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Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29
Picked walnuta

Wipe 100 walnuts, prick with large
needle and put them In Jar, sprin-
king as you lay them In with the fol-
lowing spices. mixed: Cloves. all.
spice. nutmeg. whole pepper and
sliced ginger, OF each an ounce; one.
half pint mustard seed, four cloves OF
garlic and . stick Of horse radisli.
Then add two tablespoonfuls Of salt
and sufficient boiling vinegar to cover
the whole. Cover the Jar and tic
closely. Mothers 9 Magazine.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29
Marriage and Mathematics.

Yes" said the old mathematic ician.
whh a CLEAN in his eyes. I've always
looked at 1t that way Marriage is ad.
dition; when the little ones come II s
multiplication; when dissension looms
up to cloud the horizon Of their happi.
ness it's division. and when the final
parting comes it's subtracti0n!"
And how about divorce?" asked the
listener
"Oh. that would come under the de.
nomination of fractions!"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29
Mint Leaves In Plum Jelly.

This year when you are making
plum jelly, try this plan:
Get some fresh mint, and while the
jelly Is cooking. add some of the mint
leaves to 1t. Pour the jelly into the
glasses 80 that few leaves are In
each. The mint gives a flavor and
point to the jelly that makes It espe-
cially delicious with roast lamb Or
other meat.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

could not stand on
my feet. My sioter-
in-law wished me TO
try Lydia f. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound and my
nerves became firm,
appetite good, step
elastic, and l lost
that weak, tired
feeling. That wns
six years ago and I
have Ind three fpa
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29
Pitiiess,

Some men have no hearts, said
the tramp. I've cen a-tellin' that
feller ] am so dead broke that | have
to sleep outdoors"
Didn't that fetch him." asked the
other.
Nav. He tol me he was a-doin' the
same thing. and. had to pay the doctor
for tellin' him to do it."-Christian
Register.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

Slice cold potatoes. q small onion
and one cold hard-boiled egg into Q
dish and sprinkle a little pepper and
salt over this. Take three table.
epoonfuls Of vinegar. one OF buttae,
one e-Quarter teasp00nful Of mustar1
end heat Il over boiling water. Lst
4 get cold and pour over potatoes.
Prepare In the mornins and serve q
alght
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29
ONLY A FEW PlMPLES
But Many More May Come II You
Neglect Them. Try cuticura Free.

Cuticura Soap and Ointment are
most effective in clearing the skin OF
pimples. blackheads, redness, rough.
ness, itching and irritation as we'll as
freeing the scalp OF dandruff, dryness
and itching. besides satisfying every
want Of the toilet and nursery.
SAMPLE each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Y.
Boston. Sold everywEere.-Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

have been blessed
with good health ever
since my cure. When
the doctors pronoun.
ced my case Bright's
Disease I was in such
O serious condition
chat they could not
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29
Exposed.

And you say you cant imagine how
you get your attack Of hay fever?"
Cant account for II nohow, doc
but, say, come to think, did run a
risk. ] sat next to girl in a car
who carried a copy of When Knight.
hood Was in Flower and suppose |
got a sniff Of the pollen
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29
Treatment Of Sores.

Treatment Of Sores.
Apply HanfOrd's Balsam lightly and
you should find that gradually the sore
will diminish In size. The older the
case the longer It will take. but It will
help the hard cases, after other rem.
edies fail. Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29
CURED OF eRlehT's DISEASE.

Mrs. A. L. Crawford. Medfleld,
Mass. writes: "Dodd's Kidney Pills
cured me OF Bright's Disease. and
am healthy and strong to-day end
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

The brakemen often follow instruc.
tions too closely. Some men should
be permitted to forget their pack.
ages"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

The one thing the average girl can I
understand about every man is why he
doesn't fall In love with her.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29
Saffron Beam.

Il fear that you are inclined to look
on your fellow man with a jaundiced
eye" remarked the altruist.
1T isn't my fault" said the pessi-
mist. MY fellow man shows on an
average such broad yellow streak
that the reflection has affected my
vision"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

Some Office holders get up and howl
about the burden OF holding political
Office, but never think OF resigning.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

Fame is a bubble. but II IL Just a.
we'll to allow someone else to blow
yours for you.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

Life is tircsome enough without Wis
iting your relatives.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

Maids OF honor are those who do
not try to flirt with the bridegroom.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

Few men are able to appreciate get.
ting the short end OF Joke
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

After all, the chief difference be-
tween men and roosters is that men
do their growing during the day.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29
WAS MISERABLE
COULDN'T STAND
Testifies She Was Restored
70 Health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
COMPOUND.

Lackawanna, N. Y. AFTER my first
child was born l felt very miserable and
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

For nail in the foot use Hanford's
Balsam. Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29
Hard TO Tell.

Gibbs-I tell you. no man can fool
my wife.
Dibbs-Then how did you get her +?
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29
One Danger.

Optimist-The world owes me liv,
ing.
Pessimist-Looko out that Il dozen I
declare a moratorium
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

For genuine comfort and lasting pleas.
un use Red Cross Ball Blue on wash day.
All good grocers. Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

Cool a burn with Hanford's Balsam
Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

Time magnifies our good deeds and
diminishes most OF our naughty ones.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

Luck is blamed for a lot OF misfor
tune Of which II is innocent.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

Precaution is better than repent
ance.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

Happy is the home where Red Cross
Bali Blue is used. Sure to please All
grocers. Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

Occasionally little sin grows up
weds and raises big family.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29
Isn't Il So.

What in the world made you marry
him so long as you don't love him?'
oh, that is the easiest way | know
of to get rid OF man.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that It
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29
To cure costiveuess the medicine must be
more than purgatlve; II must contain tonlc,
Alternative and csthartic properties.
TUFTS Pills
possess these quaikies. end speedily restore
to the bowels their natural perista1tlc motion.
% essential 20 regularity.
The Proper Weapon.

The Proper Weapon.
I'D like to drive that old miser to
terms"
Then why not use q screwdriver?"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build 10 The System

Take the Old Standard GROVES
printed on every label. showing i, is
Quinine and Iron in = tasteless form. The
Quinins drives out malaria. the Iron
builds up the system. 50 cents Adv
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

Patience abused becomes fury.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

Pain in the side? Rub on and rub
In Hanford's Balsam thoroughly. Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

First thoroughly aged green.
Proper aging changes the Of the bean mellow,
rich flavor
Next be roasted by under perfect conditions.
Sul roasting the full delacy Of the natural favor.
Unskul roasting spos heavy and
full loss in weight.
Finally, coffee packed that will keep fresh
and protect from outside odors and from moisture.
In Abuckies Coffee you get all these advantages You
thoroughly aged when uy and uniformly roasted;
then guarded from moisture and odo In special sanitary sealed
packages.
you Arbuckes Coffee lately See
ge-how delicious flavor will please and
satisfy Get package TO-DAY.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-09-29

The way OF wise man Ia to bet Q
woman have her own way.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-07-27
Bedtime Stories
For Little Folks
BRUINS PARTY.

One morning in spring, when every
thing looked ready to bloom, Mr.
Bruin said to his wife, Il think, my
dear, we should give a coming out
party"
you are right, my DEAR" as a good wife
should
The woodpecker summoned the
guest, and his knock was answered
at each home with an acceptance.
The night of the party the moon
was shining and the forest was bright
as day. Mrs. Bruin in white cap and
apron could be seen stirring pot
which hung over fire, for she would
not trust the contents to any one.
Il will not have my soup spoiled by
letting some one else stir it," she
told Mr.. Bruin.
1T smells delicious, said a robin
who was feeling chilly in the early
spring air, and he kept close to Mrs.
Bruin, hoping to be served frs.
At last the soup was ready and Mrs.
Bruin put it into bowls for the ami
mails and shallow dishes for the birds.
Then she stood back and watched the
effect her wonderful soup had upon
the guests.
The rabbits put their noses into the
bowls, and quickly withdrew them.
TOO hot said one The squirrels
were more cautious, and shifted at
theirs. The birds, perched on the
edge of their dishes and looked at the
soup and then at the animals, and as
none of them excepting Mr.. Bruin
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-07-27

through the myriad of nerves to deeper sur
faces. the internal organs. And thus n
period of repose must reflect itself not only
in the mind of the mother. but upon the
babe to come.
A point upon which all experienced people
agree is the accepted fact that whatever an
cxpectant mother may do for herself that is
safe. and harmless is bound to encourage
confidence in herself. And as she applies
Mothers Friend" with her own hand when
ever required and just where needed, she
soon learns to forget those apprehensions So
often imaginative.
Young mothers who have used Mothers
Friend" have written to say how rejoiced
they were at the absence of morning sickness.
extreme nervousness, and other dstreSses OF
which they had heard and feared. Get
bottle of Mothers Friend" at any drug
store. Simply apply it over the stomach mus
Giles and rest assured of perfect safety and
comfort day and night. Write to Bradheld
'.uator, 703 Lamar Bldg, Atlanta, Ga, for
- E-HGsome and instructive book.
ADV.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-07-27
# BACK HURTS Use
SALTS FOR KIDNEYS
Eat less meat if Kidneys feel like lead
or Bladder bothers you-Mest
forms uric acid.

Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like the bowels, get sluggish and clogged
and need flushing occasionally, else we
have backache and dull misery in the
kidney region, severe headaches, rheu-
matte twinges, torpid liver, acid stomach,
sleeplessness and all sorts of bladder dis
Orders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
EEL an ache or pain in the kidney
region, get about four ounces of Jad
Salts from any good drug store here,
Jake tablespoonful in a glass of water
before breakfast for a few days and
your kidneys will then act fine. This
famous salts is made from the acid OF
grapes and lemon juice, combined with
lthia, and is harmless to flush clogged
kidneys and stimulate them to normal
activity. 1t also neutralizes the acids
in the urine SO it no longer irritates,
thus ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive;
makes a delightful effervescent lithia-
water drink which everybody should take
now and then to keep their kidneys clean,
thus avoiding serious complications.
A well-known local druggist says he
sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who believe
in overcoming kidney trouble while it is
only trouble.
Adv
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-07-27

seemed to be enjoying it, they decided
not to dip their bills into the steam
ing broth.
1T will be cold if you don't eat it, -
said Mrs Bruin, watching them over
her glasses.
1T will have to be cold before l can
eat it, replied one rabbit.
Mr.. Bruin, however, had finished his
soup and had returned for more, and
Mrs. Bruin FASTENED to fill his bowl.
"How does it taste asked a black
bird, as a rabbit took courage and
| tasted his soup.
Don't like it," he said, turning up
his bill.
Nor l." said a squirrel, wiping his
mouth on leaf.
The robin, however, had eaten his
and was feeling quite warm and chip
! per-
at really is not very tasty" he said,
''but it will warm YOU
Pour it on the ground" said rab-
bit, the Bruins are too busy eating.
They will not see you; that is what
did,
Mr. and Mrs Bruin had their noses
buried IN their bowls land the guests
took the rabbits advice, and slyly
emptied the contents of their dishes
under the table.
Wasn't it nice?" said a squirrel,
swishing his tail over his shoulder
and moving toward the sandwiches.
Eyes, indeed" replied a rabbit, "it
would take the place of new cabbage
with me, l am sure, if / could not get
the cabbage
Just as nice as cherries" remarked
a robin.
"Of course, you all will have some
more" said Mrs. Bruin, hurrying to-
ward them all smiles.
NO, Ho. SdIu SdeH guest, We
really couldn't eat any more"
Just help yourselves said Mrs.
Bruin. 81 think Bruin and | viii
finish the soup"
The guests did not need a second
bidding, for they were hungry.
The guests were sc busy with the
refreshments that they did not notice
Mr.. and Mrs. Bruin, but after while
they heard a noise, and, looking in
the direction from which it came they
saw their host and hostess leaning
against tree sound asleep.
'Well. never. said the squirrels,
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-07-27
STOMACH TROUBLES
E. Ragland Writes Interesting
Letter on This Subject.

Madison Heights, Va. M. Chas. A.
Ragland, of this place, wri,es: 81 have
been taking Thedford's Black Drauel,.
tor indigestion, and other stomach troub-
les, also colds, and find it to be the very
best medicine have ever used.
After taking Black Draught for A few
days, | always feel like new man."
Nervousness, nausea, heartburn, pain
In pit OF stomach, and feeling Of full
ness after eating, are sure symptoms OF
stomach trouble, and should be given the
proper treatment, as your strength, and
health depend very largely .'pon youi
food and its digestion.
To get quick and permanent relief
nom these ailments, you should take
medicine of known curative merit.
Its IS years of splendid success, in r.,
treatment of just such troubles, prove
the real merit o! Thedford's Black
Draught. Safe, pleasant. gentle in action,
and without bad aftcr-effects, it is sure
to benefit both young and old. For sale
EVERYWHERE. Price &c. Nc1u
ADV.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-07-27

sitting up beside the rabbits, while the
birds flew about and twittered. "How
very strange"
1--WE may as we'll go home," said
the squirrels, they will not awaken
until tomorrow, and Mr.. Bruin will
be very cross when he first awakes"
You don't tell me-" said a rabbit,
and away they all scampered, calling
goodnight" to the others as they
ran.
The squirrels followed and the
birds flew into the trees, leaving Bruin
and his wife making the forest re-
sound with their snoring
The next morning Mrs. Bruin was
awake before her husband, and with
out waking him, ran to her Gaze and
began making her morning toilet.
When she finished she went to the
door and called, Are you going to
sleep all day, you lazy fellow"
Bruin opened one eye and looked
about, wondering where he was,
then he opened his other eye and sat
up.
You are nice host" said Mrs
Bruin, you went to sleep and did not
know when your guests departed, and
you snored just awful
Il do not believe | snored," said
Bruin, "but why didn't you awaken
me?"
Because you are so cross when
you are disturbed, and l did not wish
to brighten our guests, so l said good
night for you, and let you sleep. They
thought my soup the best of all the
refreshments, she added
The woodpecker in nearby tree
was listening, and when he heard this
last remark of Mrs. Bruin, he drew
in his head and laughed
well, it will keep her good-natured
to think So" he said, "and we didn't
have to eat it.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-07-27

New York, July 27-Louisa Thorp
Smith, now studying music in this
city, has found way TO be friendly
with her former husband, though di-
vOrced from him. She does not hest
tate to travel with her former hus-
band, and takes her sister along as
chaperone. The mere fact that they
were unsuited as mates has not inter
fered with their great friendship.
Louis Alfred Smith, member Of a
wealthy Illinois family, first met
Louisa Thorp when they were both
music students in Chicago. They vera
married in 1912 and divorced the fol
lowing year in San Francisco. Then
they took trip around the world with
the chaperone sister, and agreed that
in case either party married again the
other one would attend the ceremony.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-07-27
Business Girls
BY FLORENCE E. IODER

helpless relatives are dependent on
them. Would any one deny such a
Woman's right, nay, even her duty to
go out and make what money she can?
Of course there is another class, the
woman who has no income of her own
and who, if she does not marry early
in life, must be dependent on some
male relative for every nickel or car
fare she desires to spend. This wo-
man refuses to marry the first man
who Games along-both her mental
and her moral education has pro-
crossed too far for her to settle down
and become a parasite. The result is
that she sallies forth into the business
world bravely and blithely resolves to
wrest from the community by her la
bors enough money to satisfy her nor
NAL desires
These two classes constitute the
average type of business woman. There
is third type, am willing to admit,
which might answer to the descrip-
ton in the above-quoted gentleman's
letter - 'gum-chewing, tango-loving,
masculine females, short-skirted, limb
showing, painted, powdered, peacock
acting ,peanut-brained apologies for
real women"-but these are not the
army that he states them to be- On
the contrary they constitute such a
small minority as to be almost a neg
hgible quantity and what is more to
the point, this type has it prototype
in large numbers among the good
home girls
Far be it from my intention to dis
parage the home girl But is she not
to be envied rather than lauded? With
all the time that she desires to fix her
clothes up prettily, to pursue her fav-
orite hobby, to attend the many little
social functions so dear to women, her
lot in life is a pleasant one, which
many a tired, peaked business girl
would be glad to take in exchange for
her own, did conditions but permit.
Deep in the heart of every really
and truly" woman lies an ''un-up-root-
able" home instinct. Every woman
dreams some day of the little home
which shall be her very own. Some
times her dream never comes true,
but more often than not it does, and
the matrimonial and divorce special
ists have long ago decided that the
business woman makes better wife
than the home girl, who doesn't know
The value of Znpey or the grind and
competition which are coincident
With earning it.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-07-27

San Francisco, July 27.-In proper
ton to its population, this city pays
more in mothers pensions than any
other city in the United States, accord
ing to Judge Henry Neil of Illinois
who arranged the great Mothers Con
gress which came to a close here to
day. Judge Neil is known as the
father of the mothers pension sys
tenn. He stated that this city dis
Etributed a trifle more than $500, 00C
during the past year to mothers who
have dependent children The con
gress was held at the Exposition. and
brought together many earnest advo
Gates of the mothers pension law.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-07-27
MONA LEAHY
of ST. Louis.

Here is the proof in this good old
summer time of what swimming will
do for women Let the stout lady be-
ware despite the fact that it is the
finest exercise in the world. She
ought, perhaps, to value her health
more than her figure, and therefore
swim as much as she can. But if she
thinks her figure is of supreme i'm
portance she may as well understand
that she can not take off weight in
the water.
Mona Leahy was a little slip of a
girl when she began to swim. See
her now in this photograph. She is
powerful young woman, and she is
yet very young. A few more years of
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-07-27

mothers at Wesley Hospital The ap-
pointment with the stork can now be
made anytime within a range of two
weeks, and old Mr.. Stork no longer
chooses his own time for dropping in.
The system was put in practice by DR..
Charles B. Reed at Wesley Hospital,
and the last hundred babies have ar
at the hour decreed by the mother
rather than that decreed by the bird
with the big beak
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-07-27

Topeka, Kas., July 27.-Club life as
a relief for farmers wives from the
humdrum existence in the rural sec
lions, is the slogan of a new campaign
to make every farmers wife in Kan
sas clubwOman. The idea is backed
by Mrs. J. NJ. Miller, president of the
State Federation. If women's organ
izations are beneficial, the farmers
wife most of all needs the club, she
declares. The statewide movement
is the result of the success and exam
pie of the Usage County Federation,
which was the first of its kind in the
world, composed mostly of farmers
wives.