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The Appeal., 1915-04-24

STATE OF MINNESOTA, County of
Ramsey; In District Court, Second Ju-
dicial District
Maude c. Riggs, Plaintiff, VS.. Emmett G.
Riggs, Defendant
THE STATE OF MINNESOTA TO THE
ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT:
You are hereby summoned and required
to answer the complaint of the plaintiff
IN the above entitled action, which COM
PAINT is on file in the office of the clerk
OF the above named court, in the Court
House in the City of St. Paul. Ramsey
County, Minnesota, and to serve copy
OF your answer to the said complaint
upon the subscribers. at, their offices,
Nos. 70o-7O2 Globe. Building, st. Paul,
Minnesota, within thirty 900 days after
the, service of this summons upon you,
exclusive of the day of such service;
and if you fail to answer the said COM
plaint within the time aforesaid, the
PLAINTIFF in this action will apply to the
court above named for the relief in said
complaint demanded.
KELLER & LOOMS,
Attorneys for Plaintiff,
700-702 Globe Building,
ST. Paul, Minnesota
4-1O-15
The Appeal., 1915-04-24

ZION PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. Cor.
GGarringt9n Gar say,no and St. Anthony avenues sun.
800 P. NJ; Sunday School d'0I i2:so 20 p p NJ M;
1oung Peoples meeting, 700 P. M; Mid
week meeting, Wednesday, 500 P. M;
Ie rev: w. q: w: Camp. pastor Manse 377
The Appeal., 1915-04-24

sTIATEMENI OF THE OWNERSHIP
KEeGiREp sY THG ftTGoHS! Ac4 '0E' 0E AUS: AUS
|. UST "a, 1912,
Of The Appeal, published weekly at St.
Paul: Mimi, for April, 1915.
E!dltor, j. Q. Adams, St. Paul. MINI
Managing Editor, J. @. Adams, st. Paul
Business Manager, j. @. Adams, st
Paul, MINI.
publisher, J. O. Adams, St. Paul, MINI
Owner, J. Q. Adams.
Known bondholders, mortgages, ant
other security holders, holding / per cen
or more OF total amount of bonds, mort
J. O. ADAMS.
Sworn to and subscribed before me
this 22d day of March, ,915.
(SEAL) J. LOUIS ERWIN,
My Commission Expires Jan. 14th, 1921
The Appeal., 1915-04-24
LOOK AND READ.

The Board of Managers of Crispus
Attucks Home wishes to call the at
tention of the public to it's big rally to
raise $500, which is now in progress,
and makes an earnest appeal to the
good people of the Twin Cities to help
by donating something toward this
worthy cause. We thank you for what
you have done, and thank you in ad-
vance for what you will do
J. N. Sellers, Chairman.
O. c. Hall, Secretary.
"Beer a Food"
The Appeal., 1915-04-24
He Is A Real Man.
(From the Pioneer-Press, Martins
burgh, w. Va.)

(FrOm the PlOneer-PreSS, Martins
burgh, w. Va)
Editor w. P. Dabney, of the Cincin,
natl Union, is busy day and night
these days fighting segregation and all
other forms Of discrimination in the
Queen City. This is noble in him
too, and especially so when it is
known that Mr.. Dabney is in an Of
fetal position. Men of that sort are
generally as mum as a clam, but this
is not so in the case of Mr.. Dabney
He is man.
Many Of the colored newspapers are
making a lot of fuss over the recen
decision Of the Supreme Court O
Georgia that residence segregation il
unconstitutional. 1t means nothing
because the court pointed out the wa,
that a new ordinance could be enacte,
by the Atlanta city council, whicl
would pass muster before the Suprem
Court. 1t is too early yet for our
southern brethren to throw up theil
hats.
The Appeal., 1915-04-24

VOCAL AND PIANO LESSONS
GIVEN BY MRS. ADDIE cRAW-
FoRD-MiNoR, AT HER RESIDENCE,
$40 HARRINGTON AVE. HOURS
ARRANGED TO S UT PUPILS.
TERMS VERY REASONABLE. TEL.
DALE 1897.
The Appeal., 1915-04-24

Phone Main 25eo Quick Service
The France Hotel & Cafe
MRS. J. M. MASK, PROP.
aoo.ao2 Fifth Ave. So.
First Class A La Carte Meals at All
Hours. Chinese Dishes Specially.
REGULAR DINNER 25 CENTS
Cor. Third Street MINNEAPOLIS.
SAINT PAUL
Mrs. J. M. Hatton has moved to 615
Iglehart ave.
Fewer flowers for the dead and
more flour for the needy living might
help some.
The road to success Is open to all,
but too many want to reach the goal
without the trouble of hitting the
pike"
Articles mailed to THE APPEAL
for publication must bear the name
and address of the sender, to insure
publication, ...
Be on the qui vive for the noted
Ham Jubilee Singers who will give the
folks a taste Of the Negro in Grand
nnnro mil
For the wages Of sin is death, but
the gift of God is eternal life through
Jesus Christ our Lord.-Romans 6:23
Selected by E. w. Giles.
FOR RENT-A nice furnished room,
gas and bath. Man and wife pre-
ferred. Apply to 243 E. Fairfield.
w. w. ey.-Advertisemen
The Bellview, 412 Carroll street, l.
A. Gross, propr. Neatly furnished
rooms with heat, light and bath. Rates
reasonable. Tel Dale 3316.-Adver.
tisement. ~.
PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER- = Mrs.
H. 1. Williams, office of Atty. w. T.
Francis, suite 329 American National
Building, Fifth and Cedar All work
confidential.
Mr.. Woodsey Jemison has bought
the interest of Mr.. George Watkins
in the Cosmopolitan and Grill, No. 40
E. Third street and the firm is now
Banks & Jemison. ~.
Mr.. Clifford A. Smith, the tailor, has
moved his business out on University
avenue between Western and Arundel
Fine porch and yard. Tel. T. S. 2557-
Advertisement 8-29. IS.
FOR RENT-Eight-roomh house, mod
erM, except Heat, 579 Rondo; Five
room house, modern, except heat, $50
Charles Street. Apply to James Tracy,
Globe Bldg.-Advertisement-1-23.
FOR SALE-A litter of French
Poodle puppies eight weeks old, males
$500, females $780, Apply to R.
Charleston, Curtis and Concord sts.,
Tel. Robie 495; T. c. 37S3.-Adv 3-6
On account of the European war,
Canadian money, which used to be
received at it's face value is now dis
counted at the rate Of one per cent
Bear this in mind when Canadian mon
ey is offered. y
st. James A. M. e. Mission, Rev.
Jas. S. Strong, pastor, has been moved
The Appeal., 1915-04-24
MINNEAPOLIS
THE DOlNGS IN AND ABOUT THE
GREAT "FLoUR CITY,"

Matters Social, Religious and General
Which Have Happened ana arc 20
Happen Among the People, of the
City. wiz. s..t
The Appeal., 1915-04-24

SATURDAY, APRIL "a, 1915.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18

Photo by American Press Association.
Ad WOlgGSt. who vainly tried to re-
gain his title from Freddie Welsh sew
eral weeks ago. has earned more mon
ey the ring than any other light
weight IN the history of the game.
Since he adopted boxing as profess
sion seven years ago Adolph has
amused fortune of over 100000.
The largest lump sum WOlgast ever
received for single battle was $47,-
600. This he won in his battle with
Joe Rivers ut Vernon. Cal. July 4.
two years ago. Rivers was knocked
out in thirteen rounds. Wolgast re
ceived $20.091 as his end of the re-
ceipts and $27 900 for his moving pic
ture rights Adolph has engaged in
no fewer than eleven fights in which
the receipts aggregated over $4,000.
Wolgast has never suffered the igno-
miny of u knockout and has been
floored but twice in his ring career,
once when he won the title from Mel
son and the other time when he lost
the premier honors to Ritchie. 1t was
Wolgast's custom to back himself
heavily for fight. In his champion
ship battle with Nelson Wolgast back
ed himself to the extent of $5,400,
which he won, and he lost $1,000 in
wagers when he lost the ti+lA to
Richie.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18
oREENVILLE, OHIO, THURSDAY, MARCH I8, 1915.

Cain, 80 acres in Adams town,
ship, $45OO.
John B. Hershey to Jacob Her.
shey, 2 acres in Adams township,
1920.
George W. Longcrick to Ray
mond Butcher. Al acres in Wayne
township. 5000.
John W. Donovan to Thomas
A. Donovan, undivided one-half
of 40 acres in Greenville town
ship. $4,000.
Thomas A. Donovan to Bessie
L. Ware, 40, acres in GreenviIle
township, $45OO,
Clement and Byron Long to Eli
Boomershine, 80 acres in Patter-
son township, $255O.
VIM. A. Newman to Jesse L.
Peters, 80 acres in Mississinawa
township, $4,000.
James A. Benson to Grant Rob-
ertson, 80 acres in Harrison town
ship, $4,000.
Catharine Kershner to Isabel
Marker, 16 acres in Richland
township, 81 and other consider
ations.
Same to Sylvester Pierce, 10
acres in Richland township, 81
and other considerations.
Sylvester Pierce to ISABEL Mar
ker, quit claim co 10 acres in
Richland township, 81 and other
considerations.
CALVIN 0. Westfall to Iona o.
Westfall, l acre in Van Buren
township, 81 and other consider
atoms. x.e.,.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18
Dividing the Mules.

In Missouri, where they raise
more mules and children than in
any other place in the world, a
certain resident died possessed
of seventeen mules and three
sons. In his will he disposed of
the mules as follows; One half to
the eldest son, one-third to the
next and one-ninth to the young
est. The administrator who went
to divide the property drove a
span of mules out to the farm,
but when he went to divide the
seventeen into halyes, thirds and
ninths he found it was impossi-
BILE with live mules. Mules not
being very valuable he unhitched
one Of his own, putting it with
the other seventeen, making
eighteen. which he proceeded to
divide as follows: One-half, or
nine, to the eldest; one-third. or
six, to the next son; and one
ninth, or two, to the youngest.
Adding up nine, six. two. he
found that it made seventeen, so
he hitched up his mule and went
home rejoicing. = Ladies Home
Journal.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18

sporting fans will approve the
righteousness of such prohibition
and find entertainment in some
rightful and innocent pursuit.
Let there be no, catering to vici-
Gus pursuits on any pretext what
ever.
On last Saturday afternoon the
funeral of Mr.. Floutz, our oldest
citizen, took place at the home of
his son-in-law, H. Martzall. re-
Sident of our village. Rev. Mil
ler of the Lutheran church of
Covington oficiated, after which
burial took place in the cemetery
nearby, where'the remains of his
wife and nine children lie buried.
He was the father of fifteen chill
dren by his deceased wife. six of
whom survive him. He was a
resident of this village for about
sixty years, during which time
he tailored and provided for his
family. He lived to The age of
nearly sc yeals, but for the last
few years was unable to do much
work. He and three of his chill.
dren kept house together for the
last years until his death. The
bestowment of some very nice
floral designs were outward tok-
ems of esteem shown by his
friends and our citizens.
Our M. Z. Sunday school had
an attendance yesterday of 102,
ard the next thing we have ahead
of US is a fitting celebration of
Easter Day, which shall be nota-
bic in many ways, but particu-
iarly in securing a large attend
ance at Cur M. E. Sunday school.
Our superintendent is laboring
earnestly for that end, and ] feel
l am venturing nothing in saying
nothing would please him better
than an attendance of 400 to 500 /
by that time. Let work be done
to that end.
Mar. Is. XOB
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18
Federal Pitchers Easy.

That the pitching in the Federal
league last season was not near as
hard as in the majors the year before
is proved by the pitching records of
the new league. Among the first ten
twirlers in the league nine are former
big league twrlers. Watson, who ran
fifth, being the only real Fed product.
These former big leaguers are Ford,
Rankin Johnson. Hendrix. Bill Lange,
Knapp. Falkenberg, Cullop Quinn and
Latitte, and about - per cent of these
failed to make good in fast company
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18
Man Taxes His Own Med1-
cine. Is an Optimist.

cine. Is an Optimist.
He has absolute faith in his
medicine-he knows when he
takes it for certain ailments he
gets relief. People who take DR..
Kings New Discovery for an ir-
ritating cold are optimlsts-they
know this cough remedy will pen
citrate the Innings of the throat,
kill the germs, and open the way
for nature to act. You can't de-
stroy a cold by superficial treat
ment-you must 60 to the cause
of the trouble. Be an optimist.
Get a bottle of DR.. Kings New
Discovery today. ADV
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18
A Game Tank Town.

If Bruning, Neb.. has its way it will
be the smallest town in the country III
organized baseball With Il grain cle,
vator, II railroad water tank and Il
population of only 353-all riproaring
fans-it has applied for a franchise in
the Nebraska State league. whose
towns average over 10000 in popula,
tion.' AS il costs about $4,000 to main
tain club during season it will cost
each man, woman and child about $50
to have league baseball.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18
soldiar kearns Quits Einhtinn.

Soldier KearnS. who looks more like
Tom Sharkey than any other man iu
the ring before or since the tar was
good, has retired from the glove game.
Big and powerful. with muscular de-
velopment that always made Sharkey
green with envy, poor Kearns never
got very far up the pugilistic ladder.
With all his bulk he had Il glass jaw,
and hardly night went by that some
one didn't bump him off to sleep. I've
decided to chuck it up for something
soft" says the soldier. I'm going
back to my old trade -blacksmithing"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18
Some Forms of Rheumatism
Durable.
'X,OB

Rheumatism is a disease char
acterized by pains in the joints
and in the muscles. The most
common forms are: Acute and
Chronic Rheumatism, Rheumatic
Headaches, Sciatic Rheumatism
and Lumbago. Ali of these types
can be helped absolutely by ap
plying some good llniment that
penetrates. An application of
Sloan's Liniment two or three
times a day to the affected part
will give instant relief. Sloan's
Liniment is good for pain, and
especially rheumatic pain, be-
cause it penetrates to the seat OF
the trouble, soothes the afflicted
part and draws the pain.
"Sloan's Liniment is all medi-
cine" Get a 25c bottle now.
Keep it handy in case of emer-
gency. ADV
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18
Poor Year For Pennsylvania.

Baseball proved losing venture for
the University Of Pennsylvania last
season. Basketball and football We're
the only sports that made money for
the athletic association. Football re-
ceipts were far below the normal be
cause of conflicts with Princeton.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18
Mack Mon ON Collins.

1t has been pointed out that Eddie
Collins cost Connie Mack 1915. He
sold him for $4,000, according to re-
port. That shows net profit of $49,-
997.25. which is a fair margin. Be
sides, Collins was quite a help to the
Mackmen in the past four years.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18

Jerome D. Travers, amateur golf
champion of America. is going to mix
golf with cotton. He has filed an ap-
plication for admission to the New
York Cotton exchange and expects to
be a regular cotton broker
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18
CHICAGO = Good Billiard rown.

There are said to be 1918 billiard
tables in Chicago and nearly 3,000000
players in the United States II has
been figured out that i0aH0a play the
game daily and nightly In Chicago.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18

Sprong,
Petition to sell real estate to
pay debts filed in estate of Mary
A. Swisher.
Petition to sell real estate to
pay debts filed in estate of Mary
]. Holloway.
Inventory aid appraisement
filed in estate of Agnes Wiley.
Answer and cross-petition of
James Good filed in estate of Ma
ry J. Good.
Seventh account filed in guar
dianship of Joseph Ray.
Last will of Sarah Albright was
admitted to probate and record.
D. P. Albright was appointed ex-
ecutor under said will; bond $4,000,
Sale bill and first and final ac-
count filed in estate of Benjamin
Hittle.,
Sale bill filed in estate of John
Mutchler.
Petition to sell real estate to
make distribution and carry out
the terms of will filed in estate
of Conrad Stump.
George F. Crawford was ap-
pointed guardian ad Item for
Virgil w. Bassett and others in |
Elizabeth Wagner estate, and
same filed answer.
Order of sale of real estate is
sued in estate Of Reuben Ohler.
Sale of real estate confirmed |
and deed ordered in guardianship |
of Lester L. Fourman and others.
Kirk Hoffman was appointed |
administrator, with will annexed,
of estate of Catharine Kershner.
Order of appraisement issued
in estate of Daniel Waynick.
Decree of registration issued
in estate of Elizabeth Wagner.
Petition to sell real estate filed
in estate of Noah Foutz.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18
COuRT HOUSE NEWS.
PROBATE COURT.

Inventory and appraisemen
fled in estate of David Dershem
Amended petition for sale o.
real estate to pay debts filed IL
estate of Lewis Weaver.
Last will of John w. Anderson
was admitted to probate and re
cord. Donna M. Anderson was
appointed executrix under saiC
will; bond $500.
Amelia Myers. guardian, was
authorized to invest wards funds
in productive real estate.
Last will of Catharine Kersh-
ner was admitted to probate and
record. Application filed for ap-
pointment of an administrator,
with will annexed, of her estate.
First account filed in guardian
ship of Robert G. Simison.
An additional bond in sum of
$4,000 filed in estate of B. F.
Coppess.
Inventory and appraisement
filed in estate of Elizabeth Long
enecker, also petition to sell per-
sonal property at private sale,
and order of sale issued.
Order of sale of personal pro-
perty returned in estate of Callie
Brit.
L. D, Reigle was appointed ad-
ministrator of estate of Rhoda
Blotner; bond $4,000.
Statement in lieu of an account
filed in estate of Russell Conrad.
Second account filed in guard
ianship of Horace Poppaw and
others.
Additional bond in sum of $1,000
filed in estate of Elizabeth Long
enecker.
Application filed for appoint
ment of guardian for Sarah E.
Myers.
Sale bill filed in estate of FIRE.
derrick Kissel.
Fourth account filed in guard
ianship of Lovina Rhoades.
Halle H. Overlook was ap-
pointed guardian of Virginia Ov-
erbeck and others, minors; bond
$4,000. Same filed inventory.
Sale bill and first account filed
in estate of W. W. Cromwell.
Inventory filed in trusteeship
of Landis J. Arnold.
Final account filed in guard
ianship of VIM. Bolen.
Last will of Jacob Stocker was
admitted to probate and record.
Max Richter was appointed ex-
ecutor under said will; bond $1,000
Last will of Henry L. Yount
was admitted to probate and re-
cord, Anna Yount was appoint-
ed executrix under said wills
bond $500.
First account filed in estate Of
Henry J. Arnett.
First and final account filed in
estate of Flora c. Stewart.
Order Of appraisement Of real
estate returned in estate Of Reur
ben Ohler.
Petition to sell real estate to
pay debts and make distribution
filed in estate Of Jesse Brown.
Sale bill and first and final ac-
count filed in estate of Abigail
McGriff, and administrator ten
dered his resignation,
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18

| ASeSSA - 4eNA AAe
2O526-Emma S. Wetzel versus
Jacob Wetzel; to set aside and
cancel pretended anti-Duptial con.
tract.
REGISTER OF DEEDS.
Frank White to Grant Forrest,
lot 2 in HUllansburg. $1,000.
Anna E. Friedline to Edgar C.
Coats, 1413 acres in Mississinawa
township, $500
Ella Lawson to 0rpha Neff, Al
acres in Franklin township, $4,000
Mintie McCool to John Cox, 2
acres in Franklin township, $4,000
A. R. Ferrse to. T. H. Ferree,
30 acres in Butler township, $450O
Edward N. AJnmon to William
Heinrich. lot 6 in Gordon, 1926.
Angeline Passmore to Howard
L
c. Mills, a tract of land in Jack
son tow nship, $500.
Louis Ross to Martha Ross.
quit claim to8 acres in Green
vile township, 81.
Philip N. Cool and others to
Aaron Boyer, 16 acres in Adams
township, $24OO.
John l. White to Louis Ross.
a tract Of land. in Greenville
township, $2SO0.
Mary E, Metler to Joseph W.
Hollinger, 25 acres in Greenville
township, s. and other consider
atoms.
George W. Lukenbaugh to Su-
sic N. Lpkenbaugh, undivided
one-half of 7S acres in Adams
township. $4,000.
Clayton Stuart to Ray Huff
man, rs acres in Greenville town
ship, $4,000.
Josie Shultz to C. F. Derr, 10
acres in York township. $500.
Edward Cassell to Solomon
Wellbaum, lot 45 in Pitsburg, |
$1,000.
VIM. H. Wagaman and others
to Stella Burns, 6 and 82.100 ac-
res in Adams township, $1625.
Glen K. Eller to Ira Schanck, |
lot SO in Ptsburg, $2S0,
Alexander +. Buckley and 9TH
ers to joseph D. Wantz, 80 acres
ip MississinaWa township. $64OO.
George Shields to- Elnpra Jobes,
20 acres in Van Bursn township,
81.
Ray, lot in New Madison, 81.
Ezra Price to Joseph Ray, al
lot in New Madison, So.
AEo:~- 7. Al no..... - H~ao.o,,;lIo
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The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18
Getty sourg.

statesman could be found oppos
ed TO honest elections? In thu
passage of the honest election
law, while it passed by a very
large majority. yet there were
those who opposed the measure
and this opposition came largely
from the cities, the meaning Of
which is that the cities do moi
desire honest elections. If there
is one thing more than another
destructive of popular govern.
ment, it is fraud upon the ballot
box, or practices in elections to
thwart the will of the people and
brirA about unrighteouS laws for
the government Of the people.
Well, it seems that the attempt
to Iegalize prize fighting in Ohio
was given a quieUus in the lower
house last week, which reflects
much credit on the good sense of
our law making power, but the
vote showed a large favor for the
measure. The good people of the
state must blush for shame that
so many votes were found for
such bestial conduct, for what
tends to lower the dignity of the
state and degrade her citizenship.
A higher standard ought to pre-
vail. Let US tone up and rot tone
down. Why are such sordid ma
lures found? Largely, l think,
the result of education. Our fa-
theirs and mothers are derelict in
impressing right principles upon
the minds of the rising genera
ton. There IS a lack of proper
restraint exercised, and every
thing goes pell-mell in favor of
that which tendeth not for whole,
some restraint. The question
presents itself, whether, if not
restrained, the next thing will be
to legalize bull and cock fights.
Such hightoned countries as Mex
leo promotes such things and why
may we not as we'll rise to the
high civilization of that country,
and be as good as they and be-
come leaders in the world pow
ers in such civic righteousness?
Just as we'll take this step as the
step in favor of pugilism, inno-
Gently labeled boxing matches.
Oh, thou great syren, thou canst
sing almostanything thou wouldst
but often for that which tends to
drag down! Would it not be we'll
for those pugilistic singers to put
their hands on their mouths and
their mouths in the dust and
cease their effort to protect prize
fighting? Such legislation is a
perversion of our educational sys-
tenn. Let the tide of teaching
such doctrine turn in favor of
prohibition of all such, and like
practices, and ere long better
condition of morals and right
living will prevail. and the tone
of the people will rise and right
eousness will eXalt our state.
Let it cease to be taught that to
legalize prize fights will prevent
murder. May we not as well le-
galize the bludgeon, the dagger
and the pistol in the hands of the
vicious on the grounds, if done,
that it will prevent murder?
There is as much reason in the
latter as in the former claim.
Tho THING to do is to outlaw all
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-03-18
Conundrums.

Why should the number 2SS never be
named before ladies'? Because it is
too (2) gross.
When is window like a star? When
it is a skylight.
Why is an absconding bank cashier
like an air gun? Because he goes of
loaded and makes no report.
Why is a widOwer like Il house in
state Of dilapidation? Because he
wants repairing.
What is that which you cannot hold
ten minutes. although it is as light as
q feather? Your breath.
When is a tumbler like an accom-
plished prediction? When it is full
fiIInd