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The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

Ugh! Calomel makes you sick. It's horrible! Take
dose of the dangerous drug tonight and tomorrow you
may lose a days work.
Calome Is mercury or quicksilver which causes
necrosis of the bones. Calomel when it comes into
contact with bile crashes into it. breaking it up
This when you feel that awful and cramping
If sluggish and "al knocked out, If your liver
is torpid and bowels constpated you have headache,
dizziness coated tongue if breath is bad stomach
sour just try spoonful of harmless Dodsons Liver
Tone tonight
Here's my guarantee-Go to any store and get 90
cent bottle of Dodsons Liver Tone. Take spoonful
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
ON HIS WAY HOME
Passenger Had Cause for Con-
slant Smile.
Inconvenience of Travel Unable to
Affect Him, and Disappointment
in the End Must Have Been
Extreme.

His was the only smiling face on
the train. The other passengers held
on to the gritty, ex-red. plush seats
and prayed that the quaking coach
might not be rent asunder before they
reached the main line. 1t seemed
forlorn hope, for brakebeam or some
thing underneath, aided and abetted
by the mperamental track. ham
mered so ferociously at the floor that
dissolution of both ear and occupants
seemed a matter OF minutes.
Among the countenanees that de-
picted every motion from Indignation
to trepidation he smiled. When the
engine came to a wheezy stop on
side track to let a calmly deliberate
freight train amble by he smiled.
When the shades of night had been
pulled clear to the bottom with COM
parative civilization and food still
somewhere beyond. he kept On smil-
ing.
He must have felt that such be-
havior called for an explanation, for to
the sufferer across the webbing aisle
he unburdened himself He had to e1e-
yate his voice several times before it
reached the level demanded by branch
line conversation.
Been out five weeks this time, he
impaired, when his vocal chords had
finally bested the brakeman. Yep,
been clear to Winnipeg. but I'm going
TO be home in the morning.
Then the secret came out,
I'm getting in a day earlier coming
across this way" he eonfded mighty
bum connections tonight, but it's
worth it to surprise the wife. You see
the smile became radiant-"this is
my first long trip since I've had one.
All the rest of the Gathering way,
his smile never faltered 1t went into
eclipse scarcely ten seconds when the
station agent at the junction point In
formed him that, in spite of what he
may have heard, the train for Kansas
City did not pick up a sleeper there.
Yes. it did look as if he would have
to stay up until three o'clock-that is.
it would be three o'clock if the train
were on time.
In the lunch room, as shrunken as
the oranges in it's windows, the smile
came back strong.
'Look at that lemon pie" He pointed
decisively, only to grow philosophical
in the next breath Lemon pie can be
the best or the worst stuff on earth.
That looks like the worst. I'll have
the best when ! get home. Lord, I'm
sick of hotel cooking. But just think,
I'm going to eat breakfast at home In
the morning"
His smile was undaupted as he wan
dered up the disgruntled street A dis
pirited picture show and magazine,
honored only for its age, made little
impression on the seven hours of
waiting. When the train came he
smiled sleepily as the Pullman con-
ductor gave him all his change in sill
YER At daylight he was awake. He
hung an eye over the window sill and
viewed complacently the barren land
scape in the dreary dawn
1t seemed an inordinately long way
from the station home He bounded up
the front steps and barely nodded to
the next door neighbor who was
sweeping off her front porch.
why. | thought you weren't coming
in wisp of hair. That's what your
wife said when she went over to her
mothers last night for a visit
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
TAKES THE PLACE OF
DANGEROUS CAL0MEL
New Discovery Dodsons Liver Tone Acts Like Caome' b
Doesn't Gripe, Saivate or Make You SIck-Don1 Lose
Days Work Harmless Liver Medicine for Men,
Women Children Read Guaranteed

and if it doesn't sraghten you right up and make you
feel fine and vigorous l want you to go back to the
store and get yoGr money Dodsons Liver Tone is de-
stroying the sale of caomel because it is real hVer
medicine entirely vegetable therefore it can not sail
vate or make you sick
guarantee that spoonful of Dodsons Liver Tone
will put your sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels of that sour bile and constipated waste which
is cogging your system and making feel miserable
guarantee that bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone will
keep your entire family feeling fine for months. Give
it to your children 1t is harmless; doesn't grippe and
they like its pleasant taste.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
Ghost Waited Too Long.

Joseph Barker was killed in battle
at Marietta, Ga, in the Civil war. His
sister. Mrs. Adeline Cravens, succeed
ed to the ownership of his farm. More
than forty years after the soldiers
death his ghost is alleged to have APP
peared to Mrs. Cravens' son Jasper
and informed him that will bequeath-
ing the property to him, Jasper. was in
the possession of neighbor who had
been the soldiers comrade. Sure
enough the neighbor had the long-for-
gotten will, which was produced In
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

these-a meal with bread and butter.
A PURGE of beans or peas is another
satisfying soup
Asparagus Soup.-Take a bundle of
asparagus, cut off the heads and put
them aside for more delicate dish
or to be used as a garnish for the
soup. Cover the shoots, after cutting
in small pieces. with a quart of water;
boil up and drain off the water, throw
ing this away Cover with boiling
sailed water and COOL until the as
paragus is tender. Rub through col
ander, add this to the liquor in which
II was cooked and with a pint of milk
put on to heat. Cook together two
tabiespoonfuls of flour and butter, add
to the heated soup and cook for five
minutes. Serve very hot with crou-
tons
When you have boiled cabbage for
dinner, save the water in which 1t
was cooked for
Celery Soup.-Put two tablespoon
fuis of butter In a saucepan. and when
DuDUiiHg HOT duu slice VI OuiOHs
cook until brown, then add the cab
bage water Ia pint and four good
sized carrots. put through the meat
grinder ffinel Stew gently for an
hour in tightly covered kettle. then
add two tablespoonfuls of butter; put
the PURGE through a sieve. reheat.
season with dash of lemon juice
and salt. and serve piping hot.
Cream Of Celery soup.-This. per
haps is the soup which is the best
liked of all the cream soups. Take
three punches of celery. wash and
cut into small pieces and cook slowly
for half an hour press through a col
ander. using as much of the celery as
can be pushed through. Put this into
a double boiler with a quart of milk.
Cook together three tablespoonfuls
each of butter and -four and add to
the PURGE. Cook until smooth. add
seasoning of salt and dash of paprika.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

farm hand out at the Copeland
ranch. two miles from Globevine. a
Denver suburb, went out to get some
feed for his horse and found big
bull Xix eating breakfast in box stall
He slammed shut the door and made
Mr.. Elk a prisoner AS he ~ft the
barn he saw another elk. also a bull.
streaking away over a hilltop.
The animal the farm hand saw and
the one he captured were honest-to-
goodness elk They were a pair that
escaped from a car at the Denver
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
AGE OF TRADEMARKS
Stand for Superior Quality and
Bring High Prices.
Whatever Is Used 1t Must Be Some
thing to Attract Attention of New
customers-Paste II on
Everything Shipped.

This is an age of trademarks. We
have trade-marked breakfast food
served with trade-marked cream. We
have trade-marked coffee, with trade
marked sugar to sweeten it. We have
trade-marked bread that was made
from trade-marked flour, which in
turn. was grown from trade-marked
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
What Worried Him.

What made you SO nervous while
you were carving the turkey, John?
You never were that way before"
Il just happened to think that the
material was knitting up so recklessly
was worth anywhere from so to rs
cents a pound.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
Trade-Marked and Ready for Select
Trade.

seed. About the only thing we eat
which is not trade-marked is eggs.
Do you get the point, Mr.. Poultry
man? All of these trademarks stand
for superior quality, and bring superb
or prices. If you want to sell your
products at a neat profit. you must let
everybody know how much better
they are than the other fellows. And
the best way to do this is by the trade
mark
1t must be a clever trademark, how
ever. There are so many of them in
the field that only the best attract at
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
M akina the Tour.

do you know your way around Eu-
rope?"
Yes: you can go by way of Spitz-
bergen to the north, or through the
Mediterranean to the south. | don't
blame you for wanting to go around"
Kansas City Journal
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
Hard Matter to Decide.

Polly-Molly seems to realize very
fully the seriousness of getting mar
ried.
Dolly-Yes, the poor girl is just
worried to death. There are 16 girls
who want to be her bridesmaids, and
she can't decide which eight she can
best afford to make enemies Of
Puck
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

In view of the increased quantity
of eggs, some folks are complaining
because the price of eggs is too high.
They forget that the price of chicken
feed was never so high as it is at
present. and the poultrymen must have
good prices for their eggs to come out
even
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
What Affected Her.

Rev Smuggins-Ye seemed awfu'
affeetit by my sermon the day, Mrs.
Donald.
Mrs. Donald-The sermin. Hoch,
no. But if someyin bandit We a cay
enne loZenge instid O. peppermint
yin, ye'd be affected yersel."
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

court. The jury upheld Jasper's title
but the supreme court reversed the
lower court. holding that the ghost
had waited too long and that under
the statute of limitations Cravens had
lost his right to recover.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

will make the day worth while, I
viii play the game today with a warm
heart and cool head. I will smile
when I feel like frowning. I will be
patient when I feel tempted to seeld.
/ viii take personal command of my
self
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
NeEkG EAs,<s4rA-

stockyards There are so more OF
them out there. They are being trans.
ferred from Yellowstone park to gov.
eminent reservations at Estes park
and Aspen, Colo.-Denver (Colo) Dis
patch to Los Angeles Times.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
The Economical Swat.

Surgeon General Blue estimates that
the cost of supporting the fly popula-
ton of the country is $t57 500 600
year. so you see that every time you
swat fly you are really doing some
thing to reduce the cost of living
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

possible, so that
the day may be a
day of rest. If a
roast is to be
served it may be
cooked on Satur-
day and reheated.
The salad may be
Drpnarpd oil nv
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
The Old Excuse.

You ought to know better, my
child, than to pitch into a tipsy man.
Now you've fixed your husband and
he's gone off"
But l didn't know he was loaded"
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

Never Dc IIITUWI q dy.
When stale bread is too
hard for other use, put
in the oven until dry
enough to roll or pound,
then sift and keep in a
glass jar. These crumbs
may be used for eseal-
Hoped dishes, croquettes,
outlets and in buildings,
if soaked long enough.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
Mule Is Easily Broken.

The mule is easily broken. as all
farmers who have handled them will
testify, but it is good thing to get
them used to being handled before
they get too old then they are ready
for the regular work when you need
them.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
=NolCheap =kisser

Perciya1-TIl give you cents for a
kiss.
Penelope-Ill have you to under
stand | am not in the jitney bus bust
ness.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

with sauce as follows. Two table
spoonfuls of flour added to two of
bubbling hot butter, add the juice of
one lemon and enough water to make
q thick sauce. sweeten to taste. This
will serve eight guests.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

more tasty dainty
soup than this if
well prepared
Cream of Pea
Soup.--Drain and
rinse a can of peas,
add a teaspoonful
of sugar. two slices
of -nninn- and cold
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
Forty Minutes Out,

How far cut do you live, old MANI"
We'll, it's twenty minutes from my
station to the city if the train is on
time, and twenty minutes from my
house to the station if I'm on time"
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

Men who look on nature and their
fellow men. and cry that all is dark
and gloomy. are in the right but the
somber colors are reflections from
their own jaundieed eyes and hearts
Oliver Twist
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
Wouldn't Reneat.

Hick-This match won't light
Hike-That's funny. 1t lit all right
a minute ago.-Michigan Gargoyle.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

In France farmers are experiment.
ing with a prolific potato from Uru-
quay which perpetuates with roots
left in the soil.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

InsF sIUInaCH TOT tIIV
Heavier foods which
will follow by warming
it and stimulating the
flow of gastric juices
When soup is given as
a food. taking the place
of other dishes. II
should be prepared with
that end in view. A
lam l. ana of
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

Some men owe their dyspepsia to
weak digestive organs and others to
home cooking.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
Care of Incubator Lamp.

The incubator lamp should be filled
and cleaned every day at noon. This
will give ample time to regulate the
fame by nigf
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
Poetic SIumber.

There's tramp asleep under this
tree
All, an idle of the woods"
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
EquivocaI.

q heard there was a private still
near your place"
That's all moonshine."
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
travelling in Safety.

Smith, you don't own a motor
car why are you wearing goggles?
Smyth-My wife has hatpins.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

$50 you've been making changes at
your broom factory"
.Yes-a clean sweep"
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

If woman laughs at her own trou.
bles she doesn't mean it,
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
TEMPTING DISHES.

Bread crumbs are invaluable in
many dishes. A crust or crumb should
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

Fertility and Viqor.

To obtain good fertility and vigor-
GUS chicks the breeders must have
ample exercise.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

Some people who pretend to be orig
inal are not even good limitations
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

New Jersey has $4,000 widows and
nearly as many bachelors.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
APPETlZlNe DISHES FOR SUNDAY
MEALS.

The meals for Sunday are best pre-
pared largely the day before when
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

Many political boom explodes and
blows itself up.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
GOOD THINGS FOR THE TABLE.

The pea soup is not as often served
as its merits demand as there is no
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

Children who say smart things soon
grow up and are lost in the shuttle.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29

He that hath : trade hath an estate.
and he that hath a calling hath an Of
flee of profit and honor.-Benjamin
Franklin.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
Utility Is Desired.

In the farm poultry flock. utility is
more to be desired than fancy points.
The Monticellonian., 1915-04-29
SOME SOUPS wlTHoW<ME NEAT

The purpose of a s6up at the begin.
ming of meal i5f mainly to prepare
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-04-14
is IN THE 800 CLASS
As IN Optimism Fan Pannentsr Starts
the Season At 1000 Per Cent and
May BE Counted OH TO Hold Up.

ats all In the way We fe.i and
make those around us feel, that's
the solution for Crouch. according
10 r. +. Parmentcr Of the Purmenter
Drug company.
Any number Uf travelling men come
into my store every dny and people
In other walks Of life, he continued
and the one who ls ready to knock
On local conditions Is batting Just
about %" which would Indicate that
Mr.. pnrmcnter II baseball fau They
all tell me that things arc going fine
aud even II | did not think so they
would convert me In II few days And
after nll It's lust the way we feel
about It. II We think We have ne.
conpliShcd q thing to the best ~ our
ability. then we are satisfied and are
happy It's the same way with condi.
tluns We make them and II we are
satisfied with whnt We have done aud
try to do little better things ARE all
right"
Mr. Parmencr spoke " the pOlicy
~ the lpHl Morris Packing company
force which was commented upon in
yesterday Times Say that business
Is good IL the proper spirit aud when
repeated over and over again can have
hut one result and that good one 4"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-04-14
MANUFACTURING
RECORD BROKEN
Census Bureau Cotton Report Shows
Activity In Foreign and Heavy EE-
ports; Effect Of War.

WASHINGTON, April Marked
activity In foreign and heavy exports
were the features Of the statement of
the census bureau cotton report ls-
sued today Manufacturers In Mnrch
used j23,0J9 bales, exclusive of lint
ers, which is u record for monthly
consumption being 5000 bales more
than has been used I'm any month
since the census bureau began col
lecllng the monthly statistics two aud
n half years ago.
Cotton exports amounted to los
5i3 bales, or almost double what they
we're IN March last year The months
exports brought the total for the first
eight months Of the cotton year, be-
ginning In August up to GGs9,6l3, or
l,2i6,462 bales under last years cN-
ports for the same period.
The wars effect ON cotton exports
Is indicated In Germanys taklngs.
which for the eight months have been
2i2.6Ol bulrs against 2.4l3Tl2 for the
same period Of last year. France has
irken less than half the quantity she
took last year but Italy has more than
doubled her cotton imports from the
United States Great Britain, imports
were 10000 bales less than the same
period last year All other countries
took 2l9aGN5 bales against l1O6O20
hule, la last years period
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-04-14
THANKS, NOT DRlNKlN'
That's What Premier AsQuth Wants
Members Of Parliament to Say; FOL
lowing Lead Of King George.

LONDON. April IA. When purlIa
mcnt reasScmgcd today. Lewis uar
court. secretary NJ state FOR the colo
niles promised the dominions would he
consulted fully I'm regard IN the terms
of peace
Harold J Tenant, parliamentary
under secretary uf war. made the an
nOuurcmrut there had been 1916 pro.
motions To commissions from the ranks
since the beginning of the war lie
also said beer was the only lntuxicant
now permitted iu The csuteens and
that II WAS not the intention OF the
authorities To prohibit It's sale
Announcing that the British foreign
office had requested the American
ambassador In London tu telegraph to
the American ambassador In Berlin
to find out what truth there was IN
the reported German reprlsals, Neil
Primrose, parliamentar, under.secre
tOry for foreign affairs. added.
~ thls report he true we rHn only
hope THESE prisoners are beina treated
NJ well NJ ARE the crews captured IN
submarines IN this country"
Premier Asuulth announced that the
house would only slt for three days
work he also stated that the mem
hers ought to follow the lead Of Kinr
George and abstain from alcohol
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-04-14
BRUTALITY NOT
TRUE HE SAYS
Telegraph Operators Get Sufficient
Relief According TO Western Union
Official; Have Checklists.

CHICAGO, April IL G.. II. McEl-
reuth Il trlrgrupher employed IN the
International News service at Detroit,
testified today before the United
States commission on Industrial re
lntiuns that the commercial telegraph
companies maintain blacklist.
Il am on It because am union
man he said, and added he Is sure
the list Is Interchangeable between
the Western linton aud the Postal
Telegraph companies.
Many mcu huyc been driven from
the country In this way" said the
witrcss, while others have obtained
work by using an ulias. These latter,
however usually urc discovered In
time"
do blacklisted men ever obtain re-
instatement" asked Frank Walsh,
chairman " the commission
Yes, by surrcnderlng their man.
hood by surrrudcriug their union
cards replied McElreath
T. W Carroll. superintendent OF
traffic of the western division of the
Western Union, was the next witness.
Chairman Walsh asked him to testify
about the hours aud bonus system
Relief is given twice Il day for M
teen minutes said Mr. Carroll II
was surprised 10 hear of sO.called
brutality In withholding relief"
The witness gave the wages of six
hundred Chicago uegrupherS ns typ
cal All except fifty ARE paid from
$40 10 800 II month more than half
~ these receiving $40 or SSi. Three
operators earn 500 monthly.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-04-14
HOLD BRIDGE MEETING
Minco and NJ Reno Citizens Hear
Suggs Talk On Plans and Materials
for Proposed Canadian Structure.

MlNCO, Ok, April II An enthusl.
astic meeting attended by business
men Of this city aud HI Reno, and cit
liens contiguous To the Meridian rond
between here and IN Reno was held
In this city Yesterday to consider the
building " 100 foot bridge across
the South Canadian river The bridge
viii hc constructed with funds FUR
nishcd by Grady and Canadian cuun
ties The question " whether or not
the bridge will be- N steel. aud n II
will be- Il suspension bridge was not
decided, but the unanimous sentiment
was that the structure will be real
ity soon
Sidney Suggs. state highway com
missioner was present aud spoke uu
the various plans aud material 10 be-
used In constructing bridges The
commissioner said that all he desired
was that the bridge be- substantial iu
compliance with the law
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-04-14
WANT TO MOVE BELL
Passage Of Ordinance Wanted by Phil.
adelphia Council to Ship Liberty"
TO Frisco Fair.

PHILADELPHIA, April IA de
tcrninrd effort will be made at to
morrow's council meeting to pass an
ordinance permitting the removal Of
the liberty bell from Independence
Hall To the Pennsylvania building at
the San Francisco exposition, where
Il will be- exhibited until the close Of
the fair Mayor Blankenberg and al
dermanlc leaders favor the movement
Heretofore the proposition has been
oppOaed mainly because patriotic or
der and bodies Of women who fear
that the relic might be destroyed in a
railroad wreck or some other accident.
Now those fayOring the exhibition
have secured the support Of Admiral
Dewey and General Miles.
The distinguished Officers argue
that because ~ conditions In Europe
this is good time to stir up patrl
otir sentiment among Americans and
that nothing would have greater In.
flucucc la this direction than "A trip
across the continent " the bell which
proclaimed liberty throughout the
land 1870 years ago.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-04-14
DAY Of OVATION
FOR NEW CHIEF
Solid People of City lhrOng PO-
lice Headquarters To IA.
press Assurance.
No CHANCE FOR WORK TODAY
W. b. NiChSlS Has Filed His
Bond And viii Clear The Deck
Fer Action Tomorrow.

only a few men know how Il feels to
be- chief Of police lu Oklahoma City.
for there hulr mot been man, I'm that
POSITION. lNt william B. Nichols Is
finding uut today. lie Is for that reu
,uu the busiest man In the pll,.
chief Nichol, is mot u, uu,Uy en-.
mgpd todn, iu the department for the
suppression Of crime IA. nr +. shaking
hands with the dozens of friends who
pu to fine pulIrr station tu congratulate
him. All dn, thr rnirr, office wa,
filled with Visitor, and their ouI, pur
pose was ro shake nnnd- WITH him. TIA,
new chief of police probably did not
know hr had -o many friends.
Among those who went to the police
station today pu congratulate Nichols
un hi, appointment us chief Of police
were business and professional mcu.
ministers. teachers mud citizens who
have reason tu baIr,r that his ap