The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-06-27
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LADY NEEDS EDS
SHAVE
Things Happen When BashiuE
Youth Learns Sweetheart
Has Beard.

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Has Beard.
DETROIT. Men.. june ee.-1so7o-t
loot!
from 30 { pTec5ncr station drew up
before the side door OF the pol1ce
court building this morning and from
ITS doors lurched some dozen men;
drunk, half drunk and those arm In
arm with old Col. r. z. Morse,
They passed on into the mouth OF
the bull pen. and behind them. the last
to crawl from the wagon, was a sten-
der figure in black dress with aSay
little blue bonnet and dancing BLACK
fcurls
whats The woman doing with that
gang OF men, said Howard Bowman,
clerk o fthe courts. That's against
all regulations
The figure in the skirts lied
Jaw. go wan. I amt no woman.
Give me cigarette:
He Longs for Love
Out near Clark park lives q youth
known among the boys as Legs. He
is a tall youth with great desire and
an active blush and hard working
stammer. The blush and the stam-
mer have prevented him from being
the gay Lothario his spirit fam would
be. He longs to walk beside some
blonde dolly with huckleberry eyes or
some languishing brunette whose Int
tie hand could be tucked within his
arm. But his blush and his Stammer
always arise as he approaches some
lonesome and coquettfsh lady and he
beats a hasty retreat
To the other fellow he confdes his
aspirations. Els conversation Is.
mainly OF chicken" he has seen but
never met. He looks with 1onging
eyes at each passing lady 1alr and
signs. To the boys he further confld-
ed if he could once get started With
some pretty girl he would be able to
lose the blush and stammer-
Jokers Get on Job.
The boys plotted one with another.
and to Frank o'LeaTy, OF 81 Mcken.
stry avenue. was given the role OF
Chicken. From one p'
other a costume was Obtained \
| tight skirt, a jaunty jacket pair OF
siIken hose, dainty slippers that hurt
| Franks corns. Lacy waast, piue
bonnet and wig were brought him.
with many gasps and Eroans the cos
/ tume was donned, with an advisory
committee of the rest OF the boys
He was escorted to the park and
| two runners dispatched to round up
.Ies" and steer him to the waiting
lass. Under a spreading tree Frank
sat, his eyes downcaSt, his hano 10Y
ing with rose. Legs was lea 10
the side OF the maiden
x.Why. there's Amelia SMITH
ouoth one of the steerers-
IsAmelia. Is Responsive
Intorductions were made and the
two. remembering an engagement:
9 hsr, away. Legs sat himself
oo. .ssS-n-n-ice nn-n light he ventured-
| --re he he" said .tAmelia"
~K-i--un der Wv arm, salo
re he ne" remarked Amelia bril-
Legs, drew. a long breath and shut
his ewes. HIS arm went slipping along
and along. and hah. Around the waist
-EuS,s grunted Amelia Don't
Her head rested on Legs" manly
breast. sweetheart he murnureo-
HIS hand sought to pat the sweet hace.
Wow. what, the -Amelia" needed a
sbsye. Trembling. Legs arose: A
Mid shrek of laughter rose at the.
ssne time From behind bushes came
the bows. The tuma11t of their m1rtn
reached a long ways 1t reached the
ears OF policeman and he came hur-
ried1y pro.
..Jiggers, the cop" some one ye,ieo;
Thev scattered All but amelia
she could not scatter Her ngnt
!: 1eAh, ha,,' said the policeman, Ie
are masqueradin' are yes It's aln
n And nd amelia" was escorted post
haste to 40. a precinct where sne
sat in cen and mourned and tried to
explain 1t as -.joke. y 5,, ;.
Yoke. Ell pr said the police len IT
10 +he fiudse. He likes Jokes:
Morning came and TO the bull pen
he Went. The hundred OF those who
mad been in mischief looked on Win Win
Frightening faces. The gloom OF 1ne
n1oTning after was lifted They STOOD.
a,iy,, ma corner and they called INN INN
#N Ms Jones and were very polite But
q Anoeliar wept with rage and called
down the wrath of heaven and onereds
To- whip any one in the crowd. wnlcn
6elirhted them the more Ana aLs
oscIock they bore him up to face tne
Judge
Atm ETlC PARsON