El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-01-19
Every Sport Offers Cure For Disease
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Even Hockey Has Its Strong Advocates
BY FRANK C. NENKE-

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it be that he's purchased an interest IN
some bowling altey?)
Probably you do not care much apouI
bowling. Then try swimming 1hdt
just grand for putting you INTO w
top shape. Some of the pest KNOWN
women swimmers say so. And we guess Sues
they ought to know. Most CT tnem
avow that before they began padding
hither and thither in the aqua Ihey
We're sickly and scrawny Ana now
well read their advertisement.
Boxing is another great sport 10 IaHs 5
M. Not only does it start the Dloou
10 circulating freely but it teaches you
how TO decorate the optic OF an enemy
with skill and promptness- vi lhel
than that-if you show you are SORT ot
handy with your mitts, who knows DI iI
that someday a boxing promoter VIII
come along and enter you as white
Rockefeller Recommends GOlfing.
John Rockefeller, amateur gOifer anu
dabbler in oil, recommends golt as
cure all. .,io-
Then YOU will live long and prosper
saws he, and holds himself up as a
successful result of the practice of ms
preaching. .r,f5
mastery of the prof2ne language;
People who do not play Soll speI gl
wears and years accommodating a reaoy
vocabulary. One or two rounds OF goll
and YOU can swear as well as mule
driver.
Those who don't care for the above
mentioned sports might take up Dase-
hall That's a game where 1elloW
can get as sun burned IN one aAleI
Moons play in q back lot as ne can
during two weeks at a summer IeSOlt l.,
therefore. MAY baseball and save your
Cor rail
Won can lose IT playing poker
Baseball has other benefits. Pay 2
few games and you will be perteclly
competent to wander OUT 70 d -
league park and tell the players there
fev things about how the game
should he DIaved By playing little
baseball yourself you become quahlleu
to can the umpire all the names you
Tennis is another grand little game
Not only does ii give you exercise, -.I ~
if provides an excuse for you TO wear
sneaker shoes and flannel clothes.
Football Is Fine Game.
Football is a form of exercise that
&c considered very beneficial by the
doctors. It is a fine game not only
for those who are aihng ana achey Due
also for those who have enemies. Z ~ ~,
ball provides more opportunities ~
even up old scores than any otner gaIl L,t
outside of hockey In footoaA apoul
40 pIays-maybe more take place place.
during each period There are LOU
periods That means that you he.s .
At least 100 chances to soak your zoe
when the referee isn't looking II the d1t,
referee is looking soak MN any lo, nv q
a1d tben excuse yourself by saying
that the excitement of the game tenn
| porarily unbalanced you.
In Hockey, Use a Club. n,e
Hockev-there's a lulu of game
fo,. c11ring Won. If you've got 4 groucn
simply use your club and work it OUT OUT
By hammering one Of the other s lin1!
on fine knob. In case you feel slch,
,rlona0a to irritate one Of the otneF
n ,,j,.-r,T You win be cured of thai ma.
aiiment just as soon as ne can ms sT Tno5
-.ent of contact all your aches anu
nains viii be cured-until the doctors
bring you out Of your state OF ,C coma
So why be sicllly?? Arouse your ser
Nrf-el1a in athletic contests, and SlNS
Old Methuselah battle for the Ions
life honOrs.