United labor bulletin., 1915-01-23

~ ENNER has been busy enter
tanning the whole state this
week, and won new laurels for
- handing out hospitality and
gathering in ducats. II has been u sea-
son of state conventions. In addition to
the annual horse show and pet stock
.xhibition in the stockyards stadium
,here were conventions Of county COM
m,ssioners, \, good roads, state retail
grocers, State Grange, Farmers Union,
State w. T. c. u, Lumber Dealers As
sociation, State Forestry Association,
Colorado osteopaths, State Dentists
Association, and the nose, eye and ear
doctors. There may have been others
that are overlooked in the rush of go.
ing TO press. Yes, the State Legislature
also was in session, but the solons didn't
attract much attention with so many
other big shows holding the boards.
Personally the o. =. was most interest
ed in the gathering OF the dental clans,
for we are Just now having constructed
some bridges and few culverts to aid
the restauranteurs in disposing of their
surplus round steaks and stale bread.
II will be great day for suffering
humanity when the dentists gain suffi-
cient scientific knowledge to construct
an Eads suspension bridge in ones
mouth without the use OF steel paving
rollers and trip-bammer drills. Other
= wise everything is all right. and the
only kick coming from the visitors was
to find the all-night cabarets that used
TO make merry ON Curtis street now
dark, with for rent signs tackled on the
DOOR.
This column j. not devoted to brick
bats and bouquets. but here is note
received from one OF my Socialist friends
that is worthy Of being reproduced:
Denver. Colo. Jan. l6. 1918.
Editor The United Labor Bulletin;
Dear Sir-Just line 10 call your
attention to what appears to be grave
error on your part in the last issue OF
The Bulletin. On page / note an arti-
Gle copied from the Brooklyn Eagle
which is fair 10 the Socialists. Clint,
YOU surely overlooked bet in setting
up your paper. BE more careful in the
future. Respectfully. @. A. Ahlstrom.
As matter OF fact we devote a good
portion OF our time each week search.
ing for something worth while Of a
constructive nature the Socialists have
done in the hops of giving credit
through the columns OF The Bulletin
Therefore the q. Z. j. pleased to inform
hi. good friend Charlie that the article
mentioned did not appear by accident
hut as a result OF most painstaking On.
deayor. which IL amply repaid in the
ACKNOWLEDGED appreciation shown.
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Chief of Police o'Neill aud his dctee.
tive force have been busy for week
trying to locate the gentlemen and lady
burglars now operating extensively in
Denver. Tuesday night the o. T. was
successfully held up three times in the
Albany hotel lobby in lees than an hour
but has not reported the matter 60 po-
lice hesdquartcr-. Each time the trick
was turned by different men. who ap.
preached, calling tho o. p. by his front
, name and claiming to be a former nc.
Aiuaintanee from Pueblo. There isn't q
'thing in the world the o. +. wouldn't
do for n friend from the Smeltcr City
even TO the limit OF loaning his watch
and chain. The hotel lobby was full OF
stockmen. doctors. farmers cowboys
politicians and FOUNDERS. and the game
worked ON the o =. went along smooth.
iy. When the fourth FRIEND from
Pueblo approached with the request for
a.