Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1915-08-19
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BY Dunk Bolts.

DOCK f1OCkS udu QuitS {"
escare from being kicked by q mule
Tuesday morning. All that saved him
was that the mule kicked his broth
er. Sidney, instead.
1t is reported that Fletcher He'll
step is becoming 40 near-sighted ne
may have TO move up closer to HOG
wallOw.
A drummer visited Hogwallow this
week, He wore q white shirt and q
standing. collar, and when ne opened
his trunk; at the store a large cFo"d
gathered around to 800 wbat,was IN IT,
Yam Sims took his pet Lizard u
church with him Sunday. He took
his lizzard along so that no couia
have a whole seat by himself.
News Of a shooting ARRAY mas
reached here from the headquarters OF
Gander creek. All the details OF the
ARRAY that could be learned
that the plaintiff was shot by the de-
tendant, who pleaded not guilty.
Slim Pickens ia progressing rap
idly while trying to learn to play MS
new hand organ. Slim always has
had q desire to master music and 9TH
er high cultural arts and expects to
beceme quite social favorite ere the
jaybirds hatch again.
Washington Hooks house caught
fire Monday night. He narrowly es'
cared in his night clothes, but for,
tunately no one saw him.
The COWS broke in and drank W
nearly all the water in Poke Easley's
pond the other day, leaving 1t so shall
low that the fish have to swim Oh
their sides.
The horse doctor Of the Calf Ribs
Neighborhood decided to do like the
other doctors, and have some friend
come to the church door while ser
vices are going on and call him out
The Postmaster thinks II Miss
Flute Belcher got all the mall she
was looking for, he would have tt
move the postoffice into some large
barn.
The Depity Constable has got back
from the pond, where he has beer
trying to, locate the leader Of the band
Of, frogs that have been bothering the
Wild Onion school teacher.
Miss Hostetter Hooks was thrown
from her mule while on her way t'
Rye Straw one morning this week wit!
q basket of onions and Ellick He'll
waD.er.
way to jar apples oc the trees, though
way to jar apples of the tr"'S. Ihousl
the plan ia very dangerous. a" ae has
to climb up and sit on imb and pla!
hl> bass fiddle.
The Assistant Coroner is raising 8
crop this summer. 1t is a lamentablt
tact that our public officials have tt
turn to the rougher callings Of life t.
make a living.
Raz Barlow, who Is always doinf
something funny, went to the post
ofioe Wednesday and woke up
nearly everybody sitting around by
telling them Of terrible encounter
he had just witnessed in the Gandel
creek bottom. When pressed for fur
ther details, he stated that while walk
ing through the woods he saw bum
bic bee Jump on wild flower.
The Postmaster has been digging fol
fishing worms this week at the back OF
the postoffice. He says II the building
was moved over a little he could FIND
lot more good es,es.
Next week Isaac Hellwanger vii
start in 10 speaking to everybody
whether he likes them or not, as ht
has learned that 1t pays, and will al
no help him out a lot II he ever runs
for cffice.
Cricket Hicks presented Miss Hos
letter Hooks with a button bearing
the familiar Inscription Of Sweets
to the Sweet" the other day, and sh'
has been seen wearing it The DepitI
Constable says II he wanted to, hi
could have Cricket handled under TIT
pure food law for misbranding goods