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The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24
ACT WAS NOT TO nus LIKING
American Soldier Properly Rssenasn
FIIIpIno's Insult 70 = seankEh
0ficaF.

The story is told by an RnGfLHh ~
val ofiieer who Witnessed the aaEWs-
renee in Manila As Was enuMamE
one OF the numerous bridges Rrsnwn
the Pasig river. saw q native Staa-
Pine spit In the face OF y sp2sA@m
officer. and then run for prOtcrtzm -
the American sentinel, Who wn& sa1-
ing the bridge. II was some time ~
fore the Filipino could make hfmmnaR
understood. but when tha sentry eszn-
pretended his action Was very pxsmpG
indeed He handed his Enn. ~ I'm
Spanish oficer. caught the uasttSw ~
the nape OF the neck and the sela 80
his trousers and pitched him on The
bridge into the Paslg river. Thsn be
calmly took his gun from the easeers
and began pacing hia beat, a. E a0tle-
ing had happened IL nidensifiea
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24

-DOnr novel; snapped Peachesi
don't mover"
For another half hour stroIled with
Dante through hts favoFite boiler
room. felt something sharp and Pc
cuiiar on my back II was one Of my
shoulder blades peeping out to see
what the matter was. The tempera.
ture had started 70 display itself In
four figures when l gasped. what 10
this thing that's over us--a numbers
blow-pipe?"
-Shushl" whispered Peaches. its
an electric blanket-were reducingl-
Shrieking the battlecry Of Freedom
I pushed the volcano on the bed and
jumped to my feet
Peaches also jumped to her feet and
with one of them stepped on an ohm
or something. whereupon she let q
blood-curdling yell out OF her that
could be heard in Winnipeg.
Then she put her other foot down
and landed on a volt or an ampere or
something equally exciting and be.
came short-circuited
She was the best little short-circuit
that ever fused a fuse.
For two minutes that room looked
like q thunderstorm with Peaches
playing all the elements.
When finally got the current
turned on and all the live wires out 81
her hair Peaches collapsed on the sofa
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24

GNAYl have You ever noticed that the
bug called Vanity can cook up
more trouble for human beings
than any germ that ever built its nest
In brain cell?
It's subtle little disease. this fever
we call Vanity. No man ever knows
he has IT but he can always recognize
the symptoms In his neighbor.
Sometimes 1t breaks out in diamond
rings on the fingers; sometimes 1t
takes the form Of ragtime clothing &C
companied by rainbow neckties, and
sometimes II drives a man into politics
who should remain at his post as the
chauffeur Of a garbage wagon.
And then again there are occasions
when II never shows In q man until
after he Is dead and his win reads,
Il give and bequoAth the sum OF thirty
thousand dollars for the purposes Of
scattering my ashes from the highest
peak of the Himalaya mountains"
Hep Hardy has II for keeps. Around
al the club the ether night 1 saw him
drink seven scotch highbalHs because
somebody swriled him all up by telling
him he never showed the effects Of
liquor.
Then he Ehd to lean against the
buildings al he way home.
Even friend wife isn't proof against
the Vanity microbe.
Not lang ago some fresh friend told
her that she was getting stout and
Peaches promptly fell for every obes-
ny cure known to modern science.
During her calmer moments Peaches
has the general appearance Of a Fetch
erizing canary bird. but when some
amiable idiot told her that day by day
she was growing to look more and
more like public building she ut
tered a few shrill screams and started
after that obesity proposition with a
tOmahawk.
tried to flag her and talk her out
Of it, but she waved me back and said
she wasn't going through this world
ehaperoning a double chin.
So Peaches started in to put the
sabots to the fatty tissues, and for q
week our erstwhile peaceful home be
came two reels in the Movies entitled
"A Rough Night at Sea-"
When l reached home on the eve
1T the Battle of Embonpoint l found
Peaches strolling around the campus
made up to look like lady scarecrow
Her face was concealed behind a mus
lin mask, there was feverish glitter
in her eyes and in both hands she
clutched q book which proclaimed
itself THE Road to Beauty; or, How
to Get Thin without Calling in the
Coroner"
As l breezed through the turnstilS
with q CHEEKY Good eventide, Las
sie!" she turned her acetylene lamps
on me and burned me to q standstill
Then abe threw both herself and the
book ON our nearly Persian rug and
began to roll around the room. Seek
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24

Tom" said the bride OF a week
didn't you promise faithfully TO give
up smoking the day married your"
Yes. my dear" replied Tom, Il be.
lieye I did"
And now" she continued. Il find
you putting a cigar. just as though
weren't in existence. What explana-
ton have you TO offer?"
We'll. kept my promise" replied
the husband. Il didn't smoke single
cigar on our wedding day - Philadel
phia Public Ledger.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24

screaming! Take II away Take 1t
away Now l know what q hard life
the third rail must leadl"
l think the electric blanket has
cured friend wife.
At any rate all the exercising do
funnys have been presented to the jan
itor's children. and Peaches has prom
ised to be kind to a double chin II Ma
ture slips her one.
Old King Solomon had the right idea
when he said to his typewriter. YAM
itys vanity. all 10 vanity!"
II q surgeon could remove our Van
ity IS easily as he removes an appen-
dix there'd be q lot more money in the
savings bank.
What do you thinkf
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24
EczEMAs AND RAsHEs
itching and Burning soothsd BY cUtI-
eUra. Trial Free.

The soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. Relief.
rest and sleep follow the use OF these
nuperereamy emoIlients and indicate
speedy and complete healment In most
cases Of young and old. even when the
usual remedies have utterly failed.
Sample each free by mail with Book
Address postcard, cuticura, Dept ky.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24

What's the Communication from
your placer
"Seyen-fifty a month"
That's cheap enough"
Yes. but I lose three times that
much playing pinochle on the train"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24

Monk-Whatcher cryin' about7
Zebra oo-hooi Everybody holleFS
= Jail bird" at me!
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24

hoIh own DRUGGIsT Will TELL. roo
Try Murine Bye Remedy for He'd. WsAk, wetaFy
ayes ana Oranuiatea myetds No rm4rung-
" mai Fres. Murine kye hanedy %. Ch4eAes
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24

Il hear your old name. Mssd. - .
widow"
Il always was lucky. Jusa ttsaBk. ~
I'd married her I'd be dead nOw~
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24
Drink psnlson's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

PoliteDess prompts a good deal Of
the applause and practically all OF the
laughter
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24
WOMEN
ND
VIBRATIONS
ydia E. Pink.
Vegetable
pound.

my left side
M ssveral years that /
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24

expected TO have to
undergo an opera
lion, but the first
bottle / took of
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Negotiable Com
pound relieved meof
the pains in my side
and / continued its
use until ! became
regular and free
from pains. ! had
asked several doc
> anything / could
and they said there
hey knew Of. = ] am
. good medicine and
the highest praise. "
rETTH 1662 Constant
10.
J / suffered from fe-
be pains were 30 bad
d not sit down. The
severe operation but
} Lydia E. Pinkham's
nd and / experienced
Iort time. Now j feel
! and can do q hard
/ mind II. What JOY
TO be well once more.
and willing to speak
q Compound. Mrs.
hut St, Hanover, Pa
= complications you
| write TO Lydia =.
Q Co. (cOnhdentiaD
letter will be Openedl
ed by q woman and
Ihdences
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24

ern La III r'6nn's cstfeo.
Strses 4E md delicious.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24

knows that he didn't
enght he knew At
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24

ID opened.
l.. said the tattooed
Il. a 1 nf interested lis
1 4nued on an island
\ and captured by
A, They demanded
7. fer my release. 1
dicament-all my
w York bank, and
me-"
!. No7" asked one Of
1 - tattOoed man
" draw on me. and
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24

7lHNIy.
Aas0ea e any ideas about
y ION fre beautifulT"
reatsi The house?"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24
R
YcHlkG SKIN

md other itch
options are 50
improper treat
be very careful.
however. that
20 use, even on
ln--that il the
r einol Is the pre-
= ore doctor. put
2 Kesinol ointment
HlB proved so re-
ID lat thousands OF
a e been prescrib-
30 years.
u ing instantly. and
Z ie the eruption
II post. Resinol clint
i can be bought
q, are not at all
"a sunburn.-Adv.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24

placed aayWAsra. 80
tFaeaa enA Hills AL
aisa. Neat. elsAn. Or
nAmsntAi, eonvsnienL
cheap Ln@f8 ell
noason. Madssf
metal, eAaTspdilorap
over; viii not sell -
intuFs anything
0uArAntsed s6sc1iyN
All dealers orsss1i
empress pAsd fer GA
Ava. 1FSskIyA. y. =
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-24

sniti0n 4
annual 3
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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-07
GENERAL FEDERAL
SUR VEY OF ROADS

as a government publication.
In order that every county and DIS
trict in the state may be represented
in the report, and that the report for
the entire state may be helpful By
season of is completeness and accur-
acy various forms are to be sent out
to the memssrs OF the county courts,
road engineers and supervisors IN the
various counties who are requested
10 ell in the same from the most re-
liable sources.
In the publication to be issued by
the government Information of this
sort. as collected from every state
will be tabulated so as. TO show the
comparative results being accomplish
ed as to the various systems Of tax
alton for road construction and main
tenance. sources of revenue for bridge
building. number of miles of improved
and unimproyed road as well as
great volume OF general Information
concerning highway improvement.
Chief Road Engineer A. d. Williams
has been designated collaboration OF
these statistics and has already be-
gun to arrange working force SO
that this information can be gathered
as rapidly as possible.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-07

I the round dance was not religious
and 1t is not continued today because
IL is a religious exercise. There IS
as much difference between the dance
of the Bible which was for worship
of God and religious joy. and the
dance of today. as there is between
hog and a mule.
II am sure there is not any one
here who knows anything about the
dance who would not say that the
most inconsistent thing dancer
could do while moving to such music.
and in such a position, would be 10
sing, My Jesus, / Love Thee know
Thou Art Mine. Fer Thee all the
foilies of sin resign. My gacious
ever I loved Thee, my Jesus, It's now.
Spur to Lust.
II am opposed to the dance because
many of its leaders say it is wrong.
Prof. Sullivan. dancing master for
fourteen years, says: Waiting Is
spur to lust Prof. Welsh. for ten
years dancing master, says: l NAYS
no hesitation in saying that the waltz
under whatever name It may go for
the time being, is immoral, 1 am op-
posed to the dance because many VINO
were once infatuated with the dance
say il is harmful Some one asks:
Did you ever dance? No Wen
then how do you know that the dance
is harmful do not have to stick
MY nose into swill barrel to Hndee
stand that there is swill in the bar
rel I was never drunk, but : 90
not need to get drunk to know the
harm of whiskey. If you want TO,
kill the round dance and give 1t It's
doom, divide the sexes. Let men
dance with men. women with, women
and YOU will have struck the fatal
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-07

IS wrong for the following reasons:
First. The dance is a worldly amuse-
ment We are to be separated from
the world. The Bible tells US we are
not to be conformed to the world,
and that argument is enough to- turn
any follower of Jesus Christ away
from the dance. Second. The dance
was not started for physical exercise.
it is not continued for physical exer-
else today. For any one to say that
he dances for physical exercise would
make him ridiculous and ludtcrous
in the eyes of thinking people. The
round dance was not originated for
grace of manners. 1t is not contin-
ued today for that reason ] know
there are some parents who deplore
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-07
LONG LIVED BULGARIAlS.
Their Spring Tonic was their
Native Tea
Why They Lived 100 Years.

The Bulgarian formula for making
the famous tea which keeps the people
of the Balkan states IN the pink of con-
dition always, IS the same formula as
used by H. H Won Schlick, manufac-
turer of Bulgarian Blood Tea BE has
made this tea for himself and family
and friends for over 10 years That Il
why he has sparkling eyes and rosy
cheeks. His tea eliminates She Intes0-
nal poisons and maks pure, rich blood.
It is composed of Il different nature m
gradients. Tens OF thousands OF Pitts
Surgh users would use no other medl-
cine. It wards off disease For wo-
men, Bulgarian Blood Tea Is a blessing.
For men past 40 it revives energy II
viii keep the young young. In the
Spring time IANBLOODTEA
SHOULD BE TAKEI BY EVERY
MEMBER OF THE FAMILY. It IS the
cheapest medicine on earth A 81
package viii last q family months. A
so cent size package VIII last two
months. Take box home today and
ask your wife to start you on the road
to health tonight For RheumatiErn,
Constipation, Indigestion, Dyspepsia
Stomach, Liver, Kidney and Bidder
Troubyos there II nothing better. EyouY
druggist does not cell Bulgarian Blood
Tea,send cash. ssamps or money orderand
xospaGlzxe NEXT day, Post Pad. address
MARVEL PRODUCTS CO.
10 Lbersy. Ayez Rits.buERh,g
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-07
!I THE GLOBE Dali = NEWS SHOP lRz
R9aN
SHOP EARLY
NUlEBER :
WoMANs CORNER
Safety First-

Originality in the social whirl seems
to revolve about the household pet
this season. Dogs and cats are no
longer considered the things and the
canary bird is passed.
When a western girl appeared 1t
the exposition trailing handsome
SuTlet az the end of a chain 1t SEED
the climax had been reached. &C re-
NAMED for New Yorker to go her
one better
Driving through the streets one
afternoon last week was a smartly at
tired woman holding curIed up in her
lap real live leopard cub. The wo-
man was Lady Grace Mackenzie and
the leopard 6-months-old prize
which she had captured ON recent
expedition to Africa. With a hon
cub. an ape and two wildcats. it is
now a pet at her apartment: It doAensfs
seem fair for one leader Of fashion 70
have a monopoly on the choice of pets
lit leaves but small field for the.
rest to choose from
An elephant would be 50 inconveni-
tent to have around and the low cell
ineed rooms of the new houses would
carcely accommodate the giraffe. A
tiger, too, would have us drawbacks
as a household pet. Yes. It seems Lady
Mackenzie has the field to herself
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-07
In Reference to Conditions Will
be Made throughout State
of West Virginia.

road bureau is Just in receipt Of a
notice from the federal department
OF public roads that a general survey
of road conditions throughout West
Virginia Is 10 be made during the
coming summer. The two departments
viii obtain data on public road mile
age, revenues and expenditures IN
this state. with a view to incorporat-
ing the same in report 10 be issued
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-07
~ Dr Frank KIepal and

the fact that their daughters did not
inherit as much in the head as they
desired and that they try TO make It
up in heels and send her 10 some
long. hooked-nosed dancing maste-
TO ruin her The motive for starting
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-07
mn. HAMILTON

CONTINUED from page two.)
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-01-01
BRATTLEBoRo LOCAL.

n
To-day is the feast of the Circumcision.
Mass was celebrated at ) and . o'clock in
St Michael's Roman Catholic church.
a Brattlehoro woman much interested
in the European war is Mrs. NJ. J. Lar
rabee Of Clark street, who was born
in Ross, Herefordshire, England. and
lived in that country until she was
II years old The Hereford Times,
published in Hereford, where Mrs.
Larrabee lived for some time, contains
interesting letters from various parts
of the war area, many of them either
written by or mentioning persons whom
Mrs. Larrabee knows.
The Baptist and Methodist watch
night meeting in the vestry of the
First Baptist church last night was at
tended by about POO. The service be
gan at clock with a song and
praise service conducted by l.. w. Haw-
Hey f. +. Convey spoke of What We
Have gained From the Past Year. This
was followed by the serving of re-
| freshments and social hour Rev. +
| w Sharp conducted a praise service
and Rev George f. Tomkinson spoke
on What of the New Year2 Henry
Bond gave an address on Prayer ans
Rev. t. W. Owens, pastor of the Meth
odist church, closed the meeting will
| the conservation service at midnight
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-01-01
PERSONAL.

Mrs. George Il. Warner went to Ber-
nardston this morning to spend the day
with relatives
Bernard Haus went to Hatfield, Mass.
this morning on business for the Crosby
Grain company.
Mr. and Mrs Charles S Chase and Paul
Chase went to Nottingham today 10 At
tend house warming.
Mrs Herbert Harris went TO Turner's
Falls this morning to visit her brother
Frank Smith, who is ILL.,
Carl Ellis returned to Greenfield this
morning, after a weeks visit with his
mother in West Brattleboro
Miss Cora e. Liseom, who underwent
an operation in the Memorial hospital this
week, is making good recovery
Miss Gertrude and Miss Pauline NJ
Weeny, Miss Nellie Lawler and Miss
Madeline Keefe, all of Bellows Falls. were
in town last night to attend the New
Years dance
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-01-01
PERSONAL.

Miss Lena Biagotti, who is at her home
for the holidays from Montreal, is spend
ing week with her grandmother in Bos-
ton.
Miss Edith Esterbrook returned yester-
day from Wilmington, where she had
been week with the Appalachian club
of Boston.
Miss Rose and Miss Gladys Houghton
OF Putney spent yesterday in town. They
are students in the school for girls at
Waltham, Mass.
Mrs. l. @. r. Smith has taken a posi-
ton as teacher in the schools in Bethle-
hem, Conn.,, and will enter upon hes.
duties there Jan. 4,
Mrs. Frank c. Harmon and children
are expected home tomorrow from East
Shelburne, Mass, where they have been
visiting her parents.
Miss Lucy NJ Stevenson of Wellesley
college, formerly teacher in the Brattle-
boro high school, is in the Memorial hos
pitai for much needed rest.
Mrs j. J. Leonard. who had been visit
ing in town at the home of her father,
Z. d.. Whitney, during the holidays, re-
turned to Boston this morning.
! Ralph c.. Root. who is studying in the
Massachusetts, college of pharmacy IN Bos-
ton. will return to that city Sunday, after
Ia vacation at his home in town.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-01-01
IRATTLEBoRo LOCAL.

The Carpenter organ factory closed yes
terday, to remain closed through this week
and next. reopening Jan IL.
Mrs Georgia Sears is entertaining the
ID. c. club this afternoon from , to >
o clock at her home on Main street.
The Hooker. Corser & Mitchell over
all factory will open Thursday after
being closed for inventory. 1t was
the intention of the company TO open
Monday, but on account of the large
volume of work involved they find it
necessary TO remain closed a few days
longer.
\ show having world of entertain
ing features, a wealth of scenery and
Il garden of girlish beauties who lend
enehantment to the many scenes of the
production of School Days, is a good
characterization of the original YER
| sion of Gus Edwards 5 famous play
which comes to the opera house soon.
| The funeral of Mrs. Edward Bush
nell, who died Tuesday, was held in
the Congregational chapel ut 3 p. m.
YESTERDAY Rev. Roy NJ. Houghton,
pastor. officiating. There were many
beautiful floral remembrances. Miss
Emma j. Gregg sang two selections.
The body was placed in the tomb in
| Prospect Hill cemetery, relatives act
ing as bearers.
A party of about go watched the old
year out at the Country club last night,
the occasion being one of MUG merrlment.
/ Between and 9 O'Clock the guests were
/ conveyed to the clubhouse in sleighs and
/ the early part of the evening spent in
dancing and cards At II O'Clock supper
was served at small tables arranged about
the dining room and reception hall, and
the advent of 1915 was celebrated in a
manner betting the Importance of the
occasion The club rooms were prettily
decorated with evergreen Harp and vio
lin music was furnished by Mack and
Siani.
Sunshine society, branch No /, went
to the town farm Yesterday Afternoon
to give its annual Christmas entertain
ment, and it was one of the pleasant
est gatherings held at the farm, boil
for the society and those living there
The visitors were conveyed there b,
Mr.. Saxton, in several loads. A fin
program of music and readings wa
carried out, those taking part beini
small children. This part of the after
l Moons entertainment was greatly en-
| lioyed and appreciated by all. Fac
| inmate of the home was presented
| Gift. after which refreshments of sand
witches, cake and coffee was served
Rev Nelson Kellogg of the Episcopa
church spoke briefly.
Joeph. the Man Who Understood, wi
be the subject of the stereopticon leetur
in the Centre Congregational church Sun
day evening at Z 30. This is the first lie
ture in a new series and one of six Bibici
lectures which the course will contali
The lecture begins with the family MGR
ton in ,Joseph's childhood across the Ja
box to Shechem, Bethel and Hebron
follows the youth to Dothan and dow
into Egypt, tracing his significant Egv
tian experiences in connection with sigh
of Just such places, people and occupation
as made part of his daily life. The lectt
will lie illustrated by 40 slides. These le
lures viii afford the opportunity to revie
the lives of some of the greatest men
= the Bible Everyone Is welcome.