The Glenwood post., 1915-10-16
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Kind of tough On John AcGrxw.
But such is life-nOt always honey,
70 win pennAnt and grab the Dsney.
Hard work may be Natures greatest
asdieine, but, like su medicine, it is
very bitter to tie slsst Of ".
"Hou Do yeu think Of al the thiAss
yss write in your eolumn," We were
asked. We doa I think. Ii We did we
ws.A aot - pss.diss cut this picked
stuff
What tsrribls things demon rum il
esPsbls Of doing. fss issta.ss, The
following story is An example: In .
esrtais heass . most tiDid mouse lived.
In this house one day there eans jag
ef Pink River Rye that vas slsss In
asas way And the esDtents Qillsa over
the floes. At nid.ight (fss ssssis e.
fset) this tinid little mouse cane ferth,
sai1sA IL awful vhisky, liked It In
osassly, 81 bs0as - fill - q
rapid rate sf speed In tAs aiAsG sf
chs tsrsihls sss.s wAsssia dsnb bsast
lsws1 tA.s4 - iaitaAs oass aaa, ssft
Pets o. tAs floor sAovs ave fsstA
clue tAss tAs faisAfsl alnily - ~
- As4y. fhs nssss hstsesA, tAss
stasdiAg up in defiance, pss>sA ~ ~
tls breast With Mighty thaAs, asa With
. squeaky, bsastful s%usak, sxelainsl:
'Bri,s On yosr dar,sA ~ sstsi"
Irony of fate: A hons msreAaat
having . mail order tombstone placcd
over his grave. f."
Safety First Buttons Worn by
Wilson Men," was = headlise in the
Denver Times that attracted our At
tention. Well, how about ten-penny
nails! This useful bit Of hardware has
been a safety first button for . long,
long time to many = man and boy OF
the glorious west In days gone by.
And = few are used and appreciated
greatly at the present time by those
who are 50 unfortunate - to lose .
suspender button, and are either single
or otherwise.
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to those who have wives that have lost
The Art Of sewing on an ordinary but
ton.
What can be more pathetic than tue
sight of an extra fat man, trying to tie
his lace shoes on ippery sidewalk !!
With potatoes down to 35e, 45c and
soc hundred, and sacks costing &c,
picking costing Sc, surely the grower
has q hard proposition to make any
sort of profit on his murphies this year.
1t is only a costly example showing
that q ranchmzn cannot depend on Que
single crop to bring home the bacon !;
there must be variety in the crops of
tAs western ranchman. He can't ex-
pect to play hand with potatoes.
There should be handy ace in the way
Of alfalfa to draw from; few pigs
make = nice straight, or some few head
of cows and horses to enable him Ia
discard poor hand and slip in q royal
flush on his sly partner in trade-the
commission man-who will bluff with =
pair of measly duces, in the way of
"no market for your stuff talk and
make a go of it, nine times out of ten,
even though the ranchman has = royal
flush and plenty of aces to draw from
in the way of grain, spuds and cattle.
Jealous husbands and the average
driver of autos are in the same boat
when it comes to certain traits, mani
Tested in both of them, in 72 point
type with red ink. The first blames
his wife for all his troubles, even
though it be that his cigar does not
draw we'll, and the latter jumps to the
conclusion that the carbureter 10 to
blame for his motor troubles, be it .
eloeysd gas pips or . lsaly inner tube,
Invariably, both these members Of the
boob family get themselves in peck
Of trouble trying to adjust their trou-
Of ten the wife or the carburetor has
nothing to do with their happiness,
skidding and landing into some way
side ditch.
A man falls in love with the hope