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The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-06-17
THE GOVERNOR SPEAKS

In his address before the joint teach
ers institute on Friday Governor
Byrne voiced his approval of holding
a joint teachers institute in combina-
ton with the summer school at State
College. He said:
81 understand that you have five
counties joining in this institute. |
especially approve of this way of hold
ing teachers institutes. / can see
many advantages in combining in
this way. ! am happy that you are
using this institution. / am glad to
see it SO used, and | do not know that
l make a very sharp distinction be-
tween the joint institute and summer
session. | do not believe you can.
You are all aiming at the same pur-
pose.
81 said TO the legislature in my first
message hat the state had too much
money invested in her institutions to
leave them idle for any part of the
year, and | want &c see the time come
when this institution will be open to
the people of the state twelve months
Of the year. | do not know that |
want DR.. Perisho to stay on the job
twelve months but someone else can
come to take his place while he is
away"
The governor emphasizing the i'm
p~Ortance of education in the rural
schools because it is the only educa-
tion that many children get, and also
emphasized the need for better school
houses and consolidated schools. The
rural teacher is also an important fac
tor, especially in the development of
of optimism. He said there is a great
need for the latter. The teaching
ideal should never be lost sight of.
Every great movement, religious, So
cial, moral, political as well as wen
great financial, commercial or indus
trail enterprise, is first idealized in
some mind or soul before it can be
realized" He closed his address with
these words: Now | congratulate
you upon this opportunity to meet
here under the auspices of this college
and to use its buildings for the hold
ing of this institute and congratulate
the college and the state upon your
Willingness to use it's buildings for
this purpose. hope it's influence will
be beyond your fondest hopes. l bring
you a message from the state to say
that they are interested in you as
they are in every other meeting of
this kind and if sometimes it may
seem a little Indifferent to the task of
the teacher and to the work he and
she has to do, yet after all we recog-
nize it as the most important activity
of the state and wish you well always
in IT,"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-06-17

Continued on Pass yivs)
The evening world., 1915-03-08

WSn tUe JouJbOJs
First-Give your children several
pieces Of chalk and tell them to
20 across the street (where the jan
itor 10 . deadly enemy Of your jan
itor's). and play hopscotch.
Second-When you get him alone,
run down all the elevator boys In the
house. Tell him. you can't understand
how he can manage such . bunch
Of thugs 20 cleverly. Assure him that
all elevator boys are the curse Of CIV
ilixation and that all janitors are
martyrs.
Third1Tie your waste paper in
tissue ana baby ribbon and sprinkle
rose leaves over the garbage before
you send II down on the dumbwaiter.
Fourth--Have him clean your win
dows at least once q week-fourteen
windows at q quarter per-and be
sure that there's q bottle Of old rye
In q conspicuous place In each room.
When he's used all your best rags.
ruined three filet lace curtains and
drapery slip him dollar extra as an
inconseQuential tip.
Fifth-If he takes your rugs up to
| the roof to beat them (that 10. for
the ostensible purpose of beating
them) slip him q two-spot. send his
wtfe a Georgette crepe shirtwaist and
present him with . box for q good
show.
Sixth-If the steam 10 diffident,
don't phone down about It. Don your
sweater, your ear NUNS and tippet
and drink hot lemonade. II 1t gets
so that you can't water your plants
because the water freexes as you're
pouring II out OF the pitcher. ask hin,
| to come up to 500 you for q minute
When you have engaged him in
pleasant conversation about the peo-
pie ON the fourth floor who rent on,
rooms and say they have relatives
visiting them. ask him. casually. Il II
doesn't seem q bit chilly to him
perfectos and a Tom Collins to make
the cold penetrate-but It's cheap a'
any price. a..
Seventh-when you require real
little service of him. such as stoppinI
4 leak In the tubs, that threatens tc
linundate your old English dining room
remind him that no matter how Other
tenants may riplhim up the back whei
tho agent comes snooping around u
nnd out things you have NOTHING
but words Of highest praise for hi
sfforta Tell him that goodness knows
YOU have liveI In enough apartment
! IN this city to speak with authenti;
knowledge Of Janitors and that yo.
have never received such considera
ton.
Eighth-When you 20 away for tn
summer tell him that instead Of GOV
sring the furniture and pictures yo,
have left everything intact 20 that
he cares 70 give soiree some warn
evening ~ VIII anA everything to hi
The evening world., 1915-03-08
Reflections of
a Bachelor Girl
By Helen Rowland

b ~ P~ hing % N~- n
takes awfuly little sentiment to
destroy awfully Ois friendship
Love 10 what makes . smile sweety when man 10
standing with both Hu
hppy whom mussing Of his bald spot
When that
deadly sckenns with
den Jolt
occasionally
succeeds in being all Of the time
All needs bs happy with the 10 to be
hands the patience Of Job
Minerva and the
sight Of Pallsdino
fondy viii be made love TO
will neither shock her illusions with i sud
dsansss out her sentiment with tt inertia
easier adore than 70 admire him because
bindy with wide
for fear It may
either vanty SHRINK with fright
Love without fah nluasns -Led useindss
"
The evening world., 1915-03-08

Il suppose you think you are
smart" said Mrs. Jarr. You should
have . wife that scolds like Mrs..
Rangie. She's at Il from morning till
night I'm sure I never say . word
to you. although the way you act
would drive . saint out Of all pa
tience. And yet" here Mrs. Jar
knit her brow. ~ think could do IL"
Certainly you think you can do II.
and certainly you do It." replied Mr..
Jar. III you think you DO not III re-
mind you Of II the next time you start
to give me . rakinG over"
"WAAt are YOU talking aboutr'
asked Mrs. Jar.
I'm talking about your talking.
What are you talking about" asked
Mr.. Jarr IN turn.
II was talking about the vocal les
soma" said MIRA Jarr. Nov that the
The evening world., 1915-03-08
The Jarr Family
By Roy L. McCardell
oynsh, sis ~ rss reD.pas pv,sias wo

SSI OOK at this Advertisement"
said Mrs. Jar. ~ she 81.
tended tho evening paper 70
her husband. ITS somebody In tho
next house Advertising they will give
vocal lessons In exchange for wash
ing and ironing"
what of ~" asked Mr. Jar.
you'll SEQ q lot Of advertisements
like that-'PiAno lessons In exchange
for ladies' and gents CASTOR gar
ments' or widow lady hns parrot she
would like TO exchange tor two sad.
irons But why sadirousf oh. yes;
guess is because she's widow
and wants everything around her to
be sad. The parrot 10 biiths and
ray. psrohanoe. and II does not 40.
cord with her uuavailing grief"
"Nonsense!" said Mrs. Jarr. "A
sadiron 10 an iron with . removable
wooden handle. The handle 10 al
ways cool. because you slip the han
die Oh when you put the iron on the
stove to heat. II. And that reminds
me: DID you know that Gertrude
used two Of my best sheets 70 cover
the ironing boardf"
mo, did she 2" asked Mr.. JAW. but
he was not much Impressed.
"Yes. she did. and she's ruined half
tho clothes by using TOO much wash
Ing nuid. It's Just eaten them all up.
She was too lazy to rub things out
ana 90 she's Just ruined my things
and can't find but two Of those new
napkins ! bought before went n
Atlantic City. And yet they seem
like nice people: they are all 90 dar1k
although the children are very quie'
and have nice manners. think thss
must be Spaniards."
what ARE you talking aboutf'
asked Mr.. Jarr. testify. First. ~
about people exchanging easy singini
lessons for . hard days wash. an<
then you deny that sadirons are .
all low spirited. even whom . widow
wants them. and on top Of that yo'
} say Gertrude has burned two shsst
and lost your napkins. and then yo'
say they are nice people and svi
IDENTIFY foreigners"
well. could anything be plainerf
, replied Mrs. Jarr. II was reminds
B of tho way Gertrude has ruined m
: linen by your speaking Of sadironi
but what really was talking abou
! was the people next door. who hav
: advertised they will give vocal les
: sons In exchange for washing IN
, ironing. used 70 have q nice voic'
but OF course I've neglected II sinc
!. rye been married. I've neglected m
> music. too"
; "You haven't neglected your voio
, That 10 In excellent oonditioA throvs
constant praotioA ca veush &
sAAe- ~ -. sasn 49,. ,S
The evening world., 1915-03-08

children are getting bigger and are less
trouble think should take up my
singing again. but the charges are 20
excessive. But here II . chance In
the advertisement Of these people next
door,"
why. surely you are not going over
to do washing and ironing for people
In exchange for singing lessons are
your" inquired Mr.. Jar.
Certainly not" said Ar& Jarr. II
was going to discharge Gertrude for
running al my table linen. But In:
stead Of that I could send her over
to these people and let her do the
washing and ironing. That would only
cost mo part Of 0srtrude's wages BY
the week and ~ you can't get vocal
lesson under - I could save . lot Of
money"
"And II Gertrude ruins their clothes
they'll turn around and ruin your
voice." suggested Mr.. Jsrr.
The evening world., 1915-03-08
Letters From the People

our civil war. believe. several vessels
we're destroyed by submarines sent
out By the Confederatss. J. d. q.
Ths LADDERS Again.
no tie pditor Il rhs Evsaias wend'
Regarding your ladder problem j
would like 70 submit the following
answer: A. the two ladders cross
or intsrssct each othsr 10 feet above
the ground. the distance from one
wsil would bs In the same relation
70 the distance from the ground 70
the point OF intersection ~ the rels-
tion Of one ladder to the other. or.
In other words. 4 10 |: 100 : 20 -
is.B feet. the distance from one wall
TO point Of intersection. which gives
~ two sides Of q triangle whose bass
10 ls.s feet and whose perpendicular
10 10 feet Doing this by square root
the hypothenuss 10 10 feet. which
equals the length Of ioo-foot ladder
on the lower side Of intersection. Sub
tracing 10 feet from 100 feet Leaves
q feet above. Nov the upper sade will
b In the same relation ~ the lower
which gives ~ laS 10 .
eg.a3S \ ths distance on the opposite
- g tatsrseetipn = eS.s3S + lAS =
!L}e30 ~ - 6Iseasss hstveea u
!. ~
The evening world., 1915-03-08
oBEYINc ORDERS.

QUITTING and protesting, the B. 7. will nevertheless obey
the order issued by the Health Commironer and take steps
- 10 prevent overcrowding its Graham Avenue line.
similar order applied 10 the Fftynnth Street crosstown
Third Avenue Railway called forth ordinations Of panied
pre from President F. W. whitridge We noe however, distinct
awssse Of Street, and Mr. Whit
sss writes Commissioner Godwser: II think have very
clear your responsibilities and Of your aims which the
= my own and believe entirely vuous and praiseworthy
Ali Of which s significant After years experience with shiy
eAsyng reminders" the Public Service Commission these
ee railway companies find themselves actually receiving-and obey
orders One department Of the municipal admnistra-
IA definite relief for longuhefng public
% ean be done.
The evening world., 1915-03-08
NOT TOO MUCH TO EXPECT.

vERYBODY knows what wireless do for ship in peril at
The Of the Tourane ia only the list
But why such meagre reports of mhap that might have
- diaster2 No doubt wireless stations being worked to the
Nit Of tLsr capacity owing the demands Of the But the
{s Of passenger between the United States and Eu-
~ matter Of special anxiety Thousands Of people in
ocuny arrivals departures with poignant
t Every possible facility accorded captains who seek
0ssport tns progress Of their ships
Neutrality getting few favo Surely entitled to wireless
2esV from is ctisens the high
The evening world., 1915-03-08

n W SALNOLlIA, II - not solely
~ because Of the trig uniform and
the cunnin' little cap pcrched
atop OF their marcels that men fall
In love with trained nurses. II IL far
moro because the trained nurse shows
the man. who Is familiar only with
feminine ineficiency. that there really
Is such a thing as feminine compe-
tence and on the e-jobness-and the
revelation knocks him into q helpless,
and therefore easily Gagged, heap.
This 10 going to be the year when q
good many thousands Of folks from
this parish. making their first trip
West by going to the Panama fairs,
are going to find out what an ex-
tremely small drag the fact that
they're from Moo Yawk Ia going to
confer upon them when they get into
the region where people are judged
by what they are rather than by
where they're from.
Maybe the reason why few married
men think that cigarette smoking by
women Is "peekawnt" IL that. II the
thing has been brought home to their
own fireside. they know what the
cigarette does to the feminine breath.
(Hoarse chorus of wives Of cigarette
The evening world., 1915-03-08

THE CITY ON THE WRONG SIDE.

dty cu poor figure when joins the Public Service Cor
potion Of New Jersey effort to retain tho present
- esssve fares the Fort Lee ferry.
Foevng the campaign carried by The Evening World and
~ Fighting Mayors Of Eaern Bergen County the Bergen County
shoder ordered threscent rate In securing temporary in
against Of the order the Public Service Cor
pesation tries the City Of New York In m
Under hreecent ferry fare the city stands to lose few thou
dollars Of the percentage rental which collects for dock
these few Thousands compared with the big
Harlem business and Harlem property values which
<0oeN result from cheaper fsrriags It this point!
Public opinion in New jersey voiced by the Bergen County Free
demands the thrsscnt rate Harlem merchants and prop
owners enthusiastically favor IT, New York should make haste
nss profit lower ferry rates viii bring 10 business and
uI6. Ths cy should be the peoples side Of this fight
The evening world., 1915-03-08

.| Y. 02030~9WOo - -
=, - nata e ne Essniss wessa' !.
= visw Ct the present scav'v OF
ornmas4nss. . glance at the history os
1Aees destructive appliances may 30
Y Intsrsst. A dream Of inventors for
o6oa thsss strange boats took pracu-
~ fern during the Revolution when
4 Irrdvass catisen Attempted. BY means
4 smaIl submarine called the
I: noescau Turtle" 70 attach . clock
4 - torpedo to the bottom Of large
n1nh warssip IN Naw York harbor.
o6Dsd insscursly. the torpedo
- a1ay. Its $50 pouads Of pow
ont,e6sA In due time. but far
- ~ intended position Naval
4 sbpgjties and public opinion de-
/. .16nnoe4 this method Of warfare. how
-. "a u tdsA Was abandoned for
- - - years Robsrt Fulton d.
y mach time q this project Hs
k 3 Gskgnsstns N this country. -
4 haye rsad. and Visited Franco
~ ~ received assistance from
reDoou. an6 hpiit two more. with
r No. " vas suhmerged for
<opln - freo 4 fasfsned
The evening world., 1915-03-08
Fifty Dates '.
You Should Remember
By Albert Payson Terhune
No. ss-MAY II, 1895; The First Vaccination.


No. s8-MAY II, 1895; The First Vaccination.
a slight rash her face
Vay and indigestion Hunter called In or Two
study
her He she might in the early stages Of mapo
carried
understand BY hr the
dreaded disease Epemcs Of had wiped
depopuated miles country.
likely we'll And those
happened dishgred for life
maldy did
Nations cnsed helpless before IT, on
It's millions
outright
George smallpox
show this Disagreement his porata
a........,.......A miknaM
A. A...,. expected her
break into paroxysm Of terror Instead shs
s~~~"~~s>"~S
There general laugh the girls laugh which al
had
scrofua kinds Of beetles swallowed would
bleed dalrymad voicns similar fool
in group sp-
of
He found by much questioning that the girl rights that who
working around daes had And
At length he became that noculaton
by q
later he noculated the boy with smallpox
remained we'll Nor did nineteen
@ mad S he hd freed the world from the seougs
him He branded
Fam. That Wa "diabolcai
80 n,.,s". '-' about Is
a..sssss...x But. before.
them Fame among
the poor refusing to take from them
The evening world., 1915-03-08
Hits From Sharp Wits.

the effects Of the eating thsrsof.-A'
hany Journal.
II you don't mile resist the tempts-
don 70 scowl
That 10 Right beauty 10 more than
skin Deep" n the paint and powder
are messured--Aiiwaukse Sentinel.
Tho average man VINO does not sup
port his family does . great deal TO-
ward keeping up the barroomA-Asm-
phis Commercial Appeal.
The evening world., 1915-03-08
The Nav Manton Fashions
THIS blouse oaa
be made . pee-

THIS blouse On
i bs made . per-
fectly plain sim
pie shirt waist. es
an elaborate bodice
adapted TO drsssy A.
tsrnoon wear. a the
over-portion 10 used
or omitted. ana Tie
neck finished In one
way or the other. The
blouse itself 10 Just q
plain one with high
neck. The ovsr-por.
tion suggests the
bolero Idea that 10
especially adapted to
laco or other bordsred
materials. The seams
of this over-portion
can be sewed In with
the blouse to make one
garment, or the over
portion can be finished
separately and worn or
omitted as occasion
requires. Tho high
turned-over collar With
N-shaped neck Il e.
sentially smart in COM
bination with the long
sleeves. In the illus
tration. the blouse 10
made OF creoe do chine
and tho over-portion Is
OF lace, but plain ma
terial could be used for
the oyer-portlon with
the edges finished with
picot or heInstltching
Or trimmed TO suit the
rancy. and there are
other bordered sluffs
as suitable as lace.
For tho medium siss
VII! DO needed for the
blouse ~ yds. OF ma
terial 81 In. wide, :h
yds. 81. ~ yds. ~, and
70. tho over-portion, 3
yds. OF lace is In. wide,
IN yds. ~.
The evening world., 1915-03-08

nends: "Ye-eh. but how about al
OF our years Of enduring their
breathsf")
A friend OF ours who dislikes the
movies. wonders. therefore, how the
movie business can be SO ad-binOed-
prosperous.
The other afternoon we heard .
Woman discussing a Man. She waS
stretched out on a sitting room couch.
sleepily reading a novel. with a box
OF chocolates on a tabouret beside her.
She was about thirty-five pounds
overweight. manifestly from sheer In
dolence. Her hair and finger nails
were untidy. SO were her slippers
and what was visible of her stockings.
Her house was untidy. And, her eyes
ablaze with righteous wrath and her
voice strident, this - what she said
Of the Man: What ails that fellai,,
I'm tellin' you. u laxiness-just sheer,
downright, ornery. no-account lAsi-
ness!"
The most bleakly, unconsclousiy
ironical remark In the language N
our opinion. IL tho pttiful verbal mn
guent the blear-eyed bum applies to
his case when. in talking about Drink,
he mumbles: well. it's q good mans
fault!"
The evening world., 1915-03-08

That's sol" said Mrs. Jarr. 20
dear. there's always something"
The evening world., 1915-03-08

TIE ellen dauss d the labor law Is mistake ana /.
nuisoaeA Bsass T.
The evening world., 1915-03-08

THE EVENING WORLD TAsluoNj
site
q Ell
es +.
IkPoRrANT-Wnts
SAss ysssse - - go = sss s.ssss .r
The evening world., 1915-03-08
How to Make a Hit!
By Alma W0ohcard
With the yonit0v.

CopgriOht, 1915, b. The Prsas Publishing CO.
(Tbs New York Evening worid).
The evening world., 1915-03-08
Fame That Was
Overdue.
So Wags the World

copgnh 1915 Evening wo.a
. SAIXQIITA Z In mt land
, 1915-06-02
IIr. r. dnkt0r.

Hr. Rednkt0r
Ifolge Berlingske Tidendos Referat,
optaget i deres erede Blad for den %. de-,
nf Forhandlingerne paa Folketingets Mode
den II. f. Md. bar Folketinqsmand Hans
Nielsen, Horsens, under en- Omtale nf We
stindiske Forhold bl.a. sagt: cat Guvernoren
havde "udskeldt" Skoledirektoren, som un-
der ct Uphold her &c: i KobenhNvh) hayde
udtalt sig for Jordudstyrkning paa Oerne."
TIlod mig i A~nledning heraf at gore OPP
merksom paa f0lgende
Governor Helweg-Latsen har ingensinde,
aItsaa heller like paa Grund af mine Udtal-
elser ON Udstykning af Jord til Arbejdere,
"udsk@ldt" mig, og Wide sikkert heller aldrig
indlade sig de,paa.
"Udskeldt" for disse Udtalelser er jeg
dog bleven herude under en- F~orhAndliug
derom wort Landbrugs8elnknb, men like at
mine Overordnede, og folovrigt under saa-
dame For hold, at leg fuldt I'D baade hayde
og beDyttede Lejligheden til at tage til Cen
m@le,for san vidt jeg fandt Diet Umagen v@rd.
Saa den "Udskmldning" har saan@nd like
kunnet genere mig
Alligevel er det maaske de sharpe person
lige Udtryk, i denne Forhanding anvendte
mod og ON mig, der ON end ganske med
Urette har givet AnledDing til den Ovenfor
cIierCde Udtalelse, som jeg hverkep kan eller
vii lade staa uimodsagt, og som ieg b~eklager,
ogsaa af don Grund, at den lieesom andre
Sladderhistorier herude fra bortieder OPP
merksombeden fra og derfor kun kun skade
den Sag, som saa mango, og blandt dem
F-olketingsmaDd Fl. Nielsen og ieg, er varmt
interesserede for, nemlig en- Forbedrine az
Arbeidernes Kaar we'd ut overlade dem lord,
hvad forovrigt efter min personlige Overbe-
Wishing vilae blive til GAVIN for hele wort
lille Samfrnd og like for Arbejderne aIene.
Med TAX for O~ptagelsen hernf Ell jeg, Hr.
Redaktor,
Deres arbodige
O. RUBNER. PETERSEN.
Christiansted, 3 Maj 1915.
, 1915-06-02
PrOklana.

a LIE og Enhver, som matte have no.
"@ds get at iordre i Boet efter afgangue
Planter ANTOINE LAPLACE af St. Tho
mas, hvilket Bo behandles we'd undertegnede
Skifteref, indkaldes herved med 3 Maaneders
Varsel til at anmelde og bevisliggore deres
Krav.
S.. Thomas og st. Jams Skifteret den 90
Maj 1915.
WELLEJUS.
, 1915-06-02

ish forces at the DardanelIes, the latter
having been wounded.
Herr Albert Balm, chairman of the Ham
burg-American Line, has entered a nerve
clinic at Frankfort.
A despatch from Ottawa states that the
Canadian casualties at FestrbeYt numbered
1000, including 500 missing.
A telegram from Johannesburg states
that the Union troops are demobiIizing and
that General SHUTS, Minister of Defence,
has thanked and dismissed three Regiments.
Russian troops have occupied Irumin in
northern Persia, where massncres of Christ
ians by the tn ks and Kurds occurred re-
Gently.
Advices from Amsterdam report that so
German soldiers who were passengers in q
street car at Ostend were killed by q bomb
dropped from an Allied aeroplane, aud that
the railway station, the shipping, and hume
rous houses were damaged by other bombs.
st. Thomas, May 29th-Lighthouse tender
"Carnarvon" left for Bahamas this morning.
, 1915-06-02
Ledig Bestilling.

gROSTEN som OKONOMA we'd Peters
as Farm Hospital err ledig.
Aarlig Looming Fir. 1900.
Eudfodsret Ell en- Betingelse for Ans@ttelse
i Poster.
~Ansogninger stilede til Gouvernementet
hunne indeendes indtil den Is Juni d. A.
til HospitulskommissioneD
, 1915-06-02
Vacant Position.

FEpHE position as OECONOMA at Peters
@ Farm Hospital is vacant.
Annual salary Fir. 1900.
For appointment to the post right of ma
tivitv is n condition.
Applications addressed TO the Government
can be forwarded to the Hospitalcommission
until June 10th &C.
, 1915-06-02

May 29th-"DaDnebroe' for ST. Thomos
Miss j. Sivertsen Il. e. Hunte, Gendarmea,
% Hansen. 46 Jeppesen, "a Nielsen and los
Hansen, Rosalind Edwards and brother Hen
ny Christian, Emmy Francis, CHARLES Phillips.
, 1915-06-02

The American Steam Yacht "Segochet"
arrived liz Chli5tiansted's harbour on Sunday
about noon. Among her passengers were
Mir. Eric Stakemapn and Mr.. & Mrs. A..
JuDghans for thisi island. She left at $50
on Monday morning for Porto Rico.
II lines of rain were measured in Chris
tiansted on Monday morning and s lines ut
Estate Sally's Fancy.
, 1915-06-02
Christiansted,

May 28th-"Dnnnebrog" from st. Thomas
-Forvalter Jorgensen, Forvalter Ahren,z,
H. Boje, Lods Norgaard. Mr.. Merwin, Pas
tor Watson, Walter Brown, F. Cruise and
child, Edward Hatchett, James Gibbs, Roda
Higgins.