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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22
w. Heath
Robinson's
Fantastic,
Greuson1e
and Elabor-
ate Carica-
lures of
Scientific
WarMethods
Become a
Subject of
International
Discussion

dren. although extremely humorous to
others. have necessarily very little humor
OF their own. Gradually found that
what was primarily meant to interest the
children interested their elders a good
deal more. II sketch Of mine was very
extravagant the youngsters turned from
1t In incredulity, but I observed that the
boredom Of the child was directly in
Inverse ratio to the delight of the parent.
II hold that humorous artist may re.
gard his work every bit as seriously as
even religious painter. have always
tried to make my drawing humorous IN
ternally, so to speak. as we'll as exter-
nally In Its subject I try to convey as
much as possible by the drawing alone,
or where wording Is necessary, to mako
that as succinct as can.
II like series-that Is, a succession
OF adventures happening to the same per.
son-or ramfcations and applications OF
the same idea, because | find that this
gives me the greatest chance to let my.
self go and bring all the drollery out of
which the notion is capable"
There is no doubt that Mr. Robinson
Is the caricaturist of the war If you are
going to have humor on such a subject,
his curious piling up Of ludicrous details
seems to be the only kind that fits.
In France humor has practically como
to an end. Nearly all the comic papers
have suspended publication because their
artists are in the trenches. A typical
French joke has no chance at such a time.
In Germany things are not much more
cheerful. The formerly comic German
papers are almost entirely filled up with
pictures clarifying the soldiers, and those,
of course, are not intended to be funny.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22

In the blood-soaked trenches whenever
circumstances and shells permit
These pictures may really suggest new
methods of killing. for experience has
shown that nothing is too fantastic to be
tried in this war
Another delightfully."- intricate satire on
German atrocities by Mr.. Robinson Is
called "Shepherding Flu Germs Into the
British Trenches" Flu" is. OF course,
the English colloquial term for Gin
fuenza' OF ia grippe"
1t Is hardly necessary to point out that
the satire Of this consists in making the
Germans drive the deadly little germs
with big drum and whips toward the
British trenches.
Then again we have a fine specimen
OF Mr.. Robinson's work in the picture
called "Gott-strafe-ing the British by
draughting them stiffnecks"
These are but few examples OF the
remarkable series of pictures in which
this artist has made fun of the German
methods Of war-making. He was the first
Briton to see the humorous possibilities
IN the German organization of the force
OIL nate as national weapon, and the
popularity Of their new war hymn, 1.-THE
Song of Hate"
Upon this theme Mr.. Robinson pro.
duced masterpiece entitled THE Gnash.
ing Room in Berlin Hate Club" show.
ing number Of retired German generals
bankers and prominent millionaires
hating with concentrated energy. After
thinking this subject over carefully for
months. Punch produced another little
masterpiece OF satire called German
Family Enjoying Their Morning Hate"
II is easy for an American to make
'un OF Mr.. Robinson's humor, hut the
truth is that nearly everybody, American
or whatever he may be- who picks up one
OF these pictures feels strangely attracted
by II. In the first place there is a naivete
and childishness about them that give a
good deal Of amusement mixed with irri
tauon. In the second place, they arc
drawn In very clever artistic and fin
ished manner
EX-President Fallieres of France. who
is a good Judge OF various kinds of humor
Keeps collection OF originals by Mr.
hooinson TO nmuse and soothe him in his
study. - 10
There has been SO much interest felt
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22

in this artist that an inquirer recently
asked Mr. Robinson what made him so
funny, and he gave this explanation:
Il suppose l have been what you call
funny great many years, only I made
the common mistake OF dosing children
with humor instead Of giving 1t to grown
ups
on see, hadn't found out that chill.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06
CLASS OF THREE is
GRADUATED AT RIO
GRANDE INDUSTRIAL

A class Of three boys was graduated
Yesterday morning at 1880 ut the Rio
Grande industrial school, south OF
the city, with exercises OF an appro-
pirate and impressive order. The
principal address was by w. IA Day.
Interstate secretary for the Y. Nj.
c, =,
Mir pay took as his subject THE
Four Fold Man" and made an address
which ohimeu IN with the work the
school has been trying to accomplish,
namely, the training OF mentality,
spirituality the social instinct and the
body
The class was composed OF Jose Es-
pinosa, of ColfaN county, Jose Sa-
vedrn, Of Socorro county and Elberte
Remhao, Of old Mexico The last
named has been at the school but =
year but in that time he has accom-
plished the work of three sessions
Remhau was formerly q federal sol
der In Mexico and was rescued on
battlefield when nearly dead from
wounds and exposure tie Was
brought TO lei Paso for treatment ana
after many difficulties was put IN
touch with the school, where he has
done excellent work
The school Is in prosperous condi-
ton and is growing satisfactorily. Il
Is The only school for the Spanish
American people that is co-education-
Al and this feature rs claimed TO be
Of vast Importance in educating the
students along sociological lines.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06
GREAT LAUGHING SHOW
COMING TO CRYSTAL

A galaxy of color, pretty girls
and funny comedians Will reign at the
crystal thoater Sunday night, May ..
when tho Western Wheel iBurlcsque
company offer their big company Of
fun makers In one OF the most sem
satlonal frolics of the day.
Rube WEIGH, the producing director
OF the Western Wheel, is with this
show and has a cast of fun makers,
singers ana dancers with him that is
the equal of any 81 show that has the
line this year,
Novelties and sensational features
are to be found during the entire ac-
ton of the show Plot there is none;
il is simply one big conglomeration
OF snappy comedy, delightful music
al numbers aud dances arranSed so
as 10 please the eye.
George REIN who plays tho oppu-
site Comody TO Rubc Wiclch. Is one
of those unctuous comedians fun OF
wit aud hunor and endowed with a
singing voice that he can be well
proud of singing Il number of the big
Chauncy Olcott successes. Mr.. REIN
will be big favorite. Earl Hall. the
leading man, is one Of those dashing
Young fellows that always makes a
hit With the ladies. He Is fine singer
and a corking good dancer and
coupled with his good acting abilities
he is strong addition to show like
thia
Vera Ransdale. the dashing queen
OF hurlesque, will appear In some
stunning gowns. Her N-ray costume,
specially designed for her in Paris Is
a positive sensation
THE advance sale OF seats opens at
MatAon's Friday Nav Z. ) q. m.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06
BIG CONTINGENT
FROM VALLEY Of
PECOS EXPECTED
President David Ross Boyd, of
University, Anticipates Adj
ditionS TO Student Roll From
Eastern Section.

A large contingent of additional
students for the university is expected
from eastern New Mexico next year
By DR.. David Ross Boyd, president Of
that institution, who has Just returned
from a trip through the Pecos valley
DR. BOYD declares that people In gem
eral. in that section and elsewhere IN
the state, are now giving the univer-
sity serious consideration
When | first began making trips
through the state in the interest Of the
university" DR.. Boyd said, people
treated me courteously, but results
were small They had the attitude
OF saying yes, you're an right, but.
Now they are taking the institution
seriously and thinking seriously about
sending their children here to col
Iege."
Or. Boyd visited Carlsbad Artesia,
Hagerman, Dexter and Roswell on
this trip. He is 10 return soon to de-
liver the graduating address to the
Roswell high school class on May II,
attend the Curry county teachers as
ISOLATION in Roswell May 10 and de-
liver the baccalaureate address at Pof-
tales Nav l6.
The president stated that conditions
throughout the Pecos valley were
good. the rains having done very little
real damage They are more wor-
ried about fair weather for harvesting
their first crop of alfalfa he said,
than they are about things in the
past"
DR. Boyd said that the track meet
idea had taken hold in the high
schools IF that section and that II was
evidently a powerful factor in gain
ing students. iHe asserted that stu
dents who had attended the recent
meet here had gone to work to get
others TO come here for their college
work. having themselves determined
to do so while here for the meet.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06
Gas In The Stomach
Is Dangerous
Physicians Recommend the use 81
MAGNETISM

AiHgnesiu.
Sufferers from indigestion or dya-
pcpsia should remember that the
ptceence OF gus OF wind IA the sto-
mach invariably indicates that the
stomach Is troubled by excessive acid
ity
This acid eauses the food to fer
mcnt and the ftrmenting food in turn
gives rise To noxlous paaes which dis
tend the stomach. hamper the normal
functions Of vital internal organs,
cause acute headaches Interfere with
the action OF the heart and charge
the blood stream with deadly poia-
ung. which In time must ruin the
health. Physicians say that 10 quickly
dlspol a dangerous accumulation of
Wind IN the stomach and to step the
fpud fermentation which creates the
COS the acid IN the stomach must be
nontralizea aud that for this purpose
there ~ nothing quite so good as a
toaep0nnful 81 pure blsurHtcd mag
nesia taken In little water immee
diately after meals This instantly
neutrallkeA the acid, thus siopping fer
mentation and the formation of gas,
and enables the inflaned, diHtended
stomach 10 proceed with It's work un-
der natural conditions lisuraied
magnesia Is ohluinahle IN powder or
tablet form from any druggist, but as
there are many different forms OF
inagncsin i IS Important that the hi
Surated which the phyalclana prescribe
should be distinctly asked for.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06
COURT To HAVE
TWO DIVISIONS
FOR NEXT WEEK
Docket Of Non-jury Cases to
Be Heard by Judge Mechem
at Old albuquerque viii
Take Up Week,

Twelve non-jnry eases yesterday
were set for trial before Judge Mer-
| rift G. Mechem Of soeorro. who viii
hold court In the Judges chambers
on the first floor Of the court house
while judge Reynolds Is finishing
cases set for the March term in the
court room.
The first case was set for hearing
yesterday and the twelfth for next
Wednesday Judge Mechemfs special
docket follows
Wednesday, May 5--Julian & Ko-
kenge Co, 5000 v Moses Freshman ct
AL
Thursday. May 6--George Ros-
lingtOn. 1891 " Fleischer a Pierce,
Edward G, Llppitt iO,O22 v. Leila b
Lippitt
Friday. MAY Thomas r. Keie-
her, 1883 V. w. T. Lindsay; Isobe sa-
H. $3.50 v Stamm Fruit co.
Saturday May SW Moore Clay
ton, sGi6 " A. f.. Simms-
Monday. May i0--M. l.. Powell
l0,0a2 Y. Charles Mechanism ct al
Maximano Gutierrez, 1911 v Nara
zeno Martinez ct al, Meyers Co, 9S9S
~. Grayiolini.
Tuesday. MAY Ill. Pence. 1904
" Frank Conner. Dwight A Wise,
1853 " 7. II. Dabney Ct al.
Wednesday. May PC. H. Harbi-
son, 1859 v. G. y. Ottosen et al
Gonzales Case Begun.
The case against Manuel Gonzales,
Of Atrisco. who Is an employe Of a
transfer company here, was begun be-
fore Judge REYNOLDS yesterday morn
ing Gonzales is charged with as
saulting lrena Nallegos, about %
years old. also OF Atrisco. According
10 the girl she and her little sister
were at home alone when Gonzales
entered their home and attacked her.
Her mother was away at the time,
she said and her father is dead. The
prosecution, conducted by Assistant
District Attorney II. y. Jamisou rest
ed late yesterday afternoon, Just be
fore adjournment until this morning.
Gonzales was arrested yesterday
under bench warrant, his
bond having been declared forfeited
by the court
Alexandra Sandoval son Of Jesus
Maria Sandoval was found guilty
yesterday of obtaining money under
false pretenses. The Jury agreed upon
a verdict about midnight and, in ac-
cordance with the courts instructions
sealed IT, II was opened when court
convened yesterday morning.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06

Herboth. painter Phone 1861.
Latest road condition reports free
at Buffers garage.
Fees candy store sells the u-all
No mlnis 8, 10, 70 cents.
-----------------
John X. Merle. Jr., Of Santa Fe
WIS IA the city yesterday on leea
business
Regular communication Temple
Lodge No, Il, A. 4. a. a. NJ. this evening
at $500. Visiting members Welcome
The brotherhood Of American
Yeomen VIII hold d regular session
at ) o'clock tonight at the !, @ O y
hall
The Baptist Woman's Aid society
will meet al 2.30 O'Clock this after
noon al the residence Of Mrs w. NJ
Hayward
A. II. Wilde. manager OF the local
branch ~ the Armour Packing com.
pany, VIII leave this evening for Cal
lup on business
q. NJ Pray. the general agent for
the Equitable Life Assurance society,
left hast night for trip 20 the south
crn New Mexico towns,
DR. J. NJ. Cunningham. president Of
the San Miguel National bank of Las
Vegas. was here luht night on his way
nome after a trip 20 Carlsbad
United states District Attorney
Summers Burkhart ana A " MeGaf-
fey LETT last night for Roswell. They
viii be gone several DAYS on business
J a. Snuteucrl. who has beon MALE
Ing clerk &C the forest service dis
trict offices for the past six Noar has
been transferred to The Washington
office
Frank Georges was given ten days
by Police judge George r. craig TO
mako sewer connections when he APP
pearcd In court Yesterday morning
Georges was cited by Chief McMillin
Tuesday
Mr. and Airs Il. J. Strong are enjoy
Ing a visit from Mr. Strongs cousins.
Mr.. aud Mrs. Ycoman. and thor
daughter, of Tab, Ind, who arc on
their way home from a visit to the
California eNposltions aud the Grand
Canyon 0f Arizona They will 50 on
east this afternoon.
WIN Springer. of Las Vegas, vice
president of the Charles Ilfeld eom-
pany, was here yesterday for con
ference with Max Nordhaus. president
Of the company lie returned last
night to Las Vegas Mr.. Nordhaus
will leave this evening for Los AM
geles, where his family has been for
the last few weeks They viii visit
the expositions at san Francisco and
San Diego.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06
JUDGE POPE To
RETURN To STATE
ABOUT MAY 70
Whether Court VIII Be Held in
June Not Settled; Cases OF
Alleged Conspirators Set for
Then,

II IL Understood that Judge W. Il.
Pope OF the United States district
court, viii return TO Santa Fe from
California about May 90 Whether
he win hold court In June, when the
session is scheduled to begin has not
yet been determined.
The eases against state Game War
den de Baca, District Attorney Vigil
Elfego Baca and others charged with
conspiracy In connection with Cen
cral Salazara escape from the county
Jail at Old Albuquerque, probably Will
be tried IN June. II a petit jury Is
drawn for the term. The bonds fur
nished by them require their appear
ance IN the fore part of June. IL the
June term is passed up their cases
perhaps will be set for trial in Albu-
uueru!ie la November.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06
DEATHS AND FUNERALS
CnnsncIa NanIz

Consuela Naniz, years old, daugh-
ter of Francisco Naniz. died yesterday
mbrning at 1873 East street from pneu-
monia. Funeral services will be held
at o'clock this morning at Fred
Crolott's chapel Burial will be in
San Jose cemetery.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06

u say. today Is the day when VOC
should give your order for the great
Morning Journal subscription offer,
Tomorrow you may forget IL. The
Morning journal Farm s Ranch and
Hollands Magaxine---al for the price
Of the Morning Journal alone, six
months in advance, ss.eo,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06
REWARD OFFERED.

straycd OF stolen from Stroup farm.
one lIolstein bull, black and white,
four years old. about l,S00 pounds.
Twenty dollars reward for return
Of bull and si00 for evidence leading
20 conviction Of thief.
BERNALlLLO COUNTY FARMERS
ASSOCIATION
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06

Mrs. II. Guevara, sister-in-law Of
Merchant Policeman Tony Gueyara,
died at 4 o'clock yesterday morning
at her home Mt Sandoval, n NJ, from
pneumonia. The husband and six
children survive. -Four sisters also
are living. The funeral will be held
at 0 o'clock this morning,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06

4 stirring two-reel western drama,
featuring VIM. 5. Hart, who did great
acting In tho picture On ihe Might
STAGE recently shown at the Pas
time theater. Everyone VIII have an
other chance Of seeing Mr. Hart this
time IN The Taking OF Luke Nc
Nane. al the Pastine theater today,
at the regular Submission prize OF :
cents.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06

Rcycrcnt Beautiful - Wonderful
"The life of Our saviour" Crystal
last time today.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06

Tor dependable work ana prompt
service, call Thomas. secretary OF
painters Union" Phone 652.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06
.usMEZ hot SPRINGS.

Auto leaves every morning from
postofflce at O'Clock. For informa-
ton phone 2S0.
+. ROMERO.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06
INTERESTING STORY
Is TOLD BY SENIOR
CLASS FARCE FRIDAY

The escapades Of college youths
have frequently been made the basis
OF stories, but not many are so inter
esting as that which Is unfoldcd in
"A Strenuous Life" which the high
school seniors viii present Friday
night at the high school auditorium.
Tom HARRINGTON. the leading char
acter, Is SO involved in imminent
disciplinary measures from the faculty,
athletic obligations to the football
team, an unexpected visit from the
''old man and the counting of a pref
~ young lady under pretenses un-
reasonably false, that his experiences
are numerous and varied How he
escapes from them and what hap
pens TO the luclxless freshman, pro-
fessors landlady and girls that he in
wolves In doing so form an Interest,"
ing story which is well told In the
play.
Tho final polishing OF of the char
actera Is now going on and 1t IS be-
licvcd that remarkably finished per-
furmance viii be ready for the audi
cnce Friday evening.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06

Hcyercnt -- Beautiful 49, Wonderful
'sfbe Life of our saviour" Crystal
last time to-day.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06
When Women Suffer

No remedy gives greater relief than
Anti-kamnia (A-K) Tablets in all condi-
lions generally known as "Women's
Aches and Ills" One trial will satisfy
any woman that she has at last found
the remedy she has so long been look
ing for.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06

Revercnt - Beautiful - Wonderful
"fhe life of Our saviour" Crystal
last time today
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06

Rcvcrent - Beautiful - Wonderful
"Thc Life of Our saviour" Crystal
last time today.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-06
LOCAL ITEMS

Herboth. painter. Phone 1861.
Latest road condition reports free
at Butler'h garage.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-10-20
was awakening an acne ana a ra.

was awakening an acne ana a ra,
rure.
On several Of her buildings now the
hammers were busy shtngling the
roofs Her influence grew and spread
among the simple folk to whom she
was unostentatiously ministering--an
influence with which the old order
must some day reckon.
Anse Havey set his face against
crossing her threshold with much the
same resolution that Ulysses stuffed
his ears against the siren song-and
vet with remarkable frequency they
climbed at the same time from oppo-
site directions and met by the poplar
tree on the ridge.
Its the wrong notion" he told her
obstinately, when her enthusiasm
broke from her. TITS teachin' things
that's goin' ter make the children
ashamed Of their cabins an their folks.
It's goin' ter make 'em want things We
can't hardly give 'em.
"Go to any cabin in these hills an
veil find the pinch of poverty but We
won't find shame for that poverty in
none of 'em. We amt got so MANI
virtues here maybe, but We've got ;,
few. We can wear our privations liFe
uniform that we amt ashamed Of
yes, an make kind OF virtue out OF
It,"
I'm not out of sympathy with that"
she argued; II think it's splendid
"An right" he answered; but after
we've taught 'em few things they
won't think it's splendid. Ye'll breed
discomfort an then yen go away, an
all yen have done will be to have
knocked their one simple virtue down
round their ears"
How many times do I have to tell
you I'm not going away?" demanded
the girl hotly Just watch me"
Again he shook his head. and into
his eyes came a look of sudden pain
II reckon yen 60" he said. "AlI good
things go. The birds quit when winter
comes an the aowc-s GO"
So, in an impersonal way, they kept
up their semblance Of duel and
Knocked each other.
(To BE Continued)
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-10-20
Great Prehistoric Lake.

Lake ASaSSiz was g body OF fresh
water that existed during the late
stage of the glacial epoch In the valley
of Red river and extended northward
from the present head OF the stream
for nearly 100 miles. The area of the
lake at the time of it's greatest ex-
pansion was about 10000 square
miles, exceeding the present aggregate
area of the five great lakes tributary
to the st. Lawrence. The shore of this
ancient lake is marked by well-detined
beaches, and 1t is from these that the
existence and the extent of the lake
are known. The lake was named by
the geologist, Warren Upham in honor
of Louis Asassiz, who was first to
make systematic study of glaciers
and glacial phenomena.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-10-20
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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-10-20

then I pulled the trigger and papa
didn't say anything the little girl
said calmly, looking with clear un-
troubled eyes about the room In judge
Decker's house, where the inquest was
held Her voice did not culver. The
gaze of her big brown eyes did not
waver In a placid, almost matter or
fact tone, she recounted the whole
CHASTITY story. a small. prim figure in
her neat white dress, she sat with her
hands folded in her lap, facing a room
full Of men. and, politely complying
with Coroner Forshay's request, told
how she had killed her drink-crazed
father, who was trying to choke her
mother to death