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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
Furniture

sOAIMY EROS. 40S STATE ST. Largest dealers of second hand fur- niture in the state. We pay more than others; we have no rent to pay. Ss10 all
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
Glazing

THE BRIDGEPORT GLASS GO, re- silver mirrors, equal to new, carry in stock French and American Plate Glass. Real estate ana carpenter trade solicited 26 Middle St.
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
Mineral Waters

DIAMOND ROCK MINERAL WAITER is one of the best ever discovered, will be sold at cost of bottling 500 dozen quart bottles. Phone 3001.
 12 aIIs
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
Real Estate For Sale

FOR SALE Main Street property, corner lot 51 by se. Two family house, twelve rooms. Paved streets. Good location for business. George w. Finn, 15 Arcade. s B al"
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
Foot Specialist

HERRs GOOD NEWS for you. pr. Mansfield can cure corns, bunions without cutting. 1107 Main St., Over Dillon's. P IS ds"
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
Plumbing

WE'RE READY TO DO TIMING and sanitray plumbing, from roof to cellar Estimates given. No Job too small or@ large. w. H. Aiken, 1258 Pembroke St R 5 all"
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24

WANTED -- American man. married, out or work months. willing to do any kind of work, will take charge Of a stock farm with 2 years experience, sob or and honest e. s. Care Farmer
 B 2s de
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24

POWE8FUL AUTO TRUCK for out Of town movin. rates reasonable. al- so piano moving We have large and small trucks. H. Hanson, 3560 Main St. Phone 3451.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
Hair Work
Help Wanted

WANTED-Agen to learn tho auto mobile business: special rates given to secure chauffeura to fill these positions offered. We guarantee to qualify you to make good. 465 Stratfrod avenue Phone 404e.
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24

PHONE S290, day or night Auromo- piles for hire. Aston C7arage.
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24

MUITIGRAPH, TYPEWRITTEN let ters, mailing and trade list, address ing and circularizing. Quality work and service Price and Lee Cos, sos Meigs Bldg. 136 Fairfield Ave.
 B 21 "tf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
MoToR VAN

HOLIDAY PRESENTS, all brands Of cigars, all kinds Of pipes, cigar holders, cigar ca6Es, tobacco in tins and Jars, all cigarettes. Newspapers and magazines. EckIer & Co, 1924
 Main St., near Gold St. H 24 "tf
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Architect

LEONARD AsHMTM. so5 Court Ex- change building. No. Ell State St.. Bridgeport, Conn. 2s aHs
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24

FOR E-Butcher blocks and counters. also horse, buggy and har- ness. F. J. Murphy 75 Henry St.
 IT tf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
1airv0yants

1ERa. BI.ANoH BARNARD. clanvoy- ant is reading daily. 1e9 South Ave Phone s6s-2. Meeting every Friday gp m. 40 atf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24

Advertise in The Farmer
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
For Sale

NEW SUMMER COTTAGE.-cheap, near water, Myrtle Beach,; easy terms; broad lot, $4 monthly. Got tage," care Farmer. BIZ as*
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
Furniture and Piano Moving

P. J. Murphy, general trucking. fur niture and plano moving. Plano Boxes for sale. 75 Henry St. Tel
 4z4s. R ss@
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
Rurnaahed R.saans

MM C1zARKs Iso corrfland street Laas se room, first floor with private bath. gtessm heat Other rooms.
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24

WANT ED-Everybody to know AEure phy the pcinteE formerly of 1o4 Berkshire Ave Telephone S7sS-
 R 20 tf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24

CONTINENTAL MOTOR MFG. co.
 of Muskegon. Michigan, want sev-
 era1 first class Bul1a.rd Boring Mill operators Must be speedy opera tors In reply state experience. .-ge and salary expected 2 I2sebs
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24

C;onnecticut corporation located in New Haven, where the directors have decided to sell $25.OO0 of pre- ferred stock and whose ability as such can get him steady position with bright future. Call or address Room 504. Cutler Bldg. 118 Church St, New Haven, Conn.
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24

WHEE1iER 6 COOK, state Street, do all kinds Of heating. also timing plumbing, gas and steam fitting. Calls promptly attended to. Phone 100. 26 alIs
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
Locksrnith and Hardware

KARPHlOW & ZUCKE7. Keyf1tting and lock repairing, electric bells in- tailed and repaired. 200 Fairfield Ave- Telephone 4944.
 B21 ds.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
Poultry

TO RAISE CHICKS first feed them grit1ess feed, then intern ediate and finally scratch feed the kind Park 6 Pol1ards sold by The Standard Feed Go. 437 Housatonfc Ave
 U 28 all"
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
Hot Water Heating
Inventors

WANTED-Invento to send for one of my booklets on US. and Foreign patent. Mercer L. B1ondel, Patent Solicitor, Conn. National Bank building. B 27 *h
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
Awnings and Sail Maker
Beer
 
0irOI ae:aie

BoHM A HELLER, D. O. fGraduate E21mer School Of Clairopractic1s Located years in Brid geport, Tel. 1189-2. Congu1ta4fcn Tree Office EcuxB: 2 to 19 ms to ?. m.: to D 21 dss
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24
Fer saIe

FOR sAIE.-VTeber square piano. in good condition. Come in and look it ever. The M. sonnenberg Piano CO. 1o6O Main St.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24

WALL PAPER 5e and 1oc the roll Oatmeals, varnish tiles. 1OO1 Broad St. B 20 eff
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24

AND WEDDING RINGS; W eddit1g ana cofnmence- Mnent giftA Parker Jeweler. AR. Gads B ss alle
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Help Wanted.
Wan Papers

LARGEST AND MOST, COMPLETE ZINE in Bridgeport. Wholesale and retail painters supplies James J. Conlin, TO and 72 Elm St, Bridge port, Conn. IS all
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24

Farmer Want Ads. one Cent . v7a-7
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Machinists

WE WILL A1AKE or repair anything In metal machine work. a1tigenous welding, brazing. etc. Waldorf Mo tor and Machine Co 185 Cannon St S 4 s6
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-02-24

Farmer Want Ads One Cent a Word.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-27
JUNIOR OFFICE ROY

n. y. fridy-mr. wilson who Is tho
president amt the only Teller who IA
good at this waiting dizziness Z
littel sgorgie medders is too I. 3;
ne was sitting down on the grass
neer a bench in central park last sat.
urdy when a man comes along and
Hops his self on the bench
gorgie never said nothing hut 4 he
watched that Teller like my dog spot
keeps his eyes glood to a rat hole +
what's the matter, sonny. said fhe
man, why don'tEyou 60 and play B !,
! don't want ito play, areplys gorrio
well, well, you don't meen to say
that you don't like to play, why new.
er herd tell Of "a boy who don't 3likaTto
play, aint44you feeling we'll n :.
yes sir. ! am fealing alrite, said eor.
maybe you are tired, for 1t amt mai!
chural for little boys to sit SO stiit
for q long time like you have been Ido.
ing. wont the other boys let you play
with them 80
n Q yes. they viii but / don't want "a.
well, why don't you want to, ink.
wired the man r
lam waiting till you get IN. for 4
man Just painted that bench white
about 10 minutes before you set down
johnny
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SATURDAY EVENING ovEMBER s7 i, 1915 i
aA PLACEaIiIII THE SUM,


Ys THE corpell football team superior 70 the uniyer-
sy Of Pittsburgh That question that will
never be satisfactoriIy answered. Those who follow
tho fortunes Of the Blue and Gold Pitt will never
sdmit that the team from Ithaca rates as high as the
Ritssbuzsh aggfegauoa and those who look Cornell
Ire their alma mater ssupfemey confident that the
Warriors from New York stand above all others
lon the gridron. u IS indeed that Pittsburgh and
Cornell did not meet this season, the first time in sew.
oral years that the two teams have fought out
The last two games played between the two eleyens
resulted In victories but past performances can
not be taken into in present records Both
teams went through the season without meeting a re.
and both have Of the strpngeststeams
In the country made records Of which they may
yell DO proud. .s \;
But while distributing places in the sun" how about
Tho University ot West Virginia? The Morgantown az.
eTegaton under the sllfu directions Of Coach Metzger
has completed one most successful the
history Of the institution has made record that
compares tayorably with Pitt and Cornell a battle
betwcen the West Virginia aggregation and either Pitt
or Cornell would worth going "a long way to see
1t is reasonable 70 believe that West Virginia would
bo able 70 give Pitt or Cornell q good stff fight
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+ ai D, Notes

J. H. Burns was a business visitor
In sFairmont today. q
John Hupp, Of Marietta. was the
guest Of Miss Monroe today.
William Knode Of the ". .. !,
Morgantown, Is spending the weekend
with his parents here.
Trace and Lester Remnant Of the
Wilynesburg College, are visiting their
parents over Sunday. sss, /? /.
Miss Bernice Foley is spending q
few days lat New Martinsyille with
friends. al 81 = M & S & s53s E. ssss
Miss Margaret Chalfonte, OF the w.
v. u visited with her parents here
several days. u III Il,
Harry Morrisileft here today to play
football on the FARM ont Normal team,
against Keyseriatl Keyser.
Miss Sheets, OF iMorgantown, went to
her home there to spend Sunday.
Miss Grace Strade is the guest OF
Miss Margaret! Chalfont.
Thanksgiving seryic es were conduct.
ed IN the NJ. q. Church, South, by
Rev. Perkins. Rev! o Dell and Rev.
] Rensbott tom yesterday
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HOW THE ENGLISH
SRELLE.D Town
Interesting Int Description Of
the Bombardment Of &
Dedeagatch.

(I3y. Associated Press.)
LONDON, Nov. 1.-THE much criti-
cized British view of war as a sort Of
exalted game or sport is emphasized
in a British officers description Of the
bombardment of Dedeagatch by the
British fleet, contained ina letter
published here. His letter bristles with
such phrases as was a grand picnic
/ for the menu "TheS ships companies
enjoyed themselves immensely. The
harbor.master's offices burned splen.
didly." "The destroyers were able to
creep in and plug all manner Of
things"
The officer began his letter BY re.
marking TINT he was playing piquet
with the captain when the orders
came to lift anchor and attack Dede-
agatch; and he regretfully chronicles
that "the exigencies of the servise
made me sacrifice "a hand containing
fourteen aces, There were some
grewsome preparations for tins battls
in the captains cabin, which had been
tulned into an operating theatre. No
need arose for using 1t, however. as
no license of the port was attempted
by the Bulgarlans. Z a !.
The description Of the actual BON.
bcrdment is in part as follows: -
AT about quarter past one in the
afternoon we loosed off at the big bar.
racks. Our first shot brought the sol
diers tearing out of the buildings, and
we eased up a bit and let them get
clea.. Then we banged and battered
away at about 1880 yards, making
enormous holes and smashing in great
areas OF walls. Unless someone was
killed inside the buildings; l think we
did not hurt anyone. German &C.
counts OF the battle declare that sew.
eral hundred soldiers were killed in
these barracks). ] &, 5ft4 z, nj FL,
I'VE were out for destruction and
damage, not slaughter, as the thrifty
Bulgarg hates to have his property
knocked about but cares very littlesif
This neighbor-or, even himself-is laid
out. II y n * X B w 4 y
"'After a bit we went for the har.
bor-very tricky work, as the bulk
OF the caiques which we had orders
to shoot atgwere Just beyond Ia low
outer breakwater,a and with a trajec.
tory from the ship, the least alteration
inthe elevation Of the gun made a big
difference. The difficulty was large.
lygsettled when our shells set the
masts and sails afire, and the flames,
spreading downward to the ships n
THE destroyers and monitors drew,
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much less water than cur Larger snfps
and were able to creep In on the lead.
the charts OF Dedengatch being fnac-
curate, and they plugged ali manner
OF things. Fortunately the popula-
tion Of tho town had all gone away,
and the troops stayed behind up in
the hills. 80 don't think anyone was
hurt We killed d sitting engine which
tried TO hide itself behind d bush. but
lone which ran away escaped an right.
Two OF the destroyers inspired Il to
Ilstill greater efforts with their four.
inch guns. y
when we realized that there was
no one to hurt It Just became q bon.
fro or Trafalgar Day fiireworks-it be.
ing the 10th anniversary Of the bat.
tie OF Trafalgar. We set all manner
| OF things on fire. Common she'll was
effective hut Slyddite was better. We
burned a vast mountain OF coal, many.
railway vans and trucks, ships, and
1.-TWO oil storehouses. is
But the best blazes were ware.
houses behind the Ecaique harbors and
an Immense factory stuffed with high.
Ily infiamable goods. It was six stor.
les high, ten windows square, and had
two annexesE each OF four stories. With
airoaring wind to help us, and no FIRE
brigadeSto spoil the fun. Il was a most
gorgeous fare.up. and thd flames were
Upright enough to cast a shadow six
miles away! N
The railway cars burned merrily,
the fire Jumping along from one to the
other and even eating away to wind.
ward. and the storehouses burned sol.
Idly and well, section after section
catching. They had great glass sky.
lights which were shattered by the
shells and ventilated the fire nicely.
THE great thing about It was that
nobody tried to put the fires out, and
II one got smoky, shell frightened
things up "a bit and improved the ven.
tilation, SO 1 don't suppose I shall ev.
er see a finer blaze than Dedeagatch.
The sparks from the big factory set
fires to leeward, and these developed
we'll. The coalheap fire unfortunate.
iy could not spread to anything, but
It blazed and glowed In the wind.
Sometimes a shell would not set
FIRE to a building-it would make a
uOio III AtHe IEOuLG wall anu burst IN.
side. q Or, II a lyddite shell, it would
blow the roof of and the brick wall
Unsatisfactory, but not picturesque.
The barracks were in several detact.
ed sections and only one OF them
burned. The Bulgarians had flag
flying over one Of the barrack build.
ings, and we brought 1t down in six
shots, itogethere with the building It
had adorned. AZ 81
I'VE stayed on until after dark,
enjoying the blazes. The flames from
so feet or more from the roof, and
the big warehouses must have shot up
the fire looked solid from the base.
ment upward-streamers fifty fees
long rushing upwards from each Of
the sixty windows on the front and
from the two annexes and sides. The
oil store burned during the afternoon,
a glow and some flames, but mostly
black. greasy.looking smoke, which
rose $500 feet and chung together for
about two miles. Unfortunately It was
in a tank In the ground, so could not
spread much. But one railway car had
oil or tar in it, and the stuff ran out
all blazing, a fine sight"
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BITS OF
STATE NEWS

In removing the broken glass from
, mirror which was o part OF an old
family dresser, Mrs. Ira Lemley, Of
Middlobourne, found a copy OF the
'Advocate Of Human Rights printed
q Medina, Ohio, for the months of
Only and August, 1886, says the Tyler
County Star ut Is interesting to
note that this little by:monthlyl Jour.
nal was then advocating the destruc.
Hon OF two monster evils Of that day
BIayery and strong drink. From the
tone Of the articles both were burn.
ling questions then as the latter Is
With US ct this late day. T. HUDSON
Is given as editor and proprietor
1T looks like old times" said John
Hubacher, ioyously to q reporter for
khe st, Mary's Oracle.
"And there, out In an open lot, with
HE fine November sun shinging on
them, were viii Pryor and al Martin
Uplifting and shaving hoop poles. It
cortainiy did look like thirty years
|ngo' in the opinion OF the reporter
who went on 70 write about It thusly:
pryor stood by post he had sunk
Into the ground. picking up pole
T Erom q huge pile, and deity split It
! With a Ratchet. Then he nicked It
md tossed II to Martin, who dressed
L down neatly with q draw.knife. max.
/ ing Pile OF sweet-smelling white
Dhnvings. This used to- be great
/ Industry In ST. Marys, and teams were
Kept busy hauling I'M hoop poles which
we're shipped either dressed or nat.
| nral to points up the river! The great
bot purchasers now are the Scrockery
|nanufacturers at East Liverpool, who
pay from eleven TO twenty dollars a
thousand for hoops.
According to the Huntington Herald
Dispatch one OF the most historic
STRUCTURES In the southwestern Sec
Hons Of the state Is a stone chimney
which stands at Buffalo Shoals in
Wayne county, the remnant Of a
house which was built there in 1900.
Tradition says, BY Roman Catholic
priest, who maintained IL as a shelter
for the hunters and trappers who
L were engaged In taking fur.bearing
animals theirs having been the first
Industry which white men introduced
Into this part Of the Ohio valley. The
date 10 still to be seen carved in the
|cand6tone. and the chimney also bears
bullet marks which bear silent wit
ness Of q battle which was waged
there In the time OF the Civil war by
Confederate soldiers and members Of
The Home Guard.
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slxiHuRTslNSAuTo j, rash

CHARLESTON, w Va, Nov. 27.--
Two men, two boys and two girls
were injured when an automobile col.
slided with sreet car in Virginia
street. The injured include y. N. Rob,
linson, hotel man. chest and arms
mashed G. r. Brown OF ERonceverte,
slight bruises; Howard Robinson. 0
years old, seriously hurt about the
body; Ada o. Robinson, bruised about
one hip: Ruby Robinson, bruiseli about
the body; Garland Robinson. both legs
injured. Carl Slower, Of Beckeley, who
was driving the car. was luninjured.
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glass Into a thousand pieces, This
frightened the hog and he mada for ,r
the door. By that time Mr. phi,,; ~.
w, was aroused and tackled the hog,
whlcn grabbed his hand in its mouth
ana an !, J. Git on three fingers, or at Least
,1ahgied them up so badly. that Dr.
pan mad to amputate them. The iioe
escaped from the house before Mr.
fhiilips had a chance to use his gum;
a deal has been closed by Robert
Morris Of Harrisville for the Point
eieasant Gazette and the Mason
county Republican both, weeklies ~ ~
,,sl, pleasant. They will be contin.
u ,. as separate papers and as Repub.
Ilcah papers also. P. w. Morris OF
Farkersburg one Of the best known
newspaper men in West Virginia will
go 10 Point Pleasant to take charge
OF both as editor. Halla Leggett WHO
mas been connected with one of ire
papers as manager will be retained
IN another capacity. s'I1s1H
It required just one year fen
months and fourteen days for the can.
collation. of ten million letters and
post cards at the Huntington Office.
me machine, which runs and regis.
ters ten million was run out Thursday
aha nad to be turned back to IL The
last time the machine was set Il re-.
qulred three years and eight DAYS 10
run II down. This cancellation does
not include the letters and .ords
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-27
WEST VIRGINIA. pATENTe

AS reported by H. e. Dunlap patent
lawyer, of Wheeling, w. Va, the Pat.
ent Office records show the recent sis,
sue Of the following patents to West
Virginia inventors: Edwin ]. Akins;
Moundsyille. road;building machine:
also oyer.shoe retainer; Charles II
Boardman, Vivian, car brake; Claude
r. Day, Arthur. drip-cup for paint
brushes; Homer E. Haskill, Hunting
ton, injector; Reginald Haseltine. do.
jsignorG to Wheeling Corrugating Com,
Ipany, Wheeling, coating iron and steel
sheets withilead and lead alloys 4 Louis
y. Keyser, Wheeling, gearing for wash.
Ing machines; George Ljeso,a Grafton.
portable fence and 8conveyor for thu
same; stanislaw szostak, Cranberry,
design for weapon. =
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lkNorthingto ;

Howard Thomas. of Monongah, spent
Thanksgiving with friends here.
Col. Andrew Geddes OF Washington,
d. G., arrived here on Wednesday
evening for a visit with his son, John
w. Geddes. s. s,IIfT7'li'
Mendel Hess, OF Shinnston, is Wis.
iting friends in Worthtngton this week.
Mrs. Thomas E. Minnear. Of Anna.
belle, was visiting her brother, Jesse
M. Wood, on Wednesday. 4 4 ~
Mrs. j. c. Jacobs spent Thanksgiving
with her daughter, Mrs. Jos. Ammons
at Warrington. a, i5llsi57Fl ~ :
/, James L. Morgan Of .Annabelle. was
q business visitor in Worthingtonl on
Friday. s 81 i;a5's5' - - n
! Elisha Brumage has let the contract,
for his brick residence to \ Norris q
Sharp. Work will be started In aEfew
days. VIZ &, y p III
Miss Irene MILAN. Of Carolina spent
Thanksgiving with friends here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles R. Harrison.
q Clarksburg, spent Thanksgiving
with Mrs. Harrison's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs: 7. F. Morgan. a. d
Thanksgiving services were conduct.
ed at the M. F. Church on Thursday
morning at 10: 80. The 92nd Psalm was
read as q scripture lesson and Rev. c.
g. lawson preached on Appropriate
sermon. AZ ~ I. NJ
Loyal Sisters, Rebecca Lodge No
1888 gave. a Thanksgiving social at their
hall on Main street. I, m
u A special election will be held here
on next Wednesday. cember &, to
decide the question of changing the
boundary lines OF the municipality.
Bricklayers began work on Friday
morning on the w. /. NutterS building
on Main street. -! Z N
Isaac McIntirei returned from bust
ness trip to Pittsburgh on Wednesday,.
Col:k George w. Price has accepted
10 position i'm the store of IA coal com.
pany at SDenbo, Pas and isl now! located
there. v g r ~ SIC
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RUFF STUFF
BY RED.
Those who attended the game and
are now able to talk above a whisper
please send us the recipe.
(BY coNDp.)


are now able to talk above a whisper
please send US the recipe.
Ten minutes difference in the town
clocks could be worse. II they were
both on the same minute we'd miss
all our trains. "
The fact that the county officers ar.
rest every man caught carrying IL
quor indicates thai there are worse
things man can carry than cane.
Buy at home is all right as long
as you're not hunting medicine for a
Geld. Y
Don't shop early-shop now!
Our idea OF the meanest man in the
town is the guy that tells you he Just
brought a quart back from Pittsburg
and invites you to his room to sea tho
quart-of home made catsup.
Still It seems that all that talk about
an umpire or referee having hard
life must be bosh. Both sides praised
the Officiating at the Thanksgiving
game here-but then all umpires or
referees are not like the ones West
Virginia and Wesleyan furnished. 1
What doth It profit a team If It gain
80 yards and then tumble?
So - 81 d d d. .
Funny, this Indigestion after
Thanksgiving. No cure for 1t.
Warm enough these days to relish
the sight Of a brewery wagon rass-
ing through the streets. n
Speaking Of breweries-did you see
Swan atithe game? Z
Ever see an orange and black goat?
Sol Metzger has one,
Between 80 and 90 gallons Of head
ache curables were sold over the bro.
mo bars in Fairmont yesterday.
The road being cleared Of the enc
my, Turkey, we will now proceed with
all haste to tackle COMMANDMENT
chief Santa Claus. .
The Fairmont hotels were full
Thanksgiving. They were not alone
in that respect. -
Penny ante has nothing on football
for Kidding ones self OF the filthy.
tg;s - Z /. n
Bet a million West Virginia can
beat Pitt: "A
Z The police department claims tho
new plaid stockings the girls are wear.
ing are tying up traffic on Jefferson
and Main street. n y
Back to Greek calculus. II AZ
;sS gao 49, y; III z
All athletes who have been fortu.I
nate enough not to break a neck or
aileg lin the past two months can now
try to do so In basketball. stS