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The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

sluggish liver better than dose OF
nasty calomel and that it won't make
you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You'll know it next morn.
ing because you will wake up feeling
fine your liver will be working, your
headache and dizziness gone. your
stomach Will be sweet and your bowels
regular You will feel like working;
you'll be cheerful; full Of yigor and
ambition.
Dodsons Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable therefore harmless and can
not saliyate Give it to your children,
Millions OF people are using Dodsons
Liver Tone instead of dangerous cal.
omel now. Your druggist will tell YOU
that the sale of calomel is almost
stopped entirely here.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
''CASCARETS" FOR
SLUGGISH BOWELS
No sick headache, sour stomach.
biIiousness or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10.cent box now

Turn the rascals out-the headache
biiousness, indigestion, the sick. sour
stomach and foul gases-turn them
out tonight and keep them out with
Cascarets.
Millions of men and women take \
Cascaret now and then and never
know the misery caused by law
liver, clogged bowels or an upset stom.
ach.
Don't put in another day of distress
Lot Cascarets cleanse your stomach;
remove the sour, fermenting food.
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out all the constipated
waste matter and poison Ia the
bowels. Then you will feel great.
A Cascaret tonight straightens YOU
out by morning. They work while
you sleep. A 10-cent box from
any drug store means a clear head.
sweet stomach and clean. healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chill.
dren love Cascarets because they
never grippe or sicken. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
A TREATMENT THAT HEALS
MOST SkIN-DISEASES

Don't stand that itching skin humor
one day longer Go to the nearest
druggist and, for about 75c, get a jar
of resinol ointment and cake of res
mol soap. Battle the eczema patches
with resinol soap and hot water, dry
and apply a little resinol ointment.
It's almost too good to be true The
torturing, itching and burning stop in
stantly, you no longer have to dig and
scratch, sleep becomes possible, and
healing begins. Soon the ugly, tor
turing eruptions disappear completely
and for good.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
WYOMING COOPERATIVE PLAN
Flour Mill and Retail Store Estab.
Iished to Permit Town 0welIer
to Buy Products Direct

In Sheridan county few weeks
ago, meeting was held by the farm
ers organized under the Farmers Edu-
cational and Cooperative union, for
the furtheranee of a cooperative plan
that is to embrace flour mill and a
retail store, wherein the town dweller
can secure farm products direct from
Sheridan county farms This IS
move in the right direction, and there
is little doubt but that, if the affair
is given practical business direction,
the plan will prove to be a success.
says Wyoming Journal of Labor This
has not been occasioned by any en-
nifty on the part Of the farmers toward
the middlemen Tor merchants. as We
call them. but IS a sane effort to
bring the real producer and the real
consumer in closer relationship.
There is nothing new in the idea of
cooperation in merchandising even to
this country. as there are Several To-
calities where an eminent success has
been made. In Europe, Whese-man s
economic status has been more cir
cumscribed than in this country. there
have been builded some mammoth
businesses, purely cooperative in their
operation. These include not alone the
wholesaling and retailing of merchan-
disc. but the manufacturing and at
least in one case the maintenance of
a fleet of vessels
The success of these institutions all
rests on the idea of the consumer real
ling a profit on his purchases. He
does not purchase for less at the store
than is charged at other stores. but by
becoming a stakeholder in the lter
prise, he shares in a certain share Of
the profits that are set aside for pat
ronage stockholders. The man who
owns one share, receives as large
return on the same patronage as the
man who owns more shares, thus fur
nishing an incentive to membership on
the part of the wage Garner who has
no money for investment purposes.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
The Gnats and the Beetle.

Some Gnats gathered together in a
congeries and fell to darting about in
so very busting and intricate a man
ner as to move the curiosity of a
Beetle.
"Er-what's the game inquired
the Beetle ciyilly
Game? This is no game. We're
very much in earnest We're a city,
replied the Gnats
And what, if may ask. is a city,"
"A city is a device for intensifying
discomfort"
What is discomfort. them"
Discomfort is the handspring of
progress. .
But what is progress?a
Here the CHATS of the congeries
burst cut laughing You don't know
what progress is2 You must be from
the country they scoffed
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
ShOMtrd Goods

Redd-For Philadelphia travelling
salesman there has been built an au-
tomobile with body composed of a
series OF shelves and pigeonholes for
samples which unfolds and makes an
extensive display.
Greene-lf il turns turtle | should
say it would make an extraordinary
display
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Appears as Counsel for Husband.

Mrs. Louise Nelson appeared before
Judge Ryan as counsel for her hus-
band. George Nelson. She won the
case. and received a fee" of $f1o
from the Judge Nelson and five 9TH
ers we're arrested in a raid on a dice
game. All but Nelson We're fined one
dollar each. with costs of three dol.
lars.
My husband is a good man. and
works steadily" Mrs Nelson pleaded.
Hes not gambler"
You have won your case" Judge
Ryan said AS a fee. Mrs. Nelson,
you can have this"
The judge then handed Mrs. Nelson
S1.10 seized when the dice game was
raided.-Chicago Tribune.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
w at He Wanted.

A man went to order wedding cake
the other day.
I'm getting married. he said, and
l want a cake"
We'll. it's the latest thing, said the
shopgirl, Ito have wedding cakes in
harmony with the bridegroom call
ing or profession. Thus a journalist
has a spice cake, a musician an oat
cake, an athlete a cup cake, man
who loafs on his friends a sponge
cake. and so forth and SO on. What
is your calling, please?"
81 am pianist"
Then of course" said the girl.
you'll want a pound cake"
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
LOOK YOUR BEST
AZ to Your Hair and Skin, cutleurs
viii Help You. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soethe and heal. These
fragrant super-ereamy emollients pre-
serve the natural purity and beauty
of the skin under conditions which
II neglected. tend to produce a state
OF irritation and disagreement.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept KY.
Boston. Sold verywhere.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

L Is always best to be dilatery In
the exercise of malice.
Good intentions fail to ameliorate
the boreness of a bore.
Charity for yourself will hardly
cover a multitude OF sins
Encourage the social center move
meht in your neighborhood.
lie Is doughhead of husband
VINO Is ruled by rolling-pin.
Live within your income. but don't
sponge on the world in doing it
Wise is the man who is as careful
OF his credit as he is of his cash.
lie is a genius who can grin and
look important at the same time
The empty head. like the vacant
mouse Is always filed with ghosts
The worst foe 10 religion is the nal.
practice of it. (Stick pin in here3
You cannot measure ones kind
heartedhess by his loquacity. Get
me?1
Lots Of men are SO Conservative
they never exert themselves to any
account.
Il YOU want to be sure to be remem.
pefed by your friends borrow money
from them.
a good many men who are popular
socially are not so popular in their
own homes.
The most harmless liar is the one
i
whom nobody believes; he harms no
one but himself.
When fellow soft-soaps YOU he is
liable to massage your pocketbook, if
you don't watch out.
Holding fast that which is good, :"
has won many young man the oppor-
tunity to buy a marriage license.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
See That Work Is Done Properly.

Trained nurses in Boston have
agreed. through one of their organiza-
lions, TO give instructions S to how
to prepare bandages. "sponges@ and
ffrst.aid packages for shipment and
use by the hospital and field surgeons
with the armies of all the nations in
yolyed in the European war When.
ever women are preparing these
things for the hospitals they may tele-
phone for a nurse to come and see If
the work is done properly.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Sheep or Docs,

A recent law in Virginia makes it a
misdemeanor, punishable by fine up
to $50 for the owner to allow his dogs
to run at large The indirect effect
permits any farmer to shoot lone dog
found on his property. The owner of
the dog, before he can bring suit for
damages, must prove that the dog was
at large, and this automatically sub
iects him to a fine. Such law, prop
erIy enforced in all states would be
the biggest boon of recent years to the
farm sheep industry.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Luxury for Hous.

Kansas is making mollycoddles of
its hogs. The propaganda that the
state has been working on for clean
liness in foods has actually been ex-
tended to the swine, and Kansas pro-
poses to give the hog bath every
morning and a pen as clean as a
kitchen
All this comes from the result Of
some experiments at the Kansas Agri-
cultural college, showing that a con-
tented hog will put on three pounds
of fat while the unhappy one is col
lecting two on the same amount of
food.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Poison Mash for Army Worm.

To make an effective poison mash
for army worms mix pound of paris
green and one quart of cheap molasses
with % pounds of wheat or corn
bran and moisten with water as
needed. Sprinkle this thickly across
their line of march Renew as neces-
sary.
A furrow plowed deeply and turned
toward the oncoming worms is also
said to be effective as a check.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Keen Out Drafts.

Be sure to plug up all holes, chink
up all cracks, and make the three
windy sides of the building as tight as
they can be made Drafts mean colds.
Colds mean roup and pneumonia.
Fresh air is a good thing, but it
should come only from one side and
not in thin piercing streams.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
NOZEriends

q understand her husband is a base
ball umpire"
Yes. And it's great for her Deo-
pie"
I suppose they get passes to all
the games
No; it isn't that. But every time
they haven't anything else to do. one
of her relatives says, Lets 90 out to
the ball park this afternoon and roast
Kitty's husband 9"
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Connection.

My uncle Bills down to Panama
Dragged little Harry.
She, That's nothin'' retorted
little Billy My brother Jfm's been
to Australia
We'll. what if he has? My fathers
gone to Egypt said little Harry.
POOH" calculated little Billy My
grandmother's gone to heaven" -
Judge.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Wonderful Case of Mrs. Crusen,
OF Bushnell, liz.

BUsuSFr IIr-aI think all the trouble have had since
marriage caused by when girl My work has
all kinds and have done milking the cold and
when to realize that would hurt me- have
with bearing down pains back and such
and generally
down in health but taken Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable
COMPOUND my hurts and
am gaining health every day. thank for the great help
medicine and If letter will benefit SUI
rng women will be glad for print Ars JAMES CRUsEN
BUSHNELL Illinois,
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
In1norfa1f To Mn+hnro
The SIeenY-P place

Please, sir said the beggar on
Philadelphia street to a New York
man over there on business, give me
% cents | have no place to sleep.
NO place to Sleep replied the
New Yorker Why. man. you're in
Philadelphia, and there isn't any bet.
ter place to sleep in the world"
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Goinq Up.

Church-German naturalists are in.
terested in the fact that the wild rab.
bits of that country seem to be chang
ing their habits, among other things
building their nests above ground in.
stead of in burrows.
misunderstanding seems to be
going up.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
On the Face Too

Mrs. Gotham-This paper says that
IS per cent of the work of manufac-
turing rifle ammunition for the Unit
ed States army and navy is done BY
women.
Mr. Gotham-Of course; wherever
you smell powder, look for woman
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Her Hat.

They say he loves her so much he
can even anticipate her thoughts
Yes, indeed When we were COM
ing out this evening he said Yes. dear,
it is on straight, before she had said
a word
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Valuable Ovens.

BY the use of improved ovens which
collected the by-products, the coke in
dustry of the United States saved $751;
070,000 last year. which would have
been wasted by old methods of manu-.
facture.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
RUB-MY-TISM

VIII cure your rheumatism and all
kinds of aches and pains-Neural gia,
Cramps. Collie, Sprains Bruises. Cuts,
Old Sores, Burns. etc. Antiseptic
Anodyne. Price 25e.--Ady.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

Unfair ADVANTAGE.

James-The rain falls alike on the
just and unjust
Jones-True, but the unjust man is
generally provided with the just mans
umbrella
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Comes to the Same Thino.

Knicker-Does Smith, live by his
wits?
Bocker-No. he lives by the lack of
other peoples wits
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
The Shocks of Football.

How rough this sport of football
is What shocks Of irresistible
bodies,"
"Humphl What shocks of irresist-
ible hair!'
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Concrete Post Popular.

The concrete fence post is taking
the place of the wooden post on many
a farm. 1t is more durable and needs
less repairing when properly made.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Takes Work.

THE world owes every man liv-
ing
Maybe. But you've got to be per-
sistent if you want to collect"
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Their Worth

He'll give you a penny for your
Thoughts.
She-Well, they're all cents-ible.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
The Way of 1t.

They say Buster failed for eighty
thousand"
NO; he failed for the want of it."
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

There are many things that may in
terfere with a mans appetite. but love
isn't one of them.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

As a rule, there is not much hope
for the fellow who fills himself up ON
dope.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Strond.

Gabe-That man has strong face.
What is his occupation?
Steve-He is a prize fighter.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

Those who walk In the straight and
narrow path do not have to mend
their ways.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

Millions of particular women now use
and recommend Red Cross Ball Blue. All
grocers. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
The Old School.

Hes an advertising writer of the
old school"
You mean a liar?"-Judge.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

) It's difficult to convince man that
he is chump-and if you do, what's
the use?
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
LOOKING.

Friend-What are you doing for a
job?
Misunderstanding for one.-Judge.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

But for the collar buttons habit OF
rolling under the dresser some men
would never get any exercise.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

And the married man who breaches
economy usually wants his wife to do
all the practicing.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

Much of what we regard as pleasure
is work that we are not compelled to
do.-Albany Journal.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Cause and Effect.

How detected those cows look"
Maybe that is why their milk is
so blue"
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

Il might help some to levy war
tax on the aspirants for Office
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

Always sure to please. Red Cross Bail
Blue All groeers sell IL Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

Even if you do nothing, say nothing
and are nothing, you can't escape
criticism.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
A Grateful Atlantic Coast Woman.

HoDoDoS ME- feel duty owe to all suffering women to
lydia lnkham Vegetable Compound did for One
year ago myself terrible sufferer had both sides
a could scarcely sraghen at times My
could Sleep
would tired mornings that could scarcely get around
almost impossible do bit of work and
thought would be better until submitted to
ton commenced taking Lydia lnkhams Vegetable Compound
like had slept good
appetite and could do almost all work for fam
lily of four shall always feel that good health to your
Inedieineo-Mrs. HAYWARD Sewers, Hodgdon Name
Lydia T.. Pinlham's Vegetable ES2S SASSJf0
Compound been the standard remedy ore- -
m ills. No sick with womans ailments M II aM
this 81
medicine made from roots and herbs, it l1A "
has restored suffering women to health. r
Ea>Write LYDIA EPINKHAM MEDICINECO tNA ssr-M M
LYNN, MASS, advice. MNx.SNN1V
will opened read and answered AN)
by a and held in strict confidence.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

Some people Judge books simply
by their looks.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

There is usually display of cour-
age in the absence of danger.-Nash-
vile Banner
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

OF course. the tomato can. but
sometimes it doesn't
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

Beware of the man who grins when
he gets angry.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL

Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
hyes and Graduated Eyelids; No smarting-
just Eye comfort. Write for Book Of the Eye
By mail Free Murine Eye Remedy Co. Chicago
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Praise Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

Women from the Atlantic the Pacific, from all sections
of this great country city SO large no village so small
but that some woman has written words of thanks for
health restored by Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound who is suffering from the ills peculiar
her should until she this famous remedy
trial Is it reasonable to believe that what 1t cid for
these it will do for any sick womanf
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-04-28
Advice Of a Book Collector.

And hear me. II you would know
the delight OF book-collecting. begin
with something else. | care not what
Book-collecting has all of the advan
tages of other hobbies without their
drawbacks. The pleasure OF acquisi
tion is common to all. that's where the
sport lies, but the strain OF the posses
sion of books is almost nothing; q
tight. dry closet will serve to house
them II need be.
II is not so with flowers. They are a
constant care. Someone once wrote 0
poem about old books and fresh flow
ers." II lifted about very nicely; but
remark that books stay old, indeed gel
older, and flowers do not stay fresh; a
little too much rain, a little too muo,
sun, and ii is all over
Pets die too. in spite of constant
care-perhaps by reason OF It. TIC
quiet teething dog | once took him
her 1t, to my room for the night and
slept soundly. Next morning | found
that the dog had committed suicide by
jumping out OF the window.-A. Ed
ward Newton, in Atlantic.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-04-28

on Indian vigilance and cunning
Two miles below the Indian camp a
canoe shot out into the stream navi-
gated by Wineka. lie proceeded to
sink the hook OF short pole into the
bark OF the log and pull it ashore.
Pale face come out" he ordered.
and kicked the plug loose. You and
Wineka. for Leot." he added fero-
ciously as Rob stepped forth and he
flung at his feet a counterpart OF a
long hunting knife he held in his
hand
The young chief made a spring. Rob
warded him on. but he saw death in
some dexterous maneuver held in store
by his adversary Then he stared
From the brush an agile form bound
ed on tiptoe He recognized an In
dian girl, the discarded fiancee of
Wineka
She held outspread heavy blanket
Just as Wineka was preparing for an
other onslaught on his opponent, she
flung the blanket over his head. AS
he struggled helpless. she whipped a
stout lasso across arms and body.
pushed him to the ground, and. turn
ing to Rob. pointed down stream 81
lently
Rob Marsh did not hesitate or lin.
ger Within an hour he was safe
from pursuit within six at a second
outpost. and the next morning he
reached the end OF his journey-and
Leoti
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-04-28

Carlyle in his analysis of the char
acter of Cromwell in Heroes and He
TO Worship" has something to say in
praise OF silence. To him Il was ar
attribute of greatness. He says: The
great. silent menl Looking round on
the noisy inanity of the world. words
with little meaning, actions with little
worth, one loves to reflect on the
great Empire OF Silence. The noble
silent men, scattered here and there
each in his own department; silently
thinking; silently working; whom nc
morning newspaper makes mention of
They are the salt of the earth. A coun
try that has none or few OF these is
in a bad way. Like a forest which
had no roots, which had turned all
into leaves and boughs-which must
soon wither and be no forest. Woe
for us If we had nothing but what
we can show or speak"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-04-28
WHY COLD TURNS HANDS BLUE
Veins Become Filled With Blood That
10 Impure, Its Color Being
Purpllsh.

The hands or other parts OF the body
appear blue because the veins which
are near the surface are filled with
impure blood, which is purplish In
color. A normal, healthful circula.
ton means that warm red blood flows
freely through the arteries. and this
is returned to the heart through the
lungs by way OF the veins, which carry
only used.up blood. or what is left OF
the good, red blood when the arteries
are through with It. The color is q
purplish blue.
Full. uninterrupted circulation Of
the warm red blood is what keeps the
body warm. When the hands are blue
1t means that circulation of good. red
blood has practically stopped-that It
is not flowing from the heart through
the arteries in sufficient quantity. and
there is no color in the arteries, as the
blood from them has gone into the
veins Then the hands will look blue
because the veins are full of pur
plish blue blood. and there are a great
many veins in the hands close to the
surface.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-04-28

At concert held in a certain town
a soldier of the Black Watch occupied
a seat in front of a private of an Irish
regiment and his sweetheart. The lat.
ter was very much Interested in the
Highlanders uniform, and scanned the
regimental badge on his cap and collar
particularly This badge is the figure
and cross of st. Andrew, with the
motto, Memo me impune lacessit' mo
one annoys me with impunity).
"Phwat does that wroitin' name,
Patsy" asked the girl.
''Phwy." replied Pat, ITS Latin, but
rye forgotten the English ay it. But in
good ould Oirish it names, Thread on
the tail av me coat II We darrell"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-04-28

slid down the barn roof with Indian
like yells that set their mother in a
tremor.
IT declare, Mary" exuberated Archi
bald, Il never saw smarter ladsl
They've got activity and brains. How
I'd like to own themi"
What! With those two little angel
girls OF yours? Archibald. they're 80
sweet, feel like hugging and kissing
them all the time"
Certainly the little girls were very
Iadylike and well-behaved. They had
a somewhat subdued air about them
however, and Archibald spoke OF 1t.
You can't expect an old fossil like
me to bring them up cheerful and nap
by like a mother" sighed Archibald
"rhey need a woman's direction and
company. See lots Of them, Mary, II
ELL do than Eead"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-04-28

force to arrest any person found jump
ing on or of train in motion. and
the next day two West Indian police
men brought into police station a
white man who was struggling fiercely
to break away from them.
What have you arrested him for?'
asked the police sergeant who was on
duty.
For jumping on and of the rear OF
a train. sah." one OF the policemen re
piled.
THE blamed fools!" cried the ar
rested man. I'm the brakeman!"--
Youths Companion.