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The log cabin Democrat., 1915-11-11
LAUGHS, LYRICS, LOGIC
BY CLIO HARPER.

BY CLIO HARPER.
 Caleb Corntossle says that when one of these politician fellers says he had rather have certain man against him than for him, you can take it with a grain of allowance.
 You cant tell how much money man has by the size of the automo- bile he is driving: He may be the chauffeur of 10-ton truck.
 w. R. Downen announced for con- stable in Hot Springs, and the New Era published an article with the caption, "Downen Out for Constable" " But is he?
 Why do all the joke-smiths write so much about woman having the last word? It is certainly no joking matter.
 When the Arkansas Gazette an nounced that a man had been arrest ed on a charge of ''wreckless driving, it may have discouraged careful au- tomobilists who always seek to avoid wrecks.
 The Fayetteville Sentinel opines that "So many men are handicapped by their beauty" Which explains some things that have always been 8 mystery to us. l She was new teacher in the Little Rock schools, where the health reg ulations are very strict. When she reported for duty the first day of the term, the principal asked for hel health certificate.
 "Oh, sure enough she replied, in nocently, "I forgot all about it, but I will send my little sister down tt the doctor and get me one.' MOSTLY DECEPTIVE.
 Boarding house hash.
 "Marked down to 99 cents.'
 Prediction promises. Blondes, also brunettes. Cheap coffee. "I never love danother girl Official war reports from Europe.
 Campaign expense affidavlts. "You're the first man l ever kissed, The greatest show on earth. Dr. J. H. o. Smith told this one A basnfuI rural swain and his best girl were out driving one evening For a mile or more he had not salo word. She thought the time hac come for him to say something defl mite, and in the naive way womer have sought to encourage him.
 Finally she said, shivering anc sighing, Nobody loves me and my hands are cold"
 He became all solicitude at once Don't say that, Mary. Your mother loves you, and God loves you, ano you can sit on your hands and keeF them warm" While women will purify politics there will be no reciprocity Tn the ] OrOcpSS
The log cabin Democrat., 1915-11-11

As delegates from the Conway Presbyterian church to the synodlcal Mesdames Joseph Frauenthal, w. A Gibbon, A. J. Frink, T. M. Moore Faber D. Hicks and Frank E. Robins left this morning for Argenta, mak- ing the trip in Mrs. Frauenthals car
The log cabin Democrat., 1915-11-11

Why do all the joke-smiths write so much about woman having the last word? It is certainly no joking matter.
The log cabin Democrat., 1915-11-11

While women will purify politics, there will be no reciprocity Tn the process.
The log cabin Democrat., 1915-11-11

When the Arkansas Gazette an nounced that a man had been arrest ed on a charge of ''wreckless driving, it may have discouraged careful au- tomobilists who always seek to avoid wrecks.
The log cabin Democrat., 1915-11-11

The Fayetteville Sentinel opines that "So many men are handicapped by their beauty" Which explains some things that have always been a to us.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10
UNDER SHERIDAN
DURING THE WAR
Was For Many Years En-
gineer of the City Water
Works at Savannah,
Illinois

Tt is the duty-or everyone to keep
themselves in good health but II the
stomach is deranged il affects the liver.
kidneys and intestines, and it is impos-
sible for these organs TO perform their
proper functions the result is indiges-
tiOn. dyspepsia. headaches. bihOusness,
! sleeDlessness. lassitude, pains in the
back and sides. coated tongue and
general rundown condition
Many people are daily Iestifyins 10
the efficiency OF Plant Juice Only re-
Gently the following signed testimonial
was received from Mr.. Franklin Larkin,
who lived at Savannah, III, and now is
in the National Soldiers Home. Milwau-
the Ninth New York Cavalry. He
stated:
4 have been troubled with my stom-
ach for a great many years Ny food
used to distress me after eating, caus-
ing blOating and belchinE OF gas I was
also restless and nervous and did not
sleep wei at night I was troubled
more or less with constipation, dizzy
spells and headaches. I had doctOred
for my troubles out did not seem TO
get any relief Ny roommate told me
about Plant Juice and how much good
IL had done for him and I decided 10
try IL I can now truthfully say that II
has cured me, for 1 can now digest my
food: have no more constipation or
headaches I sleep All through the
night now. whereas before taking Plant
Juice. could hardly sleep any I can
recommend Plant Juice TO all stomach
sufferers
Plant Juice is sold in e Psso at
Kelly & POllard's Drug Store.-Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10
CEN. HOWE DIES
IN WASHINGTON
Father of Walter D. Howe
and Brother of Mrs. F. E.
Hunter; Indian Fighter.

Brig. Gen. Walter Howe, retired, died
at his home in Washington, d. C.. Mon
day morning. He was the father OF
Walter D. Howe Of FL PasO, who LETT
here Sunday afternoon to be at the bed
side Of his father, but failed to arrive
there in time to see him before his
death. Gen. Howe was also brother
of Mrs. r. +. Hunter. Of Fl Paso-
In the death Of Gen Howe the army
has lost another distinguished officer
In the indian wars, in the Philippines
and in the old west Cen Howe made
promotion after promotion until he was
retired on December 81. 1910, as brig
adler general He visited his son here
when he returned from the Philippine
campaign and has kept in close touch
with FL PaSO since his son came here
to locate after graduating from the law
department Of the University OF Indi-
ana, Cen Howe's native home.
Notified Clusters Family.
When Clusters famous battle Of the
Little Big Horn was fought and his en-
tire command wiped out it was GeE
Howe. then commanding in the west
who had to tell Mrs Custer and the
wives Of the afficers of the fate OF
their husbands Cen Howe especially
distinguished himself in the Philippines
and was mentioned a number Of times
in the war department records for valor
in action.
BOrn in Indiana.
Gen Howe was born in Bloomington.
Ind, December 81. 1916. and was the
son OF James NC ulGOmerF ana NARY
Graham Howe He graduated. from the
United States Military academy at
West Point in 1851 On September y.
1869. he was married to Miss Elizabeth
Dunn, Of Bloomington, Ind. She sur
wives him. as do three sons Walter
D. Howe is practicing lawyer here;
Alfred is a Lieutenant in the United
states navy, and George is professor in
a college at Colorado Springs, Colo.
In Artillery.
Upon graduation Gen Howe became
a second lieutenant in the Fourth ar
tillery. and served as first lieutenant.
captain. major and lieutenant colonel
of artillery until 1893. when he was
appointed colonel of the 41st infantry
volunteers. and went in command OF
that regiment 10 the Philippine islands.
where he was commander of the prov
inces Of Abby and SorrOgOn-
Before going to the PHILIPPINE islands
he had participated in the MOdoc war in
1873, and the Powder river expedition
under Gen Crook in 1876. After his re-
turn from the Philippine islands IN
May. 1904 he became a colonel of ar
tillery, and on January II, 1910. became
a brigadier general in the regular
army. retiring on account OF age, De-
cember 81. 1910.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10
ORD SHOW
BENEFIT WEEK
Women Attend Tuesday
Evening; Elks to Have
Charge This Evening.

Tuesday night was woman's organi-
cations night at the performance Of
The Lady of Lyons which is being
given this week at the Crawford thea
ter, by Miss Irene Shirley. supported
by Albert Taylor and ms company. for
the benefit of the FL PasO Rescue
Home The officers of the FL PasO
Equal Franchise lea gge occupied the
boxes on the lower right hand side of
the suffrage cOlOrs, yellow and white
The wives Of the visiting MasOns and
their hOstesses occupied the left hand
boxes
A number of speciaIties were given
between the acts by representatives Of
the various women's organizations
Miss Virginia l. Bean played a violin
solo. ~RondinO." by VieuXtemps. and
responded to an encore by playing
"Serenade." written by Mrs. V l.
Bean. Mrs. Bean played her piano
accompaniment Mrs H. i. BOWle9
sang a group Of old English folk
songs, The RagSle TagSle Gypsles
Oh and Moving the Barley The
theater orchestra accompanied her
Mrs George SmithsOn and Lawrence
Aronson gave an exhibition Of several
Of the newer society dances
- Tonight viii be Elks' night at the
theater and number of entertaining
specialties have been planned.
Thursday night is the Rotary club
night. Friday night viii be army
night and the Sixth infantry mando-
lin and guitar club viii play selections
between the acts, under the leader
ship Of corporal J. VI. Brannan- Sat
urday afternoon viii be the high
school matinee with a reception given
by Miss Shirley on the stage after the
performance The Moose will have
Saturday night and are preparing en-
tertaining speclalties.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10
Ell PASOANS LEAVE
FOR ELEPHANT BUTTE

The Elephant Butte Water Users asso-
citation excursion 70 the Elephant Butte dam
left the union station at z o'clock Wednes-
day morning. carrying out as p Paso repre-
sentation on the trip 80 men and women, IN
Guiding such distinguished members as pub
Usher S s Mcclure. and judge I'd r hone'
Of Austin
A big delegation from Las Cruces was
picked un en- route for the project The eN-
curslonist= expected TO reach the dam al
noon. and return 20 Il Paso b. $50 at
night
W Evans and daughter. vs., W irwin anu
party OF three. J. L Mccullough. Mrs Selma
Moore A 4 Woods ana party OF FOUR Z =.
Hawkinson. Mrs P c. Watkins
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10
COMMISSIONERS TO CONSIDER
COURTHOUSE BIDS FRIDAY

Further CONSIDERATION Of the bids TOT
the construction Of the new county
missioners at a meeting Of the court
Friday.
The commissioners spent much OF
Tuesday afternoon in the offices Of
frost * frost the architects. going
over the bids submitted at the meeting
during the morning. No announcement
was made Of any-decision by the court
in the matter of accepting bids.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10

Tt is handy and attractive-the most
popular and practical automatic re-
minder in use.
The Gem" opens flat and las two
page writing surface. Calendar Of cur
rent past and future month alway be
fore you.
Occupies but small space pad,
3N3l inches) yet il affords the largest
memo. space and furnishes the greatest
amount OF Information 1916 Pads now
ready Finishes TO harmonic with all
desks.
Commercial Office supply 90.
2O9 Texas St A. ". Mclean. Mgr-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10
WILSON BEGINS MESSAGE
To CONGRESS Mex

Washington, D. c., Nov. 1O.-Presi-
dent Wilson viii begin work next week
on his message to congress He has
called a cabinet meeting tentatively
for next Friday or the following Tues
day-the first held since last July-at
which outlines Of the work of the gov
eminent departments and the estimates
for the coming year viii be discussed
The president. according to his Gus
tom, probably will deliver the message
in nersOn.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10
EASTERN STAR AND o. r. c.
ATTEND MRS. MOULTON's FUNERAL

The funeral OF Mrs. Mary Jane Moul-
ton. who died Monday morning was
held Wednesday afternoon at . o'clock
from the residence Of her son, J. B.
Moulton. SO Arizona street.
The funeral was attended by delega-
lions from the local chapter Of the
Eastern Star and the Brotherhood OF
Railroad Conductors Rev. Perry ].
Rice OBLIGATED The burial was in Con-
cordia cemetery
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10
BRIG. GEN. HOWE WILL
BE BURIED IN ARLINGTON

engagements are completed for the fu-
neral Of, Brig. Gen Walter Howe. L. $
A retired, who died here Monday from
ailments incident to old age. Inter
ment viii be in Arlington National Gem
etery Thursday with full military
honors.
Cen Howe was actively engaged in
the suppression OF indian uprisinEs- in
the Dakotas and also saw service in the
Philippines. He was a native OF In
diana.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10
FUNERAL OF MRS. HARRY Al
LEN To BE HELD THURSDAY

The funeral OF Mrs. Harry Allen.
who died Sunday at the Allen home.
705 East Missouri street. viii be held
Thursday afternoon at > o'clock from
the chapel of Nagley & Raster
Mrs Allen was the wife Of general
car foreman Allen Of the G. H & ). A.
and had been i'll for more than a year.
The funeral was delayed until the ar
rival Of Mrs. Aliens sister, Mrs. Anna
Bess Of salt Lake City.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10

me and that I am very grateful TO them
for il. 1t is an evidence Of their 10y
atty and devotion TO what 1 have meant
to them in the past when I was priest
here: and 1 take il as an evidence OF
what I will be to them in the future in
the newer work that 1 an 10 do as
their bishop
Children Blessed.
Waiting automobiles carried the two
prelates and the visiting clergy TO HO-
tel Dieu, where the Catholic school
children of the city assembled about
the main stairway and scattered the
bishops path with flowers as he
assembled the SteDs- Upon the compile
tion Of this pleasing ceremony. the
children sang two verses Of the TIE
Deum and. following a brief talk, were
given the apostolic blessing at the
great concourse Of people knelt-
To the children bishop Schiller said;
7 thank you for your very good and
hob welcome and hope that H. years
TO come you will be able to sing as
heartily as YOU sing this morning the
Te Deum. ] am delighted at your well
come and thank YOU with all my heart
and / hope that none of you viii ever
grow up TO regret that you were not
true children Of FL PasO- I want you
and all the Catholics Of this diocese TO
offer PRAYER TO God each day for your
bishop, in order that I may measure
up TO the demands that our sacred
heart Of Jesus has made upon me As
an act of thanksgiving for what YOU
have done for me ] will ask that you
dear heads the episcopal blessing-my
first blessing in FL Paso-"
Mexieans Bring Flowers
AS bishop Schiller passed through the
union station many Mexican women
with flowers in their arms pushed for
ward 10 welcome him and kissed the
ring that is so significant Of his
episcopacy. The bishop was gracious
in this act of recognition and he could
not escape the pleasure Of giving recog-
milton to these eager and waiting
women.
Immediately following the ceremony
Of the children. bishop Schiller with
him in the hospital and donning his
purple vestments entered the chapel
and held a mass for his own devotion
This first service in Fl PasO was only
sisters Of the hospital: as well as few
of the Catholic Knights and Knights Of
Holiday Thursday
The schools represented in the song
and flower welcome were St JosepHs
academy. 81. Mary's school. Sacred
Heart school, St. Ignatius school and
the Guardian Angel schoL A general
holiday was extended to the school
children on Thursday that they might
celebrate the priests elevation TO the
episcopacy.
Banquet Tonight.
Tonight at the Paso del Norte hotel
a banquet has been arranged in honor
OF bishop Schiller and the Very Rev.
J. 3. PitavaL The arrangement com
mittee for this event is in the hands
Of Vincent B. Andreas. Thursday
morning bishop William Shaw. of san
Antonio, and bishop Francisco Uranga,
Of Sinaloa, and other church digHa-
taries will be present at the solemn
pontificial mass which marks the final
ceremonial in the elevation Of the
newly created bishop.
Distinguished Churchmen.
Rev. David O'Dwyer. Of St Patricks
church. Of North Denver. accompanied
bishop Schiller from Denver and viii
preach the sermon at the pOntfical
mass Another distinguished guest and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10
MACARIO PRIETO DIES;
WE'LL. KNOWN CAI-rL EAIAN

MacariO Prieto. aged Sc years. died
Tuesday morning at his home. Ills
North FL Paso street He was a prom
inent cattleman and is survived by his
widow and one son, Juan Prieto-
The funeral was held from the Sacred
Heart church Tuesday afternoon at
o'clock with interment in Concordia
cemetery.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10

nobleman Of the church is Very Rev.
A Antoine, o. NJ. j. Of the Oblate
Fathers and provinciate of San Anto-
MO. Members of the clergy TO attend
the elevation are in II PasO from
southern New Mexico and all points
west of Maria, Texas.
Thursday night a public reception
viii be held in honor Of bishop Schiller
at the Toltec club, TO which all FL Paso
has been invited
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10
NEW BISHOP RLESSES CHILDREN
SCATTER FLOWERS IN PATHWAY
New Bishop of FL Paso Arrives From Denver and Given
Highest Honors; Holds Mass for His Own Devotion;
Asks Prayers of FL PasO People to Aid Him Work;
Banquet in Honor Tonight; Installation Thursday.

- IGHT REV. A. J. SCHUYLER. S. J..
bishop Of FL Paso, arrived in the
city at 10 o'clock Wednesday
morning from Denver, where he was
cOnsecrated by Very Rev. J. =. PitayaL
archbishop of Santa Fe, and was &C
companied by that dignitary. The newly
created bishop was met at the station
by the clergy Of the new diocese and a
group Of FL PasO business men, with
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10
CHAPLAIN OF PUBLIC HEALTH
SERVICE IS IN Ell PAS0

Rev. c. c. Fruud. p H. :, chaplain
in the United States public health serv-
ice. at present stationed at Fort stan
ton. " NJ. arrived on the Golden State
last evening and is registered at the
PasO del Norte. He has accepted the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10

The funeral Of Mrs j. A. Derrick
who died Monday morning was neio
Wednesday afternoon at o'clock from
the home. Florida and Mckinley streets,
with interment in Concordia cemetery
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10

Clear. Temperature. high, 81 de-
erees; low. 50 degrees-remember Lax
alive BromO Quinine cures a cold In
one day. There is only one "Bromo
Ouinine" Look for signature Z W
GROVE CSC.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10

Asked If ne had a formal message for
the people Of FL Paso, bishop Schiller
smiled and replied that it was the last
thing in the world for him TO be formal
Tell the people Of FL PasO for me-" he
said, that I appreciate greatly the
welcome that they have extended to
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10
FATHER OF MRS. 4. c. MCCAIN
DIES IN MASHING TON. ID. c.

Mrs Alien @ MCCAIN, OF 30
HuecO street. received a message
Tuesday announcing the death of her
father. F. B. Mcconnell in Washing
ton. D. G.
Mr.. Mcconnell was special examiner
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10

For chapped hands. face or lips, Pot
ter's Toilet Cream is unequaled, price
e5c- Telephone $50 or 3I5 and have 1t
delivered Potter Drug COmpany.-Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10

The word AvondaIe is Synonymous OF
goodness. a guarantee OF quality and a
surety OF WhOlesOmeness. Demand
AvOndale Brand goods and get the best
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10

II YOU can find a Fit in a limited
number Of Fan Suits that were un-
called for you viii find a Bargain Axel
Swanson. Tailor. Hotel Sheldon--Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10

Vincent b Andreas, grand master Of
the Knights of Columbus. as the gen.
eral chairman
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10

SulzberEer's Majestic Hams are DE
liciOusly Different" Phone your dealer
now to send you one.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10
rI-NERAL M MRs. DERRICN.
Phones 1910 and 4s4f.

for the pension department in \. ash
ington and was 90 years old
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10

invitation to be present at the Knights
of Columbus banquet at the Del Norte
tonight, which is given in honor Of the
RL Rev A Schiller. : J.. the bishop Of
the new diocese Of FL Paso. Chaplain
Frund viii also take part in the in
stalation at the prO-cathedral tOmOr-
row morning
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10
ID a FIt-Fine a nn-rnin.

a limited number of uncalled FOR Fail
suits VIII be sold at a Bargain.-ANel
Swanson. Tailor. Hotel Sheldon.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10

DistinguIshed Churchmen.

Rev David O'Dwyer. Of St Patrick's
church of North Denver. accompanied
bishop Schiller from Denver and viii
preach the sermon at the pOntifical
mass. Another distinguished guest and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-10

The schools represented in the song
and flower welcome were St. Joseph
academy. 81 Mary's school. Sacred
Heart school, St 1gnatius school and
the Guardian Angel schol A general
holiday was extended to the school
children on Thursday that they might
celebrate the priests elevation 10 the
n~efgrCr,arr-
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-11-24
WHATS THE TROUBLED

Col. L. M. Laus, Secretary Of
the State tuberculosis Commission
wants to know what is the matter
with the good women of Kentucky.
He says that there are less than
twenty health leagues in the State,
where there should be 100, or one
for each county. The leagues in
operation are doing splendid work
in their respective counties, and
are not only relieving hundreds Of
the ill-poor, but are saving the
lives of untold numbers to the
State. Through these health leag-
ues a dozen visiting nurses at
least have been permanently en-
ployed to attend the poor and
afflicted, many of whom are suffer-
ing from trachoma, hook worm,
pellagra and consumption, which is
so prevalent everywhere and causes
such an enormous loss of life each
year to the State. Besides the
splendid work of nursing the sick,
the visiting nurses are making in
spections Of the school children
to detect tuberculosis, and carrying
the gospel of sanitation and pre-
vention of disease to thousands of
the poor and iliterate.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-11-24
FORK OVER

We just feel it in our old bones
that the boys will walk right up
and hand us all of that delinquent
subscription money before old
Christmas gets around again. And
because of our sublime faith in the
boys we are going to place an adj
vance order for a whole turkey for
our Christmas dinner. Thanks in
advance, boys, and thanks again
when you fork over.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-11-24

Every city has its boosters an,
its knockers. No community is
ever found without them.
We have a healthy respect and
a profound admiration for tn,
booster, but our opinion Of the
chronic knocker would be nm
printable.
Why can't we all be boosters in
this cityf
Why have any knockers at alli
And that brings a question tc
our mind. Who are the boosters
in this city, Who are the men and
women who always have good
word for itq Who are the ones
who always speak well of its peo-
pie, and of its past accomplish
ments, and of its prospects for
the futureY
We would like nothing better than
TO have a vote taken by the whole
population, with each citizen NAM
ing those he or she considers to
be boosters. And then we would
like to publish the names of the
boosters in this paper, and hold
them up to the public as just what
they are-our most progressive
citizens.
When you have little spare
time suppose you just sit down and
write out the names Of the fifty
people-men or women-who in
your judgment are the greatest
boosters for our town. 1t will give
you quite an insight into the char
acters of many people, for it vii
cause you to weight their good
qualities with their bad ones, their
virtues with their vices, and their
progressiveness with their slum-
bers.
You might tell your friends what
you are doing and ask them to do
the same, and then all Of you could
hand your lists of fifty in at this
Office and we could tabulate them
and announce the result in these
columns.
It would be deserved recogni-
ton of the sterling qualities of
the boosters-of the fifty GREAT
EST boosters-and it. might even
spur others up to the point of
hustling for our town and climbing
into the booster wagon. 1t might
even start you to moving.
Who are our boosters, anyway