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Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
.GLADSTONES MAKE
 BIG HIT IN DOUGLAS

The best show ever seen in Doug las for the money was the unanimous verdict of all Who attended the Co., lumbia theatre last night and wit messed the first nights performance given by the Gladstone entertainers. says the Douglas Dispatch Twice during the evening they entertained capacity houses, playing nearly an hour each time The songs were new and catchy and the dancing exceed ingly graceful The tumbling by two of the girls was a high class exhibi- ton and the monologue drew much applause
 Probably the most artistic number on the entire program was the pres entation of Vernon Castles latest so- ciety dance "The Lame Duck" Tax en altogether it was a splendid pro- gram and made hit with Douglas theatre goers
 Opening at the Orpheum Feb IA. Sunday, for one week.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
HOME OFFICES
 BISBEE, ARIZONA
PITTS MANUFACTURING CO.,. Manufacturers of Pitts Straight Motion Engines
Announcement:

The Pitts Straight Motion Engine. a originally claimed for h and for the carrying office of his this city to residents being found the large success his motion engine and which win result to investors who faith and his theories with the investment Of their During the two years build his engine movement and gas process by IA pro % wishes be known that he at this time no the extended him than at his need
 With provided successful theory of all engine operators and which through the high compression he has attained rom his engine enables flash the heavier oils readily gasoline outcome usefulness and ef fcency giving its original advantages these respects over engines.
 class in the
 
 
 on burned while he burned
 
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 Having engines opposed marine ready to the trade Mir Pitts has asked the Directors of his Company to the sale he will engines Of his ten and hiryae h. D. types the latter being his great demand From results in working the engines tractors will design his engine
 patents the stock far sold and the feed the Pitts Mfg Co., will treasury, because an stock sold a
 Compnya office fin the Allen Flock, Bsbee w. R agen Any invited call To Pitts at Hotel White at Smith Sons factory City, Mo-
 Upon the organization Of those coev assocad with him that his ~ whom e had worked in the shops and mines have in this allotment of stock here only urherance
 PTTs MANUFACTURING CO.,
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
SAY ANTI.ALIEN BILL
 WILL HARM ARIZONA
cHRISTN AND LEEPER VOICE THEIR OPPOSITION TO
 THE MEASURE

PHOENIN. Feb. l1.-lG the House yt-t rtoy afternoon the Claypool-Km- ney bill was favcrably reported out of Committee of the Whole by a vote of 21 to s. The feature of the debate were the remarks in opposition 10 the bill by Representative Christy ot Grecnlee.
 The Greenlee man declared that the measure bears too close a re. semblance to the Eighty per cent amendment which was knocked into a close resemblance to a cooked hat by the federal court and that it would be Subject to the same protest from other nations. except perhaps. Great Britain. "lt deprives many an American citizen of his means or livelihood" said the speaker
 Continuing, Christy asserted that Irresponsible and inocuous leelsia- ton is bringing ridicule upon the state; injuring her industries and driving capital out of Arizona In- vestors will not come here to meet this kind of legislation
 There are not enough steady men now in Arizona to meet the require. ments of the bill, which works a hardship upon the operators. It is irdiscreet, unwise and short sighted. Forget your little political ambitions. your factional differences and look to the welfare of the state Harder than the lot of the man who labors with his hands, is the lot of the reformer."
 Representative Leeper (YavapaD declared himself very emphatically against the measure, which he said. was driving capital away from tho state and keeping new capital out
 "I hire men," he said "and pay them decent wages for an eight nour day The real workingman does not want this law, and the men we will be forced Co hire under it's provisions will be men who do not want Co work l do not think we should be forced to hire that kind of cattle. All we want is a square deal and we can't get it under this bill We need outside money in this state. but we cannot get it by adopting a flaw orable report on the measure.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
STRAW HAT PARADE
 ID GREET THE SUN
THAT IS THE WAY SAN DIEGO WILL WELCOME BRIGHT
 SPRING DAYS.

SAN DIEGO. Feb. 1.-The weather man promises to be good and while the bright California sunshine is streaming down the Straw Hat par ade of Friday afternoon will precede a weekend celebration at the Expos ition in which joy will reign supreme and gloom will be placed in the dis cards
 Straw Hat Day first celebrated year ago, and having its inception in a joke, is now an annual event in San Diego. On this day Straw is king and winter headdress is forgot ten The day nauuts to the world the salubrity of San Diego's climate where the temperature is recorded by the shortest thermometer in exist ence.
 A monster parade is arranged i'm which the Straw Hat will be the sym bol of entrance Every vintage of tho Straw will be seen while many floats will be decorated to carry ont the idea that in February Straw Hats can be worn in San Diego with comfort. Aside from the many civic and fra ternal organizations that will be iL the parade the military section will be a big feature, In this will appear sailors from the warships in the harbor, marines and cavalrymen from the camp at the Exposition, coast ar tnlerymen from Fort Rosecrans and militia companies from San Diego The Straw Hat parade will be the pre-opening feature of the celebration which will be given over to the ob- servance of Chinese New Year by California celectials
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
PROGRAM RECEIVED.

A program hash bee received from Douglas of the production there Of IT, NJ s. Pinafore. which will be givtn in the Shelter City Monday and Tues day evenings February 15 and 16. The production is under the able lead ership of Arthur Howard Ten Broeck and is given for the benefit of St. Cecelia's Guild of Douglas. Some of the best known young people of the Border City are in the cast and a very excellent production is assured the theatre goers
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12


 Last Sunday a large and enthusias- tie gathering of pigeon men met to discuss matters connected with pig con flying The secretary. together with a few prominent memmbers Of the society, were busy this week sur veying and drawing up measurements from the different race points to the members coops It was decided unan- imously to have a short race on Sun. day from Douglas, the birds to be sent on the 6:15 train from Bisbee. This is only one of the many races planned by the members before the flying season starts proper, which will commence on the last Sunday in April There will be another meeting of the fanclers next Sunday evening at o'clock
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
A CHILD'S LAXATIVE
 IS "SYRUP OF FIGS"
They love to take 1t and 1t doesn't harm the tender little stomach,
 liver and bowels.

liver and bowels.
 When your child suffers from a cold don't wait; give the little stomach, liver and bowels a gentle, thorough cleansing at once When cross, peev- ish, listless, pale, doesn't sleep, eat or act naturally; if breath is bad, stomach sour, give a teaspoonful of California Syrup of Figs" and in a few hours all the clogged-up, consti. pated waste, sour bile and undigested food will gently move out of the bow els, ond you have a well. playful child again
 IT your child coughs, snuffes and has caught cold or is feverish or has a sore throat give a good dose of Cali fornia Syrup of Figs" to evacuate the bowels no difference what other treat ment is given.
 Sick children needn't be coaxed to take this harmless fruit laxative. " Millions of mothers keep 1t handy because they know its action on the stomach, liver and bowels is prompt and sure. They also know a little giv- en today saves a sick child tomorrow.
 Ask your druggist for a 5O-cent bot tie of California Syrup of Figs which contains directQns for babies children of an ages and for grown ups plainly on the bottle Beware of commercials sold here Get the genuine made by California Fig Syrup Com. pany" adv
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
EVANS TO COME BACK

Major Elwood Evans, formerly in command of the garrison at Naco, but recently on leave in Che east, will be back in Naco shortly and will again resume command of the United States force at that point The Tenth Cav airy is stationed there Major EvaLs is well remembered in the District where he made many friends ghil stationed at the border.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
BAILEY TO HOSPITAL.

Postmaster l.. R. Bailey underwent 8 minor operation yesterday at the Copper Queen hospital, having a small piece of shattered bone remov- ed from his leg. Bailey has had sev- eral similar operations made since having his leg broke and this is be- lieved 10 be the last one that will have to be made
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
c. A. BAILEY SICK.

c. A. Bailey. one Of the well known and popular members of the city po- lice force, Is reported off on account of a severe attack of grippe Bailey went home several days ago and was forced to remain there.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
JUDGE UNDER THE WEATHER.

The composite cold and grippe epi- demic has visited the justice of the peace office in more places than one. Judge Totman was forced to go home yesterday. It is expected he will try to get down town tomorrow and at tend to his work.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
THROUGH TO cANANEA.

A. c. Cole. shelter superintendent of the Four C's Company at Cananea. passed through the district Wednes- day on his way to his work after spending some time in Miami and Globe.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
BALL PARK IMPROVEMENT.

Workmen were busy yesterday re- modelling the buildings and fence around the ball park at Warren which was blown down by a severe wind some days ago. All of the posts used in the new fence are Of the creasote type.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
CALLED TO MESA

E. A. Tovrea and wife were called to Mesa several days ago to the bed side of Mrs. Tovrea's brother, Frank Gillespie, who is seriously ill in the hospital at thae town.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
TO THE COAST.

Mrs Frank Goodbody, widow of the late Frank Goodhody, left yesterday from Tombstone for the Pacific coast where she will make her future home. Mrs. Goodbody was accompanied by her children.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
K c,s TO TUCSON

Several members of the local lodge of Knights Of Columbsu win leave Sat urday for Tucson, to attend a meeting of the Tucson lodge Sunday WorS in the third degree will be put on by that lodge. followed by banquet in honor of the visiting members.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
ENrERTAlNs CHOIR.

Mir. and Mrs. Nidana entertained the Catholic choir last evening at their home on Opera Drive.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12

Lincoln's Birthday today Favors for Lincolns Birthday and Washing. tons Birthday. Favors, cards, in fact everything at Reynolds
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
TO TOMBSTONE.

Attorneys W. B. Cleary, s. K. Will jams and Alexander Murray will make a business trip to Tombstone today. going over by auto and returning this afternoon.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
Demands for ReaI Estate

in the Warren district are in creas- ing daily Values are going mp. Why not buy before it goes too high? Make money
 ON THE UPTURN as the Astors, Vanderbilts and others have done Real estate is always a good investment when you buy the right kind This Is the sort We sell We win gladly show you anything list ed on our hooks
 List your property with us.
 HOGAN & SEED
 Real Estate and Fire Insurance Naia s6 Phone 10.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12

Lncoln's Birthday today. Fayors for Lincoln's Birthday and Washing toms Birthday Favors, cards, in fact everything al Reynolds
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12

Management of Wells Fargo Ex- press Co., expressed the belief that this country is on the verge of the biggest business that has passed be- tween it and England and that, upon declaration of peace, this traffic will reach heights it has never reached be- fore.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
RurcAERs ro RANouEr.

The local butchers and their wives partook of a banquet last night at the K of P. Hall Dancing and games were indulged i'm
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12

l.. A. Hagy, confidential secretary of Dr. l.. D Tickets, and we'll known locally. was a business visitor in Doug las yesterday
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
WILL LOCATE AT meNEAL

W iLL IONN E N WCNEAI
 II. Hendrickson and family. of Butte, Montana, who have been in the city for the past several days, left yester- day for McNeal. where they will locat on a ranch.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
TOMBSTONE STAGE
CUT YouR ExPENsEs

By getting your gasoline by the drum 17I-2 cents per gallon delivered J. P. Brophy. agto The Texas Go. Phone 2s4, Lowell 221
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
GASOLINE

At IT 1-2 cents per gallon the drum delivered J. F. Brophy, agt, The Texas Co. Phone 2S4. Lowell. 22l
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
TO DOUGLAS

E. c. Coons, representing the Good year Tire Co., Of San Francisco. who has been in the district for the past several days left yesterday for Doug las.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12

Home baking for the Y W. c. A at Angius' Saturday.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
VALENTINES
HAeY IN DOUGLAS

And Iine ones at ReynoIds.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
L o OCAL
eAeY.

Born to Mir. and Mrs. Earnest Decka at their home in Warren. @ baby girl Mother and child are both doing nice y.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE WARREN DISTRICT PUBLIC

J. w. PITTS, President
 J. F.. CLARK, Secretary
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
VALENTINES
PIGEON MEN MEET.

And fine ones at Reynolds.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-02-12
18th, LincOIn's Birthday

All men, every and without reference to ancient political convictions honor the memory and celebrate the birthday of Abraham Lincoln There is why may not, in department advertisement pay tribute to his greatness
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04
W. N. u. MILWAUKEE,. NO. s1-1sts.
EVEN CAT WAS CONTRIBUTION
Kitty, in Her Own Language, Testified
to the Generosity Of the Mayo
Brothers.

An indianapolis woman who recent
ly returned from Rochester. Mimi,
where she was taking treatment Of
the Mayo brothers, tells re following
story of farmer who was visiting
in the city:
And this park was given to the
city by the Mayos!" he. exclaimed.
And the Mayos gave this library
to the city, and this church was built
by the Mayos, and the money for this
school was contributed by the
Mayos," informed his host. as they
sped about the city seeing the sights.
We'll, that is wonderful" said the
farmer They certainly have made
Rochester. Here comes cat. l sup
pose that belongs to the Mayos. too.
Let's stop and ask It"
Say, Kitty, who do you belong TOP
asked the farmer of the cat.
Meow" replied the eat.-lndian-
apolis News.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04
Johnny Made Good.

In instructing youthful class in
mathematics the pretty young teach
er turned to Johnny Jones.
Johnny" she remarked, "can you
tell me what an average ISL"
Yes. ma am" was the prompt re.
spouse of Johnny, IAN average is what
a hen lays eggs on
"What?" exclaimed the amazed
teacher. What on earth are you
talking about?"
That's right, Miss Mary" was the
rejoinder OF Johnny. Most every
lesson in our 'rithmetic starts off II
hen lays two eggs day on an
average! Philadelphia Telegraph.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04

man advised me to try Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and got
bottle. ! felt better the next month so
] took three more bottles of it and got
well so / could work all the time.
hope every woman who suffers like did
will try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Mrs. P.W .I4ANsENG, Box
s, Allyn, Wash.
Why viii women continue to suffer day
in and day out or drag out sickly, half
hearted existence, missing three-fourths
of the joy of living, when they can find
health in Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound?
For thirty years it has been the stand
ard remedy for female ills, and has re-
stored the health Of thousands of women
who have been troubled with such all
ments as displacements, Inflammation,
liberation, tumors, irregularities, etc.
If you want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. Conf
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by q
woman and held in strict confidence.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04
Gettinn Alono Nlcelx.

A minister, meeting a parishioner
of his who had been quite recently
married and about whose domestic
happiness terrible stories were rife,
saluted him and said
We'll, john" says he, "how's all
going on?''
"Oh, happily enough" returns John.
I'm glad to hear It, You know,
there were ru1,0-s of rows or"
"Rows!" says John. "Oh, yes, there
are plenty of rows; whenever she
sees me she catches the first thing
to hand, dish or anything. and fires
it at me. If she hits me, she's happy;
if she doesn't, l am! Oh, we're get
ting on fine!"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04
MADE THE CEREMONY BRIEF
Marriage Service as Conducted by Mis-.
sionary Mas Binding II II Was
Not Lengthy.

Rev, R. R Dodge IS a missionary at
Maui, one of the Hawaiian group of
islands. He is a NEST resoureefui man
in his dealings wita his charges. as his
part in the following incident serves
to show:
Recently a Japanese couple came to
Mr.. Dodge with request in sign Ian
guage that he make them man aud
wife. They could not talk English un-
derstandingly. and Mr. Dodge could
not talk Japanese, so he conducted the
ceremony as follows:
You like this wahine?"
yes"
"Bimeby no kiekout?"
No"
you like this kane?" ITO the WON
an
YES"
"Bimeby no kickout?"
NO"
"Pule.'
Pau" And the ceremony ended
"Wahine is Hawaiian for woman,
kane" for man. pule" foI pray, and
pau" for enough.-Kohala Midget
MAUD.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04
Huntlnn TronhIe.

When a man Just naturally wants
trouble it is mighty easy to find an
excuse for making it. According to
Mike Hogan, Casey and o'Brien were
having an argument of their own at
Breckenridge street and Barrett ave
nue. 1t had progressed to the extent
that each had forgotten what 1t was
about originally, and they were
wholly oblivious of the gathering
crowd until an urbane and genteel
person in a froek coat put in.
Come. come, my man." he said.
gently plucking Casey by the sleeve.
You don't want to hght; can tell
it by your looks. Your face Isl too
benign"
Two be nine! Two be nine, is ut,
We scut?" beloved Casey. Me face
is two be nine, is ut?"
And there was where the real trou-
Bile began.-Louisyill Times.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04

You studied astronomy at college,
did you not, Mr. Saphead?" asked the
sweet young thing.
"oh, yes indeed. and very fascinat-
ing study it is"
Wont you please tell me the name
of that bright star over there just
above the spire of the Presbyterian
church,"
Let me see" said Saphead. That's
er-er-wait minute now, I--er-it
must be--the fact is. Miss Peachy,
I'm afraid I'm not UP on this years
schedule"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04
A erea. Musician.

Two Lancashire boys were expati-
ating on the relative merits of their
fathers as musicians.
MY father is the greatest musician
In the town." said one.
"Oh." the other said. when my
father starts his music every man
stops work"
"How's that?" said the other. What
does he dor
He blows the whistle for meals up
at the mill"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04
RacIne Man Heads JemeIers.

Hiram ]. Smith, Racine. was elect.
ed president of the Wisconsin Retail
jewelers. association at the closing
business session of the tenth annual
convention in the Hotel Wisconsin at
Milwaukee.
W. H. Upmeyer, Milwaukee. who
has held the presidency for the last
two years. refused to allow his own
nomination. Other officers are: Vice.
president, August J. Stoessel. Milwau
kee; secretary, A. W. Anderson, Nee
nah: treasurer. Henry F. stecher. Nil
Waukee.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04
Mothers Little Joke.

The young people in their summer
fiannels and white shoes were out on
the tennis court, and the head of the
house was in the library trying to
read, but the noise was very annoy
ing.
What's the matter out there?' he
asked his wife.
Nothing much" she replied. ITS
only a tennis racket"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04
wouldn,, Wear a aMOlseuIs.u

what are you studying now?"
asked Mrs. johnson.
I'VE have taken up the subject Of
mole cules," answered her son.
Il hope you viii be very attentive
and practice constantly" said the
mother. u tried to get your father
to wear one, but he could not keep it
in his eye"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04
Important 10 mothers
Which Way is n eolnaY

Little Dorothy had been looking al
her uncle's bald head intently for sew
eral minutes. She was EVIDENTLY in
such a serious study about something
that her aunt asked what was the mat
ter.
"Thay it'll uncles hair comm in or
goin' out?" was the reply.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04
His only Chance.

Robinson is an awful pest at the
club. He talks and talks all the
time"
"0h. well. you can't blame him.
poor chap! He has wife and three
daughters at home"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04

down pains and
backache, and had
b e ad a eh e a good
deal Of the time and
very little appetite.
The pains were so
bad that I used to
sit right down on the
floor and cry, be-
cause it hurt me 50
and ! could not do
any work at those
times. An old wo-
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04
Minht Not Be In II

"Shall announce that l am in the
race for congress?"
Perhaps it would be nearer the
truth to merely state that you are
candidate, my boy"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04
Selt.lnterest

Does our friend have in mind the
win Of the people?"
Il think so. Only he regards it as
sone kind of a will that may contain
a personal legacy for him"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04

The longer man is married the
less he de6ges when his wife throws
things at him.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04

Knicker-I hear you moved.
Bocker-Wen. We fell back to a
trench on the next block.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04
Nat Misslnn

THE baby's got Maria's nose"
mo. II hasn't, for she's been pok
ing il into my business"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04

Van Lushe says he can take
drink or let II alone"
well, I've often seen him prove the
first half OF that statement"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04

After a girl gives her hand in mar.
rage she may discover later that she
put her foot in it.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04
corrrct

Can you tell me which class OF
people lives the longest?"
why, centenarians, believe"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04

What were you doing in that pawn
shop, Jim?"
"Oh. merely passing away the time. {"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04

A man will admit that his wife has
her faults, but he won't stand for
criticism OF his bird dog.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04

The older the scheme the more vic
tins it entraps-and matrimony is one
OF the Oldest schemes on record.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-08-04

A boys idea of thoroughbred dog
is one that can kill cat.