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The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16
New Eating House Open

I wish to announce that I have
opened for business and subject to your
inspection, firstclass eating house in
the King building next door to Wheel
er's drug store, to be known as the
Buffet Waffle and Lunch House"
The big dinner to be served from S to
8 p. m. Arrangements can be made
at any time for special dinner parties.
Respectfully yours to please,
28' S. Price, Mgr.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16
LIBERTY BELL DRAWS
LIKE 3-RING CIRCUS
Nearly Three Thousand People Wait Till
Ten O'Clock to See Relic of
Revolutionary Days

Leavenworth was not one whit be-
hind other towns along the route of
travel in their determination to see the
old weatherbeaten bell that first rang
out the tidings that the heroes of '76
had decided to paddle their own ma
tional canoe.
The train, consisting Of six coaches
and the gopdola on which the bell was
mounted, was scheduled to arrive here
between six and seven. By the middle
of the afternoon on Tuesday word was
received that the train had left Spokane
nearly two hours behind schedule time
and could not be here until some time
about nine O'Clock. In realitv it did
not reach here until ten.
By eight the crowd began to gather
about the depot. By half past eight it
covered the platform and spread out
over the tracks and adjacent grounds.
By half past nine it looked like a crowd
at one OF Barnum's three-ring circuses.
1t was orderly, tho, and patient too.
Nobody showed disposition to give
up seeing the liberty bell, even if it
took all night. About three hundred
anxious children helped swell the crowd
and keep up the enthusiasm. Some
three or four hundred people came
here from the vicinity of Peshastin.
Chumstick valley, Lake Wenatchee and
White river settlers were here. When
the train did arrive at ten o'clock the
children and a lot Of grownups took
advantage OF the opportunity to go up
on the car and touch the bell. And
right reverently and lovingly did a lot
of the children lsy their hands on the
old relic. Nearly every child had to
stoop down to get look at the under
side, as if they expected something un-
derneath especially worth seeing. After
everybody had seen it and nearly all
who desired had been permitted to lay
their hands on it the train departed at
eleven o'clock for Everett. The crowd
was estimated to be we'll over two
thousand.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16
Not Allowed to Charge for Marriage
Ceremony

Attorney General Tanner, in an
opinion delivered in Olympia Saturday,
holds that marriage ceremonies if per-
formed by Washington justices Of the
peace must hereafter be free OF charge.
He says that a justice cannot legally
charge a fee for performing the mar
rage ceremony. In enacting a new
bill for justices Of the peace the recent
Legislature repealed the old schedule
which provided a fee Of $3.50 and
neglected to specify any fee for the
ceremony.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16
AL BARNES CIRCUS WILL
SHOW HERE ON JULY e

The giddiest, gayest, glitterinis'
grandest galaxy in all the land is trek
ing this way. It's coming sure and
soon.
And if the reader doesn't infer from
this that reference is made to circus,
then we'll have to make a search thru
Webster's book for more superlatives
to put the case more clearly.
And again, if, when circus is men,
toned, one doesn't infer that it's the
AL. G.. Barnes circus that's coming,
then the said shows agent who was
here this week will regard the case as
hopeless one.
Murray A. Pennock, general con-
tracing agent of the Barnes circus was
here this week making arrangements
for the shows appearance in Leaven-
worth on Wed July % and while the
circus man was head -over-heels in work
arranging for feed and food, license,
show grounds. water. and the multitude
Of other things that must be contracted
for, for the big show, he still found
time to tell about the merits and the
new features that are presented this
season.
Since our visit here about four
years ago, the show has been almost
entirely rebuilt, and this applies to its
program, as we'll as to its cars, cages
and wardrobe.
ALSO, there's been a splendid addi-
ton to the case OF animal performers,
fully two hundred more educated ami
mails are shown this year. Many OF
these are wild animals and came direct
from the jungles. They are now real
actors and are grouped and performed
in some OF the most spectacular and
thrilling acts ever shown.
THE wild animal features are not
the only new ones, either, for a won
derful array Of beautiful and instructive
features are introduced in which do
mestic animals are the star performers.
The worlds champion dancing horses
sixteen in number, the trapeze per-
forming baboons and monkeys
really wonderful act, and Maj. Thorn
tons clown pigs, and Miss Harvey's
musical carrier pigeons and----well------
Say, almost forgot, I came in to
talk space, not new circus stunts" and
the circus man let out a huge sigh,
and hastily traced his marker along
the dotted line Of an advertising con-
tract.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16
ONE WORKER KILLED
EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES

San Francisco. June 28.-One in
dustrial worker is killed every IS min
utes and one injured every 16 seconds,
day and night, seven days a week, in
the United States, Christopher M.
Bradley. counsel for the California
Industrial Accident commission, said
today in discussing workmen compen-
sation laws before the fortieth annual
meeting Of the American Academy OF
medicine.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16
ceremony.

Fred L. Brender has decided to
again become town man. He closed
a deal this week for the blacksmith
shop heretofore owned by Charles Wal
lace on the east end of Front street.
He says he will put in first class out
fit and asks the public to give him a
call, promising to do his best to please.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

&c. Schnell, we'll known in this
city and in Peshastin where he formerly
lived, died at Cashmere yesterday after
noon about o'clock. According to
DR.. Hoxsey death was due to neprites.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16
RAILROAD RUMBLINGS

\ special train carrying members OF
the Rotary Club, which is composed OF
St. Paul business men, passed thru here
at 7:30 Thursday morning The Wis
itors will take in the Shriners' conven-
ton in Seattle and then proceed on to
Frisco to see the exposition.
In all ten trainloads Of Shriners
passed thru this city. There were no
delays on this division and trains were
handled in most satisfactory manner.
L. w. Woodrow, terminal agent for
the G. N. here, also mayor OF Leaven-
worth, was in Wenatchee Tuesday even
ing as the guest of the mayor of that
city. He says fully 10000 people
gathered there to see the Liberty Bell.
Master Mechanic T. ]. Clark, of the
Spokane division, passed thru this week
on his way to Seattle to meet with the
Shriners.
VIM. Douglas, blacksmith; VIM.
Seidlitz. machinist, and ]. c. Davis,
night foreman-all at the roundhouse
and all shriners-went to Seattle the
first of the week.
Fireman R. Simonson burned his
hand quite badly on steam pipe this
week and will be off duty for a few
days.
Stanley Meredith is laying off for a
few days.
Engineer Ben Gritzmacher is taking
Arthur Kingdoms place on No. l this
week, Arthur having heard the Shriners'
call from Seattle.
Engineer Seavitt and Fireman Nc
Donald brought the Liberty Bell into
this city, and Engineer Tim Mcnamara
and Fireman Shallow had the honor Of
pulling it over the hill to Seattle.
Fireman Weather returned Wednes-
nesday on 43, after ten-day visit in
Spokane.
Fireman John Yellman on July 18th
made an excellent trip to Espanola on
coal burning engine 925, pulling No.
%. His friends envy him.
F. B. Kelsey, superintendent of the
Spokane division, was here Wednesday
evening with F. A. Maxwell, who will
succeed R. I. Triplett as chief dis
patcher for the eastern division.
Mr.. Woodrow states that the work Of
tearing down the old G. N. lunch room
will commence in a few days. 1t is
the intention to make lawn where the
building stood.
Neil Franklin is now acting yard
master at Wilson Creek.
The movement OF empty freight cars
to the Coast is on the increase. In
the last "a hours $40 cars have been
sent west. They were divided into
three trainloads, two Of 100 cars each
and one with ITO cars. The large
number OF empties that are being sent
to the Coast OF late indicates that the
company is looking for big increase
in the eastbound business.
Conductor Guy Merwin met with a
serious accident at Wilson Creek last
Friday morning when train of. ITO
cars came to a sudden stop. The con-
ductor was standing with his back to a
chair in the caboose when the train
made sudden stop throwing him COM
pletely over the chair striking his head
on some tools and heavy chains in the
rear Of the caboose, injuring his back,
wrenching his neck and suffering a
slight conclusion OF the brain. A doc
tor was summoned who dressed his
wounds after which he was sent to a
Spokane hospital on No. 3. 1t is not
believed that his injuries will result
! fatally.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16
LATE NEWS NUGGETS

Twenty-nine British vessels were
sunk by the Germans during the month
OF June. At the same time three
French, one Belgian and nine Russian
vessels were sunk.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

An Athens dispatch dated July II
states that the Sultan of Turkey has
been dead for several days but the
fact kept a profound secret by the
young Turks because they fear an up
rising will follow.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

The federal trade commission, which
exists for the purpose Of studying con-
ditions and suggesting remedies for
what is a, fault, is planning to make
investigations in the state OF Washing
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

Mrs. VIM. Payne, who was operated
on in Spokane last week by DR.. Hox-
sey. is expected home next Tuesday.
She is in fair way to recovery.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

A British soldier, a witness in court,
raised his left hand to be sworn. The
Judge told him to raise his right hand.
IT'S in Belgium" replied the Tommy.
He was sworn without further ado.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

Thomas A. Edison was selected and
has accepted the chairmanship of the
new advisory board of civilians which
will work with the government. 1t is
proposed to reorganize the army, make
new and improve old naval armament.
Inventive genius will be encouraged
and stimulated. The object is to put
the nation in a defensive condition in
the event OF foreign war
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16
STATE NEWS ITEMS

Washington counties to date have
completed 528 miles Of surfaced roads
under the permanent highway act, and
have approximately lbs miles more
under construction, the state highway
department shows in statistics prepared
for the federal bureau Of good roads.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

A Hague dispatch of Wednesday
states that many persons are being
killed by high voltage electric wire
fence which has been constructed by
the Germans along the entire border.
Every morning, it is asserted, there are
found from half a dozen to a dozen
charred bodies of Belgian peasants, in
cluding women and children, who dur
ing the night had attempted to cross
the fence and were electrocuted.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

Seattle. That the wheat crop Of
the country will total very nearly one
billion bushels is the estimate made a
few days ago by the government de-
partment of agriculture, the prospec-
tive total being placed at o63, 900, 600
bushels. Corn is expected to yield
2,814,OOO, 900 million bushels with
continued favorable weather conditions,
which is about $50 million bushels in
excess Of last year. Conservative esti-
mates, made recently, place the East
ern Washington and Idaho wheat yield
at about 40, 900, 900 bushels.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

Recent floods drowned thousands Of
people in China. One river got 7o feet
out of its banks.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

Spokane city water receipts fell off
the first half OF 1915, $4,000.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

The National Security League is
working on law to be introduced in
the next congress to make every citizen
between 18 and As liable to military
duty and to receive a certain amount
Of military training. The object Of
these measures, it says, should be to
prepare proper material out of which,
when required, a greater army and navy
may more speedily be created.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

Indications now point to the proba-
bility that the jitney bus industry,
which has been conducted in Seattle
along methods Of responsibility, is
about to be brought under control. A
bill has been introduced in the city
council providing for city license fol
each driver, compelling the busses to
follow certain routes during specified
hours of the day and night, making il
unlawful to charge higher fare than
is stated on the machines sign and
designating where passengers may be
loaded and unloaded. Other cities o.
the state are closely wathcing Seattle:
pending action and will likely adop'
similar methods of control for this dill
ficult traffic problem.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

The three-bilion dollar new war loan
Of England was largely subscribed by
the people of limited means, states
London dispatch.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

Three far-reaching opinions Uphold
ing the constitutionality of the New
York state workmen's compensation
law, holding that employees OF all inter
state railways, and boat lines operated
by them within the state lines, come
under the act. was handed down by the
court of appeals Wednesday.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16
Received Eighth Grade Diplomas

At an examination held on the goth
and 21st OF June the following pupils
passed the state examination and re-
ceived eighth grade diplomas. The
general average showed high grade ol
efficiency.
Ruth Robertson Frances Lindsay
Joe Smith Harry Hayden
Eta Hauck Goethert Schubert
Emil Schneider Sada Hasegawa
Edward Richie Dean Haines
Coyle Duncan Merritt Hagler
Myrtle Rose Ernest Ahlin
Ada Cline Margaret Albright
Agnes Davis Bernard Bell
Hilda franklin Florence Bell
Clifford Hagler Olive Blankenship
Gerald Mccoy Hugh Hayden
Scott Nicholas Leonard Wunder
Ernest Potter Iva West
Orvette Peterson Vivian Reynolds
Isabelle Ouren Hazel Peterson
Deryl Motteler Paul Miles
Minnie Roberts Cynthia Lingley
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

An officer OF the Willamette Iron &
Steel Works, Portland, Oregon, is fig
uring on large order for war material
for the British and Russian govern
ments, to be shipped by way Of Vladi-
vostock,
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

The Echo has a
reading circulation
of over 1000 per-
sons who trade in
Leavenworth. Ad-
vertise and increase
your business.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1915-07-16

tract.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1915-09-23
DOMACl zpRAVY.


| jest zde naystevou tento t5den.
| John Hatwan pfftomne PRAGUE
v lumbr yarde v Memo.
4 Frank Kloucek cd Dante byl
zde navst6vou pfatel sobotu.
Pravnfk Janousek z Yankton
byl "a obchodnf z&lezitostf v 6tery
Ma move residence pr. Kronaizlo-
We byla jfz prace zapocata tento TT
den.
Dan Morrison a jeho manzelka
ID Yankton stravili zde nedeli nav
stevou.
Matt Ptak a jeho manzelka cd
Avon byli zde navstevou u pratel
pres nedeh.
Ladislav Cimpl cd belmont a
Anton RezaG cd Dante byli zde
pres nedeli navStevou.
Harry Voltz z Winner Sc zde
stav9l ma sve cest9 domG z Lester
vile v pondei.
DR.. D. V. Moore Yankton a
jeho matka byli v nedeli navste-
YOU u Monsignora Bousky.
Pr. Jakuba Skvafila cd Lake
Andes byla zde navstevou u sVe
dcery, pr. Jos. Pettfka.
Lewis a Mattel Welt a Josef
Duffek byli ma hone v Chas Mix
okresu pres nedeli.
81. Marta Wagner byla navstevou
u ptatel Chas Mix okresu ma "a
Gatku t5dne.
Ed Olsen a jeho manzelka byli
naystevou v Colome minuly tSden
u rodiny A. j. Wilcoxa.
DIE n9kter5ch slab5 mrazfk v
GterS rano malo korne uskodil a
die jin5ch natropil velkou skodu.
John Cap byl We Wagner v soho
tn pro svojf karu, kterou tam byl
nucen zanechati minuly tyden mas
ledkem deste.
j. HoraGek, Jos. Turek a
Barta Wagner Sc vratili z Monta-
ma pondelf. Zdali tam neco kou
pill jsme Sc nedozvedeli.
Rad q. c. B j. dial opraviti
svGJ hfbitov u mesta Y tom ohledu
ze tam nechal dati novF plot pc
knou braun mad vchodem.
Alois Black jenz ma fotografic
kou diInu v Lincoln, Neb., sem
pfijel mioulou sobotu Ia SVEN mo
torcy klu ma navSt9vu k svemu bra
trovi.
J. M. Petfik, Jos. Turek, Jos.
HoraGek a Bart Wagner SO vratili
q Montana minulou sobotu, kde
byli ma prohlfdce pozemku.
Ma prodej, 8 konf anebo je zame
MIN "a mlady dobytek. KIDD kou-
| pi pockAm rok ma dobrou jistOtu.
| VT KoGer Adv.
Ma Yankton ulici mezi V5borny
a Hakl ulicemi SO vybira pfsek a
sutr jehoz jest pod ulicf nadbytek.
Pfsek Sc pax rozveze pc ulicfch q
jana Sc Vyplnf.
| Co je to platne 81 objednati cd j
mad, kdyz cd ms mGzete "a samou
cenu, nell lacineJi, koupiti pom
MIX a nahrobek. hostel a Jezew-
Iski. Adv
l.. J. Kubista z Utica byl zde v
nedeli Sc podfvat zdali doposud
jest zde mfsto mfsto kde drive sta
la ieho fotograficka putyka. Kdyz
Sc byl pfesvedtil ze ano, shupnul
81 ma to odjel spokojen.
! Oznamuji vefejnosG, Re jsem je-
dnatelem pro Cedar Rapids Oil Co
a prodayam pro onu spoleenost
Igasolin a rdzne oleje "a ceny mir
me. Eman Pekaf. ADV.
Tanecnf zabavy Sc budou odbJ-
yati v sfni Sturmoysa Michelove
v iter5 20 safi. v prvne jmeno-
vane SIM Dude hrati Mikotdy or
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1915-09-23

Ma prodei, bycek, s mesfcG sta,
rS, 400 Hber. Haste Sc u M. J
Rada. Adv. a...
Name ma prodej obchodnf nj
by, jake ledgers a day books.
Kdo by knihy takove potfeboval-
m hzem mu ie opatfiti. Indepen
dent. ,-ss
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1915-09-23

V nedeli k veGeru pc parnem
dnu Sc vyvalil asi tax sest mil "a
pad a p1lnoc cd Tabora malS ne
patrnf mraeek, kter5 ale v male
chviIi vzrostl We velkf mrak, kite,
~ postal ma zem blesky, vftr a
kroupy.
Pustosenf p Gallo asi 4 mile ma Sc
yer cd mesta a mrak Sc hnal pax
ma Utica kde kroupy poskodily
kornu. Mnozf jenz 81 vyieli ma
automobilech byli chyceni v desti,
ponevaG to pfislo tax nahle.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1915-09-23

nf& drive byla lekaena Horaekova,
cd j. A. Wagnera, a dial CO GSstec
nou splatku S, 6j Chalmers automo
bill ktery vyhral. Hodla tam cd
stehovati postu. , ~
Dobre zbo& ma svojf cenu kde-
koliv jest koupeno. Pamatujte,
Re u mne koupfte pevn5 postroj la
cineji nezli jinde, 2 te pffGiny, Re
me to sroji 0 deset procent min
m1j obchod fiditi nezli jineho.
G. w. Root, Adv
Otazka zdali pojisteni ma zivot
jest dobre Gill ne byla jiz daVno
rozluStena, a kazdS moudr5 Glo-
vek jenz hledf stffzlive ma zivot
ma pojisteni ma zivot K Will ochra-
ne sve rodiny. Spolecnost U. S.
Annuity Life ms. Co. jest jedna z
me-, epsfch. DalSf yam vysvetlf
hostel a Jezewski, jednatele. Adv
Minulou stfedu byli oddani v
presbyterian kostele ma zapad cd
mesta Rev. FiIlipim, 81. Marie
Vavruska a Josef Sutera. Pc OBJ
fadech ca konala hostina II rodiGI
nevesty, manzela F. M. Vavrusko
|v5ch Novomanzele jsou zde zna
mi cd detstvf a test Sc vseobecne
pffzni. Usadf Sc ma farme Sutero
We zapadne cd mesta.
Chcete-li koupiti dobr5 lacinJ
pozemek, poje6te do stfedo-vy-
chodnf Gasti Montany. Okruznf
costa z Yankton stojf jenom $14.
As. Nektefi z TODD okolf jiz tam
koupili a kdo tam byl kazdemu Sc
krajina lfbf. V5letnf vlak tam je-
de z Yankton kazde pondeh. o
dalsf podrobnosti piste Bart j.
Wagner, Springfield, S. d. ane-
DO mi telefonujte do Andrus. ADV
Pr nedavne schulz m6stska ra
da Sc rozhodla dati vsude kde Sc
potfebuje mestska voda, DAFT tam
vodometry, coz ie ten nejlepsf a
nejspravedlivejsf system. Co clo-
vek spotfebuje vody, "a tolik "a
pIatf. Vybor teE prosadil ordinan
CT v t6 schulz, ktera zakazuje pill
vanf DO chodnikach a 2dfch bu
dov. Jest ma case ably zlozvyk
ten pfestal, nebof jest to skandaI
jak jsou chodnfky ma hIavnf ulici
poplivan&.
Manzelky n9kdy hubujf ma pc
jfstenf ma &ivot, ale vdovy nikdy
ne. A konecn9 ami vase manzelka
nebude vas plfsniti kdyz Sc date pc
jfstit ma zivot, a ona Dude Vedet,
Re pojistka pfi vasem staff dospe-
ie obnos kter5 obdrzite vas tie
ba vytrhne 2 bidy. Nase spoleG-
most, Security Mutual ms. Co, q
Lincoln, Neb., yam uvede domdcf
zaIezitosti do pofadku, a mate Ii
u nj pojistsnf v MAIDEN v6ku, bu-
de 0 vas postarano We staff, anebo
umfete-Ii Dude postarano o zavy-
sic ma vas. V. J. Wagner, dist.
jednatel. Adv.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-11-03
Better Than CalOInel
Thousands Have Discovered Dr. Ed wards Olive Tablets are Harm
 less Substitute

pr. Edwards Olive TabIets-t1,a substitute for ca1omei-are a mild h1,@ sure laxative, and their effect on ,tI1e liver is almost instantaneous. 97TvhesSa are the result of Dr. Edwards deterS nination not to treat liver and bovaI complaints with caIomel His efforts to banish it brought out these 1it+is "a oIive-colored tablets. These pieass Te e,9 little tablets do the good that caiomei does but have no bad after effac+sl They don't injures the teeth like stror.. oSs, .hquids or caloneL They take hold of cure the liver at the expense of ths teeth Caiornel sometimes plays havoc with the gums. So do stronr, liquids. It is best not to take csIo mel, but to let Dr. Edwards O1va Tablets take it's place.
 Most headaches "duIlness,. .Sa that lazy feeling come from constiT,s- .s- ton and a disordered liver Take DT
 Edwards, Olive Tablets when you feel "loggy." and heavy Note how thev ..clear clouded brain and how tfey s'-perk up" the spirits. At foc and a5c per pox- At all druggists. The Olive Tablet Co-. Columbus. Chic Adv.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-11-03
Luke McLuks Says:

Luke McLuks Says:
 It often happens that a man has no peace of mind because his-wife is all ways giving him piece of hers.
 man would rather spend ten months telling about his troubles than spend ten hours in getting rid of them.
 It is easy to get reputation for be ing wise man. Just wear a talI hat and a frock coat and keep your mouth shut.
 He expects her to provide for the in- ner man, but he kicks when she asks him to provide for the outer woman.
 If we would work as hard as we worry we would all be wealthy.
 When man is bragging that his dog has more sense than he has he thinks you won't believe it.
 Wealth doesn't always bring beauty. Some of the heiresses look as though they had been born with silver soup ladies in their mouths.
 woman isn't always arranging for friend husbands funeral when she is gazing intently into gun store win dow. Maybe she is only admirtng her reflection in the window pane.
 Tell a girl how pretty shesis looking and the moment yoC> back is turned she will open her band bag and powder her nose.
 Too many of the men who are wait ing for tb~ir ships to come in do their waiting where they can see the schoon- yrs crossing the bar.
 You do not have to go to Europe to see real battle. Just go home with a man who hasn't notified his wife that he is bringing a stranger to dinner.
 Some men are so strong In their be AL mistakes that they are always short changing other people.
 There are all sorts of people in the world, including the man who has time to sit down and worry because Oratory is on the decline in this country.