New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-14

on adds to the dclCaCv of the situation. II She
giving her Runabout airing, he finds 1t difficult
to commander the Machine and revert a Career Of
Crime, forcing her to drive him ont Of the Bloodhound
Iouc into a suitable location for the resumption Of
luidutv
But this is a serious Tactical Blundcr The Heroine
naturally rccnts the interruption Of her Holiday and
mshc> her Machine bacl, to collect Revenge Squad.
This enters the cx-Convict in busy Cross Country
Run, during which ne discovers that Gasocnc is supc-
ror 10 Lung Capacity, and before night NE dismaly
rcfuming the Wardcu's acquaintance.
Filmylcs Best Opportunities are reserved for the
cN Convict who has decided 10 lead Better and Nobcr
Life In this ease hc comes upon the Heroine she
sits the Lawn knitting for the Soldiers. 1t makes
little difference 10 her whether he wears the Stripe or
the Sholly. II he is in danger from the Boodhounds,
she recognize the fallblity Of Canine Judgment and
agree 20 hide him. If ne is merely seeking Fair Start
for his Future, She takes his word for it that ne was
convicted 10y mistake, and get, him job Porter in
her Father Warehouse.
Ihi. keeps him from biting the Landscape until his
Former IaiImatc shows mp and begins 10 be annoy
ing Every cx Convict after me has passed his Exam
nation with the Heroine suffers either from Guilty
Conscience OF from Former Ialmac, both Of which
serve the same purpose. Filmvllc prefers the latter,
however, a, being more Picturesque, the Guilty Con
science commonly resembling Before Taking Advcr-
u-cmcnt.
The Ialma,c has the persistence and lack Of SYM
object is 10 share the cx Couvicts Weekly Pay Envcop
without permitting his own brow to furnish half the
Wccnly PcrSpration But by this time the cx Convict
has picked ont a neat little Suburban Cottage with
Suburban Girl to match, and paying Simultaneous
instruments the House and the Solitaire II IS
scqucnty an inopporunc time for Former Jailmatcs,
and the cN-Couyict grows SO in the habit OF registering
annoyance that he finds it hard to straghtcn his Fca-
lures into shape for the necessary Love Scenes
The Iaimatcs activities finally become so pcrnicous
that the cX-Convict determines take an Hour on
and settle him for all Learning that his Incubus
is plotting rob the Heroine Father as he drives over
from the Bank with the Payroll he decides to substitute
Fincs-c for Simple Assault b. hiding in the nearby
Bushcs he is able to ring the Tmccoc on the dot Of
the Psychological Moment after his Employer has been
frightened a frazzlc. but before anything more
critical than his Self Esteem has been puncuei by the
Iaima,cs Bullets
After a brief but Fmiul encounter the Sheriff hur-
RE the Jailmatc to the Exit, while the Hcroinc'>
Father gratefully escorts his Rcscucr to the Office
There, with Appropriate Ceremonies, the cx Convict
is promoted TO the Post Of Paymaser, at a aary tina,
enables him 10 help the Suburban Girl pick out the
Furniture without a Ouavcr
This the Incident which every cx- Convict sets his
heart, and if be does not look up any Former Swcchcars,
he ha aRca-onah'cC Chance. Todoths invites Calamity
his former Swccthcar, having invariably joined a Gang
Of Rclhanicrs who do their worst TO lure him back