El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-13

' Swedish expression OF explosive neu-
{ trality.
Il have been in janiting business
+ forty (40) years he dib, yet never
I before now did live to see it"
Il can teach you quite a knowledge
I about novelties" divulge for friend
ship approach
I have arrived" Z commence like
YMC-A-, TO make slight visit around
for I am anxious to get acquainted
with more JanitOrs, because 1 never
/ dish-wash and dinner-cook 1 have
pleasure hours when ] could drop in
on the happiness Of your home Also.
maybe you have some idleness OF your
own which you would enjoy by riding
upward to my kitchen"
Before I entrnst my val. married
lie OF zS6 lbs weight 70 your alTSnlp'
I see myself bust first he Club. How
eYerely. If you come to visit my cellar
home in D. m afternoons I teach you
among friends how play Swedish game
am gratitude. With happy feet
I follow him to cave parlOr where
home surroundings look snug under
steam-pipes. There besides red table
cloth set wife & uncle making play
card with society expression Her
name was Mrs Swank, Uncle's name Mr.
Saw.
PIease-to-meet enjoyed while I learn
Z
which cost me SIC while learning De
lightful afternoon Nextly I cron back
TO Hon. Dumb-Waiter and hyst upward
TO kitchen
Danger about habits is they become
habitual Each afternoon time / slid
down for slightly visit that delightful
Janitor Family. We play P knuckle
each p. m amidst Of beer. American
tea which I DO not love, therefore can
not This are too happy life for re-
, main doing So Therefore I not 81
prised. One p n. at dish-wash hour
Hon. Mrs. Oddbunn arrive TO me and
report briefly, Dinner for at Z"
What eat, II anything?' 1 ask to
know.
roast" she explain while parting
I make speed to telephone and ask
Hon Turkey come quick BY $50 time
he arrive by Dumb-Waiter- 1 were
dressing him politely for dinner when
Hon Whistle speech from tube
Hello, yes" This from me
Hello no." That from Hon Janitor
bedown-stairs. why you no drop to
P Knuckle which waits?'
90 thanks not TO do" narrate. Too
much turkey-cOok consume time"
Why you spoil all afternoon pleas
ure by mere work." he grump, and
his voice disappear
/ very alarmed 10 insult poor 5anitor
Yet in time OF war Turkey is more i'm
portant than Sweden So 1 must de
vote my wrists to tired duty Of cook
cry. Bymby il 5 o'clock. Then I put
Hon. Turkey to hot oven and await
what next
While setting down catch thoughts
Why could I not make slight down
slide and observe - game P Knuckle
while Hon Turkey peacefully bake up2
Bank Presidents, actors, etc, can leave
! profession occasionally for idle JOY,
Z Why not Togo alsO2 I did.
With talented muscle / elope into
Hon Dumb-Waiter, hoyst myself down
" and next I stood by cellar parlOr
where red table cloth was there con
tanning cards and other players. Hon.
JanitOr, Mrs Swank, Uncle saw set
gloomy by beers amidst CANDLES. They
continue play-card which they do with
out welcome to my presence. At lastly
L say Hum" with debutant indica-
ton in my voice.
What you do here?' require Hon.
Janitor brutally like mules.
4 come help P. Knuckle."-I resort
humbully
This game wait for no japanese
labor" he snork.
Excuse please This from me while
Hon Janitor reply by beerstp.
Either get out or 90 at once" he
snib with fist
Il take my choice" are bright reply
FOR me So ] thrush TO Hon. Dumb
Waiter where il stood looking for me
] make pullup Of rope and am nearly
up there when o. Hon. Dumb-Waiter
refuse to go more further. although
merely 2-3 feet from that dearie
kitchen where 1 smell turkey. I hear
sounds Of rope tie Nothing else but
silence could be observed. I houa 20
Hon Janftori" with feeble voice so
/ Mrs Boss Lady no hear and fire me for