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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04

WITH The EXCHANGES.
A BIunder ~ be Averted.

II II be true. as stated. that Governor
Ferguson has expressed himself IN favor
Of materially rsiEcing the items in the
educational Appropriated bin for support
"f the extension apartments Of the uni
ver>ity and he agricultural c~siiege, on the
ground that the results heretofore have
not been proportionate to the amounts cx-
pended, the friends of those two great in
situations ought 10 omit no effort to con
vince him of his crrcr. To reduce The scope
or efficiency Of these bureaus would be- a
criou blow al the usefulness Of both ia
~titutiou~ anal would uuquc~iiunably b. Il
step backward IA i time when every con
sideration VI the states welfare, ~ well
as at the welfare 81 it, two greatest
schools. demands a forward movement
Houston Post.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04
Ice Cream.

nc.by 4 Hot Essay uu Il Cold Subject.
lee cream j. supposed a. bc cream that
has become icy owing to the Freezing re-
ception given il in the chilly kitchen oi
sweating hunmaityis friend The Free
ger.
But il isn't.
Washington NAV have cajoycd a. 60
lonial helping of the real thing. but hhd-
ing cream in Ice Cream J. like lamping
eight leaf clOvcrS on an iceberg. IL
couldn't be- did.
OF course there are rare instances
where the rule of rceze has been fixed
Ia include the milk'S butter half. One
e~xceptionally HadcS day ~ the summer
If ~ 4 man got careless aud celebrated
hi, Aluminium Anniversary with a gal
Ion of the genuine stun. but il spoiled
the guests taste for the regular 40 the
extent of their crossing him and the
miSsuS on the 'Baloo Book.
lee cream il usually Favored - YOU
won't miss the cream. Nanillcr j. THE
favoritc. Everybody likes vanillcr. But
no one knows Whether lis the Juice Of a
Fiji fruit. the cS>sncc Of 4 vagrant ycge.
table ar the sap from an imported tree.
4, Chocolate flavor j. featured u lot. ANY
. dINlNA viii iflt NFN tUNA Ns n NiNN hAAiN
yellow. Consequence the absence Of
yellow. or ice cream j. accordingly less
pronounced.
Another ~fayoritc brand j. the one
where the concoction j. Sprinklcd with
strawberry seeds 10 give il a berry Der
~ tempting look and taste.
II j. yer hard Ia get folks IL come ov-
err and help you with the tlb Of teasing,
pleasing. unfrcczing prelude 10 4 feast
in the %alcovc. NJ hOy'S past u complete
without a memory record Of a freezing
bee whore two dollars worth Of energy
frost bitten whey
was exchanged for two cents worth ~
summer and SundacS are SYNONYMS.
And SnndaeS hy the WAY. are strangely
carved sections Of Ice Gre m that have
been introduced IL ground (adicctiycD
walnutS. emhalmed cherries, or boiled 80
Goa. InriIr bananas are slit. Scrapcd
and included for an extra i%itncv.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04
Fiuhtinu fer Pure Ballot.

Several States have taken courage since
the federal conviction Of the election
crooks mt Tcrrr llautc aud several have
begun Il fight for cleaner ballots. That i
one IL the most pressing needs 81 the
country because every state h more or less
affiliated with such crooks. The fact that
some ~ thc ~u-callcd respectable" class
engage in the intamy a. no reason for
mercy The higher they are the heavier
thev should fan. A draguet Ia Texas
would land some whale-.-Corpus Christi
Democrat.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04
Papkika.

Which lust happ,il> 90 hr ln argument
the conductor aud the other club.
WHY a. Won use the words rolN u Ia
and StuduulN. - much?"
The are >ymholical of the trade like
reported to hr. said tu the reporter
who has been on the sick list 'woud not
give her name. AMI hut was soon rcNiN
cd ~ the pulmotur' IN YOUR profession.
Diaa't know | spelled column than way
tho
n can show YOU"
Go ahead"
There's one" turning over pages ~
files. There's another aud here r.
three III one DAYS service"
All but that was before I knew how O.
spell it,"
That doesn't make amy difference
the unconvcrtihlc fact remains"
Look a here" this from the con. who
j. wildly scanning The Society Notes
"You'vc GOT il. engaged e. Iii, partners
nephew. Nephew ~ masculine gender.
II beg your pardon"
Whats that"
Nephew il feline gender"
Niece j. famine but nephew never.
You're wrong again niece ~ ucu
III may be- but I'm not. - YOU can
meet me- ont back VI the barn after work
and We'll settle this i'm another manner
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04

And now they nave the suffrage
''melting pot. VA the New York suf-
fragc headquarters there are safely
stored away three biz brass iardinieres
filled with rich Jewels. silver and gold
spoons. trinkctS and one silver salad
fork. All the fruits of a six days cam
palgn. No. no. these are moi 10 be- rx-
changed for German Iron Cross rings.
The metal will ~ melted. and the pro-
ceeds will hr used in the campaign Of
the campaign Of the Empire state wo.
men for the right ~ vote.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04

NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS.

Subscribers in the city who fail to re-
eelve The Herald regularly are reques-
ted to notify the office promptly. All
papers delivered in the city should be
received, as a rule, not later than 4 As
TO D O'Clock p. m. Unless some accident
to the press or other untoward delay
occurs at the printing office, the paper
should be out not later than 4 80 and
the carries should complete their distri-
button, even TO the most distant suscri-
bers, within not less than an hour and
thirty minutes.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04
Supreme.

All. Moon of my delight hat looks for
rs again.
How oft hereafter will she wax and
Mancg
How oft hereafter will she. rising. look
Through this same garden and for one
in vain?
OMAR THE TENTMAkER."
Would that | were able Moon. 10 catch
thy mistic mission;
q. that | might feel the soul of Omar'>
psychic vision
Had | the gift Of khayyam Moon. no
music would bc wantig
Ia this my slice Of haSty song that's
prose that calls for chanting.
Thou star-cmbroidcrcd crescent floating
thro' the crystal awning
Ger the choppy Charles that blotS IL
self in yondcr awc>omc %yawning.
Wharf blackcd harbor %jutting out To-
where the tide H. flowing
Mixing waters salt with fresh to hold
the arc-light>' sowing.
The Laughing water underneath thy
Swallowed sun Scared presence
Changing into %quickcncd silver thy rays
of SomnolcSccnct.
tThc beginning of this epic was the best
that | could borrow
the presence" line has clipped my
wings Ill finish il tomorrow
Third section tomorrow
Old Man Perkins Says:
"PoteS air born. but u lot nv 'um git
over it,"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04
Many Physicians Expected to Attend.

Fort Worth. Texas. May 4.-Physicians
from over Texas and many widely known
ones from other states are expected here
during the three-day session Of the State
Medical association, which was 10 con
vene here today. Arrangements have been
made for entertaining the visitors, in
Guiding a number OF ladiys expected to ac-
Ampsny their husbands.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04

Two Marlin youths have determined
to walk Ia the san Francisco exposition.
How foolish a. walk when they could.
move 10 Brownsville. enter the Herald
contest and ct the round trip IN 4 Pull
man. with meals AID Il few bottles Of
the Herald expense.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04

Ii is really sad the picture Of Browns
ville's sanitary conditions that City
Health officer Lnrw placed before the
city council. and il appears that only
the wonderful climate prevents ranging
disease. Health II amy community.
most valuable asset. Why not use the
asset
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04

San Antonio Is having her election
troubles. and Tho papers declare that
the good name Of the city is being
'rnincd. With our fingers crossed. we
beg to advance the opinion that San
Antonio T. experiencing what Browns
villc-wcll, lets say. put 10 sleep; and
may il sleep. sleep. sleep.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04

..IloosicrS Invest S27 ono IN NueceS
County Land. the Corpus Christi De
Mocrat shouts. dear Democrat. Not
50 loud. Some things, You know. are
best left unSaid. and it appears this is
one Of thrm.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04

Rated among the meaneSt of men.
the fellow who rolls into his hotel oom
at | a. m. aud begins banging away on
\ typewriter. Shows energy perhaps,
but littlr concern for the sleepy neigh
Dor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04

Louisiana had 4 reform move in her
elections. This reform move started be-
fore the election. and following the
election the move was abandoned. Won
der who started IL, the ms or the
.sontS
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04

TIL River Charles hcz ben ,libcrd 10
more amachoor potes TIM emmy stream
in tn cast-not exceptin I'll Merry
mack"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04

Berlin passed 2 May day without
hearing socialist speakers and without
seeing the accompanying red flag. The
reason was perhaps a god one. The
socialists are all at the 'front.' figh'ing
for the German emperor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04
LRY AsSneIated Press.

Waco. Texas. May i-The annual neet-
INC of the State Fire MarshalS' a~~utiation
and the convention 81 the Texas Fl$men's
association were TO be held here third DAYS
beginning today.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04

"PrrSidrnt 1T Brazil recommends
compulsory military services says a
news dispatch. Just another good ma
ton gone wrong or else owns a Con-
gresham Gardner.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04

The city Of Houston u being urged
''to clean house for a health squad.
WHY not change il around and have
the health squad See that the cleaning
II done.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04
Or An Enuineer.

Their only son H. va the army.
Boston Globe.
Must b. a buglcr.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-05-04

We won Iapata.
We won tarrauZa.
We won Villa.
won Hunger.
won Disease.
| Death.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-14

AT this noint side trip can be made
to Juarez in old Mexico, where very
interesting trip can be given party
showing them an insight into Mexican
ways, customs and conditions the an
nouncement continues
Lv. Ell PasO. 500 ,. m, July l6
Ar Douglas ..----.1l:15 p. M July 10
Douglas is the center Of the copper
mining and smelling in the south vest;
special train parties are given an OPP
portunity TO visit the modern plant and
grounds Of the Copper Queen Smelling
company. one Of the largest and most
interesting shelters in the world, con-
tinues the story Of the itinerary
After Moose Sanitarium-
4 "get-Uogether" meeting OF Fl Paso
lodge viii be held tonight at the Moose
club. There will be a business meeting,
followed by an open meeting when the
matter Of conducting an effective cam
paign in the interest Of bringing the
proposed Moose sanitarium for tuber-
culars to FL PasO will be discussed
At the open meeting which starts at
.. m. a committee from the local
Eagles lodge composed Of James Con
nors, J. c. Perry, William Moran. ]. ID.
W. Doupe and George E. Ingersou viii
be present rendering its services IN the
campaign for the sanitarium- other
lodges of the city, it is understood. have
offered to cooperate.
Talks will be made tonight by Dr.
F p. Miller, Dr. R 3. HOman. Dr. I. J.
McCamant, exmayor c. E. Kelly and
county treasurer J. D. Ponder
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-14
Ell PASO HERALD
New York Bridges Don't Drip With Romance
But For Size They Take the Bake Shop

helping build il. The tallest ships can
pass under it without STOPPING and half
a million people a day fight their way
over il. We have no bridge Of signs
in this country. but for many years the
Brooklyn bridge was a bridge Of cries,
cuss words and battle as the commuters
fought for standing room on -
Eos many years the Brooklyn bridge
was the largest in the world But the
rush Of business has caused New York
city to build two much larger suspen-
sion bridges close to it. They are the
heaviest bridges in the world and ac-
cOmmOdate two story streets, full of
cars. automobiles and pedestrians, but
they are not as handsome as the old
bridge It doesn't pay to build hand
some bridges any more.
New York has also built a tremen-
dOus bridge farther north and the New
Haven railroad is building a bridge
across Hell Gate which will make the
casual observer rub his eyes and gasp
for figures. Some day also il will build
a bridge which will cross the half mile
wide Hudson river at one jump. Then
Americans who cross the Firth OF
Forth bridge in Scotland and the new
Quebec bridge viii be able to sigh hap
PLY and quote the span Of the Hudson
river bridge in accents which will cause
slow grinding OF teeth among the
BritOns.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-14
Of MOOSE
COMING JULY IS
Will Make Side Trips to
Cloudcroft and Juarez,
It Is Announced.

A special trainload OF Moose, among
the most prominent members Of the or
der in the United States. will visit FL
Paso, en- route to California on July Is.
Arrangements are being made for the
running Of special train from Moose
heart Ill, to san Diego for the con-
venience Of the supreme officers. past
supreme dictatOrs, and other officers
living east Of Mooseheart. This train
will contain the supreme dictator and
the officers Of Mooseheart and Will
leave MOOseheart on July II or IS, af-
ter a day spent in inspecting the
grounds. Past supreme dictators and
other officers living east of Moose
heart have been invited TO participate
in this train. which will run APPROX
mately on the following schedule:
Nv. Chicago ----.-- sos D. m. July Il
Ar. Kansas City .1O:I5 a m, July Is
Nv. Kansas City.-..10:45 a m, July Is
Ar. AlamogordO ---.11;23 a m, July 16
Special arrangements can be made
for party if desired. to make free side
trip TO the famous southwest resort.
ClOudcroft, located among the clouds
in the Sacramento mountains" the an
nouncement says
Lv. Alamogordo ...11:2s q m, July 15
Ar. Ell PasO. ........ 1:45 p m, July 16
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-14

4 MERICA has very few historic
"A bridges It does not seem to have
L - been the fashion for American
history to coagulate around the struc-
lures which span our rivers Perhaps
this is because a great deal Of Amer
ica's history was finished before we got
around to the job of building our
bridges.
The American tourist can find no
bridges dripping with romance. but if
ne loves to look at big, majestic
things, he can soak his soul in size in
a very satisfactory manner New York
city is famous for many things. in
GLIDING the finest collection Of masto-
donic bridges in the world
This is because New York lies on
both sides of the East river. The East
river is only a third of a mile wide,
but it is so crowded with shipping that
there is no room in it for bridge piers
1t thus became necessary quarter OF
a century ago to build a bridge which
would cross the river without stopping
on the way for breath Millions of
authorities rose up eagerly and said 1t
couldn't be done. But John ROebling
thought differently and he built the
Brooklyn bridge-the most famous
bridge in America This bridge con-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-14
SHEERS-LAZENBY co. BUYS
LAURIE HARDWARE COMPANY

Another big hardware house viii
open here when the Sheers-LaZenby
company reopens in the Bassett build
ing after absorbing the Laurie Hard
ware company The purchase Of the
latter company was made Thursday and
the Sheers-Lazenby company started
moving from its old place on Mills
street to the big store at the corner
Of Mills and Stanton streets.
The Sheers--L1Zenby company has
been incorporated for $4,000 and plans
to expand at the new business location
as the business increases
The purchase Of the old Laurie com
panv was made from I. +. Elder, presi-
dent Of the company, and includes the
stock. fixtures and lease on the DIG
business room J. NJ Sheers, who or
Canfzed the original Sheers-Lazenby
company, Will continue as general man
aver of the company.
J. A Potter. vice president Of the
Potter Drug Co, has sold his interest
in the company to other stockholders
and has taken complete charge OF the
Potter Confectionery Co.
The drug store viii remain under
the management of ". G. Payne, who
has managed il for four years J. T.
Rice, secretary and treasurer OF the
company, will remain in that position.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-14
Bedtime Story For the Little Ones
Uncle Wiggily and Nurse James Hat"
By HOWARD B. GARIS.

Well. now. listen, as the telephone
girl says. On the way home in his
auto, with Nurse James hat. Uncle
Wiggily was chased by the bad old tail
pulling chimpanzee monkey. No mat
ter how fast the rabbit gentleman
made his auto go the chimp was right
after him.
This is the time I pull your tail"
cried the bad creature. Uncle Wiggily
did not know what TO do. He thought
if he could only scare the monkey it
would be all right
But what can I scare him WITH
Uncle Wiggily asked himself Hal I
have it Nurse James hatr'
Quickly taking the new bonnet from
the box, Uncle Wiggily put il on in
place Of his tall silk hat Then the
rabbit gentleman turned, and gave one
look at the chimpanzee monkey.
And when the bad tail-pulling chap
saw the hat with the moss and the
cabbages and turnips and ferns and
little trees. and the pussy willows and
the cat tails. that chimpanzee monkey
turned a back sOmersault and cried:
Good night There must be forty
'leven animal ladies in Uncle Wiggily's
auto, with all those hats on. This is
no place for mel' Quickly he ran
away, not even stopping TO pull a kites
tail
Yes" said Uncle Wiggily. as he put
Nurse James hat back in the box,
that is some bonnetr'
But Nurse Jane liked Il very much.
and wore il to the surprise party that
night, which teaches US that one fee
cream cone does not make a SNOWFALL
And II the little mouse doesn't get
lost when IL plays croquet with the
moth balls I will tell you next about
Uncle Wiggily and the moving pictures.
-Copyright. 1915, by Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-14
The Easiest Way
To End Dandruff

There is one sure way that never
fails to remove dandruf completely and
that is to dissolve it. This destroys
it entirely To do this. just get about
four ounces Of plain, ordinary liquid
arvon; apply it at night when retiring:
use enough to moisten the scalp and
rub it in gently with the finger tips.
BY morning. most If not all. of your
dandruff will be gone. and three or
four more applications viii complete
ly dissolve and entirely destroy every
single sign and trace Of it, no matter
how much dandruff you may have
You viii find. too. that all itching
and digging of the scalp will stop in
stautly, and your hair will be fluffy
lustrOus. glossy, silky and soft. and
look AMI feel hundred times better.
You can get liquid arvon at any drug
store 1t is Inexpensive, and four
ounces is all you viii need This sim
pie remedy has never been known to
ail-Advertisement.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-14

'.II' vrites= ''How may I regain my
strength Have been FL for six months.
but am well again now. only that I'm so
weak and thin should weigh forty-ifve
pounds more"
Answer: You will find Just the proper
tonic and flesh producer you require by
using regularly three grain hypo-nuclane
tablets. They build up strength, health and
flesh have prescribed them many times
and they are highly recommended
Grey writes: My hair is coming out.
I have dandrUff and itching scalp What
may j do TO overcome this condition"
Answer ] always recommend the use OF
PLAIN yellow minyoI 10 restore the scalp 10
healthfuI condition and overcome dandruff
and falling hair. Aiinyol contains no alcohol
10 dry the hair and make II brittle It is
the best hair and scalp tonic I know or
=
Magyar writes. MY mind seems TO he
getting weak as result OF the impoverished
condition OF my blood, and my whole system
seems to be losing strength fast Please
-uggest something 7 may take TO relieve
this depressed condition. and restore 10 my
system new life and energy and ambition
feel 20 years older than I am. Up TO a
Few months ago I hardly knew what it was
TO feel
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-14
The Daily Novelette,
SIXTEEN Knots AHOT.

1.-THE Dingfillis was cutting merrily
through the Bistongle strait.
- Waiter ordered s Crew
Loose, looking critically over the card,
bring me a pint bottle Of Sraussber-
ger and a quart Of Yenklesbrau-"
Yves, sir" said the waiter IN
easily.
Now on all ships OF the East. Polish
Lloyd line, the orders are, to procure
whatever the passengers demand. so
the waiter rushed TO the pOrtlight
kitchenette, there the steward was.
That rich American wants some
wines that we don't carry-Straussber
ger and Yenklesbrau" he painted.
What shall do2 He says they're on
the wine card"
"Straussberger and Yenklesbrau?
Never heard OF 'em," cried the steward.
and rushed off TO where the captain
was pacing the Delaying deck.
The rich American wants Strauss
berger and Yenklesbrau wine," he
gasped. The waiter said he read it
off the wine card
Wine your marine cuttlefish-"
roared the captain. THE boob land
lubber is reading the passenger list"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-14
IA YEARS Ago Today
Prom The Herald Of This
Date, 1901.

Manager Lester ". Crawford. OF the
Amusement Syndicate Co, is in che CITY
with prosposition to build a new
auditorium for FL Paso. To a Herald
reporter he said today. 1T is nv pur-
pose and intention to build a modern
theater in FL PasO, providing the en-
terprising citizens Of the city Will aid
me in the undertaking. Everyone ad-
mlts the necessity and advantage Of
such an enterprise and have met with
much substantial announcement al
ready. We don't want a cheap affair.
but modern, uptOdate auditorium
with sufficient seating capacity to ac-
comodate the future as well as the
present needs OF the citv."
Joe oualey. the well known Chihua-
hua mining man, left today for Chicago.
Arthur Ketch has gone to Beaumont
on business and viii be away several
weeks.
D. II. Goodrich. who recently bought
the street franchise. returned to New
York today.
The Border Rifles are making ex-
tensive preparations for their monthly
hop tonight.
Charles Hunt returned from Chihua-
hua today, bringing with him a train
load Of cattle.
The County Medical society Will meet
tonight in the city hall and transact
routine business.
seven cars or 1lne hogs for the Los
Angeles market went out over the
Southern Pacific today.
The second Of the two standpipes
which the G. H & s A. is having placed
here, was being built today
Several OF the carpenters employed
at the X c. shelter struck today be-
cause their request for more pay had
been denied by the company officials.
Gen. Juan Hernandez left for his
nome oh nun nrTg This rrTnwmfwnH aFrar
having spent several weeks visiting
here The Chihuahua band returned
with him.
Today was a banner day in the cat
tie receipts Of FL Paso. The record was
broken and more cattle were received
here than in any other day in the his
tory of the city. Three solid trains came
in from Mexico.