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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-24

Esq. w. w. CARROT. the new post
master at Pembroke, entered upon
his duties at Pembroke this week,
succeeding 7. A. Miller.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-24
DAVID AND
GOLIATH
A POetical Account Of To-
mOrrOw'S Sunday School
Lesson.
WRITTEN BY AN IRISH BARD.
A Full and True Account, In
Common Meter, Of This
Single Combat.

The space occupied by the annexed
poem will not be grudged by our
readers as appropos to to-morrow's
Sunday School lesson, as a more hui
morous or smoothly-howing example
of off.hand versification has seldom,
if ever, found it's way into print.
The only mistake of the author is in
not giving his name, so that man.
kind might give him due credit:
The brightest boy ould Jesse had
Was David-youngest son;
He was bould and active lad,
Well liked by livery one.
Altho' he had to moind the sheep,
To l'arn he was so sharp;
Whin other boys wor' fast asleep
He'd practice on the harp.
'Twould make the birds of heaven
hide
Their heads to hear him sing;
He'd murther half the country side
Wild pebbles and sling.
And thin the sootherin' ways he knew
To capture young and ould:
The female sex-Och, whillielu!
Twas there wor' his best hould.
When David was some eighteen year
Of age, or thereabout,
Betune the haythen and Judaar
| A bloody war broke out.
lHis brothers listed for the war;
Begorra! they wor' daisies
His father tux a contract for
To sell the army chaases.
David" the ould man said one day,
You'd loike little thramp;
Jist load some chaases on the dhray,
And take 'em down to camp"
He dhrove to camp and sought
straightway
The commissary's tint;
He got voucher for his pay,
Thin to his brothers whit.
He found 'em lookin' mighty blue,
And in a dhreadful fright;
Retrate was what they wished to do,
But divil bit to fight.
A big, black bully, tin fut tall,
Was bluffin' all the Jews,
And throops and staff and Gin'ral
Saul,
Wor' quakin' in their shoes.
Goliath was the craythur's name,
A howlin' Philistine,
His sword was loike the lightnin's
flame,
His spear was loike a pine.
He wore upon his back and breast
Tin thousand pounds of brass;
The shine of him, completely dhress-
ed,
Would smash lookin' glass.
And livery day the haste would shtrut
Infiamed wild dhrink and pride,
And kept all Israel closely shut
In lines well fortified.
Come out" he'd bawl, come out
of there,
Beyanty your dirthy works;
Come, ov we dare, and fight me fair
Yez bloody, Habrew Turks!"
But livery faithful Israelite
Said, Lave the blaggard be;
Av coorse, no dacint Jew can fight
Wild SIGH low thrash as he."
This sort of thing was well and good
Till David jined the throop;
Whin he the matter understood,
Bedad! he raised whoop:
1T is a burning sin and shame"
| He said, upon me word,
To hear this haythen hound defams
The chosen Of the Lord.
"And since no other man has felt
| A wish to tan his hide,
I'll fight him for the champions belt
And fifty pounds side"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-24

A negro Alderman was elected in
Chicago in the recent landslide.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-24

Germapy's lsss potato crop
amounted 10 SO. 200 600 metric tons.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-24

II. ID. AbEhNAId1
Inspector.
The schedule of the prices for the
week was as follows:
Trash $1.50 to 1913
Lugs $500" S5.75.
Com Leaf $500 to $3.50.
Med Leaf $500 to $3.50.
Good Leaf 5000 to $3.50
Week ending Apr. %. 1915 Unsold
stock Jan. 1. 1915, 1,453 hogsheads.
Sales for week. .........3 2 Hhds.
Sales for year. ........... 244 Hhds.
Market active and higher on all
grades.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-24
RAINS DO
MUCH GOOD
Tobacco Market Shows Both
Strength and Activity
This Week.
SALES RUN OVER 100000 LBS.
Average Price On Loose Floor
Sales This Week Was
$7.26.

The improved weather conditions
had good effect on the tobacco
market this week. The early sales
showed the market active and high
er on all grades. The rains which
began Tuesday night have made it
possible to handle the tobacco more
freely and deliveries were larger
yesterday than for several days,
both at the loose floors and factories.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-24

Continued on Fourth Page)
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-24
WATCH HE DATE

After your name. renew
promptly. and not misss num-
Der. The Postal regulations
require subscriptions to be
paid in advance.
Evening star., 1915-12-05
Places of Big Conventions.

Since the convention at Chickering
Hall in 1857. national conventions of
the league have been held as follows.
1889, Baltimore, Md. 1890. Nashville.
Tenn: 1921. Cincinnati. OHIO; 1892, Buff
faIo, y. y. 1893. Louisville. KY. 1888.
Denver. Cos; lS95. Cleveland. Ohio;
Evening star., 1915-12-05
Learned Language Here.
Pictures of Spanish Life.

The Spanish American Atheneum has
had meetings every month, which
haze been of special interest to Ameri-
cans desiring to acquire the Spanish
language and knowledge Of Spanish
literature. Addresses delivered at it's
meetings are almost always in Spanish
as well as entertainments of music
readings, etc.
Evening star., 1915-12-05
Mr.. Redfeld to Co to New York

Secretary Redfeld plans to go ia
New York December 10 to speak that
evening before the civic Club Of Brook
lyn on THE American Merchant Ma :
rIne" He Will return 10 Washington
December II.
Evening star., 1915-12-05
L. F. Post Goes to New York.

Assistant Secretary Louis F. Post
Of the Department Of Labor has left
for New York. where he is sched :
uled TO speak tonight at Cooper Union
on. THE Twelve Commandments.
Evening star., 1915-12-05
Washfngtonians Will Attend.

Many washingtonians have signified
a wish to be present at the dinner. and
as it is to be a subscription dinner.
rather than one whose attendants Will
be selected by invitation. the arrange
ments committee is asking the bust
ness and professional men of Washing
ton who edsire to attend to commun1-
cate by telephone or letter with Henry
NJ Camp. T Lincoln Townsend or John
G. Capers, at republican headquarters
In the Riggs building. or with either
of these Washingtonians at their re-
spective Offices. The arrangements
committee is anxious to have as many
reservations from Washing tonians as
early as possible. SO that details of
seating, etc, may be satisfactorily
taken care of without a rush at the
last minute.
1t is being said that the first big
paign of 1916 will more than likely be
fred at the dinner The republican
national committee will be in session
in Washington at the time of the din
ner. and its members will be the guests
of the republican leagues upon that oc-
casion In addition it is expected that
practically every republican member OF
Congress, Senate as we'll House. Will
attend The list of speakers has not
been completed, but it is expected that
il win include John Hays Hammond.
who is president of the National Re
publican League: Senators Borah,
Minis: former Senators Root and Bur
ton, former Vice President Fairbanks.
Gov Whitman of New York and
al hers
Evening star., 1915-12-05

1896. Milwaukee, Wis; 1897. Detroit
Mich; 1898, Omaha, Neb.; 1900, ST. Paul,
Mimi; 1902, Chicago, ILL.,, 1904, IN
dianapolis. Ind: 1906. Philadelphia: "a
1908, Cincinnati, Ohio; 1910, New YORK,
\. Y: 1912, Chicago, Ill.
AT each of these conventions dlstln-
guished party men have been partici-
pants in the proceedings and nave
given expression to utterances that
have provided important material 1of
ensuing campaigns.
Men who have risen to the presidency
have often been guests and active sup
porters of the leagues work. When
Mckinley was President he said:
The league is the army of the vol
unteer in the cause of national prog
ress. 1t sounds a warning of apathy
and proclaims the need of organlza- :
ton 1t deserves the attention and
encouragement of the well WlsherS OF
the nation.
Roosevelt Praised League.
When Theodore Roosevelt was Presi-
dent. he said:
Money cannot buy the kind of work
the league is doing. 1t arouses young
men to important public service. I
heartily approve of the league and its
mission"
When Taft was President. he said:
The enthusiasm of the league is
good augury of the result in the COM
ing elections because you believe in
the republican party; be cause you be-
lieve that it keeps its promises. be-
cause YOU believe the party Is one that
has cohesive power enough and gov
ernmental experience and statesman
ship enough to do things: because you
believe that it has in it the moral force
to resist selfish influences that attempt
to turn it from its purpose, and to pur-
sue a course consistent with the pub
lie interest"
Officers of the League.
The officers of the league are: Pres
dent, John Hays Hammond, Glouces-
ter, Mass: vice president, Z. Mont
Reilly, Kansas City; vice presidents,
Job f. Hedges, New York city: John Q.
Yeiser. Omaha, Hy ID. Davis, Cleye-
land. and Henry S. Jackson. Atlanta;
serGeant-at- arms, James j. Davis,
Philadelphia: secretary treasurer ID. b.
Atherton. New York: assistant secre-
tary, T. Lincoln Townsend, Washing
ton, general counselor, John G.. Ca
pers, Washington.
Evening star., 1915-12-05
ATHENEUM TO PRESENT
COMEDY IN TWO ACTS
"Zaragueta" Is Described as De-
picting Spanish Life in
Salamanca.


The Spanish Atheneum is
MAKING elaborate nran,r.+;ons fo, the
,-a. ..,l - 20 : -
:" a. 'oi'ieus' Zaras ue'a' which u
is TO present at Rauschers Tuesday
evening. The performance is to be
u1.a unuer me a~,rec.ion ~ OF sehora sonora Sosaflo e:
widow of Prof F. w Morrison former
ly of the department of modern Ian
guages at the Naval Academy
At the conclusion of the perform-
ance Sonora Morrison will dance her
native dance GA Seyillasnas" and
Miss H. c. Howard and Mrs. s s Duns
for+b u,;1I .i,n c,,,r;st co.,.
~
me COMEDY OF Zaragueta is de-
sertDed pE its projectors as picture
OF spanish NE IN Salamanca, and the
ainereht roies are 10 De portrayed by
lhui'lduais VINO are members OF Vari-
oes hatiohaiities Inc actors ana ac-
Iresses nave learned spanish IN the
Clited states. some OF them nave
llFeo IN spanish countries, but the
never been out Of the United States,
Evening star., 1915-12-05
The BANQUET Committees

The committees in charge OF ar
rangements for the banquet are:
Speakers COMMUNICATION G. Capers,
south Carolina; George II. Moses, New
Hampshire, and oliver a. Phelps, Con-
uecticut.
Reception committee-Ralph w. Lee.
District of Columbia; George Curtis
Peck. New York, and Marion Butler.
North Carolina.
Banquet committee-Henry NJ Camp.
Connecticut; William II. Estey, New
York. and William Tyler Page, Mary
land
Decorations committee-E. G. Gra-
ham Iowa; Walter p. Scott, West Nir-
Iinia and George l.. Whitford, New
Hampshire.
Press committee-Edgar c. Snyder.
Nebraska; Charles NJ. Shinn. West Nir-
2inia. and Isaac r. Hit, Illinois.
Ticket committee-William ]. Dow,
Missouri: Thomas NJ. Holt, Ohio. and
George Mclaughlin, California.
Evening star., 1915-12-05
Fighting Blood Is Up.

The National Republican League is
the outcome of meeting of repre-
sentatives of republican clubs of the
United States held in Chickering Hall.
New York city. December -. 1887. At
the time of its formation the spirit
of James G. Blaine permeated the
ranks of the republicans. and the fight
ing blood OF Young republicanism was
everywh here aroused. II was proposed
TO strengthen the republican organiza- :
tion by Interesting young men in. poll
tics, especially first voters and inde-
pendents.
II was understood in the beginning.
and has continued TO be understood up
to this time, that the league was to ad-
vocate promote and maintain republi
can party principles and not to suggest
or promote candidates for Office in ad
vance of the action Of the regular
party conventions. After the conven-
tions nominate the campaign work Of
the league begins. Its work in the
field OF organization, education and
agitation goes on all the time
Evening star., 1915-12-05
BANQUET OF G. O.P.
TO Be OPENING GUN
Every Presidential Aspirant
Possible Expected to Be
Among the Speakers.
POLITICIANS IN CAPITAL
ARE EAGER TO ATTEND
Also Many Washington Citizens
Will Take Advantage Of 0ppor-
tunity to Hear Speeches.

Politicians and others in Washing
ton and throughout the country who
are interested in what the republicans
intend to do in the coming polltical
campaign are keeping their ears close
to the ground. so to speak, for an
nouncement in regard to the banquet
to he given at the New Willard Hotel
Monday evening, December 10. under
the auspices of the National Repub-
Iican League and the League of Re
publican State Clubs.
A general impression is growing that
the coming nominee of the republican
party will be present at the dinner.
which has already been characterized
as a republican love feast" inasmuch
as the list of speakers at the dinner Is
expected to include, before IT is com
pleted, practically every man who has
been prominently mentioned in con
nection with the presidential contest
to be held next year.
Evening star., 1915-12-05

German silver manicure
and toilet set. consisting
of bristle brush. comb.
powder jar, buffer, nail
file and Salve jar. Hand
some patteru.
Evening star., 1915-12-05

$500 Persian Cdracul Coats. S64.75
Magncenty made of long curly ustrous caracul
pes superbly lined with fancy silk popln large convertible
collar OF genuine ermne genuine fitch natural skunk
with deep cuffs match Generous wide flare models with
wide stitched-on belt.
Magnificent $3.50 French Seal Goats. 500 IS
OF selected dyed pets threequarerlength swagger
pie model; sef-noched collar, convertible will Fancy
guaranteed Innings
Evening star., 1915-12-05

The one Incompatible talking
machine that has won the high
est recognition among those who
seek to perpetuate their giving by
making it useful, entertaining and
a lasting JOY in the household.
Evening star., 1915-12-05
Wom7n's Fur-Trimmed Suits. $3.50

Regular S24.50 values BY every standard q comparison
Fabrics include English whpcords poplns d1agonals and
ccvios The long flare coats IN ripple bcted and PLAIN
effects are well represented. Staple blues and blacks
Evening star., 1915-12-05
eIve-piece Toilet and Manicure Sets. Sc 90

beautiful pattern-eXtra-heavy back
comb, mirror, hair receiver two
cuticle knife buttonhook in
lined box.
Evening star., 1915-12-05

a very massive and un-
usually handsome Toilet
Set of german silver;
comb. brush and mirror:
packed in a handsome box.
Evening star., 1915-12-05

We go even further than that
for YOU can arrange to pay as
little as 25c Neek-THINK OF
THAT!
Evening star., 1915-12-05
WOmen's Handsome Fur Trimmed Coats
Our Christmas Gift to You $3.50 Value
Two of Goats Are Pictured

| rfnthnn adauh lie emoek ofue
nofs chin chin of fur,
|
! Anthemod is styled, at
/ 25n-hs around Q o
nb ackony.H newnh
| A srevepml of We ec1 bn %
| he1 the line
i 1in hei ivnhsn ke1relb
d d
Evening star., 1915-12-05
Women's Sl395 Goats, SS.95

D
novelty corded chcvot. full length, with decided
flare Collar can be high low as desired Double
plush add further slartness oolors are
blue and
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-27

COUNTY COURT.
SPECIAL Tenn GIBBS
N.-f.. on garfe wst-r--
Trial Term GIBBS. t.
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AUCTION SALES.

Rl Writ p OBJ ~EYERAL ,HATrEL MORT.
kAs.. Ja-.1 t,us.e-. AI--ioncer sells to-lsy !
o'I.1sk @ m. a. 'hs S'ofero0m - Ro'A a 60
y. {ui l.-f 2tI street Borough - Manhattan
saloon Nr'Ir.s formerly ~ Nls 600 Nrs- hester
Avenue Borough Hrrt 900 seventh Avenue afi
$50 seventh Avenue NafousI Manhattan
RY WRIT D. - default d.. ,Aate mortgage Michael
I.lt f. Tnu5 Alas,l41 t+n.alI iaa No>tr4..f.
AurfInf,er .,.. .eI TODAY At lU 'N % 2. s..,
KrraIway Manhattan Ssh register sewing ma .ine
a-I -Lal-.- rAtl-., 10.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-27
UprHE HUDSON.
By DAYLIGHT

Nj service Daily Except >uRda,
bret Es. t.r .'irrs -r az srl1s n
',.s..I, ~sr...Cs tie Affrrfirss n. r..
go >rr'H Mgsr Restaurant
....,.-..s - go 4 - q, 8
9.A ~ f'-g 70 u-. l.r- N.-s.'.s'''
Pau. ...c.I. ffr Ff. CetFrI -
~. no A'rs.t A. H'.1gf rsi. ~.
-.t,lea N.e Ia-s 49, Afs re,,,t -
one ia, Outings 10 Poughkeeg.i.
Newpurgh. or West Point
special Decoration Dcy Tr!o. =.
Kingston Point and return IN ,is.,,..
"HenIrick Hud.on md "W ash'ngta,
Irving"
on S1turda,. Ma, 29th. steamer A
bans viii leave De~bro,-e, - Las N
ied ~. >: ". l2gth - ECO 2. " ~.
yonker.. West Point. Ne',hu-gh. Pon,h
keepsle. Kingston Point. (atskili ill.,
son. and arriving - ilhsn, abort n
r. "
For Amy NaNy baseball tame "a,
ur,IaS. Nav - take morning bar -.
and return by >tr Mar, Pow ~. leaving
West Point $50 -. "
Mary Powell .FryIre between We.
Iork and Kingston begin. Jure I.t
F-....-.. 20 i'. If f.i as
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-27
SITUATIONS WANTED.

81 rLEE VALET English Pr;c,'ant. thorough
rs experienced 81 an o jesr,' exc eut ~
rrt..r, ,iy ur country lndls'riA Assn. II
West ~ 81, Tei $40 BIZ at
Females.
COOK Young Finnish cir. "a 80. q cooA very
ueI Cling h.s' reference 'I,,iih Ascu,p. go
ieNil ION Te. e. ltU4
COOK AMI La \DHESS CHAMBf ltMAlD All
~. lrlISS Finnish Srls ues' r.f'feHlcs ia
,ia Asc.D ESQ LeAiuS' o. -. f.aEA
not sLNUhhEK -Flnunn AmtneAn Nfoas
tx ciD - ,ountp vicei.ent references tenu
AIens = l-ith Il Ph'ne 5:i5 hsf'en
LAt NpRi - DO shire h'sh,s' lef,-.,e Finnish
gd JIssla AseuV. $50 LcsiHgio " Tie.
a. Plaza
NJRSE Finnish hest reference. e1c,.l.lt san
stress t.D willing JussllA AseDy. $50 LeIlns
ton Tel sN Plaza
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-27
Expres, Stc-I Steamships
Massachusetts and Bunker Hill

NITUONULITAN LTNE
New York 10 Boston. 1.-the way by-~at.r.
every day IN the week, ) 2. NJ. Same service
returning Luxurious appointments. Nam
Deck Dining Room, Superior service.
Unsurpassed faoilhcs for expedition. and
careful handling Of AUTOMOBILES,
Horses. Freight and Express.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-27
SCHOOL. AGENCIES,

American and Foreign IeacnerN AGrncy.-
Supplies Professors. Teachers. Tutors
Governesses etc 10 Colleges. Schools and
Families Apply 10 Mrs NJ. J. YOUNG.
FULTON. - Union square
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-27
Eastern Steamship Lines
Over the Holidays
take your Automobile
To B0ST ON

Hundreds Of delightful trips; perfect
roads. B,autifu' North and South
Shores Of Massachusetts,; Concord,
Lexington; Cape Cod (see the canal;
White Mountains. Return same route
or Motor home
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-27

Civil csl.ndsr-Psr " fAECi'rr Part v
ROY
OF EE\S COT NTl.
SUPREME COURT

Trial 1rm SCI ODER
Calendar Boz Par ! a. 80 -1
J. ' required Inst TIE rsiao 20 TRIAL COUNSEL D.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-27
sHERIFT'S AUCTION SALES.

DANIEL GKtI NWAiD Sher~s slctl .cer 90 .
Ills lsf. Il4r..ar MAJ 80 Dol IA 40
Cam. f. Weis.~rs.rs Wtrfhnu.e -J tlr,Ie g
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-27
sveeoeAtes COURT CHAMBERS scHrIz =
rfftRffs APPoINTtn-sUpREMt cOURI.

T,lal 7srm- ~CHj IL =
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STEAMERS At FOREIGN PORTS.

ARRIVED
- IIa.-r VIA. IA. -ia.. BE- Sea iora. Oar
DAMS uu-..f Sea- inra
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-27

- r.-......t r..'s ~..ut-f rs... Ks'-
I.... ,.....te- ~..-. ErsHt e.. Lco
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173 Pieces of
Hair Cloth

MAN : GHIfENhAGEN er.r-
SAM II GlNSBrhG Deputy sher-
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sURRoGArts COURT cHAmBtss.


civ COURT
SrsrIal Tf-n-Psr ~tNNf Oh
I.-....rr it-.m.erzA Hea' sane
t,.rI.. tf.".rf Same
Ta.ftfs. YOUNG ... sane
f....I.I.. % NYt ~rhef t0le. sane
Nerrfr CHrtrs Nr.r.frld sans
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-27

vfCnre~g irc T.ct a. q + T.'~'s ard 'f-
,,,. alton IL, pr Pr Corfqrdf $3.50. u'.)
ell Io-,rfs' -. g Tr1nefC- ~ OM.'7
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-27

L.,sl ca.la' Record. Tile following ."Ia. r''.
.-r- %. Ne,-.s- I4rrau Shows Oil. changes r.
.. .,rrer,r-e ~ o. 'av tse~'5 -Four hours. IN
or,-...I .JtH ,se corresponding ia'e - as
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-01-14
THE FISH AND THEIR HOUSE.

THE FISH AND THEIR HOUSE.
One day a fish that lived in a large
poysd came to the surface and Topped
upcE the bank. Then he Topped along
until he was quite q way from the
pool, for he was an fnQuisitive fish
and wanted to know how the people
who came to the pond fishing lived.
lie thought they were SO queer lOOk-
ing, he felt sure their homes mus. be
queer also.
When he saw the houses and the
windows and doors he became a dis
contented as well as an inquisitive fish.
and hurrying back to the pond he Hoped
into the water and down to the depths
and to tell his companions what he had
seen.
NOW, what you want 10 a house." he
told them. IF we had a house with
windows and doors we would be safe
from those fishermen who come here
with the cruel hooks.'
but how can we get those houses?
asked another fish. I'VE cannot build
houses, and we must live in the water
mo, we cannot build houses and our
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-01-14
Jayhawker Jots

AS the Conway Springs Star says:
The high price of wheat makes the
people smile-until they think Of the
price they will have to pay for flour.
Considering the husbands that
some Of the women pick out, says Verd
Napier of the lola Register, it is not
surprising that the peddlers can sell
considerable tinware. ~
Local Improvement note in the
Americas Greeting: The cutters along
the sidewalk had their semi-annual
cleaned out twice a year whether they
cleane dout twice year whether they
need it or not.
Some of the old fashioned boys are
attending the school at Americas.
They put a dead mouse on the fur
mace at the school house recently and
siderable recess while the odo1tferous
fumes were in possession of the build
ing.
"A story that originated in Welling-
ton tells of a man there who sent his
little boy to the pOstOffice to mail an
important letter, and gave him two
pennies with which to buy q stamp
and put on 1t. When the boy re-
turned home he said proudly: e"l seen
lot of men pokink letters In "a little
place, and when no one was looking !
slipped yours in without paying"
Musings of the Village Deacon in
1.-THE Osborne County Farmer. A fat
woman always cheers up every time
she meets another woman who is just
a little bit fatter. !. Considering
the amount of advice there is float
ing around loose some people appear
| get along very poorly. You
can say this for the women clubs that
meet IL the afternoon: They are max
ing lot better cooks out Of the
men. 1t is all right to marry
for love. but the love that is placed
beside the full Harder has a better
chance to last than the love that has
to worry along on promises and brok-
en- resolutions. You can be pref
ty smart and still not understand q
legal notice.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-01-14
Globe Sights
: BY THE ArcHIsoN GLOBE.

No man can smell his own pig pen.
A liar and a coward are about the
same thing.
Sometimes plain fits are mistaken
for Inspirations
Sympathy also frequently goes
where 1t isn't wanted.
Most wedding notices read about
the same, the world over.
1t isn't probable that the checker
champion is any girls hero.
When a man screams that he is
dying he probably will recover. I:
There are few successful limitations
Of youth. although plenty who try it.
Whenever an Atchison man makes
a mistake he shouts: Rotten cue.
rotten cue."
A man can join so many mutual aid
societies that his family will starve to
death.
The rule is that goods offered below
cost are the ones you don't want or
need, are they not?
You must keep every promise you
make or people will foreclose on you
in one way or another.
Some domestic felicity Is also based
on the fact that the woman isn't very
well acquainted with her husband.
A vegetarian may live longer, al
though we aren't sure, but he pays
too much for the privilege II that is
true. 80 "a 's'f- Sfs@ = RI