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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
NEW COMMANDMENT.

The voice of science speaks with
greater authority than ever before;
and the average man is beginning to
believe that 1t is the voice of God
speaking to his children, Science,
industry, philanthropy, patriotism, re-
ligion and common sense are today
laundering from a hundred Sinais the
divine command: Thou shalt not use
alcohol in any form, neither thou nor
thy president, nor thy army, nor thy
navy, nor thy physician, nor thy pas
tor, at the communion table, nor thy
teacher, nor thy railroad engineer. nor
thy chauffeur, nor anyone who dwells
within thy borders. Rev. Henry
Stauffer in Union Signal.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
CALOMEL WHEN BILIOUS? NO! STOP!
ACTS. LIKE DYNAMITE ON LIVER
Guarantee DodsOnS Liver Tone win Give You the Best Liver
and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-DOeSn Make You Sick!

spoonful and il it doesn't straighten
you right up and make you feel fine
and vigorous / want you to go back to
the store and get your money. Dod-
sons Liver Tone is destroying the
sale of calomel because it is real liver
medicine; entirely vegetable, therefore
it cannot salivate or make you sick
/ guarantee that one spoonful Of
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver TO work and clean your
bowels Of that sour bile and consti-
pated waste which is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable.
! guarantee that bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam
lily feeling fine for months. Give it to
your children. 1t is harmless; doesn't
grippe and they like its pleasant taste.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
GIVE A COFFEE PARTY
CHANGE FROM THE TEA" THAT
Is so POPULAR.
Hostess Can Provide Delightful Enter
tainment at Comparatively Small
Cost In a Fashion That Is
Somewhat Unusual.

Why don't you give coffee? Have
you ever heard of one? 1t is like a
tea, excepting that coffee instead of
tea is the chosen beverage, and in
stead of sandwiches and cakes of the
usual sort all the food seems to have
come straight from a German coffee
shop.
This rather unusual form of enter
tainment is given in the morning
Cards are sent out with the words
Coffee" and From II TO 1" written
on them. Or, if the Coffee" is to be
very small, the invitations may be
given by telephone. For one of the
charms Of the Coffee" is that it Is
informal.
In the dining-room the table is
spread with a lace or embroidered
luncheon cloth-something rather elab-
crate can be used-and. in the center,
instead of flowers, is big silver tray
heaped with fruits made of marzipan.
Half a dozen German cakes are placed
on the table. There are small German
almond cakes on plate covered with
a lace dolly. There is cake board on
which is a big coffee ring, with wide
bladed silver knife beside it. There is
a cheese cake cut into narrow, wedge
shaped pieces. And there are other
German sweets of the sort that can be
bought at a first-class German delica-
lessen or bakery or made at home &C
cording to recipes in a German cook
cry book.
At each end of the table is an urn
or percolating coffee pot over an al
cohol fame, for coffee is the only bev-
erage served. 1t is served in large
cups, breakfast size, and with it are
passed cream and sugar.
German DoughnUts.-Here is reci-
pc for one German delicacy that may
be served with the coffee. Scald pint
Of milk, and while it is scalding hot
pour over it pint of -four. Beat until
smooth and then add half teaspoon
full of salt, and cool. Add the beaten
yolks of four eggs, tablespoonful OF
melted butter, half cupful of sugar
a cupful of -four, two teasponfuls of
baking powder, teaspoonful of al
mond or other fiavoring and the beat
en- whites of four eggs. Add more
-four if necessary to make a soft
dough Roll out and cut and fry gold
brown. Drain on thick paper and roll
in sugar
German Apple Cake.-For German
apple cake, sift pint of -four with one
and half teaspoonfuls of baking pow
der and half teaspoonfuf of salt.
Add two tablespoonfuls of butter, rub
bling it in thoroughly, and then add a
beaten egg and milk enough to make
q thick batter. Spread the batter in
a buttered tin to the thickness of an
inch. Over the top spread quarters
or eighths of peeled and cored apples
and sprinkle with sugar and CHINA
mon. Bake in hot oven.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
TAKE SALTS TO FLUSH
KIDNEYS IF BACK HURTS
Says Too Much Meat Forms Uric Acid
Which Clogs the Kidneys and
lrritates the Bladder.

Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like the bowels, get sluggish and clog
ged and need flushing occasionally,
else we have backache and dull misery
in the kidney region, severe head
aches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver.
acid stomach, sleeplessness and all
sorts of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain in the kidney
region, get about four ounces of Jad
Salts from any good drug store here,
take tablespoonful in a glass Of
water before breakfast for a few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice, COM
bined with lithia, and is harmless to
flush clogged kidneys and stimulate
them to normal activity. 1t also neu-
tralizes the acids in the urine so 1t
no longer irritates, thus ending blad-
der disorders.
Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive;
makes a delightful effervescent lithia-
water drink which everybody should
take now and then to keep their kid
neys clean, thus avoiding serious com.
plications.
A well.known local druggist says he
sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be-
lieve in overcoming kidney trouble
while it is only trouble.--Adv.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
WHERE RASTUS FELL DOWN
Rather "Glveaway" Was His Eager
ness to Demonstrate He Could
File an Abb.

At a special session in Washington
reference was made to the matter of
making bad breaks, when Congress
man James A. Frear of Wisconsin was
reminded of an incident along that
line.
Some time ago, he said, farmer
out his way began to miss his chick
ems, and in order to better protect
them he had the door of the coop fitted
with iron bars Still the fowls dis
appeared, and finally party named
Rastus was arrested on suspicion.
There seems to be no evidence
against this man." said Rastus' lawyer
to the judge at the subsequent trial,
land l ask your honor to discharge
him"
Il will let him off with a suspended
sentence" answered the judge, PRO
viding he can file an alibi Can you
file an alibi Rastus?" he continued,
turning to the defendant.
"Yassah, boss. Yassah!" was the
prompt response of Rastus. Il kin
If dey amt no harder dan de bahs on
Mistah Johnsin's chicken COOP
Philadelphia Telegraph.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15

Stop using calomel! 1t makes you
sick. Don't lose a days work. II you
feel lazy, sluggish. bilious or consti-
pated, listen to me!
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis OF the bones
Calomel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into it, breaking
it up. This is when you feel that aw
full nausea and cramping If you feel
"all knocked out" if your liver is tor
pid and bowels constipsted or you
have headache, dizziness, coated
tongue, if breath is bad or stomach
sour just try spoonful of harmless
Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store or dealer and get a 50-cent
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take a
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
To Mend Pipes.

When the pipes are rusted in spots
and unsafe to use, by applying strips
of wet asbestos paper on hot pipes
the paper will adhere closely and
so seal the pipes. This has been
found a great economy, as the fur
mace pipes last year longer without
repairing them than they otherwise
would.
If the kitchen range contains an
ugly crack, you may fill 1t with &C.
ment made by beating one egg, to
which add sifted ashes and stove pol
ish until thick enough to spread.
Work the paste smooth over the top.
This will harden almost like iron and
will take a polish that will render the
break unnoticeable. ....
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
Pesslmistle Papa.

PA" said Johnny, who is a persist
ent knowledge-seeker, what is a law.
giver?"
There isn't any such thing, John
n.y." replied the old gentleman, who
had been involved in considerable liti-
cation in his time.
But this book says that somebody
was a great law-giver," persisted the
youngster.
Then it's a mistake rejoined his
father. Law is never given. It's re-
tailed in mighty small quantities at
mighty high figures"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
DESTROY THE DESTROYER.

In his book, Mans Value to Soci-
ety." Rev. Dr. Newell Dwight Hills
says: "StatisticianR reckon the aver
age mans value at $500 year Each
worker in wood iron or brass stands
for an engine or industrial plant worth
$4,000, producing at 6 per cent, an
income of $500. The death OF the av-
erage workman, therefore, is equiva-
lent to the destruction Of a $4,000
mill or engine. The economic loss
through the non-productivity of 10000
drunkards is equal to one Chicago fire,
involving 100000, 900"
This does not take into account the
cost Of the crime and pauperism
which 10000 drunkards entail upon
the public, nor the degeneracy of
drunkards' offspring which adds enor-
mously to the economic loss through
nonproductivity and direct criminal
ity. By the license system this nation
is deliberately destroying each year
its chief assets. The liquor traffic
must go!
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
Couldn't Beat Her.

Ellanora had been the negro maid at
Mrs. Hopson's for several years, and
left to get married, says the Delinea-
tor. She moved to another city and
nothing had been seen of her for a
couple of years, when one day she
called on her former mistress.
And so you have little son, Ella
nora?" said Mrs. Hopson.
"Yes'um," smiled the woman. IA
nice little boy"
"And what did you name him?"
querled Mrs. Hopson.
well, we calls him Eggnogg," re.
piled the colored woman.
"Eggnogg!" said the other. That's
a funny name for boy"
well, yo' see, missus," explained
Ellanora, "det cullud woman what.
lived mex doah to me named her twins
Tom and Jerry, an / didn't want to be
outdone by her"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
1tfEI7hl .q;EEl!S!5l5
51T1 NOTES
GEA& 3
FouND-Two BILLION DOLLARS.

FouND-TWo BILLION DOLLARS.
A sure way of solving the problem
Of the high cost of living is forcefully
indicated by Dan Polling in an appeal
TO the voters of the country. Have
you ever stopped to consider" he
says, what two billion dollars would
do toward solving that problem?
DO you think that it would help il
we could find two billion dollars some
where?
1--WE have found two billion dollars
Two billion dollars worse than lost,
In round numbers, the drink bill of
the United States represents an in
vestment in body, mind and soul de-
struction of $1,000 for each family in
the country. When We remember that
there are unnumbered families that
have no drink bill at all, we begin to
form a haZy conception of the drink
ing families of the nation. Liquor
money is generally bread money, meat
money, shoe money. and money that
ought to be spent for clothing. Some
stomach goes hungry for bread, some
feet go poorly shod, some body goes
inadequately clothed, in order that the
liquor traffic may crafty the unspeak-
able appetite it creates. for unneces.
sary strong drink"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
DON'T FUSS WITH
MUSTARD PLASTERS!
Austerole Works Easier, Quicker
and Without the Blister

There's no sense In mixing up mess
of mustard, -four and water when You
can so easily relieve pain, soreness or
stiffness with little clean, white NUS
TEROLE.
MUSTEROLE Is made of pure oil OF
mustard and other helpful ingredients,
combined In the form of a pleasant white
ointment. 1t takes the place of the OUT
of-date mustard plaster, and will not
blisteTl
MUSTEROLE gives prompt relie
from Sore Throat, Bronchitis, Tonsiiitis,
Group, Stiff Neck, Asthma, Neuralgia,
Headache, Congestion, Pleurisy, Rheu..
matism, Lumbago, Pains and Aches OF
the Back or Joints, Sprains, Sore Muscles,
Bruises, Chilblains, Frosted Feet, Colds
of the Chest (it often prevents Pneu-
monia).
At your druggists, In 2Sc and Soc Jars,
and special large hospital size for 81 so.
Be sure you get the genuine MUS.
TEROLE. Refuse imltations-get what
you ask for. The Musterole Company
Cleveland, Ohio.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
Her Laundry Method.

Shave an ounce of parafin and a
bar of laundry soap into basin Of
water and boil for few minutes until
the soap and parafin have been dis
solved. Pour this into boiler Of boil
ing water and mix it with the water.
Wet your soiled clothes in cold water,
wiring them and put them into the boil
ing suds. Boil them for ten minutes
They will then require very little rub
bling, if any, and the finest piece Of
fabric will not be injured. This will
suffice for a large washing; a smaller
amount can be used for a small wash
ing, writes reader who says she has
washed this way for many years and
finds it easy and effective.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
The New Tornedo.

The torpedo, equipped with a net
cutter and with an effective radius of
10, 200 yards, has been perfected at the
navy torpedo station at Newport.
The best long range torpedo owned
by any nation is one which is effective
at about three and one-half miles,
while the new United States torpedo
has an effective range of six miles.
Such torpedo will be of incalcu-
liable advantage to sea-going subma-
rine, or to a fleet at a long distance
from shore, experts pointed out.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
OUT OF A JOB.

The cry is sometimes made that If
saloons are voted out saloonkeepers
will lose their jobs and their families
will suffer Did it ever occur to you,
pertinently asks an exchange, that if
the saloons are not voted out, hun
dreds of the patrons of the saloons
will lose their jobs and their families
will suffer?
When a saloonkeeper puts a man
out of a job, he disgraces the man
and his family, and units him for an
other job. When prohibition puts
a saloonkeeper out of a job, he be-
comes a more honorable citizen, his
family becomes more honorable and
the community secures a wealth.pro-
ducing workman instead of wealth
destroying workman.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
HERE is A GOOD WAY
TO GET RID OF PIMPLES

Battle your face for several minutes
with resinol soap and hot water, then
apply a little resinol ointment very
gently. Let this stay on ten minutes,
and wash off with resinol soap and
more hot water, finishing with dash
of cold water to close the pores. Do
this once or twice day, and you will
be astonished to find how quickly the
healing, antiseptic resinol medication
soothes and cleanses the pores, re-
moves pimples and blackheads, and
leaves the complexion clear and vel
vety All druggists sell resinol soap
and resinol ointment.-Adv.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
SELLING PASSWORD FOR DRINK.

Surgeon General Evatt, speaking in
London, not long ago. dwelt upon the
deplorableness of drink among wom-
en-, adding for q woman to drink is
like selling the password in the field
of battle" This is unique and
powerful way of describing the effect
of drink, not only on women, but on
men. Alas, how many have lost in
the battle of life by selling the pass
word of success and happiness for
strong drink!-Lillian M. N. Stevens.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
Ginner Snsns.

Ginger snaps made from self-raising
-four are very little trouble to prepare,
and the cost is small Heat a cupful
or molasses, and when it reaches the
boiling point pour over one-third of a
-cupful OF shortening. Add a table
spoonful of ginger sifted with three
haapins cupfuls of -four.
Put away to get thoroughly cold,
then roll out very thin and bake in
quick oven.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
No Barqain sale Stuff.

Little William was spending the af-
ternoon with a neighbor, and during
his stay several ladies from near by
dropped in for game of bridge.
Il saw Willies mother just now
as l passed the house." remarked one
lady. Then turning to the little chap,
she added: II wonder If you know
what very pretty woman your moth
err is?"
'Oh, | take good care of that!' re-
piled six-year-old William, complacent-
ly. Il picked her out myself"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
Celery Stuffnu.

One quart bread crumbs, half a
head of celery, two eggs, two table,
spoonfuls butter, one tablespoonful
salt, one-half teaspoonful white pep
per, one-quarter teaspoonful paprika,
and a grating of nutmeg. Rub the
butter into the bread crumbs, then add
the eggs we'll beaten, the seasoning
and the celery chopped fine.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
History.

MY dear, you ought to pass up friv-
olous things and take an interest in
deep subjects. Take history, for in
stance. Here is an interesting item.
Gessler, the tyrant, put up a hat for
the Swiss to salute" The lady was a
trif1e interested. How was it
she inquired.-Louisville
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
When WARMING Over Meat.

The best way to warm up roast OF
meat is to wrap it in thickly creased
paper, and keep it covered while in the
oven. BY having it covered the seam
will prevent the meat from becoming
hard and dry, and it viii become heat
ed through in less time.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
INJURIOUS WORK oE BEER.

It is Just this precious beer which
lowers the intellectual capacity and
will power of thousands and thousands
Of people and makes them old before
their time; ruins stomach, liver, heart
and brain; brings them into the poor
house and prison, hospital and asylum,
and early puts them under the earth.
Max Gruber, NJ D., president Royal
institute of Hygiene, Munich.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15

Twelve green peppers, y red pep
pers, 10 onions. Remove the seeds
from peppers. Chop, cover with boil
ing water for FIVE minutes and drain.
Heat three pints vinegar, two cupfuls
sugar, two tablespoonfuls salt and pour
over above. Cook slowly one hour,
then bottle.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
SUSCEPTIBLE TO DISEASE.

Liabilities to sickness are greater
among drinkers than among abstain
eTs, because alcohol weakens the vi
tally, lessons the power of resistance,
renders the body more susceptible to
disease.-Adolf Baer. NJ. D.. Royal
Sanitary Commission, Berlin, Germany.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
To Clean White RIouseo.

Precipitation stains may be removed
from white biouses without any trou-
BILE if they are soaked before washing
in cold water, to which little Gao.
donate of soda has been added.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
COLDS & LaGRIPPE

5 or 6 doses 666 will break any case
of Chills & Fever, Colds & LaGrippe,
it acts on the liver better than Gallo
mel and does not grippe or sicken.
Price 25c--Adv.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
important TO Mo,hara
No Reason.

But / cannot understand why you
say no; your mother has no objection
to your marrying me?'
mo; and have not the slightest OBJ
lection to my mother marrying you, so
there you are."-Houston Post.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
WORK OF ALCOHOL

Alcohol does not nourish, but pulls
down; does not stimulate, but de-
presses; does not strengthen, but ex-
cites and exhausts. DR.. Norman
Kerr.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
Meaning a Fury, Of Course.

Ddu, WHAT ueu6SlS
Son, nemesis is a married WON.
an whose husband has promised her
new fall hat and hasn't the money
to buy one"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
Channn of Prnnram.

"Why do you insist on moving ev-
cry year,"
"By the time a year is up know all
the tunes in the neighboring phono-
graphs by heart"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
A Mutual Surprise.

Father--You didn't think would
pay all your college debts, now did
your
Freshman--If / had they'd been
much Observation-Disclosures Ledger.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15

1t doesn't pay to fight other peoples
battles, unless you happen to be law
yer.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15

A woman never knows what she
wants till she realizes she can't get 1t,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15
An Expensive Set,

Mamma" exclaimed Benny as he
rushed in from school, our new teach
er has such fine teeth"
Has she, dearP
Eyes, indeed! They are nearly all
gilt edged"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1915-01-15

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak Watery
ISL Eye comfoTt. Write Tor Boos OF tbs I've
by mail Free Murine Eye Remedy Co., chicago.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1915-07-02
VENTILATE THE HENHOUSE
Cloth-CoVered Window Will Permit
Air to Pass Slowly Back and Forth
Without Creating Draft.

A tree is the natural home of he
hen. She was not intended to live n
a house.
In housing a hen so that she will
produce eggs during the winter, we
have confined her in a home as tight
and stuffy as our own. But unlike
most humans, the hen wants fresh cir
more than she wants warmth.
In providing home for the hen we
should protect her against storms and
cold winds but we should take Gaze
that we do not exclude fresh air md
light.
One of the best systems of ventila-
ton, according to j. G. Halpin, Col
lege Of Agriculture Of the University
of Wisconsin, is a cloth-covered win
dow which will allow air to pass SLOW
ly back and forth without draft. The
cloth should be stretched on hinged
frame so that the entire window may
easily be opened. The window should
be placed when possible on the south
side of the poultry house. It will need
to be open large part of the time,
being closed only during storms and
on the coolest nights.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1915-07-02
BREEDING SEASON AT HAND
Eggs Must Be Known to Be Fertile
See That Hen Is Properly Fed
Exercise Is Essential.

Setting time is far on the way. A
few items may help the small poulter-
er to make a success Of his period of
incubation. First comes the study Of
the egg. 1t must be fertile and should
be known to be this or much good
time will be lost. Fertility comes
from the male bird, the condition of
the egg when 1t is put under the hen,
and the condition Of the hen herself
largely determines the hatch. Back Of
the egg is the hen. She must be well
fed, or, rather, properly fed, or she
cannot produce an egg capable Of car
rying the germ TO a successful hatch.
Hens that are kept in too close quar-
tiers or in unhealthy quarters are not
apt to lay eggs that will bring forth
strong and healthy chicks. Hens
that are troubled with lice are in no
condition to produce good eggs. In
a word, hens for producing eggs that
are quite sure to hatch must have
fresh air, cleanliness, exercise and an
assorted and balanced ration. Any
exclusive feed, constantly given, will
pail upon the hen and influence the
egg for evil. Meats, clovers, green
food of any wholesome kind are good
with grain and soft foods. Fowls
with free outdoor exercise are more
apt to lay fertile eggs than hens that
are kept confined.