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Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06
MCPhGeterS Bros.
BEREA ITEMS
Mrs. Berrey to Hospitality College
Girls on Visit.

Berea, Mo-, May 3.-Mrs. H. C..
Berreywho has been sick for some
time went to the Mexico Hospital
Tuesday to be treated. We hope she
may be able to return home soon.
P. R. Cauthorn who is ill isre-
ported better.
There was good crowd at Mt. III
on Sunday, even if it did rain. Those
from distance were Edgar Berry
and wife of Cant, R. S. Montgomery
and wife and children of Mexico,
Miss Anna Heller of Mexico, Miss
Annabelle Worley, also of Mexico.
Mrs. Irving Fry visited her sister,
Mrs. Almer Mundy. She will go to
Auxvasse this afternoon where she
will make short visit with relatives
before returning to her home in Chi
cago.
Mrs. Richard Baker entertained
her Sunday school class Saturday af-
ternoon, taking them to the creek.
All had a good tine.
y Alice and Fred Galloway and
daughter, Miss Frances, of Moberly
motored down to ]. E. Mundy's and
spent the weekend. They also had
as guests Mr.. and Mrs. Pierce and
son, Leslie, and Mr.. and Mrs. VIM.
Dunkin, and son, Estil.
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Dowell spent
Sunday with Will Dowel land wife.
Claude Bybee and ]. E. Mundy
each purchased a surrey last week.
Gertie Allen of St. Charles county
will arrive tomorrow for an extend
ed visit with T. U. Stuart.
Twenty-Five Hardin College girls
and two teachers spent Saturday and
with w. w. Mundy and wife. |
Edgar Martin and wife and, son,
aMaster Sterling, were dinnerguests |
of Mr.. and Mrs.F Felix Martin Sunday.
Miss Lizzie Telkemper has been
employed to teach the Ellis school
this fall. Miss Myrtle Vanlanding-
ham will teach in the Shady Dell
Miss Cora Mundy accompanied her
sister, Mrs. Galloway, of Moberly,
home Monday for visit.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06
CALLED HENCE.
A Splendid Young Man Goes to EIis
Reward Beyond.

On Thursday afternoon, April 20,
1915, at the Christian church in this
city, the last funeral services for J.
Nelson Miller, who died at Excelsior
Springs, Mo-, on Wednesday, were
held. The services were conducted
by Rev. j. P. Jesse of the Christian
church of Excelsior Springs, of which
Mr.. Miller had been a devoted mem
Der for several years, assisted by
Rev. J. d. Greer of this city. Music
was rendered by Mrs. e. r. Locke,
Mrs. Sappington, Mrs. Evans and Mr..
Ed. Williams. A special solo was
sung by 1. j. Head of Centralia, Mo-,
entitled, Death Is Only Dream"
Miss Victoria Brooks presided at the
organ
The body was laid to rest by the
side of his sister, in Elmwood Gem
etery. The ofllowing acted as pail
bearers: Messrs. L. B. Hawthorne,
Charles Powell, Henry Llewellyn, c.
w. Flittner, Ned Turner, and Lewis
Mckee. The following served as
flower bearers: Mrs. Lewis Mckee,
Mrs. A. o. Adams, Misses Mittie
Peck, Mabel Threlkeld, Dennie Kelso
and Nellie Lee.
Those who attended the services
from out of town were Rev. ], P.
Jesse and Walter Duncan of Excel
sior Springs, Mo-, Mr.. and Mrs. j. ].
Donahue of Chicago, Mr.. and Mrs.
Willis Hulen and daughter, Lillian,
of Columbia, Mr.. and Mrs. yaugn
Hulen, Mr.. and Mrs. Price Hulen,
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Enderlin, of
Centralia, Mrs. Sterling Hulen of Mo-
berly, Mrs. NJ. T. Warden of Kinks
vile, Mr.. and Mrs. Everett JOHNSON
of Santa Fe and Mr.. and Mrs. Gran
vile Shock of Hallsville, Mo.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06
Executors Notice.

Notice is hereby given that letter.
testamentary upon the estate of P. S
Underwood, late of Audrain County
Mo-, deceased, have been granted
the undersigned by the Probate Court
of said Audrain County, bearing date
the 23d of February, 1915. All per.
sons having claims against said estate
are required to exhibit them to me
for allowance within six months after
date of said letters, or they may be
precluded from benefits of said estate:
and if such claims are not exhibited
within one year from the time of
the publication of this notice, they
will be forever barred.
ELMER UNDERWOOD,
T, B. UNDERWOOD,
Executors.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06
HAZEL DISTRICT.
Mrs. TaIley Dead--Miss Green Re-
covering From Hurt--Mr.
Wares Condition.

Miss Ruth Cook has been EN-.
ployed to teach our school.
Miss Edna Green who fell from a
scaffcld while doing some papering
several days ago is able to get around
with the aid of crutches and is spend
ing a few days with her aunt, Mrs.
w. L. Beckley, near Laddonia.
Mrs. ]. G. Ware who is at the bed
side of her son, J. H. Ware, at Alta
mont, Kansas, writes to her husband
of this neighborhood that the son is
still in a serious condition He was
operated puon for appendicitis a few
days ago.
Peter Snyder has 100 acres of
wheat that looks fine. The rain
Sunday afternoon made everything
look good
Mrs. Sarah Talley, aged 80 years,
died April 29th, at the home of her
son, w. D. Talley, where she had
made her home for some time. A
complication of diseases incident to
old age was the cause of her death.
Rev. H. B. Rice of Laddonia preach
ed the funeral at the home Friday
at p. m. The remains were laid
to rest in the family burying ground
near the home. The pail bearers
were her grandsons-George Talley,
Charles Talley, Joe Talley and Henry
shrader. Mrs. TaIley had lived all
her life in the neighborhood and the
most part of it on the farm where
she died. She was a Christian and
had been such since a young woman.
She will be greatly missed by rela-
tives and friends. She leaves three
sons and two daughters.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06
CALIFORNIA; Wei
come GIaddens Elk
position Visitors

The whole Golden State
is on the Reception Committee
to make exposition visitors
glad they came. You feel this
cherry, thoughtful hospitality
in a hundred ways. 1t greets
you at beautiful Los Angeles.
At San Diego and San Fran
cisco, not only the wonderful
expositions, but the people
contribute lavishly to your
enjoyment.
Go sure! But come into the
Burlington Office and let us show
you how to go for the mos
scenery at the least expense. Our
Grand Circle Tour takes you via
scenic Colorado, Salt lake City and
Great Salt Lake In daylight
the best of California, the two Ex-
positions and the famous North
Pacific region, the majestic Column
bia River and the beautiful Cascade
Mountains. A shorter tour affords
daylight ride through Colorado
and Salt Lake City and both Ex-
positions. But the Grand Circle
Tour, for only slight additional
charge, is the big value.
Let us tell you about these tours
we will gladly plan special
tour if desired and supply you
with complete, illustrated de
scriptive literature, maps, etc
Call, write or phone today.
T. L. MARSHALL,
Ticket Agt. Burlington Route
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Auxvasse Review: Nolan Huddle-
son, three miles north of Auxvasse,
has sixty head of hogs on feed that
will be ready for market the first
of June. Fred Roberts, one of the
extensive shippers who operates prin-
cipally in southern Audrain and nor
tnern Galloway, will take the pork
ers off Mr.. Huddleston's hands dur
ing the first ten days of June at
$3.50 per hundred.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Laddonia Herald: A. B. Hale was
before the board of equalization at
Mexico Monday. He says they are
making some of the fellows who are
not giving in their property sweat.
Judge Barnett should make the same
order in this county that he made in
Montgomery-that the assessor look
up all outside mortgages, etc., that
have not been given to him.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06
BOY ARRESTED.
Accused of Taking That Which Was
Not His.

August Winner, about Is years
old, son of Gottlieb Winner, who live
on Littleby, northeast of Mexico, was
arrested last week by Constable j
A. Brown and brought to Mexico
charged with taking property from
w. L. Frazier, who lives in the same
neighborhood.
The preliminary was held in JUS
tice j. H. Wayne's court. The boy
plead not guilty. He was bound over
to the Circuit Court under a $500
bond, which was signed by August
Meyer.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Little Louise, the IL months old
daughter of Edward Bryant, is here
at the Bryant home, east of Mexico.
She is with her aunt, Mrs. A. ].
Steele. Mrs. Steele, former Mexico
resident, has her home now in Wash
ington, Iowa, but was called here
during the illness of her father.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Farber Forum: The Forum wants
to congratulate Editor JOHN Bea. of
the MEXICO Message on the typograph-
zeal appearance of the Mexico Mes
sage since he installed his new lyno-
type machine. The Message is neat
and newsy and a splendid paper in
every way.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06
A calender hangs By me that has

A calender hangs by me that has
"a lesson in saving" on its front. A
child is putting penny in bank,
and the mother smiles approvingly.
Too bad that ali parents are not com
petent to teach this most useful les
so--never having learned it them
selves Saving does not mean mis-.
erliness. merely using good judg-
ment in expenditures.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

The County Court has fixed the
annual levy for the county at 70
cents on the 500. Forty cents for
county; four cents, interest and
principal county infirmary bonds,
10 cents, roads outside of town
corporations; 90 cents, Mexico and
Vandalia roads; 25 cents, roads and
bridges--total, 70 cents.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

The State conventions of the mis-
sionary societies of the M. z. Church,
South, is in session at Hannibal The
following. from Mexico are in atten-
dance: Rev. S. w. Hayne and wife,
Mrs. w. L, Reed, Mrs.Bert squires,
and Misses Esther Hardine and EN-
ma McPheeters
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Congratulations to Messrs. Wright
and Coatsworth, the two Mexico
High School boys who won the State
championship debate at Columbia.
They have won honor for themselves
and honor for our high school.
There's a bright prospect for these
boys. Great and judicious labor al
ways brings excellence and success.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06
WABASH RAILROAD.
Effective May 2, 1915
EAST BOUND.

Train Leave
No. 4, for St. Louis and points
East. .............. 1850 am.
No. IA, for St. Louis and points
east, '.............. 4:27 am.
No, so, st. Louis Accommodation
...,........... ..6;15 am.
No. 90, St. Louis-St. Paul Limited
..................12:S3 pm.
No. 2, Colorado-St. Louis Limited
..............,.....3;1O pm.
No. IL, st. Louis Express. .6:42 pm.
No, 72,' Local Freight. 1900 pm.
WEST BOUND.
Train Leave
No. 1, for Omaha, ottumwa and
Des Moines. .,.,.11;55 pm.
No. 2, for Kansas City and points
West. ............,..1 am.
No. IS, Moberly Accommodation
.....,,.....,.....11:15 am.
No. 3, st. Louis-Colorado Linn
ted. 1900 pm.
No. 8. for Kansas City, st, Paul
.,...........,..5iOS pm.
No. 81, Moberly Accommodate
...........,.,. .S:49 pm.
No. 7s,'. Local Freight. 1888 pm.
"Daily except Sunday.
]. D. MCNAMARA. c. P, A.,
ST. Louis, Mo.
/. M. RICHARDS,
Agent Wabash r. r. Co.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

A decline of &c per cent in foreign
immigration to Missouri since the
outbreak of the European war is
shown by the recent statistics. I'm
migration form Great Britain and the
Continent to Missouri in the twelve
months preceding July 1. 1914. was
1900. In the eight months since
July 1, the immigration has been
but 1880. The monthly average
shows a decline of sos. The emigra-
ton from Missouri to Europe also
decreased. in spite of the fact that
some reseryists left this country to
serve In the beIligerent armies. Dur
ing the year ending June 80, 1915.
27sO emigrated from Missouri to Eu-
rope, or 22s a month. Since the war
began the emigration has averaged
los month, decrease Of 70.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Rev. c. A. Mitchell of this city
preached the funeral of his niece,
Mrs. E. P. Ellis, at Elsberry, few
days ago. Mrs. Ellis died in st. Louis
as the result of an operation.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

That was a big good rain Sunday
afternoon. Llewellyn, the US. Wealth
er Bureau man, says it was go of an
inch. Quite sheet of water, when
you contemplate it. 1t was needed.
Vegetation is coming now, too.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

The following Mexico folks went
down to Benton City Friday night
to witness the play put on by the
Bell Dramatic Club: DR.. and Mrs.
Fred Griffin, Mr.. and Mrs. L. w.
Roberts, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. E. Blum,
and Mrs. e. L. Johnson.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Mr.. and Mrs. L. E. Brown of near
Martinsburg visited Mrs. Browns pa
rents of Mexico Mr.. and Mrs. Hen
ry Showers.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

2 Grading for the electric railway
has been completed from Moline to
Fisher school house. BY the middle
Of this month it is expected that the
roadbed will be completed ready for
the rails to within a little over mile
from Santa Fe.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06
STATEMENT OF THE

Ownership and Management of The
Mexico Missouri Message.
Editor; Managing Editor, Bust
ness Manager and Publisher, John
Beal, Mexico, Mo.
Owner, John Beal. Mexico. Mo.
Known bondholders. mortgages,
and other security holders, holding
l per cent or more of total amount
of bonds. mortgages. or other secur-
titles, none.
JOHN BEAL.
Sworn to and subscribed before
me this gath day Of April. 1915.
John w, Howell,
Notary Public.
My commission expires November
LIST, 1917.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

VIM. McHugh, charged with
statutory offense, in Judge r. B..
Hooten's Court was bound over to
the Circuit Court.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06
neutrality-suspicious..

Mr.. Ben Lagenbach and Miss Eva
Steppleman were married Saturday
evening at the home of the brides
mother in this city, Mrs. Otelia Step
pleman, Rev. A. A. Wallace oficia-
ting. The groom is a brick con-
tractor and is a most exemplary
young man. The bride is a graduate
of Mcmillan and her friends are le-
gion. The happy couple left for a
visit to the brides sister, Mrs. Roy
Everett, at Enid, Okla.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Mrs. May Piper of Wellsville is
visiting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
S. H. Johnson, southeast of Mexico
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Aubra Bybee, charged with a felo-
NOUS assault on Ed ClaywelI, has
teen bound over to Circuit Court.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Robert Berrey of Carrollton Wis
ted his parents in this city Sunday,
DR.. and Mrs. R. w. Berrey.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

r. M. Roberts and family are
home from an extended visit at Tul-
sa, Okla.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06
J. F. Grinee is very ill.

Ed Kunkel spent several days in
St. Louis last week. He took in the
town and saw all the sights.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Miss Margaret Torreyson of Mar.
tinsburg has been reelected princi.
pal of the schools at New Florence.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Mr. and Mrs. Edgar Threlkeld
are planning TO spend the summer
with relatives and friends in Calf.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. B. Slavens visited
in Laddonia last week.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Miss Mary Hanna of Santa Fe will
teach in the West Lick district next
year.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Geo. Kellerhals has gone into the
grain, feed and coal business at Ben
ton City.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Mrs. Joe Mcdonald, southeast oil
Mexico, has been quite Ill lately.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Miss Jennie Cantrell is visiting
relatives at Bloomington, Ill.
Mexico Missouri message., 1915-05-06

Mexico. Santa Fe q Perry TraO.
ton 90.
Leaves Mexico Leaves Moline
TOO a. m. 500 a. m,
$50 a. m, 1880 a. m.
]. D. Bates. Supt.
1:SO p. m. 1850 p. m.
Sunday Schedule
Leaves Mexico Leaves MOlinO
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-06-16
DANGER IN CLOSE ALLIANCES
Investigation Has Shown That Cancer
Is Most Probable When Cousins
Are Welded.

Speaking of the possible hereditary
tendency to cancer, DR.. Charles B.
Davenport of the eugenics laboratry
at Cold Spring Harbor, N. Y, says
of the fact that the incidence of cancer
is highest in Maine: Il have no doubt
that this is due to the presence of one
or more races in Maine which are nom
immune to cancer"
Doctor Davenport's studies indicate
that resistance to cancer is a positive
(dominant) trait and that nonresist-
ance appears in children only when
both parents belong to nonresistant
race. And this result is commonest,
other things being equal, where cousin
marriages are commonest, because
that makes it probable that is one
parent belongs to a cancer race, the
other-the cousin-will belong to the
same cancer race. Now, in rural
Maine cousin marriages are extremely
frequent, especially in the islands off
the coast, and here we have the con-
ditions for the result-the high Incl
dence of numbers of the cancer race
in an inbred community"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-06-16
Tailor Got Even.


The Central Law Journal SAYS that
Philadelphia tailor was shocked over
the size Of the bill rendered by law.
yer he engaged to sue customer and
later when the lawyer bought a suit
of clothes the tailor retaliated by send
ing him a bill in the following legal
terms: ITO measuring and taking or
der for one suit, $3.50; warrant and in
structions to foreman for executing
the same, 1885; going twice to cloth
merchant, 1925; fees to cloth mer-
chant, $25; cutting the cloth, $875;
materials for working, $3.50; sundries
for working, SO; trying on of the suit,
$2.75; alterations and amendments,
$3.50; entering transaction in day
book, So; posting same in ledger, So;
engrossing same, $3.50; writing to the
button dealer, SIPS; filing his decla-
ration-eight sheets, So; fees to but
ton merchant, 1915; removing the
suit by certiorari to your residence,
1925; writing receipt, $1.75; filing
same, $12.25; service of same, $1.50;
ditto, $1.50; total, $100.25."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-06-16
Harmless.

The commuter was plainly excited.
He pounded the seat cushion in front
of him as he spoke, and his voice rose
high above the rattle of the wheels.
mo matter what my earlier views
were," he exclaimed "I've changed
radically. I'm for the Reds now
against all comers.'
A timid little man across the aisle
edged quietly out of his seat and
sought the conductor.
Its an outrage" he exclaimed. "An
avowed anarchist like that fellow
ought not to be allowed to ride in a
public conveyance"
He's no anarchist" said the con-
ductor with grin. Hes chicken
raiser. Just now he's expressing his
views on the merits of the Rhode
Island Reds, the best little layers in
seven states"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-06-16
GET POWER
The Supply Comes From Food.

If we get power from food, why not
strive to get all the power we can. That
is only possible by selecting food that
exactly fits the requirements OF the
body.
mot knowing how to select the right
food to fit my needs, suffered grieV-
ously for a long time from stomach
trouble" writes lady from little
Western town.
at seemed as If I would never be
able to find out the sort of food that
was best for me. Hardly anything that
could eat would stay on my stomach.
Every attempt gave me heartburn and
filed nv stomach with gas. got thin
ner and thinner until l literally be-
came a living skeleton and in time was
compelled to keep to my bed.
"a few months ago was persuaded
to try Grape-Nuts food, and 1t had such
good effect from the very beginning
that I kept up its use. I was surprised
at the ease with which ! digested 1t. II
proyed to be just what needed.
GAIL my unpleasant symptoms tne
heartburn, the inflated feeling wnlcn
gave me SO much pain, disappeared,
NV weight gradually increased from %
to 116 lbs, my figure rounded out my
strength came back, and am now apie
to do nv housework and enjoy II
Grape-Nuts did it.
A ten days trial will show anyone
some facts about food. -.
Name given by Postum Co. ba''ie
creek Mich. Read, "The Road 10
MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's reason.
Ever read the above t .n time. they
one one equine spPu true, and full Of human
| interest
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-06-16
In the War Zone.

Weary Cyclist-How far is the vii
la.ge of Poppelton from here?
Nati7e-It's ten miles the other
way.
Weary Cyclist-But the last sign
post l passed said it was in this di-
rection.
Native-Yes, but you see we turned
the post around SO as to fool them
Zeppelins.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-06-16
Practice Makes Perfect,

An ex-corporal of the regular army
wanted job in the park spearing bits
of paper and other debris with a sharp
stick.
do l have to take civil service
examinations" he asked the district
leader.
81 guess not" said the man of inf1u-
ence. "Just bring me a letter from
your captain stating that you are pro-
ficient in bayonet drill. That ought
to convince the commissioner that
you're qualified for the job"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-06-16
Quite a Difference.

Della, after rain, begged to go out
side to play.
You may CO." said her mother, If
you will stay on the walk, and not
make mud-pies.'
It was not long before Della was
leaning suspiciously far over the walk.
: 81 thought you promised not to
make mud-pies," mother called.
I'm not, mamma replied Della
I'm making doughnuts."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-06-16
An Oil Burning Range with
a "Three-in-One" Oven

You have splendid range and
fireless cooker combined in this new
NEW PERFECTION with the in
sulated oven. 1t bakes or roasts
either fast or slow, or you can seal
the oven and turn out the fame and
cook by the easy, economical fire
less" method.
The Insulation that makes this
wonderful convenience possible
saves so much money in fuel bills
that NEW PERFECTION soon
earns its moderate price.
1t burns clean, Convenient, eeonori.
cal oiI-which also means no moro
carrying of coal or wood or clean
ing out ashes.
Price Low-The price of this NEW
PERFECTION with the Insulated
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-06-16
HANDS LIKE VELVET
Kept So by Daily Use of cuticura
Soap and Ointment. Trial Free.

On retiring soak hands in hot Cuti.
cura soapsuds, dry and rub the Oint.
ment into the hands some minutes.
Wear bandage or old gloves during
night. This is a "one night treat
ment for red, rough, chapped nnd
sore hands" 1t works wonders.
Sample each free by mail with 32-p.
Skin Book. Address Cuticura, Dept.
ky, Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-06-16
Work.

First Prisoner hear that under
The Hague convention of 1907 pris-
oners of war are entitled to pay for
any work they do.
Second Prisoner-What ought we
get, then, for trying to chew that
tough meat they give us?
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-06-16

Oven is extremely reasonable. Il
costs little more than a good fire.
less cooker, less than the average
coal range, while giving you the
service of both. You can see it at
your dealers in two sizes. Ask
him for the latest NEW PER
FICTION Wick Blue Flame OIL
COOK STOVE with the FIyeLess
Cooker Oven. Look for the fri.
angle trademark.
For Best Results Use
PERFECTION Oil
72-page cook book free. Just
send 10 cents in stamps to cover
mailing and get this fine cook book
which contains over 200 recipes
compiled on purpose for NEW
PERFECTION users. Address
ANY (d AZ FsplaEa) Chicago, iii.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-06-16
A Left Hand.

mo matter how many times girl
gives her hand in marriage to man."
remarked the Observer of Events and
Things, "she always has one left"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-06-16
Trouble Ahead.

The person popularity known as the
head Of the house turned his key in
the door and entered as quietly as
possible.
where's your mother?" he whis-
pered as his young son appeared
SSH" cautioned the boy. She's
waiting upstairs in the war zone, and
/ think she's got your range"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-06-16
Two Vegetables.

Dicer-Isn't there another vegetable
that goes with this beef besides pota-
to?
Waiter-Yes, sir-theres horserad-
ish.