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The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
70 BE HELD AT DUNLAP SPRINGS,
HARDEMAN COUNTY, ON
JULY 5TH.
MANY VISITORS EXPECTED
Congressman Mcclellan From Tenth
Congressional District, and De-
Long Rice, of Shiloh National
Park, Speakers.

neutrality-suspicious. are being
made for the first good roads rally
Hardeman county has ever had, which
will be held at Dunlap Springs, three
miles south of Bolivar, on July 5. Con.
gresham Kenneth d. Mcclellan, rep
resentative in Congress from the 10th
congressional district and belong
Rice, superintendent of Shiloh Nation
al Park, will be the principal speakers
for good roads through this county.
The afternoon has been given to
Bolivar Camp No. SO, Woodmen of the
World, who will hold big w. o. W.
love-feast, in which A. Grant Mat
thews of Memphis will be the orator
He will deliver his lecture on per
fected Woodcraft." At night a Wood
men Circle rally will be held in the
Bolivar courthouse, in which several
hundred women are expected to take
part The object of this rally will be
to build up in Hardeman county live
Woodmen Circle. A. Grant Matthews
will be the principal speaker at this
rally, delivering to the women lee
ture he has specially prepared.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
MOVEMENT TO FREE JEWS
Champ Clark Elected President OF
Committee of Prominent
Americans.

New York City-What is intend
ed as a nationwide movement for the
amelioration of the conditions of the
Jews all over the world, particularly
those in the belligerent European ma
tons, was inaugurated with the form
al organization here of the Interna-
tional Jewish Emancipation Commit
tee. Champ Clark, speaker of the
house of representatives, was elected
its president,
The movement was started by
prominent Jews in this city and the
influence and aid of representative
men in educational and political cir
cles was solicited. Hundreds Of let
tiers from governors Of states, presi-
dents of colleges and universities,
members of the senate and house of
representatives expressing sympathy
with the proposed movement have
been received by Henry Green, ex
ecutive secretary of the committee.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Out of Work, Clerk Suicides.

Memphis-Out of work and despond'
ent, Jake E. Black, aged 40, hardware
clerk, of this place, shot himself in
the head June 16 in the bathroom Of
his home, and died Immediately. A
few days ago the firm for which he
worked dropped number of clerks.
and Black was one of them.
In letter which he had written 10
his wife before he fired the fatal bull
let into his head, he told her that he
could not bear to see her and the baby
go hungry, and that he could be Of
more help to them dead than alive. He
had $4,000 insurance on his life.
He is survived by his wife, Mrs. EN-
ma Black, and four-year-old daughter
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
cZAR'S ARMY PUSHED BACK IN
BADLY DlSoRERED
RETREAT.
TEUT0NS TAKE TARN0GRAD
British Hold On in Orient and British
Navy, Pride of England, Hides
Out From Tormentina
Submarines.

Vienna.-The Austro-German troops
in pursuit of the retreating Russians
have crossed the Galician border to
the north of Sieniawa and have
reached the heights north of Krezow,
Russia, and occupied the Russian
town of Tarnograd, according to an
official communication issued by the
war office.
Tarnograd is situated 1876 miles
west of Lemberg.
The dispatches say that the retire
ment of the Russians is being effect
ed with considerable disorder.
The correspondent of the Associ
ated press at Constantinople has
transmitted the following information
in a dispatch which does not show
the day of sending:
IAN inspection of the Turkish posi-
tons at Avi Burnu, on the west coast
of the Gallipoli Peninsula, shows that
the British have now lost most of the
ground formerly held in that district.
THE British now hold only a small
crescent to the northward of Gaba
Tepe, near its extremity, $500 yards
long and LOO yards wide at its broad
est point. This position includes three
small barren hill crests and a beach
below. The British troops have little
water and they are without shelter
from the sum-"
A correspondent of the Associated
Press permitted to visit the Gallipoli
Peninsula was reliably informed that
the British fleet has taken refuge
from German submarines in Kefala
Bay on the northeast coast Of Imbros
Island, distant about ten miles from
the Gallipoli coast. The British ships
could be seen from heights on shore
at anchor in the bay.
On three different occasions the
Turks have been successful in ex-
ploding mines under British vessels
in their place Of refuge.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
HAD HIS MOTHER PUZZLED
Washerwoman Never Could Under
stand Son, Therefore She Dubbed
Him "Grashopper"

Polly, the washerwoman, was deep
in a discussion of her family's short
comings.
Nah family suttinly do hab some
shawtcomin' s." she declared Fur
instance: Nah son Jawge es jes' LAX
a grasshoppah."
my goodness gasped the mis-
tress. How, Polly?"
We'll, buhcawse only two things
in de whole worI worries him: He
worries dat he has to wake up to
eat, an den he worries dat he hab
to stop eatin' to go to sleep All
suttinly doan undahstan' dat boy"
But how do - conclude that he
is like a grassAopper?" queried the
perplexed mistress
"Jes' buhcawse he er de most mis-
understandable creature dat All kin
think of, OATS why" she answered.
Louisville Times.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Strawberry and Rhubarb Pie.

Have you ever tried strawberries
In rhubarb pie? l substituted straw.
berries for part of the rhubarb in
pie yesterday, and the result quickly
disappeared. The following is the
recipe: One cupful finely cut rhubarb,
one cupful strawberries, one cupful
sugar, one egg, two tablespoonfuls
flour, butter. Mix rhubarb, strawber.
ries, sugar and beaten egg and let it
stand half an hour. Add butter and
-four rubbed together. Bake with two
crusts.-Boston Globe.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Question of Supplies.

Daisy" remarked her Sunday
school teacher, don't love your cat
too much. What would you do if it
died--you wouldn't see it AGAIN."
ooh, yes, teacher; l should see it
in heaven"
mo, dear, you're mistaken; ami
mails cannot go to heaven like peo-
pie"
Daisy's eyes filled with tears, but
suddenly she exclaimed triumphantly,
Animals do go to heaven, for the
Bible says the promised land is flow
ing with milk and honey, and, II
there are no animals, where do they
get the milk?'
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25

and If 1t doesn't straghten you right up and make you
feel fine and vigorous l want you to go back the
store and get your money Dodsons Liver Tone Is de-
sroying the sale of calomel because 1t is real liver
medicine: entirely vegetable therefore it not sail
vate or make you sick
guarantee that spoonful Of Dodson's Liver Tone
will put your sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels Of that bile and constpated waste which
is cloggng system and making you feel miserable
guarantee that bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone will
keep your entire family feeling fine for months Give
it to your children 1t is harmless; doesn't grippe and
they like its pleasant taste.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
TAKES THE PLACE OF
DANGEROUS CALOMEL
New Discovery! Dodsons Liver Tone Acts Like Caome But
Doesn't Gripe SaINale or Make You Sick-Don't Lose
Days Work-Ham|ess Liver Medicine for Men,
Women, Children Read Guarantee!

Ugh! Caomel makes you sick It's horrible! Take
dose of the dangerous drug tonight and tomorrow you
may lose days work.
Calomel Is mercury or quicksilver which
necrosis of the bones Calomel, when 1t comes into
contact with bile crashes into it, breaking it up
This is when you feel that awful and cramping
If sluggish and "a knocked out" If your liver
is torpid and bowels conspated you have headache
dizziness coated tongue, IL breath is bad stomach
sour, just try spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver
Tone tonight
Here's my gusxantee-Go to any store and get so
cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone Take spoonful
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25

Mason.-In preliminary cei-a PRIV
sided over by Magistrate !. 4. San
ders, Earl Tucker was exonerated on
the charge of killing his fatherin-laW,
Tom Ward. Tucker claimed he shot
Ward in self-defense when the latter
was advancing on him with a knife.
and after he had sworn out peace
warrant against Ward. 1t is believed
that Ward was insane.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Enioins Rye Appointee.

w. D. Howser, state game garden,
filed a bill in chancery court asking
that w. D. Fulton, named as his sue
cessor by Gov. Rye, be enjoined from
taking office.
Howser alleges that he has six years
more of his term of eight years to
serve, and maintains that he cannot
be legislated out of office. He other
wise attacks the constitutionality of
the game law enacted by the recent
legislature.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Nav Die From Blow.

Bristol.-Dealt a blow on the head
with a piece of timber here June 16
by John Horton, aged 20, Jonathan
Wright, aged q, is believed to be dy'
ing. Horton, who was jailed, is a
brother of Mrs. Pauline Horton Bond,
who shot and killed her husband,
Walker Bond, a Kentuckian, here re.
Gently.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Thrown From Cart and Killed.

Franklin.-Fred Bond, the 13-year'
old son of Walter w. Bond, who lives
a short distance from town, met death
June Is by being thrown from a cart.
The pony became frightened and ran
away, throwing young Bond violently
against a tree, crushing his skull
death being almost instantaneous.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Close Drink Stands.

Twenty-Five soft drink stands were
closed in Nashville June Is and 16 by
fnjunctions from the criminal court as
a result of the activity of the pure
food and drugs department of the state
and DR.. Lucius P. Brown, its head. The
soft drink stands are charged with
selling liquor which contains more
than the legal amount of alcohol.
Signs were nailed on the doors of the
stands, CLOSED by order Of the Grim
inal court" Tom Ramsey, a former
notorious saloonist, was sent to the
county roads by Criminal Judge Neil
for 60 days for selling liquor.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25

For gals use Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Water for NEGRO Baptists.

Columbia-A terrific rainstorm in
this county June IS flooded the creeks
and destroyed considerable wheat. In
the Central Baptist (negro) Church
the members worshiping were maroon
ed for several hours, and finally had to
wade out, the men carrying the women
to safety.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
The Fire Fiend.

Mayor Thompson of Chicago, who is
advertising stricter measures to pre-
vent insurance frauds, said:
There are, you know, a great many
business men who in their ideas about
insurance are like Exc
I'm afraid, father said Exes son,
this property isn't worth repairing
any more
Very we'll, son. said Exc. Send
then, for Smith Of the Marine and Fire
company at once. Let US always bear
in mind the old proverb: What can't
be cured must be insured"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Increases Capital.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS has been
made by the Southern Saddlery COM
pany for an increase of capital stock
from $4,000 to 100000. 1t is stated
the company contemplates rather ex-
tensive improvements and increased
capacity. This company has been
working full time on orders for the
European nations.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Somewhat Different.

What is the price of that porch
chair?" asked the lady shopper.
Seventeen dollars, madam" replied
the clerk.
Seventeen dollars!" echoed the
would-be customer. Aren't you mis-
taken? 1t surely can't be worth that
much"
Pardon me, madam" rejoined the
conscientious salesman. 1T is prob
ably worth $3.50, but you asked the
price"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Forced to Make up FOR Lost Time.

Whenever I'm yur in Kay See"
stated Sandstone Smith of Rampage,
Okla, who is for the nonce in the
city's midst, Il don't go to bed with
the chickens, by any manner of means,
and yet I'm never trifin' around so
late at night that don't see hundreds
Of prominent people scooting through
the scenery in automobiles. Strikes
me that folks yur are scandalously be-
hind with their riding. kansas City
Star.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
No Mercy for French officer.

Paris.-The court of appeals re-
fused to consider the appeals of Col
Francois Desclaux, formerly pay
master of the French army, and OF
Madame Bechoff, wife of German
from the judgment Of a courtmartial
convicting them of stealing military
stores.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Police Chief 80 Years Beaten.

Jackson.-James A, Deming, who
has been supreme court marshal for
the past five years, and who was for
four years sheriff of Chester county,
was elected chief of police of Jackson
for the ensuing two years by the city
commissioners. Chief Deming succeeds
Chief T. C. CASTOR, who has held thai
position for thirty years.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25

ham Remedies Vegetable Compound
and Sanative Wash. am now well and
strong and can do all my own work. I
owe it all to Lydia E. Finkham'a Wege~
table Compound and want other suffer
ing women to know about it. - Mrs.
H. E. MABEN, I'll S. Spring St., Muir
freesboro, Tenn.
This famous remedy, the medicinal
ingredients of which are derived from
native roots and herbs, has for nearly
forty years proved to be most valua-
BILE tonic and invigorator of the female
organism. Women everywhere bear
willing testimony to the wonderful vir-
tue of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Why Lose Hope.
No woman suffering from any form
of female troubles should lose hope I'M
til she has given Lydia E, Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound fair trial.
If you want special advice write to-
Lydia E. Pinhham Medicine Co. Conf
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by a
woman and held in strict confidence
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
The Rear ThlnQ.

Little Lemuel-Say, paw, what is
gratitude?
Paw-Gratitude son, is the thing
that shows up when a rich old bach.
elor dies and leaves all his money to
the woman who once rejected him.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
AT THE FIRST SIGNS
OF Falling Hair Get cuticura. I
Works Wonders. Trial Free.

Touch spots Of dandruff and itching
with Cuticura Ointment, and follow
next morning with hot shampoo Of
Cuticura Soap. This at once arrests
falling hair and promotes hair growth.
You may rely on these supercreamy
emollients for all skin troubles.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Thousands Approve President

Denver, Colo.-Thousands gathered
at City Park in a non-partisan melting
and listened to addresses by noted
speakers upholdirg the administration
in its present course in the handling
of the foreign cues
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
NOTHING Doin'.

Mamma" called four-year-old Har-
old from the nursery, please come
and sit by my bed until go to sleep"
Mammals busy now" was the re-
ply. Keep quiet and the angels will
be with you
You said that before, mamma" re-
joined Harold, land l have kept quiet
ever so long, but not blamed angel
has showed up"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Sir Thomas Linton III,

London.-The Daily Chronicles cor
respondent at Athens wires that Sir
Thomas Upton, after his Servian tour,
is i'll on board his yacht Erin, which
Is at Piraeus. The Erin is homeward
bound
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
MRS. MABEN
WAS MADE WELL.
BY Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
table Compound and Wants
Other Suffering Women
To Know 1t.
Murfreesboro, Tenn. - "I have
wanted to write to you for long time

10 Tell you what your
wonderful remedies
have done for me. I
was a sufferer from
f e m ale weakness
a n d displacement
and | would have
such tired, worn out.
feelings, sick head
aches and dizzy
spells. Doctors did
me no good SO ] tried
the Lydia E. Pink
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Summer Plans.

you are going away for the sum-
mer?"
"Of course" replied Mr.. Bliggins;
that is to say, my family will go
away. I'll stay here"
But the climate won't be comfort
able"
Il don't care anything about the ell
mate. All l want is rest and quiet"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
DEVOTED HIS TO GOOD WORK
Devout Little Johnny Would Give His
Penny to Buy Bibles for
Poor Kids.

The little visitors at Aunt Mary's
were Helen, aged six, and John, age
four They played keeping grocery
under the piano, envelopes, books and
other articles representing the stock
in trade They took turn about al
grocer and customer. The grocer bore
the name of Mr.. Popcorn.
MIR. Popcorn" said Helen, have
you any rabbits this morning."
"Yes'ih." answered the polite grocer.
Are they nice and fresh?"
"Yes'm."
Then you may give me good,
big fat one for Is cents"
During a lull in the grocery trans
actions Aunt Mary gave each of the
visitors two cents--two cents In real
money.
And what are you going to 10
with the money!" asked Aunt Mary
I'm going to put my two pennies
In the bank" said Helen.
And l." said John. "I'll buy candy
with one penny"
And what will you do with the
other penny"
And John, who had been impressed
by the missionary talks at Sunday
school, answered. I'm a-goin to
give it to buy Bibles for poor kids"
Providence Tribune.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Names DR.. Miller on Board,

Gov. Rye June 16 appointed DR.. Wal.
ter ]. Miller of Knoxville as a member
of the state board of health to succeed
DR.. A. NJ. Gamble of Knoxville whose
term has expired and who did not ap-
ply for reappointment.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
The Noiseless Age.

Diggs-Would you like to join our
society for the suppression of useless
noise?
Biggs-Don't know. When are you
going to start?
Diggs-With the next political cam
paign. We are going to have the num-
Der of cheers reduced from three to
one.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
only Two Lose Jobs.

Internal Revenue Collector e. B.
Craig prevailed upon the commission
er of internal revenue in Washington,
to modify his recent order for the dis
missal of three deputies and one stamp
clerk in Tennessee, and as result
not more than two deputies will be dis
continued from the revenue office.
Collector Craig satisfied Commits
sioner Osborne and Deputy Commits
sioner Gates that the proposed reduc.
ton of four men would operate as a
handicap to the efficiency of the reve-
nue. service in Tennessee.
Mr.. Craig also succeeded in obtain
ing authority from Deputy Commits
sioner Gates to increase the salary Of
two members of his staff who have
rendered exceptionally efficient serv-
ice. Although the increase will be
small, it will be in the nature Of sub
stantial recognition of mert.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Kino of Greece Recovering.

London.-"The kings physicians ex'
pect their patient to enter upon con,
in a day or two" says
Reuters Athens correspondent His
can be transferred to his
castle at Deklilia within a fortnight"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
A Lone Vulqarian.

This seems to be very exclusive
restaurant"
Yes, indeed. Why, even the wait
ers are perfect gentlemen. The only
coarse person one ever sees here is
the proprietor, and l don't suppose it
would be possible to exclude him.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
For Her Sake,

"You can't afford to be without this
wonderful work"
That's good. My wife says l am
always doing things cannot afford to,
and this will prove she is right"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
w. D. Fulton Is Game Warden.

w. D. Fulton, prominent farmer of
Williamson county, was appointed
state game warden by Gov. Rye June
Is. He was indorsed by various
sportsmens clubs of the state. He
prepared the game warden bill. Ths
salary is s2,4C0.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Keen II In Your Stable.

For external use on horses nothing
that we know Of equals Hanford's Bal
sam. Many trainers use it as a leg
wash because it keeps the skin in fine
condition and should cure lameness.
ADV.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Leprosv Spreads in Venezuela.

San Francisco, Cal.-Leprosy is
spreading rapidly in Venezuela and
tetanus is alarmingly prevalent
among infants there, according to
delegate to the Pan-American Medical
Congress in session here.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Girl Ends Life,

Springfield, Ill.-Despondent over a
love affair, Elsie Blake, 20 years old,
of St Louis, drank poison here. She
died in st. Johns institution shortly
after.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
TWO NASHVILLE CITY
OFFICIALS ARRESTED
CHARGE OF THEFT OF BOOKS is
MADE BY NAsHvlLLE's
MAYOR.
RECORDS REPORTED LOST
Audit of Books Being Made Since the
Charges Were Brought Against
Comptroller Burns, Who En-
joined City.
Nashville.

NASHVILLE.
As the climax Of week of excite
ment following the announcement by
Mayor Howse that valuable books
were missing FROM the office Of the
city comptroller warrants were served
on City Commissioner of Finance Lyle
Andrews and City Comptroller Miles
Burns, charging them with the theft
of the records.
A warrant was also issued for Assist
ant City Treasurer J. B. West, Jr.
The warrants, sworn out by Mayor
Howse, charge the three men with TAX
ing books from the comptroller's office
with intent to defraud the city. The
books are valued in the warrants at
$4,000.
Commissioner Andrews was released
on a bond soon after his arrest, while
Comptroller Burns was placed in the
custody of deputy sheriff pending his
effort to secure bail.
Making the announcement that val
liable records of the city's financial
transactions had been reported miss
ing to him by Comptroller Burns, the
mayor suspended Burns and announced
the offer of $4,000 reward for the re-
covery of the books.
Burns, through his attorney, con-
tended that the mayor had no right to
suspend him and secured an injunction
in the circuit court reinstating him in
office. In the bill filed on which he
secured the injunction, Burns is al
legged to have charged that City Comp
troller Andrews and Assistant City
Treasurer West In 1913 took money
from the city during Andrews race for
commissioner. The books missing
cover this period of the citys fl
nances.
Last week the members Of the city
commission, with Andrews in attend
ance, awarded contract for the audit
of the city's books and the work was
began. The members of the commits
sion unanimously voted for the audit.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Two Strings to Little Testers Bow.

Little Lester observation-disclosures,
will you give me nicked if I am a
good boy?
Mamma-No; haven't nickel to
spare now.
Little Lester Livermore-All right,
then! Skinny Smart will give me a
dime if l can swear worse than he
can.-Kansas City Star.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Missis sippi Visited by Locusts.

Suffolk, Miss.-This section is be-
ing visited by the 13-year locusts in
some numbers. They last made their
appearance in 1902. The damage thus
far has been Of a minor character.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
Naturally,

"The line of battle in Europe just
now reminds me of our telephone ex-
change"
"How SOP"
Its line that's always busy"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25

YOUR OWN DRUCGIsT WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye REMEDY for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyelidsi No smartin1g-
By mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25
SYMPATHETIC.

Meeker-Poor man!
Bleeker-To whom do you refer?
Meeker-The chap who is going to
marry my former wife.
Bleeker-But l thought he was rich.
Meeker-So he is-poor mani
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-06-25

The dollar may not mean happiness,
but 1t means comfort, and you can't
blame people for loving it,