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The Parker post., 1915-02-20
Derivation Explained.

nkblotz-Toronto is an Indian name
signifying a place of meeting.
Smudgely-How do you suppose i
got the name?
InkblotZ-It may have been a get
together place for absconding Ameri
can bankers in the early days.
Youngstown Telegram.
The Parker post., 1915-02-20
Agreed With Mother.

Mother-Don't you think that boy
bf your size could take the tacks out OF
this carpet if he wanted to?
Small Boy-I guess so. Shall go see
If I can find a boy who wants to!-
Magazine Of Fun.
The Parker post., 1915-02-20

cases. It is thoroughly cured by Doc
tor PierceIs Pleasant Pellets. One a
laxative, three for cathartic. (Advt)
The Parker post., 1915-02-20
AUTOMOBILES, MOTORCYCLES and ACCESSORIES

WHITE GARAGE-Tires, Accessories.
Battery Recharging, Complete Machine
Shop and Electrical Department 810-18
5. Olive ST., Los Angeles Phones: 10379,
Main 8133.
The Parker post., 1915-02-20

AUTOMOBILES-W have the car you
want. Exceptional bargains in used cars.
Pierce-Arrows, Packard, Peerless. Mer-
GERS, Stutz, Nationals. We guarantee
their service to you. Get in touch with us
now. Peoples Garage. Home Phone
F5484 Sunset Main GALS. 742-744-746 South
Olive St., Los Angeles, Cal.
The Parker post., 1915-02-20
Reason for a Hat.

Reason for a Hat.
WHY does miller wear white
bat?
Ans.-To cnver his head.
The Parker post., 1915-02-20

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyelids; No Smarting-
just Eye Comfort. Write for Book of the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Parker post., 1915-02-20
Classified Column,

Auto Parts, any make, at cut prices.
Piston rings, twenty five cents. Cross
man Auto Parts Company, White Plains,
NJ Y.
The Parker post., 1915-02-20
Weeks Break-Up-A-Cold Tablets

A guaranteed remedy for Colds and
La Grippe. Price 25c of your druggist.
It's good. Take nothing else.-Adv.
The Parker post., 1915-02-20

AGENTS-You can't afford to miss this
Great Premium Offer. SIS to $40 daily;
United Sales Co., SO Florentia St., Seattle
Wash
The Parker post., 1915-02-20

SUDAN Grass Seed; free sample; full
information and price upon application.
Will trade. What have you? c. Ullery,
Lubbock, Tex.
The Parker post., 1915-02-20

BOILER AND MACHINE WORKS
Founders, machinists, pattern makers,
steel tanks, boilers, engines, ranges, fur
naces, boiler repairs. Pioneer Boiler &
Machine Works. S. w. Cor. Palmetto and
Caroline SITS. Phones A2211, Main 1885.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22
Beth; The Girl
"Who Went Right"
By Ethel
Lloyd
Patterson
No. l39-MariOn's Future.

30 much time to you. And also, my
dear girl, your food loes cost some
thing And | may as well tell you,
too, that | believe The sooner you
get something to do the better of
you will be- in every way. The
devil finds mischief still for idle
hands 10 do. ,"
My sisters lips frightened a little.
Il have a job in mind" she said.
You have a job IN mind?" | be-
gan in amazement.
yes confirmed Marion. Il was
looking out for IL today"
Why, you were with Mr.. Bark.
ington," | cried.
Nv sisters face was like a mask.
"NcS," she said, cit is through him
| hope 10 get II. Now you see why
II was necessary for me to cult
vate his acquaintance. dare say
he would prefer you, Beth. He'
seems quite keen for you, but"
there came slightly pitiful ring in
my sisters voice You've got your
job, and you're able to look out for
yourself have no job and now
here am stranded with baby
and no prospects that can see !
can't afford to be fastidious."
For a minute my sisters gaze, a
little softened, sought mine
Il didn't want to take your man
from YOU. Beth" she said But
really didn't think you would mind
very much | could see you didn't
like him. And as for me. I'm a
beggar, wherefore, can't very well
be a chooser."
"Mari6n' said Stella abruptly,
"if YOU would put in half the
thought on honest work that you do
In trying TO plan now you can get
money away from some man with
ont working. you'd have very
comfortable income and there would
not be the wear and tear on your
nerves"
81 know" said Marion in a low
voice. Only some girls are built
like you and Beth: and some are
like ne My kind can't help them
selves"
"Oh. yes, they cam" snapped
! Stella
To me there seemed something
wistful In my sisters tones. | fe!t
vaguely stirred.
Lets LEI it 20 for the moment
Stella" | suggested I'm sure Ma
rion IS trying, and we are all three
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22

III some girls would expend hall
the energy In earning money honestly
that they do In trying TO get IL with
out working. they could have com,
Portable income with no wear anu
tear on their nerves.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22
Also These O.ferings---

Toilet Paper, regular for 25c, at IL for 25c
High.grade Ammonia full quart. ...............Sc
20Mue-Team BOrax pounds. ...................2 3c
Fountain Syringes, 2quart 81 grade at .49c
Combination Fountain Syrnges, S15O grade, at
Bath Brushes, detachable handle SOC grade at 39c.
Rubber-lned Tourist Cases, SOC grade at 29c
Rssemept stove-w~dnesdsy
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22
III. II. LEONARD co.
ADDS BIG RUG
DEPARTMENT

An unusually fine collection Of
oriental rugs has been added TO the
IL. II. Leonard Furniture Co.'S mer-
chandise in the store at Nos. S06-3l0
Woodward-ave. The rugs were Sc
lected individually by expert buyers
and represent every desirable
weave, coloring and size.
Suren Gulian. OF Harpoot, Armenia
rug expert, will be in charge OF
the department, which has been
made a permanent part OF the Leon
ard store. To introduce the frm' S
customers 10 the new department
the rugs have been placed on dis.
play this week and arranged so as
TO show of their artistic qualities to
the best advantage.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22

Yesterday Mary offered Dick. as
trustee of Mother Waverly's bust.
ness, $4,000 for the realty and good
will OF The book shop. Both Dick
and think She should accept this.
for we do not know OF anyone ex.
ccpt Mary who can possibly make
II pay as She has done
Mother Wayerly. who has re
turned from the springs. Is
very much against this. as--not
knowing anything about business
affairs-she seems TO think that
anyone can run bool, shop.
Il could do 1T myself easily" she
said
wonder little book. if we all
over-rate ourselves In this way?
Mollie positively refuses TO try
tho book shop game. and Dick
looked so Mortified when suggest
trying II that have said no.
I'D hhte the business" said Mol
lie. and We can't ask Mary. under
The circumstances. to work as she
has been doing for eco week"
But Mary has now over 10000"
shifted Mother Wavery Money
that came from her usband's fam.
ily." she added, as IL that might be
enough for poor Mary for all time.
Il can't understand why Aunt Mary
left that money to young women
she continued, when she knew that
every one of You has demonstrated
you can earn money for yourselves.
She could have made my life much
more comfortable IL she had not
been so selfshly hound up in Mollie
and Mary and you"
Dear Aunt Mary had perfect
right TO do with her money as she
pleased" I answered holly. "She
probably knew that II she gave II
10 us you would be better taken
care of than IL you were able to
distribute II TO the winds yourself.
n she could only have been spared.
however, would have gladly given
you my share OF the money To do
with as you pleased. and taken care
OF her all her life. whether she had
a cent or not"
Il can't understand why you
young people were so fond Of Aunt
Mary was Mother Waverly's queru-
lous comment. Jim Edie was more
attentive to her than he was 10 any
young woman. He never called on
me especially In his life"
Little book. every time talk OF
Mother Waverly ! feel like making
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22
The Confessions of q Wife


a short litany OF my own. which
shall be
From ever growing old and
self conferred.
Good Lord, deliver me.
From growing old and set and
selfish.
Good Lord. deliver me.
From growing old and unable
to see the progress OF the
world,
Good Lord, deliver me.
From growing old and not be-
ing able To see that the world
Is growing better.
Good Lord deliver me-
From growing old and taking
no interest In anyone. or any
thing except myself and things
which touch my affairs.
Good Lord. deliver me.
Perhaps. Little Book. this can all
be put into.
From Growing Old,
Lp'" boIa' h'liNVi mt
Harry Symone said 20 me the
other night when | repeated some
OF this litany tn him: You should
worry. Margie; you will never grow
old, ut least yon will always be
young at heart"
Would that be any Improvement,
Little Book?
II must be terrible 10 see your
body grow old and know that your
heart is young. to want the enthusl-
asm, the ambition. the many other
things, and YOU cannot have them.
because your face is wrinkled and
your form has lost its Young out.
lines-because your nerves are
tired, your joints stiff and your
muscles habby
Dear Aunt Mary's heart grew old
with her. body. She did not seem
10 want the youthful JOYS she could
not have. hut her mind kept pace
with the influences OF the great
worlds events and experiences and
she was interested In everything
that happened.
Mother Wav.rlv's heart is Just az
frivolous and foolish as Il was when
she was 90. and she longs for the
same fattery and adulations she
had then Her mind too has re-
manned back in that very narrow
and very vulgar mid-Victorian age.
when girls said limbs" instead of
legs and tainted NJ the sight of n
mouse. to show their delicacy and
modesty.
The one legacy that Aunt Mary
has loft me that I appreciate above
all others. and which 7 shall try To
keep always, Is the knowledge that
one can grow old gracefully.
(To Re Continucd)
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22
4 Great Basement Sale of
Bath & Laundry Soaps

We expect tremendous crowd to take
advantage of this sale opportunity The sale
begins with the opening of the doors in the
morning.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22

out ", tnty uaFe IN 49,,
Portable Income with no wear and
tear on their nerves.
Probably my sister Marion real
lied she would be scolded the min
ute she opened the docs. For | had
but just told Stella OF my encoun'
ter with her as she came out OF
the tea room on Mr.. Darlington 5
arm. And Stella had declared IL
was folly TO let things go as they
were going. Somebody would have
to speak TO Marion. and speak
sharply. Since my words seemed
TO have no effect with her. Stella
determined TO interfere herself
AS usual, too. Billy began to
whimper the instant he caught sight
of his mother. The poor child al
ways had made my sister nervous.
In consequence Billy, in turn, be-
came wrought up AT the very SOUND
OF her voice. Ny sister stood for
moment with her back against the
door Her glance went from Stella,
on the floor playing with Billy, to
my detected attitude In the chair,
into which had thrown myself but
few moments before.
Well Welcome!" said my sis
ter. with a sneer. How glad you
all are to see me. A CLASSY eye
from Stella and you, Beth, and a
howl from William! think this Is
the cosiest little joint IN the world.
How do love 10 come home"
Stella took Billy In her arms.
There. YOU precious lamb" she
said, as she rocked him TO and fro
did 'ums get start when the
| nasty old door slammed? Shall its
Aunty Stella go hit the nasty door,
II wish | was half the import
ance around here that kid is" re
marked my sister.
Stella raised her eyes gravely.
"Oh, you are, Marion; believe
me-" she said. Indeed you don't
! know how much we think Of you
when you are not here. Beth and
were Just deciding we should
have a nice, long talk about you az
soon as you came in"
My sister gave me cold look.
"Oh, Beth" she exclaimed. Trust
her, | suppose she's hotfooted il
home. She looks positively breath
less this minute from her wild en-
deavors to get here and tell you
I've taken her beau from her.
"He was never my beau" put
In. IL wouldn't have him for a
gift"
| Jealousy spells your looks. my
dear" remarked Marion Here
Stella. give me that kid and I'll see
il can't shut him up for few
! minutes"
leaned forward in my chair
mo, please" | said, I'm take
him. He's always quiet with me.
He will probably fall asleep. And
Stella is right, Marion We simply
must make some plans for your fu-
| ture."
Billy cuddled down In my arms
| contentedly and began 70 chew on
button on my coat
"Npw. then" said Stella, what 10
you propose to 10. Marion? You
have TO earn some money. you
know. Beths work is beginning 10
get befird because she has TO give
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22

of us tired and nervous now bets
talk OF 1t tomorrow after gooa
rest"
And so--because of my too quick
sympathies ! made one more mis-
take.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22

Queen victoria's reputed inven-
tion OF the safety pin has been ex-
ploded by the recent discovery on
the island Of Crete Of one supposed
TO have been made at least 800 years
ID. G.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22

Please Note-that no Mail or Telephone orders
can be filed, nor can any of the soap be deliver
ed We also reserve the right to limit the guam
titles sold to each customer
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22

Ernestine CriIzer, No. - Colorado
ave-. will leave the end or the week
for visit In New York and Boston.
Liberty w. G. +. u. will meet
Wednesday afternoon, In the Four
teenth-ave. Baptist church. Pliny
W. Marsh will speak on Political
elections"
Mrs. Owen w. Mulkey. Miss Mer-
cedes Mulkey and Philip Mulkey
have returned from Gratiot beach.
where they have had cottage for
several weeks.
Miss Selenah Butler will be the
hostess OF bride party and miscel-
laneous shower, Thursday afternoon.
in her home, in the Pasadena, in
honor OF Miss Frances Thrall
Col and Mrs George X. Ce-
Gil. Miss Russelle Cecil. Miss Nesta
Newman. Miss Madeline stanton and
Albert Burch returned, Monday, from
n trip up the lakes on freighter.
o
The Misses Williams, No. 200 Put
nam-ave.. gave a dinner. Saturday
evening. In the Hotel Griswold, in
honor of Miss Bessie Herson. whose
marriage will take place the end OF
the month.
o
In honor OF Miss Elgie Leone
Shanks. of Grand Rapids. Mr.. and
Mrs. c. G. Ravencroft and Mr. and
Mrs G. f. McElroy, No 273 Han
cock-ave. west. gave a dinner-dance
Saturday evening.
Mrs. n. J. Maxwell Grylls and sou.
Miles Grylls. left Tuesday for Della
field, Wis. where the young man
will enter st. Johns Military acad-
envy. Mrs. Grylls will visit rela-
tivcs in Chicago before returning
home.
10
Miss Helen Woodward took q
number of girl friends TO the TEN.
pie theater, Monday afternoon. in
honor OF Miss Elsie Chope. In the
evening. Miss Louise Holmes enter
tanned Mt dinner in the Automobile
club. for Miss Chope.
ST. Mary's hospital auxiliary will
meet Monday. Oct 4. in the hospi-
tai, to make arrangements for the
annual linen shower Mrs. Michael
Brennan is general chairman of the
committees In charge OF the plans
for the shower. which is given once
each year to help replenish the sur
gical and household linen supply OF
ST. Mary's hospital.
The laying OF the cornerstone OF
the auditorium which is to he erect
ed as an addition to the club house
OF the Detroit Federation of Wo-
mans clubs. Second and Hancock
aves., took place Tuesday morning.
In the presence OF numerous gath
ering OF club women. Mrs. Delphine
Dodge Ashbaugh. whose brother.
John +. Dodge, presented the feder-
alton with the fine residence which
was subsequently converted into the
club house, spoke briefly
The Woodward-ave. Presbyterian
church will be the scene, Thursday
evening. of the marriage OF Miss
Nell Fraser. daughter OF Dr. and
Mrs s John Frazer. No. 40 Euclid
ave. west, TO John f. Lauver. son
OF Mr. and Mrs. Andrew J. Lauver.
Mrs. George Wright will be matron
of honor and the Misses Cricket Will
son and Margaret Warrington.
bridesmaids. Little Miss Dorothy
Lauver will be flower girl. The best
man will be George Wright, and the
guests will I've seated by DR.. Oliver
Heidi. George Lyon and Grandon
Caulklns, the latter OF Ann Arbor
The young couple will maket neir
home in Sacramento. Cal.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22
400 New Fall Silk
Dresses at Sll.75
With Qualities Found in SIS and SI8 Dresses

This amazing offering of perfectly new just-of-th the
workable Dressess the result of of most fortu
nate fall purchases which the maker coopeaed in giving
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22

David Leyes. a scotchmAn. ~
striking his father, was sentsncsd
Ia 1854 to appear ''bairheddit and
bairfuttit" in church with an
spologetic placard attached to his
Uranium.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22

1000 Sweaters
For Men, Boys, Girls
A remarkable lot Of good sweat
ers at amazingly low prices. The
lot Is special purchase and every
sweater is exceedingly well made
and of good material.
Boys 75c MerinO Sweaters
Are 43c
Good, heavy quality with roll col
lar, in gray and maroon. Sizes "a
TO "a.
Misses So All.WOOl Norfolk
Sweaters Are $1.15
These are very good looking in
their CHEEKY red and soft gray col
ors. The sizes run from "a to 81.
Mems $1.50 Ruff Neck Wool
Sweaters, Csc
A heavy roll collar sweater in
maroon and gray. Sizes "a to A..
Basement store.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22

is the guest OF Mrs. j. II. McColl.
No. 1875 Chicago-blvd.
o
Miss Donna l.. Hin will leave the
end OF the week for New York, to
enter Columbia university.
%
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. f. Slater. No. 30
Buena Vista-ave. west. have returned
from a motoring trip in New York
and Pennsylvania.
o
Mrs. Wilson Critzer and Miss
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22
5000 COver-all
Bungalow Aprons
Regularly SOC and 6Oc
at 30c each

Percales and ginghams in
light and dark patterns. These
aprons are the Princess and
Bungalow styles, the coverall
kind.
They are actual soc and Coo
Aprons and we have 5000 to
sell at 39c each.
Basement store.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-09-22

Mr. and Mrs. John w. Beaumont
are In NEW York.
@
Miss Grace Leonard and Miss Mar
Saret Leonard have returned TO Wei.
lesley college
to
Mrs Merton r.. Farr entertained
Al luncheon. Monday, In her home.
No. 40 Putnamave.
o
Miss Dorothy Koch. OF Ann Arbor.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1915-07-06
SUNNONS

In The District Court Of the Fourth
Judicial District Of the State Of Ida.
70. IN and for the County Of Twin
Falls.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1915-07-06
EDUCATE THE DAIRY CALVES
eeoln Early to Train and With Sole
Reference to Future Services
Never Play With Them.

The cow and her owner must be
friends. Kindness and sympathy
must dominate every step.
Begin the education Of the future
COW by educating the dam.
Take the calf In hand at once up
on birth and allow no fat to get a
foothold and divert the aairy ten
denotes. Grow with sole reference to
future services.
Begin early to handle and train and
never play with the calves. Allow
no caretaker to have charge unless
he is in full sympathy with your pur-
poses and has a large appreciation
Of the problem.
The channel of nerve force must be
untrammeled and the seat Of nerve
force, the brain, undisturbed and un-
der control, II the largest yield is to
be forthcoming.
Dealing with the functions so alb
normally developed and yet to be in
tensified, all conditions possible to at
feet the production should be taken
into account
The dairyman of today will fail to-
morrow unless he feels growing with
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1915-07-06

in him spirit of reverence for his
dairy COWS.
Leaning for his support on these
material functions and seeking all the
while to increase them, he should
never forget that it is out of intelli.
gence and unselfishness of his ami
mails that he is being enriched.
So, every instinct of humanity
should prompt recognition of the un-
firing services Of these faithful SER
wants whose only thought is to yield
to the utmost in response to friendly
invitation.
Increase of product and decrease
Of cost per pound Is inevitable and
no man has determined the limit.
He who succeeds along the line Of
milk-making machinery will be he
who knows the machine most thor
oughly, believes in 1t most firmly and
respects It most truly.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1915-07-06
CAUSE OF RHEUMATIC cows
Large Majority Of Cases Found in
Dark, IlI-smeIiIrg stabIe-care
for Afflicted Animal.

In nine cases out of ten the rheu-
matte COW will be found located In a
dark ill-smelling stable. A good floor
kept dry, plenty OF comfortable bed
ding. freedom from drafts. yet good
ventilation and all the sunlight pos.
sible. will keep out rheumatism.
For an afflicted animal get the bow.
els in good condition and furnish lax
alive food for some time. Then ap-
ply to the stiff joints liniment made
by mixing equal parts OF aqua am
monia, tincture Of iodine and turpen-
tine in four parts Of linseed oil. Mix
thoroughly and apply. rubbing the
parts briskly. Give plenty of clean,
fresh water and exercise in the yard
on sunny days.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1915-07-06
MAKE SUCCESS WITH DAIRY
Cleanliness and Neatness In Every
Department 10 First Essential
Work Butter With Wood.

Those xho have achieved the great.
est success as dairymen are the ones
who have been especially noted for
cleanliness and neatness in every de-
partment and detail.
Never put milk or cream into dark,
poorly ventilated cellar. Good butter
cannot be made from milk and cream
handled In this manner.
Wood. instead Of the human hands,
should always be used in working over
buttefs
VtateFy mix GENES from feeding
lro41Aso Natery oaod.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1915-07-06

Rub them repeatedly with old news
papers. Sunshine in winter is the
greatest OF tonics.
When poultrymen and farmers real
ize that the sooner they follow ma
lures plan and make the winter
months as near like spring and sum.
mer months. the sooner they will real
lie the height Of their ambition-win-
ter eggs. Getting winter eggs il
really quite easy if given little
thought and study. Using the gray
matter in your skull will make you
successful poultryman.
Poultry keepers may easily reduce
the percentage Of dirty or soiled eggs,
and losses entailed to insignificant fig
ures.
First, an ample number of nests is,
Of course. necessary, but an ample
number means no more, than, and
probably not as many as, are usually
directed by poultry writer's. Laying
houses are, as a rule, provided with q
sufficient number, but where the
keeper falls down is in failing to sup
ply enough nesting material and floor
litter.
Obviously the nesting material must
be clean, or the eggs become soiled by
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1915-07-06
Door Removed TO Show Position Of
Trigger When Door 70 Closed.

are allowed outdoors during wet
weather. The litter acts as a foot
mat for the hens on their way to the
nests.
Clean eggs bring better prices than
dirty ones.