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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-03-07
.NR AND MRS. CAzzEIL
RETURN FROM TRIP
Auto 10 Ios Angcirs. San liego
Roosevelt ham and Other
Potnts pf Interest.

l'r and Mrs =. q. C1gyel arrived
homo Into Friday from an outing Of
.sseraI week. 10 the West Thoy Inr
nome February 900 made fHe "trip
tc d.. Angeles .n J o. bryant bi.
"Casa 90" arfo THay aa"' through
.r la day- stopping $50 and one
Illf dIt 90 route.
They stopped o day lId hali o.
Pr0ru.s one dgy 90 which fhsy used
in making rur over to .fff' 80 b.
.DIf Dam. distance 0, ffatr miles
ara return They also rcmeiauel a.
Iuma. Aril. day. ou account oi
r.in
Tho. made au average ol nearly
700 mile. Der day during no ieu
.aH ore-hI.f day Oh ih, rood and
ra..l.d total of about 1000 miles
f.. 900 This distance they bad no en-
l.rr trouble. ana only ono puuciurc,
though fhp CASING. nero pretty sell
0rn by the trlp
The aere away from home about
fsruty-uga Huy- -Four d1y We're
spent at Ioa Angeles aud three W
Sam Diego Tho. dH not gC 600 90
San Francisco Returning they
travelled ht uu and nent ono day
ir Salt Lpk, CTS and @ hau day 90
nruyer
The, enjoyed rho trlp very mUcn
Eut report bad roal. from Phoenix
90 Los Angelo. Their. Hrrr heavy
rrina. tho roads Worr badly washed
Qua DO, bridge. sore .n bad hap'.
Notwithstanding th' bad road They
uaually put u from TON 10 IN'ocn
hours per day and wul" good tim
Mira CIy1plI. mother. tlr Brown
q, Demon T,N. Feut house Cor her
during their tbsuO. and $500 fn.
main her. another Nnrk or LONGER
.et before returning home
Nr. ana Mr. bryant and 'amil'
i,ft Amarillo on the am, day. Feb
tuary s.. hy rail- and visited tho
Grand Canyon before going on 70
the coast Th.v also visited the
Panama Eyro itiou and mot Mr. ANA
Nrs. Ca1lcll 20 Los Angeles
Nf Bryant expects io drive the
car back. but may chance Dds plan.
a.. will remain there several weeks
They may take cottage a. River
.idr and Mr. Bryant and Oh, lall
/ drcn win spend tho GUNNER thor.
Mr. Bryant viii come homo e
! look after hie husins.s interest. aut
sul join them again late n Tho
. summer
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NfARII.IO GtN C1.JB
HOLDS ANIMAL ELECTION

The Amarillo Gun Club held o
meeting ne evening aud reorgau-
tied Tor tlo coming year OFFICERS
ere elected as follows
sam vaughn. president. Mile.
niyius. vice president, n + Whit.
comb. seer larry and treasurer, l.. o..
Dllgell ana " vs. Crossctt. field
managers
The tIr shoot win boz held on
saturday. MARCH 90. one week from
l.yi saturday. This viii h0 lno
bird. tor fHp Fred ilbcrt trophy I'm
trance g.. lr che 100 birds. iur'Hd.
u. target 81
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Return FROM HOLDING
SUCCESSFUL REVIVAL

Rev SD Williams Of San An
t0nla. q prominent missionary Hap-
flsi evangelist, and his Singer. J. 4.
Brown. acre i1 Amarillo Yesterday
IN route from Miami. shcre thoy
have conducted p ycry successful .D-
iior Of revival meetings Tor the pa 70
two week There wore moro than
q hundred additions forty of
these being 900 one ot thc Sunday
night services They viii return Co
Goodnight IH time 20 begin -ericf
oI messing ON tHe loOu' Sunday
ligbf in iDr.l
~ the closing service or Miami.
Judge Ewing and Judge Grocger
made very beautiful taIk-
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FORMER NNNI,ILIOh\
ms At WICHITA WI :

vs. O. r..f an old-tiur r. dent
cot Amarillo did Friday uirhf u
Wichita FH. The romaine wlIl ar.
litc m Amarillo over OBJ" Denver 100
p o'CIo,. Hg afternoon. and tn'
funeral trIpcs viii occur 90 th,
luCg- f.nl parlor about .i"
Wr. ru lrft Amarillo about $50
carr $500 .1d went 10 rloNl. I''
500. n AMARILLO some weeks oro
and .oH uc property hc hai here
.nd won't rom here to Wichita
F.ls %. as about 49, year nt 1gr
end sw,r vars aco $3.50 employed
With fHn Rico Furu.tur" Company
W thi. Ui. 4 widow ury..' UiW
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DON'T Isl, THIS cut ou in'.
100. orl.. five cents f1 foIoF a
Co.. Dhur lll. writing your name
nud aHTr. clearly Won vIll rr
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uuius r".,'a Honcy aud Tar Com
Hound Or. COUGHS rn,ls aul roup'
ru.,, L... pills. for pain IN
d.. an| book. rheumatism back
..hc. Hf. and bladder ailments
and Foley ,thartic Tablet. @ whole
come lrH thoroughly cleansing q.
t.arur. rcciallv comforting m
stout pea rs
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GUILTY SATURDAY
Given line and Jan sentence Wa,
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PROCEEDINGS Or WEEK
IN COURT Of APPEALS
y our Gases Affifned knd One Ile.
frrmcd and Alnrmed. I've
Neu Case ilc1

rroceedings IN court OF Civil 50.
YlI8 FOR seventh supreme Judicial
District. Amarillo f0f me week end
.r. March .. 1873
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-03-07

Hon Chas. G. Cook, pampa Hon
- T. Wuu Canadian ana Hon v
y Inllnr ncnrieill
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-03-07

Nr Lindsey sum aud son, Mas
Tor Gilm0r, arc expected home too
1ay from o three months. frIp Ca
Lexington. Ks. and other points.
About month ol ibis time was
pcnt ou "a "trip 20 New York and
Other places OF interest ir Poe Eas,
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Y0Ig for seventh supreme Judicial
District. Amarillo for me week end
.rr March .. 1873
MotioBs Disposed OF
chicago. Rock Island a Gulf Rail.
Vs. s. II Dalton. f0 fIle brief.
Granted.
g. =. Brown 81 oh SIS " 81 Gate.
wood - al Rehe1ring Oyerruled
rnas x. IOne y ] & Niv re-
hearing Oferrrulnd
sterling &. Robin on VS. clara s.
Tal'madge. % al H"hoaf.ng Ot'
'rrulrd
'1uiheru Rahsa Haiiray Com.
Uarr NJ Te1na t Tho. Ulfnr
timr. rehearne OFrrr'id
cowboy State Bank g. Tu Cone
prUy $685. J o. Quinn ~ W TO Sup
pIDWrnt and cnrrr'f tran rrIui 10
frl1rl Granted
D. T. Massic Matte Parker r.
3D.. TO pass Goo ror 0i docket
Granted
Eases Affirmed
81 Worth a Denver CHS N1ilHoF
Company ts. s. H Denton from
I.'hu
~ % Hawkin ss First National
Bank Canyon. FROM Randall
Tra a Pacific Hallway Company
J VI BroWdnr % al. from Don.
boy
O. ~ Ems 81 r1 s Oracle FLOR
.Hrc Garrison. from Donleg
Cases Reformed and Affirmed.
rug pf ClafnrdUu $751; Eva y
Icti.. from Donl.y Portion of
| Judgment 0rderIue Council 20 levy
o n.. and collect iaN Tor satisfying
| judgement. sct q .io. 1nd execution
| 0-ilrri and ua formed Judgment
Z q. aliifmod1
New cases lied.
n T.. Ford ST. Geo T. Warner
from llardeman
Ennis a Dale Ee Bert . Gator
from Hemphlll
National Equitable sOciiy OF Rel
ION SIS g. H. Tcnn.g0u. from Hemp
\ Inn
star MN a Elevator 60 81
G0rrnflp Bros. from Gray
Cowboy state Bank Trust Co
g J . Quinn. ~ 49, from Fisher
Eases set Down Dor Submission
March -, 1915.
70 " Gardner s Enid. Ochil'r"'
! s. western r. w. Go, % al iron
| ilemuhill.
J. q. Foster ys Enid Ocbilireo q
! Western Il. II Go. 81 al from
liomphill
Graham Paper Company ST. " j
/ Williams. from Potter
G. 70 Anthony 49, - T. Hardin
! ghrriIt. - ~. from Roberts
Joe lee Ferguson ,.. O e. Sod
ldare from Hale
Chicago. Rock island Gul Ran
Way Company 81 700 Vs. s. VI Dalton
from sherman.
out ~ Town Attorneys In Nucud
anCe.
Hon Chas. G. Cook. Pampa Hon
- T. WIN. Canadian and Hon v
p Taylor. henrietta
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Spring fter usually d. Hc o..
wlt 0f HluarI bowel. and torpid
liver After months Indoor. son
orc not lotoig 200 fe'i vigorous and
prishily Foig rafmruc Tablets
arc worth their irhi in rold'' Tor
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MONEY 10 LOAN.

ON improved re.'Joncc property
Vendors Lien and Mechanics liei
Notes taFen up or extended or vii
mako improvement Terms most az
traciiyc So commission or attorney
fees. Phone 49, S. a. Asscw.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-30
Estate of Charles r. White


State of Vermont-District of Lamoille, IS.
The Hon. Probate Court for the District
Aforesaid
To the heirs and all persons interested in the Es-
tate of CHARLES X. WHITE, late OF Nor
ristown,
in said District, deceased, GREETING:
WHEREAS, application hath been made to this
Court in writing, by the Administrator of said es.
tate praying for license and authority to sell all of
the real estate of said deceased to wit Twenty
five acres of land with house and barn thereon,
in the town OF Calais, representing to said Court
would be beneficial to the heirs and all persons
interested in the estate OF said deceased, to sell
said real estate and convert the same into money.
And bringing into Court the consent and appro-
baton in writing of all the heirs to said estate re-
siding in this State, and setting forth the situation
OF the real estate.
WHEREUPoN, the said Court appointed and
assigned the 10Th day of July, 1918, at the Pro-
bate Office in Hyde Park, in said District, to hear
and decide upon said application and petition, and
ordered public notice thereof to be gwen to ali per.
sons interested therein by publishing said order,
together with the time and place of hearing, three
weeks successfully in the News AND CITIZEN, a
newspaper which circulates in the neighborhood of
those persons interested in said estate, all of
which publications shall be previous to the day
assigned for hearing.
THEREFORE, you are hereby notified to appear
before said Court, at the time and place assigned,
then and there in said Court to make your obiec-
tons to the granting of such license, # you see
cause.
Given under my hand at Hyde Park, in said
District, this 24th day of June, 1913.
SO MOVES G. WOOD, Judge.
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the v1tals. Grand inquisitor, grand
khan, sultan, emperor, car, Caesar
Augustus-these are comparable. He
stopped squirming instantly and sat
rigid.
Il want an answer. Why did you
shout those words at me?"
"Well," he murmured, II was just
| thinking
thinking what?" she asked sharply.
81 don't know"
"That won't dor
He took his left ankle in his RIGHT
hand and regarded it helplessly.
"That won't do, Penrod Schofield,"
she repeated severely. IF that is all
| the excuse you have to offer l shall re-
port your case this instant"
And she rose with fatal intent.
But Penrod was one of those whom
the precipice inspires. "Well, 1 have
got an excuse"
"Well"-she paused impatiently-
'what is it?"
He had not an idea, but he felt one
coming and replied automatically in
plaintive tone:
81 guess anybody that had been
through what had to go through last
night would think they had an ex-
cuse."
Miss Spence resumed her seat
though with the air of being ready to
leap from it instantly.
"What has last night to do with your
insolence to me this mOrning?"
"Well, l guess you'd see," he re-
turned, emphasizing the plaintive note,
"if you knew what know"
"Now, Penrod," she said, in kinder
voice, 81 have a high regard for your
mother and father, and it would hurt
me to distress them, but you must eli
ther tell me what was the matter with
you or I'll have to take you to Mrs.
Houston"
"Well, amt 1 going to-" he cried,
spurred by the dread name. ITS be-
cause l didn't sleep last night"
Were you illT' The question was
put with some dryness.
He felt the dryness. Nom; l
wasn't"
"Then if some one in your family
was so i'll that even you We're kept
up all night, how does it happen they
let you come to school this morning?
ct wasn't Illness" he returned.
shaking his head mournfully. at was
lets worse'n anybody's being sick. 1t
vast was-well, it was jest awful"
what WASP" He marked with anXi-
ETY. the incredulity in her tone
'It was about Aunt Clara" he said.
your Aunt Clarar' she repeated.
DO you mean your mothers sister,
who married Mr.. Fairy of Dayton,
HIP
"Yes-Uncle john" returned Penrod
1.-THE trouble was about
him.
Miss Spence frowned a frown which
he rightly interpreted as one of contin-
ued suspicion. "She and l were in |
school together" she said. Il used to |
know her very well, and I've always |
heard her married life was entirely |
happy. l DON'T
Yes, it WAS" he interrupted, until |
last year when Uncle John took to |
running with travelling mem
"WhatT'
"Yes'm." He noddeds
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offered no ampler truthful explanation
1t was all he knew about it.
thinking what?"
"Just thinking"
Miss Spence's expression gave evil
dence that her power of self restraint
was undergoing remarkable test
.However, after taking counsel with
! herself, she commanded:
| "Come herer'
chair upon the platform near her
own.
"Sit there.'
Then Out not at all as if nothing
had happened she continued the les
son in arithmetic. Spiritually the
children may have learned lesson in
very small fractions, indeed, as they
gazed at the fragment of sin before
them on the stool of penitence. They
NIL stared at him attentively, with
hard and passionately interested eyes
In which there was never one trace of
pity. 1t cannot be said with precision
that he writhed. His movement was
more slow, continuous squirm, effect
ed with a CHASTITY assumption of Ian
guild Indifference, while his gaze, in
the effort to escape the marble hearted
glare of his schoolmates, affixed itself
with apparent permanence to the
waistcoat button of James Russell
Lowell just 4bove the gu" in rus
SELL"
Glasses came and classes went, grill
ing him with eyes. Newcomers re-
ceived the story of the crime in dark
ling whispers. and the outcast sat
and squirmed and squirmed and
squirmed. Gle did one or two things
with his spine which a professional
contortionist would have observed
with real interest) And all this while
of freezing suspense was but the
criminals detention awaiting trial. A
known punishment may be anticipated
with some measure of equanimity-at
least the prisoner may prepare him
self to undergo it-but the unknown
lllOllSlIOuS 1OE every at
tempt to guess it. Penrod's crime was
unique. There were no rules to aid
him in estimating the vengeance to fall
upon him for it. What seemed most
probable was that he would be eXpel-
led from the school in the presence
Of his family, the mayor and council
and whipped afterward by his father
upon the state house steps, with the
entire city as audience by invitation
of the authorities.
Noon came. The rows of children
filed out, every head turning for last
unpleasingly speculative look at the
outlaw. Then Miss Spence closed the
door into the cloakroom and that into
the big hall and came and sat at her
desk, near Penrod. The tramping of
feet outside, the shrill calls and shout
ing and the changing voices of the
slder boys ceased to be heard-and
there was silence Penrod, still affect
ing to be occupied with Lowell, was
conscious that Miss Spence looked at
him intently.
"Penrod," she said gravely, what
excuse hsve you to offer before 1 re-
port your case to the principal?"
The word principal struck him to
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was what started t. AT LIST he was
good, kind husband, but these trav-
cling men would coax him into a sa-
loon on hrs way from work, and they
got him to drinking beer and then ales,
wines, liquors, and cigars
"Penrodw
"Ma'amY
Pm not inquiring into your Aunt
Clara's private affairs. I'm asking you
if you have anything to say which
would palliate"-
That's what I'm tryin' to tell you
about, Miss Spence" he pleaded, "if
you'd jest only let me. When Aunt
Clara and her little baby daughter got
to our house last night
"You say Mrs. Fairy is visiting your
mother?'
"Yesm-not just visiting-you see,
she had to come. Well, Of course, lit
tie baby Clara, she was so bruised up
and mauled, where he'd been hittin'
her with his cane
"1ou mean that your uncle had done
such thing as thatw exclaimed Miss
| Spence, suddenly disarmed by this
scandal.
"Yes'm. And mamma and Margaret
had to sit up all night nursin' little
Clara. And Aunt Clara was in such a
state somebody had to keep talkin' to
her, and there wasn't anybody but me
to do it, SO p
But whore was your father? she
cried.
"Ma'am?"
where was your father while
ooh, papa" Penrod paused, reflect
! ed, then frightened. "Why, he was
down at the train waitn' to see If
Uncle John would try to follow 'em
and make 'em come home SOS he could
prosecute 'em some more. I wanted
to do that but they said if he did
come | mightnt be strong enough to
hold him. and'- The brave lad paus-
ed again modestly Miss Spence's ex-
preston was encouraging. Her eyes
w~re wide with establishment, and
there may have been in them also the
mingled beginnings of admiration and
self reproach. Penrod, warming to his
work, felt safer every moment.
"And So he continued, 81 had to
sit up with Aunt Clara. She had some
pretty big bruises, too, and had to-
"But why didn't they send for doc
tori" However, this question was
only flicker of dying incredulity.
"Oh, they didn't want any doctorw
exclaimed the inspired realist prompt
ly. "They don't want anybody to hear
sbout it, because Uncle John might re-
form-and then where'd he be If every
body knew he'd been a drunkard and
whipped his wife and baby daughter?'
"Ohv' said Miss Spence.
"You see, he used to be upright as
anybody" he went on explanatively.
"It all begun
"Degan, Penrod."
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DISARMAM EMIT.
t1o be Continued.)
Put up thy sword" The voice

Put up thy sword" The voice
of Christ once more
Speaks in the pauses of the can
mons roar.
Oh. men and brothers! Let that
voice be heard
War fails: try peace; put up
the useless sword!
Fear not the end There is
story told
In eastern tents. when autumn
nights grow cold.
And round the fire the Mongol
shepherds sit
With grave responses listening
unto it.
Once. on the errands of his mer-
cy bent.
Buddha. the holy and benevo-
lent.
Met a fell monster. huge and
fierce of look,
Whose awful voice the hills and
forests shook.
"Oh, son of peace" the giant
cried. Thy fate
Is sealed at last, and love shall
yield to hate"
The unarmed Buddha looking.
with no trace
OF fear or anger, in the mon
ster's face
In pity said, Poor fiend. even
thee | love-"
Lo. as he spake the sky tall ter
ror sank
To hand breadth size; the huge
adherence shrank
Into the form and fashion of
dove.
And where the thunder of its
rage was heard.
Circling above him sweetly sang
the bird.
"Hate hath no harm for love-"
so rang the song.
"And peace unweaponed con-
quers every wrong"
Whittier.
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CHAPTER vi.
Uneie John.

Unc}e John.
"a q ISIS SPENCE gasped. So did
IVA the pupils. The whole room
filled with a swelling, con-
crlp 70
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glomerate "O-o-O-o-hv'
AS for Penrod himself, the walls
reeled with the Shock He sat with
his mouth open, a mere lump of stupe-
faction. For the appalling words that
he had hurled at the teacher were as
ineXplicable to him as to any other
who heard them.
Nothing is more treacherous than the
human mind; nothing else SO loves to
play the Iscariot. Even when patient
ly bullied into a semblance of order
and training it may prove but base
and shifty servant. And Periods
mind wds not his servant. 1t was a
master. with the April winds whims,
and it had just played him a diabolical
trick. The very jolt with which he
came back to the schoolroom in the
midst of his fancied flight Jared his
day dream utterly out of him and he
sat open mouthed in horror at what
he had said.
The unanimous gasp of awe was pro-
tracted. Miss Spence, however, final
ly recovered her breath, and, returning
deliberately to the platform, faced the
school. And then, for a little WHILE"
as pathetic stories sometimes recount,
everything was very still" 1t was so
still, in fact, that Periods newborn
notoriety could almost be heard grow
ing. This grisly silence was at last
broken by the teacher.
"ppDrOd SchO6ald Stand mp,
The miserable child obeyed.
What did you mean by speaking
to me in that way?"
He hung his head, raked the floor
with the side of his shoe, swayed
swallowed, looked suddenly at his
hands with the air of never having
seen them before, then clasped them
behind him. The school shivered in
ecstatic horror, every fascinated eye
upon him, yet there was not a soul in
the room but was profoundly grateful
to him for the Observation-Disclosures the
offended teacher herself. Unhappily,
all this gratitude was unconscious and
altogether different from the kind
which results in testimonials and low
ing cups. On the contrary.
"Penrod Schofieldr'
He gulped.
answer me at once! Why did you
speak to me like that?"
81 vas He choked, unable to
continue.
Speak outr'
81 was just-thinking," he managed
to stammer.
"That will not do" she returned
sharply. 81 wish to know Immediate
~ why you spoke as you did"
The stricken Penrod answered help
lessly:
Because I was just thinking"
Upon the very rack he could have
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-30
Petition for the Organization
of a Trust Company at
johnson. Vermont.

We the undersigned citizens of the
State of Vermont, hereby make applioa-
ton for the formation of a Trust Com
pany TO be located at johnson, Vermont.
We therefore ask that public hearing
may be had before you, for the purpose
of deciding whether the maintenance of
the proposed Trust Company. will pro-
mote the general good of the State.
c. N. Harrington d. A. Barrows
II. G. Parker III. NJ. Maxfield
w. II. Stearns G. p. Jones
b. S. Fullington G. A. Riddle
II. A. Riddle W. II. Nye
o. A. Mcfarland II. A. BaIrows
N. A. Waterman w. E. Tracy
X. II, Royce
1t is hereby ordered and directed that
the above petition with the following
notice be published three weeks consec-
utively in the News and Citizen and the
Morrsville Messenger, beginning with
the issue of the week beginning June 20,
and notice is hereby given to every
person interested in the formation of such
a trust company and to every person who
is opposed to the formation of such
trust company, to be located in the Town
of johnson, County of Lamoille, and
State of Vermont, that hearing will be
held at the Town Clerks Office in the
Village of said johnson, at one o'clock
.. m. on the 23rd Gay of July 1915, to
determine whether the organization of
such a trust company in said Johnson
will promote the general good of the
State.
Dated at Newport, Orleans Comfy,
Vermont, this 18th day of June A. ID.
1915. FRANK G. WILLIAMS,
Bank Commissioner.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-30
Avoiding Talk.

Stick out your tongue" the doctor says,
The while your pulse hell grab;
goodly scheme in many ways,
1t saves lot of CAB.
Buffalo News.
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A Misnomsr.

The husband is the households head.
The names not of my picking.
Let's change it to the foot instead,
Because he's often kicking.
-IthdQa
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Cynical.

Cynical.
Mrs. B.-They had their wedding re-
hearsal last evening. Mr.. B.-Yes;
they are now supposed to be prepared
for the worst-Boston Record.