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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16

The Coast Defense sprung q sur
prise 81 the \. NJ @. A. bowling league
last evening by winning their first
match Of the season. The p. B. G.,
rolling below form. were the victims
OF the artillery attack
In the first game the Coast Defend
ers nosed victory by the margin OF
one pin. This is the fifth one-pin fin
fish of the p. B. c. and the second
defeat. The second game was clean.
cut victory for Staytoh's men, $50 to
500. The last game went to the p.
b. C. by wide margin, $40 to 701.
Total pinfall went to the p. B. C.
by IS pins. This Is the second time
this week that the losing club has
had the consolation Of high pinfalL
Captain Stayton was high man for the
winners with an average Of 165. Goe-
big had high game. 1913. John Comes
average OF 175 was high for the even
ing. Bell shared high score OF the
p. B. C. with Captain Comes.
Practically the last chance to catch
the Colts viii be the match this even
ing, when the Signal Corps win essay
the task. Should Chamberlain's men
capture this contest, II will be smooth
sailing for them to the championship
Of the league, which closes May 6.
II the Signal Corps can win it win
give the Honolulus q chance to catch
up with the Colts. Last nights scores ::
- = n n = -
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16
GERMANY REGRETS COLONIAL
LOSS.

ROTTERDAM, Holland German
newspapers express regret that Ger
many did not more adequately protect
her foreign possessions so that they
could have become strong cOaIing sta
tons and centers for naval operations
The Tageszetung. commenting on the
loss of the Dresden, says:
The final results have proved that
it is impossible to have power on the
ocean without strong points of sup,
port on land. That our cruisers were
able to remain on the oceans so long
as they did was simply due to indi-
viduaI qualities. The only real sue,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16
BATTERY B ABLE
TO TAKE A FALL
OUT OF LEADERS
Field Artillery League.

Especial Star-Bulletin Correspondence
SCHOFIELD BARRACKS, April 16.
There were two games on the Arttl-
lery diamond yesterday. Battery B
managed to take the first game from
Battery c by the close score of 6-5.
Norris and his B Battery team seem
to be the only aggregation that can
take fall out of Millers Little Gil
ants" ~ -. .....~.
The victory resulted from the B
battery players ability to collect nina
hits from Gatley's delivery in seven
innings. Stoll, the b twirler, was able
to keep the G Battery hitters well uil-
der control most of the game and he
whiffed eleven batters. >s.-
Fouquette, the clever B Battery
catcher, acquired three hits and. a
base on balls out of four times at bat,
and his last hit won the game.
Battery B took the lead in the first
inning and kept II until the sixth when
Jordan hit safely and was scored by
Gatley's single making the sheet read
SIS. ,...s- ~ g..
In the B Battery part Of the eighth,
Baurtnut and Frazier singled and the
former came home on Fouauette's hit
to right. This proved to be the win
ming tally. -
Score by innings:
R HE
Battery B 10000 o. o-6 IL 8
Battery C o 90131 o o 0-5 6 4
Batteries-Stoll and Fouquette for
B; Galley, Moore and Ryan for c.
Three basehit, Whitfield. Two base
lift, Stoll. Bases on balls, OF Galley
/. Struck out, by Galley 4; by Moore
q; by Ston II. Passed balls, Ryan 2.
Umpire, Hollingsworth. r. $685.
Erratic Game. -: +
The second game Of the double
slippery field. Battery E defeated A
1879. ssz Il. / T..
Burnett worked well in the box for
A Battery, striking ont eleven batterss
in eight innings, but was forced to re-
tire in the eighth In favor of Robert
son. In plucky attempt to catch up
in the eighth period, Battery A put
over six runs but they couldn't catch
the E team. i
Score by innings,
r.. -. -. HE
Battery E 203 o 2 O. 1-13 10 s
Battery A o o o o 8 o o 6 % IL g.
Batteries-Burnett, Robertson AID
Wilkinson for A; CARRIER, Curran, and
Henderson for E. Home run, Curran.
Three basehit, Curran. Two basehit,
WILKINSON and Ulmar. Bases on
balls, or Burnett g. Struck, out, by
Burnett II, by Robertson 2, by Gar
Der 4, by Curran 4. Umpire, Holdings
worth. I'll
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16
Want TO
SEE SOLONS IN
BASEBALL SUITS

That a large sum will be realized
from the proceeds of the Legislature
q. s. s. Maryland baseball game at
Athletic park tomorrow for the F-4
submarine relief fund is indicated
from the manner in which members
of both the senate and the house OF
representatives are buying admission
tickets. Speaker Holstein is acting as
ticket agent for the house and today
Representative C. H. Brown climbed
on the band wagon" and purchased
10 tickets. He indicated that he would
bring machine load to the ball
grounds in addition,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16
THE TWO PITCHERS
BY VIM. r. KIRK.
(An Unpopular Song

6N VIM. '. kIHH.
The silver moon was shining
On the lonely Jersey coast;
A pitcher brave was pinIng
For the girl he loved the most.
The fair young girl did notice,
He drunk some beer that day;
So when he asked her for her hand,
These here words she did say
CHORUS.
Il knew another pitcher once,
A pitcher much like you:
My dear old father cherished il
When 1t was full of brew.
He slipped from il so eagerly
The foam got on his brow;
| knew another pitcher once
As full as you are now"
The brave young pitcher shuddered
At these words so sort and low;
He never took another drink
At least, he told her so.
They're married now and scrappy
In city far away;
He votes for Prohibition,
Since these harsh words she did say
CHORUS.
Il knew another pitcher once" ct
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16
FRUIT TRADE WITH
ARGENTINA Is AIM
lBy Latest MALL

SACRAMENTO, Cal-W. G. Scott
Of Inyo county has given the chamber
Of commerce information which may
IN the end lead to considerable export
business to Argentina provided the
iobbers of Sacramento become inter.
ested. B. Van Bokhelen, formerly OF
San Francisco, has made investiga
tons, 1t is said, and has decided that
there is q splendid field in that coun-
try for products that are raised in
largest quantities in Sacramento eoun'
ty and the Sacramento valley, says
the Union --..-.
He calls attention to the fact, for
example, that pears sell as high as
$1.50 a dozen, and that there is a
dearth of potatoes, dried fruits and
other food products generally raised
in the Sacramento valley.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16
BIsMARck's BIRTHDAY.
LRv Associated Press-l

BERLIN. - The Tooth birthday a
Bismarck, which fell on April l., was
celebrated with special ceremony thS
year. The day fell in the Easter va
cation. so the minister of education
promulgated an order for an advanez
celebration to- be inludged in by al
classes and by all schools. 81
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16

Governor Holcomb accepted the
resignation of Maj. Frank l.. Wilcox
as commander of the First Company,
Governors Footguards. Maj. Wilcox
has been connected with the organic
alton since 1905 and its major since
1908
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16

Joe Birmingham. manager Of the
Maps, thinks Connie Mack made a
wise move when he secured Nap La
5oie to plug up the infeld gap left by
the sale of Eddie Collins. Birmingham
declared recently that Lajoie is still a
premier bail player. despite his age.
He had little trouble with mis- legs
last year." said birmingham. but.
playing between Barry and McInnis
this will ne~er be noticed. Larry Will
be hitting above 800 this year, too, o.
I miss my guess"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16

cess would have been If the sea trad
of the enemy had been so damaged
as to cut off his supplies. We oughl
to have known these things before
hand. but our foreign stations were
very slack"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16

Six persons were injured when an
Erie passenger train jumped the track
at Pompton Lake, N. J.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16
SEAWALL SOL DIERs
MANAGE TO BREAK OUT
OF THE MAIDEN CLASS
soWLINo PERcENTAoEs.

last nights rnsteh--coast Defense,
2: P. Q. G., I.
Tonlsnt.s match Signal Corps W.
chambsrlalH's colts.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16

Lieut.. Samuel Peacock of the coast
guard cutter Miami sent in his resig-
nation because he refuses to be vac
cinatcd for smallpox.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

NEW YORK, N. Y, April 15-
Baseball results in the big leagues
today:
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
At Observation-Disclosures 7, Boston
I.
At New York-New York 2, Brook
Ign o.
At Cineinnati-cincinnati 2, Pitts
burg I.
At chicaso-St. Louis 4, Chicago 2.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16

STAR-BULLETIN GIVES YOU
TOBAY'S NEWS TO-DAY
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16
AMERICAN IEAGuE

At Washinaton-New York 3,
Washington I.
At PhiIadeIphia-6oston 5, PhiIadeI-
phia 3.
At Detroit-Detroit 5, Cleveland 4.
At st. Louis-chicago is, St. Louis
o.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16
NATIONAL GUARD BULLETIN


Hotel and
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-04-16

n SSOCIATED PRESS dispatches
~ from Chicago last night stated
that the worlds record for the
The Monticellonian., 1915-08-19
 Cool Reoues st.

Would you be kind enough to re- turn my photograph2' she wrote. I gave 1t to you in a moment of girlish folly. and have since had occasions 10 regret that I was so thoughtless Ill such matters.
 Of course she pictured that photo graph framed and hung up in his room, and was inclined to think that he would part from 1t with deep re- gret Just why she wanted il returned is immateriat. Of course, he had of tended her in some way, and she wished to test his love, but it is uh- necessary to inquire how.
 The answer to her note came the following day.
 T regret" it read, that l am un. able at this late date to pick out your photograph However. I send you my entire collection. numbering little over 800. and would request that you return all except your own by passen ger train at my expense
The Monticellonian., 1915-08-19
CONVEY MUCH IN FEW WORDS
Repartee Apt to Be Keen and Singing.

It has been said that the Japanese are as apt and unique in their proverbs as they are in their works Of art. What, for example, could be more ap- propriate to men in certain desperate circumstances than this: Man may shout when he can no longer swim 2' While the tongue works the brain sleeps, is another saving of the Jap anese, which expresses their contempt for loquaeieHs persons.
 The Japanese are quick at repartee their wit is keen and tempered and they can often administer perfect snab in brief. terse form. in iliustra- ton of this there may be cited the fol. lowing instance
 There was being tried in court a case involving the possession and own ership of a piece of property. The lit igants were brothers The holder, who was clearly not the rightful owner. had assaulted and elected his brother and was protesting his right to defend his claim.
 The examining magistrate listened yery patiently to him until he closed with the words. Even a eur may bark at his own gate Then the judge quaintIy voiced the Judgment. as il stating all abstract point of law, "A dog that has no gate bites at his own risk
The Monticellonian., 1915-08-19
MORE COOPERATION NEEDED
Graphic Story of lneffciency of Dis. tributon System in Florida
 General Union Essential.

Our Inefficient system of distribu- ton is one of the drags on the agri. culture of the country today. Tn al most every case when there is a req sonaby big crop to move is absolute ly breaks down. Here is what is go- ing on right now in Florida. as told by a writer for the Cleaner. who is travelling in that state.
 Talk about grapefruit and or angesl Here you find them by the wagon load Trees hanging full truly, nature has dealt all too boun- tifully with her subjects. Grapefruit, nice large grapefruit; only 15 cents a dozen,' was the cry of a vender on the streets of Bardentown this morn ing. Oranges. oranges. nice upriyer oranges, cent apiece. so cents a hundred,' was the cry heard at Jacksonville. The orange and grape fruit growers of Florida are simply passing through the same experience as our Michigan apple growers passed through last fall. Thousands of crates If grapefruit went to waste in Florida during April. Thousands of crates of oranges fell from the trees and routed on the ground during the same time. Grapefruit and or anges-these delicious fruits from the tropics rotting on the ground-can it be possible9 Yes. and why not2 The apple is the most delicious fruit on earth. and hundreds of bushels routed On the ground right in Michigan last year. Then why not oranges and grapefruit in Florida But you say: I haven't had enough grapefruit or or anges: they are still expensive in the North. It's the old, old cry: Water, water everywhere. and not a drop to drink Some day a solution for this problem of distribution will be found. and then overproduction will no longer appear as the skeleton at the feast
 And vet some persons wonder at the growth of cooperation. and the intro duction of more logical system of dis tribution The queer thing is that CO., operation is not increasing more rap idly. A general union among the producers must be obtained before the most profitable agriculture will be ablished.-Farmer Mail and Breeze.
The Monticellonian., 1915-08-19
COTTON MAKES NEW RECORD
Crop of 1914 Largest Ever Produced, Says Census Report-TotaI for
 Texas 4,5e2,f12 Bales.

The American cotton crop of 1914 was the largest ever produced. having reached 16,1349 equivalent 500. pound bales. which. if placed end to end, would reach more than half around the world at the equator. That figure announced by the census bu- reau, is the government final report. It removes any doubt whether last years crop exceeded the former rec ord crop of 1911 and shows that 442,- 229 equivalent 500-pound bales more were grown last year than in 1911.
 These statistics are 32.7S7 bales more than the census bureaus pre- liminary estimate of last March, and 16S,930 bales more thaa estimated by the department of agricu1ture's crop reporting board last December. Lin ters cotton, now being used exten- sively in manufacturing shells for big guns, amounted to 791, ,464 bales, making total production of 16,926.- 394 equivalent 500-pound bales of cot ton including linters.
 Texas alone produced more than one-fourth of the crop. 4.592.f .f12 bales; Georgia one-sixth of the crop. 2,7lS,- 037 bales Those states, with Ala bama. South Carolina. Oklahoma and Mississippi, produced more than four ffths of the entire crop. Alabama total was f,75f,375 bales; South Caro- lima 1533,810; Oklahoma, 1,26..176. and Mississippi, 1,245.535 The re- mainder of the Is cotton-growing states each grew less than one million bales.
 Ellis county. Texas. was the banner cotton county of the United States, having grown 143,714 bales, or approx imately 75 per cent more than the entire crop of Missouri or Florida about three times that of California, and nearly six times that of Virginia.
The Monticellonian., 1915-08-19
COTTON DISCOUNTS THE WAR
Prices Fall Off While Demand for Raw Product increases as More Men
 Are Impressed Into Army.

With a realization of the serious ness of the latest German note, the exchanges of the country acted with what looked to be marked ineonsist- eney. Stocks rose generally in price. and cotton sold off sharply. Why? No cotton is going to Germany any way, and it would appear that the threat of war would have the effect of depressing anything in the way of security. Whereas, the same threat of war in a larger theater would tend to promise an increased consumption of cotton
 The point of view of the markets probably was that. with the United States threatened with war, there would ensue feverish if unnatural activity in industries generally; whereas the consumption of cotton in quantities large enough to take care of the predicted crop and the surplus is a thing that must hinge on peace.
 As to stocks. the view is probably sound. especially since war would automatically end the liquidation of any German-held securities As to cotton. the case is not so plain, since every man impressed into an army or set to work in a foundry adds just so much to the demand which the mills must meet. and to the raw prod uct that the mills must take from the farmer.-Columb tS. C.) State.
The Monticellonian., 1915-08-19
Farmers Educational I and Co-0peratiive III Union of America
i Matters # Especial Moment to J the Progressive Agrieulturist

l pony of brandy is fiery steed
 IT you would get even with a man pay him what you owe him.
 No man likes to take his own medi- cine. There is nothing so bitter.
 An old bachelor says woman's tongue is an organ without stops.
 IT you can't help along the van of progress, at least keep out of it's way.
 Politics, like any other disease. hurts worse the more one thinks about l it.
 When man displays his temper he is merely making show of him self.
 There is not enough of the con- munity spirit among our rural dis l tricts
 The man who has never failed has never tried anything that wasn't done l before
 The more glasses a man looks through the more strange things he will see.
 By doing your thinking in advance you save yourself the trouble of l apologizing afterwards
 "Old men for counsel. young men for war may be true, but lawsuits l are popular with all ages
 It's surprising how much more will ing man is to give up his turn in a dental parlor than in barber shop
 If we married wives with as much care as we trade horses, Solomon in all his glory would be eelipsed by our wisdom.
 When the world gets down to the basis of paying cash for everything we will hear no more about the high cost 1 of living.
 There's some hope for the fool who is willing to learn. but there's posi- lively none for the fool who insists on being the teacher.
 The Quality Egg club. a cooperative selling organization of Lyon county farm women in Kansas, is doing s1,000 worth of business a week.
 When a man comes into the house and slips his wife a $10 bill that ] she didn't know he had she always wonders what it is that he's been doing that he's trying to cover up.
The Monticellonian., 1915-08-19
CREDITED TO THE BosTONESE
Proverbs With Which Most Are Fa= miliar Set Forth Clothed in
 New Language

If upon the initiative attempt sue cess eludes your efforts, repeat the operation ad infinitum.
 It is an exceedingly lengthy byway that fails to produce some tangible evidence to prove that it's natural ten dencies point to an apparent longing to execute right angle.
 When the household feline has tenn. porarily vacated the premises, the small rodents will undoubtedly take advantage of her absence to partiei- pate in unseemly gambols commen- surate with the joyous occasion.
 The operation of conveying a beast of burden in the general direction of the trough containing aqua distilla may prove to be one of comparative ease. but the process of inducing the quadruped to partake of the contents thereof is often a matter of eonjee- ture. to be determined only by the ayowed inclination of the animal in question.-Judge.
The Monticellonian., 1915-08-19
CALOMEL |S MERCURY. II S|CKENS!
 STOP USING SAL|VATNG DRUG
Don't Lose Days Work! If Your Liver Is Sluggish Bowels
 Constipaed Take "Dodson's Liver Tone."-lts Fine

You're biliousi Your liver is slug gish! You feel lazy. dizzy and all knocked out. Your head is dull. your tongue is coated; breath bad; stopach sour and bowels eonstipated But don't take salivating ealomel It makes you sick, you may lose a days work
 Calomel is mercury or quicksilver which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel crashes into sour bile like dynamite. breaking it up That's when you feel that awful nausea and cramp- ing
 If you want to enjoy the incest, gen. tlest liver and bowel cleansing you ever experienced just take a spoonful of harmless Dedsons Liver Tone. Your druggist or dealer sells you 50eent bottle of Dodsons Liver Tone under my personal money-back guarantee that each spoonful will clean your
The Monticellonian., 1915-08-19

sluggish liver better than a dose Of nasty calomel and that 1t won't make you sick.
 Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You'll know it next morn. ing because you will wake up feeling fine, your liver will be working, your headache and dizziness gone. your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular You will feel like working. youn be cheerful full of vigor and ambition
 Dodsons Liver Tone Is entirely vegetable therefore harmless and can. not salivate. Give if to your children! Millions of people are using Dodson's Liver Tone instead of dangerous cal. omel now. Your druggist will tell you that the sale of calomel IS almost stopped entirely here.
The Monticellonian., 1915-08-19
DIVERSIFICATlON IS NEEDED
If Southern Agriculture Is to Progress as 1t Should King Cotton Must
 Be Dethroned.

Authentic reports show that the cot ton acreage planted this year is about 15 per cent less than last. or approxi- mately one-sixth the normal amount. The condition of the crop is about the same as year ago.
 Diversified crops and live stock, which are so greatly needed in the southern states, are on the gain, but fail to show the increase they should. This is another illustration of lost op- portunities.
 If southern agriculture is going to progress as it should. King Cotton must be dethroned and other crops substituted, with live stock as the balance wheel in rounding out the un- surpassed possibilities of this natural ly favored farming section.-Farmers' Review
The Monticellonian., 1915-08-19
CURED OF PELLAGRA;
 WOMAN IS so HAPPY

Ratlir, Mlss.-Ida Creel, of this place, writes: T am enjoying fine health, bet ter than I have in years. My weight is He; when l began taking your treatment 1t was 9s. I sure can praise your treat ment; can eat anything l want and 1t don't seem to hurt me ?
 There Is no longer any doubt that peI- lagra can be cured. Don't delay until it is too late t is your duty to consult the FesoaFeefai Baughn.
 The sgmptoms-hands red like sunburn, skin peeling of. sore mouth, the lips. throat and tongue a flaming red. with much mucus and choking; indigestion and nausea. either diarrhoea or constipation.
 There is hope; get Baughn's big Free book on Pellagra and learn about the remedy for PeIlagra that has at last been found Address American Compromising Co, box 20S7, Jasper. Ala. remembering money is refunded in any case where the remedy fails to eure-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-08-19
 PrenaEnu.

In one of the southern states the negroes are great patrons of matri- monial agency. One darky. anxious to find wife for his son. went 10 this agent. who handed him his list of lady clients. Running through this the man came upon his own wife's name, entered as desirous Of obtain ing a husband between the ages of twenty.eight and thirty.
 Forgetting about his son. the darky hurried home to announce his discov- cry to his wife She was not at all disturbed
 Yes. she said. "T done give him my name puts it down when you was so sick in de winter and de doctor says he must prepare for de worst. - Chicago Journal.
The Monticellonian., 1915-08-19
Good Address,

Joseph E. Widener. the millionaire sportsman, was talking in Newport about homes.
 Philadelphia is the city of homes. '' he said. but if your home is north Of Market street you are considered. socially speaking. out of it. Your home must be south Of Market street you must live down toWn-ff you would be d social personality in Phila- delphia..
 And yet. after all. said all English. man. what difference does 1t make where a man 1iYes2a
 It makes all the difference in the world. said MT. Widener "A fact that is well remembered about Di- egenes today Is that he lived in a tub"