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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10
If Your Are Afraid. Go Home.

In the great European war now rag
ing, the man who is afraid is sent
home-or shot.
The man who is afraid of taking
an advanced step in reform or in
business had better go home.
If you are afraid to break away
from the antiquatcd partisan notion
that the government should he turned
over to some political party to run,
you had Letter 20 home.
If you are afraid that you nav lose
poDularity, business or votes for JUS
tice of the Peace, in case you cut
loose from all responsibility for the
saloon, you had better go home and
let you rwife take charge of outside
affairs.
If you are afraid to openly attack
corruption, and you cannot attack
corruption very much without collid-
ing with the saloon. you had better go
home and stay there.
The time has come when the people
are afraid to trust the man who does
not represent their best interests po-
litically. Such Il man is out of date
and might as we'll go home.
There is no place in public life for
the man who has no opinions on any
public question and who is afraid to
take stand on one side of the fence
dividing good from evil.
The man who proposes to run for
Congress at the forthcoming election
without letting the people know how
he stands on the question of allowing
the states to vote on Prohibtory
amendment to the federal constitu-
ton, might as well go home before
the people send him there, carriage
prepaid.
If you are afraid of being known
as the friend of the home as against
the saloon, go home and crawl under
the bed.
When the Midianites were by the
hill on the north side of Moreh. the
Lord ordered Gideon to send home
those who are afraid.
There is no place in public life
for the man who is afraid. He is not
of much account even at home-a
good watchdog is better-but there
is no place to send him.
Send home the man who is afraid
of his shadow and give the strong
hearted ones a chance.
Elect MEN to places of public
trust. Send the others home to wash
the dishes and sweep the steps.-Thc
American Patriot
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10
What u Letter VIII Do.

A proofreader, anent the import
ance of triiles, read from his notebool,
these absurd sentences, each made
absurd by the omission of a single
letter:
"Thc conflict was dreadful and the
enemy WAS repulsed with great laugh
ter"
When the presidents wife entered
the humble sitting-rcom of the house
she was politely offered hair"
"A man was yesterday arrested on
the charge of having eaten cabman
for demanding more than his fare"
IAN employee in the service of the
government was accused of having
stolen small OK from the mail The
stolen property was found in his vest
rocket"
"The Russian soldier, Knackinoffos-
kewky, was found dead with long
word sticking in his throat" Eek.
change.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10
Facts For Sufferers.

Pain results from injury or conges-
ton. Be it neuralgia, rheumatism,
lumbago, neurjtis, toothache, sprain,
bruise, sore, stiff muscles, or whatever
pain you have yields to Sloan's Lini-
ment-brings new fresh blood, dis.
solves the congestion, relieves the in
jury, the circulation is free and youl
pain leaces as if by magic. The ma
ture of its qualities penetrate i'm.
mediately to the sore spot. Don't
keep on suffering Get a bottle OF
Sloan's Liniment. Use it. 1t means
instant relief. Price 25c. and soc. 81. 0C
bottle holds six times as much as the
25c. size.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10
A MERCiLESS JUDGE.
One Who Shows No Favor


A merciless judge is Father Time
Before him the weak and the wanting
go to the wall. Only the truth car
stand. For years the following state.
ment from Il Tazewell resident has
wjthstood this stearnest of ali tests.
j. Albert Hagy, Blacksmith, High
land ave-, Tazewell, gave the follow
ing account of his experience on De-
cember 1t4h, 1907. He said: "For Il
long time | had been troubled by weak
ness and dull, nagging pains across
my back and loins. One box of Doan's
Kidney pills procured at Jackson's
drug store, gave me prompt relief.
also noticed improvement in the kid
ney secertions after taking few
doses. am confident that Doan's
Kidney pills are u medicine of excel
lent merit"
RESULTS THAT REMAIN.
On July Sth, 1915, Mr.. Hagy said
"Doan's Kidney pills have cured me
and the cure has been permanent.
still have the same high faith in this
medicine"
Price SOC at all dealers. Don't sim
ply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney pills-the same that
Mr.. Hagy had. Foster Milburn Co.,
Props. Buffalo, n. Y.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by LOCAL applications. as they cannot reach
the diseased portion OF the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness. and that 10
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an innamsd condition OF the mu-
cous Inning OF the EustGchian Tube. When
this tube is inii8med you have rutnbiing
sound or Imperfect hearing. and when II Is
ehtlrely closed. Deafness is the result. and
uhiCss the Inflammation can DO taken out
ana this tube restored to its normal condi-
ton. hc;ring will be destroyed forever: nine
cases out OF ten ere caused by Catnrrh
which Is nothing but an inhamed condition
OF the mucous surfaces.
We VIII give One Hundred Dollars for any
case or Deafness tcRused 10y cntarrhl that
cannot he cured by Halls Catarrh Cure
Send for circuiars free.
+ ]; CHENEY & co. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10
BIRD LAW TO BE ENFORCED.
Sportsmen Warned That Federal Reg.
ulations for Protection of Wild
Fowl Must Be Enfrcced

Washington, d. c., Sept. with
the approach of the open season for
Shooting wild fowl, the United States
Department of Agriculture is warning
sportsmen that the federal regulations
as amended October 1, 1915, will be
strictl" enforced. Some misunder-
standing has arisen from the fact that
the various State laws do not ALWAYS
conform TO the federal legislation.
This is regarded as unfortunate but
IN such cases the department. must
insist upon the observance of the fed
eral regulations.
The department will consider any
recommendations submitted in good
faith for amendment of regulations,
but will hold no public hearings there
on, Gor will it amend the regulations
prior to October 10, 1915. 1t is the
pIrI ose of the department to conform
the regulations to the wishes OF inc
majority OF sportSmen SO far as it
can be done and at the same time give
wild fowl the necessary protection.
Federal regulations divide the Unit
ed states into two zones. Zone No. l..
The breeding zone, includes the States
Of Oregon, Idaho, Colorado, Nebras-
ka, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio,
Pennsylvania, and New Jersey, and ali
States North CT them. Zone No. 2,
the wintering zone, includes all the
States south of those named.
The regulations prescribe seasons as
follows:
Rails, Coots, Gallinules-Sept. 1 to
Dec. 1.
Woodcock-Nov.1 to Jan. |.
Shorebirds, Black Breasted and Col
den Flower, Jacksnipe, Yellowlegs-
September to December 16.
lnsectivorous birds protected indef-
initely. Band-tailed pigeons, cranes,
swans, curlew and smaller shore birds
protected until September l, 1918;
wood ducks. in Kansas, West Virginia
rails and wood ducks in California and
Woodcock in Missouri are also pro-
tected until September /. 1918
Shooting prohibited between sunset
and SUNRISE. or at any time on the
Mississippi river between Minneapolis
and Memphis. after JanuarY l. 1918.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10
No Chance to Try II.

a man who sells shower baths on
FIVE days trial, says the Louisville
Times, told this story:
Il sent one out to man in the
rural districts. told him to use the
shower bath five days and il ~ the
end of this time he was not satisfied
to send it back. This is the letter |
erceived:
"Iour shower bath looks good, and
perhaps is all right. don't know
whether it is or not because the five
dHys for trial passed before Saturday
m, Mt come around and didn't have
q chance to try it out."-Roanoke
inns.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10
Tako a
'ReMa92 9xde1QieaI
Tonight
1t will act as a laxative in the
morning
JOHN E. JACKSON.
GRAPHIC STORY OF TRIP
ACROSS THE CONTINENT.

Dear Editor, Relatives and Friends:
sl'm a long, long way form Tip
parary, cold Virginia. but my
hearts still there" To you / send
greetings and to the numbers who have
written me and received no answer,
don't think, for one moment, that your
missive was not apprenticeship it
was, and will try to remember each
one, if only with a post card from
some point yet on my journey. AS one
or the Utah women say, "I've chisel-
ed around till I've had very little time
to write"
The exposition is great and would
take many months to see it. / took a
sightseeing car to different points
around and through the grounds on
first entering. As i had seen the Ex-
POSITION in Chicago in 1893 and at
jamestown in 1907, and they are all
practically alike in many respects
have rushed through exhibits rapidly.
l wish you were all her to see the
show.
The California fruit exhibit Ia one
sight-the flowers are of all varieties
and SO luXuriant. The geraniums and
fuschias are the same as we house
all winter and sometimes die in the
Spring and are taller than ones head,
the alter are sometimes little trees,
two inches in diameter. l was like
Peter touching Christ-had to touch
one before | believed it. These plants
grow outside and bloom constantly
all winter, / am told.
Will say to the w. C. T. u. work
ers that the worlds exhibit of the
Womans Christian Temperance I'm
ion is doing lots of good and is visited
by many. 1t is looked after by Miss
Brown, who gives cordial welcome
to all. Much literature is distrib-
uted to all parts Of the globe. My
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10
A CIogged System Needs Attention

A ClOgged System Needs Attention.
Are you bilious, dizzy and listless +?
d.. Kings New Life Pills taken at
once seize upon constipation and start
the bowels moving naturally and cas-
lily. Moreover it acts without gripping.
Neglect of clogged system often
leads to most serious complications.
Poisonous matters and a body poorly
ftfnctioning need immediate attention.
If you wish to wake up tomorrow
morning happy in mind and entirely
satisfied, start your treatment to-
night. 25c. a bottle.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10

A certain father who is fond of
putting his boys through natural his
tory examinations is often surprised
by their mental agility, says the
Youths Companion. He recently asked
them to tell him what animal is sat
isfed with the least amount of nour-
ishmcnt."
"The MOTH" one of them shouted,
confidently. at eats nothing but
holes"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10
Newspaper Man Recommends II.

Newspaper Man Recommends II.
r. r. Wentworth, of the st. James,
(Mo) News writes: "a sever cold
settled in my lungs. / feared pneumo-
mia. Foley's Honey and Tar straight
ened me up Immediately. 1 recon-
mend this genuine cough and lung
medicine" Right now thousands of
hay fever and asthma sufferers are
thankful for this wonderful and sooth-
ing remedy.
Sold everywhere.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10
One Gucss-what Car Is IT,?

The us nv car. | shall
not want another. 1t maketh me to lie
down beneath it, it soureth my soul;
it leadeth me into the paths of ridiculc
for its own sake. Yea, though | ride
through the valley, Pm lowed up the
hill, for | fear much evil.
Thy rods and thy engine discomfort
ME. | annoint my tires with patches;
my radiator runneth over; | repair
blow-outs in the presence of mine
enemies.
Surely if this follows me all the
days of my life, | shall dwell in the
bughouse forever. "-Alabastin Brush
and Pail.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10

police Hold Pretty Girl All Day"
said headline in souther news
paper the other day, whereupon the
Columbia State enviously exclaimed,
"Gcminy, don't we wish we were on
that force" -Roanoke Times.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10
Did the Old Man Good.

Geo, w. Clough, of Prentiss, Mich,
is seventyseven years old and had
trouble with hins kidneys for many
years. He writes that Foley's kid
ney pills did him much good. He used
many remedies, but this is the only one
that ever helped him. No man, young
or old, can afford to neglect symp-
toms of kidney trouble.
Sold everywhere.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10
Prohibition Facts and Figures.

If the town goes "dry," buy a gal
ion of your favorite brand and turn
it over to your wife. Do all your
drinking at home. Every time you
take drink Nay your wife ID cents.
When the first gallon is gone your
wife will have IS to put in the bank
and 81 to buy Il new supply, each
gallon averaging sixty drinks. In ten
years at your present rate you will be
dead and your wife will have enough
money to go out and marry decent
manifestation (Canada) Phoenix
Did the Old Man Good
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10
a Smile.

"The thing that goes the farthest
Toward making life worth while
That costs the least, and does tn,
most,
Is Just n pleasant smile.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1915-09-10

"it's full of worth and goodness, too,
With genial kindness blest;
It's worth million dollars
And doesn't cost Il cent?"
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-12-19

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nuNha ,lt
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resHlaf mcNiiHa frHtt sfffHunn An
nieWsurs pferm m thr pNpiM ul
diitvrtnt fHtaft nas .Nvn fpNaVrd it
tuNiupNe rNHalHu NmunH thr tisitors
rffsNni Mrif Nra tWmau pr,euifN
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Nf NN'eutaN HiNaidcrt VT fhe lafcni
frqrhrf tHnssfi Refreshments uf
aHnNNW'fH and HIirU Nrfy trfeed ht
Misr NrHrld Mr kuhu aud Mfs
lemnelh
fna cofpus chrssi High school has
800 hui slam Yesterday defeated 900
snnFgs iaH lfAm Ns Haurp of Soy
te 81 naafA sal C,llcf Waro ihr
Ntats SNaNus risfr HnH aNNl li.rl t.tm
WNih 80 lhr Eerrue f'hfiHu riatra
lunllii,i, li nuitiHaapa thg Nransss luas
ANH fhe Cngnna tNfisu nne.ur waa
Az foiluNa fsrVaras ianr Ana tHa
sinwrrs NelNfU sbfefiiHfg ernirf
gri'ie umris if.aih Afa GtteeHs
NeirrN Substitute
There viii be a meeting 81 the y ".
At't9 iatinH af tH. Baptist rhHr.N un
fnesdes overtime 80 sQ Aias Auewr
Ntl hafr enarse ~ iHt meeUns Nf
Thomas l.eli WlN mpsr snort aa
attst
csspus chriss prsmats clab I'VE,
AZ tHe hamn nf Miss tiaNNs DolIcr
Friday aithl After thf business resi
lne sNN ninFtliu eee.al tiiue WEES cu
tNrl thNsf rfrarrt wers latnnie
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ANhNhi iNaHthN Shtis f'hasi AL
let thliN inkfari Annif Hueheg ana
ihr M,firaf iHh frssuan NiAen
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p & stanies, sales manager fer Hi
'ffci Natltnn yesterday reipftet en-.
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rtff Ns Nt4 in ii'|rrsss lhe iAsi ten
NNst 'onitacts hare Been li lor
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AZ eaiNNato hes,nnih4 t,ia tan.
NiNeif tiiNei 500 SsgtlNf Nas tsf4n-.
iitAHd AifieA frraents ~ teat Alldiiio,l
An'i i f'nrlosatlon ts.lss hatc l.saa
srvs'e,l wises slfuns an9 ihs cufssai
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Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-12-19

chaddigk a Company report tho
sale nt ne 'Nilenlns cafH dullns tho
tieti Nvrhk " ~ Alton overland
Touring Ner } a. i,uholisUn, as.r.
t'na feWuE ran 81 ~ lllesaman.
overland frNflnE Vat Walter NiSh.
hefaer Overland Six kinsssine Auto
and Eiseifis comalnN overland De.
t.tsrN ga
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-12-19
City NeWs -.
!: /: in Brief

Tho n /. Iseay Oakland Company
sesicnles ,epel,se lhe s,le and aeliyers
% Is Ala csliude, lale modsi ,,ahiaild
70 sauns liuue, = lS'ngssluc
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-12-19

Something new, the chln'''N 4
Dagger Hair Pins, haee loft
Nill mulle 70 uicc rhrlsiD$s ~
rrIiaturuf
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-12-19

90 Per Cent on on oeFA n,
mein. uuf n1 ouf pn'ls = ~
NIerourf IdcHi Stair rNrivif
iu ShUn. Advertisements
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-12-19

The s''y formally accepted slaples
street pttinE ifuH ihr trtsH NuuIliii.
'"npAnS iiilan $3.50 asfutt m hn
riN has hrun mort Improved u, tt.
pHNnte thaH fAs st1phs 4hla unn b,.f
year "a waa almost lmiuasahle uN ID,
eunm az the hvlt nfns. RHa resident
afr Huuied nsvf thr improved sis
pcererre and ihp Nri that en- nt.t
fe'"e VIII ovi Ne airHiea IS mud an
Staples Fliprt
The Beard ot pscstofs ct the Com
u'"rrsal riuN Nii hHM e msflfnH Nar
dos mHht ard ie,usH fWi afitna
Saves 0f all msinNsis As ta,rt Sc ufl
'n' h"HlHeHs matters io ho iakro uis
Pcstma4ter Welsh anpauaors that
dnriHR the ronWne mfrh anlt. ga a,
tnnnl 90 thr rush as iha seaalaf st.nnu
winaav stamps Wili he np aaic Sc the
money nfder window Parcel ,s,at ,s.aA
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-12-19

Nu D o. Nure4n yea A'''
unin t0 spend see haliasfs
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Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-12-19

IMrr1 S nfker VIII 'ea'e
nr Detroit Mch % eren' ~
days
The mirror., 1915-03-25
BRICKBATS AND PoSIES
By Uncle Goshdingit 1858

Hate turks ever at the feet of Envy eg-
ging it onward.
spring of falsehood.
One can see no beauty in the rose that is
held in the hand of Hypocrisy.
You shouldn't expect Poverty to make ado
over flowers when -four is its urgent need.
'Pathetic'' is the word we apply to the
fear the oh-so-tired hubby displays when
asked to hold the baby.
Folks who would cheap Goals of fire.
| should fearsomely pause at such extrava-
gance in the face of the coal man and cold
weather.
The man who lodges work may some
day overplay his cuteness to the extent of
lodging an opportunity when it comes
rustling by.
When Love spies Poverty entering the
cot, it grabs its hat and bids farewelI-you
see it believes in the adage; "Two is COM
pany, three is crowd
GA grain of salt should be taken in
assimulating current war dispatches, -
says some one with poor judgement of pro-
portions-be good guesser Old Sport, and
and pass more salt.
A glutton for punishment and candidate
for Carnegie Medal, is the girl who can
sit thru a boresome evening with a vaPid
hand-holding youth and suppress the mad
dening surge of yawn.
| Yes, Sherlock, ''pall bearers are the
salt of the earth, er-their tears salt the
earth; and, think of the fat and luscious ad-
vantage of being humble and Modified
"pall- to the noxiously stiff and
silent remains journeying to the waste bas-
| ket
The mirror., 1915-03-25
THEY ARE NOT ALL REARTLEss

The following was taken from a
North Dakota exchang:-
This week we looked in neigh
boring paper, expecting to see an ac-
count of how a young man had gone
wrong. Not line about the young
man could be found. A broken
hearted wife or relative had gone to
the editor and asked him to say moth
ing, and the editor had listened and
the tears had won the promise from
him. We have gone thro the same
thing ourselves many times. An
editor is human. He has likes and
he has dislikes; he loves and he hates;
his strength between love and duty
is just like thst of an average cit
izen. We remember one case in
particular. We had let a certain
thing 90 by because fearful moth
er bowed down with grief had come
to us and begged the favor. A big
hearted man had jumped on us about
it. and called us coward for so do
ing. A short time afterwards the sha-
dow fell scross his threshold and be
came running and begging US to say
nothing. YES" we replied, but
don't you remember the time when
you called M coward for keeping
still?" Il know he replied. but l was
wrong. 1t is differest now." And
we listened to him. There are things
that an editor cannot suppress. There
are other things that he can forget
with propriety. AS far as we are con-
cerned. we would rather listen to the
grief of parent than throw out a
moral for the gossiping public
t9 fesd HBSR:: Ws WWS9HHld WWS9HHld faattbbeeFf faattbbeeFf
wipe away the tears from the eyes
of mother than have nerve" e.
nough to JOIN the heartiess crowd of
flying tongues and sink the iron deep
er into her tender soul. So when
in his neighboring paper we
failed to find what we wanted, we
made no comment. But down deep
in our heart we admired that editor
and thot more of him because he
had heart that was tender and he
would rather listen to the jibs of an
unfeeliDg public than the sobs of a
broken-hearted mother, wife, or Sis
teri
The mirror., 1915-03-25

Guard Plante made another improve
ment in his department. After bugle call
all the walters must form in double line
at attention, until the bell rings. Hereto
they were permitted to drill.
Our green house artist must intend to
cover the whole place with flowers next
spring as he made E new hotbeds. And
as soon as the sun getsa little higher he will
have them shsck fullof young plants.
One of our orchestra boys was sporting
new pair of green sox last Sunday. Won
der if he meant to remind Paddy of the
Spring training for the Green Sox; if so, he
succeeded, for Paddy is on the jump.
1t was very tame around these diggings
on St. Patrick's Day. The only thing of
note we saw was Duke parading about with
a green ribbon on he. collar and so digni-
fed she wouldn't even look at peanut.
Christian Science services were held in
the Auditorium last Sunday morning with
a fair attendance. There are seats for
more. See if you can get seat next time,
you need not be ashamed to hear the word
of God; we all need to hear and can t
afford to miss it. Try it..
1t is a bad habit some inmates have in
throwing their library books ard slips into
the exchange basket and then complain of
getting no books. Remember that these
books are charged up to you-especialIy
new books-and you will be held respons-
ible if you lose one..
Well now, Uncle Goshdingit, if our
memory serves us you said two weeks ago
it would be 7O.OO5.3 thousand seconds
Until until h hs BAIL ball ssasS SBsRR Ash oar
half of that time gone by, and still no good
weather in sight.-makei it 70, O05, 1852 thou
sand seconds longer and then we'll see
you.
The Chautauqua meeting was success
and Pendennis has reason to feel proud of
his achievement. The music and papers
were of highest merit and the program was
rendered entirely by inmates. Several
hundred visitors who were present did not
come to hear outside talent, but came TO
hear us and Judge for themselves what we
are accomplishing. We hope they enjoyed
the meefinU as much nc did
The mirror., 1915-03-25
HERBERT KAUFMAN SAYS:
Continued from page u

1t can't be done. PrOvidence
won't reduce her terms for weaklings.
If you haven't will enough for
self-mastery you're congenital
acknowledgements to make
your way or hold it.
Destiny prescribes an occasional
bitter dose for everyone. Medicine
doesn't grow palatable by the post
ponement All the while you're de-
laying the ordeal. imagination keeps
tasting the stuff.
Men simply dodge consequences,
but never elude them.
Evasion can't cancel the obliga-
tion-it compounds it.
When fate does land delinquent
she exacts usury that makes loan
shark seem like a philanthropist by
comparison.
You can't run away from yourself
so don't waste time in the attempt.
Pay on the nail, Pluck discounts
the bill. A coward suffers enough
every day to settle his account in
full, and never reduces it.
Copyright, 1915. by Herbert Kaufman.)