Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-04-04

are the tolu YOU % -
The man with the palsy makes the
finest hand at sitting peas
The recent cold spell has provided
the widows with plenty Of weeds
The man selling a war map is usu-
ally three weeks behind the times.
The worst abused man in the es-
tabishment is oftentime the most
capable.
There are some people with their
heads in the air who never saw an
aeroplane.
What Is it that makes banker
look so pleasant when you go in to
pay note?
At the risk of instant execution we
rise to remark that once more Henry
Starr is in eclipse.
They will have to find a lot more
oil in Texas before the Oklahoma
record will be equalled.
II the dressmakers keep on short
| enlnB tne SklIlS All OF luc huOCh-
| kneed women will rebel.
Now watch the newly married
stenographer give lessons on how to
plant and raise a garden.
one Of the singular Inconsistencies
of fate Is remarked in the paragraph
that Drumright is without a band.
According to the official reports
there is more building going on in
Tulsa than any other town in the
state.
It IS approaching the season when
! the cashier Of the clothing store tells
YOU what he knows about making a
garden.
Whenever you enter an office and
! find the boys with their feet on The
table the man you are looking for IS
not there
In the Osborne breach of promise
suit the New York courts have
chance to forget Harry Thaw for at
least a week.
We have noticed three advertise
ments where the editors Of the paper
would Toxic vegetables in receipt for
subscriptions.
UTp to this time Jim Sykes is the
only member of the legislature from
Tulsa county who has been often seen
on the streets.
The old alpine hats which some of
the boys have been saving up for two
or three years will come in mighty
handy this spring.
The hero at the cannon's mouth is
not nearly so deserving of recognition
as the hero in the range of the mouth
Of = shrewish wife.
The San Francisco exposition is
breaking all record in point Of at
tendance But the Pacific coast has a
way of smashing records,
It is almost an even BET that what
ever the state of the weather there
will be an adequate display Of millin-
cry at the churches today.
The man who has the Job Of rails
ing the money for bills and payrolls is
sometimes the most unpopular indi-
vidual around the building.
Omitting the tax lists the average
weekly these days is composed OF pot
metal stories about the war which are
generally more than three weeks old
Now watch the Texas pipe lines
shout overproduction because Of the
new production at Taylor And then
will come the usual reduction IN price
1t is evident that the weather man
did not have the price Of a spring
suit otherwise he would have given
us some spring zephys long long ago
Life, according to the poet may be
a sad experiment, but everybody seems
willing to pay a doctor for the priv
tlege of putting on just one more act.
It is not an infrequent rule Of
strictly modern business office that
the boss reserves the right to do all the
drinking and smoking during office
hours.
It is just two months and a half till
we shall have the sweet girl graduate
and be forced to listen to that old
time favorite, MY Name Is Noryal,"
etc, etc. etc.
A few more days like this and
kltChenerS S army VIII make sduci-
kraut and weinerWurst popular IN
regions which no living human being
has yet explored.
Instead of spending money i'm junk
citing trips for bureaucrats why not
do something for the families Of the
heroes Of the F-4 who gave their lives
for their country?
The baseball editor is the popular
man these DAYS. He never knew be-
fore how many friends he had till
the applications for complimentary
tickets began rolling in.
Not tnfrequently the real hero IN
the battle of life is the unassumuy~
modest individual who crushes am
bilious impulses to provide bread and
meat for the little family.
II Governor Williams did not have
10 sign a pardon or n proclamation
for the apprehension Of a bank rcbber
occasionally we would forget who the
Ichief executive of this state IS.
An Oklahoma editor living not a
thousand miles from Tulsa went 70
New York recently and IT took the
services Of three policemen TO keep the