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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-23
Sill, Going IN.

There Is wide comment on the act OF
tne Democratic national adcnfn1stra-
tons conviction OF itself as having
made pledges that 1t has failed 10
keep. especially the pledge in the last
presidential campaign that It would
reduce the high cost Of living, AZ gwen
the reirs OF government. This con-
vfctfon was made when the depart
meut of labor a few days ago an
yestigation made by the government
With the protective tariff virtually
DESTROYED, to which the Democratic
party in the 1912 campaign attributed
the high cost of living, that cost has
scared higher and higher, thus SHOW
ing The falacy Of the Democratic
contention. On this subject the Wash
fngton Post aptly says:
More than two years and a oatl
have passed since the people voted
for the removal of protectton and the
lowering OF the cost OF living a ma
iorfty, 1t Is true, voted for the candi
dates who favored continuation OF
the protective policy, but because the
majesty divided their votes between
two protectionist candidates the solid
vote of the minority, CONSTITUTING
pluralfty, carried the day.
Two years ago the protective taTln
was destroyed. Yet the trend OF the
cost Of living is still upward Prices
are tiSher now than they were under
the mueh-maIigned Payns-Aidrtcn
Jaw. For fifteen articles which are
Served ON the table of the working
men of the United States the average
price for she year 1914 was two per
cent higher than in 1918. And the
average price was five end one-haf
per cent higher than IN 1912.
The figures which show the STEADY
increase. despite the fact that sixty
one per cent OF all imports are now
coming IN free, are not the result OF
any compilatfon from Repronca1
sources, but are the omc!aI result OF
An INVESTIGATION made by the depart
ment of labor under the present ad-
ninfstraton.
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TRAvELETTE
BY E1sah
PRESCOTT

Agem Of town on the roof OF
a continent IS Prescott. Artz Reacned
by a torturous railway that climbs
Uncomfortable grades and doubles
among the def1es OF precipitous
mountains. It nest1es among the
peaks and listens to the soughing OF
rowdy winds among the pines It's
streets, which scramble up hill ana
down canyon, furnish the arteries
that lead to its decorative. lumber
built homes~that are planted Ike
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Back to Republican Party

Back to RepUb1c2n Td1tS.
AT this time three years ago the
press OF the country, especially ohe
Democratic, was filed with articles
and comments as to the Progressive
or third party and there was ACTIVITY
ali along the line among those VINO
had decided that Colonel Roosevelt
mus run for president A lively
campaiSn was on IN his benaN ano
4he country was particularly ast1r in
politics g
Two Years later the columns OF
Democratic newspapers were Tepfe'e
with glowing accounts OF what FFo-
xressives were expected to do IneIe
rs a striking change now. II IS SCI
dom that a Democrats newspager
mentions the Progressive party. really
neyer as party only aJfudfnE to some
OF rs members as F-ogressives. on
fine otfTer hand Republican wpapers
freuIeutly chronicle the return OF
third party leaders to the Republican
fold and evidences are given on every
F-and that the cnre ta1Erd party Is be
ing left behind like the old cat to DIE.
Tfis feature OF che politics OF the Gay
is emphasized by the Boston herald
as follows:
The children have a sayTug wsea
they are, ready to get cut OF a swing
. mt f5n net want & brought to a sud
ZEN ssands+ill Set the old cat die
This Is exactly what the Progressive
marty Is now doing by the confession
OF Its leaders 80 more s.saTf1cSance
s4taches TO Secretary Aagliass request
Sor LEGO nomination paoers on wn1cn
TO file for PrcSressive c1udada1es'
, ts,an that the reaSaaE1g mo1nersum !,
: e the marty swing must be altcwed
10 spend Itself.
d,a6e.s everywhere ere Fteppdns
down and out aFediu McCormack
Of CicaSo- aanouaced the other dag
that the European VIZ had 50 Oh
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-23
An Evening Echo.

III have faltered more o. less
In my great task OF happiness;
If I have moved among my race
And shown no glorious morning face
IL beams from happy human eyes
Have moved me not; Il morning skies
Books. and my food. and summer rain
Knocked On my sullea heart In vain
Lord. thy most potent pleasure take
And stab my spirit p-oad awake;
Or.4Lord. If too obdrrate /.
Choose thou. before that spirit die, :
And piercing rain, a killing sin,
And TO my dead heart run them IN.
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON
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The Guard CONC. Back-

Announcement OF a-rangemenfs
for the regular encampment OF the
West Virginia national guard is par
t1cu1arly cheering, since its1ooked Tor
a tome as though the guard wssSdes-
tined to REORGANIZATION born OF
fnancial neglect. However the chasm
has been bridged and the guard
saved at a time when most needed
General Bono, who Is ambitious 20
build up the West Virginia orgam
zation to the point Of unexcelled ct
dcdency. now has the Opportunity 10
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-23

verified popular interest as to make
further third party endeavors Of no
avail. And Mr. Roosevelt himself
has in effect told his tntimates that
he should henceforth work IN the
ranks of the Republican party.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-23
oRpER o. pz,uah1cAr1oN.

ORDER OF PUSL1CAT10H.
sTATE ,s eE bs M Is ,ss S1 59se = he cerk
on Mow5ay theSzth day5of June. 1915.
John Masfia. Piaintiff
Fora aarti9 s,,; pses e st.,
The object OF the above entitled suit
IS to obtain q divorce from the bonds OF
asF,smoay b. John Marsia 1 aS,1 Flora
And 1t appeartns from an etndavit
fled in said suit that the said Fora
It Is ordered chat she do appear Within
one month from the date OF the first
publication of this order and do what
Is Necessary 10 proseft her interest
aGdven under my hand this The .:taa day
= -. 1s'1ss j. WADE coFFdAN..
Counsel for Plaintin
ao9.cE TO EAn Dwos1T1oszs.
F,or 4sj Ma rfln 5 III saanseFy
Pending in the circStt Court OF Har-
T1aon County. West Virginia
e Tsie naai S:ts faat the deposlssons OF
myself and srndry other persons wdp
be taken at at. the law once 9 9l,t w s;
Wins on the i7ti day Of July. 1915
TO be read in evidence on the hearfns OF
the above STYLED cause. In behalf OF
me Rs. rom any e cause se ralips Of said
depositionS shall not be con1nenced- or.
being commenced. SHAH not be consi
from time to time until the taking
thereof shall have been, e2r1plstea -,,-
stuart & Hammond. Counsel soF
-
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Lost.

Can anybody tell us what has be-
come of Hon Uncle Presley Morris!
When last seen he was passing
through Charleston on his way north
for the summer Can someoody To-
cate the Dean Emeritus e-charleston
Gazette
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sUHu6oHs.
gISST TTpGTNJa-

STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA.:
To the shefin-of- Harrison County.
greetings: go
You are hereby Commanded as we
e5hcretofore couarnanded yot1s1to sum
mon Thomas Bowman to appear before
the Judge OF our Circuit Court OF Har-
rison County at the Clerks office OF
our said Court at rules to- be held
therein FOR said Court, on the first Non
day IN July. next. TO answer q bin In
chancery exhikfted against him in our
said Court by Lula a Bowman and
have then there this writ
WITNESS I. Wade CofInan. Clerk OF
our said Court. at the Court House OF
the said county. this It'll day OF June.
1915. and in the SIND year OF the STATE.
/ WADE scoFsf1 aeisrl.
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Happy Family

In collecting bread for the Belgian
sufferers one Pittsburg family was
found serenely Unconscious OF the
fact that wax was going on IN Eu-
rope. Happy famil[-Wheeling In
telligencer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-23

go ahead. He begins his work with
the hearty cooperation of his officers,
the respect Of his men and the conf
dence of the whole people of West
virginia. Huntington Herald-Dis-
n.4nhl =
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SIDEWALK CHARGING BATTERY

A sidewalk charging battery for
recharging electric vehicles, Is one
of the latest additions to the SlIy
garage It consists OF small slate
box mounted upon an electrical
welded pole It has a steel. spring
locked door and contains an ANNE
ter. pilot lamp. rheostat fuuses and q
main line switch
Connections are made through an
underground cable The notor1sfs
whose electric current fails, applies
to an employee Of the garage. who
unlocks the box and makes the cor
nection for rectarging the battery IN
the machine. a provision for meas
ming the amount Of current used =
included. and this fxes che Price %
be paid for the service This con
venienee Win enable the efeetT1S Vs.
hicie to be reeharged as readily as
the gzsofine motor Is provided WIN
ADDITION fuel when IT'S supply runs
short
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-23
THE Ally
NO v Ell E T TIE
GET THE HOOK.
The course OF true love :
Hath many hard hits
It's so everywhere,
Said verhaden SPIRITS

Somewhere on the plains OF ATt-
iona, without pause, without RESI-: =
long lanky farmer IS running iore-
ous1y.
Tired of driving burrows apd
raking cattle in solitude, Verhaden
SPIRITS advertised IN the MdWestern
BIooze for a-wife -
He received one answer. which
Meet the "Wednesday morning
train. I will wear woodrow PINK.
on Wednesday morning two fe-
males stepped OF the train at SpaW-,
fields. One was three octares home
lier than blue bed. the other was one.
of the worlds ten most scrumpttons
beauties
:. 'scnse, miss" he said. e.but is
your name isabelle
The idea" she replied Indignant
ly. mo it's not, and it's none OF
your business what my name ls; Ny
name is Prunella." And she walked
nau Chilly away. verhaden SPIRITS
took one more glance at the remain
ing female and fed due east.
III.
Somewhere on the plains of Arizo-
ma. without pause. without rest.
long lanky farmer is running far1-
0nSlv. 800
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ALAS su11nroNs.
STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA:
To the sheriff OF Harrison Cou

STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA:
To the sheriff OF Harrison County.
Greeting:
You are hereby commanded. as we
have heretofore commanded you. TO sum
mon Flora Martin to appear before the
County at the Clerks Office OF our satd
Court. at rules TO be held therein for
said Court on the first MONDAY In July
next, to answer a bill In chaacery
aSainst her in our said Court by John
WITNESS. T. Wade Conman, Clerk Of
said Court. at the Court House OF the
said county. this It'll day Of June. 1915.
and IN the J2f1d year OF the State.
]. WADE coFFAiAN.
Clerk
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-23

/ steeJ ship viii carry about zoii
nor cant more freight than Of the
same Size made Of IRON
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-23

=
prettt girls Miss CaInne
who for several seasons past nave e
month Miss Hunter became
the bride of Francis June On June
Booth lieutenant IN the onaSeo
navy
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-23

Tn the Bible. Old and New Tesla
n,en4s there are 3.586.473 Letters,
1858 words. 31,373 verses. 1.lSS
chapters and Sc books
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-23

:. Counsel foE Piaintir.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-23

n W. WILLIAMS: 5
Counsel Tor Plasntin
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-23

Somewhere on the plains OF Arl-
iona wittout pause, without rest. a
long lanky farmer IS running fura-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-23

Ohm lLARTIN-
Counsel for
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-23
sso%5cE TO EAM DEPosITIoss-

STUART & HAMMoND. Clerk.
Counsel for Piafntfn.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-02-20
'cLEANSES YOUR HAIR
MAKES IT BEAUTIFUL
n becomes Thick, wary, lnStroHs and
all dandruff disappears-Halr
steps coming ont

Surely Try o Danderfne Hair
Cleanse. n You wish TO Immediately
double the beauty Of your hair. Just
moisten cloth with Danderine and
draw 1t carefully through your hair,
taking one small strand at time. this
will cleanse the hair OF dust. dirt or
any excessive oil-in q few moments
you viii be amazed. Your hair viii
be wayy, fluffy and abundant and pos
sess an Incompatible softness, lustre
and Iuxurfance.
Besides identifying the hair. one ap-
plication OF Danderine dissolves every
particle OF Dandruff; inyigorates the
scalp. stopping itching and falling
hair.
Danderine is to the hair what fresh
showers OF rain and sunshine are to
vegetation. II goes right to the roots,
invigorates and strengthens them. Its
exhilarating. stimulating and Iifepro-
ducing properties cause the hair to
grow abundantly long. strong and
beautiful.
You can surely have pretty. soft,
lustrous hair, and lots of it, IL you
will just get a IS cent bottle Of
KnowIton,s Danderine from any drug
store or toilet counter and try it ~
directed. advertisement
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-02-20
ARMY LEGISLATION NOT LIKELY
DURNGIHE PRESENT SESSION

That army legislation win probably
be along the lines laid down by the
general stan In its plan of 1912 for a
Reorganization Of the mobile army Is
the Information that comes from
Washington. This plan calls for six
regiments Of infantry for Oahu, only
three Of which are now stationed here.
The following circular issued by the
Infantry Association is OF consider.
able interest:
February 8. 1916.
Dear Sir:
Conditions affecting military legisla-
ton have not materially changed since
our last circular to regimental repre-
sentatiyes The army appropriation
bill passed the house with no impor-
tant amendments affecting the infan-
try. except that relating to the cap
tains Of the Porto Rico regiments,
whom II is proposed to incorporate
into the lineal list Of infantry captains
according 10 length OF service. As
passed, the promotion OF each Of these
captains would block promotion In
the infantry when his turn came for
prcmotion-t the grade of major. At
tention has been called to this. and
the matter viii be given careful con-
sideration IN the military committee
Of the senate. where the amendment
win probably be further amended.
The coast artillery bili seems to
have but little chance Of passing. Con-
ditions seem TO be growing more and
rS1rro IN ~ 1><<a HE A.. o.frt = ,,.rf l<cfcI6
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-02-20
R00f garden
THIS evening

For this Saturday evening she
of the Alexander Young
hotel has issued tickets of admission
20 the roof garden and no one not
holding such a ticket VII be admit
ted between Z and 9 o'clock After 8
o'clock the roof garden viii be open
to the public as usual Professor Carl
Miltner's orchestra viii give con-
cert beginning at 8 O'Clock and ending;
at II 40 Adv.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-02-20
PENNSYLVANIA
TIRES DROP
in PRICE

The Royal Hawaiian Garage, local
agents for the. celebrated Pennsylya-
MIA tires. announce q marked reduction
In the prices Of these well-known
tires. As Manager Wells puts it:
we have the tires and the prices are
right. ADV.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-02-20

would very materially assist in getting
It before the public. The cost is only
q dollar q copy. We are sales agents
and viii be glad to mail a copy 10.
anyone indicated
Very truly yours,
w. p. EVANS,
Col, u. s. A. Reid, Secretary.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-02-20

A small alligator arrived at Port
land. Ore, by parcel post. having
made the trip under Uncle SANS
care all the way from New Orleans.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-02-20

John j. Moran was nominated by
the Pres.d as postmaster at South
ington yesterday. The Office carries a
salary OF $500.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-02-20
AGED GOVERNOR OF
UTAH PASSES AWAY

NEW YORK, Il. Y. Feb. 20 Frank |
Fuller. the war governcr of Usah, |
died here yesterday. aged SIS Years. !.
Governor Fuller was 4 personal friend
Of Abraham Lincoln and of Mark
Twain /
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-01-29

ris was marked by what is known as
the grasshopper years" in Mime
sofa history. About that time grass
hoppers came in swarms so thick that
in places the swarms completely OBJ
scured the sun. They fell upon the
farmers crops and devoured every
green thing in sight. Famine and
panic stared the settlers in the face
and many of them pulled up stakes
and left the state. Others more for
tuaate secured financial assistance and
remained to harvest good crops and
prosper. DIR. Hulburd found the
country around Morris very thinly set
tied and those who were here we're al
most on the verge of poverty. He
had faith in the future and whenever
there was distress and illness he un-
hesitatingly responded. Many of
those who were here then are still
with us and they have vivid recollec-
tons of the hardships incidental to the
settling up of Stevens county.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-01-29

when a aspeaker takes his seat, as he
no doubt will leave room for many
questions TO which there should be an
answer There is no man who knows
all about farming and no one man can
meet all of the problems successfully.
There is way of taking up these
problems and that IS by discussing
them and by telling experiences that
have lead to success.
The Farmers Institute and Short
Course is the place to let these ex-
periences be known and be acted upon
by others who have not been so sue
cessful in that particular feature of
their farming operations.
Institutes to be held are at,
Chokio. Feb. 1913.
Alberta. Feb. 1925.
Donnelly. Feb 26-27.
Hancock, Mar. So.
The Short Course will be held at
the School of Agriculture Morris,
Feb. Is to 20 inclusive.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-01-29
George Diedrich Married
Stevens County Farmer Weds
Miss Clara Matz at Waseca
on Jan. 12th.1

Mr.. George Diedrich. one cf the
well known and progressive farmers
of Darnen township. was married to
Miss Clara Matz, at Waseca. on Jan.
18th. His many friends here extend
cordial welcome and best wishes
to himself and bride on their return
from an extended wedding trip. The
following account of the wedding ap-
peared in the Waseca Herald
Avery interesting wedding occurred
Tuesday morning at the Catholic
church. Father Treanor officiating,
when Miss Clara Matz, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Matz of this
city, became the bride of George
Diedrich of Morris. Lohengrin's we'd
ding march was played by Miss Mayme
Volz of Faribault, cousin of the
bride. Miss Irene Kelley sang &c
SalutarisY and N. Brown of Hum.
lphse5 Jehssska, sang IN "ARe
Maria" during the mass.
z The bride was becomingly attirec
ina tailored suit of Russian greer
broadcloth and hat Of the same color
Her sister, Miss Cecilia. as brides
maid, wore navy blue broadcloth sui
and a hat to match The groom wa:
attended by his brother. Matt Diedrick
of Norris
Following the ceremony wedding
dinner was served to 35 guests at th'
brides home. which was prettily de-
corated for theyoccasion in smilax ant
cut flowers, the. color scheme beins
green and white. Mr.. and Mrs
Diedrich left on the afternoon train
They will be at. home on the groom
farm near Morris after March 1st
Both the bride and groom are de
servedly popular young people, ant
q host of friends extend best wishe
to them for long and prosperou
life.
/ The out of town guests at tn
wedding were: Mr.. and Mrs. job
Diedrich and son, Matt, of Morris
| Mrs. Kasper Kramer of Mapleton
Miss Mayme Volz. of Faribault, an
N. Brown of Humphrey, Nebraska
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-01-29

Morris will soon add another to its
long list of hustling land firms. James
e. Carlson, from Springfield, Mimi. i,
was here last week looking over the
field and was so impressed with the
opportunities here that he decided to
remove here He returned to Spring
field to close up business matters there
but expects to be here next week to
begin operations. Mr.. Carlson is OF
the type of the clean-cut business man
and bears an excellent reputation fol
square dealing and hustIing from thuse
with whom he has been associated al
Springfield.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-01-29
Special Train Service

The Northern Pacific will give spe-
cial train service to Glenwood next
Thursday for the benefit of those who
wish to see the great Ski Tournament.
The passenger leaving Morris at Z :25
will carry extra coaches and the reg
ular freight will carry coaches and
will not leave Morris until 1000 a.
m. Returning, the train will be held
at Glenwood until 6 80 for psopie re-
turning to Morris. in order that all
may see the fnal thrilling acts of the
tournament.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-01-29
STORK WINS OVER
DEATH PAST YEAR
7HVITALITY REPORT SHOWS
GIRLS IN MAJORITY
Heaviest Death Toll Among Per-
sons Past Fifty Years of Age
Accident and Typhoid Missing
from List

Vitality statistics compiled by Dr..
IN. L. Hulburd. city health officer,
show that tie stork beat the Grim
Reaper in Morris during 1914. Fifty
five births are recorded and only
fifteen deaths. The girls outnumberd
the boys with a score of thirty to
twenty-five. 'All were fine looking
specimens and all except one of them
are alive today SO far as known.
. OF the fifteen persons who died all
3 succumbed to natural diseases. Con-
sumption carried away 2, pneumonia
2, apoplexy 2, kidney troubles 2. and
diphtheria, cancer. diabetes, heart
failure, chronic rheumatism and SEN
ility each claimed one victim. There
were no accidents and no fatality
from typhoid fever which for many
years held uninterrupted sway. One
was less than year old. One was four
wears, one l, and one was 3. All the
rest were past fifty years. Two were
past seventy and two past eighty.
>.Their combined ages reached a total
of 785 years, thus making the aver
age age at which they died fifty-two
years and few months.
DR.. Hulburd is under the impress
sion that the vitality records for
the past year show up to better ad'
vantage than for any other year dur
ing his long stay in Morris. He
came here in the fall of 1877, aRo
has practised mediciue here ever
since. He arrived here from Min
neapollis with a horse and buggy
and the trip required several days.
Upon his arrival here he found the
town had about 500 population with
only one doctor. This was DR.. Heenar
who was later appointed by President
Cleveland to a diplomatic cost iE
Odessa, Russia. Heenan died some
wears ago in Poland. Morris was the
county seat Of territory comprising
Big Stone, Stevens and Traverse
counties. THE Central school building
was then used as a court house. The
city schools consisted Of one room. ane
< one teacher was employed. The
( school taxes were next to nothing com
pared with present day figures. Still
there were those who believed tn'
school taxes had reached the high
water mark, and they kicked.
The arrival of DR.. Hulburd in Nor
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-01-29

A sleeve from a knitted underskirt
found nicely worked into big crock
of better sold at Pine River grocery
store calls for the solution of mys-
terry. The grocer is trying to figure
out whether the woman did her charm
ing in wash machine or did her
washing in a churn. Morris grocery
men have never bad such problem on
their hands but they have found
sticks, stones and t"ilow concealed in
some of the butter they bought.