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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-01-11
SAFE OR TRADE

5 acres, new and modern building. two
good cottage. $50 Kansas ave, Room
10000 EQUITY $1,000
For Sale my equity in strictly modern
Groom residence located block south OF
Central Park, No 1884 Buchanan J. r.
Gibbon- Phone 49, -.
SALE room new cottage. West side, II
fots. one block car line at 2,599 payment
plan or will take vacant lots or automo-
bfve rs first payment Phone 1l8z
FOR SALEM lots with room house
in 15o0 block. Kansas ave 800 gets it
Terms N4xweaL 1oM Kansas ave
FOR sALEEquify IN room house. Wen
located. cheap Make me an oner: Phone
Eos Red
SALE-New 5 room house Just built: must
have money and Will sell this property
at a bargain Address 4 care Journal
FOUR room cottage and one lot. out
buildings. Price $50. on easy payments
Located At Sos West LIST Phone 16z-K-4
FOR SALE OR RENT-Homes in Ok
hQ1. r. C. 0oW4 81 wabash ave.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-01-11
MUSIC LESSONS.

MRS. c. NJ SMILEY, piano and strinSed
music lessons OF IS minutes, Sc at pupils
home. Phone U35 White.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-01-11

SAVE TOUR LEGS-H you want to buy
sell or exchange anything; or you
your legs OF trying to secure results. Let
the State Journal carriers do your running
by placing q small advertisement in the
and the results are quick CAu phone $40
Want ad departu1enf-
PUPILS in Latin. = German or other
branches Call 81 Black
WANTED to give away wood Phone
SSs1 K-z
CARPET WeavfnE. good WoEk, pE3ces rea-
sonAbIe a Laka Phouo ~ Whita
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-01-11

modern house, within two blocks of
state house. rent reasonable. LIS Jack
SON. Phone z062 Blue
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07
KENNY BEATONS new FRISCO JOB ISN'T
ALL SUNSHINE; SEE WHAT They've DONE

II isn't all clear sailing for Kenny
Beaton. late Town In Review editor
OF The stars pink edition. and
Towne Gossip man on the PI.. In
San Francisco. where he started n
column las, week on Hearats Ex.
aminer.
The day following the appear.
ancc Of Beaion'a Townc Gossip. the
Bulletin. a rival Frisco paper In
trodnccd a similar column. bur.
Iesquo reproduction Of Heaton's. un.
der the heading. We paiiye Junke. -
by n. V. D."
n. V. D.'K' sketched likeness APP
pears in the heading. with a suit OF
EN- on. and Mt the end appears a
little man. saying Il congratulate
you"
Here IL n. V. D'N" first install.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07
Peaceable Intervention

DRESDENT WILSON'S by
Americans with feeling of relief if not of qualification
This newspaper has consistently opposed armed intervention
Mexico the interest of faction party Intervention that would
not be welcomed by the Mexican people, and which might
At time
would when PEACEABLE INTERVENTION would necessary
welcomed by the great Of the people of that unfortunate
public. 1t would that the time is at hand
the male population
fighting The peace-peace
basis nothing of the and children who suffering
the
There certain point beyond which patriotism 60
DEATH NOT FIGURATIVELY BUT ACTUALLY. They know that
something must be done and that quickly They also
the nations earth the United States alone do this
We still oppose armed invasion Of Mexico but believe that
Uncle Mexcos real patriots with the
tended and "Yom burden too heavy let carry for WHILE
glad acclaim.
We talk of national opportunities" One here presented by
which make the Stars and Stripes halowed SYMBOL
and abused.
it
excruatngy funny rshp bombs exploding bedrooms
and children
THE PRESIDENT Of Andona OF SIS probably
one who
100 Iowa
the
would raid en- Ouch!
Of
do to American
millions of dollars of German
y American
according length of
dowcd Spoon there's high
buried standing upl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07

ment.
. GOT tired.
OF WORKING.
FOR a living.
AND A bum ore.
AT THAT.
AND WRITING ia such.
HARD WORK.
~ YOU play.
INSIDE THE rules.
AND so decided.
THAT IN the future.
10 JUST write one.
sesrssc. a day
LIKE This one.
AND PUT a period.
AFTER EACH phrase.
AND CAPITAL letters.
AT The Beginning.
AND AsTgaisKs or something.
OR OTHER.
IN BETWEEN.
AND SURE enough.
THE EDITORS.
a & a.
AND THE dear public.
Eel! 70. IT.
ARD MR.. Hearst
: ?
WHO IS an awful boob.
BUT ALWAYS gets the big guys.
BECAUSE HE 10 the only boob.
WHO PAYS the money
BROUGHT NE all the way.
FROM ALAMEDA.
AND HERE am.
AND WHILE don't say anything
JUST LOOK a. the way.
I SAY II.
AND rsl! me.
IF THIS amt better.
u a a
THAN woRkIN' iikell.
FOR a living.
AND NOT making one.
AND ALL that.
! CONGRATULATE you.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07
F. c. Lowe, SEATTLE PAINTER,
WELL after using AK0Z s WEEKS
Had Inflammatory Rheuma-
tism IL Years; Says
Mineral Remedy Cured

Few men are bettor known and
more prominent In labor circles In
Seattle than Frank G. Lowe. painter
and paperhanger. residing at 40s
Mercer Street. Seattle. He Is presi-
dent OF Local 300. Brotherhood OF
Painters. Decorators and Paper
hangers OF America. For twelve
years he was crippled with inflam-
matory rheumatism. He says six
weeks OF Akoz mineral treatment
cured him.
His statement follows:
II tried nearly everything for
bad case OF inflammatory rheuma-
iism. but nothing did me any good
until tried Akoz. II worked won
ders for me. Doctors. patent medi-
cines aud electric devices failed to
check the rheumatism with which
I suffered for ~ years, off and on.
Last February the pain in my left
arm. both knees and feet was 10 Sc
we're ! had 10 cult work. and was
barely able TO get around on
crutches for while. In June be.
gan taking the Akoz internal treat.
ment. The pain was greatly les.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07

ATLANTA. Ga. June An IN
n twlnkling 13-year.old Ruby Free.
man has become n candidate for a
hero medal.
Her little brother Clyde might
have been dead now Instead of In
the hospital with merely a leg cut
off II II had not been for Ruby's
Quickness and courage.
Ruby's mother Is In the hospital
and Ruby was little mother" 10
Clyde. She watched him carefully
ms he played tag In front OF their
home.
Suddenly he slipped and rolled
under coal wagon. Ruby dnrted
under the wheels after him, and
dragged him back, but one leg was
crushed and later ut the hospital Il
was amputated.
Ruby escaped herself without a
brulse,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07
ROSE SHOWS CLOSE;
PRIZES AWARDED

Rose shows at Mt Baker park
and the University district drew
great crowds. Sunday. prizes hav-
ing been awarded winners at both
places. There were $500 entries
and some 200 varieties OF roses
were shown.
The University show closed last
night. J. p. Todd won the sweep
stakes silver cup at the Mt Baker
park show.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07

sened In two weeks and gone en-
tlrely before the end OF the six
weeks treatment. cannot speak
TOO highly OF the merits OF Akoz. .
Akoz viii be found as effective
In treating stomach. liver. kidney
and bladder trouble. catarrh. ulcers.
piles, skin diseases and other all
ments. For sale at all leading drug
stores. where further information
may be had regarding this adver-
tlsement.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07
X Cream Cake

by Mrs. Janet Mckenzie Hill.
Editor Of the Boston Cooking
School Magazine.
os~-hsff cup butt~rt . cup sugar,
yoiks OF eggs. beaten light 10
cups sffted -FOUR 2 level t~asr.cn-
fai. X nskiau Powder u emp cold
waters whites OF 2 egKs. beaten arr.
Cream tho butter. add the sugar.
yoikH ~ rgsr and water. then tho
flour. Hlftcd three times with the
baking powder. lastly the whites ~
rERH Rake In two Ar three LAYERS
put these together with-4--r-s
cream filing and dredEs a
the top with confcctioncfs A0
sugar.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07
IN THE EDITORS MAIL

until they become sufficiently de-
based TO enter one OF these homes.
Too late. alas' to save them TO
make good wives and mothers.
What are we going TO do about
IL?
MRS. c. +. JONES,
$500 keystone Place.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07

Biily-rd like ter be a doctor.
Wiilie-Whaffur7
/, pilly--So's when n fellers moth.
or brought him TO mo I could say
keep him home from school a
week or 40.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07
= n oST.sfR
||A~yy6'ssss
True Optimism

True Optimism
Tho optimlst had been dlsap.
pointed In love
oh. we'll. he unused. \ should
probably have been disappointed
In marriage. anyhow"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07
Cream Cake

Inquiries among a large number
OF women using The Cooks Book
showed this To be their favorite
cake recipe. II II easy 20 make.
certain TO turn out well II II G
Baking Powder IA used. and may
be put together with almost any
nlllnK or icing.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07

one-foarsh cup sifs~a flour, a tes-
spoonful salt 4 cup hot miikf Z ~sx.
beaten iinht, VI cup sugar. . ten
spoonf"i vanilla sstrsctt ornee
chocolate.
Mix flour ana salt with n very ut.
TIC cold milk; stir Into The hot milk
and cook ten minutes. add tho choco-
late and stir until ~ f. melted and
evenly blended with tho flour mix.
ture. then beat IN the cgg mixed
with tho sugar. and lastly the va
nllia.
You need tho X c Cooks Book
containing this and 80 other dell
ciouE recipos--scnt free upon receipt
OF the colored certificate packed in
every 2b-cent can OF X & baking
Powder. Send 10 the Jacques Mfg
Co, Chicago.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07

Tom Singer. 500 3ist ave. was
n passenger in the jitney. but es-
capped unhurt
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07
What Kind Of Business Is
War, Anyhow?

WHAT kind of business this thing any way judged by
w the laws and morals that govern Individuals
you're walking the and fellow bumps you and
says you you're Get me
you bonehead, I'll hand you one"
This makes peeved because wasn't fault at all You
that you proudly ignored this treaand the lowbrow who ut
tered ha YOU would look like spneess coward Maybe you
ought consider the source But notice that other passeby
who heard It, have paused long enough note the result and
recognize them neghbos You don't want
trouble But what the dickens going to do Swallow
and go on-or whatl
This all goes thru your mind nervous
maintain your standing in the
iy regular fellow, who doesn't trouble but who won't let
pick him. (were be heard by others rate) that it's
up to you to say something So, you turn and remark
Get the your'e big mu who do think you're
to?a
passby stop fellow is up
against just like he's got do something maintain
standing Things begin happen First thing know you're
in fight You didn't want fight You didn't expect fight You
had years But here it is Without warning.
What's the answer,
you maintain your standing by showing you're
fight someone picks your Not at all; not at ALL,
Don.n % nhsd Almost before ds so ad 9u
Of the crowd which likes little Observation-Disclosures it's fight
PINCH
And from starting with The most ustiate motives in the world
those of merely maintaining right be let alone and not picked
suddenly confronted by the fact that to be arrested the
it's against the law" fight Our whole theory civilization based
on that-otherwis they say we would have anarchy
So there you are
country another each back down
ious. It's patriotism IT'S WAR TT is NOT AGAINST THE LAVE
other several millions fight several other millions Then isn't dis
graceful heroic And they pin medals on you for doing things
they'd lynch you for were settling private grievance
We're not saying this isn't perfectly natural and correct because
most people in this world to be willing to fight prove that nobody
you'd think perhaps that the custom of legally prohibiting
men from fighting out is wrong. Both can't be correct
this thing any way makes usually oense
against the law or even crime, suddenly into virue'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07
ADVOCATES GIRLS. HOME

Editor The Star: wish 10 &C.
quaint you with fact that Judge
Dykeman made known 10 us in a
recent address before the Mems
club OF Keystone Congregational
church.
There ~ not home nor an insti.
tuition in this great city 10 save girls
eho are over 10 years OF age. while
they are still decent and self.rc-
speeding
Before that age there are homes
for them. but those brought before
the juvenile court who have passed
their 18th birthday. and are not bad
enough for one OF the homes for de-
graded girls. have 20 be sent away
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-06-07
DIsoUsTED WITH US

Editor The Star. Your comment
on Ebert Hubbard was extremely
offensive 10 any seif.respccting per
son who tries TO read your paper.
Il was uncslled for 10 make such a
remark about any man just after he
has died. You would not dare to
attack him SO II he were alive.
] am Disguised with your paper
and almost ashamed TO receive II
thru the mails.
! do not expect 10 see this In your
column. W. w. GOULD,
Friday Harbor.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-22
REDHE[D SAYSN no
fVd1ShCREN
IShEEDED

Showing that the Seamen,s Act does
not require the employment of n crew
rs per cent Of which is English
speaking but simply requires that Is
per cent be able to ind .rstand the
language Of their officsrs, copies of
this clause Of the act receiyed this
week by Acting Collector OF Customs
Raymer Sharp, from the Department
Of Commerce, William G. Redfield.
secretary, are Illuminating.
After quoting that part OF the law
which has raised the greatest howl
from shipowners, the provision that
no ship 0te100 tons or over shall be
allowed to leave any port Of the Unit
ed States after November 4 unless she
has on board crew. not less than Is
are able to understand any order civ.
en- by their officers. Secretary Red
field comments as follows:
rThe Department Of Commerce does
not constrle this as requiring the use
of any particular language. This sec
ton conid not be construed as reQuir-
ing an English,speaking crew II the
crews officers speak French. IS per
cent OF the crew must be able. to un-
derstand ordaTs given in that Ian
guage; If Gernan Is the LANGUAGE
spoken By the Officers, then German;
or IL Spanish, then Spanish"
The Seamen;s Act goes into effect,
as copcerns United States vessels, No
yenber a With foreign vessels Il
does not become effective until March
A, 1916.
Mr.. Sharp has also received de-
partmenfal circular telling Of the law
as applied to able seamef's scertifi.
Gates This specifies that applicants
for q certificate must have had ct
least ~ months Of service on deck 1T
sea or on inland waters before taking
the examination for q certificate.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-22
. SslOdteliuntNap,
TO REACH
NEW n0RKV|A
MAGELLAN

Orders to sail for London via the
Straits Of Magellan. instead Of wait
ing for the Panama canal to be
cleared have been received by Capt
A. w. Nelson Of the former Pacific
Mail liner Korea. The Korea reached
Balboa from San Francisco at exactly
the time that the big slides in Guile.
bra cut blocked the canal.
1t is expected that the Siberia. an.
other of the former Pacific Mail heet
purchased by the Atlantic Transport
Company of West Virginia. viii be
given similar orders instead of wait.
ing for the canal to be put in working
order again.
Another former Pacific Mailer, the
Persia, purchased by the Togo Kisen
Kaisha from the Pacific Mail corpora
ton, will be commanded by Capt. Ha.
shimoto, formerly skipper of the Nip.
pom Maru, according to the Japan Ad-
vertiser. He win take charge Of the
boat at Hongkong and has taken SO
men with him for his crew. The Per.
sia's new purser Is also q Japanese,
Mr.. Matsumoto, formerly an officer on
the Nippon.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-22
MEN HIGH RE60RD
mail SHIPMENT
Due TUESDAY

With the heaviest shipment of mail
on board ever brought to Honolulu by
any steamer, the MatsDn liner Wilhei-
nina is steaming to this port and will
arrive at 2 80 Tuesday morping. She
has on board 623 sacks Of mail.
There are ia cabin passengers ON
the ship and 80 steerage. Express
matter consists Of 126 packages. There
Is only one automobile coming.
The Wilhelmfna's freight cargo is
heavy as we'll The radio giving the
above Information was received this
morning by Castle & Cooke, local Mat
son agents. Freight on board amounts
to 6333 tons, of which 1899 are for
Honolulu and -2Oa4 FOR Hilo.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-22
RAW GOII0N Will
MAiEI)PBUlIk
OFCAR00ES

That ne real reason for record shin
,a 8. ~ ~ az cotton fo .Ianan from the
77rifcd st.fss IL not s. 1eca,,se If s
Noon q cotton nnfscfsrinr there.
hit /. dne ~ 1enan;s consfanfiv IN.
creasinr : shinments ~ ernl6sives FL
Rnssia has 6eer leaned .,a mere,
RE ,o5sicial ~ sfafemenf issned vita
- z q : few 5000 ago ir ,Ianen
sfsfe. that me ohi i,,,., Is ~ = q II
..rro rlovines r bostsl IN tbs
trsnsnsc a,s treaa = !, ..rrov; a. fo,.
she 1000 ,,ovsr,s,s - eetton from
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-22

In accordance with instructions re-
ceived from the DEPARTMENT of Com.
merce, notice is hereby given that no
sunhydrated or auiekllme can be;
transported on passenger teamers,
after this date.
Arrangements must be made to ship
same on freight steamers
INTERISLAND STEAM NAV. co..
LTD.
October IS, 1915.
6299.6t
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-22
.HARDOR NegEs

The American schooner Frank H
Buck will be In Sunday from Mel.
bourne for fuel oil. hound for San
FRANCISCO.
Last evening the Matson steamer
Lurline sailed for Kahului. She will
return Sunday morning and sail Tues
day afternoon for San francisco.
The Matson steamer Enterprise is
discharging her large cargo OF canned
pines at San Pedro. She arrived there
"Wednesday. having cleared from this
port October 10.
Some time next week the schooner
Lucca viii SAIL for Palmyra and Fan.
ninf Island Her skipper has not
been decided By Judge Henry p
Cooper
No further word has been received
here today concerning the Dutch
dredge Diomedes. grave fears for
whose safety are entertained BY marins
ers and Shipping men.
The submarine FL went out on q
short run this morning to test her
engines, which have been 0verhauled
preparatory to the F flotilla,s trip TO
San Francisco next week for extensive
repairs and alterations.
The Peoples Express q pray Com.
pany has been awarded the contract
fol. carrying dntiable goods from docks
10 the appraisers stores. It Is for one
year. with privilege OF extension.
There were three bidders,
The Matson steamer Wilhelmina,
which will arrive Tuesday morning Is
bringing the largest cargo from San
francisco to the Islands carried this
year. 63Ss tons. OF this 1929 are for
Honolulu and 2os4 for Hilo.
Some time today the British steam.
er Cycle Is due to arrive, to take on
$50 tons Of bunker coal Her skipper
Is Can't. Charles &. Eeap. The Clyde
is from Vancouver, bound for Austria
la. Her agents are the Inter-Island
Suit against the Portland harbor
commission has been brought by Hind,
Rolph & Company, to recover Gam
ages for gr0ppdihg Of the arm IS bark.
entine Puako, which ran ashore while
tn tow of the commissioning tug, the
Wallula.
-------
Tuesday viii be Email day here
The Matson steamer Wilhelmina will
arrive that morning with . heavy mall
from the coast, and at 4 o'clock that
afternoon the Lprline viii sail with
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-22

Bad luck was c6untered by the
schooner B6nIah, which arrived octo-
Der 3 at Aberdeen, 28 days from Ho-
hcfuln. She tied up for repairs, with
her hold half fuIls Of water and her
fpdder missing. She received the
damage n 8 thick fog oii the north
spit Of Wlllapa Harhor, where she
was caught ii, the breakers and Sc
fereiy battered before sic could reach
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-22

The Matson steamer Wilhelmina,
which win arrive Tuesday morning 1 is
bringing the largest cargo from San
Francisco to the Islands carried this
year, 1898 tons. OF this 1929 are for
Honolulu and 2os4 for Hilo.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-22
FOR HENT.

1-room house and garage at 1547 M.
uanu ave; possession given Nov, 1,
Apply office Cecil Brown. 6501-1m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-22

Small cottage, Waialae I'd, mr.. Eth
ave, Kaimuki Tel 524S. s3Ol-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-22
FOR SAE.

S16o-Lots 50xlOG on 9Th and 10th
.ayes.. PaIolo; SO down. IS per mo.
No interest -
$3.50 Lots 50x10O on 10th. 18th and
18th ayes. Kaimuki: SO down. IS
per month.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-22
CONTRACTOR AND suILoeR.

Yamameto. SO Kukui st Tel. 4S16.
House painting and papering; reas,
- .6S0l.3nl -
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-22

The American schooner Frank H
Buck win be In Sunday from Mel:
bourne for fuel oil, hound for San
Francisco.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-22

Pass book No. 1887: finder return to
Bank of Hawaii. Ltd. 6S01.3t
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-22

The Matson steamer Enterprise iE
discharging her large cargo Of canned
pines at San Pedro She arrived there
"Wednesday, having cleared from this
port October 10.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-08-05

War which transforms noble cathe-
drals into shapeless masses OF broken
stone. which spells the farmers In
nocent fields with trenches full OF
burrowing human beings bent on
blowing each other to pieces. which
turns kings palaces into barracks and
gentlemen's country houses into hos
pitfalls, makes its own uses also of
places dedicated In time OF peace TO
the amusement OF the populace- For
instance. It was in a certain town
in the Auvergne that a number OF
German prssoners were lodged In the
hippodrome or circus. Some care was
taken to make things as comfortable
as possible for the involuntary In
mates. but the persona IT charge re
fused to remove a sign-thoughtfully
put up the previous year by a humane
society. The sign said: BE good
to the animals"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-08-05
DAISY FLY KILLER .


A boy walked into the office Of the
telegraph company at Chicago and
applied for job. He said his name
was Missouri"
The manager happened to want a
messenger boy just at that moment
and gave him a message that had to
be delivered in a hurry.
Here's your chance, my boy" said
the manager, these people have been
kicking about undelivered messages.
Now, don't come back until you have
delivered it."
A little while afterward the tele-
phone rang. On the other end of the
wire there appeared to be building
Waterman, somewhat terrified.
Have you got boy they call Mis-
souri?'" inquired the Waterman.
1--WE did have 10 minutes ago." re-
piled the manager.
The Waterman continued:
"That Missouri Teller came over
here and said he had to go to one OF
the offices. We don't allow no one
up at that office at this hour and
told him he couldn't 60"
Eyes, yes" said the manager.
WELL" said the Waterman, 'he said
- go and had to pull my gun
on him."
you didn't shoot him?" ex
claimed the manager.
NO" meekly came back the re
Spouse over the wire, but l want my
gun back"