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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21
KICKS In GREETING
TO BOY VISITORS
East Side Youngsters Find That
West Side Jaunt Is Costly
Affair.

After the lesson they. received yes
terday, when they entered the enemy's
country, two twelve-y ear-old East Side
boys will probably not venture over to
the West Side of the city soon again.
Herbert Solo, of 1889 Madison Ave
nue.. and Morris Greenwald, of "a East
Ninety-third Street, neatly dressed IN
their velvet knickerbockers and with
their hair carefully parted and combed,
started out yesterday afternoon for
pleasant time in Central Park. AFTER
walking for some time, they reached
Ninety-ffth Street and central farh
West.
Here they saw two West Sidcrs,
dressed less Immediately but appar-
emily having a good time IN friendly
game of marbles. They were James
Deone and Frank JOY, both of y West
Ninety-seventh Street, and both thir-
teen years old.
A sudden inspiration stirred Her
bert and Morris that they might enjoy
a game with their West Side oppo-
nents. but their intrusions were re-
scented by the home talent. They were
told to go home.
When they refused. Morris and Her
bert say, they were Knocked down.
They add. incidentally. that they were
relieved of all their joint capital, Sl.17.
Shouts for help brought Patrolman
Haverty. He started after James and
Frank. and rounded them up at Ninety
seventh Street.
Both boys were taken to the West
Tooth Street station, where their
mothers later guaranteed their APP
pearance at Children's Court to-mor-
row morning.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21
OCEAN FREIGHT RATES.

steamer cLarierlng was limited. but good ou'l
- ~ done ia sail tonnage. mostly Tor local cn
o. ,fs ton prices There was a steady demahu i"l
.Iii,lo,, al rarref. Quotations 10 Liverpool. ~
I,rl,tol. is: cotton TO Liverpool s. 'hsHsI,-bft
steamer So tons. heavy grain and osts htSh,,
t,nsr IN A French Atlantic port. l0' iizd AMI ~,
IeSuectiyely April: Br steamer tpFey0n,lyl ;''Vy,
az sr.in Gun 10 " G. nsly. ~. March Aprl, bf
te.t1rr 3 nji tons (preyiOusb). transatlantic Uale.
nine month, Is 6d. deliveries \ Il. Mafch. br
80 amer 3.ojI tons. same Br steamer. 80 In,'
, - tons same. ship. .Nas tons. coal Aah.ir
-,,ige 10 the River Plate S.. Nav June Crg snip
"a ION. same. i'rz ship l.59O tons. .aiiv. DARN
q. ,o,s ro.i virginia to Marauham. Brazil, $50.
,li,-hSrgrd and pot charGe,. April. schooner, 500
tons, sane So schooner, 62l tons. coal, fhls 70
paint -pitrc Z. schooner. 336 tons. empty lihd7.
it,itimorc 10 Antigua T. schooner. l"2 tom:
coal. baltimore to Tampa. SIS. Br schooner so
tons, coal Phila to Fredericton, j., t-''Vy
,booner 800 tons coal. Phila 20 81 John. Is.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21

amount to 1907 ,OOO, 900. an excess OF
receipts over expenditures for the re-
mainder Of the year Of S5'.ooooVo'
showing a net deficit ut the end OIL the
fiscal year Of about $26 100000.
"The increases are due. IN part 10
the normal growth of the government
and. in part. TO conditions arising OUT
Of the European war and the abnormal
conditions in Mexico.
when the fact that the income taN
is not required by law to he paid untll
about the end Of the fiscal year tJunc
3Ol. and that the bulk Of this tax :
not. in fact, paid until about the end 81
the fiscal year. is considered, the CIR
cumstance Of an excess of dsburse.
ments over receipts for the first hall
Of the year. and an excess of receipts
over disbursements during the last
half. will be readily understood: and IT
will also be apparent that any estimate
based on the assumption that the pro-
portion OF the receipts and disburSe-
ments will be the same during the see
ond half Of the year as during the first
half is both misleading and erroneous.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21
PHONE ABURGLAR ALARM
Yeggmen Knock 1t Over and
Central Calls Police.


Philadelphia. March 20.-The alert
ness Of a telephone operator in the
North Keystone exchange here pre-
vented the completion OF burglary
and led to the arrest of one OF two
ycggmen to-day.
The girl was Vera McMenamin, OF
Germantown. Some one moving around
in the Office Of {. o. Struse & Sons
knocked over q desk telephone at /
O'Clock this morning. She responded
TO the call and heard:
$50 ahead, Frank We can get It
yet. Break it,
She also heard the pounding Of
metal on metal. She called the Ridge
Avenue police station, told Sergeant
Hess of the mysterious voice, and gave
him the location Of the telephone.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21
FAKIRS TO GIVE BALL
Artists to Dance in Costume
to Aid Needy Students.

Charles Dana Gibson, Eugene
Speicher, Luis Mora, Cecil Chichester,
Thomas Fogarty, James Montgomery
Flagg, Z. 7. Powers, and many other
prominent artists are on the commit
tee for the charity ball under the
auspices of the American Fakirs at
the Vanderbilt April (.
The American fakirs is an organlza-
ton formed twenty-five years ago by
artists. who made copies of famous
paintings, and sold them at the Art
Students League headquarters for the
purpose Of creating fund TO assist
struggling students.
The proceeds Of the ball viii go 10
this fund. Any guest who appears IN
regular attire will be tined s..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21
STEAMERS At FOREIGN PORTS.

ARRIVED
rroou March 70 -Nesia (NoTl. New 1ofk. ~,
italian. March % Alaskan. Hio Tor Ne" i"'h
DAYTON. Iunn for New York. ~, 49,.
barbados. March lS-San Francisco. buehos A'''''
ETC. for New York. a., "a. yo,t
Genoa. March -Enflco Milo utal)' Ne" io'A
via Ofan. . , ,.,,. mi NeV
Cape Town. March li--Nork 'a'Ie 'hH' Wv
York. ..,
Peruuubuco. March -sergipe Braz) from san
fo. sirl. New York. IT,. -.
c,.toi,sI March 2O-Mcgller tRussl iron Nes
YORK;. yIGdlyostok. Alliance from Baiooh' New
York. ,.-f,..t. mi N,v
Liverpool, March 20 J h-h"'''~'' '''
H,lw,,,la March 70. 9.ej a m-Bermudian 'br''
New icfk. ,,,
PASSED.
seilly. march - yndam tDu'ch), Ne" Tor" '"'
Rot erism. . -, ,n.,,.h, VA,
IlIard. March 20. a m-Byndam tDH'ch)' New
YORK fog Rotterdam
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21
FIRE RECORD.

, 20 500 Issf l0th -. Annie Klein. frhuE
=. no.. wilkins az. Union Hand Lsp. iry
>H.u-
20. ~ linton az. Jacob Me,ler. t1hng
40. 0S West s1d 81 Annie Imo $3.50
d H. is Doves ST.. jos Sclouer. so.
u ,5-aii last SSH ST. Ms Andrea Nsldes slol
n ji-.lsiI =. uud Carpenter AZ owner unhn'Su
damase
D. VI
1 ;0-S-q Riverside Drive. NJ Reaie. none
So OImstcad and Quuby avs. BfonI. unknown
none
Pelham Rsy Park near city Island Bridge.
Eroun. Metropolitan NaclI club. $500
g S0-.-a We,r 50fh ST.. Edgar Tecrsr: ulnins
81. Ncrf lb1d g.. Annie Abrams, ,le.
f-.7i6 West -4'h e.. MARI Herman. 500
f.-I.1S EaJ lllIa ST.. Rose Usumau. itIhins
A40. l03 West 18th ST.. Della kelly. timing
f.iu-3 Mlcffa Lane. sarah Sherman. tius
l0--s We. Id'l e. Joseph Stern. iri1ins
.0-aH Morton o.. Nsflan Contracting CO.. t-i-
nirg
30 C,prc,s A. and is,,h o.. Bronx ra'-ick
McchaH. frihing
t..C-af Lewis 81. Aphon-c A-eitr. 'rrlus
LOS Great Jones S.. Cspip Bros. 'rifins
lO-Sli 5,h aV.. American Button NOIAs. $500
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21
Shipping Information ana :,
Marine NeWS OF the Wond

,,.,...,,, c,o,,.,ovn. p,wnec. Philadelphia; y
ii,Ydins uJsni Copenhagen. San Marcos. Gslye-
ton. Bergensfiod (Nop. Bergen; Ba}am mon ,,,,'
man. Airiatic (Bri Liverpool. Bristol 'iV w,
,,,st,t usnchionel tNori Santiago de tuba'
Gse-gisn. Nan Francisco. Greysioks Castle or
Nt,dIrouocs: Aialuapa fBrl. Pafs. Wa-'s,s
NM Nottevhleo. Jefferson. Norfolk aud NeWPo,
Nr,,.i Jo.,ph " Fofdncy. Mslmoi III Noite. va,
weston: sophie " 0DmchL Rotterdam. SIas ,,.sn
'Iu,trII Amsterdam: sabine. Tampa: ShusIo
,iy,r.,,ict Rorhsmhesu fFri. HAVE. Meiapsn'
Gri,folsi. ~ Louis Liverpool. roman.he. 'hsIie-'
ION and jacksonville. Europa lItal). Napc' ~.
,le, Puerto Padre. Kathleen tBfl. rosario berus
tNo,b baltimore Maiden Curtis BsJ oruuhs
tRfi. Iyerpool Via Halifax. Saratoga, ha ,.,a
Antilles New orleans. Munw0od. hNahAS' O
G.U Iua
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21

for Mr." T. II. Gcrcty, instead o,
Miss" Several other conductors mac
accepted the explanation. out BAR
lived UP to the rules. To add 70 nsi
humiliation. Miss Gerety told the lOes'
Jury, the conductor vas offensive "
manner and language.
The $3.50 i'm the verde; was sIe"
for fares after the ticket was taken Sp'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21
THE WEATHER REPORT
Forecasts and Records Of the
Last TWenty-f four Hours.

Washington. March 20--Iow pressure continues
east Of the Mississippi River. but with rising
tendency except I'm the Northeast. Pressure Is
also low in the extreme Southwest hut elsewhere
west Of tine Mississippi e. remains high. with a
marked crest over Montana. Notwithstanding me
absence Of definite disturbance cast ~ The
Rockies. The weather Ia, been generally cloudy
with r.irs aud SHOWS except IN New York and
New ENGLAND In the extreme vs. The weather
va, clear and warmer Low temperatures CONTINUE.
except in the middle Atlantic states anl the er
irene North. and On ihe South temperatures are
from 10 ~ 20 degrees below the seasonal average.
Killing frost, occurred Saturday morning in North
ern aud central Texas. Western Arkansas and
Northwcs ern Louisiana
There win he snow SUNDAY In South Dakota.
Western Nebraska aad the central and sonthsrn
Rocky Mountain regions. ioiOWtd by generally islr
,ge.'ltrr NotIal on SUNDAY nigh or Monday
fIe.s nii. hs SHOW ~ Kansas and Oklahoma. ran
o. -ap. boz Arkansas aud Northern Texas, an"
rain u SOUTHERN Texas and Louisiana. Over tc
remainder ~ 'hc roGuirf generally f1T weather WI
continue tut wifu considerable cloudiue's Sunhaf
ffon, tU. f.3par Mississippi Valley "a .Vard TEN
i.gs I,v. been issued for fl, GuG states Including
N1r.tcru suI General FLORIDA.
Winds FOR sunday and Monday. North Atlantic.
ulo,era's west sud northwest. middle ana SCUM y
l9utir moderate northwest. cast Gun. modefa ~
north ,ud northwest. we,' GUlf. moderate norm
miner lakes. moderate. mostly northwest, i"'cf
LAKE,, moderate Nrst and northwest
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21
WEDNESDAY. MARCH =
TRANSPACIFIC MAILS.
Destination ard steamer.

UtsfInsIlOn bN1 STfaVrT. - - -. 9,
haWs'. japan 'o''s, '''' ..... Mar %
-a". ,II 49, -, Se,ftiai -NInufraglr Mar -
iapAl;; olra -, ' - ,,,.js.,,, St.r-, .... Mar %
ut"au ,,,s . q F~.,'fsr,l Iur;inc .... Mar -
I'.ll Ms'IIt,", ,' T,snri.roi Nlosna 49, Mar %
U.nAU Japan Jotca. China. imhppte7 wa m
San Francisco -Shiuyo Mafu. ...---.- =. .haI -
Gnsm' Thnpp"'' WA 80" ...... Mar 81
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21
DOMESTIC 2ETuAriONS WANTED.

- remaie.
-, W, MAJ. n's .,,oo"s ca, o. ,odhiP uesl
Boccler,r 90 Agrl.y ~ u hal ''"'H
,.-,.---- ''
,erts: baie, everything. good references b., ant
tIi1. MatN@il Ageuc.. g. West "a 81
COOK Young .,yo,g cv,.ro,. .,,i ..., -
'',''v'''a. scai, D,,. lei' en-'', 'ity ~
--I.'.'' Hi.'.'''". A''N. % Nei ~ Il.
COOK F,rst c.a,, Syi.. vop,,,. Sio. l.,- .,,,.
, o. a. N't n', , q, Aseh'l. go 'ih
',---' i- ''.'i't'''' 80 Madison square.
CoyPLE- Hmg4riau,: first class .,..uc,- mn
aser. bu,'or rsie'. useful. thoroughly r,Dlf,.
eurri. y"4r-' difference. city or COUNT In
du-trial h-.u. j. Yves ~ -
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21

CAREFUL CARPET CLEANING CO. Clean, by
coupt.ss.d air steam. banJ 6oOr. 1851
BioauNsy l2l East Ath a. COE 4 BRANDT.
Tel i32-3sh-
DI SAI.XO isROS-Autiq.e furniture bric-
a-brac Sheffield and solid silver. 3sS lth
av 2Ith 81. Tel @@i6 Madison Square.
DATBS STORAGE WAREHOUSE. as is,
aV-Storase. moving. packing. shipping;
safes and pianos moved. Tel. ia Orchard.
EBLES ART GALLERY. 1916 West 42d s..
Antiques curios, old jewels. silverwsre
rare fans. paintings. miniatures and weapons
old gold bought.
FOR SALE Fine Old Stsnsr violin snasewooJ
how and case. price. So. Bargain. NJ. Box *
Tribune Onicc
HIGHEST PRICES FOR OLD GOLD. sII.-
yer. platinum. artificial teeth. pawn
tickets BORG. 14G West 23d St
METZ & WEISS. on Engines. operate on
kerosene. fuel and crude oils l2S Mott
St. y. Y.
Mul,isrspn letter.. 800 $3.50 Ieoo ,a7,,
10 coo 50 prompt q. II Veitherford. Ils Nassau
Room 1905 Phone Beekmsn 1850
NfW YORK CARPET CLEANING WORKS
Oldest. LGrsesi. Most Modern
FINr RUGS WOVEN FROM OLD rARPErA
Tel t692-log2 Grant <37-439 wes; 18th 8.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. ROYAL l.. =
Smith. Fox. Stearns. Rem. SHOES Mon
arch Secor. sun So Benedict Typewriter
supply. 3ls B'way. Established 1906.
WOR\OUl gold and silver bought by r.
Longmsl's Sons. gold and silver Telners.
John s.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21
Vessels. Steam and Sail, Arriv-
ing at and Departing from
Port of New York.

MINIATURE ALMANAc.

Sunrise sos. sunset. 6l3. moon sets. --'
Moons axe. a.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21

include expenditures for the Panama
Canal.
The North Carolina Senator blames
the war. Mexico and the normal growth
of the government for the deficit, but
lie doesn't say a word about the unkept
economy promises of his Democratic
colleagues. despite tho fact that the
receipts were much under the esu-
mates.
During the last week" MIR. SIMMONS
says, 81 have been closely investigating
this matter in conference with officials
Of the Treasury Department, and as a
result of these Investigations and CON
ferences | feel safe in saying that the
probable deficit will not, If any, much
exceed S26,000.000. OF course. this
does not include the expenditures on
account of the Panama Canal These
expenses are otherwise provided for by
law, and are not required TO be paid out
of the current funds of the govern
ment. The following statement shows
the basis upon which this calculation
has been made and the result reached.
"The estimated receipts Of the gov
ornment from all sources as made In
September. 1913, were as follows:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21
ERIE'S ERROR COSTS 1902.

Hackensack, y. j.. March 20. The
Erie must pay $3O2.90 to Miss Ida h.
Gerety. of Hackensack because Jonn
Bahr a conductor. took away her COM
mutation ticket on August 2S. The
ticket agent had made out her ticket
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21

Forecast for Special Lscalitlss.-ehtern Ne"
York N,a snuand. New Jersey. Eastern Penn
syiyani2. Delaware. Virginia and North and South
Carolina, generally fair Sunday and Monday.
We.+-ru Ncr io-l aud We,ieru Pcnnsylvand.
narf,, rlo,iiy SUNDAY and Mouday.
~. virginia local SHOWS Suudv. Monday. fair
AND ArurI.
Local Official Record. The following OFFICIAL rec
,ri from the Weather Bureau shows the changes iu
the temperature TOR Oh. lss. twenty four hours. iu
comparison with 't -poadius date OF last year
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21
DOMESTIC SITUATIONS WANTED.
Male

StnrtH cot I'll vi.h positions together rha reur.
coechnsu. wife excellent cook counlg preferred
Write i. G.. IL. "a s. city.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21

In every seat of the metropolitan
Opera House baby less than ,ee
months old ..............''.. ''"'N
Not vacant seat at Madisoii
Square Garden-all tiny "kiddies
under 8 months ........... lilo
Standing Room Only at Grand
Central Palace-not one yet 80,
months old ..........::'''''',..' '''ON
Hippodrome - babies only - none -,
over 8 months. ........,.'.'''' jew
Strand Theatre-babies only-none
o'i ''lu onths 2.75(
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21

"The PROBABLE net ordinary eNpendl-
lures were estimated at S71S,000,00O,
showing an estimated excess of receipts
of S1S.000,000.
"The receipts from practically every
source have fallen below the estimate,
due TO depressed business conditions
on account Of the war in Europe.
although the revenue derived from
internal revenue tax will probably be
increased by the emergency revenue
act over the estimates by about S2O.-
100000, there is at the present time.
March 10, 1915. an excess Of ordinary
expenditures over receipts OF approx
mately $S5.000.000, against deficit of
$24.0OO.000 on the same date last year.
THE estimated receipts for the re-
mainder of the fiscal year are as fol
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21

lowest - a. a m). average. a.: avclag' ior
date last yesf -. average i'r cor
re.poaiiug dan, last thirty-threc Yeas. 49,
Loeo, Forecast-Far to-day and to-morro" :
moderate northwest winds.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21
WORK WANTED.
Male

Male.
on finished house wiring
AMI lobpng cty or country. Electrician e3s
West UHtd IT.
,hAJ FFEt X Married. -. with triyat- fapII,
i've iears. exnerrn'r. careful good d-i,er. to,4 AL
abs iuer " " .gtn 81 av
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21

AIITHOSE EASTER BABIES!

Academy of Music-babies only
none over months ......... $500 Ba
Carnegie Hall-babies only-none
over s months. .....:...,..., $500 Ba
Grand Opera House-babies only
none over months :....... z,OS5 Ba
Winter Garden-babies only-none
over months .........:..... 1000 Ba
Manhattan Opera House-babies
only-none over months ..... 5000 Ba
Hammerstein's Victoria - babies
only-none over 8 months. .... 400 Bal
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21

'AhL.PIR TYPEWRITER light f-a-,' -
rtIi.H"t. You'll Nike f1 lneate With house whore
Ne.s appreciated ~ reference. Adirr,,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21

EtLlAELE WOMAN q, ciretakcr FOR summer n.
longer. With private family. ten Years reference
IRON last place C.. 1868 Sd Az.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21

sicam,Ts IuteIay I'D, Au'IIauI. w
,Cubsu1. MauzsniIlo. Isinota iSv"dl. N'o'S''
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-21

CAREFIL CARPET CLEANING co. Clean, d,
conot.,s.d air steam. banJ or on door l55j
Btoans,v ial Ess! tsth a. COE 4 BRANDT
al i39-2sth
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-16
Debating AIoft.

When the military aeroplane is scouting, it usually carries two men. One is the pilot, who runs and steers the craft; the other is the observer, who marks the placing of the hostile troops, the position of their guns, the movement of trains, and the like. The observer also makes many sketches of the ground over which he is fly- ing work that often interferes with his writing notes and memoranda. In certain conditions of flight, too, it is often hard for him to use a pencil and paper To obviate that difficulty the military aeroplane, says the Scien- tific American, now frequently carries a photograph, with a speaking tube running to the mouth of the observer, so that by talking into the machine at any time during the flight he can re- cord his observations, and still have his hands free for his field glass or his sketching pencil
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-16

The Carlisle Dairymen's Association refused to accept Is 5-6 cents per gal lon for milk for the months of April, May and June, as offered by the buy CTS of Little Rock and Memphis. Un- less the demands of the local associa- tion for 1 I 2-3 cents per gallon are met the entire Carlisle supply Will be with drawn from the market in a wholesale way and the dairymen will establish a cheese factory in Carlisle and milk de- pots in Little Rock and other cities. where they will sell direct to the con sumer.
 This action was started April 1 when the two local creameries and the con densed milk factory announced that 11 cents gallon would be the price paid for milk during April. At a recent meeting of the dairymen's association passed a resolution asking TOT II 2-3 cents per gallon.
 The buyers then offered to compro- mise by paying 10 5-6 cents, but the dairymen say they cannot produce the commodity for that price and will hold out for the original price. Little Rock buyers receive about 15,000 pounds daily from Carlisle, or three-fourths of the local supply.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-16
SILOAM SPRINGS MAN
 GETS BACK HEALTH

John M. Roach of Siloam Springs, Ark, was long a sufferer from stom- ach troubles and related disorders common in this section of the coun- try. Along with his stomach trouble he was occasionally attacked by la grippe. He was congested, unhappy. nervous-just like la grippe always makes one feel.
 He gave Mayr's Wonderful Remedy a trial. He was surprised at the swiftness with which his trouble van- ished. He wrote:
 When your trial treatment was received I was getting better on an- other treatment, so I deferred taking your medicine until an unusually se- were attack of la grippe came upon me. Previously I have had to just wear out such attacks. 1 thought this a good test. I took your medicine according to directions and was never more surprised in my life. In thirty six hours the grippe was knocked silly and I have felt like new man ever since"
 Mayr's Wonderful Remedy gives per manent results for stomach, liver and intestinal ailments. Eat as much and whatever you like. No more distress after eating, pressure of gas in the stomach and around the heart. Get one bottle of your druggist now and try it on an absolute guarantee-if not satls- factory money will be returned.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-16
ARE NOT YET GOOD FRIENDS
Reported Incident Seems to Show That Beieans and Germans Do Not
 Fraternze.

One hears (by way of France1 that the German conquerors in Brussels af- feet an elaborate politeness toward the inhabitants. How the inhabitants sometimes receive these amenities Is indicated by the following story: On the platform of a tramcar stood worthy Belgian smoking his cigarette. Aboard came Prussian officer with a monocle.
 Your pardon, sir" says he with the monocle, would you be so very oblig- ing as to lend me light?"
 Gravely and in silence the Belgian offers his cigarette
 Thank you a thousand times for your extreme kindness" says the Ger man, handing back the cigarette.
 But the Belgian wears an air of utter astonishment. Thank you," he says, q do not smoke"
 And so the German remains some what abashed with one cigarette in h;s mouth and another In his fingers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-04-16
AS IT SOMETIMES HAppE|
Proof That Reality and Romap,. Sometimes Be Things That A,|
 Far Apart.

A glorious, clear October mon vered the autumn tints of forey glade that lay spread out befOn silent pair.
 Reverently he turned and gs,p her beautiful face. How he loved
 A longing to confess his m welled upward from his very smI the words would not come.
 "Darling!" he murmured.
 But she did not hear him. thought he was swearing at weather.
 Then courage came to him.
 q love you!" he whispered q \ louder, and, trembling at his own ing, stood watching the effect oil avowal.
 Joy.-and all that sort of thing color came and went in a mol witching manner. Her lips trea| with unspoken words.
 He silently took her little hand
 q love you." he repeated, much feeling and little originalh
 Slowly the heavy lids opened showing a look of expectancy Ii violet eyes. With eyes still widt she half turned from him, sneezed!