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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14
Fruft Punch,

A delicious fruit punch is made with the juice of 8 grapefruit, 12 oranges, juice from a can of p1neap- pie or juice and pulp from l fresh pineapple which has stood in sugar chopped fine. Cherries, strawber- ries, if desired. and sugar to taste No water is added and these ingredients i'll punch bowl
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14
CORNER FOR COOKS
A New Banana Dessert.

Slice six large bananas, sprinkling them with sugar and grated cocoanut and then mash them to a. pulp. Fold in the weI1-beaten whites of two eggs; turn into the frozen freezer, turning the crank about five minutes. Then add a half pint of whipped cream
 The juice of one orange may be used. Freeze and serve on small squares of sponge cake that have been spread with red currant or bar Ie duo jelly.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14

might and main to become settled in some line of business by which you can earn a sufficient salary to support a wife in modest comfort. Your sweet hearts parents will watch your efforts critically, but kindly. Perseverance and courtesy on your part will win out in the end.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14
DOWN BONDING PLAN.

A special meeting Of the Trunbul1 citizens was held Saturday evening in the town hall and the voters down ed the proposition to bond the town for new schoolhouses. Much debate was held
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14
SHAKEN BY FALL.

Treatment was given Miss Lulu Wissner, aged 20, of 442 William street by an emergency surgeon yes terday when she fell down a flight of steps leading to the Beardsley park band stand. She was in a highly nervous state. A baby in her arms was not injured by the fall. Miss Wisner was taken home by relatives
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14

Bias plaided blue and black silk. was chosen for this gown which might properly be called four tfered. The blouse uniquely follows the lead of the skirt and makes one of the four tiers, which are all bordered with ribbon. An underbIouse is of batiste, with an upstandfng collar of lace and lace sleeve friIIs
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14
Maple Ice Cream.

ScaId in a double boiler one pint of fresh milk, and when hot add a cup of maple syrup. Beat three eggs until well mixed, add to this mixture and cook till thick. When cold add one pint of cream which has been whipped. Freeze.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14
MISS LIBBEY'S REPLIES
 TO YOUR LETTERS

Correct name and address must be given to insure atten- ton, not to print. Use ink. Write short letters, on one side of paper only. Address Miss Libbey, 916 President street, Brooklyn, N. ".
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14
TopAY's POEM
NOT AS I WILL.

BIindfolded and alone stand, With unknown thresholds on each
 hand;
 The darkness deepens as I grope, Afraid to fear, afraid to hope; Yet this one thing I learn to know Each day more surely as go, That doors are opened, ways are made Burdens are lifted or are laid, Unfathomed purpose to fulfill,
 Mot as I wills B1indfo1ded and alone I wait; Loss seems too bitter, gain too late; Too heavy burdens in the load And too few helpers on the road; And joy is weak and grief is strong, And years and days so long, so long; Yet this one thing learn to know Each day more surely as go, That I am glad the good and ill By change1ess law are ordered still,
 Mot as wi11.'' Not us I will;' the sound grows
 sweet,
 Each time my lips the words Repeat, Not as wil1;'' the darkness feels More safe than light when this
 thought steals Like whispered voice to calm and
 b1ass
 All unrest and all loneliness, tfNot as will,s' because the One Who loves us first and best has gone Before us on the road, and still For us must all His love fulfill,
 tsNot as I will"
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14
ELKs TO ENTERTAIN.

The Sons of Veterans will be guests at the Ellxs' club tonight. Members of Franklin Bartlett Camp, No. Il, s. of V. will meet at Grand Army head quarters at 7sS0 o'e4ock and march to the EIks' club where they will be entertafned.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14
Can Habits Be Changed.

Dear Miss Libbey: What ought to be done when one has a temper that often gets uncontr How can the habit of using words more slangy than elegant be remedied? B. G.
 Our school books tell us that while in anger think twice ere speak tng I add, bite your tongue hard at the utterance of the first word more forcible than polite, and you will not often repeat the offense
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14

Hans Bauder. a banker of Zurich. was found guilty in Switzerland of fraud in IA cases amounting to more than s180,0 and sentenced to sew en years in the penitentiary. He soIz worthless stocks.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14

pr. Bernhard Dernburg. Gernar1y'a unofficial representative in the United States, sailed from New York for Germany on the Norwegian-Am liner Bergensfiord
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14

Copenhagen. Since then there have been various backstair draDeia1 man oeuyres to get a foothoId in, Haiti. These too, have failed--''The World s Work for June.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14

Many British workmen now at the front were ordered released from duty that they might return to the intuition factories where they were formerly employed and where they are now badly needed.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14

whlieyplowtng neaE- swttz CttyS Ind-s Rreyfuu Bonhan. a farmer disc0v- cred an old can containing $1Se An half dollars which had been buried half a century.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14

The British Government made for nal announcement of it's intention to hold German submarine prisoners in the detention camps with other pris- oners of war.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14
Sponge Cake.

One cup of sugar. cup of flour. 1 teaspoon of baking powder, z eggs, tablespoons of cold water. Lemon flavor.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14

Baron Ernst von saaahedd, second son of Prince Ernst of Sa2e-ELe1ni11- gen. was killed on the eastern front, 1uhere he was serving with the Ger man army
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14

Marconi is reported to have invented a device for para1yzings the motors of aeroplanes by means of wireless.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14

The largest class in the history of the institution, 164, was graduated at West Point.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14

FUNERAL DESIGNS AND
 BOUQUETS JOHN RFCK & SON
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14

The weeks encampment of the New Jersey National Guard at Sea Girt will open today.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-14

NHIFNIlEo HUSH IO BEI MOVIE SIAIto- ''Duty's a slave that keeps the keys, But Love, the master, goes in and out With song and shout-just as he
 please"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-07-26

to Sec'y Redfeld last December:
con a trip Aug. l, 1914, on the
Christopher Columbus Of the Good
rich line, noticed every one of eight
large gangways in such condition
they could not be- closed quickly in
event of accident. None can be closed
properly in the condition they were
in that day.
Most of the compartments Of this
vessel are open on the main deck, to
which these gangway leads. This is
case of, in my opinion, almost Grim
inaI neglect. If, during stoppage
of engines in bad weather, she got
into a trough of the sea, she would
fill herself through her open ports.
Of the so or 60 bolt holes in each
gangway some are entirely plugged
so that bolts can not be put in at all,
and the threads in most of the others
are filed with rust and paint They
have been in this condition for some
time yet inspectors pay no attention
to it"
He suggested that if inspectors
went aboard they would get "a
startling illustration of the extent to
which carelessnessa and neglect have
been permitted" He added gangways
ought to be put in shape to be closed
quickly to prevent rapid rush of water
inside the ship in case Of a lurch like
that of the Eastland.
"Ouick closing gangWays would
have stopped the thrush of water sUf-
ficiently to have saved scores of peO-
pie who were trapped in the interior
Of the vessel" said Olander.
ct was through unfastened hatch
es that the Monroe field with water
so quickly after her collision off the
Virginia capes last winter" reads an
other letter to Sec'y Redfield. 'Prac-
ticaIly every passenger vessel on the
Great Lakes is in far worse shape in
the matter of matches and gangways
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-07-26

tention had been called to the danger
GUS condition of the vessel"
Olander points to recent narrow es-
capes from slaughters like that in
the Eastland. The City of Chicago
caught fire in September, 1914, and
was able carry her cargo of ESQ pas
sengers safely in. Had the fire brok-
en- out an hour earlier the $50 would
have gone to the bottom of Lake
Michigan, according to Olander, be-
cause of a short-handled crew.
The Pere Marquette No. Is went
down in 1910 and 26 sailors were
drowned. A week before the same
boat had been loaded with 1000 men,
women and children on a gay excur-
sion.
eff the fate of that boat had come
one week earlier there would have
been death list that would. have
shaken the Indifference of the public
and of legislators said Olander,
ct required the Lroquois fire to
wake Chicago to proper regulation Of
theaters. It required crashing build
ings and many deaths to secure a
building department which has power
to suppress dangerous conditions"
The American Bureau Of Shipping,
which calls itself the American
Lloyds," is the only organization
which has studied and fixes a STAN
dard of Stability" that is, whether a
boat is topheavy, like the Eastland.
Inspector Nicholas of the U. S.
Steamboat Service said the federal
government takes all its technical
standard on stability from this bu-
reau. Nicholas produced a big gilt
edged book gotten out by this bureau.
"This tells how to find out whether
a vessel is tOpheavy like the East
Iand?" asked the reporter.
eyes" said Nicholas.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1915-10-01
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bciBt Giufnbr
30ilc ont.

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0ie Don Sfatfan5ler 8egi1alO Vic
Sienna eingerei9te 9orlagr pelhe
3oae fir oie @infubr Don Nlotoren
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1915-10-01

gl6onnenieu, ole ben D3eutiden
6orrciponScnten" uidt piinftlidl oosr
mnrcselmdfig er6alten, iiuo gebeteu,
Der Office oapun per Selepbon ooer
jdrifslid, Mittbeilnug 81 madeH.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1915-10-01

uorliebt Nr. 0icaenna 500 ole Sor.
lugc bc}iiglid oeS Smport 3olIes
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1915-10-01
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1915-10-01
Der fron56iii6c 9odmtt-
tags 8criht.

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Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-10-16
MOST PERFECT OF PLANTS
Working Of the Human Body Makes
Any Invention of Man Seem Like
Plaything.

The most complicated manufacture
man body as controlled under the sci
entific management of the brain and
nervous system No factory ever boast
ed more efficient producer plant for
converting fuel into energy. No plant
ever had so well-designed a pumping
system, nor one so perfect for the
disposal Of waste and sewage. Talk
Of up-to-date heating and ventilating,
or interdepartment telephone! The
best that our modern science can put
into our shops Is crude indeed as COM
pared with that furnished by the
Great Designer Suppose that you
went to pump manufacturer with the
following specification:
Wanted, a pump with capacity Of
one-quarter gallon minute. to handle
warm salty fluid, to work for seventy
years night and day without shut
down, at the rate of seventy strokes
per minute. Must be guaranteed to
operate for the full period of time
without repairs or adjustments, to re-
quire no attention. must have auto
matte control and contain its own mo-
tive power, and must have duty per
million foot-pounds superior to the
best triple-expansion high-duty unit
ever made.
Do you think the manufactures
would bid for the job? If he were
timid man he would probably agree
with you and tell you to come around
next week, meanwhile edging you
toward the door before your insanity
took a violent form. Or if he were
not afraid of lunatics he would say:
You poor bug, such pump as you
speak of never existed nor ever will
except in the brain OF perpetual-mo-
ton freak such as / see before me!
Which shows how much he knows
about it, for both you and he carry
just such a pump around with you,
and each of you thinks too much OF
your possession to sell it for any
money.-John H. Van Deventer, In the
Engineering Magazine.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-10-16
SAVED MASTER FROM DEATH
Small Dog is Petted as Hero in the
Paris Hospitals, as Reward
for Falthfulness.

In one of the Paris hospitals Hves
dog, a brown-and-white setter,
named Fend rAir (cleave the air.,
who is a real hero of the war. His
master, sergeant of zouaves, Is a pa
tient in the hospital, and he owes his
frail hold on life to the devotion and
intelligence of Fend HAir When tha
regiment left Algeria for France the
dog was left behind, but the faithful
little creature leaped into the water
and swan along behind the ship until
the captain. taking pity on him, had
him taken on board From that time
he has never left his master.
During the fighting at Rochincourt,
near Arras. an exploding bomb buried
the sergeant and seven other men
with earth They were badly injured,
and so deeply covered that no man
had the strength to fight his way out.
But, luckily, Fend rAir escaped the
bomb He at once began to scratch,
and he scratched and scratched until
he had reached his master and
dragged him out to safety. The seven
other men died.
The wounded sergeant and his dog
were sent from one relief station 10
another until they found permanent
care in this Paris hospital Good nurs-
ing has saved the man, but too much
attention almost killed the dog; for
the nurses and orderlies fed him so
layishly that promiscuous feeding had
to be forbidden
Now Fend Fair lives in the hospital
kitchen, where he has assumed the
duty of guard. and growls savagely
at anyone who enters the kitchen
unless they belong there. Every day
a nurse takes him to the wards to
visit his master, and Fend TAir puts
his nose on the sergeant's shoulder
and stands ccntented as long as he is
permitted to remain. The great af-
lection that exists between the ser
geant and his dog is very charming.
Youths Companion.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-10-16

Hurry. Mr.. Doremus, hurry!" Flo
die was growing frantic. She pointed
to the clock. 1t indicated twenty
eight minutes past twelve.
Hall, however, was In no haste. ooh.
know, Jonas; but you see Flodie and
have decided to lose no more time.
You can give her away, if you want
TO- He sat down. laughing at his cou-
sins CONSERVATION.
But it's past twelve!" Jonas insist.
ed, pointing to the clock.
"Oh, / know that That proves it's
iove match, doesn't it?"
Come here. Hall, and stand up by
me! Anyone would think you didn't
want to get married." Flodie called
nervously.
BY this time the company had be-
gun to enter, and soon flooded the
studio, laughing, wondering, joking
with Hail.
go ahead" cried Flodie. Were
ready, Mr.. Doremus, quick" She
stamped her foot angrily.
"0h, wait a minute" Hall inter
posed, I'VE want this thing arranged
little. 1t won't do to rush it." He
turned to his guests. Ladies and
gentlemen" he began, when Jonas
broke in again.
See here, / object to this!" He
walked up to Mr.. Doremus angrily.
Mr.. Doremus, however, had already
begun to thunder out, Hall Bonistelle,
do you take this woman, Flodie Fish
er, to be your welded wife?"
Just wait a minute!" cried Jonas,
looking at his watch.
Were off" came in a chorus from
the excited guests.
Il dot" replied Hall. See here,
Jonas, you mustn't interrupt the game,
you know. Sit down and be quiet!"
But l got something to say about
it"
"Flodie Fisher do you take-be
quiet, Mr.. Hassingbury, I'm running
this"
IT'S a scheme! It's a fraud"
Jonas appealed wildly to the company.
this man to be your lawful wed
ded husband?"
ooh, you old scamp, you, you've sold
me out" Jonas shook his fist at the
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-10-16

bride and was pulled furiously back by
Alfred.
81 do" Flodie screamed. 81 never,
Mr.. Hassingbury! l only promised to
prevent his marrying the others! 1
never said"
Put Oh the ring Put on the ring!"
the company screamed laughingly to
Hail. He obeyed.
''Then l pronounce you man and
wifeI"
4 never said 1 wouldn't get him my
self" Flodie's words were smothered
in Halls kiss.
Immediately she was surrounded by
the gentlemen Of the company, who
passed her from lip to lip, protesting.
laughing, struggling to speak.
Mr.. Doremus pressed Halls hand.
81 congratulate you, Mr.. Bonistelle!"
he cried enthusiastically.
THANK you, sir!" Hall answered.
I've got fortune in Flodie."
81 think you havei Twoi" was Mr.
Doremus' reply. Mr. Hassing bury,
would you mind telling me what time
it is?"
Jonas turned white, and started hur-
riedly to leave without a word Flo
die. alert, caught him as he .Irned,
and suatched out his watch as deity
as a pickpocket. She held it up to the
company. We've won't Eleven fifty
,,;raf" che sboufed
The company took it up, and shout
ed. too. Watches we're brought out
from a dozen pockets, compared and
the time corroborated.
It's a lie!" Jonas protested. why,
look at the clock It's half past
twelve. He's too late l te1 you! The
moneys mine!"
why. that's right" said Eall,
amazed by the sudden confusion. q
set that clock myself
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-10-16

But told yoa what time to set III"
Flodie fairly yelled now And / told
you ham an hour ahead on purposel"
Mr.. Doremus held up his hand. Isl.
lence!" he Numbered. "Mr. Hassing.
bury" he declared solemnly. there
are witnesses enough present to prove
that Mr. Bonistelle was married be-
fore midnight. AS you are aware, |
seldom take sides in any controversy,
but In this case. my little friend here,
Observation-Disclosures won
me over. There's no possible doubt
that Mr.. Bonistelle will inherit his
uncle's fortune"
Hall burst out of his trance with a
whoop. "Hurrah!" he screamed. I've
won four millions of dollars!"
Flodie stretched up on tiptoe and
pulled down his dramatically extended
hand. No, sir" she announced, Il won
1t myself"
THE END
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-10-16
FIND CHILDREN A PROBLEM
Education of Youngsters of the Mo-
hammedan Moros Engaging Earn
est Attention of Americans.

The industrial training of the chill
dren of the Mohammedan Moros in
the Philippines is matter Of vital i'm
portance as regards their prospects for
the future. The ignorance of the PEG.
pie is so dense, their customs so
uncouth and their ideas of life so untu,
tored that child has but a poor
chance at best. Up to the present the
government has done little to educate
the Moro. but what has been accom-.
plished among the savage mountain
tribes elsewhere in the Philippines en-
courages the belief that equal effort
will meet with equal success among
the Moros. Bishop Brent writes "A
wave Of hpoelessness sweeps over one
when confronted by mass of Moro or
pagan adults. But it is not so with
their children. They are as impress
sionable, as appealing, as lovable as
any children of any color in the whole
world. You can see the latent intelli-
genec in their eyes; the skill resident
in their slender. sensitive fingers, the
power in their comely, half-clad or
wholly naked bodies. Only oppor.
tunity is lacking. and that we must
supply or be guilty in the sight of
heaven"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-10-16
What He Used Them For.

Customer want another fire ex-
tinguisher. Used the last one all up
last night
Clerk-Glad to sell them to you. sir.
but aren't you rather careless at your
place. That is the third one I've sold
you in a week.
Customer-Oh, | don't use them for
fire. They are the greatest thing on
earth for chasing out your daughter
late callers. Judge.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-10-16
A Strenuous Finale.

when Professor Scrapeso plays
the violin his very soul seems on fire. 3"
exclaimed Mrs. Prebson after the con-
cert.
"Umphi" replied Mr.. Prebson.
whose favorite amusement is baseball
"I don't know about his soul, but when
he was finishing up that last piece 1
expected at any moment to see his
fiddle strings smoking"