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The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14
A Younk Skentic

Caller-Marjorie, if you drink so much tea you will be an old maid.
 Marjorie-I don't believe that at all. Mamma drinks lots of tea and she's been married twice an isn't an old maid yet.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14
Her Objection.

50 Maude has come back from the front as a Red Cross nurse?"
 "Yes, indeed She said if she did all the horrid things they wanted her to do, she would have been a perfect sight whenever the photographers for the papers came around. So she quit.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14
To Drive Out Malaria
 And Build Up The System

Take the Old Standard GROVE s TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know what you are taking. as the formula is D inted on every label. showing 1t is Quinine and Iron in taeteless form. The Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron builds up the system. 50 cents. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14
Accounting for Tastes.

Bacon-I see expert French butter tasters claim they can perceive the flavor of the soil over which cattle feed
 Egbert-Must have sort of taste of shrapnel now.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14
It Is Good for Man.

To heal cuts, sores, burns, lameness and other external ailments quickly use Hanford's Balsam. It is valu- able household remedy and should al- ways be kept in every home. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

sete on Suffrage October 1s. |ehton. - When the legislature Ill special session the Senate un. LLousiy passed the bill fixing Octo- t' TOT the special election to sub.
 ''e woman suffrage constitution. fhehoment to the voters.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14
NaVal Aide to President

- Lieutenant Com Fer Robert l.. Berry, commanding presidential yacht Mayfower, was
 Eha'ed as naval aide to President Poh' Tn place of Lieutenant Com. |der Jones, who is on sick leave
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14
AFTER SUFFERING
 LONG YEARS
Mrs. Aselin Was Restored to Health by Lydia E. Pink. hams Vegetable
 Compound.
Minneapolis, Minn. After my little one was born was sick with pains in

my sides which the
 doctors said w ere caused by inhamma- ton. I suffered a great d e al every month and grew very thin. I was under the doctors s care for two long years without any benefit. Finally
 after repeated sug-
 gestions to try it we pot Lydia E. Pink
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

l" fork. - Typhus fever has 'ieo American shores. The first
 came to the port aboard the N steamer Christoforos, which
 :" al seilles April 10. Tn victim pe third engineer, a Greek.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14
The Pessimist.

Payton-A bachelor is man who has been crossed in love.
 Parker-Yes, and married man has been double-crossed.-L
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14
DiSpSnSe War pja

WET FIe. f"'somery.-Col. G. J. Hubbard,
 dulutant general, has announce P,at the state military department |a''p-nse the old Spanish war fund
 persons entitled to it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14
ALIENS FooT-EAsE for the TROOPS

Over 100000 packages of Aliens Foot-Ease, the antiseplic powder to shake into your shoes, are being used by the German and Allied troops at the Front because it rests the feet, gives in stant relief to Corus and Bunions, hot, swollen aching, tender feet, and makes walking easy Sold everywhere, 25c. Try It TODAY. Don't accept any substitute Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

But it's difficult to judge a woman by what she doesn't say.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

If your horse is kicked, CT cut by barbed wire, apply Hanford's Balsam. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery Eyes and Granuated Eyelidsi No smarung- by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co.,, Chicago.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

Always proud to show white clothes Red Cross Ball Blue does make then white. All grocers. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

Every woman's pride, beautiful, clea, white clothes. Use Red Cross Ball Blue All grocers. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

Gossip never dies. They are again circulating the story that Adam had two wives.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

While the average man would like to be ahead, he is pretty we'll satisfied If he catches up.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

The Almighty puts long tails o horses and man cuts them off.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

Noah played a great game. He drew pairs and got full house.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14
Too Ripe.

What is the main point of a eel sor's job?"
 q guess it's incensing people,"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

It is easy to size up egotism that is not causing our own skulls to bulge.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

If she doesn't own a mirror she has lost all interest in life.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

For bad burns Hanford's Balsam ss used to give quick relief. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

For sores apply Hanford's Balsan lightly. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

Every man knows how different he would act if he were some other indi- vidual.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

The things man forgets are those he wishes he could remember.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

Experience benefits only those who have had it, and sometimes not even them.-Albany Journal.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

Lydia E. Pinkhan.' 8 Vegetable Com- pound, made from native roots and herbs, contains no narcotics or harmful drugs, and today holds the record of being the most successful remedy we know for woman's ills. If you need such medicine why don't you try it?
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14
INTERNATIONAL. SUNll1ySC[l()()L,
 LESSON lBy E. Q. SELLERS, Acting Director of sunday School Course, The Moody Bible Institute. Chicago, Ill)
LESSON FOR MAY Is
DAVID SPARES SAUL.

LESSON TEXT-I Samuel 26:5-16
 GOLDEN TEXT-Love your enemies. do good to them that hate you-Iuke 6.27
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

If you have the slightest doubt that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta- bIe Compound will help you, write to Lydia E. E.Pinkham MedicineCo. (confidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for ad- vice. Your letter will be opened read and answered by a womans and held in strict confidence.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

ham s Vegetable Compound. After talk ing the third bottle of the Compound l was able to do my housework and today ] am strong and healthy again. I will answer letters if anyone wishes to know about my case. Mrs. JOSEPH AsELIN, 606 Fourth Avenue, Minneapolis, Minn.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14
LAND WARRANT HOME

A new colony for the South How to get a land war rant to locate land and make n home. Under man arement of P H. Fitzgerald, Father of the Great Georgia Colony; free information. Address Tbs Tribune New Colony Company 426 Law Bldg Indianapolis pe
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-05-14

Sudan Seed KecIeaned Certified 20c per lb. f. o. b. Lubbock. Texas. Cash with order. Longview Seed Farm, Lubbock. Texas,
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-09-24
Soon a Starving World.

The calls of famine-stricken
countries for food may soon be
more numerous than the worlds
few remaining givers can sup
ply. The vast work of Ameri-
can relief is little grasped in the
far west. On relief of Belgium
and northern France, the Com.
mission for Relief of Belgium is
spending $40, 900 a month,
which is $1,000 900 more than
was required to build the Pan
anna Canal while construction
was in active progress.
The Commission for Relief in
Belgium has built up what is de-
scribed as the greatest commits
sariat the world has ever seen:
IL IeeuS 9,0UO,UOU persons. 1T
has its own flag, and it deals di-
rectly with seven governments.
It's hundreds of canal boats reach
every province in Belgium. The
Commission is the only medium
by which food can go into Bel
GUM. Seventy ships have sailed
from U. S. ports with food for
its vast pantry.
The S1O,OOO,OO % a month ex-
pense has been borne partly by
the United States. Rich Bel
gians gave $19, 600, 1000; three
quarters Of the Belgians who
still have money pay for their
supplies; the rest eat on the
worlds harity.-Portland Ore.
Guard.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-09-24

For the first time in its his
tory the United States leads the
world as an exporter. Occas-
ionally it has surpassed the
United Kingdom in the exporta-
ton Of domestic products, but
it was only in the fiscal year
ended June 80, 1915, that the
total American exports, domes-
tic and foreign, exceeded those
of the United Kingdom. The to-
tai exports in the fiscal year 1915
aggregated $2,76S, 100000, as
against $2,17O, 100000 for the
United Kingdom, the figures
representing in the case of the.
United States an increase of II.
per cent, and in the case Of the
United Kingdom a decrease Of 80.
per cent when compared with
last year.-Ex.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-09-24
Befogging the Situation.

From the New York Times.
Misconception of the plans for
national defense to be submitted
to Congress with the approval of
the President are easily formed
and may be difficult to remove.
The idea has gone abroad that a
large increase in the regular
army is to be favored. This
would be an unpopular proceed
ing at any time. A standing
army of 100000 or 3OO,OOO men
would not be sufficient for pro-
lection in case of attack. The
National Guard, as well as a re-
serve army and a large force of
volunteers, would still be re-
quired. The maintenance of a
regular army of such proper
tons in times of peace, on the
other hand, would be a violation
of the sound traditions of this
country. There is no reason to
believe that Secretary Garrison
will suggest an increase in the
present regular establishment of
much more than $4,000, includ-
ing men and officers. Efforts
are making in all the States to
place the National Guard in a
condition which will enable the
War Department to develop it
according to army rules. Every
State must have cavalry, field
artillery, a signal corps, a quar-
termaster's corps, and hospital
and ambulance service as well as
infantry. The coast States
should all have coast artillery as
well. The organized militia in
many of the smaller or sparsely
populated States has hitherto
been confined to a few compan-
les of infantry. But in the up
building it does not necessarily
follow that the numbers of the
National Guard will be greatly
increased.
The most important part of
the program for the strengthen
ing Of our national defenses will
relate to the formation of re-
serves for both the regular army
and the National Guard and the
adoption of a systematic plan
for the training of citizens for
military duty. Consumption will
play no part in this program. 1t
is well to bear these facts clear
ly in mind, in view of the at
tempts to befog the situation
which some of the adroit politi-
clans are already making.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-09-24
Real Estate Transfers.

49,
Deeds filed in the Recorders
Office at Lexington, Mo-, week
ending Saturday, Sept. IS, 1915.
Compiled by Lafayette County
Abstract Co., Lexington, Mo.
Abstracts and farm loans. $50
money to loan on Lafayette
County Farms.
William H. Adams and wife to
Joseph G. Burnes, w, D. $4,000,
lot 10, block 20, South Side Adj
dition to Higinsville.
Carlo w. Parker and wife to
Tessie M. Cook, w. D. $4,000,
lots IL and IL, block Z, st. Thos.
addition to Waverly.
j. c.. Needles and wife to L. B.
Davies, w. D. $4,000, west p
block 80, Fourth Addition to St.
Thomas, now Waverly, lot So,
Cauthorn, Miller and Redd's
addition to Waverly.
Thomas Walton to Cinnie H.
and Newell T. Wilcoxon and Bar
ton R. Young @. C. D. $1,000,
lots 2 and %, block ct" Ander-
sons add to Lexington.
Ernest Sipe ct al, to Cinnie H.
and Newell 7. Wilcoxon and Bar
ton r. Young, w. D. $4OO, lots
2, a, 5, 6, 10, 20, 81, %, "a, 27
and %, block "T," Anderson's
addition to Lexington.
Henry E.. Ware and wife to
Margaret Shea, w. D. $500
lot 10, block "P," Anderson's
addition to Lexington.
Gustav and Clara Buesing to
Louis Buesing W. D. $41O.12, N
W u 96, Sc "A SW a 25-49-24.
Idle ". Larkin and husband to
Guy A. VanMeter, w. D. 5000,
Ito interest in w 70 Sc "a 4,
NV "A NE "A 9, part 10 acres
west side SW u NE "A 8, N. of
Creek 1927.
Edward C. Wehrmann and
wife to Tom j. Miller ct al, w. D.
$3.50, strip in Sc corner 20 A.
west side E " SW "a 12-5O-26.
Mary V. Burchfeld and hus-
band to Anna E. Kemper, w. D.
$1.O0, exchange of land, E 70 N
E n %, SW u NE "a 10 A. S.
end w " NV n NE "a 24-48-27
Anna E. Kemper and wife to
Thos. ]. Dollhouse, w. D. $500,
2-5 interest in SW "A NE "a and
S IA A. w " NV u NE "a "a
1927.
Fletcher Jones and wife to
Joseph Cook, w. D.. 5000, west
u block %, Asbury's addition to
Higginsville.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-09-24
School of Music.

l have decided to begin my fall
term on September 2, instead of
September Is Those who wish
to attend, please call at my stu
dio, 111S19 Main street, or phone
Miss Elizabeth Graves, No. 745.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-09-24
We Certainly Do Love Work.

We are prepared to do better
work and more of it than ever.
Why half mix your concrete the
old way? Let us mix your con.
crete the up-to-date way. We
have the best mixer on the mar
ket. Your concrete does not
cost you as much as it did the
old way. Yet it is a hundred
per cent better, because when We
mix it. it's mixed, That's all.
JOHN l. ASHURST.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-09-24

THE SANITARY BAKE SHOP.
| carry the SnOw-F Flake Wrap
ped Bread, Venviena Bread, Rye
Bread, Whole Wheat Bread and
the Twin LOaves. / also have
the Jelly Roll, MarshmalIOw Roll
and Carmel Roll. Every thing
is new and up-tO-date. solicit
your patronage. My wagon
makes daily trips to town.
A. C. MEIERER.
Phone 500
7-12O-tf.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-09-24
eBuiId A Home

Let me furnish a nice level
so foot lot, in a good location,
and have a house built to suit
you and save you almost the
price of your lot.
JOHN J. PRICE.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-09-24

WANTED-A salesman in this
territory to represent us in gen.
eral monumental b business.
Write for particulars.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-12
Too Poor to Re Hurt

From the St Louis Globe Democrat.
 New York.-Frederick Birkmer,. q street sweeper of New Rochelle too poor to be laid up by an accident" he aaid. was knocked unconscious when struck in tho back in the Pelham road by a motorcycle ridden by Frank Purdy of Port Chester. Birkmer, still uncon- scious, was being lifted into an ann bulance when he regained his senses. struggled to his feet and staggered to- ward his broom.
 Cant afford to be hurt" he mutt tered.
 Purdy and 8 hospital surgeon forced him into the ambulance At the hos rital his skull was found fractured. He vas prepared for the operating tablo.
 A moment later he sprang from bed. tore off his bandages and struggling with an interne, strove to reach a door way.
 'I must get back" he faltered.
 Then he fell unconscious and died scon.
 purdy was taken before City Judge Bizel and paroled on a charge of reck- less driving.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-12
FRED'S COMMENT
 ON THE AMATEURS

The strong Pep-to-Lac squad that was beginning to be hailed as unbeatable, was handed their first reverse of the sea- son by the Inglenook combination. The leaders proved to be an easy outfit for the young Mir. Henderson. who held the bottlers at his mercy throughout the bat tle The services of Roberts was severely missed by the bottlers who used three twirlers against the Nookers.
 The Rasco Jewellers proved the undoing of the Southern Bell team Saturday when after winning five straight games the tele- phoners were forced to the ground by one Mir Simon. whose pitching has been chief factor in the Jewellers success. The victory puts the Rasco team back in striking distance of the top.
 The increasing vigor that the Progress sive Farmers are putting into their games is beginning to tell. The Farmers have now won three games in a row. and prom ise to do more. Frawley is pitching in the best of form, and is proving to be big number in the Farmers temporary success. They are gradually advancing from the cellar and now hold sixth place.
 
 Shorty Thomas made his debut with the Farmers Saturday and although he Tailed to connect to a safety, he pulled stunts in the field that will make him them permanent keystoner. Shorty for merly performed with the Chero-Cola bunch. All ye hurlers look out for "Shortyi"
 The Bessemer Rolling Mill club of the T. c. I. league continued its series of Saturday victories wi n they handed the By-Product bunch severe defeat and consequently won their twelfth consecu- tive game. It looks as though 1t will take some team out of the league to hand these boys a reverse
 The Postoffice nine lost their second game of the year Saturday when the strong American Steel and Wire company team. aided by errors and timely bingles. put across another win. Galbreath pitched good game but errors were re- sponsible for his defeat.
 Irondale won a twin victory Saturday
 
 CTS seems to be keeping his word that he would make the leaders sit up and take notice before the final gong. The addi- tional strength added sometime ago proved to do wonders with them. and they now appear ready to Init the grind",
 saturday was an ideal day for the anna teurs. and they certainly took advantage of It. Most of the games were well played as well as interesting, and the exceedingly large crowd that gathered to see the games showed the increasing interest to- ward the amateur performers.
 The biggest day in the amateur base ball history in Birmingham will be on July 22. when the big amateur baseball ham quet comes off. Some good time is in store for the youthful performers, and 1t will be a gala occasion Several .'biga men VIII be on hand to give the boys a talk. It is only Il more days, so just wait.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-12
0NE GENI \ W0RD[0NE GENI \ W0RD

EAFETY RAZOR blades sharpened bet
 ter than new. 25c dozen. Send them parcel post. Robert Prowell Stove Co,
 Birmingham. 4-1Q-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-12
By Hop

class, for instance. But there can be no difference of opinion concerning the serious weakness of the Arizona class because of their slow speed The Ari- 2ona would be no match for the Queen Elizabeth, for the simple rason that the formers speed Is 91 knots and the lntter's speed more than 25 knots
 The Arizona and her sisters are fne ships and are valuable additions to the navy, but nothing Is to be gainted by eNaggerating their value. They were planned and on their way to comple- ton before the war demonstrated tho supreme importance of speed. The Fewer ships which the United States Is now planning or will plan will show that nobody realizes tho Arizona's great weakness more thoroughly than the American naval scientists.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-12
Slow Superdreadnauphts

From the Charleston News and Courier
 There has been the usual "patrioticu hurrah over the launching of the new superdreadnought Arizona. She Is de- scribed as the most powerful shin afioat, the queen of the seas etc, etc
 But, coming down to cold facts. she ia nothing of the sort, Like the Penn sylvania. concerning which the sarae extravagant statements Were made when she was launched few weeks ago. the Arizona Is inferior in fighting efficiency to considerable number of the new spips built or building for for eign navies. There may be dimerences of opinion as to whether her battery of 1e 14-inch guns is superior to the bat tery of eight 15-inch guns carried by the British ships of the Queen Elizabeth
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-12
LEGAL NOTICES
Notice of Sale of Collateral Security

Notice of Sale of Collateral Security
 Notice is hereby given that the under signed will sell at public outcry to the highest bidder for cash, before the court house door of Jefferson county, Alabama, at noon, on Tuesday, July IS, 1915, the following described notes and mortgages, aggnegating S1 1,35S.30: c. c. Childers and J. M. Black, due December 20, 1916, $foo; c. c. Childers and J. M. Black, due De eember 20, 1915. $s5o; John Sharpley, due November l. 1914, $15; c. c. Childers and ]. M. Black, due December 20, 1914 s250; D. B. Jordan. due November Ia, 1914 $26.S0; c. F. Sowell, due November 1, 1914 N6o; The last named being credited with $50 as of April 20, 1915 Said mortgages being indorsed in blank by the payee. All of the notes and mortgages are recorded in the office of the judge of probate of Morgan county, Alabama, in books of record, respectively, as follows; Volume ITO, page 164; volume TO, page 165; volume 170, page 162; volume ITO, page 163; volume TO. page 1sl; volume ITO, page 16o. First National Bank, Birmingham, Ala. Thomas Hopkins. cashier. 7-12-5t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-12
OUISyILLE & NASHVILLE sTATT0N
Birmingham DIrkraI

aay. Other tEains run daily. csntsal tins.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-12
FEDERAL LEAGUE
STANDING
Cubfeds Split Games

Chicago, July n.-Extra base hits gave Chicago and Kansas City one game each of today's double header. In the first game zwilling, with two home runs and a double, batted in six runs for the Whales, while Brown pitched steadily and won over Johnson and Main, to 2.
 A batting rally in the seventh inning brought victory to Kansas City in the second, 1 to 8. Packard was good in all innings except the second when Flacls hit a home run with two on Mcconnell succeeded Prendergast in time to be charged with the defeat. his first after nine straight wins. Scores:
 First game R. H. E. Kansas City ........... oO2 GOO OoO--2 ' O Chicago ........,......... 004 020 10~-7 12 2
 Batteries: Johnson, Main and Easterly; Brown and Fischer.
 Second game R. H. E. Kansas City ............ 900 o00 400--4 g Chicago .................. 003 coo 000-3 l
 Batteries; Packard and Brown; Prem dergast, Mcconnell and Wilson, Fischer.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-12
Tie game Tuesday, July .. 'Tie game Wednesday,, July '.
 AMERTCAN I.u,AC.Tym

Only one change occurred in the Fed erai league. which ended In a tie be- tween Baltimore and Buffalo for last place, the Buffeds having worked up Baltimores were doing poorly. The first. division clubs are still closely grouped with St. Louis and Kansas City contending for the lead. Newark has improved its chances somewhat and is close to Pittsburg and Chicago in the two positions just ahead. while Brooklyn has continued steadily on the down grade.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-12
SIoufeds Win

St. Louis, July 11.-Although St. Louis and Pittsburg each got seven hits in today's game, the locals won 4 to 1. Crandall kept Pittsburg's hits well scattered, but St. Louis punched theirs in the second and third innings. Score; R. H F. Pittsburg ...... oG0 900 010--t St. Louis ....... 022 900 00s-4 ?
 Batteries; Knetzer and Berry; Gran dall and Hartley.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-12
SWAPPERS' COLUMN
SWEATERS COLUMN

WILL swap for cash, cottage at St Clair Springs on lot 105 feet by 2lo feet; e t. tage In good condition and furnished; property carries right to use of spring water Address Box 900. Birmingham
 Ala. 6-l7-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-12
Fixing. the Blame

From the Philadelphia Ledger.
 The Parson: To whom am I indebted for this visit?
 The Bridegroom: To Mamie's mother: she thought I'd been counting her long enough, and she said SO
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-12
WANTED-AGENTS

WANTED-Agents to sell lots in the won-
 derful Louisiana-Texas oil field. Cad
 do-Clinton Oil and Gas Co.,. S2l Gravier
 st., New Orleans. La 6-S0-14t $40 PAYS for a complete course, any de- partment, if arrangements are made be-
 fore August IA. Phone or call Massey Business College. 2024ia Sd ave. 7-10-tf