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PASSENGERS BOOKED

Per str. Mikahala for Maui, Molokai
and Lanai ports, June 15.-W. A. Bry-
an and wife, G. p Cooke, Miss E. BIZ
shaw, Mrs. Kumuolkalani, Miss A.
Meyer, Miss j. Kanikau, Miss N. Camp
bell, Henry Allen. w. Coleman, A. Cole
man, F. Coleman, L. Coleman.
Per str. Mauna Kea for Hilo and
way ports, June 16.-Miss Gertrude
Scout, Miss l.. Scout, w. L. Murray,
Arthur Bruins, Gus Hanna, Miss A.
Rodenhurst, Miss E. Rodenhurst, Mas
ter May, Master w. iiodenhurst, Mas
ter May, Master Alfred Perry, Master
Richard Perry, Joe Chalmers, H. Mofr,
Henry B. Pogue, Herbert Cullen, Miss
Lidgate, Miss Chalmers, Miss Margue-
rite MeCubbin, Miss Emma Harrison,
E. F. Folda and wife, Miss T. Weaver,
Miss Maria Harrison. Miss Mahia Ka-
;luakini, A. Hussey, w. Chang, Miss
Edna Murray, Miss Nj. Nahima, Miss
K. A. Stewart, Miss NJ. Martinsen,
Miss Chum Lin Kong, Miss Katherine
Kong, Geo. BASTARD, Miss Emma Bar
ker, Miss McCubbin, Mrs. Il. Tread
way, Miss Helen Metcalf, Miss Mar
garet Berger, master Victoria Bodrero,
Mrs. Asmond, Jack Bodrero, Miss Kea-
loha Waterhouse, Miss Lydia Bodrero,
Henry T. Pritchard, Mrs George Buch-
holtz, Hiss Lydia Crate, Miss Alice
Curley, Miss Susan Magfns, Miss H.
Bertelmana. All Kiam, Sin Fcng, Mrs.
c. A. Davis. Miss E. Johnson.
Per o. s. s. Ventura for San Fran
cisco June Ill. K. Stuntz, Miss NJ.
'NewhaIl, Miss King, Miss Thorly, Mrs.
Thorly. Mr. and Mrs. ven Dorm, Mr..
and Mrs F. c. Minis, Mr. and Mrs. NJ.
Gicvacchini, Mrs. c. W. Horner, Miss
L. King, Mrs. w. G. White, Mr.. and
Mrs. E. J. HuxtabIe and infant, DR.. n.
B. Emerson, H. E. Dooland; Mr.. and
Mrs. NJ. Calm. Mrs, and Miss Nathan,
Mr.. and Mrs. r. p. Grow, T. E. Mini
son, j. O.. Watkins, Wal Ghong Shin,
G.. Y. Blue, Mrs. VIM. Git and child,
r. E. Beall, Alfred Loomer. NJ. Not
tage, Miss A. NJ. Mclean. W II. Nc
Qqaid,- Mr.. and Mrs. Truscott, Miss
Miss McQuaid, Miss A. P. Zu-
lib. Miss Annie Swardon., Mrs. c. l.
Hccge, two children. and maid. !. III
Per str w. G. Hall for Kauai ports,
June 1T. F. Hustace, wife and
three children, Miss Ruby Scott, Miss
Ianiiet Scott, MY. and Mrs. A. S. VII
cox Miss Anna Scuza, Miss Francis
1Tyan, Miss Harriet Halae, Mrs. Fl.
Z. WishaTd =. - j
Per str. Claudine for Maui ports.
June lS.-A. HaReberg. Miss T.. +.
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pptta0'S AGED RETAINER L
DIES; WAS BORN TN l8f

3 funeral Of Kauai, the old retail
vi Delegate Prince Knhio, was he's
N the Williams undertaking pat
s in Fort street to the Pauoa church
lmetery yesterday afternoon. Revs
Z. H. Parker OF Kawaiahao church Of
Waited The services were well at
inded by old Hawaiians. as Kauai
as well known in his office as re-
Ainer In the royal household. Kauai
as born on the Island of Kauai in
s25. the year after King Kuamualii
: Kausi died. Kauai was made re-
tiner in the royal family when but a
by. and continued In service until
18th.
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To discharge 3400 tons OF general
cargo from the east and west coast
of the mainland, the American Hawai-
ian freighter Texan was berthed at
Pier 20 today. Captain A. Carlisle
said the Texan steamed through
smooth seas from Tacoma. It left the
Sound on June Z. The Texan will
visit Port Allen, Kahului and HiIo to
load 1850 tons of sugar for delivery
at New York
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Sales: Between Boards-400, l25,
80, $50, 200. 50. 200, 35 McBryde tx /;
100 olaa 6ss; 80, 10 II. B. & NJ. Co
1914; 10, 81, so, 10, 80 Pioneer 27A;
3, 10 Waialua 109; $4,000 Haw! Orr. IS
SO; 100, so onomea 35&.
Session Sales, SO, Is Eva 231z;
10, 90, 90 Oahu Sug Co 221s; 25, 15,
Q. 10, Is Pioneer 27A; 6 Oahu Sug. Co.
22K Oahu Sug Co. .22Is: Ia, Is.
Pioneer 27A: 10 olaa SIS: 5 Waialua
l09; Is, 10 onomea 3d.
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Winslow, X. Alexander, Miss Hansen.
Miss l.. Kohoopele, Jno. Kohoopele.
Herman Steuder. f. II.
Per str. Mauna Kea for Hilo and
way ports, June 19.-Mrs. w. c. Bruhn
and four children, Miss Agnes Trendo.
Miss Jean Pritchard, Miss Margaret
Pritehard, Mrs. G. II. Wright. Miss B.
Blewett, Miss NJ. r. Schaeffer, Mr.
Serrao (3), Ivan Johnson, Richard
Boyle, Walter Payne, Miss Esther
Searle, Mrs. BUM and three children,
A. Spencer, Herman Luis. A. F. Lee
Kai, Manuel Baptist, A. Silver. Jno.
Kahune, L. Limo. ]. Veirra. Geo. San.
tics, Miss Agnes Farden, Miss NJ. Far
den, Miss Emma Farden. Mr.. Hos
mann. Miss ]. Branko, Miss NJ. Kahala.
Miss T. Andrews. Master ]. Caryalho,
H. N. Ludloff, Master ID. Borden, G.
H. 'Hayselden, Miss Rachel Hayselden.
Miss Serfao, Miss Serrao, Miss Souza.
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Police raided an apartment in Lon
Jon rented by Josephine Moffit, the
lo-called Princess of Thurin and
laxis. She was arrested with a score
f,ethers who wera gambling
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For Today's Reading Use
the Chapter on Advertising,
Pace Z. - ~ - ).
Makiki Heiuhts Poultry Ranch,

s. C. White Leghorns and s. G. Orp-
ingtoas. Matching eggs: chicks and
young LAYING stock Record of breed
ers: 1S0-243 aggs. We trap nest birds
every day. Cockrels, from hens With
200-egg record. Fresh table eggs and
poultry. Visit US: write for .lr,re Est
r-' 3146. r. r. Pohlmann, p. .. bos
1s3. ..-.... :.
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y
the San Francisco fair. Federal Gus.
fsenger in the Oceanic liner Sonoma
Taking about 1900 tons Of sugar sup
piled at several island ports. the Mat.
son steamer Hilonian is expected to
depart from Hilo for San Francisco to-
day. -. .r'.:.
A large mail, the first TO go out for
a week, was despatched to the main.
land in the Pacific Mail liner Korea
this morning The vessel was well
booked with passengers ON leaving
the port ...
At the rate sugar was supplied to
the American Hawaiian freighter Ken
tuckian, now completing cargo at Hilo
that vessel was expected to steam to
| New York by way OF the Panama canal
today The Kentuckian win carry
II. 500 tons of product. to the east
coast SIS =. - &~s'-..
The Oceanic liner Sonoma from San
Francisco made long stay at Homo
lulu yesterday. The vessel steamed
to Sydney by the way OF Page Page
at o'clock last night, taking a score
OF passengers in the several classes
from this port The 'Sonoma dis
charged 20 tons OF cold storage cargo.
The Matson steamer Enterprise,
with several thousand tons of general
cargo, steamed into Hilo harber Sun
day afternoon to remain there until
the last of the week. The vessel will
take a full cargo of sugar transhipped
from steamers in the Inter-Island
eoasting service. The Enterprise is
expected to steam to San francisco
Saturday evening. 49,
Completing a passage from Port
Blakefey in q days, the schooner
Blakeley with $4,000 feet of lumber
has been brought to a berth inside
the harbor. Captain w. H. Meyers
reported better weather conditions
than that which fell to the lot OF IuTn-
berladen vessels which have recently
visited Honolulu. The Blakeley will
be given q prompt despatch to the
Sound. *.
The Japanese freighter Kunajiri
Maru, now at the Inter-island coal
wharf to discharge 5000 tons of fuel
brought from Japan, carries more than
a score of cadets who are receiving
their initial training, on a Pacific
cruise. The Kunajiri Maru win steam
to Makatea and Ocean islands to load
phosphates after completing discharge
of cargo at Honolulu. The vessel for
merly belonged to the Russian govern.
ment and was prize In the late war.
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fire Fighters ON
COAL SHIP ARE
WINNING !.

The persistent fight made against
the encroachment OF fire in the hold
of the French bark FRANCHISE dam
boise, was today rewarded when after
AN inspection of the ship, il was found
that no further heat or gas had de-
veloped in the forward or after hold
of the bark II III. ~. - -
Stevedores are at work unloading
coal carried in the middle compart.
meat where IL was discovered consid.
cradle smoke and flame had devel.
oped during the last "a hours. As
fast as the burning coal is removed.
il is taken TO vacant ground near the
railway wharves to cool. II Is esti.
mated that about 1900 tons of fuel re.
main in the several compartments.
Work on the bark will be suspended
this evening The temperature Of the
holds viii be taken and should no
further fire be noted, the coal re-
moved from the ship since 1t has been
in port. may be returned.
The length OF time the vessel may
be detained here has not been deter
mined. ..... +.
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DIVIDENDS.

June 10. r. e l. Co. (60c spl.)
ST.25; Haw. Sug. Co. ts1 splD $1.30;
Pepeekeo $1.50; Waialua, ST.; Oahu
Sug. Co 10; Hon. B. & NJ Co., Ltd.
(spl) SO.
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HURDlsHtb COTTAGE.

Furnished cottage and light house
keeping rooms; all conyeniences;
electric lights; bath, running water;
short distance from postoffice; mod
crate. Camel place. Fort and, Vine
csrd Tel i6lf efnLs,
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Plans for a 100000 mausoleum for
the late Adolphus Busch were drawn
in St Louis.
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,Nvhelmina Fiaed with Freight.

WuheIniina Filled with Freight.
Taking all the freight that can pos
sibIy be slowed. beneath its matches,
the Matson steamer Wilhel1nina win
be despatched from Pier Is at 10
o'clock tomorrow morning. About 10
cabin and I steerage passengers have
been booked to the mainland. The
vessel has been filled with sugar
taken at Honolulu and Hilo. In addi-
ton to this product the steamer has
been supplied with 500 tons OF molas-
ses, and 600 tons Of miscellaneous
freight. :. -. : ~. : Z
Many Vessels Call for Sugar.
Two large freighters have called at
Hilo to take sugar for both coasts OF
the mainland Product now awaiting
shipment on Hawaii includes the fol.
lowing lots, according to a report
brcught to Honolulu by Purser Phil
lips of the steamer Mauna Kea: Olaa
10000, Waiakea 5000, Hawaii Mill 1152,
Hilo Sugar Co. 15,400, Papaikou $50,
Pepeekeo 800. Honomu 1000, Hakalau
$4,000, Laupahoehoe 17.160, Kaiwiki
1873, Kukaiau 1900, Hamakua Mill
1905, Paauhau 3400, Honokaa $500.
Punaluu 1880, Honuapo $500 sacks.
--. - ..srt 81. ..-~.r u
Logan OF for Manila Today. :
Taking a. few military and civilian
passengers, small quantity OF
freight, and mail forsthe Philippines,
the United States army transport Lo-
gan will steam to Guam and Manila
at o'clock this afternoon. The yes
sci remained three days at this port
to fill out its new steahfina sehedile.
1t has taken 900 tons of coal and other
lines of supplies. '.-@-<[ ="
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Latest sugar quotation: 90 degrees.
test, ass cents, or $500 per ton.
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BY AUTHORITY.
Rssoiatlon No. lss.

. ~ -
Resolved by the Board of Supervis-
ors of the City aud County of Homo
lulu that the following sums. amount
ing to TWENTY-FIVE Thousand Dollars
($22, 10000, be and the same are here
by appropriated out of ali moneys in
the Permanent Improvement Fund Of
the Treasury for the following pur.
poses:
Construction, Waimea-Wa
Coral Road ............. $50, 900 90
Reconstruction, Wafmea
+. Bridge ................... 100000
Presented by
CHAS. N. ARNOLD,
Supervisor.
Honolulu. June IA, 1915.
l.. At regular adjourned meeting of
the Beard Of Supervisors of the City
and County of Honolulu, held Monday,
June II. 1915, the foregoing Resolution
was passed on First Reading and or
dered to print on the following vote OF
said Board:
Ayes: AHA, Arnold. Homer, Lar
sen; Logan, Single Total 6.
Noes: Hollinger. Total 1.
E. BUFFANDEAU,
Deputy City and County Clerk.
80. 6190-June Is, Is II.
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SHIPPING 6MkT[RfRONTN Fhy
0 HAlBOR NOTES

sRetprnhg from an extended visit &c
the San Francisco fair. Federal Gus.
astoms Examiner Mark Well was pas
fsenger in the Oceanic liner Sonoma.
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STAR.BULLETTN GIVES You
TOD4Y'S NEWS TODAY

1 ~ & So 4fftE %E
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Taking about 5000 tons Of sugar sup
piled at several island ports. the Mat.
son steamer Hilonian is expected to
depart from Hilo for San Francisco to-
day. -.
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large mail, the first to go out for
a week, was despatched to the main.
land in the Pacific Mail liner Korea
this morning. The vessel was well
booked with passengers on leaving
the port >~s~ ..*...
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-19
Jayhawker Jots

O. o. Orr, of Arbor township, Raw
| Inns county, has a name with an un-
usual combination of initials in it.
According to the Norton Courier.
the first task for the new naval ad-
visory board of inventors is to de-
wise mirror which will show jose
phus Daniels to himself as he really
Dunkirk, France, is being lombard
ed by a giant German gun, which is
fired regularly every five minutes and
the people of that city rush to their
cellars, notes Editor Aldrich of the
Cawker City Public Record, and he
adds: That reminds the "old boys"
that when they saw a flash from the
enemy's works they would yell grab
a root and down they went on their
bellies.
Many a young mans papers of
credit are rolled into cigarettes says
the Council Grove Guard, and MS
business responsibility is contained in
little muslin bag, the mouth of
which is drawn together by small
yellow piece of Irvine. The response
bility is sifted out of the little bag
into his paper of credit, rolled up tight
ly, lighted with a match and blown
into the winds.
Entries on the bright side of the
Baldwin Ledger: Not every football
player knows how to tackle job.
You can go on a toot without belong
ing to the town band A marriage
ring sometimes represents an event as
comical as any circus ring. Many
women who are proud of their fig
ures didn't make mathematics their
major while in college. Women's
dresses are to be three inches shorter
this winter. But the prices will doubt
less be longer.
Reported by the Cawker City Pub
lie Record: A new scheme is for
man wearing some sort of a badge to
call ON the farmers under the name
of the department of health and de-
rnand t. see his poultry. After exam
nation he condemns twenty or thirty
hens and tells the farmer they will
lave TO be killed because they are dis
eased He very kindly offers to take
the h'ckenS to do the killing himself
If the farmer consents, the man takes
tho chick to the nearest merchant
and sells them. The scheme is being
worked all over the country
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-19
THE BATTLE WITH THE Bugs

The bugs of Bugdom gathered.
Upon fair, fine day,
To plot against us mortals,
And to begin the fray.
They chose a fly as gen'ral.
A vet ran tried and true.
The buglet band played merrily,
Thelr women cheered them, too.
The flies made one division.
Many million strong:
In fact this strange procession,
was very, very long.
This regiment was followed,
BY many, many more,
Mosquitoes, gnats and insects
OF Kansas Health Board lore
The gen'ral gave a signal
To this buglet force;
Then all the trumpets sounded
AND they began their course.
We morta1s had an army
One man of wide repute
w as Gen raj, captain, private
To make these Buglets scooot.
The bugs were armed with poison,
And filth of many kinds
With which they bravely struggled
y er rotted melon vines.
Then along came Doctor Crumbine
With bellows large and strong,
ana 11lled with deadly gases
WITH which he killed that throngi
The lady Buglets gathered,
Upon the battle grounds
And there they mourned the dead ones
with many mournful sounds.
But baby-land rejoiced,
In joyful jubilee
And ate and drank of pure white milk,
FROM filth declared now free.
GEORGE INMAN SEITZ.
Ellsworth, Kan.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-19
Kansas Comment
SPAIN ISN'T SLIPPING-


Many of the nations of Europe are
bound up in the war and others, to
maintain neutrality, find things very
uneasy, but Spain doesn't seem to be
slipping, at least not so you could
notice it. Spain is keeping a quiet
tongue in her head and isn't saying
word, either way Spain is a good
example of what neutrality really is,
if it gets an opportunity. Spain hasn't
been very successful as a warrior for a
number of centuries. Once she was
cock of the walk of the world. She
had more real estate, scattered here
and there, than any other nation. She
marked herself up as proprietor of all
of South America and much of the
wealthiest portion of North America
From Madrid were directed the bust
worlds surface. The islands of the
sea, both in the Atlantic and pacific,
were SPANS. The waters cot the sea
were in control of her Armada. the
latest thing in navies of that bygone
age. But Spain got the swelled head.
She wanted more than she had. when
she had about all there was loose. In
trying to get everything in her con-
play losing game. Year after year
South America got away from her.
piece by piece. The western half of
North America left and Mexico was
the warm waters between the Ameri-
cas- and others in the Philippines, but
her failing rule finally lost her all of
them, in the last war she has fought,
Spain now has little left but her main
land and she is holding onto that by
keeping her head clear and staying
out of the European war If Spain
should slip now it would likely be the
last slip, for there isn't much chance
for her to lose anything else without
losing all. Spain is a decadent ma
ton and poor rule has brought il
about--HutchinsonN News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-19

Little Kewpee CeIluloid lived on the
broad shelf of a city store and he was
quite content with his home. Indeed
he hardly remembered any other
home, for when he was made at the
factory he was wrapped up so quick
ly, and snuggled down tight in box
that he had hardly a glimpse of the
world he had come to live in And
when he went on the train and later
in an auto truck to the store which
was now his home, he couldn't see a
single thing-who could when they
were packed up close in a box?
But Kewpee saw much of the
world from his high shelf in the store
dear me, yes.
He saw boys and girls, old men and
young men, and women of all ages
when they saw him. They must like
me-" said Kewpee Celluloid to him
self contentedly, land I'm very sure
like them" And he was always par
ticular to smile back his gay little Gel
luloid smile.
one day after clerk had taken
Kewpee Celluloid down from the shelf
to show him to customer. he put
him back up crooked-wise, and instead
of looking down at the passing people
as he had so enjoyed doing, Kewpee
was compelled to look ~ long rows
and rows and rows of kewpees just
like himself.
"oh. dear, this isn't going to be fun
at am cried Kewpee Celluloid in dis
tress; please turn me around as l
was beforei'' but that stupid clerk did
MT understand a word that Kewpee
said, So Kewpee had to look at the
other kewpees and look and look till
he was so tired-oh, dear, but he was
tired
Just when he thought he couldn't
stand it one minute more, he heard a
big, cheerful, mans voice say, Il want
the very best kewpee you have, for i
want to have him ride with me-"
"Oh, if only 1 could smile at hint"
cried poor little Kewpee CelluIoid des-
perately. Il know he would like me.
and l know / would like a ride But
how can he tell that / am the best
when I'm turned crooked-wise this
horrid way But, just to be on the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-19
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
[Fram the Chlcago News.l

[From the Chicago News1
Too many men spend their money
before getting it.
Some men act as though they were
proud of their faults.
An eccentric woman is one who pre-
fers comfort to style
A man usually smiles when another
man invites him to 90 SO.
The more women see of men the
more thay find to admire in mirrors.
It's astonishing how quickly posses
sion will decrease the value of a
thing.
We have enough unwritten laws.
what we need is a few more unbroken
ones.
Folks are quick to discover the faults
of wise men and the merits of fools.
If you want a middle aged woman
for homework you should advertise
for a girl.
The girl who wins the love of truly
good man makes a lucky hit and is
herself lucky miss.
If a mans wife doesn't think him
at least ehree times smarter than he
really is he married the wrong wo-
man.
After i man has acquired a repu-
tation for being lazy his conscience
doesn't trouble him when his wife Is
doing washing for the neighbors-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-19

is stated that the necessities of the
case require that such testimony be
admitted in trials involving the wan
ton and dangerous speeding of auto
mobiles. To hold otherwise, and COM
pei the production of expert testimony
in such cases would, in almost every
instance, defeat the ends of justice.
To permit only experts to testify as to
the speed of an automobile has been
declared wholly impracticable. Prob
ably no person can stand and look at
a moving vehicle of any kind, and tell
the exact rate of speed at which it is
moving; but any intelligent person
who has given attention thereto can
give reasonably accurate estimate of
the rate of speed.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-19
QUAKER MEDITATIONS.
[From the Philadelphia Record

From the Philadelphia Record ]
You never can tell from a girls
bathing suit how shy and shrinking
she is.
It's very noble to take the thought
for the deed, but you'll never get rich
that way.
knowledge is power Wise is the
man who knows enough not to know
too much.
It's the unexpected that happens
Luck generally favors those who are
not looking for it.
ct guess my goose is cooked" re-
marked the facetious tailor when told
that his shop was on fire.
An ambition to get to the top is all
right, but don't feel that you have to
push everybody else off.
The mar who can always be de-
pended upon to carry out what he I'M
dertakes is the undertaken.
Hoax-'Is it possible for a woman
to feel unmanned?" Joax-'T sup
pose so, when she's divorced"
I'D go through anything for you"
said the crook to his best girl. ''Yes,
even my pocket, I suppose" replied
the girl suspicioUsly.
1.-The best time to eat Welsh rab-
bit" says the Dyspeptic Philosopher,
sis when you are sick. and feel that
you are going to die anyhow"
"a rolling stone gathers 10 moss"
quoted the Wise Guy. Yes, but that
is no reason why a man should be a
FOSSIL added the Simple Mug.
Neutrality-suspicious. boasts that he
doesn't owe a dollar in the world"
Borrowel1-"Gee. His friends must
be all onto him