The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-03-23

aby tho ~
- secona Fiadis.

lHooR old Praemysi.
she finally fell.
But ! haven't yet
Learned how to spell
Her blamed old name: NJ
Nor yet can tell A.
II. "a pronounced.
II rhymes with santa Fe.
o.
THE WORST disaster connected
with the fall OF this famous fortress
IS that the Russians probably VIII
spell Il Przemysigradovitch.
THE OFFICE comptometer today
shows that n total OF sst76s5z have
recorded their prediction that Lin
coin Beachy would finish Just that
way.
IN FACT n looks like everyone
knew II but Beachy.
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AND NOW he knows q.
o.
IN ADDITION 10 telling the ladies'
why I Lecture" IN the Home Jour
nal. MI. Bryan. we learn through
four -three-column pages In the cur
rent Commoncr odd the Indiana leg
stature how to legislate. and in three
~three-column pages Of the same issue
told the indiana editors how TO edit.
o.
ALSO WE'VE formally ratified
the peace treaty with Russia; which
doubtless gives Russia a feeling OF
added security.
PRESIDENT WILSON says ne Will
recognize no government In Mexico
a v one elected at an orderly cleo
tion. The president plainly doesn't
intend to recognize a Mexican gov
eminent.
ONE THING the governor makes
perfectly plain. That Is that the new
brand OF travelling auditor doesn't
hgure in the payroll.
%
WHEN 1T COMES to getting off,
cial goats the governor is some little
old %go-getter himself.
o.
WILLIAMS COLLEGE students.
exploring "A big ave. have discovered
however, need not worry. q Is not
hf|A W ,ANANA - INV " AAR
the bottomless pit.
O.
1T MAY BE FOUND in a great
many places where the lights are
bright. and all the wet is dry.
d
THE ETERNAL conflict between
the sexea' is the title OF Dorothy
Dix's latest. According TO all we've
read by Dorothy. however. II isn't "A
tconflict; MS "a beating. and one the
male man had coming.
OUR IDEA Of a moder hero Is the
boy who sits at the safe end OF a
Held telephone and sends an army
corps up against a sure thing.
O.
For Snle-BnIl.
We noticed the above title In a
state paper las; week. The adyer-
tiser Is wasting his money. II he'd
spent sixty days at santa Re he'd
know there's no market for Bull In
this state. It's slyted.
CHICKENS can't enter Arizona
says a Phoenix newspaper headline.
Poor old Arizona; next thing they'll
INhA oh tue udhS y uuFHlhk uuNAie'
O.
THE MAN who does not advertise
simply because his grandfather didn't
should wear knee breeches and a
wig. says an exchange. And whit II
more he'll eventually wear patches
ON his pants II he hasn't inherited a
chunk OF kale from Grandfather.
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The Motion Picture serial
CAS- II now appears in most news
papers.)
7-col spread Title.
Picture of the heroine.
Ditto the nero.
%-col. OF synopsis OF precedins
chnpters.
Title Of chapter XVI.
! SEE THIS episode at the flicker
} theater tonight.
To be continued.
Al --c
=, Progress Ia Arizona.
: CHolbrOok News
a new floor was put In the white
Help restaurant last Monday nigh
pearance Of this popular establish
ment.
o MAYTORENA had his paymaste
r. shot because when the real monel
9 ran out he paid oft the army IN ooun
%terfeit. The kaiser would have sivel
that boy the Iron Cross.
O.
THE PRICE OF beer In Austria Ia
gone NJ two heller per glass. RI.