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The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30
Selfish AutomobiIist.

In an argument about world politics welt politik-Senator Lodge said the other day in Boston:
 "The morality of too many govern ments seems as frankly selfish and as frankly unjust as the man Smithers.
 "As Smithers, Havana in mouth, came out of an expensive restaurant and started to get into his automobile a creditor held him up.
 CT tell you what it is, MT. Smith ers,' said the creditor, you wouldn't go riding round in fine automobile like that if you paid your debts.'
 "'Ha,' said Smithers, quite right! My point of view exactly! Glad to know you're in agreement with me. The golf club, Alphonse.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30
Plan Humane Sunday in May.

The American Humane association, a federation of societies and individu- als for the prevention of cruelty, re- quests clergymen of all denominations throughout the country to observe Sunday, May 23, as Humane Sunday, calling attention to the need for pro- lection for suffering and helpless chil- dren, and also for unfortunate ami mals.
 Dr. Wm. O. Stillman, president of the association, Albany, N. r., will send literature to all persons interest ed in the work of humane societies.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30
Cheaper Plan.

oee' said the. man who reads, 'o oflng sleep to insomnia vic-
 an English woman has invented .ppei j, ,. aus to flow water or medi- ,iquias on the forehead gently !. 'ne desired result is attained. !, < ~. uo you think of that, Pat?'
 1,e' ts | think it would be cheaper t
 the hose on 'em."
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30
Then Was the Time.

Dr. Wilmington Ingram, the bishop of London, is possessed of a some what cynical wit. He was once en- gagged in conversation with very bQldEtious man, who was boring him terribly.
 What fine life bishops must be?' exclaimed the bore, enthusiastically. q would give anything to change places with your lordship for just one hour to experience what it must be like"
 "Ah," replied Doctor Ingram, fer vently, q wish you could this very moment"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30
|SYFLY KILLER
Taking Precautions.

n n. Mulllgan," said Dennis, you
 nave binifI1ted by the death of
 moeher-in-law, for whom you had
 , aHeetlon while she lived" did.'
 Enat did she leave your"
 ne le1t me alone-isn't that u' l Understand you've been t'ns a hundred dollars, if you've ;, cent to get her out of purga- nisht now, and isn't it worth it |e' her out before I get in?"-Ex-
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30
What Kind of Limb?

Uncle Sol threw aside the letter he was reading and uttered an exclama- tion of impatience.
 "Doggone!" he cried Why can't people be more explicit?"
 What's the matter, pa?" asked Aunt Sue.
 This letter from home," Uncle Sol answered, says father fell out of the old apple tree and broke a limb"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30
Pleasant Prospect.

Countryman (buying a cigar)-I hope this isn't one O those weeds that burn out in no time at all. I want good long smoke.
 Tobacconist (impressively) - Mine friendt, dat cigar will last till you vas sick of it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30
Place of Amusement.

Redd-You know London has an automobile museum.
 Greene-We ought to have one in this country. It, no doubt, would be an amusing place.
 Why an ampsing placer" funny tricks"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30
How Sam" Registered.

Not far from Lexington lives a young farmer, Sam" Woolridge, who found occasion to stop at the Phoenix. in Lexington. Just before MT. Wool ridge registered James >B IL. .ggin of New YCfk, owner of the beautiful Elmendorf stock farm, walked to the desk and wrote: James B. Haggin and Valet, New York"
 MT Woolridge was the next to reg ister, and this is what he wrote: Sam Woolridge and Valise, Versailles"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

Smile, smile, beautiful clear white clothes. Red Cross Ball Blue, American
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

The fiaring skirt might cause a sen sation if the wearer jumped at con- clusion and failed to land on her feet.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

No man is qualified intelligenly to discuss the leisure" classes until he has run for office.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30
In the CIoudIand Flats,

Harker-Do you live downtown? Parker-No; twenty-three stories up.-Indianapolis Star.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

Maybe they say silence is golden because it is about as rare as the yellow metal.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red. Weak, Watery inst Eve comfort. Write for Book of the Eye by mail Free Murine Eye Remedy Co.,, Chicago
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

Many a man seeks job as janitor so that his wife can do most of the work.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

For thrush use Hanford's Balsam. Get it into the bottom of the affected part. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

To stop bleeding use Hanford's Bal. sam. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

|do en no one will say kind word of Gio @u man it is sign that he did
 lie quick enough.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

o. oi sympathy is wasted on un.
 OeS and henpecked husbands.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

It's sometimes easier to settle down than it is to settle up.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

t iowly egg has the best of man. 'ho.. a ohe respect; it can spread it. 'etter after it is broke
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

lannG9rl clear white clothes delights AHiess All es who uses Red Cross Ball
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

A flaming necktie is no sign that there Is red blood behind it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30
eoloen Rule in Rusinese

,r aeH HuIe m Business.
 ~ seC your moneys worth every
 1, ihaniords Balsam is guaran-
 " cure ailments and injuries that or o reached by external application os s' money will be refunded by the ,a 1ettlng a bottle now is like -e out Insurance. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

Pursuit of wealth Is the great hu- man hurdle race.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

A fat stranger passed down the street yesterday. "Who is the diri- gible?" Eph Wiley asked.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

Probably the most worthless opinion is the average mans prediction as to the result of prize fight
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

Nothing makes a man so quickly forget that he has been tilted as the society of another woman.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30
Gossip.

"Why didn't you keep the secret I told your"
 Why didn't you keep it yourself?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

 INTERNATIONAL. SUNlESQlO0L,
 LESSON sSy S. U. SELLERS, Acting Director o4 1 9unaay school Course, The Moody Bible Institute, Chicago, Ill.) ' i'ioie
LESSON FOR MAY 2
SAUL TRIES TO KILL DAVID

@ LESSON TEXT-I Samuel 1s1-19
 GOLDEN TEXT-Whoso nut+et,, ,,,. ep.as epust In the Lord shall be safe @prn1r llrs
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-30

Important to Mothers
 Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-03-12
RIvES.
o. e. S. Saturday afternoon.

O. e. S. Saturday afternoon.
Mrs. T. A. Cummings and Miss Eu-
line Cummings visited in Union City
Saturday.
Messrs. Clinton Calicott and Walter
Warren were in town Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. L. Phebus visited
across the river Monday and Tuesday.
Mrs. Baxter Cummings and son, Max,
of Fulton, were weekend guests of rel
atives here.
Grover Petty attended to business at
Jordan Monday.
Mesdames e. H. White, Mel Smith
and J. 7. Holloway went over to the
city Tuesday spring shopping.
Prof. and Mrs. S. B. Hays visited in
Union City Saturday.
Mrs. Ed Kirkland and children, of
Union City, were late guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Harry Webster.
Mrs. Roscoe Kitchell reports an incu-
bator hatch of over eighty per cent of
chickens.
Mr.. and Mrs Leslie Shore are spend
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-03-12
A Great Sorrow to the State.

Scarcely with any warning Hon
HUI G.. Anderson, Speaker of tn
State Senate, passed away Monda,
night in this city, where he haC
arrived the day before to resume his
arduous duties in the Legislature
When he became i'll it was an
nounced by the attending physician
that he was a very sick man, but
his many friends hoped that he
would soon recover and be restored
to his family and the State be en-
abled to go on with his work. They
were not prepared for the sudden
termination of the attack. They
were not prepared for the sad news
which came to them late Monday
night announcing the death of a
man whose service promised so much
for the welfare of the common
wealth.
Speaker Anderson was elected to
the State Senate from Madison.
Chester and Henderson counties. He
was chosen because of his worth,
which had been demonstrated in a
long, successful and useful life spent
in upbuilding and promoting the
best things relating to the citizen
ship of the people among whom he
has lived. He was chosen because
of the confidence the people had in
him and the belief they entertained
that he would serve faithfully, ably
and we'll the great State of Tennes-
see in the performance of all the
public duties that he might be called
upon to perform. Sharing in the
good opinion and profound respect |
entertained for him by the people |
who elected him the rest of the
senators agreed that he would be
In ideal Speaker, and when they
elected him their action met the ap-
'roval of the people of the State,
is 1t was conceded that the Senate
lad in him presiding officer who
would be always just and fair in
lis rulings and unrelenting and un-
fielding in his devotion to the best
interests of the people of the State
HUI Crump Anderson was born in
dcNairy County, West Tennessee,
february 2, 1851. He was of sturdy
cotch-Irish stock, which manifested
tself in later life. He was the son
f William Taylor and Mahala Wis
ON Anderson. His father was
Merchant and farmer.
He was educated at West Tonnes
ee College at Jackson and at Cum
erland University, Lebanon, where 9
is son, Hugh c., Jr., was also edu-
ated. He graduated from Cumber-
md in 1873 with high honors. 4
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-03-12

A few days since the following guests
spent very pleasant day in the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. w. V. Carter: Mr.
and Mrs. ]. S. Bean and daughter, Miss
Sallie; Mrs. o. H.. Clemmons and son,
John F., and Mesdames Tom Starnes
and Tom Palmer.
The F. and A. M. Lodge met in
special session Thursday night to con-
fer the degree of Fellowcraft upon E.
l.. Wade, of Number Seven.
Miss May Brown, of Maple Slope,
was the mid-week guest of her aunt,
Mrs. Dell Harper.
Mrs. Henry Tune reports the gather
ing of 10 eggs from her poultry yard
Monday. If anyone can beat this Mrs.
Tune wants to exchange eggs with them.
Clean up and paint up season has
struck this vicinity. Mrs. w. G. Petty
has added very much to her home in
the way of conyeniences-pantry, bath
and fixtures. The residences of r. L.
Harper and Mayor Mcneil will be in
the hands of the carpenters this spring.
Both homes, we understand, will be en-
larged and modernized.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-03-12
ng a few days in Nashville.

ing few days in Nashville.
Thursday of last week Mesdames
John Thorne and I. P. Palmer spent
the day in town in the delightful home
of Mrs. Laura Hutcherson. They felt
highly honored in the fact that Aunt
Jane, now in her eighty-third year, put
her quilt piecing aside for the day. We
would just like to know how many
quilts Mrs. Dickey has pieced of late
years. Long since she has stocked all
near relatives, and numerous friends
boast of the gift of some of Aunt James
beautiful patchwork.
The o. E. S. convened in special ses-
sion Tuesday morning, receiving into
membership Mesdames w. L. White,
W. o. Massengill and ]. F. McMichael,
all of Union City. Mesdames j. ].
Melvin, W. L. Bryan and s. E. All
mond were also down from the county
site in attendance.
Miss Missile Harris visited relatives in
Union City several days this week
Caesar Palmer, of Number Thirteen,
was down the first of the week, guest of
south of town.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-03-12

Shortly after finishing his law
course Mr.. Anderson began his ac-
tive public life. He entered the
practice of law at Jackson, and in
1874-75 he served as city attorney.
In 1884 he served one term as May
or of Jackson, and from 1893 to
1908 he served fifteen years as May
or of his city. At last he refused
to run for Mayor again, his last
term being in 1908. He has three
times been a member of the Ten
nessee Legislature, in 1879, 1881
and 1915. For many years he prac-
ticed law with the late Judge E. L.
Bullock.
Mr.. Anderson had been connect
ed with two national expositions
and was always found willing to
help any movement looking toward
civic improvement. In 1906 he was
a director of the Tennessee Centen-
NAL exposition and in 1904 was a
member of the Tennessee commits
sion to the Louisiana Purchase ex-
position at st. Louis. In 1896 he
was also a member of the election
commission Of Madison County. I'm
der Clevelands first administration
he served as assistant United States
Attorney for the Western District of
Tennessee.
Mr.. Anderson was married three
times. His first wife was Miss Hell
en- Bond, whom he married in 1876.
His second wife was Miss Emma
Burdette, to whom he was married
in 1889, and his third wife was
Miss Lena Myers, whom he married
in Septmber, 1895.
The death Of Speaker Anderson is
a loss to the State and a blow to
his family and friends. 1t has
great sorrow among the
people of all classes without regard
to factions or parties, for his I'M
timely taking off is viewed as moth
ing short of public calamity.
The end came quietly and peace
July, for HUI Anderson in the hour
If death was the same brave man
hat he had been throughout his
course through life. He met the
nexorable decree of Him who does
III things we'll as he had always
net whatever came to him in life,
'oing peacefully to his reward with
he sustaining belief that he had
riumphed in the struggle on earth
nd was unafraid to accept that
which is in store for him beyond
he grave. AS he had lived, he
led, brave and good man.-Nash-
lille Tennesean.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-03-12
THAT TIRED FEELING.
Do You CONTINUALLY FEEL SLUGGISH,
DIsINTERESTED?

If you do, it is probably caused by
your liver. When the liver fails to per.
form its functions properly, the system
becomes clogged with poisonous mat
ter that weighs you down mentally and
physically.
The liver gets out of order very easily,
and if neglected, chronic trouble usually
results. Don't delay if you feel badly.
You knowingly lay yourself open to life
long pain when you allow yourself to
continue in run down condition. Cure
yourself quickly with the natural veg
etable remedy, LIv-VER-LAx. 1t has
all THE EFFECTIVENESS, BUT NOT THE
EFFECT, of calomel.
Genuine LIv-VER-LAx bears the like
ness and signature of L. K. Grigsby,
and is guaranteed to give satisfaction
or modey refunded. Insist on it. For
sale by Divers Red Cross Drug Store.
ADV.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-03-12
NUMBER SEVEN.

Miss Ollie Harris is visiting friends il
Fulton.
A large crowd of men attended th,
Joe Scates sale near Mount Pelia las
Tuesday.
Miss Gladys Sanders is visiting hel
aunt, Mrs. Wilson, at Martin.
Mr.. Obie Cravens, of Chicago, is Wis
iting his parents and friends.
Mr.. Grady Chitwood has returned
from visit in Fulton.
Mr.. Harry Menter was a week END
guest in Paducah.
Mrs. Harris Wagner is reported bet
ter after undergoing an operation.
Mrs. Bizwell is at home, after visit
with her daughter, Mrs. Hunt Roper,
in Union City.
Misses Louida and Beatrice Wilson
have returned home to Martin, after
visit with relatives here.
Mrs. Joe Howard is visiting her son,
Clyde, at Clayton.
W. G. Hogan was in Union City Fri
day on business.
Misses Bessie and Lille Cravens, of
near Gardner, were the Tuesday night
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Walker.
Mis-, Elsie Woodfn, who teaches at
he Parrish schoolhouse, was with home
olks near Shady Grove.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-03-12

Use the best and get the best re-
suits. Lime-Sulphur Solution of the
highest quality at FRANK C. Web
MANS
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-03-12
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The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-03-12

You've tried the rest, now try the
best-Jersey Cream Flour.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-03-12

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New Britain herald., 1915-12-21
GLOVES

You can get nothing better. Then too you can make quick selection. These here worth noting. BACMo WASHABLE, pique sewn, one- clasp style, tan and ivory, $1.OO.
 BACMO CHEVERETTE, washable Gloves, one-clasp, pique sewn, ivory, canary, pearl, grey, tan, putty and black, selling for S1 50 pair. f OUR "VIREx" GLOVE in overseam and pioue sewn two-clasp, in all colors. white and black s1.5O pair. MOCHA GLOVES one-clasp, with prix seams grey, $1.5O and s2.OO.
 SILK LINED MOCHA Gloves, one-clasp, tan. grey, and black Great values for Sf OO and $1 50 pair. A
 WASHABLE DOEsKIN Gloves prix seam style, one-clasp, in white, $f.OO and $1 50 pair.
 TWo-CLASP GLOVES, Dents, prix seam, sewn. tan shades, $2.OO pair. tEaf
 OUR "ADLON" GLOVE, highest grade French kid, two-clasp, all the latest shades,, putty. sand ivory, grey, white, and black, with self or contrasting stitching $2.OO.
New Britain herald., 1915-12-21
Ar, Old, Family Cough Remedy, HOn,e-Made Easily Prepared - Costs Very Little, but is Prompt, Sure
 and Effective

By making this pint of old-time cough syrup at home you not only save about $2, as compared with the ready made kind, but you will also have much more prompt and positive remedy in every way: 1t overcomes the usual coughs, throat and chest colds in 24 hours-relleves even whooping cough quickly-and is excellent, too, for bronchitis, bronchial asthma, hoarseness and spasmodic croup.
 Get from any drug store 212 ounces Of Pinex (50 cents worthy, pour it into 8 pint bottle and fill the bottle with plain granulated sugar syrup. Full directions with Pinex. Keeps perfectly and tastes good.
 You can feel this take hold of cough or cold in 8 way that means business. It quickly loosens the dry, hoarse or pain full cough and heals the infamed mem branes. It also has a remarkable effect in overcoming the persistent loose cough by stopping the formation of phlegm in the throat and bronchial tubes.
 The effect of Pine on the membranes IS known by almost every one. Pinex is g most valuable concentrated compound of genuine Norway pine extract combined with guaiacol and other natural healing pine clements.
 There are many worthless limitations of this famous mixture. To avoid dis appointment, ask your druggist for "21s ounces of Pinex," and do not accept any, thing else.
 A guarantee of absolute satisfaction, or money promptly refunded, goes with this preparation. The Pinex Co.,, Ft. Wayne, Ind.
New Britain herald., 1915-12-21
HENRY FORD REJECTED.
.sWeak Heart" Keeps Him Out of Un- cle Sam's Marine Corps.

Philadelphia, Dec. 21-A man named Henry Ford applied for en- listment today at the local Recruiting office of the United States Marine Corps.
 1T have been doing piece work" he told Sergeant Walter B. Carel who questioned him regarding former em- pIoyment, with view to determining the mans moral fitness for Uncle Saro's sea soldiers.
 Carel gasped in amazement and was writing down If. o. D. Detroit ana other irrevelant things on the appll- cation blank, when Henry Ford sup rlemented his statement with, ''you see I am a molder by trade, and I've been working piece-work' on truck castings over at South Bethlehem.' y
 Ford could not pass the required examination, however, and was reject ed by the medical examiner for weak heart"
New Britain herald., 1915-12-21
FARMLAND"

Filled with suggestions for Gifts to the little tots Will tell of some of them.
 There are KNIT BOOTEES, plain and hand embroidered BIBs, dainty SHOES in tan, white bronze and black, one, two and three year sizes.
 KITTENS, white and colored, from tiniest size to years old.
 SWEATERS Leggins, Cap and Mittens to match, blue, rose and brown.
 KNIT SACKS, soft and warm, all white, or white with colored borders.
 BABY AFGHANS, knit ones, silk ones, or made of pretty Eiderdewn.
 WE HAVE ROMPERS in white, smocked in dainty colors, also blue and pink Pop lin and French Gingham
 IRISH DIMITY ROMPERS, white smocked with color, and every day Rompers of every kind and color
 SLIPS AND DRESSES the daintiest white ones, plain and lace trimmed. Also pretty Party Dresses for 3, and year old girls.
New Britain herald., 1915-12-21
LADIES ! SECRET TO
 DARKEN GRAY HAIR
Bring back color, gloss and thickness with Grandmas recipe of Sage
 and Sulphur.

Common garden sage brewed into heavy tea, with sulphur and alcohol added, will turn gray, streaked and faded hair beautifully dark and 1uxuri ant; remove every bit of dandruff, stop scalp itching and falling hair. Mixing the Sage Tea and Sulphur re- cipe at home, though, is troublesome. An easier way is to get the readyto- use tonic, costing about 50 cents a large bottle, at drug stores, known as ssWyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com pound" thus avoiding a lot of muss.
 While wispy, gray, faded hair is not sinful. we all desire to retain our youthful appearance and attractive ness By darkening your hair with Wyeth,s Sage and Sulphur, no one can tell, because it does it so naturally, so evenly You just dampen sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at a time; by morning all gray hairs have disappeared. After another application or two your hair becornes beautiful dark, glossy, soft and luxuriant and you appear years younger.
New Britain herald., 1915-12-21
25 KNOT SUBMERSIBLE
Five Submarine Boat Building COm- panies Studying Plans for Two Craft.

panies Studying Plans for Two Craft.
 Washington, Dec. 21.-Five sub- marine boat building companies are studying plans of the two 25-knot fleet submersibles designed by the navy de- partment, which recently advertised for bids on construction. One com pany, it was learned yesterday, is preparing it's proposals for a steam turbine drive for surface running as planned by the department Other bidders may follow the same course CT submit alternative bids for oil en- zine propulsion machinery.
 Four submarines of the L class, the ], 2, and 4, it was said today, soon will be ready for another official en- durance trial, engine trouble having prevented their acceptance by the government on previous tests. The lubricating systems for the engines gave the chief trouble, it was said, and Secretary Daniels said the build ers now reported that they had over- come the difficulty and would prepare immediately for new trials. The other seven boats of the l. class will not be ready for trial for some months, two of them not for year. The contracts call for delivery in the spring of 1916 or 1917