New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-12-31


Happy New Year!
NAwRUss WILL BE TONIGHT YUNDERsTAND.
From the Boston Globe
NJ and Mrs Maurice Pemutter watertown NOnantum
ar, spending holidays with Mrs PermueTs parents in Atlantic
CITY W spend New Years Eve in New York
city
HURST IN THE HEARTS OF HER COUNTRYMEN.
Cir BEFORE the carpers chorus with Fannie Hursts
story in the January Metropolitan may add my clear strong
voice? . .
s along I'VE sight Gibraltar land at Naples
And indeed seemed to be the general impression on board
p,bans il was the Captains try the Southern Route
Too bad the ends that night of Glib Since 1t the
m nv be fastest boat from Naples there must have
been an exciting for msad Italy in the morning And Ma
efovtch hated the and was fondly counting on
Np v lunch said pretty harsh things to MISS
-hings couldn't from by hiding under the
mantle Of o. Henry. HA'I ~ ''
T. threatens to be wild nght-he widest years. good
+redg cizenry trained and confetti and tin horns
viii erfor; and Monday morning lot Of men who Will
nut IN large part telling other men how lucky
R Whooziss will in condition to do their jobs well
enough 70 hold them
The official heathu hints inadequate Add to them:
If you simply have to cough,
Why the deuce don't you get off?
If you've typhoid caarrh,
Please don't ride upon this car
Suggested by C. G.;
If you I'll thank ee-
If you hide it with your hanky
WE AGREE
Gin Whom was Young read "Harpsr's Young People" In
ts92-you wouldn't but amhere appeared an operea
called Bobby shaoe written by Henry Cuyer Bunner 1et
and read it. and agree with that contains enough stuff "
furnish at least half musical comedies and such
tunds PvroaHO
Cod Make It @r'rI get mined
"''D ''' ,s rIo f ~ IN IS tn. sus'
1l.oOn swift
You up Us uOnr
Some or your ~, v ysa' .S S.n' '1 Sos ..'@
Cod Wake II better
"sud" good would max. ''Ir'
But shifted
Just 'aa tax. Il fro from your Uncle
VINO "S ssai !" MAZE ~ IT BETTER!
Messrs Wood Pyne ave your atoneryD used up lot
You'd think. with all that verbal thrift
They might have hit Nineteen Fift'
THE UNION TERRACE THMBIE CLUB OF BROOKLYN HAS A
TIME
From Brooklyn Chat
An amusing feature the reading of the minutes
OF the clubs the who had written them in
sort of roug member mentioned humorous
One bright and beautiful winters day,
To Shpley street, wended way
arrived a a residence palatal and grand
Our hostess Mrs Buhrcr 1901 you all understand
We waited so long for lady friend,
But she calmly walked at the meetings end
Yes. MRS. Barry wa late I'm 20 state,
But all things % those who wait
After Mrs Barry came In l didn't say word
Il vas useless do 81 for couldn't be heard;
tongue wagged and wagged until we took our seats
a long table spread with lucious eats
When she stopped for a while so o
Between mouth Of lobster and bites Of ham,
Mrs Poole sat- quiet he stiled,
But you just your life" her "tummy" she filed
The lady very eonhdenially informed that night
That for supper she WASH unable 0 take a bite
The feastb ended hostess
thenp proceeded years business TO close
being they and all made speech
president took the cake really was peach
Dewebury gathered all the dimes she could
acquire
program By Miss vi Ermentrout
she can beat Padereusk single doubt;
Then Miss Blanche Barry. she warbled sweet song
II enc VENT stage Cavalier would not last long
Buhrer walked in. and he US treat;
played with his HANDS. then he danced with his eet
WhenC Charlie msrch n midst this terrible din
And proceeded o charm all with his violin
being ended,
To our homes re a wendell
Nov ladies, I thank all FOR patient attention
Hyou grateful 20 pray, the fact do mention
ans 10 modest unassuming,
To thank me a al would seriously
A. T1a