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The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1915-11-10
WIRELESS PHONE ORDERS,
DANIELS MAKES
USE OF WIRELESS IN TALK.
ING WITH ADMIRAL
USHER.
Aerial Stations All over Country Lis
. ten to Conversation over Wireless
: observation-disclosures Hears DAN
fels' Order-NIrs. Daniels is First
Woman to Use Instrument.

Washington. Nov. 5.-Secretary
Daniels today transmitted the first
naval order ever sent by wireless tele-
phone to Rear Admiral Usher at the
New York navy yard. From his desk
in the navy department the secretary
talked to the cOmmandant Of the New
York yard by way of the government
radio towers at Arlington and ordered
report on repairs to the dreadnought
New York. Navy officials say the
achievement brings close the day
When the secretary of the navy may
sit at his desk here and talk to the
fleet commanders all over the world.
Secretary Daniels transmitted this
oral order, which was taken down by
a stenographer in Admiral Usher's Of
flee and acknowledged orally by the
admiral HIMSELF
Rear Admiral Usher. Commanding,
New York Navy Yard:
Report as soon as practicable after
the arrival of the New York how soon
the repairs recommended can be COM
pleted.
(Signed) "Danieis."
| Navy wireless stations in all parts
Iof the country were eavesdropping to
catch the conversation. While Secre-
tary Daniels was still talking with Ad-
! miral Usher the Charleston (S. c.
station telegraphed that the order
had been overheard and copied there
Assistant Secretary Roosevelt fol-
flowed Secretary Daniels at the radio
Telephone and later Mrs. Daniels was
laccorded the distinction of being the
first woman to converse by wireless
waves.
The secretary's office was crowded
with naval officers and bureau Off
lcials during the demonstration, whicl.
lasted haf an hour. Many OF tileni
| consulted with Admiral Usher. Later
Secretary Daniels and Secretary Lam
sing of the state department went to
| the radio room across the hall from
Secretary Daniels Office and there
| listened in" on the department S
radio sets. They heard the voices or
| those at the radio phone coming back
| to then, through the aerials on the
| state, war and navy buildings.
Admiral Usher said that the voices
sent by wireless from Washington
were plainly audible IN his Office de-
spite heavy static discharge which
sounded, he said, like stage thunder.
The instrument used was the regu-
lar desk telephone on Mr.. Daniels
desk.
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new GREEK CABINET FORMED
ZAINfIS is ONLY MAN TO LEAVE
MINISTRY IN SKOULOUDIS
ORGANIZATION.
New Department is Formed. That Of
National Aconomy-New Premier
viii Have Charge of Foreign At
fairs.

Athens, Nov. 7 (via Paris) IN.
Skouloudis, commissioned by King
Constantine to form a new cabinet,
has accomplished the task. All the
members of the Zaimis ministry are
retained except the premier himself.
The new prime minister has taken
the portfolio Of foreign affairs. The
formation of the new cabinet, it is
generally assumed, will delay if not
eliminate the crisis which probably
would follow a dissolution of the
chamber by the king.
The cabinet is composed of the fol-
lowing ministers who took the oath
of office today:
Premier and minister of foreign af-
fairs, M. Skouloudis.
Minister of public instruction, M.
Michelidkis.
Minister Of justice and communi-
cations, d. C. Rhallis.
-hi'iAoNSi VI NJ. GOun3flS.
Minister of national economy, M.
Theotokis.
Minister of war, Gen. Yanakitsas.
Minister of marine, Admiral Coun-
touriotis
Minister Of finance, Stephen Drag
omis.
BESIDES the premier, NJ. Niche
lidkis is the only new member. The
o. ce he takes formerly was held by
NJ. Theotokis, who becomes minister
of national economy, new post.
The press urges the advisability of
going on without q dissolution of par
lament and new general elections.
M. Skouloudis is not a deputy. but
is regarded as an able diplomat
known chiefly for the part he played
in the London peace conference in
1913 after the Balkan war. He was
minister of foreign affairs i'm the
Rhallis cabinet inf1S97. He is reputed
t'' Ascaf afsttorabiy disposed eteMa. tis..,be
quadruple entente.
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l. SUMTER. s. G, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 10. 1915.
CHRISTIAN ENDEAVORS MEET.
GATHER AT LAURENS FOR SEES
SION OF THREE LAYS.
karl Lchmann, Secretary of Southern
States, Will be in Attendance and
enc of Chief Speakers.

Laurens, Nov. 5.-Laurens is to-
night filed with young people who
are here for the annual South Caro-
lima Christian Endeavor convention.
The Laurens people gave the visitors q
warm welcome, and although tonight
is the beginning of the meeting, al
ready the delegates feel at home.
Karl Lehman, Southern secretary
and Christian Endeavor worker of
national reputation, is here and will
be the feature Of the convention. Mr..
Lehman was the principal speaker
at the Columbia meeting last year.
Tonight he spoke to the young people
on the history and principles Of Chris
tian Endeavor, making an inspiring
and enlightening address.
Wyatt A. Taylor of Columbia, pres
ident of the South Carolina Christian
Endeavor, presided tonight, and the
following programme was heard and
participated in by the delegates.
Devotional, led by the Rev. Chas
F. Rankin, pastor Of the Laurens Pres
byterian church, 1--WE Are Glad You
Came;" A. c. Todd, Laurens, 80 Are
We;" A. T. Corcoran, Charleston, 1.-The
Campaign for Millions and Other Cam.
paigns." w. Anderson Clarkson, Co.
lumbia, ''The Campaign for Millions .
Miss Agnes Ravenel, Spartanburg
1--WE Can If We Will, We Must If we
Cam" Wyatt A. Taylor, Columbia;
THE History and Principles for Chris.
tian Endeavor," Karl Lehman. South.
ern secretary.
Three sessions of the convention
will be held tomorrow.
The Christian Endeavor special left
Columbia with 10S young people or
board. Before leaving it was found
necessary to add another coach
which was filed by many other dele.
gates at Newberry and Clinton. The
train belonged to the young Endeav.
Iorers. and as each station was passed q
number of persons nearby gave a Wei!
coming shout.
The train arrived at Laurens short.
ly after sundown and the delegates
were met by number of automobiles
in which they were taken to the First
Presbyterian church, where all ses.
sions Of the convention will be held
In the church each delegate was
served supper and was assigned to a
residence When all arrangements
mad been completed the opening ses-
sion began with addresses of welcome
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CABINET STANDS PAT.
Greek Ministry Rcaiiirms Xaimis War
Program.

Athens, Nov. S.-Thc new Greek
cabinet held its first meeting today.
The program of War Minister Iana-
kitsas, winch caused the downfall of
the Namas cabinet was approved by
the new ministry and will be again
presented to parliament. Nerezclos
WAS disappointed by the small popular
demonstration which greeted his oV-
crthruw Of the Xaimas cabinet anG
from politics.
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Gen. Yanakitsas, who remains ir
the Greek cabinet as minister of war.
is credited with having been respon-
si5le for the crisis which resulted in
the overthrow of NJ. Zaimis. M. Ven
izelos, who controls a majority of par
lament, took exception to a state
ment by the war minister and when
an apology was not forthcoming
brought about the vote which showed
lack of confidence in the govern
ment.
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BIG SHIPS TO CHARLESTON,
FIVE DREADNAUGHTS TO BE IN
HARBOR DURING SOUTHERN
COMMERCIAL CONGRESS.
South Carolina, Virginia, Georgia, New
Jersey and Rhode Island arc the
Powerful Warships Which Visitors
May Sce-Entcrtainmcnts Planned
for Sailors.

Charleston, Nov. 5.--At least five
big batt'eships of the Atlantic fleet,
the South Carolina, Virginia, Georgia,
New Jersey and Rhode Island, have
been assured by Secretary Of the Navy
Daniels for the seventh annual con-
vention of the Southern Commercial
Congress here December 1917, and
while the convention is in progress
II is authentically stated these men O.
war will be anchored in Charleston
harbor, according to latest advices re-
ceived here. The coming of at least
four of these vessels recalls two
events; the long-to- o-be-remembered
fleet week Of 1912, when the Rhode
Island, Georgia and Virginia were
among the visiting fighting ships, and
the visit in April 1910. of the battle
ship South Carolina, when she came
to her home port, soon after being
commissioned, to receive her hand
some silver service. 1t is hoped that
Rear Admiral Fletcher, then her cap
tain, may command the warships COM
ing here.
This will be the first return visit
of the South Carolina since the citi-
zens of Charleston and the State well
coined her coming with a memorabl
ovation, and the entire commonwealth
will be glad that this man o. war, Of
all others. has been included in the
list which Secretary Daniels will order
here, and perhaps increase.
The five named are all batrlcships
of big size. carrying q complement of
| from 500 to 1000 men each, and "a
guns over four inches diameter, with
the exception of the South Carolina,
which carries eight big guns, over four
inches diameter. In all about 5000 Of
ficers and enlisted men will be the
citys guests as q result Of the visit Of
| the division and the fact that many OF
them have numerous friends here is an
assurance that the many entertain
ments during the stay of the ships will
be all the more enjoyable. A part of
the plans for the congress will no
doubt be devoted exclusively to the en-
tertainment Of the sailors.
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NEW WAR COUNCIL.
Three Members of British Cabinet
Will Direct War.

London, Nov. S.-Premicr Asuuitl,,
Lord of the Admiralty Balfour and
Minister of Munitions, Lloyd-George
are the three members of the cabinet
who will hereafter direct the war, ac-
cording to the Evening News, which
states that the cabinet selected them
as a war council" The announce
ment is accepted rs authoritative. 1t
is now understood that Lord Kitchen
cr will be absent from London for scv-
eral months.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1915-11-10
MURDER SEnVllN CITIZENS.
AUSTRO-GERMANS MASSACRE:
PEOPLE As THEY ADVANCE
INTO COUNTRY, SAYS
DISPATCH.
Condition OF Little Kingdom is De-
piorable Onc-Russians Have Been
Defeated I'm Their Galician Cam
paign--Frcnch Claim Gains i'm West.

Paris, Nov. 5.-The whole popu-
lation of Serbia is being massacred as
the Austro-Germans advance. accord
Ing to Geneva dispatch TO the Jour
nal The Germans massacred en-
masse the population of Decica.
There were also general massacres at
scelvno. Palanka and Southeast of
Belgrade. The Germans justified the
action by tho charge that civilians
fired on troops. This charge Is denied
by Serbians.
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VERY BENEVOLENT NEUTRALITY,
Such Will be Position of New Greek
Premier.

London, Nov. S.-M. Skouloudis.
the new Greek premier, has declared
his intention of observing an attitude
or very benevolent neutrality towards
the entente powers, according to dis
patches reaching here today.
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German Attacks RcpulsCd.

Paris, Nov. (OmciaD In the
Champagne new German attack
afainst our trenches at LaCourtinc
was rcpulscd. Hand grcnadcs were
used by both sides. Between tho Ar
gonnc and the Ncusc the explosion Of
our mines damaged the German
works considerably. The night was
calm on the rest of the front.
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Berlin Reports Prisoners Taken.

Ecrlin. Nov. G.--It is officially an
n"unced that thirty-ciaht hundred
"crhidhS wer" captured when Nish
fell into the hands of the Hulrarians
The statement reports the rCrulsc of Il
French attack north of Giassiscs in
the Champagne. The attempts of the
Russians to break the German line
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1915-11-10
FRENCH CAPTURE KOSJAK.
Important Victory Over BuIgarians in
BaIllanS,/

Athens, Nov. S.-The French have
captured Kosjak and Babuna Heights,
the Serbian legation announced today.
The defeated Bulgarians are still re-
treating.
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sEI,BIANs REPORT VICTORY.
Serbs Rccapturc Two Towns and
Anglo-f'rcnch Defeat BuIgars

Paris, Nov. G.-The Serbian lcga-
ton today Issued n statement that
lsvor and Gradski have been recaptur-
ed by the Serbs. The Bulgarians were
defeated at Krievalak ami Rabuna
Pass by the Anglo French contingent.
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SCREAMS ARE WHIPPED.


i'Crlin. Nov. S.-GCrman military
'Nb'rtS pr"HlCt the complete cOllaps,"
of the Serbian army because of the
capture of tn" main ammunition and
food dcpots hy the Tcutons. The sun
plies which the Serbs carried away
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KING PETER ESCAPED.
Ilc Almost Eel into tho Hands Of Bull
gafS.

Saloniki, Nov. Skiing Peter of
Serbia narrowly escaped capture when
the Teutons took Kraljeve, according
to today's adviccs. The sick monarch
was carried from the city a short
time before the enemy entered.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1915-11-10
BIG FIRE IN RALEIGH.
secretary Daniels Newspaper Plant
and Other BUILDINGS DESTROYED.

Raleigh, Nov. 6.-Thc News and
Observer Secretary Daniels paper,
The U2zcll Printing Company. and
the annex OF the Raleigh apartment
house were destroyed hy fire ut G
O'Clock this morning. The fire orig
mated in the UZzcll plant. Two fire
men were injured 10y Il falling wall.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1915-11-10
GERMAN SUBMARINES ACTIVE.
Two French ana One Italian Ship
Sunk la Mediterranean.

Paris, Nov. Cit is officially an
nounced that German submarines OPP
Grating I'm the Strait of Gibraltar and
the Mediterranean have sunk two
French and one Italian merchantmen.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1915-11-10
JAPANESE STEAMER SUNK.
h"zaKuni sent to Bottom by German
CHdcrsCa EOat-CrCw is Saved.

Tokyo, Nov. 1.-The japanese
steamer IaZakuni, 5,11S tons gross
was sunk by German submarine near
Gibraltar Wednesday. The captain and
crew reached shore safely.
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ENGLAND WILL TAKE TIME.
hcpiy TO American Note Not Expected
For Several Weeks.

London, Nov. S.-Several weeks are
expected to clapse before England re-
plies To the American protest. The re-
ply viii hC exhaustive in character.
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GERMAN SHIPS WRECKED.
british Submarines Devastating Conn
mCrcc in Baltic.

stockholm, Nov. S.-Marine advices
state that six German ships have
been wrecked on the Swedish coast
during the last three days while try
ing to escape from British subma-
rines. twenty-five members of the
crew of the Claes were lost.
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GERMAN CRUISER SUNK
British Submarine Scores Another
Hit in Baltic

Ecrlin, Nov. S.-The German cruis-
or undinc was sunk by a British
submarine off the Swedish coast. The
crew Of two hundred and scvcnty-fivc
were saved.
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CANNOT LEAVE ENGLAND.
Government Stops Young Men Who
Are Leaving Country.

London, Nov. 6.-While five hun
dred young mon were trying to secure
passage to New York to escape mill
tary service the Cunard line posted a
notice that IL would not issue passage
to any British subjects of military
age. Hereafter a government permit
to leave the country will be required.
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ARMY PLOT DISCOVERED.
Army Officers Attempt Coup to Force
Greece into War

Geneva, Nov. ca military plot
against the government has been dis
covered in Greece. Army officers at
tempted coup which would force the
country into war on the side of the
Allies. Many arrests have been made.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1915-11-10
CONSTANTINE AN AUTocRAr

King Of Greece Win Dissolve Parlia-
nonS and Rule Througil Unpopular
Cabinet.
Paris. Nov. 5.-King Constantine of
Greece has decided to retain the
zaimis cabinet and dissolve parlia-
ment, according to a news dispatch
from Athens.
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Mutinccr Killed.

washington, Nov. 8.-TOm Brown,
a White man, native of Florida, was
killed in a mutiny of the crew of the
schooner Mary Pendleton,
off the Azores.
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west Of Dvinsk failed. In the fighting
on the Strypa river the Teutons cap
tured fifty Russian officers and six
thousand men.
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BULGARS CAPTURE NISH.
Road Now Open for Germans From
Berlin to COnstantinUplc.

Berlin to COnstantinUplc.
Sofia, Nov. Cit is officially an
nounced that the Bulgarians have cap
tured Nish. This gives the Germans
clear railroad route from Berlin to
The official announce
ment merely stated "a Bulgarian di-
vision has entered Nish."
1t is expected that munitions from
Germany to Turkey will be rolling
through within % hours. Kaiser Will
hclm and King Ferdinand have ar
ranged for triumphal meeting on
Serbian soil
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RUSSIAN DEFEAT AT sTRIPA.
Driven Across River In Galicia by
Gcf.mans

Berlin. Nov. 5.-The Austro- Ger
mans have driven the Russians back
across the stripa river in eastern Gal
icia. according to the Tageblatts cor
respondent at the front. Heavy fight
ing Is In progress around Tarnopo.
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FRENCH REPULSED BY BULGARS.
Sofia Has Report of Capture of Three
ImpOrtant Serbian Towns.

Sofia, Nov. 6.-The French trooDs
that invaded Bulgaria have been re-
pulsed south of Strumnitz, according
to tho official statement the Bulgars
have captured Cerenik, Planina and
Cratrava.
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FORGED AMERICAN PASSPORTS
German Reply Tells How The Splc,
Obtained American PanCrs

washington, Nov. S.-Thc German
reply explains how their spies secured
American passports, but denies that
they were manufactured by the Ger
man authorities.
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are believed to be insufficient for more
than a weeks campaign.
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The GaZakUni sailed from New York
october for Oran, Algeria, and ar
rived at Gibraltar October 23.
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DEPUTIES SOON END TERM.
'cnizcios and Followers Expected to
Approve Solution as Election Would
be Uncertain.

approve SOiutiCn as Election Would
be Uncertain.
Athens, Nov. (via London) 1t
IS peheved in political circles that the
chamber of deputies probably will be
prorogued in ten days, as it then will
nave sat for the final term of three
months. M. Venizelos and his fol-
lowers are expected to approve this
solution of the problem, which makes
lt possible to avoid dissolution and
elections, the result of which would
be uncertain, owing to the pressure
which would be eXerted bv the gov
ernment and the pro-Gcrman propa-
ganda.
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PLOT IN BULGARIA.
Conspiracy to Assassinatc King Fer
dlnand ami Premier RadOsIayoT.

Lausanne. Nov. CA plot To assas-
sin0te King Ferdinand AMI Premier
1;adOslavOm or bulgaria has been dis
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covered. according TO a Bucharest
dispatch. Several of the suspects have
been arrested.
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GERMANS REPORT VICTORIES.
From All Quartrs News is Favorable
TO German Arms.

Berlin. Nov. 5.-The capture of u
French trench northeast of Lesmenil,
the repulse of force of Russians, as
saults west OF Dvinsk and the COLI
unuation OF the advance in Serbia are
officially reported. The French were
deciBively defeated by the Bulgars
northeast of Prilep.
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there will appear Friday night at the Majestic Theatre
five beautiful views of the Home Union Printers
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ssRD COLLEGE COMMENCEMENT

Gettysburg. Pa. May S1.-June to
3. the eighty-third annual commence
ment of Gettysburg college will be
held,
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MOMen tss!s SsS nreRGS Is
Little Mary's Essay

fools get in life, and that the less
people have to be vain about the
vainer they are.
My mother says that you never see
Miss Juliet, who is 20 years old, and
a peach. peeking in every mirror that
she passes, nor do you hear her talk
ing about her looks, but that Mrs
Simpkins, who is fat and dumpy, and
who has got face that is homely
enough to stop the clock. can't get by
show window without stopping and
rubbering at herself, and that she is
always talking about her lines"
And my mother says that you
needn't waste any sympathy on
women who are old and ugly, because
they are always the ones whose vanity
makes them think that they are heart
smashers, and that the only reason
that they don't break up homes is be-
cause they are too noble and too good
to do it.
And my father says that is true. and
it's the same way about men, and that
the men who are all chesty and swell
headed are the ones who wear a four
teen-inch collar, and have teaspoon
full of brains.
My father says that any fifteen
dollar-a-week clerk can tell you how
TO make a million dollars, but that
Mr.. Rockefeller hasn't got a tip to
give on the subject, and that the only
people who know how to run the
country are the ones who can't run a
corner newsstand.
People do not love those who are
vain, but it does not matter for they
love themselves enough for two.
When l am grown, l am going to be
very vain, and l shall have a beauti-
full time admiring myself and listen
ing to myself talk.