The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-11
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sDD SiONE
Mrs. Cora Thompson. Of Louisville.
stole away from the city monotony
and worries for a weeks recuperation
with her girlhood friend, Mrs. Callie
Jeffers, on the Heights"
Mr.. Ed Miller and wife, Of Louis
vile, came home with Mr.. and Mrs.
Fred Jeffers-from the Templars'
Conclave at Danvile--for a two days
visit.
Decoration Day, as always, was OBJ
served with appropriate ceremonies
by large numbers at different points
in the county. Casey, one of the larg-
est counties in Kentucky, has as
many grizzled veterans Of Cival War
as any sister county and with their
numerous progeny make multitude
of our best citizens.
When pessimism is about ineradi-
cally established an instance of spora-
die philanthropy gives the stage a
flash Of cheering optimism till its fit
from the scene is crushingly followed
by gloom or reaiiza ton that "the OK
ception too often proves the rule"
Will Martin. an industrious, day
laboring fellow-urbanite was a stir at
dawn today making repairs to a
wealthy land owners water-gate TO
protect the tenants gardens and field
crops against his will Martin's)
hogs. which have unrestrained right
TO the public highways. Il is not bioli-
cal dictum that the leopard cant
change its spots" but at any rate the
truism appeals to psychologists and
theologians for analysis of humanity's
supreme selfishness even after twen-
ty centuries of elevating and human
izing(?) Christian civilization. IL will
be refreshing to have a yoke-r1ate for
Will Martin produced by some opti-
mist
Mans inhumanity to man is vile
enough but that of some men(D to
their dumb-brutes is brutally mon
strous. A philanthropist of your town
sent messenger to examine a broncho
he had EARNED out. The beneficiary
had educated the beast to atmosphere
diet almost to graduation as Phi. d. in
guild of aerophites when it was
bought for seven dollars and twenty
cents by two kind-hearted poor men.
who daily dress the bruises and abra-
sions and with aid of friends lift 1t
on foot, with prospects of final re-
covery of strength enough to get up
and go to water.
The protracted fine season for set
ting tobacco caught many growers
without plants large enough.
ANONYMOUSLY some of the disheart-
ened who had abandoned the crop
had good plant beds to sell as did the
only citizen who succeeded in getting
bis entire crop set. A cloud-burst near
us did great damat.. fast week to
cultivated fields-One steep slope on
which tobacco had been set that and |
day before was washed off almost
completely as if by landslide.
A young lady was born here last |
week whose complex consanquinity |
will take high rank with the most !
confusing enealogy-omitting the |
"step" and 'in-law" grades of kin |
ship, her father is grandfather to his |
nephew who is cousin to his aunt
this young lady-the nephew's ia
ther is brother to his mother and the |
nephew's mother is a daughter and |
sister to his grandmother. The young |
lady is aunt to her own cousin and |
niece of her sister. The grandson is !
his grandmother's nephew and his |
father is brother to his grandfather. |
There was some puzzle in the prob
lem-"How old is ANN" but the
above is simplicity" to those having
"a key"
Crit Rife and wife, OF Hustonville,
were here Sunday afternoon.
The town was thrilled with news
that Ed Powell had been about killed
by a vicious mules assault. Another
case of three black crows" as the
"critter" innocently fell on him, tenn
porarily knocking all his breath out
of him. But it does seem that Ed is
fated to cash in with his boots on. A
few years ago he got the best of a
steam engine whose drive-band whirl-
ed and repeatedly pounded him
against floor. When rescued he was
for the cooling-board, but
''the cat came back" "N nom the Lord
loveth he chastencth" is more cOnsol-
atory to Eds friends than TO him
just now. 4
Allie Carpenter, of Bald Hills, was
a visitor near here eunday-- almost !
4 stranger after 30 lorg time
Cooperation pr tver meetings in J
assortment of dry weather .no more I
will be next on the program.
A young country coon was select
ng cheap suit case wiien bystand- :
II asked "What fur you want that !
hing?" "Pse gwine off an | want it Z
o put my close in" "Put yo close in -! :
iumph! is you gwine to go naked? Z
During the recent cold spell an I
larmist expressed fear that it would 4
now-"Not unless it turns warmer" (
as the comment of wag-Whilst !
tting about and squirting AMBER on Z
he store stove the mossbacks are I'M !
BILE to cite a r,lrallel to weather of Z
bis. all of which Uncle Rube has Z
Ist heard is preferable to sunspots. Z
The marriage of our old neighbor- Z
~, Sam Peavyhouse 20 Miss Mamie !
ooper of Moreland. though long an 2
cipated, was a peasant surprise. :
ustonville is indebted to our suburb, Z
for one of her most solid =
sterling citizens in Sam 4
,avyhouse, TO whom and wife we Z
We our heartiest greetinrs-Old age
tn continuous joy is our toast to Z
lnnie and Sam.
LIBERTY, LINCOLN COUNTY Z
We are having lots of rain.
ErOniQ Dameron Ano has haan