The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-12-04

living under Warden Osborne-"to n
place where "a nan Is treated like q
gentleman"
Qualifications for Sing Sing.
but what are you qualifications for
a convict" den anded Montague. Have
you any aesthetic accomplishments"
sure" said Relihan, 81 read tn.
Ladies' Home Journal"
That ont do"
AND the New York Eronino Post"
That's better-much better" agreed
Montague. but who are your ~ravoritc
authors?'
Robert ". Chambers and the out
look"
Excellent. What kim Of work ran
YOU do
-Fhnbroidery. ,att.rr. knitting. cutting
out paper dolls"
But why persisted Montague. "lo
you want to go to sing Sing
ITO follow my profession said R.ll-
han. I'm IA travelling man"
After Brother Bi.l Brady had evicied
this exit and tho Am-ners and guests
had safnplad the roast there Nas a great
TO do In tho corridors. voices risiry
a~ngrily. shouts ~ protest. sounds -!
struggle and Scuiflc, and presently Henry
Ford. rs played by Brother lin Giilroy.
burst through the crowd ard sailed his
titncy ark of peace up the main aisle
coming TO anchor of the presidents
desk. The makebe'iryc Ford was skip
perius - tiny STEAMSHIP. The motive
power, as h. ros. h.ad and shoulders
through iis middle. IVES his own lega.
l. was -Iuirped with two AUTOMOBILE.
horns. which Henry sounded constantly
in order that "a proper amount of at
t"ntion would l." given 10 him. Closely
questioned 10y President White, h. adj
mitted that Il" was Ga ing today 70 20,
tho boy out OF the trenches 10y Christ
mas. ~ w-lE sy~, that q man who
could make Ford cars could do anything.
Then they threw him out.
Brother Bll Brady. always tho l.fe OF
the Nnencrs' parties. read the ",iov-
cr1or's message" At 9 40 p. VI.
Its 10 easy job 20 h. Governor" con-
20 be District Attorney ami have TIE
newspapers do the rest than 10 bc Gov
crHpr and have the neHspapcrs give me
no rest. Let me assure YOU that
lIav" neither the hope nor tn. .Xp.cta-
zion OF being President or Vicc-Presidcnt.
though late" / shall yield to the demand
that ! b. r>'nomiNat-d for Governor"
lie departed waiting over the grief
that the Public Service Commission had
WV Illll, Nll the .NlUtIltFS gang an
Other MT" soAc. this time anout Bryan.
10 tire tune OF ''s!t Down, You're Rocking
the Boat
The people yelled when Riil des~rtsa Visor,
Your smile Is mos: benign. your alibl IS
iac,
But ~ ii diplomat. oil scout. you sI-,ly
are q shine.
Loud shouts arose for rom Smith.
secretary TON OF Tammany Hall. For
a while th'rc was no RESPONSE. but finally
a person N.h monocle. whose hair was
parted in he middle and who scok. with
= pronounced English accent, appeared
lelSiieiy ~ front OF IN. presidents desk
and announced that perhaps lie was the
Individual called for. In the old. bad
days he had been Tom Smith OF Tam.
many. bat TOW that Ne had seen ths
error OF uls ways and Joined the Citizens
Union he Was known as T. F~reiinghu.-
sen Smythe.
One OF The las' OF the big stunts was
the appearance of Don MARQUIS OF THE
ENENlNG Sun IN IA lecture on prepared
ness. There was Il racket OF drums, the
report of pistols and fierce shouts from
outside OF the banquet room and three
Bryanites marched in throwing anti
preps richness leaflets about and deria!m-
ing against the sin of getting ready for
trouble Mr.. Marquis, IA large. ample
person, broke away from the grip of Tom
Smith and Jim Gillroy and hurled him
self upon the Bryanites. Driving them
from the room lie delivered his lecture
with tremendous earnestness,
"A terrible condition of affairs pre-
walls in Washington. There arr. "A dozen
Cabinet members, scores of Congress
men. thousands of departmental subordi-
mates who have seen in the last three
years two White louise weddings and
tUn Nhitp VJniSa y nIphiIdr.p ln,,