Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-12-04


greatest discovery Of the age. have a
baldheaded old Onion upstairs mixing
dope TO keep men young.
"Now, listen, Blackie Here's who
you are" And from a drawer I'm the
table Wallingford produced a very
much soiled oilskln packet, from with
In which he took clean, folded parch.
ment illumined with an extremely
gaudy collection Of ribbons and seals.
Opening this document, printed In Lat
In and three colors, he spread 1t be-
fore Blackie and the girl. THAT Is a
diploma of bacteriology from the Uni.
versitie Won SchliesholtZ-Sturmstadt. |
bought II for $i5 from poor devil who
couldn't make living with It IN this
country. Your name, as you will see
by the lithograph there. is August
Schoppenschmittenmeister Won Uniyer.
sitle Won Schliesholtz. .Sturmstadt,
"You see, this Snailey is such DUN
my" began Wallingford He's too
real, So you have TO he the display
scientist, demonstrator and chief of the
medical stan at the Snailey Sanitarlum
For the Promotion OF the Cure OF Senil
lty.r
81 am relieved" declared Blaciie
II was afraid you might want me to
undertake some difficult stunt This
diploma thing makes It easy. What
language do | speakT
"Schmlerkase English" replied Wal.
llngforl, "and as little OF that as posi-.
BILE. For your native tongue you may
Iabber a little Kartotfelkloeseburg"
Sure" agreed Blackie. what is itT'
II don't know myself" confessed
Walingford. But | do know this
much--that IN Germany dialects are so
thick and so different that a Mecklen.
burger and DusSeldOrfer have te
make signs n they try to talk together,
and they do say that Mecklenburgers
can't understand each other. So IL you
take a dialect that nobody ever heard
about you can get away with It."
"Do you suppose hog Latin would
doY inquired Blackie earnestly, IL
know three or four hog Latin dialects
We used to use when was kid
Dothegoo youthego knowledge, thitheg,
Is wothegunw
Say It againr' cried Violet,
Great ScOttw exclaimed Walling.
ford. 40 you remember that gibber-
ishg BY George, its been thousand
years since l heard II OF thought OF It,
Here's your laboratory, Blackie,"
They surveyed the new place Of busi.
ness with becoming gravity,
Where's the push buttong" Black
lie said. There's one thing forgot
"a pair of old green carpet slippers
embroiderei with pink roSesH He Rp
preached the elaborate array OF scien'
tide apparatus with careless hand,
which walllngtori stayed.
You're a precocious brat" he warn
"a, "but there are some things you
don't know. You're liable to connect
the gur0ozicus With the slambang and
knock the dickens out OF the bisaEabo. .
Well Wen get another one then.
rOusoled BlacSle.
u rtgged up this place for Snailey.
hut he couldn't stand prosperity. So |
had to move his old outfit up in the at
TIC and cart up a lNad " cobwcbs Now
he's happy. Come up and look him
nver"
In the attic they found Snalley.
Wallngford gravely introduced the
girls. then Blackie
"protesSor Suailey. shake hands with
Herr nOStor August Schoppcnschmit.
,enmelster Of the Unlversitie % Sehlies.
the eminent bacteri
alogist of whom told You"
SnSlley jumped 10. shifted two pinch.
IS 81 panrika and actually sneesed in
his excitement before he grasped Black.
Y fervently by the hand
Delighted to meet you. am sure.
fou are just IN time Doctor Doctor
noctOrr-- And Snailey hooked helpless-
" at waninstord,
Just doctor" easily prompted the
master Of ceremonies
You are just IN time. doctor. to take
part IN a micr,ssosmical step which