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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-20

full way?"
Said the nag 10 the man:
iii explain IL l can
What weighs on my heart
to-day.
From the CLINT in your eye
l suspect you will try
To get me to drag n dray--
And from such lowly toll
is recoil.
but firm, Neigh. neigh"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-20

Clarence barrow thinks that Mcnamara.
the Los Angeles dynamiter ought to he
pardoned. The German government should
retain Mt barrow as an apologist for the
sinking of the Lusitania
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-20

There must be lot of trouble of one kind
and another up in Rockingham County. The
nature of it may be suggested by para graph
from the Harrsonburg News-Record which is
a part and parcel of the trouble The hyphen-
ated paper says: IF there is going to be
victory this year, there must he harmony, and
II there is going to be harmony, there should
be mutual concessions. 1t would be an ideal
way to settle this whole unfortunate party
row and to get the party united. for the ticket
TO be made up of men from each faction-good
strong, clean, straight thinking men"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-20

AZ the Bridge Tnblc.
Grubbs-iiavc your hands been good this
evening?
Stubhs-Why. SO far, I have been able to give
them only passing attention
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-20

Y Published every day I'm the year by The Tmcr-
Dispatch Publishing Company, Inc. Address nil
communications to THE TIMES DISPNTCii,
Dispatch building, 10 South Tenth Street,
Hichmoud, Va.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-20
SONGS AND SAWS

The Horse objects.
Said the man. to his nag:
please declare why you wax
Your ears in that mourn
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-20
1yhnn Az LLOYD C;

When Mr.. Lloyd George. of the
nr;,,, British Cabinet, brought forth his
-, :, plan for prohibition, the Sun
IrooiSin ,h tured to point out the fact that
England prohibition would not he as easv
in England it in Russia
In Russia the Car Issues decree prohibiting
the sale or use OF alcoholic drink, and his army
OF spies and police enforces it, That is the
clusion OF the matter. The people have nothing
do but obey, and those who refuse to obey
can be shipped forthwith to Siberia and put to
work in the mines But in England it Is diff
fercnt II is true that the Parliament pass
n prohibition law. and the government at
tempt to enforce the law. And then at the next
election. IL the prohibition law is not approved
the people can. and probably will. vote the
Liberal party out and vote the Conservative
party in. This makes the Liberal party Cabi-
net and leaders. little anxious about the mat
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-20
Current Editorial Comment

a dramatic and pathetic roll
of honor" comes from Cambridge
University, giving the names OF
the young men owning that alma
mater who. during March and
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-20

King George. of England says the Roanoke
Times, after acknowledging the Associated
Press TO be the source of its informal ton, has
Cancelled the entries of his horses in the Derby.
II appears that the King has arrived the
opinion that this is time for horse racing,
and Will not lend his horses to make the sport
popular. In which decision agree. The
King must be happy now. that is. If he has
really heard from the Roanoke Endorsement
and unQuali lifted agreement
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-20

The following rather mixed up proposition
comes from the Charlottesville Progress: Those
OF us to the manner born know nothing but
America. No flag has stirred our cnthus-
iasm except that one which floats our
country and will float there. We cannot
understand how fine thing 1t is for men TO
whose hearts the old country must still make
tremendous appeals to stand shoulder Shout
der with us in hostile array if need be against
the land in which their forefathers were born
II is our business to credit these German born
citizens with doing a very fine thing. and TO
stand by them for doing it they arc stand
ing by the President and the country"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-20
Rirt)ruurn GiuRs.pispatrb

THE TIMES. Founded. Observation-Disclosures. 1SSS
THE DISPATCH, Founded. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 1850
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TELEPHONE, RANDOLPH I

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Publication Office. 10 South Tenth Street
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by Times-Dispntch Carrier Delivery Service in
Richmond tmnd suhurbs) nnd Petersburg:
Daily with sunday. one week. Is cents
Daily without sunday. week. 10 cents
Sunday only Observation-Disclosures.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-20

Entered .Innuary -. 1908. nj Richmond VA, ns
second-cnss matter under of Congress Of
March 1879.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
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MARRIED..

BROWN-GROSS-At Deer Isle, Nov 10, bv
RevOJ Guptill, Miss Mayetta L. Brown, of
Stonington, to Roscoe D Gross, of Isle au
Haut.
BURNETT-GOTT-At Southwest Harbor,
Nov 8. by Rev X w Brown, Miss Esther L
Burnett, of Brewer, to EARL w Colt, Of
Southwest Harbor.
CARTER-MARTIS-At Northeast Harbor,
Oct II, by Rev F Flanagan, Miss Sylvia
Bernice Carter to William Joseph Martis.
both of fremont
DELANO-GREGORY- Winterport, Nov
g. by Rev Mortimer O'Copnor, Miss Annie
Delano to Charles T Gregory, both of
Bucksport.
LLEY-CARLEY-At Bucksport, Nov 10,
by Rev A Nc Alister, Miss Gladys Mae
Giley to Edmund w Carley, both of Bucks
port
N-PICKERING-At Ellsworth,
Oct %. by Rev Clarence Fogg, Of Cherry
field, Miss Hittie Harrington. of Cherry
field, to Thomas Pickering, of Orland.
ARCHAEOLOGICAL Swans Island, Nov
10, by Levi B Joyce, esq, Miss Bessie A Her
rick to Chester l. Joyce, both OF Swans
Island.
sING-MASON-At Ellsworth, Nov IL,
by Rev T Ross, Ethel w Lansing to George
Mason, both of Bluehill.
REIMBURSEMENT = At Bar Harbor.
Nov Is, by l. Kingsley, esq, Bertha Rey-
nolds to Cyprian Barrett, both of Bar Har-
Dor.
SWEET-FRAzIER-At Bucksport, Nov TO-,
by Rev w Webb, Miss Hazel May Sweet
to Andrew Miller Frazier, both OF Bucks
port.
PERKINS Vassalb oro, Nov 10,
by Rev w Klein, Miss Grace E Perkins,
Of Vassalboro, to Ernest Brown, of Els
worth.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
An Old Christmas Custom.

sold, very old, in England" says a
writer in the December issue OF the
Womaa's Home Companion, sis the Gus
tom OF setting lighted candles in the
windows ON Christmas eve to give holt
day greeting to the passer-by, but little
use has been made OF this charming idea
in our country. Baltimore, however, has
had a city wide lighting Of candles which
was so successful that it is repeated every
year.
"Weeks before Christmas, when plans
were being made for the community tree,
it was suggested that each household set
lighted candles in the psrlor windows to
wish "Merry Christmas" to their fellow
townspeople, but not even the most en-
thusia site supporter Of the candle greet
ing expected to see half the number OF
windows that were SO lighted when
Christmas eve came.
''Scarcely city block in any section of
the city was without at least one illumi-
nation, and it was not rare to see every
house in row frightened by this evil
dence Of s'peace on earth, good will to
men,. It warmed the very cookies OF
ones heart to walk through street after
street with these silent Christmas greet
ings everywhere, and no one who has
gone through such experience could ever
want to know another Christmas eve
without them"
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
Never Eat What You Dislike.

In thorough accord with the views Of
certain authorities who believe, with
limitations, that people are better off il
they eat what they like is the followin g
letter printed in the Christmas issue OF
the Woman's Home Companion:
~ am constrained to protest against the
advice given mothers to obljge their chill
dren to eat food which they dislike. Most
grown people have their likes and dis
likes, and il it were punishment to them
to eat despised article, how much moro
SO it is to child to whom small troubles
loom as tragedies! The child's distaste
should not be discussed, simply ignored
until he has forgotten how much he hate d
certain article. There are so many good
and nourishing things, that il one is fan
cleo disliked, how much better to sub
stitute )mething else, thereby avoiding
issues and friction, which everyone knows
are harmful to chlld's nerves and health,
and disposition as we'll. And as for letting
q child go without bis needed nourish :
ment till next meal il he refuses one
ar ticle the injustice Of it is too apparent
TO need comment"
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17

Il 10 q Big Factor In Determining His
Course Of Life.
A certain low form Of aquatic ami
NAL life anchors itself to q rock and
feeds on whatever the current brings.
The average man feeds his mind in
much the same way. He falls into
line for current amusements. He reads
only current literature. He listens to
what happens to go by. He makes but
little systematic attempt to shut out
the unfit or to put himself in line for
the fit.
The result is defective grade of hui
man life that rarely elevates society
and often degrades it. If man would
make the most Of himself, and that Is
manifestly the supreme purpose for
which he was put into the world, 1t Is
worth his while, to do his daily work
where unclean things. mental and phys
zeal, are not made common.
1t makes a good deal of difference in
the worth of the man today as to
whether his reading last snight was
Hamlet and Isaiah" or ''The Other
Mans Wife, whether he went to the
art institute or the burlesque show.
An ancient teacher of well balanced
mind gave this direction to his disci-
pies as to the topics to be selected for
deliberate thought:
FINALLY. my brethren. whatsoever
things are true, whatsoever things are
honorable. whatsoever things are just,
whatsoever things are pure, whatso-
ever things are lovely, whatsoever
things are Of good report, If there be
any virtue and if there be any praise
think on these things"
To think on these things one must
see and hear these things. To see and
hear these things one must make an
effort to do so.-Minneapolis Journal.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
DIED.

BENsoN-At Bernard, Nov 2, Miss Mary
Benson.
BLAIsDELL-At surry, Nov II, Fred W Blais-
dell, aged IS years.
COUGH-At Bar Harbor, Nov 10, infant
daughter of Mr. and Mrs Ezra Cough, aged 6
months.
DAVIS-At Kokadjo, Me, Nov 10, James w
Davis, Of Ellsworth Falls, aged 81 years.
DORR-At fremont, Nov 6, Eliza, wife of John
Dorr, aged 60 years.
GARLAND-At Plantation No 81, Nov 8, Gary
M Garland, formerly of Ellsworth, aged 70
years, 10 months, days.
HAvEY-At North sullivan, Nov is, George
Havey, aged 80 years.
KIEF-At Lawrence, Mass Nov 10, Capt John
o Kief, OF Ellsworth, aged rs years, 10
months, "a days.
LORD-At Bangor, Nov II, Frank Lord, of
Ellsworth. aged 60 years, months, is days.
NORWOOD-At West fremont, Nov 4, Mrs
Ella Norwood.
PARKER At Deer Isle. Nov 9, Philip d
Parker, aged2 years., 2 months, 81 days.
PERRY-At Buck sport, Nov IL, Charles w
Perry, aged So years. months, IA days.
RUMILL-At West fremont, Nov g. ROBBIE M
Rumill, aged AZ years, II months, 81 days.
SPRINGER-At Glendale, CAL, Nov IL, L s
Springer, of West fremont
wALLACE-At fremont. Nov IA. Adelbert ]
Wallace, aged 81 years, months, days.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
How to Teach Obedience.

In the December Womdn's Home Com
panion, Caroline French Benton says:
"There is no chapter in Colonial his
tory more full Of domestic tragedy than
that which deals with the practice pur-
sued at the time, for breaking child's
will. Those times when the parent was
an autocrat have gone forever, but the
problem of obedience is always present.
"Parents sometimes shrink from the
plain duty of training child to obey.
They fail to see that obedience to law is
the great underlying principle OF good
character and good citizenship. No one
should try to evade the responsibility OF
giving q child his right start in life by
making him obedient.
"The child as an individual has right
to its own will, one we dare not refuse
lightly, and certainly one we dare not
take from him altogether. A parents ex-
perience is meant to help the child avoid
mistakes as far as may be. When the
child realizes that his parents are trying
to help rather than govern him, the will
to become obedient has begun already to
shape itself. The one great point to real
ize is that the state OF obedience is tenn
porary one; it is only the means to great
end-that OF training the child's will to-
ward constant right-doiug"
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
ORLAND.
Nov. Is.

Mr.. and Mrs. Sewall c, Gem are receiv-
ing congratulations on the birth OF a son,
Nov. 10.
Good crowds attend the movies at the
Folly Wednesday and Saturday evenings.
The venture bids fair to be successful as
well as pleasing one.
Atherton's orchestra, OF Bluehiil, will
furnish music for the masquerade ball at
the town hall Thursday evening, Nov. 25.
Many unique cost dmes are being planned.
Clifton Sparks, who sold his home here
to Frank Staples several months ago, will
iesve this week for Massachusetts, where
he, with Mrs. Sparks, will spend the win
ter with their daughter, Mrs. Wilbur
Harris.
Nov 15 ID.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
HAMS OF wEsTPHALA.
Processes BY Which They Are Cured
and Flavored.

1UQ ItuvOVV0s
The famous Westphalian hams,
which are eaten without cooking, are
cured BY an elaborate process that has
been worked out patiently and skill
fully by generations of expert work
men. A writer In the New York Sun
thus describes the process:
After being rubbed, thoroughly with
a solution In which there are 100
pounds of salt to one pound Of salt
peter, the hams are placed on cement
floors, or In watts, and thickly strewn
with salt. They lie under salt for two
weeks and then pass to vat that con-
tains ~ per cent solution Of brine.
They remain In that solution for eight
cen days. Every day they are shift
ed in the vat; the hams on the bottom
are brought to the top, and vice versa.
At the end Of the eighteen days the
hams are packed, one upon another,
in cool, dry cellar. where they re-
main for four weeks, In order to ripen
that Is, to take on color and become
tender. Then the salt Is washed OF
VIII SILL uEuSu ulppeu LII lukcWdEm
water. and the hams are put to soak
for twelve hours in fresh water. After
that they are ready for the smoke
house.
The smokehouses are two or three
stories high, with holes bored in the
flooring. The fires are kindled on the
ground floor, and the meat Is hung on
the second and third floors. The fires
are made entirely Of beech wood, but
the workmen constantly throw juniper
berries and juniper twigs on the en-
bers. The fire burns brightly. 1t is
checked with beech wood sawdust
whenever it burns too briskly.
The smoking continues for about
eight days. Under the ancient curing
methods, however, the hams were Of
ten kept in the smoke rooms for six
weeks, and it is by this latter method
that the best hams are still made by
the country folk Of Westphalia.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
anbntisen.suh,
-~DO0s~-~~~-~-~~-O~-~~-~
THE WHOLE BODY
NEEDS PURE BLOOD

The bones, the muscles, and all the
organs of the body depend for their
strength and tone and healthy action
on pure blood.
If the blood is very impure, the
bones become diseased; the muscles
become enfeebled, the step loses its
elasticity, and there is inability to
perform the usual amount of labor.
The skin loses its clearness, and
pimples, blotches and other eruptions
appear.
Hoods Sarsaparilla makes pure
blood. 1t is positively unequaled in
the treatment Of scrofula and other
humors, catarrh, rheumatism, dys-
pepsia, loss Of appetite, that tired
feeling. Be sure to get Hoods and
get it today. All druggists.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
WALTHAM.

r. r. Jordan, who has been i'll several
weeks, has gone to the Eastern Maine
general hospital for treatment.
Schools are in session. District 1. Mrs.
Bessie wilbur; No. 2, Miss Mary Silsby.
The grange aid society will have a box
sociable and cobweb party at the town
hall Friday evening, Nov. 10. All are
invited.
Court Snyctic, /. o. F., held its regular
meeting Saturday evening with number
of visitors from Ellsworth and East brook.
A fine program was rendered, and was fol-
lowed by dancing and re freshments.
There will be dance at the town hall
Thanksgiving night, Nov. 25. Higgins
orchestra.
Nov. is. H.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17

Fatal Accident Saturday ON Washing-
ton County Rallroad.

Fatal Accident Saturday ON washing
ton County Railroad.
Two men were killed and another was
perhaps fatally injured when the boiler
head blew ont Of locomotive on the
Washington county railroad near Ayers
Junction Saturday evening.
When the regular east bound passenger
train which left Bangor ct 3.16 O'Clock
Saturday afternoon reached Machias,
trouble with the locomotive necessitated
shifting to the locomotive of the west-
bound freight met there. There were no
facilities for turning the locomotive, and
it was coupled to the train head on, and
next to : passenger car.
About two miles west of Ayers Junction.
the boiler head Of the locomotive blew out,
crashing through the forward end Of the
car and filling it with live steam and
scalding water.
William q. Blake, of Calais, aged fortys
six, conductor Of the train, seated in the
forward end Of the car, received the full
force OF the steam, and died soon after
reaching the Calais hospital.
The only others in the car were Hugh
Drisko, aged twenty three, teacher at
Midtown, and e. L. Kneeland, aged
twenty, OF Princeton, also teacher, who
were sitting about midway of the car.
Both were badly scalded. Mr.. Drisko died
Monday morning, and Mr.. Kneeland's
condition is critical.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
sEpaWlcK.

Sheldon Torrey, Frank Herrick and
ro~ard Gray, who have been coasting,
are home.
william Sylvester was home Sunday,
MS wife and children returned to Bucks-
port with him.
1. A. Smith, wife and son Paul leave to-
DAY for the week in Portland.
Miss Eta Young, nurse in the East
ern Maine hospital, is home on account OF
an affected eye.
Inc name OF the new hotel, under the
management Of r. A. Bracey, is "Maple-
wood".
Mrs. B. ]. Ford has gone to Brooklin TO
visit her son Warren.
A daughter was born, November 8. to
Mr.. and Mrs. Maker.
J. A. Closson will leave to-day for Tulsa.
Okla, to spend the winter with his son,
Kirk Gantz.
Mrs. Adell Parker, with her sons wife,
Isabel, has gone to Camden for few
weeks.
Mrs. P. A. Anderson has returned from
visit with her son in Boston. Her
daughter Louise, who is teaching in
Medford, visited her there.
Mrs. Rosalind Pervear will build on
the lot which she purchased year ago.
The cellar is completed, and the France
work will go up this week.
In spite of the threatening weather and
bad roads, forty or more members from
Columbia chapter responded in union
with Lookout chapter, to the invitation OF
.. l.. Flye to visit his home 1.-THE Look
out" on Tuesday evening, last. A good
time is reported.
Nov. Is. a,
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
MARINE LIST.

Ellsworth POrr.
Sid Nov II. sch @ Taylor Sd, Northeast Har-
Dor, bricks for H B Phillips
Ar Nov Is, sch Catherine
Ar Nov Is, from Bass Harbor, sloop Sea-
bright with fsh for Capt Ray, Mouth Of River
Hancock County Ports.
Franklin-Ar Nov II. sch Eliza Levensaler,
Rockland
Sid Nov Il. sch Eliza Levensaler. Boston
West Sullivan-Ar Nov IL, sch Fannie and
Fay, Rockland
Southwest Harbor-Sld Nov Is, sch Roger
Drury. st John, N b, for New York, laden
towed into Bass Harbor where she now lies
on the flats.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
BORN.

BANKS-At Deer Isle, Nov Is, to Mr. and Mrs
:. Sullivan Banks, q daughter.
COID-At Deer Isle. Nov 5, to Mr. and Mrs
Samuel B Cold, a son.
DUNBAR-At Castine, Nov Is, to Mr. and Mrs
w F Dunbar, daughter.
EATON-At Deer Isle. Nov 5, to Mr. and Mrs
Fred D Eaton, a daughter.
GINN-At Orland, Nov 70, to Mr. and Mrs
Sewall CHM, a son. (Eugene)
M'GRAW-At Surry, Nov l, to Mr. and Mrs
Samuel McGraw, q son.
SARGENT-At Ellsworth, Nov IL, to Mr. and
Mrs Henry w Sargent, son.
WEDGE-At Cranberry Isles, Nov 8, to Mr.
and Mrs Frank E Wedge, daughter.
WEED-At Deer Isle, Nov 8, to Mr. and Mrs
Curtis Weed, a son.
WILEY AT Bar Harbor, Nov s, to Mr. and
Mrs Clifford NJ Wiley, q son.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
ADVERTISEMENTS
advertisements
OHIO W0MAn'S Wish
For Tired, Weak, Nervous wor.en

Bellefontaine, Ohio.-"I wish every
tired, weak, nervous woman could have
Vinol, for l never spent any money in
my life that did me SO much good a.
that spent for Vinol. l was weak,
tired, worn out and nervous, and Vinol
made me strong, well and vigorous after
everything else had failed to help me,
and ! can now do my homework with
pleasure. Mrs. J. F. LAMBoRN.
We guarantee Vinol, our delicious cod
liver and iron tonic, for all weak, rum
down. nervous. debilitated conditions
Geo. A. Parcher, Druggist, Ellsworth, Me.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
Sunlight and Vegetation.

The early rays Of the sun exercise
a more powerful effect in promoting
rapid vegetation than the suns light
during the later hours Of the day. The
active little chlorophyll grains work
faster and better in celebrating food
for the plant under the action Of the
blue and yellow rays Of the early
morning than under the later violet
and blue rays. Practical gardeners
should make use Of this fact by grow
ing early produce as far as possible In
position where the plants will get
the full benefit Of the morning SUM-
London Mail.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17

Mrs. Quackenboss-''A yo' daughtah
happily mar'd, sistah saggf" Mrs. Sagg-
s.She sho' isl Bless goodness, she's done
got husband dat's skeered to death Of
heri'
II, when covering Kitchen table with
oilcloth, layer Of brown wrapping pape-
Is put on first, it will prevent the oilcloth
from cracking and make it wear three
times % long.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17

Siberia comprises 100000 square
miles. divided into the following re-
gions: Western Siberia, comprising the
governments of Tobolsk and Tomsk
and the territories Of Semipalatinsk,
Akmolinsk and Semiryechshensk; east
ern Siberia, the governments of Ir-
kutsk and Yeniseisk and the terrific
ries of Transbaikal, Amur, Yakutsk.
the littoral and one-half Of the island
of Sakhalin.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
Not Mercenary.

Mr.. Gottrox-My daughters, young
man. are both worth their weight in
gold.
Suitor-The fact that l am asking
you for the smaller one proves, at any
rate, that l am not mercenary.-Chi-
cago News.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17

"Aren't you going to listen to the
vox populi. Senator Headstrong?"
"vox populi. nothin'! What have
these here secret orders ever done for
mey'-Buffalo Express.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17
outeIassed BY : Long Shot

Little Wifey-Did you tell Mr.. Blinks
that the baby had cut his FIRST toothf
Big Hubby-It's useless. He has hen
which laid fourteen eggs in six days.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1915-11-17

Az even disposition Is the best pillow
on the sea Of life.