The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-03-05
Modern Rural Sports
By o. HENRY

for he will maintain
and divers flies the his thoughts before feel
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81 notice. said farmers spite pros
pcrty, after their old populisic again
" farmers maple
the Conncmaush River something thought
struck that proved
me was mistaken Once farmer, always sucker Andy He's the
man that's showed into
He's the unnybone and grie of the said Andy don't
know who would do wihouthn '
"one morning and
u yellow pine hotel the
Southern Indiana How off the there the night before
tell Tor She through tho village fast that what looked
like saloon through composite
view OF drug and tank blocks Why
the hs station we could belongs little od gold watch and Alaska
diamond deal failed Kentucky
when woke heard Growing something
the " OF acid and heard something heavy fall the
foo! SSIe~ n u.s. an. .d' mi" sTe"3Vs c , community
has just tested gold brick downstairs Wen and what's coming
to us from farmer and then yocks and away
Farmers was always Kind OF fund Whenever
lin hard luck Id the crossroads hook suspnder
reeic
keys papers
Farmers arc not fair game to me as high up in our business as me and
Andy useful just
Street does the Secretary of the Treasury
in
farming away a big
white house
ito" hSs 1 hone a rs S e nb"S
aboreal
cultural accessories OF Farmer Ezra Punke county
Andy eight capital lett the
LET against
"A right, Andy like be when I'm only
collecting rebates from the uabag What bait
for Ezrat thing ndy asks
"'Oh. says things hand in the
reckon ri take along some of the new income tax recep and the ree
peelngs;
blanks the Mcufcy readers which afterwards McCo
pearl pocketze
goldbrick; and "a
"'That1l
Ezra And jeff make that succotash
bills It's disgrace Department OF Agriculture Civil Service
Pure Food Law the kind OF these
captured OF a Red Cross ambulance
49, livery stable and hires buggy looks drove
a sitting
front the house He had white flannel diamond
I'D like to see Farmer Ezra Ezra; Plunket says to him.
repeating myself the
ocking lines of that jingle The Man with Hoe When
hopeless trying
Trust with mittnu and 4 parlor rife.
We he looking close speak the left pocket
good deal Out with the goldbick I'm
the bricks than
M
OF my ratio
but pulled the little brick and unwraPped handkerchief
"'o"e dollar and tho netting
"'The lead in than that dsn6ed. !
starting. got $1,000
Just then telephone bell in the house
Bunk farmer my place. nd
o think New calling
inside The looked Broadway stockbrokc'
two phones Spanish leather upholstered chairs and ouchc
oil paintings in gilt foot deep and ticker hitting off the
Hello, hello" farmer Is that the Regent Theater:
Yes this Punke OF Woodc Center Reserve four orchestra
Friday cvenng-rry lcs Friday-good-byc'
81 New York weeks show the
cighteenour
the
chickens orygh hours later.
edwelg
the the Don
Association don't think Mr.. Bunk
80" perceive kind OF hiatus the traditions
in which heretofore, have reposcd confidence
Bunk the rivers brm
look Rubs like holiday edition de luxe OF the Language OF
Flowers with deckle edges and fronispiccc'
Just then the telephone calls him again
Hello, hello! that's Perkins, Mldale told
much for that horse Have him there? Good
him. Now make
Faster Yes. onfaster Thatl
lead him phone his There
No. don't that What? No. price
He interieres; and he's wndbroken Goodbye.
Nov, Bunk, realize that agricul
had belong Why Tom Lawson
than upoda agricuust
Saturday. bet Now look here
how keep with the days doings'
machine a with things for your ears