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Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1915-12-25

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Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1915-12-25
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Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1915-12-25

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Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1915-12-25

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rem 2elern, 10 ipeit oas unter Ben, triiz
ben 3eitperbdltnineu mo9lid lit.
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Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1915-12-25

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Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1915-12-25

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Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1915-12-25

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Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1915-12-25
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Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1915-12-25

glber gar pielen @inScr11 ltroblt
fem libtertragenber Beibuadtsbollm.
11tnD Die 5ersen Ser Gltern lino ldtpcr
bebriidt, bab Tie sic &inberber5eu nit
einem lol6en nidt %erfreuen fonnen.
Gbcr Die Aotb, sic Gotb Scr ldiperea
3eit per6inbert es.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1915-12-25

9arum 1t benfe cue grimaez
rulg on Sic 8ort bes Meiters, gu Sem
bas beute 9eborene &inplein in Sic
arippe beg @talles in 8etlebem bero11z
ipud9s bon n1tbe11: u8oblsutbun unS
mit5utbeilen, pergciiet nidt". Sn 9az
benpprt lit iplde grinnerlng faum mo-
tbig. 5ier miro nad bem @prte bes
0leilters sebanoelt.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
WALKING For Joy,

walk out into a nature such as the
old prophets and pOets-Manu, Moses,
Homer, Cbaucer-waIked In You may
name It America, but it isn't America.
Neither Americas Vespucius nor Co
Iumbus nor the rest were the discover
ers Of It There Is a truer account Of
IT In mythology than any history Of
America. so called, that have seen
At present In this vicinity the best
part Of the land is not private proper
ty. The landscape Is not owned. and
the walker enjoys comparative free
dom But possibly the day win come
when IT viii be partitioned OF into 50
called pleasure grounds, In which a
few VIII take a narrow and exclusive
pleasure only. To enjoy a thing ex-
clusively Is commonly to exclude your
self from the true enjoyment Of II
Let rs improve our opportunities. then,
before the evil days come.-Thoreau.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24

San Franeisco proper is on the mar
row neck Of land lying to the south Of
the Golden Gate opening. A similar
neck. though less narrow, rises abrupt
" ct the north. Behind these two
strips, running generally parallel to
the ocean. Is the bay OF San Francisco,
the northern extremities Of which bear
the names San Pablo bay and suisun
bay. This combined body OF water
has a total area Of 80 square miles
and a shore line OF $50 miles. The
area exceeding thirty feet OF depth at
low water is approximately 100 square
miles. The entrance to the bay Is a
mile wide. and six miles outside this
entrance In a half circle Is a narrow
bar over which at low tide there Is a
uniform depth Of thirty feet and two
crossings Of over thirty feet Around
this bay II grouped the population Of
the metropolitan San Francisco. en-
bracing Oakland. Alameda. Berkeley.
Richmond and smaller centers.-Engi-
neering Magazine.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
Cynical.

Two actors were discussing their
ideas Of marriage. at the seventh wed
ding breakfast Of the first actor the
other, who had himself been married
six times, said:
well, old man. thought you had
learned by this time that a marriage is
nothing but a sentence Of hard labor
for life"
~Yes," said the other actor, but It's
a sentence that you can get committed
By bad behavior. Exchange.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
Grief ofa Rhlnoearn.

A rhinoceros Is capable Of grief. &C
cording to a Paris writer who wrote
this anecdote years ago: The animal
had been In the collection at the Jar
din des Plantes for twenty-five years,
but was OF an unsociable and irascibIe
temper, and not even his keepers ven
tured to take any liberties with him
One day. however, the little lap dog Of
the wife OF the director got into his
house by squeezing In between the
bars Instead OF killing the intruder.
as expected. the rhinoceros allowed the
little creature to play with him. scam
pering over his back. biting bis neck
and playing on all manner Of sportive
tricks. The two became great friends,
the wee dOggie' passing several hours
each day with his undemonstrative ac-
quaintance, who put up patiently with
all its teasings- One day the rhinOc-
eros inadvertently set his foot on his
little pet, killing It instantly. The poor
brute's grief at the catastrophe was
pitiable For two days be did not eat
q particle OF food"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
Work Of . Submarine.

The submarine inventor. Simon Lake.
says In the Century Magazine that this
formidable weapon Of naval warfare
can be means Of charts work its way
on the bottom through the cables Of
mines or under nets or booms until II
reaches the vicinity Of the enemy's an
chorage Moreover: "If the enemy has
its torpedo nets out, the submarine can
creep up near the vessel, send a diver
out and attach a bottom mine under
her. to be electrically exploded after
the submarine has moved safe dis
lance away. II desired. a mine can be
attached to the bottom Of the surface
vessel and exploded hours later by
elockwork mechanism In this manner
mines can be placed under several
ships. and all can be blown mp stimuli
taneousIy at a given hour. when the
submarine may be miles away"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
Singing While An pano.,

Though there Is no definite rule ls,d
down In the British naval reeuIat,oDs
Jet Il has become an unwritten one
Tor the officers to instruct their men
20 sing when they are In great dan
ger, as. for instance. when their shin
has been mined OF. torpedoed and Is
sinking.
A popular song. as a rule, Is ordered
70 be sung because most OF the sailors
know IL and collective singing puts
more heart In them and helps them
to hang on as long as possible TN help
comes
Some years ago some sailors from
the Vernon were blown I'D in Ports
mouth harbor. II was in the middle
OF January and an icy blizzard made
Things worse than usual. The neuten-
ant In command who was swimming
In the water. yelled out 10 his men.
who were also battling for their lives,
Sing BIZ Bailey" and probably that
once popular song gas never sung IN.
der stranger conditions II Is said
that the lieutenant swan round and
punched the beads Of those who were
not singing.-Pearson's.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
Water on a He. STOW.

It Is impossible to throw a few drops
Of water on a redhot stove. The wa
Ter can never touch the stove at all.
What Is seen Is a few drops rolling
rapidly over the surface. gradually
getting smaller until they disappear.
II the drops are on a perfectly level
place one can see under them TO the
other side OF the room. thus proving
that they are not In contact with the
stove itself.
What actually happens is that the
bottom OF the drop changes at once to
steam or vapor on coming close to the
hot surface. and this vapor Is supplied
by the drop as It gradually goes away.
So the drop rests on a cushion Of va
por until Il Is entirely dissipated. This
state Of water is known as the spheroi-
dal state and Is Of interest simply on
account OF its popularity and seeming
.Iy paradoxical behavior.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
m pefeoee al tne W0Ie-

In what Is described by Justice Hen
y Lamm Of the supreme court Of Ms
souri, as a celebrated case" the court
handed down a decision exonerEting
the Missouri mule Some years ago
one Lyman sued one Dale for damages
done to the plaintiffs buggy By -ths
aforesaid wild and unruly mule"
After being considered by justices OF
the peace. one circuit judge, three
judges OF the court OF appeals and four
supreme court justices the mule II ex-
onerated by Judge Lamm as follows:
There are sporadic Instances Of
mules behaving badly. That one that
Absalom rode and went from under
him at crisis In his fate. for instance.
The mule don't kick according to no
rule saith the American negro. bis
voice has been a matter Of derision.
and there are those who put their
tongue In their cheek when speaking
of
However. the faithfulness, surefoot-
edneSs and good sense Of the mule. all
matters Of common knowledge. may
be allowed to stand over against his
faults and create a preponderance In
the scale In bis favor" - New York
Sun.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
FIippant filings

One thing that bothers rs n what q
jiney passenger does with bis strap
arm--Toledo Blade
Women have started q movement 20
conceal their ages when registering
Very few OF them look a. old as thatJ-
Chicago News
Adulteration Of merchandise has
gone 30 far that rubber Is now found
In cotton bales and copper IN barrels
Of sugar. Philadelphia Record
One Of the latter day prophets says
the destruction Of men by war VIII NJ
ttmatsly result In q revival Of polyEa-
my. Not while the price Of bonnets
remains at current quotationA-HouS-
ton Post.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
Polite Rsbvn

On the boat from KieI to Copenhagen
the son Of Bjorn Bjornson, the famous
Norwegian man Of letters. wandered
up to the top deck Of the steamer. from
whence ran a small companion ladder
to the captains bridge. On the stair
way was q conspicuous placard with
the legend ''Eingang Verboten." But
conscious Of special privilege as his
great fathers son. Mr.. Bjornson as
seended and was strutting around on
the bridge when an oficer appeared
and politely but peremptorily ordered
him down.
Bjornson's indignation was unbound
ed "Why. my man, what do you
nean7 Don't you know who I ami
Why, sir. am the son Of the greatest
Norwegian poet Of all timesT
The officer was visibly impressed
He bowed. all humility and admiration.
II beg your pardon. Herr Ibsen." he
apologized-Everybody's.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
SlRES AND Suns.

Patrick Grant. seventy. has Just -
tired after forty-nine years OF services
a. q policeman in New YORK.
Ernest ROume. former governor gen
eral OF the French province In East
Africa. has been appointed governor
general Of Indo-China BY the cabinet
Marshall Morgan. recently appointed
secretary Of the American and British
claims arbitration commission, has
been for the last three years managing
editor Of the Nashville Tennssseean-
The Right Hon Thomas Burt. who
rose from pit boy to privy councillor
and who Il known a. 'the father Of
the house Of commons" u to retire On
account Of his age. He b seventy
seven years old.
In recognition Of over twenty-five
years' service with the Hamburg
American line Julius P. Meyer OF New
YORK has been given the decoration Of
the Red Eagle Of the fourth class By
mp German emperor, through AmbaS-
Gador Count BernstorR.
John II. Canadian, the telegraph op-
orator who flashed the news Of the
Custer massacre to the world In 1s76.
retired on New Years dag, after active
service Of more than my years. He
has entered upon the enjoyment Of the
psnGion which the company granted
for long service
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
M PanaItx Of Euasiness.

This story Is vouched for-just as al
the others are. 1t concerns a small
maid who had a way Of saying star
Ting things at the table. -
Not long ago the family expected a
visit from a relative-a distant cousin
from the roomy west
Now" said the mother, don't you
dare say a word IL you see Cousin Jim
eating with his knife-7
An through the dinner the little maid
gave the visitor her closest attention
She noticed that his manners were
fauItless; that be ate as politely and
correctly as II kings and queens hao
been his tablemates. And then she
turned to her mother.
srWeIl, ma" she gravely SAID,
guess somebody stung you. all right
he didn't use bis knife once"-Cieve-
land Plain Dealer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
Prixat. Can of Rahia.

In the town Of Bahia. on the east
coast Of Brazil, the private car ques-
ton has been settled to the satisfac-
ton Of every white resident by pro
viding a private street car for each OF
them. The cars are pushed by a na-
tive black and are small. They are
fitted with a wide seat which will hold
two persons. The tracks OF this pri-
vate road lead through the main streets
of the town. with switches to the stores
and clubs. Each owner OF a car has
a switch to his yard and boards his
car In the same manner as an automo-
bflist- The road Is financed by each
car owner, who pays a certain sum
each year for upkeep. The road Is
used for no other purpose than TO car
~ the owners ON their outing or call
Ing expeditions.-Wan Street Journal.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
W.h...r md rur,..x,.


Senator Daniel Webster at bis farms
In New Hampshire and at Marshheld,
Mass, seems to have been one Of the
earliest advocates Of improving the
turkey. he did a great deal in that
way himself and sent many fne COB
blers and hens from Marsh6eld to
friends at home and in Europe who
were engaged In improving breeds OF
poultry. A downtown hotel in this
city made for years a special feature
Of serving prime turkeys from Web
ster's Marshfield farm The ''godlike
Daniel used TO stay at that hotel,
and at times when in good humor he
would take the head Of a table and
carve one Of bis own raised turkeys, a
saddle Of mutton from his New Hamp-
shire place or a haunch Of a deer shot
by himself In Plymouth voods.-New
York Sun
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
La ou.r Rnaa. Lamb

10 use left over roast lamb tRks II
and cut away an the bone and griStls
and grind through q food chopper or
chop nne In hash bowl; then mix with
Gtx Sprigs Of parsley and two StaIks Of
Gallery. Add crumbled soda crackers,
one tablespoonful Of Softsned butter,
q little salt and pepper. one spoonful
Of minced onion ana enough milk or
water to make moist and than beat In
one egg and form into q steak Put
IN q buttered pan. place IN q mOdsrate
oven and roast for twenty-five min
utss, bastfng with melted butter or
good drippings. Just before ne last
i've minutes II up spread q generous
layer OF fine breadcrumbs mined with
egg yoIk over the top and Eides %
brown, serve ON a hot platter and gar
nish with sliced lemon or parslU-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
Cleaning Day.

A practical joke which was played IN
a small town created lots Of fun and
some indignation. A joker notified many
Of the housewives that on a certain
morning the telephone company was
going to blow the dust out OF the
nhones and from the wires They were
told TO de cloths over the phone to pre-
vent the dust running wall paper, fur
uiture and pictures. Some OF the
phones were kept closely tied for an
hour or two. and Others were under
the rags for half a Cay, or at least un-
in they found by making inquiries OF
central that the joke was on them. MY
Informant said the joker had 20 leave
town for a day or two TO escape the
righteous indignation OF women who
were fooled.-CIncinnati Commercial
Tribune.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
Table Manners.

The good people Of the church gave
the poor children Of the parish bOun-
tful New Years dinner, and the de-
Hight Of the youngsters was much more
manifest than their table manners.
One little fellow was discovered clutch
ing q doughnut in one fist and q lump
Of steak in the other. he was reprov-
ed for his breach Of etiquette and took
the reproach very meekly. But mo-
ment later he turned to the diner next
him and remarked regretfuIly, The
trouble about these here table manners
b that they was invented by some
body who wasn't never really hungryP
-Argonaut.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24
Town Topics.

Killing bank robbers has become q
habit In Observation-Disclosures Post
Cleveland police are forbidden b
wear wrist watches. But are they PER
mittsd spats?-Detroit Free Press
The perfect man Is being sought By
Chicago tailOrs- The only joke In this
news consists In the fact that thsy
are looking for him In Chicago.-Ceye-
land Pain Dealer.
There Is some complaint In Boston
that baseball Is interfering with art
Sun baseball has given Boston eonEid-
srable prominence that would have
been impossible to art-Phradelphis
Pres.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-24


Look e this, my DEAR" SAID ~.
Nswrich 70 his wife. displaying Ans
eass ot Jewels.
-oh. yOu have bought thsm for M
haven't you1" abe exclaimed How
sweet OF your
no. my love: I have bought thsm
tor my grandmothee."
your grandmotherr
SYes. dear"
But she q q bedridden nonagsnA-
Ran. She can't appreciate them"
True. dear. And she need nsrsR
know anything about them"
what In the weird do you meanT
Simply this, dear: II b always a.
visabls to have some helriooms IN
family that makes any social pretsn-
sions. These jewels now belong 10
my grandmother. When our daughter
Ethel comes out In . year O. two she
shall have them, and when It is IN
derstood that they were once the gems
Of her greatgran6mothsr Just zee the
antiquity which our family win de-
velop and al on account Of my hay
ing q great head"
And Mr.. Nevrich threw mental bou-
qustS at himself with supreme laYiah-
nelA