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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-01-22

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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-01-22
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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-01-22

@e9en bic lutheran Goloni-
iotion Gonpanp iino stuei ileiie Sda-
0eneriatfIaaen elngereiAt.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

Joe s. Haselden, a mighty clever
fellow and well equipped for the job,
is the republican nominee for Repre-
sentative from Garrard county, he
having no opposition for the honor
from his party. Joseph" has just in
stalled a beautiful ice cream parlor
in the Land of Now" but then that
wont interfere. He will spend a few
days canvassing, and finding that he
has no chance to defeat the democrat
ic nominee, will return to the "furi-
tan" the name of his place of bust
ness and wonder why the deuce he
ever left it TO wander after strange
and false gods.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

Matt Cohen, candidate for the dem
ocratic nomination for Commissioner
of Agriculture, will speak at Danville
Saturday night. Locke like a waste
of time on his part 20 us. He has al
ready gotten the nomination 'cinch-
ed" and ought to be liberal enough to
let his opponent, old man Froman,
get a sprinkle here and there over the
State. By the way this is Mats"
old home county and the democrats
should bear that in mind when they
indulge in the right of suffrage on
Aug. eth.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

The News has very little advice to
give Democratic voters i'm the prima-
ny election but every good Democrat
should make up his mind to vote for
the candidate for Governor who has
the best chance to beat the Republi-
-Elizabethtown News. Good
advice and. it is hoped that it will be
needed. Success in November is OF
far more Importance than success in
August, but isn't 1t just as important
to nominate the strongest men in the
other races. The governors is not
the only race that will be run in Aug
ust, Brer. Sommers. Thought you
knew that.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

Hereafter if any member of the
general assembly of Georgia becomes
intoxicated he will not be allowed to
enter the legislative halls. A stand
ing rule has been adopted which pro
vides that no member shall he admit
ted in an intoxicated condition and
the doorkeepers are charged with rig
id enforcement of the rule. As tate
wide prohibition is the law in Georria
some members want 10 knew how q
legislator can get drunk without e.
ing a party to the violation Of law.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

The treasury department lost last
week its Oldest employee through the
voluntary retirement of Sherman
Platt, who has been in the service Of
the department continuously since the
closing days of the Lincoln admins
tration. During the civil war Mr.. Plat
served three years in the twenty
first Wisconsin infantry. and entered
the treasury department the day he
was mustered out of the army. For
the past 33 years he has been princi-
pal bookkeeper in the office of the
treasurer of the United States.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

A Texas Negro has asked for a wa
teimelon each day until he is execu-
ted for murder As mt.oE- are cheap
in the Lone Star State, his request
will be complied with This reminds
us that the first person we ever
heard of being hung, was a Virginia
darkey, who sold his body to a ply
stefan for a dollar and went TO the
gallows eating candy he bought with
the money.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

Chicago's divorce mills ground out
3,458 divorces. 1l9 annulments o.
marriage and 81 DEGREES Of separate
maintenance in 1914, according 10
the first annual report OF the county
clerk. Against this were 33,s97 mar
riage licenses issued Tor the same pc
Rod. Thus the divorces We're more
than 10 per cent of the marriages.
Alimony estimated at S1,000,00O an
nually was awarded.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09
500 Reward, 500

The readers q this perez viii BE- pleased "a
learn that there ~ at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure IN all It's
stages and that i Catarrh. Halls Catarrh cure
j. the only positive cure now known to the med
ical fraternity. CatArrh being constitutions!
disease. requires a constitutional treatment.
Ealls Cathrrh Cure Il taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system. thereby destroying IN" foundation
Of the disease and giving the patient strung Ia
ty building up the constitution ard assisting ma
ture Ia doing It's work. The proprietors have
80 much faith IN It's curative powers that they
o-rer One HundSd Dollars for any ease that u
fails 20 cure. send FOR Isl Of testimonials.
Address =. J. CHENEY a CO, Toledo q.
sold by sll Druggists, Toe.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

Passage of lawto compel editors
to show sheir financial interest in
policies they advo~ate was recon-
mended by Williams Jennings Bryan
in an address before tte lntesnation-
al Peace Congress at the Panama Pa
lcific Exposition. Mr.. i;ry.an put peace
an politics aside and appeared as a
Journalist. He further advised signed
stories and editorials in newspapers.
He commended the influence Of the
cone man edited weekly" as being
greater than that of corporation
owned daily newspaper and expressed
| disapproval of independent" puhAca-
tons. Experience in the State Depart
ment. Mr.. Bryan said, had convinced
him that public welfare would be ben
Gifted by law compelling editors TO
tell what pecunisry interest they had
in governmental policies they advoca-
ted. so the public might know what
weight their editorials deserved.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

Our good friend, Ed. Joseph @.
Montgomery, of Liberty, is in demand
for funerals. He had three calls in
one day last week and complied with
two of the requests. The next morn
ing early he preached a funeral at
Junction City. There is reason.
First place, Rev. Montgomery is a
good man, and secondly, none doubt
his religion. He is the same today,
yesterday and tomorrow; always on
the side of right, and at all times q
christian gentleman in all the great
term means. Pity there are so few
like him.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09
MARRIAGES.

Mr.. and Mars. William G.. Anderson
of Lancaster, celebrated the 6lst an
niversary of their marriage.
Jack Gooch, aged 20, and Miss
Dominic Nelson, 21, drove ont to Ed.
Jos. Ballou's on the 7th and were
made husband and wife by that gen
tleman. Both are from the West
End of the county and have many
friends who extend hearty congratula-
tions.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09
Oil. Oil, Attention Farmers.

! can save you money, can fill your
barrel, or sell you a No. l, up-to-
date steel barrel with faucet, 80 gal
Ion capacity, at a low figure, and fill
same with the best oil at low prices,
saving you from 81 to 81.
II you cannot make arrangements
through your merchant, call or phone
Standard Oil Agent, j. W. SWEEN-
Ely, Lancaster, Ky. Phone 1852. 80
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

The Harrodsburg Leader, rten-
tionally or otherwise, did Judge John
Sam Owsley, Of this city, an injustice
lbv running together two editorials. IT,
Is perfectly all right for Editor Orr
20 express his opinion about the de
bate between Mr.. Owsley and Mr..
Puryear and he was NJ leerty 70 judge
as to who got the better Ct the argu.
ment, as well as TO say that Mr.. Ows-
lev left many gaps down." hut il j.
not fair that he should class him with
those who are against giving the peo-
pie the right 90 vote os the question
of Statewide prohibition, when he
has neither said or done a thing 10
make Mr. Orr or any Other person be.
lieve That he is. Nor mas he predicted
that Stanley will carry Mercer. The
trouble is our Bull Moose friend ha =
grown so warm for Purysar IN the
last few weeks that he either can't or
won't be fair toward MIR. Owsex. Fun
ny, isn't il. that Mr.. Orr did not not
see all the good in Mr.. Puryear until
Hon. Rodman Keenon quit the game
and got into another race. Wonder
what il was that opened the eyes Of
the gentleman from Mercer?
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09
oILrLcALAYNOrNcEMENTS

The Interior journal v authorized 70 an
icct 10 Democratic primary, Aug. 7th, 1910
Fcr CirevH Juare
q. A. HARDIN. 81 Ngrcct Couniy
CHAS. &. FOX. Of B'ylo CoHnty.
For Comm on ireanh's Attorney
n " pURNEAR, - BOYLE County
j. q OwSI.EY, Jr., Of Lincoln County
For Railroad Commissioner
WN ~ KLAIR. Of Fayetto County.
]. y. NEWMAN, Of Nelson County
For Circuit Ci,rk
JESSE u. MEAREN.
MARSHALL G. NEWLAND,
Tor. RspressHfahre IN legislature
" a GOOCH.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

According to the packers agents
the prohibition wave throughout the
country has hurt the distilleries TO
such an extent that there is not
enough refuse grain at the aistilleries
to fatten the usual number of cattle
in the middle west. This is one rea-
son, they say, why beef rs scarcer.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

FOR SALE.--BeIle City thresher in
first class repair; 500 bushel capacity.
Threshes all kinds Of grain and grass
seeds and hulls clover My land is al
in grass and have no use for il. A.
w. Carpenter, Moreland. 55-2
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

FOR Family harness mare.
harness and saddle harness; one hai-
pony; are kind and gentle; not afraid
Of trains and automobiles; will trade
for cattle, sheep or cash. Lock Boz
161. Dab
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

FOR SALE.-Auto in fine running
order. viii demonstrate. In use every
day. Address Box 2O9. 5Z-it.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

FOR SALE.-Second hand Max
well runabout. Bargain If sold at once.
NJ. S. Baughman, Stanford. 5l-tf
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

NOTICE.-Five per cent penalty
added 20 school tax on Aug. 4. 1915.
L. K. Hughes, Treas, Room 2G, over
Lincoln National Bank. 52-td.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

FOR SALE.-One rubber tire run
about in good shape; one steel tire
top buggy. Will trade for a two
horse wagon or hay. Call on us in the
old Myers barn. G. II. Masters, Stan
ford, Ky. 54-2
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

Watch fob with gold dol
lar on It. This office.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

FOR SALE.-Good shorthorn bull.
Morgan Beazley, Stanford. 55-2p.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09
Here's What You Want

The Peoples Market Place-AdveG-
tise What You lave 20 Sell
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

WE are now open and have our
barn-the old Myers House stable
in goos shape TO accommodate 90 or
so horses. Bring your horses TO us and
have them fed or hitched. Appreclat-
ing your favOrs and asking that
YOU give us a share of your patronage.
Very truly. Masters & Bowyers. G. II.
Masters, Mgr. boil
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-07-09

WALTON q sAuFLEY, Editors and Managers
sioo YEAR STRICTLY IN ADVANCE
p.,,,.d a, N, pos,oa,c, a, stanford as second
class mat meffsr
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1915-04-10
SPRINGFIELD GAS AND ELECTRIC CO.
A GREAT ASSET To SPRINGFIELD

The Springfield Gas Light doing great great
Springfield The spends hundred
nun for supplies this city, besides the hundreds Springfield they
steady.
During the Fast 10 II the railway lines have been extended
to the rthemo of the double have paving
besides rebuilt purchased the
general the pnblc has
number of Colored steady at living Tho
treated fair getting large volume of advertising daily
They probably the biggest advertisers Central Illinois This
continually boosting Springfield Their steady
durable
During the State Fair their ohandng the people
and the best
accidents during the State Fair persons
transferred from another When
injury the fair and when possible
and anicable settlements
Therefore in opinion should be proud this company
midst The officers and business
a congenial and afabe set
Mr. Mackie of this city, is General Manager and has
booster for Not
the volume of business done Springfield Springfield
company
The will streets
exenon of Sonth Grand Ave line Polk
lines Springfield Will have the best and longest of her
State The mains also being xdd all parts city through
the progrs@iveness of the Springfield Gas Light Co.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-08-10
Judge Hoke of
 Sandy Bend By M QUAD Copyright, 1915, by the Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.
By Nj. QUAD

When the court at Sandy Bend had been opened in due and legal form Judge Hoke assumed what be con sidered a proper judicial dignity and said:
 "This ar a case such as we hev nev- CT had afOre us before, but we think we kin straighten out the kinks and do jesdce to all. Three days ago that red headed crltter over thar, who calls hisself Tom Jones, come humpln' down the trail from Big Find to ax if thar was any law in this kentry and to holler fur jestice. He had 0 wife up thar at Big Find. He went home one evenin to find that she had skipped with another man. The name of that man was Abe Skinner, and that's him over thar with the broken nose.
 What glnerully happens out yere in this land O gold and hard times when our wife runs away? If we ain't mighty glad of 1t, which we mostly be, We git on to her tracks and foller 'em uu We ovcrtake her. If she's alone wo take her by the ear and lead her back. If she's with q critter We pop him over. Thar aln't no law in the case. but the custom is purty well known. The man who steals another mans wife expects to be popped by the injoOred husband and he likewise expects to pop that same injOored hus- band If he gifts tho chance.
 From Jones didn't pursOo. Thar was the broad trail before him, and he had guns and knives and a hoss, but he hadn't the sand. He jest comes a humpin' down yere to holler fur the law and shriek fur jCstice and to git all men, includin' this court down on him fur his doggoneness. His wife, who ar that female over thar with a mouth as big as a bari, had gone off with Abe Skinner as aforesaid and had him headed for this very camp. As they flies from Big Find they meets up with Jim Hope, who's the cuss over thar with the game leg and one eye gone. Jim he stops 'em and sez:
 "'Abc Skinner, what you got tharT
 "'A female
 Who Is SheT
 "'Tom Jones' wife
 And what you a-dOin' with herT
 "'A-runuin' away 10 Sandy Bend
 "'Thcn you needn't go no further. I've been waut!n' d wife fur the last six months, and l reckon I'll take her off your handSp
 "Waal," continued his honor, "Jim Hope he had his gun plump on Abe Skinner and his finger on the trigger, and Abe had to give in This we're court can't Yarn that the woman ob- jected to the change. On the contrary, thar is evidence that she didn't keer a continental, as Jim Hope Is better Iookin' crlttcr than Abe Skinner. The couple heads this way by the trail, while Abe Skinner takes a short cut and arrives fustly and comes to me to
The daily Alaskan., 1915-08-10

yell fur jestice. Thar's two fellers yellin' fur jestice and a third one with the woman. The woman gifts yere in doc time, along with Jim Hope, and over by the creek they meets Joe Scott, who stops to. say:
 "Jlm Hope, I was jest goin' out to hunt fur one.'
 "'What you mean?
 CT want female woman fur wife, and you git down and skip!
 ''Thar was a gun on Jim, and he had to give the woman up. This court can't parn that she shed a tear or did any kickin', but Jim he comes whOopln' down to me and wants law and jestice and all that. That makes three of 'em a-wantln', and so tells the constable to arrest Joe and the woman. Yere's four men and one woman, and the law pears to be purity badly tangled up. Fustly. Tom Jones, is this woman your wife"
 "Sartin she is," answered Tom.
 "Hev you got the dOckyments to prove ltP"
 "No, but married her in the Injun Territory a var ago"
 "Waal. this court has nothln' to do with the Injun Territory, and that mar ringe won't stand yere unless the wom- an wants 1t to. Mrs. Jones, as l will call you, what made ye run away from TomW
 "Got tired of him." replied the wo- man.
 "Do you prefer Jim Hope or Joe scottT
 q aln't pertickler."
 'That makes the case easier. Hank Williams, stand up"
 Hank stood up and proved to be a middle aged man of decent appearance.
 Hank, dye want wlfe?" asked the court.
 'I dew," was the reply.
 "Then I'll marry ye to this woman"
 "Hank Williams, will ye take this de- luded woman to be yer lawful wife?"
 "You betg'
 And will ye cherish and defend her and keep all the other critters off?'
 'T will"
 'Mrs. Jones, ye hear what the critter sez. Ye may be married, and yo may not be, but this court ain't a-goin to run any chances of any future rows and killin's. Will ye take Hank for better or wussT
 Reckon so."
 And will do yer best"
 "Yes."
 'Then jine hands. I pronounce ye man and wife, and durn my hide, which ar the hide of this court, I'll turn out and help hunt down any human critter as tries to come between you and Hank! I now consider that jestice has been done to all hands and all around, and 1t only remains fur the happy bride groom to head the purcession to my sa- loon and treat all hands over the happy event, and thar won't be no III geelin's and nuthln' to find fault with
The daily Alaskan., 1915-08-10
DEAN OF WOMEN
 AT "U" Is DEAD

Seattle, Aug, 9-Isabella Aus tin, for several years Dean of Wo- men at the University of Washing ton, died here this morning as the result of complications following an O. eration for appendicitis.
 Miss Austin was probably one of the best known women in 'educa- tiOnal circles in the Northwest and has for the past six years been the head of the women of the un- iversity. Before taking up her work at Washington Miss Austin was a primary supervisor in the public schools of Tacoma, and was well known throughout the coun- try in that connection. The Wo- mans league, which has become one of the chief factors in the stu dent life at the University was started by Dean Austin, as were many other student interests. Wash ington was admitted to Collegiate Alumnae largely through her eff forts.
 Miss Austin leaves as her only near relative her mother, Mrs. I. F. Austin. whose home is in Seattle.