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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04
DEMAND FOR THE efficient.

Alert. keen. clear headed. healthy men
and women are in demand. Modern bn,i-
ness can not use ~ office. factory or on
the road. persons who arc dull, ~lifeleSs,
inert, half sick or tired. Keep in trim. Be
IN a condition that wards OF disease. Foley
Cathartic Tablets clean the system, keep
the stomach sweet, liver active and the
bowels REGULAR. MARITIME Drug Store, north
corner Market Square.-adv.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

Annual meeting ~ The United Stale
association. at New York.
Championship handicap walk OF The
Southern Athletic a-~"riatiou. 40 New
Orleans.
johnny Kllhanr y-. FRANKIE nailry. ~
rounds. WI Toledo.
john, Dundee v-. Leach ,ri@-. NV
round. WV New York.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04
Saturday.

Oncning WI annual Show w w. Philu-
.delphia Automobile Trade dissertation.
Point Iona automobile road race. under
auspices of the san Dago exposition.
Annual championship cross country rn
at the south Atlantic a--Vriaiion ~ Wash
mgtnn.
Opening WI TOE championship season w
the Eastern intercollegiate basketball
league.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04
Students Back al A. < M.
NV Associated Press

C"lyIrgr Station. Texas, Jan. i.-Ntu
dents of the Agricultural and Mechanical
college returned TO their college work TODAY
after the holiday recess. The school closed
December ~ ~ January 4.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04
Tuesday.

Annual meeting NJ Society ~ Automobile
Engineer. Va New York.
Opening - annual midwintrr golf tour
namcnt ~ Piurhur~t. y. q.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

The government Of Norway. which con
.trols that %country's telephones. i about to
install the first automatic system IN Chris
-tlana.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

A new high explosive can be- melted and
handled with impunity a. Il can IT, *
ploded only when confined and then only
by electricity.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

Since natural ga was discovered III
Cleveland several months ago more than
100 successful wells have been sunk within
the city limits.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

IT. difficult ~ convince Old bachelors
that love and COMMON sense have anything
Nj common.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

\ new dustpan that a woman has pat
ented has The handle ON one side and in
trpnt a guard over which dnih i brushed
mic 4 pocket.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

SPANISH LESS0NS-Miss Francisco Bo-
lado, 52l Elizabeth street. Sessions 5
to 6 and 7 to 8 p. m.-l2l2615t.'
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

a. Y matter W fact. one-half the worl,
doesn't care how the other half lives.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04
Wednesday.

Opening ct -iN-day lee race meeting 81
the nunrriu Driving club. Toronto.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

Some people give the impression tina
they believe every word they say.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

MEN-Our illustrated catalogue explains
how We teach the barber trade IN a few
weeks, mailed free. Write Moler College,
Dallas, Texas.-l26t.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

Experience comes high. sim. the auto.
mobile factories are busy.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

Opening W. iIr~i winter race mrriin. M
the Cuban American jockey club. ni LA
'vHna.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04
EDUCATIONAL.

SPANISH LESSONS, by a competent,
graduate professor. Modern and simple
methods. Moderate prices. Call at Mo-
rales Studio, next TO Herald, for informa-
tion.--lll9tf.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

You can always tell when a Girl j. ical
cu~ by the way ~he says she isn't.
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Monday.

.knockoui" Brown v. George Chip. 10
IA Milwaukee.
frankie Burns NJ. frankie Conway. H.
rounds III New Orleans.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

CURlOS-We carry a very select stock.
All kinds OF Mexican %curios. also Mexi-
can drawn work. Galbert Curio Store,
Ferry Walk.-122ltf.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

ELIMINATE politics. religion and the
weather. and there wouldn't be much left
to talk about.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04
MISCELLANEOUS

FOCED-A bunch Of keys on Elizabeth
street. Owner may nave same by pay
ing for this advertisement til l3t.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04

FOR RENT-Five room cottage on Levee
street. Phone l10-l2l2sl7t.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-01-04
FOR SALE OR TRADE.

FOR SALE-0 acres in Lacuna Vista.
Address Lock Box SO, Kingfisher, Okla.
-l2l2l'l4t.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
SHEEP REQUIRE SOME SHADE
Best Place for Shed Is on Open
Ground Where There Is No
Grass-Hich Fence viii Do.

Do not allow the sheep to lie around
In fence corners or huddle in under
brush. The best shade is shed on
open ground where there is no grass.
A little bit of shelter is fine for
sheep. Even If it be nothing more
than a high board fence on the side
toward the sunshine it will help a lot.
The sheep can snuggle up near to
that and escape the direct rays Of the
sun.
Better than such q fence IL piece
Oh woodland. We have cluster of lit
tie hemlocks in our pasture. up on q
side hill. says writer in an exchange.
The sheep run up into that and escape
not only the heat, but also the raiser-
able flies that hurt them SO.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
WHERE REAL TROUBLE BEGAN
O'Brien Progressed Smoothly
Until Stranger Butted In.

When a man Just naturally wants
trouble it is mighty easy to find an
excuse for making it. According to
Mike Hogan, Casey and O'Brien were
having an argument OF their own
1t had progressed to the extent that
each had forgotten what it was about
originally. and they were wholly OBJ
livious of the gathering crowd until
an urbane and genteel person in q
frock coat put in.
Come. come, my man." he said
gently plucking Casey by the sleeve
You don't want to fight l can tell
1t by your looks. Your face is toe
benign
Two be nine, Two be nine, Is ut
ye scut?" beloved Casey. ME face
is two be nine, is ut?"
And there was where the real
trouble began-Louisville Times.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01

breakfast is awfully impatient. Come
along! That old coffee is swearing
already"
Hall opened the door. grinning.
And | suppose those eggs are feeling
rotten about it," he offered jauntily.
Flodie giggled delightedly and hov.
cred over the table, giving it few
final touches.
Hall Bonistelle was attired in a
purple dressing-gown. too evidently
the gift of loving. tasteless female.
He showed himself. now. as really
handsome, even TO that cleft chin
which women seem to fancy, and
most right-minded men to loathe. On
his face was the touch OF humor, care
lessly joyous. rather than intellectual.
and with his artistic" temperament
1t was easy enough to account for his
popularity s!th women, popularity
that gave him spoiled air. was not
offensive. and enabled him to do much
forbidden to other men. Always ex.
cepting poor Flodie, who Rugged a
precious secret to her breast. women.
1t might be added. liked rather than
loved him. The obvious proof might
lie In the fact that. at twenty-seven.
Hall had not yet been entangled in
serious affair Of the heart He con-
sidered that he knew too much about
women to Be seduced from his anus
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
kBUSiNEsS lNsTMcft or Girl
Waifed Proposal OF Marriage Wade
On Sunday Renewed BECAUSE 1t. 4
wa WIS ot. GeSay; sfhdins. I"

George" said the beautiful girl as
she nestled close to him, 1.-THE last
time you called you proposed"
Il did, sweet one"
And accepted you" r
you did, love-"
II presume. George" she went on,
in her most fascinating manner, that
you look upon me merely as foolish,
thoughtless girl, but-but-"
How can you think so, pet?' he An
terrupted.
But" she went on in more bust
nesslike way, II have something Of the
business instinct of the new woman in
me, and-and-I shall have to ask you
to repeat the proposal again tonight.
The last time you called it was Sun
day, and contracts made on that day, l
learn, are not legally binding. New
York Times.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
Nuuuenot Relics.

Henry NJ. Lester, president of the
Huguenot association of New Ro
chelle, n. Y, is ha' ing the estate OF
Miss Eliza Moulton dug up in search
for the foundation OF the first Hugue
not church. which the women of the
Huguenot settlement there helped to
build In 1888.
Under the chancel. history says. the
bodies OF three pastors of the church
were buried. There Is also tradi
ton that some OF the residents OF
tho town buried money and plate un
der the church during the Revolution
airy war and that it was never recoy'
cred. The property faces Hugueno,
street.
The old church. because OF its
shape. was called the Stone Jag
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01

Opening the letter box on the door,
she took out dozen or 80 envelopes.
One set she inspected critically-they
were all in feminine handwriting
and then rather unwillingly laid them
aside. The others she tore briskly
open, each received a keen, shrewd
look. They were filed or thrown away.
Little and whimsical and odd, Flo.
dies appearance had something of the
humor Of puppy, the sad wisdom of
monkey. The combination made her
face pathetic. Crinkly, colorless hair
and hazel eyes had Flodie. Her fine.
regular teeth were her best asset, and
when she smiled, her main relief from
plainness. From her costume, which
was careless, to her gestures. which
were queer, Flodie Fisher was an orig.
inal. She had charm and magnetism
Whether she made one laugh or weep,
eccentric little Flodie was distinctly
lovable
Mr.. Smallish now reappeared with a
loaded breakfast tray.
Put him on that table in the stu.
did," Flodie commanded
Have those giddy green garlands
come for tonight" she asked.
why. yes, they're out in the hail.
Miss Fisher. What time does the
party begin"
Zone minute past ten"
viii there be many here, Miss
Fisher!
"Oh, don't know. Alfred. about
twenty. l suppose-men, ladies and
women. Especially women! They
don't usually refuse Mr. Bonistelles
studio invitations. l notice! There'll
be too many anyway. There won't be
half Of 'em come till the theaters are
over. though. We've invited squad
Of actresses"
Alfred stopped. his arms loaded with
garlands. What, real ones?"
mo. only half-ripe, l guess. Not
nearly so real as the other women
who'll be here, anyway. There are
more good actresses off the stage than
on. Alfred! It'll be good as play
for mel"
Alfred gazed longingly from the
threshold. his eyes aflre. Say. Miss
Fisher, are you going to be dressed
up like you was the last timer"
She dropped a fantastic courtesy
Precisely the same, Alfred: our good
old friend Crepe de Chine. Now you
gallop along with those evergreens be
fore your eyes drop out. Mr.. Small
ish!"
Alfred left with the love light un
extinguished.
Flodie went into the studio and
pounded at the chamber door again
Mr. Bonistelle! Hurry up! Your
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
Important Inquiry.

Father" said the small boy,
couldn't George Washington tell a
lie?"
made, my son"
We'll. what did he do when his
folks had unexpected company and he
was told to say he didn't want any pie
for dessert"
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
a Variable Solomon.

How is it. asked the young man,
that of all the people who come to
you for advice, none ever appear to
go away dissatisfed?"
1T is probably because / am stu
dent Of human nature" answered the
Shelbyville sage. When a man comes
to me for advice, proceed to find out
what kind he wants, and then give 1t
to him"
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
Hopeful Future.

ITO tell you the truth" said the
man who is ostentatiously cheerful,
the hotter the climate is the better
like it."
Il envy you and your calmness OF
mind replied the sardonic person
"and trust, for your own comfort, that
your ideas OF future punishment are
strictly orthodox"
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
What Mother Eve Missed.

The thirst for strong drink said
the man with the crimson beak, is
due to the original sin
How do you figure that out?" asked
the party of the dense part
Il haven't time to go into details,
answered he Of the auburn nose, but
anyway strong drink is good for snake
bites"
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
His Answer.

did you ever go to a military ball?"
asked a lisping maid Of an army vet
eran
No. my dear growled the old sol
der In those days l once had a
military ball come to me, and, what do
you think? 1t took my leg off,"
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
Fair, But Not Fare.

What line are you on now?' asked
the fair maid in the parlor scene, Of
her admirer, who CHANGED to be a
street car conductor.
Just at present. replied the regis
ter manipulation, as he slid toward the
other end OF the sofa and his arm
stole around her waist, I'm on the
Belt line
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
ONLY One,

NO, | didn't come up TO business
yesterday" said the stout man in the
corner of the carriage. The last of
my daughters was getting married so
| had to give her away"
Really? Who was the happy man?"
inquired polite fellow passenger.
Il was" said the parent en-
phatically.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01

EXPERIMENT WITH HOG FEED
Illustration Shows Difference In Size
Of Animals Fed on Alfalfa and
Corn, and Corn Alone.

The pigs shown In the illustrations
were litter mates fed at the Kansas
experiment station. The big pig was
fed on a ration Of corn and alfalfa
hay; the little pig on corn alone. The
experiment was carried on for eight!
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
Only Difference.

"One OF my daughters has tonsilitis. .
exclaimed Mr.. Growcher. and the 9th
er has sprained her wrist"
That's hard luck
Yes. Nothing seems to work out
the way it ought to. The girl who
sprained her wrist sings. and the one
with a sore throat plays the piano"
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
Just the ThinQ,

Here's news item says the United
States is to turn out a submarine
which can travel $500 miles ana cross
the ocean twice on one supply of fuel
1t is the G-3."
I'D call submarine like that the
Gee Whiz!"
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
PROTECT STOCK FROM FLIES
Department Of Agriculture Recon-
mends Mixture Of Soap and kero-
sene-Use Spray or Wash.

lBy CHARLES I. BRAY, Colorado Ex-
pertinent Station.)
During the summer months, when
cattle are most likely to be bothered,
with flies, there are many peoples
who wish to know what can be done
as q preventive There are num-
Der of methods sometimes recommends
ed for this purpose, some OF which are
supposed to keep flies off the animal
by virtue of their bad odor or greasy
nature, and some which are supposed
to be sprayed on to kill the flies.
Considerable doubt exists as to the
benefits to be obtained from using
any OF these treatments. or as to the
relative value Of the different ways
OF combating flies.
For spraying the backs of cattle at
milking time, there Is possibly moth
ing more reliable than kerosene
emulsion. The following recipe
given by the United States department
of agriculture is one of the best ways
OF making this: Dissolve one-half
pound of hard soap In one gallon Of
hot water, and while still at near boil
ing point add two gallons kerosene.
and emulsify by use of force pump
or agitator of some kind. Dilute with
water, one part emulsion to eight
parts water and use as a spray. dip
or wash.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
The Two Orders,

Business Manager-Well. how many
orders did you get yesterday?
Traveller got two orders in one
place.
h. M.-That's the stun What were
they?
Tone was TO get out and the
other was to stay out.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
The Loser.

Little Bobbie listened with deep in
terest to the story of the Prodigal Son.
At the end of it he burst into tears.
why, what's the matter Bobbie?'
exclaimed his mother
'I'm-I'm sorry for that poor Ill
ca-alf," he sobbed. He didn't do nuf-
fin"
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
Dogproof Fence.

2h feet the ground The lower
wire lies fla, Z" ground. The
numbers on the cut indicat' the inches
between wire ,rands. he total height
of the fence Y incht The woven
wiro fencing is SO inches high and has
a four-incf mesh.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
The Eternal, Feminine,

Pretty Daughter-Papa. Id like TO
give a party next week.
Papa-Why, my dear. you gave one
only last week. Do you think it neces-
sary to entertain your friends so
often?
Pretty Daughter-But this is not to
entertain my friends; it's to snub my
enemies.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
The Aegrieved Pedestrian.

"Confound Chugson! The stiff
necked upstart!"
Why. he bowed politely to you
when he passed just now in his motor
car"
Sure! Bowed and then put on
speed before l could ask him for
lift"
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
a Correction,

Friend Intending to compliment)-
| heard somebody say the other Cay,
Mr.. Naggs. that your wife was n fine
conyersatiCnalist.
Naggs-She's nothing of the sort.
Friend-No?
Naggs-She hates conversation.
She's a monologist.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
SUITABLE DOGPR0OF FENCE
Arrangement Tried by Government
Rangers and Found satisfactory
Height is 81 Inches.

On one of the governments forest
ranges this fence has been tried for
three months and found to be dog and
coyoteproof. Not coyote made his
way through it. Posts are set 16 feet
apart. They are TX feet long and set
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
A Vain Yearn.

I'VE must be nice to my rich uncle.
He may leave us some money. He says
that he yearns for a slice of home
made bread"
That's easy" responded the young
wife. "Our baker sells it."
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
examine Ram for Ticks.

It is a good plan to examine the
ram once in Q while for ticks. and II
any are found hc should be thorough
ly soaked with few gallons OF dip
preparation. This can easily be done
with hand-sprinkler while tho ram
u In standing position
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
Balanced Feed.

months. The alfalfa-corn pigs aver
aged $50 pounds dressed; the corn
alone pigs but so pounds each. Pigs
must have protein. There is plenty
Of It in alfalfa. The balanced ration
made the difference.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
No Cause for Alarm,

Omar-Death loves shining mark
they say.
Hazel-Oh, well. don't be uneasy
You're not SO brilliant.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01
Cutie a Few.

Il have just been reading the Con
stitution of the United States"
"Well?"
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1915-10-01

And ! was surprised to find out
how many rights Q fellow really has.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-09-07

a .ha carbon removed from your
uy .la Oxygen process. Harrison
-N. -f.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-09-07

spe lc carbon removed from your
tN process. Harrison
lU.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-01-01

The Germans blithely talk Of
occupying London and Paris as
one might speak Of going to
a picnic or a picture show. But
they are not there yet, neither
are the Allies any nearer Berlin.
Notwithstan ding the horrible
slaughter, devastation and ruin
in Europe within the past few
months no distinct advantage
has been gained by either side,
and the red glutton Of War con.
continues to draw into its capa.
cious NAV the young manhood
of nations, who do not know
why they are killing each other.
Apparently nothing but the mere
exhaustion Of both sides or the
utter humiliation of their armies
will stop the dreadful and use.
less conflict.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-01-01

E. G. bug" Browne spent a
part Of Christmas week at his
old home at Wadesboro, where
he RECALLED the 'Claybanks' with
miraculous tales of the old days
when lions and blue lizards and
winged turtles roamed the woods
thereabout. He then took a
drink from the old spring under
the hill and returned home, well
satisfied with his outing. The
Wadesboro Bungstarter contains
an extended piece about the
Bugs" Homecoming, which he
will have framed and hung in
the warden's Office at Brushy
mountain. where he hopes to be
shortly after Tom Rye officially
arrives at the capitol,
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-01-01
QUIT YOUR KIDDIN.'

If Gov. Rye gives every fellow
from Paris and Camden making
application, an Office, there'll be
some mighty fine business OPEN
ings in both those thriving towns
for nearly the entire population
Of the two towns is making an
effort to help MIR. Rye run the
state. - Dresden Enterprise.
The above is not true by any
means, but we desire to say here
and now that when we are elect
ed governor of Tennessee and
we expect to be within the next
few years land the papers start
a story of this kind on its rounds,
then we propose to make their
pipe dream come true by appoint
ing every frazzling official, from
colored porter to Superintend.
ent Of Public Instruction, inclu-
sive. from the great county Of
Henry. There are plenty OF
men here well qualified to fill
all the Offices, and as this
town is usually forced and COM
PEELED to furnish the governor
then there is no reason either
why the state capitol should not
be moved to Paris. Anyway, If
we control the legislature, and
that is an easy thing to do, con-
sidering who controlled the last
one, then the capitol shall be es-
established right here within
thirty days after we make our
inaugural address.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-01-01

E. w. Dodge, of Ruskin, this
state, publishes a monthly jour-
nal, Riches, as he is pleased
to call it. which has several
thousand patrons, who are in
terested in Mr.. Dodge's theory
that a man can. if he so desires,
live always in the flesh right
here upon this old spinning ball.
and it is the mission of Riches
to explain how this can be done.
From casual observation we are
inclined to the opinion chat Bro.
Dodge's theory is in direct
conflict with divine plans
and he can put it down in his
Pierce's memorandum a n d
almanac that the black camel
will sooner or later kneel at the
door of the Riches establishment,
and when he arises a dead editor
will be on his back to be bourne
away to that mysterious country
the location of which no man,
no matter how learned, has ever
been able to reveal.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-01-01
Now for business.
New Years gift!
Fairly Good Yarn.

Mountain View, Ark, Dec.
80. -Coonrod Huffman, who
lives Is miles west of this place,
on Big Creek, says he is 107
years old. A few years ago he
displayed a long, flowing, gray
beard and silver white hair, but
now he has an entirely new
beard and hair that is jet black.
Huffman denies he used hair dye
Not long ago he was toothless
but now he proudly displays a
fine set of natural teeth.