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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-06-06

quick and permanent relief in the use OF
three grain suphcrb tablets mot sulphur
They aid digestion. overcome constipation
and clean and tone the blood.
Beauty parlor" writes; Il wish L could
find a eafe and sure dandruff cure which
contains no alcohol nor grease My custom
ers are always asking for something OF TINS
kind"
Answer: Plain yellow mnyol is the only
thing | could suggest which would meet
these requirements in a hair tonic II is q
most reliable treatment for dandruft ana
itching scalp. A few treatments should over
come the most stubborn case OF dandrun'
"Portly' asks: May | decrease my size
without injury to my healthf am too
portly."
Answer: You will find a safe and sure
flesh reducer In the use Of hve gram sfpo-
lone tablets recommend these most high
~. and patients report gratifying results
wv. n. E." writes: "Up until short
time ago. never knew what It was TO De
tired | could do my work and attend 10 my
social duties like a man should. required
very little sleep and was like Two year
old" Always felt good, never worried, put
now my condition has changed m no
longer the man | used 10 be. and I'm very
much alarmed about my health reel IKE
| could faint from sheer exhaustion
Answer; You have allowed your system
IN RIM down Too much work, dissipation
or too much worry, and not enough rest
start now using three grain cadomene esp-
let's These are highly recommehuen anu
wonderfully effective. They should restore
your bodily functions and your praln 70
new life and strength.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-06-06
'BcD&9ael1I,oaRS,S
R DR. Zcwz5 1skoy "

The questions answered below are gener-
Al in character, the symptoms or diseases
are given and the answers viii apply In
any case Of similar nature.
Those wishing further advice, free may
address DR.. Lewis Baker College Bdgn
College Ellwood SITS, Dayton, o. enclosing
self-addressed stamped envelope for reply.
Fun name, and address must be given, but
only initials or fictitious name win be used
In my answers, The prescriptions can be
Hled at any wel-stocked drug store. Amy
druggist can order Of Wholesaler
University Missourian., 1915-12-31
JOYS OF THE SMALL TOWN

"Oh, Missus Smith, here's cherry
pie ma sent you for dinner. I'll set
it on the kitchen table"
Thank your ma ever so much for
me, Sadie, and tell her I'm coming
over to see her after while | want
to cut of copy of her new skirt pat
tern"
That's the way with neighbors in
the small town. Kindiiness, helpful
ness, whoiesomeness, friendliness,
sincere interest in each others well
fare, in the community's health and
happiness. These are the things that
make life in the small town worth
while. Your back yard garden. your
fruit trees, your flowers, the woods at
the edge of town, the stream to go
fishing in. and the time to fish, the
University Missourian., 1915-12-31
TURNING A NEW PAGE

II you have lot of trouble and you
don't know what to do; II your fiddle's
out of tune and life is nothing but
humbug; if the world is out OF kilter
and the past all seems lost time:
don't you let that stop you. Just turn
a new page over.
When the clouds blot out all the
sunlight and the universe is dreary;
when your kindness turns and strings
you and your acts appear all in vain;
when your heart-beats get discour-
aged and your head feels big and
heavy; don't you let that stop you.
Just turn a new page over.
If the writing on the wall tells OF
turmoil of great war; if you wonder
what the savage lost by unciviliza-
ton; if all of last years history bears
a dark and ingrained stain; don't you
let that stop you. Just turn new
page over.
For when you turn leaf in the
recording book of life, the whole
world lies before you with fresh
start on the year. The midnight sees
our futile hopes fade in the dying
past Soil not the future with those
vain regrets of things that might have
been. This is another birthday, of
good tidings and great cheer.
Happy New Yeari Let the heart
bark to the singing on that other day
of birth, when the host sang HalDelu-
jah to the omnipotent Lord. "And the
government shall be on his shoulder
SIS you face the coming year For the
birth of 1916 means the rebirth in the
soul of hope and trust in better days
than those of unconquerei past.
University Missourian., 1915-12-31
leisurely pace that does not kill
these things help.

leisurely pace that does not kill
these things help.
Call it narrow II you Will, but say
Does the average city man live as
happily. does he have as many real
friends, do his neighbors accord him
real. genuine, sincere sympathy when
he needs it, does he live as whole
somely. as the average small-town
man?
And, come to think about 1t, isn't
the life of the average city man more
narrow than that Of the average
country man? He lives in his dingy
lawnless cottage or his 2x4 fiat. goes
to work in a factory, Office or store,
more or less dingy, stays till late af-
ternoon (his time is recorded on the
clock and then goes to the boarding
house or home. Perhaps he goes out
with the boys for time after dinner,
or perhaps he just sits at home with
wife and the kiddies. There are few
friends to call. The movies, the cho-
rus, the corner saloon all get old. He
probably came to the city because Of
its greater promise, and now he'd give
anything in the world to be back home
again making a comfortable living in
a comfortable way and enjoying
wholesome life.
With the new inventions and the
advancements of science each year
the life is broadening for country
town folks. Automobiles and better
train service make the city easy to
reach. They can go for the show that
they want to see, and return at little
expense. The country. the city, both
are within their reach.
After all, country towns are best
for ordinary folks.
University Missourian., 1915-12-31
TRUSTEES SALE.

Whereas, Grace Madden, now more than
nine months deceased, and L. T. Madden.
her husband, by their certain Deed OF
Trust dated the 10th day Of November A.
ID. 1911, and recorded In the Office OF the
Recorder Of Deeds of Boone County, Mis-
souri,, In Book lis and at page 2S5 Of the
Mortgage and Deed OF Trust Records of
Boone County, Missouri. conveyed to the
undersigned, Silas r. HAZEL, as trustee
the following described real estate situated
In the County Of Boone and State Of Mis-
souri,, to-wit: Forty Three (43) acres, more
or less, all that part Of the west half of
the northwest quarter Of section twenty
one (21) in township forty-seven (47) Of
range twelve (12) lying north of the
county road, which said conveyance was
made in trust to secure the payment Of a
certain promissory note, In said deed Of
trust described, and whereas said note re-
mains due and unpaid, defaut having been
made In the payment thereof, now there
fore the undersigned. Silas R. Hazell.
trustee, at the request Of the legal holder
of said note, In pursuance OF the pro-
visions of said deed Of trust will on
Thursday, the Goth day Of January A. ID.
1916 between the hours OF nine O'Clock q.
%. and i've o'clock p. m. on that day at
the front door Of the Bass Johnston Bank
In the town Of Ashland, Boone County.
Missouri. sell the above described proper
ty tc the highest bidder for cash to satis-
fy said note, interests and costs of execut-
ing this trust.
sILAs R. HAZELL. Trustee.
University Missourian., 1915-12-31
WHOSE GRAMMAR is CORRECTi
One Poet Says SHe,r Another sHim,S
and There Is the Puzzle.

One Poet Says 3He,1 Another sHim,S
and There Is the Puzzle.
From the Providence Journal.
In letter to the press Rossiter
Johnson has been complaining Of the
bad grammar of some Of the poets.
According to one point of view. any
example in the classics" is suficient
authority for the use of rhetorical
form. but what is the earnest seeker
after verbal purity to do when the
classical authorities contradict one
another? For instance. Mr.. Johnson
quotes two extracts from famous
poets. Thomas Moore wrote:
Whose lights are fed,
Whose garlands dead,
And all but he departed.
While Mrs. Hemans said:
The boy stood on the burning deck
Whence all but him had fled.
Should one bank on Moore or He
mans? This is an important point,
for the bad literary example may be
responsible for many of the errors in
grammar that are to be noted in con-
temporaneous speech. Very likely It
is all the fault of Thomas Moore that
so many persons today say, "He did 1t
for you and l." Everyone but he
and she," and so on. The objective
pronoun seems to be dreaded by a
great many persons.
Mr. Johnson also calls attention to
his discovery of the fact that in these
days nothing is ever prepared" sat
tempted" or begun" and nobody ever
"sets out" Everybody and every
thing starts" The cook always
starts" to make a pudding; she nev-
er prepares" The man has not "at-
tempted to speak when he is pre-
vented; he has started" to speak. No
one "begins" reading a certain. story
or "sets out" for California; it is al
ways a start" with both the book
and California. Mr.. Johnson is of the
opinion that If start" should ever de-
University Missourian., 1915-12-31
By Geo. B.. EZHs-EdItor,
The Missouri Tanner.

There has been too much
of a patronizing attitude
among merchants and pro-
fessional men toward the
farmer.
My observation is that farm
ers generally resent this faith
ering of their business, and
| believe that they would
take more kindly to cooper
alton.
Farmers are sometimes lam
basted for buying from mail
order houses. / think pos
sibly they have made mistakes
in this way, but if the prac-
University Missourian., 1915-12-31

tice is ever stopped it will be
because the city business men
are able to compete in prices
and not because of ridicule
and abuse.
If the merchants would form
cooperative bodies for buy
ing and shipping, would
adopt a cash system and save
the loss they now suffer from
bad. bills, and would, adver-
tise more regularly and effec-
lively, they might meet the
prices of the mail-order
houses and have reasonable
profit left.
University Missourian., 1915-12-31
WAR ODDITIES.

LONDON.-The benevolent wife of
a naval officer who sent her husband
half ton of wool so the sailors could
knit mufflers for themselves was no
titled that the sailors were too busy,
waiting for the Germans to come out,
to do any knitting.
University Missourian., 1915-12-31
The Open Column

The Open Column is intended as q
forum for the discussion of timely ques-
tions Of public interest. Though long con-
tributfons may occasionally be printed, the
Missourian suggests limit Of 300 words.
As a rule, the briefer the better. 1t Is
Understood, OF course, that the views ex-
pressed are those of the writer's, not neces-
sarily of the paper. Though fictitious
the writer must accompany each letter. as
a guaranty of good faith.
National Prohibition.
Editor the Missourian: For de-
cades a small but tireless band Of
abolitionists kept the issue of slavery
aburning on the political hearth Of
the country till it suddenly fiared up
in the blaze of the secession, only
to be extinguished forever in the
bloody sacrament Of the Civil War.
Year in, year out, the small Prohi-
bition Party has kept the issue of al
cohol on the ballot. Though local op-
ton and statewide prohibition have
created an widening dry area,
the progress has been painfully slow.
Then the world war came upon us.
An unprecedented human sacrifice
was offered on the altar of progress
The price of human life was rising by,
leaps and bounds; the wastage had to
be stopped; when 10 and behold, King
Alchohol was dethroned in his most
loyal province In Russia, where the
liquor traffic was a state monopoly.
the profits from which were being
devoted to the support OF church,
school and army, an enlightened des-
potism banished Prince Vodka at one
blow.
Succumbing to the irresistible
force of the new movement, the abb
solute power of the various members
of the alcoholic dynasty is being more
and more limited and it seems very
likely that before long they will all
be deposed from their respective
thrones.
The present Congress finds itself
confronted by the Hobson amendment
to the federal Constitution, framed to
terminate the long and oppressive
reign OF Prince Whisky and his mot
ley court, and intended to incorporate
a new declaration of independence
into the fundamental laws of the land
What is Congress going to do about
it? II. r.
University Missourian., 1915-12-31

Penrose and Oliver, Tall and Short.
By United Press
WASHINGTON, Dec. 30.-The Mutt
and JEFF among senatorial colleagues
are Penrose and Oliver Of Pennsylva-
MIA. Penrose towers a full twelve
inches over his slight fellow member
University Missourian., 1915-12-31

LONDON.-The South African High
landers. just beginning to arrive from
South Africa, garbed in kits and tam
o'-shanters and who look decidedly
Scotch, are mostly Dutch.
University Missourian., 1915-12-31

Special Matinee at the Columbia
Theater New Years Day with Margue-
rite Clarke in Seven Sisters Three
o'clock, 10 cents. c. 104.
University Missourian., 1915-12-31

w. c. 7. u. Meets Monday.
The w. C. T. U. will meet in the
m. C. A. Auditorium at 2:30 o'clock
Monday afternoon.
University Missourian., 1915-12-31

LONDON.-Two American lieuten-
ants and five American Red Indians
are part of the Fiftieth Canadian Bat
talon, recently arrived from Canada.
University Missourian., 1915-12-31
THE UNETHICAL PUBLIC

The theory of ethics-so Easy to
teach and so difficult, so next to inn
possibly difficult, to practice. 1t is
hard to practice because it is the
hardest thing in life to lift oae's soul
above the complications OF seif-inte--
est and the pressing claims of per-
sonal ambition and longing, into the
clear air of righteousness.
We hear a world of clamor about
the unethical doctor and the une.hical
lawyer, the minister who doesn't
practice what he breaches and the
business man who seeks only his own
good.
In it's wholesome condemnation the
public loses sight of the fact that all
conditions that exist are largely the
product Of human volition. In other
WOiuS, IL IuC puuAiS vas 1'niS".i'
above reproach, all Of its component
parts would be ethically satisfactory.
Appreciation, that expression Of love
that warns the universe, has always
been reserved, not for the ethical ef-
forts of mankind, but for the success
full efforts. 1t is the richest doctor.
with the finest establishment and the
highest powered motor car who at
tracts the patients; it is the lawyer
with the biggest number of successful
cases to his credit who has the larg-
est number of cases to count. In other
words. who said Nothing succeeds
like the ethically correct? Nobody.
But how many times are We told that
Nothing succeeds like success?
University Missourian., 1915-12-31

mand extra pay for overtime work 1t
would drive most Of us into bank
ruptcy.
University Missourian., 1915-12-31

Rocheport School Head Married.
Elmer Mace, superintendent of the
Rocheport schools, was married Fri
day, December "a, at Ulman. NO.. to
Miss Erma Wilson.
University Missourian., 1915-12-31

Special arrangement made for BAN
quets at Columbia Cafe IL, N. 9. Phone
708-Green.
University Missourian., 1915-12-31

"Taxii Wen be there."+Phone
SS5. NJ. 76 If.
University Missourian., 1915-12-31

"Service-that's all."-s55. M. 76 tt.
The Detroit times., 1915-11-22
From Another Point OF VieW

Roosevelt refuses to 90 to the Root Of
tie trouble in Chicago in 1912.
The balladist whose career began with
How Would You Like TO BE the Ice
Man." has answered the final summons
and his first song
In a little while ve will have orators
coming here TO tell the Board OF Com
merce how the City OF Mexico otercame
the liquor iniquity
1t is announced that the traffic ordi-
nances become effective today, but too
much should not be expected OF the police
until they become familiar with them.
The Railway Age Gazette pays tribute
to the efficiency Of the $4,000 French
women who are working ON the railways.
Not a one of them has been found asleep
at the switch.
Col. Oliver H. Payne Stmrda-1 Oil
magnate, has asked to have the taxes on
his winter home QUadyuple3 SHl, men
often go to pieces at the CooneIs age.
Now and then one of the German pro-
fessors comes out o. the Notifications at
Harvard and makes a icrociops drIye at
this defenSeleSs nation.
Chicago has closed the Sunday saloons.
lut it is Offering something Just as good
wide open street cars ior AL winter
Say, whoever supposed Serbia had so
much territory to fall back in?
With the exception of "imbcciIitv and
i1competency, Republican house leader
Mann thinks the Democrats are doing all
hight.
Patriots that they are, London work
men oppose shorter hours at this critical
] eriod-for keeping sober
We are pretty dry here below next,
dry l.. =.
The Detroit times., 1915-11-22
PUBLIC CONVENIENCES
eV Or FRANK CRANE
Copyright, 1915. by Frank Cranel

One of the worst failures i'm American
city government is the failure 10 provide
suitable public comfort stations, SAM
tary, frequent, free, and accessible 10 all.
To relieve eHe's self Is a necessity of
nature and the passing of waste from
the body is no more 20 be ashamed Of
than the taking of nutriment into the
body.
The removal of human waste is also
vital matter Of public health, since from
the lack of proper care of eNcretions
come sope of the mo2t terrible plaques,
with cholera and typhuS i'm the lead.
You would naturally suppose that the
city would provide plenty Of refugees for
the multitudes that throng the streets.
They provide none as rule. The much.
cursed beer saloon is the only place a
man can go. What the poor women DO,
wonder.
When one goes TO Paris he is struck,
and shocked, at the numerous booths for
public convenience along the sidewalk.
At first his American prudishness is Of
Tended. Soon, however, when he diScov-
erS that nobody pays any attention 60
them that they are accented in thc mos,
matter-of-fact way in the world, and that
they are really of great use to the COM
munity, his mind changes and he begins
to marvel why New York and Chicago
cannot do likewise.
It's rather a delicate subject to write
about, but its time somebody started
something.
No man would think Of building
house without proper sanitary conven-
fences. What would YOU think Of him
if ne were too modest TO build "a water
closet in his new home2
No theatre or railway train Is con
Structed without some sort of conven-
ience for the public
Why then should the streets of the
city be without due means of providing
for the natural needs OF the people? Has
rf7e city {, right Ia -eXpect saloons. hotels
and department stores 20 attend TO one.
of the most important of its public fune-
tionS?
The Detroit times., 1915-11-22
Pointed Paragraphs

Aud the slllier some men are the
louder ny talk
How strange II Is that only sensf
HIc fol4s agree with us'
some men think thai a luxurious
stand % whiskers adds to their dig.
Wty
Ns long as Young man can't tell
th" color of girls eyes he IS safe
Adam had his troubles. but he
missed thc drcssmaking and milli-
.rery bills
A v9mans fac may be her FOR.
tune but mon uually get by on
.rir nerve
improved machinery enables a
,n 'o accomplish almost as many
t.ines as s woman can with hair.
pin
Satan cares nothing whatever
attending church on
the Sabbath if he gets his services
tuc other six days i'm the week.
The Detroit times., 1915-11-22
New YOrk's Barge Canal

One OF the few proposals indors-
ed by the New York electorate was
The s2T00Q.000 bond issue necessary
10 complete the Erie barge canal
New York states trans portation de
velopment is closely concerned with
the old Erie canal. ana il Is ex-
pected that tho ENLARGED and i'm
proved canal will do for shippers
today even more than the Old canal
did m the years preceding the de-
yelopUent ~ the rail way systems
The canal referendum had the
support Of many of the most CON
servatiye business concerns OF the
state. The commercial organiza-
tions Of New York city we're in IA.
yor OF H. Nevertheless. some bad
arguments were made. as well as
good n was said for example. that
800 000. 600 had already been spent.
under a previous bond issue and
that the results Of this work would
be lost were the s27 900 900 with
held that the courts had sustained
condemnation proceedings, whereby
tho state was required 70 pay for
s17,000.o00 worth OF property along
the waterway, whether the new Is
sue WAS accepted or rejected Now
that the issue is approved. this ST..
900 600 may be paid and leave 80.
0000 900 for the completion OF Tho
engineering work II IS doubtful
whether this amount will be suffi.
cient. q
The canal referendum appears 10
have been remarkably free from
politics II was argued that the
railways were unable 20 carry all
the freight, and that their terminals
would 10 TOO small within a few
years. Expansion in limited areas
was held possible only by means
81 the barge canal Furthermore.
the promise OF reduced freight rates
seems 10 have bean f1ade freely.
too freely. in fact. in view Of the
history Of water transportation It
Is probable thatNrhe canal referen-
DUN was aided by the hope that
in the competition thus introduced.
rail rates between Buffalo and New
York-Or between the Great Lake
ports and the Atlantic-would be
reduced
Plans for tho speedy completion
OF the canal have long ago been pre-.
pared. and work will be FASTENED.
This will also NEAR the reiuvena
tion OF many small cities and towns
along the waterway which have
only lately provided themselves
With wharves and warehouses;. .--
indianapolis News.
The Detroit times., 1915-11-22
Social Note-Dreadnaught
Christening Delayed

If reports are correct, the estimated
cost of building the hulls and putting
in the machinery of our two new super
dreadnaughts is s7,800,000 This is the
governments estimate; all private con-
Germs go up to eight million dollars, the
highest being SS,240,500. Besides this
it will take forty months for the process
of building after which must come all
the rest of the cost of work and equip
ment
The bids are so high that the govern
ment is considering doing the work itself,
in which case there is suggestion that
an embargo be put upon the foreign
shipment of steel by this country
All this is very perplexing. If the
ship builders are not given the job of
building our battleships, what will be
their attitude on the subject of prepar-
edness?
What would the steel people do if
there were an embargo on steel and their
market were America?
Would the stoppage of the export Of
steel mean raw steel or munitions Of
war? In either case Germany would
be delighted and the allies would be the
losers.
BY the time the great hull1s were COM
pleted, it is reasonable to suppose that
the war will be thing of the past, but
we will have our huge fighting machines,
which we must maintain and we can all
dig into our pockets and pay the bills.
1t will be a glorious day when we read
the big headlines of their launching and
when Miss Somebody or other breaks
bottle of something or other on their
iron prows. Then can we all sing hal
lelujah-and go on with our digging,
sowing, reaping or automobile making as
if nothing had happened.