Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-12-22
HAVE YOU SrUIIED


Have heard so many descriptions
OF myselr Jnat 1 am DeglnnlnB not TO
know Just what 40 LOOK nke. Some
OIL them would make you tnlnK was
a cross between u nutmeg ana an
alligator pear.
L nau another talk with Mr.. Raker,
prlncIpal Oh the ScnoOl OF Commerce
yesterday. lie was TOO puSy to give
lne mucn time put sula Inere was
never u better time for the suuuent to
enter TINS business college us tne de-
mand Ior graduates Oh the Scnool OIL
Commerce was Iar greater tnan the
supply. business is booming ali over
the country anu they were receiving
calls for their sJudenLs as inns scnoUI
is widely known Ior me emCIenCy Oh
Jnelr graduates. Ii you can't aIlenu
TINS collese IN the day they oner you
d nlgnt course.
Iney were at the fountain yester-
day afternoon IN torneys Drug store
at 81 NORM Second street. bOIn
brunettes and il a hurry us 1 hearu
one OF them say to the BOY Ut the
| fountain: Il am In hurry" one
dropped her purse and L picked it UP
for ner.
Unless all signs fail / am going to
make noise at the Majestic Theater
to-mgnt ABOUT $3.50 that viii maze "a
sngnC reSoundlnS reVerDeratlon thaC
viii listen goou. 1 Will appear on the
stage ana make snort Ialk and let
morrow 1 VIII appear in the street
just as l appeared at the Majestic
ITheater. SoneDody must get tnaC $40
ana IL you want TO be IN the running
for the money come down and take
a good look at me and md out how /
Will give away the $40.
1 am tolu a lazy mere has dreamed
a complete description or me ana
that sne will annex Jnat S25 TINS att
ernOon. Just to show the LADY that
my neart is on the rIgnt side L am go
ing to make her a present OF an extra
prze OF S25 - when dreams come
true.
From the way they are taking
orders at The Bouquet Shop for cut
flowers, plants ana Christmas wreaths
you would think the entire popula-
ton had decided to make their homes
a bower OF flowers and evergreen for
the Guletide season. l don't care
what you want in cut flowers this
shop can supply you. Get your order
in now and the delivery will be made
wnen you desire.
To-day will be the last day you will
have to get q line on the duplicate of
the scarf pm L am wearing. The
duplicate is now on display in Diener's
Jewelry store window. II you want
to know what l think would please
any man, give him Il handsome scarf
pin for Xmas Dtener'S rings for men
is another line L would suggest you
look over before you make a Selec-
tion. Anybody that knows cheese
from chalk knows that when q thing
comes from Dlener's it is of the high
est quality.
A fellow sold me a rotten cigar yes
terday and then told me how to cap
ture Sherlock. L didn't thank HIM
then, but L do now. l throw the
cigar away and went around to For
ney's Drug Store and bought Il good
sI.t 4.
, good cigars. oh, yes, another line
u that Forney handles that l am going
to put you next to is Bryn MawT
candies. This line is made for the
: class that wants the best that money
= can buy If you are going TO buy
k candy for Christmas you should see
= the stacks of it in attractive Christ
n mas packages at this store. 1 don't
believe there is anything you could
: want in toilet requisites that Forney
n could not show you.
: Two ladies stopped me yesterday
o afternoon at the corner of Walnut
v and Fourth streets and asked me if
: had seen little boy with a wagon
: About that time they spied the little
fellow on the Capitol grounds.
e 1 trust Santa Claus will be liberal
O this Christmas with bank books for
:, the children's stocking. 1t Is q splen-
d did object lesson and will do more to
+ encourage thrift and promote hap
= piness than anything they could re-
v ceive. Let the child become dis
a ciplined in the true uses or money
e and the habit will grow. The Me,
chanics Trust Company offers spIen.
did inducements to those who wish to
save by paying 3 per cent. Interest
compounded every four months OF
all savings accounts.
The fellow who was held up by two
girls yesterday afternoon in front ol
. II
time convincing the would-be captors
of Sherlock, that he was not the man
| saw the fun.
L am not making any promises, but
expect to take u ride around the
business section tomorrow in my
favorite automobile, the Cadillac.
: Will see Mr. Crispen of the Crisper
Motor Car Company and try to ar
range to get a new Eight Cylinder
Cadillac. You know this is the cal
that is sold to those people who wan
an automobile that will give years o.
service and comfort. The Cadillac |;
built up to the price and not dowr
to the price like the average car
When you put your money in this cal
you get dependable service and superl
luxury.
wv. f. R."-No, I am not a Ioca
\ man and when you see me tonight n
} the Majestic you will see l am a tota
stranger in Harrisburg"
l never played with Solomons little
dog and consequently / do not claim
to be the wisest man on earth bu
when L run into plant like the City
Star Laundry L know why they ge
the business of those who want gooC
work. IL there is anything in up-to
4 date laundry machinery they dom
4 have I want to see it. Their collar
and shirt machines are the very
latest. These machines prolong the
life of the linens as they do not cause
wear as by the old friction process
q shirt is pressed and not ironed
collar comes back without rougl
edges. They have a new machine fol
underwear and bath towels tha
makes the garment or towel soft anC
fluffy when finished.
simply must tell you about it. i
was too cute for words. I was com
ing out of Forneys when l ran into
two big husky men behind a baby
. carriage containing a little baby.
remarked to my companion that the
\ baby was certainly pretty and / hoped
! they would not stop some place anC
| leave it as ] have known men to dC
when intrusted with valuable pack
age like that
| Talking about babies reminds me-
that healthy babies make health!
grownups. There is nothing so i'm
| portant to the health of a baby as the
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