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The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
WAVES HIGH UP IN RANK
Sufferer From Effects Of High sea
Was Designating Them as he
Watched Their Approach.

A New York man was crossing lhe
Atlantic with an army officer who SUI
fered greatly from seasickness.
On entering the stateroom one par
ticularly rough day he found the ON
Ger tossing In his berth, muttering IN
what at first appeared to be a sort OF
delirium.
STOPPING over to catch his words,
the friend heard him say: Sergeant
major . sergeant =. major
brigadier general e. ugh, lieuten'
ant general . a-a-a.h!"
What are you saying?" asked the
friend in some alarm, as the sufferer
looked piteously up at him after his
last gasping "a-a-ah!"
Assigning the waves their rank,
said the military man, rolling toward
the wall again. There have been
eight lieutenant generals within the
last twenty minutes"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
WONDERFUL HOW RESlN0L
STOPS SKIN TORRENTS

The soothing, healing medication ID
resinol ointment and resinoi soap pen
etrates the tiny pores Of the SHlh'
clears them of impurities, ana stops
itching instantly. Resinol poslti'eis
and speedily heals eczema, heatraSh,
ringworm, and similar eruptons' anu
clears away disfguring pimpleS anu
b,ackhaads when other treatments
have been almost useless.
Resinol is not an experiment. II IS
a doctors prescription which proven
so wonderfully successful for Skin
troubles that 1t has been used by other
doctors all over the country tor TWEEN
ty years. Every druggist sells reSIno'
ointment and resinol soap--AdV.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
FROM a Sinners Dairy

A sinner can't lose. Some of his
ships are always coming in.
know man who would spare no
pains or expense doctoring an enlarged
or otherwise out-of-tune liver. Yet he
treats aching, aspiring, longing, loving
hearts with scowls and sneers and
sharp discouragements.
| know woman who is for letting
you have what you want when you
want 1t, who favors vacations before
you have to go on stretcher.
Love-something that makes you
want to surround and be surrounded
by.
There's never a time when It's safe
for doctor to eat onions.
So take your pick--die off and be
mourned, or live on and be cursed
Lynette Fremire in Judge.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
CA[0NEl WHEN B|L|0Usl NO STOP
ACTS LIKE DYNAMITE ON LIVER
Guarantee ~odsoos Liver Tone" Will Give You the Best Liver
s uuI R BOWEL CLEANSING You Ever HadOesn Make You sc

spoonful and I it doesn't straigbten
you right up and make you feel fine
and vigorous lwant you to 60 hack to
the store and get your money, Dod d
sons Liver Tone is DESTROYING tha
sale Of calomel because it is real liver
medicine; entirely vegetable, therefore
it cannot salimte or make you sick
I guarantee that one spoopru, =,
Dodson's Liver Tone will nut your
sluggish liver to work and clean yonr
bowels Of that sour bile and copsti.
pated waste which is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable
l guarantee that bottle of Dodsons
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam.
lily feeling fine for months. Give it TO
your children. It is harmless; doesn't
grippe and they like its pleasant taste.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02

Stop using calomel! 1t makes you
sick. Don't lose days work. II YOU
feel lazy, sluggish, bilious or consul
pated, listen to me!
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis Of the bones
Calomel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into it, breaking
it up. This is when you feel that aw.
full nausea and cramping If you Ieei
all knocked out" if your liver is tor-
pid and bowels constipated or you
have headache, dizziness, coated
tongue, if breath is bad or stomach
sour just try a spoonful of harmless
Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store or dealer and get 50-cent
bottle of Dodsons Liver Tone, Take a
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
Victims Of the Druo Habit.

According to a recent estimate of
the United States public health serv-
ice. the number of persons in this
country who are victims of the drug
habit is about 10000, and the number
Of doses of narcotic drugs consumed
by them annually is about S50,OO0,0O0.
This estimate is based on figures col
lected In the state of Tennessee where
under a recently enacted antinarcotic
law 1,403 permits were issued in six
months to persons petitioning for the
privilege of using narcotic drugs, and
theconsumption Of such drugs amount
ed to S,49S,200 average doses.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
ResembIed Dinino Car.

Jim Sullivan, typical American
tramp, carried kitchen cabinet under
his coat, and when arrested in Red
Wing, Mimi, the following things were
fosxlsf Eight large, raw potatoes
weighing seven pounds; one quart bot,
tie of sweet milk, one ten-cent loaf OF
wheat bread, one-half dozen tea bis
cults, one.half dozen rolls, fresh; two
one-pound packages of ground coffee
two aluminium salt and pepper shak.
ers, glass cruet filed with vinegar. one
raw onion and two Japanese paper
napkins
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
interesting Comparison.

interesting comparison.
1T beats all how luck does play IA
vorites," remarked Farmer Corntossel.
y jes' been to see Ezra Hankins.'
"How's he gettin' along since he hurt
his FOOT"
Hes purity glum. The doctor
charged him hundred dollars fur cut
tim his foot off. An when the rail
road cut Uncle Jake's foot the COM
pany paid him six hundred in cash.
Maybe these great corporations amt
as graspin' as some people says"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
Too Late.

Senator Kenyon, congratulated at a
June wedding in Fort Dodge on his
eloouence, smiled and said:
well let US admit frankly that the
gift Of the CAB is, after all, a good
thing.
For my part, have never found
silence golden except at a wedding or
a funeral-when it's too late to say
anything"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
CLEAR YOUR SKIN
BY Daily Use Of Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. Trial Free.

You may rely On these fragrant
supercreamy emollients to care for
your skin, scalp, hair and hands. Moth
ing better to clear the skin of pimples,
blotches, redDess and roughness, the
scalp Of dandruff and itching and the
hands OF chapping and soreness.
Sample each free by mail with 32-p.
Skin Book. Address postcard, Cuticura,
Dept. Y, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
WOMEN CAN
HARDLY BELIEVE
How Mrs. Hurley Was Re.
stored to Health by Lydia
Z Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Eldon, Mo. -"I was troubled with
displacement, inflammation and female

weakness. For two
years I could not
stand ON my feet
long at a time and I
could not walk two
blocks without en-
during cutting and
drawing pains down
my right side which
incre ased every
month. Ihave been
at that time purple
In the face and would
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
OF Course.

Did you ever hear such silly rot
as that line of Tennyson's: Half a
league. half league, half a league,
onward'?"
What is there silly about it,"
why, anybody knows that not more
than half league can be going on
ward at any given time. For every
game one team wins some other team
has got to lose one"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
Encore.

I'm glad we didn't get any dupli-
Gates said the bride as they inspect
ed the wedding gifts.
i wouldn't mind If somebody would
duplicate that check your father gave
u.s." replied the bridegroom.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
Did Not Hate Him That Bad.

Il was telling Titewad this morn
ing that shells for a 12-inch gun cost
$500 each
Well, what about it,"
He said he wouldn't shoot one OF
those shells at his worst enemy
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
Moneys Worth.

You are charging more for sum-
mer board than you did last year.
Yes" replied Farmer Corntossel.
We've got a lot Of new tunes for
the phonugraph an my boy Josh has
learned all the latest dances
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02

Millions of particular women now use
and recommend Red Cross Ball Blue. all
grocers. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
Good Reason.

why is the policeman looking at
your wall so suspiciously?'
81 suppose he noticed it was COW
cred with vine that is something
of a porch climber"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as Gen
eral Tonic because it contains the we'll
known tonic properties of QUlNINE and
lRoN 1t acts on the Liver, Drives out
Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. so cents. ~ Adv
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
A FjQhter.

A Fighter.
Flatbush-My wife wants to 60 to
Europe this summer.
Observation-Disclosures, with all the
trouble over there?
"sure thing; she loves a fight
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
ir,oortapt ~ Mothers
EIissfut Ideal.

81 hope" said the applicant for sum"
mer board that you have no mosque
toes, and that there will be chicken
and fresh vegetables always on the
table, and that the nights are invari-
ably coolg"
Great Scott, mister" exclaimed
Farmer Corntossel, what place are
Won lookin' fur? Heaven"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02

If you want to study human nature
don't patronize correspondence
school. Watch your neighbors,
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02

Some of the scenery Is employed
in the theatrical business and the bal
ance of it is worn by women.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
Irresistible.

Irresistible.
peyton--Bennet is organizing regl-
ment Of English buffers.
parker-Why buffers?
peyton-To scare the enemy 10
death.-Puck.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02

There may be lot OF credit due
a mans wife, but she usually demands
cash.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
Well Named.

lack Slow--May I-er-kiss you?
Miss Sweet-What do you want
written permission?
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02

After a man gets about SO old it
keeps him busy trying to rectlfy the
mistakes of hi" youth.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
Heroes have to wade through a ]oo
Inf Of trouble to get reputation.

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL. l.. YOU
Try Eye Remedy iol Red %eea Mi1s
i;s, I'VE comfort Write for Book Of the Eye
Nv mai Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02

With 5000 telephones one New York
Office building holds the worlds rec
ord.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
Making Il Even.

Making It Even.
81 hear the high-school girls made
their own graduation gowns this
year"
Eyes, but they made up for 1t by
cribbing their commencement essays
out of the encyclopedia"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02

Most old bachelors are hard 10
please; they don't even think a girl
baby is fit to kiss until she is sweet
sixteen.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02

''Of course she does. That's the
reason she's trying to square the
circle"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02

As the twig is bent the small boy
is inclined to make a quick disap-
pearance.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02

Nothing interests women more than
. mon who refuses to explain things
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02

A kiss may be reward or punish
nent
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
A Real Dilemma.

A Real Dilemma.
I'm in a fix" declared the war cor
rocnondent I'm in love with a pretty
nurse"
"Yes?"
"she wants me to shave, and my
nossnort describes me with whiskers.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
Can't BE Done.

MRS. Giddy has invited all the men,
bers of the sewing circle to luncheon
and matinee party"
Doesn't she know they have been
gossiping about her something aw-
fuI7"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02

Always sure to please, Red Cross Bal.
Blue All grocers sell it. ADV.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
INTERNATIONAL,
SUNlAYSQlO0L
LESSON

tBy E. o. SELLERS, Acting Director of
Sunday School Course of Moody Bible
Institute, Chicago.)
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
In the Trenches.

mo blankets, captain"
"Well, boys, we'll just have to cover
ourselves with glory"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-02
LESSON FOR JULY a
ARSALOM'S FAILURE.

LESSON TEXT-II Samuel 1S:1-15
GOLDEN TEXT-Children obey your
parents in the Lord; for this is right
Ephesians 81
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-27
Maxwell Doubles Present
Production Rate of Plant

Ground has been broken at the
Maxwell Motor Company's Oakland
avenue plant for one of the largest
building operations undertaken for
some time by the Detroit automobile
industry.
The new Maxwell addition is to be
$50 feet long b. 1870 feet wide. and
will cover practically four acres of
ground.
Like the present buildings of the
big group, it will be one story high,
with saw-tooth roof of glass and tile.
The materials are brick and steel with
cement floor. Eighty days have been
allowed for the building operations.
On January %, when the contractor
turns the building over complete, ac-
cording TO schedule, the Maxwell
Company's facilities will rise from q
capacity of $50 to 500 cars daily.
The new building Will be devoted
solely to assembly purposes. Along
it's length will run two parallel plat
forms, similar to the one on which
the companys product is now put to-
gether. At one end this assembly
will start with the bare, unpainted
frames. From the other, complete
cars will roll out to the testing track,
under their own power.
There is nothing new or expert
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-27

completion of negotiations for the
purchase of his company of the
American Gear and Manufacturing
Company of Jackson. Michigan.
The American Gear and Manufac-
turing Company has for years been
parts builders in the industry. This
company manufactured the first aXles
which were used on the Hupmobile
"20," and have since been the main
axle source of the Hupp Motor Car
Company. The acquisition of this
plant at Jackson, Michigan, gives the
Hupmobile Company an exclusive
axle plant and a thoroughly modern
and efficient machine shop in addition
to the parent factory in Detroit.
1.-THE purchase of the American
Gear and Manufacturing Company by
the Hupp Motor Car Company is an
other step in our policy of eXpan-
sion,' said Mr.. Drake, in making the
announcement. with the recent
financial reorganization of the Hupp
Motor Car Company, we began imme-
diately the enlargement of our plant,
to take care of the big demand for
Hupmobiles. We have just complet-
ed new buildings which add appri-
mately $500 square feet to the De-
troit plant. The purchase of the.
American Gear and Manufacturing
Company gives us an additional Co.
600 square feet of machine shops.
Preparations are being made for fur
ther additions to the Detroit plant
which will add between 1900 and
200, 900 square feet of space. All of
these additions are designed to give
us production of, at least, 10000
cars in the next twelve months.
"In purchasing the American Gear
and Manufacturing Company, we are
fortunate in bringing into the Hup-
mobile organization Dubois Young,
who as manager of the Jackson plant,
has been chiefly responsible for it's
splendid development. Mr.. Young
comes to the Hupp Motor Car Com
pany as works manager, and will be
in charge of all Hupmobile manufac-
turing"
This purchase follows by only a
few days the announcement of the
sale through Ladenburg, Thalman and
Company of New York, and A. G..
Becker and Company, of Chicago, of
$500. 900 of preferred stock in the
Hupp Motor Car Company. While no
definite figures have been announced,
1t is understood that the purchase
price of the American Gear and
Manufacturing Company is approx
mately one million dollars.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-27

merous occasions when various kinds
of assistance was required. He has
been a consistent booster for the Dixie
Highway movement and turned a car
over to the officials of the Dixie High
way Association which Dlloted the re-
cent tour from Chicago to Miami, Fla.
At the present Mr. Cole is endeavor-
ing to secure sample code of traffic
laws that, with only few minor
changes, can apply universally in the
larger cities of the country. The as
sistance of persons who have had to do
with traffic regulation in the large
centers of population has been solicited
and every motorist in the country has
been invited to assist.
With the excellent start that the
movement has acquired in so short a
time, it's ultimate success is assured,
and with the cooperation of the mo-
torists of the country and the public
officials in so many States. it seems
plausible to predict that definite steps
will be taken to put the idea into ef-
feet in the very near future.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-27
Traffic Laws of Cities
Subject Of Talks by Cole

1t Is doubtful whether any public
spirited movement emanating from the
motor car industry has attracted great
en- general interest among American
motorcar industry has attracted great
by j. j. Cole, president of the Cole
Motor Car Company, which has to do
with the proposed Standardization of
metropolitan traffic laws.
People in all parts of the country -
motorists who in their tours during
the past summer have come to recognize
the necessity of some such universal
regulation OF traffic have written
Mr.. Cole assuring him of their support
and cooperation. The Safety First
Federation of America discussed the
question at length at the recent con-
vention in Detroit, and voiced an APP
proval of the idea, Newspapers and
magazines have commented on the
movement both editorially and through.
the actual news columns and public Of
ficials have guaranteed their assistance
whenever the time comes to take some
definite action in the various States.
SO enthusiastic have some commu-
mites become that they have invited
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-27

mental in any step of this assembly.
It will be merely a reproduction in
duplex of the system which has been
successfully in use for more than
six months Designed by Production
Manager Charles Adams to the gem
eral ideas of President Flanders of
the Maxwell ompany-himself a vet
eran in quantitative lines-the pres
ent Maxwell platform was originally
rated as able to care for produo-
ton of $50 cars a day. In the stress
of summer and Fall necessities, this
platform is now turning out more
than $50 cars daily. It's record is
2S6.
In the revised plan of production,
the present platform will form one of
the pair in the new building. The
room vacated will be used in the
manufacture of parts of the increased
number Of units which the doubled
assemblying capacity will render
available. Increased production will
also be the rule at the Maxwell plants
at Woodward and Baltimore avenues
and in Milwaukee avenue, in Detroit,
as well as those located at Newcastle.
Ind, and Dayton, Ohio. Several of
these plants are increasing their floor
space and equipment to maintain the
production balance.
The Oakland avenue tract on which
the main Maxwell plants are situated
includes fifty acres. more than twelve
of which are covered with buildings,
driveways and railroad sidings More
than a. mile of additional sidings are
now being placed and additional ship
ping docks are being built to take care
of the increased output of next Spring.
Several of the Maxwell departments,
in addition to the production organiza-
ton, have their headquarters in the
roomy office building on these
grounds.
The Maxwell interests also control
the adjoining property on which the
Gray Motor Company is located, and
operate a large part OF the main build
ing thara as Tnotor factory
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-27

Mr.. Cole to speak to the citizens and
explain the proposition to them. Among
the first to endeavor to secure him was
the city of Springfield, Ill. In that city
during January will be held the In
ternational Pavedway Congress and
Governors Conference. Governor e. r.
Dunno, of Illinois. will preside and Mr..
Cole has been given a place of promi-
nence on the program and has been
asked to deliver an address on the
Standardization of traffic laws. Cover
nors from Texas. Arkansas, Missouri,
Illinois. Indiana and Michigan will be
in attendance, and 1t is hoped that
through them concerted effort can be
started to put the idea into a more
precise form so that the States repre-
sented in the conference can act as
nucleus from which nation wide
movement can be developed.
Mr.. Cole since the day he entered the
motorcar industry has been an active
figure In every enterprise that has had
to do with the improvement of roads
and motoring. He is a firm believer in
good roads and has responded on nu
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-27
HupmObiIe Company Buys
Another Factory

Announcement has just been made
by J. Walter Drake, president of the
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-27

Don't put up" any longer with
that old-style inefficient kitchen
stove.
You can get a modern one and
the price will astonish you.
In the For Sale" column of the
Telegraph Want Ads are often ad-
Vertlsed almost-new gas and coal
stoves at half price and less.
You see, somebody is always
leaving town or breaking up
housekeeping from some other
cause.
In Harrisburg, these persons
know that the best way in the
world to close out stoves, furniture,
etc, is to use a Telegraph Want Ad.
One of these bargains is yours
for the watching.