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The Denver star., 1915-03-27
A TAckeE PARTEE At SHORTER

A Tackee Partee will be given by
the Reds at Shorter chapel April 1st.
A prize will be given to the lady and
gentleman dressed the tackiest. The
following program will be rendered.: :
Grafton, Mrs. HALEY. Piano Solo,
Mrs. Mae Byrd. Defamation, Nine.
Ada drummer. Vocal Solo, Or. p. e.
spratIin. Paper, Captain Lizzie VIII
Iiams. Solo. Mrs. Norah Bruce. Ora
tion, Mrs. Mahaiia Phillips. All for
ten cents. Will you be there? A
splendid fish supper will be served on
the side.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC.

THE FOLLOWING NEW PAPERS
ARE ON SALE AND CAN BE HAD
At THE OFFICE OF r. o. MASON,
2s5o WELTON ST.: 1.-THE NEW
YORK AGE" "DALLAs EXPRESS"
DEFENDER," "kANSAS
CITY SUM-" "eosToNIAN GUAR
DIAM" 1.-THE FREEMAN"
1.-THE CRISIS" "ToPEkA PLAIN
DEALER" AND MANY oTHeS SE-
GRO NEWSPAPERS FROM YOUR
HOME TOWNS.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27
IL YOU RHEUMATIc7-TRN
0loAN'0.

II you want quick and real relief
from Rheumatism, do what 80 many
thousand other people are doing
whenever an attack comes on, bAthe
the sore muscle or joint with eloan's
Liniment. No need to rub It in-just
apply the Liniment to the surface. It
is wonderfully penetrating. It goes
right to the seat Of trouble and draws
the pain almost Immediately. Get .
bottle Of sloan's Liniment for $50 Of
any druggist and have It in the house
again Colds, Sore and Swollen
Joints, Lumbago, sciatica and like
ailments. Your money back II not aat-
ished. but II does give almost tnstant
delief.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

William Harper, son of Louis Har-
per and nephew of l. Fl. Harper, died
Thursday, March 18th, in New York
City. Mr.. Harper was member OF
the Hartford Theatrical Co. and had
just finished an engagement with the
COMPANY.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

REoPENING OF THE TWENTIETH
CENTURY DANCING ACADEMY
Will take place April 18th, 1915, at
Fern hall. Geo. Morrison's orchestra.
New dances. You are invited. Jno.
w. Carrie, Jr., Mgr.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27
TO THE MASONIC FAMILY.

There will be an inspiring and pa
triotic sermon delivered to the Queen
of Sheba Court No. SS and their
friends at Campbell A. M E. church,
at p. m. Sunday. Rev. Jas. Wash
ington will preach. Every loyal Ma
son and friend is welcome.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

Nand-paintsd china store, 2e2o Wei.
ton strsst. Join the Drawing Out
Club, q % cents per wssk. 4 e2.oo
plate Will be given away FREE every
week. II no person 10 sueesssful e1.oo
worth of china Will b given away at
the end ~ the fourth Woets.
Mrs. .. cllN0MAN,
China Arsist.
Main 1890.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

Something Different and Better at
the Grand Morris Millinery Display
and Beautiful Easter Exhibit, 2s53
Stout Street. Tipperary Hats and
Wells from $3.50 and up, and other
Partisan Styles, S1.5o and up. Every
body invited to inspect the goods.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

The choir Of the Peoples Presbyter.
ian church invites your presence
!Thursday night, after Easter, April 8,
At the church to listen to the rendition
Of tho eantata, "AiIeIuia! Hall With
GIadness." Admission Csc and 16c.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27
CARD OF THANKS.

Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Burt and
brother wish to thank their many
friends for their kindness and symp-
athy during the sickness and death
of their father; also for the many
beautiful floral offerings.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

An Easter aftermath In the line Of
music Instrumental and vocai) will
take place Thursday night after Eas-
ter at the Peoples Presbyterian
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

Campbell Ushers' Club are rohears-
ing two dramas, 1.-THE outeast 0au0h-
ter" and "A Woman's Honor" 70 be
given in the near future.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

Mrs. 9. cIInsman will have her Hrst
drawing out Of hand painted china
club, beginning April 3rd, At 4 o'clock
and continuing every Saturday there
after. Call Main 1900. 2e20 Wslton
At.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

The members of the Excelsior ORA
matte Club are rehearsing two excel
lent plays to be given some time In
May, viz: "An Unconditional. Surren-
der" and "A Noble Outcast." Mrs.
Lula Jackson, manager.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

FOR DRESS-MAkiNG, SCALP
MAssAGlNG AND HAIR-DREesING,
CALL MRS. L. HILL, 1858 TIRE
MONT PLACE. PHONE MAIN 8o91.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

Mrs. Callie Davis, of 1886 Walnut
street, who is listed among the sick,
is improving. Also Mrs. May Allen
and daughter, Mrs. Edna Carriss, are
listed among the sick.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

Mrs. Mabel Fallings of 1919 Clark.
son st. is reported among the sick.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

A Tipperary hat and veil for $3.50
At the Morris Millinery, 2953 Stout.
Olive 1880.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

A MIDWAY CARNIVAL will be
given BY the Progressive Art Club at
26f6 clarkson 81. Wednesday, March
24th. 3-2O-1t
The Denver star., 1915-03-27
At THE ANNEX.

Saturday, March 27-"The Studio Of
Life" His Lost Deal" Mabel and
Fatty's Married Life" Four reels.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

A Musical Festival will be given
May 9Th by Mrs. Lillian Hawkins
Jones at Fern Hall, for the benefit OF
v. 3. F. and 8. N. T. Mrs. Mamie
johnson, chairman Of COMMITTEES.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

The cantata, "AiIeIuia! Hail With
Gladness,' will provide music feast
Thursday night, $3.50 o'clock, at Peo-
pies Presbyterian church. Orchestra
in attendance. Adults Csc, children f5c.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27
SOUTHERN TAIL OR AND CLEANER
21A Stout, Cor. 22nd
Phone Main 2O91

Don't be misled cheap prices. You always the
loser II your clothes need Cleaning Pressing Remodel
ing whynot send call for friend the REAL TAIL
ahou our work also make Ladies Gents Suits to
Order =. very reasonable prices We Remodel and Refine
Clothes in talor way After your first trial you will
convince yourself our work.
Suits or Overcoats Sponged and Pressed, 35c
Pants Pressed, Ioc
ladies' Suits French Dry or Steam Cleaned. ST.
Long Coats LOO
Dresses LOO
Skirts SOC
We also Clean Portieres. Hats. Gloves. etc.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

Look out for the Xxx CENTURY
DANCING ACADEMY, April 18th, at
Fern hall. A pleasant time anticipated. !.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27
CITY
NEWS

THE GRAND THEATRES WEEKLY
PROGRAM.
Cut Out and Paste on Watl
Don't Miss the Big Show
this Week.
EXTRA GOOD MUSIC At THE
GRAND THEATER. THE BEST
RAGTiME PLAYER IN THE CITY
WILL TICKLE THE KEYS. COME
AND HEAR HIM.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

Keep of date May 11th. May ball.
The Denver star., 1915-03-27

Ladies' and Cents Suits Steam
or French Cleaned ...........e rs
Ladies' and Cents Goats cleaned
o09 pIo0o00 ................. IL
Dresses CLEANED and Pressed. rs
Skirts Closed anA Pressed. 80. 1ol
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29
Moore & Daughtrey.
BANK REPORT

Report Of the condition Of the
FARMERS BANK, doing
business in the town of
MARION. County Of
CMTTENDEN, State of
KENTUCKY, at the
close Of business on
the 18th, day Of Apr,
1915.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29
A Paper For All Hands.

In every family where the
Youths Companion is take IL is
read by everybody. The late
Justice Brewer Of the United
States Supreme Court used to
say that If he could taken only
one paper, il would be The
Youths Companion - "a little of
everything in a nutshell. and un.
biased. a" Justice Brewer had
some Of the best brains in the
country. and he kept them in fine
condition partly by reading The
Youths Companion. One never
needs to unlearn what he reads
fillThe Companion. II does not
in the mind with knowledge
that is hind side to. But that is
not all there is to The Companion.
II you want solid enjoyment,
read some Of the yarns about
Caleb Peaslee that appear every
little while; read C. A. Stephens
stories of the good old times
down in Maine; read J. W.
Schultz's stories of the far.oif
days when he was a boy among
the Blackfeet who had adopted
him. The Companion is $500
year-52 weekly issues. II YOU
want to know more about the
paper before subscribing, let us
send you some sample copies.
THE YOUTHS COMPANION.
l42 Berkeley ST., Boston. Mass.
New Subscriptions received at
this Office.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29
PEORIA WOMAN
. TELLS EXPERIENCE

Mrs. W l. Mcclellan. OF Peoria.
suffered torture from indigestion. gas.
belchins and other symptoms Of stom.
ach trouble, She spent large sums Of
money for doctors advice and medl.
cine. Still her condition did not i'm.
prove. She found relief. wonderful,
surprising relief In drug store win.
dow. This is her story, as she tells IL:
Il suffered 80 from distentlon and
colickIy pains that at times was com.
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hold work. I saw n window display
OF Mayr's Wonderful Remedy and de-
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wonderful have not had a pain In
my stomach since. and let me say
that for ne Arpt time In many, many
months. I've days following have had
natural movement Of the bowels.
feel ] caanot say enough for the 70
markable virtues OF your remedy"
Mayr's Wonderful Remedy gives per
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intestinal ailments. Eat as much ant
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on an absolute guarantce-if not salts
factory noacv viii be returned.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29
WHEN HER BACK ACHES
A Woman Finds All Her Energy And
Ambition Slipping Away,

Marion women know how the aches
and pains that often come when the
kidneys fail make life a burden. Back
ache, hip pains, headaches, dizzy spells,
distressing urinary troubles, are fire.
quent Indications Of weak kidneys md
should be checked in time. Doan's
Kidney Pills are for the kidneys only.
They attack kidney diseases by strik-
nc at the cause.
Can Marion sufferers desire stronger
proof than this Princeton womsn's
word!
Matte L. Morse, Princeton, KY,
says: For fifteen years had kidney
trouble suffered from pains in thu
small Of the back and whenever
stopped or lifted, sharp twinges darte'
through me. My back ached at nigh
and was very lame in the morning.
tired easily and was often nervous
The kidney secretions were unnatura
and caused annoyance. | finally be
gan using Doan's Kidney Pills ant
they improved my health greatly"
Price so cents at all dealers. Dom
simply ask for a kidney remedy-ge
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same tina
Matte Morse had. Foster ilburl
Co.. Props Buffalo. N. Y. 422-29
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29
WHO'S WHO.
Pembroke journals Pertinent Com.
ments.

There is much speculation just
now as to what shape the very
interesting gubernatorial race
will take.
There are now six candidates
in the race for the Democratic
nomination, but it is generally
conceded that two, three or four
of them will not continue in the
running much longer. But no
one seems able to decide yet who
will quit. Each candidate and
his friends seem to be bending
every effort to so intrench as to
avoid the possibility of having to
get out. There is a clamor in
some quarters for a platform
convention before the primary.
This is regarded as a move of
the whiskey people to head off
the Statewide prohibition can
didate. If a convention could
be held before the primary and
a plank inserted opposing state
wide, then of course the state
wide candidate would b e
eliminated.
But such a step is scarcely like
ly. The movement probably
contemplated a lack of interest
on the part Of the people gener-
ally, and in that event the pol,
iticians would be able to manip.
ulate things just to their liking.
But the people generally, who
usually are busy with persona
affairs and do not take a great
deal Of interest in conventions,
are not asleep on the job now
and were a convention called
the interests that seem to favol
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29
BRYAHS POINTS.
The Cost OF Drink In The U. S.
By Comparisons.

1t is estimated that the people
of the United States spend al
most $500, 900, 900 for intox-
icating liquors.
THE annual appropriations of
the Federal Government are a
little less than $3.50, 900, 600.
Think Of this nation spending
twice that amount for alcoholic
liquors.
THE cost of the Panama Can
al was about s4OO. 100000, 1t is
not appalling to think that we
spend for drink every year, six
times the cost of the Panama
Canal?
1T is estimated that we spend
$3.50, 100000 annually for educa.
ton. And yet we spend for
drink more than three times this
amount.
IF what we spend annually
for liquor were applied to the
European conflict, the creates,
in the worlds history, it would
keep the war going six weeks.
"The nation submits to thi:
taxation, which is five times a:
great as any taxation it would
permit any political party to levy
Shut off the demand and
there will be no sale.
The drunkard comes from the
moderate drinker and not from
the total abstainer.
IF you have more money thar
you can spend, invest it in hu
manity. Or spend it on YOU
homes and your families for con
forts and pleasure.
In proportion as men drink,
property becomes insecure ant
life unsafe.
Men cant save their fellow
men until they save themselves
Use Of alcohol not only low
ers a mans productive capacity
but it imparts constitutions
weakness to his offspring"
Moral-vote for Harry McChe
ney Of Crittenden county 70
Governor.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29
TAX notice.

To the taxpayers of the Ma
rion Graded Common School dis
trict No. q.
You are hereby notified that
the Trustees Of said District, at
a meeting properly held, fixed
the Tax Levy for Marion Graded
Common School District for the
year 1915 at so cents oil the
$4,000 ad valorem, and $3.50
poll, due and payable May lst
to May 25th 1915. Five per
cent. penalty will be added to
all tax remaining unpaid after
May 25th, 1915.
Twill be found at my Office at
all reasonable hours, between
said dates to receive and receipt
you, for your tax.
By order of the Board.
J. G. Rochester. Secy.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29
for his candidate.

for his candidate.
Bro. Oakley had a dollar in his
hand, and said:
Carlos, can you tell me
what it is with heads on one side
and tails on the other?"
"Oh, know. it's rooster on
the fence"
George Crider says the man
who says he never tells a lie to
his wife, is merely telling anoth-
er one.
Roe Patterson says when you
are down in the mouth just
think of old man Jonah and
cheer up. he was further down
than you are and he got out
alright.
Ed Baker says it is hard to get
a hungry man as much interest
ed in religion as he is in ham and
eggs.
And do you feel any better,
today?" Asked DR.. Bailey of
Dan Boisture.
"0h, yes, great deal better"
replied Dan. The thing that
troubles me most, now. is my
breathing"
well. I'll fix you up some
thing that will stop that" as
sured the doctor.
A travelling evangelist attach
ed a sign on a convenient tree
on the Piney road reading thus:
What Shall | Do To Be Saved.
A drummer going to Enon at
tached second sign which read {:
Take Watkins Liver Pills. !"
Directly beneath ii Sam Watson
posted still another that read:
And Prepare To Meet Thy
Cod"
Mrs. Dan Boisture said to Dan:
What on earth is that"
This is a barometer. a present
from our son at Princeton.
"0h. I've heard Of them.
Isn't the dear boy thoughtful?
Which way do we screw il
when we want the weather TO
be fine?"
Uncle Dock Green says when
there are two or three girls in
the family. you can put your
hand almost anywhere under the
dining table and find n wad OF
chewing gum sticking to il.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29
L0YD'S BRAIN LEAKS.
by F. s. LLOYD.

Ed Baker says a woman just
as soon look at the goods in a
saloon window as at those in the
window Of a dry goods store, IL
she can catch the reflection of
her face in the glass.
Dave Byrd says getting right
down to the truth, a man goes
to the polls on election day more
because he wants to vote against
the candidate on the other side,
than because he wants to vote
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29
BELT & YATES.
Real Estate Agents OF Marion,
Kentucky.

Want a sale contract on your
farm and city property. We
have prospective buyers for both
now. We also want to take
charge of your property that is
for rent, and look after it for
you, charging you a small CON-
mission.
The people are coming to US
for this property and We can rent
it quicker and easier than you
can. We have some bargains,
in property for sale. See US al
once. Belt & Yates.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29
Are You Rheumatic1--T Sloan's

II you want quick and real relief
from rheumatism. do what 20 many
thousand other people are doing when.
ever an attack comes on. battle the
sore muscle or joint with Sloan's Lint
ment No need to rub II in just APP
ply the Linimen, to the surface II Is
wonderfully penetrating ltgoes right
to the seat Of trouble and draws the
pain almost Immediately. Get n bot
tie OF Sloan's Linimcnt for Csc. Of any
druggist and have IL in the house
against Colds, Sore and swollen joints.
Lumbago. SciAtica and like ailments.
Your money back u not satisfied, bot
Il does give almost instant relief.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29

mo oulnlns Inst Does Not Affect The Rssd
Because Of It's tonic and laxative effect. LAxA.
TIvB BRoMo DUMMIES better than ordinary
Quinine and does not cause nervousness nof
ringing In head. Remember the full name and
look for the signature Of n. W. GROVE. 20
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29
HEALTH PROMOTES HAPPlNES

Without health. genuine joy is i'm
possible; without good digestion and
regular bowel movement you caunot
have health. Why neglect keeping
bowels open and risk being sick anC
ailing? You don't have to. Take one
small DR.. Kings New Life Pill at night
in the morning you will have full
free bowel movement and feel muci
better. Helps your appetite and di
gestiou. Try one tonight. l
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29

COUNTY OF CRITTENDEN
We. wM. FOWLER and o. S. DEN
NY, President and Cashier of the
above named Bank. do solemnly swear
that the above statement is true to the
best Of our knowledge and belief.
WM. FOWLER. President.
o. S. DENNY. Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this I'D, dsy Of April, 1915.
My Commission expires February 9Th,
1916. W. Z, CARNAHAS.
Notary Public.
COrrect-Attest:
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29
Good Salesman Wanted r To- S f,.. ot IN


Best terms known the nursery world Steady employment
cash weekly Good money made selling our excellent stock
Satisfaction and profit from every II you are the right
man. will make you County Manager
Cedar Hill Nursery and Orchard Company,
Box Winchester, Tennessee
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29
Take q
Hexape 9tden1ieI
Tonight
II will act as q laxative In the
r. morning
Haynes & Taylor.
WANTED.

Twenty five hundred people in
the Sunday Schools of Crittenden
county on April 25th 1915.
We have them-our Schools
need you, the Superintendent
will greet you, the Secretary
will be glad to record your name
and all will welcome you. How
pleasant for brethren to dwell
together in unity.
"l'll be there. will your"
All Superintendent pl a sc
send in their report of the num-
Der they had in school on that
day to either of us,
Robert Thomas, Pres. W. Crit.
E. F. Dean, Pres, East Crit.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-04-29

it would not'proft by it. A con-
vention after the nominations
are made seems good enough.
Pembroke Journal.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1915-02-05

q short visit to her. mother. Mrs.
Lena Malzahn. returning home Sun.
day.
Miss Lpella Tressler returned to
ST. Paul today, after spending the
week end with her parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. M. Tressler. seiseNorths Front
street.
Representative John q. GerlIch.
whose accident was reported IN The
Free Press last Friday evening. spent
Sunday In Mankato and returned to
st. Paul today. The injury to his arm
will not interfere with hisele elsliaivc
duties. sf,siaia sszs.ss.
General and Mrs Gustav Wider
went to st. Paul yesterday after
noon on account of the illness OF their
son in.law. Harry Quiggle assistant
state bank examiner. who sswas
operated on today at 81. Lnke's hos
pital in that city for appendicitis.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Larson of
this city and the formers father, n.
c. Larson of Owatonna, departed 20.
day for Denver. Colorado Springs and
Salt Lake City. They will be gone
about six weeks. Arthur carson a
connected with the Gamble-Robin.
son Fruit Commission company.
Harry f. Carney. manager of the
Carney Cement company. will leave
on the eighth of this month ON q va.
cation trip to Honolulu. lie win sail
from Los Angeles on thai fifteenth
Of this month. Mr.. Carney has quite
n number of acquaintances living in
Honolulu. He will be back in Man.
kato some time in AIril.
Jack Martin, the auctioneer has, re-
turned from Lake Preston, where, i,e
conducted a successful sale, and. will
leave for Waseca this week, where
he will dispose OF the Nerbovig
jewelry stock. Jack martin. .Ir., Is
at present ut Madison, South Dakota,
closing out large stock of goods.
The business In the liAe.tof auction
sales is so brisk nj present'that sfr.
Martin has been compelled to wire
for two extra auctioneerss from chi.
cago. one of whom will conduct q
gale ut Summit. s. Dakota, aon Feb
ruary IL.
+. w. .Kamm, sales manager for
Mayer Bros. company left Sunday
afternoon for an extended business
trip through Texas and Louisiana in
the interests of his company. Ho
will visit the purchaser OF q. Little
Giant Tractor. which was shipped
TO a city, in Southern Texas last
week. and will observe its working
While there he will give a -plowine
demonstration to the farmers in that
~. who have written to his com
pany about purchasing tractor. He
will also call on dealers and jobbers
ut Dallas. San. Antonio and Houston
Texas, and at Lake Chaclet. Baton
Rouge and Shreveport, La. and other
places from which applications have
been made for agency of MADE, In
Mankato, u. s. A." lines. He ex
poets to close q number OF contracts
and hammer and tractor sales before
his return. VI