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The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
DID NOT PLEASE THE JUDGE
Expression Used by Girl on Trial for
Vasrancy May Have Had Some
Influence on His Honor

Sure, Mike!" Clara Johnson, on
trial for vagrancy in the police court
said to Judge Alice when he asked her
If she had not been arrested on the
same charge short time ago.
My name isn't Mike" objected the
court. However, you are charged
with being a vag.'
Il didn't do II" the prisoner replied,
smirking arrogantly.
You're not right in the head" com.
mented the court.
I'm all righ.." she said.
What do you do?"
Work at John Smiths"
What do you do there?"
Everything"
"Everything?"
Sure, Mikc!"
Ten days." sighed the magistrate.
The spectators laughed, and Clara.
turn-r5 to them, shouted angrily: Il
wish you'se lad to go to that dirty
plGce!"-St. Joseph News Press.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
Sept. II, 1914.

German army strengthened be.
tween Berry-au-5ae and Argonne.
French advanced In the Woevre
district.
BeIeians repuIsed attack on Ter
monde.
Austrians fled before Russians to-
ward CracoW.
General Rennenkampf blocked
flanking movement by Germans.
Austrian warshIps shelIed SemIln
and Belgrade and were repeIIed by
Serb artillery.
German fleets in Baltic fired on
each other by mistake.
Prize courts established In Ena-
land.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
Sept. 16, 1914.

Belgian commission presented to
President Wilson list of alleged
atrocities by Germans In Belgium.
New battle begun from Noyon to
Verdun.
French army from ROuen circIed
Won KIuck's corps.
Germans advanced on Antwerp.
Monteneerins defeated Austrians
near KouIiIoVo.
John Redmond called on the
Irish to enlist.
German government notified
China that Germany reserved right
to deal with China as she saw fit
because of breach of neutrality.
Pro-aIly war riots In Italian
cities.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
DO NOT HESITATE
To Use Cuticura on Skin-Tortured
Babies. Trial Free.

A hot bath with Cuticura Soap and
gentle application of Cuticura Oint-
ment at once relieve, permit rest and
sleep and point to speedy healment
of eczemas, rashes, itchings and irri-
tations of infants and children even
In severe cases.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura, Dept Ky.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
ALWAYS Cnnl-

Mrs. Lightfeede (the landlady)-I
am sorry to say that the drinking
weter is trite warm for this eve
ning's dinner. The iceman is very
irregular about his calls of late.
MIR. Fillup-Oh, that's easily rene,
died, Mrs. Lightfeede. Just draw US
a pitcherful from the hot water faucet
in the bathroom.-Judge.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
ExnlaIna Flow of Rlvera.

The easterly direction of the great
rivers of America is obviously due to
the position of the Andes, which runs
north and south, on the western side
of the continent, while the chain OF
mountains which traverses Europe
and Asia from west to east cause the
great number of rivers which flow
north and south.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
Conclusive.

TIL" young man had come for the
all-important task of seeing father"
and he was equal to the occasion.
M. Gotrox-My daughters, young
man, are both worth their weight in
gold
Suitn:--Then the fact that / am ask
ing fer the smaller one proves, at any
rate, that l am not mercenary.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
Has Poreuplnes We'll Trained.

Simon Dana of GreenviIle, Me-. a
Penobscot Indian, is doing good
business selling porcupine quills for
toothpicks. He has eight porcupines
specially trained to approach his camp
each morning and shoot their quills
into a tub near the camp door: that is,
lie says SO.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
ouuht TO Be Ashamed

Are you looking for work." asked
the farmer. eagerly. Yep" replied
Flooding Pete; what kind of work
have you got on hand?" Almost any
kind you want" well. you ought to
be ashamed of yourself, leavin' so
much work undone lyin' around. [
amt goin' to hire out to no sich shift.
less man as you"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
In nannar.

What's the matter, little boyT"
Pas sick
"Oh. you poor little sympathetic
chap. Crying for your suffering ia.
ther."
That amt it. He threatened to lick
me when he gets better"
"Oh, wouldn't worry over that.
Perhaps he'll forget it in week or
two"
mo chance. Whenever he threat
ems to lick me ma says it's a sign that
he's better. Detroit Free Press.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
Great Musician.

Two Lancashire boys were expatiat-
ing on the relative merits Of their
fathers as musicians.
My father is the greatest musician
in town." said ore.
"0h!" the other said. when my IA.
ther starts his music every man stops
work"
"How's that? said the other. What
does he do?"
He blows the whistle for meals up
at the mill"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
BREAKING the New,.

When. according to Answers, Pat
Hogan burst into the house crying,
Frs. Flanagan. yure mon. Nike, has
just fell of the scaffolding and killed
himself, bedsd!" Mrs. Flanagan col
lapsed into chair.
"Aisy, aisy!" Pat continued. -Tis
only his leg thot's broke. It's rejoiced
ven be to hear it, when ye thought be
was killed fur-r-sti"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
Nu,4 hlet ~s4Q
Could Fill the Bill.

He had told her the age-old story.
and. torn with emotion. waited for q
few short words that would decide his
fate.
George" she said, Before give
you my answer-you must tell me some.
thing. Do you drink anything?"
"A smile of relief lighted his hand.
some countenance. Was that all she
wanted to know? Proudly. triumphant
ly. he clasped her in his arms and
whispered in her shell-like ear:
Anything" he said.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16

and all the water
is absorbed. Put
into a bowl one
small glass of cur.
F a n t jelly, pour
over it one cupful
of boiling water,
stir rapidly until
the Jelly is dis
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
ills With Most Of lie

Little Ruth had not been feeling
well for a few days, so her mother
called in the doctor. He prescribed
a large dose of castor oil. "Oh, man.
ma" cried Ruth, that's my favorite
hate"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build I'm The system

Take the Old Standard GROVES
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking. as the formula is
printed on every label, showing it is
Quinine and Iron in tasteless form. The
Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron
builds up the system. so cents. Adv
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16

vor they hold their own
as a vegetable. Small,
even-sized beets cooked
until tender then pick
led in a little hot, spiced
vinegar are good the
year round.
Cooked beets chopped
and seasoned with oil
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
Sept. is, 1914.
'attle Of Scissors fought.


German crown princes army
driven back to the orne.
French reoccupied ReIms.
La Ferte ransacked by Germans.
Franco-3eIgian forces won at
AIost and Rousbrusge.
Russians occupied Grodek.
Germans reported defeat of Rus
sian armies Of Wilma and Grodno.
Serbs invaded Hungary.
Japanese cavalry captured Chino.
British defeated Germans in Ma
maquaIand.
Artists protested to kaiser against
destruction of LouVain.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
Daily Thouuht.

No one is so completely disenchant-
ed with the world, no one knows it so
thoroughly, nor is SO much disgusted
with it. but that when It begins to
smile upon him he becomes partially
reconciled to it.-Leopardi.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16

spoonful or butter,
one teaspoonful Of
d n e ly in C e d
onion, a half a can
of to m alto soup.
two tablespoonfuls
of water. Stir we'll
and bake In a COW
cred dish for half
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16

is, mashing them well
with equal parts of
sugar and allowing the
sugar to thoroughly dis
solve before putting it
up in sterile jars, which
have been well cooled.
This fruit may then be
used in the following
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
One on the Wife.

What's that piece of cord tied
around your finger for?"
My wife put it there to remind me
to post letter."
And did you post ~"
No; she forgot to give it to me-
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16

Now, my boy, get to work. The
world is your oyster"
Just so, dad; but can't get to
work for a month yet. Oysters won't
be in season until September
Judge.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
Sept. IA, 1914.

sept. "A, 1918.
Amiens reoceupied by French.
Battle Of the AIsne began, Ger
mans repeIline all attacks.
Fort Of Troyon relieved.
Germans laid waste senIIs.
Russians crossed the San.
Germans were defeated near
Mlawa and sent re-enforcements to
Memel.
Japanese fianked Kiaochow.
Germans occupied Tanning Is
land and cable station.
Anti-Austrlan demonstration In
Rome.
American Red Cross steamship
Red Cross sailed from New York.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
Quite the cnntrarv

Quite the Contrary.
Does your wife husband your re-
sources?"
Not while she's trying to husband
our daughters"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16

The production of gold in Australia
has declined steadily since 1893, the
output last year being 156.16O ounces
less than the year before.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
L,oneatv Z Raea Y.

To be honest as the world goes is
to be one man picked out of ton thou.
sand. Shakespeare; Hamlet" <
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
FLIPPANT PHILOSOPHY

When some persons aspire high they
never get any farther than the height
Of folly.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
Quiet Attention

The oyster question calls loudly
for attention"
Nonsense! Oysters are proverb-
tally dumb"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
WHOLESOME BEET.

For color there is no more beautiful
vegetable than the beet, and as for fla
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16

Two things are very difflcult-to
properly use leisure and money at the
same time.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
Peculiar Use for Granite

In some portions of Switzerland
granite is SO plentiful that it is us
for telegraph poles.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16

Kansas will have two women in
the race for United States senator
ship in 1918.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16

Some persons save up frantically for
"rainy day''-then some prook steals
their umbrella
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16

Every woman's pride, beautiful, clear
white clothes. Use Red Cross Ball Blue.
All grocers. Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
THE EUROPEAN WAR A
YEAR AGO THIS WEEK
Sept. Is, 1914.

Sept. IS, 1914.
Germans repulsed at Nancy and
LuneVille, and driven from Amlens,
Revlgny and Brabant-Ie-Roi.
German forces occupied prepared
positions along the AIsne.
Heavy fighting at LouVain, Ma
lines, sortzy and near Thanh.
Russians gained victories west
and northwest Of Lemberg.
Germans occupied karangu,
British East Africa.
German cruiser HeIa sunk by
British submarine.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16

Always proud to show white clothes.
Red Cross Ball Blue does make them
white. All grocers. Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16

The man who does his fighting over
the long-distance telephone evidently
believes that discretion is the better
part of valor
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
FRUIT DISHES.

All small fruits may be preserved
SUCCESSFULLY by the fresh method, that
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
LEFTovERs AND OTHER THINGS.

Take two cupfuls Of cold cooked
rice. add salt. pepper and a table
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
SOME GOOD THINGS TO EAT.

Cook half a cupful of rice until
each grain stands out full and white
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
Meant Safety.

A Scotchman and an Irishman met
In the country one day and during
their conversation a motorcar passed
by; the Scotchman said he hated the
smell of motorcar; but Paddy said
he liked it.
"Why?" said the Scotchman, and
Paddy said when he smelt it he knew
the danger was past.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16

Tomorrow's fate though thou be wise,
Thou canst not tell. nor yet surmise;
Pass therefore, not today In vain,
For 1t will never come again.
-RubaiyaI
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-16
s Mmzcm
OvoM
q0n6o1G

For years we have been stating in the newspapers of the
country that great many have escaped serious op
eratons by taking Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound and it is true.
We are permitted to publish in this announcement
extracts from the letters Of five women All have been
recently received unsolicited Could any evidence be
more conyincing1
HoDGDoN, ME"I had pains both sides and such soreness
=" could scarcely raighen at times My back ached
was so nervous could not Sleep and thought would be
Lydia Fnkhams Vegetable Compound and felt like
Woman'-Mrs HAYWARD Sewers, Hodgdon, Me.
. SHELBYvLLE KY"I suffered from severe female truble
Ss My right side hurt badly- finally decided that
must be operated When my husband learned this he got
bottle Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable Compound for
am now welL-MTs. MoLLIE SMITH, RFD, Shelbyvie, KY
HANOVER, PA"The doctor advised operation but nv
OS husband Pinkhams
experienced great relief in short time Now person
and do hard days work and not mind -Ar ADA WILT
3O3 Walnut st, Hanover, Pa.
DECATUR IL% sick in bed and three the best physi
clans said would have to be taken to the hospital for op
nit to the operation and took Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable
poundand it worked miracle other women
what has done for meM LAURA A. GR1swo1D 2437 East
William Street, Decatur, Ill
CLEVELAND OoI very irregular and for several years
my se PANIED me so that expected to have undergo
Grafton Doctors said they knew of nothing that
would help took Lydia E. PnkhamS Vege- ESB MSSIO
table Compound and became regular and free WE&MNM
from pain thankful for such good medi- " l. %8NJ
cine and will always give it the highest prae"- Y3%E
Mrs O. GRIFFITH 1868 Constant St., Cleveland, O. II ~ II
SsWrite to LYDIA EPINKHAM MEDICINEC co. C\ Na-3 M
3S (OONFIDENTIAL) LYNN MASS. advice. MN fS&&sLM
Your letter will be opened, answered C&SEAA
by woman and held in strict confidence.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-07-24
ANOTHER LIBEL IN CoWLEs CASE
This Time Wife Accuses Doctor of
Further Indiscretions.

Counsel for Mrs. Florence CowIes
has filed an amended libel with Clerk
knight of the superior court in Ports
mouth, n. H., in answer to the cross
libel filed by DR.. Cowles at Dover a
few days ago.
In the first libel for divorce filed
last December DR.. Cowles was
charged with a statutory offense with
Ellie Arntz, a nurse at the Cowles san
itarium in Portsmouth, but in the
amended libel it is learned that he is
charged with undue intimacy with
three other women, two of whom are
said to be prominent in Boston social
circles and the other resident of
Connecticut.
1t is alleged that the new libel also
sets forth that DR.. Cowles has been
guilty of acts of cruelty as well as
other conduct unfit to put in the libel.
copy of which win be furnished his
counsel prior to the trial.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-07-24
WAR RELICS
TO BE SHOWN
Veterans to Be Allowed to
See Numerous Highly
Priced Treasuers
CONFEDERATE PAPERS
TO BE EXHIBITED
Paper Money Captured from Southern
Banks-Replica of Great Seal of
Confederate States C. A. r. En-
campment Sept. 81 tosoct. 8.

WASHINGTON, Dee. July 24- To
add another interesting feature to the
events of the forthcoming 10th an
nual encampment Of the Grand Army
of the Republic in Washington, the
citizens committee which has the NAV,
for exhibition during the week of Sept
27Oct. 3 wonderful collection of his
toric war relices. Washington is filed
with remineds Of the great struggle
many of these relies are owned and
held by the government, but the aver
age visitor sees few of them. 1t is
planned to extend a special courtesy
to the old veterans and allow them an
opportunity to view some of these
highly priced treasures.
IN a proof vault, opening from q
small room on the third floor of the
treasury building, are the manuscript
| archives which set forth the diplomat
ic efforts of the COnfederacy to secure
recognition as member of the family
of nations and to obtain the means t.
establish a navy and maintain an ar
my.
When the most important Of Tho
| Confederate archives were remove,
from Richmond, the diplomatic CORES
| pondence, consisting of the 'Stat,
| Department. records, except the Sc
| eret service papers, which had beer
| destroyed by Mr.. Benjamin. were hid
den in a barn in Virginia. Later they
were packed in four yellow trunks anS
| brought from Richmond to Washing
ton by their custodian, Col. John I
| Pickett. After endeavoring for year
to dispose of them, Colonel Pickett
having indexed them, took them t,
Canada, where in April, 1872, tn
trunks and their contents were pur
chased for the use of the Unite,
States On July 3, 1872. the trunk
! were delivered at the White House
and later were removed to the treas
/ ury. Colonel Pickett, in payment, re
ceived the stipulated sum of $4,000
a large portion of which was distrih
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-07-24
PERSONAL.

Among the guests at the Brooks
House last night were Mr.. and Mrs
Don Stone of Burlington.
Mrs. F. A. Docherty of Grafton,
Mass, is guest of her sister, Mrs.
Frank IL. Brasor, of Pine street
John D.. Barrows of Springfield,
Mass, came this morning to spend
the weekend at his home on Ames hill
Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Page of Burling-
ton are registered at the Brooks
House. Mr.. Page is clerk Of the state
senate.
Mr.. and Mrs. Houghton Seaverns
left this morning on a motor car trip
to Portland, Augusta, hangar and 9th
er Maine cities. They will return in
about a week via Boston.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-07-24
TOWNSHEND.

Mrs. Mary Greenwood is visiting in
the home of her son, John Greenwood,
in Chester.
Mrs. Clara Blanchard went Saturday
to Montague, Mass, to spend a week
or more with friends.
S. w. Lawrence, who recently
bought a house in South Londonderry,
was in the village Friday tuning pi-
amos Mr.. Lawrence has been for
many years in New York, where he
had a large business in this work.
Notice has been given by the select
men that Scott bridge. viii be closed
for a week to teams, beginning Mon
day morning. The abutments of the
| bridge have become weakened and are
being reinforced with cement piers, A
| Chamberlain doing the work.
Mr.. and Mrs Fred Osgood have
started for their home in Pittsburg
Pa, DIR. and Mrs. F. l.. Osgood taking
| them by automobile to the Canoe club
near Northampton, where they will re
main a few days. Mr.. and Mrs. Tim
son of Williamsville also were in the
party.
A pleasant meeting of West Rive
Grange was held Friday evening anC
the IOilONlHS pIoSA an WAS pAN0OhNSee
Song by Grange; reading, Mrs. r. [
j, Fitch; piano solo, Mrs. +. L. Osgood
} subject for debate, Vermont, Its Re
sources and Future. Various goo
: points were brought out regardin
: fruit, maple sugar, good roads and e6
? ueation in Vermont, also as to cooper
S Grafton in farming. A solo by n
, Park Osgocd closed the program.
> vote was taken to hold picni
soon, to which all members c
Z Oranges in surrounding towns are IL
t vited. The exact date and Arrange
n ments are left to the business con
: mittee.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-07-24
BRATTLEBORO LOCAL.

There will be a dance at Island park
tonight
Rev. Thomas W. Owens will conduct
the chapel service ut the Retreat sun
day afternoon at 3 o'clock.
The First Regiment band will give
its next open air concert next Wednes-
day night on Prospect hill.
The Princess theater is showing to.
day Charlie Chaplin in The Champion.
This is a return engagement of this
picture, which is considered one of the
best film comedies ever made.
There was a hearing this morning
in the Office of the county clerk be
fore John f. Gale, referee in bank
ruptcy on the trustee S report in the
case Of w. II. Burby, bankrupt, for
merly a milk dealer i'll Brattleboro.
The funeral Of John L. Pike of 70
Western avenue will he held at the
house tomorrow afternoon at 2
o'clock Rev. George V. Daniels of
Philadelphia, who is supplying at the
First Baptist church, will ofliciate. The
burial will take place in Meeting
House Hill cemetery.
Victoria l.. Horton of Brattlcboro
has entered suit III county court for di-
vorce from her husband James Fred
Horton, whose present whereabouts arc
unknown TO the petitioner. They were
married in Bennington Dec ,, 1912,
by Rev. Purcell l.. Dow. She alleges
desertion on March 5, 1913, intolerable
severity and refusal and neglect to
support.
The music in the Centre Congrega-
tional church Sunday morning will in
clude BY Babylon S Wave, Gounod, rem
dercd by n chorus of - voices, also the
athem, Hank, Hank, My Soul, Shelley.
Mrs. Pretlow Will sing response,
Sweet Hour of Prayer, Bradbury, and
Miss Buttcrfield will sing Jesus Only
Rotoi. This will be the pastor : last
Sunday in the church before his vaea-
tion.
II. p. Yearly of BrattIeboro, Mr.
Britton of NARROW, n. H., and n. O.
Maynard of Ilinsdale, N. H., are at the
fair grounds daily working out horses
they purpose to start at the fairs in
this section this fall. Mr.. Yearly is
driving Lady Wilcox. Mr.. Britton is
working Logan Junior, with a mark OF
PA II, and Mr.. Maynard has green
trotter, Early Morn, that is said to be
q fast one.