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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-13
EXCESSIVE SPEED RUINS
TRUCK TIRES RAPIDLY
Common Fauit of Truck Drivers II
Speed, says Service Manager Of
Goodyear Tire Company.

Running truck tires at excessive
speeds is common fault among truck
drivers says r. S. Wilson. manager of
the service department OF the Good
year Tire and Rubber Co.
The effect is the same as running
them over rough roads. for speeding
magnifies every irregularity. The tires
will absorb the shocks when the truck
is operated at the recommended rate OF
speed, but increasing the speed greatly
instance. doubling the speed makes the
force of these shocks four times as
great.
when you consider the shocks a
truck tire must absorb when driven
carefully, you can understand how the
tire is taxed beyond it's limit of the
power TO absorb when driven at excess
sive speed.
There Is no form OF truck tire abuse
which is more expensive than speed
ing. II man set out to ruin get
Of truck tires. he could not fnd a
quicker way than to run the truck.
heavily loaded. at excessive speed. This
is a sure way to destroy tires. and yet
We see II almost daily.
In the nrst place. there is the dan
ger that the centrifugal force in a
swift-moving tire Will tear the soft
rubber from it's base. and generate a
heat that will cause the rubber to de-
teriorate. No matter how great the
cushioninE qualities Of the rubber. the
tire does not have time to accommo date
itself to the rough surface OF the road.
and the destructive joltinG caused Will
be very costly. An expensive truck can
very soon be Jared out of commission
by speeding.
1T is surprising how the mileage OF
a truck tire can be increased through a
little care, and inevitable that II must
deteriorate rapidly II abused through
excessive speeding"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-13

LynchhurE Tobacco Sales.
LfNCHBURG, VA. June l2.-The re-
ports show that the tobacco sold on the
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-13

A.<-Railroad crossing.
43.6-Railroad crossing to Prospect.
H2-Straisht ahead
60.0-To right.
5t.8-Farm ville-follow T. g. W. rail-
road marrow gauge) to
72.7-Cumberland:m main road to
SS.4-To left into CIrtersville.
S9.4-Cartersville--l turn by Car
tersville Bank, down hill to
bridge over James River too
narrow for cars to pass on
bridget.
S9.S-Pemberton; railroad crossing.
92.4-Eade's Store: to right.
95.1-Brick church: straight road to
right.
97.4-Three squares: to left
! o0.0-Licking Hole Greek Bridge: slow.
! o6.2-Goochland: bear right on James
River Road.
Farm.
ls.s-Approaching Sabot: slow: be
careful. sharp turn TO left at
Sabot store.
river road to
1l32-Byrd Park. Richmond; left on
Boulevard.
right on Monument Ave
135s-JeHerson Hotel. Richmond.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-13
THE JOKER IN THE BILL
One Way the Street Car Lines Some.
times Get Left-A Word OF Warming,


While the street railway people of
Richmond are seeking new charters
and new rights and privileges 1t may
be well enough for them to consid er
we'll this little story that comes from
towards the setting sun:
"A joker" says an exchange. has
been discovered iii the new franchise
cf the Kansas City street railway lines.
an" both the company and the city
are trying to formulate some method
10 make II of no effect.
The franchise provides that chill
dren under eight years OF age. when
accompanied by an adult, are to ride
free. Now that the picnic season is
under way Sunday school teachers OF
infant classes and other people In
charge Of large parties of small boys
and girls are preparing to secure their
outings at no expense as they hold that
no matter how large the party. so long
as the children are under eight and
accompanied by an adult. no fare can
be charged except for the adult Re-
Gently n young lady took forty small
children on n picnic and only had to
pay one five-ccnt fare. AS the city Is
TO get part of the receipts Of the
street railway company, II is interested
in finding way TO circumvent this
Joker"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-13
SEASONS SOCIAL EVENT
WILL BE WAR EXHIBITION

Continued From First Pase)
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-13
GOOD PAY: SHORT HOURS
Something Doing in the shops Tint
Arc Somewhat Risky,

Advertisements recently appearing
in the newspapers for labor. prefer
ably unmarried men. for work in the
powder mills, which at the present
time are SO rushed with business that
they are months behind in their orders.
called attention TO A sort OF employ
ment that has two unusual character
!stics-short hours and good pay
The Du Pont people, over Pctersburc
way. and the Richmond branch of the
American Locomotive Works are doing
some little advertising for opera tives.
The only dra wback is the risk in
volved, and even then in most OF the
Jobs II is no greater than in ordinary
pursuits OF labor, only the employees
actually handling the powder being en-
posed 10 increased danger
II requires no more than avera &c
intelligence to make good powder
mill worker; that is. one handling the
explosive. and such man can get
from 1915 10 1915 for four to six
hours work. the time depending to a
large extent on the man himself. or
rather on the two men who ordinarily
form unit. They are given a certain
amount 10 do, and il is up TO them
10 finish il in their own time.
BY recent Improvements in the
method of manufacture and stricter
observance Of the rules of carefulness.
- pi'S''!'S hhNe beel growing ScaTCel.
BEFORE being allowed into the work
room the workers arc made to shift
10 A powder suit" and thoroughly
searched, especially for matches
In case OF accident, the leading COM
pany arranges for care OF the victim 8
family, In case of death giving the
widow OF a married man $500.
->
1ynchhurE Tobacco Snlrs
LfNCHBURG, VA. June l2.-The re-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-13

loose leaf sales for the two weeks
ending June IL amounted to $500
pounds and the total sales from Sep
tember last to date. being the to-
oacco year, amounted to l2,3l5,9g
pounds. "'hc past weeks sales prac-
ucally closed the loose leaf tobacco
market. 50 far as Lynchburs is con-
Ccrped
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
additional Personals Page A.
Pre-Nuptial Dinners
to Be Held This Evening

Miss Mary Elizabeth Stuart, whose
marriage to Charles Wykoff Boil will
be an event of tomorrow evening,
will be guest of honor this evening at
dinner given by her sister, Mrs.
Frank Gordon Fahnestock, Jr., of
Bellevue Park, who will be matron of
honor at the wedding.
The appointments will be of pink,
with a centerpiece of pink and white
roses. The place cards are hand
painted in floral effects. The guests
are to be the ladies of the bridal
party. The bride will give her at
tendants Friendship Pins" of gold,
set with an amethyst.
Charles Wykoff Boil is giving din
ner this evening at his home, 202S
North Second street to the men of the
Boll-Stuart bridal party, including
Russell Yetter, of Stroudsburg; the
Rev. Warner Moore of Baltimore;
Wilbur Towsen of this city; Frank
Gordon Fahnestock, Jr., Bellevue
Park, Robert A. Boil, William p.
Stuart and Charles S. Boil.
The table decorations are of pink
with a cut glass basket of Killarney
roses and lilies of the valley as a
centerpiece. The favors will be gold
and amythyst stick pins.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
IS
PROMISED U. S.
Count Won Bernstorff Gives
Oral Assurances to Sec
retary Lansing
By Assoeidted Press

Washington, D. c., Oct. 5.-Count
Won Bernstorff. the German Ann
bassador. gave Secretary Lansing to-
day oral assurances with respect to
the case of the Arabic that point to a
satisfactory settlement according to
official reports obtained after their
conference.
The ambassador left no memoir
andum or document with Secretary
Lansing but made certain suggestions
looking toward the amendment of the
communication he had in New York
last Saturday. Until the document in
changed form is received and its
phraseology examined by officials it
was indicated that they would not be
certain whether the Arabic case
would be considered as on the road
to adjustment.
From the German Embassy came
intimations that the American view
point had been satisfactorily met and
that the entire submarine issue was
in the process of amicable settlement.
1t was pointed out that disavowal of
the act of sinking of the Arabic had
been given through the acceptance by
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
Physician and Nurse
in a Hospital Romance

The marriage of Miss Emma E.
Swomley, a graduate nurse of the
Harrisburg Hospital Training school
to DIR. William Lewis Crawford of
Dillsburg, took place yesterday at Nc
Clure, Pa, with the Rev. A. l.. Bur-
kett, former United Brethren pastor
of that place, officiating.
The bride who is the daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Swomley, of New
oxford was graduated from the local
institution with the class of 1910. She
later became a supervising nurse and
after resigning from this position
took up private nursing.
DR.. Crawford is a graduate of the
Hahnnemann Medical College al
Philadelphia. He later opened offices
in Dillsburg.
The marriage is a elimination of a
hospital romance, following an illness
of appendicitis in which Miss Swom-
ley nursed DR.. Crawford. Later they
both had the care of the Rev. Mr.
Burkett who was seriously i'll.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
Sunshine Society Holds
Election of Officers

The Roberta Disbrow Lloyd sun
shine Society held it's first meeting OF
the year Yesterday afternoon in the
assembly hall of the Y. M. G. A. win
a large and enthusiastic attendance.
Plans were made to scatter muen
sunshine to the many cripples and
shut-ins of the city during the fall and
winter. Reports of various committees
were read and especially interesting
was that pertaining to children Tor
whom the society cared throughout
the summer. With the help OF gem
crous friends the society was able TO
send unfortunate children to the coun-
try. who went away pale and wan and
returned to their homes rosy and rat.
The annual election resulted in the
following officers: President. MRS
Homer Black; vice president, Mrs
Charles Etter; corresponding secre-
tary, Mrs. Andrew Patterson; record
treasurer, Mrs. w. E. Seel; assistant
treasurer, Mrs. Charles Boil.
There are a limited number of the
society's cook books, which Mrs.
Spooner, III Locust street, will dis
pose of for half price.
Miss Ellen X. McCulloch. of 1902
North Second stree, is home after a
fortnights visit with relatives at Phila-
delphia.
Mrs. Harry w. Reed, of Philadel-
phia. is visiting Mrs. William Reed at
Hummelstow'n.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Thorne have
gone home to Washington, d. c., after
! short stay am ong relatives in this
vicinity.
| Miss Lucie Belle Hayes, of Balti-
more was a recent guest of her cousin,
Miss Marie Anderson. of State street.
Mrs. Lyman d. Gilbert, of Fairfield
House. has returned from Southwest
Harbor. Maine, where she was the
guest of her father Colonel Cameron.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
Wake up feeling fine! Best lax
ative for men, women
and children.

Enjoy life! Remove the liver and
bowel poison which is keeping YOUR
head dizzy, your tongue coated, breath
offensive, and stomach sour. Don't
stay bilious, sick, headachy, constipat-
ed and full of cold. Why don't you get
a box of Carcarets from the drug store
and eat one or two tonight and en-
Joy the incest. gentlest liver and bowel
cleansing you ever experienced. You
Will wake up feeling fit and fine. Cas-
carets never grippe or sicken like salts,
pills and calomel They act so gently
that you hardly realize you have taken
a cathartic. Mothers should give
cross, sick, bilious or feverish children
a whole Cascaret any time-they act
thoroughly and are harmless.-Ad-
vertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
and will be keen bidder for war con-
Croft f-Ebner Marriage
Takes Place This Morning

Never saying a word of their plans,
Miss Mary Katharine Elmer, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. George F. Elmer, 615
Muench street. and Chalmers C. Croft,
secretary of the Harrisburg Burial
Case Company, went quietly to the
Augsburg Lutheran Church, where
they were married at 6 o'clock this
morning by the pastor, the Rev. A.
Maxwell Stamets. There were no at
tendants.
The bride. who has been a teacher
of the Cameron school building for
some time, wore smart travelling cos
tune of dark green cloth with velvet
hat and a corsage bouquet of orchids
and valley lilies.
Returning from their wedding trip.
Mr.. and Mrs. Croft will reside in their
new house at 1856 North Fifth street.
where they will be ''at home" to their
friends after November l.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
CARNEGIE HEAD
GOES TO MIDVALE
A. c. Dinkey Made President
of New Syndicate's Rival
Concern

New York, Oct. 5. - Alva c. Dinkey,
brother-in-law of Charles NJ. Schwab
for twelve years president of the Car
negie Steel Company the only armor
plate subsidiary of the United States
Steel Corporation. resigned from that
position yesterday and associated him
self with William Ellis Corey Percy
A. Rockefeller, Z. c. Converse, Am
brose I. Mcneil, Frank A Vanderbilt
Charles II. Sabin and the others of the
syndicate to which was formally trans
ferred control of the Midvale Steel
Company ten days ago At times the
Midvale has been the Carnegie's most
formidable rival in armor plate bid
ding.
Mr.. Dinkey was elected a director
and president of the Midvale at a spec
ial meeting of the new directors and
new interests in the offices of Mr.. Corey
and Mr.. Converse yesterday afternoon.
He will be the active man in charge
of operations of the armor plate COM
pany.
Mr., Corey an intimate friend of Mr..
Dinkey who used his influence to make
Mr.. Dinkey president of the Carnegie
when in 1903, Corey was raised from
that position to president of the Unit
ed States Steel Corporation. will be-
come president Of holding company.
now being organized, for the Midvale
and one or more other companies This
new company will have a much larger
Capitalization than the present Midvale
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
Birthday Surprise For
Miss Mildred M. Walker

Mr.. and Mrs. Walker, 1915 Regina
street, arranged a surprise party last
evening for their daughter, Miss Mil
dred Walker, who celebrated her six
teenth birthday. There were games,
music and dancing with Alfred Osman
at the piano and Earl Hoffman play
ing the violin.
Refreshments were served to the
Misses Mildred Walker, Dorothy Shan
non, Grace Leib. Grace Cook, Sadie
Shultz, Bertha Maurer. Gertrude Gill
ger and Helen Smith. William Houck,
Alfred Osman, Earl Hoffman, Clyde
Osman, Lester Schultz, Charles Man
ley. John Frankenberger. Raymond
Walker and Mr.. and Mrs. Walker.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
QUEEN ESTHER SOCIETY
WITH MISS MARY REINOEHL

Members of the Queen Esther So
ciety of the Grace Methodist church
met last evening with Miss Mary
Reinoehl at her home, sol Green
street. The new president, Mrs.
Charles w. Crist, president and after
Miss Sarah Mardorf, the deaconess
told of "Deaconess Work in City
Missions" delegates were elected to the
general meeting o. the organization in
Williamsport, Mrs. Crist and MISS
Bertha Pentz will represent the So
ciety.
The rooms were decorated in
autumn leaves and flowers and deli
cious refreshments were served. The
society has a membership of fifty this
year and does much good along stated
lines
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
SERVE \ CHILLI SUPPER
TO TWELVE BIRTHDAY GUESTS

Mr.. and Mrs. H. L. Derr, of 1912
Regina street, gave birthday surprise
last evening in celebration of the
twenty-fourth birthday of their son.
Valentine Derr The evening passed
pleasantly with social diversions and
O chilli supper was served amid au-
tumn decorations.
In attendance were Mr.. and Mrs
Hummel and Miss Ruth Hummel, of
Wormleysburg; Mr.. and Mrs. Chester
Miles, MIR. and Mrs. Maugins, Mrs.
Earl Cover. Valentine Derr, John and
Wesley Derr, Miss Mary Derr and Ar
della Derr.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
StOtesbury's Stepson
Insulted; Quits School

Philadelphia, Oct. 5.-James H. r.
Cromwell, stepson of E. t. Stotesbury,
trustee of the University of Pennsyl-
vania and chairman of the board of
directors of the Rapid Transit Com
pany, has discontinued his course in
economics in the Wharton School be-
cause II. l.. Baldensperger an instruc-
tor, in recent lecture, said that the
Rapid Transit Company has Phila-
delphia by the throat and is strangling
it," Mr.. Cromwell was present at the
lecture.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
National Praise For
State w. c. 7. u. Gain

York, Pa, Oct. 5.-The State w. C.
T. U. convention received the follow
ing message yesterday from Mrs. Anna
Gordon, national president: Heart
lest congratulations on again being our
banner State in membership gain. To
have led your magnificent gain of last
year and once more carry off the
laurels is a great tribute"
Mrs. Ella NJ. George, Beaver Falls,
State president and Mrs. Addie B.
Parsels. of Philadelphia, vice-presi-
dent, left the convention just before
noon for the national convention at
Seattle.
Other officers elected were: Corre-
spending secretary, Sylvia B. Norrish,
Sayre; recording secretary, Mrs. Mar
garet F. Irwin, Evans City; treasurer.
Mrs. Leah c. Marian. Ulysses.
The 1916 State convention will be
held in Wilkes Barre.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
" Jimmy the Oil Man.
Visiting Friends Here

James E. Tolles, of Oil City, known
among members of the State Fire
mems convention as Jimmy the Oil
Man." is in Harrisburg. He is visit
ing Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Martin, 423
Market street. Jimmy" is on his way
to Philadelphia to attend the conven-
ton of the State Firemen's Asso-
citation, which meets this week. He
will go from there to New York city.
During his stay in Harrisburg he will
be entertained by members of the
Good Will Fire Company.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
ELMER WINGEARD is HOST
TO SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS

Members of the H. c. Miller Bible
Glass of the Westminster Presbyterian
Sunday School were entertained last
evening at Roses grillroom by Elmer
Wingeard.
A business meeting was followed by
a supper served to Harry G. Miller
James Koch, Edgar Albright, Newton
Zeiders, Elmer Morrett. David Knisely
Clarence Jones, Paul Grissinger, John
Keffer. David Hume, Charles Kuebler,
Earl Flock. John Hoover, Fred Kahn
and Elmer Wingeard.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
HOME FROM NEW ENGLAND

Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey Q. Miller, of
1921 North Third street, are home
from Northampton, Mass. where they
their daughter, Miss
Martha Miller. graduate of Central
high school, 1915, to Smith College.
On the way home Mr.. and Mrs. Miller
visited their son, DR.. Richard ]. Miller
resident physician at the Presbyterian
Hospital, Philadelphia.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
MRS. sNAyELY,s BIRTHDAY

A surprise party for Mrs. B. Frank
Snavely was held at her home. 1O5
Calder street, in honor of her birth
Gay. The guests included Mrs. Will
liam zeigler, Mrs NJ. A. Fought, Mrs.
Lewis Mrs. David G. Bowman, Mrs.
Samuel Miller, Mrs. Jones and Mrs. B.
Frank Snavely
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
Woman, Aged 1O7, Dies
as Result of a Fall
By Associated Press

Pittsburgh, Pa. Oct. 5.-As a re-
suit of a fall down stairs on Saturday,
Mrs. Ann Kelly, aged 107, died last
night at the home here of her son, j.
J. Kelly. Mrs. Kelly had resided in
Pittsburgh rs years. She was born in
Ireland and migrated to this country
with her parents when she was a girl.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
THE TONE

of the Price & Teeple piano which
by it's pleasing quality so attracts
the buyer when purchasing a piano
is found only in pianos manufactur-
ed by the Price G. Teeple Co. Come
and hear them. Sold on easy terms.
-Yohn Bros, 8 N. Market So. =
Advertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05

Germany of the evidence submitted
by the United States tending to prove
that the German commander erred
When he thought the vessel was try
ing to sink his submarine.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05

FANCY SCARFS
16x49-inch scarfs with insertion and en-
broidered center; soc value. Import Sale
16x4s-inch scarfs; with lace edge and inser-
tion center, 59c value. Import Sale Price soc
$3.50 all-lnen hemmed and embroidered
pillow cases. Import Sale Price ........ $1.S9
PATTERN DAMASK CLOTHS AND NAPKINS
s1Ss linen pattern cloths; 66x66 inches.
import sale Price .................... S1.I9
$3.50 linen pattern cloths; 66XS6 inches. I'm
port Sale Price Observation-Disclosures. S195
Odd linen pattern cloths, two and three
yards long; $500 to $12.5O values Import
odle EIlCe S2.OS to $500
Linen pattern cloths; S1xS1 inches 81 90 to
$1,000 values. Import Sale Price, 81 so to $3.50
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05
ALL LINEN AND TURKISH TOWELS

ALL LINEN AND TURKISH TOWELS
All linen huck towels; 16x32 inches; each
17c; dozen, 81 .95
29c all-linen huck towels 1896 inches; each
csc; dozen, S2.S5
59c extra heavy all-linen huck towels, 20x3S
inches: each .............. soc; dozen, S5.75
S1.25 all-linen hemmed huck towels, 13N1S
inches for office lavatory use; dozen 90c
Ice Turkish towels; 20X43 inches each
15c; dozen, 81. .65
29c extra heavy Turkish towels; 22X40
inches; each .............. csc; dozen, S2.75
LINEN HUCK
15-nch all-linen plain huck S5c values. I'm
port Sale Price, yard Observation-Disclosures, 29c
15c all-linen crash. Special in sale yard, 1oc
1S-inch a-linen plain huck 39c value. I'm
port Sale Price yard .................. 35c
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-05

BANQUET CLOTHS
~ yards wide by 2N and 3 u yards long at
less than one-half price.
$500 to $500 hemstitched damask pattern
cloths. Import Sale Price 80. $3.50 to S6.95
$3.50 to $500 round scalloped pattern
cloths; 70 inches Import Sale Price
$3.50 to SS.9
Stripe pattern cloth with napkins to match
hemmed ready for use.
Regularly. Size Import Price
$1.25 36x54 SOC
$500 54X72 S1.49
S9c napkins 22x22 ....o5 o5c
Dives Pomeroy & Stewart-Street Floor
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-12-07
Couldn't Be Flattere5.

"Oh. go way. | don't want any in
suranee. Don't try to jolly mel can't
be affected by f1attery- I'm not that
kind of a man. Why
THAT'S just what l thought" inter
posed the agent. THE minute found
your name on my list | decided TO call
on you at once 1t is sickening to have
to keep calling on men who expect you
to jolly them and praise them and fat
ter them all during business CONVEX
sation. 1t isn't done by any business
house in the regular course of bust
ness, so why should it be done by
agents? My dear Mr.. Crouch. we need
such men as you. We need them great
" and always. have iattered until
my mind is storehoHse of endearing
hdiectives and pet names. and | tell
Won I'm tired of it, ! could tell at a
glance thar you were far beyond such
crude methods. No man who has
achieved the position you have and at
tanned the honors Of the top rung OF
the ladder purely through his intelli-
gence cares for any of that salye. It's
one of the high lights in my life to
meet such man-and TO find that /
don't have to use the pueriIe methods
of my trade on him. / thank you. sir.
from the bottom of my heart. Yes.
sir, sign on the dotted line. Thank
you, sir Good day."-New York Post.