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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
CLAIMS RIGHT TO FEEL MEAN
Mr.. J. Fuller Gloom Makes Public the
Fact That He 10 Never Can
dldate for sympathy.

Nobody infuriates me more"
snarled j. Fuller Gloom, the we'll
known misanthrope, ethan the sunny
soul who drops in to sit and cheer
me up when / am lonesome. Con-
found it there are times when l
like to be lonesome If | enjoy bury
ing my head in a cloud of melan-
choly and cursing the day / was
born, isn't it my privilege to do so,
without having some sympathetic
boob roll up the shutters of my de-
spondency and show me that there
are others great deal worse off than
| am?
eff my breakfast has disagreed
with me, and a business matter of
mine is threatening to turn out
badly, and the world is growing
worse every minute, and this is
bound to be the most unhealthy sea-
son we have had in years, and the
party in power is composed exclu-
sively of knaves and fools, and there
is literal hell, and the fruit crop is
killed, and that internal idiot of a
son-in-law of mine has turned out
just as / expected he would, and
times are sure to grow harder instead
of easier, and-well, when / have a
good old-fashioned attack of spring
fever, want it understood that /
have right to feel as mean and mis-
cradle as | blame please, and am de-
serving of no sympathy whatsoeverp
Kansas City Star.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
Advice 70 Readers.

Very ready are we to say Of q
book. How good this is--that's ex-
actly what l Think" But the right
feeling Is How strange that is! I
never thought of that before, and yet
l see It Is true, or If I do not now,
hope l shah some day" But wheth-
or thus submissively or not, at least
be sure that you go to the author to
get his meaning, not to find yours.
Judge 1t afterward II you think your
self qualified to do SO; but ascertain
n hrst. And be sure also, IL the
author is worth anything, that you
wiz not get at his meaning all &C
oncei nay at his whole meaning you
WIN not for a long time arrive In
any wise.-Ruskin.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
Tired, Aching
Muscles Relieved

Hard work. over.exertion, mean
stiff, sore muscles. S osn's Lini-
ment lightly applied, a little quiet,
and your soreness departs like mag
ic. Nothing ever helped like your
Sloan's Liniment. can never thank
you enough" writes one grateful
user. Stops suffering. aches and
pains. An excellent counter-irritant.
better and cleaner than mustard. All
Druggists, 25c. Get a bottle to-day.
Penetrates without rubbing .-Ad-
vertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
BOON TO RUBBER INDUSTRY
Discovery Of Value Of cocoanut Water
VIII Mean Immense Increase
IN the Output.

Something of interest to the crude
rubber handlers is contained in a
recent report received from a con-
sular representative Of this country
IN Ceylon comprising some data
about the use of cocoanut water as
a rubber coagulant. This new meth
Aod, If as successful as experiments
would indicate, should prove a great
boon to the Ceylon rubber industry.
Millions of gallons of cocoanut wa
ter, which now run to waste on
estates in copra-drying and desicca-
tion mills, can be utilized as a profit
able by-product, besides producing
a superior coagulant in making rub
Der. The possibilities of this new
process for Ceylon can be realized
when it is stated that in 1913 rubber
to the value of about $22, 0OO,0 900
was exported from Ceylon. Of this
amount 5000, 167 went to the Unit
ed States. Details of the process are
not now available, but it is under
stood that the cocoanut water is al
lowed to ferment for four or five
days, after which it can be used inn
mediately for coagulating latex. One
to two ounces Of the fermented
liquid will coagulate one pint of pure
latex. 1t is said to produce a better
rubber than that procured from the
present method of using crude acetic
acid, especially so far as color goes,
and clearer than that obtained from
the cocoa-fermentation acid treat
ment. Experiments are being car
ried on to determine how long the
liquid will keep and how practicable
it will be to transport it from the
cocoanut plantation to the rubber
estates.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
POCKET FLASHLlGHT.

Made compactly in the form of a
fountain pen, a miniature electric
flashlight has been devised which
may be carried in a vest pocket as
conveniently as a pen or pencil. So
far as external appearance is con-
cerned, says Popular Mechanics, it
consists of barrel, cap and clip. In
the end of the tube there is small
electric bulb, and in the cap a bat
terry. The clip serves the double pur-
pose of holding the device in pocket
and acting as the contact point.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
WAS TREATED LIKE A cow"
So Writes Suicide in Really Pathetic
Note Which He Pins to
Apple Tree.

Writing a statement as to why he
did not desire to live longer, and
pinning the paper to favorite apple
tree in his orchard, Frank X. Skalla,
a hotel keeper at Fishers Station,
Camden county, Pa, stood beneath
the branches and shot himself
through the head. Persons. in the
hotel saw the smoke curling from
the clothing of the suicide, the car
fridge having ignited his shirt. Cor
oner Cook found Skalla first shot
himself through the body and then
the head.
Skalla's message reads:
'"This is my statement: My wife
Aeats me no better than COW, and
my children no longer love me. My
wife makes faces at me, and my chill
dren are not kind to me. l am taxi
ing this terrible way to get out of
it all. There is nothing for me to
live for, and | am tired of it all.
When my friends are not kind to me
| want to die"
There were other lines scrawled on
the paper to the same purport, and
County Detective Gribben said Skal-
la was probably mentally unbalanced
from real or fancied troubles.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
An Easy, Pleasant Laxative

One or two DR.. Kings New Life
Pills with a tumbler Of water at
night. No bad. nauseating taste; no
belching gas. Go right to bed. Wake
up next morning. enjoy free. easy
bowel movement. and feel fine all
day. DR.. Kings New Pills are sold
by all Druggists. Sc in an original
package. for 25c. Get a bottle to-
day-eDjoy this easy, pleasant laxa-
Observation-Disclosures.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
WOULD BRING HIM IN MIND.

Her Dad-I'm afraid if / let my
daughter marry you she will learn to
forget me.
Suitor-If you feel that way about
it, you could let her see your name
on a check every month.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
We are authorized to announce
HON. A. o. STANLEY.

a candidate for the Democratic NOM
ination for Governor. subject to the
action Of the primary August 7th.
1916.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08

We are authorized to announce
HON. JAMES B. ALLENSWORTH
Of Christian county, as a candidate
for the Democratic nomination for
Commonwealth Attorney, for the
Third Judicial district. composed of
Christian. Galloway. Trigg and Lyon
counties.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
NATURAL PROPENSITY.

"They arrested the ascending ath
lete."
"What them"
'He jumped his bail"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
THE UNEXPECTED.

'Hobo-say, gimme a dime for a
bite to eat?
Smart Citizen-Can you change
twenty ?-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
We are authorized to announce
CLAUDE r. CLARK

as candidate for the Republican
nomination for Clerk of the Chris
tan County Circuit Court. Primary
August z, 1915.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
Hls QUALITY.

81 wonder who first discovered the
use of the nutmeg"
Evidently somebody with CRATE
mind"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
We are authorized to announce
JUDGE GUS THOMAS

JUDGE Jus IdOMAS
Of Graves county as candidate for
the Democratic nomination for Judge
Of the Court Of Appeals from the
First district. subject to the Demo-
cratic primary election Aug. z. 1915.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
Ham Sacks.

New shipment Of ham sacks just
received at this Office. Call and get
your supply.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
HORRIBLE.

Eloise-Florine strained her voice
yesterday.
Jack-How?
Eloise-T Talking through her veil
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
EXPENSIVE PRELIMINARY.

81 wanted my son to settle down"
swell, what happened9"
81 found that first would have to
settle up"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
EvAsIvE.

"Do you always receive a warm
welcome at homer"
"Oh, yes; I'm always in hot water
there"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
Useless Proceeding.

Showing a man that he's wrong
won't stop the argument. II will only
make him more angry.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
USUAL WAY.

-Beanbrough has applied
for an assistant.
Phyle-What for?
Rankin-To do all the work.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
QUITE DIFFERENT.

"Your visitors figure is quite at.
.enuated, Mrs. Comeup."
500 you think so. I'd call her
thin"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
HER SOLE AMBITION.

"Do you want to marry your en-
ployerS"
ooh, mo- l only want to be "a
sister to him"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08

Hewitt-Do you think that mar
riage broadens a mans mind?
Jewett-Well, l have known a
man to have his head flattened out
by his wife's rolling pin.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
HON. JOHN c. DUFFY,

of Christian county. as a candidate
for the Democratic nomination for
Attorney General, subject to the ac-
tion of the August primary election.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
We are authorized to announce
HON. DENNY p. SMITH.

of Trigg county, candidate for re-
election as Commemorative Attor-
ney of the Third Judicial District of
Kentucky, subject to the action of
the Democratic party at the primary
election, Saturday, August 7th, 1915.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08

One hundred and forty-five lang.
ages are spoken in India.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
We are authorized to announce
HON. THOS, S. RHEA

AN' HHROh1s o lsHI1x1
as candidate for the Democratic
nomination for Auditor of Public
Accounts. subject to the primary
August z. 1915.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
We are authorized to announce

JUDGE ]. T. HANBERY,
of Christian county, as a candidate
for reelection as Judge of the Third
Judicial District Of Kentucky. SUBJ
ject to the action of the Democratic
primary election Aug. 7. 1915.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

The Kentuckian is authorized to
announce
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
We are authorized to announce

We are authorized to announce
HON. HENRY M. BOSWORTH
Of Fayette County, as a candidate
for the Democratic nomination for
Governor of Kentucky, subject to
the primary election August 1915.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-06-08
SPECIAL TO WOMEN

The most economical. cleansing and
germicidal OF all antiseptics Is
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-05-03
"A MODEL YOUNG LIFE"

Rev. McCallister prea he'd a splen-
did sermon to a good sized audience
at the West Side Methodist church
Sunday morning. The subject Sc
lected was one that allowed VIDE
range for discussion. The text was
taken from the 18th verse Of the 18th
chapter oE First Samuel, which reads
Then answered one Of the sery-
ants and said, behold have seen a
son Of Jessee the Bethlehemite, that
is cunning at playing, and mighty
valiant mau aud a man Of war and
prudent il matters. and a comely
person, and the Lord is with him.
The pastor drew life picture Of
David, yiyidly setting forth the mod
el character Of this young man, who
fiils such an llustrious place In Bib
lcal history. urging upon the young
Of this day TO follow as nearly as
possible in the footsteps of tbs
righteous ana Cod-.earing parsonage
David was u8i only religious. but he
was prudeu, ia handling this worlds
goods. You should save while
oang. Tor the advance of age VIII
rob you Of your efficiency is tie
3'eHaid way Mr.. Mccallister put the
proposition Of how to avoid poverty
and heartaehes when the chilling
frosts Of time overcome you. He de-
clared the young people OF today are
'hor' lighted neglectins 70 grasp the
o1fo anities presented. to them.
f evening text was the 18th
fcFe y ihs 2lst chapter OF st. John.
The etllIency OF the choir is be-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-05-03
SAGE TEA KEEPS
YOUR HAIR DARK
Its Grandrnother's recipe to bring
back color, thickness and lustre--
Everybody is using it again.

Gray Lair, however handsome. denotes
advalring age. We all know the sdvan-
tages Of youthful appearance Your
hair is your charm. II makes or mars
the face. When it fades, turns gray and
looks dry. wispy and scraggly, just a
ten applications of Sage Tea and Sulphur
enhances its appearance hundred-fold
Don't stay gray Look young! Either
prepare the tonic at home or get from
any drug store 50-cent bottle of
sWyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound"
Thousands Of folks recommend this ready
toFaee- preparation, because it darkens
theshnir beautifully and removes dan
drua stops scalp itching and falling
hair besides, no one can possibly tell. as
II carkens so naturally and evenly. You
moisten sponge or soft brush with it.
drawing this through The bair. taking
one amall strand At time. ~ morning
the gray hair disappears; after another
application or two, its natural color il
restored and It becomes thick. glossy and
'nstrcus. and you appear years younger.
For sale by Owi Drug store
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-05-03
WILL MAKE
THOROUGH u
INVESTIGATION
4N 81 s'
UNITED STATES .sILL TAKE
NO ACTION on GULFLIGHT
DISASTER NOW

Washington, May 3.--Press re-
ports Of the torpedoing of the Amer
lean steamer Gulflight and the loss
pf her captain and some members OF
the crew created a stir Sunday night
in official circles here, where the SER
iousness Of the occurrence was ev-
erywhere admitted.
Hn the absence of President Will
song officials made no comment as to
the ( probable action OF the United
STATES government, beyond saying
thaf a thorough inquiry as to the
manner OF the torpedoing and the re-
sponsibility for it would be required
befsre decision could be reached
as TO the kind OF representations to
be made.
first reports are borHnnnnnnn
III first reports are born out, the
attack on the Gulflight constitutes
the first case of an American ship
struck BY torpedo with consequent
loss of life. Two American vessels
have been sunk by mines, the re-
sponsibility OF which has never been
fixed and one American, con C.
Thrasher, was drowned when the
British ship Falaba was torpedoed.
The United States government has
lust completed its investigation of
the Thrasher case. but in view OF the
direst attack on an American vessel
now reported, it is prebahhe that both
incidents will be dealt with in what
ever diplamatic action is taken.
It generally was recalled Sunday
night, that in the note sent by the
United States to Germany in answer
to Germany's proclamation of sea
war zone the Washington govern
ment stated that it would hold the
1NA'-h GIL coNGlnIutut W d StElCI dc-
countability'' for the loss of any Am
erican lives or vessels, the phrase
ology being 80 drawn as to cover att
tacks on belligerent vessels on which
Americans were travelling. Officials
said at the time that the purpose of
the document was TO insist on the
right of Americans to voyage on the
high seas even on belligerent mer-
chantmen and upon observance Of
previous rules Of International law
which provide for the transfer to |
places of safety Of non eombatants
aboard unarred merchantmen.
The course Of the United States in
The case Of the Gulflight is not likely
o be determined for several days, as
some time probably will be required
o get the facts.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-05-03
NEW OFFICERS FOR
COMMERCIAL CONGRESS

Muskogee, Okla, May Senator
duncan Z. Fletcher OF Florida, was
reelected president Of the Southern
commercial congress here Saturday
Dy the board of directors. The other
present officers also were reelected
senator Fletcher had served three
previous terms Or. Clarence j.
Owens. Washington, d. c.. was re-
elected managing director: r S
southgate, Norfolk. Va, first vice
lfesAdeht; albert P, Bush, Jr., Mobile,
Aia,, second vice president, and
William II. Saunders Washington, D.
o. treasurer Mrs. Louis G. Lindslev
Nashville. Tenn. was reelected nresi.
dent'seneral of the women's auxiliary
to the congress.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-05-03
LEARN WHILE YOU EARN

Abramham Lincoln would split
rails all day in the forest and then
after his days work was finished.
would walk five miles to borrow a
book to study and Improve himself.
II is said of George Washington that
in answer to question of his moth
er as to why he studied so late at
night. replied that he was working
out the destiny OF his country.
There are hundreds of young peo-
pie today who are desirous of gain
ing practical education, but for one
reason or another they cannot leave
home to secure it, so they drag a.ong
from one year to the next in the same
old rut. There are hundreds of 9TH
ers that are availing themselves Of
the opportunity offered by the cor
respondence department OF our col
lege, saving their leisure moments
and investing them in an education
that will mean thousands of dollars
to them in the coming years.
You may say that you are not able
to take a course. but the person who
can least afford II is the one who
needs 1t most and should have it by
all means at any sacrifice; it win
not cost much.
Young friend, why not take ad
vantage OF this opportunity and gain
a business education by using your
lloments that would otherwise be
aasted2 Why not spend an hour OF
the long evenings after night fall
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-05-03
GET RID Or HUN0Rs
faood's sarsapsriIla Is the Medicine
TO Take--Makes Pure Blood

Dry, moist, scaIy letter, pimples
bolls and other eruptions come from
humors, which may be either in
herifed, or acquired through defec
tive digestion and assimilatioS-
10 treat these eruptions with dry,
ing medicines IS dangerous.
Hoods Sarsaparilla, the old reli-
able medicine, helps the system TO
discharge the huInors, and improves
the digestion and assimilation.
Get Hoods Sarsaparilla from your
druggist. II may be confidently re,
lied upon 10 do its work. It purifies
the DIpc1 tones tIse stomach, and
builds ap the whole system II goes
to the roots OF diseases, ana its behe-
ficial results are permanent Il sets
things TO rights in the system. Re-
member to ask for Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla, because nothing else acts like it
and nothing else can take its place.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-05-03
'PIMpLES AND ERUPTIONS
MEAN BAD BLOOD

People who have impure or impoy-
erished blood should be careful L
take only vegetable and temper
ance remedy such as DR.. Pierce
Golden Medical Discovery is and has
been for over 40 years
The first day you start to take this
lreliable medicine. impure germs and
aecumulations begin to separate in
the blood and are then expelled
through the eliminatiye organs
In place Of the impurities. the ar
teries and veins gradually get fresh
vitalized blood and The action of this
good blood on the skin means that
Dimples. boils. earbuncles. eczema.
rash. acne and all skin blemishes will
disappear. Then you must remem-
Der that when the blood Is right. the
liver. stomach. bowels and Kidneys
become healthy. active and vigorous
and you viii have no, more trouble
with indigestion. backaehe, headache.
and constipation.
Get Or. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery today at any medicine
dealers: II Is a poweriul blood pirr'-
fier. SO penetrating that It even gets
st the impure deposits in the Joints
and carries them ont Of the system.
Depend upon this grand remedy 70
ave you The kind Of blood that makes
tbs skin clear. the rind alert. the
vision keener and puts ambition and
energp into the entire body. You
won't be disappointed. For free sd-
vice or free booklet on blood, write
DIR V. N. Pierce. Buffalo. y Y.-Aiv
Dr. Pieree's Pleasant Pellets MT
only the ORIGINAL bnt the best Little
Liver pills first PVT ~ oger 40 yeary
ago. by old DR. V. ". Pierre. have
been much initiated hut never oarel-
ed. as thousands attest. They're
purely vegetable. being made IN Of
and refined medicinal
principles. extracted from the roots
Of American plants. Do not grippe.
One or two for stomach corrective
three or four for catbartic.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-05-03
Il w " " ~ ~ " s. g n az gE
i TopAY's OLDEST STORY

u New York, May lin these =.
.. High Cost Of Living days, Miss Z.
II Annie s Peck not only manag n
" to keep her expenses for food z.
Is down TO twenty five cents a day =.
Y but climbs -rountains for diver %
Il sion, on the thrifty died Fruit e
" cereals and coffee form her 4.
4. breakfast Milk chocolate, n
X banana or dish Of oatmeal with Il,
;x raisins In IT, she finds satisfy Y,
u, ing and nutritious for luncheon. Il
as ~ ~ m ri W 81 rs 81 ~ rs Ia x q. /.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-05-03

Mr. and Mrs T B Carpenter, Har-
risburg, Pa, suffered from kidney
trouble for many years but have been
entirely cured BY Foley Kidney Pills,
He says: Although we are both in
the seventies we are as vigorous as
we were thirty years ago" Foley
Kidney Pills stop sleep disturbing
bladder weakness, backache, rheuma-
tism and aching joints. Sold every
where
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-05-03

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