The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1915-04-22
Tales of the Town


lion microbes on 81 bill, but we're
not afraid of them
The rooster does the growing, wears
the plumes and yellow legs, warts to
e boss the whole creation--but the hen
u she lays the eggs.
t A friends cheerful advice is this:
IAN editor VINO hasn't any opinion
5 doesn't deserve to have a newspaper;
and if he has an opinion he had best
) keep it to himself"
Z q =
"Pop, wi-at do Mr.. Blinks and Mr..
Jones and Mr.. PUNK mean when they
tek about the n. p.' Of their autos? ?"
"Mr. Blinks means high priced Mr..
Jones, hit people, and Mr.. PUNK,
half paid for"
/ We have never been able to figure
out why it is that in summer the
sleeves of your undershirt hang down
over your hands and in winter they
! will insist on roosting above your
elbows.
Human nature does not change SO
very much from decade to decade, and |
the kind of man who always caught {
the biggest fish CT the season 10 I
years ago now has car that will d
take any hill on high gear. d
This young patriot las wise head. o
He says: every time look at my d
grandfather's sword | want to be D
soldier. But every time | think Of a
my gran6father's wooden leg,
change my mind" C
"Your honor" said the jury fore /
man, "this lady is suing this gent for
$4,000 for a stolen kiss" Correct" a.
the judge. "You are to q"
decide if it is worth it." "That's the &c
point, your honor. Could the jury
nave a sampler" CT
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A man who was out of town re-
eived telegram notifying him that
lis wife was i'll: mo danger; your be
wife has had child; if we can keep
er from having another tonight she 7
viii be all right" The message ba
mould nave read "chlli' instead OF de
hid. do,
Another Ford story; An automo- for
bad found farmer shaking small nm
zee quite vigorously. They looked a
p in the tree and saw Ford secure mi.
: lodged between two limbs. They "
lquired what was the matter. SWELL" Ma
iio the lariher' wheh Seareeu leg
'anking the car the derned thing Z"
aw out of my hands," |
spo
The other day blacksmith was wb,
'guing with a gardener as to which d
as the first trade in the world. The COW
lrdener said it was gardening, and slic
oted from Genesis: "Adam was put I"
to the Garden of Eden to till it." ooo
H." said Pat, who had stuck up for g
own trace. VINO maze the Der,
AIDES ?" az
mar
General Won HinGenberg promised a..
p''e" 'iS 'eii' III v ~ %" oii Ni>i .i de &
wy 9,e'n pio'e's ".'s " "','% he j
~ IN pCiiii Oli tiiS t,,,
rmans intended to take Thanksgiv- -
dinner in Paris and the allied fleet
lnted on dropping anchor in the sad
, of Constantinople on Easter q.
rning. In politics, war and base da+
it seems to be human to figure /.
batting average little too high"
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'am and Luke, browsing around, how
ssed the pasture. The judges bull I do
, them, and Sam beat him to the no
ce by single stride with nothing | wo
spare Luke, bad starter, didn't 81 di
for the fence; he stuck to the open. hack
led the bull around the field on
first lap, while Sam, from the
rSs ulStu nun W ii Just eI ~ "
ed" On the second lap, Sam ex- will
ted him: run, niggah--you ain mark
runnin'p The third time, Sam your
ed: make haste" Luke risked ought
in his answer: "G'wan, man" he and
ped, "you dorm think Ah'm throw a-mo'
dis yere race, does yer?" hav
& e & times
S story which aptly illustrates gloon
value of being able to get the rosy
spect's viewpoint, the following be an
ne of the best on record; A GER and t
man lost valuable horse. He too 10
loyed the usual means of learn naugf
its whereabouts, but with no avail. ed, or
Ally he offered reward of $1,000 dark
the safe return of the animal. The nothir
day boy came leading the horse me W
the stable. The owner asked footso