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Evening star., 1915-03-15
Leave Your Little Wants
AT
THE STAR BRANCH
One in Your Neighborhood
NORTHWEST.

NORTHWEST.
y Cap cor. Z, !. sre.. Parker's Pharmaey.
200 St. cor Mass ave. Hygeian Pharnacy ma -
ga ST. ST. cor r nd nsffsn s'so
.th st, cor. Z. GodenherR's Information Bureau
s,h . Roland wsaees
atb st. cor o. McGuire's Pharmacy.
1ith St. cor. .. Davis Pharmacy
18th ST., cor. p. Days Pharmacy.
1sth st., cor Col road Plsmer's Pharmaey; PHI. I1n.S,
saaa st. cor cor Sanssnands Psaf%:sz PR:sm.e,
25th St, cor. Pa. ave. Herbst's Pharmacy.
eoPr. ave- cor ane
Hor1ead place cor o:is. Holmead Pharmacy.
Pa. ave, 1905. Holtzclaw's Newsstand.
NORTHEAST.
y Cap. cor. St. Richardson's Pharmacy.
y Cap. cor- st. kensaly,s Phasmaey. ar
9th st. cor; X McChesney 4 Joachim, Waiter
11th St, cor. E. Cap. Lambs Pharmacy.
ST. eos So Cap N1W,1I.P hHsGn pssf
SOUTHEAST.
sta St, g. Roach Drug Co.
Sth St. cor. Eye. Weller's Pharmacr.
!ith ST. cor Pa. ave. Eealys Pha5usey,
SOUTHWEST.
1th St. cor. q. Sullivan's Pharmacy.
GEORGETOWN.
Wis. ave. cor: at: o'Donneil's Pharmacy.
Ssth St. ?, Prides Pharmacy
II St. cor. 3sth, welers Pharmacy.
ANACOSTIA.
1000 Nichols ave-. Bury's Drug Store.
AND THESE POSTAL TELEGRAPH
OFFICES:
United States Capitol.
Interior Department
Union Station.
Rond building. W. B. and A. Rwy. Once.
1872 Connecticut avenue.
1910 Wisconsin avenue.
11th Street Wharf.
Evening star., 1915-03-15
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

BAHGAISs in paying places at right PRICES;
terms and exchange considered on some-Etr.
rooming house on Grant place NV; rent. $50:
income. $lO0 no.; price $500. l1r. house near
18th and L.: cheap at $500. and 15r. house, 9th
St. $3.50: trade 12r. house near courthouse,
$500 Lunchroom Pa. your offer ac-
cepted; also lupchrooms at 500 and $3.50.
Motion picture theater at one-half value; terms
Wholesale liquor store s.w.: only $500. Shoe
repairing, 1ith ST.: price. $3.50. Laundry route
and good team: clearing $50 week: only $500
Poolrooms at $3.50, 800 and 81 900. Bowling
alley and poolroop. on transient ST., 500.
Cigar and newsstand. reduced to Sl1o. Drug
stores, 81 $50 and s., $50. Groceries at $500
$500. 81 300 and $500, and several ut in
voice. and many other places offered exclusively
by u.s. See US for results. Established 1896.
NEW YORK BUSINESS BROKERS. 14:3 II.
CAPiTAL-Middle-a aged business man Is willing
TO investigate substantial enterprise In or near
Washington, requiring services and cash. Ad-
dress s. 4. C., Star Office. l6s
COMMISSION HOUsE-Owng to age and i'll
health I will sell tho stock. fixtures. good
VIII and lease OF one Of the oldest produce
commission and jobbing bouses in the city. A
rare chance for q live business party with
capital. No other ssed spply. Address BOX
72. Star ONCE. 10s
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26

than had been estimated. Branching
ON he stated that ne favored street
paving. ..,l q 81 Y y gis
The following members were Iiam-
ed by Chairman Hammett as & solic-
.iting committee. to continue the Cam
paign Tor funds for the next YEAR:
Messrss 4, Tanie Watkine b 3B.
HIeeEleS 81 rs Gely ~. I B.ssasas.
Jno. w. LdDley. j. d. Rast. Pl E.
TCiinkscaies, IT, yE. Eigon and r. s.
Ligon. - &
Subscription cards were parsed
out among the audience and sub
scriptions TO the amount of 81 500
were secured. a great many contri-
DntoTs were absent from the meet
Ing. E
Secretary Whaley's report printed
in a neat booklet was presented each
member and received much favorable
comment. 81
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26
SPEED "THE DAYr

The practically unanimous voice OF
the chamber of commerce In favor OF
street paving. as evidenced last night
by the volume of applause greeting
every reference to paving Of Ander-
sons streets, was commendable. It
shows ths'spirit of get together which
has characterized so many forward
movements in this city. and we believe
now that there will no longer be any
doubt as to the passage of the paving
propositions, The commission is in
every way able and ready to handle
the proposition, and the people have
confidence intthe ability and integrity
Of this commission az whole, and
there is no doubt In any mind ths4t
street paving is badly needed. So there
are only two things remaining. and
these are the passage of the law. and
the opportunity to vote. These will
come In itIieslext few weeks. and then
there will b. less mud In Anderson.
Speed the day.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26
RUSSIANS MAKE GOOD soLpIERs
Need Better otiicers and commissary

Hanover. Jan. %. The Russian
RHoidier Is batter than Is popularity
believed, according to the letter of 4
German oiiieer. serving With the arniis
les In Poland. 3 Z: E S Is
Near L. we took about ], 900 pris..
oners." wrote the officer. $50 ths
report said. As d naatter or fact A 4
took about 2,09n, The first lot ~ Z as
more or less atiionsand, and then,
during the dat q hundred were gath.
cred here and another hundred there
3 1T is true that out hero. we do not
think much or Al thousand prisonerss
! Gut t. seeils TO be different out ir
the west I read for instance that we
had taken 221 prisoners there. and
no doubt. somebody said one French.
man or an Englishrian is.ii,e equivai-
en-. OF ten Russians 81
& Z But that IS not true. Among the
prisoners taken here there are many
well.bJiiit and strong fellows wish
Intelligent faces who beiieye 10 our
way Of thinning The trouble Is thas
he Is too much part OF Il niachine.
lf the Rnssian soldiers had our lead
srs and comm iseariaf. then France
would hare beer able 3ta do without
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26
A WISE CHOICE

We feel sure that we voice the senti-
ments of every person who Is at all
progressive. when We say that no bet
ter choice OF members to succeed the
directors OF the chamber OF commerce.
whose term of office has expired. than
was made last night. These gentlemen
all represent the progressive and new
spirit OF the city. and will stand for
the continued growth snd development
OF the city along proper lines. No bet
ter members could have been had than
those from whom the mantle OF office
fell. So there is cause for congratula-
ton all round. and we confidently lcok
for this infusion OF new blood to re-
suit in activity and growth.
For the consideration of this board
Of directors, we would urge more fire.
quent meetings of the chamber OF com
nierce. and the adoption of "The TreE-
ton Idea" Let the sphere Of influence
OF this organization be extended. and
reach out to the neighbor who lives
more than a few city blocks frcm the
court house. Make him feel that he will
be welcome to come and fraternize
and plan with his city cousin for the
growth of their county seat and their
county.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26
ANDERSON'S CONTROLLING
SPIRIT

The forces which for the past few
years have brought about splendid
development in the city of Anderson
and baterialiy aided in intelligent and
remunerative farming in Anderson
County. have been marshalled and
thoroughly organized or effective work
for the year 1915, and the best there
10 in every man should be forced TO
the front in the, determination to
make greater progress in 1915 than
in any previous year. Here are ideas,
taken, from, Town Development. that
should characterize every citizen:
am the community spirit.
/ In me is seen the composite of the
aouls of the dwellers in my commune
ty.
Through me is found expression of
the aims, the ideas and the ambitions
Of my people. 5ta
Fro4 me the world gets its impress
sfonsSof my community.
am NO better thsn the best that
create me, and no woroe than the
worst. ,-.a
i am the spirit OF my community.
For the sake of posterity; in the in
terest Of progress and prosperity; to
make life worth living in the com
munity. should be the highest type
Of community spirit.
1 can be OF q higher tyne if more
people strive to make me SO,
Won't you hetp9
'sa Cities pf today are what the people
living in them mske them.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26
suppor. Your l-oesl paper.

Southern Textile bulletin. ~ q,
Very few people realize how: hard
the press or the south has been hit
eince that'war began.
a local paper receives fits revenue
from foreign advertising, local ad.
vertising. and subscriptions.
Foreign advertising Is advertising
received from mail order house,
patent medicine firms, ETC.. from out
side She immediate territory covered
by the publication and such adveftis-
ing has to q large extent cancelled gbe.
cause OF the Impression that there Is
little buytng power in the south. at
this time. &
Local advertising has been serious.
ly cuftaiied because many OF the
local merchants have been In tight
places 10 collect accounts due by
farmers. Il
The papers must therefore, de-
peEd at thig time largely upon sub
scriptions and we appeal to the mill
people Of every town or village 10
aid their local papers to weather
this storm by paying what they owe
their local paper on subscription or
sendinG them a new subscription.
A local paper Is an asset "a 3evefy
town and village and Knowing sthe
serious financial condition of most
or them ct present we make this ap.
peal In their behalf. :. s ! ! 4 a e. (
EyerT dollar counts with q local
paper now and the amount nc the sub
scrfption OF the mill population would
tide over mapy OF them. s,
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26
.News 81 lie sestIef1ent,

sawmsiI cut two mon On two one
day last week, Hope to be able to RIve
their nS5nez 80 my next. 2
s big blaze lit the slsy, on tho fur
side cf town the other night. 1t was too
cold to 10 ard see what caused &.
Shouldn't be surprised to hear some.
ones hoyss burned down; I,
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26
konx Ealkh.

3. sDop,t believe All the January snake
stories yon hear, says The Whitsatt
Courier. We hayenst seen Il snake
WHOM We killnd scYesi With one won.
aisneli hlow fron an empty jng. &
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26

] 1t has been ruled that money bor-
rowed is not taxable. So. Mr.. Man
With.the-C -Coinu, II yoa want 20 avoid
paying tax on the eslucre, pass us over
q loan. = =
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26

:, The Columbia State has an editorial
ON when Taft Crossed lis Fingers =
When our friend has d dissertation on
that pedagcgus crossing his legs We,
shall read II.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26

We imagine the Germans are rather
blue over the loss of the Bieucher.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26
TI,a Weather.

South Carolina: Fair Tuesday, some-
what colder in east: Wednesday fair.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26

Ever helped move, q ss-* newspaper,
plant? Then cheer up;. you may get to
some dFysss Sslsaslgs q
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26

People Have Faith in the Flag OF
ENGLAND headline. "A little faith in the
marksmanship OF England might not
be amiss. !.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26

Weather Improving. says.a iaeadiine.
But It referred to the weathe. In The.
war zone.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26

]. Plusius had blue Monday as a
result Of his weekend groucb s III
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26

Ever etpetie.In0Fes---Sasss q sss newspaper
piants Then cheer up, you may get to
some d4yssss dsltissigs &
Weather Improving. says-a headiine.
But It referred TO the weather In the
war zone.
Some old-fashioned editors are still
! writing editorials on the Mexican situ-
alton. "a
THO Greenwood Journal says pro-
hibition is endnese... II sshsss. county. Ia
II practiced, neighbor?
Now that Thaw lis back In New
York we shall expect some sloppy
stnH in the yellow journals about him,
II ns.9t be mighty tempting to steal
q ride on that new steel train or the
s. BluHe- Ridge Railroad. ;
The attorney general OF the State
has asked perjnission to Probe mono
poles Hhsrefore this sudden activity? /?
4 ~ %
GSrinihy is Silent on Zeppelin Visit
Headline, It's probably well that
these visits are made. quietly.
zs----n---- ts.Ss X s
We suppose IL 1t hadnt been for this
weather we would have kept at Least
one OF our New Year resolutions until
now.
II Greenviile folk should like to get
. peep into their city's past. they
should take q look at Andersors.s i
streets about Row.
The paving commission is eonsider-
lag electing Its own treasurer. A few
more good 'licks lie that ana the bond
Issue viii be certain 10 pass.
IS; Co. ~ 81 n -
TheW again in the Tomba-- headiine.
And We shall never hear the last OF
him until his resting pinee is spelled
without the .,s. =
The mud on North Main street even
atoppea the automobile Gre trIick.
What chance has 8 privately owaea
machine. observing the speed laws. 81
getting thrcush the bogy
~ n q i
( The telephone people estabiishat
ieHg dsatahes yesterday betweea NeN
5 1oft end San ETanciscS. We ondef.
stand thes tolls on this line ess about
$ss for three mlnnsea sa,tin Thsrs.
fore, spe submit this ii ons Aastalcs
ssheFs te.s i not ehssp.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26

Some old-fashioned editors are still
writing editorials on tho Mexican situ-
alton.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26

THO Greenwood Journal says pro-
hibition is enaaese.. n sAa. county. Ia
1T practiced, neighbor? &
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26

Now that Thaw is back In New
York we shall expect some sloppy
atnif in the yellow journals about him,
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26

II1IS Sale mas Obtained.
astonishingly high
values and instantly
became a "booster
The momentum this
sale has achieved is
founded upon con1.s
petition-proof value
giving, and through-
business huinrning with,
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26

accomplished great things for Andsr-
son, and these Industries should be-
fostered by the Chamber OF Com
meree. ssl q
ss2asAe 6rasa Elevator = ,SsS
Mr.. Eaward III Eiehards OF Wiii6w
City, North Dakota, who has decided
to make Anderson his home, ana who
will erect o grain elevator here this
spring. WAS next introduced ana
Sspoke OK THE Grain Elevator. dc
told Of his decssion 10 come South
and enter the grain business. tgnd feiT
that there Is q great opening here f0e
O grain eloVaf6r ~ have had cold
water thrown on this propositio n
said klr. Rich Rfdss -i have been tod
.tEfat South Carpllaa needs grain aIS-
set2rs us much as North Dakota
teeds custon mills, Gut, said Mr..
Richards. Anderson WALL have 4
grain elevate and 1t viii s,icceed q
.Dpeaiae pe The Eheasge
Jisdse j s. Fowl Ier was intfodncssi
as a gentleman who had celshIsfel
his S0th birthday but who Is resf
only 40 years old Tic subject JUDGE
Fowler Was assigned SPas aOneniuf n,
the the6fre and began by saying the
ChAnlhef o6 CN7nnSS rec was entitled k6
the crefit for ortginafinE thiss isfesi.
The new tktefre stiil olsf On fhS
18th ot Ftbrqa5H and 4 iS ono a,ts IL s
IAost hand SOME Ia tlss SouIi. rfs.i ~
kaosFief said this hahdsomS rev
theatre Ind beeh built ct 4 icas cca a
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-01-26

II m..st be mighty tempting to steal
q ride on that new steel train OF the
: -BluHe- Ridge Railroad.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20
To MI i.Ik- and Their Friends

THE S,uth DlE.ta I,jks snrciaI train
a., -
''''7' wa" i"''
''''"' ON july D. al I'.I" H. u" Inc
NatortoWn sleeper VIII leave Water
own ON July 6 at 1870 an.
.,g ,.,,n t,,. .,.,.., ,u,t ~
49,.
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NV '',''' ,I'p '.n,"'" ''i' - 9'A.N-
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~ "''Nl, ""'S' nus 'I.' "'t' '"h' YOU
go '''9' ca" 90" > '"i'o'''' ''"''
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I'"1' 'S"'i''I oo''."'''7' ""S maui
I1'''9 l"1 '"' 'iSE'N' i'"".'', an" en-
= ,''"'.'''' '""o i"H '''' 'aMe'i P''r'
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All NIks intending TO 2" /" cantor
ma TINS year are expected 10 at once
iioLiI\ the iocal committee Vi arrange
ln"htS' Nj TRENDS OF ElhS WI" are
~r@coihmGn.ed by a member OF Water
Town '""Ne cdh ""la.i transportation
ana <" on tins SPECIAL train.
Remember you will have the best OF
recommendations. 4 SPECIAL tram which
will arrive in Los Angeles at ) p. m.
on iuly 10, splendid entertainment on
the way, the company ~ the best pfo-
pie On earth, together with the best
band IN South Dakota, u many other
Things which VIII max TINS an ideal
trip. If you are planning ON going to
California this year please advise the
committee Immediately, making your
deposit with them for your transporta-
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20
SOUTH DAKO1AE LKS PLAN
SPECIAL TO LOS ANGELES
Wa'ertowo Members To Have Own Sleeper Due To Leave
This City Fer Golden West on Tuesday, July 6~-Wjl
Join Big Push at Iroquois-Grand Trip Is Anticipated.

town nj special train $50 q. m. con.
n',l'"A az ~"I""h'nSS win 40. "'' al
49, L. "' ~" dI''E'"T az iFoHu"!S a
''"' a. Ill.,
Below is the schedule Of the spcc!a.
tram.
Leave Huron 1870 a.. m. July &.
Arrive Omaha 9 D.. m. JuIy 6.
Leave Omaha j. o.. m. midnight
.Iu}y i.
Arrive Denver , D. m. July Z.
Leave Denver ; a. m. .IuIv &
Arrive Colorado Strings $50 "A. N,
July :.
Leave Colorado Springs i "A. m JaI5
s.
Arrive Gleuwuod Springs s D.. IN
Julv <
Leave Glcnwood Springs $50 y. m.
July \.
Arrive Grand Junction $50 D.. IN.
s.
Leave Grand junction Ii.3O y. m.
.JuIv \.
Arrive salt Lake City il a.. IN. July
..
Leave Salt Lake city u y. M. july
q
Arrive Los Angeles ) =. m. july 10.
r,,, From, ly,,or,,,vr - ia,
G,utb Daknta sneciaI EIkS train
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20
IBlackface Band Of S38 Now BusIy Laboring On Program
of Melody and hlirth Destined To Outshine Even
its Proud Prior Claims To Fame

tlts' Big Minstrel bigger and better
Than even and with a most appetizing
menu of minstrclsy. especially designed
10 meet the demands uf the most fas-
tidious epicurc. 1t will he served at
the Met" the 21th, 18th aud gath. and
bv rcplcto with new and up-to-the-
minute aud a-minutc-ahcad features.
tho rchcarSalS as Witnessed by the
writer. guarantee beyond possibility OF
"A doubt.
Mon and things are getting busy at
tn" ,hrater In preparation for this big
event. Paper hangers. painters, rat
caichcrs, old clothes men, acuum
cleaners, and the local fire department
are now 10 work making extra prep
aralion t. accommodate" the big
crowds. TN" side walls Of the thea
tire are being pushed back, the root
raised, the floor dropped. and peep
holes let IN all around so as to let Out
the noise. The seating capacity viii
be increased to 2,37I. Some seats have
been greatly widencd in order that Wis
Ting brethren of unusual a%voirdupois
may not be checked. These will be re-
served for the heavywcightS that come.
strong disinfccting gCrnticidCS have
been attached to the places where
opera glasses ought To- be and You are
advised to use these freely after such
Jokes AS may appear to require its APP
%plic&ttou.
tiiiicr 4 Draper, or New YORK city,
scented. are the best known producers
IL, tI. IY.att,.gs I'Ap f,t,,gAat, ,sAn 40.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20

take part in This stu
%pcndOus First Part,
which opens with the
heroic 40 standing
and singing It's the
NrOn. Way to Get
the Money"
With the command.
.''i.cntic,ncn bc Seat
cd inicrlorutOr Me-
i'ariand. the storm
center around which
the cyclone Of wit.
Wisdom. ~Scrio-cODiic-
farce tragedy and
song ~ progra mined
10 do its worst. takes
charge.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20

This excellent pie
turc nv The Boosters
stan hr1i4t discovers
thr foot ON OuhiC
NOr the benefit OF
those familiar with
Am"liyanC>S only. we
VIII say that this -
French for The
" II ole Duruc Il
Work OF the IA
mouS SIS 'tlko MIN
strcl Troupe.
iG-ri DPi.t-ln-
Guiding jews, Gen
tiles. Catholics, Pro-
tc~iautS and Jim Mo
tiariand, ~intcriocutor.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20

Who is the Second Avenue woman
who complained 20 Doc Heinz that
the false teeth he installed for her
ratified when she rocked and always
woke up the baby?
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20

Ed Short what are you cutting
out of the paper"
Barker An item about q Californ-
ia man securing . 'livorce because
his wife went through his pockets
Short w hat are you going tn do
with it,"
Barker. "put II in my pocket"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20

Dick bradley says he experienced
ia decided shoes last sunday morn
ing when he felt a button let 20 on
his trousers. lie picked il up. put i
in his pocket along with a quarter he
had and went un To church. As usual
the collection was taken and the
shoot; came when he got home and
found the button sill IN his pocket.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20

schwartz, the pianist, has wonder
ful power. He can make o feel
hot or cold. happy or morose. at will.
That's nothing new. So can our
,auitor:
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20
1nipottant y

1nipoitant-"IVho IAN furnish
clear definition of a poltician?" in
CURED Stitz Way.
II can said +. |. Lampy. 1T
which party do you REFER"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20
NOT HIS WORK

Lady, Conductor, Tho man is
treadins on my feet said the lady on
the trolley car.
Rill Davy L have nothing To do
with the traffic regulations. lady" re-
piled Bill.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20

Who is the Maple street man who
complained hat sam Ness cut his
~rousers so high he used the waist
band for a ci,est-protector.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20

Mrs. r.. i. q. Elk: do you ever
~fiatter your husband? ?"
~Su.fia2ette: Yes. ! sometimes ask
his advice about things
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20

Alfred Hangar: Il hear your de-
pnsito"s are falling off"
l. r. Morris: Yes they can't keep
a balance"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20

There's nothing on earth like \
minstrel performances to chmse away
the blues. Gall Al Fields on the
Ilong distance n ascertain f0r your
IL this Int 20.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-05-20
Too impatient

earl AlcBath, twaiting FOR the lady)
is your daughter coming out next
winter"
Father: She'll come ont when she's
good aud ready and II yen git fresh
III knock your block OF