The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-30
HIS GOOD ADVICE
ANONYMOUS.

and well-meanlng little man as ever
wore felt insoles and chamois leath
er chest protector But people in
general hardly appreciated his good
qualities. The first time that Smith
saw him he was standing at the edge
of roadside excavation for gas pipes
watching the deliberate movements OF
a laborer who was ostensibly engaged
in throwing out gravel. AS Smith ap
preached he heard Brodwaiser say:
MY man, if you would grasp your
shovel with your left hand a little
nearer the blade of your implement
you would find it better fulcrum for
the leverage of your right and be en-.
abled to raise more earth with sub
stantially the same exertion."
The man stopped and looked up
"Pfwats that" he asked.
Brodwaiser repeated his advice and
the man surveyed him for a moment
or two with whitening contempt.
And to blazes wild we an yer full
crum!" he said at last. "Gwan away
home wild we an yer beverages, We lit
tie dough-faced, lantern-jawed idjut.
Talk to me about implements an I'll
shut we in me dinner pail an kape We
there till We Parn manners, so l will
Gwan!"
Brodwaiser Redeemed and moved
away in silent dignity Smith felt
sorry for him and expressed his SYM
pathy. oh" Brodwaiser said, Il hard
ly expected anything but abuse. One
gets little thanks for good advice,
notice"
1t was a windy day and before they
had got very far sudden gust re-
moved Smiths straw hat. He recov-
cred it with some difficulty and was
rather out of breath when he rejoined
Brodwaiser. The latter had waited,
and as Smith came up he said: "If
l were you would buy one of these
hat guards. They can be obtained
for mere trifle at any hat store, and
the expenditure is repaid thousand
times by their saving of temper, to
say nothing of the possibility of the
hat being blown beneath the wheels
of dray.'
1--we seen them" Smith said. "You
don't wear one yourself, I notice."
ITS unnecessary" he replied, my
hat never
The wind took it as he spoke and
sent it careering down the street, final
ly landing it in puddle from whence
he rescued it dripping with mud and
water. Smith could not help saying
that in high wind it was a good idea
to hold loosely fitting hat by the
hrim with tenacious clutch, but
, Brodwaiser seemed unconscious of the
/ delicate sarcasm of the remark. so
much so that when they arrived at
Smiths front gate he called Smiths
attention to the fact that it creaked on
its hinges and recommended the ap-
| plication of sweet oil as a remedy for
the unpleasant sound.
He was a near neighbor of Smiths
and soon after that first meeting he
called on Smith informally, as Smith
was wedding his flower beds. On that
occasion Smith became indebted to
his visitor for two pieces of valuable
information-that tobacco burned be-
meath rosebush covered with cloth
or something of that sort to keep in
the smoke had discouraging effect
upon the plant parasites known as
green fly, and that porch of suhi-
cient width on the west front of his
cottage would afford grateful shade
against the rays of the sun in the
afternoons.
He was veritable encyclopedia of
knowledge-never at loss for lit
tie suggestion en- any subject. Until
Smith learned that Brodwaiser was
bookkeeper for firm of glass import
ers he imagined he must conduct the
Helpful Hints" department of some
newspaper.
Smith overheard him in the meat
market one morning instructing the
butcher in the art of meat cutting.
THAT amt nothin', though" said the
gcodnatured butcher, with fat smile.
when Brodwaiser had left Hes give
nv poiitSi . VII piCoSi VIII GIBBS Ill tIlelT
original new laidness by dippin' EN-
in lime an water I'll bet he taught
his grandmother to suck 'em. |
trimmed sirloin for him the other
day an when | threw the suet in the
box under the counter he says: 4
sh'd think you'd use the fragments
of meat in some sort O. way Std O.
wastin 'em. If you'd put the best of
EN- in your sausage machine with
proper seasonin' there amt no reason
why it wouldn't be good as long as the
meats fresh. Ho! ho,"
But Brodwaiser is no more He was
good citizen, good neighbor and a
kind of fussy husband and father. He
died last spring of pneumonia A lit
tie before he passed away the doctor
happened to cough to hide his emo
ton at the sight of Mrs Brodwaiser's
grief
Doctor" said Brodwaiser family.
you want to take care of that cough.
Don't neglect it. 1t may develop into
something serious. Now. when you
get home have your wife heat some
water and put it in a foot-tub with
little mustard Then"
He sank back on his pillow. That
was the last piece of advice he ever
gave.-Chicago Daily News