Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-06-22
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Green cucumbers can make some
people turn awtully white.
Whatever else happens the crop of
bullfrogs lis up to the average.
When doctors disagree the patient
finds out what is the matter with him.
Anyway no foreign navy will ever
capture our forts along the Arkansas.
Judging by tho price for early veg
otablos, old II. G.. l.. is still on the job.
Every man thinks he knows all
about building a house till he starts
one.
Some of the statements made about
the Usage lease are as yellow as am
Usage orange.
What was the name Of the party
that nominated Theodore Roosevelt
for president i'm 1922
We have had the movie queen and
the chile queen; what the matter
with the jitney queen?
Whatever else can be said Of the
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keep from the tail end OF the list.
In a little while most Of our okla
homa exchanges viii consist of the
title head and the delinquent tax
list.
Since the price Of lemons is going
up some of our old friends VIII not
be so generous in handing them
around.
Governor Williams has been sus-
piciously quiet for the past week.
Fish must be biting down in southern
counties.
In all of the crash Of worlds and
wreck Of matter attending the Bryan
resignation, where was the clarion
voice of Gore?
The real dead game sport is the
man who stays away from a baseball
contest for a whole week in order to
buy his wife a pair of shoes.
When the next census is taken
Tulsa will be so big that We viii have
To- enlarge the county boundaries to
get the municipal enumeration.
When the weather man gets tired
Of prescribing rain every week, we
trust thai he will overlook the hot
winds or put them in cold storage.
Old mar Noah, should he be alive
at this minute, would turn green
with envy. His flood was just "A weak
and feeble imitation OF the real thing.
Some people with a fourth class
postoffice appointment can swell up
more than Thomas A.. Edison over
the invention of a storage battery.
That old joke about a starvation
message written on the back of a
German postage stamp has made its
appearance in the Oklahoma week
lies.
The papers in Rio Janeiro have
discovered that the United States is
one Of the really great countries OF
the world. We knew that all of the
time.
You will always notice that the
people who oppose bond issues in
Tulsa are the old barnacles who got
rich off the efforts Of others than
themselves.
Those fellows in Oklahoma who
were for Wilson because Bryan was
for him will find Jordan a mighty
hard road to travel during the next
year and a half.
once more we may be permitted to
remark that there Is more building
going on in Tulsa than in any place
in the United States. We can prove
it by the figures.
Mr.. Bryan's appeal to the German
American citizens to support his peace
and prohibition policy reminds us OF
the German who remarked: "GOnder
comes Louie going home"
A former secretary Of war charac-
terizes the latest note to Germany as
"a bluff" Any Old poker player will
tell ysu that a bluff that stands up
J is just as good as though you had the
~ hand.
Tulsa has become the most pros
porous and the most progressive town
q in Oklahoma because the people who
came here realized the opportunity,
voted the bonds and enlarged the
- map.
lie If you want to keep clear OF the
At festive chigger have a supply of coarse
~ SAT- always OH manu- anu DdlIc INC
feet and hands night n morning.
A chigger hates salt worse than the
devil hates holy water.
Villas note to Carranze reminds us
~ Of Brutus' appeal to Caesar to come
out and get stabbed to death. Villa,
like Brutus, assures the world that
PIT he was an honorable man, but we
~ would not like to issue any insurance
l. policies on Carranza before he attends
lie that conference.
Or When the corporation commission
issues a very elaborate order cover
1t ing the situation in an oil field and
az then finds it necessary to issue a very
r elaborate supplemental" order, some
I'd folks are inclined to the opinion that
ne the commission is getting a triflt
c, wobbly.
L. The excuse that the machine lead.
ers in Oklahoma give for the employ.
. ment of "Bill' Durant and Paul Mes.
bitt in violation of law is that theil
I'd services are advisory, terminating
L.. with the emergency which required