New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-31

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IT'S TIL NASHNUL WILL. SINTHER.- Rrpr,r
TIL PRISIDINT.
Kankakee,' siz he, an tn North Poo,k ~ -
timpestchus Winnebago, ne siz. N. h.,,,,
blades whin l think iv tn price " vhs. !,
Moo Yark bean absorbed be tn greedy ~
ners on tn Erie Canal siz he, an HOhca,
Creek siz tn great aykonnymist wipir' !,
giglamps. l burn wild ndig-na.shun viii, n
think iv TIL burrdin' imposhed on our rsyS,
Grated pork an tn picked pigs fare, wtit
he siz, is tn glory iv Chinehinstty, Obs
haw. siz he. be tn ocean freghts be.za.,
thin an'-an'-sure I forgit tn name " Z
pla-ace. siz tn Pris'dint, his vice thrinSi
wild emoshun. but that there is mere dsya..
Tn principles tn same he siz.
Whats he always talkin' about his prrna.
pie FRI" asked Quinlan YEARLY
Its his way iv ookin' aithcr bis inthrx
answered Finnegan.
"'An' that's not ahl.' siz Wudthrow. rs
schame will accomplish that intherpn.an
shun iv tn polly-tickle wild tn Commershl :.
iv tn Nashun,' he siz. which is issintial 81
he. to III salvashun iv our instychushuns !,
siz. Another wurrd in closing he siz, an Is
not a plan nor a program | give ye, but 3
t'run out merely as sejestchun, siz he, Yrn
be turned over in yer minds siz tn graz
sike-ologist 1t is this same siz ne, atthr a.
irnprishive shtop. Az we shud own tn sais
might Their not bel do not say ther wuc BE-
but might Their not be provided he axes
wide an perf'ly ligtmit fayld in which me 4
Brine cud reward Dishurvln' Dimmycrats!
ALL THAT WENT BEFORE WAS A
NOTHING NOW.
"Hosh -annyr yells tn psthrits, lspln
Their fate; an thin, Dinny tn sulInee cfa
loose. Ali that had gon beture was nawthr
tot. Tn furrst whoop ripped roll " tn .
tn roof an put out tn lights. Ivry man tn
his arrums roun' tn Mkt wan, an ather sI''
a divastatin' yowl, burrsted into tears j
TIL wimmin ture off Their hats an shtamp'
on thin. an squaled wild eckshtcy waVr
han'chf in wan hand an tn false hair " tA'
in tn luther. TIL s'loons nearby was crows
as if be magic. an av annywan wuddnt O'
to Wilson Wishky he was trun out Two n..
other Numbers iv tn Wilson an BRINE u
wired Moo Yark akin til wages "
captin.
In tn hall itself tn scanc was beyant as
Grip shun. An impromchu ousrtitt was =
startin' 'Lade, Kindly Light whln along ''n'
tn Indipindint S'cyty iv Dimmyeratic ~.
Samuels firm Terry Hut, wslkin IN loeA ~
an singin' Pass tn Wurrd Along tn Linz, I.
changin' into We Are Out Oh the osnun ~
in as .hey inthered tn dures. lh oa',
Chairman orthered two banners ir ach ''''
ty Safe, tn wan radin,' Til Dininla"
Iniianny demands tn Shippin' Bill "
other Wilson or Disunion 1910. =,
BE tn aid iv tn Fire Dipyartnint q :,
liss reserves tn Pris'dint isshcapea DC :,
back dure an they run him to tn uia""
was il pale il muffin. Till tn 'n)n@rs
to cut loose. siz tn Pris'di snkin INV :
safe. 'Begobs l niver knowed tn poss
Great Emoshuns before siz ne, dn''".-
glass iv wather that Polss Csp'H'
him. AS tn thran pulled cut, IN NOV !.
racin' down tn shtrate to tn stasnun' :.
: nerves iv tn Pris'dint was shock up ~ p"
two thrains to take him to Wasnn' WIS ~.
FIR whin tn injine shtopped II uD,.
he was that ratified that he went eidl'' '-
tn windy, CLASH an all, an nc ran '. 81;
thrack SO fasht that he got tn NIX w.
ahid. All
An that's tn way, Dinny' IN UNI. -,
ciples iv dimmycracy reused u S''''
shuns iv Injanny.' ,vbo
IT'S little he said iv bus II "a ,n.,r
plane TIL game these days, eommen'eu = a
He said befure that tn thruo'e "'
logical" answered Finnegan. ,,,6
Does he t'ink he's plane ball OF Oo"'O. -,,l
Rhavms2" answered Quinlan' s'O'
sure that wan whit over tn baeksn'Or. IA
shud come acrost wild snuther. ! CIV
racine that wan wild tillygrait p0'.. .;,,
HE siz it names yer in Shta'e
pursued the barber. n. xha,
so he's plane tn game, is me- % s,,.
hear he amt so much iv player '''''
currevs is sisy." vou
His currcvs is not hard wen'' ~ "a,
onto Thin" said Finnegsn, pu'''"e
over the last chair. .,;.y ass
.ty- 49, b. oe, away wild il, ihlni o.
Quinlan. hing for
We'll" said Dionysius. resenn's Nv
gas Jet, and pausing, It's not ,"'D ,,nny.
change iv pace. though that ioos ",s vi
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