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La Junta tribune., 1915-04-24
CHILL
BY
JOHN c. O'LEARY

Julius Caesar was his own histori-
an. No wonder he is such . famous
man.
We are novices in the preparation
Of chill. Perhaps our cooking will
improve.
General Offensive seems TO be In
command In the western theatsr OF
hostilities." as the official bureau
would write II.
The man who was placed in the
Pueblo insane asylum because he
had broken ankles was able to make
quite = kick after all
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The legend. I'VE want men. =
hangs on every corner in Londan.---
News item. We could use few our
selves In our political parties.
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II happened In Boston.
"Oh. my child. how did you fall!''
VERTICALLY. mother dear" she re-
sponded. without hesitation.
Hughey Jennings gets by In Tit
tie old New York" II seems strange
that Billy Sunday cannot get an en-
gagement. He has lots OF pepperino.
too.
II the master mechanic OF the San
u Fee cannot understand why his
engines do not hold out longer. We
venture the suggestion that perhaps
they smoke too much.
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A little girl who had visited DR..
Marquardts office earlier In the
day. was heard to complete her ev-
eninE's prayer thus: And forgive
US our debts as We forgive our den-
lists
swink restaurant keeper following
dissatisfied patron TO the door: You
see am trying to get a better sys-
TEN into my meals"
Patron-'I would much prefer to
have a better meal In my system"
Here lies the body Of Louis Swoboda.
lie died from drinking phosphate Of
soda.
The reason he's gone to his heavenly
rest.
lie would not walt until Il effervese.
ed.
BOY swallowed = nickel yester-
day.
Neishbor-were your folks fris1t.
ened!
Boy-Father vas the worst OF all.
He thought Il vas q five dollar gold
piece.
As outraged public opinion In var
ious parts Of the world takes definite
shape. some outlaw nations must
now begin 10 understand What the
authors Of the Declaration Of Inde.
pendence had In mind when they
wrote Of decent respect 10 the
opinions Of mankind"
Many. nowadays. since germs are
the rage.
Never fall 10 look for bacterio on
every page.
We can assure these that one here
abide.
because our lives are disiasscted
with formaidehyde.
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The time has passed when q
whisky soaked red nose may b
looked upon ~ the badge Of dsmoc-
racy." said Senator John T. Clarksoa
Of Iowa. last week. Another prcce.
dent smashed. May We expect "a
hear such challenges ~ this In ~
nsat campaign! "weii. gsasismea,
my nose 10 In the RAG"
~
The purple hase 10 now on dlsplay
over the range. rhe meadow lark
are msado~laskins and the sDsia0
virus IL ssttins iato The system
Believe caa feel . poem conial
on.
O. spsiss. o spsiss. o. bsautiful
sestas!
O. spssas. o. spsiag. O. spsias!
Mary had . litile waist
whsse astuss nsas q GROW.
And svssyuhses ~ fasAloa veat
Ths waist vas surs 70 eo.-Msu
vosk Ti0ss.
Nasy hsl . little laab
lt's fleece vas white - ooow.
La Junta tribune., 1915-04-24
Farm Horses

ing 10 Be . man who does much Of his work sitting
on . seat besde push button or . lever He
thinks In spite Of the already tremendous advance
In agricultural methods during the past twenty
years there will b further progress and more es-
pscially along the line OF machinery to take the
place OF the horse. Now this may be true and his
prediction will likely be realized TO great extent.
but nevertheless there 10 sure to be demand for
GOOD FARM HORSES long the present gen.
eration OF farmers are In business. We have al
ways advised farmer customers to raise good
horses-the largest and purest. They should
stick to one breed. half Percheron and half Bel
gian IL not worth rs much straight Percheron
straight Belgian. This Is the way to raise
heavy draft horses. and by taking care OF your
and colts. Already the Arkansas Valley
and the Holbrook Valley particularly is known for
Its good horses. We have here the ideal condi-
lions for raising the best horses in the world. not
excepting France aud Belgium. Talk about op-
portunities occasioned by the European war! Here
Is opportunity worth considering. There is no
reason why some live Arkansas Valley farmer or
ment which viii In time transfer the center OF the
great horse breeding strains like the Percheron
and Belgian to America--to Colorado--to Otero
county. When you look around for prosperous
farmer you always find 4 man who has big. fine
horses on his place and gives much care to their
comfort and rearing-more sometimes-than he
does to his family. Otero county has some farmers
Of this kind already. but there is room for many
more. Let Us all wake up and at least get enough
"horse sense 10 breed nothing but the best. then
with all other factors In favor will r.
val any locality In the world In raising good horses.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
Kugel Gives His
Ideas About Who
Detective Should Be

Superintendent Kugel Of the police de-
partment has received so many written
and personal application for positions ss
patromen and detectives that he has
ordered for his office door sign which
will read:
I'VE won't talk police appointments
until January l."
The superintendent states he has 500
applications on file now. The idea seems
to have spread that he will appiont
lot of new policemen the first OF ythe
year.
Most OF the applicants want TO be
detectives, did not realize that the
detective market was so steady" said Mr.
Kugel 3 cCc
The superfntendent's idea OF a real de-
tective is that OF man who cam detect
and apprehend criminal from descrip-
tons or actions. He says detective
should have efficient sight and hearing
and brains
HE should be able to thinki". added
the police superintendent
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
mo MORE ROOM IN
MURDERERS' ROW
Capacity Of County Jail for Holding
Big Game Hunters in Separate
Cells Exhausted.
MIGHT NEED ROOM FOR ELEVEN

The Douglas county jail is in the
process of becoming a home for re-
tired murderers, OF at least for gem
tlemen of uncertain occupation who
are accused of the biggest Of big
game shooting.
When Leo Angus, the latest addi-
tion to the murderers' colony in
Omaha, arrives at the county Jail he
will be assigned to the last remain
ing solitary cell. What will be done
with such others as may be so un-
fortunate as to fall into the hands Of
the law is problematical There
will be no room for them, since a
murderer can hardly be kept In the
bull pen" with common thieves.
The architect who planned the court
house provided only four separate cells
suitable for holding murderers. His lack
Of foresight concerning the future needs
of Omaha is now being revealed to public
view.
Murderers' Row in County Jail.
'Murderers' row" in the county Jail now
contains three who are detained there
pending certain formalities before judges
and Juries. They are the following:
Arthur Hauser, accused of the murder
of w, II. Smith, WoodmeT of the World
cashier.
Reilly NJ. Smith. who shot to death Mrs.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
the VALUE OF TRUTH

Truth in business is just tasimportant
as truth in everyday life; truth creates
confidence, establishes goodwill and
builds a reliability that will not be
wrecked by the storms of competition.
Through three generations people
have learned to place reliance on the
advertised words of SCOTS Emulsion,
because they are untarnished, unex-
aggerated truisms about a household
remedy Of real and actual worth.
The popularity of SCOTS Emulsion
is increasing as intelligence advances,
because in these days of adulterations
Il continues toguarantee pure cod liver oil
incidentally perfected with glycerine and
hypophosphites to build strength, i'm
prove the blood and strengthen the lungs.
ltis free from alcohol or opiates-a whole
some food-tonic, trlithfuliy advertised.
Scott h Bovine. Bloomfield. Nj. iS-2d
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11

Frances Campbell
Arthur Montgomery. negro, confessed
slayer OF his wife.
Leo Angus will complete the quartet
which will be housed in solitary cells.
Frank Mclaughlin. who is charged with
kelling Joseph Byrne Of South Omaha.
is at liberty under bail.
But these names by no means complete
the list OF Omaha murderers. There are
many others. who have not been captured
or even suspected, There are also sew
eral cases which. II is suspected. arc
murders. but in which sufficient evi-
dence to prove such statement is lack
ing.
Other murderers are:
The murderer OF Ada Swanson, who
ever he is.
The murderer OF Cecil d. Campbell
whoever he is
The automobile driver who killed VII.
liam Haueisen, whoever he is
The murderer of James Nancy, whoever
he Is.
The, murderer who left body in a els
tern last year.
The murderer in the Rapp-schroeder
case.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
Will Not Even Be
Permitted to Be
Snow ShOvelerS

Burnel Smith and Malvern Leonard,
after tasting the sweets OF freedom Tor a
season, have again fallen into the heavy
clutch OF the law.
Their adventures started April rs, i91t
when they were arrested In Lincoln
chsrEed with taking. stealing and carry
ing away certain reyolvers, the property
Of tho United States OF America. on
May ~ they pleaded guilty and were sem
tenoed to one year each In the county
iail at Hastings
SO good were they that they were
trusted TO NOV the lawn around tho jail,
and on september - they disappeared
from the lawn without leaving any ad-
dresses for forwarding mail
On October OF this year Smith came
hack and gave himself up. Just two
months later the sheriff at Auburn
grabbed Leonard and slOO reward. Both
are now back In Jail st HASTINGS minus
all their good time allowance and without
the privilege OF moving lawns or shovel
ins snow.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11

WASHINGTON. Dec. 1.-THE Womens
Christian Temperance union was as
sembling it's forces here today to lay
plans for the fight 70 push temperance
legislation through the present congress.
Leaders from all over the country will
participate IN a big mass meeting at
Polls theater tomorrow afternoon. at
which speakers will outline the work.
Mrs. Mary Harris Armor OF Georgia,
national organizer, will be one OF the
principal speakers. Others will be Miss
Anna Adams Gordon, national president
of the womens Christian Temperance
union: Mrs Sarah II. Hoge. president Of
the Virginia branch OF the union. and
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
G. ]. Ernst Says He
Signed Warrants
in Plenty of Time

c. j. Ernst. president Of the Board OF
Education, takes exceptions TO rumor
that he is in need OF an alarm clock or
that an alleged delay OF distributing
teachers pay warrants was due to his
failure to arise on a certain morning at
an early hour.
On the contrary. he AYERS he was up
at six (0 o'clock a. m. and addressed
himself to the work OF signing the war
rants until the work had been completed.
II there was any delay he maintains
It should be charged 20 a school official
on the fifth floor OF the city hall
In view OF this explanation Il is be-
lieved the teachers will reconsider their
proposed alarm clock presentation to the
president OF the School board.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
PHOTO OF NEW ELECTRIC
LOCOMOTIVE IS SHOWN

A large picture of the Milwaukee's new
electric locomotive for mountain work
has arrived and been placed In the roads
office window on Farnam street. The
new engiue Is said 20 be the .mightiest
electric locomotive in the world 1t will
be used on the newly completed electri-
fled line Of the road through the Rocky
mountains in Montana on the way to
puget Sound. The monster is 1l2 feet
long, weighs 2s4 tons. takes voltage of
5000, is OF 5000 horsepower and has eight
direct current motors and eight driving
aolles
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
MAKE MOVE TO REPLACE
THE BIG WELCOME ARCH

At 4 meeting o: Charles f. Mander.
son camp, Sons OF Veterans Thursday
evening in the court house building. all
officers who have served the last year
were reelected. Commander A. /.
Creigh caught the spirit OF the occasion
by retaining all OF the appontve In
cumbents. Judge Lee Estelle offered a
short patriotic address, which was APP
preciated. Captain c. Il. Adams Of U.
s. Grant post. Grand Army Of the Re
public, asked for corporation In erecting
a $4,000 memorial to replace the well
come arch at Eishteenth and Fsrnam
streets
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
Dr., Wyche Of Story
Telling Fame Will
Be Here Over Sunday

DR. Richard wyche. president Of the
National Story Tellers' league, who told
stories TO a large audience at the Hotel
Fontenelle Thursday afternoon, will re
main in the city over Sunday. Sunday
afternoon he viii tell Bible stories at the
Young women's Christian association
vesper services.
Dr. wyche will be entertained in
formally by a number OF hostesses dur
ing his stay . dinner being planned for
him by Miss Mary Krebs OF the local
wyche story Tellers' league. and satur-
day Or wyche will himself give .
ested In story telling.
luncheon for some Omaha women inter-
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
Recommended for Croup.

Coughs, colds. Group. hoarseness. in
famed throat, bronchial troubles or sore
chest are relieved by Foley's Honey and
Tar. which opens stopped air passages.
soothes and heals inflamed surfaces. and
restores normal breathing. w. C. Allen.
Boseley, Mo-. says: Il have raised a
family OF four children and used Foley's
Honey and Tar with all OF them. l find
Il the best cough and Group. medicine /
ever used. used II for eight or ten
years and can recommend it for Group"
Sold everywhere.-Advertis
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
Kugel Complains
of Parole System

city Commissioner Kugel believes more
care should be exercised in the use OF
the parole privilege.
He contends 1t is not fair to the public
nor the police department to release a
lot of criminals and then expect the
police TO be responsible for their actions.
Mr.. Kugel does not want TO be under
stood as condemning the parole system
altogether, but he insists that abuses
should be abated.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
Wedding Announcement.

The marriage of Miss Josephine VIII
liams to DR.. William p. Haney was
soemized Thursday afternoon at the par
sonage by the Rev. Dr. jerks. DR..
Haney. who is wen remembered in
Omaha as the son Of the late Mr.. Ed
Haney, was for ten years chief surgeon
at Cananea. Mexico. but is at present
residing In Chicago.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11

Personal Mention.

Mrs. A. @. Stokes, who Is in Spokane,
Wash. visiting her sister, Mrs. j. ].
Marischal is expected to return home for
the holidays.
Mrs. S. ]. Waller Of San Francisco ar
rived Wednesday evening to be the guest
Of her sister, Mrs. S. j. Leon, and other
members of the family. Mrs. Waller was
formerly Miss Sadie Marowitz.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
Today's Events.

Mrs. C. s. Montgomery entertained ten
guests az luncheon at the Yuletide Tea
room this afternoon
The sixty-six club gives its dance this
evening at Chambers' academy,
The Rajah club dance viii be at Tur-
pins school this evening.
Mrs. w. O Ramsey entertained the
New Friday Bridge-Luneheon club this
afternoon at her home.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11

Continued From Page F'ourteen.)
Knode, Mrs Luther Kountze and Mrs
Joseph Barker.
Tatted HRndkerchtefs.
Mrs Frank Benbow, AIRS, Rodman
Brown. Mrs. c. II. Yates. Mrs. w. T.
Tryons and Mrs. c. Tompsett are in
charge Of the sale for the Church of the
Good Shepherd. Machine bags, GRO
cheted towels. handkerchiefs with tatted
edges. embroidered articles and lace
doilies are included in the display. Miss
Alice Fry is in charge of the candy
sale for this church.
The Omaha Theosophical society has a
most inviting display of eatables. Pas
tries. candies. sandwiches and other
good things have been prepared by the
women. Attractive shopping bags and
pictures are a feature of their exhibit.
Hand-painted china. dainty aprons,
lace doiies and rag carpets are just a
few of the things that the women OF
the Grace Lutheran church have placed
on sale. Mrs c. p. Smith, Mrs. c. N.
gwihart, Mrs. Sackett and Mrs. Coff-
man are conducting this sale.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
Drama Study Glass.

The Drama class met this morning With
Mrs. Osgood Eastman under the diree-
ton of Miss Kate McHugh. The mem
bers are:
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
BIG QUANTITY OF SUGAR
AND COFFEE is STOLEN

Thieves bent on having a warm cup OF
coffee broke into the warehouse OF the
b. Reinschreiber Grocery company at
ToS Georgia avenue and stole 800 pounds
OF coffee and 1000 pounds OF sugar.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
Handkerchiefs

IldIlUkEFCHIGIS
baskets
or hems or ar white,
15c
fancy Handkerchief 25(, kOG nd
Handkerchiefs a soc 7sI1t 81 90
Handkerchief Roc Neach
n
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
The Exclusive Trade

AAO A@1ASASAOAVO AtANAO
men made from "Houdo is soft satny fabric which
like We made plain
the asdous to S12.O0-being bought frequently
Christmas gifts
or
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11

ishing dolls clothing Among the mem
bers are:
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
Dining Room Table Covers

French Moquete square
15 OFF.
at u former prices
We haven't said anything silk
lace trimmedSilk Hose w
tothe business
don't wait Might
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11

A Tor sale" al win vrrn secondhand
furniture into cash.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11

Dolls and Trinkets for the Wee
Willie Winkies-C Certainly
Laborng laborng Lowell would say(and those
who labor don't much) would respectfully d
Cobh
(Which is the Bath Robes Lounging ditto
Rain
desk smoking ETC. We peaceful delegation Saturday
You invited.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11

Some great writer May there after ALL be possible
ambiguity in truth"
Never Intentionally
a
special lot of All Silk Moire Taffeta Rbbonsmany
which will PER YARD Values safely
35c. We might still be within the boundary.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
We are doing a land office business at our
Stationery Section


at zoe box
We variety fancy
Special
tcular
An almost endless OF Cads-Raphae
HoyPoinseta other decorations All
EndsFiguTesmany
Saturday morning the best time trade Your
exclusive Christmas
From the regions above special suggestions Those
third
you direct this section.
price from $3.50 TO S25.OO
&5S0 to
various
90 to M
each These right library ~OO"
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11

Mrs. Ella A. Boule Of New York vice
president-at-large OF the union.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
SOCIETY GIRLS
SELLING CANDY

Continued From Page Fourteen,
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11
Brass and Fancy Goods

Bubble! Bubble Toll and Troublel! The old
witch says in Macbeth and wags the world When
You think everything is going to go swimmngly the
lake freezes over or the bottom drops out We were
delighted with our MADE-T0- ORDER BUSINESS
when the cutter jumped the track and up
against the real thing. Wheels oiled again--new
expert on the job. Saturday we again take orders
$500 FOR THE MAKING. Have yours made while
the making is good
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-11

Knode, Mrs Luther Kountze and Mrs
Joseph Barker.
The Southern herald., 1915-08-20

Do not feel young fellow that
you have a hard time? Your
hours are long. Your task is hard
and the wages small. The contents
OF your weekly pay envelope will
scarcely carry you over the week.
Sometimes you must wear patched
trousers or a irayed coat, Your
employer expects a great deal from
you. Other fellows dress well and
always have money, They have
coddHng fathers and mothers while
you toll six days a weak tomake a
living. Never mind, young man,
You are ahead Of the boy who has
every luxury at home. You are
getting experience that he must
get somehow later on. Because
s )oner or later he must fight the
real battle OF life himself, Anc
/ you have the adyantage,-Ex.
The Southern herald., 1915-08-20
ChanCery Notice.
State of Mississippi

Otdl6 VI MlooIoSlppIi
To Willie Brabham, and all
Of the unknown heirs of F. c.
Brabham, formerly F. G. Eas'
ley) Defendants:
You are commanded to appear
before the Chancery Court Of the
county OF Amite in said State, on
the LIST. Monday Of September
1915 July term being prefer
mitted) to defend the suit in said
court of L. B. Burch for the par
tition Of the land described as s 4
OF S W 4 section "a, W Il Of I
W u of section 25, and n u Of th'
neH Of section 26, t, l. r. 6, o
Amite County, Mississippi.
Witness my hand this 1871
day Of July 1915.
G. NJ. Causey,
Chancery Clerk.
The Southern herald., 1915-08-20
Some Good Rules by Which
To Live

Work and keep on working, and
make every act count for some
thing igher and better. 1t leaves
a bully feel.
Save your money, and keep on
saving, and accumulating, until
you have enough Of this worlds
goods to see your comfortable thru
life. That, too, is some bully feel.
Be kind, and gentle, and coDsid
crate to the member Of youl
family. The knoledge that you
are making them happy will cause
you to feel even bullier than bully.
Give the little ones a smile and
pat when you meet them, and
their expressions of delight will he
the quintessence Of bully to you.
Be humane in your handling of
dumb brutes, for though they may
not talk with the tongue, their
eyes will speak the gratitude they
fell. And again you will expert
epce that bully feel.
Speak gently of you neighbor,
land forgive his faults. that he too,
may join you in the bully feel.
Spread the gospel Of loyalty tc
home and home people upon al
occasions and at all places, and the
satisfaction OF knowing It's a deec
well done will add spice to YOU
bull feel.
Lift up the fallen and assis
them to tread the path of a bette.
lie, and your deed OF human kind
ness will glorify your bully feel
Bully" is a mighty good wa,
to feel, and it is quite within tn
reach Of us all, for when a righ
mind and a clean will precede
deed that deed will be one of tn
bullest Of all,
The Southern herald., 1915-08-20
The Best Praying Investment

A man in another state was once
asked which Of his several invest
ments paid him the highest rate Of
interest, and he promptly replied
that it was the dollar he paid on
his subscription to the local paper.
Zone day l wanted to buy a
cow" he said, "and was intending
to make a trip of about fifteen
miles to get one | that knew
was for sale at a certain price.
But just before starting l happen.
ed to pick up the local paper and
noticed that a near by neighbor
was offering one Of the same breed
at a dollar less than the other one
He really sold it to me for 81 less
l saved a long thirty miles drive
and $4 in cash because l had paid
a dollar for the paper.
That was just one instance, but
as a matter of fact | saved botI
time and money in fifteen or TWEEN
ty different ways during the yeal
and all through reading the ads il
a paper that had cost me but q
dollar. | consider that dollar the
best investment ! ever made, and
/ am investing as regulrrfY as the
year rolls round, and always with
The most satisfactory results.
The Southern herald., 1915-08-20
Stung new Place.

A man and woman dropped in
to a small town and put up at the
best hotel. The next morning
they secured a rig each, and start
ed over the country asking the far
mers folks for a chicken for an
orphans home in St. Louis. Al
ter two days begging they sold the
chickens to a local produce man
for $50 and left town. There loot
included sevral cash donations.
A variation of the scheme is for
a man, wearing Some sort OF badge,
to call on the farmers under the
name of the Department of health
and demands to see his poultry.
After examination he condemns
twenty or thirty hens and tells the
farmer that they will have to G
killed because they are diseased.
He very kindly offers to take the
chickens and do the killing him,
self. If the farmer consents, the
man takes the chickens to the
nearest comission merchant anC
sells them. The scheme is beins
working all over the country. !
a man or woman calls on you witt
a demand that looks supicious
call up your local authorities anC
ask by what right they are asking
to inspect your stock or poultry
When you get the answer, turr
them over to the police lady.
The Southern herald., 1915-08-20
EStray Notice.

Strayed before A. G. Stratton,
J. P. by Scott Nunnery, one hef
fer, about 21l years old, Fawn
color, muley head. Appraised at
$16 by J. Ed. Smiley and LOnnie
Brumfeld, and will be sold 1st
Monday in September, 1915.
J. Scott Nunnery Affiant.
Sworn to and subscribed be-
fore me, this 4th day Of June 1915
by A. G. Stratton Acting Ranger