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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23
MEDAL OF HONOR,
SEVEN COLO, TWO
S|lvERs TAKEN
COUNTY ALSO GETS HONORABLE
MENTION
Thirteen Pri.es Are Won on Fourteen
Entries Of NanAth Vegetables, and
the Only Reason Moro Prises Were
Not Won Il Because the Klamath
Ranchers Did Not Respond 70 the
Call for Moro Producas.
CONTINUED from Pass -

ables at the exposition was done By
picked experts. These men were not
impressed BY unusually large speci-
mems. unless they were perfectly
sound. rather looking on them as be-
ing abnormal. They b.sed their opin-
ion. on what they found BY thorough
" testing the products. in some cases
going 20 far a. to cook some Of them.
and a. they had full authority to cut
into - much Of the fruit or veget-
ables a. they saw nt. Klamath people
can rest confident their prisss were
won on quality alone.
The significance Of these prizes IL
great. By making such cleanup at
the worlds fair, klamath has proven
itsslf . region wonderfully aAaptsd
to the growth Of hns produce. This.
then. effectuaily kills for al time the
untruthful stories Of prevalent frosts
here al the year aTound. which pso-
pie in other sections are wont 70 ton.
II also establishes Klamath vegetables
In . class that makes II possible for
them TO 90 into the best markets Of
the Coast when the rates, etc., are
right and command the highest
pSises.
Fred Nitschslm wss one 70 ~ the
sreat advantage Of Klamath county
participation In the competitions. and
be furnished nearly halt the products
uent 70 tho exposition. He Csts his
reward now. In being the recipient OF
Ehres gold. two silver and . bronze
medal.
TO Percy Evans Of the Sunset gro-
ssry d due n y large measure Khan.
lth's great victory. Evans made the
'ustiing Of vsgstabIss bis special duty,
Nd With asesstary ylsst Of the Com
aeseial Club. hs nAAs forays 10 every |
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23
POLITICS OF PROSPERITY.


T IS AN open question whether
4 great many people do not prefer
political experiments to prosperity.
The country became % prosperous
that few years 40 Il became . pop.
ular political pastims 70 attack CAP.
ital. OF late. it has not besn the
chief aAusemeat Of politicians to
twist the TIL OF The octopus, a cap.
ital b called.
A ,oH>>,> e.,eA,.tso. r.e.nt,v n.
te.Aed ~ arr,v,l az tAe Chic.ro
Se,,-,,h.. = 8. p..,..,,-.,.. ~.
train at RayDooh and South Bend,
wash. From an tho rich territory
tributary % Willapa HarSoe pathsrsd
. great body Of cltassas 70 Welcome
ths new service, ana from tie head.
quarters Of IL road cane executive
oalcers to - that the service was
properly installed.
Amonr II. eow,.,v,. ,.o,...r...
tive. "a. r - Cclka,s <rsnc nan.
...r vho -. s,ys1.s - -.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23

Steady progress is being made In
the sugar beet campaign. with daily
increase In the interest and the acre.
age. Secretary Nibley said recently
that the outlook was hopeful. and the
time limit would probably be extend
ed to December LIST In which to ~
cure the required 5000 acres. Mer-
chants to the number of. ninety-two
have signed 5000 each for the t20.-
900 stock company.-Medford Sun.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23

vegetable garden he could get into
without danger of being shot. The
Sunset grocery also contributed
largely to the success Of klamath Day
BY furnishing the celery for distri-
button.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23

Even tho posts Of house physlcian
aud house surgeon In tho English hos
pitals. heretofore always held BY
men. arc now offered to women.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23
LOST AND FOUND

L0oT-0n Monday. Nov. Is. bstwsea
Klamath Fails and John Tiptoa's
% BonanxE road. paper bundle co.,
tsiaiAg laprobe. two small carpots.
17xS4; two blind brides, one lock
stitch awl harness mending OUTFIT;
sAipping card attached: shipped from
Montgomery Ward Z Co.. Portland.
Oso. Finder please leave ct Herald
olleo or write J. Newton Waf1ar,
LAagsll Valley. Oregon. Liberal ~
vasa. 1s-st
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23

arc patriots. and II they can reach =
compromise. publicity Of that fact will
be an influence for good.
Not since tho overthrow OF tho
popc's temporal sovereignty has thers
been q consistory from which such
vast conscqu uenccs may spring.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23

Cotton grows best In low tostal
lands In tropical iatitudcs, II In prob.
ably n native Of tropical Asia. and ccr-
tainiy two Of the most important cot
ton products take their names from
Asiatlo towns---muslin from Mosul.
and calico from Calicut. II requires
plenty Of moisture and salt.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23

Miss Alice. Carpenter handled hor
own investments 40 wcil that a New
York bank has put her At the head Of
i,s womcn's department.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23
Notice to Stock Owners

Notice is hereby given that all
stock on hand or left on the Altamont
after this date will be ct the owners
risk. We will not be responsible for
and estrays.
17-6t' J. @. WHEELER, Foreman.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23

You should bc Interested In life
Insurance. Ask Chilc0te about the
"Dividend paying company Of Amer.
ica." s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23

Subscribe for the Herald, 50 cents
! month.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23
MISCELLANEOUS

DON'T forget to put in your order
now for turkeys and chickens for
TAAakagiving: prices right. Grand
Unisa Tea Store. Sixth street. Phone
11e-J. 3o-lt
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23

SITUATION wANTED-Boy wAo
wishes to attend school this wiAtse
dsslrss 70 secure work Of some kind
for board and room. Inquire Herald
oDoo. 13-et
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23

surety bonds while you wait. ~,
Chtlrot~.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23

This seasons football experts. a
least those Of them who can zee far
ther than Yale. Harvard and Prince
ton. think University Of Pittsbura
team 10 the greatest Of the season
They believe It could win from Har.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23
SITUATION WANTED

POSITION a. practical nurse. cook or
housekseper. Enquire Herald.
le.ets
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23

ward or Yale. or any other In the
country. OF course. these young men
will not have chance to play Har-
ward and Yale. for II they did they
might be acknowledged as the cham
pions OF the country.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-23

0van q 200 70 not dEivs - auee.
noh0A - nsed ~ Astna seclosae
ralIey. - ChilCote. 8
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-29
SHORT ONES

Not disputing Mr.. J. D. Rockefeller,
Jr., at all, but for a man who knew
absolutely nothing about the Colora-
do situation he. has az most remark
able memory for details of things that
happened during the time. he knew
nothing. r.,.,., 4-.-....--.
An Ohio man proposes a law COM
polling all farmers to hire one more
hired man than the work requires.
Our observation has been that one
hired man will do twice as much work
as two hired men and three won't
do any. -,
twenty-five percent of the seniors
at Princeton declare they never have
been kissed. We are interested now
in discovering what percent of the
% per cent are liars and what per
cent have hair lips. ,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-29

road, carrying all the details OF, an
enormous business under that same
red hair, or what there is left of it.
And on that old-time primary grade
bench with Joey sat a lad named
Clarence Gushing, with head pro-
nounced perfect for it's capacity and
divine for its curls. Fifty ounces was
not. the beginning of, the weight of
brains in that perfect head, according
to teacher, parents and experts on
brains. For 80 years past Clarence
has been tending tollgate on a coun-
try plank road, contentedly, and with
the hope that by 10 or 90 more years
devotion he will be able to grasp all
the intricacies of his arduous profess
sion.
No, size isn't the whole thing in
heads, women, corns, boils, fish,
flesh, fowl or anything else. That
most perfect" Cleveland head may
be skull all the way through. You
positively can't tell what's in an egg
until the shell is broken. A perfectly
good looking Leghorn may hatch out
an owl If Cleveland folks go to
drowning their boys. because of the
inferior size of their heads it will be
a great mistake.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-29
SIZE? POOH, PooH!-Cl.

SIZE? POOH, PooH!-Cleveland
is Dragging about a 4-year-old boy
who has "the most perfect head. ;"
Experts say that the lads head is al
ready as fully developed as that of
grown man, with capacity for so.
ounces of brain, the normal weight
of mans brains.
When small boy has a large head
it takes little to cheer up his parents.
We've seen fathers who thought they
ought to be permitted to borrow mon
ey at per cent because of the unuS-
ual size of their boys head. But a
big head on boy no more indicates
abnormal brains than does the size of
the head of hippopotamus or of a
pollyWog.
To illustrate: In our boyhood days
there were on the bench behind us;
first grade, primary, two boys totally
unlike in respect of the urgent mat
ter of heads. Joey Balls, the butch
er's son, was headed like the rubber
end of a lead pencil, besides being
freckled, red-haired, cross-eyed and
a sufferer. If there was one thing
that Joey was given credit for not
having more than another it was
brains. Often we've heard the teach
er emphatically declare herself upon
the utter folly OF, sending little 'Joe
Balls, the butcher as we named him,
to school, positively devoid of cerebral
equipment. Yet today we see that |
same joey at the head Of "a great rail- !
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03


church, Saturday morning at $3.50
o'clock where a requiem mass was
offered, after which the funeral pro
ceeded to st. Francis cemetery
where the burial service took place
and interment was made,
The death of Mrs. Christoph has
caused universal sorrow in Dyers-
VILE and vicinity, and the most
heartfelt sympathy is extended to
the husband and children. ~ 49,
The Modern Woodmen met at
the Woodmen hall last Monday even
ing and initiated four new mem
bers. A, social session was enjoyed
after the initiation. Following are
the men who were made mem
bers: Messrs. VIM. Walters, Chris
Miersen,' Al. Wanglen and Henry
Crave. H. +
MI. JOS. stockemer has returned
from a two weeks trip to. Florida,
when he combined a business and
pleasure trip. ...sy,t
on Sunday the Forty Hour De.
|yotions begun in St. Francis
church, this city and will close
Tuesday evening of this week.
Monday evening, March 1, at 7
o'clock in Christ Episcopal church,
Bishop Longley Of Des Moines' will
conduct the evening services and
preach q sermon. He will be as
sisted by Rev. Epson Of Farley,
who is pastor of the church In
r.
Mrs. o. y. sternberg and son Of
Waterloo are spending = few days ir
Waterloo arrived here Saturday
evening and remained over. Sunday
at, the Gehrig home and also Wis
iting other relatives. . -,
* Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Cooper and
daughter, Miss Mildred of Parers-
burg arrived in 'Dyersville Friday,
John Bucknam and sister, Miss Alb
bic until Sunday afternoon when
they left for a visit with relatives IN
Michigan.
DR.. Gratiot of Dubuque made
professional call in Dyersville Sun
day of this week.
Miss Lizzie Moreland, who has
been i'll at her home the past ten
days has about recovered.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Ungs. OF .Dy-
ersville spent Wednesday in Du.
buque, guests of relatives and
friends.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03
MASONVILLE

Mr.. Art keenan, moved out on
his farm south Of town, Monday,
Prof. Hansen Of Manchester visit
ted his sister, Esther. who is teach
ing in our. school here. last Sunday
evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Phil Fried of Wa
terloo visited at the E. F. Mulvehill
home last Sunday.
Rev. Maurice Nolan of Iowa Falls
called on friends here last week.
The Misses Jessie and Winifred
Maley of Manchester visited with
friends in this vicinity last week,
Pat Ryan. Fred Ferguson and E.
F. Mulvehill were Dubuque visitors a
few days last week.
Miss Esther Hansen spent last
Sunday at her home in Cedar Falls.
Miss Marguerite Barron the little
six year old daughter Of N. P. Bar
ron had the misfortune of having her
left arm broken one day last week
by falling from the hay NOW In T.
o. Ryan's barn, while playing with
some other children. DR.. Bowman
set the arm, which was broken near
the shoulder and the little girl is
doing fine. being up and around
again.
Casey Jones of Bloomington, ILL.,,
arrived here with his household
goods Thursday and moved on the
farm south Of town previously oc-
cupied by Dir. Hanover.
Miss Ora Blanchard who is attend
ing school at Mt. Vernon, spent Sun
day at home last week.
A general moving" has been in
vogue here the past week and sew
eral changes have been made. VIII
Roberts moved on the John Perry
farm. Geo. Logan moved on the F.
H. Chiid;s west farm, Mr.. Spitz Of
Illinois on another of Mr. tChild's
farms. Floyd Durey occupied Mrs.
P. McGrath's house vacated by Mr..
Baysfnger. Joe Connor moved into
his new home south of town. Frank
Pogue occupied the Link house here
vacated by w. Roberts. Mark Lyden
moved into the Taylor house vacated
by T. O. Ryan and Mr.. Ryan occu-
pied the old Ryan property. John
Beihl occupies the property pur-
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03
!: DY.E I ] :


"A death which has caused deep
sorrow in Dyersville is that of Mrs..
Val. Christoph, who died Wednesday
at noon at her home In North Dy-
ersyille. Although she has not been
in good health for some weeks past
her condition at no time. caused
alarm or was even considered Sc
rious until half an hour before her
!; death, when she complained Of be-
ing sick and physician was sum-
moned and everything possible done
for her, but death came suddenly
and relieved her terrible suffering.
Rheumatism of the heart seems to
have been the imm ediate cause.
.1g Deceased was born near North.
ingtOn in March, 1873, her maiden
name being Miss Pauline Engler.
She was well known to every one
in Northington as she received her
education and grew to- young wom-
anhood lin that city. She became
the wife OF Mr.. Val. Christoph OF
Dyersville on August %, 1894, in
St. PauPs church, Northington. After
their marriage the young people
came ITO Dyersville and since have
continued to make. this place their
home. IN i 5 III l{l.s 4
Mrs. Christoph was devout mem
Der Of the Catholic church, WON
an whose kind words and deeds
have won for her score Of friends,
and whose life was lived for those
sh loved and she leaves with her
grief stricken husband six children:
Alfred, Malinda, Louis, Cecil, Louise
and Margaret a three weeks old in
FAINT The oldest child John, was
drowned on Dec. "a, 1908. She Is
Z also survived by her mother, Mrs.
Engler OF Dubuque; four brothers,
Theodore, Prosper, Frank of Worth
ington, Peter Of Nebraska, also
four sisters, Mrs. u. v. Weber and
Mr.. Edward Ferguson of Dubuque,
IL Mrs. Archer Of New Hampton, and
Mrs. J. Pettinger of Stuart, Ne
Il braska. sss>e rs'$S$
Funeral services were held from
the family residence to St. Francis
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03
| ! |. On ! E ] R +
M q !.t' q ~, ~ | % 81 IA
b 0S.,
Of. IS &E
lowa's Largest clstbisrs

chased from Bert Clark. .s:ast
Miss Margaret Schares, who has
been visiting the past two weeks
with her sister, Mrs. E. F. Mulve.
hill, returned to her home In Wa
terloo Saturday evening.
| John Raiders and wife returned last
week to Paxton, South Dakota after
Stella, of Jesup, were guests OF
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Raiders. ~ -
Mrs. Mary Strain and daughter,
Stella, OF Jesup, wree guests OF
Mrs. Strains daughter, Mrs. James
Nolan over Sunday. x
| Milton Cotton and family will move
to Lamont this week. Mr.. Cotton
has been employed as butter maker
for the past several years, and will
be succeeded by Mr.. Powell Of Delhi.
The Ladies' Aid Society gave q
dinner In the L. O. o. F. hall last
Thursday and realized a nice sum.
In the afternoon a farewell reception
was held for Mr.. and Mrs. Cotton
and family and presented them with
| a dinner set. Mr.. Colton's = many
friends here wish him success in his
new occupation. H.. y. p,
Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde Mosher re-
turned to Quasqueton Saturday, aft
er q long visit with their parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Gil Mosher and Mr..
and Mrs. John Rose. H.: -.
Agnes and Kathryn Q'Connor
entertained their friend. Miss Ferring
Of Independence, and also Mr.. and
Mrs. VIII Pinch, Sunday. -..
Messrs. u Dan Pagan and flames
Mcclure OF Dubuque formerly OF
Masonville visited here few days
this week on business.
Mrs, John Penny spent Sunday and
Monday with friends in Waterloo. ~.
Mrs, Summer Barthoff now resid-
ing in Cedar Falls and formerly OF
this town was pleasantc aller on
old acquaintances here Monday. *.
Peterson Lee, who has been on
the old McKeever farm, moved back
to Illinois,, Monday.
Z Mr.. John, Maroney living south
west of town passed away suddenly
last Sunday. The other members OF
the family. had gone to church and
on returning about one O'Clock found
Mr.. MarOney dead on the floor. He
had dressed himself for Sunday and
was in the act of fixing the fire
when he dropped over dead. Mr..
Maroney is survived by eight child
rem and one sister, who have the
sympathy of this community, Burial
took place Wednesday at Monti. Mr.:
Maroney was formerly resident OF
this town and was about sixty eight
years old. -,.-- n
The annual school election was
held in the school building here
Monday evening. e. F. Mulvehtn
was elected to succeed F, H. Childs
the present encumbent.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03
DORIS MOORE,
As she appears as
-,
"PEG"
in Oliver Moroscos delight
y. full comedy
of youth.
90 there nothing half so sweet
in life as loves young dream"
Cent h Opera House,
lednesday Evening,
March 10th, 1915.
Japanese a Patient People.

Impotence among the Japanese 10 4
,ring you will rarely observe as you
travel through their strange and beau
tiful country. If, on the other hand.
You yourself. In touring Japan, might
Upon occasion grow somewhat i'm
patient. you will only become the
xuiet laughing stock-behind your
back-of the little Japs themselves.
An hour. or even a day, more or less
in this oriental country is Of little &C
count, and matters cannot be made to
move any the quicker because OF any
lrritability. Ii.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03
Ventllate the Bedroom,

: Sleep with the bedroom window
wide open. The old superstition that
night air is unhealthy even for an in
valid is entirely false. On the con-
trary, night air, especially in large
cities, is purer and better than day
air, because it contains less dust and
fewer microbes To get the best ven
tilation have the window open, at
both top and bottom: :.....
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03
The True Bravery.

There is as much true courage in en-
during with constancy the sorrows OF
the soul as in remaining steadily on
the wall of a battery. To give one
self up to grief WITHOUT resistance, to
kill oneself in order to escape from
it, is to abandon the battlefield before
victory.-Napoleop.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03
Called Forth a Protest.

Ralph Tennal tells Of schoolboy in
Sabetha vino asked his mother to help
him with a problem starting. III .
woman paid her grocer so cents .
dozen for eggs" 'Gracious me-" said
the mother, y wouldn't work such =
problem. Fifty cents dozen for
eggs! No woman would pay it, and /
think it's scandalous to ask such prob
lens; they teach one extrayagance."-
Kansas City Star.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03

Thankfulness Is an unfailing sprirg
of happiness. A thankful person is
never habitually grumpy. Only un-
grateful people are incorrigibly sullen.
Even in a somber mood one can dis
sipate gloom by thinking of his mer'
cies. II you think you can say Il
thank you" with a very wry face, try
1t. The act of pronoancing those. words
pulls the face into smile. Many OF
us could increase the measure of our
happiness by deepening our capacity
for gratitude. 3.&,. <
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03
True Enjoyment.

Wife returning from matinee)2-
"Oh, 1t was too lovely! She had on q
pale Nile green silk, with bands Of
passementerie down the front, and the
grandest diamonds you ever saw, and
when she died, in the last act, she
rolled over four times, and every wom-
an In the house was crying. never
enjoyed play SO much in my life.
Puck. -. e. - ,s5<sr ~ 3,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03
Rousseau.

One is probably right in holding that
Rousseau was the Father of the
French Revolution" OF course many
things entered into the production OF
that mighty upheaval, but Rousseau's
writings did their full share in pre-.
pairing the minds of the French people
for the great political and social storm.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03
Times Changes.

"In the early days." said the instruc-
tive person. "they used to go out and
shoot q turkey for Thanksgiving din
ner,"A.:"An' at de present time" said
Erastus Pinkley, 1T you goes prowlin'
round lookin' fob loose turkey, you's
liable to git shot yohsef."-Washing-
ton Star,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03
Ready Means to Identification.

Ready Means to IdentIf1eat'on'
Richardson Wright recently made
an appointment to meet stranger ~
q Hartford hotel, and over the teie-
phone he described himself as being
q round person with an incipient
mustache. When the stranger finally
found him Mr.. Wright asked how he
was able to recognize him 50 quickly.
Back came the ready answer: "Lookea
up 'incipient' in the dictionary."-kan-
sas City Star,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03
roo Literal a PUBL,

Ny younger brother took it upon
himself to teach small boy how to
count. After repeating the numbers
from one to ten he decided to test his
pupil. "Now, what's this?" he asked.
holding up one finger. "A dirty finE-
err" was the answer-Exchange
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03
Celebrity FORGOTTEN,

It Is remarked by the New York
World that probably not one person in
10000 passing through John street,
that city, knows that it was named
for John Harpepdingh, a tanner, who
lived at the corner of Broadway and
Maiden lane 200 years ago.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03
Spots on Kitchen Floors.

So many women grieve because
there are grease spots on their kitch'
en- aoors and water with any amount
OF scrpbblng will not remove them;
just try alcohol to remove these same
spots, and you will be pleased with
the result, -
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03

Mrs. Theodore Shelley is visiting
with relatives at Kankakee, Illinois,
this week. VI - >'"
The Mystic Workers will meet at
the home Of Mrs. J. A. Strickland on
Friday night Of this week.
Leo Tierney, who is attending
the law school at Iowa City, spent.
Sunday in Manchester with relatives
and friends.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-03-03
"Mae;e In the L. e. A."

= Wild.Eyed Customer-'I want 4
quarters worth Of carbolic ,cid."
Clerk-"This is a hardware sto-e.
But We have-er-a fine line of ropes.
revolvers, and razors Yale Record.