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The herald., 1915-09-02

-When us IN our favor, Mawruss, il
amt no mistake!"
well formulated plans for the firing Of
Miss Cohen were shattered at once.
OH! he said lamely. Thank you,
Miss Cohen. I'll make a memorandum
of it."
He went over to the commercial
agency book and scanned three or four
pages with an unseeing eye. Then he
repaired to the sample room, where
Abe sat finishing his cigar.
well, Mawruss," said Abe, his face
wreathed in malicious grin. you
made a quick job of it."
Morris scowled.
II amt spoken to her yet" be grunt-
ed. Il got little gumption. Abe-a
little consideration and common sense.
| don't throw out my dirty water until
i get In clean"
Abe pulled slowly before replying.
81 seen some people. Mawruss." he
said. what sometimes throws out per-
fectly clean water and gets some dirty
water In exchange. Mawruss." He
threw away the stump of his cigar.
The herald., 1915-09-02

Ike Feinsilver, of the Hamsuckett
mills. is going to marry Miss Cohen?'
you guessed it right, Abe" Morris
replied.
And who fixed it up?" said Abe.
Morris slapped his chest proudly.
81 did" he replied.
Abe smoked on in silence.
You done smart piece of work.
Mawruss, | must say" he admitted.
likes good Teller. and Miss Cohen'l
make him a good wife, even if she amt
a good bOokkeeper. Also. we done a
! good turn TO Max Cohen. | bet he's
| pleased. l wonder he amt been around
yet
| Hardly had the words issued from
Mr.. POtash's mouth. when the store
| door opened to admit n short. thick
set person and then closed again with
bang that threatened every pane of
| glass In the vicinity.
Mr.. Cohen" Abe cried, what a
pleasure this is. | congratulate YOU"
Mr.. Cohen withdrew his hand from
Abes cordial grasp.
you congratulate me. hey?" he
said, with slow and ironic emphasis.
"Mawruss Perlmutter also congradu-
lates me-what?" He fixed the I'M
happy Norris with a terrible glare.
Don't congratulate me-" he went on.
Congratulate Ike FeinSilver and
Beckie Cohen He gathered force as
he proceeded. Fools" he continued
In rapid crescendo. "Meddlers. You
spill my blood. You ruin me. I'm a
millionaire, you tell Feinsilver. I've
got nothing to do with my money but
that | should throw it away"
Mister Cohen" Morris protested
you'll make yourself sick"
I'll make you SICK" Cohen reioiped.
III make for you blue eye too. Five
thousand dollars l got to give her"
Abe whistled involuntarily.
Il should think $1,000 would be plen-
ty," he suggested.
Max Cohen turned on him with an
other glare
"What!' he shrieked Am 1 beg
gar! Should | give my niece a miser-
able $1,000? Amt l got no pride? I
got to make it $1,000" He paused
while his Imagination dwelt on the
magnitude Of this colossal sum. Five
thousand dollars" he shrieked again.
and business the way it is!''
Mr.. Perlmutter laid a soothing palm
on Cohen's shoulder.
But, Mr.. Cohen" he said, what can
we do? Why should you tell us all
this?
Mr.. Cohen shook off Morris caress.
You're right" he said. "Why should
l tell you all this? l didn't come here
to tell you this l come here to tell Won
something else. l come here to tell
you to cancel all orders what / give
you; also If you or your salesman conn
by my place ever again look out. that's
all. The way feel it now I'll murder
you. He turned to leave "And an
other thing" he concluded, zone thing.
you can depend on it. So far what /
can help it you don't sell one dollars
worth of goods to any Of my friends
never no more"
Again the door banged explos,vely.
and Mr. Cohen was gone.
That's what comes Of not Winding
your own business" said Abe. I've
lose good customer and maybe sew
eral good customers. We lose a good
bookkeeper, too, Mawruss; one what
mas been with us for five years, and
also we are out wedding present"
i meant it good" Morris protested.
\ done 1t for the best. 1t says in the
Talmud, Abe. that We are commanded
to promote marriages"
The herald., 1915-09-02
Her Own Business.

Inc charming young woman who
expected to be married soon. went to
the registration book for the first
time. The man in charge asked:
with what party do you expect to
De afhliated?" That's none of your
business she replied. IF | have to
tell his name I'm not going to regis
ter, so there"
The herald., 1915-09-02
Sizing Up Baby.

Which side Of the house do You
think the baby resembles most?"
proudly asked young Popjoy. Well
n nm answered Smith. Il can't see
that he looks so very much like the
side OF a house. Home
Companion.
The herald., 1915-09-02
Near-Siqhtedness.

Many people believe that a child
may be born near-sighted, but this is
not the case. Near-sishtedness al
ways results from strain, and in the
great majority of cases can be pre-
vented, or at least kept down to low
degrees.
The herald., 1915-09-02
Not Too Euotistjc.

Little sister was gazing at the mir
ror very admiringly, it seemed to big
sister, who remarked, severely and
sarcastically, Think you're pretty,
don't you?" "Oh. no." said little sis
ter, I'm just half and half"
The herald., 1915-09-02
Well, What Do Thew Do7

Expert says that, writer's to the con.
trary notwithstanding, bullets neither
whine. hiss. howl, hum nor whisper.
Very well. Majority will take the ex.
pert's word for it.-New York Evening
The herald., 1915-09-02
Lazy Folk.

Even ef some folks knowed dar
wuz a free possum farm in de mex
wori," said Brother Williams. "dey
wouldn't be In no hurry ter git dar.
fer fear dey'd halter climb q tree ter
git Q possum."-Atlanta Constitution,
The herald., 1915-09-02
The Best Of References

Mrs. Hiram Daly-"Can you get a
reference from your last employer"
Applicant-"Shure I can. I've been
workin' for meself for the past six
months, an I recommend meself to
yez very highly."
The herald., 1915-09-02
Show Respect for Bee.

Attention Is called to the fact that
no one ever seems to think of a bee
as bug. Insect 10 about the worst
thing they ara ever c.I,>l
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years will in all probability be resumed
next season.
The extinguishment Of the beach
front lights at half past ten each even
ing has caused considerable dissatis-
faction in the hotel colony. People de-
sire to remain on the boardwalk until
eleven O'Clock and when they 90 to the
theatre they do not like to Ego home in
the dark" The association will I'M
doubtedly meet the demands of the
hotel folk and keep its beach lights
burning until nearly midnight.
In all probability Nine. Ernestine
-Heink, the famous con-
tralto. will sing in the Ocean Grove
Auditorium Labor Day night. She has
always been the most popular grand
opera star who appears in Ocean Grove
and d capacity house can be depended
upon whenever she appears here.
Great preparations are being made
for the rendition Of the Messiah" the
great oratorio, which will be given in
the Ocean Grove Auditorium Saturday
evening, August p. There will be over
1000 singers in this oratorio.
The thirteenth annual convention of
the Ocean Grove branch Of the Inter
national Sunshine Society was held
during the middle of the week in the
young peoples temple. Rev. Dewitt c.
Cobb Of Trenton presided.
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Belmar.

Belmar, y. j.. Aug. Summer Wis
itors at Belmar have been varying
their life at the shore this week by
chartering fishing boats and entertain
ing friends with a days sport at the
fishing banks. On Wednesday five
craft made trips of this sort. Mr.. and
Mrs. Harold s. Bracket, of New York,
made an excursion down the coast TO
Bay Head yesterday. As guests they
had Miss Hortense Gait, Miss Flor
ence Varney and Arthur W. Dudley,
Of Brooklyn Other sojourners enter
tanning friends with short fishing
cruises this week were Mr. and Mrs.
L. Franklin Aldridge, Charles VI. Alex
ander and Thomas L. Northrup
Tennis teams divide their time be-
tween the Inlet Terrace courts and
those of the Carleton Hotel, where
Labor Day tournaments will be a
feature On the latter courts Thurs
day afternoon Miss Dorothy S. Stad-
Ter and Andrew L. Graham defeated
Miss Helen Christopher and Carl
Humphreys, of New York, in an excit-
ing match. %, g and 81. In
a fast singles Henry Cartwright won
over Truman p Morris, of New York,
By "a, IS. 80 and "a.
Miss Cynthia Hassler entertained
with a card party Thursday evening
al the Inlet Terrace Club, in honor Of
Miss Clair Adams, of Lynchburg, Va.
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Monticello

Monticello, n. Y, Aug. IA big
crowd was out for the Boosters Club
night of horror last evening. The af
fair was a masquerade ball, and there
were fifty prizes awarded. On Tues
day evening the annual masque charity
ball was held at the Frank Leslie.
Monticello fremen are to hold clam
bake in the near future, and it is
probable that it will be in connection
with the Saturday afternoon matinee
races at the Driving Park. Sojourners
here are looking forward to the Sui
Ivan County fair, which is held here
during the last four days of August.
Miss Anna Entelman. of New York,
is here for several weeks. Miss Vera
Milan and Father Edward Milan, of
New York, are being entertained by
Mrs. VI. Toohey Mr. and Mrs William
A. Doyle and family, of Brooklyn, are
sojourning at the Park View. William
Dougherty is here from New York City
for a few weeks.
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Liberty. \. Y, Aug. All arrange
ments are completed for the two car
nival DAYS which are to be held here
on Wednesday and Thursday of this
week The Business Mems Association
and the Civic Club have been at work
all the week on the different parades
and attractions, with the result that
there will be plenty of time left for
anything which may arise between now
and the celebration days.
A band concert at 10 o'clock Wednes-
day morning will open the festivities
of the day. At II will occur the an
nual automobile hill climb, five events
fifteen prizes, and the club trophy con-
test, which will be held under the aus
pices of the Sullivan County Automo-
bile Association. No entry fee viii be
charged. At , in the afternoon will
be the parade of decorated automo-
biles, three classes, with twelve
prizes. The baby parade and the
coaching parade and the GROWING OF
the Goddess of Liberty" previously
elected by popular vote, will be other
afternoon features of the first day.
In the evening there will be carnival
and dance in the Liberty House ball
room.
A baseball game will be played at
the new athletic field at 10 o'clock on
the morning of the first day. At II
will occur the annual inspection OF
the Liberty Fire Department and at
. in the afternoon will begin the grand
fremen's pageant in which over forty
fire companies from towns and villages
near by will compete. Al in the even
ing there will be display OF hre-
works costing $500 at the new athletic
field. This is to be followed by car
nival in the Liberty House Casino. The
biggest crowd in the history OF the
village is expected TO attend and prep
arations have been made 70 accom-
modate 10000 persons.
On Wednesday evening big crowd
was out for the euchre pinochle ana
dance for the benefit OF 81. Peter
Roman Catholic Church. The affair was
held at the Liberty House.
Many hundred soJourners gathered
for the band concerts held Monday and
Friday evenings at the Liberty House
Square and at the corner of Main and
John streets.
Miss Alice Sullivan, of Manhattan Is
sojourning at Washington Miss lsa-
belle Wright. of New York, is stopping
AT the Nichols for the summer. Mr..
ard Mrs. s. H. Downey, Miss Gertrude
Downey. Miss Alma Downey and MISS
Louise Hegelman. OF New YORK are
soiourning at the Hall House. Mr.. ana
Mrs. {. Schooner, of New YORK, were
entertained last week by Mr.. and Mrs.
Walter LamerauX. James A. Roach
of New York City, rs summerlng AZ
the Gildersleeve Homestead. Mr.. and
Mrs. George Stoddard have been en-
pertaining Mr.. William II. Clark. OF
New York. Rev George Tamblyn, of
Snug Harbor, L. l., is sojourning at the
GRAY Farm. on the upper Ferndsle
road. Mrs. VI. L. De Whynis. of Man
haitian. is summering az the Fitch Cot
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Elijah thGOWEA

Elizabethtown, n. Y, Aug. The
owners of automobiles arriving here in
large numbers over the Quebec Miami
Highway are well pleased over a noti-
ication received by william S. Kellogg,
manager of the Windsor Hotel, to the
effect that the immigration Department
of the Canadian Government has
authorized the announcement that its
Office in no way interferes with bona
tide tourists and that all DESTROYS Of
passing through il en- route to other
points or visiting in Canada will be ac-
corded the same courteous treatment
as in the past and that passports are
not required
The annual tournament of the Cobble
Hill Golf Club, which opens to-day, has
brought 20 this resort a larger number
of good golf players than any previous
event of the kind. The principal events
of the tournament, which will continue
until Labor Day, are the contests for
the Garondah cup, presented by Erman
j. Rldgeway, publisher Of "EverybOdy's,
who has a summer home here; the
Windsor cup. presented by Henry s
Duncan, proprietor Of the Windsor
Hotel; the Deer's Head Inn cup, pre-
sented by BENJAMIN F. Stetson, pro-
prietor of that hotel: the club cham
pionshlp and the women's champion
ship. Play for the Garondah cup starts
on Thursday, Aug. -. The Windsor
cup will be played for in a miniature
tournament on Monday, Aug %. and
the Deer's Head Inn cup in a similar
tournament on Wednesday, Aug. %
The club championship and the wom-
ems championship will be played from
Aug. 10 TO 81. In the former there are
cups for the winner, the runner-up and
the winner of the second eight, and in
the latter cups for the winner and run
ner-up only. Next Tuesday there Is 90
be a miniature tournament for a cup
offered by Henry 5. Duncan, who also
gives cup for a mixed foursome TO be
played on Monday. Aug. Is.
The tennis players have been prepar-
ing all week for the tournament 70
open on Monday. Two cups have been
offered by Henry 5. Duncan, proprietor
Of the Windsor. and the committee in
charge includes Miss Siege, Miss
Struse, Henry Struse and Won R.
Phelps, who are spending the season az
the Windsor.
One Of the recent recruits 20 the
ranks OF the golf players at the Wind
sor is State Senator William NJ. Ben
nett Of New York. who has Joined his
friend. George II. Siege. at that hotel
Senator Bennett also takes an active
Interest IN horseback riding and walk
inc.
Ben Franklin, VINO is at Deer's Head
Inn with Mrs. Franklin and their son
for the season, is busy arranging for
the presentation on Aug. ls az the open
air theatre on the Cobble Hill golf
links OF the Tanning Of the Shrew'
and Twelfth Night" TO be given BIZ
the Ben Greet players.
T. B. Mcclure. WY =
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We stport

Westport -on-Lake Cham plain, y. Y,
Aug. THAT deer will be plenty
throughout the Adirondack region is
the belief of a number of veteran
sportsmen making their headquarters
at Westport Inn. Upon fishing and
automobile expeditions that have taken
them into the interior Of the Adron-
dacks traces Of deer have been found,
and in several instances the animals
themselves have been encountered. The
! season for deer opens October /, and
number of the lovers OF the sport
plan TO remain here until then.
A period of wet weather has brought
JOY to the hearts of the fishermen, for
the sport was never better than now.
Big catches of pike and bass are being
made. f. Bacon. of New York, who
is spending the season with his family
at Skenewood, is high hook of the week.
His catch of pike was twenty, and ia
addition he took ten bass.
A large number of pike were taken
| by a party including guests at West
| port Inn and members Of the cottage
colony. who were the guests of Mr.. and
| Mrs. ". T. Bradley on a fishing eX-
petition aboard Mr. Bradley's cruiser,
/ the Benamy.
Miss Edna MacMartin of New YORK.
! who has been successful in interesting
members of the summer colony in
series of afternoon teas for the benefit
! of the Tribune Fresh Air fund and
/ other charities, has been Joined al the
| Shelly cottage by Miss Virginia Guild,
| Mrs. Mary Z. Guild and Miss Helen
Tyler Brett, of New York.
Walker b. Beale, one Of the most
prominent of the tennis and golf play
ers, has returned to Westport Inn for
the season. His mother. Mrs. H. B.
Beale, and Blair Lee are also among
the recent arrivals.
J. p. Blair of New York. winner last
year of the Patureau trophy in the golf
! contests on the Westport course, has
, returned to Westport Inn, accompanied
by Mrs. Blair and will take part in
/ the August tournaments.
James Lenox Banks, jr., who has
! Joined his parents, Mr.. and Mrs James
| LenoX Banks. of New York. az the Gar
den cottage. Westport Inn, made the
/ trip from New York by automobile. Mr.
Banks is accompanied by Ransom Noble,
F also Of New York.
Oville Harold, well known tenor
/ singer, is among those from New York
who have been making Westport head
/ quarters during the week Mr. Har-
rold, who is accompanied By Mrs. Har-
rold is seeking a favorable site oil
which TO erect a summer home and is
impressed with the advantages OF
Westport
Charles +. Sampson and Miss Ger
trude Sampson. of Tuxedo Park, recent
" reached Westport Inn.
Miss Garrettson. of New York. has
returned for her annual visit at West
port Inn. In a series Of daily carriage
trips she is covering the various routes
centring here.
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Labor Day. It is to be held by the
united lodges Of Newark of the United
Workmen of New Jersey. The outing
will be the twenty-siXth to Asbury
Park conducted by this fraternity.
This is called the lucky excursion. as
only once out of the twenty-siX times
il has come here has the pleasure of
its members been marred By lnclement
weather.
Plans are being perfected by the New
Monterey, Asbury Parks largest hotel,
for an elaborate ball which vii. be CIV.
en- later in the month in honor Of
the Commissioners Of Asbury Park.
The lucky number contest held there
last evening was largely attended.
Fully 500 people attended the formal
dance held this evening. The Amer
can Red Cross musical, held IN the
spacious music room Thursday evening,
was patronized by a fashionable throng
from the hotel and cottage colonies.
One of the most fashionable lunch
cons of the season was given TINS week
at the New Metropolitan Hotel by
Mrs. Evans Sharpe in honor OF Mrs.
Townsend Jones Underhill. The faVors
were French enamel bonnet baskets.
Among the guests invited to meet Mrs.
Underhlll were mrs. george bui llildiii'
Mrs. John c. Palmateer, Mrs. Milan
Ross, Mrs Emily Townsend, Mrs.
Henry c. Winsor Mrs. Leon X. Will
man. Mrs. J. Z. Jackson and Mrs. How
ard Paschall
f. T. Savage, of New York; Miss Rose
Faust. of Brooklyn. and Miss Emily
Rohkel. of New York, were the winners
of the New Metropolitan's annual ten
mis- tournament on the hotel courts.
One of the most striking functions
Of the season was the rainbow ball held
this evening in the spacious ballroom
of the Lafayette Hotel. 1t was az
tended by nearly 500 people, who no;
only danced in the ballroom but IN
the rose salon and upon the broad YER
andas. The display Of gowns was very
beautiful and appropriate; The young
er set always enjoys the entertain
ments given by this hosiery.
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Allenhurst

Allenhurst, n. j., Aug. THE ex-
IRENE heat early in the week made
bathing in the ocean and pool the most
attractive diversion for visitors. Ten
mis- has also PLAYED an important part
in the entertainment programme, tour
namentS being played at the Casino
courts on the ocean front and on the
courts 0. the Allenhurst Club. At the
Casino +. Cart won the class A event
by defeating f. Gumaer, and Class b
contest was won by viii Davis, who de-
feated Tom Davis Theodore S. Cart
won the Allenhurst Club title.
The annual masquerade and fancy
dress ball will be held at the Allen
hurst Club next Wednesday evening.
All the dancers must appear IN costume
to gain entrance 10 the affair. The
committee in charge of the event is
composed Of James A Mcguire, Will
lam f. Selby, William r. Delehanty,
David T. Leahy. Donald McAleenan and
Joseph B. Murray.
The governing body of Allenhurst
has determined that the practice OF res
idents who garb themselves in bathing
aDparel and walk from their homes to
the beach must stop. There has been
an ordinance against this for years, but
not until lately was any real effort
made TO stop the practice. Notices
calling attention 10 the ordinance have
been posted along the beach front and
the police have been instructed 10 ar
rest all violators.
In honor Of their daughter Madeline's
eighteenth birthday anniversary, Mr..
and Mrs. William Casper entertained
with a dinner party this week at
Bridgewater Inn, Pleasure Bay. Among
the guests were Miss Florence Hollan-
der, Miss Helen Stein, Miss Gertrude
Cummings. Miss Evelyn kirkpatrick.
Miss Marion Harding, Miss Margaret
Eranke and Miss Dorothy Russell.
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Carnival Month Now
Rules at Asbury Park
Large Number of Entries for Baby Paade-Second Maic
for Royal Court Selected-Angler Lands Six
Foot Shark with Rod and Reel

Asbury Park, y. J., Aug 7.-Carnival
month has arrived and with il thou
sands Of vacationists who are inter
ested in the Silver Jubilee carnival
which will be held during the next
three weeks and which includes the
browning Of Queen Titania, the court
ball, lake carnivals and the celebrated
baby parade. lnaugurated twenty-five
years ago this season by Founder
James A. Bradley.
These events are set for the present
month because Of the thousands Of va
cauonlStS who come here al this period
OF the year. They were prepared months
ago and are the most spectacular pag-
eants Of their kind held in any resort
IN the United States.
The baby parade will be particularly
interesting this year and the number
OF entries will be very large. The
prizes, which are now on display, repre-
sent thousands of dollars and vary
from small drinking cup to pony
and cart.
During the week there has been much
plesSurable anticipation IN the hotel
colony over the announcement OF the
members Of Queen Titania's court and
much conjecture as to the identity Of
her royal highness, whose name Will
not be announced for several days yet.
Inc selection of the second maid of
the royal court was announced to-day.
enc is Miss Margaret Mildred Deni-
'horne, the eighteen-year-o daughter
e Mr.. and Mrs. Albert DenithOrne, OF
. Beverly Street. Newark. Miss Denl-
lhorne Is brunette and is one Of the
popular graduates of the South Side
hlgh School Of Newark. Her father Is
tthe president Of the Lehigh Wilkes
psrre Coal Company Of New Jersey and
tthey are spending the summer at the
81 Nicholas Hotel, Asbury Park.
=, An attractive and unusual feature Of
me carnival fetes will take place August
10 at the coronation OF Queen Titania
~. IN the beautiful Arcade Pier when
queen Titania XIV, Miss Virginia
hope Kelsey. accompanied by her
prncesses, Miss Louise Roebling and
MISS Marie Winsor, will turn over her
crown and sceptre TO her successor
siter one years charming and pros
porous reign over the sprites and fair
es OF her magic kingdom.
Inc largest FISH ever caught from the
hsoury Park beach with a rod and reel
was landed this week by Frank q.
Ernst, a member of the local fishing
club II was a blue nose shark which
weighed 1874 pounds, was 6 feet II
!leneS IN length and 2 feet 10 inches
gfth. A Is thread line was used
An excursion numbering 5000 people
VIII increase the great crowds here