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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-10-28
4l-Acreage for Sale
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This property ahs cleared ant in
rtutsd Poe mlf stFv large
uafeT tarA hafflna Hea Eaiinns
rfattif epstein an UruurftF uffh
flee creek ranHlrF tHrauah fhs
place HntfnHrs dfF kfiu stHt
ssr buNfiHf maT nirr ami hiarh
sHfff ftHp mUf tufaH4Hss Csc
afsa lHf - huliIlne material
sta o. trff an place an uf tract
flrh BOTTOM taHd lrseI atnre
ufa4s@fff waH leased aHIHiniHH
pfpu=ftf has been iu4rrnt "a end
1919 in ssnst fsarts Wui ts etls
fa Eia~ iassrssian saan Gsus
tsnfeuf e. saan srHaaI faces
raaatf ruad l'tir~ tt.sae terms
80 cash balance 60 salt Fur Do
fermati4n. 90. Nrs Xufk uiafk
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-10-28

7 he wonderful N
EGY PTIAN ESIfs>.-A
PHRENoLoGIsT tfr'>-NI
She does not N.l.e/iI
tell things to ALg
please you. but e.
reads your head
luw as Il indl, -.
Gates. from the cradle tu toe grave
tells every person the planet they
were born under. their lucky and
unluckY planets. and what steps In
lie TO take 10 better themselves.
what part Of the country IL ncsS for
them. tells you how To become
healthy and remain 80. what busl.
ness you ars hcw adapted for.
Vhen and whom you wlll marry
settles and explains love affairs and
family troubles. reunitea IN. sep
Iaratcd. etc Why not see the best
In costs no more SATISFACTION
GUARANTEED OR no CHARGES.
No one IN trouble turned away
money or no money Permanent
~ located az 6i6 Union St
arHANgE woNuEHFtt.f ut-r TurE'
Afr tte Ave- stricken rsrfs 1irrn ~
rife GREAT VA oNURTuN
Ordained aHd infarsef
'uHANu MASTER Ur rtr WORLD.
rAMuts MYSTIC UHorUEHiiOop
~ ~. tN MiNp OR uppT SIZE Ttfts
WONDERFUL Man AT u$rE T0u
OWE IT TO YorUfELF TO HEt.F
NutfWNELF
HOURS 20 TO DAILY AND erSuAr
WEDNESDAYS TO . =
Offira gaf-gog Unntb uidr eat p Pine
CORNER Urnafuar and fius
Take uFoaHuaF or Capitol Hiu rare
~ 10 those wha hrins this advertise
fner, 90 Hy sfnrs sill fpv two dsys
on5 gis~ nv regular on" dollar read
ins fpr 80 ceuts
noyAL EuYfTrtNN TAtMfsr
Ana rfsirvoyarf gives tfus advice on an
important affairs %, ufs ~ regard 90
truainsns turs. health ard family AZ
fairs Tells the name ~ your future
husband OF wife tolls " the one Yau
love - true nr false shat part ~ me
country i- iuralest tn you aud shat 10
40 90 he surceszfui ~ NE This fitted
iady reads Yogr life ike an open book
from cradle 20 old aEs Fhe challenges
anv reader ~ any Kind 60 compete
wih her She eails names tells lus'
what sou SAINT tu kn1w and rnh out.
/ no Fuesssork ~ questions asked Wtst
she s-ss and tells comes trIo g. %
/ readlnFs f1r o. 90. iiis Ffss -
IrHkNcE MEDIUM Ad,irs On an affairs
/ ~ no past and present tits So
J iifh street Tacoma wash
MADAM FRANK Ciairvayant card
I reader. paimisf. sie 1854 PIKE. cor
~ ~, y. ~, IL Ie,-1o-oo.,oo.o-
Halls for Rent
{ HENUTtFf't halls g. 90. t-s6 Fast ttf
8 % To- D. E,,r,.ul-I
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-10-28

snort length flooring and ceitins ana
feet 81 90 pcr toea n our com
piese catalogue No. "A sent. free, on
request
q n WILLIAMS 90
phans Main f5af tEs1 ttrst Ave y
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COLLATERAL LOANS

rrsYrsrrN ALE place T. borrow money
on Diamonds and isweiry lew rates.
private affices American iuweiFY Co.
sef Sr~onf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-10-28
500

FuR AALE Firv damaged traaks bass
and suit eases "a orcidsntai Ave
Enn Huuness cafdA GOOD value or
OOO just - Printers itfs sen OOS
CHEAEEsr PLAcE ta huy er fret srs
tne machines fit rins Main taee
iGgS wEsrtAkE sscaaa hand ransrs.
tu~ price
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-10-28
f5-Lost and Found
I9-Male Help Wanted

.0HiGiNAL MoLEH HARDER col
1EgE. 800 Main e.. pays wages 90
men and Famrn shiIo learning barber
trade. assists you securing positions
90 colleges. gard year lu business. Cat
aloEun free
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-10-28
43--Lo,s for Sale

roitcEb hALE- Three tote on eafh~f
and Lawn. toeslfat trf""in m"h'' %
hot.a improvements paid Wui take
g. 0aH $500 down Sail iarspn. "ffi' o.
zoos Madison.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-10-28
e-Autos for Sale
s-For Sale Miscellaneous

:. gege 90 20 lsss 90 ..
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-10-28
2S--Spiritual Mediums
MADAME KIRL

he wonderful
r. q Y = + I A y
PIiRENOLoGIST
She does not
tell things to
please you. but
roads your head
just as q indi
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-12-18
CAPTURE OF DANUBE
OPENED UP TRAFFIC
Now the River Is Throbbing with Trans
portation, Being Utilized by the
Central Powers for Moving
War Materials.

Belgrade, Serbia, Dec. l7.-What great
military and economic advantages were
gained by the Germans and their allies
with the opening of traffic on the Danube
has been shown by the activity in ship
ping which developed directly the Serbs
had been driven from the banks of the
river. Fighting along the Danube was
still in progress when the Austrians
started to clear channel through the
mine fields which the Russians, Serbs
and English had laid out. Meanwhile
large tows, carrying military supplies
needed by Turkey and Bulgaria, were
being brought down the river from Aus
tro- Hungarian and German ports and
assembled at Semlin, ready for the min
ute when navigation became possible.
Austrian river monitors, notably the
Sava and Temes, had in the meantime
patrolled the Danube as far as Lem Pa
1anka and later to Ruschuck, both Bull
garian ports, and in so doing had cleared
the river of some Russian armed mer-
chant vessels stationed in the Rumanian
port of Turn-Severin. That these yes
sells were not sunk or captured by the
Austrians is due to the fact that, on the
day which the Associated Press CORE
spendent made the trip up the river as
guest on the Sava, they were being
conveyed down stream by Rumanian
monitors, the Russians themselves flying
the Rnmanian flag.
The Bulgarian port of LON Palanka
was the scene of great activity. For |
over Is months no boats from up stream |
had arrived there. Now the jetties
were crowded with barges from Austria !
and Germany. On the previous day |
King Ferdinand of Bulgaria and Premier
Radoslavoff had been at LON Palanka /
to assist in the resumption of traffic |
between Bulgaria and the central pow
ers, an event which Germany and Aus
tria Hungary thought important enough
to have inaugurated by Duke. Albrecht
of Mecklenburg, brotherin-law of EN-
peror William, who was passenger on
the first convoy arriving
For the first two weeks nothing but
supplies were shipped down
stream, principally arms and ammuni-
ton for Bulgaria and Turkey. Both
these countries stood in need OF heavy
artillery and artillery ammunition. Some
,f the later boats brought a large num-
Der of heavy motor trucks, combat and
scout aeroplanes, ambulances and sani-
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-12-18
SICK SKINS
MADE WELL
BY RESIN0L

No matter how long you have been
tortured and disfgured by itching,
burning, raw or scaly skin humors,
Just put a little of that soothing, an
tiseptic Resinoi Ointment on the sores.
The suffering usually stops right therei
Healing begins that very minute,
and in almost every case your skin gets
well so quickly you feel ashamed Of
the money you threw away on tedious,
useless treatments.
Resinol Ointment Is not an expert
ment IL IL doctors prescription
which proved 30 wonderfully successful
for skin troubles that IL has been used
by other doctors all over the country
for twenty years. No other treatment
for The skin now before the public can
show such a record Of professional ap-
prevail. Every druggist sells Resinol
Ointment (50c. and sllOol. and Resi-
mol Soap t25e.l. They do wonders for
pimpies, blackhesds, dandruf and
chahngs, and are a comfort 10 skin
tortured babies.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-12-18
LESS WINTER WHEAT sowN.
Decrease Of II Per Cent in Acreage Com
pared with 1919.

Washington, Dec. ls.-Next year,
winter wheat crop was estimated yester.
day By the department Of agriculture ~
about 5s00O0.HO0 bushels. That would
b. llse00.0O0 bushels less than the win
ter wheat harvest this season. but ap.
proxiuatsly l0001O00 bushels more
more than the average Of the i've years.
lWa-i3
Winter wheat was sown this fan On
81 .256e0 acres, a decrease 81 It's per
cent from the revised estimated ares
soun IN the fan q 1914, the department
aunuuucei
Whistler wheat conditions on Dee ] was
- = pr cent Of a normal compared Nifh
49, On Dee. ] last years s72 IN 1913 and
sos TIE ten year average.
IRE uns soun this fen On aHss 90
ceres. = decrease - fer cert from the
rstisHd estimated ares agun e = normal
compared ulth sac - Dee o. lsst ysar
End as1 IN lpls end sos the tea rear
aVsreEs
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-12-18

aud TO its commercial attaches abroad
in securing contracts totalling millions
Of dollars for American business houses.
Al present. be says, there are no COM
mercial attaches in central America, In
dia, the near East, South Africa OF Can
ada. The placing Of ten additional com
merciai attaches in those regions was
recommended
1T i not too much 20 say that the
work Of this service has been At the
very center Of a growing movement TO-
ward the creation Of an American dye
stuffs industry" the report says. In
this connection signs are not lacking
that the growth Of our native industry
j. hardly welcome 70 those who have
heretofore had a substantial monopoly
In supplying our markets from abroad
In conclusion the secretary said i was
.utolerable that the United States should
longer depend upon any one foreign
source for necessities in the dyestuifs IN
iustry.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-12-18

and soothing that New York dealers are
selling them fast, according 20 a writer
1 in The sun. Some Of these cushions
are made entirely Of fur, top and bot
tom. Others have only fur top. while
yet others are only fur trimmed. In this
case the material used in combination
with the fur should be soft and smooth,
such A. soft satin or a smooth finished
soft silk.
Another new cushion that seems RI
val Of the furry ones is Of patchwork,
soft silk OF satin OF course Besides
being beautiful and comfortable these
have the additional charm Of being home
made. However great may be- the de-
mand IL Is highly improbable that ma
chine made patchwork viii ever take the
place Of the product Of human fingers.
Though these cushions are costly when
bought az a shop, they can be made at
home for next 20 nothing beyond the
price Of the down filling. This means
~ course that the pillow maker has been
thrifty enough T. save the scraps Of
ak and satin garments and hss taste
enough % combine them tremendously.
SIX patchwork differs from calico or
D. bested On stiff paper. Ordinary wril-
ING paper il the best, with ths edges
turned over the paper. In Joining the
friges they must H. whipped together on
ii.e under side. Not until tie Whole
square ~ In TIRE esse 81 cushion fhe
rnfirs pattern. hes been sewed Together
siauld tie pepper b. pulled out
Any Uf the ga patchwork patterns -
Eel ianaila ~ Eears seo are suitable for
.sess cushions ~ depending I'm the size
lnH shape desired The tendency e.
resaHf g. a. have one ~ two bright
s.iafef cushions aHaEG e mound ~ dark
r Hnufrnl sln1es. Tins = very aHa4ife
shan tie room = 81 ons eulrf Ama,a
Pc dark rusliHns tilarH shnuif - 81
assf enc hlaHk one Where ru8m IS 5n
0laek ahA rhIte tiss eaipFsd e,Esisien mav
= ethfF pure aa#ff titld Fnf m
rrif rdiden rfalas W1.en ssiastinr
aFees fuF rstelssgk ril1es tls asfk
aia7s sllouid - used for Sc tof8ss.
akiur tis rentHF So irritrsf sfIat
- i-aufful fssaud trshies utiet Nas
Il ssar rattsrt ia nas1hmurk Ti@ HtsF
.rmtn1 a. tettaf 81 sac esstsaa sst
10 81 tririf FeuH ufh ESQ fesw
- ts tnat Fl th rrsHiar IN Hsrt
eHr trrrn Es strr ras ta - So
81 iFt urf asHena rlnnre Fl. aa-t
-HrH rlrws rf Hf u MssH
sssTiuEs ushsNetF trmHH ram
nasf t's tnnhse Fl ssan f sae
waw Fl 80 ieaes H-fFs-Hs
Fir1 1tHa=
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-12-18
A TWICE-T0LD TALE
One Of Interest to Our Readers

Good news bears repeating.
and when il IL confirmed after
a long lapse 0f time. even II We
hesitAted 70 believe Il az first
hearing. We feel secure in accept
ing its truth now. The follow
ing experience Of a Barre man is
confirmed after three years.
Gerrs I B-zlls. Hm and tElsrtF
ssFess Harrs aVs = ua-s i1aan's
Eiansv F'lls g. isras and saiirr t.sst
rus 49, "a NJ = r1sid ~ ruaa ~
kianess hss siss i.ssn rfsins ~ snusg
au.s.. lsuf nssss K5sney Fllis hnss ne
up fsts.s-aer.f gssen hry Es 1N1l
0TEH A NEAN LArEH NJ Hs-Elsg
ssfa .W7h-nersr hsss nsT Tsrfsn=as
~ kssnsy rur-risirz. ri1srs kitneg
F1ns nssss fs1 g. ru-s 49,
Fss 60. 81 81 assls-s uars siu,
~ al f,- tiaras rssz.ts-T,- Tsass|s
s.isss~ F'ius-sss sens thas W. Es-rslsr
.aa Fa~~ nfnm-t G.. F-me r
Eal@ ~
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-12-18

Dont % mtnsy dominsts your Christ
mas giving.
Dont ist Christmas giving 8stsri0rats
into q trade
Don't emiarrass yourself ~ giving
more thsn yuu can Hfurd
Iipnt trV o. pay detts ~ return %
lirsfinns in Foltf Christmas giving
Tiorf uits TRASHY thines Many an
sttis coul8 tef strnnHs stpries about
Christmas fsreseuts
Elsrt raskn rresarts uiieh rnHf
frieu8s wfi 80 kngu u1nt g. a. vfth.
and vhieh Vauid usfs1T srcur.isr tts
home
nsnN give i~sausf rfieTs errfrf ruu
e. firs hesnuse Fnu lurs e. rf rnn
sErnut sena Fum hsnrt NHtt So GIT
keer tis rlft
niant re- tor ls.ity aftfirs - resT.is
vh1 Ere ~ srrsl guaFtHrs. urlsss r0r
inrr ttsf tber urrf 49, Fartiettlar
tiirrs Tun ssna ttsrr
INnt wn8 mnfN So $50 ninHts t0
trf vuur fseserts un9 ste. fnr lnat
az sms e. msatf rrn1sr saasafans rrs
uhsf rass isttsT ir'Fsnett arn8e-nrs-
n.rt asas g. aietrst truu rfrfr1
irst ierarss Fue .arrai Hsfss erretsrs
l-sssrsa
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-12-18
oRpERs NoRE srEANsHrPs


Nsv Tofk. Der ls-Tl,s Nserum 81
rllulf1nr nrnuunaef restrrdnr thaf e
had 4iaead orders fu twr neW tank
ssea uasTs ard uns ssssaeral naFun stsnansr.
AN ttF@t e wtish wfa - rlaHsd unasr
ths Aniarsrer far Is - srnas-rls n
rsTt seEiee
ONE tntErT gdtt q esfaaitr ~ '5H7F
iErrsls ~ 81 Enf stsauls- eitt -
r'acltT st 1sas0 trrs af szrrt yin - fsiaft
nt Mnrrinr1su. FH4 n1s uttrr tmaksz
vith > uarneitF III ~Snpa tar-sis win -
i-l9 st ~ triar frua W,rts r ssr
F~as7~ss-f
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-12-18
Topics of the
Home and
Household.

When frying bacon put little water
in the skillet first and let bacon simmer
and fry dry. This keeps the bacon from
frying out too much. Try IL. Use the
fryings for making cake; they are bet
ter than butter.
The sink should be- washed down after
the washing up after each meal and
once each day q hhudfui q soda should
- placed over the sink grating and a
kettle Of boiling water poured over 10 in
order 20 dissolve and wash away any
Crcase that has accumulated in the pipe
snd which. II allowed 70 remain. would
leumpose and give rise % an unhealthy
oder
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-12-18

when You Wore Tulip and Wore
q big Red R0ses i most he-0uiiiui
song. bot b. say the least we were soan-
tily clad -Wiiow.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1915-04-23
Queen Eliza

observation-disclosures a hard mis-
tress to serve. ~Irresolute and yet OBJ
stinate, she frequently refused to act
or decide, procrastinated, delayed,
hesitated, while her ministers watched
disaster approach or opportunity van-
ish. Even her most influential advis-
ers found it impossible to overcome
the inveterate trait of indecision.
Their correspondence shows them
driven almost to despair in times Of
e~xigency at the queens vacillation and
unreasonableness. An Endorsement
by a clerk on a letter of 1900 still eX-
lists in faded handwriting to testify to
this habit. "a letter which her males
ty wilied me to write to her secretary,
and to send it by post, but before
had fully ended the letter she sent me
to bring it to her before it was closed,
which l did upon the point of six
o'clock, and then her majesty having
read and scanned it three or four
times and sometimes willing me to
send it away, and sometimes altering
that purpose, commanded me at last
to stay both the letter and the post"
E. P. Cheyney.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1915-04-23
Sentc 10, mOrsen auScrs.

Sn einem in Der SEEM gor.
fer Zines" ber0ffentIidten Srl-
ternien IaBt iid 2orb SOL
bane, Der Bis gum Mnsbrud Deg
@eltfrieges itets als 9eutidenfrcuno
ii6 anfipiefte. pie folet b%ertebnlell..
.Seit Subren bat Deutidlanb feline
Hiiitungen betrteben. Sic beuiid)e
Irnlce NOR nientals mddtiger uro
ebenio lit Die Glotte nidt 5u pera1ten.
sSn Denslrienalen tpitroen cntipred]ert-
Be Menaen 4riegsmunition anfge.
bduft. 9as 9eutide &eid bat Bic
ibm paiienoe 3eit fir oen Grobe-
rllngstrieg getpabIt." Limo iint Sup
re 1904 bot oerieIbe 2oro SaIoane,
idreibt sic 81. 9. 5taats- 5tg, vin
einem @erf iiber bic Ginfubr56ne in
unierer Belt bas Golgenoe li6er
9eutidlanbs Niitungen, 5u iagen:
r9as Deutide Meih lit aus elmer
4n5abl fleiner Staote,1 entitanoen.
bon benen ieoer feline eigener 8ouge.
fese bate. Die ginigfeit milBte erft
erfalift tperben. Diete giniatcit
eriinoete iid bauptfddlid auf Grei-
Danoel innerbaIb Der eigcnen @ren.
5ef, i'm Ii1stauih fir geborigenS 1ns
Dem ausIan6 gegeniiber. Gin gro.
bes Seer mubte geidaffen iperben
sur 8%erteioiaung Der aisgebebnten
8ren5en zines 2anoes, bas auf Der
cinen Seite Granfreih, auf Der an.
bern @nblanb al Hahbarn bat. Man
mnBte barai,f beoadt fein, frdftige
Solbaten beran5u5ieben unb 8orIor-
&c t%reffen, I'M i'm Sale zines &rieges
i'm eigenen 2anb geniigenoNabrnngs-
mittel berpor5nbringen." @ie mo
iiebt, tpeiB 2orb Saloane feline aennt.
niiie oes 2an6es, bas England ber-
niften modtc, lie nod Wunid au Der.
penoen.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1915-04-23

He vas the night-watchman Of an
apartment house uptown, but I gave
her an easy speech to the effect that
he was Bill Mendelssohn, a grandson
of old man Mendelssohn, who once
wrote a wedding march so carelessly
that it is now used as a coon II
She gasped and gurgled with de-
light-in Bohemia and having the time
of her young life, SO l let her dream.
In the meantime Hep, with a bucket
of wine, was busy trying to put out
the fire in the we'll Max used as a
neck.
Every time a waiter looked at our
table Helps roll would blaze up.
Peaches presently concluded shed
broaden u a bit on Art and the Old
Masters, so she asked Max If he liked
Rembrandt.
Max looked at her out Of the cor
ner OF his y n murmured, Much
'bliSed, but I'm up to here now"
Then he pointed at his Adams
Apple and fell asleep.
Hep was beginning to see double.
Every once in a mile he'd stop hum
ming Here Comes My Daddy Now
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1915-04-23
Dieie Qbteilung 1T fir oie
Samilien9lieoer, meld7e am
liebiten Deutib lelen.
ErObibtiOn als Nothelfer.

2onoon. 9ie Mufmerfiamfeit
oes britii6en Gublifums lit auf Die
gntbultunesfrage geridtet. Sir ben
augenblid bot iie iogar ben 8rieg in
ben 9intergrllnb geordnet.
CAB bralttide 8erfiigungen ee.
plant itnO, lit auBer Srage; auein bas
Eublifum lit geteilter Metnung: ion
Die Yrobibition cine totale, ODER ion
Ser @enuB alfoboliider @etrdnfe I'M.
ter idarfer &ontroae ~geitattet fem?
geri6ieoene 2onboner Morgen.
blattcr eridienen nit gan5Ieitigen
Mn5eisen, in oenen 8etitionen abge.
brltdt iinb NIT benz germerf, Die 8e.
fiir1porter ser 9epeellng modten lie
ausid)neiben unb Dem &an5ler bes
Sdasamtes, 2lopo George, 5uienoen.
Sn oieien Yetitionen betBt es: SD
bin bltrdalls fir slufgabe Der Ser
itellung uno bes gerfaufs bon beralt-
ihenben @etrdr,fen pdbrenb Des &rie-
ges, 90 i6 hies aIs orineenbe 8or-
ausiebung zines raifen uno erfolg.
reiden 9erlaufes oes &rieges aniebe.
SD fperoe 1eOe DaDtllgeDenoe WtaB'
regel Ser 9tesier.ng nadoriidlib un-
teritiisen."
0ie &etitionsioee bat Die Inter
itiibung bon Gaufleuten, @eI9dfts.
leuten uno auberen Mrbeitsebern Die
MIR i'm 3uiammenbang nit Dem
&riea fir cine berartiee Geselung
Der Srage 5u Daben iin0.
9as @efiibl fir perionIide Srei-
belt lit in England 10 ltarf, baB es 5u
elmer Rieberlage Der totalen Yrobi.
hilton fiibren fam. Mber auf Der
Settle Der erteremen WaBregel fdmpft
alles, mas unpurteiilb lit; oenr bon
Gag 81 Gag miro bie sluffaiiung au-
gemeiner, DaB, mem, Die MrbeitneD-
mer oes Nedtes, @etrGnfe 5u iid at
,tebn1en, beral,bt tuerben fonen, oas-
ielbe Sdiaial aud bie Irbeitseber
treffeu miille.
Wtan nimmt on, Dab bas &abinett
fir iol6e 8roDibition lift; unter Der
MeidlsperteiOigungs . Mfte bot es
Die @ollma6t, bieie obne tpeitere ge-
ietgeberiide Wabnabme ourd)5ufiil-
rem.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1915-04-23
a Hearty Meal.

when l was a little girl says a
friend of the Companion, 81 had the
honor Of being introduced to Mark
Twain. 1t was just before Thanks
giving, and 1 very proudly told him
that I was going to spend the holiday
with my aunt in New York.
"Really,' he drawled, with the most
flattering show of interest. Well, l
hope you will feel, after dinner, just
as I did when l went there to a ban
quet a few months ago.
"Of course I instantly demanded
to know, How was that?'
Every thankful answered Mr..
Clemens, with pr~eternatural solem-
nifty. Very, very thankful because l.
still had one article of apparel that
wasn't too tight a fit for comfort
ooh, I know I guessed eagerly;
your shoes!' But the humorist shook
his head.
mo, no. he corrected with gentle
Sadness; my umbrella! '"-Youth's
Companion.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1915-04-23
SEEING LIFE with
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~ N 1NNV1 John Henry on CabaretS
John Henru on Cabarets


Gay! Did you ever burst right
~ into Bohemia and with the anu
of a complaining ~pocketbook try
to Help yourself to a Hilarious eve
ming?
Tag me-I'm 1t.
OF course, l don't lee Bohemia in
h highbroW sense-nix. Not n OF
those quaint retreats with the lemon
colored atmosphere where sad-eyed
chop spaghetti with a fork and bark
handmade repartee at each other over
a beaker of absinthe-niX.
l mean the Bohemia so called by
the Buyer from Max Plains Universal
Emporium, Waukesha, Wis, who hits
New York along In August and leaves
the imprint of his sandals all over
Longacre Square and adjacent by
ways.
The Bohemia, so called, which is
composed of incandescent lights dis
guished as r%osebuds; Bulgarian wait
ers disguised as second-story work
ers, and a menu card which, without
any disguise, leads the unwary direct
ly to a Petition in Bankruptcy.
The Bohemia, so called, where the
wise virgin trims her lamps about
nine o'clock of an evening and when
said lamps get to flashing over the
Martini and other happy waters, be-
lieve me, the suckers rise to the sur
face so fast that the walters have to
hand out eyeshades.
P. S.-Foolish virgins with untrim-
mable lamps are not to be found in
this Bohemia, so called.
Ever since we've been back in New
York, Peaches has been Handing out
Hints that she'd like to have me take
her vel the hurdles into that Fair
Land where rag-time and Dreaded pork
chops do a sister act-to one of those
real devilish New York Cabarets.
Rub his ankles, Doctor; the blood
has rushed to his Bean!
l tried to explain to friend wife
hat the Cabaret is an institution in
vented solely for the purpose Of CIV
ing hiccups to Gold-plated Strangers.
but Peaches was strong for a Peek at