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The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
FALLING HAIR MEANS
DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
Save Your Hair! Get IS Cent Bottle
of Danderine Right Now-Aiso
Stops Itching Scalp.

Thin. brittle. colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence Of neglected
scalp. OF dandruf-that awful scurf,
There is nothing so destructive TO
the hair as dandruff II robs the hair
Of its luster, its strength and its very
life; eventually producing a feyerish'
ness and itching OF the scalp. which
IL not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink. loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tonight-now any time-will surely
save your ha
Get a IS cent bottle OF Knowlton's
Danderine from any store. and after
the first application your hair will
take on that life. luster and luxuriance
which is SO beautiful. II will become
wavy and fluffy and have the appear
ance OF abundance; an Incompatible
gloss and sottness. but what will
please you most will be after just a
few weeks use. when you will actual
ly see lot OF fine, downy hair-new
halr-growing all over the scalp. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
INDIGESTION, GAS
OR SICK STOMACH
Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends
all Stomach misery in five
minutes.

Do some foods you eat hit back
taste good. but work badly; ferment
into stubborn Jumps and cause sick.
sour, gassy stomach? Now. Mr.. or
Mrs. Dyspeptic. jot this down: Pape's
Diapepsin digests everything, leaving
nothing TO sour and upset you. There
never was anything so Safely quick. so
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach is disordered you
will get happy relief in five minutes.
but what pleases you most is that 1t
strengthens and regulates your stom-
ach so you can eat your fayorite foods
without fear.
You feel different as soon as "Pape's
Diapepsin" comes in contact with the
stomach-distress just yanishes-your
stomach gets sweet. no gases, no belch-
ing. no quotations of undigested food.
Go now, make the best investment
you ever made by getting large fifty
cent case OF Pape's Diapepsin from any
store. You realize in FIVE minutes how
needless it is to suffer from indiges-
ton, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
DIDN'T WANT TO MEET HIM
CoIored Parsons Description OF His
Satanic Majesty Brought Converts
to Mourners Bench.

The late celebrated Peter Vinegar.
who In days gone by used to make
periodical visits TO Danyille says the
Advocate, for the purpose OF deliver
ing his sermons. remarkable en- ac-
count of their startling texts, on one
occasion spoke to large assemblage
of tho colored population and few
whites at the old colored Methodist
church on Walnut street. lie arose,
raised his speetacles from his eyes,
and said
My beloved brederen and sisteren,
take my tex dis eyenin in dat por.
ton Nv de Scriptur' whar de 'Postle
Paul pints his pistol at de 'Phesians
an whar it says. Whar de hen
scratches dar's de worm. 'cetpin' de
case whar sum previus hen hay bin
dar. :" He then proceeded 10 tell his
hearers what horrible personal APP
pearance the devil presented. with the
following description. His eyes look
like two balls uy fire, his teef like two
skinned saplins, his ears hang down
like baeeer leaf an his BRET smoke
like tar kittle" That night Peter
made many converts
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
NEUTRAL RIGHTS
ARE THREATENED
TAFT SAYS SOLUTION OF CRISIS
SHOULD 1T ARISE NO JiNGO
SPIRIT MUST BE ALLOWED.
SHOULD NOT BE INFLUENCED
We Must Stand BY President Wilson
to the End, Declared
Taft.

Morristown. n. 1.-THE United
States is threatened with a serious in.
vasion of its rights. as a neutral. by
the warning nations of Europe. and In
preserving its commerce with those
nations is face To face with crisis
in the opinion OF former President
William IL. Taft In the solution of
that crisis. should 1t arise. no jingo
spirit must be allowed TO prevail, Mr..
Taft advised, neither pride nor mo-
mentary passion should influence our
judgment
And when the president shall act"
Mr. Taft declared. We must stand by
him to the end. In this determine
ton we may be sure that all will join,
no matter what their previous views.
no matter what their European origin
All will forget their differences in
self-sacrifiicing loyalty to our common
flag and our common country"
Mr.. Taft's reference to the situation
confronting the United States was
made at the conclusion Of an address
delivered here before the Washington
Association OF New Jersey
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Remark Hard to Explain.

Everyone had gathered In the draw
Ing room after dinner and all were
feeling contented with themselves as
well as at peace with the outside
world. when 1t Was suggested as pas
time that every lady should. state the
gift she most coveted. and the posses
sion OF which she would most prize.
With prompt acQuiescence each regis
tered her choice. Mrs. Wellman wished
for the most exquisite jewels extant,
Mrs. King desired to be the best
dressed woman in society. Mrs. Dray-
ton preferred TO own the handsomest
turnouts, while Mrs. Smith craved
popularity. Robinson. springing from
his chair. exclaimed: Heavens. don't
any OF you care for beauty" Some OF
them still think 1t was intentional.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
BILIOUS, HEADACHY,
SICK "CASCARETS"
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get a 10-cent box.

Sick headache. biliousness, dizzi-
ness, coated tongue. foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed. fermenting food in the
bowels or sour. gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the IN
testines, instead of being cast out
of the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue 1t causes con-
gestion and that dull. throbbing. sick
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach. remove the sour. undigested
food and foul gases. take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 10-cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

A spell OF cold, damp weather Is
always followed by a fine crop OF KID
ney troubles and backache.
Colds and chills damage the kid
neys. Other troubles common to win
ter weather are just as bad. Grip, ton
silitis, Quinsy, pneumonia or any other
infectious disease hurts the Kidneys
by overlooking the blood with poisons.
The kidneys get worn, weak and In
famed trying to work II off.
1t isn't hard to strengthen weak
kidneys though. II you act quickly.
At the first sign OF backache. dizzy
spells, headaches. loss OF weight, nerv-
BUSINESS. depression and painful. irreg-
ular kidney action, start using Doan s
Kidney Pills. Rest the kidneys by
simple eating. avoidance OF oyerwork
and worry. and getting more rest and
sleep. A milk diet is fine.
This sensible treatment should
bring quick benefit and prevent seri
Gus kidney diseases like dropsy
gravel and Bright's disease.
Clip this advertisement and mail II
To the address below for free tria
OF Doan's Kidney Pills, the best rec
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
No Task for Tyros.

One OF the men at the front has told
US how ne tried to milk n cow-with-
out the expected result. This is not
an easy task for an Impractical hand.
Leslie stephen was once on n long
tramp in Switzerland. accompanied
by his friend. Doctor Morgan, They
missed their way and found them.
selves. parehed and hungry. far from
any dwelling place. AT length they
came across n COW. from whom they
determined to extract some nourish-
ment. each holding ON to her horns in
turn. they had to abandon all hopes
OF milk. This remarks Doctor Nor,
gan. is "oue OF the very few occasions
on which ! ever saw Stephen fairly
thwarted."
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
THE DOCTORS WIFE
Agrees With Him About Food.

A trained nurse says: "ln the prac-
hce OF my profession have found SO
many points In favor OF Grape-Nuts
TODD that unhesitatingly recommend
Il to all my patients
1T is delicate and pleasing to the
palate tan essential in food for the
sick and can be adapted TO all ages,
being softened with milk or cream for
babies or the aged when deficiency OF
teeth renders mastication impossible.
For fever patients or those on liquid
diet find Grape-Nuts and albumen
water very nourishing and refreshing
This recipe is my own idea and is
made as follows: Soak a teaspoonful
of Grape. Nuts In a glass OF water for
An hour. strain and serve with the
beaten white OF an egg and spoonful
If fruit juice for flayouring. This az
lords a great deal of nourishment that
even the weakest stomach can assimi.
late without any distress,
MY husband is physician and he
Uses Grape-Nuts himself and orders 1t
many times for his patients,
Personally regard a dish OF Grape
Nuts with fresh or stewed fruit as the
ideal breakfast for anyone-well or
sick"
In stomach trouble. nervous prostra-
ton. etc. a Today trial OF Grape Nuts
will usually work wonders toward
nourishing and rebuilding and in this
way end the trouble. Name given by
Postum Co. Battle Creek. Mich
Look in pkgs for the famous little
book, THE Road 10 MELVILLE"
Ever above lettrrf A new
= time Ia time. They
e, and full Of human
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Giuen Up to Die
Helpless With Agonizing
Kidney lille

For number OF years l suffered greatly
from kidney disease. gradually ran
down until finally ! given up TO
die. I helpless and my limbs were
swollen to twice their natural size. in fact,
/ was boated all over. My hands and feet
and also my ankles were pulled up until the
skin tense. Doctors who attended me
were afraid that dropsy would reach my
heart but nothing they could do helped me.
My back panied greatly and the kidney Sc
crttions were scanty in passage and unnat-
ural At last the doctors gave me up and
Il was then that told to try Doan's
Kidney Pills ! did and the effect was al
most miracle The bloat.ng and swelling
commenced to go down and as l continued
taking this medicine I felt better in every
way After had taken Aye boxes OF Doan's
X idncy Tills. ! we'll. That was over
four years ago and since then ! haven't suf-
ferCd In the least"
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
RESINOl A HEALING
HOUSEHOLD OINTMENT

The same soothing. healing, anti
septic properties that make resinol
ointment standard prescription for
Subscriptions. also make It the ideal
household remedy for burns. scalds,
cuts. wounds, sores. chafings, pimples.
blackheads. irritations. and score Of
other troubles which constantly arise
In every home. especially whore there
are children. That is why resinol oint
ment should be on your medicine shelf
ready for instant use. Sold by all drug
g.sts Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

Young Mavks had decided To enlist
and go to war. and his wife was OBJ
jectiug
hut darling" he argued. even If |
were killed. just think how fine it
would bee to b the widow of a hero.
oh, no. WIlfrod 81 pleaded the young
wife earnestly her mind reyeruns TO
a familiar provcrb. ! would rather
be the wife OF live Jackass than a
dead lion Judge
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Ignorance Was Bliss.

A raid had been made on negro
gambling house and a dozen inmates
arrested. In police court the next
morning each of the accused was
heard in turn. The last in the row
was a large. searedlooking negro.
Well asked the judge, what do
you know about this case?"
Who? Me-" asked the negro.
Yes. you"
Well just tell yo' All | knows
about dis case is dat was dar,"-
Green Bag
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Much More Cheerful.

a scientist says that the sun will
never cool off
I'm very glad to hear that"
What difference does IT make to
you who will be dead millions OF years
before anything OF the sort could hap
pen, anyhow"
We'll. it's more cheerful to think OF
this old world, so good in spite OF all
its faults. rolling along through the
sunshine 100000 years from now,
with a warm, throbbing load of hui
man freight, than to picture it a desc
late ball OF ice plunging through eter-
nal darkness"
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Up to Mother.

The mother OF thirteenyear old
Page has gift for rhyming and a
generous nature The other day Page
returned from school with the an
nouncement that each member OF her
class was expected TO turn in poem
on certain given subject on the NOR
row.
We'll. that's very nice subject.
replied Pages mother
Yes. but. mother" the little girl
asked. with Innocent assurance, what
are you going to say about it,
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Gen. Gonzales TO Monterey

Brownsville Pablo Gonzales.
with 5000 Carranza troops. passed
through Victoria, Mexico. en- route to
Monterey to renew the attack upon
the Villa forces there. according to n
message from Victoria received In
Matamoros. the Mexican town oppo-
site here. CarranZa forces recently
were repulsed at Monterey after near
" two weeks fighting.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
SELF SHAM POOING
With Cuticura Soap Is Most Comfort
Ino and Beneficial. Trial Free.

Especially II preceded by touches
Of Cuticura Ointment to spots of dan
drur and '-ehing on the scalp skin.
These Jupe.creamy emollients meet
every skin want as We'll as every
toilet and nursery want in caring for
the skin. scalp. hair and hands.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Gudeura. Dept. KY.
Boston. Sold verywhere.-A
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Between Deals.

The Wall street broker who ought
to be In vaudeville came across at
lunch with a fresh conundrum.
What's the difference" said he.
between taXidermist and taxi
driver. one OF those chaps who gears
the taXimeter up TO the highest
notch?"
Every body had had experience with
the taximeter but nobody could supply
the answer.
"All right" said the broker. "One
skins you and stuffs you and the
other stufYs you and skins you"
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Catch Copper Smuooler.

Copenhagen large shipment of
copper packed In casks which were
labelled sugar" and put aboard the
steamship Carmen. was seized The
copper was consigned to a German
firm. The shipper and the captain Of
the vessel were arrested
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Carry Out Neutrality.

The Hague The Netherlands has
maintained the striCtest neutrality by
presenting notes of protest at the
same moment TO Germany and Great
Britain regarding the acts OF these
governments in respectively declaring
a war zone OF the waters around the
British Isles and III using neutral
flags
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Peru to Buy U. S. Wheat.

Lima, Pcru.-The government has
decided TO import wheat from the
United States and sell II here at cost
TO reduce the price OF bread In an
effort to meet the present financial
crisis the finance minister is seeking
TO arrange n loan OF Sl.l50.00
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
"Reminiscences.

Il can remember when we could get
an idea of how an election was going
by taking a straw vote"
we never depend on straw votes
out our way. The only chance OF
learning which way the election was
going was to discover which side had
the most two-dollar bills"
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
x-Ray Finds Contraband.

New York The NRay examina-
tons OF cargoes OF outgoing British
ships which have been conducted BY
representatives of the British govern.
ment for several months as a means
OF preventing shipment of contrahand
OF war. revealed that bales OF cotton
waste consigned aboard the White
Star Liner Gretic contained rubber.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
First Counterfeit Reserve Note Out.

Wasl(rton-The first counterfeit
OF fveral reserve note has mad y
It's appearance. II is n 50 note of the
Dallas federal seserye bank printed
from poorly executed etched plates.
the secret service system, on two
pieces OF paper with silk threads be-
tween.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
WaX Clear For Suffrane.

Albanv-t,Very legal step necessary
to putting suffrage amendment be
fore New York voters this fall now has
been taken The last act the signing
OF the resolution to permit balloting.
vas performed by the secretary OF
state.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

London.-The London Times has
achieved what is said to be record
In the field OF raising money for
popular cause. Its fund for sick and
wounded has passed $4,000. 600
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Irish Vessel Sinks.

London.-The small Irish coastinc
steamer Downshire was sunk by the
German submarine U-l2 of Calf of
Man. an island in the Irish sea. The
Germans gave the crew five minutes in
which to leave the ship. The crew
landed at Dundeium. county Down,
Ireland.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

Z tell you, sir" said the sad-eyed
passenger with the bargain-counter
tie all women are born gamblers"
That's right" observed the button
drummer And they nearly always
win when they play hearts to catch
diamonds"
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
in After Years.

Beauty" remarked the poetic
youth. may draw us with single
hair
During the courtship. yes" re-
joined the bald headed man with
sigh. but after marriage she is more
likely to grab a handful"
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
important 10 Mothers
His Point of View.

What is your idea of matrimony ?"
asked the fair maid who was still oc-
cupying the anxious seat.
Well" rejoined the wise chap who
had baked at the hurdle, it's probably
all right for those who haven't enough
worry"
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
She Went.

See how | can count, mamma, "
said Kitty There's my right foot,
That's one. There's my left foot.
That's two Two and one make three
Three feet make yard. and l want to
60 out and play In it"
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Pas NindIctlvencss.

George, father has failed"
That's just like him, l told you
all along. darling. that he was going
TO do all he could TO keep us from be-
ing married STRAY Stories
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
COLDS & LaGRlPPE

S or 6 doses 666 Will break any case
or Chills & Fever, Colds G. LaGrippe;
it acts on the liver better than Gallo
mel and does not grippe or sicken.
Price 25c.--Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
automatically Speaking.

= want 10 answer Gwendolyn's let
ter and say something that means
nothing"
Tell her YOU love her"
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Gives Votes TO Women.

Indianapolis. limited woman
outrage measure, similar TO that in
Senate as Democratic party meas
ure.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
IL. Much % Bear

Frend-Why are you crying. Bobby7
Bobby-Ma whipped me because my
face was dirty. and then washed it
Judge
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Decidedly Unneutrsl

Mrs. Knicker-ls your husband neu-
trail?
Mrs. Bocker-No: he blows up every
bridge give.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

1t doesn't take a woman long to get
wise TO mans actions after marry
ing him-then she proceeds to call his
blum
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Icxas Bank Rnhhed

san Antonio.-Three unmasked men
robbed the Merchants and Mechanics
Bank of about s1,1o0 and escaped in a
stolen automobile.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
When Your Eyes Need Care

Use Murine Eye Medicine. No Smarting-Feels
Fine-Acts Quickly. Try 1t for Red, Weak,
Sore Eyes and Granulated Eyelids, Murine Is
by our Ocuiists-not p Patent
hedicine"-but used In successful Physicians
Practice for many years. Now dedicated to
the Public and sold by Druggists at Doc per
Bottle Murine Eye Salve In Aseptic Tu bes,
no and soc. Write for Book OF the Eye Free.
Murine Eye Remedy Company. Chicago. Adv
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

Always sure to please. Red Cross Ball
Blue. All grocers sell it. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

Falmouth is probably the oldest port
In England. 1t was used by the Phoe-
nicians at least $500 years ago.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
The Reason,

The man who uttered those forged
notes made very clumsy Job OF It,"
"Oh. but, you know, he suffered"
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

It's impossible to suppress the man
WHO thinks he can tell funny story.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

They stop the tickle Deans Mentholated
Cough Drops stop coughs quickly \ pleas
ant remedy=5c at all good Druggists.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

It's the high spots that knock out
the rolling stones.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

Denver women are forming home
and school clubs In the churches.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

Beware of false economy. The man
who does not invest in garden seeds
seldom picks and cucumbers.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

Millions of particular women now us,
and recommend Red Cross Ball Blue. Al
grocers. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

The inconsistency OF womankind is
demonstrated by the society girl, who
starts In when she comes out.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

In Alaska women have full suffrage
without opposition.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25
Winter Chills Bring Kidney Ills

commended kidney remedy in the
world. You'll decide it worth a trial,
when you read this enthusiastic testi'
mony.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

The mother tongue has the father
tongue beaten
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

Many a man who knows his own
mind is not overburdened with knowl-
edge.
The Dermott news., 1915-02-25

The average man wastes lot of en-
ergy in laughing at his own jokes.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1915-08-20
BILLS BROTHERS SELLING
100 FORD CARS

The E. & G. Bills Auto company
is furnishing ample evidence of the
presence of prosperity by their sale
of autos at the garage on South Main
street. AS we stated heretofore they.
have quit handling the Overland cars
and are centering their attention on
the Ford, the one that you will even
tually buy if you want car that will
do the work all the time and yet
cost only moderate price. AS evi-
sdence of the fact that people know
what they want by comparing cars,
we offer the information that The
Bills Auto company received car
load of Fords last Friday and sold
them all the same day. They have a
Icarload on the road which is due to
arrive today or tomorrow and they
are all sold. They have another car
load on the way due to arrive next
week, and you can get one of them If
you hurry.
The Bills Auto company have the
exclusive agency for Bingham and
Jefferson counties, and have contract
ed to take 1O4 Ford cars this year,
which means, of course. that they
must sell that many or store some.
The present indications are that they
will be storing orders instead of cars,
and that during the next three
months of the harvest of bumper
crops, more Ford cars will be sold to
the farmers than they will buy
horses. BY the way, Henry Ford has
bought 1000 acres of land in Michi-
gan on which to erect FACTORY to
manufacture traction engines that he
can sell to the farmer for 5000
Lapiece, and each one will pillow as
much ground in a day as six horses.
1t is to be little thing, not subject
to distemper or collie, eats gasoline,
never gets tired, saves the cost of a
barn and makes money to build a fine
house The farmers of the world
swear by Henry Ford, and when you
buy Ford car you are saving the
$500 to pay for your engine. V
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1915-08-20
COMING TO THE ISIS

Messers Hilliard & Johnson, of the
Isis threatre, have just closed con-
tract with the representative of
George Kleine for the following
Kleine attractions:
"DuBarry" "Spartacus, "vendet-
'ta," "Officer $685." stop Thief"
THE Commuters" who's Who in
Society,"" Lion of Venice" Julius
Caesar" THE Naked Truth" Bart
cred Lives" and "The Spendthrift. >
billiard & Johnson are to be com
Eplimented in bringing these attrac-
Itions to Blackfoot, as all of Mr.
IKleine's currest releases are includ-
ed and are the best attractions that
money can buy. You remember
George Kleine's "Quo Vadis," "The
Last Days of Pompeii,' and Anthony
land Cleopatra"
I In " Julius Caesar" there are over
20, 900 people and cost in excess Of
one million dollars to produce.
You don't want to miss these high
class attractions. Watch for dates
Swat the fly and STAY the weeds