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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-11-27
4rdiibemt @ilipn
Dirb ii4 Hidt an Der in gsipssuns
ssfsstsH Srisoenstampasns bstbeis
Iisen.
Gr bdIt bic 3sit Oafiir nod niat &c.
tommeH.

WafbiRgtou, D. g., 26. 1oD
Der prGiioent WiliOu pirp iib ni5i
an Der aompagns betbeiIisen, bic in
ben Der: Staaten pie in anoersn ueu=
traIsn GGnoern inaugurirt tporbsn 1T,
I'm cine interndtionaIe Jriebenstunfss
reu3 81 Stanoe ;u bringen. Weun sr
aua nt4ts gsgen bic unoffi5isGe Be
Desung eiu5upenben bat, finb ibm
teine Ra6ridtsn aug europa ;uses
ganssn, bic Jpn gu Dem 9laubsn oers
anlafeu t0nnten, oab bic 3eit fir si.
nsn iol6eu Saritt gelsgen pdre.
9epeiden, in pelhen Der prdiibsnt
sriuat pirb, bic 9epeguns gu unters
itiiBsn, trafen tpdbrenb bes sanJen
9ases i'm Wsiben SalIie elm, unb am
Rahmittaa ma5te aud cine Selesas
tiou Don 6riebensapoitsIn benz 9rdiis
bsntsn ihre 4ufpartung.
Der prdiiosut IGbt fi6 BON ben
ameritanii9en bipIomatii6en ReprG,
ieHtanten iibsr bic StimmuHs in ben
triegfibrenSen 9dnbern einsebsnb gss
ridt eritutt.H, uno er f6entt Der ans
gelegen6eit bic gebiibreHos 9enhtung.
gs pirS in autoritatiber Weiis srs
tldrt, odb Der grdiibsnt oas Seinigs
oaju beitrdgen iperoe, I'M bem &ries
Elm Guoe gu MAIDEN, iubdIb bon irs
senb elmer Der triesfiibrenOsn NutiOs
Nen cine 9lnOeutuHg seHa9t pirb,
bab iOI4s 9smiibunsen pilItommeu
iein ipiirpen.
8as SriebsnsIhiff Senrp JorO's
pirb aber isinen Rsprdientanten Der
dmeritanii4n Rsgieruns on 8orb
ba6sn unb nen bic Situation ni1t
iu3piI9en cine aenberuns erfabren
iullte. pirb ii6 bic Regieruns nidt
on Der bsabfi6tistsn Srisbsnstonfss
ren3 betbeiIigen.
Der prdiibent nirb ipubri6einli9
teine offiSisle antiinOisuns nit Be
sua auf bic iebt i'm 9anse befinbIi4e
fyriebensidmpague MAIDEN, er Dirb
absr IOrtfabrsn. bem aauf Der @reiss
mile TOrsfdltis 5u fDlsen, I'm i'm
StutSe gu fein, bag Seinige gu tbln,
ipenn bic riftise 3eit tommt.
ssrau Rpfita Shipimmer BON llns
garn, unb Jrau GtbeI snopbeu, bic
Gat.tn zines britii@eu parIaulsnts'
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-11-27
Geuer.

= auf foipeit undufsetldrte Bsis
ie Tam seitrn Raamittas in benz
Sipeiten Sird bes &leiberseihdfts
Don 9pman MargoIis SO. 62S Deit
court StraB. Elm 6euer gum 4uss
bru9, bas einsn S9abtn Don ettpa
$500 anridtete, ebe Die SIammer DON
Der Geuerpebr seI0i5t iperoen tonn'
ten. Der Sdaben III bur9 @srii9s.
runs gsoedt.
= 9urt bas rlsbertoden eines nit
Cad sefiillten aeiTsIs ipurbe seftern
4berb in hen InIagsn Der Stanbarb
printing Snt Co., Ro. 1864 prpbis
bence StraBe elm 5suer peruria4t,
bas einen Shabsn pon ettpa 5000
anrihtete.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-11-27
0epIa8irte q e 0ensa T I.
siheres 8efden.

Griter glrhboIter: SD gIGibe,
Der Gbef miro eIeih NIT etnem 9ou-
nerpetter iiber iirts berfoIIen."
3peiter guf)bolter: y@iefo?"
eriter gutyboIter: ySeben sic
bod bic geoIfe ouf ietner Sttru'
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-11-27

Stnpar8en Meer su fabren absefdIas
gen babe. Usan slaubt bier, Dab bas
gerlangen geiteat ipurDs, I'm BON
SalaB aug bic &On3entriruna Der r4lfs
ltl4en 9ruppen i'm fiibli4en 8efIno'
6ien Az 6ebroben.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-11-27
8rieffaften.

alter a.f.r. Gin prdiibents
iddftstanbibat mub I'm 2dnbe sebos
rsn fem. feine GIiern Hi4t.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-11-27
ao,ernenbOfbI&t5e.

9elopebel (5Im Ofetruter)s
,SfapimntbdbIer, Sie finS 10 bln:in,
aIs b6tten Sie IdmrtIide Sretter,
bic bic @eIt beberteu, nrr'm aopiF
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-11-27
8rie@enlanb
Sot1 eiusspiIltst babeH
tbeilpeife su oem o. is
liftren.

@tben, 26. Ropsmbsr. Gem @er'
nebmeH mad bat 9ris6enlanb in eine
tbeilpstIs 0emobiliiiruns ieiner
9ruppen setpiIIist, I'M brinsenbe Grs
ipornifIe su madden. Gu6 ioIl es itt
rerpflittet 6aben, sinen SbeiI Ser
arie3ii8eu 5ruppeu ppn SalDniti 5il'
riidsu3ieben unb mad anoersn Yuntten
an Der @renSe su i4iden.
Giniae Der Reeieruresaeitun9en be-
taupten, bab bas &abinet be 5rage in
G-ipdgltna aesoaen babe, ob ni4t se'
ridtlid eesen ben friiberen prerter
geni3elps pprgeeonaen iperben oil,
neil sr in ieinem Wsanifeit isine ans
banger aufseforoert, lid bes Stim'
mems bei ben beporitsbenSen Bableu
su eutbaltsn.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-11-27
Seiterrst6tide &rtssss
f6iffe biirfeunidtbis
. ondub binalb 7 a + I

2onbpn, %. Topember. Gs tpirb
perTifert, bab Die rumGnti6e Resiers
una bas Griuhen ber behti6en nnS
Der oiterrei6tfden Resisruns, bub ibs
rem &riessi9iffen ssitottet perSe, bic
DDnau btnab bis natb GdIas uub bsm
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
Lat. But First.

Sir Thomas Upton. whose good
work for stricken Serbia is still bring
ing him unstinted praise from all
quarters. is, in spite or his great
wealth. man of very simple tastes.
Especially simple is'he in the matter
OF dress. a fact which was once re-
sponsible for very amusing incident,
Some years ago he advertised for a
number OF new assistants for his bus
mess. and he decided to interview
them all himself. On q certain morn
ing. therefore. be arrived early at his
Office to find long list of applicants
waiting outside.
"Ha. hal' chuckled.' says sir
Thomas when be tells the story. "as
pushed my way to the door. Good
strong men all OF theml Just the
fellows for ~
@Bashl was hurled across the
pavement. hit h lamp post. and found
myself In the gutter and then a deer
voice said
"sWot's your little game, eh? You
Just line UP behind and take your turn
with the rest OF u.s. '"-Pearsons.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
AGAIN TO BE FERTILE LAND
Building of Euphrates Dam Calculated
TO Restore the Prosperity Of
Oh mesopotamia.

With the completion of the Hindu
yeh balTage, on the River Euphrates,
the first step has been taken which
will ultimately turn Mesopotamia into
the fertile land 1t was in Biblical
times.
For ages the waters of the Tigris and
Euphrates have run to waste in the
desert, or accumulated in unwholesome
marshes, and devastation and the de-
cay of centuries have set their mark
upon enormous areas that once bios
somed as the rose In the great Baby
lonian plain, tradition has placed the
Garden of Eden, and the still visible
ruins of the old dams and canals show
how important part was played by
irrigation on the economic prosperity
of Chaldeasa and Babylon.
After lying dormant for ages as the
result of devastating wars, Tartar in
roads and Turkish apathy, fertility
is about to be restored to those desc
late regions as by the wave of ma
gician's wand.
The magician is the modern engi-
neer. in the person of Sir William
Willcocks, who in 1909 was commits
stoned by the Turkish government to
prepare an irrigation scheme. In Its
entirety Sir William Willcock's plan
enfailed an expenditure OF $75, 000,0 600,
andaib is the first portion Of the works
which were inaugurated.
The Hindiyeh barrage; At miles
south Of Bagdad. has been built just
above the town of Hindiyeh and to
the east of the present riverbed, and
It distributes, the waters OF the Eu'
pirates through regulators down the
old Hillah branch, past Babylon to
Hillah. II is 500 feet long and con.
sists of 30 arches fitted with sluice
gates 16 feet wide. The arches are
supported by piers 10 feet high and
four feet thick, with key piers measur-
ing II feet This structure rests upon
a, foundation OF three feet of concrete
and six feet of brickwork. Adjoining
the barrage is lock with 25-foot
opening for the use of the river traf-
f1c
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
ENGLISH LEARNING TO SHOOT
AZ Match for Boys. Assemblage Is
Amazed 10 Hear YounastefsCali :
on Father for BuIl's-Eye.

Young Astor,' said a Chicago edi-
tor. has just given 100000 to the
British Red Cross. l congratulated
him on his ardor last month in Lon
don. but he said, with laugh, that
such ardor was common all over Eng
land.
He said that all over England they
were learning rife shooting in their
patriotic ardor Now There was a rifle
shooting match not long ago in the
village OF Combe Martin for boys be-
tween fourteen and seventeen. 1t was
astonishing how many boys took part
In the match-the prize was sub
stantial one-and some OF the seven
teenryear-old youngsters had aston
ishingly mature faces.
.'As one of these urehins was in the
midst of a very brilliant display of
rife shooting. the assembly was
amazed TO hear a little boy In the
front row yell:
ICON on. .fatheri Hurrayl Give us
another bulls-eye.'"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
In the society Islands.

Pigs represent a kind of concrete
idea OF position among most of the
natives of the f5ociety islands. These
animals, in fact, are just as carefully
nursed as children. Only male pigs
ara esteemed, however. and are tied
all their lives to pole under little
roof, while tho soys run wild.
The pigs are carefully fed" writes
Doctor Speiser, but this. their only
pleasure, is spoiled by constant and
terrific toothache, caused by cruel
man, who has a horrible custom OF
knocking out the upper eyeteeth OF
the male. The lower teeth. finding
nothing to rub against, grow to a sur
prising size, first upward, then down..
until they again reach the Jaw, grow
on and on, through the cheek, through
the jawbone, pushing out a few other
teeth on the way. Then they come
out of the Jaw again and curve a sec
ond, sometimes a third, time. II the
poor beast lives long enough.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
Experience of q Nurse.

Poland, N. " In my experience as a
nurse / certainly think Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound Is great
medicine. wish all women with fe-
male troubles would take it. i took It
when passing through the Change Of
Life with great results and always re-
commend the Compound to all my pa
tents II l know Of their condition in
time. win gladly do all l can to help
others to know of this great medicine.
Mrs. HORACE NEWMAN, Poland, Her
kimer Co., N. Y. ia
II you are III do not drag along until
an operation Is necessary, but at once
take Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
fyou wantspeciala advice write
Lydia Il. Pinkham Medicine Co..
(confidentiaD Lynn, Mass.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
HIS WELL-cHosEM RESPONSE
Old Frenehman's Words, In Aeknowl.
edning Gift, Were Certainly Short
--' and the Point.

In certain country town there
lived an old Frenchman named lie
Blanc. One night some of his friends
gave him a surprise party and pre-
scented him with a watch chain. That
week the local paper printed an ac-
count of the affair, saying that In &C
knowledgment of the gift Mr.. LIE Blanc
responded in a few weil-chosen
words"
Curious. ;, to know what the old
Frenchman said. someone asked the
reporter who was present what those
"well-chosen words" were.
We'll, III tell you" he answered
When Charlie finished his presenta-
ton speech and held out the chain,
the old man-who had been cycling 1t
greedily all the. while-suddeniy
snatched it from his hand and ex-
claimed: "Py chez, dat was good
onel "-Youth's Companion.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
Eleo,rie Plan, In Arctic circle.

The "farthest north" electric plant
is being constructed at Mount Hope.
100 miles north OF the arctic circle.
There are 400 persons at this place.
and the plant Is being built by one
OF the missions.
The darkness at Mount Hope is In
tense during the long arctic night.
and the electric plant will supply pow
er for both light and heat. Engineers
at the University OF Pennsylvania. will
design the equipment.
The electricity will be generated by
wind power. as the wind at Mount
Hope is steady and seldom falls below
20 miles an hour.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
Hlqh Finance.

Henry dear" announced Mrs. Up
to date, Il guess you will have to ad.
NIT that am a pretty good business
manager after all. took Willie with
me to the movies this afternoon and
as 1t was raining when we came out
of the theater. gave Willie ten cents
car fare and had him hurry home and
setaan umbrella for me. In that way
! saved my new hat from being
ruined"
'-Uh, huh" replied Mr.. Up-to-date
Yes, see, my dear; but why the
Sam Hill didn't YOU both ride home for
your ten cents in the. first placer
Henry! You-boo hoo-you never
give me credit for anything l do!"-
Judge.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
EDITOR EXPLAINS AN ERROR
Indignant Citizen objects TO Being
Called -0reedy Jobber"-copy
Read Plainly "Fsobber."

See here" yelled the indignant cit
lien. az he entered tho office OF the
editor OF tho Daily Whoop. What dc
you mean by this article In yester.
days paper77
What IL it," asked the editor.
What Is it, shouted the indignant
citizen. why, you refer to me a. o
greedy iobber." =.
THAT Is too bad" replied the ed.
tor. IT Is typographical error. and
] am sorry 4; appeared as 1t did"
%. very well" answered the indig.
nant citizen. II accept your apology.
7 don't know how that fool limo
type man came 10 set the word Job
her," added the editor. Il wrote the
word 'robbsr' very plainly. "-Cinein'
natl Enquirer y.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
Avoiding complIeatIons.

Il understand Doppel 10 neutral"
And strongly entrenched. too"
How does that happen?"
His favorite barber IL a French
man and his fayorite bartender 10 q
German"
How about his favorite waiter?'
He doesn't have to be on his guard
while eating. His favorite waiter is a
waitress, hailing officially from Kan
sas City"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
or,tlna ,he ttIahes. aId.

Il could have done better than TO
marry you"
"A common cry among wives, my
dear. You women shouldn't blame IA
meA For Jour lack Of business acumen.
To assure yourselves that you have
married as well as possible you should
invite sealed yropoEa.s." =
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
No.hlno 10 Him.

Did Biabsons love affair have q
happy ending?"
7 presume so. saw bis former
fiancee the other day and she must
weigh at least 200 pounds"
do you suppose that makes Biab-
son happy7"
AT least II doesn't make him un-
happy. You see. she didn't marry
Blabson."
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
rhe Conductors Hope.

~ hope" said the car conductor.
pensively, after taking. the names of
the people who saw the lady lose her
balance, that women will vote. and
that they'll have a. political party of
their own and convention AND a
platform"
And then WHAT"
And that they'll advocate capital
punishment for anybody who gets on
the platform backward"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
Rain on the Diamonds.

Madge-no you think Mr.. Phan
loves you more than he does baseball
Maude-I really don't know. Last
night he told me that my eyes were
like diamonds.
Madge-That is sign of affection.
Maude-Then a little later he said
that when | cried it made him feel
like postponed game.-Judge.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
A eenevolent Re,usal.

Senator. l wish you would give me
a joo as your private secretary"
."oh, my boy responded the oily
senator. don't get mixed up with the
government service. Nothing to 1t.
Ruins a young man. Besides. ! have
promised that position to my SON.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

Mrs. Ayes. Belle Is married at
last. and do you know her husband Ii
the very man who proposed to her
ten years ago.
Mr.. ALSho ought to have married
MIN then.
Mrs As--Oh. my dear. he was really
quite too old for her at that time.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
lIuat So.

~The frst OF our Line. Sir Higgledy
Plggledy. founded the family fortunes
with grist mill he raa-"
When did he run this grist mill?"
Back in 1860 or thereaboats."
oh. yes. I've often heard that
those were the times when knighthood
was ir -four"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
NEGLECT YOUR SCALP
And Lose Your. Hair. cutlcura Pre-
vents It. Trial Free.

Cuticura Soap shampoos cleanse
and purify the scalp of dandruff while
the Ointment soothes and heals the
irritated scalp skin. Dandruff and
itching are hair destroyers. Get ac-
quainted with these supercreamy emol-
lients for the skin and scalp.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, chticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.--Adv.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
IN ALL. OUR
NEIGHBORHOOD
There Is Hardly A Woman
Who Does Not Rely Upon
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.
Princeton, Ill. =" had inflammation,
hard headaches in the back of my neck

and a weakness all
caused by fem a lie
trouble, and | took
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Veg ia bic Com
pound with such ex-
cellent results that |
am now feeling fine.
/ recommend tn 9
Compoundand praise
it to all. | shall be
d to have you
publish my letter.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
what aa.s tlsea Etc.

The new roomer Was disappointed.
4 thought tho rooms were all fin
dshsd In hardwood" be limited.
They used all that In atnffng the
mattresses" re1oined the one who bad
lived there four yearz- because he WAS
always behind with his rent"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

Say, old man." quoth the farmer. Il
wish you'd train my son TO be law
yer IN your ONCE. There's nothing in
farming"
I'm do H." assented the lawyer.
provided you1l taRe my son on your
farm There's nothing IN the law
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
A NlckeI.piatsd Romance.

They say Wayne married the
meanest man In town"
Il should think 30. Why. where
do you think be took her for . we'd
ding tour7''
'sWheref"
-on q round trip in . jitney bus"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

II notice In the paper" gasped the
Washington hostess. that Senator
oeewhiz was not reelected TO the next
congress
What OF that7"
And was Just about 10 ask him
TO dinner"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

There's burglar In the house" she
.sAfd IN frightened tones.
what OF ~" asked her more or less
better half from beneath the blankets,
Il have never yet uncovered myself
yor any man." he added with due
hauieur
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
Pot and Kettle.

How ignorant that woman is." said
Mrs. Gaussip~to her caller. "she and
went,,to the Zoo the other day. and
I thought would laugh outright when
she called the giraffe q 'carafe.' The
Joke of II was. the animal wasn't Q
giraffe at all, 1t was camomile."
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

Learn to do one thing and learn
to do 1t WELL" remarked the ready
made philosopher.
'Yes," answered the pessimist; but
by the time you have done that
somebody not quite SO conscientious
has got the Job"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
Smooth OnforY.

Hes smooth politician, all right"
I'm swhat wayg"
''Didn't you notice In his speeches he
never referred to the workingmen:s
humble cottages?"
mo; what did he call them7" =
Always he said: You In your
modern bungalows.'P -.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

Mr.. Gedcon-Do yon rernefnber.'
Jose. where | put my. cigarettes the
other night7
Jose-So, I don't. slr..
M Cedeon-These servants, They
never remember anything - Santiago
tChile) Successes.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
No Luck either Way.

$50 you believe Friday IL unlucky?'
"Yassuh," replied Mr.. Erastus Pink
ley. IF Ebegins sumpin, on FridAy
it's liable to turn out unincky; an
den, agin. eef puts II OF an don't
begin 1t on Friday. OATS fable to'be
unIucky. too"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

e MRS. links is always away down
In the depths and making herself
miserable, yet she seemed much sur
pr1sed when her husband decamped
in q hurry" - -
Then his fight was really q bolt
from the blue"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
Whenever You Need . General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as =
General Tonic because It contains the
well known tonic properties OF QUININE
and IRON. II acts on the Liver, Drives
out Malaria. Enriches the Blood and
Builds up the Whole System. SO cents
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

Under the direction OF an English
engineer New Zealand plans to spend
about s2.500.000 to develop its water
power resource.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

Lady OF House Ito tramp who has
Just jumped over picket fence)-
You've got a tremendous nerve TO
come over that fence.
Tramp-Not only nerve. madam:
think / displayed considerable ability
ss well.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
A Chain Of An.aannIam.

Are your relations with JawiEins
friendly?"
NO. answered Mr. Growcher.
That's one reason why ! don't like
my relations"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
New Broom.

Mrs. Bacon--Do you believe new
broom sweeps clean?
Mrs. Egbert-It does II new girls
got hold of 1t.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

A man may be as much fool from
the want OF senslpility as the want of
sense.--Mrs Jameson.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
Is Her

Are you the head of the family?"
Ssh! Yes; but don't tell my wife
said so"--Fuf.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

A mouse scares woman almost as
badly as a milliner's bill scares .
man.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

Female Twin Pardon my d.
sheseled appearance; ! have; but just
come from tlEs BATH e
Male Twin Soul--"Another habit In
common. How sweet!''
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24
Keen Disappointment.

Congressman Blowster says he
didn't think much Of the San Fran
cisco fair
Il think | know the reason why
"Well?"
He hoped to launch a presidential
boom while ou- there. but 1t failed to
materialize.'
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

Like Trouble.
Jim, you had better not 60 into this
spelling bee"
why not?" 49, 4
Because. with your limitations.
you'll find yourself In . hornets nest"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

There Is scarcely neighbor around me
who does not use your medicine. - Mrs.
J.F. Johnson, r. No. 4, Box so, Prince
ton, Illinois.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

Approurtate Endiuo.

Those Joy riders certainly did meet
with fitting finish"
How sep ~
"They colIided with the electric trou.
Bile wagon
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

Your imagination is the principal In
gradients in good time
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-09-24

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