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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
Statue Modelled In
Butter AT Fair Is
Attracting Comment

One of the exhibits at the fair
which has never failed to draw ex-
pressions of wonderment is the "Say
pleas" statue of tle Hazelwood
creamery of Portland shown in the
dairy building, Two figures are shown
one young girl holding a piece of
bread and butter in her hand and a
tiny tot of a boy who wants it, of
course. She is making him say please
before she will give it 10 him. He has
dropped his rag doll and every other
thought has flown from his mind but
bread and butter.
The statute of the girl is about
four and one half leet high and the
entire composition required about 26l
pounds of butter to form the statute.
The sculpturing was done by Howard
Fisher, of Spokane. Mr.. Fisher is not
butter maker, Oh, heavens No, he is
an artist and also models in clay and
does base reliefs and such things. He
was employed to mould out suitable
figure for an exhibit by the Hazel.
wood company and the group shown
is his own conception of , suitable
figure.
To make the statue he was con,
PEELED to work in the cold storage
room at the Hazelwood plant and all
OF the work was done at Temperature
of below zeeO. He would work for
about 20 miort"s and then go outside
and thaw out for about Is minutes be-
fore he retGeocd to work. In all il
took about two weeks to complete the
work.
/ The Hazelyocd company was award
ed the Grand Diplonla un the statue
end the first pyiYe nh its butter scor.
ing 95 points.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
Every Woman
Can Use

and ought to use occasionally y,
a proper remedy for the
headache, backache, languor,
nervousness and depress-
ion to which she may be
subject. These troubles and
others are symptoms of debil--
ity and poor circulation caused
by indigestion or constipation
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
PERFECT.

I wish | were nearer perfection"
said,
As | sat on the sofa with her;
The lamp threw a halo OF gold DER
her head,
Her breath was like orris and
myrrh.
That's easy" she said, with a smile
in her eve,
A trick she had gathered from Ven
us;
And then, with laugh and flutterins
sigh,
She cast out the pillow between us,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
MUNICIPAL ENTERPRISE.

We'll it that don't beat anything !
yer saw" exclaimed the citizen Of
Frogeye with considerable agitation
What won't that board of trade over
at Boomburgh do to get crowd
down to their measley little four cor
ners?"
What they been up TO now" in
1uired another citizen.
why, jes' found out that they had
posters printed inyitin' everybody tC
come to Boomburgh and take in the
total eclipse OF the sum"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
Beware of OInIments for
Catarrh that Contain Mercury

as mercury win surely destroy the sense
OF smell and completely derange @the
whole system when enterlng Il through
the mucous surfaces. Such articles should
never be used except ON prescriptions
from reputable physicians. as the damage
they win do Is ten fold 10 the good YOU
can possibly derive from them Hairs
Catarrh cure. manufactured by r. J..
Cheney & Co, Toledo, o.. contains no
mercury, and Is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous SUR
faces OF tho system In buying Halls
Catarrh Cure be SURF YOU gct the genu-
Inc. II n taken internally and made In
Toledo. Ohio, by II J. Cheney 4 Goa Tes.
timOnials free
Sold BY Druggists Price iSc per bottle.
Take haifs family PILE for cons1lpatloA
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02

sister, who by the way continues to
improve. The family believe they can
trace the cause of their illness to the
water supply and every preeaution has
been taken TO prevent the spread of
the fever Enterprise
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
DR.. STONES
Drug Store

The only cash drug store In 0rogop
and show eases are loaded with drugs
medicines, notions, toilet articles, wines
aad liquors Of all kinds for medicinal
purposes. DR. Stone Is a regular gradu
atc IN medicine aud has had many
years pf experience In the practice
Consultations arc free. Prescriptions
are free and only regular price for
medicine Dr. Stone can DO found a.
his drug store, Salem, Oregon, from
Gao in the morning until at night
Free delivery 10 oil parts Of the city
and within : radius Of 400 miles
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02

Uncle Jabez-Oh, no! everybody
alnt laughin' at Reuben fer buyin
the green goods. He wishes everybody
was.
Uncle Hiram-How's that?
Uncle Jabez-Well, his wife amt.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
AT rAE suMMER REsoRr

MAy--Dull, isn't itg
Belle-Awrullyl We havnt a thing
to do except to explain to one an.
other why We are not in Paris.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02

so cholly has taken up horseback
'iding?"
Yes l suppose he wanted to see
low he looked in riding clothes"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02

"nlancae made a regular fool Of
Harry last night.
Cora teagerlyl bid he really pro
poser
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02

The household helpers your
pifs needs can be found quick.
~ through the Journal Want
Ads.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
SISTER: READ my FREE OFFER
: am a woman.
! know a Woman'o trials.
I kno,sf her need ~ a,rnn.

Know a Womdno tfIaIo
know her need Of sympathy and helm
you; my sisteT, are & unhappy because Of IN.
social pleasures, or daily employment NSuss. r,lSs.
and tell me just how you suffer, and ask foS sILe
free ten days trial OF home treatment Sr,,ay my
to your needs: Men cannot understand wora.a Sa.eo
sufferings. What we women know from, n"ens ~
perience, we know hatter than any man. r,ea. ea.
to tell you how to cure yourself at home wtnt va
cost Of about u cents week. d
If you suffer from women's peculiar arrD....
causing pain In the head, back, or bowels sa$
Ing OF weight and dragging down senS,tis. ,IsI.
falling or displacement Of pelvic organs, causIn..
and piles, painful or Irregular periods, catsssnas
conditions and discharges, extreme nervo,Isna,a
depressed spirits, melancholy, desire Ia er,
zen, creeping feeling along the spine, palplta,Isy'
eNion with dark circles under the ewes. nsin -
that life La not worth llvinn. e-0' Faln ID
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
INVITE YOU TO SEND TODAY FOR MY FREE TEN DAYS TREATMENT

and wito,
coms
and health Tell
nothing
II
in
this offer mark feelings to ns
MRseM. SUMMERS, Box n, SOUTH BEND INN
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02

If it's for sale, a Journal
Want Ad DiI sell il.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
!5, =
a Galley O. Fun!


AN UNHAPPY LOVER.
Tom-Was Jack much effected BY
Miss Marbleheart's refusal?
Dick-Very much. And what made
him feel particularly mortified was
to find that his heart was not broken.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02

tWhat friends and acquaintances said
when Jonesy bought one)
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02

We are enabled to give our readers, old
and new, the benefit OF this money-sav-
ing club offer, only because Of very spe-
cial arrangement with the publishers of
McCALL'S MAGAZINE.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11
WHEN KIDNEYS ACT BAD
TAKE GLASS OF SALTS
Eat Less Meat If Kidneys Hurt or You
Have Backaehe or Bladder Misery
Meat Forms Uric Acid.

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make mistake by flush
ing the kidneys occasionally, says a
well-known authority. Meat forms
uric acid which clogs the kidney pores
so they sluggishly filter or strain only
part of the waste and poisons from
the blood, then you get sick. Nearly
all rheumatism, headaches, liver trou.
BILE, nervousness, constipation, dizzi-
ness, sleeplessness, bladder disorders
come from sluggish kidneys.
The moment you feel dull ache in
the kidneys or your back hurts, or If
the urine is cloudy, offensive, full OF
sediment, irregular Of passage or at
tended by a sensation of scalding, get
about four ounces Of Jad Salts from
any reliable pharmacy and take a
tablespoonful in glass of water be-
fore breakfast for few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This ia
moas salts is made from the acid oi
grapes and lemon juice, combined with
Ithia and has been used for genera
tions to flush cIogged kidneys ant
stimulate them to activity, also to neu
tralize the acids in urine so it NJ
longer causes irritation, thus ending
bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and canno
iniure; makes a delightful efferves
cent lithia-water drink which all reg
ular meat eaters should take now an
then to keep the kidneys clean an
the blood pure, thereby avoiding 81
rious kidney complications.-Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11
TIME TO WIND UP AND QUIT
Aunt Picnic Had Easted Her Mind So
There Was Only One Thing
Left TO Say.

Old Aunt Picnic was the colored
cook in a Boston family. Her husband
was cook on a boat and sometimes he
was away from Picnic for many
months. At one time when he had
been gone seven or eight months, Aunt
Picnic, who could neither read nor
write, asked her mistress to write
letter to her husband.
Now, what do you want me to
write, Phenie?" asked the mistress.
Phenie's eyes had dangerous light
in them as she said:
'F'ust off l wants yo' to glib him
Jesse TO not writin' to me! Tell i'm
l says he is a good-for-nothin', trifiin',
ham-footed niggah what amt fit 70 me
to wipe my feet on! Write jess laik
dat! Den yo' sail in en- call him a
pirut or a chicken thief fo' not sendin'
me mo money! He's got a right to
send me money even if l is airnin'
wages! Tell i'm l is bout to ply TO
enforcement papers! Call i'm any kind
of a bad name yo' can tink of-de
mizzable niggah!"
There was much more of the worst
| of abuse and dire threats and then hel
mistress asked:
What else, Phenie?"
well, | guess yo' bettah send in
my love en- Quit!"-The Sunday Maga
zine.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11
IS CHILD CROSS,
FEVERISH, SICK
Look, Mother! If tongue is
coated, give california
Syrup Of FiQs."

Children love this fruit laxative"
and nothing else cleanses the tender
stomach, liver and bowels so nicely.
A child simply will not stop playing
to empty the bowels, and the result is
they become tightly clogged with
waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach
sours, then your little one becomes
cross, half-sick, feverish, don't eat.
sleep or act naturally, breath is bad,
system full of cold, has sore throat,
stomach-ache or diarrhoea. Listen,
Mother! See If tongue is coated, then
give a teaspoonful of California
Syrup of Figs" and in few hours all
the constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out of the sys-
TEN, and you have a we'll child again.
Millions of mothers give California
Syrup of Figs" because it is perfectly
harmless; children love it, and it new
er fails to act on the stomach, liver
and bowels.
Ask at the store for a 50-cent bottle
of California Syrup of Figs" which
has full directions for babies, children
of all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11

houseWork or attend to my baoy was
soweak. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound did me world Of good, and
now l am strong and healthy, can do my
work and tend my baby. ! advise all
suffering women to take it and get
well as / did. Mrs. FANNIE COOPER
RID, Bridgeton. Nj.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotic or harmful
drugs, and to-day holds the record OF
being the most successful remedy for
female ills we know of, and thousands
of voluntary testimonials on file in the
Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Msss.'
seem to prove this fact.
For thirty years it has been the stand
ard remedy for female ills, and has re-
stored the health of thousands of women
who have been troubled with such all
ments as displacements, Inflammation,
liberation, tumors, irregularities, etc.
If you want special advice
write to Lydia e. Pinkham Med
icine Co., (cOnfidential) Lynn,
Mass. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman
and held in strict confidence.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11

folks stories his own. Good stories were so highly
priced by him that he stored them away in his
memory with jealous care, and used them as thu
occasion presented itself. AS he himself sald:
Il believe that genuine humor is plaster that
heals many a wound. / remember good story
when l hear it, but never invent anything orig
inal. am only retail dealer. pinch OF mental
snuff"
When his friends complimented him on the way
he looked or something he had done he loved to
laugh it away with joke to show that he aDpre
ciated their friendship and still that he refused TO
be spoiled by fattery. The following Is story
in point One day friend shook hands with him
and said: MIR. President, it is some time since
| saw you in Illinois," "Yes" came the 1ovial an
swer II am about the same as the old horse who
was put in a pasture to Craze. A neighbor, seeing
the horse after she had been there some time,
said: Well you put this horse in here to recuper
ate, but she looks now about the same as When
you first put her in. She neither recupes nor de-
cupes" That's Just about the way it is with me
Two qualities kept him the same unassumine
man after he was made president OF the United
States that he was when he began to make ca
reer for himself One his sense of humor,
which never allowed him to become self-conscious,
and the other his wonderful faith in God and in
his fellow men. His friends never hesitated to ap
proach him to ask him favor nor tell him funny
story friend says: Zone day on board ship
showed him in Harper's Weekly funny little
rhyme which was SO amusing that the presiden:
sat down and sprawled himself IN the deck and
said: Lend me your penknife.' l handed him
the knife and he cut the piece from the paper
saying: Not very dgnified position for the presi
dent of the United States, but eminently comfort
able for that purpose"
Music was another of his favorite recreations
He loved to hear the boys sing their songs in
camp. He loved homely ballads and simple dit
ties. The greatest favor friend or soldier could
show him was to sing simple tunes. AS one friend
admits "Often have I seen him in tears while
was rendering in my poor way homely mel
ody"
He found great delight in the laughter and
pranks of children. He allowed his own boys
great freedom in the White House He often let
their misdemeanors go unpunished because every
thing about children gave him recreation and
pleasure. The keeper in the White House tells
this story showing his love for children: I'VE
were walking over to the war department. Just
as we got to the door nurse holding one infant
and having another at her side got in our way
took hold of the little tot gently and put her to
one side so the president could pass.
That's all right, that's all right, the president
said, as though he was displeased that had dis
turbed the child"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11
PASSED UP THE INVITATION
Sinister Significance in Occupations Of
Men Who Had Invited Politician
to Address Them.

A political speaker who had received
an invitation from the leaders OF his
party in a distant village, before re-
plying, sought to discover what sort
Of reception he would be likely to re-
ceive, and placed the letter of invita-
tion before a friend whom he knew
came from the same district.
Think I'd better accept?" inquired
the polician.
81 wouldn't, if we're you" replied
his friend, shaking his head gravely.
"Why?"
WELL" replied the other, Il don't
like the signatories of the letter of in
vitation."
Aren't they men of influence?"
Eyes, decidedly they have influence
in the party" replied the friend; but
of the four one is the local under
taker, the second is the monumental
stonemason, the third is dry goods
dealer who makes a specially ot
mourning orders, and the fourth is
known to gamble largely in life insur
ance policies"
The politician did not accept thu
invitation.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11

was disgrace to the profession. On
one occasion he said to an eloquent
culprit at the bar: "Ye're ! very
clever chiel, man, but We wad be name
the waur O. hangin'."
When Muir. the political reformer,
was being tried. Braxfield, parting
with the last vestige Of judicial hon.
or, whispered to the father Of Francis
Horner Zone of the Edinburgh review
crs) as he entered the jury box, Come
ava. Master Horner. come ava. and
help US to hang are O. thae scoun-
drels."
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11
A RICH MANS ROMANCE.

Would you believe it, the ordinary Po-
tato has made Henry Schroeder, poor emf
grant boy, the Rich Potato King OF the
a romance which every ambitious farmer
boy will want to read in Salzer's Seed
Catalog.
Among. Mr.. Schroeder's strong state
ments are: I'm years of Potato plenty
plant plenty Potatoes!" Or, in other
words, when Potatoes are plenty and cheap
in Fall and Winter, plant plenty Potatoes
the following Spring, and look for 70, go
9Oc Potatoes in Summer and Fall. Good
common sense advises that. Worth follow
ing every time!
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11
Marker for a Funeral.

Matt Hogan was making a collec'
tion to meet funeral expenses for one
of the fraternity who had died sud,
denly and penniless. He asked five
dollars from each contributor typi-
cal "tinhorn'' came along and said,
Put me down for FIVE"
Where's the money!" asked Matt
I'm give it to you later"
What are you trying to do de-
manded Hogan sharply, put in a
marker to help bury dead man."
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11
Story Tellers.

DO you find that set OF books you
bought interesting?"
Not very" confessed the man who
tries to improve himself.
DO you regret your bargain?'
"A little. Id feel better about it If
the man who comes around to collect
the cash was as good at telling funny
yarn as the one who sold me the
books. ."-Tit-Bits.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11

At time when the procedure in
criminal cases was more q mystery
than 1t is now, and the line to be
taken often seer ed doubtful, Brax-
field, at all events, was ready for any
emergency 'Hoot! fist gle me Josie
Norrie "a clerk of court we'll up in
forms and precedents) and a guide
jury, and III do for the fallow"-a tyr.
ical example Of his lordship's judicial
manner.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11
Water Heater on o Faucet.

One of the novelties put out by In.
ventors of electrical devices is a wa
ter heater which is attached to the
water faucet over hand basin The
handle OF the faucet controls the elec.
trio current, which Is carried TO the
device from the regular lightins wires.
BY turning the handle in one dhec
tion cold water flows direct from the
main and by turning 1t in the opposite
direction the water is instantaneously
heated by flowing through the device
The Pathfinder.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11
DISGRACE TO THE BENCH
Scotch Judge Noted for His Coarse
ness in Court and for His Ex-
treme caIIousness.

According to W. Forbes Gray, in
Some Old Scots Judges" tConstablel.
the unenviable reputation of being
the most execrated judge in the an.
rals of Jurisprudence belongs to Lord
praxfieid. Cockburn has dubbed him
the Jeffreys of Scotland" and Ger
tainN Braxfield's coarse1ess II. court
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11

good Iydla =. EHiA-
ham 8 Vegetable
Compound has done
for me. ! suffered
very much from .
female trouble. I
had bearing down
pains, was irregular
and at times could
hardly walk across
the room. ] was
unable to do my
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11
Sew It Seems.

Sew 1t Seems.
when does a man become seam
stress?"
When he hens and haws"
No"
When he threads his way?"
mo"
when he rips and tears?"
mo"
Give it up"
Never, if he can help it."-Chris-
tian Register.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11

If the gas company can't make both
ends meet, it uaSt be the fault Of the
meter
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11
In the Trenches.

In the Trenches.
NO blankets, captain"
We'll, boys, we'll just have to cover
ourselves with glory"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11

HOXsIE'S GROUP REMEDY, A CERTAIN
cure for congestiye colds; no opium. 5Oc-Adv
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11

Most particular women use Red Cross
Ball Blue. American made. Sure to please.
At all good grocers. Adv.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11

One kind of fool man is the chap
who advises his fiancee to take boxing
lessons.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11

A carriage said to be 200 years old
is still iE service at Petersham. Mass.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11
THIS WOMAN'S
SICKNESS
Quickly Yielded To Lydia E
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.

pridgeton, N.J.-"Iwant to thank you
. thousand times for the Wonderfu
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11
Trying to Forget.

He-Don't you remember me?
She-Why should /?
I'VE were engaged to be married
last summer at the beach"
Yes; but don't you recollect you
told me to forgive and forget you?"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11

Ten bushels enough seed to plant an acre
of Schroeder's Famous Ohio-that great
Potato-good in early Summer, good in
Winter, good in Fall, good all the year
around-the 10 bushels blood blue SEED
stock cost but $500 Order now OF us.
Headquarters for Alfalfa.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11
Or Send 12c

And we will mail you our o.
big Catalog and six generous 40
packages Of Early Cabbage, S
Carrot, Cucumber, Lettuce,
Radish, Onion-furnishing lots ~
i; :: Is: : ::; 5: e: Il: q: :::;; ::; q
Or send to John A. Salzer navr
Seed Co.. Box III, La
Crosse, wis, twenty cents
and receive both above collec-
tions and their big catalog. TS7y4
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11
For 1oc In Postage

We gladly mail our CataloG
and sample package of Ten F1-
nous Farm Seeds, including n
Speltz, "The Cereal Wonder"
Rejuvenated White Bonanza
Oats, "The Prize Winner" Bill
lion Dollar Grass; Teosinte,
the Silo Filler, ETC., etc. AS
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1915-02-11

T is difficult to think Of Abe Lincoln,
born in a small log cabin, surrounded
by hardships and sorrows in early
youth, who won success by hard
struggling, and whose last years
were full of the most serious PROB
lens that ever confronted any presi.
dent, as a humorist. This is the
more unusual because his counte'
nance was extremely worn and sad
looking, and his nature was so ten
der and sympathetic as to often