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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22
Sadograph
Dearest Public:--

Dearest Public:--
A fruitless expedition Is when one
goes after o PEACH and returns with
a BUN. I found another silver thread
among the gold In me whiskers. and
you are some to blame.
I have tried to get you to hurry
and have told you about the Egyptian
mummy, how they have been tryins
to get bis soul and body back together
10 they'd work. but 1t can't be did. !
want you to buy diamonds. watches.
savsrware, cut glass. hand painted
china, Parisian ivory. umbrellas
clocks. and the awfullest mess OF Jew
slry you could ever imagine. The
tomb Ia q punk place to wear wrist
watch. Yes. dear. they wear them on
the arm. Once q girl didn't. and she
kicked q guy right in the eye' They
had Q poor time.
She lay and dreamed OF a diamond
She wore It ON her mitt.
she rolled and tossed and murmured.
But nobody cared a bit.
She awoks; twas q lovely morning.
With smile her face was lit.
"Ial meet some guy In klamath,
And I'll chase him quite b't."
All sises Of slavery rings.
The texture Of our umbrella covers
h woven 90 close that you can dsh ON
and they can't tell you 10
heaven.
I should like to have you come over
tomorrow, % am anxious to see you.
Bli Main Street.
SAD McHATTAN.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22
Everyone Should
Drink Hot Water
: in the Morning
Wash away all the stomach, liver,
and bowel polsons before
breakfast,

To feel your best day in and day out
to feel clean inside; no sour bile tt
coat your tongue and sicken youl
breath or dull your head: no constipa.
tion. bilious attacks, sick headache,
colds. rheumatism or gassy. acid stom.
ach, you must bathe on the inside like
you battle outside. This is vastly more
important, because the skin pores do
not absorb impurities into the blood
while the bowel pores do. says we'll
known physician.
To keep these poisons and toxins
well flushed from the stomach liver
kidney and bowels drink before break
fast each day glass of hot water with
tesspoonful of limestone phosphate
in it. This will cleanse. purify and
freshen the entire alimentary trac. he
fore putting more food into the stom-
ach.
Get a quarter pound of limestone
phosphate from your pharmacist. It ia
inexpensive and almost tasteless. ex-
cept a sourish twinge which is not un.
pleasant. Drink phosphated hot water
every morning to rid your system Of
these vile poisons and toxins; also to
prevent their formation.
To feel like young folks feel; like
you felt before your blood. nerves and
muscles became saturated with an &C.
emulation Of body poisons. begin this
treatment, and above all. keep It up!
As soap and hot water act on the skin.
sweetening and purifying. SO
limestone phosphate and hot water be-
fore breakfast. act ON the stomach.
liver and bowels.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22

The political situation In Greece has
been further complicated by the sud
den illness Of the king. He is suerins
from influenza. and his doctors have
advised him to refrain from participate
Ing In state AFFAIRS. Because OF the del
icate situation caused by the allies re-
treat Into Greece and the Greek elec'
tion the kings illness might bring
about serious complications.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22
Notice TO Creditors

Notice to CreditoEs
In the County Court Of the State Of
Oregon, for klamath County.
In the Matter Of the Estate Of Sur
villa n. Broadsword. Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the un-
dersigned has been duly appointed
executor OF the estate Of Survilla n.
Broadsword, deceased, by the above
entitled court. and all persons having
claims against said estate are re-
Quired to present same to the under
signed at Bonans&, Oregon. or Ut the
law once Of Rolao c. Groesbeck. in
klamath Falls. Oregon, within six
from the date OF this notice.
Dated this Sth day Of December.
1915.
FRANCIS w. BROADSw0RD.
Executor Of the Estate Of Survilla N.
.Broadsword. Decsased.
s-1S-11-1s-k
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22

ter Of the estate Of Anderson p.
Hutehsns. dsosassd. the undeesiened
a. sdministratrix Of the said estate OF
Anderson p. Hutchens, deceased, will
sell at private sale to the highest bid
der upon the terms and conditions
hereinafter mentioned and subject to
confirmation by said county court Of
klamath county. Oregon, on or after
the sth day Of January. A. D. 1915.
all the right, title, interest and estate
Of the said Anderson P. Hutchens, de-
ceased. in and to the real property
hereinafter described.
The terms and conditions of said
sale are to be all cash, in gold coin Of
the United States of America, or one
half cash and the balance secured by
first mortgage upon the said prop
erty or purchaser can assume the
payment Of certain mortgages now
upon the said premises and the bal
ance Of the purchase price to be paid
in cash.
The real property herein advertised
to be sold is described as:
Lots three (3) and four (4),
block IS, klamath Addition to
klamath Falls. Oregon; lot three
(3), block SO, klamath Addition to
klamath Falls. Oregon; ffty feet
Oh south side Of lot nine (9). block
four (4). West klamath Falls. all
in Klamath county. state Of Oregon,
the same to be sold in separate par
cells or in one parcel as the admins
tratrix and purchaser may select.
All bids or offers must be in writing
and may be delivered to or addressed
to this administratrix. care of Charles
J. Ferguson. her attorney, at Khan.
ath Falls. Oregon.
Dated this 9Th day Of December,
"A. d. 1915.
SADIE HUTCHENS,
Of the Estate of An
derson P. Hutchens. Deceased.
s-16-32-3s-5
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22

Summons
Equity No. 1919
In the Circuit Court Of the State of
Oregon, for klamath County
~. l.. sparrentorn. Plaintiff,
VI.
John Forbes and Nettie d. Forbes.
Defendants.
To John Forbes and Nettie d. Forbes,
the above named Defendants:
In the name Of the state Of Oregon.
you are hereby summoned to appear
and answer the complaint nlsd in the
above entitled suit. within six weeks
after the first publication Of this sum
mons in the Evening Herald news
paper.
And you will take notice. II you fail
to appear and answer. or otherwise
plead. within the said time. the plain
titf. for want thereof, will apply to the
above entitled court for the relief de-
manded In his complaint filed In said
suit, to wit:
For judgment against the defend
ant, John Forbes, for the sum Of
$4,000 with interest thereon at the
rate Of per cent per annum from the
esd day of October. 1914. and for the
additional sum of $4,000 attorneys
fees, and for the sum Of 33S0.00. with
interest thereon at the rate of per
cent per annum from the 23d day of
October. 1914. and for the further
sum Of $4,000 attorneys fees and for
the sum Of SITS. with interest there
on from the 22d day Of October. 1915.
and for the further sum Of $34.07.
with interest thereon from the 31d
day Of October. A. D. 1915, and for
bis costs and disbursements herein.
And also for a decree oforeclosing
the mortgage described in the COM
plaint filed herein. to wit:
That certain mortgage made by the
said defendants. John Forbes and
Nettie d. Forbes. which said mortgage
is dated the 23d day Of October, A. D
1915. and Is upon the following real
property. situated In klamath county,
state Of Oregon, to wit:
Upon the northwest quarter Of
the northeastl quarter Of section
eleven (1D. and the west half OF
.l the southeast quarter and the
southwest quarter Of the northeast
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22

Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned has been duly appointed
administrator OF the estate OF Harriet
Roberts. deceased. BY the county
court OF Klamath county. Oregon. and
all persons having claims against aid
estate are required to present same
to me 1t the law ONCE Of Rollo G.
In klamath Falls. Oregon.
within six months from the date Of
this notice. verified as required By
law.
Dated at klamath Falls. Oregon.
this 18th day Of December. 1916.
CHAS. /. ROBERTS.
of the Estate Of Har-
riet Roberts. Deceased.
15-22-29-5-12
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22
LEGAL NOTICES

Notice
To Theodore Helm. late Of Dairy.
klamath County. Oregon:
You are hereby notified that 6nal
rule in divorce has been granted
against you at the suit Of your wife.
which will be heard in the court Of
common pleas No. I, Philadelphia
County. Pennsylvania, Of December
term. 1913. on Monday. the S1st day OF
January. 1916. on which day you may
appear and show cause. II any you
have. why such divorce should not be
granted against you.
LEWIS H. RYON.
Attorney for Libellant.
Date Of first insertion. Dec. 22. 1915.
3 22.2a-5.12
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22

Notice Of Sale Of Real Property by
Administratrix
In the County Court OF the State OF
Oregon. for Klamath County
In the Matter Of the Estate OF Ander-
son p. Hutchens. Deceased.
Notice Is hereby given. That In
pursuance Of an order Of the county
court. Of The state Of Oregon. fpe
Klamath county, made on the 7th day
Of. December. A. D. 1915. In the mat
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22

absolute sense. for love is the purifica.
,ion Of the heart from self. It strength.
ems the character and gives a higher
motive and nobler aim to every
action of life. So that all should have
a passion OF love for their fellow men,
ard think of something higher and
nobler than worldly pleasure.
Our ideal should be "The brother.
hood of man." Equality.
I've often heard the question, Am
ny brothers. keeper" I tell you, Yes.
For 1t is a privilege. and should be a
pleasure for the strong to help the
weak. and the satisfaction that comes
f'cm doing things that make for the
Protection and betterment of our fel.
low men brings it's own reward.
Each of Us has niche to fill in the
worlds great structure. but we, as in
dividuals. cannot do any great work
unless we cooperate with others who
are in sympathy with our views. As
the poet sings:
Many can help the one,
But one cannot help the many"
Like wheat. the grains cannot main.
tain their individuality and their own
life il they would become bread for
others; the grapes cannot maintain
their individuality if they would be-
come wine.
Shall We. then, refrain from uniting
and giving the best that is in us for
the betterment of our fellow men in
general. because Of the opposition of a
few feeble-minded ones who do not
realize the vast significance of the
power of united effort?
Surely cot!
Let US who understand the situation
rs 1t is today lend hand In the uplift.
Ing OF our weaker brothers. They can.
not undo their past. but they can lead
Eobler lives in the future. and with the
right influence they can rise to un-
dreamed of heights.
Shall we withhold such influence be.
cause a few do not believe in reforms ?
] do believe in reforms. but no man
should undertake reform unless ne
has grit and determination to carry 1t
through in the face Of all opposition.
He must know what to do in serious
r:isis. and how to do 1t. He must not
be afraid Of what the opposing ones
might say or think. but rouse to splen.
lid action and carry out his original
IDEAS with fearless and undaunted
,Ourage.
It Is only when we can forget self
N the soul inspiring work for others
hat we live the life that is worth liv-
ng. We may not always achieve the
iesired results. but we will at least
rave manifested that nobility Of char.
lcter which wins the admiration and
respect Of those who are truly noble
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22

All kinda OF Sox and Neckwsa'
combination Xmas boxes and csts.
le X. X. X. Store.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22

Fownes Gloves the thiag for Xmas
gifts.--K. X. X. Store. 16
i6 X. X. X. Store.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22

The boys all want ono OF our flying
sleds for Christmas and you and We
know 1t. $40 up for one week.
WILLIS-JOHNsT0NE co.
"The House Of Sensible Xmas Gifts"
l7.2t
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22

Ask Chilcote for 1919 calendar.
11-tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22
THE QUALIFY
BUTCHER SHOP

No Delivery, Poor Quality.
Highest Prices, are three
good reasons why you
should Join our liat Of Eat.
tsflcd CustOmesS.
Phone Orders receive the
same careful attention.
INDEPENDENT MARKET
Phone % 10th aad Aatn
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22

bradley Sweater Coats.
16 X. X. X. Store.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-22

Slippers for Xmas.
ls X. X. X. Store.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
USES FOR OLD LINEN.
How Frenehwomen Use the Tops Of
Old Evening Gloves

HosE Frenehwomen Use the Tops Of
Old Evening Gloves.
Never throw away old linen In any
shape or form Cotton sheets and pill
lowcases when old and worn are soft
and splendid for bandages and other
sickrOom needs. No new bandage
ever equals old bed or table linen for
such purposes, as they VIII tell you at
any hospital. but It Is understood 1t
must be sterilized before being used
Housekeepers are apt to overlook
this use for old linen unless there Is
really sickness present in the house.
but a store Of such pieces laid away
win never come amiss even II they are
only used for ironing boards and for
wrapping up bundles In the storeroom,
for In a contagious disease old sheets
must be hung over the doOrways to the
sickrcom and kept wet with disinfect-
ant. When the weather Is hot wet
sheets hung about the room will cool
the air.
The linen should have been washed
clean without starch, and the hands
that roll it should be very clean. For
an open wound sterilfzed gauze VIII be
q necessity, but clean linen may be
used TO protect the bandages under
meath. At the hospitals the old linen
30 utilized Is baked In the regular oven
to sterilize It before using
When the bandages are rolled they
should be placed in a clean covered
receptacle until needed A glass jar
or q covered box win do for the pur-
pose. The width Of the bandages de-
ponds upon their use. About one inch
Is wide enough for a finger. and from
that the widths vary. For an abdom-
iuaI bandage six or eight inches may
not be too wide
The tops Of old evening gloves have
their use TOO. An appeal recently came
from Paris for them. to be sewed to
eether as interlinings In vests for sol
diers I'm winter trenches Hundreds OF
Door women are kept employed making
these winter comforts
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
A Potato Race.

Children Of all ages except the baby
enjoy greatly a potato race. Two rows
Of potatoes are laid along the ground
for a distance OF a hundred feet or So
about five feet apart. A basket or pail
Is placed at the end Of the row from
which the contestants start. Two per-
sons begin together. each having a
spoon. and they must pick up the pota-
toes, one at a time. on the spoon with
out touching 1t with the hand, and
carry 1t safely and drop it in the bas-
ket. One may select the potatoes in any
order one pleases. but must make a
separate trip for each potato. Some
times they fling the potatoes from a
distance. but If it falls short 1t must be
picked up and placed in the basket
whoever gets his potatoes In first is
the winner Of these two; then two 9th
ers enter the contest. After all the
company have had their turn the win
ners are pitted against each other until
there Is only one remaining, who Is
pronounced the champion
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Echoes of the War.

The sultan is no longer called the
Sick Man Of Europe. There are too
many other brother royalties who feel
the same way.-Pittsburgh Gazette
Times.
The Poles may get autonomy which
ever side wins. But II the fighting
goes on much longer there win be moth
ing else left for them - Philadelphia
Ledger.
The war news bristles with '.stagger-
ing blows" But most Of the stagger-
ing win be done by the generations
that must pay the biIls.-Cleyeland
Leader.
Every one Of the countries at war
demands "a lasting peace" as the price
Of the cessation Of war. II there should
be lasting peace the cost Of the war,
stupendous as IT is, might be consid-
sred none too great--DetrOit NewA
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
SWTzERLAND'S
CITIZEN SOLDIERY
United STATES May Follow
Swiss Army Methods.

ATOW that there Is so much agi-
NJ tation for an enlarged and
stronger national defense there
Is special interest in an ex-
animation OF the army OF Switzerland,
for here Is ''eitizenry trained and &C
ecstomed to arms" such as Washington
advised for the United States and an
idea which has been advocated By
President Wilson
On Aug. 3, 1914. forty-eight hours
after the Swiss federal council had IS
sued orders for the mobilization Of the
entire army OF Switzerland, 10000
men stood at their appointed posts,
ready to defend the neutrality OF their
country. The accomplishment OF this
feat won the admiration OF even the
much engaged beIigerent nations, for
It furnished eloquent proof OF Swiss
military discipline and efficiency.
Switzerland. with a population OF
100000, maintains the largest armed
forced propOrtionately Of all European
lands. France comes second, Germany
and Sweden next. The per capita cost
Is relatively small because Of a rational
military system which Is both economic
and democratic.
The army Of the Swiss confederation
II q citizen army. Every Swiss citizen
q liable to military service from his
twentieth to his forty-eighth year. The
federal forces consist OF three divisions
II E., the so called auszug, the land
weir and the landsturm. To the aus
rug. or elite, belong the young men up
TO the age Of thirty-two; the landwehr,
or first reserve, comprises the soldiers
from thirty-three to forty years Of age,
and In the landsturm, or second re-
serve, are Incorporated the men from
forty-One to forty-eight years OF age.
No Swiss citizen Is excused from
military duty unless he Is physically
unit or under the stipulated height OF
i've feet one and one-half inches. Citi-
Gems who are liable to do military serv-
Ice and who are prevented from full
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Household Helps

Always scrub a floor the way Of the
grain Of the wood
When powdered sugar gets lumpy
run 1t through food chopper instead
Of trying to crush the Jumps with q
rolling pm
In an emergency one may manufac-
tune waxed paper by melting parafan
N q shallow pan and pulling strips OF
tissue paper through e.
10 prevent newly painted windows
nom sticking open and run them up
and down two or three tines q day for
three or four days. Unless this Il done
tie windows are almost bound TO SICK.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11

filing their duty on account Of their
residence in a foreign country are
obliged to pay a regular military taz
Military instruction Is impaired at
the expense Of the Swiss confederation
By special instruction corps, aided By
the officers OF the higher Rnd lower
ranks. The years recruits are fmme-
diately sent to one OF the schools for
recruits established in different cities
throughout the country. Those intend
ed for the infantry receive a preltm+
nary training lasting sixty-6ye days,
eavalrymen have to remain for ninety
days, field and mountain artillerymen
seYenty-ave days, engineers seventy
I'VE days. transport men forty-twO
days and ambulance men sixty days
Since the year 1907, when a new MIL
faFy organization took place IN the
Swiss army, both the cavalry and al
the forces OF the auszug have b at
tend a yearly repetition course hst-
ing eleven days.
There are special courses ana train
ing for those DESTROYS Of advancing 10
q HIGHER grade. There q central MI
nary college at Thun for the fnstruc-
ton q officers Of the general star and
another for regtnenfaI oficerS In
fsntry Instructors receive their Train
fng a q school Of that description Ct
Basel and there ara, furtheEmUe,
courses for shooting ESPECIALLY fDr e.
ncersl, also for Ambulance work. e..
Every soldier a. moreover obliged
q Do Z certain amount OF rine pEaetics
aach year. and a record Of his capacity
= tbs Inc b carefully kept
II has been generally admittsd b
military experts that SWitzertand.
among tia nations q second rank. pos-
sss1as the strongest and best drilled
afmy-a Veriteble model Of democrats
orxnnizstion. TIE faet that q small
nsntral nation he this = Obliged %
maintain such an elaborate military
system does not Indicate "a tie Least
lnat TIE people are advocates Tor ms
tarIsm- On TIE contrary, SWikEeEian1
4 egar ectfFe n the spreading q paacs
rsopaeanda. but the present var hn1
already proved fhs inmense vaLue ~
ksr military system n safeguars.n1
nsr tsrfitory from invasion and 3 ~
Inlien q her neutrality.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Short Stories.

Rainwater is soft because It con-
tains no mineral matter.
Four-ffths Of the haibut Of the
world are taken on the Pacific coast
banks.
The only thing which the parcel post
has refused to carry is a baby. The
postmaster at St Paul ruled that babies
were live stock and not mailable-
Macedonia grows the richest opium
Of all countries. The export OF crude
opium from the Salonih district to
this country ranks second to tobacco
in value. The product Is used solely
in the manufacture Of morphine and Is
not the quality used for smoking
The broad ax., 1915-09-11

SoncNflcno8 ana Sanotlcn rullno1.
Honey Sandwich Spread thin slices
OF bread with very thick honey that
win not run readily; spread other side
with butter stirred with cream. Press
one slice Of each together and cut into
fancy shapes II something tasty u de-
sired for an afternoon tea.
Baked Bean Sandwich.-Reduce the
beans to a pulp (red kidney beans pre-
ferreO. Mix pulp with melted butter,
onion Juice. pinch OF dry mustard. a
few olives OF pimentos chopped and a
dash Of tomato ketehup or chin sauce.
Spread the mixture between slices Of
brown bread Chin sauce IS generally
used
DeyfIed Ham Sandwichea-To make
dsYfled ham chop very fine one pint
Of boiled ham (more fat than lean). stx
hard boiled eggs. one teaspoonfui Of
mustard ethe made kind), season and
preas in a mold This WIN keep Tor
weeks and Is good filing for sand
Wiches.
Filings for sandwiches are numar-
Gus and nearly always on hand First
there cone the sweet dlllngs. such a.
creamy Judges Of an kinds. mashed
chocolate creams, maple filings creamy
maple fudge. caramel fudge, eandied
ginger as a earnish for outside q sand-
Wiches, also as a dlllng; ratztns chop
ped and mixed with nudge OF chopped
and mixed with butter, etc. They
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Nuraariea


In the scheme Of living where ap-
pearances must be maintained at all
costs, where the keeping OF servants Is
reRarded as an absolute essential
where the whole aim Is to impress
ones acquaintance. children are too
omen regarded as needless Injuries
where they are permitted to fntrude.
they come, as q usual thing, In single
numbers, one child being considered
enough Of a burden. In Europe the
women who have followed this theory
have IN many cases seen their entire
family swept away and the sad concl-
don has made the mothers OF America
pauso and reflect
WIEN one comes to think Of Il bow
vrry few houses are built with nurse
-. Even large homes. rented af e.
orbstant rates, seldom have a nursery
o. az the bedrooms has 70 be given
oTer 10 the kidd1es, but It can never De
male % look quite as useful and pref
~ a n 4 had been designed Tor the
rrtno.e. The IDEAL nursery ought %
- dad an round halfway up the Tall'
not oold green tiles. but q warm shade
a. en- o. 4 deep pink. The room ought
- have fitted eupboards In Il. 80 tnar
- an inch Of space q wasted There
-to,ld ~ atted guards IN front OF ne
-indows. 20 that there Is no danger
~ the bobies falling out. and ne nre-
49, ouehf 70 Be large and open. nos
-. shuurd liftIs afniEs that one ms
!. - bodroons q the ordinary no
-, h.naa
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Hidden Pet Puzzle.

By taking the initial letter OF a one
syllable word from each OF the follow
ing sentences and writing them to-
gether correctly the name Of certain
Kind of four footed pet win be spelled:
Aim at the sun and you'll reach the
moon
Few gems are as rare as the pearl.
Art Is a long and tedious study.
A gentle nag is the ehildren's friend
When given an inch do not take a
mile.
Sweet Is the bread one can earn for
himself.
Always look well before leaptng.
Answer.-Spaniel