Arizona republican., 1915-11-28

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 FOR CONNOISSEURS ONLY-If you are judge of values and have the money and desire to purchase a powerful and beautiful seven -passen- ger, up to date sixty horse power De Luxe automobile at a ridiculously tow figure, same guaranteed in perfect condition by both myself and factory; has not run 300 miles-rositively only reason for selling is because money is need in new business venture. Phone 1885. If not in earnest please do not waste your time and mine. If AM I A CHILD OF FATE? I visited and absorbed for soc The Baby Dors"-(be I had noO Saw won derful things. including the proper boise and nationality for osculations- Oh my. how I envy that big DutChman who was full of springs. pyuEes and Wiud-Nhy he could be knocked flat ter than a Phoenix ran cake. and bounce back quicker than thouEht:- Could smack each doI in turn and never Guiver while l simply looking on. trem5led like tte aspcn leaf. Then he made doiI models: said it only took five minutes. and that model talked, l walked and baked. to the very con sternation of the bald heads-Say in hoyhood I moulded from mud the most ridiculous looking subjects and it took hom show could that "swiback" mako that pretty thing in five min Utes? Well @ll ended. I went to tho park. Took a seat?" Why certainly Any body thore?" Why certainly. Strike you as bein'?" Why certainly. c. C. II |. nlants feminine?" -believe-rot: thought so but twas dark and eve sight deceived me I mention no re- suits, but no moro Baby Dolls for me, and no Phoenix Park evening enter tainmcnt. Say. this all costs money must recuperate.
 Selling dressers that cost s16.O0 for $500. Won't put money in my profit purso-but that goes.
 Selling gas ranges and heaters 90 Tor cent below Gas company won't en- rich me. but it goes.
 Selling wood and coal ranges and stoves 75 per cent below par won't win auto buying money. but it goes. Then all these gasoline and oil rang 1 es and stoves-Must sell 'em. This roll top desk-side boards FL egant beds-dining and kitchen tables cunboards chiffonicrs, commodes. car pets and rugs.
 Discounts are disastrous, but they go
 Then hardware, crockery. bedding,
 guns, pistols, clocks and musical in 1 struments-Then men ana womens clothes-whv prices are Iudicrous. Why do I do thisc FelIers my con science CD troubles me-That's what l prompts me. A woman who of late | embraced religion. brought an armful :; Of towels, previously filched and | thrusting them upon me begged for 1 forSiveness-NOw I'm the toughest coarsest, raw old galoot yet born, and ! court trouble, but woman in tears ?-- Suffering Moses, Madam, I stam- mered; "Don't-don't talk so-Tal,e 1 'em Dack-Take anything-Take me | but please don't cry-It gals me" Did you ever see an old well pump drip drip, drip, and gradually close up after usage? Her drips closed instanter and | she turned loose: Calls you, eh?- | Want me to take vou?' Say, I wouldn't ] soil my garments by even rubbing them
 across wash board purchased at l F'Ords" Good Bye. Don't they treat me awful?
 On Central Avenue the entrance is | 40 Same old stand on Jefferson FORD
 Bring your goods; I'll buy I'll sell
 on commission if you desire. 1t
 FOR SALE-Furnishing of two good rooming houses, good location. | both are bargain. See
 FRED A. DIBBLE II w. Adams with H. S. Prince If
 FOR SALE-Two tickets to New Or leans, both brunetts. man tall. lady {! short. Box 2O61 Republican. gs
 FOR SALE-Gentlema ticket. first
 class to Chicago and Louisville. Phone 1 SR3 gs FOR SALE-1st class one-way ticket l from Phoenix to Denver. Inquire care l Fisher, Commercial Hotel dr
 Custom
 IFAIlLOIRS
 i You Furnish the CLOTH
 We will do the rest l PHOENIX PANTS MFG co.
 226 F.. Washington St. It S35O.OO PIANO cheap for cash leav