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Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
MANNERS I'M JAPAN.
Children Crave Candy, but Will Not
Eat III In Public.

Children Grave Candy but VIII MOT
Eat II In Public.
One day as | was going along the
street in a japanese town ] saw a
candy man sitting on a stool beside
his cart fashioning delieacies with his
two flying thumbs. Taking a ball of
candy mixture, be would give it a few
pinches. a twist. dab on a red spot,
and there would be q fish. Taking up
another bah, he would give it a few
twists. and he would have a radish.
Half a dozen of these he would put
into a thumb made candy plate the
size OF a chocolate wrapper and sell
for half a cent.
Buying a plate of tiny d~elicacies, !
gave it to a girl, expecting to see her
down 1t in good old American fashion,
but Instead OF falling on it greedily
she made Il courtly bow and tore down
the street as fast us her wooden shoes
would let her. / looked after her In
astonishment, thinking that this upset
every child theory ] had, and deter
mined to try it again. So | waited UNI
I'll the Two Tying thumbs had nodded
another deltcacy and prefferea this to
a second eilila. Down the street she
Jew. TOO, her walnut knot of hair wab-
bling excitedly.
When | bought the third delicncy
gave it TO a child that was weighted
down with a baby on her back and fol
lowed after while she e bohbing
down the street. the baby's head roll
ing heavily. | round her sitting on
the floor eating the sirupy fish and
candy radishes with many delighted
sucks and %appreciative grunts. Then ]
understood. 1t was not polite to eat
on the street, but under her fathers
gray tito roof it vas the height of form
to dispose of the sweets with ali the
%gustatory gurglings that her delighted
soul wished.-Homer Croy In Leslie's.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
A FURRED TONGUE.
II May Moan Wrecked Nerves and Not
a Disordsred Stomach.

II May Moan Wrecked Nerves and Not
a Disordsred Stomach.
Il suppose that there Is no more in
eradicable idea In the mind Of the
doctor than that the furred tongue is
essentially an Indication Of a deranged
stomach" writes Sir James Goodhart.
consulting physician to Guys hospital.
London, in the London Lancet. Yet,
according to Sir James. 1t is by no
e a always 50. And he goes on to
prove 1t by cases in his own extensive
practice.
One of these was of a mar in a very
responsible position. a leader Of men,
to whom he had to give orders that
had to be obeyed and from whom he
had to hear much grumbling; a very
hard worker and "the fastest talker ]
have ever struck" full of energy and
playing every ounce OF it. he was In
splendid health. but suffered from a
furred tongue and a bad taste In the
mouth. In his case these were not
due to the stomach at all, but TO a dis
ordered state of nerve control.
Nervous fears and V tastes
are common enough, and they deserve
a special thought" says Sir James.
He believes that man is kept sweet
and wholesome largely by nervous
control, and when he loses this control
the parts become fevered, the mu.
cous membrane dry. the nerves irri.
tated, and taste is perverted" The
men SO affected are those who are
nervous, anxious, hard workers, tax
ing their work home with them to
think about and dream about in bed
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
Gettino at His Motive,

will you have my seat?' he inquir-
ed politely.
ION the ground that am aged and
decrepit?' the woman asked.
mo. indeed. madam"
THAT l am young and beautiful and
possibly not averse to a flirtationg"
Certainly not. That is"
Then it must be because you are a
gentleman, in this respect differing
from the fat person on the left and
the scrawny specimen at the right. !
am glad to learn your principles. sir.
but here is my street. Good day."
Boston Transcript.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
So the Calf Kept On.

As q train stopped at a little Ohio
station the passengers heard the plain
tive baw!ing of a calf which was be-
ing wheeled along the platform In a
crate.
There's some II complaining. con-
ductor.' said a traveller. looking for a
bit of fun.
MOT to me-" answered the mild old
ticket taker. Never heard a passen-
gers complaint with hat much sense"
Judge.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
Quick and Accurate,

How about your new stenographer2
is she quick and ~accurateg"
Yes. sir: she can powder her face,
arrange her bracelets and fS her hair
quicker Than any stenographer ! ever
bad. And do 1t accurately too
Pittsburgh Post.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
Forewarned.

Little Harold was spending a few
days at his aunt's house. Just before
they sat down to the dinner table he
took his aunt aside and whispered:
My mamma don't allow me to ask for
4 second helping OF dessert thought
I'd let you know. SO you wouldn't
think didn't like the kind Of pie and
things You make.".-St. Louis Post Dis
patch.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
The Loss of an Eve.

The loss of an eye. 1t is stated. de-
prives the individual Of one-sixth of
the field Of vision. The power of di
rection is also lost. so that a person
with n eye cannot hit a given point
until he becomes accustomed to the
changed conditions.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
A Good One.

Il don't see SO much In these witt
cisms aimed at the mother.in- law"
Think she is unduly joshed. eh?
II do Mine lives with us and when
my wife storms at me the old lady
takes my part quite frequently.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
Iolt For the Hostess.

so glad to have you here muir
INJURED the hostess. who hadn't noticed
him before. You have certainly been
the life Of the party all the evening
4 a hardly believe that"
THAT is due to your modesty."
"No; 1t is due to the fact that have
but this minute arrived. Louisville
Courier-Journal.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
re Wretch.

Ethel Did yon tell the reporter that
your engagement s 1 serrets Marie
Yes. and the horrid thing never put
il IN the paper ~ ALL Boston Tran
script
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
He Was out.

Short-if the collector sails with that
bill tell him I'm, II Mrs. Short But
that would he a lie. Short No. 1t
wouldn't: I'm ont OF cash. amt IT
Boston Transcript.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
Impressed Her.

You will nerer be able to make her
believe that he IL a liar"
u wonder why?:"
u believe that he once told her she
was beautiful Houston Post.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
Safe Cabinets

THE WATERFOWL Printing and Bind.
ing Co. has recently equipped various
offices in WATERFOWL with safe cab.
inets properly arranged for preserv-
ing books and valuable papers. Those
deairins to assure safety for their pa
pers at comparatively small expense
should consult US If In need of any
thing Of the sort. We think we can
pave local customers money besides
giving them high grade goods. We
shall be pleased to point u to any
prospective purchaser where some of
these modern devices may be Exam
med and inquired about.
We have equipped various offices
in Watertown and vicinity, and will
be glad to an opportunity to show
these goods in active use.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
a Good cuess.

Ny doctor sized my pile up pretty
accurately
"IIow's that2s
He said | was as sound as a dollar.
and that was all iii lad Jndge.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
Very Different.

Brown-DM yonr wife cross ques-
tion ron when Fou got home last
night2 Jones My cross wife anes-
toned me.Stray Stories.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23

The lives Of many are ruined by the
fatal error thar the moro II possesses
the more one enjoys.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
Office


The WATERFOWL P-,nting inc Bind
ing Co. calls attention to its excellent
line of office supplies. It is able to
outfit an office complete-desks,
chairs, typewriter chairs, typewriter
stands, typewriters, typewriter paper,
carbon paper, second sheets, filing
cabinets, storage cases, cabinets for
legal blanks or maps or insurance
policies, day books, journals, ledsers,
bound or loose leaf, etc, etc.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
Office |: |: Supplies

We keep a stock of office supplies
on hand, such as typewriter paper,
second sheets, ribbons, typewriter
brushes, oil; also waste paper bas-
kets; also, clips of all kinds, filing
devices, office pins, pencils, eraseres
pens, penhoiders, letter files, bill files,
savoice files, transfer files ETC., etc.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23

Want af tnre does Us more damage
than want III kpnw,l e-Franklin.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-12-23
Comparisons Invited

The Watertown Printing and Bind
ing Co. does not expect all the bust
ness in its line within Watertown's
trade territory, but it invites an op-
p~ortunity to show its goods, and it
especially suggests that as a home
institution it is prepared to offer what
it believes to be real bargains in gen.
eral office supplies, in stationery, in
equipment and in speciaIties.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09
WAR GOES
MERELY ON

Helen Luke. q disorderly who has
faced the police Justices many
times. was very sarcastic when she
was hailed to court, Friday. in con.
nection With the vice crusade. She
turned up her nose at the oficer.
and when Justice Sellers sentenced
her to serve 80 days without fine
she snapped. II thank you"
you're welcome" said the Judge
Lizzie Andrews and Mary Barnes
received sentences of 60 days each
without fines, and Rose Turner was
sent up for 30 days.
Several women received fines OF
$40 to SIS. and Jennie and Birdie
Hargrove were fined $35 each, with
60 days as the alternative. Birdie
now has an appeal pending In re-
corder's court from a former hne
Thomas Clark, Herbert Martin and
Martin Flanagan were with Maude
Nolan when she was arrested as q
disorderly.. and all received the
same treatm -nt--workhousc SEN
fences OF 80 days In default Of IS
fines.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09

score board 10. neriy as exciting IN
actuAl attendance at the games. Fol-
lowing the completion OF the gaines
the burlesque portion OF the program
wili begin; II Will consist OF two
dancing and vaudeville numbers. The
Aiice Brophy. Pauline Russell. AM
bark All. Charles Collins. Willie
Mack syc All. Danny Manning. and
o chorus OF 20 girls. Elsie Bcrgere
In n series OF classical poses and the
Tango orchestra will be extra fea-
lures.
- Mans Enemy : play with an
English setting, and an unusually
powerful melodrama. will be present
I'd next week I'm the Avenue theater.
The story Of the play opens In Lon
do. where Harry Stanton. whose
father L. an English army officer.
-dlanXna -hla- son because- of "A mar
rtage which the former has contract
Cd with n woman who later proves
20 be an adventures. stanton and
the woman quilt England and go TO
Monte Carlo. where they are follow.
ed by Tom Drake, who succeeds IN
mnlcfing Stanton OF what money he
has left and drives him TO drink
LstAr. when. stanton realizes nj.
wife's perfidy as vel! a. that ~
latter atanton attempts TO work on
his redernption and through the M.
Htrtaace Of Graee Lisie. " chIidhoos
TRINA ~ sucsxeds In regaiptag ht
po6ut3A- IN fht world ard hecowes
rsSnncilpd with his father The play
cIoeae with happy ending to the
ressanassof stfnton and Grace. Ray
- 4 &.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09
FENKET.T TONAME
BRIDGE TENDER

Ecorse township oficials have
asked Commissioner Fenkell, OF
the department OF public works. t.
select gate tender for the bridgf
that spans the River Rouge at Fort
street. The cost Of maintaining thu
bridge. one end of which 10 In
Ecorse township and the other ir
Detroit. is equally divided between
me city and the township. Here
tofore the township officials have
always assumed the responsibility
for the appointment Of the bridge
tender. Recently when the oficials
met with Commissioners Fenkell 10
renew the contract FOR maint1inin-
lie bridge, they appealed to him to
Pick the tender. explaining they did
not feel capable or making an hon
est choice. since his capabilities as
a bridge tender WOULD have to b.
measured against his political In
flucnce. The commissioner says he
WIN cut the political knot by APP
pointing Detroiter who has had
experience In swinging bridge.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09
Can You BE As Beautiful AT 40 As At 20?
@@Yes!' Says Mrs. GibsOn---And Sh2 FrOUos 1t

business that IS fake ana much
more than Is faulty but most women
by the expenditure Of thought and
effort can improve their appearance
and when you improve your appear.
ance YOU certainly make life seem
more worth while not only TO your
self but TO others
What ! have done to this end with
myself may not suit your case but
1t may give you hint in the right
direction. am MOI going to lie to
you nor myself and telkyou things
because they sound VIII my Beau
~ Secrets" will be straight goods.
They are not hard to practice, neith-
er viii, they take all your time. II
they did would probably not be
practicing them for I must spent
most of my time and thought IN
earning my daily bread-but that's
another story.
Ito Be Continued.)
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09
FOLLY.
CLUBHOUSE FUND
is NOW. S1O3,875

The following pledges. bringing
the total to- s103,S75, have been &C
knowledged by the committee In
charge Of raising the fund for the
Michigan Union clubhouse: c. f.
Mann, Horace b. Peabody, $3.50
each; w. w. Nemcomb. Ralph Cola
more. Guy s. Greene, 800 each
John Hoffman, SIS; George A.
Beecher. r. C. Combes. H. B. Taylor
Victor Bressler.. Thomas f. Lane. r.
e. Leete, o. l.. Olson, Charles o.
Cook. Richard r. Putnam, Fl. H.
Cary, II. B. Duffield, Howard r.
Hodges and Z. A. Lean, Jr., $50
each.
: Committees have been appointed
from the various classes to solicit
subscriptions from their fellow.mem-
hers as follows:
1900--Frank d. Eaman, Frank
Simons. K. L. Freeman: 1a01--S. w.
Ladd, William Friedman, w. w.
Talman; 1902--James Strashurg.
Fred G. Dewey. Charles A. Hughes,
8. Wells Utley; 1900. Henry
Hecker, Thurlow II. Coon, w. c..
Standish; 1304--Judson Bradway
r. NJ. Brennan. Walter +. Haass. S.
r. Russell, j. w: Waiting; 1906
c. b. Dncharme, T. ]. DOYLE; 1906
w. C.. knight. Julian H.. Krolik;
1907-Mason p. Rumney, Guy s.
Greene. Norton Brotherton, John, II.
Devisser. Albert c. Burch; 1907.
NJ. O'Dea. 8. r. Small. Armin Rickel.
James X. Watkins, Milo Crawford;
l910-Wflliam o. Cochran. Oscar
Weber. Carl ". Essery, a. d. jam
'eson: 19l1-R. c. Craig, J. F.. Law
ton: 1912-Frark Murphy: A. B.
hoehlmann. Herbert b. TrIx; 1873
Philip X. Fletcher. n. II, Prebie. n.
Fl. Tbral; 19l4--George B. DUFF
field. 4. D. Haynes. Charles Barton
1915. C. Abbott. Don Ellis.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09
IN THE LOCAL PLAYHOUSES

week. A feature Of the second part
Will be the Carnival de Daqse." pre-
scented by the Willie Files Co. Mar.
garet Lee, Pacqueltne Tailman anc
Leon Clark head the company. which
includes Ernest Stone. Richard An
derson. Jess Weiss, JameS Coughiin
and Bert Rose. THE Great Dcluge.
spectacular living picture. will be
among the olio numbers.
-the-werld.s- series-- hullAfips
will be read frequently from the stage
at the matinees.
Barney Gerard's "Foilies or the
Dax" WIN be the Gayety booking for
the week, of-Oct. IL. The company
will offer the musical skit Hot Dos
Or What Does the Public Wantr' !.
FOLLY.
The "Mirth Of q Nation" 10 the
title given tn the burlesque- company
! La present two musical farces. an olto
| II vaudeville numberss and q roster
| Of Npovelty acts. In the Folly theater
next week. The company. headed BY
John +. Burke. Matt Kolb. John "
Moore. Grace Holkum and Clare
BERG. will be seen In The Polo Hun
| ters" and 1.-TWO Union Men," U-Tak-
A-Me will present several spectacu-
lar dances. There will be plenty OF
| singing and dancing numbers. snapps
| trayesty and vaudeville, In the course
4 OF the entertainment. Details of the
| games of the worlds series Will be
read from the stage.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09

ticing the gentle art OF hattery and
that the women loved me.
Every normal woman longs for
heanty and why not. when she sees
The modern Paris distribute his ap
pies Of interest, admiration and love
IS did his ancient prototype--only
TO those who are fairest?
But most women, however much
they want beauty. don't want II
enough. Those who know me will
smile at this last sentence for they
have heard me say many times that
you can have anything you want In
the world II you want II enough
yes, even beauty at 40. but you
must at 20 make 1t your object In
Life!
Most of US do not want beauty
as badly as all that. But we do
want to look well and most Of Us
can look much better than we do
with very little trouble and a little
more thought -
Hardly any woman treats her
beauty Ills seriously until she Il at
least 80. But with the frst tell.
tale crows foot at the corner of the
eye. and the first little wrinkle in
front Of the ear, she Is panic-strick'
en- and HES herself to the beauty
specialist. After one treatment she
goes home, looks in her mirror and
bursts into tears for she has OK.
pectsd TO see all the marks Of 80
years erased In an hour.
The flrst thing to ret firmly I'm.
planted In your mind ID that beauty
in woman does not mean youth only.
although youth almost always
means beauty.
There 10 nothing 20 tragic - the
Womb who 10 sprfntIng yards be.
hind the procession trying to hold
on to the neeting garment that
youth fiinss behind.
There u no reason why the wo-
man Of 10 or over should not be
quite. ~ good looking ~ she was at
20. Personally, admire few
character lines more than I do the
promise that youth shows--a prom
ise that may never BE- fulfilled.
When Was younger often said.
"Show me the face OF the woman
over 40 and I will tell you how she
has lived" Twin now add to this
assertion. III . woman II beautiful
az 20. she has loved. experienced
and suffered and yet wlthai has
found life good
70 be beautiful over 10 you must
look at the world through eyes Of
charity, at your friends. through the
blinded eyes Of love and at yourself
through the laughing eyes Of humor
Real beauty h composed Of strons
mentality. -idealistic spirituality and
wholesome materialism. You bave
10 think. dream and act.
There - 3 tot about this beauty
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09

to the FIRST iuster.--Zenatelio's voice
- singuiarly sweet and is capable OF
expansion To a size sufficient TO MI
the thcater, with great burst OF
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09

mond Bond. Corinne Cantweii. Nan
Singleton. Edmund Roberts. Mary
Balsar. Pere =. whitman, Jeannetto
ise Eigholz Edwin Dudley and Don
aid Gregory will enact the various
roles -
GAYETY.
In the 0ayety theater next week
tho widely known star and Garter"
steal comedy w ~ Il, me two ~ acts Eat sara-
,osu Springs" viii hey offered with
Dan Clark as the chief fun maker.
The 1915 "Star and Garter" show II
billed as fashion plate production
and the costumes worn by thu wom-
en- were designed as n ntting accom-
panirncnt to the acting. represent
ing saratoga Springs during racing
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09
NO PAY FOR
THEIR MILK
Dairy Promoter De-
parts With Farmers
Cash

ANN ARBOR, Mich, Oct o.
When Harry Burke, of Detroit. went
to Willis and announced that he had
bought the creamery at that place.
farmers In the vicinity were very
happy. because the plant has been
standing idle for some time, and
there was no market neat for their
milk.
Burke talked about establishing o
plant for condensed milk. In fact.
he had foundations laid for the pro-
posed condensary. and the farmers
for miles around hustled their milk
to Willis because al the attractive
prices offered for 1t. Burke said he
had high-class market In New
York city for dairy butter, and was
willing to pay more than the mar
ket price. A month has passed and
the Willis creamery Is again idle.
and some 200 farmers are lament
Ing the fact that they neglected %
demand cash in advance for their
milk. Burke Is missing, and nobody
knows where he went nor from
whence he came. After his depar.
ture II was learned. that he had sim
ply leased the creamery for month
with the privilege of buying at the
end OF that time II It suited him.
The farmers who furnished milk are
not the only losers, even the EN-.
pioyes of the plant failing TO receive
pay envelope at the end Of their
months work.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09

80 ! s|s ;!' s S $3.50 y; -

All ID. q &. Steamers operate under
Central staadard Time.
For Cleveland. Ptttsbargh AID al
points south aud east-Daily 1915 p
m. Fare to Cleveland. &2.25: Pitts
buIgh, $3.50.
Fer Dunsio and all points cast
Daily s y. IN. Fare $3.50 one way
Fur MackfHAc rniand Aad Way Ports
Mondays. $40 pm. Fridays. $3.50 q. m
Weekend Excursion Every Satnr-
dsy-Cleveland, $3.50. Bunalo. ~: Nj
transportation. returning N time for
business Monday.
stateroom Accommodation = Uppef
berth, 81; lower berth. $50. whole
room, s2so.
wharf. I37 woodward Ave. (Na1sstoe
aiAgD. % Fort -. wess.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09

MIZzI HAJOs. the Hungarian
IN prima donna and Coincidence
who will return to the Detroit OBJ
era house. the week Of Oct 10. In
"Sari. one Of the sprightliest and
most tuneful Of light operas.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09
In 1919.

Modern Papa--Any home studies
tonight, Rollo?
Rollo-Yes. papa: I must go to
the movies tonight and see "Clarice
the Clairvoyant's Child" and Gus
the Guerrilla. We have to write
an exciting thesis In class tomor-
row..
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09

n. Y. Aneriean-
The screen play
of Trilby IL In ev'
cry sense q mas
terpiece. + h q y
haveaccompiished
seemingly impos-
sible things Trii-
by viii fascinate
every man, wOn-
IN and child."
n. Y. JOurnaI-"It
IL greater than
any other Trilby
IL IL the final word
In filmdom. IL Will
break theateP at
tendance recor0s
Wherever shown.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09

The bellows of the organ In the
cathedral In Seville, Spain. are work
ed see-saw fashion by a man walk
ing up and down long plank.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09
Wsitten and lIIusFated by
toAr Mc0LoNE. GIBSON.

EvC-ySwornf longs fos beauty.
81 MY lie 4 have sought beauty.
Many mcp, land few women,
hayc Asfnrsd smc that had found
II ,biIsl knew the men were prac-
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09

Indiana increased its production
Of petroleum last year for the first
time in 10 years, the states output
being 1.335.456 barrels.
The Detroit times., 1915-10-09
CADILLAC.

Next week -dnnhle hill WILL be
offered patrons of, the Cadillac the
alter. A new electric score board on
which will be shown -the worid's
ssries baseball games between the
Philadelphia and Boston teams win
divide intercst In the buriesaue show
By the High, Life Girls" The score
tSs pssro one . Twnr. ana q csnts,ns
number OF new features. The games
Will be shown. in detail. each ana
avery plny -heing flashed ON the board
by tho coiorsd electric lights. The
spectator win be able TO follow the
bail from pitcher to batter and to
the field Tor q hit or an out. iTho
The Detroit times., 1915-10-15

ment OF the location OF the new
grouF OF Ford industries rumor has
been busy trying TO locate them In
some other place than the chosen
spot The wish of owners OF prop
erty In other sections was very
likely father 10 the thought in the
case Of most CT these rumors.
One by one they have been dis
posed OF. however. and the buying
public. Judging by the way the lots
in the various subdivisions are be-
ing sold. has made up It's mind that
Henry Ford meant Just what he
The Detroit times., 1915-10-15

said when formal aunouGccu
the location OF the Now plaE
first made.
Further than this. IL Is
well understood among thos
know that the Ford company
ing right along with It's plans
out regard to the talk v
handed around about change
typographical survey of the
purchased FOR the ccuipan
been completed and il Is unt'
that horinCs are being taken
fcren parts OF the sit" to det