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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
ADELE HUGO, CHILD
OF POET, DIES AT So
When Young She Was Found
in New York After BEING
Kidnapped.

PARIS April % --A Adele Hugo. the
youncSt ~ Victor Hugo's four children.
di'd 81 her residence IN surcsnes, a
suburb OF Paris. yesterday. at the age
Of - years.
Tho sympathy Of the entire world vas
aroused many wears ago by the sad
and tragic story Of Adele Huro's NE.
When little more than a girl she Vas
KIDNAPPED ~ Guernsey ty an English Of
hrer tIer parents searched for her
all over Europe, but no trace OF her
whereabouts Wa discovered. Some
mo.t.s later girl was found wander
.ng tn tho streets of New York She
was apparently dcmentcd, and all sac
could or would say was II am the
daughter of Victor Hugo
She was sont back to her parents In
France. but could never be persuaded
70 speak - her tragic experience. She
failed 10 recover completely her reason
and after the death OF her father lived
a solitary existence In her villa. she
seldom spoke and when she did 1t was
never OF her secret pas.
Mile. Huso's only appearances in pub
,ic we're when she attended the pro-
duction Of one Of ner fathers plays IN
Paris. Then she always occupied a rear
seat IN darhened box. Apparently
she had no friends and never received
visitors.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
FAITH HEALER-WOMAN DIES.
Coroner Investigates Death Of
Christian Scientist.

YoNKERs. n Y, April 2c.-Mrs Anna
Wendell. said TO be the wife of former
assista ant treasurer ofths New York Central
Railroad. who lived at 10 Radford street
and was member Of the Christian Science
Church. died at her home to-day without
medical attention. according TO Coroner
James =. Dunn He is now making an In
vesti gationof her death.
The Coroner says that Mrs Wendell was
Il for long time and that she was attended
by healer Of the Christian Science Church
No physician was called in to attend her.
he says. The Coroner ordered DR.. Louis
v. Waldron 20 perform an autopsy this
afternoon. This showed that the woman
had died from tuberculosis.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
EXPECTS 100000 BID
FOR SARGENT WORK
Two American Art Patrons
Competing for Charity
Portrait.

II is more than probable that when
Sir Hugh Lane, the curator OF the Irish
National Gallery. returns home ne will
carry with him a very substantial ad.
dillon TO the fund.- Of the British Rcd
Cross Society ard the order Of SAINT
John Of Jerusalem OF England.
Sir Hugh Is here with the avon ID pui.
pose Of putting up, as 1t were at auction.
a portrait by the American painter John
Sargent. Mr.. Sargent has offered TO
paint a portrait for 10000 ,sj0,0o0)
or as much more as II will fetch. the
money going TO the benevolent societies.
Up to last night S.r Hugh had rot
actually disposed of his option hut
two well known American "onnoisseurs.
equally famous for the large sums the =
have devoted 10 the cause OF art. pere
in the running, Il was said
BY midday to-day there is little doubt
that he will have secured a bid at least
$4,000 above his limit He refused last
night 10 make public the names Of the
tno competing bidders.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
ARRIVALS AT THE HOTELS
Many Guests from Out Of Town ~
Local HOstelries.

Bresln-Me W. A. Watts, New
Haven II. c. Roberts. Brookl!re. Mass. ::
r. r. Wright. Philadelphia +. :. Lloyd.
London: Mr.. and Mrs. A. Johnston and
Miss Andrews, Lor don.
McAlpin--Mr and Mrs G l.. Wilson
OF Toronto. Mr.. and Mrs W. c. Logan.
Hannibal. Mo. Miss Z. X Molloy, VIII
minr,on. De. M!ss f. c. du Pont Will
m.ng'on, Del.
Bilimore Douglas Campbell % De
troi,. Mr. and Mrs Herbert w Rice OF
Providence. T. l.. Carl W Brand o.
Cleveland. Mrs Alan Evans OF Pits.
burg. Mr. and Mrs. Frank r Parsons OF
Providence
Tire Lorra.ne-Mr and Mrs : Prem.
tiss Baldwin. Cleveland. Ohio Mr. and
Mrs. Clarence Z FAX. Milwaukee. WIS ;
Mr.. and Mrs L. Y Weber. Stamford,
Com
aldorf-Astoria--Mrs. L O Wick.
ham, Cleveland. E. \ Deeds Dayton.
Ohio J. V Thompson, Un:ontown, Pa.
Knickerbocker--Mr. and Mrs. :. r.
Gardner, Wssh,rg'o-, =. c.; Warren
Noble Detroit. Mch.. NJ. and Mrs. II
+. Banner. Johnstown. Pa @. L Nor
wood Akron. Ohio.
Astor-M. ard Mrs r. = Bates,
Amsterdam. y Y Mr. and M.s. o J.
Olsen, san Francisco; william + Law
Ter ard Miss Rose Laulsr, Hartford,
Conn; Mr. and Mrs J J Westga,e
Montreal
Alsouqun-Josoph RIPPLE, Albany
/. II Tucker. Albany T Elliott. Lon
don
Woods'ock-M- and Mrs. Ralph We
tor. NewburEh y Y. NJ and Mr.
NJ Hughes, phudd'lphit.
Mart,niqque--M ard Mrs l. New
man. Buffalo. y Y Mr.. and Mrs. VII
lam J Peck. Pi,tston, Pa W W. Dill
Cincinnati. ohio.
CollIngw ood-Mrs $ p. Horton. Miss
II Phillip Troy; J y MlNken, Pitts
burg r \ Corh.n, New Haven, =. "
Cn,sshroIgh M.ubrooh, y. Y. D.. and
Mrs {. + Chandler. Montpelier VI
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
SAND-HELM.
Ceremony At Home where Brides
Late Uncle Lived In Jrvington.

lAbs!IowN. April 2c.-Miss Jeanette
as.M' daughter OF Mrs Dupless Morney
hs,l' vas married TO Ethelbert Low Sand
o. New York at $50 p. NJ. to-day at the
nome where her late uncle. David Noble
Rowan, lived in Irvington-on- II I'D son.
Sls va, gwen in marriage by her brother
p'Nl boynion Helm. and her attendant
|I her sister, Miss Florence Helm. The
oes' man was Harold Ellsworth. and the
slers were Max!milisn Low sand and
william l. Helm The ceremony was per.
,p'nAd by the Rey. Medley Cotton OF St
o'thaoas Episcopal Church Because
.o'a lsnl.les are in mourning only seventy
I'VE guests were invited.
Ny and Mrs. sand will 60 TO South
Ls'o4ha on their wedding trip and on
'hef return will live in New York.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
CARPET MEN FLOCK
HERE TO Big SALES
1000 Buyers and Statesmen at
HOtcls-Miss Gcncyicyc
Clark in Town.
FETE FOR MRS. WHITMAN

Buyers. statesmen and manufacturers
interested in the manufacture OF carpets
and rugs are here attending the two
enormous auction sales. The Prince
George. the Bresln. 81. Denis. Imperial,
Park Avenue and the Martinique are
crowded TO their capacity. Fully two
thousand persons interested IL this in.
dustry are stopping al these hotels
Beginning to-day John McF.. Rowna,.
president Of the Hotel Biltmore. viii
have street cleaning department OF
his own. Mr.. Bowman is going IS have
the sidewalk around the hotel cleaned
by the vacuum process
Miss Genc,ieve clark. daughter Of
Speaker Champ 'lark. arrived Nv town
yesterday and registered at the Van
derbit. Miss Clark IL here 20 purcha se
her rousseau
Edward knerlem gave a musical din
dining room of the Hotel Manhattan
last night.
Sir John and Lady Wilson Of To-
ronto. Canada, are AZ the McNlpn after
spending several days at Atlantic city.
They will sail in the near future for
England.
Members OF tho Interstate Commerce
Commission arriving In New York from
tim. to time will make their h.adquar-
ters AT the Preslin Jewclry statesmen
and buyers are also making this hotel
their headquarters.
Next Wednesday night Amos Pincpot
will address the members OF the T~.-
light Club. at their dinner II the Hotel
Nc Alpn, on the subject Of prison Re-
forms on Thursday night the Tw. .
light Sleep Association will meet at the
McAlpin. Mrs Amos Pinchot, It's pres.
dent. Will not be able TO attend. she
being in Europe to attend the Woman $
Peace Congress at The Hague
The reception to Mrs Charles =.
noon at the Hotel Bltmore in connec-
| ton with the charity fete "A Day IN
April will he an unusually attractive
! event socially. Mrs. Whtman's table
| for herself and twelve guests will be-
arranged IN pink roses and broad satin
| ribbons OF the same shade. TIE sou.
| yenr hat to he given her Will be IA white
! Ieghorn trimmed with violets.
4 luncheon OF tho School G|,rder
Association will be held tomorrow In
the ballroom OF the Hotel Majestic
Among the speakers will be Nartus "
Marks, president OF the Borough Of
Manhattan, and Cabot Ward, Park Com
missioner Plans for more school gar
cens will come up for discussion
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
MISS DALLETT TO BE-
BRIDE WEDNESDAY
w,ll BE Married to w. I. His
sci in Grace Church
Chantry.
Their WEDDING PLANS

Plans have been completed for the
..da,ug " Miss Frances a. Daliett. a
i,yrb,e- - John pallett, Jr.. to william
thorn kissel in Grace Church chantry
4, mex, Wednesday afternoon at !
,,,,ck. The ceremony will be performed
40 ,he Rev nr. Percy Stickney Grant.
..,,or Of the Church OF the Ascension,
,s.,s,ed by the Rev. Endicott Peabody
900 Groton School. There will he a
.srsr,ior tftervard At the home Of Mrs
rosl Francis Freeman. grandmother OF
"A. bride. 40 Park avenue.
Mss pallett has chosen Miss Marjorie
srl,e Stewart as her maid OF honor,
"a the Misses Louise Il. kissel and
Margaret Allen will be the bridesmaids
lanes Lloyd Derby will act as best
r,r Tn ushers viii be Louis du Pont
i,Iinr Nicholas l.. Tilney. Horace
a,sen william r. Lsdd. @. Hermann
Klnnicutt and John sloane.
Invitations have been sent out for the
r,iding Of Miss Margaret Seton Por-
,,r a daughter of MIR and Mrs. ".
Yooar, Porter. to J. Horton Ijams ~
.hls city, In Trinity Church. Hewlett,
L. l.. on the dlkfIIlVbIl VI ahfy y NJ q shV
,e,ock \ special train will leave the
PENNSYLVANIA station at 2 80 o'clock for
guests from this city.
The wedding ceremony will be per-
.orned BY the Rev. William r. Kempner,
-ec,or OF the church, assisted by the
R.v r townsend Henshaw OF Christ
church, Rye. ~ Y, and will be followed
w a reception at Louderdale. the coun-
~ home Of Mr. and Mrs. Porter in Law
,.nce. L. I. Miss Dorothy Dwight Porter
viii be her sisters maid of honor. and
ne bridesmaids will be the Misses Marie
Louise Dixon, Helen de Forest Griffin.
Gertrude y Pardee. Margaret r. War
r,n ard porcthy Anderton OF this city
AID Helye;ia Orr OF Chicago.
wilder Goodwin will act as best man.
Tie ushers will be Seton Porter. an
u-cle OF the bride Or. @ Adams Leland
.. Boston. and J. Fahys Cook. William
B Boulton. Jr. Harry VI. Addinsall. sid L.
sy P Henshaw. Antonio Lazo and Ross
Harrison o: this city.
Mr. ard Mrs. Andrew jackson Bastine
. Hamilton avenue. New Rochelle,
ave Announced the engagement; OF their
daughter. Miss Grace Basiine. 10 Lewis
fIlders.eeye Hartman, son OF tho Rev.
~ and Mrs, Frederick william Harri-
nan Of New Windsor. Conn.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
NEW RECORD FOR BELLEVUE.
Hospital Was Caring for t,S3: Pa,
tients Nesterday.

Bellevue achieved a new record yes
the hospital There were l.532 patients
there, the biggest number in the n;tv
years OF that institutions history. On
Wednesday there were Iall patients in
the hospital. Before that the largest
total was 1882
The present overcrovding IL laid 10
the cool weather following the recent
brief period Of unreasonable warmth.
which resulted in many colds and cases
Of grippe and pneumonia. Beds for
patients have been made up on the
floors and in the halls.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
MARIO LOMBARD,
ImPr~sario OF Grand opera Com
psny Die. In Portland. ore.

PnRrL>Np, ore. Arril 2. Mario LON
nardi. impre,arip Of an Italian grand
opera company now appeerIn. hero, died
10 day Of hemorrhas" Of he brain follow
tnss stroke Of apor'oNy lat night
lombard vA> Gu'" well known A. a
manager ~ grand opera companies on
the Pacific coast and in Mexico II" came
from Bucuo- AyTss several ,rsr- ago and
organized COMPANY winch appeared
uit h VARYING ~'l,sssS
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
NOTES OF THE SOCIAL WORLD.

..r his season Of the Friday
- wi,l be held tonight N
100. Room OF the Plaza These
."' organized by Miss Geor-
.. ''-.uf1 owen, and among the
are Mrs. Henry NJ. Alex
Oliver Hartman and Mrs.
T. '.,f..e
"'. Arthur p. Twombly gave a
.'.. yesterday al the ST. Regis.
:. W. a.' Mrs Samuel Russell and
w., agrl, Mrs. c. II, AuchincloSs
:. ' 1..'''Vn. Conn, are at the Gotham
' 1ru; visit
W. H.~7..o y. Slater OF Boston and
=" FFN'or, Miss Ray Slater, are At
Regis Mrs Slater's elder daugh-
N'- esther Slater, was married last
-, '' b, sumner Weiles of this city.
''. ".. 3ere from then wedding Jour
tre AZ the Rtz-Carlton.
4, H.- .f""rh Vanderbilt has gone TO
"rtrl-. i
A. .it,!ss Austin Morrison gave a
"."-, ''.' "sht at her home. l5l Gen.
"a ''.. Vast .Nfterward there was
"'' Mss cordelia Lee. violinist
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
McAdoo's Return D-In,cd

WAsHINGToS. April ao-S.c~o,,-,.
McAdoo Will not return 20 hts dttjes
at the Treasury Department before NAV
l. ms Is the lI'est repor, received
az the department to-day. The Secre-
tary Is riding out dai'y. but his recovery
has been slow and while he had MANNED
TO get back to his desk mex. Mondav m.
physician issued contrary orders ,o.dsv
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
TWO SUMMER HOMES BURNED.
Residence, Of W. =. Lawson aud
Cen. u. L.. burnett Destro> cd,

The summer homes OF Two Nov Workers.
William : lawson aud Cen Henry l..
Burnett. Wcr" destroyed by fire ve-'crdi,
The los, on the Lawson HON" a. Far Hll,
y. Y. Is estimated At $4,000 aud tun' on
the Burnctj home at Goshen. y \. Is
placed AZ sii.oro
Both fires are believed TO have been
caused by chimney sparks
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
LAST JOHNSTON MUSICALE.
Series to Close with That st the
BtItmore This Morning.

The last for this season OF the morn
Ing musicales organized by II. f. John
ston will be given this forenoon in the
Cascade ballroom OF the Bltmore.
The artists will be Miss I.ucrezia Bori.
soprano Andreas Sesu7ola, harytono,
nd Miss Rosina Call, premiere danseuse
of the Metropolitan Opera Company.
The programme will include a costume
recital by Miss Bori and Mr.. Seguroa.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
GERMAN EMBASSY NEAR BY.
VIII Occupy Cottages Mt CEDAR
hurst, l.. J., This summer.

The German embassy viii 10 in
tedarhurst, l. /. this summer, Count
Won Bernstorff and his stan will occupy
two dwellings there. which were leased
yesterday from Mrs. Katherine J. Whit"
through John +. SOFT and De Rlois q
Eldridge
The Ambassador will use ono cottage
for his home. and IN the other will
he the office Of the embassy and the
quarters OF IN" clerks.
German Ambassadors N previous
years have passed the summers IN New
port, II. |.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
LAC0MBE FOR LAW INSTITUTE
U. =. Circuit Judge Nominated a.
Organizntion's President

The nominating committee of tho Nsx
York Law Institute. Morgan J. O'Rrien
chairman. sent in Yesterday tho folIovins
nominations for the election of oflccrs on
Nav ~. 1915.
President United state, Circuit cour,
Judge h. Henry I.acomb. y,ca.nr.si,,o,,
George |. luRrahHm, Alton h ParLs,
thomas n Hubbard Ersrton I Win
thro r. Alfred r.. Henrlch- -fnemhar. OF
Lewis cas- Ledyari and Eohar, IudinU
POWER. member. OF the aud!ring com
nltte". Daniel =. Reussn John ii Parsop.
and John Henry Hammond
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
DRAWING ROOM SUITE, 1900.
Ernest schilIing Buys Dutch Cam
non In Craven sale.

The best price in yesterdays sale OF
the Craven antiques in silos Fifth ave-
nue. art galleries was $500, given by
Robert Handley for a tapestry draw
ing room suite Of Louis XIV. design, Mr.,
Handley also bought a Lansdown settee
in cary I'd mahogany for $40
Ernest Sch!lltng, the pianist gave s7+
for pair OF Dutch cannon on wooden
carriages, dated 1891. and r. Cullen paid
$500 FOR an English bracket clock with
chimes.
The tota. for the day was s2J,535 The
sale continues this afternoon.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23

The recruiting committee Of the Thlr'
teenth Regiment OF Coast Artillery. n. g
y. Y. will start campaign tomorrow in
brooklyn to get 200 new men before May Il
in preparation for the annual two weeks
summer camp tour. beginning July II,
Tents win he set up in Murphy Park. oppo'
site the Borough Hall. Prospect Park.
Richmond Hill. Woodhaven and Jamaica
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
More Delay fnr Nrs. Dnnph,

Deputy Commissioner Henry & Wright
oi III" Charities Depart w"u' Granted an
Other po~lpou,mru' YESTERDAY 20 counsel
tor Mr. Mar, Duuuhy. ho said hat ia"
Na- still To-" NJ "a app"H" and reply 10
,narg"s based ON her uar"e"monr 81 lh"
,rN'- hospitals aud schools ON Randall
Island This l. the ninth adjournment
The ease was set for April 20
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
NET AT CHURCH CONFERENCE.
baltimore Girl TO We'd English m q n
Who Lives In New York.

BALTIMORE. April 22.-Miss Ruth A.
H.man. daughter Of the Rev. P. A. He'll
nan, pas or OF -. Paul's English Lutheran
Church, Will become the bride Of Walter
4. Flint of Nottin cham, England. on
ine
Mss HAlnan and her future husban
re- for the first time last summer while
attending he church conferences al North.
t.h Mass
NJ FIN, i The British representative
and surer!ntendent Of the credit depart
neh' OF the firm Of Birkin 4 Co. lace i'm
reTiers 81 New York
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
800 TO PLAN FETE FOR FLEET
Cornelius Vanderbilt IL Chairman
81 Mayors Com ittee.

Mayor Mitchell appointed Yesterday a
citizens committee OF 200 men TO arrange
a plan Of entertaining Officers and men
Of the Atlantic feet. which will be In New
York harbor from May stols The chair
man is Cornelius Vanderbilt. He called at
City Hall yesterday and had talk with
Mr. Mitchell
They scheduled the first meeting OF the
committee for $50 r. NJ. to-day ct City
Hall.
President Wilson will review the feet
on May IL
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
N HONOR OF SHAKESPEARE.
'''ds' VIII BE Observed by Actor
Folk rs His 35Iu birthday.

Io'cas ID, % be observed By actor folk
ne g5'st aun.versary OF the birth OF
'". am o7lEeSpeare, although suthori-
nov as.re that the day of his
,-" Ni' April 20, 1854 lie died on
~ 90, ltis.
'r.'1rrIon Of The day Ellen Terry
r'f..ags from Shakespeare at
49, mood Playhouse, At the
l."i'-e after the performance OF
-''. '..'- there will be an observ-
'' N'easiOn because of the fact
" 'i"m!uS IS a direct defendant
.'eHgse, publisher Of the IA
. Folio of Shakespeare.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
E,ruIng u. :. Alumni 10 Entertain.

The Associated Evening High school
Alumni Of Greater New York, repre-
seutug the students and graduates 81
the twouty-one evening high schools, to
further their Clnpai GA 10 put the sy"-
UIUE high schools "a par with 'he de"
schools viii civ. an entertainment. fol-
lowed by a dance, a. Terrace Garden. IT,
night Two one act plays and "A ser es
OF interpretatIve dances, Will he pre-
scented,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
MARRIED.

KIN 'E--L''PTcN.--On Th4--day. lie -
~ April! az the homo ~ NJ A.. VI.
mares 'our;enav H's. Lexington
,''nu'' New York. - tho RE- Iahn
ho"'sHl L1thr'r. Ann "ouk'rg L4p-.
ton @: R-ooklyn. 80 R.u,1,,, ---.., =,
Nov York and Irr'rE.rr .-., Tj..,.... ..
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23
'STRAD" BRINGS $ls,50O.
II Sold Twice Over at Charity sale
In London.

5bfch4 'doIe DeSprfrh To The SUI,
LONDON, April .2,-The main interest
in to-days sale at Christie's ri the works
of art presented TO the British Red Cross
and the Hospital Of ST John Of Jsru-
salem was IN a Stradvarius presented
by Lord Newlands. II was bought By
Lady wernher for sl2.500. She returned
It to be sold again and the second time
Il brought $1,000, making a total Of
$le.5oc
To. days sale realized s:5.6s5.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23

At the closing session tonight i'm
portant examples by George Romney.
Sir Laurenz Alma-Tadema and Sir
william Z. Orchardson will be sold.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23

Sir John and Lady Wilson Of To-
ronto. Canada, are AZ the No Alpin after
spending several days at Atlantic city.
They will sail in the near future for
England.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23

Edward knierlem gave a musical din
ner followed by a dance in the state
dining room OF the Hotel Manhattan
last night.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23

Members OF tho Interstate Commerce
Commission arriving In New York from
tim. to time will make their h.adquar-
tcrs at the Prcsln. Iewelry statesmen
and BUYERS are also making this hotel
their hrAdnuarfnrs
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-23

Bresln-Me. W. A. Watts, New
Haven II. c. Roberts. Brookl!re. Mass. ::
r. r. Wright. Philadelphia +. :. Lloyd.
London: Mr.. and Mrs. A. Johnston and
Miss Andrews. Lo- don
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-08
QUEER CONDUCT

AS the celebrated soprano began to
sing little Johnnie became greatly ex-
ercised over the gesticulations of the
orchestra conductor.
whats that man shaking his stick
at her for?" he demanded indig-
nantly.
"Sh-h. He's not shaking his stick
at her."
But Johnnie was not convinced.
Then what in thunder's she hol-
lerin' for?"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-08
MISTAKE SOMEWHERE

Servant answering belD - My
master isn't in, sir. You may leave
the bill if you wish
Caller Tin surprise)-Bill? have
no bill. l wish To-
Servant lin surprise also) - No
bill? Then you must have called at
the wrong house.
O-O
ABLE-BODIED ENOUGH
Recruiting Sergeant can't en-
list you, my good man; you have only
one eye
Patriotic Scotsman-Hoots! That
disna matter. YeVe to shut ae ere
Hhin yer shootfn' oneWeY.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-08
HE WISHED A SPOON

A stranger entered a candy and ice
cream store at Columbus, Ind, and
asked for a quart of ice cream. A
clerk packed quart in a tin can Of
that size, placed ice around it to keep
it from melting, placed the can and
ice in a wooden bucket and handed
over the order.
where's a .spoon?" asked the
stranger
Eve do not furnish spoons when
you take the cream home with you,"
the clerk explained.
81 hadn't any notion of taking it
home" the stranger said. 81 want
to eat it here"
The spoon was quickly forthcom-
ing and without appearing to realize
that he was doing anything out of
the ordinary the man sat down and
calmly ate the whole quart Of ice
cream.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-08

ADVERTISE! ADVERTISE!
81 lay wide awake last night think
ing of my business.
bad plan, old chap; better keep
wide away daytimes. - New York
Sun.