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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
GnApYs vIoLA sN1ITn

The funeral of Gladys Viola Smith, Brfdgeport's tinieAt baby was sheld from the home Of her parents, MT. ana Mrs John Frederick Smith of 1884 Boston avenue, at 2: 30 this aft ernoon. Rev. IF. wagner, pastor of the Su1nmerfeId M B. church, off ciated. Interment was in the family plot at Park cemetery.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
Strictly Business.

He-Do you expect to carry ont Che promise you have made to marry szPe2 She-Well, as l look at the EaattsF, have taken an option on you. but feel I have a right to surrender it In the event that a better opportunity eeru- -Rlehmond Times-Dlspatct.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30

Ia French battery forced the Germans ito retire in disorder from the village of Jeudioourt to the northeast. of St. ATzhiel.
 the day passed quietly: no infantry arrangements took place.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
:Just Lil<a an Tee Pond

ColoneT Luke McLuke of the Cincin- IlhaH Enquirer says Editor Rountree of Texas announces that the Temple badger farm is as bleak and bald as Judd Mortimer Lewis head. Indeed, 1t must be a cold, bleak and naked place, then. Georgetown CTex.) Com merciaL
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
NM he pIdn.t cr1.

Mother Goodness, how d3d you hlIEt your finger SO?
 Little son-Wfth hammer @Whensn
 "A good while ago" '1 didn't hear you cry. ssNo. mother. thought you were out. r-Strsy Stories
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
Hawes, Bill For $500
 Given Setback Tn Senate
i1speeiaI to The Farmer)

Hartford, March s0.4The Senate to- day referred back to committee the claim of Fred M. Hawes of Bridge port for $500 for services in criminal investigation. Hawes operates a de tect1ve agency in Bridgeport and his claim was unfavorab1y reported and tabled in the Senate last week.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
Wnaom

Hope and success make finer tonic than medicine.
 The best tonic is fresh air.
 me best restorative is sleep. The best stfmulant is exercise. Fatigue cAlfs for rest and nos ths spur.- Tisccusin State Journal
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
A Cood etsrt.

.'He offers me a platonic afrection.
 .eWeR. take it. A pIatonic affection often leads to the real thing. ''-E.itts- burgh Post.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
cnn .Nyie,., oF esol4.

Pop, what is Soif?"
 Golf, my son, is just the same as work, except that you get paid for work. ."4~ Pittsburgh Press.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
Is That Sol

Dear I.ukeGo get reputation. I overheard one of our high school pro- fessors Che is from Boston, make this remark: Who is this Luke McLuke. hear your people quoting all the time? l have looked through my encyclopedia and my Who's Who, but do not seem to be able to locate the person. Bet ter get your name in the papers, HtAdam Mutt, Ashland, Ky.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
w;th MiIitarv EIonors.

It is not universally known what. is meant by funeral with full military honors. 7 Tn such funeral the coffin is borne on a gun carriage.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
sureI

When in a venture you embark, Just let your nerve stay put, For ff you do not toe the mark
 You.u stay down at the foot
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
Mere chauoh 7
sHave drln

laugh. Very well.s' I replied. IT win duagh', And what win it be?'' He chortled to me itsatd L 1T win take haugh and haugh. g
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
Bis Of Byplay By Luke McLul1e 4 Copyright 1915, the Cinctnnael
 Enquirer
By Luke McLuke
The eLinait.

he Limit.
 The boob is terribly henpeched, isn't he7" remarked the old fogy Should say he was. replied the groueh Why, his wife is making him learn to breathe through his ears so he will wake himself up when he snores ?,
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
our Daily Special.

Some people do not know the differ ence between promise and a threat.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
Paw Knows Evervthioc.

Willie-Paw, what is an excuse1 Paw-The only thing you can't. think of when you get home at a. m, my son.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
Quser

It is g funny thing Snd yet
 It is quite true. yousu find The faster you run into debt The more you get behind.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30

Gold to the amount of E2.ooo,ooo was car-marked for Argentina account by the Bank of England.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
RatnhaI

We think this thought is rather bright, And not of wit bereft You'll find the fellow who is right Is mighty seldom left
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
Dear Luke

DeaF LUKE: IF your wife has a pair of pretty blue eyes And she laughs when you step on .
 taokj Don't you think it would be rather u1a-
 Wise
 To suddenly change them to blackq
 Neutral
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30

Experience teaches lot of things we never cared to Iearn.-Judge
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
hl.r,ea IS. Nar,.a.

- kAss5sro l9s " e-9tlSS@
 |. 0. HelveIott lives at Yellow saGprings. o.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30

Rubbing with unsalted butter, fol- { lowed by bIeaching in the sun, will cleanse ivory Detroit News
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
I-hines to Worry Abeut. 5
WuH!

A healthy man breathes 10000 quarts of air a day.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30
Thinas to Wor,I.,v,, About
Bush League Papers PIeaee cop,

English sparrows are good to eat.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30

New Sauer Krautt. at Sc Conf. Sugar 9 lbs 13c Dinner Bid Coffee ID 19c String Beans can 5c Jersey Pears .,. can 13c Fancy Tomatoes 2 cans 15c Moh. Con. Milk 8 cans 25c Elbow Macaroni {. lib 7c
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30

Strictly Fresh EGGS dog 25c Best Pure LARD, 2 lbs 25c Bot. Whiskey, bot. Port,
 bot. Sherry, all for .... 95c Monogram Whiskey at 69c Gordon's Dry Gin bot o5c
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-03-30

Westport snelts. ID 15c Medium Size Smelts 10 5c Shore Haddoclz lib 4c Boston B1uefish. Ib Sc Steak Salmon. .Tb 14c Steak Halibut flo 1Ac5 Finnan Haddies 10 1Oc Live Holsters ID 25c
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17
A Ban on the Kiss

On the basis of Huntington (W Pal dispatch, describing Dr. E. w Growers recommendation of the pat pat' as a substitute for the unhygen- ic kiss, Puck submits few modifca- tions of current literature to suit, as follows:
 He planted a passionate pat-pat upon her upturned cheek.
 Gwendolyn stood demurely under the mistletoe, and in another minute Clarence had deftly pat-patted her.
 "How dare you pat-pat me, sir?' she cried.
 Tt is useless for you to struggle my proud beauty" he said
 Seizing her roughly, Dalton pushed the glorious head back, back, back and leered into the frightened eyes.
 q am going to pat-pat you; do you hear, girl? To pat-pat you!" he cried
 And now, gentlemen" said Ter, renee, our guide, "would any O yez loike to pat-pat the Blarney Stone? 2
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17
All the latest magazines at The

All the latest magazines at The Den.
 A. E. Anderson went to Prescott Tuesday. Headquarters for Xmas candies.- The Den.
 Home made fruit cake 40 cents per pound.-The Den.
 A. B. Schnedl, of Holbrook, was in Flagstaff Wednesday.
 High grade chocolates in fancy Xmas boxes-The Den.
 Hot tamales, chili and beans, soup and hot lunches-The Den.
 A. w. Rahder, R. c. Hill and Tyler Atkins left Tuesday for Phoenix.
 Mir. w. Dubree of Tuba, left Mon day evening for Eureka, California.
 Henry Heller left Wednesday for Redondo, Calf, to spend the winter.
 Paul Aubineau is now in Scranton, Pa., working for Reid Murdock & Co.
 Finest line of cigars and tobacco in Christmas packages in the city.-The Den.
 Edison Monographs s3000-S50.0O. Diamond point. No needles to chanpe-The Den. Mrs. M. A. Gavin returned Thurs day from visit to her old home in Kentucky.
 Thos. Irvine, of the McNeil Printing Co.,, was in Flagstaff Wednesday look ing up business for that firm.
 Miss Goldie Barton of Ash Fork, is the guest of her friend Mrs. Newton and will remain a few weeks.
 Mrs. Frank Leslie was called to Phoenix yesterday by the serious ill., ness of her mother, Grandma New man.
 Miss Clark, sister of Mrs. J. c. De- Ian, who has been visiting here for some time, left yesterday for Los An geles.
 When you need the services of a re- liable surveyor or engineer, see c. M. Brooks, in Pollock Block, or phone 223W.*
 James A. Johnson, an ex-sheriff of Coconino county was in Flagstaff Tuesday, on his way to his ranch near Phoenix.
 Jas. O'Connor who has been em- ployed in the construction of the Bab- bitt building, left Wednesday for Kansas City.
 Frank Jenkins, of the firm of Jen- kins Bros., Indian merchants at Tuba, returned Tuesday from a business trip to Albuquerque.
 One case of scarlet fever is report ed at the home of John Garrett, where one of the children is suffering from a mild attack of the disease.
 Mir. and Mrs. John Zalaha returned Tuesday from their wedding trip to the coast and are making their home temporarily with MT. and Mrs. Baty. c. Henderson, third trick operator on the Santa Fe, was temporarily transferred to Gallup, leaving Mon day. H. R. Rustin is relieving him here.
 D. M. Bunker, a Santa Fe civil en- gineer, we'll known here, went through Flagstaff Monday on his way to Am arilo, Texas, where he will act as pilot for U. S. valuation survey party that is engaged in making physical valuation of the road.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17

Whipped cream puffs Saturday at The Den.
 The Masonic lodge will hold their annual installation ceremonies at their hall this evening.
 The children who were seen to take pair of skates from in front of the new Babbitt Bldg, must return them to Keller's Bakery.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17
Local Brevities

Pies like mother used to make.- The Den.
 Tine Heckethorn left Monday for Willard, N. M.
 Special Agent Volmer, of Winslow, was in Flagstaff Monday.
 Mrs. Harry Simmington left Sunday for Spokane, Washington.
 Mrs. N. R. Terrell of Canyon Dia- bio, was in the city Monday.
 Mir. c. J. Babbitt went to Phoenix Sunday night on business trip.
 Dr. F. A. Miller and wife of Will Hams, were in Flagstaff Monday.
 A. A. Dutton left Monday morning for Kingman and oatman country.
 MT. and Mrs. August Johnson were visiting friends in Winslow Sunday.
 Fred Overland Hensing went to Kngman last week on business trip,
 Dr. Thos. Manning was a profes- sional visitor in Holbrook last Friday
 Fred Mormon is making a good re- covery from his recent attack of pneumonia.
 Zack Eachins, deputy state game warden, was out in the Grand Canyon country this week.
 Do you like good buttermilk, the kind your mother used to make. We make it.-The Coconino Dairy.
 Sherrard Brown was off the reser. vation Monday. He is now braking on the Saginaw logging camp road.
 This should be a Merry Christmas for Flagstaff. The woods are full of Christmas trees all around here.
 Shorty" Flynn, one of the most "cheferonius" chefs in Northern Ari- zona came in from Tuba Saturday.
 Dr. A. F. Switzer left Sunday for Wagon Mound, N. M., in his auto, to spend the holidays with his parents
 Does your babies drink Coconino Dairy milk? There is no better food for them, ask your doctor. Phone 123R5.
 The weather has been'cool, calm and collected the past week with now and then a slight indication of being pre- cipitate.
 Mir. and Mrs. w. Dubree came in from Tuba Monday. Mrs. Dubree left for the east Monday evening to spend the holidays.
 Mir. H. A. Robinson of Fort Collins, Colo, grandfather of Prof. Goodding, arrived in Flgstaff Saturday to spend the holidays here.
 Ed O'Farrell, who is firing an en- zine on this division of the Santa Fe, was at home from Winslow to spend Saturday and Sunday.
 Judson Wade, brakeman on the Flagstaff Winslow local, came up Sunday from Winslow and took home a new Studebaker automobile.
 Dr. H. K. Wilson came in from Tuba Monday and left for the coast Monday night to join his wife who has been there for several weeks.
 Leo Fair left last Friday for Okla home City, where it is said he will very probably locate and attach Mrs. Leo Fair for the return trip to Ari- Zona.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17
Abandonment Notice

Having left my bed and board, l will not hereafter be responsible for any debts incurred by my wife, Mrs. A. s. Brown.
 A. s. BROWN
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17

For Rent-Two nice rooms for light-housekeeping, furnished for or 3 persons. Light, steam heat, hot and cold water. Close. in. $15.0O per month. Inquire at Sun office.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17
Easy

Say, Filly, wot's preferred cred itor."
 That's a guy ye owe money to wot kin lick ye."
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17

For Rent-I have furnished and un- furnished houses for rent Rent your property through this agency.
 THE M. A. MURPHY AGENCY
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17
Seem Too

Some men may not think the world owes 'em a living"
 But plenty of them think the gov ernment does"
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17

For Sale.-Richmond piano, in first class condition. Cost s450.00. $250.00 cash takes it. Call or address Coco nino Sun.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17

For Rent--3-roomed flat, ground floor, bath, range, electricity, north San Francisco street. Apply to Mrs. J. T. Snoeherger. References request ed.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17

To Exchange-10 acres of land 212 miles from Artesia, Calif., for vacant lots in Flagstaff. Call at the Almeda.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17

For Rent-Furnished rooms with heat and bath, reasonable rates. 216 Verde street. One block from Ideal hotel.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17

For Rent-Two large rooms, stable and yard, center of city. Apply to F. E. Brooks.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17

To Lease-Completely furnished bungalow, four rooms and bath, also large sleeping porch. 609 N. Beaver street, Phone 123R2.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17
After the Fall

Observant Kiddy-Oh, look at that funny man, mother. He's sitting on the sidewalk tallin' to banana peel.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17

Wanted-Competant woman to cook and help with housework. Phone 154.
 U. COSTIGAN,
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17

Horses to Pasture-Another drive of horses will be taken to the Gallo way ranch on Dec. 20 by A. W. Kin sey. See him. Will start from Bee sons corral.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17

For Rent-One two room house and one room house, both nicely furn- ished. Apply, J. V. Fisher, box 5S4.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17
MISCELLANEOUS ADS

Wanted-Wash woman, apply to Mrs. J. c. Dolan, phone 56.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17

For Sale-Nearly new Singer sew ing machine cheap. Ralph Davis, Weatherford hotel.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17
For Sale

For Sale If you plan on buying home-See the M. A. Murphy Agency. If you plan on buying any lots See the M. A. Murphy Agency. I have some special bargains in property close in.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17
FOR RENT

House for Rent--Furnished rooms. Mrs. Gavin. If
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17

Furnished house for rent-Four- rooms and bath o. H. Richardson.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17

For Sale-Stock in the Oatman Combination. By placing your order now, you can buy this stock at fifteen cents share. See The M. A. Murphy Agency.
The Coconino sun., 1915-12-17
FOR SALE

Singer Sewing Machines for sale or rent S. Barron, Merchant Tailor. If
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1915-05-26

The barn dance given at the farm
home of Henry Pfeiffer in the town Of
Milford last Saturday was a great
success. There were about 400 people
present and dancing was INDUCED in
until the wee small hours of the morning.
Fred Trautmiller is in the county Jail
under the charge of non-support of wife
and children. He left his family about
Feb. 18th and as soon as he dropped
into town last Sunday he was taken into
custody He will have his hearing later
in the week.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1915-05-26
LOCAL NOTES

A son arrived at the home of John
Plenniger of Cottonwood on Sunday.
Mrs. Henry Pfeiffer expects to spend
Sunday with her mother in the Town
of Essig.
C.. F. Robinson visited Tuesday
with his daughter, Miss Robinson, OF
the New Ulm Gas Company.
Miss Vera Stricken spent last week
visiting with her sister Leola at Madison,
Wisconsin, where the latter is attending
the University.
Fred Hamann returned the latter part
of the week from a visit to his brother
Henry who lives in north central North
Dakota. Mr.. Hamann says that in
that section the crops are looking elegant
and that the amount of rain they have
had is less than what we are differing
from. He found his brother and family
all we'll and prosperous. Henry is
engaged in an auto livery business.
Few people realize the enormous
weight of the blocks of stone that are
shipped in here for use by o. C. Wichtel in
his marble works. During the present
season Mr.. Wichtel has had three car
loads of St. Cloud granite and one car
load of Vermont marble from Barre,
that state, One job alone took half a
carload of stone, the monument COM
pleted weighing 8 tons and one block
employed in it tipped the scales at 5000
pounds. This was the Retzlaff monu-
ment and it took two teams of horses
to get it to the cemetery to be placed.
The St. Cloud granite is the red and the
gray while the Vermont stone is much
lighter in tone.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1915-05-26

lesS.>~~'
Boland, of Minneapolis; Mrs. M. Thorn
ton, Forsythe, Mont; Mrs. E. W..
Colburn, Elkton, S. d.. Mrs. F. W..
Conley, Los Angeles, Cal. and Alfred
and Henry of Minneapolis and Fred
Walther, Jr. of this city. He is also
survived by one brother VIM. Walther
of Fulda, MINI.
THOMAS SHAUGHNESSY
Thomas Shaughnessy passed away
at the St.. Alexander Home for the aged
Wednesday morning between nine and
ten o'clock, aged II years. Death was
due to dropsy, superinduced by heart
failure. He had been ailing for some
time and in February had very severe
attack and since that time hardly any
hope was entertained for his recovery.
The deceased was born in Delway
County, Ireland in 1874. About 2
years ago he came to the St. Alexander
Home from Franklin, Minnesota. He
is survived by two sisters, one residing
at Minneapolis and one in Dakota and
one brother who is also a resident of
Dakota. The remains were taken to
Franklin, Friday, where they were laid
to rest in the Catholic Cemetery.
MRS. CHARLES A. DAUER
Last Friday morning Mrs. Charles
A. Dauer passed away at the Loretto
Hospital, aged nearly 81 years. Death
was due to diabetes with which the de-
ceased had been suffering for some years.
Her condition did not become acute
however until several weeks ago when
when she was brought to New Ulm
from her home in Cambria township.
For several weeks she was cared for at
at the home of her sister Mrs.
Regina Reinhart, but about 9 days be-
fore her death she was removed to the
Loretto Hospital
The deceased whose maiden name was
Emile Griebel was born in the town of
Cottonwood August 18th, 1861, where
she spent her childhood days and where
she grew to womanhood. She was
married Jan. 9Th, 1888 to Charles A.
Dauer, her surviving husband. The
marriage was performed here in New
Ulm by Rev. Alexander Berghold.
Ever since their marriage they have
lived in the town of Cambria on farm.
Three children were born to them.
They are: Mrs. Guido Leway of Cotton
wood; Michael Dauer and Fred Dauer
of Cambria. She is also survived by
the following sisters and brothers:
Mrs. Shell Reed, CORTLAND; Mrs. Re
gina Remnant, New Ulm; Mrs. John
Schmitt, Cottonwood; Geo. Griebel and
Joseph Griebel of the town of Cotton
wood; Mrs. Fred Hamann, Mrs. Frank
&C. Schnobrich and Mrs. John Leist Of
New Ulm. The funeral was held from
the Holy Trinity Church of this city
Monday morning and interment was
made in the Catholic Cemetery, Rev.
Schlinkert officiating.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-27

N the ears of the local fans there is
 an old familiar sound about their A ears. It is the buzzing of the pen nant bee-and these fine old summer days with the Barons annexing ball games with gladsome regularity finds the buzzing going on merrly. Fair pennant bee buzz around, just buzz around fer the Molesworth clan are travelling some.
 Despite injuries and temperamental fits on the team, Carleton Molesworth has his Barons up there fighting in second place and within a score of points of first place. With the Pelicans faltering the slightest falter we would see the Barons slide in first place and leave the field behind. This is due to happen within the next two weeks.
 
 There Is no gainsaying that the Bar ons are now playing the best baseball in the southern circuit.
 In the early part of the season it was the pitching that kept up the Barons. Now with the pitchers finding their choicest offerings badly wal loped the Barons recover their lost batting orbs and slam the pellet to all parts of the field for victories.
 Fans, watch the Barons step.
 The present road trip starts off au- spiciously.
 The last one started off suspiciously. On the last round the Barons met defeat on every hand. At the present time they are handing out defeats nonchalantly as it were
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-27
Schedule Announced

Columbia, S. C., July 26.-The 1915 foot ball schedule of the University of South Carolina was announced today as fol- lows:
 At Columbia, September 9, open At Columbia vs. Newberry College, Oc- tober g.
 At Columbia vs. Presbyterian College of South Carolina. October g.
 At Columbia vs. Mercer. October 16. At Raleigh vs. North Carolina A. and M, October 21.
 At Columbia vs. Clemson. October 2s. At Columbia vs. Davidson. October 9. At Knoxville vs. University of Tennes- see. November 6.
 At Columbia vs. Virginia University, November 13
 At Washington vs. Georgetown, Novem- Der 20
 At Columbia vs. Citadel. Thanksgiving Day.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-07-27
OBERHONS n n II T.
 MSTFYN NGFOR
 TRNGVO II

Only won three out of four with the Volunteers. Not at all bad-but we should have won four straight.
 
 Today the Barons lay off in Nash vile for the day. The boys need the rest.
 Tomorrow the Chattanooga series begins. The Lookouts with Kid El- berfeld at the helm appeared to have taken a brace, but not sufficient to stop the speeding Barons.
 "Kid' Elberfeld, now managing the Lookouts. has been playing ball 2 years and he is the leading hitter of his club. Our own Carleton Moles- worth. whose baseball activities num- Der 19 summers, is also leading the Barons in hitting and incidentally the league.
 Truly, it appears that in the case of Elberfeld and Molesworth they are im- proving with age.
 Those Atlanta Crackers wielded the kalsomine brush over the Memphli yesterday, which enabled the Barons to scamper in second place by a slight margin.
 However, the Pelicans brutaly as- saulted the Lookouts, and thus no ma terlal gain was made on first place. Still, we are hopeful that the Pelicans are riding to fall.
 Edson Hemingway Is now In pen- itent frame of mind, and it Is possible that Manager Molesworth may recon sider his intention to release the young infelder. If Hemingway Is in shape and ready to play the game he is mighty good man to have around.