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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
Tiger Bowlers DO WelI

PEORIA. III, March 22.-Ths Tiger bowling
team of PHILADELPHIA totaled 28l5 In It's
night. The Philsdelphians improved with each
game Starting of with IT'S In their hFst game
they rolled $50 in their second and 05S in their
third. Charles Lambert was high man, with
$50 pins for his three games, totaltng 204 In his
hnsi, Robert Harley was close second, With
$50. 7. Smiths ali in his third game was the
bdst individual effort Of the squad
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
EASTERN LEAGUE.
NORTH rBILA. CHURCH LEAGUE.
Toss of Coin Elected Captain

NEW HAVEN. March %. - Surprises have
more than once featured the elections OF
and the reasons have often been unusual.
but that the equal OF any Of them existed in
the election OF Albert ID. StuTteVant. OF Wash
inEton, to the captaincy Of the Yale crew
became known TO the graduate advisers OF
the crew when they came hero 10 see the
crew row II was found the Washington
man had been chosen by the toss OF a coin.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
STEELE Is STAR BASKETBALL
PLAYER OF EASTERN CIRCUIT
With Percentage of .4S5 Camden Ath.
lete Leads Field.

srs in the Eastern League series, by the new
system OF S.oriug. show that Roy steele the
brilliant forward OF the Camden team, leads all
the other league players with percentage Of
getting iii neid goals and also registered so
assists, and IT was this point Of team play
which placed him at the head Of the column.
as by the new scoring system the percentage
Is reached by dividing the field goals and as
sists into the number OF games played. -
The foul goal scoring record Of the first 10
plpypra
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
HOFFMAN TO SHOOT HERE
Will Meet Graves Wednesday in
Point Breeze Contests.

Local cunning fans will have an opportunity
or seeing real championship trspshooting
contest here next Wednesday afternoon at
the Point Breeze Park shooting grounds, 2sth
street and Penrose Ferry road when Izzy
Hoffman, present holder Of the Pennsylvania
state live bird title, will meet NJ Graves
challenger In special match. They will
shoot az 100 birds each from the same handi-
Graves, who represents the Delaware Water
Zap Slup = me shooter, having won
matches on hume -ous occasions from noted
gunners. Hu ran a score OF 50 out OF 40
IN special contest with f. Rose, OF this city,
only few weeks ago. ''
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
Fine Racing Records Made Here

Forty-seven pa-ers with records from ia
to 2:lO were marked by drivers IN M
vicinity, many OF these successful relnsua
living in this city. The fastest record n ~
Raymond Snedeker, and the next best ConeYI
2'O2, was the work OF Andy Mcdowell W
leads in the number Of 2:10 performers Wa
six to his credit-Lena N, 2:05N YasEr
2:OT: Carmine, 2:OTlt; Doc sperry, 200, 80!
Cricket. 2:l0 (the first pacing mare to tua
the 2:l0 lisD, in addition TO Coney
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
Yale Trains for Penn Regatta

NEW HAVEN, Conn. March 22-Ths YaIe
fGs fb VIII s conn @ITS a aGyys training today
ssyiyanis on the sshHylkill River on April 8,
men have been selected for the trainink tSbIs
Coach Niehalls plans a series Of races be-
NJ A. Abbott. coach OF the Groton School Ca RS
men VINO saw the race. said the Yale cTeWs
year ago. ' N.o'' n
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
Josh Devore Now a Manager

CH1LLIrOTHE o.. March 22.-The ohio
state Baseball Leasue Will sart the 1915
scasLn MAY y vith six clubs. The schedule
Will call FOR l2p seues the last one 10 be
played September Q. josh Devore. formerly NJ
the Boston Nationals has purchased an In
fercst In the Chillirothe club. and will act
as It's nlRyinE manager
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
Michigan Racing Begins July :

The Michigan short-ship Circuit is made up
~ half-mile tracks, where pools are sold for
IA weeks continuous racing. This wear each
city offers hye 1900 early closing stakes and
eight TO eleven $500 purses each The circuit
starts at Detroit July s. and ends al Bay
CITY. Mich, September 3. Entries for all
bu named.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
Enforced Praise

New Workers. are still talking abbut the race
IN which Meredith ran away with a field Of
track artists in the Manhattan College games.
These same New Workers. laughed when Phila-
delphia announced that she had great athlete
several years ago Ted had to prove TO them
that he wonder by trimming the whole
New York middle-distance running contingent,
not once, but many times, before they were
convinced. Things are different now. One
New York paper YESTERDAY printed the follow,
Gfssing. Caldwell and the others with ridiculous
ease" Verify, the sun do move.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
Local Poloists Leave for Coast

This city will be well represented In the
polo tournament in San Francisco
with a strong team, consiHting OF Paul Denckla
Mills, W. Stanley Stokes and Thomas Stokes
and A. e. Phipps. the international SUP
stitute, who have all started for the Goa st
to play In the Championship tournament.
Drsxei Paul. another one Of this city's best
playeEa will eompete In California.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
Chance for Army Horsemen

The Devon Horse Show Association has
called a jumping competition for Officers OF
the regular army, to be held saturday, NAV
%. at Devon; for three prizes. amounting
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
Hans Wagner's Place

Reports from Hot Springs regarding the de-
position Of Honus Wagner are conflicting. one
says he will he used pinch hitter; another
that he VIII play first base, Folks who ridi-
cule tho suggested plan that he play first
base for the Pirates can fnd notable paral-
lei TO his case in the person of Hughey Jen-
nings. Hughey was about the best shortstop
OF his time when in the heyday OF his
ing himself slipping a bit and unable to
cover quite as much ground formerly or
with his old agility, he decided TO try II at
first base. He was almost much OF q
success there Wagner, OF course, is older than
Jennings was then, but 1t must be remembered
that Jennings, though a star of great magni-
tude, was never a Hans Wagner.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
no Easter Coli al seaYisw

II was announced Yesterday at the ssayisvT
Golf ClIo By President CiArenee II. oIsist thst
no Easter t9uInAmant would Be held II a
likely now that the next eompstition at sea-
view Will come In June. as the Lakewood and
Atlantic city Country Club touFnGmsnts are
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
CLUB SCORING


Not since star Pointer 1885,, and John
II. Gentry, ".OOi, measured strides, almost
20 years ago, have the pins been set for
such a series ut pacing races now seems
Directum I. 15s. and William. zoo.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
De Oro Wins Match

CHICAGO, March 22.-Alfred dc Orc n,
N@ew Sew YoEk T the thres-cushion champion, de-
day night, 50 to -, in ~ innings d. Oro's =
high and Jevnes s.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22

Local track and field athletes will have ono
more fling before the indoor season closes. The
Third Regiment is TO promote a set of con-
tests next month which win mark the close
OF the season. There will he two open "A. A. u.
events and a big list OF NJ a. l.. tests.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22

OLYMPIA A. A. sssa s5SSs sS,ssd. sSS ssiaDEiaS' a1
TONIGHT, AT $3.50 SHARP
JIMMY MURRAY We. LEW TENDLEn
AdEa.. 1bc. bal. Res. Secs Arena Res. TBe, ~.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
ATHLETICS MUST VIV
GAME TODAY TO Spin
EVEN WITH DODrVe
One Lucky Infield Tsr !
Brooklyn Ahead n I,
day Game-Pennocts' Y,
Voltz Pitch Good Rail a'' y
Macks. ~
Yesterdays Raaeh.li n.

10Y baseball Resnli,
Brooklyn, 5; Athletics, 4
Cubans, 3; Phillles. q
ShIoaLa Sah francisco, e. 4; Chicago Whit. 4.
iSin,, soston Nationals. 6; Macon.
cleveland, 10; Dallas, s
Detroit. 5; Mobile, 2
Giants, II; San Antonio a
Cincinnati, s; New orIsa,s H
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22
ODDS 5 TO 4 ON WHITE
Betting Favors Chicagoan in Fight
With Leach Cross.

NEW YORK. March 22.-Charlis White the
chicago fighter. is 10 favorite over Leach
erqEa the East Side dentist, in their coming
batue on Thursday night. Both lads are put-
ting IN some good training licks.
Cross says he will win Inside OF six rounds
ard many bets are being made that the dEhf
VII end before the ten rounds 20 by The
eonaeneus ta that the man 10 put over the
hrN damaginE punch will win.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22

Hugh High, late or the Detroit Tigers has
landed the permanent berth in left field for
the New York Yankees. dsplacing Roy Hart
zell. There Is still battle for first base.
Pipp and Mullen fighting for dear life for place
in tho regular lineup
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22

Paddy Sigln. Central Association star. has
been advanced from the yanigan inaeld to
Siglin has batted at 1854 clip in practice
and felded brilliantly.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-22

The weak-hlttlng Yankees are angling for
stick artists. The htless wonders OF Chicago
have annexed Eddie Collins.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
PERMISSION TO SEE TROOPS
Admiralty Clerk cheerfuliy Gave UP
His Window to Gentleman With
Numerous Relatives.

An ingenious clerk in the British
admiralty was asked by gentleman
with whom he had slight acquaint:
ance whether he might come to ms
room to see a review of the troops.
Certainly" replied the clerk.
MAY l bring my wife?"
Eyes"
81 have two daughters; may they
come"
by all means"
A second time the gentleman called
to ask whether few nieces might be
added to the band.
To this tho clerk cheerfully as
scented.
1--WE cannot be sufficiently grateful
to you," said the gentleman, for en-
abling us to have SO good view OF
the review"
ST am afraid answered the clerk
"that you and your family will not see
very much Of it, for my room looks
out into back yard"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
HAVE TOP SASH SCREENED
May Be Considered Small Matter, But
is Always Advisable-Advlce for
Prospective Builder.

Don't forget that you may at some
time want to open the top sash of the
window, and that flies and mosquitoes
are Lot particular as to through which
sash they enter; therefore have the
screen run from top to bottom of the
window; to do this, side springs will
be necessary in the screen frames, but
they will cost little more than a screen
which can be used only from the bot
tom sash and which is little better
than no screen at all.
Don't forget that there will never be
better time to build than the pres
ent; materials of all kinds are cheap
er than they have been for several
years, and as soon as the European
war is over there IS sure to be sharp
advance in prices.
Don't say you can't build now be-
cause you have not enough money; If
you have a little, the cooperative
banks and building associations will
loan you the balance needed upon
terms under which you can pay for the
house in monthly installments which
would be no more than you would Or
dinarily be paying for rent.-Ex-
change.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
Standards for Electric Service,

A representative of the United
States bureau of standards has been
in conference with the public-service
commissions and managers Of public
service corporations in various parts
of the country. The information so
obtained has been used in preparing
tho bureaus forthcoming circular on
"Standards for Electric Service" An
other representative of the bureau
spent the entire month in the South,
making measurements of street IL
Elimination and electric current in the
street-lighting systems of a number
of cities and towns. The results of
the investigation will form the basis
of a circular on street lighting.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
The City Beautiful.

A one-time mayor of New York,
George B. Mcclellan, said: I'm a
self-governing community. the ul-
innate object of the government is the
happiness of the governed. Something
more is needed to make the happy
city than health and. Tealth ard wis
dom. The city healthy, the city
wealthy, and the city wise, may excite
satisfaction, complaisance and pride,
but it is the city beautiful that COM
pels and retains the love Of people"
When last the tree men of the South
met at Riverside, in tho music room
of the famous Glenwood Mission inn,
an illuminated sign stretched across
the stage, which read. Make your
city beautiful and you will learn to
love it."
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
ko,yaIc in Class

The novel falls into one OF four
classes, as it deals with romance,
with life, with ideals, or as, lastly, it
takes the shape Of a work Of art pure
and simple. Of the great novelists of
the last century, Scott, Thackeray and
George Eliot stand for the first three
types. For. the fourth we look in
vain in that period. Mr.. Hardy, who
embodies it as to the manner born,
is Of our own generation; and here
the name which at once occurs to us
for romance is that Of Robert Louis
Stevenson. for life that Of George
Meredith, and for ideas that of Mrs
Humphrey Ward. The divisions, OF
course, overlap.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
HOMETOWN
RG]Z1IL[lQS y
@sAb
o-UV@
PROPER CARE OF THE LAWN
Grass Plat Must Never Be Neglected
If Home Is to Have Proper
Appearance.

One of the most important duties
On the home place during the summer
is the care of the lawn. There Is
nothing about place that makes 30
much for general attractiveness as
we'll cared for lawn.
Many people make the mistake OF
keeping the lawn cut too close. IN
that case the grass roots are exposed
to hot sun and drying winds during
the summer. Cut the lawn frequently,
but do not set the machine too close.
To keep the lawn looking clean at all
times have a grass-catcher attachment
on the mower. A careful watch for
weeds on the lawn should be Kept.
Cut them out well below the surface
with an old knife as soon as they are
large enough to be seen.
A roller On the lawn is advisable,
but it should be used with care.
Lawns that have been rolled for long
time are likely to become over-rclled;
there is surface cohesion or close
packing of the top soil, which prevents
the admission of air and healthy root
development. The remedy is the use
of the spiked tamper. A homemade
one may be made by taking a piece of
two-inch plank, some 12x12-inch tim
Der and inserting four-inch spikes an
inch and half or two inches apart.
Bore holes a little smaller than the
spikes before driving them in, to pre-
vent splitting the wood. Perforate
the whole surface thoroughly with
this, give a top dressing, lightly rake
1t in and water the whole thoroughly
late in the afternoon
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
Strenuth of Cast Iron.

In a paper recently read before the
Society of Chemical Industry the state
ment was made that the strength Of
cast iron was affected by the addition
of wrought iron in the following pro-
portions: With 100 parts of cast iron
10 parts of wrought iron increases the
strength 2 per cent; 20 parts of
wrought iron increases the strength
80 per cent; 80 parts of wrought iron
increases the strength so per cent; 40
parts of wrought iron increases the
strength but SO per cent. The maxi
mum result is therefore produced with
30 per cent wrought scrap.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
Public Sale
November s, 1915

l will sell at public auction my
mill property, located on Cowpas-
ture river, 2 miles south of pill e
and 50 acres of land more or less.
The mill is in good running condi-
ton and most of the land under
cultivation.
Will also sell at the same time
and place the following personal
property: ! cow, | two year old
heifer, / yearling heifer and l cali,
s ewes, s hay stacks, 3 hundred
bundles fodder, 100 bushels ears of
corn, so or 90 bu. potatoes, lot
of cabbage. beets ETC., Johnson
moving machine, l Johnson rake,
l big pillow, l double pillow, single
pillow, l garden pillow, l double A
harrow, l log sled, l big sled, some
lumber, l wind mill, 2 pair scales,
l corn shelter, l scoop, | half bu.,
l truck mill, 2 cidar barrels, l
loom, l range cook stove, two
bureaus, little table, l big table,
| safe. 4 or 5 bedsteads, l sewing
machine, l knitting machine, a lot
of wooden last, l share of stock
in the Doe Hill and Head
waters Mutual Telephone Company
and lot of things too tedious to
mention.
Terms made known on day of
sale. J, Morgan Armstrong
Jas. Ra'ston, auctloneer.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
Stainless Steel.

A Sheffield steel firm has recently
evolved a new and novel product
which is called stainless steel, which,
when brought to bright polished FIN
ish, is proof against rust, stain or tar
nish. The first articles which have
been made from this steel are cutlery,
and after prolonged use this has re-
tanned it's original finish. Although
specimens were subjected to a par
ticularly severe test on fruits of vari-
Gus kinds known quickly to stain ordi-
nary steel. there were no marks of any
kind upon the surface of the cutlery.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
Use onlv Fire-Resistina Material.

There has been established in Cleve.
land, O., a society whose object Is to
disseminate information on the safe,
sane and sanitary building of mod
erate-priced houses. This society rec
ommends only such building materials
as will resist the action of the ele-
ments, thus reducing to minimum
the fire hazard.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
AS Suggested.

Mr.. Wouldbe-Miss Knox-er-Clara,
I hardly know how to express my
self, butter
Miss Knox (interrupting)-Well, be-
ing a lightweight, you might travel by
parcel post
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
Mother Definition,

Little Lemuel-Whats an egottst,
paw?
Paw-An egotist, son, is penny
box of matches that thinks it is the
whole fireworks.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
Natural Sequence.

Mrs. Caller-I suppose you have
speaking acquaintance with the wom-
an next door.
Mrs. Neighbors-I did have for a
week after she moved in, but we are
so we'll acquainted now that we don't
speak at ALL
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
LETTING the Bars Down.

Shall say the smart set Isl or
the smart set are'?" queried the cub
reporter.
Say what you Ike" growled the
editor. whenever have anything to
say about the smart set l throw my
grammar at the office cat"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
No Room fer Argument

TT looks like rain this morning.
said the milkman, while serving GUS
toner.
yes" answered the woman as she
glanced into the pitcher, 1T sure
does"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
UnduIy Influenced.

"Gadson seems to have great conf
denca III his car
Yes. Still, / think it's rather
questionable sort OF confidence"
WY So"
Ike hasn't had his car long and the
nro..,..,..,.=s o he man who sold it to
hin. '~.~1,, - ,i~ ears"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
Soft Erini,s Barred.

Three crows sat on the limb OF a
tree, and they were as dry as crows
could be. Said one old crow: i
really think we'll surely die with
naught to drink" Said another crow:
81 can't see why-for there a croWbar
stands near by"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
Good Reason,

Les me kiss your" asked the man.
NO" said the sweet young thing
why not? No one will ever know
it,
We'll, I don't want to be kissed II
I'm not going to know it
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22

1t has been estimated that within
the cities of New York state there are
10000 miles of streets capable of sus-
tanning a growth of 100000 shade
trees, which can be made worth $780,
100000 in increased property value.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
Notice

To those wishing feed and buck
wheat ground, We will have our
mill ready for grinding about the
10th of October. Orders satisfac-
torily filled. Robt N Jones
At Monterey, Va.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
No OBLIGATION.

whatever have accomplished"
said the pompous man, Il owe to my
self"
How delightful it must be-" muir
INJURED a weary listener, ito be so clear
Of debt"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
Yes. Which?

BILL saw Gill today.
Jill-What was he doing?
Looking for a diamond"
Going to start a baseball club or
contemplating matrimony?"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
In Other Words.

The One-They tell me you are
legislative lobbyist How about it?
The Other-You have been misin'
formed. l am engaged in conducting
a statewide campaign of education.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
Nat for Her

"Now this horse is in the prime OF
condition. Just the thing for lady
to drive; only three years old"
"Three years old? Oh, that viii
never do. I must have 1915 model. b"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
The Particular Ace.

Patience-They've got new COOK
Patricc-So I hear.
"Is she up to date?"
"Why, yes; believe she was ster'
ilized when they got her"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22

$500 TUITION COUPON
issued by leading business college.
Owner cannot use. Will dispose Of
at sacrifice price fer quick sale
Purchaser will lie given chance to
earn tuition scholarship in full. In.
vestigate at once. "CLuEon"cale
of Recorder office.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
Motto

All persons having claims against
the estate of }. W. Bird, decd,
will please present them properly
proven, and also persons owing
said estate will pl,as come for
ward at once and settle the same
as | mnst close up the business Of
said estate as soon as possible.
E A. WADE,
Admr. of J. w. Bird, decd.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
The Difference.

1.-THE man they threw out of the
place was not like burning house"
How 500"
"He was full of fire after be was
put out"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22
Quite Another Matter.

as Mrs. Oldboy in mourning for be
husband?"
mo"
"Then who's she in black for?"
"She's in black for him"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22

1t pays to ADVERTISE try the
Highland Recorder,
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22

Her husband was run over"
"Now that he is gone, presume she
realizes his full value"
She does. And she won't compro-
mise for a cent less"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1915-10-22

You'll start an o1d-pal-party via pi
a makin's cigarette quick as flash, as
as you realize it's a live bet to let your
money rub up against some Prince A
tobacco. Why, it's like beating back t
bushes for old-home week, P. IS so frie
so chummy-ike.
You see, Prince Albert lets you hea
song of the joy'us jimmy pipe and
makin's cigarette all the day long!
patented process takes care of that-an
out the bite and parch!