El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-08
Mr.. Dooley Oh War Relief
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hair ia rather have it tugged be a
fair lady thin smOothed by a German
barber.
'Th' .pa=per said tn other day there
ployed in New York. There is no nj
( cissity fr amy able bodied man or
woman to be out " Employment These
Fpeople shud go into relief wurruk.
There's plinty Fl all F'r tn first time
! IN me life tn letther carryer has be-
gun to have feelin' iv respect fr
me as man iv Importance.
/ "IVYry hour he staggers up with a
load " billydoos firm tn most expin-
! sive people in our land askin' me to
I jine a comfy that is sindin' useful
! articles TO tn sorrOwin' multichoOds or
] tn gallant sojers iv those barborous
I but Picturesque countries acrost tn
1 sea j always sine tbs aisier thin
I givin'.
Long ago, Hinnissy, I larned that
Whin me heart ached fr. others tn on'v
/ way L cud save mesilf firm financyal
room was TO Jine a charity organiza-
ton In that way I cud sthrangle me
] kindly impulses. fr it takes a rugged
man TO exthract money firm himsilf
I'm nOotral in me ch@rities as in me
pollyticks- / don't give anything to
anybody.
But I'm on comfy to buy new bells
r. church in Antwerp, an TO provide
putees fr Lord Kitchener. Pm on tn
advisory board Nv s'ciety iv young
4lU4C1 LlAaL ARE AnlLLln SILK 0EcErreG
IT tn tieless ROOshyans- I'm a MINI
ber- iv an organization that keeps
Gin-ral Won Hindenburg supplied with
fresh lilies-iv-th'-valley ivry mornin',
an another that has agreed to provide
package iv peppermint an two ounces
" canary bur-rud seed to ivry English
cavalryman who has got the Victoria
Cross or comes firm a county family.
l m busy ivry AFTERNOON firm three to
four at tn headquarters iv the Ameri-
Turkish Relief T0unf~r- -.
plyin' cigareet holders an dance music
10 tn disolated hareems " Turkey.
Il m threasurer " a comfy that's
providin' hammocks an popcorn to tn
German Gin'ral Staff. an sicrety iv
van that is sindin' wrist watches to tn
inthripid Servyans. I'm givin' a concert
on concertina this Afternoon fr tn
comfy that is shippin' gOlOshes. or
goolashes, / can't make out which, to
N hungarian army. An Whin We
come IN was just ansWerin' a letter
II m an American lady, timparfly. but
she hopes permanently, in England.
who has turned her beautiful man
syon into a hospital fr disabled looks.
Objick mathrimOny
Thanks TO our binivolence, ivry ship
That sails to tn homes iv our dear
1rlnos acrost tn seas an amt ayether
seized or torpedoed be them carries TOYS
TO Nuremberg, jam to England, saus-
age TO Bresiau. California; champagne
10 PARIS Befure tn year IS out these
savage thribes win have an ample sup
ply " billysrd cues, feather busters,
curtain rods, book marks, doilies, curlin'
II ms, hair dye, stove polish. Christmas
calendars, bank statements, finger
bowls an tunin' forks.
DO tn onforchnit Europeans ap-
precyate what we done2 Te bet they
do, Hinnissy. They'se nawthin' a proud
haythen thribe likes so much as bein'
pathronized be a race DESCENDED firm
Numbers iv their own wurrukfn' |
classes Lord Kitchener write: "Ye'er I
gifts has been received an dumped.
They viii do much TO strenthen tn |
bonds that unites our two countries in /
brotherly love Thanks to ye'er Won
derful gin rosity our ARMY is now 4
over supplied with hard knitted silk /
mufflers- So PLACE sind no more, as tn
established military custom in tn i
threnches is 10 use the coatsleeve. Wud /
5iggist that firm now on We ship ou'y
sixteen inch guns or, betther still, cash
money, which can be more readily
transported in bulk thin the cargo "
home made tomato ketchup that was so
gin rously donated be tn s'ciety ladies I
" Sparta. Ohio, an now reddens the
llowin- Marne- return herewith tn !
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