The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-10-23


The Spectator has no advice to offer
anyone.
President Wilson, Count Bernstorff
the Car, j. K. COdding, J. S. Bird,
Frank Carman, and Mrs. Norman Gait
seem to have gotten on albright with
out the advice of the Spectator Why
not give the world chance too?.
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Some Hays people expect to be trea-
ted as great people who happen to. live
in Hays. They are much concerned
because they are treated as Hays peo-
pie who happen to be great.
The reason that course in domestic
silence have not been established in
the schools of Kansas is because men
teachers are not acceptable in the home
economics department.
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1t was Swift who said, eve see
what God thinks of riches by the peo-
pie He gives them to-"
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It Is but small wonder that women
are not given the ballot when a woman
viii be wife, mother, nurse, house
keeper, servant, laundress, milkmaid,
scrubwoman, and dressmaker all for
the 1alro rAf hniDos
oooo
Shaving the eyebrows in order to
obtain spiritual look from the thin
and highly arched lines, is the latest
fad among women. Unlsss a safety
razor is used, it may give more than a
spiritual look to the sweet young thing
who is just bundle of nerves.
oooo
DR.. Taicott Williams, director of the
Pulitzer School of Journalism of Column
bio University, wants all newspaper
reporters to pass an examination be-
fore state board of examiners.
About all such law would accomplish
would be to permit some people to call
themselves journalists in the same way
that some people can call themselves
lawyers.
Do we belittle the war? Do we rea-
liZe the map of the world is being
changed? Do we understand the mag
nitude of the struggle? The only ans
wer is the other fellow does not.
oooo
Principal G. w. Henderson of Spo-
kane says that the girls of his school
are overdressed. How far the west is
from the east?
When introducing a gentleman to a
lady, say, MAY present Mr.
to you, Miss says an au-
thority. The same authority also says
that it is not good form to scold your
servants before Others.
oooo
If women could tell the boundary
line between modesty and prudery
there would be more happy women in
the world.
ooOO
Just because some people are crude
is no sign that they are fools.
oooo
Have you asked for an invitation to
the White House wedding yet?
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A private telephone has been install
ed from the boudoir of Mrs. Norman
Gait to the dressing room of President
Wilson and it does not make connec-
tions through any central. Counting
deluxe takes all the fun out of it.
They do not seem to know that there
is more joy in pursuit than in possess
sion.
oooo
A man is mighty little object to
arouse the jealousy Of two women and
when three get into the game he be-
comes either demigod or a devil ac-
cording to the amount of money he
has.
The inefficient church always erowls
about the efficient church having the
most members and the largest congre-
cation.
oooo
The preacher, who goes around and
tells folks that the members of other
churches are not the social equals of
the members OF ''oUr" church aud that
people viii lower their standing in the
community by going to other churches,
should perhaps try to raise his own
church to that Christlike lowness
which would equal the churches the
preacher looks down upon.
oooo
That kind of a preacher generally
pirates and boasts of his broadminded-
ness but he Is, SO narrow-ganged that
he could roll lengthwise down the sharp
edgsof razor and still leave boule-
ward on both sides.
oooo
If yon are sighted, remember, that
there is always some one lower. down;