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The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1915-02-20

We learn that Mr.. Robert j.
Guirard has lot tho contract for Q
new homo on his large lot on the
east side.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1915-02-20

On Monday February 22nd.,
Washington birthday, there will
DO no school in tho public schools
of the parish.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1915-02-20

We had q great big crowd here
Tuesday. and We were told that
many more would have been with
US had it not been for tho rspor.
ted bad condition of Terrace.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1915-02-20

Tonight at the Opera House,
The Seminary Girls, will present
a programme of unusual variety.
This 10 q guaranteed show.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1915-02-20

The meeting Monday night d.
cided to proceed at once with the
recall of the Police Jurors of the
first ward.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1915-02-20

There was Q Teachers Institute
ut Bresux Bridge last Saturday
and oil the teachers from this end
were in attendance.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1915-02-20

THERE'S MONEY IN IT.

If people only knew the opportunity which is offer
ed them by weekly newspaper they would take
advantage Of it each week and tell their neighbors
about things which they have to sell which would
be profitable to both of them. ::
Every day there are bargains going to waste be-
cause the party who would like to have them, and
who is looking for them does not know that they
are within his reach. :: ::
~ Just little adj will do the work. :: 3:
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-11-23
RANDOLPH

Mrs. +. A. Morse gave a card party
on Monday afternoon. to which she in
yited about p Of her lady friends.
Mrs. Grover Bowen closed two
weeks visit with her brother, Roy Alb
hey. and family and went 10 her home
in Bethel on Monday.
Mrs. Tullar OF Tunhridge, who has
been with her sister, Mrs. l.. J. Blakcly,
for a few days, went TO her home Mon
day.
fred Chst6eld Of Barre has been pass.
ing few days in town with relatives
and friends.
Mrs. G. l.. Newton has closed her
apartments ON School street and gone TO
Barre 10 remain for few months with
her daughter, Miss Ethel Newton. EN-.
Moved IN the Office OF The Barre Times.
News las been received here Of the se-
rious illness Of N. u. Miller. who went
to Richmond 10 pass the winter with his
son. William Miller, and who has been
much worse for = few dave. Mrs. Miller
has also been 3D. aud tie nurse, Mrs.
D. n. Williams. remains with them.
TIE union Thanksgiving service viii
b. held tins year ia the Bethany church
On THURSDAY morning, with Res. Fraser
Metzger Tor the speaker.
A son was born last Friday 20 Mr..
aud Mrs. Prank kldder who live out q
town on a farm. the child bring = grand.
son Of Mrs. Matte Copeland
Mrs. L. 4. spafhawk Who Be- seriously
IN. remains about the same and continues
iar the most part unc5n=eieus. Ter bait
sister. Mr. smith from Barre. has
come and Der seH. ~. I. >parhaak. is
also at homo.
Mrs. A. %. FCrd came from Granville
On Monday g. pass seferal dafs Efth
hef con. John. and ieIna5n over lhank--
giving
M4. and Mrs. s. s. Wbitcomb 20 this
sesk ts Bellows Fal's g. pass See
sars wtth tieif san y = @hitcansb who
= nov 10 husiuess there
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-11-23
RID STOMACH OF
GASES, SOURNESS,
AND INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin" Ends All Stomach
Distress in Five Min
utes

You don't want a slow remedy wher
vour stomach is had-or an uncertain
one-or a harmful one your stomach =
too valuable; you mustn't inIure y with
drastic drugs
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its speed
in giving relief. its harmlessncss' -
certain. unfailing action IN regulating
sick. sour. gassy stomachs. Its millions
Of curcs in Indigestion dyspepsa, gas
tritis and other stomach trouble haN'
mad 4 famous the world over.
Keep this perfect stomach doctor %
,our home-kecp il handy get a iarg,
accent case from any drug store and
then. II anyone should cat samethinl
which doesn't agree with them 4 shat
thew cat lays ike bead. fermeuts and
sours and forms gas; causes headache
dizziness and nausea eructntin 81 sod
and undipcsted food remember, a. s'oi
a. papes Diapepsin comes ~ eontac'
,rith tie stomach al sueh distress van
isbes. it, promptncss, certainty and eas'
~ overcoming the worst stomach disor.
Aers 6 q revelation 20 those who Wy
it.-Adr.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-11-23
NEW HERBAL BALM
ACTS THREE TINES
ON SKIN DISEASE

= rsr-r 81 ss-tsrr So rr - 4r =
= rnfhrH ean tte H-ase @ra
rr- E-afs-r - -i-rrr r1rea sta.-s. ~ue.
f.c-a
Tas "a sar -sa--r-r r UEAIA srE
rreT fsar NaF aa SRI Em rres ~
Est HE ff-
w~NWf = r- trlw A-l.
-1-aea t.rr~a Wy So F
f.r- mh~ f&#N resm w Nkn
t-- 90 as- A4 E
nsa r-na F1arnHeT
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-11-23
WAITSFIELD

The missionary society of the Congre-
gational church are issuing invitations
to thank offering meeting to be held
Friday evening, Nov. 20, at : O'Clock, IN
order that the men in the parish may
also avail themselves of this opportunity
An excellent program, with talk on the
Turkish-Armenian situation, as present
ed at the woman's board meeting IN Bur
| lngton, and refreshments are promised.
The thank offering will be sent to the
Armenian atrocities committee for Arme-
MAN relief Let one and all do his share
in this thank offering
Katie Gabree is spending the week at
d. X. Bisbees.
A large assortment of kindergarten
supplies has been received for the pri-
mar, classes in the public schools.
Everett Farr, while playing in the barn
of r. j. Brown Saturday, was injured. A
stick which was thrown TO the Farr dog,
! Ned, hit Everett in the forehead, which
I Is badly bruised and swollen.
Mrs. Ed. House is on the sick list.
The ladies' aid win not serve their
usual dinner this week, owing TO Thanks
giving
Mrs. John c. Kingsbury entertained her
True Blue Sunday school class Saturday
afternoon.
Miss Efie I.aMorder. who was operated
on at Mary Fletcher hospital for gall
stones and admissions on Friday,is com
Portable.
Miss Alba /. stOddard Of Hot Springs,
Ark, il a guest Of her aunt Mrs. Alba
Campbell.
Mrs. w. J. Palmer and son, Carey, were
in Waterbury Saturday.
Mrs. q. J. Avery, who has been spend
inc several weeks with relatives in town,
went 20 Waterbury Saturday.
The trustees Of the Joslin Memorial
library have been the recipients 0f-a life.
sized portrait Of the donor. George A.
Joslin Of Omaha. Neb. The picture u a
fine likeness Of Mr. Joslin. is IS BY 2
inches beautifully and artisticslly
framed. and viii - a great addition 70
the library.
Our teaei.prs from johnson. Mics Nh.
risI Peek. Misses Sargent and Collins. are
spending tie Thanksgiving recess 81 Their
homes.
Horace Kinrshury fas bought the "a
Foley farm in Warren.
Wr. aud Mrs. 81. D. Hieis aud ~ Y.
Hi,ts Of Fanfaz spent Friday - Henry
Hoits
Ernest Grimth shot i5ppuHna De
SATURDAY. forenoon
leslie. the ~ vear-old SIN II g. a
pasH. shas 100 pound deer sHturaag
luth r. sisatrun
urrlr Gale. uho Res beer Husng tts
anf of town hunters in tNun. h8s ~
TURNED e. Sic lone in WiiinuEtewn.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-11-23
EAST BETHEL

r.sarre Newell RES fnisbea Ais isisars
n 49, auarrtss ard salzrst q Es.s.ti1n 81
ftr rra-irs sha1s ir s. lulsar. Hisft -
srrtlaas il foreman
r--Er hrrstrs e. Hate ere Mr. harf
rrrrr- ai,r ias slair a1r fefr- h-a1r.''is
prirr onf ard Heu-rs Nie,.als nnt aisa
uns iaE
A aHsa-r tturdaf stErm f t
as srr Fr11ar EvFnur
na-fr an1 fnn @ 80
slsar asaas 3 ears faaas saturday fpsn.
~ FsrBa tss sla - lurEs -
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-11-23
WATERBURY

At the annual election OF officers OF
Dillingham; grange, No. PSI, held Satur-
day evening, the following named per
sons were elected: Master, Philip Shonioi
overseer, Fred l.. Raylini lecturer, Mrs.
Lena Goodhart; steward, Mark Eastmani
assistant steward, Willie Breen; chap
lain, Mrs. ID. +. Deayitti secretary, Miss
Daisy Haseltiue; treasurer, Mrs. Emma
West: lady assistant steward, Miss Ger
trude Miller; Ceres, Mrs. Tenie Shonioi
Pomona. Mrs. Ray Davis; Flora, Miss
Elsie Deavitt. Mr.. Shonio has held the
position OF master before and u well
qualified for the position. This grange
now has a membership Of over 100.
The marriage ceremony OF Harold
Charles Morse and Miss Mary Helen
frank was solemnized by Rev. Robert
Dewey al 1t. Andrews church early Mon
day morning. the single ring service being
used. They were attended by Luther
Morse and Miss Freda Morse, brother
and sister Of the groom, only lew
relatives being present. The bride vas
gowned in blue popln with hat TO match.
She is the daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs.
Amos frank, who until a short time ago
lived upon the Duxbury farm OF g. =.
Moody. The groom i the son OF Edgar
~. Morse and tor some time has been
employed by the Demcritt company
After a short trip they will return and
viii reside In the tenement house %
Jesse n. Morse In DuxbuTy.
W. III. B. Perry Is IN Anis, Ia. ~
structina in the erection OF a sl0o90
mausolsum in that place for Hon. W. ~.
Greenley, president Of the bank in that
place. The granite used Was finished
here Il the DreW Daniels shed and TIE
marble Cor the interior contracted for
bv Nfr. Perry Of the Vermont Marble
company. u i az ilne piece 81 WORK
and shows VII not only for the local
Giant bit also Scr the Vermont product
George Moore. formerly associated Hfth
Earl Te0ntlv in the White Cross phar
marr. has ben chosen physical director
81 tl,s Moutfaier y. a. A. a. nnd Las
assumed his duties Before coming g
Matertmrr. Mr. Moore was connected
afth q. ~ a. A. wgrk in Atlial. Aass-
A fine enterfa8nmfrt b o. ~ given Ea
ths Methodist Episcopal clurcb Neluss-
DAY evening.
Tfna steele t-ft naes % Improve.
EF. Palmer 3at fust bad arrive from
tl.s Iaaai rs8uitFF riant. hath Ne TO
rans 80 .fanfaf1 bred single 1errb linh
Cgtdngtons. laak strain.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-11-23

uzu fnsurr o. this euuntfr hsshtifr
rra rnare sfftliirsHd -'faulilr 81 To g.
smra arF sHmrr 3 wrruan. riFaiHasIF un.
II Fa- infringe has hsa her hseltt ~
sss-aF - fir trnair 49, az ITfa p
rrsnst sueesssfrl rerneeF tnT tetnAAs iii'
50 uwia has rssr kurHn- tnrrl1u'
..snrtffas ff rrsts anf 1879 49, usst
rsnn1r e ulaktnr tilis Enfa a tast
.as,rE -s.niear nn6 ~ wumEr r'w erfEa
frnu fa-ais ills snuuit l1ss hris ur-
- taE fr1sl t-AEr-
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-11-23

Fureue FsncHs end friend haff ~
tnrrs a. thfr harnf h 8infitHrtan. az
= spending fea says slth ~. FeilaNs
Hi1f iIfr-
amrue tt.s tu.s.r DER iuutsrs j. t1un
a. Fneans FtNaus 1nrt Msed. aaan
Narstun. Efntst Nnrlssn nne se'f-a
ri trrE
81 rsels ans ~ nsrH IhursasF 80.
Trdnv
Harold Bate - stsff-uE 81 s.etE7 We
ITsrHrrn ra-slltf it fershrf
KEaunaaF nnE Eam@ @eh9w tastNe
ssr rrs- nsrhss. Nsts# tu1se esd
fla- sistsr Mere Missy suneeF
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-11-23

tank that hs has been using IN his stor'
here 20 sprague a Gifted e East Ran
luiuh
rrsnk Cren wac n South hoyaltor
saturday.
Nra. Geore Wakefield = visiting heI
urrtnts n kttefs SIC.
Tha erauee ciuaaa three daFs TAR
last saturday evening satlsiaftpif
snm is reported 30 lsare resulted
Archie wrfatrss 81 SOUTH kan3aif'a Be
- uo-k far william Wrlht ths coming
winter
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-11-23
EAST BARRE.

Do not forget the dance TO be held at
East Barre on Wednesday evening, Nov.
"a. under the auspices OF Hose Co. No.
n. CAROLS orchestra of five pieces. Dance
tickets 81. Chicken-pie supper will be
served at Odd Fellows hall at SSe per
plate.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-11-23
wEBSTERvILLE.

Do not forget the dance to be held az
East Barre on Wednesday evening, Nov.
"a, under the auspices of Hose Co. No.
]. CAROLS orchestra OF five pieces Dance
tickets 81. Chickcn-pie supper win be
served at Odd Fellows hall at S5c per
plate.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-11-23

An o1H rreseriiaion haok IN usf iH
rsss auA nov carefully preserved ~
f.1utl Mss erflrms the nt,sf.iutf
truft of the history 81 fHthsl Aohn Z
MFdirauH.
To usrr Hstssf esturaar Hunf lssa.
contains FrHslf rfiau Aunts as.A
hitf sac fIiad fur Res fnthff 5ath
WrFea ~ "a Hnfrr& Furash f0ufa.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
Ancient Artisans In Africa.

The question has often been asked
Was there any earlier race in occupa-
ton of the area in Africa at present
held by the Bantus? In Man w. H.
Beech reports that in the Kikuyu coun-
try some ancient pottery has been said
to be the work of people called Gum
ba, who displaced the Miathoachiana,
cannibal dwarfs.
These Miathoachiana are now be-
lieved to be earth-gnomes, skilled in
the art OF iron working. Mr.. Beech,
with some amount of FEASIBILITY, sug-
gests that they were possibly bush
men, pygmies, or both, and that they
were a local indigenous race of the
stone age who used flint instruments
often found in the Kikuyu country.
The Gumba are said to have made
pottery and to have taught the Kikuyu
the art of smelling. They may have
been pre.Bantau Hamite invaders; but
of this there is no evidence and the
legend may tend to show that the
first discovery of iron was made in
Africa.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
Fox-HUNTERs IN THE WAR
Thousands Of Men Who Enjoyed That
Sport in Britain Are Now at
the Front.

Waterloo, according to the duke Of
Wellington, was won on the playing
fields of Elton. Should Britain emerge
triumphant from the present conflict
we may find someone rising to claim
that the campaign in Flanders was
won in the English shires. The shires
are the headquarters of foX-hunting,
which most humanitarians denounce.
George Bernard Shaw, for example,
has no words strong enough to con-
denim 1t with. Mr.. Jorrocks, the hero
of a sporting novel, describing fox
hunting as war without its guilt and
only 20 per cent of it's danger" It.has
to be admitted, however, that they
who follow the hounds have answered
magniticently to their country's call.
There are, 1t proves, $50 masters of
hounds with the British colors, 5000
members of hunts and 1900 hunt serv-
ants, To them must be added the Of.
fcers of the regular army who are ac-
customed to ride to hounds, likewise
numbering some thousands. The total
is an impressive one. 1t suggests that
the real attraction of this sport may
be that it is, as Jorrocks said, "a sort
Of war"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
HAD HIS MOTHER PUZZLED
Washerwoman Never Could Under
stand Son, Therefore She Dubbed
Him "Grasshopper"

Polly, the washerwoman, was deep
in a discussion of her familys short.
comings.
Nah family suttinly do hab some
shawtcomins," she declared. Fur in.
stance: Nah son Jawge es jes' lax a
grasshoppah."
MY goodness" gasped the mis-.
tress. How, Polly?
well, buhcawse only two things in
de whole worl' worries him: He wor.
ries dat he has to wake up to eat, an
den he worries dat he hab to stop
eatin' TO go to sleep. All suttinly doan
undahstan dat boy"
But how do you conclude that he
is like a grasshopper?" queried the
perplexed mistress.
"Jes' buhcawse he er de most mis-
understandable creature dat All kin
think of, OATS why" she answered.
Louisville Times.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
Could Spare Her.

Tommy's mother was an invalid, SO
his Aunt Lavinia looked after him and
the house. And she never missed a
chance of pointing out fault or ex,
pounding a precept.
"Oh, dear said Tommy one day
after auntie had lectured him for ten
minutes, 81 wish had wings!"
why, my pet?" asked mother,
pleased at this angelic inspiration.
"Oh, I'd fly up in the air with Aunt
Lavinia, and I'd fly and fly till ]
couldn't get any higher"
Yes, dear" said mother proudly, as
the little chap paused impressively
What would you do them"
I'D drop Aunt Lavinia!" said Tom
my savagely.-Stray Stories.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02

Mr.. Highbrow, who posed as an arbi.
ter of taste, looked round the tiers of
boxes at the opera house the other
evening and said:
Il suppose, If woman's shoulders
are very beautiful, she has a right a
moral right, to wear a very decollete
gown. At the same time"
Mr.. Highbrow chuckled and shook
his head
AT the same time" he resumed,
the fashionable woman of today re-
minds me Of the prophet"
How so?" said his interlocutor.
How so?"
"She hasn't much on 'er in her own
country" was the smiling reply.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
Question of Supplies.

Daisy" remarked her Sunday
school teacher, don't love your cat
too much. What would you do if it
died-you wouldn't see it again?"
"Oh, yes, teacher; / should see it
in heaven"
NO, dear, you're mistaken; animals
cannot go to heaven like people"
Daisy's eyes filled with tears, but
suddenly she exclaimed triumphantly,
Animals do go to heaven, for the BIZ
BILE says the promised land is flowing
with milk and honey, and, if there are
no animals, where do they get the
milk"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
Somewhat Different,

what is the price of that porch
chair" asked the lady shopper.
Seventeen dollars, madam" replied
the clerk.
Seventeen dollars!" echoed the
would-be customer. Aren't you mis-
taken? 1t surely can't be worth that
much"
Pardon me, madam" rejoined the
conscientious salesman. 1T is prob
ably worth $3.50, but you asked the
price"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02

ham Remedies Vegetable Compound
and Sanative Wash. am now well and
strong and can do all my own work. I
owe it all to Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound and want other suffer-
ing women to know about it. - Mrs.
H. E. MABEN, I'll S. Spring St., MUIR
freesboro, Tenn.
This famous remedy, the medicinal
ingredients of which are derived from
native roots and herbs, has for nearly
forty years proved to be most valua-
BILE tonic and invigorator of the female
organism. Women everywhere bear
willing testimony to the wonderful vir-
tue of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Why Lose Hope.
No woman suffering from any form
of female troubles should lose hope I'M
til she has given Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound fair trial.
II you want special advice write to
Lydia L. Pinkham Medicine Co. (cOnil-
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by O
woman and held In strict confidence,
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
Two Strings to Little Testers Bow.

Two Strings to Little Testers Bow.
Little Lester Observation-Disclosures,
will you give me nickel if l am
a good boy?"
Mamma-No; l haven't a nickel to
spare now.
Little Lester Livermore-All right,
then! Skinny Smart will give me a
dime if / can swear worse than he
can.-Kansas City Star.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
The Nolseless AGE.

Diggs-Would you like to join our
society for the suppression of useless
noise?
Biggs-Don't know. When are you
going to start?
Diggs-With the next political cam
paign. We are going to have the num-
Der of cheers reduced from three to
one.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
The Real Thinu.

Little Lemuel-Say, paw, what is
gratitude?
Paw-Gratitude, son, is the thing
that shows up when rich old bach
elor dies and leaves all his money to
the woman who once rejected him.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
AT THE FIRST SIGNS
OF Falling Hair Get Cuticura. II
Works Wonders. Trial Free.

Touch spots of dandruff and itching
with Cuticura Ointment, and follow
next morning with a hot shampoo of
Cuticura Soap. This at once arrests
falling hair and promotes hair growth.
You may rely on these supercreamy
emollients for all skin troubles.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
Fine Chance for an Orator.

who is the principal speaker, now
being introduced"
81 don't know. / heard the master
of ceremonies mention his name when
he began few Introductory remarks,
but that was so long ago l have for
gotten what 1t was"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
Keep Il In Your Stable.

For external use on horses nothing
that we know Of equals Hanford's Bal
sam. Many trainers use it as a leg
wash because it keeps the skin in fine
condition and should cure lameness.
Adv,
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
mrs. MABEN
WAS MADE WELL
By Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg.
table Compound and Wants
Other Suffering Women
To Know 1t.
Murfreesboro, Tenn. al have
wanted to write to you for long time

10 tell you what your
wonderful remedies
have done for me. I
was a sufferer from
fem ale weakness
n d displacement
and l would have
such tired, worn out
feelings, sick head
aches and dizzy
spells. Doctors did
me no good so l tried
the Lydia E. Pink
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02

Hanfords Balsam of Myrrh is itself
an antiseptic and the use of any other
remedy before applying it is unneces-
sary. Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
Grim Humor.
"a merry quipster, eh?"

There goes Scribbles, the newspa.
per humorist."
"A merry quipster, eh?"
Hes a quipster, but seldom merry.
The only time | ever saw him smile
was When there happened to be a
shortage of reporters on the local staff
and he was asked to write the obitu-
airy of man he didn't like"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
Naturally.

"The line of battle in Europe just
now reminds me of our telephone ex.
change"
How so?"
ITS line that's always busy"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02
A PAYING Well.

Bill-Why, he has a well on his
place.
Jill-Yes, he's way behind the times.
Behind nothingl It's an oil well~
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02

In most localities the porch swing
has displaced the top buggy as loves
first assistant.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02

Your OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Bye remedy for Red, Weak, watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyeldsi No smaTting-
Just Eye comfort. Write for Book OF the Rye
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-07-02

A musical eduEaticn does not always
put harmony in a discordant soul.