The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-06-07
.PARALDEHYDISTS HAD
THE OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Whereas Opponents Of the Young M. DIS Suffered
From Ergasiophobia and the Umpires (Cops)
Were Osteochondrously Osseocartilaginous.

When the Paraldehyde Club. composed
Of internes IND others connected with
Bellevue Hospital. went down to New
Dorp, Staten Island. yesterday to play
baseball and things on their fourth
annual outing II 30 happened that the
opposing team was suffering from what
young DR.. James william Patrick MUIR
ply. right fielder. decided after a quick
diagnosis was e~rgasiophobia. or. to use
the technical phrase. lack OF ambish."
That's the negative reason for the
baseball victory yesterday of the team
on which young Doc Jim Bill Pat Muir
ply. Doc Harry Morris-unscientincaily
known as Tug Morris-Doc Roy Lee
Blackman Of Atlanta, sub Doc Rufus
i. Reid. a ringer inasmuch rs Doc
Reid seemingly only yesterday was base
ball coach at the University OF Virginia
and the other youthful NJ. DIS. played.
The positive reason for the victory was
that throughout the four or Ave or six
or whatever the number OF innings
played was. every doc on the team was
fortunate enough to be suffering from
chronic philopatridomania. or a desire
carried to the point OF insanity to circle
the first. second and third hot water
bags used for bases and SO reach home.
Undertaken Jay Gould There.
Jay Gould was there-not the Jay
Gould that might come to ones mind
at first thought. but Undertaken Jay
Gould OF sol West Fortieth street, and
IL anybody thinks there isn't an under
taker named jay Gould at that address
let him take a few hours OF n 20 and
and out.
In fact Undertaken Jay was the life
OF the New Dorp racket He did every
thing but nance the whole affsir for
Drs. Tug Morris. Jim Bill Pat Murphy
and the other young physicians present.
and Jay would have done that too II
the internes would have let him.
Easy come. Easy go" is Undertaken
Gould's motto. and he just loves TO make
friends with young doctors. he says.
About the only NJ. D.. In sight who
hadn't donned a baseball uniform some
time before nightfall was Doc Henry
Fust, also an inferno and also youthful
Doc Fust stood on the side lines an
Innocent bystander during the slaughter
"Out of sorts?" Doc Fust was asked.
"A bit he answered YEARLY. 81
think 1t was the fried cells at the SHORE
breakfast. This conclusion is importar,
because segmentary neurosis Is the pre-
disposing cause OF any illness belonging
TO the class of p~aroxysmal spasmodiC
disorders associated with the m~uscula.
ture of the alimentary ANAL That Is
TO put II In words hat the layman will
better grasp. in members q. this elias,
seizures occrr in ooI1erior WIZ food
taking n gastro-cosophageal hyper
gotta match about you?-hypertonus.'
Il heard different. Doc"
You're informant was wrong them
protested young Doc Fust. "'Take 1,
from me. kid. a neurosis attended oy
;ntercostal hyperalgesia ensues when
dendritic fibres belonging TO the affected
centre transverse pressure zone, OF
hyperperplasias. aneurisms. new growths
and pericardial and pleurifc adhesions
Hence
Tie Had h Stomach Ache. Reader.
I'm other words. Doc. this thing you're
aiming at is occasionally described as a
stomach ache. isn't it,
Il believe that phrase is used TO de.
scribe the malady by the proletariat =