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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29

POSITION WANTED-Experienced
field and camp cook wantes position
during harvest season. 643 Tribune.
E 52.oQ.Gt
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29
POSITIONS WANTED

THE classified, columns are the meet.
Ing places for the employer and the
employee. Let a little I'D find you
. position. It only costs . few
cents and always brings results.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29

DR.. l.. A. Schipfer has returned
from a three weeks business trip.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29

CERTIFICATE FOR USE or PART.
NERsH!P NAME, NOT SHOWING
THE NAMES or MEMBERS OF
THE FIRM.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29

w. L. Watson OF Mckenzie was in
the city Yesterday.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29

Mrs. Demsey anu daughter Of FLASH
er were in the city shopping yesterday.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms for
light housekeeping; suitable for
school children. Phone 442L.
S.27.12t
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29

WANTED-Two messenger boys. Ap-
ply Western Union Telegraph office.
8.29.6t
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29

WANTED-Man and wife to work on
farm. c. A. Rust, Box Is, Under
wood, N. D. S-17-6t
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29
HELP TAINTED MALI

LET Z classified advertisement hnd
the right man for that position you
want filed. They never fail.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29

FO1 RENT-Furnished rooms, in
modern house. Inquire Mrs. Mary
Mclean, 404 First st. Phone 673K.
S26-4t
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29

FOR RENT-Modern furnished room,
COG Thayer. S-2S-4t
FOR RENr-Rooms, single or suite.
Phone 349 or call 22S Second st.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29
ROOMS o RENT

FOR RENT-Two rooms, partly fur.
nished, for light housekeeping
Phone 464Y. S-29-l2t
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29

FOR KENT-Modern furnished room
300 Eighth st. q 8-26-7t
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29

Mrs. George WEIGH returned yester-
day from a short visit to Darlington.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-29

Mrs. Pat Kelly is spending a few
days in Bismarck making preparations
for her daughter, Frances, who will
soon leave home to attend school, and
visiting with her numerous friends.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-15

THE SOLID IVORY BAR.-A host
of women in New York are trying to
get the legislature to provide for a
woman judge in the children's court
of New York city. They petitioned
the legislature to the effect and
argued that a woman judge could do
much more towards reforming youth
full offenders and preventing crimi-
nal-making punishment than men
judges have been doing in that court.
There is one conspicuous opponent
of this Observation-Disclosures
movement. That is the New York
Bar association. 1t, too, sent a rep
resentative to the legislature; it, too,
argued its side of the matter Now,
listen patiently and get the full i'm
port of iris learned bar associations
argument against women judges for
children's court.
''The proposed law is unconstitu-
tional."
Why?
Because there was no woman
judge prior to April 10, ITS, there
fore we can have no woman Judge
now!" Something to do with some
ancient common law or state consti-
tuition.
Just because there wasn't woman
judge in New York state, 140 years
ago, there can't be one now!
Hereafter we are not going to
dodge any automobiles or street cars
that our great, great grandfathers
didn't dodge in 1775. We won't have
any electric lights or telephones and
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-15
we won't go to the movies because
great, great. grand-dad didn't.
Nobody home! Solid ivory!
SHORT ONES

Sh-h-h. When you catch a pick
pocket don't call him a thief. That
Syracuse case proves that a fellow
may do anything between 1885 and
1915, but you must prove that heidi
it between $50 a. m. and II p. m.
on August 10, or he is not guilty.
: Stock market panics seem rather
tame these days. Evidently the, peo-
pie have reached the conclusion that
those who get into Wall street have
been warned and have no one but
themselves to blame if they are
blown up.
After digesting the ruling of that
Syracuse judge well never again get
fused up when lawyers, judges and
others complain that the American
people are losing their respect for
the courts.
What we are anxious to learn is
whether or not Queen Mary has
caught King George climbing up the
closet shelves to find a bottle.
: We are wondering whether or not
the New York scalpers will increase
their rates for admission to Charles
Frohman's funeral.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-12-01
TINES REP UBIcAN MARsHAILTowN 1oyvAS 1915

tions.-cr sndfviduala to back. him.. II
he is to mike q, showing It will be
necessary tor him TO depend upon his
friends to furnish the ssinews OF war;
This is an Ideal cuat1itid for it stands
as T. matter ,of reason that a man
elected by the support OF the people is
sure to'be \ more REPRESENTA- presi-
dent than one who has the backing Of
the wealthy satf. his command. !.
The immediate need is more thorough
awakef1ins of the state. OF Iowa to the
real possibilities of Cufmmins' nominal
ton by the republicans. Even .Minne-:
sofa and Sodtf Dakota at this early
date are showing more. faith than his
native state. Every state west,of the.
Mississippif river and in 1.-The north
seems very kindly disposed to the Iowa
There are not enough
delegates. In this territory to, make the
nomination sure, but If they are solid
for Cumfnins the lshowing VIII be such
that 1t can <sno OF :. be-. e. ..,ig1rored.-efpwa
should begin. right now to provide the
funds and the enthusiasm to- carry her
favored son. to success. 1t Is ads
and possibility that will not
come to this generation Of Iowans
again It Is time to make noise.
Aside from the fact that Senator Cum
Minis Is the most available and will be
the most, easily elected of any Of the
men suggested by the. republicans to
date, state pride should sdispel any
lurking lethargy that may now pre-
vail. Iowa's chance is real and we
should take enthusiastic cognizance of
IL at once.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-12-01
PEACE VERY FAR AWAY.

If there is any truth in the theory
that the war in Europe is to last until
the money kings stop it there are yet
many years of carnage before us. ]. S.
Bache G. Co., stock brokers of Wall
street, in their weekly rcview of trade
nations can be completely exhausted
for severaly ears.
AS to the duration of the war they
say:
I'VE hear much In these days, of in
tending attempts on the part of kind
minded people to force peace upon the
warning nationss. These movements
are altogether. chimerical and more or
less hysterical. Tremendous forces are
at work, in the face -Jt which these
kind hearted lullabies are about as eff
ficacious as If sung up against storm
a. sea- It is well to face cGld,- hard
facts Neither side will yield to the
demands of the other until forced to do
so. Talk of exhaustion is still far GU:
of the way. Bulgaria, in 19-, bank
rupt at the beginning and pinched by
crop failure, started upon fierce war.
The war lasted two years. Bulgaria
was not exhausted, for, in a short time,
she undertook another war which
lasted year. 1t Is not possible to be-
lieve that rich nations Ike England
Franse, Russia and Germany are any
where near exhaustion. Sad as it
seems, the termination of the war is
still far off. -'s
1T seems coId-blooded to link these
statements with forecasts of our own
outlook. But the facts are colder still
and must be faced: Our sales in enor-
nous amounts will continue, and as
neutral nation of great commercial
and physical resources, we must, as
important neutral nations. have always
done in great wars reap the profits of
expanding trade to- an extent never be-
fore realized in the history of the
world"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-12-01
STANDING PROSPERITY"

It's trite expression, but no plati-
tude, that ancient axiom that 1t is
hard to stand prosperity. Adversely
is hard to bear but men manage to
get along under it and keep the respect
and liking Of other men. Adversely is
rarely ridiculous. Prosperity seems to
run to the ridiculous as readily as
water runs down hill.
Success naturally swells our heads
a little. He is strong men who can
avoid a tightening of the hat band
when he has succeeded in doing some
thing better. than: the average man is
capable Of doing. Whether his sue
cess is Inventive or financial or in any
other line Of prominence he begins to
believe great deal Of himself that
others fail. to- admit. Sometimes he
makes a vulgar display Of rapidly &C.
cumulated wealth., sometimes he as
sumes general leadership because he
And when that happens people that
stopped to look and wonder while he
was making his success look sidewise
and grin. Prosperity is hard to stand.
The old. fable OF the convention Of
animals. where each displayed some
talent tells-how the camel drew ap-
rlause by his ability to carry heavy
loads and Of the excellent dancing Of
the monkey which followed the camel
stunt and also brought vociferous ap-
prevail. The camel couldn't stand it.
He tried to dance. And straightaway
his value was forgotten In the ridtcule
that greeted his performance.
Then there's the ancient story of
the cobbler and the statue. carved by
the great sculptor and placed in the
market place for the criticism Of the
popuface. The cobbler knew his bust
ness. He seems to have been most
worthy and dependable cobbler For
he found that the foot. Of the statue
varied lii iznsttaa- slightly .-c-n the
standard Of technical perfection. : And
having discovered the only fault in an
otherwise perfect work he drew the at
tention and praise Of the crowd until
he began to .criticise other parts OF the
statue and thus exposed his ignorance
of all except the foot and was hooted
and advised to stick. to his last. He
couldn't stand prosperity.
And later there is Henry Ford, a
great man, who can't stand prosperity
and stick to his line.
And before him was George Dewey,
elderly bridegroom and hero upon
whom the tickle public turned from
worship to laughter.
i AND there are more OF us less Trro::::
inent who, having done some little
thing well imagine that we are super
men and fail to stand prosperity. And
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-12-01
"p,ONEER LADIES'"

An exchange from northern Iowa
county chronicling the death Of IAN
early settler says she was ONE Of the
pioneer ladies of the county"
Why this common distaste toward
the use of that best word in the
language, woman
An obituary Can scarcely he. ridicn-
lous but reference to an old settler
as one of the pioneer gentlemen" OF
the county. would set mirth striving
against respect to the dead.
There were no pioneer gentlemen
and-iadies- Tn those days when Iowass
settlement was in progress; but there
were a magnificent army Of pioneer
men and women.
The true hearted wives who boldly
followed their husbands to the frontier
with their babes in their arms, who
dared poverty and hunger and the
storms that gathered strength across
a thousand miles of treeless expanse
were women. And the husbands they
followed were men. Write the words
in capitals. They were men and
In all the English language there are
no words which so we'll describe high
character as these: She was a, good
1t is all there, all that the
brave woman suffers and endures for
her own. her struggle and victory.
Those pioneer women do not need the
.erm lady. They were pioneer women
and when that is said all that can be
said in praise and appreciation has
been told.
Let us refer to those mothers OF
iowa then IS pioneer women They
would have been first to ridicule or re-
sent the term OF pioneer. ladies.
Withal they were something finer than
mere ladies' something elemental
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-12-01
Iona Newspapers

IRRELEVANT, ETC
lSioux City y ournal.1
The government is eesconcerned in
the enforcement Of state pFahibitory
law.-Federal Judge Pollock:
If the court please, the federal
statutes do not bear out that state
ment. How about the Webb Kenyon
law. 1t is nothing but an out and out
effort on the part of tn government to
throw the weight of its influence to-
ward an enforcement of state prohibits
Dry laws and all other state laws reg
ulating traffic in liquor. So far does
it go along this line. indeed, doubt is
expressed whether, when 1t Is put up
to the supreme court, that court will
admit that is constitutional. The
judges pronouncement would be more
TO- the point If the - supreme court
should knock out the Webb-Kenyon
law. While it is on the statute books
however: the judges remarks would
appear to be incompetent, irrelevant
and immateriaI. -
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-12-01
1s4E.soNANAAAsuLisr
! sealtn6 Wax -dr cabba&es-l, kinSg

The conifiambulist is q. person, who
is sound asleep everywhefe except in.
the legs. An expert somnanhbnlist who
is: in good training can 30, to sleep.
sitting bolt upright and releaseiA deep.
cayernous snore. but both. feet wilt Re-
main wide awake and carry him hither
and yon without missing . stroke. The
only way TO wake up somnambulist
Is TO steer, MIN our OF a tiiT q -stoTy
window and have a little fancy cr6cnet
work done on hts collarbone by q hard
ened fnterns with a VansDyke goatee. :
Somnambuiism results from various
sources. Sciencessays it Is: brought
about by the victim eating something
which failed to- digest in "a thorough
and w orkmaniike manner, causing him
to get up IN his sleep and hunt around
restressly for the ipecac. Some au-
thorities believe it is due to the same
m1crobe. that produces the nightmare
which winds up in the Indian war
whoop,s but ithis H. merely superstition,
as nobody. has even seen the microbe
in question except ON a colored plate
in some medical Journal It Is a
familiar practice Of the medical fra
ternity to attribute a, baffifng ailment
to some innocent microbe, and then
give a photograph -et the microbe and
his entire family as circumstantia1
evidence. a.1+-
The somnambulist Is the only known.
mammal who sleeps with his eyes wide
open: This is a mercifuif dispensatio1
of Providence which enables him to
walk around the house IN total dark !
ness without stepping on the uptufned
face. of the family cat Or barking both
shins against the piano stool One
seldom hears OF an accident Detailing
an agile somnambufist.rs whereas d
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-12-01


The little gate was reached at last,
Half hid in lilacs down the lane;
She pushed it wide, and. as she passed,
A wistful look she backward east. =
And said, ..Auf wiedersehen." -
With hand on latch, vision white
fingered reluctant, and again
Half doubling if she did Alright.
Soft as the dews that fell that night,
She said, "Auf wiedersehen.'
The lamps clear CLEAN fits up the
stairs, e.. r.sa,, =.
I finger in Fdelicious pain: \ TT-,aayfii}
All, in that chamber. whose rich air
To breathe in thought scarcely dare;
Thinks she, "Auf Wiedersehen?'l
'Tis thirteen years; once morel press
The turf that silences the lahe:
I hear the rustic of her Dress,
1 smell the lilacs, and-ah, yes,
hear .Auf wiedersehen."
Sweet piece of basflful maiden art,
The English words, had seemed to
fain.
But these-they drew us heart to heart,
Yet held us tenderly apart;
She said: 'Auf wiedensehen!"
james Russell Lowell.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-12-01
How ss Get Coed RIOS

HOY - Get Coed Rosts,. 49, III
When CAesar took a Westward ride =;
And grabbed the Gauls for Rome.
What wes the first thing that he did
To make them feel at home?
Did he increase the PEOPLES loads s..
And liberty forbid7 ~.
No, he dug II, and built good .rlads---,.
That's what old GAesar dtA.
Did Caesar put the iron heel
Upon the foeman's breast q 8
Or did he try to. make them feel -.
That roman rule was best
What did he do TO make them Glad
He came their lands amid = Z :sss-
He built good roads In plxce Of bad-
That's what old Caesar. did.
He built good roads from hill to hill
Good roads from vale 70 vale; .3,f5
He ran q good roads movement
Till old Rome got: all the kale.
He told the folks 10 buy a homo .
Build roads their ruts to rid
Until all roads led up TO Rome
That's what old Caesar dd.
f.---t - Ss-.# NJ
II any town would make itself
The center Of the map.
Where folks will come and settle down
And live in plenty's lap;
II any town Its own abodes 8
or poverty would rid, .is,s:f ~
let It 70 out and build good roads
Just like old Caesar did. z, ~.
ohio Motorast
osm,um now holds the. record Tor
hfril-priced metal. u
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-12-01
JONAS CHANCE.

boone News-RepubbcaM]
Il: is time that Iowa is waking up
thoroughly to its chance to name the.
next president Of the United States.
There never has beer. president
from west Of the Mississippi river,
though there have been nominees from
that territory in the major and minor
parties The year 1915; however, secs
q real opportunity for Iowa to become
the distinguished state to furnish the
incumbent ofhs.J e1ice, Of the
land - e :, q q.
Publicity Of "a very seAeFm z: hatare
viii be needed to FURTHER the. chances
Iof Senator Cummins for the repubif-
can nomination and publicity REQUIRES
funds. Iowa's candidate for the press
idency is a man Of moderate circum-
stances and has no wealthy cnrnnra-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-12-01
-i.st
ing the worlds market even American
markets. while ,the United States has
BEEN losing them. coripAred with gains
OF other ntitfoihl - SO
H,lpinr-t4tNnr out.

A physician who worthily bearD a
distinguished name ocenpiss m old
mansion in the suburbs Of Boston. HIS
aunt. who lives with him. tel1 2 laugh
manner and love Of method.
Not long ago MS aunt tiptoed into
his room on the. second floor some
time after midnight, and told him she
thought, there were .b1lrxlars In the
house The doctor -attired himself IN
his dressing robe and went DOWN
In. the rear he encountered q tough
looking man trying 10 open door that
Led inte the back yard The burglar
had successfully unlocked the door
and was. pulling at It with all his
strength. The doctor, seeing the rob-
ber's epredioament, called to him:
ut doesn't open. that way, you idiot!
It slides back!"-National Monthly !
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-12-01
HYMN OF HATE

say will never urt or knock the polish from your
virtue Let people hate you. II that action affords them
solid satisfaction It's when hate yourself neigh
Dor. that hatred prods, with saber. Wien let
this growing, and showed4the folks
visage scowlns. and spoke word that they might
treasure spoiled for them the whole days pleasure
That's why T. hate myself deeply, that's why held
myself ao cheapy, and when one hates shInssh Ire
biases he can't be soothed With cheerup phiases And
every time we descending to DO things that need
de4endinS reunorse T. in bosoms grating: ws know.
the bitterness OF hatins. -,s&.s d. Il
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-12-01
FoRciNG THE THREE RS"
ISioux City Tribune. ! E'

On Jan-.-l -at -la~-eoe4 into effect in
Pennsylvania which nakes-=it COM
pulsory for children under the age of
Is working IN. factories TO recetve at,
least eight hours of schoaiing. g. week.
The Law. prevfdes that iris instruction
may be. furnished in classes or. schools
organized and. held In factories and
gives considerable latitude as to the
character of the subjects taught. It
may =be--esen-in The Mature. ofsNoca :
tional training The law Will effect
II 600 children. - -fg:a za:.s:22--
Pennsylvania. manufactures vicious
ly fought the laws. enacfinenr. Ttt1ey-
now threaten to discharge all their
child workers rather than permit hem
enough time to receive eight hours Of
education. a week. .+... ,f5... E
What q striking difference Between
the Pennsylvania manufacturer and hts
German competitor! Thirty years ago
the German. manufacturers aided by
the German. government, began to edu-
cate the Germany factory workers, es4
pecfatfy the children :. They made IT all
but com puIsory The factories Them
selves undertake. much of this educa-
tion, and every student is given Dppor-
tunity to. develop the particular Talent
that rs within; him.. The result Is Wit
messed in,-tI1e hundreds and Thousands
Of expert chemists, electricians, me-
chanics. physicists, -draughtsmens and
skilled men in other vocatiops% that
Germany has nat -fleE command. - -.
It re largely the -secret-of German
efYlcfency-against which the Pennsyl-
vania manufacturer wants congress to
protect him by.:a high tarif. fnsteat of
adopting the same tactics
In Germany the government assists
the manffnctsrer-by helping him help
himself; If 1T finds he Is not capable OF
ever becoming strong and Independent
enough to stand on his own feet, it
drops him upon the theory that It. IL
| waste of money and energy TO create q
class OF ;perpetual Industrial pension
ers In. this. country, the theory has
been to provide manufacturing indus
tries with tariff nursing bottle and
| let them forever remain Infants
In larger sense, Germany has I'M
provaf the educational standard " her
masses until she has a smaller per-
4 centage Of .flliterates than any nation
in. the, W9rId. WINE fr1ftsracy III this
country.ssw1th its -boasted- system Of
free schools: Il steadily and aiafrTnfhgfy
Increasing. Germany u educating hef
werkers-the man behind the machine
] and the leon and lathe: This nation II
permitting freely .nianufactsfers :
kest: hyt.sse. soyerument..tos kssg che
workers n Ignorance So thaE -ttahe scale
of hYin8sand thereby the scale Of
wages, be kept. at q minimum. q
net. result Germany has beeh CONQUER
! -A