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The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-06-05

Gulfport, Miss John Heating,
Of this place, died the other day
and bis obituary was published
A barber was called in to shave
the corpse. As the razor passed
over the mans cheek his eyes op-
ened. his lips parted and he said
"Don't cut me, KIDD The barber
dived through the window and is
somewhere in Oklahoma by this
time. Heating is alive and well.
Dublin. Tex.-W. M. Stewart,
formerly brakeman, in a night
mare, dreamed that he was on a
freight train aud that, going un
der a bridge, beam struck him
Oh the head, fracturlng his skull
The next morning it was found
that his hair had changed from
a jet black to fiery red. Pbysi
clans say hat it will be white in
q few months.
Grlnnell, La w. C. Robinson,
q amateur aviator, was tuning up
his moDOplane in a field near DR..
/ SOners Office when the doctor re
ceiyed a telephone call to attend
q man terribly injured in a runa
way IL miles southeast of town.
! Robinson volunteered to take the
i doctor to the scene in his mono
plane. SOmers accepted and the
IL miles were covered in six min
, ntes, or at the rate of Ito miles a
minute.
New York, N. UT Is no,
generally known that Iceland is
one of the few countries in which
there is nation. vide prohibition.
And from Iceland comes a story
similar to those always heard
from dry territory. Mr.. Thor
steinsson, Of ReykJavik, now at
the Actor Hotel, here. says that
the population is using alcohol,
which they manufacture them
selves, in home made distilleries
There Is no way to stop this.
Trenton, N. -Chas. Katzea
lost the use Of his voice as the re
suit of an accident several years
ago. Last week = fellow patient
IN hospital told funny story.
Katzes laughed long and loud.
That night 10 a dream he repeat
cd part of the story aloud. Next
morning it was found that bis
power Of speech was restored.
Edwardsville, Ill Something
strange has happened to poplar
tree on the premises of Town
Clerk Peter Dresch. The tree
gives forth a strange, powerful
and sweet perfume. NO one has
been able to explain the pheno
menOn.
Kok ONO, Ind. - Run down and
dragged by a taxicab Jane Gard
ner. q was found unhurt and COO
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-06-05

Ii was suggested from many
quarters that the war in Europe
would probably come to an eAd
this or next month. Instead OF
these edictions coming true, we
find that the infected area is IN.
creasiDg-the wal cloud has COY
erod Italy and it looks a bit Omi
nous for the q s., both from the
8 ,uth and the east. Don't rock
the boat.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-06-05
FOOT AND MOUTH
DISEASE.

While confident that the foot and
mouse disease, which has been cpl
demic among the live stock Of the
country for the last six months virtu.
ally has been wiped out, Depart
ment of Agriculture officials declared
today that they would not relax their
efforts to prevent future recurrence
Of the sccurge. Altogether more than
124 900 animals have been killed, be.
cause of the epidemic at cost of be.
tween rs. 900. 900 and Sc 900. 900. the
expense Of which has been shared
equally by the federal and state gov
ernmentS
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-06-05

DR.. E. s. Fulton, this week, an
nonnced q case Of Pellagra in
this parish. He was called to di
agnose and prescribe for the all
ments of an old colored man liv
ing 10 the country. After close
and careful observance Of the
case it was determined Pellagra
and 90 pronounced. In all proba
bllity II is the first case of that
disease OF record in this parish.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-06-05

The Alexandria Street Railway
system has discontinued opera.
ton and gives as its reason the
heavy coet of street paving.
Many times good business pro
position 10 driven away from a
town on account of being made to
pay for improvements that they
are unable to pay. Would it not
have been better to graduate the
cost of these Improvements in
many instancesi-Ex.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-06-05
SUBSCRIPTION:
me Weekly Iberian 80. 81 pr year
ANNOUNCE MENT.
To the Voters Of New Iberia.

To the Voters Of New IBERIA.
desire to announce my candidacy
TO succeed Honorable Alpine Fonte-
lieu as Mayor of our City. respect
fully solicit your vote and support
and assure you that If elected, l shall
devote my time and energy to the
welfare of New Iberia. Ipromise to
be the Mayor of all of our citizens and
shall welcome advice and invite con-
ferences from anyone who should be
DESTROYS of rendering advice or OF Civ
ing assistance in the up.buildinK of
our City. Respectfully,
H. s SEALY
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-06-05
SELF.EFFAUEMENT.

A guest called upon to return
thanks for the distinguished
strangers at q public dinner, said;
"This is quite unexpected; IN
fact, When came into this room
I felt much like Daniel in the
lions den. When Daniel got into
that place and looked around, he
thought to himself, sWhOever's
got to do the after dinner speak
ing, it won't be me. ok.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-06-05

platform" of a candidate in our
cmy elections Is much like Fourth
of July oration--it usually has but lit
tie utility In the business world. And
like fire cracker-once it Is lighted
or set off. let it alone-it is liable to
explode in your hands II you pick
1t up.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-06-05

LOST One ladies' palm beach Nor.
( 70 X coat, with gold and black pin with
letters l & o on it. Coat lost between
Brousssrd Dipping Vat and Bayard's
Slaughter Pen. Reward given IT re-
turned to this Office. 49,
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-06-05
TO OUR FRIENDS, THE PUBLIC

The Iberian is always willing to
serve the public by printing con-
tributions on any subject Of gen.
eral interest, but PLEASE, don't
expect us to RUSH copy which you
hold back. Contributed articles,
reaching US after Thursday morn
ing, if not previously arranged for,
will in all probability have to be
held back till the following issue.
Come early and avoid our week
end rush.-Ed.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-06-05

Blisters on the hands, burns,
scalds, old sores, lame. back and
rheumatism are all subject to the
great healing and penetrating pow
MENT. 1t is marvellous pain re-
lief. Price Csc, soc and $1.00 per
bottle.
Sold BY ESTORGE DRUG co.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-06-05
GARD OF THANKS.
TO the Public:

TO the Public:
We desire to thank our friends
and neighbors for their very kind
sympathy shown us during the
last illness Of our little son Ralph,
at . time when such attentions
are 90 dear to al.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. T. CantiOe.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-06-05

Chicken Gravel and coarse sand,
mixed. in small packages, for the
poultry raisers.
BERTRAND LUMBER co.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-06-05

One large plantation near
Houma is taking water from the
Houma water works plant to irri.
gate the crops.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-27

each day, but they do not tend to the happiness
Of this new life.
"Ali of my ancestors have been ssltmade men. and
can see no reason why should not begin life with
out money and get along happily.
Home has always appealed to me. and now do
everything about the house to make 1t pleasant for
my husband when he arrives home from work In the
evening He is to manage the new moving picture
theatre that his uncle has built here on the street.
II shall take tickets from time to time, and plan.
ming singing in the theatre In fact. shall
do anything that can to help him along
She stopped here for minute to tell how good
Arthurs mother to her in St. Johnsbury. Vt
While with her there she said II saw the outside
world for the first time. II interested very much
to listen to peop.o talk about conditions when they
came home from work in the evening.
ut was while staying here that learned what It
was to be treated In kind manner. / do not mean
to insinuate that my parents were unkind indf.
teren to me. but there is big difference between
that love which comes from the outside. and that
coming from the very bottom OF persons heart.
Society people cannot be kind because their money
nterfered Their sole aim Is Guido their neighbor
in their splendor Of their "blow.outs"
II have no care for money. Happiness is what
after If happiness could be obtained ony through
riches, would refuse both; while If happiness lead
to riches would aspire to rise only as far as the
riches, but would not care to touch them But posi-
lively know that there Is no assimilation connection
and distinct conditions. so far apart that they he
said to the contrary.
1.-The shock to my parents at the time of my elope.
ment must have been rather severe, but had taken
the lesser OF two evils. The one was to satisfy my
parents but cause grief and regret to myself during
the remainder OF my life; the other to grief
to my parents for short time and make me happy
for life. After giving the situation due consideration
] decided that my parents could better suffer the
short period Of sorrow to give me perpetual happi
ness, than to be happy themselves the time OF my
marriage but put me into life OF misery and sorrow
AT first found it somewhat hard to be able to
keep house, but the fact that went to live with
Arthurs mother reduced this difficulty. Had been
obliged to go right out and open up new house and
prepare the meals OFF hand I should have met with
difficulties.
81 do not to have servants around and am much
napier IN doing my own work than In having some.
do 1t for Having maid or two to look after
yourself and an attendant for your children tends 10
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-27

n IRIS. JAMES MURRAY, aged nineteen, be.
N1 lieves that the love of herself for her hus.
ava band, aged twehty-one, will last through
life and throughout eternity. With all the
tainty Of youth, that knows no IFS" and "Whens,"
she asserts II, although by her marriage she has
defed the tradition that for happiness one must
marry within his accustomed class.
Three months ago she was the petted daughter
Of q millionaire. To-day she is the wife Of an
elevator man out Of a job. When she met and
eoped with him he was the doorman OF the hand.
some apartment house In which she lived with her
millionaire father, Charles Daily Bernheimer rel.
alive Of the famous Rothschiids, opposite Central
Park West. Her present home Is 339 East 67th
street. the fourth floor back OF tenement be-
tween First and Second avenues. The wide gulf
between Central Park West manner OF life and that
of a tenement near East River many social philos.
ophers have believed cannot be bridged. yet Mrs.
Murray is sereney confident that all will be we'll.
True love lasts forever" she says 1T has
no regrets for lost wealth and social position"
kitchen table. Her husband sat opposite her.
They looked troubled, for the day before her
husband had given up his work as an elevator
man In one Of the large office buildings to escape
the curious gaze and questions OF the inqusitive.
Neither could expect cent from their families.
1t was a serious crisis. and young though they
because this was reunion after their FIRST sepa-
ration. The shadow Of that separation lay upon
them. For her father, hostile to the match had
II would never nave Iert Jimmy for a minute"
protested the beautiful BRIDE" but father played
q trick on me. He kept writing me letters and
saying he wanted to see me. would answer, 1t
is time for you to forgive US and to give Jimmy
start In life.' At last he persuaded me to leave
Jimmy just for few days to see what he would
do. II II Is you he wants. instead OF your fathers
money. you'll soon find It OUT papa said. II It
turns out that he really loves you will give him
business start That delighted me, for was
sure of my husbands love. wouldn't go home.
but went to the home Of a relative In Brooklyn
to meet father. After we had talked awhile
said: What are you going to do for Jimmy? For
he Is sure to stand the test
Father said Now that you're away from him.
stay away. don't intend to help him.
Indeed said. you have fooled me. Then
Will fool you. am going back to him.. and
did, Here am"
She looked up. Joyous romance shining IN her
eyes Her husband looked back tenderly but
heavily at her. II expected It," he said.
Expected her to leave your" ouerIed the In
truder from this newspaper.
YES" answered the young man with rueful
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-27

r Is two years since Naomi C. holland, the
4 beautiful and accomplished niece of Robert H.
hgersoll. the millionaire watch manufacturer,
prised her family and the fashionable society circles
in which she moved by clipping with her chauffeur,
goodlook!ns young French Canadian named Arthur H.
Liberty.
In their efforts first to prevent the elopement and
later to induce the young abandon her hus
baud her uncle and aunt and her parents painted In
b'ackest hues the unhappiness which they felt sure
was bound to follow the marriage OF and woman
OF such widely different social position. Yet up to
date not OF these direful predictions has been full
hlled. The young woman who had been bred in great
est luxury. is living happily with her husband In
modest twofamiy house in East Manchester, N, H
and insists that she would change places with any
wife on earth.
When representative Of this newspaper called on
Mira Liberty recently he found her common house
apron. down on her knees laying carpet.
This Is great sport" she exclaimed before she
realized who the person before her At first she
declined to say anything about herself or her mar.
rage. but very soon changed her mind.
Although had everything l wanted. and all that
Is all right 70 have money. but it will buy happi
ness for you. In fact earnestly believe that the
creases your What mean by a certain
amount Is enough to live happily without having to
'scrinp, and If you have children to be able to give
When was in New York could go out on the
street and buy anything desired. but now have to
figure. do not regret the change have made, for
believe the love for my husband overbaances all
Other Things.
Il have people say that the reason I eloped was
oecanse II was something had not yet tried, and
that wanted to see how 1t To- run away with
man. This Is absolutely untrue. My parents had
musical career cut out for me- because they thought
would be happy singing in grand opera.
although my voice developing In that line I
felt that my happiness did not lie In chat field At
the time my mother was sick left the conservatory
OF music and went to a school Of domestic science In
Idaho. that could be near home in case ANYTHING
should happen TO mother.
This course appealed to me. and If I had my way
he chool 7
learned much during that year, but am just getting
my practical knowledge. Bnmps are experienced
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-27

smile. II knew ner father kept writing her,
thought sometime he would get her away fro
me-"
Jimmy said something like that the day We a
cided to get married." the bride said with wondg
Ing eyes. "But he. is mistaken. We will be :
gether oil our lives. II seemed to have desert
him 1t Was only to help him. was cruel to
kind. was only away for torty-eisht hours. s
Il will tell you just how we came to be marri
SO that you will know that It was no impulse
marriage. II was not case Of the heart runnt
away with the head.
I'm the hrst place. bear In mind, that / was
happy at home. My father and mother We
divorced. My Contemporaries sister and iiv
at lone with father and kept house for him.
II went out a great deal in society," especa
to teas and dances met great many you
men who were attentive to me. Some OF then
was quite interested in. In fact. was 80
fatuated with several OF them that when col
home from dances used to lie awake thinki
about them. But noticed that II new girl car
along they were Just as attentive to her as to Y
for while. They might return to me and be
devoted as ever. But they had proven themselyg
to be male frts. butterflies OF the heart. err
ually made up my mind that good husbands 81
not found in society.
About this time began to notice Jimmy j
psed to open the door for me and for others vi
came to and left the apartment house thous.
he had fine. honest face I liked his smile;
odd little three.cornered AFFAIR that smile was
wants and knows when he has It, One morniI
met him outside the house. He didn't kind
whether to speak to me or not. l said Hell
Jimmy. After that he always looked up al
smiled as passed in and out. We didn't tai
but our eyes telegraphed signals, suppose, Il
after awhile he said. very bashfully, as pass
him:
would you meet me somewhere for a WALL
Surely ! answered, and he looked az thoui
the heavens had opened. I used to meet him ,
Broadway. near Columbus Circle. or would g
through the Park. and he would be waiting
me on Madison avenue. never asked him
come to our apartment knew what faith
would do.
"One day when were walking up Rlversi
Drive We decided to get married"
That was when your husband proposed
asked the visitor from this newspaper.
mo. never proposed. She did, assertt
the young Bridegroom.
"A woman can always tell when man h
such things In mind, Mrs. Murray seriously weS
on. He said TO me. DO you suppose you cou
over put up with the kind OF place on the Ea.
Side live IMP That was enough for me, I sal,
or course I could.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-27

the greatest tie OF humanity. that between
mother and child. believe that the time IS coming
when women OF wealth will spend more time at home
with their children.
Both my parents and Mr. and Mrs. Ipgersoll were
eager that should marry into wealth, and It was
with this idea in view that they would bring Of
wealthy families to the house to have me meet them.
Il escaped all these meetings that I could without
arousng any suspicion When did meet any of the
prospective husbands they received cold reception
from me, From my earliest girlhood days had de.
sired to have home in which I could enjoy myself.
knew that 1t would be impossible for possess
this If should marry into riches.
About year ago my parents suspected my atti-
nde and began to make the final preparations to have
me engaged to some society idler.
1T appeared to me like point which OF in the
distance. 1t quite distance away, but could
plainly see it.. Each day the distance between uo
diminished. The point coming nearer and
nearer. made up my mind to do something and to
Arthur Liberty was driving Mr.. rngersous auto.
mobile Arthur and seemed to have mutual under
han feeling within me that he was the man
and used to chat with him while driving around.
Our affection increased as time went on, and It
was not long before ArhSr and would go out IN the
was not missed No connected with the Ingersoll
family knew Of our companonship
when leaving the machine after returning from
the theatre would often forget to bid Arthur good
night For this fault was reprimanded. being told
"My love for Arthur Increased In proportion to the
rate at which this ever-haunng point drew nearer to
the of all the plots that had been planned for
the purpose OF marrying me- into wealth.
This apex was now 80 close that 1t was influence
Ing disturbance In the family. To me che time was
ripe must aot at once or suffer. ! knew that
Arthur would receive the affair sfavoraby, so ap-
preached him and placed the cold facts before him.
"As had suspected he was willing to assist me In
my plan, and made arrangements to leave at
Il realized that had stepped into new world and
the question that at once appeared before me was
whether or not was to be happy. ! knew that
" my husband would love me In the Jane manner in
which loved him that We would be happy.
1T is womans duty to make the home happy A
man cannot adjust himself to different circumstances
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-27

that my husband will be /,
properly educate the childri
II do not believe in divor
possible means, be any y
/ hope there will not be. I
my husband should decide
me ! would not oppose 1t.
will be no trouble, and tho
rate from my husband. AS
creases each day I feel cor
mar the happiness OF our
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-27

while woman She can study the man and do
things that will make him happy. The reason for
unhappiness In family is due to misunderstanding
between the man and WIFE
Little grievances develop into big ones Just as little
snowbas can be made into huge balls by rolling them
In the snow. The only way to prevent q misunder'
standing between husband and wife Is to melt the
SNOWFALL
shall receive my utmost attention and caro-. hope
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-27
Very Interesting

True Love Lasts Foreuer.--N Has No Reg
Isabelle Bernheimer Murray, Daughter of
York's Millionnires, Who Married the
Her Apartment Hotel.
wealth Is Not Happiness---Loue Wipes Out A
and Habits of Luxury" Says Naomi {. Mol
Heiress to Millions, Who Ran Away With
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-27

Exhibit A for Romantic BrfdeH
Julia FrenehGeashty Rsh Society Girl Who
Away with Chauffeur aerashty, Has Peee
Happiness In Their Cottage Without Wealth.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-09-02
KAISER, WAR HERO,
FORTRESS OF
Correspondent Describes Great
Martial Spectacle After
the Stronghold Fell.

IN H ILITARY experts both in Amer
INN lea and abroad agree that the
L a evacuation Of fortress after
fortress by the Russian grand
army is indicative Of the fact that the
grand duke recognizes the inferiority
of the Russian forces to those Of the
Teutonic allies. It is plain from the
dispatches received in this country that
PrZemysl and Lublin were abandoned
without defense and that Kovno was
given up after the fall Of the outer
forts.
Between the lines Of the German re-
ports one can read that only a small
force was left In Novogeorgievsk for
the purpose Of preventing the Germans
repairing the bridges across the Wis.,
tula and preventing any navigation Of
this river until the main Russian army
could make safe its retreat. Ossowetz
and Brest Litovsk were held only tenn
porarily to cover the retreat and then
abandoned with small rear guards,
which, Of course, were captured by the
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-09-02
ENTERS THE
NOvOGE0RG|EVSK
Military Experts Say That Grand
Duke Recognizes Inferiority
of Russian Forces.

born, whizzed past. The indications
that something big was doing were con-
firmed presently by the sight Of half
a mile Of German troops stretching
across the plain in parade formation.
We We're just in time to clear the road
when the imperial automobiles herald
ed the kaiser's coming.
The barren Polish plain and bleak
sky overhead now witnessed q gather
ing Of notables perhaps unsurpassed
during the war.
While the band with brasses, flies
and drums discoursed march music the
kaiser, followed by brilliant train,
walked with long, firm stride out in
front of the victorious troops, standing
at rigid attention. It was provision
al brigade Of about 10000 fighters: The
bearded landsturm and landwehr in
fantry formed a double line Of field
gray figures, dog tired from the hard
fighting. Behind them in double lines
were squadrons and mounted jaegers
who had won glory on the Berezina
uhlans, cuirassiers-forest Of steel
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-09-02
Constipation Causes Manv Ills.

Accumulated waste in your thirty
feet of bowels causes absorption of
poisons, tends to produce fevers, up
sets digestion. You belch gas, feel
stuffy, irritable, almost cranky. It
isn't you-it's your condition. ELM
mate this poisonous waste by taking
one or two DR.. Kings New Life
Pills tonight. Enjoy full, free
bowel movement in the morning
you feel so grateful. Get an original
bottle, containing 36 pills. from your
druggist today for Csc. Adv.