Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-09-16

0lSIA0 thS5H StdlC sldiFt
where the organization has been d
gagged for the week. This is the
eighth consecutive season for this
famous musical aggregation to rem
der music for the South Dakota fair.
Fl. B. Case. secretary of the CONNER
cial club, had prepared a large num-
Der Of leaflets to be distributed for
advertising purposes during the so
journ of the band at Huron. Al brief
history of the band appears in this
advertising matter, together with 9th
er matter referring to Waterfowl and
its progress.
1t is related that the little son OF
a Baptist minister--not a WATERFOWL
Baptist minister, by the way--attend
ed church one morning when he wit
messed for the first time the rite of
baptism. Upon his return home he.
proceeded to baptize the kittens and
the old family cat. The kittens went
throgh the ordeal with becoming
resignation, but the old mother cat.
registered a vigorous protest, claw.
ing and biting and scratching and
splitting. Finally throwing the cat on
the floor in disgust, he sad: We'll,
you can be a Methodist If you want
to!"
While engaged in waiting on Gus
toners in his RESTRAINT last Satur.I
day evening, Mr.. q. FcEown met with
quite a severe mishap in a peculiar
way. He reached into the refrigerat-
or to get a bottle Of pop when an.
other bottle exploded and the broken
glass struck him on the wrist with
such force that an artery was sew
cred. The wound bled profusels and
he was hurried to the office OF a ply
sician where it took some time before
the flow of blood was checked and by
that time Mr.. McEown was SO weak
that he was taken to his bed and
remained there for several days, but
at this time he is strong enough to
be up and around again.-ChHrk Pilot
Review.
Wanted-Ciean cotton rags at tie
Saturday News ofica. tf
Mn. Robert Mcintyre returned the
first of the week from Minnesota
where he attended the state fair.
"This is my second visit to a state
fair" he said, "and I must say that
Minnesota puts UP a better fair than
expected to see. / spent two days
on the grounds and missed all of sshe
races, too-think of that! / became
sD interested In hooking at the stock
and machinery and the grains and the
many other things that the races did
mot appeal to me worth q cent" Mr..
Mcintyre thinks that the state OF
Minnesota has no be proud III
Tits annual fair. Its M great edncat-
or" said he, in conclusion, and / ann
gtad that l had I'M opportunity to see
Enft.'
The Pasadena QCalff.) paper refers
Hs follows to a farmer Waterfowl
Had, now a distinguished practitioner
at Pasadena. @sDr. r. p. UpdFke,
Who has Offices in the Ong building,
has been signa1ly fhoHnred by the AS
Esoeiation of Military Dental Surgeons
Tor the United States, which has just
terminated its annual convention in
SaE Francisco. DIR. Updike was
named a member Of the executive
scouncil of tine organization and he
WAS the only California mar to be
so honored. The association met In
conjunction with the Fanama-Paciffc
Dental congress ami many interesting
subjects were considered at the
meetings. That Or. Updike is held in
high esteem by his associates is eyi-
Idenced by the nigh ofies which was
bestowed upon him
Charles e. Baker, accompanied by
Mrs. Baker and thgir daughter, are
visiting at the hume of Mrs. Bakers
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. g. A. Tracy.
Mr.. Baker is one of 1he sEioneers of