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The Ely miner., 1915-11-19
Preparedness.

What is your position on prepared
ness?"
Il am in favor of it, replied Sena-
tor Sorghum.
do you think it will operate to
promote peace?"
That's my view of it. Anyway, a
candidate out our way who isn't in
favor of preparedness may as well
expect to have terrible fight on his
hands"
The Ely miner., 1915-11-19
Nothing Unusual

Nothing Unusual.
ANY pretty girls at the hotel where
you spent the summer?
"Yes, indeed" replied the man
whose few remaining strands of hair
were laid out to the best advantage.
did they show you any atten-
tion?"
"They showed me just as little as
they could"
Tough luck!"
81 rather expected it. You see, they
were Mattresses"
The Ely miner., 1915-11-19
REAL SKIN COMFORT
Follows Use of cuticura Soap and
Ointment. Trial Free.

BY bathing and amounting these fra,
grant supercreamy emollients impart
to tender, sensitive or irritated, itch
ing skins feeling of intense skin
comfort difficult for one to realize who
has never used them for like purposes.
Cultivate an acquaintance with them.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Ely miner., 1915-11-19
Bio Doses Of Radium,

DR.. "A. Schuyler Clark Of New York
read paper on the radium treatment
Of skin cancers before the United
Medical kscfety a New York a few
The Ely miner., 1915-11-19

fright
Freeth's left hand end arm were
badly lacerated In the struggle, and
patches of skin we're gashed from his
legs by the animal. which used teeth
and fippers in mad fight for free
dom. When the three boys who oc-
cupied the boat climbed aboard again
one of them was severely bitten on
the leg
Freeth Is instructor at the Los An
geles Athletic club, and was giving
an exhibition Of his prowess as a
The Ely miner., 1915-11-19
His Size.

The Judge-You say your wife as
saulted you with dangerous and dead
ly weapon. What was it?
Mr.. Peewee-It was a fly swatter.
your honor.-Judge.
The Ely miner., 1915-11-19

To keep clean and healthy take Dr..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver, bowels and stomach.-Adv.
The Ely miner., 1915-11-19

scars left by the healing after one
heavy dose are smooth. nearly level
and show minimum amount Of de-
formity.
The Ely miner., 1915-11-19

An old bachelor says that most
fashionable young women are engag-
ing works of art.
The Ely miner., 1915-11-19

pants sprarg into the 'Sater in their
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-09-29
Earninu His Tin.

Now, guard" said Mr.. Pilkington
to the English railway official, re
member if | have this carriage all to
myself for the entire journey, you will
receive a whole half crown from me. !"
Very good, sir" said the guard, and
he locked the door and went to his
brake to think how he could invest
that half crown when he got it. All
went we'll till they got to station
about the middle of the journey, and
then an irascibIe gentleman pulled at
the door of Pilkington's carriage.
Guard, guard" he called, open
this door! l know your tricks. I've
got the right to travel in this carriage,
and | mean to do it,"
The guard hurried up; but, wonder
of wonders, he whispered few words
to the irascible gentleman. after
which that gentleman went quietly
away to seek room elsewhere.
How did you manage it?" Pilking-
ton asked the guard at the end of the
Journey, as he pressed the promised
half crown into his hand. How did
you manage to get that bad-tempered
old chap to go away so quietly?"
"Oh, that was easy" replied the
guard. 81 only just told him you were
a bit wrong in the cad"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-09-29


su6
eent and landed safely.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-09-29
Somewhat Sarcastic.

An Idaho guide whose services were
retained by some wealthy young East
erners DESTROYS of hunting in the
Northwest evidently took them to be
the greenest of tenderfeet, since he
undertook to chat them with a reel.
tai something as follows:
1T was my first grizzly, so / was
mighty proud to kill him in hand to
hand struggle. We started to fight
about sunrise When he finally gave
up the ghost the sun was going down. .
At this point the guide paused to
note the effect of his story. Not a
word was sad by the Fasteners, SC
the guide added very slowly, for the
second time"
Il gather, then" said one young gen
tleman, a dapper little Bostonian
that it required period of two days
to enable you to dispose of that griz
ely"
1.-TWO days and a night said the
guide, with a grin. THAT grizzly died
mighty hard"
Chopped to death?" asked the Bos
tonian.
"Yes. SIR" said the guide.
Pardon me-, continued the Hub
tie. "but what did you try to get him
to swallow"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-09-29
Where MackereI Are Cheap.

"Mackerel, Is" Such is line on
the club menus, and the supply one
gets for the sum stated is one mack
erel, without bread or butter, sauce,
or vegetables. To Scot this seems
an extraordinarily high price to pay
for a single mackerel, seeing that in
the North they are considered expen-
sive Just now at 11zd each, while tons
are daily returned to. the sea as not
worth while taking to any market.
Loeb Fyne at present is packed with
mackerel and free from the vaunted
fresh herring, and the mackerel are
regarded only as a nuisance by the
fisherman The other night / saw
hundredweight after hundredweight
cast into the sea by men without
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-09-29
Where the Damage Was.

"You say the automobile struck
your" asked the judge.
"Yas, judge, it shure did strike me,
all right" replied the colored man In
court.
Where did it strike you?"
in the haid, judge
But your head seems to be all right.
Sam"
"Oh. vas, nah haid am all right. but
yer JUS oughter Sc dat autermibeel,
iudge!"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-09-29
puttinn Il Another way.

A feminist asserts that willful in
fertility to intellectual women is de-
fensible if they contribute to the world
literature or works of art more valu-
able than the offspring they might
produce Putting it another way. De
feasible upon the theory that their
children might have proved as BAH as
the books they write or the pictures
hey natnt louisville Courier-Jour'
al
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-09-29

Mrs Bartlett Bnder of milestone
Landing, L. l., who has returned from
France, where she has been engaged
in the strenuous work of driving an
army motor ambulance. She has come
home to organize her own motor am
bulance detachment for service with
the allies and will soon return to
Europe.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-09-29
Asked and Answered.

do you believe in marrying for
lover" asked the sentimental girl
whose face was her principal misfor-
tune.
Not necessarily" replied the gray
haired parson. AS rule l usually
marry for money"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-09-29
Which They Got.

st understand the Twobbles were
greatly benefited by Mrs. Twobble's
visit to the seashore."
81 can see how Mrs. Twobble might
be benefited, but how about the other
members of the family who stayed at
homer"
"Oh, all they needed was rest
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-09-29

knowledge as to where mackerel could
be disposed of at profit, says a
writer in the London Chronicle. The
Scottish demand for mackerel is
faint, and it seems that there are diff
ficulties in the way of transportation
to far-off markets, mackerel being a
fish that perishes very soon after be-
ing taken from the water.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-31
TO Cure Cdtar1h ~~
Purify the Blood
Reason it Out, Where Does it
Start the Mucous From?

lnnumerable catarrh sufferers have
cured themselves by purifying their blood
with s. s. s. Catarrh often invades the
entire system before it chokes the nasal
passages. 1t becomes so chronic and ex-
tensive that the stomach, liver, kidneys,
bronchial tubes and most of the glands
are involved without such serious condi-
tions being realized. Catarrh may, be
the result of, some serious blood trouble
Of former years, and this is only one Of
the many peculiar effects Of impure blood.
Now s. s. S., in its influence upon the
mucous surfaces, causes those catarrhal
secretions to be changed or converted
into q substance easily, quickly, and nat
urally expelled from the body. It so
changes this mucous that it is not the
ropy, clogging stuff that plugs the nose,
ch0kes the throat, causes severe bowel
trouble, upsets the stomach and contain
mates the food just entering the blood:
It Is often difficult to convince catarrh
sufferers that. chronic cough, chest pains,
gagging, fctid breath and other symp-
toms are only the local evidence Of deep
seated trouble. Get a bottle Of S. s. s.
today and try it. You will get good re-
suits, real benefit and soon be aware of
a gradual cleaning up and a check to the
progress and dangers of catarrh. Avoid
substitutes. $. s. S. is prepared only by
The Swift Specific Co., 81 Swift Bldg,
Atlanta, Ga. They conduct a medical de-
partment for free advice that Is worth
while consulting. ~s.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-31
EMPEROR VISITS
HISTORIC SPOT
Kaiser Wilhelm Visits Field at
Sedan Where His Father and
7 Napoleon Stood.

Berlin, via London, Jan. 3O.-The
ELokal Anzeigeb published some fur.
Their accounts Of the visit of DR.. Lld-
wig Ganghofer, the author, to Emper-
or William at the German field head.
quarters. 1t tells of a trip made by
the emperor and Dr.. Ganghofer to
Donchery, in the region of the Sedan
battlefield. Here the emperor, in
speaking Of the unity of the German
people, is quoted as saying to DR..
tGanhofer: r, t- ~ +
1T, is my greatest pleasure that l
could live TO see it," .> e. .
The emperor pointed out to the
author where his father had stood at
Sedan, VII ere Napoleon and Bismarck
had met and other historic spots. F&t~
fl@> Emperor After Cook. ~
The trip by automobile finally
brought the party to the headquarters
of Crown Prince Frederick William
where, after luncheon had been eat.
en-, the emperor turned and smilingly
to his son and said: , #
Zone gets better things to eat by
you than by me. l shall consider
whether l shall not requisitioh your
cook" H.. e.
The emperor here had an oppor.
tunity to see a thousand French pris.
oners march by. He was greatly
pleased when some of them DOTTED
their caps to him and he returned
their salute. During this review he
turned to4a. photographer who was
taking pictures and said: .
photograph the prisoners and not
always me-" "
b The party later climbed a steep as
scent to get a view of the, surround
ing. region. When descending Dr..
Gangofer slipped but the emperor
quickly grasped him by the arm and
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-31
INTEREST / Err /: ! IN -.
0AV t' s. +,
BEE INDUSTRY ]
Commissioner Flint Asks Fo,
List Of Names of Honey Pro-
ducers In This State.

r.. +. Flint, commissioner of agri.
culture and labor, has received a com
munication from the United Statas
department of agriculture, regarding
the bee industry in this state, and
asking for a list of names of the well
Informed honey producers Of tho
state.
There is no provision in this state
for securing statistics in this iegarc,
hence Mr.. Flint asks those residing;
in the state who are interested, In
bee culture to write him regarding
the number OF stands which they MAJ
what their success has he nj,
what they consider a fair and sutR-
cient price for honey. and any other
information which the have. He
would also appreciate it if parties
knowing of tbee-keepers in the state
would forward to him their addresses.
The government; is taking consider
able interest in the bee industry and
is DESTROYS of doing what it can to
promote it. ..-
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-31
Big CONVENTION
HERE THIS Week
Proposed State Owned Grain Ele.
vator at st. Paul Will Be
Given Attention.

Between 200 and 800 delegates to
the convention Of the North Dakota
branch of the American Society OF
equity will gather al the Commercial
Club rooms in Bismarck, on Tuesday
and Wednesday. of this week, when
prominent speakers will address the
meetings on. the proposed state.owned
grain elevator to be located in st,
Paul. Agriculturists and legislators
will meet jointly at this convention
to take up the matter of a bill for an
appropriation for the terminal.
To Hear Farmers.
1t is the plan of the Equity Cooper
alive exchange to marshall all farm.
ers of the state that can lDe induced
to attend at Bismarck, to show the
members Of the legislature just how
the farmers feel on the elevator prop.
osition. Action on the bill was recent
ly postponed in order that the agri-
culturists may be heard in the mat
ter. ~. '
Among the speakers to be present
and address the meetings ale Nj
P. johnson of Donnybrook, president
of the North Dakota branch of the
American Society of Equity; J.. NJ.
Anderson of Fargo, Mag1us johnson
Of Kimball, Mimi, member of the Min
nesota legislature; NJ! d. Mum, St..
Paul, and George S. Lotus of St.
Paul, manager Of the Equity.
" Ask Accommodations.
With the crowded conditions of the
hotels at. the present time, the men
in charge of the convention are con.
fronted with a problem Of accommcc-
dations for the hundreds of delegates
that will attend the meeting here mex;
week. Those already on the ground
have been in touch with officers of
the Commercial club, and a joint ap-
peal has been sent ouc to residents OF
Bismarck who have rooms they can
provide the guests on the occasion.
Anyone in a position to offer accom-
modations will kindly inform .Presi-
dent Conklin or Secretary Young OF
the Commercial club, and it is
hoped that the liberal minded people
OF Bismarck will respond promptly
and in large numbers with offers to
look after as many of the guests as
possible during their stay IN the city.
--4- 81 : r#F
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-31

sheet and 7tinplate manufacturers,
headed by w. J. Lynch of Granite
City, Illinois, met a committee from
the Amalgamated Association of Iron.
Steel and Tin Workers under Presi-
dent John Williams and Secretary
Tigh, of Pittsburgh. According to MI.
Williams, the manufacturers called
the meeting to consider with the Of.
fcers of the union a possible reduc-
ton in the wage scale, adopted last
July and to continue for one year.
The manufacturers declared they were
unable to compete with mills employ.
ing nOn-union labor.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-31

charter was ordered made to the sec.
rotary Of state. s.. .,n 8u n., s4 !.
The new company will be capitalt
lied at $4,000, which will be paid in
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-31

comedy, a mock trial, entitled, "A
Ready Made Suit" has been prepared
and will be staged by the inmates as
a special feature.
The Arrangements.
Wednesday evenings entertainment
will be given for the officers and III
mates OF the p%enitentiary.
Thursday evenings entertainment:
will be given in honor OF the state
officials aid the members of the Four
teelth legislative assembly.
Friday evenings entertainment will
be given for the general public and
friends of the institution.
Arrangements will be made with
the 500 Line for a special train, t.
and from tina penitentiary on Thurs
day and Friday evenings, leaving the
500 depot at 7:Io p. h. Fare for the
round trip, 10 cents.
The entire expense of arranging for
th4ese entertainments is paid by the
men, out of that portion of their earn
ings credited by law, to their general
fund. In as much as said fund
provides for all expense of thu enter
tainments and amusements given at
the p%enitentiary, throughout the year,
an admission fea of 40 cents will be
charged. ''
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-31

as. needed or the business develops.
Already over $1,000 has. been sub
scribed, more than enough to start
the business.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-31
BIG ORDER FOR o A

Lima, PERI, Jan. 30.-The British
consul here has advertised, request.
ing that offers be made for placing
$500 tons of coal on board the Brit.
ish collier, K%ingsway.
The Kingsway arrived at Callao on
January 10, in a damaged condition
and was permitted by. the Peruvian
government to 60 into dry dock for
repairs. The Kingsway, it has been
stated, has been acting as a fuel ship
for British war vessels in tina Pacific,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-31
APPLY FOR

Mandan, N. D., Jan. 29.-At a meet
ing held this morning by the COM
mittee in charge of the stock sub
scriptions, the name, Mandan Cream.
cry and Produce Company, was adopt
ed for the new organization to be es.
tablished here and application for a
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-31
fine PROGRAM
At i 7PE Nj I II i R
Annual Entertainment Will Be
Offered on Three Nights
This Week.

"A glance at the program which will
attend the annual entertainment to BE-
given by the inmates Of the North
Dakota State penitentiary next Wed
lesday, Thursday and Friday nights
should satisfy those contemplating
taking advantage of this opportunity
that their visit to the institution will
be we'll worth the while. A two-acS
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-31

A small fire broke out OF the roof
of the school house at Dickey, but by
the quick action Of the teachers anG
pupils, assisted by the fire boys, it,
tie damage was done. .s
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-31
To Re.adiust WAGES.

Pittsburg,. Pa, Jan. 30.-The first
move looking Ito a re-adjustment OF
wages in the steel industry was made
here today when thirty independent
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-31

saved him by a fall, saying at the
same time: ... s,~
Soldiers and citizens must help
each other all they can" 80
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-09-09
I AM
Exchange:

Exchanges: ff
I am the energy OF pain, panacea
for the ills OF life and curse to the
human race. lull to sleep the tired
brain. quel the turbulent nerves Of
unrest and steal the souls of men
I am the price demon pays for tile
virtue of woman, and the honor of
man. With me the white clad nurse
at midnight hour cools a fevered
brow and turns an awful waking
nightmare into sweet dream of
peace. I keep life in tortured frame
for weary weeks only to drag honor
from her high pedestal and reason
from her throne. aid to victory the
trained physician in battles with death
yet LIES path way In thickly dotted
with plodding wrecks from whose lives
i have taken toll. My victims range
from the priest in his temple to the
felon in his cell, from the dizzy heights
Of fame to degradation's depths. In the
annals Of history it is written in inno-
cent blood. Strong men and noble
women have bartered their souls for
the one hour Of peace 1 bring. l am
Gods blessing to the sufferer and
hell's price Of a soul
AM MORPHINE.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-09-09
HIS CRUEL TREATMENT.

Divorce Petitioner Describes Her Hus-
bands Worst Offense.
Philadelphia Telegraph.
Some time since a pretty young
wife brought suit against her husband
for divorce on the ground of cruelty,
and when the case was called the fair
petitioner was put on the witness
stand.
''You say in your petition, mad
am" interrupted the Judge at one
linterval, "that your husband treated
you with great cruelty"
Eyes, SIR" was the soft and meek
rejoinder of the witness, she was
cruel to me very often"
I'm what particular way?" asked
the Judge. ct want to hear some
specific cases."
I'm many ways" answered the Pc
stitioner. 'One of the worst things he
used to do was to say things to me
on the telephone, and then hang ur
the receiver before could answer
back"
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-09-09
SALE OF HORSES ENRIcHEs WEST
Allies, Particularly Britain. Pay High
Prices For War Chargers

II . : + :
Allies, Particularly Britain. Pay High
Prices For War Chargers.
Chicago, Sept-Little has been
heard recently about cavalry in the
European war, but if one may Judge
from happenings in the West that
arm of the military service will be
conspicuous before the contest is over
The Allies apparently are buying
more horses in this part of the worth
than at any previous time In this
city one hears frequently of bank ac-
counts kept by the representatives of
European armies for the purpose of
making these purchases, and the
agents are on close terms with the
officials and traders at the Union Stock
Yards. The National Stock Yards.
near East st. Louis, is another point
tof much activity, while South Omaha.
Des Moines, Fort Dodge and Niles
City are centres of this trade.
The English are said to have divid-
ed this country into four areas for
purchasing, and to have commissioned
four firms to do the buying. 1t also,
is reported that they pay higher
prices than the French or Italians.
They have made contract with the
South Omaha Horse and Mule Com
pany for 500 horses a week. A. the
same point the French government
has just placed $1,000.000 contract.
which requires that at least 5000 Of
the horses must be delivered within
so days Thus far South Omaha has
Psef1t $4,009,00O worth of horses to the
Allies. and it is expected that the busf-s
ness will be doubled within the next
IL months.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-09-09
COST OF RIGHT LIVING IS SMALL
Luxuries and False Apostles Make

Luxuries and False Appetites Make
High Cost of Living.
The monthly health letter of the
Life Extension Institute gives much
sound advice on what one should eat
and what one should spend in order
to be well nourished but not PAM
pered It maintains that the cost Of
the real necessities of life has not In
creased to point that should cause
hardship, privation or undernutrition
even among wage-earners. For in
stance, air, the first requirement OF
life, costs nothing.
Food, the next requirement Of
life," says the letter, costs little, II
what the body really needs is COM
sidered. 10.6 cents a day will provide
plain, simple, platable food (hot pork
and beans, or its equivalent, bread and
butter, milk and coffee, and the fuel
to cook it,, sufficient to nourish
person Of average weight and activity.
When the cost of food prepared in tho
home rises above so cents per day per
individual there is certainly either
waste or luxury. -
"The greatest satisfaction IN eating
is provided by sound health and
natural appetite, not by the Utilization
Of the palate of the gastronome, who
passes from one indulgence to another
until appetite, digestion and health
are mere memories.
within reasonable limits, food
should be prepared and served in an
appetizing way. But it is more i'm
portant to create appetite by bodily
conditions than by food conditions.
To a healthy, hungry man moth
ing can taste better than plain bread
and butter. and milk. The trouble
with most people is that they are over
fed rather than underfed" sss4