Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1915-12-24
SANTA CLAUS
COULD PLEASE
POLITICIANS
With Presents for ..Dals. +"
'Aunty Dals. WiIsonites
and Regular Democrats.

Il Santa is IS wise an old boy as
the story y-5ooks say. and Il Santa has
time for just passing thought for
Dal and rAunty- Dal-thaf-Was, for
ye old fashioned joel Parker sort -of-
Democrat and for the neWfangled
Wilson Lacquer. he can make dnite a
number Of groWn-uD "0llser Twists
real happy tomorrow. I want some
more, auoth Oliver when the por-
ridge was being passed. but some Of
the iatter-day divers are content to
ssene. just forever 50 little bite.
So far as "Dalsg are concerned, Of
course. It would be quite Incongfuoas
for them to drop the more They
are already shaping up for quite Z
sufsiciency, and then some.
Please Mister santa just give ms
one teeny. Weeny wish. one can hear
the AHnfy- DaIs-t thal-Here1 whisper
as they tearful7y promise never again
to be naughty little boys and throw
bricHbats and supdry other things AZ
little 'teeny. weeny wish would make
the poor little Aunties" 50. 50 happyl
And It would not beggar Santa dear.
or conEest his parcel post service.
No. indeed, for Just \ few more kind
smiles from +Big Brother Daf's is all
the dear eAuntIes want. Just 4 be-
nevolenf, friendly Nniie from the Big
BrotherT when new charters and such
things come before the somber and
dienifed Jersey soIons 1T Trenton q
few weeks hence.
esanta Dear might read Woodrow
Dear Denocrat ticalIS speaking The
Democratic Santa could cause 50
much rejoicing, If he but knew Il. #
he could but bestow one naan-aized
postmasfership upon some good. fde-
serving Democrat what pleasant
Christmas and what happy New
Year one sorely y-tried town Of ESQ
years weszld have.
That n If the wise Santa II
washington should be gifted with
eone divine pazzef. and could dz1d a
postmasIefship to put n spsn4epe' :
stocking that would cause Ioe3z and
anu Joels TO lie down foget th<f &
quit lighting oxer The division Of pie
ana other goodies, and never. never
again 70 cause sounds Of raflcof and
diseord. of strife and turmoil: to ssIsHd
across the Passaic and to give , bad
Democrats OF West Hudson, Union
Hill and Weesawke
Here are some Of the presents
which individuals would appreciates:
a<fe They Are.
County Counsel Alfred Newton Dali
rvmnle-A first-ciass legitimate ex-
cI1ss for sidetraciking the boom of
state Senator Austen Colgate for
Mayor Thomas L. Raymond As
surance from the Rerabliean orsani-
zation that they win support him foI
a denomination for mayor next year.
best wishes for the ripper bin to wipe
out the Democrats
city Counsel spaulding Frazer
Ditto
All OF the Raymond appointses in
the city Hall Ditto
Former Register Thomas p. Al
wurth--A -Announeemen OF Congress-
man "Frnddie'' I,ehlbanh that he will
not be a candidate next year for re-
election
Register Walter A. Evans-A copy
right on the steps cf his predecessor.
tom Alworth, SO that he can keer
following right along
Police Commissioners John l. Reid
Word from s'Dal'' that the organiza-
tion is going after Mayor RaynaDnda
scalp HoWdy, Mayor Reid
Commissioner Charles p. Giilen
would not mind II Santa Claus sends
along a jItney. OF maybe governor
ship nomination. as some OF his
friends have limited at
Tax Commissioners John Ho~e,s sn-
tire desire is for real live baseball
team, now that the Federal League
has abandoned Newark- He believes
Newark Is q major league city and Is
bound to get there before long.
County Chairman Herbert W. Tay-8
Ior-A tip on the name Of the next
Republican nominee for county clerk
Milton T.. Crawiey, secretary to the
Republican County Committee A
couple OF more Offices in the political
organizations throughout the county.
John Francis. sergeant-at-arms
An electric switch near the door SO
that he won't have TO miss any OF
the moving pictures TO turn on the
lights.
Director Ernest L. Ryman, Of the
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