The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-05-22
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Second riddle. 49,

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IN aORNINC papers aileae they
Uni have published ~ important
AEA news stories nrst slnce the IL
tanic was sunk. That, Il true, Is not
very important when you consider
the Ie.ooo or more that have hap
pened.
PRINTING today's newa while IT'S
news. in a morning paper. 10 ~ didi-
euit AZ printing the news before Il
happens.
SWITZERLAND. remaining ARMY
neutral. Is an active bidder for the
peace conference. when Il happens.
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+ hrrER billy sunday a finished
cleaning up Chicago, he should be
entitled TO a long, long rest.
o.
ADVICE IN how 20 clean a aaliron
h not as important as how TO avoid
oeins cleaned with one.
o.
STRAW HATS and white shoes
which have beef informed for the past
" weeks are going 70 make a break
for liberty tomorrow.
o.
THE DREADNAUGHTs wind and
winter = hanging on the horizon.
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LOT OF MEN think the slx-year
presidential term would be all right
II they could pick the president.
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EXPERT PEACE producer at Mo-
honk Lake says he heard the same
line OF talk In Germany. The only
way an expert peace producer can
hear what he wants to hear these
days Is TO talk TO himself.
o.
RISING TEMPERATURE being
due for tomorrow. we can look con
adently forward to a rising flock OF
mosquitoes.
WHAT ENGLAND SENS TO need
most IL a new popular hero.
o.
THE MOVIES arrived yesterday
with pictures OF the unpronounciblc
gent who captured Przemysl. They're
just in time TO show us what the
man who Is about to lose Przemysl
looks like.
IN AUSTRIA the old stunt OF turn
ms the pillow shares into war material
Is oeing repeated on a huge scale.
The manufacture OF steel pens In that
has practically ceased.
O.
FRENCH SCIENTIST discovered
last winter that newly fallen snow Il
highly radioactive. Any man who
ever slipped on II has discovered that.
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ONE GATHERS from the Mohonk
Lake discussions that international
lav. In actual operation. is about
equal In usefulness 70 a last years
bird nest.
HENRY Keller TAKES THIS
METHOD or ANNOUNCING TO
THE WORLD THAT ANYONE
WHO SAYS HE ~ BCGHOUSE Is
\ LIAR.
tFrom the T%ontogany. O.. Times.)
Damaging Rumors.
Damaging rumors are In circula-
tion as to my sanity and hat / have
been committed 90 an asylum in the
past all Of which Ii untrue and unless
are discontinued parties oircu-
same will be called upon TO
prove them. HENRY keller.
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Boss Over 10000.
tFrom the News.)
Sew YORK. May 1s.-EoHey calder.
Colum1ia's basketball star. startled
his friends on the campus with the
announcement that he had obtained
a position for the summer with 81 1000
men under him. lie refused Ia say
where n was. hut stated that he
would begin June T.. His salary also
he refused 10 name. His unwilling
ness 10 divulgo the details OF his fine
job aroused the curiosity Of many
hit upon the idea Of lnquirlng
at tho employ ent bureau Of the
university n WINS learned that Eckey
really will have 80. 900 men under
him, He viii bc Waterman in a big
cemetery.
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ana syrup ti5s.oOO. rice. si33.0O0;
'"it"NA'i FA~"f"''t NNA ifthn liNf
3iO6, 900.
shipments 60 Hawaii from tho
United states comprise "A large yari-
ETY. u articles. chiefly manufactures
and foodsuffs. Representative items
In last yenr's trade include iron and
s~2.7go,ooO; brcadstuns. s2.320.-
mineral oils. 1899, 900; cotton
manufactures, Si.3si,O00 manufac-
lures OF wood, si25SOo0, automo-
biles. cars and other carriages. 81
~ 900. and meat and dairy prod
ucts, ti,iOI,0O0. other items rang
Ina from slo0,eo0 Downward include
tobacco minuhctures. spirits, Wines
and malt liquors. explosives. f%ertillz-
paper ana manufactures thereof
electrical machinery and appliances.
vegetables, automobile tires. frulty
and nuts, chemicals. boots and shoes,
nsh. hay. vegetable oils, paints and
,uruishes. cement and butter
The sugar crop Of the current year.