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The star-independent. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1904-1917, 1915-05-01
TOWER CITY
Schools Close Earlier and Scholars
Help to Clean Up Town

Special Correspondence.
Tower City, May George Hokt
and family attended the funeral of hi.
mother at Pottsville.
The Rev. Norman Fake and family
of Annville, the former pastor of the
United Brethren church, spent a few
days at this place.
Thursday was "cleaning up day
for Tower City. The public schools
were dismissed several hours earlier
and the scholars assisted in the work
George Reno, infant son of Clair
Houtz, died at the home of the parents
at Sheridan on Wednesday evening
aged months. The funeral was held
this morning and the services were con.
Quoted by the Rev. o. G. Romig, pastor
of the United Brethren church. Burial
was made in the Greenwood cemetery.
Mrs. W. C. Bachman spent few
days at Reading.
The employees of Brookside colliery
received their pay on Monday.
j. B. Watkins placed a 500-gallon
gasoline tank and pump in front of his
store.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. F. Stuck, of Tre-
mont, and daughter, Mrs. W. D. Stoy-
er, of Lansford, visited relatives here.
Mrs. Emma Long and daughter,
Dora, both of Donaldson, are visiting
Mrs. G. w. Dreibelbis and family.
A daughter arrived in the home of
A. H. Rissinger, outside mine forman.
Harry w. Katerman, student at
Lebanon Valley College, spent few
days with his parents at Reinerton.
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MECHANICSBURG
Mrs. Ibach's Music Pupils to Give Re.
cttal This Evening

Special Correspondence
Mechanicsburg. May There were
six deaths during the month just closed
in the borough.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. E. Seiber very
pleasantly entertained party of
friends last evening at their home on
East Main street.
This evening the music pupils of
Mrs. NJ. B. Loach viii give a recital at
her home, Market and Keller streets.
Mrs. Mary Trostle has returned
from a visit to relatives in Shire
manstown.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Arthur Houston, of
Houston s Mill, were guests of Mr..
and Mrs Weir EberIy, last evening.
The Rev. A. B. Mower, of Shep-
herdstown, was visitor here yester-
day.
Mrs. Charles Smoke and children, of
Williamsburg, are visiting Mrs. Smoke IS
mother, Mrs. John H. Ulrich, West
Main street.
Mrs. John s. Smith returned this
week from Shiremanstown, where she
spent several weeks with relatives.
The Cumberland Valley Railway
Company are having a siding built at
Trindle Spring. 1t is said that indicates
that in the near future cars will run
between Mechanicsburg aud Carlisle
every half hour, instead of every hour
as the present schedule is.
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HUMMELSTOWN
Members Of Chemical Fire Company to
Attend Church Services

Special Correspondence.
Hummelstown, May 1.-The men,
bers of the Chemical Fire Company will
attend the evening service in Zion Lu-
thcran church tomorrow. The members
will meet at the engine house at 7.15
clock and proceed to the church.
A meeting of the Alumni Association
of the Hummelstown High school will
be held in the High school room on
Tuesday evening, May 4.
The Rev Percy Boughey pastor of
the Methodist church, spent the week
with relatives in Philadelphia.
Mrs. I. R. Laueks and son, Fenton,
H. R. Laucks.
127th Regiment will be held at Harris
burg on Monday and will be attended
by Francis Alexander, Joseph s. Early,
John G. Spidle, George F. Greenawalt,
Isaac Alleman and William Sanders.
The regular meeting of the borough
School Board will be held on Monday
evening.
The Rev. George Izer. D. D., district
superintendent of the Northern district
of Philadelphia, will preach the sermon
at the evening service in the Methodist
church tomorrow. Following the serv-
ice the Sacrament of the Lord Supper
will be administered.
Mothers Day will be observed Sun
day, May 9, in the Sunday school and
at the morning service in Zion Lutheran
church.
Street Supervisor John Stephenson
and force of men are engaged in remov-
ing the loose dirt from Main street and
when the work is completed oil will be
applied to the street in an effort to get
rid of the dust.
The Beaver school, west of town,
taught by Ray f. Gruber, closed yes
terday. Four of the pupils, Walter Lo-
gan, Sadie Cassel, Pauline Fromm and
Mary Kelsey have successfully passed
the examinations to enter the Swatara
township High school at Oberlin.
Mrs. John Mutzabaugh. Mrs. Harry
Thompson and daughter, Blanche, were
visitors in Harrisburg yesterday.
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MELVILLE
The Rev. G. A. Shilke to Occupy Zion
Lutheran Pulpit Tomorrow

Special Correspondence.
Newville May Michael J. Fan.
ming, who is known as the ''Peerless
Prohibition Orator. will deliver one
of mis- famous lectures in the Big
Spring Presbyterian church Friday
evening, May Z, at 7.30 o'clock under
the auspices of the W. C. T. U. A sill
yer offering will be lifted.
Mr.. and Mrs. Austin Mickey have
returned to their home on Parsonage
street after visit with their daugh-
ter, Mrs. Walter Skillington.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. G. OFT and daugh-
ter, Lueretia, spent Friday in Harris
burg.
Harvey Miller, who resides east of
town, and Miss Hilda Diven. daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob DIven, Broad
street, were married Wednesday, April
2s, by the Rev. H. H. Lippincott, of
the NJ. E. church.
The Rev. C. A. Shilke, a student of
the Theological Seminary, Gettysburg,
will occupy the pulpit in the Zion Lu-
theran church Sunday.
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ELIZABETHVILLE
James A. Miller. so, Taken Ill While
Attending Court at Montrose

special Correspondence.
Elizabethville, May 1.-Mrs. Lee
Zeigler was taken to Philadelphia by
her husband Thursday evening, where
she entered a hospital and will under
go an operation.
Miss Anna Harman and niece, Velva
Beehtel, spent Friday at the county
seat.
James A. Miller, secretary of the In
surance Company, returned from an
eight-day trip to Montrose, Susque.
hanna county, where he attended court
and became i'll but at this writing is
somewhat improved. The veteran in.
surance man is so years of age and has
served the company As years.
The dramatic cast of "Tony the Con-
Wet will go to Klingerstown this
evening. This popular drama has been
regarded as the finest production ever
presented to the public here.
Miss Esther Shriver spent Thursday
afternoon at Halifax and visited the
public schools.
The town is on general boom daily
the farmers thronging the Elizabeth.
vile Milling Company with loads of
wheat at $3.50 per bushel.
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SUBURBAN
MARYSVILLE
Twelve Members Compose This Year
High School Graduating Glass

Special Ccrrespondeuce.
Marysville, Pa. May 1.-The Marys.
vile orchestra played at the commence.
ment exercises of the Penn township
high school on Wednesday evening.
Beatrice Kensler won the first prize
at the baby's contest held in the Galen
theatre. She had a total of 5000 votes.
Deckard Fisher won second prize with
2,475 votes, and Bernice Sheaffer won
third prize with 1850 votes.
The Rev. S. b. Bidlaek, pastor of the
Methodist church, will preach a sermon
to the Marysville Lodge No. $50, l. o.
o. F., in the Methodist church to-mor-
row.
The Rev. W. R. Hartzell, of Harris
burg, spent Thursday with the Rev. s.
l.. Fliekinger.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. S. Fry and son, of
Red Lion, are visiting Mrs. Fry's par
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. Oliver Albright.
The regular monthly meeting of the
Civic Club will be held on Monday at
7.S0 clock
The largest graduating class in the
history of the local high school will
graduate this year. The twelve mem
bers are: Herman Nipple, president;
Harry Deekard, vice president; Irene
Ashenfelter, secretary; Hazel Hahn,
treasurer; Mary Corl, valedictorian
Dewey Bare, salutatorian; Paul Anpach,
Marguerite Glass, Louise Corl, Martha
Boyer, Hobart Cosnell and Romaine
Clendenin. The baecalaureate services
will DE held in the United Evangelical
church on Sunday, May 2. The COM
mencement services will be held in the
Methodist church on Friday, May Z.
Henry Houek will make an address. The
class motto is "Truth Conquers. The
class colors are white and green. The
class flower is the salmon colored rose.
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NEW CUMBERLAND

Special Correspondence.
New Cumberland, May 1.-The New
Cumberland knitting mill shipped a
large order of hose to st. Louis yester'
day.
Mrs. H. R. Purple, Third street, en-
tertained the Five Hundred Club on
Thursday evening.
Mrs. Sponsler, of Steelton, visited
her sister, Mrs. Parker Buttorff, Eutaw
and Third streets, yesterday.
At meeting of the Sunshine Guild
this week considerable business was
transacted and several committees ap
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LINGLESTOWN
High School Pupils to Render Another
Play Tonight

Special Correspondence.
Linglestown, May Services will
pe held in the United Brethren church
on Sunday morning by the pastor, the
Rev. Clyde Lynch.
Services will be held in the Church
of God on Sunday evening by the pas
tor, the Rev. DIR. Sigler
Services will be held in Wenrich Is
church on Sunday afternoon by the
Lutheran pastor, the Rev. Mr.. Bittner.
The United Evangelical Sunday
school will hold their Children 3 Day
service on June 6.
The plays given by the Linglestown
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ming on Thursday evening during the
storm.
A number from here attended the
concert of the Choral Society at Har-
risburg on Thursday evening.
The following services will be held
in the churches tomorrow:
Trinity U. B.-Sunday school at
.9.2O a. m. At 1890 a. M, A. H. White,
of the National Reform Association,
will make an address. Junior Chris
tian Endeavor at p. m. Senior Chris
tian Endeavor at p. m. Preaching at
z p. m. by the pastor, the Rev. A. R.
Ayres.
Baughman Memorial NJ. E.-Sunday
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school at $40 a. m. Preaching at 1890
a. m. by the Rev. j. v. Adams. Sub
iect, "Heedfulness to Ones Self. Ep-
worth League at $50 p. m. Preaching
at 7.3O p. m. Subject, "The Place of
Finay Appeal" At 3 p. m. A. H.
White, of the National Reform Asso-
citation, will address men only. All are
invited.
Church of God-Sunday school at
9.15 a. m. Preaching at 1880 a. m.
by the pastor, the Rev. s. N. Good
Preaching at p. m.
st. Paul s Lutheran-Sunday school
at $50 a. M. Preaching at, 1890 a. m.
by the pastor, the Rev. A. G. Wolf.
Christian Endeavor at p. m.
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pointed. The Guild also decided to
hold strawberry festival during the
strawberry season.
Chester Samuel Leach, Jr.,' is very
i'll at the home of his grandparents, Mr..
and Mrs. j. w. Stewart, Seventh
street.
Mrs. Shaffer, of Harrisburg, is a
guest of Mrs. Frank Hoover, of Bella
vista.
A game of ball was played by the
junior teams yesterday afternoon, at
which time Bellavista defeated the New
Cumberland Stars by score of so.
A large locust tree on the farm of
Seward Hutton about half mile from
New Cumberland was struck by light
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High school on Thursday were well rem
dered to large and appreciative audi
ence. Another will be given tonight.
The public sale Of household effects
of John Barnhart held yesterday after
noon was largely attended.
Miss Emma Stuckey, Of Highspire,
on Friday visited friends here.
Mrs. David Felty and daughter,
Ruth, spent Friday with friends in
Harrisburg.
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A Centre of Activity

Always in the years that followed this
spot was centre of social and business
gatherings-many important dealings we're
transacted; many and thrilling yarns were
spun between puffs of a corn-cob pipe.
Proud, too, of it's serving as the Harris
burg Post Office from 1865 until 1886, after
which the buildings were remodeed into a
three-story structure-modern in that day,
to provide one of the finest hotels in the city
at that time, known as "The Grand. P"
In this capacity it passed down through
years until 1911, when purchased by Bow
man & Company remodeled and annexed,
to facilitate fast growing business.
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DAUPHIN
The Rev. Carl Irvine, Of Selinsgove
Win Preach Here Tomorrow

Special Correspondence.
Dauphin, May IA game of base.
ball was played here this afternoon by
the Dauphin A. A. and West End, OF
Harrisburg
The Rev. Carl Irvine, of Susquehanna
University, Sehnsgrove, will preach in
the Lutheran church tomorrow.
Mrs. Frank Bradenbaugh, of Millers.
burg, spent Friday with Miss Cora
Cofrode.
Isaac Fite was called to Penbfook on
account of the illness of his mother,
Mrs. Susan Ffte.
George A. Schade, of Allentown, was
in town on Wednesday.
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Some Crawhsh.

EDicker-What sort Of a man Is
Jones:
Bocker-Well, he could eat his words
on the cob and do 1t gracefully New
York Sun.
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Dating Back to 1896

Only twenty years after the War of In
dependence; official records tell of two
''story -and-a-half' dwellings situated on
this spot (Which were to have 3-foot alley
between them ''forever'0 and we may be-
lieve their erection took place at much
earlier date.
We now find them passing through a
series of ownerships, including John Harris,
Jacob Gorgas, Philip Brindle, The Harris
burg Academy, and many others, until 1885
when Benjamin Park purchased the one
property-a year later the other, and trans
formed them into the Park House" one of
those quaint old inns, famous for it's hos
pitality.
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Maybe.

New Workers who see America
This season, BY the way.
Perhaps may like it well enough
To stay.
Kansas City Journal.
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interviewer into desire for architectural
beauty and convenient arrangement, is the
purpose to embody in it features that will
make for complete safety and quicker
service = eliminating unnecessary cost-in-
creasing features, created only for show.
Latest ideas in department store adapta-
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ton will be carried out-new and attractive
fixtures, as well as improved mechanical
devices are now under way.
When completed, we promise the Harris
burg public: modern store in every re-
spect "a practical store policy = trust
worthy merchandise.
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months Harrisburg will witness the further advancement of
bon knded almost half century within the founder whose faithful
maazed greater Commercial School wh
the noble Science of Human
The star-independent. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1904-1917, 1915-05-01

Having symbol
cast its last shadow Market Street the
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01
He Was Heap Careful.

Said western mining man at the
Aston hotel in New York city the other
day, according to the Times: 1--WE have
bachelors mess in the mining camp
where I'm located, and we usually
have a Chinaman to do the cooking.
Some Of the Orientals are fine cooks,
after they get over a few of the pecu-
liar ideas they have imbibed from
their own country's oddities In the
culinary line.
mot long ago we got new China
man as cook. A couple of days later
one of the fellows got pedigreed
Irish terrier pup given to him-a real
dog. My friend had to go up to one
of the mines that afternoon, and he
turned the puppy over to the new Chi
naman. You be mighty careful OF
this dog, he said to the cook. Me be
heap careful was the answer.
THAT night, at dinner, the new Chi
naman brought on, with great cere-
mony, covered dish.
"'Me heap careful he remarked, as,
with a smile of pride, he removed the
cover
Underneath was the pedigreed pup,
neatly cooked in the best Chinese
style"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01
STRANGE Death MESSAGE.

1t may have been a strange and
tragic coincidence. Some will believe
there was more in it than that. The
husband of Paris woman violinist,
himself musician, left for the front
shortly after mobilization. His name
was Remy. At parting he told his
wife: "If go under l will try to let
you know directly before the official
news reaches you" She scarcely
played any music during his absence.
But the other day she took up her vio-
lin, feeling impelled to play one piece
which he liked above all. She opened
the case, and two strings of the violin
suddenly snapped, the D and the E.
RE" and mi" she at once thought.
1t was the warning he had said he
would give her. The next day a tele-
gram informed her that her husband,
Sergeant Remy, had been killed in
action.
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FEW CAN ESCAPE NOSTALGIA
inconsistencies Claims Victims From
All Classes and From Every
Variety Of People.

German sailors on steamships which
are held up in New York are said to
have, several of them, gone mad. Idle
ness and inconsistencies are the causes,
hospital authorities say.
Inconsistencies finds strange victims.
Army surgeons know that sometimes
it kills. Often it is the man without
a regular home who is most subject
to nostalgia. This disturbance of
soul, mind and body settles down upon
the phlegmatic, the burly, the thick
skinned. 1t takes them under sunny
skies amid the earth's best loneliness
and they moan for dirty streets where
they played in childhood.
Idleness breeds inconsistencies and
active diversion cures it. 1t is akin
20 melancholia and comes in mystic
rious ways. Probably it arises from
the biological impulse intended to an
Choir man in one place long enough
for him to take root. Its opposing in
stinct is the wanderlust.
Explorers have confessed that the
worst inconsistencies they have known
was in the first few hours and days
of their return. In familiar surround
ings the marks of times memorable
progress were painfully apparent.
Changes, small and large, tortured
them by reminders of the precious
past. Some have turned in Respondent
revulsion to take up their roamings
again.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01
SIMPLE HOME TREATMENT
FOR SWOLLEN VEINS

Ask your druggist for an original
two ounce bottle of Moone's Emerald
Oil (full strength) and apply at night
and morning to the swollen, enlarged
veins. Soon you will notice that they
are growing smaller and the treatment
should be continued until the veins are
of normal size. Generous sample on
receipt of 10 cents from Moone Chemi-
cal Co.. Dept. w, Rochester, N. Y
ADV.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01
A CONSIDERABLE MATE.

why don't you assert YOURSELF"
said the obstreperous person. Don't
you know that the more you let your
wife run over you, the more she's go
ing to do it?"
Certainly know that" answered
the meek little man. But my wife
doesn't seem to get much out of life
and I'd hate to deprive her of the
pleasure she derives from bossing
me-"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01
AT THE FIRST SIGNS
OF Falling Hair Get Cuticura. 1t
Works Wonders. Trial Free.

Touch spots of dandruff and itching
with Cuticura Ointment, and follow
next morning with hot shampoo of
Cuticura Soap. This at once arrests
falling hair and promotes hair growth.
You may rely on these supercreamy
emollients for all skin troubles.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01
Proper Classification.

Here's joke on you" said the self
styled humorist whom the office boy
had admitted to the editorial presence
py mistake. 1T is about a plumber
VINO was SO conscientious that he
never overcharged."
HUH" repoined the autocrat of the
blue pencil, that's not a joke; but
perhaps we can use it in the fiction de-
partment."
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Modern Political Argument.

She's on the shady side of thirty
My dear sir, there is no shady side
of thirty nowadays. Women don't
begin to think Of getting old until they
are past forty"
Tut! tut! You talk like a man who
is running for Office in state where
women have the ballot"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01
Musical Note.

Here's fellow said the Answers
to Correspondents editor, who wants
to know what musical instrument pro-
duces foot notes.
TELL him a shoe horn" suggested
the sporting editor.-Judge.
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Strictly Business,

"Ah, my friend!" said the pedant.
Going out for little piscatorial rec
reation?"
Nope" answered the person ad-
dressed. I'm goin' after my break
fast. There amt no recreation in that
fur me an there certainly amt goin'
to be none fur the fish I hope to
ketch."
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EXPLORATION.

what are your plans for the sum-
mer?"
Further exploration, suppose" an
swered Mr.. Muvings. I'm going to
keep on looking for some place that
carries out the impressions l get from
the pictures of the summer resort post
cards."
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The Truth Comes Out.

The Lawyer-But how did you man
age to rob that big corporation so sys-
tematically without being discovered?
The Former Employee-Oh, the big
corporation was too busy working the
same kind of a game on the public to
notice me.
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Eqotisn.

ITS right to point with pride if you
point in the right direction"
THAT sounds sensible"
But l hate to see a man always
pointing at himself
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Knew the SYMPTOMS.

Betty-Dear Jack! I wish I knew
if he really intends to propose to
me.
Marie-No doubt of it, dear. He's
behaving exactly as he did before he
proposed to me.-Boston Evening
Transcript.
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Favored.

Does your wife neglect her home
in making speeches?"
mot bit of it, replied Mr.. Meek
ton. "She always let's me hear the
speeches first"
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Her Charms.

Il suppose you meet many kinds OF
people?"
mo, they're all alike" said the shoe
clerk. Every woman who comes in
here thinks she's a Cinderella"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01

Will the suffragette have to acquire
the big black cigar habit before she
can make good as a political boss?
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Relieved of Care.

Il don't have to turn over any new
leaf" remarked Senator Sorghum
why not?"
"The folks out home turned one
over for me at the polls last election"
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Soothing Him.

Whats the trouble, Sapleigh? You
seem annoyed"
"Dood1ey called me fool"
Don't mind him. That fellow never
did have any tact"
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Fond of II Then.

Your daughters very fond of mu,
sic, isn't she?"
eyes, indeed. It's no trouble for her
to practice on the piano when | need
someone to help me with the dishes"
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The Economy.

Some people hold that a wife ought
to receive regular salary for her
work In the home"
Then it would be just as cheap to
hire a housekeeper."
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Proof of II.

"The fellow in that automobile ac-
cident was full of grit"
81 should imagine so from the
amount of it that was picked out of
his teeth"
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Forebodinq.

FUTSUUUITIYs
ct won't ride in that parlor car
that's named the Comet"
''Why not?"
Because comets are always being
telescoped.'