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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-27
yer. Fortunately Walsh was big
MAN as well as a big lawyer.

SCIENTIFIC TAXATION. - With
out going to legislative bodies for
laws, doctors have developed a
scientific scheme of taxation which
places the burden on those best able
to bear it.
The most celebrated surgeons find
out as well as they can how much a
patient is worth and charge him ac-
cordingly; and yet they will exercise
just as much care and skill in Oper-
ating on poor patients, from whom
they expect to get no fee at all.
Under this system the rich pay not
only for the work done for them but
also for that done by the surgeons
for the poor.
Lawyers have learned the fine art
of charging big fees when they serve
the rich, but, as a general thing, they
don't waste much time.in serving the
poor. There are exceptions of course,
but the exceptions are mighty few.
This practice of surgeons wasn't
brought about by laws made by rep
resentatives of the people. It is
self government. Where taxation is
governed by legislative laws the
greatest tax-dodgers are those who
are best able to pay.
Very few physicians and surgeons
will refuse to treat a patient because
he has no money. With most law
yers, if you amt got no money, why
you needn't come arOun'.
Possibly honor has a better influ-
ence than law. Men will do things
that are decidedly immoral when
lawyer shows them that their, acts
are legal. Law is often the excuse
for wrong-doing, where if the wrong
doer were without the excuse Of le-
gaIity and governed by honor alone
he might refrain from wTOng-doing.
-O-O-
MT,- roHor%- inJirs%o %ho EFnnrh
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-27

War reports indicate the French
and English have pretty nearly bit
ten off a Turkish wing.
At least one question asked in
Arabic can be answered in plain En-
gIish,
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1915-09-22

antIy entertained the Fifty club
Saturday afternoon. The usual or
der of exercises being over, a very
elaborate supper was served by Mrs.
Margaret Gorham CHASER and Miss
Blossom. All had a pleasant time
and wished Mrs. Gorham many
pleasant returns Of the day.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Shaw have
returned from Bennington and Mr..
Shaw is again employed by the E.
g. T. Fairbanks Co.
Albert Gaudette spent last week in
lSherbrooke, P. @.
Mrs. Jane McAllister of South
Ryegate visited Mrs. c. B. Houston
last week
Freeman Page of Lowell, Mass,
visited his brother, Penn Page, Mon
day and Tuesday.
and Mrs. Charles Houghton and son
of Cabot spent Sunday with Mrs
Heath's sister, Mrs. Norman Jay.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Drouin re-
turned Saturday from an extended
visit with their daughter in Chelsea,
Mass
Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Fourier OF
Maple street entertained a number OF
young ladies Friday evening, Sep
TENDER 10 in honor of Miss Georgi-
anna Langlois. Music was rendered
by Misses Aurora Brunette and ST.
lena Cote. Refreshments were served
and a pleasant time enjoyed by all.
In behalf of those present Mrs. Au-
gust Castonguay presented Miss
Langlois with a set of silver knives
and forks and beautiful chocolate
fset.
Friday evening, September 10,
Ronald Castonguay entertained a
party of $50 friends at the home OF
MS parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Castonguay, Oak street. Music
enjoyed by all and refreshments
served. Mr.. Castonguay was the re-
cip1ent of a beautiful dining room
set in honor of his approaching mar
riage.
Miss Alice Wilcox was called to
her home in Providence, r. l., last
week on account of the death of her
mother.
Mrs. w. H. Knowlton and daugh-
ter leave Thursday for New Haven,
Conn, where Mrs. Knowlton is to be
secretary of the Young Women s
Christian association.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chester Massey of
Detroit, Mich, are guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. A. D. True. They have sold
their property in Detroit and may
decide to remain here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hiram Blinn and
| daughter, Grace, of Frelighsburg, P.
O., visited William Higgins and
daughter, Miss Ellie Higgins, last
week.
Harold Bean and Miss Helen Rob
erts viii bel married at three O'Clock
this afternoon at the home of the
brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs. F. S.
Roberts. They will go direct to Val
paraiso, Ind, where the groom will
study in the commercial department
and the bride will study domestic
science in the university.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1915-09-22
GLOBE THEATRE
Special Attraction for Tuesday, Sep
TENDER %.


TENDER %.
-Four Feathers is the first re-
lease of the Dyreda Art Film corpor-
alton on the Metro program, pictur-
lied by J. Searle Dawley, who has
made an unusual picture of Captain
A. e. w. Mason's thrilling fiction
work. 1t tells the story of young
man, who by reasons of fear fails to
respond to his country's call in time
of war. His resignation from the
army brings from three of his COM
rades three white feathers, supple
mented by a fourth from his fiancee,
the last symbol of cowardice given
him. He is stung to the quick and
goes to Egypt, where the war is on
between the English and the Arabs,
and enlists as a Greek. The screen
drama gives all the episodes of his
career at the scene of strife. His
VaIorous deeds, whereby he saves
from death by torture his three
comrades, his recovery of valuable
documents, and other acts of I'M
usual heroism, force from his COM
rades just recognition of his hero
ism, and they demand the return of
their feathers. In relinquishing them,
the hero demands that they be re-
turned to his fancee. Upon his re-
turn to England, he finds her wait
ing for her feather and a wedding
ring is the ultimate reward that
binds them together.
-Four Feathers" is full of roman
tic interest but besides there are
many tremendously exciting scenes
shown of the dramatic conflict be-
tween the forces at war. But let it
be understood that, while -Four
Feathers" has been presented with
all the martial inspiration for dra-
matte effect, the picture is devoid of
any gruesome details. The horrors of
war are not shown at all, as it was
thought best to leave much to the
imagination in this respect.
This stirring, romantic and salts
flying picture will be first shown at
the Globe Theater on Tuesday, Sep
TENDER %. The leading player is
Howard Estabrook, handsome ac-
tor of romantic ideals and inspiration
who is well known to patrons of the
regular dramatic theaters. He is
ably assisted by large company, in
Guiding the attractive young leading
woman, Irene Warfeld, whose per
sonality has made many pictures eff
fectiVe. On account of the extra ex-
pense in securing this very unusual
production, we are obliged to charge
advanced prices in the evening
Adults 15c, children 10c.-Adv.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1915-09-22
RESOLUTIONS

Tine following resolutions were passed by
Rising Sun Council No. "a. Jr o. U. A. NJ
the death of S. N. HubbeI.
The grim messenger has again knocked at
our lodge door, and called one of our most
honOred and beloved members.
Be it resolved that we hereby express our
sorrow and sympathy to the bereaved
family: That while we realize the great loss
of one OF the most sincere members of Rising
Sun Council we know that our sOrrOw cam OF
compare with that of the home circle: That
we shall ever hold in rem I'm brance his good
counsel, his cheerful way and his christian
spirit: That shall miss him a brother,
as a neighbor and as citizen.
Resolved: That our Charter be draped for
thirty days: That a copy of these resolutions
be spread on our record book, a copy be pre-
scented to the family and copy be sent to
the CALIFORNIAN for publication.
B. A. CLIFFORD, Committee
G. M. DREW.
North Danvi1le. vt. Sept. Goth, 1915.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1915-09-22
Wanted. For Sale, Etc.

(Small advertisements win be in
serted In this column at the rate OF
TWO cents word for the hrRt insertion
insertions).
A FEW REGISTERED Holstein bull calves
Al for sale. UnsurpasRed I'm breeding
cREsrMoNr FARM, Sc. JohnsburyNVt.
RULL CALF for sale. 4monthn old, $50.
@. l. BEDARD.
CHAMBERMAID wanted at once. Apply
Hall.
CONNEcTING ROOMS for housekeeping
- or TO let singly. 50 Eastern Avenue.
nESK ROOM to rent. Suitable for a Pub-
- lie Stenographer, Insurance Agent. or
similar profession. Price only 50 90 per
month, including heat and light. CHAs. s.
HASTINGS. Over Post Office.
FOR SALE. Excelsior Motorcycle. twin.
two speed. $40. Tel. All.
FOR SALE. 10 foot motor boat first class
condition Inquire CALRDoNIAN OFFIcH.
FURNITURE MOVING, heavy team work
of all kinds. G. A. ORD. Phone 1892.
FOR SALE. A pen of seven ducks and one
drake from prize winning stock Bargain
for quick sale. Also a pair of Australian
geese; these are show birds and will be sacri-
Box 212.
TOR SALE. An Indian motorcycle, fine
running condition. Has new extra seat
Klaxon horn and speedometer. Bargain for
cash. Address Box 212.
FOR SALE. My two-story house and barn
or address Mrs. w. ". West.
FOR SALE. / splendid work horse years
= old, weighs 1901 heavy express wagon,
l trotting sulky. Apply at McLeans Music
Store.
FOR SALE. One Ford runabout in good
condition, 1 Buick runabont, 1 Buick
truck, capacity 1000 lbs, this truck has
only been used 8 months. Apply at McLeau's
Music Store.
FOR SALE CHEAP 6 good. End hand
Square Pianos splendid 2nd hand
Upright Pianos These will be sold at a
bargain. Apply at MeLeans Music store.
GIRL wanted for general homework. Mrs
- r. @. Bundy.
+ OST. A sum of money. Finder reward
~ ed. Return at this office.
T OST. Sunday between st. Johnsbnry and
- Miles Pond, valuable cameo brooch. Re-
ward if left at the Caledonian office.
I OST Sept. IL, alligator grip containing
~ small handbag with some valuables and
lady's raincoat, Lost between South Rye
gate and McIndoes by way of RyeRate
and receive reward. St. Johnsbury.
PRIVATE Investigation and Collections.
All business strictly confidential Drawer
1875, Concord, N. H.
~ dark color, good conformation. From
David @. Speir's well known dairy. b. G.
JENNINGS, East Hard wick.
CTANLEY STEAMER FOR SALE In ex-
- cellent running condition, complete equip
ment and tires as good as new. Cheap n
taken at once. Inquire at The Caledonian.
| ITO RENT. Six room tenement. Modern
conveniences. Tel. 1851.
TWO ROOM tenement to rent Inquire IT
Eastern Ave.
TWO REGISTERED JERSEY Bulls, II
and months old. Solid light fawn.
well bred, are good shaped. G. r. WAR
NER. East Hard wick, VT.
ITO RENT. Pleasant front room. 81 Clark
Avenue, near Main Street.
VACUUM CLEANERS for sale or to rent
at McLEAN's STORE. 60 Railroad st.
WE HAVE ONE 125 TON SILO in stock
w for quick delivery, hard pine. A. l..
CoUNsELL 81 SON.
WANTED. A girl for general homework
w 80 Portland Street.
WANTED. Place to work for board.
w Academy Student. Inquire CALIFORNIAN
OFFICE.
WANTED. Girl or woman for general
w housework. Address '. Caledonian.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1915-09-22
RICKER's LOCAL MARKET

RICKER'S LOCAL MARKET
The receipts at w A. Ricker's Market
for the week ending Sept. 20, 1915, werel
Poultry, 800 lbs. q 10 cents.
Lambs, 42O a to 612 cents.
Hogs, 40 @ to 61a cents
Cattle, 70 q to cents.
Calves, 40 % to 715 cents.
Mich COWS, 70 q $40 to $85.
DIR. HAROLD l.. WATSON
Veterinary Physician and Surgeon
20 Eastern Ave. Phone 5S1-M
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1915-09-22

The rs cent piece was made
famous by the American Liver
Tablets, the perfect laxative.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1915-09-22
WEATHER

At Bingham's Drug Store, for the week
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1915-09-22
C For Cooking
a ( For Heating
8 For Lighting
SEE
THE GAS co.
So RAILROAD ST.
GARD OF THANKS.

We desire in this way to express our sin
cere thanks to the neighbors and friends for
their sympathy and assistance shown US In
our great sorrow, also for the beautiful
flowers sent by all.
MRS. ALICE NJ. CAswELL.
Mr., AND MRS. II. A. CAswELL AND Son,
Mr.. AND MRS. CARL T.. GoCNoN,
MR.AND MIS-. G. Z. PARKER AND FAMILY.
st. Johnsbury, Sept. 21. 1915.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1915-09-22
Order of Notice of Foreign Will.
ESTATE OF ETHEL SARAH LAwRBNc

ESTATE OF ETHEL SARAH LAWRENCE
STATE OF VERMONT, District of Caledonia IS
The Honorable Probate Court for the Dis
trict aforesaid: To all persons inter.
ested in the estate of Ethel Sarah Law
renee, late of Boston, in the State Of
this District, greeting:
At Probate Court, holden at st. Johns
bury within and for said District on the goth
day of September, A. D.1915 authenticat t.
ed copy of the last Win and Testament and
the Probate thereof of Ethel Sarah Law
renee, late of Boston, in the County OF
Suffolk, in the State of Massachusetts,,
deceased, leaving estate in said district
duly proved, allowed and established in the
Prot bate Court for the County and State
aforesaid, was presented to the Court here,
that the same instrument may be allowed
in this State the last Will and Testament
of the said decedent, and that the said copy
may be filed and recorded in the Probate
Court for the District of Caledonia. afore-
said, agreeable to the statute in such cases
made and provided
And it is ordered by said Court that the
9th day of October, A. D.. 1915, at the Pro-
assigned for all persons interested to appear
and contest the allowance ofSuch nstrumen
and the filing and recording of the copy of
saidWil1, and the Probate thereof. as afore-
said, if they see cause; and that notice there
of be given bv publishing this order three
weeks successfully in the ledonian, a
weekly newspaper published in said District,
previous to the time appointed.
Therefore. you are hereby notified to APP
pear before said Court. at the time and place
aforesaid, and to contest the allowance OF
the said instrument and the fling and re-
cording of the copy of said Will and the pro-
bate thereof, as aforesaid, if you have cause,
Given under my hand, at St. Johnsbury in
said district this Goth day OF September.
A. D., 1915.
WALTER P. SMITH, Judge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-18
DR.. MATTHEWS
RAPS GAMBLING

A Sunday school teacher cannot
20 10 a whist party and come back
to Sow pure seeds In the heart OF
children.
Gambling II all the same. wheth.
er the game IL played in a parlor
or In a gambling den.
The laws Of God are the same In
the spiritual life az In the natural
like produces like.
Sow In productive soil and reap
many times the quantity sown:
SOW In selfishness and people viii
pass you on the other side
The above are a few Of the elo-
guent epigrams delivered by DR..
VI. A. Matthews at the revival serv-
ice Wednesday night AT the First
Presbyterian church. a large
crowd attended The text was:
BE not deceived: God f. not
Knocked; for whatsoever man
soweth that shall be also reap
DR.. Matthews especially scored
church member. who play cards.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-18
TAKE SALTS TO
FLUSH KIDNEYS
Eat Less Meat n You Feel Bseksehy
or Bladder Troubles You--SaIts
10 Fine for Kidneys.

Meat forms uric acid which ex.
cites and overworks the Kidneys I'm
their efforts TO Hitter Il from the
system. Regular eaters Of meat
must flush the kidneys occasionally.
You must relieve them like you re-
lieve your bowels; removing all the
acids. waste and poison, else you
feel a dull misery In the kidney re.
gion, sharp pains in the back or
sick headache. dizziness. your stom.
ach sours. tongue is coated and
when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine IL
cloudy, full Of sediment: the chan.
nels often get irritnted. obliging you
TO get up two or three times during
the night.
TO neutralize these irritating
acids and flush off the body's URN.
Gus waste. get about four ounces
OF Jad Salts from any pharmacy:
take tablespoonful I'm a glass OF
water before breakfast for n few
days and your Kidneys will then act
fine and bladder disorders dlsap.
pear. This famous salts ia made
from the acid Of grapes and lemon
Juice. combined with lithia, and has
been used for geDerationsto clean
and stimulate sluggish kidneys and
stop bladder irritation. Jad Salts
II Inexpensive; harmless and makes
n delightful efferyUcent Whitewater
drink which millions OF men and
women take now and then, thus
avoiding serious kidney and bladder
diseases IS
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-18
CATARRH CAUSED
BY A GERM
Nust 10 Dsstre, 81 n~fur- tstsgvh Itself
fsn - Cured. says -p~et.ii.t.
@odesfsi ES~a4t. tssn
Isr~sssHi NsAi.stea Air

Mssisfns tsksu frt, shs stomach vui
never cure rasarFh kaa n~tihsr ~iii
shs spfsys deurhss iatisns. creams snA
other temporary reflects thaf mary
eataFfh victims maks q tshit % asirs
To cure ratarrh " seat rstn~ bafN
Fpa mast first drive frera rsur haaY
the miliiens - germs that are fisuFish
ina ~ che timer refrssss - vaew naaz
ard threat ard are saasiuE shs disease
Thsfa IL preparation phlrh does
TITS called fiYutast fpfunouersa Hiah %.
mel hyumsi 10 s~fua Niliipk Napcr
rrsd aiT formed from the psfssf Oh ~
EueAiYptas rom hlnsd wish other hsailas
and saftssrstc Ingredients yaa breathe
fiyesnsi through ths meath sna ross ~
rlesns q a little hard rubber lnhhisf
shirh druggists Furnish with g. This
aardicatsa Ksrmiclaai air rsnstrates Iatn
svrTY feid sut ersvic- % the mucous
uiennhfans - YsstF nose snd throai kills
the cafkrrh germs that lodge fhsfs
soaihes reduces and heals ths swollen
infiamsd membranes. steps the discharge
and opens ap the riaeNsd nose ard air
passages % traiy wonderful war n
gives blessed relief IN five minutes from
catarrhal distress n ever kind and "
you make a practice ~ breathing Wyo.
uisi Tor fee minute. each DAY Tor ft.t
= fsN wssif. not only siii All the sYrip.
tons - ratarrh Vanish but the disease
tseM viii 10 q thiuE - the pass No
one need ifY or buy Hyetnet on pure
faifh naFtsn Drur Stores sud many
other ieadinE druggists IN Seattle and
vicinity sell n With tho positive Faar.
antse that % musf cure cstHrrh or that
the money paid foT " ELL hs refunded
Hvumsi IL very inexpensive amd wifh
this protecting guarantee behind Four
sur base there l. absolutely no reason
SHY any sufferer from catafrh should
not give u fair trial
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-18
CASCARETS FOR
YOUR BOWELS If
HEADACHY, SICK
Get a io-ocut box.

hst lucent boz.
Put aside-Jast oncc--thc Salts
Pills. Castor on or Purga,iv.
Waters which merely force a pas
sagcwsy through the bowels. bu,
do not thoroughly cleanse. freshen
and purify ihess drainage organs
and have no effect whatever upon
tie liver and stomach
Keep your "inaides'' pure and
fresh with Cascare,s. which thor.
oughly cleanse the stomach. re.
move the undigested. sour food and
foul gases. take the excess bile
from the liver and carry out OF
the system all the conatipxted
waste matter and poisons 10 the
bowels
4 Cascaret tonight will make
you feel great by morning. They
work while you slaep--never gripe.
slcken. and cost only 10 cents a
box from your druggist. Millions
OF men and women take Cas-.
carct now and then and never have
Headache, Biliousness, Severe
Colds. Indigestion. Sour stomach
or ConEtlpated Bowels CaEcaretA
belong In every household Chill.
dren Just love 10 take them.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-18
Famous Dancer
"Bobs" Her Hair

A famous dancer recently star
tied New York by Introducing
'bobbed" hair. The fashion will
hardly become popular with people
who admire beauty rather than
novelty. Beautiful hair viii con-
tinue TO be woman's most priced
crown and the hair which gets the
best care will always be the most
beautiful In washing the hair. IL
Is not advisable to use a makeshift.
but always use a preparation made
for shampooing only. You can en-
JOY the best that is known for
about three cents a shampoo by
getting a package OF canthrox from
your druggist; dissolve n teaspoon
full In a cup OF hot water and your
shampoo is ready After its use the
hair dries rapidly. with uniform
color Dandruff. excess oil and dirt
are dissolved and entirely disappear
Your hair viii be so fluffy that IL
will look much heavier than Il is.
Its luster and softness will also de-
light you. while the stimulated scalp
gains the health which insures hair
growth.-Adyertisement.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-18
Billions for a Navy for
PEACE INSURANCE

Tot l Cent for Navy for Aggression

PROFESSOR in Western agricultural college breed
"A ing rats
Breeding superior kind OF rats he IS That may not
look like useful job for college professor have the
lessons this breeding teaching him valuable the
human family.
For this professor is breeding pep into the rats
And in this rat-breedng experiment The Farm and Fire
SIDE finds upon which preach breeders OF live
stock-"breed little pep into your auimals advises
By pep il vgor directed the manufacture
from foods of milk other animal product
If pep" is good thing for have and Tor live
stock possess why isn't good thing for have
Ii isl
Now barking back to the college professors: lie main
ains that lose their pep by being well fed by
being pampered kept too allowed Lie OF leisure
Man. loses his pep much the way. II he didn't
with any the chances that his dad grandpa
both. lost the family's share Of pep" that way
Ii takes several generations TO breed pep into
but good results apparent from the very
ginning
Undoubtedly any with handful oi brains IN his
head get pep" introduced his system Pos
bly the best way to start II would be stop the things
that destroy pepovecedng over-ideness and pamper-
ing himself
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-18
BEN LINDSEY TO
FIGHT ENEMIES

DENVER. March is-Fricnds of
Juvenile Judge Ben u. Lindsey are
preparing today for a death struggle
with the beast
Judge Lindsey has been prom.
ised that a grand Jury will probe all
angles OF the long fight 90 Gust him
from office. and citizens In all walks
II life have assured the iurist o.
their support.
Several prominent ministers who
have examined the affldayits filed
By Lindsey's enemies today m.
nouneed their intention ~ appear.
ing before the grand Jury 20 testify
In hts behalf
Other prominent residents OF
Denver declare they are willing a.
tell what they know OF false aft.
davits and other efforts 70 discredii
Judge Lindsey.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-18

Poor for Golf
An enthusiastic golfer one 81
those fellows Who can speak on
nothing else but golf. was one
day taken by friend to- an 90.
seryatofy Ia hay. look through
the building
tn. golfers friend. who was "A
keen astronomer. gOt him 10 hook
at the moon through the tele-
scope. and then asked him what
he thought Of the planet To his
Hmazemeni. h. answered back
IT'S a RIGHT. but it's awfu' IA
% bunkers
Not Vet
Hans Schnltxei was hunter
man.
Exceeding brafe uadt rleffer.
Hut he has not this season shot
\ mess OF hhssenpfeffrr
Peoria Journal.
The vicar Mas just about 20
give out the banns ~ a marriage
the other Sunday when he dis.
covered that he could not find
the book However. he began
cropping meanwhile for the los,
volume
= publish the banns OF mar.
fiase between hetwcen---~
between n. cushion aud the
seat. sir." whispered the verger.
hosrrely. suddenly realizing shat
the vicar wnS looking for.
AGILE Parent
Papa. what IL Rn escutch.
COM
WHY"
This story says there vas
blot ou his escutcheon
"Oh. yea An rscutcheon IL a
itght-coiorrd s.st. lie had nrob.
ably been carrying a fountain
zen
Remembered ttis Esiqustse
A military man fell asleep
whiie the curtain raiser vas h~,
inE played and woke up when his
daughter nudgcd him and whls
prrrd
"Charisys Aunt,
The colonel iespcd to his feet
and cried
"iil-as me. 10 Il IL. and began
10 shake hands furiousiy with
demuro old lady who happened
20 be passing along In from, %
him. How DO you do. madam
And how IL Charleyf~