The Glenwood post., 1915-11-13

? GSntS, TWO IN 'front.' and one Denlnu.
Look out for smashup on Grand River
bridge some night.-DeBeque New Era.
Miss Gertrude Todd has been ap-
pointed by the department to act as
when the new appointee will take
charge. 1t appears that no appoint
ment has yet been made.-Rife Rev.
ellie.
There is no reason for Helen Ring
Robinson to become discouraged. She
and her friends who have their eyes
glued on the almighty dollar will be
able to work up other suffrage cam
paigns next year and draw down theirs
for making speeches Coloradoan.
81 have yet to meet a thoroughly
bad man." says Henry Ford. Henry
should stroll out on a lonely road some
rainy day and meet the man whose car
buretor is full of miscellany, who has
had two blowouts and whose differen.
tial is somewhere in the mud.-Stea1n-
boat Pilot.
From the howl that has been ascend
ing to high heaven from some of Colo
RADIOS cities that have been trying
grab-bag reform in municipal affairs,
we judge that Tuesdays election will
show that some of them at least are
well pleased to get back to former con-
ditions.-Lake City Times.
Nothing more thoroughly demoralizes
anyone than too much of anything. For
instance, this morning we tried to swat
a casual fly or two with Mr.. Bryan g
Commoner, but the peace-laden journal
paused in mid-air and declined to obey
the laws of gravity in any such mur-
derous enterprise.-Fort Collins Re.
view.
Geo. .Weirick, of Glenwood was hero
the first Of the week trying to make
arrangements to open up a moving pic
ture show here. Mr.. Weirick, until
recently when he sold out, has con-
Quoted the most successful picture shcw
in Glenwood, and we are sorry he was
enot able to make satisfactory arrange
ments here.-Red Cliff News.
Garry Chapman Gait may be all right
as an agitator, but she is bum mathe.
hnatician. Monday she is quoted as
having said "by most perfect sys.
TEN l have estimated our majority in
New York at 234,56S.' Wednesday
morning dispatches informed us that
equal suffrage in that state was over
welmingly Observation-Disclosures
Every once in while some fellow
comes in and tries to sell us check
protector. They always explain that
the device will save US thousands of
dollars year by giving knockout to
check raisers. They put up nice line
of talk, but it never reaches us, as we
are immune. The Eaton banks will not
cash amy check with our sig. for more
than two-fifty.-Eaton Herald.
1t looks as though we were perma-
ture in announcing the death of Joe
Luxen. We hope so. People in here
from Rifle, during the past week say
nothing to the effect that Mr.. Luxcn
had passed away had reached that
town. In the meantime, Joe has had
the satisfaction of reading more than
one nice obituary of himself. And
here's hoping he may live to read sew.
eral more.-Meeker Herald.
The next time DR.. Stephenson, as
mayor of Marble, attempts to curb
Halloween deviltry by the "honor"
methou, ne VIII also Dack up his appeal
with good elm club and number of
.extra policemen. The "honorn method
probably was a success with the
young boys and girls, but it was barren
of results as to older persons who
turned the town upside down last Sun
Cday night.-Marble Booster.
We are informed that Joseph Bells
has made arrangements to work the
annual assessment on his several oil
shale claims up on Book Cliff. Sig
Cox will be in charge Of the work and
will employ large force of men. This
will be good news to the people of this
section, as it proves that, there must
hp soma a0u a Ia In ra1,1a x,o1vo ~. L.