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Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-10-11

Roseburg Review: The Review has
received from Morris ]. Duryea, di-
rector of publicity of the Ashland
Commercial Club, little pamphlet
in the shape of drinking cup, which
he calls glass of Ashland mineral
water. Ashland is also called the
Carlsbad Of America. A big cam
paign is on to make that city great
resort. Well situated, in a high
climate, with the water actually
there, bubbling up from the Intervals,
there is no reason why Ashland
should not attract wide attention.
Roseburg Review: Senator Kath-
ryn Clarke of Glendale expects to re-
turn home this evening after a couple
of days spent in Roseburg. Miss
Clarke is somewhat timld about ex-
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-10-11
LOCAL and PERSONAL

George Farwell was Medford Wis
itor Thursday.
Miss Goldie Barnes visited friends
in Medford last week.
Miss Bertha Woods is spending a
few days with friends in Medford.
Mrs. Ella Cook spent last week
with Mrs. Blaine Klum in Medford.
Will Beck and family of Ashland
visited in Rogue River the first part
of last week.
]. G. Wagner of Sheridan, Wyo.,
is in the city and is contemplating
locating here.
Grandma Hughes visited her son,
L. E. Hughes, and wife in Fern val
ley last week.
H. l.. White spent portion of last
week looking over property in the
vicinity of Montague.
Mrs. Bert Armpriest and son of
the Applegate district visited friends
in the city last week.
Otto Caster of Eden precinct has
sold his grain to the Ashland Mills
and is hauling 1t in.
Siskiyou county's total taxable
property, including railroads,
amounts to s21,341,00S.
j. C. Maxey returned Saturday
from Dunsmuir, where he spent last
week with Fred Judy and wife.
DR.. Lance Briscoe is here visiting
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. George Bris-
coe. DR.. Briscoe has been located at
Seaside recently.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-10-11

pressing her views about politics, and
refused to either confirm or deny the
report that she will be candidate
for reelection when her present term
expires. Miss Clarke has the distinc-
tion of being the first lady senator
elected in Oregon.
A well-constructed, six-room, hard
finished house, modern conveniences,
good lot and good residence section.
within three blocks of the East Side
school. Only $1,1OO. Inquire at
Billings Agency. l. 39-2t
That "easy street" shoe in soft gun
metal with heavy soles is sure to
please you for $3.50 at Mitchell &
Whittle's.
Phone news items to the TidingA
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-10-11

Miss Edgar, a trained nurse, went
to Yreka last Wednesday, where she
is assisting in Shasta Hospital.
See the lyceum advertisement on
this page. 39-2t
Mr.. and Mrs. B. M. Martin and Mrs
Ida Martin were over from Little
Shasta for a few days last week.
Two bits for an evening of enter
tainment at the Parish house, We'd
nesday. 1t
Mr. and Mrs. G. A. Gregory of
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, spent Thursday
in Ashland as the guests of ]. H. Gra-
ham.
A. S. Bliton of the Medford Roller
Mills spent Saturday in the city in
the interests of his flour and other
products.
Ventilated work shirts, extra heavy
quality, tans and blue, at 81 each.
All cotton. Mitchell & Whittle.
Grace culture for women. Com
bined course aesthetic and ballroom
dancing, $3.50 per month. Shirley
Keene, phone 702-R. 1t
On Friday brush fire in the APP
plegate district was placed under
control by the forest service. There
was no timber damaged.
Elder Tabor, pastor of the Seventh
Day Adventist church, visited Mrs.
w. M. Wagner in Hornbrook last
week He was accompanied by his
wife.
Elkton, a little Douglas county
town located near Scottsburg, was
wiped out by fire early Friday morn
ing, according to the Roseburg Re-
view.
The national rifle shoot is now
going on at Jacksonville, Fla. Ash
land is represented by Corporal
George Irwin, who made the Oregon
team.
Two cases of scarlet fever In a mild
form have appeared in Yreka. The
Siskiyou city's health authorities are
enforcing rigid precautions against
any spreading of the disease.
Farmers of the valley are holding
their hogs for higher prices, the mar
ket now being in an unsettled condi-
tion. A carload of cattle was shipped
the last of the week.
Kenneth Williams of Grants Pass,
we'll known in this city, and a men,
Der of the Cincinnati team of the Ma
tional league, has returned home to
spend the winter.
Mrs. A. s. Clement of Milford,
Texas, was here early last week, re-
newing the acquaintance of T. w.
Hudson and c. Ramsey and daugh-
ter, old-time acquaintances.
The Medford city council are max
ing up the budget for the coming year
and must in some way make allow
ances for the loss of $4,000 which
will occur with the departure of the
saloons.
Johnny Enders, who suffered dis
located hip in the alumni football
game, was out on crutches Saturday
and will navigate with the aid of the
aforesaid instruments for a good
many days to come.
See the lyceum advertisement on
this page. 39-2t
George Robson, fire chief, accom-
panied by his wife, is enjoying a
camping trip, and S. Hayes is on
duty at the fire station. Glen Gui-
ley, driver, assumes the duties of
chief during Georges absence.
Several Indian witnesses who we're
called from the klamath reservation
to appear before the grand jury in
Medford in the bootlegging trials
passed through in automobiles Thurs
day and Friday.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-10-11

M. c. Bressler, former resident,
now located at Harrisburg, is back,
renewing old acquaintances and look
ing over familiar scenes.
Folding auto gloves in a splendid
grade of leather, all sizes, black and
tans, so a pair at Mitchell G. Whit
ties.
Walter Blalock left last week on
a trip to Edmonton, Alberta, concern
ing land matters, and on his return
will be met in Portland by Mrs. Bla-
lock.
Trinity Church Girls Club card
party. Parish house, Wednesday.
You are invited. 1t
Mr.. and Mrs. j. II. Casey, their
daughters, Mrs. Carrie Hargadine
and Helene Casey, and the Misses
Helen and Gertrude Biede left Sun
day for the San Francisco exposition.
A squash the size OF a submarine
is on exhibition at Lamkin's real es-
tate office, and comes from the gar
den of A. H. Peachey. 1t is five feet
in circumference and weighs eighty
pounds.
Trinity Girls Club will entertain
you Wednesday evening at the par
ish house. Card party. Come and
have a good time. 1t
w. w. Watson and family have
moved to Medford, where Mr. Wat
son has secured a position. Mr.. Wat
son has until recently engaged in a
back to the soil movement" in the
company of his brother, G. B. Wat
son, who will remain on their farm
east of the city.
In the last issue of the Tidings it
was stated that there had been thir-
teen deaths during September. This
was a mistake, as the report referred
to was for the past three months in
stead of one. OF the thirteen who
died during the past quarter, three
were non-residents.
Every little gulch and field held
its full quota of hunters Sunday, and
few and far between we're those who
returned with bags even approach
ing the limit. The early days Of the
pheasant season witnessed whole
sale slaughter of the birds, who fast
learned that a man with gun meant
trouble.
Has Ashland the team? Come out
Saturday and see. Then talk it over
at Rose Bros. over chicken tamale
after the game. 40-2t
Phil Metschan, manager of the I'm
perial Hotel at Portland, on his re-
turn home after an automobile trip to
San Francisco was reported in the
Portland Oregonian as saying: THAT
road through Jackson county over the
Siskiyous is the best piece of road in
Oregon or California, and absolutely
the finest stretch of highway l have
ever SEEN"
Medford Tribune: A. S. Rosen-
baum, who has been in the Southern
Pacific Hospital at San Francisco for
the past five weeks on account of
injuries sustained during the train
collision at Ashland last spring, is
expected to return Tuesday or We'd
lesday. After a week or two spent |
IN the country he will resume his
iuties.
Bert R. Greer and daughter Vivian |
md Miss Cherry Starkey left Sunday |
for San Francisco. Mr..
Ireer expects to return next week.
Miss Starkey will remain for two
weeks in the exposition city and Miss
1reer will spend the winter with
riends and relatives in southern Cal
fornia. Mrs. Greer, who has been
listing in the vicinity of Los An
yeles, will return with Mr.. Greer.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-10-11
Royal
Arch
MasOns

Special convocation of Siskiyou
Chapter No. 81, r. A. NJ, this Mon
day. evening, October II, 1915, at
1880 o'clock. Work in the Royal
Arch degree. Visiting companions
cordially welcome.
W. H. McNAIR, H. P.
w. H. DAY, Sec.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
KNIFE is THE BEST WEAPON
Training Of Infantry on the Continent
Hereafter viii Include Hand
to-Hand Fighting.

Today the defense stands PCT on
earthworks, wire and machine guns.
The attack has tried gas, petrol, bayo-
nets, siege artillery, field artillery,
grenades and mines, and has come
out, generally speaking, second best.
Trench mortars have not developed
the requisite accuracy nor the requi-
site destructive power. High-explo-
sive shells in sufficient, quantities have
accomplished the best offensive work,
and the infantry is depending more
and more on a short, heavy knife,
which is the best for work under
ground or in the dark. To sum up:
killing the defenders of a position
is accomplished by shells fired at least
two miles away on the average; and,
secondly, by what the French call
body-to.body fighting, for which a
knife is the best weapon. The train
ing of infantry on the continent will,
in the future, undoubtedly include the
technique of hand-to-hand struggles
for which physical agility and strength
must be developed.-New Republic.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
This Gem of Irish VII.

Lieut.. ANDY" Rohan, who was at
his best when, on dun and quiet
evening in the headquarters at the old
city hall, he gathered about him the
night police reporters and told them
stories of his youth and ireland, told
this one to his friend, "Matty
White:
When l left Ireland, this nanny a
year ago, a lad in brogans and tor
hat, my mither came to the dock and
she wept and wept at my going away
Never mind, mither mine says l.
'Amerikky is a land o. gold and op
portunities. In a year I'll come back
to ye-rich.' But / didn't. didn't
have anybody to go back to. My
mither was here keepin' house for us
seven lads, and every one of us was
travelin' out O. the same station. -
Chicago Herald.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
The Alternative.

Please may l keep my book till
Monday" asked the small voice of a
small boy the other day over the tall
counter of London public library.
why do you want to keep it?" said
the librarian.
Because I amt finished it." said
the little fellow.
How long will it take you to finish
it?" quoth the librarian.
AN hour" said the boy.
Well" said the librarian, 1T is Sat
urday night, but We do not close for
two hours. Go home and finish the
book and bring 1t back"
The boy thought hard, and the IL
brarian said:
Cant you do that?"
NO." he said, Il can't do that, be
cause If l go home I'll get bath"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
Patlent knew hilmseIf.

You haven't any serious or organic
trouble" said the young physician.
cheerfully. You're a little nervous
and run down, that's all. Take more
exercise, eat less and forget your
troubles"
The hyochondriac snorted Young
man." he demanded, his voice shaking,
how long have you been doctor?"
i took my degree three years ago, )"
answered the medico.
And | am an invalid of rs years
experience. Who are you to disagree
with me?"-Brooklyn Eagle.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
He Got Them In.

The lazy student had been told that
the instructor would ask for a list
of the kings of Israel in the examina
ton, so he learned this list, and went
to the examination in high hope. TIC
his horror, the questions contained
no reference to the kings of Israel
and he looked in vain for a question
that he could answer.
The latest question was: Distinguish
between the major and minor proph
ets."
In answer he wrote: THE Lord for
bid that should draw distinctions be
tween these holy men, but the kings
of Israel are these" Then followed
the list.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23

table Compound, and now ! feel like a
different person. / believe there is
nothing like Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound for weak women and
young girls, and would be glad If 1
could influence anyone to try the medi-
cine, for know it will do all and much
more than it is claimed to do" Mrs.
CLARA FRANKS, r. F. D. No. 1, Maple
crest Farm, Kasota, MINI.
Women who suffer from those dis
PRESSING ills peculiar to their sex should
be convinced of the ability of Lydia E..
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to re-
store their health by the many genuine
and truthful testimonials we are con-
stantly publishing in the newspapers.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE will help you, write
to Lydia Observation-Disclosures Co.
(confidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by woman,
and held in strict confidence.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
Tragedy.

DO you mean to accuse Charles of
cruel and inhuman conduct" said the
young womans mother
Yes, l do" replied the weeping
wife.
This is terrible. Tell me what you
have suffered"
Il left him at home while ! went
away for the summer and he was so
cruel and inhuman that he forgot to
feed the dog or the goldfish or the
canary bird OF anything"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
Easily Settled

What's the trouble about the pro-
gram?"
This prima donna insists that her
name be in larger letters than that OF
the trained chimpanzee."
Let her have it that way" direct
ed the vaudeville manager. THE
monk is intelligent, but he hasn't ar,
rived at the point where he is going
to kick about the way we print his
name. "-Louisville Courier-Journal.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23

Compound has done
more for me than
anything else, and l
had the best physi-
clan here. l was so
weak and nervous
that ] could not do
my work and suf-
fered with pains low
down in my right
side for a year or
more. / took Lydia
f., Pinkham's Vepe-
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
Acquitted.

why do you say the officer is
wrong?" demanded the judge, when
he swears you came up behind him
silently at the rate of 25 miles an
hour?"
Because the running board always
rattles at ten miles an hour"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
FACE BATHING WITH
cutIeura Soap Most Soothing to Sen.
sitiVe Skins. Trial Free.

Especially when preceded by little
touches of Cuticura Ointment to red,
rough, itching and pimply surfaces.
Nothing better. for the skin, scalp,
hair and hands than these super
creamy emollients. Why not look your
best as to your hair and skin?
Sample each free by mail with book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Groves

chill Tonic is equally valuable as Gen
eral Tonic because It contains the well
known tonic properties of QUININE and
IRON II acts on the Liver, Drives out
Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. so cents, = Adv.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23

When a girl goes around boasting
of the number of men who have made
love to her it's a sign they didn't ask
her to marry.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23

1t has been estimated by engineers
that one waterfall in Iceland can be
made to produce 10000 horsepower
and another $4,000.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
W. N. u, ST. LOUIS, NO. ss-1s15.
Eoroe of Nenesaltv

A.-Burroughs has the happy facul.
ty of making friends wherever he
goes.
Bile has to; he owes all the old
ones.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
Can Be Remedied.

mfr. Billyuns. your peerless daugh,
ter"
Now don't throw that up to her.
can buy her peer any day"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
The EXPLANATION.

He is the only man l have ever
seen who could eat corn on the cob
gracefully"
He is an expert player on the
flute"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
pehned.

Harry-Paw, what is a henpecked
husband?
Paw-A man whose nerve is in his
wife's name.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23

Did you ever hear of a president OF
this great and glorious country taking
a prize at a baby show?
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
Its Glass.

Il have a parrot that can speak
several languages"
"Oh, then, your parrot is Polly
glot."
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
A Considerable scheme.

Why, purple, grille? Purple isn't
at all your color"
But want something to clash with
my chum's new pink gown"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
No Sian.

rs Miss Puff scientific woman?"
Certainly not. Why do you ask"
Il noticed she was a chemical
blonde"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23

It is our belief that man has Just
as much right to spend his hard.earned
money for cigars as his wife has to
spend it for face bleach.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23
Easily Mended.

Doctor, ! have such a poor appe.
tite."
"Then don't eat SO much rich food. "
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23

A wise married man never praises
the gown of another woman unless
his wife has one more stylish.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23

Matrimony is a sort of pay as you
go falkland the longer you go the
more you pay.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23

Keeping Up With the Times.
The days are getting short"
That's nothing. So am l."
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1915-09-23

Other things are as scarce as the
teeth of hem ROSTERS. for in
stance.