The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-08-19
BAUER PITCHES sHuT-ouT BALL
FOR LOCALS, BUT ELEVEN Err
RoRs BEHIND HIM oFFsETs
HIS GOOD WORK.
BUNsLEs, BONERs FEATURE
(By Feter sterIInal


'sDeesa Canon bunch dey max me
theenk os wan beeg. whutchyucaIl.
seeve; there ees notheenk but holes"
exclaimed one Mr.. Tony Sardino. Of
Rockvale. sitting on the end Of the
third seat in the bleachers. wednes-
day. 4 betcha muh brother sylvess
he beata da whole team wit his
strong right arm. He shaka ca
seeve for a Nv"
or course now Tony might have
been Just wee bit prejudieed and
then again he might have only been
following the dictates Of what his
eyes conveyed to his think tank.
At any rate We must confess that
We ourselves were reminded Of that
old song sung most effectively with
dash Of tonsorisl TENOR Bring on
thee Exee-cueshen-er; Bring out that
long sharp Ax-for this fst bird IL
ripe for din-ner.-
We mention the foregoing by way
of preface. in order to prepare you
for the sad. sad news Rockvaie iE-
nominiously defeated the All Stars.
our tried and true. to I last night
Ana 10 think that they did not
earn q single. SOLITARY one Of that
slimmering. giaring. cleaning octette
Of mArkers. Errors. bungles. boobies.
bcners-the Ail-stnrs had 'em all:
ocenns Of 'em.-in fact. all that were
necessary and about eleven to spare.
cpnsidering that that IL the total
number they collected In this easily
acquired assortment
Midss Sherman was The one par
tieulAr stAr-nsh in this department.
with Jimmy McciIntock doing every
thing possible 10 vie with hlm-and
Pearcy was not 20 many Leagues be-
hind either. Il was rumored that
Midge was out for 4 record in this
frame of the box score and We an
nouncs now. through the medium OF
the public prints. that his ambition
has been realized for the present and
for evermore--we hope.
Mister Duncan. who holds sway
between the bIeacher net and the
home plate. was most emphaticaliy
NOT out for high score on passed
balls but he got it anyway So two
records went by the board to Be held
up In the future as scary eoblins to
the awe-stricken countenances OF
the members Of the Junior Y. NJ. G.
A. league
Big George Bauer has certainly
coilided with stone wall Of hard
luck. All season long he pitched
nrst-cInss bail with tennis-nct sup
port behind him In the Commercial
league and then in the frst game af-
ter his schedule closed he ran up
against identicaIiy the same thing.
He must be carrying his rabbits foot
In the wrong pocket.
He allowed but four hits and those
we're Of the simplest classification.
His competitor. Fox. permitted nine
bineles and two Of those were dou-
bles BY Thompson ana Bash. George
was afflicted with Borneotis toward
the end. walking three and hitting
iva but he probably got Wild just
to be In style Or perhaps II was BE-
cause in his generosity he didn't
want to show up his conpatriots too
much. Fox was = bit OF feed himself
1t times, but he had . nne bunch Of
Diayors behind who protected him in
his crucial moments.
Just for the fun Of Il. let ~ place
the game upon = Hypothetical basis
for = moment and msks this state
ment; Il al Of the errors had been
eliminated Canon would have won.
70 o. Because, despite the birthday
showing. they managed to earn one
tally when in the NTH Bash doubled
ana Mcclintock singled. scoring Hanh.
The Rock0hlafteo didn't h6vs to work
10 get thetrs, ~ 20 much easier
ssAea they are given 70 yu4 ~ ! ia,
dent Jon know.
Tom Easton bro0ght over an aggre.
untion Of good plavers asd they -
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