The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-02-11

Second FiddIe


~ SANTA Fc.
trEHE Common cce1ef looks around
Him with extreme surprise;
Who have no salaries.
Who haye no salaries,
D.
THE STATE SENATE passed a bill
yesterday which provided that every
shot fred in a narrow place must
have a hole under Il. This law should
~ made general. When shooting IN
a tisht place a hole IL always haady,
either for purposes Of refuge Or in
tcrment.
WALTON AND HINKLE. philan-
throplsta and specialists In disabled
maIorities. Il the title Of a new firm
In Santa Re.
ONE LAW OF general importance
IN i've weeks Il an output which WI.
hardly pay dividends ON the invest
ment.
o.
PUTTING all the bankers in the
state In Jail for seven years would
beat reducing the legal ate OF in
terest.
PEW MEN AZ some time in life.
have missed wishing hat some hard
hearted banker was In Jail.
o.
AFTER ALL. though. do n OF
you happen to know OF any unclaim-
ed bank deposits lying around for
o.
NOW II 1T WAS overdrafts, you
coaId understand Il.
o.
WHY NOT PASS a companion law
to that of 1899. providing a six
months Jail sentence for any bank
director or managing officer who re-
minds a man that his account l. over.
drawn.
OR THAT his note 70 overdue.
D
80 REECE TAKES a positive
stand."-Headline.
o
SENATOR ROOT argues for the
preservation OF our traditional gov
eminent. There's no objection TO
preserving Il. as a tradition.
PROBABLY. IL they had Il to do
over again. the majority wouldn't TIE
40 anxious to deprive the governor OF
participating IN drawing the county
salary bill.
D.
1T WOULD BE mighty fine to 0e
be able to lay the present situation
on the governor.
d
THE NEW MEMBER from sierra
county will be presenting himself,
accompanied BY his certificate Of cleo
ton, anon.
WE WILL THEN observe with
what keen respect our Republican
legislators regard the state constitu-
ton.
THE POLICE ORDER 20 autOmo-
bile drivers. briefly. is "a get III up
and stay liz up.
O.
EX-TREASURBR NJ. q. Llewellyl
Of the late state college board seems
20 have overlooked one important de-
tail IN unloading the goat upon the
governor: he negiocts to charge the.
governor with having wrecked the
First state bank.
O.
SMALLPOX has broken out In the
Arizona legislature. a smallpox cpl
clear up the situation.
O.
THE TROUBLE UP there Is con-
rauet.a 90 gE. mo kaW1fn
.
THE TwO-THIRDS majority In
the house might have been more Ella
Client II IL had been permitted to pick
its own bosses.
D.
a COUNTY SALARY bill In the ex-
ecutlve Office Is worth sixteen in the
majority aucus
o.
OH, YES, a week. or II necessary,
n couple OF days will do to fix up a
taxation and revenue system.
o.
Behold the Humble citizen
The boy who pays the taxes;
observe the legislature men,
And bosses grinding axes.
The Humble 9 has naught TO say
About the business now
But there will come another day;
The 0allot-H. C.-WOW!
REPRESENTATIVE Smith of Luna
county was reading the governors.
proclamation on the foot and mouth
disease. "a WISH" he said. that
somebody would establish "a quaran-
tine on foot and mouth disease in this
house"
O.
THE MIGHTY MAJORITY a. Santa
Re is giving @ life like imitation Of a
blind Goliath standing on his "
foot.
"A sKIM or stAuIT IS a yDT FeaEvEa :