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No0r" ny innings: r.
Cincinnati ................o 0000c o. O-3
summary: IiunS-Doylo CO., Fletcher 90
Ncrkle. Hcrzog, Clarke, Olson. Two base
hiis-Mathowson, Olson. stolen hascs-Snod-
grass. iicrz"R. Olson Earned runs-New
FLETCHER and Mcrkic. Lett or bases New
York. II; Cincinnati, s First base on or
rors-Cincinnati ! New York T. Bases on
halls-on Schaucr, 3: on stroud .: on Ben
ton. l: Off Lear. .. Iiits-on Mnthewson 8
in innings: OF Schnn":. In inning; OF:
stroud, in innings; off Benton, in
innings off Lear. In innings. lit by
p!tcher--by Benton. 1Snodgrass and
Myers; by Lear. Fle,chcr): by stroud j
oGroh.. struck Out-by Mathcwson .: by
Stroud. .; by BENTON. &; 10y Lear . UNI
pires. KLEIN and Emslio. Time. 2:sS.
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Totals %? 6 - 10 Totals "a
DATED FOR o'iIara in ninth.

toronto .. ..........0 o 0 o.
summary: Runs-Smith. Priest. Steven
son. Graham. Home run-Smith. Three base
NIT. Sacrifice hits-Williams, Dcmmitt.
stolen hasrs-Stcvcnson. Parent. Struck ont
by Palmero. :: bv luque. . Bases on
balls-on 1a!mcro. =: of Luque. = wild
pitch-Palmcro. Hit by pitChcr-by Luauc
Time, i:i5.
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GRAYS WIN VICTORY

PROVIDENCE. n. /. June 1G.--
oes niger. lat" Of IN" Philadelphia Ma
victory over the Newark Indians in a
fast and exciting contest here today.
Tho game was featured hy the work
OF Nov" g short for the visitors This
player robbed The Grays OF al lea ST
thsee hits ny sensational plays Ice
was ~ the points Toy the Indians. ana
although touched up Tor seven hits.
~ iwirl"d good han in all except the
Fifth inning. The score:
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SkEETEUs MAKE STAND
AZ TIIE EINAL DI1I,H

In the seventh the locals got a fine
start on Truesdale's scratch hit. Bar
ncNs base on balls and 4 wild pitch,
but could not improve H. Thorpe and
lucs hit short flies to Thompson, and
Barry struck ont. Al the final ditch
however, the Skcctcrs made y winning
stand and put their rivals TO rout
Trucsdalc hit Just ont of Balls
reach and beat the throw Barney
forced TcucSdalc at second Thorpe
caught the crowd with single to CEN
Ter. iucs was too dangerous. and was
permitted to stroll Barry, however.
responded with the timely binple. ana
Barney ana Thorp" rushed In with the
runs needed, and the game terminated
with only one out.
Ralph Works the cX-Dctroit pitch
or. has been secured 10y Manager Dunn,
and has been working out lie will
get into action in the series against
Newark. pitcher Schorr, let 20 by .lcr-
scy CITY, also accompanied the Climb
ers LMok 10 Nichmoml tn- Might
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NATIONAL LEAGUE.

x WHERE THEY PLAY TO-DAY.
New York mt Pittsburgh.
brooklyn at Chicago
Boston at st. Louis
Philadelphia at Cincinnati
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Val. - ,nTn " ~
y T,G6G4Imhnry: i"ns-Gul. Groom, peyo,
base nuts Milburn, CHI stolen hasn 70
- rs % en- %, T.ogorc -. Devo
rhinecd runs Yale, .; Princeton
1 e. Br,,.n ni's-,,E@s'on Law 90. Way
rrinccton. T. First base on crrors "
= d#'G; Prince'on !. BASES on baliS--
@1Ii De%". 3. Of Way, .. Struck o,,, ,.'
s ~ r. by 5Deyo l. Empires, Stafford
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EN-GINNT FIlNGER
las CLIMBERS HELPLESS

In The four innings that Bentley per-
formed. seven hits were hung up to
Hichmond's credit hut with the cx-
Giant HinEcr In action. Richmond APP
pcarod helpless under his fire and not
a hit WAS made. the side being retired
in regular order in each of the five
consulting innings Seven batsmen
we've retired ON strikes.
MorIiScttc was less Fortunate, bcin"
hit freely, but until the final round
succeeded in working out of some
ticht places Richmond got busy
against Bentley in the third. Meadows
tor" of u hit as a starter and Thomp-
son sacrificed him along to the mid
WAY Pick slipped in n cor in the
wheel with pretty ,hrcc-auarter
hrceHcd in with tn" first tally. Bates
homo from the hot corner. but was
caught ut the plate. With one out
in the fourth. Eall hit hard to left.
Gran" pokcd a safety in the opposite
direction. Schaufcle laced Il fast roll
or TO center. sending Ball over and
after Meadows famed. Thompson
cracked binglc To Earncy's pasture
and Crane Chnlked. Picll hit in Barry's
hands.
With the change in runncrs came n
change In results Richmond fell off
in lifting, while the Skectcrs gained
headway With Richmond one notch
ahead. Wright opened the sixth with
a single hit, Turner struck out. and
WrlghtS dash to second was stopped
hy Schaufclcs good throw for a
double play. Reynolds singled. hut
Wits" was retired by Ball At first.
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Petersburg.
Suffolk.


score tE innings: u
ressfIburs ,............o 0 0 o o o.
'u''''N '.'...............i 0 d
summary: Runs-Spcncer Busch Long
SIe"ari. Henry. Two base hlt-Snenr.r
ii" .,a ,.rnh-Iiew3ri stolen blses-I}usch.
LONE ron. Double plays-B Busch to Long "a
5arnet ~: Poh to Henry: Coa!by 10 POI,
~ nchFg Struck cu,--hy Richmond :: by
rtHton. J Eases on hal!s-cn n!chmori 4.
oi Gaston, :. III, by pitchcr-b,. I;as,on =
ia ritch,-"nsion l;iis-or Ilchm0nG ;.
~ - innings. on Rice. In Is Inning,
':elt on haHcs-Pctc rS burg :; Sunol,
p're. MCGOWAN. Time. l:3o Attendance.
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FINAL GOES TO ROCHESTER

TORONTO, ONT, June I6.-Roches
ter made u three straights over To-
Tonto Oh the series. taking the ANAL
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AMERICAN LEAGUE.

WHERE THEY Play TO-DAY.
Cleveland mt New York
. Detroit at Washington
4 Chicago at PhiludcIphia
s ST. Louis at Boston (two games)
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JERSEY CRY.

'Uhr oHt When Whining run WAS
scored.
-.nnttcd for bentley I'm the fourth
inning.
Score hy Innings. r.
NichmOnd ..... 90 - D o O O--.s
Jersey City 100000 -
Summary: Thrcc-bnsc hit-PiclS.
Sacrifice hit - Thompson. Stolen
bnscS-'rhOmpson, Hall. Double
plnys-Pick md Jordan: ScbnufcIc
and tInil. Bases ON hnils--oT Hcnt-
ley. I; OF Meadows. q. Struck out
by Meadows, :; b! bentley, 3: by
Wlltsc. :; ny M0rriSscttc, 4. Hit by
pitchcrs-hy Meadows tWright.
iiits-oH Meadows, 4 In 4 innings:
oT BENTLEY. in 4 innings. I'M
pircs-Hrovn mud Hart. Time-2:i5.
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BASEBALL RESULTS
INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE.
Newark TI y; s, THEY PLAY TO-DAY.

WHERE THEY PLAY TO-DAY.
ROchcstrr at MontrenI
Buffalo at Toronto
Jersey City mt Providence
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
GAMES YESTERDAY
Pittsburgh. g; PhiIndcIphin l.
~. Louis, 4; BrooItIyn, 3.
nings). ""'e III
Chicago. 3; Boston, 4.
STANDING OF CLUBS.
w. l.. Pet. w T. 20.
Philh ....27 81 .583 Pittsb'gh 90 ii 1870
{, s, SO 81 ~ .3GS nrooIsiyn "a 20 $50
~. louis. ~ ~ .olO New York 20 "a .455
i'"stoh .."l FL 800 CincinI 10 90 .422
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COLLEC|AN BLOWS UP
AND CLIMBERS TUMBLE
Rubc Meadows Goes Well for Four
Frames. Then ENplodcs and
Loses Game.
JERSEY CITY TAKES FINAL
EX-Giant I'Iiuucr Is Seen in Action
Against Locals, and He Keeps
Them lirlplcss-Ralph Works Will
BE seen in Series With Newark.
Lsnccial 10 Tho rilncs- Disratch. ]

lsntFlal 10 me il'S- i'lSiltlNn.I
JERSEY CITY. y j., June lG-Jcr-
scy CitNs grabbed tn" final portion Of
tho opening series at West side Park
with Richmond by coming through
with Il uiuth-iruiur victory over the
climbers by a margin of TO 3. giving
til" Shelters tho long end of the ar
rumcut two games 10 one.
WITH success apparently assured for
the Climbers in the first four frames,
Rubc Meadows, Jack Dunn's Baltimore
ColleEian. blew up in Jersey City's half
Of the fourth stan2a and rs result
OF his ascension a scratch hit and four
bases on balls, Jersey city registered
TWO runs which We're forced in pre-
vious To- tile application OF the hook
upon puun'S exploded phenomenon.
With the base all populated ana two
out and two runs, MorriSctte was call
ed To tho rescue and blocked further
trouble ny disposiug OF Barney by his
PEG over 10 first.
MANAGER Wiltsc introduced Pitcher
Roy Bentley In Skcctcr r"Ellia to-day.
and the cX-providoncc dccciver lasted
four innings against In Richmond bat
swinCcrs lie retired in favor OF
Tamm as a pinch-hittcr, and Manager
Hooks Wiltse assumed charge OF the
local battery. He proved we'll supplied
with ammunition. and its effectiveness
kept every member Of IN opposition
away from the base line
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Totals 80 - u Totals 20 727i Is /
Ran Tor -. Miller in ninth
fh"iied for Appleton in ninth.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-04-22
HE WAS HUNGRY.
Under the Circumstances His tumble
Of Words Was ExeusabIe.

Under the Circumstances His tumble
Of Words Was ExeusabIs.
Professor Siginond Freud. the emil
nent German scholar. has made a
study of linguai plumbers. spoken and
printed. and has embodied the result In
his book. "PsychopathoIogy." As an
example Of laundering speech caused
by subconscious cerebration he gives
the following: a
"A wealthy but not very generous
American host invited his friends to
an evening party. Everything went
we'll until about midnight. when there
was an intermission for supper. To
the disappointment Of many Of the
guests there was no real supper. In
stead they were RECALLED with thin
sandwiches and lemonade.
"As It was during the presidential
campaign. the conversation turned
upon the different candidates. and as
the discussion grew warmer one Of the
guests. an ardent Progressive. remark
cd to the host:
"'You may say what you please
about Roosevelt, but there Is one thing
he can always be relied upon to do-he
always gives you square meal
HE meant. Of course, to say a square
deal The assembled guests burst into
a roar of laughter, to the great embar-
rassment both Of the speaker and Of
the host"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-04-22
eskimo courtship.

II European death scenes astonish.
the consenting Eyes" Of n bride at mar
rjage shocks an Eskimo woman. Not
only must bride show herself Hncon-
senting; she must. II she respects her-
self and tribal traditions. scream and
struggle with all her might when her
wooer or his envoy enters her family
residence and. laying hold upon her.
drags her. usually by the topknot. to
her new home. She may be presented
with new lamp and water pail by
her bridegroom. and she is as gen.
eral thing nightly pleased at ner
change of estate. But she Is far too
circumspect to show her pleasure or
affection and keeps up a noisy demon
stration until she feels that she has
done all that well bred maiden
should do.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-04-22
JAPANESE UMBRELLA TRICK.
u Was ! Street Incident That Led Up
" 20 the Clever Feat.

u Was = Street incident That Led Up
W to The Clever Feat.
Feats with an umbrella-of the Jap
anese kind-are very common. The
juggier throws up a ball, catches it on
the top Of an open umbrella and, by
twisting the handle rapidly, causes the
ball to run round the edge of the um-
'brella. A similar feat is performed
with curtain rings and with coins. The
smaller and lighter the coin the more
difncult the feat. 3g.
All these feats were originated by
q street performer in Japan. One day
while passing under the walls Of
castle a small audience collected on
the top Of the wall and playfuly drop
ped some tangerines on to the comedian
Of the company of struggling jugglers.
NO such company is complete without
a comedian.) The next day the come
dian was treated in the same manner,
and so he put up paper umbrella to
shield himself. The shower Of tan
gerines broke through the umbrella.
Then the leading juggler Of the COM
panyi saw his opportunity. He took
the umbrella. twisted It quickly and
by making It revolve caused the tan
geries to ny OF. While he was doing
this he was helped by a lucky accident
One Of the tangerines rolled round the
umbrella once before dropping on the
ground. The; juggler picked mp the tan
serine and caught 1t once more on his
revolving umbrella. and thus the feat
was invented.
The hardest feat Of all with the um-
brella is done with q Japanese coin
which is lighter than an American cent
London Strand Magazine.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-04-22
GOOD MANNERS.
Little Acts That Speak Aloud About .
Persons Breeding.

Little Acts That Speak Aloud About
Persons Breeding.
1t is always the merest trides rather
than the big things Of life which In
dicate the manners and tastes or the
average person. says a writer In the
London Chronicle. A glazing social
error, particularly rude action or
tactless speech are not made with too
great frequency, but other less obtru-
sive faults are often committed-some-
times solely through ignorance or
want of thought.
It is just as grave mistake to be
too polite as to be abominably rude.
The painstakingly polite person Is very
trying to encounter, for extremes often
meet, and he generally succeeds In be-
ing actually iii bred. For instance,
there is always the man who. In the
mistaken idea that woman should
always precede him. allows her to fight
her way into q crowded train, descend
unaided and walk before him into q
restaurant that is rather full.
Removing his right glove before
shaking hands with a woman; raising
his hat when he offers q damsel his
seat in car; carefully plotting his fair
companion across "A crowded street;
walking on the outside Of the pave
ment and refraining from sitting when
talking to q woman who happens to
be standing, are all instances OF those
little things which mark the good
breeding and thoughtfulness Of man.
Unfortunately In some cases these
things do not come by instinct, but
rather through the hard school Of ex-
perience.
On the other hand, a woman requires
to be just as careful Of her manners.
It is very exciting no doubt to talk
loudly and initiate casual hearers into
the mysteries of an intimate converse
ton with another woman. Unfortu-
nately the listeners are only contemp-
tuously impressed with the fact that
the speaker is incapable Of controlling
her own voice.
It is usually either nervousness or
thoughtlessness that prompts a woman
to display her worst side to the world.
She will take q seat that is offered to
her In a crowded car without word
of thanks or else will make the chival-
rous person feel still more embarrass-
ed by quick and emphatic refusal to
profit by his generosity. or perhaps
she will rush through swing doors
without bothering to notice II any one
is likely to be caught in the rebound.
elbow people who are in her way,
walk on the wrong side of the street
or fail to remember that she must al
ways bow first to her men acquain-
tances before they raise their hats.
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Town Of Distinction.

Where can one find more filthy,
hot, sweltering. odorous town than HO.
deidah?' asks recent traveller regard
ing that Arabian port. A flthier town
It would indeed be difficult to discover.
even in Asiatic Turkey, and the char
acter of its Inhabitants may be judged
from the fact that the Akhdam Arabs,
who are treated as outcasts by all the
other tribes. have been allowed to es-
tablish themselves In Hodeidah. New
ertheless the port is the gateway to
one Of the most beautiful. fertile and
populous regions Of Arabia and had a
fourishing trade In days prior to Turk
ish misrule.-Pall Mall Gazette.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-04-22
PACKING FOR A JOURNEY.
Here 10 Scheme That May or Ma,
Not Be Of Help.

Here 10 Scheme That May or. May
Not Be Of Help.
Jerome X. Jerome recalled with rev.
erence a habit of his methodical uncle.
who was great traveller and who. be-
fore packing for a journey. always
made a list" This was the system
which he followed. gathered from his
uncle's own lips:
Take piece Of paper and put down
on 1t everything you can possibly re-
quire. Then go over 1t and see that It
contains nothing You can possibly do
without.
Imagine yourself In bed. What have
you got on? Very well: put 1t down.
together with a change. You get up.
What do you do? Wash yourself
What do you wash yourself with?
Soap. Put down soap. Go on till you
have finished. Then take your clothes
Begin at your feet. What do you wear
on your feet? Boots. shoes, socks. Put
them down. Work up till you get to
your head. What do you want besides
clothes? Put down everything.
This is the plan the old gentleman al
ways pursued. The list made, he would
go over 1t carefully to see that he had
forgotten nothing. Then he would go
over 1t again and strike out everything
1t was possible to dispense with. Then
he would lose the list
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-04-22
LAND FIGHTING NOT CLEAN.
The Naval Captain Preferred His Bat.
ties on the Open Sea.

Tho Naval Captain Preferred His Bat.
ties on the Open Sea.
When Vera Cruz was besieged in the
Mexican war Captain Robert e. Lee.
afterward the commander In chief Of
the Confederate army, was ordered to
throw up breastwOrks to defend bat
terry manned by the jackies Of man
of-war. Lee put the tars into the
trenches and soon had the dirt flying.
but the sailors did not labor cheerfully.
They resented having to shovel dirt,
and their captain demonstrated openly
with Lee.
my men," he said. do not want mud
banks to hide behind; just let them get
out and at the enemy"
But Lee would not listen. and the
tars sweated away at the shoveling.
Presently the Mexicans opened fire at
the very point thus protected. and the
sailors were glad to seek the shelter Of
the despised dirt. The ships captain
felt that he owed Lee an apology and
made handsome one.
well. Captain Lee" he stammered.
81 reckon you were right. suppose
the dirt did save some of my boys from
being killed or wounded. but you know
we sailors have no use for dirt banks
on shipboard All we want is clear
deck and an open sea. The fact Is. cap
tain. don't like this land fighting. any
way. It isn't clean."-Youth's Compan-
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-04-22
Turner's Little Afterthousht.

An English critics reference to Tur-
ner's fine picture 1.-THE Wreck Buoy"
reminds faithful newspaper reader
Of curious anecdote in connection
with it When Turner first sent this
picture to the Royal academy 1t was
hung among several brilliantly colOred
pictures. On vanishing day Turner
found the effect of his dull gray rem
dering of a stormy sea altogether
spoiled by its bright surroundings.
Without moments hesitation he
painted in the lighted buoy In the fore
ground. and its dab of crimson light
showed so brilliantly In its gloomy set
ting that Turner's picture became the
prominent one. and its rivals on each
side were cast into the shade. 1t Is
curious, If true, that the most notice
able feature Of the picture should have
been an afterthought
In One Lesson.
He-Your sister said she couldn't
dance. ~ +. So
She-Well, can she?
"Yes; made her. We hadn't been
on the floor a minute when stepped
on her foot. You just ought to have
seen her."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-04-22
PASSING Of Papxru..

One Of the modern mysteries Of
Egypt is the disappearance Of the
papyrus plant that once fringed the
lower Nile and made q desirable haunt
for water fowl. A botanist, recently
from Cairo. declares that in all lower
Egypt the only papyri now growing in
q natural state are In the Esbekieh
Gardens fountain at Cairo, the botan-
ical gardens and at the Barrage. Per-
haps Isaiah may have thrown the evil
eye on the plant, for among his prophe-
cies is the destruction Of the paper
reeds by the brooks" If we did not
have ancient illustrations to guide US
It would be impossible from the pres
emit scanty remains to reconstruct the
amazing fields Of papyri that indirect
" helped to civilize us.-London Tat
ler.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-04-22
CHESS is NOT so SLOW.
Fifteen Moves an Hour Is the Rule In
Championship Games.

tnteen moves an r1our - tue nusO III
Championship Games.
What is the average length Of time
that u chess player In an international
championship contest takes to move?
Among mere human players there
are many traditions of how these peers
Of the game scorn to make move in
less than an hour: nay, more, how they
consume whole evenings and often
times days In a single move. Such
tales are rife in rural chess circles.
Now, In hard fact, these -superplay-
ers move more rapidly than the ev-
eryday expert. The common limit in
international championship matches is
fifteen moves an hour; player failing
to get within this limit loses the game
no matter how commanding his posi-
ton; an average Of four minutes to the
move is considered ample time. In
Lasker, for the worlds championship
he was held to be justified In refusing
Lasker's condition that the limit be
heightened to twelve moves an hour.
In championship games a chess clock
Is always used. This has two dials.
each dial controlled by a plunger. I'm
mediately after black has moved white
strikes bis plunger, which starts the
hands on his dial recording time. At
the instant he moves he, strikes his
plunger again, battling the mechanism.
Black then strikes the plunger Of his
dial starting his clock in turn. The
dials thus record the net time each
consumes in moving.
OF course in practical play the con-
testant gets more than the four min
utes. The first eight or ten moves are
almost always book plays, made In less
than minute each. This allows much
time as credit on later moves. Fur
thermore, even when his opponent Is
moving, a player studies his own next
move. based on the probable move Of
his opponent. But the day long or
even the hour long move exists only In
the Imagination Of the village cham
pion.-Washington Post.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-04-22
IN q Braid.

A youthful bride had undertaken to
keep house. She went to the municipal
markets of course One day the man at
the vegetable stall displayed. for her
admiration. a bunch Of fine asparagus
.picked not three hours ago." he said
The new housekeeper gazed upon the
asparagus with unaffected amazement.
docs 1t grow like that?" she asked. II
always supposed the cook braided the
ends of it."-New York Post.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-04-22
Tho Letter Of th. Law.

didn't tell you," demanded the
stern mother. always to wash your
hands before coming to dinner?"
II did wash them before dinner" re-
sponded truthful James.
Nothing Of the sort. You haven't
been inside the house since lunch
time"
well, ! washed them then. That
was before dinner. wasn't itr'-Rich.
uond Times Dispatch.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-04-22
Hard Hearted.

According to a hard hearted Chica
goan, the time will come when sickly
man will not be able tn harrow money
or get commercial credit.
Shades Of Poe. Carlyle and Steven.
son. what's to become of the anemic
poets?-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-04-22
COMING In rhronq..

my wife is greatly disturbed"
,,ifWhat's the trOubleT
"She says the red ants are holding
an old home week In our pantry. -
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-04-22
Awful spats.

Patience-Do you know the Styles?
Patrice-Oh. yes!
"Is II trne that they have awful
spats?
"Oh. yes. indeed: she has pink pair
and he has blue pairr = Yonkers
Statesman.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-04-22
Terminoioqy.

g Grubbs-Don't you like Rifkins any
longer? Stubbs-Y Yes. indeed. like
him much longer-if you let the word
refer to distance and mean away.
Richmond Times-Dispstch. -