The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1915-03-30
FROM sEpTUs.
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wen Mr.. Editor, We are glad that
the bond question Is soon to be set
tied and that our people can get
their minds on something else.
Since this question came up we
have had no time to talk about re-
ligion, about the war, about prohibi-
tion, about cotton acreage, about our
neighbors nor anything else. Even
our good women MP here got so in
terested In tho question that they
have not taken the time to discuss
the new style OF spring hats. Now
Just think what we men folks up here
have got TO endure with our women
at least two weeks behind with their
talking.
OF course we are sorry that that
wolf didn't Jump up" while we were
out hunting for we are sure that we
could have at least one or two good
races out of him. We have always
heard that a wolf good scared could
out run the devil and since ais one
came out so late In the day and "tip
toed" SO lightly through The Intelli-
gencer we are sure that a very lit
tie racket would have made him Join
the bird geng."
And now should Burris and Fant
Reid this and decide TO move West
and Join us in a Wolf hunt they
could get some good hints from
book we once read entitled James
Henry Going Around the Curve"
Here of late we have not been keep
Ing up with helocal and social eide of
Septus, however, we don't know of
any marriages, deaths nor babies.
The grain crop is looking good and
since Uncle Rube is going to cut his
cotton acreage twenty FIVE per tcent
aud his fertilizer bill one third or
more he is going to try and make
less cotton this in year In spite of the
farm demonstrators.
Uncle Rube read sometime ago in
good newspaper that to feed his hens
on certain kind of<food would make
them lay more eggs and OF course the
old man lost no time In getting the
Goods and sure enough the little "-ed
hen" got ON the job and produced
two eggs where she had only been
producing one and now Uncle Rube
Is getting for the two eggs just what
he had been getting for one and he
don't like 1t one bit. Well Uncle
Rube didn't We tell you that the other
fellow only wanted You to produce
more that he might get it for less.
The Anderson lad was leaving the
sweet Young thing at the door and he
reached into his vest pocket for
cigar. He found two crushed ones of
course. ''Too bad" the sweet young
thing said. AS hns NIL ready been
said the change of one letter makes
a great change in the meaning of q
word.
Yes the negro CANDLES on craps
and we send him to the echaingangand
the white man gambles on craps and
we send him to congress-.
Miss Carrie Hawell former teach
er Of Lebanon but now teaching at
Iva was visiting friends here last
Saturday and Sunday. Miss Howell
Is always q welcome visitor here hay
ing made good as a teacher and was
50 we'll liked both by patrons and
pupils.
Mr.. Grady Harris of Bolton spent
last Saturday night and Sunday with
friends and relatives here. Crafty
says that Septus has The sweetest
and most graceful" girls 10 be found
any where and Grady is some Judge
In show OF this kind.
Miss Alma Cole OF Pendleton was
here last Sunday to visit friends. Miss
Cole is alsp an old Lebanon teacher
and she numbers her friends here by
the score.
Prof. and Mis-. C. d. Coleman OF
Iva were visiting Mrs. Coieman's
mother. Mrs. Annie +. Smith last
Sunday. Prof. Coleman was princi-
pal of Lebanon high school last year
and he has many friends among his
former patrons and pupils who are
always glad to see him.
It's real amusing to see how some
old fogy church members will
strain at q gnat and swallow a
camel" when It comes 20 the young
people enjoying an innocent dance or
game OF cards. Young people
can't be fooled.