El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-02-13


Ny last recent departure were
- from Job Of employment at home
of Mrs. and Mr. J. W. Casey, Land
slide. No. Reason for this were wicked
plumbing which were not my own. I
tell you.
Location Of this Casey home were
residence. Of dear old fashion where
family portraiture are everywhere con-
tanning wniskers and bathtubs can be
found surrounded with wood to resent
BILE giants coffin. This place are tuII
of sweet associations" report Hon. Mrs.
with romance expression
I notice slight drip of water under
beneath kitchen sink 1 explain with
Edison eyebrows.
sweet associations and good plumb
ing seldomly go side by side she re-
cOmpense. "Howeverly. if leaking con-
tinue to drip, I suppose we must IeIe-
phone to that Burglar to come again
with tools and pretend to make repara-
ton while doing nothing except rob-
berry"
FLASHES from her eyes while she said
this.
burglars. by telephone?" ask shoeklly.
When we wish burglary we ask for
plumber she acknowledge. They are
similar and the same"
Both are good ways to know" are
bright remark for me while she go TO
telephone and require harshly for
Knocker 6, Scamp, Gen. Plumbers and
Gaspipers.
That afternoon p. m. one tramply
man of considerable disrepute approach
up with rude valise and leisure eX-
show me at that sink" he dement,
with considerable brutality.
Are YOU Plumber I ask 20 know.
What do you think l am, an Oste-
opathist?" he require niggerly.
Il am not acquainted with either Of
those" I say so.
SHOW me ut that sink" he Club
while I lead him to kitchen side where
was When he see it he stand on his
elbows awhile looking under below.
Then he make grunts with scornful to-
bacCO mouth.
Everything must be removed" he
What so?" I horrify. You mean
say you intend take away that entire
dish washing department."
"Of suredly yes" he vampire. 1T are
business Of plumbing to take things
when shall you bring it back?" I
narrate heckly.
Perhaps sometime, perhaps never"
he Ollicute.
why you no enter some honest pro-
fessiOn?" I snagEer, while standing
with jiu jitsu knees.
There are too many running otto
mobile garages already" he tell Some
one must attend to the crimes so it
might as well be I. If L can enter
homes and obtain 1920 doing nothing
and taking long time about II, why
should be disgusting to yOu2 Now kind
" to please stand away from my day
light while I remove oil that sink"
"Ah, not to do" snagger. Hon. Mrs. !
Boss say you are species OF rObber."
Il am proud of such terms, yet |
permit no Japanese schoolboy to clut- /
ter up my work"
II shall not permit" I holla with |
Samurai warcry.
Then I shall wrestle you out Of |
hereW he reprOach with swears while /
his charred thumbs to my 1
knock. This aroused my enrage. and I |
commence making skilful jiu jitsu on |
his stummach while chairs, curtains &, !
dishware continue exploding from that /
murder which we enjoyed amidst delic- /.
iOus Wreckage Of kitchen.
"Heathenish mutton" he snarrel.
'Hara kiri" I elapse making stern I
strokes npOn him.
While this diSpleasure elapsed blond !
sCreech were heard at door.
'TogOiMl???" This from Hon. Mrs. /
J; ". Casey. Why are you destroying
that plumbster?"
This gentleman are robber." snag-
TT are business OF lady Of house
and not servant to attend to robbery
grocery, butchery and all other forms
Of domesticity." This she report with
scorns. 'Mr. Plumb, kindly proceed on
with your industry of work"
Mr.. Editor, VIC learn Philosophy by
making hand shake with calamity :
Sorry part Of this is that our hand
shakes become worn out before we learn
Do not Hon Mrs Casey tell me be
gentlemanly by all plumbers? Yes. So
why I blame? There is no answer to
this question
On Wednesday afternoon p. m. Hon /
Mrs depart away for slight tea drunk
at Little Mothers Patchwork club
Togo, you appear less thoughtless
than usual today" she report while
biting veil. Therefore 1 expect you