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The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
opnrR HAD HIM MN THE AIR"
.,,..n's Mate Considerably Mud died by Command That Was
 Entirely New to Him.

I, all the naval services tradition is ..,,ne AS Chief Boatswain McCar- ,hv r S. N., has shown in an article in sTbo Proceedings of the United States Naval Institute" the adherence to cus- inn extends to the manner in which ,be boatswain's calls are varied for NHorent occasions, and even, in the ,d navy. at least, it extended to the rsv in which the officers gave their orders.
 The language used in passing words vas the vernacular of the sailor rather tban academic English. and the officer who did not know that usually got poor results from the boatswain's mate, who had his own ideas about passing the VOrd and got muddled in interpreting sry unusual order.
 On one occasion, the officer of the morning watch gave this order: a9oatswains mate, scrub down with rspdity." This was new ones and after causing the officer to repeat the order three times, the boatswain's mate become desperate. He grabbed A deck bucket, and forced it into the hand of the nearest apprentice, whom he started on his way with a push that sent the youngster reeling, and fol louod him with this ShOllt.
 Co to the captain of the hold and ask him for a bucketful of it! I never heard of anything to scrub a deck with but sand and lime, and l don't know anything about these new 'soogy- noodgies, anyway."-Youth's Com panOn,
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
Why We Eat Euus.

T am a firm believer in advertis- ing said great advertising expert. T impute a great part of my suc- cess to it."
 Here the experts sunburnt and healthy face was illuminated by one of his rare and charming smiles.
 When duck lays an egg" he ad, she waddles back to the duck pond in indifferent silence. But when hen lays an egg her frantic cackles make it known.
 The hen advertises.
 And that, my dear friends, is why the world eats hens eggs instead of ducks eggs"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
"OId and Distinouished." ]"

"Gerald' said the young wife, nes ticing how heartily he was eating, ''da cook as well as your mother did?"
 Gerald put up his monocle and stared at her through it.
 Once and for all, Agatha" he saidr 'I beg you to remember that although I may seem to be in reduced circum- stances now, I come of an old and dis tinguished family. My mother was not a cook"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
Sacrifice for Art.

One cold, wet and windy night he Ic&~ae upon a negro shivering in the doorway of an Atlanta store. Wonder ing what the darky could be doing standing on cold, wet night in such a place, the proprietor of the shop said.
 Jim, what are you doing here?"
 "'Scuse me, sah," said Jom, "but I'm gwine to sing bass tomorrow mornin' at church, an l am trying to ketch cold"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
Settling 1t.

They were just about to get mar ried and were discussing the details of domestic economy.
 But I'm afraid, dearest, we shall not be able to afford a servant at first, /" he said, looking tenderly at her.
 "Oh, Harry, whatever will the neigh bors say when they see me doing my own work?"
 Why, darling" replied Harry, gen. timely puzzled, whose work do you want to do?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
Curio Takers.

Lincoln Springfield, the English edi- tor, was lunching in London when Samoan entered and shock him by the hand
 What do the natives do for a living over there?" MT. Springfield asked the Samoan.
 Oh said the other, they sell CO., coanuts, and birds-of-paradise, and Robert Louis Stevenson's inkwell.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
KEEP ALWAYS ON HAND BONDS LIVER PILLS.

One small pill at bed time will cure Headache, Biliousness, Constipation, Torpid Liver, etc. Do you doubt it? Try them once. They never act un" pleasantly. Small, Mild, Safe, 1nex- pensive. All Druggists 25c.-Ady.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
Couldn't Do 1t.

q want you," said the fair society leader. ito give me a plain opinion about my latest photograph
 Madam" said the gallant cavalier, lowing, ito speak in plain terms of that portrait would be impossible!'
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
Looical.

Blobbs-Bjones is the most unlucky fellow at cards ever met.
 Slobbs-Then l suppose he is lucky in love?
 Blobbs-I suppose so. At any rate, he has never been married.-London Opinion.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
Touch Pre-eminent,

"A cozy picture, eh? A man lolling ln an easy chair and his beautiful Slfe leaning over him to light his cigar"
 You haven't seen the companion picture to it, have you?"
 Why, nc"
 It's the same man savagely chew Ing the end of his cigar and writing check. ."-Kansas City Star.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

We hear of new uses of Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh. In dehorning cat tie, light applications help to stop bleeding, making the use of hot iron unnecessary. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
To Drive Out Malaria
 And Build Up The System

Take the Old Standard GROVES s TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know what you are taking, as the formula is printed on every label. showing it is Ouinine and Iron in tasteless form. The Ouinine drives out malaria, the Iron builds up the system. so cents. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
PessimiStic View.

Do you believe the microbes said to be in kisses ever develop into any thing dangerous?" asked the fair maid.
 I'm afraid they do,' replied the old bachelor. At least I've been told that marriage is often the result
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
Some Drink.

What are you doing?" demanded Marc Antony, as Cleopatra dropped priceless pearl into her glass of wine.
 I'm inventing a new summer drink" replied the queen. I'm going to call it a pearl sundae."
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
For Burns and Scalde,

In case of burns and scalds apply Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh and get relief. Apply it to cool the skin and take the fire out. Have a bottle al- ways on hand to use in case of acci- dents, Adv
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
His Stunt.

Flatbush-I see ill the Indian army all orders are given in English.
 Bensonhurst-Well if the colonel wants some pate de foie gras for luncheon, how does he order it?
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

If you wish to interest an audience tell it story about bully being whipped by pale, studious and retir- ing young man.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

The discovery of fish glue is attrib- uted to a Massachusetts man, who, while making chowder, found that it stuck to his fingers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
Another Hunqer Strike.

Patience-I understand MT. Styles has refused to give his wife money for new clothes.
 Patrice-What's she going to do? She's going on hunger strike"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

For genuine comfort and lasting pleas ure use Red Cross Ball Blue on wash day All good grocers. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
Oh, Pickles!

Hazel-I don't like windy weather It plays havoc with ones complexion. Aimee-Perhaps you don't get your complexion cn thick enough.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
Not Easy to Do.

Why is it that the dog is always referred to as the most intelligent ami mar asked the elephant.
 beeause he knows how to get a good living without doing any work" replied the horse.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
ThorouqhIy Lost.

Othello explained his jealousy. T thought she lost it waving a Cbau- tauqua salute" he cried.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
One of the Other.

Do I make myself perfectly plain?" asked Miss Forsythe, who is intel- lectual, concluding her argument.
 More so than anybody l ever saw before in my life!" answered J. Fuller Gloom "Er-er-well, either that or you were born so."-Kansas City Star
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

Happy is the home where Red Cros Ball Blue is used. Sure to please. Al grocers Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

To stop bleeding use Hanford's Bal. sam. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
Beautiful Neutrality

The Venus of Milo explained.
 An endeavor to be neutral,'' she said; arms are munitions of war"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

Honesty is also good thing in con- nection with an insurance policy.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

It takes a self-made man a lifetime to correct his bad grammar
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

Men who are not used to society are ap' to get "balled up" in a ballroom.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

Art at best turns out a poor coun' terfeit of nature.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

For mosquito bites apply Hanford'c Balsam. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

On the other hand, the mare some times makes the money go.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20
INTERNATIONAL, S(JNI)AYS(|D)()L,
 LESSON NPy o E. SELLERS, Acting Director of Ine sunday School Course of the Moodv
LESSON FOR AUGUST 22
ASA'S GOOD REIGN

LESSON TEXT-II Chron. 15::1-15. GOLDEN TEXT-Draw nigh to God and iie VIII afaW nigh to you. James As,
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

The quickest way to do things is to do but one thing at time.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

You can safely place faith in Han. lords Balsam of Myrrh. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

A well-trained memory is merely one that admits of discreet forgetfulness.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-08-20

All men are born ignorant and some never get over it.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-06-04
Great Woman Orator to
Speak Here Chautauqua Week

Y EoNoRA MARIE Ireland Of Catholic parcntage
her parents brought 1eF m
farm In northern New forA TIT
taught district shcai ard isarded
widowed within
ResSaes of life wees Was a%fa
suddenly nto hitherto aakaown field she
deeply ssd under WAh tid the great tntas
champion OF working
andch
The Knights o Labor romtmIt labor or-nsaes
appealed particularly ee
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-06-04
BEDE DAY AT THE REDpATH
CHAUTAUQUA HERE
Was Eight Years Congressman From Mnnesota-l.ors
Known as 'liumorist Of the National
House of Representatives.

TToNI ApAa REpE widely knswn orator aud statesman i
- Forthcoming Rrdpah IhauSana pogam nrFe ihs
day on Which appears viii be known as ~hede Day
Minnesota fE eight years Eur
Ing the occupied national legislative hss ne was
widely the "umut the House. witty were hE SAYINGS anu
excellent his humor Often the midst Of the ordinary *afs ~
when and general neSnss hsd
Immediately would oil and the fesn
Of seSsneSs change intense interest
audiences
speaking and ben gisen 70
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-06-04

big dates for this by the Republican committee nearly every
stance
Will he Cwupt
with hume and
splendid philosophy
for thought
arabity also makes him
his
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-06-04

principles clua
work" .
conditions
which the
pennsylvania
fearing
VIII hernn
platform naNn
oet, eighteen
the speakers o the day Shr
Of Iondcnous thinking tell
vhe a pure : - life . needed
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-06-04
WAS WITH STANLEY In AFRICA
DIR. W. A. Colledge, Who Is to Lecture Here
Chautauqua Week, Was Also Friend
OF Robert Louis Stevenson.

~ H. WILLIAM A. COLLEDGE director Of the Repath Educational Re
ramen4 will deliver hi The
the forthcoming edrah This
popular wherever Il has gIFeG-
DR. Coledge educated London lie associated
with DR. 6uhau the head Of the department literature
IN Arn"ur Institute Of Technology. Chicago for
CoIedge
tons Darkest Africa aud has Travelled extensively Arabia Egypt and
throughout Europe lie editor chief o the Standard Encyclopedia
first editor World fellow Geographical
Society author Studies OF THE Be
ginning Of The 1ern
Henry rummond his close friend and Robert Louis
While
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-06-04

with
Gladstone Joseph Parker aud ord Ieac0nshed
the Mont
celtic Godfrey H. the oldest girls chnl the He
ut Of he
Chicago
To good aud ubhng human In
rrust
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21

selfish mother and blotted out
self to make her happy will be
apt to more easily wait upon and
excuse the idiosyncracies of her
husband.
Don't cling to that mis-
taken idea that marriage is
n miracle by which a Thought
less, selfish girl can be imme-
diately changed into an eIe-
ment of sweetness and light.
Sweetheart" may be the syn
onym of good times. the fragrant
flowers, the love letters, the the
aters, the suppers, the dances.
and all the thousand and one
things that go to make up the
courtship period, but wife"
means tenderness and sacrifice
and ever-ready sympathy; 1t
means eomradeship; the building
of a home: the taking of your
place as one of the units that go
to make up the stability of the
nation.
How wish ! could Impress
upon every girl who reads
these lines upon every
Z mother also) that less stress
should be laid ON the emo-
ti0nal disturbance we call
love and more upon the char
acter that one brings to the
altar.
Men and women have very diff
ferent ideas Of and expect very
different things from marriage.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21
By Altman
By Bert

The girl, mostly through the mis-
taken silence of her mother, Is
very apt to think that life after
marriage will be a kind of glori-
fled courtship under the auspices
and legality of the church and
state. She seldom thinks of the
responsibility she Is taking upon
herself.
LIT mothers had only laugh
their daughters from the book of
the great American poet:
Your fate is the common fate OF
all,
Into each life some rain must
fall"
The chances are that instead of
grieving for lost illusions they
would be making the best of real
tiles.
(Another Schumann-Heink Arti-
Gle Tomorrow
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21

n. y. fridy--sum gunner held
up and killed a Teller last mite
and left him dead for the cops to
solve anuther murder MYSTERY & 1
CESS there amt nuthing funny
about that but there is sumthing
funny about it to & will tell you
when the murder happened
there was one city editor who
dident have none of his star re-
porters around the offs SO he
grabs hold of. cub who is just
braking in doing legwork & he
says hussel rite out there and get
the Jacks about this awful muir
der and don't loose no time
neither
the cub trots out to the seen
Of the murder which was over on
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21
SPACE FILLING NOTE
They are planning to open
the Crescent well today.

Many of your readers seem to
know a great deal about garden
ing postcards w. T. B. Maybe
they can help me out of my diff
ficulty. / have some wild straw
berries in my garden. The ber-
ries are good but so wild that l
can't pick them"
If | might hold that hand again
Clasped lovingly in mine,
I'd little care what others sought,
That had | held lang syne!
That hand! So warm 1t was and
soft!
Soft? Meier was so soft a
thing,
All, me! I'll hold it ne'er again
Ace, ten, knave, queen and
king!
WAR NEWS
1t is expected that Greece
and Charlie Atkins will declare
war at the same time.
=
Clint Manley sprung another
wheeze this morn. He expressed
an opinion that we are having SO
much rain now because the state
is going to be dry next year.
Don't any Of your friends
come to seq you on visiting
days." asked the kindly old lady.
"No'm,' responded No. 77,444;
they are all here wit me-"
OUR QUERY BOX
Q.-What is salt?-Curious
One.
A.-Something dropped on the
tail of a bird, or into a we'll to
bring out oil.
SELAH.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21

Sd avenoo with his pensil and
notebook alreddy to garner the
Jacks
when he comes back to the
offs he rites his storey and
turns 1t over to 1.-THE copyreader &
1t was good storey until you get
to the end of 1t and that is where
the COAX comes
this is the reporters last para
graf
luckily for the deceased he
had put all of his money into the
bank that very afternoon SO he
lost practically nothing but his
life"
gee, he was, lucky guy, said
the copyreader as he chopped
that paragraf into the waist
basket johnny
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21

uiOtueE uuCOu-
sciously paves
ie way to 1ne
successful mar
ried life of her
daughter.
The daughter
Of a selfish
mother is al
ways unselfish
and | sometimes
think that un-
selfishness is the
greatest asset to
a happy welded
life.
The daughter
who has waited
a. Ls
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21
DOESN'T BELIEVE IN 1T.

She-What are you thinking
about?
He--I was specializing as to
whether / dared kiss you.
She-I don't believe In specula-
ton.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21
THOUGHTI.ESS MISS

Kernel Joab fired a stenograph-
err once upon a time. She was po-
lite to a newspaper man.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21
HEALTHY

Nov, the boy l want in this
office must be honest, bright,
clean and healthy. Have you per-
spicacity?"
"Oh, no, sir. I've never had
anything but whooping cough and
the mumps."
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21

TURN TO THE CLASSIFIED
WANT ADS ON PAGE 6 FOB
BEST RESULTS.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21
DISADVANTAGES
OF A SMALL CITY

VI N SMhLb III
Not enough smoke.
Not enough style.
Nothing to do.
No place to go.
Too many rubes.
Youth-Look here, cut this
suffrage business. You women
haven't the brains or the ply
sique. You haven't any initiative
Just tie my tie for me and for
get it!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21

What was the racket in your
house last night?
That absent-minded professor
found a paragraph in the news
paper upside down and tried to
read IL standing on his head!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21

Blobbs-Why did you name
your baby Reginald Claude?
Lobbs-I want him to grow up
o champion prize fighter. Regi-
maid Claude will start dozen
fights every time he tells his
name i'm a new school.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21
VERY FUNNY

Elsie hy-ee! How funny!
What IL 1t. dear?
Elsie-I was thinkin' about
what you read last night about
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21

the wild people in Africa beatin'
on their 'tum-tums" till the,
could be heard for miles.
MammaThe word Is tot.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21
RESPECTFUL

RESPECTFUL
She-Mr. Brown has ten chill
dren and he won't allow any of
them to take music lessons.
He--Sure! He's got some feel
Ing for the neighbors. va know.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21
MADAME SCHUMANN- HEINKS
ADVICE TO JUNE BRIDES
Glove Is Not the Be All and End All of Marriage
Declares Famous Opera Singer.
BY MADAME sCHUMANN. HEINK

Strange as 1t may seem, IL
sometimes think that selfish |
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21
ITEM OLE INTEREST

Ed Tease is the name of a Ia
conan who likes to plague his
friends at every opportunity.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21
SWELL MATERIAL

W. c. Philley, who pro-
nOunces his name "Einny,"
has donated a cup to the VIM
ner of an angling event.
Make your own wheeZe.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21
Pause TO Laugh With the Times Fun Makers
Our Hong Kong Kolum
Talk % the Times
BY SELAH AND CHINA BOY
ABOUT OUR TOWNS
Summer.

Sumner is quite near to Puy-
allup, but not so near that it is
contagious. Sumner can be reach
ed by foot. horseback or jitney
travel, if you don't care to ride
the railroad. Sumner is a rising
young city. They have a big yeast
plant there.
Thus frogs are not especially
plentiful In Sumner, but hops
certainly are.
The population of Sumner con-
sists of residents and berry-pick-
ers. The latter eat, drink, dance
and have a good time, and when
they have nothing else to do, pick
berries.
Neither Billy Askren nor Frank
Carroll are interested in the It'd
ings that gasoline has dropped in
price. They own Fords.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-06-21
DISADVANTAGES
TAGIIS
OF A BIG CITY

Too much smoke.
Too much style.
Too many things to do.
Too many places to go.
Not enough good, old-fashioned
pnm mon manila
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1915-03-18
TO DRIVE LIQUOR
OUTOF PROVINCE
MINISTER OF MUNICIPAL AF-
FAIRS DECLARES INTENTION.
OF WAGING FIGHT

Saskatoon, March 13.-That inn
portant restrictive legislation dealing
with the liquor question will be intro
duced at the next session of the Sask-
atchewan legislature was stated by
Hon. George Langley minister Of mu-
nicipal affairs, in an address to the
delegates of the convention Of rural
municipalities held in Saskatoon.
He said: 81 would be ashamed to
be member of any government that
did not do its utmost to drive liquor
out Of the province. You will not be
asked to wait long before the govern
ment takes action and l issue a SOL
emn warning to those who are now
making their living out of the liquor
traffic as to the intentions of the gov
ernment."
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1915-03-18
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO

Henry Ford, the automobile manu-
facturer, was engineer in an electric
light plant in Detroit. Charley Muir
ply, the base ball Millionaire, was q
reporter on the Cincinnati Enquirer.
Thomas H.. Ince, the motion picture
magnate, was . comic-opera comedian
glad to get $50 week: Charlie
Weeghman, owner Of the Chicago Fed
eral base ball team and . string of
restaurants, was waiter in quick
lunch room. And so it goes. The list
could be strung out to q columns
length. Therefore, when you hear a
boy or young man complain that he
has no chance, take him by the arm
and tell him 4 few things There
never was time in the worlds his
tory when there were more oppor-
tunities for young man to push to
the front. There never was time
when little intelligence and deter
mination would provide man with a
competence in a few years. This is
particularly true in the farming bus
iness-for farming is business. The
young man of today who will take hold
of farm with the idea of making it
the best farm in the county and who
will work intelligently for ten years.
with that idea always before him, will
not have to work for the remainder
of his life.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1915-03-18
BOYS CLUBS

Boys clubs have been organized and
meet regularly on Wednesdays and
Saturdays at the Congregational
church. Any boy in the city may be-
long. More than forty boys between
the ages of IL and IS years are en-
rolled at present. The boys are divid-
ed into four teams, the Chickasaws.
Chippewas, Buffalos and Navajos and
a tournament is now in progress. The
tournament closes on April 3 when
the three losing teams will give .
banquet to the winners.
An elaborate point system is being
used to determine the best all around
team. A part of the system follows:
Twenty five points for winning ath-
letic contest (relay races etc.; so
points for winning in basket ball or
indoor baseball; 5 points each mem
Der for attendance at the regular Wed.
and Sat. gymnasium class; points
for attendance at any church or Sun
day school; points for offering at
church or S. S.; Is points for new
member for S. S. or gymnasium class;
points for attendance at regular
Saturday A. M. club meeting; rs
points for team doing class work the
best at each class session.
The Navajos at present are in the
lead with 1888 points. The tournament
is very close however and no team
can be sure of winning until the final
count.
Buffalos have 756, the Chippewas
679 and the Chickasaws 372.