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The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22
A Rescuer.

kd you know Jiggers was a life
at Atlantic City,"
Onsense! He can't swim a stroke. I"
3 doesn't need to. He runs a
shop and stakes people to money
" their fares home"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

First Mosquito What's become Of
our old friend3
Second Mosquito-His was q horri
BILE fate. Those human beings poured
kerosene all over the place.
+. M-E3ut he liked kerosene.
s. M.--That was the trouble. He
Eorged himself with it, and then col.
lided with q irefiy.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

Everyone seems 70 be here for
his health" remarked the new arrival
ct the summer resort.
Yes. everyone hut the hotel pro
prietor.- replied the guest who had
been there three days. Judge.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

do you believe these South Amor
can revolutions are oontagiousf"
As a rule. revolutions are things
which have q tendency toward going
around"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

You can tell more about q woman ~
looking AZ the man she b with than
by looking AZ her
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22
.An ln.ufnolent suppIy.

II want to buy a COW, Silas."
well, HI, I've got one as is q betty
creature. She's got one pint"
"Thet amt enough. ! need AT least
a quart, Silas."
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

woman always stops talking
enough to give a man a chance
|Opose.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

Train up a child in the way he
should go and It's doughnuts to fudge
he'll take q flyer in the opposite d.
rection.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22
one panuar.

Optimist-Th world owes me q
living.
Pessimist-Look out that It doesn't
declare a moratorium.-Judge.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

No Accounts Opened.
you charge things here?"
bly, storage batteries. madam. p
10 Evening Transcript.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

II all women we're mind readers ey-
cry man on earth would take to the
tall timber.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

may have observed that fancy
n covers a multitude Of shins.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22
Hard Work.

First Flea-Been on q yacation7
Second Flea-Nope. on a tramp
Penn Punch Bowl.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

But, even AZ that. what our neigh.
bors think about Us isn't apt to be very
far out Of the way.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

Minnesota averages IS bushels a
corn per acre.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

YoUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL roo
Try Marine nye Remedy for Ned. Meat, water
inst Eve comfort Write for hook Of the kye
81 mali Free Murine kys Remedy Co.. Chicago
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

Women seldom mean the pleasant
things they say to men.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

Aish troops serving in India are
by the Indian government.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22
On = Ladder.

Hampton How did you get che
paint on your eoat3
Rhodes From the men higher NJ.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

Cocoa was unknown until Mexico
was discovered.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

what was EIma giving her fatheg
such warm thanks ahoutf"
Her new summer fura."
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

Love may not be blind. but Il sci.
dom sees its finiah.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-22

Common Fate.
Wilkins--I have 70 dig 10 Hive.
Biikins-Every man doesl Down
IN his jeanBl
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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-28
CHILDREN HATE OIL.
CAl0MEL AND PILLS
california Syrup of Figs" best for
tender stomach, liver, bowels
tastes delicious.

Look back at your childhood days,
Remember the dose" mother insisted
on-castor oil, calomel, cathartics,
how you hate1 them, how you fought
against taking them.
With our children it's different.
Mothers who cling to the old form OF
physic simply don realize what they
do. The ChiIdrens revolt is we'll
.uunded Their tender little "insides'
are injured by them.
If your cnIlds stomach, liver and
bowels need cleansing, give only deli
clous california Syrup of Figs" Its
action is pos.,Ive, but gentle. Millions
of mothers keep this harmless fruit
laxative handy; they know children
love to take it; that it never fails to
clean the liver ana bowels and sweet
en- the s,omach, anu that a teaspoonful
given today saves a sick child tomor'
.rLw.
Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bot.
tie of california Syrup of Figs,
which has full directions for babies,
children of all ages and for grown-ups
plainly on each bottle. Beware OF
counterfeits sold here See that it is
made by California Fig Syrup Com,
pany." Refuse any other kind with
. .uuteuupl. advertisement
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-28

The program for the closing weeks
Of the Kamehameha schools has now
been arranged. The three depart
ments will close on June 4 and COM
mencement exercises will take place
in the Bishop Memorial chapel June 4.
The first event on the program is a
dance given in honor of the senior
classes of both departments by the
Ramehameha Bachelors Club. The
dance will take place in Bishop hall
Saturday evening. May l. Special
invitations haze been sent out for
this social gathering.
The alumnae will give their annu-
al dance at the girls school Satur-
day evening, My 5. This. is always
well attended by former graduates Of
the girls school and their friends
Miss Lydia Aholo is in charge of the
dance.
The Kamehameha Glee Club has
taken Saturday evening, May Is, as
the date for its concert. which will
be given in the Hawaiian Opera
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-28

tie trouble shOAld be found in finanC-
ing the entertainments in the Subse-
Quent years. 1t is simply for the
public, who are represented by your
large list of stockholders to Indicate
by suggestions the kind and change
of entertainment which they would
like from time to time.
Directors Report
Director-General DOugherty's re-
port says in part:
Much has been said within the
past few weeks, now that the car
l7nival Spirit has been laid to rest
awaiting such time as the cOmmuni,
ty shall again demand his presence,
and much will he said in the weeks
to come as to what we should or
Should not do in 1916. Possibly one
of the greatest cries that | have
heard personally has resulted from
the elimination of the floral parade
from our last celebration. 1t has neV.
er been brought more firmly or con-
vincingly to the stOrekeeperS and meT-
chants of Honolulu that floral parades
mean business. In the present in
stance-although we are lOath to adj
nit it or comment on tive missed
the many personal and individual
shoppers who have always, openly
and freely. cut of their own pockets
purchased the decorative materials
for the entry Of their automobiles,
floats and effects in the floral page
ant. To be sure, this feature has
been very costly enc to the dlreC,
tors general Of previous carniVals,
but | am willing to state that if the
floral parade were to be added to the
Carnival program as a special fea'
ture, say each four or five years, am
quite sure that the effect would be
Qazzling as we'll as particularly spec
tacular; especially in view of the fact
that each four or five years there
would be introduced an element
which in previous years had parti-
cipated in a floral parade merely as
spectators.
Decoration.
"PrObably one of the greatest prob
lens, as we'll as one of our most re-
cent achievements, has been the unit
plan of decoration as outlined and
CdTIlcu lllItuSu ny OIIe lIdll man VI
my decorations committee, Mr.. Emil
A. Berndt. While it may appear
amisS for me to pick ont at this tim"
any particular associate of the past
few months worthy of special men,
ton it would also he ungrdtpful on
my part were | to overlook IN" mag
nifiCent results of a committee work
whose efforts were hampered at every
turn and corner Of their road |
might say at every street.
This year has brought home to
us more fOrCibly the fact that Homo
lulu is a 'CCnCPSSiCn town. BY con
ceSsiOn ! do not mean the ordinary
street vender packing a basket; hut
it has been proven that any good,
legitimate, Open-air attraction made
to amuSe Chre-free public Will pay
big and to this end the Carnival a.
rectOrate of 1916 should look for blg
revenue With the many aNaLabi"
sites in the downtown section Ot our
CITY we should be able to mass NEST
attractive street fair effect: spacing
of and CUmcp Ing within proper Inn
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-28
PROGRAM IS announced
Commencement At KAMEHAMEHA

house On account of heavy demand
for tickets it was found necessary to
change the place from Bishop hall.
The cadets are doing all they can In
order to make the event a success.
The proceeds of this concert will be
turned over to the athletic association
Of the school.
The junior class of tie manual
school is planning to give a farewell
dance in honor of their older broth
ers on May % in Bishop hall. This
custom has been in existence for the
past five years and an event to which
the seniors always look forward. 1t
is strictly a school event.
1t falls upon the class of 1912 Of
the manual department to hold its
reunion in 1915 and the class has set
May 20 for their gathering, after be.
ing out of school three years. The
reunion will take place in Bishop hall.
At the present time there are only
eight out of the eighteen in the 1912
class now in Honolulu.
On Friday, June 4, the preparatory
department will hold its graduating
exercises on the chapel lawn and
on Monday evening, June I, the com.
mencement exercises will take place
in the Bishop memorial chapel.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-28

its many new and amusing sidewalk
features that add to rather than de-
tract from the success Of an up, to-
date Carnival city.
Army Participation.
There is one problem which is
staring the Carnival directors in the
face which calls for the earnest con-
SideratiCn of the incoming board of
directors. Perhaps no more grateful
expression should be rendered to the
supporters of the Carnival than to
the commanding general and officers
Of the Hawaiian department, through
whose inStrumentality Honolulu was
enabled to act as the host to eight
thousand or more Of America loyal
defenders The handling of the civil
liam masses that gather within the
fold Of the Carnival city during the
week of our celebration is a small
matter in comparison to this particu-
lar duty which falls upon the Car
niVal directorate; for while the Mid
Pacific Carnival. Ltd. is ever ready
and equipped to cope with big things,
it is hardly fair that this corporation
should be looked to to take care of
the transportation. accommodations
and general welfare that is the due
of the city's guests at this time
1t is only proper that the stOckhOld-
erS OF thus corporation, and in fact the
entire community, should know that
if it were not for the liberality Of
your local steam railway and street
car company the bringing of these
eight thousand men to Honolulu
would be out of the question. Incl
dentally, 5000 men out of Honolulu
during Carnival week would be a sad
state of affairs, not only to the city
as a whole but to every individual
resident and merchant. If sugges-
ton would not he considered inOppor
tune, would it not be possible for an
association to be formed, say a tenn
pOrary one for the present, which
might be known as the Service AsSO-
citation, whose duty it would be dur
ing the Carnival season to handle the
service N all its branches; inviting
them in large numbers to come to
Honolulu. arranging camp sites, trans
pCrtatiOn and also the various meth
Gus Ol lHPlT entertainment "ltllo lneS
are the guests of the city? If proper
~ approached | dare say there would
he no objection upon the part Of the
merchants in this community in lend
ing assistance in the nature of where
WithHl to finance such a magnificent
and beneficial movement
"Nuch worthy praise should be eN-
tended to Mr.. Awaki. chairman Of the
Japanese lantern parade. who with
his excellent committee, produced I'M
Grr much difficult conditions. prObah-
~ the finest lantern parade that has
ever been seen in any Of our cele-
brutiCns.
1T would be amss for NE at this
time to pass over the final pages Of
cur last production without a word
CT two in Acknowledgement of the
most excellent services rendered by
my secretary. Mr.. Will Wayne Mr..
Wayn" accepted the position Of sec
Rotary after much persuasion ut
time when many of the more import
ant strings Of control Of the Carnival
haI been scattered about, mainly
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-28
CARNIVAL HEADS
SUGGEST PLANS
FOR THE FUTURE
Continued from page one)

part in this play resulted in a very
poor financial showing, the deficit
amounting to the sum of $345.O7.
That the expenses were un-
usual goes without saying and | feel
that the Carnival directors should
carefully consider the presentation OF
similar outdoor plays and omit same
unless they are able to place some
one other than the director-general in
special charge of the production and
who will realize the responsibility OF
making the play pay for itself and
not lean on the Carnival COmpanys
resources to make up a deficit.
Water Carnival.
The water carnival shows quite a
large deficit in the sum Of $1593.32
This is to be accounted for largely
by the charges for seats having been
reduced more than One-half as
against last year The burden of eX-
pense is unusually large because it
has been found necessary to bring
people from the coast to properly
present an up-to-date fireworks show.
| would recommend that closer cal
culation be made regarding the seat
ing capacity on the local waterfront
and if this feature is to be repeated
from time to time that the admissions
or prices for seats be adjusted so as
to cover the expense.
Program
MI. Jas. d. Dougherty, your di-
reCt-general, has presented in his re-
port a general comment regarding the
weeks program and has covered the.
ground so thoroughly that there is
but little left for ME to add. How
ever. think that | voice the senti-
ments CT the majority of our direct
ors in saying that the program was 4
little too long and extended over too
great period of time. | feel that
special care should be taken not to
give the public more than they can
comfortably enjoy.
Financial.
referring to the financial report,
| wish to say that the plan of under
writing and financing the Carnival
project by the issuance of shares OF
stock in the Mid-PaCific Carnival,
Ltd, has proved a success and has
worked out very practically in hand
ling the program of the past two
years, which nave shown an unuSual
growth as the outcome of the floral
parade held for several years past.
The organization is now on we'll
founded bass and prepared to plan
and handle just such form of enter
tainment as may be deemed advisable
each year With the facts and fig
me5 now before You, We feel that 1T
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-28

In m any homes
once childless there
are now children be-
cause of the fact
that Lydia E. Pink
hams V eye table
Compound m a k e 8
WON en- norm al,
healthy and strong.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-28

II you want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. Conf
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
he opened, read and answered by
woman and held in strict confidence.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-28
Money saving bargains in Nightgowns

$500 NightyownS Reduced
Tl.2j Nightyown> Reduced
80 NiyhtgoWn> Reduced
$500 NiyhtyownS Reduced
81 - Nightyown> Reduce,
SS;3}.33j Nightgown> Reduced
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-28
Whitney & Marsh

through my absence from the city
during the months of September, Oct
cher and November of 1911, and it
was only after many nights of worry
and work that anything like daylight
could be gotten out of the apparent
disorder.
Mr.. DCugherty's report closes with
a brief word of thanks to all others
who helped to make the Carnival =
success
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-28

The interstate commerce commits
sion dismissed complaints made by
the Northern Pine Manufacturers As,
sociation that the Chicago & North
western and other railroads wpru
charging unreasonable rates on Inn.
be-:
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-28
177 "
S1Xb Spring Sale of Under muslins

Frankly great proportion stock Depart
reduce the quantity Therefore, commencing
Saturday, May s and lasting One Week will hold Spring Sale
of Jndermusns which all Muslin NainsOOk
is
A Vols
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-28
THE CHARM
OF MOTHERHOOD
Enhanced By Perfect Physi-
cal Health.

The experience of Motherhood is a try
Ing one to most women and marks dis
tinctly an epoch in their lives. Not one
woman in hundred is prepared or IN
derstands how to properly care for her
self. Of course nearly every woman
nowadays has medical treatment at such
times, but many approach the expert
ence with an organism untitled for the
trial of strength, and when it is over
her system has received shock from
which it is hard to recover. Following
right upon this comes the nervous strain
of caring for the child, and a distinct
change in the mother results.
There is nothing more charming than
happy and healthy mother of children,
and indeed childbirth under the right
conditions need be no hazard to health or
beauty. The unexplainable thing is
that, with all the evidence of shattered
nerves and broken health resulting from
an unprepared condition, and with am
pie time in which to prepare, women
will persist in going blindly to the trial.
Every woman at this time should rely
upon Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, a most valuable tonic and
invigorator of the female organism.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-06-16

hen house, hog house and granary
and also raised the roof three inches
on his house. The barn was in
sured, but this is great loss for
Mr.. Ehler.
Those that were looking over the
damages at the Joe Ehler farm Sun
day were: Dominic Wiltgen and wife,
Henry Ettledorf and son, Mrs.
Schultz and sons Ed and Herman,
Lloyd Fan, Mr.. Hoskin, Abe Oxley.
Joe Meyer, Ed Prown, Albert Peyer,
Mr.. Figge, Mr.. Kleisart, Kent and
Anton Larson, Ralph Carter and
family and Mrs. George Webster of
Ossian, Mrs. j. j. Jones of Waterloo,
Ed Mann and family of Castalia,
Tony Kicks, Frank Thunte, Will En-
Ter and Herman Bollerman of near
Festina, Herman Lansing and fam
lily of Ravena and several others.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-06-16

staying at Arthur Lang's at this
writing.
Mrs. Geo. Wolfe and son Lloyd
and Mr.. and Mrs. Gene Birdsell were
Ossian shoppers Saturday.
Collin Birdsell of Mason City is
visiting relatives in this vicinity.
Mrs. Cora Chamberlin and Sarah
Miller visited at the McMartin home
Chas. Crawford spent Sunday
afternoon with friends in DEBORAH.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Waters, Glenn
and Leora Letchford autoed to De-
corah Friday evening.
Roy Britain and family went TO
Waukon Sunday to attend the flu
neral of his grandfather, Mr.. Leith-
cid.
Miss Clara Topel went to Fayette
Saturday where she will attend
school this summer.
Mrs. Lewis Woolsey of Castalia
visited relatives here Wednesday at
ternoon.
Charles Shattuck of DEBORAH was
seen on our streets Wednesday.
Miss Moore of DEBORAH is guest
at the /. E. Erickson home.
Mrs. John Murphy and Mrs. Dan
Murphy of Ossian spent Friday with
Mrs. c.. Wilson.
Miss Mabel Schultz spent the pas
week at the Henry Junke home.
Dan and Roy Peck went to Wan
kon Friday evening to attend the
graduating exercises. Hartley Peck
accompanied them home.
Miss Grace Schoonmaker came
Sunday evening for few days Wis
it at the Tom Bollman home.
Charles Holt of Waukon was
business caller in town Monday NOR
ming.
Harry Waters and Caryl Letchford
attended the graduating exercises at
Postville Friday evening.
A hard wind storm visited this
vicinity Saturday night about $3.50
o clock. No damage was done in town
but several farms near here are mi
nus trees, wind mills, silos, etc. A
large new barn at Geo. A. Waters
was blown down and seven head OF
horses were in the basement at the
time, one was killed, and another
badly injured, also barn on the
Herb Waters farm formerly owned
by c. H. Waters was torn in pieces.
All the buildings on the VIM. Schultz
| farm except the house were blown
down, the house was damaged con-
siderable by the flying timbers. The
telephone lines are in such condi-
ton we are unable to get further
particulars.
Misses Cynthia and Jennie Dewitt
and Hazel Meikle are at home from
Waukon, where they attended school
/ the past year.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1915-06-16
FREEPORT.
June IA, 1915.

June IA, 1915.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Savoy made
business trip to Cresco one day last
week.
Miss Jennie Sanaker went to Fay
cite Monday to attend summer
school.
The ladies of the NJ. E. church
will serve ice cream at the Woman
hall next Friday evening, June Is.
All are cordially invited to attend.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Warn and Mr..
and Mrs. Martin Clausen of Glenwood
were entertained at the Sanaker
home last Sunday.
Mrs. John Furtney and D. Doven-
berg of Austin were over Sunday Wis
itors at the home of their sister, Mrs.
w. Brown.
Church services next Sunday at
2:30 P. NJ. conducted by DR.. G.. S.
Lakeland. Subject-''A Tribute to
the good things Father has done.
Young Peoples meeting at 7:45.
Harriet Kirkland, Leader.
A large number of friends and old
neightors gathered at the home of
T. E. Kirkbride last Monday night,
the occasion being his forty-first
birthday. A most enjoyable evening
is reported by all in attendance.
Mr.. and Mrs. Adam Barsch of De-
Corah, were Sunday guests at the
home of the latter's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. VIM. Brown.
Cora Dickinson closed her school
near Nordness Friday and returned
home for the summer vacation.
Those from away who attended
the party at Kirkbride's Monday
night were Mrs. Hutbell, MIR. and
Mrs. Pagan and daughter, Mr.. Wal
by, son and daughter, Mr.. and Mrs.
Hauge and children and Charles
Blair of Frankville, Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank Dunbar and daughters of De-
corah.
Mrs. w. Brown went to Austin
Tuesday for a brief visit with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Dovenberg.
Miss Hilda Rude of DEBORAH is
spending a few weeks at the Joseph
Nelson home.
A temperance meeting was held at
the school house last Tuesday eve
ming.