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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21
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FUDGE CHILDS. whom committee OF
= the California assembly is trying under
impeachment charges. pleads guilty to call
ing a man liar thru the columns OF his
own paper. because he was liar.
Now, that sounds like a perfectly good
reason.
But when the Judge pleads guilty TO the
offensc OF being newspaper editor we arc
reluctantly compelled to withdraw our sup
port There can be no defense for tina,
crime
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

are frcsh-air enthusiasts, while 9th
ers fear draughts. Some people like
TO battle In cold water. some In hot
a dish which one guest will find
delicious another will declare unfit
for human consumption.
You are a family man. You
have experienced problems and diff.
ficultics OF domesticity? Then mul.
tlply the problems OF one home by
1000. and you have a conception OF
what IL means to run a hotel.
The entire machinery OF com.
fort and service which I have built
up would come tumbling about my
cara II ! did not have oRGANIZA.
TON AND \SYSTEM!"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

Doctor Lathrop is licensed By the
State Board of Medical Examiners
TO practice in the state OF Wash.
| ington, and he has been practicing
In Seattle for several years. The
doctor does not claim that hia treat.
ment IL n cure-all. and he will no,
take your case II he thinks he can.
not benefit you. II medical or
surgical treatment II what Is need
ed In your case, he will tell you so.
and advise you to go to your physl.
clan and surgeon for treatment. DIR
Lathrop does not charge for con.
sultation and you are welcome 10
visit his office at 2t4.l5 Peoples
Bank Bldg. any day except Sun.
days, between . n. m. and Z d. m
Some OF the diseases that Doctor
1.athrop successfully treats are.
Asthma, Heart Trouble. Dyspepsia.
La Grippe. Female Trouble. Consti.
patton. Luinbago. Neuralgia, Liver
Trouble. Rheumatism. Appendicitis
Headaches. Paralysis. Insomnia.
Kidney Trouble and stomach
! Trouble.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21
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NY lady's Lids

NY Lady's lIds
Che calls them Tipperary hats.
don't know why it's so
No woman's I'D was ever know q
A long, long way TO 90.
She wears the thing day or two
And then 10 pieces plucks.
when It's sood.by Piccadiily
To another thirty bucks.
But what's the use OF kicking II
You've really got the dough
Better buy that Tipperary
For the sweetest giri you know
Betrayed
Senator La Toilette Was talking
about lodges and squirmn OF
certain corrup, railroad official.
For all his lodges and
squirms." said the senator. the
man was well shown up It's like
the case OF Smith.
~ collector entered Smiths
fiat. pushed Into the parlor and
Aaid 10 Smiths little son:
Where's your fstherT
Gone away. the urehln an
swered. according to orders.
Gone away Humphl Where
to-
"'Tha, close, there. was the re.
ply
In Bad shape
lt-er-secms." sad he. regard.
ing the unfortunate with scIen-
tlfic interest. that the attacks OF
fever and ohllls appear on alter
nate days. DO you thinks II
your opinIon--that they have. so
10 speak, decreased In violence. n
may use that word"
The patient smiled feebly.
doc" said he. "on fever days my
heads 30 no, can't think. and
on agne days I shake so can't
hold an opinion"
Lacking
A rincmsn. in telling a story.
said: MY aim IL 10 always tell
the truth"
Yea said a brother private.
"but you're the worst shot In the
regiment"
No Such Luck
Father was reading a list OF
the imports cut off by the Euro
pean war. lie came TO "henna
and other material for hair dyes"
when mother. who 10 very much
younger. said:
We'll. IL would have been much
worse n Il had happened ten
years ago"
'Hows that
You had more 10 dye, then"
Bah" interrupted young John
ny. II don't think much OF this
war--it amt cut Off the supply OF
castor oil any"
To BE surel
Hist" whispered the villain.
creeping sieal,hily away.
Il expected you would be-" re.
Joined the stage manager. with
curling lip.
His Tale OF Woe
Boy Merchant--Yus. kind Idly.
there's SEWN ov us at 'ome, ori
starvin'. Muvver takes in wash.
IN she do. but she's took hill.
Farycr. e wos too kind. 'ear,ed.
q wos. n sed e wouldn't see
us starye, so e run away and left
US.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

TT Italy is downright anxious to help the
l. Allies a better time than now could
hardly be found. II the reported Russian
defeat is true, the situation is critical for
Russia and an attack by the highly efficient
Italian army on the west OF Aus,ria-Hungary
might save the day.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

NALIFORNI certainly has some uncon-
~ stitutionai notions.
At Sacramento. ncgvo has been sent to
prison for stealing fellow hen, which
elected TO roost on the back fence instead
OF in tho hen house In Mississippi. they
would arrest as a suspicious character, any
darkcy who wouldn't swipc a chicken under
such aggravating circumstances
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21
He'll Get II, Too

SsTXTHAT is your greatest wish asked
w the romantic lady OF the youth who
was Just about to take his final examina-
ton in medicine.
MY greatest WISH" said the practical
youth. us TO put DR. before my own name
and DR. after the names OF other people. -
Ladies Home Journal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

never WILL" he said. We have four
departments here. each with It's
head-dining room (which includes
kitchen and barr. housekeeping.
front office and accounting.
at 10 each morning hold a
cabinet meeting with my heads OF
departments. hold the heads re.
sponsiblc. They get results or 20.
= Il Is for the heads Of depart.
ments and their suhordlnatcs to be
affable and polite. because they
come In actual touch with the
guests. Tho guests do not see me
that Ia. not often.
CID INNING n hotel IA not easy.
n, Sometimes long TO get
back 10 construction. See
that marble thing. bought II. !
knew beforehand almost to the pen.
ny how much II would cost 20 buy
and put In. The hotel building cost
build. and we had 10 furnish IL at a
n million and three-quarters TO
cost OF a quarter OF million more
but building a hotel and running
IL are different Jobs. Building ma.
terials are Unconditional. In deal
Ing with the changeable emotions
OF humankind | would be at my
Wits end II did not have organi-
cation and system. Some people
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21
,NRGANIzATfoN and system, .
said James G. Marmaduke

UORGANIZATfON and system. .
~" said James G. Marmsduke.
Orderly quiet rcigned in
the lobby OF the New Washington.
The clerks AZ the desk went abou,
their tasks leisurely. Guesta came
and went A Inverted bell boy pass
ed thru the lobby. calling a name.
see that man over there" asked
Marmsduke. He's a guest here .
The man was reading newspa-
per.
4 don't know his name. and he
doesn't know mine. He doesn't
know me from Adam. The popular
impression OF the duties OF the man
ager OF hotel IL that he must hang
around the lobby. smiling and af.
fable. meeting guests. ss did mine
host OF old. That man doesn't
know ! am manager OF this hotel.
And he doesn't caro-. All he knows
about this hotel In that no In get.
ting the service he Is paying for.
II he doesn't get II, he will kick or
leave.
That man over there" Marina.
duke went on. must never know
anything about the machinery OF
this hotel. II must he so well oiled
that II Will never squeak. II must
be so nicely tuned that II will new.
er rattle.
Does that man want a certain
DISH II must be served quickly.
properly and to his taste. Does he
want to send n cable7 Does he wish
10 buy a flower for HIS buttonholey
Does he require the services OF n
barber. n mancurist. n chiropodlst?
They wnit upon him"
NHhRmADukE IL a Seattle
WI man who got there"
Oddly enough. he isn't
really a hotel man. That 10, his
early training In business was
far removed from hotels.
He was a promoter and a con-
structlon man. He and his asso-
elstes came 70 Seattle TO erect
the Alaska building. Their
method was TO construct
building, and then lease or sell
II, and pass on TO other fields.
When the Alaska was COM
pleted. they put up three or
four other buildings. Then
they built the Washington In a
niche In the top Of Denny hill.
When the hotel was new.
the top Of Denny hill was on a
level with the nth floor, and
there was imminent danger Of
the hin sliding into the bed.
room windows.
Hard times hit Seattle. and
nobody could be found to lease
or buy the hotel. So, after try
Ing a manager or two, Marina.
duke tried hls hand at the hotel
business. That was five years
ago. He's been at II ever since.
NJ OW, his rule In the construc.
IN ton business was tho same
AS II In at present
Organization and systemi"
II have never hired or discharged
a cook or a chambermaid, and II
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21
ROLAND COTTERILI

ROLAND COTTERILL. secretary OF the
park board. is peeved- He writes us that
The Star quoted or misquoted him personally
about this roof garden matter. Far be it from
such, Roland. We guilty confess we haven't
even passing interest in what your, personal
views are. It's the park board we're worried
about.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

THE UNITED STATES will demand
that Germany. hereafter. shall do what Ger
many has already advised the United States
that she. in future. viii do Guess that set
ties it then.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

remains invisible to those who look the op
posite direction.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21
THE HEART

THE HEART must be trained" says
President-elect Suzzallo of the University of
Washington. Immediately the board OF re-
gents fires DR.. Hart.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

NEW YORK'S board Of health gives the
place of honor among school luncheons to
bean soup. bread and pruncs. with teacher
counting the prunes. OF course
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

SOME ONE charges there is trust ir
fountain pens. Imagine any one having trust
in fountain pens
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

A NEW ORLEANS girl broke her engage
mcnt TO Chicago man and demands that he
crawl to her on his knees before she'll make
up That man ought to start crawling due
north.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

OUR BARBER. who thinks one way. says
the Germans ar murderers for sinking the
Lusitania: our bartender. who think another,
declares the English officers ordered all Amer
leans drowned as soon as the torpedo struck
in order to accuse Germany. Truly we're a
grand little nation OF neutrals
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

JAPAN AND CHINA evidently con-
jugate it: Ultimatum, ultimator, ultimatist
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

A HUSBAND-WEARY chorus girl advises
all city men to marry "unsophisticated coun-
try girls" Only chorus girls and city men
think country girls arc still unsophistcated.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

MAYOR FIGHTS ADMIRAL WAY
says newspaper head. Does that mean he's Tor
or against larger navy?
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

SPEAKING OF the Power of the Press
A Chicago poet wrote poem called, Hail
straw hat day." and it did
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

ELLA WHEELER WILCOX advises hus.
bands to treat their wives as they do their
business partners II they ever DO the divorce
courts vii be jammcd
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

ENGLAND NOW talks Of fighting wit
similar expedients." 1t must be tough t
be killed by a similar expedient
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

SEATTLE SCHOOL board wants to know
: bow popular the demand for vocational train
irig in public schools may be. Our guess is
that it won't be as popular baseball, but
much more popular than botany-with the
kids
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

nj OW. his rule In the construc.
IN ton business was the same
AS II In at present
Organization and systeml"
u have never hired or discharged
a cook or chambermaid, and |
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-21

Boy Merchant---Yus. kind Idly.
there's SEWN ov ms at 'ome. ori
starvin' Muvver takes in wash.
In she do. but she's took hill.
Farvcr. e wos too kind-'earted.
q wos. " sed e wouldn't see
us starye, so e run away and left
ma
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-27
OLD FAVOR|TES
FOR EVERYBODY

AS previously announced, the Jour
nal is Offering a complete collection
of all the old favorite songs brought
together in one beautiful big volume
called Songs That Never Grow Old. +"
All of these songs have been COM
piled and selected with the utmost
care by the most competent authori-
ties and are printed and bound all to-
gether. making seven song books In
one volume. There are two stylos OF
binding, one In paper covers and the
other In heavy English cloth. The
contents are the same, but. of course,
the cloth binding IL more durable and
with ordinary care should last life
time.
An innovation in this edition are the
magnificent illustrations. These con
sist of rare galaxy Of sixty-nine Won
derful portraits Of the worlds greatest
vocal artists many In favorite cos
tunes The list includes Caruso, Tet'
razzini, Media, SlezalS, Farrar. Bonci,
Goritz, Scott, Fremstad and almost
fifty others. None of these portraits
have ever been shown IN a work Of
this character, and they are all repro
duced from copyrighted photographs
which have been approved by the art
lists themselves. Every reader will
want to possess this rare and unique
collection.
These books can now be secured at
the Journal office without coupons. al
AZ cents for heavy English cloth style,
and 40 cents for same bound in art
paper.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-27
ALBUQUERQUE LODGE
OF ELKS NOW HAS
OVER 1000 MEMBERS

albuquerque Lodge No. 4Gi, b. p.
q. f., now has over I 1000 members.
This mark was set last night with the
initiation of class of twenty candi-
dates at meeting whose attendance
also broke the record.
The candidates got all that was
coming to them. those who attended
say. The building was arranged So
that the victims could reach the lodge
room without being carried, but as to
their progress afterward, deponent
sayeth not
1t was the first initiation under
Judge George r. Craig and the other
new officers and many compliments
for their excellent work were heard.
The degree team came In for special
mention, from the members, and spe-
cial eXecration from the slaughtered
ones.
After the initiation a tasty banquet
was served in the clubrooms. Taken
altogether. it was a very successful
evening-for everybody but the twen-
ty-and they say il was worth the
bruises
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-27
SENIORS WILL HAND
CANE TO JUNIORS AT
HIGH SCHOOL TODAY

The first of the exercises that
mark the end of the high school year
will be held at 2:45 o'clock this after
noon at the auditorium, when the
seniors present the cane to the
juniors.
There will he no classes in the
high school after today. The Eek
ans will follow. The examinations
for the grades with the exception of
the first, second and third will be
held Monday and Tuesday. There viii
be no recitations for the grades, eX-
cept the three named. after Friday.
School viii close for the primary
graders next Wednesday at noon,
The Rev. Archie 1ooihaker will
preach the haccalaureate sermon for
the high school graduates sunday
and the commencement viii be held
Thursday night next week. The
eighth grade promotional exercises
Will be held next Wednesday after
noon
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-27
JUDGE FOR YOURSELF
Which is Better--Iry an Experiment
or Profit by an albuquerque
Citizens INuericucc.

Something new Is m experiment.
| Must be proved to be as represented.
The statement of a manufactures Is
mot convincing proof Of merit,
| But the endorsement OF friends is.
! Now supposing you had a bad back,
| A lame weak, or aching one,
! Would you experiment on it?
You will read Of many so-called
cures.
Endorsed by strangers from far
away places.
It's different when the endorsement
comes from home
Easy to prove local testimony.
Read this Albuquerque case:
J. NJ Vickrey. plumber, 1904 N.
Eleventh St. Albuquerque, says Il
don't hesitate to recommend Doan's
Kidney Pills. ] am sure that they are
a good medicine for backache and kid
ney trouble. In my case they brought
immediate relief from backache. |
know of another case where Doan's
Kidney Pills were used for pain in the
back, caused by weak kidneys Such
positive benefit was had that it proves
their worth beyond question"
Mr. Vickrey is only one of many Al
buquerque people who have gratefully
endorsed Doan's Kidney pills If your
back aches-if your kidneys bother
you. don't simply ask for a kidney rem
ledy-ask distinctly for Doan's Kidney
Pills, the same that Mr.. Vickrey had
the remedy backed by home testimony.
soc all stores. Foster Milburn Co..
Props, Buffalo, N. Y. when Your
Back is Lame-Remember the Name. -
-----s----
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-27
SCOTT WILLIAMS TO
GIVE TIME TO PAPER


ESPECIAL ooRHEsroHosncs TO MORNING JOURNAL
Cloudcroft, N. NJ, May 26~-Scott H..
Williams, editor of tho Weekly Cloud p
crofter, has resigned as secretary and
treasurer Of the Cloudcroft Business
Mems association, ana as a member OF
the roads committee Of the same or
ganization. lie gives as his reason
that he needs TO devote all Of his time
and attention TO the newspaper, and
Furthermore that lie desires to be alb
solutely free TO conduct the paper as
he secs fit
Many of the Clouderofter's editorials
In recent months have dealt with the
subject Of roads in the Sacramento
mountains, and Mr.. Williams feared
that SO long as he retained an official
position with the association, criti-
cism might be directed against the as
ISOLATION on account of his editorials
The association Will select Mr.. Will
liams' successor on June /
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-27
JUNE 4 IS DATE
{ FOR WH|RLW|ND
FAIR CAMPAIGN
Single Day 10 Be Devoted to
Securing Necessary Sl0,-
900, Which Is Expected to
Be Sufficient,

Friday at 10 o'clock at the
Commercial club the twenty-five team
captains and the members of their
teams will meet with the state fair
advisory committee FOR the purpose
of outlining the work of the subscrip-
ton campaign which Is to be conclud-
cd in one day Of strenuous work on
June 4, at which time II will be
$4,000 or nothing for the state fair
from albuquerque.
This method OF procedure was de-
yeloped yesterday following the first
meeting oi the advisory committee at
the club, meeting at which nearly
every member was present with plenty
Of pep and enthusiasm. The senti-
ment was unanimous that II win be
possible TO raise the amount that will
be necessary If a fair is to be held
such as is planned by the president
and others who have the work started
for the greatest state exposition ever
held in New Mexico.
It is expected that these twenty five
captains and committees will be able
TO cover the list of some 900 names
which has been made out in the one
day Of work by persisting from early
morning until late at night Each
VViili.i...e VIZ w 'equ,Ieu w N ~
ABOUT 'WenS -Io". peop'e uui,ls tne
uay anu s.euie .neI Supsei ipliui,s'
Au'oInopi,es VIII pe useu Ny .he "orA-
Sls, anu .nsl ol'i1eiis % 'ne ei'y VIII W
that Is being made.
"his.sc " i.'o'u f-aon @.'voo'
AS each tnousaku ~ auueu 10 wy
,lst We Mnisties ~ tne ol'y wiz suin
loos 'iie ii'loi iiia,iVn anu iuse .nei
inome,er 70 pe pIaeeu on ,he tower Ui
the state Na.ioiial pank puiiulhg WIZ
Ieslster .he temperature OF the state
lair enenusiasin as Iieasureu ~ we
suoscrlp.iohs ior the event mat are
peims recei'cu.
me auNlsory coiiiili..ee mas num-
per OF tiinss up lts Sleeve III me way
OF aaVertislng noVeIties "hien VIII DC
iooseheu Wltnin the next rev Gays
everyone VIII Know that there hre
committees 10 20 Out ana what they
are gong out aiter' Ihere VIII De no
DOUBT in the mind OF anyone that the
ialr workers are on tne Job with
determination 10 get what they are
gong aiter' no one doupts tlat tne
SUBSCRIPTION list VIII reach SlV,ooo
ana that those VINO nave gwen IN ior-
mer years WIN aud 10 ,heir supscrlp-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-27

george Kaseman, David Rosenwald
ana A. f, McCanna The COMMITTEES
on automobiles for the use OF the So
llcltlng committee Is composed of
John Milne, Reuben Perry and X. II.
futney. a. B. Stroup was named n
committee of one to see to it that the
workers are provided with lunch.
IN the advisory committee. NJ. Il.
Hickey is chairman, c. O. Cushman Is
vice chairman and h. w Wiley, Sec
rotary
A meeting of every horscma in the
city and surrounding country was held
at the Commercial club last night for
the purpose of discussing with Officers
OF the fair the, race program, After
long consideration OF the desires of
New Mexico horscmen, as well as
those from outside points, program
was selected which Is perhaps strong
er than any ever before published by
a New Mexico meeting II calls for
but four days OF racing. the committee
having dark horse for the
last afternoon of the lair in the way
OF amusement which IL will spring
upon The public later The four days
of racing will call FOR more races anu
purses IMAM has been given for five
days in the past.
1t was decided that harness races
VIII be run ON the every heat a race
plan. Tins means that no race VIII so
over three heats and that every driver
VIII have to go after the money frem
the time the starter says "Go." There
can be loafing for one or two heats
and then an awakening to take the
last three heats after some of the
horses are tire. It means more spec
tacular racing from the spectators
standpoint, and instead OF holding an
audience IN the grandstand Tor -four
or five hours to see two races, there
will be suappy three hour programs
of racing, harness and running, COM
bined with other attractions Of the
very best one thing is settled by the
fair management there is not TO be
one moment during the races when
there will be nothing TO see or hear.
Special for Green Horses.
The Tuesday races will lie "A 2:12
pace, 2;l7 trot and a ESQ pace for
green horses. This last race win give
the New Mexico PAGERS who have
never raced an opportunity, as well as
the out-of-the-state green horses.
"Wednesday there will be 2:24 trot,
also for New Mexico green trotters,
as well as for others outside the state
Thursday there will be q 2:15 pace,
a free-for-all trot and New Mexico
mixed race of 1850 PAGERS and B.
minute trotters, horses from this state
alone being eligible for entry.
Friday there will be a free-for-all
pace, 2i15 trot and 2;20 pace.
The purses will be announced in few
days when the race program goes to
publication in the stockmen's maga-
zines.
II viii be seen that there are to be
three races daily instead of but two
as has been the case in the past
However il is not likely that there
will be any more heats under the new
plan with three races than there We're
with two races under the old plan.
The Increased number of races will
invite more horsemen and horses to
attend AMI i'm that way will not prove !
as expensive as u smaller program.
There will be two running races |
each day with the exception of Thurs !
day. when there will be tire, includ- !
ing the Albuquerque derby at a mile /
and an eighth.