The Alaska citizen., 1915-02-01

 to express his appreciation of the dancing of a certain young lady, and has taken space in tie columns of the press in order that he might do so. He first saw the young lady dance at the Charity ball last Satur- day night He does not know that he ever saw her before that time, but is sure that he will know her the next time he sees her.
 His eulogy on the dancing of this young lady is written in true Ken neth C. Beaton style. He says that |, really doesn't half express his ad It is as follows:
 "Tha, GIRL
 In
 Pink.
 That danced
 The
 What-dye-cau-it
 With Fred
 Pauli. has
 Joan
 Sawyer
 Looking like
 Scenery on
 A wet
 Day, and
 Any time
 That hear
 SHE
 Is going
 To dance
 I'm going
 To give a
 Sack of
 Flour to the
 Belgians,
 Or the
 Bulgarians,
 Or the
 Turks.
 Or to Johnny
 BULL" Kelly
 If he eats
 Flour-but
 I'm
 Going 10
 See HER dance
 If I can
 Because
 SHE'S the best in the
 World. And
 If I had
 Money, or a good
 Credit
 With Paul
 Rickert. the
 Farmer would buy the
 Whole wheat crop
 Of the Panama
 Valley. grind it
 Into flour
 And give it to
 HER" They Went Unprecedented in the East And history of Fairbanks Furious was the advance sale of
 tickets for the big Char fly ball last Saturday night In ,act, the actual number of tickets sold far exceeded that of any previous event in the history of the town. How they were disposed of Is an being told how the ladies ticket coerced their friends. as well as other men. into helping along ho good cause
 In fact, the ladies worked fast and furious, day and night. If one succeeded in selling ticket to d fellow, she would immediately tell he next member of the committee she met, and that member would nut hin down on the probable list and see him the first time she got ! chance. Of course, the majority >f fellows hate to turn down a lady, aven when 1t comes to purchasing icket for an event to which they D1r tlo 4 They therefore buy again.
 When MT. Man falls the second inc. he is immediately recognized as l prince" in the common parlance nd from then on he has to buy tickets from every woman he meets For his fame as a ticket purchaser 'as spread to the four winds. In his manner. one man is known 10 nave purchased at least 10 tickets. while there are any number who bought from three up for the dance Saturday night. None, however. have made a kick" all being glad that 'hey were able to help along a good cause by purchasing a ticket from rame their way. Questioned There is a certain road The Wrong house man over in the Man Mt. Mckinley district
 who was the victim of : rather cruel misunderstanding at he time the young millionaire hunt ITS, who just returned from there, first stayed for the night at his nome.
 When the hunters come to this mans roadhouse. he was given to that three of the party were the sons of New York million aires. and naturally he was much interested in them all. It happened, however. that he mistook Carey Morgan, the son of J. F. Morgan IT,, to be one of the employees Of the party, and thus he took him aside and asked him lot of ques- ions about the hunters.
 MT. Morgan was not long in real izing that the roadhouse man had him for one of the help CTS. and so he concluded to pose ,s such
 "I suppose these young million aires don't know much about shoot. ing" suggested the roadhouse man.
 Not blamed thing" agreed MT. Morgan.