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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08

THE paper speaks of certain argu.
ment as being tactfully yet forcefully
phrased," said the young student
What would be good example OF
that
My SON." returned the father, can
1t be that you have never lent ear to
your mothers able representations on
the periodical occasions when | return
home on pay day"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
Wearjsome Roposition.

We'll, Mirandy," said Mrs. Bosby-
shell to her cook, 81 hear it rumored
that you are going to be married again,
this time to joe"
Nom, | amt gwine git married
again, Miss Lucy" replied Mirandy.
I'm very fond O Joe, but amt gwine
mahry him."
Whats the trouble?" asked Mrs.
Bosbyshell.
Amt no trouble, Miss Lucy" said
Mirandy, but yo' see ! done been
married three times already, an tell
yo' de truff I'm gittin' mighty tiahed
payin' out good money to dem undah-
takahS"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
DO NOT OMIT THE SHRUBS
ey JULIE ADAMS POWELL.

One corner of my garden shaded
from the hot sun is devoted to herbs
II you have never had herb bed this
is good time to plant one. am go.
ing to add several herbs to mine this
year and ! give the list OF those most
useful. IN some cases it is best to
buy the plants, and such ! note.
( Three sage plants.
Three clumps of chiyes.
Two lavender plants.
Six roots of mint.
One package summary savory.
One package thyme.
One package winter savory.
Two plants Of tarragon.
One package dill for havoring.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
Unespected Chicken

A stranger, arriving in a small town,
hailed n passing resident and in
CURED
Can you direct me to a place
where they take boarders"
"Hemmandhaws keeps EN-" the
man replied.
rs that pretty good place."
Fair to middlin'."
Have chicken very often for din.
ner?"
Reg lar and unexpected"
What do you mean by regular and
uneXpected?"
They have chicken regular every
Sunday"
Il see"
And they also have 1t when an
automobile Unexpectedly kills one in
the road Judge
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
Out Of Long Experience.

Barristers should always be respect
ful to the court and accept decisions
with good humor, says Dr. Blake Odg-
ers, who illustrates the proper atti-
tude of the profession.
A young barrister who held differ
ent views from the court, remarked
on one occasion that he was surprised
to hear the judge make certain state
ment, whereupon the leading counsel
apologized for his junior on the
grounds of his youth.
when he is as old as | am, my
lord he said deferentially, he will
never be surprised at anything your
lordship says or does Yorkshire
Post.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
OF Far More Importance.

Pat and a friend were reading an
account of a shipwreck, in which they
were greatly interested.
Pat said his friend, lin case Of a
shipwreck, presence Of mind is worth
everything else"
"Prisince of moind, we say replied
Pat earnestly. Faith, and | don't
agree wild ye In tonne of shipwreck,
absince of body is of far more impor-
lance than prisince of moind. Ma.
tional Monthly.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
Queen Who Carries Bundles.

The Norwegians contrive to make
life agreeable for the royal family by
allowing them to go about the country
side or through the streets of the
capital as freely as ordinary citizens.
Queen Maud revels In her new liberty,
~ find It so nice to be able to go
out shopping without any fuss, she
said, and told me that she could go
into a shop In Christiana without any.
body taking any notice Of her, buy
what she wants, and leave, with her
parcels tucked under her arm. to walk
back TO her palace. H. X. H., In
fanta Eulalia, in the Century.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
One Good One.

Patience-What do you think OF
that new young man boarder?
Patrice-Oh, think he's all right.
Got good eyes, hasn't he?"
We'll, he's got one good eye"
One good eye?"
YES, one seems good; but he was
winking at me with the other during
the entire meal"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
Dlscourtesy Rebuked.

Confederate general was once
captured by Major General Hancock.
Under guard he was led UP to Han.
cocks tent. With the instincts OF
true gentleman General Hancock
stepped from his tent and extended
his right hand to the Confederate pris.
oner. No, sir, said the Confederate
under these circumstances decline
to shake hands with YOU" Hancock
who lowered about three feet above
his prisoner, looked at him a moment
then said: Under any other circum
stances should not offer you my
hand - Exchange.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
Hint Did Its Work,

When the young British officer, or.
dered to the front, called on his tailor
to get fresh outfit, the tailor could
not forget that there was an unset
tied account.
But he felt nervous about broaching
the subject.
Il see the enemy" said the young
officer, has had check
Lucky enemy" said the tailor.
wistfully.
The young officer looked puzzled for
A moment and then took the gentle
hint Next day the bill was settled
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
Force Of Habit.

I'm bet that judge used to be a
street car conductor" said the bride.
groom as they came out of the Office
of the justice Of the peace.
What makes you think so?" asked
the bride
when handed him his fee for
marrying MS, he asked me If wanted
a transfer?
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
lines Chances.

You know when ! was living here
some years ago." remarked the man
who had just dropped in, you had
little boy about six years old who
you thought the brightest boy in the
world"
Yes, | remember" was the reply;
but he's been through college since
then"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
Well Earned.

How did YOU happen to get that
medal you're wearing"
Il got II for saving an umpire's life
had pN.) bottle in my hand when
he called Sweeney out sliding to the
home plate with what should have
been the winning run, and | didn't
throw IT,"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
T aiented.

Wasn't your wife something OF an
elocutionist before she married your
asked the man who had just returned
from an extended stay abroad.
She Is yet" answered the other
sadly. thinking OF her oratorical efforts
on the occasions when he had come
home late from the club.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
Water the Gloxinia.

ly obtrusive. Tie the stalks to them
with broad strips of cloth instead of
strings. The latter will cut into the
tender branches when they are
whipped by the wind.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
Great Scheme

Lawson--How do the Bjenkses man.
age TO so away for three months every
summer?
Dawson-Why, haven't you noticed?
They give up the old fat in the spring
and take a new one in the fall.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
Lawyers Admission.

First Lawyer-How's business?
Second Lawyer-Oh, very bad.
mo clients in town."
Not a one"
Where are they?"
Most of them are in Jail just
now"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
Vocal Carnrnters

Hazel-What is that scraping noise
out front?
Dawn-Must be the chorus girls I'll.
ing off the stage
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
MANY WAR ZONE HOSPITALS

Have ordered Aliens Foot-Esse the aatisepto
Shaken into the shoes or dissolved in the foot
bath. Aliens Foot Ease gives refreshing rest and
comfort and prevents the t.et getting tired or
'oot-sore Ig Il TO-DAY. psn't accept any sub
pie. address Allen s. Clmsted Leroy n. ADV.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
Drink DenIson's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

The indications are that Europe, at
least, will have an old-fashioned
Fourth of July.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
The WAY of Ii.

Are Bell and Barbara blood rela-
tions?"
"Oh, no. 1t is purely platonic crouch
they have for each osher!"--Puck.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
No Change.

WAS she self.possessel when you
proposed"
Yes, and--er-she still is!"--An.
sWers.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
Cacophonous Item.

She sings like a bird"
Yes. necessarily. philadelphia
Public Ledger.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08

Many man has sense enough to
get a good wife. but hasn't sense
enough TO know 1t.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08

Slots cut part way through the
blade facilitate the work of new hoe
for mixing mortar and cement.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08

for living II their wives didn't take
In boarders.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
GOOD COFFEE

If you want a good, rich coffee buy
Godfrey's
Gold Buckle Nothing Better
Silver Buckle IT'S Fine
Broadway It's Good
The best for the money. For sale by
all tirst-class Grocers, L. K. Godfrey
& Sons Co., Milwaukee, Wis.-Adv
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08

A chorus girl and bachelor uncle
are always considered legitimate prey
by those who wish to use them.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
with it.

If you would have your money
reach those who are needy, buy poetry
with it.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08

Russia wants automobiles, motor
trucks and motorcycles.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08

The identity of the favorite son is
established nearly every time a win
10 offered for probate.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08

Sugar beets can be successfully
grown in Ireland
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08

AS the sun is to the moon so 10
the natural blonde to the peroxide.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08

Easy going men often 90 the wrong
way.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08

A really busy man never knows how
much he weighs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08
Some Plans.

Made any plans for the summer"
Yes; I'm going somewhere with the
wife"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1915-07-08

w. N. u, MILWAUKEE. NO. 2s-1slk
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-07
New Courses at State
For Summer Students

State College.-Nine courses never
before offered during the summer ses-
sion have been added to the curricu-
lum of the summer school at the
Pennsylvania State College, according
to an announcement issued to-day by
DR.. E. r. Smith, acting director. The
session will open June 2S, continuing
six weeks through August 6.
Penn States summer session, de-
signed primarily for teachers in the
States public schools, provides studies
to meet the needs of teachers in all
| lines of work, and especially the
scientific lines of agriculture, home
economics, manual training, public
school drawing and the sciences.
A new course in agriculture will be
conducted by Professor l.. Fl. Dennis,
of the State department of public in
struction, an expert in agricultural
education. Miss Sara Lovejoy, direc-
tor of the department of home econo-
mics of the State college, will offer
courses in textiles and garment max
ing. Six other experts will conduct
| thirteen other courses in this subject.
Other new courses will be given in
rural education and school hygiene,
geology, q teachers course in Latin, in
psychology, graduate study, religious
instruction and in physical education
Miss Mary w. Hinman, of Chicago.
will be in charge of pageantry and
folk dancing.
On the program of public lectures
and entertainments are: DIR. Edward
Howard Griggs, who will give a series
of five lectures; Dean Shailer Ma
thews of the University of Chicago;
DR.. j. George Becht, of the State board
of education: Professor S. II. Clark,
and classical plays by the Ben Greet
players.
pected to attend the session.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-07
IF YOU HAVE

NO CHECKING ACCOUNT
you are likely to have trouble when
cashing a check. Why not avoid
all embarrassment and delays by
having checking account of your
own at our bank? 1t makes the
cashing of checks, drafts and money
orders easy for you; besides, you
add to your business and social
pestige when you have a bank ac-
count
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
224 MARKET STREET
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-07
BY ella Wheeler Wilcox
Sne Must Talk Well, but Not Too
Much, She Must Be Modest and
Have Wit and Charm


copyright, 1915 Star Company
That man likes beauty goes with
out saying, as that a bee likes flowers.
5ut as the bee only dutteFs about a
mower which contains no honey-yield-
ing property, so man only fingers a
prlef time about the beauty without
wit or charm.
p A man likes n. woman TO be capable
of talking we'll at times, but he does
not care for the garrulous girl. He
likes to be listened to himself, and
objects to the girl who monopolizes
the conversation almost as much as
to the one who does not talk at all.
A man likes modesty but he is dis
gusted with mock prudery
He secretly likes a slightly uncon-
ventional girl, but he is so sensitive
TO public comment that he is afraid to
openly show his liking for her unless
she is we'll grounded socially. And he
is quick to censure if she defes the
proprieties or violates absolute good
form.
Afraid to Be Seen With Woman
Whose Dress Is Odd
A man is utterly lacking in inde-
pendence regarding these matters and
far more sensitive to public opinion
than the weaker sex. However much
he might enjoy the society of a wo-
man who defied conventional rules
of dress or department, he would
not be seen in public with her if he
could avoid it And a lapse from good
morals does not offend him as quickly
as a lapse from good manners. A
man likes discretion, but he invites
indiscretion from women. In order
to please him in the matter of con-
duct and morals, she must do exactly
the opposite to his either bold or sub
tie suggestions. He will advise her
to be discreet with others, but HIM
self tempt her to folly merely to fiat
ter his own vanity. But he is disap-
pointed and disillusioned If she yields.
There are few exceptions to this rule.
All men are alike in this instinct, and
in their secret hearts hope that virtue
will Withstand temptation. A man
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-07
Ms1r1OMen tss!s. SsS nreReS Us
What Man Likes in Woman

likes an enthusiastic woman, but he
abhors gush. The girl who enjoys
herself thoroughly and is not afraid
to show her enjoyment, always wins
more admirers than the languid beau
ty who is forever bored
Likes Hints of Daring, but Wants II
Hidden and Controlled
Man is afraid of the woman who
boasts of her conquests. The woman
who tells a man how many proposals
she has received and rejected from his
disappointed fellowmen destroys his
respect for and confidence in her dis
cretion, and he is very sure not to
add one more proposal to her list.
He likes hint of daring in a
woman's nature, but he wants 1t hid
den and controlled. Then he enjoys
thinking how he can develop this
dangerous trait and eongratulates
himself on being an excellent fellow
when he does not attempt it,
A man likes a woman of sympa-
thetic feeling and affectionate ma
ture, but he is afraid of the intensely
emotional one. She tires and fa-
tigues him, and is liable to be exact
ing in her demands, or at least he
fears that she might be. The highly
emotional woman needs to wear an
of control and repose, no mat
ter what 1t costs her to do so, IL she
would De pleasing TO man. Let her
nature be suspected and it fascinates;
let it be discovered, and it ennuis.
likes Cheerful, Optimistic Woman,
=. Though He May Argue For
Pesstmism
A man likes a cheerful and opti-
mistic woman, though he may strive
with all his might to convert her to
pessimism. Yet the ready-made cynic
In woman's form shocks him. How
ever erroneous the idea. man regards
woman as the sunlight and the life,
and expects her to drive away ma
larial mists from his mind and
shadows from his heart by her
warmth and light.
Though she be accomplished, beau
tiful and talented, she will lose ground
with the opposite sex If she is cynical
or sad. Every man likes to create
his own pessimist. He does not wish
to find one.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-07

Modelled perfectly, they Notice especially The
heigEten the beauty of shape of Kayser Silk
The hand and nrua Gloves, and how grace
fully they fit the hand.
The beauty of their appearance lasts, because
the purity and strength of the Kayser Silk
resist stretching. Even after they have been
washed, their lustre and fit are unimpaired.
Kayser Silk Gloves cost no more than the ordi-
nary kind; two clasp are always Soc, 75c, 81. 90,
ST. 25 and up; twelve and sixteen button lengths
are always 75c, $1.O0, $1.25, $150 and up.
The name sawaysin the hem and with each pair
ticket that the tips will outwear the gloves
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-07
FL Rado
The Sanitary Liquid
For Removing Hair
Quickest, Simplest, and Safest

Saturate thoroughly the hair on the
face, lip, neck or arms with little Ei
Rado. In c few molsents you will see
the hair become harm1essly dissolved,
then "droopy." You then wash OF with
a little plain water and the hair is all
gone, while the skin is left in q per-
fectly smooth, clear condition.
Prejudice against hair removing is
now thing OF the past Women in all
stations of life regard Ell Rado as an
indispensable toilet necessity, and
there is nothing secret about the use
of it. The prevailing style of sleeve
less evening gowns and sheer, trans
parent blouses makes the removal OF
hair from under the arms really imper-
ative for every woman. The arms can
then be raised freely without embar-
raSsment.
Cutting or shaving of the hair is most
unwise, as this not only increases the
growth more and more, but coarsens 1t.
El Rado is more simple to use,-there
Is no mussing with powders 6r pastes
1t removes the hair for n much longer
period, and the hair keeps becoming
finer instead of coarser with each ap-
plication.
FL Rado is sold in soc and s1.0o sizes
at leading Drug and Department stores
with the distinct understanding that the
money Is to be refunded If not satis-
factory. Try El Rado on your arm to-
day. Take nothing else.
II You prefer we will gladly fill your
order by mall direct, in plain wrapper,
If you win write enclosing stamps or
coin. For full information and letters
from prominent users merely send .
postal. Pilgrim Mfg. Co, Il East 2sth
Vt, New YORK. "a
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-07
NEVER DECEIVE AN ANIMAL

In the current issue of Farm and
Fireside appears the following advice
as to the training OF animals:
"You never can train a colt, calf,
or any animal, wild or tame, unless
you gain it's entire confidence and af-
fection. To do this you must never
deceive it, not even for fun, and al
ways protect it and show that you
love it.
1.-The way to a mans heart is
through his stomach, and the road to
the affection of an animal is by way
of it's taste.
AN apple, a bit of tender grass, or
some tasty bit will soon make friends
with it. and kind words and petting
will make it a loving and obedient
friend"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-07
BAND FESTIVAL


Dillsburg. Pa, May 7.-To-morrow
evening the Citizens Band of Dills-
burg will hold festival in the fire
house in East York street. The prot
ceeds will be used to purchase new
equipment for the band.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-07

Kauser Six The very foundation of Kayser
GJoUes scear Gloves the Kayser Silk is
so mich better pure and strong. Fine work
manship alone could not make
Kayser Gloves wear longer if the silk itself
were not right In 80 years of silk spinning,
we have learned how to make use of heavier
pure silk thread (no weighting) without inter-
fering with the delightful coolness of the
gloves. You therefore get silkier glove but
not heavier one. This makes Kayser Silk
women have learned that the one thing to look
for in silk glove is the trademark "Kayser."
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-07

For the IL year size will be required 81
yds. of material 27 in. wide, yds. sc,
or 713 yds. a, to make as shown in the
front view, 22s yds. 27 or SO, ~ yds.
"A, with I e yds. of flouncing 20 in. wide
and &c yd. of all-over embroidery IS in.
wide, to make as shown in back view.
The pattern No. $50 is cut In sizes
from 10 to IL years. 1t will be mailed to
any address by the Fashion Department
of this paper, on receipt of ten cents.
Bowman's sell MAY Manton Patterns
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-07
BABY'S ARM BROKEN
.sb.e;al IN ThS TeI1ershh

JPttIuE eFeBF9PW
Blain, Pa, May Yesterday MAJ
bel, the 2-year- daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Roy Hohensh hilt, of Jackson
township, one mile north of this place,
broke her right arm between the ell
bow and wrist by fall down the cell
lar steps.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-07

them than all other silk gloves combined Millions
thousand dealers prefer Kayser Silk Cloves not
merely because they the best known gloves Europe and America
they have found actual experience that
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-07
TO THE CIRCUS By AUTO

3Owman's sell May Manton Patterns.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-07

Special to The Telegraph
Blain. Pa. May 7.-SeVeral automo-
bile loads from this place and vicinity
made the trip yesterday to Harrisburg
to attend the big circus.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-07

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Get a 25-cent box of "TIZ" now at
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