The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1915-01-26

I'm spotter and a plotter and l
know the use of queer
But to bogus pirates, mostly, | delight
to tie the can.
I'm a bad-m-a-a-d mani"
The cook had become an ominous
and impressive figure on the yacht.
81 see why he wanted to frighten us
So" said Pauline as she meekly put
aside the nicely burned fish that Fill
ipo had placed before her. He doesn't
know how to >.,ok and he is protecting
himself
They managed to get through the
meal by the aid of the canned meats
and vegetables.
"As | was sayin' about the gorilla,
began Boyd, who had the freedom or
the wine cups, with his dinner and be-
come inspired with the ardor OF mar
ration, she was two ton weight II he
was a pound-and | overcomed him.
No one made sound and Boyd
grasped his opportunity.
"You remember me tellin ye, Miss,
how the Baraboo was wrecked Off the
West Africy coast, an all on board
barrin meself-went down.
well, amt isayin' where that
coast is, becuz / don't know; but
know | run straight into the anumal
Kingdom mean queendom. For she
was Il queen.
who was a queen?" asked Polly
Dolores, the Queen O. the Monkeys
replied Blinky. THE most amazing
beautiful woman, Miss-barrin' yerself
that ever walked this world"
And how did you meet herr"
81 met her through her guardian
was proper INTERRUPTED" said Boyd.
81 was surprised an sad, Miss, to
have saw nothin' but monkeys in three
days walkin' through the jungle. So
when | hears yell, like Twin voice
but not much like i'll gets in
quisitive.
"Sun-dub, Sun-dub, Sun-dub, yells
the voice.
so | answers it the same way.
| 'Sun-dub Sun-dub, | says. I'm hun
CRY; is there anythin in the icebox,
or has father ben home?'
"uddenly / feels meself grabbed by
me ankles an mex minute I'm whizzin'
round the head of the biggest gorilla
We ever seen,
| 81 am preparin' calm to be throw
ed over to the coast or ct alive when
l hears another voice-a lady's voice,
from away back in the jungle.
"Sun-dub,' it calls. 'Sun-1ub.'
THE beast drops me an goes
scramblin' into the brush, comm back
quick with lady leadin him quiet
as a lamb.
"She comes over to me an by the
way she talked to Sun-dub. I knew
| she was rebukin' him for his manners.
| "She was tall-almost as tall as
| Sun-dub, and her skin was brown an
her dress was bunch O. leaves. She
| tells me to come over to the house and
have bite to eat"
ooh, then you could talk her Ian
guage?" asked Pauline.
mot quite Miss; but we tried every
thin either of us knowed, an we found
| five or ten words O. Portuguese that
did the trick.
| Her house was in the top O. a tree
some half-mile high, should say. Sun
| dub carries me up, bein' very polite
all OF sudden. A thousand monkeys
all sizes and shapes, is jabberin' and
ehatterin on the ground
| We'll, Miss, ] lived there fourteen
months, an by then l knowed enough
and she knowed enough SO we talked
| together She was the Queen of that
there monkey country, SO long as she
stayed. Shed been left there-she
didn't know when-an' the beasts they
captured her. They thought their
country nd go to wreck II she left
EN-. So they had Sun-dub watch her.
He'd kill me in minute, she
says, If I started to 60
ct didn't cara ppthip' for rnQQn1f
but 1 did want to save that limo
cent young child from bein' Queer
any more. Besides me clothes wai
wore out an I was fearin' nice sui
o. leaves, like hers, and I was &C.
cumulatin' most tremenjus thirst
like now, Miss, only much worser,
laughing.
st hardly seems possible" said Pau
line.
He took out his bottle and drainet
1t. 81 don't see how l stood It. Miss.
he said tossing the empty bottle owe
the rail.
so finally" went ON Blfnky, Il per
suades her to send Sun-dub on jour
ney with the monkey population. 9h
makes up a yarn about grove O
banana trees which she says she see
| ia a III cctlu, Will UoAhAdo iOA6 30 O6A
CROWN all the year round. 'Twa
: surprisin' how that woman could lie.
''They all goes off in a long lint
old Sun-dub lookn' back OCCASIONAL
an calm me some fearful nams
When they're gone we start a marc
t to the coast, where I hopes to b
: picked up by some passin' baot. w
meets all kinds of beasts and reptiles
but Dolores she cusses 'em in NOR
: key talk and they'se all skeered Of he
a But l kin see she's nervous and fiI
ally she tells me that Sun-dub has
nose that would make q bioodhOun
y green with envy. She says he'll e.
: us IL we don't reach q place ST
calls the Cave of Silence, which Il
n monkeys is afraid to enter.
d well, we travels about eight da.
meetin' every kind of beast exec
Ell monkey, them all bein' on the banaI
| hunt, and at last we comes out Of Il
jungle to open sort of place. Ju
Le then we pauses In horror, an begil
70 to run, for we hears what we was Ii