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Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
SUFFRAGETTES VISIT
THE WHITE HOUSE
MAMMOTH PETITION FROM CALL
FoRNlA MYSTERloUSLY DIS
APPEARS EN.ROUTE

WASHINGTON, Dec 6.-The wo-
man suffrage leaders again took their
fight to the national capitol. The
Anthony amendment was introduced
in the house by Mondell There was
a picturesque parade. The domonstra-
ton preceded its introduction. A
mammoth petition from California
was lost. 1t disappeared between VIII
mington, Delaware, from where 1t
was shipped by express, and Wash
ington. The women later called upon
the president at the White House.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06

The first business before the House
today was the election of speaker.
South Trimble. the clerk, called the
body to order Members then pro
ceeded to the election of the speak
er. The Democratic majority made
the reelection of Champ Clark, of
Missouri, foregone conclusion. Rep
resentatiye Mann. of Illinois, the Re-
publican candidate fer speaker, was
the choice of the Republicans for
their leader
Two hundred and twenty.nine Dem
ocrats. 1877 Republicans, 6 Progress
siyes, one socialist and one indepen-
dent compose the new house. The
dozen or more Republicans of the
old guard" who went down TO defeat
three years ago only to be returned
to the lower house over Democratic
opponents last fall, formed an inter-
(Tnntfpuad an Daun A
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
CHARGE OF BURGLARY

shorty" Kelly was arrested by
Officer Grant and charged with rob
bing Don Richie's saloon. The dia
mond ring that was taken, together
with about 500 in cash was pawned
by Kelly that afternoon. He is be-
ing held in the county Jail. A charge
of burglary, the officers say, will pro-
badly be placed against him.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
ILL WITH PNEUMONIA

Ed Clifford, Jr, of Stone Cabin is
seriously i'll with an attack of pneu-
monia. Two physicians are in atten-
dance. Relatives have been summon
ed and the aged father Ed Clifford.
is quite i'll on the coast His eondl-
tion late this afternoon was quite en-
couraging, although the crisis has not
yet been reached.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
MISS K|RCHEN BRIDE
OF Mr.. STUART LANE
CEREMONY PERFORMED sATUR.
DAY AFTERNOON AT SAN
FRANCISCO
tContinued on Page 4.l

Mr. and Mrs. John c. Kirchen, wish
70 announce to all Tonopah friends
their daughter Florences marriage to
Mr.. Stuart r. Lane, OF Claremont.
Berkeley, California. Saturday even
ing. This pleasant affair. which was
TO have taken place in the early
spring was hastened by the serious
illness of the groom's father. who is
now at the Adler sanatorium. San
francisco
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
SERB|ANS FROM MONAST|R JOIN FRENCH

tional liberal party, which he heads,
TO abstain from voting IN the coming
election and charging virtually sup
preston of constitutional regime in
the dissolution of the chamber.
France will insist on the restoration
OF Alsace and Lorraine and Teutonic
withdrawal from Belgium. Serbia as
a requisite of peace. declared Albert
Thomas, French undersecretary Of
war
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
CUTTING AT eoLDFlELD

Tex Bell who was several months
ago shot in mixup by Conductor
Cunningham, at Goldfeld, was engag-
ed in another affray at Goldfield last
night, stabbing man and in the
separation of the fighters, one Muir
ply was knocked down and his ear
mutilated by kick Bell skipped out,
but was arrested this morning by
Deputy Sheriff Bogard, of Goldheld, at
Klondyke. 1t is said that Bell was
recently floated from Tonopah.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
NEW ROCHESTER MILL
BEGINS OPERATION

Word from Rochester announces
that the new $65,O0O cyanide mill of
the Northumberland company has
commenced operation. II has a ca
pacity of 100 tons a day and there is
sufficient ore already blocked out to
keep il running at capacity for three
years. Simultaneous with the start
ing of the mill. eight sets OF ma
chine drills were put to work under
ground. They are operated by com
pressed air from the mill
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06

DEFENSE PROGRAM CALLS FORBIG OUTLAY

The entire plans call FOR something
over $150,000,000 in excess of last
years appropriations. The war de-
partment requests an Increase of $4,-
100000 for the signal corps. The
most of this is for aviation. For the
organized militia more than $4,000
900 is estimated as necessary, com
pared with a quarter of million last
year The big time in the new navy
program is an estimate of S27,000,000
as the first years appropriation for
the hulls and machinery of two bat
tleships, two battle cruisers and var
ious other smaller warships.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
PRESIDENT DELIVERS
ADDRESS TOMORROW
THIS PROMISES TO BE THE MOST
IMPORTANT SESSION IN A
GENERATION

WASHINGTON, Dec. 6.-Congress
reassembled at noon FOR what pro
misses to be the most important and
historic session of the generation.
The proceedings were Drief. Both
houses adjourned and sent a commit
tee to notify the president. Real
work will begin tomorrow when The
president delivers his annual address
al the joint session. Bills and resolu-
tions poured in. Defense measures
predominated
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
WILL MAKE SHIPMENT
OF ORE FROM GEM MINE

Messrs. Sheldon. kershaw, ct al,
owners of the Gem mine at sunshine,
are hauling ore TO the Western Pa
oihc station. and will make ship
ment OF about ~ tons to the Salt
Lake smelter the first OF the week.
The ore runs around 500 ounces IN
silver to the ton. in addition To a
small quantity OF gold. silver State.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
RIVERS AND HARBORS
APPROPRIATION ASKED
NEARLY HALF A MILLION DOL
LARS is REQUESTED FOR
HUMBOLDT BAY

WASHINGTON, Dec. 6. Nearly
$46.000,O00 is asked by the army en-
gineers for the maintenance and i'm
proyement of rivers and harbors for
the year beginning next July. The
estimates include HUMBOLDT harbor
and bay for $450.000.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
LITTLE CHILD IMPROVING

Frances. the little daughter Of Mr..
and Mrs. J Il. Peck. who was taken
TO Reno with an afflietion OF the eyes
several days ago. has been placed In
a hospital there and is under the care
OF specialist and trained nurse This
morning was reported to be improv-
ing and hopes are entertained for a
complete recovery.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
BULLION FORWARDED BY
lhttXTFNSION COMPANY

a me Tonopah Extension Min q
a company yesterday forward
4 py Wells, Fargo 104,120 oun- q
a ~ ~ OF bullion, the returns from =
4 ae mn for the latter half of =
4 NoVemher Estimating the con Z
: n.s IN gold and silver at 20 Z
= seh's an ounce. the shipment :
: vas as merohantable for s72.SS4. A Z
= sssload sssad OF concentrates will be I
= n'pped from the mill in day I
4 ~ ~ ,~o. the cleanup Tor the month 4
ol November. Z
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
(By Associated Press,

WASHINGTON, Dec. 6.-Ambassa-
dor Bernstorff today presented to the
state department a communication
asking for the reasons for the re-
quest for the withdrawal Of Captain
Boy-ed and Captain Won Papen, the
German naval and military attaches,
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
CONCENTRATES SHIPPED

The Tonopah Extension Mining
company today shipped a carload of
concentrates, weighing 81 tons They
were valued at $500 ton, total of
$4,000. This was the cleanup of the
mill for the month of November.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06

WASHINGTON, Dec. 6. - The ad-
ministrations estimate of military
and naval expenditures including the
first years cost for the new national
defense program, sent to congress to-
day gives a total OF s152,345,259 ask
ed for by the army ana $211,518,074
asked for by the navy. For the two.
branches the increase asked for over
the appropriations of last year is
about $124 100000 exclusive of the.
amounts for Notifications and other
items which may be included in the
general scheme of military defense.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
my Associated Pre-.J

LONDON. Dec. 6.-The enrolment
OF the Russian army class of 1917 in
1916 is ordered in an imperial ukase
issued at Petrograd The Serbians
retiring from Monastir arrived al
Gievgeli TO join the French toops, ac-
cording to an Athens dispatch. Form
er Premier Vonizelos of Greece has
issued manifesto advising the ma
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
JURY AcoulTs M'eREeoR

All alter deliberating for five hours, a
ts'y w. IN the United States court at
o%asoh oa,,se city brought in verdict ac-
sm'.ins s w. l.. (DocD McGregor, of
hesr im buckhorn, on the charge of sell
ns whisky to Indians.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06

COUNTY COMMISSIONER FER.
GuSON and wife returned this morn
ing from the exposition. where they
spent the past three weeks and parti-
clpated In the closing frivolities.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06

Tonopah people who returned from
the exposition this morning. report
that 100000 people passed through
the turnstiles on the closing day.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
GERMANY PRESSES
u. S. FOR REASON
BerStOrff, Also Likely to be Per-
soma non Grdtd, Makes
UndipIOmdtiC Move

respectively. This is considered by
officials to be contrary TO diplomatic
procedure. Under diplomatic usage
it was only necessary for the United
States to indicate that the attaches
were persona non grata and 1t was
unnecessary to give the reason.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
COMMISSIONERS IN SESSION

The board of county commissioners
today began its usual monthly SEES
sion. only routine business has been
transacted thus far.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
THE CALENDAR CALLED

The district court was not in ses-
sion today except foi a short time
during which the calendar was called.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06

ED SCHULTZ. of Cedarbrook. Ken.
lucky. Is spending the day In Tono.
pah.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1915-12-06
The Weather

Fair, colder tonight.
Tuesday fair.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01
CONFEDERATE VETERAN
MISSED BUT ONE REUNION

Franklin, KY, Aug. 26.-Joe c..
Bryan, of this county, a retired bus
mess man, died this morning at the
age of sixty-four years at his home
on North College street, after having
been a sufferer for the past two
years of hardening of the arteries.
Mr.. Bryan was an ex-Confederate
soldier. He was a leading Demo-
cratic politician, although he never
sought an office. Since the organi-
cation of Camp Walker, U. c. ", in
this community twenty years ago he
held the Office of commander until
three years ago. when his health be-
gan to fail him.
He had the record of having new
err missed attending a Confederate
reunion until the one this year. He
was brother of Mayor w. H. Bry-
an, of this city, and is survived by
him, bis widow, three sons and four
daughters.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01
THE WOMAN OF KANSAS
AND WHAT SHE CAN Dc

Out in Kansas, where they strive
to please, the women ought TO have
small cause for complaint II it is
possible to deprive the sex Of that
inalienable right.
Here are some of the things wo-
man of the Sunfiower State may le-
gally do:
Can take back her maiden name
after her husband is dead, without
any legal process or legislative act.
Can keep her own name when she
is married.
Can persuade her husband to take
her name and give up his family
name, il she does not like it.
Can keep her maiden name and
her husband can keep his.
Can retain her maiden name for
business transactions and use her
husbands name for social affairs.
If wife does not like either her
own or husbands family name they
can change to name that does suit.
A woman can wear mems clothing
without any restriction except that
she must not pose as a man.
She can vote at every election.
She can hold any Office in the State
and run for Congress.
AS Kansas probably puts it, wo-
man there can do almost anything a
man can. That's so. The mems
clothing provision even permits her
to scratch match as some men do.
Only thing she seems debarred from
is posing as a man." which is i'm
of course. for most of them,
at least. IN York Telegraph.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01
O O o O @ o O o o o O o o o o o
o THE LAMB OF BY-AND-BY. o
o o O o o Q o o o o o o o o

There is a land, as I've heard tell.
where nothing's ever done; the peo-
pie who therein do dwell, no work
have yet begun. Tomorrow" is
the watchword there. and Pretty
soon" the cry-the name of this un-
pleasant land-the Land of BY
and-By."
Procrastination there is king; he
rules with a high hand, but makes
no laws or anything to benefit the
land. The lessons they are never
learned--no use to question why;
the chores are left unfinished in the
Land of By-and-By.
And If you put things off and say
you'll do. them, pretty soon, and
shirk your tasks from day to day,
perhaps some afternoon, they'll take
YOU off to this bad land-no friend
will heed your cry-there is no
progress in the Land Of By-and-By.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01
Not Enough Steam.

A prominent Providence. n. l.. at
torney tells the following story of a
colleague:
He always taps his immense fund
of funny stories when in court and
never fails to put Judge and jury in
a good humor.
Once he was conducting a case,
and. turning to the jury, made the
following remarks:
Don't put too much faith in what
my opponent says, gentlemen. When
he begins to talk his brain ceases to
work. He's like the little steamboat
down South at the river town where
was born. 1t had a five-inch boil
er and a seven-inch whistle. The
result was that when the whistle
blew the steamboat stopped"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01
ASTOUNDING BRAVERY
OF ENGLISH OFFICER

London. Aug. 2s.-The Victoria
Gross has been conferred upon Lieu
tenant frederick William Campbell
Of the First Canadian Battalion for
conspicuous bravery on June Is at
eivenchy. when he took two machine
guns over a parapet. arrived at the
German first line with one gun ana
maintained his position there under
the heaviest rife machine gun and
bomb fire. when almost the whole
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01

origin Of the Hohensollern fortune
Is known to be the Accommodations
amassed By Frederick William Ill.,,
the present rulers great-grandfath-
or. which totaled at least 81. 900. 900
so far back as 1915. These we're be-
queathed TO William I. as "crown
treasure" and under the specific
conditions that half the amount
should never be spent unless Prussia
we're in desperate condition.
[London Chronicle.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01
At the Front.

A party of recruits were taken to
the shooting range for the first time.
The men first fired at target 500
yards away. and not one hit it.
They were next tried at target 200
yards away. and still everyone miss
ed.
They were at last tried at one just
100 yards away, but no one hit it.
Attention." Numbered the drill
sergeant. Fix bayonets! Charge!
It's your only chance!"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01
OLDER BUT STRONGER

To be healthy at seventy, prepare at
forty, is sound advice, because in the
strength Of middle life we too often forget
that neglected colds, or careless treat
ment of slight aches and pains, simply
undermine strength and bring chronic
weakness for later years.
To be stronger when older, keep your
blood pure and rich and active with the
strength-building and blood-nourishing
properties OF Scott's Emulsion which is a
food, tonic and a medicine 20 keep your
blood rich, alleviate rheumatism and
avoid sickness. No alcohol in SCOTS.
Scott 4 Bovine. Bloomfield. MI
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01
The September American Magazine

@'-~~f-"~-.--0'
In the September American Maya
zine Stanley Johnson writes the first
of series of articles entitled "Youti.
Leads the Way" which is to show
how boys and girls, from ten to
eighteen years of age. are adding
untold sums to the wealth of the
country. These boys and girls, un-
der the direction of the Department
or Agriculture, are taking hold of
farming in various States and show
ing their elders how more can be
got out of the land. Last fall in
Ohio, alone, 1900 boys added. $780,
600, 900 to the wealth of the State.
Fiction is contributed by Susan
Glaspell, Philip Curtiss, Walter
Prichard Eaton, John A. Moroso, Ell
lis Parker Butler and David Gray
son.
The two departments, Interest
ing People" and ''The Family's Mon
ey," are full of good reading and
practical suggestions. The prize
winning letters in the contest enti-
tied. "The Thing l Am Proudest
Of" and James Montgomery Flagg's
amusing piece in words and pictures
entitled, "A Marriage Vacation"
complete lively and attactive num-
Der.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01
100000 MEN IN
GERMAN LOSSES
In Year-450, 900 Among
Those Killed,
IS AUTHORITATIVE GTATEMEN
From British Source = Had
100000 For Military
Service At Beginning.
AWFUL WARS DREADFUL TOLL

London, Aug. ga statement
tren an authoritative British source
On Germany's strength in men and
her losses has been made public
here. The statement asserts that
about July 81 the Germans had l.
Sse,e00 men on the western battle
front and 100000 on the eastern
frost-a total of 100000 men on
the actual fighting line-while there
also were 100000 Austrians OPP
posed to the Russians. There were,
besides a large number of German
troops of various classes in garri-
sons, Notifications and on lines OF
communication, in addition to con-
vaIescents, invalids and others.
at is impossible to say" the
statement declares, how far the re-
serve troops have been armed and
equipped, but the fact that the total
number of men on the two fronts is
sBIy 100000 appears to show that
this is about the largest number the
Germans are able to put fully equip
ped into the fighting line.
"The Germans, from a date short
ly after the outbreak of the war,
supplied the losses in their first line
and reserve troops from the second
and even the third line, so that it is
safer to regard all the German
troops in the fighting line as much
of the same quality as in the first
few months of the war.
1T is calculated that the first line
troops lost about so per cent. in cas-
uaIties and the reserves about 20
Ser cent, their places being taken by
recruits from the 1914 class and
from other categories and reformed
Units. including the 1915 class of re-
eruits.
Since then they have again lost
about so per cent. in casualties, so
probably there remains only about
% per cent. of the original first line
troops to which must be added the
sen slightly wounded who have re-
turned to the fighting line.
The German casualties in killed,
wounded and missing reported to
June 80 totalled 1,672,444 men, of
whom 306.12S were killed, 15,S0S
died of disease. and 54O,723 either
are missing or prisoners or are so
seriously wounded as to put them
cut Of action for the remainder of
the war. Since June 80 there has
been heavy fighting.
Assuming that half a million
nen were only slightly wounded
and recovered, the effective loss is
assumed to amount to 100000. in
addition to which probably half
million men are wounded who are
absent from the front on leave in
hospitals This makes the total net
loss for the year 500, 900, of whom
from 100000 to 100000 men were
killed.
Ahc NNi mans IL Is CdiCuldteu, Ut
the beginning of the war had S,0O0,-
zee men available for military SER
vice, and that number might be in
creased by million or a million and
half II every man of military age
gave his service. The only reasona-
able suggestion, therefore, for the
fact that the Germans have only g.
100000 men in the fighting line is
that they are unable to supply more
than that number with equipment.
From the total of from 5000. 900
10 100000 men must be deducted
the 100000 net loss for the year
and the same number of men requir-
ed for making arms and ammuni-
ton"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01

Yellow complexion, pimples and
disfiguring blemishes on the face or
body can be gotten rid of by doc
toring the liver. which is torpid.
Ferbine is a powerful liver correct
ant. 1t purifies the system, stimu-
lates the vital organs and puts the
body in fine vigorous condition.
Price soc. Sold by q. Wilbur Mitch
ell, Beaver Dam, Ky. m
advertisement
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01
The Kaiser,s Fortune.

Eighteen months ago, when the
special military tax was levied. the
Kaiser had to pay $4,000; his for
tune being estimated at about 1885,
100000; SO he is far removed from
poverty. even though $4,000, 600
have been lost through the war. The
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01

There is more catarrh In this section Of
the country than all other diseases put
together. and until the last few years
was supposed to be incurable. For a
local disease and prescribed local reme-
dies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment pronounced II incur
constitutional disease. and therefore re-
quires constitutional treatment. Halls
catarrh Cure. manufactured by #. ].
Cheney q Co.. Toledo. Ohio. is the only
taken Internally II acts directly ON the
blood and mucous surfaces OF the system.
They offer one hundred dollars for any
case II fails to cure. Send for circulars
address: +. J. CHENEY CO.. Toledo. O.
Sold by Druggists. 7bc
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01
RiIiousness and CONSERVATION.

1t is certainly surprising that any
woman will endure the miserable
feelings caused by biliousness and
constipation. when relief is so easily
had and at so little expense. Mrs.
Chas. Peck, Gates, N. Y, writes.
about a year ago used two bottles
of Chamberlain Tablets and they
cured me of biliousness and consti-
patton" Obtainable everywhere.
ADVERTISEMENT
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01

When the bowels feel uncomfort-
able and you miss the celebrating
feeling that always follows a CO.
pious morning operation, a dose of
Herbine will set you right in cou-
pie of hours. If taken at bedtime you
get its beneficial effect after break
fast next day. Price soc. Sold by
z. Wilbur Mitchell. Beaver Dam, KY.
ADVERTISEMENT
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01
To the Public.

81 feel that | owe the manufac-
turers of Chamberlain Collie. Chol-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy a word
of gratitude" writes Mrs. T. N.
whitehall, Gowanda. N. Y. when
began taking this medicine was
in great pain and feeling terri
bly, sick. due to an attack OF sum-
mer complaint. After taking a dose
OF II | had not long TO wait for re-
lief. as IT benefited me almost imme-
diately." Obtainable everywhere.
advertisement
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01

A many-sided man ought to be
perfectly square.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01

Illinois Central RaiIroad--Time Ia
BILE nj Beaver Dam. Ky.

north Bound. South Bound.
:05a.m. No.121-11:ooa.m
Observation-Disclosures .m
so.1e2-s:31p.m NO.131--9:00p.m
j. E. Williams. ACT.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-01

A fellow With an engagement ring
is pretty sure to get the glad hand
from some girl.