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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-21

DOES YOUs sPEEDOAEETER need attention A Epeedometer requires attention just like a watch does. We are the service station for Stewart Warner Speedometers- Tell us yOur troubles. Waldorf Motor and Machine Co. 126 Cannon St
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-21
Locksrnith and Hardware
Male Help Wanted

MALE HELP WANTED-saIesn in every county for highest grade garden and grass seeds. Permanent situation. good pay. Experience unnecessary. Cobb Co.,, Franklin, Mass. G 26 d"
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-21

ss.sgr DO AUrOMoBTLE PAINTING. 3sF9TmrY1fy1r Tops. and Slip Covers First class work at reasonable nEacea Auto Bodies our Speciality, BRetropo1ita4 Auto. Carriage Co. 40 Grand st U eff
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-21

VANTED-Yo oung Men. The largest Auto school in the state Full course $25 at easy terms. No linn 1ted time. Wil1mann Garage. opp. cemetery, Etratford Ave.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-21

IF YOU WANT Fire, Insurance. If you want your house rented. Prop erty sold. Call on us We want HOur business. Let us cry. Chas S Cole Inc. 361 State St U9 ass
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-21

H. EYNGE STEAM DYEING AND Cleaning Co., (Formerly the Br1dge- port Dye1ng and Cleaning Col Works and ofrice. sea State St., Fl. Aynges Prop F 36 els
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-21
Hotels

THE ROYAL, State Lafayette, War
 ren and Courtland Sts. Rooms by day. week or month. Single or in suite Use of baths, electric light and steam heat. Low noderate rent. State, Lafayette, Warren and Courtland sts- 2s *tf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-21

NEW, FOR sALE+Used only four months, cost $250. VII sell for $165. Guaranteed for twenty years. Italian Violin. valued at 91O0 for $25. Cash or easy pay mentA S44 Noble Ave.
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-21
Ladies' Tailoring

NOTICE TO LADIES, our $e.se Suits made to order from your own ma &eriaI is the talk of the town. People say the fit and work xnansh1p is as good as any SEQ sui& made. B'tshelberg, 30 Fairfield Ave
 Entrance Plaza Theatre. Phone sTs-4. ? ss etf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-21
Laundry

WOOD AVENUE LAUNDRY makes . speciality of wet washing. rough dried. Work called for and deltv- cred all p9rts of the city Is B0n- ham Ave- Telephone 1S39-4.
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-21

INTERPRETATIONS to send for one of my bookletx on U. S. and Foreign patenta Mercer p Blondei, PN- tent Solicitor. Conn National Bank building. B 27 stf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-21
Landscape Architects

OF ESTATEA
 planting, grading, tres specialists pruning, spraying, cavity work. Dealers in cut flowers. seeds. hedges, trees. fertilizers. Funeral work a speciality. Ma1lett-Cock- field & Co.,. S41 Fairfield Ave. Tel s6Oe-1s- U ss ale
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-21

COURTNEY,e-110 Wan street An
 outside. pleasantly furnished rooms
 for gentlemen ss. Center of City. | Moderate. R
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-21

FOR sALE-Main Street propertv, corner lot S1 by 90. Two famiiy house. twelve rooms. Paved streets. Good location for business. George w. Finn. IS Arcade 6 13 al
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-21

So = GLOVES CLEANED, ANY EENGTH-5c. Cleaning and dye Ing all kinds. American Dyefng and Cleaning Co.. Tel 9S2-4. Office e9 Cannon St E 26, alis
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01

Opening the letter box on the door,
she took out a dozen or so envelopes.
One set she inspected criticaIly-they
were all in feminine handwriting
and then rather UnwillingIy laid them
aside. The others she tore briskly
open, each received q keen, shrewd
look. They were filed or thrown away.
Little and whimsical and odd, Flo
dies appearance had something of the
humor Of a puppy, the sad wisdom Of
a monkey. The combination made her
face pathetic. CrinkIy, colorless hair
and hazel eyes had Flodie. Her fine,
regular teeth were her best asset, and
when she smiled, her main relief from
plainness. From her costume, which
was careless, to her gestures, which
were queer, FIodie Fisher was an orig
inaL She had charm and magnetism.
Whether she made one laugh or weep,
eccentric little Flodie was distinctly
loVable
Mr.. Smallish now reappeared with a
loaded breakfast tray.
Put him on that table in the stu
do" F1odie commanded.
Have those giddy green garlands
come for tonight?" she asked.
Why, yes, they're out in the hall,
Miss Fisher. What time does the
party begin"
Zone minute past ten"
"WiII there be many here, Miss
Fisher?"
ooh, I don't know, Alfred, about
twenty, I suppose-men, ladies and
women. Especially women! They
don't usually refuse Mr.. Bonistelle's
studio invitations, I notice! ThereIl
be too many anyway. There won't be
half of EN- come till the. theaters are
over, though. We've invited a squad
of actresses"
Alfred stopped, his arms loaded with
garlands. What, real ones?"
mo, only half-ripe, I guess. Not
nearly so real as the other women
who'll be here, anyway. There are
more good actresses off the stage than
on, Alfred! It'll be good as a play
for mel"
Alfred gazed longingly from the
threshold, his eyes af1re. Say, Miss
Fisher, are you going to be dressed
up like you was the last timer"
She dropped a fantastic courtesy
Precisely the same, Alfred; our good
old friend Crepe de Chine Now you
gallop along with those evergreens be-
fore your eyes drop out Mr.. Small.
ish!"
Alfred left, with the love light I'm.
eXtinguished
Flodie went into the studio and
pounded at the chamber door again.
"Mr. Bonistelle! Hurry up! Your
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Mound DWeIlers.

The name mound jewellers, for want
of better, is given to the prehistoric
and mythical inhabitants of the CEN
trail West, who antedated the Indians.
The mounds, on which the name is
based, were parts of Notifications or
tombs, and their builders are supposed
to have been remote ancestors Of the
Indians. One authority says: "The old
theory that the mound builders were a
distinct race of highly civilized agri-
culturists who had lived from remote
antiquity in the regions of the mounds
and we're eventually exterminated by
the nomadic hordes coming from the
northward, represented today by the
Indians, is no longer supported by
ethnologists, who hold that the Indians
are their descendants" Where they
came from or how they got here are
matters of speculation.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01

breakfast is awfully impatient Come
along! That old coffee is swearing
already"
Hall opened the door, grinning.
And I suppose those eggs are feeling
rotten about it." he offered jauntily.
Flodie giggled delightedly and hoy
cred over the table, giving it a few
final touches.
Hall Bonistelle was attired in a
purple dressing-gown, too evidently
the gift of loving. tasteless female.
He showed himself, now, as really
handsome, even to that cleft chin
which women seem to fancy, and
most right-minded men to Ioathe. On
his face was the touch of humor, care
lessIy joyous, rather than intellectual.
and with his artistic" temperament.
it was easy enough to account for his
popularity with women, popularity
that gave him a spoiled air. was not
offensive, and enabled him to do much
forbidden to other men. Always ex-
cepting poor Flodie, who Rugged a
precious secret to her breast, women.
it might be added, liked rather than
loved him. The obvious proof might
lie in the fact that, at twenty-seven.
Hall had not yet been entangled in
a serious affair of the heart. He con-
sidered that he knew too much about
women to be seduced from his anus
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01

and bowling glossy black heads to the
floor.
AS the traveller sits on the platform
a servant removes his shoes and 9th
ers divest him of his wraps. Shoes
are seldom cleaned, and if they be wet
or muddy they are left untouched.
Habitual frequenters of inns often pro-
vide themselves with foot coverings
to slip over shoes and thus be able to
wear them to the apartment. With
out them one must don the heelless
slippers furnished or go to ones room
unshod.-Kansas City Times.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Ruouenot Relics

Henry NJ. Lester, president Of the
Huguenot association Of New Ro-
cheHe, n. Y, is haring the estate of
Miss Eliza MouIton dug up in a search
for the foundation of the first Hugue-
not church, which the women of the
Huguenot settlement there helped to
build in 1858.
Under the chancel, history says, the
bodies of three pastors of the church
were buried. There is also a tradi-
ton that some of the residents of
the town buried money and plate IN
der the church during the Revolution
airy war and that it was never reeov-
cred. The property faces Huguenot
street.
The old church, because of its
shape, was called the Stone Jug"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01

Jones has a dry wit, don't you
think?"
well, something gives him an un-
"uenchable thirst, anyhow"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
About the Same Thinu

Old Lawyer-How did l get my
start? Well shortly after I hung out
my shingle a rich uncle died and l
came into possession Of large sum
of money.
Young Lawyer-Then you owe your
success to a relative.
Old Lawyer-No, he was no rela-
tive; it was a clients uncle who died.
Boston Evening Transcript
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01

ables in large quantities. especially
spinach; white feshed fish, cakes
made Of buckwheat, from which the
cellulose has been removed, macaroni.
spaghetti, butter, small quantities of
rye and graham bread, potatoes Cried
or in the form Of salad, oyster plant,
caulifower, salads, apples cooked or
raw, strawberries. cranberries, buckle
berries, oranges aud most fruits
The same authority forbids the fol-
lowing: Sugar, meat, meat soups, len
ills, peas and beans Except the soy
BEAM, most Of the cereals, white
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01

ally lie along it, and at one side is
cupboard where umbrellas and foot
gear are deposited. A big drop octa-
gon clock on the wall, a low desk, a
hibachi and a pile of sushions gen
orally complete the Office equipment.
The travellers jinrih customariIy de-
posts him in the yestibule, at the edge
Of the platform, beneath the overhang
of the roof. Shouts of 20 Kvaku san"
honorable visitors) apprise the mas
tiers and the maids that a guest is ar
irving, and all hurry forward to re-
ceiye him, uttering cries of welcome
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01

serve the plain rules of health Out
fits should be selected and modes Of
living in camp should be planned IN
der advice Of some experienced per
son, and it would be well if such a
ore could be a member of the camp
company. 4 camping party should not
be large; a few congenial companions
are better than a crowd of unassfmi-
lated people Properly prepared for
and wisely carried out, a brief sojourn
in tent or cabin in the wilds should
build up the average man or woman
in bodily and mental health ard vigor
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
WHALE MEAT A GOOD FOOD
Is BEING Used for Frankfurters in
Denmark, and Is Said to Be
Highly Nutritious.

Frankfurters made of whale meat
are getting to be quite the thing in
Denmark, according to Einar Henrik
sen, a mechanical engineer Of Tons
berg, Norway.
Mr.. Henriksen came to America to
study drop forging. He was graduated
from a school Of mechanical engineer
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
DELIGHTS OF CAMPING OUT
Real Lover of Nature Enjoys Rough
ing 1t if His Physical Condition
Is Good.

The camper-out who is a real lover
of nature will enjoy roughing it in
woods or on lake or seashore, but he
should first make sure that his physi-
cal condition renders it safe for him
to undertake the venture. When in
camp. every care should be taken to
avoid needless exposures and to OBJ
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01

and supply a fund Of pleasant recol-
lections and good spirits for months
succeeding Not a few hard workers
in various fields attribute their stay
ing power and success to the inYigor-
ating effects Of their annual bark back
to wild nature. To those requiring
a complete change Of surroundings
this plan commends itself as means
beyond compare of restoring WORKOUT
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
JAPANESE INNS ARE QUEER
Guests Must Leave Their Footwear In
the VestIbuIe When Going to
Their Rooms,

The entrance to native inns in Japan
IS most always a rooted vestibule with
q welI-trodden earthen floor backed by
8 raised platform about twenty inches
high, forming at once z seat and the
outer extension Of the first floor.
A scattered line of shoes, sandals
and geta belonging to the guests usu-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
WHAT DIABETES SHOULD EAT
FAMOUS Specialist Gives a Safe Diet
for Persons With Tendency to
That Disease.

Many folk ask what is a safe diet
for a person suffering from a tendency
to diabetes. DR.. Arnold Lorand Of
Carlsbad, famous specialist in dia-
rbetes and author of book on the sub
ject. says that the following foods may
be eaten: Milk rice eggs, green vege-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01

ing in Christiania a year ago, and
planned TO go to Germany and then
to come to the United States to study
this particular line Of engineering, but
the war kept him out Of Germany.
There has been developed in Nor
way in the last few years a new field
of industry in which mechanical engi-
neers are much interested" said Mr..
Hendricksen. This is the designing
and manufacture of machinery for
cutting up whales. It requires special
machinery, Of course, and the investi-
cation Of the whale in relation to the
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
RECIPROCITY.

Ever see one of these wild west
exhibitions they send around the
country?" asked Broncho Bob.
Yes"
DO you suppose you could go to
big town and round up bunch of gun
men and frame-up experts and load
EN- UP in Joy ride automobiles"
What's the idea?"
us Crimson Gulchers want to re-
ciprocate an get out on the road with
wild east show"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01

bread, candy, beer and other alcoholic
drinks.
If some sweetening be desired in
coffee and tea saccharin may be used,
but it should be remembered that this
is more than six hundred times as
sweet as sugar, so a very minute
quantity of it is enough.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Difficult Situation

That man says ours is the wicked
est town on earth"
Yes. But ne has said the same Of
nearly every town on the map. Where
are we going to move to-"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01

kind Of machinery required for dis
secting it developed the comparative
y new industry Of using whale meat
for frankfurters. A big business has
grown out Of this. Most of the whale
meat is sent to Denmark and there
made into frankfurters. Whale meat
tastes not unlike beef and is very nu-
tritious. I have frequently eaten
whale steaks"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Vindicatjon

First Tramp-So Waggles is a col
lege man? And what good does that
do him2
Second Tramp-All kinds O. good.
He scares of lots of dogs by giving
the college yelIl-Puck.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
A Timorous Campaiuner,

Though politics I much admire,
I never learned the trick;
If I an opening. gun should fire,
I'll bet that It would kick!
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
The Difficulty.

How can an artist paint marinel
view in oils ?" =
"Why can't he?" ,
"But how does he get the oil and
water to mix?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
First of the Season.

Flossie-He was an early love Of
mine.
Aunt Jane-Early! You must be al
most eighteen, deari
Flossie-Early last summer, mean.
-Browning's Magazine.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
A Lasting Meal.

Madam, can't you give me some
thing? haven't had mouthfuI for
two days"
Certainly, you poor creature. Take
this chewing gum. It viii last week"
Parsons Weekly.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01

Bacon-This paper says Siberia
alone takes up one-ninth of all the
land on the globe
Egbert-Wonder if that can be true?
Just think Of all the land the United
States took up at Panama.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01

Mrs. Jessie Hardy Stubs, famous
all over the United States as an ar
dent worker for the cause Of woman
suffrage, recently became the wife of
Benton Mackaye, a forest examiner
in the government service and a son
of the late Steele Mackaye, noted
playwright This picture was taken
on the day of the wedding.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
A Gentle Reminder.

He (timicly)-I-er-Iove you more
than words can tell.
she-Well. they say that actions
speak louder than words.
Then, to his credit, be it said, he
got exceedingly busy.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Not Sfric+Iu Tr1ir

''Pa, mother told Mrs Gablet today
that she never raked you over the
Goals What did she mean by that,
pa?"
She meant by that to fool Mrs. Cab
let, son"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Alonu That Main Linz

Employment Agentess-You want a
cook who will appreciate a good home
and good treatment and
Employer-But in the meantime
send me a cook
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Lives by His Pen.

What are you doing now, Gus?"
ooh, write for a living"
Newspapers or magazines?"
Neither. l write to father twice a
month for it."-Merchant Traveller.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
The Morning Raid.

THE maids of the neighborhood
seem to be mobilizing with their
brooms."
Yes. 1 judge they are going to the
front for a sweeping charge"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
4 Candy Shower.

Whats the noise in the next
room?"
"The girls are giving one of their
number a candy shower"
"Ah. yes. Now l seem TO distinguish
the pattering Of the chocolate drops"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Handicanned.

Angelina-Did you see much Of
America while you were in the United
States?
Archibald-Not much; the second
day l was there I lost me blooming
monOcle
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Seeking information.

Bacon understand Manchester,
England last year imported 44,648,8OO
gallons of oil.
Egbert-Does that mean hair, salad
or automobile oil?
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
inht Housekeeninn.

when / married you l thought I
was going to have an automobile Of
my own" said she.
'sAnd now?" queried he.
81 discover that l am merely the
chauffeuse of an oil stove"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
First Of the Season.

F1ossie-He was an early love Of
mine
Aunt Jane-Early! You must be al
most eighteen, deari
Flossie-Early last summer, I mean.
-Browning's Magazine.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Professional Secrets

Lawyers are men who work with a will,
At least so the doctors say;
But the lawyers work don't begin until
The doctor has opened the way.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Velocity of Wireless Waves.

Wireless telegraph waves are pro-
PEELED along the surface of the earth
with velocity slightly less than 1885,
600 miles an hour.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Onnnsite NieWs

Nell-Papa says it's Come easy, go
easy" with money. Do you find it so,
Jack?
Jack-Not on your life! I always
found that it came hard-and It GER
tainly seems hard to see it go!-Judge-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Too Familiar.

Il suppose you are familiar with
the works of Bobby Burns?"
Certainly, and also with the works
Of Billy Shakespeare, George Byron
and Jack Milton"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Locating the Danger.

debt has been the ruination of
many man"
YES" replied Mr.. Cassius Chex.
TITS likely to be especially ruinous
to the man who lends the money"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
The Hero.

Stern Mother-Did you tell George
to see me after he had proposed?
Flippant Daughter-Yes, and he
said he loved me, even after seeing
you.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Sure.

why do we always speak of the
siIvery moon?" asked the Boob.
"On account of it's quarters and
halves, I suppose" replied the Cheer
full Idiot.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Not to Be Envisd

( He goes to the theater every
night, but always wears a panied ex-
preston"
Don't you know who that is?"
Certainly not"
He's the husband Of the star. His
panied expression comes from watch
ing the leading man make love to
her"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Feminine Viewpoint

Him-Don't you think Miss Pink
leigh is rather handsome?
Her-Well she isn't bad-looking-
when she has her complexion on.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Boston Exports.

Church, see 1t stated that Bos-
tons exports in 1913 were valued at
$7O,933,4 81
Gotham-Could she spare as many
beans as that?
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
No Rush to Join.

Mrs. Wombat can't get the VEN
en- to join her crusade"
What is she trying to promoter"
"a society for the closing of street
car DOORS"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
Sure Thjno.

Bacon-I see a steel rail lasts, with
average wear, about eighteen years.
Egbert-If my little boy had any
thing to do with 1t, I'll bet it wouldn't.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
One On kic Dad

Earlie-Why is a free show like a
counterfeit coin, pa?
His Pa-Give 1t up.
Farlie-Cause you can't pass it.
Hee-heei
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-01
China Euus.
Woodworking"

Mr.. Bacon see Cleveland has re,
ceived shipments Of eggs from China
Mrs. Bacon think setting hens on
! china eggs Is a mean trick.