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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-01-05

A meeting of the Tacoma AL
club will be held Tuesday of next
week.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-01-05

Decorations. Hins, Florist. 3. Z a X.
"Advertisement."
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-01-05

United Spanish American War
Veterans will install officers at
meeting Thursday evening.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-01-05

Tacoma osteOpaths met last
night in the office OF DIR. w. T.
Thomas and reorganized.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-01-05

Imported roll mOps, Bismarck
herring. Duenwald's, 3f3 nth.
Advertisement"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-05-12
The Vacation Season.

The closing Of the school season
is the opening of an important one
for its pupils.
Especially is it one of Importance
to the boys. For them it will be d
busy, productive season, or one of
idleness, as they choose to make it.
For many boys the farm will call,
and fortunate are those that will
heed it. Others will mistake in as
suming the vacation season one Of
rest.
1t is.
But one need not be idle to rest.
Few sights are more inspiring than
to see a young nan of the city guild.
ing a pillow through country meadows.
1t shows ambition that attracts ma
ture attention. And when men are
watching the work OF a boy, that boy
has a future
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-05-12
L o CAL 1T EN- S

k. A. Wick went to St. Pau,
last night on business trip.
james Draper departed Monday
on business trip to Cherokee, Ia.
Mrs. Gertrude Hanson went to
GaVle, S. D. Monday night on Wis
it.
Mrs. NJ. Germann went to Chi
cago Monday for two weeks visit
with her sister.
Mrs. o. w. Miller went to Cres-
co Saturday for an over Sunday visit
with her mother.
Miss Christianne Jacobson ar
ried home Saturday after a short
visit in st. Paul.
Miss Gena Espeseth went to
Ridgeway Friday for few days WIS.,
1T with her uncle.
john Topliff, of Bruce, Wis, ar
rived Saturday on a visit at the home
of his father, John Topliff,
Miss Elizabeth Byrnes arrived
home Monday after spending Sun
day with home folks in Cresco.
Mrs. J. G. Schimming and sons
went to Cresco Monday for a days
visit and to attend the circus.
Mr.. and. Mrs. G. T. Trowbridge
and children spent Sunday with Mr..
and Mrs. Ed Fristad of Calmar.
John Strand, of Minneapolis
arrived last week for a visit at the
home of his uncle Ole Dotseth.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. F. Barefoot re-
turned to Cresco Monday after an
over Sunday visit with relatives.
Mrs. E. r. Acres arrived home
last Wednesday after a months Wis
it with relatives in Madison, Wis.
Mrs. VIM. Barnaby returned to
Minneapolis Friday after a couple Of
days visit at the E. j. Payne home.
Jacob Hamre went to St. Paul
Thursday to meet his mother who |
came to DEBORAH with him on a visit.
A baby boy was born on May
2 to Mr.. and Mrs. John Holvorson,
who live five miles south of Decor
all.
Capt. Nick Colsch was over from
Waukon Monday, and made B. o. |
Marsh and Jno. Schimming pleasant
calls.
Mrs. Percy Bullard and Mrs. |
Clara Stamp OF Ossian arrived Mon
day for visit with Mr.. and Mrs. G.
w. Daniels --'.-.-- ..--e..
Mrs. Gust Kundson arrived from
Armstrong, Mimi, yesterday for a
visit with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
/. r. Morrison. |
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-05-12

Louis Aarness went to st. Pau
yesterday for treatment at a sana
torium.
Mrs. L. L. Mali went to Ridge
way yesterday for a short visit witt
her parents.
Miss nellie Jewell is home from
studies in Chicago, for a visit will
home folks.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. B. Coup were
Calmar visitors today, taking in the
home talent play.
Miss Mary Nelson went to Jack.
son Junction yesterday for a days
visit with friends.
Miss Florence Gilbertson de-
parted yesterday for an extended WIS.,
it in Madison, Wis.
Mrs. Jacob Hanson departed
Monday for a months visit with
friends in Gayville, S. D.
Miss Grace Anderson returned
to Wyoming, Iowa Saturday after a
visit with her uncle, z. Erickson of
Prosper, MINI.
Mrs. O. Blagsvedt and daughter
Clara departed Saturday for a weeks
visit with Mr.. and Mrs. J. C. Tarve-
stad in Grinnell.
Mrs. w. w. Loomis and daugh-
ter Laura departed for their home
in Window, Mimi, Friday after a
days visit with friends.
Mrs. John Trytten arrived from
Minnewaukon, n. d. Friday for sew
eral weeks visit with her parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. B. Visit.
Mrs. Dena Lovestuen arrived
home Thursday after several weeks
visit with her son Chris Evenson and
family in Austin, MINI.
Miss Gertrude Solem returned to
Cresco yesterday after a few days
visit with Miss Sophie Larsen and
at the H. A. Engen home.
Mrs. J. Hastvig and Mrs. T.
Evenson returned to Ridgeway Sat-
lrday after visit with the latter's
sister, Mrs. Ed Ringdahl.
Mrs. G. o. Lermo and children
'ame down from Prosper Saturday
or a weeks visit with her parents,
dr. and Mrs. A. Noecker.
Mrs. Mida Hegner and daugh-
er Marie went to Calmar Saturday
or an over Sunday visit with her
lister, Mrs. c. G. Anderson.
Mrs. Helen Wilcox arrived
lone Sunday after several weeks
'isit with her daughter, Mrs. Walter
ngvoldstad of Minneapolis.
Mrs. o. A. Anderson and daugh- |
err Velma and Miss Clara Atkinson
vent to Ridgeway Saturday for an
yer Sunday visit with friends.
Miss Esther Grindeland went to
'rairie dur Chen, Wis. Friday for
reatment at the sanatorium. Her
unit, Mrs. Faldet, accompanied her.
David Harum' at Star Tonight
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-05-12

Mrs. H. Moe of Calmar was
DEBORAH visitor Thursday.
Miss Carrie Ellefson arrives
home Friday from McGregor for ;
weeks visit.
MIR. and Mrs. G. T. Trowbridg,
went to Austin, Mimi, today called
by the death of his father.
Mrs. R. H. Stewart returned tc
Austin, Mimi, today after a visit
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Mo
Masters.
-Postoffice Inspector Robt. E.
Miller, of Columbia, South Carolina
was DEBORAH visitor for the past
several days.
Mrs. Chas. Nelson and son Har-
~, of Minneapolis, arrived Tuesday
on visit to her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. ole Dotseth
John Hagen and daughter Inga
returned to Silver Lake, Iowa, yes
terday, having been called here by
the death of his nephew, Willie Iver-
son.
H. B. Winter arrived in Decor
ali this morning after an extended
trip on the road in the interests of
the American Drug G Press Associ-
alton of this city.
Mrs. L. 6. Coughlin and son con-
cluded their three weeks visit with
her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Ben
Jewell and departed for their home
in Oelwein Friday.
Miss Hazel Headington arrived
Friday from Des Moines, Iowa where
she is attending Highland Park Col
lege for a weeks visit with her aunt,
Mrs. Otto Solberg.
Miss Anna Comstock, one of the
agents of the orphans home in New
York, was DEBORAH visitor yester-
day, visiting the children who have
been placed in homes hereabouts.
Mrs. Charles Nelson and son
Harry returned to Minneapolis Mon
lay after a weeks visit at the o.
Ootseth home. Miss Anna Dotseth
accompanied her for a few weeks
visit in Minneapolis.
s. A. Bakken, one of the enter
1rising merchants of Ridgeway, was
DEBORAH visitor Monday. We ac-
a pleasant call from Mr..
and he ordered Public Opin-
on sent to his address for the COM
ng year.
Following is a list of teachers
rom DEBORAH and vicinity who at
ended the Teachers Meeting at Fay
lite last week: Misses Hilda Peter
on, Jennie Sanaker, Mabel and
Blanche Musser, Clara Bake, Ma
,el Hill, and Miss Louise Williams.
Low oxford shoes are going to
e worn quite extensively this year. !
We show fine line at prices $3.50,
$500, $3.50 and $500. S. Lar
ZEN. 1872
-"David Harum'' at Star Tonight
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-05-12
G.. +. Baker Showed Them.

Monday one of G. F. Baker S
friends carried the idea that he
couldn't pile lumber-that is at first
but Frank showed them. He was
supposed to pile two thousand feet of
lumber, which was 16 feet long. 4
inches wide and one inch thick in
TWO hours time. This particular
kind of lumber is rather slow in
plllng, but Frank turned the trick
IN one hours time and piled 800 ex-
ira feet for good measure.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-05-12
WANT COLUMN.
Rates-One Cent per word. Moth.
Ing less than ten cents.


FOR SALE-German Millet Seed.
Free from noXious weeds, 81 per
bushel. Enquire of Ole E. Lee.
Decorah, R. F. D. 6. Glenwood
FARMER Fhone. 17-4pd.
FOR SAI.E-Two building lots on
Mechanic street. Rud Bros. 15tf
FOR SALE-Barred Plymouth Rock
eggs for Matching. $500 and $500
Tor 10. Either mating. E. w. Cut
ting, DEBORAH, Iowa.
FOR SALE-Three good homes, all
well located, bargains for quick
disposal. Enquire of Gene Rosen-
thal at Post Office. 12tf
FOR SALE-The Ogden Casterton
property, two residences on Maple
ave., sold separately if desired.
Enquire of E. j. Curtin at Citizens
savings Bank. 12tf.
FOR SALE-Black dirt for filling
or for lawns. Enquire of A. R.
CoHeen. 14tf
AUTO FOR SALE-Roadste in good
condition. Can be seen in p.
Johnson and Sons garage. 1913
FOR RENT-Three living rooms.
Inquire of Mrs. A. D. Palmer,
Franklin st. 1872
the Frankville road,
bracket and rear light and auto
mobile license No. 71706. Finder
can have same by paying for this
advertisement and calling at the
Nasset store.
Fer SALE-Gas range, used ?
months, 500, cost $45. Inquire a.
this office. 49,
FOR RENTS ore room and barber
shop. Piano for sale or rent.
Lots. for sale. Mrs. w. P. Nc
Claskey. 19-2pd
FOR SALE-On account of i'll health
will sell furniture of st. Cloud ho-
tel, and rent or lease building to
suit purchaser. w. C. Duffy. 1872
GlRLS-Wanted, st. Cloud Hotel.
1872
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-05-12
Court Abound Friday

Judge Springer adjourned the
Wlnneshiek April term of the dis
trict court, after very busy ses-
sion, lasting more than three weeks,
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-05-12

Another big oil mop sale will
open at our store, tomorrow Thurs
day. Don't miss it. Willis & Ness,
furniture dealers.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-05-12
she Was Better on.

Mrs. Viewed ito her husband il
cook and cook ana cook for you, and
what do l get? Nothing!
Mr. Newed-You're lucky. / al
ways get indigestion.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-05-12

Girls wanted at the Meritol
Factory. 15tf
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1915-12-04
1INlI

Nehemiah was great man. great
.Atcsman a greM AlmnL.lr4lor y
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1915-12-04

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walls n Jerusalem la1 mover BEEN I,
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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-01-08
SPY COUNTED HIS DOOM
German Betrayed Himself by Pronun.
citation of French Ordinals.

German Betrayed Himself by Pronun-
citation Of French Ordinals.
The story of how a German spy
braved and met death, as told by a
French officer, is published by the
Journal de Geneve.
When Won Kluck's army was near
Paris, a large number of artillery
pieces were collected in the north Of
the capital to resist the attack. Early
one morning the French colonel In
command was shaving, when the SEN
try entered his room saying an officer
who had forgotten the password had
pushed him aside and entered the ar
tillery park. The "officer" declared
he would return soon and said not to
disturb the commandant. After dis
missing the sentry, the colonel, who
had already his suspicious, hastily
finished his toilet and walked out to
the grounds where there were about
a hundred guns of all caliber. There
he met the stranger and asked him his
regiment.
You see by my uniform (Which
was new 1 belong to the military
staff and I am attached to the head
quarters in Paris" he replied.
We'll, let us count the pieces" the
Frenchman said.
"Cn. deux, trois-" the spy started.
mo. no." said the French colonel,
''let us say it first, second, third
The French officer had a purpose.
1t is we'll known fact that some
times a German, however well edu-
Gated. has difficulty in pronouncing in
French the words "vingtneuvieme'
(twenty-nin without revealing his
nationality. The two VS. with the 1T"
between them prove stumbling
block. When the staff captain pro-
nounced the words the colonel drew
a revolver and ordered the sentry to
arrest him.
"Send these things home to my pa
rents" said the spy to the colonel.
II WILL" said the latter. "Good-bye.' v
both said. A few hours later the Ger
man was shot.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-01-08

How He Knows.-A travelling sale:
agent visiting a large factory made 6
bet with the. manager that he could
pick out all the married men amons
the employees.
Accordingly he stationed himself al
the door as they came back from din
ner and mentioned all those whom HI
believed to be married, and in almost
every case he was right.
How do you do it?" asked the man.
ager, in amaZement."
"Oh, it's quite simple" said the
traveller. quite simple. The married
men all wipe their feet on the mat
The single men don't."-St. Loui:
Dispatch.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-01-08
TAX NoTICE-l914
Office Of the County Treasurer Of York
County.

Office Of the County Treasurer Of York
County.
Yorkville, 8. c., Sept IA, 1914.
NJ Office is hereby given that the
~ TAX BOOKS for York county will
be opened on THURSDAY, the 18TH
DAY OF OCTOBER, 1914, and remain
open until the 31ST DAY OF DECEM-
BER, 1914, for the collection Of STATE,
TAXES, for the fiscal year 1914, with
out penalty; after which day ONE
PER CENT penalty will be added to
all payments made in the month Of
JANUARY, 1915, and TWO PER
CENT penalty for all payments made
in the month Of FEBRUARY, 1915, and
SEVEN PER CENT penalty will be
added to all payments made from the
1ST DAY OF MARCH to the 18TH
DAY OF MARCH, 1915, and after this
date all unpaid taxes will go into ex-
ecutions and all unpaid Single Polls
will be turned over to the several
Magistrates for prosecution In ac-
cordance with law. :
For the convenience Of taxpayers, l
will attend the following places on the
days named:
At Yorkville from Monday, No
yember 18th, until Thursday, the 31st
day Of December, 1913, after which date
the penalties will attach as stated
above.
Note.-The Tax Books are made up
by Townships, and parties writing
about taxes will always expedite mat
ters If they will mention the Town
ship or Townships in which their
property or properties are located.
HARRY E. NEIL.
Treasurer Of York County.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-01-08

Dispelled All Doubt.-Speaking OF
the unsophisticated the other night
Congressman Robert L. Henry Of Tex
as related how a young wife went to
a butcher shop to buy a turkey.
The price named for the bird, the
congressman said. was 26 cents a
pound, whereat the young wife hesi-
tated.
Isn't 26 cents rather high?' she
timidly queried. IF 1 remember right
ly, the price across the way Is %
cents"
with the feet on. suppose" was
the quick response Of the butcher.
NO" hesitatingly returned the Gus
TONER Il think the feet were cut
off,"
That's just what l thought" was
the confident declaration Of the butch
er, as he began to wrap up the bird
When we sell a turkey, madam, we
sellfeet and all,"-Philadelphia Tele-
graph.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-01-08
Humorous department.

Observation-Disclosures pop-eyed dar-
ky on the witness stand had been con-
tent during his examination in chief to
answer Yes or No to all questions, but
q controversy now arose between his
lawyer and the lawyer for the other
side. Wide-eared, he listened while
they hurled jawbreaking words and i'm
pressive- sounding Latin phrases back
and forth between them. says the Sat
urday Evening Post.
The opposing counsel turned on him
suddenly:
"Gabe." he demanded. you have fol-
lowed carefully this intricate discus
sion touching on the various aspects
Of medical Jurisprudence involved In
the issue we have here before us Tor
adjudication; and in view Of that !
now desire to know whether you do or
do not find that your evidence still
comedies with the theory advanced
by my learned brother"
The witness cast a triumphant side
glance at his own attorney. Then nc
puffed out his lips and his chest.
Most doubtless he answered.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-01-08

A Good Riddance.-Little Willie hao
been permitted to enter the sick room
to view the small stranger who hat
arrived a few days before. He looked
the little one over with the disappro'
val natural to a deposed monarch
The nurse brought the baby's bath tut
and filled it with water. Then sht
started unwinding the baby's outel
shell, preparatory to bathing, while
Willie stood by watching the proce'
dure with interest. Suddenly the light
Of understanding illumined his face
and he rushed to the door.
Hey, Sis!" he shrilled down the
stairs. come on up, quick; they're
going to drown it."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-01-08

Art in cleveland.-We went up to
the Caxton building the other day to
call on an artistic friend. Perhaps we
have expressed ourselves badly: We
do not refer to a person who makes
an art out Of friendship, but to one
who by his painting gains friends.
Anyhow, we called on this fellow
and found him doing a war dance
about his studio.
What on earth has happened"' we
asked.
I've sold that painting" he cried.
"Fine!" said we, what are you 60
ing to paint next?"
THE town."
And he did.-Cleveland Plain Deal.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-01-08
SALISBURY PLAIN
Where Great Britain Trains Her Sol.
diers.


Never since Salisbury Plain was
taken over by the war office, who
changed its old coach roads into long
grass tracks upon which the mile
stones will stand stupidity adrift, says
a London letter, has so great an army
been collected together within its
confines. From the valley Of the
Wylye northwards the plain resounds
with the tramp of men, the clatter Of
horses, the roar Of artillery, the sharp
crash of rifle fire and the almost
ceaseless whirr Of the aeroplane.
How many men are gathered there
nobody knows, or, If anybody knows,
the censor would not permit him to
say. It Is one vast training ground
where recruits from every part of the
empire and from every part Of the
United Kingdom are being moulded
into that particular type Of soldier
who will be most serviceable in the
muddy fields of Flanders. You can
walk across the plain in day-unless
you happen to be turned back-and
see every type Of arm that the Brit
ish army possesses. There are terri
torials here, divisions Of Kitchener's 8
armies. reserve cavalry units, Sec
tions Of flying corps, artillery compa-
nies, Canadians, New Zealanders and,
to complete the list. few hundred
German prisoners.
The coloniais are in the middle OF
the plain. They are wonderful lot
of men-a source of endless amaze
ment to the ordinary British Tom
mics encamped in their neighborhood.
They have brought with them an idea
of discipline quite foreign to British
military notions. The camaderie be-
tween officers and men is so COM
plete that the stranger finds it diff
cult to distinguish the officer from the
man. You may be a Canadian major,
but this does not prevent you from
having as your most intimate friend
and chum a Canadian private with
whom you dine If you want to, or
drive about in your motorcar. The
British Tommy stares in amazement
at these topsy-turvy practices. He
cannot understand why Canadian
private does not call his superior Of
ficer Sir" or how he could want to
be in his society any longer than is
absolutely necessary.
At Tidworth, tens Of thousands of
troops Of all arms are collected. No
body could possibly like Tidworth. 1t
is the creation of the war office-of
the war office of some dozen years
ago. They might have made 1t beau
tiful-they might have made it like
anything but what it is like. 1t is
very healthy. spacious, splendidly
sanitary. and as ugly as a jerry-built
street in London suburb. Not even
the oldest inhabitant-he must have
been there for at least six months to
qualify for this position-knows his
way about the place. You walk up a
road which runs on for close on two
miles. 1t has no name that you can
discover. Parallel with it is another
road of exactly the same description
with exactly the same type of build
ings, and you can walk across four
or five of these parallel roads until
with feeling of relief, you come out
upon the unspoilt spaces of the open
plain.
Here at this new town, with its wal
office hallmark, is stationed what Is
at present one of the most interesting
units in the british army. They call
it the Reserve Regiment of Cavalry
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-01-08
Regarding the
Monument

The Monument is the sole product
of man which Is expected to exist,
without change or repair, for all
time-beyond the memory that we
cherish in our hearts, which Is only
as long as the span Of life. 1t may
help to form a record, but it Is erect
ed as a tribute Of love to those who
have passed ito that bourne from
whence no traveller ever returns" AS
such, let it be a thing of beauty, not
dark and somber, but bright and
cheerful; not typifying earthly sor-
row, but symboliz!ng undying love.
And as architecture is brought to US
from the past by the tombs Of the
ancients, SO let US pass on to those
In our steps, some worthy expression
of our conception Of beauty.
PALMETTO MONUMENT CO.
JOS. G. SASSI, Prop.
Phone 211 YOrkville. s. G.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-01-08

A Horrified Mother.-A Louisville
woman who is somewhat Of crank on
hygiene and who brings up her small
daughter according to the latest meth
ods, took the child on day train to
nearby little town. The mother sighed
as she glanced at the dusty velvet
seat and cloudy windows. The youngs-
ter however. folded her manicured
fingers in her white pique lap and ap-
parently tried to absorb as little dirt
as possible. Looking up from her
magazine the immaculate parent was
Mortified to find the small daughters
jaws working violently.
What have you in your MOUTH
she demanded at once.
Cum" said the child.
Where did you get it?" gasped the
mother.
The child pointed to a clean, round
spot on the grimy windowsill.
There" she said.-Louisville Times.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-01-08

Father Was WilIins.-Her father
Young man, must ask your object
in coming here so often"
Young mani love your daughter
sir. She is adorable. a queen
Her Father-"Then l take it youl
object is to become her subject. Very
well, she's yours."-Boston Trans
criDt
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-01-08

He Knew Her-Miss Hobbs--I saw
your wife yesterday.
Mr.. Boobs-Did you" What did she
have to say.
Miss HObbs-Oh. Nothing.
Mr.. Boobs-That wasn't my wife.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-01-08

Outclassed.-"My dear" said the
proud father, Il cannot understand
your objection to young Mr.. Prudely
as a suitor for your hand. | am sure
that he is a model young man."
There is no question about his be-
ing a model" replied the bewitchina
beauty, but father dear, the trouble
is that he Is a 1912 model."-BuffalC
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