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The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
Chocolate Soldiers.

The soldiers weakness for sweet
meats, to which Mr.. Bernard Shaw
called attention when he wrote The
Chocolate Soldier has been abund-
antly confirmed during the present
war. The quantity Of sweets con-
sumed by our army in France has
been prodigious, while from Cairo
comes the news that the Australians
have absolutely eaten the place out
Of chocolate. On the troOpshipS
which brought them. too, it was the
same. Thus Capt. Bean, the official
correspondent with the force. writes:
Our canteen had five times the de-
mand for sweets and soft drinks that
was expected and one-fifth the de-
mand for beer" WESTMINSTER Gazette.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04

had no appetite. Since l nave taken
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound the aches and pains are all gone
and feel like a new woman. cannot
praise your medicine too highly. Mrs.
AUGUSTUS LYON, Terre Hill, Pa.
It is true that nature and woman's
work mas produced the grandest remedy
for woman's ills that the world has
ever known. From the roots and
herbs of the field, Lydia E. Pinkham,
forty years ago, gave to Womanklnd
O. remedy for their peculiar ills which
has proved more eficacious than any
other combination of drugs ever COM
pounded, and today Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is recognlzed
from coast to coast as the standard
remedy for woman's ills.
In the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn,
Mass, are files containing hundreds of
thousands of letters from women seek
ing health many of them openly state
over their own signatures that theyhave
regained their health by taking Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound;
and in some cases that it has saved them
from surgical operations.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
|. ALL SEEK FOR HAPPINESS
The One Thing for Which Mankind
May Be Said to Have Unlver-
sal Desire.

We cannot pick and choose the
happenings of life any more than we
can select the circumstances OF our
birth and death: We are but creatures
of a wonderful destiny directed by
the Almighty. II is said that many
tragedies of life might be averted II
we took our medicine like men" and
did not put our personal happiness
above everything else. 1t is as nat
ural and to be expected to long for
happiness and to cling to it as for the
flowers to turn to the sun. Happiness
is the great lamp of life which lights
our way through all sorts Of shad-
ows-shadows that blur the vision
and make long nights of our days,
shadows that terrify by their gro
tesque shapes and threatening as
poets, and shadows that bury in their
depths much that we hold most dear.
We are jealous Of our happiness and
guard it as the most precious thing
in life and when we watch it go down
and further away from our yearnins
eyes we begin to plead for it, and
strive for it, and fight for it. We
batter the walks of the past in our
vain efforts to call it back before it
is too late, and spend long days and
waste precious strength in the futile
endeavor to clutch it back to our
hearts. And all the while, perhaps
right at our hands within easy reach,
happiness in new guise stands ready
C,,.. N,u, opd Cour;or
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
|JGH! CAL 0MEL MAKES YOU SICK!
CLEAN LIVER AND BOWELS MY WAY
lust Once! Try "Dodsons Liver Tone When Bilious, CohS'
pated Headachy-Dont Lose Days Work.

back guarantee that each spoonful
will clean your sluggish liver better
than a dose of nasty calomel and that
it won't make you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You'll know it next morn
ing, because you will wake up feel
ing fine, your liver will be working,
your headache and dizziness gone,
your stomach will be sweet and your
bowels regular.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and
cannot salivate. Give it to your chill
dren. Millions of people are using
Dodson's Liver Tone instead OF dan
gerous calomel now. Your druggist
will tell you that the sale of calomel
is almost stopped entirely here.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
DON'T MIND PIMPLES
cutcura Soap and Ointment Will Ban
ish Them. Trial Free.

These fragrant supercreamy emol-
lients do so much to cleanse, purify
and beautify the skin. scalp, hair and
hands that you cannot afford to be
without them. Besides they meet
every want in toilet preparations and
are most economical.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
HiQn-BroWed Help.

II see where there is plan on foot
to make every servant girl an 'edu-
Gated household scientist
do you think that is practicable?"
ITS hard to say. My experience
and observation is that scientist in
the kitchen means a dyspetic in the
dining room"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
Unfair Advantage.

Don't you ever let me catch you
kissing my daughter again, sir" thun-
dered the irate father.
you won't sir" answered the quak-
ing youth. You wouldn't have caught
me this time if you hadn't been wear
ing rubber heels"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
A REGULAR Excuse.

Does your husband carry much life
insurance."
81 don't know the exact amount. but
it's just enough so that whenever |
want new gown or hat he always
manages to have a premium to meet"
Detroit Free Press.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
In the Upstairs Bedroom.

He cant do the maxixe."
Goodness"
He cant even Castle walk"
Horrors, What a stick"
Hes ugly"
"Hopeless!"
He has an auto and regular seats
at the show"
What's his me?"-Texas Coyote.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
A Vegetable Raiser.

Bacon-It Is estimated that SO per
cent of the ocean floor is entirely de-
void of vegetation.
Egbert-Well, never heard that
Neptune had any reputation as a
gardener.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
MRS. LYONS
ACHES AND PAINS
Have All Gone Since Taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg.
etable Compound.
Terre Hill, Pa" Kindly permit me
to give you my testimonial in favor OF

Lyula T.. L liiniiaili .
V e &c table Com
pound. When | first
began taking it |
was suffering from
female troubles for
some time and had
almost all kinds of
aches-pains in low
er part of back and
in sides, and press
ing down pains. |
could not sleep and
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
A Warninq.

Doctor-YOuve had a terrible shock
Patient-lt's up to you to see that
! don't have another when get your
Mil
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04

llts
struggling street
TOO late to see
anything anyhow
"Oh. we can see
a lot before dark,
enthused II e ! e II.
And We may new
err have another
chance"
wv e II, there S
nothing that looks
like a market
around here. That
boob said straight
on to the top
wherever that is
Dear, that must
be it." pointing TO
Ii ;rnn GOT O.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
A Vigorous Writer.

Why does your mayor put on auto
mobile goggles before he writes?"
ITO keep the ink from suffering in
his eyes. Munich Meggendorfer
Blaetter.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
The Real Thino-

Tiny Toddles-What is heroine,
NAV?
Maw-A heroine, my dear, Is any
woman that is married.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04

This is to the credit of human ma
ture: It is not on record that anyone
ever resolved to be meaner next year.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
Same Thing.

He's a duck Of boy
Eyes, he's game. Baltimore Amer
lean.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
Twas Ever Thus.

Twas Ever thus.
Have you been operating in the
stock market of late?'
"No. I've been operated upon.
Judge.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04

The attention attracted by those
who seek attention usually is ancom-
plimentary.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04

It is the visiting preacher, and not
the regular pastor, who talks plainly
to the congregation.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
tr,ovrieht 1916 by the Mcclure Newspaper oSn"a'e'

I'm a chump to let you drag me
wav out here" grumbled Warren as
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
The Resemblance.

The Resemblance.
"Oculists are like poets in one
way"
Whats that"
"They live on their eye-deals."
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04
Swift Heredity,

~ have the blood Of many fighting
men running in my veins"
eyes, and I bet it runs all the faster
when it smells powder"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04

Red Cross Ball Blue, made in America,
therefore the best, delights the housewife.
All good grocers. Adv
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04

A good cook is one who uses plenty
of butter
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-06-04

The Making of Books.
Knicker - Has Smith writer's
eramp?
Bocker-No, readers cramp.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-30
Mr.. AND MRS. BENDER
GUESTS AT CLARENDON

Matthew Bender and Mrs. Bender,
of Albany, New York, are guests at
the Clarendon for the balance of the
season, having been delayed some
time in reaching here, owing to the
illness of Mr.. Bender. who has been
suffering from the effects of car
buncle on the back of his neck, which
has caused him no little trouble.
Matthew Bender is the senior men,
her of the firm of Matthew Bender &
Co, law book publishers of the city
of Albany with headquarters at 109
State street For years the firm was
located on Broadway in the capital
city of New York. and recently moved
into new quarters built especially for
the concern.
This is Mr.. and Mrs. Bender's fifth
year at the Clarendon, they having
spent one season in the old structure
previous to the fire.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-30
REGISTER
is DAILY INCREASING

The hotel register at the Claren-
don shows a daily increase, many OF
whom are here for the entire season.
The fact that the big hostelry is heat
ed with steam and affords a most
comfortable place during all kinds OF
inclement weather, serves to keep
many tourists at this popular seaside
resort, who would otherwise continue
their journey further south. This is
also true of tourists moving north,
many of whom think twice before
leaving the portals of the hotel, know
ing full we'll what kind of weather to
expect further north.
Thursdays arrivals include Mr.. and
Mrs. S. G. Alley, New York city; Mr..
and Mrs. Matthew Bender, Albany
New York; DR.. and Mrs. II. J. I'LL
mann, Highland Park, H.; Louis
Engelhart, Cincinnati, Ohio.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-30
She Couldn't Understand.

Sadie had accompanied her mother
to a missionary meeting AS usual,
the afternoon opened with prayer, in
which several members of the society
took part Mother whispered Sadie,
what are all those ladies afraid of In
the daytime?"
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-30
RELIGIOUS SERVICES TO
BE HELD AT HOTEL SUNDAY

Religious services will be conduct
ed in the music room of the Clarendon
hotel, Sunday afternoon at 500 p. NJ,
by Canon McGrath, of St Paurs
Cathedral, Cincinnati Ohio. Services
will be held every Sunday at the same
time and place during the balance of
the season.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-30
Ancient Mirrors Were Metal.

Ancient mirrors were made Of met
all those of the Jewish women of
brass. Mirrors of silver were intro
duced by Praxities in 1913 B. c. Mir
rors were made at Venice in 1900;
and in England at Lambeth. near Lon.
don, in 1878
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-30

A man who not only has no automo-
bile, but who cannot be persuaded to
SO much as enter one, has been going
around with a pair of motor goggles.
Some one inquired why he wore them.
seeing that he had no car. NO" he
said grimly; "but my wife has hat
pins!'
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-30
New Zealand Moose Increasing.

Moose in New Zealand are multi
plying at great rate. Moose liber-
ated some years ago in George sound
and the west coast Of the country are
affording ample proof Of this.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-30
knowledge.

l had rather know that know
nothing than feed myself on illusory
and irreconcilable assertions.-Mau.
rice Maeterlnck, in the Country Maya
zine.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-29
HEAD OF NATIONAL GRAND ARMY
BEING eRooMED FOR GOV.
ERNoR OF IOWA.
FRIENDS START BOOM
At NATIONAL CAPITAL
Effort to Be Made to Launch Forrid-
able Candidacy on Return From East
Iowa Club TO Hold Banquet in Pal
mer's Honor Friday Evenins-state
Wei, Represented at Washington.

Washington, Sept. 29.-The friends
Of Col. David j. Palmer, who are at
tending the national G.. A. r. encamp-
ment at Washington, are considering
strongly a Plan to bring out Colonel
Palmer as a candidate for governor OF
Iowa in the next campaign. 1t is fel:
that his prominence gained as MEM
Der of the state railroad commission
and as commander in -chief of the q,
A. r., would place him in such posi-
ton that i. would be hard to defeat
him. There is no doubt that the senti-
ment started here will be carried back
to Iowa and a movement launched I'M
mediately to bring about his candidacy.
President J. D. Rowen, president oil
the Iowa Club of Washington, an
nounces that on Friday evening, Colo
mel Palmer will be the guest OF the
club at a banquet in his honor.
Iowa is well represented In the en-
campment OF the G. A. r., according
to Department. Commander Murray OF
Iowa The w. r. G. of Iowa is also
much in evidence in the meetings OF
that organization.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-29

was in the street. near rne school house
in Colo wher the accident occurred. In
his petition Croker sets out that the
defendant was operating his machine
in careless manner. was driving at
an, excessive rate OF speed. that he
was on the wrong side OF the street,
failed to sound warning and did not
stop as ne should and thus have
avoided the accident which resulted in
the death of the child.
In the answer which Mr.. McGibbon
has filed he denies each and every
charge in the petition of the plaintiff,
says that re was on the wrong side In
the street in making an effort to avoid
a collision with another bunch Of chill
dren and that the little girl who was
killed lodged in 'front.' of his machine
SO quickly and almost unnoticed that
he could but sound his warning tor
her to get out of the way.
He denies that he ran over the oody
and states that on the other hand she
was struck and knocked down by the
fender of the car, that he stopped I'M
mediately and picked up the child and
carried her into the house OF Mrs.
Bales.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-29
TINES REPUBLICAN, MARsHA1ITowN SEPTEMBER 49, 1915

nual convention Of the organization,
now in session here. Mrs. Smith de-
clines to describe herself as a candi-
date. saying that wv. c. T. L. women
let the offices seek them: they do not
seek offices 1t is generally conceded.
however. that she will be urged to take
the presidential chair once more.
Other officers likely to be reelected
are Mrs. l.. ID. Carhsrt, of Marion.
corresponding secretary; Mrs. Carrie
l.. NJ. Rallengar of Council Bluffs, re-
cordiny secretary, and Mrs. Lucille w.
Shade. of Shenandoah, treasurer.
Davenport, Perry and Fort Dodge
are candidates for the 1915 convention
The commercial club of Perry sent an
invitation to the Iowa union to meet
in that city next year. a choice prob
ably will no. be made until Friday.
The board voted to make May 1,
1916, poster day" when prohibition
and suffrage plans will be formulated
in every union in Iowa
A great growth was reported at the
business session today. The secre-
taries and treasurer showed that the
membership has increased 1889 the
past year, row being more than ten
thousand. The national total is up
wards of four hundred thousand. The
Iowa union received from all sources
during the year sl2,S5S.Ss. OF this
SS.5O2.77 came from dues; the remain
der represents donations, etc.
The night Of formal welcoming was
last night. The university. the minis
terial union, the city, and the wom-
ems clubs were represented by Prot.
r. 3. Wylic, Rev. ]. \. McCulloch,
Mayor George W. knootz, and Mrs.
Max Mayer. respectively. The re-
Spouse was by Miss Maude Aldrich, Of
Cedar Rapids.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-29
Wifa at Each End Of Run.

Dubuque. Sept. 29.-Walter j. close
brakeman on the Illinois Central rail-
road, pleaded guilty to having a wife
at each end of his railroad run. He VIII
be sentenced for bigamy Thursday.
Two years ago Close married MISS
Mabel Lich, IF Dubuque, which is at
one end of his run. Freeporr Is at the
other end and one day while Close was
laying over in that town he met a
Miss Pagan. Their acquaintance
ripened and he married her, pretending
he was single man. But in time she
became suspicious and accompanied
him to Dubuque with the result thot
she discovered Close was bisamist.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-29
EIdora News in Brief.

Special to Times Republican
Eldora, Scpt 2a.-Miss Augusta I.eh-
mann was before the commissioners
of insanity saturday and adjudged a
fit subject for treatment. Deputy Shrr-
if John Thompson took her immedi-
ately to Independence.
While J. @ Reecc was driving along
the highway south of town his team
became frightened at an approaching
auto and backed the buggy directly
across the road. Before the driver Of
the auto couiG stop he had taken a
wheel from Mr., Recess buggy. throw :
ing Mr.. Reece and his young son to the
ground, but fortunately neither was
hurt.
Mr.. s. s. Hadley. who recently sold
his Eldora property expects to move
to California to make that state his
future home.
Mr. and Mrs. Earl Brooks. Of Jewell.
are in this city visiting friends and
relatives.
The members of The high school foot
ball team are putting in strenuous
practice for their game with Ackley
Saturday on the home grounds.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-29
FREsHIEs DlsFleURE BRIDGE.
Ares Student Body Must Pay For
Damage Done by First Year Men.

Special to Times Republican.
Ames, Sept 29.-Some of the props"
Of Iowa State College. possessed of the
freshman's customary wild notions as
to the proper way of commencing a
college education. went out one night
shortly after their arrival at their
probable alma mater and smeared
their class numerals in great white
figures all over the plain black bridge
of the Northwestern railway. New
all the students have to pay for the
folly. Superintendent SlosS of the
college grounds and buildings dis
patched his crew of painters out to
repaint the bridge. The cost of the
job comes out of the pockets of the
general student body, which contrib
butes TO the incidental semester fee.
which includes the student repair
fund The students have been getting
a refund of the unused part of the re-
pair appropriation
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-29

Some one advised me to take Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. / had
taken so much medicine and my doctor
said he could do me no good so told my
husband he might get me bottle and I
would try it. By the time had taken
It felt better. continued its use, and
now I am we'll and strong.
Ell have always recommended your
medicine ever since l was so wonder
fully benefited by it and l hope this
letter will be the means Of saving some
other poor woman from suffering. -
Mrs. MARTHA SEAvEY, Box 1144,
Unionville, Missouri.
The makers of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound have thousands Of
such letters as that above = they tell
the truth, else they could not have been
obtained for love or money. This med
icine is no stranger it has stood the
test for years.
II there are any complications you
do not understand write to Lydia E.
Pinkham Medicine Co. (c0nfidentiaD
Lynn, Mass. Your letter will he opened,
read and answered by q woman and
I held In strict confidence.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-29
SHRINE cEREMoNIALs OCT. Z.
Members Of za-Ga-Zis Temple, With
Band and Patrol to Visit Carroll.

Special to Times-RepubIlcan.
Carroll, Sept 29.-The Shriners OF
Carroll and vicinity are making elabo-
rate preparations for the entertainment
of members of Za-Ga-Zig temple. band
and patrol, which will make pilgrim
age to this city on Oct. for harvest
ceremonial when the frost is on the
pumpkin and the fodder should be
in the shock New. instruments OF
torture are being made for those
novices who contemplate the journey
to Mecca It is rumored there will be
"doings" extraordinary, the starting OF
pilgrims. endless professions. trials and
rejoicings, romantic Rotations, JOY
full chantings. and last, but not least,
the sands will be hot
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-29
Jewell News.


Special to Times Republican.
Jewell, Sept 29-The rain that
started last Saturday was the heaviest
that has fallen for some time and
filled most Of the cellars.
Charles Glamon leaves today for
Story City, where he has secured a
position as clerk in a grocery store.
Clyde Harmon and Walt Loder have
rented the Odd Fellows building and
expect to handle live poultry this win
ter.
vego JensonS and C. B. Mccarthy.
who have been hunting and fishing
at Wall Lake, south IF town. say the
lake has raised ten inches since the
rain
John Johnson and Omer Omondson
went to Gladbrook to attend the an
nual picnic. held today.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-29
SUES FOR cH,LD's DEATH.
Damage Suit For $1,000 Instituted
Result Of Fatal Auto Accident.

Special to Times Republican.
Nevada, Sept 29.-P. E. Croker, OF
Colo, has filed an action in the district
court in which he seeks to recover
damages ii the sum of $1,000 from c.
A. McGibbon, another resident Of that
place, for the death Of a 7-year-old
daughter of Croker, resulting from in
juries received when she was struck
by an automobile driven by McGibbon
on Sept. 20, 1914, death following on
Get I of the same year.
The child, with a number of others.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-29
vouno Man Accidentally Shot.

LeMars. Sept. %. - James Mlilette,
aged IS. was found dead in pooi OF
blood in the kitchen of his nome neat
Milnerville when his brother Ed re-
turned from the field.
A rifle was lying beside him. nui ,
let had penetrated his chin ana iooseu
in the brain. A coroners inquest ue
c;ded that death was accidental.
Millette lived on farm with Two
brothers and sister who were absent
when the shooting occurred. he was
we'll known in this section, pelng d
semi rrofessicnal baseball pitcher OF
some celebrity
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-29
New Sharon News Items.

SpectAf to Times. Republican. ->
New Sharon. Sept. a9.-Mr. Blanke
bought the Nick Van Arkle home farm
of eighty acres last week at $211 per
acre.
Miss Haze; Donshee Is nursing a
very sore hand, the result of a dog bite.
Harry Ciayworth and family are
preparing to move to Oskaloosa.
Mrs. Mary Hull has gone to Zion
City. ILL.,. to attend reunion of rela-
tives at the home of her sister, Mrs.
s. C. James
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-29

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and soreness of the knees, and can con-
scientiously say that never used any
thing that did me so much good
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