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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
Social and Personal News
Of Towns Along West Shore

DR.. Ralph Nauss who returned re-
Gently from Africa was the guest of
Harry Kaufman's family at New Cum
berland on Sunday
Miss Margaret Reigle of New Cum
berland who has been spending the
summer with her parents, returned to
Boston yesterday where she is a stu
dent of the Simmons College.
Mrs. Sarah K. Nebinger of Ian
caster visited friends at New Cumber-
land yesterday.
Mrs. Brubaker of wiliamsport.
spent Sunday with Mrs. ]. 3. Coover's s
family at New Cumberland.
Mrs. Frank Hefren of Chicago is
visiting relatives at New Cumberland
Mr.. and Mrs. Calvin E. Ellenberger,
OF Seaside, n. j.. are visiting Mr. Ellen
berger's parents. Mr.. and Mrs. A. ]. Ell
lenberger. at Marysville
Mrs; Fl. e. Hess, of Marysville is
spending some time at Atlantic City
Mrs. William Hosler of Harrisburg,
spent the weekend with Mr. and Mrs.
w. T. White, at Marysville.
Miss Mary Dissinger, of Marsyville,
entertained number of Harrisburg and
Marysville. friends at a marshmallow
toast at the home of her parents, Mr.
and Mrs Harvey Dissinger
Friends and relatives rendered mis-
cellaneous shower to Mr.. and Mrs AL
fred Miller of Marysville, who were
married recently
When Mr.. and Mrs. Melvin f. Wolf
returned home after getting married on
Saturday at Harrisburg, they were
given a surprise party at the home of
the brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Shue
on saturday evening.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
DR.. STOUGH TALKS
ON RUSSELLISM
Audience of 1000 Listens to
Evangelist in Hershey Park
Theater
Special to The relesraeh

Hershey. Sept. 81. - Fully two thou
sand people were crowded into the
Park theater last evening to hear
Evangelist Henry W. Slough deliver his
militant sermon on The Tragedy of
Russellism.' 1t was one of the largest
audiences ever assembled in the famous
chocolate town. and there were large
delegations present from every town
and hamlet between Harrisburg and
voices and a similar number of clergy
men, including the Slough party, occu-
pied the stage. The Rev. n. l. Line
haugh, pastor of the United Brethren
Church, was chairman of the meeting,
and the Rev. J. w Edelman, of Leha-
non. offered the prayer. The Rev. G. S.
Rentz, pastor of the Derry Presbyterian
Church, presented Dr. Slough with a
large box of Hershey's chocolates, the
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

Enola, Pa, Sept. 21. Real estate
transfers have been made here dur
ing the past week as follows: Eliza
F.. Hummel, ct al, to Harry Eshle-
man. Tract, $500; Howard r. Wag-
ner to Fl. {. Rodgers, property $3.50;
Mr.. and Mrs. II. l.. Hoffman to AL
verda NJ Bryan, tract S425; Mr.. and
Mrs. j. w. Wilbur TO Grace Mussel-
man, lot, private sale; Enola Realty
company to Neuton l.. Kapp, ct al, at
private sale; II. Kiehl to NJ. f. II.
shelton, lot, at private sale; Enola
Realty company to NJ. L. Miller, prop
erty on Enola Road, consideration
.$2,145.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
Fire at Galen Picture
Theater at Marysville

Marysville. Pa, Sept. 21.-Last eve
ming as the Romance of Elaine" was
being shown at the Galen theater the
rheostadt on the picture machine blew
out and started a fire. The evenings
entertainment was nearly at an end
and only about fifty persons were in
the theater at the time. All made their
escape without injury. Damage to
the theater will amount to several
hundred dollars. The walls were
scorched and the frame work housing
the machine burned
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
DAY OF REST AT ENOLA

Enola, Pa, Sept. 21.-Hillis Evan
geltstic party observed yesterday as a
rest day but last evening Mrs. Hills
with a party of about $50 persons
with L. A. Stahl as leader of the
chorus, conducted services at the
United Brethren church at Mt. ZioE-
west of Enola.
The meeting at the tabernacle on
Sunday evening was attended by about
1900.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
WANT MOTOR APPARATUS

Enola, Pa, Sept. PA joint meet
ing of the members of the Enola fire
company No. l and the Citizens, of
town, was held in the hosehouse last
evening to interest them in the pur-
chasing of a motor driven chemical
fire apparatus for the community
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
STRUCK BY TON BOULDER

Wayneshoro. Pa, Sept. 2N-Elmer
SniVely. employed at the qu lies near
Chairman. met with serious accident
yesterday morning while at work. A
large boulder, Weighing about a ton,
became loosened above him and rolled
down unon him, striking his right leg.
The leg was crushed.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
KALozETEAN OFFICERS
Special TO The Telegraph

Annville. Pa. Sept. 81. - Officers
have been elected for the Kalozetean
Society at Lebanon Valley College as
follows: President. ID. Mason Long;
vice president, Reuben williams; cor
responding secretary, A. d. Walters;
editor of society paper, Abraham Long.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
APPOINTED DELEGATE
Special TO The Telegraph

Annville. Pa, Sept. 1.-Announce-
ment was made at the Governors s
office in Harrisburg of the appoint
ment of Edward Shey, of Annville, as
a delegate to the Farmers National
Congress to be held at Omaha. Neb.,
beginning Tuesday, Seutember %.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21

Williamstown, Pa, Sept 21.-Mrs
Richard Mates died at her home here on
Saturday after a weeks illness. She is
survived by her husband and eight
children: John J. and Thomas, of Wa
terbury. Conn; Edward. of Pottsvllle; /;
Mrs Susan Fagon, of Lebanon; Helen
G., of Harrisburg; Sara, Margaret and
Nora at home Funeral services were
held this morning from Sacred Heart
Church with burial in New Catholic
Cemetery here
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
.GYPSIES TRAVEL
BY AUTOMOBILE
Band of Nomads Using Modern
Means of Conveyance
Over Roads
Special to The Telegraph

Hagerstown, Md. Sept. 81. - The
novelty of a band of twenty or moro
gypsies travelling in automobiles at
tracted attention in this city yesterday
when the gypsies arrived from Will
Transport, where they had been
camped for a week. The band has
three automobiles, besides several
small wagons. They are the most
modern nomads over seen In this Sec
uon. The gypsies sleep as we'll as
travel in the automobiles. There are
number of children in the band,
which is headed toward PennsYlvania.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
THIEVES ROB STATE TRUCK
Cb--,1I D, tn, T-rT.or,hk

Dillsburg, Pa, Sept. 21.-On Sun
day night while the large auto truck
belonging to the State Highway De-
partment which is being used to haul
stone on the State road was parked
in the rear of the Palace Hotel thieves
carried off all the brass parts that
could be removed. There is no clue
to the thieves.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
CAUGHT IN LAWN MOWER

New Cumberland. Pa, Sept. 21.-
While Arthur. the 7-year-old son of
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Hoon, of Mar
l:et street. was moving the yard on
Saturday afternoon. his little brother
Morris. who thought he would assist
by pushing the lawn mower, caught
his thumb in the blades of the ma
chine, almost severing it.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
CHURCH OF GOD DEDICATED
Sbccial b Tke T'elegrat

Waynesboro. Pa, Sept. 21.-A new
Church of God, at New Baltimore,
erected TO replace the structure re-
Gently destroyed by fire, was dedicated
Sunday. The contributions and sub
scriptions were liberal and the church
will be free of debt. The dedicatory
sermon was preached by the Rev. H.
Dickson BOUCHER, of Chambersburg.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
ROSCHEL-KELLER WEDDING
SheeiaI to The Tslegrnth

Mountville. Pa, Sept. 21.-A pretty
wedding was solemnized here yester-
day when Miss Myrtle. Keller was
married to Frederick c. Roschel, of
Lancaster. The Rev. Joseph L. Cen
semer, pastor of the Lancaster Meth
odist Church. officiated
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21

To Harrisburg

Many people have askdWhy did the Wharton School decide
Harrisburg
spirit of presen-day higher-education."
on for which the student $50 The deficit
from endowments private gifts and appropriations by the
The University because performs
mab This imiless
medicine brings discoveries which disease The Veterinary
School benefits
business leaders of cities and
there the would probe
should deprived opportunity University
The Wharton
door The University has faith
Have realized what this to you?
Information alton dConura
dobe Fourth
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
BIBLE CLASS ENTERTAINED
SbeciGL TO The TcIcErahh

Marietta, Pa, Sept. 21.-Mrs. Mi
randa Grove entertained about forty
five members of the mems and wom-
ems adult Bible class of the Furnace
Chapel at Accomac to-day. Mrs. Grove
does much for charity and she was the
donor of the new chapel recently
erected at the eastern end of town.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21

gift of his many Hershey admirers.
The different members of the Slough
dience, after which Evangelist Slough.
For over an hour, held the close atten-
ton of his large audience as he exposed
the fallacies OF the teachings OF Pastor
Russell
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
ARRANGING EOR RAI1.Y

New Cumberland, Pa, Sept. 81. -
A committee met at the home of Miss
Johanna Mast last evening to arrange
a program for rally to be held in
st. Pauls Lutheran church.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
SUNDAY SCHOOL RALLY

New Cumberland. Pa, Sept. 81. =
Next Sunday the Fall Sunday school
rally will be held in Trinity United
Brethren church.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
MANSION FARM SOLD

New Bloomfield. Pa. Sept. 21.-The
Mansion farm of the late NJ. A.
Mcpherson. of Center township was
sold at public sale to William ]. Sheib-
ly. of Center township, for $3,725.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
l Still Praise Peruna.

Peruna is undoubtedly a splendid
medicine for the stomach. A great
many people after years of searching
for remedy finally try Peruna and
are cured. This remedy is especially
helpful in cases of weakness of the
stomach. These who prefer to take
tablets instead of liquid medicines
Can get Peruna Tablets.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
ANNOUNCE BIRTH OF DAUGHrE,

New Cumberland, Pa, Sept. 21. -
Mr. and Mrs. Ira Forty of Hillside.
announce the birth of daughter Sun
day, September 49,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21

mans Park. A big dinner was served
and hot coffee and cool spring water
were used for drinking purposes at
the table.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
Splendid Medicine
Stomach Trouble
] Suffered for Several Years
Peruna Restored My Health

NJ RS. Elizabeth
r e u t h e r, No. sos
Twelfth ST, n. W.,
Washington, D. c.,
wri tie s.: 'I am
pleased to endorse
Peruna as a splen-
did medicine for,
catarrh and stom- .
ach trouble, from e
which I suffered
for several years.
L took it for sew
eral months and
at the end of I.
time found my hes
was restored and hi
felt splendidly e
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21

II would not be without Peruna.
Although it was over ten years ago
that first gave you my testimonial, I
am Of the same opinion as when
wrote it, and give you the privilege to
use 1t as you see ft. still use Pc
r,,na when think it necessary. am
recommending it to my neighbors
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-09-21
Over Ten Years AGO.

since. I now take It wen I contract
a cold and 1t soon rids the system OF
any catarrhal tendencies
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

II you have any doubt in your
mind as to the good that can come
10 you by living in the sunshine
way, we ask you 20 try for one day
and prove by personal experience
whether or not it is worth your
while TO scatter sunshine. Begin al
once by trying to make those about
you in your home happier. Keep q
sharp lookout for little opportuni-
ties of helpfuIness. Be courteous
and kind whenever you speak OF
are spoken to. Be pleasant to
everyone everywhere. BE willing
to sacrifice your own personal en-
joyment il by so doing you can
make another person happier. Do
all this and see when night comes
if your own heart is not full to
overlooking with peace and joy I'M
speakable.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01
NEIL o,BRIEN COMING

Mr.. Oscar Hodge, under whose
sole direction Neil O'Brien and his
fgreat American Minstrels are APP
pearing, promises some things en-
tirely new in minstrelsy when they
make their appearance at The Tabb
Theatre Saturday, December 4th.
Mr.. O'Brien, who shines as the
particularly bright star in the ag-
gregation conceived by him and
whose entire program was arranged
and produced under his personal
direction, has made ample provis-
ion for the talents possessed by
such comedians as Eddie Ross and
his African harp; Eddie Mazier,
'Lasses White, formerly featured
with "Honey Boy" Evans minstrels;
Pete Detzel, Major Nowak, Ed. Nc
Mullen, Charles Strong and many
others who contribute a good share
of the fun that makes for the sue
cess and popularity Of the enter
tainment.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

French Attack on German Position In
Forest Must Have Been Spec
taouIsr In the Extreme.

A thrilling account is given in the
French paper, Liberte, Of recent
allied raid with sixty aeroplanes
upon the forest of Houlthulst, which
is situated about half way between
Dixmude and Ypres.
The forest is practically sheltered
from the effects of allied artillery,
and il has been converted into a reg
ular garrison district with barracks
full Of troops and munitions depots
and the whole camp illuminated
with electric light.
Through air photographs the stu
alton of the main military buildings
was located exactly, and at 10 p. m.
the go French, Belgian and British
aeroplanes started out in clear moon
light. Immediately the aeroplanes
appeared there was great excitement
in the camp. All lights were eItin-
guished and anti-aircraft guns came
into action, but the airmen, greatly
assisted by the moonlight, dropped
four tons of high explosives and in
cendiary bombs upon the camps and
depots.
Some Of the aircraft returned to
refill with shells no fewer than three
times in the course of the night.
BY the light of the fires started
the airmen asserted they saw groups
Of soldiers fleeing in great disorder
in the panic caused by the continual
explosions in the ammunition depots
BY 1870 p. m. the entire forest and
the buildings it contained were in
flames.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01
CLIPPINGS FROM THE
SNAGT0WH T0RCHLI6HT

Charley Bryan made up his mind
to go fishing Friday, but it was
too much trouble to get his fish
ing worms untangled and he spent
the day sitting on a stump.
There is a freckle-necked girl in
the Coon Holler community that is
attracting the attention Of our fell
low-townsman, DIR. r. t. Cook. Up
to this time however, she has not
made up her mind as to whether or
not she wants to travel behind a
tall red mule the rest of her life.
If we all had, all the money we'd
spent, all we'd lent, and all we'd
owed, and all we'd blowed, we'd
all be rich.
A new road is being opened
from the home of II. C. Denton to
Rattlesnak Ford. Thus the geo.
graphy of the earth is undergoing
constant changes.
The person who handles his
money "right side up" "with care"
and sleeps dry" is non-break-
able.
DR.. Diemer yesterday gave it as
his opinion that If the monthly
preaching at Hog Ford church was
discontinued the fleas would all
starve.
J. F. Cross, the storekeeper at
feavine Ridge, has placed dan
gerous looking sign in red ink on
his money safe, warning burglars
that if they are so low-ddwn as
to take advantage of his absence
and enter his safe, they viii be
prosecuted to the fullest extent Of
the law. Storekeeper Cross always
was a hard man to get along with.
John Dashner, the postmaster of
Snagtown is getting ready to take
his annual vacation. Believing that
person should do something dur
ing his vacation that he does not
do the balance of the year, the
postmaster win put in his time at
work
Plunkyille, Ark, November 90
Especially The Patriot this morn
ing will say editorially that Mr..
John A. Riggs, of Hot Water
Springs, was a pleasant caller at
his Office this week.
"Pud" Humphrey was seen buy
ing stamp at the postofice this
morning. 1t is believed that he is
preparing to send letter through
the mails.
Sedrick Ellis wore his new shoes
over to see Miss Flute Bleecher
Sunday night. She did not know
he was coming until she heard his
shoes screaching.
The Chidling Switch preacher said
lot of hard things about sinners
last Sunday. The congregation
enjoyed II very much and agreed
with him on every point, and wish
cd that some of the sinners could
have been there to hear him.
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The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01
DIscouRAeiNe SUBJECT.

'Dubson has my sympathy"
"Why SOP"
'He never thinks Of anybody but
himself"
"He should be censured for that"
''No. He must suffer. Imagine
spending lifetime thinking about a
person of Dubson's caliber."
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01
turkeys FOR sale

Pure bred Bourbon Reds, gobblers
$3.75, hens $2.75 if parties call for
same, if they are to be shipped or
delivered charge of IS cents will
be made for same. Mrs. F. p. Boyd
Phone 619-R. (20-4t)
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01
GOING THE eAlTs.

"Too bad about Wopsley. Hes in
volved in terrible scandal and
thought all the time that he wore
the white flower of . blameless
life.'~
"Thats all you know about Wops-
ley. As a matter of fact, he's been
wearing the red carnation of a csba--
ret rounder." /.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01
HAPPENING OF UNEXPECTED

Mrs. Homer-What! Your hus-
band i'll?
Mrs. Peckem-Yes; he had an aw-
full shock this morning.
Mrs. Homer-You don't sayl
Mrs. Peckem-Yes; he and had
quarrel and mamma sided with
him.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01
THE MAIN ISSUE.

"Sir, when | marry your daughter
| propose to work"
GAll right, young man, as long as
YOU don't try to work me-"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01
Phone FOG.

Stay too long in the land Of
dreams, when you wake up you'll
realize that the world is at starry
station million miles ahead Of
vou
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01
JOURNALISTIC TERROR.

Rhymer-The typewriter is a won
derful invention, isn't it?
Spacer--Yes; but it isn't mark
er to an editors blue pencil.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

There are mighty few sure things
in this world. But you can always
safely bet that woman is older
than she thinks she looks.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01
STRAIGHT Tip.

Young Green-What is the best
way to get ahead in the worldH
Old Brown The best way to get
4 head is to be born with ons.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

No person is ever poor who has
normal body, good health, clear
eye and clean mind.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

II isn't so hard to tell a woman's
age. just all ten years to the way
she looks when she is dolled up on
the street.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01
At Home

DR.. w. B. Triplett, Osteopath, Of
fee in Jordan Building. Residence
phone $50. Office phone 287. lett
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01
NEARER HOME.

'What do you think of this emp
ton of Mount Vesuvius?"
"Why, it's nothing to the one our
baby had"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

"And what do you know about
Homer?"
"Lots. Didn't Duckey Dunn and
Patsy Sanks make three homers in
de very last game on de lot down de
street,"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

January LIST is noted for two
things. 1t ushers in a new year
and a grist of bills.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01
Apples For Sale

For nice apples call Phone 456-W
(20-4t) j. T. Coons.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01
JOB WORK

Bring your job work to the Ad-
vocate Office.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01
Pumps and Filters

II you need q new pump or filter
get prices from me before buying.
I am sure / can save you money.
c. p. Pierce.
Phone 706. S-tf
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

One Of the wisest men we ever
knew frankly admitted he was a
fool.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

A criminal gets the goods. Why
shouldn't he Pay the Prices
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

| The fellow with a weak head
shouldn't butt in.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

A lot Of people talk, few think,
and some are too darned lazy to
do either.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

Pure pork sausage at vanars-
delps.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

DUILD door on a dry bit Of
Id ground. 1t IL best to have II
raised few inches above the
sround. Erect tent over It, get re-
sltninG chair snd some simple furni-
tass, and you are ready for . cheerful
Me ut home while you fight that dread
s@e@y. the Great White PlasSR.
Hog Killing
We are now ready to do hog kill
ing for the public. Kill your hog,
render your lard and make your
and bring your meat back
ready to salt down.
s. p. Greenwade.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

Link and bulk sausage-best in
the city at Greenwade's.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

Try sausage at Greenwade's-
best you ever ate,
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-12-01

you.
The Washington times., 1915-09-08
NO, MR.. BRYAN ISN'T
DISTRICTS GOVERNOR
But Applicant For Citizenship
Papers Thought Former Pre-
mier Was Man On Job.

Examination Of candidates for citizen
ship often develops wild hallucinations.
but yesterday one Of them ventured the
guess that william Jennings Bryan was
governor of the District of Columbia"
1t all came about when the examiner
asked a one-time supporter OF the
Kaiser who actually was at the head
or the District government.
Mister William Jennings Bryan"
loudly declared the applicant
Justice Siddons. presiding In the Dis
tr!ct Supreme Court. gave the would
be American. or German American.
another month to find out about 1t.
The court had no sooner resumed It's
calm when another bidder for citizen
ship guessed that the District Commits
sioners were appointed by the Presi-
dent, but approved by the United
States SuDreme Court
The presiding Judge thought this was
also inexcusable ignorance, and gave
the sponsor for the guess q month to
atpdX Suzt6sz On tha aubiAet -------