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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04
REGULATE YOUR BOWELS AND STOP
COLDS, HEADACHES, SOUR STOMACH

take the excess bile from your liver
aud carry off the decomposed waste
matter and constipation poison from
the bowels
Cascaret tonight will st-alshicn
va out by morning. 10-cen- BOX
be, IS your head clear, st9macl SWEET.
iir.s ami bowels regular and you ieel
uglv tor months. Don't forget BE
CT ldren--their little insides need a
GOOD. gentle cleansing. too.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04

Turn the ras,ais ouf-the headach
billousness. Indigestion, constipation.
the sick. sour stomach ana bad colds
turn them out tonight with cas-
carets
Don't put in another dag Of dis
tress. Let Cascarets cleanse and
sweeten your stomach. remove The
sour. undigested and fermenting
food and that misery-making gas:
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04
The Storytellers
Nothing Doing.

Two New Workers of some expert
ence IN travel other than by the rapid
transit lines Of the metropolis were
telling hard luck stories. About the
worst | ever got up against" said one,
was buying from a Connecticut Yam
kee what was represented to be "A
puliet and. by gravy it turned out 10
be hen 50 old she couldn't lay fresh
eggs Hard lines, hard lines!"
sighed the other who had a red nose
But think Of me being marooned for
q whole month in a Kansas town
which was so teetotally temperance
that even the cows had gone dry at
the last electiOnl"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04
A Discrimination.

Bobbie (reading from a book to his
little sister)-"Upon her knees the
poor victim prayed for mercy, but the
merciless knife of the slayer descend
ed"
Rev Goode (who has Just called
brother Downs, how does it hap
pen that you allow your children TO
read those cheap, trashy novels?
Mr. Downs-Why, that is your re-
cent book of missionary life in Tur-
kew
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04
TAXATION.

The most important question bee
fore the New Meaico legislature Is
that u taxation. Until Il IL settled,
county salaries and other bills are
comparatively Insignificant This Is
time Tor The pIalnesi q speaking
10 generalitics. Just nov. Il may be
come necessary 10 be plainly specific
later.
The following facts should be clear
is understood at this time:
I. No one who " simply interest
"a IN the welfare OF the state as a
whole can question the fact that a
contral board. with vide powers Of
original Jurisdiction. Is fundamental.
THE opponents object to a board with
wider Jurisdiction than tho old board
~ equalization had. .
2. The personnel Of the board
must be Of the highest character aud
ability. Those who want just aud
eguable taxation favor a commission
u three az salaries Of $4,000 each; the
opponents object that such salaries
are excessive and propose as a sub
slitute I'VE men at $4,000 each. In
this eontradictory position. the oppo-
nents Of the measure lose sight q
the fact that il Il not so important
aa "a what the salaries 81 the board
shall De a. what powers the board
shah have.
q The opposition te an adequate
tax Inv forgets that II a sane legisla-
turo IS not permitted TO pass just
hui. an insane legislature, not unlike
some that have afflicted Arizona and
oklahoma. will pass bill. probably
extremely unjust. st no distant day.
ia manner highly Injurious 90
the Interests Of the state. The Grass
stupidity Of capital has been respon-
slble for the wave Of radicalism that
has swept over the country. just as
the aslnine greed q the liquor In
terests has boon responsible for the
success Of tho prohibition movement
Neither class learns, except IA the
dear school Of experience.
4. II the people who oppose the
enactment Of just Law had good
sense. if they wero not blinded by "a
holed for Immediate advantage, they
would Tor purely selfish purposes 1t
TOT nothing elise. favor the listing Of
an taxable property on the assessment
rolls We have The best Of authority
for saving that fully forty per cent
Of the land Of the state, held by pri-
waite ownership does not appear on
the tax rolls No system 81 eQualiza-
tlon viii remedy this evil a strong
central power with express authority
Is necessary
Il Is to be hoped that Interests dis
posed 10 dodge taxes VIII under
stand the gravity Of the situation It
would he unfortunate for political
campaign 10 be waged in This state
directed AGAINST certain corporations.
as the Hiram Johnson campaign was
directed AGAINST the Southern Pacific
Railre8d company And d fair tax law
would brns 10 the surface enough
property, not now paying taxes, 20
save certain interests from actually
paying more taxes than they arr pay
ing now.
But unless there IS q change Of
sentiment on the subject, unless there
Is a fair law, in fact, as ven as Ia
name. we shan soon see ihe dema.
eogue flourish ia New Mexico. Ike q
sreea hay tree
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04
\ Desirable Change.

A wealthy but misery baronet was
celebrated for having a magnificently
decorated dining room, while his
viands were very few A celebrated
wit was invited to dine on certain
occasion. and the host asked him if
he didn't think the room elegant
Yes was the reply. but it is not
quite to my taste
And what change would you
make?" asked the host.
We'll, answered the wit, IF this
were my house, you Know. ! would
ave'-looking at the ceiling-"less
gliding and"-here he glanced fur
lively al the dining table-"more
carving
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04

The head Of the relief commission
Is putting II up 20 Germany and Aus
tria for pledges that ne food from
the United states shall be comman-
dcered for the men In the field.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04

Then you don't think ] practice
what l preach, eh?" queried the min
lister, in talking with one Of the dea-
cons at a meeting
NO, sir | don't" replied the dea-
con. You've been preachin on the
subject of resignation for two years
an ye haven't resigned yet
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04
Took No Chances.

draw a pitcher of cider. When he
got back the guest commended him.
You must have good Judgment to
fill the pitcher so accurately in the
dark without running it over
"Aw that amt hard, replied John
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04
AMERICAN CUR, Rr-"

What Is meant in Germany by cul-
ture IL nearly the equivalent Of our
English word "eficiency.' In that the
Germans excel all other peoples. but
they dc not excel in the meaning Of
the term sculiurs. a. Il is all too
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04

Who is that lady dressed in
black, MOTHER" asked Bobby as he
sat with his mother on a ferry boat.
That is a sister of charity, my
boy" replied his mother
Bobby pondered deeply for a mo-
ment, and then said. which is she,
mother, Faith or Hope"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04
\ sELF-INFLIoTED BLOCKADE.

f-NNW UTk WOlIu1
Is Count ven Bernstorff quite sure
Of his ground when he says that ship
ments q grain % Germany intended,
liAe the cargo of the Wilhelmina, for
the use Of civilians. viii not be az
'Iec'ed by The recent order OF con-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04
ANE by ANE.

AHe by ane they gang ava,
The Gatherer gathers great an sma'
Ane by ane mak's anu an a.
AYE when ape sets doun the cup,
Ane ahlnt maun tax Il up;
Yet thegither they will sup.
Golden-heided. ripe an strong.
shorn will be the hairst ere lang,
syne begins a better song,
George Macdonald.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04
WOULD THAT MY TONGUE COULD
UTTER.

UTTER.
Break. break, break,
As you've done heretofore. Marie
And / would that my tongue could
utter
The thoughts that arise in me.
oh. well for the fish wife scOld,
With her Billingsgate unpent:
Oh, well for the manners Of good
Queen Bess,
Who swore to her hearts content,
Break, break. break.
Your month is soon up, Marie
But the priceless pieces of my Limo
ges
Win never come back To me.
Viola Brothers Shore.
In New York Mail
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04

Speaking about work. there is lot
of people who would be pleased "a
have seven days a week.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04

ny. Yer see. when the cider got up
to the first joint Of my thumb !
stopped"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-04
To investigate Rural credits.

Washington. Feb. 3.-The house
banking committee today adopted a
resolution for the appointment Of a
committee of four senators and five
representatives to investigate rural
credits and to report at the next SEES
sion OF congress. The investigation
would relate To personal credits ard
not land credits The committee vot-
ed down proposition looking to land
credits legislation
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-04
CENSORS INCONSISTENT,
BRITISH PRESS CLAIMS
lAssocInisd Press correspondenee.l

London. April iG.--The inconsis-
tcucjes Of the British censorship
causes the Daily News 10 remark edi-
torialiy:
"As every newspaper knows To its
sorrow. the censor has the strangest
notions OF what should be suppressed
even quotations from Sir John
French's dispatches or from stand
ard works and political discussions,
which can by no stretch of fancy re-
veal military or naval secrets, have
been known to tall under his ban"
After saying that the papers are all
more than willing 10 assist In Keeping
useful Information away from the
Germans the editorial continues.
"What the press does find hard to
hear with patience Is discrimination
By the censor between journal and
journal, ana the extension OF the CEN
sorship to matters which ought to be
entirely outside its ken. An illustra-
ton OF both these offenses occurred
this week Monday evenings papers
were allowed to mention that a full
PAGE appeal to the American people
had appeared In the American press,
but they were not allowed to mention
thr subject Of the appeal The next
day however. a morning paper was
allowed to tell us that the appeal was
against the export of munitions Of
war Doubtless one OF the censor's
assistants Quelled what another toll
Grated. but what Is the state of mind
of these gentry when any of chem can
think fit to prevent the English people
showing that an agitation is in pro-
gress in America against the export Of
Of war.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-04
BRYCE PAYS TRIBUTE
TO ABRAHAM LINCOLN

London April iT--At the Lincoln
anniversary meeting held by the Pil-
grims the following tribute to the
great American was paid by Viscount
James Bryce IN letter to the So
ciety.
Gle belongs, first of all. to the
United States, whose maintenance, as
Il free republic one and indivisihle,
he did more than any other man 70
secure lie belongs also 10 dcmucs
racy. 10 the English race and to the
world lie belongs 70 the world be-
cause he stands ont Hike Gcorse
Washington, as an instance OF how
greatness aud unendng fame may be
achieved by the simple virtues when
subjected to trial that calls them
forth.
Not by dazzling genius, like Ju-
thus Caesar on Napoleon not by com
summate istaieeraft and ruthless
VIII. like Rlchelicu or bismarck, but
BY Faith IN Justice by unsweving de-
walton TO duty. by patience and cour-
age, serenity and solf-centrol did he
win the confidence and the love Of
the people, and leave like Washing
ton, name III to inspire all who, In
the old world or the new, may seek
TO render uaselflsh service TO their
country
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-04
HOPES GOD WILL
STRIKE HIM DEAD
IF He HAS LIED
Sebastian Pounds Witness
Stand With His Fist as He
SoIemnIy Assures Jury That
He is innocent Of Charges,

10y MORNING JOURNAL bFtCiAA ItNhtb NfNtf
Los Angeles. May S.-Charics r.
Sebastian, suspended chief OF police,
testified Ia his own behalf today that
he was innocent of the moral miscon-
duet alleged IN the Indictment chang
ms him and Mrs Lille Pratt with
having contributed TO the dependency
Of Edith serkin, Mrs. Pratts minor
half- sister
MAY God strike me dead II DO
not tell the truth he declared strlk-
ing the witness stand with his fist
Victoria Despnrte. Il ward of the
Juvenile court vino made the first ac-
cusations against sebastian caused q
stir today By announcing that en-.
ployes at tho district attorneys office
mad coached her Tor the story she told
the grand jury The Soy rides she
took in what appeared TO be police
automobile she said were with three
men far Younger than Sebastian. The
suspended chief faces trial on the
chnrge Of having cQntrihuted 70 her
delinquency
Sebastian testified he never had Inn
proper relations with either Mrs
Pratt Edith serkln or Victoria Des-
parte.
His testimony followed that of a T.
Pratt, who told Of his faith IN Mrs
Pratt and OF visiting the chief Of POS
lice 70 assure him Of his hetief IN his
Innocence until proven otherwise
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-04
FIRING NEAR THE
DERREPORTED
BY j. s. PATROLS
Sound of VoIleys Thought 10
Indicate Assumption Of Ac-
tivlty by Counter-revolutiOn
East Of Juarez,
~ ao-sne ioorsAl srscl.l lt.sso wlaslI

10y ncsaina JOURNAL srsciAl lfAsso wlnel
III paso. Tex, May 3--Heavy fir
INK on the MeXlcan side OF the ITO
Grande river east Of Juarez was re-
ported tonight by troops uf the Unit
"a States border patrol The shoot
ing stopped after half an hour.
A. far as IL known no Carranzs cx-
petitions are near the Mexican bor-
der towns. RumorA Of counter
revolution backed by the eX-federai
faction have been current recently,
ana within the last few days many
former Huefta and Orozeo chiefs
have made automobile trips along
the border between ~ Paso and
Eagle Pass
Officials Ut Juarcz tonight profess
ed ignorance Of the firlng which had
been heard clearly from several
points on the American side. Tele-
phone connections secured With sew
cral towns ON the Mexican side Of the
line east of lsl paso failed 10 secure
Information Of any strange troops
moving In the direction Of Juarez.
yilIistas Report Quiet Rcigning.
II was said In an official Villa Dul-
lctin tonight that no fighting had
occurred Ia central Mexico since the
battle OF Saturday when Villa lead
ers claimed d complete victory. The
Cafranza claim that Obregon was adj
vanelng along the Central railroad
from Leon emphatically was denied
by the villa faction. They asserted
that the enemy has been olsen
trenched and driven south into Silao
and lrnpuato
The villa statement also reported
that General urbina defeated the
Cnrranza forces yesterday az Panuco
in the Tampico district on the east
coast Only general details of the
battle were given.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-04
LOSS OF APPETITE
Most Successfully Treated BY Tal,iu.
Hoods SarsapariIla.

Loss OF appetite Is accompanied by
loss of vitality, which Is serious.
II is common IN the spring because
at this time the blood is impure aud
impoverished and fails TO give the
digestive organs what Is absolutely
necessary for the proper perform
ance of their functions.
Hoods Sarsaparilla, the old rell-
able all-tne-year-round medicine. is
especially useful in the spring Get
II from your druggist today Nv
rurifying and enrichlng the blood and
giving vitality. vigor and tone. IL il
wonderfully successful in the treat
ment Of loss of appetite and the other
ailments prevalent at this time. II ia
not simply a spring medicinc--it IL
much moro than that--but it IS the
best spring medicine.
Hoods Sarsaparilla makes the rich
red blood the digestive organs need
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-04
NO ADVICES RECEIVED
OF JAPANESE I'll TIMATuM

Washington, May 81 Neither dis.
patches received by The state depart.
fnent nor adviceH Go the Japan en-
haHsy here today indicated that any
ultlmatum had been decided upon by
the Japan government 20 compel an
acceptance by China OF her demands
fot commercial and political rights IN
The latter country
Tue belief Ia Official quarters here
y that while there win be firm In.
sistenee by Japan on the acceptance
Of The demands, negotiations viii not
reach the point % a break III diplo-
matte relations or formal threat
hu' that The parleys win continue
ATOMS lines that may bring forth FUR.
ther compromises and concessions on
both sides Officials do not view tho
NEGOTIATIONS as haymg reached cr.
sia though they arc letieent 70 dis
'usA me delicate questions Involved.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-04
QUERETARO REPORT GAINS
INTEREST IN WASHINGTON

Washington, May 3,--Thc reported
capture OF Queretaro by the Hapata
forces cooperating with General
villa In his campaign IN central Mex
leo while uncOnfirmed In adviccs TO
the state department today proved Of
great interest 10 officials here
According 90 statement issued by
the villa agency based on advices
from headquarters at chihuahua, the
Zapata force which has been active
between Mexico city aud the Carran-
VI army under General Obregon en-
tered Queretaro yesterday, cutting
Obrcgon or from his base at Vera
Cruz. Recent reports to the Car
mnzn agency said the zapata troops
had been driven back TO within TWEEN
ty miles Of Mexico city.
Querctaro controls both railway
lines leading TO Vera Cruz from the
region about lrapuato where the Viz
IA and Obregon forces have been fac
ing each other for the last six weeks.
Ohregon's offensive campaign was
launched at that point and reports
from Vera Cruz have Insisted That he
Was moving northward toward Aguas
caIientes where villa reoreanized his
army after an unsuccessful attempt
TO capture Celaya.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-04
BEAVER MAKING LAST
STAND IN GERMANY

Tho beaver IS making hts last stand
on German soii, and the Prussian gov
eminent has decided TO come 10 his
assistance. There are now only
twelve or fifteen of the animals left
although they were formerly very
abundant IN Germany This saving
remnant lives ON an old abandoned
bend 81 the river Elhe now Kind OF
lagoon. near Mhgdeburg Animal low
orR hnve long been gravelN concerned
for their Fate and have been bestir-
rims themselves to have protective
measures taken Throueh their ex-
ertious the prassian ministry having
charse Of the matter has ordered that
the fishing rights Of this lagoon he
the hands Of the state forestry off
eiala, who are TO receive Instructions
looking toward the preservation Of the
beaver.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-04
WILL DISINFECT ALL
POLISH BATTLEFIELDS

Petrograd, April "A special san
itary commission has been appointed
to disinfect and purify the battlefields
OF Western Poland, on which many
thousands of dead lie either unbur-
led or else buried in dangerously
shallow graves and trenches.
Under the new sanitary commits
sion, fifteen detachments will oper-
ate, each consisting of two medical
officers. a disinfector. and ten grave
dlggers. The commission has direct
ed the opening, so far as possible, of
all the so-called "brotherly graves
in which friend and foe were buried
together, and separating them from
one another. Graves which were
dug near towns and villages will also
be opened and the bodies removed to
points more distant from the abodes
Of men. Before being re-interred,
all the corpses will be subjected to
thorough process Of distinction.
The diggers are equipped for their
unpleasant work with rubber gar
ments with masks which sterilizes the
air they breathe.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-04
BRITISH WAR OFFICE
HAS MANY VISITORS

London, April ia.--The average
number OF callers at the British war
office daily is now over i,200. Most
OF them are on business but there
is considerable number Of sight
secrs, who express wish TO be
shown around or desire Lord
kiteheners autograph for their coli
lection. This class Of callers gen
orally receives scant courtesy at the
present time
Perhaps the most difficult class to
deal with are the people with
strange Inventions a persistent
woman visitor who sought a person
al interview With Lord Kitchener
wished TO urge that every soldier in
the trenches should have lifeline
tied 20 his back, so that II Wounded
on buried he could be hauled back
to safety.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-04
100000 GARMENTS
ARE GIVEN BELGIANS

NuIEofuam, Holland. ApflI 7 =
The Rockefeller foundation, from It's
Dutch headquarters here. has pro-
vided necessiteuS Belgians in their
own country with no fewer than L.
ilS2l2 garments.
Among the Belgian refugees in
Holland 1t has distributed over SOC, =
GEO pieces The foundation has also
looked after the welfare Of the Bel
gian refugees in the Dutch camps by
providing them with employment.
Sewing classes have heen formed in
thirty five camps aud AS sewing
machines have been placed at the
disposal Of the women, 3.000 OF
whom are engaged in making cloth
ing for their fellow sufferers from
the war.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-04
ENGLAND GUARDS
AGAINST SPREAD
OF ALL DISEASE
British Health Authorities Take
Elaborate Measures to Pre-
vent Epidemics Common in
War.

London April 22.--The British
health authorities are preparing for
elaborate measures 10 prevent any
widespread epidemic Of diseases like
cholcra, typhus. scurvy, dysentery or
typhoid. either in this country or
among the British soldiers abroad.
There is widespread anxiety that
some diseases Of this character viii
make their appearance in force In
the western part of the continent
during the next few months
Professor simpson OF Kings col
loge, London. points out IN the Lam
Get that the armies OF Germany and
Austria will be in very different
physical. mental and material cons
dition in August and the autumn of
1915 or 1915 from what they were
in 1914. should cpdemics then
arise, they are not likely 10 be cone
fined 10 the particular armies first
stricken. nor viii the civil population
In the devastated areas escape.
Food Scarcity Dangerous.
Scarcity of food, il II further indi-
Gated, win play ts part in reducing
the disease resisting power of the
population. The combination Of
war, flood and famine will favor the
spread Of epidemics. Indeed says
Professor simpson, the terrible faint
IN the air that already characterizea
the inundated area on the User tells
Its own tale. Under this flood lie a
hundred thousand cOrpses."
The User is not much farther from
London than New York is from Phil
adelphia. London, therefore, mus
take strict measures TO protect her
self. "At a moment when health il
of such vital Importance" comments
Professor Simpson, I'VE cannot af-
ford 10 overlook any precaution. The
effect upon hours of labor alone
would be immense il an epidemic
should arise; the effect of alcoholic
excess would be quite insignificant in
Many Measures IN Effect
Various measures of protection
are now In force. Everyone who
has crossed the Channel recently
knows that a medical examination is
carried out at Foikestone before pas
are permitted to land This
should be more vigorously
applied as the summer advances.
IN has been recently suggested
that incubation against typhoid
should be carried out among the
civil population of England. There
Is much 60 be said In favor Of this
idea England is at prdsent fun of
camps in which large numbers of
people are crowded together. These