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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-05-30
trio sign daily at $500. Chanseable
letters. No competition. F1ashtric
Sign Works, Chicago.

HIGH GRADE statesmen wanted for
good paying steady position Call
on garages, stores, factories etc. Mil
waukee Tank Works, Milwaukee, Wis.
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rop PEET-Modern light housekeep-
ing rooms, furnished or unfinished.
North Fifth. rent reasonable. Phone
e67.
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1lRl1S AND WOMEN wanted to learn
!. overall making. Apply Irwin-Phil-
ups 20. garment factories, Keokuk
and Hamilton. Ill.
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WANTED-Gasoline and oil stoves
repaired and cleaned, razors honed.
SCISSORS ground. Ed. Luke, S26 Main.
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WANTED

"ANTED-Young hdy experienced
10 ladies' ready-to-wear department,
wants position. Address J. B.. care OF
Daily Gate City.
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hANTED-Reliable man to operate
branch of our business in every
ountry. Position well paying and
permanent. Write. giving age and
fsierences. Puritan Mfg. Co., Iowa
City, Iowa.
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"ANTED-Lawn mowers and all
o.ner kinds of tools to sharpen. in
,iualng razors and scissors: razors
Inflow ground; gasoline stoves clean
~ VIII call for, sharpen and return.
= Dumenil- Phone Red 107.
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FOR RENT-723 Morgan. TO fui1on.
modern. eight rooms Enquire nex'
door or 127 Morgan.
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THE WEATHER

UNITED Press Leased Wire Service
WASHINGTON, May 29.-Weather
forecast:
Iowa: Local rains Sunday; Monday
fair, warmer.
Missouri: Showers Sunday; Monday
warmer and probably fair.
Illinois: Showers Sunday; Monday
warmer and probably fair.
Local Observations.
May Bar. Their. Wind W'th'r
90 7 a. m.-2957 So SW CIdy
20 p. m-29.67 81 sW Misting
Precipitation in "a hours, 04.
River stage, ZOO a. m, 10 feet.
Change In past "a hours, rise s..
Mean temperature, CO.
Highest, So.
Lowest, 55.
. Lowest Friday night. 55.
FRED u. GOSEWISCH,
Observer.
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"ANiED-Persons to color art pic
,o .ures at home, easy work. No ex-
rcII.lence Good pay. Sample free.
aeason Wheeler, 1927 Mad son. Chi
eago.
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MANTED-To buy a bull dog. Fe-
mai, niaie preferred. r. E. Strohmeier.
Black 1894.
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"aNiED men to represent US in
.our own territory $500 per
-, tn.n, travelling expenses and COM
Us. sion. Experience unnecessary.
d;a lle quick. R. d. Martel, 290s In
aua Ave-, Dept. 1872, Chicago.
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FOR SALE-Nice little home on boul-
evard north of park B. F. Jones.
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locations; small farm close in.
can sell and rent for you. w. n.
MACEDONIAN, 402 Blondeau.
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ABLEBODIED MEN for firemen,
brakemen, 1920 monthly; expert
ence unnecessary. Railway, care
Gate City.
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FOR SALE-Warehouse Ninth and
Johnson. McManus & Tucker.
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ny iED-Lady traveller. Expert.
ETC., ce unnecessary Salary, commits.
l.s and expense allowance to right
. McBrady & Co. Chicago.
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FOR SALElFour lots in Kings adj
dition at a low price B. F. Jones'
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Kings addition at bargain B. F.
Jones.
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FOR SALE-One Ford touring car n
excellent shape VIII demonstrate
J. w. Smith, PA North Third.
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THE WANT COLUMN

street. five room house, modern eN-
cept furnace. Inquire of Sam " COX
phone Black-719.
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FOR RENT-No. 314 and 316 Elk
change, two story double brick with
seven rooms and bath, each side. John
Tumelty.
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FOR RENT-No. 600 Timea. six room
frame with city water in kitchen
John Tumelty.
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LOST-A young Shepherd dog, six
months old, yellow, four white feet,
spot of white on Torch cad Long hafr
Return TO 123 Morgan and receive re-
ward. NJ Meigs.
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FOR RENT-604 North Fifth street
modern except furnace: seven
rooms: will repair to suit. Phone
Black al
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FOR RENT-No. 1909 Fulton, lower
frame fiat, four rooms, electric
lights and gas, inside closet. John
Tumelty.
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FOR RENT-12s North Seventh
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FOR RENT-Modern five room
Main street fat. Inquire R. J. Ewerd.
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FOR RENT-Modern furnished room
213 North Eleventh. Call Sunday
or evenings. Telephone Black $40.
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FOR RENT-Three furnished rooms
for light housekeeping. Also one
sleeping room: modern Inquire Alb
Fulton street.
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for gentlemen. 32s North Second
street
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FOR RENTING. 929 Franklin, part
of modern house, three rooms oo"h
and one and bath up. Jonn luneits-
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FOR RENT-Five room house, cleo
trio lights, 1902 Oak street; $500
per month. c. A. Harmon. Phone
Red S36.
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FOR 8 ALE

FOR SALEETwo corner lots, FIT.
teenth and Bank, three houses each.
Corner Twelfth and Franklin, 1874 by
40: three houses ON. Charles Altes,
1909 Franklin. r.r -a-
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IESNEN-Make s375.0O monthly,
selling one eight foot outdoor cleo
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WASTED-s or i room houses, good
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FOR SALEHFurnished or unfurnish.
ed. to close estate. the Walters
homestead, 1915 High ST. See Miss
Maud Walters. 722 Concert ST. Phone
Red 6T3.
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FOR RENTING furnished rooms for
light housekeeping. ground floor
Phone Red 1907.
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FOR RENT-Six-room house, SIP Elk
change. Decorated to suit tenant.
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FOR RENT-111s and 1120 Morgan,
rooms each, modern. Apply 1l2b
Morgan.
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UNDERWOOD TIPEWRITERS-L
model No. Underwoods I39-1o
Other makes $1,000 up. Investigate.
P. L. Comegys, 10 S. Dearborn St,
Chicago, Ill
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FOR SALE-Five room partly modern
house, corner lot, with building site
In rear. Edith Miller. 400 North Fifth.
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FOR SALE-Baby chicks from barred
rock eggs, 10c each. PhonesJ. h
Morrison. south of Hamilton depot.
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FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Six room modern house
ENQUIRE of Mrs. Thos. McManus
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Local Observations.
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IOST-Alumfnum mounted ey
glasses. Notify Phone $50.
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LOST

LOST-s5.1O in National bank Christ
mas Savings club envelope, on
Main. Return to this Office Reward.
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FOR RENT-Furnished rooms, mod.
ern conveniences, two blocks from
business center; board if desired.
Phone Red S99.
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new paper. Dr.. c. A. Jenkins.

FOR RENT-9O3 High, eight rooms
modern except furnace. O. w
Swartz. Phone Red 206.
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FOR RENT-Modern furnished room
312 North Sixth street
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1915-01-21
FourFooted Smokers.

The camel, say men Of eastern ex.
perience, has the most disconeerting
mouth in the world until you ara used
to him. You think yon will direct him,
say. to the right by pulling rein that
way. But the consequence liz that a
great face with large eyes and larger
lips turns back over It's own neck
and looks you In the eyes. But the
direction Of the camel.s progress
meanwhile continues unaitered.
Never . companionabIe beast. be
has at least one human weakness an
Unsuitable love for tobacco. One ST
the methods used by Arabs ID famine
wild camels Is TO fix q kind cf cigar
holder I'm the animals Iaonth and ia*
sert q huge, ioosely2rollad cigar a.
soon a. the camel starts ID draw, Is
becomes remarkably doclle, ana Quioi
" learns to inhale tha smoke and n
II through thu nostriss Tt1e 0Hl
back III ne system n th4 M
ine brute beconacs 4 esz y y
and refuses NJ haAk
gar Is \ "
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1915-01-21

tDupyflght by Meslufs Aawapapos eyndiaagas
Once there was fullblown wild
Peach. registered In the Family Bible
as Susan MahaIy.
Her Pa divided ibis time between
collecting at Toll-Gate and defend.
ing the Military Reputation OF Andy
Jackson.
The family dwelt lii what was then
regarded by Cambridge. Mass, as the
Twilight Zone Of Semi.c Culture, viz,
Swixzett County. Pennsylvania.
Susan wore Linseys Woolsey from
Monday n Saturday she never had
tempered with her Venus de Milo
Topography and she did not ever sus.
poet that Women had Nerves.
When she was seventeen che had q
Forearm Ikea Member Of the Turn.
verein.
She knew how 10 Card and Weave
and Dye. Also she could make Loose
SOAP ID kettle out III the Open Air.
susan never fell down on her Salt.
Rising Bread. Her Apple Butter was
Always Al.
II was commonly agreed that she
wossld make some Man 4 good House.
keeper, for che was never siolsiy and
could stay on her Feet sixteen hours
81 q Stretch.
Already che was beginning to look
down the Pike for q regnimr Fellow,
In the year 1910. the Lass Or seven.
teen who faiIad To Ret her Hooks on
come roaming specimen Of the 0ppo.
site Gender was In danger OF being
whispered about as an Old Maid. Cell.
hacy WINS listed with Arson and Man.
slaughter
Nafis WINS destined III Be an Early
Victorian Rnmmy, but be could list
SAw.I4oE. and he would stand without
being hitrhed. 30 Susan nailed him
tha third tlme ne came snooplng
around the ToiEGata.
Rufus did not have 4 window To
hoist dir d Fence 10 loan ON. But
thsre u no Poverty lii any Pocket 81
che Universe until Wealth arrives
and begins 10 get Luggy
A&MAA tst0UA ~ NHN WAS Hlskf aMM tU
rAfe Luck 10 anaFe d ssixsFoot0r who
uwned II g0ud Squirrel Rifle and could
esis wTaHsis All Comars
The Hills oE Pennsylvania were be-
oonning congessed. with Eeighhors not
more than two or three miles apart 60
Rufus and his Bride decided til hit
i New Trail into the Dark Timber
and grow ND with che HUnndleaa West.
Relatives 81 the YOUNG Couple
staked them 10 faam Of peltsrs.
Mulsy Cow. Bird pos of dubious An.
easfry. m Azo. arid Skillet. and
started thorn over the Divide toward
TIM perilons Frontier, away oat YEN.
aar in illinoy
X was 4 Hard Lite. Al they trnn-
died slowly over the rotten Roads. to.
ward Tho Land of Promise. they had
II suhsist largely In vtnison. prai-
kie Chicken. Quail. Black naAs. Bier.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1915-01-21

1t came out In the sobhing Recital
thar Hubert had presented her with y
$500 prize-winning Pomeranian. direct
ly related to the famous Fig, owned
by the Countess Skidoogan Of Bill
earty
Later on, he seemed to feel that the
Pomeranian had come between him
and Ethel. The Situation became
more and more tense and finally. one
day in Egypt. within plain sight OF the
majestic Pyramids, he kicked Precious
ever so hard and raised quite Swell
ling.
The Legal Adviser sale Death was
too good for such Fiend.
In Vienna, though, that was where
he went 50 FAR that Separation be
came inevitable.
Ethel had decided to take an $780,
900 Pearl Necklace she had seen in
window. II was easily worth that
much, and she felt sure she could get
II In without paying Duty. She had
been very successful at bringing
things Home.
She could hardly believe her Ears
when Hubert told her to forget II ard
back up and come cut Of the Spirit
World and alight on the Planet Earth.
He had been Heartless on previous
Occasions, but this was the first time
he had been Mean enough TO renig on
mere side-issue such as coming
across with the Loose Change.
Ethel was simply determined TO
have that Necklace. but the unfeeling
Whelp tried to kid her out OF the No.
tion.
Then he started in to Pike. He sug-
gested a $4,000 Tarara of Rubies and
Diamonds az a Compromise. Ethel be-
, came wise to the Fact that she had
joined out with a Wad.
While she was pulling daily Sicls
Headache in the hope OF bringing hirA
to Taw, the Maharajah OF UmslopagUs
came along and bought the Necklace,
That was when Ethel had to t.e
taken to u Rest Cure In the Austrian
Tyrol. and she never had been the
Same Woman since.
To all who had come pleading tsh
Reconciliation. Ethel simply hung oiit
the Card. Nothing Doing"
After Brute has jumped up and
down on the Aching Heart OF Girl
OF proud Lineage. he can't square
himself in 100000 years.
So said Ethel between the flowing
Tears
Furthermore, there had been hope
less Incompatibility. In all the time
they we're together. they never had
been able to agree on q Turkish ciga-
rette.
The professional Home Rlaster said
she had enough on Hubert to get her
four Divorces. The Decree would be-
Pipe. .a
Ethel said she hoped so aud to
please push II along. as she had quite
Waiting.List.
Moral: Rufus had no business buy
ing the Clock.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1915-01-21

The Groom wore a Swallow-Tail.
Most OF those present had seen Pic
lures OF the Dress Suit. In the Fire
side Companion. the Gentleman wear
Ing one always had Curls, and the
Wood Engraving caught him in the
act OF striking Lady in the Face
and saying Curse youl"
The Feeling at the County-Seat
was that Frances had taken Des.
perate Chance
The Caterer with Colored Help in
White Gloves, the ruby Punch sus.
pected of containing Liquor, the Jap
anese Lanterns attached to the Naples,
the real Lace In the Ven. the glitter
Ing Array OF Pickle-Jars. and D we'll
defined Rumor that most OF the Inn
ported Ushers Ind been Stewed, gave
the agitated Hamlet something TO hlat
about for many and many day.
The Bachelor or Arts grabbed of
by the daughter of Jennie and the
granddaughter of Susan was the
owner OF Real Estate in the congested
Business District OF Town which
came into Public Attention later on
through the efforts Of Frank Chance.
His front name was willoughby, bat
Frances always called him Dear" no
matter what she happened to be think
Ing at the time
Part OF State Street had been wished
on TO Willoughby. He was afraid TO
sell, not knowing how to reinvest.
so he sat back and played safe.
With growing Delight he watched the
Unearned Increment piling up on ev-
cry Corner. He began to see that he
would be fairly busy.all his life. jack.
ing up Rents.
The Red-Tsrick Fortress TO which he
conducted Frances had Stone Steps In
front and q secret Entrance for iowiy
Tradespeople ut the rear.
Willoughhy and bis wife had the
high courage Of Youth ard the Finan-
ciai Support at ALI the Money SPEND:
ere along State street. MI tIzex Sl1
ID iii On Period ne00Fn fIN
room All the Haase xss
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1915-01-21

Ffsh--also some Hair-Cloth Furniture.
very slippery and upholstered with
Sand.
After Hiram gave her the Black silk
and paid for the Crayon Enlargements
Of her Parents, Jennie did not have
the Face to Bone him for anything
more, but she longed In secret and
Hiram suspected.
Jennie was q Soprano. Not a reg.
ular Soprano. but q Country-Town So
prano. of the kind often used Cor aug.
menting the Grief at o Funeral. Her
voice came from y point about two
inches above the Right Eye,
She had assisted d Quartet 70 do
things to s.Junnita." and sometimes she
tossed out hints about wishing she
could practice ut Home. Jennie was
Nice Woman but she did need Prac-
tice.
Although Hiram WAS tighter than
the Bark OF a Sycamore, he liked to
have other Women envy the Mother
OF his Children.
When he spread himself from .
Shin-P Plaster. he expected q Fanfare
of Trumpets.
II took him a long time TO unwind
the String from the Wallet, but he
would Dig IL he thought he was boost.
ing his own Game.
by steaithy short-weighting OF the
Country Trade and holding Ont on the
Assessor. he succeeded iii sailing away
numerous Kopecks In one corner Of
the safe.
While In Chicago to buy his Winter
stock. be bargained for two days and
finally bought o Cottage Melodeon.
with the Stool thrown IN.
jennie would sit up and pump Cor
Hours alta time. happy In the knowi.
edge that she had drawn the Capital
Prixe Ia the Lottery Of Hymen.
In the rear 1885 there was some
Church wedding ii the county.seat
Frances daughter or Hiram and Jen-
nile. hAd knockrd the Town TwiRler
when she came home from the Feuanle
College wearing Bangs and toting i
Tennis Racquet.
All the local GallaRts. with Curo1s
on iii their hair and Rings 81 +
Cravats. backed into - 1g
Hlrasn haa hox1hk
worth IA if&xt
| tutspA AZ K&&f
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-09-11
GOT OUT Of HIS DILEMMA
Truly iceman. as He Remarked 70
Himself, Had Profited by Night
School Education.

Fritz, the iceman, was in persplra-
ton flor il was the hottest four o'clock
in the morning in IL years.. and a
dilemma flor he only had one small
block of ice left. and there were still
ten customers left unserved, each or
whom took ten-cent piece.
Il know" Fritz cried 10 himself.
Il know way out. | didn't SO 10
night school for pothin'!"
And he cut the block into ten tiny
pieces and put one piece in trout OF
each of the ten Gates.
Then climbing over one ct the
/ fences. and filling a bucket full OF
water he poured water over each oil
the tiny ten. so that each Was in
the middle Of a puddle.
Clever Fritz,
What. you don't? Well, let hin
explain it himself, then:
"Haw, hew," chuckled Fritz. "N"v
when they find the pieces theyl
think the ice went and mslted Oh
'erl,"
Shortly afterwards ten good 5ous'
wives opened their gates an" GOT
slant at the tiny ten.
You know the rest if you never Ia
> it haIpeJ. II you-Detroit Free res
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-09-11
GOT A LITTLE SATISFACTION
Motorist Employed Rather Neat Way
Of Getting Even" After His Ar
rest for Speeding.

A motorist was stopped by a police
man for speeding. whereupon he be-
came angry and called the policeman
an ass. After he had paid his me
the Judge reproved him for what he
had said to the officer.
Then | mustn't call a policeman an
ass" he said.
Certainly not" said the judge
You must not insult the police.
But you wouldn't mind If | called
ar ass a policeman. would you?
Why. no. if it gives you any sat
isfaction." answered his honor WITH
a smile.
The motorist turned to the mar
who had arrested him. Good day pc
piceman." he said. and immedlatei!
left the courtroon.-Boston Tran
script.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-09-11
WELL and IN
GOOD HEALTH
Since Taking Cardui. After Seven
Years of Suffering, Says
South Carolina Lady.

Columbia, S. C.-Mrs. L. c. Helm
mann, of 331 Washington ST.. OF this
city, SAYS: Il have received so mucn
benefit from Cardui, feel like speak
ing a good word for it t, every lady l
come in contact with, that l think
needs it, hoping to help some one to
get we'll, as / did.
I had been sick fl bed for long
time with the change of life. Inc ooc-
tor tended me all along, and finally one
morning whea he came he said he be-
lieveI | would have tu &. to the nos
pital yet. / said No. then read all OF
the testimonials in the Ladies Birth
day Almanac and Their phoned for
bottle of Car,lui and commenced tax
ing it. / began {. Improve from then
Oh. | took five bottles continuously
then off and on for awhile, and | was
| well ard have had GOOD health
ever since, / am glad to say. have
recommended it to lot Il my friends
was troubled for sever or eigh
years before i took Cardui. think i
is the best medicine on earth for lie
male troubles . . II this testimonla
will help some one else you are at LID
erty to use it if You like"
Begin taking Cardui today. 1t ma,
be the very medicine you neec. You
druggist sells it. Get a bottle fror
him today.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-09-11
how TO HEAL STUBBORN
T0RMENTING SKIN DISEASES

Baltimore doctor suggests this
ample, but reliable and inexpensive,
kome treatment for people suffering
nth eczema, ringworm, rashes and
dmilar itching, burning skin troubles.
At any reliable druggists get a jar
n resi,ol ointment and cake OF resi-
Mi soap. These will not cost a bit
more than seventy-five cents. With
|the resinol soap and warm water battle
he affected parts thoroughly, unth
they are free from crusts and the skin
h softened. Dry very gently. spread
on a thin layer Of the resinol ONT
pent, and cover with light bandage
II necessary to protect the clothing
This should be done twice day. Usu'
ally the distressing itching and turn
ing stop with the first treatment anc
HE skin soon becomes clear ano
healthy again.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-09-11
Some Refreshment.

admiral Fletcher during the
..uyers off Newport told a story at
arden party.
.rhs navy is ~ abstemious from
L.,..l reasons" he began, as old
t,,ee was from mis-rliness."
ola stingee was entertaining boy
~ friend one evening st his store
t...,e After couple of hours OF
talk the old fellow said genially:
1.Would YOU like some rrtreshment
cooling draft. say-Gaorge"
seWhy. yes; | don't care if | do,
IA George, and he passed his hand
(,ross his mouth and brighteped VI
konderfully.
s'Good!' said old Stingee. III JUS
men ND this window. There's a fine
Ia breeze blowing detroit FIRES
press.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-09-11
Why the Applause.

The amateur theatrical performance
was being discussed.
you know that part If the new
play where the man seizes the woman,
forces her into the cupboard, and
turns the key On herr"
Yes"
well, last night fellow II. The
audience applauded it so much that
they had to put him out"
81 don't think there is anything to
applaud about it.
Yes, there was. 1t turned out ina
the fellow was the husband OF the
actress. and it was the first time hi
had ever seen anybody shut her up
was the cool reply.