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Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-04-13
F GOD s

We have complete line Of Or. Hess and
aoidens Stock and Chicken Foods, Dis.
inieeianls, Louise Powder Etc. Including
Hae6etts Cape Cure, and all of the yerv
best Veterinary Remedies; such as Flenl-
ings Fistulo Remedy, Youngs Absorti
spoons Distemper Remedy, Hanfords Balsm
Of Myrrh, elc. etc.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20
(By Associated Press)

Picking, May 20.-ln order to re-
yiye the martial spirit and to pro-
mote loyalty to the authority of the
president, Yuan Ski-kai has issued a
mandate which is in Keeping
with those recently calling for the
worship of CONTIGUOUS and worship
at the Temple of Heaven.
The third mandate revives tins
Worship of the spirits of the Gen
erals Yo Fei and Kuan Yu, who II
former days were great heroes ant
gave up their lives in loyalty to FOR
mer emperors. The ceremony wa
performed during the month o
March by the minister of war AM
many other military men.
Similar ceremonies were conduct
ed throughout the country Old ten
piles dedicated to Yo Fei and Kua1
Yu, which had fallen to decay an
disuse, have been reconstructed eV
erywhere.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20
TAIL OF THE 'PossuM

An old negro was out with a
hunter one day. The two found a
peculiar track. Following the line
of what were plainly footprints was
a small. continuous furrow.
"What kind of track Is that
limp" asked the puzzled hunter.
Oats 'possum track. sab : ex'
planned the old negro.
"But how does he make that FUR
row."
Gle makes dat furrur wild MI
tall"
"With his tail?"
Eyes, sub. He lets his tail drag.
"Why do you suppose he let's !
drag?"
"Ah doan' know boss, jes' recki
he doan' pay no 'tention to dat tai
S'pose he thinks it'll come along
anyhow"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20
ALL HUSBANDS WILL REC0G-
ME THESE WIFELETS

In the May American Magazine
James Montgomery Flagg, the ia
nous wit and artist, does an anus
ing piece in words and pictures about
"Wives." Following is an extract:
Most husbands will recognize
these wifelets:
He is the hardest man to cater
for | ever KNEW (You might gather
from this that she had catered for
different man every week or so for
thirty-three years.
81 let him think he's the boss /;
then l run things the way 4 want
'em.'
Men are just like children
they think that because we don't
say anything to them we don't know
all the little tricks they are up to-.
"'When they get the slightest
thing the matter with them they
think they are going to die
"If / disagree with George once
| in two years about some woman's
looks he says wives are always jeal
GUS.
"'Well l listen to your old stor
les about the summer you and YOU
family spent up at East Ridge, New
Hampshire
| 81 notice that / always ordel
everything l think you like for din
ner. and you have fit if once in si'
months l order strained gumbo TO
myself.
| "I notice (do you notice how
noticing the little ladies are?) tina
you didn't mind waiting hours TO
me before we were married and now
if keep you waiting three minutes
you swear at me What? Well,
call it swearing at me-
Nevertheless | wouldn't hav
missed being married. This is tn
life!"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20
AID THE KIDNEYS
Lakeland Sufferers Should Take No
Further Risk

Why will people continue to SUI
fer the agonies of kidney complaint.
backache, urinary disorders, lame
ness, headaches, languor-why allow
themselves to become chronic inva
lids, when a tested remedy is offered
them?
Doan's Kidney Pills have been
used in kidney trouble over so
years, have been tested in thousands
of cases.
If you have any, even one, of the
symptoms of kidney diseases, act
now, for gravel, dropsy or Bright's
disease may set in and make neg
lect dangerous. Can Lakeland resi-
dents demand more convincing proof
than the following?
d. B. Singletary, farmer, Griffin
Fla, says: "About two years ago
began to have trouble from my kid
neys. My back bothered me a To-
and the kidney secretions were to-
frequent in passage, obliging me t,
get up. This broke my rest. l wa
advised to try Doan's Kidney Pill
and got a supply. got good re
suits. l believe Doan's Kidney Pill
live up to the Gains made for Their
and it gives me pleasure to endors
them"
Price soc at all dealers. Don
simply ask for a kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Pills-the sam
that Mr.. Singletary had. Foster
Milburn Co.. Props, Buffalo, N. !
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20
THERE IS NO UNBELIEF"

This noble poem was written by
Mrs. Lizzie Y. Case, and has the foi-
lowing history. In answer to the
question of a young clergyman as
to her religious belief, the author
told him that she was of the faith
of her fathers-the Friends. Then,
said the young zealot, you are an
unbeliever, and will be damned.
She answered: Never! If there were
no true God to trust in, | should
still believe in the Gods of the woods
and the streams. In fact, / believe
in everything-in God, man, nature
there is no unbelief." Hence the
lines:
There is no unbelief!
Whoever plants seed beneath the
sod
And waits to see it push away the
clod, =.
Trust he in God.
There is no unbelief!
Whoever says, when clouds are IN
the sky,
"Be patient, heart, light breaketh by
and by"
Trusts the Most High.
There is no unbelief!
Whoever sees meath winters field OF
The silent harvest of the future
grow,
Gods power must know.
There is no unbelief!
Whoever lies down on his couch tc
sleep
Content to lock his sense in slumbel
deep,
Knows God will keep.
There is no unbelief!
| whoever says: loHoTroW, TIC "
known,
The future" trusts that power
alone,
! Nor dares disown.
| There is no unbelief!
The heart that looks on when dea
eyelids close,
And dares to live when life has onl.
woes,
Gods comfort knows.
There is no unbelief!
For thus by day and night, uncon
sciously,
The heart lives by that faith tn
lips deny,
God knoweth why.
The Builde
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20
AN EDITORS INVOICE

A North Carolina editor has kept
track of his profit and loss during
the year, and gives an invoice OF his
business at the end of twelve months
of ups and downs:
Been broke 361 times.
Had money 4 times.
Praised the public times.
Told lies 1928 times.
Told the truth 1 time.
Missed prayer-meeting 81 times.
Been roasted AL times.
Roasted others SO times.
Washed Office towel 8 times.
Missed meal 0.
Mistaken for preacher II times
Mistaken for capitalist 0.
Found money 0.
Took bath 6 times.
Delinquents who paid %
Those who did not pay 1856.
Paid in conscience O..
Got whipped 0.
Whipped others % times.
Cash on hand at beginning STAT
Cash on hand at ending Is cent.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20
A RHYME OF EYES

Blue eyes are for Summer,
When all the world is glad;
And feathered singers MARBLE,
And trees are greenly clad.
To labor with, to long with,
To smile-to weep-to WOO
And close, like any blossom
When all life's work is through
Brown eyes are for Autumn,
When on the fallen flowers,
And unresisting grasses
The leaves descend in showers;
Not somber eyes but sober
Rejecting love that's true
Blind to life's beauty only
When all life's work is through
Grey eyes are for Winter,
The silence and the snow;-
When winds are keen and cruel,
And clouds are dull and low.
They see the rified branches,
The frost upon tia lane,
And sorrow for Summer
That shall not come again!
Arthur Goodenough.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
TENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT oF
FLORIDA in AND FOR POLK
co1rSTy IN CHANCERY. =
LIKE Mccormick VS.. Clara NC
Cormick.-Bill for Divorce.
II appearing from the affidavit OF
counsel for the complainant IN lhe
obove entitled cause that the de-
fondant. Clara Mccormick, is non
resident of the State of Florida, ana
resides in the city of Charleston, IN
tho state of South Carolina, and
that she is over the age OF twenty
one wears. and there is no person re-
siding in the State of Florida the
service of a subpoena upon whom
would bind the said defendant
II is therefore ordered that the
said Clara Mccormick do appear TO
the bill of complaint filed IN the
said cause on or before the 18th day
| If lime. 1915, else the allegations
in said bill will be taken as con-
fessed.
1t is further ordered that this no
tice be published in the Lakeland
Evening TELEGRAM, newspaper OF
general circulation published IN
Polk county, Florida, for four "a
consecutive weeks.
Done and ordered at Barlow, Flor
ida, this 7th day of May, A. D. 1915.
j. A. JOHNSON,
Clerk of Circuit Court,
4161 Polk County, Florida.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20
SPECIAL NOTICE TO ALL
Contestants and Others Interested In
Majestic Theater's Contest, a All
Coupons Outstanding Must Be
Turned in by Tuesday, May 20

With the exception of the serla'
numbers listed below, all coupons
must be turned in to the contest ue
partment no later than Tuesday'Mas
25 If these coupons are not turheo
in nv that time, same will be thrown
out and not counted. All bearing tnt
numbers listed below will be gooe
until further notice.
Receipts, good until close u
contest will be issued for the cou
pons turned in.
This list is now in force'
$4,000 to 09S,000- &c.
144OOO to las, O00-10c.
$4,000 to 23,000-$1.
$1,000 to 62,000-25c.
$4,000 to 34,000-10c.
10000 to 165, 900 sc.
O24,OO0 to O25, O00-s1.
$4,000 to OLA, 000-25c.
100000 to O21, O00-$1.
O63,O0O to 64,000-9c.
O57,OOO to 5S,O00-25c.
$4,000 to 144,000-1Oc.
O67,OO0 to S,000-5c.
10000 to 100000.
| $4,000 to 043, 000-l0c.
O72 to 073,00O-s1.
O52,OO0 to O53,000-25c.
$4,000 to O33,O00-10c.
$4,000 to S,000-5c,
o95,Oo0 to 096,000-5c.
10000 to 137,O00-10c.
$4,000 to GO, O0O-25c.
$4,000 to 54,000-25c.
O54,OOO to O55,O0O-25c.
O53,OOO to O55,o00-5c.
| $4,000 to O34,00O-5c.
10000 to 1853, 000-5c.
| O5O.OO0 to 051 ,000-25c.
| O77,OOO to O7S, 000-10c
10000 to 1877, 000-5c.
This list will be added to fro
time to time, until further motto
Contestants and those interested
the contest that is being conductt
by the Majestic theater are ca
toned to watch same. If you acce
coupons from the merchant be ce
tain that he tears them from roll
and does not hand them to you fro
loose package or in any other wa
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

The Western roads will continue
live stock at the normal rates after
June 8, although the new classifi-
cation provides that when the live
stock is valued at more than an ar
bitrary value fixed by the road an
additional per cent will be made
to the rate per 100 pounds for each
40 per cent or fraction thereof OF
the additional value of live stock .
The new western classification was
filed with the commission on May
!. and will go into effect thirty days
thereafter.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

AS a parting shot in the little con-
troversy between the Clearwater Sun
and this paper, relative to the Asso-
ciated Press service, as compared
with others, Powell declares, Gilt
tering generalities is not argument.
We know they is not, brother; we
never said they was.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

Roosevelt has queered himself
with the German voters in this coun-
try, in case he should again be a
candidate, by his rabid utterances
in connection with the Lusitania in
cident, and that means pretty good
bunch of votes lost, too
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

All records for early iron ore
movement from lower lake ports to
furnaces. over the Pittsburg, Besse-
mer and Lake Erie Railroad, were
broken recently when an average Of
1000 cars was maintained out OF
Connecticut harbor. All the rail-
roads motive power is expected to
he in use within 10 days, and ar
rangements have been completed,
according to railroad officials, to Sc
cure a number of locomotives from
the Chicago and Eastern Illinois
Railroad. 1t was stated at Green
Vile, Pa, that when the season Is
lin full swing forty-one trains day
will be handled.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20
RAILROAD NOTES

A dispatch from Columbus says
the Ohio Senate will probably re-
peal maximum freight rate law,
which has INSTRUCTED the readjust-
ment of interstate rates in Central
Vets territory for thirty years.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

Despite the fact that he likes
rocking chairs, peanuts and palm
leaf fans, Gilchrist made the State
of Florida a very able governor.
Mighty few people are going to vote
against him because of such distinct
ly human weaknesses as fondness
for rocking chairs, peanuts and palm
leaf fans.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

The Ocala Banner says Vice Presi-
dent Marshall ought to know Flor-
ida fairly well, having met the State
Press Association and the Leglsia-
ture. BY which of the two Dodies
should he judge the State?
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20
ORDINANCE NO. 1856.
An Ordinance Amending Section 68 OF the
Criminal Code Of the City OF lakeiaho,
..sA


Florida. -,r.
BE il ordained by the Board of Commissioners
of the City of Lakeland :------
Section l. That section No. IS OF the Trim,
inal Code of the City Of Lakeland, be, ana
the same is hereby amended TO read as foi-
lows: a. ~.
section s. whoever sells or causes 10 oe
sold any spirituous vinous, malt or other IN
toxicating liquors. wines or beer, within tne
corporate limits of said municipality OF Lake
land as prohibited in Section 81, shall, upon
conviction be punished in a sum not exceed
ing Two Hundred Dollars, or by imprisoh-
ment and labor on the streets or other pup
liz works of the said municipality, not eS-
ceedlng ninety days; or both fine and I'M
prsonment." ..s,,.r.s
/ hereby certify that the foregoing ordinance
No. Iss was duly passed at regular ses-
SION of the Board of Commissioners OF hs
CITY Of Lakeland Florida, on the 9Th day oil
Api"' o. NJ EATON. Chairman.
II. L. swATTs. City Clerk. 4ll'
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

The Legislature might turn its
attention from the evils of tipping
long enough to take a whack at the
evil of tipping. Not that we ever eX-
pect to have nerve enough to cry
mo quarter to the naughty and
aristocratic colored man who makes
his first and only appearance on the
scene Just as we are about to alight
from the Pullman.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

+ The Interstate Commerce Com
mission will give hearing July .
in Chicago on proposed increased
passenger fares on many western
roads
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

An indication that Canada as
well as the United States has start
ed on the upward swing of the bust
ness pendulum is found in the big
increase of exports of domestic pro-
ducts.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20
CONNECTICUT WOMEN'S
CLUB ACTIVE

Enfield. Conn, May 2o--The State
Federation of Women's Clubs met
here today in annual state conven-
ton. Much progress has been re-
ported, and forces are being mar
shalled for women's rights.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20
SUBSCRIPTION RATES
THE LAKELAND NEWS,

A weekly newspaper giving resume
Of local matters, crop conditions,
county affairs, etc. Sent anywhere
for $3.50 per year.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

A man may write a paragraph
which he considers foolish enough 70
fill a space in this column, but after
the linotype and the makeup man
each hits it a lick it surpasses the
writer's fondest expectations. An
editor who reads the dope he has
written after the paper is printed
and refrains from swearing, is de-
serving of heavenly crown, though
he may never feel it jammed down
on his noble brow.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

There is very pretty little story
going the rounds of the State press
about a woman in Atlanta having
just been notified that she had been
left $4,000 by man who died re-
Gently in Miami. The story goes
that the woman once fed hungry
tramp and gave him ten cents car
fare, and that the legacy was the Sc
quel to this act of benevolence, the
tramp evidently having plucked 9
number of those dollars which grow
on trees down about Miami (see a i
vertisement) We trust this is ;
true tale, but all the tramps we hav'
ever fed and given dimes to hav'
either tramped on to the end or lef
their fortunes to some one else
However, let us all take heart, an
try, try again.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20
How Ivy Benefits Waiia

After extensive tests German -
ports have decided that Ivy Dement'S
rather than Injuries stone or brick
walls on which it grows by drawing
superfluous moistM- rom them.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20
S'A''''' ""''I Contestants

NJ cbas Connor ]. s5,s75,6oo
ME- ME- p < Young 20,I44,6oo
ME- Me-. Georgia I.anier 1907, 800
Mrs G. Livingston .I9,49o'o5o
Miss Vera Buchanan .I9,373'oo5o
Hiss Laura Southland .19,o94,Soo
Me- W r, Moon j.. .15,53I,I5o
NJ clara Tonllinson II,234,5oo
N sI;ss Helvn Sneed =. 7,456,45o
Me- Si;ss Mona Turner i. $4,000
1 : ,,ss;na P;lI;ans 4,256,Soo
l ~. li, Brusie 2,s3o,Soo
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

The Tampa Elks are at the head
of a movement to aid victims OF the
morphine habit to escape from It's
clutches if they have any desire to
do so. The Elks will provide medi-
cal treatment and food for these I'M
fortunates, and try to restore them
to health of mind and body. This Is
practical Christianity, indeed, and Is
in keeping with the charitable prac
tees of this and kindred organiza
tions. which do a world of goot
deeds, without Wanting or ostenta
ton.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

Clarence barrow, who defended
the Mcnamara dynamiters, declares
that -. B. Mcnamara thought he
was doing something for the COM
mon good when he blew up the Los
Angeles Times building, and from
his standpoint he is a martyr.
Persons who blow up buildings and
bring instant death to innocent peo-
pie may think their action is for
the common good, but there are a
large number of unprejudiced peo-
pie who believe that such reckless
destroyers of life and property
should be hung for the common
good.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

A nice little lady visited DeLand
recently and took orders for hum
dreds of dollars worth of women S
clothes. collecting a small deposit on
each order. The lady, the clothes
and the deposits have since been
strictly invisible. We can't work VI
much sympathy for these women
they could have bought clothing as
cheap and satisfactory of their loca
stores. but the average woman
wouldn't trade for crown her nat
ural and inalienable privilege o
getting stung by every peddler WIFI
comes around.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-20

They are making Rome howl
again.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-02-12

One today is worth two tomorrows.-
Franklin.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-02-12

General August Won MackenSen, who
commanded the Ninth army, which led
the advance of the German forces
against the Russians defending War
saw. is known as the hero Of LowicZ.
For his success in capturing that STRAIT
egic point Kaiser Wilhelm conferred
on General Won Mackensen the Order
of Merit In his telegram of common
datiOn the kaiser said:
1.-The Ninth army. under your safe
and tested leadership, has again fought
with unrivaled brilliancy in a hard
but successful battle Your achieve
ments in the past days will stand in
history as shining examples of forti-
tude, endurance and valor.
Communicate this to our splendid
troops with my imperial thanks. to
which wish to give tangible form by
comforting upon you the Order of Mer-
it. God be with you and our standards
in the future"
General Won MackenSen long has
been regarded as one of the most bril-
liant of the German generals. He was
the adjutant of Field Marshal Count
Won Schleiffen, when he was chief OF
the general staff. and instructed En-
peror William in military history. The
emperor later selected him as the i'm
mediate superior of the crown prince
in the DanZig garrison.
He was born in Hausleipnitz sixty
five years ago and took part in the
Eranco-Prussian war. After the war
he resumed his studies at the univer-
sity and entered the regular army es-
adjustment in 1878. Won Mackensen
was appointed an adjutant to the en-
peror and promoted to the rank OF
brigadier general in 1898 and the fol-
lowing year was made an hereditary
noble. He was elevated to the rank
of lieutenant general i'll 1908 and five
years later became general of cavalry
and given command of the Seven
teenth army corps.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-02-12
Anchored.

'You are not very happy in this
house." friends remarked to the renter
mo. can't say we are"
Your ceilings are falling"
"They are, and that isn't all Our
roof leaks, our cellar fills with water
every time it rains, our radiators
thump, our furnace is too small for the
house. it's appetite is too large for our
income. our cutters have rusted away,
the porch says, the house hasn't had a
new coat of paint for seven years, the
wall paper hangs loose in every ROOM
and the chimney is shorter after every
wind storm
why in the world don't you mover
Because we can't find another house
with a hall that our long oriental run
ner will fit."-Newark News.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-02-12
RURAL SECTIONS
HAVE ATTENTION
Legislators to Introduce Many
Measures on Road Building.
BILL FOR MORE HOME RULE

Administration Forces Behind Whit
mans Ideas on Road Construction.
He would Reduce Cost of Highway
Conmission--PubIic Opinion May
BE Sounded at Meeting In Assembly
Chamber.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-02-12
An Odd Per0uisite,

One of the most curious perquisites
in connection with English coronations
is the right of one of the peers to
claim the bed and bedding used by
the heir apparent on the night proceed
ing the coronation. In olden times this
was a perquisite OF considerable value
as the bedding usually consisted of
richly embroidered coverlids of velvet
or silk, with priceless hangings OF
cloth of silver and gold.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-02-12
Insurance From Italy.

Insurance came from medieval Italy.
1t is believed to date from the six
teenth century, and at that time it was
known in Florence. The Romans Gid
not know insurance The nearest they
came to it was the practice of a com
pany supplying the army to require
guarantee from the state against the
loss of ships. But this was soon aban-
doned, because damages had been col
lected for sunken ships too worthless
TO float
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-02-12
The Main Trouble.

"Ah wus thinkin'," said Rastus John.
sing. what a nice, peaceful-laike world
dis here universe would "a been if it
wasn't for de movements of de human
underjaw ."-Philadelphi Ledger.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-02-12
Warm Retort.

do you know, John, there are times
when you show signs of actual human
intelligence"
That's all right. Charles. If you
knew twice as much as you do now
you'd be half witted. minnesota Min
nehaha
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-02-12
Easy For the Pig.

Instead of driving a pig to market
Chinese coolies tie it to pole, cover it
with wrappings of straw and marsh
grass and carry it. two bearers to a
pole.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-02-12
AItruisn.

Teacher-Johnny. you have been
writing your own excuses. Iohnny-l
know. mum: it takes all pas time to
think of his own.-New York Sun.