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Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18

Yantic had a few fire scares Sat urday which brought out the volunteer department of fire fighters. The fence belonging to the Tucker place caught fire while brush was being burned and when that had been put out, word was sent from Pendleton's that the woods there had caught fire. Several re- sponded and after hard fighting the fire was conquered. Several other fires have been raging around here, at Smiths Corners, Westinghouse Hill and Brush Hill, which have had over a half hundred fire fighters out con- quering them.
 Electric Lights Out of Fix.
 The electric light at the Franklin town line is out of commission and the not been giving any light for the past month.
 New London Rector to Preach.
 Rev. Philip M. Kerridge, rector of St. James Episcopal church, New London, will deliver the Lenten sermon in Grace church Friday evening.
 Freak Egg.
 Mrs. J. William Frink found a freak egg in her collection of eggs last week. It measured ' IT inches around ana was 10 1-2 inches lengthwise around. When opened, a perfect yolk and white was taken out and also a perfectly formed. regular sized hard shelled Rhode Island Red egg. No one around here ever heard Of an egg of that kind, but it can be seen, as the large shell was not broken, except at one end.
 Brief Locals.
 Robert Pierce of Plainfeld was a visitor here Sunday.
 Mrs. Eliza Brennan of Dayvilie spent Sunday here with her son, Will liam Brennan.
 Roger McGlone of Ashland, N. H., a former resident here, has been spend ing a few days in town with relatives and friends.
 Baltic after a few days stay in town with MT. and Mrs. Charles Lamoine.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
COLCHESTER
St. Patrick's Night Whist and Social A. Simon Taken to Norwich State HospitaI-East Hampton Grange Minstrel Show.

A whist party and social was held Wednesday evening in the hall of the Dublin school building for the benefit of St. Andrews church. There was a Moodus, Hebron, Fitchville and other surrounding towns attending.
 Taken to Norwich State Hospital.
 Constable George F. Brown went to Brewster's Neck Wednesday with A. Simon, who has been committed to the state hospital in that place. MT. Simon is a baker who has been mildly insane for some time, but became worse Tues day, necessitating his removal to the was taken to the Middletown hospital for insanity, but was discharged after few months, apparently cured.
 Setting Tall Poles.
 The Southern New England Tele- phone company has men in town set ting new poles. The poles are to be 30, 35 and 40 feet long and the wires are to be a cable. The electric light company will shift it's wires and lights on the new poles and the old poles will be taken away, making only one line of poles and wires. The electric light wires will be above the telephone wires.
 MinstreIs from East Hampton.
 A minstrel troupe composed of mem bers of the East Hampton grange gave an entertainment Wednesday evening in Grange hall to a large audience. The prokramme consisted of a minstrel first part and the olio was buck and wing dancing and sketches. The en- tertainment was for the benefit of Col chester grange.
 Borough Briefs.
 George B. Lombard has returned to his home in Orange, N. J., after several months stay with his grandmother, Mrs. Sarah J. Bingham. on Broadway.
 pr. E. P. Brewer of Norwich was the guest of Dr. E. J. Rowland on South Main street Tuesday.
 Charles T. Wilson of Worcester was Colchester visitor Wednesday.
 Bacon academy orchestra held a re-
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
AMATEUR DRAMATICS.
Make Big Hit with Two Large Au-
 diences at Opera House.

Two large audiences afternoon and evening St. Patrick's day greeted the cast that presented Lanty's Luck, an Irish drama in three acts, at Loomer's S opera house. The production was giv- en by local amateurs, who have ac- quired considerable fame on the local stage. The young people interpreted their parts remarkably well and the audiences were generous with ap- plause. During the play and between the acts there were musical numbers, including vocal solos by Misses l.. Monica McKeen, Mildred Moriarty, Higgins and Katherine Ro- nan. A pleasing feature of the play was the introduction in the second act of a pretty Maypole dance by eight little girls, Regina Racicot. Lillian Ot- tenheimer, Faye Sugrue, Phyllis Mo ran, Alice Simmons, Evelyn Simmons, Florence Sullivan and Bernice Mortar ty.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
Brief Mention,

F. W. Clapp was in Norwich We'd nesday.
 pr. c. J. Royce was in Boston We'd nesday.
 Dr. L. F. McKenna spent Wednesday in Boston,
 Mrs. A. Valentine spent Wednesday in Pomfret.
 Mrs. M. A. Sullivan was in Norwich Wednesday.
 Mrs. F. G. Eitleman is in Rockville for a few days.
 Mrs. F. B. Latham spent Wednes- day in New London
 A. G. Turner is in New. York for a few days on business.
 M. H. Jones is in Hartford for the remainder of the week.
 Homer Harrington was in Norwich Wednesday on business.
 Frank Ferguson of Middletown was in this city Wednesday.
 Burt Simonds of Middletown was local visitor Wednesday,
 John Fitzgerald of Rockville is in this city for a few days.
 Mrs. A. NJ. washburn of New Britain spent Wednesday in this city.
 s. P. Anderson. of Summerville, Pa, is visiting friends in this city.
 A. B. Atchinson of Valley street is spending a few days in Hampton.
 Mrs. Myra Reed of Boston is the guest of her father. O. F. Sessions.
 D. Goodman of Far Rockaway, N. Y, spent Wednesday in Willimantic
 Herman Simmons is in New York for the remainder of the week, on business.
 Mrse. J. H. Fitts and Miss Leila Fitts, of Hampton. are visiting in Will limantic.
 c. E. Wheeler of Bridgeport called on friends here Wednesday on his way to. Putnam.
 Mrs. M. Monahan and daughter Margaret, of Palmer, are guests of Mrs. Margaret Owens of this city.
 Harold Sheahan of Providence is in this city to attend the funeral of his father, this (Thursday) morning.
 Mrs. E. R. Pierson and Miss Edith Pierson, who have been visiting friends in this city, returned to Norwich We'd nesday.
 Mrs. F. Archambault, who has been the guest of MT. and Mrs. Hormisdas Dion of Ash street. returned to her home in Arctic, R. l., Wednesday.
 The students from the Pomfret school passed through this city We'd nesday on special train at 1006 a. m. on their way to their respective homes to spend the Easter vacation.
 Hartford visitors Wednesday were: H. T. Burr. Giles Afford, Prof w. A. Garrigus, Miss Mildred Moulton, Mrs B. T. Savory, Miss Mary Hickey, Mrs c. c. Edgarton, Mrs. Benjamin Phil lips, w. P. Weeks, Guy Grant
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
OTHER ARTICLES MARKED AT SPECIAL PRICES DURING OUR ANI
 VERSARY SALE

Hsmmed Bed Spreads regular s2oo quality-special S1.e5. Special $1oo
 Childrens Rompers in ginghann gaatea, regular soc quality-SPeeal 42c.
 Mems Negligee Shirts, plain striped, regular quality-Specal 45c.
 lot NecIwear. colors regular 25c quality-SpeeaI 12ae each.
 Mems Silk Thread Hose, black and colors-SpeciaI 25c pair
 Mems Neg1gee Shirts, made of harmony percale fancy striped patterns, regular S100 quaity-Special 7oc
 Mems Pongee Pajamas. b1ue lavender and cham pagne, regular $1.00 quality-Specia 7ec.
 Womens Black Lise Hosiery. regular 3Sc quality Special 27c a pair.
 Chi1drens Fine Ribbed Hose white, tan and black Special 12L2c pair.
 Womens Onyx Brand Silk Hosiery in black only regular s1.0O quality-SpeciaI e9c pair.
 6-inch Taffeta Moire Ribbon colors, regular 2ec quality-SpecaI 22c yard
 16-Button Length Kaiser Silk Gloves. double fin fingers black ccors regular $125 quality-speciaI B9c pair 2-Button Length Kaiser Gloves white and coors-. Special 49c pair.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
FUN ERAL.
Henry Reeves Mcclure.

Henry Reeves Mcclure. The funeral of Henry Reeves Me- Guire, the 13 months old son of MT. and Mrs. James F. Mcclure, of Main street, was held Tuesday morning. Burial was in St. Mary's cemetery.
 Memorial Masses.
 A months mind high mass of re- qu:em was celebrated Monday morning in St. Mary's church for Dennis Day. A months mind requiem high mass Was celebrated in St. Mary's church Wednesday for the repose of the soul of Miss Emelda Despathy.
 Personals.
 Wilfred Cote of Washington, R. l., is visiting local relatives.
 Louis F. Diotte was a recent visitor in Woonsocket, R. I.
 Mrs. William B. Lemay of Boston is visiting her sister, Mrs. w. E. Roche leau, Jr., of High street.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
BRONCHIAL GOLD
Yields To Delicious Vinol

Philadelphia, Pa.-"Last Fall was troubled with a very severe bronchial :old, headaches, backache, and sick to ny stomach. I was so bad I became alarmed and tried several medicines, also doctor, but did not get any relief. friend asked me to try Vinol and it brought the relief which I craved, so aow I am enjoying perfect health. ''- JACK c. SINGLETON.
 We guarantee Vinol, our delicious cod liver and iron tonic without oil, for :hronic coughs, colds and bronchitis.
 Broadway Pharmacy, G. G. Engler
 Prop, Norwich, Conn, and at lead
 ing drug stores everywhere.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
BALTIC
St. Mary's Dramatic Club Gives Drama of 1796 for Church Benefit, Large Audience Attending.

Shamrock and Rose, a drama in four acts. was ably presented by St. Mary's Dramatic club in Shannon's hall We'd nesday evening before a packed house which thoroughly enjoyed the perform ance. Each character was finely DOT trayed and there were many thrilling scenes depicted. The play was based on the revolution in Ireland in 179S, and the costumes were accurately re- produced, adding to the realism of the stage pictures. There were specialties between the acts which were thorough ly enjoyed also. Master Harry B. AL len demonstrated his remarkable mu- sical ability and is truly called the youngest cornetist in the world. La roches orchestra furnished excellent music during the play and between the acts. The play was given for the ben eft of St. Mary's church. Following is the programme: Barney O'Brady, Alcidas Clocher; Squire Fitzgerald, Paul Brennan; John Desmond, O. Ar pin; Shaun Carey, W. J. LeForge;
 Captain Beck. Lieut.. Douglass, Thorn
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
Bids for City's Ice.

The bids for the purchase of the city's ice crop and for furnishing teams for municipal labor and draw ing of fire trucks will be received at the common council chamber in the town building this (Thursday). eve ming at 8 o'clock. Bonds of $1,OOO are required with the bids for the ice purchase while the proposals for the teaming contract must be accompanied by a check for $10O,
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
Children Who Are SickIv

Mothers who value their own comfort and the welfare of their children should never be without a box of Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children for use throughout the season. They break up colds, relieve feverishness, consti- pationS teething disorders, headache and stomach troubles. Used by moth CTS for 26 years. THESE POWDERS NEVER FAIL. Sold by all drug stores 25c- Don't accept any substitute Sam pie mailed FREE. Address Allen S. O1msted, Le Roy, N. Y.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
FLOOR COVERING DEPARTMENT

Velour Draperies, 5o-inch wide, floral designs in Oriental cooring, regular S129 vaueSpeeal 98o yard
 Satin Russo Draperies 50inch wide, in olive, green brown green, green, regular 75c Special 59c yard.
 Double Face Velour Drapery Cloth colors, able for porteres coverings in dark olive brown, 50inch wide, regular $125 value-Speeia e8e yard
 Tapestry Furniture Coverings, 5O-inch wide 8 lots with three and four patterns in each $225 to $325 value-SpeciaI $16e, $1.79 and $2.6e yard
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
Play Under D. A. R. Auspices.

The pIaylet, How We Tanned the Cook, under the auspices of Anne FL derllin chapter, D. A. R., produced at the Woman's club rooms Wednesday afternoon, was a fine success and pleased the good sized crowd present. There were three characters, The An gel, taken by Frank H. Foss; The An gels Wife, played by Mrs. Frank H. Foss, and the cook in the Angels home, played by Miss Hepsy Boden. Each part was well played and the event as a whole was one of the best ever held by the local organization.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
TOILET GOODS SECTION

12-ounce bottle Dioxogen, regular soc qualty-Ann- versary price 36c each. Palmolive Soap-Anniversary price cakes for 36c.
 Williams Carnation Violet Lilac Bouquet Soap, regular box-Anniversary price 36c for box of six cakes.
 Colgate's Large Size Ribbon Dental Cream and 1 Proplylactc Brush regular 55c combination-An- nversary price 36c.
 Patent Leather Hand Bags, silk lined. nickel frame, regular soc quality-Annversary price 36c.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
BOOK COUNTER

A good line of New Books, regular $10O and $1.25 quality-Anniversary price 36c each.
 Leather Bound Postal Card Albums. regular 45c quality-Anniversary price 36c each.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18

Shirvan Rugs, size sx12. only in the lot, regular s1250 quality-SpeciaI $8.5o each.
 Alpine Administer Rugs sx12 floral designs reg 1lar s1S.50 quality-SpecaI $14.69 each. Manor Tapestry Carpet Rugs sx12, regular $500 1uality-Specia $11.4o each.
 Pal*sade Velvet Rugs, size 27x54-inch 20 different patterns choose from regular $25o quaty-SpeciaI S.29.
 Mottled Administer Rugs. size 36x63-inch, regular $50 quay-Speeia $2.19.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18

hearsaI Tuesday afternoon in the academy hall.
 A. Van Cleve left Tuesday for a. few days stay in Hartford.
 John Purcell of Salem was a vis- itOr in town Wednesday.
 Samuel Friedman was calling on friends in New London Wednesday.
 Harry Levine was calling on friends in Hartford Wednesday.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18

ton, of the kings yeomanry, J. J. Brown, John Macready, T. F. Kelly, Jr.; Rose Fitzgerald, Alma Gobeille;
 ueen O'Rourke. Anna Rabitaille; Nano Desmond, Ethel Brown; soldiers and insurgents, James Hussey, Timothy Sullivan, Peter Hussey. A. Allard. Overture, Shamrock, LaRoche'S or
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
Planning Old School Week Proqram.

Plans for a program for Old Home and School week next June has been taken up by the directors of the affair and it has been decided that a meet ing of the directors with the chair men of the various committees plans would be promulgated for the carry ing out of the program The program as outlined will include many forms of amusement for old and young as well as receptions, banquets and band concerts, etc.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18

Mems Fleece-lined Shirts and Drawers, regular soc quality-Anni- versary price 36c a garment.
 Mems Negligee Shirts. plain or striped, regular soc quality-Anniver- sary price 36c.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
MEN'S FURNISHINGS

President Suspenders, regular soc quality-Anniversary price 36c a pair
 Mems Silk Neckwear, regular soc quality-Anniversary price 35c each.
 Mems Silk Lisle Hose, black and colors, regular 25c quality-AnniVer- sary price pairs for 36c.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
Opened Wednesday Morning, March 17th
THE ARTICLES IN THE DOMESTIC DEPARTMENT MARKED
 AT THRTYSIXTH ANNIVERSARY SALE

S-yard cut Brown Sheeting, regular Sc a yard quality-Anniversar price 36c cut.
 Turkish or Huck Towels. generous size, regular 121zc quality-Anniversary price 4 for 36c.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18

Household Rubber Gloves-SpeciaI 2eo pair BabcocEI's Corylopsis Talcum Powder-SpeciaI 12c each.
 Sheelds Dentifrice, regular 25c qualitspeciaI 14e each.
 l cake Beauty Soap and can Talcurn Powder Special, both for 7c.
 Willmantic Spool Cotton, 200 yards-specia, 6 for 25c.
 Merrcks Darning Cotton 4-ply tan, only 45 yards on card-SpecaI 14c a card
 Clinton Safety Pins-SpecaI 4o card.
 Pillow Tops, front back, finished with fringe Special 29c.
 Bureau Scarfs finished with fringe-Speeia 2ee. 24-inch Center Pieces. hand-panted felt several colors-Speciai 3ec each.
 Mrs Potts Sad Irons, nickel-plated, in a set $125-Specia 98c set.
 Mission Stands, regular 50c value-Speeia 27c each Floor Brooms, regular 39c quality-SpeciaI 27c each Cedar Oil Polish, regular soc size-SPeeiaI 23c bottle
 One lot of Silk Petticoats that s29S and $3.ss all colors incuded-SpecaI $f.99
 One lot of All Silk Jersey Petcoats that were s6 50 black and colors-SpeeiaI $500 Chlldren's Serge Dresses navy blue and brown with flannel patent leather belt were ssS9 to $5.00-SPeeia $225 each.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18

72xeo BIeached Hemned Sheets, reg ular soc quality-Anniversar price 36c each.
 Cotton Blankets, white with coio7ed borders, regular soc quality-Anniver sary price 36c a pair.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18

6o-:nch wide MerceriZed Table Damask, regular soc quality-AnniVer- sary price 36c yard.
 SS-inch wide White Linen, medium weight. regular soc quality-AnniVer- sary price 36e yard.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
FLOOR COVERING DEPARTMENT

Nottingham Lace Curtains, ruAe edge, regular soc qualty-Annversary price 36e pair
 Door Panels, in white ecru-Annversary price 36c each.
 Japanese Straw Rugs, 36x72-nch, regular 5ec qual- ity-AnniVersary price 36c each.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
NOTION DEPARTMENT

Royal Society Packages, consisting of Waists, Dress ing Sacques Corset Covers. Chidren's and Infants Dresses and with sufficient material for brodery, regular packages-Annversary price 36c.
 German Val Laces. regular 5c yard qua1ity-Anni- versary price 36c for 12 yards
 Plain Fancy Buttons, regular soc dozen quality Anniversary price 36e dozen.
 si1kateen all co1ors. regular sc spoo-Annversary price 36c a dozen
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
KNIT UNDERWEAR AT ANNIVERSARY PRICES

Wonen's Weight Union Suits, low neck and short sleeves, trimmed Anniversary price sec garment.
 women's Medium Vests and Pants, regular and extra sizes regular quaty-Anniversary price garments for 36c.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18

Window Shades 3x6 feet, several colors, quality-Anniversary price 36c each.
 Linoleum Mats. size 22x36-inch patterns to choose from regular soc qualy-Annversary price 36c each.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18

White Petticoats trimmed with wide Hamburg hounce regular 75c qualty-Annversary price 36c trimmed regular soc quaity-Anniversary price 36c.
 Princess Bingham Aprons, regular Soc quality-Anni- Versary price 36c.
 Fanneette Petticoats pink blue stripes, scaoped edges regular soc qua1ity--Anniversary price 36e.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
YANTIC

Volunteer Fire Fighters Kept Busy- Freak Egg Discovered-New Lon- don Rector to Preach at Grace Church,
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
HOSIERY AND GLOVES

HUOIEn HNU UEUFEO women's Burson Hosiery, regular 25c quality-Anni- versary price pairs for &C., Womens I4isle Hosiery, regular soc quality Anniversary price 36c pair. Chamosette Gloves, 2-clasp--Anniversary price 56c pair.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
READY-TO-WEAR DEPARTMENT

One lot of White Waists regular soc value-Ann- versary price 36c.
 One lot of Work Waists in light dark colors, reg ular soc qualty-Anniversary price 36c.
 One lot of good servceable Corsets regular qua- ity-Anniversary price 36e pair.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18

RIBBONS quality vrsarrp
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18
Spring Millinery Opening
 of Hats
 The Misses Legros March 18th, 17th and 18tl BALTIC, CONN.

THERE Is no advertising medium in Eastern Connecticut equal to The Bul.- Ietin for business results.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-03-18

DRESS GOODS SECTION  p a
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-07-31
~ THORNTON W. suaoGss.

Copyright. 1915. by J. a. Lioyd).
Little Mrs. Tiny 10 . very smart
person. Tiny the Warbler says 90.
and certainly he ought to know. He
says she is the smartest person in
the Old Orchard. OF course his
neighbors do NOT agree to that. but
they do admit that she 10 very
smart. They couldn't help admit.
ting II after she built that two.
story house with the strange egg
locked In the lower part where II
couldn't hatch. After he had heard
about that even Sammy Jay. who
has little respect for anybody.
bowed to her most politely when
they CHANGED to meet
II don't see how you thought of
It; really don't. my DEAR" Tiny
would burst out every once In Z
while. TT IL quite the cleverest
thing I ever heard Of. May just
peep at those eggs?" So
you may take care Of them
while | go get something to eat"
Mrs. Tiny would reply. but be sure
that you don't leave them for an
instant. II would break my heart
to nnd another strange egg In with
them. and I am not at al sure that
that heartless creature who left the
one We have locked up 10 moi, hiding
around here somewhere waiting foi
another chance. can tell you one
thing. Tiny Warbler. and that Il
that ! am not going to bring up
any strange children"
Tiny knew by the snap Of her bill
and the queer little jerk Of her head
that she meant just what she said
There were four beautiful little
eggs in the nest now. and Tiny wal
very proud to take care Of them
while his smart little wife got her
meals. He was doing this one morn
ing when he caught glimpse Of Z
brownish- gray bird Of twice HE own
size sneaking through the trees %
II trying to keep out Of sight. The
instant she saw him she turned and
disappeared. He was stu wonder
ing who she was and why she waa
90 anxious to keep out OF : sight
when there was . great outcry In
another part of the Old Orchard
He could hear the voices Of nearly
all his neighbors screaming angrily,
and he did so want to 80 and see
what all the fuss was about. But
he remembered his charge and sat
tight. II was . hard thing TO do
when there was 90 much excite
ment. but he did It.
Presently Mrs. Tiny came hurry.
ing home, and she was % excited
that she could hardly keep still Ions
enough to tell him the news. what
DO you think?" she cried. We've
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-07-31
LITTLE STORIES FOR BEDTIME.


found out who has been laying
those eggs In the nests OF other
birds. Il ID Sally Sly the Cowbird.
Ms. Pewss had LEFT her nest for
just . few minutes, and whom abe
came back there was that dreadful
Sally Sly just leaving H. and In Il
was an egg just like the one We
found IN our nest and that Mrs.
Chippy and Mrs. Redeys the vireo
found In their nests. Mrs. Pewee
called the rest Of 40 and We drove
sally Sly out Of the Old Orchard.
and don't think she'll come back
very soon. pulled two feathers out
Of her coat myself. and II did me .
lot Of good" Mrs. Tiny rufned out
her feathers.
ibid you ever hear OF anything
20 wicked! They say she never
builds . nest and never takes care
Of her babies. In fact she doesn't
even know her own children. She
snsaks around and lays her eggs
In the nests Of others, always the
nests Of those . great deal smaller
than herself. and then goes OF to
have good time without any cares
1t all. She never even goes back
to see II the eggs have hatched and
the babies are being taken care Of.
She hasn't spark. not q spark. Of
mother lore IN her. Nobody but
Bully the English sparrow and his
wife will have anything to do with
her. and you know they are . very
poor kind OF people Themselves and
none q the rest Of a. viii even
speak to them. They are better
than sally Bly,, though, TOR they do
take care Of their children. DID you
ever hear Of anything 20 awfuli
Just think Of . mother leaving her
children for strangers TO feed and
bring mp. and not even caring
enough to And out whether they live
or diet"
.'whst does Sally Sly look liksr'
asked Tiny.
"She wears Z cloak Of brownish'
gray. . perfectly homely thing, and
she sneaks around In the most
shameful way" replied Mrs. Tiny.
Then I saw her this very morn
ing" declared Tiny. and just ~ sure
a. you live she meant to leave a
egg In our nest"
Next story: The Troubles Of
Mr.. and Mrs.. Redeye.s