Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-08-11
Last Night With the
= Police

NJ. c. and j. NJ Burke are brothers;
and. as sometimes is the case with
brothers, are inseparable, Last night
they saturated their systems with es-
sence of pink monkey together,
created a disturbance at First street
and Boston avenue together and to-
gether were taken In tow by Patrol
men overly and Rice on charges OF
drunkenness and committing nm-
sance. AT police headquarters NJ G.
forgot his manners, stuck out his
tongue, spread his fingers at his nose
and invited Sergeant r.. s. Fields To
seek climate whore there would be
no danger of his freezing TO death, all
Of which was not designed to promote
the good humOr Of said Sergeant
Fields nor his subOrdinates. Not to
be OutdOne by brother, j. NJ. followed
suit and succeeded admirably His
command OF profanity was ast0nish-
ing and his articulation so perfect
that those whom he addressed hadn't
the littlest bit Of difficulty reaching
the conclusion his outburst was di-
rected at them. incidentally, it was
not without considerable difficulty
that the Messrs Burke were per
suaded to occupy an apartment in the
there they exercised their vocal cords
in manner which interrupted the
slumber of not u few others Of their
KIND. This morning, before Judge j,
X. Clark, these particular brothers
VIII have opportunity to make explain
ation-together
Although Mrs. j. A. Phillips long
since got divorce from her husband.
she mas not been as successful in Civ
ing him the slip as at first seemed
possible The separation seemed ali
right to Mr.. Phillips for a while, but
eventually he returned and begged to
be taken back, with the understand
ing he would be model hubby dur
ing the remainder Of their married
lives Mrs Phillips would not listen,
however j. A. had been tried and
found wanting. so she bid him be
gone. Yesterday afternoon Phillips
renewed his pleadings and when Mrs.
Phillips dcmurred attempted to make
a punching bag Of her Therefore,
he was arrested for assault and bat
terry and othis morning probably will
hear an outburst from Mrs. = which
may be the means of sending him to
the weed gang
J. e. Meisonheimer Is peddler.
Ordinary peddlcrs must protect them
selves with city license before
ringing doorbells or shouting their
wares, but "Meisey" is no ordinary
peddler Therefore. when Patrolmen
Antrobus and Gordon asked Mcisen-
heimer to produce his license yester-
day, he was unable to do so, with the
consequence that he soon was ar
ratgncd before the headquarters desk
sergeant and required to furnish bond
to insure his appearance at Judge
CIark's reception this morning.
After w. II. K'Kim had guzzIed a
quantity Of amber fluid with white
mule wash last night, he became
weary and went 10 bed on the side
walk on Fast First street, using, a
nice, soft doorstep for pillow. Now
PatrOlman r. b. Gordon has instrric-
tions to interrupt all such slumbor,
so naturally when he encountered Mr..
M'Kim he tapped him on the soles
Of his shoes, police fashion, and ad-
monished him against jeOpardiZing
his life by sleeping without coverlets
and his pajmas. A short time later
NJ Kim was continuing his snOoze in
the basement of the police station
wholly Oblivious Of what had occurred
after his lamp had gone out following
that last bottle.
Two friends Of r. P Evers were
arrested last might for drunkenness.
Bvers objected and said so at police
headquarters. In fact, he was so con-
yinced that a mistake had been made
that he upbraided the officers in
chargeofor what he called "bonehead-
edness." "Why, they were no more
drunk than ! am" he said. IAN believe
-hic-me | amt drunk" When the
caller was advised to go home and
lie good he declined, declaring it was
not his intention to leave without his
friends, IAN there wasn't any fly COP
IN Tulsa who could make him leave,
either That was the cue for the
official act and IIvers was led straight
10 cell adjacent TO that of his
friends, there to rcpOse until sum
moned this morning to answer a
charge OF interfering with an Off
Ger.
r. Carter went up against an un-
Usually strong brand of alcoholic stim-
liant while out WITH party OF
friends last night, and when his
friends objected to his carryings-on
they deserted him to the mercy OF
the law After his free ride in the
city's tin Lizzie, Carter advised his
captors TO guard against those who are
friendly only whilo your money holds
out Don you an hah nuttiu 10 do
wild such persons" admoniShed he.
cause II YOU do you'll git in dc same
fix what am"
ONE NOMMTCCTON