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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22
HAPPENINGS IN AND ABOUT TOWN

recting of impulses for uplift and
inspiration.
Send Wire TO ShiVely.
A telegram to Sen. b. +. ShiVely
in Washington expressing the re-
gret OF the Knife and Fork club at
his being unable 10 be present, was
sent. II was Sen. Shively who in
vited Sen. Williams 10 be present,
and IL was expected that the Indiana
senator would be one Of the speak
ers of the evening.
The telegram read:
Hon b. r Shively,
Washington. ID. G.
Members Of the Knife and Fork
club tonight are hosts 10 ex-Pres't
William Howard Taft, United States
Senator from Mississippi John Sharp
Williams. and Gov. Woodbridge y.
Ferris OF Michigan. We had count
ed on your presence and as you can
not be with us, this club Of which
you are a valued member, sends its
regrets AMI asks that Sen. Williams
bear 10 you our best wishes"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22
LODGE NOTES

Nomination Of officers were made
last night by the Crusade lodge, No.
IA, knights of Pythias, at the X.
Of p hall on s. Michigan St, when
Carl Swanson was nominated as
chancellor commander Other NOM
nations were as follows: Vern DUFF,
vice-commander; Dan Nye, prelate;
A. H. Shultz, master of arms; Jim
Hardin, master of work; L. r..
White, inner guard; Harry Martin,
outer guard; David Gibson, trustee;
Charles POmmert, master of finance;
c. r. Smoke, keeper of record and
seal; Q. Taggart, eXchequer.
During the evening is candidates
were given the third rank and -
the second rank. Reports were
made by the committee OF the
pocket billiard and billiard tourna-
ment.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22
POINSETT GARRISON
ELECTS OFFICERS
Installation i'm Uniform To be Held
Jan. Apply for Rifle
Team Charter.

Annual election of officers for the
George NJ. POinsett garrison, No g.
Army and Navy union, was held last
night at the garrison headquarters
on S. Michigan St The following
officers were elected: George A.
Campbell, commander; John A.
Hindman, senior vice commander;
William A. Baugher, junior vice
commander; Frank Q. Horwarth
adjutant; Charles A Wentland,
quarter master; Ernest \. Ullery.
chaplain; George w. Doty, .. D.;
Frank L. Wiatrolek. O. G.; Joe Har-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22

The appointment Of priests for the
Christmas holidays was announced
at Notre Dame yesterday. Two
priests have been appointed TO as
sist each cf the local pastors on
Christmas day, and the following ap-
pointments have been made out of
the city: Frs. Walsh and Eugene
Burke, Chicago; FIR. Joseph Burke.
Dowagiac. Mich; FIR Joseph Nc
CURE, Three Oaks, Mich; Fr. John
McGinn, st. Joseph, Mich; FIR. Will
liam BOlger, OwOsso, Mich; Fr
Earnest Davis, Jackson, Mich; FIR
Thomas Burke. Gary, Ind; FIR.
Alphonse Just, Watertown, Wis
FIR. Leo O'Donnell, Battle Creek,
Mich; FIR James Quinlan. Gary.
Ind; FIR Finnegan, Chicago, H.; FIR.
Michael Quinlan, Battle Creek, Mich.
Besides the regular appointments.
several of the priests will assist in
the parishes of their home towns.
where they will spend their Christ
mas vacation.
The Students spending the holidays
here We're greatly disappointed yes
terday when il was announced that
Elk Pres't Taft would be unable To
spend the day at the university be
cause OF a bad cold. 1t had been
planned to postpone the examina-
tons until this week so that Mr.
Taft could address the student body
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22

tee was formerly identified with the
prOgressives.
Sam Schwartz hasn't come forth
fatfooted with an announcement as
to his aims in the democratic pri-
mary, but it is understood he will
hear the pleas of his many friends
to the effect he make the race for
the nomination for prosecutor next
March.
Woodbridge y. Ferris, Mich gan 3
governor had a few words to say
anent Chase S. Osborn and william
Alden Smith. Both of these Michi-
gan men expect united support from
Michigan's delegation TO the repub-
lican national convention and Gov
Ferris feels a huge joke is being
stacked against the record of each
Mr.. Ferris feels it is time Smiths
friends ceased kidding" William
Alden along. and as for Chase S. Os-
born, he points significant finger
to the results in 1914. Ferris was
reelected on the democratic ticket
by a majority heretofore unknown
in the Wolverine state.
T. w. Whaley, -heralded and
sometimes Acknowledged the only
Mississippi republican yet existant,
is in South Bend. and cornered John
Sharp Williams for a talk over old
times at the oliver Tuesday night.
Whaley, formerly identified with
Mississippi politics but at present
working for Bradstreet on certain To-
cal companies. considers Williams
one of the greatest men ever sent TO
Washington from his home state.
But our politics don't mix worth a
darn" he adds. clapping the states
man fondly on the back.
Republicans OF Indianapolis have
completed 5ans for their statewide
love feast to be held at the capital
city Dec. 30.-There will be but two
speakers, Edwin T. Morrow OF Ken
lucky and Rep. w. E. Humphrey of
Washington. There will be no
speeches by candidates for any Of
flee. Word OF many delegations
from counties over the state is re-
ported 10 have been received by the
committee, and candidates have
made early room reservation.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22
WOMEN PRACTICE

Basket ball practice was held by
the Women's Athletic club Of the
Laurel Community center Tuesday
night in preparation for their game
with the Haley Women's Athletic
club which is 10 be played next
week. Miss Rosa Krause OF the mu-
nicipal recreation department had
charge OF the practice.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22
CHRISTMAS SERVICES.

Special Christmas services at Con
ference Memorial L. Il. church vii
be held Thursday evening at 7:45
o'clock. white Gifts for the King
will be given and will be in charg
of the Sunday school with an inter
esting program. The school has
provided provisions and clothing fOT
number of needy families in the
city.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22

ward, O. w; Floyd o. Jellison and
w. o. Teeple. executive council
The rifle team charter has been
applied for, with a membership OF
20. and a bowling team has been or
gained and Will begin play in a few
days. Public installation Of officers
in uniform viii be held Jan. 4 at the
headquarters. Refreshments and
dancing viii be held following the
installation.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22
TALKS ON CITIZENSHIP

An address by William Bergan
on the subject of "Citzenship" fea-
tured the meeting of the Haley Civic
club held at the school Tuesday
night. other numbers on the pro-
gram were. Community singing. led
by a. Dyke; solo Rev. a. II. Kenna
readings. Miss Bessie Hogue; vaude-
Vile sketch Schroeder and Klotz;
violin solo. Charles Reynolds.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22
WHITE GIFT SERVICE.

The White Gift service will be a
special feature OF the meeting 10 be
held this evening at 1880 o'clock in
the First Brethren church. The
chorus choir and the primary de-
partment will take part The an
thems will also be sung by the choir
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22

Christmas was observed last night
at the regular meeting of the st.
Joseph valley hive, No. 900, Ladies
of the Modern Maccabees, held at
w. o. w. hall A Christmas tree
was beautifully decorated with cleo
trio lights and candles and a pres
ent was on it for every member
present. A Christmas program was
given by mem bers of the hive and
refreshments were served following
the distribution of the presents.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22
Notre Dame NewS

Eight NOtre Dame priests. includ-
ing Pres't Cavanaugh. Provincial
MorrissNy and six other members of
the faculty pleasantly surprised Fr.
Thomas Vagnier yesterday morning,
the occasion being his feast day, the
feast Of St. Thomas the apostle. FIR.
Wagner is one Of the oldest priests
on a mission. being chaplain at St.
Mary's academy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22
Political Gossip

Anxious to Sec Him Go, Eth?
Apparently overjoyed to see their
fellow townsman retire from the c..
.. p. gubernatorial race, The Tri-
bune. last night, without waiting for
he scheduled release. announced
Col Charles Arthur Carlisle's deci-
sion to quit his running. Announce
nent from Col. Carlisle came TO The
News-Times, and it is asserted, went
all other newspapers, under date
Dec. goth. for Release, Wednesday
Dec. 22nd," as follows:
To the Republicans Of indiana:
After thoughtful consideration 1
lave concluded to withdraw as a
candidate for governor. And in re-
firing to the ranks, 1 shall undertake
10 devote my earnest and active SER
ice to the welfare and best inter-
SITS Of an amalgamated, recon-
tructed republican party and its
andidates who shall serve the wage
arner and the taxpayer under the
logan of More Business and Better
olitics"
Nv appreciation is loyal and de-
oted to my party, and TO my friends
mo in a thousand ways have eX-
PRESSED friendship for me. Their
.ribute will always be a joy and a
-reasure and 1 thank them and en-
BRACE this opportunity of extending
% all my sincere best wishes for a
cry happy Christmas and prosper
Gus. successful New Year.
Charles Arthur Carlisle
Walter Odds OF Fort Wayne has
AIKEN the next step. Tuesday he
signed up as a member Of the New
Tor Senator" club.
There should have been a great
leal Of political gossip hereaboutS
Tuesday with the presence in the
itv of men prominent in both dem
cratic and republican ranks. As
lsual the democrats were III the
sjority. TO take stock in the speak
RS census.
That the repIb" IN party was
much up in IL aiI rs gained from
William Howard H. but Mr.. Taft
insisted thu. ne 3 not in politics.
hough son,ev ril.ar with steps
,ro and con. as 10 Theodore
roosevelt. Mr.. said he didn t
Know the one and -maybe-nOw
nooser's plans Dexter than that
.alf same moose himself. AS 10
Bryan. it was the IRE answer
That either of -hc two and per-
aaps both OF then. are very apt to
start something If their principles
are not looked 20 in the drafting OF
respective party platforms seemed
the prevailing opinion with the large
party from New Haven. The prohi-
bition party and william Jennings
we're considered possibilities in the
united-we-stand sketch following the
democratic convention.
Cyrus r. Pattee has come out
with a formal announcement of his
candidacy on the republican ticket
Cor primary nomination TO the office
Of county prosecutor. Yes, Mr.. Pat
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22

Save money by trading with CleiS
& CO., jewelers.. and o. W. Sohaff-
ner. Aluminium Ware and Electrical
SUPPLIES. 134 n. Michigan st. Low
Rent, prices right.-Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22
yOVR OPPORTUNITY

10 save 20 per cent on a snappy suit
or OvercOat made 10 your individual
measure. Spreng. 221 :. Main St.
AdVl
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22

While down town shopping. get
your lunch. 3 doors north OF the
Orpheum Theater, Hoffman's Res
Itaurant. -Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22

Christmas Cigars in 25c to So OC
boxes.
PUBLIC DRUG STORE.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22

Two schools are still anxious to
get Coach Harper to leave Notre
Dame, according to reports coming
from the schools A report coming
from Nebraska last night states that
they are anxious TO get the Hoosier
coach this year.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22

Fr. William Conner, the novice
master of the Holy Cross congrega-
ton. celebrated his silver jubilee
yesterday He was ordained at
Notre Dame 25 years ago. The ami
versary of the first mass Will be held
Sunday morning.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22

Initiation OF a large class of
candidates was the feature Of the
meeting Of South Bend court, No.
Al, Tribe of Ben Hur, last night at
Beyler hall During the business
session eight applications were bal
loted upon and other routine bust
ness transacted. p. O. Beyers. state
manager, was present and delivered
a short talk on the good Of the order.
The meeting was followed by
dance, with music by the House
keepers orchestra.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22

Arrangements for the annual dis
trict meeting OF the Red men Of
northern Indiana 70 be held in South
Bend Feb. l, under the auspices Of
Montauk tribe, No 426. Red Men
were made last night at the regular
meeting of the tribe in Red Mems
hall. There are I3 tribes from the
various cities Of northern Indiana
that will take part in the district
meeting. and 700 Red Men are ex-
pected to be present. A banquet
will be served during the evening and
addresses will be made by the great
chiefs Of Indiana and officers OF the
national order.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22

Cyrus r. Pattee has come out
with a formal announcement OF his
eandidacv on the republican ticket
Tor primary nomination 10 the ONCE
Of county prosecutor. Yes, Mr.. Pat
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22

Dancing took place at Eagles hall
last night by the South Bend circle,
No. 276, Protective Home circle, fol-
lowing a business meeting in which
plans for a big meeting were made
for next Tuesday evening. A num-
Der of applications will be balloted
upon and the years work Will be
balanced up and reported upon by
the secretary and chairmen of vari-
Gus committees.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-12-22
Two Enects May FolIow.

SHOULD Austria fail TO take heed
of the latest American note. and
diplomatic relations severed. IL would
nave one of two effects: Either the
practice Of summarizing would cease
or a repetition would open HOSTILE
lies and our cruisers would go forth
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1915-07-29
THE LOWEST TERMS OF THE ART OF NARRATIVE
BIZ Robert Louis Stevenson in the Editor

Life before infinite complications attended by the
and surprising meteo appealing the the
the mndhe of wonder the touho hrlngly delicate
and the beso when combines employs
its manifestation the methods and material only but of
all the Music but arbitrary rfng with few Of s majestic
chord painting but shadow of light and colou
does but y indicate that wealth of incident of moral obi
CATION OF action and with which
No in this with e
history built ndputabe but these robbed
and sing that when of the fall of
surprised and justly commend the authors talent pulse be
quckened And dferen that this quckenng of the
pulse in almost purely agreeable that these phantom
ducons their decided pleasure
while experience ITSELF the cockpit of m and ay
above all its typical mood the mood narrative fees
direct challenge o life independent
and creative aim So far initiates ALL initiates life but
speech the facts human destiny the emphasis and
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1915-07-29
Corrected the Fault.

Cincinnati Enquirer: See here
sir" yelled the indignant citizen, al
he entered the Office of the editor ot
the Daily Whoop, what do you
mean by this article in yesterdays
paper?"
What is it," asked the editor.
What is it?' shouted the indig.
nant citizen. why do you refer
10 me as a greedy jobber?"
That is too bad," replied the ed.
itor. 1t is typographical error
and l am sorry it appeared as i,
did"
"Oh, very well," answered the in
dignant citizen. Il accept your
apology"
Il don't know how that fool limo
type man came to set the word job
her," added the editor. Il wrote
the word 'robber' very plainly"
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1915-07-29

with which the human tells them The
that of the who told
campfire Our is occupied much by making
making them TYPICAL and bound occupied
much the neamen of each mahang all
end For the welter Impressions
which life
Impressions all indeed feeby aiming
effect all eloquent Of the dea all Ginning together
of like the graduated
all
reechoes
chapter contributes pitched
with hi and there anywhere that looks
the book would clearer U
Life infinite
work of finite self contained rational
flowing and emascuae The life of the subject of
but the nexhausbe which subjects selected
the of these legion and with each subject
will his methods and change the point The
will much be helped by genial
highest idea of
The best that him this Let him choose
motive whether be character carefully
that incident illustration of the and
employed shall relation congruiy avoid
unless sometimes Shakespea the SUBJ plot be
complement of the ntigu suffer his flag below
level of the pitch the with
talk with
be called and allow neither himself
character the narrative character the dialogue
that of the business
problem involved Let him this
book will be better add rreveant lenghen
Let him mind he thousand qualities that
has
detail the the reproduction OF the atmosphere and
vronmen These elements essential novel be excellent
and have of them character much the
depicted
the particular let him remember the of the abstract the
books the the who lived before Sakepear
Bazac whole him his
novel is transcript @ be judged by exactude;
mpifcon of side of life, stand fall sgnif
simplicity For although working motives
the truth unchanged
method, and that simplicity their excellence
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1915-07-29
REFORMATION LIES WHOLLY
WITHIN YOUR own SELF
Meaning Of the Word Reformation" Itself is to
Re-mou|d or redirect our Lives and Future so
That Good and Worth will Replace the Evil and
Unworthy in our Individual Character.

that we value most are acquired only
after long, hard, and Oft times
bitter, struggle, but in the end we
find they are the things worth hav-
ing the most.
Society has greatly improved and
altered its attitude toward the men
who have sinned against it, and is
more than willing TO help US to be-
come respected and honored citi-
zens. 1t holds, no matter how bad
man may appear to be on the sur
face, there is ALWAYS some good un-
der meath. and in consequence he is
entitled to a chance to show it.
Prisons are no longer spoken of
as place of punishment, but rather.
place of reformation, and a great
number of men having this term ap-
piled. are admitted to these places
under the impression that the offic-
ials are here solely to reform them.
You can lead horse to water but
you can't make him drink" So it
is with men who are in charge of
these institutions. They can tell
you how. and show you the way, to
reform. but they cannot make you
reform-that you have to do your
self. 1t is up to you entirely and
before you can successfully accom-
plish this transformation you must
earnestly desire to do right and to
make better man of yourself.
Again some may say: whats the
use of reforming in here? I'll wait
until l get out, there's lots of time" )"
But when they get out they say:
what's the use of reforming now?"
and they think because they are out
there is no need to reform. These
are the ones who say society will not
give them a chance and they are
soon back again.
If you really intend to alter your
mode of life, to make a better and
more useful man of yourself, TO do
good where before you have done
evil, now is the time, here you have
the advantage of having men who
will tell you how and help prepare
you against the time when you will
need all your courage and strength
to Withstand the bitterness and
doubt after your discharge.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1915-07-29
Putting 1t Over
By II. Nobody.

Somebody said that he couldn't connect
That Pitcher will make you look sick
If you have any hopes consider them wrecked
You'll GO the bench double quick;
But he waited the sphere with grin that queer
-biff-Without pause beg pardon;
He started the race. that touched every base,
While they hunted the ball in the garden.
Somebody said, why, he'll never steal
That base-the thing can't be reckon'd!
But the runner led off for for veal,
And he landed quite safely o second
He was playing the game. posing for fame,
Or to listen TO cheers and deriding-
1t was classed as absurd his trying for third,
But he got there by skilfuly sliding
Somebody said. the thing is pipe
That he'll never n this inning;
But the had thot the time is just ripe,
So the DO IT' germ had it's beginning
That plate must be crossed, the game will be los
-So digging his spikes in the loan,
He ran like deer, unheeding the jeer
And the umpire cried safe he home
You cannot do this, you cannot do that,
The mob confronts you with this menace
If you try for the thing you will land on the mat
And find out your name is just Dennis,
We cannot be beat the fans all repeat,
We're as Jake the the clover
Then big bunch of grit couts out hit
And by heavens guy puts it over!
NOTE The
Saturday The
him. clouted game
last The others admirable
Crowley.