The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25
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Items That Are Not Intended to Hit
or Miss Anyone But Just to Tell You

That the man with Thousand
"i's" is of very little "U-se" fo1
anything or ANYBODY.
That the Herald is not afraid 0.
the cars or of libel suits when il
becomes necessary to bring out the
truth.
That Perry Miller's show case pa
tent should roll in money by the
handful as it is useful as we'll as
an ornamental display proposition
That it is not always the man who
talks the most that accomplishes the
largest part of the daily tasks. And
oft his speech betrays his knowledge.
That after all materia medica, os-
teopathy and Christian Science have
a good deal in common. Each have
cured hundreds of diseases they new
er had.
That some people preach "never
hit man when he is down. and
practice to make sure punch while
he still remains standing, SO that
they don't have to.
That we notice some of our citi-
zens are already stalking out their
mich COWS on the side-hills of their
neighbors to catch the first spear of
grass when it shall make its appear
ance.
That man may boast of "feeling
just as young as he ever did" but
pushing him into snowdrift or swat
ting him with SNOWFALL unexpected
ly will take that kittenish feeling out
of him.
That all travelling men who visit
Nezperce tell US that Nezperce is
the liveliest little city in the entire
radius of his travels, which covers a
territory extending over several hum
dred miles.
That there are some people who
cannot understand why the Herald
is not published daily instead of
weekly. Anyone with newspaper
experience is not wondering at all
about the project.
That spring is here, is no longer
a doubt to anyone. The pussy will
low. boys playing marbles, and the
in cans displayed everywhere in the
pack yards and alleys, settles the
act beyond a reasonable doubt.
That time makes great changes.
4 few years ago, to cross the Eng
ish channel in a flying ship would
e counting death itself. Today, to
ly across the channel is really the
,nly safe way-and not altogether
Without risk either. Savvy?
That the Asotin basket ball team
urely shows the white feather inso-
nuch as they will not grant the Nez- +
cree boys return game on the
lsotin floor. Like the scared Irish
Ian, the Asotin boys would rather !
e live towards than dead heroes.
That the day is not SO far away b
hen Old Dobbin will Craze in the 0
asture while electricity does the i,
lowing. Experiments in foreign a
ountries give the cost of plowing as r
FLOWS: Animals, $3.50 to $5.75 s.
er acre; steam, $3.50; electric a
over, $500. h
That it is said that "bread" pud- n
ng has become a great delicacy Il
nong the rich, and by the way c.
'eadstuffs are raising, will be be- Ct
ond the reach of the ordinary peo- e,
e. Talk about gambling This nj
ice raising without the proper pro- p'
,cation is not only gambling, but is 81
ealing with vengeance. az
That people who torture them az
Ives whole lifetime in the endless as
:ort to sound every letter, pro- {
unce every word and frame every tn
ntence they speak exactly as it is sa
escribed in the dictionary, ought to til
We special little corner reserved he
: them in glory for they'll never de
happy here.
That if all signs fail not spring is M
re. About as sure sign as any ore
when eggs drop down to Is and fri
cents dozen. Oh, springtime, III