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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1915-07-16
5aniis 9obeoe.

Son gHasiere er iaa forbu1t /
Gpiflaro iom Gegneren 8altp, Ser
tegner UNDER Werfet Son}i. @oltn
er gleoenoe franifitnod> og fit 500
til SDiflan0 og alt, bbuo Ser er
tplt, bar ban ofte gibet l1oilug fine
]btoenoe og on0e &mrifatl1rer af
Spiferne og 0eres' @erreopmme !
Gliois. 9a ban tegneoe lin &arri.
faturiomling: r8rofesior &natlcfe" s,
ltoo Der ct S9bnifrig ODER belle Spff-
lon0, og enonl1 b9rre bleb set, 90
ban uogob fin BOG: uDur's Ct
iois". 5fient 8ogen life %in6ebolot
onoet emo aarrifaturer, bleb Ben
Dog lte1nplet font ct noilag of &gi-
forreoeri, og Ser bleb re1lt Iiltale
moo 8altp. @on bar ga / 8aris
og tro0s fine @e1mers M%obarsler
begap ban fig BOG til Epiflan6 og
meote for @igsretten / 2eip5ig, ser
opmte bam til ct Mars 5engid.
8altD> Ser bar paa fri 500 moo
EN- &oution al 10000 Morf> bar
oberbebiit ON, at BON biloe blibe iaa
iloe bebanolet / Sengilet at BON
fife bolot til Set, og ban foretraf
0erfor at flDgte ODER til Sranfrig
og la6e &autionen / 5ttiiffffen. Sci
bite Jig, at BON baboe bnnolet flogt.
@anife fort SID efter bre6 &riger1
no, og mango af De iom fr%onlfben-
lige fien6te @liasiere bleb orrelte-
reoe og iiooer eromt / Gpnglel.
Set p%nn1tooes %en6ogiaa, at Sorman-
BEN for oen franffe Sorening /
@llofs: ~2e loubenir francais",
Somoin, er bleben ifuot. Mn6re
fremragen6e~ @liasiere font Mbbe
Wetterle og @eii5 unofom ober
ben frantic CREME, og Weii3 er M, M
fronlf @oloat. Sgiaa 8altp er !
franlf uniform og gi6r Eieneite ion1
unoerofficer og Eolf beo ct al Mr-
meforpiene.
Nn er @oltp> alias' @anii, efftter-
lpit al Spiferne iom Sejforreoer,
og man bar ligefrem uoiat en- Bris
pnn bans Sope6e. Omfring pna
tDife Sernbanegaar6e og / tpife '8ln-
De Ter man bans Eortret, og ODER
oct ltaar at lele> at ser. uobetoltes
5000 Wearf for bans @aagribelie.
~ g. ~ -N.E
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1915-07-16

Siemitabn baret Dant til Iangt
itrengere &uloe.
Da 6oradret tom, iparmeoe 8ier
og broge6e 5lner run6t ON Sebe=
blomiterne, og ga De rS0e &loffer
ON gfterauret bang paa Sc iIonfe
|St9ngler n1eo 6eres Sonningfop=
per, ipgte mat1gen 81 ben og nip
pe6e 6eraf.
Da ct Mar bar gaaet, bar Ser al
.lereoe fommet en- Mengoe Seoe=
blomiter. Mo0er @oo CAB bpert
enfef @arn en- go0 Sormaning me6
itg> og oerfor bnr De ollereoe I'M
Der Sor6en billige til at gigre 6eres
Bligt, iaaleoes at 6e iom puggenoe
Smaafloffer oppe / CUBS frie
SUIT flln0e bore fulbe of 5pon1e
og Sfignbe6.
Mor ct fulgt efter Mar. Wo0er
6oo bar ienht fin Gtugt no ODER.
belle Ben bloc 5on0flooe, og ioole=
0es er Sen b1omitrenoe Seoe OBJ
ftaaet.
@ien tab, og Bigen aabneoe 9j=
meme. 5orunoret iaa bun Jig ONT
firing. Oben ODER be116e iummeoe
BET, og pao Sor6en frbb Orme og
8iller trable trent og tilboge. S.:;
rleiite fig foriigtig op, at, BUN baboe
Dog bel life beifaoiget en- eller onben
file Wo6er &o6? Sun iaa l1o ODER
SEN biounoerlig 6eilige 8lomiter=
peroen, og niffeoe glab; MI bi6ite
BUN, bborfra Sen blomitrenoe @eoe
bar fommer.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1915-07-16
Sen hinge Dame (til Grieren):

Sen 1tnse Dame (t1 5rieren):
~Net ST.. Sbrenlert leg CT en6n1t
for nng til at gifte migl"
~Naa ~ iamen 1oa bgrer leg
inoenfor e1 @ang / neite 1gel"
Sen nmse Sprogforifer (I
&onoen): ~&m De buife, ON
man fer paa @gnen / elore STD
br11gte @enoingen rSSeg for beoen"
| Steoet for, font man MI flyer:
vsSeg 6p6e".
Sen gamle 8on6e: uSa, fe no
TONS, onge &erre. &ier po @gnen
bro11er hi aller ga leie nobet, noe
re1sti' aa III 9.6g6el"
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1915-07-16
uSals Yrrit".

S Nor6ipllun6 bar man fornp=
Zig | en- eller unoen Mnleoning op=
friitet @rin6ringen ON Sen iaofalo=
te ~@als Street,, en- Seer og Mi=
rafelooftor> Ser lebeoe omfring for
rige Morbnr6reoes Miote, og lom
ipnes at babe go6e 8etingell er for
at blibe en- fremragen6e b~enoipsielif
Sagnfigur.
Som fit &i6rag til @rinoringer=
ne ONT ~@ols Breit"s 8eorifter
ifriber en- 82=aarig Man6> SIR.
Gbriitenien / Maastrup be6 Eolne,
til ~@en0i. Si6.":
s 1885 bar ser Gesiion / @fa=
!gerr> bbor ogiaa ieg iful6e me6e.
Sesiionen ofbol6tes ON 8interen.
Set bar SEN Gong @fif> at naar
6olfene fra Malbef toni til @fa=
gen, 1na 1amleoeS De / Screen for
at faa 6em en- Snops, og iaoleoes
og1aa 6enne Gong. Men 6a man
bleb 1amlet> op6age6e man, at Ser
mangle6e en- Man6, og set bar, foo=
blot ieg buffer, @eoer Mooiens
Sgn fra &Ittlun6 | Mnlbpf. Mon
leote efter bom / mango Sage, men
uoen &eiultat, og tiliioit opgab
mon &aabet ONT at fin6e bam.
Sen paa 9ommeren blep man
enig ON at ien6e 8u6 efter u&als
Rrel t., og 6enne TOM ga ogioa til
Malbef. 0a bon TOM til @te6e,
bob ban ONT at mootte fomme in6 /
en- 9tue. @trafs efter fom bon
uo igien og iag6e: uNu Tan tt
Men6 gao moro 40 8eien. Ser e1
10 ire 8roer. Sen f6r1te Bro ifa]
S life ie UNDER; men u16er ser
onoen tenfer jeg, at S fan faa li6t
at ie al bans Sr9ie." Yao set an.
gibne 5teo fan6t man gonife rigtie
&arlens Sig. Set bob6e ligget Sc,
tire Maaneoer.
Sbem Der life ngjere fienote
~SalS Hreit"> troe6e ti6t, at bar
bar iinbsforbirret - utaabelig" -
MEN BET bar ban mi paa ingen Moa:
oe. Sor AZ Mar ii6en booze ieQ
| SDer1t e6 5Gn6eraa, bbor uHre
item" fom til mig og Boo mig ON al
fipre fig op til Gbriitian 9itergaarl
/ l1ggerbp. Set gior6e leg ogfaa
Da bi fom til @aar6en og TOM ino.
iog6e ban, benben6t til @ieen
Seq bar b6rt> at 6u life fan ipi
ie noget. S6lg meo mig ino / er
Stue!" Set bare6e life lenge, in
ben De tom I'D 1glen, og 1aa 1ag6f
ban: ~2a6 MT &igen gao fen oe
ifiere en- go6 Mellemmoo, SEN tat
bum bel NOT ipiie." 0g set gior6,
bum. Seq iao ielb 6erinoe og lac
pnn set. SUN bab6e life lpi1t
otte 9uge. ~ u@i1 6u bloc, bben
Der bar giort BET moo benoe?'
ipurgte ySals 8reit" gbriftio1
9itergaur6. n9et be6 leg iiffffe> :
ibare6e Man6en. 49, vDe fon bel
Ter fife gj6re set mere" iag6e @ra
item. 0g efter SEN Si6 fun6e @i
gen ipiie. rSals Breit" fit fol
fin nleiligbeo en- FIN Sage" -
5igtebr66 -, en ugrob Sage" %
ct Saarelaar. Sbor mango 8eng
ban fit, be6 leg fife; men leg fit TT,
&igs6aler for SEN Sur. San Doe
be Ben Gong / 8inbsleb 5ogn.
Set bar 10 / gamle Gage 5fiH a.
ofbol0e Be iaafal6te v&arteballer"
st iaaoant bIeb ogiao boIot bos Ell
Man6 / Sberite6, bbor 81. q. mi1
5plter bar meo. Set traf fig 81
at rSols @ret" TOM til 6teoe fol
at lie poa en- ipg Set. San Ton
IND St11e1 og iatte ftg ne0. 81
6e l11ge 8iger 10 a6 bam ba1
bar 10 ogiaa en- liot apnrte Siglt1
lat ie pau, nabrrltg for Dem, Sc
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1915-07-16
For godt Haar.

Drowning Alexandra's
Hofdamer
i England brugte og
anbefalede Mrs. Ma
sons cold English
Hair Tonic, iblandt
hvilke var Lady Li1li-
an Churchill, Lady
Sara Wilson, Hertug-
linden at Marlborough,
Baronesse Ramsey og
NANCE andre
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1915-07-16

senue og IJerner SkurV Haarbun-
den. Hair Tonic, $1.00 pr. Flaske.
shampoo Cream, 25c pr. Pakka.
Mrs. Mason's Bog: 1.-THE Human
Hair and How to Preserve it, og
en- Prove at naevnte Shampoo frit
.paa For1angends.
PAXTON TOILET CO, Boston Mass.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1915-07-16

eHu US S1dHSIDSC Haaf.
Mrs. Mason's cold
English Hair Tonic" og
Shampoo Cream om-
fatter en- aldeles kom-
plet Behandling for
Haarets Vedligeholdel-
Sc. Midlet,
tilberedt af oplivende og
.rensende Urter, gjgr
Haaret krGllet dig Gin
CON ID 1~ fja., C1...
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1915-07-16
Mrs. MASON'S
0lh EngltBh
HAIR TONIC
OG "SHAMPOO CREAMn

er de to PrRparater, som benytte-
des af Kate Seaton Mason, den be-
kjendte engelske Haar-Specialist,
we'd Haarfrisuren i Vanderbilts Fa-
mile, Hertuginden af Marlborough,
Nine. Melba, og establishments i
New York, London og Paris, som
bevidner diets Overlegenhed for
tyndt, a%ffaldende, svagt, stivt, split
tonda 90 olonc1Rct .IIaar. a...o.I-s.A8B
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
STOP EATING MEAT IF
KIDNEYS OR BACK HURT
Take a Glass of Salts to Clean Kid
neys If Bladder Bothers YOU
Meat Forms Uric Acid.

Eating meat regularly eventually
or other, says a well-known authority,
because the uric acid in meat excites
the kidneys, they become overworked;
get sluggish; clog up and cause all
sorts of distress, particularly backache
and misery in the kidney region; rheu-
matte twinges, severe headaches, acid
stomach, constipation, torpid liver,
sleeplessness, bladder and urinary ir-
ritation.
The moment your back hurts or kid
neys aren't acting right, or if bladder
bothers you, get about four ounces Of
Jad Salts from any good pharmacy;
take a tablespoonful in glass of
water before breakfast for few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice, COM
bined with lithia, and has been used
for generations to flush clogged kid
neys and stimulate them to normal
activity; also to neutralize the acids in
the urine SO it no longer irritates, thus
ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts cannot injure anyone:
makes a delightful effervescent lithia-
water drink which millions of men and
women take now and then to keep the
kidneys and urinary organs clean, thus
avoiding serious kidney disease.-Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
CUSS WORDS WERE COSTLY
Autoist Tells Friend of His Expert
ences in. Jay Town Where Con-
stable Was Not Needed.

Beware of that jay town ten miles
OUT said the autoist.
why sol" inquired his friend.
There was no constable there the last
time l passed"
They don't need constable.
There's thank-you-ma'am that throws
your car into a ditch. Then the JUS
tice of the peace comes along and
fines you $40 for obstructing the high
pay and $40 for the use of a team
to pull you out. The harness is fixed
to break, and that costs SIS more. BY
that time a man loses his temper.
The, justice waits until he runs out
of breath and then charges him 81 a
cuss word"
''Holy smoke-so it cost you total
of $27?"
"a total of what? 1t cost me just
sos, and even at that l think he lost
count. "--Philadelpkia Ledger.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
CHAPTER VIl-Contlnued.

At night, however, she was obliged
% admit that he could not be coming;
and then, Quivering with honest anxi-
ETY. for her old friend, Blossy dipped
into her emergency fund, which she
Kept in the heart of little pink china
pig on q shelf in her room-a pink
china pig with a lid made of stiff
black hair standing on edge in the
middle Of his back-and sent tele-
gram to Captain Darby, asking If he
were sick.
The answer came back slowly by
mail, to find Blossy on the verge OF
n nervous collapse, under the care Of
all the women in the house.
That letter Blossy never showed to
Brother Abe. nor to any one else.
Neither did she treasure 1t in the SEN
ktmental trunk beneath the attic caves.
The letter ran:
Dear Betsy Ann: never felt better in
my life. Amt been sick a minute. Just
made UP my mind was a old fool, and
was going to quit. II you change your in
&entions at any time. just drop me pos
&AL AS ever.
SAM'L DARBY. ESQ.
This, Captain Darby, makes your
rejection flnal," vowed Blossy to her
self, as she tore the note into frag-
ments and drowned them in the spir-
Its of lavender with which the sisters
had been seeking to soothe her dis
kracted nerves
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
'CAsCARETS' ACT
ON LIVER; BOWELS
No sick headache, billouSneSS'
bad taste or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10-cent box.

Are you keeping your boWels' W.
and stomach clean, pure ana llesA
with Cascarets, or merely forcing
passageway every few days Win
Salts. Cathartic Pills, Castor Oii u
Purgative Waters?
Stop having bowel wash-day. Let
Cascarets thoroughly cleanse ana reg
ulate the stomach, remove the sou4
and fermenting food and foul gases
take the excess bile from the liver
and carry out of the system all inc
constipated waste matter and polsons
in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will make you
feel great by morning. They WORK
while you sleep-never grippe, sicKen
or cause any inconvenience, and cost
only 10 cents box from your store.
Millions of men and women take =
Cascaret now and then and never
have Headache, Biliousness, Coated
Tongue, Indigestion, Sour Stomach or
Constipation Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
Wanted a Little Praise Himself.

Following a disastrous fire in a west
ern city, many men and women gath
cred to look at the ruins. Some Of the
men, seeing that wall near which
they were standing was topping. made
haste to get out of the way, and mar
rowly escaped being crushed.
Johnny Brabison, a good Irish citi-
zen, was so near the wall that he could
not escape with the others. So, whirl-
ing about, he made for door In the
wall, burst through 1t, and came out
on the other side safe, and evidently
very proud Of his exploit. Women
who had shut their eyes and shrieked
when they saw his danger now gath
cred round him in great Joy, and cried
out:
Praise heaven, Johnny Rrabison,
down on your knees, and thank
heaven!"
"Yis yis," said he, "and I will, but
wasn't 1t injaneyous inn me, now?'-
Youths Companion.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
Copyright by The Ceue1
SYNOPSIS.

Captain Abraham Rose and AngeHne,
his wife, have lost their little nome
Through Abe's unlucky purchase or Iena,
ny Gold mining stock. Their noussho af1
they have left. will place Abe In the Old
Mans home. or Angy in the Old LADIES'
home. Both are seif-sacrifcing but ABE
decides: "My dear this is the fust time n {.
I've had q chance to take the wust or 1t;
The old couple bid good-by to the little
Mouse. Terror OF what folks will say.
sends them along by-paths to the gate OF
the Old Ladies' home. Miss Abigail. ma.
tron OF the Old Ladies' home, hears or
the I'll fortune of the old couple. She tells
the othsr old ladies. and Blossy. who has
paid q double fee for the only double bed
Chamber. voices the unanimous verdict
that Abe must be taken in with his wife
Abe awakens next morning to And that
he is ''Old Lady No. 81" The old ladies'
give him such warm welcome that ne
1s made to feel at home at once. Brother
Abe expands under the warm reception
of the sisters. and a reign OF peace begins
in the Old Ladies' home. Abe Is the cen;
ter OF the community: The semi.annuai
visit OF Blossy's aged lover. Capt Samuel
Darby, Ia due. Abe advises her to marry
Aaim. Fer the first time the captain Tails
20 appear.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
Willie Knew.

Some time ago the teacher of a pub
lie school was instructing class In
geography, and when it came time TO
hand out a few questions she turned
to Willie Smith.
Willie" she said, "can you tell me
what is one of the principal products
of the West Indies?"
mo, ma'am," frankly answered VIII
lie, after a moments hesitation.
Just think bit," encouragingly re-
turned the teacher; where does the
sugar come from that you use at your
house?"
Sometimes from the store" an
swered Willie, "and sometimes we Dor
row it from the neXt-door neighbor."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
RAP AT CHERISHED BELIEFS
Cleopatra Not as Beautiful as Pictured
and Nero Didn't Fiddle While
Rome Was Burning.

cleopatra was not as beautiful as
she is said to have been," remarked
the iconoclastic man.
There you go!" exclaimed the old
fashioned orator, trying to upset
other peoples cherished beliefs. May
be Nero didn't fiddle while Rome was
burning?"
81 don't believe he. did"
II refuse to have anything further
to do with you, sir. The beauty of
Cleopatra and the peridy Of Nero have
served me as an illustration in hun
dreds of speeches. Where would be
IL either one of these so-called delu-
sions were swept from the minds of
the common people?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
CHAPTER VIII.
The Anniversary.

About this time Blossy developed q
Tendency to draw Brother Abraham
aside at every opportunity, convenient
or inconvenient, in order to put such
questions as these to him:
Didn't you say 1t is fully thirty-five
years since you and Captain Darby
were on the beach together? Do you
think he has grown much olderf Had
he lost his hair then? Did he care
for the opposite sex? Was he very
brave-or would you say more brave
than stubborn and contrary? Isn't 1t
n blessing that never married him 7"
Fearful OF the ridicule or the sisters,
Blossy was always careful to conduct
these inquiries In whispers, or af least
IN undertones with great observance
OF secrecy, sometimes stopping Abe on
the stairs, sometimes beckoning him
TO her side when she was busy about
her household tasks on the pretense Of
requiring his assistance. On one oc-
casion she even went so far as to In
veigle him into holding a skein Of
wool about his clumsy hands, while
abe wound the violet worsted into q
ball, and delicately inquired If he be-
aieved Samuel spoke the truth when
he protested that he had never paid
court to any other woman.
Alas, Blossy's FREQUENT tete-a-tetes
with the amused but sometimes impa-
tient Abraham started All exceedingly
fcolish suspicion. When, asked the
sisters of one another, did Abe ever
help any one. save Blossy. shell dried
beans or pick over prunes? When had
NE ever been known to hold wool for
Angy's winding? Not once since
wooing time, warrant you. What
could this continual hobnobbing and
going of into corners mean. except
Hirtationf
Ruby Lee whispered it first into
Aunt Nancy's good ear. Aunt Nancy
anduiged IN four pinches Of snuff In
rapid succession. sneezed an amazing
number OF times. and then acridly In
formed Ruby Lee that she was zeal
GUS cat" and always had been one.
However. Aunt Nancy could nor re-
HIGlu IKOAn O<AAA9 AAS tAS SO0SAp 70 MISS
GIlie, adding that she herself had been
suspicious OF .Abe's behavior from the
start
-oh. no, mol" cried the shocked and
shrinking spinster. And Angy so
cheerful ell the time. don't believe
st."
But whisper, whisper. buzz, buzz,
went the gossip, until finally 1t reached
che pinl. little ears at the side OF
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
EuturIs4 Window pispIax.

An Oxford street store has turned
one of its windows into a futurist
boudoir, which is q regular ''Midsum.
mer Nights Dream"
There Is an oxydtzed bed with black
sheets and pillows. black and white
striped wall paper, spruce and orange
cushions scattered about at random
on sofas or on the floor. and finally,
one of these very green china par
rots. the reason OF which Is not ap-
parent.-Washington Herald
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
No Landmarks In Space.

There are no landmarks In space;
one portion of space is exactly like
every other portion, SO that we cannot
tell where we are. We are. as it were,
In an unruf1ed sea, without stars, COM
pass, soundicgs, wind or tide, and
we cannot tell In what direction we
are going. We have no log which we
cast out to take dead reckoning by;
we may compute our rate OF motion
with respect &c neighboring bodies,
but we do not know how these bod
les may be moving In space"-Max-
well
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
UnWarranted Peril.

"This penitentiary wants reform
ing!" said the man who was reading
the paper.
"Is something shocking going on?"
inquired his wife.
Il should say so. Here's story of
a prisoner who was allowed to ride
up and down Broadway in an auto
mobile!"
Horrors! It's bad enough to put
man in prison without encouraging
him to risk his life"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
Met His Match,

what has become of your local bad
news MANI"
HE got his" replied the citizen Of
Ochre Gulch. "He was riding his horse
in and out of stores and saloons the
other day when a tenderfoot came
along in an automobile and ran all
over him"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
TrYinu to Be Merry.

II see you are being investigated"
said the chatty young woman.
EYES," replied Mr.. Cumrox, with a
determined air of cheerfulness. "My
business affairs have been made the
object of some formal curiosity"
"Are you in the manufacturing
business?"
''No-unless you might be pleased
to call our business office a malefac-
tory Of great wealth"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
Speeches..

Blondine-Hear about Gerry Gid
digad?
Brunetta-What about her?
Knocked speeches. by street
car"
"But I just passed her few mo-
ments ago and she spoke to me-"
81 know, but she was on her way to
a meeting to make an address, and
when the car hit her she lost her man
uscript"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
You mean he's so depressed?"
Assumption of Rank.

Dearest" said the sentimental
bridegroom after the wedding cere-
mony, edo you think that I'll prove to
be a satisfactory mater"
ooh, guess you'll do all right" re-
sponded the practical bride; "and now
look me over and tell me what you
think of your captain"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
Peace Also Began at Home.

els it true" asked the society re-
porter, that you and several other
neighbors have contributed to a fund
to send Mr.. Browns daughter abroad
to finish her education?"
absolutely" replied the gentleman
addressed; "as president Of our local
peace society I headed the list"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
His SAGE Method.

"How is it that young DR.. Pipsis-
sewa has succeeded in building up a
large practice so quickly?"
ooh, he tells his men patients that
they work their brains far harder than
their bodies, and his women patients
that for some time they have kept
up solely by their wills. Naturally,
he cannot help but succeed. Puck.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
CARE FOR YOUR HAIR
BY Frequent Shampoos With cuticura
Soap. Trial Free.

Precede shampoos by touches of
Cuticura Ointment If needed to spots
of dandruff, itching and irritation of
the scalp. Nothing better for the -om-
plexion, hair, hands or skin than these
fragrant supercreamy emollients. Also
as preparations for the toilet.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept Ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
The Prospect.

"You don't seem anxious to get
home to your dinner"
81 don't Gre for the menu I'll get"
what is it?"
when my wife finds out / forgot
to mail her letter the first course will
be tongue served up with hard sauce"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
Generous Arrangement.

'Tm afraid we must apologize" said
one Turkish official.
That's all right" replied the 9TH
er. Frame up two or three neat
apologies and send 'em along in adj
yance. to be used as needed"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
Parental Love,

Mrs. Brown Ca visitor)-What dis
agreeable neighbor you have next
door!
Mrs. White-Yes; but don't con-
denim the man. He is disagreeable for
the sake of his boys. He is trying
to exasperare me so I'll put up a
spite fence that they can use for a
backstop.--Puck.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
Bystanders.

"Your constituents didn't stand by
you," said the sympathetic friend.
Eyes. they did," replied Senator sor-
ghum. That was the exasperatlng
mart of it. They stood right along
side of me and didn't seem to care
what happened to me-"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
B etWeen Women.

what do you think of the men
wearing feathers in their hats?"
bad sign" declared the other lady.
'The feathers are small now, know,
but they may increase in size, and few
families can afford to buy ostrich
pIunles for two"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-01-08
To Be Pitied,

Poor Mrs. de Reegur is broken
hearted They can't send her any
more Paris gowns. That suit she's
wearing was made here in town.
What pity! I never saw her look
Ing so well"