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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1915-04-29
National Bank Conditions.

Loans and discounts of the 1883
national banks reporting to the Comp
troller of the Currency on his last call,
March A, amounted to Sc, 499, 964, COS,
an increase over December 81 of $152,
1928, 094, and an increase oyer the call a
year previous of about $l42, 900, 900.
Demand deposits amounted to SIS, 49,
801. 1926, a decrease over the amount
reported on the call year ago of $492,
AIS, 831 and oyer that of December 81
of about $25, 900, 900. Over drafts which
the Comptroller has notified banks he
will not tolerate, amounted to $7,O46,-
534. Total resources of the banks was
given at $11 $3.50, 846, 004.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1915-04-29
NORTH GLADE

We are enjoying fine spring weather
with the blessings of peace; while tur-
bulent storms rage in many places, and
the desolation of war prevails over a
large part of the world Millions of
lives are being sacrificed and billions of
dollars in property destroyed.
High cost of living and exorbitant
taxes are causing much complaint
among our people. War speculation,
and iniquitous legislation, is justly CEN
sured for most of these hardships.
Ex-Sheriff Oester, of Bittinger, at
tended Lutheran services here recently.
Judge Harvey and Geo. W. Moon
were business visitors at Oakland Tues
day of this week.
Willis Green has been having a great
deal of sickness in his family lately, we
are sorry to note.
We were sorry to have Prof. Sterling
move from our community at the ex-
piration of his school here.
P. F. Mellinger is moving his family
back to Nnrth Glade. Frank knows he
can't better himself.
Lloyd Winters has rented the Aber-
nathv property and is arranging to
move thereon
Citizens of Garrett county enjoyed a
little bit of nome rule in school matters
on the Il inst.
This is step in the right direction.
II. c. Hersman, Geo. H. Beckman and
Stephen Rhodes were elected trustees
for our school.
Rev. Marvin, of the Hoosier state,
preached in the Lutheran chapel IS inst.
Rev. McAmic breaches for US in the
Methodist church Thursday evening of
this week.
A fine new organ will be placed in
the M. E. church shortly.
Our Sunday school was recently re-
organized with the following officers:
Geo. W. Moon, sup't; C. 7. Rhodes,
asst; Earl Harvey. sec; Miss Ethel
Harvey, treas; Miss Gertrude Hersman,
librarian and Miss Nina O'Brien organ
lst. The present active teachers are c.
7. Rhodes, H. c. Hersman, Mrs. VIM.
Junkins and Mrs. Gilpin. All are cor
daily invited to attend and help make
it a success.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1915-04-29

If you want to rent your cottage fol
the summer, see l.. A. Rudisill. Raven.
scroft Building. Oakland. He is pre-.
pairing to use the city papers for adver-
Using Garrett county as a summer re.
sort and is listing property, for that
purpose, from any part of this county,
Advertisement.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1915-04-29
YOUR OPPORTUNITY

To buy 80 H. P. Maxwell Roadster
at a bargain.
j. G. MEALY, Oakland, Md.
Advertisement. 2-tf.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1915-04-29

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Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1915-06-24
Civil Service Exam.

The United States Civil Ser
vice Commission has announced
an examination for the County of
Meade to be held at Meade, Kan
sas on June %, 1915, to fill the
position Of rural carrier at
Plains and vacancies that may
later occur on rural routes from
other post offices in the above
mentioned county. The examl-
nation will be open only to male
citizens who are actually domi-
ciled in the territory OF a post
Office in the county and who
meet the other requirements set
forth in Form No. 1877. This
form and application blanks may
be obtained from the offices men
toned above or from the United
States Civil Service Commission
at Washington, D. c. Applica-
tons should be forwarded to the
Commission at Washington at the
earliest practical date.
United States Civil
Service Commission.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1915-06-24
Notice

DIR. G. A. Davies, specialist
on diseases of the eye, ear, nose,
and throat will be at the office of
DR.. Leslie in Meade on Monday
every two weeks, beginning on
May 10th.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1915-06-24
Simpson for Your Bridge.

Simpson for Your Bridge.
Don't fail to get Fick's prices
on your harvest order,
Attend "Pygmalion and Gal
atea." 1t will help Meade.
Alfred Smith has returned
from Hutchinson.
See Simpson about your teeth
for good health.
See Casteen and get a Cush.
man engine for your header and
binder for harvest.
Don Otto, of Miuneola, was in
Meade last Saturday on business
Some of the wheat, in the vi
cinity of Fowler, has been cut.
F. W. Flick has large stock
of groceries for harvest.
B. Snyder has returned from
Missouri where he has been for
several months.
J. H. Hoffman who formerly
owned the North Side meat mar
ket, sin Meade for few days,
Miss Gladys Buis has return
ed from two-weeks ysta with
friends in Chase Kansas.
Flick will make you good prices
on case lots of goods.
]. c. Mahoney reports that the
drill at the Minneola well is at
work again. The depth is 1860
feet, The formation is brown
shale, Liberal News.
I have decided to do dental
work again in Meade.
w. w. Simpson.
Just received car load Of
groceries, See Us for snecial
prices by the case-Cooper &
McCay.
During the electrical storm
Wednesday night lightning
struck one Of the chimneys on
J.Is Stamper',s residence, tore a
hole in the roof and shook the
place up in general. After SER
iously damaging the telephone
it went into the ground by way
Of the ground wire.
J, G. Leslie and family of JEFF
ferson City, Missouri are guests
at the home OF Mr.. Leslie's bro
Their, DR.. c. B. Leslie and family.
Mr.. Leslie is Deputy State game
and Fish Commissioner of the
state of Missouri. He visited in
Meade twelve years ago and says
he notes great improvement in
our city in that time.
Equip your header and binder
with Cushman engine for the
coming harvest. Casteen has
them.
lam going to give special at
tentlon to nice gold crowns and
cleaning teeth.
W. W. Simpson.
Thirty years in the Mercan-
lie business ard now ready for
big harvest-Fick.
New Underwood Typewriter
'een used but little. A bargain.
Inquire at The News office.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1915-06-24
A Bargain

We have on hand in the depot
near Meade a fine Kim ball So
note PLAYER piano. In order to
avoid the expenses of re.ship-
ping or sending salesman out,
will sacrifice same for cash or
sell it to a responsible party on
easy monthly or quarterly pay
ments. Write us and we will
forward full description and par
iculars.
w. w. Kimball Co.,
Topeka, Kansas.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1915-06-24
Arkansas Diamonds

Since the discovery of diamonds in
Arkansas, in 1908, 1875 stones, aggre-
eating $50 carats, have been found
there.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1915-06-24
rhelr Ex[stence a EaiIure.

They who are most weary of life,
and yet are most unwilling to die, are
such who have lived to no purpose
who have rather breathed than lived.
Earl of Clarendon.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1915-06-24
For Sale

Residence property in Meade
well located. Address,
Mrs. ]. D. Wehrle,
Center, Colorado.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1915-06-24

The 25th anniversary Of our
company was celebrated by
erecting the most modern safe
factory in the world. Wide
awake men who received our
special selling inducement,
rendered II necessary to double
our output. We are spending
many thousands Of dollars en-
largfng our sales organization,
but to learn all particulars, IL
will cost yeu only the price Of
q postal card.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1915-06-24

Thirty years in the Mercan-
tile business ard now ready for
big harvest-Fick.
New Underwood Typewriter
been used but little. A bargain.
Inquire at The News office.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11
FIELD MEET EVENTS
CAPTURED BY A. & NJ.
North Carolina Aggies Defeat Wake
Forest in Long Distance Runs
and DaSheS.
HARRIS WINS go EVEN
Wake Forest Wins the Pole Vault,
Hammer Throw and Broad Jumps,
Scoring Is Points to- 4. " MS ~.
Harris and Potter Tic for Second.

WAKE FOREST VA April 10
showing up strong in all Of the long
distance events and winning first plac.
In all oS the hurdles and all OF the
dashcs except the 30. ~ * NJ. expo.
rienced little difficulty in winning tn,
first meet of the season from WAX.
Forest to-day by the score of :. to 40
y ~ NJ. took all three places in The
two-milc. onc-lnile and half-milc They
showed UP almos, equally as well in
'ne dashes ana hurdles. taking FRS,
place IN all but the go. Harris finish
ing FOR Wake Forest in this event.
In the pole vault. hammer throw and
broad jump. Wake Forest was much
the superior OF it's opponent. takinu
hr1 It. RinG. IN al three.
NUMBER OF points scored. He took frs,
place in the high jump. O-yarG
hurdles anu shot nut, second place il
the broad jump ana third place in til,
hammer throw, registering a total ot
nineteen points. Harris, for Wax,
Forest, ana Potter, for \. X NJ, came
NEXT with eleven points each The
loo-yard dash-rotter y. & NJ, FIRST,
clever e,,, seconds Harris. Wake Forest
High jump-NcDougal, \. 4 Nj frs,
feet inches; Harris Wake Eorcs;
second; Franks; Wake Forest: third
l2o-yard hurdics-McDougal, y & NJ
Forest. second; Howell, Wake Forest
third.
2s2o-yard dash-uarris Wake Forest,
mrs,' - seconds liine. \. x NJ. second
Half -Abernethy, A. K NJ. frs,
minutes seconds: Scott \ Il NJ
second; Ray. \. Il NJ. third
shot put-McDougai, A. L. NJ. first,
~ feet 10 inches; Cook, a. & NJ. second
Hiackman. Wake Forest third
Two mlcs-iarris. a. X NJ. first II
minutes II seconds: Johnson. ~ & NJ
second: Goodson. ~ IL NJ, third
22"-yard hurdlcs-Potter. y. & NJ.
hrst, 81 seconds: Powell. Wake Forest
second Rpciot. =. e. NJ. third.
one milc-Milne. 4. & NJ. first
minutes 81 seconds; scott, l. <: NJ.
second; Coffin ~ 81 NJ. third
Hammer throw-Powell Wake For.
.Si, hrst, ." feet . inches: Herring
Wa.s Forest. second; McDougal. \. &
steward dash-Hinc. A. & NJ. first
80 seconds; Bird. Wake Forest, second
Jordan. Wake Forest. third
Broad jump-Herring. Wake Forest
frsl. II feet 10 inches; McDouEal s
y NJ, second; Terrell. Wake Forest
Pole vault--Warren. Wake Forest
Urst, feet 6 inches: Eldridgc a. &
NJ second; Thompson, Wake Fores,
third.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11
M'GRAW TAKES WtLIOP
FOR SIURRISG REMhRK

The Giants took the loss OF the game
much 30 heart. SO much so that Muggsy
McGraw frequently displayed some OF
tn" grounds n fan inquired jovially:
Don't YOU think that we have some
team, MugsyH'
McGraw turned and snarled back an
ofars.v" reply
The last word was hardly out of his
lips before rciort in the shape Of 81
ham Ike fst caught the New Yorker
IN the point Of his jaw. onyl the close
ly damned crowd Kept MueSsy from
hitting tho turf Police and other
spectators prevented Il repetition Of
TN. blow
The Giants and Nirrinians will plai
this afternoon at Back Ray. u suburb
~ Baltimore. some % tn. players left
last night. but others were the guests
Of local men at the Society Minstrcls,
where a number or jcsts at their en-
prnse were sprung by the amateur
hlackfac. artists
The Ircrip.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11
STYLES OF TENNIS PLAY
OFFER MANY CONTRASTS
Why Western Methods Differ So
Much From Eastern
Systems.
HARD COURTS RESPONSIBLE.
Climatic Conditions NeCesSitate As
phalt Courts on Pacific Coast
Fasteners and E.nylisii Players
Are Bound by Custom OF Years.
HARD COURTS RESPONSIBLE.

In contrasting styles Of tennis play it
misnt seem that euNitonmcuial condi-
generally irpr"sses one Is q restless,
energetic, naturally imrulsive iudivit-
ual. The fastener usually is inter
preted as q decentralization Of the other
extreme. being more conservative and
Deliberate
This type distinction is brought out;
clearly In the gam. of lawn tennis AS
an illustratiou take for example tn
the Eastern game.
The question has repeatedly been
asked Why Should the Californian
have styi. SO different from the East
"'n ana English game" Il has been
shown that the characteristics of the
West are. eXempli!ied in its tennis But
heyond this point lies the more siEni-
typical Pacific Coast style. The eli :
naic conditions have ue-cssitated the
use OF asphalt courts. which render il
court game. The bound Of the ball is
so high that it is impossible Ia handle
fast return 10 advantage. The OBJ
jcci Of the player is to gain the net.
and In order to 10 that "A fast serve
had 10 be developed 10 force the on
ponHni beyond ihe base line. thus al
lowing the server opportunity TO gain
The advantage position Il; the net,
easily
The service and ne, game are the
style OF play. These wcr. dcvelopd on
nara courts 10 enable them TO compete
more succcssfuliy against each other
In their homo tournaments. The lack
OF back court Skill Is due 10 the fact
that back court game IS not ncces-
sary
In reCapitula,ion it can be said that
the difference between the Eastern and
Pacific Coast styles is so marked be
cause environment nodded the game
of the latter, while custom and Years
schooling lr 81, -,
the Developments Of The former TYNE
characteristics on the courts arc due
10 what the Fasteners consider the
Western atmosphere.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11
TORONTO LEAFS GET SOME
NEW ADDITIONS TO SQUAD
Two More Players Report to Manager
CIymcr for Spring
Practice.

\ despatch from the Leafs training
camp last night briefly stated that
First Baseman Graham and utility man
Trieste had reported. and that Pitcher
Manning was the only member of the
present roster who has yet failed to
report.
PRESIDENT MccaTerty. OF tho local
club. returned home yesterday from
Washington, where no left Manager
Ciymer and the players. Unlike last
year those going into the camp this
spring have all signed their contracts,
and tho Pres therefore, has no cause
10 worry. the latter trouble hcing
turned over to Manager Clymor, who is
proceeding 10 weld them into a team.
According To President McCahcrty.
out Fielder Brackctt. the long distance
sluggcr Of the Northern League. aud
last wear with Duluth, is the tallest
man on the team. being over six feet
and Of husky build. Pitcher Blanche.
ErHckctt'a tcammatc last season. IS also
tall and rangy, and resembles Ber,
MaNWcl somewhat. Pepe and tIol-
lander the two infielders, are Of chunk
build.
Southpaw Saver a former Princeton
College, twirlcr, who has been with
Cincinnati this spring on the training
rip has been turned over to the Leafs
by the Reds. He comes highly recon /.
mcndcd.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11
BUFFALO IMTS Do INDOOR
WORK ENTIRELY ALL WEEK
Rain Forces Bisons to Practice I'm Gym.
but Team VIII Get on Field
To- Morrow.

BROcKTON. April lO-Whatevcr
chance the Bisons had to get out on
the ball field this week was spoiled
yesterday by steady rain, which fell
for the greater part Of the day and
forced tho members OF the Buflalo In
ternltionals to work indoors. Tho
chances for getting out on the diamond
this week arc slim.
Manager Donovan is in Boston to-
day in search OF a pitcher. Fulcnwider
has not reported. and 1t is said that
the club is not running after him. lie
is In the South at present
Buck O'Rricn. former Red Sox pitch
CT. may Join the team IL he Is willing
TO accept the terms offered him. How
ever, IL is said that he wants too much
money, and may not he added to the
Bison twirling STAFF.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11
COLLEGE BASEBALL

~ athens Ga.-Georgia, .. Mercer q
y. New Haven-Yale. s. Fordham. =
=; West Virginia .
~ Amnhpolis-Navy. s: Colgate. o
~ Bnltimore--Johns Hopkins. :,
Maryland ArEics, g.
At rhiladclphin = Swarthmore H.
Pennsylvania G.
~ Ithaca. n. Y.-Buckncn. 4. Cor.
~ Atlanta, Ga.-Georgia Tech. 7,
University of Alabama, G.
~ Observation-Disclosures. 5; VIII.
~ West Point, y. Army. 6: Rut.
gers, o.
AZ Observation-Disclosures 10: Ursi-
nus, O.
AT Burlington, y. C.-Wakc Forest
II: Zion COLLEGE o
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11
ROYALS INFIElD rs
PER CENT STRONGER
Montreal Manager EIpect. 10 Get
Nash from rdinnls for
Third BASE.
HACKENSACk \ a.,

HACK FMS
,ho,,rb - ~, N'-ll 80
date mas bscr Tnre u"
door e1arcieSs ~ -, 'u
ager Dan IjC.vla. ,..,'"S IN ma !.
c0ntder. 49,. ~, 5000 ~ u' u-i'"
much he,,er scr. ~ 80. ~. "p
the case las, s't.n,r. ."r, u w..
team viii he - ~ rar, re,'ar =
season than last va=r bpC.,sa o "a 80.
strengthened our, r.Ir 49, -
saiG Manage lI5,,l.t tn-ds W.
IN hopes OF landing Kcura.r NJ =
me 81 Louis Nationals - ccrLirs
third hnsemau ana ~ a.. 49, ,'1r',
iul Joe YeagtI viii b.. ,,.ed ga $50
ire irhelder .,d ,f,cr ti,, -
tIcriA, ,.r, ." con-. i'"""
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11

HEAVIER Dam Mn. ,,n-u

hF..NN r.K I'AM, w. AprIl 10
Mn"yer Dam High school ,his after
ne Gordonsvillc High school. and aasii T..
defeated them. II 10 |. Walton hni,I
~. visitors To one hit. Tho t;ordons
VII" team showed lack Of team work
batteries: RcaVcr DAM Walton
ana Hall: Gordonsville-Bello and
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11
THE0lOCS BEAT JACKETS
IN A ONE-s|DED GAME
Union Theological Seminary Com.
pletely Outclassed Ran
dolph-MnCon.
Ashlanders Were Unable t" Hit An
derson, Who Pitched Third Game
of Wcck-Boswell Got Three Hits
in Five Tries.

ASHLAND. VA. April lo.-I'n!on
SEMINARY defeated the Randolph Macon
college in 4 one sided game at Ash
land yesterday. The Preachers had
them out -classed IN every stage Of the
game. Only TWO men OF tho Ashland
team reached first base The features
81 INC game were Tho hitting OF
hoswcii. and the pitching of Anderson.
ihis being his third game this week
Bon score.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11
,Inkcs InLoor Polo Nnnlt ncrnrh.

poRTl. AND, ORE, April l0-Samuel
heInh. OF the Multuomah Athletic Club
~ the Columbia indoor meet here to-
day established n new worlds rccnrd
Tor indoor pole vaulting Ho cleared
inc bar at - feet : rs inches TIL.
previous indoor record was ]. feet
inches.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11
i;srhcn IN Released.

Jimmy Escnen, III" jersey CIV ont.
he!der. who vas with the Yankees a
couple of seasons ago, has been uncou
ditionaly released ny Manager George
Wiltse Eschcn mas been negotia,irc
with the Newark and Bufnio Feds
and fused 10 sign p Jersey CIV con
ira ith large cut in salary,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11
iNTS BEAT GIANTS
IN FAST CONTEST

Continued from First PareD
trips 20 the bat. Captain Ball was the
only other hatsman 10 make two hits
both being Of the scratch variety. Hoff-
mans circuit swat and Rates's two
hageeT were the only other extra base
hits by the Tnts.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11
CLUB MATCHES STARTED
BY WEST END CuNNERs
Thirty Oud Men Take Part III Open.
ing Shoot of the
Season.
VERY GOOD SCORES ARE MADE
In Spite Of High Winds, Clubmen
Get Many Hits-W. Is. Jerman Is
High Shot, Winning From T.. H..
StOrr, Professional.

Thirty odd men shot in the opcnirp
matches of the West End Gun club
yesterday. No high scores were made
and the high wind which blew stealth.
across the traps during the entire a.
ternoon was the excuse given BY The
men who were expected To do bet,.,
II was noticed, however, in tho extra.
where the scores are not kept. .hai
these men shot pretty near to thci.
known form.
To w. II. Jerman. treasurer Of the
club. wen, the honor OF leading all tho
shooters IN thG opening match. aud
best professional shots in tho South
three birds. he has Il bouquet or two
coming To him. Though Starr oniy
was va! up IN the iinetics in the ex.
trhS. Colonel Grundy not only shot
we'll In his extras, but starts tho sea.
son nj an so per cent clip. I'lippen.
helms and Coleman were tied !or sec.
ond honors Dr. Hasbrokcm made ~
GUT OF - on trap No. !. while on tran
ing In the sixth division
Several men 20, out too late to rcc-
istet IN the rs:suiar match, but shot Ii
sho, -, .n
49, Broke
W :; I Sr,na IS
W. =. Neiins q
e.. y. Coleman 4:
J.. j. Fltppcn Ii
,,:ouis Ruerer 80
T.. H. Storr So
w ~. Eamts ............. 40
Col Barton II Grundy ............ ia
NJ. u. Hart ................... "a
Or. - l.. iills,nan. 4,
YIN; Rueecr, Jr. .................. ~
&C. ',I.vt $3.50. J
Or l.. y. iiasbrokem. 70
u. NJ. Garrett .......... -
IarT Sheppard 50
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11
WILLARD NOT YOUNGEST
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
-Four Years Older Than Sullivan and
Jeffries When They Got
Title.
WILL SOON GET EXPERIENCE
Ten-Round Bouts Will Put New
Champion in Condition to Meet
MI Comers-Has Always Lived a
Clean Life.
Age Of Champions
When They Won Title

The following shows how old tho.
various heavyweight champions
were at thc time of scoring their
iituinr Victories. beginning with
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11
m",nnn Reds Dcfe,, ,,.

! In y, GA, hprn N TT''',,
soii ,H s"'s ,. ,".1,E 1cfes,ed iuanTa
nnal gam" or tho exhibition s,ct,, ne
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-04-11
New York

Thorpe, re,ritt Home runs--Iioffman.
Thorpe, Mcrkie. Sacrifice hits--McIn-
ms. Kellogg. stolen bases --Doyie e.,
murray, SnodgfaSS. Double plays
10 Merklc. Hi;s-OT pcrritt, . in )
innings Bases on balls ny Pcrriit
!. by Marpuard. L. by Russell. q
struck out-Ey Pcrritt. 3: by Mar
GUARD, .. b. Russell. =. Passed balls
rIauitc, ! Left on bases Richmond
4 New York. 3. Time OF Rame, 1855
LmDiics. Big bic and Hooker.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1915-10-16

My cuzzin Artie and me was playing
serkis today in the frunt hall, Artie
beeing the elefant and me becinS the
Animil trainer, and made him do awl
sawts of tricks inclooding sum even
reel elefunt coodent proberly do, in
clooding spinning GROUND avn his tale
and singing It's Lawng Way to Tippi.
rary vile he was standing avn his
frunt legs, and aftir we got tired think
ing up moo triks sed. Let's go up in
the setting room and show pop and ma.
Awl rite, sed the elefunt. And we
went upstares and I stuck my he'd in
the setting room doar, saying, Pop, do
you wunt to see trained elefunt.
Sure, bring him alawng, ha, ha, sed
pop.
Ma, do you wunt to see trained
elefunt, l sed.
o, well if it amuses yure farthir,
sed ma.
/. Jumbo, come in, I sed. And Artie
cain wawking in avn his hands and
feat, swinging his he'd frum wun side
to the uthir like elefunt wawking,