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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-02-18
Notes From COOperStOwn.

Mr.. Anton Lodel lost a valuable COW
last week.
The Cooperstowil ladies club met at
Miss Cookel's home Wednesday.
Mr.. Henry Ebeling is hauling imber
TO the saw mill at Rosecrans. He will
build new house in the near future.
Mr.. Kapinos and son transacted BUSH
ness here Thursday.
Mr.. Seaman transacted business at
Denmark Saturday.
Mr.. Henry A. Elmer is busy hauling
logs TO Denmark at present.
Simon Dufeck made a call at Rose
Grams last Sunday.
Mr.. Neyedlo was at Denmark Satur-
day on business.
The farmers in this vicinity are busy
hauling hay to Married. at present.
Mr.. John Dewaue was at Manitowoc
Friday on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. Smith visited here last
| week
Mr.. Walter Wagner of Cooperstown
and Miss Belle koutik Of Greenstreet
were married last week The couple
left for honeymoon trip 70 Milwau-
kee and Chicago, The groom has a
farm at Cooperstown where the couple
will make their home.
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Notes from keIlnerSyllle.

The dance at Cherney's opera hall
last Friday was largely attended.
Miss Hannah Lorigan who has been
at the hospital for three weeks return
ed home last Saturday.
Quite a number Of our village people
attended the grand ball at Menchalvil-
lie hall last Monday and all reported a
good time.
NJ. Kellner & Sons purchased two
Holstein calves from Mr.. Jos. Bauman
for $l75.
Mr.. Herman Lueloff of Brillon was
a business caller here last Tuesday and
Wednesday.
Mr.. Ed Kellner who has been with
NJ. Kellder & Sons as bartender for
the last ten years has moved to Mari
bel. Mr.. Kellner is well known and
will take charge of the Hotel Bartel-
me at Maribel on March |, 1915.
Chas. Cheney made business trip
to Manitowoc last Wednesday.
Miss Zdrba of Rosecrans is a guest at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Jos Shimek
for the past week.
Mr. Jos Malley left for Nashville,
Tenn, last Tuesday. Mr. Malley owns
a large farm in that part Of the coun-
try and expects TO move down south
with his family in the near future.
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Notes from lander.

Mr.. Al. Heidmann Of Bolt Is running
his saw mill full blast. He has good
supply of logs.
Mr.. Louis 10 tche, the local cheese
maker held his annual meeting last
Saturday with his patrons. They de-
cided TO have him make cheese again
on Sundays during summer time.
Mrs. Chas. Kohls met with an acct
dent Sunday night. She fell down the
stairs and broke her arm. She is I'M
der the care of Dr. w. II. Vosburgh.
A neighbors social dance was held at
VIM. Krajniks at Bolt last Saturday
night.
The Cooperstown cattle fair was
poorly attended, due TO icy roads, as
many farmers did not have the horses
shod sharp to go out.
tloo late for last week.
Mrs. John Paetz OF Manitowoc died
thefe on tuesday AFTERNOON one was
buried here at the German Lutheran
cemetery. She is survived by her hus'
band three daughters and two sons,
August who is pastor at Marshfeld,
Wis, End Edward who resides on a
farm here. The family used to reside
on the farm Mr.. w. Krcma now owns.
Mr.. Paetz wants to sell his house at
Manituwoc and live here with his son
Edward.
Last week Wednesday Miss Mary
Wanda was mrrried to Mr.. Edward
Novacek Of Larrabee at the st. Mary s
Catholic church at Tisch Mills by Rev.
A. Cipin. They will reside at LARA
bee. Accept our congratulations
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Notes From Liberty.

Mr. and Mrs. Louis Lippert were
Manitowoc visitors last Wednesday.
Miss Ethel Merit spent Saturday
and Sunday visiting relatives and
friends at Manitowoc.
Mr.. Gustave Moldenhauer Of Unity,
Wis, is visiting his parents here.
Miss Daron spent Sunday at her
home at Newton.
A representative OF the kellogg Co. OF
Chicago has been repairing the New
toni Liberty switch board,
George Knutson of Menasha spent a
few days Of last week visiting relatives
and friends In this vicinity.
The resurrection cometh. The coun-
try school which has been in n lethar-
gic state since the mind OF man run
meth not to the contrary is TO be 70
vived.
Governor Philip hath declared that
he will breathe the breath OF life into.
it and recreata it in his own image
Evidently the entire curriculum will
have TO be revised To conform to the
governors ideas. In civics great stress
will be paid as TO ways and means OF
aiding or retarding Legislation. Spec
ial attention will be given 10 the bene-
fit derived from the railway commits.
sion.
In arithmetic the bare foot boy will
be taught the great principle that by
saving his pennies, as well AS the pen
nles Of his comrades, he may become
rich enough TO run for constable or
Justice Of the peace, and so on al in
fantum.
But all jokes aside, II the governor
were sincere his efforts in this direc-
ton would be Of little real benefit
The governor as we'll AS a great nun.
Ter Of reformers lose sight of the prin.
clple that any growth or development
that is Of any real value must come
from within and not from without. II
there IS no desire on the part o. the
patrons OF the rural schools TO Improve
them, any outside aid will be OF no val
ne whatsoever.
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Notes From Denmark.

Mr.. Hoeffel and daughter OF Flint
Vile, Wis, and Mr.. j. E. Dupont OF
Kewaunee were guests OF the Bredal
, family few days last week.
Mrs. Mable Verheyen OF Green Bay
arrived here Thursday for an indefinite
stay among friends.
Mrs. j. Britton and Mrs. c. f. Bon
in made a brief call on Mrs. M. j.
Heiser at Cooperstown Thursday.
Miss Mayme Richdorf Of the Teach
ers Training school al Manitowoc was
home with her parents for the week
end
A number OF young folks from here
enjoyed The hospitality OF Miss Helen
Needlo on Friday evening the occa-
sion being the seventeenth birthday
anniversary of the young hostess.
Dancing was the pastime OF the even
ing at the close OF which delicious
spread was served.
The lecture given by Mr.. Charles +,
Payene of Milwaukee at the Opera hall
Monday was attended by an unusually
large gathering and was duly appreci-
ated. Mr.. Payene delivered lecture
on the Panama canal and also gave a
most interesting talk on the European
countries at war. Both topics were IL
Illustrated by moving picture slides in
most beautiful views.
After attending the conference OF
the Northern Wisconsin Educational
Association at Fond du Lac the local
learners, the Misses Lenore Sweet,
Lillian Kinney, MarceIla Ennis and
Ida Ledvina returned Saturday.
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When a passenger train on the Big
-Four railroad, between Springfield and
Bellefontaine, stopped at a crossroad
near West Liberty, O., because a
frightened horse had become en-
tangled in wire fence, the passen.
gers could not understand the delay.
Philip Hem. conductor, was asked by
q passenger why he had stopped the
train, inasmuch as the engine had not
struck the rural mail wagon of Elbe
Yoder of West Liberty, the owner OF
the horse. THE people of West Lib.
erty rescued me from the flood OF
March %, 1913, and saved my life
When ! see anyone from that town or
vicinity IN trouble. I'm stop and help
them out no matter how fass-my train
is running .'-Iudianapolis News.
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Notes From hlShiCOi.

Mr.. Valentine Lutz of Alberta, Can.
ada, is guest OF Mr. and Mrs Frank
Bonhgt.
Mrs. Jos. Reter OF Wausau has ret
urned To her home after visiting her
daughter Mrs. Oscar SAM.
The Y. T.. A. of the Evangelical
church took sleigh ride TO Two
Rivers last week.
The farmers Club OF Saxonburg
has planned a basket social for their
next meeting.
Mrs. &. Madison OF Manitowoc re.
turned Saturday after spending few
days with her son, DR.. A. K. NJ tdson
Mr.. Fred Weihmueller returned
after a visited To his brother In Clark
County.
Mrs. Walter Stelzer entertained the
Ladies Aid Societ. Of the Evangelical
church, Thursday.
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Notes From Two Rivers.

Mr. and Mrs. Jos. Wiesner have re-
turned from u visit with relatives at
Casco,
Mrs. WIN. G.. Haldane Of Denver,
Colorado is the guest OF Miss Estelle
Farrell. Mrs. Haldane is the wife of
president Haldane of the Colorado
State School of Mines.
Mrs. Car. Saubert, who has been all
Ing for several months, was found dead
in her bed early Saturday morning.
She was "a years of age and her maid.
en- name was Ida Schuster In 1876
she was married To Carl Saubert and
the couple has since made this city
their home. She is survived by hus
band, three sons and three daughters
Who are Robert, Carl and Albert. OF
this city, Mrs. Il. Wetze and Mrs. Dr.
Gttech OF jefferson, Mrs. Vim. Mantle
OF Lacrosse and Ella OF this city.
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NEWS FROM COUNTY
Notes From SChleSW!g.

Mr.. Edgar Fluhr is visiting with rel
atives and friends at Marshfield anc
Wausau.
Mr.. Christian Zimmerman, son
of Mr.. and Mrs. Philip zimmerman,
had to undergo an operation for appen'
dicitis at the home of his parents. DR..
Nauth of Kiel and DR.. Krahn OF New
Holstein performed the operation
Young Zimmermenn is the fourth mem
Der of the family who had to undergo
an operation in the last five years.
This is quite hard blow to the family
The patient is getting along nicely.
Miss Lena &c. gle and brother Anton
of St. NaZianz made a pleasant visit al
the Reinholdt home last Sunday.
Mr.. Chas. Temke, who broke his leg
some six weeks ago while saving wood
is still confined to the house.
Mr.. ]. A. Wehrmann, agent for the
Silent Washer Co., Appleton, sold a
number of machines in this town. lie
sold to the following: Edwin Wioting,
Herman Schmidt, Edward Kreiman
and WIN. Reinhodt, They are all
well satisfied with the machine
Mr.. WIN. Gerlach of Marshfeld was
visiting with his mother last week.
mi II ,ral ao !, a
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-02-18

George Vanderbloemen, aged 10,
passed away at his home in this city az.
ter an illness Of four weeks duration
The deceased was born in Holland and
came to this country with his parents
when seven years old. On September
%, 1867, he was married at Mantowoc
Rapids to Mary Neumann. Shortly al
ter their marriage the couple came to
Two Rivers
He is survived by wife and eleven
children, four sons and seven daughters
who were all present at the funeral.
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Notes From Meme.

Miss Freda Wick from Kiel visited
with Miss Elsie Hickman a few days
last week.
The home OF MIR Andrew Herr Is
Guaranteed on account OF diphtheria.
A number from here attended the
valentine party at Vim. Wagner's near
Mosel Sunday.
MIR Henry Hauch Is on the sick list.
The Social club met at Ernst Brun
mier's Monday evening.
Mr.. Andrew Wilsmas returned Mon.
day from a visit at Milwaukee.
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inconsistent.

Swllles has a great admiration OF
horses lie says people don't attach
proper importance to a horses dig.
nifty Swifnes doesn't do so him.
self replied Miss Cayenne. If he did
he wouldn't insist on Harvesting one
w and riding behind him"
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Home, Sweet Home.

Between thirty and forty thous
Sicilians emigrate from Palermo
the United States each year, ano
the course of time almost all of &
go back permanently or for visit
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Quite in Accord.

when we were married we thought
our tastes were congenial!" says she.
Well answered he, they are. We
both like to argue" Washington
Star
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Some Consolation.

The people who never get to the
may console themselves with
thought that there are no fire
capes there, anyhow
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No Hurry.

when is the proper time to
graduate a bride and bridegroom
After they have lived together
At least a year and are stil happy
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-02-18

uIIq lsuIgSp ioBI
'uoo W lie 9Je s5ounp eql leql :
sIul 40 uMouY 90 6sm snIuaS anIl
3qbnoql oRsImldO
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-02-18
Riches From Gift Bestowed.

When YOU give away happiness you
eli d. time gifts richer an richer in it
Atlanta Constitution
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-02-18

McSparran (leaving home)-Noo,
Janet dlnna forget to max leetle San.
dy talk lis glasses off when he's ma
Iookin at nothing
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House Dresses

a large assortment of inexpensive, practical
HOUSE DRESSES have Just been received.
These made of percale and gingham in neat
styles, many plain, and some with little touches of
trimming.
special lot of bingham and percale dresses
including the utility model nm.
Other Styles SIPS, $1.65, $500
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seiFos II e.Han ~ ar
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1915-04-09
Signaling the STRANGER.

~ RIl.L found the energetic Marsh
standing in the middle of the
room intcntly watching Steb-
bins. whose head was in close
contact With the door in the partition.
a moment later the youth turned away,
and at a sign from Marsh the three
left tho cabin quietly and returned to
Brill domain.
"Hear anytl,ing:' asked Marsl. in q
most matter of fact tone.
Stcbbins nodded. "YcS. \ few mo
mcnts ago there was Il cry. Then Il
man spoke
Yes. yes. What WIS it: Could YOU
make it OUT" Marsl's Voice thrilled
now. and he rolled his great watch
Chain between his fingers rapidly.
u heard plain enough" replied Stcl-
bins, but they weren't words | know"
can You repeat thcm-.ivc some
idea what they were like"
II think so, pretty near. There were
only two. One of EN- was like kcr-
kcran-bu.'
"lcs, yes; that's to be expected. The
othcrs:'
at sounded like %callacy.'
"Callacy, callacy.." repeated Marsh
earnestly: then he dropped into his
former careless tone. But you're
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you like to take my glasscs:' This to
Marsh. who was trying to improvisc i
telescope with his curled hands.
"Can you make her out:" demanded
the professor.
Marsh shook his head. "Too low in
the water for a liner. Too fast for a
tramp. Might he a yacht. Might be
but what she might Gc isn't very il
Illuminating as TO what she is. How's
the course. profcssor:" he asked sud
denly handing the glass back to its
VINE
"a little south OF northcast.' said
the man Of science Enthusiastically. as
he quilted the scene with much reel
ing. Marsh shifted contcmptuously.
''Thcrc's an answer to make a sea
dog lose his bark" he remarked. "a
little south of northeast" O Lord"
Brill smiled. but the vagarics of
Pcnnytholpc were of little interest to
him. Here he was at the threshold
of a new day. n of the few remain
ing on s%hinboard. What would it bring
forth for him: He could form no
definite plan Of action. Marsh might
have had some brilliant coup, but he
could not bring himself to discuss
that matter wen with 50 downright
and honest Il friend.
Not much OF Il day for promenade
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PROLOGUE E.

The action of the story has its real
beginning on an ocean liner bound Tor
Europe and just leaving New York. 1t
has bccn boarded in haste ON IL winter
day by Overton Brill. al impctuous
wealthy young bachelor. who, attract
"l by Il pretty girl accompanied by an
elderly gentleman. has followed them
aboard. Brill was en- his way uptown
with Aristidcs Stcbhins. his valet,
known rs Jay. when he saw the girl,
Just after purchasing q valuable brace
let as i gift for Il Miss tnrstairs. Tho
passenger list reveals the names of the
pursued as Mr.. Andrew Jennison AMI
daughter. Brill finds himself without
money and nrgOtiatcs With Il dark III
,lividual named Benedict for tho sale
OF the bracelet, receiving 5000 for IT,
with which he secures a dc luxe cabin.
At dinner the conversation turns to
the weather, and Il Professor Penny
thorpc's storm prediction is placed be
fore Captain HUMPHREYS for judgment.
Brill makes the acquaintance OF MT.
Jcnnison. and the two proceed to the
captains cabin to inspect a phenom-
email. wonderfully trained canary. At
luncheon Il iovial person, CHRISTOPHER
{. Marsh. introduces himself to Brill.
Starting from Il sound sleep Brill hears
through the window Benedict. the pro
fessor and JenniSon discussing the
large shipment of gold aboard. Soon
after this he is rewarded by Il smile
from Marion JcnniSon for Il small
courtesy. Marsh is informed that he
has been selected to talk charge OF
the Christmas concert, and he chooses
Brill. Marion Jennison, the professor
md Mrs. Bluchcr-W Ward as his aids.
Brill, known as Mr.. Ov"rton, and Miss
Jennison have n pleasant chat togetl-
er. IcchcrgS and fog are reported. \
child dies in the storage. and Miss
%Jcnnison asks Brill to seek the cap
tain's consent to hold the funeral in
the first cabin. He finds the chief Off
Ger in company With Benedict and
wonders. lie gets the permit, but the
pur<er otticiatcs at the services. Jen-
niSDn. worrying about the gold, be-
comes sick. Professor Pcnnythorpc OBJ
serves that the ship is off its course.
Marsh notices that the captain hasn't
been at the dinner table for scvcra!
days. Professor Pcnnythorpc misses
his scNtant and compass. Brill has a
talk with Marion about the concert
and is later told by Benedict that the
latter objects to his friendship with
Marion. whom Benedict calls his fan
Gee. Brill meets Marsh on deck. Hear
ing Il noise in Il supposedly ~inocrupled
s%tatcrOUm. they investigate with the
captain. hut find nothing. The altered
course OF the vessel frightens the pas
scngcrs. who protest. Brill and Marsh
look to JAY to assist in Il secret search
of the mysterious statcroom. \ wire
less reports that Russia has declared
wal against Great Britain. Marsh suS
poets Benedict of having manufactured
the message. Professor p~ennNtllorp(
armed with Il marine glass watches :
strange craft approach astcrn. At TIT
Christmas feast Brill becomes Jealous
of Benedict'S attentions TO Miss Jcn
niSon. Marsh. still suspicious. con
,inues his Investigations of the mys
FERROUS noises. Knocking on the doc
of room 81. he is confronted by thu
smiling Benedict.
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or Friday morning, notwithstanding
the Olympiad's long detour. What was
to happen meantime!
He fancied his cabin was hot ana
sitting and rose and opened n OF the
portfolios. Thrusting his head half out,
lie felt a strong wind on his face, blow
ing %suuarely against it. The ship was
pitching heavily, the stars were blotted
out by scurrying clouds. and there was
In the half gale n quality of heat that
recalled an experience with a typhoon
in the Indian ocean.
"Such a wind would blow nowhere
but from the SOUTH he muttered.
HAS the ourse been changed again"
once more he looked out. Over the
h~lackness Of the sea came the distant
CLEAN of lights, tiny points Of gold
with one star OF red. They rose and
fell with long, ulldulous motions, some
times disappearing altogether.
"Must be that the other steamer has
caught up with u.s." Brill thought as
he went back to his berth and finally
to sleep.
His first knowledge Of the new day
came with the fact that Stcbbins was
stumbling about like d man with cpl
lcpsy.
whats the matter. Jay:' asked his
patron, not fully awake.
Ill think. sir.' replied Aristidcs as
a sudden ]urch threw him against the
door like IL rubber BALI think he
sea has got its sea legs on. Isn't that
.
what they call it. sir:'
its more than you've got. anyway"
returned Brill, laughing. "Go back to
bed. don't need YOU"
Breakfast was not q fully attended
feast this morning, the first really
rough sea of the voyage having num-
bored its victims early. But Marsh
was on hand, serenely smiling at rolls
and pitches.
Ibid anything disturb your slum-
bcrs?' Brill asked him significantly. i.
81 didn't even know the wind had
risen. Seem in for Il Storm replied
the other. After that exchange tact
turnity rcigncd until the meal was
over.
On tho way out one Of the deck doors
on the lee side suddenly opened, and
the figure Of Professor Pcnnythorpe, q
curious apparition in violent yellow
oilskins and Southwestern. was hurled
through the opening as if projected by
a calapult. A big book flew from un
der his arm and across the corridor
Marsh picked it up.
"a code book, ell? Been signaling tt
the loved ones at home, professors"
The little mar ave no heed to TINS
too self evident pleasantly.
1--WE been trying to read n signals
we've been making to that vessel OF
, yonder," he said solemnly.
The two men followed the direction
, of his finger through a port hole ant
l saw abreast of them and h matte
of q mile or so away a black, tw'
. funnellel steamer Of no very striking
appearance.
well, what did they say?' aske'
Marsh.
> ~ couldn't make out. The signal
were not in this book. An officer sai(
the captain was using a private code.
= "What is the ship:' queried Brill.
II haven't found any one VIII
knows" returned Pennythorpe. "Woul,
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Applying the Active Test.

Applying the Active Test.
Bonnie was telling his parents about
the wonderful things he saw in the
circus sideshow.
and what do you Think he said
there was an armless woman who
played the piano with her feet"
Little sister Ruth, who is taking mu-
sic lessons, piped up:
''1ll just bet she can't span an octave
with her toes.'-London Standard.
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Wasting a
Few Minutes
In Laughter
The New Easter Bonnet.

Now Mr.. Fly was very proud
OF Mrs. Fly, his wife.
He bought the SWEETEST Easter hat
She'd had in all her life.
Said Mr.. Fly, 'There's just one thing
That I'd suggest to you.
/ think a wing upon the hat
Would make it swell, don't you?"
"a good idea," said Mrs. Fly,
but wings are dear, you know"
"Il give you mine," said Mr.. Fly,
Because l love you So"
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"I'm sorry jacks coming here to.
night, for I'm going to the theater with
Harry"
But l thought you were engaged to
Jack"
II know it. but since we have been
engaged we can't afford to go to the
theaters.''--St. Louis Post Dispatch.
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His Counter Thrust.

The Other Sides Counsel (%tierccly)-
| suppose you were brought up to tell
the truth:
The Goaded Witness-No. l wasn't.
The Lawyer-Not brought up to tell
the truth! What do you mean by
that:
The W'itncss-My folks intended me
for a lawyer.-Buffalo News.
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Then They Quit.
.l A..I

Then They Quit.
"What's the trouble herc:'
1.-The bellboys are on a strike"
Want more pay, l SUPPOSE"
mo. \ man came in q little while
ago and asked to have Waldislascz
Szcburczs pagcd.'-Chicago Herald.
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Her Easter Hat.

Her Easter Hat.
Her Easter hat,
So neat and pat.
Sat lightly on her ~tressts.
And breezy dips
From April's lips
Kissed it with their c~aresses.
Her Easter hat
SO lightly sat
That | forSave her yealninSs;
Although it lay,
I'm free to say,
Quite heavy on my earnings.
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Our Hero.
Weary Variety Agent-And what's
your particular claim to originality:
.Artist-I'm the only comedian who
has so far refrained from addressing
the orchestra as you in the TRENCH =
London Punch.
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Practical Reply

Practical Reply.
Eoardcr-Here's ii nickel | found in
tho hash.
Landlady-Yes. | put it there. You've
been complaining. | understand, about
lack of change in your mcals.-Boston
Transcript.
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Misunderstood.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
chubby, if 1 asked you for a check
for 500 what would o dog
"WelI-er-I believe that I'd give
you assent"
"Oh, you mean old thing"'-Baltl-
more American.