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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
To Cure a Cold In One Dav
Very unkind.

Take LAXATIVE BRoMo QUININE Tablets.
Druggists refund money if it fails to cure. e. w.
GROVES signature is on each box 75c
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30

crumbs are better
| for stuffings than cracker crumbs and
the flavor is better and the stuffing
much lighter. The bread should be
soaked in milk or water and squeezed
dry before adding the other ingredi-
snts.
Oyster Stuffine.-Mix two cupfuls
of chopped oysters, one-fourth of a
cupful of melted butter or rich stock,
one cupful of crumbs, two teaspoon
fuls of lemon Juice, one teaspoonful of
salt, and half teaspoonful of pepper.
Dutch Stuffing.-Soak three cupfuls
Of bread crumbs in milk to cover,
squeeze dry. add three beaten eggs, a
teaspoonful of SALT fourth of tea
spoonful of pepper. half teaspoonful
of sage, and three sour apples, chop.
ped. Slice a fourth of a pound of
bacon thin; fry with medium sized
chopped onion and when the onion is
cooked, combine the two mixtures.
mix well and use.
Plquant Stuffing.-Pour a half cup
full of vinegar over three cupfuls Of
crumbs, squeeze dry, add half cup
full of melted butter, one cupful of
chopped olives, three chopped pickles,
one small green pepper, chopped, sea-
son with salt, pepper and curry pow
der to taste.
Ralsn Stuffing.-This is especially
good for wild game birds. Soak and
squeeze dry one quart of bread
crumbs, add two we'll beaten eggs, one
teaspoonful of salt two tablespoonfuls
of butter, one-fourth OF teaspoonful
of pepper, one teaspoonful of chopped
parsley, one cupful of chopped rails
ms and half cupful of chopped cell
cry.
Sausage stuffng for Goose.-Mix to.
gether four cupfuls of bread soaked
and squeezed dry, one egg, one-half
cupful Of chopped celery, one-half
pound of sausage. one teaspoonful of
salt and a fourth of teaspoonful of
pepper.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Altooetber Too careless.

The editor in charge of the person
al inquiry column opened his seven
tieth letter with groan.
II have lost three husbands" lady
reader had written, confidently, land
now have the offer of fourth. Shall
l accept him."
The editor dipped his pen in the
ink. This was the last straw
IF you've lost three husbands" he
wrote, 81 should say you are much
too careless to be trusted with a
fourth"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30

preparations.
OF fats and oils none supplies the
needs of the system so entirely as
olive oil. What is known as the vir-
gin oil is the best for medical pur-
poses. This is the first oil coming
from the first pressing of the fresh
olives. Much of our oil has been adul-
terated with cottonseed oil which of
course being cheaper has brought a
good price to the seller. Our food
laws are controlling this in measure,
but there is still plenty of need of en-
forcement of the laws in regard to
many of our foods.
Olive oil is highly esteemed as a
delicacy, it has no equal as a salad
dressing and is the ideal frying fat,
Rs 1t is not absorbed in cooking as is
animal fat
Olive oil has been the beauty Sc
cret of many lovely women of days
gone by and this remarkable property
of olive oil has been cherished and
handed down from beautiful mother to
beautiful daughter. Since scientists
udNS cultBnItucu Iuo WOIlu Ou lie
beauty benefits all women may par
take and enjoy its results.
A great London physician was
asked by woman regarding her com
plexion, he replied: Take olive oil
Live on it, eat it, drink it, battle in it,
dress your food with it and never be
without it! You need 1t constantly
to lubricate your system"
One or two tablespoonfuls a day is
sufficient to keep the system 1.-THE
and youthful and the complexion clear
When buying oil go to a reliable
merchant, try a small amount until
you find Just the kind you like. There
are any number of fine nutty oils on
the market and if one is willing to pay
the price, good oil is always to be had
One of the chief reasons that so many
people dislike oil is that they have
been served with an inferior quality OF
an oil that has become rancid.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
A POOR MARKsMAN.

Sergeant (disgustedly to Private
Jones)-Stop! Don't waste your last
bullet. Nineteen are quite enough to
blaze away without hitting the tar
get once. Go behind that wall there
and blow your brains out.
Jones walked quietly away and a
few seconds later a shot rang out.
Good heavens! Has that fool done
what l told him?" cried the sergeant,
running behind the wall Great was
his relief when he saw Private Jones
coming toward him.
Sorry, sergeant" he said apologet-
ically; another miss
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Hide the Chin.

The chin must be hidden now, II
not completely, then in part. That
is fashions winter decree. The within
is justified to some extent. The new
collarettes, for instance, are very
piquant, and then, also, there are the
outstanding neckbands of coats, with
their furry hem, into which the chin
sinks softly, and the big stock bound
frills of the cold weather blouses.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30

The grocer had just put a new boy
to work and among the other instruc-
lions was this:
IF you do not happen to have what
customer asks for suggest something
else as nearly like it as possible"
Soon woman came into the store
and asked the boy:
Have you any fresh green STUFF
today?"
mo, ma'am," answered the boy,
"but we have some nice bluing"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
FOR PLEURISY, BRONCHITIS
and SORE THROAT

Readers are advised not to dose the
stomach. The best way to quickly
overcome soreness in the throat or
chest is to rub on true Mustarine, which
all druggists keep on hand in the ortgi-
nal yellow box for about rs cents.
1t is quicker and more efficient than
any liniment Rub it on at night and
blessed relief comes by morning. True
Mustarine is made by Begy Medicine
Co, Rochester, N. Y. 1t stops Rheu-
matte pains and Neuralgia almost like
magic. There's blessed relief in every
rub. 1t stops pain and congestion
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Modern Spirit,

Friend-So you produced a film of
Hannibal. Wonderful man, wasn't he,
getting that thousand elephants over
the Alps in a week?
Moving Picture Producer-Yes. 1t
is a good picture, but we had to fire
our stage director.
Friend-What was the matter?
Moving Picture Producer-Too
slow. We used 5000 elephants and it
took him almost an hour to get them
over the Alps.-Judge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
AT THE FIRST SIGNS
OF Falling Hair Get cutIcura. II
Works Wonders. Trial Free.

Touch spots of dandruff and itching
with Cuticura Ointment and follow
next morning with a hot shampoo of
Cuticura Soap. This at once arrests
falling hair and promotes hair growth.
You may rely on these supercreamy
emollients for all skin troubles.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
County Leads In MInlna.

In metal Shasta county has long
been in a class by itself, leading all
other counties in California for the
past eighteen years. The official statis-
tics from 1897-the year when her
great sulphide ore bodies were first
exploited-to 1914 CAST year estimat-
ED credit the county with total out
put of $99,144,777, or an average of
over $5,508,000 per year.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
NA.. NA4 rseQ.
overcrowded Mentallt,

THEY say your friends won't be
able to explain lot Of things in your
record"
L won't ask EN- to-" replied Sena-
tor Sorghum. I'm fact, | couldn't
remember the explanations of some
of EN- myself"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
His Lona.Lost Five DOLLARS.

An elderly gentleman of rural ap-
pearance had hardly seated himself
in the crosstown car when a young
lady who had followed him approached
him. Did you lose a IS bill?' she
asked, according to the St. Louis Post
Dispatch. For a moment the farmer
observed her with surprised, curious
look, then said conyincingly Yes,
ma'am, did" "Then here it is" said
she, handing the bill to him. 81 picked
1t up behind you from the car floor"
Thank you very much, young lady,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Scarcity of Talent.

81 think | ought to have my jew
elry stolen replied the prima donna
Very we'll" replied the press agent
But one of these days you're going
to lose something that way. It's get
ting harder and harder to find a dis
Greet, reliable burglar"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Bears the

Signature of NxNZzIZm
In Use For Over go Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30

"Dobbs has an awful crouch. He's
just finished paying for two new wings
on his bungalow
"Well?"
: And then his wife struck him for
the price of few more wings on
her new hat"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Her Idea Nerified

She-What? Fanny Jones engaged?
Well, I've always said that no matter
how homely girl may be, there's al
ways some fool ready to marry her.
Who's the poor man?
He-I am.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
National Art.

"Are the Americans musical ma
TOM"
81 should say so. There never yet
was political campaign in which
the brass bands didn't Laake more
noise than the speakers"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
In Need of a Rest.

Does your boy take kindly to farm
life, now that he has finished col
lege?"
"Oh, yes" e%lied Farmer Cobbes.
"He says that after the strenuous four
years he's been through. it's pleas
ure to loaf around home and watch
the hired men at work"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Adding to the Gayety.

Eyes, sir" said the sedate heavy
weight. I'm going to learn to
dancei"
Well" replied his wife. T have no
suggestions to offer. Some men like
practical jokes so well they will play
them on themselves"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30

for your honesty. This is a most re-
markable happening" ooh, | don't
think so, sir. believe everyone should
return the money in such as case as
this. What is there so remarkable
about it?" why, lost my S. two
years ago"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
DISTRESSING Thouaht.

Boys will be boys. you know" said
the kindly old gentleman.
81 hope SO" replied the man with a
worried look. I'D hate to think about
a son O. mine growing up an becomin'
one O. these here female impersona-
tors"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
A Common lyme.

Is'Dubwaite is what l would call a
limited humanitarian"
I'm what respect?"
THE wrongs of humanity in general
work him up to frenzy, but individ-
ual cases merely bore him."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
The Other Side.

What do you think? I saw fell
low the other day who was wearing
a wrist watch on his ankle
Then you can safely gamble on
the fact that he hasn't brains enough
to enable him to foot the BILL"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
From the Boston.

What do you mean by the express
sion, splitting the beans?'"
1T is from the Boston, and means
the divulging of information concern
ing which one should have been more
reticent"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
An Omen Question.

Uppson-Is your daughter improv-
ing in her piano playing?
Downing-She is either improving
or else we are getting used to 1t,
don't know which.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Experimenting With Timber.

The government of New South
Wales is having timber grown in that
state to learn if any will produce a
satisfactory wood pulp for paper max
Ing.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
About the Size of Il.

Jaggs-Texas is a great place.
once saw a green and yellow snake
down there seventy feet long and as
round as whisky barrel.
Waggs-Well, l don't doubt it-but
I'll bet you saw the whisky barrel be-
fore you saw the snake.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
War Again.

She-Your friend doesn't seem very
happy.
He-Poor chap! Just lost a pot of
money.
She-Through the war, suppose.
He-Yes; the girl married soldier
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Wisdom of the Wise.

What" queried the very young
man, lis the best way to praise a
woman?"
by speaking i'll of her rival" an
swered the h ,megrown philosopher.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30

Gyer-Who is that fat man who
spoke to you in passing just now?
Myer-Why, that is Professor High
note, the great band leader.
Gyer-Ah, / see. Le.der of an obe-
sity band, l suppose.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Acouirino Musical STRENGTH.

Flows your daughter getting on
with her music?'
"Splendidly. She can pump a play
er-piano nearly all day and her feet
never seem to get tired
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Hard.

Church-In all buildings in Cologne,
except separate residences of not more
than two stories. concrete or iron
stairways are required by law.
Gotham should think wooden
stairways were hard enough when it
comes to falling down.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
The Kind.

There is no absolutely perfect fire
escape.
"Oh. yes, there is"
What is it?"
THE Ten Commandments"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Power of Music.

He will not walk or even stand.
OF work he shuns all styles.
But when he hears a tango band
He'll dance eleven miles.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30

WAS the musical program a pot
pourri, Mrs. Comeup?"
mo, indeed. 1t was nothing so
reshershey. 1t was just sort Of mix
ture."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
No Cause for Mirth.

Friend-So this is one of your jokes,
is it? Ha! ha! ha!
Humorist (testily) -Well, what are
you laughing at, anyhow? Isn't 1t
good ne?-Passing Show.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Up to Standard,

rs this first-class post Officer" in
quired the stranger.
IT'S as good as you'll find inSthese
parts" retorted the native with justi-
fable local pride.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Glove Kid Shoes.

Shoes of glove kid, very soft fin
ished, and made tipless and with a
seam down the center of each shoe
extending to the toe, are much favored
for dress by fashionable women. They
come in various colors-black, cham.
payne, gray, taupe. russell, etc.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Can He Open a Car Window?

HE gets the biggest pay of any per-
former in vaudeville"
whats his speciality"
"He can put up and lower one of the
one-man auto tops without help"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30

Can give you a lift?" asked the
sympathetic motorist of the man who
was underneath his car.
You might lend me LITTER" an
swered the other. My jack won't
work
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Didn't Want Much

you may have one wish" said the
good fairy, land it shall be granted"
WELL" replied Johnny Wise, 81 wish
that may have everything l want"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30

make us look older than we are. Keep
your Eyes young and you will look young.
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
tell your age Murine Eye Remedy Co.,
Chicago. Sends Eye Book on request.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
How He Knew.

Her Husband--That dressmaker OF
yours must be a regular pelican.
His Wife-Why, what do you mean?
Her Husband Well, judge SO from
the size OF her bill
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
BRONCHIAL ASTHMA sUFFERERs

bhOTVCFTENE NO TIWH OOf T ENLF 70
should write to the American Oxidaze
Co., Worcester, Mass, for information
as to their new, safe and efficient
treatment for this disease. Many cases
of immediate relief and rapid recovery.
Ten days treatment. ninety tablets,
one dollar-Adv..
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
LARGO output Of Diamonds.

Diamonds having total value of
nearly $27,OOO,OOO were taken from
the South African mines in 1914.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
Too Much Tonoue.

I'VE are very fond" said the bach.
elor boarder, "of tongue for supper"
You wouldn't be-" bitterly NUT.
tered the married man, eff you had it
for every meal"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
One Objection.

Wife-Don't you think | should have
a vote?
Husband dunno, Jane. You'd
probably want new hat to wear at
the polls.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
War in the SUGAR Countries.

The price of sugar skyward went,
Like any aeroplane,
When men quit raising. sugar beets
And went to raising cane.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30

The trouble with too many children
is that the education of their parents
has been neglected.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
A SYMPOSIUM OF srUFFINes.

A turkey without a stuffing would
be like joke without point. A per-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
No Skiddinu.

Lives of good men all remind us
We should bear cheerful load.
And in passing leave behind us
Antiskid treads on the road.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30

City Without Pawnbrokers.
There is not single pawnbrokar In
Quebec,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
THIEM1sHEN
d6ABLNEG
First catch your clans; along the ebb-
ing edges
OF saline coves you'll find the precious
wedges
-Croffut.
He was a bold man who first did eat
xviF
OLIVE OIL.

Since the earliest time olives and
olive oil have been esteemed as foods.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30

Very UnkInd.
Sometimes l think" he began.
"But not often, suppose" inter.
rupted the rude girl.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30

The Romans priced
olive oil highly, as
well as the Greeks,
the Egyptians and
the Arabs, 1t was
used not only as a
food but as a medi-
cine and in toilet
Draporat;npc
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30
lnnnnrtant To RAnthara

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy fol
infants and children, and see that II
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-12-30

feet, well seasoned
stufing S t a n d s
next in honor to
the turkey itself.
The stuhng to be
just right must be
neither too dry nor
too moist. Bread
crumbs are better
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-08-04
Queen Maruherfta,s Retort.

That was a bright reply which the
queen mother OF Italy, the extremely
popular Margherita, sent back to
Kaiser Wilhelm. who had offered adj
rice that seemed to be important:
In the house Of Savoy we reign one
IT time"
Harrison Morris Of this city. accord
.ng to "Girard" in the Philadelphia
Ledger. says he was not surprised to
read such happy retort. He was
3ne OF our commissioners of art, and
in Rome attended very handsome
junction given by the dowager queen.
4 was astonished.' said Mr.. Morris,
to observe that the kings mother
spoke to every guest in his native
tongue. To me she talked in excellent
English. A japanese representative
was standing beside me. and | ven
tured the remark to her majesty that
here was person to whom she could
not talk in his own language. To my
utter amazement and to the delight of
he Japanese. she spoke several SEN
!ences in that tongue. Then she
laughed and explained that they were
the only Japanese phrases she knew .
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-08-04
Diamond Oldest Of Riches.

The discoverer of diamonds is un-
known. From references in Exodus 1t
is apparent that the diamond was a
precious stone in Egypt in those early
times; and even before that it was
known in India, where probably it was
first obtained. The name is derived
from the Greek word "adamas," mean
ing "unsubduable."
From Pliny, writer OF the first cen
tury, we learn that the diamond was
regarded as the most valuable Of all
things. and only few kings ever
could afford to buy them. But as no
means OF artificial polishing had been
discovered the stone deprecated in
value, so that the ruby and the emer.
aid became more precious. The dis
covery by Ludwig Won Berquen, in
i476, OF mode of polishing and cut
ting it at once returned this gem to
the first place among precious stones.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-08-04

10 acres one mile from city limits,
good broom house, large barn, 25o
barrel cistern. acres branch bottom,
fenced and cross fenced with hog wire.
Price $500. $500 cash, time on bal
anoe, VIII consider good team or
milk cows on part trade.
One quarter of block, east front,
block from car line, two small houses
and REQ car in good condition; viii
exchange for residence.
5 acres finely improved 10 minutes
walk from car line; will exchange for
home in Chickasha
Well located 4-rcom house in first
class condition. one block from car
line, near pavement, to exchange for
house nearer business district.
Modern Groom house, furnace heat,
on corner lot. near pavement, with
loan Of $1,000. TO exchange for smaller
house.
Fine 7-room house in northeast cor
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-08-04
Real Estate

ner lot, near high school. Quick sale
wanted; loan $500 Price $500.
Choice 7-room residence In first
class condition, we'll located, near the
West school, one block from car line,
good barn, large shade trees. lawn,
iruit trees and large cistern Cost
$45O0; will sell for $4,000; $1,000 cash,
balance time to suit purchaser.
160 acres choice level alfalfa land In
cultivation and fenced. well located
Price $9500.
100 acres 3 miles from Chickasha
40 acres bottom, small house and out
buildings, loan Of $500 at 6 per cent
interest. A snap at $50 per acre.
FARM LOANS.
We are making farm loans to suit
the borrower on any class OF title that
is good or can be made good. All VIC
want is an opportunity to figure with
you.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-08-04
vouR COUGH CAN BE STOPPED

Using care to avoid draughts, expos
ure, sudden changes, and taking a
treatment Of Or. Kings New Discoy-
cry, viii positively relieve, and in time
win surely rid YOU of your cough. The
first dose soothes the irritation, checks
your cough, which stops in short time.
DR.. Kings New Discovery has been
used successfully for 45 years and is
guaranteed to cure you. Money back
IT it fails Get a bottle from yoar
druggist; 1t costs only little and will
help you so much.