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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20
BY Gibson Gardner

WASHINGTON, Aug. IS. -
>Will CarranZa assure our capital
lists that their interests will be
protected if he receives govern
ment recognition? On this ques-
ton hangs the Mexican situation
Up to date Carranza declines to
give the required assurances.
In New York and Boston are
principally held stocks in Mexi-
can industrial enterprises with a
face value approximating $780,
100000 and having a real COM
mercial value except for war, of
nearly that amount. Many of
them date from the time of Diaz.
Some were ratified by Madero.
They consist of concessions for
mining, railway, rights-of-way, oil
fields, grazing lands, forests and
public service franchises in the
cities and towns.
What VIII lie Do?
The Mexican government is an
endorser of the common stock of
the Mexican Central railroad. 1t
guarantees the seven per cent
dividend. Most copper mines are
7 owned by the Guggenheim Smelt-
ing Co. The Hartman estate is a
heavy investor in all the Mexican
railroads. There are immense
ranches in Mexico whose owners
have held on to the bare titles,
hoping for the long-delayed peace.
What will Carranza do for
these interests?
= Villa early showed a readiness
to do business with our American
capitalists. He did it; but instead
of sticking to his knitting as a
warrior, he went in for getting
rich and spending his riches on
faro, drink, and pleasant-faced
girls.
So, in course of time, his mill
tary star has waned, and old Car
rama, who is a patient waiter,
has been gradually getting
stronger. At last the day arrived
when it seemed that he would be
recognized; and then there came
a rushing consciousness upon the
American capitalists that Car
rama never had given the assur-
ances necessary to the stability
A~of their investments.
What would the old whiskered
pirate do? Would he ratify and
continue the mining titles or con-
fiscate them? Would he divide
the large cattle ranches of the
American gringo among his faith
full fighting men, or let them re-
main in American possession?
Would he see to that seven per-
cent guarantee of the Hartman
railroad stocks?
Appeal to Diplomats
To answer these questions,
Secretary of State Lansing was
appealed to. Also. Paul Fuller,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20
BY MARGARET MASON.
A IL L. n \


written for the United Press.)
Nettie has a nightie
That is nothing more than net.
It's a nifty, natty nightie
And a wee bit naughty-yet
Quite the incest thing in nighties
Is sweet Nettie in the net.
NEW YORK, Aug. 2O.-But-
TEXTILES of fashion ought to feel
at home in the net. Perhaps that
is why they are adapting 1t to
garments for strictly home wear.
Certainly the new net nighties
are honey without being homely.
Time was when the nightie was
a garment to be mentioned with
bated breath only in the privacy
of the boulder. Now they are
openly discussed in the very best
families. They have to be openly
discussed because they are all
open work.
Much Talked About.
The net results is that these
no" htt MS d1c DtlllH NtI1
much talked about.
The designers have created one
model of net robe de mutt that is
slit from the ankle length hem
to the waist where it Is caught to-
gether with a soft bow of pink
ribbon that is run through a
stirring around the waist. A Sec
ond pink bow ties the slit skirt
together at the knee.
The waist of the gown is made
of two wide panels that taper to
mere straps over the shoulders
forming low V-shaped neck and
no sleeves or under arm covering.
| forgot to mention that this
garment is also further heavily
burdened with a row of pink
feather stitching around the an
kle length hem up the sides of
the slit skirt and outlining the
strap-like bodice.
Another More Conservative.
Another net model has a wide
ruffle of pleated net around the
round baby neck, wide pleated
ruffles around the short elbow
sleeves and q deep full pleated
ruffle around the bottom of the
skirt from the knee to the ankle.
All the ruffles are headed with
inch-wide yellow satin ribbon run
through a shirring forms the high
Empire waist line. Here's one
garment that the fat woman can
wear with impunity. She doesn {
have to be thin to wear net
nightie because it's thin enough it.
self. She will also find it de-
liciously cool-almost cool to the
point Of audacity.
For more conservative sleepy
heads a nightgown of pink SILK
null is offered cut on exactly the
same lines as the nightshirt of the
old-fashioned male. 1t has the
same high neck with a neat little
turnover collar, long straight
sleeves and buttons over the chest
with the same neat little seton
flap. Briar stitching in white out
lines the collars, cuffs, hem and
the fastening flap and a bit of
white shocking on each side of
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20
BOAT
is STRUCK
BY ARABIC
ARABIC HITS ONE BOAT

QUEENSTOWN, Aug. 2O-Jos-
eph G. DeLorrimer of Montreal,
a lawyer and son-in-law of the
Canadian minister of marine, to-
day told a thrilling story of the
Arabic's rolling over On the last
boat launched and throwing the
occupants into the water.
Most of the passengers were
on deck or at breakfast when the
Arabic HIT" said DeLorrimer.
Possibly $50 still were in their
berths.
About 9 o'clock we saw a sub
marine approaching a vessel
which We afterwards found out
was the Dunsly. There was faint
explosion, ana we took it for
granted that the Dunsley was tor
pedoed.
about Is minutes later we
had our explosion. The Arabic
stopped almost Immediately, rock
ed and keeled over.
Most of the passengers and
crew took to the boats speedily
without show of panic. | was
among the last to enter the boats.
1t had not cleared the side of the
Arabic when she struck us and
we were thrown into the water.
when | came up someone
threw me hawser. tied 1t
around raft which was floating
nearby and chung there until pick
ed up.
"One of the 10 boats / saw pull
away from the liner filled and
sank"
Stella Carol, a professional
singer who was aboard, said the
women aboard especially showed
great calm in the emergency.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20
HERE'S REAL NUB
OF MEX SITUATION

who made a special investigation
for President Wilson.
President Wilson has been
Obliged to alter his ideas of a
Mexican policy to meet this new
emergency. American capital in
vested in Mexico cannot be en-
tirely disregarded.
Threatened with counter-revo-
luton and the probability that
the United States will espouse the
cause of some rival leader, Car
rama may give the necessary as
surances. This will lead quickly
to recognition of him and his re-
gime as the de facto government
in Mexico and the end will be in
sight.
The administration would like
to establish some such supervis-
DRY arrangement as that which
prevails under the sO-called
Plat amendment for the main
tenance of business stability in
Cuba; but the Mexican prejudice
against the gringo interference
or any infringement of Mexican
sovereignty makes this diff
cult thing to bring about. More
over the influence of the Latin
American countries is in entire
accord with Mexico on this prop
osition. They want no imperial
istic precedent which may rise to
trouble them.
Will Carranza come through?
That is the question.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20
Nighties of Net All
the Rage This Season

the front gives the necessary full
ness.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20
A FEW WORDS

Come upstairs and try on the
New Fall Suits on display---they
come in blue serge, grey and
brown mixtures, stripes and black
lin the, conservative or box back
models--also have q form fitting
model for the young man, with
fancy or plain silk lining. The
young mems suits sell 1918 and
up, and mems suits sell $500
and up. Don't let money keep
you from buying; ask us to ex-
plain our credit system. You can
wear the clothes while paying for
them. We guarantee satisfaction
and fit. No charge Tor altera-
tions. Gateley's Clothes Shop,
Gross Block. 1f26h Broadway,
Second Floor.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20
ThOmpsOn's Delicatessen &
Pickle Specialists

Free Free Free
1915 New Dill Pickles 1915
This seasons pack of dill
pickles is now ready for
selling. They are very de-
licious. Present this ad and
get FREE one-half dozen of
our Heidelberg German
Style Dill Pickles.
Don't Forget the Coupon
Sauerkraut and Dill Pickle
Headquarters
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20
. &%%~~~N1~~A~>~S
y DEATHS q
. ~~@~~@@~e@%e

John Jacobson. age %; yesref-
day at local hospital; funeral to-
morrow at 2 D. m. from G. o.
Lynn's; cremation. II
Mrs. Maria Rebecca Clark, age
rs; yesterday at 1417 Center st. !;
tomorrow at 8 p. m. from Buck
ley-King's; interment In Tacoma
cemetery.
Mrs. Mary ]. Cook, age So; to-
day at 407 East 2sth: at O. c.
Mellinger's.
. o q o o q . . . . o o @%~ q
y FUNERALS .
&c . . o y . o = . q q 90 .
Jacob Wilhelm: today at 1 p.
M: from German Lutheran
church at South 21st; c. o. Lynn.
l.. M. Richards; today at 3 y.
M; from Mellinger's; Tacoma
cemetery.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20
Gets
$1,000 Back

A handbag containing $1,000
and a watch, the property of Mrs.
Anna Hanke, SIC Eighth avenue
south, Seattle, was lost yesterday
but returned today by the driver,
Charles A. Peplow, manager of
the Hammond Milling company
of this city. None of the three
was aware, driving a journey
from Georgetown to Tacoma, that
the handbag was in the car. Mr..
Peplow discoyered it at Tacoma
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20
Two More
Missing F!

Capt. of Detectives Smith today
had his men hunting for two per-
sons who had been reported with
in the last eight hours as mysteri-
ously missing.
One was Caswell Benson, Is
years old, of Puyallup.
Another was w. r. Doyle, who
disappeared from his boarding
house, 5015 South Union av., last
Saturday,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20

Sauerkraut, 2 OTIS. -. 15c
Sour mustard pickles, pit. Zoe
Queen Olives, pit. ....... 15c
Ripe olives, pit. ......... 15c
FISH
Imported spiced Norway her
ring, pit. ............ 1Oc
,100 Humpback salmon, ca. zoe
= "a and B lbs.)
Large mackerels, each -. 15c
; I0r SOC
Second size mackerels, each sc
80 Tor S0c
Alaska herring. doz. $40. soc
Full display of fresh fish at
"a reasonable prices.
VEGETABLES
sRadish, punches :. $500. &c
Onions, 4 lunches ........ DC
Carrots, lunches ..... DC
Aeets, punches ......... &c
>Role beans, 4 lbs. 49,. 1Oc
gFatermelons. each Zoe and 16c
lily onions, 10 Ids. $3.50. 1Oc
pme grown green peppers.
Id. ......... DC
!, North Yakima Fruit q
& Produce Co.
{ Apricots, basket $500. 26c
Lemons. doc. ........... 100
Canning peaches, box. 40c q 800
Bananas, doz. ......,... 200
j. COMA a Sons
Good butter. Id. 1880. AT u c
Fresh dressed hens, lb. !. 100
Fresh dressed chickens. Id. 2Oc
Cal. Jack cheese. Id. -. 100
I. Strictly fresh ranch eggs.
+ guaranteed. dos. ...... .8Oc
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20
CAMERA CLUB TO
BE FORMED HERE

The Tacoma Camera club will
be formally organized at the Com
mercial club, Aug. 80. 1t Is I'M
der the temporary direction of
E. F. Loisy, A. J. Ravotti and l..
E. Hastings.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20
MATHER TO VISIT
TACOMA AND PARK

Stephen T. Mather, assistant
to the secretary of the interior.
accompanied by r. B. Marshall,
chief geographer of the U. s. geo.
logical survey, will be in Tacoma
Aug. &c and will visit the Ma
tional park.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20
RAID BAR:
ARREST 9

The Horseshoe bar, a Pacific
av. resort a bolck from the police
station, was raided last night by
detectives, and four women and
five men, who, it is charged, were
carousing in a side-room, were
taken to police station.
One of the women was released
on $40 bail, but the others are
held.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20
SOUTH PRAIRIE'S
TAX RATE RAISED

Despite the fact that Is owners
of property near South Prairie
appeared before the equalization
board yesterday to protest, a
raise in assessments from SO to
Sc an acre was made.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-08-20
Central
Public
Market
1f44-l0 Pacific nv.
GROCERIES

We extend special invita-
ton to every grocery buyer In
Tacoma to call and inspect our
grocery department. We carry
a uomplete line of staple and
fancy groceries and our prices
are lower than any other store.
This market Is owned by Taco
ma citizens and we solicit your
patronage.
Specials For Saturday and
Next Week
8 lbs. Best Granulated
with every purchase OF so
cents or over, not including
specialist
35c can pure chocolate .25c
Canned salmon, zoe cans 25c
10c can Del Monte tomatoes DC
10c cans imported sardines in
oil, 4 cans for ....... .25c
Saturday Coffee Demonstra-
ton
All day Saturday we demon
strate our famous Country
Club Coffee, a 35c value.
Saturday only at ...... 200
MEATS
Extra Special
Picnic hams, lib. ........ 100
Legs mutton, lib. ........ loo
Dry salt pork, lib. ....... 1Oc
Roast pork, lb. ....... 1e1ac
Cinelli's Virgin Olive Oil
Very special prices on Cinel-
lis Washington Brand Italian
Virgin Olive Oil. Pure, fresh,
always the same. Full meas
ure guaranteed.
Saturday
Regular And All
Prices. Next Week
Gallon cans 1928 $500
" gal. cans. :. LIS 1.55
Quart 80. :. LOO 80
Pint 80. -. so 40
10 pint ...... 80 rs
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
VERY MUCH IN WRONG bath"
Stood, Was Not a Thing tc 30
Wildly Advertised.

Smythe's mistake, which is de-
scribed in an English contemporary,
must have been disconcerting, to say
the least.
You'll find your bath in the out
ouse."
Thus he had been directed the night
before at the kttle inn where he was
stopping, and that is why he was now.
in his dressing gown, pushing open the
clubhouse door. 1t was dark, but
there was the tub, and it would do
He hoped in. In the middle OF his
additions the red-faced landlord thrust
his head in at the door. In the dim
light he failed to see the man in the
tub.
Water quite nicely warm, thanks :
observed Smythe, but it's a trlfle
muddy"
Muddy he hanged" roared the
landlord, bursting in suddenly. Your
tubs in the next place. Git out of it,
YOU blitherin' idiot! Not word OF
this IN me 'ouse, mind! not word OF
this in the 'ouse! That's my 'ome
brewed ale you're a-washin in!"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
SCORE UP ONE FOR JONES
Sarcastic Comment VIII Be Appre-
ciated by Those Who Favor Old
Time Methods of Travel.

Down in the crimson clover zone
there were two farmers named Jones
and Smith, respectively Jones was
old-fashioned and stuck to old-fash.
Toned ways, but Smith, who was more
modern, bought a fine new automo-
bile. One day he was proudly exhib-
ing 1t to some friends when Jones
came along.
"Um," remarked Jones, as he
thoughtfully sized up the handsome
machine. What's that thing there
on the side?"
That's a spare rim and tire an.
swered the proud Smith. I'VE al
ways carry an extra one in case one
OF the wheels goes wrong"
"Jes' as alters said" was the dis
dainful response of Jones. I've druv
hcrses fer nigh on so years, and
never had to carry spare leg for one
o them et."-Philadelphia Press.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
Landlords Way.

John Barrymore, the actor, war
talking about Germany's submarine
policy In New York.
When Germany told us we Amer
leans might cross the seas In safety
provided we used such ships as she
offered, / nearly died laughing" he
said.
i was irresistibly reminded of the
poet who complained to his landlord
Landlord, really must insist or
your repairing my doors and win
dows. They close so badly that 1t IN
terrupts my work. 1t blows my hail
all about my face
'Humph,' said the landlord. The
easiest way out Of that difficulty is fol
you to get your hair cut off, New
York Times.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
TURN OVER TIME
When Nature Hints About the Food.

When there's no relish to food and
all that one eats doesn't seem to do
any good then is the time to make q
turnover in the diet, for that's Ma
lures way Of dropping hint that the
food isn't the kind required.
For q number of years / followed
railroad work, much of it being office
work of a trying nature. Meal times
were our busiest; and eating too much
and too quickly of food such as Is
commonly served in hotels and res.
taurants, together with the sedentary
habits, we're not long in giving me dys-
pepsia and stomach trouble which re-
duced my weight from 205 to 100
pounds.
There was little relish In any food
and none of it seemed to do me any
good. 1t seemed the more l ate the
poorer / got and was always hungry
before another meal, no matter how
much l had eaten.
Then l commenced trial of Grape
Nuts food, and was surprised how a
small saucer of it would carry me
along, strong, and with satisfied appe-
tite, until the next meal, with no SEN
sations of hunger, weakness or dis
tress as before.
Il have been following this diet now
for several months and my improve
ment has been so great all the others
In nay family have taken up the use
of Grape-Nuts with complete satisfac-
ton and much Improvement in health.
Most people eat hurriedly, have
lots of worry, thus hindering digestion
and therefore need a food that is pre-
digested and concentrated in noufish-
ment."
There's a Reason"
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
Creek, Mich.
Ever read the above letterf A new
enc appears from time to time. They
are genuine. true, and fall Of AumA1
interest
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
Ancients Used Gas Warfare.

The earliest use Of deleterious gases
In siege warfare is recorded in the
history of the Peloponnesian wars
from 431 to 404 B. G. During this
struggle between the Athenians and
Spartans ard they respective allies
the cities OF Platea and Delium were
besieged.
Wood saturated with pitch and sui
phur was set on fire and burned under
the walls of these cities In order to
generate choking and poisonous fumes
which would stupefy the defenders
and render the task of the attacking
forces less difficult
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
BABY LOVES HIS BATH
With Cuticura Soap Because So Sooth-
ing When His Skin 10 Hot.

These fragrant supercreamy emol.
lients are a comfort to children. The
Soap to cleanse and purify, the Oint-
ment to soothe and heal rashes, itch
ings, chat1hgs, etc. Nothing more ef-
fective. May be used from the hour
OF birth, with absolute confidence.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
Zero.

I'VE don't hear much about Doctor
Cook since the time he claimed to
have discovered the North pole"
No; | daresay he never fully re-
covered from the terrible frost he en-
countered."
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
Quite lRiaht.

What do you understand by the
phrase a liberal education?" asked
the professor when the freshman class
in economics had assembled.
When the governor comes through
with plenty of spending money" re-
piled the first youth called upon.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
lonu Known.

Father" said the minister's son,
my teacher says that collect and
'congregate' mean the same thing. Do
they?"
Perhaps they do, my son." said the
venerable clergyman; but you may
tell your teacher that there is vast
difference between congregation and
q collection christian Register.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
impossible.

Nov, as to the Balkan situation"
You'll have to excuse me. I'm in
a hurry"
Why, | was going to sum up the
situation in two words"
1T can't be done"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
NOTHING Dolno,

Can ! sell you copy OF the latest
edition of the unabridged dictionary ?
1t is work that should be in every
home"
Does it contain any words that
are not In the older editions?"
Thousands OF them"
Then l don't want 1t in my home,
My wife has quite enough words at
her command as it is"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
Outclassed.

Were you much impressed by the
majestic roar Of Niagara"
Il was at first, but later on, when
my husband put up roar about our
hotel bill, Niagara sounded like .
ripping brook"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

Il see where the Russian cavalry
rode down the Germans in the
trenches where they were digging in
themselves for the winter"
See, that was a horse on them!"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

Don't ask truthful man for his
honest opinion OF you unless you are
prepared for jolt.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

Il see by the papers old Tompkins
has failed for half million"
why. had no idea he had half so
much
He didn't"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
The Case.

"Matrimony seemed largely incl
dental to Henry Wits career"
Il should call 1t more accidental"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

Your daughter is studying art, J
near. Is she making any progress?"
On, yes. She has been invited To
the annual frolic of the illustrators
and has bid to the Art Students'
league costume party"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
Money Saved.

Ever make any money in the stock
market?"
No, but I've saved a lot by not play
| ing it."
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

There is room for everybody in this
big world-but we can't all have front
rooms
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

Glass paving block used in an ex.
perimental way in French city street
lasted less than two years.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

A term in ONCE will In most cases
kill the reform bug in man.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

Hills-What line does your son
take to?
Mills-Contracting. Debts. Fol
dad to pay!-Judge
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

When a man tells a widow that she
Is the only woman he ever loved she
takes 1t with a pound Of salt.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

The difference between ignorance
and innocence In woman is that one
or the other is genuine.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
Lucky.

Have any luck on your duck shoot
ing trip"
Eyes. Didn't catch cold this time
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

He during family quarreD-I sup
pose some idiot proposed to you before
! did.
She-No, when you did.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
Its Sort.

Military courtship must be trying.
Naturally. 1t is a sort of court
martial"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes
make us look older than we are. Keep your
Eyes young and you win look young After
the Movies always Murine Your Eyes
Don't tell your age.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
What's In a Name7

THE boundary between Hungary
and Serbia is the Save river"
We'll, is it going to do it?"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

It's the little troubles that wear
away a mans conceit.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

The more a man is envied the less
rial happiness he mas.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10
When all others fail to please
Try Denison's Coffee.

The tall man is occasionally short
on intellect
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

Write Murine Eye Kennedy Co., Chicago
for illustrated Book of the Eye Free.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-12-10

Passing the Buck.
Our head bookkeeper can add up
1oar columns OF figures at once"
"Doesnt he ever make mistaken"
"Oh, sure. but he's got an assistant
% blame them on"
lts Mature.
The new nurse asked us extortion-
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