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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14
Ton Heavy a Meal.

Bob Davis, who edits eleven OF
welve magazines, still finds time to
stroll along Broadway now and then
md even to tell a story. "One of the
irst jobs ever had" he said the other
lay, was the position of advertising
gent for prepared food company. ]
had an Office at the plant, and some Of
my friends used to come there to see
me. One of them who dropped in one
lay was an actor, and he must have
been hungry. l left him in my office
and went out to attend to something
in the factory. When | came back
my actor friend was very i'll. He
didn't know what was the matter with
him, and neither did l. l called the
foreman to ask him to telephone for a
cab.
"'What's the matter with himT the
foreman asked What's he been eat
ing?
Nothing my friend said, nothing
but few of those chocolate caramels
out of that box on the table.
1.-THE foreman hastily examined the
box. Great Scott, man. he exclaimed
No wonder you're sick. You've eater
seven dozen condensed mince pies!"-
New York Cor. Cincinnati Times-Star
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14
STREAKED WALLS.
Cold Surfaces Always Catch More Dust
Than Hot Ones.

Cold Surfaces Always Catch More Dust
Than Hot Ones.
The reason that lath and plaster
walls become streaked is explained by
John Aitken, in Nature. as due to the
tendency of hot air to deposit its dust
on cold surfaces, and the colder the
surface the weaker the power of re
sistance. So where the laths protect
the plaster from the cold outside the
plaster receives less deposit of dust
than where it is between the laths.
Wherever a hot steam or water pipe
comes through a wall vertical streak
Of dust may be seen above 1t, due to
the hot air driving the dust against the
cold wall. Rooms that are heated by
open CRATES are much less dusty than
those heated by radiators because IN
the former the furniture Is heated
principally by radiation. and. being
warmer than the air, It repels the par
ticles of dust instead of catching them
while In the latter the mir heats the
furniture and in so doing deposits Its
lust on it.
Rooms lighted by electricity keep
lean longer than those heated by ga
simply because the light is almost cold
Mr.. Aitken sums ii up as follows
ANY surface hotter than the air keeps
free from dust"
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14
Old newspapers. Five cents a bun
die. At The Tribune office.
BEGINNING Oct. Il. the maiorit

Beginning Oct. II, the majority
of Lynden's business houses VIII
close their doors at p. m. each
day, except Saturday. The ruling
will not be in force the week be-
fore Christmas.
The following is the list of bust
ness houses that will follow the
new plan, together with the agree
ment signed:
We the undersigned business
men of Lynden agree to close our
places of business beginning Oct.
18th, 1915, at O'Clock p. m. on
every evening except Saturday and
further excepting the one week be-
fore Xmas. This agreement to be
In force until March LIST, 1916.
Jones & Rathman
Lynden Dept. store Inc.
Armstrong Hammond Co.
Elder & Pace
Lynden Cooperative Co.
Farmers Mere. Co.
+. Il. Knapp
Helen E. Smith
Lynden Implement Co.
Matthews 5-10 and zoe Store
City Market
II. l.. Averill
II. S. Steinhauer
Bauman Implement Co.
Lynden Market
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

LIVERY law that passed affecting the railroads has effect
held by the banks the trustees of the
people If this fact kept clearly view by legislators 1T
WOULD co FAR TOWARD HAVING A STEADYING EFFECT
UPON THEM, WITH BENEFICIAL RESULTS FOR ALL PAR
TIES CONCERNED.
eliminate and eliminating the abuses Of
power privilege that have the past crept into the of
the other hand not attempt while bo
hng privileges the embark what has been called the
eube task of creating privileges for the
Heretofore the banks have kept silent to the affairs the
railroads. but in view of the vast interests they in of the
dpostors whose trustees they would be only
proper they ask to be heard The savings banks have
grind.
THE SAVINGS HOLD BRIEF FOR THE RAILROADS.
1T is THEIR PLAIN
INTERESTS OF THEIR DEPosiToRs.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14
A VALENTINE.

TN poor in this worlds goods. sweet
heart;
OF gold | have no store;
Yet grant me but this single prayer
And I'll not crave for more.
For there's one word that thou canst
speak
To me. thy Valentine;
Twoud make me richer than a king
'Twould make the whole world mine.
GOULD l with diamonds deck thy hair
~ Or load thine arms with gold,
There's naught on earth that's rich or
rare
But should its charms unfold
70 grace thy form. but I've no gems,
Nor gold. nor jewels fine;
Yet there's one word which thou canst
speak,
Twould make the whole world mine.
SPEAK, then! Thy lover listening waits
~ beggar at thy door.
\ princes ransom It's | ask,
kingdom, aye. and more.
And yet It's but a single word.
But by St Valentine.
Whisper II in my ear but once
Twill make the whole world mine.
Vogue
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14
Hard on Her Husbands.

The subeditor In charge of the "per
sonal inquiry" column opened his sew
entieth letter with groan.
81 have lost three husbands" lady
reader had written confidentially, "and
now have the offer of a fourth. Shall
accept him?"
With look of utter boredom the
subeditor dipped his pen In the ink
This was the last straw.
IF you've lost three husbands" he
wrote. 81 should say you are much too
'areless to be trusted with fourthr'-
London Globe.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14
AFTER SUNSET ON THE HUDSON.

AFTER SUNSET ON THE HUDSON.
A GAINsT the low light of the western
"A sky,
Like serried troops forever passing by,
Stretch to the north along the rivers
bank.
A BOvE their submits storm clouds roll
"A and run
AS wind blown banners unfurl in the
night,
Sable and grim, through which the sunken
Sends, Parthian-like, flying shaft of
light.
A ND high in ambient air one cleaning
"A star
Shot like an arrow from the slender
bow
OF crescent moon, speeds westward swift
and far,
Unto Amenti. where the dead suns go.
EOREvERMoRE the circling race must
run,
Forevermore be war of day and night,
The victory Of the shadow DER the sun,
The victory In the morning of the light
PIE strong, heart; be comforted.
- world!
Ye that may hold no one fair thing.
alas!
In Gods great cycle even time is whirled,
And 1t, like all things. cometh but to
pass.
M. e. Butler.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14
KEEP RATS OUT OF CORN.
Directions For Building Crib That lie
Proof Against Them.

Proof Against Them.
Having an order to build a corh
house guaranteed rat and mouse proof
give the method employed, says a
writer in the Orange Judd Farmer.
The building is twelve feet long, seven
feet wide at floor and eight feet wide
at caves; seven foot post with square
pitch roof. Six heavy chestnut posts
were set; then the by 9 inch stills were
put on. Floor timbers about 4 by 5
inches were laid on the stills. Over these
was laid a covering Of galvanized iron
extending about two inches beyond the
timbers all around. this being bent
down. Over this q double floor was
laid, and the seams in the iron were
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

FARMERS ATTENTION-We will
sell or trade you for Cows. Hogs,
Hay or Grain. the pick of hors
es weighing from 1000 to 1900
lbs; good true workers. single o.
double: among them three mares,
two ready to drop foal from high
bred stock. Call or write Oertel
Bros. Blaine. Wash. 4-29-tf-C
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14
LOO MEN WANTED

To take 10, 20 or 40 acre tracts,
ready for blowing, in the William
cite Valley, Oregon, south of Port
land, near Salem, where large
farms will be divided up. No mon
ey down required for the right par
ties, low interest rates. For fur
ther information inquire of
o. J. BYLSMA.
10-14-1t-C
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

FOR SALE-Dry Alder and FL,
wood. j. d. Scrimger, Phone
ABA. 2-17-tf-0
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

FOR SALE-Thoroughbred Guern-
sey bull calves and Berkshire
pigs. Nels Jacobson, Lynden.
7-15-tt
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

AUTO FOR HIRE-Anywhere, any
time. +. G. Knott, Phone X532
Lynden. 7-S-tf-l
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

FOR SALE-Good Seed Rye. G..
]. Polinder, Phone 1411. 9-2-5t-O
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

FOR RENT-Fine 80 acre dairy
ranch. 70 acres cleared. 8 miles
south of Lynden and " mile east
of flanagan road. A good deal
for right party. Sol Johnson.
9-9-tf-0
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

Pearson's and The Tribune-Regu-
lar price $500. Our special price
$2.45,
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

WOOD FOR SALE-All kinds.
Phone X371. Charles Roo.
9-2-tf-0
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

DIR. VAN KIRK. Specialist in dis
eases Of the EYE. EAR. NOSE,
and THROAT. Glasses accuratel!
fitted. Bellingham Natl Banh
Building.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

CLAY BRICK AND TILE-Best on
market. Hampton Brick Yard.
6-10-4t-C
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Notices of For Sale and of the Wants of the Community Bar
gains Everything From Tin Pans to High Class Dairy Ranches
A Continued Story About Advertising

FOR SALE-A fine yearling regis
tered Guernsey bull from the
Showdown strain. This bull took
first at Burlington fair and sec
ond at Lynden fair. Phone GA
Bellingham. B. S. Hitler, r. F.
d. 2, Bellingham, Wn. 10-1 ALTO
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

FOUND-Stray heifer, year-old Hol-
stein. Owner can have same by
proving property and paying ex-
penses. Tom Ramsey, Phone
X1S4, Lyndon. 9-3O-3t-*
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

WANTED-A ram for breeding pur-
poses. Give description and
price. J. G. Holman, Goshen,
Route 1. 10-14-1t-*
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

FOR SALE-Choice Jersey Bull
Calves. b. G. Crabtree.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

LOST-Friday on Glendale road,
II jewelled Hamilton watch with
gold fob. Reward. Phone 22O2
Custer. Lynn Thomson 10-14-2t-*
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

$4,000 REWARD-Offered for in
formation leading to arrest and
conviction of party who mali
ciously put water in my gasoline
tank. w. A. Bauman. 10-1 Alto
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-10-14

Dairy Herd Records at Tribune
office-5O cents dozen.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-07-15
Lip Reading Detectives.

In q. Vienna school for the deaf and
dumb, where lip reading is taught, IL
course has been established for the spe-
cial purpose of teaching the art to de-
tectives. The possibilities of lip read
ing, says the author Of the account in
the Volta Review, have been exagger-
ated. But they are sufficient to cause
authorities to think the instruction Of
detectives worth while. When a de-
tective becomes proficient, he is able
to learn something of the conversation
between people who are visible, but out
of earshot. The article says that at
from 50 to 100 feet it is possible for an
expert to get the general run of con-
yersation. Some reading has been done
with glasses at a distance of 125 feet
Instruction and practice in the art
must be very thorough If the detective
is to use It to real advantage in his
work.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-07-15

he made change in the delivery.
Clusters massacre stood before
his eyes and like that one the on
ly one to escape was civilized In
dian for Jordan who was playing
behind him, re-hired out to the
local team to play left field and
now he will be seen amid the pop
ular strains of those animated
yells of the local fans when he
strides forth like Achilles to save
the game.
The game ended ! to and the
crowd went away pleased and all
said that they We're going to see
more games at Island aPrk before
the season was over.
Those Who Helped
Smith behind the bat is the
man of the hour with the local
team, the B-W aggregation, for
he has got more pep into the old
carcasses than has been seen for
years. He fights for that inch that
will bring victory into the home
camp and deserves the greatest Of
support by the local fans and if
any time that he fails fer mo-
ment, don't howl just because he
is a salaried man but get behind
him and push and pull for VIC
tory. He is deserving of it and has
the care Of the team also to look
after.
Faust, the pride Of the Red, was
there himself and now that he is
got the right kind of support be-
hind him, will make that auburn
hair of his grow more clusterous-
ly than ever. He pitched a mag
nificent game getting ten strike
outs and only allowing four hits.
Phil Boil, the Island Park Boy,
who feeds the eagles on the Am
erican dollars in the Breckenridge
National Bank, played his best
game of the year at first, by get
ting in the way Of everything that
took a journey towards the exit.
Mierva, the new man on second
must have a perpetual motor on
those legs of his for he went one
time from home to third so
fast that there was only a streak
going through the air. He can hit,
field and run and that's what we
want.
Doermann, the third sacker
again displayed his wonderful
talent on third, accepting every
chance like a monkey eating pea
nuts in Gollmar Bros. circus. al
so has a beautiful whip taking it
easy and getting it there on time
He has made great showing 50
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-07-15
B.-W. WIN FROM
HANKINsoN 10 TO I
Continued from pace u

Denning's hitting and Wilkes
fielding We're the only things that
could be called baseball and TO
give them credit for what they
did it no more than right.
Lyle for The B.-W.s was holy
terror right out Of he first camp
Of might riders from the blue
grass state. For When he cut
loose that ghost ball they sang
that Preacher and the Bear
song. Well too bad old Hankinson
too bad. Lyle is too much for You
bunch of one old cat intelvclt,a-
bari fOranlanaS anyway. We also
heard that YOU were going to get
four new men for Sunday. Nell
you need them. And for Charley
Helms sake its a good thing he
went to the shrinei's meet in Sc
attle.
Fourteen hits off from Narunl
and no errors behind Lyle tells
the story in nutshell. They only
g, five hits Off from Lyle. Bring
on your money the boys here are
all looking for winters supply.
The box score of the game fol-
lows but for the sake of the game
We will omit the Hankinson's err
rors, as our Burroughs adding
machine ran out of columns Of
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-07-15
TRAPPED A sEAevLL.
Queer Contest Of Strength Between q
Bird and q aixalve.

Queer Contest Of Strength Between q
Bird and Bivalvs.
At first thought It is hard to imagine
how a clam could endanger the life of
a bird. That such strange circum-
stance is not impossible is shown by
the following incident:
A settler on one of the small islands
near Vancouver was returning to his
home by way Of beach Of hard sand
when he beheld an unusually large
flock of seagulls gathered in a compact
mass and beating with beaks and
wings upon the sand. Evidently they
were attacking some enemy. Over
head dozens Of gulls wheeled and
screamed In evident excitement.
The settler was almost upon the
fighting birds before they burst apart
and few, chattering, toward the clouds.
One, however, lay Tapping upon the
ground, and the man saw that mon
ster clam held the CULTS beak in wise
like grip. 1t was too heavy for the
bird to fly away with, and for all the
CULTS frantic struggles 1t could not
loosen the clans tenacious grip.
With his hunting knife the man
pried open the shells and freed the cap
tive. The gull was exhausted from its
desperate efforts and at first could only
stagger like a drunken sailor toward
the water. Finally, however, it few
away and soon returned in the van Of
cloud Of gulls come to inspect the en-
envy that had trapped one Of their
tribe.-St Andrews Beacon.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-07-15

by the secretary who will gather
as much data as possible for the
guidance of the members of the
board until a longer trip later on.
After the visit to the state in
situations the board will reassem-
BILE here Aug. 9 to complete its
preliminary work and will, after
that, be in position to take up
matters moro in detail.
Arrangements made by the
state normal board and the var
ious individual boards will be
continued until further notice, in
fact it may be months before any
changes of a pronounced charac-
ter are mare as it will require a
great deal of careful investiga-
ton before formal action can be
taken on the more important pro-
blems that will confront the
board.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-07-15
EFFICIENCY
AND ECONOMY
Is to Be tho Keynote Of tho Man
agement Of the Educational
Institutions
UNDER new STATE BOARD
OF Regents Who will From Now
On Control tho Affairs Of tho
Higher Schools Of Learning

Efficiency and economy is to
be the keynote of the management
of the educational institutions OF
North Dakota under the new State
Board of Regents, according to
the impression produced by the
members of the board at the re-
cent meeting at Bismarck where
the organization was perfected by
the election of Lewis F. Crawford
of Sentinel Butte, president and
Frank White of Valley City vice
president. Chas. Brewer of Fargo
was chosen secretary. The COM
missioner Of education will be
selected at a later session.
The members of the board are
all experienced business men with
comprehensive grasp of public
affairs and those who came i'll
contact with them here gathered
the idea that the board would be
conservative. Many changes are
probably necessary in the educa-
tional institutions of the state
and will no doubt be made in due
time, but the members Of the
board are regarded as unlikely to
take hasty action. They are en-
pected to carefully investigate
conditions before they definitely
determine upon a course.
: Formal visits will be made to
each of the eight educational in
situations as rapidly as the mem
bers can find time. but because of
the pressure of other matters it
was decided to select committee,
who will make short informal
visits to each institutions during
the present month; accompanied
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-07-15
while playing in

far this season while playing in
B-W uniform.
Kent, the Rabbit, may be only a
cotton tail in appearance but is
some Jack" at that. When his
short legs gets into action, they
look like the pistons in a double
cylinder engine with full steam
ahead.
Lyle, the new hurler, who
comes here with splendid rec
ord behind him, had only one
chance in left field and he made
that ball fall into the we'll. He
was there with the stick, making
two dandy sacrifices and a hit. ?
Root GILES, the Grand" trap
drummer, has been shifted from
third to center. AS there has been
lots Of criticism of his playing
while stationed at third, it wasn't
done just because of how he is
situated although he gave his best
to the team, but because he was
MT there. Now that he is playing
center field, and is playing real
ball we wish to say that there new
er was two better catches made
i'm the same game than was made
by him Sunday on Island Park at
any time. He made a great run
ming catch and then another, pick
ing the ball off from his shoe tops.
Gardy Boil had more ginger
into himself and his eye on the
ball than he has had all season
together. He made two nice hits
and a great catch right off the
chautauqua tent.
Now that the team has gotten
together and are playing great
ball let the people Of the two
twins show the boys that they ap-
preciate their efforts by each and
everyone that is possible to at
tend these games be there. That's
what counts a whole lot in VIM
ming ball games.
Look over the box score and see
what the boys did Sunday and
II
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-07-15
LENNON, 3. D., RECEIVES
50 ,007 FROM CITY SALOON

Lennon, S. D., July 49, The
growing popularity of Lennon
city owned saloon is reflected in
a report covering its business for
the month of June, showing gross
revenue of $3,806.53. OF this,
$324.34 was invested in school
warrants, $500 was paid as the
federal license fee, ST, 1925 was
invested in beer, siO6.45 in var
ious, kinds of liquor and $50 in
soft drinks, leaving a balance Of
S723.O8, the bulk of which will be
invested in city warrants. All pro-
fits made by the saloon go to the
city and school district.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-07-15
4 PAIR or sHoEsTRlNGs.

The Matter Of Length and How to Tie
. eowknot That Will Hold.
A shoestring Is "six-fourths' long
when one does not specify the length
required. 'Six-fourths of what?" is
likely to be the question put by the
layman.
When man buys new pair Of
shoes the strings in them are just long
enough. When he buys the next pair
Of shoestrings they IRE too long. The
strings that come with the shoes are
four-fourths long, the next pair will
be six-fourths unless the purchaser
asks for and can get four-fourtha
These lengths have to do with mems
high shoes. There is not the same
trouble in the case of low shoes.
Some shoestrings will wear a long
time, but they will become brown. 9th
ers will not wear so long, but will
retain their original blackness. The
strong strings that turn brown are of
linen or very strong cotton. The 9th
ers are Of mixed fbers that hold their
color.
Many people prefer the less durable
shoestring, not only because It holds
its color, but because being of a less
hard fiber 1t stays tied better than
the other. A few of the millions of
shoestring wearers know how to tie q
bowknot that won't come united. The
method can be explained without a dia-
gram.
Instead of tucking the bow once
over before drawing the knot tight,
tuck it twice over. A fiddle string used
for a shoestring would not come I'M
tied If the knot were made in that
way. This knot can be united in the
same way as the other, by pulling at
the ends.-Philadelphl Record