La Junta tribune., 1915-11-20

bonds As was the case IN CieSeiano
administration.
The Cheraw Advertiser has obtain
ed . divorce from its community on
the grounds OF desertion and nom
support. No alimony was granted.
but the editor considers himself lucky
TO get away aIive.--0arden City Her
aid.
| One Of the managers OF the Har-
vey restaurants along the Santa Fe
road employed = poor. but ambitious
college boy ~ waiter recently. His
first order was passed to the kitchen
something like this: ''Rah. rah.
roast beef. for two. Mashed pota-
toes. Corn. fiiDpity flop. We're on
top. tomatoes. Hullabaloo. Ice cream.
sis. boom. A-a-h-h. demi tasse!"
John r. HIggns. Of Topeka. prob
ably the oldest engineer In point Of
service on the Santa Re when he re-
tired several years ago. died at his
home In Topeka on October llth. For
twenty-five years Mr.. Higgins pulled
the Kansas City plug and saw service
in the cab Of an engine eight years
before being put out on that run. He
was . man that could not bear to be
idle and had been working ~ .
watchman for the railroad Of late
years.
Prosperity IL very much In evi-
dence In some of the democratic
country newspapers just now-the
kind that most OF them have bean
hoping for and expecting for 10 these
many moons. A good many Of the
democratic organs In the state are
nov ornamented with several COL
umns Of q very interesting ooniinued
story known To fame as The Delin-
auent Tar List" The only trouble
with this kind Of prosperity 10 that II
Is very short lived and only happens
once . year.
/ Three Of the most populous states
In the union have reccntly registered
. majority Of 100000 votes against
giving the mothers Of the race What
they are Justly entitled TO BY every
moral and natural right. Where did
mere man ever acquire the legal.
moral or natural right to deny suf.
sragc TO women. There are men. Of
course. who are 10 puffed up With
their own inconseauentiai impor-
tanoc that they will never conceds
women the right to vote. but where
did the male biped Who wears paats.
acquire the right 10 pass judgment
upon this all important quessioa.
lQuicn sahe:
A boomer svitchman vas called
upon to testify In . rear end smash
up. The following converrstioa de-
veloped In the invessisatioa:
Superintendent: Mr. svitshman.
gill you kindly tell us In your ovs
language just ho~ this horrible acct.
switchmAn: well. Boss. n vaa
shis gay: The taiio~.pos vas best.
10 the diamonds: the hog.hsaa vas
squirtis' oil ON the pig: the Goa vsa
In the doehouse fiippia' the tissues
and the hack shack vas In the MD.
die fr-ssin' . red hot
Superintendent: "Aad where
~ere you:"
/ s~iiehman: "Me' Oh. ! vas %
ahead. bcadin' the saiis."
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