The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1915-01-22

could speak up at Meeting Of Direc
tors. Until the year 1895, the restrict
ed Side hisker was an accepte'
| Trade Mark OF Commercial Probity.
This Facial handspring, the Frocl
| Coat, and steadfast devotion to Toll
ct Soap made him suitable for Elk
hibition Purposes.
Frances became almost fond of him
after the Honeymoon evaporated ant
their Romance ripened into Acquaint
anceship.
1t was a gladstone day for boil
when she traced the Dope back through
Swizzet County, Pennsylvania, and
discovered that she was an honest-to
goodness Daughter of the American
| Revolution.
Willoughby could not ask repre-
sentative of good-old Colonial Stock
to ride around in a stingy Coupe with
Coon planted out On the Weather
Seat
He changed the Terms in several
Leases and was enabled to slip her a
hot Surprise on the Birthday.
When she came down the Steps for
the usual bowl along the Avenue, SO
as to get some Fresh Smoke, she be-
held a rubber-tired Victoria, drawn
by two expensive Bang-Tails in jingly
Harness and surmounted by import
ant Turks in overwhelming Livery.
She was so trancified with Delight
that she went right over to Willough-
looking about rather carefully for the
exposed portion of the Frontispiece.
Frances did a lot of Calling within
the next two weeks, and to all those
who remarked upon the smartness of
the Equipage, she declared that the
Man she had to put up with carried
a Throbbing Heart even if he was an
Intellectual Nudge.
In the year 1913, slender Young
Thing, all of whose Habiliments
seemed melting and dripping down
ward, came YEARLY from Stateroom
B. as the Train pulled into Reno,
Nevada.
She seemed quite alone, except for
a couple of Maids.
After she had given Directions con-
corning the nine Wardrobe Trunks
and the Live Stock, she was motored
to a specially reserved Cottage at
the corner of Liberty Street and Hope
Avenue.
Next day she sat at the other side
of Table from Lawyer, removing
the poisoned Javelins from her fragile
Person and holding them up before
the shuddering Shyster.
She had Tale of Woe calculated
to pulp Heart of Stone. In blocking
out the Affidavit, her sympathetic At
torney made Pencil Notes as follows:
Her name was Ethel Louise. ia
vorite Daughter of WiIloughby and
Frances, the well-known Blue-Bloods
of the Western Metropolis.
She had finished off at Miss Sniff /
fes exclusive School, which over
looked the Hudson and the Common !
School Branches.
After she learned how to enter a
Ballroom and while on her way tod
attack Europe for the third time, the |
Viper crossed her Pathway.
She accepted him because his name
was Hubert, he looked like an Eng
Iishman, and one of his Ancestors
turned the water into Chesapeake
Say.
While some of the Wedding Guests I
we're still in the Hospital, he began
o practice the most diabolical Cruel
les.
He induced her to get on his yacht
md go cruising through the Mediter-
anean when she wanted to take an
Apartment in Paris.
At Monte Carlo he scolded her for
borrowing 5000 Francs from a Rus
ian Grand Duke after she went broke
t bucking the Wheel. She had met
be Duke at a Luncheon the day be-
pre- and his Manners were perfect
The Lawyer said that Hubert was a
up, beyond all Cavil
Cairo, Egypt, yielded up another
ark Chapter of History