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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-09

NEW YORK, June 9--MIss Anne
Morgan daughter of the famous 2 d
nancier, has thrown down the gage
of battle TO the hordes OF Broadway
tango inyestigators and upEfters
who have cast reflections upon the
strand roof gardenI She denies
heatedly that the garden closed be
cause the various uplifrers turned
cold shoulders upon It
On account of the criticisms that
MISS Morgan had received because. OF
her correction with the dancing place
which was aimed to give wholesome
atmosphere to the night life OF Broad
way. the heiress IS very much peeved-
Every kind of uplift society you
can mention" she says, asks me for
money. Well-rhey viii wait a long
time before they get any more from
me-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-09

That sound of wa1hng and weeping
1T is a New York paragrapher
speaking-ts the Hon; Bin Barnes,
reading the sad head11ne: Roosevelt
Cracks a Rib!'
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-09

a sigh of relief she took the letter to
the mail chute. lust as It was about
to slip from her fingers the words
dashed through her mind Let It
go." After many futile attempts to
reach her employer, she put Il back
In the desk. She was wrong. OF
course. or there would be no story.
She should have mailed the letter,
letter but what was the poor girl TO
.do2
Alfred w. Mccain. than whom
there is no whomer asa pure foodiss.
has been waging war for cheap.
pure and fresh dsh IN the Globe The
Globes leading story each day reeks
of the fish market and the toothSome
porgSes One INSPIRED writer has
written the following pIscator1a1 car
roll on McCann,s activities. which was
printed IN contemporary:
Beautiful porgies. large as whales.
Covered over with honest scales,
Caught by McCann, what more could
one wish.
Fish Of the evening. beautiful fish!
Haddock and duke are all the rage. J;
Beating the war to the Globes drst
page, !.
Only nickel from dealer to dish.
Fish OF the evening. beautiful fish
RYNI-s ~S~r
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-09

Only nickel from dealer to dish.
Fish OF the evening. beautiful fish
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-09

Mr.. and MS. Omar darlington and
Miss zeima DARLINGTON; spent Sum
day In Salem.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-09
practical Painters Like t.
MARIETTA ssAUR0R

It's iustTIght for econonaIe
vet covers well, giving a smoo1
that is integral part of HleSl
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-09

-CIafFSOu1& NaOI S0I,OVV- =
The total amount OF claims paid
during the year In the leading cities
of west Virginia were as follows.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
Elephant Office Boy.

A few years ago, when Lord Duff
FERN became viceroy of India, among
his gifts was young elephant whose
tusks had been sharpened and who
had been taught to open the daily
mail of his master. Oriental rulers in
all ages sought collections of wild ami
males whose savage instincts have in
some way been overcome and made to
do the bidding of man. In 1897 the
people of Beirut saw wonderful col
lection of tanned animals sent by the
negus Of Abyssinia to the former sui
tan of Turkey. / once helped tame a
small bear from Mount Hermon until
he was as playful as kitten, though
not easily handled by reason of his
strength. The promise in this reign
of peace is not the extirpation of
predatory animals, but having their
habits and instincts changed Chris
tan Herald
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
Not Asleep.

Comments by the bishop of London
doctor Ingram) on the falling birth
rate we're quoted by counsel in case
when Judge Cluer interposed, What
has the bishop to do with it? He IS
not married. Example is better than
precept"
And when doctor remarked, IN gn
ing evidence, that everything is pos
sibIe." Judge Cluer replied, mo, it IS
not: or many man would like to I'M
do what he has DONE" While, when
counsel put a question to witness
twice. he was sharply rebuked by the
Judge, who said, eff you see me asleep.
tell me; but do not assume it by ask
ing questions twice"
It was Judge Cluer, too, who once
dryly retorted. when a prisoner SAID
'I am only speaking the truth You
must not take unusual exercises here.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
MODERN NEEDS IN EDUCATION
Writer in Medical Journal Has Started
a Controversy That May Be
Worth While.

A writer in the New York Medical
Journal asks the thought-provoking
question:: Us boy who goes through
private boarding school in New Eng
land and then spends four years in a
costly dormitory OF large university
a real Americana"
This inquiry would have been an
even more fertile field of controversy,
says the New York Times, if the ques-
toner had characterized the private
school as one that laboriously initiates
the customs and as laboriously at.
tempts to import the traditions" of
the ancient institutions that in Eng
land are called public schools in dis
tinction from board schools. Some of
us think that the American ''headmas-
tiers" who do the initiating and import
ing make a grave mistake-that what
a school needs is not traditions" or
customs in harmony with past condi-
lions and, therefore, necessarily dis
cordant with those of the present, but
continuous readjustment to the now
and the to be. 1t may be picturesque
and interesting to be out of date, but
progress, too, has its charms, and
change is not always for the worse.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
Nose Neglected.

''It's a funny thing" said the doc
tor, that the average man pays less
attention to the most prominent fea.
ture Of his face than to any other
part of his countenance. Yes, it's the
nose I'm speaking Of We clamp it
with eyeglasses that pinch too much
or impose upon it spectacles that are
altogether too heavy. Then we won
der why it increases in size or per-
haps in redress. But this lack of care
for the nose is not restricted to those
whose vision is defective. | venture
to say that not one man out of ten
washes his nose in the way that he
should. Every other part Of the face
comes in for vigorous scrubbing, but
the nose, which needs it most OF all,
is apt to be passed over gently-proft-
ably because it is being used to
breathe through during the additions.
The result is that the nose gives more
and more evidence of being neglected.
The tissues become fabby and the
pores are filled up. A little massage
would work wonders in such cases, but
it is rarely given"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
SHOW SUPREMACY OF SOUL
Bright Spots in Dark Incidents of
the Great Conflict Going on
In Europe.

Courage is the universal possession
of the German, the Englishman, the
Frenchman, the Belgian, the Austrian,
the Russian and the Japanese. The
stories of individual GOODNESS and dar-
ing are so many that they have al
most ceased to attract special atten.
ton. The other day, when the Brit
ish dreadnaught Formidable went
down in a storm, crushed like an egg
shell by torpedoes or mines, its cap
tain-Loxley-was on the bridge as it
sank; and his last words were:
STEADY men; it's all right; keep cool;
do not get in a panic; be British"
Every officer was at his post; many
of them had lighted cigarettes. This
stirring exhibition of the fact that
the man does not die when his body
falls in the trenches or sinks in the
ocean can be matched in every navy
and army. All Europe is fighting for
invisible things. There never was
such universal and commanding evil
dence that the soul of humanity is SUI
preme and invincible.-From the Out
look
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
coRNcoB AND COTTON BALE
american Products Both, and Wen
Worthy Of Attention, According
to This Writer.

memories of Mark .Twain,s favor;+e
luxury were recalled when statist;os
presented in Washington showed that
over twenty-eight million eorncoh
pipes mad been manufactured in tba
state OF Missouri alone in one wear
ana mat corncobs had been utilized
TO the value of half million dollars
IN SIX Missouri factories. A corncob
1lpe is the favorite of MANY men
from Missouri, in the hours given bv
them to rest, reflection and hannv
memories of the good old state and
While smoking one the other dav 4
trlend called attention to the dimin-
.shlng supply of wool and the increas-
ing population. The wool question
was long an issue in England. where
it was provided that everyone. though
he could not afford to wear it when
llVlng' must be buried in English
Woolens. Everything was done in
those days to stimulate the use of this
commodity.
Now, how much more logical it
seems that people should be encour-
aged IN the use of cotton, which GER
talnly makes great inroads upon it's
ancient, age-long rival, for today even
the blankets and all those things that
look and appear like wool are made
principally from cotton, but ever since
the times when Abraham divided with
Lot the pasturage, and Lot drove his
fiocks to the plains, wooden legislation
mas In one way or another always
played part in governmental affairs,
so much so, in fact, that it evoked the
old saying, "You can't pull the wool
over his eyes. Affairs at Washing
ton," Joe Mitchell Chapple, in Nation
al Magazine.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
rhos. innocent Ducks.

Father James Healy, the Syoney
smith of the Irish metropolis. figures
in many anecdotes told by Judge BOO
kin in his "Recollections. Fatner
Healy was poor, and used to say gooo.
humoredly, that he did not know now
he would live at all if it were not Ior
tha soutdoor relief" he received. =
fine clutch Of young ducks reacneu
him. and, seeing them sporting IN ene
water he exclaimed, with whimsical
.omnassion. poor innocents. how they
aniov themselves, never thinking that
nv green peas are growing on the otn'
er side of the garden wall!
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
A STUDY OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN
THE MAN.

It has been said of Lincoln that he
"grew to a great mental stature and
achieved his masterful grip upon the
intelligence of the world, not alone
because he had extraordinary natural
endowments, but because he had an
Unsuitable interest in realities, and
never allowed book or formula TO
obscure the sunlight of living fact !"
A great many people are inclined to
look upon Abraham Lincoln as mar
velous being, raised up for divine
purpose, and endowed with sublime
attributes which are not bestowed
upon ordinary mortals. Yet If we an
Awe his character we find it made
IN of the humblest virtues, the most
ordinary human qualities.
It was his incorruptible manhood,
his answering honesty. his love OF
truths. his adherence to what he be-
lieved to be right in the face of all
temptations and difficulties, that, more
than all else, made him the sublime
character he was.
Lincoln never shrank from espous-
ing an unpopular cause when he be-
lieved it to be right. At the time
when it almost cost young lawyer
his bread and butter to defend the
fugitive slave, and when other law
vers had refused, Lincoln would al
ways plead the cause OF the I'M
fortunate whenever an opportunity
presented. go to Lincoln people
world say, when these bounded fugi-
tives were seeking protection, hes
mot afraid of any cause, if it's right.
His fellow lawyers called him per
verselv honest" Nothing could induce
him to take the wrong side of case.
- n continue on that side after learn
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
For Steadfast Peace.

God puts within our reach the pow
er of helpfulness, the ministry of pity;
he is ever ready to increase his grace
in our hearts, that as we live and act
among all the sorrows of the world
we may learn by slow degrees skill
and mystery of consolation. IF We
know these things, happy are We if We
do them" There is no surer way of
steadfast peace in this world than the
active exercise of pity; no happier
temper of mind and work than the
lowly watching to see if we can lessen
any misery that is about US; nor is
there any better way of growth in
faith and love.-Francis Paget.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
Lonu Drawn Out.

lite Jeff, an aged negro driver Of
gsR, was plotting several north
EFsitOrs around just after the first
Eslhks had been put in there. Uncle
was little short in his knowl-
@acording to st. Andrew, but long
heal pride.
How many holes have they" in
aA visitor, "eighteen?"
,ide Jeff pulled up to make his
EVG more impressive.
IMen dat, suh," he said, "dey's
"a passed. er land and de holes
Etbiggern a tin CAM reckin dey's
"a thousand holes already, sub"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
All Not Lost.

s.Iere, my son." said the father to
Willie, what does this mean? Your
report gives you only fifty for arith-
metic, and your teacher makes the
comment that you can't count straight
up to twenty-five. What are you go
ing to do with such a record when
you go into business
Nov, don't worry, father" replied
the son. ITO count up to twenty-five
isn't necessary for success in business
nowadays"
'Not necessary" gasped the father.
mo, sir, can start ten-cent
store"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12

homework or attend to my baby was
soweak. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound did me world of good, and
now am strong and healthy, can do my
work and tend my baby. / advise all
suffering women to take it and get
well as did. Mrs. FANNIE COOPER
RED, Bridgeton, Nj.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotic or harmful
drugs, and to-day holds the record Of
being the most successful remedy for
female ills we know of, and thousands
of voluntary testimonials on file in the
Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass.s
seem to prove this fact.
For thirty years it has been the stand
ard remedy for female ills, and has re-
stored the health of thousands of women
who have been troubled with such ail-
ments as displacements, Inflammation,
liberation, tumors, Irregularities, etc.
IF you want special advice
write to Lydia e. Pinkham Med
icine Co., (cOntidential1 Lynn,
Mass. Your letter will be opened
read and answered by woman
and held in strict confidence
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
ED @ sad IRON 9s 9SnS dss OF fSRia fa and
" T.. Bosisess Agency, DeptA, Minneapolis, MIMI
|t PRESENTS ALL PAID FOR
q, Iones Was Not Quite the
ns. Citizen the Statement
Seemed to Make Out.

,.sring to the promptness OF some
Lin settling their accounts, Sena-
William Alden Smith of Michigan
L. a little incident about a party
ed Jones.
/ few days before Christmas Mr.
. u vas talking with his neighbor,
|~r when the subject of inter-
ming presents entered into the
sfgSatiOn.
d YOU mean to say" declared
I'm. in response to a statement
N by Jones, that all of your
Nnas presents are paid for?'
Tbv yes" was the easy rejoinder
mes. 81 settled for the last of
b yesterday"
la are nothing short of a won
II enviously returned Brown. Il
lTat even begun to buy mine yet.
Neither have l." answered Jones.
h look of enlightenment. Il was
Ening to last Christmas. Pitts
BIB Chronicle Telegraph.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
Prudent Woman,

thought you said we were going
mare everything equally after we
married" said the husband of a
woman
Iaal was merely your own sugges-
she answered calmly. Il have
1sed to retain the balance of power
" md out what division you are
W 10 make of love and affection"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
A First offender.

Each of two little Boston girls has q
black-and-tan terrier dog. 1t was not
long before the two dogs fought. and it
required the efforts of a man to sepa-
rate them.
Each little girl was disposed to
blame the Others little dog for start
ing the trouble, and one of them said:I
II don't care, your dog is sneak.
ing little thing, anyhow"
well, so is your dog" was the
reply. "And this time it shocked
first, tool"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
Bone.

At the urgent request of an umpire.
the pitcher plodded his weary way to
the clubhouse.
81 lost my head, l guess" he vouch-
safed, as he hesitated near his mana
ger.
Il saw a dog gnawing something
outside the gate" sympathized the
manager-Puck.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
Crowninu Achievement.

Growing Achievement.
"Was the inventor of the destroyer
rewarded"
They knighted him."
"And the inventor of the destroyer
Destroyer"
"He was created a baron"
but the destroyer-destroyer destroy
er's inyentor-what was done for
him?"
"He was made an earl"
zone more question, if you please
what reward, If any. fell to the author
of the book which proves that war is
biological necessity"
"He was created duke"
"a duke!"
Eyes. We are cultivated nation,
and but for his graceS work we should
never have had the face to make use
of the inventions of the others
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
THIS WOMAN'S
SICKNESS
Quickly Yielded To Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Bridgeton, N.J.-"Iwant to thankycd
4 thousand times for the wonderful

good Lydia =. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound has done
for me. ! suffered
very much from .
female trouble. I
had bearing down
pains, was irregular
land at times could
hardly walk across
1.-THE room. ] was
unable to do my
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
poduinn Responsibility.

Eyes," said Mr.. Growcher. 4 intend
to keep up the idea of Santa Claus in
my family as long as possible.
What for?"
II don't want the children to blame
me when they don't get just the pres.
ents they were looking for"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
Put Il un TO Eather

IN gong to thrash you soundly,"
m' Washington to little George,
|" as you please" responded the
=. lalher of his prospective coun-
out II you do the American
rye Will never forgive YOU"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
Or Send 100
Prosperous Appearance.

"Some men live for their stomachs."
That's true, but the man with an
unusually large abdomen has pros
porous look withal, and If he can drape
a heavy watch chain across it the illu-
sion is complete"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
saIzer,s WHITE Ronanza oats.

Made C.. j. johnson of Lincoln Co.,
Mimi, famous in growing 243 bushels from
214 bushels sown last spring. Can you
beat that in 1915? Won't you try?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12

~ Is the chap who uses his
~'uag blocks as stepping stones to
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12

It is easy for shiftless man to tell
what wonderful things he would do
if he only had million plunks.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
Welded Life.

did your wife ever get the best Of
your"
Eyes. Didn't she marry mel"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12

A female cynic is one who declares
that all men are alike.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12

And many chap talks like wise
man and acts like fool.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-02-12
His Status

His Status.
Young Swift thinks he's a legal
light"
well, he is-a legal light weigh"
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-05
RIRTHs AND DEATHS.

Births-Richard and Flora Duponseele,
sSl5 ", boy; J. and Wilhelmine
Zaloudek, 5517 South Thirty-third aven re,
boy; Josef and Marie Pecha, COOS Castel
lar, boy; Giuseppe and Maria Gaeta, 1923
South Seventh. girl; Thomas s. and Mary
r. Hanley, hospital. girl; NJ. and De-
John and Marie Cerveny Twentieth and
Q. girl; William A. and Alma E. Fuller.
AIS Chicago. girl; Fred and Mary Hass.
1870 South Eighteenth boy.
Deaths-Patrick j. Connors, 49,, 1929
South Twenty-fourth: Thomas Clark, &C.
hospital: Mrs. Ida LYONS. Sc. hospital.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-05
RELIABLB BARqAINs

Pool hall and barber shop. a snap. $50.
Lunch counter. heart OF city, $3.50.
Confectionery and cafe, quick sale $50
Barber shop in good Iowa town OF
600, II taken at once. tS75.
Downtown cigar store. bargain 81 500
Sub. Drug store, on account sickness
$500
sub. grocery store. a snap. Sl.15n
Farnam street pool hail goes at S2451.
Rooming and boarding. / block postof-
flee, $3.50.
saloons. good locations. g. 900 70 5000
For real bargains in most any business
call or write US first
RELIABLE BARGAIN CO,
Room 2 Baird Bldg. Phone Doug $500.
NV. Corner 18th and Douglas Stss
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-05
BUSINESS CHANCES

II your Business Chance will stand
rigid Investigation and is just what Il Is
advertised. or N you are looking to start
In business for yourself you VIII be per-
feetly satisfied II you use the Business
Chance column Of The Bee. When buy
ing or selling a business Phone Tyler 100
HAVE you got the money? IL you have,
investigate this; So 100 will buy a busl-
ness worth 5000 n taken before Dec. 10.
Address T. $780, care of Bee.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-05
LODGR NOTTCRs.

ATTENTION, ODD FELLOWS.
Members of Wasa lodge No. 1888, l. o. o.
F., are requested to meet at their hall in
the Swedish Auditorium today, Sunday,
Dec, s. p. m, to attend the funeral of
our late Brother VIM. p. Kindell from
Hulse & Riepen's chapel 701 s. 18th st.
ALBERT PETERSON, n. G.
RICHARD Johnson. Sec'Y.e
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-05

MCARNEY-James, aged IS years, De-
cember 4. He Is survived beside his
wife by one son. Charles; two daugh-
ters, Mrs. Thomas Hagney and Miss
Josephine Mccartney.
Funeral Tuesday morning. from resi-
dence, 1402 Sherman avenue, to Holy
Family church at a. m. Interment.
Holy Sepulcher cemetery. Please omit
flowers
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-05
WANT ADS

Want ads received at any time. but to
insure proper classification must be pre-
sented before IL clock noon for evening
edition and 7:6 y. m for morning anu
sunday editions. Want ads received after
such hours will be under The heading
Too Late to Classify"
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-05

CONNORS-Patrick, aged 46 years, De-
cember 8. He is survived by his wife
and sister-in-law. Mrs T. L. Goblin.
Remains to lie in state at Gentleman's
chapel until Monday morning, when
they will be shipped to Blair. Neb., for
internent
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-05
MARRIAGE LICENsEs.

Marriage licenses were granted to the
following couples:
Name and Residence. Age.
William NJ. Fenton, Red Oak, Ia. 90
Helen L. PriessmRn, Red Oak, Ia. p
Glenn w. Johnson, Omaha. ............ "a
June v. Gray, Long Beach, CALI. 20
Martin Lenardic, Omaha. IS
Lena Heitmann. Omaha. IS
Thomas j. Morgan, Sioux Falls........ IS
Anna M. Dunn, Omaha. AZ
Ignas Kosowski, South Side. ............ 40
Anna Novak, South Side................ 40
William r. Bell. maha.....,..........,. Y
Julia Jones' Omaha. ..,.................H
John c. Meehan. Omaha. q
Alice Rickard, Omaha. II
Omaha daily bee., 1915-12-05

1-1916 Hollies eight-cylinder, run only
four months ........,..............$S $3.50
2-l9l5 Krit roadster, very classy. 500
3-i9l4 Studebaker six-cyllnder, touring,
perfect condition .................. $50
4-19l3 Ford truck i'm fine condition. -. $50
5-l9l3 Overland touring, perfect mech
anically, new tires .............. 300
6-l913 Studebaker six, touring. fine
7-1919 Flanders touring ................. go
S-1911 Chalmers touring, thoroughly
overhauled ........................ 375
9-19l2 STANDARDIZATION liz touring. $50
10-191S Studebaker 4-cylinder touring. 3l5
l1-19l4 King roadster good condition
electrically equipped ..,.,....... COO
12-19l5 Stutz touring, practically new,
at snap ........................ 80.
These cars and over fifty others may be
seen at our salesroom 2209 Farnam ST.
AUTO CLEARING HOUSE.
Tel Doug. 1910.
Caryl II. Stranser and Mogy Bernstein,
managers. Open Sundays and evenings.
Service station and repair shop in con-
nection.s