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FOR SALE-Have a few Holstein
calves for sale.--P. Frost, Spauldin&
Farm Co.
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RASMUS HAGE, Attorney-at-Law;
office with Julius J. Olson, Warren.
MINI.
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JULIUS J. OLSON, Attorneyat-Law.
Successor to A. Grindeland). Office
II the Taralseth Block, Warren.
Mimi.
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WANTED AT WARREN Respon-
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Maxwell automobiles. Address F. J..
Shrek, Distributor, Argyle, MINI.
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A. N. ECKSTROM, Attorneyat-Law;
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DIR. EDWARD J. BREN Dentist.
First National Bank Building, War
rem, MINI.
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J. R. NAESETH, Lawyer; Office next
door to City Hall, Warren, MINI.
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F. C. BAKKE, D. D. S., Skandinavisk
Tandlaege; office in the Taralseth
Building, Warren, MINI.
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G. S. WATTAM, M. D., Physician and
Surgeon; Office, End floor First Ma
tional Bank Building, Warren, MINI.
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PROFESSIONAL. CARDS

DRS. BRATRUD & ANDERSON, ply
sicians and Surgeons; Office in New
State Bank Building, Warren, Mimi,
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25

l agree with you." he answered.
Then why move at all. since moving
is living? Without moving and being
part OF the yeast there would be no
nopelessness. But-and here II is
we want to live and move. though we
nave no reason to. because 1t happens
that 1t is the nature of life to live and
move, to want to live and move. II 1t
were not for this, life would be dead
II is because of this life that is in you
that you dream of your immortality.
The life that is in you is alive and
wants to go on being alive forever.
Bah! An eternity of piggishness!"
He abruptly turned on his heel and
started forward. He stopped at the
break Of the poop and called me to
him.
BY the way. how much was 1t that
Cooky got away with?" he asked.
One hundred and eighty-five dol,
lars. sir" ! answered
He nodded his head. A moment
later. as started down the companion
stairs to lay the table for dinner.
heard him loudly cursing some men
amidships.
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HADN'T THE HEART TO SiOr
wou.n,s Naive Explanation as 10 '"'
Reason for the Very muen o"
Sided Gabfest.

woman from the pineiand oei.'
who had seen a railroad only onco o
and who had ridden into Atlanta :
DECATUR street on her husbands ~as
on, was arrested for talking oaoA "
an officer Of the law. h.,,
"She iabbered steadily for ha',
hour when l told her she must nv nv
stand so long squarely in the miuoie
of the street." explained the omcer
who made the arrest. 81 couldn't even
get a word in edgewise. 1t was tne
most awful CAB l ever heard.
Turning to the prisoner, the 1uds
said:
"what have you to say for yourseif
madam"
Couldn't help it, jedge." Responded
the offender; tried fo' ter shet up
but tn officer looked so much ike my
husban' jes' couldn't find tn heart
T. stop."-Case and Comment.
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Appropriately Named.

u tripped over something In the
darkness and nearly broke my leg!'
carped the Kansas City drummer who
was marooned in Petunia overnight
and had ventured out to a picture
show. Why in torment do you peo
pie brag of your White Way when
there isn't a street light going in
town."
Because II 10 tollable white when
they are going" replied the landlord
of the tavern. When they amt. which
am compelled to say is every now
and again. you turn white yourself for
fear you'll break your neck every step
you take. e."-Kansas City Star.
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question. and il seemed that the deeps
were opening to me and that ! was
gazing into his soul. But II was an
illusion. Far as 1t might have seemed.
no man has ever seen very far ihlo
Wolf Larsen's soul, or seen 1t at all
of this | am convinced. II was very
lonely soul, was to learn, that never
unmasked. though at rare moments II
played at doing so.
Il read immortality in your eyes,
/ answered, dropping the "sir"-an ex-
pertinent, for | thought the intimacy
Of the conversation warranted 1t.
He took no notice.
Then to what end?" he demanded.
IF am immortal-why?"
faltered. How could explain my
idealism to this man? How could
put into speech a something felt, a
something like the strains OF music
heard in sleep, something that con-
vinced yet transcribed utterance!
What do you believe, then?" l
countered.
Il believe that life is a mess. ne
answered promptly. 1T is like yeast.
a ferment, a thing that moves and
may move for minute, an hour. a
year. or a hundred years. but that In
the end will cease to move. The big
eat the little that they may continue
to move, the strong eat the weak that
they may retain their strength. The
lucky eat the most and move the
longest, that is all. What do you make
Of those things?"
He swept his arm In an impatient
gesture toward a number of the sail
ors who were working on some kind
of rope stuff amidships.
They move; so does the jellyfish
move. They move in order to eat in
order that they may keep moving.
There you have it. They live for
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
REFLECTED FRJM THE LAND
Mirage Frequently Seen by Travellers
Through the Red River Valley
Of Minnesota.

That phenomenon known as the mi
rage has always been of interest to
travellers. Sometimes even people on
the train can get glimpse of such
an illusion. In the Red River valley
of Minnesota are occasionally to be
seen some of its effects. In a guide
book issued by the United States
Geological survey Warren Upham
says: The mirage. typical Of plains
country or the ocean. may be seen in
the Red River valley almost any sun
shiny day in spring. summer or ap
rumn. This queer phenomenon makes
the high land at the sides of the valley
and the tops Of the distant trees and
houses appear to be raised little
above the horizon. with narrow strip
of sky between. The more complex
and astonishing effect OF mirage may
be seen from the highland on either
side of the lake-bed floor. There. in
looking across the valley from one and
one-half to two hours after sunrise On
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
KORBLY'S new JOB

Charles Alexander Korbly OF In
dianapolis served his country and his
party-the Democratic party-faithful-
ly as a member of the house of repre-
sentatives in the Sixty-first, Sixty-sec-
ond and Sixty-third congresses. Then
he was defeated last fall for re-elec-
tion by a Republican. But his good
services and his ability were not for
gotten by the party leaders still in
office and Mr.. Korbly was selected for
the position of legal adviser to the
comptroller of the currency. In the
last congress he was a member of the
committee on banking and currency.
and he Is considered especially well
fitted for his present position. The
salary of the legal adviser is fixed by
the comptroller, usually at $1,000 a
year. and is paid by the national
banks.
Mr.. Korbly was born in Madison,
Ind, in 1871, and for several years
was a reporter and editor of the Madi-
son Herald. Then he went to Indian
office. He married Miss Isabel Palm
four children.
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
FATHER TIME NEVER BLUFFeD
sooner or Later the Old Gentleman
Gets Even With Those Who
Practice Deception.

Once upon q time there was . lady
who wished to have her real age kept
secret In order to get away with It
she Instructed her son. In case anyone
asked how old he was. to knock OF,
about SO per cent.
She told people the boy was large
for his age and explained the gruff
tones of his voice by saying that his
tonsils needed attention.
One day the rector Of the church
called. and while waiting In the draw
ing room for the lady to put the finish
ing touches to her makeup be talked
with the boy. who was pretending to
read Little Lord Fauntleroy" for the
seventeenth time. The boy volunteered
he Information that tomorrow would,
~ ~ birthday.
-Ah.- said the rector. "and how old
Uu you ~ thsnr
~ ysars "a : replied the boy. ~
= oorl' ~ ~ seetor. 4 dare
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"They Live for Their 5elly's Sake"
their belly's sake. and the belly is for
their sake. It's a circle; you get no.
where. Neither do they. In the end
they come to standstill. They move
no more. They are dead"
They have dreams" interrupted.
radiant. flashing dreams"
"Of grub" he concluded senten-
tiously.
And of more"
Grub. OF a larger appetite and
more luck in satisfying it" His voice
sounded harsh. There was no levity
In 1t. you and I are Just like them.
There is no difference, except that we
have eaten more and better. | am
eating them now. and you. too. But
in the past you have eaten more than
have. You wear the warm clothes.
They made the clothes. but they shiver
in rags and ask you, the lawyer, or
the business agent who handles your
money. for job"
But that is beside the matter" /
cried.
mot at ALL" He was speaking rap
idly, now, and his eyes were flashing.
1T is piggishness. and 1t is life. OF
what use or sense is an immortality
Of piggishness? What is the end
What is 1t all about? To be piggish
as you and have been all our lives
does not seem to be Just the thing for
immortals to be doing. Again. what's
II all about? Why have kept you
here?-"
Because you are stronger" man
aged to blurt out
But why stronger" he went on at
once with his perpetual queries. BE.
cause am a bigger bit of the ferment
than you? Don't you see? Don't you
see?"
But the hopelessness OF IT," I pro
tested.
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25

a hot morning following a cool night.
the groves and houses. villages and
grain elevators loom up to two or
three times their true height and
places ordinarily hidden by the curva-
ture of the earth are brought into
view. Oftentimes. too. these objects
are seen double. being repeated in an
inverted image close above their real
position and separated from it by q
foglike belt. In its most perfect de-
velopment the mirage shows the up
per and topsy-turvy portion of tho
view quite as distinctly as the lower
and true portion. These appearances
are due to refraction and reflection
from layers of air of different densi
ty such as are often formed above q
wide expanse of level country In
warm weather"
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
TN 1llHlE ILZNZ[LZLl(6il[1z'
new ARCHBISHOP OF CHICAGO

Rt. Rev. Mgr George w. Muhoe,
lein, S. T. D., the newly appointeo
archbishop of the diocese OF Chlca'
go, is only forty-three years old. ne
is deeply learned in ecclesiastic lore
and lay wisdom, linguist, and one OF
the literary lights of the Cathoiic
world. He was born in Brooklyn III
1872 and comes of an old American
family. his maternal grandfather nav
ing fallen as a Union soldier In the
Civil war.
Bishop Mundelein finished his pre-
liminary education in Manhattan
college, New York, in 1889. He began
his theological course at the Propa-
ganda Eide in Rome the following
year, and was ordained in 1895. he
returned to his native city and imme-
diately was appointed assistant Sec
retary to Bishop Charles E. McDon-
nell, a post he held until appointed as
chancellor of the diocese OF Long
Island. Pope Plus in 1906 designated
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
AItouether Too Careless.

The editor in charge OF the person
al inqSsry column opened his seven
tieth letter with groan.
81 have lost three husbands" lady
reader had written. confidently, AND
now have the offer of fourth. Shall
I accept him."
The editor dipped his pen in the
ink. This was the last straw.
IF you've lost three husbands, ne
wrote, 'T should say you are much
too careless to be trusted with a
fourth"
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
SYNOPSIS.

Humphrey Van Weyden. critic and dilet-
tante. is thrown into the water by the
sinking of ferryboat in a fog In San
Francisco bay. and becomes unconscious
before help reaches him. On coming to
his senses he finds himself aboard the
sealing schooner Ghost. Captain Wolf
Larsen. bound to Japan waters. witnesses
the death of the first mate and hears the
captain curse the dead man for presuming
10 die at the beginning of the voyage. The
captain refuses to put Humphrey ashore
and makes him cabin boy for the good
of his soul" Humphrey sees the body OF
the mate dumped into the sea. He begins
TO learn potato peeling and dish washing
under the cockney cook. Mugridge. is
caught by q heavy sea shipped over the
quarter as he Is carrying tea aft and his
knee Is seriously hurt. but no one pays
any attention TO his injury.
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25

say you haven't any idea what your
mother is going to give you for .
birthday gift"
"Oh. yes. l have" was the unex-
pected answer. She promised to give
me a safety razor"
When the rector sushed into the nall
to see what had caused the loud crash
he had heard he found the boys moth
er lying on the floor in dead faint
Moral: Old Father Time calls all
bluffs.
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
In the Same Class.

TH ITC OdFHc VIdSSs
,Rapp-Have good time while away
on your vacation?
Sapp-You bet! Why. spent three
months salary In ten days.
Rapp-Huh! That reminds me Of
the hungry kids who found ten-dol-
lar bill and invested 1t all in ginger
cakes
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
HUDSON MAXIM'S HEALTH

Hudson Maxim's remarkably en-
ergetic and productive life is due very
f.:gely to his health, in the opinion of
Eugene Christian. Mr.. Christian de-
scribes Maxim as having been sick
Only once in his life, and this was due
to al indiscretion in eating. The in
ventor's health is said to be due first
to parental conditions. His father,
Isaac Maxim, was a big, robust. hardy
Huguenot. His mother used common
sense instead Of drugs for all family
ills and he was early trained never to
touch tobacco and liquor.
During his rearing the family table
was supplied with substantial, pure
food, prepared in an appetizing but
homely manner. The table was divest-
ed of condiments, fancy desserts,
sweets and confections, which are the
things that contribute tremendously
to the anemic condition of the PAM
pered child.
Endowed by nature with q won
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
TO REBUILD 1918 TRADING POST.

anthropoogy the public museum Is
the trading erected by Solomon
1sls Milwaukee Journal states
make it, will be placed
ON the museum.
veed in the history
woodcuts trading post though
the trading had disappeared will be
helpful
a Milwaukee Solomon Juneaus home
S log dwelling
side of Milwaukee the present
Water made OF amaak
Second ward
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
The Geese and the cranea

The Geese and the Cranes fed N
the same meadow. A birdcatcher came
to ensnare them In his nets. The
Cranes being light of wing. rev away
at his approach: while the Geese. Do
ing slower or tight and heavier in
/ their bodies. were captured.-srom
Aesops Fables.
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
Times CHANCES.

what has become of the candidate
who used to have his photo taken be-
side load of hay?"
HE may be little out OF date.
However, no candidate has yet mus
tered up the nerve to have his photo
taken beside stock tickef."-Louis-
Vile Courier-Journal.
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
Eclipsed.

DO you believe in the Darwinian
theory"
"Oh, yes," replied Miss Cayenne:
but there are so many more ipterest-
ing and eccentric theories being .ad-
vanced just now i had almost forgot
ten about It,"
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
Bound to Succeed

III try to make you good husband
my dear"
And have no doubt that you will
succeed. Mother and win abet your.
efforts In that direction vigorously =
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25


brain and body Clean Compmned
md
with which
and table?'
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25

right reverend ana
monsgno In 1907 member of the Ancient
The academy purely body Of the church At its meet
the members veil their
1909 bishop conferred upon
auxiliary bishop OF
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To Drive Out Malaria
And Build LIN The System

Take the Old Standard GROVE S
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking. as the formula is
printed on every label. showing il Is
Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The
Quinine drives out malaria. the Iron
builds up the system 50 cents
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
CAPTAIN B0Y-ED, TURK

Since Capt. Karl Boyd, naval
attache of the German embassy at
Washington until President Wilson
demanded his recall for improper ac-
tivities, became prominent in the pub
lie prints, many persons have COM
mented on his peculiarly un-Teutonic
name. The fact Is he is of Turkish
descent, for his father was Karl Boy
Ed, a Turkish Wholesale merchant
who lived in Germany. His mother,
however, is a German and the most
popular woman novelist Of that coun-
try.
Captain Boyd is not only a naval
officer and a diplomat, but also Ia
dies man, an athlete, club man and
q litterateur. The clubs and drawing
rooms of Washington and other east
ern cities saw much of him before the
war broke out, and he was looked on
as a quiet and affable society man.
But as soon as hostilities began he es-
tablished himself in New York and
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25

aggressive work for his country
German
possible national and especially the
observations
He made visits
Annapolis
stations
Europe he completed tour of nves
who know him intimately
informed about the United States
points and
and all the other
Notifications
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25

When the average man gets Justice
in the courts he is usually too old To
enjoy it.
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
RED CROSS BALL BLUE

Insures snowy white bea dtiful clothes
on washday. Buy Red Cross Blue.
not just cheap liquid blue which makes
your clothes greenish yellow. Red Cross
Ball Blue large packages cost only s
cents. All good grocers sell it.-Adv
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25

To keep clean and healthy take N
plerce,s Pleasant Pellets. They reeulat:
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25

Or. 9. =. Jaekson,c Celebrated Physician.
handed down to posterity his famous
prescription for female troubles. Nov
sold under the name of "Femenina !.
Price soc and $1.00.-Adv.
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25

For any cut use Hanford's pal.
sam. Adv.
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sam. Adv.
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25

Marriage isn't spalled m-i.r....
but that Is often what It IN.
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Its StvIe.

Its Style.
WAS the musical program n not.
pourri. Mrs. Comeup?"
mo. indeed. 1t was nothing 40
reshershey. 1t was just a sort of mix
ture."
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
IMMEDIATE ATTENTION

IMMEDIATE ATTENTION
should be given to sprains, swellingS.
bruises, rheumatism and neuralgia
Keep Mansfields Magic Arnica Lini-
ment handy on the shelf. Three sizes
Csc, SOC and $1.00.-Adv.
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25

important TO Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that II
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25

Indianapolis
Isabel Palmer family
children.
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25

opposites Meeting.
How did he come to griefy"
He was a Joy rider."-Baltimore
American.
The Madison journal., 1915-12-25
Piles Cured In 6 70 ~ D.v,

DruReists refund money 4 PAzo OINTMENT
iail, 70 cure Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protrud
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-03
BIG GAME COMING
When West Virginia and Wesleyan
Meet at Buekhannon. Friday -
Many Preparations Being Made.

Special Dispatch TO the Intelligenccr
BUCKHANNON. June 2.-The sec
ond game of the Wesleyan-West Vir-
ginia baseball series being scheduled
for the local college field on the COM
ing Friday. June 4th. most elaborate
preparations are being made for Il. A
paper is being circulated among the
business people OF the town agreeing
TO close their places OF business dur
Ing the hours Cor the game and so
far no one has refused to sign, and
IL is thought that by tomorrow every
wholesale and reatil store. every
bank. restaurant. meat market, and
shop Of every kind will have agreed
to close
This sithe first time in the history
OF Buckhannon that such thing mas
happened and shows that local people
have confidence In the ability OF the
wesleyan team To give West Virginia
strong same. West Virginia won
the first game If the series at Nor
gantoWn. Monday by the score OF 90.
but the fact that only one OF the
runs was earned il a good indication
OF the sort Of game Wesleyan Is capa-
Die OF playing. The third and last
game OF the series will be PLAYED at
Fairmont on the 5th. Saturday. and
this game, should Wesleyan win here
Friday. will be a highly important
one.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-03

Que TO the heavy rains OF yesterday
quite number Of small slips came
uoNh IN the narrows. below this city.
Out none were large enough TO inter
Iere with traffic TO any extent A
iofce or traction company employes
we're Kept at work all day yesterday
until late last evening. clearing away
me mud and stones that slid of the
hill.
The members OF the Sunday schools
OF the Catholic churches of this civ
BenWood and South Wheeling mic.
nicked at Wheeling park YESTERDAY
Three special cars out OF this CITY car.
ried the picnickers 10 the park
Miss AIDA Hood and Mr. Walter
Kicks returned 10 their home at Fair.
mont, yesterday, after a several DAYS
visit TO Mr.. and Mrs. Ward Goodwin
on Marshall street.
McMechen lodge. Knights OF the
Golden Eagle held business meeting
last evening in their quarters in the
McMechen building
Frank McCluskey. of this city. will
receive the degree OF Bachelor OF Sci.
ence In agriculture. al the state uni
versity commencement exercises 10 be
held June 10.
Mr.. and Mrs. Abraham Dolin. of
Shadyside. are spending a couple of
days here visiting with friends.
Men were at work yesterday Install
ing the new pipe organ In the NJ. l..
church here.
The Ladies' Aid society Of the Chris.
tan church will hold an all-day meet
Ing today in the basement OF the
church. Needle work with luncheon
at noon comprise the day.
Mrs. Arthur Lazenby. who recently
underwent serious operation al the
Ohio Valley General hospital at Wheel
ngi is reported to be improving rap
idly.
Miss Ethel Waiverly. OF New Hazen.
Conn. Il spending some time here Wis
ting with relatives.
The heavy rains OF yesterday caused
the streets Of the city TO be flooded to
some extent.