The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-09-23
where he will attend the Culver Mill
tary academy.


tary academy.
! Miss Margaret Dempsey was at Mil
waukee the fore part of the week in
the interest of millinery department
of Sohuette Bros. store.
Miss Mary Wallau, trained nurse
at Wauwatosa, was in the city Friday
enroute to her home at Francis Creek,
where she will spend her acation.
The Baltimore Sun tells OF Virginia
farmer who killed himself because
breakfast was late. To put it another
way early rising drove him to suicide.
Italy has not succeeded in getting
far beyond the Italian frontier. There's
much to say in behalf of trench war
fare if it keeps each wardog in its own
kennel.
Hans Hendrickson of Two Rivers
who has been game warden for several
years, is one of 26 wardens who were
dismissed when the new state couser-
walton commission took over the fish
and game department.
The wedding of Princess Marie
Louise of Orleans and Prince Philip OF
Bourhon-Sicily is to be quiet affair.
Royalty cannot ask the common people
to wedding and the royal families OF
Europe just now are trying to disem-
bowel one another
Sheboygam Telegram: Bert Dress
Ter bought a II acre farm at School
Hill Manitowoc county today, of Carl
Stanish. In the transaction he traded
in two of his properties IN this city.
No, he does not intend TO 90 farming.
District Attorny L. S. Schmitz, and
chairman Of the county poor committee,
Fred Wisman, returned Friday from
Niagara, Oconto and the town OF Hol-
land, Brown county, where they had
been to adjust claims of this county for
poor charges.
FAMILY GOVERNMENT
Mr., Benedict-My daughter is the
initiative and my wife is the referen-
dunn.
Mr.. Singleton-And where do you
come in?
Mr.. Benedict-Oh, I'm the recall.
They recall my existence whenever
the bills come in,-Judge.
GREAT IDEA.
a small boy, seated on the curb by a
telegraph pole, with tin ca n by his
side, attracted the attention of au old
gentleman who happened to be pass
ing.
Going fshing?" he inquired, good
naturally.
NO" the youngster replied; take a
peep 10 tnore."
An investigation showed the can to
be nearly filled with caterpillars.
"What in the world are you going
to do with them?" asked the old gent.
"They crawl up trees and eat the
| leaves Off, don't they?" asked the boy
$50 | understand replied the old
gent.
"Well," said the boy, "I'm foolng
| few of them"
"How?' asked the old gent
"rn going to send them up this
telegraph pole," answered the boy
Chicago Herald.
UNDERSTOOD HIS PROFESSION.
The professor of jurisprudence III a
western university was lecturing to q
hundred embryo lawyers. He asked
whether everyone in America could
own property. One fellow answered,
mo, a criminal can't own property"
But the professor said, Suppose a
man owns a ranch, gets into trouble
with his neighbor, assaults him, and
is put into the penitentiary, does he
still own the ranch?"
The class was unanimous that he did
"lf he did not continue to own it"
went on the professor, what would
become of it?"
That was supposed to settle the ques-
ton, but one boy called out, The
lawyer would get III"
There was hearty laugh, of course,
and the professor added:
"We learn two things from that apt
remarkable lawyer, and don't be a
criminal. youths Companion.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
A Reader-Will you explain the so.
called Monroe Doctrine Answer
1t is so called from President Monroe,
in whose message to Congress in 1923,
was contained the declaration "that we
should consider any attempt on their
part" wiz, the European Powers "to
extend their system to any portion Of
this hemisphere as dangerous to our
peace and safety. With the existing
colonies or dependencies OF any Europ-
can Power we have not interfered and
shall not interfere. But with the
Governments who have declared their
Independence and maintained it., and
whose independence we have acknoM-