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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07
His Excuse.

In his Savannah camp Bill Dono-
van, baseball manager, had a dusky
hued waiter at the hotel by the name
of Sutton. Bill had to reproach SUIT
ton more than unce for lack of agil-
ity in arriving with the food. Sutton
promised to improve. One morning
he brought in a consignment of grid
dlecakes that had gone cold.
What do you mean," said Bill, by
bringing me in cold cakes?"
We'll, tell you, boss" said Sutton,
81 brung them cakes in so fast for you
that guess they hit draft"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07
SHOULD COOL OFF. GRADUALLY
mistake to Turn the Hose on Per-
spring Team, Is the Assertion
of Veterinarian,

In the hot weather there are al.
ways a number of fools who think
they are kind to their horses when
tney turn hose on them and drench
them with cold water to thoroughly
COOL them off," said a veterinarian as
ne stopped driver from throwing
water over his perspiring team. IF
the horse is overheated," he contin-
ueo, the shock of such a bath on
the region where the kidneys are sit
uated is enough to kill it, and even if
II does no apparent harm the horse
VIII succumb much more readily to
the heat afterward After horse has
Deen working in the broiling sun it
should be cooled off as gradual as
possible. The first thing to do is to
take a sponge and wash out it's mouth.
Ihls removes the saliva, which is poi
sonous, and refreshes the animal
greatly, before it can be allowed to
have drink. After this the horse
should have its four legs bathed-the
mind ones as far as it's launches. the
--OHS OhCo op W CHS CIcSL. 1uSu IL
Is sale to wet its head, neck and the
part of its neck Immediately behind
the neck. Care should be taken, how
ever, to keep the region of the kid
neys perfectly dry. This habit of
driving a team up before fire en-
CINE house and playing a hose indis-
criminately over their bodies is ac-
countable for the death of many good
horses every summer.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07
CLEAR YOUR SKIN
BY Daily Use of Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. Trial Free.

You may rely on these fragrant
supercreamy emollients to care for
your skin, scalp, hair and hands. Moth
ing better to clear the skin Of pimples,
blotches, redness and roughness, the
scalp of dandruft and itching and the
hands of chapping and soreness.
Sample each free by mail with 32-p.
Skin Book. Address postcard, Cuticura,
Dept. Y, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07
Sad Part of the Allegation.

Every darn fool in this town thinks
he could run a newspaper better than
I cant" grumbled the editor of the
Torpidville Tocsin and Guardian of the
Hearthstone, the price whereof was
a dollar year and the time to sub
scribe now.
"Ey-yah!" replied Mortimer Morose.
and the worst of it is, a good many
Of EN- kansas City Star.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07
RIissfuI Ideal.

81 hope" said the applicant for sum-
mer board, chat you have no mosqul-
toes, and that there will be chicken
and fresh vegetables always on the
table, and that the nights are invari-
ably cool?"
Great Scott, Mister!" exclaimed
Farmer Corntossel, hat place are
YOU lookin' fur? Heavens"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07
Can't Be Done.

"Mrs. Giddy has invited all the mem
bers of the sewing circle to luncheon
and matinee party
Doesn't she know they have been
gossiping about her something aw-
ful?"
"Of course she does. That's the
reason she's trying to square the
circle"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07

room.
Il t S Carrie!
They're having
dinner at the Bit
more and want to
come here after
ward. All right,
isn't it,"
Helen started
up with a dis
mayed, "Carrie!"
T b e n, hastily,
ooh, yes-yes, of
course - tell her
we'd love to have
them!"
w arr e n went
hack to [ b e
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07

weakness. For two
y e ars l could not
stand .on my feet
long at a time and /
could not walk two
blocks without en-
during cutting and
drawing pains down
my right side which
in ere a sed every
month. / have been
at that time purple
in the face andwoI1ld
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07

Most old bachelors are hard to
please: they don't even think a girl
baby is fit to kiss until she is sweet
sixteen.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07
Estlmatlnn the Probabilities.

"My daughter is having her voice
trained" said Mr. Cumrox.
rs she a soprano or contralto?"
81 dunno. l suppose she'll decide to-
be whichever costs the most"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07

It's easier for young man to raise
a row than a mustache.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07
DAISY FLY KILLER
w. N. u, MILWAUKEE,, NO. 27--1s15.
Keen WE.

Gotcha-I ran into a burglar last
night.
Jake-How'd he get away from
you?
Gotcha-He went through me.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07

But a married man always gets ev-
erything that is coming to him-and
then some
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07
ecopyright ISIS By the MCCLURE Newspaper gynaeatel

Leaving the receiver off the hook,
came back to the dining
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07
Drink DenIson's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

Nothing interests women more than
a man who refuses to explain things
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07

Heroes have to wade through job,
lot of trouble to get a reputation.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07

With 5000 telephones one New York
office building holds the worlds rec
ord
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07

And many a chap who talks like a
wise man acts like fool
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07
WOMEN CAN
HARDLY BELIEVE
How Mrs. Hurley Was Re-
stored to Health by Lydia
Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.

Eldon, Mo. -"I vas troubled with
inflammation and female
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-07
A Real Dilemma.

I'm in fix" declared the war cor
respondent. I'm in love with a pretty
nurse"
''Yes?"
"She wants me to shave, and my
passport describes me with whiskers."
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-12-07
SUN VAT SEN RECALLED

SHANGHAI, December 6.-Since tho
capture of the Kiangnan arsenal all tn
Chinese residents of Shanghai have de
clared in favor of the revolution. and
are assisting. the revolutionary troops
in Every. possible way.
The rcvolutIonists held n meeting at
the municipal hall and the army and
navy officers present pledged themselves
to the cause. A. Telegram has been
semitic Sun Vat Sen asking him to come
to Shanghai and take charge OF the
movement to overthrow the President.
lhc meeting, which was held at two
o clock yesterday, declared martial law
and has established posts throughout
the city to attend to the policing Of
the place.
The revOlutionists have taken charge
of the arsenal where, ammunition for
the supply of $4,000 mon was found
and several hundred men are now at
work turning out more which will be
used in the fighting which is expected
soon to occur in and around the pro-
vince
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-12-07
OFFICERS JOIN REVOLT

SAN FRANCISCO, December g.
The man of-war Sui Wo was the first
to join the revOlutionists. The Hal
Sen, Hal Kce and Tong Wo have
joined also. At the time the vessels
revOltod their commanders were ashore
at Shanghai to help entertain Admiral
Sha Chin Pin who is Yuan Shi Kai 3
naval adviser and friend, IS: :,
AS soon IS the commanders and their
guest knew of the revolt and the firing
had begun on the arsenal they cOnclud-
ell to join with the rcVOlutionists and
sent a telegram to Doctor Sun inviting
him to come to China and take charge
of the revolution.
Admiral Sha was a former command.
err of the Chinese feet and during the
revolution of 1911 was in command of
several vessels near HankOw. The navy
could get no supplies at that time, 70
joined the former revolution. Admiral
Sha gave up his command and went to
live in Shanghai. He took no part in
the former revolution and when Yuan
Shi Kai came into power he called the
former admiral to be one of his advi-
sers. Sha was educated in England and
is well known and popular with the
British navy officers.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-12-07
The Position of Greece

THE position of Greece in the present world S
L turmoil is perhaps the most difficult of all
the nations confronted with the necessity of taking
one side or the other in the conflict. King Con-
stantine and his queen, the sister of the Kaiser,
are pronouncedly pro-German, while the rank and
file of the Greeks have been, until very recently,
at least, pro- Allies The court, through the par
tcular eAtra-conStitutional powers the ruler pos
sesses has held the nation to position of friendly
neutrality tEea limit Of Greek assistance to the
Allies hsing in the fufllment' of portion of the
Graeco-Serbian Treaty, which allows the of a
Grecan port for the landing Of military assistance
to the Serbs. The, Grecan premier which bar
gained for the landing of an Angio-Fr French army
has been twice removed from office, despite an
overwhelming vote of confidence by the Greek
parliament, and the complete fulhllment Of the
terms OF the Graeco- Serbian alliance has been
avoided through employment of a techncality.
Now the latest report is that Greece will probably
join the Teutonic alliance her price for treachery
towards Serbia being substantial portion of the
Serbian territory in Macedonia
Yet Greece cannot be judged simply on the
surface appearances, nor the attitude of Constan-
tine wholly ascribed to the petticoat jurisdiction
OF his family circle. If the conflict were one of
Great Britain and France alone against the Cen
trail Powers, with Bulgaria and Turkey thrown in,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-12-07
MILITARY GOVERNOR ALIVE

SAN FRANCISCO, December 8, =
Young Sen Tch, military governor of
Shanghai, who was reported killed in
the action in which the arsenal was
captured Is now said to be hiding in
tho British settlement. ....
4, RiEiBg from the direction of the Woo
Sung forts, about an hour s''distahee'
from here by, railway, has been heard
1t started in the morning of the fifth
and has continued all day:
1t reported that the troops of Nan
King have asked thoir military govern,
or to favor tho revolt. He is Hong
K0k Chang and was one of the com
handing officers of the Manchu troops
in the revolution of l9ll, in the bat.
tie Of Hankow. Before he attacked the
rebels he set fire to the city. lie is not
now in favor with Yuan Shi ,kai and the
idea of the monarchy is said to be very
distastcful to him.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-12-07
THElHAWVAIIAN CAV Etf SIFB
FOoR MTHRsN EDITOR TUESDAY soRsRo THE DWa7lRs

TUESDAY MORNING
DECEMBER Z, iols.

Ii Is not likely that even Constantine, popular as
The is with his subjects, could restrain the Greek
nation from espousing the popular cause, If he
wanted to. 1t is the presence Of the Russian
Bear in the war that has held Greece back up to
the present and may, remote possibility, bring
her forth as ally of the two races she hates
the most-Turkey and Bulgaria.
The news Of the Russian drive for Constantine
pie may be the thing to force Greece into partner
ship with Turkey which she despises, and with
Bulgaria which she loathes, against each of which
nations she has been at war within the past few
years But the Greeks do not want Russia on
the rDardanelIes, fearing that Russian control of
the narrow waterway between Europe and Asia
iieans an eventual ABSORPTION of the Balkans into
the Slav Empire Greece. has desired CONSTANT
nople through the centuries. While Turkey holds
it, Greece may continue to dream. II Russia
seizes it, the dream is forever shattered, This is
the great cause for, previous Greek hesitancy and
may be the overpowering reason for Grecian hos
fifty against her nearest reighbor and her closest
gfienIs Serbia. - 'rr WI 'L&<,5Et5
/ tAnother most forcible reason keeping Constan-
tine from fulfilling the obligations made in the
name Of Greece with the Allies is tho fact that
within the Turkish borders today are four million
Greeks. Remembering the fate of the Armenians,
Constantine has had reason to believe that the
idullCllllS VI wal dSdlHSt Wouiu tHC
Signing by his own hand of the death warrants of
the Greeks throughout Turkey. Syria and Arabia,
a fact that must have influenced him greatly.
That Greece will become member of the
Teutonic Alliance, in view of the temper Of the
Grecian nation, is extremely doubtful That she
will side openly with the Allies is growing each
day more of ali improbability. Greece will prob
ably stay just where she is, on the fence, with the
King counterbalancing the efforts of the ma jor-
ity of his people for war.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-12-07
A Welcome In Earnest

+ the enconiums heaped upon the Great North
ern service by those Honolulans who made The
trip on the splendid liner from San Pedro are to
serve as recommendations for the newest Coast TO
Hawaii line, as they undoubtedly do, then the well
come Honolulu gives to the ship and to her pas
Sengers and crew is to be doubled, while the pride
of Hawaii in the fact that we have at the disposal
of ourselves end our tourist visitors the fastest
liner now plying any ocean is increased in the
fact that the ships service vies with the best of
the palatial Atlantic greyhounds.
One matter of importance locally in the in
auguration of the Greaf Northern service comes
in that for the first tinie we have an ocean liner
service between Hilo and Honolulu at regular
inter-island rates. This direct service, although
it is only for one way, brings Hilo within ten
hours of Honolulu and should add to the COM
munity of interest rapidly developing between the
two important centefs Of the Territory. The fact
that the Great Northern is offering Hiloites a
Coast rate via Honolulu at the same rate as from
Honolulu is another concession, while the fur
ther fact that San Pedro passage via San Fran
cisco is quoted at the same figure as the straight
San Francisco rate is something that will I'M
doubtedly induce greater travel from the Islands
to Southern California, to their mutual benefit
The welcome given the Great Northern by Ho-
nolulu yesterday morning, is an earnest of the
great hopes this cOnnnunity has buded upon the
of the fast liner service, a service
which Honolulu sincerely hopes will SO Justify
itself in "a bpsirsft sense that it will become
permanently? =. .{,Hi "t,!~r
1t is. great thing to see the Stars and Stripes
coming. We have seen it going sufficiently
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-12-07
SLEUTHS PLAY CARDS 1o, ,>,,' ,
WHILE ROBBERS, WORK

On Friday night the japanese resi-
dents of the camp in Maunakea street,
near Vineyard, caught a suspicious
Korean who had been lOafing around
the place for some time and took him
to the police station. The suspect was
given an examination by Chief of De.
tectives McDufie who could get moth
ing out of the man which In the chief $
mind would warrant his detention. u A
Japanese reporter, who went with the
men who arrested the Korean, remain.
ed at the police station from seven
thirty to eleven thirty o clock when he
left. During the time he was there he
saw twelve detectives who did nothing
but play cards. We S..
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-12-07

ly that the retail price during the
Christmas holidays will be 45c. a lb.
rather 40c: all 10 wasat Thanksgiving.
Muscovy ducks are plentiful. During
the past month or two the Division has
been Ovetst6cked. In order To- ret SOM
Of the old consignmfSnts+ cleaned up
ducks 'were sold as low as 96c. a pound.
For Thanksgiving a good many Dung
Muscovy ducks were sold and without
exception every purchaser was satisfied
Christmas week the, Division will self
a pair of dressed Mqseovy ducks weigh:
ing 9 to 10 pounds for $3.50. These
will all be young and in first class con
dition.
There Is a good market for Maui Red
and calico beans but very few are com
ing in.
Island corn this year is of a poorer
quality than that received last year
and is bringing a lower price. The
grain weevil is exceptionally bad and
has caused great losses. Considerable
corn has also been received from the
growers in dirty condition and short
in weight all of which makes sales
harder to get and prices lower.
Ou INC
market. Two consignments amounting
to about 80 bags have been on hand
two or tire months despite of efforts
to make a salo.
The market is flooded with lines,
large consignments being received from
Molokai and Kauai in addition to an
unusually large crop on Oahu.
Since the wholesale produce sheet
was published for this week the price
on No. | hides has jumped lc bringing
the price up to 16c, the highest price
in two years.
The Division is in receipt of a wire,
less from the Coast advising us that
one OF our recent shipments Of pine.
apples arrived there in perfect condi
tion and that $50 crates of the next
shipment are sold at $500 a crate in
San Francisco. If the spOilage keeps
within 10 per cent as originally figured
and the fruit sells at $500 a crate a
large profit will be made for the grow.
ers.
The new Marketing Division building
on Mauna Kea street is nearing com
pletion and the contractor expects to
turn it over by the eighteenth of this
month which will give the Division time
to get moved for the Christmas trade
A. 7. LONGLEY.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-12-07
ssiiSsnttIs II. ltN

HAWAI1'S scientific expcrtghay sdone good
service for agriculture andihSvA cprNribut-
ed more than their share to the general prosperity
of this Territory. Now, when snp0 sbisnt is
made that another scientific discovery has been
turned to account in way that will help all con-
sumers of poultry and eggs and that means every
body in Hawaii--due mead Of praise and COM
niendation should be rendered to this public bene-
factor. -.., "a 49,. -. p .-..l. .
There has always been difficultyi inlsraising
chickens in Hawaii The disease known as
'sore-head" which sometimes decimates hocks OF
full grown hens and always cuts down scores and
hundreds of young chicks, is too discouragngly
omnipresent. The nature and cause of the scourge
has until very recently been unknown. Its deadly
effect is too well known to the small farr..er Were
there no "sore-head' in Hawaii eggs would not
be seyenty-fve cents dozen and hard to get at
that price, nor would spring chickens cost twenty
four dollars dozen. looking AT the sittatf6i
from the viewpoint Of the farmer poultry raising
would not be so much gamble, were there no
head %...s-,. ~ w.. -. ..,
Sore-head is responsible for, an annual bill forE
imported eggs and live and dressed poultry fcon-
servatively estimated at not less than $350OOO If
that sum could only. be kept here IL would help
out the small farmers. IL .. = - ~! 81
DIR. Victor A. Norgaard territorial veterinarian
under the board Of agriculture and forestry, has
demonstrated that sore-head eanEbe curedgWithout
resort to that popular old remedy of cutting the
chickens tail off just back of the ears He is not
the discoverer OF the remedy That honor be-
longs to his associates in the California expert
ment station, the United States bureau of animal
industry and group of investigators ia Germany
What Doctor Norgaard has done is to make prac-
teal application of his own and other scientists
knowledge on this subject, and he deserves public
commentator for having made the demonstra-
ton. He has proved that sore-head can be cured
by doing it, by showing how
Doctor Norgaards experiments at Olaa show
the way towards cutting down that big bill Ha-
wai pays every year for imported eggs and poul-
try, to the vanishing point. His work in Kidding
this Territory of CHAMBERS his untirng efforts to
keep out dread rabies, and his successful control
work on bovine tuberculosis and hog cholera are
already we'll known and well appreciated by plan
tiers and ranchers and by the general public Doc
tor Norgaard has added one more laurel to his
crown and deserves more than the thanks of all
Hawaii. ,.. , :. ,. .
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-12-07
TROOPS ROUTED

,rt, IAssoetstad Press ,bt, Federal wirploss, p,
SHANGHAI, December, 6.-The at
tack on the Kiangnan arsenal near this
place was led by General Han Hoi and
devoted body of patriots, sworn to
night against the proposed change in
the government Of the Chinese republic.
The attack, which was successful after
q couple of hours fighting. was assisted
by tie guns of the warship Sui Wo,
whose crew revolted and went over TO
the opponents Of Yuan Shi kai while
their commander was ashore. The troops
Of Yuan Shi kai were utterly routed
and deserted the arsenal. The Sui Wo
was slightly damaged in the engage.
9pcnt by the, guns Of the fort guarding
the arsenal. -'s - :. -
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-12-07
IIsstttlPpu distinctly vst,, the weapons Of our

s. PA. Paul distinctly ssts, The WffPGss Of our
Y Fostunatst t6isi Kind dfids6Aisganent Of the
cure, People soon get tired Of it. They came to
laugh at the. public man who too often endeavors
to clothe his own notions in the mantle of pro-
phet of old. And especially will they be inclined
to ridcule one who has just discovered something
in the Bible, which has all the time been under
his eye, but to which he never thought of paying
attention before. Thus we need not expect this
battle of Bible texts to go very long, concludes
the New York Evening Post. Those engraved in
it may take to heart the warning of Hooker against
"attributing unto Scripture more than it can
have; while Others may be led, in very reaction
from an abuse; to see more plainly in just what
ways the Bible ought to be rule of faith and
conduct. t" -
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-12-07
WEEKLY MARKET LETTER

production of island eggs and prices are
still high.
BrOilers of the heavier breeds are in
demand and sell well but brOilers from
the Mediterranean breeds, White Leg
horns and Black MinOrcas are hard to
sell. Customers will not buy them when
the others can be bought. There is fair
demand for young roasting chickens
and, in fact, any kind of poultry in
good condition. Turkeys have jumped
to 4Oc. Il POUND wholesale and it is like
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-12-07
CHINEStOEHCERSt
HAVE JD|NEDIREvO[Tr
Movement Is Directed Against
Scheme To Restore Monar.
chiaI Government At Picking

(AudIytonal Wireless on rage A.
Si's lafd afs hakihtisg6rts'b flake
Word reaqtPd here that Yuan Shin
lkai had i5tafed thai tbafrevolt had been
suppressed and that peace was restored.
The monarchy papers are printing the
news that the revolutionists have been
defeated, but at present nearly all OF
the Shanghai citizens ar fighting with
the revolutionary partv The late re-,
ports reaching here state that Marking
is in the hands Of the revolationists.