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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Neuralgia Of the face. shoulder,
hands or feet requires n powerful rem
edy that will penetrate the flesh.
BILLIARDS. SNOW IMMINENT pos
sesses that power. Rubbed in where
the pain is felt is all that is Necessary
to relieve suffering and restore normal
conditions. Price 25e, SOC and sl.OO
per bottle. Sold by James II. orme.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Regulate the bowels when they fail
to move properly HERBlNE is an
admirable bowel regulator. II helps
the liver and stomach and restores a
fine feeling Of strength and buoyance.
Price Scots. Sold by James H. 0rme.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Calvin Elder taken trip to Eu -
several years ago and when he
turned he was telling his eperiefn no y
1t certainly takes the Starch out o.. }
fellow when he gets sea sick. Press
Maxwell said. Is that all, Calyin2
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Roe Patterson says life isn't the
greatest mystery In the world to 4 fat
man. What puzzles him most is where
u fat woman tricks away her extra fat
when she COTS into straight front
corset.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Dan Patient says woman: won't
pay 81 for a waist here, but she viii
go to Princeton and pay S2ss for the
same waist and says she got such q
bargain.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Dan Patient says a man never rea.
Lies how much furniture he owns
until he gets home about 3 o'clock q.
m. and falls over most OF II when he
Ia trying to sneak up TO bed without
waking his wife
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Sherrod Hail says We don't know
who will succeed us but We sincerely
hope he will receive the supper; due
him. but VIZ fear he will not. for there
are more tightgads, big Jacks and two
faced hypocrttes In this town than
any place we ever knew.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

A friend said to Matte Smith.
hear that you have thrown Tom ove-s
Yes, he was such poor letter writes
| was ashamed to show his love letter
to the girls.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

red on 344, 794 persons, sofI
been officially announced *
German authorities. The
of the ribbon attached N
crosses is estimated at sd
miles. Up to the end of N
the cost of manufacturing CT
was $500, 900. Three thot
five hundred Iron Crosses OF
first class have been besto
The wearers of these or
have shown marked and re
ed courage, for a soldier
have earned the Iron eros
the second class before II
the first class can be gjpG
Exchange. 7ss 4
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

There was a wild.eyed customer
stepped into McNei's store. He
said: want a quarters worth OF
carbolc acid Hillyard said This
Is hardware store. but We have-er-
a Gne line Of ropes. rovolyers ami
razors
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Oscar Hibbs says a man may be six
footcr when he is In the street, but he
never looks that big when his wife
makes him go into ten cent store To
buy something for her
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Sam Watson says Hell is a place
where people are compelled TO love
themselves US they loved their neigh
Dors when they we're on earth.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Ben wigginton says a man thinks
II is polite To say tina, he isn't hungry
when he sits down to table; but he
has a boy that thinks he Is a darn
liar.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
WEEKS TO CHRISTMAS
L0YD'S BRAIN LEAKS.
by F. s. LoYD:

sam IIowcrton says You can
furnish reasons Tor the existence OF
some things; but there is no excuse
for either summer colds or the bed
bug.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Hub Butler says a single man has to
the impression that II they were dogs
they would be too lazy to scratch
their tieas OF when they felt them
bite.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Ed Baker says 1t is a mighty good
thing for a lot of the members OF Our
last state legislature that the Fool
Killer isn't attending to his business.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Sam Howerton says every man
knows a few mean things about him.
self that he doesn't want other PEG.
pie 10 know.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Hanson Rushing says one reason
Why there isn't any fun in gambling
with your wife is because II keeps the
money In the family.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

hrs Albuft Elder says the average
woman gets mighty few roses he
tween the day she is married and the
day she Is laid out
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Bob Rushing says what has become
of the old fashioned man who used TO
shine his boots with stove polish ev.
cry Sunday morning.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Newt Dollar says most married men
lost their good nature long before
they lost their good looks.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

George Lloyd says almost every ns.-S
knows that red means danger unless
the red happens 10 be on ia girls
cheeks. t''s
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Taylor Stokes says a whole lot Of
men are so busy arguing about the
war in Europe causing hard times in
this country that they haven't tme 10
hunt for a job.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

John d. parr says: There L. 'oo
much competition In everything but
taking castor oil and helping ths
poor.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

The worst cases, no matter OF how long standing,
are cured BY the wonderful. old reliable Df.
forter's Antiseptie Healing OIL II relieves
Pain and Heals At the same time. sc. Soc. 81 %
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Charles Okley said, Paw
cut and dried mean? Tha
you feel when some bar;es five
through with you, my son. >" ,lo
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Uncle Guss Bentley says yo.-
climb pretty high in the. VOL.
you never get so high that yorV
above suspicion. AZ. "
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
lavigorstisg to the Pale and Sickiy

The Old standard GENERAL strengthening ,ooie,
GROWS TAsrRiRss chill ToNIc. drives out
Asiaris. surie hes the blood nd bu MP the sys
tam A trvs toaic. For stuits and children. SOC.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
The Iron Cross Of Germany.

Since the beginning Of the war
the Iron Cross has been confer
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Bro. Okley says ministers ~
like everybody else; we all
labor in the vineyard where I
is the best. {
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
10y DIS Braihvn

Alburt Elder says a ma ie III J
that he has changed his TN 1Ut I,
doing thing When he ?, phosp "
that his wife changed it,nter off,
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04
PIANO HOUSE CHANGE
Chris Bath Buys Old Embellishments
Of w. H. BrOughtOn

w. H. Broughton Is out OF inc
piano business, having disposed OF
his stock to Chris Bath. 1t Will
seem strange to Abilene folks NOT
to have Mr.. Broughton in the bus
mess here as he has become one OF
the old landmarks He will devote
his future time in looking after MS
fine farm south Of the river
Chris Bath needs no introduction
to the people of Dickinson county
He has resided here for many years.
being engaged in making and re-
pairing mechanical organs at ms
factory in the west part OF town
He did work for firms all over the
United States and at times was
rushed with orders, an evidence OF
his fine workmanship He is a thor
ough piano man and knows what II
GOOD in that line when he sees II
He is a straight, square man anu
YOU may rely on what he says
We predict for Mr.. Bath a "t
business and a prosperous future
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04
r1o1roR SHIPMENTS ARE PUBLIC
Publicity for All Who Receive III
ouors by Express or Freight

Privacy for those who receive 's,.' ~
ouor shipments by railroad Is
thing Of the past. The lists furnish
eo the county clerk by the railroad
under the provisions of the MANN
act are open to the public. County
clerks and attorneys were notlried
TODAY by S. M. Brewster, attorney
General that this is his construction
ot the law. And in his notification
brewster requests that the attor-
news and clerks carry out the spirit
CT the law.
Brewster's opinion overrules the
one issued by John Dawson tnen
attorney general, issued just before
the law became effective. Brewster
holds that federal regulations pro
tecting the consignee from pubiicity
for fear It may furnish his competi-
tors with business information does
rot apply for the simple reason tha'
n man can ,hsyes no business selling
LIQUOR in Kansas. And il cannon
f,rrYisb business information to com
netitors to make public shipments
Of liquor that can be purchased foi
personal use only.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04
AnunNrs FIRST AUTO FOLIO
700 People Saw Hankinson's Teams
.n.s.. AZ tho Fair. Grounds

with ideal weather the auto polo
games were played this afternoon at
the fair grounds by the Hankinson
original polo teams. The exhibition
was the best thriller that has been
in Abilene for q long time. The
seven cars and eleven men making
ND the company we're certainly un-
sparing Of their efforts to put ON
some good games.
The games started at 3 O'Clock
Seven hundred people saw the start
of Abilene's first auto polo. Many
persons came in autos from the
surrounding towns. The attendance
was cut down a little by the farm
ers who took advantage OF the fine
seeding weather and spent the day
IL the fields.
One OF the noticeable things OF
the games was that there were no
buggies on the grounds. It is esti-
mated that there we're as many as
100 cars.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04
ARLENE HIGHS LOSE TO
MANHATTAN BY 40 SCORE


The Abilene highs lost to the
Manhattan high school yesterday
afternoon at that place by score
Of 47-O. According to a Manhattan
dispatch the game was one-sided
and the Abilene team was outclass-
ed and outweighed. The Manhattan
hacks punctured the Abilene nne
repeatedly for big gains while oul
boys relied on forward passes, III
which department they exceiied inc
Manhattan team.
Two of the Manhattan boys "ere
taken out of the game because OF
injuries but none of the Aoiiene
players was injured. A large crown
of rooters went to Manhattan IN
automobiles and on the tram 70
see the game.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04
RECORD OF THE PAST
No stronger Evidence Can BE HAD
in Abilene

Look we'll to their record. what
they have done many times in years
gone bv is the best guarantee OF fu-
,ture results. Anyone with a bad
back; any reader suffering from
urinary troubles, from kidney Ills,
should find comforting words IN the
following statement.
T. o. Adams, 900 w. First ST.
Abilene, says: my kidneys were
weak and the secretions were filled
with sediment and passed too free
". NV back ached all the time and
got up mornings feeling all tired
ont. I tried different medicines. but
without benefit until ! took Doan' 8
kidney Pills. They made my Kid
news normal and drove away the
pains." Statement given May 49,
1900
On January 81, 1915, Mr.. Adams
said: my kidneys have given me
little trouble since used DOan's
Kidney Pills and q min good health
DESPITE my age. l will always have
confidence in this medicine"
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't
aimply ask for q kidney remedy
get Doan's kidney PilIs--the same
that Mr.. Adams had. FOster-Milburn
c.. PpoDS., Buffalo, n. Y.-Ady.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04
VIII Leave Axtell

Axtell (Kan.) Anchor: Geo. u
Ford and family have decided to
leave Axtell and locate at Abilene.
A public auction Of their stock and
household effects will be held next
Saturday. Axtell people are truly
sorry to see this estimable family
leave our community for we VIII
miss genial George and his pleasant
wife, but more than them will we
miss Miss Zoah Ford, the sweet
singer, Axtell's nightingale, who has
SO often in the past charmed Axtell
audiences with her golden voice
The people Of Abilene will soon dis
cover the rare talent possessed by
this young lady and will welcome
her to it's circles. May Mr.. Ford and
family find pleasant surroundings
and keep in mind the many FRIENDS
they leave here and who Will al
ways remember them.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04
RIVERSIDE COMPANY WILL
FURNISH JUICE TO WOODBINE

J. P. Stewart was in town again
Tuesday and procured the remain
ing signatures to the contracts tna'
were necessary to assure the llghts
for the city. Mr.. Stewart assured
tie Journal that work on the line
would be commenced right away
and pushed to completion as rapidly
as possible. -.
The power will be brought from
Abilene BY way Of Navarro ana
Pearl, giving them light and power
This will be a decided ADVANTAGE
both to users Of hight and power on
account Of its cOnvenience and e as'aa
l,zsss, sand that, we know aaPgslis
..iauctsuey. r-4sWOUdbine i9OuEnaL
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04
INDIANS PLEADED NOT GUILTY
ROUND OVER FOR NEXT WEEK

Will Johnson, the Indian who
wau arrested Friday at Junction City
and held for the Dickinson authori-
ties, and Ella Johnson, the woman
supposed to be his wife, were ar
refkned in Justice Hutchison's court
this morning. Both pleaded not
guilty to the cahrges against them
and were bound over for trial by
Iiury in the same court next week.
Ella Johnson's trial on charge
Of lewdness will be held Monday al
tcrnoon at 2 o'clock. johnson case
ON an assault and battery charge
will be heard Tuesday morning AZ
81 o'clock.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04
CHAPMAN BOY WINS school,
ARSHIP FOR H. s. WORK

The scholarship offered by the
different colleges Of Kansas to the
student making the highest aver
age grade in his four years course
II high school was won by Irwin
Nichols in the Dickinson county
high school for 1915. This gives
him free tuition in any college he
may select, and is an honor well
worth the long hard study which u
takes to secure it. Mr.. Nichols has
rot yet fully decided which college
he will enter but has inclinations
toward NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Ad-
vertiser. y
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04
HIGH SCHOOL SECOND TEAM
LOSES RETURN GAME TO S.H.S

The "beefy" Solomon high school
football team defeated the second
tenn of the A. H. S. yesterday al
ternoon by a score of APT. 1t was
solomon's return game. A big Solo
mon fullback went through the
Abilene line for four and five yards
at will. Whenever they wanted a
score they started him on STEADY
drive toward the Abilene goal. The
second team got their score by a
series. of forward passes and wide
end run.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04
Now Lookout

When a cold hangs on as oltTn
happens, or when you nave narul !,
gotten over one cold before you
Contract another, lookout for you
are liable to contract some very
serious disease. This succession Oh
colds weakens the system and low
ers the vitality so that you AIe
much more liabIa.to contract chronic
eatarrh, pneumonia or consump-
ton Cure your cold while you can
1ss,5,g,nyn1,erlaff's Cough Remedy has .
,s1reat reputation. II Is relied upon
IN Nhougandg Of people and never
di.anpoInta them. Try II. IL only
+ + duEF8er. oBtainabie every
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04
sow NEIGHBOR,s WHEAT
200 Acres sown In Ono Day By Kind
Nolghbors -'s---.f'

Thursday morning Antoine Musii,
a farmer living near Taimase. nao
9oo acres OF wheat ground plowed
hut the wheat was not sowed. when
the ann set that evening his wheat
vas sowed and forty neighbors and
their wives we're wishing him
hummer acre yield next harvest. Az
ter the ground had been piowed
NusiIs wife became Ill and he had
20 care for her, and was not able 10
sov his wheat. Saturday she died.
and Thursday the neighbors, the
Kind that will help q fellow when
luck is seemingly against him. with
horses. drills, wagons. and the
wives with we'll filled baskets went
to the Musil home.
Forty men were at work In the
field all day and thirty grain drills
pulled by 131 horses, slowly mace
round after round. Four double bo1
wagons and teams were kept busy
hauling the seed wheat. At noon
bounteous dinner, for which the
Javhawker wives are noted, was
served by twenty neighbor iadies a'
the home of p. ]. Grove.
Mr.. Musil may feel sadly the
loss of his earthly helpmate' put
Thursday evening he felt that he
had the best neighbors any man
could wish for, and realized that he
s,iu had warm and sincere friends
He feels very grateful to the
farmers and wishes to express MS
appreciation for the service render
ed him.
Following are the names OF the
kind neighbors who brought their
teams and implements and spent d
day in Mr.. MusiPs field.
8. H. Burlington, Charlie Bul-
lington. L. P. Copeland, H. X. Cool
ey. F. L. Chase, David G. Chase e.
H. Houtz, G. C. Harden, Jesse Bell
Harry Dilling, B. L. Bathurst Gil
bert J. Chase, w. C. Jolitz, W. n.
billing, ]. C. Sauer, R. Grice, Frao
Roller, owen Wallace, Fred Staenh'
Nichol Young, P. ]. Grove A. "
SAVIOR, D. M. swisher, VIII SLEIGH
ter, F. O. Schopp, A. L. Ramsey
w. H. Fulton, R. B. Cooley W. r
Cooley, G. B. Foster, G. A. Foster
H. R. Romberger, F. G. johnson
C. F. Mast, T. F. Williams, r. N
Montague, Harry Fuller, Chas
Hines, ]. H. Tiff, John Fraser Ut
Chaffee.
The ladies who worked over the
stove and seemingly did not DO al
much as the men, but whose tasf
was every bit as great and unselfisf
were: Mesdames. A. L. Ramsey n
N. Montague, L. A. Ingalls, Gran
< Foster, Harry Fulton, Howard Cool
ey. P. j. Grove, Chas. Burlington
Frank Chase David. Chase, Herber
Romberger, Gilbert Chase, Jess
Bell. L. P. Copeland, w. o. Sleicn
ter. l.. Staehli, Sam Burlington
Denver Swisher, Harden; Miss Fa
FOafer
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04
MANY Present Arabic Claims

washington, Oct 2s.-The state
department is receiving numerous
INQUIRIES regarding claims to be Ill
ed on account Of loss of life and
property in connection with the
sinking of the White Star liner
Arabic by a German submarine.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04

Engraved calling cards, birth
csrds. wedding invitations, etc. may
be ordered through this oftice'
Quality the best and prices low.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04

Mr.. Ford is a brother of J. II
Ford of this city and the family
will be welcomed in Abilene.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-11-04

Eczema spreads rapidly; itching
almost drives you mad. EoE quick
relies, DOan's Ointment Is well gee-
commended. soc at all stores. 4
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-12-19
a pR,zE-w,nn,ne HELLO e,RL"

discussion in the capital of the Unit
ed States. but neither side has
scored a decisive point.
Scientists are divided on the sub
ject. Some say that within few
generations this will become tooth
less race-that the people will have
10 subsist on mush and milk and soft
substance. Others declare the
theory unfounded and say that teeth
never will disappear from the hu-
man mouth.
Dentists and scientits have both
taken sides on the subject and Wash
inston is the hot-bed Of the discus
sion.
The argument defending the sup
posed toothless age is in brief:
People are not exercising their teeth
as they did in former years. They
cat too many soft substances, In
GLIDING vegetables and TOO we'll
done steaks. The food is so well
cooked. in fact. that they hardly
have 10 chew II and the teen, no.
given the exercise they require. are
suffering gradual atrophy or re-
duction In size that means their
eventual disappearance. In this
connection 1t is argued that savases
who live on raw or terked meats
have beautiful large :eeth. They
have better digestion and are free
from ailments of the stomach.
This raw meat leaves no deposit
on the teeth that may form harm
full tartrates and decay is something
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-12-19

that is unknown among savage
races. Toothbrushes are unknown
and unnceded among them-a sharp
stick of wood being used to shine The
teeth and performing its function re-
markably well.
THE OTHER
SIDE.
Those holding the opposite theory
argue that the teeth are an essential
part OF anatomical development.
They are part Of the cxo-skeleton
or equipment developed from the
outer layer OF cells in the formation
OF the human body. II is as reason
ably to suppose. therefore. that The
teeth would fail TO develop as 10 i'm
aeine that man might be born with
out heart or brain. The teeth. they
argue. are essential from ,;ae y,cw-
point of anatomical development and
always will be an essential of tho
human. They concede that the con-
sumption Of well-cooked foods will
cause decay In the teeth. but claim
that this decay Is natural and that
II never will have an essential in-
huence that might mean the passing
of the human teeth and toothlcss
age where all men and women on
this continent might become what
Theodore Roosevelt would term
milk sops."
DIR. Alos Hardlicka. a Bohemian
anthropologist. who is reputed TO
have delved further back into human
history than any living scientist. is
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-12-19

Is this to become toothless race?
Some scientists declare that it is
for the reason that the people are in
clined to diet OF soft foods aud
that the teeth are not given their
proper exercise.
They point to the fact that savages
Of the past and those extant today
have beautifully formed teeth and
never suffer from decaying teeth for
the reason that they cat uncooked
or dried meats and thus give their
teeth chance.
In this connection il is argued that
the dental arch is becoming smaller,
that the number of teeth is becoming
less and that eventually all will ap-
pear either as old men and women
who have lost their teeth or among
the young as people, who like babies
have not developed teeth as yet.
Those In favor of the meat diet
cite Colonel Roosevelt as man
who has perfect teeth through his
use of meats that are none TOO ;cn-
der and point TO the fact that the
famous "Dee-lighted" smile will pass
forever il more attention is not paid
to the proper development of the
teeth.
On the other hand the vegetarians
argue that meat is having a degen-
Grating influence on the race, ard
that 1t will cause a mental decay
unless 1t is eschewed from the bill
Of fares.
The question has received much