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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-12-25
WHEN YOU WAKE
UP DRINK GLASS
OF HOT WATER
Wash the poisons and toxins from
system before putting more
food into stomach.
Says lnslde-bathing makes any.
one look and feel clean,
sweet and refreshed.

Wash yourself on the inside before
breakfast like You do on the outside
This is vastly more important he.
cause the skin pores do not absorb
impurities into the blood causing
illness, while the bowel pores do
For every ounce of food and drink
taken into the stomach. nearly an
ounce of waste material must be
carried out of the body If this
waste material is not eliminated day
by day ii quickly ferments and gen
crates poisons, gases and toxins
which are absorbed or sucked into
the blood stream. through the lymph
ducts which should suck only nour-
ishment to sustain the body
A splendid health measure is to
drink, before. breakfast each day a
glass of real hot water with a tea.
spoonful of limestone phosphate in
it, which Is a harmless way to wash
these poisons, gases and toxins from
the stomach liver, kidneys and bow,
els; thus cleansing, sweetening ana
freshening the entire alimentary ca
nal before putting more food into
the stomach.
quarter pound of limestone phos-
phate costs but very little at the drug
store but is sufficient to make any
one an enthusiast on inside bathing.
Men and women who are accustomed
to wake up with dull, aching head
or have furred tongue bad taste,
nasty breath, sallow complexion,
others who have bilious attacks, acid
stomach or constipation are assured
OF pronounced Improvement in both
health and appearance shortly
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-12-25
Xlenna sentiment Ritter.

BERLIN. Dec. 23.-Ant-Ameri-
can sentiment is increasing rapidly
in Austria, according to adviees re-
ceived here. Several demonstrations
against America alread have occur
red in Vienna Officials are trying
to curb such manifestations. The
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-12-25
Weather Hamper italians.

ROME, Dec. 23.-snow. rain and
fog are bitterly hampering opera
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-12-25

Definite information regarding the
whereabouts of Villa m this part of
Mexico, although reports in Mexican
circles south credited him with hav-
ing left Chihuahua City apparently
on the way to the American border.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-12-25
VETERINARY SURGEONS.

c. W. LASsEN. NJ u. V, COUNTY
veterinarian. Residence telephone
27, office telephone. 20.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-12-25
INSURANCE AND LAND BUSINESS

~~~~-N~~>-->-N--~~~~7-~>~- -'-->-'~-7>-
HARTMAN ABSTRACT co. MAKES
reliable abstracts of title to all
lands in Umatilla county. Buys and
sells all kinds OF real estate. Does
general brokerage business. Pays
taxes and makes investments for non
residents. Writes fire. life and acci-
dent insurance. References, any
bank in Pendleton.
JAMES JOHNS, Pres
C H MARSH, Sec.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-12-25
CLASSIFIED DIRECTORY
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.

JOHN 5. BAKER, FUNERAL DI-
rector and licensed embalmer Op-
posite postoffice, Funeral parlor two
funeral cars. Calls responded to day
or night Phone IS.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-12-25

COL W. +. YOHNKA. AUCTION.
eer. makes a speciality of farmers
stock and machinery sales. "Tbs
man that gets you the money" Leave
orders at East Oregonlan office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-12-25
SECOND HAND DEALERS.

v. STROBLE. DEALER tN NrW
and secondhand goods cash
paid for all secondhand good.
bought Cheapest place IN Pendle-
ton to buy household goods Come
and get our prices. 2t9 b. Court
street. Phone 271W.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-12-25

Austrian cabinet met In a prolonged
session today.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

Mexico is reported to have an
abundance of money, but the pur-
chasing value of considerable por-
tion of it is practically nil. 1t ap-
pears that every general there has
assumed the function of having cur
rency printed, while other progress
sive individuals counterfeit these is
sues. Revolutions and worthless
currency are not conducive of pros
perity, and despite the plentitude
of money in Mexico, the necessities
of life are difficult to obtain over
large portions of that chaotic repub-
lie. Mexico needs not only strong
man, but one who is also patriotic.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

The North American Review for
July contains pointed and readable
article by it's editor entitled 'sThe
Revolt of Bryan,' from which these
succinct sentences are extracted.
1T is idle to attempt to excuse
MIR. Bryan as sincere adherent of his
mistaken convictions or as victim
of his own tempe1amental inconsist-
encies. When he assigned a false
reason for his performance he de-
clared his hypocrisy and evidenced
his malevolence. To crafty his
passion for notoriety and lucre and
incidentally to revenge himself
upon the man who had humiliate
him. he did not hesitate to strike a
foul blow which might easily have
constituted betrayal of his coun-
trV.''
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

Or. John Grier Hibben, president
of Princeton university, voiced a
sentiment worthy of consideration
when he said: ut would be we'll
for US to recognize and confess that
the great obstacle to the progress
of our people in the development of
national vigor and rectitude is the
growth of a selfish individualism,
which has no thought for the COM
mon good and the public veal. No
nation has ever been conquered by a
foe from without unless there has
been developed some inherent weak
ness within. If we can Withstand
the dangers of peace we need never
fear the danger of war;
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

Former Governor Slaton of Georgia
is being mentioned as a possible can
didate for vice president on the
democratic ticket, and he has proven
himself to be a man among men.
When one compares the former
Georgia executive. who placed right
above expediency, to some of the
Statesmen" holding down positions
of trust because of their willingness
to sacrifice their self respect on the
altar of political preferment, one
cannot help pity1ng the misguided
citizens of that commonwealth, who
desire to substitute mobocracy for
justice and reason.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

Former Senator LATE Young of
Iowa, who has just returned from
Europe, in a recent interview said
"All the warning countries are &C.
cepting American charity and ours
ing Americans in. the same breath. "
If this be true it is about time that
we saved our charity for home con-
sumption.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

Friends of James A. Peterson of
Minneapolis assert that he will be a
candidate for the republican nominal
tion for governor next year, and they
seem to think that he stands an ex-
cellent chance of winning. Mr.. Pet
erson is fighter, and if he concludes
to enter the race he will make an ag-
gressiVe campaign.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

Ex-Gov. Van SAINT is Leading the
county option fight in Hennepin
county, and there is said to be some
promise of his success in turning the
county over to the drys. If Henne-
pin goes dry it will be sad blow to
the vets. who will lose the most
populous county in the state. This
event would also make Van SAINT a
man who could easily poll big vote
in the race for governor.-Owatonna
Tribune.
If the optionists win in Hennepin
county it will be in spite of and not
because of the old windbag's alleged
leadership.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

A deluded crank, who labored un-
der the hallucination that J.. P,
Morgan could halt the European con-
hict any time he desired to do so, at
tempted to assassinate the we'll
known fnancier last Saturday. He
also placed bomb in the national
capitol and wrecked the public recep-
tion room in the. senate wing. He
had sense enough to- commit suicide
in the jail cell at Mineola; n. Y.
Tuesday. - 80 - >>.'' -. -
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

Some of the newspapers seem to
think that a heavy tax should be i'm
posed on automobiles for the benefit
of the state road and bridge fund.
Under our constitution the only tax
that can be diverted to the state road
and bridge fund is the one mill road
tax authorized by the constitution.
Fines and license fees may. by statu-
tory enactment, be converted to the
road and bridge fund. Licensing of
motor vehicles and chauffeurs is a
police regulation. The fees derived
from the issuance of such licenses,
after deducting necessary expenses,
are credited to- the state road and
bridge fund. Motor vehicles. are
taxed the same as other personal
property, in addition to the license
fee required tobe paid. After Janu-
airy l, 1918, the license fee for an
automobile for the triennial period is
fixed at s.. (see chapter 80, general
laws of 1879. The men who handled
this matter at the last session of the
legislature thought they knew what
they were doing, and we believe they
did know. -
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

C. A. Congdon, one Of Duluth's
multi-millioniares, laments the un-
preparedness of tile United States
in case of war with foreign nation,
and he especially deplores the non
interference of this country in the
affairs of Mexico. Probably Mr.. Cong
don's mining interests in Mexico
influence his Judgment to a certain
extent.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

Frank Day calls attention to the
fact that Secretary Lansing lis the
man who, as counsellor of the state
department, made the astonishing
decision that certain American citi.
zens have a dual personality" We
don't know when Lansing made this
decision. But what is wrong with
it?
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

Porfrio Diaz, who for years ruled
Mexico with a despotic hand, is dead.
Conditions are far worse in Mexico
today than at any time while Diaz
was at the helm, and it is entirely
possible that that country made
distressing mistake when it in
sisted upon the resignation of its
only strong man.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

Editor f. E. Hadley of the Winnie
bago City Enterprise attended the
National Editorial association meet
ing at Los Angeles. California, last
week and was one of the speakers.
1t is safe to assume that he &C
quilted himself in manner that
reflected credit upon Minnesota jour-
naliStS.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

railways keep your face to the
sunshine and the shadows will fall
behind you, is bit of advice offered
by paragrapher that is we'll worth
remembering.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

The democrats at the Baltimore
convention would have acted wisely
had they incorporated a plank in the
platform declaring against a three
times unsuccessful candidate again
seeking the presidential nomination.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

A Wisconsin editor sagely observes,
"The thing to consider is not SO
much the cost of good roads as the
cost of bad OneS.''
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

Thrift and economy are excellent
virtues but it is indeed tiresome to
hear John D. Rockefeller and other
moral paupers of his ilk extolling
these traits. Most of their employees
need no advice along these lines, as
necessity has taught them practical
lessons.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08
Regulate and Boost.

:: The legislature, afew years ago,
"regulated'' the express companies.
and the latter Immediately boosted
rates. Later the legislature 'sregu-
lated" the railroads and they i'm
mediately boosted freight rates.
Last winter the legislature .ssregu-
lated" the telephone companies and
now the latter have boosted rates.
1t is a continuous performance for
the legislature to regulate and
this to be followed by a "boost. -
LIE Sueur News.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

Vienna newspapers are of the opin-
ion that the death of the Archduke
Ferdinand has been avenged. Plung-
ing all Europe into war because of
the assassination of scorbutic duke
is certainly exacting satisfaction
with vengeance.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

And now tbs said that the wealth er
is responsible for the low crop of
June brides. Cupid should be sup
piled with proper wearing apparel.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

A few more designations from
President Wilson's cabinet would be
no calamity.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

In the aggregation of pests the
egotistical individual occupies a
prominent position.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

The reckless automobile driver is
as dangerous to society as the fool
who rocks the boat.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

A murderous c1ank-sane or in
sane-should be speedily converted
into a dead crank.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

Some people mistake laziness for
hard luck.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08
OPINIONS OF EDITORS
Is There ANY Difference?

We have just heard of a man who
married an angel and then kicked
himself because he didn't marry
cook. ---Park Rapids Enterprise. -.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

"Nothing succeeds like success''-
except advertising.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08
Dead and Doesn't Know It.
No Limit to CITIZENSHIP.

Don't imagine for one moment
that when you have paid your taxes,
and have contributed toward the
upkeep of the churches, that you
have done your full duty as man and
citizen. There are many things left
yet to be done. Questions concern
ing the welfare and advancement of
the town are continually coming up,
and good citizen will cheerfully as
sumo his share Of the burden and
help carry the load. -.-Winnebago City
Enterprise.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08
What Will it Be Next?

What Will it Be Next?
The eighteenth century had the
war of Austrian Succession. The
twentieth century has the war of the
Austrian Assassination.- Hokah
Chief.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08
The Blue Heron

Notwithstanding the nature fakirs
who write wonderfully unsound natu-
raj history, the heron does not spear
prey with it's bill tnor does the loom; it
bites them. nips them between the long,
sharp mandibles. We have had captive
herons and have seen thousands Of wild
ones all over this continent, and they
do not do the silly trash told of them
by the nature fakirs.
Some of the nests are as big as a
small haystack, built upon year after
year until they reach enormous
weights. very often up to 500 pounds
Outing.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08
The Real Issue.

County option was not made law
for politicians to make capital out
of. If you are looking for an issue,
take up 'sGood Roads. Hubbard
County Journal. ...5-
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

Good humor and generosity carry the
day with the popular heart all the
world over.-Alexander Smith. !.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08
The Truth.

You can't create business from
wind, but business is largely a mat
ter of confidence, and there can be
no confidence so long as business
does not know when and for what
reason it is to be attacked. -Biwabik
Times. 49,. .... A..
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08


currency are not conducive of pros
perity, and despite the plentitude
of money in Mexico, the necessities
of life are difficult to obtain over
large portions of that chaotic repub-
lie. Mexico needs not only strong
man, but one who is also PATRIOTIC
.ssss
: OPINIONS OF EDITORS +;
Is There Any Difference? =
We have just heard of man who
married an angel and then kicked
himself because he didn't marry a
cook. ---Park Rapids Enterprise.
$50. -,
What Will it Be Next?
The eighteenth century had the
war of Austrian Succession. The
twentieth century has the war of the
Austrian Assassinatio II okah
Chief. .-~
The Real Issue.
County option was not made a law
for politicians to make capital out
of. If you are looking for an issue,
take up "Good Roads. ''-Hubbard
County Journal. .-z-s-
Worth Remembering.
What we are today is largely due
to what we were yesterday, just as
what We are today will largely deter
mine what we shall be tomorrow
Sank Rapids Sentinel. s.-
$50
The road drag is mighty impor-
tant spoke in the wheel of progress.
This has already been demonstrated.
A road drag is to the community
what COW is to the farm. -Goyick
Banner. ........
The Truth. =:
You can't create business from
wind, but business is largely a mat
ter of confidence, and there can be
no confidence so long as business
does not know when and for what
reason it is to be attacked. -Biwabik
Times. 49,. .... A..
No Judgement at All - be-
Sam Van SAINT, who gained fame
years ago by his attempt to percolate
railroad merger, will lead the county
option forces IF Hennepin county.
in the coming contest: We question
their Judgment. Hubbard County
Journal. 49,.
Demonstrating Its Usefulness.
The excellent condition of the state
roads during the bad weather has
pretty we'll demonstrated the value
of timely dragging of properly con-
structed road. Altogether it is tri-
butte to the Dunn road law.-Red-
wood Sun.
So Can the Retailers Of Fish Stories.
A Harvard university professor
has invented the sphygrometer.
This is machine which catches a
liar every time. If it is the real
thing, gold brick artists can hang
their hats OH peg and shut up
shop.-Brown County Journal. -"
+*@..:.
Dead and Doesn't Know It.
Now Billy Bryan is attempting to
stampede the democratic party
against President Wilson and lineup
a "Bryan" delegation for the next
convention. The Bryan sympathiz-
ers are few aud far between, and in
opposing President Wilson the for
mer secretary Of state is rubbing
the wool of good many republicans
as we'll as democrats, the wrong
way. Bryan is dead-all but his
mouth. Thief River Falls Times.
+ {. -
No Limit to Citizenship.
Don't imagine for one moment
that when you have paid your taxes,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08
Worth Remembering.

What we are today is largely due
to what we were yesterday, just as
what we are today will largely deter
mine what we shall be tomorrow
Sank Rapids Sentinel. :. s.-
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08
No judgement at All

No judgement at All be-:
IS Sam Van SAINT, who gained fame
years ago by his attempt to percolate
railroad merger, will lead the county
option forces IF Hennepin county.
in the coming contest: We question
their Judgment. Hubbard County
Journal. ~
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-07-08

The road drag is mighty impor.
tant spoke in the wheel of progress.
This has already been demonstrated.
A road drag is to the community
what a COW is to the farm. -Goyick
Banner.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1915-06-04
4 Glass In History.

A proud teacher over at Sweet
water or some other town was OK
hibltlng her pupils to show their apt
ness In history study
The special text was on the sue
cesslon Of rulers In certain king
dom.
The questions and satisfying an
swers had come to the accession Of
Queen Mary, then the teacher
thought to further show the thor
ouphncss Of her teaching
"Now." she said. MARY followed
Edward VI. didn't she7"
"Ycs. mann" replied a girl
And now. who followed Mary"
asked the teacher hopefully All was
silent for a moment, then Elsie rails
ed her hand
Yves. Elsle?" queried the teacher.
who followed Nary"
Her little lamb. teacher said
Elsie. triumphantly
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1915-06-04
RAIL ROAD MANS VIEWS
OF INTEREST RATES

A prominent railroad man was
looking over a section Of Kansas
that was enjoying the influence OF a
tap railroad. A leading citizen OF
the locality was eloquent in point
ing out the local advantages, the
climate. good water, fertile soil and
saying that they were doing a great
work to induce settlers. The rail
road man listened He agreed that
the natural inducements Tor settlers
we're there. Then he asked. What
rate Of interest do you people have
and the booster said "ten per cent
"Then." said the railroad builder
you Offset all your inducements.
People will refuse to come here and
pay such high rates OF interest You
could settle your coutry up readily
with sood people II you will put
your interest rate down so Il ere
would be something in It for new
corners"
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1915-06-04

The publishers Of the Texas State
Journalist announce that the paper
has entered upon It's summer yaca-
ton The Journalist is made by the
pupils Of the School Of Journalism at
Austin and now that the session has
ended the paper will not be- pub
lishcd an the University opens in
the fall The Journalist is one Of our
fayorlte exchanges and we will miss
its weekly visits There Is always
something good In It's columns. The
editorials are entertaining and In
structlve and the mechanical fea-
lures are highly satisfactory.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1915-06-04
GERMANY PLAYING WITH FIRE

Germany seems disposed to want
to kill time In the matter OF reach
ing an understanding with the Unit
d States over the Lusltanla affair.
She wants the United State to say II
It was known that the British ship
carried war supplies. Even II that
were true. II could hardly be any OF
cur bvsiness to say what the Brit
ish carried II was a passenger ship
and Americans were board and were
shot to their death and Germany
ought to come clean. She now wants
the matter referred to the Hague
Conference II Is said that the pow
ers In Wall Street, New York are
taking note and that that monled In
fluence Is about to conclude that
Germany ought to he punished
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1915-06-04

Legislatures. Judges. Congress
men and other strong influences are
being brought to boar upon the GOV
ornor Of Georgia to induce him to
commute the death sentence Of Leo
Frank to life imprisonment. The pros
ecutlng attorney Hugh a. Dorsey
who has followed the trial through
all the courts. even the Supreme
court Of the United States. contcn Is
that any executive interference With
the court holdings would be an out
rage against law and Justice, and
says the governor should let the
courts edict be carried out
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1915-06-04
Te,na Farm md Raneh saya.

Texas Farm and Ranch says
THE idea has prevailed In this
country that cooperation Is OF inter
est only to the man Of small bus
mess and weak financial standing.
that cooperation Is benevolent, II bo
ing designed exclusively for those
who need help. This false ideal o.
cooperation has done more to retari
IT than anything else Cooperation II
It is Of any value will benefit the
man I'm comfortable circumstances
and will be valuable to the independ-
ont as well as the dependent"
Don't you worry about the indie
pendent fellows The captains OF I'm
ancc and commerce have been co
operating an the time.