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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-12-03
State Of Ohio, City Of Toledo.
T,ucaS County Z So.

Lucas County So.
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he Is
senior partner of the firm of F. ]. Cheney
& Co., doing business in the City of To.
ledo, County and State aforesaid, and
that said firm will pay the sum of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and ev-
cry case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use Of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9Th day of December,
A. D. 1886.
(SeaD A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces Of the system. Send for
testimonials, free
F. J. CHENEY G CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01
ON HIS WAY TO oCALA
Manager Donovan is Searching for a
Spring Practice Camp

Sundays Savannah News says: Fol-
lowing a long and friendly conference
with President F. Armstrong, of the
Savannah South Atlantic League
baseball club, "Wild Bill" Donovan,
manager of the New York Americans,
who is spending a week in the South
in search of spring training camp
for his club, left last night for Flori-
da, where he will look over the ground
at Ocala and Palatka, after which he
will visit Columbus, Ca, and then re-
turn to New York, where the selec-
tion of the camp will be formerly an
nounced.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01
UNLUcKY BUNCH OF ITALIANS
Strove to Cross the Pennsylvania
Track at the Wrong Second

- = V11U T1O1ts OOOOIIU
Beaver Falls, Pa, Feb. Three
were killed when the Pennsylvania
limited struck sleigh at New Cali
lee, near here this morning. The
sleigh was loaded with Italians.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01
BUY ONLY
NEUTRAL BOATS
ARGUMENT OF REPUBLICANS
AGAINST SHIPPING BILL
WILL BE KNOCKED
OUT

Washington, Feb. I'm an effort
to smash the republican fiibuster in
the Senate against the passage of the
strip purchasing bill, President Wilson
will shortly make clear that he doesn't
contemplate purchasing belligerents'
ships under the new shipping bill.
Only the ships of neutral nations will
be bought, where there is no danger
of complications with the European
belligerents.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01
FLETCHER READY
FOR LONG FIGHT
ENTERED DEMOCRATIC CLOAK
ROOM THIS MORNING WITH
A CAMPING OUTFIT

Washington, Feb. 1.-The Senate
resumed consideration of shipping bill
at 10 o'clock this morning. with
roll call for quorum.
Senator Fletcher, of Florida, in
charge of the bill, entered the demo-
cratic cloakroom with large bundle,
stating, 81 have brought my camp
ing outfit, other democrats have been
warned to bring theirs. We are go
ing to stay here until we pass this
bill"
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01
FIRE
IS FIERCE.
SKATERS ALL GERMAN DE-
FENSES IN ITS SCOPE
DESPERATE HAND TO HAND
FIGHTING SPACES OUT THE
ARTILLERY DUELS

Paris, Feb. French artillery
has destroyed many German trenches
in course of construction along the
Aisne.
The Germans have lost heavily in
hard fighting in the Agonnes. Ar
tillery duels are going on in a number
of districts. They are particularly
heavy IN West Flanders. German at
tacks southeast of Ypres have been
repulsed.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01
MAY HAVE BEEN MURDERED
Feared that the Gardner Brothers
Have Met a Tragic Fate

Welaka Jan. 31.-Over a week has
elapsed since the negro pilot turned
up with the boat and equipment and
wad of bank bills in Welaka and A.
G. Gardner and his brother, H. E.
Gardner, of Springfield, Mass, are
still missing and not soul has seen
or heard from them since January
goth.
The authorities have persistently
worked along two lines. First, to To-
cate the negro who no doubt is hiding
in Jacksonville, in the vicinity of his
former quarters around the various
resorts on Broad street; second, to To-
cate the men whom a searching party
is now out securing every incsi OF the
shore along the Oklawaha river, from
the camping place at McBride's cut
off to ten miles further up.
The report of the three negro RATS
men that the launch could not have
passed Eureka, has been substantial
ed by I. ]. Mcleod, in whose employ
they are, and who is the patrolmanI
at Eureka. Word was received from
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01

the searching party that the old pier
and burned house which was refer
red to in the diary, where they cook
ed and camped on Tuesday and We'd
nesday, 10 and 20, has been located.
it being situated just off shore from
McBride's cutoff.
1t will require, according to the
searching party, at least two more
days to make vigorous and thor
ough search as far as Eureka.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01
.OVERWHEL MING DEFEAT
FOR THE AUSTRIANS
TERRIBLY BEATEN BY THE RUS
SLAMS At TARNoW

Paris, Feb. IA news dispatch
states that the Austrians have been
overwhelmingly defeated by the Rus
slams near Tarnow. Twelve thousand
Austrians were killed, wounded or
captured. The Austrians fed, leav-
ing guns and immense amounts of
munitions and supplies.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01
SNOW, AND SLEET
SWEEPING OVER EASTERN HALF
OF UNITED STATES

Atlanta, Feb. l.. Practically the en-
tire eastern half of the United States
is storm swept today, while rain COW
ers the South, sleet and snow are
interfering with wire communication
and railroad traffic in the North.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01
TROUNC|NG THE GERMANS.
AUSTR|ANS AND TURKS
RUSSIANS ANNOUNCE ALL AROUND Sue
CESS IN THEIR REPORTS
EVERYTHING COMING THE CARS WAY IN POLAND GALIGIA,
PERSIA AND ARMENIA

Petrograd, Feb. 1.--f7our German
regiments participated in an assault
against the Russian lines near Bor-
jimow Saturday, and all lost heavily.
The Russians continue to advance
north of Gumbinen and Pillkallen, in
East Prussia, despite the stubborn re-
sistance of the Germans. Germans
north of Borjimow occupied Russian
trenches but were later driven out.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01
SUBMARINE WAR On
MERCHANT SHIPPING
IS CAUSING GREAT ALARM IN THE BRITISH
ISLANDS
BELIEVED THAT THE GERMANS ARE MAKING A SUSTAINED
ATTEMPT TO CUT OFF AL SUPPLIES FROM BRITAIN

London, Feb. Three British mer-
chant ships have been sunk in the
Irish Sea and the English channel in
the last forty-eight hours. Conster-
nation prevails in shipping circles,
where it is now believed that Ger
many has finally launched a submar-
inc war against British merchant
shipping in an effort to isolate the
British Isles and cut off the empires
supplies.
FIVE SHIPS ATTACKED AND
THREE LOST
The ships lost are the Tokomaru,
Ben Cruachen and Linda Blanche.
The steamship Kiloean was attack
ed and her fat is unknown. The
steamship Ikaria arrived at Havre
this morning in sinking condition.
LUSITANIA MAY BE LOST
Fears are felt for the giant ship
Lusitania, due shortly from New
York.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01
AID
TO IHEIR ALLIES
GERMANS HELPED AUSTRIANS
WIN A BATTLE IN THE
CARPATHIANS

Berlin, Feb. German troops sent
to reinforce the Austrians in the Car
pathians drove the Russians from
the Aszok Pass after violent fighting.
CONFLICT FIERCE IN THE CAR
PATHIANS
Berlin, Feb. 1.-The mountain pass
es of the Carpathians are the scene of
violent fighting. The Russians, hav-
ing been strongly reinforced. are
desperately attempting to keep the
way open for an invasion of Hungary.
The Germans threw the Russians back
from Uszok Pass, after four days of
hard fighting, though subsequently
the Germans lost some of the ground
gained.
The Russians are attacking near
Revhely, and Veleve, in Poland.
No important developments have
taken place in the northwest.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01
AIDING TO PROTECT
AMERICAN INTERESTS
Armored Cruiser Montana Sent to
Port au Prince

Washington, Feb. THE cruiser
Montana was today ordered from
Guantanamo to. Port au Prince, Hayti,
to aid in protecting American inter
ests. Revolutionists are causing
alarm.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01
TOOK TABRIZ FROM THE TUF

It is officially announced today
that the Russians have occupied Ia
briz, Persia.
The Turks suffered terrific losses
in the battle of Sofian.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01
SITUATION IN CARPATHIANS is
SATISFACTORY

In the Carpathians the situation i
satisfactory. The Russians are ad
vancing along the DuRla Pass by tn,
Wysskow lines.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01

Pabst's Blue Ribbon Beer, the
standard of the world, at Johnny's
Place. 22-tf
The Ocala evening star., 1915-02-01

Same old price, seven 1oaves for 25
cents for everybody, at Heintz's Bak-
cry. 28-tf
The Washington times., 1915-05-23

Hugh Legare, Admiral and Mrs. Clover,
Mr.. and Mrs Frank B. Noy1s,
Mrs John II. Williams, Mrs: Nor
man Williams, Miss Isabel Hagner,
Mr.. and Mrs. Emil Montgomery, Mr.
and Mrs. Ord Preston, DR.. and Mrs.
James F. Mitchell. the Misses Riggs,
the Misses Patten. Mrs. Miltenberger,
Mr.. and Mrs. Perry Belmont. Captain
and Mrs. Baldwin. Mr.. and Mrs. H. s.
Vandergrift. Gen. and Mrs. John A.
Johnson, Mr. and Mrs. william Bur
Mrs. Charles Glover, DR.. and Mrs.
McCawiey. IN and Mrs. jerome Bona.
parte. Mr.. and Mrs. Upshur Moorhead
Or. and Mrs. J. Breckenridge Bayne
Mr.. and Mrs. Eldridge Jordan. Mr.
and Mrs. Charles Hagner, Mr.. and
Mrs. Britton Browne. Mr.. and Mrs
Robert Roosevelt. Mrs. Robert Nc
Cormick. Mr.. and Mrs. Frederic A.
Delano. Mr.. and Mrs. Victor Kauff-
mann. Mr.. and Mrs. Alexander Brit
ton, Mr.. and Mrs. 8. c. Neale. Mr.. and
Mrs Henry Cleveland Perkins. Mr.
and Mrs. I. T. Mann. Mr.. and Mrs.
Mason Gulick. Mr.. and Mrs. Benjamin
Minor. and Mr.. and Mrs. Frank J.
Hogan.
The Washington times., 1915-05-23
POISON MAILED TO
WOMAN TEACHER
Michigan Town Stirred by Act Fol-
lowing School Board Fight
Postal Officials to Investigate.

MARQUETTE. Mich, May ga
weird poison plot" tale. such as the
Borgias might have conceived. with a
pretty Tilden township school teach
er as the victim, is alleged by her
friends to be the sequel to a school
board night which recently resulted
in the retirement Of tho superinten-
dent OF the Tilden school system.
Friday Afternoon the pupil who
brought the mail from the Tilden
postoftice handed Miss Charlotte Rus
sell. the teacher. what was appar-
entity letter. She opened it and
found two pieces of cardboard be-
tween which lay a piece of cotton
batting. which was stained yellow
and gave forth a strange, but not un-
pleasant, OdOr
Immediately, however. the school
teacher gasped and collapsed. She
became Unconscious before other
teachers could reach her, and re-
NAMED in that condition for two
hours. although tWo physicians at
tended her. She is still confined to
her bed.
The sender of the letter success
fully defed any attempt to trace the
letter by hand or typewriting of the
address,, for it was made by clipping
the letters of her name and ad-
dress from printed matter.
The school board announced that It
would place the matter in the hand
Of the postal authorities.
Physicians who examined the piece
of cotton batting say they are not
able to determine the drug 1t may
have been saturated with.
The Washington times., 1915-05-23
CAPITAL Man and Woman
BeneficiarieS in Will

Lieutenantn Commander Edward E.
spafrord. L. S. n. and Lucille Rhine
lander Stevens Spafford. husband and
daughter Of the late Mrs. Lucille MILAN
Stevens Stafford. of this city. who died
February 10. 1914 are the beneficiaries
In the will Of Mrs. Spafford. according
TO an appraisal filed In New York city,
Mrs. Spafford left assets in New York
of &23.518. having a net value Of s4l6, ,4ss
The appraisal does not disclose the en-
tire estate, but says there are stocks
and bonds in other States valued at
$500 .435. Lieutenant Spafford was left
an annuity of $4,000 for life. and to
the daughter was bequeathed the en-
tire residuary estate and the principal
OF each trust at its terimn alton.
The Washington times., 1915-05-23
Capital Racing Pigeons
On Flight From Vernon

Racing pigeons OF the Washington Rae
hing Pigeon Club were liberated today
and started on a 300-mile flight from
Vernon. Ohio. Two hundred pigeons.
the property OF members OF the Wash
ington club. are participating in the
flight, which Is expected to be compile
ted in seven hours.
Five thousand homing pigeons of
Washington were liberated Tuesday at
q. m. from oPtomac Park and they
reached their destinations at Breek-
lyn. n. Y. and Paterson. and Newarq,
N. J.. at 1:15 p. m. according to tnfor-
nation received by w. r. Dismer, presi-
dent OF the Washington club.
The Washington times., 1915-05-23

Phone Main $3.50
And put your Want Ad in The Evening
E4Rne6.
The Washington times., 1915-05-23

Flowers and Floral Decorations
For commenCements, weddings and all
social functions. GUIDE, 1914 F st.-Advt
The Washington times., 1915-05-23
Washington Young Man
HOnOred at Ann Arbor

Joseph r. Darnell. a Washington
high school graduate. has been honored
by fellow students at the University OF
Michigan DR.. Darneu has been noml-
mated for vice president OF the mems
general campus organization. The cleo
tion will take place next Thursday
The Washington times., 1915-05-23
LOCAL MENTION.

chas. Chaplin. Daily. Virginia. COS St
The Washington times., 1915-05-23
Sigma NJ Gives Smoker
In Congressman's Honor

Congressman John NJ. Evans OF Mon
tana was the guest Of honor at a
smoker given by Sigma Nu Fraternity
at the Powhatan last night, at which
members of the Alpha Beta Phi or
GEORGETOWN and Gamma Pi of NJ. A. c.,
were entertained by the Sigma Nu men
Alpha Beta Phi and Gamma P1 are
petitioning Sigma Nu for charters.
The Washington times., 1915-05-23

Just enough Of these pretty black
and white shepherd checks for one
days selling; medium and small
checks, half wool. frst quality:
nioe for sparate skirts and jacket
suits. Remember. only a limited
quantity; worth 40c. As long as the
lot holds out. per yard, 2Sc.
Sth St. Annex-Dress Goods.
The Washington times., 1915-05-23
Those In Boxes.

Among those who occupied boxes at
Yesterdays game were Chief Justice
and Mrs. White. Mr.. and Mrs George
Howard, Mr. and Mrs. Alexander Wich-
field. Mr.. and Mrs. Larz Anderson, Mr.
Murray Cobb, MI. and Mrs. Reynolds
Hit, Mrs Stephen B. Elkins, Mr. and
Mrs. Woodbury. Blair, Mr.. and Mrs.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-10-28

custody are Robert Fay, who until
recently it is alleged was a lieuten-
ant in the Prussian army, Walter
Scholtz, Fay's brother-in-law, and
Paul Deache. Fay has con-
fessed to the authorities. 1t is
thought that men higher up are i'm
plicated. A lot of highly explosive
bombs we're found among the effects
of the prisoners. Under existing
laws the authorities at Washington
express doubt of being able to con-
vict the alleged ship-dynamiters. A
Washington dispatch says that:
"Sharp representations, with de-
mand for explanations may be made
tc the German government by the
United States as a result of the
bomb conspiracy unearthed at Wee
haven, n. J.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-10-28
Jens0n-BockoVen.

Mr.. Nels V. Jensen and Miss Cora
Bockoven were united in marriage at
the Methodist parsonage yesterday
morning by Rev. E. B. Service.
They left on the morning train for
Nebraska for a wedding trip. and
will visit the groom's parents in that
state.
The groom is a prosperous young
farmer of Wyanett, Isanti county:
and is possessed of qualities that
have earned him the respect of all
who know him. The bride is a
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Leonard
Bocko'en of Princeton town. and is
a young lady whose pleasant DISPOSE
tion has won her the friendship and
esteem of all of her acquaintances.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jensen will reside on
the groom's farm near Green lake
and a large circle of friends wish
them welded life of bliss and con-
tentment.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-10-28
Rural Carrier Examination.

The United States Civil Service
has announced an ex-
animation for the county of Mile
Laos, Minnesota, to be held at
Princeton and Onamia on November
q, 1915, to fill the position of rural
carrier at Wahkon and vacancies
that may later occur on rural routes
from other post Offices in the above
mentioned county The examina-
tion will be open only to male citi.
zens who are actually domiciled in
the territory of a post office in the
county and who meet the other re-
quirements set forth in form No.
1877. This form and application
blanks may be obtained from the
Offices mentioned above or from the
United States Civil Service commits
sion at Washington, D. G, Applica-
tions should be forwarded to the
at Washington at the
earliest practicable date.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-10-28
Warned in Twenty Years.

Several Scotchmen were discussing
the domestic unhappiness of mu-
tual friend.
''Aye," said one, "Jock McDon-
aid as a sair time VII that wife O.
his. They do say they're aye quar-
relin'.''
"It serves him RIGHT, said an
other feelingly. ''The puir reckless
creature marrlt after coortin' only
eight year. Man, indeed, he had
nae chance to ken the wumman in
sic short time. When I was coor-
tin [ was coortin' twenty year. -
And how did it turn out?'' in
quired stranger in the party.
II tell We, I was coortin' twenty
year, an in that time I kenned what
wumman was. an so didna marry.
Home Journal.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-10-28
Three Aids to Big Eee Yield.

The poult1yman who wishes to
have profitable, laying flock for the
season just ahead, says n. E. Chap
man of the Extension Division at
University Farm, must do three
things now. First, he must make
his poultry house ready for the lay
ing flock. This means that he must
make it perfectly weather tight, re-
pairing roof and windows if need be !;
that he must clean it thoroughly and
either whitewash it or spray it with
kerosene and zenoleum or kreso; that
he must thoroughly renovate roosts
and nests; that he must refill the
loft with clean straw; provide new
sand and litter, hoppe1s for dry
mash, for grit, shells, and charcoal,
a table or shelf for pans or crooks for
water and milk, and a cheese box of
road dust or hard Coal ashes.
He must determine the capacity of
his house in order that the laying
flock may not be crowded. Each lay
ing hen needs at least four square
feet of floor space. If an enclosed
scratching shed is included, this may
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-10-28
Anoka Jubilates Over Electric Line.

Last Friday was a gala day in
Anoka. Several hundred Minneapo-
lis business men came up to assist
the Anokaites celerate the electrify-
ing of the railroad between the
two cities-there are six or seven
cars daily now between Anoka and
Minneapolis. AS usual the Anoka
people Hospitality entertained their
guests, and there was heap big
talk. " Princeton was represented
on the occasion by Col. Henry New
bert. We sincerely hope the electric
line will be the means of adding to
the comfort, convenience and
material prosperity of each and every
resident of Anoka. But at the
same time we would like to remind
our good friends at the mouth of
the Rum that Minneapolis is a very
wicked city, and that awful crimes
are of daily occurrence there.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-10-28

be considered in making calcula-
tions of the amount of floor space. If
a considerable number of old fowls is
to be kept over, it will be worth
while to divide the poultry house
proportionally between old and
young.
He must gather in all the young
chickens from brooder houses, coops,
boxes, trees, and bushes. for a
thorough culling of the flock. He
must give pullets Matched in April
and May, chance to make good.
They will lay in November and De-
cember if properly housed and fed.
He must dispose of all old stock, ex-
cept birds desired as breeders: also
old ROSTERS and cockerals, excepting
those needed as breeders or for fam
lily consumption. Colony houses may
be utilized for cockerals and surplus
stock until they can be proftably
marketed.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-10-28
A Graceful Tribute.

The heartfelt sympathy will be
extended by all citizens to Editor
G.. F. Macdonald and children, in
their great bereavement.
The wife and mother has been
called to her Home Above, and her
loss is not only heavy upon the home
she blessed through the many years,
but to her church and to large Gil
Gle of friends.
Mrs. Macdonald was a woman Of
intellectual force, we'll educated.
and before her marriage was one of
the successful teachers of the state.
She has occupied a prominent posi-
tion in the city, and possessed un-
derstanding and appreciation of
those things that were worth while.
She was devoted to her home, and
there found her greatest happiness,
in. the presence of those she loved
and served so devotedly.
Those who knew her best will need
no assurance that her faith in i'm
mortality will be more than fulfilled.
and that she has entered into the
fuller life with love for those left
behind, which will be a solace to
them, until all are reunited in har-
mony with the Divine plan.
The Journal-Press expresses its
deep sympathy to Brother Macdon-
aid. in this sad hour, the saddest
that can come to any man.-St.
Cloud Journal-Press.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-10-28
The Horse Knows the Christian.

A Duluth divine breaches from
the texU-''What Is Christian?''
Ask his horse, he knows. When a
man gets religion, his horse soon
finds it out. You bet he does. The
old sled stake with which the horse
received his orders to move on is
gone. The sweat pad on his collar
is in place and not dangling like a
belt on a mackinaw. The old iron
backpad is not blowing grooves in
his back. The taste of frosted bits
showed into his face is never again.
His Stats are not caved in by a swift
kick in his haymow. The familiar
language used in lifting a tail off a
line in fly time has the corners
smoothed off. His load iss lighter
and the miles are shorter. It is six
days for him and day of rest comes
The query is answered
by casting an eye at Rosinante. -
Tower News.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-10-28
GARAGE Chances Hands.

A deal was closed last week where
by Ralph Rill and Joseph knapp be-
CINE owners of the Princeton Auto
Co. garage business and good will.
Messrs. Rill and knapp are from
Lake City and are experienced
garage men. They will take posses
sion the first of next month. Mr..
knapp is a married man and bis
family will accompany him here.
Mr.. Ribs mother will accompany
him and keep house for him.
J. A. Smith and 0. B. Randall.
who have operated the garage in the
past are undecided as to the future,
but Mr.. Smith informs us that he
contemplates remaining in Princeton
and making it his home, which will
be pleasant news to all. Mr.. Randall
has not decided as yet whether he
will remain here, but numerous
friends wish him success in whatever
he undertakes.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-10-28
Sherburne County District Court.

DlStrlct court for Sherburne
county convenes at Elk River a week
from Monday, November 8. The
Baldwin beer house cases will proba-
bly, be acted upon at the term. There
is no Baldwin man on the grand
jury. and only one man from that
town, Allen Heath, on the petit
jury. The grand Jurors from the
towns adjacent to Princeton are Jor-
gen Odegard, J. P. Larson and An
drew Dahl, Santiago; Ed. Edison,
Blue Hill; Ole A. Erickson and
George Keasling, Ilivonia; Bert
Nash, Zimmerman; Gilbert Peterson
and Andrew Olson, Orrock. Petit
Jurors from same towns: Gunder
Aleckson and w. F. Orrock, Santi-
ago: Nels G. johnson and Ole Gun
derson, Blue Hill; Allen Health
Baldwin,; Arthur Lowell. Livonia:
August Anderson, Orrock.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-10-28
An Analvsis,

Young man, that beautiful girl
whom you worship as pillar of un-
dulated sweetness doesn't contain
even three ounces of sugar. 1t has
been shown by analysis that a young
person weighing l54 lbs. is composed
of Sc pounds of water. pounds of
the white of eggs, a little less than
one pound of glue, 3411 pounds of
fat, 81 pounds of phosphate of
lime, 3 ounces of sugar and starch. Z
ounces of chloride of CALCIUM, 6
ounces of phosphate Of magnesia and
a little ordinary table salt.-New
York Mills Herald.