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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16

local club in the Rio Grande associa-
ton would be either Warriors or
Defenders Kindly send the season
ticket to me at SIS North St Nrain
Wv. H Greene"
81 notice that YOU are asking for
name for the Fl Paso baseball team
" hat is the matter with '8IetrOpoli-
tans'2 That sounds good for FL Paso
is the metropolis Of the southwest and
as such should have name for the
team to correspond.
a fan, Deming, y. n"
an regard TO your request for an
ideal name for the team that is TO rep
resent FL Haso in the Rio Grande
league, 1 offer, as my suggestion
'Antlers' have never heard the
name applied to any organized ball
4 E. Durrett Everybody's Depart
Following is a list OF suggested
nicknames for the FL pasO baseball
team: The Gardeners the Acequias.
the Miners Water Users. on the Hoof.
The first is rather suggestive OF agri-
culture and some OF the most famous
players hail from the farm The sec
Ond brings 10 mind the great irrigation
project which has helped put El Pas0
on the map The third is the name Of
q class Of men who are always good
winners and never cutters The
fourth may result in bit n fun
being pOked at the team. but who
doesn't relish a bit of chaff- The
fifth smacks Of the free range
j. W. JOurdan, 1913 North Florence
street"
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The Herald has published several
other suggestions I'm previous issues.
Among the names suggested were
Boosters, Tip-tOps, InternatiOuals, etc.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16
Clears Stops
All Blood Troubles
Goes Right Down to Where
the Germs Start
From.

The action Of s s s. the famous blood
purifier, is notable in the skin. 1t is but
natural that blood impurities should
seek an outlet Water, gas, oil and
nearly all the active products Of nature
seek the surface. It seems to be a cos
mic law. Even our thoughts will IN
dertake to find expression And so what
ever we take into our system will even
tually come out changed in form. con-
verted often into some other substance,
but constituting always either waste
or that which has served its useful pur-
pose and must be eliminated And the
skin IS the principal avenue for escape
OF certain acids or poisons. If the skin
and blood be healthy. these wastes pass
on as vapor or perspiration. But i'm
pure blood loads the skin with eczema,
pimpiess acne, rheumatism, rash. fever
blisters, blood risinEs and other erup-
tons. And S. S S. has been found the
very best, safest and most effective
remedy to purify the blood and thus re-
store the skin to clear and attractive
health. Get bottle today OF any drug
gist, but be emphatic Do not allow any
one to hand you a substitute. Wrapped
around the hottie Is an interesting cir
cular that tells you how TO obtain skill
ful advice free on any subject concern
ing the blood.
s. s. s. is prepared only by The Swift
Specific Co. 113 Swift Bldg. Atlanta.
Ga. Look for this name on the package
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16

Our buttermiIk puts sparkle in the
eye, spring in the step and the glow OF
health in the cheek. Drink El PasO
Dairy Co.'S Observation-Disclosures
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16

TEXAS LEAGUE.

At Waco RHE
Waco OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Il
Shreveport -----.-.----.---. l.
Batteries-Waco. Donalds and Reilly;
Shreveport, McCutker and Garvin. Toland-
At san Antonio Cfirst game)- r H z
san Antoni9 .--..--.--.-.--
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16

At Cincinnati RI. Z
PittSblIrg No.. 900 100 000-1
Cincinnati ...-----O 900 COL lux
Batteries Pittsburg. Harmon an
Gibson Cincinnati. Benton and Doom
SOUTHERN ASSOCIATION
At Atlanta. 8 New Orleans. T.
At Chattanooga. g; Memphis II.
AT Little Rock. 8 Nashville IA
At Birmingham. 2. Mobile. 5.
COAST LEAGUE.
At Los Angeles. s. san Francisco, .
At Portland. 8; Venice. l.
Al Oakland l. salt Lake, 2.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
Al St Paul. IL Kansas city, 8
AT Louisville. g, Columbus. o.
At Indianapolis TO- Cleveland, 1
A Minneapolis. g. Milwaukee, 8.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16

Athey cIOth-Iined weather strip keeps
out the dust Rathbun-Mix Co.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16
BASEBALL RESULTS
THURSDAYS GAMES

Bstteries-san Antonio. McAfferty and
Burch; Beaumont, Martina and Bobo.
At San Antonio Second same)- R-HE
san Antonio ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 10
T5atteries-san antonio. Stewart and Hau-,
enstein; Beaumont. TAR and Bobo.
At Fort worth RHE.
Fort Worth observation-disclosures
Bs5tsriss-Fort worth. Hsnah and Nc
Murray; Dallas Weller and stephens
At Galveston RHE
galveston ..--------------- -------
Batter satSsriss-Gaivssioa. Har5a Moore ana
Jordan; Houston, Glenn, Ware. Rose and
Sallen-
AMERICAN LEAGUE
At Philadelphia r H. z.
FSSSo ~ dy9 w
Batteries: Boston. Collins. May and
CarriEan; philadelphia. Bush. Wyckoff
and Schang, McAvoy.
New " ToT rS-. ..s' 'o 1oi oOo-s e I
Washington ......o 600 100 0OO-1 0
Batteries: New York. Fisher and
Nunamaker: Washington. HIrper,
Ayres. Bentley and Henry.
At Detroit RHE
GleNelauQ -ulu Jus uVu-A 7
Detroit .....-. OO2 COS COX
Batteries; Cleveland. Stein. Morton
and O'Neil; Detroit. Dauss and Stanage.
At St Louis RHE-
Chicago .........T2O 221 co.'s Il
St Louis --.----. 600 600 600
Batteries. Chicago. Faber and
Schalk DAILY; St Louis. Hoch. Perry
man. Baumgardner and Agnew. Leary,
Alexander. Wiuetts
Federal LEAGUE.
At Chicago r H. i.
Pittsburg -..---.-0 coz coo 0O1-3 0
Chicago .....-....0Io 900 000-r 6
Batteries, Pittsburg. Dickson and
Berry; Chicago. Brown. Mcconnell and
, Wilson.
At Brooklyn r H E
Newark .-.-...-010 I 03 00I-6
Brooklyn .---.-0l0 200 4Ox-1T Il a
Batteries. WhitehOuse. Billiard. Bran
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16
NATIONAL LEAGCE.

At Boston r IL E.
philadelphia ~. 900 400 800 9 2
Boston ..---.-....0 900 100 00O-1 =
Batteries: Philadelphia, Mayer and
Kilhfer; Boston, Hughes, Strand and
GOWdy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16

At Brooklyn r H E
Newark ..-OIO OF O01-S :
Brooklyn .--..-0l0 200 4Ox-i7 Il 4
Batteries WhitehOuse. Billiard. Bran
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16

At New York p r. E
Brooklyn --....-. 600 900 900 0 j
New York .--.-... 900 100 10N-2
Batteries Brooklyn, Rucker, RaEan
and Miller; New York, Marquard and
, Meyers
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16
H z

At Kansas City r H z
st Louis 100 O10 s00-3 10 8
/ Kansas City 900 OO2 J11-f II /
; Batteries. St Louis. Davenport.
Z Plank and Chapman; Kansas City,
/ Johnson and Easteriy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16

.0JAsl ocASoJ LIKE ms
TIE @InE PSEOR MIST
not EE Rl6JEO O. MS
Old .EEVoRiES- RH
SaoNO Be BRUSHED Or
40 DEaAEO EQ Most
NEWSPAPERS PRINT BOT
one or TWO o. THESE
TIRED AaD IRE GIBBONS
IS Usual We LEAD, mere
ARE S6R
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16
FEDERaH LEAGUE.

At Chicago r. II. IL
Pittsburg 1900. 002 600 OO1-3 8 0
Chicago -.--.--...0I0 900 00O-r 6
Batteries, Pittsburg. Dickson and
Berry; Chicago. Brown. Mcconnell and
Wilson.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16

don and Rariden; Brooklyn, Seaton and
Land. Watson
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16
AaIERICAN LEAGTE..

At Philadelphia r H. Z.
Boston ..-........OOI 100 1872 y .
Philadelphia 900 O12 9OO-3 ]
Batteries: Boston, Collins May and
CarriEan; Philadelphia, Bush, Wyckoff
and Schang. McAvoy
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16

Buffalo .------.--321 900 000-6 1 on
Baltimore --------100 900 OOl-2
Batteries Buffalo. B sdienr and
Blair; Baltimore, SugSs, smith and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16

The Herald has published several
other suggestions I'm previous issues.
Among the names suggested were
Boosters, Tip-tOps, Internauouals, etc
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16

New York .......-1OO 101 OOO-s 6 /
Washington ......O 600 100 OOO-1 0
Batteries; New York. Fisher and
Nunamaker- Washington, Hlrper,
Ayres. Bentley and Henry.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16

At Detroit r. H T.
Cleveland ..-.-....010 003 600
Detroit .-....--. O02 COS O0N-5 5
Batteries: Cleveland. Stein. Morton
and O'Neii; Detroit. Dauss and Stanage
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-16

II g LUIS = Il =
Chicago -.....-T20 221 co.'s Il
St Louis ......- 600 geo 600
Batteries: Chicago. Faber an
Schalk. Daily; St Louis. Hoch. Perry
man. Baumgardner and Agnew. Leary
Alexander. Wiuetts
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
LITTLE BENNY's
 NOTEBOOK
By Lee Pape


 Me and pop was wawkfnis hoam frum a wawk to-day, and man calm up with baslxit of shooIsces and things. beeing a skinnfe man with a green neck-tye aw1ways smiling as if hew as happy about sumthing without knowing wat
 YGood day. sir, sed the man.
 Greetings, sed pop.
 It's a funy thing. sed the man, but wood you bleeve it. I can hardly get a sole to take eny shooIaecs to-day they give me the muny for them and awl, and then they wont take eny, can you bet that, .naistir2
 I'm afrayed not sed pop.
 Of corse, I woodent go so far as to say that nobody took eny, sed the man, bekause wun lady gave me five cents this noarn1ng and she took a pare, and I sed- r You get anuthfr pare you do, lady, thare two pares for i've and she said. but ony wunt wun pare, and she sed No. and she dfdent; can you beet that, nist1r?
 IT cant even equal sed pop.
 Then thare was 9 fea1o and gerI this afttrnoon, sed the man, the gerI sed, wy don't you give the poor man sumthing, and the felio sed, sure, III give him sunthing and he calm back and gave me three cents and tryred my best to make him take pare of shoo- Iaces, but he jest woodent 1issen to me that was a funy wun, wasent it? Yes. that was 1affa.bfl. sed pop.
 But that's the way it goz, sed the man, noboddy seams to wunt to take eny shoolaces, how about you mistir do you nsed eny shoolaces
 No, sed pop, but I shood be glad if you wood acksept these few pennies which have bin making a hideous noise in my pockit awI day. And he gave the man sum pennys. and tT1le man sed- We'll now you'll take a part of shooIaces wont you.
 Mo- I ware buttin shoos, sed pop And the man looked, saving, well darn if you don't well can you beet that, well how about taking a box of match es.
 E I'm not aloud to carry them avn ak kount of insurance. sed pop. And me and him kepp avn wawk1ng and the man kepp avn standing thare, saying. Well thares anuthir wun that don't wunt enyth1ng. this serteny had bin funy day
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24

Once in q while a man gets up to see q sunrise. But the only time the rest Of us see one is when we stay up. Pa5 all the debts and e61npliments stzaat you can when goa are alive and when you are dead people will miss yoa.
 Every old maid believes that she could tell married woman something about how to manage a husband. e Any old time two can live as cheap as one it is because his pay envelope isn't fat enough to afford more gro ceries
 You can't make 2 dol believe 1t, but. woman doesn't have to De pretty to fEe attractive.
 Any twenty-year-c girl can tell you that 1t is q sin to be thirty years old. You can do one or the other. But you can't stick fo the truth and be DO lite at the same time.
 The man whose parents tagged him with a name containing four initials always regards with scorn the poor dubs who have only three initials to. parade.
 You think you are wise guy We all do. We'll then. which looks worse "a mans knee or a woman's eIbow2 way, when Adam came back to the cave after hard days work Eve never got his goat by reading him his old love letters.
 q man doesn't have to be an expert ncronnkant tosdiscover that It fs cheap
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
NOTICE

For foPEy-nfne yeava ,. p,
 conta7ctinS business st fT9a -, .7A Ssc-Aa' sSsssALae1n' corner of Main and ssTo5--1 sTIIEeeess BrtdgepOrts Conn, SSlf c--- s4ae9'e continuously. We fFlsy5s -7-s-e--5-.55 Fl 1n0 pa1d out on demand yzitT7S111e r--, saese n11ll1ons of dollars oa naoIssz5 57e- receive money sub5ece te - Ssaeck sSneHk ae sight on which vgl, gF7-5r9 s-Akeo Der cent per a11nrEn. ,5 - LS LS eacn account monthly. we 6f75=i1l lno accounts Of fudividuaTs hr-S5 .1le1' Ellzas and Coxporakz0ns, as5TI- r77 e HsAO seaAt Q bank account where fF7T7FI a1a0 leave 1t for one 1ay,one wEesI 557--5 11ontn or one year, and draw fTif5z ssSo s1ES 70 Gh9 btzSanGss our C
 peEsosaaA attention as flne oldest F7S=i or pr1vate ba1llkeEs in tllls- stsse.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
RHEuMA
MEDICINE FREE

We want the name of every person everywhere who is suffering with rheumattsna. so we can send him a free sample bottle of H13Hs Rheuma4ie how severe he has had it, as there are very few cases that have not yielded and been thoroughly cured with it It works at once I'm twenty-four hours it stops the pain Don't take our word for it-test it at our expense. This Is not new unfr1ad thing. For twenty five years 1t has been regarded by physicians as practically the only cer- tain treatment for this terrible dis ease.
 Over 1e,oo0 Testinonials Like These.
 MT B. M, Ehlers. Secty. Grand Lodge of Mason of New York City writes that, Although a sufferer from rheu- matism for many years two doses stopped all pain and one bottle cured me. z
 MT. A. Goldman. victoria. Texas, says: s.I am very well pleased with your medicine; am recommending 1t very highly. It has done more for me than anything I have ever tried
 Marshan F. W. Geraty. or 70 aran- haitian St. New York. says: q have suffered with rheumatism for many years have tried almost every known remedy but got no relief or cure until f was entirely cured and free from all nain. I send this unsolicited,
 HilPs Pneumatic Remedy is on sale at most drug stores at $1.eo per bot tle One bottle generally effects a complete cure. Gall or send for free sample bottle and booklet at once. There is no greater service you can perform for humanity than to tell any rheumatic sufferer about this wonder ful preparation. Address: Hill Medl- cine CO, TIT East s4th St., New York, N. r.
 AGENTS WANTED EVERYWHER1s Good Men Make $1O a Day on Our
 Preparations. WRITE NOW-Adv-
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
Fine Eneouraqement.

Willie was of an economical turn of mind. He called upon Elizabeth many times before he bought her a box Of candy At last he loosened up and bought an eighty cent pound box
 That evening his brother noticed that he had 3 grouch on and asked the trouble
 That blamed old cur ate half of that box of eighty cent candy,' he said, referring to EIizabeth's Scotch collie
 The next time he bought candy he bought, in addition to another eighty cent pound box. bag Of ten cent store candy for the dog
 Oh, Williamr r said Elizabeth. How thoughtful of youg | am so glad that you and Rover are becoming friendsis New York Globe.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
Family Pride.

Mrs. Blunt Well, Louisa, I don't sup pose you will attempt to deny that your original ancestors were stone age ruff fans who lived in . damp cave.
 Mrs. Tree-If my earliest ancestors were q part Of the geologic period of which you speak they must have had a red sandstone chateau of their own on FlInthead avenue. with stalactite decorations and running water on the first hoor.-C Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
NOTICE

Notice is hereby given of public hearing to be held on Wednesday evening. April 21, 1915,Hat SIS D m in the Common Council Room, City Hall, relative to the matter of the construction {of the new Stratford Avenue Bridge, before the Bridge Commission and the Streets and Side walks Conn1ittee of the Common Council of the City of Bridgeport. All persons interested and wishing to be heard on the matter will be given an opportunity at this time.
 Attest:
 J. ALEX H. ROBINSON, E U 1e gss City Clerk
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
FOR SALE

Ansof tho real estate of Burr & Knapp, consisting of cottages, two and three family houses and vacant lots. located fn Bridgeport, Fairfield. Strat- ford and Milford Also one third fn- terest in the factory property located at the neWthwest corner Of South Ave nl1e ana Water Street. Idsts may he obtained at The Title Guaranty and TFust Company, 99S Broad street
 J. Q. CHAAGBERL1AIN,
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
FOR SALE

must sell at once all of the real estate of Burr & Knapp, and can offer it at a liberal dis count from former prices. Lists may be had at The Title Guar anty and Trust Co, 993 Broad street.
 JOHN c. CHAMBERLAIN.
 Trustee.
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24

CT to have chicken for dinner than e take chicken to dinner.
 There are few women who could not tell you what another woman was wearing after she passes by. But they are all blind.
 The reason why woman is so fond of secrets is because she does not in- tend to keep them.
 When it comes to common sense the Zulu girls have 1t all over our home grown variety The Zulu belle wears her rings in bar nose and she doesn' t have to take off her gloves to display her Jewelry-
 They have established night mar riage license bureau in Chicago. We are agin the government on this. It is too blamed easy to get married now.
 When girl is real pretty she never spends much money on wells.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
X oiadstone Aneedots.

Lord AlverstOne tells this sanecdote of Gladstone in his sRecol1ections .
 MI Gladstone was very much in terested in the Caucasus. had q friend, Captain x. who had recently come home from that distEict, and [ gave him letter of introduction to Mr Gladstone. 4 few days later met Mfr Gladstone in Parliament street He stopped me and said.
 Your friend, Captain K, knows more about the Caucasus than any man I ever met A few minutes afterward [ met Captasa K in Pail Mall. I said kD him, Well. you have made 6 great impression on Mr Gladstone. Have [ F lie said Yes replied. He says you know more about the Caucasus than any man he ever met We'll, 2 said Captain X. that is very strange, for, though was with him for three quarters of an hour, I only made three Observations 7
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
Yas. hut You pon,t Mea,, It .TLs.lt Way.

Yes. but You Don't Mean t 'I'F1at Nay.
 At the ripe ge of eighty eight MT. William Lonson Coley. native and lifetime resident of westport passed away on Sunday evening. This re 11oval of one of our most honored citi- zens calls for cordial recognit ition. Connecticut Paper
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
Expla,zfion.

How could two such silent people ever do their courting ?''
 Well, she has such speaking coun- fenance.'' But what about him? ?"
 "Oh. his money talks. Y Baltimore American.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
The c-;+ic

How do you like the meter Of my poem ?'' asked the poet when the maga- zine editor had finished reading it.
 There is plenty of gas in the thing, but I'm hanged if I can see any me ter.' replied the hearfless editor.- Gin cinnau Enquirer
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
.CERTILAX
The Certain Laxative

A harmless and sure remedy for Consti patton. Torpid Liver. Headache. BiHousn ess, and Foul Breath. Made from the formulae Of celebrated specialist of New YoHk City Do the work pleasant mot gripe Ice, s6c. soc. At all drug stores or direct on receipt of price. Curts Chemical Co. IF B. 24th St. New York.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
WISE AND OTHERWISE

Those Wisconsin legislators who have just passed an anti-tfp law may find that the bell boy Is unaccounta- ply slow the next time they go on their travels
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
peniedIIt.

So you told Brown that you'd heard stories to my discreditg
 tI did not. What told him was that credit Exchange
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24

Tn view of the fact that the farm CTS are said to have made an extra $2O0, GOO ,000 by reason of the war, some of their wives are hoping for a generous advance of $2.50 for new spring hat.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
Einanoa

q saved $5 today. said the grouch. How ?, asked the old fogy.
 T loaned $5 to the wise guy.'' re piled the grouch.
 sThen you lost s5 instead Of saving S5 commented the old fogy-
 No: saved s5, . returned the grouch He asked me for $10.v
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24

There are some people who care fully celebrate Cleanup Day by sweeping all their dust and refuse out into the street.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
Auavs at It.
EeA Avearw

I4ee years will come. the years xiH go, Cor Nature will not change her law. A Es1t there's one constant thing we know
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24

There is deep dfsquiet among many of our people because they can't get out on the road Sunday in an au- tomobi1e and swallow the dust stirred up by other drivers.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24

Many men can't get out to church services that were thoughtless1y placed at an hour when they have not had time to read thoroughly the results of the ball games reported in the Sunday paper.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
OuchI

The William Goat has lots of spunk, And he is proud of it. He eats tin cans and other junk
 To give himself some grit
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24

Dear Iuke-I have quit talk1ng other stonies and rend Bits of Byplay in stead Thanks for the daily laughs.- R. M Trimmer, Pfqua, O.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24

While it is recognized that the Bel gfans are hungry and should be fed. it is felt that the automobile is also hungry for it's gasoline and can't run without it.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
Paw knovss Everoltlsina. E

Willie--P Paw, WHat is the naked trath7
 PawA bare statement of facta, my son.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
0iddanI

The pekky n1otorcar win not Run smoothly if it gsts too hot The locomotive. so I'm told Won't run at all unless it's coaleds
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
His Poor Head.

Our village blacksmith met with an accident one day last week. While making kfnd1ing a piece of wood flew
 up and strucE the blacksmith right square in the woodshed Versailles
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
Lifs Preasr,ser.

sI am sailing a pocket fife preserver. and | would like to interest yo1 in it. '' said. the agent to the business man in the dry town.
 Whit size is it. pint or half pintf'' asked the, business man.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24

The less valuable peoples time is. the. more they are I1nilined to scatter paper about the streets for some one else to pick up.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24

It is a good idea for the Old Man also to swat the fly, but he might as well learn that it makes q difference whether he does it on the window screen or on the newly 1aundered da- mask table cloth.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
By Luke McLnkie
Huht

fScannot understand sweet Nett The daintiasz of misses She purses up her lips and yet She wouldn't | sell her kisses.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24

There is growing feeling among sensible motorists that in rounding a street corner, at least one wheel
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
Things tc Worry About.

There gre 5000 books in the library Of the Ohio state penitentiar
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
4anaea Is Narasa.
Gnod Enr Nnu.

M D. Lies IS Specialist at Barnes ville o.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
not sntina.

Friend I've noticed Cutts. the tailor, going up to your studio every day for q week. Is he sitting for. you2 Artist No; he's laying for me. Boston Transcript.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
Such a Lanswidsel

About six hundred times a year
 Onr English makes me swear. For right now I am writing tear, 4 And yet I'm writing tear.ss
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24

Tn labor, as in life. there can be no cheating, The thief steals from him. self. The swfnd1er swindles himself. Emerson.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-04-24
Our Daily SpeciaI
Luke MoLdk6 saYss

"A man seldom lkn0Ws more than he
 thinks he knows.