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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

Some trains Of thought go on
wheels.
Sweat is a great medicine for shift
lessness.
Look well to your we'll If you would
keep well.
Every farmers club and associa-
ton loves a liner
Do IL now-now, This is the year
of the great opportunity.
Make records of all farm practices
and make knowledge definite.
II Folly were an old bag how we
should all seek after Wisdom!
When there seems so mucn 70 DC
said is a good time to say nothing-
Don't sit in your easy chair and kio
yourself along with that old tomorrow
gag.
Charge any man with being prom
inent citizen and he will break Gown
and confess.
Every man in America owes his
community a month of personal .serv
ice every year.
An epiSTdm 10 iOoi ASA
people accept as gospel because 1t II
easy to remember.
And many a man who thought N
could set the world on fire turned ou
to be a wet blanket.
Opportunity knocks now and thel
for the most people. but 1t seldom
bursts down tho door.
Success on the farm as rule come
not from luck or unusual land. bu
from the farmer himself.
The tightwad never gets rich. III
may gather some money and property
but 1t never does him any good.
The man who plans his work def
nitcly before he begins is the man VIII
succeeds and goes farther with nj
farming.
The man who gives the most tim
unselfishly to public service. is tn
man who enriches his life. which
the only true wealth.
The meanest man is the self-styie
friend of the farmer, who places on
arm lovingly about his neck. while tn
other hand rifles his pocket.
Some men have such a penchar
for butting into other peoples bus
ness that one is almost led to believ
that man sprang from the goat instea
Of the monkey.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
ENCOURAGE THE FARM BOYS
Many Do Not Get Correct Idea Of
Value Of Properly Bred Farm
AnImaIs-Start Him Right.

There are many boys on our farms
who are not having a fair opportunity
to get a correct idea of the value of
properly bred farm animals. Born and
raised In the surroundings of the
scrub animal he il not apt to develop
any great enthusiasm or respect for
the purebred animal.
Encourage him to secure some pure
bred chickens. pigs. calf or . colt.
He will learn their value and a. he
grows up will learn to love the farm
and make q success of 1t.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

Liven up your sluggish liver! Feel
fine and cheerful; make your work .
pleasure; be vigorous and full OF am
bition. But take no nasty, danger
Gus calomel. because 1t makes you
sick and you may lose . days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver.
which causes necrosis Of the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile Ike
dynamite. breaking it up. That's
when YOU feel that awful nausea and
cramping.
Listen to me! II you want to enjoy
the incest. gentlest liver and power
cleansing you ever experienced just
take a spoonful of harmless Dodson
Liver Tone. Your druggist or dealer
sells you a so cent bottle OF Dodson'i
Liver Tone under my personal money
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

"A monument built by and from
Postum q the way an Illinois man
heecr1bos himself. He says:
~Fue years was q coffee dfnker
untfl at last / became . terrible SUI
ferer f5om dyspepsia, constipation.
hoaAaches and Indigestion.
ssIhe difRerent kinds of medicine !
It'd did not cure me. and finally some
one told me to leave on coffee and
tahe up Postum. was fortunate In
hnsing the Postum made strictly &C.
ecrdine q direction on the pkg, SO
hat from the start liked 1t.
-Grndually my condition changed.
The old troubieo disappeared and l
1ernn to feel well again. My appetite
became good and could digest food
Nov am restored to strength and
'hea1th. can sleep sound all night and
: nvnke With . fresh and rested body.
n an really q monument built by
s Postum, for was q physical wreck.
distressed IN body and mind. and am
I ~ strong, healthy man. l know
ezoefly what made the change: 1t was
Iooyinx on coffee and using Postum.
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Croek Mich. Read The Road to Well
vi11e,s IN pkgs.
: Postum comes in two forms:
pon1nm cereal-the original form
1nuse b well boiled. 15c and 25c pack
DadeaUt Postum-a soluble powder
1lr6n1yee quickly In cup Of hot wa
~. ~ With cream and sugar, makes
lolleibus beverage instantly. SOC and
~ -.
~ kinds are equally delicious ant
8 80 nbout the same per cup.
81 X InoFGio . Reason" for Postum
{. sold BY Grocers.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
Some Refreshment.

An admiral, during the maneuvers
at Newport, told a story at gar
den party.
The navy is as abstemious from
ethical reasons" he began. "as Old
Stingee was from miserliness.
"Old Stingee was entertaining boy
hood friend one evening at his shore
cottage. After a couple Of hours OF
dry talk the old fellow said. genially:
"'Would you like some refreshment
"a cooling draft, say-George?'
why. yes, / don't care If ! do
said George. and he passed his hand
across his mouth and frightened up
wonderfully.
Good said Old Stingee I'll just
open this window. There's q fine sea
breeze blowing.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
1urner. Mako Good soIdIers.

Turner'S wake COCO SosotesSs
More than $1,000 German turner's
have been decorated with the Iron
Cross since the world war was de-
clared." writes DR.. Hugo Ruehl. sec
rotary of the Deutsche Turnerschat.
in a letter to George Brosius. veteran
Milwaukee turnmaster.
In commenting upon the ability OF
turner's as soldiers, Professor Brosius
says:
The exceptional training that turn
ers are given in Germany makes them
most efiicient as soldiers. There are
more than 100000 serving the kaiser.
In their gymnastic training. long
marches have always played an I'M
portant part"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

parent flounces. attached to the hem Of
q skirt. This IL q curious idea and
will not appeal to many women. The
new skirts are short enough as It ID:
any attempt to make them appear stirl
shorter will not be generally accept
able. Still, 1t is true that many Of the
very new models are finished at the
extreme hem with one or two trans
parent flounces or with q transparent
bias band. These 'hounces are made
of chiffon or tulle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

II lost q dollar at the matinee this
afternoon" remarked the fieshy wom-
an to her husband. land l never was
SO angry in my life"
How'd it happen?" asked the man.
81 dropped it in the aisle" she an
swered shortly, land l looked for it
that's all l could do"
Did you look good?" persisted the
head of the house.
Did look good" shrilled the WON.
an. really angry now. Il looked as
good as a fat woman crawling around
on all fours ever does."-Colliers
Weekly.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
OFFICE EQUIPPED FOR FARM
Excellent Place to Entertain Business
Callers-A!so Suitable for Keep
inc Account Books.
CBy GRAIL r. FULLERD

(By GRAIL r. FULLER)
Farming Is a business and the man
ager of a farm Is. or should be, busi-
ness man. Every city business man
has an office because 1t has been
proved an asset to his business. A
few farmers have also tried it and
proved its efficiency.
A few reasons why every farmer
should have a business ONCE. even II
1t IL no more than a space partitioned
OF In the tool house, are as follows:
1. Bulletins adapted to every phase
Of the farming business are now avail
able and unless these are filed away.
they are never to be found when
wanted.
z. He often has business callers who
eel averse to walking into the house
and talking freely before the woman
members of the family. but who are
II ease when alone with the farmer.
An office fitted up cozily with a stove
ind chairs is a fitting place to take
them, especially in cold weather.
3. The time Is fast approaching
when the successful farmer will know
something of science. and an Office
or den Is a good place to make his
| experiments on soils or other mate
rails. or to keep his samples of fenc
ing. soils or seeds.
4. There is no farmer but keeps
some accounts. more or less correct
according to the business ability oil
the man. He should have a place te
keep these account books. Neatly
printed farm stationery. and a type
writer IN his Office will help the farmer
to find a better market for his prod
ucss.
The cost of fitting a farm office cal
depend upon the inclinations of tn,
man. II should contain desk, prefer
ably roll top on account of its man,
drawers and pigeon holes. an exten
sion Of the phone from the house
shelves or cabinet for filing his books
pamphlets and samples; a typewrite
for his own use and that Of his son
and daughters: a stove and a tabI
for his experiments. Other equipmen
may be added a. needed
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
Very lndiscreet.

Look here" said Mr.. Bonehedde an
grily. I'm not going to stand this
sort of thing any longer. That broth
er of yours called me fool today, and
right in public, too"
That's just like Tom," replied his
wife. Hes always hurting out fam
lily secrets"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

The Cure.
June-Aren't you just crazy about
fats?"
Ann-Not since ! married one.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
HONESTY IN FARM PRODUCTS
Consumer Doesn't Know individual
Producers and eIames Community
for the Work Of One.

One Of the unfortunate things about
marketing is that one dishonest pro-
Queer in any community will give prod
uce emanating from that district
black eye from which 1t will take
years to recover.
The purchaser doesn't know the in
dividual-he knows only that the prod
uct with which he was "stung" came
from a certain district. and as a result
all commodities originating from there
come under the same suspicion.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
~rransparent" 10 the Word.

We seem haunted by transparencies.
And the very latest is the long. trans
parent sleeve made Of chiffon and at
esched to a bolero coatee. or q blouse
of taffetas. crepe de chine. or char
meuse. Some Of these sleeves are al
most leg O. mutton in outline. They
curve out at the wrists and fall away
from the arm when the latter is raised.
For tea or dinner gowns such sleeves
are charming, but they seem out OF
place on day dresses. One dressmak.
O. Is .a%-& to make popular trans.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

o9eD EAn1fAcY CO. established .
pSeoQ ~ Af1mnaas - reliable drug
y. - xGnnfacturersL Slowly. but
~ reDueation has spread over
= ~ South - that now BONDS
1L10 aeo = household word IN
4voey c0unty u that territory.
xneoe 1Dl1o are small mild safe, effect
I've - 1nexpenslve. One 1t bedtime n
tne go Ton win wake mp well from
Con1 1neton, Dixsinesa Indigestion.
aeo< Bi1iouBness. Neuralgia and
the <1ous allments arising from torpid
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

Hostess -sh! that's my neighbors
dog. Be careful what you say about
that woman.
j Fair Guest--Why that's silly. Dogs
cant understand
apstess- mo. but they carry tails
Phihdelphia Record.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

~nnt it strange that Mrs. Robin
!. aqp Snessr attends the Mothers club
mSstipgs~ We've invited her time and
<kinF
I'm AFRAID she's . hopeless old fogy.
SIN tnSists On Staying home to take
7 carr 81 her children"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
Convenient Chick Yard.

You can make a convenient yard
for chicks from old burlap sacks, II
you happen to have a supply Rp
them open, sew together lengthwise
and nail to strips at the top and bot
tom of posts sets in the ground. The
fence can be made in sections that
are easily taken down and packed
away to use next year.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
Divided Ownership.

A gentleman while taking q morn
ing walk down a country lane met q
boy driving some pigs to market.
who do these fine pigs belong to-"
asked the gentleman.
WELL" said the boy, they belong
to thad theer big SOW"
mo, my boy" said the old gentle
man; Il mean who is the master of
them?"
WELL" replied the boy, "thad theer
little un; 'es a bekgar fer fighting"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

Made since 1S46-Hanford's Balsam
Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
She { Understood.

Il took my wife out to the ball game
yesterday" said Fansome.
Il know you suffered" said Park.
way.
Indeed did! The home team gave
a rotten exhibition of ball playing and
the caustic comments my wife made
kept me squirming until the last man
was out"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
Good Motto for Earmers.

Use your head. and you will have
to use your hands less" is q motto
that many farmers can apply to them
selves. People who put this motto in
pxactice are usually the most success
full ones.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
Best for Horses.

Give your horses good care and you
will be doubly repaid by the better
work they will do. For sores, gals
and other external troubles apply
Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh. Ranch.
men, lumbermen and liverymen recon-
mend 1t. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

CO0s0 ooAoAy 49,
across the floor with
out holding on 10
something. ! bad
nervous spells and
my fingers " ould
cranp and my face
would draw, and I
could not speak, nor
sleep to do any good.
had no appetite, and
everyone thought I
would not live.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
He Went With the Coat.

Oe We"s WV" s"s SS
"Plaze, sir" said an Irishman to .
farmer going to market one day,
would yez be SO obliging as to take
me great coat here to B. wild ye!"
YES" said the farmer; but how
will you get 1t again."
"Oh, that's mighty aisy, 80 1t Is. "
said Pat; for shure I'll remain inside
NV it,"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
So IL II.

The creeping vine you see on yon-
der roadside reminds me of a rural
panic"
I'm what way?"
Don't you notice its run on the
bank?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
Study Elevator Methods.

There are many farmers eleva-
tors that are owned comparatively
and successfully conducted. Farmers
new to this method Of marketing
grain would do well by studying how
these elevators sre operated.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
Counter Irritation.

Does that man wake you up at six
o'clock in the morning. running the
lawn mower"
Not any more. get up at five and
ask him to lend II to me for an hour"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

There are various methods by which
trouble may be avoided. One Of them
is to sell your bulldog.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
The Cjlded Hearth.

Ethel-Have you seen father. Har-
old?
Harold-Why, yes. ran across him
at breakfast only the other day
Judge.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
Logical.

Logical.
why are you SO violently opposed
to woman suffrage"
women haven't got the intellect to
grapple with problems of state. Why.
even we men don't know what ives
talking about half the time when ives
discussing politics"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

The Ages Of Man.
Smuggs-Say, jugs. who are those
three gentlemen standing at the con-
servatory entrance?
Juggs-Why. they represent three
generations. The rudy old man with
the fine head of hair. Buggs-the thin.
haired one next to him is his son. and
the dissipated fellow with the bald
head is the grandson.-National
Monthly.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
County Q.monatrator

The successful county demonstra-
tor. is no, all theory. but rather q
farm-trained nan. who works with
his coat OF in a practical way with
farmers on Their own farms.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

"Scadds is a lucky chap. He's got
a country estate on the Hudson. q
hunting camp in the Adirondacks and
a bugalow at the seashore."
"Yes, and his wife refuses to 60 to
any of them. She insists that he find
some new place to spend the sum-
mer"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
used Force.

Lady-Have you a good reference
Bridget-Foine! OF held the poker
over her till got It!
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
Her arlaht Outlook.

Her Bright Outlook.
How are you going to spend the
summer"
PAS rented a cottage again. and
suppose I'll spend it in the kitchen
cooking fish for our city friends to
eat, the way did last year."-Detroit
Free Press.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

When things fail to come your way
we can turn about and follow the line
of least resistance.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

Some men climb up in the world,
and a lot more remain at the bottom
because the elevator isn't running.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
An Essential Particular.

-" esse"s'S' sSo
Jones can tell the date Of the end
of the war"
(which end?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

The college girls idea Of a scandal
is the story of another girls failure
to make" sorority.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

The earliest record of any life in
surance policy bears the date of June
Is, 1883.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

Htkor-Whnt DO you consider the
one unfaiIloo sign Of spring?
Pykor- The delicious feeling which
nakeS yoa want to sit down and watch
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build Cp The System

Taxa the Old Standard GROVES
rASfELESS chill TONIC You know
what you are TAXING, a. the formula -
printed on every label. showing Il -
Ouinine and Iron in tasteies form The
Ouinins drives out malaria. the Iron
builds up the system. 50 cent? Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

Most people can stand poverty bet.
ter than prosperity-because they are
used to it.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

And This 10 No Joke, Either.
"Mistah Tambo. can yoah tell nah
when's a joke not a joker"
mo, Mistah Bones, All can't. When
is a joke not joker
Usually, Mistah Tambo."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
Home Secrets.

Visitor (hungry)-And at what time
do you have dinner, my little friend?
Terrible Boy-Soon as you've gone.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
ror gals Ne Haniords B.''.n'


do you think Mr.. spooner's inten-
tions are serious?" asked the girls
mother.
-~I d6ut know yet. mamma" replied
The girl. sI'm eoing down to the jew
eser's this afternoon to have his ring
appraised"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

OF course q man doesn't marry for
money-neither does he jilt girl just
because she has II.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
Would Hurt Business.

Would HUN BUSINESS.
Are you still selling those illumina-
ted signs reading, Nix on war talk'?"
mo. got discouraged and quit"
What happened?"
81 tried to sell one to q saloon
keeper"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

For any sors-Hanford's Balsam
Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

EQJltaole Division.
Did yoo olvi1e the cruller as told
ron with yotr little brother?"
EYES. ma I gave him the hole"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

AZ president Of the French repub-
lie N. folncare receives a salary of
3130, ooo pa annum.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

Smile, smile, beautiful clear white
clothes. Red Cross Ball Blue, American
made, therefore best. All grocers. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
Adds 70 Attraeyiyeness.

A little improvement around the
farm home will do much to add to the
attrsctiveness at the place frora the
Standpoint Of the boys ard girls
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

Beautiful, clear white clothes delights
the laundress who uses Red Cross Ball
Blue. All grocers. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
Becoming Bald.

Mamma, l want a new hairbrush."
why, Tommie?"
Because my old one is getting
bald"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

One trial convinces-Hanford's Bal
cam. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

What are you doing down there
at the clock in the hall at this time
of morning."
Arbitration. m'dear! tryin' to stop
a disastrous strike"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
The Day.

The Day.
rs this Friday, mammal"
mo. darling. This Is Thursday.
"Oh, dear! l can hardly wait for
Saturday. Uncle George promised to
take me to the drug store then and
buy me q sundae,"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

British yeomanry forces were first
instituted by Lord Chatham In 1851.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

For poison ivy use Hanford's Bal.
sam. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
THOUGHT she
COULD NOT LIVE
Restored to Health BY Lydia
E Pinlkham's Vegetable
COMPOUND.

Uniouvills, Ms.-"I suffered from .
female trouble and / got 70 weak that
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13
There Are Others.

Mars has high aims these hot
times"
"Yes, and so has Mercury"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-13

It's work of art to make art pay.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-06-19
FATHER TOO LATE TO
STOP GIRLS MARRIAGE
William FcIden Seeks TO Learn His
Daughters Whereabouts While
She l. with Husband.

While william @. Felden. $40
George av.. was seeking 10 learn sat
urdav morning whether or not his
daughter Gladys Felden. had been
married. the latter was with her hus-
band. Hilman r. Themnis. i'm Chicago.
Themnis and Miss Felden secured a
marriage license late Friday after
noon and were married az \ o'clock
in the evening by Justice Wrpiszvn-
ski. Immediately following the cere-
money the couple boarded a train for
Chicago where they viii make their
home.
The groom Is an electrician. %
years old. and the son OF a we'll
known Chicago musician. Miss Eel
den. 10 years old. is "a music teacher.
The father had not learned of the
whereabouts Of his daughter al a late
hour Saturday forenoon. although he
was not altogether without informa-
ton inasmuch as his daughter had
left a note for him Friday saving that
she would soon be married and on
her way 10 Chicago.