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The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15
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DODS0N'S LIVER TONE
New Discovery Takes Place Of Dangerous Caome-i Puts Yo
Liver To Work Without Making You Srk-Eai Anything
II Can Not SaIvale- Don't Lose Days Work!

discovered q vegetable compound that does the
work OF dangerous sickenng calomel and want every
reader Of this paper to try bottle and II 1t doesn't
straghten you up better and quicker than savating
calome just go back to the store and get money
guarantee that spoonful of Dodson's Liver Tone
will put your sluggish liver to work and clean your
thirty OF bowels of the bile and constipation
poison which is clogging your system and making you
feel miserable
guarantee that spoonful OF this harmless hqud
liver medicine will relieve the headache biliousness
coated tongue, ague. malaria sour stomach or any
other distress caused by torpid liver as quickly as
dose OF vile, nauseating calomel besides It VIII not
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15
open and smaII-Top Pals.

cows teats to chap In the winter
time. Milking should be done quick
ly and thoroughly, with no violent
jerking of the teats. After each cow
is MIXED the pail of milk should be
removed Immediately to the milk
house. & s.
The mixer should remember al
ways that he is handling a human
food which is very easily contami-
mated. Soap, clean water and towels
must be readily accessible. The hands
should be washed after milking each
COW.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

to see bottle Of this wonderful liver medicine In sysy
home in the South.
Calomel il poson-its mercury-t attacks no
bones often causing rheumatism. Calomel is daneeTUuA
1t sickens-while my Dodsons Liver Tone in Rz1eL
pleasant and harmless Eat anything afterwards. be
cause It can saivate Give 1t to the children DO
cause 1t doesn't upset the stomach shock the liver
Take spoonful tonight and wake up feeling nnH mnA
ready for . full days work.
Get bottle Try It! II 1t doesn't do exactly whae
I say tell your dealer to hand your money back
Every druggist and store keeper in the South knDwD
me and knows OF my wonderful discovery of measen0
that takes the place Of dangerous calomel
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15
cUTICURA SOAP BATHS
Followed by Little Ointment for
Babys Tender Skin. Trial Free.

They afford infants and children
great comfort, permit rest and sleep
and point to speedy healment OF &C.
zemas. rashes. itchings. chafings and
other sleep destroying skin troubles.
Nothing better at any price for the
nursery and toilet.
Sample each free by mall with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura. Dept. Ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

ELIXIR BABEK GOOD TONIC
And Drives Malaria out OF the system.
Your sBabek' acts like magic; have
given 1t to numerous people in my par
ish who were suffering with chills, ma
laria and fever. recommend it to those
who are sufferers and in need of good
tonic"-Rey. S. Szymanowski, st.
Stephens Church, Perth Amboy N. ].
Elixir Babek so cents, all druggists or
by Parcels Post prepaid from Kloczew-
ski & Co.. Washington. d. G.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15
Leaders ALWAYS Available.

Some Frenchmen noticed recently
that the leaders of the music bands
of the French artillery and engineer
ing corps were not going to the front
He asked the reason why, and was in
formed that they were being held in
reserve in order to fill vacancies oc-
casioned by the killing or wounding
of the music leaders in the infantry.
all of whom have gone to the front.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15
The Generous Man.

This paper says the ice cream con-
sumption Of the United States Is es-
timated at five quarts per capita an
nually, George" said the sweet young
thing.
Yes, dear; / guess that's right
replied the young man..
well, bless you. George! You must
be giving me some other girls per
capita, then"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15
A MIx-up.

Il was afraid there would be some
international complications in conse-
quence of the stupid blunder our wait
er made at our luncheon"
What was it,"
HE served out the French sauce
with German silver"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15
Badly Shaded.

Salesman Cat automobile show
You may have noticed that the auto
mobile is playing leading part In
the European war.
Deadhead Spectator-Oh, come nows
You know as well as I do that shrap>
mel is responsible for most of the
casualties!- Puck. 2at
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15
Busy Over Here.

Bacon-My neighbor thinks he could
settle the fighting over In Europe.
Egbert-Why doesn't he go over
there and do it?
"Oh, he's too busy trying to settle
the fighting in his own home"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

Fat. even in considerable amounts,
Is not sign of disease more than
once in a hundred times, and is never
a cause of disease. On the contrary,
fat is one of the wholesomest, most
necessary and most useful tissues in
the body. No tissue, not even the
most energetic muscle, or the most
chemically active liver or kidney cell.
or most delicate nerve cell or sense
organ can possibly be healthy without
fat. And the more vitality important
and valuable an organ is, the more
certain it is to carry constant stock
of fat in it's substance,
The Prune Club.
''Why is the bass drummer always
a dyspeptic?" asked the thin boarder,
coming to breakfast.
Because the bass drum is tough,
said the giddy blonde typewriter be-
tween bites.
mot right" said the thin man.
Because beats don't agree with
him." suggested the fat boarder, wip-
ing his brow with his paper napkin.
"All wrong" came from the thin
one. Guess you'll give it up. Be-
cause the drum goes against his stom.
ach."
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15
A Good Invention.

ST see q stool with a top adjustable
at several angles as well as eleva-
tons has been patented by Chicago
inventor for pianists," said the pi-
anist.
well, IL 1t tilts enough to throw the
man off when he ought to stop play
ing 1t will prove long-felt want, /"
said the tired man.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

For inhamed sore eyes apply Han
ford's Balsam lightly to the closed
lids. 1t should relieve in five minutes.
Adv.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15
GETTING Ready to jump

Getting Ready to Jump.
Yeast-Is he still on the water
wagon?
Crimsonbeak-Well, he's not still on
1t: in fact, he's very restless.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for BED, Weak. Wstery
Eyes and Granulated Hyendsi 10 Sma sn rs.
By mai Free. Murine Rye Remedy Co.. Chicago
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

She Thought Differently.
Wifey-What do you consider the
chief cause of divorce?
Hubby-Wives.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

POSITIONS Without supply Of Aliens Foot
Ease. the antiseptc powder to be shaken into the
Shoes. or dissolved in the foot-bath. The Standard
Remedy for the feet for rs years 1t gives instant
relief to tired, aching feet and prevents swollen.
hot feet One lady writes: 81 enjoyed every minute
Of my stay at the Expositions. thanks to Aliens
Foot-Ease In my shoes" Get II TO-DAY. Adv.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

For weak joints apply Hanford's
Balsam thoroughly and well rubbed in.
Adv.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

Put your money In boiler factory
If you are looking for sound invest
ment.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15
The Dead Vowel.

Doctor Barton, warden of Merton
college, Oxford, was the oddity of his
time, says Tit-Bits.
AS he was q man Of remarkable
sympathy. people told him everything
that happened. A gentleman, coming
one day into his room, told him that
Doctor Vowel was dead.
WHAT" said he. Vowel dead?
Thank heaven, it is e, and neither
u nor IL"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

Blessed Is the man who Is unable to
get creditor he will have no debts
to pay.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

XIII the Files Now and Prevent
disease. A DAISY FLY KILLER win do it.
Kills thousands. Lasts all season. All dealers
or six sent express paid for 81. 81. SOMERS,
15O De Kalb Ave, Brooklyn, N. 7. Adv.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

The young man who Is ambitious
to start at the top soon finds out how
easy is the descent. Albany Journal,
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

If man refuses to be consoled his
Is q hopeless case.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

A girl with dimple will laugh at
anything a man says.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15
Its Case.

$50 Austria, they say, is going to
fight Italy partly with the spread OF
cholera?"
yes, their attitude seems to be,
Plague take them!'"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

For bruises use Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15
IL Takes the Fire out.

TO take the IRE out OF burn or
scald quickly use Hanford's Balsam Of
Myrrh. Apply it lightly at once and
the inflamed skin should be quickly
cooled. Be prepared for accidents by
always having bottle on hand. Adv.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

Even pleasure becomes irksome II
It's In the nature Of q duty.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

Made since 1846-Hanford's Balsam
Adv.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-04-15

Important 20 Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle or
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that it
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12
The Literary Trawler
Reading History.

The effect of historical reading is
analogous, in many respects, to that
produced by foreign travel. The stu
dent, like the tourist, is transported
into a new state of society. He sees
new fashions. He hears new modes
of expression. His mind is enlarged
by contemplating the wide diversities
of laws, of morals, and of manners
But men may travel far, and return
with minds as contracted as if they
had never stirred from their own
market-town In the same manner,
men may know the dates Of many
battles and the genealogies of many
royal houses, and yet be no wiser.
Most people look at past times as
princes look at foreign countries
Macaulay's Essay on History.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12
HISTORY AND THE DARDANELLEs.

Much history centers about the
Dardanelles, the strait which unites
the Sea of Marmora with the Aegean
Sea. 1t is about AZ miles long and
averages or 4 miles in width.
Ancient Troy lies about 31a miles
from the shore at the western opening
of the straight. Nearer the shore are
the tombs of Achilles and oil mis-
friend, Patroclus. Near these is the
tomb of the great Ajax.
On one side of the bend of the strait
lies Abydos. On the other side is
Sestos. At this point it is said,
Leander swan the Hellespont. La
ter Lord Byron accomplished the
same feat. Here was fought the bat
tie that brought Athens to the dust.
The sea of Marmora is the only sea
In the world that is owned by any
one nation. Turkey lies all around it;
and. even in time of peace, no ves-
sci could go through the Dardanelles
without Turkeys permission. No
vessel of any kind was allowed to
90 through the strait after dark.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12

This statement includes power to
endow schools Of any kind; cooperate
with or donate money to any educa-
tional association: collect educational
statistics and. information, "and in
general to do and perform all things
necessary or convenient for the pro-
motion Of the object of the corpora
tion." Board members have been Sc
lected with distinct reference TO the
varied and weighty responsibilities
involved. Higher education and ed
ucation in the South are the two dis
tinct lines Of endeavor taken up by
the Board. The present resources of
the Board are valued at about thirty
four million dollars. with an annual
income Of two and one-half millions.
The report contains details of farm
demonstrations, work done in secon-
dary schools, colleges and universi-
ties. medical, rural and negro educa-
ton. A part of the record tells of an
appropriation of s750.OO0 to Wash
ington University In st. Louis. which
has cooperated with Barnes Hospital
In building an immense plant at a cost
of more than two and one-haIf mil
lions. making it one of the foremost
medical schools in the United States.
General Education Board, New
York; 80 fulI-page halftones, 81
maps. frontispiece ]. D. Rockefeller
portrait; 240 pages, clotL.)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12
UNIVERSITY MISsOURIAN
FRIDAY. March 12, 1s15)
REPELLING THE INVADERS.

Columbia is infested with order-tak-
ing, overnight agent-merchants, as is
every other college town in the state.
1t is among the student population
that the agent does his work-he
does not make a strong appeal to the
average Columbian.
Most Columbia people have Colum-
bias interest at heart. They trade
here; while many students feel that
Columbia merchants put prices just
as high as they dare, and that they
dare to put them pretty high
Surely, however, for the good of
Columbia, some of these Insading
agents should be shut out. The agent
who comes for a day should have to
pay a much higher license to do busi-
ness here than the Columbia mer-
chant-but the license should not
keep all the agents out. The dead
towns are the towns where there is
no competition.
The success of the average agent
who makes Columbia is not because
he offers better goods or better prices,
but because he is better salesman.
It's salesmanship that takes trade out
of Columbia.
If Columbia merchants would see
that the license for doing business is
raised-and then adopt the ont-of-
town mans methods of doing busi-,
ness, they not only would shut out
the greater part of this competition,
but would help their own businesses
as we'll
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12

rhe stable-boy and bin collector
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12

Chop down a tree for firewood ev-
cry day if you would live long. says
a Chicago man of 81 years.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12
Kansas Editor May Come Here.

Fred A. Price, a grand officer of the
Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, who
publishes the national journal of that
organization, will issue the magazine
from Columbia soon if he moves here
from Lawrence, Kan. Mr.. Price is at
present editor of the Journal-World
at Lawrence and is negotiating for
the purchase of a Columbia newspa-
per.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12

agree that life is just one big "stall'
after another.
The Cornell Widow says a man can
live on love. providing his love has
enough money.
Yes, time will bring changes. So
will the government of our neighbor-
ing country, Mexico.
An army of 200 has been modified
to clean the Missouri River. How
about Columbia's streets?
Are you concerned about the way
YOUR senator or representative votes
on any question?
The Columbian with a clean bill of
health wouldn't trade for all the
crowns of Europe.
Russian railroad rates have been
raised 20 per cent. But this is not
considered bad in time Of war.
Nine people out of ten are betting
on Constantinople to fall almost any
day now.
The Sultan of Turkey probably will
call for the moving wagon and change
his abode.
One never knows about the man
who washes dishes for his wife and
agrees she ought to vote.
Gunga Din seems to be doing bet
ter service than carrying water in
Europe today.
Among the other horrors of war
comes the rise of one pfennig glass
for beer in Germany.
Chop down a tree for firewood ev-
cry day if you would live long, says
Chicago man of 81 years.
Those with enough energy to take
up this exercise likely won't need any
aid to ripe old age.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12
@HARvARD is ALL RIGHT
But Former NJ. q. Student Is Longing
for Gods Country-Miss0uri.


Harvard is all right, but it's me
for Gods country-Missouri. am
longing to see all the old faithful
crowd back in Columbia" writes
Lucius Cary Huston, a former stu
dent of the University. in letter to
Sergeant A. d. Thompson, assistant
to the commandant of cadets. II do
not see why I ever wanted to come
back to this part of the country. The
climate UP here is always fearfully
bad"
Mr.. Huston, Claude Cross, Paul
Darlington, billiard Wyatt, John
Rhodes and Rolf Veblen. all former
Missouri students, are attending Har-
ward this year. They have rented a
house by themselves and have named
it the Missouri Club.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12
THE NEW BOOKS
The General Education Board.


"The General Education Board"
gives an account of the activities Of
the General Education Board from its
foundation in 1902 up to June 30,
1914. The Board has made no previ-
GUS general report owing to the ex-
perimental character of its work. Now
that tangible results have begun to
appear statements will be issued an
nually.
The Board was founded by John d.
Rockefeller, its prime object being
'the promotion of education within
the United States of America without
distinction Of race, sex or creed"
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12

agree that life is just one big 4stall'
after another.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12

The Cornell Widow says man can
live on love. providing his love has
enough money.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12
One Good Story
Lived Up to Its Name.

Mr.. Harduppe had unexpectedly
come face to face with Mr.. Cutting,
from whom he had frequently bor-
rowed money.
"Er-er-what was the denomination
of the bill you loaned me, Cutsing?" he
asked.
"Episcopalian, guess" said Cut
ting. "At any rate, it keeps Lent
very WELL"
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12

Yes, time will bring changes. So
will the government of our neighbor-
ing country, Mexico.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12

Among the other horrors of war
comes the rise of one pfennig glass
for beer in Germany.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12
THE DRUG HABIT HERE.

Two hundred users of morphine,
cocaine, opium and heroin in Colum-
bia. Under ordinary circumstances
it would have been difficult to per-
suade the people of the city that such
a condition existed here. Now, how
ever, under the most extraordinary
circumstances of the last week, Co
lumbia cannot deny that the drug
habit has silently invaded and spread
among her people, as it has all over
the country. She should be glad that
the government has taken the neces-
sary step to stamp out the practice.
As long as the drug victims could
get their narcotics, it was almost i'm
possible to know the extent of the
habit; for it does not show except in
the more advanced stages. This was
one reason why the general public
did not like to believe that the use
of these drugs was widespread
Within a few hours after the law
went into effect, March 1, making it
impossible to get any of the narcot-
les, the hospitals of the cities were
crowded with drug fiends from all
classes of society. Lacking their
stimulants. the drug users are break
ing down, and this is showing more
and more every day to what large
extent the habit was growing in all
parts of the country.
The United States has been saved
from an evil that was fast overtak-
ing the worst features Of the liquor
traffic.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12
THREE-LINERS.

How many knockers ever used
their hammers to nail a lie? Why not
try it for a little while?
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-03-12

Those with enough energy to take
up this exercise likely won't need any
aid to a ripe old age.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-12-19
POST OFFICE DEPT.

John T. Quinn of the salaries and
allowances division is to leave Friday
for a vacation extending until the first
of the year.
Martin F. Mitchell of the same d.
vision left Thursday for vacation and
will return January 3.
H. G. McCutchen of the division Of
railway adjustments Is to leave tomor-
row night for vacation extending
through the last of the month.
Sam p. Garden of the division Of rail.
way adjustments is on a vacation Of
ten days.
S. A Moreland of the classification
division left yesterday for vacation
extending over New Year day.
Mrs. G. w. Parson of the division Of
not return to duty until January 80.
Louis L. Karr of the money order di-
vision left Friday for a vacation Of
fourteen days. 80
Charles E. Riordan of the postal saw
ings system left yesterday for = vaca =
ton of seven days.
Joseph A. Daugherty of the division
of railway mails is on a vacation ex-
tending through the last Of the month.
Miss Nellie l.. Connor of the stamp
division left Monday for a vacation.
She will return to duty after the hrst
of the new wear.
John Monaghan of the same division
is on a vacation. He will be away
from duty until after the last of the
month.
William Quinn of the chief clerks
office is also on a vacation extending
through the last of the month.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-12-19
NAVY DEPARTMENT.

Secretary Daniels spent several days In
Charleston and Raleigh last week.
Capt. William g. Smith has reported for
duty at the Navy Department and has
taken up the task OF separating the
wheat from the chaff in the great mass of
inventions and suggestions that have
come to the Secretary Of the Navy since
The announcement Of the policy by
which civilians are to be called upon for
suggestions In increa sing the efYiciency Of
| the navy.
capt. Charles H. Lyman, Marine Corps,
mas been selected to command the ma =
rine detachment on the new battleship
Nevada, when that vessel goes into com
mission, and has been detached from the
4th Regiment at San Diego and assigned
to the marine barracks at New York for
temporary duty
Capt. Everett E. capehart. who has
been placed on the retired list He was
born in Ohio, February IS, 1859. and was
appointed to the Naval Academy in 1877.
reaching the rank Of captain March 4,
1911. During the war with Spain Capt.
Capehart was on the flagship New York.
and participated in a number of engage
ments. The retirement of Capt. Cape
mart promotes Commander George y
Maxwell. Lieut. Commander Edward
McCauley. jr.: Lieut. Wilson Brown. jr.,
and Lieut. Harry j. Albeit.
Ensign Jesse r. Henderson, who has
been under treatment at the Naval
Hospital at Philadelphia, has resigned
from the navy. He was appointed to
the Naval Academy from Kentucky I'm
1909.
Lieut.. Gunior grade) Raleigh e.
Hughes, who had been on temporary
duty on the receiving ship at San Fran
cisco. has been dropped from the navy
He was appointed to the Naval Acad-
envy from Oregon in 1902. and reached
his present rank on JULY 1. 1914
Among the naval officers who re-
ported at the Navy Department last
week were Commander Powers Sym.
ington, naval attache, London: Lieut.
Commander ID. c. Bingham, u. s. s.
Arkansas. and Gunner w. A. Bick, u
S. s. Michigan.
!. Rear Admiral and Mrs. Colvocoresses,
u S. N, have closed their house in
Litchfieid, Conn, for the winter and
are at the Hotel Gordon.