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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23
Manv schooI chilaren Arc sIokIv,

Children who are delicate, feverish and cross
will get immediate relief from Mother Gray 8
Sweet Powders for Children. They cleanse the
stomach, act on the liver, and are recommended
for complaining children. A pleasant remedy
for worms Used by Mothers for 26years' at
A. 8. olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23

refreshing. / felt
heavy and sleepy
after meals, was
always nervous
and tired, had a
bitter taste in my
mouth, was dizzy,
h a d f1oattn &
specks before my
eyes, was always
thirsty. had a
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23
a Record-Rreaker.

And do you really love me?"
Love you? Darling, you're dearer
to me than my wheat. buffalo Elk
press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23
A GRATEFUL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.

Mr.. F. C. Case of Welcome Lake.
Pa, writes: Il suffered with Back
ache and Kidney Trouble. My head
ached, my sleep was broken and UNI
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23
His Standinn-

rs he successful as a writer of sen.
sational literature?"
rs he? Why. he has no inferior. I"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23

Most of the good is accomplished by
those who do not make a profession
Of that line of work
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23

Cream of the Puzzle.
Il see where the Kurds are going
on a massacre"
'Ts there no way out of it?"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23

A wise man guesses a woman's age
ten years too young.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23

The Case.
Our telephone girls tells me she
has broken her engagement"
"Ah: a case with her of ring or"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Bye Remedy for Red Weak: W H,,Sa
inst Eve comfort Write for Book of the Eye
by mail Free Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23

The truth is always getting in the
way of some people. That's why it
Is crushed to earth so often.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23

Only a nonsaiaried office is COM
PEELED to seek the man
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23

All the average fan expects of a
ball player is perfect fielding and
home run every time he comes to bat.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23
A Golf Widow.

A Golf Widow.
rs it true that Mrs. Browns hus-
band has deserted herr"
Almost. He has taken up golf"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23

Many a girl skaters her ideal by
marrying him.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23
Wronq Spoons.

Store Proprietor-What has become
of that clerk we hired last week?
Department Manager had to fire
him.
Incompetent"
Nope, Too much of joker"
81 don't understand"
Miss Giddigad telephoned for
spoonholder and he asked her if
hammock would do" -Youngstown
Telegram.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23

Dampness caused by a woman
tears is always oppressive.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23
losses SURELY PREVENTED

n A N Ar n tTumors. Lupus) cured. No Knife
h a r. IA D ~ or Pain All work guaranteed.
OHHV - Nm B Free Book. DR.. WILLIAMS,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-04-23
From Mrs. S. T. Richmond. Provide
From Mrs. Maria Irwin. Peru. NV

Peru NY" Before took Lydia E. Pinkham' Vepetable IN
p6dd was very irregular and had much pain had lost
helped me nothing else had DONE am thankful every
that took lt"-Mrs. MARIA IRWIN, RID. !. Peru. w
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04
REMEMBERED THE GLASS BAR
Mcfaayern Couldn't Recall Name Of
Saloon Where He Pawned Watch,
But Thought Of Fishes.

Terry McGovern was In st. Paul
with a theatrical troupe along about
1908 or so. That was after the Irish
terror had lost his title to Young Cor
bett. Terry was far from right, either
mentally or physically.
McGovern didn't have much money
to spend; In fact, he was treated
somewhat in the manner of child
II was while playing In st. Paul that
the show was Cancelled and Terry
taken to sanitarium.
One afternoon McGovern and some
hangers,on were drinking In saloon
in Robert street. Underneath the
bar and running its entire length was
q glass tank filed with fish.
Running out of funds, McGovern
soaked his watch-n0t In the tank,
but with the owner OF tho place--in
order that he and his newly made
friends might imbibe more OF the
wares of the Joint.
Some time after leaving st. Paul
McGovern desired to redeem his watch
and sent letter to st. Paul. making
inquiries about his timepiece. This
Is the way the letter was addressed:
ITO the Saloon Where the Fishes Are.
st. Paul."
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04

That summer baseball Is undesir.
able, not because of the "taint" Of pro-
fessionalism but because 1t would
mean that the players would devote
too much time to the game, Is the ar.
gument against summer ball in the
current number Of the Harvard Alumni
Bulletin.
Boyd says that the baseball squad
now puts In the entire afternoon dur.
ing the greater part Of the college
year. With summer baseball permit.
ted, he contends, prospective coudi.
dates for the team will be encouraged
to play summer ball by way of improv.
ing their chances Of making the team.
This he considers too great an expen.
diture Of time that might we'll be de.
voted to other objects. Boyd writes.
in part:
Tho endless discussion of summer
baseball" is rendered all the moro tire.
some because the real point at issue is
usually missed. II il not matter Of
social distinction, nor is It even q ques.
ton Of tearing down the fence between
the amateur and professional pad.
docks. The real danger is that II
summer baseball" or any form Of It
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04
ORIGIN OF MECHANICS
How "Pie" Way Got His Name Is
Shrouded In Mystery.
Only Reason Aieck Wilson Escaped
Appei,atlon Of "Tuo" Seems to Be
That Somebody Saw the 9th.
or Wilson First.

Nicknames Of college athletes spring
from obscure sources, one Of which Is
an athletic predecessor. Cakes, the
Yale guard, is trying to dodge the So
briquet Of REBEL" which, apparently,
some flippant admirer bestowed upon
him because 1t had been previously
tackled upon a professional big league
baseball player.
In a similar way. Johnny Reilly.
Yale's remarkable third baseman, had
the handle Long John" prefixed to
the Reilly" in designating him be.
cause years ago there lived o. Gin
cinnati third baseman who responded
to the same call
Wilson. the Yale end rush. apparent.
~ lacked nickname when he report.
ed for football work, and someone in
the sidelines who keeps abreast Of
pugilists' doings. wished upon him
the title TUG" as prefix. The only
reason that Aleck Wilson. the quar-.
terback, escaped the appella.ion seems
to be that It saw the other Wilson
first.
It is told that Harvard raiser Of
technicalities objected to Carter play.
ing end for Yale, because he noted by
the newspapers that Carter was Ia.
beled "Nick," which had been liter
ally the mick" name given to play.
er by the name Of Carter at Yale five
or six years previously, and he was
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04
ADOLph MARKET
BARGAINS

Big fall sale now going on. Big cut
in hieh.grade table supplies. Mail and
telephone orders given prompt atten'
ton. Goods delivered free Of charge,
10 lbs. graduated sugar, with gro
Gerry order, S9c.
8 pound cans 1880 size Santa Clara
prunes, 81 value, zoe.
Purest and sweetest Mountain Brook
creamery butter, per pound. .30c,
Finest Old English Sharp cheese,
23c.
Csc Jars, ~ ounce size, pure strained
honey. sale price, 35c.
Jas. e. Hennessey Star Brandy.
$3.50.
Old Taylor Bottled in Bond. 75c.
Cheapest place In Chicago on fresh,
salt or smoked meats and fresh
dressed poultry meats retailed at
wholesale Observation-Disclosures.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04
CHANGE EXPECTED IN RULES
Athletic Authorities Of Harvard, Yale
and Princeton 20 Fix New Code
Of Eligibility.

Indications point to possible up.
heaval in college athletic standards
during the coming winter. There will
be a conference within short time
between the athletic authorities OF
Harvard, Yale and Princeton with the
idea of preparing new code OF eligi.
bility.
In the middle West undergraduates
have voted by overwhelming majori.
ties to permit the playing of summer
baseball by the players of the uni.
versities where votes were taken.
What influence this expression of
student sentiment will have on the
conference authorities cannot be told
at this time. but it is evident that
there is a strong demand for broad.
er and more elastic code for the gov
erning OF the undergraduate athlete.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04
Napoleon Lajole.

played against Cleveland. Larry OF
course took advantage Of II and used
to lay many one down and beat II
to first. This got Hill s"se and he
came to us one day ana announced
he had studied Larry and could tell
by his movements when the French
man intended to bunt.
"'He won't fool me any more said
Hill. I have him pegged and you'll
see me right on top Of the plate by
the time the ball leaves the bat
"He did 1t all right and Larry
bounded one of his knee into the
third base bleachers. Larry got q
home run and Hill did not put uni
form on again for five weeks. In fact
that blow he got practically put him
out of the big league"
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04
ADMIRES NAP LAJOIE
Hard TO 0utguess Frenchman
When He Was at His Best.
Malachi kittredse, Veteran Catcher,
Relates Two Anecdotes to Illus.
trate Point-knoeked Hill
Out Of the Bio League.

II Napoleon Lajoie has an admirer
among the baseball men Of the past
and present It is Malachi Kittrcdge,
the veteran catcher, who now IL max.
ing his residence in Cleveland. Ac-
cording to Kittredge It was almost i'm
possible to outguess the Frenchman
when the latter was at his best. To
illustrate his argument Kittredge re-
lates two anecdotes.
when I was with Washington we
had o lefthander named Jacobson" he
sati. zone day when we were play.
ing Cleveland he told us before we
took the field that he had solved La.
joie's weakness.
"What is TT" we asked.
ga curve ball rather slow he told
10.
Larry came up with three on. ia.
cobson gave him that slow curve rath.
er low. Larry swung. Away went the
ball over Charley Jones' head. It hit
the old center field fence out on Dun.
ham avenue. bounded back and hit
Jones on the head, knocking him
down.
"'Say,' said Jones when he came
in when the inning was over, II
when you pitch Larry's weakness to
him and he hits It so hard It knocks
an outilelder down after It hits the
fence Id hate to be playing center II
you pitched one in his groove.
"Then there was Hunter Hill. We
had him on third base. The third
sackers used to play short left field
when Nap Lajoie came to bat. and
90 did Hill the first few games be
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04

should be allowed, Il would soon be
considered desirable. Under the pres
sure Of intercollegiate competition,
members Of the baseball squad would
soon come to feel an implied obliga.
ton 10 devote their summers to the
game In order to insure victorious
teams. This situation would be
scandal In itself. and tho cause Of
endless dissatisfaction.
Even now baseball requires more
time from its devotees than any other
university sport. It Is true, track and
crew athletes are III training as long
as baseball men. but their work re.
quires only few minutes at the end
Of the afternoon, which Is merely what
thu busiest undergraduate should set
aside every day for physical exercise.
Baseball demands most OF the after.
Moons for half the college year. not
counting time given to fall practice.
To encourage students to prolong their
baseball service several months fur
Their each year would be unpardon.
able.
They might better attend Platts.
burg, to learn that they have o coun.
try.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04

some baked apples--that, is, perhaps,
one. Zbyszi,o was much interested.
"What is that. Mr.. Rogers?" asked
the big Polish wrestler, who always
speaks in a very formal manner.
That's q baked apple" replied the
Buffalo wrestler.
It was the first time Zbyszko had
ever seen baked apple In his life.
"Mr. Waiter. Ill try one" said
Zbyszko.
The big Pole ate nine baked apples,
eight boiled eggs, three orders OF toast,
some chops and several orders Of po.
tatoes.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04
LITTLE PI(EUp5
OF SPORT


Yale Bowl looks something like q
battered lineup these black days.
Alma Richards, the olympic cham.
pion high jumper. is back at Cor.
nell.
Basket ball players regret to find
that the Official basket Is no larger
this year.
Willard Is funny kind of q cham.
pion. He hasn't had the title year.
and has signed for fight.
BY knocking out Art Pellsey. Fred
Fulton won the heavyweight cham.
pionship of Oshkosh, Wis.
As the compositor might have put It.
Johnny Dundee. the Italian. wiped
up the ring with Joe Rivers"
lawn McGraw wants new timber.
Too much timber, we think, sent the
Giants to the bottom last season.
Can you imagine It? Jess Willard
says no has refused an offer of $500
q week for 20 weeks In vaudeville.
Ted Lewis, the English battler, has
been putting it over with regularity on
some of the best mitt artists of Amer.
lea.
Rube Oldring of the Athletics has
retired from baseball. RUDE didn't
say how much he was holding out tor.
Ted Lewis, the English battler. says
he would rather fight here than In
Europe. There are no gate receipts
In Europe.
Good thing Johnny Dundee, the
'leap.frog' fighter, doesn't play foot,
ball. That hurting rule would get
him, quick.
According to official advices, George
Stallings can stroll along the street
without moving picture men botherina
him every block or two.
Bill Donovan has signed 80 man }
players for tho Yanks next season
that he may have to lease the st.te
Of Texas for training purposes.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04


Pitcher.
unable to see how Carter could con.
tinue to be eligible indefinitely. 1t
was soberly explained to him that. to
every Carter who reported for foot.
ball at Yale and who was good enough
to get into q game, the handle Mick
was given.
It was not explained, for tho Har.
ward man didn't remain long enough
to listen, that the first Mick" Carter
at Yale wore his title more accurate.
ly true to traditions Of the dime novel
hero than the present mick who is
the son of clergyman and most
quiet. unassuming young man, aud
who. II he did not possess sense OF
keen humor. would resent the title Of
mick" But the bravcst Yale ath.
lete dare not defy an invading nick.
name.
The origin OF the forename, "Pie,"
with which Way. the guard and base.
ball pitcher, was 'nicked." has been
shrouded In mystery. Had he been
termed High" Way the title would
have seemed broader, more enduring
and more harmonious. The explana.
ton came from friend who was &C.
quainted with Ways lunch habits.
More than q decade ago there was q
Yale player named Brown who was
given the nickname Skim" Hence.
forth, as long IS Browns Joined the
Yale football squad, they were known
as Skim" This may be the reason
that Browns stopped joining the
squad.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04
Hobiitze, a Good Dentist.

Dick Hoblitzel, the first sacker Of
the worlds champions, is dentist
and carries around with him during
the baseball season a full kit of tools
to render first aid to the sufferers.
Those ,layers who have permitted
him to work pronounce hin, Z lrst.
class tooth doctor.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04
zBYszK0 TRIES BAKED APPLE
BIG Polish Wrestler Ate Nine Of Them,
Then Eight Boiled Eoss, Toast,
Chops and Potatoes.

Stanislaus Zbyszko and Yankee Rog.
ers. wrestlers, were coming out OF
Montreal one wintry morning. says an
exchange. Tho two members Of the
grapple profession strollcd into the
dining car together. Rogers ordered
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04
Baseball In Mexico.

John McCloskey, former manager
Of the III. Louis Cardinals. has been
selected by General Carranza CT Mex.
leo to organize a baseball league In
that country. according to reports.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04

OUR LEADING CLUBS
Moulders of Public Opinion and
Assembling Places for Citi-
zens in This City.
The Eagle Presents its Galaxy Of the
Leading Political and Social
Organizations.

Following are the locations Of the
eading self.sustaining clubs Of Chi.
ago:
Apollo Club. 2O2 8. Michigan ave.
Builders, 412.41S Chamber Of Com.
nerce building.
Calumet, Michigan ave. and goth st.
Caxton. Tenth floor. Fine Arts bldg
Chicago Athletic Association, IL i.
Michigan ave.
Chicago Architectural. 80 West Ad
,ms street
Chicago Automobile. S2l Plymouth
court.
Chicago Club. Michigan ave. and
Van Buren, street.
Chicago Cycling, 1915. 81 East Van
8uren street.
Chicago Ilotor Club. 1850 South
Michigan avenue.
Chicago Yacht, foot OF Monroe vt.
City Club. 3l5 Plymouth court
Cliff Dwellers. ZIG s. Michigan ave
Colonial Club Of Chicago. l44S
Grand boulevard.
Columbia Yacht. foot Of Randolph
street.
Elks, ia w. Washington st.
Englewood. 1928 Harvard avenue.
Edgewater Country. 5G5S winthrop
avenue.
Farragut Yacht Club. foot OF 33d st.
Germania Maennerchor. lO6 Germa.
MIA place.
Hamilton. 20 9. Dearborn st.
Illinois Athletic. ll2 8. Michigan
avenue.
Irish Fellowship Club, La Sale Ho
tel.
iroqmois. 21 ". La Sale st.
Illinois. 1I3 8 Ashland boulevard
Jefferson. Dearborn ave. and Maple
street.
Kenwood. Lake ave. and a7th At.
Kenwood Country. Drexel boule
ward and 4Sth street.
Midday. First National Bank bldg,
18th floor.
Oaks. Lake st. and Waller ave.
Press Club OF Chicago. rs North
Dearborn street.
Quadrangle, Lexington avenue and
5Sth street.
Rotary. SO South Dearborn st.
Saddle and Cycle. Sheridan Road
and Foster avenue.
South Shore Country. lake shore
and 9th street.
Southern. &c N. Dearborn street
Speedway Park Club, 40 8. Dear
born street.
Standard. Michigan ave. and gath
street.
Swedish Club Of Chicago. 1858 La
Sale avenue.
Twentieth Century. 224s Michigan
avenue.
Union League. jackson boulevard
and Federal street.
University. Michigan avenue and
Monroe street.
County Treasurer Henry Stuckart |.
,fter the tax dodgers In good earn
sst.
Collector Sinietauka Ia making
good record In the Internal Revenue
,ttice.
%eA
Judge Charles a. Williams IL max
ng the excellent recOri ON the Mu
Icipal Court bench that all his friendi
'redicted he would make.
~S
Illinois never ilai a better Unite,
states Senator than Albert J. HoI
iins.
Judge John Barton Payne makes
splendid President OF the South Par
Commission.
@S
Joseph F. Haas, the popular forme
County Clerk, Is one OF the mos
valuable and clear sighted OF Reput
lean leaders.
Callistus s. Ennis, the president @
the Chicago Real Estate Board. |
always In the lead of every movement
for the betterment OF Chicago
President Thomas 4. Smyth. OF th
Sanitary District, has increased tn
efficiency OF the service one hundre
per cent since he took Office.
Judge John A, Manoney Of tn
dunicipal court Is very popular wit
The people because OF the good, con
mon sense he displays on the bench
ADOLPH MARKET
OAONAlNc
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04
ssmIpro League In Gotham.

Promoters have started a move.
ment to organize semipro league In
Greater New York which will be I'M.
der the Jurisdiction Of organized ball.
It is to be used 90 Q farm for major
league clubs.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1915-12-04

Basket ball players regret to find
that the official basket is no larger
this year.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-02-06
Huliish Sentiment Exists.

Altho the hog market continues In
bad rut, bulish sentiment is not
lacking. Prices have ruled at the low
est level in three years and whenever
a favorable symptom has developed.
waIranting expectancy of Improvement
something of fortuitous nature has
happened to wipe off the bloom. Sup
ply has been continuously heavy fresh
meat demand has been curtailed by
bad industrial situation and stocks
have accumulated in packers hands
at rate phenomenal even for the mid
winter season. The statement of stocks
made by packers at western points on
Feb l demonstrates that neither pres
eut nor prospective scarcity is warrant
for expectancy of materially higher
prices. Nevertheless, buliish sentiment
of conservative character dominates
both hog market and pit circles. Adj
vancing cost of corn is the princi-
pal bull argument. The price of that
grain is trailing Nheat and feeders are
threatened with the certainty of put
ting S0-cent corn into hogs that may
not be worth 6ls cents at interior load
ing points. To what extent the pres
ent heavy marketward movement
represents liquidation due to foot and
mouth disease, unloading cattle and a
prohibitive feed bill only conjecture is
applicable, but altho hogs are coming
to market fat and heavy many of them
have undoubtedly been shipped earlier
than would have been the case had
prospects been more favorable.--Chi
cage Livestock World
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-02-06
Panama Canal Service Medals.

Correspondence of Associated Pressl
Panama, Jan. 20. Canal service
medals are To be awarded Panama
canal employees in the course of the
next few weeks Orders haze just been
received from he war office that the
list of those who are entitled 20 medals
and service bars must be IN Washing
ton not later than Feb. S.
1t is estimated that this year 100
employees viii be emitted TO medals
while more than 1000 service bars VIII
be given 10 those VINO have received
medals already. Up to December. 1913,
more than 400 service medals mad
been given canal employees.
The medal popularity known as the
Panama Canal Service Medal, bat is
also called the Roosevelt Canal Medal
as it was at President Roosevelts sug-
gestion, made in 1908 while on a visit
10 the istnmus. that the idea OF q
medal was adopted. The medal is given
at the end OF two years service after
which service BAR is attached for ev'
cry two additional years.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-02-06
Prospective Sheep Supply.

y year ago Iowa contained close to
million western sheep and lambs
the marketing of which in evidence
after winter had disappeared. If it
has 90 per cent of last years holdings
that estimate is the limit and by most
people in the trade is regarded as ex-
travagant Minnesota has few extern
sive feeding operations around st.
Paul and Minneapolis. being a chapter
Of trade history. Neither Kansas nor
Nebraska feeding VIII be of the normal
winter volume because feeders We're
not available. Northern Colorado is
feeding on a large scale. but the state
as whole will be light, owing to con-
traction in the southern section. In
the western feeding sections of minor
Importance there will not he sufficient
TO mitigate scarcity. The statement is
not open to dispute that receipts at
western markets during the first half
of the year VIII show an enormous
shrinkage compared with the CORE
spending period OF l9l4.-Livestock
World