The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1915-03-18

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After all, it seems to be fact tina
: the people have treated the railroad
a whole lot better than financial head
I have treated some of the lines.
If boy or girl cannot read, writ,
or spell well on leaving school, it mat
ters not what else he or she may
know, the education is lamentably in
complete.
ton in young man when he calls at
his girls house, takes his cigars out
Of his vest pocket and lays them on
the table.
ADid yez know Pat Ryan, who's
gone to the 'front.'" asked Casey, "Oi
did Shure, he was a near relation
av mine; he vance proposed to me
sister Kate" replied O'Brien.
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| wouldn't marry the best man on
EARTH" said Belle scorrfully. II guess
you wouldn't" said Claire happily. |
"He has promised me that he'll never
marry again, even if should de-"
This paper has received fatter-
ing offer from manufacturer Of baby
carriages in Massachusetts to print
his advertisement for six months and
take the pay in baby carriages. Moth
ing doing here.
1t is all in the point of view. Some
times a mother thinks all her child
needs to be an angel is pair of wings, !
while all the neighbors around would !
swear that all he requires is tail and I
| pair of horns to be an imp of Satan, I
Pantalettes are coming back, we
earn from perusal of the fashion
magazines. To the younger genera
ion who don't know, it may be said .
hey are the long and rangy kind,
which looks like she's losing them al
hough she isn't. a
A boy won prize for an essay on 9
he effects of Tobacco, and the Need
an Anti-Cigarette Law" He form
his treatise about the text, "The =
orst thing about tobacco is nicotilie." -
. looks like a good chance for anoth- y
: essay or the idea that "The worst =,
ling about whisky 10 alcohol" =,
The papers are making a great ado re
,out a Sandusy, Ohio, man who has tn
trunk 10 inches in the last 35 years, w
old Bill Misgivens. We do kr
It think that is a wonderful thing. TO
e remember when, about % years
70, the missus' father caught us kiss mi
g his daughter good night at the fla
tie after escorting her home from ag
lging school, and we shrank clear ha
t of sight in less than ten seconds. pIl
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Schoolboys are alive with excuses trt
,uses for being late, excuses for not the
wing their lessons, excuses for dirty lay
.es and excuses for everything that din
Fps them FROM conforming to the
cher's idea of model pupil These gof
uses are varied, but still have kar
at deal of samenss about them so Ian
t new one is refreshing. A new mo-
came to teacher the other day. the
red why he had come to school with
: uncombed, the boy replied: "Well IS
'uldn't comb my hair this morning the
ause mother loaned the comb to the IN
this yesterday desl
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onv ,oor 80 A.. patti
p'V,l0'' " life
lem. 1t should not, however, ''
re very difficult for our present
students and mathematcians. 1t :,
handed in by an Index reader:
tement-Casey's COW was stand
on railroad bridge when all at =
she became aware of an ap-
ching train. The train was just
g the length of the bridge away - -
the end, and coming at 90 mile .lie !,
The cow dashed toward the train ,o,'"'
saved herself by one foot, where :. ~ -
she had run the other way she - ="
d have lost her race for life by I'm
three inches. Find length of Ca .
70 y benin
been
of tn
cording to Old Bill Misgiyens, in have
early days when the town was in this
open, there was flock of geese Ind
was given the freedom of the was
in fact, there was no bar on any sons.
of fowl or animal in the boun- feath