davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-15
AT THE ORPHEUM.

From the headliner, a monkey cir
Gus, to the opening act, a Juggling
number '@The Story Of Dying Race"
gave room for the full expression of
his vocal powers. His character in
corporations which pleased the most,
however. did not prove a good We
specially, the Orpheum now running
presents something new and novel.
The monkey circus in which the "ac-
tors performed without the usual in
convenience of a ring master appear
ing on the stage. for an animal act,
is one of the cleverest that has ap-
peared in many months at the local
vaudeville house.
The only act which failed to please
though through no fault OF the actors
who admirably presented an episode
of the resent day which hal its in
cetion during the civil war The fault
lay with the audience, which in the
the majority was IAN Irish Arden"
busy heyday Of the resent fails to
grasp the events that iudelibly
stamped the minds Of the heroes of
the four years strife. The plot is
patterned after "Enoci. Arden"
To lovers of good sOnG. Louis Lon
don scored a big success. Possessed
OF a remarkably good voice, HIS one
hicle with which he might have made
the most of his opportunities
Keno and Green in "All Life and
Action" fulfilled the prophecy Of the
title under which they are booked.
Snappy songs, fast and furious dan
cirg some old jokes cleverly mixed
in with n new line of chatter"
! brought them rounds OF applause.
The sum and substance of the bill
| Is 2Our good acts OF comedy plus a
| sketch which has serious vein, a
/ suite ole conglomoration designed to
+ please the harshest vaudeville critics
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-15
KILLED BY STREET CAR
superintendent OF U. of vi. Hospital
Loses Legs and Arm.

ANN ARBOR, Mich, Nov. Is
Supt: j. &. Draper of the university
hospital was almost instantly killed
by street car as he was on his way
home Saturday night. Both legs and
one arm were cut off.
He was rushed to the HOMEOPATHIC
hospital, but died within 10 minutes
Mr.. Draper, who was about As years
old, had been superintendent of the
hospital for 10 years. He leaves a
widow and one daughter.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-15
THIS Is MY PICTURE.

Science wins over disease and
nervous decline.
No need to suffer and doctor
the "old way"
for months.
Come and investigate for your
self the advances i have made, and
how little IL costs to get well.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-15
AT THE STRAND.

The musical comedy company at
the Strand is presenting a variety bill
entitled "One Day in Paris" The
numerous comedy bits were we'll re-
ceived at the opening performance on
Sunday. Among the song numbers
were Everybody Rag With Me-" by
Billie Konel; Mother McCree." by
Frances Haley; Irish Blues" by Ed
die Burns; Put Ne to Sleep" by Alice
Gordon, and 1.-The Plantation Ball" is
being repeated by Eddie Konel.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-15
PRINCE AL6ERT is ILL
Will Undergo Special Treatment for
Gastric Disorder.

LONDON. Nov. Is. - The official
press bureau Sunday night gave out
the following statement:
prince Albert is i'll of an obstinate
gastric disorder and will be in London
some weeks to undergo special treat
ment."
Prince Albert. second son Of King
George, is a midshipman, 20 years old.
He had an attack of appendicitis about
a year ago, but after an operation re-
Joined his ship.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-15

Taking the ideal book, bough. Jug
and maiden Of Omar Khayyam as one
side or the solemn comfort picture
turn the canvas over and souint AT
the luxury desired by the British SOL
der who writes: Gould you post me
each week the Spectator and a small
can OF insect powder?"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-15
AT THE AUDITORIUM.

Charley Chaplin is holding forth at
the Auditorium again today in his
latest release, two part Essanay
omedy called "Shanghafed." and no
doubt he viii delight many fans who
enjoy his peculiar FRANKS. The regu-
lar release Of the serial picture, The
Diamond From the sky" When Cal
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-15

II. Robert Sent Of Des Moines, Ia,
and DR.. r. G. Clemge Of Chicago are
visiting in the city for a few days,
having recently returned from a tour
of the Pacific coast.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-15
"A sensible cigarette
that's what ] won't

may not Ike Fatt1nas as
wei as all these thou
sands of other men do.
But you can't deny
that they are worth try
ing-not only for the de-
liciOus taste that hasmade
them so famous, but also
to see just how SENSI-
BILE they really are
how COOL and comfort
able to the throat and
tongue and how free they
are from after-efectS
Clip out these tests and
see if you can find any
cigarette that meets them
as we'll as good old
Fadmas do.
Make this important
test today.
%sSAz<~S..47sS---ocs
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-15
AT THE COLONIAL.

Science picture, Jewel" Charming
Ella Hall plays the title role.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21
TOO MUCH FOR JUDGE GARY
Youthful Lawyer Made Technical Err
ror In Billiard Contest With
Legal Veteran.

Judge Martin, as a young lawyer and
on first arrival in Chicago, thought
himself fortunate in gaining an intro
duction to Judge Gary-the Gary who
tried the anarchists. The Judge took
a shine to the young chap and pro-
posed game of billiards, wherein
Martin made a technical error that
he remembered for long. Gary played
an old mans game, and Martin then,
as now, was particularly handy with
cue.
Picture a contest of "a points with
four balls on a four and one-half by
nine table. The Judge barely bend
ing), with a childish bridge and a
nerveless stroke, missed his first shot.
Martin, in shirtsleeves, crouched over
the table like jockey plotting a win
ner, and applied himself to rolling up
run. He had counted fifteen or
twenty when he turned and saw the
judge disappearing through the door
and moving with ruffled dignity.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21
WITH THE USUAL GREETING
Elderly Darby Remembered His
Training and Addressed stereo-
typed Question to "Angel."

Jack McGeevy, the vaudeville en-
tertainer, was reared in a southern
locality where the population was
largely black and where the older
darkies were invariably respectful. A
part Of their Difference, says Nc
Greevy, was to inquire as to the health
of the family of anyone who addressed
them, even IL he were a stranger.
Thus an elderly negro was at work
in the fields not far from a fair
grounds where parachute jump was
q part of the entertainment. The
jumper, a girl, had gone up in a bal
loon and had encountered a wind
which blew her some distance before
she cut loose, and when she landed
1t was only a few feet from the old
uncle with the hoe. He had not seen
her descent, and he fairly blinked as
he beheld the vision in scarlet tights
and virulent peroxide hair His train
ing did not desert him, however, for
he asked presently:
Good evenin, Miss Angel. How's
20 paw an maw?"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21
POETS DOUBLE ROLE.
Goethe Not Always "Cold as an
immortal"
Could Be Solemn ard Dlgnlfied, but
Was Possessed of Mad Spirit
of Fun Which Bubbled Up at
Odd Times.

Goethe was credited by a certain
American writer with having Some
thing of the calm and something of the
GOODNESS Of the immortals," but on &C.
casion he was filled with the 10y Of
living" that irresponsible eruption Of
energy and high spirits to which the
creative mind ought to be especially
susceptible.
Soon after Goethe had written
"Werther," one Glenn came to Weimar
and wished to know him. How this
came about is best told in Gleims
own words:
IL had brought with me the last
'Musenalmanach,' a literary novelty,
and read here and there an article to
the company In which l passed the
evening While l was reading, a
young man, booted and spurred, in a
short green shooting jacket thrown
open, came in and mingled with the
audience.
Il had scarcely remHfded his en-
trance. He sat down opposite to me,
and listened attentively. scarcely
knew what there was about him that
particularly struck me, except a pair
of brilliant black Italian eyes. But it
was decreed that l should know more
Of him.
During short pause, during which
some gentlemen and ladies were dis
cussing the merits of the pieces | had
read, lauding some and censuring 9th
ers, the gallant young sportsman (for
such | took him to bel rose from his
chair, and bowling with most courte-
Gus and ingratiating air to me, Of
fered to relieve me from time to time
in reading, lest should be tired.
Il could do no less than accept so
polite an offer, and Immediately hand
ed him the book. But o Apollo and
all the Muses-not forgetting the
Graces-what was then to hear!
AT first, indeed, things went
smoothly enough-the somewhat more
solid, substantial fare Of Voss, Stol-
berg and Burger was delivered in such
manner that no one had any reason
to complain. All at once, however, it
was as If some wild and wanton spirit
took possession of the young reader,
HE read poems that had no exist
ence in the 'Almanach,' and broke out
into all possible modes and dialects.
Hexameters, iambics, doggerel verses
one after another, or blended in a
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21
Building Up Her Words.

A certain little Columbus schoolgirl
is learning things, both at school and
on the street, as a recent happening
demonstrates. The knowledge she
picked up at school; the phrase re-
garding the cat she heard either from
some other child or from some care
less elder.
Mother, what does fat spell?" she
asked the other night, on coming
home from school.
mother.
why, fat my dear" replied the
the second inquiry.
"And what does her spell?" came
"'Her,'" again vouchsafed the in
formant.
Now | knew was right, and that
old cat of teacher tried to make me
believe that those letters spelled ia
Their" exclaimed the child with not a
little Observation-Disclosures Dispatch.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21
Had Him Guessing.

Walter Roberts, the theatrical man,
is usually ready with a quick answer
to any question that is put to him, but
once upon a time he was clearly non.
plused. A woman had approached
the ticket window and said:
81 would very much like to know, II
the show which is now going on is
moral and proper"
Walter cast a scrutinizing glance at
his questioner, but that was all.
why don't you answer my ques'
ton, young man." demanded the lady
at the window
Because, madam, frankly speak.
ing" said Walter, hesitating, I'm not
a good enough Judge of human nature
to know which way to answer without
losing a patron. "-Louisvill Times.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21

strange confusion. came tumbling out
in torrents.
what wild and humorous fancies
did he not combine that evening!
Amidst them came out such noble
thoughts, thrown in detached and fit
ting, that the authors to whom he
ascribed them must have thanked God
on their knees If they had fallen on
their desks.
"'That is Goethe or the deviln cried
l to Wieland, who sat opposite me.
"'Both! he replied. w. Boyn-
ton in THE Worlds Leading Poets.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21
A one.slded Definition.

What is your idea of neutrality"
Neutrality" answered the diplo-
mat, "is a state of mind so disinter-
ested and accurate as to permit no
question that the side of the contro-
versy represented by me is entitled to
the fullest support"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21
Somber Possibility.

DO you think the war will be over
before very long?"
Yes What I'm hoping is that the
peace negotiations won't precipitate
another one"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21

If you take into consideration the
clothes little Cupid doesn't wear, you
will no longer wonder why love grows
cold.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and Granplated Byelidsi No smarung-
BY mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago,
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21

Relations between the old-fashioned
milkman and the hydrant are fire.
quently strained.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21
The Modern Way.

"a man can't drown his sorrows"
"Oh, yes, he can, if he happens to
meet a submarine"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21

Russian peasant women work in the
field with the men,
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21

midas cotton crop is estimated at
4 100000 bales of 430 pounds each.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21
Pure Food Expert
Investigates Grape-Nuts

Before included the Pure Food Directory the New York
Globe the publishers their Alfred W. MC the facts about this
Of how made and whether much
had been claimed forit
The always GapNus body building
white -four that dges readily than other prepared cereal food
Battle Globes expense had
the of the stairs, down and all over the place.
In the N Y Globe of April |, 1915, he said:
"Any man who o Battle Creek and comea away
with the that he amazed the habit
o.
81 watched the delivery o the wheat to the GapeNuts
| watched mills
this Whe dthereW stunt puNe
rolls andcam outas honest and Weined when
in Isawhi whe nike with barley in mi
that is a model of cleanliness
"GapeNuss s ar honest genuine wholesome good, fool
proof breakfast food.
"GrapeNuts S all Post claimed for it. Instead of
the truth he didn't tell ten it."
have i'll know Alfred W. Mccain,
Globe N Battle There's
about GrapelNut.
wonderful food DOES build DOES
furnish the vital mineral phphe usually lacking the daily dietary easily
diible esreadyo and delicious
"There's Reason for
Grape-Nuts
Sold by Grocers everywhere
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21
Proprletorshlp.

Can a woman keep a secret?"
Eyes; unless it's some other WON.
ans"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21

Every woman's pride, beautiful, clear
white clothes. Use Red Cross Ball Blue.
All grocers. Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21

No girl should acquire a husband
until she is able to convert a round
steak into a square meal.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21

For sores apply Hanford's Balsam
lightly. ADV.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21
Perhaps.

Perhaps,
"Pa, who started the saying that a
mans wife Is his better half?"
Some mans wife, | reckon"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21
Ennis

81 suppose you want to hear both
sides of the war question:"
No, the finish of it."
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21
Not the Ideal.

NOb hUG luCdl-
II want sunny lot in life"
you'll find few shade trees a
great improvement"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21
INTERNATIONAL.
SUNNYS0IOOL
LESSON

(By q. o. SELLERS, Acting Director of
Sunday School Course, The Moody Bible
Institute, Chicago, ILL
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-05-21
LESSON FOR MAY %
DAVID KING OVER JUDAH AND
ISRAEL.

LESSON TExT-II Samuel 2:1-7; 5;1-6.
GOLDEN TExT-Jehovah is nv
strength and my shield; my heart hath
trusted him, and am helped.-Ps. 2S:7
R.V. O'''
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-17
FINING MEN FOR KISSING

From the Chicago Herald.
When a man at Brinsley, England,
was fined 81 the other day for kiss
ing his wife in the street it recalled
to mind the more severe punishment
that would have been melted to him
had he lived in the New England of
the seventeenth century.
Mrs. Earle, in her book on "Pur-
itan New England" recalls the case
of Captain Kemble of Boston, who
in 1856 was "set for two hours in
the public stocks for his 'lewd and
unseemly BEHAVIOR which consisted
in kissing his wife publicly on the
Sabbath day, upon the doorstep Of
his house, when he had just return
ed from an absence of three years.
Attempts have been made in var
ious parts of the world to prevent
kissing. In Iceland the old-time
laws were very severe in this re-
spect Punishment was thepenalty
for kissing another mans wife, with
or without her consent, and the same
punishment followed on kissing an
unmarried woman against her will
Even when kissing had the recip-
tents sanction the penalty was a
fine for each offence.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-17
GREAT WAR
BOOKS REVIEWED

Three editors, two of New York
dailies, and one a Berlin correspond
ent Of the London Daily Mail and
the New York Times, have issued
three books almost simultaneously on
the Armageddon now working in
Europe and the world. "The Great
War;" by Mr.. Frank H. Simonds, who
recently stepped from the editorship
New York Tribune, is an Illuminating
collection of Mr.. Simonds' great
editorials in those papers and other
publications. He begins his story with
Austria's struggles against the grow
ing Slav peril" and strength in the
Balkans; her two calling defeats in
diplomacy in the two Balkan wars;
and the final blow at Servia after
Serajevo; and protrays with a master
hand the rapid flash and change Of
events on the hitherto peaceful screen
of Europe. The book, with Mr..
Simonds' great facilities Of cable and
despatch, is one of the livest works
on the mighty struggle which has yet
appeared. 1t is published by Mitchell
| Kennerley.
The second book is Germany En-
battled," by Mr.. Oswald Garrison
Willard, the editor of the New York
| Evening Post. Mr.. Wizards book is,
in its essence, an appeal to the Chris
tian civilization, not only of Germany,
but of the globe, to exert itself I'M
| ceasingly to overcome the fetch OF
force as the arbiter of the struggles
and differences of humanity. Mr..
Willard pays unstinted tribute to the
influence of German ideals and cul-
ture on the entire world. At the same
time, he deplores the supineness with
which mighty Teutonic race toler-
ates a board of managers, self-ap-
pointed, and answerable to none of
their fellow citizens for their acts.
Mr.. Willard believes that the German
nation as whole are not sufficiently
aware of the course which their gov
erment is taking in the present titanic
struggle, and suggests that a propo-
ganda be started by neutral nations
to bring about their enlightment.
The last book of the trio, "The
men about the KAISER" by Mr.. Fred
4 erick w. Vile, is the work of a
journalist who for over decade has
| Dee1l ALMOST dH llIlIIldIS Will IiiS
Representatives of the greatest forces
which, taken collectively, are called
the German Empire. Thirty of the
most intimate sketches of as many
human giants in the mighty Today of
Germany fill the books hundreds of
pages with vital interest. Bierber-
A stein, the Germanizer of Turkey;
Kiderlin- Waechter, the author of the
Moroccan crisis; Heyderbrand, the
dictator of the government, and
champion of things as they are;
Jagow, college chum of the Kaiser,
the unmilitant wielder of the seal OF
the foreign office; Richard Strauss
and Hauptmann, leading world must
clan and playwright, respectively;
Furstenstein, boon companion, and
advisor of the Kaiser; Balm, Gwinner
and Rathenau; industrial and money
kings, these are few of the
uncrowned kings of Germany of
whom Mr.. Wile's brilliant work
speaks with such insight. The book
is from the press of Bobbs, Merrill q
Company.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-17

vention anudder excuse for staying
opp lade py night"
l feel sorry for some peoble who
make demselfs sick because dey can
nod dell der troot undt hat to eat
DER own vordts. No vunder!
Vun of der peaudies of banding
peans undt capbages in der spring
time is dot der Gus words you hat nit
der groundt for being hardt to dig
ISIS dot you can durn 'em under nit
der peans.
A Teller toldt me vunce dot wisdom
vas like money because you couldt
shange id. Will, if l shanged my
mindt dere would pc no cendts left
Der troot will oudt aboudt murder
ISIS no more of a fact den dot der
moral sidt of every question is der
vun We all want to be on, vedder id
ISIS to cover oop all der lies We toldt
or der horses we steal.
Diss basdt vinder vas very brovok-
ing ad der lasdt end of i'd because ia
insisted on SLIDING in der laps of
spring till he wore oudt her patience.
Der way for der vinder to quidt is to
leaf, because spring cannod leaf until
she goes. Yed spring leafs ven
vinder leaft, undt it leafs before
summer geds here.
No poy vouldt make success fish
ing if he had to dig his bait near
the garage.
Pevare of der Teller who vas always
saying do you, "You know yourself
so and 81 is drue." o course, dot ISIS
pegging der quvestion always and
docks so mooch for grandted dot you
ISIS nod got shace defend yurself
If yu admidt dot you know yourself
somtings, dot ISIS all dere ISIS to i'd
Id is der lasdt vordt, undt you couldn't
fndt id necessary to say Something's
if you wanted do, because you ISIS all
reddy comitted yourself in der first
blaze by admitting dot you know
somedinks dot you are not Wiling to
own up to, yet der fool fellow dells
you "You know yourself" smedinks
By cracky id makes me matter den a
vet hen to hat fellow dell me diss
foolishness oudt.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-17
TALE OF A BLEEDING HEART

81 never roast the married life,"
Remarked man one day.
Perhaps you've never had a wife,
Someone was led to say.
ooh, yes, indeed" he answered back,
AS earnest as you please.
"She boarders kept. ne'er did lack
An atmosphere of ease.
Each day she'd give be pocket change
A plentiful supply,
And up and down the streets I'd range
And very often buy
A smoke to while the time away,
Or else a little drink.
There's nothing kind that | can say
Of men who seem to think
That matrimony's hard to bear
And makes a fellow fret.
The wife I had was always square
And caused me no regret,
Until the final deed, that left
Me heartsick and forlorn.
I woke to find myself bereft
Upon winters MORN"
"Alackaday, you mean she died!
That's what we should infer?".
"She ran off with chap" he sighed
Who said he'd work for her."
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-17
PIONEER SUFFRAGE STATE

In an editorial in the Woman's
Journal, Alice Stone Blackwell says:
New Jersey has especial cause to
work hard for success since New
Jersey was the pioneer woman suf-
frage state. Tax-paying women
voted in New Jersey from 1776 to
1874, when they were unjustly and
illegally deprived of the right to vote.
Woodrow Wilson says, it was because
the women generally voted the Fed
eralst ticket, and when the opposite
party came into power in the Legis-
lature it took the ballot away from
the women. This action was illegal
as only the voters had the power to
amend the Constitution and take away
the right to vote from the women.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-17

Nurse Wants Work
Midwife, graduate of Bellevue
Hospital, wishes work as confinement
nurse. Mrs. Hoppe, Edgewater
Heights, Cliffside, P. o.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-17
EASILY ACCOMPLISHED

One afternoon an elderly woman,
who was not accustomed to travelling,
boarded a train for a short run to the
adjacent county, and when her des,
tination was eventually announced
she nervously called to the conductor:
"What can / do for you, madame =
asked the conductor, stepping to her
side.
ooh, Mr.. Conductor" she exclaimed
"here is the town where am going,
and I don't know exactly which door
"You may go out either door.
madame" gently instructed the con,
ductor. "The car stops at both ends
Philadelphia Telegraph.