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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-06
TAKE LOTS on THIS Is PCT. INVEST

TAKE LOTS ON THIS Is PCT. INVEST
ldENT.
New 3 room bungalow. completely fur
nished. on Rio Grande St; rented perman-
emily for $500 a year 10 percent on $4,000
Our price $3.50. low as $500 cash and
$50 mo. inc. interest Or well located lots
as first payment.
j. ". Phillips With Austin & Mari Co.
INVESTMENT.
South Campbell st. corner with tenement
and store: CIosein; paying 10 percent on
amount asked. Price $500; terms
Austin & Mari Co.
304 San Antonio St Phone 1850
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-06

TULAROsA ST. CORNER, $40.
South front on terrace; paved sidewalk
and curb paid; reasonable teams
Austin & Mari Co.,
sO4 san Antonio St Phone 4S5G.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-06

Business Chances.
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MONEY TO LOAN-315 Trust Building.
WANTED TO BUYS or chair barber
shop I'm or out OF city; must be reasonable
T. A. Miller Gen. Deliv.. city.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-06

WACO-EL PASO BUILDING &
REALTY co.
City Property OF az Descrip-
lions. valley Lands and Ranch
Properties.
SIS Herald Bldg. Phone esO5.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-06

5 south front lots on La Luz
ST., Government Hill, for only
$50. Actually worth twice the
money.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-06

WANTED To BUY.
I have $500 cash. Can pay $50 month.
Want small house in Alta Vista at bargain.
Address P. o. box 727.
ROOM HOUSE WANTED-8Iust be close
in VIII exchange two close in room
houses for same. Louis Howell, 2O2 Herald
building
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-06

Wanted-To pay $500 cash
for so acres desert land.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-06
Wapted-AufomobiJes

WANTED-To trade lots in East FL Paso
for 5 passenger automobile Phone sos.
1907 Montana.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-06

Good New Mexico ranch and
500 cows and 225 calves; room
for 1000 head; well watered.
Goes in a lump at $4,000.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-06
Wanted-Monev.

WANTED TO BORROW $3.50.
Have client for above loan on very close
in room bungalow, worth $4,000. s percent
interest.
j. wv. Phillips. with Austin & Mar Co.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-06

To Exchange-Fine residence
location on north side clear for
lots near Pearson mills. Value
$1,000.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-06

Rates For Classified Ads:
One Cent per Word. No
charge less than. .Z5
Six Consecutive InseF-
tions, per Word. .......... .OS
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-06
Situations Wanted-FemaIe

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COMPETENT and experienced young lady
stenographer wants position. Address B.
C., care Herald.
WANTED-To keep house for / or more
gentlemen by elderly woman and daugh-
ter; references given and required; 90 in
or out Of city. Address 401 Pittsburg Phi.
1914
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-06

MONEY To LOAN-s15 Trust Building.
PRIVATE BANK-Loans money on furni-
ture, pianos, diamonds, livestock real es-
tate, etc; good notes bought and sold.
Phone Us or cali at our office. Courteous
treatment and confidential dealings ex-
tended. 800 Two Republies Bldg. Phi ia
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-06

For Sale-Pianos.
FOR SABE-Piano. used only months.
S175. Phone 1854 ].
SeIl-LivestOck-Buy.
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FOR SALE-A nice gentle saddle horse,
block 10, Louisville St, Altura Park.
HOGS FOR sALE-sows with young pigs.
and others months to a year old. Albert
Goodloe, Anthony N. NJ.
FOR SALE-s50 Angora goats with range
and water for $500. For particulars address
S. S. D., Columbus, n N.
FOR sALE-Horse. buggy and harness, SIS,
or will trade for larger horse. Phone 1854
Ellis.
FOR SALE - One span Of medium sized
males, well matched. 500. Phone 1896 or
call at sos Trust Bldg.
ATTENTION DAIRYAIEN-For sale-Ten
fresh in spring and summer. Papers on
Of them Only one COW 8 years old, balance
to years old. Also few coming yearling
heifers for sale. For price address Ray
mond Johnson. Kent Texas
Dressmaking.
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DRESSMAKING-Phon $685.
BUTTONS COVERED-Angelus cPg. wka.
NINE. THOMPSON, Dressmalzlng Parlors,
room 80, Bucl1ler Bldg. Phi. S40g
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
A GREAT FLORIDA PREACHER
PASSES AWAY

A picturesque and rugged person
ality Eassed from view in the death
of John Weldon Stagg, ID. d., which
occurred yesterday at Black Noun
tain, y. c., a resort to which he had
been confined for several months
SO king vainly to restore his failing
health.
Born of the South, Graded and
nurtuied in its history, customs and
traditions. he was a living example
of loyalty to those tenets that are
recognized as peculiarly southern,
hut in holding this faith the sense
of the educator was Sc strong within
him that he inculcated in those
about him the correct thought which
moved and lmpelled the statesmen
of that much misunderstood subject
and section, and this free of offense.
His was a sunny nature and tenn
permanent. He was positive without
bitterness. assertive but not dog
matte. He met all men upon an equal
footing and sustained intimacy
without familiarity, such was the
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
HIGH OFFICIALS
INDICTED FOR
CONSPIRACY To
FOMENT STRIKES
(By Associated Press J

New York, Dec. 2S.-Congress-
man Frank Buchanan, of Illinois, II.
Robert Fowler, former congressman
from Illinois; Frank S. Monett, for
mer attorney general of Ohio; David
Lamar; Jacob G.. Taylor, president
of Labor's National Peace Council; ;
Franz Won Rintelen, German agent;
H. B. Martin and Herman Schulz
teis were indicted by the federal
grand jury, charged with conspirin G
to foment strikes in American muni-
tion factories. All indicted except
Lamar and Won Rintelen are officers
or former officers of the Peace Coun-
Gil. The government charges fthat
the Council was organized by RIM
telen to bribe labor leaders to call
strikes in munition plants in fur
| therance of the German propaganda
in this country.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
BODY OF J. B. MAGRUDER
RECOVERED FROM LAKE

Orlando, Dec. 2S--The body of ].
B. Magruder. Jr., whoswas drowned
in Lake Conway Frfiay evening
while Oh a duck hunting trip, was
recovered about O'Clock in the
evening by Undertaken Hand, who
went to the lake with hooks, and
soon located the body lying in about
four or five feet of water. The con-
dition of the body indicated that
Mr.. Magruder had been seized with
severe cramps, which carried him
helpless to the bottom, where it was
probably not over his head il he
could have remained upright. His
father. ]. B. Magruder is in Bir-
mingham, Ala, but wires that he
will start for home on the first train.
Mr.. Magruder had lust been elected
|chancollor commander of the Knights
of Pythias and this order will take
an active part in the funeral
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
MIAMI GETS A CENSUS
THAT SATISFIES HER

Miami, Dec. 2S-Miami now has
population of over twenty-one thous-
and according to the tabulation of
the r. H. Polk Company, or over five
thousand five hundred more than is
given by the state census recently
taken. This is an increase of over
two thousand over the 1915 popula-
tion estimate.
The figures pertaining to Miami's
population were given to the Cham
ber OF Commerce By the Polk Com
pany at the request of George A.
Paddock, managing secretary, who
wrote ten days ago and requested the
estimate compiled from the data
gathered short time ago by the
company's agents.
I'VE beg to advise you that the
1916 directory will contain S,424
names, and by using the usual null
tiple OF two and a half would indi-
cate that the popuation of Miami for
January |, 1916 would be 21,060,"
Messrs Polk & Company replied
This is an increase of 2,047 over
the 1915 estimate" the writer con-
cluded.
The II. H. Polk Company has COM
piled the Miami directory for num-
ber Of years and is again preparing
to publish it, These publishers have
a reputation as careful and pains
taking statisticians, hence their esti-
mates are considered worthy of Gre
dence. The ratio of two and half
to one Is used by practically all
cities in computing populations, 1t
being the general belief that it is
very conservative.
AS the Miami directory has never
contained the namps of children,
those who have gitNn much thought
to the question believe there are in
the city fully more than two and
half times the number of names In
{ he city directory.
General dissatisfaction was ex-
pressed when 1t was announced that
the state census, compiled a few
months ago, gave Miami only 15,475,
when ii has been believed that there
were fully twenty thousand inhabi-
tants. as shown by the Polk figures
for last year, and tie census of the
city board of health, also taken
about a year ago. The former gave
the population of Miami as 1903
and the latter as 1919.
Many Miamians have declared
that their homes were not visited by
the state census cnumerator, and
they accordingly believed his work
was very lax and did not do justice
to the city by several thousand per-
sons.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
R. R. COMMISSIONERS TO
HOLD IMPORTANT MEET

Tallahassee, Dec. 2S-Notice has
been sent out by the railroad COM
missiorers of Florida of their inten-
tion TO hold meeting at Talla-
hassec at 10 a. m, January Goth, to
hear and consider whether they
should adopt the Interstate Com
melce Commissions express rate
scheme or plan of stating rates, or
a modified form of this plan, with
certain exceptions applicable to Flor
ida commodities, ana all interested
persons have been invited to attend
and participate.
In /" communication TO the public.
r. Hudson Burr, chairman, declares
thai the Interstate Commerce Com
missiCn has heretofore adopted a
uniform scheme for stating rates,
and the plan or modified form of it
has already been adopted by nearly
all of the states He adds the Florida
&C mni ission has devoted great deal
of consideration othe question hav-
ing attended numerous conferences
on the subject, with o1her state COM
Southern Express Company.
"Our Investigations show that the
adoption of such a plan would bring
about greater uniformity of rates
and would involve many reductions
as well as advances in rates within
the state of Florida" Mr.. Burr as
serts He adds that all persons
legally and rightfully interested will
have an Opportunity to be heard,
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
HOUSE LEADERS
PREPARING FOR
PROHIBITION FIGHT
(By Associated Press.) }

Washington, Dec. 2S.-Iouse
leaders are preparing for vigorous
prohibition fight. Chairman Webb, OF
the judiciary committee, has already
infoI mally conferred with Chairman
Henry of the rules committee regard
ing the prospective attitude OF the
committee toward any effort to re-
port rule permitting the bringing
up o: constitutional amendment for
nation wide prohibition. Chairman
Webb Is an earnest prohibition adv0-
cate, and his committee has juris-
diction over the question The rules
committee will be organized early in
January. The question of rule may
be raised then.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28

strong humanness and incisive lofti-
ness of his character. His charity
was like that of the good bishop in
Victor Hugos Les Miserables-it
left him always impoverished, but
no one ever heard him utter COM
plant. So keen was his sense of
humor that he made light of his own
ills--even of his final ailment; so
rich his store of anecdote that rare
stories rippled from him as rills
from wooded hill in spring.
One of the most companionable
and lovable of men, he had lodged
himself firmly in the affections of
the people of this community, and
they feel a grievious and irreparable
loss in his death. The Reporter
Star begs to extend to this sorely be-
reavcG family the assurance of
heartfelt though consciously made
quat1 condolences. Orlando Report
er-Star.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
AND
COL. HOUSE
SAIL FOR
ROTTERDAM
BRAND WHITLOCK ALSO OF THE
PARTY; HOUSE CARRIES IN
FORMATION TO AMERICAN AM
BASSADORS
(By Associated Press. }

New York, Dec. 2S.-Captain
Karl Boyed. the recalled German
naval attache. Colonel E. NJ. House.
President Wilson's personal envoy
and confidential adviser, and Brand
Whitlock, American minister to Bel
GUM, had state rooms on the liner
Rotterdam sailing today for Rotter-
dam via Falmouth, England. Colonel
House goes to carry information to
American ambassadors Minister
Whitlock is returning to his post af-
ter vacation.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
WIDELY-KNOwN FLA. MINISTER
SUDDENLY DIES

Tallahassee, Dec. 2S-I.ev. A. l..
Woodward died at the residence of
his eon. Mr.. Frank p. Woodward, in
College Park, at o'clock Wednes-
day morning.
Mr.. Woodward arose early, as was
his custom, and lighted the fire in
his bed room. While adjusting his
tie before the mirror he suddenly
threw his hands to his head, and ex-
claimed, "Oh, my head" and began
to totter and fall. His wife ran and
eased him to the floor, calling for
help He was soon placed on the
bed, but died within few minutes
without regaining consciousness.
Deceased was born in Tallahassee
Nov. 20, 1S41.
He was married to his present
wife at Newport, fifty-two years ago.
He entered the Confederate army
and after the surrender engaged in
|
for the Seaboard here and at Live
Oak for many years. During this
period he was local preacher, and
finally entered the Florida Confer
en-. G. While filling an appointment
at Cedar Keys in 1912 he suffered
an attack of PARALYSIS, due to the
hardening of the arteries. The sec
ond attack came last year, and the
third of Wednesday morning ended
his earthly career.
Mr.. Woodward was an eloquent,
earnest and able minister of the
gosIcl. His was a most retentive
memory and he had wonderful
fund Us story and poetry with which
he frequently delighted his friends. .
He worked all through this section
of his Masters vineyard. and was
known and beloved by thousands, He
mad some able contributions of
poetry and prose to the press, and
scores of his character sketches are
gems cf eloquence and versatility.
His loss will be greatly deplored
His wife survives him; also a son,
Mr.. Frank p. Woodward.
Owing to i'll health Mr.. Woodward
was forced to give up the active
ministry in 1912, out he retained
his Christian loyalty and yigor to
the end
Tie day before his death he
walked to the Democrat Office, al
most mile away, to learn of the
Conference appointments. He ex-
pressed great pleasure at the re-
turn OF his present pastor. and re-
grets at the failure of the confer
ence to again send Rev. J. P. Hill
burn here as Presiding Elder.
There have been many expressions
of genuine regret at the calling
away of this good man.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
ALL ABOARD FOR BAGDAD.
(By Associated Press.)

In the Argonnes, France, Dec. %.
-"All Aboard for Bagdad." Such
was the humorous suggestion OF
sprightly German officer as the tiny
engine on the Argonnes railway
whistled for it's departure.
From the Argonnes to Bagdad is
quite stretlh, even for the imagi-
nation, and yet, through the SEEM
ingly impossible construction of
railroad through the French noun
tains, the Germans have in fact es-
tablished a connection, more or less
direct but nevertheless unbroken
from the trenches at the front in the
west to the Asiatic city of the Turk
ish ally.
To build the Argonnes railway the
Germans went to an abandoned
French mine, and from a depth OF
some 600 meters resurrected miles
of trackage which at no end OF care
and trouble has been laid on the sur
face, over land SO swampy and DIM
cult that the first train came to grief
simply through sinking into the
ground.
Thus far two main lines have been
cOnstructed-the one 95 centimeters
wide (37 inches) and the other 10
meters wide (3S.5 inches). On the
section nearest the actual front, pen-
zol engines are used because of their
comparative noiselessness. Partner
away from the trenches tiny stem en-
gines draw the diminutive trains.
The engines have an approximate
capacity of four cars-better per
haps, the rails and roadbed can
stand that much weight without dis
appearing from view-and are ousS
every hour of the "a in the transpor
tation of trops, supplies, ammunition
and, when possible, wounded.
Automobiles which have come te
gief on the terrible roads Of the AT
gonnes have been rebuilt and hove
been equipped with 81 or SS.5 gauge
wheels of steel in order that tnes
may Serve as "cars de luxe" for OF
fcers who have to travel from one
point to another behind the fron'
The sight of officers lolling back IL
dismantled machines towed by dim
tive locomotive invariably provokes
first merriment, and then admiration
for the system that has hteraii'
made something out of nothing ah'
has found a way to overcome w
difficulties of the almost imposslpi
Argonnes roads.
These difficulties have been enorH
uos. Rany weather has been tn
rule rather than the exception in tn
Argonnes for months. and it has bee
a gigantic task to keep the roads
rutted by supply trains and ammul
ton columns and artillery-from u'
generating into mere bogs. the tas
Of maintaining regular and workaoi
communitions with the extreme lron
has been unbelievably hard.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
THE CHAMPION MOTOR
TRIP TO FLORIDA

Miami. Dec. 2S-How would you
like 20 cover 10000 miles in an
automobile, and cross the great Sier-
ra Nevada desert with the cactus
as a headrest and the sand of the
desert as a bed, with the prairie
wolves bowling and snarling around
YOU. and an occasional snake crawl
inc over you? This was the expert
euce OF Stewart Johnson and his
wife, of Seattle. who motored from
the state of Washington to Miami,
and arc at present encamped along
BisCayne Bay near the Boulevard.
Aside from being enthusiastic
motorists, they are typical western
ers, inasmuch as they love tc
rough" it, which is amply provided
in their method of travelling, which
consists of a large touring car, thai
can be converted into sleeping quar-
ters at night.
Last August, they left Seattle, ane
taking the Yellowstone Trail, which
took them through Yellowstone
Park, thence to Vermont, Cleveland
Buffalo. New York, Philadelphia
Baltimore and on south.
Mr.. Johnson stated the Florid;
roads, with a few exceptions, wer'
full OF holes, especially from Wes
palm Reach to this city By de
touring, after leaving Jacksonville
he escaped the worst of the roads.
After spending some time in TN
city. they will ship their car to ia
yana cuba. and from there will g
to New Orleans for the Mardi era
and On home by the Santa Fe route
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
WILSON'S DAILY PROGRAM.

,'EFere is thu daily program OF
the bardest-worked and most pune
tual man in the United States,
writes James Hay, Jr., on the work
ing habits of President Wilson:
Breakfast at s o'clock, not a
minute before nor n minute after.
Ills personal stenographer, c. L.
Sven, who was with him in New
Jersey, reports to the study in the
White House proper at S:55, at
which time the president dictates re-
plies TO the important letters which
have been received at the White
house offices the day before.
at 10 O'Clock he takes his place
at his desk in his private office in
the White House offices. Between
10 ard 1890 he attends to what
ever routine work is possible before
he begins to keep the appointments
he or his secretary has made several
DAYS before. Each caller usually
gets five minutes. some of them three
and few fifteen. He keeps a card
on his desk showing the list of ap-
pointments and ckecks off with his
own hand each appointment as 1t is
kept. G saw one of these cards on
which he had run his pencil through
the name of a prominent politician
and had written after the name in
blue pencil, He did not come That
He did not come looked omnious.)
at 1883 the president, having
concluded the appointments, leaves
the office and goes to the White
House for his o'clock luncheon.
"At o'clock he receives in the
East Room delegations of tourists
who want to shake his hand and, II
| it is necessary, he has a long con-
ference with some member of the
cabinet or diplomat. After that,
he plays golf takes walk through
the shopping district of Washington,
or eces for an automobile ride.
/ at o'clock he has dinner.
"He goes to bel between 10
O'Clock and midnight, never after
midnight.-American Magazine.
i
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
RUSSIAN TORPEDO
BOATS SINK TWO
SAILING VESSELS
(By Associated Press.)

Petrograd, Dec. 2S-An official
report says that Russian torpedo
boats destroyed two sailing vessels
and bombarded the shore posts on
the Bulgarian Black Sea coast. The
destroyer Gromki was attacked by
two submarines, but evaded the tor
pedoes There is reason to believe
that cne submarine was sunk.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
CASE AGAINST
ROCKEFELLER
NOT TO Be
DISMISSED
(By Associated Press. }

New York, Dec. 2S.-Judge Hunt
today denied motion of the defense
to dismiss the case against William
Rockefeller and ten other former di-
rectors of the New Haven Railroad
Co., who are being tried on charees
of conspiracy, to monOpOlize trans
portal ion traffic in New England
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
CONGESTION
IN FREIGHT
IS Being
RELIEVED
1900 CARLOADS PASS THROUGH
NEW YORK HARBOR DAILY;
INCREASE OF 66 2.3 PER CENT
OVER LAST YEAR
(By Associated Press.) }

New York, Dec. 2S.-Railroad Of
ficials say that con ngestion in freight
has been relieved by the imposition
Of embargoes by many railroads.
The situation is clearing up and
there has been marked improvement
within q week. The Pennsylvania
and New York Central report a
larger freight movement than here.
tofore. The Central moves about
500 carloads through the harbol
/ daily. This is 500 more than than ;
year ago.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28

at our farm i'm the Everglades" Mr..
Bright said yesterday before leav-
ing for Missouri "We have plenty
of feed grown on the place to sustain
the additional stock which l will
bring on this trip, and the cattle al.
ready on the farm are doing we'll"
Some day the Everglades will be
recognized as the finest cattle coun.
try in the United States. There is
no costly wintering of stock to be
encountered. The cattle thrive on
the pasture and the good drinking
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
2OS SURVIVORS
Of SHIP SUNK
OFF CRETE; 80
PER|SHED
(By Associated Press. }

London, Dec. 2S.-A Reuter- dis
patch from Malta gives the number
of survivors of the Willie de la Cictat
as eos. 1t confirms previous advices
that eighty perished. The steamer
sunk off Crete. The survivors cor
roborate the statement that the
steamer was sunk without warning.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
EAUSTRIA WILL NOT MEET
\ DEMANDS Of j. s. BREAK
EXPECTED TO CONE SOON
HOSPITAL SUPPLIES
TO Be ALLOWED
TRANSPORTED
(By Associated Press.)

Washington, Dec. 2S.-The Red
Cross has received informal assur-
ances that the British order restrict
ing American shipments of hospital
supplies to the central powers is
about to be modified. Preparations
are being made to send through the
equipment most needed.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28
BRITISH SEIZE
AMERICAN NAIL
FROM TWO
STEAMSHIPS
(By Associated Press.)

Berlin (Wireless) Dec. 2S. The
seizure by the British government Of
American mail from two steamships
enrouto to Holland is reported by a
Rotterdam dispatch given out by the
Overseas Agency.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-12-28

James H. Briee has gone atter
another carload of Holstein cattle
for his EvergIade farm, which Will
he added to the already big heard
now enjoying the good pasture and
the summery sunshine OF the
"worthless wastelands" of the big
swamp SAYS the Miami Metropolis.
Everything is in mighty Inc shape