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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05
LATE FRENCH GENERAL
CRITICISED HIS MEN
(Ry Associated Press. }

Paris, May General Tremeau,
who recently died from injuries sus-
tanned in an automobile accident,
was virtually the commander in.
chief of the army during the period
of his service as vice president of
the higher war council. He is we'll
remembered by all the officers who
served under him for his vigor,
quickness of decision and plain way
Of speaking. After the annual army
manoeuvres in 1910 in the Cham
payne province, he addressed the
general officers as is usual under
such circumstances. He started out
in the usual honeyed tone and fin
ished as follows:
Gentlemen" he said, "if the
great emperor had been able to
come back among us and witness the
manoeuvres that we have just &C
complished upon the scene Of his
glorious exploits, he would find that
we have borne ourselves in a par.
ticularly pitiable manner"
The severity of his criticims made
him great many political enemes
and It ws this more than anything
else that brought about his resigna :
tion In 1911.
times. Some of these cases are
beautifully engraved. and one bears
a silver plate said to have been en-
graved by Hogarth. representing the
Duke OF Cumberland's victory at
Culloden In 1746.
The society consists Of thirty
members. among them Sir Henry
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05
SUPREME COURT ISSUES
MANDATE IN CASE
OF LEO FRANK
(By Associated Press.)

Washin gton, May 5.-Upon 5 the
request of the counsel for Leo NJ.
Frank. the supreme court today is
sued its mandate, by which the de
cision of the Georgia federal court.
denying Franks writ of habeas cor
pus, was affirmed. Ordinarily the
mandate would not have been issued
until May 10. 1t was reported that
the action of Franks counsel was to
facilitate his application before the
prison commission Of Georgia, for a
Communication of the death sentence
imposed upon him for the murder
OF Mary Phagan.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05
7|1lI1GTON RACING CLOSES

xoxInGto0, Ky, May 5.-The
~ 1oy9 racing season will close
~ eo1n0. The new book of rules
7I66 ut much superfulous matter.
I1r which the races were run,
&yo1 In0nt satisfactory Most OF
VI 6m<e11o will go to Churchill
I11 n6f Twelve days, beginning on
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05
MUNICIPAL ART SOCIETY

New York. May At the Ma
tional Arts Club in this city there
was opened today an exhibition Of
municipal art work, under the d.
rection of Mayor Mitchell and Bor-
ough President Marks. representing
the city, and Otto II. Kahn and 9TH
ers interested in making the city
beautiful, as patrons. The purpose
is to show what has been accom-
plished along these lines. Drawings.
designs. models and photographs
showing the work accomplished and
under way for the betterment OF
piers. bridges. streets. parks. ETC.,
are receiving much attention.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05
POND SUCCEEDS DOYLE

Seattle, Wash, May 5. admiral
Pond, formerly on duty at San Fran
cosco, today succeeded Admiral
Doyle, retired for age. Admiral
Pond will command Pacific reserve
fleet, with headquarters in Puget
Sound
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05
METHODIST BISHOPS
IN SESSION At
SAINT LOUIS
(By Associated Press.)

st. Louis, May 5 5.---The Board of
Bishops of the Methodist church,
South. met here today to plan con-
ference assignments for the ensuing
twelve months and take part In the
meeting of the Board Of Church Ex-
tension. The latter meets tomor-
row and will make appropriations
of about one million dollars for the
work of the church.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05
~ LIST ISSUED
ITHOUT LIST
OF SHIPS

6 Associated Press.)
Lay 4.-The first official
yer issued without the
bps has just appeared. 1t
~ considered necessary
rom the Germans any
might reveal the full
the British navy.
officers and men on ac-
covers eighty pages of
ms, while the Royal
De and the Volunteer
We occupies 81 pages
nrge number of the vol
visits hold temporary
Among them are the
Ted as lieutenant com
he Duke of Manchester,
Westminster, Filson
elist; d. C.. Calthorp,
I'd Loughborough, OF
nes fame; l.. G.. Chioz :
e writer on economies;
several pages Of names
nposing Queen Alexan-
Naval Nursing Serv-
/ Of sick quarters in all
United Kingdom covers
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05

through a dozen scouts who make it
their business to travel up and down
the line looking for the bright men,
the tidy station agent, the courteous
trainman. cool men In emergency.
the inventive mechanic. and the
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05
ll1IONAL BOXING
CHAMPIONSHIP

~ vfancisco, May 5 5.-lnterna-
|1na1 6o3ing championships are be-
=. h911 here today at the Panama
k61G6 Exposition, for amateurs
Aoeo oro eight classes Of contest
M 31mgtng from los to It's
There are entries from all
M VI America and a few from
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05
CoFFEY TO BOX

WGU Y0Ek, May 5 Al Reich will
- III G66ey at the Garden to
lilly Gibson. manager OF
nj - Of the best known sport
Fl - - the country, says that
y VII be an important one,
! r mt in the running or elm
~ ~ for a match with Will
- 81 - Coffey, 1.-The Dublin
- on." is regarded as the real
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05

On a premise that a needle In a
haystack is easy to hnd, the Canad-
ian Pacific has instituted system
OF searching out from 100000 en-
ployes the men who are the likeliest
Tor promotion. The searching is
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05
Es{ N Associated Press. }

1o Ny s 5.-Japan's attentions
1S xo6 on the Chinese situation
~ iN believed is filled with
IN liabilities. 1t is reported
= ~ foreign Office telegraphed
IN eGnslals in China instructing
~ q prepare for possible depart
Il The decision of the cabinet
u &t11oe statesmen is expected
Ihe press claims the limit Of
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05
SNUFF BOX SOCIETY
RECENTLY ORGANIZED
(By Associated Press. }

London, May "a society whose
sole object is to act as custodian for
a snuff box, has Just been incorpo-
rated and registered at Somerset
House.
The Past Overseers' Society Of st.
Margaret and st. John Westminster,
although not Incorporated until this
late date, was founded just two cen
turies and two years ago. The orig
inal snuff box now rests in a series
of boxes, one fitting into the other,
which have been added at various
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05
CORNELL VS.. PA. ATHLETES

Philadelphia, May 5 .4Cornelis
crack athletes will clash with Penn
sylvania in a dual meet here today
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05
TITLE men IN
SESSION At
GAINESVILLE

Gainesville, May 5.-The Fourth
Association of Title Men convened
in Gainesville Monday, and held
sessions yesterday and today. b. E.
Jarrett, of Palatka. president OF the
association, is presiding.
Monday afternoon a number of
the visitors were rendered an auto
mobile ride to points Of interest in
and near the city, but as many who
are to attend the business sessions
had not arrived at the hour set for
the courtesy, 1t was decided to ex-
tend this favor to the title men yes
terday afternoon at 4 o'clock. when
all participated.
Monday evening the association
held the first session in the Masonic
| Temple. The visitors were well
coined on behalf OF the city BY
christopher Matheson and on behalf
Of local abstractors by Barney r
Colson. president OF the Alachus
County Abstract Company. Mr..
Colson is a past president Of the
title mems association. To the
words OF greeting and hospitality
, the responses were equally as pleas
/ ing
The program for today IL an
noun ced as follows.
Morning Session
9:60-Call TO order.
Address Reform Legislation.
and How 10 Obtain H." Mr.. c. ID.
Judson. president Title Guaranty
70. Jacksonville a discussion Of
this subject will follow the address
and shall deal with matters under
consideration by the present legis-
lature
Address Ink In the
Abstract Business" Mr.. Barney r.
Colson. president Alachua County
Abstract Co., Gainesville.
Discuseion-"How TO Advertise
an Abstract Business and How Flor
ida Abstraetors Are Advertising g
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-05-05

clerk who can run the Office when
the boss is-out. These scouts are in
structed to look for merit only, and
it is not a part Of their business to
report faults.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-06-18
Notice of Settlement

Notlce is hereby gwen, tnat the SUBSCRIBER
CT. deceased, will be audited and stated by
the Surrogate, and reported for settlement to
the Orphans Court of the County of Salem, on
Friday the twenty-ffth day of June next.
CLAIR V. WALKER,
Administrative.
Dated May q, A. D. 1915. q st
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-06-18
Able Arguments Given

Col. Ida Craft, the suffragette orator,
who is touring New Jersey, bad a large
audience to near her last Monday evening
at Penn and Main Street. She came from
Woodstown i'll al auto driven by Mrs. j.
Hildreth Dickson and was accompanied
by Rev. and Mrs. VIM. Tatlock and Mrs.
w. q. Flitcraft.
Her arguments in favor of giving women
the right to vote were clearly and forcibly
spoken and attentively heard by between
200 and 300 persons. She said some laws
should be changed to give women equal
rights with men. A mother has not the
legal right to her own child. After Ne
vada got Woman's suffrage a law was
passed giving mothers the right to guard
lanship.
The U. S. Constitution says; eve the
people" Suffrage was given the illiterate
black man. Why not women? Women
use to be considered not fit for education.
Now more girls than boys are graduated
from schools.
AS Democrats believe in government
of, for and by the people and women are
half the people, they must logically favor
woman's suffrage. Republicans gave the
illiterate black mar suffrage. Are not
M entitled to it? Education was not
considered necessary for women. Now
more girls than boys are graduated from
schools. The Progressive and Prohibi-
ZIONIST have planks favoring suffrage in
their national platforms. Therefore, all
have reasons to vote yes on the proposed
constitutional amendment for equal suf-
frage.
Woman's suffrage is past the laughing
stage. Several states have it. Ii it be a
failure then man suffrage is a failure.
The world is progressing. Keep up
up with it. The women propose to keep
on talking until all get the full franchise.
Mrs. Dickson states that Woodstown
has been partly canvased. More than a
hundred men had been found tt favor
woman suffrage and less than twenty op-
posed. She hoped that Penns Grove
would show as large a majority Rev.
Edward Mount also spoke briefly. He be-
lieved that women were as competent to
vote as men and that better officials
would be elected by them.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-06-18
Germany Respects True Neutrality

After the British Government de-
clared Germany to be bl0ckaded against
the export and import of foods and in
dustrial products even indirectly thru
neutral Holland, the German Govern
ment retaliated on February 18th by
debating a war zone around the British
island with mines and submarines. All
neutrals were notified of the danger.
Before the Lusitania left New York
people were publicly notified what
might happen TO the British steamship.
American citizens have a free right to
the seas, but when on a British ship
they were on British territory owned by
a British corporation.
In an editorial on the second Ameri-
can note to Germany on the sinking of
the Lusltania a German newspaper de-
clared that sits mild form'' cannot
conceal the earnestneSs of the situation
and that it reveals that President Will
son has not the slightest comprehen-
sion of the German standpoint, nor the
situation which has compelled Germany
to act as she has done.
"From this arises his demand that
the lives of non-cOmbatant must not be
endangered. Americans who want to
visit England can do so without ap-
preciable danger on American ships
that have pledged themselves to carry
no contrband, a pledge that a easily
be verified by German consular officials.
"Under the present circumstances, as
long as travellers use ships which carry
contraband and possibly are armed, and,
in conformity with the orders of the
British Admiralty, attempt to ram
submarines, this demand Of the note
it is impossible TO fulfil"
In a monarchy it is an offense to
speak or argue againt the King, but in
a democracy people are free to criticise
the words and actions of officials. When
the administration is heading the ma
tion to a war on the Lusitania disaster,
killing Of Americans on British terri
tory after being warned, it is the duty
of all people to learn the facts before
they have to go to wal and help pay
for it.
MI. Bryan is pleading for true neu-
trality and using his influence to stop
the rabies of wal from Speeding in this
country.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-06-18
Woodstown Whisperines

Reeves Hitchner, son Of Howard Hitch
ner, was II of the graduates of State
College, Pa, last week in forestry. He
was valedictorian of his class.
Everett Borton, of near Elmer, who was
graduated from Dickinson Bollege last
week has accepted a position for the COM
ing year as teacher of mathematics in
Conference Seminary, at Dover, Del.
Last Sunday Was a big day in the Meth
odist Church. Fifty new members were
received and several Oh probation, the re-
suit of the revival last winter.
John S. McCurdy, of Darby, Pa, has
been elected supervisor of Woodstown and
Pilesgrove school to succeed H. w. Shin
er, who goes to Pleasantville.
Miss Florence Beebe, OF Chrome, Pa,
has been elected principal of %Sharptown
school to succeed Mrs. Ella Murphy who
goes to Woodstown school. Miss Alice
Ware was elected the second teacher for
Sharptown, and Anna Kirby for Friend
ship.
Mr.. Clinton F. Avis, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. g. G. Avis, was one OF the 1874 grad
yates Of the Philadelphia College OF
Pharmacy at the Commencement exer
cises held in the Academy of Music last
week..
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-06-18
Pedricktown PenciIiings

Miss Julia B. Leaning of Philadelphia,
ia spending sometime with he. sister, Mrs.
George R. Pedrick.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. j. Galloway spent over
Sunday with relatives in Egg Harbor.
Lewis Kregler is spending a week with
his sister Mrs. Anna Parker in Paulsboro
Rev. and Mrs E. H. Cloud and daugh.
tiers are spending the week in Trenton
and Broni's Mills.
Rev. and Mrs. Alferd Wagg and Miss
Ethel Wagg, of Collingswood, visited Mr..
and Mrs. Thomas Holton on Friday.
Mrs. Frank Wells, of Camden, has been
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Sailor.
Mr.. and Mrs S. R. Blockson, of Phila-
spent SUNDAY with Mr.. and Mrs. Burk.
Mrs, Jacob Hunt has returned from
a visit with relatives in Co~llingswood.
Mrs. j. Hates has returned to her home
in Swain after a lengthy stay with her
daughter Mrs. Howard Galloway.
Miss Eva Jamison is spending the 8 um
mer in Paulsboro.
Mrs. Harvey Justice has returned from
" FACio Wv hCt bIElCIs MILE OIhIlHS
Tilton, in Scranton, Pa.
Mrs. j. MCGOWAN and daughter Bessie,
of Woodbury., were guests over Sunday
with Mrs. George Justice and Mrs. Or
vile Parker.
Mrs. Mary Shoemaker, of Philadelphia
is spending ten days with her daughter
Mrs. F. q. Sparks.
Harold Cline. OF Columbus. is snendino
sometime here.
Michael Gaventa died on Friday, 18th
at the home of his son John E. Gaventa
with whom he made his home. He was
nearly 83 years OF age and has been in
poor health for some time. Two SONS sur
vive John E. Gaventa and William Ga
venta, of Repaupo. Funeral services
were held OH Tuesday at the home where
he died. Interment in the Perkintown
Cemetery.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-06-18
The M. Megary & Son Co.
Taml and Sixth Streets Wilmington
The Popularity Of "Eddy" Refrigerators and Ice Chests
= Depends Upon Their Ability to Make Good

That they have" made good" is idencd by their yearly nceasngsd s-by the enthusiastic
appreciation expressed BY heir usm-bytm heir esaingan d food praerfngq ides-byt their
saHsf@toyse service
Eddy" RefdgratTs ad IceC Chests. are construdedo strictly scientific principles; the
materially ed lin their construction icing the most practical for such purposes Fort this reason
all asses are made of White pine because it is the best non-conductu of heat and is less liable
to warp or swell than other wocd.
The heves are all solid slate stone They are sanitary smooth, avt clean sit ne4ectv
level retain the cold and canno rot or rust
The perfect cculatond dry cold air udHzes every particle of ice to the best advantme
and means a decided ng on ice bns
HI ier ckp pipe and trap are all removable and dmpIa Non intricate parts get omd pr
der When chosinga refrigerator uw ntt bea absolutely se in the ntreaso of health and
economy, thMt Is nota An ice wadGj thtb keeps milk, neat and vegetables in cip, fresh
that itis thoroughly sanitary in every respect The Eddy pfdgerosf fulfill th@e
IN every detail. hi germs of Decay the nio of disease, can't find no oohddn the
interior of an Eddy" There's are NJ cement joints to absorb crease oH liquids The zinc lining
every joint tightly soderd and the solder is non-borbnt. Nothing can soak Through,
no mould cans ccumuate between the wallis
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-06-18
Beginning 10Th inst.
this store will close
everyS Saturday after
noon at l o'clock
until further notice.

is always in good taste and sure to be appre-
ciated. Complete sets in domestic, English,
French, Austrian and German china, $1,000
to $500 per set.
For Graduation or Wedding Gifts Cut
Glass is very often selected. The range of
choice is most complete here; the designs are
new and the patterns particularly pleasing.
Sugar and Cream Sets, $500 to $500 set.
Water Sets, $3.50 to $1,000 set. Bowls, $3.75
each. Spoon Trays, SITS to $3.50 each. Olive
Dishes. soc to $500 each. Footed Nut Bowls,
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-06-18
Thirtv-six For Is Cents

DR.. Kings New Life Pills are now sup
piled in well-corked glass bottles, contain
ing 36 sugar coated white pills, for Csc.
One pill with a glass of water before re-
firing is an average dose. Easy and
pleasant to take. Effective and positive in
results. Cheap and economical to use.
Get a bottle to-day, take a dose tonight
your Constipation will be relieved in the
morning. SO for 25c., at all Druggist. adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-06-18
xI0A Reward s1A0

Thee readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least one
dreaded disease that science has been
able to cure in all it's stages, and that is
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only
positive cure now known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional
disease, requires a constitutional treat~
fernally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system, there
by destroying the foundation of the dis
ease, and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and assisting
mature in doing its work. The proprietors
ave SO much faith in its curative pow
ers hat they offer One Hundred Dollars
for anye case that it fails to cure. Send
tor list of testimonials.
Address y. J. CHENEY IL CO., Toledo, Ohio
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Taxa Halls Family PILLS for constipation
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-06-18
The PENIS Grove Record
D JUNE IS, 1915

William j. Bryan is more useful and
more famous as a crusade educator and
agitator for worldwide democracy and
Christianity CIVILIZATION than he is as a
rubber stamp for Woodrow Wilson,
President.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-06-18

The sanitary features Of metal beds are so obviously apparent
as to make them indispensable in every household for all time.
Other styles and designs while much sought after, can to some people
never replace the comfort, the neatneSs of design, the attractive
sanitary features of an iron or brass bed.
We are showing Brass Beds in a great variety of designs, hand
rubbed and bright finishes, single, three-quartef and full sizes, at
prices ranging from a neat Finch post. colonial design, at $500,
to massive 81 and 3-inch post beds at $4,000 to $500 each.
The Iron Bed illustrated comes in 8 it,, SO #, 4 #. and 40 #.
widths and S sold complete with 1o-year guaranteed spring, either
woven wire or national link fabric. 1t has Pinch continuous posts.
with 1-inch filler rods; is finished in white enamel, three coats, each
separately baked on; is Of handsome and massive appearance and
will add to the comfort and attractiveness of any bedroom. We've
sold this bed for years at the regular price of Si7.oo but by special
contract the price is now $1250, complete.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-06-18
Our China Department

is proving very helpful to
those in search of birthday,
graduation or wedding gifts.
The stock is most complete in
imported and domestic chinas,
Cut Glass, Bric-a-brac, Gas
and Electric Lamps, &c.
A Dinner Set GER
tainly makes an attrac-
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-06-18

$2.O0ito $500 each. COMFORTS, $3.50 to $500
each. Fern Dishes, $3.50 to $500 each. Flower
Baskets, $500 to $1,000 each. Pin Trays, SOC
each. Jewel Boxes, $3.50 to $3.50 each. Candle
Sticks, $3.50 to $500 each. Cologne Bottles,
$3.50 to $3.50 each.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-06-18
In Fancy China and Bric-a-Brac

many serviceable and attractive pieces can be
had at very small prices, for instance there's
Hair Receivers from 30c to $3.50 each. Puff
Boxes, Soc to $3.50 each. Jewel Trays, zoe to
Use each. Manicure Sets, 75c to SIPS set.
Sets, $3.50 to $500 set. Candle Sticks,
Csc to $1.00 each. Pin Trays, Csc to Soc each.
Ring Trees, 35c to Csc each. Jewel Boxes,
I$1.25 to SIPS each.
Colonial Glass Candle Sticks, complete
with shades, $1.OO to $3.50 complete.
Mahogany Candle Sticks with shades,
SIPS to SIS. 5Oscomplete.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-07-26

-
NEW JERSEY STRIKE
Investigation will be Immediately
begun by the Federal Commission on
Industrial Relations into the strike
at the Standard Oil plant at Bayonne,
N. j., where three strikers have been
shot to death anr scores wounded in
battles with police and Rockefeller
guards.
AS the commission, under congress
sional order, goes out of existence
August 1, it must work huTriedly. The
report of the commissioners will be
coupled with their findings in the
Colorado strike troubles, where the
Rockefellers were eVcoriated for the
tactics of their hired mine guards.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-07-26
CHICAGO BRIEFS

Alfred Hilemer, 80, Harvey 49,,
merchant, dropped dead in Office of
DR.. J. Jones, SIG E. 18th st. Heart
disease.
Mrs. Anna Bardin, 81, 1444 LARA
bee st., said to be midwife, held by
police pending result condition Mrs.
Gertrude Dashing, 80, 2452 Prairie
aV. Blood poisoning.
Mrs. Palma capriani, 4703 Polk ST.,
found dead yesterday. Believed sui
eide.
' Two false fire alarms turned in in
vicinity of armory mOrgue today.
9 Fanny Rothman. 5, 1910 Edge
mont av., died in county hospital
from burns received Saturday while
playing near bonfire.
Elmer Scott, IS, 2665 BurIing ST.,
elevator operator, attempted suicide.
May die. Believed depressed from
seeing Eastland disaster.
Federal trade commission which
scheduled to meet today postponed
meeting until tomorrow. Eastland
disaster.
Coroner's jury eXonerates }. M
Arnold, 1912 N. Lowell av., whose
auto caused death of Motorcycle Of |
ficer c. M. Spraying. Blames latter
for speeding.
Walter BalIinghousen, 1854 Indi-
ana av., and companion, Katherine
Smith, arrested by four bogus detec-
tives, who attempted to assault and
rob them, but we're frightened off.
David S. Rose, ex-mayor of Mil
waukee, bitterly assailed the anti
Prohibitionists and Sec'y Bryan in an
address to members of United Soci- |
cites at Forest Park.
. Joseph Navigate stabbed entering
sanctuary of church, FOrquer and S.
Desplaines. Angelo, brother, accused. |
-O-O-
o.. MI DorLi,- EoaI- &L.& -. /
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-07-26
HIS ERROR

Your health is great, I'm glad to
state"
Confided DR.. Herman BlOtch.
Your pulse is sound, you're fat and
rOund-and- -"
wait, doctor - that's my wrist
watch"