El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-10-02

~ EAR SIR
Last home from which I was
II omitted were residence Of Mrs *
Mr. Hattie T. Duckpool, East jump
stead. Maine ] should be there e.
but retreated from that because OF IRON
Hon. Mrs. when I firstly had meeting
with her at backdoor Of her nome re-
port following reply 70 me win NV- ~
containing injury TOGO, she ~ -
distinctually, TO be e1llcleHL Co9N - -
nv home you must understand IRON
7 have hard qualities Sufficient for
any metallic job 7 retouch very cheeI-
full ,.. f-o,
clothesg" she ask TO know
7 am slightly acquainted, NUS NUS.
I decrease. My ct grandfather WeIe
Janus warrior and wore IRON ma
pants. & other etc
Il am understandless about your
GRANDFATHER" she dib with harsh teeth
@Nbaf I require for my each kitchen
ernDTovee TO know is hot ironing upon
towel, sheet, & shirt You do THIS OF
goaway-
! I can do ] snuseest. because i
prefer not TO lose any job before Cd
With more smiling eyebrows she in
/ trod.1ce me 10 Hon. ClOthcs-BasSl t
which set there loHiuS quite pale
swollen from contests OF wash clothes
! Also she make me acquaintance OF one
black family of @ Flatirons Wnlch SCI
Z by stove warming their feet
/ To iron with irons lt are neceSsti!
Z 10 bake them on stove until done Inen
/ clothes can be smoOthed with them
. thusly she define but or coul st-s
I vou know sufficient household lntelll-
! gence to understand that laundry
! .Tuuaturally-" I cOrrOde WlInou'
/ truth while she depart away
{ That night I set by my serVant-slrl j.
! ish bed for considerable late clocl
3 while studying Japanese dictionary -
J I could learn my poor Ignorance apcl'
I that breed Of iron 7 did not understand
! Next morning was breakfast POKE
/ IN delicious coal stove so he get no
/ with abominable brightness NeNJly
{ carry Hon. FlatirOn Family 20 stove
TOP where they set there trying. STUB
I bornly amidst other eataoles wnlcn ID
! prepare for foods
/ Firstly 1 discover Hon IrOninEboar'
Z where he stood by pantry enwrapped II
! sheet resembling ghosts I place mn
/ betoD of table then / Erabb forth con
/ siderable sOrtment Of laundry IRON
[ basIzit ..
such arrangement of fancy clothini
I was there that I stand CAST Tor con
I fusion. Nv brain stood upright witt
alarm to think how hard iron eoul'
improve so much soft laces- Yet
[ must try something. DO not Hol
Shapespeare say-so. "A singed ca
I breads no skyrockets2' yes.
/ Therefore I choose one very slmpl
fowl from Hon Baskit. II seem sham'
to smash this gentle garment by IRON
vet I do. Firstly I shook him peeVly
Then ] lay him pleasantly on TOP o
Hon. Iron board and prepare TO com
/ mence-
Those . Hon. Flat-irons set on Hon
stove with feet pushed out as If no
I caring for what 7 wished I approach
up to smallest of those 8 & grosp hin
firmly by smooth sides.
] AuchesiiN
Such hot heat ensued to my finger
/ that 1 knew how to drop il speedy
Hon. Iron bang back to stove vat
: srnashy resembling cannons hittini
forts. Fever was enjoyed in blisters OF
! my wounded thumbs. Therefore ] COO
I my hand by whistling on it.
Yes. I think thoUEhtfully, how I &c
/ Hon. fowl q Hon. Iron together whel
/ they so difficult 10 become acquainted
{ on topside of Hon Flatirou ] behol
one slight depression Of hole Maybe
Z lift him thusly with ade Of poker
/ observe one stOve-poke OF cOmfortapl
I 1oneness hanging to wall 7 attemr
| But when 7 poke poker TO topside mol
high. When those moments come. en-
! terrain them, let them give their mes
7 sage