The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1915-09-30


and realities of your existence;
The bliss of growth the glory OF
action; the splendor of beauty;
For yesterday is but a dream,
| And tomorrow is only a vision.
But today, well lived, makes every
yesterday dream of happiness
and every tomorrow a vision of
hope.
Look well, therefore, to this day.
From the Sanskrit.
So much depends upon the point of
view; itching makes scratching lux
ury.
Henry Ford, who is on the national
new board of strategy, will do his part
TO fordify America.
We could never be barber, for
we couldn't trim a little boys hair
with his mamma looking on.
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If the Germans capture all the Rus
sian consonants, it will make the war
much easier for American newspapers.
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There seems to be a need for leg
islation which will make it as easy to
get up in the morning as it is to go
to bed at night.
A man recently got struck on a
certain woman because she had big
hips. In other words, she has a hip
motto influence over him.
If w. j. Bryan would pull few
feathers out of the wing of his inn
agination and stick them in the tail
of his judgment, he would shut off a
good deal of criticism.
"Yessahl Yassahl Mebby dat's all
so, and mebby 'taint's! But, anyhow,
femme terrygate yo', sab: Suppose
yo' proves exclusively dat dar amt no
hell what yo' gwine to give us in de
place of it,"
A woman, learning that the United
States government was making an
to find out whether cor
sets were injurious or beneficial, was
heard to say that she wished the
United States would tend to its own
BUSINESS.
A st. Louis cercern offers to sell
book which would enable one to
igure interest quickly. We don't need
ny books to figure our interest. The
,anks do that for us, and all we have
o do is to paw the amount and renew
he paper. All the figuring we have
o do is to figure how to get the money
0 pay the interest.
An old colored woman was at the
epot and was looking at locomotive
Or the first time in her life. The
was groaning and kissing,
nd finally the old colored woman APP
reached the engine, petted it and
aid: ooh, you po' old thing, you all !
tired. They has been running you {
lightly hard, and jes' because you's t
lack honey, jes' because you's black :
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This is the time of year when man G
irefully slows away the straw hat he
uit wearing down town two weeks
20, saying: at is too good to throw
way / will keep it and wear it /
pain next wear" He has done This |
very fall for the last twenty-seven &
ears. and each succeeding spring has c
lg out the straw hat again and ex 9
aimed "It's got the jaundicel
ouldn't be caught in that thing at ;
30 fight" And the hat is cast back
to inner darkness.
Out at Denver wise man died the
her day. His name was Bernard
eer and he left two sons and will
lat provides that the lads were to be
wen $500 each of the estate at once
nd every year thereafter they are to I
,ceive as much money as they have e
Iade and saved. If at the end of the p
rst year they have over thousand S
ollars to the good they get another "
but if they have squaudered II
he original five hundred and have no b
ssets they get nothing. In making e
MS provision in his will Beer explains F
e desires to encourage habits of in h