El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-04-24

n lday. the Ty Cobb Of the Evangeli-
u Y cal league. who busts EN- up
around the 400 mark against Kid Sa-
tan. the demon sIabber of the He'll
Bents. breezed into the Polo Grounds
and gave the old national pasUlme the
visual forward and back.
Bill got an eve full Of six stanzas
of a smear between the JOsued Jlnls
and the Phe-ro-shus Pills; eased NM
self down into the coW-pasIure anu
filmed his old side kick, John j. NC
fsravv- took a close slant at Rube Mar
GUARD and slipped him a little salVe lot
that no-hit thing: punched the bag Win
Mattv and some Of the other Zobs IN
the dog house. fOndleQ q lew OF the OH
hfcl-ory- switches Just to see If they
felt the same as they used 20 N N IL
meat-hooks and-but whoa- WHOA-
WHOAPl
we simply must stop reading those
SUNDAY sermons If we expect to con-
tinue writing baseball That sort OF
thing viii never get by with OOh
congregation .t.-.
Mr. William Sunday the great sinner
snatcheF. paid a brief visit 20 our
little baseball game up on the neI tS-li
Meadow and witnessed part OF a TIL
ming that was given the Giants Dy lhe
Pruning Pills who are graouaIs 4OS-
ing all control Of themselves
Leaves Grounds in Time
Mr.. Sunday left when the score was
TO o in fav0r Of the PMS MOST
vices that Arthur Fromme was gong
10 do some pitching and dld not WISH
to see il done.
Anyway. the score never got any
better after Mr.. Sundays departure
so far as our boys were concerned
and finally wound up to O. what
Mr.. Sunday saw Of the game seemed
TO greatly refresh him. but then we
suppose that after Paterson mans /
mind is mighty easily diverted
We desire to state that Mr.. Sunday
arrived in a rakish spring helmet or I
Kelly. lust as the game began. and took Z
a seat Just behind the Giant bench !
Several celebrated Broadway characters |
Immediately moved further back up into I
the stand for fear they might accl-
deutally contract reformation
sunday Was Pastimer Once.
As you perhaps know, Mr. Sunday
was himself once a pastimer Of parts,
but he turned square before the pres
enr staff Of National league umpires
came into the game, which is perhaps
Just as well else M sundays regen-
Grafton might have been deferred
The arrival Of Mr. Sunday created {
such a connection and caused such Z
eraning Of necks that Steamer Albertus !
Perfecuo Demaree-yesi yes the same /
one. the very same fellow; don't inter z
rupt again. Such a cranlng Of necks
that Steamer Albertus PerfectO Dema-
!
traction 70 slip strike over on Fred
SnOdgrass.
We doubt if Mr.. Sunday would have
been vastly interested in Steamer Al
1ertus PerfectO Demaree had he known !
lust who Steamer Albertus Perfecto I
Demaree is Steamer, Etc, Demaree is
the son-in-law Of one C. A Windle, ed
itOr Of Chicago publication known as
the Icon0clast which is supposed TO be
a continuation OF the lamented W. c. 4
Brann,s- Texas disturbance. and c. A
Windle used TO trail Mr.. Sunday about, I
bombarding him with columns OF small
plea
It is not Of record that Mr.. Sunday
bears any marks of Mr. Windle's limo
typical assaults, but that's who Steamer
Albertus Perfecto Demaree IS Just the
same.
Cravath Opposes Tesreau.
In addition TO that Steamer is a cast
off from the Giant camp He was
traded to the PhOrmidable Pills by
John J. NcGraw along with Milton
stock and recruit catcher. for John
HOnus Lobert so we des' say Steamer
was in no wise anguished by the re-
suit OF the pastime.
He was opposed by our prodigious
Mr. Tesreau and Mr.. Tesreau was Op-
posed by w OGDEN Shoes" Cravath who
is always doing something TO heckle
the taxpayers Of this community.
In the third frame. Wooden Shoes"
nesrted a one-base push to right field
in behind a single by Bancroft, and a
by Becker, and there went
our baseball game.
The Giants had the bases full in the
second, and again in the eighth and
they had two on in the ninth but on
zach occasion their efforts to tally I
faded 10 a faint aroma of ROOuefOrt {
Or Camembert. Or-but whoa, WHOAP. !
igain- Strange how that slang will /
'reep into these typewriter keys.
No News to Reuben.
In the fifth inning Mr.. Sunday was
seen UnngLlmU with rHn f1Haneu
so earnestly conVersing with the bows
hat there passed through the as
'embled fans a fervent prayer that he
night be endeavoring to get a few Of
lur well known nOn-hitters TO abandon |
their present pursuit and take up clerk J