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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-04-03
UNION BREWERS STRIKE
Demand Lay-Ons i'm Dull Season bt
Made in Rotation.

WASHINGTON. April s. Three
hundred employees of Washington's
five breweries struck today They de-
mand that lay-Offs in dull seasons be
made in rotation.
The brewers say they will use strike
breakers. but the strikers assert eX-
perienced men are unavailable. Union
men have agreed not TO drink nom
union product and bartenders are
urged to refuse to serve it.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-04-03

w G.. Niles. S25 r. Lasalle av., has
opened a garage at 10T-109 y. st. Jo-
seph St This building Will afford
parking space for % cars. a gen.
eral repair shop will be conducted in
connection with the garage and work
Of all kinds will be done.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-04-03
ASKS FOR APPOINTMENT.

Action was brought in the circuit
court Friday morning by Russell j.
Reid TO have Eta L. Reid and James
u. Reid made part owners of three
lots in Morris Park held by the plain
tiff.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-04-03
roR 1EFERIEs AUTOMOBILES

see Frazier and Frazier. General re-
pairing Distributing agents for
Bosh magnetic ana SJrom Derg carbu-
rotor 11S-12O Lincoln way Z.
Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-04-03
WILL HAVE DIVORCE DAY.

Next Thursday has been set aslde IN
the superior court as divorce day.
Fifteen divorce cases have been set
for trial on that day.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-04-03

Mrs. Austin's Rolled Oats highest
quality. a third larger package. -Advt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-04-03

Mrs Austin's Rolled oats. highest
quality, a third larger packsS~
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
THEY SUFFER ANYHOW.

1t is doubtless necessary that strict
discipline be maintained in the u. S.
navy and that the officers and men
Of the cruiser San Diego, whose neg
lect is said to have been responsible
for the explosion that caused the death
OF nine of the vessels crew. should be
punished, as an example TO the men
OF our other war ships. Carelessness
under some circumstances is akin to
crime.
None the less the public Will grieve
that the jackies, whose unfortunate
omission now subjects them to court
martial, should be branded with the
stigma OF shame that the charges pre-
ferred infiicts.
Their sorrow at the death of their
comrades is no doubt as deep, their
regret as genuine. as their disaster
fraught neglect was unintentional.
The punishment inflicted by their
own conscience has likely been severe
and Uncle Sam may we'll temper his
justice with the mercy of the father
to an erring son.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09

Tins and rubbed salt into their raw
wounds.
"Oh. don't-please don't. can't
stand it,"
You'll feel fine afterwards. Your
skins a little tender, but a salt rub
Is good for IL. There now. as again
came a grateful flood OF warm water.
Now come out and I'll give you the
hose and the spray.
Outside Helen stood in a marble
recess while Rosa from the corri-
dor about ten feet away turned on a
powerful hose. 1t was warm at first,
but gradually il grew colder. Like
most women. Helen shrank from cold
water. but Rosa was merciless and
kept the now icy stream turned full
on her.
Now. ma'am the needle spray, and
you're through"
She turned off the hose and led
Helen to a diabolical looking arrange
ment of coiled pipes which sent out
fine sprays of water and steam.
Helen shrank back with a cry.
Only the Spray.
That's scaldingi Yop don't expect
me 10 stand in there? ?"
why, it's cold, ma am, That AIM
steam-that's only the spray"
When Helen reluctantly stepped in
side ii was like a thousand electric
needles plying against her flesh. Yet
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09

They love dancing as much as ever.
but they quit rather than submit to
the humiliation of becoming wall
flowers.
The modern dances reduced all who
cared for dancing. old and young, into
q democracy OF learners. Most dancing
schools are conducted on the Paul
Jones" plan. in which you go into the
ring and take the partner who tuIns
up when the whistle blows. The mar
ried girls once more acquire an equal
chance with the buds, and renew their
youth. 1t is certainly a pleasant sight
to see middle-aged and elderly people
qrit the sleepy fireside. and once
m, stretch their muscles and feel
the elation Of musica! rhythm.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09

instead OF feeling cold her skin be2an
10 glow To her Amusement she re-
ally enjoyed standing in this shower
of icy spray.
There" and Rosa threw a warm
sheet about her as she came out
knew you'd like il. Now don't you
want 20 20 lin the pool for while
leading her down the corridor 10 a
large marble bathing pool
Mrs. Stevens was already there,
and Helen waded ont toward her.
shoulder deep in the clear water. Ten
minutes in the pool. then a brisk rub
down with coarse towels. and they
made their way back 10 the dressing
room. There the bath attendant gave
them a vigorous alcohol rub.
When they finally came out on the
street Helens skin was aglOw and her
blood tingled pleasantly through her.
She walked fast and took deep
breaths OF the clear. frosty air. Her
sense Of physical well-b being amounted
almost 10 eNhiliration.
But the buoyancy OF her mood was
not wholly physical For as she pic
tured the disfiguring obesity OF some
of the women in the baths her mind
leaped ioyOusly to the thought that
she was still young and slim, and
that for her a Turkish bath was only
luxury and not part OF relentless
reducing regimen"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
THE SECOND YEAR OF THE
DANCE CRAZE.

The winter OF 1914-15 has gone.
and it finds still raging the passion for
the so-called modern dances" which
first swept over the country in the fall
OF 1919. Now that the tango" is Of
ncially pronounced innoouOus. the de-
sire 10 learn il is in a measure abated.
But an extended repeTtory Of fox trOts
and one-steps is still being inculcated.
The Ions list of dance studios adver-
tised in the metropolitan newspapers
indicates that the fever is still raging
among the socially elect.
The fact is perhaps overlooked that
there Is no more OF a dance craze
today among young people than ever.
Young folks are always daft over
dancing. II is the older people who
have largely supported the dancing
teachers. or made il possible for many
more Of them 10 earn a living.
The reason why people used 10 give
up dancing soon after being married.
has not been commonly. as the young
folks innocenuy suppose, that they
have become tired Of this amusement.
Rather il is in the way dances are
run. The young girls are the bellies
of the ball. and dances tend 20 crystal
lie into little cliques.
Certain men will dance regularly
with certain girls and no others. in
this shuttle married women are apt &c
1e left out u favor ~ ths assRtAntss-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
WE'LL CELEBRATE By OUR
SELVES.

While doubtless disappointing to
the people of the Pacific coast, yet the
abandonment of the elaborate plans
for the formal opening of the Panama
canal is in good taste.
Had the world been at peace, as was
contemplated when the plans were
formulated. so that all the nations
might have participated in the cele-
bration of the completion of an un-
dertaking Of world Importance, the
event would have proved instrumental
in the stimuli alton of a much-to- be-
desired trade rivalry between the
commercial powers and creating the
more complete fulfillment of the pur-
poses of the canal.
But an ostentatious display by the
United States at this time. when the
world is plunged in devastating war,
would be but a hollow mockery void
of all the features which it was the
intent of the celebration TO set forth.
1t is hardly a proper time for vain
glorious demonstration or for national
jollity. for the face of the earth is
bathed In tears. Better that we cen
fine ourselves to modest exercises
doing honor TO the men who builded
so we'll rather than TO fiaunt the glory
of our achievement in the face OF the
powers who just at this time are more
prone 10 see the military advantage of
the Panama canal TO lis than the COM
cial benefits to themselves.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
LLOYDS BET.

Lloyds offers insurance policies COW
ering the holder against war between
the United states and Germany at 20
guIneas per cent. one month ago, the
premium for the same risk was five
guineas per cent.
Lloyds will gamble on anything. but
as a cold-blooded business proposition
and that alone. It's insurance rates
are not influenced by sentiment but
are fixed by careful. scientific analy-
sis OF the probability Of the happen
ings on which it takes a chance
The fourfold increase in its rates
above mentioned is significant.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
QUILHOTS LAMENT.


It's all wrong" says John Quilhot.
Gle is IN for ten long days),
"Gratitude'S an unknown thing,
And Virtue never pays.
II cleaned the Sightless Tigers out,
l made this town an Eden,
For that they threw me in the pen
And on bread and I'm feedin'.
Because 1 murmured Damn, one
day,
A woman tried TO sue me,
And even here my fellow crooks
| Intend TO Kangaroo me.
knives and forks they give us not.
'Secundum' Sheriff Bailey,
And Turnkey King won't let 'em bring
My three squares" over daily.
I'm writing a libretto
| While getting my grub free
| On Impressed Investigation
II is SOME book, believe me.
But it's all wrong says Quilhot,
| (WhO IS in for ten long days.
! Gratitude's an unknown thing
| And Virtue never pays.
WE have about as much hope of
seeing the European war coming to a
| short end, as we have of seeing Sep
| TENDER Morn" at high tide.
J. P. L.
OUR idea of ignorance-the boob
| who said he didn't know there was
more than one Darda Nell.
| G. W. G.
| WITH several of Germany's Little
| Berthas' Turkey might be able to bat
| ter the allied fleet L. c.. L.
NOW we're going to see just how
strong the stand" is in CONSTANT
| nople. r. NJ. III.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
Statesmen Real
and Near.
By Fred c. Kelly

WASHINGTON. March - Billy
Kent. member of congress from Cali
fornia, is one of the leading shep-
herds OF his district Understand, he
does not go out into the hills and
meadows with a shepherds crook like
BO-Peep and actually attend the
sheep, but he knows a great many
thousand of our little woOlly friends
If you were to walk up to Kent and
ask him, Have you any wOOl?" and
he were To reply, Yes, three bags
full" like the pleasant little sheep in
the nursery rhyme, he would be I'M
derestimating his possessions, for even
at this moment he doubtless has many
more bags Of wool than that. Yet
with all his wool he voted to reduce
the wooden tariff, to enable those of
us who have no sheep To buy wooden
underclothing and consequently to
wonder if we aren't catching a mild
case of hives.
However. we are drifting clear
away from our brief tale. Another
sheep owner out in California wrote
Kent a letter the other day, evidently
with the idea that Kent, being In the
sheep business himself, would catch
his point of view.
The grass is all dried up" he said,
! and the sheep won't eat il. Kindly
arrange with the agricultural expert
ment station to provide me with a few
thousand green goggles for my sheep,
so that l can fool them into thinking
the grass is a nice spring green"
Johnson y. Camden. who spent a
few months in Washington as senator
from Kentucky until March 4, is a
great horseman, and owned one of the
finest stables in the United States. In
order to have somebody to talk to
about horses back home, Camden
brought with him to Washington an
old Negro servant who was the valet
of Camden's father, once senator from
West Virginia.
One day this Negro was called TO
the senate to perform a chore for
| Camden, and the senator noticed the
old man was suffering from a severe
cold 1t happened that Sens. Gal
/ linger of New Hampshire and Harry
Lane of Oregon. both former pill doc
tors. were standing near by and Cam
/ den asked them to take a look at the
old man.
What seems to be the matter with
you?" asked Gallinger. And when
Lane came up, he asked: Just how
/ do you feel?"
Then each told him something to
| take. Not being regular physicians
4 any AlOle luey ulu EloN NillS MN OuA
/ a mysterious prescription, but told
| him the name of the stuff he was to
use in plain United States.
The next day Camden asked his
/ servant if he we're taking the RENE
dies the senatorial doctors had sug-
| geSted.
"No sab. thought I'd just wait til
! 1 gets home" he replied, and then
| I'll go TO some good vet'inary doctah.
/ These doctahs that has TO ask you
what's the mattah with you amt no
good doctahs. a boss dOctah has 10
know what's the mattah without never
askin'-cause a boss can't talk, now
kin he? That's why a boss doctah is
the best ivctah they is"
Associate Justice Pitney is the only
member OF the supreme court who
has an office I'm the capitol. All the
other justices have their studies right
at home, the same as a preacher.
| Justice Pitney says he doesn't feel as
| if he is working for a living unless
he leaves home right after breakfast.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
PRAYER AND SARCASM.

Certain German firms have been
rubber stamping the envelopes used
in their correspondence with neutral
countries with the inscription. God
punish England"
A London paper suggests that a
touching and appropriate amendment
would be the addition OF, For the
Kaiser can't"
Amt those English the sarcastic
things?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
\ NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

The mayor OF New York has issued
a sweeping order that the surface car
lines shall not at any time carry pas
sengers Ito exceed one and One-half
times the seating capacity .2f the car. ="
Good. Then every man Will at
least get his strap and that's some
thing TO be thankful for. Let's try it
here
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
PHILOSOPHY OF JIG AND JIGGER
No. 3. The GOSSiD.

No. 3. The Gossip.
A Gossip is a funny thing. so are
the rumors she will bring, and tell you
whether Mrs. J. has worn last years
Spring hat today" and how it was
that Mr.. Elem came home zen tout"
at a. Nor how they gay that Miss
Mirandy has received a box of candy
from the man who went so long with
Miss Sofia" and the wrong that Mis-
ter Smith did when ne beat his wife,
for stepping on his feet"
They tell Of all the news and tidings.
all the whippings and cowhidings
which have taken place of late.
In Jiggerland where we reside, we
have a Law which is our pride. 1t
says that
IF a woman marry, in the Gossip
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09

1t is a difficult task for the govern
ment to keep neutral in the present
war. and still more difficult for the
average man TO preserve neutrality be-
tween his female relatives who are
warning over the suffrage question.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09

Pore iii Jack Johnson is stranded
on the barren island Of Cuba with his
calender Of Man Fridays and his little
old gasoline wagon. Won't Uncle Sam
please send a relief expedition?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09


visits to The POmpeian Baths"
We'll. we may look beautiful ATTIRE
ward, but l shouldn't say any one
here looks particularly alluring now"
glancing at the flushed, grease-coated
faces around the room.
Trying to Reduce.
A stout woman, livid with the heat,
sat opposite. The ice cloth lay on
her head at a rakish angle. and her
drenched hair hung in struggling
locks. Her bare arms and feet show
ed creases OF fat, and the sheet did
not conceal the lines Of her pudgy
figure. -
Stevens She's here every time
come. The time and money some of
these women spend trying to reduce"
Helen glanced down at her own slim
form, outlined under the clinging
sheet. and adjusted her ice cap with
a sigh of content.
Haven't We been in here, long
enough p" for she could hardly
chair seemed burning hot. That
sign says ten minutes" nodding to-
ward a large placard.
ut is not advisable 10 stay in this
room longer than ten or fifteen min
utes. Consult Attendant"
Yes, and you're not used 10 IL.
Wen go in and be packed now"
Through the swinging door Mrs.
Stevens led the way into large mir
ror-lined room filled with cots. An
attendant ran forward with fresh
sheets and skillfully packed" them
with blankets up to their chins.
How long do we stay here?" asked
Helen, turning her head toward MRS.
Stevens. who was in a cot at her right.
''Oh, about fifteen minutes-until
we perspire thoroughly"
The heat had been somewhat ener-
waiting, and not feeling inclined TO
talk. Helen lay there watching the
bathers as they trailed in and out
She wondered how these women
would look in their clothes. Probably
most Of them with the aid Of corsets.
rouge, false hair and modish gowns,
were smart" stylish looking wo-
men. But here in only sheet, which
did not disguise their figures, and with
their scant hair twisted into tight
bun. they were very much as nature
had made them.
II wonder if men look as unat-
tractive in a Turkish bath as women
m.used Helen.
They probably look worse" laugh
ed Mrs. Stevens.
Have YOU ladies any one for your
BATH" asked a passing attendant.
NO, ] want Nellie, and see IL you
can get Rosa for this lady"
The girl went out shrieking. Nellie
Rosa" and Mrs. Stevens turned &c
Helen with a reassuring:
"Rosa's good and strong. she'll give
you a good rub"
[! Why do they have stolen From
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
DON'T GET scarf.

Should Germany slip. sink an Amer
lean ship
BY no means should we get af-
frighted.
Remember there's Teddy-Iiis arsenal
ready
For a scrap-sure. He'd be dee
lighted
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09

Home Run Baker may give up his
$4,000 a month and return to the
farm. but not many other ball players
will thus throw away the results of a
college education.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09

1t is a serious loss when the Cen
gressional Record stops coming, as the
junk man won't pay so much for the
contents Of the waste basket.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
TWE1TY YEARS AGO
Reminders From the Columns
OF The Daily Times.

4 proposition TO place the greater
portion OF the expense OF building the
Taylor ST. sewer on the city raised "A
tempest in the council.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Frederickson en-
tertained the once a Week Pedro
club.
The Central Labor union Endorsed
the resolution of the typographical
union calling on the county commits
sioners 20 have all the public printing
done at home.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09

Sen. Thomas Of Colorado estimates
that the speech making in congress
costs 81 900 an hour, but we must
have our garden seeds.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
SIRE SIGN.

Clement Gibson says Bryan's letter
on neutrality is all in favor OF GER
many. Herman Ridder declares It
sounds as if it, emanated from LondcI|
Good boy. bill, you've got 'em guess
ing! \ sure sign Of impartiality IS TO
have everybody kicking.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
WINK. TIIE WIZARD"

During Fashion Week Mr.. Wink
will give his wonderful painting ex-
hibitions on the third floor. instead
OF painting in the window. This will
be a grand opportunity for ladies to
view Mr.. Wink's work at a closer
range We invite YOU.
Advt ROBERTSON BROS. co.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09

1t is officially announced that bright
colored silks will be worn the coming
summer by ladies of both sexes.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09

An army reserve is being organized,
and the editors are all boldly enlisting
in the cause by urging other people to
ioin il
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
CONDUCTED TODAY By TIE
NOTRE DAME FRESHMAN
CLASS IN JOURNALISM.

MELTING POT.
Tn Meltin Pot, tn Meltin' Pot,
Is niver, blue nor sad,
Tn Meltin' Pot, tn Meltin' Pot,
Is liver gay an glad.
1t stands f'r Joy an fun,
An joke an pun,
Fr livery one,
An thot is why loike tn Meltin' Pot!
TIL Meltin' Pot, tn Meltin' Pot.
Is always full of joy,
TIL Meltin Pot, tn Meltin' Pot,
Is wit without alloy.
1t stands fr laugh and jest,
Beyond tn rest,
II is tn best,
An thOt is why loike tn Meltin Pot!
r. II.
WE hope the extreme hoop skirts
won't come back. If they did. and
were along the lines of the one "Sari'
wore, we would have to have a spe-
cial Anthony and Cleopatra" chair
for every guest, and there wouldn't be
enough room to dance. +. S. L.
THE gains Of the allies and the Ger
mans in -ize might be compared TO
the piece of meat we found under our
potato at local boarding house the
other day. c. w. c.
THE snake is the natural friend of
man: keep them around the farm"
advises a local fancier. OH. yes, we'll
buy some for the children, and maybe
the wife might like a few running
about the house. r. w. NJ
THE Turks seem to have read Ten
nyson's Ulysses and taken for their
motto, Il will drink Life to the Lees. "
+. CT. L.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09

The kaiser's little subs nailed eleven
ships in seven days. Just like shoot
ing crap, isn't it?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
THE MELTING POT
GOMEZ TAKE POLUcK WITH US.

Club she shall not tarry. and before
her wedding day. must resign.
In this legal way Il iOssips we're
reduced 10 three
Now at the last Gossip Convention
President Sue saw fit TO mention that
the club was getting thinner. and
that as certain Timer had proposed
to her last night" she must cen re-
sign and leave them. even though
twould surely grieve them. and she
knew that Ii would DeeVe them, Sc she
left them in their plight
Now as this left just two members,
they put out the dying embers of the
Gossip Club OF Jiggerland. Since then
we have had no trouble bursting every
Gossip's bubble. and along with Crabs,
they're uickly canned. s. II. c
SASSIETY NOTE:
Now that Spring has came
Us poets get in the game.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09

Helen drew the sheet closer about
her as they entered the hot room. The
air was stiffling and even the floor
was hot TO her bare feet.
A number of women clad only in
sheets were leaning back in the deck
chairs that lined the walls. They were
all slipping water and holding ice
cloths on their head.
The pretty attendant led Helen and
Mrs. Stevens to the chairs near the
end OF the room, and brought them
each cup Of water and a towel
wrapped piece of ice.
Try TO drink a lot of water while
you're in here" advised Mrs. Stevens.
1t helps to make you perspire.'
AS Helen rubbed her face with cold
cream to protect ii from the hot air
she read the p1acarded signs which
hung around the wall.
Turkish baths prolOng your youth,
. Tickets for $500.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
THEIR MARRIED LIFE
By MABEL HERBERT URNER

IIEIIEN'S FIRST EXPERIENCE A TURKISH MOST
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09

Enhance your charms by weekly
visits to The POmpeian Baths"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-09
SASSIETY NOTE.

Now that Spring has came,
Us poets get in the game.
r. NJ II.