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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
How Jesus Christ Gives.


Here we dare run the deadly par
allel, and say that Jesus Christ gives
to the highest part of man, the spirit.
While all know that well-being is the
reward of virtue, yet Jesus Christ
does not come to man with a promise
of blessing to the body that perishes
He recognizes that man is in the i'm
age and likeness of God, and offers him
what meets the demands OF such a
being. The offer may mean that
trial and even death shall follow al
legiance to Jesus Christ. The fare
of the birds of the air and the foxes
that have holes may not be his, but
Jesus Christ offers to the spirit of
man that which will meet every prop
er demand. AS our text brings to our
attention the subject of peace, it is
sufficient to know that Jesus Christ
offers this peace to those that re-
ceive him.
Jesus Christ really gives. Eternal
life is gift Wine and milk are with
out money and without price; the wa
ter of life is free. There is nething
that the man of the world is slower
to believe than that the salvation Of
Jesus Christ is pure gift.
The last part of the parallel is,
that what Jesus gives is satisfying.
Safety gives way to real satisfac-
ton There may be or may not be a
thrill connected with the experience,
but in any case it is permanent. There
are no dregs at the bottom of this
cup of pleasure. There are no SUBJ
marines that may send the fatal tor
pedo into the hull of the vessel Of
salvation. A beautiful thing about
the religion of Jesus Christ is that
the satisfaction is not delayed. What
the Christian receives here and now,
satisfies. AS William Mckinley lay
dying and said: "Thy will be DONE"
there was evidence of satisfaction, al
though the highest position in the
gift of man was sinking out of sigh.
the early martyrs faced the lions
in the arena and lifted up their faces
and smiled, there was something
more than satisfaction. AS the Chris
tan looks forward to the day when he
shall rise in Christ's likeness he is
now satisfied with the prospect as
was David of old when he said: 81
shall be satisfied when I awake with
thy likeness
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
For Hot Biscuit.

Any hostess who prides herself on
her delicious biscuit should not fail
to keep them tasty by having them
covered during the meal, SO that they
will retain the heat. An attractive
cover can be made of white linen hav-
ing a square center and four pointed
ends. On one of the pointed pieces
two biscuit might be embroidered.
To make the design more realistic
you can tint the biscuits brown and
then outline the edges of them. Or.
in place of using the design, en-
broider the words "Hot Biscuit" on
the linen Have such cover ready
for the next plate of hot biscuit you
serve to your friends and enjoy the
praise you will receive for your
needlework and your culinary ability.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Ancients Used Gas Warfare.

The earliest use of deleterious gases
in siege warfare is recorded in the
history of the Peloponnesian wars
from 431 to 404 B. c. During this
struggle between the Athenians and
Spartans and their respective allies
the cities of Platea and Delium were
besieged.
Wood saturated with pitch and sui
phur was set on fire and burned under
the walls of these cities in order to
generate choking and poisonous fumes
which would stupefy the defenders
and render the task of the attacking
forces less difficult
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
SCORE UP ONE FOR JONES
Sarcastic Comment viii Be Appre.
ciated by Those Who Favor Old
Time Methods of Travel.

Down in the crimson clover zone
there were two farmers named Jones
and Smith, respectively. Jones was
old-fashioned and stuck to old-fash.
toned ways, but Smith, who was more
modern, bought fine new automo'
bile. One day he was proudly exhib-
ing it to some friends when Jones
came along.
'Um," remarked Jones, as he
thoughtfully sized up the handsome
machine. What's that thing there
on the side?"
That's spare rim and a tire" an
swered the proud Smith. 1--WE al
ways carry an extra one in case one
of the wheels goes wrong"
"Jes' as alters said," was the dis
dainful response of Jones. 1--WE druy
bosses fer nigh on so years, and
never had to carry spare leg for one
O. them yet."-Philadelphia Press.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Landlords Way.

John Barrymore, the actor, was
talking about Germanys submarine
policy in New York.
when Germany told us we Amer
leans might cross the seas in safety
provided we used such ships as she
offered, 1 nearly died laughing" he
said.
Il was irresfstibly reminded of the
poet who complained to his landlord:
Landlord, l really must insist on
your repairing my doors and win
dows. They close so badly that it In
terrupts my work. It blows my hair
all about my face
"'Humph,' said the landlord. The
easiest way out of that difficulty is for
you to get your hair cut off, New
York Times.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19

". n, u, BALTIMORE, No, 4e-1s1s,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Culinary Kinks,

Sometimes it is convenient to re-
roast joint of meat that has been cut
into. One of the best ways to do
this is to prepare some mashed po-
tatoes and to cover the joint all over
with this till it is even in shape;
knife dipped in hot water can be
used to smooth it over. If you wish
your dish to look extra nice brush the
potato over with a beaten egg. You
will need quick oven and as soon az
the potato is brown the meat is ready.
Serve it with sauce or gravy.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Not Guilty.

There had been a railway collision
near country town in Virginia, and
a shrewd lawyer had hurried from
Richmond to the scene of the disaster.
He noticed an old colored man with a
badly injured head, and hurried up to
him where he lay moaning on the
ground.
How about damages?" began the
lawyer.
But the sufferer waved him off.
"G'way, boss, g'way," he said. Il
never hit de train. l never done SIGH
a thing in all nah life, so help me
Gawd! Yo' can't git no damages outen
me-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Corroborated.

Tell me moo, Jamie, what was the
most wonderful thing you saw at
sea?''
Il think the strangest thing 1 ever
saw was the flying fish,
moo, laddie, dinna max fule O
yer mither. VIVA ever heard O. fish
f1eein'?"
Another strange thing saw when
crossing the Red sea. We dropped an.
Choir, and when we raised it again
there was one of the wheels of Pha-
raoh's chariot entangled on II"
aye, laddie, l believe that. We've
scripture for that."-London Tit-Bits.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19

during many years Of experimentation
has discovered new remedy which
is thirty-seven times more powerful
than lithia in removing uric acid from
the system. If you are suffering from
backache or the pains Of rheumatism.
go to your best druggist and ask for
so cent box of "Anasric" put up by
Doctor Pierce, or send 10c for large
trial pck'g. DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription for weak women and DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
for the blood have been favorably
known for the past forty years and
more. They are standard remedies
to-day-as well as Doctor Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets for the liver and
bowels. You can have sample of any
one of these remedies by writing, DR..
Pierce, and sending 10c for trial pack
age.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Angel Cake.

Whites of six eggs, one-half tea
spoonful of cream tartar, one-fourth
teaspoonful soda, one and one-fourth
cupfuls graduated sugar, one cupful
flour, pinch of salt, three-fourths tea
spoonful of almond extract. Sift the
flour four times. Add salt to eggs and
beat, then add cream tartar and soda
and continue beating until stiff and
dry, then add sugar gradually and
continue beating. Add flavoring and
lastly fold in the flour. lightly, but
thoroughly. Bake forty-five minutes
in a moderate oven in an unbuttered
angel cake tin.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Rule for BAKING a Cake.

Divide the time into four parts. Dur.
ing the first part the cake should rise
and not color at all. In the second it
should continue to rise and begin
family to color. In the third it should
become evenly tinted very light
brown. In the fourth period the heat
may be slightly diminished, if neces-
sary, and the cake will shrink a very
little from the sides of the pan. A
covered pan is useful In some ovens.
Do not move the cake during the sec
ond and third quarters. Let it cool
while hanging in the inverted pan.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Satisfactory SprinkIino,

Here is a method for sprinkling
clothes which will be found very sat
isfactory. This saves lot of trouble
and prevents the hands from getting
chapped in cold weather. Take an
ordinary cork and cut a small tiuting
in it lengthwise. FIJI a glass bottle
with water and put the cork in it.
When the bottle is shaken the f1uted
cork acts as a spray, sprinkling the
water evenly over the clothes
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
New Pillows.

The newest bedroom pillows are
made of cretonne, either to match the
hangings, or, If one prefers, in a pleas
ing contrast. The pillow should be
made in box shape before it is covered
with the cretonne. Cut two squares
20 inches and join the top and bottom
with a three-inch strip of the goods.
Then cover the cushion with cretonne,
top, bottom and four sides, all of the
seams being on the outside. Bind all
of the seams with tape and finish
with a tassel at the corners.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
BABY LOVES HIS BATH
With cuticura Soap Because So Sooth.
ing When His Skin Is Hot.

These fragrant supercreamy emol.
lients are a comfort to children The
Soap to cleanse and purify, the Oint-
ment to soothe and heal rashes, itch
ings, chafngs, etc. Nothing more ef-
fective. May be used from the hour
of birth, with absolute confidence.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Handy.

I've started a ten-cent box for
Christmas, dear?" said the better half.
You won't forget it, will your
Me forget it," replied the other
fraction. why, how can you say such
a thing? OF course l won't forget
it."
And the didn't. The very next day
he shook four dimes out OF the box to
me-. = deficiency in his car-fare al
DE3uCS,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Russian Boiled Fish (coId)

Clean and season whole fish and
let boil with one sliced onion, half
cupful vinegar, few slices of lemon
and two springs of parsley. Add a
tablespoonful of butter, let cook until
tender. Remove fish to platter. Mix
the sauce with one tablespoonful of
brown sugar, a pinch of ginger. Gin
namon and nutmeg and the juice of
lemon. Let boil well, then thicken
with the yolks of two beaten eggs and
pour over the fish. Serve cold, garnish
with lemon slices and olives.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Lamentations Foolish,

Few structures rise upon the sands
of regret. It is not by lamentations
that we build. It is not by bemoanings
over opportunities that will never
come again that men climb to heaven.
Achievement lies in resolution and the
brave will bring it out. The muck.
raker finds few diamonds whether he
drag the Shiny teeth through his own
delinquencies or those of others. Bet
ter pickaX with your face to the
hills, than a muck-rake and an outlook
toward the swamps.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Gaining Spiritual Treasure.

AS the alchemy of nature converts
SCOT into diamonds, so from poverty
and suffering and loneliness we may
gain spiritual treasure and become
rich toward God. AS the waterlily
river bed into the stainless purity and
rich fragrance of it's peerless flower
so a human life, energized by a spir
itual purpose, may gather from sor
did surroundings the aroma of virtue
and the beauty of holiness.-Univer
saIist Leader.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Spiced CrabappIe jelly.

One-half peck crabapples (washed
but not peeled, five cupfuls sugar, two
cupfuls white picking vinegar, one
halt ounce each whole cinnamon,
cloves and allspice. Boil to a pulp
and strain. To every cupful Of juice
add cupful of sugar and boil 20
minutes, removing scum. Pour into
jelly tumblers, and when cold cover
with melted paraffin
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
HIS SILENCE A COMPLIMENT
Too Many Men Are Apt to Make the
Mistake That Is Recorded OF
This Husband.

The coffee was weak, the bread UNI
derdone, and the fowl tough, or as
least he said so. His wife's long pa
thence gave way.
John Henry" said she. 1--WE tried
faithfully to cook to suit you for
twelve long years. No one In the town
has better-cooked food, yet you are
always finding fault. Why can't you
praise me once In a while, I'd like to
know"
He looked up in establishment.
well. If you amt the most unrea-
sonable woman l ever saw, he eJacu-
lated. "Why, many and many is the
time I've sat down to meal and new
er said a word about 1t. Anybody
would know there wasn't any fault
to be found, or I'd "a found 1t, and
yet you want better compliment than
that! That's just like woman-they
can't tell a compliment when they get
one!"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Parsnip Cakes.

Take one large cupful Of mashed
parsnips, half teaspoonful of salt,
one egg, heaping teaspoonful of good
baking powder, in one cupful of flour
and three-quarters of a cupful of milk.
Stir the mixture till it IS smooth bat
ter; then have some fat in a frying
pan half an inch deep and drop the
batter into it by spoonfuls. Brown it
nicely on one side, then turn it. The
cakes will be found most delicate and
may be eaten alone or with any other
course.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Corn Custard.

Score the kernels in a dozen ears of
green corn, scrape out the pulp and
add to the beaten yolks of four eggs,
a teaspoonful of SAL and a saItspoon-
full of pepper. Add one pint of milk
and mix, then stir in carefully the
stiftiy-baten whites Of four eggs; pour
into buttered pudding dish and bake
slowly until firm
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Lonu Known.

Father" said the minister's son.
my teacher says that collect and
'congregate' mean the same thing. Do
they"
Perhaps they do, my son" said the
venerable clergyman; but you may
tell your teacher that there is a vast
difference between a congregation and
a collection "-Christian Register.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Veal In a Mold.

This is a dish that can be prepared
the day before and can be served cold
for the next days luncheon or dinner.
Boil a knuckle of veal till tender.
Pour off the water in which it was
boiled and mince the veal. Add the
minced veal to the juice and pour in
a mould. Add thin slices of hard
boiled egg and place in a cool place,
on platter, garnished with parsley
or a few pieces. of crisp fried bacon.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Bugs.

isn't this awful" exclaimed Mrs.
Gabb as she looked up from her news
paper.
Isn't what awful?" demanded Mr..
Gabb.
why, here's a woman who COM
plains that the insane asylum is filled
with bugs" replied Mrs. Gabb.
WELL" growled Mr.. Gabb, what's
the blame place for, anyway"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
italian Stew.

One pound ground round steak. cook
ten minutes; one can tomatoes. few
potatoes cut in cubes, cook ten min
utes more couple of onions cut up;
cook about two cupfuls of spaghetti
in boiling water for Is minutes, then
put in stew.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19

not IN Ln1S COmpe'
tition. He masks
himself behind the
world, and will
not come out into
the open. Why
not in the latter
case say the
church or re.
ligion, rather than
Jesus Christ? Be-
C a u s g J g S u S
Christ comes out
into the open, al
though the form
he wears is sad.
ly marred by the
hand of the very
man he wants to
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Money Saved.

Ever make any money in the stock
market?"
No, but I've saved lot by not play
ing it."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Quite Right.

What do you understand by the
phrase a liberal education? asked
the professor when the freshman class
in economics had assembled.
when the governor comes through
with plenty of spending money" re-
piled the first youth called upon.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
One Year More,

My but Percy has grown to be a
big boy. How tall are you, Percy?
"Just an inch short of being able to
wear fathers tennis trousers, but
they'll be all right next summer. -
New York World.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Flannel Cakes,

Beat the yolks of two eggs until
light, add two cupfuls of -four mixed
and sifted with one-half teaspoonful OF
salt and three teaspoonfuls of baking
powder Fold in the stiff1y beaten
whites and bake on well-greased
griddle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19

Have any luck on your duck shoot
ing trip?"
Eyes. Didn't catch cold this time"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19

Removing Top From Milk Bottle.
1t is often hard to get the top out
If the milk bottle without a deluge
The next time it sticks use the point
If can opener for the purpose. A
arge pin is also effective.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19

To bake potatoes quickly boil them
in sailed water for ten minutes, then
put in the oven. The boiling water
will heat them through SO they cook
in a short time.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Sorry He Smoke.

He during family quarrel)-l sup.
pose some idiot proposed to you before
did.
she-No, when you did.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Out of Sorts

THAT u.s. something is wrong with baby, but can't tell
just what it is All mothers recognize the term by the
assitude weakness, loss of appetite inclination sleep,
heavy breathing and lack of interest shown by baby These
the symptoms of sickness 1t may be fever congestion,
Group, dphthera scaratna Do lose minute
Give the child Castora will start the digestive into
operation open the pores of the skin, carry off the fd
matter, and drive away the threatened sickness.
signature Of lz1<ZXH<<M
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
OutclaSSed.

Were you much impressed by the
majestic roar of Niagara"
Il was at first, but later on, when
my husband put up a roar about our
hotel bill, Niagara sounded like a
ripping brook"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
looked up in establishment.
Wisa Beyond His Years.

Teacher (of geography Glass;
Johnnie, how is the earth divided?
Johnnie-Nobody will know until
the European war is over.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Just IL

II see by the papers old Tompkins
has failed for half million"
why, had no idea he had half so
much"
HE didn't"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19

A man must make his way in the
world, while a woman merely has her
way.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes

make us look older than we are. Keep your
Eyes young and you will look young. After
the Movies always Murine Your Eyes
Don't tell your age.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19

bless. So men and women find that
the two contestants for their affection
and service are the world on the one
hand, and Jesus Christ on the other.
How the World Gives.
The world gives to the lowest part
of man, that which relates him to the
animal creation below the human.
To the flesh thrill of pleasure is
. given, passing exhilaration, and this
may even extend to the esthetic
taste or the intellect. But this con-
tribution rarely lasts until tomorrow,
the equation of tomorrow usually TAX
ing away the benefit of today.
The world really never gives, every
contribution being made with the
clear understanding that settlement
day is expected. Every indulgence in
the worlds sinful pleasure is mort
gage that must be lifted some day;
Shylock must ever have his pound of
flesh.
The world gives, but never satisfies.
The momentary thrill of pleasure is
not satisfaction. Satisfaction does
not belong to the flesh, and the world
has little or nothing for the spirit.
The world gives safety, but safety
is unworthy of anyone created in the
image and likeness of God. Ruskin
says that the bitterest pangs of con-
science are the satellites of the flesh.
The most miserable man on earth is
the man who has run the round Of
fieshly pleasures and who realizes still
that he has something about him that
is living on, and it is starving. The
words of George Arnold at this point
are in place:
have had my will,
Tasted every pleasure;
have drunk my I'LL
OF the purple measure.
Life has lost its zest,
Sorrow is my guest,
o the lees are bitter, bitter,
Give me rest.
Love once filled the bowl,
Running Ger with blisses,
Made my very soul
Drunk with crimson kisses.
But drank 1t dry,
Love has passed me by,
o the lees are bitter, bitter,
Let me die.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
An Extremist.

"I see that a man aged one hun
dred and two has just died in the poor.
house."
HE lived long and died short, eh %
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19

To a man, marriage finally resolves
itself into a struggle to stretch one
overcoat over Ave winters.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-11-19
Their ADVANTAGE,

How is it that mermaids always
have such curly hair?"
81 guess the marcel waves do 1t.