Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-06-08
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A crouch is the aftcr-offects of fried
cells.
The telephone girl has her troubles
also.
Then there was the scisors-eriuder.
What has become of him?
You can't blame the man with four
children from betting ON two pair.
Evidently the Oklahoma weather
man has it in for the palm beach suit
trust.
And it is still a fact that the stand
ard OH company seems to be doing
fairly well.
If Jack Love keeps on telling The
truth about the oil situation ne viii
have no opposition for reelection.
An Oklahoma weekly has discov-
cred that even the corn has ears. This
is copyrighted. All rights reserved.
In the last analysis the man with
a lighted match i'm a powder magazine
can cause more CommotiOu than a
submarine.
The Arkansas river has finally quit
the attempt to rival the Mississippi
and has resumed decent and lady
like proportions
When one of the three American
cardinals offiCiates al the christening
Of Tulsa baby this town is getting
right on the map.
There is one thing about June we'd
dings which makes them popular and
that is that the groom does not have
to buy opera cloaks
You cannot find a man on any
street in this town who does not be-
lieve that he would run the World
better than it is at present conducted.
The man who pawns his watch for
a drink may be expected TO beat his
wife when he goes home without
money enough to pay the grocery bills.
At this distance it is apparent that
Germany was fully aware of our state
of unpreparadness and just spit on us
because she could and get away with
it.
Down at Sapulpa they blew mp
newspaper plant 1t is really funny
what lengths some towns will 90 in
order to get a date line in the Asso-
ciated Press report
We have had the question Of the
leasing of the Usage settled forty
seven different ways, but never a line
from the interior department Evi-
IDENTIFY somebody is afraid Of his
horses
President Wilson is long on dis
sertatOn, but we would like to zee
a few more cannon on the Atlantic
seaboard. The appearance of a gun
has wonderfully quieting effect on
the man with a grudge
Oklahoma is interested i'm the oil
game in Mexico to the extent of fif-
teen millions of dollars and probably
more. Yet the Prince of Peace at
Washington refuses absolutely TO do
anything for the protection Of the
property.
Everybody who goes away from
Tulsa and comes back says that this
is the best town on the map. And the
statement is Immortality true. If you
don't believe it, just take a trip around
the suburbs and look at the machine
shops and the factories, and then
watch the people in the banks putting
in their money.
A fashion paper says that crilonine
is coming back. Also grenadne. That
announcement revives memories Of
dear, dead days Of long and. long ago.
If we could but witness a revival of
that wOmanhOOd, that undying devO-
ton, that spirit of sacrifice which led
to the sepulchre and the cross, what
a glorious thing it would be-
How often do we think OF the work,
of the long and tedious hours of serv-
ice which the women in the home
devote to the welfare of ourselves and
the children? Man is a rather selfish
animal, and conceited, at that He
thinks because he takes the pay
check home that he is entitled to lot
of credit But when you ask the brute
to stick his hands in the wash-tub or
chop the weeds he kicks like bay
steer.