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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
TOUCHARD FREED
BY MERCY PLEA
Death of Wife and Other Mis-
fortunes Win Clemency-
Placed on Probation.

Gustave F. Touchard, former indoor
tennis champion, VINO recently pleaded
guilty to a charge of stealing $40
worth of golf balls from Abercroribie
Fitch. received a suspended sentence
from Judge Rosalsky in General Ses-
SONS yesterday. Touchard is on pro-
lAtion for five years.
In addressing the court in TCu-
chard's behalf, George Gordon Battle,
his attorney, mentioned the young
mans misfortunes. including The death
of his wife. and the monetary difficult
ties brought about through her long
illness. all of which led him TO yield
to temptation.
Judge Rosalsky also received many
letters asking clemency for Touchard.
Among them were communications
flom his former employers, A. G.
Spalding & Co.; Robert D. Wrenn and
Dudley Field Malone, Collector Of the
Port of New York.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
SOLDIERS
DEPRESS CANADA
Nervous Wrecks Back from the
Front Add to Gloom Caused
by Length of War.
lBy Telegraph to The Tribune.l

Toronto, Ont, July 90.-Gloom con-
tinues 10 deepen because OF the lack OF
progress in the war. There Is no
wavering in confidence as 10 the out
come. but the immediate prospect con-
tains so little that is cheerful that
nerves are getting OH edge.
Home from the front is contingent
of the first Canadian division, many OF
them permanently disabled, and they
add TO the discouragement.
The most depressing of the returned
soldiers are the nervous wrecks. They
look robust and strong. and may not
have a scratch. but a brief converse
ton reveals failing memory, shattered
will power and deficient mental proc
esses.
Ralph Connor," the novelist (the
Rev. c. W. Gordon. who has been in
England as a chaplain. has not helped
matters by publishing what is intended
as a call to arms. Every one who
ought TO be listened TO, he declares.
"sees no hope of victory. absolutely
none, and little hope of even a drawn
battle. unless conditions be changed
and changed utterly" Without fresh
men and munitions in overwhelming
proportion the bitterness and humili-
alton of defeat will be our portion"
Meanwhile. business optimists are
taking a strange tack. For the first
nine months of war they argued that
the conflict would be quickly ended.
Now they base their hopes of pros
perity on the prospect of long war.
They point out that never in the
Dominion's history have Canadian in
dustrieS been so oyercrowded with or
ders. Mills and factories are working
twenty-four hours a day to turn out a
rush order of S400000,000 of merchan-
disc for foreign consumption. This or
der represents almost every product
manufactured in the country.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
BENEFIT DANCE
AT SOUTHAMPTON
Gay Costumes and COL
ored Lights Make Hos
pital Affair a Hit.

Southampton, Long Island, July 30
The annual costume ball to aid South
ampton Hospital, held tonight in a
large marquee on the grounds of the
Meadow Club, was the largest and most
successful event of the season.
In the tent were forty-hve boxes,
seating six persons each. The color
scheme in the decorations was blue and
yellow. Suspended from the centre of
the tent were two huge chandeliers
with hundreds of colored lights and
hanging from the chandeliers were silk
streamers. The decorations were in
charge of Mrs. Henry W. Sage and Miss
Beatrice Clafin.
The box owners began to arrive about
1920 o'clock, and then the Pavlowa
gavotte, under the direction of Mrs.
Bertha Ware Cady, was given by Mr..
and Mrs. Louis Du Pont Irving, Mr.. and
Mrs. Frederic F. Humphreys, Mrs.
Stewart Davis, Miss Beatrice Clafiin,
Richard Babcock and T. Gaillard
Thomas.
Among those in the boxes were:
Mr. and Mrs Robert ". Thompson. Mesdames
Peter B Wyckof. James Lawrence Bretse G.
Warrington Curtis Charles Barney. Charles steele.
George g Dewitt. Walter Cutting. Henry Rogers.
Edward W HUMPHREYS. Adrian II. Larkin. Arthur
Is Clahn Ne-ybold Edgar. Fairfax $. Landstreet.
Charles r. Miller. Frederick A SNOW Is. Aymar
Sands. William T. Douglas Henry A. Alexander.
Arthur Coppcll. Arson Beard. Howard G. Brosaw.
GoOdhuo Livingston. Albert Gdllltin Edward Van
Iugen. Cornelius y. Bliss. Robert Hagcr. lr: Lee
Delaneld. George T. Maxwell and Sherwood Adrch.
Henry Sanford +. Burial Hoffman. stephen Pea
body. Charles b. Macdonald and John /. Harris.
Among those in costume were:
Mr. and Mrs. Oren Root. Mr.. and Mrs. W. Scott
Cameron. Ms Edward Van lngen. Mr.. and Mrs.
Orson d Mum. Mr.. and Mrs. J. Seare Barclay.
Miss Frances Breese. Slr and Mrs. II. W. sage.
Mrs IT, W Mcyickar. Miss Jullana Cutting, the
Misses Rice Mr. and Mrs Henry H. Rogers. james
l. Breese and John O. Day.
Supper was served at II o'clock in
the clubhouse dining room and on the
porches. About four hundred attended
the dance, and Mrs. Edward Van lngen
and Mrs ]. r. Dilworth, who had charge
of the arrangements, were congratu-
lated for the success of the affair.
Preceding the ball informal dinners
were given by Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Du
Pont Irving, Mrs. Charles I. Barney,
who is a guest at the club; Mrs. Alonzo
Potter, Mrs. W. Scott Cameron, Mrs. j.
r. Dilworth and Mrs c. NJ. Hammill.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
FREE LUNCH ALLY
FAILS DEMON RUN
Chicago Company Establishes
Restaurant to Back Its Dry
CAMPAIGN.

Chicago, July 30.-After a victorious
drive on the prohibition trenches, the
Demon Rum, aide by the great god
Free Lunch, was hurled back to-day.
officials Of the Illinois Steel Com
pany, at South Chicago, started . dry
campaign among their employees, and
were well along with their course Of
drink" posters when the barkeepers
rallied.
In front of every saloon in the dis
trict appeared huge signs telling Of
elaborate and Delmonican free lunches
served within, picturing huge bowls Of
steaming soup, ana below this slogan:
Don't come in TO drink! Come in and
eat,"
Whereupon the company came back,
and established a restaurant in It's
plant, where it served this menu to-
day: Bowl of soup, two cents; roast
beef and potatoes, FIVE cents; tomatoes,
one cent; pie, one cent; coffee, two
cents; ham sandwich, two cents; beans,
two cents, and ice cream, two cents.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
GIBBONS PRAYS FOR PEACE
Cardinal Here Hopes U. s
Will Not Get Into War.

Cardinal James Gibbons, who since
Thursday has been paying his annual
visit 10 Monsignor James S. Duffy, rec
tor of st. Agnes's Church, Brooklyn.
yesterday left for his summer home
in Southampton, Long Island. The
Cardinal was accompanied by Bishop
Dennis J. O'Connell, Of Richmond, Va,
and Monsignor Duffy, who will spend a
part of the summer with the prelate.
Before boarding the train for South
ampton the Cardinal expressed his
hope that this country would not be-
come involved in the European war
81 am praying for peace every day.
he said, land praying that this coun-
try shall not be plunged into the con
fiict II would be a pity, indeed. and
trust that every means will be used
to prevent such calamity"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
MORGAN TO RESUME WORK
Ends Cruise and Will Be in
Office Early Next Week.
[By Telegraph to The Tribune. ]

Glen Cove, n. Y, July 30.-J. P. Nor
gan returned TO his East Island estate
to-day, after several weeks cruise on
his steam yacht Corsair.
II was said that Mr.. Morgan prob
ably would go 10 his New York ONCE
the early part of the week. He will go
20 New London on the Corsair on Au-
gust 9 to join the New York Yacht Club
feet on its three weeks cruise.
The Corsair entered the harbor about
5 o'clock this evening. Mr.. Morgan was
taken TO the landing dock in a speed
boat and was met by an automobile,
which took him 10 the house. The Cor
sair then went to her pier in Brooklyn,
where she will take on fuel.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
PLEADS TO WIFE'S GUILT
Autoist Takes Blame When
She Breaks Speed Limit.

East Orange, n. j., July 30.-Taking
all the blame for his wife's automo-
bile Speeding, Ralph w. Halsey, of
South Orange, pleaded guilty to-day
and paid a fine as proxy for her. Mrs.
Halsey was arrested in Central Avenue
by motorcycle patrolman, who
charged her with travelling at the rate
of twenty-five miles an hour.
Mrs. Halsey was not in court, Re
corder Mott having consented to deal
with Mr.. Halsey as her proxy. Halsey
declared he was guilty, as he was in
charge of the car, in spite of his wife's
driving. He also told the recorder that
Mrs. Halsey was of nervous temper
ament and would suffer keenly if re-
nuired 70 appear in court.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
BEATRICE MILLER
TO WE'D AVIATOR
Engagement to Lieutenant
CAN'T Announced from
California.
SOCIETY SEEKS NEW
HAUNTS FOR AUGUST
White Mountains, Maine and
AdirOndacks Replace Long
Island Resorts.

From California comes the announce
meni Of the engagement Of MISS
Bea rice Wooster Miller. daughter OF
Mrs. Frederick r. Balm, Of lO1 East
Ninety-fourth Street. to Lieutenant
Harry Gantz, U. S. A.. a military avla-
tor. now at the government school at
San Diego. Miss Miller is with her
mother at Santa Barbara. Her father.
the late Charles Wooster Miller. OF
New York and San Francisco. was
wealthy manufacturer. The wedding
will take place in All Saints Church,
Montecito, Cal. on September l.
Mrs. Arthur Winslow. of Boston. has
announced the engagement OF her
daughter, Miss Charlotte Winslow. TO
Lieutenant Robert T. S. Lowell. L. ). y.
Miss Winslow is granddaughter OF
the late Commander Francis Winslow.
Z. S. n. and niece of Rear Admiral
Cameron McRae Winslow. L. S. n, and
of the late Lieutenant Francis Wins
low, L. s. n. Lieutenant Lowell is a
granddaughter Of James Russell Lowell
He was graduated from the Naval
Academy at Annapolis in 1907. and is
now attached TO the battlesbip New
York.
Announcement mas been made of Ii e
engagement of Miss Freda FROST
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Frost
of Summit, n. j., to Stephen Payne
Nash Rhoades, son of Mrs. Lyman
Rhoades, Of as West Fifty-ninth Street
Mr. Rhoades was best man at the we'd
ding last Wednesday in Oyster Bay OF
Miss Frosts brother. DR.. lnglis +
Frost, and Miss Barbara Brewster
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry D. Babcock, who
are at Southampton, Long Island. will
spend the month of August at the Pro
file House, in the White Mountains.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Howard Strong
and their daughter, Miss Margaret L
Strong, of 100 East Seventy-tirst Street
have gone to Rogue Bluffs, Me-, for the
remainder of the summer.
Mr.. and Mrs. I. J. Oakley Rhine.
lander and their son. Philip Rhine.
lander, %, will leave the city to-day
for San Francisco, where they will re.
main for six weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel H. Ordway. OF
1913 East Seventyfrst Street. have
closed their cottage at Easthampton
Long Island, and have gone TO the
Adirondack for the month of August
Mr.. and~Nrs. Oliver Gould Jennings
will leave Newport on September 1C
and go TO their country place in Fair.
field. Conn. for the autumn.
Mrs. George W. Kidd and Mrs
Charles c. Dickinson. of SO East Sew
enty-second Street. will spend the re
mainder of the season at Magnolia
Mass.
! Mr.. and Mrs. F. G. Fara Forni. of 4;
Fifth Avenue. will leave town mex
week for Hot Springs. Va.
Mrs. Daniel S. Lamont. Miss Eliza
beth K. and Miss Katherine La. ont
who are spending the summer at Mill
brook, n. Y, are at the Poland Spring
House, Poland Springs. Me-. for a short
visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Blackstone Tay
/ lor. of 903 Park Avenue, are at tn,
Rocks. their camp on Upper St. Regi.
Lake, in the Adirondacks.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
B. R. T. IN WELFARE FIELD
Will Pay Half OF Employees
$1,000 Insurance Premiums.

The Brooklyn Rapid Transit Conn
pany will insure the lives of its EN-
p!oyes. Through an arrangement with
an insurance company. the Brooklyn
corporation will pay half OF the pre-
MUM of every one of its workers VINO
is insured for $1,000.
II all the employees eligible take ad.
vantage OF the opportunity the total
insurance, at 1000 each, will amount
TO more than 100000. Those who
desire may take out additional poll
cies I'D TO $4,000. In the case OF en-
pIoyes retired on pension or injured
in the service OF the company the cor
poration will assume the entire re-
sponsibility Of the payment Of the
premiums.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
NASSAU "ST. PETER" DIES
Charles Van Martar, Custo-
dian of Chapel Keys, Was 10.

Princeton. n. j.. July 30.-Charles
Van Martar. for more than twenty-five
years custodian of the keys to Prince
ton Chapel. and in this capacity known
to the students as "St. Peter of Prince
ton" died here to-day at the age OF
seventy years. He was an employe OF
the university for half a century. and
counted hundreds OF graduates and
professors among his friends. A de-
voted follower of the President. he was
always one of the first TO greet him
when he returned 70 Princeton.
In the whole of his life he left the
town twice-when he went to New
Brunswick to get married and when hs
went to the Pacific Coast 10 see his
SON.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
THE CAST.

The rain that fell last night while
Viola and Sebastian were explaining
things to each other on the open air
stage at Columbia University did not
brighten away "a member Of the audi
ence. And when. at the end OF the
play, the clown came down to the stage
and sang his little song. everybody saw
the point and laughed at the refrain.
"For the rain it raineth every day"
The outdoor performances have
taken hold of the summer session stu
dents. A large audience came to watch
Clifford Devereux and his company do
Twelfth Night" They applauded the
performance wholeheartedly- almost as
if it were a brand new musical com,
edy. Viola, Malvolio. Sebastian and old
Toby Belch were favorites.
The trees on the green made beau
tiful setting. There was no trouble
with the acoustics.
This afternoon the Devereux players
will give "As You Like It," and this
evening they will repeat "She Stops
to Conquer"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
WARD-WILSON.

Montclair. y. j., July 30.-Invita'
tons have been issued BY Mr.. and Mrs
Marcelon S Wilson. of 299 NORTH
Mountain Avenue. for the marriage Of
their daughter. Miss Ruth Averill vii
son. and Norman Brewer Ward on Au'
gust II. Mrs. Wilson will be matron
of honor and the other attendants VIII
he Miss Alta Ward and Miss Irene
Walser. Paul Ward will be HI:
brothers best man.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
MISS CLARA OGDEN.
[By Telegraph TO The Tdbune.l

Narragansett Pier. July 30.-Miss
Clara Ogden. Of New York. died last
night at the Arlington. She was
eighty-two years old.
Miss Ogden's sister. Mrs. William II.
Pendleton. accompanied her here. Her
niece. Mrs. W. H. Pendieton. of Cedar
hurst. is also here.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
MARRIED.

HARRIS - HEROY At Stamford,
Conn, on Thursday, July 20, 1915,
Elizabeth, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs
William Ward Heroy, to Isaac F.
Harris.
Notices Of marriages and deaths must
be accompanied by full name and address,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
VI. WITTER BYNNER.

Who expresses his opinion in free verse
shall come forth to the sunlight again,
To the glad, authentic sunlight.
For this van shakes me with pompous discomfort,
And the faces of people, human and friendly,
Pass and repass before my eyes
In an eternal procession.
l tell you shall come forth to the sunlight again,
To the bold authentic sunlight,
And to you.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
CONTRIBS / HAVE MET.

CHARLES HANSON TowNE.
Not Bottcellis cherubs show,
So sweet, so fair face,
Nor Rubens' portly beauties know,
Such complicated grace.
His fine Olympic manner beats,
The Adonais that was Keats.
Behold his smile so suave and bland,
That saith Eve poets understand"
q M T
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31

The carnvorous mosquito must On with campaign OF
education suggested by Perpaet teach the mosquito to be
vegetarian
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
DIED.

CHRISTENSEN-on Friday, July 80,
Rudolph Christensen, beloved hus-
band of Matilda H. Christensen.
Services Sunday, August !, at 2 p: m,
at his late residence, 3O3 Sterling
Place, Brooklyn. Interment private.
CROWELL-Thomas Young, Thursday,
July 20, in his S0th ; ear Funeral
services Saturday, July 81, at 1890
o'clock, at SIS Park st, Upper
Montclair, y. J. Kindly omit flowers.
GRIFFIN-on July %, 1915, Christine,
widow of william Preston Griffin,
L. s. n, and daughter of the late
Peter Kean, Esq, of Ursino, Eliza
beth. New Jersey, in the s9th
wear of her age. Funeral service at
Grace Church, Broadway and Tenth
St. Saturday, July 81, at 10 A. NJ.
1t is requested that flowers may not
be sent.
JACKSON Suddenly, in Providence,
R. l., July %, Frederick Harvey Jack
son, in his 6Sth year. Committal SER
vice at Sleepy Hollow Cemetery, Tar
rytown, n. Y, Saturday, July 81, at
l2:15.
KNOWLES-Su Suddenly, on July 29,
James Knowles. Funeral services at
his late residence, 254 Sumner av,
corner Lexington av., Brooklyn, on
Sunday, August /, at 10 a. m. Rela-
tives, friends and brothers OF Pales.
tine Lodge 204, F. and A. ", and
Royal Arcanum, Our Council 252, in
vited TO attend.
SEAMAN On Sixth day, Seventh
month. 30th, Rebeccs Cromwell,
widow of the late Valentine II. Sea
man. in the Slst year of her age.
Funeral at her late residence, 1875
St. James Place, Brooklyn, First
day, Eighth month, LIST, at o'clock.
VAN WYCK-On July %, 1918, Duryca
Suydon Van Wyck, in his SOD year.
Funeral Saturday, l0:30 a. m, from
his late residence. 10 West l27th st.
WARD.-Edwin Darlington, husband Of
Marion Matson Ward and son Of the
late Augustus and Susan Cowles
Ward, of Pennington, Conn, died at
Bay Shore, Wednesday, July %. Flu
neral services will be held at his
summer home, in Bay Shore, Saturday
at $3.50 p. m.
MANHATTAN AND THE BRONX.
BURNS, Edward, l05 West seth ST.,
July rs. Funeral to-day.
CAGNEY, Eileen, 352 West 18th ST.,
July %. Funeral to-day.
HARTKOPF. Ca,nerine, l2O West 18th
ST., July %. Funeral to-day.
THORPE, Joseph, SIS West <ist ST.,
July %. Funeral to-day.
BROOKLYN
COATES, Marcella, 1870 Sixth sv.. July
%. Funeral Monday.
PILON, Mary, 7ls 42d St, July 20.
Funeral to-day.
SHELDON. Edward, 42s East 5lst st..
Funeral tomorrow.
SMITH, Catherine. IS Lawrence sv'
July 80. Funeral to-day.
START, Priscilla. $50 Bedford sv,
July 90. Funeral to-day.
TALLMAN, Frances, 49s Halsey st.,
July 80. Funeral to-day.
NEW JERSEY.
BOISAUBIN, Edward, Newark, July 2s.
Funeral to-day.
DURANGO, Sarah, Newark, July %.
Funeral Monday.
GREEN, William, Jersey City, July Is.
Funeral to-day.
KING, Thomas, Newark, July %.
Funeral notice later.
MLACHLAN. Elizabeth, Jersey City,
July 20. Funeral to-day.
LONG ISLAND.
MAXON, Mary, Rockville Centre, July
2s Funeral to-day.
! SMITH, Margaret, Woodhayen, July IS.
Funeral to-day
CENETEklFs.
ruE WnnnI AVN CEMEIERY
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31

the list" testified Captain Petersen Of
the Eaand yesterday violent the by Captain
Petersen might prevented the printing of the boat list last
Sunday morning
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31

The London Daily Mirror prints page OF photographs taken
during match in which Newark womens baseball team
engaged Newark New Jersey One of the pictures labelled
Miss Lulu She is just about to 'sog the ball.
And for the life of can't object to the quotes
"A me" deposes Old Charley Towne "tha he
loves the Faherand because is his mother country Sounds
auntyGerman us, Charley.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
A HYMN OF HATE; OR THE SONG OF THE SPORTSHIRT.

O men or slim or stout,
O men Of angles or cures,
1t IS not linen you're Wedring ont,
But human creatures nerUeS.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
The Coming T0uer
The Poetry Society Takes a Jitney Ride
BY PAUL HERyEY Fox.

BY PAUL HERvEY Fox
l. POUND.
Who objects to the conventionoity Of the THING
Pale wisps of perfume, 0 Panacra
Slip from the oozy valves like velvet sausages
put up my hands in sorrowful undulaon
In this muchv nted-but-h lily -to-be-desired
Ride.
H. SARA TEAsDALE
Who wistfuly upbraids the machine
When tender mellow Autumn with her hoard
Joins Winter in his lair
Though you should prove to be disguised Ford
shall not
LOUIS UNTERMEYER.
Who sets down the delights Of the ride in detail
The mufHed mutter of the street
The pounding throb of steel STEEL
The alien voices ringing sweet,
A treacherous banana PEEL
The grooming thunder Of the car,
The charming cheapness of this spree,
The shattered spaces flung AFFAIR."
These splendid things appeal to me!
". AMY LOWELL.
gets Udiots color sensations
! wonder
As gaze upon the flying street,
Crced about with purple stars
Amethyss rubies, tokens from China,
Bloodred, dyed deep
With the dies of bubblng rum
Or laughing wine, mellow beer,
Or pale, white gin, or honest ale,
Yellow the tattered cornstalks
That
Softly in a mist
Like groen-grey phantoms
That pass
And return
With the jeweled sparkle of flashing swords.
v
Who interprets the sound.
Burnpalacka Bumpalacka, Bumpalacka,
Bump 10 De
Cheer for the chauffeur he is the ruler, chanted in
We are the people that hide beneath his hand snarn9
Onward, onward, keep up your courage Uoice Nth a
Forward to battle with rattle like band! spatter at
Zingalacka Zngaacka, Zingalacka, the end like
Zoom! rdtttesndR
Deep in a valley far from the hilltop, striking.
Here's where We get down. here's where must stop.
Poughng through the cornfeds in single file,
Marching like the Indians once upon a while. The prim-
Marching by itive passion
With a old toothbrush Of the motor
Hunting for the voets searching thrush) be spoken
With an old toothbrush! Nth teer,
Spankalanka Spankalanka, Spankaanka, the qu'
Spank! HIGH and tn
WITH AN OLD TOOTHBRUSH uoice rtmbh
Spank! like beer-ket
Spank IN cellar
Spankii
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
Subhuminal Anthology.

Subhumina Anthology.
will ingenuity, Mr. Shon
which has been excellent advantage formulating excuses
When Public Service Commission
Following mshap of numerous transit lines
But has beer mystery Mr.. Shont
Why aforementioned ingenuity
In subterranean railroad, for instance
And devised the local train is not
Hyperbocay miles behind station platform
ELK.
Checks Play Tennis TourneyTfibune headline
Oh did they?
1t highly divertng 10 learn from R. d. B., that w. l.
Colum is conductor on Canadian Pacific.
Drerting, but dislike the ending to R. D. BIS note
1t concludes Wishing you the same" F. p A.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31

Which is not by of condemning the Captain Often
epoye rated Disguised and indignant his firms busi
methods protests who running this business the head
firm says-oh yes he doe"you II? And the
thinks of his wife and family and "You SIR
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31

1t is highly diverting to learn, from R. d. b. that
Colum is a conductor on the Canadian Pacific
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31

Rain Checks Play in Lawn Tennis Tourney-Tfibune HI
Oh, did they?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31

Diverting but we dislike the ending R. D. BIS note
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-07-31
CEMETERIES.

CEMETEkiKs.
THE WOODLAND CEMETERY.
1924 St BY Harlem Train and by Trolley
Lots OF small sizs for sale.
once. 20 East 2sd ST. N \. -.
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1t concludes Wishing you were the same" F. P. A.