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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24
DESTR0YERS GUARD
PORTO RICAN HARBOR
Watch Odenwald to Prevent
Escape as u. s. Files Libel
Against German Ship.
WASHINGTON, March a.

w AStllNNflONs mAtCO ~,
with the destroyer Warrington, from
Guantanamo, either already at San Juan
Porto Rico. or rapidly nearing there, and
The revenue cutter Algonquin following as
fast as its more moderate speed capacity
will permit. officials were confident today
that there would he no further breaches
Of neutrality there.
II was expected by the Department OF
Justice that the German steamer Odcn-
valid which tried to run to sea sunday,
would be libeled today orders to secure
the necessary court action were sent to
the District Attorney at san Juan by At
torncy General Gregory last night
Secretary of War Garrison aud Secre-
tary of the Navy Daniels have ordered
their respective departments TO cooperate
with the collector OF customs iu safe
guarding American neutrality on the
island.
Reports that the Germans utilized GER
tain sections of the Porto Rican waters
In connection with the operation of their
werff1ip and commerce destroyer In :, est
indian waters were discredited here to-
day. War Department officials said that
every place where a boat might land
was under guard by the Porto Rican
troops.
Though the closest watch is being kept
on all Atlantic ports where German liners
are interned, officials said they have no
fear that these vessels will try to put to
Sea Illegally. Most of them are very
valuable, and their owners would hardly
risk forfeiture unless there was much to
he gained by doing So There is danger
however, that small tramp steamers may
IN fall
arms, AMMUNITION and supplies for Ger
man commerce raiders This is the one
thing President Wilson has ordered the
collectors most strictly to guard against.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24
DIR. ToMKINs ON LIPS BATTLE

The Rev FLOYD w. Tomkins, rector OF
the Church of the OILY Trinity was the
speaker at the monday service held at
ST. 4, Stephens Church. 10th street above
Chestnut today. mo coward ever at
tained high ideal of Cod said the
speaker. I'm the ase-old struggle-the
battle of life-we are only successful as
we keep before us the vision of the
master. Victory must be the ultimate re-
suit If our motive is certain and our
cause is the cause of God. Our strength
is in heaven, our courage in the con-
sciousness of Divine guidance. Let US
not be overcome with fear He is with us,
the Lord himself is our leader"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24
DANGER IN EASY FRENCH
Wireless "Batteau Feu" Translated
AS Ship on Fire.

(. NEW YORK, March 24-Rumors of a
steamer on fire 10 miles off Sandy Hook
caused excitement IN shipping circles
yesterday The French Line cargo ves-
sci Champlan, inbound from Bordeaux,
sent a wireless TO the company's Office
stating that she was passing the Fire
Island lightship.
'.Lightshlp" in French, the language in
which the message was sent Is "batteau-
feu." meaning literally. ship of fire"
Some one whose knowledge of French
was attained in six easy lessons got hold
of the marconigram and translated it to
mean that the Champain was passing "A
ship on fire"
The mistake was rectifed before the
Champlain reached her pier.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24
LENT AND FASTING
Catholic Priest Discuss Obligations of
Season,

Mere fasting does not include our en-
tire Lenten obligations, declared the
Rev. William ]. Lallou, in the MONDAY
I.enten sermon at st. Johns Catholic
church, 18th street above Chestnut street,
today.
Lent is not only a time of fasting
1t Is time of prayer" he said. THE
central characteristic of prayer is our
faith in God We know that when. we
call upon Him we shall be heard The
answer to prayer does not always come
at once, but sooner or later the answer
comes. Nor are our wishes always Rrati-
fed TO the fullest extent. God knows
what is best for us"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24
BISHOP RAPS REVIVALISM
Lenten Speaker Also Attacks Senti-
mental DevOtionalism.

Bishop John n. Mccormick, speaking
al MONDAY Lenten service in the Gar
rick Theatre today continued his dis
course, on the First and Second Com
mandments begun yesterday.
~ wish to show today that the only
true religion is that which comes from
the heart" he said but | also wish to
show that people who do worship from
the depths of their hearts have two
extremes to avoid; namely, sentimental
devotlonalism and revivalism.
when God speaks TO the heart and
soul and mind He does not speak in
the terms of science, but uses the COM
mon language of everyday life. So
should our appeals to Him be simple and
direct and our attitude that of the child
to the parent"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24
FRUITS OF THE SPIRIT
The Rev. Alfred r. Berkeley breaches
ienten Sermon.

Integrity was never more necessary in
home and business life of the nation tran
II is today, according to the Rev. Alfred
r. Berkeley, of Holy Community Chapel
who was the principal speaker at the
monday Lenten service In Old Christ
Protestant Episcopal Church, Sd street
below Walnut, today. His topic was
Fruits OF the Spirit"
The exhibition Of integrity, mcekness
and humility" he said, rs called forth
in Christian life. Integrity was never
more needed In business. as well as in
personal life as It is today Meekness is
opposed to seeking praise, Most OF us
who may do any good turns wish them
to be widely known. In fact, we publish
them ourselves.
Temperance is a larger question than
temperance limited to liquor. 1t applies
to every effort a total abstainer may
be most Incorporate even in his advo-
cacy of temperance"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24

A public hearing of the charges and
grievances of the Motion Picture EXhibi-
tors League against the state censor, j.
Louis Breitinger, has been refused the
film men. This decision was reached last
night at a conference between David j.
Smyth, special counsel for the censor and
Investigator appointed by Attorney Gem
eral Francis Skunk Brown, to hear the
evidence, and Samuel f. Wheeler counsel
for the league. 1t Is believe that this
action will transfer the fight from this
city to Harrisburg.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24

text from ST. John xix,s2 what Have
written. Have Written"
"The writing of these words" he said,
'1s small affair, but the fact Us that @
tbov were written more for indelibilty
than for tho mere thought. II Is the
same way with the little deeds which We
think are or small consequence. Every
one of them is being written upon our
own character or that Of somebody else.
What we have said or done Is recorded
in the book of our character which we
cannot change. and It must stand for
good or bad for all time"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24
BEVERLY WON BY "WETSu
IN CLOSE REFERENDJIM voTv
Liquor Interests Have Majority Of d
Ballots in Total NJ XXI

BEVERLY, n. j., March a.
liquor dealers. backed, 1t is said. by bt,~.
ing interests, defeated a prohibition o,sl
nance after bitter campaign, in a ~.
cial referendum election yesterday, k,s,.
Ing Beverly in the wet column nv
majority of Al votes out OF a total Of n
The 'drys" led by II votes in ,hs n
Ward, but lost in the 1st Ward IN.
"wets" had n lead OF IS.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24
THE CHRISTIAN HoMEo

The Rev. p. n. Casey, 8. j., spoke on
Tho Christian Home" today at the Len
ten services in st. Joseph's Roman Cath
olic Church, Sd street and Vikings
alley. Father Casey urged the training
of children to pray, and said that child
impressed with the Importance of offer
ing alteration and thanks to God would
make a bulwark for the preservation of
the Christian home He declared that
the home should be considered a shrine
and the lives of the parents as sninlng
examples of rectltude to their children.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24
Autoist Sues 2. r. 7.

DR. W, H. Wilson of Roslyn. treasurer
of Abingdon township, whose automobile
was in collision recently with a trolley
car on the Glenside division at GIenside.
has instituted suit against the Philadel,
phia Rapid Transit Company He cites
In his bin of complaint that he was in
iured and asks damages in the amount
of $1,000.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24
REVIVAL IN DAIRY
Series of Evangelistic Noon Meetings
Begin Today.

A series of noon evangelistic meetings
were begun today in Darby, at the
Darby Theatre.
1t was expected that Homer Rode
HEAVIER, who had charge of the Sunday
choir, would be present to conduct the
singing. but at the last moment he sent
word ne could not be present. ]. II. Hall
took his place.
The address was made by the Rev.
James B. Ely, who has charge of the
Garrlek Theatre and Lemon Hill services.
The services will be continued through
out the week at the noon hour.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24

Ine market mas assumed an easier tone hs
freighis oner moderately. Rates are firm.
STEAMSHIPS.
Rhodesa CBrJ. grain. 1000 quarters. At
lantic range to a French Atlantic port ur
Aafseilles, los, heavy. ana IS 81, oats, April.
North Britain tBr,(, grain, %. OOJ quarters
trom The Gulf 10 Naples. rs. April 70,
Nlreis tGreekl. 1900 quarters oats Atlantic
April IS '' '
iolo 6Br.l, 25O2 tons. Virginia to Rio Janelro
or River Plate. coal, 4Os., March-A April
ianeta Brl. 2II0 tons. Baltimore 10 Busn1s
Aires. coal p. t.. March.
EDWARD Pierce (Amer.J 322s tons, New YORK
ana Brazil trade, six months p. l., April.
ksntlgefa 'Brl' 2sil tons. same, nine
Devon City lBr1, 28s6 tons transatIantic
trade y months, i2s. 3D., deliveries United
KnuIsgard cRr'i a4s9 tons. same, two round
prompt.
SAILING VESSELS.
s sehf widEud (Russl, 2i0 tons Gulf to West
sshr Edna pssSls e Csr3. 400 tons. GUT
CUBA. lumber. 81.
Henry 8. Little. as4 tons. ST. Andrews Bay
.to Philadelphla. ties q cents.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24

OF transit facilities In Philadelphia are
urged to support the Se,OOO,O 900
[,o r,.\ transit loan at the special
kyTusTyFsyv-, election. April 29. in a state
kAliAAklRl ment issued last night by
PLAN ! Mayor Blankenburg. T h 9
- Mayor appeals to the sup
Dorters Of rapid transit to aEitate among
their friends for the approval of the loan.
Formal advertisement Of the special
election In the newspapers began yester.
day. In the advertisement the amount
Of the total assessed valuation of real
and personal property is given as ST.
4SS,i66sl The total funded debt IF the
city Is given as SllSs42 236 II, and the net
city debt, Sl1412i, ,36i59.
In his statement, appealing for support
Of the loan ordinance a the special eiec-
ton, tho Mayor said:
while this ordinance and the routes
it prescribes are in many particulars OBJ
jectionable, yet it furnishes the basis for
a beginning Of an important transit de-
velopment for our city. If the loan is
authorized at the snecial election. and If
Councils pass reasonable appropriation
ordinances thereafter, the sGOOOOOo pro-
vided can be used for the construction
of portions of subway and elevated lines
which will fit in coherently as a part of
the comprehensive and wisely planned
system proposed by the department of
City Transit
"On the other hand, the defeat of the
loan will make It impossible to submit
to the vote Of the people any PROPOSE
tion for transit development within
year.
~ therefore urge all citizens who are
anxious to secure an early and compre-
hensive development of transit facilities,
not only to vote in favor of this loan
Mt a special election, but to see that a
full vote is cast in its favor by their
friends and neghbors."
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24
PORT OF PHILADELPHIA
Vessels Arriving Today

Str. virg!nlun CAmer), Ho, sugar. W. F.
HaEar & Son Co
Str. Delaware, New York, merchandise
Clyde Steamship Company.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24
Seven Craftsmen pass Test

seven applicants qualified for the posi-
at a salary OF 5000 year. ACCORDING 10
an eligible llst issued today by the cIyll
Service Commission. They are;
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24
MAYOR ASKS SUPPORT
OF TRANSIT LOAN
In Special Statement, Execu-
tive Appeals for Favorable
Action on Measure.

All citizens who are anxious to see
an early and comprehensive development
OF transit facilities IN Philadelphia are
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24

TALK ON CHARACTER BUILDING
The Lsntsn sermon in the old First Pres
byterlan Church. at Tth and Locust streets.
at noon today, was delivered by the
Rev. William Muir Aud. pastor Of Cal,
vary PRESBYTERIAN Church, who took his
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24

urged to support the $1,000, ZOO
transit loan at the special
election. April 90. in a state
ment issued last night by
Mayor Blankenburg. Th 9
Mayor appeals to the sup
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-24
PORT OF NEW YORK
Steamships Due Today
Steamships to Leave
FREIGHTs AND CHARTERS

The market has assumed an easier tone a
freighis offer moderately. Rates are firm.
STEAMSHIPS
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
For Love Of the Work.

The Russia Of today has no social
Ne, Ito women have no thought Ut
drsu md amusement. All are work.
hg for their country. and an excep.
trnal number Of the women Of edu.
oton In that country are specially
qualified to be of service to the
vgnded soldiers. Speaking Of her
country, the wife OF q Russian at.
tcAe IN London said: Perhaps the
women Of Russia study medicine and
1uyihg more generally than is the
~ elsewhere, for in Russia the
leceef classes look more naturally to
0oos who are blessed with a larger
m Of this worlds goods for care
- protection. This feeling Is now
q the decline in towns. but in coun.
y places. where doctors have rounds
q : hundred miles radius, the poor
q sdistrict In the absence Of the
ne0M man. are looked after and
Md By the daughters Of the house
= xhose estate they live. Thus every
ysag Oil goes in for medicine be-
~ sAe loves the work"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
q Sunshine 10 the Darkest Day
The Strateqist,

Representative Gardner, discussing
the question of ornaments at Wash
ington banquet, said, with smile:
THE public is astonishingly ignor-
ant of warfare and everything pertain
ing to warfare. The public in this mat
ter, indeed, Is but little more en-
lightened than old Cornelius Husk.
"Husk and a group of his cronies
were talking war on a fresh April
evening round the red-hot stove in the
general store.
WALL said an old fellow with
white bonnet-string whiskers running
from ear to ear under his chin-'wall,
it seems that now the Germans, or
Botches, as the French calls emit
seems that now the Botches are ago
in to commence guerrilla warfare
"'Oh, my said Corn Husk. I hope
not l certainly do hope not. Them
there gorillas are altogether too
strong and savage to put up against
white men,"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
The Way Out.

Uncle Zeke had confined in pen
two pigs Of the 'razorback" variety.
One morning when he went out to
feed them they were not there.
What's the matter, Uncle Ecker"
asked neighbor, noticing the deep
detection with which the old darby
was looking down into the empty
pen.
my hawgs is done gone"
"Stolen?"
mo. sub! l don't see no signs dat
anybody stole EN-"
Did they climb out over the top?"
mo, sub. Dey couldn't do dat
How do you think they got away"
well, sub, my 'pinion is dat dem
hawgs kind o raised themselves up
on aidge an crope through a crack"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
An Adequate Reason,

The man was casting Pickering
shadows over pair of lovers as they
sat side by side in Battery Park. He
glanced out across the water and saw
the Statue of Liberty in the shadowy
gloom.
Il wonder why they have its light
so small?" he. broke in on the blissful
silence
Perhaps" answered she in soul
full tone, as she coquettishly tried to
slip from his arm, the smaller the
light the greater the liberty. "-Har-
per's Magazine.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
eueooo Of Lost Baggage.

" e0SS luggage
he value Of the baggage that
As'caa tourists were forced to leave
1aleee last summer be estimated
~ hw sverige Of $50 a person, the
- sesld amount to 100000"
- = the opinion Of a writer in the
~ Mans Magazine who made
49, eesslvstions in continental Eu.
! z &c early days Of the war.
2. IN every person." he says. was
.ss : Y leave his baggage behind
"a. @s more unfortunate minority
= hays tools Of trade, because
-. la'oads we're 20 fully occupied
- transportation Of troops and
- q var that they had neither
seoek nor time to bother with
.eoesequential truck as baggage
~ : ns high rates charged in Eu.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
nm he HAD OVERLOOKED
o....,on Made Broker Wonder
w.t. w. ....r He Might Not Have
seen Deceived.

u.,eot broker of English par
w.. ..S an unusual name was talk
ss a.s other brokers, business
3 s.i1s particularly roSn'ns a. tho
s. 2, .,,Dody in this crowd u has a
= 49,, ri for sale" he said, i wish
y I s,1sI Try ~ to dispose Of it I, to me
> '. .od figure. Why? Well I'm
= 4. ~, u.rtet since yesterday for
! ,ort Of material. A,o,,t 4
=. . very nice-appea arm ~, man ofrc .,
.: ., . .'1.d for me. saw him and
~ =. ', s,m Ri, business. He told me
~ ~ .eau my name in the papers,
=, =, !. ii, name was the same as
IT, IT,. n thought, the names being
!. s1 'sr 50 be would call on me-
q. y.s very Enthusiastically Eng
!. =. "a the similarity Of names was
- |. .,u. interest, even though l hard
= s...ht he was in my class. Still
=. .,.st have been q hard-up titled
..,l.m,n working for his living, as
..ss q the best Of them do rather
-. enonse # oil somebody else.
,. t,lied along about his family
n vhsre they lived and asked me
~. mine came from and said he
- hsen living in Canada for fif-
=. or twenty years. where his
nm, had gone from England. Times
a, hard and he had come to this
srpty, where they were no softer
ma-vell, It ended by his touching
= tuf IS. His name was good for
At I thought. whether he was
Molly deserving Or not.
! when I went home in the eve
IN | told my wife about it and did
= applaud my respect for my fam
n name! Not on your parish regis
n he didn't. She looked at me
cjueslly and said: John. did the man
iAox You any papers to prove that
N name was the same as yoursT
Hat then | awoke, and II any OF you
md have q gold brick to sell will
n please pass It on to me?
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
THICK LOVELY HAIR
Because Free From Dandruff, itching,
Irritation and Dryness.

May be brought about by shampoos
with Cuticura Soap preceded by
touches Of Cuticura Ointment to spots
OF dandruff. itching and irritation. A
clean, healthy scalp means good hair.
Try these supercreamy emollients If
you have any hair or scalp trouble.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura. Dept. KY.
Boston. Sold everywhare.-Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
Spoiled the Lecture,

An amusing incident happened re-
Gently in a school in the north of Eng
land. The master was lecturing his
class of boys on smoking and the
evils attending it.
Suddenly he saw grin overspread-
ing the faces of his scholars, and on
inquiring the cause an innocent-look-
ing cherub yelled out:
Please sir, yer pipes sticking out
Of yer pocket"
The smoking lecture was abruptly
brougt to q close.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19

81 49, wiz VOSVe0.
~ ~. said the Yankee. Guess
IT. p. ulk to me about the horses.
- -. = oId mare. Maizypop. who
s.ed our best express bv a
z miles on Z so-mtle run to
% nosnins." said the Cana.
Se. -. " out on my farm one
~ ] s. NY miles from the house.
- 4. snuei storm came I'D, I
= . pony's head for home. - and
y NOV. he raced the storm $50 49,
RI a., ,ae iast ten miles that I
40. ofop. while my old dog.
~, s1es behind. had to swim
llsIsr.,als tance." - Pittsburgh
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
War In the Future,

War In the Future.
General (when bulletproof uniforms
become common)-What have you
learned?
Aid-victory will soon perch upon
our banners. We have filled the en-.
emy's clothes so full Of lead that they
can't move another step without un-
dressing.-New York Weekly.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
The Inoulsition,

Father" said the small boy, do
rabbits lay Easter eggs?"
NO. my son."
And a Welsh rabbit isn't q rabbit
at all, is it,"
mo, my son."
"Father!"
"Well?"
rs there anything that a rabbit is
on the level about?"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
Golden Rule In Business,

You get your moneys worth every
time. Hanford's Balsam is guaran.
teed to cure ailments and injuries that
can be reached by external application
or your money will be refunded by the
dealer Getting bottle now Is like
taking out insurance. Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
When Epidemic Fades.

There has been lot of grip this
spring."
"Yes," replied the sympathetic man,
II am glad the baseball season is
open. Nobody seems afraid of draft
when there is good outdoor sport to
be had"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
At us Hope Not

=. w.. queried the fussy man
- t.a ss,tias to accompany his
- = to opera, that it
= .ons to get your hat on
asr Well" snapped es' the he
- :. 20 Of the domestic de-
!, : . nn't for the same rea,
=. .oo =, you so long to ge.
~. y other narning."- Ind.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
Prohibited,

Post Office Clerk-You can't mai.
those coins in a letter You ought to
know that.
Stranger-Well, what am l going to
do? You've got sign outside that
says Post No Bills"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
No Use.

Don't you want to grow up and be
a man, Jimmie?"
What's the use. All the other boys
will be growed up, too, and it'll be
just as hard to lick 'em as ever"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19

A married mans idea of leisure is
the few seconds rest he gets while
his wife is hunting up something else
for him to do.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
A Drawback.

Doesn't she tango divinely?"
"Y-e-e-s; but she's got an awful ap.
tite!'-Judge.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19

If you wish to please the boy to
whom you are giving a present pick
out something he can break.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19

Time and tide wait for no man, but
nndertakers are more obliging.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
The Result.

How do you suppose the Belgians
took the quartering of those million
pigs on Them"
Il should imagine with rooted dis,
gust"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19

It's no credit to a man to keep his
word because no one will take it.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19

Pity for an overworked joke some
times causes us to fail to laugh when
we ought to.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
Needed.

I'm a man of few words"
tits a pity you haven't got few
Ideas to go with them"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-06-19
The Proper Thinu.

Great Scott! but this play is raw"
Then let's roast t.''-Baltimore
American.