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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-01-14
Grip Left Me With a Cough
If during the winter you had the grip and are
still suffering from the after effects, now is the
time to Get rid of it. Pcruna is your remedy
A Vary Rad cnnnh.

Mrs. S. J. kountz. 1915 Scovel St.
Nashville, Tenn, writes. II have
had very bad cough nearly an my
life, | have taken almost every kind
Of cough medicine. but none ala the
much good. l would have spells ~
coughing that I thought would
cough myself 20 death. took Re.
runa, and last winter and this winter
have had no cough and know that
Pcruna cured me.
4 was always thin and delicate,
very easy TO catch cold. but am well
now and enjoying good health.
feel that I owe II all 10 pcruna."
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-01-14

LEAKS
by F. 5. LLOYD

George Order stepped into butcher
and began to price the meat.
well. you know sir, meats are very
dear, today" said the butcher.
"Oh, then give me pound Of yes
terday's steak, please, - said George.
Miss Matte Smith said, I'D just
like to see the man that ! would prom
Use to love. honor and obey"
I'm sure you would, Matte. said
Daddy.
Albert Elder was out on the road the
other day came home and said Il saw
a lot Of qlaiIs following hen up the
road today
Yes, " replied his wife,
Glow to sou vpla.n ~"
Various vpys. -ald his wife
Sometimes the phenomenon b. due to
the tact that lots Of people don't knoR
the difference between quail and q
young Brown Loghorn "
Tom Jones said to Miss Matte, Are
you sure am the only man You ever
really and trucy lovcd9"
Perfectly sure, went over the
whole list, only yesterday"
Mrs Nora Lloyd said, "Dwytc, did
you take cough medicine regularly at
school today"
Nom. Anthony Hughes liked %
ard he gave me- 40 apple for e..
The teacher asked Annie MAY Elder
the ether day, "Wuat s the shape ci
Il e. ear,t?
Round, said she.
How uo you know II is round"
Alright, its square. then, don't
want to rtart any argument.
$. a.. jenkins, editor Of the Record
Press. wrote brother, don I stop your
paper just because YOU don't agree
with me in politics. The cabbage you
sent us didn't agree with ns, either
bar We didn't drop you from our sub
ssription list ou that account "
George stone says woman will Of
ten say what she thinks wien she says
IL without thinking.
Press Maxwell says a rirl will not
choose hook iy as cover, but she
will Judge a man uy lbs looks.
Uncle Dock Green says II people
could live without love aud money the
jsi, would be- closed aud our policemen
would loose their joins.
Calvin Elder Jays 1t is no sin to be
thirty years old but you will have a
hard time finding an unmarried girl
who is that old
Uncle Billy Lloyd says it may sound
queer, out 1t isa fa-t, that the glrl
with the most cheek never bushes.
Alec Garner says a bad man will tell
you to 20 tie devil, but bad woman
will lead you there.
Uncle Gus Bentley says It IL hard for
a man to mend his ways so the patches
wont show.
Newt Dollar says there are only u
f1w sure things left. One Of them is
that the girls will never get their
skirts so tight that they cant catch a
man.
Mrs. W. r. Oakley said to Carless,
"You mustn't laugh so at the table 4"
II amt laughing at the table, rm
laughing at uncle Dock"
Albert Elder was asked the other
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-01-14
Notice 10 the Farmers
Of Crittenten County

| can get you pedigreed apple
trees, sure bearers, | year old,
best on earth or anywhere else
at Ice, whole root.
! do this for the upbulding of
our good county. Don't buy
fruit trees from unknown peo-
pie, All | ask is cash with ord.
err in advance. You will b. sure
to like the trees and fruit il |
get them for YOU.
d. w. STONE,
Marion, Ky.
p. s. Such trees would cost
you sl.00 each from agents.
Yours, ID. W, S.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-01-14
piles Cured In o 20 II Days

Your druggist will refund money II PAzo
OINTMENT fails 10 cure agy case Of Itching
Mind, Needing OF Prottuding Piles In TO days
rh- aist Application gives Rase aud Rest SOC,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-01-14
ree! reel!
50 ill., Pure l. ard

IwiI! begin on Jan. 10TH giving tick
cts with each Cash purchase you make
with nc ard continue this until MaECi.
10TH, 1915. The person purchasing the
highest valuation in tickets is entitled
to a so Ib. can Of Pure Lard.
BLAINE FARMER,
400 Depot ST., Tel. NO. 173.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
PRESIDENT ILL; TAKES REST
Wilson Delays New Session Of Con-
aress on the Shipping BlII--To
Seek Views of Public.

Washington, Feb. 19.-There viii be
no immediate extra session OF the Six
ty-fourth congress The president has
settled all doubts. The president is far
from well. His nervous system is for
time at least impaired Occasional
headaches have drifted into periodical
neuralgia and this now shows symp-
toms Of becoming chronic. Mr.. VIII
son will welcome the rest and change
which he will find in the trip to Cali
fornia and the exposition. The presi-
dent will tap the wires OF public opin-
Ion at every stop between Washington
and San Francisco on the shipping
bill in an endeavor to get his cue for
future action. And when Mr.. Wilson
returns to Washington he will have
made up his mind between two courses,
whether to call his extra session of the
Sixty-fourth congress on May or on
September Is. This is the presidents
schedule to date. 1t is authentic.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
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FLASH S
OFF THE WIRE

Paris. Feb. ia report is current
here, but not confirmed. that mutiny
occurred at Client in the beginning
of the month in which about five thou
sand men. including thirty officers,
were involved. According to this re-
port the mutineers were bound two
and two and sent in the direction of
Brussels. Malines. Antwerp and Ma
muir
Berlin, Feb. 2o.-The German sub
parine U-2. which sank the British
warship Pathfinder and also some
British. merchant ships in the Irish
sea, has returned unchanged to the
base at Wilhelmshaven. The sub
marines commander Captain Lieuten-
ant Hersing. has been decorated with
the Iron Cross for bravery.
London. Feb. 19.-Potato riots In
Schonberg; Germany. are reported by
the Exchange Telegraph company's
correspondent in Amsterdam. Officials
experimenting the sale were beaten
and the municipal buildings partially
destroyed, he asserts.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
SEND REPLY TO KAISER
WASHINGTON CLAIMS GERMAN
ORDER VIOLATES TREATY.
Wilson and Cabinet Hold Important
Conference to Consider Answer
to Germany.

Washington, Feb 22.-In a note
drafted by the cabinet at momentous
meeting at the White House on Friday.
President Wilson viii tell Germany
that her war zone" decree is In viola,
ton of treaty stipulations entered into
with the United States. which guar
antee to the United States noninter-
ference with its SEES commerce when
Germany is at war, and which grant
the same privileges to Germany when
the United States is belligerent.
The treaties specifically set forth
that IL either nation Is at war the neu-
trail nations commerce and inter
course with any nation ct war with
the other party to the treaty shall
not be interrupted" and ION the con-
trary" "the vessels of the
neutral party may navigate to and
from the ports and on the coasts II
the belfigerent parties"
The first treaty, to which the at
tention of Germany will be drawn, is
that made under the direction OF
Frederick the Great. and 1igned by
his representative and by Benjamin
Franklin. Thomas Jefferson and John
Adams.
The second treaty is that signed by
John Quincy Adams and the repre-
sentatives Of the king of Prussia.
Both these treaties expired by their
own limitation, the first in 1856, the
second in 1910 But the provisions
which guarantee Immunity to Ameri-
can ships and American citizens. and
which the government authorities In
sist apply in the present instance.
were continued by the treaty Of 1928.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26

Strict Neutrality of Brother Wack.
rs plumb nootral bout de war, and
abomnably abuses to 'scuss it wild no
bodyi" declared Brother Wack. "W'y,
tudder day say to muh wife-good-
lookin' yallah lady dat powdahs her
face 'twell she magines she's most
white-I says, Blame II don't b'lieye
dem Frenchmen is gwine to win,
uh-kase dey's got de Turcusses fun
Af-ica wild EN-. Dem niggers is sho'
'nuff fighters, and rs kindah prejudy
to'a'ads EN-
Hob! says she. Dem black apesl
| thinks de Germans will win, and |
certingly admiahs dem big po'tly
gentlemen dat looks so much like
bishops. ! sho'1y thinks whole lot of
bishopl'
Uh-well. I'm skinny, muhsef. and
as black as load O. coal. but was
plumb nootral bout it. all de same |
dess says. sYass'ni. ! been nodicin dat
fact for sometimei' an rotched out
and slapped her lat"-Kansas City
-star
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
earbed Wire Workers in War.

The men who spend their nights
working on the barb wire entangle-
ments in front of the trenches have
one of the most periloas tasks of the
war. One of them. a member Of the
British Royal Engineers. writes:
In a trench one has a sense Of Sc
curity In being below ground level.
and there is collective courage due to
the knowledge that one has compan-
ions In putting up barb wire one Is
working perhaps 300 feet in front of
ones own trenches. and fortunate, in
deed, is the working party If the en-
emy's snipers do not hear the sound
of the mUf1ed mallets driving The
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
REPRESENTATIVES,
SENATE NAVAL COMMITTEE De
clpEs TO ENLARGE SEA LE-
TENSE or THE NATION.
FAvoRs ARMY OF l25,ooo
senator Chamberlain Approved Larger
Land Force-smoot Seeks rs In
derwater craft-Thomas Stand lie
Called Treason by Brandesee.

Washington, Feb 24-The senate
naval committee decided to enlarge
the submarine arm OF the sea defense
of the nation. In calling up the army
appropriation bill on Monday Sena.or
Chamberlain declared In favor of q
moderate army OF from $4,000 to 1885,
600 men and said any further reor-
ganization of the army must go over
TO the next congress.
The naval committee increased the
number of submarines OF the seago-
ing type from the one provided In the
house to five, each to have surface
speed of not less than twenty knots
and to cost, exclusive Of armor and
armament, $1.40O,000. The IL sub
marines. at cost Of not to exceed
$550,000 each, exclusive Of armor and
armament, provided by the house was
increased to 16.
The house appropriation Of 100000
for the aviation corps was increased
to $1.000,000.
The senate committee agreed with
the house in abolishing the pluck
ing board" but provided that half OF
the total service of every naval Off
Ger must be spent in actual sea duty.
The demand of the intermountain
country for ar adequate navy was
voiced by Senator Smoot of Utah In
an amendment which would appro-
pirate 100000 for the construction
of so submarines of the seagoing
type to have surface speed of not
less than % knots and % submarines
for coast defense work to cost not to
exceed $550,000 each, exclusive of>ar-
NOR and armament, the entire appro-
priation to be available until ex-
pended
The European war has demonstrate
ed beyond any question" said Senator
Smoot, that submarines are invalu-
able for defense of coast cities and the
coast line. That is the sort of defense
We want in this country more than
anything else"
Senator Thomas of Colorado as
sailed those who. he said would rush
the country toward bankruptcy by
providing great military establish
ment
Senator Brandegee of Connecticut
denounced Thomas doctrine as moth
ing less than reasonable"
Il regard it ar in accordance with
my senatorial duties. said Brande-
gee, ito warn the people that they
have been and are living in a FOOLS
paradise. do not believe that, in the
present temper of the world. it does
US any good to sit and fold our arms
and talk about the beauties of turn
ing swords into pillow shares"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
BELGRADE HOUSES FIRED ON
SerbIans Reply by BombardIng SemIIn.
Doing Heavy Damage to
AustrIans.

Belgrade. Feb. 10. via London.
Austrians carried out the heaviest
bombardment of Belgrade since their
evacuation of that city. A monitor and
the Semlin batteries participated.
Several houses were wrecked and
many persons were killed or injured.
The Serbians replied by bombarding
Semlin for the first time. They did
much damage and forced the monitor
to retire. Sir Thomas Upton, with
Prince Paul, witnessed the lombard
ment from the royal palace.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
TWO KILLED IN IOWA WRECK
Passenger Train on Chicago Great
Western Road Meets With Ac-
cident at Talmage.

Des Moines. Ia. Feb. 24.-The en-
gineer was killed. mail clerk fatally
injured. the fireman lost his life and
eight passengers were injured on Mon
day when Chicago Great Western pas
senger train No. l, bound from pes
Moines to Kansas City, was wrecked
at Talmage, Ia. The engineer was
James Maxwell of Des Moines. Spread
ing rails are assigned as the cause
OF the wreck.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
BADGER NEWS NOTES

Green Bay.-Anna Paszke, alias
Ruth Goldman, who has been held on
charges of being implicated in bur-
glaries for which John and Isabel
Loring were sent to state prison last
week, was returned to Chicago on
Saturday by order of Judge Monohan.
Probation Officer Julia r. Doyle OF
Chicago and the girls mother told the
court Anna is only 16 years old and
ward of the Chicago Juvenile court
Appleton.-Student editors of Wis.
consin college papers at their annual
meeting here were urged by DIR. Lyle
Spencer to print Give" news, instead
of the stale contributions featured
by most of the papers of today" The
promotion of student honesty and ad.
justment of i'll feeling between frater.
nifty and nonfraternity men were sug.
gested as suitable reform subjects for
student editors to undertake.
Madison--A requisition from the
governor of Minnesota was honored
by Gov. Philip for the person OF
Thomas McCloskey, held at La Crosse.
He is wanted in St Paul on swim
ding charge. Papers were also hon
ored from Pennsylvania for an Italian
held in Kenosha and wanted for as
sault in Pitcairn, Pa
Oshkosh - When Mrs. Brown en-.
tered the office of her husband, DR..
F. w. Brown, county physician, she
found him dead. He was victim OF
neuralgia of the heart.
Marinette-Big strides in shipping
have been made during the last year
in the combined ports Of Marinette
and Menominee, according to an an
nual report issued by Customs Col.
1ector John G. Peterson.
New London.-At the meeting of the
school board 1t was decided to have
school on Saturdays to make up the
week lost when the schools were
closed owing to the scarlet fever cpl
demic.
Lake Observation-Disclosures of the
state senate and assembly have been
invited to visit the ice palace here. APP
proximately 100000 pounds of ice
we're used in building it.
Baraboo.--At meeting of the Sank
County Bar association a resolution
was passed indorsing the candidacy
of Judge James O'Neill of Neillsville
for reelection as circuit judge.
MISUNDERSTANDING of Columbus
will celebrate st. Patrick's day with a
banquet, at which Thomas Egan, the
famous Irish tenor, will be the princi
pal entertainer.
Manitowoc.-Mayor Stole is advo
eating the building Of city hall, thea
ter and natatorium combined The
plan may be one of his campaign is
sues this spring
Manitowoc-The clubhouse of the
Elks will be enlarged An addition
will be built at the rear of the build.
ing and third story added.
Lancaster the fiscal year,
from Oct 81, 1913, to Oct. 81, 1914,
there were killed in Grant county
and reported on bounty claims $50
foxes, big and little. The bounties
paid during that period were 1894.
Since Oct. 81 last ffty-five moro
foxes have been killed in the county.
Kenosha. Kenosha county is go
ing to have one OF the finest sanatori-
ums for the case of sufferers with tu-
berculosis 10 be found In the country.
The county board has Appropriated
s25. 600 to a committee for the ex-
pense OF its construction. A site cost
ing $4,000 was purchased.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
WILSON NAMES TRADE BODY
President Sends to Senate His NomI-
nations for the New Interstate
Commission.

Washington, Feb. 24.-President Will
son on Monday nominated the mem
bers of the interstate trade commits
sion. He sent to the senate the names
of Joseph E. Davies, at present COM
missioner of corporations; Edward
Nash Hurley of Chicago. William j.
Harris of Georgia. at present director
of the census; William H. Parry Of
Seattle. Wash, and George Rublee of
Cornish, N H.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26

posts into the ground and open fire.
Now and then a magnesium fare will
be sent up to light the landscape for
the benefit of sharpshooters. Then the
worker has to throw himself fiat on
the ground and look as much like
weed as possible"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
Professional Tlo.

81 say, doctor" queried the short
skate who was looking for a little
free advice. what would you advise q
man to do for dyspepsia"
Well answered the pin com
FOUNDER. IF he wants a real bad case.
I'd advise him to hire a cheap cook
and eat irregularly."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
BERNHARDT's LEG CUT OFF
Great Actress undergoes Successful
Operation at Bordeaux,
France.

Bordeaux. France, Feb. 24.-Mme.
Sarah Bernhard has been successful
" operated upon. Her right leg was
amputated at the knee as the result of
an injury suffered several years ago
while playing Joan of Arc" 1t was
stated that the operation had been a
complete success
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
Pos Once and Bank Robbed.

Hammond, Ind, Feb. 24.-The post
Office safe at Ladoga was robbed of
$500 worth of stamps. The vault in
the Citizens State bank at Farmers
burg, Ind. was blow open and $4,000
stolen.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
caIIIaux and count,s Son EIaht.

London, Feb. 24.-Joseph Caillaux,
former French minister of finance,
came to blows with Senior Edwardo
Burnay, son of Count Burnay. after
an alteration in Lisbon duel is
expected to follow
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
Jew.Irv store Robbed Of SEQ, 600.

Nashville, Tenn. Feb. -24.-The jew
elry store of Weinstein & Small was
robbed during the night Of jewelry and
diamonds to the value of 100000. ac-
cording to a statement by the propri-
etor,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
vanderhlIt cue RacA Poatnon.a.

San Francisco. Feb. 24.-owing to
the condition of the track inside the
exposition grounds. the automobile
race for the Vanderbilt cup was post
poned here February % unfit
March s
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
Minneapolis. Feb. %. 1915.

Minneapolis, Feb. %, 1915.
Wheat-No. / hard, 1881; No.
northern, 1.4S0153M; No. northern.
145@150.
Corn-No. yellow, 1914 @7S1ac.
oats--No. 3 white, Sta @57&c.
Rye--No. 2. 1.21@1.23.
Flax S501S6
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
MARKET REPORTS
Milwankee- Feh. IA 1a16

Milwaukee, Feb. 70, 1916.
Butter - Creamery. extras, sic;
prints, SIC; firsts. 26h 0271ac; sec
onds, 23@24c; renovated, 23@231zc;
dairy, fancy. 27c.
made twins, 1874 Q15%c; Young Amer.
icas, 15% Q1sc; daisies, 1854 @16c;
longhorns, 1515c; limburger, fancy.
15c.
Eggs-Current receipts fresh as to
quality, 22Q235sc; recandled, extras,
27@2Sc; seconds, 1S@19c.
Live Poultry-Fow 14c; roosters.
SIC; springers, fancy. 1415c.
Wheat-No. northern, 1.52; No. 2
northern. 1.49@1.53; No. northern,
L.3S@1,4s; No. l. velvet, 1.50@L52.
Corn--No. 3 yellow, 76@77c.
oats-No. white, 6Oc; standard,
6O1sc; No, white, Soc.
Barley-No. 3, S1QS6c; No. 4, $40
Sac; Wisconsin, S3@S6c.
Rye-No. 1-127.
Potatoes Wisconsin or Minnesota,
red stock. on track, S5c; white stock.
35@Ssc
Hay-No. timothy. 1S.50@140O;
No. timothy. 11.50@12OO; clover and
clover mixed, 12.O001S.OO; heavy red
top and grassy mixed. 10.00@10.50;
rye straw, S.5OQS.75; cat straw. $500
600.
Hogs-Good heavy butchers, 6.70@
ESQ; fair to best light, 6.5O9e.sO; gigs.
5.500650
Cattle-Butchers' steers, 6,25W 500;
feeders. 3SO959O; cows. 3.O0@6.65;
keifers, 45007O0; calves, 9.25Q10.00.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-02-26
Chicago, Feb. 90, 1915.

Chicago, Feb. 90, 1915.
Hogs-Light. 6.6006.95; heavy, $40
@6.S5; rough. 6.45Q6.55; pigs. $500
$50.
Cattle-Natiye steers, 5.400S6O;
western steers, 4.750725; cows and
heifers. S.2O@765; calves, 7.00@1OOO.
Crossville chronicle. [volume] (Crossville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1915-03-03
POOR ADVERTISEMENT.

Our town offers especially strong
inducements to men with growing fam
lilies who want to raise their children
in the atmosphere Of the saloon; no
town offers better opportunities for ed
ucating the youth in the habit of drink
ing; we boast of ten saloons, one on
almost every corner"
mo one ever saw an advertisement
like that and never WILL" says the
Kansas City Star. There. is not town
in the world that bases it's prosperity
on the number of it's rum shops. Vii
lagos, towns and cities advertise their
good points, not their bad points.
They have this and that opportunity
for employment The climate is more
or less wonderful. The transportation
facilities are told of. Good neighbors
are a valuable asset The town has SO
many churches and so many schools.
If it is without saloons, that good point
is made much of as an appeal to men
and women with families to come
there. But If it has saloons there is
never a word about it! That is hidden,
covered up"
Crossville chronicle. [volume] (Crossville, Tenn.) 1894-current, 1915-03-03
MUST BE TRANSFORMED.

Our trade cannot afford to longer
oppose an aroused public sentiment"
says Bonfort's Wine and Spirit Circu-
lar. 1T would be like Belgium stand
ing alone against the German empire. {"
And the editor says that in order to
defend the trade successfully liquor
leaders must make war on those
things that breed pposition-must
demand whatever changes are. neces-
sary to adapt our affairs to the de-
mands of public sentiment" The w.
C. T. u, through its mouthpiece, the
Union Signal, informs "the trade"
that 1t is change in nature, not in
method, which public sentiment is de-
handing, and reminds the liquor inter-
ests of the declaration of Mr. Nc
Donough, former president of the Ma.
tional Liquor league, to wit: This
talk of reforming the saloon sounds
well in the form of resolution, but
1t is all rot" The change necessary
to adapt the wine and spirits trade to
the demands of public sentiment is
nothing less than transmutation.