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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-03-17
SHOW IS YOUR LIVER q"

No question Is more important, As
your liver Is, so are you, Take Hoods
Pills,-best for a sick, torpid, mlser-
able liver, blliousness, constipation,
bad taste In the mouth, etc. Sugar
coated, easily swallowed. DO not grippe.
Price CSC, OF all druggists or promptly
by mail OF G. /. Hood CO.. Lowell. Mass.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-03-17
SHADED euNBoAr SMITH.
lack Dillon Had Slightly the Better Of
Argument.

Milwaukee. Wis March l7.-Jaek oil
Ion. indianapolis heavyweight, had a
shade the better Of Gunboat smith OF
New Aoi. IN ten-round no decision
baking bout here last night in the opin-
ion Of 4 majority Of sport writer's at the
riugside.
Dillon was too fast for Smith on the
infphtiug. using rights and letts 70 The
BODY with good advantage. smith de-
PENDED almost entirely upon his lett.
irving hard with swings 70 the head.
The feht vas MARRIED by considerable
cIinebina. Referee Scott being kept busy
separating the men.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-03-17

A regular meeting 81 r. ~ VI. 2
hrauch. um g. hsii 8 p1iishers hail.
Nirhols' hlo.k Wednesday March u %
: o'clock Ter order Z o. Brown Sec
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-03-17
TooI.ATE TO BE CLASSIFIED

YARN TO RENT T. q Enlau fauailg. 500,
r...,r-Tas-z truruaut best ~ location. atuu'
&c. vnmss f-ufu BARRE mu8 nhaut 81 Arft'
~ trHH AuuiF ~ aalfu auf uE1n. 1--we
u.t-trreffie q o. y No Esre. " rs
rou SALE Acarrifse Fugarinr oatht -
- fresa II A Far=inrlan. Calsa4 "a -
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-03-17
BARRE DAILY TIMES
WEDNESDAY, MARCH u, 1918.
The Weather

Cloudy tonight, Thursday fairs mod
crate to fresh north winds.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-03-17
TALK OF THE TOWN

New hand bags at Abbott's.
A few spring SUITS and coats at Fits
Attention gents and ladies, big sale al
Fits.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-03-17

Eernlar meet NJ
"A A. WuHata u.
A-ss. 81 No I0 Ttaus
~ dsr Murgh - at
Tm
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-03-17
KAsr BARRE

Z
fr No
- Eel
IN
rft
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-03-17

During the supper hour there win b.
orchestral oVertures by q company Of
musicians led hy Professor fandL
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1915-10-21

ielleu uno buiiten, ba beiee beach
repSwer!e -osnItIemen'. bah tbnuten
lie bel ben SnOier NdbIes .pruocn"
In benz @erbe. .buiueb" griula su
baben.
3u perfaufeu: Tctltlui
0erfioro Sulle breieinhnlb Sabre
alt bci y b. @ertensmeuer,
-Gnolidl bat mie6er her Toun uur
ben, mir ritst lpu6icu Gt CT md lebi
oocr tot. Elm 9tbensssidben npn fd
aeaeber. Ser Suieph &. gucde ndm'
lit. Gr idlrribt inter anotrrm:
-Reine Sh,pader nebnsn 10 sa-
bas id aueaeipielt babe Tie Nerr
nelS-0uber. @ep. w. Gaiirpp unt
Soc Worielb baben mit ba pben nn,
aeieiat bab ida bier nod, rumtrabrle
&c clle-,uar nm 81. September ult,
az Sabre oft. Tie lltr IN ant ablau,
fen. Nbils".
TIE alte nbr mag lana nod assn
,spsnn lean Bic asas lasn kliss isk'u
Druns iaas Mot:
-S.ehtn ettk Ne hltlken mliler
seatS Saesrwv. N alsss,a.,Nta."
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1915-10-21
PUBLIC SALE

1.-The undersigned win sell at Public
Auction at ny place on Tuesday Nor.
apd the following personal property
One Player plano with 20 pieces OF mu-
sic, ! black leather Davennette, green
velvet couch. rocking chair, - d.
nhy room chairs. 2 dining tables,
he'd room tables, : parior tables, , side
boards, 1 dresssr, 3 wardrobes, ; tin
wash stands. ! hanging lamps, bed,
hpsling. smirrors. One coal oil stove,
flauadry stove. .(ke tie bol,ls Is gallons
of. .water). 2 lyundry benches. 4 wasl
sringers, 4 Kill slaughter behch, [
wash Sal.. aicssn ,nsson jars. Is wins
bottles, 7 Ton hay. p bu. pafs. I tss
and un~l haif hurse p4srsr gasoline IN
slne, - uhlsssy barrels, igrina ssaas,
4. % sal cil faaks, : wisesl harross
- "a 1onnuxvxn.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1915-10-21
I GmiIie ssesiermaHH !,

aubs ianit In geiiss HriSeea
s,en ess esbens Nahsa aus!
ssars Hur ieoteil ba hlenitesn,
esinaii iAen irhh iH's galsraans.
Ver bio nHs nir Hteuee cab,
sfgte eetnen xeit iH's @Fab,
ylief gn cimmelirsubsnqnsae
9sint iunse. iAons sefIe.
sg.e fHrs IN letter Mode beridltet.
idlisb ant Sreitaa qVpraeH 5 lIbr ben
Is. Cttober Gmiiie. 96dlterben Der
Ghslelte 6enrp &ehernaifn, an ei.
mem 2eberleiben aus ben Qe6en.
Gie aleise iuarSe ont 5. auauii
1908 81 aoelbtppn aeb0ren. DerlieB
al:u oieIs bem Renihen niht blei
benb aeaebene Stitte i'm iuaenofihen
aiter BON ~ Snhren. 2 &Uuatsn
nub IL 9neen.
Tas Seardbnis fnnb nm Spnntne
nadl benz Sphnmte inter Beiheiii.
auna Taft Der annsen @smsnibe itatt.
Ten I'M ibren 2ieblina trnuernben
EItern rnb S,ih.riiiern nnisr iunia
iles Seilsib.
Dedicated by Emiiie's ciassrns =.
4 precious friend from ~ has gone,
A voice We loved s. stille,l.
a place il vacant In aur srhoul.
Which yer can be- filcrd.
God In III. wisdom has recalled
The boon hls hove had given.
Aud though ear class mate. slmnher
here
iirr soul "a Aufe Il ilcaven.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1915-10-21
a,pm 0ricae.

W6brcnb Der leeten beibeu @pteu
boben beniide l,nt,rieUOpte I'M &Ns
teimeere 23 NaIrSeuae nit ct,ua
100, 900 gunnsn S:aiier eror6uauna
uericatt; barunter pier Transport.
ihiiie Der alliirten.
Siarte britiihe Sruppenabtheiluns
Gen ueriahten sdlansaraben nabe
Sermillis su itiirmen. pmben nit
ihperen 8erluiten suriifaeitIaa sn.
Gei Seims burhbrahen bsutife
8rnppen aui elmer 2inie upn mehr
benn ishs Meilen bic eriten Ser,
ihnusuueen Der 5rnnaUlen, tuurhen
aber, Barrier Metbunaen sufulae
,pnter tuieber surhfaetriebeu.
Gnalonb unb Srantrsih tpslleu
bic 9moanellen,aampnon auioeben
2ie -Cpfsotiunen iOlien s,uar uidlt
pl6tlih einaeFeIlt. iouberu Die Srup
ten nllmdhlid surldaesnnen ncr,
ben. Gin grunb fur Die Nafnabe
Ger TaraneIlen,anmpnane ii. on6
bic Sruppen in Serbieu aebrautt
lpcrber.
IN Serbien riidbcn bic Ceiterrei-
der, 2entihen uuo 9uIaaren laua.
lam Dor
Sn &ublnno berriht tiitcrcS
9leno. Rillioucn Der llutertbancu
eeS Barren. bic NIIes usrlrreu haben,
s'chca ole Setiler bflid,. McStau
III nit 6lldttlinneu iiberialIt
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1915-10-21
farm - psra1nfeH .

ctEt agssasi1.,tt i%css f-;t1 v'a iSi
Hify Sagecu tpi, g, ) .ttl,n sen Gaia
.VrHia. Nesl Ga.Wl Jgs req sscu;.tsn Go,
.sttscn. etcs-es, SNtd l's@.fats uEs
ldsstsa $ut.Teurs C=fss 'tSsisrs
sSCtghaGs m,i S,Hwe,r, eEiS ScyssHe
uVS aaNas gissWrt. et.yv~, SsuHHsx
.us egcs ~ tireu sr,Esswfu Ht,mS Sass
.itsE, iao MI IsJes Gaifsr tu &eVsas
95Uer. sas usrlst Salfgars cSs Gst;Ss
.lcats HaStca i.4.tItt HAH ~
T.. L. ,,es, NJ u. O,sge Citg. M.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1915-10-21
salisr Ssants fzrmss.

10 S3sE AHfsaRe pRh % Atvr Sottrm-
lsne. etn. i3sas farzl Sssis stl0 per
Stsr.
ls0 xssS Srai-iaiane init erten GesSy
zen Hns aahs eTleRaasE. Rress per xfs<
Si0s.
- SSrs nit sEtsn Schssssn ane ala
9sHe Sn,1 saItgr. 4Esis vsr x6u sio0 I
i5o xdr issr rxi6es SsasrisIans nssar
iso xtu Hntrr Ffias isza Srsis pss
Sisr Sils.
iso Nfrr Istr rsiHCs SxairislsHs, sH<f
uRasr &nltar. sstilsR zen sileubahr.
txsis ~ x1tv $fla.
xsser ben bier srasssheasa kak<n ~
vssle eseers fafmsa D iehr ssn<tueaSsF
trrsisn nnA isans. iazilaatse lss4e sE
f,lasl trsilsr
efteF & Sahtep.
siaaS sasf ssSsk iis14s
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1915-10-21
2ptaieS.
o. u. Sankey.

-5raa Senrp 6per III an &beus
mntismus leibeno.
--Seurp geumel bsioret Slepera,
turnrteit on &utpnt tbilen.
-Serr Gerborb Rabmader bon
Colt. erlehiate bier 3eitern @eidlafie.
--Sbftp. 3. u. Fiepenbrod war
aninnas ber Gptte Sur dushiIie
bsim Observation-Disclosures In Taos.
--Mnpur Geurp u. Srunc IN aui
Der arnuteulilte.
-Serr 9uie Scuepcp ludr DiCuS.
TUG aeitditlidl In bee stantSbaupt.
taoi.
-Serr Seinridb 5tpd. Der belieb.
te 9iaarreniabri,aut ben gieip Sa'
ben, NO. irradl bier 5rsitda BET iei'
men aunben epr.
-Ser aart Naiier netf Gaitiu,
Io,pit bic Satin bet 0errn 9erb 1rn
glnBTeper, madlien nm Wprtaa Yc
Iudl In SsIisriUn Gitp,
-Ser auautt 9appet II aeatn.
iudrtla bier I'M 9uisreiie Der Central
Stotes aiie 9uluGpce Gn., weide
@siellidldit CT oIS SGent psrtritt.
tbdtia.
-0err 2puis SrtbaS ocu 3cifcriuu
City. iueilt ieit msbreren 1nacn bier
nuf Geiuh bel Sd)lrnaer uEo Sdlwe,
fer Serrr uro Srau Geo. ". gseruer.
-oerr un0 5rnu 6rart arcmct
nebit sohtcr rca 2opic Greet. be-
ilttten bier nm Gierstaa ben Sobr
unb Srnoer Guaui.
-tslour 9poerina" (Natten) aa'
rantirt nidlt 40 bleiten. gleuefs
nno eleaaHte Wuher. sn m6binem
asrsiic bel ecnrp v. Druue.
~ -gom /. Sttober an bio sum 81,
Tesember erb6lt isbe 4eripn fur ie,
ben Collar @ertt In unierem Stors
netu,iste spaare siusi apuie auI ,mel
Siiber- -iets..
@erion IL Sitien,eper.
-Tas 2eaen neuer Wptieu lpi,
eas Unitrsidlen btr bieiiaen Rariei
Bride. N ipeten bon lnierea Sau
nlslilsrn 0uritoaulsl S,p's. besnhe,
purben.
- Tie drt. Clara 0psr uno Nane
eaetbett nladlten aeitern init Suoa,
Shoulpeder In beiien autpmpbii ei
nsn ansflua mad Meta.
-esrr Gitbelm quede bratlte an
Eunntaa feline Gattin lpie aud hi,
Shmieaermutter @ittiue D. 3. Wit
be su einem Seinhe ibrer Yermanb
ten nada Ct. 9hpmas.
SRI. &pia StndenidneiSer ipur
be an Wputna ron bier atnebolt !,
eiuem Utiudse ber felt letter Rph'
In 6rreburn ,rphnsnben ettsrn aul
Gsifuifer oer 5amilie Gtrif Stud
.enimneiber.
--Serr oern,ann Softsunann. be-
mere stnish. IN ON Tieuisna mi
sanilie aub alien basneetbrines
oansmobilar bier cinaetrufIeu un,
stot bal neni,di pon oerrn 6enfp g
E6eppers netanits Giafntham tesp
aen. Sic fns uns milffumnieti! Nm
Abcab pnbe ihnn bon Der hlenne,
Daroei6aif ein stdnb6eH aebradf
p1fnr &c iim hardl uutf Hepirttani
,.beifne .bsbaulen.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1915-10-21

ioaIsidi alis 6srben t5lefeH IN esHx
isiH Serum uertpenoei .Dbirol nHr ein
fall uon. Raal unS alaHsnisad'e
piriiiA aeiaHbsH. Hns 20 ME be.
risfcH worbsn bns bieitr 6atl 5ru
isiHem SsrHm berfinmme.
SIR. Gensoift erhielt elm @ripat.
Uerhbr nla uriade nnsHaebeH uarHm
lparum SrtoatptrRbr1 r1
isiH Grlnubnik itteiH nidt Dibsrrn.
len rueroeH iOlie. asleitst eHra Tr.
EUrieu. 8. &. Ealter Hnb 9. s.
: 'Srien uom ShrD Der Sietsuhtin.
>uitrie. uuo SObu R. Burns. SOlis
ritDr oes AderEanoepartmeHts beiitH
6eriht mitSntersiie eruartet miro.
ia, bas IN and intereiiantl
8. R. 9.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1915-10-21

sRir waHi@sn t'sr,att alien Aaatatn,
3rtaseea mo Scrrane,tu ete .ans In DC,
lstlen sraaiee,t ans TN Toes unltes In
alpu aflisbssn 1ntissAsns emillt ihgt lish,
redeem Dieufs seltihet uWuea arrsmelta
cen Caai ~ stiiaitn,.
f.s Nents Nsnetmaan, Saier.
nnna @eiiesmanH., Rat,er.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1915-10-21
3a ucrtauieH.

op;is netj, ysitha,l orarsriszb an
oiE Ssefctalil Nciel. C-lsshGf
bat 20 ;Es ::5.,,ii;s i;s;t;;sc;;:: ;s;;ss;;: nit 1ieis
gIH 500 Suf. sRar wsaSc III az
>;n GiatE,asucr. y. i. Spras
ever Esttg lc.ic. 3'c.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1915-10-21
e,ais nfse, sius t,et.s.s sarm.

SO Sscv. s,U Sssy ae;r. 9aglrr gRs
~ Seti>tlaSo grislGRt:ts l;ssEe .EA, Z
scssnnta uae O. Nsrt esse ase sls rpsast.
1aA, SaMaaavs, tAtr rssssigt,3eJ. SsarCRs
-iheSs HRe SgaitiRrEtauA. Tts't Tarrs u
7et4lta s,t -. geu psyfs2,a es III Issn
'SAhrsaW't Ssa'ieg ,iSitGE. cSg;cs rrrnscz
an saAsnsaGT. SGSs Ss=s n cut "a RsTs
AvattiCastr %siaTun'. Sgr' SalsR peE
Scgn;eNs gas sycJ Itt;lea vsa gt'sRadsn.
Stgrp an ser uu:tttn CsJeag ssy SasR. t3as
.3t irrtt I ,fsa...t'sVgsd w,s eG4 StlS
vscR S,yttaNasl. ts@;r; SSiss,I,d. xauiu
lana is's,.;sr <S;'s sita,:sH. c eS,e. So
per Nscg.
e,lns aasrrr farm.
Sulhaa 80 Gtes, %eE str 80 Asrrs uR.
,eg Sg.igF ',gs toO Attss Ssess,i isaS Sess
ten. eas aetts tig'sS Sg'saus, SO Aesr,
,asi!wci't GS,sssaRs. ilHe siRst,AaRi. Ga.
tee SsesaAaGs, syese ses, asas S&snas u
Gshsaassauss, adtes SsnRasa Hass esw
SAait Was ssaSST ia,s $ish wlsTsRs ess
saWtu Slsses. Srste Eeeakste'erena ur,s
Segtgssns Sr.NeuRs. Der SySis per aast
,aF eitls SIyHs ll S<a, bic SaI'ts haar, eeg
&sa sssea SSTsssRi Stnisn ani ZEN Sduisi
tslssh,ee Sett.
Sie;e Sayrsss sissea flaI reip. ieAs siz
bale Sss.lsa ven De- eusEerha rae reip.
xsSlIsR rem Spuatsitse SasCankia. Beet
SaneHnssa al ssIsen Sarstra. Sei,stsiEs
gut
Gaarpp & SwaHieu.
Ssaeaai'a eesg Sascumeta, hf
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1915-10-21
TRIBUTE TO HENRY FORD

Of Detrcit. Mich, for refusing sis,-
100000 contract for Allies munition-
and far his manly stand against the Al.
lies Billion Loan. Henry Ford is the
great auto manufacturer,
Three cheers for Ford!
une manly man. :,
That knows no fawn nor fear
One upright, true American y
Whom patriots hold dear
Who spurns the Brltons tempting gold
Who never VIII be game, ~
To have our people robbed and sold
To feed wars helltsh fiams.
Who cares not fer the dollars chink,
II tainted he its lure
What cen tho fifteen millions blink
<with vengeance swift and sure):
Who knows that One counts every sigh
Each wound and ghastly main,
Each widows tears, each orphans cry,
And shrapnel's deadly aim:
Who would not (e'er so high pcrccnO
Bsquca,h one soyereign's loan,
granc. ruhle, Liia - 10 he ent
~ .well the human groon'
Ghn'd rather help the yeomans cause
and build hi. tractors TRUE
To ilIl the eorth ~ Naturrs laws
10 iench Us hor 10 DO.
n tlli the soil vill uartion plb~,
Noi trench or snppsrs mine~
Nor rralars torn by greaade's ihEen
Engufang human linr'
No yields Ike these do thee decoy,
Sor prompt thy hearts de'ire;
Ills making Men, not To destroy,
rhine heart does never tire.
America, feel safe As yet,
such men true rampards be
Of honor bright lest We forget
Her true nobility.
- o. u. Sankey.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1915-10-21
WERNER & CO.
Gin a.teeS sSunoeHH1ittrl

|saaEti8$li5 Fas ssRants r-A s!.aeaieuAs
ksi &inS piss mo S'sTssr. SEt;s Sl35 ?1
Gaisi. 9ertotrei periaaet hti
Ssra. 1rtmrHrr. 8siig9l.ii, 2xa
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13

Butler are Supposed to mix cock
tail for Welcome guest she explain
Because Of the ignorance of genius
I shall tell YOU how do" she fetch
forth bottles amidst crackle ice d.
appropriate shakes
This seem very poison" 1 snug
gest-
All cocktails are mixture Of un-
health" she say so. Pour those in
grediums inside silver shake in = *
u" 1 do so. Add ice I do so.
"Churn to any extent L accomplish
At this instantly came severe ring Of
dOOrbeu. Those are welcomed guest
arrival" she tell kiudishly II let
them in 1ou continue to shake L
continue Pretty soOnly she make
comeback
Everybody i'm front house enjoy
great thirst are next wisdom from
her. Duty Of butler is TO place all
cocktail on silver dish containing
glassware With respectful bows you
must ueXtly deliver TO guests"
seldom have lady been so kind to
my youth I pronounce with slight
week Of tone while marching forthly
in Erandness Of my wide dress SUIT
accomplishing drunktray between my
hands.
Mr.. Editor I require 10 know if I
do wrong When 7 elapsed into that
room everybody there stood looking
Newport / walk 10 mast OF LnaL en-
circle when. Of suddenly. all talk
ceased TO converse and considerable
eyesisht turned on me.
What this222itH' commit Hon. Mrs.
Hodzig. making leaps 10 her slippers.
Cocktail being hgttled.' I dissr-
range.
what national costume you wear
ing2T
Dress suit OF America, I narrate.
Pass drink so we forget, she snob.
do so. Each fashionable drunkard
make tip-up to glass make smacklips
when-O sudden, Faugh-bahi Eero-
senetr'
Togo. species Of mice. where you
got this cocktail27 This from Hon.
Mrs.
In Buttle room" I collapse while
walking backwards toward there.
Aristocrstically she chase me to
there When I got inside there stood
all servants like chorus girls expect
ing fire.
4 have observed many things dur
ing marriage pronounce Hon. Mrs.
TO all assembly. Yet never yet have
1 met such Butler. Planchette-- this
to Irish lady-"what are the matter
with ToEoZ7
Trouble with him is he is no gen
tlemsn," renounce that feminine While
shooting me with eyes
Then she should never have been
allowed TO buttle in my home"
schreech Hon AIRS. HOdziE. And next
instantly I was elsewhere.
Hoping you are the same.
Yours truly.
HASHIMURA TOGO.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13

and skill And so NE find the walls Of
every hunting hall and spOrtsman's
club covered with the defiant arms
taken from the heads az stags. moose
bucks. antelOpes. buffalo. vapiti
pronG-horns, and other noble same ami
mails
one can see at a glance that some
horns are not intended for simple gor-
ing. like those Of a bull. hut for get
ting a Paul Jones grip on the enemy
lashinE the masts together. so to sneak.
Once iuterlocked. with their rough.
corrugated surfaces increasing tho
friction. two pairs OF horns like those
would not easily come apart until one
or the other Of the cOmbatants had
fallen.
some OF the big fighting goats. like
Marco Polo's "arEaH." found on the
Roof Of the world" the lofty table
land Of the Pamirs. possess horns thar
form complete spirals. and look as III
they would be more embarrassing than.
effective as weapons. but their owners
know how TO handle IN .m with am thc
skill OF a Turk Of the old DAYS. suish-
ing Off heads In battle with his sickle
shaped scimctar.
While the primary purpose OF
horns can hardly be REGARDED ass any
thing other than To- scr-e as weapons
vet in many cases they WauifeStly play
O. part i'm adorument also. They are Of
ten mark OF sex, possessed bg the
male. lu that way they give a sense
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13
Men and Women
The Little Things That Make or Mar Married Life
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX.

Of the lack OF toast. IIen are creatures
Of habit, but they are not creatures
who snalyze how the habits were
formed.
Trines make up the life Of any
woman who has not gone out into the
world TO fight IL on the basis Of big
things rather than trifles- And since
our mothers and grandmOthers back
through countless generations were
h0me-makers rather than wage earn
ers. we are naturally and instiuctively
and By inheritance dealers in triflcs
rather than iuNthe big facts OF fight
ing the world
BY some iuscrutalle law OF Provi-
denCe not one man in thousand has
any consciousness Of trifles. The
rhousandth man is a nervous. petty
sort OF creature who may rememL er
that we like yellow roses and Cetest-
ed red ones. but he could not
steer us through a crowded street on
the way to a football game. or get US
out OF an excursion rush or make US
feel safe just 20 be with him in a panic
in the subway
ANY woman's future comfort is
likely to depend on her schooling her
self not to care because John fO-gets
his wedding anniversaries year after
year-and never sends her flowers
when she is Sic. A manly man is
fairly sure TO neglect your taste in
little things
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13
Repubshed by Permission of Good Housekeeping Magazine

Are not a Butler a servant likewise
TO me2' I ask TO know
a Butler are never likewise to any
bOdy.' he ErOwel aristOcratally.
While I work there two days I never
seen such pride except among theaters
That Hon. Butler were scraped 10 by all
who come near in kitchen. Head hired
girl who was irish lady name OF
PHnchette. refer TO him continuously
as Mr. Jams When dinner are being
ate in servant dining room Hon. Butler
set TO head Of table and tell stories Of
society while drinking remainders of
champagne. When he relate humOristic
antidote all servants report 20 Mr.
James" amidst giggles. while Hon.
Paris cook are proud to accept cigaru
stolen from pantry.
Tt We're very inspired to observe the
admiral behavior of this Mr. Jams when
dinner w-r-s be- delivered tC wealthy
eaters in front house. I51V he would
make the bOss-Ial5 10 Miss planchette,
Irish lady, while stirring mixed o'is On
food How he would carve Craveuette
OF duck with neat slash Of knife similar
TO heroes pokinE swords! From a crack
Of doorway, when other servants were
not kicking me away because Of my
Japanese ancestry. I could see him
make his thumbs wooden and march to
front parlor where he acknowledge,
Dinner is server And when he make
those speech all wealthy society arose
respectfully to him and walk TO table.
only royal persons attract such att6n-
ton.
But when Thursday a. m. arrive up,
what happen2 That Mr.. Jams. ] dis
tinctually realized, was very affection
ate to wine-druuk which are vice pecu-
liar TO nobility Last night considerable
champagne corkage had been neglected
by Hon. Boss Dinner in front house. so
Hon. Jams absorb this in pantry, be-
cause it are butler duty TO see nothing
wasted Consequence Of this next early
day he remained in pantry among dress
suit and other wreckaCe-
Jams. you are toxicl' holla Hon.
Mrs HOdziE, showing disrespect for
his lofty.
Ave you no pity for a edache2" re-
sumo Hon. James hottily, while sleep
ing some more.
Deliver him with baggage snugEest
Hon. Mrs. amid weeps while pointing
chauffeur TO r. r. station SO he so
quickly similar TO other dead kings.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13

Boo hoo" This from her. Tonight
we must dish out dinner for ten li0)
great wealthies, yet who shall be but
Ter for it,"
ct couldr' this from me while
emerged forth from behind stove where
I hid from servant prosecution
Japanese buffers are considered
very refined narrate Hon Mrs with
Ethel Barrymore voice. can You do
this work."
Yes And more" Thusly I say it.
You are employed she olllcute.
When she said this I could see tense
ness expressed among all servants
similar to politicians when Mayor is
elected We wish have early dinner
tonight
1t shall be fed at six sharply"
six she shreech. There are no
such number as six in the vocabulary
OF food. When 1 say early mean
$50
Mr. Editor. great Generals are usu-
ally of short taIness- When Hon Ma
poleOn stood on dignity il took bal
looms to reach his brain. Nothing are
so proud as meekness when it stops
Thusly 1 emerged TO kitchen in COM
plete butlerism. making slight Teftness
and slight rightness to my eyes SerT-
ants when 1 approach look calm oul
nervous.
Miss Plauchette,1 7 report to Chief
Irish girl, kindly TO fetch forth one
cigar of Havana origin and be less
careless with your apron-tle-
Il accomplish no such servility for
Japanese upstark." she renig, peevly-
Are YOU aware to who you are
speaking at2 / necessitate-
I are too aware she scrunch-
Female slavery. you are expected
to show debaseness while looking at
my highness." 1 deploy to Miss Marie,
second Irish, who response by sniE-
gers in her language I could not
notice such a lack of chivalry, so /
approach to where Hon Cook Man
was hOtting water for stove.
Mr.. MOnsir," I say, so grandishly,
for lack of snobbery I am willing
to converse slight humoristic anti
dOtes with YOU
Entente cordiale" he retork with
voice while pouring hotted water TO
my shoes. I rebuke his nearness by
backing off. What would Hon. ma
pOleon do in such battles2 I am un-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13
Would Put Dean Inge 70
Test Nth Typhoid Serum
For Determined Stand

London, Eng, March 13.-Dean Inee,
Of St PauTs cathedral. who declared a
few weeks ago that the people aritat-
ing against incubation for typhoid
ought TO be hanged for their countrv's
good. has been invited by viscount
HabertOn TO subEil TO incubation and
then drink unfiltered. water for seven
DAYS afterward- The dean has not yet
replied
Viscouut Haberton and other mem
bers OF the Dumb Friends league. as
the British society Tor the prevention
Of cruelty to animals is called. have
been making a fight against inocuIa-
ton a large proportion Of army re-
cruits have in consequence refused to
submit to the serum Scientific men and
the army doctors then got their ire up
but none went so far as dean Inge. who
prescribed hanging for The members Of
the league This brought the retort
from the leagues secretary that the
dean was an apostle Of coWpox"
Dean InEe is ordinarily not a friend
Of science. since only a year ago he
prOphesied the coming extinction OF
DarWinism and atheism. which he held
TO be allied. On account Of his pessimis-
tie views Of society. he is commonly re-
ferred to IN the London press as the
gloomy dean