The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1915-07-08

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That had no word but Stay.
Maybe, no other way
Your child could every know
Why a little House would have you
stay,
When little Road says, Go.
Josephine Preston Peabody.
Lemberg was taken, but Limbur-
ger is still strong.
Men who carry it in bottle should
use flask; the round quarts bulge
ones coat out of shape.
Another meanest man has been
found. He borrowed dollar from
barber and then invested it in a safety
razor.
What we would like to know is this:
Do you get any longer credit mark
for going to church on July Sunday
than you do for going in January?
Old Bill Misgivens says he belongs
to enough lodges to know the at
tendance is not nearly so large as
some trusting married women believe.
The young man wanted an under
standing. "Can you wash dishes?"
he asked ooh, yes" said the girl
"Can you wipe 'em?" He didn't pro-
pose.
at is strange" remarked Old
Crouch, "that girls who cannot swim
a lick should be so willing to embark
on the sea of matrimony without Ell
Their lifeboat or life belt"
Three Germans were talking to-
yether and the conversation drifted
lround to the second marriage of a
mutual friend 81 dell you vot Any ;
'cioou WHAT ihdiilCo tHc oSIOHu Time
Iont deserve to have lost the first
me-"
A certain woman went to Boise and l
ought two of those fashionable flow '
red nightgowns. She went home, cut {
fl the tops of the gowns, put the i
o-formed waist and skirt into band, I
dded a black sash and walks the
treets wearing two nightgowns, made $
ITO stunning dresses, and no one any q
he wiser. Price 70 cents. d
h
The proprietor was not so tidy as
e might have been. One day while
.anding in front of the store an Irish =,
an approached and asked: "Have
y any clean shirts in yer store?"
sure | have" answered the clothing
an, anxious for a sale. Lots of "
EN-, so clean as anything" "Wel,"
id the Irishman, moving away, ego "
and put wan ov them on" y
Luke had been sent to the store C
It'll the mule and wagon, What hap II
med is told in Luke's end of the &c
nversation over the telephone from CT
e store: CT
Gimme sebn'leven. n
"Gimme dat number quick, please'm. u
"Dis yere's Luke's, sub. as
"Dis yer's Luke, l say, sub. IN
81 tux de wagon to de sto' fo' dat dc
lex. tn
''Yas, sub, I'm at he sto'. Sc
dat mule, she balk, sub. 81
She's balkin' in de big road, near de
sto'. VII
NO, sub, she ain move. Tic
NO, sub, l don think she's gwine
we. st'
'Yas, sub, l beat 'er. We
Il did beat 'er good. sh
'She jes' r'ar lii bit, sub. the
Yes, sub, she kick, too. WI
She JUS bus de whifiletree lii bit, POI
No, sub, dat mule won lead. se'
Vas, sub, tried it.
No, sub, jes' bit at me. for
No, sub, ain tickle de laigs. sor
/ tickle up las year, sub, once. as
Vas, sub, we twis' err tail.
No, sub, l amt done it. yea
Who done it? tun
l t'ink he's lii travelin' man FUN cell
;ton, sub. He twis' err tail. his
Vas, suhl She sho' did. JOS
Right spang in de face, sub.
Dey's got i'm at the sto'. gay
Dey say he's comm to, sub. to
don know-he do look mighty hou
,py to me, sub. frl'
Vas, sub, we tried dat. Wit
Vas, sub, we built fire under 'er. his
No, sub, dat ain make 'er go. enc
She jes' move up lii bit, sub. the
Vas, sub, de wagon bun right up. "
IS whut Pm telephonin' va bout 9th
o asst 20 please SEN wagon to -
h up to dis yere mule. She ain