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Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1915-11-26
Very ThouahtfuI.

Customer lat railroad restaurant
Here, boss. this coffee is cold.
Proprietor-Yes, sir; you see, the
train only stops a few minutes, an If
the coffee was hot you wouldn't have
time to drink it"-St. Louis Globe
Democrat
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1915-11-26
AMONG THE CHURCHES
SUNDAYS SERVICES AT THE
CHURCHES ALL OF WHICH
EXTEND HEARTY WELL
COME TO VISITORS.

NOoAG ~ N161lOh6.
HOLLYWOOD NJ. E. CHURCH
Corner Roberts and Pacific Avenue s
Rev. J. g. Edwards, D. D.
Preaching by the pastor at 1880
Sunday-school, 2.3O.
Sunday evening service at 7.45
O'Clock, preceded by Epworth League
song service at 7 O'Clock.
Prayer Meeting Wed. Ev'g, 7.45.
Seats free. All are welcome.
WILDWOOD BAPTIST CHURCH
Corner Maple and Pacific emu
Rev. Irwin Fl. Fisher, pastor.
Morning, 1870 a. M, Sunday school
$50 p. M; Evening, 7.8O p. M. Prayer
meeting Wednesday evening, 7.8O. A
hearty welcome extended to visitors.
Supported by voluntary contributors
HOLLY BEACH PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Corner Pacific and Burke avenue
Holly Beach.
Services every Sunday as usual while
the passionate is vacant.
ST. sIMEON's-BY-THE-sEA PROTESTANT
EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Rev. A. @. Bailey, BID, Rector
Corner Pacific and Maple
Wildwood, N. J.
You will find a cordial welcome and
a thoroughly churchly service.
SERVICE LIsT-sUNDAYs
7.30 a. M, Holy Communion.
$3.50 q. M, in summer children's
church.
1870 a. NJ, morning prayer or holy
communion as announced, with SER
mon.
2.30 p. M, in winter, church school.
1870 p. M, evening prayer with SER
mon.
WORE DAYS-DAILY
7.30 q. M, holy communion, except
Wednesday. Wednesdays 100 am
$50 p. M, evening prayer, except
Fridays. fridays 500 p. M. with adj
dress.)
SAINTS DAYS
Holy communion at 7.30 and 8 a. m.
Church open all day for private
prayer. The Rector stands ready to re-
spond to any call for his services, no
matter from whom the requests may
come; and no charge of any kind is ever
made for any service he may render.
LUTHERAN CHURCH OF THE HOLY
TRINITY
Rev. Charles R. Keiter, pastor
Holy Trinity Chapel, cor Atlantic
and Poplar avenues.
Sunday-school Ills a. m.
Morning Service, 1918.
Evening service 7.30 p. m.
Visitors Welcome
ST. AIMS ROMAN CATHOLIC CHI RoH
st. AIMS Roman Catholic Church
corner Of Magnolia and Pacific ayes
Mass on Sundays at 8 and 10 q. M.
Sunday school p. m. Evening ser
vice 7.8O. Rev. Father Maroney Rector
EUREKA BAPTIST CHURCH (colored)
Spencer avenue, West of Railroad
Services Sunday morning at 10. 80,
Sunday school 2.3O, evening 7.3O.
Rev. A. r. Satterfield, DID,, Pastor.
ANGEL VISIT BAPTIST CHURCH
(colored)
West end Of Garfield avenue
Rev. M. d. Stamford, Pastor
Pastors residence, Whitesboro, Cape
May County.
Preaching every Sunday morning at
II o'clock.
Sunday-school at 2.30lp. m.
Evening service at s o'clock.
AsBURY A.M.E. CHURCH (colored)
Holly Beach ave., corner Young
Sunday services
Preaching 1890 am. and 500 pm.
Children's Service, 2.30 pm.
Christian endeavor, 7.30 p. m.
All welcome. Rev. h. A. Ivey, Pastor
q D .
NORTH WILDWOOD SERVICES
A union Sunday-school held in the
North Wildwood fire house every Sun
day afternoon at 2.30. Everybody
welcome.
MMA
All interested in the study Of the
Bible are invited to attend the Bible
GLASS hold evarv Sunday afternoon at
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-04-15

Mmerifa nn6 lieB ii6 Elm Sabr na4
ieiner Mnfunft bier 1ie6er. @or %
sSabren ging linn sic @attin in bie
gtpigfeit bora1l, un6 a9t @in6er be.
traltern Ben SOB 6es guten 8aters.
Moorbeab. @ouperneur
&mtmon6 bat 2eslie @elter bon bier
gum Mitglieoe Ser Staats- @ormal-
i6ul6ebor6e er1rannt als Nadfolger
6es 6. g.. 9oslan6 bon bier. Die
bat fir ieds Sabre GEL
tung.
MiIIerpiIIe Worreipon6en3).
. &err Muguit @ilrus lit ein menig
unter bent 8etter, aber fem Sc Sabre
otter 8ru6er 2tnn1s lit nod im1ner rii=
itig nn6 arf Sen @etren. = Uni ere
neue 8anf erfreut ii6 zines iteten
ibrer Depoiitoren> ga iie
a11f ioli6er finan3teller @ais rubt. =
Die &erren S. Sacobio n> &raii6ent>
S. Stpenion, @i5eprdit6ent, Sranf
8ufder, @aiiierer> S. Dobmeper nno
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-04-15

oes 2eed)--sees 5ugefiibrt miro, bonn
fanitaren Stanoprnfte ntdt einpano-
fret lit. 3as itoatlibe @eiun6beits-
amt balt bier6urd) oas f0rperlide Be.
fin6en Der SSnfaiien Der Mnitalt fir
ernitlib gefabrbet un6 empfieblt orin-
geno, oab bos @aiier fir 6as Sani-
tari1tm aus elmer an6eren Quelle 5u>
gefibrt tperbe.
@roof1to1. - 9lm "a. Moi
miro iiber @puntp-0 Option abgeitimmt
merben. Sic &etition mur6e beim
@onntp=Mu6itor @elte eingeret9t.
SaribonIt. - Gin rntpeit bes
@mor=6lnlles tpobnen6er Mann fan6
int &ropf elmer @nte einige @el6for=
11er, sic fie tpabri6einli@ i'm San6e
Slub1tfer a1fgepidt bottle.
ct. 90 ihaeI. - sSm Sitter BON
rs Sabren bat bier 5tepbam 2ebn=
NADER 6as 3eitli6e geiegnet. Ser
@eritorbene tpar bei &oblen5 am
@bein geboren, fam in 1856 na@
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-04-15

iiber $4,000 lei. Die 5agemiible
ltan6 gera6e I'M 8egrtff fir ben Com.
mer Sic Mrbett tpie6er a1f3unebmen.
60 lit Ser 8erlult fir Die Mrbeiter
boppelt i6limm.
@inona. - &obert Slogan lit
bel einem 8rairiefelter in Datpion,
g. g., runS 2eben getommen. ST
mar Elm bieliger 8iirger un6 beiaB
2an0 in Mor66afota.
SEEM II I m. - Conner tagaben6
gegen 6 l1br itarb pl0bli6 on einem
5hlaganfaQ ser &e6tsantpalt 81. S.
@ditom. 9erielbe mar Elm langiab=
riger @iirger 6ieier 5ta6t. @r ber-
meilte in Ser @feffer'i6en Mpotbefe,
als er pl0tltd 5n @o6en fiel 1tnb nad)
menigen Mim1ten 1tarb
@a1fer. - Sic itaatlide 9ani-
t6tsbebor6e gibt als &eiultat elmer
l1nteriud11ng befannt, 6aB 6as @ai=
Ter, mel6es ser itaatlt6en Mnitaf fir
gdminoiidttge aus einem Mbfluiie
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-04-15

9lfalfa betrdgt 100 big 800 Bro-
gent un6 i'm Da1rdfdnitt 250 Pro-
gent.
8ierre. - Der friibepe Silfs-
l%anofommiiidr 81. 81. &anfen, Der
feline @tellung a1fgegeben bot, bat
BEL ieinem Mbidieoe SEN @ouperneur
u,ro ben aommiiiar &epperle arge-
griffen un6 sic 8ebar1ptung aufge-
Iteut, 6ab feline @ntlaiiung amf itan'
-6ige Oppoiition ieitens oes @ouper=
ne11rs 5urld5ufiibren iei. 5errer bot
er fem gr0Btes 8e6m1ern 6ariiber
ousgeoriidt, 6aB er 5ur ietigen 3eit
fem Amt perlaiien miiiie, mo Die Sc
i9afte in oen @dn6en BON Niraten
5uriidbleiben miir6en.
Elanfinton.- Gle 2ebreri1t
2i55ie @rambibler erlttt idmere
8ranomun6en als Tie aIs Verieben
an SteGe bon @alier @aiolin in Ell
men &odfeiiel, ser auf Dem Sfen
itan6, idiittete. Sci Dem 8eriu6c,
Sen Snbolt 6es brennen6en COPIES
a11s5ui6iitten> gerietben lire &leioer
in 8ran6. No6barn batten lie aus
ibrer ihtpierigen Gage befreit un6
ibr 6a5 2eben gerettet.
@urIeD. - Gin nettes 6rudt=
den idyeint ser 15Sabre alte CHARLES,
elm @obn oes @il1iam g11tberlano,
gu fem. MIs Ser 8ater ieinen Sobn
8iidtigen pollte, 1abm 6iefer Elm &C.
mebr un6 idob linn cine &ugel ourd
Ben &iiden, feline gerlebungen iin6
ie6o9 nidt erniter geatur. Der 8ur=
1de tpur6e fofort berbaftet. ST be-
fommt boffentlid cine geb0rige
5trofe.
Aberdeen. - Inter DEM Ro-
men ugoutb Dufota Commercial
Geaders Mfoeiation" lit bier Elm
ne11er 9ebrerperbm6 gegrin6et NOR
Sen. Sic Soee bes @erbanos gebt oa=
fin, 6aB aae 2ebrer Ser beridie6enen
Sanoelslebranitalte i'm Staate iih
onidlieBen, rn6 iid ielbit Gem staats=
gr5ieberberban6e non Sii6bafota eir=
511berleiben. - &ap @ebb unb 2ller
Eeterfon aus Chicago mur6en in Set
finger, g. g., perboftet nn6 nod Mc=
Sntoih g. g., nnter Ser 8eihuloi=
gung gebra9t, Sen 60. 9. 81. Narfer
bier ermor6et nn6 feline 2eide o11f
oaS 8abngeleiie gelegt 5n baben.
@uron. - Sn Ser Ndbe BON
@reenipoo6 finbet in Ser lebten Suli=
mode ELM &ongreB fatboliider S116ia-
1er itatt CUR gri1mer11ng an 6ie Mr=
f11nft bes beriibmten Sr6ianermii1ip=
1lars 0eSme Dor rs Sabren.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-04-15
Kinder Schrejeo
MACH FlETCHER'S
T . f =
Morb=9afota.

6argo.- Ser AZ Sabre az
te 8. Sberlod aus @artpoob
pur6e bon ei1rem 3uge Ser
Nortbern Eacific=gabn nieoergeito=
Ben nn6 erlitt Iebensgefdbrli6e Ser
lebltngen.
@ismard. = Sn 6oro Oates
bat Ser bo9p. P. 8ernbaro Strob=
meier, 8. g. g., fem silberues SUI
bilaa1m ols seeliorger in 6or6 gotes
gefeiert. Ser bodtp. @err lit felt 80
Sabren in Nor6= nn6 Si6=Gafota als
@iiiiorar tbdtig un6 bot iett nod
bis 80 Meilen auf etlide Miiionen
5n fobre11, mo- ct imnner NIT Treu-
SEN bel SEN Sn6ionerrr 1tn6 @eiBen
aufgerommen miro. - Dur6 Snitia=
tib=Yetitio11ett miro BEL ser 11d6iten
aQgemetnen @obl iiber Gra11enitimm-
redt 1tr6 iiber sic @ieberborlage bes
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES aur @%taotsper=
faiiung abgeitimmt uer6en.
@ronb Sorts. = SIM Sitter
bon So Sabren lit bier Soiepb 6obn=
ldn6er aus 6em 9eben geidieoen. SSn
1873 fam Ser @eritorbene nod ct.
@lou6, tpo er mebrere Sabre in
uMoroitern" tbdtig tpar, Damn in 6ar-
60 sic bort bon Ser vNorol tern"s
Gradgeieaidaft geetgnete u@oro=9o-
fota &reiie" berarsgab, ipdter nit
@ubert Cons in ct. CLOUD in elmer
Mccioen5=0 rudgeielidaft nerburrben
mar ltno 5ulebt bier 1T einem Cages
b1atte Mnitellr11g batte, 43 large Sab-
re tpar er int 9rudereigeiddfte tbatig
'un6 iomit ser dlteite 9r11der i'm
Staote inbe5ug ouf sic Mrbeitsgabe.
Debi1s2afe.-D Die 2oge 1916
ser Gifts" bat elmer Mrditeftenfirma
in G%larfsburg, %. 3d., SEN Mntrog
5ltr M%1tsarbeit1ng bon @Idren ltno
Spe5ififationen fit. Elm 11eues 2ogen.
beim gegeben, bas $4,000 foiten
miro.
Sort gates. = eiour- S,1oia>
ner ser Stonoing @od-@eierpation
babe1 6en Superintendent Gopep
I'M Samen gebeten, rro bieier er.
longte bon Ser 81,noesregier11ng Sic
grloabniB gum M1fal,fe bon Son1el1
beridieoener grt fit $4,000. Gie ST.
hioner tper6en cine groBe gooenfldde
oem Mnba11e bon Sla6s >piomert.
@oIIep gitp. - 9ie bieiige
ct. &otborinen- @emeit1be bot cine
rele 8forridrle i'm 8lone, tpeld,e i'm
9alfe 6ieies Sommers erridtet miro,
10 baB iie beim 8eginn oes ne,,et,
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-04-15

ct. Saul. - Ser e%in6rndspole
11n6 feierlide Mft ser @%inpeibung Ser
11e11er &atbe6rale BON ct. Saul, 6e=
rem 8radtbm1 elf Sabre Mrbeit IN
Mnfpru6 nabm un6 6eren Gun6a-
ment mie ser anf 6emielbe1t ruben
6e Sberbor a1s Minneiota Grant.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-04-15

@ema@t aus iebr feinem Sober, gang nit
5ei6e aus9efuttert, mebr mertb, BretS MIR
$1.48 lnb CSC.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-04-15
Wollene kleiderStofft

@ertbe fin6 BETTER als 1ie fur lange Belt gez
tpelen. @p0ene @aren %pariiren BON Csc, SOC,
ST. Bis 81 So per Yarb.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-05-18
GENERAL NEWS NOTES.
Items Of Interest Gathered From All
Around the World.


William Shaw has been nominated
for the governorship of Massachu-
setts by the Prohibition party.
The National City bank of New
York, has negotiated a loan Of $1,000
900 to the government Of Bolivia.
Two tramps killed, two seriously
injured and six missing, was the re-
suit of freight train wreck at Bel
mont. O., Friday.
A Paris dispatch says that it is re-
ported that John D. Rockefeller has
sent s7,OOO,OOO to Servia for Red Cross
work.
Irwin S. Cobb, the noted war cor
respondent, is i'll i'm a New York hos
pital, and will be unable to return to
Europe in June. as he had planned.
The striking street car motormen
and conductors of Detroit, Mich,
have agreed to arbitrate their differ
ences with the street car company.
A New York dispatch says that
since the sinking of the Lusitania
the number of Germans applying fol-
naturalization has increased nearly
800 per cent.
Lieut.. Won Muecke and landing
party of so. who escaped from the
Emden, when sunk in the Indian
ocean on November 10, have reached
Damascus.
Col. Roosevelt's name has been
members of two leading German So
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-05-18
Humorous department

Why He Went to Aususta.-In court
at Aiken the other day, a small negro
was on the witness stand in a dam
age case.
He had stated he was on street
car on a certain day in Augusta
Counsel was attempting to shake his
testimony.
You are positive you were in Au-
gusta on this Thursday"
Yes, sir"
Gould not have been some other
day in the week."
mo, sir"
why are you so sure it was Thurs
day?'
"Cause 1 go over every Thursday,
sir"
why do you go over to Augusta
every Thursday"
81 knows 1t amt any Of your busi-
ness, sir; but since you done ask me-
sir, tells you. goes over every
Thursday, sir, for the same cause as
YOU gemmens goes over to 'Gustay SO
often, sir"
Remembering that Aiken dispense
ries are closed, the negro boys re-
joinder met with a hearty laugh
which the court had difficulty in
frowning down.-Augusta Chronicle.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-05-18

Charlotte Was Desperate.-Little
Charlotte accompanied her mother to
the home Of an acquaintance where
dinner dance was being given. When
the dessert course was reached the
little girl was brought down and given
a place next to her mother at the ta-
BILE.
The hostess was woman much CIV
en- to talking, and, in relating some
interesting incidents. quite forgot to
give little Charlotte anything to eat.
After some time had elapsed Char
lotte could bear it no longer. With
the sobs rising in her throat, she held
up her plate as high as she could, and
said:
Does anybody want clean plate?"
New York Times.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-05-18

were poisoned last week by eating
chewing gum which had been given
them by Harold Jones, small boy.
Young Jones took a jar Of chewing
gum from his fathers store and dis
tributed 1t literally among the chill
dren, many Of whom were made seri-
ously Ill.
The United States navy department
has placed the tug Waban at the dis
posal Of the South Carolina naval
militia from May Is to June 80. The
department is urging all officers and
men Of the state naval militia to take
advantage Of every opportunity for
cruising and getting acquainted with
the sea duties.
Ed Grayson, who was convicted in
Bamberg county in 1899 Of horse
stealing and bicycle stealing and sem
fenced to serve two and one-half
years on the gang, made his escape
five days after his commitment. Last
week he was captured in Valdosta,
Ca, and he has been taken back to
Bamberg, where he will complete his
sentence.
John Green, a convict on the state
farm near Camden, was shot and
killed by Guard ]. M. Bankhead last
Tuesday. 1t seems that the convict,
who was serving a life term, attempt
ed to snatch the guards pistol and
had succeeded in the undertaking
when two other convicts took the
weapon away from him. Green then
attempted to run and was shot three
times by the guard.
A wholesale Jail delivery was pre-
vented in Greenville Wednesday night
by Sheriff Rector and Jailer Nicely
Of that county, the officers happening
to hear sounds that made them sus-
picious. An investigation showed that
two prisoners had attempted to drill
a hole in the floor. About thirty other
prisoners were singing the song, ITS
a Long Way to Tipperary," at the top
of their voices and making other
noises in order that the attention Of
the officers might be detracted from
the sound Of the drill.
Thomas H. Peoples, attorney gener-
al, in an opinion given Comptroller
General Sawyer last week, takes the
position, as no provision Is made in
the statutes, that the comptroller
general has no authority Of law to in
struct the auditor Of Abbeville coun-
ty to impose road tax, or to instruct
treasurer Of the same county ito i'm
pose penalty and collect any tax
from delinquent road tax payers from
last year." Both the comptroller gen.
eral and the attorney general have
scrutinized the statute and no pro-
vision Is made for a road tax in Abbe-
vile county.
Governor Brewer Of Mississippi, has
written Governor Manning urging
that he pardon or parole Nero Little
john, a negro, who escaped from the
Cherokee county chaingang several
years ago and who has recently been
located at Holly Springs, Miss. The
Mississippi governor has informed the
South Carolina executive that he will
grant a requisition for Littlejohn If 1t
Is insisted upon but states that the
negro has married since going to
Mississippi and is held in high esteem
by the people Of his adopted home.
Governor Manning will hold further
correspondence with Governor Brewer
in the matter.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-05-18
WEEDERS--

WE HAVE ABOUT SIX OR EIGHT
WEEDERS THAT WE WILL CLOSE
OUT AT COST. These are farm i'm
plements that should be on every good
farm. They make better crops easier.
RUBBER ROOFING
We have a lot Of High Grade RUB
BER ROOFING-We want to sell it
and want to sell it quick-If you can
use any Of this Roofing we will make
you a price that will interest you
give it trial, but don't wait.
ROASTED COFFEE
A lot better than you would expect
at the prices Pounds for S1.O0.
FARM TOOLS
Before buying any kind Of Farm
Tools come and see us. We have in
stock pretty nearly every Farm Tool
that you could want, and our prices
will interest YOU-Try it.
CARROLL BROS.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-05-18
HAPPENINGS IN THE STATE
Items of Interest from All Sections oi
South Carolina.

Items of Interest from All Sections Of
South Carolina.
Five negro convicts escaped from
the Newberry county chaingang last
Tuesday.
Rev. Chas. D. Holland has resigned
the pastorate Of the Presbyterian
church at Walterboro.
A new Masonic temple will be built
in Columbia, the construction work to
begin about September l.
1.-The Headlight" is the name Of a
paper which will be published at
Olanta, in Florence county.
Samuel B. Carter a stone cutter Of
Columbia, was drowned in Hampton's
creek near that city, Friday.
The British steamer Hurst unload
ed a cargo Of 5000 tons Of Chilean
nitrate of soda in Charleston last
week.
The Greenville county grand jury
has recommended the purchase Of an
automobile for the use Of the super
visor Of that county.
Elias H. Cain, president Of the
Mills Drug Co., Of Columbia, and one
of the best known druggists in the
state, died Of heart failure in Co
lumbia Friday night, aged 4s years.
A great scare was created by fire
which broke out in the Magdalene
hospital, Chester, Friday evening. The
blaze proved to be the result of de-
fective stove fiue. The fire was quick
ly eXtinguished.
w. S. Searcy died at his home at
Donalds last week, Of injuries receiv-
ed when he was recently thrown from
his buggy, when his team Of mules
became frightened.
NJ H. Mott Of COLLECTION county, has
offered a reward Of $500 for the con-
viction Of the parties who burned his
barn recently and which fire destroy
ed property valued at $4,000.
At the meeting of the Master Plumb
ers association which was held in
Greenwood last week, a resolution was
passed asking that Governor Manning
appoint a plumber as a member Of
the state board of health.
John Karlos, youth about 20 years
of age, tried to commit suicide at
Yemassee, near Charleston Thursday,
by shooting himself in the temple with
a pistol Dependency over his in
ability to secure work was the cause
| of his act.
According to assignments made at
the college Of bishops, ST. Louis, Mo.
recently, Bishop Collins Denny of
Richmond, will again preside over the
South Carolina conference and Upper
South Carolina conference Of the
Methodist church.
The commencement exercises in
connection with the closing Of Chicora
| college, Greenville, were begun Fri
day evening and will be concluded to-
night. Twenty-one young ladies will
receive diplomas from the institution
this evening while certificates will be
presented several others.
| Eighteen small children Of Greenville
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-05-18

Travel in Haste.-"Drive like the
duce!" shouted Smith, springing into
the taxi. With a lurch, the car dart
ed forward, and away they went like
lightning. Crash! They took on the
wheel Of a passing wagon. Hi' nj.
They missed fiattening out a small
child by a hairs breadth. Clang!
They upset a milkcart. People shout
ed, traffic officers held up their hands
as the taxi dashed up one street and
down another, taking corners on two
wheels, and threatening every lamp
post with destruction. At last, after
half an hours furious racing, they
slowed up in a narrow thoroughfare,
and Smith poked his head out OF
the window.
Are we nearly there?" he asked,
breathlessly.
The chauffeur turned in his seat and
shouted: Where did you want to go,
sir?"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-05-18

He Knew the Mani. H. Moll, who
is a candidate for judge OF the su-
preme court, recently met man in
the court house who appeared to know
him.
You are running for something or
other aren't you, Mr.. Moll?" he ask
ed.
Moll told him he would like to be a
Judge Of one of the superior court
rooms. The man asked Moll who his
opponent was. Moll told him.
"Oh, yes, l know; he is the present
incumbrance!" the man exclaimed
Indianapolis News.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-05-18

Just Like a Man.-"Tom," said the
bride, didn't you promise faithfully
to give up smoking the day I married
you?''
Yes, my DEAR" replied Tom, Il be-
lieve did"
And now," she continued, Il find
you putting a cigar, just as though l
weren't in existence. What explana-
ton have you to offer?"
We'll, l kept my promise replied
the husband. Il didn't smoke single
cigar on our wedding day"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-05-18

She Should Worry.-"Why are you
SO thoughtful?"
I've got TO address our literary
club this afternoon"
And you are trying to decide on
what to say?"
More important, l am trying to de-
eide on what to wear."-Houston
Post.
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Compiling Statistics.-"Lady." sai'

Compiling Statisties.-"Lady," said
Plodding Pete, do you keep dos?
YES"
An a cat?"
Several of en-"
"An', suppose, mebbe you have
something to spare to feed hungry
wayfarer?"
"Yes. Are you hungry?'
NO. I'm compilin' statistics fur de
Society Of Useless Information to show
de reckless extravaganza of de rural
population."-W Washington Star.
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Good Apprenticeship.-Billy Moon

Good Apprentieeship-Billy Moon
ey, after running a barber shop in
Centerville for two or three years. de-
cided to become a dentist. His uncle
81, upon hearing Of his decision, drop
ped in to talk it over.
Yes, Billy" said he, dentistry is
about the easiest new job you could
tackle. You know how to work the
chair already, so the rest ought to
come easy enough"
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Was Evidently Single Man.-"And

Was Evidently Single Man.-"And
have you named the baby YETI"
"Oh, yes"
did you have much trouble decid-
ing?"
'T should say so; wife went over a
list of over a hundred names and
had a collection Of about fifty. She
took some from her side Of the house
and 1 took some from mine"
well, was the little angel finally
named for some Of your people OF
hers?"
Single man, amt you?"-Jackson-
Vile Times Union.
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A Future Suffrasette.-"You

A Future Suffrasette.-"You can't
teach a hen anything" her mother
said. They have done more harm to
the garden than a drove Of cattle
would. You can teach a dog, or a pig
something, but a hen-never."
HIN" exclaimed the child, indig-
nantly. II think they know as much
as the oosters!''-Youth's Compan-
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Out of His Mouth.-His youngest
grandchild had managed to get pos
session of primer and was trying to
eat it.
Pardon me for taking the words
out of your mouth. little one" said the
professor, hastily interposing.
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- Rebuilt Typewriters-As Good As
Ever-At Enquirer Office.
SEWING MACHINE REPAIRING

" OUR Old Machine. that runs so
l. heavily that you dread to use It,
can be cleaned up, readjusted and put
in such condition that you will be de-
lighted with 1t, and would as soon
have 1t as New Machine. The cost
is not very great for this work and
you will be pleased at the expenditure.
Better get your machine in shape now
for the spring sewing. You'll find me
at The Enquirer office.
LEWIS M. GRlST.