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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
100 Acre Farm IEsqygIPPedi including dairy route
Write for list. II. II. Sievwright, Stevens Point WI
We and the British Have Sweet Tooth

Britons have the sweetest tooth, and
Americans come next, if the stats
tics for consumption of sugar mean
anything. An Englishman eats annu
ally 92.4 pounds. an American con
sumes 1872 pounds. In Denmark the
average consumption is 1875 pounds
per capita; in Switzerland it is IS
pounds; in Germany, Holland, Swed
en- and Norway it is from SO to a
pounds; in France, IS pounds; in
Belgium, SO; in Austria, 24.2; in Rus
STA, 1913; in Portugal, 1874; in Spain
and Turkey, IL; in Italy, Bulgaria
Roumania and Serbia, from to /
pounds.
The principal reason for these Vat
tons is found in the relative highnes'
or lowness of the customs duties on
sugar and on the things with which i
is commonly associated-coffee, tea
etc.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
Roston,s ADVANTAGE.

Mrs. Gotham-But your streets in
Boston are so crooked.
Mrs. Hubbard yours in New York
are so straight.
But aren't straight streets an adj
vantage?"
why, no. Now in Boston one can
walk and walk and get some place.
but in New York you can walk and
walk and get nowhere"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04

floor the Grady ambulance was called.
When the physicians sought to use the
stomach pump. the man regained con-
seriousness and pleaded with them to
let him die.
Removal of the poison. which proved
to be aristol thymol-iodide. was like
giving the patient laughing gas, for he
sat bolt upright on the operating table
and sang in a strong clear voice, MY
Old Kentucky Home" and strains of
other old familiar melodies. The doc
tors astounded at this performance.
stood back and allowed the natient
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
A REGULAR Excuse.

Does your husband carry much life
insurance."
Il don't know the exact amount, but
it's just enough so that whenever
want a new gown or hat he always
manages to have premium to meet"
Detroit Free Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04

DON'T VISIT THE CALIFORNIA Elk
POSITIONS Without supply Of Aliens Foot
Ease. tho antiseptic powder to be shaken into the
Shoes, or dissolved in the foot-bath. The Standard
Ksmeay tor tho ieet Tor e years i gives instant
hot feet One lady writes: Il enjoyed every minute
Of my stay at the Expositions, thanks to Aliens
Foot-Ease in my shoes Get u TO-DAY Adv
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
In the urstalrs Redroom.

He can't do the maxixe."
"Goodness!"
He can't even Castle walk"
Horrors! What stick. :"
Hes ugly"
"Hopeless!"
He has an auto and regular seats
at the show
What's his name?"-Texas Coyote.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
How 1t Happened.

Il can't do fool thing with that
dern camel" growled Noah, as he
came into the cabin for supper.
What is the matter with him."
asked Mrs. Noah.
why, he didn't like the quarters
gave him, and he got his back up
about it, and he can't get it down
again" replied Noah.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
Everybody Satisfied.

81 see where another baseball player
has been fined for having a row with
an umpire"
do you sympathize with him."
mot at all. My observation is that
the average player who is fined fo'
assaulting an umpire feels that be
got his moneys worth
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
SINGS WHEN HE is SAVED
Tramp, Who Tried Suicide, Bursts In
to Song on Operating
Table.

Monsieur Ludie de Tramp. age thir-
~, having the appearance Of hobo
artist and possessing wit, a la Mark
Twain, staggered into garage on Ivy
street, near Edgewood, and frightened
several employees by announcing he
had swallowed poison and was dying.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
subtIetles Of Expresslon.

Music expresses more than Ian
guage can convey" remarked the en-
thusiast.
That's right" responded the ordi-
nary person. Il can whistle lot of
tunes whose names couldn't pos
sibly learn to pronounce"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
A Vigorous Writer.

why does your mayor put on auto
mobile goggles before he writes?"
ITO keep the ink from suffering in
his eyes. Munich Meggendorfer
Blaetter
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
GOOD COFFEE

If you want good, rich coffee buy
Godfrey's
Gold Buckle Nothing Better
Silver Buckle IT'S Fine
Broadway "Tis Good
The best for the money. For sale by
all first-class Grocers. e. r. Godfrey
81 Sons Co., Milwaukee, Wis Adv.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
CuItivatino Reasons.

THAT man certainly does cultivate
country acquaintances."
HE has good reasons. He sells
plows."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
swift HeredIty.

Il have the blood of many fighting
men running in my veins"
Yes, and bet it runs all the faster
when it smells powder"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04

FFeo TFIaI Packngo MAILED TOR &C STAMP
The awful burning and itching of the most
obstinate and aggravated case of eczema, salt
rheum or itching piles is instantly relieved with
Nox-ema and 1t does not stain or soil the skin
or clothes. Has no Objectionable odor and quickly
heals and restores to health the most obstinate
ali skin Invitations. Humors ulcers and old sores
that have defied various internal treatments and
external applications are quickly healed and dis.
appear when you use Nox-ema.
1t is for sale at most drug stores at si.00 per
package or is sent prepaid by mail from the
Hegtmuth Laboratories. Milwaukee, Wis. If you
are sufferer from eczema or any sort of skin
disease you should not delay day in getting
Nox ema. You suffer unnecessary pain and
torture every moment you are without tit 10
instant relief.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
The Real Thinc

Tiny Toddles-W What is a heroine.
nav?
Maw-A heroine, my dear, is any
woman that is married.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
The Place.

"You say you were stupg lately"
yes; at spelling bee. Baltimore
American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Rye Remedy for Red, Weak, watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyelidsi No Smarting-
Just Eye comfort Write fol Book of the I've
By mali Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
W. N. u. MILWAUKEE, NO. 2s-1s15.

And good many prayers ought to
be blue penciled.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04

Poets are born and so, for that mat
ter. are all of the other unusual mel
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04

Life may De a grind, but grinding
sharpens things.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04

they had snatched from the grave to
enjoy himself.
I'm from the grand old state of
Kentucky" said Ludie, when asked for
his address. He said his name was
Monsieur Ludie de Tramp. and that
he had lived up to his name-traveled
the world over.
Asked where he was stopping, he
said, i haven't stopped yet. l tried to
stay put and you guys queered my
game. Atlanta Constitution.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04

Opposite Cause and Effect.
Il have such poor appetite. doc
tor"
That's too much rich food"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
His Guess.

Flatbush-Did you ever hear a
young owl cry at night?
Bensonhurst-Oh yes
What do you suppose makes 1t cry
so long?"
Perhaps it's father is walking the
floor with it"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04

Small Boy-Why, ma says you're no
chicken and pa says you're an old
hen.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04
Differentiation.

Small Boy-You have to be both,
don't you, Miss Oldgirl?
Ancient Family Friend-What are
you talking about, Willie? Both
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-06-04

A cucumber IS on "nciviliaed banana
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-10-14
Subscription, SI.5o Per Year.
nlERInlKING THE GGnO

AtaI recent conference Of the MethO-
dist church the depllrable tendency of
many ministers to see the bad things Of
life and overlooking the good was
roundIy scored. It should be gratifying
10 laymen and clergy as well to see the
church thus criticise custom that
members of the latter often become
hampered with.
There is too much good in the world
to 20 entirely overlooked And when a
man or woman becomes blinded except
to the evil that surround them, their
minds become diseased and cynical.
Little evils become great evils that cry
out for.tho hand Of the reformer, and
thus the minister Of this tpye becomes
in way like the demagogue of poll
ties, and if he doesn't find sin readily.
his blurred eyes will make sin of ac-
tions, that, viewed properly, might re-
veal more of good than evil.
Praise. or at least recognition, Of the
good things is better to bring about
moral uplift-because it will give the
petty evildOer cause to seek the outer
light that he may be commended-than
criticisms for evil without any good
words for anyone. The world soon
wishes to turn and flee from the chron-
ic harper on pessmisms.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-10-14
MRS DUNlWAY DEAD

Oregon had no better known and no
more wonderful woman than Mrs.
Abigail Scott Duniway who passed
away at the Good Samaritan hospital
in Portland Sunday night. Mrs. Duni.
way was nearly 81 years Of age. Hers
was life of much work. Her accom-
pIishments were many, Because of her
ceaseess efforts for the cause, she had
won the name of the Mother of Ore
gon Suffrage. If all women were as
well versed in the affairs of govern.
ment as was Mis-. Duniway, if all
women could view puOlic questions
with her poise and calm, unswayed by
the usual sentiments that hampers av-
erage womanhood when given such a
responsibility, we think no one could
reasonably have objections 60 equal
suffrage.
The funeral services Of Mrs. Duniway
were conducted Tuesday afternoon at =
o'clock at the First Unitarian church,
Of Portland Rev 7. L. Eliot, pastor
emeritus If the church, a close friend
Of the deceased, presided.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-10-14
FLOWERS

Just the word flowers speak it to
yourself, and see-bTings pleasure to
the thought as does the perfume from
roses. llacs or heliotrope to the sense
of smell. Flowers The tinniest baby
will humble happily in the language of
cherubim at the sight of a mass of re-
doIent, colored blooms. Flowers add
JOY at the wedding feast; they temper
bereavement at funerals.
The home that lacks the adornment
of vines, shrubs or bIossoming ANIMALS
has the look of vacancy. 1t lacks some
thing.
Hood River city and country places
are becoming known for their decor,
ative plants. Local residents have
painted up, cleaned up and have plant
ed flowers. The local rose show brought
forth flowers that contested with the
great displays of Portland and brought
back honors. Hood Rivers sweet peas
are second to none. The Colors Of
thousands Of dahlias now simmer in
the sunhsine of autumn, rivaled by
the splendor of astors. Nature, too, is
painting the hIlsides and the Hood
River valley was never more beautiful.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-10-14
C0URTESIES OF THE ROAD

We of the mid-Coumbia district have
been privileged to observe much of the
human nature of motorists during the
past summer. Since the Columbia riv-
er highway was opened our eXpecta-
tions have been fulfilled, and thousands
of automobiles. carrying tourists. have
passed through, Some have passed us
by with smiles and waving hands
Others have been possessed with a
crouch that not even a ride through the
Columbia river gorge could dispel
There is no hope for that class of men
and women.
The long road Of auto birds of pas
sage, while it is for the most part
pleasant, has many trying aggrava-
tions, If two or three tires blow out
in quick succession, the owner,driver of
a machine is likely to get sarcastic in
his replies to questions But the man
who enjoys life most and who makes
others see the bright side of things is
the fellow who swallows any chagrin
that he may feel and just talks on with
"A smile.
Fellow motorists soon learn to spot
the Crouch of the ROAD" and tagged
as he is with the frown imprint Of blue
devils, he is left to himself.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-10-14
LUMBER AT NOUN
TAIN TOP COSTLY

Lumber at $50 a thousand. Just COM
mon fir sticks, too.
That is the price the forest service is
paying for 5000 feet Of lumber, deliv-
cred on the summit Of Mount Hood,
II. z25 feet above sea level. On this
snow capped dome the service plans the
most elevated fire outlook station in the
world. Mountain climbers plume them
selves on their feat when they Chamber
to the apex Of the mountain.
Yet every stick Of timber that will
enter into the construction of the hut
of the forest service has to be packed
on the broad shoulders of a man. To
carry the timber TO the summit involves
a task that has never been equalled by
the department. 1t has been entrusted
to Elijah Coleman, veteran guide and
packer, and to Dee Wright, one of the
best known packers of in the North
west.
Elijah Coleman is to a large extent
responsible for the construction of a
permanent forestry service station on
the mountain. Last June upon his
advice the department placed a lookout
station on the mountain top.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-10-14
Cow Boys Song
Plains of Mexico.

Tune-The Plains of Mexico.
| was a jolly cowboy
In the days of long ago;
To ride the range was my employ
In sunshine, rain or snow.
On Umatilla's smiling plains.
BY John Days purllng rills
I've wandered mid the SHOWS and rains
I've roamed the bunch grass hills.
On guard upon the nightly plains,
I've watched the cold moon rise,
And clutched my lsrlat and reins
Beneath the starry skies.
I've chased wild calves and wilder
steers
Been through the cowboy mills.
I've followed the cOw-path thirty years
AS ] roamed the bunch grass hills.
I've made my own reatss
Morals and bridle reins.
I've manufactured cinch and lattas
In camp on the thirsty plains.
My spurs have sung their lays
AS we went through our cowboy
drills,
Amid our hard work and our plays,
As we roamed the bunch grass hills,
On many dusty drives I've thirsted
And hungered all day long.
My lips have psrched till they have
bursted
As trailed the herd along.
My noble steed, as we have strolIed
Z Amid our joys and ills,
Together on the plains have rolled,
AS we rOamed the bunch grass hills.
And when the roundup days were on
For a time we ceased to roam,
For the girls we loved stood at the door
To bid US welcome home.
The roundup dance was full of glee,
The girls wore gaudy frills.
We swung them round and round so free
We forgot the bunch grass hills.
And now I'm old, my hair is gray,
And on the bunch grass plain
Grows many a ton of luscious hay
And miles of golden grain.
No more I'll drive the lowing herd
Or wear the cowboy frills;
No more my silvery spurs be heard
Among the bunch grass hills.
Carson c. Masiker.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-10-14
Antiuuity of Wheat,

There is evidence that the Chinese
cultivated wheat nearly 5000 years
ago, regarding 1t as a direct gift from
heaven. The Egyptians attributed it
to their god Isis and the Greeks to
Ceres. Concerning the latter it was
believed that when she had taught her
favorite, Triptolemus, how to till the
soil and make bread she gave him her
chariot, and in that he traversed the
world, distributing corn to all nations.
Wheat growing in Egypt can by the
evidence Of grain found imbedded
in the brick of a pyramid be traced
back to 1859 B. C. Varieties of wheat
are legion. A French firm in its trial
seed grounds had over coo varieties
growing, and since then crossing" has
increased the number.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-10-14

II is impossible to throw few drops
Of water on a redhot stove. The wa
ter can never touch the stove at all.
What is seen is a few drops rolling
rapidly over the surface, gradually
getting smaller until they disappear.
II the drops are on a perfectly level
place one can see under them to the
other side Of the room. thus proving
that they are not in contact with the
stove itself.
What actually happens is that the
bottom OF the drop changes at once to
steam or vapor on coming close to the
hot surface. and this vapor is supplied
by the drop as It gradually goes away.
So the drop rests on cushion Of va
por until It is entirely dissipated. This
state Of water is known as the spheroi-
dal state and Is of interest simply on
account of its popularity and seeming
ly paradoxical behavior.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-10-14

Hustle and rush constitute a typical
ly American habit, and one In which
we take considerable pride. 1t gives
man the notion that he is accomplish
ing a great deal, because he works so
hard and is so exhausted at night. A
bit Of adverse criticism and a word OF
advice are here offered The physician
may pass them on to some of his pa
tients with advantage and take a small
portion himself If he thinks 1t is
needed.
Hustle and rush! No one ever saw
German or an Englishman or even a
Frenchman work in such mad haste
We say they are slow. Maybe they
are in some lines, but they get results
In science, philosophy and art we ac-
knowledge their superiority by going
to Europe TO study from them. And
many Of their banking systems, bust
ness methods and their cooperative So
cietles are better than ours.-Medlcal
Progress.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-10-14

Though there is no definite rule laid
down in the British naval regulations
yet It has become an unwritten one
for the officers 10 instruct their men
10 sing when they are in great dan
ger. as, for instance, when their ship
has been mined or torpedoed and Is
sinking.
A popular song, as a rule, is ordered
to be sung because most OF the sailors
know II, and collective singing puts
more heart in them and helps them
TO hang ON as long as possible TIL help
comes.
Some years ago some sailors from
the Vernon were blown up in Ports
mouth harbor. II was In the middle
Of January and an icy blizzard made
things worse than usual The lieuten-
ant in command, who was swimming
In the water, yelled out to his men,
who were also battling for their lives,
"Slng Bill Bailey and probably that
once popular song was never sung un-
der stranger conditions. 1t is said
that the lieutenant swan round and
punched the heads Of those who were
not singing.-Pearson's.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-10-14

The submarine inventor, Simon Lake,
says in the Century Magazine that this
formidable weapon OF naval warfare
can be means Of charts work its way
on the bottom through the cables of
mines or under nets or boOms until 1t
reaches the vicinity Of the enemy's an.
chorage. Moreover: "If the enemy has
its torpedo nets out, the submarine can
creep up near the vessel, send diver
out and attach bottom mine under
her, to be electrically exploded after
the submarine has moved safe dis.
tance away. II desired, mine can be
attached to the bottom of the surface
vessel and exploded hours later by
clockwork mechanism. In this manner
mines can be placed under several
ships, and all can be blown up stimuli
taneously at given hour, when the
submarine may be miles away"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-10-14
White Salmon Railroad Projected
(From the Enterprise)

Some very denfite action has been
taken toward the promotion of rail-
road from the Columbia river at a
point near White Salmon. to run in a
nOrtheasterly direction to Snowden, ap-
proximately paralleling what is known
as the Snowden highway.
At the instigation of eastern people
who are interested in this locality En-
gineer M. W. Howland, who is well
known and thoroughly experienced in
railroad work has made a careful re-
cOnnaissance survey to determine the
feasibility of the route for such road.
He has reported maximum grade of 3
per cent and states that in his judg-
ment the construction of such road
as proposed is both practicable and
feasible and that further extensions can
be easily made as conditions may JUS
tify.
The territory to be traversed by this
proposed road with its fertility, its eli
matte attractions and its scenic beauty,
is destined to be one of intense farming
and orcharding. This will result in
large population to the given territory.
Good highways are essential and must
come, but it is equally evident to every
thinking mind that our best possibii-
ties can only be attained through rail
way facilities. Adequate intercommun-
lcation is the forerunner of develop
ment to any great extent. The stage
coach and lumber wagon served their
purpose in pioneer days. In the clear
ing of land vast quantities of excellent
timber have been destroyed in this To-
cality, at heavy expense, simply for
lack of transportation facilities. With
a railroad tributary. millions of feet of
timber would be given value which
it can in no other way possess.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-10-14
Notice OF Sheriff's Sale

In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon, for
Hood River County
Clara Gribbe, Plaintiff
VS..
Mary Nina Savage and M. Yasui, Defendants.
By virtue of an execution, Judgment. order. de-
cree and order of sale duly issued out Of the above
entitled Court in the above entitled
cause to me directed and dated the 9Th
day Of October, 1915, upon judgment render
ed and entered in said Court the 9Th day of
october. 1915, in favor of Clara Gribbe, plaintiff,
and against Mary Nina Savage, defendant for the
sum Of Sl2,OOO00 principal together with interest
thereon at the rate of per cent per annum from
the 23rd day of October. 1913 and for the further
sum OF $4,000 attorneys fee. and for the further
sum OF S24.00 costs and disbursements, and the
costs Of and upon this writ. commanding me to
make sale Of the following described real proper
ty, tOwit:
The southeast quarter of Section 35 in Township
North OF Range East of the Willamette Meri-
dian, containing 100 acres of land more or less,
ana beng the same premises which the defendant
mary Nina Salvage acquired by Warranty Deed
from Ralph Savage: said land is further describ-
ed and designated on the United States plats and
m the United States patent as the north half Of
Ihe southeast quarter and Lots numbered One III
ana TWO III of Section 35 in Township North of
Range East of the Willamette Meridian, County
Oregon:
Now therefore, by virtue of said execution
Judgment. order, decree and order of sale and in
compliance with the commands of said writ will
on FRIDAY. the 18th day of November. 1915. at 10
o'clock a. m. at the front door of the County Court
Rouse IN Hood River. Hood River County. Ore
gon, sell at public auction (subiect to redemption)
TO the highest bidder for cash in hand, all the
Tgnt title and interest which the within named
defendants or either of them had on the 23rd day
oi september, 1907. the date of the mort
cages forecosed. or since that date had in and to
the above described property or any part thereof
to satisfy said execution, Judgment order and de-
cree. interest, costs and accruing costs.
Dated October 14th, 1915.
THOMAS F. JOHNSON,
Sheriff of Hood River County. Oregon.
Date OF first publication Oct. l4th 1915.
Date OF last publication Nov. 18th. 1915.