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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
Business Coming.

Bill-He'll have a lot of business
after the European war is owe
Jiil-Why, what's his business9
He's a mapmaker."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

Three Devonshire (England) broth
ers who went to the front have re-
turned (wounded) by the same train.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
SUFFERED FOR FOUR YEARS.

Mr.. J. M. Sinclair of Olivehill,
Tenn, writes: Il strained my back,
which weakened my kidneys and
caused an awful bad backache and
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
The Similarity.

"Jims says his wife's tongue goes
as fast as an express"
yes, and it's always on the rail-"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
Hardly.

is life on a submarine quite cheer.
ful?"
Il should think it would rather in
duce that sinking feeling"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

: With some men nothing is impossi-
Bile. You will even sometimes see
an old bachelor trying to amuse a
baby.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

Nothing is more disgusting than a
young man trying to act old or an old
mar trying to act young.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

IL you are poor your friends seldom
help you, but f you r rich they usu-
ally want to be helped.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
The Reason.

THAT fellow has a screw loose"
Maybe that is why he is trying to
get tight"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
Step LIVELY.

Conductor-Come on, now, do a fox
trot! None of your hesitation steps!
Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

We admire a good talker who knows
when to shut up.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
More Sensible,

Look out for counterfeit ~two-dollar
bills"
I'D rather look out for genuine ten
dollar bills"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

The sultan Of Turkey has no less
than 300 wives in his harem.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Bye Remedy for Red, Weak, watery
Hyes and GRADUATED Hyelids; No Smarting-
Just Hye comfort. Write for Book OF the Rye
By mail Free. Murine Rye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

1t is possible to entertain an angel
unawares, but you can't entertain a
bore that way.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

Why pay to be delivered from temp
tation and then go around looking
for III
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

Adam was the only man in the his
tory of the world who never tried to
blame his downfall on heredity.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
WOMEN FROM
4 to IS TESTIFY
To the Merit of Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Com
pound during Change
of Life.
Westbrook, Me. 81 was passing
through the Change of Life and had

pains IN my back
and side and was SO
weak ! could hardly
do my homework.
I have taken Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound and
it has done me a lot
of good. / win re-
commend your med
icine to my friends
and give you permits
sion to publish nv
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

Even a married mans love is apt
to grow cold il his breakfasts are not
J kept warm.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

Whisky browns some troubie-and
floats a lot more.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

what kind of monkeys grow On
vines?"
"Gray-apes, you little rascal, you!"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

If you would fiatter a married man
tell him he doesn't look it.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

Oregon has two woman harncssmak.
ers and 20 female hatmakers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
Complimentary.

Master Of the House Ito complain
ing servant)-Dear, dear, James. I'm
tired of these continued kitchen squab-
bles.
Servant-Well, sir, 'ow would you
like to be called a addle headed old
IDIOT supposin' you wasn't one, sir?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

Important TO Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

1t isn't every man who can reap his
reward without cutting his fingers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

Ten thousand women are being add
ed to the colleges every year. .
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23
new AUTO MAKES A
Owe UNDER HOUSE

Grand Forks, April: 22.-No little
thing like a house in the street de.
tsrs William Lindgren when he wants
to take his. friends for a ride in his
new car. That is, 1t did not on Mon
day night, but now all is different.
The car tackled one house, then re.
tired to the garage for repairs.
Just before the street lights we're
turned on Monday night, William
Lindgren, living at 629 Chestnut
street, took Conrad johnson and his
wife and three children for a spin,
and turned off on ighth avenue onto
Belmont. A house being moved to
another location blocked the street
from curb to curb, and for some rea-
son MT. Lindgren failed to stop his
car, which crashed under the house,
raised up on rollers for moving.
lMiraculously, none of the six 0ccu'
pants Of the car were hurt, but TIE
car, a new Six, Is a terrible wreck.
1t will travel no more until extensive
repairs are made.
The machine is now in the Dakota
garage and no estimate has beer
made of the damages, but the front
Of the machine looks as though 1t had
been fed into the business end of a
gigantic rock crusher.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23
Will Inspect
GREAT HIGHWAY
Coast to Coast Inspection Of Ma
tional Parks Highway
Soon.

The local officers Of the National
Parks Highway association have re-
ceived the following communication
from Secretary John Orchard of Dick
inson, calling attention to the date set
for the coast to coast inspection Of
this great highway:
The coast to coast inspection for
the Automobiles will be held on May
Is over the National Parks highway.
This will be q simultaneous inspection
throughout the entire highway frons
New York to Seattle, and it especially
behooyes North Dakota to see that
every mile Of her roads on the Red
Trail is in good shape.
The adoption Of the Northwest
route as the official route from coast
to coast, places the wheat and stock
state Of North Dakota in the forefront
for all easern and kestern tourists.
New York on the east, and Seattle
on the west. are nov indelibly linked,
and North Dakota is the center Of It
all, and judgment will be passed BY
these inspectors as to the condition
of the roadbed, markings, and other
necessary things to make q clear road
over the 300 miles of the highway.
The National Parks highway has
the eycst of the east upon her. Will
she acquit herself well, or will some
county or district. spoil it all?
The county vice presidents and
county engineers should work togeth.
er, SO that the inspectors may have
only words of praise for the growing
state of North Dakota.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23
Docs Hard Fate.

A Gordon setter frequented the pier
Of Hastings, N. Y, where tug boats
land for fresh water and the animal
had become q favorite with many Of
the tugboat men. For three weeks the
boats we're not able to land because
Of the ice and the dog, apparently not
understanding, had barked his dejec.
ton % his friends steamed slowly past
him. The other day q tug which the
dog seemed to recognize steamed past
the. pier and the animal, nrst running
about apparently in : frenzy Of ex.
citement, finally ran to the shore,
plunged into tho water and started
swimming toward the vessel. The
ice was thick in its path andeat last
the dog was forced to put back. The
animal reach shoal water; but there 1t
stood, it's eyes fixed upstream where
the tug was disappearing. Perhaps
the Icy water benumbed the dog 90. 1t
could not move at any rate It stood
motionless while the incoming tide
sent the water creeping UP IT. sides
and presently the waves met over its
head. Menswho had expected eachtin
slant to see the dosacome ashore real
lied too late to save the animal that
It could not or would not move and
were forced to zee It drown.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23
WILLARD Only
GOT $4,000
Will Nurse Title Until He Make:
Stake Then Will Meet All
Challengers.

Chicago. April 22.-Jess Willard,
who restored the heavyweight title to
the whit. race by defeating Jack John.
son, passed through Chicago yester.
day on his way to Kansas City. where
he has a theatrical engagement. The
big fellow was accompanied by his
manager, Tom Jones, who said vii.
lard will not make a fight for the
next eight months.
Il accomplished what l started out
to win." vii ard said. "Now that l
am the champion, l will fight 4
negro. 1t was a hard row for me to
hoe, but now that | am on top l am
going to nurse the title the same as
Johnson did. i have no intention OF
retiring with the title, and as soon
as l complete my theatrical engage
ments l will meet the best man in
the word.
winning the title from Johnson
Melted me about $13, 900, while John.
son received $30.8t0. Naturally when
l defend the honor l am going to get
the same amount Of money as he did.
Fighting is a business with me, and
l intend to get the money while am
on top. IS
Charley Cutler, the local heavy.
wc.-ht wrestler, who brought Jess
Willard to the front of the heavy.
weight boxing division, yesterday was
handed a check for $1,000 by the new
champion as compensation for his
services. Cutler obtained a judgment
against Willard in Milwaukee for
5 $500, but when the pair met yester-
day a compromise was reached and
Cutler cut his Judgment nearly In
half. The pair then shook hands and
parted the best of friends.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23
WARM BIDDING FOR
PACKfY.GlBBONS Mill

Chicago, April 322.-Packey McFar
land and Mike Gibbons are as IA.
apart as ever. Packey stayed in jolt
ct, to mourn over the overthrow Ot
his favorite political candidate. Glib
bons visited around town and promot
ers kept wiringiin bids.
1t seems that with a boxing bill
through the Minnesota senate and
house and awaiting the governors sig
nature, Gibbons wants to give St
Paul a chance 10 bid for the match,
Only yesterday he got a $4,000 purse
proposition from his home town. That
is the best fiat Offer. yet made, except
one Of $4,000 from an Illinois pro
moter, who hopes for favorable action
atsSIringfeld. mMs
Harry Pollock, sAfSaAgersof Freddie
Welsh, and New York promoter, also
gave the men a bid yesterday. 1t be-
gins to look as though the match is
slipping away from Wisconsin and
that it will 90 to New York or Min
nesota, with Illinois having IN outside
chance.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23

Leslie Mann jumped the Boston
Braves last fall for the Chicago Feds.
He has not proved to be q whirlwind
larly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23
Mack DROPS
seven FROM PAYROLL

Philadelphia, April 22.-Seyen play
ers were dropped from the roster Of
the Philadelphia American league
baseball club by Manager Mack last
night, before the team left for Boston.
Four of those released were sent TO
minor league teams and three were
let go Internationally. Sam Crane,
shortstop, goes to Richmond; Hank
B0stick, another infielder, to Newark,
and Joe Sherman, outfielder and pitch
er, to Jersey City in the Information.
al league. Pitcher Gardiner goes to
Newport News, while Voltz, Hamilton
and Reed are released uncondition'
, ally.
Pitchers Wilbur Davis and Harpe,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23
A HINT TO GOLFERS.

II there is one part Of the game
more than another that is likely to
try the golfers patience to the NJ
most 1t is putting. When we consider
that half Of the game Of golf is on
the putting green, is not this a gond
reason why we should be proficient at
it? But how are we to overcome this
weakness on the greens?
The only real sound theory that is
known for putting is to swing YOU,
9putter on a dead straight line throug,
the ball toward the hole. You can
practice this method by putting the
end Of the putter head close up to a
wall and practice swinging your put.
ter back and forth; a pendulum move.
ment is best, keeping the end of the
putter close to the wall. Try it and
see il it does not help your holing out.
May Outing.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23
At Columbus.
Minnsapoli.

At Minneapolis.
r. He
Kansas. City-Not scheduled.
= FEDERAL LEAGUE. {
***$*:* =: = e + !.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23
Just exactly'ho it works

aE%&@AM #MH#@F%~ CIV MW@# EH@ H8HGH&EU#sA
VOU spend your money with the
local merchant.
He prospers and expands he builds
abigger store and employs more people.
The merchant is more generous
with his advertising in the local paper.
The newspaper ~prospers-it expands.
Nothing helps a town 9 than a
good, prosperous newspaper.
Your town grows. The community
IS prosperous. Surrounding farm lands
increase in value. All because your dol
lar stayed at home where it belongs.
And that's not ALL.
The dollar you spend in your home
town gets you more than the dollar you
spend in the big cities.
The average hat sold in the cities for
So is twenty per cent less value than the
Gordon forAwhich you pay S. at home.
The Gordon GloRes-the8 Gordon Cap
you5buy at home are better value than
their price would buy IL the city. The
same with otherweM known merchan-
disc.
The city dealer must get larger prof
its, and he does.
Buy at home, but be sure to buy
known merchandise.
GORDON g FERGUSON
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23

Officers have been chosen for the
baseball club at Belfeld,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23
Joe Cantillon Brought Catchers
II Up, Thereby Shortening Game

sH Baseball fans generally do not know that it was Joe Cantinon who
suggested the move that brought the catchers up behind the plate
throughout the game. TMeS r5#a a..aaa1 tNs&ag al .s .a
The change from the old style, where the catcher and umpire stood
back against the grandstand unless somebody was on the base Or the bat
ter had three balls or two strikes, was made in the early days of the
American league, when Joe was IN umpire. M r"taa@sr. 4%
Ban Johnson was, as he is now, president OF the league, and it was
having trouble because Of the undue length of the ball games, which
more often lasted two hours and a half than two hours as5tsp
Ban called for suggestions as to how to shorten the games. Thousands
Of fans wrote him. Their suggestions did not seem feasible.
@fF Joe Cantilon was in the presidents ondce one day and johnson told
him his troubles. IA @S@* <hF~s
the catcher and umpire up behind the plate all the time" said
Joe, "and you'll cut at least thirty minutes OF waste time out of every
ball game" ~
"That can't be done" responded Ban. Every club would need three
or four catchers. One man couldn't last the game out under such a strain"
WELL just try it and see, anyway" said Joe, and johnson issued the
order forthwith.
The American league used the plan for a year before the old National
league adopted it, and found it the Nfesaver of dragging, tiresome base
ball games.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23

Tribune want ads bring results.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23

and Harper and Sam Mcconnell, IN.
%infielder, are the only recruits to re.
main on the payroll. Further cuts
may be made before May-1, as Man
,ager Mack has announced that he
will carry only % players, although
the league limit is 25.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23


: AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. =
80
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-23

This new picture Of Miller Higgins
was taken after a recent game be-
tween the Cardinals and the Cubs,
which was won by the former. Hug
gins expects to make a fine showing
"a the National league this year. Al
though the Feds tore some bad holes
N his lineup he has been able to
patch them up to q great extent, and
mary bs1jeve the Cardinals will be
the surprise Of the league !
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-07
EaRRRHDnH aR
OLD GLORY



What precious associations cluster
around our fiagl Not alone have our
fathers set up this banner In the name
of God over the well won hattiefelds
Of the Revolution and owe, the cities
and towns which they rescued from
despotie rule. but think where also
their descendants have carried it and
raised it in conquest or protection
Through what clouds OF dust and
smoke has It passed. what storms of
shot and shell. what scenes OF fire and
blood-not only at Saratoga. at Mon
mouth and at Yorktown, but at Lun-
dy's Lane and New Orleans, at Buena
Vista and Chapultepec! 1t is the same
glorious old flag which. Inscribed with
the dying words of Lawrence. Don't
give up the ship" was hoisted on Lake
Erie by Commodore Perry just on the
eve Of his great naval victory; the same
old Gag which our great chieftain bore
In tricmph to the proud city of the
Aztecs and planted upon the heights
OF her national palace. Brave hands
raised it above the eternal regions Of
ice in the Arctic seas and have set 1t
up on the SUBMITS OF the lofty noun
tains OF the distant west
Where has it not gone. the pride of
its friends and the terror of its foes?
What countries and what seas has II
not visitedf Where has not the Amer
lean citizen been able to. stand beneath
its guardian folds and defy the world?
With what Joy and exultstion seamen
and tourists have gazed upon its stars
and stripes, read in II the history of
lheir nations glory, received from 1t
the full sense OF security and drawn
from it the inspirations Of patriotismi
BY II how many have sworn fealty to
their country
What bursts Of magnificent eloQuence
IL has called forth from Webster and
from Everett, what lyric strains OF
poetry from Drake and Holmesl How
m2ny heroes its folds have covered in
DEATH How many have lived for IL,
and how many have died for IT, How
many, living and dying have said In
their enthusiastic devotion to its hon
or. like that young wounded sufferer
In the streets of Baltimore, "0h. the
fiag-the stars and stripesr' And wher-
ever that flag has gone It has been the
herald of better day; 1t has been the
pledge of freedom. of justice. Of order.
OF civilization and OF Christianity. Ty-
rants only have hated II, and the enc
mics of mankind alone have trampled
it to the earth. All who sigh for the
triumph of truth and righteousness love
and salute it.-Rev. Albert b. Putnam.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-07
THE PROPER COURSE
Information of Priceless Value to
Every Viroqua Citizen


How to act in an emergency is know
ledge of inestimable worth, and this ia
particularly true of the diseases and
ills of the human body. If you suffer
with kidney backache, urinary disord-
ers, or any form of kidney trouble, the
advice contained in the following sta tie
ment should add a valuable asset to
your store of knowledge. What could
be more convincing proof of the efficien-
cy of Doan's Kidney Pills than the
statement of a Viroqua citizen who
used them and who publicly tells of the
benefit derived.
E. j. Older, Viroqua. says: 81 can
give Doan's Kidney Pills strong re-
commentator. They brought me re-
lief from lame and aching back and
other symptoms of kidney trouble. We
wouldn't ask for better kidney med
icine than Doan's Kidney Pills. T"
Price SOC at all dealers Don't simp-
ly ask for kidney remedy get Doan' 8
Kidney Pills--the same that Mr.. Older
had. Foster Milburn Co., Props, Buff
falo, N. Y.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-07
RURAL NEWS ITEMS
Contributed by tho censor's
Live Correspondents


RUSK CORNERS, June 2s-Leo Rusk
was business caller at the Elk Creek
cheese factory Saturday. :. Our mer-
chant, Joe Randalls, is kept quite busy
these days. All will do well to patron
ize him as he keeps a good supply of
groceries and dry goods. Mechanics
Rusk and Best called on Mrs. G.. Per-
rington Thursday -. Several young
people from Brookville and Pleasant
Ridge were entertained at the C. A.
Smith home Children's day services
were well attended The offering was
$5.4S, which vas sent to the Sunday
school missionary fund .. The Geo.
Storer family visited at the Will Nor
rison home Sunday Mr.. and Mrs. ].
l.. Johnson were callers at Westby
viii Best and family and Hazel Boggs
spent Friday evening at Mervin Rusk s
-. Isaac Silhaugh and family visited
at bis parental home Sunday. /. Archie
and Harvey Fish called at Donnie Fish s
-. Will Best and Cliff Fish with their
families visited relatives at Springville
Sunday and attended Children's day
service. VIOLET
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-07
sOBlTUARY:


) AF1E3 MILLS, Shs
James Mills, Sr.. son Of John and Sarah Mills.
30. 1893. He was the fourth child in family Of
eight. all of whom have preceded him in death
except his brother John. In the year 1853 he babe
adieu to his native land and the friends whom he
loved and braved the dangers of the ocean. which
in the days of the old sailing vessel was hazard
GUS undertaking. requiring a great deal of cour-
age. After tedious voyage of many weeks, long
buffeted by wind and waves, he arrived safely in
the land of his adoption. He remained in New
York for about one year working at the carpenter
trade with his brother. Stephen. who died at
Caldwell. Ohio few years ago. He moved to
Ohio in 1860 and on the 18th of August the same
year was Joined in marriage to Elizabeth Mills.
For SIS years they have walked hand in hand to-
gether down the dusty road of life. sharing each
others joys and sorrows. To this union nine chill
dren were born five of whom shu survive TX.
the fall of 1870 he removed to Wiseons;a. SEATING
in the locality north of Springville where he re-
sided till death. Mr.. Mills was man of strong
physique. never knowing what sickns Sc meant
until two years ago when old age bega1 to tell
and his strength to fail Six weeks ago ne was
confined to his bed and the 4th day.of July the
sand of life ran out, and he departed into the
presence of the King eternal and invisible having
attained the good age Of So years. Deceased was
man of upright character. a loving husband and
father a kind neighbor. loyal citizen and highly
respected by the entire community, all of whom
deeply mourn his departure. He leaves his aged
bert Stephen. George Mrs. Sarah Jane Heron
his brother John besides great many near rea-
tives to mourn their loss Funeral was held at
the Congregational church Tuesday afternoon.
conducted by Rev. c. f.. Buffers assisted by Rev.
W. J. Macaulay