El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-13

To EsIsor 9Good Housskseps
RGgozinc,@ t5ho phH groceries to gerry
high IsreI By strength Of ne bFoiAs,
- EAR SIR:
Last place to burst my engage
- ment from work were home OF
Mrs and 8ir S. ". Oddbunn, Chicago,
near IlIinoise. There I remain in sit
uation Of job nearly two weeks and
felt quite superstitious until suddenly
no longer was there Noisy dumb
waiter do this. 7 explain
The Hon Oddbuhn family live with
their dog, Pansy. in 2rd-up floor OF
COMMUNICATIONS in neighbOrhoOd
where all homes smile with similar ex-
preston peculiar 70 brick twins
First day while was mauufa curing
Soda biskits amidst patriotic Japanese
sCng, Loudly Whistle-squeek emerge
from wall so shocl1ly I must drop
dough for rights. Sflences While I
again sabmerge into thoughtful poetry
again il wheeze out with noise like
Eagles killing kittens What could l
do2 did not
Pretty soOnlv Hon. Mrs. Shortly lady
with enlarged red hairs, come rebound
ing down hall Togo" she hOlla, de
PRAYED species Of walnut, why you do
not answer Hon Dumb Waiter when ne
talxs2"
How can he talk when dumb?" I
ssF7iddIeshucEsH' she narrate. Then
maddily she turn 70 slight whistle Of
tube, which I observe for LIST time
poking from wall. "Ho, there yes"
she port to Eube.
NeItly hear tsrrify scrunching OF
rumble in wall amidst cluck, 5arr &
upwards groWeuing- Hon. Mrs open
door in wall and beholti There could
making slides. That noise Of sound de-
crease more loudly from beloW-and
beholt againt Up come square-ele-
waited box arising proudly like angels
fruit serial, vinegar, and other delic-
ious collection OF groceries.
Whoa upi" Hon Mrs say this like
commanders TO below Hon Box whoa
up and stand there respectfully hold
How scisntific is seiencer I ex-
clam while observing.
Remove off this groceries from
dumbWaiter," Mrs Oddbunn snatch off,
''or shall show you some new science
You will limp back to Japan from"
could not argue 50 I did.
Mr. Editor, me & Hon Dumb Waiter
come used to ourselves in shortness Of
few days This show how souls can
scrape their acquaintance together de
spite difference By early morning
dishWaEh time, when hear Hon " his
tie Tube 90 .Squ-e-e-e-t!" / no longer
jump with nervus hoofs resembling
horses. Instead 7 smile additionally
ana aISNN ct PACK loving NnOuEnLE- ne
give different replies different times.
Sometimes he say. -AIeatW sometimes
he report fIce" Naturally he are
most cruel when speaking with Ice
voice.
Tee" he ezclaim brutality
yes, Mr. Icei" I negotiate.
who you call Mr. Ice2' he snore
Ike vampires.
Excuse, Mr.. Dumb-Waiterr' I par
don
IF you continue naming me shall
come up there with slugsi" he basso.
7 were just pOking head down shaft
Dumb-W Waiter show how quick he ar
rive BY strOlCing me in chin
When knew something next was
on kitchen floor with So II lbs cooled
ice betop Of my animation. After that
] are more aristOcratic while talking
10 Hon Dump Waiter
japanese are very talented discover
ers. We think with brains and can
not stop learning how do everything
most easiest way.
For instancely. After 7 remain in
discover new talent for Hon. Dumb
Waiter. japanese are boy-size men
like Napoleon Dumb-Waiter are boy
size elevator Well BY redOublinE my
arms & legs into tightWad bundle re-
sembling roast beef packages can
croil into that boxed compartment and
elevate myself up and down like sail
Ors.
try this one day and miracuiously
arrive TO cellar where was all gloomy
surroundings including furnace, ash
Tor stood there and observe me with