The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-02-21

VI" tS wig INV
Thus it is true that travel expands
the mind.
But let us return to our Wollobies.
/ admired that man there with both
hands. I crawled before the Lady
Wollobie-platonically. The man the
most brave would be only platonic to-
ward that lady. And | was also
afraid. Subsequently l went to a
dance. The wine equalled not the
splendour Of the Wollobies. Nor the
food. But there was upon the floor
an open space-large and parklike.
1t protected the dignity Wollnbical-
lisme. 1t was guarded by aides de
camp. With blue silk in their coat
tails-turned up. With pink eyes and
white mustaches to ravish. Also
turned up.
camp.
That was in Simla. To-day ! do
not speak to aides de camp.
I coniine myself exclusively to the
cab drivaire. lie does not know so
much bad language, but he can drive
better.
approached. under the protection
Of the aide de camp, the luminosity
of SIR Wollobic.
The world entire regarded.
The band stopped The lights burned
blue. a domestic dropped n plate.
1t was an insp ring moment.
From the summit Of Jakko forty
five monkies looked down upon tho
crisis.
Sir Wo,lobie spoke.
To me in that eXpanS- If floor cul-
tured and parklike. He said: II have
long desired to make your acquaint-
ance.'
The blood bouillon' ID in my head.
| became pink. l was aneanticd under
the weight OF an cmbarras insubri-
mable.
At that moment Sir Wcllobc he
came oblivious Of my personality.
That was his custom.
Wip.ng my face upon my coat tails
! refugied myself among the foules.
had been spoken to by Sir VOL
lobe. That was in Simla. That also
is history.
Pass now several years. To the
day before Yesterday!
This also is history-farcical, i'm
mensc, tragicom,r, hut true.
Know you the Totnam Cortrode?
Here lives Maple, who sells washing
appliances and tables of exotic legs.
Here voyages also a Omuibuse Pro-
l~etariat.
That Is 10 say for one penny.
Two pence is the refined yolupte Of
the Aris;ocrat.
| am of the people.
Entire nous the connection Is not
desired by us. The people address to
me cpithcts, entirely unpriutable. I
reply that they should wash. The
situation Is strained. Hence the Strike
Docks and the Demonstrations La
horious.
Upon the funestc tumbrll of the
pr"l"tariat | take my seat.
| demand air outside upon the roof.
| viii have all my penny.
The tumbril advances.
A man aged loses his equilibrium
AID deposits himself into my lap.
Following the custom of the Brutal
Iondoner | demand the Devil where
he shoves himself.
He apologies suppliCatorically.
| grunt.
Encore the tumhril shakes herself
appropriate the desired seat of the
cd man.
The conductairc cries to loud voice:
Fare. Guvnor."
He produces one penny.
y '"miniscene phantasmal pro-
Nokes itself.
| heat him on the back.
Il = Sir Wolloble; the ex.Every-
thing
Also the eX-Everyth.ng else,
Figure YOU the situation
He clasps my hand.
AS a child clasps the hand Of It's
nurse.
r~cuS.Gnmcuts of my health. II is 70
HIM a matter important.
Other ime he regulated the health
of forty-hve mililo0s.
riposte. | inquire of his liver
lis pancreas. his abdomen.
The sacred Intervals of Sir Wollo.
He has them all. And they all make
him i'll.
He is very lonely. He speaks of his
wife. There is no Lady Wollohie, but
a woman IN a fiat in Bayswatcr who
cries in her sleep for more curriclcs.
He does not say this, but I under.
stand.
He dcrides the Council Of the Indian
Office. He imprecates the Govern
mont.
He curses the journals,
He has a rluh. He curses that CIoh.
Females with teeth moustrous ex-
plain To- him the theory # Govern
meut.
Men Of long hair, the psychologists
g ,l., coolies. ,-.. -,,.- 1H.. ,-.1 -.