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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16
DOMESTIC SCIENCE AT
W0MAN'S CLUB TODAY

This is domestic science day at the
Woman's club. Mrs. Ives viii act as
leader and the following program will
he rendered.
Scientific Management IN the
Home" Mrs. Gleason
Vocal solo, Mrs McGriff
Tlhe Financial Problem of the
Housewife Mrs. c. May
Piano solo, Mrs George Everitt
Refreshments served by Mrs.
Seheck and her assistants.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16
LIBEL SUIT AGAINST
Ell DEFENS0R is BEGUN
IN DISTRICT COURT

The case Of Joe Mahboub. South
First street merchant. against the
MARYLAND Casualty company came 70
an abrupt end yesterday when Judge
Reynolds OF the district court directed
the jury 20 return verdict for the
defendant company. Mahbouh had a
policy IN the company insuring him
AGAINST burglary aud brought suit on
this because his store was entered by
burglars more than two years ago.
some goods and jewclry were taken.
The trial Of the case of Moses Sa-
Ncdra against the Torres brothers.
owners of Defensor del Pueblo OF so.
zorro, was begun, Savedra asks
$4,000 damages for alleged libel The
jury was empaneled but the taking of
evidence had not begun when court
adjourned until this morning.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16
Mining Company selects Officers

Santa Re. April 15.-The Bennett
stephenson Mining company, operat-
ing In the Organ mountains, this week
elected O. Joliffe, president: J. c.
Welsh. vice president G. b. Gill,
treasurer, J. /. Mccullough. secretary.
The organ Mining company elected
the last named, j. l. Mccullough,
president: j. H. May, vice president;
e, v Gill, treasurer, and Frank
Campbell. secretary
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16
Bows Come Near Starvation,

Santa Fe, April 15.--Four boys,
Felipe Herrera. Librado Vega, Ramon
Vega and Angel Caballero were
locked in a Southern Pacific box car
at Lordsburg a few days ago and had
a narrow escape from starving to
death. When they were released. on
the Texas-New Mexico border after
four days, they had almost persisted
from thirst and hunger.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16
Rates Now Being Printed.

Santa Fe, April l5.-Trafflc Mana
ger Black of the A. 4. & S. f., today
advised the state corporation com
mission that the summer tariff rates
from Missouri river points to New
Mexico points are in the hands OF the
printers and are on the same basis
as last year The Texas rates are re-
Iduced TO the same basis as the Colo
RADIO rates.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16

WEATHER REPORT.

For the twenty-four hours ending
of o'clock yesterday evening.
Maximum temperature. go; mini
mum, 81 range vs. temperature at
8 o'clock yesterday afternoon, b0i
southeast winds. cloudy precipitation,
- inch.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16

The Woman's Missionary society of
The Central avenue VI. T.. church will
give chicken lunch and home cook
ing sale Saturday, April IL. at the
Cudabac store. Fourth and Central, all
day. Lunch mt 1880,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16

Everyone Is cordially invited "a the
tea to IN given h, the Young ladies'
S0daiiiy of the immaculate tancep.
tion church. saturday. April IL, from
until 4. al the Wallace He~seidcn
home, 1911 West Roma avenue,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16
DEATHS AND FUNERALS
hose ANDRES Gutule.

Jose Andres Gurule, AZ years old.
died at : o'clock yesterday afternoon
at a local hospital The body viii be
shipped today by Fred Crollott. un-
dertaker 90 Placitas. II viii lie IN
state from to O'Clock this after
noon at Fred Croliott's chapel.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16

FOR RENT-lsoom. 25X50. facing
alley in business section. suitable for
plumbing or tin shop. or storage:
heat and water included. Apply this
office
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16
CITY WILL HAVE
UNIQUE EXHIBIT
FOR PHYSICIANS
Group Representing Slogan,
"Heart of Well Country" to
Be Shown at American Med
icaI Association Meeting,

Albuquerque climate is to ne extern
/ sively advertised at San Francisco and
I Seattle this summer at the national
meeting OF the American Medical as
ISOLATION and of anti-tuheTculosis
workers. The advertising VIII have
for its object the calling of the at
tentlon Of the medical fraternity to
the fact that the climate of Albuqucr-
que IL effieacious In the cure of tu-
herculosis and To the accommodations
offered to healthscekers In this city.
II. w Wiley of the publicity de-
bartment of the Commercial club has
secured space In the auditorium at
San Francisco where the national
meeting OF the American Medical as
ISOLATION is TO be held in June, last
| ing one week. A booth ten feet square
has 5een reserved for Albuquerque
publicity purposes. This will be at
tractively decorated, the main idea Of
the decorative scheme being a group
of athletic figures supporting an inn
mense heart, the entire group repre-
sentilg the idea of the Albuquerque
slogan. 'rhe Heart of the Well
Country"
In the booth will be displayed franz
ed photographs of Albuquerque and
the surrounding country, the scenic
attractions Of the state and paintings
CT the various health institutions and
resorts. Albuquerque literature will
be distributed to all Interested persons
and booklets descriptive of the sana-
toria.
Expect 5000 Physicians.
The American Medical association
expects that 5000 physicians from
every section of the country will be
in attendance at the national meeting,
and the publicity department of the
club believes that this is one Of the
great opportunities of exploiting the
New Mexico climate. as 2 considerable
percentage Of all persons who come
To- New Mexico for their health do so
on the recommendation Of a physl-
elan. A considerable number Of the
inquiries answered by the club come
from doctors who are DESTROYS OF
learning more regarding Albuquerque.
the climate and the accommodation
for healthseekers. The San Francis
co display will reach a great number
who are hut slightly familiar with
such facts
Before the national meeting a full
page display advertisement will APP
pear In the journal Of the American
Medical Association, 10 be paid for by
the private tuberculosis institutions OF
the city. The advertisement viii in
vite all physicians travelling to the
coast to attend the meeting to stop
over in Albuquerque for at least a
few hours. The special trains carry
ing the physicians will remain in this
city some time, and the Commercial
club viii attempt to secure sufficient
automobiles to conduct the doctors
about the city and give them a sight
Of the sanatoria here
Exhibit to seattle.
The Albuquerque display will be
moved from San Francisco at the
close of the meeting there and ship
ped to Seattle 10 be shown to the ma
tional meeting of anti-tuberculosis
workers among which there will be
hundreds of physicians specializing in
tuberculosis.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16

Refrigerators and porch shades nj
the kapple Furniture company. first
store ON East Central avenue. next 10
tracks.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16
GOVERNOR FIELDER is
PLEASED WITH PLANS
OF COMMERCIAL CLUB

Secretary Thomas Egan of the
Commercial club yesterday received 81
letter from Gov. James Fielder of
New Jersey saying he would be glad
10 take advantage OF the courtesy Of
the club when he arrives here May
~. en- route to California There will
be thirty-two in the party They Will
arrive here at a:45 a. m. and stay
until p m.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16
ROSE BUSHES-2-year-
old plants, $3.50 per dozen.
Albuquerque Greenhouses.

For Rent--Gdod ground floor Of
Zee room. next 20 Journal office. APP
ply journal.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16

CALIFORNIA STRAWBERRIES,
zoe PER BOX. JAFFA GROCERY
co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16
Henry's Delivery and Mes.
sengers. Phone 939.
IL. vi. WILLIAMS
Dentist

Rooms and 8, Whiting Building,
Corner Second and Gold.
Phone No. 6S4.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16

NANTED-Room and sleeping porch,
with meals, in private family. per
manent, no sick. Address A. B., care
Journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16

For dependable work and prompt
service, call Thomas, secretary of
Painters Union" Phone 652.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16

FOR RENr-Coziiy furnished three
room cottage. glass enclosed sleep
ing porch. electric lights. Phone
lsisW. Ills South High.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16

Livery and saddle horses. Trim
ble's Red Barn.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-16

Tie AIbuquerque display VIII be
moved from San Francisco at the
close of the meeting there and ship
ped to Seattle 10 be shown to the ma
tional meeting of dnti-tuberculosis
workers, among which there will be
hundreds of physicians specializing in
tuberculosis.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
BATTLE CRUISERS INCLUDED.
Navy Wants Cruisers Bigger and
Faster Than ANY Thino Afioat

Navy Wants Cruisers Bigger and
Faster Than Any Thing Afioat.
Washington. - Super-battle crllis-
bigger, faster and more heavily arm
ed than any war craft sfloat or build
ing and which will cost $4,000 900
each, will be recommended to con-
gress as a part of the navy building
program for next year Decision on
this step was reached at conference
between President Wilson and Score
tary Daniels and Representative Pad
gett, chairman of the House Naval
Affairs Committee.
Plans for such a vessel as is con-
templated already have been prepared
Taylor, chief constructor of the navy.
and are being considered by the Sec
rotary and members Of the General
Board
just how many OF the new type
ships will be asked for this winter
has not been determined Secretary
Daniels said after the conference
Cost Of construction Of navy craft has
risen since the outbreak Of the Euro
pean war with the consequent enor-
nous demand upon American re-
sources, some recent steel contracts
for the navy showing an increase of
81. per cent. Dreadnough+s which
also will be recommended for con-
struction this winter will cost $1S,-
100000 each, it is estimated, as
against 100000 for ships now
building Part of Ibis increase how
ever, is due to new hull construction
to provide greater protection against
torpedo attack
The number of ships of each class
to be urged probably will be agreed
upon within few days.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
Death OF Major II. r. sehenck.

Shelby.-Major III. F. Schenck, @pion.
Ger cotton manufacturer, legislator.
fnancier and friend Of education, died
in the Rutherfordton Hospital recent.
". He was president of the Cleveland
Mill and Power Company. -Lawndale
Railroad, board of directors Of board
of trustees of Townsville orphanage,
vice president Of Lily Mill and Power
Company. He would have been 80
years old In November.
No less than 1,500 people attended
the funeral exercises conducted in the
auditorium OF the Piedmont High
School, of which he was the proud
father.
Rev J. w. Suttle had charge of
the exercises and was assisted by J
v. Devenny, w. e. Abernethy and A.
G.. Irwin "a Civil War comrade. The
school choir furnished music. Princi.
pal w. d. Burns told of the Majors
friendship for the institution. Clyde
r. Hoey paid tribute to the Major
as a citizen and buJiness man. Con-
gresham Webb spoke of what he con.
sidered the Majors chief character
isttcs-kindness and liberality.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
NO DOUBT THAT RESlN0L
DOES HEAL SICK SKIN

When you know physicians have
prescribed resinol for 20 years in the
treatment of eczema and other itching,
burning, unsightIy skin eruptions, and
have written thousands Of reports say
ing: .It is my regular prescription
for itching" 'Resin9l has produced
brilliant results" "The result it gave
was marvellous I'm one Of the worst
cases of eczema" etc., etc., doesn't IL
make you feel that this is the treat
ment can relys-on for MY skin
trouble?" The moment resinol ONT
ment touches itching skins, the itch
ing stops and healing begins. Sold by
all druggists.-Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
OAR. CONFERENCE
TO RALEIGH next
DAUGHTERS or AMERICAN REvo-
LUTON CLOSE NOTABLE SEES
SION At WAYNEsvILLE.
FOUR OFFICERS REELECTED
TWO Day Session Closed With Eiabo-
rate eceptIon.-We Gather Pre-
vented Trip to Eagles Nest.

nesville.-Having reelected the
four state officers whose terms expire
this year and selected Raleigh as the
place of next meeting. the state con-
ference of the Daughters OF the Amer
lean Revolution closed its twoday ses-
nual session here with an elaborate
reception given at the home OF Mrs.
James Atkins.
This is second state meeting the
organization has held here, the other
being on the Fourth of July, 1900.
The delegates were welcomed to
the city by DIR. Joe Howell Way on
behalf of the city and Mrs. James At
kins ON behalf of the local chapter,
Mrs. C. w. Tillett of Charlotte reading
the response which was to have been
made by Mrs. B. d. Heath, who could
not be here The formal opening was
with America" sung by the confer
ence and an invocation by Rev. A. v.
Joyner, pastor OF the Baptist church,
in whose lecture room the sessions
were held
A feature Of the first session WAS
the presentation to the conference OF
Carson Wulbern, young SON of the
late Mrs. Mary Love WuTbern, or
ganizer of the body. An address was
to have been delivered by Mrs. r. e.
Little, of Wadesboro, state president
u. D. c., but she was not present
and a telegraphfc communication was
read by, Miss Grace Jones of Ashe-
vile.
The delegates had been looking for
ward to a trip to Eagles Nest, but
this could not be taken on account OF
disagreeable weather.
The officers reelected are: Mrs. 8.
NJ. Harriet, Tarboro, sponding
secretary; Mrs.-Jonn f. Wiley, Dur.
ham, recording secretary; Miss Cor
della Phifer. Charlotte, historian;
Miss Jessie Rogers, Wayhesviile, reg
istrar.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
Synod Meets In oastonia.

Gastonia.-The annual meeting of
che Synod of North Carolina will be
held in the First Presbyterian church
of this city beginning October 26S at IL
a. m. The meeting will last four days
or little less. adjourning some time
Friday, October 49, The sessions will
be opened with sermon blythe re-
firing moderator, Rev. r. p. Smith.
former pastor of this church. SEES
,sions will be held morning, afternoon
and night, and these will be open to
the general public.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
Want canaI closed.

Washington.-Lieut. Col Harding,
engineer in charge of the Panama Ca
nal. has sent a message to the sec
rotary of war at Washington, recon-
mending that President Wilson issue
an executive order closing the canal
until November 1. Colonel Harding
explains that it will be impossible to
clear the channel before that date and
perhaps not then. He favors refund
ing the tolls to those ships which have
paid them and are awaiting passage,
and also that arrangements be made
tranship the cargoes of the vessels.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
BIG OECL inc SHOWN
BY SECOND REPORT
REPORT SHOWS 2,eoo,oo7
BALES eIHNED PREVIOUS TO
SEPTEMBER 25TH.
CONDITION IS ONLY 6o.s
Total Cotton Crop For Year is sEsti-
mated at 1o,s5o, 900 Bales by the
Government OFFICIALS.

Washington. The second cotton
ginning report of the season, compiled
from reports of census bureau CORES
pondents and agents throughout the
cotton belt announced that o.9OO.0O7
bales Of cotton, counting round as
half bales, of the growth of 1915 has
been ginned prior to September %.
This compared with 3,39e.752 bales,
21.3 per cent of the entire crop, GIN
ned prior to September rs last year,
3,246,655 bales, or 1872 per cent IN
1912 and 3.O07,271 bales, or 22.3 per
cent in 1911.
Included in the ginnings were 3d.
263 round bales, compared with 1884
last year, 26,983 in 1913 and 1854.
in 1912.
Sea Island cotton included number
ed 1904 bales, compared with 1927
bales to September 25 last year, TO-
$40 in 1913 and 3.051 bales in 1912.
Ginnings prior to September rs are
as follows for the states named:
Alabama ..... oVS,ofo
Georgia .......... d1o,SG4
North Carolina ........... -S2,918
South Carolina ............. 259,O7O
Texas 1,14S,4oo
In announcing the condition report
and production estimate, the crop re-
porting board made this statement:
'@The cotton crop condition declined
8.4 points during the month August
25 to September Is, which compared
with an average decline in the same
period in the past ten years of 4.5
points. The estimated condition of
CO.'S per cent of normal on September
% forecasts a yield per acre of about
1853 pounds and total production
following a reduction of one per cent
from planted area for abandonment
of about 10,950.0 900 bales. Last years
production was 16,156,000. "A crop
less than 100000 bales would be
smaller than any crop since 1909.
| The next ginning report of the cen
sus bureau will be issued at 10 a. NJ,
October 25. and will show the quantity
Of cotton ginned prior to October 10.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
Child Denied Doctor; MansIauahte,

Child Denied Doctor; MansIaughter.
Asheville. William Marion Embler
and wife, Charles Plemmons and Lew
is Ramson, the last negro, were held
for trial on a charge Of mansgaugh-
ter following the returning OF a true
bill by the grand jury in which it is
charged that through their refusal to
allow physicians to attend 10-year-old
Ezra Embler they were responsible
for the child's death following a long
seige Of typhoid fever.
Allegations made by officers are to
the effect that they depndd on
prayer to cure the child and kept ply
sicians from the boys bedside. Their
prayers were continuous by day and
night; but the little fellow died.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
New orleans Needs $500 GOO.

New Orleans-Mayor Behrman an
nounced that he viii ask the city
council for authority to borrow $780,
900 as an emergency fund with which
to clear streets and repair municipal
property. It was announced all
schools would be closed this week be-
cause OF the damage to the public
buildings. Governor Hall has ordered
the adjutant general Of the Louisiana
National Guard to issue all tents ia
the state arsenal to relief parties GO
ing into the stricken districts below
here
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
"captaIn Bon. Pas.ee censors.

Ashevii1e. Captain Bob of the Nat
fonal Guard, the picture In which
Capt. Robert r. Reynolds OF this city,
the author, plays the leading role, has
been passed by the National Board Of
Censors and approved by the War De-
partment Captain Reynolds has just
returned from New York where he
exhibited the films before the war
Departments representatives. He
states that the production viii be re-
leased ct once and viii be shown
throughout the United States, under
aslspices Of the Nadonal Guard.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
Carefully Treat
Gildren's Colds

Neoiect of children's colds often lays I On
Foundation of serious lung trouble.
The other hand, it is harmful to cc en- IN
aIly dose delicate little stomachs VIII WHEN
ternal medicines or to keep the cnlioA
always indoors. ,.n, and
plenty of fresh air in the bedroom d.
rood application of Vick's "vap- - 6rst
Salye over the throat and chest at tne obars
SIGN Of trouble, will keep the little ;r
free from colds without injurlng lneA
gestions. 25c, 600, or $l.OO. x.bn
xnx aENIzME H4x ms zRH01 ."
NAPoRUB L.
ucK sssssss,'ss,s ma SAVE
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
Next 10 NOTHING.

why does your wife dry the clothes
I'm the cellar now? That isn't healthy
is it,"
Dunno. To tell the truth, daugh'
ter is wearing so little that mother ID
ashamed to hang the stuff in the
yard."-Judge.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
Whenever You Need q General Tonic
Take Groye's

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic L. equally valuable as Gen,
erai Tonic because it contains the wen
known tonic properties of QUININE ana
IRON II acts ON the Liver. Drives OUT
Malaria, Enriches the. Blood and BUILDS
mp the Whole System. SO cents ADV
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
in STERLING
LIVES A Girl.
Who Suffered AS Many Girl.
Do-Tells How She
Found Relief.
Sterling, Conn. am a girl of %
years and / used to faint away ever,

montn and was very
weak. I was also
bothered a lot with
female weakness. I
read your little book
Wisdom for Wo-
men, and I saw how
9th g rs h ad been
helped by Lydia E,
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound, and
decided to try it, and
it has made me faal
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
Oct. z, 1914.

Allies drove German cavalry
back from Lille and gained at
Roye.
Germans bombarded Lanaeken
because Of attacks by civilians.
Germans closed In on Antwerp
and crossed the Nethe.
Belgian government was moved
to Ostend.
Germans on East Prussian from.
tier checked Russian advance.
Russians sheiIed Przemysl.
Austrians reported victory near
Tesco, Hungary.
Canadian troops landed In Eng
land.
Japanese seized island Of zap.
British submarine sank German
destroyer off mouth Of River Ems.
Six Austrian torpedo boats sunk
by mines in Adriatic.
New York Stats Zeituns barred
from mails.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
I&1z
Lurinu Him On.

Old Boarder-How does it happen
that you gave that man the tenderloin
and me the tough end?
Waiter Grille hasn't decided to
stay yet.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
Oct. 6, 1914.

Desperate fighting on the Disc.
Allies gained at SCISSORS.
German column was at Lille.
Germans claimed victories near
Suwalki and AugustoWo.
Russian forces from Baltic forced
Germans back between WirbaiIen
and Lyck.
Austrians claimed victory at
Hzsok pass, but Cossacks were re-
ported 80 miles from Budapest
French laid mines In the Adriatlc.
German prisoners in France Sen
fenced to die for footing.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07


like a new girl and am now relieved
Of all these troubles. I hope all Young
girls will get relief as have. never
felt better IN my fe."-Mrs. JOHN
TETREAULT, Box 116, Sterling, Conn.
Massena, N. TT have taken Lv.
dia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
and highly recommend it. If anyone
wants to write to me / will gladly tell
her about my case. / was certainly in
bad condition as my blood was all turn
ing to water. Ihad pimples on my face
and bad color, and for five years l had
been troubled with suppression. The
doctors called it Armenia and Exhaus-
ton, and said I was all run down, but
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound brought me out all right. miss
.LAyIsA MYREs, Box "a, Massena, NY.
Young Girls, Heed This Advice.
Girls who are troubled with painful or
irregular periods, backache, headache,
dragging down sensations, fainting
spells or indigestion, should immediately
seek restoration to health by taking Ly-
Ola. e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
An Excention.

When man is in earnest about
looking for an opening he always.
finds IT, - = 8
That 30 How about the early;
morning keyhoIe z, -
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-10-07
Not Clear to Paw.

Little Lemuel-"Say, paw, can any
one see through glass?. Paw-.Cer-
talnly. son. Little Lemuel-"Then
why cant Uncle Joe see through his
glass eyer"