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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-23
Attorney law. 500 Cot Bnildtns
OF DEE Of -FgnLIGAIIoN.

100 ORDER OE PUBLICATION.
STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA.
At Rules. held, in the. ONCE OF the cleEk
of the Circuit Court OF Harrison County.
the following order was entered:
Guy Flanagan. doing business under the
name OF Weston Granite & Marble WORKS,
VS.. In ChnocerS.
r. W. Lake, and Benjamin B. Jarvis:
attorney in fact for Burton D. White and
object OF Suit.
The general object Of the above styled t ed
whites Addition" to the Town 4, Of clark =
II Subtraction of debt of One Hundred
thereon Accrued since the srd day Of April,
1915, for the payment of which nm attach
sn1ent has been levied on said Lot, and the
appurtenances thereunto belonging, owned
And Il appearing from nm afhdavit hIed
in said cause that r.. w. Lake Is a non
resident Of this State, It is ordered that he
of the first publication OF this order md
do what is necessary to protect his inter
ga Giv ealS Under my hand this the end. day
of August. 1915.
C. n. Pew.
S II. WADE coFFMAN, Clerk.
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SALE OF THE REAL EsTAE OF
NANNIE R. l.OWE, ISANKRUFE. a

BY virtue of the authority vested in me
by nm order entered In the matter o.
Mamie r.. Love !, Bankrqpt: on stt the I'd I'd
of the referee in Bankruptcy, in the iDts
trict Court of the United StRtes>for the
Northern District of West Virginia. l VIII
otEar for sale and sell, free and acquit Of
liens, subject, however, to the life estate
of Mary {. Lucas, at public cutlery at the
front door of the Court House of Harrison
County to- the highest and best bidacf.
On, the 28th day of August. 1913 at go
O'clock, 2. 81, the following described
The one third undiyidel interest Of
Maize Il. Lowe, bankrupt, In n. tract of
land containing 2s4 acres, situate on
Shipn's Run, In Clay District Harrison
County, West Virginia. and being the
Lowe Lucas .fdrm, between McAlpln and
Shtnnston. the waters OF said Shinns
Run. The con1 underlying said farm has
been. sold, but the oil and gas interests
TEXAS OF SALE: One third cash on
third in twelve months. with interest from
date on deferred Payments. with good per
sonal security on the notes and vendor
Hen to be retained to further secure the
purchase money notes with option, how
ever, to the purchaser % pay hs nrch
more than the one third cash he may
go EDMUND F. GARRETT.
Trustee of Estate OF Mamie II. Dove,
Bankrupt
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TRUSTEES SALE,

TRUSTEES SALE.
OF the estate of Joseph K. KNOWLES and
Edward 6. Walsh. trading as knowles aud
walsh and Joseph E. knowles indtyt-
uuaiiy bankrupt. in bankruptcy at 324
West Pike street, Clarksburg, West VIZ
The estate consists of the stock, fixtures
and furnishings OF the Metropolitan Hotel.
lunch Room and Pool Room and includes
i've pool tables, one billiard table with all
fixtures large safe, three cash registers,
one large Refrigerator. piano, two large
mirrors fifteen side mirrors, four counters,
desk, twenty-four >counterstools. arc lights:
hat racks. electric fans, pictures. mounted
kitchen equipment, dishes. butchers block,
and Deciding for twent i've hotel rooms
together with other articles too numerous
Pursuant to order in the above named
proceedings the undersigned trustee. viii
sen m q said stock och 81, Of seSods stc ON
O'CLocK IN THE AFTERNOON
all liens subject to the confirmation Of
the United States District Court for the
Northern District of West Virginia where
in these proceedings are now pending.
TERMS:-Cash in hand on day of sale
For further jnformation call
GEORGE r. JACKSON.
ii
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Washington News

Thursday at the home of the brides
brother at Ronlney by the Rev. Dr..
Brooks OF the Presbyterian church.
in the presence of a limited number
of personal friends and relatives.
After their Honeymoon the couple Will
be at home to their friends at Blue
Top Farm in Hampshire county. A
party OF friends from this city at
tended the ceremony.
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Wide Interest Aroused by Ex-
pertinent of Taking Them
into Homes.

NEW YORK, Aug. g. The rseent-
~ announced experiment. OF ten
wealthy chicago club women IN tax
ing into their homes the women Of
the streets in an endearor to return
them to Society physically and NOR
ally strong has aroused q world Of
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-23

AZ the last count the United
States national bank notes in circula-.
lion amounted to OTIS. 0S5. 637.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-23

partment would have charge Of such
public works as the Alaskan railway,
the vast reclamation projects of the
West. rivers and harbore. public
buildings aad possibly the Panama
canal. 81,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-23

The German advance PerogFad
by
more
The obeye likely to Be
field which still refuses to pc cOneed ana SUI res
into he
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-23

Former Senator and Mrs. Charles
Faulkner, of Martinsburg, spent
part Of a day here last week on
their way to Richmond to attend the
funeral of a sister OF the former.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-23

Recent guests at the Raleigh were
Mr.. and Aars. c. B. Highland. of
Fairmont; Mr.. and Mrs. ]. s. Lewis
and Mr.. and Mrs. ]. e. Lewis and
children, of Oak Hill, who were mo-
toring; Mr.. and Mrs John w. Sher-
wood. of Martfnsburg; Misses II. n.
and Billie Williams, of Glen Ferris;
and A. J.. Finley, of CIarKsburg.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-23
especial to tae Sunday Telegram).
] W-ASHINGTON. ID. C.. Aug. %

MSR2 WISH e FSS u B. &. 1ug
C. w. osenton, of Fayetteville. and
owen S. Mckinney. Of Fairmont,
two of about as well known Demo
cratic politicians as there are to be
found in West Virginia. met in the
Raleigh lobby last week Mr.. Osen-
ton was on motor trip with
party of friends and the FairmonI
man was going home from the far
and effete East.
Strange to say. both being on a
vacation trip. they didn't care TO
talk much OF politics. Mr.. Osenton,
who is a staunch friend Of Senator
w. e. Chiffon did, however, as ne
has time and again done before pre-
dfcted that Senator Chiffon would pc
the nominee OF his party to succeed
himself, and he added this new fea-
ture to the prophecy, that he be-
iievad the nomination would go
to the senior senator from West Viz
GINA without opposition. AS to the
eoyernorship in that party, Mr.. Os-
-entons said that, so far as he could
size It up, there had been no senu-
ment settled down heavily on any
one man, but in his recent travels
and talks he had heard the likeli-
hood of Sam v. WOODS, Oh BarDour
county. being the nominee. He more
than intimated that, at this time,
there is good deal of talk among
down-state leaders in favor OF MT.
woods, who was president of the
state senate.
Mr. Mckinney had a good word
to say of several gubernatorial posi-
bilities on the Democratic end of the
equation, and was especially strong
with his compliments for John y.
Cornwell the Romney leader, editor
and successful railroad builder.
Another prominent state politician
among the visitors in the city last
week was A. Howard Fleming. for
so many years postmaste at Fairmont
and conspicuous as Republican
marty leader in Marion county ana
surrounding territory. Colonel Elem
ing is giving his entire attention to
business matters these times and says
that he isn't troubled with political
perplexities just now. but admitted
that he might lend helping hand
to the congressional candidacy OF his
brother. Thomas w. Fleming, who IS
an aspirant for the Republican nom15
nation in the First district and whose
candidacy has, from all reports, made
much headway since 1T was launched.
Mr.. George NJ. johnson and Miss
Rebekah Blue were married OF
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-23

Albert G. Headley. OF Wheeling,
has been recommended by Congress
nah Nicely for appointment as rural
mail carrier at that Office.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-23

Legislation looking toward the
creation of Department of Public
Works with a cabinet officer at its
head will be proposed at the forth
coming session of Congress- it is I'M
derstood here. Nearly all the gov
ernments of the world have depart
ments of public works. and the mag
nitude of the enterprises Of this class
being carried on by the United
States is believed by certain mem
bers of Congress to call for new
executive department. Such a de-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-23

EDMUND f. GARRETT.
Trustee of Estate OF Mamie IL. lowe,
Rankrupt
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-23

!. Vacancies in postmasterships ex-
ist at Glen Ferris and Hawks Nest.
which are in Fayette county; at
Upshur county: and at
Capele, Mcdowell county. Examina>
tons have been ordered to I'LL these
several positions
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-23

Mr. George NJ. johnson and Miss
Rebekah Blue were married o.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-23

Howard F. Bennett has been COM
missioned postmaster at Everson;
James G. Deeds at jumping Branch;
Plummer Wade at Liverpool. jack
son county: Mrs. Julia v. Nestor at
Claria, Calhoun county; Thomas w.
Broyles at Elmhurst. Monroe coun-
ty; Archa G.. Maulsby at Gem. Brax-
ton county; Miss Ressna Hudnell at
Gilmer, Gi1mer county: Eugene Man
kin at Marshes. Raleigh county; Mrs.
Nora e. Clearwater at North Spring,
Wyoming county; Miss Bette Bell
Green at Second Greek, Monroe
County.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-23

when the attitude Of the world
toward the unfortunate man is as
rigid aud uncompromising as it Is to-
ward the unfortunate woman. then it
is that the question Of the unfortun-
ate woman Will be LARGELY settled"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-23
-FIUUCIAkY N0I1CEs.

s. SHEETS, Esqrs.,
Attorneys for Bankrupt.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
HUMAN BODY IS HIS ASSET
Pawnbroker Wants 1t, Too-SoId to
Him for $40 Loan in Des
Molnes, Iowa.

Des Moines, Ia.-Mose Levich, a
bankrupt pawnbroker here, who holds
a bill of sale for the body of Miss Dot
tie Morgan now of Denver, after her
death, has fled a petition in bank
ruptcy court asking for a decision up
on whether this body should be count
ed as an asset in the settling up of
the business.
Levich claimed that the woman gave
him the bill of sale in 1907 for the
loan of $40. The bill of sale reads:
'Des Moines, Iowa, January, 1907.
Il, Miss Dottie Morgan of my own
free will and without coercion of any
kind, do hereby sell to Nose Levich
my body after death, to do with as he
sees fit, for the consideration of ten
dollars $50.
The said Nose Levich shall not take
possession of my body until after am
dead and if at any time during my
life wish to cause this bill of sale
null and void and shall pay to Nose
LeYich or his assignees $40 in good
and lawful money of the United States,
his interest in my body shall cease.
MISS DOTTIE MORGAN"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
PRINCE OF WALES A FARMER
Takes Up Farming Enterprise in Corn
wall on the Suggestion of
the King.

London.-The prince of Wales, on
the initiative of the king, has entered
upon an interesting farming enterprise
on the Duchy estate in Cornwall.
The opportunity was presented for
the project in March, 1913, when two
of the oldest tenants of the duchy re-
tired after long and successful farm
ing careers.
The farms together extend to about
four hundred acres and form the
Whiteford Home farm, Stoke Clims-
land, Callington. The holding is Of
convenient size for the system of
mixed hgsbandry that has been adopt
ed, giving suitable scope for the breed
ing of live stock, particularly cattle.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
WAR STIRS TENEDOS

drove them from their homes being
uppermost in thought
Every shell from the ship that was
seen to go home was acclaimed by
them, after the excitable eastern
fashion, with loud shouts of hatred.
such as Burn the tyrantsi Kill the
dogsI"
When night came and it was seen
that the allies would not pass that day,
they silently and sorrowfully descend
ed from Mount Elias, with bitterness
in their hearts that the day of their
deliverance had not yet come.
1t was not likely that, with the
unique position Tenedos afforded for
watching the naval operations, it
would have been left for long undis-
covered by war correspondents. Tele-
grams flashed to the worlds press
from it's shores, stirred editors and
soon correspondents from all parts Of
the world were on their way to this
previously unknown spot.
One by one they arrived by the
weekly boat service to the island IN
til with the last batch, their numbers
grew to a score.
The one sleepy official who acted
as postmaster, telegraph director,
clerk and telegraph boy, saw with re-
greet his peaceful life invaded. He
was called upon suddenly to do the
work that ten men could not cope
with He was taking more messages
in an hour than he would ordinarily
be called upon to deal with in a year
In despair he allowed his little den
on an inner Office to be invaded, and
he gave himself up as lost when ten,
fifteen and even twenty correspond
ents at once called upon him to take
dispatches.
There was nothing to be done but
turn the correspondents themselves
into telegraph clerks, registering and
taking in their own money, and car
rying their own dispatches to the
Eastern Telegraph Office.
And what a bewildering variety of
currency there was to deal with: Sow
ereigns and louis, shillings, French
pieces, and French and English bank
notes, intermingled with Turkish and
Greek. coins and paper. A Babylon Of
rates, values and exchange to deal
with. It was sufficient to drive crazy
a much stronger brain than that of
the old teIegraphist.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Candid Misniuinns

When I go home at night" said
the querulous man, my wife always
seems glad to see me-"
Is there anything surprising about
that?"
/ don't know how to look at the
matter. When l look into the glass
can't help feeling that anybody who
Is glad to see me must have mighty
little artistic sense"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
TO FEED REFUGEES

sessed to pay all debts which he had
invented for the purpose, before she
and her son would be allowed to go.
Finally the couple were permitted to
leave for Smyrna, after the lady had
sold" her valuable olive crops-for
S125! Clarke was brought back to
Dikely, where he continued to drudge
for a pittance. Eventually he es-
capped to Smyrna, wearing his fez.
Only his Turkish disguise, which had
enabled him to live there many
months, provided him with means of
escape
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03

Some of the members of the congre-
cation who were lifelong friends of the
ousted minister said then that they
would not worship with another pas
tor.
The Shady Brook community is a
wealthy one, and Rev. NJ. Brauer's
friends soon raised enough money TO
build a handsome church near the ore
of which Mr.. Brauer was formerly
pastor.
The Brauer church has just been
dedicated and regular services are be
ing held.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
A SINCERE INVESTIGATORS.

You have been away from home
some time"
Yes; travelling in the interests Of
science. have been engaged in some
research among the rural population"
Some question Of Agricultural"
No. Philology. I have been read
ing dialect stories, and I have been
travelling all through the rural dis
tricts trying to locate a farmer who
really said by Heck"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
PAYS FOR HIS 'ESINFUL ACT"
Egan Swiped Turkey Twenty-seven
Years Ago-Sorry Now and
Makes Good.

Akin, Ark.-A. D. Stubs of Garden
Bottom, six miles south Of heres, re-
ceived from the post Office there a dol
lar and the following letter Of explana-
ton
a. D. Stubbs-Dear Friend: Please
find inclosed 81 for one turkey I killed
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
0d14HEEKKKznfz155I1Ez%G 30 q
81 &@Nl ASNAlLE2 4, "
Rubbino II In

MISS knox, have a good joke or
cousin Clara. Without her glasses
you know, it is almost impossible for
her to distinguish one person from
another, and this morning she actually
talked to a dummy in front of a clio.
thing store for ten minutes, thinking
it was you.
alphabetically; and how did she
-aw-discoyah her mistake?
Miss Knox-She didn't; that's
where the joke comes in.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
BUILD HIM RIVAL CHURCH
Rich Friends of Ousted Pastor Erect
New Place of Worship Near
Old Church.

Abilene, Kan.-Last fall a church
case of more than ordinary interest
was tried in district court hare, and
Rev. L. Brauer was declared by the
court to have been legally ousted from
the pastorate Of the German Evan.
gelical church at Shady Brook, south
Rast of Abilene.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
BEST TEMPERED BABY NOW
Mother Simply Pulls d Needle Out of
His Side and All Is
Well.

Frederick, 3Td,--Irritable for a period
of nine months. Robert Surguy. aged
eleven months, was turned into the
best tempered baby in Frederick in the
fraction of minute.
While the mother, Mrs. Henry Sur
guy, was giving the little chap bath
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
There's Room at the Top.

He entered the barber shop, sat him
self down, resigned to his fate.
The barber shaved Iam.
Shampoo, sir?" asked the tonsor-
ialist
NO" replied the man, gazing at
his bald dome in the reflective mirror;
shine. "-Philadelp Ledger.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03

she felt a sting on one of her hands,
and glancing at the member discov-
cred she had received a severe cut. In,
vestigating she found the point of a
needle protruding from the baby's side
With a pair of pliers she removed a
good-sized needle.
She recalled that nine months ago d
needle she had been using and which
she had placed with some embroidery
work on the crib where the child lay
had disappeared. And she and the ply
sicians laid the infants cranky dispo-
sitiOn to teething.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
HISTORIC WILLOW PLANTED
Cutting From Tree That Shaded Ma
poIeon's Tomb Planted in
Georgia Town.

Thomas7ille, GA willow was
planted recently by the monument to
Cant. John Triplett, a veteran news
paper editor, in the Court House
square, which has an interesting story
connected with it. Some time be
fore his death, friend promised Cap
,,ain Triplett to root a cutting for him
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Highballs have laid many a man low

from the famous willow tree in Ath-
ems, which was brought from the
grave of Napoleon.
The cutting was made and took root
and now it has been planted in the
Court House square, as Captain Trip
lett designed it TO be. but beside a
monument he little dreamed OF.
The little tree was brought to
ThomasvilIe by Miss Lila forrest OF
Boston, who was instrumental in get
ting it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Quilts Sixty Years Old.

Arbuckle, Cal-John Howell, one Of
Arbuckle's aged citizens, had a coIlec-
ton of about two dozen quilts out for
an airing, which are perhaps the old
est in the state, They are in perfect
condition, yet are now over sixty
years old, having been made by How
ellis mother at their home on the
Shenandoah river. in Virginia, twenty
miles from Harper's Ferry. His aunt,
Miss Ann Mccormick. also had a hand
in their making.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Youth VIII Have Its Fling

City Visitor-Your son at college is
quite an athlete, I understand. Great
at throwing the hammer.
Farmer Hawbuck-Yes gol durn it!
Last time he was daown I gave him d
hammer to fix the barn an he threw it
so fur 1 hain't seen it sence.-BostOn
Evening Transcript.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Student Runs a Jitney.

Topeka, han.-Paying his way
through college with a jitney car is
the scheme worked out by Wash
burn student, John Mcintyre. Nc
Entyre is a sophomore. When the
jitney business hit Topeka he went
into the service. He runs it every
afternoon from four until eight
O'Clock and on Saturdays from one
until ten o'clock at night. So far Nc
Entyre has made an average of five
dollars per day over his expenses.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Invidious Comparison

'An impresario has a great deal to
contend with"
True. Grand opera stars are no
torious for their whims."
"That isn't all. Don't you imagine
It makes him tired to hear the man.
ager of a trained monkey call himself
an impresario?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Snnarinn HimseIf-

How did know that you would
scream if tried to kiss you?"
you didn't know it, but you might
have guessed it."
Perhaps, but I wanted to make
sure and trying to kiss you was the
only way l could find out"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
We Remember.

Bacon-It is said that tin is used
to weight silk to such an extent that
many woman's dress would assay as
highly as what is considered good tin
ore.
Egbert-Yes. and then the women.
get lot of "tin" out of our Clothes
too, you must remember.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03

Give me a box Of those expensive
cigars"
These are very fine" said the to
bacconist.
All right I'll give those to the
ianitor. Now let me have some cheap
ones to smoke myself"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
A Hustler From HustIevilIe

Senior Partner-How's the new
travelling man? Is he selling any
goods?
Junior Partner-Not at present. /
had to lay him off because he sold too
many. He sold them cheaper than
we could manufacture them.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Shirt Has 2a-Inch Collar.

Parsons, Kan.-What is thought to
be the biggest shirt ever made was
turned out by factory here for
George W. NickIor CT Ames, Ia. The
shirt has an 83-inch waist, 23-inch col,
lar, 66-inch chest and 28-inch arms.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
ALaborious Inuestinatnr-

Il understand that you are study
ing Russian"
Yes
With what object?"
Il want to find out whether some
of those words are as hard to pro-
nounce as they are to SPELL
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
EVervbodv Satisfied

Said Helm nothing if not orig
inal. I like to be different from other
people.
Said. She-Well, that's good idea
and doubtless other people are more
than satisfied to have it that way.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
A Serious Matter

Don't you think that woman's at
tire is-er-just a trile daring?"
Il do, and it makes me mad all
over to sea her dressed that way"
"Tut, TUT Why should you worry 2"
"BecaRxs she's my WIFE,"