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The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
\ GREAT LOSS IF LIVES REPORTED
In Most Terrific Storm. In
 History of Country
KILLS FIVE HUNDRED
PROPERTY DAMAGE ESTIMATED AT TWELVE MILLION DoL.ARS

NEW ORLEANS. Ger. z-Fellomzng 2 q ls1l ia the zsOE@ thar k2s been r~s- ing s1Anx shs Gulf 2n1 9Lis;sszssipg5 val ley, reE.a-ss ana bso0gAs sa sAcwias that Svsr t1ve AuRlred and fifty lost 5AsIr lives tAroagA 1Ae hurricane TAsrs z-e still @any Nssiying dis srisss se te heard from that Will in crease the kzrge EEMhSr Ct eas@4ltss< already -zzEEaoE.ss3-
 Wkas zs considered vsrv eaEssrva tive ezalE4Gs of the dzm&ge done so p-op%rsg- as said s0 bs over twelve uilli1z&
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
PROGRESSING NICELY
THE NEW CHARCOAL POINT ROAD

NIT. Heath is progressing very nice Y with the new road, starting the work at the Charcoal Point end, he has it finished quite a distance aIop. ihe Leach. The coDstru5r;9e work is E. .ic and eeed locking fir work Of tbis kind. II is to be hored that tn, City continues tho walk inside the City limits this fall, otherwise the residents of Charcoal Point Precinct will not derive any benefit from the new road this winter.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
STEAMER TYC0NDA
 BURNS AT ANC0RAGE
CAME FROM SEATTLE FOB
 SERVICE ON STTKTNE RIvER

SEWA8Ds Oct 2-A telePAons zaez- ssgs received hsre Last evening sala os 1As 5s.ssruczlNa bE fire &s Aneaer- age 0tg As stern wheeler Tyeonaz- Par tle1Lzrs wsre 19s glye1-
 The zszrnwkeelsr Tyegas1A wss blils Ss Ballard. W1sA- and w4x sent north szriy izss spring fox service gn thS Szlkins rigsFi with iEs base of szP- plies se Wr4agsn- Captain Sdmon KildAIl, aa cl1stzeE ia shsse waters p5lgses1 sEs stsa@e- up the S1ikiae the first trip The Owuess made a eeugle of srIgs ID shs river 4E8 then Jeff for Azeaorage, wAsre is was being operated wesz brzed
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
AT KI SOUTH AT NOON

The Al-Ki took the following pas sengers south at noon today; Miss Jennie Heath, \. G. Nickel and wife, R. P. Walsh and wife, Mrs. 'Ifs. Haines, Carl Belmont, NJ. ! Walsh. A. L. Hubbard, wife and children and Mrs. Samuel Larson and baby.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
1872 MOOSE PARTY
 IN HE FIELD
Contingent on Concession
 In Republican Platform
PARTY LEADERS MEET FORMULATE PLANS FOR THE
 COMING CAMPAIGN

BOSTON, Oct. 2-Contingent upon securing concession in tine National Republican platform at the coming campaign, the leaders of the Progress sive party have agreed to support kc- publican nominees. Otherwise, the party will nominate their own can didates for the various offices through out the country and fight the old guard.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
PRINCE OF WALES HAS EAERoW
 ESCAPE FROM DEATH

Paris, Gsss- z-The Priaes of Wales had narrew escape fr7sz being blown so stazs w1sz- 2s he waS in 1he zes of stepping fral his zzto 10 watch she VrQEresz et 5ks fighsiaz line. zs L0os, zheil s1plasie,1 thss tls~ s1e ehautfer so pieces The Prince esezP- ssl with aaIy 3 few serazehes-
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
BULGARIA. WILL JOIN TEUToNS

LoNDoN, Oct. 2-It was ascertain ed today that Bulgaria had finally -leeisled to join the Teuton effort so cut their way through the Balkans fer d concerted attack on western frontiezs.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
CITY OF SEATTLE SOUTH


 The City of Seattle arrived at elev- ell o'clock last night from the north, loaded to the guards with freight, in- cluding 5000 eases of salmon from Wrangell; 250 bbls., of oil from Kill .snoo; 5000 cases of salmon from Hawke Inlet and 5000 cases from Glacier Bay. She also carried III passengers. The following took pas sage from here: Alice Cook, Albert Evans, James Smith, J. H. Barber, D. Zarili, Dan1. Leahy Mrs. Wm. lief fiery and MT. Wm. Jeffry, H. w. Heid- man, wife and son, Mrs. E. D. Davis, Chas Byers, John Bury, E. Penny, T.. Sinclair and l.. N. Kibbe.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
At The DREAM ToNieht
A LEAF FROM THE PAST


 The Lutim eomFany Is furnishing gAe feature as sAe Dream tonight l. $ swo part feature, ! Leaf From Iae Past, 2 gripping and powerful PF0-
 @1;l0a bringing ozE desails of 4uaa Ity ia every branch. Hearss-S -Selis News has < new set of German waE pictures and Alsa plsatv ot local iteaas- This ls TEe Life, ls s1le eomesHg. taken frans This is Tas Life tas eomedy An Of The season See II 1e zigAt- Tozorrow night an entlrs change of program. opening wisA Mzry Piekfog8 ia TAe American Maid Mary is at her best n thIz one Bread Cpo, the Waters. is the tEo pert feature with LIIlizz Walker and Kate Price in she title roles. Ruth Roland, 1be Ksleza girl. is furnishing t1e com e1y- The BlngviLls Fire Department l. is one of sAcze roaring and scream ing kind The biggest feature of the wheae saoN is the Pzthe Daily News showing th4 Allied Fleet entering EAe D4rdAaslles- This iz bF fzE the besa war picture WE have eFsE had The sutire fleSs tr0m ths sabzaarfnss IT. iz se-- under foreed drzught, Some of she1 ssezming 10 their doom IAIs picture R4s taken from ehe 5eek Of one of the fast cruisers Do not fail so sec 1his picture, 4s is has no e4u7i
 The Jlsney r4ee stands az toLl0ws:
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
TWO BOATS TO LEAVE SOON FOR
 THE NORTH

Seattle, Oct. 2-The steamer North western is scheduled to sail for the north Monday morning at ten o'clock with the following passengers for Ketchikan: Mrs. J. Parson and Mrs. Mcclellan.
 The Dolphin is also scheduled to sail Sunday evening, but thus far no passengers are known to have sc- cured their passage aboard of her.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
CAUGHT A DEER IN FISH TRAP

h the fish trap just south of town. and belonging to Capt. Forss, deer was caught today. This Is an unusual oeeuSranee, but two years ago the same thing happened near Peters burg and tfe deer was rescued and is alive today.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
cAPnANo STRIKES A ROCK

SEATTLE, Oct. 2-The steamer capiIano operating along the Van eouver coast is high and dry on I rock at Savary island, says dis patch just received. It is feared that the steamer will be a total loss.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
BULGARIA. IS MoBILIzING EVERY
 AVAILABLE MAN

MILAN. Oct. 2-From reliable sources of information, it is learned today that Bulgaria is mobilizing every man mp to the age of fifty years.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
OTNGS IN THE
 DISTRICT COURT

At the time Of going to press, the jury in the ease of the United States vs- the man from Craig, charged with T statutory offense. had not returned
 Civil eases have been set for Mon day.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
PRINCESS SoUTHBoUND
 THIS MORNING

The Princess Alice left for the south this morning on time, taking from Ketchikan Rev F. Delo and Miss Bernice Payne for Seattle and Capt. J. Magee to Prince Rupert.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
SOUTH ON THE PRINCESS

Miss Bcrnice Payne left for th' south this morning on the Princess Alice. It is understood she is on I short vacation.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
DR- COOK JAILED AS GERMAN
 SPY. RELEASED LATER

SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. 2-Tele- graphic news from Rangoon, Bruma. British India, says that Dr. Cook, of North Pole fame, who is now in h. dia. was arrested and held in jail for several days as German spy. He finally succeeded in establishing his identity and was released.
 Rain coats for anybody and every hodv at FieId,s 4 off sale. Adv.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
FRENCH MAKE SMALL
 GAIN IN LABASSE
FIGHTING IN THE CHAMPAGNE
 REGION CONTINUES

LONDON. Oes-a-A late report from the lines ot battles in the vicinity 0f LalSsse, say that the French have uaade another snail gain over the ezeay and says that fisating is rsess desperate with enorn0as loss On both sides as.lk
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
FIFTY SUBMARINES SUNK SINCE
 HE WAR BEGAN

WASHINGTON, Oct. 2-The Brit is Admiralty caused 8 statement 10 be issued today in which the sinking of fifty submarines is made.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
ELECTS NEW COMMANDER

WASHINGTON, Oct 2-As : meeting Of the Grand Army veser- ans held yesterday. Elias Monf0rt, was chosen Grand Army Commander.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02

FOund-A Small black vest-poeket mem@rapdan book Please call al ihis office and prove pr0perty. Ad.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
THIMBLE CLUB

The Thimble Club held its regular weekly meeting with Mrs. Jack Davies this afternoon.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02

Those menss and wom4as blue szrgs szi7s zz F14l3ss far sIs-75 sSEnos te dgplieats,3 anywhere fer sz509 and th5s ix u1 5Ite talk Adv.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
ENTERTAINED AT LUSCEoEN

Mrs + C FTeld- entertained sev- erzl gssszs zs luueheoa tcsizy in k2a- c. of Mrs Nes5ie Ball @ho leaves ssgr1ly for the East
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02

We expect a shipment of Dry goods soon and the prices will be right, at the Bon Marche. Adv.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02

NEW YORK 0ci- z-The world : baseball zsEie~ l. sehes5aIsd to begin a1 PhIEzsEeEpz54 next Friday.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02

Job F-n1izg zsaslT and quickly dome zs tAs Niasr-
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02

Sweaters frgn sz65 70 s5-25 al F5eId's retiring from buxinass sale
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
MAKING
 PROGRESS
Despite Strong Resistance
 Are Going Ahead
DVINSK AND V0LHNIA
DETERMINED TO REACH
 OBJECTIVE POINTS SOON

LONDON. Oet, s-Adviees from
 pesregrad confirm she report of yes sesslay thar the Germans were slowly progressing toward their objective
 points, Dviusk and Volhynia, despite she strong resistance encountered oa sheir way, although II Is reported that she RussiznS are hOlding their own in many parts of the fighting lines In ssrlsy circles anE other u eR com petsnt to judge. il Is believed that it
 is a matter of only few days be fore sha TeatOns reach their points, unless Russia can re-enforee her lines
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
THE BURNSIDE IS COMING
 TO REPAIR THE CABLE

Seattle, Oct. 2-The government steamer Burnside has been ordered to leave for the north Monday for the purpose of repairing the United States government cable. The department considered that the usual overhauling of the cable would be easier done at this time than later.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
ROUGH RIDER SENT TO HADLEY

The Pacific Coast $. s. Co.,. sent the Roughrider to Hadley last night for the following passengers for the S. s. City of Seattle: Mr. and Mrs. Heidman. Don Williams, Mir. and Mrs. Jcffries, Mrs. E. D. Davis and son Arden, wife and son of Chief Engin- eer on the Government Wiredrag, s. s. Equator.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02
MOVEMENT OF BOATS

NoRTHBoUND Spokane, Monday, Oct. 4th.
 SoUTHBoUND Admiral Evans, midnight, tonight. Alliance, Sunday, Oct. 3rd.
The daily progressive-miner., 1915-10-02

EDINBURG. Oct "A severe earthquake was felt today nearly ali over Scotland. No serious damage is reported
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
JAPANESE TREE A WONDER
Puts Forth Immense Orange Which
Develops Into the Shape of the
Human Hand.

IN Japan grows an immense orange,
the shape of the human hand, from
which fact it derives it's name, "the
five-fngered orange" Some of the
largest of the matured fruit measure
eleven inches from stem to tip of the
middle finger. Naturalists say the
fruit has been developed into its pres
ent shape by mimicry aiming at self
protection.
AS If further to protect its singu-
larly delicious fruit, the trees twisted,
gnarled branches are so entangled
with the trunk that it is impossible
to find two inches of stem. growing in
the same direction. The tree seldom
grows more than six feet high and
sends out multitude of long, hard
needle-pointed thorns.
When in bloom this ugly tree is an
immense bouquet of the most beauti-
full and fragrant blossoms, like those
of the ordinary orange tree and par.
ticularly lovely pink blush color.
The flowers, which make their ap-
pearance IN June or July, grow in
clusters of two or three blossoms. The
fruit is lemon-yellow, growing green
ish towards the stem.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
Lepers Allowed to Mate.

The Russian Medical council has
given permission for lepers to marry
with each other, but not with healthy
mates. The Lancet remarks that as
the birth-rate among lepers is very
low, the percentage of infant leprosy
is only about five per cent. But, 1t
adds, at is imperative that arrange
ments be made in advance, and the
reasons carefully explained before
hand to the leprous parents, to re-
move at once any newly born infant
from the custody of its mother to a
distant home provided by tho authori-
ties where. the child may grow up
without danger of acquiring the infec.
ton from its maternal parent"
For leprosy is not believed to be
hereditary, but the intimate contact
between mother and a nursing baby
is the surest means of conveying the
Infection.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
WASTED A LOT OF TOUCHING
Perspiring, Stout Individual Discovers
He Has Squandered Energy in
Pushing Elevator Buttons.

On the eighth floor of one of Salt
Lakes office buildings a stout man
raced perspiringly the circuit of the
signal buttons of the four elevators.
why touch them all?" asked thin
man
Because l want to catch the first
car down." answered the stout one de.
terminedly, the while he mopped his
brow and waited with confident ex.
preston of having corralled the serv-
ice.
But the touching of any of the
four buttons signals the first elevator
going down" protested the cadaverous
man. rs that not right?" he asked
the elevator boy as they stepped
aboard a car. The youth answered
in the affirmative upon hearing an ex-
PLANTATION of the question.
WELL" said the stout party, 1--WE
sure been wasting a lot of button
touching. Lake Tribune.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
HAD ORIGIN IN DIPLOMACY
Famous Phrase Which Is Often Used
Has Been Ascrlbed to
Bishop Of Milan

when you are in Rome do as Rome
does" is one of the proverbs that are
so old that their origin is lost in the
mists of antiquity.
It is generally asserted, however,
that it arose from the following incl
dent, given in one Of st. Augustine's
epistles: Augustine was in the habit
of dining upon Saturday as upon Sun
day, but being puzzled with the DIFF
ferent practices then prevailing (for
they had begun to fast at Rome on
Saturday. he consulted St. Ambrose,
the bishop of Milan, on the subject.
The answer of the Milan saint was
this: When l am here 1 do not fast
on Saturday, but when at Rome I do
fast on Saturday,"
Burton, in his Anatomy of Melan-
choly," speaks Of those persons who
are always swayed in mind and action
by their surroundings. when they
are at Rome" he says, they do there
as they see DONE"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
MOROSE MAN LOSES FRIENDS
Serious Error Is the Habit Of Taking
offense When Nothing of the
Kind Is Intended.

Some persons are always in an un
comfortable frame of mind IL not down.
right unhappy. And this even when
there is not any real cause for unhap-
piness or grief, but when small Of
lenses or negligences to which no
second thought should be given are
magnified. The more one allows his
mind to dwell on these things, the
greater he finds them. He Views him.
self as being always in the right, and
recounts the favors he has bestowed.
These so occupy him he forgets favors
received. With this disposition, man
seldom stops at nursing his wrong
of them to others, presenting the char
acter of one with whom he is offended
In a wrong light, thereby doing an in
Justice. He Is SO filled with bitter
thought of his grievance that his
gloomy face and dismal tone cast
gloom on those about him. He be-
comes so morose that his company is
disagreeable. Others, observing his
disposition to take offense quickly,
feel that It may be their turn next to
irritate him. One cannot enjoy free
dom of conversation when someone is
watching for Sights. How much bet
ter it would be in the first place to
say, "He meant no offense," or per
haps he has troubles of his own that
make him negligent" Better first look
fairly at ones own conduct and see
If every word or every act will bear
being weighed in the balance. Life
is too short and too valuable to be
wasted in useless dissension. Think
the best and speak the best you can
of everyone You will be the better
for it and the happier.-Milwauke
Journal.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
HOW GREAT INDUSTRY BEGAN
Chemist May Be Said to Have Stun.
bled over a Discovery of I'M
mense Importance.

An experimenting chemist. endeav.
oring to produce artificial Quinine, U.S.
ing a base known as aniline, not only
obtained coloring matter called mauve,
but laid the foundation for the coal-tar
color industry, which has developed
until today almost every color and
shade of color is derived from ami
line Aniline had been obtained previ-
ously from the indigo plant anil"
The discovery of mauve created
large demand for the artificial aniline
base, and gave unexpected value TO
benzine. 1t yielded aniline by being
treated with nitric acid and with the
dust. Having done its work in the
aniline still, the dust was used by the
gas maker to cleanse his coal gas from
sulphur, and then it passed to the
manufacturing chemist, who burned the
sulphur out of it and produced sui
phuric acid-a cycle of operations
whose beginning and end was the uti-
liZation of waste. This method of pro
ducing color was responsible for the
desolate madden fields of France and
Holland and for the loss to the Hindus
of their long-cherished indigo cultiva-
tion. Anthracene, one of the heavier
oils of coal tar, caused the fall of the
madder-growing industry. The madden
produced violets, reds. blacks. purple
and dark browns. Anthracene was
sold very chcaply for lubricat,ng pur-
poses until certain chemists heated 1t
with zinc filings and produced alizarin,
and then the secret of the madden
plant was discovered. In this way
chemistry displaced agriculture, one
pound of alizarin having the coloring
power of ninety pounds of madden,
and the lubricating oil sold at trifie
as waste became valuable coloring
matter.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
You Can Get Rid of


There is immediate relief for skins
itching, burning and disfgured by
eczema, ringworm, or similar torment
ing skin trouble, in warm bath with
Resinol Soap and simple application
of Resinol Ointment. The soothing,
healing Resinol medication sinks right
into the skin, stops itching instantly,
and soon clears away all trace of erup-
ton, even in severe and stubborn
cases where other treatments have
had no effect. After that, the regular
use OF Resinol Soap is usually enough
to keep the skin clear and healthy.
You need never hesitate to use Resi-
mol 1t is Doctors prescription that
has been used by other physicians for
years in the treatment of all sorts of
skin affections. 1t contains absolutely
nothing that could injure the tenderest
skin. Every druggist sells Resinol
Ointment and Resinol Soap.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
Real Cold.

An American and a Scotsman were
discussing the cold experienced in win
ter in the north of Scotland.
"Why, it's nothing at all compared
to the cold weather we have in the
States,' said the American. 81 can
recollect one winter when a sheep,
jumping from hillock into field,
became suddenly frozen on the way, and
stuck in the air like mass of ice.
"EBut, man," exclaimed the Scots
man, "the law of gravity"
~ know that replied the tale
pitcher. "But the law of gravity was
frozen, tool Tit bits.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
She Wished the Same.

Algy Staylate I sometimes wish,
don t We know that I had been born a
rajah, don't ye know, over in India,
don't ye knowl
Belle Briefly (wearily)-Why, Mr..
Staylate, how strange! I was just wish
ing that very same thing.-Puck.
A Yirginian has patented chemical
process for rendering salt proof
against dampness.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
Sere and yellow.

81 am getting DID, confessed Uncle
Poster cage is creeping on me. I
notice the signs more and more fire.
quently. For instance, the other day,
when the circus was here
Why, you went to It'll -
ooh, yesl l went, but got kind of
tired of the hard seats before the big
show was over and didn It stay for the
concert at all kansas City Star.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
Such a Tenderness,

Wife-I had to discharge the cook
today.
Husband-What for?
Wife-Oh, she got so tender-hearted
she didn't do her work properly.
Husbands that so?
Wife-Yes. Why, only this morning
she refused to beat the eggs or whip
the cream.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
Proof of Innocence,

That's Green sitting at that table
over there, and with woman not his
wife,"
"Where?"
over there"
so it Is. But she's some relative
of his"
DO you know herr"
mo, but even Green wouldn't dine
with such homely woman unless she
were related to him."
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
FARMERS WANTED

VICTORIA. AUSTRALIA, offers special induce
mente. Government land, water. railways free
schools 31R years to pay for farms adapted to
alfalfa, corn sugar beets. fruit. etc. Climate
like California Ample markets. Reduced pass
ages for approved settlers Free particulars
from +. L. A. Fricke. Government Representa-
tive from Victoria 6S7 Market Street. San Fran
cisco. California. Bog 81.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
Feminine Charity.

Little Lemuel-Say, paw, what did
nav mean when she said Mrs. Jones
was queer.
Paw--It means, son, that your NAV
was too charitable to express her real
opinion of Mrs. Jones.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
Costly Items.

ried life is dreadfully expensive"
why, they don't appear to spend
much money"
mo, you don't see them spending it,
but Mr.. Twobble employs a detective
to watch Mrs. Twobble and she 70
tains one to watch him"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
Dehydrated Olives

stipation, hemorrhoids, stomach and
liver troubles. An ounce day will
keep the doctor away. Sold in 4 o.
cartons at 10 cents. Get them from
your grocer or druggist. If they haven It
got them, tell them to get them. Every
body's eating them.
haywood Packing Co., Corning, Cal.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
Contained No Thouuht.

"Litewaite says he wanted to get
that speech he just now delivered off
his chest"
Il don't like slang. Why didn't he
say off his mind'?"
Perhaps his remark was more ap-
plicable than you suppose. So far
as ! could judge, his speech was moth.
ing but sound"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
Dark Outlook.

Hojax-I told Miss Gotrox last night
that she was the light of my existence.
Tomdix-Then what?
Hojax-Then her father called from
the head of the stairs and the light
went out.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
Arborologist.

Mr.. jolly know what sort of a
tree your family tree would be, Miss
Polly.
Miss Polly expecting him to say "a
peach tree )-Heel Hee! What sort
of a. tree, Mr.. Jolly2
Mr.. Jolly-A nut tree. Ha! Hal
Judge
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
Don't Sneeze Into Your Book Plea

Chicago.-Mrs. Ives, who does not
sign her full name, writes to the di-
rectors of the Chicago public library:
1 wish you would stop people from
sneezing in library books. Print a no.
tice in each book, saying: Don It sneeze
in this book-close the book before
sneezing and thus save some one from
disease. -
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
A Relief.

Mrs. Tall1ington-Would you care to
have me public speakerf
Her Husband-Yes, dear. 1t would
relieve me p great Washington
Star.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-11-27
Couldn Turn 1t.

"Brudder Perkins, yo been fghtin +,
! heah, - said the colored minister.
fYaas, All wuz.,,'
"Doan yo' 'membeh whit de good
book SEE bout turnin de odder cheek9'
"Yaas, pahson, but he hit me on NAH
nose, an Use only got one"