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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-03-18

Day last Friday A running track
| baseball diamond, and tennis courts
were laid out. also 200 trees were
planted The girls furnished Tie
dinner. In the evening the STU
dents Association held party At
the H. S. building and the students
came dressed as they We're in the
afternoon. A general good time
was reported.
Mrs. Emma Johnson of Mt. View
has been visiting Mrs. o. p. Scheil.
U. B. Mcclure spent the week
ned with his sister at Vancouver.
The knights of Pythias gave
their annual st. Patrick's Ball on
Wednesday evening. The supper
was furnished by the Pythian Sis
ters.
A local Teachers Institute was
held in the High School Auditorium
Tuesday afternoon and 4eVenlng
The program was as follows: After
noon: Song, High School Chorus;
THE High School in Life" K. J.
Klemme of Ellensburg State Norm
al; Song, High School Quartet; Re
cess; Song, High School Chorus;
dress. Della l.. Keller; Address, Or.
Geo. w. Nash of Bellingham State
Normal; Song, High School Chorus
Evening: Song, Girls Glee Club;
Address, DR.. Geo. w. Nash; lnstru-
mental Solo, Ruth Brown; Address,
Value of Spare Moments" E. j.
Klemme: Song, Girls Glee Club.
Miss Esther Peterson of Portland,
Oregon, is visiting her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin Peterson.
OF interest to many local people
is the marriage of Miss Daisy Ma
bel Aiken, daughter of Mrs. Anna
| Aitken of Enterprise, to Mr.. Ghar-
les NJ. CUP on March 9Th. Mr.. and
Mrs. Culp will be at home to their
| friends after April first, at 642
University Street. Walla Walla.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. p. Felmley have
had as their guests, Misses Emma
and Eva Ratclisse of Seattle.
Mrs. Chas. Zimmerman and Miss
Elyira Zimmerman of Evergreen,
were the Saturday guests of Mrs.
Margaret Grant.
Mr.. Chauncey Reyes of Blaine
was the over Sunday guest OF reia-
lives here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Hammer ana
daughter Margaret of Mt. Vernon
we're the weekend guests of the lat-
ter's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Johh
| Slater.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. E. Humphrey
entertained the Bon Ami Card GluD
AT their home on Friday evening.
Progressive 500 formed the even
ings amusement.
Mr.. and Mrs. Minor McLain re
turned home Saturday evening AFTER
spending several days in Seattle.
Miss May Nevett has returned
to Bellingham after a weeks WISH
with her brother here.
Alvin Juvet, the IL year o'd SOL,
of Mr.. and Mrs. E. n. JuVe', passeu
away at Redland, Cal. ON March g.
The body was brought to Ferhdai-
where funeral services We're aaid
from the Congregational Church at
O'Clock on Saturday, Rev. Johh
! Nichols officiating. Interment WAS
made at Enterprise cemetery.
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Round Trip $I.OO
vANQUlSHED THE WRAGO.
With Euclid as His Ally, o'conneII Won
Brilliant Victory.

With Euclid as His Ally, o'conneII Won
Brilliant Victory.
In an article on "Old Dublin Streets"
Mr.. J. II. Haloran draws an amusing
picture of a notorious yirago named
Moriarty, keeper of a small shop op-
pOsite the Fourt Courts. Her spirit.
originally high and frequently re-en-
forced by the other variety termed
ardent. and her extraordinary range
of pietUresquely vituperative language
made her the terror of whomsoeyer
she denounced and the delight of the
audience that always rapidly assem-
bled. She never met her match but
once. There have been many versions
of that meeting, for the victor was no
less person than Daniel OConneH
whose friends laid a wager that he
could reduce her to silence, but they
all appear to be based on the same mar
rative. published about the middle of
the last century by Daniel Owen Mad
den.
The encounter opened briskly. with
taste of the virago's tongue, promptly
stNtlAlAAilob1l1h ulbAi ~ 1OliIcll NtutQ
to object to the price she asked for
walking stick.
You old diagonal.' rejoined O'Con-
nell amiably. Keep "a civil tongue
in your headr'
Such an epithet, incomprehensible
but doubtless derogatory. did not tend
to increase the terma gants civility.
nr,1 Dlflt nI r7.tH ~ fre,t
a radius" and then as PARALLEL
gram"-not to fly into a passion, her
anger steadily increased rising to a
climax of Infatuated bilingsgate. when
O'Connell, refusing to retract what he
had said already. accused her instead
of keeping hypotenuse in the house."
You can't deny the charge" he af-
firmed with apparent Indignation.
You can't-you miserable submultiple
of duplicate ratio! While l have a
tongue I'll abuse you. you most mimi
table periphery. Look at her, boys,
there she stands. convicted perpen-
dicular in petticoats, There she trem-
bles with guilt down to the extremi-
ties of her corollaries. All, you're
found out, you rectilineal antecedent
and equiangular old hag-you porter
swiping siInilitude Of the dissection of
a vortex
1t was too much. Abandoning words,
the enraged viraso snatched up a
saucepan to hurl at the head of the
perpetrator of such an overwhelming
onslaught of geometrical verbosity. \
bystander DETECTED its course, and
O'Connell prudently retreated, but he
had won the wager. With Euclid for
his ally, he had vanquished the virago
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FERNDALE

Mss LA Nielsen had as her
weekend guests Miss Randall and
Miss Martin of Bellingham.
Mss Cora Hanse and Miss Hat
tie Johnson of Bellipgham were the
over Sunday guests of the former :
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Hanse.
Miss Olga Hansen of Belllngham
was the over Sunday guest of MISS
Rowena Zimmerman.
Mr.. and Mrs. V. E. DeCamp end
daughter, Iris Vivian, of Seattle
have arrived for an extended visit
with the latter's mother, Mrs. Mat
tie Iawes.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. King, who have
been visiting at LaConner, have re-
turned.
Miss Jessie Henry has gone to
Vancouver to visit her parents.
Miss Helen Gorsuch is visiting
her sister, Mrs. C. Beahl of Wash
on Island.
The High School held a Campus
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10 sDend the weekend with her
folks.
Judd Funke has moved his family
INTO the Crabtree house, opposite
re Berry farm.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dreesman arrived
last Friday from South Dakota and
intend TO make their future home
IN the Steffe place.
Mrs. Win Kelly chaperened tie
Sunshine young folks 10 North Prai-
RE last Friday evening. The Sun
shine club and North Prairie club
aad a joint meeting.
Mr.. and Mrs. Art Crabtree called
at the B. c. Crabtree home Sunday.
Mrs. T. H. Smith and grandson,
Richard, spent the day with Mrs. c.
c. Smith.
Miss Minor has been visiting Law
"a and May Crabtree few days
iris week.
The next meeting of the Laugh
A-Lot Literary will be held at the
nome Of Mrs. VIII Kelly Marrh "a.
Mrs. Asa Cooley has been quite
sick, but is recovering.
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Very AMUSING.

The late Dr. 4. X. II. Boyd of Scot
land once visited a woman who had
lost her husband. BY way of comfort
ing her he proceeded to set forth with
great earnestness and beauty of IAN
puage the joys of the state to which
the departed one had attained. The
bereaved woman. with a vivid recol-
lection of her husbands defects, found
it hard to share in the minister's hopes,
although she wished to show her sense
of his kindness. She unburdened her
self thus: "Weel DIR. Boyd, you're
maybe no vera instructive, but you're
aye amusing"
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Difficulties.

What is difficulty? Only a word in
dicating the degree of strength requi-
site for accomplishing particular OBJ
jects. a mere notice of the necessity for
exertion; a bugbear to children and
fools; only a mere stimulus to men,
Samuel Warren.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1915-03-18

Youths Companion and The Tribune
Regular price $3.50. Our spec
ial price S3,l5.
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HILLS OF GOD.
The hills of God are hard to
climb.
Oh. tender little feet!
They stand up high above the
plain
And beckon to the wind and
rain,
And one is faith and one is
pain.
Oh. tired little feet!
The upward trails are fanked
with thorns.
Oh. little pilgrim heart!
The stones that shine so white
ahead
Where you must leave your pas
sions. dead.
Oh. little pilgrim heart!
But all the hills of God they
lean so close
Against the feet of God.
You see from their sunlit crest
The goal that is your prayerfui
quest
And hear the voice you've loved
the best.
High on the hills of God.
Sarah Beaumont Kennedy.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30
Urges Big Navy for United States


Notwithstanding of a sensa-
tion was caused among the business
men of this city when Henry d. Esta-
brook, prominent attorney of New
York city, declared that the United
States needed big navy-,"as big as
any navy in the world"
The Cleveland Advertising club had
invited Mr.. Estabrook to be the prin-
cipal speaker at their first MONDAY
luncheon of the season, and over 400
of the city's big business men were
present to hear his address on Self
Defense"
| Washington's declaration that "a
free people must be armed and dis
ciplined according to definite plan"
was, the speaker said, as important a
message today as when first spoken.
Such plan means recommendations
from military experts, ''it means OBJ
viously, big navy-as big as any
navy in the world-with every flying,
diving, amphibious auxiliary that can
add effectiveness and with all the
means and munitions to boot. 1t means
officers and men of brains and tech
nical training. 1t means a skeleton
army of say 100000 men, the decimal
of an army always in reserve. 1t
means a plan of discipline of the pros
pective citizen soldiery that goes be-
yond voluntary militia"
Attorney Estabrook's address on
Truth" delivered before the conven-
tion of the Associated Advertising
Clubs of the World at Chicago recent
ly, has attracted nationwide attention,
and his Cleveland speech is likely to
prove equally noteworthy.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30

other than it's authorized purpose.
When making frosting use instead
of fresh water that which has been
colored by cooked beets. Mix this
with powdered sugar and you have a
wholesome pink frosting.
When cooking milk, to keep it from
burning, put few spoonfuls of water
in the dish and when boiling add the
milk.
Apples are one of the most whole
some of fruits and should be given
freely to children, especially in the
winter. Cranberries are said to stimu-
late the liver
For the overtired housewife a most
restful attitude is to lie on the back
with the feet elevated on a couple of
pillows or cushions. Ten minutes in
this position will effect a wonderful
rest.
A splendid idea to keep stockings
mated, especially in large family, is
to place good-sized patent fasteners on
the top hem of the stockings, then
when the hose are taken off they are
snapped together, may be so washed,
and will return still united
Never throw away old quilts, as they
make the best kind of padding for a
stair carpet.
When sweater sleeves become thin
at the elbow, cut them out of the
arm hole and exchange them, putting
the left sleeve into the right arm
hole. This change brings the worn
part on the front of the sleeve.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30

the emergency shelf. Naturally some of
these things will spoil II kept too
long, so they may be used and re-
placed from time to time The cost
of replacing articles will not be great.
1t is well to remember when buying
any kind of canned goods to see that
the ends of the cans are hat. If they
bulge, reject them for this denotes
the presence of gas and they are not
fit for food. Never leave any food in
tin can; empty it at once when
opened.
Pie crust may be prepared all but
the water; put in a glass jar and Is
ready to use on the instant
Even bread, the Boston brown va
riety, is found in cans and may be a
most welcome addition to the shelf.
When one is seven miles from q
lemon" the emergency shelf is an abb
solute life saver.
Boiled dressings may be made
which will keep for weeks in the cell
lar or ice chest. In fact many house
keepers always keep a bowl of salad
dressing on hand, or one may make
salad out of almost anything.
Sailed waters, small cakes, fruit
cookies and fruit cake, will keep for
weeks if kept from the air, and so
one may feel at ease, even though
company drops in without warning.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30
Stranue Divorce Suit.

Coshocton. x One of the most re.
markable divorce petitions on record
in the local courts was filed by Mrs.
Oneta Muchmore against Wallace E.
Muchmore, farmer. She declares she
does not remember their wedding,
which she says was forced upon her.
She says she and Muchmore went to
Cincinnati April "a, 1914, to visit
friends. Muchmore took her to Cow
ington, secured license and had the
ceremony performed before she knew
what was going on and before he even
proposed to her, she claims Since
then she says she has been living by
her own efforts through the neglect
of her husband.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30
His Sad State.

My Uncle Festus is in deplorable
condition" related Maudlin Morose.
He has such sinister symptoms and
so many of them that he is firmly
convinced that he is being hurried to
the tomb by a serious malady, but
just what it is he don't know. You
see, he got hold of patent medicine
almanac giving long list of symp-
toms which he at once recognized as
being the very ones that he himself
was entertaining, although he wouldn't
have known he had em If he hadn't
read it there in uncompromising black
and white. And then he found to his
horror that the next page, giving the
name of the awful disease which
caused taose symptoms was torn out.
So now he knows beyond the perad-
venture of doubt that there is some
thing terrible, the matter with him,
hut can't determine what it is.'
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30
ocuIIst Fasts Twice, to Wed.

Ashtabula. - During the year 1914
DR.. H. G. Huffman, Youngstown oc.
ulist, built him a cabin on the bank
of Grand river, near Austinburg, and
therein he tasted for Al days as an ex.
pertinent in the interest of his health
He declares the result was all that he
had hoped for. This summer he re.
turned for another non-eat season, and
recently concluded a fast Of 81 con.
secutive days, which, he declared, com.
pleted his cure. He has just an.
nounced that he is soon to marry Miss
Dora Morthland of Youngstown. The
ceremony is to be solemnized at the
doctors camp.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30
Sept. %. 1914.

Germans occupied MoII and
MaIines and bombarded Lierre.
Outer defenses Of Antwerp
sheIIed by the Germans.
Serbs retook SemIin.
Russians swept over northern
Hungary.
Japanese invested Tsingtau.
Chinese blew up railroad bridges
to hinder progress Of Japanese.
British warships bombarded
Tsingtau.
German cruiser Emden sank five
British steamers in Gulf Of Bengal
and all tank steamers at Madras.
Zeppelin dropped bombs in Bel
gian towns.
U. S. S. Tennessee ordered to
the Adriatlc.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30
Boy Auto Victim Dies RraveIy

Canton. 'I'm going to die, mother,
but I'll be good little man."
With these words on his lips
as he was being carried into the house,
five-year-old Gail Mckinney died at his
home on Fulton-rd. The youngster
had been playing fire horse in the
street and was struck by an automo-
bile driven by Frank ]. Burdell, con-
tractor. The latter is held blameless.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30
Cause Of Worry.

Competent physicians are said to
be agreed that most Of the dyspepsia
SO prevalent today is due to nothing
but worry. AS in other cases, com,
petent physicians" confuse the cause
with the effect. Dyspepsia is not due
to worry, but worry is due to dyspep-
sia. All chronic dyspeptics worry.
while no person will worry who has
sound digestion and clean colon.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30

years of age, of three that were over
5000, and of one that was $3.50.
I'm the days Of the Trojan war and
of the exodus of the Hebrews from
Egypt this oldest tree was a sturdy
sapling, with stiff, prickly foliage like
that Of cedar, but far more COM
| pressed. 1t was doubtless a grace
full, sharply conical tree, 20 or 30 feet
high, with dense, horizontal branches,
the lower ones of which swept the
ground. Like the young trees of to-
day, the ancient sequoia and the
clump of trees of similar age which
grew close to it must have been a
charming adornment of the landscape.
By the time of Marathon the trees
had lost the hard, sharp lines of
youth, and were thoroughly mature.
The lower branches had disappeared,
up to height of hundred feet or
more; the giant trunks were disclosed
as bare, reddish columns covered with
soft bark six inches or foot in thick
ness; the upper branches had ac-
quired slightly dropping aspect; and
the spiny foliage, far removed from
the ground, had assumed a graceful,
rounded appearance. Then for CEN
turies, through the days of Rome, the
Dark Ages and all the period of the
growth of European civilization, the
ancient giants preserved the same ap-
pearance, strong and solid, but with
strangely attractive, approachable
quality"
The Sequoias are found scattered
all over the park, which has an area
of 161, ,597 acres, but the greater trees
are gathered in 1S groups Of many
acres each, where they grow close to-
gether.
The following is list of few of
the principal trees, with their names,
height, and diameter:
Giant Forest Grove.
General Sherman, height, 279.9 feet;
diameter, 36.5 feet.
Abraham Lincoln, height. 27O feet:
diameter, 81 feet.
William Mckinley, height, 291 feet;
diameter, 2S feet.
Muir Grove.
Dalton, height, 292 feet; diameter,
q feet.
Garfield Grove.
California, height, 26O feet; diam
eter, 80 feet.
General Grant Grove.
General Grant, height, 264 feet;
diameter, IS feet.
George Washington, height, 255
feet; diameter, 20 feet.
The General Sherman tree was dis
covered by James Wolverton, a hunt
er and trapper, on August 7, 1879, at
which time he named the tree in
honor of General Sherman, under
whom he had served during the war.
Home of the Golden Trout.
The general country is one of the
most beautiful in America, abounding
in splendid streams, noble valleys,
striking ridges, and towering noun
tains. Some of the best trout fishing
in the world is found here. The park
is the home of the celebrated golden
trout, which is found nowhere else in
such perfection of color.
These mountains and valleys form
literally one of the most available
pleasure spots on the continent. 1t is
easily travelled and abounds in fine
camping grounds. The water is drink
able in all the streams. Aside from
the sequoias the largest, oldest, tall
est, and most valuable forest trees are
found here. There are forests of pine,
fir, cedar, and many deciduous trees
that are fairly royal. There are many
shrubs, wild flowers, ferns and MOSES
of wonderful luxuriance and beauty.
1t is park of birds.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30

Wash hairbrushes in common bak-
ing-soda water: teaspoonful to a pint
of hot water. Dip the brushes up and
down in this until clean. then rinse
in clear water and dry, bristle-side
down.
Buttons will stay on longer If the
knot in the thread is put under the
button before beginning to sew It on.
The flush Of youth soon passes from
the face.
The spells OF fancy. from the mind
depart,
The form may lose its symmetry. its
grace.
But time can claim no victory DER
the heart
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30


the end that the arte of dyeing NAV
be brought into the realme in the
greatest excellency, for thereof will
follow honour to the realme, and great
and ample vent of our clothes.'' He
was instructed to have knowledge of
all the materials that may be used in
dyeing, be they hearbs, weeds, barks
gummes, earths, or what els soever.
+. If any dyer of China be to
be found in Persia, acquainte your.
self with him, and learne what you
may OF him. Set downe in writing
whatsoever you shall learne from day
to day, lest you forget or lest God
should call you; that come life or
death, your country may enjoy the
thing that you go for"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30
OHIO POSTMASTERS
REFLECT OFFICERS
State Branch Of National Association
Holds Its Annual Meeting at Cincin-
Rati--tO Meet at GAINESVILLE
Next Year

Western Newspaper Union News ServiSs.
Cincinnati.-All of the present Of
fiCers Of the Ohio branch of the ma
tional association of postmasters Of
the third and fourth class were re-
elected at its annual meeting here.
They are: H. H. Collins, South Zanes-
vile. president; S. E., Whiteside,
Bloomingsburg, vice president; w. C..
Geyer, Norwich, secretary and treas
urer. GAINESVILLE was selected as the
meeting place for 1916.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30
underaoes Operation.

Cincinnati.-Former United States
Senator Joseph B. Foraker was op-
Grated upon and two hours after he
was removed from the operating room
his condition was reported satisfac-
tory by DIR. G. F. McKim. The weak
state of the patient several days ago
resulted in a delay of the operation.
Senator Foraker's constitution is ex,
pected to stand him in good stead dur
ing the period of convalescence.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30

of the sirup and boil 1t up with sugar
to make rich sauce. Butter crack
ers. place the PEACHES on them, sprin-
kle with sugar and put another crack.
er on top. Put into the oven long
enough to heat through and serve with
hot fruit sauce.
Jelly Paneakes.-Make batter of a
cupful of milk, a cupful of -four, one
leaspoonful of baking powder and a
quarter of teaspoonful of salt. Beat
an egg, add the milk and -four, beating
well, fry on a hot creased griddle
Spread with jelly, roll up and sprinkle
with powdered sugar.
Raspberry Trfle.-Line a glass dish
with thin slices of sponge cake. Pour
over it raspberry juice to soften it,
then lay over it layer of whole ber-
ries. On this place another layer of
cake and another layer of raspberries.
Pour over all whipped sweetened
cream.
Banana Dessert. - Slice bananas
and sprinkle them with powdered su-
gar, chopped nut meats and the juice
Of half a lemon. Surround with seed
ed raisins and serve with cream.
A few cooked prunes stirred into
sweetened and favored whipped
cream and served on squares or strips
Of cake makes most tasty dessert.
Any kind of fruit may be served in
the same way, pineapple is especially
good.
Cooked rice served with hard
sauce, favored with crushed, fresh
fruit, is another good dessert.
Marmalade, cream cheese, dates,
figs and nuts in combination may be
used for sweet sandwich filing
Maple sugar with chopped salted al
monds is one that is always liked.
Moisten the sugar with thick cream,
then add the chopped nuts. The
Drowned almonds make a most appe-
dzing flavor with the maple sugar.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30
AnaIyzinu the Boy.

How would boy grow up If he
never had mud between his toes and
torn hat?" Mrs. Homer Hoch de-
mands to know. Many boys have mud
not only all the way between their
toes and a torn hat, but also on top
of the torn hat, and still they seem
never to grow up.-Kansas City Star.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30
Finds Kin After Iona Search,

Toledo. = After a separation of IS
years Mrs. Helen Mccullough, a
widow of this city, has found
her brother ]. D. Bingham, at Kala,
mazoo, Mich, and has gone there to
see him. Both began dilsgent hunt
for each other more than 40 years ago.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-09-30
Daily Thought.

! do not say we ought to be happier
as we grow older, but We ought to be
calmer. knowing better what life is,
and looking forward to another, which
we believe to be reality. though we
cannot tell what it means.-Jowett.