The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-07-24
Mrs. Woodson, Only % Years Old
ModestLy Explains HouU She Won
the Championship for
Matrimonial Lightning Changes

know. he is an officer In the National
Guard. Whether his military connection
had anything TO do with II OF not. I can't
say. but, while he was just and kind al
WAYS. he had a commanding presence in
the home. He would not allow his will
to be thwarted and he often gave orders
TO me as though I was a private in his
company. and ] got in the habit OF jump
ing ito attention" with my whole soul.
intent on carrying out his commands as
specified In the regulations" and not in
my own way.
Somehow or other got 10 Ike his eys-
TEN. although my own personality be-
came somewhat absorbed by his even in
the dreary routine 81 household duties.
II I get another husband I shall try TO
find military man. OF dark complexion
and about twenty-five years OF age. like
Mr. woodson
am convinced that blond men are de-
ceitful. Mr.. Martin. my second husband.
was a blond. and never could trust
him And then there we're two other
husbands-Mr Austin and Mr. Schaefer
who we're Of the neutral blond type.
And in a lesser degree they we're deceit
full. too.
When you get down 70 discussing
physical appearance in husbands. ! bo-
lieve I incline rather TO brunettes OF
medium size. Fat men take everything
for granted. and as rule they are badly
spoiled. An actor named Maclyn
Arbuckle invented line once which had
II that nobody loves a fat man. I done
believe Mr. Arbuckle. who Is robust. be-
lieves that himself Fat men are CON
ceited and sports by nature I'm glad
that all Of my men were rather slim.
Men who wear side whiskers are not
desirable husbands although they may
be settled and competent fathers and an
example in the community. In this age
whiskers are taboo and a man who wears
them does so because he does not care
10 keep up with the times, or else he has
some facial blemish TO cover up. They
are likely 20 be nervous and irritable. toe:
and a particular type OF side whiskers al
ways means 90 me that the wearer Ia Of
the goody-Eoody sort that practices reli-
giOn on Sunday. and keeps books for a
quack doctor the rest of the week
70 is my experience that a satisfactory
husband must play the role 81 man and
not Of woman In the home. Don't tie
him down n you want Co keep him. Re-
member that be Is mixing constantly with
business women who primp and doll up 80
they can hold their Jobs
When your husband leaves or the
Office 90 is we'll 90 kiss him once or twice
whether YOU mean DO or not Kisses are
not expensive. except when a. millionaire
kisses hIa strrographer and then admits
% in n series OF mu7hy letters
With the imprint ~ a wifoIy Kiss on
his lips. freshly and fervcnfly placed. no
manly man will 90 wrong during the next
twenty four hours
As a Defensive proposition ] would adj
wise 100 women f1 prepare for the worst
while hoping for tho best in tho way NJ a
husband YOU don know your man until
ynu have lived with him several months
You get enough % some of thcm Che frat
week
m woman knows how 20 support her
soIf iu Che business world che can look Hri
worthless husband i1 fre face and fnI
him '0 r1 elsewhere FOR support and com
fort
don't mean that woman should
work for usr.a ancr She iH married
Wives who arc employed often H..rmi
keeping and overly Independent Thar
fhrrr .7 sure FOB como .rII I'm OBI.
family
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