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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22
CATCH DEER IN NEW YORK CITY.
Invading Animal, After Long Chase,
Finally Installed in the Zoo.

There was some deer hunting IN
Greater New York Friday.
A Whitehall stag, about 2 years
old, presumably an offspring Of the
herd that escaped from Can Cortlandt
park seven years ago, appeared in the
woods back of 1873 College avenue, the
Bronx and leaped the fence into the
yard
The stag, which probably has been
hiding in the wilds of Westchester
county. was itself wild. 1t charged
David Kempner, superintendent of the
apartment house, when he appeared.
Kempner wisely called Patrolman Pet
erson. Of the fremont station.
The stag was cornered finally, Gagged
and taken to the Bronz zoo. much to
the regret of the neighboring children.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22

Of the first shot to do him injury, and
it did nothing more than loosen one
of his teeth.
He spat the leaden pellet out, and
was proceeding to use his fists on Ed
wards when the pair were separated.
Harry B. Wolf pleaded self-defense
for his client, and Judge Stump gave
him the benefit Of the doubt and dis
missed the charges.-Philadelp In
uuirer
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22

Brand Whitlock, American ministe.
to Belgium, who sailed for New York
on the Holland America steamer Ryn-
dam said his trip to America had no
political purpose whatever. It's sole OBJ
ject was to give him a short rest and
an opportunity to get back his health,
which had been undermined by fifteen
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22

after gazing for minute or two at
the apparition. who couldn't find his
voice, what can do for you."
"I-I-I.' dismally stammered tho
youth, Il came TO tell you. Mr.. Jones.
that your daughter has promised to
marry me-
II am not surprised to hear that
was the reojinder OF the fond parent.
"She told mo that she would get
square with me when refused to- buy
Il Pekingese pup"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22

months Of uninterrupted work at kigh
pressure. The minister looks like a man
completely tagged out from nervous
strain, but he said, he confidently ex-
pected to be back at his post at Brps-
sells soon after the new year. He mas
already arranged for his return pas
sage on the steamer Rotterdam, sailing
from New York on Dee. %.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22

Blind Boys Are Boy Scouts.
Nearly 100 blind boys, pupils Of the
Pennsylvania Institute for the Blind, at
Overlook, have been organized into
special division of boy scouts by
Walter Cowing, scout master, and T. r.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22
Not Expected.

The father of beautiful young girl
sat in the den of his home one eve
ming when there came n meek knock
on the door and Percy-like appari-
ton appeared in the room.
WELL" demanded the fond father.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22
eosBLER ADOPTS CATS LITTER.
Persian Kittens Being Carefully Nur-
tured by Big Turkey.

tured by Big turkey.
Bill" the turkey gobbler. for ten
years the mascot Of the Jamison ranch
near this beach. DISTINGUISHED himself
recently when he adopted litter OF
orphaned kittens. BILL seeming to
understand their lonesomeness, sits
over them in their box.
The kittens are Pension angoras ana
have to be fed from bottle. Their
adopted parent. refusing to leave his
charges, compels his mistres to take
his meals to him.-Los Angeles Her
oil
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22

London denies that there is serious
unrest in India, but there have been
circumstantial reports of trouble in the
great dependency. including reports of
the deposition by the people of Hyder-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22
Aceonnplished.

Smart Young Man-What do you
think Of Brown?
Indignant Old Gentleman-Brgwn.
sir! He is ono Of those people that
smack you on the back before youS
face and hit you in the eye behind your
back.-TN- bits.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22
HE'S A BULLET PIN CUSHION.
PJucks One Leaden Pellet From Arm
Expectorates Another.

Expectorates Another.
Bullets make no impression upor
Nathan Lewis, Of 1904 McElderry
street. according to his evidence In the
criminal court, where he was a star
witness against William Edwards,
charged with assault with intent to
murder and carrying a deadly weapon.
Lewis and Edwards had an argu-
ment. Edwards procured revolver
and shot at Lewis. One bullet struck
Lewis in the arm, but he merely
plucked 1t out and threw it away. The
second bullet went thru Lewis mouth
while he was smiling over the failure
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22

Merrill, scout commissioner. Recently
the boys who compose the blind troop
took their first hike to Rocky Spring
farms near Observation-Disclosures Bull
letin.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22

abad of their nizam or ruler, owing to
his stanch support of the British rule
1t was even said that Earl Kitchener.
formerly commander Of the troops in
India. had gone there to quell the dis
turbances. 1t is now known. however.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22
Reverse Points Of View.

Father-What do you think OF boy
who throws orange skins on the pave
ment?
Son--I don't know. What do you
think OF an orange skin that throws .
man on the pavement? - Evening
Leader
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22

who crowded the yard and fed the
stag after 1t was safely imprisoned
New York World.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22
S1KH 5oLoIER5 $40 MAP sH01v/rG IN0l6

that Kitchener has gone to the Balk-
ans. In the past few weeks some Ger
man papers have asserted that British
rule in India and also In Egypt Is se-
riously menaced by the Teuton- Bulgar
advance in the Balkans
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-22

tro Be Continued.)
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-07-14
Crescent Hardware Co.

Range Cutlery Pipe Valves
Tuing. Plumbing Copper Work
". TELEPHONE ait
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-07-14

Livery end saddle houss rrmble.'
Red Barn
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-07-08

the bottom? Here is the way the COM
mander Of Uncle Sans submarine 10
tilla tells 1t:
"a submarine will come to the sur
face at 5000 or 5000 yards from the
vessel it Is attacking-far enough so
the enemy Is not supposed to see the
periscope. 1t stays up long enough to
get the enemy's course, then goes down
and sets its course to intercept the en-
emy's ship.
1.-THE vessel must be coming more Or
less toward the submarine. otherwise
the submarine, with its low submerged
speed, cannot catch 1t.
1.-THE officers Of the submarine VIII
know the revolutions of the approach
ing ship and will use the gyrocompass
with which to work out its exact posi-
tion. They will know just when to
come up to be within range.
when the submarine comes up 1t
will show the periscope as little as pos
sible, take quick aim and fire Its first
torpedo. If It wants to remain there
out Of curiosity to see the effect 1t can.
But IL 1t does not 1t goes right down
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-07-08

mage Of ships. They examined the
fibre a little more carefully and all
thought 1t would be possible to spin
the Gbre on their fax machinery. The
result was that Monday morning they
made bee line for the agents Of the
ship and asked what they were going
to do with this waste material.
They got the reply, We propose
dumping It into the river and when
they expressed wish to experiment
with it they were told they could cart
It away from the dock and were well
come to It II they paid the carriage.
Thus the jute industry started-for the
fiber turned out to be nothing less than
what we know commercially today as
jute. Exchange.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-07-08
THREE IN0UISITIVE SCOTS.
And How They Happened to Originate
the Jute Industry.

And How They Happened to Originate
the Jute Industry.
A James Logic, who Is supposed to
know more about jute than any one
else In America, tells In q very In
tercsting way how jute came to be
known to Europe and the west:
I'm 1910, on a Saturday afternoon,
three Dundee fax spinners were walk
ing to their beautiful residences in
Broughty Ferry, about four miles east
Of Dundee, on the banks Of the Fay,
and az usual strolled along the docks.
At that time there were several Clip
per line sailing vessels trading with
Dundee In Indian products, principally
grain, linsecd, ETC., and on this par
ticular Saturday one Of these vessels
was discharging her miscellaneous
cargo, and these canny Scots observed
q fibre in some quantity on the dock
and made inquiry as to what it was.
"They were told It was some Indian
product that had been obtained In
RanRal and was suitable Tor the dun
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-07-08
ProvsrbiaI Philosophy.

don't know, writes correspond
emit, whether the absurdity Of some Of
our proverbs when used as a means Of
comparison occurs to people when they
quote them. For instance. AS drunk
hsh lord" Any one who looks into a
metropolitan police court when the
night charges are being dealt with will
see that intemperance Is not the ex-
elusive privilege Of peers Of the realm.
"As dead as Queen Anne" Why Queen
Anne? Why not Queen Elizabeth or
Queen Boadicea? AS deaf as post :"
A post Is devoid Of all the Eve senses,
not hearing only. AS cheap as dirt "
What is the exact market value OF
dirt? 1t IL not mentioned In any
:tradesman's catalogue. "As poor as a
AhE-ch mouse" Who knows that &C.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-07-08

Her Other HaIf


Society Dame-Oh, doctor, I'm -
sorely troubled with ennui. Doctor-
HIM! Why don't you interest your
self in finding out how the other bsf
lives? Society Dame-Graciousl WIN
I'm not looking for q divorce -Ohic,sp
News.
Perhaps nowhere on the globe do hu.
man beings SO much resemble passive
beasts Of burden as In Ecuador. In
fact, the Indians used to be desIgnatsi
In documents as smaller beast Of
burden" to distinguish them from pact
animals. Loaded, they Chamber up the
steep streets as stolid as little gny
burros. One sees many an urchin Of
seven years bearing on his back losd
Of bricks as heavy az he is. One we
man, bent under burden, carries q
child at her breast. Another laden NO.
man plies distaff and spindle as shs
creeps along. Here is file Of bare
foot women bent under loads Of ertt
or bricks escorted by man with q
whip. = Professor Edward Alswoi
Ross "South OF Panama"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-07-08
clesiastical mice are less well on rnasi
their secular brethren ?-London Stand
Bee Line.

Bee Line.
A soldier ON guard was questioned
as to his knowledge Of his duties.
"You know your duty here. do you.
sentinelT
Eyes, SIR"
"Well. now, suppose they should
open on you with shells and musketry.
what would you do"
Form line. sir"
what! One man form liner
"Yes, sir; form a bee line for camp.
sir."-New York American.
Economy.
Economy Is what makes man wear
his dress shirt down to work the next
morning. 1t isn't comfortable. but he
hates to send 1t to the laundry only
half soiled.-Detroit Free Press.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-07-08
SUBMARINE TACTICS.

Locating the Enemy, Getting the Range
and Making an Attack.
How does submarine attack? How
does it locate the vessel 1t wishes to
torpedo and how does 1t proceed about
the business Of sending such vessel to
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-07-08

again.
cit stays q short time under water,
turns the cap bringing new torpedoes
up into the tubes and then comes up.
for second shot IL necessary. Pitts
burgh Press.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-07-08

In the life of a man there is but one
real love. The trouble Is that he usu-
ally can't tell which one It is.-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-03-30

but the days Of regret are each a CEN
tuTy long.
It may require moral courage, girls
to turn down the thin-stemmed glass
at a dinner party; the covert shrug,
the scornful glance, may hurt it,
tie; but the doing so set you apart
as one with whom men may not toy,
then cast aside. It's THE badge Of
honor to those whose regard is worth
while.
If parents could only make their
daughters see how eagerly the real
men they meet are seeking tn %old-'
fashioned girl" could they open their
eyes to the fact that they do not
choose their wives because of their
capacity for wine, many a sweet and
gentle woman would be saved to So
ciety, many a broken heart and
ruined life avoided.
IT'S not a temperance sermon we,
are approaching. Only plea that our
daughters be delivered from the great
social evil.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-03-30
SHORT ONES

Many a man wins a hero medal by
holding his ground just because he is.
too scared to run.
1t begins to look as if the United
States is to have another Boston tea.
party, with old John BarleycoTn play.
ing the role Of Tea.
Every time we look over a mems.
style book we wonder what the man
ufacturers do with the kind of clothes
they represent in the pictures. n
The physician who examined Jack
Johnson reports all his organs nor-l
NAL, indicating that the examination
did not extend above the neck.
A Camden, N. j., judge gave a
mother and father two weeks in
which to wash their children. They
must have been happy children.
The army mule is to give way to the
motor truck, but then when the car
buretor goes on the blink one can,
cuss a motor truck almost as enthu-:
siasticaIly as one can cuss a mule.
and with even more chance of get
ting results.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-03-30

EMEM ERING NOTHING
MORE "A pretty Los Angeles girl
of 20, in testifying at the examination
of prominent attorney who had be-
trayed her, said:
81 took a small quantity of beer
and whisky at his Office. Then we
went to a cafe and by that time
hardly knew what was doing. We
had about 10 drinks and l lost count
1 remembered nothing more until
morning."
IT'S the old, old story and the sim
pie relation contains a world of
pathos, for it's but the history of
thousands of innOcents.
Its a tale that's written over and
over every day in our great cities in
letters of shame. Society has fOs-
tered many evils, but in. fixing the
custom of young girls partaking of
strong drink it has stamped the seal
of it's approval upon the rake and Sc
Queer.
No girl can take a cocktail or high
ball and remain in complete control
of her faculties. The effect of the
first drink may be but momentary,
but, alas, the second follows all too
quickly.
The primrose path is alluring, but
it leads swift and sure to destruction.
It is given to to lead this life but once
and unhappily, with woman, the
downward path once chosen there is
no turning of the way. The moment
of pleasure is brief, the joys fleeting,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-03-19

siderable of a quandary as to the re-
suits of the parcel post. but the spe-
cial joint committee of congress
headed by Senator Bristow has made
a report upon the parcel post. and
while it does not deal specifically
with its revenue-producing powers it
clearly indicates that this new feat
ure in postal affairs is not money
maker.
The postofice department makes
millions of dollars on first class mail
matter and loses it--and more-in
carrying newspapers, merchandise
and other classes of mail. As the
principal function of the postoffice
department is to transmit commune
cations, the suggestion put forth by
Senator Weeks boils down to the
pain proposition that inasmuch as
letter mail is undoubtedly able to pay
its own way at the one-cent rate OF
postage, the people are entitled to
that rate. But there is no attempt
upon the part Of Senator Weeks or
anyone else who thinks as he does, to
conceal the fact that one-cent letter
postage would mean higher rate
upon parcels and second-class mail
matter.
AS an increased rate on second
class mail matter would effect every
publishing concern. it is every easy
to foresee that any material growth
of this one-cent letter postage idea
along the above lines will rapidly
bring about the concerted opposition
of the publishers against an increase
in their postage rates. At the same
time the large shippers of merchan-
disc through the mails will resist any
attempt at revision upward" of par
eel post rates.
Undoubtedly Senator Weeks is
right: nevertheless there is little
probability of one-cent letter postage
for good many years.
Farm Boys Clubs.
Loss than q half dozen years ago
few boys who had made an unusual
showing in raising corn on an acre OF
land upon the farm where they lived
were sent to Washington. The agri-
cultural department took the matter
up in dead earnest and now the boys
are coming in trainloads. other DIG
bodies are made up Of girls In can
ming clubs, but some Of these girls
have made the boys hustle in raising
their prize acres Of corn, peas. pota'
toes and other products OF the soil.
The agricultural clubs are not the
only Juvenile excursionists to Wash
ineton. since thousands of high school
children from New York, Brooklyn
New England and all over the East
ern states make their pilgrimages to
the capital each spring and summer
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-03-19
:: SHOT! TELL his MOTHER ::

3. P. French Captain wash.sson T1-ss.
the
soldier breast
Who slain for and prohaye murdered
the the wounded the lads de
al a
invoke scheming
But by soul Of Mary who bore the Christ At calvary
shall
when man by bis mother gooa
while
which him W
When the sweet mouth mumbd my bosom and the mkeeh made
mart,
Babyhood proud
birds sorsd fly All Brothers what onsf
breath!
Whose blood hak
was
ends!
And wha
made the chrless code Of war!
Then mother will tell for YOU Of deed that names aends IN hell
the sly seseekes places
hold country might be frightened and made
eahs fulness their loot be quite
mulc tolls
outraged people might be turned from your graft ana
In the msrued lure CHASTITY
And that priests Of the warning pray
boodsoaked sod
land of neishors should become
Oh fools! a slay
gdlust
DEAN
And behold you have other victims: widow sobs by my side
to a bridal
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-03-19
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WHAT SOCIALISM Is. .
: + + : ! ! :. : + j. + : ..As

(From the american Year Book,
Cyclopedia and Atlas.)
No word has been more abused and
misunderstood than the word $50
cialist." The Socialist is not an an
archist; they are opposed in theory
and practice. The Socialist does not
propose to destroy theFfamily. abolish
religion or divide up property, nor
does he seek to carry out his ideas by
riot and bloodshed. In single
phrase, Socialism means public own
ership OF the means of production
and working class control of the gov
eminent, a chance to work for all
who will, and to all workers the full
value Of their product. The typical
Socialist is rather quiet and
thoughtful workingman, serene in
time of trouble and self-contained in
the day of victory. He realizes that
the world will move on very well
after he is dead, but remembers that
while he lives 1t is his business to
help the world move. He considers
himself an ally of eternal laws Of
nature and tsp roud to do his !.t..c
part in the great cause.
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:. THE NEWSPAPER GUY. :
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l see a man pushing his way through
the lines
OF cops where the work of the fire
fend" shines.
1.-THE chief" inquire-but fire.
man replies:
Gee, no! Why, that one Of those
newspaper guys"
I see a man walk through the door of
a show
Where great throngs are blocked by
the signs s. R. o.
"Is that man the star, that no ticket
he buys?"
"Star nothin'! He's one of these
newspaper guys"
| I see man start on the trail of a
crook
And he scorns the police. but he
brings him to book.
sherlock Holiness" inquire. Some
one scornfully cries,
sherlock H! No. he's one Of these
newspaper guys"
see a man sit in the seats Of the
great,
And they ask his advice upon matters
of state.
"A diplomat surely" But to my sur
prise
They tell me he's lone Of those news
paper guys"
And some day I'll stand by the great
Gates of Gold,
And see a man pass through unques-
toned and bold.
ga saint?" I'll ask, and st. Peter'I
I reply:
mo, he's only plain, honest news
| paper guy"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-03-19
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LUKE M'LUKE SAYS ::
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y - - - - ~ = y y v :" - = - -
When a man and wife are out in
public and the man falls all over him
self trying to be attentive to the
wife. you can bet that she is some
other mans wife.
After q man has been married for
q while he can call his wife dear"
and make it sound like an insinua-
ton.
Any old time a husband and wife
are of the same mind you won't have
much trouble guessing whose mind
It is.
When a man is alive his wife thinks
that he is SO Insignificant that she is
surprised that fly doesn't step on
him and crush him. But when he
1:as she gets the idea that he was so
important that she has to go into
debt for FIVE years to see that he gets
the biggest funeral in town.
Here is problem for some of the
sob sisters: Why is 1t that the man
who doesn't smoke, drink or chew Is
just as hard up as the follow who
has all three habits?
Too many OF the NUTS who are
preaching the brotherhood of man
seem to keep their eyes on the sister,
hood all the time.
After sizing up the people he meets
every day, man can't understand
why any blamed fool would want to
be q cannibal.
1t is funny, but it is fact. The
rich think the poor are extravagant
and the poor think the rich are
stingy.
II fresh air cost q dollar bottle
people would never be without it.
We have just had peak at the
new lingerie. No, it wasn't being
worn. 1t was In fashion sheet. The
popular garment is the umbrella
combination and it is about as big as
mans pocket handkerchief. 1t be-
gins at the waist and"it doesn't reach
to the knees. The dear things wear
this and get prickly heat and the fool
men wear their heavies with the bot
toms rolled up into wads around their
ankles and then they holler with
rheumatism.
Once upon a time a man remem-
bered that the day was the tenth an
niversary of his wedding and he
brought home some flowers and candy
to his wife and gave her kiss. And
It took eight doctors nine days to re-
vive the poor woman from the effects
,of the shock.
You do not have to quarrel with
woman to make her mad. She VII
get mad II you refuse to quarrel witt
her.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-03-19

Any old time husband and wife
are of the same mind you won't have
much trouble guessing whose mind
It is.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-03-19

You do not have to quarrel with a
woman to make her mad. She VIII
get mad IL you refuse to quarrel with
her.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-03-19

Here is a problem for some of the
sob sisters: Why Is 1t that the man
who doesn't smoke, drink or chew is
just as hard up as the follow who
has all three habits?
The Seward gateway., 1915-06-08
Finch's Golden Wedding Rye at The Branch.

Windows are cheap at Brosius & Noon's. Get prices.