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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-11-11
Why Do You


Pay rent, when you can buy land al
from $12 so to SIS per acre that
will produce from Is to so bushels
of wheat and from so to 100 bushels
of oats, in a country of abundant
natural resources such as timber,
coal-for the digging-and pure wa
ter, and where the grass grows tall
enouge for hay. Mr.. Renter. you
can pay for this land with what you
are now paying for two years rent.
For further information about this
Southeastern Montana land, see or
write Frank Chandler, Nezperce.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17
1.-THE WHOLE TRUTH
Says Mrs. Eads, in Writing Her
Praise For Cardui.

Circleville, Ohio.-"All have said
about Cardui, the woman's tonic, is
the whole TRUTH" says Mrs. Fannie
Eads, Of r. F. D. No. 6, this town.
'T suffered with womanly weakness,
and pains in my back and limbs for
two long years. was so bad off, !
could hardly walk at all.
My husband advised me to try
Cardui, the woman's tonic, and con-
cluded to follow his advice. After TAX
ing Cardui according to directions, l
now feel like new woman, and can
do all Of my work.
Before taking Cardui, I was walk
Ing skeleton; now l weigh $50 pounds.
I recommend Cardui to every suf-
fering woman, for I know what it did
for me. My dresser is never without a
bottle of Cardui on it."
There is no reason why Cardui
won't help you, just as it has Mrs.
Eads, as we'll as hundreds Of thou
sands of other women in the past 80
years. So if you suffer from any OF
the many ailments so common to
women, or need a good strengthening
tonic for that tired, nervous, worn-out
feeling, get a bottle Of Card-u-i,
today. At all druggists. NcB7
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17
Feb. Is, 1915.

Feb. Is, 1915.
We're having some changeabls
weather at present.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. M. Kaut of st.
Paul visited at August Lansing's on
Wednesday.
Joe Broghammer called at Decor
all on Thursday.
Paul Ode of Red Oak the assessor
was calling in Ravena on Tuesday.
Herman Lansing lost horse on
last Thursday.
F. f. Schroeder returned on Tues
day from DEBORAH after several
weeks stay there.
Miss Lena Schweinefus is visiting
home folks south of OsSian at pres
ent.
Henry Schweinefus called at his
son Louis's near DEBORAH on Wednes-
day.
Mike Herteges and family visited
relatives south of Ossian on Wednes-
day.
Anton Anderson and Knut Tovson
attended the auction at Peter Wolf
south of Ossian on Thursday.
Wenzel Lansing purchased fine
horse from Herman Schroeder on
last Friday.
Ed Youmans of Centennial called
at August Lansing's on Saturday.
Miss Dora Lansing of Lawler
spent over Sunday with home folks.
DR.. j. w. Lynch of Ossian was a
professional caller in Ravena on
Saturday.
Miss Pearl Weitgenant of Ossian
visited at Eber Decou's on Saturday
and Sunday
Herman Lansing delivered several
leads of hogs to Ossian on Saturday.
Philip Barthelma ST.. shipped sew
eral head of cattle to Cresco on We'd
nesday.
A few of this vicinity attended the
basket sociable in Centennial on Fri
day evening. All report fine time.
Chas. Monty spent over Sunday
with relatives at Monona.
John Schroeder of O5sian called
at his brother F. O. Franks on Mon
day.
Wenzel Lansing sold a fine horse
on last Friday.
Henry Lansing stayed at the p.
Barthelma Jr. home a few days the
past week
Quite few of this vicinity attend
the Firemen's dance at Ossian on
Monday evening. All present report
"a fine time.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17
SATIRE.

Feb. 15, 1915.
We can't but believe that the old
almanac knows something about the
weather, when he predicted a Feb
ruary thaw with rain and sleet.
The little child of Mr.. and Mrs.
Helmer Finholdt has been quite sick
the last week.
Mrs. Erick Fadness has been sick
with the measles, but is on the gain
now.
Minnie Finholdt spent couple
weeks at the home of Oscar Jacobson
assisting with the house work.
Jonas Akre went to DEBORAH last
week for pressure tank and fixtures
for water system, which will be in
stalled in his house. The water will
be heated by his new range. His
brother-in-law, Martin Peterson will
do the plumbing.
Roy Sampson was a DEBORAH WISH
tor last week.
The Stork left a fine little girl at
Gerhard Forbes last Thursday Feb.
IL. Congratulations.
Arthur Ellingson was renewing
old acquaintance at Satire last Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Jacobson and
some of the children and Mr.. and
Mrs. Ed Nordheim and son Wallace
were callers at the home, of Mrs. w.
Sampson Sunday evening.
Mr.. Burt, our mail carrier thinks
there is no place like Satire. When
he gets enough of Uncle Sans mo-
ney he will buy a house and lot at
Satire and live there in his old age.
Henry Akre went to DEBORAH last
Thursday on business.
Charley Tweet and Ed Lund made
a sort of Business CALI at Istads
on Sunday.
Gerhard Revue is making numer-
Gus trips to Highlandville. Suppose
its to try his new cutter. II shouldn't
vanner.''
Hauling gravel from the river is
the order of the day at present.
Mrs. Johnny Stoskopf and son
Clarence were callers at Sampson
on Sunday.
Mrs. Butler Forde and son Helmer
made flying trip to DEBORAH on
Friday.
The Parcel sociable will be held
at Satire hall next Friday evening.
Feb. 10, followed by first class
programme consisting of vaudeville
sketches, dialogues and plays.
Quite few from Satire had plan
ned to take in the Ski tournament
lat Spring Grove on Saturday, but 1T
was postponed on account of bad
weather, but the Satire boys done
some skieing on Sunday, the jump
ing part being left out. Otherwise it
was up to the limit.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17
OWE MY HEALTH
toPefurla
l was
Gradually
Breaking
Down From
Confinement
to Store.

mr.. c. N. Petersen, dealer in fine
boots, shoes and cigars. No. 1872 South
-Iein ST.. Council Bluffs, Iowa, writes.
Il cannot tell you how much good
Peruna has done me. Constant con-
flnement in my store began to tell
on my health and / felt that / was
gradually breaking down.
Il tried several remedies prescribed
by my physician, but obtained no per-
manent relief until I took Peruna.
felt better Immediately, and five bot
ties restored me to complete health.
I have been in the best of spirits
since. and feel that owe my health
to It,"
Catch Cold Easily.
Mr. Arthur G.. Peterson, r. F. D!
81, Box 81, OInro, Wisconsin. He
was in the habit Of catching cold
easily.
He says: att has been seven
months now since I have taken any
Peruna and I haven't felt the least
touch Of cold since. and am positive
that I am now rid of the tendency to
catch COLI Ieruna is a WONDERFUL
remedy"
Thc.e who object to liquid medi-
eines can now procure Peruna Tab
lets.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17
BURR OAK.

Feb. 10, 1915.
l.. A. S. Thursday at Mrs. Henry
Manuel's.
The school children enjoyed a Val
entine box at the school house Fri
day afternoon.
f. Potter made business trip to
DEBORAH Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. Peacock are back
from a visit with Ridgeway friends.
Mrs. Edith Gibbs will give a talk
on the w. c. T. u. work and the NJ
E. church Tuesday evening. There
will also be readings by several con-
testants.
The Needlecraft club meets next
week with Mrs. Emma Ackerson.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Leonheart were
guests from DEBORAH last week.
Mrs. Maggie Ottoway visited De-
cOrah friends last week.
Mrs. Emmons went to DEBORAH
hospital Wednesday and was oper-
ated on Thursday by DR.. Guthrie.
Her friends are glad to know she is
getting along nicely and will be home
soon.
The young people enjoyed a party
at A. Pierce's Thursday evening.
Mrs. Edie drove to DEBORAH Fri
day after her daughter Mary, for an
over Sunday visit.
The M. E. parsonage was sold at
auction Saturday afternoon to Clar-
ence Failey for $4,000. He will
move it onto his lots southwest of
where the parsonage now stands.
Miss Lucille Emmons came out
from Chicago Thursday to spend a
few days with her mother.
Howard Edie went to Cedar Rap
lids Tuesday to consult an eye special
list and from there will go to Iowa
City for few days.
Mr.. s. Clark and Mrs. Clark Man
ming are attending Loyal Workers
convention at Floyd, la.
Miss Florence Reed was Decor
ah shopper Friday.
The school has program and bas-
ket social at the hall Thursday eve
ming. Every lady is requested ia
bring basket. Proceeds go into
school funds.
day while Mr.. and Mrs. Gossman at
tended the Donlan and Courtney
wedding.
Murray Marsh made trip to De-
corah Thursday.
The DC grab bag at the l.. A,
S. sale will be of articles suitable
for the young people.
The l.. A. S. will hold their annual
sale in the /. o. o. F. hall March 4th
Chicken pie dinner served at noon.
The Prosper ladies have their al
nual sale Saturday, dinner served at
noon. Everyone come.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17
FACTS WORTH KNOWING.
Burns.


The first thing of Importance i
treating burn is to exclude the all
If tn clothing adheres to the wounl
remove this first with a little war;
water or oil, taking care not to es
pose too large portion of the woun
to the air at one time owing to tn
intensity of the pain. Keep on GOV
ering the burnt area as you go so q
to keep the air away. Never hole til
burn to the heat, it is a mistake
idea.
An application of colodion is OIL
of the best remedies for slight barr,
as it forms an air-proof coating owe
the burn.
Any of the oils are valuable, pal
ticularly carron oil, which is equa
parts of linseed oil and lime watel
In the absence of oils dust the pal
with starch, flour or talcum POW
der, 'or use clay which has eithd
been sterilized by boiling or else bah
ed and then boiling water added
Molasses has even been used wit
splendid results.
Since severe burns are more dai
gerous than is popularity supposed
not minute should be lost in call
ing the doctor but in the meantin1
follow the temporary hints as lal
out above.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17
Kitchen Kinks.

After drying salt for the table. q
not fill the salt cellars until TIN
salt is quite cold, otherwise it vii
harden in a lump.
When using gasoline to remoy
spots, we usually find the spot disap
pears but yellow ring remains. Thi
can be avoided by adding little sal
to the gasoline before using.
japanese tea trays should not bl
washed in hot water. If greasy,
little flour rubbed on with bit d
soft linen, will give them GeN
look; If they are scratched, rub owe
a little olive oil.
When the lamp wick is too largl
for the burner and does not turn "a
readily, drawing a few threads froI
the middle of the wick, instead o
cutting down the sides, is more sat
isfactory, as it keeps the wick froI
travelling.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17

Miss Nora Anderson is visiting her
sister, Mrs. Carl Sersland.
Mr.. Theodore Rosa visited his
brothers in Ossian a few days last
week.
Mr. and Mrs. Knute Lee Sr. were
callers on Main st. one day last week.
Messrs. julius Brown and Elmer
Rosa have been fixing up the tele-
phone lines the past week.
Mrs. Herman LANCE and children
were DEBORAH business callers one
day last week.
Mr. Joe Ehler attended the we'd
ding of his neice near Festina today
Misses Lalla Lee and Nellie Dan
iels called at the Mrs. Mary Stevens
home Sunday evening.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17
After Many Years.

j. l.. SOuthers, Eau Claire, Wis.
writes: Years ago l wrote you in
regard to great results / obtained
from Foley Kidney Pills. After all
these years ! have never had a re-
turn of those terrible backaches
sleepless nights; / am permanently
cured" Men and women, young and
old, find this reliable remedy re-
lives rheumatism, backache, stiff
joints and Ills caused by weak or d.
seased kidneys or bladder. Engbert-
sons Pharmacy. Feb.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17

Lost:A the basket social Friday
evening, a black veil about 2 " yds.
long finder please leave at school
house.
Misses Gladys and Amy Moen were
guests of Amanda Ginapp Friday
night. Ne
Mrs. Joe Ehler is on the sick list.
A surprise was given at Frank
Boeckman's last Monday evening in
honor of Miss Phillie Wiltgen. The
evening was spent in dancing and at
midnight a fine supper was served
and aout 900 O'Clock A.. M. they
all departed for their homes. All
reported a jolly good time.
Miss Dorothy Russell is visiting
her aunt, Mrs. l.. ID. Burrows at this
writing.
Mr.. Mat Wiltgen and Miss Blanche
Rathbun of Ossian were guests at the
Charley Daniels home Sunday.
Mrs. Webb Rosa and children,
Marjory and Walter were guests at
the Mrs. Anna Daniels home Wednes-
day.
Mr.. Adam Meyer and family have
moved on the Bushman farm south
of Ossian last week.
Mrs. Anna Daniels called on Mrs.
Jesse Limbeck in Ossian Tuesday.
The program and basket social,
which was held in the Centennial
school Friday evening was well at
tended in spite of the bad weather
The proceeds were 1923 Every
one enjoyed themselves to the ut
most.
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Gerleman and
children of south of Ossian were
guests at the Joe Ehler home We'd
nesday.
Master Joseph Boeckman was a
guest at the Joe Ehler home a few
days last week.
Mr.. Charley Daniels and family
and Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Daniels and
Mr.. kae Runkle and family were
guests at the Mrs. Anna Daniels
home Friday.
Miss Clarmay Einck who is at
tending school in Ossian was a guest
of her parents from Friday until
Monday.
Mr.. Earnest Bulmer was guest
of relatives in Freeport few days
last week.
A number from Ossian and Ravena
were in attendance at the basket So
cial Friday evening.
Mr.. Ollie Decou who has been Wis
iting his sister Mrs. Alexander at
Missouri Valley has returned to his
home in this vicinity.
DR.. j. A. Juen of Ossian was a
professional caller in this vicinity
Friday.
Misses Laura and Tackla Boeck-
man who have been visiting their
sister, Mrs. Fred Gerleman south of
Ossian the past six weeks returned
home Wednesday.
Mr.. VIII Boeckman is in DEBORAH
under the doctors care.
Mr.. Roy Feltis accompanied by
Miss Elsie Richert Of near Prosper,
Mimi, came Friday for a visit with
the formers sister, Bernice Feltis.
They returned home Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Daniels of De-
cOrah came Wednesday for a visit
with their son Charley and family.
They returned home Saturday.
Miss Blanche Rathbun Of Ossian is
visiting her sister, Mrs. Charley
Daniels this week.
Miss Frieda Heiman who is attend
ing school in Ossian spent few days
of last week with her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Henry Heiman.
Mr.. Henry Ginapp assisted Rae
Runkle in hauling hay few days
last week.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17
NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT.

Notice of the appointment of an
executor of the estate of Peter ia
cobsOn, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given, that the
subscriber has been duly appointed
executor of the estate of Peter ia
cobson, late of Lincoln township, in
the county of Winneshiek, state of
Iowa, deceased, testate, and has
taken upon himself that trust by CIV
ing bonds as the law directs. All per-
sons having demands upon the es-
tate of the said deceased are re-
|quired to exhibit the same; and per-
sons indebted to said estate are called
upon to make payment to
o. c. CARLSBORG,
Executor.
Dated at DEBORAH, Iowa, Feb. 9,
1915. 6-4w
AUBOLEE & NELSON, Attorney.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17
BLUFFTON.

The month of February has been
rather ruff so far.
Jack Gallagher and Walter Nc
Cauley went to Burr Oak the first of
the week. Jack Gallagher has the
road work for Burr Oak township.
Willie finger went to Prosper
Tuesday for coal for Mr.. H. Shelley.
Sarah and Gladys Murdoch and
Leila Green called on Mrs. August
Burgman the first of the week.
Hugh Kelly attended the sale at
Paddle O'Brien's, he bought several
hundred dollars worth of stock.
Mrs. Chas. Burgess visited Mrs.
Shelley Wednesday.
Fred Walters is having a we'll
drilled on his place.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rupert Greenslade
called on H. Sheley's Thursday eve
ming.
Mr.. McCullum of DEBORAH and his
driver were seen in BlVffton Thurs
day.
Fremont Cox of Burr Oak was in
Bluffton Thursday after a load of
gravel.
Mrs. H. Mercy called on Mrs. Jake
Brandt Thursday morning.
Gladys Murdoch is visiting her
sister, Mrs. Miley Wilbur this week
Chas. Burgess took timothy seed
to DEBORAH Friday. Mr.. Taylor ac-
companied him.
Harry Taylor and Cecil Burnham
went to DEBORAH Wednesday.
Will Cameron and wife visited
Jake Brandts Thursday afternoon.
Willie Dinger made a trip to De-
corah Friday for Mr.. Rider.
Miley Wilbur hauled a load of
hay to Bluffton Friday for T. Muir
dock
Mr.. and Mrs. Phil Carolan visited
her folks Friday.
Hugh Kelly Jr. and wife, of Ames,
Iowa, concluded their visit up in
the north neighborhood, and Mr..
Kelly's father took them to DEBORAH
Saturday through the rain. Mr..
Kelly came back yesterday with a
big cupboard in his sleigh. Won't
that make his wifes eyes open. She
now will have place for her dishes.
Charley Burgess lost horse Sat
urday night.
Mr. and Mrs. Luke O'Brien are
visiting over in the west neighbor-
hood today. Go on Monday, sure
sign of company or go every day this
week. Don't matter, can't do much
else.
Linderman and Melver sawed
Rube Wilbur's wood and for some
others in Burr Oak township this
last week and they go to Johnny
Donlands Wednesday.
Rupert Greenslade and wife, the
newly married couple, are making
their home with Richard Greenslade's
at the present time.
Mr. Madden had card party last
Thursday night.
C. w. Brittendall went to Cresco
for load of flour Friday.
Malan Nelson was shopping in our
burg Friday.
Henry Burgman, Clifford McCau-
ley, Kathleen Clarissa Burgman call
ed on Mrs. Brittendall one day last
week.
There was a cradle roll meeting
held at Mrs. Murdock's Saturday
evening, it being Glands seventh
birthday. There was good atten-
dance in spite of the roads and wea-
Their.
Walter McCauley hapAed hogs to
market this last week.
Sarah Murdoch and Leila Green
called on Mrs. Shelley yesterday eve
ming.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17

Hundreds of health articles ap-
near in newspapers and magazines,
and In practically every one OF them
the Importance of keeping the bowels
regular is emphasized. A constipat-
ed condition invites disease. A de-
pendable physic that acts without In
convenience or gripping is found In
Foley Cathartic Tablets. Engbert-
sons Pharmacy. rep'
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17

If better cough syrup than
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound
could be found, we would carry It..
We know this reliable and dependa-
BILE medicine has given satisfaction
for more than forty years: therefore
we never offer substitute for the
genuine. Recommended Tor coughs,
colds, Group, whooping cough bron-
chial and lagrippe coughs. No OPT
ates. Engbertson's Pharmacy. Feb.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17

The ordinary walks of life do no
appeal to many folks because the
do not happen to be speedways.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17

Waiter-"And how did you find
the steak, sir?"
Customer quite simple. ]
lifted up the potato, and there i.
was"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17

Stand up for your rights if YOU e.
pect others to take a back seat.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-02-17

Our Want Column.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1915-08-18
CHAPTER XVI.

TITS got to stop! It's got to stop"
he almost shrieked. shaking his
clenched fist at the man in the chair.
Adam Carr did not arise, blu APP
peared to shrink deeper into the rock
ing chair. as IL in actual retreat be-
fore the peril in Eric's eyes.
Mary looked on amazed, bewildered.
"Eric!" she cried, but he did not hear
her.
DO you hear me. Adam Carp" he
shouted. It's absolutely devilish. I've
got a heart If o haven't. l don't
put an end to 1t. Great heaven, man,
can't you see what they're suffering?
Haven't you had your fill? Do you
mean to keep on up to the day they
die? Well, by heaven, you shan't! Do
you hear me-? You shan't!"
Adams sc0wl would have checked a
less excited, less d~istraught speaker.
He leaned forward in the chair. his big
hands gripping the arms.
It's only been for six years." he said,
~ much to himself as to Eric. Appar-
emily he, too. vas forgetting the pres
ence OF Mary. In the next breath he
remembered her. You'd better hold
your tongue. Eric. Mary's here. We
can 70 outside and"
mo. we'll stay RICH here. Well have
u out, here and now. ! mean to tell
Uncle Horace the truth"
You will do nothing Of the kind"
snapped Adam Carr, arising.
"Oh, I'm not afraid Of the onse-
quences." cried Eric savagely. III pay
the price. whatever It II. I can't 90 on,
that's all. Good heavens. do you think
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1915-08-18
CHARITY CLOSE TO Aome
Smiths Seemingly Generous Action
VA Not A ogether q Matter Of
Philanthropy.

Senator Morris Sheppard OF Texas
remarked the other day that Philan.
thropy was not always actuated by .
beautiful and generous heart, and told
this story to back up his statement:
One afternoon a bunch Of congenial
spirits were talking about the various
leading citizens of the town when q.
parsimonious party by the name Of
Smith was smilingly referred to
Speaking of Smith," i%nterposed an
other of the bunch, Il met him yes
terday afternoon going around town
with a petition trying to collect money
for a poor widow that she might pay
her rent"
What's that" exclaimed the
amazed crowd, all of whom knew
Smith. collecting funds for a Widows
rent! Watch out for the millennium
at 6 a. m, tomorrow"
"Oh. no, it isn't as bad as that" ex-
planned the other. You see, Smith
owns the house that the widow lives
in"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1915-08-18
DISTRESSING PIMPLEs
Removed by cuticura Soap and oint.
snent. Trial Free.

Smear them with the Ointment,
Wash off in five minutes with Cuti-
r Soap and hot water and continue
bathing for some minutes. Repeat ON
rising and retiring. These fragrant
supercreamy emollients do much for
the skin, and do it quickly.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura. Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1915-08-18
Sacrifice for Art.

one cold, we and windy night he
came upon a negro shivering in the
doorway Of an Atlanta store. Wonder
ing what the darby could be doing
standing on a cold. wet night in such
a place, the proprietor of the shop
said:
Jim, what are you doing here?"
"'Scuse me, sah," said jim. but
I'm gwine to sing bass tomorrow
mornin' at church, an l am trying to
ketch a cold"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1915-08-18
Touch pre.eminent.

"A cozy picture, eh? A man lolling
in an easy chair and his beautiful
wife leaning over him to light his
cigar"
You haven't seen the companion
picture to it. have you?"
why, no."
Its the same man ~savagely chew
ing the end of his cigar and writing
a check."-Kansas City Star.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1915-08-18
curio Takers.

Lincoln Springfield, the English edl~
tor, was lunching in London when q
Samoan entered and shook him by the
hand.
What do the natives do for a living
over there?" Mr.. Springfield asked the
Samoan.
Oh" said the other. they sell &C.
coanuts. and birds-of-paradise, and
Robert Louis ~Stevenson's inkwell."
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1915-08-18
Another hunaer Strike.

Another Hun0er Strike.
Patience understand Mr.. Styles
has refused to give his wife money
for new clothes.
Patrice-What's she going to do?
She's going on a hunger strike"
A well-trained memory is merely one
that admits of discreet forgetfulness.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1915-08-18

A man will sometimes pocket his
pride, but a woman can never find her
pocket.