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The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1915-05-13

obliterate our professions by rushing
into it.
At the same time with Japan be-
hind us gloating over having run a
great bluff on China, with the small
neutrals of Europe looking eagerly to
the United States as their only effec-
tive friend, it is evidently no time for
the country to take a meek and lowly
position that would exactly suit the
book of the war-stained chancelleries
of continental Europe. IT,,
So far as the facts are concerned,
the United States, it is evident, will
have to depend more on the Gulfight
than on the Lusitania. The Lusitania
contains the appeal to the jury, but
the Gulfight furnishes the law in the
matter. At the present stage it is a
law case. If later it becomes jury
case the Lusitania may be brought to
the fore.
There is suggestion that, in order
to make the matter one Or the highest
import, the president should 60 past
the usual forms Of intercourse and
write directly to the German emperor
what America feels and what she ex.
poets. This would simply heighten the
dramatic situation. The German EN-.
peror would reply through his secre'
taries of state. Undoubtedly any com
munication we may make on the sub
Eject Of the submarine campaign will be
answered by. Germany to the effect
that she has offered the United States
to call it off if England would call of
her attempt to starve the civilian pop
ulation of Germany, that the United
States put this up to England and got
a refusal. Thereafter Germany was
compelled to take the steps she die
land that she has done everything she
could to protect neutrals.
! The loss of American lives she will
ideplore, but will surely advert to the
fact that she tried to prevent Ameri
lcans taking passage on the ship. 81
far as the Gulfight is concerned, an at
tempt will be made to show that sht
!. carried contraband Of war from France
!, to England and was within the wal
zone carving on an Illicit traffic.
The larger facts are that the rights
!, of neutrals are no longer considered ii
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1915-05-13
THE LITTLE COUNTY TOWN

THE LITTLE COUNTY TOWN
The trees are all in blossom
In the little country town;
The petals, white and crimson,
Are serenely drifting down;
The people greet their neighbors
In the good old-fashioned style,
And have time to let contentment
Fill their breasts little while;
There are no contending thousands,
No complaints of selfish wrongs,
There is no restraint of freedom
And no frightful clang of gongs.
There is absence of the turmoil
And the clash of class with class
That disturbs the roaring city
Where the anxious millions mass;
Every garden is an Eden
That grows fairer day by day,
There are no mad monsters crushing
Those who linger in the way;
Happy children play, untroubled
BY a greedy masters frown,
And there still is faith and friendshi
. In the little country town.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1915-05-13
WHAT YOU NEED MOST

after the warm wrappings and closed
rooms Of a long hard winter, is a
wholesome food-tonic that will enrich
and enliven your blood to avoid Spring
colds, and build you up to resist the
trying days Of q long, hot Summer.
If you feel run down, catch cold east
ly, are languid Or nervous, you can
depend on the medicinal oil-food in
SCOTS Emulsion to build you up. II
is pure, nourishing food-tonic, free
from alcohol, wines or any harmful
drugs.
Your nearest druggist has it, but
avoid the inferior substitutes.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1915-05-13

the war of determination now carried
on in Europe and that it is up to the
United States, regardless of technical
defenses on the part of belligerents, to
try to bring them to their senses. OF
course, a strong part of the United
States case is that there is future as
well as a present.
While any of the belligerents may
fout the United States now, will they
feel so cocksure of themselves when
this war is over and when, with reduc-
ed resources in men and credit, they
have to face a country which has con-
served it's strength and then seeks JUS
tice in court of nations?
The Alabama claims and the Geneva
award are case in point. Great Brit
ain treated us with scorn and contume-
ly while we were struggling in the
throes of rebellion. But she changed
her tone when, after the war, we ap-
preached her for a settlement. The
Alabama claims decision, it may be
said, did much for the better relations
of the two countries, for it cleared
away at a blow that certain British
Isupercilious scorn of this country. 1t
has gone never to return.
Germany today is in some such
frame of mind toward us. She is ex-
asperated because we will not practi-
cally join her war by refusing to sell
arms and ammunition to her enemies.
Her frame of mind toward America is
supported by deplorable ignorance
of the attitude and feeling OF German
Americans so-called. She actually be-
lieves they would be an obstacle to
war against her. This idea betrays
only that Germany today as deeply
misjudges American solidarity as Eng
land did so years ago The awaken
ing was good for Great Britain and us
then. A similar awakening may be
good for us and Germany tomorrow.
The facts, SO far as can be seen
through the atmosphere of internation-
al lawyers, are so mixed that an i'm
mediate settlement cannot be looked
i for. The American people have show
ed before that they knew how to bide
their time. President Wilson's appar-
ent hope and confidence is that they
know It now.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1915-05-13
nRlEF5 FROM All
p&G AROUND ~
1.-THE COUNTY,
BEREA NOTES.


Miss Angelina Kroma, who has beer
spending the first part of last week al
her home here, again returned to Val
ley, where she is assisting Mrs. George
M. Young.
Miss Maude Peterson, who was
spending the past week with her sis
ter, Mrs. Frank Benesh, has again re-
turned home.
Mrs. A. B. Kramer and daughters,
Marie and Susanna, Mrs. c. M. Mel
son and Mrs. w. w. Lindorf and fam
ily visited at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Joe Naekel last Sunday after.
noon.
Last Sunday afternoon large
crowd attended the baseball game
played in Green township. The Berea
Sluggers played with the Green boys
and the score was to 8 in favor of
Green.
Hubert Kesmer was a business
caller at Valley City last Saturday
evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Perkins autOed
down from Rogers last Sunday and
while here visited at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Joe Naekel.
Mss Theresa Kramer is spending
few days with her friend, Miss Kath-
crime Adams Young, at Valley City.
Mr. and Mrs. J. B. Kismer visited
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Dan Will
son last Sunday afternoon.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1915-05-13
II. EPORT OF THE CONDITION
OF THE
MlDOlEWEST LOAN & TRUST co

At Valley City, in the state of North Oak
ota, at the close OF business May !, 1916
/, Resources.
Loans and Discounts. ................ $75.4S4 Sc
Securities deposited with state treas
Overdrafts, secured and unsecured. 14l 81
Bonds, warrants. stocks. tax certifi-
Gates. claims, etc ................... ITO so
Due from agents .................. 1882 ~
Banking house, furniture and fixtures 1888 81
Due from other banks .......s22s4l 50
Checks and other cash items n g
Cash 2,85l 90 70. 834 ~
LIABILITIES.
Capital stock paid in 100000 90
Surplus or reserve funds .............. 1920 AZ
Undivided profits. less expenses and
taxes paid ...................s 3,4U9 "
Deposits. for savings &C
For safe keeping on demand 1908 ss
Time certificates Of deposit .os3 80 ~ -
sT1 Sa, q So 9; R, P1xor4} SIS.
| I T. Melvin Lee. secretary OF the above
named bank, do solemnly swear that the
above statement IL true TO the best of my
knowledge and belief. T. Melvin Lee,
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
ST. fs day Of May fsS' j.. 4. schultz. \
Notary Pablo. Barnes coun y. N. o.
my commission expires Aug. 5, 1921
Frank White,
i (SEAL) h. J. Bergau,
i s. Mason,
directors.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1915-05-13

Fred Reidman has taken the agency
for the famous derro1t electric auto
and we hope to see in the near future
several of these electric cars on the
streets of Valley City.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1915-05-13

B. L. Cheney, who represents the
Avery Mfg. Co., and W. Isham, man
ager of the Avery Mfg. Co., of Fargo,
autoed up from Fargo Monday even
ing and spent a short time in the
city, going on to New Rockford on
Tuesday.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1915-05-13
SHEYENNE VALLEY NOTES



There was no baseball game Sunda.
on account of the rain
Peter A. Anderson did some shop
ping at Daily last Monday.
Jens Henrikson was visitor will
John F. Henrikson last Wednesday aft
ernoon.
Ole Stevens and son Peter were
Daily shoppers last Monday
Carl Henrikson was a visitor with
Fritz Olstad last Sunday afternoon.
Martin Stevens was visiting in
Kathryn couple of days last week.
Jens Henrikson and son julius were
busy last Tuesday afternoon hauling
home hay
Arthur and Melvin Olson and Oscar
Aas were visitors with Peter, Joseph
Melvin, Alfred and Edwin Stevens last
Sunday afternoon.
Mandius Monson was busy last
Wednesday forenoon tanning seed oats
and barley.
Eddie Aas spent last Sunday evening
with Julius Henrikson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Luddika and
family and Miss Marie Henrikson were
visiting with Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar E.
Aas and family last Sunday afternoon.
H. NJ. Hanson was business visitor
in Kathryn last Friday.
julius and John F. Henrikson were
visitors at Thoreson's place last Thurs
day evening"
John Saugestad and son Martin we're
Daily shoppers last Friday.
Albert Aas is at present working for
Il. NJ. Hanson.
Elvin Hanson was a Daily visitor
last Friday.
Mrs. Peter A. Anderson visited with
Mrs. Ole Stevens last Tuesday after
Noon
John F. Henrikson and Nina Henrik
son were Daily shoppers last Friday
forenoon.
Miss Maude Olstad came home last
Thursday from Valley City to stay, aft
er couple of months working there.
Mrs. Johanna Henrikson called on
Mrs. Peter A. Anderson last Friday aft.
ernoon.
Martin Olstad and son Fritz and
Gust Collins were business visitors in
Valley City last Tuesday and returned
home Wednesday.
Melvin and Jens Rensby were busy
last Saturday hauling hay.
John F. Henrikson and Christ Hagen
were visitors with Andrew, Sidney and
.Axel Gregerson last Sunday afternoon.
Carrie Jensen went to Kathryn last
Friday afternoon and took the train
for California for visit with her sis
ter, Borgilh.
Emil Lindvold of East Prairie was
seen on the Valley road last Wednes'
day with SO head of steers which he
drove over to the O. P Emerson pas
ture
Gust Collins was visitor with Peter
Gregerson last Saturday afternoon.
Fritz Clstad left last Friday fol
Ward county, N. D., to work for littl'
while and look after some land.
Bert Sebby was a visitor with G. O
Aas last Sunday.
Martin Olstad has rented Gust Col
qins' land for this year.
Albin Olson is on the sick list nov
days
Carl Henrikson was shopping a
Kathryn last Saturday.
Anders Cpsahl has rented so acre
from Martin Miller of Nome, for tn
coming year.
VIM. Larsman returned home las
Friday from Valley City, after wee
taking treatment there.
Emanuel Monsoon was visiting wit
Carl Henrikson a few days last week
Miss Minnie Opsahl was working {
John Saugstad's place few days la
week.
G.. o. Aas was over in t1nga1 la
Saturday and got a load Of fee
ground.
MAIDS Opperud has returned to Fl
gal after spending month on his far
looking after the spring work.
Albert Aas visited at Daily last Fl
day.
Martin Thoreson was a Kathryn VII
tor last Friday afternoon.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1915-05-13

John Bitznia, who represents the
Northwest Nursery Co., was passen-
ger Monday morning to Jamestown on
matters of business for that company.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1915-05-13

DR.. Paul Featherstone and H. NJ.
Tyselling left Tuesday for Otter Tail
Lake in Minnesota, where they will
spend a couple of days fishing.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25

T O. o. ORNING STAR
L Lodge No. So, of Nezperce, Ida.
Meets every Saturday evening. Visit
ing Brothers cordially invited
P. M. Harding N G.
Walter Emmerson, Sec.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25

The Ionian Serenaders at the opera
house tonight.
FOUND-A gents dress glove,
Call at this Office.
Farmer Adviser T. F. Mcconnell
and F. L. McFadden made bust
ness trip to Winchester, yesterday.
FOR SALE-$30 Check Protecto-
gragh, good as new, very cheap.
Enquire of The Herald. If
The many friends of VIM. Sulli-
van, of near Mohler, are glad to see
him out again, after his recent sew
ere illness.
Mrs. c. A. Herrick departed yes
terday for Los Angeles and other
California points where she will visit
for a short time with friends and
relatives.
John Reddick of Kamiah is serv-
ing 30-day sentence in the county
Jail, he having been sent up last week
after conviction on an assault and
battery charge.
Prof. T. F. Mcconnell expects to
depart Saturday morning for Cali
fornia points where he will spend the
IS days annual furlough allotted
him by the powers that be.
Mrs. Nellie Charlton of Ellens-
burg, Wash, arrived here Saturday
% visit at the home of her parents,
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas O'Conner for
/ short time. She was accompanied
~ Miss Dollie Mcclure, niece of
he lady, who returned again Tues
lay morning for her home in Lewis
on.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25

The Methodist Ladies Aid will
hold an apron, cap and cooked-food
sale at the parsonage on Saturday,
April 3-the day before Easter.
Rev. T. Il. Fertig attended the M.
E. church querterly conference at
Mohler yesterday and is in Cotton
wood to-day on like mission.
j. Trembath, the surveyor, left
yesterday morning for Lewiston and
from there to Peck where he is do
ing cross-section work for Fike &
Mitchell on the Peck grade.
Benz. Rossba ok and wife departed
for Eugene, Oregon, Wednesday,
where Mr.. Rossback has property
trade in view.
The Knights of Pythias district
convention at Ito last Monday was
one of the most enthusiastic gather
ings of sir knights held in the prairie
country in long time. The attend
ance was good, every lodge from
Culdesac to Grangeville being repre-
scented, and the lilo people well sus-
tanned their high reputation as en-
tertainers.
Auctioneer F. w. Cline of this
city last week cried big sale for
Mrs. Mary Rink at Greencreek, and
it it is said to have been hummer
--one of the most successful held in
the section for long time. Every
thing followed the live stock to top
notch prices, and the bidding was
brisk clear through. A big crowd
was in attendance, and the receipts |
aggregated over $4,000.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25
Western States Mortgage Company
Home office, lewiston Idaho
An Independent Mortgage Loan Company principal object
F A r vi L 0 A N S

FARM L OANS
Owned and controlled by the representative business
people principally the Nezpece praiss Have over one
hundred and twenty-five
you believe Nzperce the me
its Of this project, and keep your money home
REFERENCES LEWISTON
c. L. Mcdonald Attorney
F. J. Oliver Vice Pres. ]. Alexander B. Co.
R. NJ Wright County Auditor
J. H. VAIN, Mgr. Holland Bank, Lewiston Birch
E. G. Braddock Pres. Medical Board
AT ANcEvrrrF rnAyo
y wright Gram broker A. F. Parker, Dir
+ J. Rowe farmer R. F. Fulton, Attorney.
j. L. Kelley Professional C. Overman Farmer
y. y Fennel Attorney F. f. Wood Professional
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25

G. w. Wiltshire, one of the best
known and most prominent pioneer
citizens of Nezperce, who has been
an inmate of the Masonic sauitarium
at Portland for the past several
months, is reported to be very ill,
incident to the infrmities of his ad-
vanced age.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25
PUBLIC SCHOOL news

The basket ball boys left Nez-
perez last Saturday for Pullman,
where they played the Pullman Il.
S. team, but lost by the score of II
to 80. They left the same evening
for Moscow and there were met by
a crowd of the high school boys and
the Nezpercers who are attending
the University. Sunday they spent
with their old friends and former
school mates While at the ho'el
they sang and had a general good
time, but amid the noise the landlord
stepped in and, strange to say some
of the noise ceased. The next day
they we're invited out to dinner at
the A. K. E. fraternity, and that
evening came the game. Our boys
did the best they could for their
schools reputation, and almost got
away with the victory, the score
being 19 to 81 in favor of Moscow
high. Despite the two defeats,
however, the Nezperce boys have
high hopes of winning in the return
games. The fact that our bunch
has been away is shown by the new
collars, ties and caps they are
sporting.
The six weeks exams are
here again. High school is just one
emam after the other.
The girls have started gym work
again.
Miss Martin and Miss Hackett
visited The school Monday.
Miss Van Orden had the mishap
of upsetting two vessels of water, a
can of -four, and sack of parsnips |
during cooking class.
Lois in German class called mourn
ing clothes, "morning glory" ~
think out of season.
We will probably have double
game here Friday. The boys play
ng Moscow and the girls Kamiah.
Look for the posters.
Glen was greatly missed the first
wo days of this week on account of
sickness.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25

The Kamiah bridge bill passed
the senate Tuesday afternoon and
was sent to the governor for his dis
posal, which is awaited with much
interest in this section
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25

PLOW your gardens7 Yes; see
Berry, the dray man, or cali him IN
at Miller's hardware. He savvies
the plow job.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25

NEZPERCE PUBLIC LIBRARY
Open to public Tues, Thurs.
nd Saturdays from Q to S p. m.
MRS T M. ROBERTS, Librarian
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25

W7OMEN OF WOODCRAFT Res
ervation Banner Circle No.
337 meets at Fraternal Temple End
4th tuesday evenings of each month.
Visiting Neighbors welcomed.
MENA HUEFNER, C. N.
MARY V. STEVENS, Clerk.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25

Mrs. E. S. Booth departed this
morning to visit her husband at
Charleston.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25

The county bastile seems to be
growing i'll popularity as a lodging
place. During the past ten days
four citizens from various sections of
the county have taken up their abode
there.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25

PRlMROSE CHAPTER No. 25
Eastern Star will meet during
apr nprll IN. May June, July, August and September
OF time all first Mondays after full moon. -
: '''ie ""'uSey' sec Eva Paige, W NJ
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25

FOR SALE-$3O Check Protecto-
graph, good as new, very cheap.
Enquire Of The Herald. If
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25

A MERICUS LODGE No. 43, K.
: of P, meets in Fraternal Tenn
pie, every first and third Thurs
days in each month. Visiting
brothers cordially invited TO attend.
c. w. BOOTH, C. C.
P. w. MITCHELL. K. of R. & S.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25
FRATERNAL ORDERS

HIRAM LODGE No. 36, A. r. & A
l. l M. of Nezperce, Idaho. Regular
communications on the Monday even
ing on or before the full moon Of each
month in the Fraternal Temple build
ing. Visiting Brothers are cordially
invited to attend. M. H. Paige, w.
M. II. G. Anderson, Secretary.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25

VIZ OF W.-NEZPERCE CAMP
" No. AS. Meets every Second
and Fourth Wednesday evenings of
each month in the Fraternal Temple
J. L. KELLY, c. c.
0. w. HUEFNER, Clerk.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-25

MEZPERCE ENCAMPMENT No.
81, I. 0. 0. F. meets every Sec
ond and fourth Thursday in Odd
Fellows Hall. Visiting patriarchs
cordially invited.
PHILIP LEHR, C. P.
B. E. LATER, Scribe.
The Detroit times., 1915-06-01
GIRL WOUNDED BY
BULLET FIRED IN
TARGET PRACTICE

Elizabeth Bartha. seven years old.
OF No. Burdenost., was struck in
the back Of the head. Monday, BY a
- calieer bullet hred by Harry TN
derhill. Is years old. OF No 2I92
Vest Jefferson ave. while he Was
yACotlng at mark In the barn at
tas rear oi his fathers store.
The force ot the bullet VAS spent
>1Mewhat when IL passed through
the eam wall. and a fence surround.
ng the yard az No . Spriugwells
ave where the little girl was play
INC The Guild was taken 10 SoIyay
losritai, and VIII recover.
lnderhill was held by police OF
Syorten station. pending a tLll in
yastigatiou
Charles MCGEE. OF No. 81 Butter
Hrtst. vas shot twice. bat not seri.
cIEl> wounded. ny Harold Elsey. g
ears old. of No. 35 Butterput st.
Monday afternoon. The shooting oc
cured in E!sey'- ward, and resulted
IRON quarrel over a debt, Il Is
;ll, ked
.lcGoe was struck In the groin
and the ankle lie vas removed 90
Gree hospital.
The Detroit times., 1915-06-01
SAYS GERMANY
TGNOpFS RULES OF
CIVILIZED WAR

G,-rsor's alleged disreE.rd Of
t.e -'s. of Civilized warfare is In.
d.carel by O letter written by Sergt
a 81 Ti-'e. OF the First Canadian
contingent now in pelgl9m TO his
e-a'h-- Srrgt. Mort Wigle Of the
WIN tsor police force In describing
an enVaEament ar Y-er he writes
As- the Germau- even fred on the
G q Cross men lad stretcher bear.
a-s carrying away 'ts wounded
-~oey did no. DO this av mistake 20
ae adds "flr cgr wounded were
ithic ir1H ysr!- rf t-ru They
turned tse.- machine guns on the
help Serg- Nf-in tells of tba
German gas .7uhs driving back the
French Algerian -0ops ant carsin +,
-7p os rr-e miles in tho lines,
ont l' was dark an dthe Germans
ti'ed o take advantage of .heir op-
rortguity
The Detroit times., 1915-06-01

generally be counted aH for q tew
"leW ones. Here is saup!e:
You hear a 10; asou. SIR Bryan
and his grape juice Let me ten
SOS something ug-Mr. Bryan gets bis
share @, Wilson. and don't you for.
sr- H."
nrt closes Lis act with a brand
aea parody t*at seems 70 please.
c-ae Wovdet,c -lyts 4a ar,is-
gc presentation Of the oapr.cious
and s1luke blonde bride IN The
-ays,.t. "A Honey moon In the Cats,
Aus IN which she is capably as
-ted ly Thomas A. Miller as The
groom. The sketch is by Miss Wor-
.rt,e herself and is We.l conceived.
Minnie Granville and Eddie Mack
SCORE IN their !mpersoCations OF
italian stree. musicians The Stew
e1s troupe ~ acroha,s and serialis's
as great closing ac;. featuring r
.IeFs- midget Fritz. whom the 9th
a- members ot the company toss
ground vfh a. much ease as they
to.l5 a bali. Warren and Grant
open ,he show with a singing and
talking number. and the photo com
sdies rinc the curtain down
The Six Killarney Lads and Las
sizes. announced as the headline az
traction for the week. did uot AZ
pear Monday. bat The management
provided a complete show
The Detroit times., 1915-06-01
TEMPLE.

Headline honors are shared by
two acts on the Temple bill this
week. The strongest bid for popu-
larity Is made by Joseph f. Howard,
the popular song composer. who Is
back with a new act for all his old
song hits. He is accompanied By
Mabel McCane. pretty singing come
dienne. Together they sing popular
melodies that were the rage a few
years ago, the best OF them being.
"what's the Use OF Dreaming"
Conroy and lie Maire, recently
featured with The Passing Show,
have a tworeel screecher. entitled
'-The New Physician" The re-
marks they get of In discussion of
the use and possibilities Of an acci
dent insurance policy are side-split-
ting. The latter part OF the discus
sion takes place in surgeons oper-
ating room. where the doctor sub
jects the patient" TO an examina-
tion for insurancitis. A kit OF car