The Glenwood post., 1915-12-11
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1t might be that those who are roast
ing Ford s peace plan and his mission
to Europe are merely wee bit jealous
and are sore because they, too, have
not the spondulix that Henry Ford made
in turning out those little old Fords
that ramble right along.
We suggest that Mr.. Ford might try
a new peace plan by sending over
ship load of his boats. Distribute them
among the kings, dukes, counts, barons,
sultans, emperors and what not. Then
when these high-muck y-mucks get alb
sorbed in running their Fords, have the
many attractive 'Ford Specialties -
catalogues follow up in endless array
and these royal men killers would get
so interested in "bumpers, starters,
tool sets, cut-outs, lighting systems,
fancy radiators, vibrators, ignition out
fits, "little steersman,' spark plugs,
tire savers, top covers, crown Tenders,
etc., ETC., that they would forget all
about war and killing, so absorbed
would they be in rigging their cars in
up-to the e-minute attachments and frills.
For this little boost, Ford ought to
take the Glenwood Post for life.
We note that the editor of the Gar
field County Democrat is rather peeved
because the advertising stuff for New
Castles Third Annual Poultry show
was printed east, far from the old
home town. Such is life s bitter pills
all of us have to swallow them in diff
ferent shapes and sizes. But we suS-
gest to our New Castle brother that he
Just wish in his heart that those fancy
birds lay like the dickens when eggs
are cheap, and not lay one single egg
when eggs are eggs at 80 cents per
would get reaching and sweet revenge.
That dance last Saturday night at the
little red school house on Canon creek
will go down in history of that neck
o. the woods as one of the best ever.
1t really was dyed-in-the wool and Il
With cracker jack of a vio!inist 1--WE
take our hat of to this fiddler) and
sweet, demure little miss making the
school organ ring out in gladness with
a master hand 1--WE dare not mention
names as we are not prepared FOR
death) and nice, jolly crowd of real
friendly and sociable folks to make
the time worth while, and with good
floor and hot coffee, sandwiches and
cake to smooth things along, it just
had to be a rip-roarin success-and
it was.
BY the way, that poor fish, he with
red rose, sure did make clown of him
self with the throttle wide open. How
ever. in all Justice to this poor devil,
who can t dance and has hankering
for thi sdelightful art, don't you who
witnessed his awful stunts, such as
sprawling over the slippery floor in a
pathetic fashion, getting tangled up IN
the school furniture and going through
the line as in football scrimmage and
so on, don't you think it was a most
heroic effort, We sure do for we hap
pened to be that poor would-be dancer
with the big led rose coored sweater
coat.
Never miud-it may be that we will
become a Vernon Castle II, and no
longer cause panic among those
whom we seek as dancing partners. But
alas! tits doubtful, mates very doubt
full
It's all right for Clarence Under
wood and F'lagg and others to draw
their ideas of heroines, and for authors
to please fiction editors with their
charming leading lady of their best
sellers, but our sincere notion of real
heroine (bet we are backed by many
is the one who will take a beginner on
the floor and endure the hardships and
real work in getting the would-be
dancer to learn the steps and not get
ditched in hopeless tangle. No doubt
there are millions of young chaps-and
the old ones as well-who will always
cherish in their heart feeling of graf
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