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The Spectator., 1915-02-09
'CALOMEL S|CKENS! II SAL|vATES!
 DON'T STAY BILIOUS, C0NST|PATED
Guarantee "Dodsons Liver Tone Will Give You the Best Liver and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Dont Lose Days Wor

Calomel makes you sick; you lose a days work. Calomel is quicksilver and 1t salivates; calomel injures your liver.
 If you are bilious, feel lazy, sluggish and all knocked out, If your bowels are constipated and your head aches or stomach is sour, just take spoon full of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone instead of using sickening. salivating calomel Dodsons Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You'll know 1t next morning because you will wake up feeling fine, your liver will be work ing, your headache and dizziness gone, your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular. You will feel like working You'll be cheerful; full of vigor and ambition.
 Your druggist or dealer sells you a 50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
HIS PRESENTS ALL PAID FOR
But Mir. Jones Was Not Quite the Model Citizen the Statement
 Seemed to Make Out.

Referring to the promptness of some people in settling their accounts. Sena- tor William Alden Smith of Michigan recalled little incident about a party named Jones.
 A few days before Christmas MT. Jones was talking with his neighbor Brown, when the subject of inter- changing presents entered into the conversation.
 Do you mean to say declared Brown in response to a statement made by Jones, that all of your Christmas presents are paid for?'
 Why, yes.' was the easy rejoinder of Jones. T settled for the last of them yesterday"
 You are nothing short of a won- der!" enviously returned Brown. T haven't even begun to buy mine yet"
 Neither have l. answered Jones, with look of enlightenment 'I was referring to last Christmas. Pitts burgh Chronicle-Telegraph
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

housework or attend to my Dapy was soweak. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound did me world of good, and now l am strong and healthy, can do my work and tend my baby. l advise all suffering women to take it and get we'll as I did. Mrs. FANNIE COOPER, RED, Bridgeton, N.J.
 Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com- pound, made from native roots and herbs, contains no narcotic or harmful drugs, and to-day holds the record of being the most successful remedy for female ills we know of, and thousands of voluntary testimonials on file in the Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass. seem to prove this fact.
 For thirty years it has been the stand ard remedy for female ills, and has re- stored the health of thousands of women who have been troubled with such ail- ments as displacements, inflammation, alteration, tumors, irregularities, etc.
 If you want special advice write to Lydia E. Pinkham Med- icine Co.,, confidential Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman and held in strict confidence.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
ASHAMED OF HER
 BAD COMPLEXION

Many nice, and otherwise attrac- tive, girl is social failure because of her poor complexion. If you, too. are embarrassed by pimply, blotchy. un- slightly skin. resinol will probably clear it. Just try resinol soap and resinol ointment regularly for week and see if they do not make blessed differ ence in your skin. Sold by all drug gists. Prescribed by doctors for 20 years for most skin troubles. Adv.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

under my personal guarantee that it will clean your sluggish liver better than nasty calomel; 1t won't make you sick and you can eat anything you want without being salivated. Your druggist guarantees that each spoonful will start your liver, clean your bowels and straighten you up by morning or you can have your money back. Chil- dren gladly take Dodson's Liver Tone because 1t is pleasant tasting and doesn't gripe or cramp or make them sick.
 I am selling millions of bottles of Dodson's Liver Tone to people who have found that this pleasant, vege- table, liver medicine takes the place of dangerous calomel. Buy one bottle on my sound, reliable guarantee. Ask your druggist or storekeeper about me.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
STOMACH MISERY GAS, INDIGESTION "Pape's Diapepsin" fixes sick, sour, gassy stomachs in
 five minutes.

Time it! Tn five minutes all stomach distress will go. No indigestion. heart burn. sourness or belching of gas, acid. or eructations of undigested food. no dizziness. bloating. or foul breath.
 Papes Diapepsin is noted for it's speed in regulating upset stomachs. It is the surest. quickest and most cer- tain indigestion remedy in the whole world, and besides 1t Is harmless.
 Please for your sake. get a large flfty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any store and put your stomach right. Don't keep on being miserable life Is too short-you are not here long. so make your stay agreeable. Eat what you like and digest it; en. joy 1t without dread of rebellion in the stomach.
 Pape's Diapepsin belongs in your home anyway. Should one of the fam fly eat something which don't agree with them. or in case of an attack of indigestion. dyspepsia. gastritis or stomach Arrangement at daytime or during the night. it is handy to give the quickest relief known. Adv.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
Prudent Woman.

T thought you said we were going to share everything equally after we got married" said tbe husband of a rich woman.
 That was merely your own sugges- tion," she answered calmly. T have decided to retain the balance of power until I find out what division you are going to make of love and affection"
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
Obedient Tommy.

Now, Thomas" said the teacher. se. verely, how many times must l tell you not to snap your fingers? Put your hand down and presently I'll hear from you"
 Five minutes later she said: Now, then, Thomas, what was it you want ed to say?"
 There was a man in the entry a while ago." said Thomas serenely and he went out with your new silk umbrella. New York American.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
Breaking 1t Gently.

\ Maid-Thieves got into a house in this street last night and stole all the silver.
 Mistress-What stupid people to leave doors unlocked. Whose house was 1t?
 Maid-It was at number T.
 Mistress-Why, that is our house!
 Maid-Yes. maam, but I did not want to frighten you
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
Beuinninq the Day.

Oh. God, give me freedom. Loose me from the shackles of fear and hate and all sin Break my cage and lead me out. Let me feel the wings which have dreamed about. Tame the heights for me. Give my soul it's proper air. Show me the fullness and the far reaches of life. In Christs name Amen-H NJ E..
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
Probably Not.

This scientific article says that chocolate is great for relieving fa- tigue," commented Mir. Wohmaat
 Tt ought to be fine for the soldiers in Europe" suggested his wife, but suppose the poor fellows can't always mobilize where there is a soda foun- tain
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
Breaking 1t Automatically.

Little Girl Gin disgrace to mother, as she enters nursery)-Do you love me, mummy?
 Mother-Yes, darling.
 Little Girl-Do you love me very much?
 Mother-Of course, darling.
 Little Girl-Well, I've frown my pud- den under the table
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
Seems So.

Mir. Bacon-l understand it requires about fifteen days for the human body to recover from the loss of two con- secutive nights sleep.
 Mrs. Bacon-And don't you suppose those fiendish cats in the back yard know that?
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
Attitude of the Believer.

feel that goodness, and truth, and righteousness are realities, eternal realities and that they cannot be ab stractions. or vapors floating in spir itual atmosphere, but that they neces- sarily imply living. personal will, a good, loving, righteous God, in whose hands we are perfectly safe, and who Is guiding us by unfailing wisdom- Thomas Erskine.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
Prosperous Appearance.

Some men live for their stomachs'
 That's true but the man with an unusually large abdomen has a pros porous look withal. and if he can drape a heavy watch chain across it the illu- sion is complete"
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
Knew the Ropes.

Bacon-You can depend on him. Egbert-Are you sure?
 "Oh. positively. He knows all the ropes"
 How do you know
 Because he worked for long time in one of those factories where they make cheap cigars"
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
Put lt Up to Father.

"I'm going to thrash you soundly, said Mir. Washington to little George.
 Do as you please" responded the infant father of his prospective coun- try. but If you do the American people will never forgive you"
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
Easily MisIed.

I'm afraid Jobson hasn't much or a vocabulary"
 "No."
 If you should happen to speak or bas relief he'd probably think you were referring to something in the na- ture of a highball,'
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
For She Liked Them.

Patience-According to two English scientists, the sense of smell in man. because of the practice of kissing, IS gradually being destroyed.
 Patrice-Good, Do you suppose the time is coming when the boys won notice the onions?
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
Quite Probable.

Teacher-The passive verb, Johnny, expresses the nature of receiving an action. For instance, Johnny is spanked" Now tell me what does Johnny do?
 Student with imagination)-John- ny hollers.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
THIS WOMAN'S
 SICKNESS
Quickly .'ielded To Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
 Compound.
Bridgeton, NH want to thank you , thousand times for the wonderful

good Lydia E. Fink hams V ege table
 Compound has done for me. I suffered very much from .
 female trouble. I had bearing down pains, was irregular and at times could hardly walk across the room. l was
 unable to do my
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
A Sacrifice Hit.

She-Would you leave your home for me-
 Held leave baseball game in the ninth inning with the score tie.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
COLDS & LaGRIPPE

or doses 666 will break any case of Chills & Fever. Colds & LaGrippe; it acts on the liver better than Calo- mel and does not gripe or sicken. Price 25c-Adv.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
Almond the Elite.

Then they never have a family jar?"
 They occasionally have what might be termed a family jardiniere. AS aris- tocratic people they only quarrel in a very refined way"
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
A Press Aoent.

Mask-Who is that fellow coming out of your room with suit?
 Wig-That's my press agent.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
A Limited IourneN

Ed-He seems to be wandering i his mind
 Fred-Well, he cant stray far.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
A College Education.

'Is your boy learning much at col lege?"
 No, but I am. m."-Indianapolis Star.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

Most particular women use Red Cros1 Ball Blue. American made. Sure to please At all good grocers. Adv.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
A Bridal Tour.

'I want to go abroad the worst way!' exclaimed the young thing. Then you should marry. l know of no worse way"
 Saying which, the older thing smiled harshly
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

Every time a man looks into a mil TOT he imagines he sees the reflection of hero.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

It is easy for a shiftless man to tell what wonderful things he would do if he only had a million plunks.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

People cause no surprise by saying they enjoy good health. Why shouldn't they?
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

A female cynic is one who declares that all men are alike.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

A wise woman refuses to ask her husband to accompany her to church of he talks fin his sleep.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

Most men wouldn't do thing if they didn't need the coin.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

Wise is the chap who uses his stumbling blocks as stepping stones to success
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

The heart of a pretty girl may be as chilly as a dogs nose.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
So Re Got Wet.

Mother-Why didn't you run for home when you heard that a shower was coming up?
 Willie-'Cause knew wouldn't get wet unless 1t came down.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

Some men are healthy because no self-respecting germ would go near them
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

You never can tell Many a man who writes pretty punk love letters makes a mighty good husband.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

Fortunate is the man who really de serves his own good opinion of him. self.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

A girls idea of a ringleader is the first man to come along with a soli- taire.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

The best way to get out of tight place is to sober up.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

Success often comes to a man be, cause he has forgotten that he might fail.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

Monuments to men really great are
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

Always use Red Cross Ball Blue. Delights the laundress. At all good grocers. Adv.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
A Ilp.

How can I keep my hair from fall. ing out?"
 Don't do anything that annoys 1t. "
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

Great thoughts seldom come in very big packages.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09
in,norfan4 4o Nathan.

TIrIPOT tO tWOT1V0I6
 Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it Signature of &<HgIzx In Use For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletchers Castoria
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

He is a poor sign painter who is un- able to make a name for himself.
The Spectator., 1915-02-09

WANTED to hear frow owner of good farm price, North Basasss Ass.ey
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-01-28
OF LADY
SHIPPED HOME
MRS. JULIA M. CHASE, AGED 70
YEARS, CAME HERE FOR HER
HEALTH AND EXPIRED AFTER
BUT A FEW DAYS RESIDENCE.

Accompanied by her srief-strici1en
husband. the remains Of the late Mrs.
Julia NJ. Chase, who died here late
Tuesday night, were last night shipped
to her old home at Covert, Mich, where
a saddened family awaits the return
of the father and q casket containing
the remains of beloved mother Mrs
Chase, who was rs years of age.
reached here some time since, and, in
order to enjoy the climate to its fullest
secured rooms on the bay shore. The
aged lady's health, however, never re-
turned, and, instead, she continued to
grow worse and the fIickering spark
of life went out in the presence of the
husband and newly formed friends in
the south, in the room she occupied
since arrival here.
The body was prepared for shipment
to the Michigan home by Undertaken
Pou, and the features of the beloved
lady appeared as If she slept, as the
remains lay silently in the rich caslket.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-01-28
Of AGED
GREEK CITIZEN
GEORGE PATARAkis, BETTER
KNOWN AS GEORGE FATTY, Elk
PRED AT HOME OF FRIEND AND
couNTRYMAN - FUNERAL TO-
DAY.

George Patarakis, better known as
George Fatty, who has been in this
city for more than forty years, and
who was among the best-known of the
Greek citizens, expired yesterday, after
an Illness covering a long period. The
remains will be inferred today. The
funeral will take place from the home
Of Nick Colegero, on Romano street
near Coyle, at o'clock this afternoon.
the services to be conducted at the
Greek church, corner of Wright and
Reus streets. Interment at st. Mich
ael's cemetery
This aged Greek has spent about
two-sccre years in Pensacola and for
many years conducted "a fruit store
on West Main and later on South
Palafox street. He was IS years of
age, and was possibly the oldest of his
countrymen in this city He was a
naturalized American citizen, and in
all elections did his duty as voter by
going to the polls.
His funeral today will likely be at
tended BY the greater number Of the
Greek contingent, as we'll as many
Of the old mans American friends
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-01-28
CHARGED WITH
SELLING BOOZE
sHERlFF's OFFICE MADE RAID ON
PLACE WHICH THEY CLAIMED
WAS LONG UNDER SUSPICION.
EXPECTING ONE ARREST.

Mary Byrd, white, conducting a res
aurant In the "700'' block on South
'alafox street, was arrested yesterday
at 11:50 a. m. O'Clock, charged with
carrying on the business of a retail
liquor dealer without first having paid
FOR and obtaining the license as re-
1uired by law. She is also charged
with selling liquor on Sunday.
Presented before Justice w. L. john
son. she made bond without trouble in
the sum of $3.50 and was allowed to
leave the county building forthwith.
The entire transaction did not take NJ
more than thirty minutes Of time.
The sheriff's office conducted ttlis
raid, Deputies Hoffman and Byrd, of
the sheriffs force, going Into the place,
it was alleged, and taking possession
Of all the liquors in stock. 1t was al
legged that two casks OF beer and a tub
filed with bottled beer held at the
county Jail, were all obtained at the
woman's place of business.
The hearing was set for Wednesday
Of next week and of course it viii take
place before Judge W. L. Johnson,
from whose office the warrant was is
sued
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-01-28
7 WO F|REMEN
ARE SUSPENDED
MEssRs. LEE AND sENNoTT, OF
THE WEST HILL TRUCK HOUSE,
WERE SERVED WITH ORDER OF
SUSPENSION DURING DAY.

Messrs, Sennott and Lee, members
of the fire department and on duty
at the West Hill truck house, were
suspended from duty yesterday by AS
sistant Chief Riera, on charges which
were not made public, but which were
said to have beer unbecoming con-
duct.
Fire and Police Commissioner Pou
was not in the city yesterday afternoon
but the assistant chief reported his ac-
ton in the premises to Mayor Green
nut. The men will stand suspended
until the charges which will be filed
against them can be probed, and 1t Is
possible that each of the men will ask
that the allegations be investigated by
the commissioners. This may feature
the meeting next Monday afternoon.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-01-28
The Republican Attack
Upon President Wilson.

The republican minority in both
houses Of congress seems to have
adopted policy OF unwarrantcd and
wholly reprehensiblc vinlication Of
President Wilson. and the country is
being treated to almost daily fights
OF ldiocy in the attempt OF republican
leaders TO muddy the legislative
waters by fractional mud-slinging. The
NEST digninod body on EARTH" the
United States senate. has been the
scene OF personal diatribes that dis
grace The national capitai and the
republicans Of the house OF repre-
sentatlveS. with apelike imitativeness.
have followed tho lead
Representative Mann leader Of the
minority ~ tlie house, Is the latest
70 allow tae mpotent rage ongeu-
aercd by the weakness OF the republi
cans to SET The better. of his good
judgement ard feisness and, on the
iioor OF the house, las seen fit 10
charge that President Wilson was
using All Ills energies to build up a
political machine in order % secure
denominations
Representative Mann is In the class
with Senator Lodge, and both have
amply demonstrated their inntness %
represent anybody, much less the sup
posedly Intelligent body Of voters BY
whom they have been chosen for seats
in the council Of the nation. They
nre not statesmen in any sense of
the word, neither have they the right
to DO called gentlemen II recent ex
hibitions have been correctly reported
The president OF this nation IL en-
titled. first Of all, to respect. he has
the respect Of the people and 1t is.
unfortunate. to say The least, that
some Of the representatives of tie
people have so far FORGOTTEN them
selves as to degenerate into political
blatherslxites for whom the whole
country must feel the most supreme
disgust We hear a whole lot OF talk
about the rules OF congress, but there
must De deficiency therein. Com
gress needs a rule OF decency. risidly
enforced
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-01-28
THE PHOTOGRAPHIC
OFFICE NOTIFIED

complete report OF the alleged
absence of lights along the Mexican
coast was yesterday forwarded to the
U. S. photographic Office, Washing
ton, the said report having been
framed by Bruce S. Weeks, deputy
collector of customs, upon informa-
ton furnished by Captain I. H. All
ken. who received the same from Jose
Costa, keeper of one OF the lights on
the said coast, who is in the city for
the purpose OF fling report on the
absence and need of lights.
Local shipping interests are much
affected by the lack of the beacons
on the coast of Mexico, and It was
urgent that the report upon the situa-
ton be sent off as soon as possible
so that the conditions could be reme-
died.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-01-28
CITY TAX COLLEC-
TORS PERSONAL
TAX NOTICE.

Notice IS hereby given
that the Tax Assessment
books of the City of Pensar
cola are now open in my Of
flee for the payment of taxes
for the year 1914, and that
all taxes on personal prop
erty remaining unpaid, 90
days after the date of this
notice, will be enforced BY
levy and sale as provided by
law.
Dated this 23rd day OF
January, A. D. 1915.
]. c. WHITING,
Tax Collector, City of
Pensacola.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-01-28
# BACKACHY OR
KIDNEYS BOTHER
Eat less meat and take . glass Of
Salts to flush out Kidneys-
Drink plenty water.

Uric acid in meat excites the kid
neys, they become overworked: get
sluggish, ache, and feel like Jumps of
lead. The urine becomes cloudy; the
bladder Is irritated, and you may be
obliged toysseek relief two or three
times during the night. When the
kidneys clog you must help them flush
off the body's urinous waste or you'll
be real sick person shortly. At
first you feel a dull misery in the
kidney region, you suffer from back
ache. sick headache, dizziness. stom-
ach gets sour, tongue coated and you
feel rheumatic twinges when the
weather is bad
Eat less meat, drink lots OF water;
also get from any pharmacist four
ounces Of Jad salts; take a table,
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your
kidneys win then act fine. This ia
nous salts is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon Juice. combined
with lithia, and has been used for
generations TO clean clogged kidneys
and stimulate them TO normal activ-
ity, also to neutralize the acids in
urine. so it no longer is source OF
Irritation, thus ending bladder weak
ness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive, cannot In
jure; makes delightful effervescent
lithia- water drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active. Druggists
here say they sell lots of Jad Salts
to folks who believe In overcoming
kidney trouble while it is only trouble.
(Adv.)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-01-28
LITTLE P|MPLES ON
CH|LD'S HEAD
ltched So Badly Could Not Rest.
Covered Whole Top Of Head. Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment Healed.

Cottage Grove, Tenn" When my little
boys trouble began his head itched and
then broke out in little pimples and itched
SO badly that he could not rest: he could not
sleep at night. We cut bis hair just as close
as we could. The eruption covered the
whole top Of his head.
We tried different treatments but found
no relief until we got Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. would wash his head with the
Cuticura Soap and then use the Cuticura
Ointment. could tell that IL was getting
better from just few applications. Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment healed his head. :"
(signed Mrs. Athley Riley. Nov. 8. 1914.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-01-28
Sweaty, CaIloused Feet
or Corns.

Ali what relief. No more tired feet;
no more burning feet: no more swol-
len, bad smelling, sweaty feet. No
more soreness in corns, callouses, bum
ions.
No matter what ails your feet or
what under the sun you've tried with
out getting relief just use 'fTIZ. =
"TIZ'' is the only remedy that draws
out all the poisonous exudations which
pun up the feet. .TIz" cures your
foot trouble so you'll never limp or
draw up your face In pain. Your
shoes won't seem tight and your feet
will never, never hurt or get sore
and swollen. Think OF 1t, no more
foot misery. no more agony from
corns, callouses or bunions.
Get % cent box at any drug store
or department store and get instant
relief. Wear smaller shoes. Just once
try "TIZ" Get. whole years foot
comfort exr only IS cents ghink Of