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he split. Thew we're hickory rails,
hence hickory shirts"
"Franklin ~nrOducod o1ortr3citv NV

he split. Thew were hickory rails.
hence hickory Shirts"
Franklin produced electricity by
rubbing cats backwards"
Where poisoning by acids is caused
the blood should be Immediately
drawn from the bruises to send back
the acids"
IF a schoolroom is without ventila-
ton how are the pupils to study with
the fowl air pressed down upon them;
it makes them oftentimes sick and
inclined to %laziness."
The blood vessels are the veins, ar
teries and artilleries.'
You might think from these ques
tions that the brain really is "a soft
bunch covered with wrinkles" <Or
perhaps your conclusion would agree
with this: THE bones Of the blood
are the cerebrum. the cerebellum and
other small ZONES"
Reflex action is when anything is
turning in n direction, and it turns
in the other"
The man who eats too fast or too
well may be interested to know that
the heart is located in the left part
Of the stomach in a loose membrane
sack"
"A deacon is the lowest kind of
Christian"
"Mayday commentaries the landing
Of the Maytiower."
The Boxers were Corbett. Fitzsim.
mon and Bill Johnson" C"Were" is
CORRECTLY
"A renegade is a man who kills 4
king"
In India a nan out Of cask may
not marry a woman out of another
cask."
The Pharisees were people who
liked to show off by praying in syno
nyms.'
Modern ~conveniences: Incubators
and fireless telegraphy."
"A lie is an aversion to the truth
(Ah, an epigram.D
The German emperor has been
called the geyser." Worse than that
AND now, gentle reader, school ii
dismissed for the day.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
AUSTRIAN SUBMARINE SUNK
US Destroyed in Adriatic by Italian
Warships-Second Submegsible
Lest in Week.

Rome, Aug. 16.-The Austrian sub
marine U-3 has been sunk in The lower
Adriatic by Italian Warships it is Off
cially announced.
The U-3 is the second American sub
marine sunk by the Italians this week,
sinking OF the U-12 having been an
nounced a few days ago.
The U-3 was built in 1908. was 1f2
feet long and displaced 293 tons below
surface. Normally she carried IL
men.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
SAID BY SCHOLARS
Some "HoWIerS" That Are Worth
Preservation.
AZ Samples Of Peculiar Mixups That
vii Occur in the Minds Of Youth
They Are Entertaining
INT Illuminating.

The source Of food supply in Eng.
land is in ships" Here is a school
boy oWler" which the Philadelphia
Evening Ledger says turns out to be
an important fact-and which mas
been well Illuminated by recent
events. 1t is timely information, too.
that TO terminate is to become a nat
uralized German" From the same
source-the class in civil government
we receive the reminder hat the
president takes the yoke of Office"
Inc Joke is on US. For, to quote a
schoolboy: The press today is the
m%outhorgan Of the people" Which. in
p~hraseology, suggests another boys
description Of how the cavalry swept
over the eyebrow OF the hill"
q reader is earnestly requested
not to apply the Salic law to this COM
pilation: The Salic law is that you
must take everything with a grain Of
salt. Many of these 'howlers" are
taken from the notebook Of the writer,
n had experience as a high-school
teacher. 1t should be added, for the
sake OF the boys that some of the
howlers were written by girls.
Now let us begin with the class in
civil government.
i don't know anything about the
constitution. as | was born in Kan
sas."
The minority is composed of the
minors"
The spoils system: The place
where spoiled things and waste are
kept. The board of health has large
ly taken the place of this"
An ex post facto law is one that
gives officers a right to go to foreign
countries and get criminals, dead or
alive, and take them back to the
place where the crime was commit.
ted. 1t is a law where the crimes OF
the father descend to his children; ;
they are punished for him."
An ex post facto law is one that
gives electricity"
George Washington was q land
savory."
Lord Raleigh was the first man to
see the invisible Armada" eng.
lish.)
"Tennyson wrote In Memoran.
dunn"
"Tennyson also wrote a poem called
Graves Energy"
Louis XIV was gelatined during the
French revolution"
Ben Johnson is one Of the three
highest mountains of Scotland"
George Eliot left a wife and chill
dred to mourn his genii.'
Henry | died of eating Palfreys.'
Caesar was a king and went high
up on a mountain"
Lincoln had a woman make him a
suit. OF homespun from rails which
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
He Hadn't Been There.

mr.. Daubyn said he would keep
house while Mrs. Daubyn was away"
Yes"
He wrote glowing letters to her
about his experiments in the kitchen
and the fun he was having washing
Dishes"
Fine"
When Mrs. Daubyn returned at
the end of two weeks Mr.. Daubyn, of
course, met her at the station and es.
corted her home"
And the %sequel?'
AT the door he discovered that
she took his latch key away with her
the day she left"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
Whitman Sides With Barnes.

Albany, n. T., Aug. ia split
among republican leaders that may
have an important bearing on national
politics has developed IN the work OF
framing a state constitution here,
and the chance of healing the breach
appeared slight.
William Barnes. state boss, has bro
ken with Elillu Root, president Of the
convention, and Governor Whitman
has taken sides with Barnes.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
Extravaqance.

We'll, my dear" said the head Of
the family %jubilantly, Il closed the
deal for the new house today. l had
the title searched and found it perfect.
ly clear. 1t cost me a hundred dollars
for the search, but"
Now, isn't that a perfect shame."
interrupted his better half. All that
money wasted for nothing"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
Sacrifice for Art.

One cold, wet and windy night no
doorway of an Atlanta store. Wonder.
ing what the darby could be doing
standing on q cold, wet night in such
a place, the proprietor OF the shop
said:
Jim. what are you doing here?"
"'Scuse me. sah," said JON, but
I'm gwine to sing bass tomorrow
mornin' at church, an am trying to
ketch a cold"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
DISTRESSING PIMPLES
Removed by cutieura Soap and oint-
ment. Trial Free.

Smear them with the Ointment.
Wash of in five minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water and continue
bathing for ONE minutes. Repeat on
rising and retiring. These fragrant
supercreamy emollients do much for
the skin, and do it quickly.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura, Dept. Ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
Not Easy to Do.

Why is it that the dog is always
referred to as the most intelligent ami
MALI" asked the elephant.
Because he knows how to get a
good living without doing any work."
replied the horse,
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
Couldn't Do II.

Il want you,' said the fair society
leader, ITO give me a plain opinion
about my latest photograph"
Madam" said the gallant cavalier,
bowling. ITO speak in plain terms OF
that portrait would be impossible"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20

The government of Hawaii has set
aside 5000 0 acres of forest reserves
and will experiment with planting Gu
calyptus for firewood.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
Oh. Pickles!

Hazel don't like windy weather.
1t plays havoc with ones complexion.
Aimee-Perhaps you don't get your
complexion on thick enough.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
LOGICAL.

Blobbs-Bjones is the most unlucky
fellow at cards | ever met.
Slobbs-Then ! suppose he is lucky
in love?
Blobbs-I suppose so. At any rate.
he has never been married.-LOndOu
Opinion.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
Drink Oenison's Coffee,
For your health's sake.

The discovery Of fish glue Is attrib-
uted to a Massachusetts man, who.
while making chowder. found that it
stuck to his fingers.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20

The trouble with many of those who
advocate the right is that they are SO
disagreeable about it that they do more
harm than good.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
A|RMEN FLY OVER
CONSTANT|N0PLE
FRENCH AND BRITISH SHE'LL GA
LATA, SUBURB OF TURK
CAPITAL.
TO GET MUNITIONS TO TURKS
Directed Against Serbia to Allow
War Supplies to Reach Otto
mans, 10 Belief.

London, Aug. 16.-A dispatch to the
Daily News from Athens says:
French and British aeroplanes have
flown over Constantinople. They
threw bombs on GaIata, causing heavy
casualties"
Galata, on the north side Of the
Golden Horn neal SeragIi Point, 10
Constantinople's largest suburb and
the custom house of the capital. The
Inhabitants before the war were main.
ly European Christians.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20

London, Aug. 1.-THE only evidence
of activity outside of Poland and the
Baltic provinces is on the Serbian
frontier, where a bombardment of Bel.
grade by the Austrians and a counter
bomoardment of Semlin and Panscova
by the Serbians has been resumed.
According to Nish, Austrian attempts
to cross the Danube lei the Serbian
and Roumanian borders have been re-
pulsed, but it is believed by the mill
tary experts here that this region will
be the scene Of the next Austro-Ger-
man offensive. There is some specu-
lation in military circles as to whether
attacked, because of Roumania's re-
fusal to allow munitions of war to
pass through to Turkey, which is be-
ing pressed both On her Caucasus and
Dardanelles fronts.
Turks Claim Advantage.
The Turks claim the advantage in
the battling on the Gallipoli peninsula
and in Asiatic Turkey against the al
lies, but the Russians assert that in
the latter Zone the Ottoman forces
have been defeated. On the Austro-
Italian front no decided gains for Ell
Their side are ~chronicled.
Artois, the forest of the Argonne
and the Vosges mountains continue
to be the scenes of activity on the
western front, but no serious battles
are in progress in any OF these re-
gions.
Evening journal., 1915-11-05
TO PROSECUTE PARENTS
FOR FALSIFYING Aces

Child Labor Inspector Charles II.
Grantland announces that parents who
violate the provisions of the child
labor act by falsifying the ages Of
their children will be prosecuted the
same as employers The announce
ment was made following the hearing
OF Anthony Scott Of No 1922 Elm
street, before Magistrate Francis on
a charge of allowing his son under IA
years to work in manufacturing
plant under the pretense that he was
more than i6 years old
The father pleaded guilty and was
fined s. and costs.
II was said that the boy had been
taken out of one factory and his pa
rents warned that he should be sent
to school. but II was claimed that his
age had been falsifed and the boy
was permitted to work in another fac
tory.
Evening journal., 1915-11-05
FARMERS favor Lecture
COURSE AT State FAIR

AZ the meeting Of Talleyville
Grange last evening. the proposal of
s. r. Wilson 10 have lectures giron at
the Delaware State Fair next year,
was discussed and favorably com
meqted on AS had been proposed by
Mr.. Wilson. a committee was appoint
ed last night by the grange for the
purpose of selecting subjects which
would be of interest and educational to
the patrons Of the State Fair. and 10
present the subjects TO the state Fair
Association for consideration The
committee 10 select lecture subjects
Ia composed Of r. r. Weldln. Curtis
Talley and Ernest Smith.
Following the routine business. a
delightful musical program was given.
Musical selections were given BY AL
fred Talley. Curtis Talley. William
Talley and Miss Hannah Ryan. Read
ings were delivered by Miss MAY Run.
Evening journal., 1915-11-05
SNAPPER SOUP
MISSIONARY PAGEANT TONIGHT
SCHECHINGER's.
East Second street.
SATURDAY. November s,
At II A. NJ. and 8 p. M.-Adv

In First Presbyterian Church Mar
ket street above Ninth a missionary
pageant will be given tonight. II will
portray arrival and disposition of i'm
migrants in this country. The number
OF participants. the variety and color
of costumes, the presentation OF just
one subject and the intense interest
of every American In that subject
combine TO make this annual event
very popular and meritorious.
Evening journal., 1915-11-05
IA1iS5 SOUTH HYO PEKOE. 5NHTIfY0 DOC o

With four two bladed runners on
his little feet Pekoe, the little canine
pet of Miss Dorothy South Of Mem
phis. Tenn, is showing New Workers
that a dog can be taught TO skate
Pekoe seems 10 enjoy the sport on
the slippery surface--pe because
there is no possibility of falls such
as those which dlscOmfit human
skaters.
Evening journal., 1915-11-05

Alice Ryan. Curtis Talley. Pusey
Passmore, and a recitation was given
by Miss Carrie Talley. A selection.
when You Were the Queen Of May"
was given by Misses Alice and Bes-
sic RYAN.
Evening journal., 1915-11-05
mr.. NIELDs ADDRESSES CLASS.

United States District Attorney John
2. Nields addressed members OF the
lrexel- -Biddle class OF Silvorbrook NJ.
f Church last evening on the work
accomplished at Plattsburg. Miss
Elizabeth D. Connell sang several vo-
cal selections.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-08-02
NO DISAPPOINTMENT
SCANDAL"
TODAY SURE | ISIS.
SAMSON.

Samson, Aug. III. w. Howell of
Geneva was q business visitor here
Thursday.
Misses Gypsie and vassie Kinsane
have returned to their home in Hart
ford after a pleasant visit to Miss
Luna Cotton.
Mrs. ]. r. Stuckey has returned
home after few days stay with
relatives in Montgomery.
Misses Wayne and Leila Rivenbark
are visiting relatives in Daleville this
week.
Miss Rubye Matheny is the guest
of relatives in Geneva.
Mrs. Charlie Morris and children
have returned to Montgomery after
visit to her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
]. w. Byrd.
Miss Eleanor Barnett Of Dothan is
the guest of her aunt, Mrs. j. ],
Morris.
Edward Winter has returned from
a few days stay with friends in Elba.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Winston and
children of Gainesville are visiting
relatives here this week.
Miss Kate Gilchrist of Geneva is
the guest Of Mr.. and Mrs. j. M. Gil
christ.
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BEULAH.

Beulah, Aug. I've have had sew
eral nice showers lately and every
thing is growing nicely.
Mrs. Mary Barrineau and daughter
Miss Montree, were the guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. E. L. Snowden in Bald
win, Ala, Sunday last.
Messrs. Ralph Snowden, Robert
Monter and Loren Barrineau spent
Sunday last at the home of E. L.
Snowden in Baldwin county, Ala.
Mr.. ]. E. Hurst who has been Sc
riously i'll is now good deal better,
and that he may soon be restored
to health is the wish of his many
friends in this community.
Miss Eunice Snowden has Just re-
turned home after week spent at
the home of her brother, E. L. Snow
den in Alabama.
Mr.. ]. M. Snowden was in Pensa-
cola on business Tuesday.
Mr.. Boot Malone was a business
visitor in the Deep Water City Tues
day.
Mrs. Mary Barrineau has just re.
turned from Quintette where she
spent a few days the guest of rela.
tives.
Mrs. c. E. snowden spent the day
at the home of her father, Arthur
Spare, Friday last.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-08-02
LARGE NUMBER
OVER THE BAY
HOT WEATHER DROVE HUN
DREDs TO THE ISLAND,
WHERE THE GULF BREEZES
WE'RE ENJOYED TO THE FULL

Warm weather of yesterday had
the effect of driving hundreds across
the bay where the cool gulf breezes
were enjoyed, to the full, and where
scores enjoyed the surf bathing. The
steamer Baldwin was not in service,
and was badly missed, but the Do
live had her quota of pleasure seek
ers, and on each trip, going and COM
ing, had large number aboard.
In the absence of the Baldwin, a
number of smaller boats were press
ed into service, and they had large
crowds, giving many a person a
chance to go over at convenient hours
and return at their convenience.
The crowd at Bayview park for the
day was not near as large as have
featured each Sunday there during
the present warm season. Despite
the fact that the resort was opened
the day before, the patronage was
not so heavy, but good order was
maintained throughout the day, and
those who did persuade themselves
to enjoy a swim pronounced it an ex-
cellent exercise.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-08-02
BRENT.

Brent, July 31.-Misses Celia Ny
rover Robinson and Velma Maura
were the Sunday guests of Miss Mar
garet Ray at Ray Villa.
Mr.. L. H. Braswell and his inter
esting family of Andalusia, Ala, are
spending several days with Mrs. I. E.
Allen. Mrs. Braswell is a niece of
Mrs. Allen. They motored down and
are enjoying some of the nice drives
about Pensacola. Mr.. Braswell is the
attorney of the Twelfth district of
Alabama. He can spend only a few
days and cannot enjoy all the sum-
mer pleasures that Pensacola offers
as he has to make trip to Mont
gomery, where the legislature is now
in session.
Mr.. w. L. Witch and children
have returned from visit to Mrs.
Wittich's mother, Mrs. E. K. Fuller,
of Milton.
Mrs. Mitchell of Luverne, Ala,
spent few days last week with her
son, Mr.. Walter Mitchell She re-
turned home Tuesday. Mr.. Mitchell
and his family left at the same time
for visit to Alabama friends and
relatives. Little Miss Willie Dee
Mitchell accompanied her grand
mother home and Mr.. and Mrs.
Mitchell will join them after a visit
to Birmingham.
Mr.. and Mrs Bryant are receiving
the congratulations of their friends
on account of the arrival of little
son.
Master Elmo Anderson of Pensa-
cola, is spending some time with his
granddad, Mr.. A. ]. Anderson and
his aunties.
Mrs. Griffin entertained her rela-
tiyes, Mr.. and Mrs. A. L. Tolbert, OF
Birmingham, last week.
Rev. Mr.. Floyd will conduct the
regular service at the Methodist
church Sunday.
Miss Florence Van Pelt of Mont
| gomery, and her sister, Mrs. Mccain
of Mckenzie, Ala, are spending some
time with their brothers, Messrs. ]
G. Van Pelt and John Van Pelt anc
their sister, Mrs. T. N. Adams.
Mrs. Scott Harter has returned t.
her home in Bagdad, after a visit OF
some length to her parents, Mr.. anc
Mrs. Arthur Davis of Oakfeld. Hel
brother, Jack Davis accompanied he1
home. He will remain in BagdaC
some time. Rev. Mr.. Floyd conduct
ed services at the Methodist church
Sunday.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-08-02
WILL ATTEND A
BIG CONVENTION
AARON BROWN WILL REPRE-
SENT CHRISTIAN ENDEAVoR
OF A. NJ. E. ZION CHURCH AT
ST. LOUIS.

Aaron Brown, general secretary of
the Christian Endeavor department
of the A. M. E. Zion church of Amer
ica,. colored, will leave today on the
noon train for st. Louis, No., where
the national convention of Christian
Endeavor of this church will convene.
The meeting will open Thursday,
August 5th, and will be presided over
by the secretary.
Delegates will attend the conven-
ton from all of the states, South
America, and Africa. Secretary
Brown will deliver his annual ad-
dress on Friday night, August 9th,
which will be of much interest to the
convention, covering, as it will, every
feature of the work in the A. M. E.
Zion church.
A two-year, connection-wide cam
paign will be recommended for 500
new local endeavor societies, $4,000
new members, $4,000 to carry on
the work, 500 comrades of the Quiet
Hour, 500 DICTIONARIES, and many 9TH
er advance steps will be proposed
The secretary will get the hearty CO.
operation of the entire convention in
this progressive movement as he has
made one of the best executives that
has ever filled the Office.
Other speakers will be Bishop A
Walters of New York, Hon. ]. C
Dancy of Philadelphia, DR.. E. E. Mid.
dleton of Chicago, and DR.. ]. C. Cald.
well of Nashville. All of the bishops
and general officers of the A. M. E
Zion church will be present, as the
correctional council will take place
just after the convention. Secretary
Brown will speak at Christian En-,
deavor rallies at jacksonville. KY.
and Nashville, Tenn, before return.
ing home.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-08-02
ADJUSTMENTS
Vitagraph- Keystone, Some Combina-
ton.

Vitagraph- Keystone, Some Combina.
ton.
The Bonita will today present to
its patrons program that will be
extremely hard to equal. A three
reel Vitagraph, and t,vo-reel Key
stonel And both of the best products
of the two leading film companies,
the one excelling in dramas the other
in comedies. The Keystone will be
when Ambrose Dares Walrus" and
it features Chester Conklin and Max
Swain. The Vitagraph is an espec-
tally strong Broadway Star feature
with Maurice Costello and Norma
Talmadge in the lead. 1t is entitled
''The Criminals" and represents an
engrossing sociological study, a
powerfully acted and produced story.
Tomorrow the Bonita will be in charge
of the Ladies of the Christ Church
Guild and an extra fire program
will be provided for. The principal
feature will be the wonderful Metro
Feature Always in the Way" in
five acts.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-08-02
STUNT
WILL FEATURE
A MOVIE sKIT WILL BE PUT ON
AT THE MUNICIPAL BALL FRI
DAY.

Probably one of the funniest
"stunts" that the Phunmakers will
give at their Municipal Ball, next FRI
day night, Aug. 9Th, is the one just
booked" by them. Composed of
three of Pensacola's we'll known local
professionals, a movie sdt will be
a feature, in which Johnny Jones, ].
H. Parker and Eric A. Anderson will
be prominent. The craze for Charlie
Chaplin as moving picture favorite
induced the Phunmakers to have these
three gentlemen appear in skit with
Charlie Chaplin, Fatty Arbuckle and
Mabel Normand, impersonated. The
movie skit in which they will appear
is entitled Loves Rugged Road"
The cast is as follows:
mabel, the Flirt," Johnny Jones.
FATTY, the Loyelorn," ]. H. Parker.
Charlie, the Suitor," Eric A. An
derson.
For genuine laughter, this original
novelty is going to add to the fun
of this great event. After thorough
rehearsing Loves Rugged Road
will be- worth the price of admission
alone. Messers. Jones, Parker and
Anderson will all appear in make VI
and costume, patterned after the
original whom they are to initiate
and the peculiar methods of each OF
these famous artists will be imper.
sonated absolutely correctly. The
camera man with real moving pic
ture camera will be on the spot t.
''take" the picture, and much laugh
ter is promised by the acting anC
antics of the performers. This is tn,
first feature of its kind ever showr
in Pensacola, and the Phunmakerl
feel an Indebtedness to the gentlemen
who will assist and which they fee
sure will cause a sensation.