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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17
rHE CHICAGO STRIKE

two features sf ne Chteaxe street.
railway sgrfse seen 20 pctst 90 q sazsr
vis~pofns on tee part % osrti.sfe'sz-s
sad psasfis tswsrd srsat labor eossssts.
One sas ne sosenes % serious G1soF-
1sr. lferseafors q has eesu ths rsis
er f.asxs e. property ssG sraE-
edies even atncst always FssuisiaE
rn- cnleazo serfks sas ccnducesd -
saea o naaasr nat th~rs we a estsi-
nsna az ma ssrt 20 thtaE
rnsre we also an t@sFc~srssas O.
ss sfEaa.ts % ne gantie. wnich snoGEa
ssrsousfy fiseom@sst.,t. aaaifeses.4 q
disposition 90 sscece tFtoaist1eas ssG
Arsv q enssrfsf FACE r. lsser seg-
ersss always egait Bs eoedsets't ss
ven az us enc wss r. Neui8 Re vastly
bsetsr asr an eeursru.sf.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

Il tell you what we'll do, Kaufman y
| he said. When this slaughter bpsi-
ness is over and we both get bach -
the land of the free I've got the biz.
| gest scheme on hand for making nnn-
| ey you ever saw. It's device thai
| may be applied to all pumping mech
I auisms Its use will be enormous. IN
take you in with me and wen mala
/ our everlasting fortunes. You attend
I to the sales while l attend to the man.
/ ufacture-see? '
Where viii we get the capitsl?-
asked the captain.
Capital Why there's esn,tsl
enough in the United States 70 nro-
mote any scheme If 1t can be proves
all right. I can get millions for anv.
thing I propose. My device is 81
simple that a. child can understand /,
Let me have a pencil and a piece Of
paper and I'll make you q drawing OF
it"
kaufman had the wheel. so he
couldn't get into his pocket without
stopping, but they were approaching
village. and he said he would stop FOR
something TO smoke. Pulling up at
small store, Wilkinson went In and
returned with some cigars, a pencil
and sheet of paper. He also had
something else that his companion
did not see. Lighting up the two
proceeded. Wilkinson making a sketch
of his device. kaufman, who had no
knowledge of mechanics, did not IN
derstaud it, Sd Wilkinson proceeded
10 make very practical Jemons,rs.
ton Rolling the sheet OF paper in
10 a tube a trifile smaller at one end
than at the other, he crumpled a
small portion into a little ball, which
he dropped into the tube; then,
while the captains gaze was on the
road ahead, ne cropped into it some
red pepper.
''You can't watch the ro2d and my
demonstration at the same time. Stop
the machine for a moment.
Kaufman brought the auto 10 a stop
and turned his face to his companion.
This tIha represents the pump, and
the crumpled bit of paper inside is my
patent ball valve. The greater the
pressure on the ball the tighter IL is
tA NIE AuuGr ~ AANAA EtAO8 va - A-EA-
this-see %
Kaufman did not see. because VIII
kinson had blown red pepper into his
eyes. Wilkinson jumped from the
auto and ran like a deer till he struck
a road, where he disappeared.
few months later Captain Kauf-
man returned to America minus a leg
that he had lost in the defense Of the
fatherland. One day whom should he
meet on the street but Wilkinson.
Hello, captaini" said the latter IN
his cheeriest voice. when did you
get back? Come in here and have
drink"
The captain scowIed for few mo
ments; thea the scowl gave way 70
smile. and the two pledged each other
under the star spangled banner.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17
TIE sgrEEEr STAND.

TIE ereseutseisr ssrfafstrause esr
hastily sssrf 81 Esss Tess a.fussesf
srsisad lg re Stlfst7 tavsft sefert
=t4ads ta.sa ths tasf ore alt Gess.3ss
ssias q fisaxureanegt CD tae a,srt OF
me GtV IA Whiea thsV are located tes
aataaablis Sac sas.Is those Wtief are
placed as tns earb soesthiss ef q 80
are rney form sa tfsai smsusa
ersna sa.ad Wnieh q stsslthv ifEszs
nay l~ag aat aseo aEsaspsctinE ps,sss-
sriaae
TIE fewer sasrs srs % Them ne Be-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17
THx COUNTY INFTRsLAEY.

sfsra srs,ss sss ss~s rfFss q Fr4ak
uyus. suserasssassrs % tas eeznty
ssarrzasY. sas tss Wark 30 szs esss
sai Il eafaE Ca tarrogisz tks eosafF
.ara aaG o. sateaa1fseE 60 Develop
lfs rrseascsa. IGsfs .E co 4aabt taas
- ess sezs q area Zeal zs9 fazs b.
e saFlsis< Co credit
az Ehs saeza finse ths fact s6a4if
zegrr BE- less slzst % Ekss tae place
.s lstrafsf 20 BE- as iaflrEarT aet sgs
a e0nza1srrtst issgffatiga arf mere are
tlGz1ls bsYass wkieA o. is sas-sa TO
80 o. ssfsagertsE % sake g pzy tHs
cost 81 ra.alstsearrs.
A large psosortiga % gas tsasirs a.
sas eaassg lzEraary are too o.4 90 arc
atars7wtse lacapseitatsG fas Ezngai la
Dor. especially tsat uhice Involves ere
1srraEt1r 81 tsra @achissEY. Al
at.rF class is s.aGs 40 % msa ts1spoF-
sFtlr 1eseFsaf fa eo@bat vita ioau
larteFe1rc- TGss@ Who are sb.e-ta.iist
and rauahls a. ta.aE a taiF daT's uort
are eeslsr OF fs.iiuifsafig 81 EzakiaE
fsslr aEa tsrisE Instead ~ teinE HaF,is
IS sas ecgrtT.
ts sa e-aisrHa~fa satiftae on ere
-srr ef ttr ssrrr atrafrrE at rE~ sa-
5-narF ss uEstse tar asrtsz af tar
eesg as tfF ss possible est ere fee-
ftea &c enc iesrat.ae saaaIt aat bF
asr slse OF tErt .1 care
zoe ttese e Gro aese.e t1 care Zoe
Earassrrr-s lt re fEa Ear
trrasnsrf f.Frr al enc tafa. ts
rrFs a freet sa sst t esa
-.rr r.r.a eae Urrarr f.e esaEH az
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

sfes as-farases ss E.s. .1r.lf..
av aas fst1 aae4 aas.lass ttfs.s ts.
YESTERDAY 81 asr tseaet suitas ~
Eue eruufarea er s ellN ts fr
center Ca teusf FL sfs satrrt ar sl
lfass af saslaess .0 sil safls Of eaee.
Or raates enc slsaasaF et efereasel e.
fa4 generic ssG aItees .as eltN 8
ertEar BasilIau Es seatp@er wft4 s
aefanhors Goes tslset as waeis
yves a seal geeg af sratIls,ss ts s
tsGu atees eea saizst.eH sat tfe $500
blaeK meFe s.s1ts ss wea Coz csE5E
tne lead s saeia,.srts.s.ts tar .ts Era-
raj Eeoa
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17
TICE ROAD LAW AS NOW AMENDED

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SAYS tpFtel.f
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ana rt- s.sr o. are rft-- have s~r-
s f s'-- before Cpf-
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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

u us test EatsEs $50 eee1s-9-
sl eF tss vasaa stel-lstssr1a
observes EaF IseT tasfaal.
frsH ar.a..aa 81 e cease @ ere t.-reH
States ee .n- esFf as err aa-ta ASSERT
.sa resgt s ts.le-t e.rflea 60 laesr
-E te4ees enc saaa ts.-rfi91s % ts-s
eesatrN. sac fs eos esaEtef eF els
rlss-as aeraas ef territorial setir
ffeas OF ere eaF ef BEG powerful
esrgs-ea er5EreaF Ars osf ef t-e
confidence asG fEF fess eesFsrfer-
lsrf gae seeFet gsa-As.Fr szse eaaEfess
a-r-. tss-s ,s ts.at Co eeEsr seoG frgif
81 fss fssa of closer re,stipas f9 tse
rsasast beaeet @ NoFte aa3 s9sfh
kaisrtss-
aometasas atass tEts lice was ths
sszEssgtaa 90 ca All tasFrtesg g4iocs
faF ssfrass. Ezaes D. tar Coioseblaa
fsrsxass 60 sss WasaiaEsoa coafes-
saea. aaG Wkiea Mayer H.zatsabaFE
of Psilsssipsts happily termed a
.uaefsrsEien q tatsrdspeeEsaes. sseh
az ~sllfsaee~ o. -sstenss~ e9lsi4 not
ar skeala sas. heSsvsr. BE- uEtsTtsksa
60 bad All sks Eogs=rE.ssfs - tte
two A-zsrfess O. ssssz4 sses oshsE ~
cav eeesruvsrsT nat siEet sFise Win
sea AGssrtass states. FeEarEtess %
tas ssrfss % tas Glsresr. "A aErs~-
rsrs eeGts vsrr properly - catered
lnss 60 ss<sss ssT Anasrfess vietisa
% arusstf szErsssige- TesTs woai4 bs
aors ef ne 9ssEsr % ~satzEEtisE al
ttasess~ aEslass wEfcs Wassie Et61
va-ra-,f 80 egsasrV Or ssses a. SAFER
ssseE.ess % weatf. 60 - easfFsry.
ee a texsest sstsasiae 90 ~ Nosroe
secrrfas. o. wslee ne t-Essst states
has trf.s isfersliY sssed rtssxs9
Azashsr te seE WnteE SEA- sztoa %
tes Asssrfeas govern seats szixkt 49,
-crtetsss fsr sEssstvss ss4 ssssssffF
vssss - frsstfera f-uas tssssfsFeaes
WA sssHerss sFs4s se sEts SIC % he
xfce,s - VA 80 ven as % ceaes. as6
~ nestsssssnr - ee1tiEs-sss essss %
esrsosrcs esssreTs-s frocz 80 western /
serfassas~el Nsrte sse segsk Asssries
Gsfssf - szee ebssess weGte - q i
sescEsefs lsssrssssrs sns9x4 80 esnss9 i
ne rrspses - waf-erszsst t.sTess-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

London Correspondence OF The
Associated Press.) The coalition cab
met has apparently not arranged any
political truce between the party or
sans. which are quite as autagonistic
ass before the joint government was
formed Neither party seems satisfied
with the selections OF the other side.
No sooner was the appointment OF
DR.. Christopher Adison announced, as
parliamentary secretary of munitions,
20 take the most recent instance, than
the Globe. a conservative organ, asks
whether a man who had been professor
OF anatomy and medical lecturer and
writer so many years before entering
parliament is capable of bringing bus
mess methods TO bear on the organ
izatiCn OF war supplies under Lloyd
George.
We had hoped when the new gov
eminent came into existence" COM
ments the Globe, that the era of criti-
cism had been brought 70 an end and
that we should all be able 10 work to-
gether for the common good with COM
plete confidence in one another. But
such an appointment as that of DR..
Addison 10 an Office OF vital import
ance is like a douche OF cold water up
on these aspirations"
Liberal papers, which had not yet
recovered from the shock of the high
preferment given Sir Edward Carson
and the others engaged in arming
northern Ireland for revolution during
the home rule crisis. raised an outcry
over the appointment of the militant
fisherman, J. H. NJ. Campbell. NJ. P,
to the lord chancellorship of Ireland,
which was announced concurrently
with Or. Addison's. The Manchester
Guardian declares a grave political
situation has arisen in Ireland be-
cause OF It:
Those who had been praising the
growing enthusiasm for the allies in
Southern Ireland and had begun TO re-
joice in its fruition in the steady flow
OF recruits from classes and districts
that had been holding aloof in doubt,
are gravely concerned about the de-
says the Guardian.
The Freeman's Journal, the national !
organ. says Campbell identified him |
self with the preachers OF anarchy"
The Daily News calls the appoint |
ment the death knell of the political |
truce in Ireland. while the Chronicle. |
also an organ OF the liberal party. |
more mildly SAYS: whatever Mr. |
merits as a lawyer, his ap-
pointment as head OF the judiciary in .
Ireland at this juncture would be re- /
reived with dismay by Irish national I
sts. II would, in fact, be regarded as |
yrievous affront"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17
NEED or A sANAroRruM

rse.ssaia~ts IN ar fts esrnas cssrs-,s
~ farsas tas rvsF t0tg ever tfs.s09
Victims IA ~ Cufssf Ssssss. wsseh
axnks~s me or~~snes 81 spprextn'sssfr
fxD0I aoo eonsuza eftsrs VITA al seen-
snfc less % a. tsast settsan.aed s~r
nnnzmI ssseryfias 80 ths exerss gives
- Ens erssisisnt az ne Nsflenal 40
Gpcsse1ua Cor the Ssaar sssf rrvvsaeasa
- rwb~reafesis. Drs c-er9s " Esbs-
= vsesfastsr. q G.. ia sss saaasss az
H~ss &C s~setfe tss etasr ear.
~opn< an4 Ez1ws 80 tse crce1er1
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

srsraas ass become ss ferr.F 81
1.afs,t rs sefarm lhaE ur .eee.is fts
sssselt an se,lis.saes m.skIas
'.sneaaoF Cd 1lsq faeaisaee r
tfnt Dafiors sa,i eeal h.t..s H.-
Ee 0rescrf1aE eles4 sauH-
nsit4tsias Hrs
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

The buqaa power af E s.F
FreusH moner Lei IeVsr Hsa afe
been 70 5H Fsses. n.tf fs r
var Is 1rsIafalE s1 rs.I an .ne rfet
81 faaar .eunEfIrs sHH .saf. .Ir t.tt s
rtaffIr t1urslseHlst when sle
st.tl-s wUI bel Hfe srrmarea. Hf.t..t
ssnfsF af Fsr eaFut once ule efe
me- etc vartf TatnfFfre Us seriously a
etfss,J Gel VISTA bel "a STOW 1raress tes.ss-
ffs Re-. especially ers ssssV wac fssts
~ aH.ffff
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17
The Proper Local Treatment.

Students are protesting because the
University OF Iowa has raised its den
tai school tuition fees. Why didn't
the faculty work the painless extrac-
ton method on the students pocket
books ?-sfiiwaukee Sentinel.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

Monsieur Levy declared that 323 out
of every 500 persons in houses Of de-
tention are alcoholics.
Monsieur CoIson's report concludes
that private distillation Of brandy By
fruit growers from their own crop IS
worse than public sale Of alcohol since
II introduces it directly into the family
TO children as we'll as women. The
law which permits this also allows the
consumption in the family Of the
equivalent of five gallons Of pure alco-
hoI per year without tax. The rest IS
supposed to he taxed but rigid super
vision is impossible and practically all
the produce of private distillation IS
capes taxation and is sold illicitly, al
of it Is consumed in families.
In addition to the suppression OF this
privilege Of private distillation the re-
port recommends. and the academy
adopted a resolution 70 that effect, that
the licenses be raised from the present
average of As francs, 20 100 francs min
imum and 5000 francs maximum. that
tobacco shops be prohibited from sell
ing liquor and that 10 new licenses be
granted.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17
Its Entrances and Exits.

Wine Is made OF dandelions, also Of
parsnips. But neither can be any
worse than elderberry wine, which,
when swallowed. has been known to
return and run out of nose and ears.
Toledo Blade.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

goruasasiaa chat taaes ell sac ae .
sarioiss saertsEs a .ge sgeplI or t,4A
ian Give on saa saaEa1tll as "a res.slt
&c faal eaftatFg. e. Fatrsare .ala t4r Naf
lasDilF Wa aafssaa-a Nos. af eD
Clrse eamuio'i s.ss tsaf Aarr..sHs
ace ma.fs La Eatt esunEfr
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

tf He at4aaart pu Company Co.
serves shs Eatl msttal given 90 st tar
san rraaelsca ,alf fae See 1art a Coz
asrviaE ssEleasi resources. o. esff W
have a fsmegd laaEe l1r r9e estaarf
m Waiea Of asa conserved t1s re-
searrea .f r4r Standard oH
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17
June lin American
History.

1T75-Battle between British regular
soldiers and patriot militia at Bun
ker Hid, near Boston
1850 - The mammoth steamer Greas
Eastern sailed from England on
her first "trip TO New York
1SS9-John Gibbs Gilbert, noted actor,
died. born $50
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

fs asa been arranged a. Kansas CRY
Co oaFals gFisoaess ever asalafs 80
saas taeg eaa sssad ga~ tag with tasir
r4ar fsa. r. thaY have aaT. ree ertt
iaafeat step VIII be- hau aaitisgf O.
aafurfaTs
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

uer-rsi vt~ssrfsse Hs<r-s Ass sss up
~ oasfaess sc . sars~Tors wStn o-ees
a. ~ aret4ssT. New rerEs 50 ~ las
stse s1f9 = esnsss s~s=srasor- IRIS
sstttress WI sef - aeEieess.t ~ ne
rsDsrtsrss tkaexh q ess sreSssly ssv-
90 80 90 sswsJ "a Va q. ees<ty.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

gllig aaadaFs secretary ess sesleas
81 AL sess1lsss selss fege.sGllsss
eone9ralaE Ess WsF tas sVaegsi.ss Esls
his lins er sfElss4eaf. tf la safe ta pre-
act Mat miazs vii shortly leE,a o.
happen o. tas far@sf sseEusaFy.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

EJsaseisss sgsrVeefF wlti BE lsss as
posed 60 egfllelss tas eeafaer we sfs
k4ttas sfJsF fs4 saE ef ths heafy
saewsau fa gaFts az Serth pls'sesa
tats wees
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17
FOLLOWING FATHER HOME

FOLLOWING FATHER HOME.
Years ago. when
Was Jest a little lad.
An after school hours used 10 work
Around the farm with dad,
I used 20 be so wcaried out
When eventide was come,
That I got kinder nuNious-lika
About the Journey home;
But dad. he used 20 lead the way.
An once I'm awhile turn round an
say
So chcerin' like. so tender. "Comei
Come on. my son, you're nearly
home."
That alters used 20 help me some;
An 60 followed father home.
I'm old an gray an feeble now,
An frimbly nt the knee,
But litc seems just the same today
As then So seemed ga me
For while 7 am still so wearied ont
When eventiIe is come
AN Etui Eit kinder anNious-like
About the journey home;
hut stir my Father leads the way,
An once in awhile hear him say.
So chrcrin' like. SO tender. Come
Como ON. my son. you're nearly
home"
An same az then that helps me
some.
And 90 I'm following Father home.
JOHN TALMAN.
THE United States supreme court
has sustained the cash register COM
rany decision. Which may he taken
as further proof that the National
makes no errors.
AMONG those % whom settlement
% the Chicago strike was a severe
disappointment might be mentioned
the school children
Az American woman Is reported 20
have suffered loss of memory in Lon
don. she could not even remember
her hotel BIN.
We have received a copy OF the
beautiful catalogue OF the Van Dorm
Iron Works. Cleveland, Ohio, which
has the lowest bid on furnishing the
steel cells for the new Rock Island
county Jail. IL was sent with the COM
pllments OF John Toon. At first blush
we took q for music catalogue.
And they say Toon IS n singer, too,
but his verses are all about his cells.
Why this column should have been
picked out as likely TO be interested
IN the interior arrangements Of the
new jail Is not comprehended. Still
Brother Toon. who Is lingering in
these parts. may have some inside in
formation. One never can tell.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

BURNS vs. Burns is the title OF q
suit for divorce fled az Peoria The
marriage. which was performed Fourth
OF July last. is now being referred 10
by friends OF the couple as hzzle.
Our Refined Yaudeyillians.
He-Let me tell you. wom-eean,
when / grabbed you l did not suppose
was marrying your whole family
She-HeAven forbid. You've been
excess baggage ever since we found a
minister who didn't have the heart to
warn me against my fatal step
Hs-Probably he needed the money.
She-Yes. what he got came out OF
ny purse.
He-No Il didn't You had 10 retire
10 another room 20 produce #
She-No matter. Cornelius I'm
growing tired OF hauling you around
the country.
He-Say. Kid. ~ Il wasn't for me-if
you came 20 the theatre without me
az your side the stage manager
would hand you the mop.
she-And II he did the first one
would use Il on would be you.
He-Now. ladies and gentlemen, we
take great pleasure in offering for
your approval what consider the
most popular OF many songs
have written. They Have Shifted
whites Grave TO Lay a Sewer"
Earl, Brassey. 70. Is proceeding
from London 10 assist in the taking Of
the Dardanelles. a brassy old cod
ger sure enough.
HER MARY Garden's) success de-
pended more on personality than on
vice or vocal art."-New York Even
ing Post Explaining the reason for
the editor hastily deciding upon
vacation trip.
VIVA Yagle receives her mail al
Reform. Alabama.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

Nish. Serbia Correspondents Of
The Associated Press.l THE typhus
epidemic is Iessening IN force, since
the greater number of sick now re-
cover whereas formerly the greater
part died. There is now no com
plant about the need of doctors, for
many have been sent 70 Serbia from
the United States. Great Britain ana
other countries. The main Work 70
be done is the cleaning up OF out
lying districts and disease-breeding
grounds. New buildings for the re-
ception of patients during the no.
weather have been erected outside OF
Nish.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

THE Yaqui Indians are said 20 have
declared war on Germany, Mexico and
the United States. Which leads 20
suspicion that the redskins have got
fresh supply OF gasoline.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

MISS Frost f. a wisconsin June
bride Pessimistic friends already are
making predictions.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

SUPPOSE you are clipping Bryan's
serial on The Causeless War" for
preservation in your scrap book?
Neither are we.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

ANOTHER poor physician needed. -
reads headline In one OF our contem-
poraries- Why not employ u good one
while about II. ING.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

Paris.-In discussion OF a report by
Monsieur c. Colson on alcoholism be-
fore the Academy OF Science il was
stated that after two generations the
posterity of alcoholics becomes extin-
guished- Raphael George Levy gave
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17
Sidelights on the European War

the statistics of p families chosen at
random, u temperate and y alec
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17
CHORDS AND
DLSCORDS

BURNS vs. Burns is the title OF q
suit for divorce fled AZ Peoria The
marriage. which was performed Fourth
OF July last. is now being referred 10
by friends OF the couple as hzzle.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

Az American woman Is reported "a
have suffered loss OF memory in Lon
don. She could not even remember
her hotel bin.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

VIVA Yagle receives her mail al
Reform. Alabama.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

EARL Brassey. 70. Is proceeding
from London 20 assist in the taking OF
the Dardanelles. a brassy old cod
ger sure enough.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-06-17

AMONG those 20 whom settlement
90 thc Chicago strike was a severe
disappointment might be mentioned
the school children.