El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04
To Editor Good Housekeeping
lfo0asi'se' prominent thinker about
painless chiIG raising:

~ EAREsT SIR:
an now quite a former en-
pIoyee OF houseworl- in home o.
Mr. & Mrs. Sinclair Van Casey, Salt
Greek. Ohio. IN this dearie family ]
dishcoFered numerous high toned
qualities OF nobility which was Sc
agreeable TO my japanese snobbe-y thai
I wished to remain but couldn't Sorry
When emerged into that Van Casey
nome, compressed mansion of White
House appearances, I could distinctually
near sounds Of yellup. Whoop, CRY baby,
& angry agony.
Hon Mrs meet me at the door porch
with Hon Martha Washington appear
anee Of eye brows.
What noise that, If could teI?" 7
ask 10 know. ARE IL sounds of wound
ca eagle fighting with Wildcat"
Rather not is" she snibber THAT
are my preshus con, Cortland Fauntle-
roy Van casey, grieFi1g because he can
not pour milk into the photograph He
are aged six. angel inheriting wonder
Hcwells~
Congratulate" Thusly I commence
with chivalry
He are very aristocratic child" she
renoEnee- Which should be natural
because We are the LIST Family OF Bios
som county We are noble and poor"
am even poorer" dement, agreely-
Ny husbands ancestor were engi-
neer for Hon. Chris Columbus" she say
moreover. AS for me, I am 4 Swamp
mutt Of East Orange What wonder,
then, that child Cortland Fanntleroy,
etc. should be uncovered Wiih more
virtues than others Of similar age?"
Nothing but miracles" 1 appreciate.
While you are family retainer n
this noble house, she comet, you are
expected to do regular drudgery Of
Hrrr III
While not otherwise idle. you must
keep bright japanese eyes on outlook
for darling little Cortland. etc
What operation shah my eyes per-
form on him ?" ask to know
"One thing ] more than others fear.
ContsZ with crude childhood destroys
refinement among high-up babies
Therefore he must not be permitted to
play with lads of either sex who are
not his equals or superiOrs."
7 am capable to think" are sWeetish I
prCmus from me
Mr.. Editor, ] were two 90 hours en- |
ployment in kitchen Of that home be- !
lore become acquaintance of darling /
child Cortland. While ] was setting 1
pealing pOtatus By kitchen sink and
entertaining my soul with japanese po- /
etry. OF suddenly come Indiana yell be- 4
'front.' Of my back while stool leg on /
which ] was occupying flop uply so 1
confused that we're deposed 10 floor
with potatus pouring over my brains.
J make ancestral curse and look up
wards. From door crack / could OBJ 1
serve one angel expression cheering al !
me amidst goldy curls. while putting
string 70 stool-leg.
80 hiis he holla. II are glad to con
fuse Japanese peril by humorous trixr'
DO not your Hon. Mother teach you 1
more better politeness as that2" 7 re-
queshs rubbing consolidated forehead
where potatus hit.
How darest you address a Van Ca
sey in that handwriting?r he renig,
hosting himself up 70 complete small
ness Of his height.
I were confus d TO reply, so he
stroked me in eye with bean-pistol
while I stood inquiring.
IN Japan narrate, mobility is
shown by cbivalry."
when / require lessons in Japa-
nese, he skiff L shall apply else
Once more he aim bean-pistol at my
expensive nose while I avoid away by
shocking over dish-pan
What this racket Of noise, Togo
-ecuire Hon. Mrs. Van Casey. making
annoyance TO me while approaching
Your son & air firstly pulled me 1
midst potatus. then apologize by in
iults." I negotiate.
'fDearie Cortland" she rectifv ssHe
nherits sense OF humor from Ct
grandfather klotz. who were famous ,
n Revolution for burning houses. Also !
e got high spirit and 1arlike disposi- Z
ion from J. " Fiantagenet. who was
crusader. He got wonderful power Of
spartee from Uncle Elihu ChOwder-"