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The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-03-24
GATOR KILLED 80 PERSONS
After Terrorlzln9 Two Villages Enor.
nous Beast Was Finally Cap
tured by Whites.

With other white companions have
often plunged into the waters of the
Tuyra. a fairly large river which flows
into the Gulf OF Panama after having
traversed immense stretches of i'm
penetrable forests. Regularly a score
or so OF alligators assisted at our
gambols, at distance OF thirty to
forty yards. and we came to look upon
than as quite hArmlazA
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-03-24

The classical Greeks had yeterina-
rians But veterinary medicine and
surgery did not originate with the
Greeks. So far as we know to the
contrary, 1t had its start with the
Egyptians. the wonderful people who
seem to have originated most OF the
useful arts that are here today.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-03-24
His Following.

Friend-"When you delivered your
lecture on Browning In that little
town you said you were going to last
summer. did the audience seem to fol
low your" Lecturer-"Oh, yes; they
rose as one man and followed me to
the nearest freight train."-Florida
Times Union
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-03-24
Think Satan Good Markham.

Between England and Scotland
stand the ruins OF the old Roman wall,
known as the DEVILS Wall. owing to
the belief of the peasantry that. on &C
count OF the firmness OF the mortar
and the imperishability of the stones.
Satan had a hand in its construction
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-03-24
Mrs. humpweathsr Explain,

Il have observed" says Mrs. Bump
weather. that when | am extra kind
to people they think am y.golng
and take advantage OF me. But can
well AFFORD to laugh. because It ia per
tectly true"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-03-24

A mushroom farm in California CON-
sists OF 900 square feet. the beds being
In tiers In a basement. Although
mushroom growing In the United
States has assumed considerable pro-
portions, the imports continue to be
large.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-03-24
To Prevent China Chipping

To Prevent China Chipping.
A good way to prevent fine china
and cut glass from chipping while
being. washed is to put an old TURK
ish towel in the bottom of the dish.
pan.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-03-24

Ono Way Of Avoiding Germs.
There is nothing better adapted for
catching germa than gelatin and for
this reason dishes containing 1t should
never be allowed to stand about un.
covered.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-03-24

The philosopher OF the Cincinnati
Enquirer says: When you have said
enough. stop talking" But did you
ever see anyone who thought he had
said enough? Neither did we.-Mem-
phis Commercial Appeal.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-03-24
Perhaps He Had None.

A fellow has his face shaved, hair
cut, shoes polished. clothes pressed
md hat brushed. then pays no atten.
ton whatever to his dilapidatsd con-
sciencs.-Toledo Blade.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-03-24

an Internally capable gang OF conf
dence men. You have been supplying
him with his schemes for the past six
monthsi"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-03-24
VlndletiVe AnimaIa

The camel, like the elephant, has
= good memory for injuries done to
II. and often takes revenge on its
.ssailant in an unexpected fashion.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-04-29
New Order Prestges
British Activity.

The action q the British govern
ment n prohibiting the movement u
81 ships between Holland and Eng
land. apparently a. a temporary war
measure. unqnestionably prssaRes an
offensive movement o. some character
IN the North Sea. A day or 40 aeo
British Submarines we're reported IN
shs Blight o. Helsoiand. who're the
German feet has heen bottled up since
theaheginninw - the. war. ana although
nsvvW 90 thu action has been sup
pressed. there seems 20 be good rea-
son for believing that the British have
ssEsrmfned upon some move against
0ne or more % ne German bases
ouxbwvun where some time nince a
raid vas made b. British airmsn.
uosns - be the most nksly point Of
aflack
whss- the great Ensnah feet has
neen uucoeaseal n preventing an tn
yaaton % Es9land. IL is the belief q
war.omoaa@ that a naval success win
has, a tendency to increase enthuai-
nAranfn ths war which. for some time
past has beenglacsinE Nctwishstand-
inw statements 90 me contrary. re-
eruifinW has been anything but salts
factory and this, coupled with the fact
nat ths ammuuitson factories have
no<- been turning out TIE amount 81
war nnTuitinns expected. has been q
source ~ considerable worry.
That another determined effort Il
under way % force the Dardanelles il
apparent from the mesgre reports
cgru'ng from the near east. Ths allies
have landed q large force 30 ATTACK
the forts IN the rear while the neet
attacks in front and confidence - ex-
pressed that these operations win be
successful The fail 81 Constintlnopie
would unquestl0nably influence action
by Bulgaria and Roumania and. n
Italy was not already participating n
the war. would probably force action
favorable 70 the aliies and that with
oat delay
The great drive "a France. promised
thls sprlng has nor ser naatsrialized
althoagh ere activity % both French
end English Al assnw tae lire indl-
Gates readiness 70 advaniss once -,
word = given. Possibly this move
has been postponed for a tine in or.
der % give me Germans opportunity
g withdraw troopa Tor tire kasiiea d
The caFpatnlans. The whereabouts 81
General von Hindsnhure remain some
thing 81 q mystery Err little a. =,
news has been received from palans
car some time past
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-04-29
BAYVIEW PARK
ALL READY FOR
FINE BEGINNING
MANAGER WILL sE E. l. oUINA.
ASSISTED 81 coLiN LEWIS
MISS fNoRAHAM TO Sc ON
DUTY Also.

Bayvlew Park wAi bc officially
opened Tor the bathing season next
Saturday May l. Tae resort will be
under the direct supervision Of the
Fairgrounds Association committee.
consisting 81 Messrs Il g. Mitchell
Jas Fl Philips. Cadt F. Sbackeifard
and y r. Davis Yonge - ! Qmns
viii be IA direct chsrge ~ the park.
and Colin Lewis viii be the assistant
manager. Miss inRuham VIII BE- ln
charge ~ the care ~ ladies and child
ren . worthy successor 20 Miss STen-
cer whose work there Tor several sea-
sons in the past was 8 real feature
81 The park one ~ TIE features which
wif be given special attention this
season viii be the rumber q small
boats which viii Be provided by the
committee 81 charge and larger
number II bathing suits than provided
ln the past In fact IL Wili be- the aim
of the MANAGEMENT to have the park
conducted on Just as high plane
a. possible. and a record attendance
Is looked Tor during the new season.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-04-29
The Port Of Pensacola
Is Bottled Up.

When A. T. Greenlse, New orleans
manager az the Columbia Naval Stores
Co. made the statement in TAe Jour
nal yesterday morning that "your port
10 bottled up, referring 70 Penaacola's
hartor. he expressed the situation ne
thss port IN a few woran. bat they
should be sunicient 20 cause citizens
10 pause ard reflect
Penaacola's progreas has been re-
taxaef because the port has been bot
tied up.~ and Il win continue 10 be
retarded tast as long Sc the citizens
SIT idiy BY ard not insist Upon PEN
sacoa having the proper port faeii-
itiaA A. SIR Grecniee stated. hls CONE
pany can act steamers FOR coastwise
points out Of New 0rleans, Mobile,
sanksuu.1lle. Brunswick and Savannah
while Pensacola. whose annual receipts
az nasal stores are almost double ans
single one of these ports. has 20 be con.
tent wffh sending the product e for
eiwn ports, and cannot make ship
n@nt "a q domestic port for the reason
that no steamers cali here.
Add. Why 90 steamers pass Penaa-
eoiag simply becaass Il has been ths
policy ar the Louisville a Nashvrls
not 20 permit coaHtwise vessels - uss
III COOKS and because Pensacola has
not beer suficienfly progressive "a
Esppiy . steamer lines what othel
ports are oneFins Ths latter az
result. can induce industries 20 locat,
and By reason q dock facilities ant
ateaner lines secure competitiv,
freight rates. something Pensacola Il
ca 60 experisnca
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-04-29
MEAT INJURIOUS
TO THE KIDNEYS
Take q tablespoonful OF Salts II Back
hurts or Bladder boihers- Meat
forms uric acid.

We are a nation ~ meat eaters and
our blood Ia filed wtth uric acid SAYS
a vel known authority who warns uB
g be constantly on Euard AGAINST
kidney trouble
The Kidneys Do their utmost 10 free
The blood of this irriualng acid. bat
become weak from the oVerwork. they
set sluggish. the ellmmative Tissues
clog and thus the waste a. retained in
the blood 20 poison the entire system.
When your kidneys eche and feel
like humps 81 lead. and Fou have sting
inc pains in the hack a. the urine ia
cloudy. FUN - sediment Or the bladder
Ia irritable. obltWinE You 40 seek relief
during the night. when you have ae-
we're headaches. nervous and dizzy
spells sleeplesaness. and stomach or
rheumatism in bad weather Uet from
your pharmacist about four ounces ~
lad salts. take a Tablespoonful ~ 4
glass ~ water before breakfast eaeh
morning and In q few GAYS your kid
news aill act nue This famous salts
Is made from the acid 81 grapes and
lemon Juice. combined with nfhia and
has been used for generations e nush
and stimulate cloRged ktfneys. Is ueu-
traliEe the acids In urine 80 IL Is no
longer source Of irritation thus end
ms urinary and bladder disorders
Jad salts e inexpensive and cannot
lnftsre. makes 3 delightful eTerreseent
hthia water drink. ana uobody can
make mistake hy taking e little
occasionally 90 keep the kidneys clean
and active. tAdv)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-04-29
MAN TAKES HIS OWN MEDICINE
IS AN GnwfMfcT

He has absolute faith Ia hts medi-
eine-he knows when he takeu IA for
certain ailments be eess relief People
who take pr Kings New Discot cry
for an irritating Cold and optimlsts-
they know this cough remedy viii pen
citrate the Innings ~ the throat. KIN
the germs. and open the WEs for Ma
ture 81 act You cant destroy a Cold
IS superficial treatmert -fou must 80
20 the cause q the tro aisle - an on-
tinist Get a bottle n Dr Kings New
Discovery today.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-04-29

The second mistake = buying a
theoretical" car - is perhaps the
sadder mistake of the two-because
when you have made this mistake,
you have on your hands some engi-
neer's or designer untried theory,
instead of tried, known, successful
car. And you have paid price that,
put in the right car, would never have
been a reproach - but would have
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-04-29
lie SALE TODAY
at The Crystal Pharmacy
GREAT EASTERN COAL
. STRIKE ENDS SOON

Lexington, KY. April IS The East
ern Onto coal strike viii be settled
within a week 30 The opinion ~ Hywel
Davies. federal conCilaior. who arr
rived here today from Columbus.
where be has been in conference win
Gov Willis
AIR Davies refused ~ discuss the
basis - settlement. hut said only i
feW details remained % hs agreed
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-04-29

bought an automobile of real pride
and joy.
1t 10 because we see these two raia-
takes being constantly made = be-
cause we see sensible people being
constantly talked into these "auto-
mobile fiascos" that we boast 90
much about the record of the car we
sell-The Maxwell.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-04-29
You will haveonly yourself to blame fyouare talked
into" buying an unsuitable" or Theoretical" Car
The mistakes made in
suited edSeOnd, a

The first mistake buying an ''un-
suitable" CARS perhaps made even
less often than the second. But for
your own sake study your needs SEM
sibly, just as you study your house
hold needs, and buy a car you can
afford to enjoy-a car you will have
pride in, and yet one that viii not be
"ghost of reproach" to your good
sense.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-04-29
Political Announcement


I hereby announce thaf ara = ~an-
ftHata IS succeed usYsen e. Cnmnsls-
ssnmnr 81 puhiir WORKS. Huhtnct 20 TIRE
aston af the c8tF democrats primary
II am reelected Z prtuniee 70 zivs
the duties ~ TIRE office tire same sHH
aant attention sn the future - Ia the
THos. n. JOHNSON.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-04-29

The Colorado coai mlne strike n
curry II to BE- reonened. As the orig
raj inquiry amounted 81 nothing Il
might Sc fust "a well to refrain erom
reopening the eCnnomic wound, uhich
is partially healed
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-04-29

I herehN announce gHfWEff 4 ranHs-
aafa fer city caFuFuiHEtun9Fs sNnfMef &c
ths aetion ~ TIRE city primaries. and
rrnnslan e. give mp entire tire - the
once IL i am elected I xnU annreel al .
ere votes 81 the Democrats - Penaas
-. J. LWr1ARn.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-04-29

] % s.aGss % % a a5 re n a'
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-30
Jayh awker Jots

According to the Marquette Tr1b-
une. the mulberry is the dude OF the
fruit family stylish locker but ex-
ceedingly insipid.
Men are sometimes unable to get
bread and meat, as Ed Howe says In
his monthly magazine, but they can
always get whisky and cigarettes.
NV idea of the supremely unselfish
man. writes Jere in the Hutchinson
Reformatory Herald. is the fellow who
can bring his raise in salary nome TO
his wife the, same day he gets It,
The bottom has fallen out of the
motor car price lists, notes the south
Kansas Tribune, and it adds: At the
rate the cost is being reduced the idle
rich will soon have to abandon mo-
toring entirely.
Editor Watkins of the Mayetta Her
aid has the proper spirit. He writes:
Kansas may go to the extremes In
some respects-and she does But IL
YOU will notice, she always comes
back" on the home stretch, d1stanclns
her rivals. So don't worry over pros
poets for crops just now.
Mrs. Susie Green and sister, Mrs.
Lizzie Gentry, of Sunny slope, Os-
borne county, are contenders for the
medal that goes to one whose turkeys
are the best egg-layers. According TO
the Osborne County News, their six
turkey hens laid total of 210 eggs
this season, an average of 35 apiece.
before going to setting.
Quite a stir was caused in our usu-
ally sedate and quiet city, reports the
Bushton correspondent of the Lyons
Republican, by Henry Keller, who
came into town hauling 500 bushels of
wheat in four wagons pulled by a
tractor. 1t is figured that it would
have taken 10 teams hours each to
have hauled 1t and return home, eight
miles.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-30

contaminated. Fortunately, however,
they are very seldom used for drink
ing and domestic purposes, being
utilized mainly for stock, on which the
effect of slight general pollution is not
serious, though some severe epidem-
les OF disease among cattle have been
traced to polluted streams. The I'M
foreground supplies, whether from
wells or springs, although safe in
many localities, are far from being
universally so, the safety depending
mainly on their location and on the
nature of their protection. Many of
the failures to protect adequately the
water supplies used for drinking arise
from a lack of knowledge of the man
ner in which waters circulate through
the ground and of the ways in which
they may become polluted. 1nforma-
ton on these subjects should be OF
value, and it is with the object OF sup
plying this information that the United
States geological survey has published
Water Supply Paper 255, on Under
ground Waters for Farm Use," copy
of which may be obtained free on ap-
plication to the Director of the Geo
logical Survey, Washington, D. c.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-30

sion and met Jonathan's father face
to face.
My little lad" The man snatcned
the boy from the saddle and held
him close to his heart
Elsin answered his questioning eyes
by telling him how she had discov-
cred the child sitting in the middle
of her kindergarten class. I'VE tried
to find mis- people, but could not To-
cate any one of the name of Mar
BRIDGE she said.
The man laughed pleasantly.
No wonder! Marbridge is only
is Jonathan Ferdinand Marbridge
Harcourt--named for two grandfath-
ers. He often neglectS to add the pa
ternal surname. 1 am deeply grateful.
walk through the snow. Will you not
come to the house and let Mrs Wick
nam, my housekeeper, give you n cup
of tea, and then will take you home
in my carr"
please do, Miss Elsin, dear" plead
ed Jonathan.
So Elsin went into the sunny liv-
ing room and drank a cup of tea, and
then Mr.. Harcourt came around with
a huge motor car and E1sin and little
Jonathan were bundled into the ton
neau, and so they drove back to
Wildwood and the charms of Wood
bine street.
After that memorable day Jona-
than Ferdinand Marbridge Harcourt
came to Miss DORIS kindergarten
every morning. But the faithful Dob
bin did not bring him. Mr.. Harcourt
was never too busy to drive his little
son over to Woodbine street, nor was
he too. Dusy to visit the school very
frequently. Indeed, one day he be-
came a member of the charmed cir
Gle and told such wonderful stories
that the children tore themselves re-
luctantly away to play in the April
sunshine.
And this day Mr.. Harcourt crowns
his reputation as a story-teller by
telling Elsin Dorr the most wonder
full story that she had ever heard.
And Elsin listened and believed-even
when he called himself her model
scholar For he had faithfully learned
the lesson she had taught him--to
love her.-(Copyright, 1915, by the
Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-30
A CONVENIENT EXCUSE.

1t is just a year since Francis Ferdi-
nand, the archduke of Austria, was
assassinated in Servia, and this Incl
dent has been and is even now labeled
as the reason for the beginning of the
Great War. AS a matter of fact,
though, it is one of those poor ex-
cuses of the better-than-none variety.
No doubt, the murder of Ferdinand
was the spark that set the conflagra-
ton going, but other and deeper rea-
sons were the cause of the war. Only
recently, the statesmen of Italy have
disclosed the fact that Austria was
ready and determined to attack Servia
and overwhelm her, if possible, in
1913, or a full year before the killing
of the Austrian archduke, and that
these plans were thwarted only by the
refusal of Italy, as a party to the
Triple Alliance, to countenance them.
And Germany, it appears, was willing
that Austria get busy against Servia
in 1913,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-30

For many a day after Reddy and
CycIops had discovered their new
meeting house, they were happy and
satisfied to play around it and in it.
They filled it's corners with scraps of
nuts, they widened it's passageways till
they were big and broad enough for a
dozen squirrels and they covered the
doorways with leaves old and dead, so
that none but very clever and sharp
eyed squirrel would know any crea-
ture had lately been around there.
Then, as are the ways with creatures
as well as people, they tired of that
game and went elsewhere for days
fun.
And it just happened that the very
first day they were not there to guard
their treasures, who should come
along that way but Jimmy Graytail-
and a very hungry Jimmy Graytaii at
that. He went shifting along and
shifting along the path by the lake
but not thing could he find to eat
I'D just like to know what the matter
can bel" he exclaimed to himself in
digust Here is this lovely big park,
with lots of children in it Cat least 1
suppose there are, though not one
have I seen today and here am Ia
nice, polite little graytailed squirrel
and not one bit of dinner can I find!"
He felt SO sorry for himself that he
sat down on a stump and began to
we'll he was going to cry! But he
didn't; he shifted again instead
Now, what (sniff. sniff in the
world (sniff, sniff is that odor which
I smell? 1t seems to be peanuts and
crackerjack about two or three days
old" CHATS just how wise these park
SQUIRRELS are, you see), but there are
no children here He looked care
fully around to make sure, but he was
right-not a child or grown-up was
in sight "And there wouldn't be
crackerjack and peanuts unless-un-
less he walked straight into-yes,
you've guessed it-into the meeting
house!
And such a feast for a hungry
squirrel as he did find there
All the nice, smelly, tasty tit-bits
that Reddy Squirrel and Cyclops had
so carefully stored away for rainy
dav when food would be scarcei
He looked around for about half a
minute-it took him that long to make
himself believe his good 1uck--then
he sat down and began to eat How
he did eat and such a feast as it was,
Only. Jimmy Graytail himself could
have told you (and he was too sick
the next day to care to say word
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-30
QUAKER MEDITATIONS.

IFrom the Philadelphia Record.1
Many a man goes to law who never
gets back.
A manq- sided man ought to be
perfectly square.
Some people think twice before they
speak, and others stutter.
When poverty comes in at the door,
love looks around for an aeroplane.
A fellow with an engagement ring
is pretty sure to get the glad hand
from some girl
Neutrality demonstrates that some
people are on the defensive, and others
are on the fence.
BY the time many a fellow arrives
at a conclusion he is so tired he never
gets away from it.
One of the hardest things in the
world for a failure to understand is
the success of others.
A prophet is without honor in his
own country because he is so fond of
saying Il told you So"
Where love is concerned the ham,
mock is a great aid to falling in. 1t
may also inspire a falling out
Fine feathers don't make fine
BIRDS" quoted the Wise Guy. well,
they can make a goose of a woman,
or jay OF man." added the Simple
Mug.