The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-03-18


That with one-half he world a
: war, the other half preparing for it
and spring in that country a full
: month distant, the European pessi
mist should by this time have fallei
| into his own with vengeance.
! That the big wheat gamblers il
J Chicago refuse to let the govern
ment inspect their books in the in
vestigation being made as to the
, high price of wheat. Possibly they
might be told where to get off at.
That we have often heard it said
that when your conscience won't let
i you sleep nights that it is about time
to reform. There is no hope of re-
form, however, for the man who has
ruthlessly smothered his conscience
That the base ball bug has come
to stay for the season, and it is quite
a certainty that Nezperce will be on
the map when the call is made to
"play ball'; and we are there with
the big nit, this year, and don 'tcher-
forgetit.
That there's no doubt of it, that
many an alleged "good buy is a
really "good bye Doubters of
this statement will kindly apply to
those who have invested in some of
the recent blue-sky propositions, or
the erstwhile mining stock crazi-
nesses.
That with wool better than 25
cents a pound and wheat above the
dollar mark the fellows who claimed |
before the election that reduction
of the tariff will kill the farmers
market will have hard time ex-
planning why his representations do
not prognosticate.
That the legislature has adjourned,
the country has been saved, and
most Of the lawmakers have returned
and are telling the people how it all
But the most thrilling
stories are regarding Nose Alex
ander swinging his big appropri-
alton alternating axe.
That already some of our best peo-
pie have taken time and the garden
rake by the forelock and have per-
formed perfect stunts in the cleanup
line, and if this sort of tactics is fol-
loved all around, our city dads will
nave TO be satisfied by cleaning their {
own yards and alleys.
That it is true that many tender I
eet and mollycoddlers kick on
IDAHO weather during the winter {
easons, but not mothers son of
hem can tell you of a country where I
he people are healthier or happier.
stand up for Idaho, or you will fall s
own for any other state Or country.
That Kansas paper hands out &
be following, which seems to 'lis-
en-" all right: early to bed and 9
arly to rise, cut the weeds and swat
ne flies, mind your business and tell 6
0 lies, don't get gay or deceive
our wives, pay your debts and use q
1terprise, and buy from the ones
no advertise. q
That Editor Geo. C Wilson, the
w man on the Winchester job q
aims the Winchester correspond
It to the Tribune forced a Mrs. q
Tilson upon him without his know
dye. He declares that if it must "a
!. that he trot double, that Win
lester blonde be furnished him. q
ell, they have EN- over there, :
other. "a
That the city councils of Lewiston :
i'd Charleston have given the jitney a
Isses a black eye, declaring they q
n not operate.in districts where g
opposed street railways will touch. =
'ssibly the councils will feel them 81
Ives called upon to recall this or a
nance if the present line of street g
ilway does not amount to any more :,
an the last several dozen which "a
re built on paper and propelled "a
tn hot air. q
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