davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-04-15
HAS PARTY TELEPHONE.

This farmer dialect we see
In print is mostly bosh,
A cultivated man is he;
He never says ''B'gosh"
He never chews a piece Of hay;
He is no rubber neck"
The English that he speaks is pure;
He never saws by heckp
He travels in his motor car;
His wife wears classy gowns;
He spends his moments laughing at
The rubes who live in towns.
He dosen't read the almanacs
To get the news Of the dfy;
He has a party telephone.
And hears it all that way.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-04-15
Rheumatic Pains Relieved.

Why suffer from rheumatism when
relief may be had at so small cost?
Mrs. Elmer Hatch. Peru, Ind. writes,
II have been subject to attacks Of
rheumatism for years. Chamberlain's
Liniment always relieves me i'm
mediately. and take pleasure in re-
commencing it to.others." 25 and 80
cent bottles. For sale by all dealers.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-04-15
FALLING HAIR OR
ITCHING SCALP.

Now that Partisan Sage-an mex
penslve preparation that supplies every
hair and scalp need-can be had from
R. E. McRoberts, it Is certainly need
less to have thin. brittle, matted,
stringy or faded hair. No matter how
unsightly your hair, how badly it is
falling, or how much dandruff, Partisan
Sage is all that is needed, Every trace
of dandruff is removed with one applica-
ton, the hair roots are nourished and
stimulated to grow new hair, itching
scalp and falling hair cease.
Partisan Sage is certainly one of the
most invigorsting tonics, and will surely
make your hair soft, abundant and radi-
ant with life and beauty.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-04-15
A Valuable Trait.

"Is dem you-all's chickens?"
"Cohse dey's mv-all's chickens. Who's
chickens did you 'spose dey vast"
81 WASH s'posen' muffin about 'em.
But will say dat it's mighty lucky dat
a chicken won come a runnin' an a
Vaughn its tail when its regular owner
whistles, same as dog. Washington
Star
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-04-15
CLAIMS ALLOWED
BY FISCAL
COURT.

The followingis complete list Of the
claims allowed by the Fiscal Court Of
County at the regular October
Term. 1914 up to and including the
April term. 1915. viz.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-04-15
Thinas to Worry About.

The average depth OF the sand on
the African deserts Is from thirty to
forty feet.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-04-15

Never stand behind a mule when
you are arguing with him.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-04-15
TRY This On Your Own.

Little pots Of flowers,
Little pots Of paint.
Make attractive neighborhoods
Out Of them that amt"
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-04-15
Brock James 4 da work

Brock James 4 da work 30Ol
Broaddus Butler da work 300l
Broaddus Gilbert 4 da work 500
Baird s. l.. da work 4 3 haul $50
Broaddus Geo. 3 da work 225
Beazley Geo. 3 da work 225
Ballard Bill, 4 ia work 500
Ballard, Charley da work 70
Brown r l.. furn. break. spread. 10 so
Burnside Farley 4 da work 300i
Burnside Clay, 4 da work 400
Bess. James da work 1901
Broaddus VIM da hauling 800
Same 4 da 0verseer 400
Broaddus Tom da overseer 400
Blanks J. p. 4 da work 225
BLANKS Charley 4 da work 500
Boatright Ben da work 3 90
Bogie w. A. 4 da Overseer So
Bland J. p. 3 da work 225
Bourne Bob da work 2 25
Bourne Jim da work 2 25
Bourne Kinnaird da work & hlg 75
Bland Billy 2 da work so
Bourne Ed 3 da work & hlg so
Bourne Am 3 da Overseer a hlg Z go
Bourne Telephus da work so
Bolton Charley da work SEQ
Bogie Jesse. work in hrs O5
Boatley Robt work in hrs O5
Bradshaw Eugene da work 500
Bradshaw Walker da work 3 90
Bradshaw Archidean da work 500
Baker Ed da 0vr and hlg 10 90
Brockman G. f.. 4 da hlg 90
Same da Overseer 90
Brown Ed 81 day work 262
Brown Elmer da work 800
Boyle Oscar da work 800
Boyle Lee 1 da work 3 90
Beazley Jim 4 da work 3 90
Brown Jack da work 20
Band Henry da work 20
Bracelet Foster l da work rs
Brown 2. T. da hlg 4 Ovr 2 so
Brin; Jim u da work ~
Burdett Walker 2 da work & hlg 4 80
Basin John "a da work 81
Boatright Arch IA da work II
Brint Walter 2 da work SO
Barker Everett 3 da work . 25
Barker Elijah da work 225
Ballard Mrs +. 2 da hlg 800
Burton X l., I ds wrk & hlg I so
Be'zley X II da work 800
Barnett c c. 4 da wrk & hlg Z so
Barnett Acy da work 3 90
Bourne Bradley ds wrk & 3 hlg Z so
Brown G F, da 0vr q 2 hlg COL
Ballard Jim da work sol
Brown Frank 2 da wrk & 2 hlg 80
Brooks Luther da work 500
BrogIe Martin da work 8 DOL
Baker Dan da wrk G. 2 hlg 6 COL
Boian Joe da work 3OOI
Bell Ira da work 3OO|
Bell Ellis da work 3 O0|
Baker Tom da work 800
Baker James da work 3 COL
Brock Emmett da work 500
Brock Gilbert ds work 800
Brock John 4 da work 500
Brock Ira 4 da work 500
Brock j. F. 4 da work 3OO|
Continued next week.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-07

a. meeting ~ the Board - Dl-
rccferH having Ia chnrRr Tho proper
~ ~ Ilpwufth- iiy-Tbc-hre fur the
Texas Epwofih l.eerue hold yesterday
nom az fipwofih. ", " iinEy, q well
known luyman ~ Fan Antonio wnu
elected as successor to ~ .. Dc fiar-
rifon. u the Same city. as president
~ the board Tor me ensuing yenf
Other officers were.
y J. Russell 81 Dallas. vice pres.
idenl
". j. johnson Of Beaumont treas
urrr
X. g. Riddle ~ Decatur. secretary
This eleeiion must not bee confused
win the one fof officers " the state
Epwofih League. ihat elcriiop not be-
Ink scheduled until the cariY pnrt of
NEXT week rev 3 r gcsginna 90 lof
vile 10 president ~ the TeshA EpNorih
League.
Corpus Christians are directly in
iptested ~ the perapnu NJ the nov
board Tor II la iafNnly up tn the hnnfi
which is composed ~ one Representa-
tive from ssoh ~ the conference ~
the state. nH 10 whether the prnacni
i,rwotth eneampmcnt gfouuda viii De-
retained coz SOLD
The half-faio excursions from nll
over the state. for Tho week end
hfonrht great thfouFH az people 90
Epwufih- ~ The seA ycHtefaay This
morning many more urf expected b.
b. antleipaicd that tho mrgrai crowd
~ me Enceinrnent viii Spend sunday
here.
iridAV WAS Epwnfth League unt
ora mnst ~ enc strVlsea of the dny
were Given over "a tho iHirreafs nf
ihat work an ihs eleven n'einrf hour
iif So ruihrih. 90 Nashville Tenn
aciieetfd nu address on the "firt0rY
md Principles ~ Tho l,pwouh
l.snnue-
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-07
HAGYELECTED PRESIDENT BOARD
OF TRUSTEES FOR EPWORTH LEAGUE
W. j. JOHNSON or BEAUMONT, j. RUSSELL OF Dali
LAS AND S. c. RIDDLE OF DEcAUTER OTHER
NEW OFFICERS ELECTED AT FRIDAY MEETING
AT EPWORTHBY-THE~SEA.
TODAY IS WOMANS DAY AT EPwORTH ENcAMpMENT

Ills analysis ~ the Epwunh League.
aud his munnor ~ setting uHuf Huu0
misconceptions 20 the worh proved
his ability nh n spcahcr aH we'll 1a
showing ihnt be- ia nn exuru Boz fhlH
branch ~ tho work &c. has au insight
Into the nature ~ young f0iNH ih1f ir
given 4" few men. 10 srf forth Yc1
clearly thc impouanre ~ fht ehuich
maintaining an organization fuf rf
yppnp people
Those registering Friday 10 EpWarh
we're Sire. " ~ JENNINGS FHn Nnr
cos W. ~ AidtidFc nnd fnmiiV NiH-
nni W } Johnson. beaumont Euf
wilson San Marcos. Mira ~ g.
iiru~n. iicrclulr. Mira Gou Fannin
j. u Harrison Han Antonio. Nrn na
%. fneivr Nranrnr rHHe, SIRE DE- D.
Patterson. Austin Hfa a W W1l.
iaee Austin cora Merchant austin.
Mr ana Mw claude Causr atn
Antonio rhHncf carirf san Antonio.
~ O. Harrison. hlto Mics AZ T.. rHtoa
nny rliy Miss ~ d. POWELL nHrfInr
Mrs - %. rDwon nreYulr rrrcN
Powell. iiooyllie, 49, IS SMITH. Center
w . johnson Of Beaumont anl D.
81 Harrison ~ San Antnnln. rWFcd
Friday m0rninr Both arn mamarrI
~ the Epwor'h League nnrd. HHd
came 90 ho present if thr maeiIne
" That body which uaa heidi featrr-
day
AZ interesting mmre ~ he rn.
compliment lH tho work ~ airH IS N
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-07
SUNDAY SERVICES
IN THE CHURCHES
OF CORPUS CHRISTI
o.. ps,rIsk's oa'hono Church.

90 a. M. Low Mass
BOO a. m. Childrcns Mass and I'M
Ntructiun
1890 q. m, Las, Mass and sermon.
During the week mansoa are at 600
ana 500 a. m.
Evening Services
sunday evening at 1850. Rosary. In.
ssruction aud bonediction ~ tho Most
iilesscd Sacrament.
Tuesday evening ~ T,g5i Inquiry
olaHH at the cathedral rMa elaas Boz
under the direction Or tho able Father
MARK G. 4, ana Ia Intended for an
who seriously seek information regard
inE the doctrines of the Catholic
church. Every body Is welcome.
Thursday evening a, 5iavl Holy
hour
firn, Friday II tho month at Tilt
p m. special services la honor " the
Sacred Heart.
order " Meetings
Altar spclety meets In the X. ~ e.
hail cvery fltat SUNDAY ~ tho month
immediately after hencdiOgiun.
The Corpus christi Catholic club
mcolr every firs, sunday of tho month
Ia tho school rooms. immediately after
the last mass
This Catholic Cemetery Association
mccin every third Sunday 81 the monih
In the school rooms. Immediately after
The last masn.
Tho H. A. v soiiiily meets In ths
church every third sunday 81 the
month At 7iao ". m.
The knights u Columbus meet In
their hall every second and fourth
Tuesday Of the month a. 500 D. m
Church o. the Coed shsphsrd.
cor chapnrrai ANA TANlor)
1.ae - -. iioly Communion.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-07

1n n. m Sunday HohuUi
~ 900 "a m Service ard SERMON
500 .. 90. EponinE pplfr lnI e.r
NOV
Al who VIII arc cordially InNt.I q
wnrnhip With uH
an frhia uff free
snv o. ~ sykes Rector
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-07

plot md action Tho sll BIZ an Am,u
can, shr marrr- prince put theIr
hNne> muun i- eut short almost before
nftiuninf ty 600 urciIrnt that leaves
tnc eIris m.na hmnk of au past
Ihen steps 'utn hcr Hie dare devil
but MOST nvcahlr adstnurrr Tho
plal Is in tive acts.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-07

Subject no clpim thAt thc prom irts
" pcnco en earth hnd good viii aiuon.
mru can ANA must hu hfnueht nhuui
hy mans rftoftR milestone. ot,.. with.
out tho rcrannni counting of thn LAIRD
Jesus makes void the promises of thc
SECOND advent and iliH comne kne
dom
sunday. ? D. ma. Nia Colcman Ave.
Al fare coriniy invited to study
With uh.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-07

now in the way ~ pf"si--. N
nounccd hy Manager six % X
fct- supper dance 20 he ~. I.
Nucces Hotel tonight; Fh ~
dances viii Dee danced ard ias a r
entertainers will give ~. y
hiuon barn dance AZ ~ 80
fet supper wiz DE served
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-07

sunday school M ga0 oalOch
Preaching services Rt 1900 "a. M. and
30 .. ~.
Epworth League meota NJ Gtt5 b M
Mid week prayer service raeh
Wednesday evening AZ TAO D. m
Al who viii are cordially invited 10
attend thc ncryicea
WIN r. nentfro Pastor
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-07

lsne cossl plays At the Amusu
thv3fre tomorrow rhis brilliant heau-
Ufui dramatic STAR is thr rvutri nF
nre n ihr hmrd eaturs u Justin
Miles fcrcman rhe Gar1cn 90 i'rs
% is hrceful stifrne romancr thst
si,us Nlas roWl just thc opportunity
Der ahiut deserves wsh ils peculiar
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-07

corpo. Christi chrs,ian Science SO.
Cloty.

iolds rceulnr SUNDAY mofnng Htr.
wee nt ~ o'cloch Spa rrldIus ru0m.
iot shstscl street.
subject August sth anirt
"Wednesday evening at stta
Sunday Schon az $3.50 "a. n
ltcadlms room open oyOfS wook daN
from Co o q. M.
Public IA cordially welcome
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-07

IoSr kisst cor Cmnk on Shrl
r,.id NEAR CORPUS CHRISTI t1ndrr
please usturn 90 Harry Archer sfrAsc
and receive ftHlrt latal
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-07

cd out ~ the city by the c'ia7
Oluh.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-07

no'n of Mayor Miller hc brin. called
lo hinRsNNic io attend the funeral Of
MIS- q - fast thr reeuhr meeting
~ the council wins postponed untu
iHAtA Tho mcCtins in au Likelihood
wili De- held thIs afternoon az
Plans arc being dssisnsd for a bsau.
NtAl RANCH hnme io he erected on the
n q jones ranch at Alta Nista. rexss
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-07

NTTWFNF7 " W. NVUU NN0NNVTU1
tf'pr chnpnrrai ANA TANlo)
ao a. -. Holy commnnirn.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-07

Not Just Few Articles at Reduced frees ou '
Every Piece OF Furniture III nus o..ntad Resore
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1915-05-21
omeers Wear steel Masks.

The Paris Matin publishes the pic.
ture of a gentleman with something
on his head that at first sight looks
like a divers helmet, and at the sec.
ond like a cupola in REINFORCED con.
crete, with a couple of 16-inch guns
protruding. What it really Is, Is q
French officer wearing the new iron.
or rather steel and nickel, mask, which
there is quite serious question of
adopting for officers and noncommia
stoned officers whose duties as OBJ.
servers compel them at times to raise
their heads above the protection OF
the trenches. These observer pro
tectors" shield the face and neck Of
their wearers. and by simple. but
very ingenious mechanism. the field
glasses which are fixed to the helmet
can be focused by cords manipulated
from beneath. Thus chance of In.
juries to the hands-also distressing.
ly frequent in this sort OF work-are
completely obviated.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1915-05-21
Are There Private ArmIss1

Il IL Illegal 10 have an army Of your
own, but the law WInka a. private
armies IN one or two cases.
The duke Of AthoIl hnd--f0r they
have now gone 70 the great war-a pri.
yate army Of 200 mon. and has often
provided guards of honor for King
George from their ranks, - fact,
Queen Victoria once reviewed this pri.
yate army. The duke Of Atholl's pri
Tate army IL for It's sizs tbs faeat body
Of soldiers In the world. all over slx
feet In height. sturdy scotsmen picked
from the fittest OF the ht.
The duke Of Fife also kept a pFi.
yate army which numbered : hundred
men. who were armed with huge pixies
exactly - the soldiers were armed
centuries ago
The Stuart ArcheFa aud the Farau.
haraon Clansman are two other private
armies OF which Scotland can boast.
The marquises Of Donegal. too. have
for hundreds of years kept a private
army rearson's.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1915-05-21
Eamous Walkers.

The record for one-mile walk seems
to have been made by g. II. Goulding.
a Canadian. on June 4, 1910, in six
minutes. twenty-five and four-ffth sec
onds. H. v. L. Ross. an Englishman,
walked fifteen miles in one hour and
fifty-nine minutes, and T. Griffith. also
an Englishman. walked twenty miles
in two hours and forty-seven minutes.
C. A. Schofield Of England. on May
20. 1911. walked twenty-five miles IN
three hours and thirty-seyen minutes.
A few other walking records are l0I
miles. Is:53:40. by Dan o'LeaTX, az
Chicago. in 1875: 200 miles in 20: IS 30
and 531 miles in IA hours. by George
Littlewood in q six-day race. England.
in 1882. In six days. twelve hours
per day. Joe Scott of England. 1854.
walked 363 miles.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1915-05-21
HOW ONE MAN GOT HIS START
Ambition to Be Author Not Successful,
But Il Served Good Purpose
In the End.

Il got my start in life," said a
wealthy retired hardware dealer. lin
singular manner.
you might not think 1t, having
passed the major portion of my life in
selling nails, padlocks. stoves and
shovels, but in my early youth my
great ambition was to be writer, an
author. had no doubt whatever that
that was what / was cut out for. and
certainly worked at 1t good and hard; ;
but none of the publishers seemed to
agree with me. AS fast as / sent the
things in to them they would send
them back
'But that didn't worry me. knew
that sooner or later they would come
to like what wrote and buy it. What
got my goat was the expense. was
very ready writer and wrote long
pieces. The stamps / had to use to
send these pieces out and get them
back cost me lot Of money.
When l realized how much was
paying out for stamps / said to my.
self. fHumpfi I'll save up that money
for five years and then I'll go to writ.
Ing again And for the next five years
did put aside regularly the amount
that would otherwise have spent for
stamps, and you would be surprised ii
| should tell you how much it amount.
ed to. But at the end of that time did
not again take up writing.
Just at that time the senior partner
In the hardware store In our town
died and his heirs drew out all his in
terest in the firm. There was chance
for man with a little capital to get
into a good business. had the CAPT.
tai, my accumulated stamp money, and
bought that interest in the hardware
store.
From that time on was always too
busy to write; but my great success
in the hardware business you can
clearly trace to my original ambition
for authorship"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1915-05-21

GAY! Did you ever take your life in
your right hand and go shopping
with your wife?
tried 1t the other day and I've been
hearing voices ever since.
When say shopping" don't mean
chat simple everyday gag of bursting
suddenly in upon the sleepy floor
walker in a delicatessen parlor and
with languid elbows leaning over the
remnants of once beautiful cheese
while he cruelty separates four .kip-
pered herring from the bosom OF a
large and loving family.
NixII mean Big League shopping.
l mean that kind of shopping that
women go in training for two weeks
IN advance; high-class, expert shop
ping, where important money changes
hands; the kind of shopping that
wives look forward to with dreamy
eyes and live ever after on the memo.
ries: the shopping that sweeps hus-
band of his feet and makes him long
TO be a dusky-hued postmaster in No.
township. Samoan Islands, where
the fashion in fig leaves is permanent
and money is myth.
John" said Peaches, the other
morning, II want you to 60 to the
stores with me today. have lot of
shopping to do and you can be such
help to me. because"
Wait a minute, friend wife,"
broke in. What have / done that
you should wish such calamity on
me? Tell me to go out and get for my
personal use an attack of inflamma-
tory rheumatism and I'll do so; ask
me to try to catch street car at the
corner Of Broadway and Fifty-third
Street and I'll work hard at the job
up to the time murderous taxicab
climbs my front elevation and mains
me for life-but don't, Oh! wife,
don't ask me to go shopping with
you!"
Nonsense! she gurgled. Il can't
go alone, can 1? And, besides, you
must help me select two new gowns
at the Maison de Splash must have
at least two, mustn't l? And from
there wen go to Ginkstein and Boob
heimer's, where want to get hat
| must have something chic to take
off in the theaters, mustn't I?-And
then well spend an hour inn Gorgon-
cola Brothers, where | can pick out
the set Of furs you promised me for
Christmas, and then Wen go to Cam
embert's for some gloves need, and
then"
Help! Throw me anything! Don't
you see I'm sinking!
The answer is ! went-and live to
prattle about It.
You know, this shopping gag brings
out more prominently than anything
else the fact that the high cost of liv-
ing is caused by living high at any
cost
The ancient Greeks had a saying,
e'He spends his money like drunken
sailor" and that goes for seventy-five
out of hundred today.
The majority of the boobs give
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1915-05-21

"Of course NOT" she pouted. HE is
M'sieu VouIezvous. the Proprietor OF
the Maison de Splash recognized
authority on women's dress"
Enter M'sieu Voulezvous, alias
D'Artagnan's grandfather. at Left
Second, dancingly; followed by Clara
Panatella. blonde and glad of it.
who is the ingenue?" whispered.
"Sbush!" friend wife came back.
She is nothing but manil1in parad-
ing costume. Isn't it perfectly love-
ly?"
"Oui, oui!" chimed in D'Artagnan's
grandfather you see what it is
yes! Faded gray chiffon cloth figured
with re raspberry and small lemon
colored flower. You see double fchus
of re material edged with deep cream
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1915-05-21

Hoops. my dear!" asInined. cot
knowing what else to say.
lie Minaret." continued the friend
of Louis the XII. 1T would be to
Madame's beauty as the rose ia to a
lovely garden. yes!"
He was there with the salve. that
old boy.
Hypnotized by the harmony Of col
ors and carried away by the up-to-
dateness OF the creation. Peaches
breathed in the ear Of voulezvous an
eager. How muchf"
Three hundred and feefty dollaire."
he breathed back to her.
Sinking for the second time. didn't
breathe at all
Then, with q forgiving smile.
Peaches turned to me and said. Isn't
It lovely? Isn't It wonderful?"
She Is" answered; shes q
quaint little package OF pepper-that's
what she is! | thought liked that
blonde. but 1t was only passing fan
cy. This brunei has me limping after
her along the Road Of Happiness Did
you pipe the smile she saved up for
me and me alone? She must burn
acetylene in both lamps. because I'm
all lit UP with excitement. A queen.
take it from an expert--a queenl"
Exit lie Minaret hurriedly. while
Voulezvous stood there expressing as
constituent with both shoulders and
the small OF his back.
Does Madame prefer something
else, yes?" he wigwagged. after motto
ing how high in the air Peaches was
wearing her chin
Yes" l butted in quickly: bring
on something nifty in transparent
skirt"
Curtain.
When ! came to ! was out on the
sidewalk listening to Section VI. Par
agraph Nv. of the Riot Act.
Then she pointed her nose at the
North Star and left me fat.
Peaches will probably speak to me
again some time before Christmas
She'll have to IL she believes in Santa
Claus.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1915-05-21

daily limitations of the sailor and they
don't even wait to get intoxicated.
Whatever my neighbor does | want
to do-only more so.
II my neighbor saves up eight dol
lars and twenty cents and buys red
benzine buggy l Immediately get TO-
gether seven dollars and quarter
and get q blue one. In the meantime
the automobile people put a white
chalk mark on our houses.
If your wife buys nearly-sealskin
my wife has TO rush and get an almost
mink with possibly-ermine trimmings.
and the children fill up the holes In
their shoes with putty and exclaim.
'SOh, doesn't Mamma look sweet In the
fur macintosh
Vanity is q worm that eats the lin
ing ont of pocketbook.
All of which is neither here nor
here as the engineer said when the
Gain left the track.
So it's back TO that shopping propo-
sition with friend wife.
our first port of call was the
Maison de Splash, where they trim
piano cover with lace curtain and
call 1t a creation.
It certainly was a gorgeous coy
corner. that placel The walls were
decorated in soft. harmonious shades
and the floor had an Alfalfa carpet SO
a woman could faint wherever she
happened to be standing when told
the price of the particular gown she
had picked to win
D'Artagnan's grandfather met US at
the front gate and swash-buckled US
into the main Torture Room in the
Inquisition.
Suffering Savings Banks. such
gowns! Never before have seen so
many good excuses for woman to
leave hnme.
In she meantime D,Artagnan's
grand Esher was splashing French
adioms In al directions until ! turned