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The Detroit times., 1915-10-21
Output to Be Increased
60 Per Cent, Says
McGregOr
LARGE ADDITIONS
ARE UNDER WAY
Factory Will Make
Many Parts Now
Bought Outside

Gordon NJ. McGreROr. lead OF the
Canadian Ford plant in Walkeryille
IN al interview gwen 10 The Times,
denies that Henry Ford .ublic ut.
terances and the depressing effect
Cf the European war on Canadian
trade viii result in any curtainment
Of tuc plants output for the coming
year Rather the output vii be
Increased at least 90 per cent says
Mr. McGregor.
Two large additions to the Walk
asyille plant tisse-spsp- gr~c- employ
incnt 10 about 70J extra men are
TOW being constructed anG will be
completed about Jan. /. On the
river front of the factory site, the
company Is building machine shop
7oi feet long and 45 feet wide. On
another piece OF land. part Of 80
acre tract that the company owns
in Nalkervillc. large foundry is be-
ing built The foundry. when com
ploted viii cost 100000.
"WitEout added equipment We will
GOV - .-' " hlNN' 'rN'lui l'hA - Nlltl
are now being imported or rurchas-
"a from Canadian firms" sail Mr..
MgGTccor.
we are now in the dull period
Of the year Lack of material Is
also hoi3ing us up temporarily. Dur
inc the c,i.ns factory year we an
ticipatc big increase ~ business.
To meet tcmards we are preparing
10 more than double our output"
The Canadian Ford plant accord
ing to figures compiled by the com
rany's sociological department, con
tributes directly and indirectly 10
the support Of 1866 people in
Walkerville Ford City. Windsor and
idja'oni territory. The automobile
factory PROPER employees l,730 and
the oGlce 100 persons The follow
ing companies make Ford parts:
American Auto Trim ming Co. EN-
nlOy ing l20; Canada Lamp a. Stamp
Co. -; Curtis Co. 40; Dominion
Stamping Co. 225: Diamond Manu-
featuring Co 81. Fisher Body Co.
2S5: Welsey Wheel o. 2Oi. and Wells
& Gray $50.
The total number Of persons en-
rloyed in the Ford and allied plants
is multiplied by Ave (ayerage fam
ilyl, 10 obtain the number of Ford
dependents across the river.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21
lnXestluate Death.

Coroner Rothscher and the police
are investigating the circumstances
surrounding tho death OF Joseph
Onerman. 6S years old, who was
taken TO the city receiving hospital
In an unconscious condition. Wed.
nesday night, and expired at 5:30
o'clock Thursday morning. There
were several scalp wounds on his
head. Two strange men who car.
ried him 10 Ns room Mt No. 500
Michisenave.. said he had fallen and
Injured himself In front OF No. 5
Church-st. No report Of the accident
vss made 70 the police.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21
SPIRTUALIS7IC WIFE DEALS
ONLY WITH THINGS MA TERIAL
IN HER ACTION FOR DIVORCE

As a domestic warrior, J. r.
Ward. druggist at No. 1043 Dubois
st, was bowling success, accord.
ing to testimony given in Judge
Hosmer's court. Wednesday after
noon. by Mrs. Ward. who is suing
for divorce. Among the various
articles OF the home which Ward
hurled AZ her, said tho wife. wcrc
"A platter OF beef. u scuttle OF coal.
a salt cellar. and a clothes pole.
In addition to having pitched these
things, Mrs. Ward said he threat.
ened 10 kill her with revolver on
one occasion and a butcher knife
on another. and whipped her with
a cat-o.ninetails. Then. said Mrs.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21
Men Drop at Rate of Ion
Per Second Under Ger
man Fire

BERLIN, (via Tuckerton Wireess) October 21.-T0
thousand English killed wounded in the rece
drive again the German front at Loos the Desche Tags
tung reported today.
They attacked said the newspaper in dense of e9
sections, aOrdng the spectacle of Napoleon in battle ~
since the days of modern and machine gums
rush said have been made with pontoons u
German moats and with cavalry to round up prisoners.
1t described having been made with "admirahl
bravery" but having been checked by German fire fro
which 100 feel per second"
1t denied that the British reached the Germ
trenches Thev artillery said to have been destroyed
German mortars. N
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21

Ward. hcr husband became penl-
tent for tho fourth or NTH time,
and wrote letter which began:
THE Blblc says that true love
endureth all things love you and
love our two children, You are
ono NJ the swollest women"
Ward suggested that his wife
meet him In the county clerks office
when he made his ncxt temporary
alimony payment. but Mrs. Ward
declined TO accept tho imitation. She
said she had abandoned three d.
vorce suits because her husband
promised 10 improve hts behavior
und failed TO do so.
Tho Ward divorce suit has been
In the court on various motions
toeaunuss % rass Twsa
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21
MARKET is
WATCHING
BALKANS
Trading Today Broad
and Irregular In
Tone
EXCHANGE is
ON TOBOGGAN
Uneasiness Manifested
Regarding European
Situation
. oPN rsGht. 1919, by the cN NorL
E,cnipV p"~f C0mpIp..'

{ oP, r.a,ht, 1919. by the 'cN Aurl
EVcninv r"~f ComnIr'.'
NEW YORK, Oct 2l-NOtwith.
standing very general mainto-
nance OF prices durins most Ct the
day. and despite a few OF the usual
spasmotic advances in the war IN.
luStrials," there was evidence to-
day thar the stock exchange vas
paying serious attention 20 the mill
tary situation in Serbia The news
was certainly far from reasSuriuc
10 the allies. combined with the
London cabinet crisis. il had nan
ifcst unsetiling influence, though
causing hesitation and irregular re-
action rather than "a general down.
ward movement
The market was very broad again
and net changes. iR great variety
of stocks irregular In the present
mood Of the stock exchange Il is
dimCult 20 say how even news OF
really sensational character from the
war front would be received The
most that could be said today was
that the market without actually
giving way. reflected prevalent
feeling oi nneasiness over the En-.
ropean positioa. There was a good
deal of confusion in the movement
OF prices at the close.
continued downward tendency
In foreign exchange brought stcr-
ling rntaa IN "a ,l--fhp lCYvpct
rate since Sept Is.
Merchandise exports from the
United states last month are shown
10 have surpassed all monthly proc
odents but one-that OF last Feb
ruary.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21

SautereIle. Water Warbler, Bot
Blossom and vachel Worth also ran
Second race. furlongx-EindeL
1o3 (Judy). $40. s%1 10 and yAees
won: Tale Bearer 100 (Meehanl,.
MARTINI, $3.50, third. Time. i:fb IL
Busy Edith. Flight Ella, September
Morn. Scallywag. welcor. Oaklands
Charmeuse and Dude also ran.
Third race, 11-te miles--FaRhef
Riley, los CfApaille). t4.5o. s.1e and
So. and $3.50 second; Grumpy. ~
tMorys), $3.50, third. Time. l.ta e-A
bonanza. Black Broom and pisiliu>
sion also ran.
Fourth race. furiongs--Hanovta.
TO- (Mott). teo 20 $500 and yS.1es
sstO. second: Prince Hermis, Ia
pooh. So 90, third. Time, l:f4 S-S.
Vogue and Grover Hughes also ranss
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21
LOSES MILLION ON
BETHLEHEM Steel.

PITTSBURGH, Pa. Oct 21.-HR-
rlanation OF tho sudden advance o.
Bethlehem Steel on the New York
change today was given this after.
noon when II was learned on excol'
lent authority that a former partner
Of Andrew Carnegie. and noto4
Pittsburgh millionaire. was canghk
10000 share short today and offoTeAi
as high as 5000 share at prfvato
sale. He lost million dollars.
prtsting--the plain neat ktnd--thao
o. richt--rtmcs job Dept-Mafu A00oA
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21
At I.ATONIA.
SERB RAIL WAY TWICE CUT:
SLAVS DEFEAT GERMANS

PARIS Oct 21-The Saonlka-Nish railroad has been CUT
the Bugarans in places and the Serbian army is IN ~
precarious situation according to agency dispatch re
ceved here today from Nish under Wednesdays date.
The have suffered reverse and lost sev4
era positions $500 prisoners and considerable equipment M
the Russians the Baranovchi region midway bewce1
noon. 81
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21
THE WEATHER

Detroit ana vicinity Thursday
ninht aud Friday, fairi Hight 60 mod
rrntr variable winds.
Iover Micbtrnni Fntr tonight and
Friday.
Upper Lakes Gentle To moderate
west winds. becoming varinbleJ fair
Thursday might and Friday.
Lower Inkr-i Moderate winds
mostly west and northwesti fntr on
Thursday night md Friday cooicr
tonight
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21
RAG ES
AT LAUREL.

Nolii. 1o7 twardj. $1,000, $500 and
tfs nsSle wGs $3.50 anG sSH g. sSnSad ssdCnd King In,
Tuscan. 10S Cooper. tll.2O third.
Time. l192-5. Semper Stalwart. Rose
Juliet, Costumer. Scottish knight. pr.
sullivan. Marigold Mrs. Jack. Don
ner and Mary Blackwood also ran.
Second race. selling, 6ts tluionEs---
Martin Casca. 107 Mink, 5000. tt.lo
and 81 40. won; EnVer bey, lIq (But-
welD, 1910 and $3.50 second; Nlly
Orme. liz (Burlingame). 40, third.
Time. l:i1a-6. Devil Fish. Jim l..
Manson, Batwa, Laura, MuZRnti, Lou
Ianier. Nathan r.. Hectograph. Kay
deroseros and Carl also ran.
Third race. selling, 5is turlongs--
Borax. lO7 tCooper), $3.50, 81 30 and
$3.50, won. Envy. IL. tSchuttinger)
$40 and &c. second; old Bob, lQi
(Mink). $3.50, third Time. Ill 10.
Canto. Deduction. Coy. salon. Roger
Gordon. Rermudian. Jim BRsey. Min
strel and Woodfair also ran.
Fourth race. handicap. IA miles
The Finn. iiS (RutwelD. sa.S0 s. and
81 10. won; Tactics. pb (MinkD. y4lo
and t2,i0, second; Gamer, l09 trur-
ner). 81 80. third, Time. i;4S Addie
NJ and Billy Baker also ran.
AT LATONIA.
FIrst race, furlongs- Rod Cross.
100 tHentry), $50. $50 and - 90,
won, Topey Fashion. ~ tIlenryl. W
and $3.50, second, Violet, 100 tPOoDl
1880. third. Time. 1915 SO. Rapid
May. James Oakle'. Margaret Ellen
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21

BANKERS AND BUSINESS NEN
galore arc coming 10 sec Damaged
Goods ~ the Grand Circus thePter,
sol Woodward. We urge that wo-
men attend the morning and after
noon shows Thenter opens at 3 n. IN.
No children admittcd.-Adv.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21
GERMAN DRIVE EAST OF
RHEIMS REPuLSED WITH
TERRIBLE SLAUGHTER
A t t ack ing Force,
Caught In Barbed
Wire, Moved Down
MACKENSEN is
PRESSING ON

BERLIN tVia London), Oct.
2i.-The Germans have cap.
tured from the Russians TO
Dvins river bank from the town
OF Borkowitz TO Bersrue ende,
southeast Of Riga. Il was an
nounced officially this afternoon.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21

"ACUrrCos AND SrN-tu cuts
Will Some dav get married DHr,-
aRod Goods is story thaf particu-
1arlv appeals 20 fbow Thcv should
500 N at the Grand Circus theatcr. 7Ot
Wood wnrd-avc. Attend the morntny
md afternoon shows Tho nich'
crowds are enormous No children
admitted. ADV
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21

prt~tirc--th~ "inIp rcnt LIud--th-t
- rtght--Times Job Dcrt --uriu t52O.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21

Hear William Jennings Brynn
NJ Armorv Saturday, Oct %. y. m,
or "rhc War In Furope" Tickets b0c
nt Grinnell's.--Adv.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21
- TEuptenArt,Ur-.

Highest tcmpCrc,c-c this date ln
pnst ~ years, 7s in iDiit lowest. 20
in iSpS.
Que year ago today Highest tenn
perRturc, Tst lowest, 5II mean. uJi
elcpr weather.
The sun sets Thursday Rt 6it2 y. m.
and rises Friday nj 6'53 n. m.
The moon sets at 6i3D n. m. Friday.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21

BEHtIN, NtH IondopI, Oct. II,
with the Development Of extent
aud intensity In the battle In the
STIR region. on the eastern front.
German ~, isiou has been
fcr~~d 80 RETREAT. losing several
guns, but couUter-rttsck "
y "grc-stug." sad an official bull
a.tin 49,. afIe-~s.n.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21

PARIS. Oct. 2t.-m a tremendous
effort to break the Frcncn lines east
of Rheims the Germans have failed
ICohtinura on rage TNu,
The Detroit times., 1915-10-21

PARIS, Oct. 21.-BuIearians
today occupied Radujevatz, Ser.
bia. The inhabitants are seek.
ing refuge In Rumania.
Raoujevatz is in northeastern
Serbia, or the Canube. at a
point near the Serbo- Bulgarian.
Rumanian frontier. The capture
indicates the progress Of the
Buigar move toward Junction
with the Teutonie forces In
northern Serbia.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27

/ Il y 81 -
Rev. O.. w. Skinner and daughter
Ruth. and Mrs. w. S., Skinner visit.
ed friends in Delaware Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stevenson and son
and s. Wintenberc OF Lamont, were
guests at DR. WintenbeFg,s Thurs.
day. 'sS
Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Reimmer and
son. Maurice, were In Manchester,
Thursday. WIFI i5!g. =s "a
Mrs. E., j. Witenberg and son,
Mrs. Trezona spent Friday with
Strawberry Point relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Pulver and
Miss Hattie Britt were in Manchester
MI. and Mrs. Arthur Schmidt are
parents Of 9 daughter, born Thurs
day, Oct. 2. t a'5,
Han1e were In Manchester Friday.
J. w. Rimmer attended Masonic
lodge at Eariville Friday evening.
A number Of our ladies' attended
the church fair at Earlville Saturday
Mrs. Gilbert Schoel and daughter,
Mary, Of Long Pine Neb., are guests
at E. r. Stones.
Mix, Powers cut his foot badly
with a corn knife last week.
MIS-. c. M. Grommon and son,
Charlie. were in Manchester Saturday
The club will meet Thursday af-
terroon with Mrs. Bondurant. The
program is Early Forts, Mrs. r.
White; Julien Dubuque and the
Mines of Spain, Mrs. Barnes; The
Greater Iowa Movement Miss Beal.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27
LE e COLLEGE

Announcements have been received
Of. the carriage of several more o.
Lenox Alumni, DR.. Russell Doolittle
'O6, was married Oct. 2, to Miss Myr
tie Gardner of Chicago The cere'
Emony was performed in the Fourth
Presbyterian church by the pastor
Rev. John Timothy Stone, in the
presence Of only relatives and init.
mate friends. They will reside in
Des Moines, where DIR. Doolittle is
an assistant physician in the Re
Etreat.
fH On October IA, the marriage Of
miss Helen Zemos OF Chicago, and
Rev. Elliott D. Parkhiu, '09, Of Cur
wensville, Pa, took place at the
home of the brides parents, Rev.
and Mrs. Andrew Zemos.
The ceremony was perform
ed by the brides father and he
was assisted by Rev. ]. w. Parkhill.
father OF the groom. After a wedding
trip, Rev. and Mrs. Parkhill will re
side in Curwensville, where the
bride groom is In charge OF the Pres
byterian church. III 4
verdon WEIGH, 'O9. of Monticello,
was married Tuesday evening, Octo-
Der 49,, to Miss Clarissa Maynard. Of
WATERLOO. They will reside in Man
chester. u,
The Walker News gives the follow
ing from Rev. w. G. Roberts, who
visited Lenox college not long ago.
He says: II found ,Hopkfntcn one
Of tho prettiest towns Of its size in
Iowa. l went first to the college,and
was certainly pleased with it as it
has a beautiful campus and It's eel
lege buildings are we'll equipped. 1t
Is well attended by the surrounding
community and HopkintOn and the
faculty is composed Of splendid men
and women. think almost all will
agree with me that it is a splendid
college to start our young people
in as its my ideal place to study, If
they are willing to put their time to
good use, as this college has a splen-
did Christian atmosphere and train
ing.
The foot ball team went to Platte
vile for a game Saturday. The score
was to 8. The game had a rather
unfortunate ending, as Oscar Jones,
broke his leg below the knee.
A. B. Spence was an over Sunday
visitor at Center Junction.
Prof. Stuart Brokan, IA, was at
home from his school work at Wau-
kon for few. days visit.
Prof. H. F.. collar, IL, who has
been assistant teacher of Chemistry,
In the University at Tacoma, Wash
ington, has accepted a similar posi-
ton at the state college Of Manhat-
tan, Kansas. ~ ".-
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27
SIGNS FOR ROAD DETouRs.

| - ~ 50 "a -- $50 a =
In a recent issue of the Engineer.
ing Record, there is given a bit of
sound, Sensible advice to road men
and county engineers. Every driver
OF motor cars, and teams as well,
has come face to face with a pair
of carpenters horses, closing main
travelled highway, and giving abso-
lutely no Instructions as to detour
routes, will fully appreciate the Rec
ord's advise:
ANY one who has had the
disagreeable experience Of coming to
a line of carpenters horses across a
road, indicating that new work or
repairs were in progress, without
finding any directions as to the com.
bination of roads by which to regain
the main highway beyond the con-
struction work, will say a hearty
amen to- the suggestion that high
way engineers make it their business
to explain combinations of detour
roads clearly. It would not be
much of On effort to have a suitable
sign painted, showing both by dias
gram and description just how one
should proceed. When there are
alternative routes, their length and
conditions should be noted. So far
as this journal knows very few of
the States make it practice to
thus designate detour routes. Unfcr-
tunately the guide books usually car
ried by automobiists give compare
lively little information about the
side roads, which must, as rule, be
to avoid construction work.
The highway engineers business, as
this Journal sees it, is not only to
take care of the technical problems
Of road work, but in general, to pro-
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27
loths IN Garnet.

Hers sis an excellent way to Kin
mothS I'm carpet which neverN fails.
Wiring q coarse crash towel out Of
water and spread it smoothly on the
carpet; iron 1t dry with . good hot
iron. repeating the operation on all
parts Of the carpet infested with. thu
moths. There is no need to press
hard, and neither the Pile nor tho
color of the carpet will be injured.
and the moths will be destroyed by
the heat and steam. 2
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27

vide for the movement OF traffic as
cheaply and as comfortably as IS con
ct the community It IS. therefore,
satisfactory as possible even ]. from
the standpoint Of directing those
who use the roads. A little thought
fulness in this connection will go q
long way toward making fast friends;
and wide popular support is type
cial can afford to ignore
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27
Now Intrigue Means to Embarrass

Now Intrigue Means to Embarrass.
Words jump between antiquity and
fashion. 1t was but few years ago
that "obsess" came into constant use
by the literary, And now intrigue"
is corpse dug up from the past and
in constant use. 1T intrigues me-" is
the phrase. Aud in dictionaries the
sense of intriguing" to 'embarrass"
is marked obsolete It's most emphat.
ically alive. az Z. 3 /.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27
NA.Relisf..

How did you come. to lose. your
iiberty? asked the visitor at the pen
itentiary. Il amt lost it," replied the
prisoner. Before I came to this in
stitution ] couldn't turn around that
the police wasn't watchin' me. You
don't know what relief it is to be
in ~ place that's run on the honor
system pr
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27
Had the. Proper Name.

''Why do you call 'em fountain pens
1 should say reservoir pen would be
the better name. A reservoir contains
liquids; fountain throws 'em
around" II think fountain pen is the
proper name" said the party Of the
second part.-Louisville Courier,Jour-
nal.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27
HOPKIN' d:

/ q ~ ~ /. va, .sf
I, Mrs. Harmon r'arnes left Monday
FOR Marcus. to visit for, a couple OF
weeks will. her sons. fS@4 .$
Miss Mary Laude and Miss Ruth
Bradley were over Sunday visitors a,
the 2eClere home. 6..i
Mr.. and Mrs. David Smith were
in Manchester Monday. E.. 4 - Y, &
Mr.. and Mrs. J. J. Kirkwood and
Mis-. W Kirkwood visited with
Mrs, Ricketts, in Dubuque last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bsrt McCombs were
Wednesday visitors here from Cas-
cade. # Il.
Mrs. C. S. Morton visited several
days in Bassett with her son, Milan
and wife. ...s
Mr.. and Mrs. w. R. Williamson
of West Union, are in town for a
few days visit. It is eight years
since they were here and they see a
number of improvements. @
Miss Emily Lobin Of Worthington,
bell, last Tuesday.
Mrs. Livingston Of Center juno
tion, was a guest OF Mrs Sanford,
an Mrs. Mcdonald last week. q
MUS. A.t.H. Reed was a Delhi visit
s, <
DR.. O.. p H. Jeffries was in Kansas
last week on business.
The Women Workers of the Pres
byterian church are making arrange
ments to hold their annual chicken
pie supper Nov. 9. .ss' = u. Z. III. 4
Mrs. F. G.. Mathissen Of Cedar
Rapids, was an over Sunday visitor
In town.
The corner drug store has been
vacated and is being made ready
for Doan Bros, who will move their
stock in as soon as it is in order.
The Livingston stock has all been
disposed of and we now have but
two drug stores in town, which is
all that Is needed. RI ~ +:
A Rev. George Coleman returned
Friday from Pennsylvania, where he
went to; assist his father at COM
munion services. .5s=g:
G. E. Reeve and E. G. Talmadge
went to Troy Mills Thursday to
fish in the Wapsie.
\ Rev. and Mrs. Ensign, Mr.. and
Mrs. r. "A. Wallace, F. r Barnes
and Misses Eva Keith and Audria
;Waddeu attended the synod Of the
Presbyterian church at Cedar Falls,
last week. i.
Z The friends OF J. j. Locher OF Mon
ticello, who makes weekly trips to
Hophnton. are congratulating him
upon the arrival Of another boy in
his home. making four lively little
fellows. NJ n. s. 3. Il, Ii
T The W. G. T. q. win meet Fri
day afternoon with Mrs. U. M. Wal
lace. 5. 81. s.s,, #
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Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27
DELHI

Harry Michael and family have re-
turned from Hawkeye. They are NOV
ing into the house vacated by Mrs.
Frank Goats. ~.
Miss Ella Harris visited Mrs. o.
w. Smith at Hopkinton, last week.
Joe Verderber visited relatives in
Illinois last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Jakelin visit
ed their daughter, Ona, at Des
Moines, recently.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27
Pitched Battle.

From the viewpoint OF an limo.
cent bystander," philosophlcally re-
marked the old codger, II believe that
the keenest competition know of oc-
ours when two chronic dyspeptics get
together and compare their symptoms"
Judge.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27
A Menace to the Motorist.

Lawyer-"Judge, want you to fine
this man who was knocked down by
my clients car" Judge-"Fine him?
Why?" Lawyer-'"He had nail in his
clothes and it punctured a new tire
Topeka Journal.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27
Never Thouoht 81 That

Never Thought OF That
Solomon had no reason to get chesty
because he was the wisest man. Who
wouldn't have been II he had had q
thousand wives to advise him -?
Florida Times. Union. WI ~
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27
7T- y ~ 4 - Z y. n,
Futile ASpiration.

when I was q boy ] thought I'd /
rather be a great baseball player than
anything else in the world. '.Ot
course. you have changed your mind
Not exactly have merely realized
that there is no hupe."$
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27
Dead GiveaW~y.

II don't think my ex-stenographer
will get Job through the recommen-
dalton gave him" Didn't you give
him good one?" "Yes, but he took
it down and typed it himself. And it
was full of errors"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27
Office and Home

An Office is a place where women
do what men want done. A home 10
a place where men do what women
want done-Life. ~
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27
His Extreme Tactfulnoss.

Ia You have been observing our little
boy all the evening. Mr.. Gloom" said
Popjoy. Nov. can you tell us what
he is very likely to become. when he
grows up?" Yes. il you. can stand
the shock!" replied J. Fuller Gloom.
who has bright though evil mind
Kansas City Star.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1915-10-27

It II Pieases Him.
The fellow who Jumps out of the
frying pan into the fire may be justi.
fed in thinking he ia hot stun