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oth." replied wallinEford.


What language do gpeakT'
"6chmierkase English" replied walling-
ford. "snd as little Of that as possible For
kartoffelkloeseburE."
Sure" agreed s.ackis What !s Iti"
ford: but / do know this much: that In
Germany dialects are e thick and so dit-
dorfer have to make signs II they. try to
talk together, and they DO say that Meoklen-
you take dialect that nobody ever heard
about. you can get away with It."
INQUIRED g0 SaS SRS0ss srh sSs Know TSSd three
or four hog Latin DIALECTS we used to use
iSnowthsgo, thithsgis wotheEunT'
Say Il sgeinr' cried Violet e delight
you r rem SS that aiSSerishf By George
q thSught Of IT, Here's your laboratory.
BiScEis surveyed his new place of bust
nssS VIII S,ta ot sSs IA o.mDa.0
There's one thing l foSESt,.s pair Of old
OF solentine apparatus with a careless hand.
but there are some things you don't know
You're liable to connect the guzoozlcus with
of of the pisaaaSO. s"u KNOCK '"' 0i'Ns"S OUT
We'll, we'll get another one then" con-
Il rigSsd up this place for snaiiey, but he
couldn't stand prosperity So had TO move
u
load Of eoSwsbs Now he's happy. Come up
In the attic they found snailey
Waningtord ErAvely introduced the girls
professor snaiiey, shake hands with Herr
Doktor AuEust schoppenschmitte of
the Universltls OF schlissholtE-s turmstadt,
the eminent baetsrioloEist OF whom / told
snailsy Jumped up, smiled two pipOhss Of
msnt. before he GrSspsd BiacEis fsrvsatiy by
are a.t n to nS: SS T0S
and snailey looked helplsssly at Wailingford
Just Doctor" easily prompted the master
YOU are Just in time. Doctor, to take part
IN mIer tSss' Ht'9 which though AR,
vast ultimate ADVANCEMENT toward securing
The hsrdy Eermlnation which is essential %
wSiiinEforS shivsrsd. but 'BiSofis never
An hour later. dripping but triumphant.
1lsekis rstoined wsilingf0rd and the girls in
well, Oan you do itr- asked wsninEfOrd
with my hands tied behind me-" re-
spondsd Blaokle confidently. But say, old
man. get me map OF Germany and q mouth
Ny tonsSss 30 cSY WITH a. rsh thS now tsS,
you could strike = match on L. y Rufus.
ANA oSs but 10 la yoS ~ on n. sAs S
this snailex onion can't be trusted to do his
Because q newspaper reporter would cor
nsr him In four minutes" replied waning-
what are we 70 dor asked Fannie. turn
ing her brown sySs eagerly 70 wallinstSrd
from one to the other OF the sisters ' Have
sSssE Of ySu sEis srs.iy slSsrly female
Aunt Pattyr The girls Jumped up and
elapped their hands. shed look like vfoiers
twin. II she were younger" explained Fannie.
The newspapers ate Il mp" 20 use BlAckie
DAVIS expressive way Of putting the matter.
At Walnngford's call they locked 10 HE
place % business. where Jackson'a whiskerB
and absolutely humorless face inspired con-
ndenoe TO beEin With, They we're ushsred In
UPON Wallingford and Billy the HegE. where
the genial J. Rufus. while compelling respect
BY his breadth OF waistcoat and richness OF
cravat AZ the same time removed any possi-
BILE chill BY his own irresistible smile AID
hendshake Of goodfellowship. They drank
WallinGford's wines and liquors with
avidity and smoked HIS hns cigars and im-
ported cigarettes with eagerness. When he
had them well soothed. he led them upstairs
In droves, and In the very nrst crowd were
81 the sphere.
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