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Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
CAlOMEl WHEN B|L|OUS2 MOI ST0PI
ACTS LIKE DYNAMITE ON LIVER
auarantee Dodsons Liver Tone" viii Give You the Best Liver
ano Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Doesn Make You Sick

Stop using calomel. II makes you
sick. Don't lose days work. II YOU
feel lazy. sluggish, bilious or consti.
pated, listen to me!
Calomel 10 mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel. when II comes into contact
with sour bile. crashes into II. breaking
II up. This is when you feel that aw.
fui nausea and cramping. If you feel
AL knocked out" II your liver is tor.
pid and bowels constipated or you
have headache. dizziness. coated
tongue, II breath is bad or stomach
sour Just try spoonful Of harmless
DodsOn's Liver Tone.
Heres my guarantee--Go to any
drug store or dealer and get 50.cent
bottle Of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take q
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
Not Guilty.

There had been railway collision
near a country town in Virginia. and
shrewd lawyer had hurried from
Richmond to the scene of the disaster.
lie noticed an old colored man with a
badly injured head. api hurried up to
him where he lay noaning on the
ground
How about damages began the
lawyer.
But the sufferer waved him OFF.
"G'way. boss. g'way," he said. ~
never hit de train. | never done sich
thing in all nah life. so help me
Gawd, Yo' cant git no damages outen
me-"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
Most Eminent Medical Authorities Endorse Il
New Remedy for Kidney Bisdder .nd sm Uric Acid Trouble.

DR.. Eberle and DR.. Braithwaite a.
well as DR.. Simon-all distinguished
Authors-agree that whatever may be
the disease. the urine seldom fails In
furnishing 10 with clue to the princi.
pies upon which It 10 to be treated.
and accurate knowledge concerning
the nature Of disease can thus b OBJ
tained. II backache. scalding urine or
frequent urinatiou bother or distress
you. or II uric acid In the blood has
caused rheumatism. gout or sciatica
or you suspect kidney or bladder
trouble just write Dr. Pierce ct the
Surgical Institute. Buffalo. N. y; send
. sample OF urine and describe syYp-
toms. You will recsive f-ee medical
odvice after Dr.. Pierce's ehesnist has
o1amined the uriue-this will b care
fully dons without charge. aAd you
win - undse - eblieatioa. n. Pierce
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
1 Do
Not
Think l
Ever Felt
Much
Better
Divergent Opinion.

He had a lot OF money. but no dis
coverable ancestors, and so II came
that he affected contempt for pride of
birth. And there was another man
whose family tree was tall ar. UNI
bragcouJ. but who possessed no other
assets worth mentioning. A discus.
sior between these two men was OF
profound interest. Each avoided
hurting the others feelings. but II was
easy to detect an undercurrent OF an
tagonlsm. They concluded: Say what
you will" asserted the one. 1t IL "a
fine thing to come of good stock" It's
a finer thing" replied the other, with
hnality, TO own IL.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
Il Pertlrla To
All Sufferers
OF Catarrh -.
Recommend

have taLen four bottles Of Peruna,
and can say that II has done me
great deal OF good for catarrh ef
the head and throat. I recommend
Peruna 10 all sufferers with catarrh.
do not think I ever felt much bet.
ter. I am rsaliy surprised q the werk
! can do. ! do not think te3 much
praise can bs said for PerwWa."
Our booklet. telling you how to keep
well, free to all.
Those who object 10 liquid msti.
lets.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
BABY LOVES HIS BATH
With cutieura Soap Because So sooth.
Ing When His Skin 10 Hot.

These fragrant supercreamy emol.
Iients are a comfort to children. The
Soap to cleanse and purify. the Oint-
ment to soothe and heal rashes. itch.
ings, cbafings, etc. Nothing more ef-
fective. May be used from the hour
Of birth, with absolute confidence.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura. Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
WRAP LATE AUTUMN APPLES
Boxes and Placed In Dry, Cool
Place VIII Keep Nicely.
(By M. CovERDELL.)

CBy NJ COvERDELL.)
Late autumn apples can be wrapped
In thin paper. arranged in layers II
barrels and boxes. set In . cool, dr..
place and kept till the following
spring. their flavor being enhanced b!
the storage and close confinement
This Ii especially commendabl,
where one is short on the winter vari
cites, or the autumn fruit can b,
used and the more valuab' winte
fruit be marketed. Only smooth
sound fruit should thus be stored, an,
one should make frequent inspection
of the supply " see that no detcnora
tion has set In. ~ this class Of frui
spoils very quickly. contamination
sSrtading very rapidly. once II begins
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
RABBITS As ORCHARD PESTS
Department Of Agriculture Recon-.
mends Wash TO Be Applied to
Trunks Of Trees with Brush.

In the sections Of the United States
where heavy snow abounds in winter
abb!ts, especially jack rabbits. become
serious pests In young orchards. by
glrdling the trees just above the snow
inc. Various methods of protecting
.rees have been used with more or less
success. particularly that Of wrapping
he trees with thin sheets of wood
made for the purpose, or coiled wire
wrappers.
The United States department Of ag
-iculture recommends the following
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

wash to be applied to the tree trunks
with brush;
Unslaked lime. 20 pounds; flowers
II sulphur, 10 pounds; water. so gal
Ions.
This wash has been used succo 9.
fully" says Prof. w. l.. Burnett Of the
Colorado Agricultural college. "When
trees have been girdled, the gnawed
surface must be covered at once. be.
tore the wind and sun have access to
he wound. The injured parts may be
painted CT covered with grating wax.
'As a rule, trees treated in this
manner. in the spring will grow new
bark. In cases of severe girdling, the
method of bridge grating may be
used. this operation being a simple
,ne for nurseryman familiar with the
process of grating"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

during many years OF experimental
has discovered . new remedy which
is thirty.seven times more powerful
than lithia In removing uric acid from
the system. II you are suffering from
backnche or the pains Of rheumatism,
30 to your best druggist and ask for
. so cent boz Of "ASxrtc" put up by
Doctor Pierce. or send l0c for . large
trial pck'g. Dr. Piercs's Fsvorits Pre-
scripti0n for weak women and Or.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
for the blood have been favorsbly
known for the past forty years ana
more. They are standard remedies
to-day-as we'll - Doctor Pisrco'e
Pheasant Pellets for the liver and
b0wels. You can have . sample Of any
one Of these remedies ~ writing Dr.
Piercs. and sending l0c for trial pack
go
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
SWAMP.
ROOT
Ha audv.

I've started a ten.cont box for
Christmas dear?" said the better half.
You won't forget II. will your
Me forget IL" replied the other
fraction. why, how can you say such
n thing? OF course | won't forget
IT,"
And the didn't. The very next day
he shook four dimes out Of the boz TO
meet deficiency in his car-fare a.
lowance.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

A western horticulturist, who ha.
had . very extensive experience u
orchard planting. says that he make
II . practice when planting . larg,
orchard. TO follow his planters ant
try to pull up the trees. When 8
sharp jerk fails to loosen . tree. II b
set firmly enough. But II the col
cracks or the tree pulls out. then
must b reset and the soil packe,
down - firmly % Il should have beer
b The hrst place.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
Quite Riuht.

What do you understand by the
phrase a liberal education?'" asked
the professor when the freshman class
In economics had assembled
when the governor comes through
with plenty of spending money re-
piled the first youth called upon.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build In The system

Take the Old Standard GROVE 5
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking as the formula is
printed on every label, showing il is
Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The
Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron
builds up the system. 50 cents. Adv
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
Zero.

I'VE don't hear much about Doctor
Cook since the time he claimed to
have discovered the North pole
NO; daresay he never fully re.
covered from the terrible frost he en-.
countered."
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

To be satisfactory fiance a man
should be all heart, but to be salts.
factory husband he should be all
pocketbook.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
PRQMPT BELIZE

can be founa in cases Of Colds. Coughs.
LaGrippe and Headaches by using
Laxative Quinidine Tablets. Does not
affect the head or stomach. Buy your
winters supply now. Price 25c.-Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
PASSING the Buck.

Our head bookkeeper can add up
four columns of figures at orce'
Doesn't he ever make mistakes?"
"oh. sure. but he's got an assistant
to blame them on
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

II see where the Russian cavalry
rode down the Germans in the
trenches where they were digging in
themselves for the winter"
See. that was horse on them!"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

Spartan Women Suffered Untold rovtussO
but who wants to be Spartan? Take
"Femenina" for all female disorders.
Price 50c and &1.0O.-Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

II you can't get Hanford's Balsam OF
Myrrh write: q. c. Hanford Mfg. Co..
Syracuse, N. Y. Two sizes: 60c and
91.00. Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
Its Nature.

The new nurse asked us extortion.
ate wages"
We'll. hers is a hold-up job"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
M orev Saved,

Ever make any money in the stock
market?'
No. At I've saved lot by not play
ing It,"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
An Extremist,

II see that man aged one hun
drcd and two has just died In the poor.
house"
He lived long and died short, ehT
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

The only distinction some men at.
tain is that Of living tn be more than
eighty years old.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
As the IWiu L. Bent.

Hills-What line does your son
take to?
Mills-Contracting. Debts. For
dad to pay!-Judge.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

The most pitiful objects In the world
are girls who act like men and men
Who act like girls.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

To man. marriage finally resolves
itself into struggle to stretch one
overcoat over five winters.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
Their ADVANTAGE.

How is IL that mermaids always
have such curly hair"
Il guess the marcel waves do IT,"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

It's the little troubles that wear
away q mans conceit.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

Happy ia the home where Red Cross
Ball Blue 10 used. Sure to please. All
erocers. Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
Evasion.

PA. what's an eye opener?"
"Why-er-hn alarm clock, my SON."
-Bosten Evening Transcript.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

A mothers idea OF the only safe
place for a boy to go swimming 10 In
n bathtub
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

A term In Office will In most cases
kill the reform bug In a man.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

Many a man has been hopelessly
injured by the accidental discharge Of
duty.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10
What's in a Name 7

'The boundary between Hungary
and Serbia is the Save river"
well, is II going to do it,"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

THIS 10 THE AGE OF YOUTH.
You will look ten years younger II you
darkcn your ugly. grizzly, gray hairs b;
using ia Creole Hair Dressing ADV.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-11-10

duty.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-18
PLAZA

William s. Hart's latest offering to photoplay fans. s'The Darkening TraiI' was witnessed with profound q interest by audiences at the Plaza at yesterdays performances and all ac- claimed it most powerful vehicle for the peerless star.
 When MT. Hart makes his appear ance in a picture the story is for gotten by many, at least for a time, and the expressive acting of the dra- rnatic lovers idol, keeps them fascin- ated throughout.
 In "The Gardening Trail,'' Hart is seen in one of the most advantageous roles of his career, that of Yukon Ed.' Most of the scenes in the pie ture represent the Alaska country and they are so striking1y realistic that travelling people will be surprised. Ii is produced in four parts and boasts of an unusually gripping climax
 The Black and White Revue, a mod ern minstrel offering, except that in stead of the male sex being the only performers, four pretty young women with talent and personality sparkling from their finger tips are put into the cast to give it a little air of originality, although it might have earned that distinction through it's song and dance numbers alone, is enjoying the headline position on the vaudeville program and if the man ner in which yesterdays audiences received the act can be taken as a criterion. their engagement is bound to be most pleasant one.
 The Three Norris Sisters proved g very entertaining attraction. The Sisters are very pretty, possess cuI- tured voices of remarkable range and are very graceful dancers. Their offering was neatly put together and attractive1y dressed.
 Leo Farrell and Company, also won appreciation immediately. He has the best hand balancing and tumbling act that has ever appeared locally and it pleased even those not favor ably inclined toward offerings of this type. Jimmie Reynolds, with his acomicaI line of songs and chatter brought many a, laugh.
 Caught in the Rain.'' one of Charlie Chap1in's original Keystone comedies that gets a. laugh a. second was shown in conjunction with t'Her Filnland Hero.''
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-18
LYRIC

Rehearsa1s for next weeks play at the Lyric theatre are moving along with speed and despatch. and indica- lions are that the play will be one Of the big successes of the season. The management has again proven its trust to Bridgeport theatregoers in choosing it's attraction for next week. It is Kitty Gordon's greaest triumph of her short career on the American stage "A1nna Where Do You Lice in which this talented star appeared in at Weber's theatre New York city for over three hundred nights It is a delightful combination of clever hut nor, charming music and attractive dances and will prove a splendid ve- hicle for the many clever members of the Ca1burn Musical Comedy Com pany. Miss Florence Mackie our role of Alma" Miss Mack1e has sung this role a number of times and a most delightful performance can be locked for. Comedian Kearney will play the role in which Charles Bige- low appeared in while Arthur Burck- 1y, Nell McCune, Billy Lynn, Laura Willard and the balance of the Cal burn artists will be seen to excel lent advantage
 The piece will be staged by Lon Price which means that a gorgeous production, scentca11y and electrical 1y will be the result. MT. Price has recently returned from New York where he purchased the original cos tunes of Alma from Joseph Weber.
 To make the play a most enjoy able one Ross Mobly will lead the or chestra and this assures success.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-18
AInuSeInentS
POLES.

Poliss was crowded to the doors Thursday at all performances when thousands of patrons sat in actual wonderment as the screen unfoIded a wonderfully thrilling picturization of Rex Beach's great drama of Alaska, saThe Spoilers'' z This big photoplay, in nine reels, proved everything that the advance notices had claimed for it and held the almost breathless in terset of the audiences from start to finish.
 As in Rex Beach's story the film tells a. gripping story of red- -blooded men and red-bIooded events in the gold fields of the Yukon valley. The and are truly wonderful from an art istic viewpoint.
 There are all sorts of thrilling scenes in the story, including spec tacuiar barefist finish fight between miners that for all the world looks spectator audib1y remarked. The sinking of a ship at sea and rescues incident thereto; the dynamiting of a gold mine shaft: and the dance hall scenes also attain the height of realism.
 William FarnlIrn and Kathlyn Will Hams head the big cast in the pro- duction. Farnum is a wonderful actor and Miss Williams gives lots of life to the part of the carefree Alaskan ! girl. The supporting cast is wholly adequate.
 In conjunction. there shown sew eraI big vaudeville features, including a beAlififuI spact ac5e called .'The Girl { on the Noon This is a real novelty ] that surpasses any mechanical and ] electrical spectacle vaudeville has known
 Ida Turner, 'tthe girl with the big ! gest voice in captivity has a winning way with her songs, and the Srnittens in an acrobatic. novelty were very good. Couture, Evers and Morton, in a nifty variety sketch, won re- peated encores with their comedy and songs.
 A funny Ham comedy comp1et- ed the entertainment.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-18
EMPIRE

The famous military play, Broth CT Of1cers,'' will head the all feature program to be offered at this theatre to-day and tomorrow in conjunction with the regular program of select and entertaining features.
 This Paramount five part master piece was done in England by all star cast of well known photopIayers.
 The story is based on the great friendship of two officers who serv- ed in the British army. Hinds comes from a poor family, while PleydeH is very we'll off. PIeydelI. in turn for Hinds having saved his life in the ser vice, invites him to his house, and in S1Ene Ehe becomes very much the gen @1eunan. P1eyden is engaged to 9 &zxi whom Hinds also loves, and
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-18
William c. Redfeld, Uncle Sam's Secretary of
 Commerce, 57 Today

One of the original 'rWiIson men, was William Cox Redfield, and, a1- though he had only 8, local reputa- tion at the time President Wilson ap- pointed him a member of his off cial family, with the portfolio of sec- retary of Commerce, he had been very influential in bringing about the nom ination and election of the New Jer- sey statesman. The chief of Uncle Sam's commerce department was years ago, and received his education in the Pittsfie1d, Mass, high school. Later he settled in Brooklyn, and as a manufacturer attained prominence in the comme mercial life of the City of Rubber Plants. He early entered the political arena, and in 1902 held his first public job as Brooklyn commits sioner of public works. Later he was elected to Congress from a Brooklyn district, as a candidate of the Denlo- cratic and independence Leaazre parties, and among the SoIons he soon gained reputation as 8, man of parts, whose words were worth listening to- As a member of Congress MT. Red field was an enthusiastic advocate of a, downward tariff revision, especial 1 1y on foodstuffs and the necessities of life. His speech on the wool tariff was hailed by the Democratic party press as a masterpiece of it's kind. As a manufacturer. he declared that
 
 protection of a high tariff, and he insisted that labor gained nothing from such protection.
 | When MT. Wilson left Princeton to enter politics MT. Redfield was among l the first of his supporters in the Elm pire State, and helped in the launch ing of the Wilson presidential boom He was talked of as a Democratic candidate for the governorshfp of New York, and offered himself as a sacrifice on the vice-presidentiaI altar After MT Wilson's election a number | of the most influential of his party s representatives in Congress urged RedfieId for the position of secretary | of commerce, holding that by experi- ence and ability he was well quail | fled for the job.
 l Before his elevation to place in | the presidents cabinet, MT. Redfteld i travelled extensively in the Far East, i and made a special study of the com merce and industry of Japan and the | Philippines. His sseries of letters dealing with the problems of the Orient were recognized as valuable l contributions.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-18

The College of the City of New York graduated 95 students
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-18

FUNERAL DESIGNS AND
 BOUQUETS JOHN RECK < SON
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-18

when the latter learns that his bene- factor is greatly in debt to a gambler, he ses his chance to replace him. But after a long struggle with himself his better side trfumphs and he threat ems the gambler with exposure of his crooked ways unless his departure is nasty.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-18
Feel Young Again CERTILAX (The Certified
 Laxative).

Beware of the habit of nstipatton Coax the overworked bowel muscles back to normal action with CERTI- LAX, .sthe certain 1axatiVe.' It is the favorite prescription of an eminent New York City specialist, selected bv five hundred physi icians, who have tried out thousands of Iaxat1ves and decided upon CERTILAx as the best They believe in gent1eness, persistent cy, and Natures assistance. CERTI LAX opens the bowels; their action is gentle yet positive, never accom- panied by griping or pain. One at night will give positive relief GER TILAx IS FOR SALE AT ALL DRUG STORES or will be sent direct Ilpon co. IT E. 24th St., NEW YORK PRICE. 1Oc. 25c, soc. One at night makes you right.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-18
CARBoIIC ACID HIS DRINK
 WHEN HE VISITS SALOON

Louis Novaken, aged 28, 5s2 Allan tic street, drank carbo1ic acid in John AFbright's saloon, ASA East Main street last night. He will probably recover at Bridgeport hospital.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-18

With a battery of rapid fire and machine guns and plenty of amrnuni- ton the flagship Colorado of the Pa cific fleet sailed from San Diego for Lobari Bay, Mexico.l
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-18

Radford B. Smiths customers are well repaid for attending the Satur- day sales every week. SeasonabIe goods are sold at special prices and carfare is given to those who carry their packages.