Omaha daily bee., 1915-03-14
RUDOLPH GROWING HAIR?
Pitcher is Certain He Has Remedy
Which Will Again Cover His
Bald Dome.
ALL Ms FRIENDS SEEM BLIND

~ FRANK u. MEME.
Dick Rudslph, who Il one OF those Bos-
ton pitching persons who IL absolutely
certain that ne can do what John d.
Rockefeller and millions Of other fellows
have failed to do; in fact Che says) he's
already doing e.
Dick 60 be more explicit, says he -
growing hair on a bald dome-on his
own bald dome. And n you don't believe
Il Dick will let you look at his head. lie
permitted Us a look.
Don't look any different than II did
when we saw II last summer" we told
Dick. whereupon Dick got rather peevish.
Don't. hey7" he snapped well
lcmnle tell you that there's eighty more
hairs on my head than there was before
began using that treatment"
Dick. as very few people know, is
bald-headed-very. very bald-headed
That's the main reason that you rarely
80 pictures Of Dick that arc minus
head covering. He's sensitive about that
lack OF hair too.
Whats the treatment consist off, we
inquired.
well. IT'S a secret preparation" an
swered Dick. But it's a lulu. Friend
Of mine-a barber up in the Bronx
mixes II up. He told me TO try q. but
vas sore on trying hair restorers 1
told him 10 go to blases with his dope.
but he kept insisting that use II and
give IL a two months trial"
Yes. yes: SO on. Richard"
We'll finally took a whlri at II.
I've been using that stuff for two
months and darned II I amt got a lot
Of new hair. See 'em7
Once again Dick lifted his lid. poked
his dome at us and requested that We
begin hunt for the new hair We did
and theni
Sorry, Dick. but
You're biind--that's what's wrong with
you. You're we'll qualified for an UNI
piro's job.
And then Dick wheeled on his heel and
started In pursuit OF some sympathetic
person who would assist him in kidding
himself that he u contracting a new
growth OF wool.
'scaidy Bill Quinn. veteran umpire IA
fellow who talks with a punch. And
even though Quinn Is well along IN the
S0s he still retains a punch that a IlRi1t.
weight champion might envy
Quinn browsed around In the waldorf
lobby during the recent, National league
meeting seeking whom he could punch
ne was quite successful the first day. but
~hen the news got around concerning his
punching powers Quinn was lodged every
time he hove into sight
one newspaper man. who attempted 10
interview Quinn. was punched thlrty-on,
i'nes curing the four minutes that Quinn
Aeps MN backed into a corner. A base
oau masnate who stopped 70 mans ths
time OF day with Quinn was iamhed
seven times before he could escape. wh,lo
an old pal Of oainn's during the an rIv
aays Of base bail who stopped 10 saw
now De do was handed a voiiey OF an
percata, Jshs. rNingn and one-twb'a aions
with words Of greeting.
II seems that Quinn, warm hearfed
'ovable old fellow that he "A s,r,r,,
amt refrain from tanning ali tboas
whpm he meets. be- II friend or bail
payer. It's his way OF showing ploasuye
interest. earnestness and dozen Other
emotions 's'
siiner HugEins. manager OF the 81
louis Cardinals. Is an example OF what
shrew6. ~
Last winter fsussins made trade with
NE f1rates whereby he got five bali
piayers for three. Everybody said Miller
aad been created-and ne was such a nice
ute fellow. too. Some folks were for re-
porting Fred Clarke to the police FOR his
ecslon In cheating Miller.
on yes, you rememhar how Il turnea
out. don't yous The men that Huerlns
save away 'filvvered" and the five he
SGT rounded into atars and enabled the
Cardinals 70 make a great fight for the
penent IN 1saA
since then Huggins has been known as
dozen times since then Huggsns has ty,el
% make tFades-and Just about az often
has he been balisd. -
Gosh. It's awful" iaments Huxr,ns.
g believe Il wanted to trade ..slim"
saliee and Catcher snyder for a pair Of
bat boys couldn't make a deal. Every
enc OF the other managers would think
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