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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19

1.-THE managers Of the variogs teams
in the Grammer schools league
Il should remember that il the
captain is unable TO field full team
Of properly signed players. the game
must be forfeited. AIr. slime had TO
declare a double forfeit on Saturday.
Let Us hope that this won't be neces-
sary again. Ii doesn't give the school
any honor TO have TO forfeit game
The Lamar school team is using the
following players; Fletcher, RI; Austin
and Wright. cf; Palmer. II: Boyd IS,
fierce, 5b; Coalson, 2b; Erickson, 1bs
Flake, pi Lisso, C.
The following players have been
signed by Beau school: Rodriguez, n;
Abeita, IF; SandOval, IS; Harley. 2bs
Fierro, b; Bujoica, CT; Harvey. ID;
Holguin, c; Rhodes. p
The Lordsburg Juniors are simply
simply trampling on all the boys teams
in their district. They defeated even
the Lorusburg seniors. Against Duncan
q few days ago, they ran up 10 runs
in three innings Then they stacked up
against q miners team from IS mine"
and won by a score Of i TO ( The
boys are now looking for games with
Deming and Silver City juniors.
A fine junior team has been formed
at Alamogordo and is winning with
regularity
The St AIary's Seconds won a close
game from the Feldman Seniors on Fri
day evening, the final score being q
10 10 Both teams hit freely and each
had 10 change pitchers. John Long and
Joe Kelly pitched for the winners while
Pat Dwyer and Seaman worked IN the
mound for the Feldmans. Ferdinand
welsh caught for the losers
St Mary's used the following players:
Film Paschal, c.; John Long, D.; Leo
CorsOn. 1b.s Dan Long, Oh; Billy Krause. I
5b-- Connie Lane. IS, Reuben Momsen,
IT, Bob Lane, cf.- George Sandoval, If
Teams abound IA years Of age can get
games with St Marys Seniors il they
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19

Tv cobb broke into the limelight at
Detroit again Sunday when he made
a sensational throw from deep center TO
retire John Collins at the plate in the
ninth inning and thus enable the Tigers
to beat the White SON TO T. COveles-
kie lost control iu the fourth and the
Sox overcame a big part Of the Tigers
early lead. Reynolds replaced the Pole
but was no better and Dauss had TO
be sent in to finish the game after the
Sox had tied the score in the seventh.
Davenport held the Chifeds to three
scattered hits and famed eight while
the Sloufeds punched their five hits off
johnson and won, 3 to l.
Chief Bender lost his second attempt
in Federal company at Newark Satur-
day, when he was Outpitched by Ed
Reulbach. on Sunday the BaltmOres
came back and beat Newark, when Earl
AIoseley was unable to get his juice
ball working right and was given rot
ten support
Salt Lake has started to climb in the
Coast league standing
Who's going 10 stop Nashville in the
Southern association;
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
TROOP D TEAM WINS
AFTER UPHILL GAME

In uphill fight, the troop d. 18th
cavalry, team defeated troop B. 18th
cavalry, 10 10 9, Sunday afternoon on
the Fort Bliss diamond. Errors con-
tributed largely to the size Of the score
and the game was replete with thrillers.
Dohnsky for troop ID. had the best Of
the argument I'm pitching. striking out
~ men and allowing but seven hits.
Heyder. for troop j. was the star at
the bat and on the paths, getting two
singles, one triple and one home run.
He tied the score in the ninth. after his
three Dagger by a beautiful steal OF
home.
The score, by innings, and lineup:
r. II. T.
Troop b.. . . o o o o > 0 % Z 8
Troop D-MeiNner. Id; Gambrau, Oh;
Wander Leith, IS; Heyder. 3b; Kline, CT;
Dolinsky, pi 10th, C; Hickel, If; lyman,
If. Mueller, II; Denley. IF.
Troop B-Kelley, 3b; Gallagher. IS;
Lockhart 2b; Bartholomew. p; PallOck,
@; Zerau. If; Wells, 1b; Reed, Of; Par
meter. r.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
BOWLING

Two duckpin leagues are being Or
ganized at the Cactus club and the
season viii open Thursday night with
a schedule calling for games through
out the summer. There viii be a smell
ter league and another league TO be
known as the Cactus
For the Cactus league four teams are
now organized They are the SWlfts,
Cement Plant. Southwestern building
and Courthouse The Smelter league
viii consist Of four teams OF five men
each.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
PURSE SNATCHER FAILS WHEN
WOMAN HOLDS ONTO PURSE

When Mrs. J. Huseman, Of 314 Mis-
souri, street, reached the auditorium
on Mills street, en- route home about
9 o'clock Saturday night. a tall man
Jumped out from the shadows and
attempted to snatch her purse
Airs Huseman held to the purse and
called for neip. The man escaped.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
Southwestern Sport Gossip
BY @BECK~

ball team is using the following plav-
ers: White, pitcher. Lomax. catcher:
Duson, first base; Curry and English,
second base; Stalnaker, shortstop: Tai
Dot third base; Murray. left field:
Drew, right field; Hedgecoxe, center
ned; Svhauers, Strickland and Runyan
substitutes.
>
In the Army series at Douglas, the
18th infantry team defeated the gth
cavalry, 4 TO 8, in a fine exhibition
OF baseball. The 18th made two runs in
the ninth and the 9Th cavalry three
runs The batting Of Lamb and Cunnfn-
nam and the fielding OF the latter at
second were features. The 18th used
three new men, Benjamin, Land and
AosI and an showed up well.
EditOrially commenting on the pro-
posal to get a Rio Grande league fran
chise for NOgales. The Herald of that
place. says To do so will mean that
Nogales will be classed along with the
cities Of FL Paso, Phoenix and Albu-
querque in the minds of thousands Of
baseball fans all over the United tSates
The point that should be considered by
the people of Nogales is not whether
or not the club will make money but
the value Of the advertising the city
viii get"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
EVERs SPRAINS ANKLE; Is
LAID Up FOR TWO WEEK :

HOY, \ =, April I9--JOhnny"
Evers. captain of the Boston Braves,
who was injured in the game at BOs-
ton Saturday, arrived at his home in
Troy Sunday. His physician found
that he had sustained a severe sprain
OF the ankle and il may be two weeks
before he can return TO the game.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
Ell PASO TEAM
rs NOW ARRIVING


Continued from previous page)
ceptionaIly strong in fielding and is
fair with the bat Their pitching staff
is an uncertain quality until the season
opens Brilliancy is the keynote Of
Herb Testers aggregation but whether
these stars will consent TO sink their
Individuality for teamwork has yet TO
be demonstrated. George Reed IS still
silent. but II he is getting men like Kit
q kDleht he viii have "a good team.
George consented TO make a statement
a30u- Lis team on sunday and said that
I am getting some mighty good men
cheap" and that was all the intorma-
tiOu Ee would give
The contract for the new grand stand
ct McClosSey's park calls for il 10 be
finished next Saturday noon The uni
forms are to be here Tuesday and ev-
erythinE is going along nicely with
the local club
Tickets FOR the opening game are for
saleT by +. +. Neff and Frank P. Cap
hnSer. and at the Cactus club and ths
chamber of commerce.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
snfurlnr.. Gn--n-

At Philadelphia I ; New York @.
At St Louis 4; Chicago g.
At Washington 3; Boston Z.
At Detroit 3; Cleveland 0.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
Saturdays Games.
ZEPPELA is WINNER
OF ALASKA DOG RACE

Nome. Alaska, April 19.-Leonard
Zeppela, with 16 Siberian wolf hounds.
won late Saturday the 412 mile dog
race which began last Wednesdav. His
time was rs hours. a minutes and 81
seconds This was more than four hours
slower than the record made by John
Johnson in 1910
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

At New York l.; Philadelphia q.
At Boston 5; Brooklyn J..
At Cincinnati .: Pittsburg 9.
At Chicago 4 St Louis T.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19

"-IUTIIlN !" 0Ul- -
At PittsburE {, Kansas CITY I.
At Newark ;; Baltimore /.
At St Louis l. Chicago 4.
At Buffalo 5; Brooklyn s.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19

THE Roswell Gun club is to be re-
organized H p Saunders is now
= acting as president and s s
Toms as secretary Plans are being
made for big shoot to be held there
on June 16 and weekly shoots are to be
held every Friday afternoon.
The New Mexico Military Institute
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION


At Columbus, 3; Louisville. II.
At Cleveland. 1 : Indianapolis. Q.
At Kansas City. /: St Paul 10
At Milwaukee. 3; Minneapolis, 0.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
SOUTHERN ASSOCIATION.

suuCny = Games.
At Memphis. 6 Little Rock. .
At New Orleans. o; Birmingham. s
At Mobile, 5; Atlanta, 1.
At Nachville, 3; Chattanooga .
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
Pacific Coast League
American Associatlnn.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
sundays Games.

At Chicago; RHE.
Chicago ...OO1 900 IL Z
Batteries; PittsburE. Cooper, AIcQuil-
Ian and Schang, Gibson; Chicago,
Vaughn and Bresnahan.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
TEXAS LEAGUE.

SUNNY > NuAuEsa
At Fort Worth. RH. Z.
Fort Worth ..--....--....
shreveport ---- $500 ---------O I
Batteries: Fort Worth. Feutress and
McMurray; Shreveport, Hendrix and
Toland
At Dallas r IT. z
waco -------.--. -.--------6 .
Batteries: Dallas. Bono and stephens:
SeWell.
At Galveston. p II T.
Galveston 800 .. s o
Beaumont .... ........O < .
Batteries Galveston. Barfoot and Dill
ger; Beaumont, Martina and Carson.
AT Houston r. II. Z.
LAoNst III ----.a 2
san AHtClllo 800. ...------l 8
Batteries Houston. Edmondson and
DOdd; San Antonio, McCafferty. Crun.
Davenport and Burch
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

At st. Louis: r HE.
Cleveland - 0 3 0 O o 0 o 1-6 10 8
St. Louis 80 0 o 0 o 0 IL 2
Batteries Cleveland. Mitchell and
O'Neil. St Louis, Weilmau, Remneas
and Agnew.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
FEDERAL LEAGUE.

At St. Louis. R.H.E
Chicago ..-...1 100000 OO-I o
st Louis 80 , o o o 0 o ks 2
Batteries Chicago. Johnson and
Fischer. Wilson; st. Louis Davenport
and Hartley.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
RHE


II UeLTULL- K II D
Chicago 30 O1sOO-7
Detroit -.--...2 0 0 Dol Ks 9 2
Batteries: Chicago, Scott. Johnson.
WOlfgang and Schalk, Detroit. Covel-
eskie, Reynolds, Dauss and Stanage.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
TEXAS LEAGUE.
Safurdnv,n lsnrnrs.

At Dallas T. r. T.
Dallas. Observation-Disclosures. O /
Waco. E
Batteries: Dallas. Mullins and Ste.
phens; Vase, Sage and Reilly
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19

St Louis - o 5000 OOO-2 Z 1
Cincinnati \ o 90 1 0 > Ks 10 1
Batteries; st Louis, Doak and
Glenn; Cincinnati, Schneider, Dale and
Clark.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
At Newark.


Baltimore 3 2O5OOOO Ia Is 4
Newark ...3 900 COIL $40 3
Batteries: Baltimore. Quinn. Suggs
and owens; Newark. AIoseley. MorCu
and Rariden.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19

At Houston R-H. Z.
Houston. .l...1 . I
San Antonio. 3
Batteries Houston, Napier. Rose and
r. Allen; san Antonio, Munseu and
Burch
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19
NEGROES NOW SHOUT FAKE"
JOHNSON FOUGHT HIS BEST
Negro Had Trained Careful ly and Was in Surprisingly
Good Condition For the Battle; Willard Landed
Very Damaging Blow in Eighth Round; Referee
Would Have Awarde Draw at 20 Rounds.
ny 7. $. ANpREMs.

y n ILWAUKEE. Wis. April 19-Jol
a. VI H. -------.- - - --.---------- | a-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19

Batterles; Fort worth, Fentress and
McAIurray; Shreveport Hendrix and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19

Batteries: Dallas, Bono and Stephens:
Waco Ashton, Ogle, Markle and Reilly.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-19

At Fort worth R.HE.
Fort Worth. ...........4 =
Shreveport ACKNOWLEDGEMENT 3 o
Batteries. Fort Worth. Fleharty and
McMurray; Shreveport Hornsby and
TOland.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-09
LOOKING YOURSELF OVER.


Some keen advice appears in an cd.
itorial in the New England Home.
stead. Sec II you don't agree:
''it's a good thing at least once q
year for every Farmer 70 stand aside
and look NJ his place as II it belonged
to some other fellow, ana pick Gus
the things that the other fellow has
left undone. Sticking TOO close To the
work Sometimes narrows mans
vision and makes him overlook i'm
portant things. ~ going past pile
Of rubbish four or five times a day
you finally come 10 think it belongs
there. just az q man will sometimes
pillow around an old stump year after
year as " it were established by d.
vine mandate"
If this Is true of the farmer ana we
imagine i is-isnt It equally true Of
every other calling why shouldn't
the doctor. the lawyer, the minister,
the teacher, the business man, the
carpenter, the grocer, the day laborer,
the butcher. the baker and the cam
dlestick maker form the habit OF
checking themselves up thoroughly
ana mercilessly from time TO time?
At least once every six months one
should try 10 dctacb his vision from
his personality, should put himself
under the microscope and profit by
what he discovers And what time
can be better than the beginning of a
new year?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-09
With Scissors and Paste
MNn has IrS pNRNnoNEs.
lOhI0 State Journal. }

II was thought by Alfred Nobel, the
originator Of the Nobel peace prize,
that II war was made shockingly de-
structive It might arouse the world
against IT, And SO. il is said. he dis
covered dynamite and sought by that
To make war deplorably cruel and
therefore, unpopular This Is what
the papers say ana they say further
that Mr.. Nobel was Interested in sew
eral factories that produce terrible ex-
plosives, and that the money paid for
peace triumphs came from the man
utacture OF explosives And it is fur
Their snid that the dynamite venture
Inspired Baroness Won Suttner TO
write her book. Lay Down Your
Arms which inspired the car of
Russia To call the first Hague confer
enoe.
How all these strange events hang
together! one can hardly believe the
report Ana Vet II one could trace all
the good that cvil encourages he
would be estonished Religion, char
ltN art public Advancement receive
much Of their support from vice, in-
temperance and crime II would be
% fine sociological problem ga find out
how much Of the good of this wOrld
Is done hy tht eyil let some one
solve the problem ANA see how much
thc right depends upon the wrons
hoN much war IS discouraged hs
making explosives Profitable
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-09
The St0ryteHers
Value ReqIIired,

Captain Vermont. one Of the mem
bers Of commission sent 10 America
to spend a very large sum Of money
for England. was bored IN New York
by the persistcncy Of an agent who
tried 10 sell him saddles
After listening to the agent good
naturedly for long time Captain
Vermont said
n cannot buy your saddles. The
prices you ask are too high /, like
the old Welsh farmer, insist on getting
the fun value Of my money.
This farmer" Captain Vermont
continued was the only person who
appeared at chapel one stormy sunday
morning.
1.-THE minister, seeing but one wor-
shipper thought he would preach only
one sermon not two, as usual.
Gle mounted the pulpit stairs, and,
looking down at the solitary farmer.
said:
Wei. John, shall I give yon the
sermon IN Gaelic or the one In Eng
lish2
John. who was gruff old fellows,
looked the preacher sternly in the
eye and replied.
Gle me them bath, you're weel
paid for them
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-09
The Important Thing.

John y. Rockefeller, Jr, in the
lounge Of the Homestead hotel at Hot
Springs, said. az he sat knitting a gray
wooden scarf for the Belgians:
This Is the first knitting I've ever
done. It is pleasant work. Why
shouldn't one knit as one sits and
chats after dinner?
In France today every woman and
girl IL knitting passemontagne and
cache-nez and gloves for the soldiers
in the trenches. In the restaurants,
motoring, everywhere. YOU see nothing
but knitting going on.
II heard the other day Of a little
French boy whose mother said to him,
because lie refused to go to school:
But don't you want TO learn to
read2'
No he answered, / want TO learn
to knit"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-09

Thorfinn Kariselfine and Biorne Girl
molfsen. They carried with them all
kinds Of livestock. intending to plant
a colony in Vinland Massachusetts,.
On their way they landed on Nova
Scotia (Markland) and partially eX-
plored II. In celebration Of the
achievement 1larki addressed his fol-
lowers and this stone appears TO have
been inscribed for the purpose OF
COMMUNICATING the event The stone
was sent frOrn Nova Scotia some
months ago to be given a place of
honor at the Norway centenary exhi-
billion held at Christiania.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-09

ito the Mediterranean and thence "a
the ocean.
The Italian people hate Austria, and
with reason. The government has had
much difficulty in restraining popu-
lar demand FOR war. before me time
came 10 strike with the greatest as
surance Of success Already thousands
n Italians have joined the allies.
Two Of the celebrated Garibaldi fam
ny having been killed nghting with
the French. IN The last few days Bnt
the government aside from the pres
sure placed upon # by popular hatred.
has the greater reason FOR going 20
War IN The opportunity afforded now
to put the Adriatic in chains Every
month Of the war Increases her pow
cr for that purpose proportionately.
she may ret what she wants with
ont entering the war bat It Is more
probable that she viii find Il ncees-
sary to place the allies under positive
obligation to her. ana have a prior
agreement bs to what her spoils shall
De.
By the use of her great unimpaired
power az the right moment, she Is
likely to be able To act SO declsively
that her wishes VIII be largely CON
suited In the final remaking Of the
map Of Europe hy the congress that
will follow The war
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-09
$1,000. 600 GoLD ORE IN CAR.

(Denyer Cor. New York SUM
one carload Of gold ore, valued at
81 100000, is due to arrive in Denver
tomorrow 1t comes from the Cres-
sen mlne, owned by Chicago and De-
troft men. and is the result Of a rich
strike recently made
The ore, some of which is worth
500 a pound, was sacked under
armed guards AMI constitutes the most
valuable gold shipment in the history
Of gold mining in the United states
or any other portion Of the world
The ore runs 100000 ton
in value. which breaks the record es-
tablshed some years ago at Goldfield,
New, when three carloads. 100000
pounds. aggregated $4,000 in value.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-09
4 NEW TAX SYSTEM.

1t il safe 10 assume that BIN Il
provide q new system ~ tnYatIon 1t
line with the forecast contained %
the journal af yesterday win be in-
troduced Sd tho approaching session
~ the legislature. and that with such
minor notifications as are 20 be az.
pectcd in the ordinary course of leg-
lsaton It viii be enacted into law
To construct ia rs entirety com
pleie taxing system fer state Of hail
= million population i no llght OF
ensy task. especially when q Is con.
aidercd that ~ the present ease there
are many peculiar conditions that
rcudnr ordinary ud's iHapplicahle
no approve without qualification the
measure thnt Is 60 be- introduced be-
fore 80 opportunity has been afford
"A to drimtc and discuss il would be
nv unwise as Il would be- unfair to
condemn Il without knowing what its
provisions are. The BIZ must be thor
oughly weighed aud lis provisions
slncd In the Hight 81 past experience
before an accurate idea can be gained
II us ACCESSIBILITY for the purposes OF
the people Of New Mexico.
Certain features Of the bin, how
ever. are undenlably excellent A cen-
tul taxing commission seems to be
a necessary part Of the machinery for
the collection Of the taxes Of the state
ns wen as for the equalization Of tax
burAsns on the people The plan
proposed by those who will be re-
anonsible Tor the bin f. undoubtedly
good ono. the most attractive fen
lure Of It being the safeguards Gre
ated to keep the commission ahso-
lutely free from political Influence
w the nnal analysis the success Of
The plan win depend on the charac-
Ter, ability ana fuirncss Of the men
who win compose the commission,
aud no way has yet been found in hu-
mun experience hy which the np-
polntment or election OF unfit men
can be absolutely prevented The
broad powers eranted to the commits
sion ia the proposed bill secm nocos-
eury to its efficiency md tho provi-
sions for hearings by those dissatis-
ned with tho assessments Of local
boards should furnish every possible
safeguard AGAINST injustice The re-
quircment that an property SHAH be
assessed al its actual cash value Is
reform that has been needed In New
Mexico for many years past
II the manner IN which the taxi
ton problem is being approached is
nn earnest of what Is to come, there
VIII be much to praise IN the work
Of the legislature which meets Tues
day IA any event, an patriotic and
fulr-miuded citisens viii hope that
record Of achievement and efficiency
wlll IA mode IN the next sixty days.
mud viii withhold adverse criticism
Wntl there Is something TO critlclse
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-09
FACE COVERED
WITH PIMPLES
ALL Her LIFE
But Miss Ayrcs Got Beautiful Com
plcxiOn' at Cost of Only S2.O0.

Nov %. 1914:-"Al my life my
face was covered completely with "a
mass of pimples, blackheads and
blotches ! spent lot Of money on
numerous remedies and treatments
without success and no relief at all. /
tried 50 many things that / was afraid
my case could not be cured. Rcsinol
Olnment and iesinol Soap seemed to
do me good right from the first. /
used two jars of Reslnol Ointment and
come Resnol Soap, the total cost be-
ing only $500 and this completely
cured my case My skin is without
a blemish and I am the possessor Of
beautiful complexion"
(Signed) Mabel Ayres Stone Noun
tain Va.
Every druggist sells Rosinol SOAP
and Resinol Ointment For trial. froe.
write TO Dept. 3-R. Resinol. Baltimore.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-09
The FIERY Road.

Former Fire Chief Croker OF New
York has built himself flreproof
house-a house wherein he can start
bonfires fearlessly.
'lf an buildings were like my
house. Mr.. Croker said To a reporter,
there wouldn't be so much money
paid out in fire insurance nor SO
much fraud, either.
"Over their luncheon the other day.
one merchant said to another:
There goes Smith Smith has
had no less than five fires IN the last
year
Well said the other merchant.
heartily Smiths good fellow, and
he deserves them
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-09

Richard Cookers bride, the Indian
Princess Kee-Taw Raluntchy is noted
In New York no less for her wit than
for her beauty
Young Mrs. Croker, condemning
steam heat and eyerheating at a
luncheon In New York. said ono day.
"The average woman of 80 looks
older than the average man Of 90"
She smiled and shrugged then she
added.
But then. Of course, the average
woman Of 30 is older than 40, isn't
she2"