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The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

straighten you right up and make you
feel fine and vigorous by morning /
want you to go back to the store and
get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone
is destroying the sale of calomel be-
cause it is real liver medicine; entire
ly vegetable, therefore it cannot sail.
vate or make you sick.
| guarantee that one spoonful of
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver TO work and clean your
bowels of that sour bile and consti-
pated waste which is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable.
| guarantee that bottle of Dodsons
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam
lily feeling fine for months. Give IL TO
your children. 1t is harmless; doesn't
grippe and they like its pleasant taste.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
TROUBLES OF EARLY POET
His Brainwork Lost, What Was There
to Do But Proceed to lnVen-
ton of Paper?

My dear" said the Cave Man Poet.
appearing in the doorway of their
dwelling chisel and mallet in hand,
Did you see that page of my
poem on Spring | was cutting for
the Yearly Neolith yesterday? | cant
find it anywhere in the quarry"
His wife nodded
''Yeh. she replied ENORMOUSLY, and
don't care-you ought to be out hunt
ing grub with the rest of the men. /
bounced it off that old pterodactyl,s
bean yesterday, When he was snoop-
ing around here trying to get couple
of the children
And did it.
Yes, it tore in two and plopped into
the lake :
Whereupon the Cave Man threw VI
both hands in despair and proceeded
to invent paper.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
Ruuinn Youno Stock.

If young stock is bought instead OF
Matched, it should be purchased early
in the season. For all-round pur-
poses. the eulls from some reliable
breeder of fancy stock often make an
excellent start-because such culls
will be pure breds capable of high de
velopment but thrown out because of
a wry tail or some point which in no
way affects the health. vitality. or
productiveness though it makes the
birds ineligible to compete in exhibit
tons
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
FEEDING Cattle for Gain

When cattle are put on :. heavy
feed of grain they will make good
gains for awhile, and then seem to
come to standstill making little or
no Improvement The chances are
also that a number will get off their
feed and lose in weight and thrifty
appearance The point e be deter
mined is not The amount of lain that
we can get an animal to consume. but
the amount he is able to digest and
assimilate.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
MAKES LIVING WORTH WHILE
Government Expert Believes Country
Should Have Its Community Cen
ter-lts Advantages.

DR. 7. y. Carver. adviser in rural
economics to our government, has
written on THE Organization of
Rural Community" He believes that
as the city has its Chamber of Com
meree, the country should have its
community center Moreover. in the
country each member of the organiza-
tor. should work ON some committee.
Doctor Carver groups the needs of
the country into business needs" and
social needs. Under the business
group We have first, better farm pro
duction. This is to be looked after by
a committee whose business 1t IS to
standardize or grade the production of
the community Second, he advises
better marketing facilities and says
four steps must precede the selling of
production These are Improvement
of product, standardization, branding
and education of the consumer.
The third business need is the Sc
curing of farm supplies. This section
.. the pamphlet discusses all kinds of
cooperative buying, and the weak and
strong points of the country store.
The fourth need is better credit facili.
ties This demands group of men
who will study farm accounts, insur-
ance and means of credit. The fifth
and last is better means of communi-
cation. notably better roads and tele-
phones
After building his economic foun-
dation. Doctor Carver emphasizes the
things that make living worth while,
or the social needs" of the country
These are better education, better
sanitation, Identification of the ceun
tryside and better home economies
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
RESINOL CERTAINLY
DOES HEAL ECZEMA,

In the past twenty years, literally
thousands of physicians have written
to tell us how successful the resinol
treatment is for eczema and similar
skin troubles. The first use of resinol
ointment and resinol soap usually
stops the itching and burning, and
they soon clear away all trace of the
eruption. No other treatment for the
skin now before the public can show
such record of professional approval.
Sold by all druggists.-Adv
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
GOT THE MESSAGE TWISTED
Jenkins Believed in Brevity, and All
That Kind of Thing, But He Had
Sad Awakening.

jenkins wife was away on visit.
Now. Jenkins was very busy man.
He believed not in lengthy communi-
cations. In letter-writing. brevity
was the synonym of excellence.
He loved his wife devotedly, enjoyed
hearing from her often, and always
devoured her brief letters with the
keen appetite of an enthusiastic lover.
But to wade through long. drawn.
out letter of 16 pages was to him an
utter waste of time and eyesight
So one day his heart danced with
delight at the receipt of the follow
ing from her Ca perfect gem of thing
so short and sweet-so to the
point:
M. d. l..
b. S. d. (. t H. a. n. o. t. w m. f.
MARY"
He read it:
Il barely sleep, dearest, for think
ing night after night of thee. With
much faith, MARY.
He should have read it thus:
Money down low l bought silk
dress for thirty-nine at Newburg's on
tick. Wire me fifty. MARY"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
PREMATURE BADNESS
Due to Oandruff and Ir ,tation, Pre-
vented by Cuticura.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
ointment to soothe and heal. Daily
shampoos with Cuticura Soap and
occasional applications of Cuticura
ointment gently rubbed into the
scalp skin will do much to promote
hair-growing conditions.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sald everywhere.-Adv.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
The Grinding.

Real love wears, endures and, like
an oak, grows stronger with the years,
more firmly rooted by every struggle
with opposing conditions, every wealth
cred storm. One of our great com
posers made the hand organ the test
of the popularity Of each of his new
musical creations will it grind ?"
was his earnest and wistful question.
The love worth while is the love that
will grind, that has in it such real
music that all the monotony and grind
of married life cannot kill its sweet
ness, it's inspiration, its melody and
harmony.-Little Problems of Married
I ifa
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
Knew What He'd Do.

A British officer inspecting sentries
guarding the line in Flanders came
across a raw-looking yeoman.
What are you here for?" he asked
ITO report anything unusual, sir
What would you call unusual?"
81 dunno exactly, sir
What would you do if you saw five
battleships steaming across that field
yonder?"
Sign the pledge, sir."-Boston Eve
ming Transcript.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
Feeding Becomes Science

The feeding of fowls has become as
much a science as has the feeding of
dairy cattle. Poultrymen have bal
anced rations for their fowls. They
feed especially for egg production.
growth and fattening purposes The
farmer too often feeds for convenience
and relies on corn to produce all the
above requirements. hence tn poor
results on many farms Variety is the
spice of life in the poultry yard as well
as with humans
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
Value of Pure Seed,

Seed of high termination is desir.
able. but clean seed free from disease
spores is of far more importance The
losses from smut in grains are al.
WAYS a factor affecting profits The
losses from scab in potatoes cannot be
figured from one years returns, for
this disease. after being introduced
NAV flourish in the soils for years. liv.
ing on the roots of other plants 1t
NAYS big returns to treat farm seeds.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
Willing to Please.

Now, you, as superintendent of a
school, object to this saloon and dance
hall?'
4 do
And why do you object?"
On account of the establishments
proximity"
Well. if they agree tc cut that out
every night at eleven o'clock, will that
satisfy you?f
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
Some Uprising.

Tim-My wife and have had a
quarrel. You know, she is getting
frightfully stout and last night | told
her she looked like an inflated bal
loon.
Jim-Well. you can hardly blame
her for going up in the air-Judge.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
Most INVITING Field

The man with clear cut conviction
of lust what he wants and is willing
TO STAY with the business until he has
completed something. will find the
breeding of registered dairy cattle a
most inviting field.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
Raisinn Pork in South,

Pasture alone will not produce the
best pork, but the South can raise all
the corn that is necessary TO go with
it-a fact which the farmers of that
section are finding out but all too
slowly.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
The Kind

so they have cleared the water
Of mines z miles for the warships'
advance in Turkish waters? %
Yes, so | hear,
Gould that be called a sweeping
vietory?"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
Matter CT Sex.

This is one of the spiciest books
ever read, remarked the hardware
drummer. as he turned over another
leaf.
So queried the hotel clerk.
whats the name Of the authoress?"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
ConplimentarY.

Master of tho House fto complain.
ing servanD-Dear, dear, James. I'm
tired OF these continued kitchen SQUAD
bles.
SerYant-Well. sir 'ow would you
like to be called a addle headed old
idiot supPosin' you wasn't one, sir?
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
Hunt for Private Market.

If you take the pains to make butter
that is above the average" you will
have to hunt up private market for
It to get pay for your time and labor
in producing a superior article.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
A Change.

He-What did young Vakant say?
She-He says that he has changed
his mind.
He-Weli, any change would be for
the better.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
T he Extreme,

This fee business is a nuisance.
You have to give one everywhere to
get the least service
q know it. Even if you want to
speak politely 70 lady you have
to tip your hat"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
he Truthful TraveIe

How did you fnd life in the
tropics? ?"
'All that l expected it to be-
You were not disappointed them"
Not at all. / thought it was going
to be the next thing to Hades, and
it was"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
The NECESSARY Start.

Professor, do you think my daugh-
ter has any qualifications for the pi-
ano?"
We'll. she has two hands, madam. "
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
The Similarity.

"Jims says his wifes tongue gees
as fast as an express.
Yes, and it's always en- tie rail"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
Ire Situation

They are having a hard time IN
the Dardanelles Just now. aren't
they?"
We'll. they do seem to be in
straits"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

stamp. Solid gold shellring
for ladies or misses. Give
size.
Three Baby Pins. No.
252-send coupon. with 8
Arbuekle signatures and &c
stamp, Solid rolled gold
plate tops. Word Darling"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

It's rice to live in the country =
nice for your city relations
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
Other wonderful you get your package

Mail coupon. with 7 Ar
bucklesignstures and 2-cent
stamp. Solid gold-shellti ring;
word Baby" embossed.
Sire u TO 4. Give size.
Heart Ring. No. 227-
Mail coupon, with IL ar
buckle signaturesa nd2-eent
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
The Reason.

THAT fellow has a screw loose"
Maybe that is why he is trying to
get tight
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

Three Dcvonshire (England) broth
ers who went to the front have re-
turned (wounded) by the same train.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
YorR OWN nRuGGIsr WILL TELL Yo,

Try Murine Eve Remedy for Red, Weak, Water,
Eyes and Granulated Eyeiids; No smarting-
just Eye comfort Write for Book of the Ey,
by mall Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

The descent of man sometimes con-
ssts of falling in love.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

1t is possible to entertain an anger
unawares, but you can't entertain
bore that way
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

The sultan of Turkey has no less
than 900 wives in his harem.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

Millions of particular women now use
and recommend Red Cross Ball Blue. All
grocers Adv.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

Always sure to please, Red Cross Bal
Blue. All grocers sell it. Adv.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

1t isn't every man who can reap his
reward without cutting his fingers.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
Raise Some Good Colts

It will pay every farmer now who
has any horse-sense to raise some
good colts.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

Oregon has two woman harnessmak
ers and % female lawmakers
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

Ten thousand women are being add
ed to the colleges every year.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

Collar pins will be worn more than
ever this season. Fashionable high col
lars have made them absolutely neces-
sary. These pins have absolutely solid
rolled gold tops and will last for years.
If they do not give excellent wear, we
guarantee to exchange them without
question.
This special offer is made to get you
to buy your first pound of Arbucklcs
Coffee norV. When you use this first
pound you will know why more Ar
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
Uncertain Colts.

The colts from a grade sire are a
very uncertain lot.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
WeddipsRins. No. 226

w eoo1na KING, NO. 40
Mail coupon. with 9 Ar
bueklesiRnatures and 2-cent
stamp. This solid gold filled
ring is for men and women.
Good weight. wears we'll.
Give size.
Baby Ring. No. 22s-
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
As PLAYED by Ear.

Why are you prejudiced against
golf2 You never saw the game"
No; bit once | heard part OF one"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08
Business Comma.

Bill-Hen have a lot Of business
after the European war is over.
Jill-Why, what's his business?
Hes a mapmaker."
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Oh
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
Signature psas1 s1 ., UezAZzZu
In Use For Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletchers Castoria
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

on each pin.
Bar Pin, No. 262-Send
coupon, with 10 Arbuckle
signatures and a cent
stamp. Three large, bcauti-
full imitation diamonds set
in three knot design /.
Length, ~. inches.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

buckles Coffee is sold than any other
packaged coffee, and why its sale is
continually increasing.
Get package today, and earn these
two beautiful collar pins for yourself
or some one else. Cut out the coupon
now buy one pound of Arbucklcs
Ariosa (whole bean) or Arbuckles
Ground Coffee; cut the signature from
the package, and mail it with the cou-
pom, and 3 cents in stamps nolV. This
offer positively ends May IS, 1915.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1915-04-08

This 10 the signature YOU cut from,
the package and saps TO sst
Uoiuabis premiums.
The Washington times., 1915-06-15
A. A. Magnates to Have
Dope Bureau on Players

CHICAGO, June 15.-Magnates Of the
American Association. at an informal
meeting here today, resolved to form a
bureau for the purpose of getting in
formation on young ball players and
listing those who may be available for
service IN its ranks. They voted also
to allow c. w. Soners. OF Cleveland, to
transfer his team to Toledo whenever
a deal is arranged for its installment
None is pending now. It is understood
According to President Chivington
who presided at the meeting. the bureau
will be a clearing house for young bali
players out of jobs, and will provide a
definite line on talent which will be
used in streng thening the teams of the
association.
1t is understood that the possibility OF
several leagues and clubs not being able
to go through the season brought about
the decision OF the magnates to avaiI
themselves to players turned adrift,
while a desire to recruit teams more
fully from the ranks of youths also was
a reason. Players in classes below the
association will be watched II they think
they can play in faster company.
The Washington times., 1915-06-15

with a toss across to Gandil. But
In the last half Of the third George
Mcbride became impregnated with
the sleeping sickness. He had reach
came up and was loudly encouraging
the midget thirdsacker to Keep
working. Eddie. keep working"
George was several feet off the bag.
his teammate when Cicotte. turning
srddenly, pegged to Blackburne: George
was blocked off neatly. Ouch. that hurt!
Six of the White sox who drew free
walked. so you may draw your own
conclusions regarding the brand OF
pitching served up by the Griffmen.
Felsch and Weaver strolled in the
first slam, safety to right. with one
down in the second, Schalk singled and
Blackburne walked. Henry's bone"
play came in, and then Felsch's single
scored both schaIk and BlaGkburne.
Fourniers bingIe. and tailed on John
Collins drive through Morgan.
Weaver walked In the seventh. was
sacrificed. and scored on Fournier S
man went over on John Collins single
to left.
Hopper passed Weaver to open the
ninth, reaching third on Fosters wild
peg of Eddie Collins slow roller. Four
nier's long fly to Milan scored Weaver
Milan's double, starting the second
frame, brought q run without a follow
ing hit. the Linden lad scooting across
on Morgan's infleld death.
Fosters double opened the fourth,
and the midget Tailed when Shanks
slammed a sizzling safety to center.
There you have all the runs the Gritfs
could manufacture.
Oh, there were plenty OF opportunities
was always on the tcb. Foster trpled
In the sixth and watched Shanks and
Milan perish. Mociler also tripled in
the eighth. and rested on the cushion
thing. Milan's single in the ninth
amounted to nothing, as the next three
The Washington times., 1915-06-15
Charley White to Try
For Knockout Tonight

NEW YORK, June l5.-Charley
White, Chicago's premier lightweight.
tries out his famous left handed "kayo'
wallop on Young Brown. one OF New
York's best, tonight before the Ameri-
can Sporting Club. On the same bill
Joe Rivers. California lightweight,
meets Johnny Harvey. another Gotham
crack.
Interest centers In Whites appear
ance. The Windy City crack has been
winning consistently via the Knockout
route in the last few weeks. Should he
put away Brown tonight he has been
offered another crack at the title holder
Freddie Welsh.
The Washington times., 1915-06-15
Resolute and Vanitie
Meet in Fourteen Races

NEW YORK, June ia schedule Of
fourteen races has been arranged for
the sloops Resolute and Vanitie for
July The first will be sailed on July
8 under the auspices of the New York
Yacht Club, starting of Glen Cove. On
Larchmont Yacht Club. but starting an
hour earlier than the rest OF the fleet,
and on July the race will be with
the Seawanhska Corinthian Yacht Club.
shortly.
Three races are to be sailed of Sandy
Hook, four on the Sound and four on
Newport. This will give the yachts time
York Yacht Club, which will begin at
New London on August Q
The Washington times., 1915-06-15
Harvard Eleven Will
Report on September l3

CAMBRIDGE, Mass, June l5.-Foot-
ball practice for the Harvard varsity
squad will start on September lS, two
weeks before the opening Of the col
lege year
All the punters and dropklckers on
the squad who are returning to col
lege next year have been provided with
footballs bv the athletic association
for practice during the summer months
Harvard SQUAD next year will include
]. A. Doherty. rs: G.. A. McKinlock
'l6, and w. F. Robinson. IS of the
freshman eleven last fall. The puntins
SE.ss MsSsn wt &C FstSS ssSS'ea 70 CaRfsin WS,t
ney, 'l6, and Tom Enwright, captain OF
The Washington times., 1915-06-15
Law Alumni Team Trims
Doctor-Dentist Players

The Law Alumni team Of Georgetown
presented many of the former baseball
heroes of Georgetown University fame
yesterday and defeated the Doctor
Dentist combination by a score Of to
last years captain pitched for the Law
team, while Tug Fury caught.
DR.. Tommy Lowe performed on the
mound for the Medicos and did ex-
csptionaily well. DR.. Martell held him
UP in fine style. Billy Keane, Frank
Davis and other former stars were In
the contest.
The Washington times., 1915-06-15
Bout Is Draw.

ALBANY. n. Y. June 15.--Sam Robi-
desu. Of Philadelphia. and Walter
Mohr. Of Brooklyn. fought ten slashing
rounds to draw here last night
Robideau did the best execution in sew
eral rounds, but Mohr redeemed himself
later and fairly earned a draw
The Washington times., 1915-06-15
Yesterdays Resulta
FEDERAL LEAGUE.
Standing of Clubs,

Tomorrow's Games.
Kansas City at Baltimore
st. Louis at Newark.
Pittsburgh at Brooklyn.
Chicago at Buffalo.
Today's Games.
Kansas City at Baltimore.
St. Louis at Newark.
Pittsburgh at Brooklyn.
Chicago at Buffalo.
Yesterdays Results.
No games scheduled.
The Washington times., 1915-06-15
Dodgers Get Douglass.

CINCINNATI. June 15.-Manager Her
zog has sold Pitcher Douglass to the
Brooklyn Dodgers, being unable to keep
him in condition to take tns turn in
the box.
The Washington times., 1915-06-15
Today's Games,

Today's Games.
Phillies at Pittsburgh.
New York at Cincinnati
Boston at Chicago.
Brooklyn at et. Louis
Yesterdays Results. o..
Philadelphia 4; Pittsburgh. I.
Brooklyn, 2; st. Louis, /.
New York. 8; Cincinnati, s..
Boston Chicago, rain.
The Washington times., 1915-06-15
SIX CIRCUIT SLAMS
MARK YANKS' CLIMB
TiIIie Walker Collects Two Hon.
ers As His Portion, While
Brownies Are Dropping Pair.

Six clouts for the circuit marked the
hop back into the first division Of the
Yanks. Three Yankees and three
Brownies provided the long-distance
slams. but Donovan grinned as his boys
won both ends OF the doubleheader. IL
to 7 and to 4. "Tillie" Walker crashed
twice for the entire four corners, and
the others were contributed by Maisel.
Pipp, Ivan Howard and Roy Hartzell.
Cree's timely wallop In the tenth won
once more in the first division.
The Washington times., 1915-06-15
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Standing of Clubs.

Tomorrow's Games.
New York at Cincinnati
Brooklyn at st. Louis
Philadelphia at Pittsburgh
Boston at Chicago.
The Washington times., 1915-06-15

Joe Wood is still winning. hanging Up
another victory yesterday over the In:
Willie Mitchell off the rubber in the
seventh.