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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
WORCESTER

DR. Turner'S many friends will be glad
10 know he Is recovering from an attack
Of pleurisy
G. NJ Iadd. Miss Carrie Town and Miss
Rember attended the meeting Of the
FLYING squadron this week in Montpe-
her
District Superintendent sharp viii h.
II Worcester Saturday evening and Sun.
day
Superintendent Of Schools Tibbetts
gave > lantern lecture az the town hall
Thursday evening There was speaking
Us the scholars Of the different schools.
Ell doing we'll
Mrs. G. \. Curtis sRd son. Hiram. we're
in Niddlesex tuesday.
Mrs g. w. TAYLOR and Donald Max.
ham. uho have been on The siek list,
ar reported better.
The Loyalty Hihle class Nill hold q
valentine sscial Monday evening.
Mrs Colmau Towers has returned
FROM Lewiston. Ne. where she went 20
spenf the winter.
Hiram and Herm0n Curtis have gone
Al Huntington o. sist their Erandpar-
rrfs Nr sud Mrs H H Fifree
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
CHELSEA

Deputy Sheriff George a. Tracy was
in Corinth on official business Tuesday
and on "Wednesday he went 20 Mont
pclier on business.
Miss Ellen Andus. who sustained q
slight shock recently, has so far recoy'
cred as to be able TO be around the house
again.
Mrs. C. Cornelius Scales, who has been
an invalid for several years. suffered a
shock last Sunday and is now very low
and not expected 20 recover.
News Is received here OF the recent
death Of Mrs. w. II. Alger Of Underhill
as the result OF pneumonia. Mr.. and
Mrs. Algcr were for many years resi-.
dents Of this town. residing o. the
BARNES farm on the west hill, nov owned
BIZ John A. Edwards.
The members of the Chelsea Farmers
exchange invite the farmers Of Chelsea
and vicinity 10 meet with them at the
high school building Saturday, Feb. -
at oc'ock p. m. sharp, 20 consider the
matter Of buying co-operatively their
seed for the coming season. Other mat
ter Of Importance also will b. discussed
a this meeting. 1t every farmer IN
town and adjoining vicinities b. present
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
AMUSEMENT NOTES.
KIark- Urban Company's Success Has
Been Solid.

The success OF the Klark Urban com
many has not been the result of a lad.
but gradual growth 1t is success
built on solid business principles The
business OF the company has grown each
wear. with the confidence of the people.
That the public has confidence Is evl-
denced by the crowded houses on their
annual visits. They have won success
and confidence. not because they tried
TO get il. but because they tried to de-
serve il. They found it necessary to
send a second company on the road this
wear. 20 they opened the Urban stock
company. II has already played at
Barre. Tho Klark Urban has not been
weakened by the opening OF the second
company. although some OF the members
OF the old company were sent with II.
MIR. Klark. Mr.. Urban and Miss Ceeil
an remain with the Klark- Urban COM
many. and they have surrounded them
selves with new players that have been
favorites with high-priced attractions.
With the old leaders in the principal
parts. and the new faces in the ranks,
with all new plays and all new scenery,
the Klark Urban company Is bigger and
better than ever. They open their en-
oagement at the opera house next Mon
dav evening. in Charles klein's greatest
success. The Third Degree which wlll
b. produced with all special scenery and
electrical effects the same a. the org
inal nroductiou.-Adyt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
PROPOSES VERMONT'S
PARTICIPATION
In Movement for Erection of Memorial
1 in Honor of Perry's Victory in
! the War Of 1912.

4 The resolution introduced in the Yer
mont House of Representatives on
Thursday by Col. H. S. Foster of Calais,
proposing to have Vermont participate
| in the erection OF the Perry victory and
international peace memorial at Put
bay on Lake Erie, is as follows:
whereas, The president Of the United
States, by authority Of an act OF Con-
gress, has appointed national commits
4 sioners. and the governors OF the states
| hereinafter mentioned have appointed
state commissioners for the erection OF
a Perry's victory and international peace
memorial at Putin bay, South Bass IS
land, Lake Erie, Ohio concentrating
| American heroism in the war OF 1872,
and providing for permanent institu-
| ton in behalf of international peace,
4 and the said commissioners have effected
IAN organization and have been for some
| time engaged in the erection OF said me-
mortal, the main shaft Of which il now
completed and in connection with which
contracts have been let for the eonstruc-
4 ton of its approaches and the parking
of the reservation, all within the funds
already appropriated for these objects;
and
"Whereas, For the objects in view the
national government has appropriated
the sum OF two hundred and fifty thou
I sand dollars fs250,000l, and the sum Of
three hundred and thirty-one thousand
dollars 1881 .000) has been appropriated
/ by the states OF Ohio, Pennsylvania,
/ Michigan, Illinois, Wisconsin, New York,
4 Rhode Island, Kentucky and Massaehu-
sets. and the states OF Minnesota and
! Louisiana have authorized the appoint
ment Of commissioners in furtherance
of said objects, and such commissioners
have been appointed, and legislation OF
/ like character is now pending in various
other states of the union; and
"Whereas, The proposed memorial con
/ templates as an important adjunct there
OF a suitable building TO be set aside and
dedicated forever to the uses Of all con.
tending nations whose ENJOYS in future
may seek terms of honorable peace in
negotiations authorized by their several
governments thus establishing on Amer
lean soil an institution and factor con-
tributing to and promoting the present
worldwide movement in behalf OF peace
by arbitration and the ultimate disarm-
ament OF the great military and naval
powers Of the world; and
"Whercas. The commissioners herein
before mentioned have extended to all
the states Of the union a cordial invita-
ton TO cooperate in this commendsble
enterprise. upon an equal footing with
the states that have already entered
into il therefore.
Resolved. by the Senate and House
of Representatives That the sum Of two
thousand dollars be- and the same hereby.
Is appropriated out Of any moneys IN
the treasury not otherwise appropriated,
for the participation Of the state Of Yer.
mont in the construction Of the said
perrv's victory and international peace
memorial. the said sum Of two thousand
dollars 20 BE- paid out, on the approval Of
proper vouchers by the commissioners Of
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
WOODBURY.

A daughter, weighing nine and one
half pounds, was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Truman Moore Wednesday, Feb. 3.
Mae Ross is quite ILL.,
Mis-. Harry Gallup and daughter, Miss
Bernice, of Plainfeld,, were weekend
visitors Of Eber Bashaw and family.
Clifford Doty, who is attending school
at Goddard, was an over.Sunday visitor
of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. +. /. Doty,
returning to Barre Tuesday.
H. S. Benjamin was in Montpelier sat
urday on business.
Mr., and Mrs. Vern AMsworth were IN
Hardwick Saturday and Sunday, guests
of relatives.
Eddie Ferris has returned from sew
eral days stay in Barre.
Mrs. G. A. Hatch of East Calais was
visitor in the place the latter part OF
the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Ainsworth were
Sunday guests Of the formers mother,
Mrs. Sadie Ainsworth.
Judge c. II. Dana was in Montpelier
Tuesday on official business.
Daniel Cookson was recent visitor In
Hardwick at James Wither's.
Miss Jean Darling was in Barre Sat.
urday at the home of her parents.
Mr.. and Mrs Ellsworth Carr visited
in North Calais Sunday with Mr.. and
Mrs. Emerson Thurston.
Barbara and Ernest, youngest children
of Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Doty, are Ill
with pneumonia.
James Riley has moved to Barre.
Mrs. Fri Spencer of Marshfeld is pass
ing several days with Mr.. and Mrs. Wes-
ley Peck.
n. A. Ross was in Montpelier the first
of the week on business.
Ed. Smith and daughter Miss AbbIe,
of Cabot, were in the place Tuesday,
guests of Miss Mayme Smith.
Bertha Carr spent Sunday in South
Woodbury. with relatives.
Burt II. Daniels, w, G. Daniels, Henry
T.. Webber and Burt Wheeler were in
Montpelier Tuesday to attend legisla-
ture and hear the discussion on the bill
introduced by Representative Rich Waite
in regard to the state appropriating a
certain sum of money TO apply on the
towns indebtedness in the recent erection
of the new school building in the vii
lage.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12

the state OF Vermont, whose appoint
ment is hereinafter provided for, to the
treasurer of the organization engaged in
the erection Of the said Perry's victory
and international peace memorial;
THAT the governor be and he is here
by authorized to appoint three commits
sioners, representing the state OF Yer
mont. who shall cooperate in the cree
ton Of the said Perry's victory and in
ternational peace memorial with the
commissioners appointed for like pur,
pose by the president of the United
States and by the governors Of the
states participating therein, said com
missioners Of the state of Vermont to
serve without compensation and to make
report to the governor OF this state,
from time to time concerning the prog
ress Of the objects herein set forth.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
WATERBURY

Mrs. b. =. Hart went 10 Orange, Mass,
yesterday, called there by the death OF
her brothers wife.
Mrs. L. J. Glossy, who has been
through a severe operation in a hos
pital in Detroit, Mich, has returned 10
her home Mrs. Clossey is the daughter
Of Mr.. and Mrs. Michael Dcvine.
The paper by A. II. Smith on Con
seryation Of Birds" read before the p
club, was not only interesting, but in
structiye
Mrs. u. n. Demcritt entertained IN
Montpelier Tuesday Mrs. Kate McMul'
lin. Mrs. Ernest Clifton. Mrs. Philip
Shonio Mrs. J. =. Crossett. Mrs. y. ,
Hart. Mrs. Alvin Canerdy and Mrs. Phile
Talbert.
The condition Of Mrs. Fred Lease i.
more favorable.
Mrs. Prank Wrisley. who was operated
upon Monday al the Mary Fletcher hos
pital, j. doing very well.
Beginning next Monday evening. Rev
Thomas Hall. pastor emeritus Of the L.
land Pond church. will begin evangelisti,
services IN our midst. Monday. Tuesda =
and "Wednesday evenings BE- viii h. ir
the town hall At Duxbury Corners On
Thursday evening there viii be union
service in the Congregational church
Further announcements will b. made lat
~.
Leon sheldon has returned from aer.
icho. where he has been iustructing The
force at the postoiiice.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
TO REMOVE EVERY
SIGN OF DANDRUFF
Try This Simple Home Treatment
1t Surely Makes the Hair
Soft, Fluffy and LustrOus

If your hair is not pretty, il it is los
ing color, too dry, matted, falling out,
or if your scalp itches, you can quickly
overcome all of these conditions at a
trihing cost and only few moments
time. just get from the Red Cross phar-
macy, or any drug counter, some Partisan
Sage, most helpful and invigorating
tonic that supplies every hair need. 1t -
easily applied, absolutely harmless, and
Is as inexpensive as il is beneficial. I'm
provement begins with the first applica-
ton, for Partisan Sage not only nour-
ishes hair roots, but stimulates your
hair to grow long, thick, soft, fluffy and
lustrous 1t Immediately removes every
bit of dandruf and stops itching scalp.
Be sure TO get Partisan Sage, for there
is no other so effective, and this will
surely give your hair new life and beau
ty.--Adyt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
PIHPLYP WELL, DON'T Bel
People Notice Il. Drive Them
OF With DR.. Edwards
Olive Tablets

a Annie frrr VII fsf srsh1rraHr -
meet LONGER II ruu set pese.
Dr. EfrnrfE NIre Na1itia -
efrrlI haEfu ~ EleaE Ntte
sKtar fff RE- lrfH a fsw rlFrtE
Cleanse akn ttnnd. tN# $500
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Z aef.rH.EfrT~ mr rrrE NHn
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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
Cow Testing Association.

The following table gives the names
and records of the cows in the Mad River
Valley Cow Testing association, which
have produced more than 40 pounds oil
butterfat during the period OF 30 days
ending Feb. |, 1915:
Owner of COW, name of COW, breed OF
COW, pounds milk, per cent. of fat, pounds
butterfat: g. NJ. Jones, 80 a; Jerseys;
7o2. $685. 81, ST.; ALL, 42.2. Walter
Joslyn, 4, 5, 10; Holsteins; 1853, l,5lS,
1880; "a. 3.2, "a; 43.1, 4s.5, 43.l. V. c.
Pierce, 5, 6. s; grade Jerseys; Lilo. l,0O5,
TIT; AZ. 40, 5.5; 52.5, 49.2, 42.7. w. w.
Howe, 4, 6; Holsteins; l,2oo6, 1850; 3.5,
81; AZ, AIS. A. p. Bigelow, O. Hol-
stein; 2,3I3; 20; 81. w. M. Childs, o.;
Holstein; l,O6s; Al; 43.7. F. F. Wilder,
"a. 50; Jerseys; 900, 9l5; 81, So; 46.3,
AS. w. c. Bicknell, official tester; Y. G.
Pierce, secretary.
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,as.ssta are uneErsl1ef. - tnfT SOD -
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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
DON'T FUSS WITH
MUSTARD PLASTERS!
Musterole Works Easier, Quicker
and Without the Blister

There's no sense in mixing up mess
of mustard, -four and water when you
can so easily relieve pain, soreness OF
stiffness with little clean, white MUS
TEROLE.
MUSTEROLE Is made of pure oil OF
mustard and other helpful ingredients,
combined IN the form of pleasant white
ointment. 1t takes the place of the out
of-date mustard plaster, and will not
blisterl
MUSTEROLE gives prompt reli ei
from Sore Throat, Bronchitis, Tonsilitis,
Group, Stiff Neck, Asthma, Neuralgia,
Headache, Congestion, Pleurisy, Rheu.
matism, Lumbago, Pains and Aches OF
the Back or Joints, Sprains, Sore Muscles,
Bruises, Chilblains, Frosted Feet, Colds
of the Chest (it often prevents Pneu-
monia).
AT your druggists, in Csc and soc jars,
and special large hospital size for SO so.
Be sure you get the genuine MUS
TEROLE. Refuse imitations-get what
YOU ask for. The Musterole Company.
Cleveland, Ohio.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
Fresh Cut Meat and Bone as an
Egg Producer

Fresh cut meat and bone has
been called the ideal food for lay
ing hens because il contains in
"a highly concentrated but easily
assimilated form al the materi-
als which are contained in the
egg. m your hens are not lav-
ing you had better send 20 G. $.
Page. HYDE Park. Vt. for a 200
Mound barrel Of this food u
win cost you only S3.75. freight
rrenaid. t0 rour railroad station.
when writing him mention this
paper.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
|I|IEllIa;||lj q
wAITSFIELD.

Miss Marion Nell went Thursday TO
Mortified for weeks stay.
The Home circle dinner, Wednesday,
was well attended, over 100 being pres
ent.
Mr.. Wright, the new manager OF the
creamery, has arrived from Plaintield
with his wife and two daughters and
household goods and will reside in the
tenement recently occupied by Mr.. 81
lis.
DR.. Weleh of Mortified was in town
Wednesday.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
DRINK HOT TEA
FOR A BAD COLD

Get small package Of Hamburg
Breast Tea. or. ~ the German folks call
IL sHamburgtf Brust Thee, az any
pharmacy Take a Tablespoonful of the
tea. put cup 81 boiling water upon ",
pour through a sieve and drink teacup
run al any time. N is the most effective
way 90 break q cold and cure grip. - u
opens the pores. relieving congestion.
Alec lsasens she bowels. thus breaking
q cold az once.
Il b. inexpensive and entireiy vegeta-
HE therefore harmless Adtt
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
wEBSTERvILLE

A talani5ue sreisB wiu b. hsld - TIE
nsra.t sfunb Fraar evening Fsh lL
uaft ths gdilru ne rsviErnrn- Musn ~
.iifstru reading EsiHh az haETss me-.
s.e rrah ausrfsf rssdluE. ~adif WI
sfir a.ia fsea-Ets f'aimFr rlaFiff. lisai
It- nmsfa laairs auartet rsa1ltiE AZ
t.rt nnk seia Intt8 Lsttlewnna rFna-
- warrarst Tirna18s nlustr sssif rraf
- urnsie. aFfhastrz adnissiun. ili-
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
NEW si,7so,ooo,oo LOAN.
Germany Said to Require This for the
Prosecution of the War.

London. Feb le.-German fnanciers
have been summoned to a conference IN
Berlin with the finance minister, who
considers that new loan of Sl,250.0O p
90 is required for the continuance OF the
war. SAYS a dispatch from Amsterdam
TO the Exchange Telegraph company. II
is hoped that a large portion of this
loan. the message adds. viii be subscribed
by the Nrupps and other leading Ger
man firms in exchange for new army
contracts.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12

The saturday eight traiH running -
Fasf Bafre and GrsntesiIle Ell reverse
ths trip IN Saturday Fsh a.. gong 20
Gran5tetllls fret and from there 20 kast
Barre. Tit is done 20 accommodate
voters uishine e attend the caucus e.
Esst BARR
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
wEBsTERvILLE

The saturday night train roaming 70
Fast Barre and Graniteslic VIII reverse
the trip on saturday, Feb d. going 20
GranitsriIie first and from there to Fast
Barre. This b. done b. accommodate
voters wishing o. attend The cau1us AZ
Fast Barre
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12

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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12

feel numb. They were all
covered with watery Bills
tiers and would burn, itch
and smart so / could not do
my homework. My hands
and arms looked as If they
were poisoned. Ohl How
they burned and itched. l
also had itching scalp and
could not sleen at night.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
EAST BARRE.

Come to the Oda Fellows hall for your
supper Friday night from 8 o'clock till
all are served. Baked beans, hash, rolls,
doughnuts, cake and coffee, all for Zoe.
Aprons, candy and cakes for sale.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12
SALT RHEUN ON
HANDS AND ARMS
Covered With Watery PimpIes.
Would Burn, Itch and Smart So
Could Not Do Homework. Used
Cuticura. Completely Healed.

Hodgdon. Maine.-''I had salt rheunn In
the worst form for over two years. IL
caused my hands and arms to swell and
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12

Then / used Cuticura Soap and ONT
ment. | washed my hands with the soap.
dried them and then applied the Ointment.
The first time put them on it was cooling
to my burning hands, and healed the watery
blisters. After using Cuticura Soap and
Ointment few weeks, ! could see great
difference and now, to-day. my hands arc
soft and smooth, and the itching is all gone.
They are completely healed. (signed)
Mrs. II. n. Oliver, Aug. IS, 1914.
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Sample Each Free by Mail

with 32-p. Skin Book on request. Ad-
dress postcard ''Cuticura, Dept. I, Boz
ton" sold throughout the world.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12

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w9 s-r,& $50 frraFkf rrrenat1 Is rsaur
ssek fus tkN. ~ 81 uruna ss1k 8
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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-02-12

Mrs. Balzarini, who keeps house toi
Joseph Cerutti, while reaching for SOME
thing on shelf in the cellarway Satur'
day, lost her balance and fell down the
cellar stairs, striking on the back OF her
head and iniuring herself quite seriously
Connecticut western news., 1915-08-05
What the Other Fellows Say

The pen may be mightier than the
sword, but there are times when even
epistolary points have to be emphasized
by the club. --Torrington Register.
Jersey justice grinds up offenders of
the speed law impartially and remorse-
lessly. Even Mayor Mitchell of New
York is not exempt. He violated the
speed law, has paid fine of So and
now has to show cause why his permit
to travel a Ia auto in New Jersey
should not be revoked. Sem
tinel.
Of all the gruesome incidents of the
Chicago disaster, none surpasses the
pitiful statement that work for the un-
employed has been found i'll digging
ves.-Hartford Courant.
There is one thing about this weather
that is pleasing to the housekepeer and
that is that there is very little coal be-
ing burned. How about the ice man !?
New Haven Union.
Mr.. Kipilng explains that Germany
must win or bleed to death. And no
small number of Mr.. Kipling's fellow
Englishmen seem perfectly willing to
rely upon France to see that Germany
does the bleeding. Times.
With exports of explosives for May
aggregating $4,000, 900, it is evident
that by this time ammunition ship
.ments must be beginning to figure
largely in foreign trade figures
Bridgeport Standard.
For a country madly in love with
the dollar, as charged. we have been
doing quite we'll in relieving the dis
tress of warning Europe. 1t is little
irritating to find that fact unappre-
ciated. New Haven Journal Courier.
If the ladies go on a sex strike, many
an old maid will enjoy to herself a
satisfied chuckle. -Pittsfield Eagle.
1t is said that Harry Lauder has con-
J tributed 5000 to the British war
, fund Knowing Harry's reputation as
'spendthrift' we cannot but believe
that this is simply another press agent
warn. Hartford Post
Connecticut western news., 1915-08-05
Why Teachers Need Vacations.

Another installment of schoolboy
'thowlers" reported from Philadelphia:
A deacon is the lowest kind of Chris
tian.
Modern conveniences: Iucubators
and fireless telegraphy.
Benjamin Franklin is the founder of
electricity.
Lord Raleigh was the first man to see
the Invisible Amanda. English }
Franklin produced electricity by rub
bling cats backwards.
In India a man out of cask may not
marry a woman out of another cask.
Tennyson wrote "In Memorandum. "
Tennyson also wrote a poem called
"Grave's Energy"
Louis XVI, was gelatined during the
French Revolution.
Queen Elizabeth rode white horse
from Kenilworth through Coventry
with nothing on, and Raleigh offered
her his cloak.
Lincoln had woman make him a
suit of homespun from rails which he
had split They were hickory rails
hence hickory shirts. kansas City
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