The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-03-17
The Ways
Of Alice

never was interested in books to the
exclusion Of everything else. and
can't see why my daughter should be.
Ana for girl not to care anything
ABOUT her trousseau Is positively ab-
normal"
MRS. Clinton's pretty face quivered
with mental agony. Alice doesn't
care bit whether she has any clothes
or not" she declared. bitterly. when
told her that she simply must decide
on ner wedding gown she just looked
up at me with a dreamy. PARKWAY ex-
preston and said: Why must | have
wedding gown? Why can't Frederick
ana l just go down to the chapel some
day when We get ready and be mar
ried without any fussr
Did you ever hear Of anything 90
preposterous? Why, l was simply out
OF my mind for weeks before l was
married. thought Of nothing but my
clothes. | struggled with them all day
and dreamed Of them all night, and
that's the normal. natural way for a
girl to feel"
Mrs. Henderson, aunt of the repre-
hensible Alice. laughed. why don't
you let Alice do a. she pleases?" she
inquired.
Mrs. Clinton frowned. Nov. sup
pose you're going to take her part"
she said. But It isn't . particle OF
use. She's the only daughter have.
so this Is the only wedding l shall
ever have in my own family, and I
am determined to get some fun out OF
1t. You won't believe me-" barking
back to her grievance. but the other
day when l asked her II she'd like to
have you 90 with us to select her we'd
ding gown she looked more interested
than I'd seen her for weeks. That
would be lovely she said. But do
you think there's any necessity for my
going? Why don't you and Aunt
Florence go by yourselves?' l could
i have spanked her"
few days later, as they left the
stationers shop. after ordering the In
vitations and announcements, with
Alice presumably somewhere In their
rear, Mrs. Clinton said in a tone Of
satisfaction to Mrs. Henderson: Nov
We can devote the rest of the morning
to the wedding gown.
SHOW US some OF your bridal satin,
please" she said to the clerk a few
minutes later. That's an exquisite
piece" she continued, as he held up
the soft, shimmering fabric which fell
In graceful folds over his arm.
1T is beautiful, isn't it," said Mrs.
Henderson. And 1t certainly 10 rea.
sonable. | doubt II you could do any
| better"
1T is pretty" said Mrs. Clinton re.
hectively. but, Of course, I'm not
going to take the first thing | see."
The clerk displayed bolt after bolt
Of material and was rewarded at the
end Of his labors by hearing Mrs
Clinton say: Thank you very much
Now wen go and look at some OF the
lighter materials.
II haven't quite decided what the
bridesmaids ought to wear" she re-
1
her sister examined piles OF soft, deli.
cate chiifons and fairylike silk mus
Inns. III they wear chiffon. don't
want Alice to. Of course, and I think
champagne chiffon or yelling over
messaline would be lovely for the
maids. but l intend to decide positively
before anything is said to them
Now, we'll 60 to Blanks and look.
she said complacently. when they had
examined every possible material in
the first shop. I'm going to see
everything before I decide"
Some time later. after they had Wis
tied every possible depository Of wed.
ding gown material and had examined
+, 30 many things that they could hardly
have distinguished brocade from
g, cheesecloth. with tired faces and dis
heveled locks. they returned to the
first shop and bought the piece Of satin
which they had first looked At. When
II had been cut OF Mrs. Clinton heaved
. sigh Of relief.
Now" she said. Alice, you must
20 right up to madame's and let her
take your measurements. There's nc
time to be wasted. for dressmakera
are 30 provokingly SLOW"
She paused moment. but, receiv
ing no response. she inquired: Don't
yon think it's lovely, child?"
There was still no answer. Turn
ing, she found hat she had been ad
dressing the empty air There was
no Alice anywhere near. She looked
at Mrs Henderson and Mrs. Hender
son looked at her Then the two
gasped in unison. Alice was distinctly
not present.
| Feverishly they retraced their steps