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Omaha daily bee., 1915-04-19

RENTERS, HOMESEEKERS-You op-
portunity. 5000 acres irrigated wheat
and alfalfa land for settlement at Waller.
Mont. &l.50 to $50 per acre; fifteen years
time. For particulars, write Waller Farm
Omaha daily bee., 1915-04-19
Sour stomach indigestion Cured.

Your stomach and bowels need cleaning
out. DIR. Kings New Life Pills give
quick relief Only sc. All druggists.-Ad-
vertisement.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-04-19
MercantIIe LeaEue,
nnnlt HnNe . snrInr CnnrI

Brandeis. .: BurEess-Nash. 3.
Drexels. o; King7Peck, 8.
Kilpatricks. Is; Hupmobile. H.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-04-19

can be rented quickly and cheaply by q
Bee For Rent" Ad.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-04-19

HIVE you a FARM FOR sALE?

HAVE YOU A FARM FOR SALE?
Write a good description OF your land
and send II to the Sioux City, Ia, Journal,
''Iowa's Most Powerful Want Ad
Medium" Twenty-Five words every Friday
evening. Saturday morning and every
Saturday evening and Sunday morning
for one month, giving sixteen ads on
twelve different days for 81; or 50 words,
"a; or 70 words &c
Largest circulation of any Iowa news
paper, $4,000 readers daily in four great
states.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-04-19

IotAH....N ~ TotaiE....,u SE rs 3
sHatted for johnson IA the nth.
sBatted for Felsch In the ninth.
Ran for Mckee In the eighth.
DethoIt .........:..s 800 o / IS
Two-bass hits: Brief. Young. Cobb.
Three-base hits: Weaver Felsch, Cobb.
Stolen bases: Young (2). Britton, J. Col
Inns, Bases on balls: OFF Scott. e. off
Wolfgang, 3; off Coveleslxie. 5: off Rey-
nolds. /. Hits: off Scott. 5 in two in
nings; off Johnson. 3 In two innings: Off
Wolfgang. In four innings: off Covel-
eslSJe, In five and one-third innings; off
Reynolds, In one and one-third innings:
off Dauss 2 In two and one-third innings
Struck out: by Scott, 2: by johnson, 3:
by WoifEang, 2; by Coveleskie, 4. by
neuss. 2. EMPIRES; o'Loughlin and Hill
debrand,
Omaha daily bee., 1915-04-19

DETROIT. Mich, April 1S-Ty Cobb's
throw from deep center. which retired
ming, gave Detroit the opening game OF
the series with Chicago. s to Z. Detroit
piled up n lead curly. but Coveleskie lost
control In the fourth inning Reynolds
Dauss took up the pitching task In the
seventh after Chicago had tied the score
ioung's sacrifice fly scored Baker with
the winn'"" -un In the ei~H'S Score
Omaha daily bee., 1915-04-19

'Batteo for DoaK in ninth.
sRan for Glenn In ninth.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-04-19
Totais.....u
'Batted for Weilman in eighth.
sBatted for Remneaa in ninth

st, Louis .,...,,,...0 o 0 Q Q Q 0 . ii
Base hits; Turner. O'Heill. Kaufman.
Three-base hits: Kaufman. Graney.
Home run: Jackson. Stolen bases: Tur-
ner Ql, Leibold. Earned runs: Off Well
man. 5 In eight innings. Bases on balls:
OFF Weilman, 2: off Renineas, 3; off
Mitchell. s. Hits: OFF Weilman. 10 IN
eight innings: off Remneas. none in one
inning. Struck out: BY Mitchell. 10; by
Wetlman. 3; by Remneas. 2. Umpires;
Dineen and Nallin
Omaha daily bee., 1915-04-19

FOR SALE-At Steamboat Springs Colo,
10-acre strawberry tract and acres in
fun bearing this year; continuous water
right, fenced, fully improved and new
house. Address Box 335, Seward, Neb.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-04-19
2 3 2 o o o 1 IS
Brief Yoitug Cohh

'Batted FOR Felsch In the ninth.
Ran for Mckee I'm the eighth.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-04-19

TotalG....N 6N 3 TotsiE.....si SH is >
'Isatted for Johnson IA the ltth.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
NOT SUITABLE FOR THE NAVY
Would-Be Sailors Hardly Understood
the Duties Required Of Fighters
on the Ships of v. S.

They tell story about certain
secretary of the navy who had never
seen ship, and who exclaimed, when
he began TO explore a man-of-war:
Good gracious, it's hollow!" This is
an unlikely yarn, but it is fact that
there are people who apparently know
as little about ship as Sioux In
dian.
Some weeks ago man visited the
receiving ship Wabash, lying at the
Charleston (Mass.) navy yard, and
said he would like to ship, but would
not enlist if he could not be given
work to which he was accustomed.
He was not enlisted, for he would be
useless. He was paperhanger.
Another man went aboard and
asked to see the captain. He was in
formed that that official was very
busy. He then made his errand
known to the officer Of the deck. He
wanted to enlist and care for the cap
tain's horse, for he was stableman.
Another wanted to enlist as ships
roofer, and once a gardener called to
obtain employment. Flowers and gar
dens are scarce on board Of United
States man-0f-war, so he failed to en-.
ter the service.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
HAD PELLAGRA;
IS NOW CURED

Hillsboro, Ala.-J. w. Turner, of this
place, says: Il ought to have written
you two weeks ago, but failed to do SO.
] got well and then forgot to write you.
] can get about like lo-year-old boy;
YOU ought to see me run around and tend
to my farm. can go all day Just like /
used to. / am SO thankful to know there
is such good remedy to cure people of
pellsgra.
There is no longer any doubt that pei.
lagra can be cured. Don't delay until
it is too late. It is your duty to consult
the resourceful Baughn.
(. The symptoms--hands, red like sunburn,
skin ceiling off, sore mouth, the lips.
throat and tongue flaming red, with
much mucus and choking; Indigestion and
nausea, either diarrhoea OF constipation.
There is hope; get Baughn's big Free
book on Pellagra and learn about the
remedy for Pellagra that has at last been
found. Address American Compromising
Co., box 2OS6, Jasper, Ala, remembering
money is refunded in any case where the
remedy fails to cure. ADV.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
REFUSES SALARIES
!, TO CITY OFFICIALS
ssa,
TAX ASSESSOR, CITY JUDGE AND
POLICE CHIEF WILL NOT
GET MONEY.
TAKES WARDEN'S POSITION
w. D. Fulton, Rye's Appointee 70
Game Warden, viii Supersede w.
D. Howser Following Dissolu-
ton of Injunction.

Nashville.
Commissioner of Finance Paul w
Treanor, according to report in cir
culation here, which is regarded az
authentic, will refuse to issue or per
NIT to be issued warrants for the pay
ment Of the salaries of City Tax As
SCISSOR Vernon H. Sharp, City Judge
j. Madison Wells and Chief of Police
Alex J. Barthell for the month of Oc
tober.
Commissioners Treanor, preceding
the induction into office OF Vernon H
Sharp as city tax assessor and since
Mr.. Sharp assumed the duties of the
office, has declared that the charter
conferred on him the privilege of per.
forming the functions of city tax as.
SCISSOR and that the board Of commits.
sioners could not legally deprive him
of this privilege. 1t was over his pro-
test that the bond furnished by Mr..
Sharp as tax assessor was accepted.
Should Mr.. Treanor refuse to issue
or permit to be issued warrants for the
payment of the salaries for the city
tax assessor, city judge and chief of
police, as it is reported he will do. it is
expected applications will be filed at
once for writs of mandamus to com
pei him to pay these officials their sal
aries.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Magic Washing Stick

This 10 something new TO housewives
something they have wanted all their lives,
but never could get before. It makes IL pos.
sible to do the heaviest, hardest washing in
less than one-half the time 1t took by old
methods, and 1t eliminates oil mbbae and mus
Nothing but this simple little preparation,
which is absolutely harmless 10 The llaesi isbhss-
white, colored or wooden. 1t makes the
hardest task of the week . pleasant pastime--
. delightful occupation. You will be de-
lighted 1t the clean, spotless, snow-white
clothes that come out of the rinsing water;
and ell without my effort on your part The
Magic Washing Stick does \ aI--and remember.
without injury to the most delicate goods,
colored or white, woolens, blankets, lace cur.
tains, etc. Contains no acids, no aikalies, no
poisonous ingredients to make its use dam
gcrous. . sashIass Is esais
Sold BY all Druggists and Grocers every.
where. II yours doesn't handle IT, show him
this ad-he'll get IL for you. Or send CSC In
stamps to l. AcnAAoS CO. Sherman Iszas. ADV.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Liquor Worth 5000 Destroyed.

The entire liquor stock of Sol Cohn,
valued at nearly $4,000, has been de-
stroyed under the direction of Harry
l.. Esker, state pure food and drugs
commissioner, and Sheriff Longhurst.
Inspector Weatherhead of the food and
drugs department and Deputy Sheriff
Dukes spent the entire day pouring the
liquor into sink in COINS building.
Liquors Of every kind-from cheap
corn whisky to expensive cocktails and
wines went the sink route.
Cohn has begun serving sentence
Of 100 days on the county road for
bootlegging.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Nov. 4, 1914.

Germans lost along the User but
repuIsed allies south Of verdun
and In the vosges.
Terrific fighting in Ypres region.
Russians captured Bakalarjewo,
drove German left wing back
toward BlaIa and Lyck and die.
lodged rear guards from koIa and
Prxedborx.
Austrians defeated on entire
front from kielce to Sandomierz.
Japanese captured guns and 800
prisoners at Tsinatau.
Germans defeated British in Ger.
man East Africa.
Russia began invasion Of Arme-
MIA.
German cruiser York sunk by
mine In Jade bay.
Austrian cruiser kaiserin Eliza
beth sunk by Germans to prevent
capture.
American warship sent to Bel
rut to protect Christians.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Use DYNAMITE in Capture.

Memphis.-Held at bay by two ne.
groes heavily armed, who had barri-
caded themselves in a shanty, Shelby
county deputy sheriffs were forced to
blow up the structure with dynamite
before effecting a capture. Stunned
by the explosion and seriously injured,
the negroes were easily captured. Al
bert Griffin, wanted in Mississippi on
charge of murder, is in the city hos
pital in a serious condition, and Mat
thews Harris, HIS pal, received severe
decorations.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
The HypIay MinstreIs.

Mr.. lnterlocutor, can you tell
me what class of people are fondest OF
bad company"
mo. Mr.. Bones, cannot. VIII you
tell us what class Of people are fond
est of bad company"
why, doctors, Mr.. Interlocutor."
And why doctors, Mr.. Bones?''
Because the worse people are the
oftener they visit them"
AS soon as the police have restored
order and the bricks and tomato cans
have been removed from the stage,
Mr.. o. Suffryn Mackrel win render
his pathetic ballad, When I'm Dream
ing of Garlic I'm Dreaming of You .
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
YES, RESlN0L CERTAINLY
DOES STOP ECZEMA

Are you an eczema sufferer? Do
those ugly patches Of eruptions start
up anG itch as though they would drive
you frantic? And have you tried treat
ment after treatment with, at best,
only temporary relief? Then you are
only going through the experience Of
thousands Of others who at last found
that resinol healed their sick skins
for good!
With the first use of resinol oint-
ment and resinol soap the itching and
burning usually stop, and soon all
trace Of eczema or similar torturing
skin-trouble disappears. even in Sc
we're and stubborn cases. Doctors have
prescribed the resinol treatment for
twenty years.-Adv.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
vIlna's Napoleonie Veteran.

At Wilma, which is temporarily in
the possession of Germany. lives Pc
ter Laptieff. one Of Europe's ''old
men," for he was born in the year
1889, says the London Chronicle.
When Napoleon invaded Russia, and
got as far as Dvinsk, he was in need
of a guide. But the inhabitants had
fed, Laptietf's family hiding in the
recesses of forest. But curiosity
drew him, and he hid in tree to
watch the invaders. He was seen.
captured and taken before the EN-.
peror, who ordered him to act as
guide to the vanguard of the army.
This he did for 36 hours, and then es.
capped. He fought against both of his
country's present allies. against the
French at Borodino, and against the
English in the Crimea. Tired Of max.
ing history, he took to making bricks.
but now lives in retirement with his
son and grandson.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Gets Rhodes Scholarship.

Chattanooga.-News has been re.
ceived here that Lawrence w. Eau.
cett, a graduate of the University OF
Chattanooga and OF the University of
the South at Sewanee, was awarded
the Rhodes scholarship to Oxford for
this year from Tennessee at a meet
ing of the committee having the mat.
ter in charge held In Nashville.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Wanted to Spread JOY.

Please, mamma, can | go over and
play with Jimmie BROWNE"
Why, Willie, of course you can't.
You've got the mumps, and it's very
catching"
Il know it. That's why / want to
go over. Jimmie likes to stay home
from school Just as much as do
Philadelphia Evening Ledger.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Irappina the Elusive Mouse.

Every housewife has had the expert
ence of finding a carefully prepared
mouse trap denuded of its bait, but UNI
sprung and minus it's victim. This
can be avoided and Mr.. Mouse's cap
ture assured by using for bait cheese
crumbs instead OF large lump. To
get the crumbs the mouse must press
down and thus set off the spring. A
lump, on the other hand, is easily
stolen.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Would Locate Reformatory.

Offers of sites for the establish.
ment of the Tennessee vocational re-
formatory for girls will be received
until November II by the board having
the matter in charge. Offers have al
ready been received from several
towns, but the executive board wants
to give all sections of the state an op
portunity to bid. The home was au-
thorized by the last Legislature, $685..
600 being appropriated for the building
and equipment. Mrs. Alex Caldwell of
Nashville is OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES of the
reformatory board.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
First Tsaeher,. pension

Chattanooga.-The first pension ever
given a teacher in Tennessee was re-
ceived here by Miss Della Quiggle,
aged rs, for 35 years in the Chatta.
nooga schools. She received a check
for $50 from the city, this being in ac-
cordance with law passed by the last
assembly providing that any teacher
over so, having taught in the public
schools for 80 years or more shall re-
ceive a monthly salary of two-thirds
that last received in active service.
The bill applies only to Chattanooga.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Knoxville Gets Blue Laws H.bIt

knoxville.--An edict from the chief
OF police prohibits all public work on
Sunday. This include digging Of
streets by corporations. The order
also is intended to stop congregating
on corners by young men who have
nothing better to do than "ogle" the
girls who pass. Moving picture houses
must keep their musical instruments
inside.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Not for Himself.

Donald, boy of ten years, had been
sent to an apothecary store and told
to get a package of cigarettes for his
father and rubber nipple for his baby
sister,; nursing bottle. The druggist
declined to give the boy the cigarettes.
fearing that he wanted them for him
self. Indignant because of this I'M
pugning of HIS veracity after he had
said that the cigarettes were for his
father, the boy said:
Huh! ! s'pose you think that the
nipple is for me, too. don't your
Judge.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Assumes Warden.s Position.

w. d. Fulton will take charge Of the
office of state game and fish warden at
once. This is made possible by the
dissolution of an injunction in the
chancery court here obtained by w.
d. Howser, former state game war
den. Mr.. Howser based his claim to
the office on his contention that the
act reorganizing the game department
was unconstitutional and that he had
been appointed for an eight-year term
as game warden by Gov. Hooper In
April, 1918, on former statute.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
piea Suddenly At Church

Bristol.-Willis Lilliford, an ex-Con,
federate soldier, sank suddenly to his
death in the West Bristol Bap,
fist Church here after having conduct.
ed the weekly prayer service. He was
rs years old Apparently he was in
his usual health when he entered the
church and responded to the call to
lead the service.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
ASK DISMISSAL
OF CRUMP CUSTER
MEMPHIS BUSINESS MEN MAKE
SPECIAL TRIP TO SEE
GOVERNOR.
GETS RHODES SCHOLARSHIP
Lawrence Faucet, Graduate OF Uni.
versity of Chattanooga, Chosen to
Represent Tennessee In Eng.
lish CoIIege-State News.

Memphis.-About so of the most
prominen. business and professional
men of Memphis went to Covington
and asked Gov. Rye, who was visiting
the fair az that place, to dismiss the
custer proceedings against Mayor
Crump and the other city and county
officials. The delegation represented
practically every business interest in
the city.
The Memphians claimed in their ne.
tition to the governor that the present
litigation against the city officials was
injurious to business, and that they
were entirely satisfied with the pres.
ent administration from a business
standpoint. In petitioning the governor
to dismiss the suit they pledged them
selves to lend all assistance possible
for the enforcement of liquor laws.
The trip to Covington was made on
special train.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Deaf Mute Stays Man.

Chattanooga.-John Roe, deaf
mute, literally chopped Joe Meyers, his
brother-in-law, to pieces at woodward
near the Meyers home in this count,
The cause of the tragedy has not been
ascertained. Meyers son and some 9th.
er boys, who witnessed the killing, say
that Roe suddenly sprang at Meyers
and buried his ak in the victims
head.
Roe escaped, but was later captured
and placed in jail.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05

Germans gained ground ess. 9:
Scissors and vallly.
Allies checked Germans In Ar
come region.
BeIgians trapped Germans at
Fumes by ruse.
Austrlans stormed Sabao.
British cruiser bombarded Aka.
bah, Arabia, and sailors occupied
the town.
Turks threatened Suez canal.
British submarine DIS sunk by
mine In North sea.
Rockefeller Foundation relief
ship sailed for Europe.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Welcome Change.

You look very smiling this morn
ing, Binks.' said Harkaway.
Il guess ought to be. ] went to 3
fortune teller last night and she
prophesied immediate financial re-
verses chortled Binks.
Il fail to see anything very JOY
Gus in that" said Harkaway.
you would. If you knew anything
about my finances" said Binks. Il
tell you right now that IL they don't
reverse pretty dinged quick I'll be
busted"
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Medal for Champion Corn Grower.

Gov. Rye will attend the Upton
County Fair Friday at Covington and
will present to Norman Smith hand.
some bronze medal awarded him by
the Panama Exposition as the cham
pion corn grower of Tennessee. The
governor will be accompanied by Com
missioner Of Agriculture Bryson. Smith
cultivated 1883 bushels of corn on one
acre Of land. 1t is said that the aver
age production OF corn to the acre in
this state is So bushels.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Nov. s, 1914.


Germans repuIsed at Arras and
Armentieres.
Germans made further gains In
Argonne region and the vosges.
Russians captured Mlava, north
Of Warsaw.
British mine sweeper Mary sunk
In North sea.
England and France declared
war on Turkey.
England annexed island Of cy-
prus.
Turks won In ksra-kiIIlssa and
Tehan districts.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Poultry Dealers Convention.

Two hundred dealers and shippers
attended the annual meeting here of
the Southern Egg and Poultry Ship
pers' Association. The election of OF.
ficers RESULTED as follows: s. H. Grin.
stead, Louisville, KY. president: L. G.
Smith, Shelbyville, KY, secretary;
Norman |. Taylor. Burnside, KY, treas
urer. The next annual meeting will be
held in Louisville at time to be Sc
lected later.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Election at Columbia.

Columbian the largest vote ever
cast in city election here Joseph NJ
Dedman was elected mayor of Colurn.
bia for the third term. His majority
was the largest that he has ever re
ceived, being over 200, as compared
with 143 two years ago. The total
vote of the city was lob, which is
about 200 over any former vote. The
majority OF Mayor Dedman's alder.
manic ticket also went through to vic.
tory.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Safest WAY.

Are you of opinion, james," asked
slim-looking man of his companion.
that Doctor Smiths medicine does
any good?''
mot unless you follow the direc
TONS"
What are the directions?"
Keep the bottle tightly corked.'
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Accused Of Neoress' Death.

e. ]. Seymour, the travelling sales,
man who was charged with throwing a
negro maid out of third story window
at the Savoy Hotel July rs, which re-
suited in the negress' death. has been
declared not guilty of the charge Of
murder in the criminal court here.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Completing Cumberland Lock,

Clarksville.-The work on lock B,
ten miles south of the city, is drawing
to a close and the contractors believe
the main portion can be finished soon,
If the weather remains open. This
work has been in progress almost two
years.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Expend Road Bond Proceeds.

CIarksville.-The road commission.
ers of this county, who have had
charge of the expenditure of the $780,
900 derived from the sale of bonds,
have completed their work.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05

Decatur. THE residence of J. S.
Legg, one mile east of Decatur, has
been burned. The origin Of the fire is
unknown. Loss about $500. No In
surance.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as a Cen
eral Tonic because it contains the we'll
known tonic properties of QUININE and
IRON. 1t acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. SO cents. - Adv.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
sunday school Convention.

The next state convention of the
Tennessee Association viii be held
at Lewisburg following a decision by
the central committee of the executive
board of the association. The conven-
ton will meet some time In June.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Raids stills in Monroe.

Deputy Collector T. B. WINS has re.
ported to the office of the internal rev.
enue collector the raiding of two stills
in Monroe county. The entire plants
which were of average size, were cap
tured.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-11-05
Good Reason.

Does the, autumn make you melan.
choly?"
Yes, indeed"
You don't look like man of poetic
IDEAS"
I'm not. For five years my wife
has been trying to get me to buy her
sealskin coat and the struggle be-
gins anew every year about Septem-
Der l."