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The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-30

SaIpIcon OF FruIt.-
Remove the skins from
half a pound of white
grapes and take out the
seeds after cutting the
grapes in halves. Cut
three oranges and three
grapefruits in halves and
take ont the min in seq
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-30

81 wish to write and tell you about
fall had down fourteen steps, and bruised
my neck and hip very bad. l could not
sleep ut all. sent my wife for rs cont
time was on my feet again. "-Chdrles
Hyde, 1885 Prairie Ave, 81. Louis. Mo.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Burglar Phones for Police.

Shot in the shoulder while in the
act of robbing the Glenbrock Conn. }
station of the New Haven road, Elias
Treadwell, with long criminal record,
was forced at pistol point to summon
the police to arrest himself. Tread
well is in the Stamford hospital.
Robert A GourIey, station agent at
GIenbrock, has been sleeping in the
ticket office for a long time to pro-
teCt the property against burglars. He
was asleep when Treadwell, forcing a
window, entered the waiting room.
The noise awakened Mr.. Gourley, who
ordered Treadweu to surrender. When
he attempted to flee Mr. GourIey fired
at him. TreadweI fell. Mr.. GourIey
then made him arise and call the DO
lice on the phone.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
ELDERLY MAN "OFFICE BOY"
More Than Satisfied With
Results Achieved.

A Broadway business man was talk
ing to a friend who was looking for
good Office boy.
cut out the boys" he said with
confidence, and- get an old man who
is willing 10 work for less than
mans wages. l began It about a year
ago and I never did a better thing.
I got the suggestion from a man
not in business, but a physician. He
had ordered some article or other
which had not come promptly and he
came in person to see about it.
told him, which was true, that 1 had
been bothered so by changing my Of
fee boys that l couldn't get il to him.
Then he blew out at me and asked
me why I didn't get an old man to do
Office boy work and I wouldn't have
any more bother.
1T looked so different at first that
I laughed at him, but he insisted so
that it was the only cure that I con-
cluded l would try it. I knew Of an
old chap, honest and living with his
son, doing small jobs and helping all
he could for his keep, and l asked him
how he would like to be office boy for
me. He laughed just as I did at first,
but l insisted on his trying it and he
agreed to come and do the best he
could but wouldn't guarantee that he
would be satisfactory.
He came the next day and though
he was bit slow at first he was al
ways ready and willing and in a week
or so I was SO well satisfied with him
that I wouldn't have traded him for
all the boys I had been bothered with
for five years. He isn't perfect, nor
is anybody, for that matter, but he is
reliable and honest, never soldiers on
me, doesn't smoke cigarettes or read
dime novels, isn't fresh around the
store, is always polite and is always
on time.
Il pay him 81 a week and he is glad
enough to get it, and he isn't so old
but that he is good for at least ten
years of duty, which will also be ten
years of comfort for me and the entire
store. don't say that any old man
will be as satisfactory as this one, but
1 do say that nine-tenths of the old
fellows will make better office boys
than the average we have to put up
with.
"Try an old man for an office boy
and see if you can do any worse than
you have been doing. Several of my
friends are doing it and so far they
are all pleased with the change"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Real pauahter of the REGIMENT

"Our regiment has adopted a two
year-old Turkish girl baby" writes a
Cossack who is serving with the Rus
sian advance into the Turkish Cauca-
sus. He explains: During our for
ward movement last week one of our
men found in farm house this baby,
which had been abandoned by her flee
ing parents. The starving little crea-
ture was cleaned, clothed and fed, and
then taken to the staff quarters. In
the Greek church of the village of Bar
dus the founding was christened &C
cording to the rites of the Orthodox
church, the commander of the regi-
ment acting as godfather and Princess
Gelovanna, a Red Cross nurse and
wife Of a member of the duma, as god
mother. The child was named Alexan-
dra Donskaia, after the name of the
regiment. The officers and men of the
regiment subscribed monthly amounts
sufficient to pay for rearing and edu-
eating their regimental daughter"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
"Eiot" NEWSPAPERS.

Sensational French newspapers. es-
pecially in these times of war, contain
plenty of ''hot stuff" in the way of
reading matter. They are also provid-
ing heat in another way and one that
is probably more useful.
French soldiers shivering in the
trenches have found that they can
keep themselves warm by padding
their uniforms with old newspapers.
Large quantities of newspapers find
their way to the front, and these,
when read, are used as coat Innings.
The value of paper as a heat retain
er has been recognized in other armies.
Japanese soldiers, for example, are
provided with paper shirts, which are
not only cheaper than wool or cotton.
but in some respects are quite as sat
isfactory.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
PROUD OF THE ABILITY TO LIE
Sniness by No Means Ashamed When
Accused of an Absence of
TruthfuIness.

DR.. Frank Garrett, who has been a
missionary to China for the last II
years, says that the first thing you
nave to do is to get the Chinese view.
point Like many of their customs,
II seems to US upside down. In the
United States if you call man a liar,
you are likely to get into serious trou.
Die In China, the man would be rath.
er complimented than insulted.
A missionary had established a little
church somewhere in the interior, and
put a native preacher in charge while
ne visited some other mission points.
When he returned he missed one
young man from the congregation. The
native preacher said they had put him
out of the church.
Why, what was the matter? What
did he do?" asked the missionary.
He stole a bamboo rod" returned
the preacher.
Why answered the missionary, "a
bamboo rod is worth only about ten
cents. Don't you think you were a lit.
tie severe?"
No, no." and he shook his head in.
dlgnantly. 1--WE can't have a thief in
the church. The Bible says a thief
can't go to heaven, and we couldn'
have anyone in the church who
couldn't go to heaven. Besides, ii
would give us bad name in the com
munity."
Well" returned the missionary,
the Bible says a liar can't go to
heaven. Are you going to turn the
liars out, too?"
oh" cried the preacher, that's diff
ferent! Entirely different! We all
lie."-Youth's Companion.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
American Lumber for IapapAe


The prospects of selling lumber to
the japanese are discussed in a re-
port entitled American Lumber for
the Japanese" recently issued by the
bureau Of foreign and domestic COM
merce. The report was prepared by
Commercial Agent Franklin H.
Smith, who is making an investigation
of the lumber market in the far East
and Australasia. The trade with
Japan at present amounts to an ex-
change of American softwoods, chief
ly Douglas fir, for japanese hard
woods. principally oak. Copies of the
report can be purchased for five cents
each from the superintendent of docu-
ments, government printing Office,
Washington. It is designated Special
Agents Series No. 81.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
TWILIGHT Sleep for Monkey,

Bridget is to be given the twilight
sleep" treatment. She is a royal Mar.
mosst monkey, and the best in the
land is none too good for her, accord
ing to the Huntington CIV. Va pc.
lice officials, who have had Bridget
for a pet for year. She has re.
placed the inevitable station house
cat. She is about to become a moth.
er, and everything is in preparation
for the operation. Bridget and her
royal consort, Joe I, majestic ap-
pearing Simian, were presented to
the police last year by a carnival
company. Since they have been at
the station there has been a great
decrease in intoxication in Hunting.
ton, as on several occasions occupants
of cells saw monkeys"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15

Big Sister-Fred says if | don't
keep you out of the room when he
calls he will stop calling.
Willie Well, sis, dey's others. you
know.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
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HAD A REASON.

We have Just heard about a Lake.
wood lady who advertised for a girl
TO do general homework and got a
jewel of a personal reply. The young
woman who answered the ad was
strong, capable. intelligent, neat and
possessed Of training for the position.
You'll do" cried the lady of the
house, happily Nov let's see your
references"
"Ay ent got no reffrensus, mum,
confessed Hilda. "Ay ban tore 'em
up"
What? Tore them up? Why. you
must have been madl"
CAY was. ven ay saw 'em. Dots
W ay ban tore 'em upi"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
ELEPHANT ROUTS TROOPS
Germans and English in Africa Re-
treat Before EnrageG
Beast

London.-An angry elephant put a
stop to a sharp engagement between
English and Germans in West Africa,
according to a letter received from
an English officer.
This country is full of elephants"
he writes. Coming down to the rail-
way terminus today we met a couple
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
CUTICURk SOAP BATHS
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zemas, rashes, itchtngs, chafngs and
other sleep destroying skin troubles.
Nothing better at any price for the
nursery and toilet.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura. Dept. ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15

of them Oh the road, but they just
tapped their ears and walked off. The
other day we were having a hot fight
with the Germans, when suddenly an
angry elephant appeared between Us
and darted first one way and then
another. Before you could cough both
sides had retreated. 1t is bad enough
to face a Maxim. but nobody wants to
take on an elephant that is annoyed"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
One Snort Still Omen

The bill introduced in the New
York legislature which makes i. a
misdemeanor ito conduct or particf-
pate in any eating or drinking con-
test is intended to bar such sports
as eating Holsters or boiled eggs for
a record and not to interfere with the
go-as-you-please Efforts of guests at
boarding house tables to get their
share of the best.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Friendship

Friendship" wrote Evelyn, "has
in it something Of all relations and
something above them all. It is the
golden thread that ties the hearts Of
all the world" Nothing is a surer in
dication of character than the SINGER
ity and depth of ones friendships.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
RUSSIANS ACT LIKE VANDALS
Wrath Particularly inflamed Against
Russians Who Refuse TO Serve
as Spies.

yienna-Count Meran. the Austrian
governor of Bukowina. states that in
most places occupied by the Russians
they appear TO have conducted them
selves like vandaIs. Their wrath was
especially inf1amed against the Rus
SLAMS who refused to do service as
spies for them, in retaliation for
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Effect of Variety.

why is it, do you suppose, that the
course of true love never runs
SMOOTH"
For the same reason, I guess, that
life is not always a grand sweet song.
If we didn't get few bumps occasion
ally we wouldn't appreciate level
stretch in the road"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
A Suffering Case.

"Those detectives have just arrested
an osteopath as a felon."
"That must have been painful
duty"
''Why painful?"
Didn't it give them a bone felon
on their hands?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
ComnarisOnS-

George Creel. the magazine writer
dining with two Kansas City friends
Lionel Noise and Vincent O'Flaherty
grew peevish over their addressing th
negro waiter as George" Look here
Why all this George thing?" he con
planned. 'Why don't you call hi
Lionel or Vincent once In a whiIe?"-
EVerybody's Magazine.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
The Final Precaution.

You treated the accusations with
silent contempt, of course?"
Il did"
And then with naughty indiffer.
ence?"
Yes"
Then you laughed them to scorn?"
Certainly"
And finally repealed them with just
indignation ?"
Exactly"
Then, you'd better see a good Grim,
inal lawyer next"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
So II Would Appear.

Patience-It is said that an excel
lent beverage, similar to tea, can be
brewed from the common maidenhair
fern.
Patrice-It would come pretty near
being green tea, wouldn't ito
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
In the Public Service.

They were discussing the commut-
ers' fight against increased passenger
rates
''Wil the railroads yield?" ne asked,
eagerly.
yes" responded the other, prof
it's"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15

BELTS are popular with Venezuela
men," said the shy young thing on the
sofa
$50 they are with men in this coun-
try, but We don't like the girls to put
pins in en-" said the man by her
side.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
CORPORATE Confidence.

Don't you feel frightened in this
tunnel?"
''Why no. The company got us in
this hole, and, as 1 look at it, they
are bound to see US through"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
DANGEROUS Proceeding.

Where is that fellow Gum you
had around here?"
Il fired him"
Il should think you would have
been afraid he would kick"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Som What Barren.

I'm thinking Of entering the field
of literature"
my friend, hesitate
why do you discourage me?"
THE field Of literature, in nine
cases out of ten, wouldn't even pro
duce turnips."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
His Choice.

First Laborer gazing into jewelers.
window)-How would you like to have
your pick among that lot, Bill?
Second Laborer-Td sooner have my
shoveI.-St. James Gazette.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
a TrjHa Peevish

THAT broth of mine must be good"
said the querulous patient.
'SWhy?"
81 notice that six different nurses
have had a sip of it."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Didn't Claim to Have

Angry Employer-Do you mean to
contradict me? You haven't as much
sense as a donkey
Clerk-No, sir; 1 don't pretend to
set my opinion up against yours.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Old Enough for Ii.

Sir, wish to inform you l am an
active worker in an anticosmetic
movement"
We'll, aunty, 1 must say you look
the part"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
No Romance in Him.

New York.-Because a slipper,
which few from the foot of dancer
in fashionable restaurant, fell into
his soup and splashed up his shirt
front, Mr.. Dixon of Sharon, Pa, re-
fused to pay for the soup.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
The ReneficiarN

Does Doctor PLIERS enjoy a large
practice?"
mo. He has to work so hard he
doesn't have time to enjoy anything,
but Mrs. PLIERS enjoys it."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Modified.

I'm glutton for work?" boosted
the man.
But his wife overheard him and
asked him to split some wood.
Err mean an epicure!" the man
fastened to correct himself.-Puck.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
IFS Kind

THAT was a very affectionate sort
of sail we took this afternoon"
How affectionate?"
Cali the way the boat was hugging
the shore"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
One MITIGATION,

She-When women vote, I suppose
the eIectioneering ones will, like the
English beauty, be offering kisses for
votes.
He-Then I hope they'll be repeat
erS
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Warned Him.

Bank Teller-This check is all right,
but you must be introduced. Can you
bring in your husband?
Woman-WhO, Jack? Why, if Jack
thought you wanted an introduction to
me he'd knock your block off!
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
AmiabIe SUrmise.

Mrs. Gaddy-What is that queer
noise like a rattle in the room?
Visiting Cherub OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
it's the skeleton ma says you have
in your closet.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Clever Deduction.

Does Wombat own or rent his
house?"
Rents it,
How do you know"
81 know, all right. He scratches
matches on the paint"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
The SUrprisinu Part

q was surprised to learn that Bona
head had lost his mind What was
there surprising about it?' why,
that his friends found it out. That's
what surprises me-"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Raise Cost of Dyino

Paterson, n. lowing TO the high
cost of living" local cemeteries have
advanced the price Of grave from
S25 to s29. according to the length of
the coffin placed therein.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
More or Less Important.

Can I get off today, boss?"
What for?"
"a weddin'"
''Do you have to go?"
I'D like to, sir-Im the bride
groom Cornell Widow.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15

Little Lemuel-Say, paw, what's
the good of war, anyway?
Paw-WeIl, son, it takes a lot of
brass bands to the front.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
ExpIsfninu the / ook.

who is that man with the hunted
Iook?'
That's Dumworth, brokers' clerk.
His wife is called the best dressed
woman in town"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Fresh.

Cannibal Chief-Was this meat
fresh?
Cannibal Chef-Freshest ever
saw, your highness. 1t was a book
agent
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
What One Farmer Wanted.

Farmer-Want a job, Ell? Do you
understand farming?
Internationally, sir.
Farmer-You wouldn't do. want a
man who is enthusiastic about it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
The Rememhered Lure.

White-What made Jim Wallstreet
rush abroad to fight in the war!
Enthusiastically told him ma
chine guns in action sounded like a
gigantic stock ticker-Puck.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Where the Danger Was.

I'D cross the world for you, dear, "
said the young man on the parlor
sofa.
ooh, that's all right" said the sweet
young thing alongside Of him; "but
don't cross father"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Thrushes Shun War zone

Paris.-Thrushes that usually come
to France from Denmark, Sweden and
Germany are evading the war zone
and going direct to neutral Italy.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Homeiy Girl.

GLASSES improve Maud's looks a
good deal"
Naturally; they conceal part of her
face"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Their Attribute.

There is a trio of English authors
who certainly ought to be full Of ami
NAL magnetism"
"Who are they?"
Lamb, Hogg and Bacon
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
The Objection,

Motorist-The streets would be sim
ply ideal for us if it were not for one
thing.
Friend-What is it?
Motorist-People will persist in
walking on them.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15

ments in five years. The first mar
rage was annulled. Three years
later she eloped with Guy Springer,
whom she divorced last year. She
is now the bride Of Wesley Hilder,
brand.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Prema AZURE joy.

He popped; the maiden answered, Yes
| With joy he thought he'd smother;
| But she'd not finished: yesterday
| I said Yes to another"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Hen Dies From Overwork,

Winsted, Combating four eggs
in one day was too much for one of
Fred Helmer's hens. 1t dropped dead.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Better Late Than Never

Il don't believe in early weddings"
Her mother said: tits all too soon"
m quite agreed" her daughter an
swered;
I'm willing to wed at noon''
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15

The oldest bridge in Maine will soon
be replaced by new one. 7 is in Jay,
and was built in 1S47
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
"Hioh TARGET" With Old Musket.

SayviIle, n. Y.-Using the musket his
grandfather used in the Civil war,
Herbert Feldmeier made a high tar
get at the prize shoot here
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
The DIVIDING Line.

He's very fond Of drawing fine dis
Hnctions.
"Yes?"
Why, he tried to diferentiate be-
tween love and emotional insanity"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
important TO Mothers

Photograph records imported int
Russia are subjected to governmeI
censorship.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15
Clones Three Times.

PeekskilI, y Y.-Miss Georgia
Springer made three successful eIope-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15

She-Papa says if I will remain sin
gle, I can have everything my heart
desires.
He-But what if your heart desires
a husband? Can you have that, too?
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-04-15

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