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Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1915-04-10

1T is quite a popular fad to take
"a dig at Kansas, and hold 1t UP to
rid.cule on every pretext. Some
editors think an issue of their paper
would be incomplete unless 1t contain
ed some outrageous Misrepresentation
cd Kansas and Kansas life. But for
downright stupidity In the belief
that anything said about Kansas would
10 Swallowed whole without comment
or investigation ("Kansas being a
DRY state"), the following from the
Pooatello Tribune takes the cake:
Here is an item that might in
terest the dear girls. 1t comes from
Atchison, Kansas, and Kansas being
dry ate, where such strange things
are likely to happen, one can only
scratch his head and doubt little.
but this is the item:
Stitches totalling 17S,964, 6S7 we're
made by Mrs. P. G, Gress, wife of
local physician, in the making of
a crocheted bedspread ON display in
a furniture store here. There are 555
squares i'm the spread, each square
requiring 581 stitches. Other stitches
necessary amount to 2,162. 1t took
about year OF Mrs Gress' spare
time to make the bedspread."
If an Individual were to come into
the office and tell us that water
would run uphill, that sunshine was
a delusion, that moonlight was fiction,
that prohibition was fact or anything
along that sort of line, we have reas-
enable idea of what would have to be
tod to him.
But it would be entirely outside Of
psilrClllng dreams.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1915-04-10

Volumn one, number one of the
idaho REVIEW published March rs,
1915, by the we'll known firm of Syms.
York company of Boise lis at hand
and Is one of the most interesting,
newsy papers to reach this office,
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1915-04-10
GEORGE JACOBSON, Publisher
Statement of Ownership, Management
Circulation, etc.


of the GILMORE COUNTY RBPUBLI-
CAN, published weekly at Mountain
Home. Idaho, required by the Act Of
August "a, 1912.
Name of Editor, Managing Editor;
Business Manager and Publisher, Geo
Jacobson, Mountain Home, Idaho
Owner, Geo. Jacobson, Mountain
Home, Idaho.
known bondholders, mortgages,
and other security holders, holding l
per cent or more Of total amount of
bonds, mortgages, or other securities
None.
GEORGE. JACOBSON.
Sworn to and subscribed before me
this 9th day of April 1915.
o. e. NORELL.
My commission expires June 4, 1915.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1915-04-10
Report

Of the Financial Condition of School District Number IT, Emore
County, Idaho for the Fiscal Year Beginning July l,
1912 and Endng June 30, 1913.
April 20 1914
made n onded and wthouta ISIS
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1915-04-10

Ny commission expires June 4, 1916.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-09-03
SCHOOL NOTES

Ooissios wss made lest wssk il the
list of teachers. no mestioa hsvisg eesn
made Of the special teseher ot assic ssd
drswiss. Her nane 10 Mise Helen M.
Morris, aad she will give her estire time
sad sstssiioa to ths subjsees thsoslh the
Grsdes ssd high school. She hes hsd ex.
eelleat trsisiss is both lisss. bsisl
graduate Of the Tho.ss Tssi.isl Iastisots
q Detroit, Mich. besides hsvist yesss
Of expssieacs il tssehiaG. and soses
highly reconnended.
An sxceptioa should be made in the
call for studests to enroll ssd Iet assiln.
meats ON Monday, Sept. 9Th. This will
not be seesssary for pupils who attend
the countsy schools Of Distsict No. 8.
All those who sttesd the Beet Rssch
school. or the Jordss school, taught re.
spectiveiy by Mrs. Stokes and Miss
Crabili. will sot nsed to report until
Tuesday moraiDt, whea they will begin
regular work.
Every teacher will be expected to at.
tend the General neetial at o'clock p.
m. ON Menday. Sept. s. The Holly
teachers should brinl with them st that
time the total enrolIment in their respee.
tive GRADES, boys and Girls sepsrately.
All pupils who sre to attend the schools
in the town Of Holly should come to the
building st 9 o'clock on Monday morn.
ming. They should brinl with them their
reports Of last year. This will simplify
the clSssi6cation.
The course Of study - arranged 10 one
which aims to serve the practical needs Of
every one 10 the district - nearly - that
may be done with the present corps Of
teachers. We have also kept in mind the
cultural side of education and have pro.
vided for the Srowint number Of people
who realize that the best equipment for
life 10 full education.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-09-03
DAIRYINe INDUSTRY
LEADS, SAYS
COMM'R MeMIlLEM
iR>csrA-St ckna.

tHocer1-ot csneA
1T has been either late spring
or early fall in the Arkansas
Valley all summer" said Com
missioner M. ]. McMillin. who
represents the Arkansas Valley
on the State Stock Inspection
Board, and who has been in Den
yer attending q meeting OF the
Board. Conditions have been
most unusual. We have had q
super-abundance of rain and
practically no hot weather. The
early mornings in the Valley are
actually cold and men have to
wear their coats through the
early hours while at work. AS .
consequence. the hay crop will
be short and a percentage of the
alfalfa already put up has been
damaged by rain. The final re-
suits will depend very largely up
on weather conditions for the
next few weeks and how long
the frost holds off. The beet
crop is looking fine and will come
out all right if the frost will hold
off until the last of September.
All the factories ars preparing
for a big fall campaign.
Our dairy interests are max
ing wonderful progress. but we
have been having difficulty get
ting in more dairy cows because
of the foot and mouth quaran-
tines which have been in effect.
As soon as these quarantines are
raised, there will be several
thousand more cows brought in
to the section. We have dis
covered that the dairy interest
is one of the best paying indus
tries in the Valley and practical
ly all our farmers are embarking
in dairy cattle and are selling
their milk to the big condensary
at Lamar.
Taking the situation as a
whole, the condition in the Val
ley is encouraging, altho it might
be much better. As compared
with the counties east of us,
however, we are in much better
shape and with our feeding oper-
ations next winter we should con-
tinue to be prosperous.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-09-03
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department Of the Interior.
U. S. Land Office at Lamar. Colo,

July 81. 1915.
Notice is hereby given that Edith Glare Hsvs
Of Webb. Colo.. who. on March 30. 1912, made
homestead entry. serial No. Ol15Ol, for south.
east quarter. east half southwest quarter and
south half northeast quarter. section 81, town.
ship 26 south. range Al west. 9th principal
meridian. has filed notice Of intention to make
three year proof. to establish claim to the land
above described. before the Register and Re.
ceiver at Lamar. Colorado. on the 18th day Of
September. 1915.
Claimant names as witnesses: Mrs. ]. W. Houl.
ton. Of Holly. Colo: Mrs. H. M. Hutch.on Of
Haiton. Kan; E. W. Barnes and C. H. Moore
both Of Webb, CoIo
lois A, l. Beavers. Register.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-09-03
WEBB ITEMS

Mrs. J. Lawson Of Hutchinson, Kan.,
who has been visiting her parents. Nj.
and Mrs. Dave Webb, returned home on
Friday,
Jas. P. and Ina Eden, evanlelists, ere
holding protraeted meeting At the Bell
school house this week.
Miss Bessie MoAlexander left Sunday
for Ashland. Kan. where she will teach
school the coming term. She was accom-.
panied BY her sister Grace, who will at.
tend high school there.
Laurence Oweas Of Oklshoma is visit.
inG his parents this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Floyd Powell returned
home from Kansas last Thursday.
Jim Holstine would like someone to
suskest way for him to set his broom
corn pulled. Ieis SO high he cant pull it
from the ground.
Guy and Glen Robinson have come
home to stay after two year absenee.
The Bell school house looks nice with q
new coat Of white paint.
Little Kenneth Walton stepped on q
nsil and is suffering with sore foot this
week.
Splendid wall map of Colorado.
also cloth book map, for sale.
Latest map of the Arkansas Valley.
Chieftain Office.
We carry complete stock of
rope, leather and harness supplies
at the Cash Grocery.
F. &. AIlen-notary public, rent.
ais and collections.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-09-03

Don't forget that we handle
fresh garden produce, as we'll as
fruits of all kinds. Cash Grocery
The Holly chieftain., 1915-09-03
NOTICE

We are now prepared to furnish
honey to all that have spoken for
it.
J. A. Pierce.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-09-03

Are you ready to make final
proof on your homestead? Papers
carefully prepared. U. s. Commits.
sioner, 'Chieftain Office.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-09-03

Patronize Chieftain advertisers
They can be depended upon.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-09-03
NOTICE OF APPLICATION TO
LEASE STATE LANDS.
Office of the State Board
of Land Commisaioners

Denver, Colo, Aug. 9, 1915
Notice 10 hereby 9iven that application
has been made to lease the followint des.
cribed school lands. situate in Prowers
County. Colorado, o.wit:
The Holly chieftain., 1915-09-03

Notice is further hereby tiven that oil
other persons desiring to file an spplica.
tion to lease this tract of land must file
the same in this Office prior to Sept. 10th,
1915, ss no other application to lease the
above described lands will be considered
after said date.
J. F. VIVIAN,
REGISTER State Board Land Commis-
si0ners.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-09-03

We carry complete stock of
rope, leather and harness supplies
at the Cash Grocery.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-09-03
Are You oOnlma 2

!eo.o@ farnsrs viii esssad and exchange ide.s.
vill eEhibit farm products raised With and
yithost irritation. Sss ~ largest Tractor
sshibitsd will include svesythias the farosf
ns4ds 70 make his work easier and more
profitable. spsakers will cover all subjscts vital
10 The farmer and his family. We want y0u 70
come Ask questions. Mako suxsesiions. Address
MIEnnAIOouN Dav-FAamlne eoGeofSS, oEnyfl, eola
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18

Eight companies, empl9yingg oyer 400 men, are now actiEeir operatine in the Johnson district Three of the companies are now regular producers the Arizona -Michigah alone turning out over 1000 tons uer month The ore is shipped to Che Copper Queen smelter at Douglas. There are now over 300 miners employed m the John. son camp. where the Johnson fCopDer company has encountered a good grade of ore at the suf hNndrea foot level Part of the 0r6 fs ie6da6 st Dragoon, but the most of ft is seine treighted tO Cochise station
 Values as high as S19.OOO per ton have been found on the property of the Primos Chemical company. which .is operating a tungsten mine in the Johnson district A concentrator is in operation and the company is consid- oring important extensions in the near future
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18
FEEL YOUNG!
It's Dr. Edwards Olive Tablets
 For You

Beware of the habit of constipation. It develops from just a few coustipated days, unless you take yourself in hand.
 Coax the iaded bowel muscles back to normal action with pr. Edwards Olive Tablets, the substitute for calomel Don't force them to unnatural action with severe medicines or by merely flushing out the iutestines with nasty, sickcning cathartics
 Dr Edwards believes in gentleness, persistency and Natures assistance
 pi. Edwards Olive Tablets open the bowels their action is gentle. yet posi- tive. There is never any pain or griping when Dr. Edwards olive Tablets are used Just the kind of treatment old persons should have.
 Dr. Edwards Olive Tablets are a veg etable compound mixed with olive oil. you will know them by their olive color. Take one or two occasionally and have no trouble with your liver, bowels or stomach. 10c and 25c per box. All druggists.
 The Olive Tablet Company, Columbus, O.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18

Work on the new bridge at Wrinkle man, to be built by Gila and Piral counties, has begun, and 1t is expected that it will be completed by the mid die of January A large gang of bridge builders is employed on the new structure, which will shorten the distance from Globe Co Winklaman io tt miles.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18
The Joy of Motherhood.

There need be no apprehension of distress 10 mar the complete joy of expectation, for many women who know, advise the use of Mothers Friend, an external remedy of particu- lar value designed to sooth the muscles and relieve the pressure re- acting on many nerves SO that the strain upon the cords, tendOns and fragments is not accompanied by se- were pains that sometimes cause nausea, morning sickness and other local distresses
 Mothers Friend has been used sue cesstully for two generations and can toe had of any druggist.
 Advertisement
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18
State Of ohio. City of Toledo. -
 Mnnr CIHnfnr ( aal

AaANEn county Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is senior partner of the firm Of I', J Cheney C Co.,, doing business iu the City Of To- lcdo County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and cv- cry case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
 FRANK J CHENEY. Sworn Co before mo and subscrib q in my presence, this 9th day of December, A. D 1896.
 (SeaD A. ". GLEASON.
 Notary Public. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally and acts directly upon thc blood and mu- cous surfaces Of Che system. Send for testimonials free
 F. J. CHENEY & CO Toledo. O. Sold hv an Druggists. i5C
 Take Haun Family PllIs Tor constipation.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18
ACTION OF SINGLE SPOONFUL
 SURPRISES MANY

Bisbee people who bought the sim ole mixture of buckthorn bark sly cerine, etc, known as Adler-i-ka, are surprised at the INSTANT effect of a SINGLE SPOONFUL. This remedy is so complete a bowel cleanser that it is used successfully in appendicitis. Adler-i-ka acts on BOTH upper and lower bowel and ONE SPOONFUL re. ieves almost ANY CASE of constipa- ton, sour or gassy stomach. ONE MINUTE after you take it the gases rumble and pass out.
 J. M, BALL, Druggist
 The Lowell Drug Co.,, at Lowell, re- ports great success there.
 Advertisement
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18

Directors of Hyatt Roller Bearing Co. of Harrison, N J., will declare a lio0 per cent stock dividend on pres ont capital of $4O0OOO.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18

New England Hide 6 Leather Asso citation will send special committee Go Washington to seek to facilitate ship ments Of hides and skins to this coun- try from India.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18

Lieut.. Gen. Sir Archibald Jamo- Murray, K. C. R., has recently been promoted from his post as of the general staff of the eX uon- ary force in France, under John French, to tlst of chief cc ,ho im- perial general staff. He began EI5 fighting career in Zululand in 1888.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18
. Q Q = C R Q . Bargains in homes on easy terms
 FOR SALE

q g room house Laundry Hill, Q price S5OO. $l5O cash. q room modern house, in good % condition Mason Hill price Q S190O Terms. C 8 room new house on car line Q Tombstone Canyon, price S17OO. . Terms Q l2 room modern house with fur [ . uiture for six rooms, on ear line c Tombstone Canyon, would rent . for $60.0o, price S3,6O0 Terms. . 4 room house Jiggerville, pan Q try, screen porch, front and back . gas and electric lights, cement . walks, yard an fenced Price 2 SLIGO, part cash.
 . room cement block house . and furniture, modern in every ( respect, house as good as new,- q close in Clawson Hill, will rent . for $4O.OO. Price S265O = M. C. HIGH . . Real Estate And Fire Insurance |e Opposite depot
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18

CLAIRVOYANT- Rev Mrs. Lump kin. business or life readings Let son Hotel, phone 132. $50
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18
Miscellaneous
DRESSMAKlNG

Dressmaking tailoring and altera tions. accordion pleating made. Hughes Block, opposite Y. M. c. A. 254
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18
PALMIST 8 CLAIRVOYANTS

PALMIsT, CLAIRVOYANT, Prof Al.
 bertson, Johnson Hotel, Main st. 2i1
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18
PYrHIAN slsTFRs

Lily Temple No. 8 meets every End and 4th Thursday evenings of each month at Odd Fellows Hall Visiting sisters are cordially invited. 196
 ELIZABETH KING, M. F. c.
 HANNAH MUNICH. M. of R. C.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18
The Kinp of siam.

The king of Siam recently an- nounced that he would remain for ever a bachelor. He has refused to marry for the inezorable law of his country says that a king must marry either a sister or half sister. Edu- cated at Oxford, this idea ig very sbhorrCnt Go tho monarch
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18
Lost
PROFESSIONAL CARDS

SAM Ii. KYLE. Lawyer. Office owe
 Bank of Bisbee. Bisbee. Ariz. g.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18
METHODIST CHURCH CALENDAR

Pastor, o. M. Andrews Phone 37A s. S. Supt. A. O. Fredel
 Pres Aid. Ms l.. F. Hawes. Supt. League, Margaret Watson. Sunday School, 9:45 a. m.
 Preaching, II a. ID. and 7:3O p. ID. Wed. Prayer Services. 7:3O D. m.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-11-18

. Real Estate And Fire Insurance . Opposite depot.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-07-13
THIS GIRL EARNS
 $62 A WEEK BY
 PACKING ORANGES
Put Away 29, 800 in Eight Hours
 When But a Schoolgirl

7 - <
 Carefully wrapping and packing g crate ofs116 oranges in the renarka- b1e time. of one minute and 25 sec onds Is f11e record that won for Mss Louis Lowe, a pretty California. girl. the worlds championship, and to us of the en6ete east the significance of tf1as feat may not appeal with any dis play of enthusiast1c c surprise unless we have vtsited fheyorange groves Of Cali foFzaa, and seen.s64ae work being done. At 6znes age of IA A1ass Lowe carried off first prize in as-oonbesE against men Ioy packing 2o.Seo) oranges in am en- d11rance contest that lasted eight hours.
 Ray Adams. one of her partners, in an interesting and Instructive act at the Plaza, is the worlds champion box builder, having won his honors by building three crates which meant the hand1fng of 1S2 nails and 27 pieces of lumber in one minute and 80 seconds. although during one of yes 6eFday'S peFformazces he broke his record aoy four seconds.
 Miss Lowe stated last evening that orange pacaxers in California averaged a weekly wage Of between $35 and $50 according to their skill being allowed five cents per box of -12S, and that she, herself, has earned as much as $62 in a week. The crabe builders are a1- lowed S1 per hundred and average from 500 to 700 0sGboxes per day.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-07-13
BRIDGEPORT GIRLS REVUE REAL HIT
 AT POLL THEATRE

BrtdgepOrt=has some excellent anna teur talent for theatrioa1s. This was amply demonstrated Monday at Polfs theatre, when the Bridgeport Girls Revue-a ''1nade-in-Bridgep mu- sioai comedy-had it's premier. In the headline position of a very excel lent vaudeville bill, the local perfor- x1aers proved their merit to the stellar honors that the program accorded chem.
 ssrhe Bridgeport Girls Revue" fea- lures ten local girls and two Bridge port oo1hedtans, Lester Burdick and James Conroy. The girls are Misses Vida Stearns, AureIia Berger, Lulu Kelly, L4ottie Weltners Theresa Poke, Ella Harrington Joan 4DeMork, Ha- gel Thompson and Mrs. Hl. Willnaan- Every ons of them Is talented sOlO- chorus shows careful training with results that a professional would en- ", Tine musical numbers follow one another in rapid succession and in terspersed are, some bright comedy bits by Anessrs. Burd1ck and Conroy.
 The prologue to the production is in the form Of motion pictures. taken in Bridgeport, and shows the com pany at various points in the city
 The entire production is one that Bridgeport may we'll be proud of. That 1t pleased the big audiences Monday was amply attested by the re- peated encOres accorded the several numbers Great credit for the suc- cess of the production is due Lester C. Burdick under whose personal di- section the Revue was rehearsed and staged
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-07-13
K OF. O LAWN FBrE.

That the Knights of Columbus set a. high pace in presenting an enter tainment is further evidenced by the attraction announced for Wednesday evening, July i 4, when they will en- certain with a midsummer festival on the lawns sz1rrounding thaar new club house at Washington avenue and Con- gress street. The committee having the er1&ertalnnaent in charge has la bored zealo11s1y and judging from the interest displayed it's success bofh so- cially and financially is assured.
 The immense popularity of motion pictures has led the committee to in- corporate this form of entertainment with the many an1tsementS to be of- fered. This was made possible through the courtesy of Martin Heanue, a member of the society. who is the owner of an attractive picture theatre in the city. MT. Heanue has arrang- ed an interesting and lengthy program of both the comic and dramatic va rfety and some of the latest releases will be shown. Of course dancing
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-07-13
PLAZA

Asp.aeuataeFs novelty foE~ Q vaudeville znemrs is che act presented by the. f.mtRfarmaaa. Orange P@ckers on the BRmmm bzu for the first half of the. x@sK Tho oRGHElm@ opens with A# shore ree1 Of Him showing how the nEaRsege belt of CA21fDrnia where it Is etzzrsslted that one hundred million ce aoEaaxs. 1s invested, and an amour. CT eeess4p E Eksak everything is thor augl13y expaa1ned- Mss Lowe and ms Daaze, tzae champion wrappers into contest znsggEapp1ngIhe zn oranges in tassn1e and packing diem into <1mtaa Then Ray Adams and Or wzlze Rodgers make t71Gar appearances and dexmOna<raAe their skill in bUihd- ing orange boxes The winners of the twO contests then enter into v1srv exc1tlng one in which the girl is Ho ylnprzr one crabe while the boy builds fnxee <xm1ez The girl won by two 1-aaarafEsf # taking her just one min xzfe and fz1Heen seconds to pack and NxaD oE1e hzznkEed and txenfy-sx czazzessa The is So far d1sfezenf fHon mzlV thing yst presented so I1z- devfI5aexzs Of the~eaat and IL is so in tsrsstzEaay and educational that il is borsnn Assspzoxesa a big draw ing caHd-
 The B1Our DanrznE Harn1Oniats nAzOu1A Ind zz4Eze d5Eacu1Ey in caxry- dng or hDnnzs aE every. psrHOrnaanca 1Hdg44ag ararn inc way faae fzgb- night erB tD1a. taaaEr A1xrt III opsned sonne- w1aaK aaz1axsnf from tE1s Msma1 and IL 1seTE zzp<a Bqean syf 0KzEztaakAz1y through, nm4 The HabresYa chazAraer was re- sp6xzssbAe for many a lAnzssa and 4laa bo2s wcn several snceres on their a0ng naanalAara
 A4npad 6 IEh1fas fwo very olezer yrzzng 11en won instant 6av0reak fzas 0Dsnamg uer1cznaaxare yesH sss1asr in 4 Hinsanzs dancing and na1nzEzal o<Ed1aGy that had pzenfw of nnirth fn5sceed a1 xha EEEz1t a1m1exHa4A-
 c1F & BAaanes q man and woman i'm a talking and ncIng ssazs- 1azNzsAsnd zzaexaE "a EnD Ezzam@md-
 he gkana EG4ncaasys s' am gE4anzazazay nnmGterpzaee in four rarfs was f1a6 prancaDae pfaGpn1ays Ehe aHORy ls from fhespen of C8e0wse Asks fhe sGa- r1ous az1aAor aasd EEaneiG K Buzz- man and E2nEaz< ernAlaOuses axe sHeakzzr- ed chaxlze Chazszzn in 1Ezzs New EN0kas1ous and "A Good Buszneas DeAl o0nzpass kzae xbfa1-
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-07-13
LITTLE BENIN Y'S NOTEBOOK Fa pama
By Leo PaRe

Tho Huchst1r. The huckst1r Is a big tall man.
 With vegitabils old and moo, Who comes evyry day down our alley And proberly down yures, to- He sells sparrersrass and rad1shes And calls t1Xnmaytiz tuznnoats. 'yVzeh I aWnen WundIr WY he nevv1r Calls puttaytlz puttats- You.azg g11gays no hees coming,
 NIIe hes still 4 blocks away, Bekause hes av4ways yelling wat hes And wat you han to pay He comes eetrh day but Sundey, Weather the weathirs fine or coarse He gets cawt in menny hevvy rane, As also dn1 his horse. And peepn come out to thare back And buy etufs avn =vlclla to -a1ne. And he yeZAs, ezvry veg11abn in his His nneznOry must behne. And. wen syoa buy WateVir you wunt, He.asazs if you wuut eny moars And4he keeps avn naiTn1ng the things
 hes got
 I'll you go in and shut the back
 doar-
 Oh .heer tzae hucgst7r calling
 Hes got enyt11ing you Wish He keeps his pants up with sispend1ra, And avn Friday he sells fsh-