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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-08
Wives to Be Guests Of
Derry Street Men as
Well as Their Mothers

The wives of the members of the
Derry Street United Brethren Mems
Class, as well as their mothers. will be
guests of the day at the annual Moth
er's Day." observance tomorrow aft
ernoon.
o. P. Beckley, the speaker of the
afternoon. has announced that his talk
will be of practical value to married
folk. I'm going to hand out some
plain truths" he rinned last Sum
day, 'and IL you aren't on good terms
with your wife, you better be by next
week, or 1 may hurt your feelings"
Fully 500 are expected to attend the
session of the big class.
Last night a warehouse for the stor-
age of paper was dedicated by the
class. The warehouse was built by
members of the class on the old Ber-
ryhill Nursery plot at Thirteenth and
Berryhill streets. 1t has capacity
for three carloads of paper.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-08

up to 1857. The contributions for all
purposes during the ten years have
been 34.37S.73; the total contri-
buttons in 1906 were $133,00O In pros
porous times, and in 1914, not pros
porous times, S17S,000.
Bishop Darlington is constantly
preaching missions wherever he goes,
in or out of his own diocese, and the
, effects of this sort of work is shown by
the contributions Of his own people for
missionary work. In 1906 the contri-
buttons from all sources for diocesan
missions was $4.360; in 1914 they were
$7.16S. Contributions for general
missions increased about the same.
In addition to the buildings which
have been erected twelve plots of
ground recently have been purchased
in various parts of the diocese on
which buildings will soon be placed.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-08
LUTHERAN

Holy Communicable Rev. John
Henry Miller. 1915. THE Great Com
mission; 7.S0, Doors of the Word;
Sunday school, $50.
Zion, Ehola-The Rev: NJ. s. Sharp.
school, $50; C. E., Gas.
Christ-The Rev. Thomah Reisch.
D. d. Preaching, 1890; 7.30, princes
and Servants; Sunday school, Q;
mems Bible class. 2; c. E., $50.
Trinity, Camp Hill-The Rev. E. D.
weigle. 1890. THE Touching Fare
meeting; Sunday school, 9.15
Zion-The Rev. s. Winfield Her.
man. 1880, Mother: 7.30, Ser
mons From Trees; Sunday school,
St. Matthew's-The Rev. E. E. sny-
der. II, Christian Joy; 7.30,
Heaven; Sunday school, 10; c. E.,
Calvary-The Rev Edward H. Paar.
II, Prayer a Privilege: 7.sO, The
Ascension of Christ; Sunday school,
10.
", Bsthlehem0rhs 3, ;I.Il Rev; J. J. Bradley !s
Thoaghts MS5SEasd About 1 Reigion 1es sO T%e Ths
Woman We Honor To-day"; Sunday
school, 1.45: C. E., $40.
Trinity-The Rev. r. L. Meisenheld-
er. 1880. What We Owe to Mother;
2. Sunday school; $40, c. E.; 1870, "a
Mother and Her God"
Redeemer-The Rev. r. Victor Ro-
land. 1890, The Church Faithful in
Trial; 7.30, IF There Is No He'll
What?" Sunday school, g. so; Jr. C. E.,
2; Sr. c. E.. $50.
AugsburG-The Rev Amos Maxwell
Stamets. 1915, "A Beautiful Prom
ise"; 7.3O, What to Do With Sin;
Sunday school, s.45; c. E., 8; Mems
League, $50.
Memorial-The Rev. L. c. Manages,
D. d. Mems prayer meeting, 10;
1890. the Rev. Charles E. Hay, D. D..
of Baltimore. Md; 7.30, sermon by the
pastor, Thy Will Be Done: Sunday
School, 2; Jr. Luther League, $780, Sr.
Luther League, $50.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-08

be elaborately decorated with white
flowers.
The Rev. Harvey Klaer, pastor of
j Covenant Presbyterian Church, has ar
ranged to have aged and infirm moth
ers brought to his church in automo-
biles, which have been loaned for the
purpose.
Mothers will have charge of the
morning service at st. Paul's Metho-
dist Church. The Rev. r. H. Colburn
will preach on "Women's Rights" +"
/ Special music will be sung by mothers,
who will also usher and take the Of
fering. In the evening. a service will
be held for fathers, who have been in
vited to bring their wives, mothers
and children with them. The Rev. R.
w. Runyan, pastor. will preach on
THE Faith of Our Fathers"
Pastors of all the churches have
urged their congregations to wear
white flowers. In former years, the
white carnation was considered the
principal manifestation of affection.
This year any white bloom will answer
the purpose.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-08
UNITED BRETHREN

State Street.-The Rev. E. A. G.
Bossler 1915, God and Mother
a Mothers Day sermon: 7.S0, THE
Lesson of the Birds; Sunday school
$50; Jr. c. e, 6; Y. P. S. c., $50.
st. Pauls. Wormleysburg - The
Rev. G. B. Renshaw. Preaching
1915 and 7.sO; Sunday school, $50;
Senior c. E., $50; Junior c. E, SAB
Sixth Street.-The Rev. p. Humme
Balsbaugh. Praise service, 9.45i
"a Mothers Counsels," 1890; "FoI
Mothers Sake" 7.S0; Sunday school
las; Junior c. E., 5.45; Senior C. E.
$50.
First - The Rev. ]. T. Spangler
Mothers Day Query" 1890; "A Sa.
cred Compact" 7.3O; Sunday school
1.45: c. E., 6.45.
Derry Street.-The Rev. ]. A. Lyter
D. D. Preaching. 1890 and 7.sO;
Sunday school. 2; c. E., $50.
Otterbein The Rev. S. Edwin
Rupp. "A Mothers Devotion" III
"Obedient Children" 100; Sunday
school, 10; c. E., $50. -
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MOTHERS DAY To Be
WIDELY OBSERVED
In Every Church of City Tribute
Will Be Paid to the Dearest
Friend"

Mothers Day"
will be celebrated
in churches of the
city, tomorrow on
a much larger scale
than ever before.
Every denomin- =
alton has taken up
the idea, and many
ministers will
preach sermons
both morning and
evening bearing on
the theme. Cholrs
have prepared ap-
propriate music
and churches will
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-08
AFRICAN METHODIST EPISCOPAL

Wesley Union-The Rev. w. A. Ray.
10.45, THE Kingdom of Christ; 7S0,
'"The Crisis of Soul"
Bethel--The Rev. u G. Leeper
1890. Mothers Influence; 7.30, AT
the Feet of Jesus; Sunday school, /;
A. C. e. L., $50.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-08
METHODIST

CLAYTON Albert Smucker. 1880, the
Rev. William r. SwartZ will preach
Sunday school, 2; Epworth League,
$40: 7.3O Professor w. r. Hoffsom
mer of TOXIC, Japan, will lecture on
"The Problem of Christianity in ia
Camp Curtin Memorial-The Rev.
A. s. Williams. $50. class meeting;
a.45, Jr. c. E.: 1890. THE Kings
Mother; 2. Sunday school; $50, lea
que service; 7.30, warnings in Ser
mon on Mount"
Coxestown-The Rev. A. Harris.
1890. Mothers Day; 7.30. "Glorying
in the Cross; Sunday school, $50.
Grace-The Rev. J. D. Fox, D. D.
e.3O. class meeting; 1890, the Rev. A.
s. Fasick. d. D.. district superinten-
dent; 1.45. Sunday school and mems
Bible class; 6.45, Epworth League;
7.30, "Dr. A. S. Fasick.
Runyan. 1890, Mothers Day will be
observed. The Rev. r. II. Colburn.
"women's Rights; 7.90, fathers
night, the Rev. Mr.. Runyan will
speak at the city hospital at $50. and
at 7.30 preach on the subject Faith
of Our Fathers: Epworth League,
$50; Sunday school, Las.
Epworth-The Rev. ]. d. Deavor.
II. Mothers and Fathers Day service
and holy communion; 7.S0. MY Bible
and T.; Sunday school. 10; Epworth
League service $50: class meeting, 9.
Ridge Avenue-The Rev. William
w. Hartman. 1890, sacrament of
Lords supper; 7.30. "a, Mothers In
huence"; Sunday school. 2; love feast.
9; Epworth League. $50.
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"TDEALs OF HUMAN lives

Under the auspices of Workman $
Circle. Dr. Sirkin will lecture on
ideals of Human Lives" in G. A. r.
Hall, tomorrow evening.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-08
CHRIsTTAN sCIENCE

First Church Of Christ, Scientist
Board of Trade Hall. Sunday, II and
7.30. Testimonial meeting, Wednes-
day. 8. Free reading rooms. KunkeI
building, 1890 to 4.30 daily. also Mon
! day and Saturday evening.
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PRESBYTERIAN

Pine Street.-The Rev. Lewis Sey-
mour Nudge, D. D.; the Rev. ]. s.
Armentrout. assistant. THE Message
Of Christ" 1890: What God Desires
of U.s." 7.S0; Sunday school, ele-
mentary departments. 1.30; advanced
departments, adult Bible classes, LAO;
Senior c. E., $40.
Westminster-The Rev. E. f. Cur
it's Mothers Day" sermon, 1890:
Sunday schol. 1.45; c. E.. 6.45; IAN
Old Testament Gem" 7.30.
Capital Street.-The Rev. B. NJ.
Ward. "The Best Nurse" 1915; THE
Dedicated Life" MAS; Sunday school.
12.15; C. E., 7.15.
Covenant-The Rev. Harvey Klaer.
"Honoring Mother" Mothers Day
sermon. 1890; Being Divorced: y
7.30; Sunday school, 2; c. E., $50;
Sunshine Mission Band, els.
Bethany-The Rev. John NJ. War
den. "The Great Question" 100;
Sunday school, 0; c. E., $50.
Olivet-The Rev. William o. Yates.
"The Possibilities of Motherhood,
1880; why I Am a Presbyterian,
7.SO; Sunday school, 2; G. E., $50.
Market Square-The Rev. William
3. Cooke, minister in charge. Preach
ing. II and 7.3o; Sunday school, s.45;
C. E., $50.
Paxton-The Rev. Harry B. King.
IL. THE Church's Ministry and MIS-
sion"-at this service the newly elected
elders will be ordained and installed
T.S0; Sunday school, 10; c. E., I.
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EVANGELICAL

Harris Street.-The Rev. George F.
Schaum. 1890 and 100; special
Mothers Day program will be given.
Park Street.-The Rev. A. r. Han
gen. Sunday school. $40; 1890, 'The
Pastors Co-laborers"; Jr. C. E., 5.45;
Sr. C. E., $50; 7.30. "a White Carna-
ton or the Glory of Motherhood"
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CHURCH OF GOD

Green Street.-The Rev. C. II.
Grove. Mothers Day, 10.45; Copy
ing Christ's Program" $780,. Sunday
school, changed from to 9.46; Ju-
nior c. E., 6.15; Senior C. E., 6.45.
Pleasant View - The Rev. George
w. Harper. Sunday school, s.45;
Christian Motherhood and Our Debt
to Good Mothers" 1O.45; Loving the
Word Of God" 7:So; Junior c. E., 8;
Senior C. E., 6.45.
Progress-The Rev. George Sigler
D. D. Preaching. 7.30; Sunday school,
$50; c. E.. 6; mems and boys meet
ing. 2.S0, the Rev. H. F. Hoover,
d. D., speaker.
Fourth Street The Rev. William
\. Yates. 1890, by the Rev. J. w
Miller; the pastor will preach at 7.30
Christ Preaching to Spirits in Pri-
SON; Sunday school, lao; Jr. c. E.
8; Sr. and intermediate c. E.. 6.30.
Penbrook-The Rev. Jay C. Form
crook. 1890. Mothers; 7.30, Faith
ers'; Sunday school, $40; c. E., $40
REFORMED
Salem-The Rev. Ellis n. Kremer
Preaching. 1890 and $50; Sunday
school, 1.30.
Fourth - The Rev. Homer skyles
| May. At 1915 the Rev. d. H. Leader
of Camp Hill, will preach, and at 7.3O
Student James r. Shepley The pas
tor will be in charge. Sunday school,
$50; Heidelberg c. F., $50.
St. John's-The Rev. G. W. Hart
man. Mothers Day." 1880; "Liv.
ing for Heaven" 7.SO; Sunday school
9.15; c. F.. $50.
st. Matthew's. Enola-The Rev. w
r. Hartzell. Preaching, 100; Sunday
school, 9.45; c. E., 6.45.
st. Andrews. Penbrook-The Rev
w. r. Hartzell Preaching, 1890
Mother; Sunday school. $50.
Second - The Rev. Harry Nelson
! Bassler. Preaching, IL and 7.80;
Sunday school. s.46; c. E., $50.
CATHOLIC
Observation-Disclosures NJ. M. Has
sett. Low mass, Z; children's mass
8; high mass, 1890; Sunday school
$50; vespers and benediction, T.30.
| st. Lawrence-The Rev. P. d. Hue
gel Low mass, 8; high mass, 10; Sun
day school, 2.3O; vespers and bene
diction, 8.
Low mass, 8; high mass, 10: Sunda,
school, 2.SO; vespers and benediction
7.3O.
Sacred Heart The Rev. Georg
Rice. Low mass. s.; high mass, 10
Sunday school, 2; vespers and bene
diction, 7.30.
st. Mary's-The Rev. William Y
Daley. Low mass, 8; high mas,
1890; Sunday school, Q; vespers an
benediction, 7.30.
Sylvan Heights Home and Orpha,
Girls-Low mass and benedietion,
EPISCOPAL
st. Stephen's-The Rev. Rollin A
Sawyer. 8, holy communion; 10, Sun
day school; II, morning prayer; 4.3C
evening prayer.
st. Paul's-The Rev. Theo Appleton
IL, "Our Three Great Duties; 7.3(
holy communion; Sunday school, 2.3O
at O'Clock at the Reformed ohurcl
at Enola.
st. Augustine ne's-Archdeac E. I
Henderson. IL, morning prayer; 1890
Sunday school; 7.30, evening prayer.
CHRISTI An SCIENCE
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
ATTEND CONVENTION

Celebration of Tenth Anniversary Of Institution Of the Do-
cese of Harrisburg and Anniversary of Conservation
of Bishop Darlington Will Combine to Form the Most
Notable Religious Observance in History of City
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-08
CATHOLIC CALENDAR

CATHOLIC CALENDAR
Sunday-St. Gregory.
Monday-St. Antonius.
Tuesday-St. Francis Jerome.
Wednesday-SS. Nereus and Comp.
Thursday-The Ascension.
Friday-St. Boniface.
Saturday-St. J. B. LaSalle.
The broad ax., 1915-03-27
CONSTANTINOPLE
MAY Be CzARGRAD
# Russians Rule There Mans
VIII Be Changed.
/ AFAPoLEoN THE GREAT once

AFAPoLEoN THE GREAT once
M said, sConstahtinople means
the empire Of the world"
Western Europe, England
above all, accepted the dictum for q
century and acted upon II. The theo-
~ Of the supreme importance Of Con-
stantinople was the controlling feature
Of the British foreign policy for gener-
atoms.
Yet ever since the present war broke
out British public opinion has been
educating itself to an abandonment OF
Constantfnople to Russia, and It seems
within the bounds Of possibility that
the car VIII reign In ancient ByZanti-
um and change fits name to Czargrad,
fortress OF the CAR"
To appreciate conditions In Constan-
tinople It is necessary to understand
the place. To come upon It by boat
up the sea Of Marmora and 70 catch a
first glimpse OF St Sophia over the hill
and then. after rounding the Golden
Horn. to come upon STEAMBOAT and
Pera, white In the sunlight is to see
one OF the truly artistic vistas OF the
world The black and white shadows
Of the oriental mosques and their min
arets hung upon the cypress covered
slopes OF the Bosporus pattern a rare
picture for the eye OF any man.
The Turk always has loved that
which is beautiful, and wherever he
has buIlded he has selected the most
attractive site for his city. Sloping
hillside. blue sky and sun kissed
stretch Of semi-tropic sea, a silhouette
OF dark trees against the sky line. the
mystic hush which Is found only In
this land, and you have what should
be the true spirit Of the place. Under
al this there are avarice, passion, |
stealthy crime, intrigue and cringlng |
servitude. In a place which to the eye |
II beautiful and in which we expect to
ind things worth while there are mas
The broad ax., 1915-03-27
Tiny German States.

While IL Is well known that some OF
the German states are Of hIliputian
size, few persons are aware that II is
quite possible 30 visit seven Of them.
including two kingdoms, two duchIes
and three principalities In an easy
walk OF four and q half hours A good
walker, starting from steinbach. In
Bavaria, win arrive In half an hour at
LchtentAnne. which n situated In
saxe-Meiningen- Thence the road pro
eeeds In one and q half hours to
Rauschengesees Reuss, elder branch),
after which II. a few minutes Glelma.
b Schwarzburg- Rudolstadt, 70 reached.
HAh an hours walk brings the pedes-
6ian to Atengeseees Reuss, younger
hranchD. An hour farther on lies
Drognitz. on Prussian son, and the last
stage Is another hours stroll. finishing
up at Saalthal. Saxe-AltenburE-Wash-
irgton Star.
The broad ax., 1915-03-27
TcXn Topics.

Having its river terminal system
complete New Orleans Is getting al
the advertising, to say nothing Of the
business.-St Louis Republic.
Talk Of making St Paul and Mime
apolis one city is liable to prectpltats
mternecine strife as to which shall
stand In front OF the hyphen.-wash-
ington Post.
1t has taken a Detroit man seventeen
years to get divorce. Detroit is not 30
big as Cleveland, but In some OF these
little details she has 1t all over U.s.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
There is some complaint In Boston
that baseball is interfering with art.
Stin baseball has given Boston consid-
cradle prominence that would have
been impossible to art.-Philadelphi
Press.
The broad ax., 1915-03-27
FIippant FIinus.

Il win be funny to see dignined once
seekers uptoeing around for fear Of
waking the baby.-Adanta Constitu-
don.
George w. Perkins advises consum-
ers to buy In bulk and save on the cost
Of living. How would you buy liver
BY the bulkl-Detroit Free Press.
A Kansas man wants a divorce be-
cause his wife SHORES. Goodby mar
Rage II he gets Ii and a precedent h
established.-Atlanta Constitution.
Since the White House il the ira
ditional goal Of every American boy.
what II now left for President WI
sons grandson to plug forI-New York
Sun.
The broad ax., 1915-03-27

n. B. Jones, magazines, cigars, to
-baeeo and news stand, 24s E. 35th st
N. @. Chalmers, cigars, tobacco, no
ton store and news stand, 501s S
State street.
L. E. Chiffon, news stand, s. E. cor
ner 51st and State streets.
s. Berenbaum, Cigars, Notions and
News Stand; 81 W. 81 Street, near
Dearborn.
E. h. Faulkner, news agency; 500 s
State street.
George 1 Martin, maker Of fine Gig,
airs and news stand, Is w. 3lst St.
near State.
r. II. Harvey's barber shop and
news stand, 1924 State street.
W. II. Maxwell. notions, cigars. o.
baeeo, CONNECTIONS and news stand,
5244 State Sc.
Edward Felix, notions, cigars and
news stand, SO W. sOth st.
+. Bishop, cigars, tobacco and news
stand, 3 W. 9th St., near stats.
Sylvester MeGlodin, news stand and
laundry Office, 4122 State st.
William Gaughan, laundry Office
cigars, tobacco and news stand, 1855
State st.
E. II. Oliver, notions, cigars and
news stand, Is W. seth Street, near
State.
A. D. Hayes, cigars, tobacco, notions.
stationery and news stand, S640 s.
State st.
George McFarO, shoe shining pArlors
and news stand. SsOOh State street.
7. B. Han, Laundry Office, cigars,
tobacco and news stand. 36ls South
State street.
Fred II. Waterfall, cigars, tobacco,
notions and news stand, 6202 South
State street.
Coleman q GlaRton, cigars, tobacco
and news stand, 3342 8. State street.
Miss z. N. AeClain, hair dressing
parlor and news stand. 30 W. S0th
street.
=. II. Dihay, cigars, tobacco, notions
and news stand. 36O5 State street.
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INNS m ooNsTAETNoPLR sTRHr.

NUInKKRs IN ooSsIAHTNoPLR STREET.
sacre. disease and nlth, due mainly to
m1sgoyernment and the corruption Of
the Ottoman officials Of high and low
degree
In Pera, the city on the hill; In Gala
n, which Is reached by the most won
derful bridge In the world, and In
stamboul, the old city. under normal
conditions there are more people Of
different races than In any other place
on the globe. Greeks, Germans, Eng
hsh, French, immigrants from the Bal
kan lands, Jews, wealthy Armenians,
orientals from Asia, each with his own
religion, each with his own motive,
each with his own deep rooted fear,
dislike and distrust OF the other man,
1--we In fear Of their very lives.
Picture to yourself a city with streets
90 narrow that the bay windows Of
the overhanging houses fairly touch
each other and shut out the sly above
the narrow roadway below. Picture
this street rising sheer from the sea,
tagged with stones centuries old and
ending abruptly at fits upper extremity
IN q veritable desert, and You have a
faiR idea Of the thoroughfares Of the
eongested section which rise from the
water front In old StambouI. Picture
these streets teeming with people 90
close one upon another that they touch
a. they pass and you have some idea
OF the compactness Of the place.
The movement Of people In Constan-
unople Is as eeaseless az the dutter-
ing wavelets Of the Bosporua. The
now OF humanity back and forth across
the Galata bridge has no counterpart
on the globe. Across this ancient and
historic bridge. touching elbows, are the
rich and the bitterly poor, the great
and the small OF almost every nation
Of the earth Beside q Turkish onicer
IN uniform laden with gold lace mum
bles the ragged, crouching bexrar.
Trotting behind q Partisan eouipaee Of
the latest pattern - q turbaned Arab.
hustling and busting along the count
les throng Of water vendors, fresh
meat vendors, runners, children, vufled
women. Europeans. sailors Of every ma
tion, a weird composition OF men who
mingie and who Jet wfn not mix.
Picture to yourself q city, II one
may eall such a quaint group Of sara
ban Nights" buildings peoDled with
such a rainbow people a city. wherein
anything Is possible, from the tender
est q romance 70 the most nendish act
q brutality. and Jon have Constantine
pie
The broad ax., 1915-03-27
Over Thar aaaela

Lady Southwark, In her Social and
Political "Reminiscences" relates this
experience OF her father, the late Sir
Thomas Chambers. during an election
meeting In 1880. when Gladstone was
speaking for him In St Pancras:
when my father arrived the crowd
outside the building was 90 dense that
Il seemed physically impossible for him
to get In An inspector, realizing this,
suggested that be should 60 over and
not through the crowd. This extraor-
binary idea was carried out. Ny father
was lifted up with q gentle shove and
propelled along on the heads Of the
people on all fours. This, he said, was
not 30 difficult as most wore bowler
hats willing hands assisted, and when
h reached the inside Of the door he
was gently lowered to the g a.
The broad ax., 1915-03-27
Bombs In Warfare.

Il d claimed that during tia sisgs
e Rar1S IN 1870 TIE Rarisians invent
ca ne hrst bombs ever used Being
shorf Of ammunition with which to
reply 70 the artillery Of the Bearnais,
mey set 70 fabrieattng e a. best they
could Old nails and bits Of wire,
copper and other metals were rolled
up IN =leaden envelopes, ana the can
mons were loaded with these fmpro-
Fi8ed projeetiles.
The broad ax., 1915-03-27

Mrs.. Blanc said to her daughter one
day:
am certainly easy on shoes. Look
at this pair OF elastic sides. I've worn
them three years, and they're a. good
a. new. I'm easy on clothes too.
There's my tweed-just a. fresh a. the
day ! bought It seven years ago. And
hats, gloves. stcckings-in fact, I'm
eaay on everything"
Except father. ehI" said the aauRh-
tsr.-Detroit Free Press.
The broad ax., 1915-03-27
Riqht and

A writer says that probably IN every
language as In Engiiah. -righf'' orig
tnany Eignined merely -strnight-
-straightforwards and thus ..normaI. .
sLefts at nrst was no opposles %
right but meant weak" tnea-
cent"
The broad ax., 1915-03-27

Not sne man IN thousand VINO rolls
2oWn 70 tie bottom q the hfn can
make the world believe be did & for
exercise.-Atiant Constitution
The broad ax., 1915-03-27

Btx-No man ever succeeded IN bud
MSS who kept watching the clock.
D1x-0h, I don't know. There's the
train dipateher.-BrOOkIyn Eagle.
The broad ax., 1915-03-27

Don't worry. worry Affects ne
dneoess glands Of the body, thersby
elusing sexual phyEieal aiIments.s
eosh, I'm sory you tod ne mat
e Bin mako ne W0Ery.s-L.ouirviIie
Courier-Journai.
The broad ax., 1915-03-27

LOuise-DOes Howard ge' 80
my with his wifel Julia-tSs - al
q bis opinions coincide WIN 1n.1 80
the others be keeps silent
The broad ax., 1915-03-27
PITH AND POINT.

The only way to be a neutral is 10
talk about something else.
An explosive mine has no sense Of
discrimination or Of safety frst
Cotton Is vainIy waiting for fashion
able philanthropy to boom the calico
dress.
he who relies on pOsterity to do him
justice win not feel the pain Of disap-
pointment-
When a fellow puts on the gloves
with old habit he Is In for an inter-
esting bout.
An the nations want peace with
honor" The trouble WIN arise over
defining the latter word
We shall not surely know whose
ocean it's going TO Be probably until
Il f. settled who wins the war.
Mines and submarines, It would seem
70 q land1ub5er, are about enough to
blow the romance ont Of the sailors
ma
Iesland has had an earthquake ne
connsry hat has net lad something IN
1hs way Of trouble 4. indeed. lonely
- -. fln mar,
BE who flyss much out a doors Il
ssdom out of s0rts. ana ne only
wsatherwise are those who DO not
mind tie weather.
Win % much wealth beng not
AMY every day. TIE dollars pur-
eAazlng power SHOVE oE1y a middling
- po0r recupeEativs poWer.
Evidenfiy the man who takes 4 cold
bath eFeEy morn1R is6,t road ~ tie
Hlulling benefit; Re has % t4lk ab0ur
+ 70 81 hls moneys worth
The broad ax., 1915-03-27

Cotton is vainly waiting for fashion
able philanthropy to boom the calico
dress.