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The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1915-04-14
FROM REMOTEST
PARTS OF WORLD
Famous Medicine, TanIac, Draws
ingredients From Distant
Points.

Louisville, April 81. I. Cooper,
the man who electrified the larger
cities with his philanthropy, health
theories and medicine, is now meeting
hundreds daily in Louisville and ex-
planning the nature of this celebrated
preparation, Tanlac.
To group of friends at The Seel-
bach, where he is stopping. Mr.. Cooper
stated that the medicinal elements or
properties, which go to make up his
medicine, Tanlae. came from many re-
mote sections of the globe. The Alps,
Apenines, Pyrenees, Russian Asia,
Jamaica, Brill, West Indies, Noun
tain States near the Rocky Mountains,
Asia Minor, Persia, India, Russia,
England, France, Germany. Mexico,
Columbia and Peru were among the
points he mentioned as furnishing the
ingredients for the premier prepare
ton.
In his principal laboratory, the
roots, banks and flowers or the medi
cine in its rough, is assembled under
the personal direction of German
chemist of note and skIllfully made to
obtain the high state OF efficiency that
is shown by tie uniform preparation,
Tanlac.
In sterilzed bottles, made expressly
for the purpose. Tanlac is placed, la
beed, inspected and then shipped out
over the world where the demand re-
quires.
Mr.. Cooper, having made an extern
sive study of catarrhal affections, was
asked to express himself upon that
subject. He said
liver and kidney troubles are due al.
most entirely to a catarrhal infiamma.
tion of those organs. The constant
coughing up Of mucus, Gull, throbbing
headaches, pains in the pit Of stomach,
and the persistent susceptibility to
coughs and colds, are common symp-
toms from which so many suffer.
"Tanlao, the preparation / am in
Producing to combat this condition,
preserves your health, gives you re-
newed energy. brightens your spirits,
lengthens your life and is an unmis-
taxable, unfailing comfort to the
thousands who suffer from oatarrh and
its distressing consequences.
Tanlac can now be bought in Glover.
port, at Weddings drug store, and in
Irvington, at Irvington Pharmacy, ex-
elusive agents.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1915-04-14

night in honor of their daughter, Miss
Georgia. She returned to Louisville
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs Frank Oelze are re-
ceiving congratulations on the birth of
a son, April S
Sunday School every Sunday at 2:3O
p. m.
Mr.. and Mrs. Franklin Stephenson,
of New Castle, Ind, are visiting her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Felix Beavin.
Ben Lou Ball, wife and son, Malcolm,
of near Hardinsburg. visited her father.
Sam Walker, Sunday.
Lewis Beavin and Arthur Denham
are suffering with mumps.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leo Elder and children
visited Chas. May and wife. of Clover
port, Sunday.
Mrs. John Miller, of Tell City, is Wis
iting Mrs. Allen Waggoner.
Mrs. Ray Pate and Miss Alberta Ell
der visited relatives in Hardinsburg
Thursday.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1915-04-14
Scratching Hens.

The scratching hen is the laying
hen. In the Spring they dig early and
late-and they lay. ln the winter they
sit around moping. They become
bilious and lazy because they get no
exercise and once bilious they seldom
recover until Spring. And they are an
easy prey to cholera and other diseases.
B. A. Thomas Poultry Powders starts
the Liver. Feed it twice week until
they begin to sing and scratch, then
occasionally. We sell it ana guaran-
tee it. For sale at Weddings Drug
Store, Cloyerport, Ky.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1915-04-14
HARO|NSBURG.

"Oh, let us fill our hearts up with
The glory OF the day,
And Danish every doubt and care
Ana worry far away!
For the world is full OF roses and the
Roses full of dew.
And the dew Is full of heavenly love
That drips for me and you"
=.
Wanted-To do sewing. Mrs. Her
bert Hall.
Mrs. Nora Board, of Irvington, has
been the guest of her sister-in-law,
Mrs. c. l.. Beard.
Howard Hook has returned from
Lexington where he has been taking a
mechanical course in the State Univer-
si,y.
Mrs. J. NJ. Skillman and son, John
Edwards, spent last week in Louisville
with her aunt, Mrs. Z. Z. Sutton.
Attorney Claud Mercer attended court
in Hawesville last week.
w. c. Norman, of Glen Dean, was
IN TOWN. last wednesday tdihlbs III
surance.
Messrs. d. II. and V. w. Smith, of
Garfield, were in town Saturday and
went on out to the Hendrick sale.
Supt. J. W. Trent and Mrs. Trent
are at home from Custer where they
have been the guests of relatives and
friends for several days.
Sam Monarch is at home from Lex
ington where he graduated in the law
department. 1t is reported that Mr..
Monarch will enter Attorney Claud
MERGERS office.
Judge Matthias Miller has gone to
Hancock county for ten days visit to
relatives and friends
Mrs. Ann Hook has returned from
Stephe nsport where she has been the
guest of relatives.
John Butler, of Harmed, has COM
menced on the Baptist parsonage. 1t
is to be completed by the first of June.
Mrs. II. b. Norman and baby, of
Harmed. were guests of Mrs. Lou Smith
last Tuesday.
Harold Smith and sister, Miss Annie
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1915-04-14

Mildred Smith, spent Saturday ant
Sunday with their parents, Mr.. ant
Mrs. d. H. Smith, at Heusley.
The Junior Missionary of the M. f
church held services Sunday evening al
the church. They were greeted by q
tull house. and the services were en-
joyed by all present
Mr.. and Mrs. G.. w. Evans returne
from Louisville Saturday.
The Red and Blue contest closed a,
the NJ. E. church Sunday School Sun
day morning. The Reds won by over
thousand. Each side did great deal
to bring people into the school.
Mr. and Mrs. Miller DeHaven spent
Sunday in the country with Mr.. and
Mrs. J. II. Miller.
Lindsay McGary has purchased NJ. J.
Thomas barber fixtures and has taken
possession. He is located in the Farm
ers Bank building.
c. E. Haswell spent Saturday and
Sunday with his family.
John d. Shaw, cashier of the Farm
ers Bank, met with a committee in
Louisville last week TO fix the date and
place of the Fourth Congressional Dis
trict Bankers Convention. 1t will meet
in May at Springfield.
John Monarch, of Kirk, was in town
Saturday.
Master Charles Noble Skillman spent
last week with his grandparents. Mr..
and Mrs. A. N. Skillman.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1915-04-14

year old mare last week. Its death
was caused by "blind staggers.
Mr.. and Mrs Geo. Milburn went to
Hensley Monday to attend Mrs. Eli
Johnson's funeral.
Rev. Deacon filed his regular ap
pointment at Custer Sunday. We are
glad to hear that his wife, who has
been confined to her bed all winter, is
able to sit up now.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1915-04-14
TRIANGLE NEWS.

The farmers have finished breaking
corn ground in this neighborhood, but
have planted no corn up to date.
Uncle Tank Carman is seriously III
and no hope of recovery.
Miss Lillian Mccoy, of Dents Bridge,
attended the funeral of Miss Lottie
Stearman.
w. p. Romine lost a nice, three
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1915-04-14
HITES RUN.

Herbert Walker and family, of Clio.
yer, Creek. visited her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. N. ]. Miller, Saturday.
]. c. Elder and children attended
church at Cloverport Sunday.
Miss Maud Jennings is in Evansville
where she has position.
Eugene Smart spent Friday in
Stephensport the guest of Chas. Wag-
goner.
Mr.. and Mrs w. J. Miller enter
tanned few of their friends Saturday
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1915-04-14
Attends Funeral.

T. B. Henderson, of Webster. attend
ed the funeral services of Mrs. Ed
monia Perrin at the Parkland Presby
terrain church in Louisville last week
The burial took place at Cave Hill.
Mrs. Perrin was a historian and wrote
a reliable history of Kentucky.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1915-04-14
ChamberIain's Cough Remedy,

For small beginning the sale and
use of this remedy has extended to all
parts OF the United States and to
many foreign countries. When you
have need of such medicine give
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy trial
and you will understand why it has he
come so popular for coughs, colds and
Group. Obtainable everywhere.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1915-04-14
Potatoes Used in Place of Wheat

Because of the scarcity of wheat the
Austrian authorities are requiring bakers
to use potatoes as an ingredient in bread.
But even potatoes are scarce, and thirty
bakeries have closed in one city"
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1915-04-14

Dyspepsia is Americas curse. To
restore digestion, normal weight, good
health and purify the blood, use Bur-
dock Blood Bitters. Sold at all drug
stores. Price, 81 90.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1915-04-14

To Drive Out Malaria
And Build Up The System
Take the Old Standard GROVES
TASrELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking, as the formula is
printed on every label, showing it Is
Iron builds up the system. so cents
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
sea-FIqhtIna at Long RANGE.

The fight in the North Sea began
twelve miles away. When the Blue
cher was struck, she was ten miles
from her English enemy. When Won
Spec and Craddock fought off Chile,
they opened fire at a distance Of 12,-
600 yards; and Craddock had old
fashioned obsolete ships. III old-fash-
Toned obsolete ships open fire at IL 900
yards, what the superdreadnoughts
can do, may be guessed What they
can do, experts say frankly, is throw
a 2000-pound projectile twenty-five
miles with such accurate range-finders
that the DETECTION will be only twenty
yards for six miles. In fact, the i'm
provement and change in naval equip
ment has been so swift and revolu-
tionary that the life Of battleship has
been rated first rank for only five
years. In speed, in size, in armor
proof. and big gun fire, the changes
have come so fast since 1905 that the
nations had either to fight 1t out or
cripple themselves financially building
bigger and bigger monsters of the sea
and oddly enough, the changes all date
from little cheese box on a floating
saucepan" the Monitor of Civil War
fame. From the time the Monitor and
the Merrimac spat out their fire-crack
er shots at each other, it has been q
race among the nations for speed, ar
NOR proof, big guns. and long range
Those best informed declare that the
big gun and speed have rendered sec
ondary both armor proof and subma
rine; but these are disputes that will
be finally settled in the present war
Neither side has had any monopoly
Of courage. The courage of both sides
has been agnificent.-almost terri
Bile, but speed and the big gun have
won--From What Sea Power Means
to England" by A c. Laut, in tn,
American Review of Reviews for De
cember.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
Pay $4,000, 900 for PoodIes.

THE most astounding extravagance
of the women OF America is that we
spend s10,000,000 each year for
poodles."
Mrs. R. L. Barker told this to the
delegates to the annual meeting OF the
Women's International Missionary
union in New Orleans in describing
how American women make the money
fly. She continued:
I'VE spend more for hats yearly than
it takes to support the army and navy
and several other federal depart
ments. We also spend s107 .000. goo
for soft and cooling drinks and $178,-
600 for candy. 1t is time to call 3
halt and to return to the sane ways OF
our mothers"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
that COLD YOU HAVE

may bring sickness, doctors bills and
loss of work; you know that serious
sickness usually starts with cold, and
cold only exists where weakness
exists Remember that.
Overcome the weakness and nature
cures the cold--that is the law of
reason. Carefully avoid drugged pills,
syrups or stimulants; they are only
props and braces and whips.
It's the pure medicinal nourishment
In SCOTS Emulsion that quickly en-
riches the blood, strengthens the lungs
and helps heal the air passages.
And mark this well-Scott's Emul-
sion generates body-heat as protection
against winter sickness. Get SCOTS
at your drug store today. 1t always
strengthens and builds up.
i+-, Scott q Bovine. Bloomfield. NJ.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
Had to Follow.

Jim had looked in at the country
livery stable in search of a job. He
seemed promising and was set to work
greasing the axles of a carriage. In
a remarkably short space of time he
reported the task finished
Look here" said his new boss.
dye mean to say you've creased all
four of them wheels already"
"Weel," rejoined the new hand,
"Aa've creased the two front ones"
"And why haven't you creased the
two hind ones?'
"Weel," exclaimed Jim, calmly, "se
lang as the two front ones gans all
rect, the two hind ones hev to foller."
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
How to Be- Happy Thouah chIeaqoans

A Chicago couple celebrated their
fifty-ninth wedding anniversary some
time ago. Believing their long years
of wedlock have qualified them as ex-
perts on the subject. they have drawn
up the following recipe for marital
happiness-andt the Chicago Tribune"
prints it:
1. Love each other all the time.
2. Keep silent when she wants to ar
gue 3. Keep silent when he wants
to argue. 4. Use good common sense
In times of depression. 5. Don't
blame your husband when he's doing
his best. s. Don't scold- Z. Have .
few children playing around the
house.
This married couple have lived up
to the seventh Of their commandments
and now that their own youngsters
have grown up they have seven grand
children and four great-grandchildren
And we notice this detail of the re-
cipe: these rules are applied to both
parties. not just to one OF them. We
haven't yet arrived at that stage of
civilization wherein we honestly apply
the Golden Rule in all life's everyday
relations. but applying some part Of
that Rule at home means having q
home.-Colliers.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
Not A Thought Promoter.

you must admit that my speech
has stirred a lot Of people up" re-
marked the orator.
YES replied his friend, you have
stirred 'em up all right Your appeal
to sentiment and emotion ought to
set them to thinking"
THAT isn't the purpose. Remember
am an impassioned leader. l depend
on unquestioning obedience Ny
method is to get 'em so excited that
they can't think and will take my
word for it"-Washington Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
Serbian ARMY Performing.

Paris-"Better days for Serbia are
coming soon," says the former minis
ter at Paris and recently appointed
Serbian minister of finance, in an in
terview in the Temps "Our army
which has been retiring for two full
months without respite, is reforming.
The retirement was forced because the
allies were not ready with sufficient
troops. These troops are now landing.
They will have the cooperation Of the
Serbian army of 200, 200. We shall
again and again have victories such as
those of last December"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
A Problem.

Little Elizabeth and her mother
were having luncheon together and
the mother. who always tried to i'm
press facts upon her young daughter,
said:
These little sardines, Elizabeth,
are sometimes eaten by the larger
fish"
Elizabeth gazed at the sardines in
wonder and then asked:
But. mother, how do the large fish
get the cans open?"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
ireland More PopuIous.

Dublin-The latest census figures
for Ireland show an increasing popula-
ton This, for Ireland, is an agree
able novelty. For the quarter ended
September 80 last, the number of
births In Ireland was 27,779, a rate Of
20.8 per thousand, and the deaths a.
$40, 4 ratio of 1874 per thousand.
There were only 8611 emigrsnts, 80
that the net increase 10 1898. 1t is the
dercease in emigration which turned
the SCALE The situation might be more
satisfactory were It not for the heavy
death rate Of children under one year.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16

Denver-The authority of Colorado
to enact and enforce statewide pro-
hibition was upheld by the State Su-
preme court in . unanimous opinion.
The court held that cities governed I'M
der special charter were without su-
thority to continue traffic in intoxicat-
ing liquors after January l, 1916, when
the statewide prohibition becomes eff
fective. George Q. Richmond. deputy
city attorney, who had charge of Dem
ver's case, stated the city commission
ers would accept the Supreme courts
ruling.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16

How can you sell these shirts for
SO cents if they are worth two dol
lars apiece, as you say they are?"
It's like this The goods we're SO
popular that the manufacturer could
not make them fast enough to supply
the demand, so he failed, and we
bought his entire stock at sacrifice"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16

A colored man called at Mrs. Bax-
ley's looking for work
What is your manner" she asked.
after hiring him
Nah name is Poe, ma'am." was the
answer.
'Poei" she exclaimed Perhaps
some of your family worked for Edgar
Allan Poe; did they?"
The colored man opened his eyes
wide with amazement.
"Why-why. ma'am," he said, as he
pointed a dusky finger at himself
why, All am Edgar Allan Poe!"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16

The minister Of small Missouri
town called the grocer on the tele-
phone the other day and gave him the
following order:
'sScnd a dollars worth OF meat out
to my house II there Is no one at
home, Just poke 1t through the key.
hole. r-Harper's Weekly.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
Augmentation Held Down,

Washington, D C.-The fact that
the secretary of treasury recommends
an appropriation for only $50. 900 to
begin the construction of the new Port
land postoffice indicates the depart
ment's belief that two years will be
required to finish the building which
will probably be begun in February.
An appropriation of $50, 900 was
made last session and this will be used
to meet first payments, but with the
amount now asked this will be only
half the authorized cost of the struc-
ture-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
A Good player.

'"Thump-rattlety-bang" went the
piano.
What are you trying to play,
Jane?" called out her father from the
next room.
TITS an exercise from my new In
struction book, First Steps in Music,
she answered.
well, knew you were playing with
your feet" he said grimly. but don't
step so heavily on the keys-it dis
turbs my thoughts"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
Papa's Nemesis.

Evelyn is cowardly and her father
decided to have serious talk with his
little daughter.
Father" she said at the close Of
his lecture. when you see a COW. amt
you 'fraid?"
mol" with scorn.
"Aint you 'fraid when it thundersf"
mo-" with laughter. "Oh, you silly,
silly child"
Papa" said Evelyn solemnly,
"sin't you 'fraid of nothing In the
world but mammal"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
Spoilsport.

Young man." said the magistrate
severely, "the assault you have COM
mitted on your wife was most brutal.
Do you know Of any reason why
should not send you to prison?"
"If you do, your honor" replied the
prisoner at the bar, hopefully, "it
will break up our honeymoon Phil
adelphia Ledger.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16

Kind Old Lady-Tm sure you won't
mind my asking you, but are you a
relative Of Captain Jones. of Mudford
The Officer-Madam, 1 am Captain
Jones of Mudford.
Kind Old Lady-Ah, then. that &C
counts for the extraordinary resem-
blance!-London Opinion
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
Sure of Help.

The boy was very small and the
load he was pushing in the wheelbar-
row was very. very big.
A benevolent old gentleman, put
ting down his bundles. lent him a
helping hand.
Really, my boy" he puffed. II
don't see how you manage to get that
barrow up the cutters alone"
Il don't" replied the appreciative
kid Dere's always some jay
a-standin around as takes it up for
me-"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
Canned.

'Is your wife putting up any fruit
this SUMMER"
mo. but I've canned few peaches
myself"
You have"
Eyes. I've had three different
stenosraphers this year, and not one
OF them knew half as much about
spelling and grammar as she did about
the latest fashions"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
Not Guilty.

do you know that that young man
who Is going to marry your daughter
is an inveterate gambler"
Nothing Of the sort. He merely
thinks he is. Why. trimmed him out
Of fifteen dollars myself at stud poker
the other night"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
What She Learned.

Mrs. Willis-So your daughter is
home from domestic science school?
l suppose she has learned several new
ways Of washing the dishes.
Mrs. Gfllis-No, she seems to have
learned several new ways Of getting
out OF washing them--Judge.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16

E Fletcher Hallsmore, the leading Dancing Fl:
pert and Instructor In New York City. writers =
have used ALIENS FOOT-EASE- the antiseptc
powder to be shaken into the shoes. for ten years
and recommend it to all my pupils" 1t cures and
prevents sore feet Sold by all Drug and Depart
ment Stores. 25c- Sample FREE Address. Allen
s. Olnstsd. Le Roy. N. Y.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
Bryan Cited in Libel Suit.

New York-William J. Bryan was
served at the Biltmore hotel with an
order signed by Justice Ciegerich re-
quiring him to appear to be examined
about transactions connected with the
sale by the United States to Greece of
two battleships. Mr.. Bryan will be
asked whether any secrets of fire con-
troll, aiming or other control of gun or
war vessel sold by the United States
to Greece were confded to Greece. The
order was obtained in connection with
libel suit brought by Petros Tatanis
against Greek newspaper.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
No Room For II.

"Will you have cherry or an olive
in your cocktail, MAORI" asked the
host.
Neither" replied the major. They
merely take up lot of space that
might be better devoted to the likker.'
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
fnsuIted.

II don't see Griggsby at the club
any more. He used to spend nearly
all his time there"
Yes, but when some of the other
boys suggested that he ought to spend
something else besides his time once
In . while he got mad and resigned"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16

The Professor-HumphI Dear mel
gave that young man two courses
on the cultivation of the memory and
he's gone away and forgot to pay me,
and l can't for the life Of me remem-
Der the fellows name. How provok'
iupf
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16

This collar stud is my own inven-
tion," said the Cheap Jack. land the
name I have given it is Fault"
Because everybody has faults7"
suggested the red-nosed man in the
crowd.
mo, my dear sir; simply because
it's so easy to find"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16

Abner-well. Jay, how dye like 1t
up t the city?
Jay-Aw, it was all right enough
most ways, but what bothered me most
was tryin' to look at everybody I met
on the street.-Puck-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
Federal Probe Proves Fatal.

New York-The Federal prosecution
of the New York, New Haven & Hart
ford and its directors accomplished the
practical ruin" of that railroad, in
the opinion of Charles s. Mellen. at
the trial of former directors of the
road on the charge of criminal viola
tion of the Sherman law. 1t was from
fear, he said, that this would be the
result of the inquiry into New Haven
affairs that he got Lewis C. Ledyard
to see President Taft and the attorney
general, and induce them to limit the
inquiry to the Grand Trunk deal.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16
The Wise Fool.

Truth, crushed to earth. viii rise
again." quoted the Sage.
Yes" responded. the Fool. But 1t
seldom rises in time to get the num-
Der Of the Joy riders machine"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-12-16

Brown-Did l leave an umbrella
here yesterday?
Barber-What kind of an umbrella?
Brown-Oh, any kind at ALL I'm
not fussy.-Boston Globe.