Norwich bulletin., 1915-09-02
A FEW EMOTIONS.

Hurry up with that there order"
confided the saucy little waitress at
the soda fountain to the order clerk.
IF that woman doesn't get a chop
suey sundae Ia five seconds she's goin'
to report me to tn manager, honest!
The one with the panama hat that's
been cleaned. Wish't you could put
red pepper or something In its-gee,
some folks do make me tired! There
comes the man who always wants
a waitress is too proud to take q tip
I'll get his order, as take this panama
hat sundae.
well, what do you thing a. that
I'll get even with Belle Sykes, butting
in that way! See her shipper at him
and him too noble to look crosswise at
a lady he hasn't been introduced to!
OF course, with me it's different. He's
been asking for pineapple frappes so
long that were old friends. I'll get
even with her, you see! Two choculut
sodas for the girly- girls over there
say, Name, I'm going to make my blue
taffeta like hers, as I'm the type that
can wear those simple, appealing little
things that are so ladylike and ex-
pensive looking.
81 beg your pardon, Miss Sykes! 1
did not run into you on purposei I'd
have you know I'm above such acts!
If you go and spill pineapple frappe all
| over yourself just because you are
| naturally clumsy and awkward you
needn't blame any one but yourself!
You'd better go and wipe 1t off, for
you're a sight-r'n tend to your order!
"Oh. good afternoon! Here's your
| pineapple frappe, sir-the girl who
| took your order Is stupid and spilled
everything back there-o-o-oh! You
didn't order frappe this time? You
want an angels delight: Terribul hot
| iCrff ffT IF Sha ho dnft hn0r Ga afnnt6
IDA got it right the first time! Hurry
| up. Jawn, with an angels delight!
"No. sir, I'm busy! I'm sure that
those ladies haven't been sitting there
| any twenty minutes. I'll get over there
| just as soon as can! You bet I know
| them. They're worth a million dol
| lars apiece. and they stunt the bill al
over for 10 cent drinks. and as for tips
-geei They don't know how to spell
the word! Let 'em wait! It'll do 'eTr
/ good!
Say, Name, there comes-you know!
He's got the same girl with him and
he's just crazy about her! That's JUS
the way Bushman acts in the movie,
| when he puts his whole heart into hi;
love making! He's trying to get hei
to elope, or something romantic.
can tell by the way he pleads.
marshmallow sundae and a cup of no
tea-yes, hot! It's for one Of tn
grouches. and hope you make it boil
ing! Maybe she's engaged to anothe
man and loves this one. Amt 1t sad
Life is just chuck full of sad things
"Didyeh get their order? What wa
he saying? oh, shucks! You could
a too heard! Last time I took tn
order and I'm sure he called he
darling! 1 think she looks real pathet
ic. poor thing! Twixt love and duty
I'll betcha! Yes, sir-rll get that orde
right away! 'Geei Just because h
| owns this place he thinks a lad
hadn't ought'a have a minute to her
self! I'm just worked to death here
and when Tommy gets his raise I'll ie
; without mel They don't realize tn
J custom draw!
We'll. what do you know about that
My pineapple frappe man didn't leav
me a tip! Oh, this is an off day! Sa.
; Name. If l make II, with tiny ruff1e
down the front like-yes, sir! II
| waiting for an order now, sirl Get
} how hate that man! 'The lady say
it was iced tea instead Of hot tea, an
, she's so mad her teeth rattle! whe
they're as old as that they ought I
stay in out Of the damp air. beliey
: me!
"What're that couple talking of nov
e Name? AS / passed heard her sa,
4 | oh. it is terrible! How can ever d
e it?' Her voice SO shalsy 1t just gay
r me the shivers! Do you suppose she
, rescue her? I'd just like to tell n,
she's young and life is still before he
Q | Excuse me, Belle Sykes If you're gS
a ing to bring the subject up again
n will say distinctly that I did not III
t into you on purpose. and as for yol
|. | dress it's old enough to be retired an.
y how! explained thoroughly to yoI