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Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
Cheaper Plan.

T see," said the man who reads. that to bring sleep to insomnia vic tins an English woman has invented an apparatus to flow water or medi- cated liquids on the forehead gently until the desired result is attained. What do you think of that. Pat?'
 Sure, think it would be cheaper t turn the hose on 'em.''
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
sheepskin Emharno Raised.

Washington.-The British govern nlent gave notice it would raise the embargo on the exportation to the United States of ''wooled sheepskins" skins with the wool on-under pro- visions guarding against re-exporta- ton.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
Place of Amusement.

Redd-You know London has an automobile museum.
 Greene-We ought to have one in this country. It, no doubt, would be an amusing place.
 Why an ampsing placer"
 Why, the automobiles do so many funny tricks"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
May Close British Ports.

Washington.-Cons General Skin- nor at London cabled that the British tain ports of Crest Britain may be closed to shipping without notice
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
More Wheat For BeIoium.

Galveston.-The British steamer Queen Adelaide, chartered by the Bel gian Relief Commission, sailed from here for Rotterdam with 278,4OO bush- els of wheat for Belgium
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
How "ssmu Reoistered.

Not far from Lexington lives young farmer, Sam" Woolridge, who found occasion to stop at the Phoenix. in Lexington. Just before MT. Wool ridge registered. James B. Haggin of New York, owner of the beautiful Elmendorf stock farm, walked to the desk and wrote: James B. Haggin and Valet, New York
 MT. Woolridge was the next to reg ister, and this is what he wrote: Sam Woolridge and Valise, Versailles"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
Can Vote on Suffraue.

Trenton.-Governor Fielder signed the bill providing for special elec- tion on October 19 for the submission of the proposed woman suffragis. amendment to the voters of the state.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
Fiddle Sells For $1e,5oo.

London.-A famous Stradivarius for sale at Christie's aution room on behalf of the Red Cross brought S19,- 800.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

Beautiful, clear white clothes delights the laundress who uses Red Cross Ball Blue. All grocers. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
Aid Home Coming Americans.

Washington. D.-Cancellatio of sail- ings of liners from Italy to the United States may cause the United States to take steps to aid homecoming Americans.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
Cotton Cake Is Exported.

Galveston-Two carloads of cotton seed cake, amounting to 25,475 sacks, valued at S137 500, were exported from Galveston on two steamships.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
Brinuinu Sunshine f0 ffse DarkeSf Dav

The flaring skirt might cause sen sation if the wearer jumped at con- clusion and failed to land on her feet.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

Maybe they say silence is golden because it is about as rare as the yellow metal
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak. watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids: No Smarting- by mail Free Murine Eye Remedy Co.,, Chicago
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

No man is qualified intelligently to discuss the leisure" classes until he has run for office.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
 Wedded to Wetness,

Morris, nl.-A high license town for by plurality of 1,777.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

Many man seeks job as janitor so that his wife can do most of the work
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

It's sometimes easier to settle down than it is to settle up.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

The lowly egg has the best of man. kind in one respect; it can spread it. self better after it is broke.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

To stop bleeding use Hanford's Bal sam. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

Smile, smile, beautiful clear white clothes. Red Cross Ball Blue, American made, therefore best. All grocers Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
Prinz Wilhelm in Dry Docks.

Newport NeWs.-With Commander Thierfelder on the bridge and the crew at their stations, the German sea raider Kronprinz Wilhelm has been moved into drydocks.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
In the Cloudland Flats.

Harker-Do you live downtown? Parker-No; twenty-three stories up.-Indianapolis Star
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

For thrush use Hanford's Balsam. Get it into the bottom of the affected part. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

Pursuit of wealth is the great hu- man hurdle race.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

Nothing makes a man so quickly forget that he has been tilted as the society of another woman.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

When no one will say kind word of the dead man it is sign that he did not die quick enough.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

A lot of sympathy is wasted on un. der dogs and henpecked husbands
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

Anti-Tipping Bill Killed. St. Paul.-The anti-tipping bill has been killed by the Senate Committee.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

A flaming necktie is no sign that there is red blood behind it.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
Important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
Wheel Tax Denied.

Wheel Tax Denied.
 Springfield.-Right of cities to col. feet a wheel tax on automobiles was denied by the State Supreme Court
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

A fat stranger passed down the street yesterday. Who is the diri- gible?" Eph Wiley asked.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

Probably the most worthless opinion is the average mans prediction as to the result of prize fight.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28
Gossip.

Why didn't you keep the secret I told you?"
 Why didn't you keep it yourself?"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-04-28

Try it. At druggists.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-11
Guests Of Honor

It was no usual gathering that greeted the new
Roman Catholic bishop at the banquet Wednesday night.
Present besides the hosts of the Knights of Columbus
order and the Roman Catholic clergy special guests
were representatives Of the city, state and national
governments the army the local churches of various
denominations the schools, the bar the press and the
business men through chamber Of commerce officers
and members
It was truly @get together" meeting of an IN
common order The assembly one of the largest
ever had here and typical of the forces that
make FL PaSo The sentiment prevailing the very
happiest. The guests so seated that the clergy
ana the visitors from outside the city enabled
to get acquainted with the aymen of the city. There
It was a friendly wholesome meeting of e. Pasoans
and their neghbors.
One could only regret that the limited time made
it impossible to hear from many more Of the clergy
and visitors. Such occasion might yield, wonderful
opportunities for communicating among minds that fine
spirit Of understanding and appreciation that makes
for a higher civilization.
Back Of the Roman Catholic church of this dav in
the southwest there stretches wonderful history of
pioneer achievement reaching back to the beginning
Of the white settlement. No study Of southwestern
history be made without a knowledge of these
foundations. Any broad view of the life of the world
been performed by this stupendous and ancient or
saniZation.
The local Roman Catholic clergy is made up of
Of broad humanity, high patriotism sterling charac
ter, and deep wisdom. Their influence in the com
munty has always been for better things Antagonstic
propaganda could never make any Roadway in this
part Of the country the spirit of progress in the south
west tves in the search for points of agreement not
points of difference, among men
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-11
6GTHE more see OF other cities Z
and towns, the better 1 like FL |
- r~eo - cold I rfnnav of the ]

t6THE more / see OF other cities 'as
and towns, the better like Fl
Paso," said J. ]. Finney, OF the
Southwestern traffic department, who
has just returned from visit to rela-
tives in his native state OF Tennessee,
accompanied by his wife 7 spent two
or three days in Chicago. but-of course
II isn't exactly fair TO compare that city
with Ell Paso. although in many re-
spects FL Paso has the edge on the
big city by the lake 70 say nothing
OF our climate, as against that Of
Chicago's- During the most Of my alb
sence ] was in middle Tennessee, visit
ing Nashville and Lebanon. the latter
my home town our visit with the
folks back home was indeed very en-
joyable, and we had great time; how
ever. there is something about the OLD
places back in Tennessee that does not
seem exactly right and things did not
look the same to me as they once did
II is true the country was beautiful,
and the trees were all bedecked IN their
autumn dress Of many colored leaves,
presenting such picture as We would
never see in this part Of the country
also. the weather was ideal during the
entire time I was away but with al
that I couldn't quite get used TO the
surroundings and felt that / was NOR
Oughly -Weaned' from my former abode
So many OF the towns, and not lew
Of the cities. presented such dingy,
SMOKY aDDEaLdAAEEs anu eve NNAAA pa
lively new buildings had that old,
weatherbeaten look about them that
gave one the 'creeps' to look at them
The people. however. were very nos
pitably inclined. and there was no lack
Of entertainment Ny 6bme county Of
Wilson and the adjoining counties are
still throttled By the tOuEate menace,
practically all the pixies requiring the
payment of toll for the privilege OF
travelling thereupon, the gates being
placed at intervals OF about four miles
Most OF the Tennessee counties have
long since thrown off this burden BY
the purchase OF the pixies from private
interests. but these counties mentioned
are still paying tribute TO the pike
owners, just as they have been doing
for the past SO years There are some
beautiful drives. and motoring is eN-
cellent, but this is more than offset by
having 10 stop at every gate and dig
up the necessary toll Tt is a case OF
no pay. no go. and there is no other
way around 7 could not help but feel
that middle Tennessee is a little back
ward in that respect"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-11
Short Snatches From Everywhere

Has Carranza recognized u.s. There's the rub
Austin Statesman
OF two evils we are apt to choose the one we enjoy
most.-New York Times
The next best thing to loving your enemies IS not
to have any.-New York Times
Calling the wife of a mean man his better nelI
is not very complimentary--New York world
A womans idea Of rigid economy. is to cut out
meat during the weather i'm order to save enough
10 attend a bargain sale.-Vashington Post
The loan may be good finance, but any time we LEND
90 his promise TO SUBSCRIBE lot me paper
thereU be a trick in columbia IS c. state
No matter what happens in the way Of Mexican
raids. Of refuse to become alarmed a. lg-ls a
Texas is on the bOrder-Cleveland tOhlo) Leader
Probably Huerta would salute the flag IN consider
of being allowed TO express hlrlselL on solne
Republican campaigners do not believe that leaving
Mr. Marshall of the ticket viii make any dinerence
worth noticing the actual resutN asnlngton star
Work as hard as he viii. count JagoW does
able to make the Greeks reaize nov oally
they feel about having their neutrality violated
Indianapolis star
There are two reasons why some people do not
mind their business one is that they haVent any
business and the other is they haven't any nina
Springfield CTenn-) Herald
Now they are calling Villa the Robin Hood Of
Mexico Why not the Robbing Hood Tor ne IS reaIi5
only hood. cloak. blind for the brigandaBe OF
himself and f0IlOwers-San Francisco Chronicle
Champ Clark says that national conventions cheat
the people Of the right to select candidates HIS
attitude is readily understood II he has in mind a
particular convention dominated by serious gentie-
from Nebraska---Pasadena (Calif) News
A writer in current magazine advises that chill
be oftener than every three years
II all depends II there is anything in the philosophy
or better babies should like to see II applied annu-
ally 10 some youngsters we knOW.-WacO News
Brother Jonathan has notified John Bull that the
action Of British authorities in interfering with ship
sh ships is unwarranted sure. but what is Brother
Jonathan going to do about itz-Fort Worth Record
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-11

~ OOTBALL is an effort on the part
4 Of forty-foUr shin guards to oc-
cupy the same place at the same
time. It is classed as a game, but looks
mere like a clinic. It is called foot
ball because the ball is about a foot
long.
It takes twenty-five men to play foot
ball and somewhere near twice that
number to keep them in repair An
automobile is durability itself beside
a football player. In our large colleges
the football garage is constantly filled
during the fall with football players,
who have had TO go into the back shop
for q thorough overhauling- The chief
objects usel in the game beside the
players, are a referees whistle, two
goal posts. a Red Cross wagon, a bar
rel OF splints. a loud. virulent yell,
carload OF flags and a few thousand
roOters with brass lined threats. A
roOter is baseball fan with a cold
weather carbureter- He can stand for
hours in the snow and yell without dis
turbing anyone outside OF his own con
gressiOnal district
The football is used in the game to
locate the disturbance. Wherever the
ball is. there is no more peace than
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-11

have copper fastened teeth, reinforced
concrete shins. a 1.-THE. timber back
bone and angle iron knees He should
also have a duplicate nose II possible.
The player should be so hard that he
can dent a locomotive and yet 50 flex-
ible that he can emerge from beneath
twenty-one men, reach out his arm
twenty-seven feet and plant the ball
between the goal posts He should al
so be able to grab a 13-inch shell
around the waist and hold it until help
arrives If possible. q football player
should refrain from marriage
Football is played mostly by col
legians because by the time a man is
out of college he has sense enough
not to play it. An old player can be
told by the quiet way in which he
doesn't dodge street cars. automobiles.
hoOdlums and lightning. II they hit
him it is their own fault. and he does
not hold himself responsible for the
consequences.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-11
Another Ray Of Light

Since the great began, The Herald has searched
diligently any evidences of survival of the higher
ideals of mankind amid the wreck of a world Several
times The Herald has had occasion to alude to Incl
DENTS trivial in themselves that to show that
the soul of not been wholly shriveled and that
such concepts faith and truth and charity and respect
still survive.
Now have Just across an item IN a German
paper, the Berlin Tagebatt which reflects welcome
light upon the nature of at least German officer
would be foolish that the case is isolated
British major, Nicholson, prisoner Of war, committed
suicide in the prison camp. The chapter Of the German
Red Cross contributed wreath for his casket. The
Grefelder Zetung published letter from correspond
ent bitterly criticsing the Red Cross for its act
The commanding general Of Muenster instantly dis
cplined the paper with swift punishment under the
censorship rules. In announcing his decision Gen.
Gayi wrote to the newspaper follows;
The late Maj Nicholson had a wound in
the spine and feared complete paralysis that he be
melancholic- It during such attack, doc
tors state, that he committed suicide
Maj. Nicholson was highly respected officer who
bore his captivity with dignity The uprightness Of
his character is testified by short letter which he
death was nowise connected with his treatment in
captivity"
After describing the funeral arrangements and me7
tonng that, the request of hospital doctor, the
Red Cross had allowed four marks for wreath, the
letter concludes:
toned article for the purDose Of agitation is highly 10
be regretted This distortion Of facts calculated
to poison public opinion"
In view Of many distressing facts appearing IN
the of the day. it is with singular pleasure that
The Herald sends abroad this little ray Of light
''wiIl push suffrage plank" says news dispatch.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-11

Poll tax payments are coming in
slowly" said VIII J. Watson. county
tax collector. Probably there will be
more payments in December. but do
not anticipate a rush until in January.
with the big rush during the last half
Of the month I anticipate a full pay
ment Of poll taxes. There viii IN
doubtedly be poll tax paying campaigns
to induce every qualified voter 10 get
his receipt. and it is highly probable
that most OF those having a vote viii
secure their receipt or exemption"
Il was very favorably impressed with
FL Paso." said Hugh Miller. sheriff OF
san saba county 1T has an air OF
'get-up-and-go' about IL that gives one
the impression OF western progressive
ness one is bound TO be greatly sur
prised. after riding for many hours
through a country with nothing but
small towns at long intervals. TO sud
denly find himself in a hustling. bust
ling, modern American city. One eN-
poets to find cities in a country that is
highly developed aEriculturally. but IL
is something OF a surprise to find a big
community in the midst OF a country
that TO the casual observer is barren
OF course. there is a reason for the city
being here, and when we think about
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-11

it We realize that the reason IS the
large tributary territory with its vast
stOckraising interests and its mining,
and the trade that these things create
IF FL PasO market men know how
to cater to their customers at Thanks
giving time. they viii have on hand
nothing but home valley raised tur-
keys. which the farmers can supply
them without trouble and at reas0na-
bic rates" said county farm demon
stratOr A c. Graham Local birds are
better fed, fatter and tastier than those
which have TO come from long distances
away, and the purchaser is sure OF get
ting first class eating which has not
been tainted by cold storage"
The Spanish language is going TO
lead somebody in these parts 70 fame
and fortune" said George H Clements.
The business man who has goods 10
sell IN foreign markets can do no better
than sink his hooks into the tongue Of
Latin America. especially II he halls
from the border country near the Pass
City Mexico offers big opportunities
to the aggressive house who can talk
business with Mexican districts in their
own language"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-11
HOCWALIOW NEWS

TIDNEY Hooks was tried for a
disturbance Of the peace at Bound
- ing Billows. Tuesday morning By
a careful selection Of jury TO try the
case Sidney was found to be not guilty.
The HoEwallow Improvement Asso-
citation has called a meeting for next
Saturday night at which time steps
will be taken TO raise fund TO
buy some extra chairs for the post
office. The winter rush OF al-day
visitors at the pOstoffice is now com
ing on. and with extra chairs on hand
great many more persons could be
encouraged 10 locate there during the
winter
The old miser. who buried his money
in the fence corner near the big tree
last week has missed part OF IL me
guilty person has not been apprehen-
ded. Raj Barlow went TO Ilckvtlle
yesterday and purchased himself fine
suit Of clothes.
Cricket Hicks bought a nickers
worth OF nails while at Bounding Bill
lows yesterday. and some decided i'm
prOvements are looked for in this i'm
mediate vicinity soon
Sim Flinders is trying TO hatch I'D
some plan TO get closer 10 the sun
this winter
Atlas Peck went over TO Bounding
BillOws sunday to talk over some pri-
vate business with a deaf man. but
the country is getting so thickly set
tied he couldn't get TO say much 10 him.
The Excelsior Fiddling Band appeared
at the trial OF Sim Flinders which
took place at Rye Straw Thursday The
band was a witness in the case. hav-
ing seen Sim cross the road with
sack OF geese on his shoulder The
band was playing at the time they saw
him. but the court ruled that ii was
not necessary TO admit the music as
evidence
Frisby Hancock, after having been
puzzled for several weeks to know why
he could not sleep at night, has dis
covered that 10 is because his bed is
str fed with owl feathers.
jefferson POtlOcks is again IN our
midst. having returned this week
from an absence Of several days in
the Calf ribs neighborhOOd. He brought
back a good COW whose former owner
ship is clouded in mystery.
Columbus Allsop. who has been read
ing the almanac from cover TO cover
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-11

how little these things are needed any
way.
Football is not a peaceful game, be-
cause Of the great objection Of the
team which hasn't the ball TO its prog
ress down the field A football player
is the greatest standpatter in the world.
II things can't go his way he doesn Z
want them to go at all. Some football
players are so INSCRIPTIONS as to fall
down before the advancing runner ana
twist his ankle by getting II tangled
up in their ribs Frequently also, the
man with the ball wiz snag himself
severely on a broken bone, while going
through an opponent or will dent his
head on an adversary's teeth. or will
slip on a slippery face and twist his
knee until he yells with pain Because
of these facts football is not consid-
cred q parlOr game and is making lit
tie Roadway in the female seminaries.
Football is an earnest game and re-
quires various talents A football play
er should weigh $50 pounds and should
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-11

TINS week took an umbrella along
with MIN on his literary journey, 10
nave handy for the rainy spells.
than anybody.
The Rye Straw storekeeper who has
been bachelor for a long time told a
man the other day that the women
1olks stlil dressed up when they came
10 the store. even If they did not ex-
pect 10 see anybody except him
The house occupied by the Hog Ford
preacher has been too small for him
and his family for some time. and on
last Friday night the congregation
went silently to his home and built a
nice shed room and front porch while
ne and his family slept
The high cost Of extravagance is
the cause OF some OF the high-cost-
of-hving according to the Dog Hin
Some people are graceful while
others are disgraceful.
Yam Sim accompanied the widow OF
the Calf Ribs neighborhOOd TO the Rye
straw store Tuesday to assist her home
with spool Of thread.
Fletcher Henstep was interviewed
DE the editor OF the Tidings. while in
IiekFille the other day, and Fletcher
IS anxious TO get this weeks issue so
so that he can see what the editor saws.
Frlsoy Hancock took his bass fiddle
70 the Gander creek bottoms yester-
Qay and played several selections under
the nut trees but had little success as
the nuts are nearly all gone.
MIS- Poke EaSley relates to Us
remarkable incident and We believe
We have never heard OF anoth er case
Just like it She SAYS a short time
ago she set one OF her hens on twelve
eggs. and when she came of she had
fourteen chickens
Especial NOtiee-HoEwallOw News Is
fully protected under the copyright
laws, which Impose a severe penalty
for Infringement by use either entire
or in Part)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-11
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