El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-01

VRY time Hogan comes IN here
said Mr.. Dooley, Il feel like
i putin up tn shutters writin' ;
TIL inhabitant iv this misrable hall
is a man iv peace an crawdn' down
into tn cellar among tn coal an tn
potatoes"
What's he been taIkin' to re
about?" asked Mr.. Hennessy-
About an invasyOn iv this coun-
tthry," said Mr.. Dooley. lis no
cams idee that whin this war is over
some wan Of these Eur-opeen gunner
will turn in an hammer US Inere
ARE two opinyons on this suojick
among me militaIv advisers that cling
10 this bar. Some iv tn experts think
that whin tn Eur-opeen powers get
through with each other they won't
have a punch left in thin.
They'll be tired an broke an dis
couraged ayether be victhry or defeat
But other students " this war col
ledge. like Hogan, thinks that IN
country that gets tn decision viii
sthrut arund tn wurruld fairly begin
# trouble, with its elbows out nudgin'
tn other nations off tn sidewalk an
offerin' to lick all Corners, white or
black. give or take twinty pounds
That's me own idee, most " tn
time niver knew annywan to be
cast down by victhry. Ne cousin
Mike who was tn On'y great Eur
Opeen military power that 7 iver knew
personally, was far more dangerous
comm back firm a fight thin goln
out II he had amy misgivin's about
loOkin' like Alexander tn Great whin
he whit fOorth to lick his neighbor,
he had none at all on his way home
His road was strewn with carnage
He whit into battle cam an solemn
like wan who has ben FORCED TO per
form a great moral jOOty. But, dear
nh OUGHT n him gTrneE
tn victhry- Rilitive iv his as ] was,
an bound to him be ties iv blood an
language an dislike " tn Dutch, /
Wud niver dare cross his path his
hat, though dented. was cooked over
his ear, his eve. though black, was
red with victhry. an tn way he
stepped castin' a naughty look 70
ayether side iv him that said as plain
as wurruds cud say: I left Mccarthy.
1yin' low. who wants a fall with me.
stint little childer cryin' to their
mothers knee an made nanny
Chfunyman go to tn roof
While in this state iv mind he was
as lTble TO take a kick at SalVaUon
Army Sandy Klaus with cotton Wnis-
kers, ringin' a bell on tn corner, as
at a Dolisman. or vicy varsy, as Ho-
gan would say. He played no IaN-
rites. He did not seek out tn weak
an definceless, but, be CORY, he dldn
overlook thin He was Tar TOO cour-
d
was onprepared fr him to punch In
TIL long run he had betther luck with
tn weak thin with tn sthrong. Al
though his record was GLORIOUS
wan. thruth cOmpels me to say, Hin
Missy. that his victhries were more
decisive over tn Salvation Army
thin over tn polls foorce- In his en-
counters with tn constablry, both
sides were up tn next mornin-' But
afther a Armygeddon with q frind "
peace, IT was on'y me cousin Mike that
was around.
$50 Hogan thinks twill be with
these cousin Mixes acrost tn seas
On'y worse. Ne cousin Mike was
shilavrous soul. He fought fr glory
an excitement. He Wud scOrn TO take
tn watch off firm his prosthrate foe
But these here gladiators viii not
on'y pinch tn joolry iv the hon'rable
opponent afther they've jumped on his
face. but they'll make him sign a 4
PAPER to come around to their back I
lure ivry Saturdah night an split his I
paw check with thin. With me cousin /
Nike war was war. With these Eur /
1peen civilizations its a combination /
iv assault with a deadly weepin, ar /
son. burglary, ROBBERY, petty larceny 1
an blackmau.
aIfs Hogan's idee that whin tn
war is over in Europe these bellig-