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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-12-20

.ceptien will. be held In the parlors Of
the church. for the Wedding guests.
Mr.. Paul Jordan will be best man.
Mises Ruth sPytklan- Of -Indianap0lts,
maid of honor. with Misses Ruth For
gus0n, Grace McWhinney. Gladys Jor-
dan and Hazel Kinley; -brffdesmsids.
-Ushers will be Messrs. Windsor HaT.
ris. Reid Jordan. Fred Otto OF Hagsrs-
town and Clair Reid. Miss Bonita
Coddingtoh. 81 New: Paris. VIII J be
fewer girl. and Master Richard Little.
brother or the bridegroom. ring
bearer.
-. The Monday Night Skating club.
which was one of the most popular In
the city. several years ago WIN be re-
organized after New Years and meet
ings will be held early in January. A
number Of persons who were not mem
bers of the club. at. that time will be
asked to join. &c.,. .....
= Mr. and Mrs. Burton Carr will
spend Christmas with Mrs. Cars Per.
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. William Thomas At
Springfield, Ohio. 1885,. =. ..-e. =.
Mr.. and Mrs Thomas NJ kaufman
OF the Pelham apartments will spend
Christmas with Mr.: and Mr.. John
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Aufderheide in Indianapolis. and are
leaving Friday.


Holly. Christmas bells, and other
decorations emblematic Of YuleTide
were used In arranging the home OF
Miss Carolyn Hutton this afteFno0n
when Miss Hutton and Miss Mildred
Schalk entertained for Miss Margaret
Ferguson who will be married next
week to Mr.. Herbert Cotton of New
Haven; Conn. The affair was In the
nature Of linen shower and the bride
elect received many pretty gifts. The
hours we're spent socially and with
neediework. Music was also a fea-
ture. A luncheon. in several courses
was served. the red and green being
carried out The guests were Mes
dams +. J. Ferguson. George Diiks,
Edward Hollarn, Edward : Schalk,
Emily Hutton of California, Margaret
Breckenridge, Douglas Graham.
Mather Kelsey, Misses Mary Mather.
Florence. Bartel. Gertrude. Bartel.
Helen Buckley, Mary Candy. Margaret
Ferguson. Dorothy DHks. Blanch
Bayer, Edith Moore and Florence Rat
lift.
One of the delightful pre-nuptial at
fafrs given for Miss Rhoda Mad0e Por.
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Social Calendar

Mrs. Burton Carr hostess for
meeting lunchson-auotion bridge
club at her apartments In Key.
stone,
Iitney supper given 1t First
Presbyterian church.
Aid society. of South Eighth
street Friends church meets at
the church.
Play entitled. "aOnce-A-Wesk-Cl Club
given at First Christian church.
Card party 1T o'clock in Moose D
hall t.;-ss-S
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-12-20

Clubs
Teas
80 Dances

Heun wa8 a Especial guest. After
luncheon the hours we're spent play
Ing bridge and fayors were given to
those making the highest scores. The
members are Mesdames Julian Gates,
Harry Lontz, w. r. Poundstone.
Thomas M Kaufman. Walter Engle,
Wilson Magaw. Misses Marie Camp
bell and Margaret Sedgwick. -
The members, OF the Little-Ellis
bridal party enjoyed a dinner at the
Arlington hotel last evening. rls.a .
&C The wedding acf MIR. Ralph Littles
son Of Mr.: and Mrs. Leroy Little, and
Miss Dolores Ellis daughter of: Mr..
and Mrs: W. A. Ellis of West Main
street, will take, place. this. evening
at $40 o'clock at the First Christian
church. Rev. l. E. Murray will read
the ceremopy..and.the ring service, will
be -used. After the ceremony a re.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-12-20

For the pleasure :of Mrs Frank
Davis Of Manchester. Ohio, Miss Mar
garet SedgHick gave a luncheon today
at J. o'clock entertaining msmbers of
the Wednesday aucttop-bridge. club.
Inc rooms were Arranged with the
Cnristmas decorations. Mrs. Robert
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Mrs. Walter Engle Of the Pelham
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Miss, Rhoda Madge Porterfield OF
Indianapolis. is the guest of friends
In this city.
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Mrs Anna Smith is the guest Of her
son. Mr.. J. B. Smith aud. cfamily In
Connegsville. 80 z.4t!.T..:.. Sc !.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-12-20

MIR. and Mrs. Robert Pythian, Miss
Ruth Pythian and Mr.. and Mrs. j. n.
Doerr Of indianapolis. grandparents
OF the bride. will attend the Little
Ellis. wedding. which will be solemn
ized this evening.
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terrified OF Indianapolis. whose mar
riage to Mr.. ]. Morris Jones will be
solemnixed January 1, was the lunch
con bridge given Thursday afternoon
by Mrs. Ralph Polk of Greenwood.
formerly Miss Grace Porterfield of this
city.
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Mr.. ". e. Brown has returned from
New York. where he spent several
days on business,.s ..e1-s -
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-12-20

One of the delightful pre-nuptial at
fairs given for Miss Rhoda Madge Por-
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and Mrs John H. Aufderheide. Mr.
and Mrs. Aufderheide will give = din
ner-dance the Monday evening after
Christmas at their beautiful heme.
Several other social functions will be
given in honor of Mr.. and Mrs. ,Kauf-
man during their. visit at the capital.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
SUBSCRIPTIONS RATES:
"THE BOOSTER"

We have new esteemed contem
porary.T Unheraldod by the great
astronomers of the world. one Of the
brightest stars in the journalistic
skies has blossomed cut right here
in our midst. II is The Booster
published by the students Of the
Chickasha high school, the first issue
OF which appeared last week
'The Booster" is a four-page, five
column paper edited entirely BY high
school pupils and printed on the first
and third Fridays OF each month. The
first number is neat and newsy. being
filled with articles Of interest to pupils
and patrons of the school,
L. Norman Duncan is the editor Of
the new paper; Dewey Neal, assistant
editor; Mike Smith. manager; Faye
Shook, assistant manager; while the
following names appear in the list
composing the staff: Joy Ringer,
Irene Wilson. Arthur Griffith. Wallace
Thompson, Lucille Westfan, Harry
Austin. Susie King. Charles Holding,
Louise Catteral. Charles McGehee,
Marjorie Dwyer. Marcis Dikeman,
Clarice Tatman and Francis Stone.
There is no reason why The Boos-
ter should not prove 10 be a strong
factor in promoting the progress or
the school. and it is to be hoped that
Il viii be generously supported. We
give it the right hand Of fellowship
and wish the young journalists un-
bounded success.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
THE NOTE TO ENGLAND

John Bull will have to make some
ether arrangements The most recent
note sent to him by Secretary Lansing
makes it clear beyond all eavil that
he has been taking unwarranted lib
critics in interfering with our shipping
and he will have to quit it.
II has not been our privilege to read
the little l5.o0o-word note, since the
press has given us only few columns
summarizing it. but we judge from
the sample that it leaves little to be
said on the subject
Mr.. Lansing seems to have done a
thorough job Of it. showing BY facts.
law and precedent that many Of the
practices OF the British are indefen-
sIble. Striking straight from the
shoulder. the secretary puts the case
in the elearest and strongest kind Of
language.
The American government makes il
perfectly plain that it cannot tolerate
the view that nation is to be per
mitted to run roughshod over the
rights OF neutrals simply because it is
engaged in a life and death struggle. =
The United States accepts fun re
sponsibility as the champion Of neu-
tral rights and indicates a fixed de-
termination to insist upon complete
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
"PoRk, AND PREPAREDNESS.

The relation between pork" and
preparedness will likely figure largely
in the discussions in the coming ses-
sion Of congress and it is eminently
proper that it should Careful stu
dents Of affairs have been telling us
for years that a vast amount Of public
funds presumably being spent for ma
tional defense was in reality being in
vested in pork" purchases.
Otherwise stated. that allegation is
that congressman have been more
eager to secure appropriations that
would benefit their respective com
munities than they were in seeing that
the money was expended in way
which would contribute to prepared
ness. II is freely charged that II the
immense sums which have been ex-
pended for naval and military sta
tions for the benefit OF particular com
munities had been properly used.
national defenses would not now be
calling for huge appropriations
If the administration can succeed in
turning the light on this condition and
getting congress to take the national
view in making all such appropria-
tiong it viii have taken trehfehdous
forward step in the solution of the
defense problem and also the large
problem OF economically administered
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
poinq Somebody Gcod.

A travelling man who came this way
recently goes to the post Office of
every town he makes and inquiries
about the letters which are held for
postage. He pays the shortage and
sends the letter on to the addressed.
He says that he feels that he is doing
somebody good, and he considers this
a fine way to show real charity with.
cut letting his left hand know what
his right hand doeth.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
His Failure.

"Ah, What scanty knowledge we
have OF what the future holds in store
for u.s." solennly remarked Professor
Pate. When l was a freckle-faced
lad, with the nail of one or the other
of my superior toes chronicaIly turned
back like the clasp of an old-fashioned
portemonnaie, how little did realize
that | should grow up and not be
PRESIDENT kansas City Star.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
His Point Of View

What DO you think about national
preparedness? asked the militant per-
son. Il dare say it's a very good
thing for nation" replied Mr.. Twob-
BILE, thoughtfully, "but in my relations
with Mrs. Twobble. / find a policy of
nonresistance more conducive to
Ieace and harmony in the family cir.
cle.'
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

Col. Roy Stafford is having hard
job TO convince the hyphenated por-
ton of the readers of the Oklahoman
that he is sitting tight on neutrality.
While We haven't been able to read
all that he has written on the sub
iect, as far as we have been able to
Judge at this distance. Colonel
Stafford's crime consists chiefly in
upholding the undiluted American
view that President Wilson has taken
in controversies with the Father
lard" In other words his idea seems
tc be America first"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

respect for the interests OF nations
not involved in the gigantic conflict.
In the face Of the formidable array
Of logic which Secretary Lansing has
presented. it is difficult to see how
the British government can find any
excuse for continuing its Objectionable
practices.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
SCH00LB0Y WISDOM

Here are some amazing bits OF in
formation from genuine examination
papers:
Henry died of eating Palfreys."
Caesar was a king and went high
up on a mountain
Thomas Beckett used to wash the
feet OF leopards-''
George Eliot left a wife and chill
dren to mourn his genii."
Ben Johnson is one Of the three
highest mountains Of Scotland"
Queen Elizabeth rode a white horse
from Kenilworth through Coventry
with nothing on. and Raleigh offered
her his cloak
Lincoln had q woman make him
suit OF homespun from rails which he
had split. They were hickory rails.
hence hickory shirts
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
Plavinu Fast Ball.

According to a Central league cor
respondent. the league is playing
much faster article Of bali than ever
before. Dayton, last years pennant
winner. looks as good this year as
IL did last. and yet it has not been
able to keep the pace with the other
teams and is on the bottom.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

The announcement that night ses-
sions are to kbe held at the North
school building is matter OF more
than passing interest. AS far as we
recall it is the first time such instruc-
tion has been offered in the public
schools OF the city. Mr.. Black, the
principal. is to be commended for the
innovation he has launched. 1t win
afford an opportunity to all those
whose early education was neglected
to improve themselves Intellectually
thus enlarging the sphere Of useful
ness OF the city schools. Judging from
reports the moonlight schools thai
are now being conducted in many
parts Of the county are producing
splendid results and the night sessions
OF the city schools should be equally
as beneficial
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

Il don't like the way this hotel is
rum carped a psevish young travel.
ing salesman. Neither do l." replied
the landlord OF Pruntytown tavern:
''but I've got to entertain all the fools
that come along as well as the SEN
sible people. Judge.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

Buenos Aires is to have new bank,
backed by Argentine financiers.
Paris is said to possess more sun.
dials than any other city in the world.
Switzerland normally sells So .00O, ,0C0
worth OF cheese yearly to the United
States.
duces more than s6.000.000 worth OF
honey and wax.
Holland annually produces about
20.000,000 pounds of fax fiber and 500,.
600 bushels of seed.
The government OF India will ex
tend its wireless system until every
army post has station in charge OF
a trained officer.
The most costly thimble in the
world is owned by the queen of Siam
1t is shaped like lotus bud. and is
made of gold. thickly studded with
diamonds.
The German emperor has horror
OF cats. When he came to England
all cats at the castles he was to visit
were rounded up and sent into exile
till he had departed.
The value of thymol in medicine and
sanitation depends on its powerful
germicidal properties. combined with
an absence of toxic qualities. II can
be used as an antiseptic with the same
effectiveness as phenol or carbolic
acid; bGt. mike the later, is non
poisonous.
Those who formerly gamblsd at
Monte Carlo have been so effectively
diverted into other activities that
shares in the Casino company have
dropped from $1,000 TO $3.50. Many
of those who formerly threw coin on
the green tables are now themselves
only pieces in a game.
We may puzzle our brains over the
tongue-twisting names which France
and Russia have given to some OF
their towns, but England herself fur
nishes few quite as dazzling as that
OF Prezemysl. Hurstmonceaux, for in
stance is pronounced Her-so; Kirkcud
bright. Kir-coo-bee; Daventry. Dantry;
Leominster. Lemster, and Evesham
E-sham.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
Largest EnaIlsh OAK.

The largest oak tree now left stand
ing in England is "CowtEorpe's Oak"
which is rs feet in circumference at
the ground. The Oldest tree in Brit
ain is Parliamentary oak, IN Clipstone
park. London. which is known 10 be
1900 years old
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
OPTIMISTIC FACTS

The majority OF men who Dor
row money return it.
The fact that dishonesty seems
TO prosper corrupts only { few
II virtue were as unusual as
vice it would get just as much pub
licity.
There are more decent people
in the world than all the other
kinds combined.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

the new way. That's why -Gets-Itn has
the hlgrest selling corn remedy IN the
world. preferred BY millions 10 you
remember that toe -eatiug salF8 so1
bundling bandaEe. the gouEinE you've
done with knives. razors aud scissorsf
Well now. forget them all No more
fuSSinz. no more pain Nhenever Tou
fs doomed. sure. So i every caluz-
wart or bunton. Never cut corns
~ s-ssIs,za- - -r-a<rs them STOW th1s
much faster and increases the danger o.
blood poison. No cutting Is necessary y
n<ne '-Cssts-It.s Use It tonight and END
yonr corny existence. :, 80,
.Gets-ft' Is sold by all druggists.
sc a bottle. or sent. direlt d =
Lawrence & Co. Cht<aSo.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
GRADY COUNTY EXPRESS.
25e a Year.

= This great offer IS made for :
= an indefinite period. We viii +.
: send the GRADY COUNTY +,
, EXPRESS for one full year. to
: subscribers in Grady county .
= only, on receipt Of only 25 !
E cents. THINK OF 1T. the Off. .
3 cial county paper. roek-ribbed .
, Democratic. with all the local. /.
? political ana official news {,
= every week for 25 cents year .
? Start today: Remit in coin +.
, to- .
> GRADY COUNTY EXPRESS, I
; chiekasna, Okla.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
RECENT IDEAS

Photographic means have been in
vented for measuring the blows dealt
by nat car wheels to tracks under va
rious conditions.
.Artesian well drillers recently dis
covered rich deposit of copper in
region in Argentina where none was
known to exist
An Iowa truck farmer irrigates his
land by pumping water from an ar
tesian well with a pump to which his
automobile is attached.
In Germany there has been paterted
a method for making paper REINFORCED
by cotton or linen, a sheet of the fab
ric being inserted between two layers
OF pulp, with which it mixes intimate
ly.
On the theory that the flavor Of the
sugar maple is contained in the rough
outside bark as well as the sap OF the
tree, a West yirginian has patented
a process of making maple sirup that
contains an extract from the bark.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
Corn limpers! Use
"Gets.It'' and Smile I!
Corns Come Right OF, Clean and
Qniek You Needn't Limp, or
Fuss With Your Corns
Anv More

What's the use OF spelling o good
time for yourself by umping around
with fierce ccrns2 It's one Of the
easiest things in the world. now. to
get rid Of them. "Gets-ItF does IL
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
A STOLEN sMILE'R TWO.
Misunderstanding

misunderstanding.
Reggie would tango perfectly but
for two things"
~yess What are they?"
His feet."-St Patrick's Monthly
Calendar.
unzfsseerable. &A
Hortense- -flcan only be sister to
You. Alphonse"
Alphoase-"Then give me back my
presents.~
Hortense--"w Why. Alphonse, Who
ever heard Of a sister doing such
foolish thing as that2r-Judge.
Too Easy.
~what did you say your business
was:"
Il am a critic f
-Yoa criticize people -
~You might say SO. yes"
"And do you mean to tell me ycu
get paid for that e--Louisville
courier,Journal.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
EXPRESS PAckAeETTEs.


y = = y y = y ~
Near-champ he was, I'd have you
know.
You should have heard that sucker
blow,
But in the tournament so gay,
Alas. alas, he dubbed the play.
81 Simp says he notices that a per-
son who is loquacious always talks
lots.
Oddly enough. some people simply
wear themselves to frazzle in pur-
suit Of pleasure.
And there never was chestnut so
stale that popular orator could not
draw applause by springing it,
But with all his millions Mr. Car
negie has discovered that it is no easy
matter to go into the world market
and buy peace
al jennings is doubtless finding his
new trade of evangelist equally as
profitable and certainly less hazar-
dous than his old profession.
On the whole, it Will have to be con-
ceded that the eoroner's jury was
right in its finding that the Agawam
victims were killed by the wreck.
According to the FL Reno Democrat
only one man among the crowd that
played in the golf tournament here
acknowledges that he ever came to
Chickasha.
Albert Thompson officially denies
the rumor that the spectacles which
DIR. Corbin found in his chicken house
belonged to him. THAT big-mouthed
Hal Thompson started that story,
said he.
Fred Frey raised big kick when
he was pitted against a one-armed
man in the golf match with Ell Reno
IF beat him they viii accuse me OF
running over cripple, and if | win
they will never quit joshing me, said
he. The FL Reno man won.
Charley Moffett. the genial Rock
Island yardmaster Is very careful with
his reputation for veracity. When
asked for train information he always
answers. Train is reported so-and
so" never saying that il will arrive
at the time mentioned. He thus puts
the responsibility for all Icing on
the dispatcher. Some folks seem 10
think that know the exact time when
every engineer on the road takes
chew of tobacco, but don't said Mr.
Moffett
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
CONDENSED FACTS

Buenos Aires is to have a new bank,
backed by Argentine fnanciers.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09
LITTLE THOUGHTS

A useless lie is bat living death.
Better a prudent enemy than a
,riend without discretion.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

The United States annually pro
duces more than s6.000.0o0 worth OF
honey and wax.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

Near-champ he was, I'd have you
know,
You should have heard that sucker
blow,
But in the tournament so gay,
Alas. alas, he dubbed the play.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

Oddly enough, some people simply
wear themselves to a frazzle in pur-
suit of pleasure.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

Hard Reputation to Keep Up.
The hardest working man on earth
Is the one who is expected to uphold
a reputation of being the life OF the
party.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

Switzerland normally sells $4,000. .0OC
worth OF cheese yearly to the United
States.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

81 Simp says he notices that a per-
son who is loquacious always talks
lots.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

II woman loves a man It's Ten 10
one that she doesn't understand him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

Holland annually produces abou
20.000.00O pounds of fax fiber and 500,
600 bushels of seed.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

Paris is said to possess more sun.
dials than any other city in the world.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

And there never was a chestnut so
stale that popular orator could not
draw applause by springing it.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

The government OF India will ex
tend its wireless system until every
army post has station in charge OF
a trained officer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-09

Thomas Beckett used to wash the
feet OF leopards-'