El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20

I It's tn on'y way some people has "
calm attintion to- thimsilTeS an BEN
talked about II I tell Hogan ye'ra
well he don't care But il i say ye'er
sick he's got Interest enough in ye at
Taste TO ask. What's In matther with
HIM
-Ivry sick man is a hero. II not 10
tn Wurruld or aven TO tn fam y, az
Taste TO himsilf- An tbs III proper
. business iv tn doctor 10 make him
I feel like wan. A patient in tn hands
iv a doctor is ike a hero in tn hands
iV a story writer Hes goin' 10 suffer
a good dale. but he's gOin' 10 come
out all right in tn end. But what I'd
like to know IS what III doctors set
out iT it. They may cure ye. but they
can't make thimsilVes feel any hetther.
We have an idee that IL ye had III on
divided attiutiOns ~ a good dock yed
live so long that ye'd dhry up and
blow away, but i often see tn names
iv good doctors in thin little adver-
tisements iv those that ARE sthruck
out that's printed in tn pa-apers IN
don't get much fame Some fellow
that's kilt a hundred thousan' men is
more apt 10 get into III Ditch'nry ~
Biography, mind We, thin man tha's
saved a minyon lives. In times past
tn only way that they cud get thin
silves REMEMBERED be posterity was be
havin' some disease named afther thin
that they'd inVinted, or some part Nv
SD wv az ms AAA--A Is AANA NAA4A leu AE-
fore Wan man wint thundhrin' down
tn ages because he found a patch in
a mans lnteeryor that no wan liver
knew was there befure, an his con-
Ireres done him IN honor 20 name II
a1Lher him. Another surgeon had a
place in ye named afther him that If
Doc O'Leary sticks this namesaks
with his thumb in ye hOller, ye have
20 be cut open It's a Quare way that
f1oqgkins, Graves an Bright has took
TO Immortality.
"Whin We come TO think " Il. it's
KIND " fresh fr a sthrange dock to
STICK his name on a malady that we're
shelterin'. If a sick man is entitled
20 any thing it ought to be 10 give his
own name TO his own complaints. It's
hard TO think that afther harborin' this
lmper1ection fr years ye have no
claim on IT, y e feel like sayin'. Wen.
DOCK Bright II this is ye'er namesake.
come an take IL AVA with ye. 1 don't
What do they get out iv It? Not
money People ar-re very bashful
ABOUT sesJlin. fr havin' their lives
saved 10 aisier TO ampytate q mill
]. onalres leg than his bank roll, an
nanny a man goes hopefully to tn
% raIin- table who's afraid he'll bleed
20 death II he pays tn bill Dock
- LtarY SAYS he made a mistake Whiu
~ carved Grogan, tn wealthy plumber.
re SAYS he give th chloroform too arIy.
ne shudVe give 10 to him with tn bill
us great purfissyon an
know t. but I wouldn't follow il r.
amy amount iv money
Lne DOCK goes about all day long
.aNln people comfortable because
theyr re incurable an uncomfortable
because they amt. walkiu' a hospital.
Meicomin new life into tn vurruld.
en- Watchin OF life goin' out iv it,
Ioasn warrants firm nti-vivisectiOn-
ISIS that has nacherally more iv
tgilow relin' IT rabbits an guinea pigs
thin fr human bein's.
It's only be fipiu' people with de-
lusions iv bad health that doctors can
aItord 20 give their time to people that
mas something tn matter with Thin
1. ye woke me up I'm IN middle iv tn
nsnL an screamed over tn tiuyphons
IN the name iv our common humanity
oflhs over can iv lager I ct salt
Lish ~ supper an I'm dyiu' iv tn
dhrouEht,' its not five cents but five
collars I'D charge We fr tn penacee.'
Dock oLeary.' said Mr HenDessy.
tells me rival is takin' away a lot
~ his practice De putin ivrybody on
a dite- He didn't say who &c was
"He told me- said Air. Doolcy cts
th high cost is Twin"