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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
THE DISCIPLINE IS THE RUB,

II society efficiently organized there would be work
for all Better still there would be good livlihood for
every one and little work for each The proper distrbu
ton OF the worlds work is the dream of the Socialist He
points the unequal distribution labor the fact that
some people very rich and others very poor and
then draws the conclusion that all crime and misery re-
suit from the present economic system He saws Danish
poverty and greed and you have eliminated crime and
misery. We fear that he is poor student of mankind
Poverty and greed only two of hundred causes for
misery and crime
In order to succeed under the Socialist system the state
would have to have entire charge of the citizen from birth
TIL death His life would be regulated in every important
matter. He would be born schedule married bv rule
and die according system His life would be about as
interesting and exciting the of Solomon Gundy
The eternal monotony and rigid discipline necessary to
socialism factors that stand in the way the adoption
OF the idea in this country at least This does
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
LET THE DEAD PAST BURY ITS DEAD.

After many years an advance step has been taken in
education. The philosopher who observed that the
world do move has been indicated in Idaho at least
The constituted authorities in che have decided that
and girls to be of practical in the world In
keeping with this conclusion the authorities have decreed
that henceforth the study of dead and dying languages
make way for the study of living science
policy in the education of the youth Of the has been
adopted. The policy is in line with progress. 1t is
in harmony with modern ideas and present needs.
Too long have the useful and practical made way for
those accomplishments which supposed be the
ments of the arstocracy Common has at last
broken through the bgory of pedagogues In the future
shall train boys and girls to be useful members of
great democracy We shall equip them to make their v
ing Henceforth shall first fabricate education
cloak before supplying the lace and gold buttons.
1t has been many years since Dr. Thomas H. Huxley
first gave to the world his ideas of the the educa
ton of child should take His theory and arguments
unanswerabe but the leading educators and the
schools refused to adopt them with obstinacy that
stupid it vicious Roughly Dr. Huxley held that
child should be taught: ) how preserve his life and
health; (2) how make living for himself and family;
() how to be good citizen of the state; "a the attain
men of those accomplishments and that knowledge which
mean full and complete life He Should be taught these
things in the rough order in which they named 1t is
almost needless to state that up until the last few
education has the requirement of smattering of
this and that fr which distinguishes the idle from the
useful The teachers of the past learned in the lore
of antiquity The ntgues of tabled heroes matters
of consumae interest them while the comedy tragedy
and of real persons in actual life were unworthy
of serious thought. 1t important, in their
mind to be able apty quote Latin phrase than to make
living a family Speculation the theories OF
Plato took the place of observations the activities
the government
be truthfuly said that real progress has been
made in spite of rather than the result of schools
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
THE BUILDING OF A RAILROAD,

The Idaho Review published Boise reviews the ideas
Governor Alexander has entertained on the north and
south railroad The Review briefly summarizes the ideas
thusy:
First he was going to build the road before snow flies
Then he was going to take up 25-cent subscription
to pay the cost of construction
Then he was going to call the legislature in special
session to provide state bond issue to meet the cost
Then he going raise the needed cash among
friends in New York and Boston
Now he is going to build the grade for the road with
convict labor and have wagon road anyhow 1t is
worthy OF note that he is more anxious to hold mass
meetings along the right of way than about any other part
of the work.
I'm the light of all this people of Idaho have right to
be skeptica They have right believe that the COVER
after issue for the next campaign and not after
railroad at ALL"
If the north and south railroad cannot be capitalized into
political issue of what use is it
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
DEAH ME!
(Pocatello 'Tribune.)

(Pocatello Tribune.)
Fiat has gone forth from New
Yawk that mems coats for the winter
season will have padless shoulders
and snug waists, and will be abbreviat-
ed, and trousers will be tight"
The coats will probably have pock-
cts, after the usual style, though this
has not been given out, and doubtless
they will be worn at all fashionable
events and while out of bed, though
the latter regulation is not particularly
essential, at least in Boise, where the
coat and shoes often complete the
ensemble of what is ordinarily con-
sidered as a robe de mutt exclusively
au fait
But the pants!
That's serious problem, and it is
highly improbable that the new tight
style will find many ardent admirers,
especially in fashionable sections of
legislatively dry areas, where the
ethics demand that the neither gar
ments be constructed in perfect har-
money with hip-pockets quart-Size.
There should also be pockets in
which to carry real money, a cold
deck and other accessories. Buttons
will be worn the same as usual, it is
presumed.
While men will be interested in note
ing the advanced styles, the dope
sheet for feminity for the coming
season is still withheld, and much
speculation naturally arises as to the
plans and specifications of apparel of
our loveable long-haired expense ac-
counts, and whether they will come
within the jurisdiction of the bank
balance and other items on hand.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
Gave Him Donkey Orders.

An Irish drill sergeant was instruct.
ing some recruits in the mysteries of
marching movements and found great
difficulty in getting a countryman of
his to halt when the command was
given. After explaining and illustrat-
ing several times he approached the
recruit, sized him up silently for
couple of minutes, then demanded his
name
Fitzgerald, sor," was the reply.
Did you ever drive donkey Fitz"
eyes, sor."
What did you say when you want
ed him to stop
"Whoap
The sergeant turned away and i'm
mediately put his squad in motion.
After they had advanced a dozen
yards or so he bawled out at the top
of his lungs: Squad halt! Whoa
Fitzgerald"-Kansas City Star.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
GREAT PROVINCE GOES DRY

The latest part of the world to "go
dry" is Alberta, and, though the name
may not carry much weight with the
average American, advocates of pro-
hbition will be sure to appreciate the
importance of the conquest. Alberta,
which has been an autonomous pro-
vince only since 1905, had in 1911 a
population of $4,000, which surely is
considerable greater today. Its area,
255,2 85 square miles, is only a little
less than that of the state OF Texas.
AS Alberta has gone dry" through d.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13

rect legislation, there can be no doubt
that prohibition is the peoples
choice" Moreover, the majority is re-
ported to be two to one, and, happily,
the question was decided on its merits
as the people of the province under
stood them, BEING considered apart
from other political questions and
practically without reference to party
advantage or disadvantage. The be-
lief that prohibition is for the best in
terests of this growing land of the pi-
oneers has been registered in no un-
certain manner That Alberta is still
pioneers country is shown by the
fact that in the 10 years between 1901
and 1911, its population grew from 49,
600 to the figures given above.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
Yes. Thev Asked Him.

When William H. Crane was young
er and less discreet he had a vault
ing ambition to play Hamlet" So
with his first profits he organized his
own company and he went to an in
land western town to give vent to his
ambition and try it on.
When he came back to New York
group of friends noticed that the
actor appeared to be much downcast
Whats the matter?" asked one Of
his friends Didn't they like your
play?"
They didn't seem to-" laconically
answered the actor.
well didn't they give you any en-
couragement? Didn't they ask you
to come before the curtain?' persisted
the friend
ASK. me?" answered Crane. "Why
man, they dared me!"-Kansas City
Star.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
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A Good Lob

A certain cottage and its old mis-
tress had improved so greatly in com
fort and appearance that a visitor
shrewdly surmised that the son of the
house, lazy ne'er-1o-well. had turn
ed over a new leaf. He inquired
about it. Eyes, sir, my sons in work
now" said the smiling old mother
Makes good money, he does, too
All he has to do is to go twice a day
to the circus and put his head in the
lions mouth. The rest of is time 'e's
to himself-Buffalo News.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
What Bill Did.

Bill Turner was farmer, he labor
ed all his life. He didn't have no
schoolin' and neither had his wife
But Bin was built for business and he
made the wheels go round, and he
left healthy fortune when they put
him under ground. He was always
takin' chances. paid a hundred fer
bull. His nighbors called his crazy
but he left stable full of cows that
broke the record making butter by
the ton, and Bill had his picture print
ed in the Squeeduk Weekly Sun. tie
had newfangled notions of making
farming pay He even bought fool
machine to help him load his hay
The neighbors fairly snorted when
they saw the bloomin' thing: Said
Bill couldn't make il work, 1t WASH
worth ding Bill didn't say single
word. and didn't care darn pout
what they said. fer slick as grease. ms
hay went in the barn an hour before
thunder storm came sailin. down
the way and caught his neighbors III
a pinch and spoiled their new mowh
hay. Bills nighoors put their milK
in cans and set 'em in tank, bll,
skinned his milk with machine, anu
turned it with a crank. Smith chopss
his firewood with an axe. Bill uSeG
some gasoline and saws hundred
cords a day with another blame ma
chine. Today Bills wife rides IN
car and dresses up in silk. Sml'hs
wife rides in a wagon and keeps on
Swimming milk.-Taylor County n.y.
Enquirer,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
HAGENBARTH DOES NOT WANT THE OFFICE

We gather from the Republican press the idea that Hon.
Frank J. Hagenbarth would make strong candidate for
governor and strong governor elected but that he does
not the Office The press has sized up the situation
very accurately in judgment but there is such thing
overcoming the nclnatons and desires of individual
Mr. Hagenbarth is good citizen and in the interests of
the commonwealth will do many things that he would no:
do from desire for public Office.
1t is high time that Idaho turning away from the
self seeking politicians 1t is time that the press
into the service few of its abe practical and forceful
men, who do take politics like duck water The
has had only politicians and professional friends
hepeople in Office for many years 1t would be we'll now
have man with brains and courage the head of the
affairs of the state
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
THE DARK PURPOSES OF THE GOVERNOR

Geology is the science that treats of the history of the
earth and its life especially recorded in the rocks Geo
logical of or pertaining geology The above informa
ton we CLEAN from that noted piece of fiction originally
compiled and published by Mr.. N. Webster
In reading the address delivered by Governor Alexander
at Grangevle reported by the Grangeve Free Press
we learn that the proposed north and south railroad will
accomplish two results 1t will unite the people
throughout the state and wipe forever geological dis
uncuons The accomplishments serious matters.
here are grave doubts in the mind of The Tribune whether
or not the should be permitted to continue in his
activities The Tribune strongly objects being united
to everybody else in the We also object to having
the geological distinctions wiped out How would
person know who he is, where he is when he is?
This matter of uniting and wipng in this manner
must be investigated We rather proud of our geo
logical distinctions" and will permit them to yanked
out without a protest.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13

The theory of free trade is that you should buy in the
cheapest market Have you noticed with what glee Demo-
Gratis dwell upon expectations and how quietly thew
pass over importaons? The European war has turned
trade from the natural course which has saved us to
large extent the home markets lost to us the
necessary to pay the expenses of government
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
The Diffusion Of Taste.
(Ruskin.)

NuSklll.)
In walking up Fleet street the
other day my eye caught the
title of a book standing open in
a booksellers window. 1t was,
ION the necessity of the diff
fusion Of taste among all clas-
SEES" "Ah," | thought to my
self, my classifying friend,
when you have diffused your
taste, where will your classes
be?'
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
Profit and Loss Account

The path of safety for GERMANY is
plain in her view. She must respect
her treaty obligations, she must re-
sPect our rights as neutrals. ANY act
OF hers in disregard of our rights or
which puts the lives Of Aemrican CHI
Gems in peril will have grave conse-
quences. 1t is for her to weigh the
very inconsiderable gains of her sub
marine operations against the grave
possibility that acts may be com
united as to which we have in nm.
mIstaka6le terms told her what the
effect will be. "'"' '"e
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13

The Paris Post first chdes The Tribune with strayng
from the text admonshes nferentially hold in rev.
GRANGE certain rights in the Mormon church that are held
sacred principles and then dismsses the whole subject
with the rebuke that the editor of The Tribune is no
eman This is the usual wind-up of controversies with
Mormon apologsts.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
She Was Interested.

MY dear, you ought to pass up
frivolous things AID take an interest
in deep subjects. Take history, for in
stance. Here is an interesting item.
Gessler, the tyrant, put up hat for
the Swiss to salute"
The lady was a trifle interested:
"How was it trimmed?" she in
quired-LouisviIle Courier-Journal.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13

There are those who maintain that the late Senator Hav
burn was resident of Spokane others who state that
Clifford Pnchot does live in Pennsylvania; and NOT
lew who are in doubts to the legal residence of Col
Roosevelt 1t is not remarkable that somebody
should say that Hon. Frank J. Hagenbarth is not citizen
of idaho.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13

hose who disagree with Col Roosevelt are molIv
coudes liars and Indicators of great wealth Those who
uiS"siee win Col Bryan are ngoes and plutocrats As
the great majority OF people disagree with both the peope
OF the country consist mostly of undesirable citizens
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13

If all the world must see the world
AS the world hath seen,
Then it were better for the world
That the world had never been,
-, LELAND.
What wound did ever heal but bv
degrees ?-"Othello."
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13

well be considered by his party as excess bappagc So
have been unkind enough to say that he is damaged
goods eNu
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13

Col. Roosevelt states that Governor Hiram Johnson i
De the next president Probably the was made
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13

Having failed to yank anybody out of the statebouss
Governor Alexander now yank out our geo
logical distinctions" eN0
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13

of that certain policies advocated by Socialists will
not be adopted from time to time.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13

our Uncle Sam is too proud fight in Mexico but tina,
does not deter him from taking healthy walIop at Hav
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13

Worth makes the man, and want Of i
the fellow.
The rest is all but leather or prunello
Pope.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
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= PROVERBS AND PHRASES =
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1t is a maxim that those to whom
everybody allows the second place
have an undoubted title to the first
Swift.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-13
Idea OF a ROARING Rus;n...

lie does a roaring business"
What's his line?"
He blows the megaphone ON
sightseeing bus,"-Club Fellow.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-02
IF HAIR IS TURNING
GRAY, USE SAGE TEA
Don't Look oldl Try orandmother's
Recipe TO Darker and Beauty
Gray, Faded, Lifeless Hair.

Grandmother kept her hair beautl-
fully darkened, glossy and abundant
with a brew Of Sage Tea and Sulphur.
Whenever her hair fell out or took on
that dull, faded or streaked appear.
ance, this simple mixture was applied
with wonderful effect by asking at
any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage aud
Sulphur Hair Remedy you viii get II
large bottle OF this old.time recipe,
ready to use, for about so cents, This
simple mixture can be depended upon
to restore natural color and beauty
to The hair and is splendid for dan
drum, dry. itchy scalp and falling hair.
4 wollknown druggist says every
body uses Nyeth'a Sage and Sulphur,
because IL darkeus 40 naturally and
evenly that nobody can tell II has been
applied-it's 80 easy to use. too. You
simply dampen u comb or soft brush
and draw II through your hair, taking
one strand at a time by morning
the gray hair disappears; after an.
other application or two. II is re.
stored 10 It's natural color and looks
glossy, soft and abundant. ADV.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-02
His Own Medicine.

A medical practitioner on board an
ocean liner administered. rathed free.
ly, sea.water among the patients who
were III. No matter what their all.
ments were. q dose OF the briny fluid
was quickly handed to them, and
they were told to drink It mp.
One morning the physician fell over.
board, which caused quite q consterna.
ton among the passengers. The cap.
tain came to the scene and inquired
the cause.
"Oh, us nothing. sir" answered one
of the sailors, only the doctor has
fallen into his own medicine chest.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-02
INSURANCE COMPANIES
They Are Closely Observing Pub
lie Health Conditions.

y" 'N'"'',"ns NY N''"" ,o' Que on we
p.'IN' '"' insurance '"Ulp'N''s' ~
an lh',iN''" oh 'he subject made the
'n''''"H s,'''in'nl ih'' One reason
MN y many "pPl''N,s i"' insurance
'' ''l''e u De- o'''u'' hlHheN liouhle ~
q common TO ,h' american people ana
''' "'s' m,lo,'ly 'l 'h'se Whose 'ppI.
.'','h, "', n''ln'' uo not even suspect
'", '"', nave vac disease
''"i''nR u" 'hls would seem mat a
me i", 'N' hldn'f'' possessing req
''"N anu curative properties would
n' d messing 20 Thousand.
VT Nilihei a Go, h~inghanton, \ "
"' prepare ir Nilmrr swamp. Root
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-02
Knew Travelling Men.

she's a sensible girl, said the first
travelling man.
you bet she u.s. said the second.
Last night when took her to dinner
before ordering She asked me II | was
going TO pay the check myself or work
II into the expense account"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-02
Sells on Sight.

Peddler- Have you any daughters,
mum?
"luusckccper-Sir!
Please. mum, ! don't ask out Of
vulgar curiosity. I'm selling resound.
prs.'
What are they?"
You hang one In the hall, mum
and It so magnines every sound that
"A goodnight kiss sounds like u IAN.
non shot"
Give me three New York
Weekly.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-02
Have Healthy. strong, Iioa tifuI Eye.

Oculisis aud Physicians used Murine Eye
Remedy many years before 10 WAS offered ~ a
Domestic Lyc Medicine. Muriuc Is sin Com.
pounded by our Physicians aud guaranteed
by them as "a Reliable Relief Tor Eyes that Need
Care, Try II Ia your Eyes aud Ia Bnby's Eyes
No smartinE-Just Eye Comfort. Buy Murine
Of your Druggist accept no Substitute, aud II
Interested write for iunh OF the Eve Free.
MURINE EYE REMEDY co, CIgICAGO
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-02

Omar An cpicuro. my boy. Is a man
who would rather eat than see a base
ball game.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-02

Makes the laundress happy that's Red
ross bag, Blue Makes beautiful, clear
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-02

Don't be mi.led. Ask for Rcd Cross
Bag Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes.
A. all good gIoccrs. Adv.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-02

When II girls selfrespect once es.
oapes II Is next to impossible to even
outrun Il.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-02
Appropriate Place.

u hear an ayiator's society Is hay.
Ing "a meeting In this holel'
Yes sir in the SHY parlor. sir"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-02

When a woman loses her temper
she shows her age.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-02

Man comes to grlof by meeting
trouble half way.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-02

Dad, what IL meant by the ON.
harrassmeut Of riches"
Poor relations. SON
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-02

II YOU have one foot In the grave.
don't worry. Youll get there With
both feet.