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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-01

battling grounds Of all Europe.
Their appearance showed they were
wider rangers, freer lances than the
Army Of the Potomac. The men Of
the latter approached more nearly the
Regular Army model Of Dress march
ing and manoeuvreS The Western
Army was rather careless as 10 dress
and equipments. only caring 70 have
enough 60 show that they we're Union
sold ers Nor ed they bother much
about proper cadence. ard absolute
perfection OF alignment. but moved
with the long swinging stride which
had carried then with marvellous
swiftness over eleven States
At their head rode the General-ia-
chief William Tecumseh Sherman
with the laurois of Atlanta, the nlareh
to lhe eca. through the Caroiinas end
The surrender Of Johnston, stu re-
cent and fresh Tan and sinewy, WITH
rugged face and cleaning eyes, be
looked The IDEAL leader OF battle ano
conquest By his side, with Ernless
sleeve, rode one OF hb principal
ioutenaUts-Ol,gcr Q. Howard, the
Christian soldier, and the Commandef
Of the Army Of the Tennessee from
Atlanta to Washington.
Army OF The Tennessee.
There now rode at the head OF the
Army Of the Tennessee John 4.
Logan, the greatest volunteer general
Of the war. whose sword had won him
That ominence from the starting point
Of a colonel OF regiment
The triumphan, troops missed on
he reviewing stand the face OF all
others they had most longed 90 see,
that * he great-hearted kindly LAn-
coin, who had fallen beneath the
assassins bullet few weeks before
His place was taken by President
Johnson. Al hls side stood the great
organizer Of victory. tho iron wtiisd
Stanton. Secretary OF War.
Most interesting OF all In that grouR
was the ruddy bearded stoop-shoui6@
cred. quiet men with three stars n
his straps who had commanded all
the armies Of fhe United States IN
tie last decisive ySor of the war
Tannsr's clerk whrn the war began:
a colonel in his arst campaign. whe
won every promotion by success upen
the fad battle; who was constantly
called 70 come up higher" becau5s
he had done so we'll below; who had
never fought but 70 win: and never
organized but to succeed. The end
of the war saw him the sole com
mander of million battle-trained vet
Grams, the mightlest host In every way
that the world had ever seen subject
TO one mans will. and there was but
one voice as to the eminent fitness for
that pinnacle Of Unprecedented great
ness Of Lieutenant General Ulysses
Grant
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-01

Commde Jn to those who were
ftna tho'r years 20 building up farms
aud uloWne useful trades.
,, ,
Az tho forthcoming Eucampmen,
'ho remnants of that mighty army
which pissed va grand rellcw before
Neeaa,ul Johnson and General Grant
WIl ur.lu n8a. Iu grand reviow. This
ume before President wilson aud
members " ha Cabinet. n may be
tl, la... .ne4upu.ent which tho Grand
Army will over mold Certainly 50
viii b. fna .,.t ors for many 81 thc
AGED veteran. and tb.r. i. no nkeu-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-01

The Ninth Corps-"Burnside's &C.
ouraphv Class"-which had carried
it's cannon and anchor badge from
Roanoke Island 70 The Anuctam, and
then 10 y.casburg and East Tennessee,
10 return to The Army Of the Potomac
Tor the wilderness and the siege Of
Petersburg. was led by another En-
gInacr Omccr, John c.. Parke with
the memory Of the gallant work Of the
Corps at Fort steadman only a few
weeks old.
Many OF the loved and trusted lead
ers now belonged TO history The brill
liant Kearny anu the steadfast Stevens
had fallen al Chautilly in sight OF the
Capual they were defending Reno
Mad died at south Mountain as his
Corps had reached the crest it was
assaulting Mansfield and Richardson
passed into the beyond at Antletam
Reynolds only saw the beginning OF
the battle he opened at Gettysburg.
Grand old John Sedgwick had fallen
beneath a sharpshooter's bullet at
spottsylyanla, and that superb ex-
ample Of genuine American aristo-
cracy. James S Wadsworth. had re-
ceived the last of his wounds in the
Wilderness.
The next day came another host
mighty as the first, wing with Il In
the greatness Of its history and the
magnitude OF its achievement
strangely Ike Il IN many things
strangely unlike in others.
II was Shermans army marchinr
into Inc Capital from the conquest OF
half a continent, ending On tho banks
Of the Potomac a march begun four
years before. two thousand miles away
on the banks OF the Ohio
Men From The West.
They were atl Western men The
State builders Of the great country
beyond the Ailcghanies. Their battle
flags bore the inscriptions. BEL
mont "Donelson. shiloh" Cor
NTH, "Porryvtlle." Stone River"
"Yicksburg, "Chlckamauga.~ Mis-
sion Ridge" atlanta" "Savarnoh. %
"Carolinas. -" "Bentonvnle." and thou-
sand minor battles, each Of which
had thrilled the peoples hearts to the
core.
They were restless. aggressive men:
iiger-like In attack. and wild bears on
the defense, who had hunted down
and fought their cnemies In every
state In the Confederacy No noun
tun-top was too rugged no swampy
fasiuess too impenetrable TO shelter
any man who drew a sword or raised
q fag in hostility to the Government.
While the Army Of the Potomac was
chained to Washington. and fought all
US battles within few score miles OF
The Capital. they marched and fought
over territory exceeding that of the
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-01

grim. uncomfortable Army OF the Po-
tomac through the Valley OF the
Shadow OF Death. with only infrcquent
asceuts TO the mountain peaks Of
victory, but now u was fresh from the
complete overthrow Of iJs mighty an
tagouist These were the men who
had Been through ln this The sur
vivora Of the host which had accom-
plishod 10 al bearing the flags around
which they had unfateringiy gathered
no matter how disasters thickened
Ar The bead Of his Mississippi OF
warlke force rode lbs Commander.
George Gordon Meade-talI, grim.
specialized. his broad shoulders bent
as Il by The weight Of the burden he
had carried from Gettysburg 10 Ap-
pomattox
Sheridan. the whirlwlnd Of battle
was missing from the glorious Cavalry
Corps. which he had Weakened ,o it's
strength, and fashioned in The forge
OF war into the mightlest mounted
force that ever drew saber. He had
been rushed of 10 The RIO Grande. 20
throttle an exotic Empire planted 30
Mexico by Napoleon I'll, who counted
us of TOO little worth Sheridan was
weu-spared. however. Tor awhile later
the imported Emperor was taken out
and shot
cavalry Led BY Custer.
The cavalry was led by such incom-
parable lleuienants az the theatric,
flashing George A. Custer. and the
quiet. gray-eyed George a. Crook
The Second Corps. each man IN rs
perfectly aligned ranks proudcr ~ his
clover leaf badge than Of a peerage In
the United Kingdom. was led by An
drew A. Humphreys. an ideal An1eri-
can soldier and corps commander
The Fifth corps. whose Maltese
Cross had hadRed the dead ln tho fore
front Of every line OK battle OF the
Army Of The Potomac was led by tall.
slender knlghtW Charley" GRIMM.
who had four years before entered
the Corps as an enthusiastic young
battery captain. and was now wearing
the double stars Of major-general
weli earned IN more than a score Of
hard-fought battles
Those who on breast or cap wore a
Greek Cross as a proud aymorial bear
ing were the men who had followed
The leunne John Sedgwlck. until hts
character had become theirs. They
were led hy tall precise. formal Hora-
uo G Wright, an Edgneor Omter an
through But he could drop his
theoreans and triangulations with re-
markable quickness when the bugie
called and hur the sixth Corps like
an avalanche 10 break the backbone
~ the Confedoraoy az Petersburg. or
smash the heads Of Lees columns a.
sailors Greek
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-05-21

For sale cheap, s20-acre fruit and
berry ranch. Price $500. Call Main
S154 after Sd m
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A. Ii. RicHAEDS q CO.
Real Estate, Loans. Insurance.
EOe-1O Bankers Trust BidG.
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FOR SALE
MISCELLANEOUS

FOR SALE CHEAP-A fine s-yssr-
old colt, well bred, city broke
gentle and good traveller. 1906
PACIFIC av. ~
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BERTHA Al 0kIrFITH. zis Provi.
dent Bldg. Money to loan. real
estate and brokerage
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-05-21

RETAIL bakery and bakers lunch
doing a cash counter business
Reason for selling Ill health. 111i
Commerce.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-05-21

Lots On Paved Street
Two lots on South 18th, on car
line, for very low price for cash.
Ask owner, Main 1907, during Of
flee hours.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-05-21
BUSINESS CHANCES

FRUIT stand for sale, good loca-
ton, reasonable rent Tacoma
Building.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-05-21

GROCERY store for sale, fresh
stock of goods; also living rooms
in connection. Add. MS, Times.
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2 LOTS WORTH 5000

Close to paved street, for quick
sale t475 takes them. Phone Madi-
son 7b3
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VACUUM CLEANING

RUGS and carpets carefully cleaned
without taking up, by electric
vacuum; SKIP. 40c; smaller one.
less. Proctor 1921.
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RENT-OFFTCES

PRIVATE office and use of recep-
ton room. Inquire 1920 Fidelity
Bldg.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-05-21

UNIVERSITY student would tutor
by the hour, grammar grade sub
ject or high school English. Can
Timea.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-05-21

Call for and deliver, 900 per
month. Cliff the Tailor, 1892 So.
Broadway.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-05-21

EXPERIENCED xiri wants to care
for children or do light house,
work. Main 6243,
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WANTED-Work of any kind or By
the day. Main $3.50.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-05-21

wANTED-Second- hand furniture
stoves. ). Q. Purkey. 1915 G Mali
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wANTED--To buy blocky built
horse. 1850 to 400 lbs, age 10
10 years. 1882 Commerce st. Phone
Main 346.
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WANTED-work Of any kind by
woman, housecleaning or take
washing at home. Call Madison 27s.
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WANTED TO BUY

WANTED or 6-room modern
bungalow; price must be right
West or North End, not too far out
/ mean business. What have youl
Box O-9, Times.
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fresh goat; must be
cheap. Address J. E, Station b
Tacoma,
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ROOMS AND BOARD

NICELY furnished room with
board. 622 SO. Tacoma av. Nice
lawn and high up. Tel. Main S42s.
FOR RENT-Nicely furnished room
and board, reasonable; walking
distance. Ala So. 4th st. Main
s19s.
YOUNG lady would like respecta-
BILE lady to share room. Room
and board reasonable; walking dis
lance. Call Main ~.
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FOR SALE CHEAP-Light team.
double harness and top wagon.
Call at Boston Market. 24th and Pa
cific. ~. !.
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LOST-Hubometer between Z and Q
a. m. on downtown streets. Find
er return to White Garage.
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MlDDIsE-ACED woman wants
work by day or hour. Main 3s13.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
STOMACH MISERY
GAS, INDIGESTION
APape's Diapepsin" fixes sick,
sour, gassy stomachs in
five minutes.

Time 1t! In FIVE minutes all stomach
distress will so. No Indigestion. heart.
burn, sourness or belching of gas, acid.
or eructations of undigested food. no
dizziness, bloating, or foul breath.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in regulating upset stomachs
1t is the surest. quickest and most Ger.
tain Indigestion remedy in the whole
world, and besides 1t is harmless.
Please for your sake. get a large
fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin
from any store and put your stomach
right Don't keep on being miserable
life is too short-you are not here
long, SO make your stay agreeable
Eat what you like and digest it; en-.
Joy it without dread of rebellion in
the stomach.
Pape's Diapepsin belongs in your
home anyway. Should one OF the fam
lily eat something which don't agree
with them. or in case OF an attack OF
Indigestion. dyspepsia, gastritis or
stomach arrangement at daytime or
during the night, 1t is handy to give
the quickest relief known. Adv.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12

"At three o'clock. then." said Mr..
Pierce. Very we'll"
Don't be fool!" l heard Mr.. Sam
from the crowd.
rs that all you have to say?" roared
Mr.. Won invalid. Haven't you any
apology to make, sir!"
Neither apology nor explanation to
you." Mr.. Pierce retorted. And to the
other: at Is an unfortunate accident
incident. II you prefer" He looked
Mt Thoburn. who was the only one In a
bathrobe. and who was the only cheer
full one in the lot. II had refused a
request Of the bath mans and he has
taken this form of revenge. II this
gives me the responsibility l am will
ing to take 1t. II you expect me to ask
you to stay I'll not do 1t. don't mind
saying that / am as tired Of all this
as you are In fact, I'd about decided
on new order Of things for this place
anyhow. It's going to be real health
resort, run for people who want to get
well or keep we'll. People who wish
to be overfed. overheated and coddled
need not come-or stay"
The bishop spoke over the heads Of
the others. who looked dazed.
Does that mean," he inquired mild
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cTo BE coNT1Nurp)
HIs knowIsdps Of Jungle NoIs

His knowledge Of Jungle Noises.
They were sitting In Q booth at .
well-known New York cafe, and con-
versation had turned upon the subject
Of mysterious midnight noises. Each
in turn related some little anecdote.
when q spare young man In the corner
suddenly rose to his feet.
-Gentlemen." said he. your expo
riences are very Interesting; but for
real awe give me the roaring Of the
lion or sharp trumpeting of an ele-
phant borne to you on the still night
air as you lie silent, neither asleep
nor awake" 80
They stared at him in surprise.
Was this pale youth. then. some great
traveller! Is ia
Excuse me-" one asked. but have
you slept in the Jungle and heard
these mighty beasts AZ they roamed
about by night?"
We'll. it's not exactly that" replied
the youth. reaching for his hat, ''but
always sleep with my window open,
and l live in Fifth avenue, directly op-
posite the Central Park Zoo!"-New
York World.
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TAKES OFF DANDRUFF
HAIR STOPS FALLING
oIrIsI Try This! Makes i4alr Thick,
Glossy, FLUFFY, Bsautifui-No
More Itching Scalp.

Within ten minutes after an appli
cation Of Danderine you cannot find a
single trace Of dandrufY or falling hair
and your scalp will not itch, but what
will please you most will be after A
few weeks use. when you see new
hair, fine and downy at first--yes-but
really new hair-growing all over the
scalp.
little Danderine Immediately dou.
bles the beauty OF your hair. No diff.
ference how dull, faded, brittle and
scraggy. just moisten a cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw it
through your hair, taking one small
strand at time. The effect is amaz.
ing-your hair will be light, fluffy and
wavy. and have an appearance Of
abundance; an Incompatible luster,
softness and luxuriance.
Get 25 cent bottle Of Knowltons
Danderine from any store, and prove
that your hair is as pretty and soft
as any-that 1t has been neglected or
injured by careless treatment-thats
all-you surely can have beautiful hair
and lots OF 1t II you will just try 1T
tie Danderine. Adv. EU
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
PeeuII.rIty Of c,,t Iron.

Singularly enough, cast iron, never
considered very strong. and thought
by most people to be far less durable
than steel, improves greatly in
strength when subjected to constant
shocks. This was proved by guns of
various ages and service. Guns tried
month after casting burst at the
seventieth or eightietA DISCHARGE,
Other guns. which had been in use for
six years. failed to burst after 1000
or 5000 discharges, and cast iron
bars. after being subjected to shocks.
frequently again 100 per cent. In
strength. But. In all cases, the cast
Iron which proved strongest was cast
iron which had had q holiday" in bs.
tween the hard work.
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CHAPTER xI.

couldn't stand any more. It was
all over! rushed to my room and
threw myself on the bed. At two-thir-
ty heard the bus come to the porte
cochere under my window and then
drive away; that was the last straw.
I put a pillow over my head 30 nobody
could hear me. and then and there !
had Mysteries.
And then somebody Jerked the pill
low away and looked up. with my
eyes swollen almost shut, and It was
Doctor Barnes. He had glass of wa
ter In his hand and he held It right
above me.
"One more yell.' he said. "and It
goes over you!" e
sat up and stared at him. could
hardly see out Of my eyes. He had his
back to the light. but could tell that
he had q cross OF adhesive plaster on
his cheek and that one eye was almost
shut. He smiled when he saw my ex-
preston. ~
Its the temperament" he said. 1T
goes with the hair. I've got It too.
only I'm apt to 30 out and pick a fight
at such times. and woman hasn't got
that outlet. As you see. found Mike,
and my Disagreement 10 to Mikes a.
starlight to the MONDAY glare. Come
and take a walk" -i3 So p
didn't want to 20. but anything
was better than sitting In the room
mopi1S. put on my 5Ackst and Miss
FattyA chinchillas. which chssrsd me
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12

ly, "thAt-guests must either obey this
order Of things or 70 away!
Mr.. Pierce looked At the bishop and
smiled.
arm sorry. sir,. he said. "but a.
every onelis leaving. anyhow
They fairly jumped at him then.
They surrounded him In = bowling
mob and demanded how he dared to
turn them out, and what did he mean
by saying they were overfed, and they
would leave when they were good and
ready and not before. and he could 90
to blazes. II was the most scandalous
thing I've ever known of at Hope
Springs. and in the midst of 1t Mr.,
Pierce stood cool and quiet. waiting
for a chance to speak. And when the
time came he jumped in and told them
the truth about themselves. and most
Of 1t hurt He was good and mad. and
he stood there and picked out the dab
by ones and the fat ones. the whisky
livers and the tobacco hearts and the
banquet stomachs. and called them out
by name. He got through and stood
looking at them In their sheets, and
then he said coolly:
"The bus will be ready at twothirty.
gentlemen" and turning on his heels.
went into the ONCE and closed the
door.
They scattered to their rooms In
every stage Of rage and excitement.
and at last only Mr.. Sam and ! were
left staring at each other. Damned
young idiot" he said. II wish to
heavens you'd never suggested bring
ing him here. Minnie!"
And leaving me speechless with In
dignation, he trailed himself and his
sheet up the stairs. .Iss.,a
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
DRINK LOTS OF WATER
TO FLUSH THE KIDNEYS
Eat Less Meat and Take Salts fo,
6aekaehe or Bladder Trouble
NeutraIize Acids.

Uric acid in meat excites the kid.
neys. they become overworked; &c,
sluggish. ache. and feel like Jumps OF
lead. The urine becomes cloudy; the
bladder Is irritated, and you may be
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night. When the kid
neys clog you must help them flush
of the body's urinous waste or you'll
be a real sick person shortly. At first
you feel dull misery in the kidney
region, you suffer from backache, sick
headache. dizziness, stomach gets sour
tongue coated and you feel rheumatic
twinges when the weather il bad.
. Eat less meat, drink lots of water;
also get from any pharmacist four
ounces OF lad Salts; take . table
spoonful In slasS of water before
breakfast for = few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This ia
nous salts II made from the acid OF
grapes and lemon Juice, combined
with lithia, and has been used for
generations to clean clogged kidneys
and stimulate them to normal activity.
also to neutralize the acids In urine.
80 1t no longer is source Of irrita.
ton, thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is Inexpensive, cannot in.
jure; makes delightful effervescent
lithia-water drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active. Druggists
here say they sell lots Of Jad Salts to
folks who believe in overcoming kid.
ney trouble while It ia only trouble
Adv. etH
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lock up the news stand. Just as !
opened the door from the back hall,
however. 1 heard two people talking.
It was Miss Pat and Mr.. Pierce. She
was on the stairs and he In the hall
below. looking up. .l.l
II don't want to stayl", she was say.
Ing. -
but. don't you see." he argued. III
you go. the others will. Can't you try
1t for a week? I'm told it's the bad
season and nobody else would come
until Lent. And. anyhow. it's not busi
ness to let lot of people go away
mad. 1t gives the place black eye."
Dear me-" she said, how bust
nesslike you are growing!"
He went over close to the stairs and
dropped his voice.
'If you want the bitter truth" he
went on. trying to smile. I've put my.
self on trial and been convicted of be-
ing fool and failure. I've been 60
ing around so long trying to fnd a
place that At into. that I'm SCARED
az with many battles. And now I'm
on probation-for the last time. II this
doesn't go. IL"
"What?" she asked, leaning down to
him. You'll not"
"Oh. no." he said. nothing dramatic.
of course. could go around the coun-
try in buggy selling lightning rods"
She drew herself back as II she re-
scented his refusal Of her sympathy.
"Or open saloon In the Philip
pines!" he finished mockingly.
so irr{, iv, at
You are impossible" she said, and
turned away. @
He watched her up the stairs and
then turned and walked to the fire,
with his hands in his pockets and his
head down.
I closed the news stand and he came
over just as was hanging up the
cigar case key for Amanda King In the
morning. He reached up and took the
key OF Its nail.
I'll keep that" he said. Its no
tobacco after, this, Minnie"
"You can't keep them here. then" I
retorted. They've got to smoke; it's
the only work they do"
well see." he said quietly. and
oh. yes. Minnie. now that we shall not
BE using the mineral spring" q.
mot use the mineral springi" re-
peated, stupened.
Certainly not!" he said. This 10 .
drugiess sanatorium, Minnie, from now
on. That's part OF the theory-no
drugs. Listen, Minnie. II you hadn't
been wasting your abilities in the min
eyal spring, I'd be sorry to close 1t.
But there will be plenty for you to
do"
'If we're not going to use the spring
house. we might have saved the ex.
pense OF the new roof in the fall"
said bitterly.
''Not at all. For two hours or 20
q day the springhouse will be rest
house wide open and Gods
good air penetrating to fastnesses II
never knew before"
THE spring will freezs!"
Exactly. My only regret is that Il
is too small to skate on. But they'll
have the ice pond"
when see Mr.. Moody skating on
the ice pond" said sarcastically. I'll
see Mrs. Moody dead with the shock
on the bank"
mot at ALL" re replied calmly.
You'll see her skating. too" And
with that ne went to bed.
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Some Goino.

Mrs. Styles. from the tonneau OF
her automobile wish you wouldn't
go SO fast over the rough places, Jen
kins: you nearly pitched me out a min
ute ago.
Jenkins-Why don't you hold on to
your husband, ma am?
MY husband? Goodness! He went
out ten minutes ago, Jenkins!"