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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
''CASCARETS" FOR
LIVER, BOWELS
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a Decent box now.

No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation, indiges-
ton, %biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with C~ascarets.
Don't let your stomach, liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight; put an end to the
headache, biliousness, dizziness, nerv-
BUSINESS, sick, sour, gassy stomach,
backache and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs of all the
bile, gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 10-cent box means health, happi-
ness and a clear head for months.
No more days of gloom and distress
If you will take a Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little In
sides need a cleansing, too. Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
DO NOT HESITATE
To Use cuticura on Skin.Tortured
Babies. Trial Free.

A hot bath with Cuticura Soap and
gentle application of Cuticura Oint-
ment at once relieve, permit rest and
sleep and point to speedy healment
of eczemas, rashes, itchings and irri-
tations Of infants and children even
in severe cases.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

Of these deicacies. Last May the Northern Pacific railway sent him an
eghtpound fruit cake with two godpated candles on it." said Doctor Wiley.
II cut a small piece and asked him If he wanted some.
M, daddy he said, cake not good for your boy"
Doctor Wiley said he was strongly opposed to feeding children sweets.
such as candy, ice cream and cake.
1T makes children fat and it's a sin to be fat in babyhood. We get
that way soon enough added this big stout man.
When the boy attended his first party, Doctor Wiley said, he went along
and when the other children had lunch he told his boy that sweets were not
good for him and that he should not eat them. The lad agreed, said Doctor
Wiley, and ate graham crackers instead.
HE eats his mush without sugar and cream every morning said Doctor
Wiley, and you couldn't make him eat 1t any other way. He has never
been taught to eat candy and sweets and he doesn't want them. Every Sun
day evening he gets some blackberry preserves, which he enjoys, but they
have acids and other foods in them and are nourishing"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

descendants and a there are no historical records concerning them, 1t is
necessary to rely N a study Of the archaeological remains for knowledge of
their culture.
The early dweners of this land were ignorant of writing, although they
cut on the rocks pictures o photographs, many of which occur in the MINI
bres valley near the sites of old ruins
The animal and human figures painted on the pottery bowls are very
realistic, and remain today practically little changed in design and color even
after the lapse of centuries. The art shown in these figures was we'll adj
vanced; the drawings represent human figures, although there are many
mammals, fish and birds The dehneatons of the birds are especially true
to nature, and at the same time quite realistic, though somewhat conyen-
tonal Geometic designs as well as symbols are characteristic and highly
instructive.
One of the bowls collected by Doctor Fewkes shows three hunters follow
ing a deer, another depicts a hunter with a curved stick, evidently an archaic
weapon resembling the throwing stick.
The stone tobacco pipes Of the Mimbres are tubular in form like the
.cloudblowers used in certain Pueblo Indian ceremonies. They ar made of
stone and shaped like our cigar holders. By sympathetic magic a cloud of
smoke resembles a rain cloud, and the creation of the former ceremonialy
brings rain A priest using the cloudblower is illustrated on the interior of
one of the painted bowls. w,
The stone idols or fethhes collected in the Mimbres valley have the form
of frogs, bears and mountain lions and are similar to those found in ancient
ruins in Arizona 4 tr #N#H#
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

and the announcement that any
watch may be tested at Uncle Sans
timepiece laboratory has been made.
And lest any friends grow sus-
picious over your missing watch,
while the bureau experts are putting
It in cold storage, in a dollhouse, and
placing 1t on its back, upside down
and in other unusual positions to see
IL it stays on the job, Uncle Sam will
give you a receipt for It. After the
test is completed he will hand you a
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
Fashionable Goods Not Wanted.

That Latin Americans insist on hav-
ing just the kind Of article that suits
their taste is illustrated by an incident
in Guatemala. An old gentleman In
the interior, a large ranch owner, had
always been used to a certain kind Of
necktie, and asked a local house to
buy a number of them for him. The
house ordered several from al Ameri-
can concern, but the latter wrote back
that that kind Of necktie had been out
Of date for 20 years, and sent several
OF the latest design. These we're re-
fused, however, the old kind was OBJ.
tanned from Europe, and the American
house lost what might have been an
opening wedge to a good trade.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
An Ant Student.

A young woman, who came to Co
lumbia to take her degree of doctor
of philosophy, married her professor
in the middle of her second year.
When she announced her engagement
one of her friends said;
But, Edith, thought you came up
here to get your Phi. d"
$50 / did" replied Edith, but had
no idea l would get him SO SOON"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
ONE LITTLE THING LACKING
Guest at Charitable Function Enjoyed
Himself, But Had a Criticism
to Make.

Two lottery derelicts had just fin
ished a repast at Bethel mission-one
of the spreads that are being laid out
for the unemployed They were filed
and comfortable and disposed 10
reminisce their experience.
"Didje git a piece Of that beef. Pill?'
asked n Of the other.
Yep" said Bill.
AN didie git some O. that soup?"
Yep"
AN coffee?"
Yep"
Couldn't O. asked for more.
Couldje?"
We'll, ! DOMINO" said Bill.
well, what wouldje of asked for?"
Il IA just a-thinkin'," said Bill
that to make that grub set right in
every way, if we'd a just had a little
high ball to "a started it off with
there'd be nothin' a-tall now to kicl
charlottesville Times.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
sow Saves Plu in Sack.

George Flock, a prominent rancher
nea Yreka, Cal, was badly bitten by
a SOW with a litter Of pigs. At the
time of the accident. he was passing
through a yard with a six-day-old pig
in a sack on his back. The pig gave
a squeal and the old sow, on hearing
it, jumped for the sack, tearing 1t
off Fock's back. She then made for
Flock, who ran for the fence, but be-
fore he could reach 1t he was bitten
twice in the leg.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

Dodd's Kidney Pills and they relieved
me again. l used three boxes. That
is now three years ago and my Back
ache has not returned in its severity,
and by using another two boxes a lit
tie later on, the pain left altogether
and 1 have had no trouble since. You
may use my statement. / recommend
Dodd's Kidney Pills when and wher-
ever | can" Dodd's Kidney Pills, soc.
per box at your dealer or Dodd's Medi-
cine Co, Buffalo, N. Y.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
II Happened In Boston.

1.-THE new generation is too fiippant
about serious things of life," averred
Mr.. Baconstreet.
Il just heard a young fellow call for
what he termed "a thousand on a
plate Is that the way to order
beans?'
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, for
i8-page illustrated Eye Book Etee. Write all
about your Eye Trouble and THEY will advise
as to the Proper Application of the Murine
Eye Remedies in Your Special Case. Your
Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves
Sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't
Smart, soothes Eye Pain, and sells for b0c.
Try II In Your Eyes and In Baby's Eyes for
scaly EyelIds and Granulation, Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
His Guess.

Mrs. Bacon-This paper says dis
tinct traces of light have been de-
tected in the ocean at depths of more
than 5000 feet by an English oceano-
graphical expedition.
Mr.. Bacon-Some of those careless
mermaids left the gas burning, ]
reckon.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

its last stages, /
tried Dodd's Kid
ney Pills. After
using two boxes I
was somewhat re-
lieved and ! stop
ped the treatment.
In the spring Of
the next year I
had another at
fonI r u,anf fpr
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
THE COLONIES GOLD MINE

Out in Gregory County, South Dakota,
lives Colonel johnson, the famed Alfalfa
King of that great section.
About thirty years ago he left Wisconsin
for that domain. All he had was willing
hands, a clear brain and q bright vision.
Today he is the owner of thousands of
acres, president of several banks.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

prehistoric times. This ancient pot
terry is the first ever brought from
that valley to the United States Ma
tional museum. and is unrepresented
in other museums. Its Importance
lies in the fact that a comparatively
large number Of specimens have hui
man and other figures painted upon
them and that they resemble those on
the pottery from Casas Grandes, in
Mexico.
AS the former inhabitants of the
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
Dete~rioratinq.

rs it true that sailors in the Unit
ed States navy are taught to crochet?'
asked the fair girl.
Not yet" answered the irate states
man, "but we are developing among
our jackies some first-class timber
for glee clubs"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

do you really believe college edu-
cation helps a young man in business
life?"
Il know 1t does. At college my boy
was the champion Splinter Of his
class, and now he has a job rs bank
runner"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

out and arrangements for the dinner all completed, when Secretary Daniels
was obliged to leave town on official business. Mrs. Daniels called up Mr.
Bryan, secretary of state, and told him her predtcament and asked him If
he would not play the part of host for her.
His reply was most disconceting, for he confessed that not only would
it be impossible for him to come. though he had already accepted the invita-
ton, but that it was going to be his painful duty to take her guest of honor
off to the White House.
Other regrets followed, and at last on the night of the dinner only three
guests arrived and they had to leave after the second course, and Mrs. Dan
ies, who is, by the way the soul of hospitality. found herself not only
hostess, but the whole company at her dinner table
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

graham CraCKeTS u When MS COm-
panions eat candy and cakes and ice
cream, he eats crackers. And this
boy goes to scores and scores Of
parties. He has never been i'll and
is strong and healthy, with hard
muscles" according to his father.
This little fellow with this unique
record is the ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
son Of DR.. Harvey w. Wiley, former
chief chemist of the United States de-
partment of agriculture. And, be-
sides, Master Wiley doesn't want any
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

The Appropriate Thing.
What did they do when that speak
easy caught fire."
Sent in a still alarm"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
Uncle Sam Starts War Against AduIterated Time

JINGLE SAM has launched a pure watch movement Henceforth If your
u time is adulerated 1t is your own fault Out at the bureau of standards
a unique series of tests of watches has been going on for months. but the
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
THE PROFESSORS STATEMENT.

Prof. Aug. F. w. Schmitz, Thomas,
Okla, writes: Il was troubled with
Backache for about twenty-five years.
When told / had Bright's Disease in
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
The Soul Of Repartee.

Mrs. Givem-You are a loafer.
Weary Willie-Yes'm; a six-cent
loafer.-New York Sun.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
Imnnrtan, ,n paothar

The first Brazilian vessel to enter
the port of Boston was recently seen
there.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
Wiley Boy Never Tasted Candy; Doesn't Want To

THERE lisa little boy in Washington, the sn of one of the bestlnown men
i in the United States, who has never tasted candy, ice cream or cake.
When he goes to parties, like all other little boys and girls he takes several
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

Coughs and Colds cannot hold out against
Deans Mentholated Cough Drops. A single
dose gives relief-5c at all Druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
Those of Middle Age Especially.

When you have found no remedy for the horrors that
Cypress you during change of life, when through the long
hours of the day it seems as though your back would break,
when your head aches constantly you are nervous, de-
pressed and suffer from those dreadful bearing down pains,
don't forget that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
is the safest and surest remedy, and has carried hundreds
of women safely through this critical period.
Read what these three women say: Al
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

Boosting of ancestors doesn't help
p~osterity.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

Half the world imagines the worst
about how the other half lives.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
Beautiful Pottery From a Valley in New Mexico

IN the latest publication of the Smithsonian institution Dr. !. Walter Fewkes
j of the bureau of American ethndogy has described and figured a collection
Of beautiful pottery from the MimbEes valley of New Merico dating back to
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

Denver has sent to the Pacific coast
towns a special trainload Of business
boosters.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

He has found a veritable gold mine in
his thousand-acre Alfalfa field, and what is
of particular interest to you and me is
that his first Alfalfa Seed, twenty-five
years ago or more, was purchased from the
John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis.
The Colonel says: "The best paying crop
in hay, or grass, or pasture food is Alfalfa.
1t outranks everything in money value"
Salzer's Alfalfa is good on your own
farm, for three to FIVE tons of rich hay
per acre, and with the aid of "Nitragen"
(see my c~atalog) its growth is absolutely
certain.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

stance, by the president to represent
him at the opening Of the California
exposition upset many a dinner list.
The story told by Mrs. Daniels, wife
of the secretary Of the navy, anent
her own troubles in that way, is some
consolation to the disappointed
hostesses.
Mrs. Daniels tells the story on
herself, and about a dinner she gave
last spring for a diplomat, who was
just arriving or departing from this
rnnA Con nnnfhor Inuitationc Marp
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
From MIS-. Hornunp. Buffalo. N. v.

BUFFALO, N. Y.-"I am writing to let you know how much your
medicine has done for me. / failed terribly during the last winter
and summer and every one remarked about my appearance. / sui.
fered from a female trouble and always had pains in my back, no
appetite and at times was very weak.
"Iwas visiting at a friends house one day and she thought I needed
Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound. took it and have gained
eight pounds, have a good appetite and am feeling better every day.
Everybody is asking me what | am doing and 1 recommend Lydia E.
Pinkhams Vegetable Compound. You may publish this letter if you
wish and I hope others who have the same complaint will see it and
get health from your medicine as / did"-Mrs. A. HoRNUNe, 81
Stanton st, Buffalo, N. Y.
Made Me Well and Strong.
MACEDoN, N.Y.-"Iw was all run down and very thin in flesh, ner-
vous, no appetite, could not sleep and was weak, and felt badly all
the time, The doctors said I had poor blood and what | had was
turning to water. Itook different medicines which did not help me,
but Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable, Compound made me well and
strong, and l am recommending it to my friends.-Mrs. FRED
GRACE, r. No. 2, Macedon, NY.
The Change of Life.
BELTsv1LLE, MD-"By the use of Lydia E. Pinkhamis Vegetable
Compound 1 have successfully passed through a most trying time,
the Change of Life. l suffered with a weakness, and had to stay in
bed three days at a time. Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound
restored me to perfect health, and I am prasing it for the benefit of
other women who suffer as / did."-Mrs. W. S. DUvALL. Route No. /,
Beltsvile, Md.
cd HoF SO years ear h Lydia a. e :,t PInhhSm gts, Vegetable GIJ@@S
male ills. No one sick with wOmans ailments WR EMW
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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
Plans Of Washington Hostesses Are Disarranged

NJ AsHINGToN-The usual bugbear of Washington official life has raised
w its head again, and the hostesses of that circle are in despair over the
upsetthng of their social affairs. The dispatching of Secretary Lane. for In
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18

His Practice.
"Dora's young man is a lawyer"
Il suppose that is why he is so sue
cessful In staying proceedings"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-03-18
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The Washington herald., 1915-08-06
government LEAGUE
TITLE To Marines
Bureau Club Is Defeated in Final
Game of Championship Series
by a 4 to 2 Count.

The United States Marine Corps ball
team won the title in the Government
League yesterday by virtue Of their de-
feat of the fast Bureau nine in game
which was hard fought from the start. by
a to count.
Croson, who worked for Bureau, pitched
a wonderful game of ball. considering
the fact that he worked Tuesday. and
deserved a better fate: but the inability
of his two receivers to peg to the bags
caused him the game.
Bureau was first 10 score. In the sec
ond inning Downey singled to center:
Hull then hit one down at Quackenbush.
which he threw into the crowd at first
base. Downey pulling up at third and
Hull at second: Williams then attempted
to catch Hull off of second. but his heave
was bad. the ball going to center field.
Downey counting on the misplay.
Marines came back and in their half
Of the fifth went the Beaurites one bet
ter Cuackenbush walked and stole.
moved up to third on wild pitch. Wal
bridge walked and stole: Murphy then
lifted a short fiy to Flannery. which he
nabbed. Quackenbush made a bluff for
the plate: Flannery then heaved the old
pellet, the ball getting away from Hull.
both runners moving up base. Wal
bridge counted moment later on
Strains Single. which Roche was lucky
to knock down. Marines kept plugging
and added another in both the seventh
and eighth rounds.
Bureau tried in vain to knot the count
in their half of the eighth. but We're able
to get only one man across. McDonoush.
pinch hitting for Hull tanning for the
final out Score:
The Washington herald., 1915-08-06
TORT ERIE RESULTS.

FIRST RACE-Purse. S603; 3-year-olds and up
ward: selling; five and half furlongs. Miss GAYLE
lol Harris. $50. SO, $50. won; FInalee, q
louder. $40. $50. second: Jim l.. IOi Cooper,
$50 third Time Ill 81 DImity and Neville also
ran.
SECOND RACE-Purse, $50; maiden eyear-olds
FIVE furlongs. Prohibition. IL Schuttingerl $40
SD. $50. won; Sands Of Pleasure. 100 (Smythl.
$3.50 $50. second; Damietta. los (Metcalfl SlO
third. Time. 1915. Mayme w, Uncle WILL Mar
gerry. Pride of Greenway and Sempher Stslwart also
ran. Prohibition and Margery. Arthur entry.
THIRD RACE-PUrse. sec; 3-year-oids and up
ward; five and half furongs. Encore. l0l
Louder. sI2 TO- $50. si0, won Knights Differ.
lis (CaTer). $50 S3 second; Laura. lO2 (Wester-
Martin Casca ard Videt also ran.
FOURTH RACE-Purse 500; 3-year-olds and up
ward six fUrlonSs. Rrickley lG CMcDermottl,
s21.30 $. S. won: Balfrun lo2 CWolstenholurl
$50. $50. second; AriStocrat, l07 Mott, S,2.70
third. Tine. l:l7. Sir Blase. Sir Raymond and
Uncle Ben also ran.
FIFTH RACE-Purse. $50; 3-year-olds and up
ward; six fIIrlonss Red Fire I05 (MetcalH. STA
$50. $50 won: Gartley lo7 CSchutinger), $3.50
s. 50. third. Time. l:l6 2-5. Maiden Bradley. Mona
c., Shrove Tide. Pepper Sauce. Harry Bassett III.
Exmer and Prince Rupert also ran.
SIXTH RACE-Purse, $500; 5yesr-olds and up
ward: selling; mile and eighth. Moscowa, 100
(Morvsl. 5000. $50 SS. won: Stake and Cap.
10 tSchuttinserl $40. s25'. second; Abbotsord.
lC2 COOPER $50. third Time. IS rs. Heenan.
Kim. PLANT and Beau Pere also ran.
SEVENTH RACE-Purse. SEQ: 3year-olds sell
Duscn). $40. $40 $50. won; Kneelet. IOi
(Lcuderl. $3.50 $50 second Dundreary los Mur-
phy). 30, third. Time. 50 rs Star Of Love and
Africa Beau also