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The Washington times., 1915-03-19
Writes Poem on Kaiser;
Sentenced to Six Months

BERLIN (via London), March 10
Lieut.. Alfred Humbert. OF the French
Rifles. war prisoner at Strassburg,
has been sentenced to six months in
prison because he wrote poem con-
tanning sarcastic reference to the
Kaiser.
The wife of the chief surgeon of the
hospital in which Lieutenant Humbert
was being treated. and to whom he gave
the poem, has been sentenced to a
month for utterances unfriendly to Ger
many.
The Washington times., 1915-03-19

You won't see as good for $40 as
we're showing at SIS. You won't.see
as many. You won't like the models
and the designs as we'll as ours.
We've exercised care in the selection
of the fabrics-and the craftsmanship
is the Saks standard-the highest
standard attained in tailoring.
Suits and Top Coats for SIS
under such conditions and with such
prestige must appeal peculiarly strong
to you.
They are the best that it is pos
sible to produce for the price-and
whether you want the extreme or the
modified fashion, we've catered to
your taste-at SIS.
The Washington times., 1915-03-19
Kitchin's Task More Difficult.

His task will be a harder one than
Underwood's, for the reason that with
a narrow margin of control the tempta-
tions for Democratic insurgency will be
stronger than when the margin of con-
troll was large
In the ship purchase fight Mr. Kitchin
not only was not in harmony with the
will of the President to have the ship
purchase bill passed. but he said fatty
he was opposed to the bill. If the Ad-
ministraton renews the fight for ship
purchase legislation, IL will be handi-
capped by the attitude of Mr.. Kitchin
and the more 50 because many more
Democrats are opposed to ship pur-
chase
One of the sources OF trouble for the
Democrats in the new House is ex-
pected to be Congressman Fitzgerald Of
New York and the Tammany Demo-
Gratis. If they want to do so, they can
mold the balance Cf rcvcr WI. never
there is a really close situation. TIVE
Administration has houted Fitzgerald
and the Tammany members, and it is
The Washington times., 1915-03-19

II Is believed by the Democrats that
Norris, OF Nebraska, and. La Toilette,
of Wisconsin, will help to adopt clo-
ture rule provided IL is not made offen-
sive to them. For one thing, these and
a number of others will insist that clo-
ture shall not be applied in order to
make effective the mandates of a party
caucus. In maintaining this position,
they point out that party caucus plus
cloture is liable TO enable a minority to
rule; and to t~is they strepuously OBJ
Ject. They figure 1t thus:
In a Senate of ninety-six members,
forty-nne will control IL the majority
party had just forty-nine members,
than twenty-five of these would rule
the caucus of the majority party. If
twenty-five members could adopt
measure as party program, and bind
the entire party membership to its sup
port; and IL thereafter that solid party
vote could adopt coture and force
vote, then the situation might be pre-
sented of bill passing the Senate and
becoming law, though only twenty y-flve
Senators favored 1t: scarcely more than
one-fourth of the membership!
This illustration is not so far-fetched
as might seem. II the honest, bottom.
personal opinions of the ninety-six
members could be registered on the
ship purchase bill, II would almost GER
tainly be shown that less than twenty
five of them really believed the legisla-
ton desirable. But most Of the Demo-
Gratis were held to it's support by use
Of the party whip and appeals to party
loyalty in behalf of an Administration
measure.
The Washington times., 1915-03-19
Kitchin a Hard Fighter.

Congressman Claude Kitchin of North
Carolina is the new head of the Ways
and Means Committee. He succeeds
Underwood in the leadership. He lis
the new chairman of the powerful Com
mittee on Committees. He Is the man
on whom the Administration will have
to rely to get its legislative program
enacted. He is the man who, on the
floor, will have to take the general
ship of the parliamentary fighting which
is as certain to ensue as anything can
be when "Jim" Mann is leader on the
other side.
Mr.. Kitchen is an able lawyer. has
seen much House experience, and is/ a
hard fighter But he has yet to demon
strate that he has the unusual qualities
OF leadership required to steer the
House along its troubled way.
He is a good deal of an Independent
and insurgent in disposition, and not
long on regularity. 1t remains to be
seen whether he can become the field
marshal of the House Democratic or
ganization and keep that organization
intact and unified.
The Washington times., 1915-03-19
Would Bar ClOture.

1t has been proposed. therefore, that
on measure which has been made the
subject Of action in the majority party's
caucus. cloture shall not be permissi-
BILE. This would, of course, only be
beating the devil around the stump: the
substance Of party solidarity might
conceivably be sured without the for
mality-of a caucus. On the other hand.
with the caucus barred. 1t would be a
good deal harder to line up party men
and insist that they were traitors II
they didn't stand by the program The
caucus has lost Its grip good deal In
recent years. 1t hasn't the terrors that
1t once could inspire. Back in 1909 n
group of Republicans bolted on the
Payne-Aldrich tariff act. and when they
vera read out Of the party by the old
leaders, they just laughed. Then they
went back home, told their people about
it-nnd the people reelected almost
every man Jack Of them! The men
who stood by the caucus were slaugh-
tered right and left; the ones who de-
clared themselves independent Of 1t got
the handsome Endorsements.
King Caucus has spelled his name
with small X since that affair. He Is
in the way of being dethroned entirely
II necessary, In order to rid the Senate
of the old rule Of unlimited drbate. and
- establish a reasonable cloture rule.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21

If you spill your COFFEE in your
neighbours lap, INSTANTLY assure
him that you really didn't care for
the coffee anyway. Tell him not to
mind it at all.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21
Watch Your Step
Frank Barnes gives the ladies a fe,

Frank Barnes gives the ladies a few
table hints:
"The placing Of napkins on the ta-
BILE is very important. If you have
two take one for yourself and place
the remaining napkin at your hus-
bands plate. Permit your guest to
exercise his ingenuity in wiping his
mouth either on his sleeve or table
cloth.
The best authorities on etiquette
demand that some of those at the
table should be given implements
with which to carry food to their
mouths. 1t would be a graceful thing
to give a guest either a knife or a
fork, or as is sometimes done, prove
your generosity by giving him both.
AS you are accustomed to eating at
home you. may easily prove your dex-
terity by drinking your soup and eat.
ing meat with your fingers. Chop
sticks are sometimes used, but they
are superfluous and indicate a dudish
tendency: Fingers we're made before
spoons.
1T is suggested that the prongs
Of the forks be broken off unevenly
giving them the appearance of an AL.
lied soldier after the Germany army
has passed over him. It gives a care.
free air to the table and causes the
guest to feel at ease.
Give your guest one glass, but
equip yourself with an egg cup, an
ordinary glass and a special one from
which you may eat either your olives
or your oysters, depending upon your
emotion at the time.
"Cabbages bound together with gal.
vanized iron and set on a scalloped
pie tin make beautiful decorations
for a dinner table.
IF by accident a hair from your
beautiful locks should fall into the
soup, don't be the least bit embar-
raised. Simply act as though it was
nothing out Of the ordinary, and
merely remark to your guest, in an
offhand manner: oh, dear, how care.
less Of me-"
And Ed. Dummer offers the follow
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21
WANT ADDS
AGENTS WANTED

SONG HITS-Agents make big mon
ey everywhere, selling latest popu-
lar songs, GLADYS Says She'll Be
Switched Before She'll Wear a
Rat; a regular scream; a perfect
h%air-raiser. Address C. T. Wyn-
coop.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21
LOST, sTRAYED OR sTOLEN-Will
pay reward of $500 for return Of
dog asking no questions. Address
Matt Steil.

FOR sALE-Good gun having decid-
ed to quit hunting. Also some hunt
ing toys with plenty Of time on
them.-JOhn Lauflle.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21

BOOK AGENTS-State and county
rights for sale; pile up a fortune
selling that great novel, BELLA. the
Stenographer Who Wouldn't Be Die
tated To-" Act quick. P. H. Thro-
dahl.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Large COW, with two
horns and most of two ears, she is
kind in disposition toward hay, but
somewhat fierce to human beings;
would be a bargain for a condensed
milk factory, as she gives very lit
tie milk at a time.-L. X. Thomp-
son.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21

WANTED-A good hair tonic, ome
thing that will restore hair, a little
at a time; will pay literally. Tom
Hall.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21
GROWN GASOLINE
Standard Oil CompaI
S F. HOLLINGSWORTH LOCAL MA

ing advice to gentlemen banqueters
Besides your plate you will prob
ably ind a small square piece of lin
en-. THIS IS A NAPKIN. Tuck one
corner under your collar, a4d drape
the rest over your bosom in a grace
full manner as though you had DONE
1T all your LIFE. This will keel
your chest spotless from everything
but the SOUP which WILL leah
through in spite Of all you CAN DO
If your SOUP is so hot that il
BURNS you-GARGLE IT IN THE
BACK OF YOUR THROAT FOR A
LITTLE WHILE. This is much bet
ter than trying to HIDE it in you,
napkin like SOME people do.
Now and then a bone sticks in ones
throat while eating fish. DON'T TRY
TO COUGH IT WAY ACROSS THE
ROOM. In a MODEST MANNER fish
for it with your FORK and above all
things don't make a FUSS about it
If a piece of MEAT crawls off your
plate, CAPTURE 1T AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE and then gayly snap il
across the tables to your vis-a-vis
This will probably make EVERY.
BODY LAUGH and will help to make
the meal quite MERRY.
If, inadvertently, you get a spot on
the %table-cloth, ABSENT+MINDEDLY
PLACE A PIECE OF RREAD OVER
IT, BUTTER SIDE DOWN. The
BUTTER will keep the BREAD from
slipping off the SPOT.
If you bite your tongue, DON'T
HASTEN TO UTTER A BUNCH OF
BLUSH ID1OMs. 1t isn't NICE.
Just let your tongue hang out of the
corner of your mouth for a few min
utes until it has ceased being angry
with you for having bitten it. In
THIS DELICATE WAY you can ap.
prise the people Of your MISFOR.
TUNE.
If you spill your COFFEE in your
neighbours lap, INSTANTLY assure
him that you really didn't care for
the coffee anyway. Tell him not to
mind it at all.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21

FOUND-Another dog; seems indif-
ferent about being lost or found.
Answers to any name. Other traits
unnoticeable. Owner will be paid
literally to, take him away. Ad-
dress DR.. e. H. Weber.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21

F~OUND-Biography of a certain Elk
written recently while his wife was
on. a visit in Chicago. Owner can
have same by calling at Office of
the Booster and no questions will
be asked.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21

LOST-If the person who took (by
mistake) a heavy winter overcoat
belonging to DR.. R. H. Treacy, will
apply at the Elks' club he can have
the peg to hang it on, as it is of
no further use to the owner.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21

LOST-A pocketbook containing a
place to put money and a chamois
skin. Finder my keep the place
to put money and return the peck
etbook. Geo. w. Schutt.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21

FoUND-A dog; not all n kind;
seems to be fond of eating; sleeps
considerable. Anyone can have
him. Call or phone P. G. Vail, Un-
derwood, N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21

FOUND-A long stocking containing
a wooden leg. Looks good. Own.
er can have same by proving own.
ership. Address F. w. Walker,
Steele, N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21
USUALLY

F. W. Evans: What is frenzied fin
ance%
A. w. Eppinger: Financing your
friends"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21

And Ed. Drummer offers the follow
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06
oeste.

Ell Rev. w. II. McCart fue discul
pado en- la corte superior de Coving
ton. Ga, del crimen de haber asesin.
ado 4 Monroe Smith, un %vecino, de As
amos de edad.
En- Phoenix, Ariz., del juez Meal.
lister concedio n a~polaclon q los
cinco Mejlcanos condenados al patti.
bulo, y u casos Sc %presentaran en-
Ia session de septiembre de la corte
suprema.
Tres hijos de W. II. Grimes. un agri.
cultor de cerca Temple, Texas. fueron
%golpeados a muerte con I'm martillo.
Tambien Grimes y su mujer fueron
golpeados hasta que Sc cayeron lncon.
sclentes y Ia Sonora Grimes probable.
mente sucumbira a sus heridas.
Los Adyentistas del ooho clento y
septimo dia, en- un campamento en-
Dalworth, entire Fort Worth y Dallas.
estan esperanto la ~"segunda venlda
del Cristo" y la ~"ordenacl0n del
ejercito celeste en- los cieios' tan
pronto como los aliados capturen Con.
stantinopla.
I'm aumento de s2,la2,9ii contra Ia
contribution final de 1914 esta evi
denciado por Ia n0mlna de ta~saciones
de 1915 en- 81 condado de Dona Ana
recIblda por la eomision dc t~asacIones
de estado.
I'm jrrado de medico del crimen en-
Chicago present0 un ~veredicto con.
denando d seis hombres por Ia
Derdida de %centenares de vldas en- 81
oesastre que ocnrrio al vapor East
land en- 81 RIO de Chicago.
I'll Gobernador Carlson pronuncId
un discurso delante de una graz
muchedumbre en- la Iglesla Presbiterl
n Unida en- Fort Collins, habland6
sobre Ia ley de compensation obrerl
y Ia de prohibition y sobre Ia reia
cion que Sc presenta entire las dos.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06
wed, m : pIaater safe.

Miss Mary Elizabeth scraner came
all the way 10 Saline county from
Fayetteville. o.. TO become the bride
OF Francis de Sales Schneider. a
young farmer near Saline. and even
then came near losing out for a delay
at least. but she was equal TO the
occasion and ia now %schneidcr's
bride, says a Saline tKan.) dispatch
to the Kansas City journal.
The promised delay in the nuptial
affairs OF the young couple was
caused by Schneider getting into q
runaway accident arq sustaining a
broken leg. fractured ribs and bruises
all over his body. and his sweetheart
found him bound in plaster OF paris
casts 80 tight he could not love.
The situation al discussed. the
young lady hooked up the favorite
horse to a buggy and anne to Saline.
secured the marriage license. engaged
the preacher and returned 70 the
farm.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06
How Experts Are Made.

In every generation there is apt to
spring up a body OF men who, add
ing TO natural abilities and an uncom.
mon stock OF assurance a certain
amount of specialized knowledge, ter.
rorize the rest OF the world under the
gulse OF experts"
Thinking that they find something
rotten In the state Of Denmark, In
capable OF calm reflection, and eager
for notoriety, they hit upon n specific
for what is amiss, compared with
which all others are spurious imita.
lions.
Their field OF interest may range
from solar mythology to e~ugenics,
but the threefold badge OF the tribe
Is an overweening belief in their own
infallibility coupled with a proportions
ate contempt for ordinary human be
ings. the command Of a barbarous Jar.
gon and an irrepressible desire to
badger and bully their unfortunate fell
low~-creatures.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06
ExtranJero.

Tn consejo de guerra en- Bari, Italia,
disculpo a cinco monies del monas.
terio dominicano, que fueron arresta'
dos en- JUNO bajo acusacion de
traicion.
Sc supo de fuente lncontostable en-
Londres que las autoridades bri
tanlcas han arrestado un s1bdito
aleman que tenia en- su possession un
pasaporte americana falsiflcado que
ell arrestado no es legftlmo.
La guerra Sc ha vuelto y probable
mente continuara por algun tempo dc
ser n contienda de poder de resist
encia, diJo 81 primer minlstro Asquitt
d Ia camara de combines mientraf
hacienda una revista general y apla
zando la session del parlamento hasts
ell II de ~septiembre.
FL Rev. DIR. Charles W. Gordon, muy
conocido como autor y ministro, capel
Ian del cuadragesimo-tercero batallor
de los Highlanders de Cameron, es
cribe en- ell Toronto Globe" ur
peri0dico muy leal y enteramentt
ingles, que la Gran Bretaha "sC
e%ncuentra delante del espectro de 81
vencimiento en- esta guerra"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06
OF Course.

vivien, aged four, ran screaming to
her mamma At her heels was a play
full pup.
"why vivien. what are you crying
about?" mamma asked.
THE dog is after me, mamma. the
dog is after mel"
why the dog wasn't trying to get
you; II was only running a race with
you"
Then vivien's face frightened. her
tears quickly disappeared. II beat
him, too, didn't !, mammal"-Indian-
apolis News.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06
NOTlCIAS DE LA
ULTIMA INA
western Newspaper Union News Services.
Aeerea de Ia Guerra.


Sc dice que 81 General Natera ha
ebandonado a villa y llevado sus s.
900 hombres a Carranza.
El buque americana Leelanaw dc
Nueva York fue hundido por an sub
marino aleman cerca de las islas
Orkney.
Las casualIdades en- oil ejercito
ingles han llegado al total de 33O,995,
segdn una declaration imprimida y
pubiicada por ell primer minlstro As
quith.
Ei tuque de vapor belga Princesa
Maria Jose, de 1885 toneladas, fue
atacado y destruido por un submarine
aleman. Veintinueve miembros dc
una t~ripulaclon de veinticinco fueron
salvados.
El Frankfuerter Zeitung por medic
de su corresponsal de Viena dice que
las fuerzas Austro-A lemanas han cap
turado 1890 Rusos desde ell Il dc
Julio. ademas de cuarenta y ur
cafones. 141 fusiles mecanicos y una
cantldad enorme de necesarios milf
tares.
I'm boletfn Official de PetrogTad dice
I'm ell mar negro el domingo mueB
tros torpederos o%perando en- la regior
de carbon d%estruyeron cuarenta bu
ques de vela cargados de carbon
Tambien destruyeron n nueva In
stalacion para el carbon y un puent'
suspended"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06
An Enax Victim.

An Euuy VIctIms
What is your attitude toward tip.
ping7"
"Oh. the usual one"
And that ISL"
"A weakened Difference to q fool
ish custom"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06

Patience-lt is said to attract atten.
ton a new electric drink mixer for
soda fountains is equipped with n tiny
light which eliminates the liquid In
which II Is working.
Patrice-Wonder II the electric
light In the drink makes II any more
expensive than the old%.fashioned gas.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06
IneldentaIs

This bill for your new frock 10
really a bit high" observed tho plu.
tocrat to his daughter. six thousand
dollars lie considerable TO pay Just for
an auto suit"
But, papa, the suit itself is quite
inexpensive. The most OF that bill ia
for the trimmings"
Trimmings"
Eyes. / spent 5000 for an auto OF
the right tint to match the suit
Puck.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06
HAIR OR NO HAlR7
II 10 Certainly Up to You and cutl.
eura. Trial Free.

Hot shampoos with Cuticura Soap.
followed by light dressings OF Cuti.
cura Ointment rubbed into the scalp
skin tend to clear the scalp OF dan.
drum, soothe itching and irritation and
promote healthy h~air-growing condi-
lions. Nothing better. cleaner. purer.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06
Averss to slang.

Just to show how much averse to
slang he was. a small boy In a Chicago
school explained to the teacher one
day that he had been walking with a
friend, but neglected TO take of his
hat when they met a lady both knew.
His friend had nudged him. and whis-
pered:
Take of your lid, you simpl"
what he should have said" ex.
planned the boy. was Remove your
hat, you mutt"
The general sentiment is summed
up in the words OF a small boy. who
ventured this:
Anyway, it's only roughnecks who
use slang nowadays"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06

81 shall never speak to her again
al long az ! live"
But you've said that often before"
II know. but what else Is there to
say when n person becomes as angry
as che makes me?"-Detroit Free
Press.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06
Washington.

Ia lista italiana de contrabando y
ell decreto real o%bgernando la actltud
de Italia hacia Ia navegaci0n de los
neutros lego al departamento dc es'
tado. La lista muestra una gran
slmilitud con Ia del gohierno bri-
tanlco.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06
DAISY FLY KILLER

Joan Sawyer. nm actress, has left
New York to motor to San Francisco
In six weeks on n wager.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06

BE happy. Use Red Cross Bag Blue;
much better than liquid blue. Delights
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-08-06

You have heard the expression:
Hes got no room to talk" None OF
us have. for that matter, but we al
do Il.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-02-06
Great Araentlne statesman.

DR.. Ramuelo Naon, ambassador of
Argentina to this country, was ap-
pointed minister of Argentina to the
United States in 1910, and was later
raised to the rank of ambassador. In
1900 he was appointed official secre-
tary to the governor of the province Of
Buenos Aires. Two years later he
was elected to the lower house of the
federal congress, and by 1906 he had
made a great reputation for himself
as an able debater and an authority
on public affairs. He for several years
filled the position of professor of civ
les in the National college and pro-
fessor of constitutional law in his
alma mater. Then he became secre-
tary of justice and public instruction.
In that position he increased his repu-
tation by founding schools of second
airy instruction in the interior Of his
country