The Glenwood post., 1915-03-27

A travelling saleslAdy visited town
this week. She WAS shy on travelling
mem stories," but she was . good
l1Dker, had a good line of talk, and did
. good business selling . compound
which automatically washes the dishes.
-Neeker Herald.
friend of the Sparks inquiries if
tie new heading on this paper indicates
q leaning toward the allies. Nothing
Of the kind. The new head is q CON-
posite blend of German text and Old
English. The Sparks is strictly neu-
tral.-Lamar Sparks.
Teddy Roosevelt states that ~ and
my four sOls are ready to form q re-
serve army We are in favor of tEem
fcrring one, too, anu suggest that same
be formed alongside that long lost river
and on the opposite side from this
country-Holly Chieftain.
Mrs. w. II. Hildreth, who came to
Rifle some six weeks ago owing to the
serious illness of her mother, Mrs.
Sender, departed ON Wednesday night
for her home in Bancroft, Idaho, where
Mr.. Hildreth conducts . newspaper.
Mrs. Scudder is decidedly better now
R;Aa TalaUram
81 demand that l be treated as .
geatleman," shouted Helen Ring Rob-
insea in the senate yesterday. Senator
Barela-the other half of the sketch at
that particular moment-should have
taken her out and offered her her
cAeice between . drink and . seegar.--
Fert Colli.s Review.
4 total of $4,000 sheep will be
sAsared It Mack this year, according
70 3. A. Tawaey, who has all his sheep
gathered in the Mack section feaGy
foe the shear action. He expects to
get . good clip this year, - he has
cared for his stock diligently and seien-
tifically.-DeBeque New E7.
The editor Of the Grand Junction
News felt an earthquake tremor last
Sunday morning At 1851, and for some
time afterwards he saw the electric
light bulb swinging. That Mexican
brand they sell down at Grand June
tion is capable of making = fellow
imagine most anything.-Delta Tribune.
In q private letter from Orson Ad-
ans he jOcosely remarks that the gov
ernment prison at Fort Leavenworth is
filled almost entirely by bank officials
and niggers with the preponderance in
favor of the former by seventy-five
per cent and yet it is q terrible strug-
gle for some folks to be good.-Field
and Farm.
Somehow the awful suspicion recurs
that had the famous Rowland wad Of
kale been dropped in the red room Of
The circus outfit with . heart and q
soul and standing wantad for the re-
turn of justice instead Of in the legis-
htivs chambers, nothing further would
have been heard Of the money or the
i.eide.t.-LAnar sparks.
Representative Howlaad has been
kicked out Of the house Of repesseata-
tivss for swearing falsely. esrved hin
right. The wonder IL that Denver
sAoaN ssnd such . fool to ths lsgisls-
tars. The sAaAs Of 1t saould sink
assp i,4o the hearts Of the hossst, re-
spectacle people Of that eity.-fort
Cellins Courisr.
TAs member Of The general assembly
who fskAszs or couste.a.ess . joker"
IN . legislative assssrs 10 . h"-
nakss who Is 3st 70 b trusted BY the
people. He beloags 70 that elsss Of
pslitieia.s Who sAosld b retired q the
lisse sppssta.ity. He wssld serve TIE
psepas bsst diegise aitehss or working
a tAe ssetioa.-Foet Cellins Cousfes.
IL vas IN editor tway out west"
vao received . lsttsr from N isAig-
,.at epbscxibsr sayins, "I don't want
NJ papse any lenesr." 10 vhisa tAe
edihor replied: "That II nSAs
vouldst make il any. longer II You
IA. Dseause II I nads Il any lsngef
thaa IL i asw I would have to buy
,sv pessA TAs pfsss.t leastA Just
suits ne aad aa giad it suits yea-