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The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-02-25
Jingling Jokelets
Joyfully Jibed

To go about your biz
With a melancholy phiz,
Is a sin.
If you want to make things go,
The only way l know,
Is to grin.
She-(Sobbing)-Men never appre-
ciate a woman once they have secured
her.
Observation-Disclosures, l notice
men take more interest in other mems
widows than in their own.
Animals cannot reason"
did you ever try to argue with d
bull-dog?"
"Of course not"
"Then try it. He soon catches on,
and is quite capable Of holding his
own"
The old question is being buffeted
from pillar to post. when does an
amateur become a professional"
It seems to be when he is found out.
O O q
No, II Was Not Raining
A lady entered one of our stores the
other day with a small baby in her
arms. and meeting a male friend OF
the family asked him to hold the in
FAINT while she made some purchases.
After being gone the better part of an
; hour, she returned and in order to
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-02-25

snow her appreciation of the kindness,
invited him to go into the confection.
cry and have an ice cream soda with
her, mo, thanks" he said, II am
not dry"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-02-25

Alexander Light, actor and theatri.
cal promoter, has gone bankrupt in
Milwaukee, and his ~"supers" threaten
him with violence if he does not pay
them. But how can they hope for any
thing from the Light that failed?-St.
Paul Dispatch.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-02-25

Try a Popular Want,
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-02-25

Mother-You should never put O.
till tomorrow what ear be done today
Son-Well we better eat up the res
of that mince pie tonight, hadn't we
Omaha daily bee., 1915-02-27

Get competent help through The Bee.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-02-27
Omaha Man Sells
$5,0O0,000 Bond
to Packing Firm

LyAne d. Upham. agent in Omaha for
the Fidelity and Deposit company OF
Maryland. extended his field OF solicita-
tion to Chicago Thursday, made a visit
TO that city and returned 20 Omaha with
the record OF having sold the Cudahy
Packing company a 100000 security
bond. Mr.. Upham invaded Chicago with
the express purpose OF winning that bond
and despite keen competition from seven
other companies and their New York and
Chicago experts. he proved that real
sseed Is western virtue by landing the
contract The premium on the S.OOOOO is
sse.ooo covering the period OF three years,
during which time the bond will be in
force. Mr.. Upham just took over the
agency for the Fidelity and Deposit com
pany Of Maryland the first OF the year
and, II is quite a credit TO him TO land
such a big contract 50 quickly.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-02-27

THE sUBTERRANEAN BROTHER
HOOD. BY Julian Hawthorne. S29 PIP
NO. Mcbride. Mast & Co.
The author OF this picture OF prison
life Is veteran Journalist who brought
to tho present task human sympathy aud
understanding that simply cannot be de-
MED Its claim 20 attention is its force
ful plea for deceney in prison admins
tration.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-02-27

LITTLE SIR GALAHAD. BY Phoeb,
cray u.So. small, Maynard & Co.
An interesting story with it's messag,
OF help and loving sympathy, which will
appeal TO the heart OF every reader. l
Is an Influence for good, and the faith Of
the little hero OF what II meant TO be !
Galahad knight is most convincing an,
touching
Omaha daily bee., 1915-02-27
DR.. Bessey of Nebraska Dies;
One of Worlds Noted Scientists

LINCOLN. Feb It.-Charlcs r. BcsFev.
dean of the Industrial college Of the Jni-
vcr4ity OF Nebraska and for moro than
thirty years identified with the uniycr-
sity. twice as it's acting chancellor. dind
here last night OF heart trouble lie served
for one term as pr, s'dcnt ~ the American
Society for the Advancement Of Science,
and was regarded as ono OF the leading
authorities on questions Of botany and
horticulture. lie was 20 years Of age.
Or. Besscy had been professor Of botany
at the university since ISL lie was born
on a farm near Milton. in Wayne county.
Ohio. May q. 1876. lie was graduated
from the Michigan Agricultural college
with the degree Of y Sc. in 1862 Three
years later he secured his masters Ie-
gree at the University OF Iowa The de-
gree OF L. J.. u. was conferred on him
In 1895 by Iowa college. lie studied with
Or Asa Gray at Harvard. 1923. lSI5-6
lie married Miss Lucy Atherrn OF West
Tisbury, Marthas Vineyard, Mass., in
1879. From 1870 to 1854 he was professor
Of botany at Iowa Agricultural college.
For a time he was acting president lie
was acting chancellor at tho University Of
Nebraska 1881 and 1899 1900
Dr. Besscy was member OF the
Botanical sociey OF America. fellow OF
the American Society for the Advance
mont Of Science. member OF Torrcy
Botanical club. Internationale dcs Bot
ANTS. National Geographical society. So
ciety for the Promotion Of Agricultural
Science, wild Flower Preservation so
ciety. American Forestry association. Ne
braska Teachers association. Nebraska
Art association. Nebraska Horticultural
society. Nebraska Park and Forest assoc
citation. Phi Beta Kappa and Sigma NJ
Dr. Besscy was botanical editor OF
Omaha daily bee., 1915-02-27

American Naturalist, Of Science. John
SORTS Encyclopedia. lie was author Of a
Geography Of Iowa, Botany for High
Schools and Colleges. Essentials OF Bot
any, Plant Migration Studies. Elementary
Botany Elementary Botanical Exercises
and other text books Of botanical science
Dr. Besscy was one Of the earliest ad-
vocatcs, II not the first. Of removal Of
the university campus 20 the state farm
surviving. besides Mrs Bcsscy arc two
sons. Dr Carl and Dr. Ernest Bessey
Omaha daily bee., 1915-02-27
LORD LISTER HOSPITAL
BUILDING CHANGES HANDS

The Omaha Maternity and General
hospital formerly known as the Dcllone
hotel, fourteen street and Capitol avenue.
has now been sold, the transfer being
made to Mrs Margaret A. Henry 1t is
now known as the Lord Lister hospital
The price paid is 5000
The purchasers have hll lease on tie
building for some time. end have been
operating it as hospital In the mean
tine. since toe first OF the year they
have been spending Il 'Toat Zeal Il
money in remodeling the interior. Now
that the purchase has bcal made the
ef.oits at compile ing INC remoJofng will
be redoubled ana wlthu Cuw months
all the remodellny is u ba completed. he
remodeling IS TO cost 40 nut $1,000
Omaha daily bee., 1915-02-27

which Indians stlll lurkcd, to his position
today I'm tho foremost rank OF active
American surgeons. lie has been farmer,
woodsman, Confederate soldier, cotton
planter. cattle buyer, medical student.
river pilot, building contractor, land
spoculator telegraph operator. doctor,
twice president Of the New York
Academy Of Medicine and founder Of the
New York Polytechnic. Er. Wyeth's pic
lures Of the south before the civil war
OF the life on the plantation, are valuable
contributions To history.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-02-27
DAD OF WESTERN
HORSES FOR THE WAR ZONE

The Union Paeifie-Roek Island Il hand
ling train OF twenty-five cars. carrying
coo horses. that are routed 70 the war
zone Of Europe. The shipment comes
from Waila Walia. Wash. The horses
were bought IN Oregon aud Washington.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-02-27
COUNTY GETS BILL FOR
BURIAL or GONZALES

The Arthur Furniture company q
Seribner has sent a bill TO Douglas
count for &c. ailesed expenses for the
burial Of one Ignacia Gonzales. who was
killed az SeribheF during a fight with Of
ficers. several OF whom were from
Omaha. The county expects 20 refuse 20
pay u.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-02-27
Keep no,reI. ReEuIar.

Nothing better than DR.. Kings New
LIE Pills for constipation. indigestion ana
faur stomach Get bottle. Only &c
Advertisement
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-10-21
SHE
COULD DIE
And Be Free From Her Trouble,
BUT Finds Better Way.

Columbia, Tenn. -"Many a tIme,"
says Mrs. Jessie Sharp, OF this place,
81 wished 1 would die and be relieved
OF my suffering, from wonlanly troubles.
] could not get up, without pulling al
something to helpt1e, and stayed In bed
most OF the time. ] could not do my
housework.
The least amount Of work fired me
oft. My head would swim, and i would
tremble for an hour orsmore. Finally, 4
took Cardui, the wonian's tonic, and I
am not bothered with pains any more,
and ] don't have to go to bed. In fact,
lam sound and well Of allmy troubles. !"
cardui goes 10 all the weak spots and
helps 10 make them strong. ltacts with
natnre-not against her. II Is for the
tired, nervous, irritable women, who feel
as II eyerything were wrong, and need
something to quiet their nerves and
strengthen the worn-out system.
Ifyou are a woman, suffering from any
OF the numerous symptoms Of womanly
trouble, take cardui. 1t will help you.
at all druggists.
y,ts e: Chattanooga Medicine Co. Lade!
1900 spy your as saa s4psss soof ae%:
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-10-21

from Dantzig to Walsingham and then
one night he turned his ankle.
when he was able to get up again
the public had fiocked to another fav-
orite and he entered an Endurance
Dancing Carnival and tried to waltz
himself to death but failed. So now
he Is playing the cabarets-three an
afternoon and six at night.
A statistician has figured out that
there Is now one automobile for every
iforty-four persons in this state and
Louis II: Chalif has figured out that
when the owner takes three persons
as passengers there are only forty per-
sons left to run over.
! Joseph Welland wanted to go back
to Sing Sing. He stole something from
a junk shop in West Broadway and
told the policeman about it but the
fltnty-hearted proprietor refused to
make complaint.
Many persons are wondering what
the article was that could have been
so valueless. Some have guessed that
1t was one THOSE home bootblacking
outfits that every economist buys once
in lifetime and still others have
guessed 1t was a patent trouser
creaser.
But the real mystery has not been
disclosed.
Morris Hornfeld, truck driver, who
will become Morris Horn IL he be-
comes famous, has been taken up by
Milton Aborn, the impressario and
opera producer, who thinks the sing
ing truck driver is find.
The truck driver knows nothing Of
music, cannot read note but those
who have heard his voice says he is a
second Caruso 1t would keep man
busy keeping track of these second
Carusos.
There are as many of them as there
ARE Sarah Bernhard farewells.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-10-21
MESSAGE IS SENT
TO SPIRIT BY
EMPEROR
Memorial is Dispatched, Ac-
cording to Custom, to De-
ceased Marquis Inouye.

TOXIC. Oct. 21.-Emperor Yoshi-
hito has sent the following message.
to the. spirit Of the late Marquis
Inouye, one of the last Of the genro,
or elder statesmen, who died Septem-
Der L:
Thou, our loyal subject, in the
cause Of the Imperial Throne. devot-
ed thy best efforts to the restoration
of the Imperial regime. to the broad
ening of the foundations of the EN-
pire by advocating foreign inter-
course such as the times demanded;
to the enforcement of the prefecture
al system OF administration, and to
the consolidation Of the Empires
economic and financial basis, not de-
tered in these efforts by any diff
culties however great. This loyal
and gallant service was faithfully
maintained to an advanced age.
Now thou art no more. and our grief
knows no bounds. We hereby dis
patch a messenger to offer thee our
| profound coincidence"
PompOus Funeral.
The famous geno was given an i'm
posing public funeral, thousands Of
people from all walks Of life crowd
Ing into one OF the parks of the city
where Buddhist services were held.
The emperor sent military guard of
honor, and besides sending a mes
sage Of eulogy made offerings. full
filling Japanese custom, Of five rolls
OF white silk and several wreaths.
The passing of Marquis Inouye.
\ -
men. has raised the question OF
whether Premier Count okuma will
not be called upon later to enter the
dwindling little band Of men who are
more than ever the power behind
the throne" Okuma and Inouye
were fast friends although they
sometimes clashed on national polf-
cies.
Invaluable Service.
Prince Ito Is gone,,1' said the pre-
mier to the correspondent, "and now
Inouye is no more" He went on:
"Onouye had a temper. and he Gre
ated unnecessary enemies but at
heart he was thoroughly kind-heart-
ed and sympathetic. He was man
of invincible determination. He
hated some Of these superficial So
called 'high-collar' men. Neverthe-
less he was liberal in his ideas. and
contributed invaluable service to his
country in the great progressive
movement of the Meiji Era" 4
The premier related with touch
OF humor how he and Countess
okuma were responsible for the mar
rage Of the Marquis and Warehouses
1nouye. THE countess" said the
premier, made the prospective BRIDE
groom promise that he would love his
wife dearly. This was committed to
writing and the late Prince Ito and
the present Marshal Prince Yamaeata
acted as witnesses. This precious
document is still in the hands Of
Countess okuma-'
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-10-21

japanese sugar cane makes excel.
lent sugar, and isaalso Of great value
in feeding stock. Twenty-seven tons
OF this can can be raised on one acre
of ground.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-10-21

Louis Untermeyer, one of Gotham;s
best poets, has been writing of a
young dancer well known to Broad
way. 1t seems that in the queer
twistings Of a delayed adolescence the
boy came to New York to study the
classics He began to neglect Terence
for the tango and Livy for Lillian
Lorraine and was Just beginning to
wear his dinner Jacket in that care
fully careless manner when his father
died bankrupt.
He was thrown upon his own re-
sources and found he had not any SO
he became chorus man. The dance
craze came along and swept him into
the heights. He has become a teacher
most exclusive and his name is IN
electric lights six feet high. The clip
pings he collected would have reached
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-10-21
FIRST NoTIcE 70 CREDITORS.

In the District Court OF the United States
for the Northern District Of West Virginia.
L In BE. Banks Construction Company,
Bankrupt. In Bankruptcy.
Company, Of Clarksburg. in the County Of
Harrison. and District aforesaid. Bank
rupt:
Notice is hereby given that. on the 18th
day Of October. 1915. the said Banks Con:
struction Company was duly adjudicated
ltantrrnt. and fine first meeting Of their
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-10-21

During the ten-year period ending
in 1909. on all the railroads OF Great
Britain and ireland only one passen.
ger was kille for every ~ 600 900
carrie.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-10-21
I IN ) 81 81 $50 V.

NEW YORK. Oct. 21.-since China
town fails to glitter Summing parties
now invade the heart OF Harlem's
Little Africa. There are $4,000 negroes
IN Little Africa and most OF them re-
sent the dives that have sprung up
there and especially. do they resent
tie summers.
/; The notorious Baron wilkins. once
Proprietor Of hellish dive in the
fenderloin now runs a place at 18th
street and Seventh avenue. The so
called Bohemians who like color in
their night life now go to Little Africa.
The dancing there smacks of the
Orient The other night crowd of
summers were caught in raid.
| The men in the party wore evening
clothes and some were said to be
persons we'll connected in the financial
and commercial districts. The women
were apparently Of the better class
and many were OF the small town type
in town to see the sights and fnd
something to be duly shocked at.
These got the shocks all right, only
ahead Of time.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-10-21

The Princess theater, which used to
rival the Polo grounds as home Of
horrors. will be the scene IA prem
iere caller THE Mark Of the Beast
Although the scenes OF the play are
laid near Hoboken, 1t is understood
that the piece is not a comedy.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24
tConcluded on Page Four)



The regular business session of the
w. C. T. u was held yesterday aft
ernoon at the Baptist church, the
president, Mrs. T. E. Bridges in the
chair.
After devotional exercises, minutes
Of last meeting were read and ap-
proved. After report from treasurer,
the purity and art superintendent
was heard from and portrait of
Miss Francis z. Willard was ordered
to be placed in the North Ocala
school A pledge Of $3.50 was donat-
ed toward making Miss Minnie E.
Neal state president, a life member
of the National w. C. T. U. Extracts
from the Union Signal were read by
Mrs. John l.. Edwards The union
viii hold a parcel post sale and straw
berry supper at the armory Friday
evening from $50 to 10 o'clock. On
April 10th, they will give a w. C. T.
u. social at the Baptist church with
a choice literary program followed
by delightful social half hour, to
which all their friends are cordially
invited. In May they will give a pic
mic for members and friends. The
union holds two meetings per month,
one under the charge of a department
superintendent and regular business
meeting, the latter to be held the
fourth Sunday in each month
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24

eliminated from their presence
Then, too, s. S. s. has such specific
stimulation on these local cells as to pre-
serve their mutual welfare and a proper
relative assistance to each other.
In avery brief time S. S. s. has the
reeonstructive process 50 under control
that remarkable changes are observed. All
eruptive places heal, mysterious pains and
aches have disappeared and from head to
foot there is a conscious sensation Of re-
red health.
som tie fact that S. S. S. is purely
Il botanical preparati ton, it is accepted by
the weakest stomach and has great tonic
! influence. Not one drop of drugs or
minerals Is used in its preparation. Ask
for S. s. S. and insist upon having It.
And if you desire skfllful advice upon any
matter concerning the @blood and skin
write to The Swift Specific CO., 205 Swift
! lsldg. Atlanta Ga. Do not allow some
jealous clerk to larrup the atmosphere In
/ etoauence over something Just as good
- S. 81 S. ssevgare or all counterfeits.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24
Srengt, Power, Accompishrnen are an TYnied IN S. s. s.

Some blood disorders become deeply
rooted In the glands and tissues. and the
mistake IL made OF resorting to drastic
drugs These only aggravate by causing
other and worse troubles. a host of peo-
pie know this to~be true They know
from painful experience.
To get right down into where the blood
Is vitiated requires S. S. S. tie greatest
blood purifier ever discovered
This remarlable- remedy contains one
ingredient, the active purpose of which is
to stimulate the tissues to the healthy
selection of its own essential nutrirnent
and the medicinal elements of this match
less blood purifier are just as essential to
well balanced-heaith as the nutritious
elements OF the meats. grains, fats and
sugars or our daily food
Not only this, but If from the presence
Of some disturbing poison there Is a local
or general interference OF nutrition to
cause bolIs, carbuncles. Assesses and
kindred troubles, s. s. S. so directs tire
local cells that this poison Is rejected and
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24
PAYING MERCANTILE
BUSINESS FOR SALE

A splendid mercantile business, in
cluding groceries, furniture, drygoods,
ete., in large country town, with fine
surrounding territory, for sale at a
bargain. VIII invoice about $4,000
but can be reduced if party does not
want to invest that much. Did $685.
900 business last year. Owners
health is failing and must get out. If
interested, call on or write the Ocala
Star. sat-3-24-4t'
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24
Epworth League Entertainment

On account Of the Chautauqua the
Epworth League did not hold its St.
Patrick social last week but viii in
stead give on Irish evening in his
honor next Friday evening at Phi
Sigma College followed by a social
hour with Easter features. The ek-
ercises win begin promptly at 7:30
and all Ieaguers and all friends of the
league are cordially invited to be
present.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24
Parcel Post Sale

Friday, March 26th, a parcel post
sale viii be held at the skating rink
under the auspices Of the ". C. T. u,
beginning. at o'clock. In connection
with the sale an old fashion straw
berry festival will also be held. The
sale viii take place promptly at
o'clock, and the packages viii be sold
for 10 cents, each containing an ar
ticle of that value. The public is cor
daily invited to attend.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24
UNCLASSIFIED ADS
WANTED, LOST. FOUND, FOR
SALE, FOR RENT AND SIM
LIAR LOCAL NEEDS

FOR RENT -Six-room house on S.
Fourth street; electric lights, hot
and cold water and bath complete
Apply to Miss Rena Smith at the
Haycraft Millinery. 16-14t i.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24
Raptigt Missionary Society

The regular monthly meeting of the
Woman's Missionary Society will be
held tomorrow Thursday afternoon
at 3 o'clock in the church annex. Sub
ject, 'The New Patriotism" All are
cordially invited to attend.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24

z Snowden Of Orlando, a resident of
Ocala many years ago, was elected
End vice president. The 1915 meet
ing will be held In Orlando.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24
Wildcats VIII Play Cathedral

Friday afternoon the Wlrcats viii
90 to Leesburg to play the basket bail
team Of the Cathedral school, of Or
lando.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24

FOR SALE-Large white chrysan-
themum plants, 80 cents per dozen.
Mrs. P H. Gillen, No. 1 South Fifth
street. 24-tf-*
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24

FOR RENT-Six room couuage on
Tuscawilla street between primary
and high schools. Apply to Mrs.
R. D. Fuller. 6-tf
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24

". X. Lane. NJ ~, PhysIcfan and
Surgeon, spccIaiist Eye, Ear, Nose
and Throat. Law Library Building.
Ocala. Fla.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24

Mr.. and Mrs. ~. II. Warner Of Al
bion, Mich, are visiting at the En-
Dire with Mr. and Mrs. B. B. Baum.
Mr.. and Mrs. Warner have been at
Belleview this winter Mr.. Baum and
Mr.. Warner will go on the Homosassa
short to Crystal River this afternoon
and visit Mr. Baum's brother. VI. Fl.
Baum for few days.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24

A Star readere was in receipt last
night Of letter from cousin who
resides on the western shore of Scot
land, and in writing at length Of the
present turmoil, said: "This is an
awful war. Even where we are we
feel it very much; mines floating
about, some coming ashore. just
yesterday one came ashore two miles
west of our house and had to be shot
at to explode it. The sound was ter
rife, smashing the rocks on which it
rested to powder. Submarines also
pass up and down our coast"
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24

FOB SALE-one well broken and
trained Shetland Pony, wagon and
buggy, with harness, cheap for
cash. ]. d. Rooney.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24

The best fifty cent package of can
dy we have ever offered, Triola
Sweets. Fresh shipment just in at
Gerig's Drug Stores. 23-tf
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24

Rev. w. H. DuBose is the guest of
Mrs. J. G. Glass at the rectory, arriv-
ing last night from South Florida. He
is travelling in the interest Of Fair
mount College, in Tennessee, OF which
he is chaplain. Rev. DuBose for a
number of years was dean of theoI-
.ogy at the University of South at
Sewanee.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24

Mrs. James E. Johnson is the guest
of her sister, Mrs. Robert Sales, in
Tampa.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-03-24

Mrs. G. j. Bitch and son, Master
Hardy Groom, Miss jefferson Bell,
Miss Marguerite Porter and Mr..
Joseph Bell left this afternoon for Mi
ami, taking advantage of the reduced
rates offered on account of the meet
ing of the Florida Press Association.
They will be away a week