Evening star., 1915-11-25

Da foota ball gam 1t was invent
by Giuseppe Danielli. He was greata
greata grand fadder of Giuseppe Dani-
elli, Secretary for Navy of Unita State.
He was sailor on flag ship of Chreesto-
TO Colum. Wen Chreesfo Colum leava
ia ship to deescover Unita State he
feela vera stiff in da leg. He say,
Boys. we gotta have playnta good eN-
ercise; we gotta shaka da leg. l feeia
vera stiffa." Den Giuseppe Danielil
pick up wan nice-a cocoanutta from
Palm Beecha. He say, "Crees. tai you
wat, sposa we play kicka da cocoanut-
ta gam: it is vera good gam for
warma da colda feet" From deesa
time idea in foota ball gam is to kicka
da cocoanutta da bean.
Deesa countra is stronga for tree-a
four deeffant kinda ball-basa ball, foota
ball, golfa ball, high ball. In foota ball
gam da playa pusha da ball weeth da
hand-da foot Da foota ball playa have
reserve clause in his contract pape justa
lika da basa ball playa Deesa mean II
he no can kicka da ball he is permitted
to kicka da cocoanutta-da bean. In foota
ball gam da playa kicka da ball; in basa
ball gam da playa kicka da ump. Da
foota ball is justa so beeg like Italian
chesanutta. 1t is made of skinna da
brown pig on outside; inside is inner tube
justa lika we have in Forda car.
Evra 'Mericana boy have ambish to go
to college SO he can play foota ball gam.
Da boys who maka da besta kick weeth
da college profess are picka by head
coacha for foota ball teana. Evra year
wan million people go to foota ball gam
Da people in granda stan seat eat da
chesanutta da people in de bleech eat
da pea nutta.
Before da gam begin, da head coacha
TAXA da foota ball to da college profess.
Den da profess blow in leetla key hole in
da ball. Puffa !! Quick lika da wink it
| is fila weeth playnta good hot air. Deesa
maka da ball good for coupla hundred
| bounce in wan gam. In foota ball gam
we have wat you Gala da goala-
| Wan goala is for wan. teama. Othra
goala is for othra teama if dey have
ambish to use-a da same. Da gam
| is to kicka da ball twaIve inch over da
goala sticka. If da ball hit deesa goala
sticka, da rough-a-neck blow his 1eetla
whistle an he maka da playa tax wan
| more kicka. Wen da boys snatcha da
| ball am run around da goala sticka
weeth quicka da feet it is Gala toucha-
me e-down. Wen da rough-a-neck blow
his leetla whistle da foota ball playa
| knock offa >da work justa like evra
| man who have to worka to live. Da
Bossa Barb of Unita State try to passa
da law to stcppa da foota ball gam
Dees is baycause da foota ball playa
! nevva' gat hair cut in his whole lifa.
Evra docta in Unita State fight for
have da foota ball gam. Da foota ball
feel is always locate near hospeetal
Da Georgetown feel is coupla block
| from Georgetown hospeetal. Columbia
| Universe feel is near SANTA Luke Hos
peetal Da foota ball flower is nice-a
| spaghetti flower. 1t is name after great
basa ball pitch-Chreesta Mattason
italian boys no lika to play foota ball
Dees is baycause no stillett is permit in
| da gam.
| Evra year da Army play da Navy for
foota ball championship Unita State
Giuseppe Danielli make da Navy boys
| train on beefa tea an juice-a -da grape
Westa Point. Deesa boys train on Ital-
ian chianti wine an cockatail Manhatt "