Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-12-23
MoovyALloW NEWS,
lupnk Botts, Regular Cor.
fGtorgc Bingham.


George Bingham.
Copyright. 1915. Adams Syn.
Poke Eazleys wagon is con-.
fined to the blacksmith shop with
a general breakdown.
When the folks of Hogwallon
saw in the Tickvillc Tidings where
the doctors Of Chicago had taken
{, table knife ten inches long from
the stomach of woman who had
swallowed ii while suffering from
typhoid fever it caused much
comment Dock Hooks says he
would not believe it if he had not
seen il in the paper. He says
that anything that can be swal-
lowed can be swallowed in Hog
WALTON and that he does not know
Of anybody here who would swal-
low a knife of that size. The
Horse Doctor. who is the best
authority VIC have on the diseases
If man and beats, gives it as his
opinion that typhoid patients
should be kept on lighter diet.
Ilaz Barlow. while attending
preceding AT the Hog Ford church
last summer. in yawnins, sucked
Film billiards. straw hat down his
throat. hut the Horse Doctor was
called and removed il before The
hat was damaged 10 any great cN-
tent.
There is another presidential
possibility on the political hori-
zon. q young son having been horn
III the home of Atlas cpcls Friday
night.
Poke Eazlcy has been on the
sick list for several days. The
Horse Doctor says he has symp-
toms of tho hoof and mouth di-
seasc. Poke is anxiously await
ing developments.
1t has just leaked oui that The
trustees OF the school i'm The Calf
Ribs nciahborhood had falling
out With The teacher. and when
lie refused to resign they, moved
tho school house to whore he
could not find il.
Miss Hostcttcr Hooks has been
greatly puzzled foci The past few
days, as she has been unable,
after a thorough search OF tho
premises. to find her chewin. gum
She stuck up somewhere.
Tho stopper unrXpcctcdiv flow
out of Isaac Nrllwangcr' jug the
other day while he was going
along the road, and had not Raj
BARLOW been present To drink il
as fast as it ran out Isaac would
have lost the entire contents OF
tho jug.
Wash Hooks. who by a jury was
found not guilty Of stealing a lot
of sweet potatoes from the Blind
Man of the Calf Ribs nrighbor
hood. will probably be rcarrcstcd
us the potatoes. which he buried
until the excitement died down,
have sprouted and come up.
\ lady friend from the Calf
Ribs neighborhood is expected
here this week to I've the guest OF
Miss Flute Belcher. She will
wear her best clothes and fix UP
her hair right tight, and expects
to make quite favorable impress
sion during hcr stay in this vi
cinity.
Sim Flinders and Wash Hooks
engaged in shooting affray near
tho hog Hill graveyard yesterday
morning. Just before the diff
Guilty took place a jury was sum
moned To witness the affair so
that there would be no conflicting
testimony at the trial.
After reading the annual crop
report and finding that there were
several billion bushels Of corn
raised last season Jefferson Pot
locks has abandoned The idea of
raising his usual two acres of
corn the coming year. feelin. that
there vii. he plenty without it.
kaz BARLOW, who was i'm lick
Willie 'lsi week for a day. sustained
only slight in jurios in collision
With the approaching Ficllville
accommodation train, as both
waco travelling al d slow rate of
speed when the accident occurred.
Tho Wild Onion school teacher.
Ina cut oul bis geography class
until the war is over, as the irus
tees would rather he would re-
main neutral throughout.
Dunk Bolts, Regular Cor.
George Bingham.
Copyright, 1918, Adams SYN.
Washington Hooks calf has re-
Is,rped bone after plea SAINT stay