Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-23
WHOLE BUNCH
GETS LOCO At
SHOW At BIJOU
(By the Sporting EDITOR.

Well-Lets 90 SteveI just got
through hiking after some punch out
Of the Punch Bowl last eve when I
gets the grand call to sling a lot Of
push about this BELL Boy stunt al
the Bijou. So I goes. Whenever they's
a lot OF grand danes or court ladies
with cabooses on their gowns, the
Alan Dale guy does the Underwoodin
after its all over. But just as soon
as somebody lets loose play where
the bell boys and the cooks union
are the main dope in the Joy shop.
they slip 1t to me. gets the idea, ]
guess.
There's an old woozer Mike Penny
lee leland Kelly, who gets in dutch
with his side kick, and said side kick
bein' hfs wife, don't warm MP to him
much. Mike gets the idea in his dome
emporium that WHEY is q 1905 model,
and wants TO- put her in. on q switch.
He gets a loose head geek, Antonio
Smallfee (Raymond TeaD, who Is; a
lawyer to try and do the rend asunder
stunt cuz WHEY is shy on the kale.
Then cable gets in saying WHEY, has
been the air apparent and his better
y gets a cool million. Then Penny
lee gets like coal burner and warns
up. There's q sweet looking dame,
Marion Delno Madeline Rowe), who
is ward, and she's flush with the
dough. and she gets chance to set
up In house keepin' with a college
gazako, Willie Fitzgibbons (Homer
Long,.
They is also a bell boy (Fritz
Fields), who loves hello girl (Hazel
Lake), and q lot of noodle lossening
goes around when Fitzgibbons trades
his raiment with the bell boy, and
the hole bunch gets loco. There Is a
hotel clerk (Roy Kinslow), who also
swings into the love powder factory.
Corinne Carkeek. as the wife of the
Pennylee gink, spills q lot of sides
during the eve, and she gets the dope
over in good shape She wasn't dress
ed up like a million bucks, nor was
she playing part that caused the
Johnhies to heave % signs, but her
work was all to the Missouri, and I'm
not to be shushed.
Claude Kelley, the long lean drink
of water Of a Pennylee Irish duck,
was one Of the features. His deiinea-
tor work was all to the mustard and
he worked the job in good fashion. |
You know Fritz Fields? Well, he I'M
buckled his usual line of slang chat. |
ter and had the crowd gushing. Mad. |
cline Rowe and Hazel Lake interpret |
their parts like duse, whatever that |
q nrs ovnHs Dfv1C lr,rr
was the speaking guys of the play.
Homer uniOosened something about |
the Bonnie Heather" that made hit
with the crowd, and then he pulled
college Chaps" Roy had a song
about The Violin My Great Grand
Daddy Played which took like. the
capital of Montana. He also sang "All
On Account of a Girl, which is Sc
les of catasrofees, naturally.
When you sink in your seat with
he salty tears tricklin down like the
little rivulets that run to the sobbing
lea, then think of Madeline Rowe
She chirped a song last eve that had
he hart strings working double shifts,
md when the ballad Love Is Like
aosen evaporated over the vast amfe-
heater then the crowd was sad and
olenn and you could a herd a cough
lrop.a Then the maddening throng
weakening cheered her to the exc.
'he also made one more run when
he dug down IN the archives of old
Grin and brought out that County
dayo stun. The, ancient order of
ibernians nearly broke up the show.
Raymond Teal had one of the best
arts last eve. He was nutty law
er lookin for the cush.j The last was
guess. He waddled around
nd oft times there came into me
hell like ear a zepher from the seat in
ront saying -aint he funny. that's the j
ope. With Hazel Lake he came out ,
18th all the teal ducklings with their |
Ding to sleep gowns. and they tackled [
he sand man. The ducktings worked I
pod, and the song went good, and the
and man was good, and Alagazan was
God and that's good enough and I'm J
ood and busy, and good night e