davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17
Severe Fighting In Progress,

Geneva = Severe fighting In in
progress on tho plateau Of C0fnioo
and Doberdo, between tho italians and
the Auatrlons according TO pdylcoa
from innsbruck
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17
EauIpped,

"Whoo going to umpire the ball
gamer
Lets get nligglns"
why, he'd make good umpire.
lie hasn't any popularity to lose"
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

They say that marriages are made
in heaven, but his satanic majesty
seems to have q corner on the bfms
stone market,
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17
lImltatlonh.

Jack-1 hear that you have quit the
literary game
Jill-Yes ! despaired OF ever writ.
ing up to my publishers printed esti'
mate OF my work,-Life,
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17
Dividend Declared

Newark = A stock dividend Of ESQ
per cent was declared by the New
Jersey Zinc Company which lncroow
cd lla capital from ElOOOOOOO to S35,
100000
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17
Leaaer EVIL

81 zee they are having fresh earth
quake shocks in California"
"Yes; criticized AZ II H. prefer
our ground rent system to the one
they have out there"
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

Many man has thought he had
found good company because its
promoter was good company
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

II she In the right sort Of woman
tho same man never says tho wrong
thing 10 her more than once.
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

yOuN OWN DRUGGIST WIlilTELLYOu
TU MUfuN I'VE Remedy fUf lltd, Wehk WaioU
just Hin oumiutt Write zoe Hook vi The I've
bY mail tiup Murine hga Npmpdy Co.. thlOagU
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

The matchmaker sells watches and
the jailer watches cells,
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

When farmers laugh at a town man
It generally is because Of his Inability
to hitch up a horse,
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

When young man or a clock gets
too fast q setback Is necessary.
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

Wash day IL smile day II you Use He'd
Cross hall Blue American made, therefore
the best made, ADV.
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

A woman has more homer than
man-that Is, more clothes on er.
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17
Quite Another Place,

Did the policeman catch this mar
In nagrante doliotuY"
mo, he caught him IN q saloon"
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17
Cnnaenunneha.

"ilow uppiah that girl lBI"
mo wonder, Her father made his
money building skyeerapers"
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

Sometimes a man goes TO church
on Sunday rather than spend the day
at home,
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

II n tcnycOrold boy had the prlyl'
lego OF eelocting his parents no would
pick out Il different SCI,
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

A mans for ever" Is Just about as
long as woman's five minutes"
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17
That's ALL

what were you doing so long at The
photographers
Merely awaiting Developments"
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

when n mans sins 1nd him out
they are apt to hang around until h0
comes In again,
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

lto n poor mulo that won't work
both ways,
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

hut there are Na good compliments
In tho social swim an ever were hshed
for
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

And most Of the people who try to
ylndlcOte themselves by saying they
did the best they could, didn't
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

Bodness is adorable In a man, but
deplorable in a woman.
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

II love is blind, how can 1t discover
a locksmith to laugh at?
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

And many n man whom the world
calls great isn't oven IN the near.
great class from his wiie's point Of
VioW
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

Jltneys are seriously affecting
street railway revenues In Vancouver,
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17
Safety Elrst,

"Why did you rick your life 70 save
the man from drowning
"fle owed me SiB3,"
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

Sounds Like a Stadium Piece,
He Have you ever seen the nebuli
OF Andromeda?
\ She-No whore was II played?
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17

The barometer was invented in 10i3.
The Harrison times., 1915-07-17
The Past Tense.

"Did | understand you TO say the
woman Dubbns married Is well olt?"
mo she was"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-03-12
WHAT'S INDIGESTION?
WHO CARES? uSTEnI
aPape,s Diapepslnn makes Sick, Sour
6assy Etomachs surely feel fine
IN five minutes

Time TT II I'VE minutes al stom.
ach distress viii 90. No indigestion.
heartburn, sourness or belching Of gas,
acid. or eructations Of undigested fo0d,
no dizziness. bloating, foul breath Or
hesdache.
Pape's Diapepsin ID noted for tts
speed ii regulating upset stomachs. Il
Is the surest. quickest and most GER
tain Indigestion remedy In the whole
world and besides II ID harmless.
Millions of men and women now eat
their favorfte foods without fear-they
know Papes Diapepsin viii save them
from any sfomach misery.
Please, for your sake, get large
fifty-cent case Of Pape's Diapepsin
from any drug store and put your
stomach right. Don't keep on being
miserable life Is too shortyou are
not here long, so make your stay
lserecable. Eat what yon like and 'di-
Rest II; enjoy Il, without dread OF re-
bellion 81 the stomach.
Pape's Diapepsin belongs n your
home anyway. Should one Of the fam
ily eat something which don't agree
with them or In case Of an attack Of
indigestion. dyspepsia. gastritis OF
stomach arrangement at daytime OF
during the night it ID handy to give
the quickest. surest relief known. s.
advertisement.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-03-12
COMMITTEES OF
HOUSE TO MEET
WITH governor

Following HIS anpouncement at the
reception OF Governor Pinkham to the
members Of the house Of representa-
lives, Speaker Holstein Of the house
today arranged for conferences be.
tween the chairman Of the several
house committees with the governor
over proposed legislation.
The speaker has set the following
days apart for conferences with the
governor. ali to be held in the morn.
ings at 9s45: Monday, chairman Of
the finance committee; Tuesday, 1u
dietary committee; "Wednesday, edE
cation committee: Thursday. lands
committee; Friday, health. police and
military committee; Saturday, agri
cultural committee.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-03-12
BIG ISLANDERS
STILL DEBATING
BOOSTER OFFICE

fSpeeiai star BnIieffn correspondence
HIEO, March 8. Considerable dis.
cussion Is going on regarding the
merits OF several schemes for doing
promotion work for the city Of Hilo.
Some people want q special agent 10
Gated IN the Promotion Commuters
Office in Honolulu A few are in "a.
vor OF giving monthly appropriation
10 some tourist agency and letting II
do the boosting for Hilo.
A well known man who has been
interested In promotion work Tor
some years past had the following TO
say the other day.
! THE proposition Of paying any tour
list agency in Honolulu q sum OF
money each month to boost for Hilo
would only be throwing away money.
The monthly appropriation would. no
doubt, be very acceptable to any tour
list agency as It would pay the rent OF
their Office in Honolulu and maybe
San Francisco as well.
"Thai any more good would come TO
Hilo than was accomplished by the
agency established by the Volcano
Stables Company in Honolulu. 10
doubtful. That any such arrangement
would be even as good as the promo
ton work done by the Inter-Island
Steam Navigation Company. which
pays man special salary every
month lin the year for just such work,
Ii very improbable.
Manager Wright Of the Volcano
Stables Company has publicly admit
ted that his company's expensive cam
pafgn in Honolulu was an utter fall
ure. He says that II all the tourists
who were induced to come to Hawaii
by the agency were valued at liberal
sum per head and the money Jumped,
the total would not begin to pay the
salaries and office expense IN Homo
lulu.
Another thing Is that these agen.
cies are not part and parcel of the
Hawaiian Promotion Committee II
the people Of Hilo appoint man Of
their own, that individual would be
established in the Promotion Commit
tees rooms and would be treated as
an official of that organization. He
would not be looked upon as q rum
ner for q hotel. automobile garage
or any particular sort of business con.
Germ. The Hilo representative would
be trusted to give impartial advice as
regards travelling accommodation,
hotels, stores, scenes, rates, roads and
points Of interest. The tourist would
be met at the steamer along with the
secretary Of the promotion COM
mittee.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-03-12
BREAKWATER EQUIPMENT
IS BOUGHT By MARSHALL

George E. Marshall, who took over
the Hilo breakwater contract, and
who returned from . trip to the Coast
recently, left for Hilo Wednesday on
the Mauna Kea Before leaving he
made the announcement that on his
recent trip he had purchased the sea
going tue Painter. and had contracted
for two large scows. the outfit to be
used in transporting rock for the cap
and slopes Of the breakwater from
the Waipio quarry. The tug Is to be
delivered at Hilo April |, and the
scoWs. 500 tons each. are to be there
in the rough early in April. The deal
involves 100000.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-03-12
BAKER GRATEFUL
To HAWAII FOR
HIS RECEPTION

DIR. Pifrley A Baker, general super
intendcnt OF the Anti-Saioon league Of
America, who left Honoluln Cor the
mainland Wednesday expressed the
great pleasure Hawaii had afforded
him while here. The hospitality and
kindness Of the people here made his
mission in the interest OF the league a
personal pleasure as well as far reach
ine from the standpoint Of the local
Anti-Saiocn league. he eaid.
= Count on me as friend of Ha-
Waii,'' he remarked in departing. Il
shall endeavor to marshal all our
temperance forces in an effort To sa-
cure any legislation at Washington
which the good people here may deem
advisable. We have In our national
league 500 state or district superin-
tendents, 900 stenOgraphers, presses
&C headquarters turning out eight tons
Of literature daily. There are scores
upon scores Of Legislators and sena-
tors as well as governors In sympa ny
and cooperation with us.
The local workers are convinced
that DR.. Bakers visit has done the
temperance work on the islands q
great deal Of good II his suggestions
made to the advisory committee last
Tuesday are acted upon by the execu.
tive committee soon to convene, the
local branch will hereafter be official
" allied with the national league.
Delegates win be appointed to attend
the biennial convention to be held II
Atlantic City, New Jersey, next July
for which purpose the new million dol.
lar pier has been engaged and Other
extensive preparations are being
made.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-03-12
CONE TO THE
SEASIDE DANCE
TOMORROW

After the dinner hour tomorrow
come out to the Seaside hotel and
have pleasant evening Of dancing.
Fine orchestra ADV.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
SUPPLIES ALWAYS ON HAND
British Claim to Have Made Transport
Systemic the Front as Perfect as
10 Possible.

When II is mentioned that 1000 tons
Of goods-food and other necessities
are sent every day from the base de-
pots to the firing line OF the British
army, some idea of the gigantic task
OF the army service will be gathered.
This enormous weight OF goods. says
Harold Begbie, comes almost entirely
from England. for we are not buying
in France even so perishable neces.
sity as milk. Vast stores are brought
from England and loaded into sheds
at the base depots.
All day by motor dory and railway
truck supplies for the troops are sent
out from these base depots to stores
as near as possible to the firing lines.
And just as reserves are accumulated
In the docks, so reserves are accumu-
lated near the front, since an accident
to the railways might cut off the fight.
ing soldiers supplies.
On one occasion there was delay
on the railways of SO hours, but not
only did the soldier at the front get
all his food and ammunition, but he
did not even have to draw on the re
serves have mentioned; regimental
stores we're sufficient for his need
Everything goes by clockwork. There
Is no room for an accident.--Londor
Tit-Bits.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
Candy Relieves Fatigue.

The value of candy is recognized by
military authorities. The British sol
diers in France are reported as con-
Stunning "prodigious quantities of
sweets" A captain at the front with
the British army reports that the can
teen has five times the demand for
sweets that was expected, and one.
fifth the demand for beer" The Aus
tralians encamped in Egypt have eaten
all the chocolate to be had In Cairo.
Scientists contend the sugar has
much food value and is good sub
stitute for alcohol. Chocolate. for ex-
ample, is harmlessly stimulating. Sol
diers have discovered what scientists
knew before, that sugar will relieve
fatigue quickly and give sense Of
strength that Is real without the sub
sequent depression experienced by
those who use spirits. Sugar and can
dies are found to be useful not only
to the physically tired, but to those
who suffer mental exhaustion.-West
minister Gazette.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
FROG IN BABY'S STOMACH
TadpoIe Grew and Waxed Fat on the
Infants Milk DIet-child
70 Dead.

The efghteen.months-old child OF
Mrs. Harry Wolf of Chicago Is dead,
following an operation which disclosed
conditions that many surgeons had de-
clared to be impossible, says q Goshen
(Ind.) dispatch to the Indianapolis Star.
While visiting her parents in SYRIA
cuse, Kosciusko county, last summer,
Mrs. Wolf permitted the baby to drink
hydrant water. Within a short time
the infant became sickly and lost flesh.
Treatment for indigestion was given.
but II did not reach the seat of the
trouble. Then an X-ray examination
disclosed black spot on the stomach,
and an operation resulted In a frog
weighing more than half a pound be.
ing taken from the infant.
Doctors who operated said they be-
lieved that when the child drank n.y.
drant water in Syracuse tadpole was
taken into the stomach and that the
frog DEVELOPED and lived on milk,
which was given the patient in large
quantities. Following the operation
the child improved rapidly and COM
plete recovery was practically assured,
when pneumonia developed, causing
death.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
AN EASY WAY TO GET
RID OF UGLY PIMpLES

Battle your face for several minutes
with resinol soap and hot water, then
apply a little resinol ointment very
gently. Let this stay on ten minutes.
and wash off with resinol soap and
more hot water. finishing with a dash
Of cold water to close the pores. Do
this once or twice day, and you will
be astonished to find how quickly the
healing resinol medication soothes
and cleanses the pores. removes PIN
pies and blackheads, and leaves the
complexion clear and velvety.
Resinol ointment and resinol soap
stop itching instantly and speedily heal
skin humors. sores, burns, wounds and
sunburn. Sold by all druggists.-Adv.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
GERMAN DRIVE ON
WEST POSTPONED
CHECK IMPOSED ON ARcADUKE
JOSEPH FERDlNANO's ARMY
CAUSE OF DELAY.
Neither Side Has Attempted Anything
Of Decisive Nature, and II 10
Believed II May be Weeks
Before They Do.

London.--The check which the Rus
slams have imposed on Archduke 10
seph Ferdinand's army in southern Po-
land, and the additional strain which
this has placed on the German gen.
eral Won Machslzen's army to the
right, has postponed, 1t is believed in
military circles here, the Il reatened
German offensive in the west, and
there is now a possibility that the al
lies will be the first to take the Of
fensive.
In support of this It is pointed out
that the attacks by the German crown
Princes army in the Woevre, which
the German press announced was the
commencement of q general move for
ward, have ceased, and what fighting
is going on along the western front
consists OF artillery engagements, a
few isolated attacks, and counter-at-
tacks by infantry, which make little
or no difference in the positions of the
opposing forces.
The British, according to the French
report, have repulsed q German at
tack. The German reports, however.
allude to this as q British attack, and
Berlin says 1t was repulsed with con-
siderable loss. In fact, the French
and German reports are generally con-
Trajectory in respect to what fighting
has taken place, but from the trend
of them 1t is evident that neither side
has attempted anything Of decisive
nature, and it is believed here that 1t
may be weeks yet before they do.
So far as the Germans are con-
cerned, military observers assert they
are bound to carry out their offensive
against the Russians until there Is
some decisive engagement, such as the
capture of the Lublin-Ch railway,
which, 1t is asserted, would have been
in their hands before now IL the Aus
TRANS advancing toward the city had
not been driven back.
Italian forces operating in the Ty-
rol are not seriously menacing Ro-
vereto by their continued advance in
the mountain passes from the east.
but, according to General Cadornas
report, are now advancing rapidly on
Riva from the west Thus the opera
lions IN the Trentina district are be-
Ing carried forward on both sides Of
Lake Garda, with Triest as the focal
point OF the advance
Official reports from the Tyrol
front state that engagements In the
Chiese valley and at Mount Piano
have resulted in favor of the Italian
Alpine troops, while the heavy artil-
lery has brought under range of its
fire the Notifications erected by the
Austrians on Ledro lake.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
The Floor Did.

Jimmy, five years old. had discov-
cred that he could do few turns on
the swinging rings in the gymnasium
of the Boys club, following the ath-
letic example Of his older brother. But.
as all Joy must end, so ended the hap
piness of the young swinger. His hold
slipped and he landed on the floor.
His brother rendered first aid
did the rings hit your" he asked.
NO." Jimmy replied between sobs.
but the floor did"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
Sandstone Smith Was Treasured.

odHustoTm ofnitn was NedssuTeu.
Say, looky yur!" snarled Sand
storm Smith. the widely-known Okla
homan, emerging from the elevator
In q Kansas City hotel Eve minutes
after he had apparently retired to his
room for the night, who In the
blazes is that cuss in the next room
TO miner"
"A guest who was In an automobile
accident this afternoon" replied the
clerk "The gasoline caught FIRE and
burned him pretty badly. am sorry
his groans disturbed you, but"
Jaw, that's all right I thought It
was one Of them internal cabaret per-
formers practicing on an accordion"
kansas City Star.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
Plan zepnIIn Raid on Rome.

Rome.-German Zeppelins, accord
ing to reports. have been transported
to the Austrian coast OF the Adriatio
sea. Their object, 1t is said, is to fiy
across the Adriatic to Italy past the
Apennines and 70 reach Rome.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
An Insect Tragedy.

First Mosquito-Whats become OF
our old friend?
Second Mosquito-His was a horri.
BILE fate. Those human beings poured
kerosene all over the place.
+. M.-But he liked kerosene.
s. M.-That was the trouble He
gorged himself with 1t, and then col
lided with FREELY.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
The One Exception.

Everyone seems to be here for
his health" remarked the new arrival
at the summer resort.
Yes. everyone but the hotel pro
prietor," replied the guest who had
been there three days. Judge ~
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
HattIeship sunk Pommern.

London.-The naval correspondent
of the Evening Standard identifies
the German battleship sunk in the
Baltic by a British submarine on
July as the Pommern. She carried
100 men
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
A Rescuer.

''Did you know Jiggers was q life
saver at Atlantic City?"
Nonsense! He can't swim stroke"
"He doesn't need to. He runs a
pawnshop and stakes people to money
70 pay their fares home"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
J. p. Morgan Improving.

New York;. p. Morgan, who was
shot twice in an attempt on his life
by Erich Muenter, alias Frank Holt,
was feeling fine and dandy" on Sun.
day, 1t was said at his office.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
Was Making signs.

While Jane, the new maid. was, TAX
ing her first lesson in arranging the
dining table, someone in the basement
kitchen put something upon the dumb
waiter below.
What's that noise?" asked Jane
quickly.
why, that's the dumbwaiter," re-
sponded the mistress.
"Well,' said Jane, hes ascratchin'
to get out."--Collier's.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
Teraino rbat wav

DO you believe these South Ameri-
can revolutions are contagious?"
which have a. tendency toward going
around" .fyf
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16

Train up child in the way he
should go and it's doughnuts TO fudge
he'll take a flyer in the opposite a.
rection.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
Hard Work,

First Flea-Been on vacation?
Second Flea-Nope, on a tramp
Penn Punch Bowl. i,,,
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16

You can tehmore about woman by
looking at 1e man she is with than
by looking at her. N
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16

But a woman always stops talking
long enough to give man a chance
70 propose.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16

But, even at that, what our neigh
bors think about us isn't apt to be very
far out of the way.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
Gloomy Observation.

do you think the world is getting
better?"
81 don't know anything about II"
replied the melancholy observer. 1T
seemed to be doing very well for a
time, but. judging from the European
news. should say 1t is suffering a
terrible relapse"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
One Dancer.

Optimist-The world owes me
living.
Pessimist-Look out that II doesn't
declare a moratorium.-Judge.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16

II all women were mind readers ev.
cry man on earth would take to the
tall timber.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Veal. watery
Just Eye comfort Write for Book of the Hye
BY mali Free. Murine Rye Remedy Co.. Chicas
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16
An insufficient supply.

II want to buy a COW. Silas.'
well, Hi. I've got one as Is hefty
creature. She's got one pint"
"Thet amt enough. l need at least
a quart, Silas."
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16

You may have observed that fancy
hosiery covers a multitude of shins.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16

British troops serving in India are
paid by the Indian government.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16

No Accounts Opened.
do you charge things here?"
"Only storage batteries, madam
Boston Evening Transcript.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16

Minnesqta averages SO bushels, of
corn peracte. -
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16

Love may not be blind. but It sci.
dom sees its finish.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16

Women seldom mean the pleasant
things they say to men.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16

Cocoa was unknown until Mexico
was discovered
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1915-07-16

On a Ladder.
Hampton-How did you get the
paint on your coat?
Rhodes-From the men higher up.