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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03

Ten Of them belong to the sO-Called
first line and eleven OF them belong to
the so-called second line. OF the first
liners two ships. to-wit: the Michigan
and the South Carolina are to be rele-
gated to the second line on March 3.
1918. The honest fact is that on March
4. 1915. We shall have Just eight first
class battleshps in full commission
Now where Is the common sense in
prating about our thirty-three battle
ships?
II any one tells you that our second
line OF battleships is formidable part
Of our defence just pin him down and
find out how he makes that fact out.
have heard a navy official testify that
the second line would be some use II
our first line was destroyed and the
other fellows first line was DESTROYED
as well. So would a police force OF
octogenarians be of service II police
men were not called upon to handle any
criminals under eighty years old.
In private most naval officers regard
our second liners as an admirable force
wherewlth to soothe the nerves OF the
timid in case Of war. PerchanCe for
that purpose they might be as useful as
the venerable culverins hastily installed
AT sundry places on the Atlantic coast
at the outbreak Of the Spanish war. II
would he cheaper, however, for Uncle
Continued on Eighth Paae
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03
OUR FIGHTING FORCES ARE
IN A RUT, SAYS GARDNER
r e pre- sc mt ative Tells
Some Truths About
the Navy and Points
Out Reasons Why We
Should Be Prepared
for War
~ Representative AUGUSTUS r.
GARDNER.

,THE rule is jam tomorrow and
IAN yestcrday--but never
lam to-day" said the White
Queen in Through the
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03

Continued on Eighth Page.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03
Night Dresses

VOW THE SECOND opens undmnshed with
before equaed Read this list
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10

hold, the bids are fashioned BY 4aa:-
gumnery Hswbuek, in . far city.
Flowery and long is the wedding ~
tice which the editor printeth- The
minister getteth 20 bones. rhs pssas
standeth the editor OF for q twelve
month subscription.
All flesh is grass and in time tie
wife is gathered iurc the silo. Tho e.
itor printeth death notice, two CO..
umns of obituary. three lodge notices,
cubit of poetry and card Of thanks.
And he forgetteth to read proof on the
head and the darned thing eometh out,
"Gone to Her Last Roasting Place. I"
And all that are akin to the de-
ceased jumpeth on the editor With eH-
eeeding great jumps. And they PaSeth
out their ads and oaneelleth their sab
scriptions and they swing the hammer
unto the third and fourth generations.
Canst thou beat itg7Sanford me
Tribune.
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
PROPERTIES WANTED

want some Glenwood Springs or
close in properties in partial exchange
for fruit ranches, stock ranches, hay
and potato ranches well located. Also
will list some good ranch property 70.
sale. l have inquiries for such prop
erty and q good chance to sell if prices
are right. Give full and accurate des-
cription, direction and distance from
nearest town. State what improve
ments are on the place and give your
lowest price and terms Of sale. If in
numbered state amount, rate Of inter
est and when due. If you will exchange
for other property, state the kind want
ed and your preference as to location.
Don't put q fictitious value on your
property if you want to sell.
A. J. DICKSON,
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
OLD QUESTION AalM
~ TO opGGO - l0eoaooYpvn
oasvsaso ssssGsI.
Not . sss~6 pssbasa - osssa. ~ \
10 Favset1o o. veooA olakAsms-
tieiaas-tsew - kasAssw,xao
u Aeevra>sly.

At what speed Asss . psDt - IL
circumfersacs of tAs AFiviaG vhssl q
a locomotive going It - sisas a hour
travelT Th1s u . vesy s-easat proA-
lem, but one that u onasaantly askoA
OF the sditsss q seieattae 0Agasinaa.
1t u Al easy DsoAasa % ssave. -
matter wha& - ths spssA q vhieA
the wheel h moving. All oas has to
know are the c1rcunfsrenes oe IL
wheel and the speed at which II =
moving forward. The curve described
by any point on the circunfereaee oe
such q wheel u called . eycIoiA. In
the accompanying Aiagrsa the cyclolA
A Al Al 10 the curve over which Q
point ON the circle travels while tie
circle makes one revolution. Ths
wheel touches tAs rail at one p0int-
A In No. l. When It has naAs oas-Aalf
revolution the wheel has progressed to
No. 2. and the point A h now risen to
Al at the top instead OF st the bottom.
When 1t has complsted it, revolution
the wheel has reached No. ; and A u
at AZ back ct the bottom again.
Now. II We know the circumferencs
of a wheel We know how far 1t travels
in one revolution. II TIE diameter Of
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
KEEP THE KIDNEYS WELL
Eealth is Worth Saving, and Some
Glenwood Springs People Know
How to Save Il.

Many Glenwood Springs people take
their lives in their own hands by me-
glecting the kidneys when they know
these organs need help. Weak kidneys
are responsible for vast amount of
suffering and i'll health, but there is no
need to suffer nor to remain in danger.
Use Doan's Kidney Pills-a remedy
that has helped thousands of kidney
sufferers
The following statement leaves no
ground for doubt.
Mrs. Michael Keller. 53l Pitkin Ave-.
Grand Junction, Colo, says: &" A mis-.
step, little jar or a sudden turn,
caused me to suffer acutely from pain
across the small of my back and in my
hips. If took cold, it settled on my
kidneys and made me q great deal
worse. was told that the trouble was
caused by weak kidneys and 1 believe
it wss due to the impure drinking
water here. Less than one box of
Doan's Kidney Pills drove away the
pains, and haven't suffered since"
Price Soc. at all dealers. Don t
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Keller had. Foster Milburn Co.,
Props., Buffalo, N. Y. \
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
soH QUEER IDRAS

Some business men Lave queer ideaA
about advertising. They have N id:a
that an advertisement must offer bse.
gain. If they have NO special cut price
to offer, they do not advertise. Depart
ment stores advertise cheap goods, aad
they are usually as cheap IS the price
indicates. Have you noted advertise
ments, of "Cream of Wheat fer in.
stance, that costs thousands Of dolls-s
for single insertion in the magazines! i!
See any bargain offer in it! But the
goods enables the maker to sell wheat
at ten dollars per bushel. Have you
noted any bargain offer in connection
with Pears soap, Postum, Castoria, or
Little Liver Pills! Yet the advsrtis-
ing made millionaires. And . year
without advertising would leave these
articles without a market. Advertising
quality and fitness for the season is -
usually more so, than cut
prices. Careful study of the methods
of those whose advertising has made
them millionaires would be profitable
Men who make advertising pay do not
have to be solicited. They seek public
ity. They bob up serenely with their
little ball of yarn, without being pokcd
into activity. And because it pays
West Slope.
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
A GOOD HOUSEHOLD sALvB

Ordinary ailments and injuries ars
not Of themselves serious, but infection
or low vitality may make them daaess-
GUS. Don't neglect q cut, sore, bssiss
or hurt because it's small. Blood Psl-
son has resulted from . pin prick q
scratch. For all such ailments Buck
len 3 Arnica Salve is excellent. 1t pro-
tects and heals the hurt; is antiseptie,
kills infection and prevents dangerous
complications. Good for all Skin Ben-
ishes, Pimples, Salt Rheum, Eeasae-
Get an original 2-ounce 25e bog frcN
your druggist.
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
JOYS OF THE EDITOR

Consider the editor. He weareth
amongst the mansions of the rich. His
wife hath her limousine and his first
born sporteth racing car that can hit
her up in 40 at.
Lo! All the people breaketh their
necks to hand him money A child IS
born unto the wife of merchant in
the bazaar. The physician getteth 10
golden plunks. The editor writeth a
stick and half and teleth the multi
tude that the child tippeth the beam at
nine pounds. Yea, ne heth even as a
centurian. And the proud father giveth
him a cremo.
Behold the young one groweth up
and graduateth. And the editor put
teth into his paper q swell notice. Yea,
a peach of notice. He telleth of the
wisdom of the young woman, and of
her exceeding comeliness. Like unto the
roses Of Sharon is she and her gown is
played up to beat the band. And the
dressmaker getteth two score and four
iron men. And the editor getteth =
note of thanks from the 8. G. G.
The daughter goeth on journey.
And the editor throweth himself on the
story of the farewell party. It run
meth a column solid. And the fair one
remembereth him from afar with q pic
ture postal card that costeth six for a
jitney.
Behold, she returneth and the youth
of the city fall down and worship. She
pickett one and 10, she pickett lemon.
But the editor calleth him one Of our
most promising young men and getteth
away with it. And they send unto
him . bid to the wedding feast and be-
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10

In every part Of the state enterprises
are being inaugurAted- The Gunnisou
tunnel is the realization of one Of our
irrigation dreams.
Would you know the golden magic Of
water, 20 into the Uneompahgre valley
and try to buy some of the land eoy-
fore it started could have been bought
for ti.25 An acre; 800 is the minimum
price for that land today. Naturally
such magnificent opportunity has lie
veiOped the avariee and the energy OF
the promoter. Many of them have
schemes Of merit; some have more
water in their stock than in their res
ervo;rs. Some 90 cur dry land Prom -
crs necs rai, makers ,a.''e thau settle.
In some offerings tieIc is not moisture
enough to rust rin whistle.
Colorado is the land of opportunir.s.
A new dispensation of irrigation is
coming to her Her soil holds the rica-
ness of ten thousand fallow years, but
with all her pOtentialities she cannot
fill granaries from aridity. Even here
the crops that can be raised with phan-
tom water will prove to be ghostly
harvests. We need not caution pros
pective settlers against waterless lakes
and rivers, as they will investigate be-
fore buying; but We do need to utter
caution against condemning all because
one may be visionary and speculative.
After Christ there came many bogus
saviors and false prophets. To be
skeptical and refuse to investigate is
to throw away golden opportunities.
What irrigated land can do is demon
strated in Japan, where fifty million
irrigated acres contribute to the sup
port Of fifty million people. Egypt has
twelve million acres under cultivation
upos which twelve million people sub
sist. Colorado has . better climate
than either and richer soil than Japan.
The same ratio would make Colors 10
competent to support many millions OF
people. We have no desire, however,
to emulate Japanese or Egyptian civil
zation, or to accept their standards Of
life. Our conception and measure of
human need and requirement are higher
and more generous than ever touched
the ability, hope or ambition of the
Orientals. We are . free people in
new land and predict that in Colorado
will be developed the typical American
the ideal citizen Of the world.
The proper conservation and devel-
opment of our water and other'resources
will be ample to support in plenty,
comfort and satisfaction at least five
million Of Americans. Those who read
and need . better home we invite to
come and be . part of those happy and
prosperous millions. We have a vel
come for every landless man who wants
few acres and q home of his own.
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
wssssa CEN "a s-s.sh n..s,.

Weo1oN cseo ~ OeoAeh Res>s.
There viii - wooden cars Is .years
from BOW. bst not o. he big trunk
lines. They Win b rslsgatsl to tAs
branch roaAs ost IN tie wsst, vhees
eaey ooa eeatiaoe 70 % ssevios. TAe
SAsef valus oe stsss ears = II tAsir ne.
PROOF qualities"
The total number OF PASSENGER oals
tn the United States ON December 81
last was 57.4ss. Of which 4s,S3s were
Of wood. 7.17l Of steel and 3.1ss bsilt
with steel underfr1mes.
The report Of . COMMITTEES, which
was printed in fall In the Iron Age Ca
setts. showed that the total number Of
stsel paflor. sleeping and dining cars
in this country was 1.707. while 33S
had steel underframes and 6.s64 were
Of wood. OF the postal cars in opera
tion $40 were Of steel. 20s of steel un-
dsrframes and $50 Of wood.
OF the day coaches 3.S01 were Of
stesi. 1.S13 had steel underframes and
1854 were Of wood.
Dividing the railroads Of the coun.
tFy into three sections. the committee
found that New England roads n
1919 had only 81 steel cars. III with
steel underframes and 6.46s Of wood.
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10

0sees< cat costs Tsalnmaa his Job.
PETER Houseman has lost his Job -
engineer on the Illinois Terminal rail-
road because . black cat sped across
the track in front Of the train. There
Was no chance OF the cat being hit.
ba4 Houseman reversed. put on the
aifbeake and made q sudden stop.
Whsa the surprised train crew and
pasoengers looked from the windows
b AaA out the trouble they saw the
saginssr throwing snowballs at an
oosso hedge tree, wherein was perchsd
De black cat.
what are you doing!" inquired The
eoaAuctoe.
'.This blamed cat ran ACROSS the
track end I've got to chase It baca
across again to break the SPELL" ~
tarAol Houseman, ~ he gathered frssA
smmunitioa.
Soon he dfslodged the cat which
Led hack across the track. A com
Many olacial was on the train. House
nan promptly got = pink envelope
stating his services were 10 longer
neeood.-New York World.
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
A LIBERAL OFFER

The undersigned druggist is author
lied by the American Drug & Press
Association, of which he is a member,
to guarantee Meritol Hair Tonic to
give satisfaction or the purchase price
will be refunded. This indicates the
confidence they have in this prepsr /
ton. Prices soc and $l.0o. Glenwool
Pharmacy, local agency.
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
THE GLENWOOD POST
1nza run Piles

Williams' Indian Pile Ointment win
cure Blind, Bleeding and Itching Piles.
It absoEbs the tumors, sllays itching at
once, acting - . poultiee, gives instant
relief. Williams Indian Pile Oiltnsnt
is prepared fer piles and itching Il The
private psrts. Sold BY druggists, nail
500 aal 11.oo. Wflliaas' NfR. c..
psspfistsss, Csvslasl, OAis.
Fer sals By ". .. Parkissa, druggist
and PAasoasisG
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
MOST oz11osu HAw WORMS

And neither parent nor child kAovs
1t, yet it explaiss why your ehiA Il
nervous, pale, feveriih, backward. Of
ten children have Thousands Of worms.
Think Of how dangerous thi sis 70 ysar
child. Don't take any risk. Get An
original 25c box Of Kickapoo Worn
Killer, = candy lozenge. Kiekapoe
Worm Killer will positively kill ed re-
move the worms: Believes Constipation,
regulates Stomach and Bowels. Your
child will grow and leafn 70 much bet
ter. Get box today.
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10

the wheel - six fsst IL circumstances
is By 3.l]lS (aSproxinatsly), o.
1s.s4SS fssG Therefore for evesy rsvo.
luton 1t makes Il txnvsls Toward
1s.s4ss test II II y moving forward
at so miles IN hosr, Q nile Q ninuts,
We have bat 70 liviAs $50. he nun-
Der Of Ssst II . nile. by ls.slss to
know how many rsvoluttnos tie WHEEL
makes h . ninuteI We and this 70 -
2s0.13 (ap1eo9taats1y).
A cycios1 curve = eight tinss ths
radius Of tAs gsaseatiAg circle. In this
case. thea. whsfs tie radius b tAros
feet, . POINT o. ~ eaFcaafsrsses oe
the wheel travels ~ test svsey tiDs
the wheel rsvolvss- In . ninuts Il
will have Travelled (3se.l3 by NJ
67z3.Ss fsst.
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
aLElrwooD PROPERTY 10 TRADE

Parties having Gaffield county
ranches to dispose Of who will take as
payment desirable Glenwood property,
will do well to make their wants known
to me Is I have . few trades Of that
kind in view. A. J. DICKSON.
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
Ho1 NI.1

Six room house in good eenditsea and
tour lets n god resiasnes portion sf
Glsnwssa Splendid location Tor 4
nsnAss e cottages. OwDse WIn aahs
. essA price and Give sa4aalastssy
tssns - Psxt II aDsa.G Oan q ~
s3ies 6se psztisslsa.
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10

A lazy liver leads to chronic dyspeP-
sia and eonstipation,-weskens tie
whole system. Doan's Regulsts (1Se.
per boz, act mildly On the liver aad
bowels. At all drug stsees. 4
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
vsryins pssturss ouri.s s,sst

VoFyiN9 p0oturoe 0uFiNO 8toep.
Long legged birds. like stosks and
suI3s. sleep while resting only On one
-, Ducks generally sleep on opsn
vossr. And to avoid drifting shore
vnrai. and therefore Into tho danger
neps. they keep constantly padding
v1fh one foot. 20 that the body u A.
vsys circling round the chosen sleep
M area. The sloths sleep suspendsd
b. their fest. and the head tucked In
heewoea the forelegs. Tho no less re-
naskahle African pottos. or slowls-
nprs, assume \ similar pose, but they
skaaeA Themselves to Z vertical, In
$500 q . horizontal bough, 20 that
IL body rests with the head upward.
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
0IRNwooD r1oPn4Y YoR sAI1

Five lsts sad 4-Roon hsuss, city
water, shade and fruit trees. Just ths
place for garden and chickens. Csa
take $1,000 for this property and that
is just like finding 1t. For partisulsrs
sau at the Glenweod Post
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10

The nsrsAaat VIE advertises In his
hsos paper b . frisnd both = himself
and hi teW1.
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10

To feel strong, have good appe. +,
and digestion. sleep soundly and enioJ
life, use Burdock Blood Bitters, tn,
family system tonic. Price $1.o0 l
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
QlDGWooD 11awOW

eix-sooa 0lsawsod rssideses Oh enc
Of the bsst stsssts in ths city. This
is clsss-ia property aad . very dssifa-
bic lseatioa. City water a.d slsetsie
hghtA Owner might tzads for . ranch.
win be gid - slow this property II
yoa aee intersses1
A. J. DICKSON.
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
crseeses and oseaN

n = estimated By the Canadian au-
thorities that every year some 600. go
taaeafaph and telephone poles have to
- replaced beQeuse Of their decay.
= = estimated that creosots treat
psax would save upward a 3eo.0ee
o1se DG year.
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10

Itch! itehl Itehi-9eratchi scratchi
The more you scratch, the worse tho
itch. Try Doan's Ointment. FOR &C.
zema, any. skin itching. Soc. ,hox K
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
ron Ix0

100 acre ranch. Coed wasss right.
80 acres Alfalfa; 70 sefss g1ain lA.d;
balance pasture. Good dairy e seosk
ranch. Plenty Of spring water. Hssss
14x34. good sutbaildings. Address TAs
Post. 1-l3-t1
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10

For baby. Group, willie's daily eutA
and bruises. luna . sore throat, 0sans-
ma's 'lamenese,CDr. Thomas Els:.is
OIL the lou hold remedy. 4se sul
see. b
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10

oaS pap.s. sse ~ q ~ e0s>
The Glenwood post., 1915-07-10
RoR MIR

3-Asfse power gasoline engine, eAeaP.
". Z. ,eWICK,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1915-07-17
NOTICE 10 BIDDERs.

Notice 10 hereby given that the
parish school board will receive seal
led bids for the construction OF :
two-room building for the PILGRIM
Rest school to be built ACCORDING to
plans and specifications By C. v.
Quave, architect, and now on exhi-
bttion In the ONCE Of the parish sun
erintendent..
Notice IL also given that the board
Will receive sealed bids for 4 one
room addition to be made to the
Talisheek and Central schools, &C
cording to plans and specifications ~
Chas. Jenkins. and NOW on flle n the
once OF the superintendent Of
schools.
Nodee = given that building CON
mitcees ApDefAted by the eaid oer1ah
school board VIII 1aeet n t.. o1ce.
q the school hoard On Treeday
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1915-07-17

many setupe or just how much oil
and turpentine was used to fire these
buildings is matter of conjecture.
Investigators, however, report find
ing twelve separate and distinc set
ups and account for at least sixty
gallons of oil and turpentine. State
ments obtained and conditions found
warranted the Fire Marshal in charg-
ing Giacimina Sardino, the occupant,
with arson and affidavit was made in
First City Criminal Court. Upon his
being arraigned he was released on a
bond of $4,000, signed by the owner
of the building, his brother-in-law,
Sam Tridico.-News Bulletin, De-
partment of State Fire Marshal.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1915-07-17
CUMBERLAND TELEPHONE ~
{ TELEGRAPH COMPANY q
BOX s7& NEW ORLEANS LOUISIANA.


or his representative, shall be liable
to Immediate destruction and disnos-
q under the directions OF this hoard
). BE It further ordained. Thai
any person violating or interfering
with the execution Of any Of the nro.
Visions Of this ordinance shan he
isaDie 70 pay dn6 In the sum OF
ana not more than SIS, or to DO Inn
pns0ned TOR time not more than
~ days, or both, ct the pleasure Of
the court.
This ordinance to become opera
tive Ct once.
Adopted July 9Th, 1916
B. b. WARREN, \. D..
e ~. Proo10ont.
ADRIAN ,. aCHWA0TE
1oereeary.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1915-07-17
HEALTH ORDNANCE NO. u.

l. Be It ordained by the Munich
pal Board Of Health Of the town al
CovinEton. That any person who
shall bring or cause to be brought
from ony Of the country surround
Ing the corporate limits OF this town
any animal suffering or infected with
Charlton shall b deemed guilty Of a
mtSdemeanor.
:. To be further ordained that
NO animal infected with charbon
shall b permitted to remain within
the corposake limits Of the town for
~ purpose Whatsoever, and any ani-
nal - infected Or su1efing from
CHARLTON - allowed to romaatn. aftoe
neeaee y tbs Board @ tAo owner
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1915-07-17

On July 28th Annette Kellerman's
remarkable success in the Daugter
Of Neptune will be pictured. As the
character Of this performance is such
as to draw large crowds wherever it
is produced, it may be expected that
there will be standing room only, IL
all attend the last performance. It
will be mucn more comfortable to be
among the early corners.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1915-07-17

FOR SERVICE-Registe man,
moth Kentucky Jack, Fairbanks w.
no. 6O34. Terms: $500 down and
$500 when foal comes. e. Brunei,
1t blanche 4 Perbos' saloon. Coving-
ington, La. aulO-6mo
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1915-07-17

HELP WANTED-We want a
white person in every. town in this
State to distribute advertising matter
and secure names for mailing lists
We pay cash for this service. Your
money always ready when you do the
work and q good price too. II You
are interested in a Straightforward
proposition whereby you can make
good, write US quick. Send stamp
for reply. We have the work and
need you now-be prompt. NJ. &
Co.. Mena, Ark. jlu17-4t