La Junta tribune., 1915-06-19

II seem to be throwing II about a.
far a. any one on the boat"
Little Boy--Are you the trained
nurse mama said was coming?
Eurse-Yes.
Little Boy--Will you do some
tricks for me too!
We have discovered on our lawn
this week that the Job OF making two
blades OF grass grow where only one
grew before Is as much OF an accom-
plishment today as 1t was In Lin
coins time.
Mirandy-what shall we give at
the ministers donation party?
Silas: Col. don't know. Ia
ters Is way up; pork is way up: fowl
is way up: guess It would be cheap
est to give him money.
Anent the Frank case In Ceorgia.
SNs uH o-Vs "on ~ hch SuIUtU
States which was so deeply concern
ed several years ago wheher or not
Mendel Beiliz. the Russian Jew
would receive a fair trial at Kiev?
THE average age says Judge
Connolly of Detroit. "of criminals
who appear before me is twenty-five
years. The court IL not the place
OF Judgment of criminal class. 1t
is more like a clinic for morally
crippled children"
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The Fairmout philosopher says:
II is not sufficient to be good only.
We must strive to secure such Just
governmental and social conditions
as will help others to be good.
Self respect is very frequently a
question OF decent apparel.
A Wichita jury In breach of
promise suit places the value OF a
kiss at less than a dollar. No one
need be alarmed about this as II re-
fers to the correspondence kiss usu-
ally designated by an Y mark in let
ters. Even Kansas jury cannot
adequately appraise a kiss.
Uncle Sam Is doing all possible 70
extend and facilitate the parcels
post The farmers. however. do not
cooperate with him. On Route No
l, La Junta. they use the boxes for
rifle targets, making It impossible TO
deposit mail in them on rainy days.
Many, too. pile farm machinery
around the boxes making them mac
cessible. The carrier Is not permit
ted To place mail In boxes without
lids.
49, saessss ..s.s-s.s|
The Denver Rocky Mountain
News In its issue OF June ilth. 1000
years after the birth of Jesus
Christ. says ON Its editorial page.
More recently the state board OF
health has discovered. mark you.
discovered tht this city and
county makes no provisions for IN.
burial OF the unclaimed dead. The
bodies are turned over TO favored
under,skers who ar. expected 20
hunt out relatives or friends. faiiing
which the bodies go. two In n grave.
TO the pott.rs' field or the dissecting
room without any record remaining
for thos. who may appear later 90
reclaim tn. body and give Il Chris
tisn burial
This country IL sleeping on
volcano. Such q disEracefui con
dition Is reflected nationally In IN.
brutal indifference TO the needs and
sufferinks OF the indis~nt living
The loudly touted American Red
Cross through It's head. Miss Mabel
Boardman. informs Us that Il has no
funds for such specific purposes a.
III. care OF tubercular sufferers or
victims. stiii its agents are run.
ming all over the earth looking for
some one To help. Mexico IL 60 BE-
the next object Of It's bcnco,oien,
soiicitud-. But Denver II makinE
big mistake In permitting under.
takers to have our bodies Why not
rattle Us off at the cigar stands. or
better. start n soap factory or rcn
dcring works. A. government
by.product We would stiii have some
value. We have had cseperiencc
enough To know tina, our bone
would make the finest OF buttons
the very best fertilizer or the mos,
paiatable welatinc. THIS IL a hope.
ful prospect for n stranger In Colo.