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Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11

housework or attend to my baby was
soweak. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound did me world of good, and
now am strong and healthy. can do my
work and tend my baby. ! advise all
suffering women to take 1t and get
well as / did. Mrs. FANNIE COOPER,
RED, Bridgeton, M.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Conn
pound. made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotic or harmful
drugs, and to-day holds the record of
being the most successful remedy for
female ills we know of, and thousands
of voluntary testimonials on file in the
Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass,
seem to prove this fact.
For thirty years it has been the stand
ard remedy for female ills, and has re-
stored the health of thousands Of women
who have been troubled with such all.
ments as displacements, inflammation,
liberation, tumors, Irregularities, etc.
If you want special advice
write to Lydia f. Pinkham Med
icine Co., (contidentialD Lynn,
Mass. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by woman
and held in strict confidence.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
HOW TO SUCCEED

During the last few years, condi.
| tions in all lines of business, even pro-
fessional life, have changed so CON-
pletely that every man is waking up
to the fact that in order to win sue
cess he must specialize and learn to
do some one thing and do it WELL
So it is with any article that is sold
to the people. 1t must have genuine
merit or no amount of advertising will
maintain the demand for the article.
For many years druggists have
watched with much interest the re.
markable record maintained by DR..
kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great Kid
ney, Liver and Bladder Remedy. From
the very beginning the proprietors
had so much confidence in it that they
invited every one to test it,
1t is a physicians prescription.
They have on file thousands of I'M
solicited letters received from former
sufferers who claim they are now en-
joying good health as a result of it's
use.
However, if you wish first to try a
sample bottle, address DR.. Kilmer G.
Co., Binghamton, n Y, enclose ten
cents and mention this paper. They
will promptly forward you a sample
bottle by Parcel Post.
Regular sizes for sale at all drug
sists-fifty-cents and one-dollar.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
GIVE SYRUP OF FIGS"
TO cONSTiPATED CHILD
Delicious "Frult Laxative" can't harm
tender little stomach, liver
and bowels.

Look at the tongue, mother! II
coated, your little ones stomach, liver
and bowels need cleansing at once.
When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't
sleep, eat or act naturally, or is fever
ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has
sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold,
give a teaspoonful of California
Syrup of Figs" and in few hours all
the foul, constipated waste, undigest-
ed food and sour bile gently moves
out of it's little bowels without grip
ing, and you have well, playful child
again. Ask your druggist for a so
cent bottle of California Syrup of
Figs" which contains full directions
for babies, children OF all ages and
for grown-ups.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
A TREATMENT THAT HEALS
MOST SKIN DISEASES

Don't stand that itching skin humor
one day longer. Go to the nearest
druggist and, for about 75c. get a jar
OF resinol ointment and a cake OF res
inol soap. Battle the eczema patches
with resinol soap and hot water, dry
and apply little resinol ointment.
It's almost too good to be true. The
torturing, itching and burning stop in
stantly, you no longer have to dig and
scratch, sleep becomes possible, and
healing begins. Soon the ugly, tor
turing eruptions disappear completely
and for good.-Adv.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
10 CENT "cAscARETs"
IF BILIOUS OR COSTIvE
For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach,
Sluggish Liver and BoweIs-They
work while you sleep.

Furred Tongue. Bad Taste, Indiges.
tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head
aches come from a torpid liver and
clogged bowels. which cause your
stomach to become filled with undi-
gested food, which sours and ferments
like garbage In swill barrel. That's
the first step to untold mlsery-indi.
gestion, foul gases. bad breath. yellow
skin, mental fears, everything that Ia
horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret
tonight will give your constipated
bowels a thorough cleansing and
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 10-cent box
from your druggist will keep you feel
ing good for months.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
SOUR, ACID sToMAcHs,
GASES OR INDIGESTION
Each "Pape's Diapepsin" Dlgests 5000
grains food, ending all stomach
misery In five minutes.

Time 1t In five minutes all stom-
ach distress will go. No indigestion,
heartburn, sourness or belching of gas.
acid, or eructations of undigested food,
no dizziness, bloating, foul breath or
headache.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for It's
speed In regulating upset stomachs.
It Is the surest, quickest stomach rem
edy in the whole world and besides 1t
Is harmless. Put an end to stomach
trouble forever by getting a large
fifty-cent case Of Pape's Diapepsin
from any drug store. You realize in
five minutes how needless 1t is to suf-
fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any
stomach disorder. It's the quickest,
surest and most harmless stomach
doctor in the world.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
The Finishing Touch.

The young man hesitated to believe
the statement of her little brother that
the young lady was not at home He
repeated the question, at the same
time displaying quarter. The boy
eyed it longingly and again replied in
the negative.
But didn't she leave a message for
me?" asked the disappointed swain.
YES" said the lad-and nothing
more.
AS one who sees a great light, the
young man tossed him the coin.
Now" he said, ''out with the mes
sage"
"She said she's not gonna see you
any more and you're not to give me
any money."-Philadelp Ledger.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Too Late.

A booking agent for a Chautauqua
bureau visited the most prominent
man of the town.
"Mr. JONES'" said he, II called to see
you in regard to a Chautauqua."
"It won't do bit of good" spoke
up the prominent citizen. my wife
and l have looked over all the cata-
logues carefully, and have already de-
cided on another machine. Every
body's Magazine.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Got There Strong.

my dear, these are very strong ci.
gars you bought for me-"
well, the man asked II wanted
'em strong. Naturally | thought you
would prefer something strong and
durable. But that's just like a man.
Next time I'll get 'em weak and see II
that will suit you."-Louisville Cour.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Questions and Answers,

"You are thoroughly familiar with
public questions, of course"
II know 'em all by heart" replied
Senator Sorghum. "But I must admit
that as time goes by l don't feel quite
SO certain about some of the answers" "
Star.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Not Forgetting sIackweII's.

What are the most important is
lands on the globe?" asked the geo.
graphy teacher.
And without hesitation the boy
from New York answered: "Ellis,
Manhattan and Coney." Washington
Star.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11

My wife's dog has habit OF bark
ing at me every time I come home"
said one husband.
You're lucky" replied the other
Mine doesn't notice me that much"
Washington Star.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
THIS WOMAN'S
SICKNESS
Quickly Yielded To Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Brijgeton, NIL want 10 thank you
q thousand times for the wonderful

|good Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
| Compound has done
for me. ! suffered
very much from a
female trouble. /
had bearing down
pains, was irregular
land at times could
hardly walk across
THE room. ! was
unable to do my
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
In for IL.

Modest suitor-I have only $4,000 a
year, sir; but l think l can support
your daughter on that.
Father enthusiastically - Support
her, my dear boy! Why, you can sup
port her entire family on it.-Boston
Transcript.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Unfair Advantage.

James-The rain falls alike on the
Just and unjust.
Jones-True, but the unjust man is
generally provided with the just mans
umbrella.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Legal Amenities.

Judge-Nor two of the witnesses
tell the same story.
lawyer arranged it that way,
your honor. didn't want the trial to
be too monotonous for you.-Boston
Transcript,
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Clean KNOWLEDGE.

I'VE are going to give up having
Johnny get an education"
For what reason?"
well, we can't get him sterilized
every morning In time to 20 to
chool."-Puck.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Pleasant Little Fads,

"They say the New York ladies now
bring their knitting to the opera and
knit between the acts"
"Well, that's cunning little fad.
suppose the next thing will be to
bring along tub and string line of
washing across the house from the
stage boxes" - Louisville Courier
Journal.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Resemblance,

"Crustleigh reminds me of an old
and much-used pack of cards."
"In what way?"
HE Is so hard to deal h."-New
York Commercial.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Her Waverino Affections.

Hubby, I'm in love with that hat"
''You fall in love with too many hats.
If you'll promise to remain constant
to that one for as much as six weeks,
I'll buy it for you."-Louisville Cour-
ier-J Journal.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
One Reason.

II wonder why there are so few
women architects?"
Perhaps women are afraid they
might be called designing creatures"
Yale Record.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Heard In a Book Store.

Customer want a copy of Pepy's
Diary.
Green Clerk-Our new stock of
diaries has not come In yet. madam
New York World.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
They Often Do.

Marriage is said to be contract"
eyes, and it is about the only con-
tract wherein both parties can set up
strong claims to getting the worst of
t."-Louisyille Courier-J Journal.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11

"You say all this Is the temperate
zone?' said Unclo Billy Bottletop as
he examined his nephew's geography.
"Yes."
"The whole OF III"
Eyes"
We'll! Well! These local option
Ideas are gain ground quite some.
Aren't they!"--Baltimor American.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Time to Paw Ones Bills.

A man who has the money but who
hasn't time to pay his bills is lazy,
and that's all there is to it-Atchison
Globe.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Contradictory.

Wont you have nightcap before
you retire?" asked the hostess.
mo, thank you," replied the little
bride. I'm afraid it would go to my
head."-Philadelphia Ledger.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar.
coated, easy to take as candy, regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bow
els and cure constipation.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Goo Cool

There's a great difference in the
last words of famous men; but their
first words were all about the same
Chicago News.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Their GIee.

"He boasts that he came of fine
old family"
Yes; and how they must have
laughed when he left!"-Judge.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Defined.

A statesman Is politician with
whom you agree. A politician is
statesman with whom you disagree
Life.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
II Couldn't Stand the Shock.
"Confound the luck. ~

"Confound the luck"
whats troubling you now?"
Il sent poem to magazine and
now / see that it has failed"
"Too bad! But cheer up, maybe
they won't sue you for damages.
Puck.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11

Boss of His Household.
The man who Is boss Of his house
hold Is bachelor who does his own
work.-Exchange.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyelids; No Smarting-
just Eye Comfort. Write for Book Of the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11

Rocks for Seeker After Truth.
Occasionally there is seeker for
truth, but most people prefer to listen
to their wishes or their prejudices.-
Exchange.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-11
Quick Relief When
Utterly Worn Out
Getting the Blood in Order
10 Required By Most
People.

II you think you havo gone to smash and
ut only for the discard, try s. 8. s. for the
blood 1t will surprise you TO know what
can be done for health once the blood is
released Of the excess Of body wastes that
keep 1t from exercising Its full measure Of
bodily repair.
II you feel played out, 90 to any drug
store and ask for bottle Of s. s. s. Here
is remedy that, gets at work In twink
ling; 1t just naturally rushes right into
your blood, scatters germs right and left,
up and down and sideways
You feel better at once, not from O stim-
ulant, not from the action of drugs, but
from the rational effect Of q natural medi-
cine.
The ingredients In s. 8. s. serve tho
active purpose Of 30 stimulating the cellular
tissues Of the body that they pick out from
the blood their own essential nutriment and
thus repair work begins at once. The relief
is general all over the system.
Do not neglect to get bottle Of s. 8. 8.
today. 1t will make you feel better in Just
a few minutes. 1t is prepared only in the
laboratory Of The Swift Specific Co., $50
Swift Bldg, Atlanta, Ga. Send for their
free book telling Of the many strange con-
ditions that af1ict the human family By
reason Of impoverished blood.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-08-12
Dauphin-Perry League Gossip

Marysville is a team that has hit
poorly all season and in the six de-
teats that have been recorded against
the team, total of only seven runs
have been registered.
Br1cker,. Dauphin's first baseman
and leadoff man is some hitter Last
saturday he registered three hits off
Pitcher Hart of Marysville.
In none of the towns except Halifax
have the fans given up hopes of land
ing the pennants.
indications are that Duncannon and
Newport Will fight 1T out for the PEN
nant Newport is one game back of
Duncannon
Manager Bill Sharon of Newport
Will have Croninger back 70 help out
on the mound in the coming series
with Marysville and Newport
White, the Lebanon Valley star.
broke into the league last Saturday as
Dauphins S HEAVIER. He Whitfield fifteen
Marysville clubbers ..rt
Mutzabaugh, Duncannon's shortstop
appears to be the life OF the Duncan
non infield.
Rote and Wrightstone apparently
nave deserted New Cumberland lead
ers in the Central PENNSYLVANIA league.
Last Saturday. they were again in the
line-up for Millersburg.
Millersburg has now tied her rec
ORD of straight wins with defeats. Ono
OF the defeats does not appear in the
lost column as a protest was sus-
tanned.
The silver trophy, which will be
awarded to the winner of the league
race is now on exhibition at Duncan
/ non. On Saturday, it VIII make a trip
to Newport, the last visit to any of
the towns before it is permanently
awarded.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-08-12

West End Juniors and the Family
Theater teams split even yesterday;
scores. s to and to 2.
Galahad shut out Hick-a-Thrifts
yesterday; score. ! to o..
The Newsies trimmed the Rosebuds
yesterday; score, 8 to s.
The Redmond Chandler A. c. is out
for games. Call Redmond's auto
garage.
The Elkwood team defeated the
Globe Right Posture nine yesterday;
score, to 4.
Allison A. A. wants games. Address
P. Jones. 204 South Fourteenth street.
The Pennsylvania Railroad Elects
shut out Won-a-Bees yesterday; score
to 0.
The Leaders yesterday trimmed
the Messengers; score, to 1.
The Tallymen of the Division street
transfer yesterday won from the
Clerks; score. 2 to l.
In the Enola shop series yesterday
Team No. 4 won from Team No. 2;
score, to 2.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-08-12
Head of Local Motive Power Athletic
Association.

Head of Local Motive Power Athletic
Association.
An enclosed baseball field in every
city including Harrisburg is planned
by the Pennsylvania Railroad Motive
Power League for next season. 1t is
also proposed to increase the circuit
to IL teams. The Pennsylvania Rail
road Company is back of this organi-
cation, and it Is said that not less than
100000 will be expended next year to
make this organization a big success.
Harrisburg is one city picked for
an early start. The association back
of the local Motive Power team, of
which Master Mechanic c. II. Andrus
is president, is already seeking suit
able grounds. Players are being sign
ed and following the annual election
in October, plans will be announced
for Spring practice.
Manager Mike Friel is sure to be
reelected. He is a veteran baseball
leader and has been looking over prom
Using material for next season. He
will have with him John Breckenridge
the former Tri-State pitcher who has
been field captain of the local team
and played first base when not work.
ing on tn mound. Speaking about
next seasons prospects Yesterday
President Andrus said:
Need Local Field
Our greatest need in Harrisburg is
a suitable field. AS soon as a desir-
able location is secured the money will
be forthcoming to put it in shape for
next season. What we want is a field
large enough for general athletic pur-
poses. Other sports will be followed
by the P. r. r. Y. n. c. 4. Athletic
Association ali over the system and
Harrisburg is ready to take up base
ball and other athletics on a larger
scale"
1t is said that several locations on
Allison Hill have been suggested as a
good place for the new Athletic field
These fields are now being looked over
and inquiries made as to how long
a lease can be obtained. The local
officials do not care to put a field in
shape and be obliged to give up two or
three years later.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-08-12
Believe Petrograd Is
Real German Objective
BY .4sSocinted Press

Petrograd, Aug. IL, via London,
Aug. 12.-The Novoe Vremya, dis
cussing to-day the theory that Petro-
grad is the real objective of the Ger
man offensive. says:
There is an enormous difference be-
tween the war of 1912 and the present
conflict. The Germans are hurting
against Russia forces equivalent to
seven such invasions as that of Ma
poleon and supported by the latest
technical appliances. whereas in 1912
the Russian army in the latter respect
was fully on par with the French.
The Germans are infinitely better
posted as to the positions of Russia
than Napoleon and they are incapable
of regarding Moscow as the key to the
empire. They know that Petrograd is
the political center and 1t is only half
as far from Riga to Moscow. 1t is
only nights railway journey between
Riga and Petrograd and the distance
of 260 miles over good roads and two
lines of railway does not offer diff
culties. This is no second war of 1912.
but something far more serious"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-08-12
REST BENEFICIAL TO NDANEVEN BREAK AT PROVDENESY SPORTS
Mclaughlin Is Winner
in Seabright Tourney
SheeiaI TO lie rcIcsrneh

Seabright N. j., Aug 12.-Maurice
e. MeLoughlin, the Californian, T. R.
Pell and Karl II. Behr won their places
yesterday in the seminal round of the
Achelis challenge cup singles in
straieht-set victories on the turf courts
OF the Seabright Lawn Tennis and
Cricket Club here.
The Californian met Harold A.
Throckmorton. the Princeton and met
ropolitan junior champion. Throck-
mortons swift, twisting service tenn
porarily checked McLoughlin, who had
To let himself out on drives and volleys
II win.
Ward Dawson. the young player
from California, was outplayed by Pell.
Behr was in phenomenal form and
easily defeated Robert Leroy.
McLoughlin and Dawson won n.
place in the finals of the doubles. The
doubles final will be decided TODAY.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-08-12
INDIANS TO VISIT BATTLEFIELD:
PLAY CHAMBERSBURG SAME DAY
Plans Also Under Way For Game With Jersey City York on August
20; Fans Anxious For Teams Return

Harrisburg's team is. in demand for
exhibition games. Secretary William
r. Douglass is working overtime try
ing to find dates to accommodate clubs
in nearby towns. The team plays
Chambersburg's Blue Ridge aggrega-
ton on Thursday. August 10.
This is an open date on the local
schedule and plans are under way to
give the team a days outing. The
team, with officials and local sporting
writer's. will leave Harrisburg in auto
mobiles at Z o'clock in the morning.
Gettysburg battlefield will be visited.
Luncheon will be taken at Chambers
burg and the game played in the after
noon. After the game the team and
guests will go to a country inn for an
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-08-12
PAxTANG PARK

The fireworks display at Paxtang.
this evening, will be one of the best
pyrotechnical entertainments the park
has had this summer. Arrangements
for several new stunts in the fireworks
line have been made by the park man
agement, while all the most striking
features of the previous displays will
be duplicated Manager Davis is well
satisfied with the success of the previ-
Gus fireworks shows at the park, and
he will make every effort to have the
remaining displays of this seasons
series better and somewhat different
from those already seen at PaXtang.
The bill at the park theater for this
week is one of the best comedy pro-
grams of the season. There is more to
laugh at in this show than there is in
two average vaudeville performances.
Fennel and Tyson, who are the feature
attractions, present what is probably
the classiest comedy singing and dane
ing offering the park has had in some
time. The act would be a real feature
on any Observation-Disclosures
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-08-12
MOTIVE POWER LOSES
GAME At B|L[TOWN
Bunch of Long Drives Give VIII
Transport Big Lead in Second
Inning

williamsport, Pa. Aug. IL. - The
williamsport division team of the
PENNSYLVANIA Railroad defeated the
Harrisburg Motive Power team yes
terday; score. to 4.
The locals scored four runs in the
second round on Haunty's two -hagger,
Schleh's triple. singles by Grubb and
Bellies and Schleh being allowed TO
score from third base on account OF
interference.
Harrisburg came back with three in
the third. Davis drew a base on balls.
Pendergast hit for two bases and Muir
ply dropped a Texas Lacquer in left
center. On Embick's grounder ID:
Wyckoff fielded Murphy out at second
on a passed ball to third on Hoover s
hit and scored on Breckenridge sac
rif.ce fly. Walls retired the side by
flying out to D. Wyckoff,
Williamsport got one in the seventh
on d. Wyckoff's two-bagger, a wild
pitch and Byers' out Gerdes to Braek-
enridge.
For Harrisburg. Davis was safe in
the ninth on a players choice, went to
second on a blocked ball and scored
on Pendergast's hit. The score:
A D d
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-08-12
|ANUSeW1GNTS.
BLANCHE SWEET Al THE REGENT

To-day is the last day of Blanche
Sweet in The Captive" at the Regent
The Captive" the second photodrama
in which Blanche Sweet has starred
under the direction of the Lasky Fea-
ture Play Co. 1t deals with events dur
ing the days of the Balkan Wars, and
is primarily concerned with the ro-
nance of a Montenegrin peasant girl
and a Turkish nobleman.
The main events of the story concern
the manner in which Sonya and the
Turk come TO love one another, and
the manner in which the Turk saves
her from maurauding party of his
own countrymen. The drama is of in
tense romantic spirit, and most thrill
ing.
To-day and tomorrow, Paramount
Travel Series
Friday one day only-Daniel Froh-
man presents the distinguished dra-
matte artistic. Henrietta Crosman, in
the famous emotional drama, The I'm
welcome Mrs. Hatch" by Mrs. Burton
Harrison. ...
Coming, August is, 10, 20. 21, 'The
Eternal City."-Advertisem