Denver labor bulletin., 1915-06-12
Bartenders
"Bullograms" From Fred Vessel.

Left Denver Tuesday 10 a. m. on the
D. & R. G. railroad for San Francisco
{ First stop, Castle Rock; saw the rock
but did not see the castle. Arrived al
g Palmer Lake on time; some lake, but nc
: boats. Arrived at Colorado Springs at
l2:40; saw a nice girl at the depot, but
J she would not go to California. Next
stop. Pueblo: same old smoky town had
to visit the diner and take drink to
wash the SCOT down. Arrived at Canon
City at 3:45 p. m, but hid as 1 was
afraid they might take me to the big no.
tel run by Tom lyman.
Arrived at Salda on time, stopped
long enough to find out that the town
is making great preparations to enter
tain the delegates to the State Fedora
tion convention. Better get your organ
ization to elect delegates; had to take
another cold bottle.
Stopped at Minturn, saw a large hotel,
but had enjoyed warm bird and cold
bottle in the diner and had no inclina-
tion to visit the hotel. Played cards for
a couple of hours. took a night cap and
retired for the night.
Up in time in the morning to see
Green River, and it sure is green; one
man at the depot wanted to know how
the Red Front Shoe Repair Shop of Dem
yer could have pair of shoes half sOled
and then charge a dollar and postage.
Stopped in Helper for ten minutes, and
now | can understand where all the help
ers come from and why they are in the
big cities.
Arrived at Soldiers Summit, and It Is
some summit; see the Denver Barton
ders' picnic advertised in this town to
be held at Meta park, South Platte; geel
how hate to miss this picnic! Expect
ed to win a new hat in the fat mans
race.
Next stop was Provo, in Utah; nice
! town and a nice country; was looking
| for Mormons. but could not tell them
from white folks.
Last stop on the first leg, Salt Lake
City. Will now proceed to get a shave
and few hot towels. and then have a
few cold bottles; must say that the
diner service is very fine, and it is a
pleasure to travel over the D. & r. C.
Next week I will tell about the rest of
my journey, and may be able to give
some inside information about the Nor
mons.
You should be sure and get an carly
start in the morning and be at the depot
| by $3.50 and see all the pretty girls
| and handsome boys that will be or that
train for Meta park. There viii be
plenty of refreshments. music, dancing
and all kinds of games. Don't fail to
go.
F., B'rer Lott says he is going to be on
| that train. rain or no rain. if he has to
swipe another rain stick-and believe ms,
! he is some swiper.
Ed. Morris. Tom Corhan and Billy
Connors will be the serving kids and you
will sure get some service.
Bill Riley, Ike Furst. Arnold Lussi,
Ducks Harrison and Frank Thomas have
entered the cold bottle contest and You
should not fail to see them as they are
experts.
Carl Lomax and Elmer Schwab Of the
J west side are having a neck and neck
race in the ticket selling contest. Go
to it. boys, we are all for you.
Gus Meyers and Denny Kavanaugh are
going to pull off new stunt. entitled,
why is a Dutchman not an Irishman?"
No rain tomorrow according to the
forecaster, and sometimes he is correct.
Mike Geary will referee all boxing con-
| tests and will give everyone fair show
providing Ike Goldman does not get
jealous. Be nice boy, Ikey.
See the lovely trio, Frank Denham,
| Tim Foley and George Sharpe, in the
free for all swimming contest mall
box of hair pins is the prize and they
are all hustling for it. 1t will be some
| race.
Frank Schultz and Dan Grenier the
two small boys, will make n slide for
life if the gin does not get in the way.
Charles Gunner says he will sec that
everyone has plenty OF refreshments if
he has to purchase all of them.
Harry Parker, one of the chauffeurs of
Local 8, has returned from Colorado
Springs, and says he will be in fine con-
dition for tomorrow's picnic.
VIII Smith and AL. Wise went n fish
ing few days ago and returned with n
large can of empties and green onions,
but no butter. Some fishermen. eh?
This can will be on exhibition at the
picnic.
Wally Antrim and Bill MeNair will
be at the picnic with their glad RAGS on
and try to show some of the ladies how
to do the kitchen zinc-some dance.
The president and vice will render that
lovely little ballad entitled. "Wbat Is
Crawling On Thee, Darlingf" 1t is n
scream.
Roy Campbell, Carl Lomax, Dan Cren-
ier and Homer Hayes are the hustling
committee. They are a swell bunch and
will see that everyone has a swell time.
On account of the fish hatchery not
being able to work, George Allen saws
he will have the said party at the pic-
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