El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-20

uIaces where We loved to land, an, puts
n railroad ties, barbed wire, Qitches'
mounds, piZen-iTy, blackDeTIg 49,
thra lin -arbutus. a swamp , al = t,,iI-ig
fv thistIes. tears down hill an Duli "
a mountain, gashes tn Ialf lace ~
nature with gapin, caVerns an ClL-l9..-
filled with gravel clgareI ilpSi
brickbats- sardine cans mar pins =
f-+~-ir+s calls min bunkers, an goes
his way ,-,-+
s.Tbfs ro-fissyonaI tOrturer Is kha.
- Known as goluf archytecL II
left a thurly good goluI arehs - - l-a
erar5en iv Eden fr an hour heo niaA
II look like Bilgium afther IN VA
well. We play wanst through tllls
Jungle that wire nan e. t1 - ~ a
cudden't get into, an yere l9lo - @
80 that Ne ought to take lesson
- % z-e nick out a bright-faced Scotcn
1,d T-i+b a head shaped Ike amiga
tor pear an who can MI - ~, --bar
mile bliudfolded an ye give MN MIN " i5-
cte1age We have an ask MN % PM
o,14 Ger faults He pints out al ye =
wife has told ye-about an NANNY u@-i =
vans besides $50,
II see FTogan tak-u- 4 golut lesson
--,-e+ an how he liver dared 10 MT MS
head again is more thin l cud un ,,sI-
sts1d Afther tn pro-fissyonal Ls-S S
recfted tho catalog " ye eI slllS -.
1-icaS an we've made an ACT " vi
+b-i+ion he tells We how to MT u
hail Ye'd think that ought 20 De ats$
inst 20 up an give II a CUT - -
amt anything like as soLL 80, - 1,s
There ARE forty different tnlnss IS
80 % think " with each shot, an
- ve 40 wan " thin wrong. yere q
lost soul z1..s5
ssyVben ve'er idjication IS coInpleLS59S
"a 90 ont an do all tn things ne lolu
ge, - - nineteen. an tn ball skips
! i;9b+Iy into a pit Now is ye'er time
- - eecaDe If We lave it lie there,
] turn ye'er back on IL, run 70 u pa - -
house an ask fr tn prayers ~ ~
~ on a tee an find in front " MN
! We NAV be saved Fly, Weak n ~,
yyretched man, while ye nave III
Ian. 81 IN if We delay. If ye step but wan
fr+ INTO tn thrap, ye're doome1 an
! o1Iv m kindly hand iv death Will re-
/ lease We firm a lie " shame
"Oh. tits tn jolly game, tn. Jolly %, 81
/ Scotch game No Moli9 ms next pleas
ATTEST feelin' in tn wurruId % sa oelI1
perfectly happy IS PEN - he
! cross. That's why It's IoOA ~ =
{ ,71iddIe aged gintlemen. They want a
! ebs1sf 10 20 into a towerin rage II
] ~ omen an undher tn Dlue SKY -.
I srTo be a gOluf player, EtlllIllsss, -
Z spreadin ellum three 2IOoi- -. 81
: hush. or a purlin brook e=LSS. - -
. what they seem to US he o0lH =, 80 49,
Q v-baf We cali figures Of speech ap 1qtls
, thin No, sir. he uses d AlDDiS IN
. or a fish net
aa-,otber sr-reat injoOcement 10 men
( IN eDind their sundays on tn soluL
i-coorse is tn prisince " IN. Ialr sec,
! TTc-ro1 tells me there's naWJhln, 50
pleasant to a tired player as 20 come l'
/ an summer at TINS AOOlS
four beautiful ladies'
..Niver EXCEPT ina sleepin, car IN IN IN
: norniu' ARE ladies so atthIaCttLNy5 =
+ vhin We see thin IF m a Tee; Win ~ ~,
( lovely hair out " curl tne-t 49, n
faces tanned q lively pink or Ne.illli-
ION am a lumber jacks boots on tlell
dainty feet, while they dab pltcneres
UueIv al IN heritage or stand IN grace
ful attichOods on IN putin ,Iiaor : TbeiI
nreSeDce lights I'D tn whole ianuscdp'
AM gives tn men players 4 chailSI u
rest an gnash their teeth- - -. -
sYee sir tn bravest an the Desl 81
4i,, fsfrssf can be seen, east, or west
or north. or south, beltln away VIM ...
. an summer at this noble game %
hallucynation or rte OF , " n ~ g a.
ali ft-Sinitors, Judges, Congres sIIleii
e.r-reat editors, preachers, IN presl
.ayVhin 4 REPORTER wants to see Doe
Wilson he don't 1ook II nm In - - y =
White House. No, SIR uBt ye [ CI.
A riprfsfntative " IN Dallg IIoOi y
found IN Prfsidint on tn elghIeenIi
green He seemed in very goo
when told that Count Won Bern
storff had set fire to tn 4hr easuI
Z DeDarfrnent Ambassador Gerafo IA
! been piEened be tn KAISER eihQ a
! s-9srfcaD batrseship had been sunk b
can BoV-F;d in tn North River, h
Z laughed good naturedly an SAID
! mustn't get too excited about TINS hl Il
, ~ Mo vf1llness- III write THIN htJl
/ letter tn first time we have rain
. ! day. By tn way, me boy, win ye 9
/ down TO ve'er office, I'd IKE ye 70 luI
8 in his scoor an tell tn spOOrtin' edi
tooer / missed a short putt fr an eigh
~ nh sixteenth Otherwise 1 nlVe
] PLAYED betther-' Itu go hard win II
. Kaiser if wan " his Go to blaze
p answers is delivered TO tn Dock son
s | dav whin hes IN a bunker.
r did ] iver see tn game played