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CHAPTER NO. SO.
House Bill No. 1876.

(By Messrs ]. L. Cochran and Me-
Dade.l
An Act TO be entitled An Act to
amend section forty (40) of Chap
ter 1876, Senate Bill No. 229 of the
Acts OF 1909, passed February rs,
1903, and approved April 20, 1909,
and which Act of 1909 is entitled
An Act to provide for the estab-
lishment of levee and drainage dis
tricts for the purpose of the drain
age and reclamation of the wet and
swamp lands and lands subject to
overflow in the State, and prescrib-
ing the method for SO doing, and
providing for the assessment and
collection of the costs and expen-
SEES of such improvements, and the
manner of obtaining the means or
funds therefor"
Section l. Be it enacted by the
General Assembly of the State of
Tennessee, that section forty (40) Of
Chapter 1856, Senate Bill No. 229, of
the Acts of 1909, referred to in the
caption of this Act, be and the same
is hereby amended by adding the foil
lowing language at the end of said
section forty (40), viz: Provided,
that dredge boats may be permitted
to excavate as far North as, but not
further than, what is known as Gree
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CHAPTER NO. 48.
House Bill No. 1893.
(Ry Mr.. Johnson.)

A Bill to be entitled An Act to Amend
An Act, the same being Chapter
564 of the Acts of 1911 OF the Gen
eral Assembly of the State of Ten
nessee, passed June 80, 1911, and
approved July 3, 1911, entitled "a
Bill entitled An Act to amend Chap
ter 236 of the Acts of 1907" passed
April 4, 1907, and approved April
6, 1907, being entitled "An Act to
be entitled An Act to improve the
public school system Of Tennessee
by creating in each County a Ccun.
ty Board of Education and District
Advisory Boards, and prescribing
their duties, and aboishing the Of
fee of District Directors"
Section 1. Be it enacted by the
General Assembly of the State of
Tennessee, That Section 1 of Chapter
564 of the Acts of 1911 be, and the
same is, hereby amended by striking
out the following words and figures
in line and Z of said Section "Coun-
ties between 16400 and 1916 said
words and figures being directly pre-
coded by the words" Also by strik-
ing out sin said line and followed
directly by the words" Also strik-
ing out "in said line 4 and so as TO
for an insert in lieu and
in place of the said words and fig
ures 50 striking out, the following
words and figures" shall not apply
to counties having a population be-
tween 1926 and 16540 according to
the Federal Census of 1910, or any
subsequent Federal Census"
Section 2. Be it further enacted,
That all laws or parts of laws in
conflict with this Act be, and same
are hereby repealed, and that this
Act shall take effect and be in full
force and effect from and after its
passage, the public welfare requiring
it. Passed March 80, 1915.
VIM. P. COOPER,
Speaker of the House of Represent
atives.
ALBERT e. HILL,
Speaker of the Senate.
Approved April 2, 1915.
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W. ]. MATTHEWS, M. D.

Physician and Surgeon
Phones: ONCE 29S; Residence, POS
Office: No. 255 Main st. Johnson City
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CITY BARBER SHOP

CITY BARBER SHOP
Run by first-class White Workmen
We wint and are trying to elevate tn
Barber Profession in Johnson City
como and see us. Patronize your owl
color and help those that are deserv
ing OF your patronage.
Hansen, Beals & Dyer, Proprietors
Corner Main and Buffalo Streets
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Bridges" in the 5th Civil District of
Obion county and 4th Civil District
of Lake County. Tennessee"
Section 2. Be it further enacted.
that this Act take eect from and af-
ter its passafe, the public welfare de-
handing it. Passed April 3, 1915.
VIM. P. COOPER,
Speaker of the House of Representa-
tives.
ALBERT E. HILL,
Speaker of the Senate. /,
Approved April 8, 1915.
TOM C. RYE, Gov.
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CHAPTER NO. 80.
House Bill No. $50.
(By Mr. Nichols.)
An Act to prescribe the qualifications
of County Jail physicians and
health officers and fixing and pro-
vlding for punishment for violation
of this Act.
Section l. Be it enacted by the
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by Messrs ]. L. Cochran and Nc
Dade.l
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Both Telephones.
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CHAPTER NO. AZ.
House Bill No 713.


Davidson County Delegation.)
A Bill to be entitled An Act to amend
I the Act passed March %, 1877,
which is Chapter 81 of the Acts of
Tennessee of 1877, and is entitled
AN Act to increase the jurisdiction
of the Chancery Court"
Section l. Be it enacted by the
General Assembly of the State of
Tennessee, That Section / of Chapter
81 of the Acts of 1877 in the caption
mentioned be, and the same hereby is
amended SO as to read as follows:
Section /. That jurisdiction of all
civil causes of action now tria5le in
the Circuit Court, except for unliqui-
dated damages for injuries to prop
erty not resulting from a breach of
oral or written contract, is hereby
conferred upon the Chancery Court,
which shall have and exercise con-
current jurisdiction thereof along
with the Circuit Court" and
Section 2. Be it further enacted,
That this Act take effect from and
after its passage. the public welfare
requiring it.
VIM. p. COOPER,
Speaker of The House of Representa-
tives.
ALBERT e. HILL,
Speaker of the Senate.
Approved April 2, 1916.
TOM c. RYE. Gov.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1915-02-23

adquirimos es un veh1culo inadecuado,
y no poseer este idioma, prefermos 10
segundo, porque estamos seguros de que
cuando sintamos la necesidad de apren-
der una lengua extrana, la aprendere-
mos, sin necesidad de la preston de los
preceptos legales que la hagan obliga-
toria.
Pero queremos aprender ell ingles CO.
mo una asignatura, de la misma manera
que aprendemos ell frances y otras len
guas, con mejor fruto, seguramentc,
que ell que obtenemos en- la forma ac-
tual para ell idioma ingl6s.'
ESTUDIANTES PUERTORRIQUE-
nos: es menester que nuestra voz Sc
dele oir en- este proceso; nuestro deber
es ese; nuestro derecho es ese.
Y por 10 mismo que Sc invoca la suer-
te de nuestra patria en- los d1as por We
mir nosotros somos los hombres de
ma1ana, nuestra actuaci0n es ineludi-
bic en- este momento solemne, en- que Sc
esta jugando la suerte de nuestra pa
tria del future.
Os invitamos, pues, para que acudais
a la Camara de Delegates ell microbes
"a de febrero, ante la que comparecere-
mos en- manifestation ordenada, pac1fi-
ca correcta, digna de los que dentro
de algunos amos habremos de asumir la
responsabilidad de los destinos de nues
ira patria.
Punto de reunion:
Plaza de Colon, a las siete y media de
la noche del microbes "a de febrero.
Habra 'troyey' especial para recoger 4
los alumnos que viven en- Santurce,
deesde la parada %.
A ese acto sOlemne y trascendental
no debe faltar uno solo de nuestros
companeros.
LOS ESTUDIANTES
PUERTORRIQUENOS
San Juan, Febrero 20 de 1915.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1915-02-23
A los est1.dia1ltes,
puertorrIqueIlos
,COMPATRIOTAS
COMPANEROS Y

COMPATRIOTAS: ::
Sc esta ventilando en- ell seno de la
Representation del pals la importante
question de 81 la ensenanza debe sernos
dada en- ingl6s 8 en- espanol
Los interesantes debates habidOs en-
la Camara de Delegados y EN- la Prem
sa han ilustrado no POGO la question ;
pero, a nuestro juicio, falta un testimo-
nio esencial y este es ell de los interesa :
dos: ell nuestro.
Sc invoca, precisamente, por los que
estan defendiendo ell sistema de ense-
nanza en- ingl6s, que estan velando por
nuestro porvenir; y, al hacerse esta IN
vocaci0n de nuestro inter6s, nosOtros no
debemos pemanecer callados, porque
nuestro mutismo parecerla asentlmlen-
to, parecer1a que callando otorgabamos,
compartiendo esa equivocada opinion.
AL comparecer nosotrOs ante ell tr-
bunal legislative que Sc anticipa a de
cidir de nuestra suerte de manana, de
bemos decir:
"Agradecemos vuestro inter6s, que
es noble y generoso, al preocuparos de
nuestro porvenir; pero 81 a la juventud
le es dado hablar de experienced, la
nuestra es que la ensenanza en- un lido
ma que no es ell nuestrO, atrOia nueS-
tras mentes, neutraliza nuestraS ener~
g1a intelectuales, Sc cOnstituye en- esco-
llo de nuestro adelantO y nos coloca Ell
1ln nivel inferior de capacidad al de los
i0venes de los demas pueblos hispa
no-americanos, en- cuantO nuestra ra-
"a. nos humilla ante la raza amerl
cana que nos contempla, a cuyos ojos
aparecemos como de una capacidad IN
ferior, porque estudiando Ell idioma que
no es ell nuestro, los que 10 hablan como
propio tienen ventajas indiscutibles so
bre nosotros para adquirir los conocl-
mientos.
Queremos que Sc nos ensene Ell nues-
tro idioma
Queremos aprender ell ingl6s y otras
lenguas.
Pero entire no adquirir los conoci
mientos necesarios q la lucha por la Vi
da. porque ell idioma eX0tico Ell que To-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1915-02-23
Dr.. NJ, Fernandez Mater

Espeoialista en- intermediates de los
niilos y en- partos.
Gabinete de electroterapia y ra-
yos x.
Tratamiento del histerismo y las
afecciones nerviosas por el hipnotismo
y la sugesti6n
Consultas, de a & P. Oficiha,
San Justo No. II altos. Farmacia Gui-
llermety
Telefono, 727 negro.
Residential: parada 61a, Carretera-
Puerta de TERRA
Gratis a los pobres. Advt
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1915-02-23
PUREZA Y CALIDAD INMEJORABLES

Con la Cocoa "LE0N DE ORC" Sc
prepara la bebida mas saludable como
cida; es un alimento perfecto, de facil
digestion. Recomendada por los seno-
res m6dicos como t6nico excelente para
ell sistema nervioso.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1915-02-23
CONTRATISTA

Sc oncarga de todas claSes de traba-
JOS, bien por administration por con-
trata.
Cfroce garantias,
.Tel6fcro $50 negro. santurce P II.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1915-02-23
El Administrator de-! BoIetin

Nuestro antique y buen compane1
Don Pic Amador y Rodriguez jBor-
cua), ingres6 en- estas oficinas como Ad-
1ni11i2trador de este diario, en- G1 de D.
ciembrc de 1914.
Con el sr. Amador deben, pues, en-
tenderse todas aquellas personas cue
>es2en suscripc;ones al BOLETI1J 6 ne
ce55t91 anrncios, communicates, edictcs,
esquelas 8 cualesquiera publication. en-
este diario.
De todo EST la persona encargada es
Don Pho Amador y Rodriguez, Admins
trador del BOLETIN MERCANTIL
LABORATORIO.
DR. r. del Vale Sarraga.
Allen SO.
Apartado 935. Telefono 400.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1915-02-23
iQue sera
MY HOME?

A todos interesa, al rico, al emplea-
90, al obrero.
solicite TN reglamento en- su oficiaa
SO Allen st.
Advt.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31
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This Day and the Future

TO-DAY we strcw upon the graves OF
i the dead wreaths OF flowers and re-
member with thankful hearts the sacrifices
those bows OF the sixties made for Us and
our country.
Fifty years have rolled by since that
rrea, war ended and during this half cen
fury no other war of its magnitude and dc
structiveness has darkened our land.
But how about the tomorrow
The great European strife has opened
our ewes from that pretty dream we were
wont to dream-that war comes only TO
those who seek it and arc prepared Tor It
An unprepared an unprotected America
may be the Belgium OF tomorrow.
And that would mean another half cen
,ury of a new Memorial Day which year by
year will bring US back to the battlefield
graveyards to strew flowers upon the graves
OF the boys who are today Juggling at their
mothers apron strings.
So, then, with one eve upon the war IN
Europe. and the other upon the pages OF
history. can you see better way OF avert
ing a new Memorial Day than
PEACE INSURANCE-such as Is most
surely afforded by the BIGGEST NAVY
ON THE SEAS?
II war comes TO the United States
real war-it must come from the other side
OF the Atlantic or the Pacific. Nothing made
bv human hands can prevent it coming as
easily as could the BIGGEST NAVY ON
EARTHl
Think about that tonight after you &c,
home from decorating the graves Of the boys
of the sixties.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31
Our Sporting Editors at War

TT appears from The Star OF last Saturday
i that state OF hostilities is now on be-
tween our sporting editor and the rotund
boss OF Seattle baseball, d. T.. Dugdale.
Our s E. it seems, has tread tpon Dug :
corns, and Dug came back by handing the
:. f. his passports-which means the ). T..
is compelled TO remove his telephone from
the baseball park, and will have to pay his
way in after this.
The casus belli seems to be the remarks
made by the s. f. amt Dug's hobby TO
keep the Seattle team in the cellar il humanity
possible.
In other words, the sporting editor rose
up in open meeting to declare that Dug
doesn't keep a good player il any other
owner in the United States wants to buy
him"
Which same, OF course, as every fan
knows, is breach OF good faith with the
baseball public, who pay TO see the games.
especially when the team is resting forlorniy
in last place.
1t is consequently OF some interest to
watch the progress OF this little warfare.
II has been a long time since The Star
bas been editoraly at with anyone in
the field OF sports. The last time we recol-
lcct, the s. F. stepped on the toes OF the
crooked wresters. The s. +. made a thor
0ugh Job OF il then.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31

Overnight Relief
For Constipation

when the bowels become
eloKEed with mass OF poison
Gus stomach waste. sick head
ache with all its attendant mis-
cry. heichinE Of sour stomach
gases. bioat and general dlsoom-
fort arc sure TO follow.
a mild. pleasant laxative-tonic
that will carry OFF the conEeSted
mass without upsetting the stom-
ach or gripping tho bowels IL the
combination OF simple laxative
herbs with pepsin sold in drug
stores under the name OF Or.
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. A dose
taken just before retiring will
afford grateful relief next morn
ing. without unploasantness or
discomfort.
Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin r.
the ideal family remedy, cspe-
ciaily for the women and children
and old folks. A free trial bot
Ito can be obtained by writing to
Dr. w. H. Caldwell. sS2 washing
ton ST., Monticello. Ills.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31
Let Ii Be Ceorgia's!

n ON.-ELECT NAT HARRIS says that
VI ii tho Leo Frank case comes before him
he will consider it entirely as Georgia mat
ter. from a Georgia basis. and without con
sideraiion al "thc outside world
lie forgcts that this case went TO the out
side world" the highest court OF all the ma
ton.
That court expressed strong doubt as 10
whether justice had been arrived at. How
ever. il Georgia officially lynehes Frank. let
il be strictly a Georgia affair.
"The outside world" will be glad TO con
cede the shame and dishonor 10 Georgia alone
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31

WASHINGTON. u. G.. May al
This very day. exactly 81 years
ago on a bloody Southern battle
field"
That Is what Col John Lincoln
Clem-"the littlest hero Of the
civil wsr-and the only veteran Of
that tremendous conflict Etill In
active service with the United
States army-Is thinking OF above
all else on this Memorial day. 1915.
Col Glenn Is the last living link
connecting the present United
States army with the heroic armies
whose fallen brave we honor today.
This Is the last Memorial day which
will find this civil war v~ieran on
the active army list
national cemeteries. plays lead.
Col. Glenn. as superintendent OF
Ing role on the ground where Dec.
Grafton day IL celebrated with
greatest reverence and beauty.
Johnny Glenn was only 10 years
old when he ran away from his
home in Newark. Ohio. and attach.
ed himself To the Twenty-second
Michigan regiment.
The officers tried to chase him
away. but the soldiers made him
their pet and mascot. and finally,
in May. 1862. the colonel enlisted
him.
At Chickamauga he was hero of
a brilliant scene performed right
under tho eyes OF his union com
rades, who were falling back rap.
idly.
Johnny's poor little legs we're
very weary. and as he Jagged be.
hind. a confederate colonel galloped
up to him. Surrender, you damned
little Yankee devil" he cried.
Johnny pulled up hls musket
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31
IN THE EDITORS MAIL

ploye. for nowhere will one find
finer class OF employees.
In the words OF the manager, We
appreciate the fact that we are pan
OF the public and are here TO 1--WE
service and oblige all. and II Ths
Star can aid us In giving better p,.
vice we will gladly accept any SUE.
gestions. as we wish to make The
telephone service OF the city Of Sc.
attic the very best that can be-
We request our patrons to call
attention 10 all defects that mar
come TO their attention. not iriro
lous ones. because we Immediately
set I'm motion a full investigation q
every complaint and this requires
time and money. but II We obtain
the desired result we are satisfels
GEORGE c. CONGDON,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31

THE secret Of the terrible weapon OF war
devised by Lord Dundonald which. !, IS
said, the British admiralty buried in It's
archives as too horrible to divulge, Is OF, al
last Twas an asphySiatng gas. such as the
Germans have been using and the allies arc
now preparing to use.
Thus scheme rejected a. too inhumau
for use one hundred years ago IS now quite
the proper thing
If Uncle Sam gets in the thick OF a. We
rather guess we will have something. purely
American, to show them We will burn our
captives at the stake and then scalp EN-
By Heck
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31

Doctor Lathrop is licensed BY The
State Board OF Medical Examiner
to practice in the state OF Wash
ington. and he has been practic1ns
in Seattle for several years. ne
doctor does not claim that his treat
ment is cure-all. and he will NOT
take your case II he thinks he car
not benefit you. II medical OF
surgical treatment is what is need
ed In your case. he will tell you 80,
and advise you to 20 to your physt
clan and surgeon for treatment. Dr.
lathrop does not charge for cor
sultation and you are welcome 70
visit his office at 2i4-i5 Peoples
Bank Bldg. any day except Sun
days. between 9 a. m. and : p. N.
Some OF the diseases that Doctor
lathrop successfully treats are
Asthma. Heart Trouble. Dyspepsia.
La Grippe, Female Trouble. Constr
patton. Lumbago. Neuralgia, Liver
Trouble. Rheumatism. Appendicitis
Headaches, ParalysiN. Insomnia
Kidney Trouble and Stomach
Trouble,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31

NNHE following interesting item appears IN
J. The Public:
Press reports OF May Is report that the
following message was sent Co Theodore
Roosevelt by citizens OF South Mansfield.
La:
Judging from the statement OF yours a,
Syracuse that you have the fighting spirit.
we. the citizens of this village. will furnish
gun and transportation for you 10 join either
the allies German forces individually-no
substitutes
ITO this Roosevelt answered
eff your citizens who addressed the tele-
gram to me will volunteer to Join and accom-
pany me 10 Europe. we will join the allied
forces. purchasing our arms from your city
and starting Immediately from South Mans
field
The citizens replied:
Get the meaning of former message You
TO 60 unaeeompanied We are for peace. You
do the fighting and our offer stands
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31

and fred
The colonel toppled headlons
from his horse, and from the
guns OF his men a storm OF
bullets rslnec over Johnny
Glenn.
Johnny's comrades on the
hill saw him fail. For hours
the battle ragged on. A. dark
the union forces rested.
And suddenly Into their
bivouae ereps Johnny Glenn. IN
hurt. and showing with tremen.
dous pride his cap pierced by
three bullet hoiesi ShamminQ
death had saved hirl
II WAS for this deed that Gen
Thomas made the hero drummer
boy a sergeant
And his impuden, remark was
General. f. that all you're going 4
make mer'
In his later career. the i2-year
old soldier was hit on the hip b.
part OF n shell. wounded in the ca
while dispatch riding and onc'
taken prisoner.
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i NoST.s3
- ~

preary Prospect
Tommy had always had to wear
hts fathers old clothes, yet no
one knew just how badly he felt
TIL one day he was found all
alone In the summer. house.
Between broken soba IL all
eamo out. Pas gone and shaved
OF clean. aud nov know IN
have TO wear his old red whis.
kers."
Source Of Regret
Have you heard that Bullion.
the millionaire. Is deadg"
Yea I'm awfuily sorry
Why. he WAS no relation OF
yours. was he"
No. that's why I'm sorry"
or Course
What's this trough OF the sea-
We read aboutY"
oh. guess that IL what the
ocean grcyhounda drink out or"
Good Mimic
Pa,icnce-so she married an
actor,
Pairicc-oh. yes.
Was be good aclorf"
on. yes. he acted as II he
loved her Yonkera States.
man
A Discovery
senior Partner That new stem.
ographcr spells ridieulously.
Junior Partner Does ahef
Well. n she does. ia about the
only word she can spell. so far
as my observation goes
Reprehen.ibis
The truth lies somex here"
The truth ouEhtnt 20 u. ans.
where. '-- Boston Transcript.
Mary Pickford received a letter
this week from young woman
IN Hoboken. n. V.
The letter writer said she
wished an opportunity to act for
the movies
IN listing her qualifications.
she said she weighed a little more
than $50 pounds. had pink cheeks.
blonde curls and could whistle be.
tween her teeth
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31
Shake, Brother Hawkins!

uERE'S a right hearty hand-elasp TOT
IL Hawkins Boykin OF Johnson county
N. C. A tenant. while blowing on his farm
turned up $500 in gold coin. supposed to
have been buried years ago.
Did Boykin claim it as the owner OF the
land, No, sir He told the finder, who
needed il more, to keep it, which. tho a little
thing, perhaps. is worth any mans hand
shake, in our opinion.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31
Opportunity Missed

IT'S great pity. said the con.
vlcted burglar to his counsel,
that you couldn't have made
that closing speech OF yours at
the opening OF the case"
Il don't see how that would
have improved matters" said the
advocate.
1T would. tho" explained his
client. Then the Jury would
have been asleep when the evi.
dence came on. and I'd have stood
some chance"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31
A Cabby Comeback

Elderly Gentleman-Hi. co..
ductor! Bring the bus here.
Dye think I'm going to walk thru
all this mud?
Conductor-Suttinly not. sir.
Hif you'll wait arr a mlnnit III
lay down the carpet an hereof
the hawning.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31

A FAIRMONT. MINI. man
was so hungry he sold his gold
teeth to buy food. Question
Did he get TO eat the fooc
before he paid for it,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31
eUsoLED pL ANS

First Flat Dwelier-We secured
a very good cook, but We had TO
let her 20
Second Flat Dweller-Great
Scott. Why
First Flat Dweller-Because
after we got her home We found
she was too large to get into our
kitchenette.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-05-31
THE MAN

THE MAN who is fast to his wifes apron
strings is lucky to have a wife who will wear
aprons in these days.