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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-02-15
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-02-15

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-02-15
SLOAN & HAGY

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con StroBe, 8eioe Telephone t04.
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-02-15
Gin 9anf Der Sladtlinse.

9aditebenoer Brief traf porgeiteru
bier elm:
sSm oeutiden Sonoer5lie mad Melo
Orleans, ben 6. 5ebrltar 1915.
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The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1915-04-29
Elder ]. V. Crawford of this city
will preach at Morgan next Sunday,

Elder j. V. Crawford of this city
will preach at Morgan next Sunday
May 2.
Frank Engleman Of lone was in
the city Tuesday.
Raymond Wright of Hardman was
in the city Tuesday.
p. H. Caples and wife, Of The
Dalles, were in Heppner Monday.
Mrs. Thos. E. Chidsey and Mrs.
Del Ward were passengers to Port
land Thursday.
Robert Allstott and wife were in
the city from their Eight Mile home
on Friday evening.
l.. w. Briggs has resumed his posi-
ton with the Heppner Milling Com
pany in their office.
Mrs. Claud Andrews returned
! home Sunday from a visit of two
weeks at The Dalles.
Frank Evans and wife and son
were Heppner visitors on Sunday
from their ranch home north of Lex
ington.
Delvin Adkins, a bright young mar
who makes his home with E. e. Ad-
kins. was a caller at this office on
Monday.
Mrs. Josie Jones went to Portland
last Thursday after visiting for sew.
eral weeks with relatives and friends
in this city.
C. M. Calkins, of lone, spent Tues
day in Heppner with his sprinkler,
laying the dust preparatory to the
oiling OF our principal thoroughfares,
Mrs. D. M. Potter and her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Alice Mason, left Monday
morning for Heppner. P. A. Dixon
took them o~ut.-Spray Courier.
Hugh Stanfield, .Umatilla county
farmer and stockman, was in Hepp'
ner and vicinity the last of the week
looking after his business interests
Mrs. Ray Luper, formerly Miss
| Gladys Potter, came in on the stage
Friday to visit with her parents, Mr.
and Mrs. w. B. Potter.-Spray Cour,
Ter.
Miss Josephine Cameron returned
on Sunday from a visit of severa
days with her family in Portland. AL
members of the family were together
and enjoyed a family reunion.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alvin Adams anC
children left Monday for Newberg tt
visit for a time at the home of Mrs
Adams parents, Mr.. and Mrs. W. T
McNutt. Mrs. Adams is greatly i'm
proved in health.
VIM. Matlock, fat stock buyer o
Portland, was in Heppner severe
days during the week, interviewing
cattle owners and fiockmasters ant
making purchases for the Portlan,
market.
D. S. Barlow was IN town Satur
day and he says he expects to har
vest a good crop when the prope
time comes. Mr.. Barlow is of tn
opinion, however, that the cut worm
and army worms did a great deal o
damage.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1915-04-29
TWENTY-FIVE YEARS
AGO IN HEPPNER

Heppner Gazette, April %, 1890.
Last Sunday quite a number of
Heppner's young men went over to
Rhea creek salmon fishing, bringing
back in the aggregate quite a num-
Der.
Hon. j. H. Hamilton and Chas.
Dustin passed through Heppner last
Monday, enroute for Portland to at
tend the democratic state conven-
ton.
Fully 100000 head of sheep will
go out of this section this spring at
an average of about $2.15 per head,
j. Madden, a former resident of
Arlington, has been burned out at
Lone Rock. Believed to be incen-
diary.
Tom Hinton's big six-horse team,
accompanied by two similar outfits,
pulled out for Long Creek this morn
ing with goods for Allen & Rudio.
Mrs. Ida Dutton and Mrs. H. E.
Hallock departed for Portland yes
terday to visit relatives.
G. w. Rea, T. j. Matlock and Hen
ry Blackman are below attending the
democratic convention.
w. G. Scott, aof the Willow creek
sawmill, was in town Tuesday and
informs us that he has purchased
the interests of Hank Duncan and
Mr.. Brown in the Little Laura
quartz mine. Work on this pros
pect will begin a week from next
Monday. Mr.. Scott is confident that
he has something rich.
H. A. Salisbury, OF Lena, has re-
Gently invented a clasp for use in
| building header beds. This clasp
saves all mortising, and strengthens
the bed frame, besides it is other
wise a very convenient and practi-
cal invention. A larger size is in
tended for use in building bridges
Mr.. Salisbury has applied for a pat
emit.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1915-04-29

Anyone desiring the services of a
maternity nurse will do well to write
to Box los, Lexington, Ore. Prices
very reasonable. M 1S-6t.
For the next sixty days we are
making special prices on our best
-four in quantities of five barrels and
over, at the mill.
HEPPNER MILLING co.
WANTED-A harvest job for a
man and wife and i6 year old son
for the coming season. Woman to
cook; man can handle machinery or
do anything else. Or | would accept
a position on a ranch by the year
with a place to keep a family. Ad-
dress 1104 Wilson ST., Hood River,
Oregon.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1915-04-29
NO MORE FLAT IRONS AFTER
MAY EIRST.

The Heppner Light 4 Water Com
pany will furnish no more free Hat
irons after May /. Up to that time
irons may be had on the old plan,
that is. the iron is yours at the rate
of IS cents per month for current,
and after one year the iron is yours.
You will be able to get the iron OF
that basis only between now and May
4. Should you leave town any time
before the year is up you must re-
turn the iron to our Office. Remem-
Der, after May 1, if you want an cleo
trio iron you will have to buy it and
pay II regular rates for current.
HEPPNER LIGHT & WATER co.
PASTURE Cattle or horses; year.
lings 81 per mo-; other stock $3.50.
SHERMAN WAKEFIELD.
For Sale-Young Jersey heifer,
coming fresh in April. Price rea-
SOnable. %Inouire at this office.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1915-04-29

Born--To the wife of Frank Lew
allen, of Rhea creek, Monday, April
26, a ten pound daughter.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1915-04-29

Emmett Smith was in Town lIUnu
his Rhea creek ranch Saturday and
he says that present indications point
toward a short alfalfa crop this year.
Mr.. Smith attributes the shortage to
damage done by grasshoppers. He
also says that these pests are now
Matching out in great quantities
along the creek.
Portland letter.
Andy Stevenson is identifying his
residence this week by the applica-
ton of a coat of paint. E. e. Vickers
has charge of the work. Mr.. Steven
son has one of the prettiest places In
Heppner and every year it produces
great amounts of garden truck and
fruit. Mr.. Stevenson has also gone
into the chicken business quite extern
sively and does his share in keeping
the local market supplied with fresh
eggs.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-12-22

Waterman's Idea Fountain Pens.
$3.50 to $l400 Seasonable gifts.
White Jewelry Store
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-12-22

or a conflagration that would destroy
it in two hours unless Divine Provi-
rence interferred"
The above picture gives only a
small view of the fire which recently
DESTROYED practically all of this mush-
room city and left 10000 people home
less.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-12-22

EAnr7 Nrs BRiNCS RESULTS
Evening star., 1915-02-14
l.. stoddard Taylor. Belasco rheater

L. stoddard Taylor. Belasco Theater.
Washington. d. c.
Theodore Tiller Washington Times.
Charles L. Townsend, senator from
Michigan.
Joseph p. Tumulty. secretary to the
President.
William C Van Antwerp. New York,
y. Y.
Frank A. vanderlip. New York, \. Y.
Mr. Justice Van Devanter, United
States Supreme Court.
James w. Wadsworth. senator-eicct
from New York.
Frank L. Walcott. Hartford. Conn.
F. A. Walker. Washington Times
James Merryman Walker, New fork.
John Findley Wallace. New York,
n. Y.
Harry Wardman. Washington. II. c
Lewis f. Waring. New York.
John W. Weeks. Senator from Massa-
chuset.s
George w. White. Washington. ID. &.
L. z. White. Philadelphia. Pa.
Turner A wickersham, Washington,
d. e.
Frederick Vile. London Times.
Daniel willard, Baltimore and Ohio
railroad.
James T. Williams, Boston Transcript.
John A. Wilson. Franklin. Pa.
Sidney w. Winslow, Boston, Mass
Alexander Wolf, Washington, u. {.
Leonard Wood. major general. L.
8. 4.
Dean c. Worcester. New York, y. Y
Evening star., 1915-02-14

of the government newspaper issued
by Secretary Redfield Of the Depart
ment of Commerce.
The items which 81 and Hiram read
to the diners from Secretary Redfeld's
paper were interesting if not ac-
curate. They quoted from all depart
ments of the paper-social notes. bright
sayings of children, personal items.
| fashion notes and all that kind of
thing. AS one would read the other
would comment. Here are some of the
items and the comments:
Secretary Bryan was an incoming
passenger on yesterdays train"
John Barrett went to Baltimore yes
! terday morning. John Barrett return
ed from Baltimore yesterday after
noon"
Jim Wadsworth. the popular young
Geneseo valley farmer, is cuttin' quite
a dash since he sold his crop and
bought a new auto. Watch out. girls!"
Charley Hilles in Town"
Charley HiIles. the we'll known
| campaign manager. is in town visitin'
| with old friends from Vermont and
Utah."
| Buy your gasoline and kerosene at
Rockyfellers; there amt no other place
| to get It,"
Go to Bryan's State Department
! store for fancy notions"
"a broken line of party ties cheap at
| George Perkinses."
! Bill Stone keeps the best cigars"
] II know that-he gave me one Of the
| Others said Hiram.
| Save money when you travel by
| calm at James Harlan's cut-rate
| ticket Office"
| "say. amt there any items about our
| own plain home folks?" asked 81.
| yep, here's Squash Center corre-
| spondence." Lem Hodges has returned
| from the National Capital, where he
| went to see about a furrin mission.
| While in Washin'ton, Lem was domi-
| ciled on the site of the old Arlington
! Hotel"
Moratorium Is Lifted.
"The Squash Center storekeepers.
who have bin trustin' Hank Furness
fer the last six months on the strength
| of his idee that Senator O'Gorman was
| goin' to get him appinted to a federal
job, met Tuesday and decided to lift
the moratorium"
| TT says here that Charley Fairbanks
| aspires to direct the next national ad-
ministration."
| wal, / dunno but them diplomats
| and Washin'ton sassiety folks would
| Jest as soon live on buttermilk as grape
| Juice" remarked 81.
"Si don't they print any Of Chauncey
| Depew's stories?"
Hiram. this is newspaper, not an
| almanack."
Don't see any war news anywhere"
Evening star., 1915-02-14

John S. Runnells, Chicago. Ill
Charles W. Russell, Washington,
D. c.
willard Salisbury. senator from Della
ware
DIR. Hermann Schoenfeld. Washing
ton. D. c.
Gus A. Schuldt, Washington. d. c.
Guy T. Scott, captain, U. S. A.
John +. K. Scott, representative-elect
grom Pennsylvania
Louis Seibold. New York World.
David L. Selke. Washington. ID. c.
Louis p Shoemaker. Washington
D. c.
Theodore P. Shonts, New York. n. Y.
]. Henri de Sibour, Washington. ID. C
Frank H. Simonds, New York Tri-
bune.
Elliot II. Seward, Washington ID. {.
John A. Slefcl-er. Leslie's. New YORK
John B. Smallwood, Washington
Evening Star.
Delevan Smith, Indianapolis News.
George NJ. Smith. New York Even
ing Sun.
Hal n. Smith. Baltimore American.
John Walter Smith, senator from
Maryland.
r. A. c. Smith, New York. n. Y.
Raleigh C. Smith. Baltimore News.
Culver c. Sniffien. brigadier general
L. S. A.
Maurice Splain. L. S. marshal Distric'
of Columbia.
Il. b. Stahlman. Nashville Banner.
O. q. Staples. Washington. ID. c
T. j. Stellwagen. Washington. u. {.
George L. Stephenson. Boston Tran
script.
F. c. Stevens. representative from
Minnesota.
H. c. Stevens. Minneapolis Journal.
John F. Stevens. New York, n. Y.
Charles 2. Stewart. United Press
Washington, D. c.
Melville E. Stone, Associated Press
New York, n. Y
! william F. Stone, Baltimore, Nd.
Herbert N Straus, New York, N. Y.
| Herbert Bayard Swope. New Yorl
| World.
Jay H. Sypher. commander, U. s. n.
Evening star., 1915-02-14

Charles C. Glover. Washington, D. c.
c. ]. Gockeler Washington, D. C..
w. Ross Gravener Washington. D. c.
DIR. Cary T. Grayson. U. 8. n.
James Gray. Minneapolis Journal
John P. Greer. New York. N. Y.
| c. T. Griffiths, Washington. D. c.
Gilbert H. Grosvenor. National Geo.
graphic Magazine.
Joseph r. Grundy. Bristol. Pa.
T II. Hamilton. New York Herald.
W. v Hamilton, Caledonia, n. Y.
Henry G. Hanford, Washington Even
ing Star.
Edward w Harden. New York. n. Y.
James S. Harlan, chairman, interstate
commerce commission.
Dudley Harmon, Washington. d. c.
Robert n. Harper. Washington. D. c.
viii H. Hays. indianapolis. Ind.
William Hayward, New York, y. Y.
Frank c. Henry. Washington. D. c.
J. Philip Hermann. Washington
D. c.
William B. Hibbs. Washington. D. c.
Edward Bruce Hill, New York. n. Y.
Charles D. Hilles. New York, n. Y.
Beale r. Howard, Washington Even
ing Star.
Ollie NJ James. senator from Ken
lucky.
E. B. Johns, Army and Navy Journal
DIR. H. L. E. Johnson, Washington
D. c.
Edwin F. Johnson. Atlanta, Ga.
J. NJ johnson, Colorado Springs, Col
w. c. Johnson. Washington. d. c.
u. J. Kaufman. Washington. ID. =.
Victor Kaufman, Washington Even
ing Star.
W. S. Keeler, Washington. u. c.
Dion Keith Kerr, Warrenton, Va.
Clarence P. King, Washington. d. c
William E. Knight. New York. n. Y.
Wilton J. Lambert. Washington
D. c.
P. J. Lennox, Washington. d. e.
George A. Lewis, Washington. D. c.
Charles Linkins, Washington. D. c.
Henry Arthur Linn, Washington. D. c
E. H. LOTUS. Washinston; D; G.
Frank B. Lord. president, Nationa
Press Club.
Frank o. Lowden. Oregon. Ill.
Fred B. Lynch, ST. Paul. Mimi
Charles A McAllister, Washington
Alfred R. Mcintyre. Boston: Mass.
Lanier Mckee, New York. n. Y.
, Martin B. Madden, representative
from Illinois.
James X. Mann, representative from
Illinois.
]. Rush Marshall. Washington. D. c
James MARITIME, senator from NeH
Jersey.
Stephen Tying Mather, assistant t.
Secretary of Interior.
I(Avy Mayer. Chicago, Ill.
yames J: Mayes. captain. Y: S: A
W. W. Merrill, New York, N. Y.
r. !.
Harrington Mills, Washington. D. c
John S. Mills. Washington, D. c.
]. Hampton Moore, representative
from Pennsylvania.
William Morrow, New York. n. Y.
William Henderson Moses. Washing
ton, D. c.
Luther w. Mott. representative from
New York.
Byron r. Newton, assistant secretar!
of the Treasury
| John Vavasour Noel, West Coas
Clarence Nohe, Washington. D. c.
Harry Norment. New York. N. Y.
Theodore w. Noyes, Washington
James A. o'Gorman, senator from
| New York.
George T. Oliver, senator from Penn
| sylvania.
| A. Mitchell Palmer, representative
from Pennsylvania.
| E. b. Parker. Washington, D. c.
Boise Penrose. senator from Penn
| sylvania.
Arthur Peter. Rockville, Nd.
FREDERICK Alfonso Pezet, Peruvial
minister.
D. G. Pfeiffer, Washington, D. c.
John Poole. Washington, D. C.
Henry H. Porter. ensign. U. S. n.
James D. Preston. Washington. d. {
| D. c.
James B. Reynolds, Washington, D. c
U. S. A.
E. L. Rishmond. Washington. D. c.
Bernard H. Ridder, New York Stats
Zeitung.
William F. Roberts, WashingtonD. c
Victor Rosewater, Omaha Bee.
Arthur B. Rouse, representative from
Kentucky.
Evening star., 1915-02-14

We'll. here's a dictograph report OF
what the democratic senators are say
in about each other in the claakroom u
"Stop right there, 81. Throw that
sheet away and come on home. This
amt no paper fer the family"
This Is What They Ate.
The menu was as follows:
MENU
Canape Orleanaise.
Lynnhaven Bay Oysters.
Celery, Olives. Radishes. Sailed Nuts.
Clear Green Turtle
Potomac Bass. Creole.
SmithAeld Ham.
Spinach. Sweet Potatoes. Louisiana.
Chesapeake Terrapin. Maryland.
Gridiron Punch.
Roast Guinea Chicken.
Endive Supreme.
Mousse of Florida Strawberries.
Fancy Cakes.
Coffee.
Cigars. Cigarettes.
Those at the Banquet.
The guests were:
The Vice President of the United
States.
The Secretary of State.
The Secretary of War.
The Secretary of the Navy
The Secretary of the Interior.
The Secretary OF Commerce.
Felix Agnus, Baltimore American
The Star
Milton E. Allies. Washington. D. c.
L. b. Aldrich. Washington. D. G.
George W. Baird, rear admiral (re-
Ebert H. Baker, Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
George Barr Baker. New York. N. Y
Alfred c. Balch. Lippincott's.
William Barnum, Carnegie Institu-
tion.
A Adam Bede, Minnesota.
Albert E. Berry. Philadelphia. Pa.
Charles E. Berry, Washington. D: c.
Arthur Blanchard. Washing gton, d. G
Ben F. Bole. Cleveland, Ohio.
William E. Borah, senator from Idaho
Stephen Nelson Bourne, Philadelphia
Pa.
James B. Brady. New York, n. Y.
Clinton T. Brainard, the Washington
Herald.
Chaplin Brown, Washington. D. c.
George w. Brown, Boston, Mass.
Louis Brownlow. Commissioner. D. c
Robert J. Bulkley. representative from
Ohio.
James Francis Burke, representative
from Pennsylvania.
L.
William NJ. Calder, representative
from New York.
Robert Callahan, Washington. D. c.
F. T. Chandler. Philadelphia, Pa.
Robert H. Clancy. Detroit. Mich.
Charles Edgar Clark, rear admiral
Murray A. Cobb. Washington. D. c.
Frank T. Codrington. the Washing
ton Herald.
Maurice Connolly, representative
from Iowa.
John H. Connor. Boston. Mass.
Levi Cooke, Washington. D. c.
William H. Coolidge, Boston. Mass.
william H. Coolidge. jr.. Boston, Mass
william S. Corby, Washington, d. c.
Charles A. Cotterill. Washington
ID. C.
James Couzens, Detroit, Mich.
John H Cowles, Washington, D. c.
Robert Grain, Baltimore, Md.
J. w. H. Grim, New York, N. Y.
Albert B. Cummins, senator from
Iowa.
Homer S. Cummings. Stamford. Conn.
2. S: Cunniff. Watertown. Mass.
Chauncey M. Depew. New York, N. Y
Frederick L. Devereux, New York, N. Y
r. Golden Donaldson, Washington
D.. C.
Morrill, Dunn. Chicago, III.
James ". Faulkner, Cincinnati En-
quirer.
Rudolph Forster, executive clerk
White House.
David R; Francis. st. Louis. Mo.
w: F. Fullam. rear admiral. superin-
tendent Naval Academy.
Robert Garrett. Baltimore. Md.
Harry B. Gauss. Chicago Daily News
William H. Gibson, New York, N Y.
Robert NJ. Ginter, Pittsburgh, Gazette
Times.
Evening star., 1915-02-14
Forgot Mother.

From the Boston Transcript.
Johnny-You're the mesnest, hateful
est, spitefulest thing ] know.
Tommy-And you're the crabbedcst,
uElest-
Father-Boys, boys, You forget that
your mother is in the room.
Evening star., 1915-02-14
Mexico's Consolation.

From the Cleveland Leader.
Things might be worse for Mexico.
It has no vice president
Evening star., 1915-02-14

words of some travesties on public men
and events.
The Pirate Chief announced his as
sociates to be "as fine band as ever
bolted convention or scuttled po-
litical party"
But we are not pirates. We are re-
formers
Merely a distinction without a diff
ference. Both pirates and reformers
would like to sail the ship of state"
But we don't want to sail a ship.
We want to ride in a water wagon.
"Why not? l know some people who
think that pirates and prohibitionists
go together"
Say, chief, when the pirates used to
make people walk the plank, did they
mean the one-term plank or the Pan
anna canal plank
Quit your kidding. 1 want to sing
about the water wagon and the crystal
glass"
Then a pirate who bore a striking
resemblance to a former President of
the United States sang this song:
Oh. better far to live and die
Under the spotlight's glaring eye.
Than play simple, quiet part.
With a modest brow and Il shrinking heart.
Out of the country I may 90.
To find where doubtful rivers flow.
But I return. I'm free to state,
To live and die candidate.
For l candidate.
And never. never hesitate
To be candidate
For l a candidate.
Evening star., 1915-02-14
Plea of suffragette Pirate.

ElCd OI
The suffragette Pirate sang this
plaintive plea:
That is my sole appeal
The petticoat
Surely should vote.
Our wrongs to heal.
Give me the ballot soon.
Then will / find
True peace Of mind
grant me this one boon.
IT notice this town is full of states
men," said a pirate.
They are newly elected members of
Congress. They are not statesmen
yet
II can tell you why this town is full
of statesmen" said a pirate:
When the enterprising statesman is not busy.
Hearing speeches which are dry enough to burn,
He will make bluff that he Is really working.
really working,
For the salary that he's sent here to earn;
here to earn.
When he answers loud and promptly to the roll
to the roll call.
He considers that his daily work is done,
work IL done.
And a single term will leave contradiction,
contradiction,
That the statesman's lot is a happy one.
happy one.
When the politicians not dispensing buncombe,
-'spensing buncombe,
Public documents and other simple Joys,
simple joys.
He can only wink and laugh and gently chuckle
gently chuckle
At the way he puts it over on the boys,
But the statesman gets the perquisites and places
! sites and places,
He has nothing left to want for meath the sun,
meath the sun,
That's the why this town is full Of states
men.
full Of statesmen,
For the statesman's lot is sure happy one,
happy one.
Squash Center" Folk Introduced.
Cliff Berryman's Squash Center
folk were introduced to the company.
A Squash Center grocery was shown
in the well. outside of which were
| seated 81 and Hiram perusing a copy
Evening star., 1915-02-14
Game Warden Enters.

This juvenile idyl was interrupted by
the entrance of man, stern visaged as
he who set out at break OF dawn with
Eugene Aram. with the gives upon his
wrist The intruder was II. c. Cockren,
game warden extraordinary and pleni-
potentiary of Fairfax county, Va. He
arrested Cousin Willie for hunting.
Il wasn't hunting"
We'll, then. what are you doing with
that gum?
That amt gun; that's a plow-
share
Where did you get that rabbit
AEman gave il TO me-"
What man."
"A friend of mine over in Virginia
What Is his name?''
Thomas Fortune Ryan
-Oh. we'll II Thomas Fortune Ryan
gave il to you that's all right If he
wants to he can give away half of Vir-
xinia-'
The scene ended with appearance of
the bad boys next door, the Filibuster
family. who proceeded to break up the
happy party. until there was a threat
that they would all be kept in after
March 4. whereupon the disturbers dis
persed
Evening star., 1915-02-14
Passes on Wilson's Charge.

A moot court was established in the
presence of the diners to pass upon
President Wilson's charge that the re-
publican party has not had a new idea
in thirty years. Mr.. Common People"
was public prosecutor. and announced
The first to be the people VS.. Charles
8. Whitman. Myron T. Herrick and
William Z. Borah. Each said his oc-
cupation was presidential candidate"
Charles 3 Whitman was first at bar.
What, II any, idea have you had in
the last thirty years: Answer yes or
no..
"I want to be President"
That isn't you own idea. That's the
idea of William Jennings Bryan.
Well, I've got another idea. The
governorship of New York is the step
ping stone to the presidency.
''.r:,a. idea Ism: yours, either 1t was
Evening star., 1915-02-14

We'll. here's a dictograph report of
what the democratic senators are say
In about each other in the claakroom"
stop right there, Si! Throw that
sheet away and come on home. This
amt no paper fer the family"