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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16
THE SERVANTS VIEW
The Problem of Domestic Work as the
Worker Sees Ii.

To the Editor of The Tribune
Sir: Every time I've picked the daily
paper up noticed the servant problem
mentioned in such manner that !
think we domestics ought TO start
and say something. /, for one OF the
many domestics, have not seen many
of my "lady's comfortable rooms and
private baths" | have worked in places
where I had my room in the attic with
no heat. A bed, two chairs and an oil
lamp we're the contents.
left my room at $3.50 a. m. and went
back to it at II p. m. When hard
days work was accomplished / had 10
come from the attic to the cellar for
a bath in the washtub.
really think the ladies need little
training as well as the domestics,
and do hope some day there will be
no exceptions made. A DOMESTIC.
New York, Jan. 10, 1915.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16
THE WAY OF A MAN WITH A MAID.

Maggie, you are simply splendid.
Is there nothing can do
Nothing ere my life is ended
That shall show my love for you?
Maggie, ! have such yearning
To indite to you a song
That I'm Mary Ann O'Byrning.
Life is short, but art is long.
Maggie, will write a poem,
Send it in to +. P. A.
If he prints it that will show 'em
Love will always find way.
EARNEST GUY
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16
Do You Know?

The Tribune's getting full of spice;
It's really difficult TO beat.
In fact, think it's almost twice
As good as any other sheet.
1t certainly is worth the price
Zone cent? a fellow has to pay
TO see the works of Grantland Rice
And Briggs and Weed and +. P. A.
l read The Tribune every day.
1t warns the cookies of my heart
To follow what they have to say
These men Of letters and of art.
/ own / view with some dismay
The fellow who is blind and deaf
To Weed and Briggs and f. P. A.
And Grantland Rice and
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16

also has learned. It is time now TO apply the
remedy through the approval of this charter
amendment by the local authorities and Its enact
ment by the Legislature.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16

The Interborough's record Of fatal accidents-one
passenger in $4,000 OO-is amazing, and credit
hereby is given the company for its carefuness.
How many fatal accidents to S42,62OOOO tempers is,
however as Vvienne says, horse Of another story.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16
A. r. F.

Mr.. Cecil Chesterton's book is TO be called
"The Prussian Hath Said in His Heart" whomunto
the Germans may retort answer Englishman ac-
cording to his Britshness."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16

1t is Edars suggestion that the next contribs'
convention be held at Zinc Junction, Col, Tin City,
Alaska or Cam, Ky.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16

But the English may revise Shakespeare TO: az
met Prussian i the forest, motley Prussan."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16

Thirty thousand perhaps, is the number erased
from life by the earthquake There was one death
in the recent subway accident. Yet, as far as news
values here are concerned, the subway story was
far more important
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16

"Do you think she is pretty?" asked Yiyienne.
well" Collette said 81 find it hard not to look at
her" "That." Vivienne commented, 'is faint praise
from Garcia
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16

Psychologists who explain this may be able
to tell you why the New York audience applauds a
scene showing the Grand Central Terminal, or Long
acre Square or something equally familiar.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16
The Coming Tower
IosrEERAaIsIs. IO pEsIsI ZION HOPELESS ANBIIION

Abandon, girls. your questng for the vote;
Put Suffrage in the Hinterland of Dreams;
Allow the ship Of State, that dear old boat.
To 60 with the ancient Roman quinqueremeS.
Ladies. grant that you have made fight
Yet were YOU should surrender hope.
Too strong the barriers that you had TO smite;
Too great the odds with which you had to cope
Mute he the voice and sheathtd be the penl
Could Suffrage make, however high its mark,
Such noble products of the votes of men
As william Jennings Bryan and Champ Clark
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16

But enough lest it be said that colyumsts rush il
where angels fear TO tread.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16
THE PEOPLES COLUMN

rience, my faith in the mostly human
race has taken a decided bound upward.
HARRY SHAPIRO.
New York. Jan. Il, 1915.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16

The efficiency fans contend that the way to work is
with the least strain upon yourself. And so, in
week or So we shall efficiency column, just
to test the theory.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-16

Consideration Of Madame Strindberg's remarks on
Shaw recalls Old Bert Taylors recent epic written
after reading "Androcles and the Lion:
critics chew your plays and find
Fit matter for their trade OF whacbng;
Let pundts analyze mind.
And say that this that Is lacking.
Tor critic pundit
/ do a week old cruler:
! only know that when you pass
This world will be a damsite duller
Imperial Valley press., 1915-05-27
STOP AND THINK

What sale of this magnitude means. Get aboard,
sail right into the thckest of these mighty bar
gains Every dollars worth of this peerless high grade
stock is marked to the give away point regardless of its
intrinsic worth You do not pay actual wholesale cost for
it, as we haven't time TO daily We going to sell it, Not
an article is reserved Everything must go.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-05-27
TO MY PATRONS

You do not need 10 be urged TO money. It's your
impulse To do il your one best bet Lay In suppies
of wearing apparel ETC. for future well present
needs Get busy DONE be like the who sits i'll the
rear seat of wagon face to the never seeing hng
till it's passed Face To the front and take advantage Oi
every opportunity 10 improve condition. and this Is
the time To it.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
The Difference.

The mistress of the house found
Truda, the cook, very busy writing
at the kitchen table, though it was
past time for getting dinner. For a
half minute perhaps she watched the
laborious process of literary compo-
sition. Then Sc spoke with asperity.
How much longer" she exclaimed.
ARE you going to be over that beg
carly post card?" Truda looked up
Indignantly.
"Beggarly postcard" she said.
"Beggarly Postcard I'd have you
know that this is no beggarly post
cardl Not much! 1t is a field post
card, 1t is-to the exempt reseryist,
Hiernoymus Weinzierl, with the Third
Bavarian army corps, Fifth Bavarian
Division, Fourteenth regiment of In
fantry, Second company"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
COUSINS CAUSE A MIx-UP
Marriage Makes Children of Pennsyl.
Vanla Couple Third Cousins to
Their Grandmother.

Reading. Pa.-Edgar L. Tyson. TWEEN
ty-three years old. of Kutztown. finds
himself in peculiar position as re-
suit of his marriage to Florence d.
Wessner, twenty years old, of Kemp
ton. Tyson and the girls mother,
Mrs. Jeremiah Wessner, are first
cousins, 1t was not until court or.
der was obtained that Register New.
man would issue a marriage license
to the couple. because close relatives
are forbidden to wed under the Penn
sylVania law.
Now Tyson finds his first cousin is
his mother-in-law and his second
cousin is his wife. If they have chill
dren, some genealogical experts argue
they will be third cousins to theiI
grandmother and second cousins to
their mother,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
CAME TO THE SAME THING
But Physicians Change In Wording of
Professional Etiquette Was Not
Altogether Complimentary.

A celebrated specialist once attend
ed young medical student through a
long illness. Though the embryo doc
tor knew that. according to profess
sional etiquette, physicians do not ac-
cept fees from each other. he felt that
since he was only student and had
taken so much of toe famous doctors
valuable time he ought to request a
bill for services rendered.
When he approached the matter.
however. the gruff old man spoke out
brusquely: Don't you know the ETH
quette? Dog doesn't eat dog"
Eyes. sir, I'm well aware of that. s.
replied the young fellow. but, you see.
I'm not doctor; I'm only a medical
student"
Well. then, if you like it any better.
dog doesn't eat puppy"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
RAT WORST OF FOES
French Soldier Tells of Fighting
the Rodents.
Made Desperate by Hunger They Fear
Nothing-Woe to Soldier Who
Falls Asleep With Choco-
late in His Pocket.

Paris.-A young Partisan fighting as
a private in the trenches has sent
home letter which might have had
as its title: Rats" He says:
Lord Kitchener once said, speak.
ing Of the South African war, We had
two dreadful enemies to fight-the
flies and the society ladies'. In the
same way our soldiers will say some
day speaking of the present war: We
had two foes to fight-the Germans
and the rats
During the last two weeks the
Germans have apparently been de-
creasing in numbers, but the rats are
certainly increasing. 1t is a horrible
invasion, far worse than the other
All our trenches, communication
trenches. fields, woods, houses. dug
outs and shelters are full of them.
Some of them hold meetings and con-
ferences on the roads during the
night. others give concerts in. every
house in the most populous villages
and towns. You literally have to walk
on them. They attack our billets like
the Germans attacked on the User, in
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
SOMEWHAT HARD TO FOLLOW
Sturdy Veterans Recipe for Long Life
All Right, but for Certain
Strong Considerations.

George Mclean, Jamaica negro.
seventy-five years old, sailor for 81
years and still an active and able sea-
man, veteran of a thousand storms and
score of sbipwrecks, has been telling
the Philadelphia Public Ledger how to
avoid illness and attain old age with
out losing an ounce of the strength of
youth. Here is Georges recipe
Eat as much as you like, whenever
you desire.
Eat whatever you like.
Sleep whenever you feel sleepy.
No particular hours are necessary.
Just live like you want to-"
There is no doubt that George has
the right idea. Youth--at least until
implacable age has broken it of it's
desire-believes in eating as much as
1T likes, whenever it likes, and in
sleeping when 1t feels sleepy. But by
the time one is more or less able to
lust live like he wants to" lifetime
OF training in the opposite direction
holds up inhibitory hands and robs
his liberty of its SAVIOR.
George is an example-but he per
haps owes more than he realizes to
the Delaying pin and the ropes end
both of which aids to good habits were
in their prime when his habits were
forming. Observation-Disclosures Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
AGED WIDOW WEEDS YOUTH
Wealthy Woman of 70 Marries IS
Year-Old She Hired as an
Overseer.

Wilmington, Del.-This vicinity has
been taken by surprise by the an
nouncement of the wedding of Mr.. and
Mrs Isaac Lightcap, as the marriage
plans had been kept secret, even from
close personal friends. Mrs. Light
cap is sexenty-three, owns a big farm
and is reputed to be wealthy. Her
husband is twenty-five.
They became acquainted in June
last, when Lightcap was hired to act
as overseer of her farm. Friendship
ripened into love, and their romance
was eliminated one night recently
when they slipped into Townsend
after dark and went to the Methodist
parsonage, where Rev. Warren Barr
tied the knot. Immediately after the
ceremony they hurried back to the
farm
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
STAMPS NOW CASH IN RUSSIA
Coin--New Issue In New
Zealand.

London.-Owing to the shortage OF
small coin in Russia postage stamps
of the value of TO- Is and 20 kopeks
are in use as paper money. At the
sane time they can be used for post
age, but they are printed on stouter
paper and have an overprint on the
back in black which denotes the new
use to which they have been put.
Philatelists will also be interested
to know that there is a war stamp"
now in use in New Zealand. The cur
rent one penny stamp with the head Of
King George is overprinted with the
words war stamp" and two stars. IL
is used in reality as a war tax, in ad-
dition to the ordinary postage.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
It pid-And II Didn't.

With a groan and snort the ex-
press stopped at the wayside station.
because the signal stood at danger.
On the platform stood a number of
passengers waiting for the next train
"a slow. Glad of the chance of trav-
cling more quickly, they began to
open the carriage door and enter.
The guards face turned purple with
wrath. Rushing wildly along, he sig
nailed to the daring passengers to keep
back.
Stand away, there!" he ordered.
Stand away! This train doesn't stop
here!"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
Raises Biqaest Turnlp.

observation-disclosures Plank and
e. T. Lowe are making bid at plac
ing Logan county in the front rank as
vegetable producing county. Mr..
Plank exhibits turnip that weighs
5 pounds and IL ounces and measures
2415 inches in circumference. Mr..
Lowe has grown a head of cabbage
that weighs Is pounds and measures
4S inches in circumference.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
Found an Extra Nest.

Evansville, Ind.-Berden Jackson, a
farmer living in the Stringtown road,
near Evansville, thought he brought
three dozen eggs to produce house
here. His foot struck something soft
in the straw in the bottom of his
wagon, and when he investigated he
found hen sitting on nest contain.
ing ten eggs.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31

solid masses. On the whole front
there are only two places where they
dare not come-the hills of Eparges
and Tahure.
They have been made desperate
by hunger and now they are afraid
OF nothing. The other morning saw
a dispatch rider whose motorcycle
tires had been eaten by the rats, and
many of us have found that during
the night they have eaten our emer-
gency rations which we keep in our
inside pockets. Woe to the soldier
who falls asleep with a piece of choc-
olate in his trousers pocket. He is
sure to wake up without his chocolate
and almost without his trousers.
Unlike the Germans the rats are
able to invent all kinds of devilish
ruses. The German soldier is we'll
trained and well-oiled piece of ma
chinery. which always runs in exactly
the same groove. He makes war to-
day exactly as he did sixteen months
ago, he is a stupid brute who has only
two kinds of righteousness. The
methods of the rats are infinite In
their variety and they adapt them
selves to all circumstances of the
fighting. l shall give one example.
Long ago it was found necessary
to discontinue issuing sugar, coffee,
salt and spices direct to the soldiers
individually because the rats looked
upon these articles as most excellent
aperitifs Then these articles of food
were put up in small boxes, one for
each company, and we invented all
kinds of devices to keep them safe.
preferably suspending them from a
wire at least a yard above the floor
Nevertheless, the rats very soon found
way to get at the sugar. They SIM
ply gnawed hole in the ceiling, let
themselves slide down the wire to the
box and had it emptied in no time.
1--WE shall get the Germans some
| day, for against them we have Father
| Joffre, but there is absolutely nothing
| to show that we shall ever get the
| best of the rats, against which we
have nothing but pamphlets. They
! have sent us baccilli and poisons of
many different kinds to exterminate
the rats. but these means are about
as efficient as are the rules of inter
national law adopted at The Hague.
They may work all right against rats
in time of peace, but they are abso-
lutely no good against war rats. which
are as big as rabbits and which look
upon scientific prescriptions as mere
scraps of paper.
LAS a matter of fact we have In
vented better methods of fighting
them ourselves. but so far they are
still on the whole having it their own
way.
1T is really necessary 10 have two
kinds of sentries-one to shoot Ger
mans and another to kill rats, and the
latter has by far the worst job
I'VE only hope that some Gay we
shall find that all our rats have run
over to the Germans. 1t would be a
most satisfactory arrangement for
them both, for the Germans who are
hungry could then eat rats and the
rats that are born hungry could eat
| Germans"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
incredible.

Nero fiddled while Rome burned"
Il don't believe 1t" replied the msu
who likes to disagree. no violinist
with Nero's political pull would have
permitted a pyrotechnic display to go
on as a rival performance"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
HEAL YOUR SKIN TROUBLES
With cutIeura, the Quick, Sure and
Easy Way. Trial Free

Battle with Cuticura Soap, dry and
apply the Ointment. They stop Itch
ing instantly. clear away pimples,
blackheads, redness and roughness. re-
move dandruff and scalp irritation,
heal red, rough and sore hands as
well as most baby skin troubles.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.--Adv.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31

Princess Jue Quon Tai, a Chinese
princess, posed in her oriental garb
especially for this picture in her suite
in New York hotel. The princess is
only nineteen years old and is travel
ing unchaperoned through this coun-
try, having left China six months ago
after she had refused to marry q
wealthy mandarin. Her father was
the matchmaker in the case and she
did not admire his choice. During her
stay here she has already spent S1O,-
900 and whenever she goes short" all
she does is to cable home and mother
sends her some more spending money.
Her father says she won't have any
thing to do with her because it is a
terrible thing in China for girl to
travel alone. The princess speaks
English fuently and is subscriber to
many American newspapers and mag.
azines, 30 she has reading knoWl-
edge Of modern America.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
A Respite.

Why do you wish my daughter,
sir, would practice on the organ in
stead of the piano."
Because the organ does have
some stops about it,"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31

make us look older than we are. Keep
your Eyes young and you will look young.
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co..
Chicago, Sends Eye Book on request.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
Paradoxlcal Pleasure.

There is one thing which puzzles
me-"
What is that?"
1T seems to be mostly the sad dogs
who go on JOY rides"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
The Sort Suitable

What kind of weapons did the
hold-up bandits use in this serial
story?''
I guess they must have used mag
azine rifles"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31

Miss Dorothy bennett, daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred bennett. has Just
budded into a full-fedged society flow
er. For some time Miss bennett has
taken a prominent part in the social
AFFAIRS of the young folk iE Washing
ton society.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
When all others fail to please
Try Denison's Coffee.
Certain Prospect.

DO you think the football season
will be lively this year,"
II know 1t will start in with a rush. I"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
To Prevent the Grin

Colds cause Grip Laxative Bromo Quinine re-
moves the cause. There is only one 'Bromo
Suinine." E. w. GROVES signature on box. asc.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
piles Relieved by First Application

And cured in to - days by PAZO OINTMENT
the universal remedy for all forms Of Piles
Druggists refund money if il fails. SOC.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
i Wisconsin Directory
sT1e COMPRESSED Yeast

A fresh, reliable. fast baking yeast for bread,
rolls, griddle cakes, etc, etc. Remember we
give valuable premiums. Ask your dealer.
Red Star Compressed Yeast Co., Milwaukee, Wis.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-12-31
When all others fail to please
Try Denison's Coffee.
Two of a Kind,

The sun is setting"
Well. what of it? Sos my hem
Baltimore American.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-02-17
LOCAL BAKER IS
MADE Defendant
WILLIAM HAMILTON SUED FOR
5000 FOR. ALLEGED ASSAULT
BY DRIVER.

william Hamilton, owner OF Hamil-
tons bakery on Seventeenth street. to-
dag was made defendant in $1,000
damage suit. instituted by Joseph J.
Hudachuk. who alleges that Hamilton
assaulted him in a saloon on Thir-
tieth street. breaking his nose.
B. "A. Stewart, attorney for the
plaintiff. stated this afternoon that
Hudachuk is a driver for the bakery,
and that the auto delivery wagon
broke down yesterday morning He
declared that the young man started
10 fix it and that after a time became
thirsty going into the saloon to get
a drink.
II alleged that Mr. Hamilton follow
ed him into the place and that the as
sault then occurred.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-02-17

stein. and Pauline posed as his wife.
Finally they moved to Detroit. where
Ida found work in the packing depart
ment of a furniture factory on piece
work. This proved her undoing. for
she worked so hard that she collapsed
and had to remain at home for several
weeks.
The girls had saved some money
and lived on this. Ida returned TO
work whenever she could. but finally
the boss had 10 put a man in her
place permanently.
Ida lost weight and contracted a Sc
we're cold. She became too weak TO
search for a job. much less to III it,
and the two came 20 Chicago. Here IL
was found Ida had tuberculosis. Their
money ran out and the pay Pauline
was able TO get was insufficient 20 sup
port both. so they had to appeal 20 the
Jewish Aid society. on the books Of
which they have been carried for two
years or more.
Paulins's mother came 20 live with
them and helped them out. She too
believed Ida was her daughters hus-
band.