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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-05-13
ais SAINT:
Itenpater.

Ser groBe Geloberr un6 Sdla6z
tenlenfer, 6eiien Mame beute in aller
M11noe lit, lit tpie man baS BET Col
6aten tros ibres reuben &riegsbano>
tmerfs bdufig feltitellen fam, Elm bor>
5igliber Bmtliempater uno @atte.
Son oen Mnitrenga1ngen oes" DiemiteS
mar ser Mufentbalt I'M 6amilienfreiie
ltets feline id0nite @rbolung. St be-
reitet inn Sabre 1897 iein eigenes
@eim our@ Die Seiratb NIT @ertrno
bon @perling. 8eidnet ibm I'M Dienit
Elm ra1biger @rnit aus, 10 lit er gu
@oaie elm nnge8tpungen frobli@er II.
lebbaft p%la16ernoer Gomilienbater.
Sim berporiteuen6iteu lift Die Sdli4t'
felt II. @infadbet ieines @eienS, Die
fem gauges &al1s 3iert. SeimSeim b@
er 11odieiner @erabidieoung in San>
1tooer aufgeidlagen. Ct lit Elm
Mo1r, ser unge5muagene @eieltg-
felt in ieinem &auie Iiebt. &rob6em
lieb er ii@ ober niemals gon3 bon
ser Mrbett 5uridbalten, Die ibn audi
6om ltets erfiillte, tpenn er benz
Dienite BEN @iiden gefebrt batte uno
in ieinem @eim grbolung itdte. @s
lit eeraoe5u eritol1nli9, pie niel 9i1'
oenburg 5u &ar,ie orbeitete, uno
iiderli@ lit es fein 3ufaq, boB geraoe
6ieier monn 51n1 grretter Deuti@-
LAMBS Dor Ser @uiiengefabr puroe.
Genie an ii6 be6eptet nod nidts,
tpe11n nidt 6abinter 6ie barte, 5abe
un6 roltIoie Mrbeit itebt, Die sic &C.
niole @egabung crit bolenbs o1srei-
fen Idbt> 6oB tie Sic Grndt troger
fan11, sic man BOZ, ibr ertpartet. 90
tpor &in1enbl1rg idon als &egime1ts.
fom1monoe11r unausgeiebt on BEN lat
qe1t @interabenoen 6anit beiddfttgt,
3u &ouie in ieinem frie6lt@en &eim
sdIadten gu idlogen. User i'm oeS
Men6s beiudte, fon6 lin ftets i'm
tiefen Madoenfen boz feinen Gene.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-05-13
0ebet int &rie0e.

Ser, Scr 1nier &fen iegnet,
8leib bel nus in @l1tb berSdladten!
Segne bn Die iiber,padtem
6ramena,sen, bak lie ideinen,
ISLES amf 8ilbern, fro1nmteu, reimen,
Sitter Meiiter nus besesnet.
Serr, bu Spencer 1tnires 8rotes,
8leib bel uns int @ral Der Sage,
9af sic Surge ME es mage
Mit ~aefriimmter @anb at broben
Sm ben itarfen, >unnberfrobem
@lauben bentiden @orgenrotbes.
sesme umier &inber 2alen,
9af es Dir 5tm 2oblie6 ,perbe,
@en,1 iie a1f Der @%eimatberbe
Ginitems itebn in @rnte5eiten,
9ie im Treibeit at bereiten
sieaemb beut sic Sitter fallen.
@plteit audi Der sagen Seelen,
Die in bangem &letnmntb id)mad)ter,
&aterlid 1nb ,ueiie adtem,
9af iie frSbli@ at Sen Stermen
Sire 8iirbe beben lerne11
11mb iid brinitig Dir befeblen.
Sd, 1mb jene, bte ba mabnen,
9af nod 3eit 5u &rrnf nno 3rane1,
@iGit b1 iie se>uabren la1em?
6iibre bm nit itrenger Cite
Sic erlpidener @emitbe
Sin gu Sbat ntb itol5en Sbramen'
Sci bei 11ns ant Sootemfeite,
@enn sic &eloenbaine branben
Ml(entbalb in beutiden 2aroe11.
@emr bic itiQen @eere fl11tben,
ltmire @eelen at b1rdjglutbem,
Sn beS @idopms beil'ger Teite.
Self itiirmt infer 8itten amf:
SER Ser %itarfiten &ataiQone,
@err Der reiniten @er5ensfrone,
@an5 nit ueberiuinoeritarfe
@appne 1tns gum Siesesmerfe:
@eife beine 9immtel anf!
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-05-13
england fat bnrd ieiner1 8aibing'

toner Botiddfter 0em Stantsoeparte'
mert mittbeilen laiien, bab feline
&riegsfdiffe, bic in amerifonif@en
@etpGilern m1f ser 2a11er liegen, sic
Monoper unierer Glotte nidt itorer
tpiir6en. go giitig lit @ngla11b, uno
10 6dmli@ lit man inn stoots6epor.
tement g%etporoen, 6ab mon fir 6as
grnieorigenoe elmer folden @rfla'
r1trrg fein @%erftdnbntb mebr bat.
@enn inn @tootsoepartement ein
Marnt i6iiBe ur16 nidt Elm altes 8eib,
Damn b6ltte er oem britiihen &riegs'
boten ing @eiidt geladt, als ct fam,
ltm 6ie grflGrung abaugeben 1tno
ibm, tpenr1 er 6os ,tidt beritan6en
bdte, sic Ebiir tpetien laifen. Gas
ipGre bic elmer @roBmo9t aaein ,piir'
6ige Mrttport getpefen.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-05-13

@allitreet fat Sen 1tnter9ang Ser
2u1itania empfun6en, ols mer1t linn
ein 6euti6es AZ 3entimeter- @ei9oB
ing @ontor gefabren mdre. Sos lit
out. @auitreet fonnte einen fleinen
Sbreden iebr gut gebrauden. Sc
tpar ldo11 tpie6er oa1f Dem be1ten @e=
ge, iippig at tper6en. l1n0 Dos tal1gt
ibm nidt un6 Dem 9un6e no9 bieI
meniger.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-05-13

oertlde Gidter in ieinem Meilter'
1perfe 6au1t ieinen Sel6en bur4 Die
Stlfe ser Mutter @ottes gerettet mer.
Sen; uno mander ltnglaubige un6
Mnoersgldubige bot befannt: "Dte
fatbolil6e Meligion 5iebt mi@ on,
neil in ibr cine Mutter it,"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-05-13
Sic Sttut1tte Der @er=
1tmnft.

toner aorreiponoenten, mel6e berid)>
ten, Ser &raiioent mer0e, ebe er IN
ser Mngeleg1rbeit Ser ~2uiitania" ets
men entibeioe1roen Sdritt tbue, crit
oie 0ffentlide Stimmung in 6en @er-
einigten stoaten urlo Sic @iaenSmei=
1r11lg 6es amerifami@en 8olfeS gu
erfua1oen periud)en, nur 1T miiBiger
&armegieBerei. 9aben lie aber Nedt,
10 f0nnen mir nur boffen 0aB 8ooo=
rom @illon ni@t ben 6ebler begebet
miro, 6as bpiterii6e @ei6rei Ser Set
tungen, sic &rieg gegen sic lieut.
lden @iraten" berlangen, als Die
Gimme ser offentltden Meinung gu
oeuten. Bir glarben iagen gu ol1rs
fen, ooB ii9 SOS l1rtbeil oeS inteat=
genten uro ebrlib n%eutralen Gbells
oeS ameerifanii6en SubltfnmS 5tern-
li6 genal1 nit Sen aeubernngen
6edt, melbe 5tpei berporrogenoe Wttt>
glie6er urieres nationalen Sberbau'
les am Samitag tbaten.
81 befannte 8mnoesienator Bo=
rub BON sSoabo erflarte, er glaube
rri6t, boB sic beoauerli@e &ata1tro-
pfc eine Men6erung in Der Yoltttf
Der 8unoesregierung CUR Solge boz
ben 1uer6e. 1ie Sbatia6e, ooB Die
leutiden elm fein6lides Stiff, anf
oem ii@ 5ufd1ig omerifanii@e Bur
ger b%efanoen, perienft batten, loiie
ii6 ni6t NIT Ser @erfolgung, MiB'
banolung, @era1rbu1lg, ia @rmor'
Dung merifamiid}er 8irger in einem
Ma6baritoate perglei&en. Sn Meri-
TO leien mebr ameritaniide 8iirger
umgetommen als m1f Der ~21iita,
mia" @enator 8orab lit Mitglteo
oes @enotsa11siduiies fir anstparti>
ge Mngelegenbeiten. @o@ i6merer
aber ols lein urtbei1 fd1t 6as ieines
W2illourier @oGegen 5tone in Die
8agi9ale, 1enm CT tit nt@t nletn
Gorliber 6es ertpdbnten &omitees,
lon6ern glei95eitig au@ elmer Der ar-
gelebenoiten nn6 einfluBrei6iten
@urteigenoiien 6es @raiioenten. &C.
Motor @tone iagte, obne auf Die por=
ousii6tIide &altung Ser 8nnoesre'
gierung ein5ugeben> miiiie er bod 90
ran erinner1t, 1aB 6ie ~2uiitania" Elm
englil6es @@iff NOR, unter englii@er
6logge fubr un6 englii@e &eierpi'
item (un6 Systematically an 8oro
batte. 3ie Mmerifaner, mel@e iid
trob ser 8arna1ng ser 6euti@en 8ots
ihoft on 8or6 6eS DampferS bege'
be1 baltten, ieie1t 10 gut auf engli'
i9em 8o6en gepei en-, alS menm tie
1id in elmer Setting o6er in elmer
befeitigten @to6t @nglan6s befunoen
b6tten.
@ie bei6en @enotoren i@etne1t olfo
6ie &anolungsmeiie Deuti6lon6s
6urdous nidt als einen Hiraten-
ltrei6 31 betro9ten. Mus ibrem @e=
merfungen flingt uns oie Shmme
ser @eredtigfeit un6 Der @erm1nft
entgegen. l1n6 n1f 6ieie @ttmme
m11B Der @rdiioent b0ren, tpenn CT
elm nng1iid nerbiiten miu, i'm Ser
qleih NIT 6em sic r2uiita1ia <&ataz
itiopbe CUR abiolrten @e6eutangslo=
1igfeit ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS piroe.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-05-13

rolltarbsforten, sic er auf ieinem
groben Mrbeitstif9 ausgebreitet bot-
te, uno Die nit @riegSipielmorten BE-
legt tporen. Mit ibnen muroen Die
ein5elnen &eere be5eidnet. @inoen-
burg 6irigierte Nun int @eiite feline
s(rmeer, un6 5par init groBter @or,
liebe an ben @ren5en ieiner @eimatb,
Ser Tropin3 SfpreuBen. @eraoe
bier, mo er 6ie grobten Sbaten ieines
9ebens ausfibren iollte, batte ct
ols @egimentsfomman6eur ben font
menoen &rieg nit &ublano porous'
geabnt.
Mls fem gr0btes 2ebens8ieI un6
oIs Sen Sraum ieines 2ebens batte
Sm6enburg es oft be5ei@net, 6aB eS
ibm eimoI bergonnt fem moge, Elm
9lrmeeforps gegen ben 6eino gu fnb'
rem. Mun itebt er als Oberbefeblsz
bober Ser geiammte1 6eutidenSt
frGfte i'm Often i'm 6el6e., seine
idonite &offm1ng lit n1io bel tpeitem
iibertroffen tpor6en. Mls Bmilien-
oberboupt pnr er itets bon Ser groB.
ten 8iiinftlidteit. Sober 8eiu9 un6
ie6er @rief tp11r6e itets in fur5eiter
6riit erleoigt. Midts tpuroe BEL ibm
auf Die Iange Banf gei6oben, 6enn
sic 9r6nung, 6ie er I'M 9ienite afs
erite @flidt iebes 5ol6aten be5eid-
nete, lift a11@ in feinem @auie itets
borberri9en6 getpeie N. @er in iein
Sous tam, fon11te 6ie aniprudsIoie
@9li@tbeit ieines 2ebens %betpunoern.
@on beiBen6em @pott tpar er MIR er.
fuGt, tper1 er iab, mie jemmn6 it.
gen6 etpos borite1en tponte, mas er
tbotid9Ii@ midt >par. 90 liebte er es
pidt, tpenr man Ben Gru1en Der 81
fi5iere 6en EiteI bes Monnes COB,
un6 mofte bariiber itets feline tref-
fen6en @9er5e. Die uGrau Oberit"
nn6 sic ~Gro11 maiorin" tparen fir
ibn itets bas 3iel beion6erer @poH.
reoen. @r botte REMEMBERING fir
bas Gmilienleben 8ismards, % es
@ismurds @attin tpl1n6erbou Der itan-
Sen batte, ii9 b0nig bon 6en @eiddf-
ten Tires Mannes fern gu balten uno
in ibrem &eim MIR Die 6euti@e Me11t.
ter unb &ousfrau 5u fem. 9os tpar
nod ieinem @int. Seea@ ieiner Ser
obidie6ung madte er it6 baron, feline
2ebenserinnerungen m1f5u5etdne1,
obne 3u tpiiien, baB ibr gr0bter ST.
bolt linn nod BEFOREHAND. @erm CT
iebt feline 2ebenserimerungen fort
ieben miro, 6a1tn tper6en fie fit Sm1-
ien6e Elm 9ebrbu9 ser meiiterbafte-
iten 6el6berrnfunit mer6en. Grit
aus ibnen miro man gang erfenner
f0nnen, in tpelder getpaltigen Mrbeit
er Dos groBe @erf Ser @ernidtutg
6es @uifenbeeres bouen6et bat. @irer
f9Iidten @eieuigfeit mar &inoen'
burg geneigt. Sn ieiner 5amilie
fiiblten ii4 sic Sreun6e 6es &auies
itets tpobI. Mu@ ols boberer Off
5ier bot er itets NIT 6en 8irgern iei<
rer @obniibe quite Sreunoidaft uno
@eielligfeit gebalten. Cine beion-
6ers biibi9e @rrimer11ng 6aran Be-
mabren sic @ob1en3er n1f. &ier mar
&in6enburg gbef 6es @enerolitabes
oes odten Mrmeeforps. Gin Il1itiger,
gefeliger @reis in @oblen3 nor Der
v@o6eniteiner @eerpam," un6 5tpar
sic r@oloria @benania." @1n uar
bier &inoenb11rg o1@ @itglieo, uno
5tpor botte er Mmt un6 Stang zines
vnn1trotegen." Ct eridien bier itets
piinftli9 5u nS4mo1b un6 8ed,er'
fdlupf" Bel auen ibren ~5ipp11n.
gen." @eaentpartig miro ser 6elo'
maridnn in SEN Stammro1en ser
@erliner @o6eniteiner~ als &riegsge'
tpoltiger 8efreier bon Sitpreub BEN
nn6 Trubberr bon Sannenberg" ge'
feiert.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-07-12
CITY RECEIVES BIDS
ON COAL FOR PLANT
Board Will Make Labratosy
Tests in Boilers Of Munich
pal Utility.

BIDS on coal for the Richmond mu.
nicipal electric plant were received
BY the board Of public works today.
The bids were on 10000 tons Of nut
ana slack, either washed or uuwaShed.
ana the prices ranged from 81 90 per
ton 70 $2.27H. No contract will be
awarded until the board has had time
TO consider the various bids.
Laboratory tests were submitted
with each bid but President Bavis
stated that only consideration would
be given to actual boiler tests at the
plant. The coal which will provide
the greatest number OF kilowat hours
at the switchboard on the least
amount of fuel IL what the board il
primarily Interested in" he said.
The original specifications provided
that only bids for washed nut and
slack would be received, but iuasmuch
% this Disseminated against some
OF tho dealers bids were re,advertised
for, the specifications providing fol
both washed and unwashed nut and
slack. these bids being the ones open
ed today.
The lowest bid. $3.50 per ton. wa.
on IN unwashed coal. submitted by
the A. Harsh company. The lowest
bid on washed coal was 32.10, submit
ted by Mather Brothers company
Washed nut and slack has been used
tor the past few years by the plant
being supplied by the Harsh company
which submitted . bid Of 1920 fol
Black Nut" the Same price - quoted
last year.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-07-12

Cause and effect are so plainly shown here that
we cannot see how any sane man. be he ordinary
citizen or president Of the United States can fail
to grasp the point and follow or inausmate .
policy Of action based upon fundamental justice
and the fundamental law Of abolishing effect by
first eliminating cause.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-07-12

through her attorneys against Henry
T. CONNER ct A. In the Wayne county
circuit court.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-07-12
F.LEs COMPLAINT.

6af1h E. Owens has filed Z com.
plant tor partition and sale OF real
estate with distribution Of proceeds
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-07-12

for their own country first, last and all the time
who are neither pro-British nor pro-German
when the true interests of their own country are
at stake, must unite in patriotic endeavors to
nullify the effects of our Presidents policy and
prevent its drawing US into the terrible European
tragedy. A vote of Congress is necessary before
the United States can declare war on any nation
True Americans of sane judgment and with
proper perspective of their countrys rights, as
well as of the rights of the different groups of
belligerent nations abroad, can exert their influ-
ence through Congress to prevent the war that
their Presidents lack Of good judgment and true
perspective might otherwise precipitate. All sane
citizens unite in desiring not to be drawn into
war on either side. They wish not to sacrifice
hundreds Of thousands more lives because of the
hundred lost on the Lusitania or on account of
900 worth Of inanimate American prop
erty interned in British ports. They are deter
mined to make the last compromise possible
rather than make such sacrifice and pile up bill
lions of dollars Of indebtedness to crush down the
backs of the unborn children Of future American
generations if they can help it. They recognize
that nations, as well as Individuals when fight
ing for existence, as Germany and England are,
are compelled to modify during the course of
combat rules for the conbatants determined up
on during times of peace. Such Americans are
willing to modify their ideas as to what consti-
tutes their rights during the course of great
war between two great nations for existence.
But when such Americans have reached the IRE
ductible minimum of modification Of what they
believe to be their rights, then before they 60 to
war to protect those fundamental rights, they
are going to be sure that they war on the real
instieator of the violations Of those rights
In the present case, the government of the
United States has not done its just duty in pro-
tecting the rights Of its citizens It will not have
done so until it asks England in the strongest
terms to give up her food blockade Of Germany
and to cease all interference with our commerce
with all neutral nations. # England, upon re-
ceipt of this demand, complies, then we have thel
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-07-03

81 prepare my orange bath by
squeezing the skin in such a manner
that the oil acid permeates the bath
water. You cannot imagine how soft
the water becomes by this use of
orange skins. Then a little of the
orange juice can be added. This gives
a pleasant aroma to the water as well
as sOftening it.
These orange baths are not fad
with me. I have persevered in their
use for several years and believe
that my clear velvet-like complexion
is due to them"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-07-03

San Francisco.-An orange bath"
for a milky complexion is the latest
yrecipe for beauty. Miss Ida O'Day,
stage star, is the orange bath ex-
ponent.
1--WE have always recognized the
healthfuI benefits from oranges"
states Miss O'Day, therefore isn't it
reasonable that the mild acid and oil
of the juices and skin have medicinal
properties that affect the complex
ion?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-04-23
THE NORTH AND SOUTH RAILROAD.

The necessity for railroad connecting north and south
Idaho has been felt for many years Every COVER
since Goodng has called attention the necessity
the road and has urged that steps be taken build it.
Governor Alexander comes forward advocate
Of the road lie proposes organize commission which
shall take hold of the systematic promotion of the rail-
road All good citizens of the hope that he will be
successful
Idaho thnly settled that this railroad will not APP
peal to private capital at the present time While the
banks of the country overlooking there to
money for railroad construction Roads that promise
quicker though told promise surer returns
anguishng for the that capital is not avail
able If this road to be built be started by the
state itself Private capital will undertake the
stucon of the railroad under present economic condi-
tions and while the public mind in its present state
few years great opposition both the part of
the public and the part of the railroads. would have
arisen against the state undertaking to finance railroad
Since then the federal has built the Panama
canal and authorized railroad in Alaska 1t has also
spent millions the reclamation of arid lands 1t has
been proposed that drainage and of
waterways follow. The proposal that the government
take the telephone and telegraph lines has been
ousy considered The that have taken by the
and the suggestions that have been made nd
cate great change of mind the part of the public to-
ward governmental activities 1t is necessary at this
time to discuss this change of mind express dspeasue
or gratihcaon The change has occurred view of the
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-04-23
HOME INDUSTRY WEEK.

Once year. with or less ecat, the peoPle "
Idaho put forth an effort become acquainted with lu@
products The occasion is called Home Industry WeeN
It is very good idea and should be kept III use ABOUT
s2 weeks in the year But week is great deal Oete
than none Now if it is good thing for ldaho 10 use
products made in Idaho is it not good thing Tor inc
United States to use things made in the United otates
so should not our efforts good will and legislation DC
directed to the encouragement of home industry all along
the line? You rarely find individual who does not be-
lieve in building up his home town, his home county anu
his home state You will find thousands who are not will
ing to 90 step farther Why should stop at the state
boundary line?
The present tariff law, under which the country is no"
living and with great discontinue, is framed upon the
theory that it better policy and better business to buy
where you can buy the cheapest # foreign countries Gan
manufacture steel cheaper than then we should buy
in those countries We in should conhne our efforts
to producing that which produce cheapest NO
theory of free trade or tariff for only has or can
have any other idea in mind In consequence hnd the
anomaly here Idaho, and dare throughout the
country generally of preaching theory and pachc-
ing another. We preach trade at home. We leg;slate
against building up of home industries We invite the
competition of world and then ask people to turn
down the foreign made article in favor of that which we
produce at home. This anomaly, thank fortune and the
good sense of the American people, will not last long
Another election and the United States will return to the
American doctrine of protection to American industry
so that the people practice the patronage OF home
industry
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-04-23
The Season of Aspiration.
Von Schelling.)

90 ONtiNAAAA6sJ
o springtime, the season of as
piration with what delight in life
thou fllest the heart! On one
side the Spiritual World is at
tracing us, and we feel assured
that only in its closest bond of
union can our true happiness be
found. On the other hand, Nature
with her thousandfold witcheries,
sells back our hearts and our
senses to her own eternal life. 1t
is hard that neither the internal or
the external can fully satisfy our
desires, and that the souls in which
the two are united are so few. A
life purely spiritual cannot satisfy
us; there is something in us that
has longing for reality. AS the
thoughts of the artist can find no
rest until he has embodied them in
an external representation; so the
object of all our aspiration is to
md in the perfect Material. the
counterpart and reflection of the
perfect Spiritual.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-04-23
Hug Your Job.

Things are dull in San Francisco,
On the bum" in New Orleans;
Rather punk" in cultured Boston,
Famed for Goldfish, pork and beans.
On the hog" in Kansas City;
Out in Denver things are Jared;
And they're "beefing" in Chicago
That the times are mighty hard.
Not much doing in St. Louis
It's the same in Baltimore
Coin don't rattle in Seattle
AS it did in days of yore.
Jobs are scarce around Atlanta;
All through Texas it is still,
And there's very little stirring
In the town of Louisville.
There's howl from Cincinnati,
New York City, Brooklyn, too;
In Milwaukee's foamy limits
There's but little work to do.
In the face of all such rumors
1t seems not amiss to say
hat no matter where you're going
You had better stay away
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-04-23
DELIVERY QUICKER THAN
BY A MOTOR TRUCK
q. w. c., in Life.)

After the end of the great war what
is to become of all the big guns that
are now working such destruction in
Europe and the Dardanelles? Are
they to become only so much Junk? A
Canadian coal dealer who has an inn
aginative, as well as inventive, turn
of mind believes that he has solved
the question, and he has written his
views to a Buffalo coal firm. Aside
from changes of name, the letter reads
as follows
Since the battleship Queen Eliza
beth is tossing a ton of explosive steel
over range of mountains and onto
an unseen fort II miles away. it sug-
gests at once to any imaginative mind
the uses to which such guns as hers
could be put after the war, when they
will no longer be needed in a Utopian
and peaceful universe.
For instance, a coal dealer could
purchase one of these l5-inch guns
and mount it in his coal yard.
The telephone rings and an order
is received from lady for a ton of
coal to be delivered at 5602 Main St.
The clerk says, Thank you, ma am,
and wells to Smith and asks:
What's the range up to 5602 Main
street,"
And Smith looks up his little book
and says:
",Eleyation II, to the left 10, point
9, Mr.. Jones'
THE clerk takes down the telephone
and calls the coal yard.
Bill, says he, Shoot ton of nut
up to elevation II. TO the left 10, point
There is lound explosion in the
coal yard. The ton of coal in a neat
steel capsule goes sailing up and
lands in the back ward of 1902 Main .
P. San the old man can use the
leftover cntrenching tools to shovel
the darn stuff into the bin with.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-04-23
BAPTIST CHURCH

Sunday morning the Odd Fellows
and Rebekhas will attend the service
at this church. Decorations and music
VIII be appropriate to the occasion.
and the pastor will preach a sermon
by request of the order. commemora-
i've OF the 9oth anniversary of the
requested to meet at the Odd Fellows
hall promptly at II O'Clock. and
march in body to the church. The
public is cordially invited to attend
the service.
The. ordinance of baptism will be
administered at the close of this SER
he young people will unite with
other young people in the evening. at
the. Christian church, and the con%rss
cation will unite with others for the
closing, service of the revival MEETING
at the Methodist church.