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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
Rice VS.. Coal.

tits cheaper to burn rice in coolie
than coal under a boiler" said Thorn
as P. Reed, New York editor of the
Mining Press, to ms mbers of the Uni
versity of Washington chapter of Tau
Beta Pi, last week. He was explain
ing why hand labor Is used more than
machinery in China
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
Onion on Toast.

Take half Of large sweet onion.
slice very thin, put in frying pan with
butter, season with salt and pepper.
Cover and let stew slowly for ten or
fifteen minutes, then remove cover
and let brown. Thicker with flour
and milk as for meat gravy. Pour
over hot slices of toasted bread.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
Good Lootc,

MA" demonstrated Bobby, when I
was at grandma's she used to let me
have two pieces Of cake"
well, she ought not have done so.
Bobby" said his mother. Z think
two pieces Of cake are too much for
little boys. The older you grow the
more wisdom you will gain"
Bobby was siIenced. but only for q
moment.
well, ma" he said, grandma Is .
good deal older than you are"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
CABBAGE Siaw,

Take a head of cabbage and slice
very thin. Wash and put in kettle
with just water enough to cover. SIM
mer slowly until tender, then drain
and add enough milk to cover and
some salt and pepper to taste. If you
have some gravy from roast. add,
but If not, add a goodsized piece Of
butter Serve very hot.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
Soft Custard.

Two cups milk, one-quarter tea
spoonfuls salt one-quarter cupful su
gar, two rounded tablespoonfuls corn
starch, two egg yolks; scald milk anc
sugar in double boiler; mix beatel
egg yolks, cornstarch, salt and a little
cold milk; add to other mixture; re
move from stove when thickened
Serve cold.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

NOTHING so EFFECTIVE AS ELIXID
BABEK Fer Malaria' Chills q Fever:
News, Va, says: 1t is pleasure to recommend
Babek for Chills and Fever. Have used 1t when
necessary for 20years and have found no remedy
as effective" Elixir Babek 30 cents, all drug.
gists, or by Parcel Post, prepaid, from Roczew
ski d Co., Washington, d. @.
A Good Move-Babek Liver Plils.
30 pills Is cents
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
representative.

Il am a servant Of the people" said
the man who Is more polite than
patriotic.
Il don't like to hear you call your
self a servant" commented Farmer
Corntossel "As I think Of the taxes
pay toward your salary, it makes
me feel as II ! were up against the
tipping evil"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

are from the
Apostle Paul to
his beloved Tim
othy.
Cir cumstances
are not so favor
able with the
apostle as they
we're during his
first imprison-
lnent at Rome.
Then he dwelt in
his own hired
house, received all
who came unto
him and preached
the gospel, no
man forbidding
him. Now prison
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
EnQIish Monkey.

One cupful cheese cut in small
pieces, ore cupful bread crumbs which
have been soaked in one cupful sweet
milk. one egg beaten light, one-half
teaspoonful salt, dash cayenne, pinch
soda, one tablespoonful butter; cook
erS
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
HUNGARIAN Salad.

One pint cold boiled potatoes sliced
gery thin, one small onion, grated. two
cold boiled beets. diced. five sardines
boned and mashed one tablespoonful
minced cold cooked ham. one small
green pepper thinly shredded. Sprin
kle with salt. add one-half cupful
French dressing. Chill.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
RESPECTFUL Faith,

"My next picture" said the lectur-
er, will be Washington crossing the
Delaware"
as that man standing up in the
bow Washington" asked the inter-
ested spectator.
Yes"
II can't believe it. Washington was
too smart man to take any such
chances on rocking the boat"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
Choice of Evils,

Miss Young warn you against
marrying that man, dear. I'm sure he
will lead a double life.
Miss Older-Well, II I don't marry
him I'll have to lead single one and
that's worse.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
Interested.

my dear, you ought to pass up friv-
olous things and take an interest in
deep subjects. Take history. for in.
stance. Here is an interesting item.
Gessler, the tyrant, put up hat for
the Swiss to salute"
The lady was tribe interested.
How was It trimmed?" she in
quired.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
Much Cheaper.

I'm going south for the rheumA
tism."
TITS cheaper to get It here."-Bos-
ton Evening Transcript.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

No man is really interested in an.
other mans troubles-unless he's .
lawyer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

Mighty coughing and torturing throat
tickle quickly relieved by Deans Mentho'
lated Cough Drops-5c at all Druggists.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL You
Try Murine Bye Remedy for Red Weak Water
just Eye comfort. Write for Book Of the Eye
81 mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy o.. Chicago
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

When an experienced parlor maid
has spent her savings she can grab .
broom and raise some more dust.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
MRS, WILLIAMS
LONG SICKNESS
Yields To Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.
Elknart, Ind. :-"I suffered for four
keen wears from organic inflammation,

I e m b ] q WEAKNESS
pain and Irregular.
ties The pains in
my sides were in
creased by walking
or standing on my
feet and ! had such
awful bearing down
feelings, W as de-
pressed in spirits
and became thin and
pale with dull, heavy
ewes. I had six doc
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
Wnsn COOKING Fresh Eaus,

In cooking perfectly fresh egg 1t
should be allowed to boil at least half
a minute longer than ono which is
several days old.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

To secure wealth Is hard, to keep It
Is harder, but to spend 1t wisely is
hardest Of all.-Bishop Berry.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

When a fellow is on his uppers he
feels that the world has played low
down trick on him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

Contrary Signs.
'The wind is rising"
THAT means falling weather.
Baltimore American.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

T will often be found that our
truest character comes from those be-
meath us.--W. Stewart Royston.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

Conviction is essential to conf
dence, and confidence Is nine parts of
coursge.-Rt. Hon. D. Lloyd George.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

Some people go into thing head
first, while others prefer to get there
with both feet.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

The sweetness Of adversely is apt to
sour a mans disposition.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

A man may call woman an angel
just as If he ever had seen an an
gel.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

There are times when lie would
look better in print than the facts.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
Advice,

Percy--By Joye! I've got an idea.
Betty-Be kind to the little stranger.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

He that speaks even the highest
good for himself alone shall be dtsap
pointsd---Genrga s. Merriam
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

There is no death. What seems so
IL &, transition.-Longfeil
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

About the time an actress RECEIVERS
from one attack Of matrimony she has
another.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

THERE'S no place like home-and
some married man ere glad OF It
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

The Disloyalty
Of Dernas
B.
REV. WILLIAM WALLACE KETcHUM
D1eet9 Ct tss Practical Wort Corrss
Meedy Billie lesstuhs, Cacsss

TExT-Demas hath forsaken NEIL
Tim. 4:l1
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
Tho Exception

Tho Exception.
Doctor-Did you ever encounter a
will that you couldn't break?
Lawyer-Yes, but only one.
Doctor-And that was
Lawyer-My wife's.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

These are the words Of an old man,
languishing In a Roman prison. They
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
The Kind,

II am going to embroider matri-
monial romance on this tapestry"
Then why not use cross-stitch 7"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

Just because a girl calls fellow
muff is no indication that she wants
him to hold her hands.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09
Chiid's PLAY,

Why are you moping there, Dick?"
I've got no one to play with
well, go and fetch Freddie next
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-04-09

door,"
"oh, played with him yesterday,
and l don't suppose he's we'll enough
to come out yet"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-11
BY DOROTHY DIX.

Real husbands, like real terrapin
once so plentiful in this country that
even the poor could afford to indulge
In them every day, have now become
so scarce that they are luxury of the
rich.
This has made it necessary to find
some substitute for the genuine arti-
Gle. for 1t is a well-known fact that
the capricious feminine appetite
Graves this dainty morsel almost as
insatiably as 1t does chocolate creams,
and that women consider no menu
properly balanced in which husband
is not served UP in some fashion or
other.
Real husband being so difficult to
capture, even by the most expert
sportwomen, and so extremely high
priced as to be practically out of the
reach of everyone except widows who
have been left large wads of life in
surance, housewives have sought
som ething that would take its place
at the family table, and a number of
ingenious and toothsome compounds
have been devised, whose flavor and
substance are so much like the real
thing that they deceive any but Reno
connoisseurs.
There are several ways in which
this dish may be prepared. The best
is, perhaps, Mock Husband. a la Suf-
fragette.
To make this, take chimney that
smokes, a cat that stays out at night
a parrot that swears. and a pocket
book with a Yale lock on it that you
cannot pick, and mix them all thor
oughly together. Serve piping hot
This dish has all of the peculiar
flavor of the real article, and is a
great favorite with old maids, espe-
cially around Boston, where it sup
plements their sacred baked beans
as an article of daily diet
Another form of Mock Husband
commonly known as Mock Husband
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-11

Ordinaire, or Everyday Mock Hus-
band, is made by taking a good hefty
brass knocker, q vinegary temper, A
large well-developed crouch, and a
barrel of surly silence. Blend these
thoroughly together and serve with
a garnish of grocery bills and dry
goods bills and other household ex-
penses. This dish is peculiarly appe-
tizing for breakfast food, and is so
satisfying that no woman was ever
yet known to desire a second por-
tion of 1t.
Those who have made Mock Hus-
band after this receipt guarantee that
it is so exactly like the real article
of which thousands of women have
partaken every morning since they
were married, that should it be sub
stituted for the slmon-pure article
they would never know the difference.
To give Mock Husband Ordinate n
still more realistic touch a dash of
stale beer or high balls may be added,
but this Is optional with the cook and
not at all necessary.
Another form of Mock Husband
called Mock Husband a la Saphira is
great favorite in many households,
and is frequently served to guests by
wives whose husbands belong to the
rara avis or fly class. Not being able
to obtain any real Husband for their
parties or festivities, these poor wo-
men are reduced to the necessity of
concorting a substitute that they
fondly believe deceves even their
dearest female friends.
The basis of Mock Husband a la
Saphira is lies. Take as many of
these (and be sure they are large,
juicy lies) as theer are persons to be
served. 1t is best to always select
the same kind of lies, as they blend
better than lies of different varieties
Having made your lies, season the
mixture with as much plausibility as
you can command, sprinkle it over
with an unlimited quality Of refer
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-11
Number Three.
A JOINT RESOLUTION
Proposing an amendment tn sect

a JOlNI hESOIsOIlON
Proposing an amendment to section
twenty-one of article three of the
Constitution of Pennsylvania
Section /. Be 1t resolved by the Sem
ate and House of Representatives OF
the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania In
General Assembly met, That the fol-
lowing amendment to the Constitution
of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
in accordance with the eighteenth ar
ticle thereof
Amend section twenty-one, article
three OF the Constitution of the Com
monwealth of Pennsylvania, which
reads follows:
"No act of the General Assembly
shall limit the amount to be recovered
for Injuries resulting In death, or for
injuries to persons or property. and In
case of death from such injuries the
right of action shall survive and the
General Assembly shall prescribe for
whose benefit such actions shall he
prosecuted. No act shall prescribe anv
limitations of tiEe within which suits
may be brought against corporations
for injuries to persons or property. or
for other causes different from those
fixed by general laws regulating
actions against natural persons, and
such acts now existing are avoided !"
so that 1t shall read as follows:
The General Assembly may enact
laws requiring the payment Of employ
ers. or employers and employees ioint-
ly, or reasonable compensation for in
juries to employees arising in the course
of their employment. and for occu-
pational diseases OF employees. whether
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-11
Social and Personal News
of Towns Along West Shore

Mrs j. c. Beers and two children,
Ernest and Kenneth of Marysville, are
visiting her sister, Mrs. w. B. Brown,
at Philadelphia.
Miss Margaret Kulp, of Duncannon,
is visiting at the home of H. c.. Hol-
land, Marysville.
Miss Hazel Houdashel, of Baltimore,
is visiting at the home of NJ. P. Stam-
baugh, Marysville.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. L. wenrich left for
New York City where they will spend
the winter.
Mrs. Ross Albright of Marysville, is
visiting at the home of A. S. Fry at
Red Lion.
Mrs. William Donahue, of Marys-
Vile, is at Wilkes-Barre.
Mrs. w. H. Burkheimer, of York,
is visiting Mrs. Emma Sellers of
Marysville.
Calvin Weibley, of saville, is visit
ing his daughter, Mrs. f. A. Fleisher
of Marysville.
Miss Jennie Flickinger. of Marys-
vile, is visiting her cousin, Miss Agnes
Hayes, at Philadelphia.
c. Dean Eppley, of Pedro Miguel,
Panama Canal Zone, is spending his
vacation with his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. c. Eppley, at Marysville.
T. j. Fiddler, of New Brighton, is
visiting w. J. Williamson and Harvey
Sellers, at Marysville.
Misses Anna Wagner and Margaret
Hess, of Baltimore, returned home on
Thursday after spending a week with
relatives at Marysville.
Charles Lilley, of Marysville, after
spending a week with his granddaugh-
ter, Mrs Lille Brown, of Bowmans-
dale, Chester county, returned home
on Thursday, accompanied by his lit
tie granddaughter
DR.. ]. H. Young of New Cumberland
went to Philadelphia yesterday to visit
his son William and family.
Miss Carrie Simmons of Hershey
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-11

more attractive, being uniform in color
and will produce both eggs and meat
more satisfactorily than a mixed lot.
For eggs alone, the Single Comb
White Leghorns are recognized as the
leading variety. If it is desired to pro-
duce both eggs and meat, the Ply
mouth Rocks, Rhode Island Reds, Or
pingtons and Wyandottes all are valu-
able, and any of these will prove
profitable as ''dual-purpose" fowls.
Poultry raisers who are operating
on small scale often make the mis-
take of attempting to carry too many
fowls or expecting too large a profit
on a small number of fowls, especially
at the beginning. A beginner should
remember that he will make errors
in feeding and caring for the fowls,
and that his profits will be small until
he learns to manage them. But as an
offset against this will be the satisfac-
ton and pleasure of keeping the fowls
himself and of being able to raise his
own products-products that he knows
are high in quality.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-11

many fowls in one house is the COL
onyhouse system which is used sue
cessfully by many poultrymen. The
colonyhouses are seldom more than
oXl2 feet in floor area and they are
generally built on skids so that they
may be hauled from place to place.
These cost more per fowl than the
larger houses but have the advantage
of being easily movable and by being
serViceable in the Spring as brooder
houses, in the summer as homes for
flocks of young stock, and in the win
Ter FOR housing laying fowls or breed
ing pens.
Don't Give Scraps to Chicks
ADULT hens may be fed entirely on
table scraps, but young chicks should
not be fed table scraps from the begin
nlng They should be two months old
before they receive an entire feed of
table scraps. BY table scraps is
meant the left-overs of meats, bread,
pies, cake, ETC., potatoes, cabbages
and other vegetables. This also in
cludes the trimmings of meat, lettuce,
potato peelings, and the like. These
should be cooked together when fed
to young chicks, but for the older
hens they may be chopped fine and
given raw.
When not enough table scraps are
secured to feed the flock, the scraps
may be cooked and mixed with equal
parts of bran and cornmeal, and this
mixture fed to the fowls three times a
day. When a wet mash is fed this
way 1t is better also to give the hens
light feeding of grain early in the
morning and late in the afternoon.
Three Ways of Starting
There are three ways of getting
started with a small flock as outlined
above.
First-secure Matching eggs and an
incubator If the incubator is cor
rectly handled, and the hatch turns
out satisfactorily, this method is
doubtless the cheapest, but a beginner
Will frequently overlook some impor-
tant details of incubation and thus
make his investment improbable.
Second-Buy baby chicks. These
usually cost double the price of hatch
ing eggs. While the beginner does
not have the trouble of incubation,
there are difficulties raising the chicks,
and this way of starting-like the buy
ing of eggs for hatching-may be fol-
lowed only in the Spring.
Third-Buy laying hens or pullets,
preferably pullets, because they usual
ly lay the heaviest in their first year.
This method costs more at the start,
but is probably the safest for the be-
ginner, and can be used at any time
of the year, especially in the Fall and
winter when the demand for eggs is
heaviest.
In the selection of breeds it paws
best to get what is known as standard
bred varieties; that is, those that have
been bred for a definite purpose like
egg production, or a combination of
egg and meat production. They are
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-11
EVENING OF SONG

New Cumberland, Pa, Sept. IL
An Evening of Song" will be held in
Trinity United Brethren Church to-
morrow evening at 7.8o by the choir.
The program will include prayer by
the Rev. ]. r. Hutchison; solo, May
My Walk Be Close With Cod; F. En-
try; anthem, Come Then All Victor?
ious Lord" choir; solo. The Lord Is
Mindful OF His own" Miss Esther
Smell; anthem, Behold God Is Mine
He'll err; choir. duet, my Heavenly
Home" Misses Mary and Ruth Will
liams; address, the Rev. A. r. Ayres;
anthem, Bless the Lord, Q My Soul"
choir; solo, Jesus, My Redeemer,"
Miss Helen Lechthaler; anthem, Hear
o Ye King" choir.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-11
M3Q0en tsgs. sg2 lnreReS rs
Epicurean Episodes

ences to Dear john" My Darling
Husband" our ideal married life,'
and MY husbands devotion to his
home;" then throw in a large solid
chunk of mendacity about Johns hav-
ing called away on business, and hav-
ing to work so hard that he has lit
tie time for his family, and let this
mixture cook down to a thick puree
Be careful not to drop into it any
of the salt of the tears of neglected
wife, for this ruins the flavor of the
dish, and is mistake that many
women make when they first begin
to concoct it, Afterward they
get more expert. Wreathe the tureen
in which Mock HusbandSa la Saphira
is served with false smiles, and your
guests will be sure to praise it.
Mock Husband la 'Eaphira is the
piece de resistance in many million
aires homes, where the girl children
acquire such a taste for it that even
in later life they prefer it to the real
article.
OF course there is a certain sweet
ness, and tenderness, and delicacy of
flavor about Real Husbands that
Mock Husbands never acquire, no
matter with what skill they are
cooked up. Still when it is impos
sible to obtain the genuine article
and the species which our grand
mothers used to serve at the head
of their table as the chief ornament
of the feast seems we'll nigh ex-
tinct-we must make-shift with what
substitutes we can find, and the re-
ceipts which have been given will, It
faithfully followed. enable any wom-
an to impart a distinct favor of mat
rimony to her frugal fare, and give
it pleasing diversity from the usual
tea and toast of spinsters.
Also it may be said that while,
perhaps, Mock Husband is not quite
so tasty as Real Husband, it agrees
better with a woman, and is much
less apt to give her heartburn.