The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-12-27

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|| RUFF STUFF |
BY RED.
Did you get through the holidays
without wishing you were a young
ster again? ~
Think we'll have to take the Keely
cure to get the Christmas habit out
Of our systems.
Now fellows, being as the holidays
are gone, look forward to the frisid
shoulder.
Frick doesn't look much like Santa
Claus, but at the same time all Of
Pittsburgh recognizes him as Chris.
1t cost Henry Ford $4,000 to get
rid Of the bunch OF radicals he was
mixed up with. Tough luck to mix Mrs.
Berton Bradley up with that gang on
her honeymoon.
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We are thankful for the Christmas
cards, but we never could eat paper.
Can't tell whether we are making
hit with the boss or not-slnce
smoking the cigars he gave us for
Christmas. We have our doubts. -
No arrests made out OF the thou.
sands of imbibers over Christmas.
Cops behaving? ~ ~
Keep on trying to work the IS to l
puzzle and you'll get a free trip to
Weston.
Two vaudeville houses in town and
everybody broke.
Must make girl feel sort Of out.
of,the-way to be married during 1915.
A special train Of nine cars to han.
die the liquor into Fairmont Friday
night, regular trains packed, and boot
leggers did a land office business. Still
we have to drink water when working.
Have to try to hook all our Christ.
mas presents now to pay. for the ones
we sent. d ~,
II we didn't have pain from eating
too much turkey and roast duck we'd
like to laugh at the story that q bear
robbed Fairmont store.
The White Cloud served bear
meat Christmas-also. naked potatoes,
Just as sure as can be II you swear
OFF and get on the water wagon New
Year day you will be confronted 20
times day after that; with the inyl-,
tations to have a drink
We've been wished aMerry Christ.
mas so many times in heSpast week
we were beginning to think that, some
OF them meant 1t.
: II you wear that necktie your sister,
gave you you're liable to be picked up
for disorderly conduct. yl n.
Henry Ford has Just as much right
to get sick at Christmas time as any:
one that has to eat away from home.
There's a certain young guy IN Fair.
mont that never drives his automobile
unless he's drunk. The BOBBY hatch
is where that gent belongs. Sooner or
later he's going to kill a friend or
two and he'll get there with the con-,
sent of the entire community.
What business Zeke Davis has at
Fairview on Christmas remains q ,mys.
terry to the gum shoe men Of the city.
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When you're a long, long way from
home-it doesn't seem SO bad I to be
unable to give the whole familySpre
ents.
That bunch that Henry Ford left
should not feel so bad. All lFords have
q habit, OF getting party in q foreign
country a1d then getting sick or bust.
Ing a tire or something.
-. sGss So <. ~
II anybody has hooked your coin, tele,
graph Henry Friek. y: z.
Pretty near time for the New York
papers to publish the date that an
EARTHQUAKE Is going to visit Manhattan
In 1915. Il
Just how much money would you
have Il christmas hadn't come, we'll,
u Il were not for ohristmls we'd
never had any socks or ties.
Football eolora.