The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-10-26
Damon and Pythias
How Two Old Buns Worked
a Crowd.
By NJ. QUAD
Copyright, 1915. by Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.

Just after breakfast the other morn
ing an old bum made his way from the
street to an empty bench in one of the
city parks He wasn't a tramp. He
wasn't a yag. He wasn't hobo.
There was no name to fit him except
bum
Soon a younger bum came sneaking
across the park and sat down on the
other end of the bench. He also gaZed
into vacancy. He also heaved deep
sigh. They had not even looked at
each other when the old bum mum
bled:
Did you git anything?"
Not red. / was giving the old gent
fine song and dance about my dying
wife when a cop appeared and shook
me till my teeth ratified
There's an old gent coming this
way said the big bum. He looks like
an Uncle Rube walking out to see the
sights of the city. Let's work the old
gag on him."
Whereupon the big bum whirled half
around so as to stretch out ON his back
and lay his head in the lap of the
younger one and close his eyes.
Yes. Uncle Rube had come to town
the day before. He had put UP at
hotel near the park and was out at an
early hour to see if the town had grown
any since his last visit of twenty years
ago. AS his walk brought him near the
buns his curiosity was excited Here
was a case that demanded investiga-
ton, and Uncle Rube advanced and
called out:
"Say. now. but what's the matter
here?"
Sick was the answer.
"Sick. eh? What kind Of sickness p
Weak heart 1t allus goes back on
him when he's been without food for
three or four days
"Good Lord. But you don't tell me
that's the case now?"
Damon, how long is it since you
had a meal?' tenderly asked the little
bum as he bent over the head on his
knees.
"Mebbe week" was the faint reply.
II can't believe it, said Uncle RUDE.
Nothing to eat for week right here
In this big town. where they throw
away enough every day to feed hum
dred hogs. What's his name?''
His name is Damon and mine is
Pythias. We are comrades. You've
read about Damon and Pythias of old,
haven't your
II guess | have replied Uncle RUDE,
with doubtful look but I've forgot
! ten. But what are we going to do
about this case?"
you are good man. said Pythias,
''but you have come too late. Damon,
| he has come too late, hasn't he?"
81 think he has, Pythias, but mebbe
there is just one chance yet. fl could
sit down to full meal once more
think my life could be saved; other
wise there is no hope for me.
Does he think that food will save
him?" anxiously asked Uncle RUDE.
At this moment half a dozen men
crossing the park stopped to inquire
what had happened. and Pythias an.
swered their questions by saying:
Poor Damon's heart has given out
on him at last"
"Neighbors. the case is this" added
Uncle RUDE, with a flourish of his arm
"This here dying man has been with
out food in your midst for hull week
while you have been trotting around
with loaded stomachs."
More men came up until the crowd
numbered thirty or forty. Most OF
them took a look at Damon, whose
hands were clinched and eyeballs turn
ed up, and then smiled at each other.
1t was an old gag, and many of them
had seen it worked before.
Uncle Rube took a dollar bill from
his pocket and dropped it in his hat
and passed the hat around among the
crowd, saying:
IF l ever met with a worthy cause,
this is the one of all. | should be
ashamed to go home and face Hannah
If that man died on the bench with me
looking on. You look like men with
hearts. Come down.
There wasn't a man in that crowd of
/ fifty who didn't believe he was being
gulled, but they were a good natured
/ lot, and almost every one contributed
from dime to quarter. The change
was wrapped In the bill and the whole
1 handed over to Pythias. who said:
/ Gentlemen, you have done merci
full act. and / thank you, and Damon
thanks you And you thank these gen
tlemen. don't you. Damon?"
81 do
"And you will never forget this no
BILE hearted old man who has spoken
so well of us?'
Never. Pythias, neverp'
"And you have resolved to live on
Damon?"
81 have!'
"Do you hear that, gentlemen" SAID
Uncle Rube as a smile came to hi
face and the moisture to his eyes
''They are both going to live on AMI
lead nobler and purer lives. feel like
giving three cheersr'
But before he could give them Pyth
fas stood up and interrupted with:
"And it only remains. gentlemen-i
only remains to-
police, policer' yelled small DO!
In rear Of the crowd.
It only remained for Damon to rol
of the bench and scramble to his feet
and in five minutes the pair were hal
a mile away The crowd laughed ane
cheered good naturedly although
had been worked and Uncle Rub
took off his hat and scratched his heat
| and exclaimed:
by George when fell Hannah sh