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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-20
Daily THOUGHT.

The perfectly balanced man would
be a nonentisy. To be interesting or
to accomplish anything in this world
certain amount Of onesideness. en-
thusiasm or partisanship is essential.
Bruce Calvert.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-20

Asked il her husband sFsr told her
that she wzs mistaken about zngthizg
fne ChieEzshz woman replied. HE
w0EHdnE dare 10 do such = thing.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-20
Just A THOUGHT
ERE TIE DAY IS GONE.
; ++s+s@++++++


The effects ok opposition are won
derful There ace. men who rise re-
freshed on hearing OF q threat-mea
10 Bnom crisis which intimidates
and paralyzcs the majority. comes
graceful and h-ioyed as bride.--
Emerson
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-20

Did y0nr speech change anybody's
mind
i wasn't hoping 10 change any
bOdy's uaza. answered Senator Sor-
ghum 4 tried 70 find out what the
majority Of the voters thought and
then convince them that vas Tsth
them.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-20

Don't Fou tkiuk re give too nuch
attention 10 Ehe fTivolities Of fash
sOnz~
Yes reried the business nan
But TIC only way to make money is
TO follow the fads ! haven't any
time 70 be ser1cus
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-20

Never place ycu- rings CT 5c=ciry
on che sice when washing your
hands; drop them in your purse If
only for ten seconds.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-20

Never get excited over any demon
stratien Ia the street; a person faint
ing in the street is q much-used ruse
of pickp0ckets.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-20

S1ill- il mnst be admitted that some
folk d0ar know any better than 10
Judge people by TIE fsnery they wear
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-20
No Other Possibility.

The Sergeant Csternlyl-Nah then.
yer young blighter, you amt iarfil'
Al me. are yery
The Young Blighter-Oh, no ser
geant; no, sir.
The Sergeant (more sternly)-Then
what the - else is there on parade
ter larf at?-London Sketch.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-20
4 STOLEN sMILE'R TWO.


A woman loves her home ard her
housework. but her favorite occupa-
tion is that OF plying herself.-Tope
ka Daily Capital
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-20

Nov. Il you think pzcksgettsng Is
an ezsy snap aiken ones mind has
been tul Of rzllrozd wreck dope ali
dzy, yOs have another guess coming
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-20

One effective way for man to con
tess the weakness a his argument j.
10 question sne motives of the fellow
whO takes the other side OF the dis
cnssiOn-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-20

One of the british aTiztors denies
that the Germans put out his daylight
Tor being 2 SPY. While he didn't maze
affidavit TO il. personally ne are dis
posed to accept his statement As
Mark Twain said. the report of nls
death seems 10 have been exaggerated.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-20

Harry Harnnerly makes the official
announcement that he has practically
decided 10 wezr black over white a.
ne coming Country GLIB function.
Bert Barefoot Is stin debating the
question with himself.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
VERY MUCH IN WRONG BATH"
Guests Mistake, 1t Will Be Under stood. Was Not a Thing to Be
 Wildly Advertised.

Smythe's mistake, which is de- scribed in an English contemporary, must have been disconcerting, to say the least.
 You'll find your bath in the out 'ouse."
 Thus he had been directed the night before at the little inn where he was stopping, and that is why he was now in his dressing gown, pushing open the outhouse door. It was dark, but there was the tub, and it would do. He hopped in In the middle of his ablutions the red-faced landlord thrust his head in at the door. In the dim light he failed to see the man in the tub.
 Water quite nicely warm. thanks , observed Smythe, but it's a trife muddy"
 Muddy he hanged," roared the landlord, bursting in suddenly. Your tubs in the next place. Git out of you blitherin' idiot! Not a word of this in the 'ouse That's my 'ome- brewed ale you're a-washin' in!"
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
VILLAS ACTIONS
 PUZZLE CARRANzA
FIVE HUNDRED TROOPS REPORT. ED TO HAVE REACHED WACO
 FROM AGUA PRlETA.

Douglas, Ariz. Whether Gen. Francisco Villa intends to press home his attack on Agua Prieta or pass up the border town and play for big ger game, the western coast cities of Guaymas and MazatIin, which would give him ports for securing much needed supplies, is problem that is puzzling both the American army ot- ficers here and the Carranza forces in Agua Prieta.
 The Villa army began to move from Agua Prieta toward Naco and that town reported 500 Villa troops al ready had reached there Approxi- mately 4,000 others were reported by train passengers as having been ,een along the road leading toward Naco.
 It is known, too, that Villa agents have been endeavoring to purchase much needed supplies of flour and corn, and preparations have been made at Naco to take care of those wounded in the fight around Agua Prieta
 On the other hand. Gen. Gales scouts report that the main body of Villas army, re-enforeed during the day by an unknown number of men from the east, is still within a few miles of Agua Prieta. Villa has sue ceeded in getting near to water sup ply at Calladones and Anavacachi pass and limited food supplies also have reached him
 Every prepar~-.on was made in Agua Prieta for another attack. Gen. Ruston. commanding American forces, also made preparations by posting troops at vantage points in Douglas and moving them away from imme- diate contact with the border. Strict orders have been issued to keep residents of Douglas far away from the international line.
 This was merely a precautionary measure. The general opinion among American army officers is that Villa has fooled the Carranza forces; that he merely nibbled at Agua Prieta, and finding it much tougher than he ex. pected, will now ignore It, with its much coveted supplies of provisions and ammunition. and after his army IS, thoroughly rested and proyisioned Win strike down through Hermosillo and Magdalena to the west coast for a campaign of much greater import anee.
 brief interview between Gen. Funston and Gel. Villa took place over the barbed wire fence marking the international line, short distance from Agua Prieta- At that time Gen Villa assured Gen. Fusion that he wished to avoid bringing American troops into the conflict What else was said is not known. Gen. Fun ston will not talk.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
GREECE POLICY
 IS UNCERTAIN
IT IS CLAIMED SERVIAN NORTH ERIN ARMY IS BEING SLOWLY
 BUT SURELY CUT DOWN.

London-While Greece hesitates the Servian northern army is being slowly but surely ground down before the combined pressure of the A.stro- German and Bulgarian forces. The fate of Nish hangs by a hair, and it is only at the southern end of tie battle front that the Bulgars are meeting with any reverses. There, ac, cording to reports, the British are CO., operating with the French, but as half these reports are unofficial and frag- mentary, it cannot be said authorita- lively whether the British are in touch with their new enemy.
 If the Bulgar-Teuton tide is turned, the best opinion here is that it will be some weeks hence, involving Q pc riod of uncertainty such as preceded the stand before Paris and on the Yser. But giving tke entente powers a months time. it is argued that they can throw 300.000. and perhaps 500,- 900 men into Servia, not including Russians, and with such a force not only dispute the advance of the central powers. but contest Bulgaria's occu- patton of Servian Macedonia
 The Germans remain on the defen- sive in the east and west Neither theeter has developed any large oat- ties, as modern battles are reckoned.
 The Turks continued active in tue Dardanelles region. as is recorded m British official communication from tre GalIipoli Peninsula This says the Turks launched attacks against the British right in the Anzac region, but that they did not dent the British lines.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
NOTICE IS SERVED THAT U. S. CANNOT SUBMIT TO CUR TAILMENT OF ITS NEu-
 TRAIL RIGHTS.
NOTE CONTAINS 15,0OO WORDS
Alleged Violations of American Rights Presented to Great Britain-Eng- land Held U. S. to Account
 When Latter Was Fighting.

Washington.-The United States made public here, covering exhaus- lively British interference with Amer ican trade since the beginning of the European war, declares that the so- called blockade instituted by the al lies against enemy countries on March Il is ineffective, illegal and indefen- sible." Notice is, served that the government cannot submit to the curtailment of it's neutral rights" and it cannot with eomplacence suffer further subordination of it's rights and interests
 Ambassador Page, to whom the note was sent by special messenger for de livery to the London foreign office, was instructed by Secretary Lansing ''to impress most earnestly" upon the British government that the United States must insist that the relations between it and his majesty's govern ment be governed not by policy of expediency, but by those established rules of international conduct to which Great Britain in the past has held the United States to account when the latter nation was belliger- ent engaged in a struggle for nation al existence"
 Declaring the United States "un- hesitatingly assumes" the task of championing the integrity of neutral rights, the note proclaims that the American government will devote it's energies to the task, exercising al ways an impartial attitude.
 The note, nearly 15,000 words in length. was made pubic by agreement between the State Department and the British Foreign Office. It carries with it a voluminous appendix, giving the text of American naval instruc- tions issued in 1862 and a summary and table showing hundreds of yes sells detained by British authorities since the beginning of the present war.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
May Revoke licenses.

Chicago.-After looking over a list of 84 alleged violations of his Sun day saloon closing order, Mayor Thompson said that only three of the cases appeared to be serious enough to warrant action. The mayor said he would call the three saloonkeep- CTS before hln to explain why they had not obeyed the law. Failure to satisfactorily explain, the mayor said, would be followed by revocation Of the licenses or refusal to renew the liquor-selling permission.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Ancients Used Gas Warfare.

The earliest use of deleterious gases in siege warfare is recorded in the history of the Peloponnesian wars from 431 to 404 B. 0. During this struggle between the Athenians and Spartans and their respective allies the cities of Platea and Delium were besieged.
 Wood saturated with pitch and sul phur was set on fire and burned under the walls of these cities in order to generate choking and poisonous fumes which would stupefy the defenders and render the task of the attacking forces less difficult.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
May Be Germans Boat.

phia.-What local shipping men believe to be the auxiliary yawl Eclipse, upon which six of the Ger man officers interned on the Kronprinz Wilhelm at Norfolk are said to have escaped, was sighted about 75 miles northeast of Bermuda by the officers and crew of the Italian steamship La bor which arrived here from Genoa
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Oil Field Closed Down.

Ardmore. Okla.-Five large oil-pro- ducing companies were ordered by the State Corporation Commission to cease taking oil from the formations in the Healdton oil field. As the re suit of the resulting shutdown, 1000 men have been thrown out of work. The Healdton field is in Carter coun- ty. in southern Oklahoma
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
She Knew.

Olive, four years old, went for . walk with her father one June morn ing. Hearing bird singing by the roadside, she stopped to admire his beautiful black-and-white coat.
 "Oh, papa!" she exclaimed, see this bobolink!"
 How do you know it's a bobolinkfs asked her father
 "'CaHse I 'stinctly heard it bob ble," was the reply
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Horses Are Too Small.

Panama.-Much difficulty is being experienced by the United States troops in obtaining good horses for the various branches of the service in the Canal Zone. Very few of the ami mals raised in Panama are either high or heavy eneough for the require ments of the army.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Outclassed.

Were you much impressed by the majestic roar of Niagara?"
 T was at first, but later on, when my husband put up a roar about our hotel bill, Niagara sounded like a rippling brook"
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Norman Is convalescent.

New York;. P. Morgan spent a comfortable night, following the ope- ration he underwent for appendicitis and his condition was in every way satisfactory, according to bulletin Issued by his physicians
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Buqs.

Isn't this awful" exclaimed Mrs. Gabb as she looked up from her news paper.
 Isn't what awful?" demanded MT. Gabb.
 Why here's a woman who com plains that the insane asylum is filled with bugs" replied Mrs. Gabb.
 Well" growled MT. Gabb, whats the blame place for, anyway"
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Britons Are Fined,

San Francisco.-Dr Thomas Addi- son and Ralph K. Blair, both of San Francisco, convicted of violating the neutrality of the United States by con- spring to hire and retain men in this country for the British army, were fined s1.000 each in federal court
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
British Ships Collide.

London--one hundred and fifty i've men are reported missing after a collisios between the British auxiliary weeper HyIne and another British garship of the Gallipoli peninsula. in which the Hythe was sunk.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Fewer Chicago Saloons.

Chicago.-Although more saloon li- censes were renewed this year than year ago. it is said by brewers that 1000 fewer saloon keepers are doing business at this time than a year ago. The licenses of these establishments were renewed by the breweries in many cases.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
lonn Known

Father" said the minister's son. my teacher says that collect and 'congregate' mean the same thing. Do they?"
 Perhaps they do, my son." said the venerable clergyman; but you may tell your teacher that there is . vast difference between a congregation anA a collection. Christian Register.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Count Lynar Gives Bond.

New York. May Lynar, also known as Count Max Lynar Loudon, held since October 13 on a charge Of bigamy, was released on S10,O00 bond As he left the jail, Lynar de clared he had been framed up"
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Bryan Wants No Pity.

Cleveland-In a speech for prohi- pftion at mass meeting, William Jen- nings Bryan told an audience not to pity him for his unsuccessful poli- tical career"
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Break With Won Tirpitz.

Amsterdam. The Rotterdam newspaper Masbode says that Ad- miral von Tirpitz, German minister of marine, has fallen into disgrace with Emperor William.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Just It..

T see by the papers old Tompkins has failed for half a million
 Why, had no idea he had half so much
 He didn't"
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Hints whitIock.s Recall.

London.-The Vossiche Zeitung says dispatch from Amsterdam chal- lenges the German government to ask Washington to recall the American minister at Brusseis, Brand Whit lock
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
800 900 Jews Starvinu.

London.-At a meeting here in be- half of the fund for the relief of Jew ish victims of the war in hussia, it was announced that there are 1,500, 000 Jews starving in Russia.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Rub It On and Rub 1t In.

For lame back and soreness, sprains and strains, sore throat and stiff neck, you must rub on and rub in thorough ly Hanfords Balsam of Myrrh. Re member that one good application at first is better than several light ones. Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
And Lots of Them.

'I see where the Russian cavalry rode down the Germans in the trenches where they were digging in themselves for the winter"
 See, that was horse on them,"
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Passing the Buck.

Our head bookkeeper can add up four columns of figures at once"
 Doesn't he ever make mistakes?" ''Oh, sure, but he's got an assistant to blame them on'
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Take German Of Shin.

London.-A German member of the crew of the American schooner Henry J. Smith, which put into Queenstown because of leak, has been arrested and will be interned.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Italy Wants Jan Coal.

Rome-The price of coal having risen to $50 9 ton. arrangements are being made to import coal from Ja- pan, where it is obtaina at six yen fy3) a ton.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Money Saved.

Ever make any moneyNi in the stock market?"
 No, but I've saved lot by not play ing it."
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
It's Sort.

Military courtship must be trying. Naturally. It is a sort of court martial"
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09

To be satisfactory fiance . man should be all heart. but to be satis- factory husband he should be ~ pocketbook.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
giooest Wheat Yield Ever.

Melbourne-The Australian wheat crop will be far beyond any yield which the commonwealth has ever known.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Norwegian Ship Is Sunk.

London.-The Norwegian steamer Eidsiva of 1,091 tons. of Bergen, has been sunk. The crew was saved.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Another Slap.

Sarcasticus (to friend who As ex- hibiting his new 4d car)-Cute little thing! I suppose you wash 1t in e sink.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09

If you can't get Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh write: G. C. Hanford Mfg. Co.,, Syracuse, N. Y. Two sizes: 50c and $1.00. Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Its Nature.

The new nurse asked us extortian- ate wages"
 Well. hers is hold-up job
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co.,, Ch1eae~ Tor illustrated Book of the Eye Free.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09

Happy is the home where Red Cross Ball Blue is used. Sure to please. All procers. Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
Not Gray Hair. but Tired Eyes

make us look older than we arc. Keep your Eyes young and you will look young. After the Movies always Murine Your Eyes Don't tell your age
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09

There is room for everybody in this pig world-but we can't all have frouH rooms.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09

For obstinate sores use Hanford's Balsam. Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09

A woman's greatest need in life is sovs
The Carlisle independent., 1915-12-09
What's in a Name7

 ''The boundary between Hungary and Serbia is the Save river Well, is 1t going to do it?"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1915-03-04
DIR. w. G.HALES
MODERN DENTISTRY
AT RIGHT PRICES
ITEMS OFLOCAL NEWS

DR.. Stewards lecture on Thursday
church in order to accommodate the
crowd.
Frank Arthur took trip to Shulls-
burg last Thursday.
J. HI. Evans of Platteville expects to
90 to California the last of March to
visit his daughter Mrs. Mason, who is
spending the winter there.
Robert S. Crawford is at home for a
few days vacation.
Mrs John w. Horn, Mrs. A. W..
Thoma and Miss Annie Lenahan went
to Shullsburg on Tuesday on account
Of the death of their cousin Miss Mary
Meloy.
Mr.. and Mrs. Morris Parkinson made
visit last week with Mr.. and Mrs
James E. Jones in Sioux City, Iowa.
They report very pleasant trip. 0. g..
Rewey, one of the trustees, kindly vol
unteered to remain in charge Of the
Home and Asylum during their alb
sence.
Mrs John E. Livingston of Livings-
ton was a recent visitor at the O'Dowd
home.
Edward Gratz and son Ernest from
near Blanchardville were in town on
Monday and made this Office call.
Mr.. James Burke received telegram
last week containing the sad news Of the
death of his sister Mrs. M. FL. Brew.
Mrs. Brew formerly lived here, and her
many friends will be sorry to hear of
her death.
A Washington press dispatch an
nounces the nomination of George
Crawford for postmaster at Mineral
Point, in place of Benjamin T.
Prideaux, resigned.
Postmaster Prideaux, who has been
very SICK has shown improvement the
last few days, and his recovery is con-
fidently hoped for.
John w. Gum. P. M. Frye, Otto
lmhoff and Stephen Imhoff of Highland
were in town on Wednesday and made
The Democrat Office a pleasant call.
John McMurrough returned to Chica-
go Sunday, after weeks visit with his
parents and other relatives.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1915-03-04
RIDGEWAY.
BY EVA PAUL..


Mrs. Jesse Evans and three sons of
Bear Creek, Colo, are visiting with her
father, Patrick Ryan.
r. r. Farwell made business and
pleasure trip to Madison Monday.
Mrs. Milton Zurfeub and Miss Marie
Bischof attended the Institute at
Barneveld Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. James ILaughlin spent
few days with friends at Milwaukee
and Madison last week.
Miss Adeline Julson of Hollandale
was the guest OF Miss Blanche PAUL
last week.
Miss Mabel and Willie O'Neill spent
Friday and Saturday with their brother
Roy at Platteville.
Messrs. Nicholson and johnson of
Mount Horeb transacted business here
Thursday.
DR.. Tyvand of Barneveld :imade a
professional trip to this village one day
last week.
James Buckingham spent.. several
days at Linden last week.
Mrs. John Schultz of Blue Mounds
visited with friends here Saturday.
Mrs. Ida Ruggles, Mrs. ,lSadie.. M.
Price, Miss Anna McCutcheon and
Thomas McCutcheon left:for California
Saturday.
Miss Florence Dagenhart was the
guest of Miss Marie Marks at Dodge
vile Saturday and Sunday
T. 6, Cretney of Madison spent Sun
day with relatives and friends here. -
Mrs. Julia Leigh and daughter
Gladys are visiting at the James Gard
ner home at Union Mills this week. CT
Mrs. j. A. Kucher was at Madison
shopping Saturday.
Mrs. Christensen visited with rela-
tives at Fennimore last week.
Mrs. George Pieh and son George of
Mount Horeb were the guests Of Mrs.
Reese Lewis last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alex. Poast, Mr.. and
Mrs. Irving PAUL and children
Blanche and Leroy, and Jos. Houston
attended the Peterson Poast wedding
at Mt. Horeb on Wednesday of last
week.
j. T. PAUL transacted business at
Dodgeville Tuesday.