El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20

disease If we can't cure it, he says
! what is the matther with me- says
yc This time, says he, We ARE sur
frin' firm a sharp attack " hyper
ye Not nicissarly.' sage he, though
tits apt 10 increase with age But ye
must be careful, or 1 wuddent guar
antee ye'er life fr more thin thirty
years
"Do We use liquor an tobacco in
moderation I had wan glass iv beer
an a see-gar yesterday says We 1t
is as ] thought. says he III m0dh-
rate dhrinker an smoker is III first
TO 20, says he. If We think 'twud
tind 70 prolong me life says We brave
~, III try 10 get properly tull WY
DAY saws We. NO says he, yet must
cut out liquor an tobacco intirely fr
tn next two weeks he says, hghtiu'
a see-gar- 1e'er blood pressure Is 700
high, about a thOusan' at IN prlslnL
minyet We must rejooce this, or 1
may be walkin behind ye with me hat
in me hand wan iv these fine days y e
must put ye'ersif on sthrict dite-
TT breakfast We need not be particu-
lar, although ye must take plenty Of
time for this meal, at Taste five mlnyits-
Poor tn coffee into tn saucer instead
iv BLOWN into IL.
At dinner on'y tn lean part iv tn
corn beef an no gristle- Positively no
gristle- At supper couple ~ roasts
iv becf'or a leg iv mutton or so. But
no more. If We expict 10 be wei We
must not touch patty de Toy grahr
trOOfles, sthrawberries out iv salson,
artich0kes. lamp chimbleys, canvas
back ducks, turrypin, chop sOoey. kOsh-
er meat OF carpet tacks in amy form
An he hands We this prescription
"Chlor. sod. st. H.
AZ Mich gal VIII
Rub on elbow night an mOruin-
Eye take it TO tn drug store an
hand IL TO a young fellow that's pas
teuryZiu' III sOdly glasses be BLOWN
into Thin nc studies II carefully an
moves 10 tn mysterious labrytOry in
IN back is tn shop He passes by
rows an rows iv bottles filled with
healin' remedies marked with a skull
an crOssbones. Ye wondher which
wan iv these he's goin' to reach fr
and hope he amt ahsent-minded or
too gin'rOus. But he doesn't stop till
he gets to tn back room where he fills
IN prescription at tn sink Meantime
tn. crick has gone FIRM ye'er back. an
ye'er well again ontu yere dyin' again
to see q doctor.
But s-pose Dock OLeary lost his
cunning an told we tn thruth about
ye'ersilL fe'd fly to Dock skinner.
VINO graiated at tn Bur-rd Centher
lniyanny Correspondence School iv
Horseshoein' an Medicine in eighteen
siNty-two. Yc don't know him well.
but he's got n sign out, an that's
enough fr We TO thrust tn care iv
-. er broken down but precyous arthly
tinimint TO him.
He writes out a prescription that
on'y a cOuedge professor cud read an
We take 10 over TO a large combyna-
ton ice-crame parlor. an see-Ear. can
dy. toy. gum, fire-cracker harness an
dhruC store to have il filled.
TIL scientist that's goin' 10 fish
something out iv a bottle thatu save
yer life is a pretty busy young chem
ist While he's loadiu' tn pills TT
ye he has so many other calls that re
begin 10 wondher how he can keen his
mind ON tn life-givin' dope that tn
dock has ordered. He laves his heal
in art 20 answer tn tiIlyphone. take
in an ad fr tn pa-apers. sell a postage
stamp, box iv gumdhrops. two sheets
iv writin' pa-aper. a skyrOcket a bar
iv soap. a powder puff. an autymobiI.
an a five cent see-gar, an has q dis
cussiOu with a little boy about tn
largest amount iv ice crane that goes
with a tub iv sOdy wather
He is surrounded on ali sides with
cans. bottles. an jugs fun iv III deli
cacies intinded fr tn neighbours dog.
an tn eliZirs iv life that he's shalzin'
fr We he ordered be mail firm 4
wholesale druggist, who bought il