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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1915-09-10

Tor further Information apply to H.
p. Everett, Local Agent, Americus,
Ca: y. w. Small, Div. Pass, Agt.
Iavsnnak, Ca, C. B. Myaas G. P. A.
Norfolk. We s@N
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28

Ugh Calomel makes you sick. Take
a dose of the vile. dangerous drug to-
night and tomorrow you may lose a
days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones
Calomel, when 1t comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into It, break
ing it up This is when you feel that
awful nausea and cramping. II you
feel sluggish and all knocked out II
your liver is torpid and bowels consti-
pated or you have headache, dizziness,
coated tongue. II breath is bad or
stomach sour. just try a spoonful of
harmless Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store or dealer and get a 50-cent
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone Take
a spoonful tonight and If It doesn't
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
WRONG VIEWS OF MARRIAGE
Brooklyn Lawyer Tells Of Some Popu
lar Impressions That Are Entire
Iy Erroneous.

Some persons believe says Mr..
Hugo Hirsh of the Brooklyn bar, in
Case and Comment, that marriage
can be entered into by any man or
woman. regardless of age, race, re
lationship, or condition. But in this
they are mistaken, for every state has
it's own peculiar laws regarding, limit
ing and circumscribing entrance into
this relationship as the same may be
affected by those provisions.
Some persons believe that fraud
force. duress coercion, used for the
purpose of bringing about marriage
between man and woman, do not al
feet the legality of the relationship
but in this they are mistaken, because
every state and territory has law
providing for the annulment OF mar
riaees caused by fraud. force. etc.
Some men believe that wives are
ehattles and may be beaten into sub
mission This Is a grave error. for III
many Of the states such conduct is
cause for an absolute divorce. and III
nearly all of the states it is cause fol
a legal separation
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
WANTED TO CONTINUE GAME
Secretary Lane Couldn't Understand
Defeat In Golf While He Had
Clubs to Play.

Josephus Daniels. secretary OF the
navy. was invited the other day TO
go out and play golf.
Il cant play 1t. said Daniels, I
made up my mind some time ago not
to go in for golf until they change
the rules
How do you mean
Well. until they change the rules
and make It as good game as
shiny"
That recalls the tale they tell about
the time Franklin X. Lane. now sec
rotary OF the interior. first undertook
the mastery OF golf
Two enthusiasts over the game lent
a large set OF clubs to Lane and they
played round. When they had
reached the last hole Lane walked
over to the nearest teeing place and
began attempts to drive off with each
club in his sack. one after another.
The games all over, they ex-
planned gently.
We'll, asked Lane. picking up an
other kind of club. can't l play my
hand out?"-New York Sun
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
His Choice.

Just after the fall OF Bloemfontein
soldiers were called for. owing to the
scarcity of civilians. to work the rail
way The weary "Tommies' were
lying In a camp one night after hard
days work, when a sergeant called
out:
Any of you men want TO put your
names down as railway porters. driv-
ers, stokers. half-boiled clerks, or for
any other appointments connected
with the railway
Silence, broken only by shores.
Then one Tommy" slowly raised his
head and drowsily muttered;
Put me down as a sleeper, ser
eant."-London Tit-Bits
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
HAIR MEANS
DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
Save Your Hair! Get 25 Cent Bottle
Of Danderine Right Now-Also
Stops Itching Scalp.

Thin. brittle. colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence OF Il neglected
scalp; OF dandruff-that awful seurf.
There is nothing SO destructive to
the hair as dandruff II robs the hair
OF its luster, its strength and its very
life; eventually producing a feyerish'
ness and itching of the scalp. which
II net remedied causes the hair roots
TO shrink, loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast. y little Danderine
tonight-now-any time-will surely
save your hair.
Get % cent bottle OF knowlton's
Danderne from any store, and after
the first application your hair will
take on that life. luster and luXurianee
which is so beautiful. 1t Will become
wavy and fluffy and have the appear
ance OF abundance; an incompatible
gloss and softness. but what will
please you most will be after just a
few weeks use. when you will actual
ly see a lot Of fine. downy hair-new
hair-growing all over the scalp. Adv,
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
LODGE FEARS WAR
f SHIP BILL. PASSES
FRANCE, ENGLAND, RUSSIA AND
JAPAN MIGHT CONSIDER
SCHEME UNNEUTRAL.
LONDON PAPER is ALARMED
Passage of Measure Would Bring Us
Within Measurable Distance of
War. Declares Senator-"The
Spectator" Recalls 1861.

Washington, u. C.-Attributing to
the administration an intention to
buy German ships informed i'll Ameri.
an ports if the ship purchase bill is
passed, Senator Lodge declared in the
senate that the measure would bring
us within reasonable distance OF war.
not with England alone, but with
France. Russia and Japan.
He quoted from house committee
hearings to show that Secretary Nc.
Adoo had practically admitted that
the purpose of the bill was to buy the
German ships" laid up in Boston and
New York.
II such were not the purpose. Sena-
tor Lodge suggested that the impress
sion now general could be corrected by
an amendment. which. he said. he be-
lieved had already been voted down
in committee. to debar the govern
ment such purchases
"To buy the German ships informed
in these ports and relieve their own
ers from the heavy daily expense in
caring for them and 70 hand over to
them thirty to forty millions of money
belonging to the American people, =
said senator Lodge, would be a great
and direct assistance to one of the
belligerents in the war now raging.
1t would be an unneutral act and
very readily might be construed as u
hostile act and an actual breach OF
neutrality"
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
A New Cure.

A bedpost has not generally been
regarded so much as an eye-opener as
An eye shutter, but II story that
comes from Boston is true-and what
story from Boston was ever untrue
our oculists should go to school to the
landmarks OF Morpheus. Mr.. Frank
H. HAYES. who has been stone blind
for nine years. SO the tale runs. struck
bis head violently against the bedpost
on arising. and WAS astounded few
minutes afterward to find that his
sight had been entirely restored. We
do not know whether the virtue of this
cure lay in the bedpost or In the fact
that II was a Boston bedpost. but If II
was really effected In this way there
would seem To be a good deal in such
inRnimate objects not heretofore
dreamed OF in the philosophy OF OPP
tics. One OF the morals OF this mod
ern miracle would seem to be that
Knocking is sometimes very etiica-
cious process. aud that the only way TO
make some folks see things Is by
knocking them into their heads.-Bal-
Umore Sun
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
INDIGESTION, GAS
OR SICK STOMACH
Time it! Pape's DiapepSin ends
all Stomach misery in five
minutes.

Do some foods YOU eat hit back
taste good. but work badly; ferment
into stubborn Jumps and cause a sick.
sour. gassy stomach? Now. Mr.. or
Mrs. Dyspeptic. jot this down: Pape's
Diapepsin digests everything, leaving
nothing 10 sour and upset you. There
never was anything so safely quick. so
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach is disordered you
will get happy relief in five minutes,
but what pleases you most is that II
strengthens and regulates your stom-
ach so you can eat your fayorite foods
without fear.
You feel different as soon as "Pape 8
Diapepsin" comes in contact with the
stomach-distress just vanishes-your
stomach gets sweet no gases, no belch-
ing. no eructations OF undigested food.
Go now, make the best investment
you ever made by getting large nifty
cent case OF Pape's Diapepsin from any
store. You realize in five minutes how
needless II is to suffer from indiges-
ton. dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
BILIOUS, HEADACHY,
SICK "CASCARETS'
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get a 10-cent box.

Sick headache. biliousness, dizzi-
ness. coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed. fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the In
testiness instead OF being cast out
OF the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue it causes con-
Eestion and that dull, throbbing. sick
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour. undigested
food and foul gases. take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a l0-cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
A GLASS OF SALTS WILL
END KlDNEY-BACKACHE
Says Drugs Excite Kidneys and Rec
ommends Only Salts. Particularly
II Bladder Bothers You.

When your Kidneys hurt and your
back feels sore. don't get scared and
proceed 10 load your stomach with a
lot OF urugs that excite the kidneys
and irritate the entire urinary tract.
Keep your kidneys clean like you keep
your bowels clean. by flushing them
with a mild. harmless salts which re-
moves the body's urinous waste and
stimulates them 10 their normal ictlv-
ity The function OF the kidneys is to
hitter the blood In "a hours they
strain from 1t 900 grains OF acid and
waste. SO We can readily understand
the vital Importance OF keeping the
kidneys active.
Drink lots OF water-you cant drink
too much. also get from any pharma-
cist about four ounces OF Jad Salts:
take tablespoonful in a glass OF
water before breakfast each morning
for few days and your kidneys Will
act fine. This famous salts is made
from the acid or grapes and lemon
Juice. combined with lithia. and has
been used for generations TO clean and
stimulate clogged Kidneys; also TO
neutralize the acids In urine so IT no
longer Is source OF irritation. thus
ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive: cannot in
jure; makes a delightful effervescent
Whitewater drink which everyone
should take now and then TO keep
their Kidneys clean and active. Try
this, also keep up the water drinking.
and no doubt you will wonder what
became OF your kidney trouble and
backache.-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
CALOMEL MAKES YOU SICK, UGH!
IT'S MERCURY AND SAL|VATES
Saiqhen Up! Don't Lose Days Work! Clean Your Sluggish
Liver and Bowels With "Dodson' Liver Tone"

straighten you right up and make you
feel fine and vigorous by morning |
want you to go back to the store and
get your money Dodson's Liver Tone
is destroying the sale OF calomel be-
cause 1t is real liver medicine; entire
ly vegetable therefore it cannot sail
vate or make yoo sick.
l guarantee that one spoonful Of
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels OF that sour bile and consti-
patcd waste which Is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable.
guarantee that a bottle of Dodson 5
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam
lily feeling fine for months. Give 1t TO
your children 1t is harmless; doesn't
grippe and they like its pleasant taste.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
The conaueror's Return.

Mr.. Mouatt born tired. also father
OF a large family. spent most of his
married life In bed. while Mrs Mouatt
worked in the glass factory Just to
keep things moving. One morning Mr..
Mouatt became impregnated with the
large idea Of getting out of bed at last
and offering his services to his coun-
try. on calling at Mrs Mouatts one
day last week Il lady found her IN
tears.
Why. Mrs Mouatt, what is the mat
ter Has your husband been wound
ed"
No. miss loud sniflles
Well. dear me, | hope he has not
been killed."
"Oh. it's worse than that, miss Is
coming ONE Judge.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
HOW TO HEAL THAT RAW.
ITCHING. SCAlY SKIN

II you are suffering with eczema
ringworm, rash or similar tormentthg
skin disease. try restnol ointment and
resinol soap You Will be surprised
how quickly the itching stops and the
skin becomes clear and healthy again.
Prescribed by doctors for 20 years.
All druggists sell resinol oinment
t5oe and 5000. and resinol soap
l25Cl ADV
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
No Charoe.

He became run down from his
overworking himself at agricultural
pursuits. and the doctor advised a
change OF occupation. which is why
he came back to town and set up as
q fashionable dentist"
That's no change OF occupation.
He's still cultivating aChers."
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
Khaki for the Navy.

Navel medical authorities. after eX-
perience gained in naval operations at
Vera Cruz are OF the opinion that
white clothing. particularly white
hats, are too easily penetrated by the
suns rays and are therefore insult
able for use In the tropics. 1t is rec
commended that only khaki or forestry
neutral clothing be supplied 10 the
navy for landing parties The Path
finder.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
Iife Saved BY His Cork Lee.

Winchester. Na-Forced To ford
a swollen stream near here when
his buggy capsized, William l.. Kuhn,
a wealthy stock raiser. owes his lie
today to the fact that he had cork
leg Buoyed up by the artificial limb,
Kuhn easily reached shore in safety
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
Poor Doggy!

Say. mister, will you give me FIVE
cents"
What for"
II want to buy loaf OF bread for
my starving family.
oh, certainly. In that case. Here's
your nickel"
Thank you sir Now. II It isn't
asking too much. viii you give me a
dime more?'
What for"
Il want to buy some meat for my
dog"
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
RockefeIlers Expect Stork

New York Friends OF Mr.. nnt
Mrs. John D. Rockefeller, Jr.. are in
terested in the report that anothet
baby is expected at the Rockefelle'
home There are already three chi
dren. The youngest was born in 1910
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
Admiration

What do you think q my latest
series OF observations asked one SCI
enlist
Wonderfully interesting. replied
the other Il Yea had not been a
scientist YOU would have made a great
press agent
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
Formation Of Opinions.

What do you think OF the presi-
dents speech"
Il don't like IT,"
Have you read TT"
No Yhen disagree with man.
politics. don't have TO read his
speeches 10 know | don't like en-
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
Solved

Professor Crouch has at last solved
the problem OF abolishing distress In
the world
What's his scheme"
To starve the poor OF the face OF
the earth"
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28

She quit because the manager OK
the show asked her to wear tights.
You seldom sec a chosus girl like
that"
Seldom indeed. The incident gave
her so much free advertising that she
is now drawing a fancy salary in
vaudeville for posing seminude as .
living picture model"
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
N. W. Gilbert Out for Governor.

La Porte. Ind Announcement VAS
made that Newton W Gilbert. form
erly Of Angola, Ind, once vice COVER
nor of tie Philippine Islands. now in
charge Of the educational system Of
the Philippines. would bo a candidate
for Republican nomination for COVER.
Tor.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
COLDS & LaGRlPPE

S or doses Coo will break any case
OF Chills a Fever. Colds & LaGrippe.
II acts on the liver better than Gallo
mel and does not grippe or sicken.
Price 25c.-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
Presidents Portrait Hunu.

Washington portrait OF Presi.
dent Wilson, painted by Seymour
Thomas Of Paris, Mas hung in the
White House gallery, with portraits
of other presidents,
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
Getting On.

HAS that novel you are reading any
atmosphere"
Il should say SO! A tire explodes
IN the first chapter and that's how the
hero meets the heroine"
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
RUB Y-TlSM

VIII cure your Rheumatism and all
kinds Of aches and pains-Neuralgia,
Cramps. Collie Sprains, Bruises, Cuts.
Old Sores. Burns etc. Antlseptic
Anodyne. Price 25c-Adv
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
oideons Elect Field Secretary.

La Porte, lnd.--James Martin
Elkhart. known in the fraternity
travelling men as "Cornstalk Jim
has been advised of his anpo!>tmeu
as national field secretary Of th
Gideons.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
Prefers Prison 70 Austrian Army

Oakland. Cal-Daniel Galuchi. a
convicted confidence man, accepted
loyear prison term in pref
erence To deportation 10 Austria 10
serve in the Austrian army
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28

Some men who boast that they pay
as they go never manage TO get very
far
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
Honolulu Awaits jap Squadron.

Honolulu.-A japanese squadron
composed OF the battleship Hizen and
according to a report received by the
port officials.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
Cav Old Docs.

You can't teach an old dog new
tricks"
oh. don't know They all want to
try the tango and the make
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
DeveloplnQ.

Irene-Don't you think that travel
brings out all that is In onei
Ire-Yes; especially ocean travel
Judge
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
Actress Dies From Poison Dose.

Chicago Miss Edella Emsch, an
actress who was rushed here from
Kansas City Jan. II, after she is said
to have taken poison by mistake. died
at the Ravenswood hospital.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
For Eve Years
| was
Troubled
with a
Chronic
Disease.
Peruna
Cured me
Sound
and Well.

Mrs Maggie Durbin, 2O9 Victory
St, Little Rock. Ark, writes: Il was
troubled for five years with chronic
disease ! rried everything l heard
of. but nothing did me any good.
Some doctors said my trouble was
catarrh Of the bowels, and some said
consumption of the bowels. One
doctor said he could cure me. / took
his medicine two months, but II did
me no good a friend of NINE ad-
vised me to try Peruna and did so.
After l had taken two bottles found
II was helping me. SO l continued its
use. and 1t has cured me sound and
well. can recommend Peruna TO
any one. and II any one wants to
know what Peruna did for me II they
will write TO me / will answer
promptly"
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28

The masculine idea OF an intellec-
tual woman is one who Is built like
hairpin and wears spectacles.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
The OpportunlN.

He-I love the true. the good. the
beautiful. the
She-Oh. George. this 10 so SUDDEN
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
Truth That Bores.

Pa, what Is q truismr'
"A truism, my son. is q truth which
is so true that It makes everybody
tired"
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28

Red Cross Ball Blue. made in America,
therefore the best. delights the housewife.
All good grocers. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28

The fellow who is good at making
excuses isn't very valuable for any
thing else.-Toledo Blade.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
London Crisis.

Waiter Vienna steak, please
'Ush. sir, we calls EN- Petrograd
patties now, sir"
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28

A man looks cheap when his wife
calls him dear" in public
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28
MatchIcss Conccit.

Stranger-Have you match, sir7
Vain lndividual-No, | don't think
so boston Evening Transcript.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28

Man is Of few days and full of con
densed meanness
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28

The more a man gets the more he
wants-unless a police Judge is dealing
IL out
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28

How a girl does hate a male firt--
unless he is flirting with her
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28

Wash day ia smile day il you use Red
Cross Ball Blue, American made, therefore
the best made. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL You
FRY Murine kye Remedy for Red Veal, Waiery
ives and GRADUATED Eyeids; No smAruns-
yust Eye comfort Write for Book of the Eye
by mail fTes Murine bye Kennedy Co. Chicago
The Dermott news., 1915-01-28

Hysteria has often been mistaken
for patriotism.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-09-13
Thieves Reap Big
Harvest in Omaha
In Last Few Hours

Thieves, burglars, pickpockets and the
like have been enjoying unhindered
prosperity OF late I'm Omaha.
Following is a list of their activities
during the last few hours: p. G.. Hart Of
Columbus. Neb, lost valuable watch at
the Lord Lister hospital. The Haines
Drug company Fifteenth and Douglas
streets, were visited by some little
shavers" Friday evening who broke
showcase outside their store and captured
ten razors, Armand Guenette, 252l
Hickory street asserts that quantity
Of wearing apparel was stolen from his
home. The Central Taxi company assert
that while one of their machines was
painting along side the curb at sixteenth
and Burt streets. tire was disconnected
from the vehicle and made way with by
parties undiscovered Sam Bodel. Tween
ty-second and Pierce street lost valua-
BILE gold watch at Eleventh and Howard
streets. when stranger slipped and
bumped up against him Anton Hartman,
1914 Douglas street. also asserts that his
timepiece has disappeared.
Mrs. II. Loechner. 29Ol X street, lost a
handbag containing s26 when an unlimited
stranger called at her residence during her
absence. ROdovan Bartich. 1912 N street,
Is minus an Austrian crown 10 cents In
money and $50 worth OF jewelry G.
SOrenson. 2SO2 Ohio street. left $50 worth
Of tools in his shop. and during the night
the tools left the shop. He doesn't know
where they went
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-09-13
Must Go Back to the
Farm to Start Over

Several days ago Newton A. Bylngtop,
father OF eleven children. and husband
OF an invalid wife. left his home near
Phelps, Wis, to journey TO Kendrick,
Colo, to take up a homestead.
Before leaving. he had drawn all hts
savings from the bank, and with the
money from the sale OF n COW and some
farm implements. started forth. Tho
amount totaled S426 lie gave his wife $40
OF the sum, and the rest he needed for
his contemplated land transaction, and
few dollars to pay his expenses to
Kendrick
lie stopped Off in omaha between
trains and while, sitting in the Union
station met a stranger who was going
to the same place he was. Eventually
they both took a walk up town and met
another man, with whom the stranger
matched dollars. Byington eventually
became involved and when the game
concluded was 800 TO the bad. Since then
he has remained at the station. while
the con men were being sought by the
authorities
Saturday morning James ]. Smith was
arrested on suspicion OF being one OF tho
men, and was identified as his victim.
Smith was arraigned in police court and
bound over TO the district court with
bonds fixed at $3.50. Byington can get
none of his money back and will leave
for his home today to start all over
again on his little farm.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-09-13
Roy Morse Star of
The Canadian Meet

TORONTO, Canada, sept. 12-Roy
Morse Of New York was the star OF the
Canadian national athletic meet today.
winning the 100 and 2OO-yard spirits. tho
former In O:lO flat and the latter in 0:2ih,
Abel Kiviat OF New York won the 1000
yard special. beating Ted Meredith OF
Philadelphia and Jack TTessider. the Can
adam champion. In close finish. The
time. 2:27h. was slow as the runners
loafed in the earlier stages.
George Gouiding worlds champion
walker, made a new Canadian record
when he came home alone from scratch
In a two-mile handicap In ls:27b.
Hannes Kolehmainen, the New York
Finlander started at scratch in three
mile handicap, In which he conceded all
competitors from thirty seconds to one
and one-half minutes. He wore them all
down except Dellow. the Canadian mara
thoner and Joyce OF Buffalo. The Firms
time was 15:1eh.