The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1915-11-05

POINTED PARAGRAPHS

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A well cooked meal is a powerful
aid to love. :
| Every editor likes criticism provit
Ell it is favorable.
To insure welcome take your banl
account along with you.
The fellow who brags most is tn,
one who "almost succeeds"
Back to the farm" is good, bu
"stay there" is some better.
A peaceful calm still pervades the
peace palace at The Hague.
No, the real heroes of today arc not
the ones Of shot aud shell. They are
the movie stars.
1t is quite possible to bring JOY into
the lives of your friends by keeping
away from them.
Family jars may come and family
jars may go, but new jars keep on
jarring Us forever.
In new play they are advertising
5000 persons and 1000 costumes. ."
Gosh, what drawing card!
October scored a glorious finish.
1t couldn't have been a finer month if
it had been made to order.
No, indeed, a giggling girl and a
cackiing hen are not akin. The hen
is of practical value in this world.
Chicago has 2O,7O2 Y. M. G. A.
members, and yet it took about forty
years to screw down that Sunday lid
If the European governments want
to recoup their losses rapidly we hum
bly, suggest a monopoly on the NOV.
les.
If you have clean past you need
not worrey over the nlsio1tunes of to-
day. Your record will carry you
through.
Don't toss nickle into the collec.
tion box and then expect St. Peter to
pass you through the pearly gates.
Peter is no cheap guy.
In California young man held his
breath for ten minutes aud is still tell
lug ithe story. We note, however,
that the hero is man.
No, we have not the slightest OBJ
lection to an inheritance tax. Well
cheerfully pay the tax if anyone will
leave US million or two.
Doubtless every woman of legal age
should be allowed to vote, but if some
women's opinions Of others are correct
the question is open to doubt.
Optomisss, who try not to think of
disagreable things, should endeavor
to overlook the fact that congress will
reconvene in little over one month.
While the Wilson administration is
making its plans to take the tariff out
of politics the country is makeing it's
plans to take the administration out
of office.
A wise one AYERS that some of wom-
ems prettiest garments are not made
tor public exhibition. Must have
acquired his knowledge at a private
seanoe.
Those eusses who are bowling over
the possibility of the resources OF our
country proving inadequate should
go to work and help increase the pro-
duction.
1t is now possible for a wireless
telephone conversation to be conduct
ed between Arlington, Va, and Paris,
France. What an opportunity for
the gossips'
The tongue Of the gossip is always
wagging and that of the snake is al.
ways darting. and of the two the
snake is the least dangerous. because
1t has fewer victims.
The treasury official who said tha,
the average dollar bill lasts abou,
three weeks may have been relating
his personal experience. We know Of
families where it doesn't last till sun
down.
England has not yet replied to Co
cnel Roosevelt's charge that she i,
not doing her part in the war. Th.
shameless hussy wants to pretenc
t"at she doesn't care what Coione
4 sosevelt says.
II you know OF a choice piece o.
sc ,ndal that would set the town b,
4 80. .,.,.S net t,rrxy 90 60 l~x- "a -.