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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-04-01

Miss Ethel Willis is spending her
Easter vacation at her home in St.
Paul.
Mems and boys fine Easter ties.
be sure to see them at Nathe's. adv
Miss Agnes Strand is spending her
Easter vacation with st. Cloud
friends.
See our window display for the
new things in Ladies Spring shoes.
The Model. adv
Mrs. Heinrich Otto was passenger
to Osakis Tuesday noon for visit
with friends.
See our window display for the new
Candy Stripe shirts. The very latest.
The Model. adv
Miss Ethel Armstrong is spending
her Easter vacation at her home in
Smith Lake, MINI.
Mr.. and Mrs Clark Case left We'd
nesday noon for Milwaukee and will
visit for about two weeks in that city.
Boys button and blucher shoes,
black or tan. M. Nathe. adv
John Collins left on the early We'd
nesday morning train for Iowa, called
there by the serious illness of broth
er.
Attend the first dance after Lent,
the Big Easter Dance Monday even
ing, April 9Th, at the City Hall, Sank
Centre. adv
John Young left Thursday of last
week over the N. P. for Glendive,
Mont, where he will take up a claim,
we understand. ~. ....
Something swell, a Diamond Ring,
for $40 at G.. H. Vandesteeg's. Stop
in and see them. adv
Mrs. Sidney Merryman returned
home on the evening train last Fri
day, after having spent week with
her parents in Minneapolis.
Get your lawn mower into shape
before the season starts. Well fix it
right. Wedge Hardware Co. adv
Lyman Kells has been quite sick
with an attack of pleurisy but is i'm
proving and expects to be up and
around again in few days.
BIG LINE OF GIRLS DRESSES,
SIZES 2 TO 14-59c AND csc. THE
BAZAAR. adv
Mrs. Irving Dobbs and daughter,
Miss Addie, left Tuesday noon for
Minneapolis and will visit friends and
relatives in that city for a week.
Miss Laura Mcintyre went to Min
neapolis Tuesday morning to visit her
brother, Ed. Mcintyre, who is. the
State inspector of weights and meas
ures. She is expected home tonight.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
Sentiment Jolted.

Just as the happy husband of a few
months was about to leave home for
the daily office grind his wife placed a
hand upon his arm.
Harry, dear. she softly said,
haven't you a lock of my hair some
where in your pocket?'
Il have, indeed, sweetheart" was
the prompt response of hubby, as he
affectionately embraced the sharer of
his sorrows and joys. Il have it right
here in the pocket close to my heart"
That's fine, Harry" delightedly re-
turned little WHEY. Won't you please
take it and see if you can match me
some pufs when you go downtown"
Philadelphia Telegraph
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
TIME TO WIND UP AND QUIT
There Was Only One Thing
Left to Say,

Old Aunt Picnic was the colored
cook in Boston family. Her husband
was cook on a boat and sometimes he
was away from Picnic for many
months. At one time when he had
been gone seven or eight months, Aunt
Picnic. who could neither read nor
write, asked her mistress to write a
letter to her husband.
Now, what do you want me to
write, Phenie?" asked the mistress.
Phenie's eyes had dangerous light
in them as she said:
Fust off l wants yo' to glib him
Jesse TO not writin' to me, Tell i'm
| says he is a good-for-nothin', triflin',
haA-footed niggah what amt fit TO- me
to wipe my feet on! Write jess laik
dat! Den yo' sail in en- call him a
pirut or chicken thief TO not sendin'
me mo money! He's got a right to
send me money even if is airnin'
wages! Tell i'm l is bout to ply 70
enforcement papers! Call i'm any kind
of a bad name yo' can tink of-de
mizzable niggah!"
There was much more of the worst
of abuse and dire threats and then her
mistress asked
What else, Phenie?"
We'll, l guess yo' bettah send i'm
my love en- quit!"-The Sunday Maya
zine.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
CUT DOWN COTTON PLANTING
Many Farmers Devotins More Time to
Potatoes, Wheat and Other Grain
Outlook Is Bright.

"Ten million bales will be the maxi
mum of the cotton crop in 1915. in my
opinion" said Judge Henry ID. CLAYTON
of Alabama, former member of the
house, now on the federal bench, the
other day. Many farmers in the South
who have grown cotton almost exclu.
sively in the past have planted wheat
and other small grains, and are plan-
ming to put in potatoes and other farm
crops upon which they can live. II is
sure thing that the cotton crop this
year will be far less than that of 1914
which reached nearly 1900, 900 bales
and this undoubtedly will solve the so.
called cotton situation There he's
been very pronounced improvement
in conditions all through the South
Cotton planters have been sending
their cotton to market and getting a
pretty good price for it, The trend is
upward all along the line. look for
large shipments of cotton to Europe
In the next 80 to 60 days. Europe
needs the cotton and We have il. and
as Europe has declared and our cotton
men have been convinced that it is
not contraband of war there will not
be any timidity about sending il
abroad.
Il am much gratified with the out.
look for 1915. We are sure to have a
highly prosperous year. There is no
country on the globe that has such
bright prospects. and. above all. we
are at peace with the world"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
NEEDED SOME MORE TRAINING
Possibly Pup That Was Moses Pride
Would Prove Prize Winner, but
Just at Present

That's a nice dog of yours, Moses
What breed is he?"
Isn't he? He's an Airedale-got q
pedigree as long as my arm, and I'm
told he'll carry all before him when
he gets properly filled out"
1T isn't often dogs carry things be
hind them, is it?"
oh. | don't mean that. | mean he'll
win wherever shown. But he's a good
one to carry things as well. See, I'll
loose him of the lead, and give him
my cap to carry"
Suiting the action to the word. Moses
gave the dos his liberty and stuffed
the cap in his mouth.
For five seconds the dog carried the
cap in model manner, then he sud
denly bounded away, tossed the cap
about upon the muddy roadway, and
finished UP, just as Moses got to the
spot, by tearing il nearly in half
He carried all before him that
time said Asker.
But as Moses held up his mud-lorn
hat he uttered things we daren't
record.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05

Homework or attend to my baby / was
soweak. Lydia E. Pinkham' g Vegetable
Compound did me world of good, and
now am strong and healthy, can do my
work and tend my baby. / advise all
suffering women to take it and get
well as l did. Mrs. FANNIE COOPER,
RED, Bridgeton, NJ.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotic or harmful
drugs, and to-day holds the record of
being the most successful remedy.for
female ills we know of, and thousands
of voluntary testimonials on file in the
Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass,
seem to prove this fact.
For thirty years it has been the stand
ard remedy for female ills, and has re-
stored the health of thousands of women
who have been troubled with such all
ments as displacements, inflammation,
liberation, tumors, Irregularities, etc.
If you want special advice
write to Lydia e. Pinkham Med
icine Co., (cOnfidential) Lynn,
Mass. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman
and held in strict confidence.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
COTTON TO PLANT THIS YEAR
Some Thoughts as to the Area for
This Year-Farmers Urged to
Do the Proper Thing.

We wish to do everything within
our power to reduce the area to be
planted in cotton for this year. 1t
would seem that the condition of the
cotton market and the low price,
would be sufficient argument, and that
the farmers would need no other. Still
we find many undecided as to the
amount of cotton they will plant an
other year. 1t looks to us that the
proper way to do is to plant all the
land you can see any practical results
from TO other crops, and the rest in
cotton. Many will use the same old
deiusive argument that Il am in debt
and hence must plant all the cotton
i cam They fail to see that this
policy is just what has gotten them in
debt. We want to tell you what NJ.
w. S. Witham of the Witham Banks,
said: Any banker who will lend
money TO farmer to grow more cot.
ton In 1915 is short above the eyes,
because any farmer can buy cotton
cheaper than he can grow it. Better
buy cotton than attempt to grow it,"
We Go not desire ever TO see orr
farmers again selling cotton below tie
cost OF production. II is bad enough
to work hard all the year, and wait
until cotton selling time to get your
money. Ii is tenfold worse TO work
and fail to get fair wages, to be COM
PEELED to cut your earnings in half
No other workmen on earth are ever
asked TO do this. And we cotton
farmers are indeed short above the
eyes, If we plant over 10 per cent
or 1914 area in cotton, and if we use
enough fertilizer to make ever a TO-
OOO.0VO-bale crop. This result will
never be attained by waiting until
everybody does their duty-but by
each individual farmer doing the
proper thing on his own farm.-South-
ern Cultivator.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
STOMACH MISERY
GAS, INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin" fixes sick,
sour, gaSsy St0machS in
five minutes.

Time it! In FIVE minutes all stomach
distress will go. No Indigestion, heart
burn, sourness or belching of gas, acid,
or quotations of undigested food, no
dizziness, bloating, or foul breath.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for it's
speed in regulating upset stomachs.
1t is the surest, quickest and most GER
tain indigestion remedy in the whole
world, and besides it is harmless.
Please for your sake, get a large
fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin
from any store and put your stomach
right. Don't keep on being miserable
life is toe short-you are not here
long, so make yonr stay agreeable.
Eat what you like and digest it; en-.
joy it without dread of rebellion in
the stomach.
Pape's Diapepsin belongs in your
home anyway. Should one of the fam
lily eat something which don't agree
with them. or in case of an attack of
indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis or
stomach arrangement at daytime or
during the night, it is handy TO give
the quickest relief known. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
ONE OF PRIME ESSENTIALS
People Must Be Educated to Under
stand What Cooperation Means in
Certain Line of Business.

Education is one of the prime essen
tials of successful cooperation, accord
ing to ]. G. Winkjer, dairy and food
commissioner of Minnesota, in a talk
on Cooperation" People must be
educated to understand what co-opera-
ton means in a certain line of bust
ness. must be educated 20 understand
the significance of the phrase major
ity rule" Managers of cooperative
enterprises must have the proper train.
ing and education. Cooperation has
helped the farmers OF Minnesota to
find better market for their butter
than would have been possible other
wise, and has furthermore kept I'D the
quality of dairy products.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
WHEN KIDNEYS ACT BAD
TAKE GLASS OF SALTS
Eat Less Meat II Kidneys Hurt or You
Have Backache or Bladder Misery
Meat Forms Uric Acid.

NO man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make mistake by flush
ing the kidneys occasionally, says a
well-known authority. Meat forms
uric acid which clogs the kidney pores
so they sluggishIy filter or strain only
part of the waste and poisons from
the blood. then you get sick. Nearly
all rheumatism, headaches, liver trou-
bic, nervousness, constipation, dizzi-
ness, sleepiessness, bladder disorders
come from sluggish kidneys.
The moment you feel a dull ache in
the Kidneys or your, back hurts, or if
The urine is cloudy, offensive, full of
sediment, irregular of passage or at
Tended by sensation of scalding. get
about four ounces of Jad Salts from
any reliable pharmacy and take
tablespoonful in a glass of water be-
Tore breakfast for few days and your
Kidneys will then act fine. This ia
nous salts is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon juice. combined with
ithia and has been used for genera
ions to flush clogged kidneys and
stimulate them to activity, also to neu-
>ralize the acids in urine so it no
Jnger causes Irritation, thus ending
bladder disorders,
Jad Salts rs inexpensive and cannot
nIure; makes a delightful efferves-
cent Whitewater drink which all reg
liar meat eaters should take now and
hen to keep the kidneys clean and
he blood pure. thereby avoiding Sc
-ious kidney omplications-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
Oklahoma Man Tells About
Kidney Remedy

Several years ago I was taken with
severe pains in my back, due to diseased
kidneys and was forced to give up my
daily labors. | heard of your great kid
ney remedy and resolved to try it. did
so with wonderful results.
Since taking DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root l have had no trouble from my
kidneys. l am giving this testimonial
OF my own free will to let others know
the wonderful merits of Swamp Root.
If you should care to, you are at hber.
ty to publish this testimonial whenever
you choose.
Very truly yours,
j. A. PARRISH,
Saltwater, Okla.
Subscribed and sworn to before me.
this sth day of March, 1912.
III. S. HAUSSDER,
Justice of the Peace.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05

With some people, while there's life
there's NOPE.
Misfortunes never come singly and
neither do blessings.
He necessarily remains weak who
never tries exertion.
Happy is the man who can whistle
when the mule balks
A soft answer is an ever-present
help in time of trouble.
Little souls achieve their ideals
easily; large souls never
Knocking ones reighbor is an ideal
way to prove ones littleness.
Some men achieve fortune; others
are married by rich widows.
Some folks are never too old to
learn, and some are never old enough.
Not less taxes, but more for our tax
money should be the battlecry of the
farmer.
With many people the truth is such
a sacred thing that they keep it to
themselves.
i can stand anything" has killed
more people than Il didn't know it
was loaded"
The man who has a good opinion of
himself is always sure to have at least
one admirer.
1t is well enough to spread your
sails; but, after all. it is the wind that
moves the boat.
One must have a light heart If he
would carry his share of the worlds
heavy burdens.
II the SOW eats her young, she will
stop it Immediately if she is fed salt
pork. A small quantity is usually suf-
ficient.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
SAGE TEA DARXENS GRAY
HAIR TO ANY SHADE. TRY 1T!
Keep Your Locks Youthful, Dark,
Glossy and Thick With Garden
Sage and Sulphur.

When you darken your hair with
Sage Tea and Sulphur, no one can
tell, because it's done so naturally, so
evenly. Preparing this mixture,
though, at home is mussy and trouble
some. For so cents you can buy at
any drug store the ready-to-use tonic
called "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Hair Remedy" You just dampen a
sponge or soft brush with it and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at time. BY morn
ing all gray hair disappears, and, after
another application or two, your hair
becomes beautifully darkened, glossy
and luxuriant. You will also dis
cover dandruff is gone and hair has
stopped falling.
Gray, faded hair, though no dis
grace, is sign of old age, and as we
all desire youthful and attractive ap-
pearance, get busy at once with Wy
eth's Sage and Sulphur and look years
younger ADV.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
TAKES OFF DANDRuFF
HAIR STOPS FALLING
S'rs! Try This! Makes Hair Thick,
GLOSSY, FLUFFY, Beautifui-No
More Itching Scalp.

Within ten minutes after an appli
cation OF Danderine you cannot find a
single trace Of dandruff or falling hair
and your scalp will not itch; but what
VIII please you most will be after q
lew weeks use, when you see new
hair, fine and downy at first-yes-but
really new hair-growing all over the
scalp.
A little Danderine Immediately dou-
oles the beauty of your hair. No diff.
ference how dull, faded, brittle and
scraggy, just moisten a cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw it
through your hair, taking one small
strand at time. The effect is amaz-
1ng-your hair will be light, fluffy and
wavy, and have an appearance of
abundance; an Incompatible luster,
softness and luxuriance.
Get rs cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store. and prove
that your hair is as pretty and soft
as any-that 1t has been neglected or
injured by careless treatment-that's
all-you surely can have beautiful hair
and lots Of it If you will just try lit
tie Danderine. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
PASSED UP THE INVITATION
Sinister Significance in Occupations Of
Men Who Had Invited Politician
to Address Them.

A political speaker who had received
an invitation from the leaders of his
party in distant village, before re-
plying, sought to discover what sort
of reception he WOULD be likely to re-
ceive, and placed the letter of invita-.
ton before a friend whom he knew
came from the same district.
Think I'd better accept?" inquired
the politician.
Il wouldn't, if l were you," replied
his friend, shaking his head gravely.
"Why?"
WELL" replied the other, 81 don't
like the signatories of the letter of in
vitation."
Aren't they men of influence?"
Yes, decidedly they have influence
in the party" replied the friend; but
of the four one is the local under
taker, the second is the monumental
stonemason, the third is a dry goods
dealer who makes speciality of
mourning. orders, and the fourth is
known to gamble largely in life insur-
ance policies"
The politician did not accept the
invitation.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
|CALOMEl S|CKENS! It SAL|VATES!
DON'T STAY BILIOUS, CONSTIPATED
Guarantee "Dodsons Liver Tone" Will Give You the Best Liver
and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Dont Lose DAYS Work.

Calomel makes you sick; you lose q
days work. Calomel is quicksilver
and 1t salivates; calomel Injuries your
liver.
II you are bilious. feel lazy. sluggish
and all knocked out, II your bowels
are constipated and your head aches
or stomach is sour, just take q spoon.
full of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone
instead of using sickening. salivating
calomel. Dodson's Liver Tone is real
liver medicine. You'll know it next
morning because you will wake up
feeling fine. your liver will be work.
ing. your headache and dizziness gone.
your stomach will be sweet and your
bowels regular. You will feel like
working. You'll be cheerful; full Of
vigor and ambition.
Your druggist or dealer sells you
50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
No Reason Whv.

BENJAMIN String, .Jr., governor Of
New York's federal reserve bank, said
at a recent luncheon:
Those who object to the new sys
tenn of federal banks must be of an
incidious disposition. They must mis-
understand purpssely the logic of the
system. Like the girl you know
"One girl said to another:
1 always feel safe when there is
man in the house.
The second girl with a nasty
laugh, replied:
Il don't see-ha, ha, hal don't
see any reason why you shouldn't e"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
He Couldn't Retract,

The late Herr Gotthilf Weistein. the
famous German book collector. had a
very bad impeachment in his speech.
One day he got in an argument with
A man to whom he had taken a great
dislike. The dispute became hotter
and hotter until Weistein completely
lost his temper.
You're an n-n-n.n-n-id-id-id-id-io
ae shouted furiously.
Herr Weistein," replied his oppo-
aent coldly. you must retract that at
,nce,"
Never" retorted Weistein. I'm
only too j-j-j-j-jolly glad to g-g-get it
quit"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
He Was She

In college for women, where the
faculty consisted Chiefly of the gentler
sex, a meeting of the academy coun-
Gil was in progress. Here and there a
lone man sat surrounded by learned
ladies. An amendment had just been
proposed.
Where is the person who offers this
amendment" inquired the president.
Who is she?''
Whereupon Mr.. Skeets, the popular
young professor of favorite subject,
rose and replied, deprecatingly. Il am
She
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05

under my personal guarantee that It
will clean your sluggish liver better
than nasty calomel; 1t won't make you
sick and you can eat anything you
want without being salivated. Your
druggist guarantees that each spoonful
will start your liver, clean your bowels
and straighten you up by morning or
you can have your money back. Chill
dren gladly take Dodson's Liver Tone
because it Is pleasant tasting and
doesn't grippe or cramp or make them
sick
I am selling millions of bottles Of
Dodson's Liver Tone to people who
have found that this pleasant, vege-
table. liver medicine takes the place
of dangerous calomel. Buy one bottle
on my sound. reliable guarantee. Ask
your druggist or storekeeper about me.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
Plant Best Fruit Trees.

If planting fruit trees for home use,
let there be no varieties of inferior
quality selected. There is nothing too
good for home consumption. 1t is q
pleasure to hunt out these good things
and to take an interest in getting
them started in the home garden and
orchard. There are no regrets If we
plant the best
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
SOFT WHITE HANDS
Under Most Conditions ~ You Use
Cuticura. Trial Free.

The Scap to cleanse and purify, the
ointment to soothe and heal. Nothing
better or more effective at any price
han these fir; rant supercreamy emol.
tents. A one-pight treatment will test
hem In the severest forms of red,
rough. chapped and sore hands.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura. Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
I are your inclinations2p
Sew IL Seems,

when does a man become a seam
stress?''
When he hens and haws."
No"
when he threads his way?"
NO"
When he rips and tears?"
No"
Give it up"
Never, if he can help it."-Chris-
tian Register.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
Simple Truth

Irate Editor Ito reporter)-What do
you mean by writing Among the pref
tiest girls at the dance was Captain
Fitzball?" The captain is a man, I
presume.
Reporter-Yes, but he was among
time!
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
Letter to
DR.. kilmer& Co.
Binahamton, NY,

Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You
Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, n. Y, for a sample size
bottle. 1t will convince anyone. You
will also receive booklet of valuable in
formation, telling about the kidneys and
bladder. When writing. he sure and men,
ton this paper. Regular ffty-cent and
one-dollar size bottles for sale at all drug
stores Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
Frank Statements.

Are you one of those reformers
who is willing to stand by the decision
of the majority" a militant prohibi-
zionist was asked.
Certainly not" answered the mill
tant one, with grim dignity IF 1
didn't think ! knew better than the
majority what is good for them
would not be in the reforming bust
ness
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
Break Mules Now.

II you have mules on the farm tha,
are coming two years old, break them
now-that is. work for half a day ar a
time-it won't hurt them; but on the
other hand will do them good. and
win make them gentle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-03-05
Her Destiny.

Professor" said Miss Skylight, II
want you to suggest a course in life
for me. l have thought of journal
ism"
What are your inclinations?"
''Oh, my soul yearns and throbs and
pulsates with an ambition to give the
world life work that shall be mar
velous in its scope and weirdly en-
traDcing in the vastness of its struc-
tural beauty!"
Woman, you're born TO be mil
liner