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The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
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With the idea of improving phono-
graphs tone two inventors have pat.
ented horn composed of a metal
globe terminating in q rectangular
wooden bell with slots cut in its
sides.
A new power tractor for farms is
provided with transmission mecha-
nism by which the driving wheels can
be driven in opposite directions, per-
mitting it to be turned in very close
quarters.
This year is the centenary of the
invention of trousers, first worn by 9
London tailor.
Flexible metal rings. almost as
large as the tires they are intended to
accompany, have been patented by q
Rhode Island inventor to prevent au-
tomobile wheels from splashing mud.
Government officials in the Philip
pines have imported seed Of blight
proof coffee from Java in the nope Of
re-establishing an industry that once
was highly profitable.
A gas wall radiator which resembles
one Of the usual hOt-air type has been
designed for heating small rooms.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
Their Photo O. Youth Lean
Their Is, Study tn Carefully


homeward bound with her nose erect
after tn business worries O. tn day.
But we miss tn ole indescribable
somethin' about tn girl in her teens
that used t make us stutter an trem-
bic in her presence. We wonder II
she's gittin' all tn home trainin' that's
comm t. her. T'day tn charm O. girl.
hood is jist as liable t. git rubbed of
under tn soft glow O. tn parlor lamp
er among tn tango dancers at week,
end party as in tn factory er under
tn careful scrutiny O. the pompous
tioorwalker.
What is your daughter readin'?
Vanity Fair" er Deserted on Her
Weddin' Morn" Is she singin Sweet
Genevieve" er "Mingle Your Eyebrows
With Miner" Does she leave anythin'
fer tn imagination when she dresses
up? What is she playin' on tn plan.
ner? In tn Gloamin'" er AT tn
DEVILS Ball?" Does she sigh fer a
Shakespearean revival er is she lookin'
forward t. musical show? Is ther a
photo O. youth leanin' agin tn tai.
cum can on her dresser? If ther is,
study tn necktie an hair cut care.
fully before it's too late.
Father is tn one t. talk t. daughter,
He knows what's goin' on downtown.
Let him fergit his business fer an
hour or so an take tn little girl that
only yesterday set on his knee an
asked t. see his gold tooth out under
tn willow tree near tn pump an tell
her that when an automobile goin
forty miles an hour hits a telephone
pole ther is no appeal-that a gown
O. gray radium silk with green stripes
an trimmin's o. green charmeuse is
as nothin' t. clear conscience, an
that many heavy heart beats behind
a pair O. perfect eyebrows.
protected by the Adams Newspaper
EerviCe.l
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
TODAH'S GIRL
BY KIN HUBBARD.

When tn average mother gifts t
reviewin' tn past she can't help COM
parin' tn pleasures an opportunities
o. t'-day with tn slow goin' common
place diversions O. her uneventful girl
hood. So she sets on tn verandy in
tn evenin' an smiles an quietly con-
graduates her daughter as tn tender
striplin' hops int a mouse colored six
cylinder Juggernaut an spins away in
a cloud O. cigarette smoke with some
irresponsible pompadoured caterpillar.
Let tn poor child enjoy herself while
she kin fer she'll be married soon
enough" That's tn modern mother
instinct croppin' out, but it haint tn
motherly instinct O. tn ole Plymouth
hen that never loses sight O. her
chicks till they are feathered out an
on payin' basis.
TIL mother O. t'day thinks that be-
cause she safely tided DER tn wiles O.
tn 1880 Lothario with his pink gum
drops an yeller-buggy that her daugh.
ter is too smart t be carried away by
a shepherds plaid suit an caviar an
lobster t. music.
Our girls are CROWN up too fast.
We no longer see tn meekness that
used t. lurk under tn long lashes O.
Miss Sixteen. Tn sweetness too, has
vanished. TIL rambo flush that once
enveloped her face at tn slightest slip
o. tn tongue is off tn job. TIL miss O.
t'day is interestin' but not girlish.
But after all ther is much t admire
in tn new girls pluck-her effort t
be self-sustainin' an her aversion t.
dishwater. We love t see her goin'
down town t work, when tn economic
conditions demand it, with spool box
full O angel food. We love t see her
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

toes into a saucepan, cover with
the fish and then add boiling water.
Cook until tender. Fry the bacon in
a pan until crisp and brown; mash
the potatoes and fish after draining.
Now put the hash into the pan with
half of the bacon fat, cook slowly un-
til brown, then turn out on a platter
and garnish with the fried bacon.
Mock Venison.-Lay a saddle Of
mutton, we'll trimmed of the fat, in
a dish with two sliced onions, pepper,
salt, bay leaf, allspice, cloves and a
few crushed juniper barries. These
last are the flavor that gives the meat
a gamy taste. Cover with diluted
cider vinegar and let stand in COW
cred dish for four days. Then lard
and roast slowly with little water in
the PAN
Danish Stuffing for Turkey.-Soak a
dozen and a half prunes over night
and boil them twenty minutes. Drain
from their Juice and stuff the breast
of the turkey with the prunes and
three or four apples pared and quar-
tered. Stuff the rest of the turkey
with bread crumbs, carefully sea-
soned with salt, sweet marjoram, pep
per and finely chopped onion, moist
ened with melted butter and some
thick cream. Put the turkey into a
moderate oven early and baste often.
Make gravy with the giblets chopped
after cooking.
Orange MarmaIade lcing.-Take a
cupful of sugar and quarter of cup
full of orange marmalade, moisten
with boiling water until it is like a
thin paste. Boil until it makes a soft
ball when dropped in cold water. Beat
until creamy, then spread on the cake.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
Decidedly UnuaIIant.

Robert Lowe, the great English com
moner, was exceedingly sarcastic and
frequently ungallant. Upon the occa
sion of a well-known wedding he be-
gan to descant on the absurdities in
the marriage service.
When l married." he said, "all the
worldly goods with which l endowed
my wife might have been carried in
a bundle over my shoulder"
"Ah! but Robert" interpOsed Mrs.
Lowe, there was your great intel
lect."
We'll, certainly did not endow you
with that, DEAR" was the rejoinder,
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02


The close connection which exists
between the heart and the kidneys is
well known nowadays. AS soon as
kidneys are diseased, arterial tension
is increased and the heart functions
are attacked. When the kidneys no
longer pour forth waste. uremic poi
soning occurs, and the person dies and
the cause is often given as heart dis
ease, or disease OF brain or lungs.
II iS q good insurance against such .
risk to send 10 cents for q large trial
package Of "Anuric"-the latest dis
coVery OF Dr.. Pierce. Also send a
sample Of your water. This will be
examined without charge by expert
chemists at DR.. Pierce's InYalids' Ho-
tel. Buffalo, N. Y. When you suffer
from backache, frequent or scanty
urine, rheumatic pains here or there,
or that constant tired, Worn-out feel
ing, it's time to write DR.. Pierce, de-
scribe your symptoms and get his
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
War Hath No Fears,

IF you don't stop this business of
getting arrested" remarked his honor
to trampish southern ne'er-do-well
who was in the habit of appearing be-
fore the court at least once a week,
well have to see if we can't send you
over to Europe. They make men hus-
tie in that section just now."
"Jedge," replied the trampish per.
son, yawning and rubbing his hand
over a stubby chin, "ef you had ct
SOM Of tn pies that has been handed
out t me since my bein' on tn road
you wouldn't let leetle thing like a
Dustin shell worry ya."-Case and
Comment.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

A certain four-year-old, who has re-
Gently come into possession of a small
pocket fashlight, and whose little
mind has since been largely taken
up with it's construction and equip
ment, was overheard discussing family
matters with little sister, few years
older.
Il don't know what's the matter with
papa" said sister. "He frowns so
much and never laughs any more"
well, sister," was the reply, may
be his laugh battery is broken"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
DON'T MIND PIMPLES
cutieura Soap and Ointment Will Ban
iSh Them. Trial Free.

These fragrant supercreamy emol-
lients do so much to cleanse, purify
and beautify the skin, scalp, hair and
hands that you cannot afford to be
without them. Besides they meet
every want in toilet preparations and
are most economical.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
FOR PLEURISY, BRONCHITIS
AND SORE THROAT

Readers are advised not to dose the
stomach. The best way to quickly
overcome soreness in the throat or
chest is to rub on true Mustarine,
which all druggists keep in the original
yellow box for about rs cents.
1t is quicker and more efficient than
any liniment. Rub it on at night and
blessed relief comes by morning
True Mustarine is made by Begy Med
icine Co., Rochester, N. Y. 1t stops
Rheumatic pains like magic.-Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
Economy.

"I'm through with the 'penny-wise
pound-foolish policy" said the young
wife on her return from the grocery
That's fine" replied her husband.
"You are just the dearest little econ.
omist in the world. By the way, how
do you go about it?"
Il never buy less than two pounds
of anything. See, I've Just bought two
pounds of nutmegs."
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
Both Late,

1t was quarter past eight, and the
commuters were waiting for the train,
when the station agent appeared and
informed them that the 8:16 was an
hour late.
Great Scott" exclaimed the Oldest
commuter of them all. What are we
going to do?"
You might take the seven-four," /"
suggested the agent. 1T ought to be
along in about ten minutes now"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
SUDDEN DEATH


- - N1- A@A11~AN
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solutely free. This "Anuric" of Or.
Pierce's is 81 times more active than
lithia, for II dissolVes uric acid in the
system, as hot water does sugar.
Simply ask for DR.. Pierce's Anurio
Tablets. There can be no imitation.
Every package Of "Anuric" is sure to
be DR.. Pierces. You will find the sig
nature on the package Just as you do
on DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription,
the eVer-famous friend to ailing'
women.
Worry is . frequent cause and
sometimes q symptom of kidney dis
ease. Thousands have testified to i'm
mediate relief from these symptoms
after using DR.. Pierce's Anuric Tablets
for the kidneys and backache.
DR.. Pierce'B FaVorite Prescription
makes weak women strong, sick
women well. No alcohol. Sold in
tablets or liquid.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

A lady in Idaho recently sent an
editor a poem bearing the title: "Win
You Miss Me, Darling" The editor
returned it to the authoress with the
following words written under the Il.
tie: If he does, he should never be
trusted with firearms again. ."-sutber
lin (Ore.l Sun.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
SShoKI1OI[NR
d@tABHNE1$V

Say, how do you hoe your row, young
chap?
Say. how do you hoe your rowF
Do you hoe II fair,
Do you hoe II square.
Do you hoe II the best you know?
Do you cut the weeds as you ought
to do,
And leave what's worth while there7
The harvest you'll garner depends on
you:
? Are you working on the square1
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
Go to School On ski.

Sixteen children in western Mon.
tana go to school on skis from Oc.
tober to June. The snow Is some
times so deep that the telegraph wires
are right beside the children. willows
stuck in the snow mark the trail to
and from the school.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
Not MercenarX.

"Mr. Simpkins," said the boss Sc
verely, as the new bookkeeper came in
at half past nine, "are you not aware
that our Office hours are from nine to
six?"
Yes. sir" replied Simpkins; but
you see, this is pay day, and | didn't
want to appear too eager"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
Goat eettIes With Buffalo.

A shaggy-haired goat overestimated
his fighting ability at Washington park
zoo at Portland. Ore, when he van
dered into the buffalo paddocks and
gave battle to one OF the big male
buffaloes. Tho consequence was that
the goats battered remains were TAX.
en- to the CITY incinerator for crema.
tion. The goat got into the buHaIo
pen. The leader Of the herd took
exception to the invasion and charged
The goat. instead of running. turned
about and, putting down his head, met
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

F5E1GkEH called the turkey or the
tSG5S seas.
A few new ways of
serving this fish may be acceptable.
Combined with cooked rice, we'll sea-
soned, and made into fiat cakes, then
Drowned in fat it is most dainty dish
to serve at any meal
A small portion of the fish left from
a previous meal may be combined
with chopped cabbage, a little green
pepper and mayonnaise dressing for
a salad.
Served right from the can, hot or
cold, with lemon quarters as garnish
and zest, the fish is simply served
and liked by every fish lover.
Fish OmeIet.-Beat four eggs until
light, separating the whites and yolks;
add four tablespoonfuls of cold water
and cupful of fish, faxed, until light,
with fork. Turn into a hot omelet
pan which has been buttered with a
tablespoonful of butter, and lift the
edges while cooking, so that the cen
ter will be well cooked. Season with
salt and pepper and roll out the omelet
on to hot platter. Serve at once.
'Tunny on Toast.-Take rich cream
sauce, using two tablespoonfuls each
of butter and flour and when well
mixed add pint of rich milk; cook
until smooth, then add a can of the
faxed fish, stir and cook until hot,
then pour on slices of nicely Drowned
toast which have been softened in hot
milk.
Tunny may be served in a steamed
loaf as one does salmon, combined
with mashed potatoes, baked or fried;
made into soup, chowder, salad. frit-
ters, outlets, in fact, any number Of
dishes which will occur to the cook.
Lemon Sauce.-Into a double boiler
strain the juice of lemon, then add
four tablespoonfuls of butter, a dash
of salt and dash of pepper. When
the butter and lemon juice are hot add
the beaten yolks of two eggs; mix
well and serve at once.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
Number Of contInsnAs

Some of the older aliases and ge-
ographies count North and South
America as two continents. Most of
the modern ones give them as one
continent. Australasia is generally
given as the fifth continent, to In
clude the many islands.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

England dishes.
Fish Hash With 5a-
con.-Take one-halt pint
of raw salt fish, five
medium-sized potatoes.
one-quarter of a pound
of bacon and a quarter
of a teaspoonful of pep
per. Shred the fish and
pack solidly in a cup.
Put the peeled pota-
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
Nu4 hlAf ~.eQ

The vermiform appendix of oxen
slaughtered in the municipal abbatoir
at Prague are manufactured into gold
beaters' skin, which is extensively en-
ployed in aeroplane manufacture.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
PhysIeaI Limitation

Uncle Jack asked little Celie II she
didn't want him to play with her
"Oh, no." she said, we're playins
Indian, and you're no use. cause you're
scalped already. Chicago Tribune
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

made with chestnuts.
Chestnut Stuffing.-
Blanch a pound of chest
nuts and boil until ten
der, then put through a
meat chopper, then a
ricer or If soft, a ricer
will be sufficient. Add a
cupful of bread crumbs,
one-half cupful of short
pOiOO ono upd hale
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

number that the follow
ing table will be a help
full one to paste in your
cook book:
The nature of the en-
tertainment and time
for serving will greatly
modify the amounts to
ha ,a,..,sI uTl,a ,.,n,
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
Consistent.

Higgins is always preaching pre-
paredness."
YES" and he practices what he
breaches, too. He always manages to
be out when bill collectors call"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
To Fortify the System
Against Winter Cold

Many users of GROVES TASTELEss chill
TONIC make it a practice to take a number of
bottles In the fall to strengthen and fortify the
system against the cold weather during the
winter. Everyone knows the tonic effect of
tains in tasteless and acceptable form. It
Purihes and enriches the blood and builds up
the whole system. Soc.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes
make us look older than we are. Keep your
Eyes young and you will look young. After
the Movies always Murine Your Eyes
Don't tell your age.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

A girl not only buys lot Of clothes
Just before she gets married, but she
also has her teeth fixed at pas ex.
ponse.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

the enemy. The two animals clsshed
with thud and the goat was knocked
about twenty feet, with nearly every
bone in his body broken.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

Most particular women use Red Cross
Ball Blue. American made. Sure to please.
At all good grocers. Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

It's easy for a young man to paddle
his own canoe-if his father will pro-
vide the canoe and paddle.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

To keep clean and healthy take DR..
Pisrces Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver, bowels and Stomach.-Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
MORE ABOUT TUNNY FISH.

For fear there may be yet a few
who do not know this delightfully."- flaw
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
Penurious.

''Is he tight?"
flight? Why, he couldn't even
spend vacation"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

No Family Doctor Could Confidence
His Patients Unless He Had All tn His Face
tNatlon Except His Nose Forehead.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

The hen probably is entitled to
cackle, but what is the excuse for the
growing rooster?
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
good THINGS FOR THE TABLE.

This is the chestnut season, and
there are many good things to be
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
sEAsoNAsLE DISHES.

This homely dish will appeal 20 the
taste of those who like the ole New
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02
QUANTITIES FOR SERVING.

There are 80 many inquiries rs to
amounts Of food needed to serve q
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-12-02

ored fish which comes to
us from the Pacific, we
will repeat. 1t is a white
fish, not too rich, but
with a flavor much like
turkey and has been
called the turkey of the
seas.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-04-05

Helen felt Warren nudge her under
the table. She looked at his anxiously
fearing he would flaunt his soothing
skepticism. but his eyes were fixed de-
eorously onh Is outstretched hands.
Another long walt in which their
breathing was the only sound. Then
hardly believe what sno sawthe table
forth
You ask something Miss Perry
turned to Helen. ''Ssk anything YOU
wish. but put your question 50 IL can be
ANSWERED by yes or no"
Helen.
An right. ! will" volunteered Miss
baie. Then slowly. as she gazed into
space. VIII have a chance to go to
California this summer"
tense silence. and the table again
began To rock. Laura whisperingly ex-
planned to Helen that a number OF
d n9e , or raps meant yes" while only
you see. I'm gofngr' exuIted Miss
'ale. Walt I'll ask another. VIII /
go with the company I'm with now
No. as the table gave one rap. with
some other Company The table rock
ed violently.
"Yes-yes We understand. Gladys "a
going West with another company. Not
20 violent. please soOthed Miss Perry
20 the turbulent table.
That's my guide: she's 50 strong b
whispered Miss Dale. IN answer 20
Helen's wondering look. Sometimes
We can hardly hold the table. We all
have our own guides. Can ] tell Mr..
yes as h rocked its consent. Then
proudly. Sarah Siddons-'
Helen connected the name vaguely
with some great actress. but. fearing 70
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-04-05

Invitations have been issued by the
carroll club for the Easter ball that will
Re held "Wednesday evening. April 4
rms Is always one OF the most elabor-
ate social events Of the year and plans
are being laid To make this grand
event Music will be furnished bv
Meister's orchestra and fne selection
or dance music will be presented. Dane
Ing IN the ballroom from sac TO II
O'Clock. Cards In the pariors from $50
20 1870 clock and bowling from 40
70 ~. Luncheon will be served in the
dining room at 1920.
The following committees viii be in
charge or the AFFAIR Mrs. John q Ed
munds and Miss Emma Zoeckler assist
ed BY Messrs. and Mesdames =. 4 HIuln.
VI. j. Ford, Frank Ritster. James Gilt
gan, J. W. Kemple.. J. :. Brennan Harry
Donahue, John Coleman. W. p Lear.
BERNARD Ward. Vincent Owens. 3. {.
McGough. NJ. Farley. A J. Mayer
Misses Anna Kane. Rose Zoeckl.r i.ef-
tina Schuler. Eveline Blum. Elizab.tb
kuglen. Ester He'll. Winnie McI.augn::n.
carrie Erb; Margaret Doyle. Messrs.
Thomas HOWE. .jr. G enpy s SunIi,nE
Geo. Gundling. Joseph Giesey. Bernard
Alexander. ". J. McFadden. John 4 Ed-
munds. Gus weitzel. NJ J. CuiIlnan.
Inn,33mas Cooper. Geo. McFadden. ThoIna :
killeen.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-04-05

Distinctly chic h. the coat OF TINS
model. with it, plated skirt portion.
and Jaunty collar The skirt too
shows new lines n has plated eH-
tensions a. the seams and back. ana
yoke sections over hips Serge In q
dark Burgundy shade with braid trim
ming and JET buttons would be nice
for this model Green broad cIotn
with satin fscinss Ia also good. me
Coat Pattern 1877 Il cut IN r sizes
rs. as 80. ~ and ~ inches bust
measure for Ladies. and for Misses
in 2 Sizes. Il. rs and rs years. me
skirt IL out IN the same siSes tor
Misses. and 3 sizes 70. 20. -. 40 ana
80 inches waist measure. for ladies.
u requires a. yards % ~ inch ma
terial FOR the coat. and "a. yards TOT
The skirt IN medium size for Ladies.
and a. Yards % - inch materiai TOR
the coat. and yards for the sfirt.
Tor q 10 year sire
This Illustration calls for Two
separate patterns which viii Be- mailed
70 any address on receipt Of iOc FOh
EACH pattern IN silver or stamps.
Address Pattern Department Inc IN
teligencer 1907 Main street