New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-16
Drill Glass for Exercising Guards
Vocal Ligaments and Teaching
Fnunciati0n Is His Plan.

large crowds that the next station is So.ant
So and to persuade mutitudes 10 watch the.
step.
It is not Mr.. Johnson's idea that they shouls
be trained to become after dinner orators H,
was non-committal on the point but there i
reason to believe that Mr.. Johnson thinks W,
have enough after-dinner joy killers already
and that, in any case, the good appetite Of h,
average subway guard would not brook inter
ruption for oratorical purposes during the shcr
time devoted to appeasing it.
The guards do not speak through telephor,
transmitters. There is no mechanical d.
phragm, to make an IF" sound like an s
We wonder whether the diaphragrls Of subvr
guards are constructed on the same princg.
as ordinary ginks
The vocalization Of %" by the man on h.
gates is in no way inferior 10 Caruso effort
But all his other songs might in type be rep
resented ~ an amateur composltors error. fx
all it conveys to the person OF ordinary heE.
ing powers and imagination. The stranger, q
course, may derive little comfort from read
ing the advertisements
DUMBBELL EXERCISES FOR T0NSILS Oh
SUBWAY GUARDS.
Mr.. Getty TO the rescue. Mr. johnson hn
made formal move with the oh act Of starting
drill class for the exercising Of subway guards
vocal ligaments.
The guards tonsis are about TO be put thrcuti
n COURSE ~ dunn bbeil exercise
Their larynxes are about to undergo q pro-
grsmme of Swedish drill
They may not have to do heavyweight liisirs
but they've got to lift load off the mind Of ta'
public.
Cornelius Mulcahy will tongue trip Ia ''r'
with Hans Schmidt. Ollie Olson will voice Place
with Antonio Mattintano.
All will line up. and sing out "Thirty-'sin
Street" in an effort to make it sound like Thirty
third Street. and not Grand Central Station
Any system should make US deeply grateful
Professor Grenyille Kleiser the oratoriesl a.
pert, has done lot TO help wine and real esna
agents, and keep the atmosphere Of New f'n
warm during the dining season. Among TIC !"
suits that he guarantees TO his pupils, are;
more clear-cut and incisive style OF deliver
Increased power and speed in Snsy1ns ~"
tOns and making mental briefs OF arguments.
Increased ability TO think and speak eons''ue
lively.
Facility in adapting arguments TO prosper
TO audience.
Skill in persuasion and inducing action. a..
Ability TO stand heckling without .losins w
thread of an argument. Ill
Greater poise and confidence before On su''
WANTED: A Professor Grenyie Kleissr 10
subway guards. A more clesr-cut and iheD,''
style of delivery. The guards have got the in.'
i've style all right, but we are harrssssc ~ '''''
as to the clear-cut.
To date, subway guards hav. rot susered ns'
tai breakdowns through ansyzing questions, ~
have ended all arguments, which thus fsr ''''
been always one-sded, by slamming the door,
II the passenger has remained, IN the s's'
ment of the past, it was because his eos''i' y
manned in the door. His peroratiOn pere'"'''
not through the plate glass. -,
And the guard getting ready 70 eh"n'''
the next station.
Object lesson No OO,OOo,OO2, for pa'ssns''
still in the train.
As TO an ability to think and speak eons"'''
lively, it will be a good thing 70 bring a00'' !
exchange for the present method OF speaA'n" y
thinking and doorslamming coneurrent!' .
Facility IN adapting arguments a'''''
pointed out that our guards are superiaele' 4,
Skill in persuasion and inducing aeuOn
passenger has time TO consider these thins,
he gathers what remains OF himself '0s'-
outside the station, in the cool OF me pu'"'''
room.
We do not think the professor neea W..
about their ability to stand heekling "''n''' 80
ing the thread Of an argument Rather AZ co.
class for the public is needed in this dires"'-
When they pronounce stations as al P'.'s
we do not think subway guards need e1e,'''. a
the development Of additional poise anu W.
dence. =,
We hope for world peace, that your A.s -,
shares in Wall Street will break hsnnes Nv, !,
mainen's endurance records IN keeping .
top, that our salaries may keep little sne'S
the increase in the tax rate and that, IN 'ns ~.
future, We may all listen with enraptuie1
20 the Websterian announcements OF 'ne, a.,
manner Of speaking civil engineers OF the '"''-
doors. -.
In the meantime. fellow sufferers OF Twin -
urs-wATCHERSTEPi
LAST stop-sll out, .