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Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1915-01-28
The liver Regulates the BOdy--A
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az your druggist
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We Have for Lease

Forty acres a half mile south
Of the Denver and Rio Grande
depot at Price on long time. Or,
will sell with no payment down
to a responsible person or a real
farmer. No better gardening
proposition anywhere. This Is
only one of several. Consult our
lists on city property, both inn
proved and unimproved. Several
modern homes in all parts Of the
city on easy payments.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-09-08

A minute is the efficient mans ally
I'm getting work accomplished. The
unused minutes I'm most lives are suf-
ficient for the learning OF a foreign
language. A native Chinese Christian
preacher, who in addition 70 his
evangellstic work oversees several
schools and cares for the y. NJ. G. A.
work, became proficient in the use Of
English One Of the American mis-
sicnaries wrote that he was able 20
accomplish this by using the spare
minutes that others spent in idle talk
Recently a friend expressed surprise
that a man who seemed always 10 be
responsible for work sufficient for sew
eral men nevertheless found time to
read so much. 81 put the reading into
inches Of time here and there" he
explained. Are there things that you
are longing TO do IN there we're timer
DO not wait for the elusive hours. but
snatch the ever-athand minutes and
begin to do those things-Sunday
School Times.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-09-08

buffet car on the train. so he offered
TO buy the drinks.
Don't you believe that all men are
born eQual?" inquired the Kansas City
tie.
Yes. but some OF them have pull
enough TO get over it," responded the
Providence philosopher: whereupon
the smokeless hog by the window
took out flask and began to dampen
his conscience
Just then the towel rack fell with
a crash. and after l picked up the
comb and brush and myself j decided
to retire To my bracket on the wall
and try to sleep.
When i left the smoker the smoke
less hog was occupying two and a
half seats and was now busy breath.
ing in some secondhand cigarette
smoke which nobody seemed to care
for.
How do l reach my Alpine bunga-
low" I said to the porter. whereupon
he laughed teethfully and hit me on
the shins with a stepladder
The spectacular gent who occupied
the star chamber beneath my garrett
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SEEING LIFE with
rRN1JOHN HENRY
Al ySah, @y GeolJeVHobart
E1HNxANY ~ John Henry on Human Nature
John Henry on Human Nature

He sat on the arm OF the seat and
steamed up.
In less than a minute he crowded
the information on them that he was
a millionaire who had escaped from
Los Angeles. California, and he was
just going to put them both in grand
opera. when Slim toddled over TO
him and said: Next stop Erie You
told me TO remind you to send that
telegram to your wife in Logansport"
Curtain.
OF course the fact that Wedge didn't
have a wife in Logansport or else
where made no difference. He couldn't
prove an alibi. so he faded out into
the day coach and became as one
who isn't
The Roast-Beef Sisters seemed to
be all carved up about something or
other.
While these more or less grin-pro-
ducing incidents were occurring there
was ever present in my own noodle
the grim reality that bedtime was APP
preaching and 1 had drawn an upper
berth.
Gay IL 10 OHt VI party VI elA
to so before Congress and tell all
know about an upper berth.
AS place to tie up a small bundle
OF sleep boiler factory has II beat
to whimper.
Strong men weep every time the
ticket agent says, Nothing left but
an upper and lovely women have
Mysteries and begin to make faces
at the general public when the colored
porter points up in the air and says,
Madam, your eagles nest is ready
far up the mountainside."
While the porter was cooking up
my attack of insomnia ! went out in
the smoking room to drown my sor-
row, but / found such a bunch OF sor-
row killers out there ahead OF me that
l had to hold the comb and brush in
my lap and sit up on the towel rack
while l took little smoke
Did you ever notice on your trav-
els that peculiar hog on the train who
pays two dollars for berth and al
ways displaces eight dollars worth
of space in the smoking car?
If he would bite the end OF a piece
OF rope and light up occasionally he
wouldn't be so bad. but nix on the
smoke for him.
He simply sits there with face like
fish and keeps George Nicotine
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and all the real rag burners from en-
Joying a smoke.
If ever a statue is needed OF the pa
triot Buttinsh I would suggest a
model in the person of the smokeless
smoker who always travels in the
smoking car.
Two busy gazabes we're discussing
politics when squeezed into the
smoker on this particular occasion.
and Judge they both had lower
berths; otherwise their minds would
have been busy with dark and per
sonal fears OF the future.
Well" exclaimed the gabbv one
from Kansas City. what is politics?
Well what is IT."
Politics" replied Wise Willie from
Providence. politics is whore we get
it-sometimes in the bank, sometimes
in the neck"
Everybody present peeled the cover
of a loud laugh and the smokeless
hog at the window stole four inches
extra space so that he could shake
mere when he giggled.
Well" resumed the inuuisitive per
son from Kansas City what is poll
tician' DO you know? Eth. well.
what is a Politician"
"A politician" replied the fat man
from Providence. "a politician is the
reason we have SO much politics"
Much applause left the hands Of
those present. and the smokeless hog
turned sideways 50 that ne could
make the others more uncomfortable.
Perhaps" insinuated gabby Jim
from Kansas City perhaps you know
what a statesman is eh?"
4 statesman IS politician in good
luck was the comeback from our
rat friend from Providence. and in
the enthusiasm which followed the
smokeless hog found oue there was no
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Come unto me-" says the holy
Jesus, all ye that labor and arc heavy
laden, and 1 will refresh you" Beg
Of him TO he the light and life OF your
soul. love the sound Of his name +.
for Jesus is the love. the sweetness.
the compassionate goodness OF the
Deity itself; which became man. so
men might have the power to be.
come the sons Of God Love, and
mty. and wish well to every soul in
the world dwell in love and then you
dwell 10 0od.-William Law
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FIRST AID.

The patient writhed In the chair
Anger made his face crimson. but the
rubber dam in his mouth prevented
speech
The dentist stepped quickly into his
laboratory and came back with a
placard which he hung up on the wall
high enough to be seen by the patient
in his semirecumbent position. On
the card were printed in bold type halt
dozen lines OF profanity that fairly
siZzled.
rs that how you feel?" asked the
dentist. alphabetically.
The patient nodded his head.
We'll. keep your eyes on the card.
I'll soon be through"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-09-08

GAY Did you ever sit around in
~ the Pullman Car and study a few
paragraphs from the worlds most IA
nous text book-human nature?
Go after II the first chance you get
you'll learn at lot.
For instance. during trip recently
on one OF Mr. Pullman's sleep-wagons
/ soon learned that the brisk and
breezy crew in the seats around me
were commercial travellers, and they
were tanning each other with fairy
tales about the goods they sold.
l learned that the one who looked
known as Slim because he's so fat
that every time he turns around he
meets himself coming back
And it wasn't hard to learn that
the tall one with the sandy hair was
Nick Dalrymple, who goes after the
orders for hardware house in
Columbus and knows everybody in
the world-bar one family living in
Yonkers
Then there was Tod Gilpin, who
cuts ice for a match factory in New
aih, anu He > the NE OF small party.
Tod's main hold is to creep into
the reading room" OF a RUDE hotel
after the chores are done of an eve
ming and throw salve at the come-ons.
Tod tells them that their town is the
brightest spot on the map, and they
warm up to him and want to buy him
sarsaparilla and root beer. Then
when he gets them stuck on them
selves he sells them matches.
Presently / learned that the party
with the mauve forehead and the
magenta mustache was Mutt Daw-
son-the most reckless spendthrift
with his words and the meanest man
to the English language ever
listened to-
The Dream Builders Association
was in full session when Wedge Muir
ray caromed over and weighed-in with
the party.
Wedge is a saucy little party, five
foot four, with three foot shoulders.
l learned that Wedge sells canned
shirt waists for the Shine Brothers.
and If he's ever let into the firm it
will be as a brother.
Wedge is one of those goose-headed
ginks who scratch gravel and start
in to make a killing every time they
see a pretty girl.
Across the aisle sat two pet ca
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naries from Plainfield. New Jersey.
They were members OF the Soubrette
Singing Society, and they were en-
route to the West to join the Bunch
OF Birds Burlesque Company"
Their names were Mile and Tiuie.
and they wore Feather Buster hats.
Mile was fully aware that she
could back Duse off the map. and
Title was ready to bet a weeks sal
airy that she could make Bernhard
feel like she was out in the storm we
had day before yesterday.
Tod called them the Roast Beef Sis
ters. Rare and Well-done.
In minute the casters on Wedge
neck began to turn.
Nick put the others wise with a
wink. so they lit the FIRE and began
90 cook it. UP.
Wedges heart was warming for the
birds in the gilded cage
Nothing into IT," said Slim. IT'S
a plain case OF Appomattox The war
is over and they are yours. Wedgei"
Wedge turned a few more volts into
HIS twinkling lamps
Lower your mainsail Wedge. and
drop alongside; you've made the
landing" suggested Nick.
Wedge began to feel bis necktie
and play patty-cake with the little
bald spot or the top Of his head
stop the hanson and get out;
you're az your corner said Tod.
The Sweet Dreams across the way
wero giving Wedge the glorious eye
roll. and he felt that dinner was
ready
Hang ND your hat. Wedge and
gather the myrtle with Nary" Slim
Clipped in.
Then Wedge bounced over and be-
gan 70 show Mile and TnHe what
handsome brute he was az close quar-.
tsrs.
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Expensive Featherjno.

why do you keep such a heavy
guard around your ostrich farm No
body would try to steal an ostrich"
NO; but the boys around here are
fond of tar and feather parties. They
wouldn't hesitate to use ostrich plumes
when the excitement was on"
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The Outdoor Life

The doctor says don't take
enough interest in outdoor pastimes"
Are you going to profit by his sug-
gestion?"
Yes I'm going to sit down and
read every word on the sporting
page"
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A Prettu Prnhlem

Think of plant wizard actually
improving on the cactus!"
Remarkable. l shouldn't be at all
surprised II some scientific fellow
didn't eventually find a use for the
cocklebur"
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Modern BISndin.

Passerby-What are you kids do
Ing?
City Urchin-Chimmie's de prize
boy In de block Mt runnin' across de
street in front of de autos. and to-
day he's going to do ii wild 20 pounds
of bricks and his kid brother on his
back.-Puck
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Elne Graft

Madge-I don't think there'd oe any
fun in voting, anyhow.
Marjorie-S there would. II a
woman you didn't like were running.
you could get all the fudge and soda
you wanted out of her and then vote
against her.-Judge.
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Bix-Shakespeare speaks Of music
being the food Of love.
Dix-Well, there's lot Of It that
couldn't be guaranteed under the pure
food law.-Boston Evening Tran.
script
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Sense Of Humor.

Has your wife a sense OF humor 2''
she must have" replied Mr. big
gins She buys me the funniest
clothes and Eives our son the funniest
hair cut TO be seen in the neighbor.
hood"
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He Agreed.

Don't you think women are naeu-
rally more courageous than men ?"
challenged the champion OF her sex.
OF course" said the horrid cynic.
No man would dare to get of car
the way the average woman does"
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pon,t Let rhem oet Auau

Patience-Don't you think there
should be some sort of tax for bache-
lors?
Patrice-Tacks are not enough. I'm
In favor of mailing" EN-.
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Mamma-Now. Harold at the party
II anyone asks you to have some
thing. you must say. Yes, thank you.
and n you don't want it you must
say
Harold Don't bother. mamma
don't expect 20 refuse anything
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-09-08

Patience ST. Louis Mo- reports
fewer marriages than usual at this
season and blames business depres.
sion
Patrice- Should think it would cause
business depression with the minis
tiers
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Queer Resemblance

"A philosopher and sneak thief
are alike In one respect"
What might that be?"
They both take an abstract view
Of things"
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Fiatbush lie always was a lucky
guy
Bcnsonhurst-W What's happened?
Hes got the cash prize I'm a lot.
terry
Really"
Yes he's Just married moneJ.
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why does the senator keep talking
I'm that rambling way? I don't know
what he's aiming at. do you?"
Sure I do He's flibustering TO
keep his daughter from singing. -
Puck
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Her Idea.

See those fine folding beds. ma.
dam" said the gushing salesman.
They speak for themselves"
"Oh, indeed" replied the woman:
Il thought they we're made to shut
up"
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NOthIna Like the old FOOL.

Mrs. Crawford hope you SOL and
daughter haven't taken up the new
dancing.
Mrs. Crabshaw-They indulge very
little. my dear; but their father Is al
IL all the time-Judge
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InexeusabIe lanoranoe.

How did Good Friday originate.
anyway" asked Tommy Jones.
Huh" rejoined Johnny Smith with
an air of disdain. Didn't you never
read Robinson Crusoe'?"
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A Radical Position.

"of course, you are in favor of
peace?"
80 much 80 that don't even want
to get into an argument about the best
way to secure it."
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"A noted stage beauty who has tried
1t says there is nothing to being an old
mans darling"
All But she overlooks the advertise
ing"
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win You buy me string OF pearls.
George" asked The sweet Young thing
40 ! won't" replied George: but
n you come With me I'll get you a few
strings Of spaghetti"
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Superficial Impreasion.

Tho classic dance. with graces tare.
The dry goods trade may mar.
Apparently the less you wear.
Tho classlc-er you are
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The Only WAY

This notice Of old Millyuns death
says his widow survives him"
- suppose she realized that was the
only possible way she hae Of hecominR
hin widow"
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Some Work

Did you ever work on farm.
Sam?"
"Oh, yes boss"
what did you do. SAM"
i had { sit out under a tree, boss.
an wait for dc dinner horn e blow. 3"
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An Irate Husband.
dance.

He gave his wife an angry look.
Used language far from nice.
1t seems the dame his razor took
To shave some ice
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Mrs Swell-Tel your captain I'd
like the pleasure of his company to a
dance next Thursday evening.
Corporal O'Brien-Oi will, ma'am,
but Dim afraid some OF 'em can't
dance.
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There isn't much chance for an old
man"
That's so; it's getting 80 that q
man can't get a Job after he gets to be
seven or eight hundred years old"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-10
Thin People Can
Increase Weight

Thin men and women who would like
to increase their weight with 10 or is
pounds of healthy stay there" fat
should try eating little Sargol with
their meals for while and note re-
suits. Here is a good test worth trying.
First weigh yourself and measure your
self. Then take Sargol-one tablet with
every meal-for two weeks. Then weigh
and measure again. 1t isn't a question
of how you look or feel or what your
friends say and think. The scales and
the tape measure will tell their own
story, and many thin men and women
we believe can easily add from Ave to
eight pounds in the first fourteen days
by following this simple direction. And
best of all, the new flesh stays put.
Sargol does not of itself make fat, but
mixing with your food. it aims to turn
the fats. sugars and starches Of what
you have eaten into rich. ripe fat pro-
ducing nourishment for the tissues and
blood-prepare it. in an easily assimi-
lated form which the blood can readily
accept. Much Of this nourishment now
passes from your body as waste. But
Sargol works to stop the waste and do
it quickly and to make the fat pro-
ducing contents of the very same meals
you are eating now develop pounds
and pounds of healthy flesh between
your skin and bones. Sargol is safe.
pleasant, efficient and inexpensive.
Mcbride & Will Drug Co., Marshall
town, and other leading druggists in
this vicinity sell 1t in large boxes
forty tablets to a package-on a guar
anee of weight increase or money back
as found in each large box.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-10
the decision being left with the jury.

the decision being left with the Jury.
Announcement was made Tuesday
that Miss Grace Slater, who was with
Smith when the bandit shot him three
weeks ago. together with Detective
Captain Steve Maloney of the Omaha
police force, would go to Wichita the
last of this week. probably leaving
about Thursday, to take look at
Hauser. to see If Miss Slater can
identify him as the man who held
Smith and herself up, shooting Smith
and Offering her all sorts Of indigni-
ties before he finally let her go.
1t is believed by the Omaha police
that the same man who murdered
Smith was guilty Of the robbery OF the
card party at the Hause residence a
few nights before, when lone bandit
lined UP the men and women alike at
the party and made his escape with q
considerable quantity Of cash. 1t is
probable that one or two persons who
We're present at the Hause party may
go to Wichita with Miss Slater and
Maloney. TO look at Eauser and see K
he was the man who robbed them.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-10
New. Of Toledo.

Special to Times -Republican.
Toledo, Nov. 10-Roy Davis, the
electrician. has purchased forty eight
acres Of land in southeast Carleton
township from F. d. Walcott. In the
consideration Of the purchase price
Walcott ',uys from Davis his residence
in south Toledo on Broadway. known
as the Angelina Brown property.
The local Office of the Iowa Railway
and Light Company has received and
is storing here over a car load of $4,000
volt insulators to be used in the con-
struction of the high tension line now
being built from Cedar Rapids to To-
ledo. Work is now progressing on the
eastern end Of this line.
The Toledo high school band. which
has kept up its reg Liar practice since
the open air concert season closed, will
give concert at the meeting on the
evening of Nov. %.
The pupils of the school of oratory OF
the college will give program at
Phillips Music Hall Thursday evening
at s. o'clock. This is the first recital
program this year, and only a part OF
the class will appear on this occasion,
but later programs will be given by
other members of the class.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-10
MASON CITY BOARD AooPTo
PLAN FOR CONTINUOUS
TERM.
OPTIONAL WITH STUDENTS,
CREDITS TO De GIVEN
New System Applies to High School
onIy-Lonasst Vacation to b Two
Wssks-Asrieultural Teacher 60 Be
Employed and Vacant Lots in City
&c ae Cultivated.
Special to Times-Republican.

Special to Times-Republican.
Mason City, Nov. 1o.-The board OF
education of this city Monday night in
regular session, passed upon two i'm
portant measures. Hereafter following
out plans suggested by Superintendent
Hammitt, Of the high school, there will
be a continuous twelve months session
Of school, the longest vacation being
two weeks. Students attending the
summer term of school will be given
the same credits and promotions as il
they attended the winter session At
tending the summer session will not
be made compulsory. School men have
long thought Of this plan but it is to
be given thorough test in the Mason
City schools.
It was also decided to hire teacher
in agriculture. The purpose now Is to
secure all the vacant lots in Mason
City that it is possible to secure and
next year farm them, raising not only
garden truck but flowers and plants
The girls will share with the boys in
this work. If enough acreage can not
be secured in lots small plat near the
city will be rented.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-11-10
THEY REFUSE TO EAT

At periods in most childrens' lives
theyfail to relish their meals and refuse
to eat even the delicacies prepared to
tempt their appetites. They lack am
bition, and growth seems impeded,
which causes anxiety and worry.
To compel them to eat is grave
mistake, because nutrition is impaired.
Healthful exercise in fresh air and sun
shine is important, but equally import
ant is a spoonful of SCOTS Emulsion
three times a day to feed the tissues
and furnish food-energy to improve
their blood, aid nutrition and sharpen
their appetites.
The highly concentrated medicinal
food in Scott's Emulsion supplies the
very elements children need to build up
their strength. They relish Scott sit ID
free from alcohol