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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-04
Standing of the Crews
HARRISBURG SIDE

HARRISBURG SIDE
Philadelphia Diyision-I31 crew first
to go after. D; M: l25. 122, 126, 1O3,
127. 106. los. l2i.
Engineer for los.
Firemen for l31; 127., los
Conductors for 131. loo, 124.
Brakemen for i$1, i25. 122, 1oS. los
Engineers up: First; Kautz. smeltz-
Sober, Smith. Supplee.
shive, Miller, Nissley; Kearney. Dun!
levy. Behman. McCurdy.
Conductor up: Lingle.
Flagman up: Bruehl.
Brakemen up: Frock. Coleman.
after 2:S0 p. m: 22s.
Preference: l. 3.
Engineer for l.
Fireman for 3.
Engineers un: Smith. Wissler, Kugler,
Ulsh. Webster.
Fireman up: Eckels.
Conductor up: Patrick.
Brakemen up: Schoffstall. Pif. Bo-
Ian. Kohl. Roller.
Engineers for first s. fourth s. sec
ond %. third "a. as. so.
90 Firemen for s, fourth S. 20, second
Engineers up: Kuhn. Pelton. Shaver.
Landis. HoYler, Beck, Harter, Biever,
Blosser. Ne laby. Rodgers. Snyder. 10y,
McCarteN Ileby. Swab.
Firemen up: Wilson, Barkey. Sheets.
Bair. Evde. Keever. Ford. Elerner.
Crawford. Toland. Bower. Hamilton. r.
B. Miller. Riffert McDermott. McCart-
ney. Weigle. Lackey. Cookerley.
ENOLA SIDE
Philadelphia DivisiOn-24O crew first
to go after 3:45 D. m: 205.
Brakeman for 5.
Conductors up: Murlatt. Forney.
Flagsnan up: Wanbaugh.
Brakemen up: Mcpherson, Shuller.
Long. Goudy, Bryson. Brenner. Mum
ma.
Middle DiyisIon-23o crew first to GO
after 1901 p. nj.
Five Altoona crews to come in
Yard CrewE-To go after o. m:
102.
Firemen for first los. 112. first 1876
104. second 102. third 10e.
Engineers up: Miller. Snyder, Smiley,
Famous. Rider.
Firemen up; ouigley. Feass. Zeiders.
Smith Raird. Potter. Hanlon. Lutz,
Ewing, Bruaw.
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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-04
Railroad Earnings Show
Gross Earning Increase

The Interstate Commerce Commits
sion reports that the gross earnings
of siNty-five railroads in August hav-
ing a mileage of 1895 We're S106,224,-
500. an increase of SS.259.54 over Au-
gust last year.
Net Increased S4.616,217 to $3S,14s,-
$50 Gross per mile increased SS4,
and net $50.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-04
How Far Nickel Goes
on Electric Railway Lines

The nickel of the passenger on cleo
trio railways has been divided into its
component parts, according to the uses
TO which il is put. The result shows
that out of every nickel 1906 cents
goes into wages of employees, .965 cents
for supplies, IA cent for interest. SO
cent for claims for damages, .16 cent
cent for claims for damages, .16 cent
for funds. las cent for salaries. and
81 cent to the stockholders.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-04
TOTAL CAR MOVEMENT

In September the loaded car move
ment over the Pennsylvania Railroad
as noted at eight observation points
was S1S.s6O cars, an increase of 93.-
S93 cars. while the daily average was
27.295 cars, an increase of 3706 cars,
or 12.7 per cent. The increase in
freight movement and the further de-
crease in idle cars last month forecast
futher big earnings 70 rthe Pennsyl-
v-av
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-04
THE TONE

of the Price & Teeple piano which
by its pleasing quality so attracts
the buyer when purchasing a piano
is found only in pianos manufacture
ed by the Price & Teeple Co. Come
and hear them. Sold on easy terms.
-Yohn Bros, S y. Market So
Advertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-04
PRICE AND TEEPLE PLAYERS

Piano furnished with the Price &
Teeple automatic tracker tone sus-
tanning device with movable track
er bar allowing for transposing into
| five or more different keys. Every
part accessible without breaking a
single packed joint. Come in and
hear it. Sold on convenient terms
Yohn Bros. S n. Market So. -
Advertisement
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-04
VISITORS FROM LANCASTER

Mrs. w. S. Raub and daughter of
Lancaster are visiting Mr. and Mrs
Clark E. Diehl, 225 Briggs street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-04

STs the PS" tns dan h
n err h If m do same sort w
Service + e an Ia beer al " the Wa Dt cooper
n
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-04
SCHWAB BUYS ENTIRE
CONTROL OF PA. STEEL

[Continucd From First Page ]
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THE READING
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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-01-20
The Big Baseball War Is On Beforeo
Federal Judge Lands ii

j
One United States court and some
$4,000, O00-fans all over the country
today heard the start of the answer
to that old question, els Organized
Baseball a Trust?"
The life of the national game, aso
organized at present, was virtually
at stake when the case of the Federal
league against organized baseball, Il
scheduled to start at 10 o'clock, wasq
called before Federal Judge Kenesaw
Lands.
Briefly summarized, the Feds havea
asked that the American and Nation
al leagues, the national commission
and the national agreement, under'i
which these organizations operate
be dissolved as a conspiracy and a
trust in violation of Mr.. Sherman'so
antitrust law.
Because of the far-reaching effectq
any decision in the case will have, no
one of the magnates gathered here's
today would venture a guess as to theq
probable length of the hearing. Il
Everybody expressed hope that ito
would be over within two weeks at
the longest. Both Feds and organ-N
lied baseball officials were united in
a determination to have the case set
tied in as near tig-time as possible II
Every one wants the case over with
in ample time to start the yearly ball
rolling with the ante-season training
stunts.
The first move today was to be-
argument by Federal league lawyers
for preliminary injunction. SeveraIn
hours were expected to be consumed s
in arguments by lawyers for both
sides. It is entirely possible that,
unless Judge Lands sets some spe-
cific time, arguments might run over
until Thursday. Z
Keene Arlington was expected to 4
do the BlackstOnian stickWork for
u l.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-01-20

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES vi
The High Spots in Various Lines of
Sport From All Over
Joe Azevedo and Red Watson,
fighting like demons, battled through
eleven rounds at Denver last night
and then Azevedo landed blow to
the belt that fioored Watson. Twas
a stiff blow = but too low and the
fight was awarded to Watson on
fuel
In the tenth round AzeVedo landed
a couple of blows that were very
questionable, but Watson refused to
claim foul. The referee did the de-
Gliding, however, in the next round.
Packey Mcfarland is coming back
into the ring to fight the winner Of
the CIabby-G Gibbons go. This infOr-
nation comes from Emil Thirty, who
has managed Packey through the
past years.
CIabby and Gibbons have finished
training. All is well and both par
ties and right and ready for the big
mix-up Thursday night.
Leach Cross had a slight shade
over Harry Pierce of Brooklyn in
ten-round go at New York last night.
Marty Cross, Leach's brother, also
won before the same club, outpOint-
ing JEFF Dorman in six rounds.
The latest report has it that Out
fielder Leslie Mann of the Boston
Braves has jumped to the Chicago
Feds. AS the dope runs, Mann signed
a two-year contract with Joe Tinker,
calling for a salary of 1000 a month
during the playing season and a cash
banus of $4,000.
A call was issued Tuesday for
meeting to be held in Rockford Jan.
26 to organize a new baseball league
among towns in Southern Wisconsin
ond Northern Illinois. Representa- |
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07

tr.utH and buchanan Stra.f.|
bH' k.uball Kent CLARK Pastor
SguIat school alto 90 m
Preaching t' o. Subject Tn
th- .Iigu Gon
Evening services
Christian EnIeafor Hf ..su % .
subject chris tisu Eudcltor ina.
Count Leader ~ T. Mathew.
prearHHe 10 $50 Subject. D.,
w. Angry and Siu N0t'"
Won mass or Wft NOT bU ID ,traue.
'r 90 our city The pastor OF tho
church and thr people of I'd. con
creEaii01 shave a cordial U,lcom,
f0r sou We ask lu ehatms,rt
creed 20 Join u- iH aII our .eryis..
We are sure rou HlI De- helped bt
them
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07
$500 in Gold at the New
Drug Store Opening

Ur o. N 500. and J u Ww.Hrr
howe uuU 100 Bran Nrw Drug
-'rr. H.I street. phonr 90"
aUI .r. U.. ... for business I..'
eart '0. their business pn'
afu u.. gold to th0 per
SON .... SLOGAN thai i..
uIr. .his 6. open 'o
over. ... women and child
r'u
s.U. gan and bring or
.u. lur store. Monday
T..|. incsday ana Hn
THar. ... ... "a. viii have Hr
inform .. from @ 20 9 p W
.f ... t viii scr,a dCl..1.
... .r . .ountan In iHe
.ft .' es aud also 1n
r.H... simmer of tHf sou" Oh.
-I in tied HH'
...r.... ...d Co. part'r. p1''
U.f contest and tn op'n-
I..
'iv.
Cd ALLEN
WRATUER
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07
CATARRH OF kidneys
and BLADDER
Peruna Saved Me '

MIR Powers whose address IL given beioa
her portrait. is an ardent friend Of PcrunaA
She SAYS
u ON thankful Co ,e1 sou that my Old
tr1uD.. has never bothered me any since YOU
received mv testimonial Any one wishing
20 SNOW The facts iu my case. II they viii
write me I Will be glad o. answer. Your
medicine has saved me-. and gave mc per
feet health . frequently meet friends thai
know ne when ! was On poor health. They
asA me what has made such a change in
nf always tell them that o. was the
nerve remedy. Persna ! shall praise Peruna
.s IYn- Az live"
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07

Corner 9Th and Fillmore So
Preaching a. n a. m.anud , go
D. W
SUNDAY school at lu g. m.
Morning Theme THE Call cd
lbraham It's practical message
for as.
congregational singing
Evening Theme God and Lifr's
difficulties Tho gospel songs.
q most cordial invitation go
fBuarers aud visitors IN the city
Wo hall boz glad 10 meet YOU iu our
service today
WALTER Is JOHNSTON.
Mini 'rr
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07


Gw -auud ,u"l. ro leave 10.
day for an 'acndrl n.'ne 'rIr
tp Austin
M. France Mary Morgan re-
turned Yesterday from MUlca1.
whore .hp hus Hccu fIc guest of her
brother aud 900, Nr aud Mr.. Ar
i.rr Richardson foI 'yrnl months
Herman Glass arI NIs. Winnie
TIoy1 of Mclean PASSED through
Amarillo yesterday .H route 'o tW.
SON to anioy thD annual EXERCISES
of thr Canyon -tl,, Normal
Nlr 70 o. cole. ct Sedan, y VI
passed through amarillo Yesterday
a route Hum, from ln extended
t.ii with relative. m Nrloau
E., and Nrs W * johnson rhu
Uur bron ru.iiu- 100 'nf Wet 't
street. hove moved io 30. E'.'
Fourth
Row ! n rs Mathis who has been
.0Imrniul .n ,u1rillo ior SOM:
.m. lc0 te-i rIty 90 500 ahHH'
ftrnt, rn .am"ls for lecture
.rH nII ..Er OPS 900 COLON H
N.. NeAI.. % homa md o..'r
state.
Vr V IS .uum ana rbOr."
e ho have Boz 100 .. an ey' 1dod 'r'p
20 Metros. S. are expected H
return bom uo.1, NJ Koil.Hm
arrived 900 f.. ,.. Sa,urdur
SIR mH Wr. . " WWulr nnu
H.tu boon pending seyeIul months
m II pH.n ,.Hu. lr and other points
.mr. tbr ..Ida. Is The guest o'
Door cousin Miss vurthn shelton
ST.. D. H Garrison b. registered
20 tHr TH.. .uI' gwo0d. New YORK
civ
Nr a. I.rrinr. ZOO Tyler
street u. h.. guest Mr. W.
FI hrr uI N..fIr
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07
GOLZx

$50 meeting Of Ia Costura cluh
viii bc held thb week
%
Tho Beau-nOt club ail h. enter
tanned February ~. by Mrs ~ d
tbIaDr 1905 Monroe street
o.
'hr % a. y sClub viii L. ru.
tsr'aurl February Is. M the homo
oi Nr Charles Dammicr
I Westminster Guild niU m.,i
Monday afternoon at 3 O'Clock rul
Ar D. Kanousc. tsl7 Pierce ~
IH. $50. minister Guild circle rin
m.- Thursday February Is .fl
$685.. Ruby Chansl0r
-
I.. Infer-See Club sin moo.
fa Hiat afternoon aith Mr u $40
Co.'S 1905 van Buren, street
o.
IHr Missionary Society OBJ obi.
IU. .re.f methodist church uuT
m... or 3 O'Clock h thc par.or oI
f.. church. L.
IHH ,aupras Alegras Club will boz
entertained Thursday afternoon b5
hr u TrOllingcr. 1908 Polk
street. from 10 q O'Clock
D.
NH O. g. Fox will entertain OBJ.
Thursday Five hundred club TbuI
dH afternoon az her home 1000
I..lr treef from @ Co o. O'Clock
o..
.. Esther McCrory Claptrr D.
d. Niil meet TUESDAY Afternoon
H' o'clock at thc. houie OF Mr. .
su.aHall nos Van Uurcu stree.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07

Corner 1th and Fillmore Si-I
Rev Paul u. James. Rector
~cNage>ima SUNDAY, February :.
SO service m Sa W
'.l- sunday school
% 100 Co. 90. Holy Communion lud
sermon
ieO q W Evening PRAYER HHd
address lNu.i, by Junior choir
The ofcrtory solo at the muru.ug
service win Dr. uug by Mrs Edward
u Mayer
You ar, always welcome
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07
Catarrh of the Internal Organs

Mr James ~ Powell SO. 1890 ".
Walnut ST.. Rosedaic. Kansas. writes.
About four years ago I suffered
with a severe caiarrh ~ the bladder
which caused continued Irritation ana
pain. was miserable and could no.
stand NO or walk for any length OF
time without extreme wcarlncss ana
pain hegan taking Pcrura and "
greatly relieved mo and lr eleven
weeks I WINS completely cured. ana
felt like q new man"
Those who object 20 liauId r,edi'
cine can non procure Psruna IN
Tablet form.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07

sunday school. % a. 81 W Com
muliou service. Ifa u 80 preach
ing 80 evening eUlrc.
Bro j ID Garrison q, Fort Col
lima. Colo. nill flI the pulpit a'
both services
Subject of morning sermon FE,
one Things
Theme for rhr evening hour The
shepherd of INDIAN
Special music
o. " -OWLI. -'pf
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07
CentrpI PRESBYTERIAN

I'n'I ana Taylor SIS
Preaching by the On Tor 40 % r.
pm and $50 M Evening sub
iect Young People of TODAY and
q wear ago This .rmou win b.
Of Interest 90 peop'. or ar are.
thoIsh intended for tha YOUNG POGO.
pie
SuuHa, school g. d. m
'hristIHu Eudo y0r $3.50 Do. m
Bible study "wednesday 800 %
on
We most rordiaiiy invite son 90
attend our service. TODAY N.u
members are received almost ever.
sunday We vili b. Glad to havr
YOU CHOOSE or church a. verr
church home Conc Join rr for
services
e Thomson.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07

Table @ eggs cup butter J cup
pecan. a. cups sugar. cup wa
f.r Beat egg sell beat or bruis'
r,uu Jhou mIr Oh, butter vith
them put water aud ugnr ON tine
tire lud Oct come io boil Mis- lhr
% hole together. stir ven gUl bake
H. egg yustarI
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07

Mahogany cake.
.upH sugar
Ip OF butter
rIu of Wcct mills
CUPS flour
pEE
teaspoon soda d Ylvrd boo milk
teaspoon lemon .lrlrf
enc chocolate cooked lu = cur
5000. Cool and str % cake last
FILLING li cups l-ar cooked u
un mills Boat u.fI cool
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07

'. .ir 5000 poo try fhr Turi..
uirrof AZ rIs Hotel Noon or p m
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07

Three ..rlI0ilnt ll.. 0ut PIN
OF HUrr sauce. C.p .gss fuels
.prusIe bottom OF alHg disN alti
crumbs Du..r ain .ail OF 90
u0upsl De- Cove ..n eggs Aiih
fHr Ufr Hl0 aud n. bite 1ut,
RUH meat Iepeat .fii pan .s full
Cover fltl remuin. crumbs, plac
n oven ut urkc I rumb. are
8r0.. Nu. Kind 70 boiled m,a'
uf. Do used Doc. b. el ham Is best
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07

.Hs uI edr
go oi cream
H1.r ul0u OF butter
.apug table DON %, peanut
HuH.r
Du.I 900 f thicfr Boo water
pom. 0H buuercd vai. lul cut BOO
...HTl.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-02-07

. WRArfiER
80
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-16
NOTICE
Special Meeting of Electors

WARNING is hereby given to the electors of the City of Brideport, that 8 special meeting of the electors of said city will be held on SATURDAY, JUNE 18th, 1915, for the purpose of voting upon the following questions, each of which shall be separately answered YES or MO- to wit: Shall an issue of bonds be author ized to be known as Grand Street Bridge Bonds,' to an amount not ex- ceeding $22O,O0O.OO under resolution of the Common Council adopted April 5th, 1915? Shall an issue of bonds be author l ized to be known as East Washing ton Avenue Bridge Bonds" to an | amount not exceeding $13O, 900, under | a, resolution of the Cannon Council adopted April 5th, 1915? Shall an issue of bonds be author | ized to be known as "Incinerator Bonds,'' to an amount not exceeding | $2OO.00.o0 under a resolution of the ] Common Council adopted April 5th. 1915?
 Shall an issue of bonds be author l ized to be known as Municipal Ice ceeding $2Oo,OoO.oo under resolution adopted by the Common Council l June 7th,, 1915? l Shall the Act of the General As- sembIy of 1915 approved May 9th, 1915, authorizing the city to issue
  for graded schools be approved2 l Shall the City of Bridgeport adopt the Commission form of government? | Shall the City of Bridgeport adopt l the Five Commissioner Plan or the 1 City Manager Plan? 1 Voting machines will be open from l o'clock a. m. to o'clock p. m., for the registration of the votes of the electors of said city entitled to vote at said meeting, at the following l places, to wit:
 FIRST DISTRICT 1 215 State street, corner of Broad l street.
 SECOND DISTRICT. 1 498 Broad street. THIRD DISTRICT. Rakoczy Hall, 62O Bostwick avenue. l FOURTH DISTRICT. 1 1027-1229 State street. FIFTH DISTRICT GIL Norman street, Republican Club.
 SIXTH DISTRICT. 525 Catherine street.
 SEVENTH DISTRICT. 1889 Main street.
 EIGHTH DISTRICT. I 2244 Main street.
 NINTH DISTRICT. | 437 Shelton street. TENTH DISTRICT. 1 AZ Beach street. l ELEVENTH DISTRICT.
 416 East Main street. l TWELFTH DISTRICT. 1536 seaview avenue. (First Pre-
 28s Central avenue. .tsecond Pre- cinct.)
 Given under my hand this 18th day of June A. D., 1915. l CLIFFORD B. WILSON, D 12 d Mayor.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-16
ToDAY's POEM
A REFoRMER WHO LEARNED

Bill Jenkins used to toll and think fur
 all that he was worth, His purpose bein' to get ou tan eIe-
 vate the earth, He wanted reformation an he wanted
 1t fur fair, An made his fellow-man the object
 of his special care, If his fellow-man was hungry Bill
 could show him how the fact Was due to some bad habit or some
 ill-considered act; He was shocked beyond expression at
 the faults that he could find, But wiIlin' to be shocked some more,
 to uplift human kind. He drew comparisons 'twixt folks that
 didn't get along, Am those who like himself seemed
 rather confident an strong. He felt a bit superior an the feeHn kind O. grew That he hadn't no bad habits@east- ways only one or two. Yet his schemes fur reformation on a
 strictly wholesale plan, They didn't seem of value to his suf-
 ferin' fellow-man. He sometimes gave expression to
 opinions aIn1 rude To what he would refer as ''the
 worlds ingratitude.s' He took the failure to accept his good
 advice to heart, The folks admitted that his talk was mighty fine an smart. He didn't und derstand the ways of
 honest kindly care, Great wisdom ain't uncommon, but
 true sympathy is rare. He stopped an thought it over an
 his pulse beat fast an warm As he said, tsI wouldn't wonder if it's
 me that needs reform! This world would surely hit a pace
 that's generous an good If every one reformed hissef an done
 the best he could.''
 From the Washington Star.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-16
An1usementS
POLTS


 PoH's theatre hasn't presented a better show in the last several months than the one which is now occupying the boards at the big playhouse. ac- cording to the unanimous verdict of press and patrons. A great big vau- devilIe show with all-feature acts, and the very newest in feature photoplays combine to make one of the most elaborate programs vaudeville here- abouts has known. Crowded houses have been the result with every pa, tron pleased.
 The vaudeville headline feature in troduces the Nine White Hussars. in the best musical act Bridgeport has seen this season. Under the direc- ton Of Al Sweet. the old f'big show bandnastcr, these talented musicians give an instrumental and vocal pro- gram that is a musical delight.
 An extra feature in the vaudeville program brings here Harry Morrfssey, sstlle singing cop'' and Buddie Eberle, <t.the piano fiend,'' in a singing and comedy skit. Both are local boys and have created a most favorable impression.
 Harrow. the nairthful magician, continues to ssc1ean upi' with his mys- tifying feats- His s.lemon trick" of. which he is the originator, is always a source of wonderment and nirth.
 The feature photopIay is My Best GirI,'s filmed from the big comedy drama success of the same name and starring Max Fignnan and Lois Mere-i dith. It is a most Interesting picture and is adequately staged.
 Other attractions of the vaudeville bill are: Ruth and Kitty Henry. sing ing comediennes: The Bradshaws. in a comedy acrobaic novelty; and Pike 6 Calame. two very clever dancers.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-06-16
LITTLE BENNY'S NOTEBOOK
By Les Pape

WilIyum, wat on erth have you got that peece of string tyed eround yure f1ngir for, it looks too reedickilus for for enything. ma sed to pop last mite.
 By Jukiter, put that avn at the arfiss this aftirnoon to remindf me of sumthing, sed pop. And he looked at his fingir as if it was the ferst time he evvir saw it and then he got up and startid to wawk erround the room slzratching his he'd.
 You don't meen to say you cant re- member wat it was you wanted to re- mind yureself of, sed ma.
 You've hit the nale avn the bean. my deer, sed pop. now wat the dickins was it.
 And he kepp avn wawking up and down the setting room thinking and saying, no, it coodent be that, and it coodent be that that, now wat in the nairn of Daniel Webstir was it, watev- vir it was it vas verry important, I remember that mutcf1.
 It wasent by eny chance to remind you to take me out trolley riding or to the movies, was it, sed ma.
 No, hang draw and quartir it awI, sed pop. And he kepp avn wawking and thinking and skratching his he'd and saying now wat the dickins, wat the nnischiff, lets see now.
 The ideer Of tying string erround his 4ngir to remind him of surnthing g and then forgetting wat, hee hee, sed ma.
 As Shakespear or somboddy sed, tell me wat you lan at and III tell you the dirnenshins of yure mind, sed pop. And he kepp avn trying to remem- Dir wat it was he dident wunt to for get, and he was still trying wen I went to bed and this moarning vile we was eting brekflst ma sed, O, by the way, WfIyyum, have you remem- bired yet wat the string was for, wen went to bed last mite you were still pacing the setting room skratching yure he'd and that was awlmost mid mite.
 remembired it the ferst thing this moarning, sed pop, it was to remind me to go to bed erly bekause dfdent have nuteh sleep the mite befoar.
 Hee hee. sed ma.
 Pass the buttir pleeze, sed pop.