Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-07-27

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very bed, and body, and rear up in
t an O. L. r. car.
It makes in your hearing whether the
man says he has come 10 pay that
five or collect that five?
Man who cannot get along with
one wife writes in favor Of a monu-
mcnt to solomon, who manipulated
zoo with ease and grace.
Give him punch" yelled the man
In the audience at the rugsde, and
some Tulsa folks looked around for
the negro with a waiter on his arm.
Whenever you meet man with
cigar in his hand and a smile on his
face YOU are perfectly safe in ask.
itg him what office he is running
for
1t would be impossible for some
people to be two faced If they had
another they would wear It and
leave the present one i'm the gar
bage can.
About the only place where You
will find the name of the fellow who
was secretary of state before Lans.
ing is on a tombstone in the polti
cal graveyard.
When the average Tulsa maiden is
ruffled she has not necessarily lost
her temper. She has merely squan-
dered fathers salary at the dress
goods emporium.
What makes prohbitionists out Of
some men is that situation when
pint bottle of beer costs more than
a barrel of high grade oil will bring
in the open market.
In West Virginia they are trying TO
smuggle whisky through in hearses
Entirely too slow. In oklahoma we
bring it in by automobiles and carry
off the victims in hearses.
If the commission to investigate
the question Of the navigation of the
Arkansas would come along right
now we would get fat appropria-
ton from the next congress
The modern definition Of a phil
anthropist is man who gets
reputation for giving money to char
ity while he piles up additional divl-
dends Our friend Andy set the
pace.
Most angelic man in the world lives
in Tulsa. Wife has been late three
times at card parties and he did not
kick because he had to wait for dim
ner. Medal awaits him at this of.
flee
Henry Ford is opposed to "the
model town" What an awful blow
that is to Ida NJ Tarbell the United
States steel corporation and the
benevolent Pullman Palace Car COM
pany!
Why is it some men prefer paying
500 for membership i'm a swell ath-
letc club to the healthy exercise of
propelling a baby carriage or attend
ing to the business end of a lawn
mower?
Reason why rejected Tulsa suitoI
recently appeared in all the glory Of
latest summer styles was because tho
girl sent back the diamond ring and
other trinkets Man was not so badly
cut up as people imagined.
Eating his own beans and peas.
corn, tomatoes, onions, turnips, rad
ishes, parsley, lettuce peaches. can
teloupes and such like, the home
body man feels sorry for the old boy
who has to get up early in the morn
ing and go to the grocery store for
his vegetables.
Three more men have solemnly in
formed us that they know more about
editing this column than the man on
the Job II is noticeable that thev
have failed at everything else and
We are charitable enough to presume
that they are good for something.
One of the most emphatic evil
dences of the permanent prosperity OF
Tulsa IL that there is not desirable
house in town to rent at figures
which are anywhere within reach OF
the average man. AS 1t has always
been, II is cheaper to build q house
than it is to rent one.
Governor Williams proposition to
exempt from the literacy suffrage
test all of the descendants of the rev.
war heroes, the Mexican
war heroes and the Indian wars, as
we'll as the descendants of the Span
ish American war does not seem to
meet with much favor from the de-
scendants Of the Crazy Snake rebel
lion.
All of our lives we have been hears
ing about the attractions of the har-
vest fields for young and ambitious
young men and we have grown weary
listening to the beautiful stories Of
college professors and bank pres
ldents about the dignity Of farm labor
and the healthfulness of the farm air
and the satisfaction one derives from
cleaning out the pig sty and currying
the horses and shearing the sheep and
the wagon and a few other
romantic and inspiring little chores
like that. But we notice with con-
siderable pain that both the college
professor and the head of the banking
Institution are entirely too busy TO
Engage In such elevating pursuits
themselves and that neither of them
have corns in their hands.