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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-28
M Hand Giants Sae Gilmore Be Fedat Enough for On


strides In this country In the pas.
~ $3.50 ~ zane opened beef has been discounted
$GSot strength and matter and coaching IN the
eS1asgoG uniformly improved large number OF
- noro dangerous but with the exception Oh
and Virginia. what have oeen con
Snes schools about the relation 10 the oue
knn Asss not mentioned with the three VINO nave
10 TN the that the Agses were
kes and Chester Brewer VINO snsn .s dssai
In 1910 the AssIes
O. put unique to victory over MarQuete
nv to score Inc most recent
OF 1905. scoreiess ne
yeas but the ract was hue
schedule It took Ann Aroor all OF seven
~ pears sgo little fellows were taking merry p slap
a Wesleyan kicxeo
~ no Brown Yale by Fl to count Inst
a v1cN tie fall out OF Yale ane In ~nn
face Of all the majesty OF tne oope
- ~ Srnndeet scoreiess recorded
~ solace and mere sist or ns ,s %
the year IN which ooth Case
6 Yootnen The tiny victory over
from the Ann Aroor point OF view
Syracuse for an IL TO uump
fuGn scce1ng wound tho season by an Immortal
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-28
BUSH'S RECORD
FADES QUICKLY

NEW ORLEANS. Oct. 2s.-Two
days after Reuben Bush set a new
record OF 10 for the Audubon golf
course here. Nelson whitney. cham.
pion OF the south. tore around for
So. The course u 5.s40 yards In
length. and the old record Of II
stood for IL years. Both Bush and
whitney played In the national
tourney at Detroit, and Whitney was
q real contender.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-28
THIS is A SWELL
DREAM, ANYWAY

NEW YORK. Oct 2S.--That James
Gilmore has broken with some Of
his associates and may soon be de-
posed 40 president Of the Federal
league. IL the latest baseball rumor
in Now York. II II even assorted
that John Heydler. secretary Of the
National league, may resign and
take Gilmore's job with the out
laws.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-28
Cantillon's Thoughtful Graft


Csntlon arrived his famous Misp The
White Sox main es the boats
think canton
finishing eighth place
the habit q taking HE players Hickman for October fishing
sh saa sv wise ls boat knew perfectly veil that the
be been running ne nnnsspcls team and winning
- go 80 rsAe1 = tn. turtle who IN The Mgh Of thsssl
80 014 ~ ~ ssaiiHss q Asseht ts1gnsa snl
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-28
"HOeBY" IS CURING
TOOTHAcHE NOW

Dick Hoblitzel, first sacker for
the Red Sox, is dentist during
the OF season. Hobby" always
carries around with him during
the baseball season kit Of
tools designed to assist ore in
rendering first aid to molar sui.
ferers. Players who havc been
given first aid to the wounded"
by him. insist that he's q real.
regular painless person.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-28
EVERETT GIVES
CENTRAL DATE
IN DECEMBER

BOSTON, Oct. 2s.-Everett high
and Detroit Central will not meet
for the national interscholastic foot,
ball championship this fall unless
the westerners viii consent to Z
game on Dec. Z. Nov. ~ has been
given 10 Waltham high for the set
Element Of the Greater Boston cham.
pionship.
Detroit Central will reach no de.
cision until after the Muskegon
game Saturday.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-28
OREGON TEAM TO
ARRIVE TO-DAY

EAST LANSING. Mich. Oct. "a
The football team OF the University
OF Oregon will reach Lansing some
time today IN Z private car. which
will be switched TO . point near, the
Asgie campus. The westerners viii
continue 70 Hive IN the. car. and will
practice on College held during the
morninEs. They have been on The
road since Monday morning.
The Angles are working on some
new plays and taking no chances Of
a slump through overconAdehcs.
Coach MackIin has been careful,
however. not to ovcrwork them this
week.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-28

CHICAGO, Oct. es--Mat weIIs
will be supplied with pointers In his
coming fight with Charlie White,
First he hired Freddie Gilmore. and
now Freddie Welsh Is giving him
some free coaching--by mail.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-28

nraa Dunne Stats Smith all together the eQuai Oh
Cagf that's good an answer a: any 70 the prsoes
tf n eatrrfne from Ann Arbor this week
40 ASges took Craigiess Michigan over the
Thon Jimmy and the Yomen phed
~ 1900 a Vanderbilt Syracuse Pennsy and Cornell the
UU4 % II to and ~ to o. Dunno StaAu ana
~ ~ ~ ~ enme Saturday because Of wounds
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-28
Syracuse Is Coming With
2l5-Pound Line, Yost Hears
Michigan Goes Back
to Practice In
Secret

ANN ARBOR. Mich, Oct. "a
Yest has ordered secret practice
again. whether he will open the
gates tor . while Friday wnsn the
student body plans TO march down
to the Aeld TO cheer the varsity be-
fore the game that decides whether
or not Michigan will have Q sue-
cessful year. II not known. Behind
the closed gates. Yost prepared his
regulars for the coming game BY
scrimmasing them with the fresh
men. There could be no better sort
Of practice for the varsity than the
freshmen a. they are the best fght-
ers on the isld. and they can teach
lots to the regular eleven In this
respect. But from the way the men
are picking up. this aght 10 coming
to them In vast quantities. Even
Rehor has been able to sprint 90
yards with the ball before any one
could catch him.
Though the exact work that Yost
Is putting the team through il not
known. II Is entirely within reason
that he Is attempting to bolster the
line. With Smith ready to start.
Yost will have Q team that can
plow, and he will make use OF this.
Mauibetsch and Eberw Elm are also
plungers, and the test Of success
falls upon them along with Smith.
Syracuse IL coming with two q
the heaviest guards ever reported
here, one tipping the beam mt IT'S
and the other at -240 These men
make the average Of the entire line
2lS pounds. II Yost starts Nieman
and Reh0r. the Michigan limo win
fall Oh d little but will be mors
than 200. So the prettiest battle q
tho day will be fought out between
these walls OF giants. and the
game will hang upon them.
Il II predicted here that Syracuse
will play the old army game. ana
there Is no doubt but that Michigan
has the better buckers. II the lime
holds its own or better. the victory
should be with the Wolverines.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-28
Kelley ereaks "a Ankle.

SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. 1s.-Fred
Kelley, champion hurlcr. broke an
ankle while playing football this
week at the University of Southern
California.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-28

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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-28
Or vsts Goes to v. Castle

~ euFfsat week. Harry Pollok. thinks he boss
- Welsh, ~ IT 70 securing bouts
e she scsibes He. however. prvile
MUn1 tho Here's lightweight champio,
~ ~ = form letter he h spreading broadcast:
11F:--x4o16ie Welsh 10 ready make the nrst OF
W pnnmooocDAjp matches which he intends this
4 1 51nn "a ~ isrst opponent,
~ Ioayo this press OF the country 80
~ ~ yeoneo1 q picking out . starter the softest
80 IN n)oo - IT. ~ designating your choice.
81 orfo1 vhom he shall hrst box sign
oGlLl1G ~ exceptionally contest and then
r. ~ 6Cu1ov v11eh stage champonship matches
ZE ~ tlobDl NA1r WIN get IT,
M NnG tlb eootoot h. win ~ ready make another
M M ~ M ooo1Ga1or for the lightweight ttle
mn1o01anp ~ within sfx weeks months the
~ eA,--isat n?
~ 4Don - ne ffvt ocs up?
s zfs ~ saf tseRs Very truly.
W. HARRY POLLOK
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-28
Psnasy's Secret Service

A1ny ny - said IN criticism concerning tht
@ eu8s q ne Unlvesy Of Pennsylvanis the QUAKER
M 9 ~ Iavo secret service above reprcech Wher
% nodoA - Aofeat Penusy more decistvev SATURDAY
1oGare1 that had they psssesssd few short forward
}S 1SSe 800 woui1 bssn massacre. To which
sssssU g short forward pssse: IN ne SmoEy Ciu
~ YhnApAianS, who took advantage Of the niotmA
1ov oue Pitt The strategy board at Ann Afbor
IN 6oM - UVDafe for the invasion 0 Phiadepnia can
r - tuU 0zp1anatSoos
cy "a hoiing somethius Of unique defense against
Il was Iong shot affair. and only the splendid
ouakog Qu0ytogback sAvod three ouchooWns
800 nnding themselves. The line then began "a
u tho secondary defense became no
the Pennsy hAlfoack a ~
~ outs3do IN end On the long side Of the
11111ek t1ayod aAout Is behind the scrtmmags
pyed hAf that distance back on the short side
20 5000 q ccmmept among the critics who
1 ~ think thst PENIS plans could have been
on ~ l1h fela SsAsral. unexpectedly shot forward
- 0l6A whegU the fullback was Is yards back and
~ 10y working Do Haft the only player from
- ~ $puonaHo Penns trsnches however. and he die
n E1srs1sfHs1 which being smashed beautifully and
~ estmIt snything like that for the Michigan game
~ eGGoooe again, with Ycst to ngure way q
/o1 10y vhether would b expected or not
W11yUno Oonbt1e1tion 10 that Penn has scouts who
llI6 ~ ~ o. x(eknsss Of Glenn Warmers remarkable
nn = - - ~ Daac
n e3Nt
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-28

1n1 mpCC0ehoAGtic athletics Michigan lost
4 49, Df1ak ~ Hurst died yesterday For Is Mr.
uttA stats Athletics capacity another.
- AInA college n 1907 and he has often recalled
IoVGGsoa 60 fo0tbaI although he
g pjAysr His high school football had been perpe
3HPN0W pneh1ng 40 had given his Elk
o4 to Line player. however. and participated
v1etcG1oo
~ 800 go M uusst Y. n. A.
$3.50 n athDeao. Five years ago the colleges
&A yo0ng athletes from Adrian. Tecumseh Palmyra
fuWD IA60 products
u them went TO Alma college where Hurst became field
q Alma capacity only years. coming
4 ~ ~ Insurance For the years. he has
foo1bau basketball official
sAanpionship high school complete without
D - heytun AingS. He Invariably found
n IN days IN the fal to help whip the Presbyterian
X1y NlD4 ~ ~ MI A. A. contests
athletics
o4 - u Ne state in the college high school
N01 ~ more prominent active coach
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12
"DAMON AND DPYTHIAS"
IN SUPERB FORM

A few months since the newspapers
carried story of the staging of the
story of Damon and Pythias" in a
grand way for the motion picture cam.
era, and members of the Knights of
Pythias have since then been anxious
to have a presentation here. They
have now secured it for the Holt OPP
era House for next Saturday evening,
to be given as benefit for the Knights
of Pythias band.
The play is one of the most expen-
sive and elaborate ever staged, and it
will appeal, not only to members Of the
order founded to commemorate the
brotherly love of these characters, but
equally by the general public, for the
story appeals to the better nature OF
all persons.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12
NEW CASTLE IN A NUTSHELL

A most attractive opportunity for
Hog Raising and Feeding and fatten-
ing of sheep and cattle awaits the
settler at New Castle. In fact, in the
near future this section will feed and
top for market more live stock than
any other district in the West.
New Castle stores its water for ir-
rigation in the high mountains twen-
ty miles away. This watershed has
the most dependable snowfall in the
State of Utah, thus insuring an ample
water supply. A large reservoir has
been constructed, where the water is
impounded, whence it is conducted
through tunnel one mile in length
to Pinto Canyon, through whose
rocky bed it flows twenty miles to
the main distributing system.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12
TOday's Oddest Story.

Butte, Mont, April 1O.-Fearing he
would see someone he liked better
while he was in Alaska, a young wom-
an forced Charles Hyland to enter
into contract to marry March l.,
1918, providing he matches her $5,~
900 with an equal sum. The latter
provision was Hyland's, who did not
want to accept any money from his
bride-to-be, and was going to make
his pile in Alaska. He gave her u
plain gold wedding ring, to be worn
for the first time March 1, 1918, if
he is successful in his chase for gold.
The authorities would not reveal the
girls name.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12
MARRIAGE LICENSES

Burleigh Austas Adams, SO, resident
of Brawley, and May Adams, %, res
ident of FL Paso.
Charlie B. Bradley, 26, and Mamie
E. Anderson, 16. Both are residents
of Holtville.
Tony T. Smith, 25, and May b
Bradley, IS. Both are residents OF
Holtville.
Jose Gonzales. 20, and Agapeta Mo
reno, 1S. Both are residents Of Braw
ley.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY.

STRAYED-To my place, one old gray
mare; weight 1000 pounds; branded
&C. NJ" on right hind leg. j. e..
Gleghorn, mile west on Main
street. Xz9o
FOR RENT-Cottage; furnished; 3
rooms and screened porch. 5S7 Com
mercial XZ9S
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12
Theatre Tulane
Applestill & Cook, Managers
TnAIn4T. Vaudeville and
lD|VIl.III Pictures
ADMISSION Is CENTS
GREATEST OF SHOWS
IN TWELVE FILMS

What is believed to be the most
spectacular show ever put on canvas
is "Cabiria," in 3 acts, covering II
films and requiring 3 hours for pre-
sentation. 1t is an historical vision
of the third century, B. Co." by Ga
brial D'Annunzio. The scenes are laid
in Catania. Syracuse, Carthage, the
Swiss Alps and in Cirta and Nnmidia
in Africa.
The Theatre Tulane has secured the
film for Thursday of next week and
seats will all be reserved, going on
sale at once.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12

Corn and wheat can be matured at
New Castle without irrigation. This
is the home of the sugar beet and the
potato. Among the hay crops, alfalfa
is King. Oats, barley, squash, melons.
onions, apples, peaches and in fact all
kinds of small fruits and truck gar
den products thrive at New Castle.
To those who are interested in rails
ing live stock-the most profitable
branch of farming-New Castle Of
fers exceptional advantages. The open,
free range affords grazing privileges,
while the cereals and fodder crops
that thrive so well at New Castle will
finish the animals for market. A
Transcontinental Railroad does the
rest
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12
Street Car Robbery.

San Francisco. April 12.-Shot III
the head and abdomen at | this morn-
ing by a bandit who held up street
car in South San Francisco, Motor
man German is believed to be dying
today. The robber took $14 from Con-
ductor Garbo, when German rushed to
his aid, and the bandit fired. Despite
his wounds, German wrested the gun
from him and fired thrice at the flee
ing bandit
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12
CITY AND VALLEY

II. IL. II. Club-The II. /. |. II. Club
gave dance Friday evening in honor
Of the K. K. K. club at the Davis
hall About thirty couples were pres
ent and greatly enjoyed the evening
Beautiful music was furnished and the
entire evening was spent in dancing
x y x
Theatre Tulane - An Orpheum
vaudeville act entitled "A Straight
Tip" presented by Leota Howard and
J. Mcdonald, will be an added attrac-
ton at the Tulane tonight. The regu-
lar program Of pictures will also be
shown. The usual , shows and nc
advance in prices.
y :; X
W. c. T. u. Officers-The newly
elected officers of the County w. c
r. u. are; Mrs. Imogene Aten, FL Cen
tro, president; Mrs. Caroline Wright
Imperial. vice president; Mrs. Ethel
Young. FL Centre, corresponding sec
retary; Mrs. Sylvia Feldman, Holtville
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12

The entire New Castle tract is un-
derlain with an inexhaustible supply
of the purest water at depth of
II to rs feet. On much of the land
it is sufficiently near the surface to
be pumped for irrigation.
CONSIDERING THE SOIL, Gil
MATE, WATER, MARKETS AND
SURROUNDING NATURAL RE-
SOURCES, NEW CASTLE OFFERS
THE BEST AND LAST OPPORTUN-
ITY FOR CHEAP LAND AND WA
TER. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR
HIGH GRADE, MODERATE-PRICED
LANDS, INVESTIGATE NEW CAS-
TIE, WITH IT'S MILD AND DE-
LIGHTFUL CLIMATE, REMARK
ABLY FERTILE SOILS AND EASY
ACCESS TO WORLD MARKETS.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12
Nelson Very Ill.

Kansas City, April 12.-William r..
Nelson, owner of the Star, is sinking,
and his family reamin at his bedside.
Nelson is generally conceded to pub
lish the highest type of newspaper
in America.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12

recording secretary, Mrs. Lizzie hra-
mar, Silsbee, treasurer.
x X
l.. & s. Theatre-"All Aboard" a
2-part comedy, a Pullman joy ride,
IN 2 sections, engineered by Al Chris
tie. Among the distinguished passen-
gers are Lee Morgan, Victoria Ford
and Eddie Lyons, all laugh makers.
"SiX or Nine" a battling detective
story, and "a Matter Of Parentage,
a drama of today, complete the pro-
gram. Coming tomorrow, tenth epl-
sode. "The Master Key"
x x ;:
Christian Auxiliary-The Woman's
Auxiliary of the Christian church will
meet at the home of Mrs. j. w. Lind
say, 563 Brighton street, Tuesday aft
ernoon at 2:30 o'clock. Mrs. j. ".
Colson is leader for the afternoon. A
good program is assured. The roll
will be called. The topic will be "A
Black Cloud of Witnesses" Subjects
for special prayers, Jamaica" and
Liberia" Scripture reading by Mrs.
Georgia Sprouse, Psalm 14S. "Chil-
dren of the Bible: Two Boys Kings
"Joash," Mrs. Oscar Sweeney; 90
siah," Mrs. G. E. Kennedy. Mission
study, India and China" Mrs. f. E.
Clements. an Red Mans Land" Mrs.
J. F. Seymour. Roll call response by
members. The social hour will fol-
low the program and most enjoy
able time is anticipated. Friends are
always welcome to these helpful meet
ings, whether members of the organi-
Zation or not
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12

New Castle is located on the line
of the Salt Lake Route in Southwest
ern Utah. 1t lies adjacent to a region
immensely rich in natural resources.
Extensive grazing lands and vast de-
posits of coal and iron surround the
tract.
New Castle is a land of sunshine.
It's pure invigorating atmosphere is
protector of health and a foe to dis
ease. For region having all four
seasons, it's climate cannot be eXcelled.
The soils at New Castle are deep
and exceedingly fertile. The slope Of
the land is ideal for irrigation. The
drainage is perfect. Sage brush and
the native grasses grow luXurlantly on
these virgin lands.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12
MAINLY PERSONAL

A. w. Swanson was a visitor in
Brawley today.
Mrs. c. Cooper, who has been spend
ing the past month visiting in the
East, returned to Ell Centro yester-
day.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12
Testimonies BY Farmers

Have farmed i'm Idaho. Nevada
and Utah. but never was as well
satisfied as at New Castle.
DAVE THOMPSON.
Sept. 16, 1914.
| have never failed to raise
good crop of dry corn in fifteen
years. Will cut two crops of al
falfa planted this year.
A. p. WINSOR.
Sept. %, 1914.
| know of no place that offers
greater possibilities in an agricul-
tural and livestock line.
GLEN ELDREDGE.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12

The second year alfalfa will cut
from four to five tons per acre.
had eighty acres, on which the first
crop averaged four feet high.
have seen alfalfa grow forty inches
in thirty-six days. | have put up
about six hundred tons this year.
ANTON WINS, JR.
Sept. 2l, 1914.
My cash payment of better than
$4,000 on tract of sage brush land
a mile north of the TOwnsite tells
you what think of New Castle.
CLARENCE ELDREDGE.
October 2, 1914.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12
losses SURELY PREVENTED

by Cutters Blackieg Pills. Low
priced. fresh. reliable: preferred by
Western Stoclumen because they pro-
tect where other vaccines fail.
Write for booklet and testimonials.
TO-. dose pkge. Biaokleg Pills Si.0O
so dose pkae. Blackleg Pills 400
Use any injector, but Cutters best.
Of Cutter products is due to over Il
ng in vaocines and serums only.
s.. If unobtainable. order direct.
Berkeley, California.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12

rebate will be allowed This
that dand
CAN'T FALL DOWN ON THESE TERMS
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-12

popular slogan present and while it good ADVICE Tor genera
intended business coiuono' "
GOOD for the person who thinks OF purchasing d
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-08-12
ALL FARMERS OUGHT
TO HAVE SOME HOGS
Not Necessary Nor Desirable to
Devote Time and Attention
to Fancy Strains.

II ought to be within The reach of
all farmers to produce hogs, whether
grades, Chester Whites, Berkshires.
Poland Chinas or the bacon type OF
hogs or any Of the other improved
breeds, and by selection and attention
ia subsequent breeding and regard
tor the plain principles with which
every farmer should make himself ac-
quainted to improve and maintain the
standard OF swine upon the farm.
II is neither necessary nor desirable
that the farmer should convert his
yards and houses into breeding estab-
lishments and devote his time and at
tention to breeding fancy strains or
families. at the expense of his pork
producing operations.
II the production OF pork is the sole
object of the farmer II is within his
power TO so improve his swine that for
all practical purposes they are as prae-
teal and profitable as though they de-
scended from the best names in the
herd books.
He wants hogs that will fatten we'll
and his practical eye should select a
bunch of sood hogs without reference
10 their pedigrees.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-08-12
CBy w F. PuRpuE)

Wy W NlNblGl
II is q common error that all mules
are vicious. To kick like n mule" is a
proverbial and misleading saying
Mules are not worse than horses in
this respect. While II should be de.
MED that mules are naturally vicious.
Il is undoubtedly true that some are
made so by ill.treatment and abuse.
The same Is true uf horses. In gen.
eral. the mule is quiet and patient in
temperament. and. when properly In
structed during its youth. is just as
steady and reliable rs horse. II is
much easier to take a mule colt in
hand at an early age and train IL prop
erly than Il Is to take az older animal
that has been misused and overcome
any habits or tricks arising from
years of poor management Kindness
Is the best policy In dealing with
mules as we'll as with other domestic
animals. Mules that are accorded de
cent. humane treatment when young
nearly always make docile and tract.
able work animals, and are always
ready to respond to good. common.
sense treatment The mule that is
roundly abused becomes ugly in the
same way as the horse develops
viciousness when he is continually
mistreated.
The mule foal's education should be-
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-08-12
GOOD FERTILIZERS
FOR STRAWBERRIES
Tankage, Peruvian Guano, Fine
Ground Bone and Sulphate
Of Potash Are Favored.

The following are recommended In
the culture q this fruit
Tankage O. Peruvian suSno. eao
pounds per acre; fneEround bone.
l.eao pounds, lcv-gradc sulHhate Of
potash. 500 pounds; nitrate OF soda,
100 pounds
All these nay he mixed. applied
after blowing and Before setting
plants and thoroVrhly incorporated
in Tire soil hy harrowins
Dried blood. go Poands per acre,
low grade s1lphAte of potSsh. 600
pounds; ;ankRse or Peruvian ElAzo.
60 Poup6s; hasic-slaE neal 1909
pounds. nitrate o. soda, ioa pc1nds
The Stag is not mixed With the
bloOa. tARkase or guAnO. as IL causes
a loss of ammonia II Is better 70
apply the Stag BY Itself h1t al the
other materials nay - Eixs3 BE
fore arphcatisa.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-08-12
INFORMATION EASY TO GIVE
Daddy Happily In Possession Of
knowledge az TO Where One Vac
uum Was Located.

The good man had Just been in
formed by the only person who could
possibly possess the information that
he hadn't an ounce OF sense, that he
lad never had an ounce OF sense, and
that there was not the remotest
chance that he ever would have an
ounce OF sense.
Having beef assured on these
points. the good man turned to his
paper. only to be interrupted by his
young son and heir:
Father said the boy, what is a
vacuum and where can find one?"
My boy. replied the good man, "if
We are to assume that your mother is
qualified to speak on the subject.
possess the only real vacuum in the
neighborhood, and. for your further In
formation. 1t is situated just between
my collar and the glossy open space
where | used to grow hair"
You mean your dome?"
Yes, my son. that is the family vac
uum"