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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-02-02
TAKING a CHARGE.

Crabshaw-Didn't I tell you not to
let me catch you doing that again?
Tommy-Yes, dad
Crabshaw-Then why did you do It?
Tommy-'Cause / didn't think you'd
catch me.-Judge.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-02-02
prnuinn the Proof.

Mamma (sternly) Tommy did you
eat the cake left on the table?
Tommy-No mamma; did /, Clara?
Clara tagged hree)-'Deed him didn't,
mamma; | saw him didn't.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-02-02
UsuaUy.

do you know where the little boys
go who don't put Their Sunday school
r.oney in the plate?
'Yes'm-to the moves. American
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-02-02
DIVIDING the Work.

BILL see Doctor Naegeli, profess
sor of medicine at Liege university,
commends the practice of yawning.
He says it is excellent for the lungs.
Jill-Well, let him go on doing the
talking, and Wen do the yawning.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-02-02

Take your elbows on the table.
You know better than that" Il know,
but I'm just getting in training for the
corn-on-the-cob season"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-02-02

Goodness, how dirty your face Is,
little boyi"
"Yes'm; we amt had Company for
more'n a week. Puck
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-02-02
That Wise Dad.

willie-Paw, what does hoist by
your own petard mean?
Paw-It means getting run over by
your own automobile, my son.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-02-02
Adept.

DO you play golf?"
mo, but l dress 1t and talk 1t per.
fectly."
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-02-02
Common Specimen.

Common Specimen.
Knicker-Is Jones a tired business
man?
Bocker-No, he is a tired Jacket
business man.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-02-02
Optimistic Thought.

Well has he lived who has lived well
in obscurity.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02
Conscious Doors Of Kindness.

The conscious doors of kindness are
probably the most surprised people in
the world. In the first place, they are
almost certain to feel that they don't
get due credit, that they are misunder-
stood. They are surely misunderstood
by themselves. BY others they are
not likely to be misunderstood, particu.
iarly by those they do good to. IL.
for example, the virtuous patronizers
of the poor could only know how. in
many instances, the poor felt toward
them, they would at first be indignant
and resentful Then they would won
der how they had escaped with their
lives.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02
pAppOT&O
OBS /6Nm \
HAROLD MACGRAIH( "a
Author9f The carpct1romBaSdadSN
The Place Of f1oneymoons, etc IT.
81 w
? mr. 1O9BJ7zE102LLL OO/ZNInY

can't begin to tell you how many other
accomplishments she has"
We'll, stump mel" returned Mallow.
rs she a free-thinker?"
What the devil is that? What do
you mean?"
Only this, If she ali you say she is,
why does she pick out an absconder for
a friend, chap who dare not show
his phiz In the states? heard the tale
from man once employed in his Of
flee back in New York. A bcach-comb-
er, dock-walloper, If there eve was
one"
"Mallow. you'll have to explain that
instantly"
Hold your horses, my friend. What
Pm telling you is on the level. She's
been hobnobbing with the fellow all
the way down from the Irrawaddy. so
I'm told. Never spoke to anyone else.
Made him sit at her side at table and
jabbered Italian at him, as If she didn't
want others to know what she was
talking about. know the man. Fired
him from my plantation, when / found
out what he was. Can't recall his
name just now, but he is known out
here as Warrington; Parrot & Co."
The consul general was genuinely
shocked.
"You can't blame me for thinking
things" went on Mallow. what man
wouldn't? Ask her about Warrington.
You'll find that I'm telling the truth,
all right"
''If you are, then she has made one
of those mistakes women make when
they travel alone. l shall see her at
tea and talk to her. But l do not
thank you, Mallow, for telling me this.
A finer, loyaler-hearted girl doesn't
live. She might have been kind out
of sympathy"
Mallow bit off the tip of his cigar.
Hes handsome beggar, If you want
to know"
Il resent that tone Better drop the
subject before / lose my temper. I'll
have your papers ready for you in the
morning" The consul general caught
up his pen savagely to indicate that
the interview was at an end.
"All right" said Mallow good-natu.
redly. Il meant no harm Just nat
urally curious. Can't blame me-
I'm not blaming you. But it has
disturbed me, and wish to be alone to
think it over"
Mallow lounged out, rather pleased
with himself. His greatest pleasure in
life was in making others uncomfort-
able.
The consul general bit the wooden
end of his pen and chewed the splin-
ters of cedar. He couldn't deny that
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02
SYNOPSIS.
10

Warrington, an American adventurer.
and James, his servant, with n Gagged par
rot the trio known up and down the lr-
rawaddy as Parrot e. Co., are bound for
Rangoon. Elsa Chetwood, rich American
girl tourist, sees Warrington and asks the
purser to introduce her. He tells her that
warrington has beaten a syndicate and
sold his oil claims for 10000. Warrington
puts Rajah, the parrot, through his tricks
Tor Elsa and they pass two golden days
together on the river. In Rangoon, War
rington interferes in a row over cards
caused by an enemy, Newell Craig. Elsa
is annoyed by Craig and stabs him with a
hatpin. Warrington discovers Elsa on the
singapore steamer. He avoids her. Craig
Is aboard and is warned by Warrington
who ceases to avoid Elsa. Craig strs up
evil gossip. Elsa tells Warrington Of the
hatpin incident and he hunts up Craig. on
murder bent. He finds him stretched out
drunk on deck and turns the hose on him.
At Penang Mallow, who drove Warning
ton from his plantation when he learned
his story, comes aboard. Warrington tells
Elsa that Mallow and Craig both will tell
that he spent money that did not belong
to him over the gambling table to Craig.
and asks her not to speak to him again.
Mallow bats Warrington, who keeps his
tcmper
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02
KIDNEYS CLOG UP FROM
EATING TOO MUCH MEAT
Take Tablespoonful of Salts II Back
Hurts or Bladder Bothers-Meat
Forms Uric Acid.

We are a nation OF meat eaters and
our blood Is filled with uric acid, says
well-known authority, who warns US
to be constantly on guard against kid
ney trouble.
The kidneys do their utmost to free
the blood of this irritating acid, but
become weak from the overwork;
they get sluggish; the eliminative It's
sues clog and thus the waste is re-
tanned in the blood to poison the en-
tire system.
When your kidneys ache and feel
like Jumps OF lead, and you have sting
ing pains in the back or the urine is
cloudy, full of sediment, or the blad-
der is irritable, oblging you to seek
relief during the night when you have
severe headaches, nervous and dizzy
spells, sleeplessness, acid stomach or
rheumatism in bad weather, get from
your pharmacist about four ounces of
Jad Salts; take a tablespoonful in a
glass of water before breakfast each
morning and in few days your kid
neys will act fine. This famous salts
is made from the acid of grapes and
lemon juice, combined with lithia, and
has been used for generations TO flush
and stimulate clogged kidneys, to neu-
tralize the acids in urine so it is no
longer source of irritation, thus end
ing urinary and bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot
injure; makes a delightful efferves-
cent Whitewater drink. and nobody
can make a mistake by taking little
occasionally to keep the kidneys clean
and active.-Adv.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02
81 Meant No Harm"

it was like Elsa to pick up some dere-
lict for her benefactions. Women had
no business to travel alone. 1t was all
very well when they toured in parties
of eight or ten; but for a charming
young woman like Elsa, attended by a
spinster companion who doubtless
dared not offer advice, it was decided
ly wrong. And thereupon he deter
mined that her trip to Yokohama
should find her well guarded.
Il beg your pardon" said pleas
ant voice.
The consul general had been so
deeply occupied by his worry that he
had not noticed the entrance of the
speaker. He turned impatiently. He
saw a tall blond man, bearded and
tanned, with fine clear blue eyes that
met his with the equanimity OF the
fearless.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02
Do NOT HESITATE
To Use Cutlcura on Skin-Tortured
Babies. Trial Free.

A hot bath with Cuticura Soap and
gentle application of Cuticura Oint-
ment at once relieve, permit rest and
sleep and point to speedy healment
of eczemas, rashes, itchings and irri-
tations of infants and children even
in severe cases.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura. Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02
CHAPTER XIII.
After Ten Years.

The consul general saw before him
an exquisite. as the ancient phrase
goes, backed by no Indifferent breed
of manhood. He believed that here
was a brief respite las between acts)
In which the little hypocrisies could
be laid aside. The pleasant smile on
his high-bred face was all his own.
And what may / do for you, sir?'
He expected to be presented WITH let
tiers of introduction, and to while away
half hour In the agreeable discussion
OF mutual acquaintance.
Il should like few minutes private
talk with you," began the well-dressed
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02
Eireproof Wood.

To make wood fireproof. slack a
small quantit.- of fresh lime and add
water until 1t has the consistency Of
cream; stir well and add one pound OF
alum, IL ounces of commercial potash
and about one pound of salt. Stir
again and apply while hot. Two or
three coats will keep wood flreproof
for many months.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02
We Bond Morn People

than any other company in the world.
Maintain a special department for
bonding public officers-agents every
where. Write for rates to Official Bond
Department, NATIONAL SURETY
COMPANY, 80 West Street, New York.
Americas Leading Surety Co."-Adv.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02

A mans inclination to give advice
is strong in inverse ratio to his tit.
ness to give it.-Albany Journal.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02

A pessimist is a person who is dis
appointed if the worst doesn't hap.
pen.-Albany Journal.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02

Beautiful, clear white clothes delights
the laundress who uses Red Cross Ball
Blue. All grocers. Adv.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02

Anyway, a man never has to worry
about ventilating system for his air
castles.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02

Analyze the contents of your cup of
sorrow and you'll be surprised at the
happiness found therein.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02
That Twinklinq Star.

Bill-You say the actress showed
you all around?
Jill-Yes; she was my guiding star.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02

II isn't always the promising young
man that fulflls the promise.-D
ret News.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-04-02

Smile, smile, beautiful clear white
clothes. Red Cross Ball Blue, American
made, therefore best. All grocers. Adv.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-06-07
WIN FOR \ OF
18TH Will MEAN
REGIMENTAL WIN
Then League Leaders of Same
Organization Will Fight
For Fiaq
INSTRUMENTATION LEAGUE.

Especial Star-Bulletin Correspondence
SCHOFlELD BARRACKS, June =
If X Company of the 25th Infantry sue
ceeds in defeating Company of the
1st Infantry this afternoon, the series
for the post championship will end in
a blaze OF glory for the 18th Infantry,
and A and K companies will have to
fight it out to see which gets the
pennant.
A Company's last game was with
Battery c on Saturday, and from the
way c Battery trounced the two LIST
Infantry teams it looked as though this
game would be great contest and a
record crowd filled the stands long
before the game was called.
The wagon soldiers started in with
a rush and pounded the great Jasper
all over the lot, scoring four runs in
the first inning. 1t looked sad for the
18th, but the tables were turned in
the third inning when A Company
scored eight runs and finally won the
game by a score of 25 to 6.
c Battery's troubles started in the
third, when Moore's unforgivable err.
Tor at the third sack filled the bases.
Gilbert, the next batter, famed, but
was called back to bat by Umpire
Swinton, who claimed that the last
strike which the catcher picked up off
the ground was foul tip. A wordy
scrap ensued with much dashing of
gloves upon the ground, and Swinton
found himself the center of torrent
OF, reproaches from the bleachers.
Though Swinton may have been in er-
ror. in his decision, there is no one
who knows the old sergeant who could
doubt the honesty of his opinion.
The game was finally resumed and
Gilbert drove out single. This start
ed the fireworks. Moore was replaced
in the box by Montgomery, but still it
continued. Heavy stick work aided
,hX plain everyday quitting" on the
part of several of the artillery players.
resulted in. turning the game into a
huriesque Six home runs were made
by A Company and innumerable two
and three sackers. Two of the home
runs were made by Jasper, the A
Company twirler.
Troop 3 Forfeits Game.
Troop B failed to put in an appear
ance at the 1st Infantry grounds yes
terday afternoon to play game sched-
uled with c Company, LIST Infantry.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-06-07
OFFICERS OF 18TH
AGAIN TRIM FIELD =.
ARTILLERY BROTHERS

Especial Star-Bulletin Correspondence
SCHOFIELD BARRACKS, June Il
In their second game with the officers
of the 1st Field Artillery, the 18th In.
fantry officers yesterday afternoon
won a more decisive victory than a
week ago. The final score was ii to 4.
The Artillerymen were weak at the
bat. and we're always at the mercy OF
Lieut.. Wyman, the star twirler Of the
18th, whereas Beard and Winton were
hit freely and the doughboys fairly
wore themselves out running around
the bases. Lieut.. Harbold stretched a
scant double into three-saeker by
his unusually fast sprintIng, and play
ed an errorless game in right field.
Lieut.. Saunders scored five of the IA
runs and made four hits in five times
up. -....~ ,.
Both teams played we'll in the field.
There were several double. plays, and
one triple play by the 18th. With
Lyerly on first and Beard on second,
Peyton hit to Canoe who threw to
Saunders at second. Peyton was
doubled at first, and Maj. Butts
whipped the ball to Ballinger, who
caught Beard at the plate.
The officers at Schofield are anxious
to cross bats with the officers of the
Maryland. among whom are several
stars OF the naval academy teams OF
the past
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-06-07
JOHN T. NOR, JR., OF
HAWAII DOING WELL

Especial Star-Bulletin Correspondence
HIL0. June Hawaii is once more
in the athletic limelight, and one of
the young men born and raised on the
Big Island is responsible for the
boost.
John 7. Moir. Jr., now of Cornell
University, has been gaining fame by
his prowess in the rowing game. He
was selected right at the start when
men were picked for try-outs for the
varsity crew and. although there were
many changes made, in fact, SO many
that the crew almost changed alto
gether, young NOR. the junior oars
man. retained his seat in the eight
and rowed in the big race.
John T.. it, was honored few
weeks ago by being initiated into the
Quill and Dagger Club of Cornell.
This is one of the most exclusive
fraternities of the big varsity.
w. w. Goodale Moir, brother of
John T., Jr., is also at Cornell and
he is doing very well in every way.
He is a great favorite and has done
splendidly both in his studies and on
the athletic field.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-06-07

Once upon a time, TO wit; two years
ago, one OF Pitcher Naples fielders
m7de an error with the score tied
In the twelfth inning and Maple thus
lost q well pitched game for Stanford
10 the Portuguese Athletic Club nine
y Thus il was that yesterday Maple
resolved TO have revenge and the
Portuguese goat was prepared for the
killing. But it happened that the
goat refused to be killed and when
the contest yesterday was ended,
harken TO this score:
Portuguese 9, Stanford /.
il wasn't that the Paresa players
showed any particular class either in
batting or hitting, indeed, II WASH I
al all necessary. Eight errors by
Stanford and three passes in one
inning was sufficient. Naples 1913
forty-two centimeter pop gun had gone
rusty and in the third inning the Stan
ford gunner lost his range and five
Portuguese crossed the plate on three
passes and one lonesome hit
Maple was hardly a pitching won.
der. In the six innings pitched, two
Portuguese. only went the strike-out
douSS. 1He blAiH IuulHB saw duOlucT
Portuguese batting bee. This time
three hits and a pass ended the frame
with four more taliies In the Faresa
column. & "a 81
In the seventh Mr.. Maple took up
his position at shortstop and Twirler
Hayes occupied the cunning stand.
Hayes showed fair sample of pitch
ing, but his support was rotten, very
rotten. But no more Portuguese
scored
The Stanford tally was made in the
first frame. Third Baseman La Mere
booted Eanders ground ball. Stat.
ford hunted and on Dawson's wild
throw both men were safe. Workman
sacrificed both runners along. Land.
ers came home when La Mere threw
Dent ont at first. Three double plays
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NAVY OFFICERS
ISSUE Def TO
FORT. sH|I|AI|.FT'E||:R||

Especial Star-Bulletin Correspondents
FORT SKATER, June 1.-THE
gauntlet In the shape of very large
baseball mitt has been Haunted and
flung in the faces Of the, Fort Shafter
officers by the has-been ball players
of the Maryland and, seeing no honor
able way out of It, the said mitt has
been lifted and the time for the Cruel
ing bout fixed for Wednesday after
noon at o'clock sharp on the diamond
at Fort Shafter. g = - !. Es-'.....E r
The navy, as usual, has no team to
speak of, just as 1t had no scrappers
to speak of recently, when each guest
at the smoker felt his nose as he
left the scene to see whether or not
it was all there. ..-..v ~ r ~ -,
An agreement has been made to the
effect that at the end of the seventh
If either side is ahead five runs or
more the game will cease and the los
ers will be saved two innings of en-
barrassment. The army has selected
Capt. Redington to hold its indi-
gator and Lieut.. Brown of the navy
has been asked TO offciate around
lhe bases. The I'd Infantry band will
be on hand to play little slow music
for the navy and fox trots for the
army. All of the services are invited
TO, be present.
The lineup of the two teams will be
as follows: .
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STAR-BULIETIN
s,s Fs5 $50 s{Ftp. ~ E.-.f5s. ;
SENIORS TAKE
TTGERsI'''::N(IMBER
SENIOR LEAGUE.

The Star.Bulletin team defeated the
Tigers IA to 7 in the games hall of
the Y. NJ. c. A., Friday night, in an
indoor ball game played in one hour
and 10 minutes.
/. Team work on the part Of the Bulle'
tin players, especially the alright
work of the infield, held down the
Tigers, while Frank Tyau alone drove
in eight runs, connecting with the ball
every time he came to bat. He was
six times at the bat and registered six
hits, which was just twice the number
that any other player got on either
team. In the fielding line Tyau also
ledh his team, getting two hard tries,
while off balance, and then making
the best catch of the game in the sew
enth, when he got Fun Luke's foul fly
in among the spectators.
The Tigers are handicapped to the
extent that their regular catcher is
now on the mainland with the Travel
ers, and substitutes thus far tried out
behind the bat. have not been able to
hold Lum Dung, who has all kinds of
speed. The best playing for the Tigers
was done by Tai 10y at short, who
covers more ground than any man on
the team, and David Bent at first, who
fields his position well and generally
hits when a hit means a run.
Kong Tai led the Tigers at bat, get
ting three hits, two bases on balls and
scoring three runs. For the Bulle-
tins, L. Sin at first and F. Tyau at
third did the best work in the field,
while F. Tyau was a mile ahead of all
in the hitting line, with c. Chang sec.
ond with three hits.
Two errors we're charged up to the
Bulletin players, while the Tigers were
guilty of eight miscues, the majority
OF which proved costly. Lum Dung
famed Is Star-Bulletin players, while
All You sent IL, Tigers back to the
bench by the strike-out route.
Runs and hits by innings:
Star:Bulletin ...3 0 3 % 8 2 0 O-14
Tigers ........O u 10 0 Q
The. lineup of the teams was as fol,
lows: .'~',.'~:
Observation-Disclosures Hoy, 2b; B. Ana.
hue, SIS; F. Tyau, 3b; A. Chew, c; L.
Sin. 1bs C. Chang, If; H. Bent, RI; R.
Lam, c; All You. p.
Tigers-Fun Luke, 3b; Kong Tai.
2b: Lum Dung. pi Tai 10y, IS; David
Bent, 1b; A Chan. If; John Camacho,
RI: L. Sin, CT; T. Sing, C.
Umpires-Charles Souza and James
The next game in the Senior League
will be between the Star Bulletin and
the Kauluwela teams at Kauluwela
Thursday evening, June 10, at 100
o'clock.
In the Junior League two games are
scheduled for this week, both between
the Star-Bulletin and Kauluwela clubs,
the first to be played at Kauluwela
June. s. and the second in
the Y NJ. c. A. games hall Friday
June II, both games to begin at 80
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-06-07
REDS Win FROM
WHITES IN POLO
"a. MATCH At POST
Z .

Especial Star-BHlletin Correspondence
SCHOFIELD BARRACKS, June t.
Quite crowd assembled to see the
first match polo game of the season
at Schofield, played Saturday after
noon between two teams of the LIST
Field Artillery. The poloists of this
regiment have been divided into three
evenly matched teams to play series
CT games for practise and amusement.
Saturdays game, which consisted of
six periods, resulted in a victory of
the Reds over the Whites by a score
of "A to 2. - Is. ..:..
Capt Williams came to the front
in the first chuckur with two goals for
the Red team Lieut.. Potter scored d
safety and NayIor goal in the sec.
ond. In the third period neither team
could score though the ball narrowly
missed the goal on several occasions
In the fourth period both teams scored
goal, Naylor for the Reds and Jones
goal in the fifth, and Potter raised the
Reds score another point with che
OF the prettieSt shots of the game,
sending the ball squarely between the
posts from near the center Of the field
The last period was fast and exciting.
with the ball travelling from one end
of the field to the other, but Naylor
was the only one able to score.
The lineup:
Reds-Williams, l; Potter, 2; Nay,
Tor tcaptJ, 8; Rogers, 4.
Whites-Jones, /; Beard (captD, ?;
Deshon. 3; Bowley, 4.
Referee-Lieut.-Co Mcmahon.
Goals-Naylor 8, Williams 2, Jones
2. Potter l. Safety, Potter.
The next game will be on Wednes-
day afternoon, when the Whites will
line up against the Blues. The Blue
team will play as follows: Dodds, No.
]; Maxwell, No. 2; Gay, No, 3; Pey.
ton, back.