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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-09-24
BRISTOL.

The funeral of Alfred j. Eastman was
held from his late home on Church street
Sunday afternoon at two o'clock. The
Rev. George G. Chappell, pastor of the
Baptist church, officiated. The bearers
were N. ]. Hill. Fred Wright, w. j.
Brown and ]. E. Stewart. The burial in
Greenwood cemetery. Those from out Of
town attending the funeral were: George
Grover of Waterbury, Frank Cove of
Essex Junction, Mrs. Frank Rice and
sons, Harry, Walter and Gardner of Rut.
land, Mr.. and Mrs. @. E. Grover, Mrs.
Jesse Grover and Mrs. w. A. Grover of
New Haven Mills, Miss Jennie NJ. Grow
Of Ferrisburg, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Dana
of Rutland and Mrs. Della Conant of
Panton.
Mrs. Wallace Booska is critically i'll at
her home south of the village.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thorp r. Thomas have
returned from White River Junction.
H. G. E. Bristol returned Saturday
from business trip through Maryland.
The Young Women's Missionary socie-
ty met with Miss Ella NJ. Norton Friday
and elected the following officers Pres
ident, Mrs. Amy /. Sumner; vice-presi-
dents, Mrs. Henry Landon and Mrs. A.
Q. Bicknell; recording secretary, Mrs.
Walter Wright; corresponding secre-
tary, Miss Ella Norton; treasurer, Mrs.
p. R. Hill.
Walter Sheldon returned Saturday
from weeks vacation, spent with his
brother in Meredith, N. H.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Meader are guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. B. w. Pollard.
DIR. and Mrs. A. NJ. Norton, Mrs. Alma
Curtis and j. G. Norton returned Satur-
day from an automobile trip through
Massachusetts, and Connecticut.
MIR. and Mrs. w. E. Hanks, Mrs. w.
II. Browne and Clement Smith returned
Saturday from an automobile trip
through the White Mountains.
Miss Annie Pomeroy of Putnam, Conn,
is guest of her grandmother, Mrs. Mar
ius Sherman.
w. c. Hedges of Mortified was
guest of his brother, Principal Ralph w.
Hedges, over Sunday.
Willis O'Bren and family went to
Brattleboro Sunday, Mrs. O'Brien and
children will remain for visit with her
people.
Mrs. Mara Waite and Mrs. Carrie
Dodge are ill.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-09-24
A BEAUTIFUL NEW PIANO. s17

A BEAUTIFUL NEW PIANO, SIG.
Now is the time you want a new
piano and we have decided that until
October Goth we will sell this large
size mahogany case, upright piano for
Sl76 on terms of $40 down and So a
month and give stool and scarf. We
warrant this piano for ten years. We
have sold large numbers of them in the
past and every customer is more than
satisfied. This will be your only chance
this year to get $500 piano for SIG.
Catalogue giving full description of this
piano sent free. Write for it today to
Geo. D. Jarvis & Son, Burlington, Yer
mont. adv. 39tl
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-09-24
COLLEGE NOTES.

rington called 1.-THE Historical Founda-
tons of Christianity. This will be
largely course in New Testament.
The chemistry department has been
enlarged by adding to it's staff Arthur
R. Davis, who will give his entire time
to this line.
Additional courses in pedagogy will
be given by Prof Frank E. Howard,
who comes from Nebraska Wesleyan
University.
The courses in household chemistry
have been discontinued, and the men
and women are eligible to the same
courses.
Prof Luther |. Bonney is taking the
place of Professor Crosse in the mathe-
MATES department
Miss Eleanor S. Ross. Middlebury '95,
has succeeded Miss Throop as Dean of
Women. She will also assist in the
English department.
Miss Ruth Graham takes the place of
Miss Spaulding in home economics.
Professor Skillings, of the German
department, who has been on a half
years leave of absence, has again re-
sumed his duties.
All the dormitories are filled, and
many returning students have been
forced to seek rooms in the village
homes.
A music recital will be given in the
music hall Saturday night by Professor
Royce of the music department, to
which all members of the faculty and
people of the town and student body
are invited.
Glasses of the regular college sched-
ule began at 1890 Thursday morning.
At the morning chapel service import
ant announcements were made in regard
to several new courses. A new depart
ment is opened in Spanish with Profess
sor Wade at the head. Professor Wade
has served very successfully on the
faculty at Tufts College, and is thor
oughly versed in teaching Spanish
The schedule for the year is as fol-
lows: September 25, Amherst at Am
hert; October 2, Springfield Training
School at Springfield; October9, Stevens
Institute at Middlebury; October 16,
Tufts at Medford; October %, New
Hampshire State at Middlebury; Octo-
Der 80, R. P. l. at Troy; November 6,
M. A. C. at Amherst; November Is,
Norwich at Northfield; November 20,
University of Vermont at Middlebury.
The football squad, now numbering
some forty men, is out daily on Porter
Athletic field, under the direction of
Coach Holmes and his assistants. The
two weeks spent by the squad at the
football camp at Lake Dunmore should
give the men an edge on Amherst Sat
urday at Amherst, This game coming
so soon after the opening of college pre-
vents several excellent candidates for
the team from making the first trip,
but these late arrivals on the squad will
be given a chance to make the trip to
Springfield, Mass, week later when
the Springfield Training School, Coach
Holmes alma mater, will be met. The
material this year is very promising and
Middlebury is assured of a fast eleven.
Horsford, last years varsity guard, is
laid up with badly wrenched shoulder.
Cowles, last years varsity right end,
has wrenched ligament in his hip.
Captain Condit is suffering from a
sprained hand and Grant, candidate for
line position, has dslocated shoulder
and fractured collar bone. Despite all
this bad luck the team is confident of
giving Amherst hard battle Saturday.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-09-24
NOTICE
Irritable Children Often Need Kicka
poo Worm Killer

There is reason for the disagreeable
and fretful nature of many children.
Think of the unrest when the child's
body is possessed by tiny worms sapping
its vitality and clogging its functions.
Whatever may be the cause "that chill
dren have worms is a fact" Your
child's pevishness and irritability has a
cause. Give Kickapoo Worm Killer
chance and if worms are there this
humanity harmless remedy will eliminate
the annoying parasites. 25c box adv
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-09-24
Newspaper Man Recommends H..

X. R. Wentworth of the st. James
(Mo) News. writes: 1.-TWO months ago l
took a severe cold which settled in my
lungs and l had such pains in my lungs
! feared pneumonia. l got bottle of
Foley's Honey and Tar and it straight
ened me up Immediately. can recon-
mend it to be genuine cough and lung
medicine Many mothers write this
reliable medicine cured their children of
Group. Hay fever and asthma sufferers
say 1t gives quick relief. Frosts Phar.
macy.-adv.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-09-24

Constipation causes headache, indiges-
ton, dizziness, drowiness. For mild
opening medicine, use Doan's Regulets
25c box at all stores.-adv.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12
ST. VALENTINES DAY WILL
 BE SUNDAY, FEBRUARY HATH

Next Sunday is St. Valentine'si tho one day in the year when the bashful swain who Is passionatelY, but diffidently, in love with some tender young thing Of the opposite sex, can express his sentiments by fragile and costly missive sent by post without fear of making himself ridiculous i'll case the ob- ject of his adoration turns him down; also, the one day in the year when one acn kind of even up on enemies by sending them comic caricatures of themselves depicting their shortcomings and general ob- noxiousness to society.
 The custom of sending valentines on Feb. 14th, had it's origin in a heathen practice connected with the worship of Juno, on or about this day; its association with St. Valentine, christian mar tyr during the time of the reign of Claudius. emperor of Rome, A D. 27O, is wholly accidental.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12

-"Give me sentence with the word caught in It."
 Second grade pupil (prompty) - "I caught the dickenD the other day"
 This afternoon the pupils of the three lower rooms had yalentihSs boxes. The valentines were al made by the pupils.
 The girls of the 7th, Sth, and 10th grades met this afternoon at school, and under the supervision of Mrs. Reinert made sleeve pro tectors to complete their cooking uniforms; they have already made caps and aprons. The girls of the fifth and sixth grades, also met for industrial work. They have made crotcheted wash-cloths, and are beginning lessons now, in plain sewing. The boys of the 9th grade through the 10th grade, under the supervision of MT. Pedersen, have made tool boxes and book racks. Today they began the construction of plate racks.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12
LOCAL BRIEFS

L. B. Davis, Whitehorse laundry man, left for home on this morn ing's train
 Frankly Brawand had to remain away from school today on account .F a slight indisposition.
 D. L. S. Keller, after a months absence in Whitehorse and Carcross' arrived home on todays train.
 Grant Jennings, W. W. Allen and T. M. Davidson left on the train this morning on their way to Daw- son.
 Nancy, the little daughter of MT, and Mrs. H. J. Lynch, is confined to her bed on account of some childish ailment.
 The southbound train was nearly two hours late to6Gy, due to a snowstorm on While Pass sunlnAt- II ere was only ono passenger come oyer from Whitehorse.
 W. L Phelps, barrister of White horse, left for home this morning. having come over to Skagway on Tuesday to see Mrs. Phelps and little daughter off on the Princess Maquina for Eastern Canada.
 H. G. NIilvain, of the Wake: Dredge company of the Canadian Fortymile. left on the train this morning for Whitehorse enroute to the Lower Yukon.
 Gus. Beehman returned to the Fred Story mine on Lake Bennett on this mornings train, after hay ing spent a week in town recover ing from a very exciting experience he had the first day he hit town.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12
HAYNES NATIVE PLEADS
 NOT GUILTY TO INDICTMENT

Frank Joe, the HaiEes native who was arrested by Deputy United States Marshal Harding recently during a drunken -iot at that place. taken to Juneau and placed In the federal jail, was indicted by the grand jury for all attempt upon the deputy narshal's life at the; time of the arrest. ~
 The prisoner was taken before the district court at Juneau on Monday, plead "not guilty" to the indictment and tle time Of his trial was entered on the calendar for the zd of March.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12
THE CONDITIONS
 ON WHITE RIVER

Dawson News: ". D. Mclaughlin and E. N. Welter, who have return ed from the White River valley, where they were plugging holes in to the center of the earth for plac- or gold, mushed uu to Lake creek and it's tributary, known as Cen tral creek, but found nothing there which they consider ed worth while. They are the two lndomnitable fel- lows who last year put a hole down 14S feet to bedrock on O'Brien creek, near Donjek, with nothing more than hot rock and moss for thawing plant This fall they went back and sank again on O'Brien with a small steam plant. Last year they hit spot which gave them encouraging pans. This time they hit blank, and immedi- ately pulled out 10 try their luck elsewhere. They ere the farthest from the chair-warper type of pros pector, and tackle anything that looks like a good gamble.
 "The fellows on Central creek, :" says MT. Mclaughlin, "got nothing more than a prospect It was prob ably half Q cent tC the pan. Among those who went to the creek were Dutch Moore, Shelby, Jim Mcdonald, Claude James, brother to Billy, Stoves, Tony Griskc and others.
 Andy Taylor was reported to have started to move boiler or two from the ,CL:sana to the Kluane.
 "Roadhouses are open at several places along the White this winter. Miss Belle Brennan has a roadhouse at the mouth of the river Eighteen miles above the mouth Kephart Is located. Next is Tom Kirkpatrick, at Donjek; then Ma>aulay, at Snag; next Meyers, at the Tbirtyonemile; then Gordon, at the boundary; then Sullivan, for the White Pass, at Horsfelt;. then Boneuza town, Chls- ana camp. Men gre at all those places. Some roadhorses which were open last winter are standing idle, but one can find shelter there, and most of them have stoves. Between Kephart's and DoIt1ek is a vacant i roadhouse at LadIe, enc al Taylor's old stand and one at the Sixteen mile.
 Above Macaulav's are vacant roadhouses at Termile, Eighteen mile and Twentyfoul mile.
 Mclaughlin ani Weller have worked in nearly every camp in the north, and have sDert fiftee nyears or more prospecting steadily. They were in Nome, Fairbanks, the Circle country, the Fortymile, up the White, in Atlin, Nasutlin, and ev- erywhere else, and have not pros pected in vain. Trey have made big pokes in their time, and are sure the rainbow's erd will be reach ed and the big pot of gold round ed up again before long if they keep going and soon will launch out again and puncn the earth full of holes"
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12
LINCOLN'S BIRTHDAY WAS
 NOT GENERALLY OBSERVED

Today, February 1ith, the birth day anniversary of Abraham Lin coin, sixteenth president of the United States, who was assassinat- ed in Ford's theater, Washington City, by J. Wilkes Booth, an actor, on the night of April 14th, 1885, is a legal holiday, but is not being generally observed In Skagway. So far as we know, only the employees at the shop are taking cognizancs Of 1t.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12
Only One "Bromo Quinine"

Whenever you feel cold coming on, think of the full name LAXATIVE PROMO QUININE. Cures Cold in one day. Cures Grip in two days. Look for
 signature of E. W. Grove on the box. 25c
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12

The largest single shApment of Edison Blue Amberol records just received. All the latest and up- to-date seelections. Keller Bros, Drug Go.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12

Wanted salesmen to sell cigars, cigarettes, and tobacco to dealers. Experience unnecessary. Weekly sal ary and S5 a day travel'ng ezpens- es. EASTERN TOBACCO CO.,, Bos- ton, Mass.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12

Olympia Beer on draughI al the Board of Trade This famous brew both on draft And In bottles Is kept constantly fresh. This iS the Board of Trade Bar where the celebrated Rainier Beer :s also kept In bot ue1. If
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12
NOTICE

A stated communication of White Pass Masonic Lodge No. 11S, will be held tonight at o'clock at the Masonic hall, 525 Fourth avenue.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12

FIVE GOOD ONES TO DRAW TO.
 Pebbletord and Gibson Rye. Bud weiser, Blue Ribbon and Pale Ral' 'er Beer al the Board Of Trade
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12

Several sizes and styles Of cal- end-r pads just received at Keller Bros. 12-ll-tr
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12
SCF()(D. aNEyNS
 SAEESsS3
 EESsS

Last Monday morning at assem- ply the pupils had the pleasure or hearing a piano solo by Lois Mckay
 This morning in honor of Lin coin a short program was given in the assembly room which was as follows:
 Recitation!' My Doll," Ivy John son. ....
 Recitation "The Frogs" Duneap Mckay.
 Recitation, "My Valentine" Flor ence Achison.
 Recitation, "Lincoln," Vivian Tal- bot.
 Original Valentine Story, Fred. Blanchard.
 Browning Linocln, three 3rd grade boys.
 February Twelfth. six boys and girls, 2d grade.
 Lincoln" origira! poem, fifth and sixth grades.
 "Why Should the sririt of Mortal be Proud?" Bess.s Conway.
 The program was closed by the whole school singing a medley of national songs,
 The pupils of the school are get ting in readiness for a program in honor of Washington, which Is to be held on Friday next and to which all the friends of the school are iuvit- ed.
 Teacher (to seccud grade pupils)
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12

Piles Cured in 6 to 14 Days
 Your druggist will refund money if PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6 to IA days. The first application gives Ease & Rest. soc.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12

To Cure a Cold In One Day Take LAXATIVE PROMO QUININE tablets. Stop the Cough and Headache and work of the Cold. Druggists refund money fit fails to cure. E. W. Grove's signature is on each box. g cents.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12
Sunday, Feb. 14, 1915.
FIVE REELS

THE ONLY SHOW IN ALASKA
 WITH RAISED SEATS Next Postoffice on Fifth Aye.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12

Miss Robinson Crusoe.-Sensatlot- al story of a sh!pwl eckeu maiden In two parts.
 The Half Wit.
 4 New Way of Winning a Girl. Gchool children fIeo tonight.
 .A.
 Sunday, Feb. 14, 1915.
 Warner Feature presents "The Ru' by of Destiny" by George Bar Me Cutcheon, in three parts. It is one of the most wonderful produc- uons eyer made and abounds in startling incidents. The search for the e'precious ruby takes you all over Europe.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-02-12

L. B. Davis, Whitehorse laundry man, left for home on this morn ing's train
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02
TO DEFY THE EARTHQUAKE
Matter Of Construction Of Buildings 10
One Worthy Of Expert
Attention.

A. Japanese professor, who has been
giving the matter long and careful
study. declares that 80 per cent Of tho
loss of life and property in the fearful
earthquake at Messina could have
been avoided by proper construction
Of buildings In this known earthquake
zone. .z.as ,
No one can question Japan's right
to instruct the world In the. matter OF
"temblors." She has more of them
than any other thickly settled region
on earth, and yet she suffers compara-
lively small loss Of life. Her great re-
cent disaster, be It remembered, wac
caused by q volcanic eruption, not an
earthquake. ID -
The architects Of Nippon are said
to pin their faith to wood as building
material, save where foreign influence
has become strong. The earthquake
resisting qualities Of good wooden con-
struction are clear to all, but wood ID
too expensive to use in southern Eu.
rope, and besides, it brings in the
other danger-Rre. ,s5
1t looks as though those who, insist
On living where the earth shakes
would have to adopt the American, in
vention Of steel skeleton construction.
OF 60 back to the old, Greek plan, and
build of stone with good-sized blocks.
carefully rubbed joints and no mortar.
Steel ties . building together In spite
Of earthquake shocks; the dry Joint Of
the old Greeks permits Z certain
amount Of yielding without damage to
tho structure.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02
BERGER, HERO
Story Of q, Young F%renchman's
+. Wonderful Self Sacrifice.
shot Twice While Aiding the Wound
Cd, tho Brave Lad Continued His
Work Of Mercy. "

81 rsrFIE.". .N#I+1% rEsIe 49, p. -r e.. = .Af
Anglers, France (Marne ct Loire).-
Lying in the military hospital here re-
covering from severe wounds Is the
hero Of one Of the most wonderful sto-
lies Of self-sacrif1ce Of the war. He is
Jean Berger, eighteen years old, a pri-
rate In the Second regiment of infan'
Iry., ,, . n er lf.t
, Berger, who Is, Of Alsatian origin.
says nothing of himself, but his COM
rades tell this story of his achieve.
ment:,
During one Of the engagements OF
the battle Of the Marine q day Of fu.
rious fighting was succeeded by q
relatively calm night, Berger, who had
gone unscathed through several days
Of hard fighting, was crossing the bat.
tlefield covered with French, British
and German dead, when he found his
own colonel wounded. /. ~.
He started to carry the officer to the
rear. AS he did so a wounded British
officer, said to be OF the Grenadier
corps, called to Berger that he was
thirsty. Berger carried his officer to
safety and returned with a flask Ut
wine to the place where the English
man was lying.
Bullets were whizzing about him by
this time. He was raising the English.
mans head to enable him to drink
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02
waodehuek Meua En- Eust.~

Woodchuek "eile En- Fuse."
Horace Kephart once asked old IN
Gle Bob Flowers, N Of his neighbors
lr the Smokes: did you ever eat .
woodchuck? ,s /. i
Reckon I don't know what them
ls." ,o~
"Ground-hog."- a. = a.. 'y
20, Ia! dozens Of 'em. The ,red
ones hain'ts good, but the gray, ones!
Man, they'd Jest make yer mouth W
teri r,s !. q. +
How do you cook them" Y
Cut the sleetle red kernels out from
Under their forelegs; then bile EN-
lust-all the strong is left in the
vate-then pepper EN- and sage EN-,
and put EN- in a pan and bake 'em to
/ nice rich brown, and-then l don't
want nobody there but me!"-Buaalo
News. I'D. ,.-r. d.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02

-, -r4t. - uNN t-- - - ---- .
when a bullet took away three fingers
Of his hand. Although suffering in
tense pain the French soldier retained
his hold Of the flask and placed 1t to
the E%nglishman's lips.
y "A second bullet entered Bergers
back and came out above the groin.
He fell groaning, to the ground and the
two men lay side by side. They heard
D. German soldier calling feebly for
help. = 49,. r.. gM .
Berger and the Englishman man.
aged. to crawl to the side of the
wounded German and forced wine and
water down his throat. The effort ex-
.hausted them, and they tainted. When
they recovered consciousness the Ger.
man was dead. The night was far ad-
vanced.. They lay on the sodden field
until dawn was heralded by shrieking
shells telling that the battle had been
resumed. r .e 81. ~ .s~<
A force of uhlans rode by. Berger
hailed. them and an officer dismounted
and came to the spot, pointing a revol-
yer at the men. Asked what was
wanted, Berger said he wanted a
drink. 4gsns !e.rsra r. -, a8 ssf +,
The uhlan officer noticed the dead
body of a fellow countryman with the
empty flask beside him telling its own
story of noble self-denial. He was pro.
soundly moved. and knelt by the side
,pfs the PROSTATE, men, gave them q
ariRk.a saluted, and returned to his
command.
The wounded men lay in the swamp
while the battle ragged around them.
they saw the Germans ~retreating in
The afternoon. The continued expos
are wal telling on the English officer
Ind he began to show signs Of dc.
tr1um. W.
Berger, In spite Of his own suffer.
hngs, partly. dragged, partly carried
The officer toward the line of the. allies
md the2 geres rescned by a detach.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02
stoicism Of the 1urcos.

Paris.-The French army doctore
,,ve been amazed at the stoicism OF
he. Turcos,o who are fighting with inc
french, These wild, b~attle'loving war
.iors seldom give way to emotion no
natter how badly they have been hurt.
When one has been compelled to .un'
lergo the loss of an arm or a leg he
,sually demands the severed LIMB -
! trophy Of his proves. e
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02

nant Of Red Cross nurses. AZ they
rare placed in stretchers the English
nan erasped the hands Of the french
nan and said:
"1f I live I will do my best to set
~, the v. G., If ever q nj deserved
/ YOU do"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02
Forethouaht.

He-l shall speak to your father to
night. How had l better begin?
She-I think, dear, you'd better be.
gin by calling his attention to the
statutes governing assault, man.
slaughter and murder. Papa IL &C
impulsive, you know.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02

Mr.. Smith, rode in one OF those
electric cabs once and l got a terrible
shock when l got out.
Mr.. Jones-Cab was heavily
charged, Ell? s. r.E.5 H.
Mr.. smith-Eo, it wasn't, but l was.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02
putiful.

Dutlful.
The Old One-You should Away,
defer to your husbands wishes. ms
dear. 1851. q
The New One-I've done so evel
since he told me that his n wish Va,
% zee me happy.-Puck.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02

Swellton-Your clothes don't fl.
rou extra we'll. l can't e why yor
:hink you have such a fine tailor.
Harduppe-Don't, Ell? Why, my
boy, he's 50 ne%ar.sighted he can't see
you unless you bump right into him.