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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-03

TRINITY EPISCOPAL
REV. ROBERTS P. JOHNSON, Pastor
Services, first Sunday at II a. m.
No regular appointment for the fifth
Sunday.
Sunday School, every Sunday, 10 a. m.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1915-02-11

its people. But to institute proceed
ings against him would be to dignity
him In a manner that is u~nwarranted
and unwise. Neither are reprisals Of
any kind to be considered. The legis-
lature of North Dakota cannot afford
to descend to the level Of LOTUS. The
incident, %disgraceful as it was, has its
value. 1t shows in q conspicuous and
unmistakable manner the sort of a
Lotus is, and the tendencies of his
work. Men who have regard for the
reputation of their state and its public
men, and men who are jealous of any
attempted usurpation of their power
and authority as citizens by DULLES
who undertake to play the roll OF
bosses, will fight shy of Lotus and
men Of his kind.
This episode has its bearing on the
legislation which is sought and con-
templated in favor of terminal eleva-
tors. All the mouthings and abuse
which characterized the Lotus speech
do not alter, one way or the other, the
facts in relation to this proposed n
terprise. And resentment over the
belchings of a flannel-mouthed agita-
tor ought not to stand in the way OF
any legislation which is really in the
interest of the people of North Dako-
ia. If the state needs terminal eleva-
tors it still ought to have them. But
the merit Of a cause is very properly
judged in no small measure by the
methods which they employ. The leg
islature has before it on the one hand
the report Of the board of control
calm, courteous, thorough, full of
facts and figures which may be veri-
fed or shown to be incorrect, and its
conclusions against the elevator plan;
and on the other hand it has the spec
tacle which it witnessed On Tuesday,
where villiication took the place of
argument and bullying the place of an
appeal to reason. And it is fair to
conclude that the cause which is es.
poused in such a manner, and by such
a man, must indeed be a weak one.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1915-02-11
Chautauqua
Charlie
Copyright. Puck
BY F. II. WILLIAMS.

THANK you kindly for your gen.
teel Chautauqua salute" remarked
Chautauqua Charlie. with IN expan.
sive grin az he mopped his forehead
with a huge bandanna handkerchief.
Charlie vas one Of the lecturers who
are known as popular" He was one
Of the kind who believe in getting
down to the minds or hearts of the
simplest. In both his manners and HIS
speech.
my little gab-test." continued Char
lie. will be on the modern application
Of that truly touching tale Of John
Alden and Priscilla. / will endeayor
to point out the way in which we can
derive much good from an examine.
ton Of the same under our powerful
verbal microscope. 1t Is only by grab.
bling the benefits to us. as moderns,
In We ancient tales that we can profit,
ably spend our time in working over
them.
with this Introduction. then, let
me get down to the core Of my sub.
.ject. as the boy said when he bit into
a wormy apple. You know the Pris-
ella story too we'll for me to repeat
it in your hearing. In fact. If l should
do so. you would probably heave a
few cuspidores and things at me for
even suggesting that you didn't know
1t. But have you ever stopped to think
that the whole transaction Is similar
to u present day method Of selling
goods7 Priscilla, you know. Ia the
person1dcation Of the buying public;
John Alden Ia the travelling salesman
sent out by his employer. Miles Stand.
ish. In this case. however. John is
sent out to dispose of Miles.
John goes into the buying publtc's
store. cracks a few jokes and then
comes to the point. I've got a great
piece OF GOODS he says. that ! can
let you have at a bargain. It's that
splendid young fellow. Miles Stand1sh.
He's about the best that ever came
down the pike. He's all wool and q
yard wide. He's got good teeth and
he combs his hair twice a day. He's
a great provider-he can keep you In
the style to which you're accustomed
without the least trouble. You can
have him. too. In exchange for a life,
time Of love and DEVOTION
Gee. you're a swell talker, john
says Priscilla. Been coming around
here some time now selling me goods.
amt you. John?' /,
Yep says John.
I've been buying pretty regular,
too. amt /. John?'
You sure have, Priscilla
We'll. say. John. did you ever stop
to think that it's not because your
goods are SO good that l buy EN-?
You know there's other goods as good
as the goods you're selling. Don't you
know it's because like you that 1
buy the goods you sell? Why don't
you quit this working in Miles inter,
est. John. and a%rticulate a little on
your own behalf?'
BY Jove. I'll do that! Til go into
business for myself cries John. ana
he cops her out as a bride.
THAT. ladies and gentlemen, is the
modern application Of the old story.
Success is only won by ar~ticulating
in our own behalf. We must blow
our W trumphet. If we ever expect
to get there. The man who lets h1s
light shine only beneath the encompass,
sing gloom of a half bushel never gets
very far along in the lowery pathway
to success. That Is thought l would
leave with you. dearly beloved friends;
articulate In your own behalf" !;
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1915-02-11
AD,Eu TO ARID ARkANsAwl

We're movin' out Of Arkansaw. the
Grand Old Commonwealth: we're ex.
odustin' some'rs else, and goin' for
our health. We've sold the farm and
called the dogs and tied the COW be-.
hind the Vaughn. and a mo1ster land
is what we low to find. We've packed
the children in the rig. a.settin' soft
on hay; we don't know whur we're
goin' to. but we're shorely on our way.
Thar's me and JEFF. Bill. Dick and Sal.
and Beauregard and Nav. and Grover.
Dewey. Braxton Bragg. all leayin.
Arkansaw. And Kate and Cute. two
sets @ twins. and William Jenntn's
Bryan. a-drivin' from the danger gone
and wtshin' we was flynn. !
They've passed a prohibition law.
down thar at Little Rock, that's raised
more kinds Of bally no than would an
earthquake shock. It's Jared the State
from end to end. and twisted It
awrack. and made the moss stand
right up straight upon traditions back.
It's plumb asin all pree-ceedent, our
liberty 1t wrecks. and walks in tones
Of thunder on the honest voters necks.
The State will soon a Sarah be, just
like that distant land whur Arabs
ride on camel's humps across the burn.
In sand.
AW. yes. o course. We hate to leave;
Dut-gosh,alm1shty, man!-we're hikin'
out to save our lives, and goin' while
we can. We're aimih' for some other
State. some safer, saner land, whur
snake bites and their certain cure 20
gatly hand in hand.
THE Difference
Papa. what Is the difference be-
tween q senator and a member of Con-
gressP"
"A senator. my son. is an alderman
grown n size larger. and q congress.
man 10 and alderman who has not
grown"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1915-02-11
Wall Paper Samples.

| have received sample lines of
Wall Paper from both Chicago
and Minneapolis, and will be
pleased to call and show them to
parties wishing to see them.
Leave word with Ed. w. Hanson,
Phone 119. I do all kinds of
paperhanging and decorating.
(Adv.) ERIC TYsK.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1915-02-11
Fresh Fish,

Have just received a consign-
ment of Lake Winnipeg White Fish
and Pickerel. Very choice. Star
Meat Market. (Adv.)
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1915-02-11
GOING SOME

MY uncle used to smoke his. pipe,
and blow smoke.rings that would float
across the Dol and ring the door.
knob"
MY uncle" said the other liar,
dreamily, used to blow some that
would ring the door-bell."
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1915-02-11
Constipation.

When costive or troubled with
constipation, take Chamberlain's
Tablets. They are easy to take
and most agreeable in effect. Oh.
tainable everywhere. (Adv.)
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1915-02-11

How Mr.. Davis Got Rid of a Bad
Cough.
Some time ago l had a very
bad cough" writes Lewis r. Da.
Wis, Backwater, Del. MY bro,
Their, McCabe Davis, gave me a
small bottle of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. After taking
this I bought half a dozen bottles
of it, but only used one of them.
as the cough left me and I have
not been troubled since" Oh.
tainable everywhere. (Adv.)
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1915-02-11

There r two kinds of farmers.
One tries to take all the advice he
hears and the other won't take any
at all.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1915-02-11
For Rent.

The downstairs to the Wallace
house, on Ingalls, avenue Pos.
session given at once.
(Adv.) j. K. JoSLYN.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1915-02-11

When the soul communes with the
spirit Of nature the back to the farm
movement prevails.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1915-02-11

Any girl can make q name for her.
self-n she can induce some man to
face the psrson with her.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1915-02-11

az All notices of entertainments of
any nature at which admission is
charged. given by local organizations
are charged at the rate of five cents
per line per insertion.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-07-16

Skirts that have plaits at the sides
while they are plain at the back and at
the front, are. among the newest and the
best liked. Here is one that Is made in
just that way and which also has one "a
very great and unusual advantage II
can be be used as a skirt and it can bs
cut off to become a tunic, so that IL
serves two distinctly different purposes.
When cut as a tunic, it is shaped to
form a point at the front and one at
the back and such shapings are exceed
ingly smart. The skirt is made in two
pieces and being eenli-circular, it k e 8
most graceful folds and ripples. 1t is
equally good for all uses; as tunic,. it
will - found charming for the indoor
costume, whether for daytime or even
ing wear and also for the street suit.
For tho medium size will be required
5% yds. OF material 27 in. wide, a yds.
IS, 81 yds. a.
The pattern S632 is cut in sizes from
"a to 81 inches waist measure. II will be
mailed to any address by the Fashion
Department of this paper, On receipt q
ten cents.
Bowman's sell May Manton Patterns.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-07-16
WHAT is URIC ACID?
Does Uric Acid Cause Backache Rheumatism and Kidney Trouble

Dear DR.. Pierce: - What is Uric
Acid? Does it cause kidney trouble :?
Not long ago was examined for in
Burance and an analysis of the kidney
gecretions showed an excess of Uric
Acid.
I suffer from backache, and rheu-
matism in my limbs, but never before
suspected my kidneys. recognize you
as an authority on these subjects, and
wish you would give me this infor-
nation.
LEWIS R.
Lewis R., My Dear Sir: Answering
your letter, Uric Acid indicates poison
ing of the system; it is also associated
with several other poisons and forms
of painful irritants in the cells of the
Joints, nerves and muscles. Everyone
has Uric Acid in the system, but
naturally in small quantities. Excess
sive amount is caused by eating too
much meat and foods that ferment in
stomach. The kidneys being the fit
ers of the blood are supposed to sep
arate and throw the poisons out of the
system. Weak, tired and overworked
kidneys fail to do this, hence the pois-
onous Uric Acid and it's associated
Poisons contaminate the blood, causing
backache, lumbago, rheumatism,
dropsy and tired, wornout feeling.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-07-16
ACADEMY STUDENTS !.
MAKE GOOD SHOWING
S Pass College Entrance Exams
With Marks Of, 100 Per Cent;
All Stand High

Splendid showings have been made
by students of the Harrisburg Acad-
emy, in the annual college entrance
examinations. Five passed the tests
with marks of 100 per cent, while all
the other marks were high.
Those who successfully passed the
college entrance board examinations
are: George r. Bailey, John Richard
Hart, Robert w. Seitz, Albert Fl.
Stackpole, Nathan w. Stroup and
Mercer B. Tate, Jr.,
The following, passed the Princeton
University examinations: Edward NJ
Cooper, Jrs Charles Dunkel, Thomas
S. Hargest, 3. Augustus Hoff, Paul w.
Orth William A. Smiley, John S.
Senseman and G. P. Jeffers.
: Russell A. Hoke and Joseph H.
Strouse passed the examinations of
the University of Pennsylvania.
P. Boyd Rutherford passed the Yale
tests.
Marlin E. olmsted, Jr., former
student at the Academy, now at st.
Paurs school, Concord. New Hamp-
shire, was awarded for. high standing
in his form, '"The First Testimonial;
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-07-16

short breath and many other syrnp-
toms. .0.~-s
: To overcome the trouble is only a
matter of toning up the kidneys, and
this is best done by a treatment with
"An-Uric" with proper diet and exer-
else. This prescription has been thor
oughly tested and used by specialists at
my institution, in Buffalo, n. Y, with
satisfactory results, and astonishing
relief, it being 81 times more active
than lithia in disolving uric acid.
I recently put "An- Uric" before the
American people and it may now be
obtained from almost any one of the
leading druggists in town, simply by
asking for Doctor Pierce's "An-Uric, !"
in tablet form.
il rundown, weak or emaciated,
need building up and wish to put on
enough stay there" flesh to round off
your figure, making 1t plump, robust
and healthy looking, I would suggest
also a tonic for strengthening the
stomach, giving life to the lungs and
purity to the blood, such as does DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, the
herbal system tonic.
Take good medical advice, and do
not let deadly Brights Disease or Dia-
betes develop from neglected kidneys.
(Signed) v. N. PIERCE. NJ. d. "
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-07-16
AA1OMen tsg!z. &gR .lnreReS Is
= Their Married Life
Copyright by international News Service.

prepare food as they liked 1t would
be anything but conducive to cool
appearance and an unruffled temper.
Helen sat down before her desk
drawer and began to straighten it out.
She kept a variety Of things in 1t and
it finally began to interest her as she
came across a few tritles she had
lost track of.
Suddenly she jumped up as though
she had received a shock, in her
fingers, held gingerly enough, was a
pin. Like flash came up the re-
membrance of the lost veil pin and
Mrs. Thurstons accusation. She had
never remembered the unpleasantness
of the thing without burning cheeks
and an uncomfortable feeling.
Helen Does Not Know What to Think
Mrs. Thurston had been very un-
reasonable and rude about the mat
ter and Warren had managed 1t for
her so that she was convinced that
she was right and Mrs. Thurston had
it To min hal,. Veil and 10 80. "a. q
turn 1t.
She hadn't seen Mrs. Thurston
since and had no desire to. OF late
they had suffered reverses and the
Thurstons had moved out of the
neighborhood. Helen had no idea
where they lived, but certainly the pin
strange thing it was. She had been
so positive that she had not kept the
pin, in fact she had no recollection
of it at all, and here 1t was, an evil
dence against her, and how 1t had
gotten into her desk drawer she had
no idea.
She knew that the drawer had been
neglected for a long time, and that
she had thought several times in the
last year that she must get to work
and clean it out, but always some
thing else had taken her time and
! the necessary cleaning had been post
poned
Nora" she said, going out into the
kitchen with the pin in her hand,
''have you ever seen this pin before :?
Do you know how 1t came to be in
the desk drawer"
Yes, Mrs. Curtis" said Nora read
| lily enough. 'I found it whes. I vas
| slipped it into the Gesl- drawer.
! forgot to ts2i yca, ma'am."
/ r'How long ago?' questioned Helen.
~. long time ago." said Nora, blush
ing and shifting her gaze uneasily.
| Helen knew that there was no use
of questioning the girl more, nor of
reproving her. The thing was done
and that was all there was to it. Nora
would remember better if Helen said
nothing at all than she would If
Helen scolded. Helen decided that
/ the easiest way out was to send the
pin to Mrs. Thurston with note of
explanation, which she could do as
she liked about believing Then the
idea occurred to her that she would
have to find out where the Thurstons
| lived first. She would let the matter
rest till Warren came home and then
she could perhaps ask him without
telling him why she wanted to know.
At least she had a respite of few
hours. What a pity the thing had to
turn up anyway.
(Another instalment of this inter-
esting series will appear here soon.)
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-07-16

With feeling Of vague resentment
Helen followed Nora intoSthe kitchen.
But, Nora" she protested, IT don't
see why you are thinking of leaving
now" '--
Nora was silent, and from the set
OF her mouth Helen saw that she
was stubborn. Nora had informed
Helen that morning that she was 60
ing to be married. Helen had always
known that the blow would fall
sometime, but the idea had been soft
ened by the belief that when Nora
left her younger sister Maggie would
DE installed in her place.
The war, however, had made this
possibility out of the question and
Helen was completely taken by sur
prise when Nora had calmly men
toned that she and Joe had decided
to marry
Helen hardly knew what to say.
There were a hundred thoughts run
ming through her head and sh u e. ,ftd
not know whicBibIy dc. through the
: IItisissssaSef' without Nora. on whom she
had come to rely for everything? OF
course If she complained to Warren
he would be sure to say that the
household affairs were not his busi-
ness and he had enough to do to
keep the office running smoothly
When are you thinking of leaving
Nora" she said as calmly and with as
dignifed manner as she could mus
ter She felt any minute as though
she would dissolve into tears.
mot before I try to get you a girl,
Mrs. Curtis she answered, resolved
Ito be magnanimous as long as Helen
treated her with consideration.
8 fYou will try to get me good one,
won't you?"
& ''Yes, ma a'am,' said Nora, "as good a
one as there is to get"
And when do you think you will
1eave?"
Joe and I want to get married the
middle of July, ma am"
in two weeks?" said Helen de-
spairingly.
Is Yes, Mrs. Curtis" And then with
grin and hiding her face in the
towel: He's tired to death waiting
already"
a Helen could not help smiling at
this bit of information. -... E..
Helen Promises a Wedding yoresens,
We'll, of coprsG- Eora," she said,
with more poise, "I know you would
something very pretty that I am go
ing to give you and Joe to help fur
nish your house" #r.
Nora exclaimed delightedly and
Helen was much relieved to think that
after all she would not be bothered
looking lot a girl AT least She could
thank her stars for that fact. If it
were impossible to get Maggie, at
least she would have some one Nora
would recommend.
Helen wandered back into. her
room. Just the same, it wasn't 60
ing to be an easy thing to break in a
new girl. She wondered If it would
be possible to trust her in the house
while Warren took his vacation. If
mot, their summer would be spoiled
Besides, Warren, was so easily i'm
patient If she were not ready to greet
him when he arrived home every
might, and teaching a new girl to
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-07-16

for passing. the best examination in
Latin and mathematical studies for
the year, one of the two Henry Fergu-
son scholarships, amounting to $3.50.
The Ferguson scholarships are the
Oldest and most valued of the, several
scholarships provided at st. Paul. For
excelling in English, the first Charles
D. Dickey English prize for earning
second place in Latin, the second
Charles D. Dickey Latin prize. for
work on the fourth Form Champion
Boat crew, a silver cup.
John Grain Kunkel, Jr., Of Andover
school, Andover, Mass, a graduate of
the Academy, won the Peabody prize
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-07-16
BIG ORDER BUT No PLANT
Special to The Telerrabh

sunbury, Pa. July 6.-Stockholders
in the Barber Car Company, which
went bankrupt before it made car,
We're, surprised to-day to receive an
orcer for $1,000. 400 worth of cars.
traIlers and motors from the. Eectrio
don, England. The plant was dis
mantled a year ago and sold.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-07-16
Recent Deaths in
Central Pennsylvania
Special to The TcIegrobh

Marietta.-Henry B. Lutz, aged 81,
died yesterday at the Mennonite Home.
He was a carpenter by trade.
East Cocalico.-Mrs Henry Lern-
niger, aged So, died yesterday. She
is survived by her husband and two
children.
Dillsburg.-Mrs.M Martha n. Rodgers,
wife of Roy Rodgers, died on Wednes-
day at the home of her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Harry E. Berkheimer, near
several hours, aged 23. Mrs. Rodgers
is survived by her husband, her par
ents, and two sisters, Helen Berk-
heimer and Katherine Berkheimer
and one brother Jacob Berkheimer,
all of Williams Grove. The funeral
will be held tomorrow.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-07-16
The Deputy Sheriffs Who Arrived
With Julia and Payne.

tremor in his voice despite the effort
made at control. Tive just tried the
phone and it's out of or" wa
A hoarse laugh that had nothing OF
mirth in 1t halted him. Then he
1eaped back into the office. hurriedly
tossing the bolts into place, as the
laugh grew into roar, a roar of such
menace as even he had never heard
before. A roar and then a wild, in
sane rush forward. @-
Came the crack of revolver. He
shuddered at the sound. Never be-
fore had he heard the sound Of a gun
in fields within his dominion. He
looked around to see Pat Grady,
chucking silently to himself. as he
squinted through the aperture beside
the cupboard which concealed the
window, his right hand firmly gripping
the revolver he had found in Payne's
room-Payne, whose delinquence was
the cause of all this. t8@
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-07-16
Wedding Ceremonies in
Central Pennsylvania
Special 10 The Teleernhh

Marietta-Miss Martha e. Schoen-
berger, of Lancaster, was married yes
terday to Edwin w. -Tillman, by the
Advent Lutheran church, Lancaster.
Rapho.-Miss Anna c. Creider was
married yesterday to Howard Steiner,
of Washingtonboro, at the parsonage
of Trinity Lutheran church, Lancaster
by the pastor, the Rev. DR.. ]. e. Whit
taker. 80
Mountville.-Miss Ada Brubaker of
Lancaster, was married to John M.
Mehaffey, at the parsonage of the
Grace Lutheran church, by the pastor
the Rev. DR.. Q. e, Haupt. F n
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-07-16
Are YOu Re dy
For Your Trip? Take
Il o r I G KS
Matted Milk

with you when Yachting, camPing'
Motoring, Fishing, or Golhng.
A nutritious, satisfying Food Drink ready
in naoncht. A good light lunch when
tired or run down. Simply dissolve in water,
hot or Geld. A nne nights rest Is assured
If you take a cupfu1 hot before retiring
Our Lunch Tablets are the acme Of con
yenient nonrishment. Dissolve a few
in the mouth when fatigued or hungry.
sample free, HoRLIcK's., Racine, Wis
e. No Substitate Is .s.Just as GOOD"
as HoRLIcKSs the Original
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-07-16
ANNOUNCE BIRTH OF SON
sbeeiaI % T.he Teleernbh

Enola, Pa, July 16.-Mr. and Mrs.
John Goush, of Enola, announce the
on Wednesday, July Is. Mrs. fGoush
was formerly Miss Ida Beers Of Enola.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-07-16

A clearance of
short lots of
mems 50 to SO
oxfords. Come in
several styles in
all feathers. Spe-
cial at
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CONTINUED ToMoRRow.)
FESTIVAL no, CONTINUE
Steeinl 70 TLe relcrrnhh

Enola,, Pa. July. 16.7-The Athletic
committee. of the Enola p. r. r.. Y.
NJ c. will continue their festival on
the association lawn this evening.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-07-16

of S25 for excellence in American
Archaeology, also a prize amounting
to $50 for excellence in United States
history.