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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-06-22
9ic seritdrteu 6OfiHunsen.

2tIs Der &rieg ausbra6 rs4ueten
bic 2lGiirten beitimmt auf Sieg,
neil lie bas rei6e GngIonb ouf ibrer
Seite botten. Rdf Der Gnitduung,
bub Der leBte 1baIer gepinnt, tOnnte
linen Der Sieg ni6t entgeben, benn
Gnqldnb bate ia bic meiiten 5hdIer
uuo bic beutIaen @er6iinbeten galten
fir orm. 2tls a6er bic gldnsenben
Grfolae Der beutl6en 9tnlei6en ii6
offenbarten, lieb man ben Siegestbds
fer fallen unb fdgte: 0as lebte 2dt6
8rob ipirb 9epinnen, unb bab bisf.s
ben 9taiirten psrblei6en piirbe, gdlt
fir felbitDerftdnblih, benn pdbrenb
Gnglanb lnb 5rontreih grobgetreibs
in unbegrenaten Wengsn beSiehen
fonnten, purbe bas W2eer bermetiicb
gegen bic beutT4en 8erbinbeten ge,
fperrt unb dls fdlieblit bic Der.
StGaten ibrer neutralen gfli9ten 70
uneinsebent tparen, bdb iie @ngldnb
erlau6ten. bic BrObSufubr fir beutI6e
3ipiliften 3u fperren, eridoll sros
FER Su6el I'm dlliirteu Eager, od nibt
erfidtlih mar, fpie bic beptI6en Seere
benz 8unsertobe entsebsn tDnnten.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-06-22
Gum aauf
@nroe bem Shulratb Sas WrunS.
eieentbnm Sts St. SoiepbS
College auseboteu.

9em S4ulraib. Der btianntlid
llmIdau na5 sinsm paNsnosn @tbdubs
baIi, bas CT oils abminiiirationsae'
biube bsnubsn t0nn.s. ipurbs in isin.r
g.ftrissn Sibuns bds Gissnibum bes
ct. SoIspbs @ollss. an Der Wsit gH'
ten Strabs. Habe Der Central arenue,
fir ben preis pon $125, 900 gum aauf
ongsboi.n. Die Sfferts purhe pOr'
Idufig BEN aommitis. fiir gauisn
iiberipisi.n.
Cine N,ibs Don @nssboi.n fir per'
fbiebsne 4rbeitsn am Ysubou Der
@oriau S6ul. tpuro,n seOffret unb
btm G,eiddftsfiibrsr Siir sabeairuns
iibsrpisi,n. um bann BEN gautom'
mitise porselest gu ipsrbsn.
5m llsbrissn beii6iisis Der Sdul'
ratb nnr pffi,isIl feline GniiHIiebun'
gen, bic er aIs qltnariommittss an
SamFag. namsntlia NIT gsjus auf
bic Gmpfebluussn bss G4uliuperin'
pentsn Gonbon estban bate.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-06-22
9ienstna ben %. 3aHi 1915.

8as iibsr bic giabrunssOers
bGItniiie in 0eutf9lanb, tpie tie iebt
obfpaIten, seiast tpirb, entipriht ben
3uitdnben, bic BEL &nfang bes arie9a
pbDalteten. IS feblt bic iibli6e Weia
Sen5ufubr, mas @ertiiraung bes grobs
itoffs nm IL prpSent bepirtt, pofiir
u6er elm gr0berer Grtrag BON aartof.
feIn @riab bietet. Semnad muB tpsis
tere @priitt seiibt iperben, a6er es lit
aud feititebenb, baB cine Qusbunses
rlng iebt ebenio tpentg m0glid 1T, tpie
friiber. Gs III iebo6 taum ansunebmen,
baB elm abermaIigsr WinterfeIbsus
itattfinben tpirb. Die griinblihe Ger
itDruns bes ruiiiI6en Sssres. Sie iebt
Dor iib eebt, perfpribt cine geenbis
eiing bes Srieses Dor 9eginn bes @inz
ters.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-06-22

@ei6oB. ssdniter ni1t in BIZ
Shansardben ssfbidt fonbern II.
in ben fabriten be6alien unb berer
perional nod perbpppelt. Wabrent
Bel &rupp In Triebens3eitsn 10000
Mdnn arbeiteten, iinb jebt osren co..
600 bafelbit beihdftigt unb in gIei9er
Weiie aefhab es in ben iibriesn Waf.
fenfabriten. Sn 2iittih, irofeIbIt eint
ipeltberiibmte Waifenfabrit beitebt,
iperben iest 70 piel Waffen, fpie in irs
aenb elmer Der arobten Snbriien
0euiihlanbs beraeitellt. Nait Der Ieb=
ten Granate tperoen bemnab bic QIs
liirten ebsnfalIs ni6t fieaen.
glber bic 6offnung. bic mad eines
englifhen 9idtsrs 9tusiprud itsts
nsue Murs,In i'm SerJen fabt, peiit
bic 4aiirteu nab elmer neuen @usii6t
bin. Menn @riefenIunb, BuIgarien
nnb Rumdnien, faeen iie, NIT uns gss
ben, tpie Stalien es setbon bat. banr
i6nnen Die Oeutihen gnte Ra6t! Ia
gen. Gs IN iebr sipeifeIbaft, OBJ oiefe
6offnung iih ii6erbaupt reripirtIifen
rpiro. benn nit bieim brsi Ratipnsn
oerbdlt ss iitt in Der Weiis, bab bic
Cine bic Gubere bernuben mil. 9nl.
Qarien perlanat bus griedii6e Wases
bonien, Mfminien perlon9t ein Stiid
Don guledrien unb 9rietenIono rs9s
net auf &brianopsl, oas 8uIgarien
bednipruht. Inter iolher llmiidnbsn
ipirb es BEN Ulr. @rep, 10 isbr sr iit
aud uuf SalIuntenitrsihe peritebt.
ibfper fallen, oieie brei MGttt, bic
chamber an bic aeble iobren tpoIltu,
inter siren Sut gu brinaen. 9t6sr
fsIbit, ipsnn es osldnge. feben ipir on
Stalieu. mas oiefe neusu Berbiinbsten
ipertb limb. Tisies bat cine arobe 2lr.
NEE, bat iis ein Jabr lang einsrerSier.
unb niseeriiiiet uro trobbem Bot iie
Bis ieBt nidt i'm Minoei.en ben Der
Iauf bes arieaes beeinflubt. Stdlisn
tat ieiue 8sritdr,lingen na6 grdnts
reid unb aud nitt nat apuitans
tinopsl geTdidt unb ni6ts fpsitsr nolls
broht, oIs bic gsisbung pom @ebiet,
bas ibm nitt itrittig aenadt ipnrbe.
glIs ss aber aiming, tpittige poiiiios
n.u su bersnren, purbe es sriinbIit
nbaetpieien.
Die brei asrunntsn Mi6te, auT bic
man nod rednst. ,0unen niht 70 oief
Splbdien Ing Sfslo iteuen. ols StoIisn
urb iie ipiirben gu elmer 3sit In ben
Sriea eintreter. ipann HubIarb, bas
bsbeitienb itdrtGy mar, ols alle bier
sufammen (iptr rshneu SioIien sin),
ODllia aus bem 5eISe oefdIassn nor,
hen III.
Pohbem ale bisie Spffnungen su
Waifer gepproen firb. III nt6t Der.
itdnbli6. iporaui bic Guiirisn nod
ibye Soffnung ftiis.n iDnu.en.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-06-22
Der pfliisenbe SolOat.
I'm srftsn g1aibsft b.s .aunit

Sm sriten Raibsft b.s .aunit.
mart" i5rsibt .9rmann llIIman:
gus elmer onasfhoilnsn Sheunt
b.s frawOiii5en Gorfss bintsr beI
iFront itaat Der Sa.t ben Drei6fle,
aeln. TsIosraue ireiben cine Sero,
Rinber ooriiher. liner. 5iibrer, s!pei
llnteyOifi3iere, 5eiaen uuE iiolj. .ibre
Wirtbiddit": bic pferbe unb &iibt im
Stall. Der ME 10 iaubsr aufserGumt
mar ME isbi in Der Sci. hes beutf5en
nllebsrfaIIs", bos Sdbtpein i'm aober,
bas Stroh urb 5eu aui BEN gcben.
Gb ne ju 6agie stfpas nit aanbs
mirtbf6aft 5u ibun bdtten? Der cine
III Qsbrsr, Der onbere aaufmann.
6inter BEN Sous, ouf bem 6iiael,
itrettet Elm Selosrauer tbItiig bin
ter bem gilUge.
Dieier piIiigsnbe goIpot, BEN man
ishr oft bsgesnet, bat eerabe'u eiipas
Spmbolii6es fir einen aeiuiTen 9eiit
in unierem Beer, fir cine iebr bsbeuts
fame Seits isines Meieus. 8eipib piro
bel ieirsr pdrtei mebr Der Rrisa nur
nit Shieker unb Gieten etfi6rt,
ipiribihaiiIIde, perietrstshnilts Gul.
tlrarbeit i'm snqeren Sinne mub iibers
al aeItiiist psrben. usberaq bat bieIe
qr6sit aud, ubaeieben Don iet,nii6en
Souberuuildben, bic sigsus baSu aus
1etilcetsr SruppenibsiIen anp,rtrcui
iino, 9umsiii ireenbtpie nit adnbs
ipirtbidait, nit Qder, @olb, Deibe,
9ie6, !6uus unb 6of 81 tbun. Dus
qdHae Qeben .braubsH" II; ia dlri cine
9lri RatuyaIlpirtbftaft bO6ii unmits
isitarer Grt einesftellt, Gelo bat Be.
areiflidxrpsiIs an piel.n Sislsn fdit
ieinen Wsrth. nub of penug in Der
Solbut botft aipingenb auf ben 9obsn
perpisin, ouf b.m er iteht unb nm
hen er idmpft. lleberan itebi Der Sol,
bat aud bsuie nod trob It6nit unb
i'm 5elbe1. 2tber bic
Grt, ME Oisie 4enberling bes 2ebenss
suiiarbes, bic fir pisle unfersr aeite
ia iebr grob III. aufeenommsn unb
nitt mir ertraeeu, ionbern bi.lfa6
nit Hrsubs erlebt uHb inrrlih berors
beitet iDirb: Die tebrt taum Bel irssnb
sinem gOI'e rpieber. lini,r Stsr III als
inc ipabrbnfte @rtptunu bss gon5sn
9oltes. a0sr Bernie, Sdtigt.iisn unb
anlaaen, pernlSse Der Organization
Ieiner grbeit i'm frieben. ni6t nur
fir iene friebIide ariegsar
belt beionbsrs gut porbsreiiet: ss
brtnai ou5 BEN Wefsniti6en bieier
ienern lGHbIiden 3ug an !
.bnen. unoertennbdr cine bsIonbere
)leiauna entaeeeH.
Die dubert iiG Bel ben Ginfabiten. |
BEL ben Qanbbetppbnern une
nitteIbur. Sie psrtieft irnb perfeinsrt
ih Bel ben aus ben Stdbtsn, aus |
zen aeiitissn 9erufen, aus Der Sns
,uitrie &ommsnbm bur6 ben 9eaens
ab 5u tbrem bisberieeu 2ebsn. Wdn
oirb rnsGblige Mal an uniers Won'
'erpSasl etiunert: ale DeutI9eu TN |
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-06-22
Ssannoueraner SANDER safino.

Gns S1nnopcrnner llntcrit. mnu.
der aniino bat cin sSeit i'm 5reien
iiir feline Ritelirber irnb 6eren 5auii.
lien arrangirt, bas Sonntna, 81 Sn.
nj, in 9iern1ns @robe I'M Sitenb
itGttiinbet, Die 9orbereitiinoen iinb
anis Bette getrcfien, icont Der er.
ioIs nid|t misbIeiben fam. Man neh.
me bic Gtrabenbobn biz 5iir GarreI
Strnbe imb BON bort inbren aito.
trifs baIErinbIt& uun Geitplas.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-06-22

Die GnslGnber riihmen bic
Weni6liateit Der siirten. 2esteren tit
es ni4t mO9lih, bas 8OmpIiment su
ertpibern, ba es taum Elm @ergsben ees
Gen Die 3iDiliiution sibt, beiTen bic
Gngldnber iia niht ihulbig aema6t
bdtten, nobel bic Regieruns NIT belH
gemeiniten p6bel tpetteifert. Shmads
poa lit bic gehanbluns Der berltTden
Snternirten, gang Defenders in ben
aolonien, mo ipeibe Jrauen ben Wlibs
hanblunger BON farbisen Solboten
uuseeIeBt iinb. Grit bur6 RepreFaIien
mubts bic enslifbe Regieruns, tpel6e
ouf fold bober Stufe iteben piG, BON
Oeuti6Ianb belsbrt fperber, 8riegsges
fansene einigermaben anitdrbig su be-
hanbeln. gs ift audi snsliits 3ipilis
fdtion, bas @DIterredt nit Siibeu gu
treten unb barin 10 nett su pebcn, tub
elm @eriud gema6t fpirb. 3ipiliiien
aus5uhunsern unb es III cine srbdrms
lihe SSeig6eit fid9 binter Der Glogge
neutralsr Rationen gu perfteden.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-06-22

'Qluslanbe matisn. Da biefe aber auf
eine sanss Reibe Don Subren ausges
idlofeI limb, 70 gsbietet bic @orfidt
bic Reierpen, iiber bic mir jsbt gebies
ten, eiienfeit gu balteu unb tie ieb.
nidt nah aonbon abflieben gu Iaiien,
bas ups bas Selb ni6t anriideritdt'
ten tonnte, lpeun mir es brouden uno
bic 3ablung in ameritdniiden Papiss
rem leiiteu rpiirbe. nit bensn bic ames
ritaniide Saufmannitaft nidts ans
fanaen t0nnte.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-06-22
Die 8riten unb grobritsn bas


Die 8riter unb grpbrt!su bos
ben ben bunbertffen Sabrestag BON
Wuterlop gum Qnlab senpmmen, Inn
@eraIeite aniiasn 1apoleon I. unp
Dilhelm II. arsufteIen, bic rdtiirli6
Su bes 2eBterer lluguniter ausfallen,
ober in Wirtli6teit cine ehrenbs Iners
tennuna bilben. Gins bieier llrtbeile
aebt ba6in, baR Der beutfhe 8aifer tein
militGriI6es @enie lei. Riemanb bat
bies 6ereitfpilliger arertannt, ats bieier
ielbit, fpte er aud fpieberbolt ertldrt
bat, bub er niht mad triegerifden Sbs
rem itrebs. Sein Sbeul mar, bic beuts
i6e Nation nit ben Se9nunaen BEG
Sriebens au beoliiden unb er bat iiber
Elm @ierteliabrhunbert Idng bic
ftltmmiten qropotationen bes Guss
l1nbes rubig hingenommen. I'm einen
&rieg ni6t uuftommen su laiIen. Grit
ols BON alien Seiten bic Geinoe iiber
Oeutf6lanb berfielen, 5oq er bus
S6pert unb bieies mar blant urb
idarf, tpie feline sSeinbe bns jest erFa6s
rem ba6en. or fufte teinen Sried.
dber er that ieine pfli6t, tnbsm er iih
auf einen iolhen porbereitet bielt unb
bos III aud fir bic 3utunft neboter.
Die rnoiinitiae geograpbiI6e Gage
9eutihldnbs, bds bon ben mGftigiter
Rationen Der Grbe umgeben iii, stpinqt
es bo5u. Iein Riift3eus beitdnbid IN
Srbnung su bulten unb 9eutiflanb
1T oerloren, tpenn Inn iemuls sin Raj
Ter bethlehem Tetr iollte. Der bic Sis
herbeit bes Reihes oerua6ldiiiot.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-06-22

Sn Der bsutf6eu Wtrtb@
Ito5ts3eitun1 finben mir einer Dir
titel, ber bic ppn perfhiebeneu Seiten
IN Deutihlonb dnesreets gohtottirunl
amerttanii6er Waoren b66it mibbiIs
li1enp beurt6eilt. gs pirb boraui
bingepieIen, bag bic meiiten america
nii6en ginfuhren unentbebrlih iinb.
neil lie in RobItpffeu, pte Baum:
potle, aupfer, SGuten, 9Setrpleum II.
(. 10. beiteben. 0te iihriesr Waarer,
bic importirt fperben, ME S6rs;bmaf
ffincn, 'sahrrGocr uub Itnopirth
ihaftli6e Muihlnen tpmmsn peni1
in getra6t, bo bic Giufuhr hierin ntht
bebeutenb 1T; uber Elm goHtOtt e0nute
Observation-Disclosures reaeln oerdn@
laFen bic Oeutfdhldnb ITtDer empftns
ben tuiiroen, ba lie bcuti6e Wduren
treffen rpIrben, bic aus onberen Sdnr
tern Iih besiebeu luifeu. 9ds III cine
Dolltcmmen rihttee OdrIesung beg
Sadperhalts. Der goltott III bic
Waffs ihpa6er g2utionen unb audi IN
ibrem sFdQ niht touberlif; miriam.
Gobann 1T niht gu pergsTsr, bub bic
Der. Staaten auh cine fpibtiee polie
tifte gebeutun1 fir 9eutihluno be-
iiben. @enr aud auqeaeben iperoen
mub, odB in bieism Sriege bic amsris
taniihe 9olittt oou Sreunoli6teit pss
o,n 9eutitblanb melt sntferRt 1T,
10 1T nibt qeIagt. oab rs tmmer 10
iein rire unb es liegt and bic Bfli6t
por, oieIe 8eiinuun1 nidi 81 bsitGrs
fen, ionbern lie Su Gnbern, po5u elm
8cptott iiderlih nidt bos gseianete
W3ittel bietet. Die 9(enberund fpiro
eintreten unter elmer neusn Gbminis
ftrution, bic Elm beHeres @eritGrbnib
iiir bic 8eoiirfnifIe Der ameritorii6en
9(uslar6poIitit beiibt, uls lie jeBt te'
itebt unb iobdIb bic 2eitung un'srer
ausnGrtiQer qnqefeaenheiten in bic
0Gnoe oon Mdnnern delanat III, bic
etpas bon Sem Geiite betunben, ben
SefretGre pie SoD urb &nor pffena
bart bd6en, 1T cine bsiOsn 2dncsrn
eriprieblic6s Gnndberung gu ertportsr.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-06-22
Sir 9eorgegaifb, Der ri.


nans Grpert Der englii6en Regie.
runq, nil aus ben Ser. Staatsn Diel
8elo bolen uno iagt, tie t0nnten febr
piel lieferu, fpenn lie lire 6isberias
Spariamteit fortIesen. Wos Der ebIe
. 6srr Spdriamteit rsnnt, 1T cine
Not6laae Der Grteg, ben unTers
@oIfenlteierunqen in bic 2GNge 3iss
ben. hat cine peitge6enbe 2Gbmung
unicres Sdrbels unb uniersr Sn4
buitrte berporgerufen, mas an Der gros
ben 8ei6Gftiauraslofiqteit gu erieben
lit. 0araus erai6t Iih eine gertnae
gta6fruge nud 9dnt Sacilitdten. 10
oab bic @eloer itth an ben iibIi6eu
9epoIitsniteIlsr anIammeIn. gs pdre
o6er i'm b6aiten 9raOe pefdbrlih,
bieIe 9sloer an bic triegfiibrenoen
WiGhte 3u Derleiben, bo lie nidt einae:
trte6en tperbcn tonnten, tpenn ndh Be
enbigunq Oes 9rieaes uuiere Snbuitrie
ipieoer in 5hGtigteit ggfebt peroen
folI. 90 qrpB fpie bic getrdge, bic
jebt CUR frsien @erfiigln5 its6sn, ere
iheinen, iiberitetgen iie bod nidt ben
getrog, beiTsn Snbuitrie unO 6anbef
unter normdlsu 8erbdltntifen 6eoiir
fen. Wenn mir friiber nit geringsreu
9dormittelr arbeiteten, 70 Oermohten
mir bies nur. tnbem mir GnIeihen i'm
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-06-22


ep5rants 8egnuSiguna
perbtent pantbare 9lnertenRung aus
benz @runbe, rab @Oltperneur Slotor
ben Wtutb bate, Gjere6tigteit Su iiben,
auf bic Gefabr bin. jebe gluaii6t aui
tpeitere politiide Gbren gu periher5en
Der bic Dabl seiteIlt, einer tuiitbenben
8oltsmense fi4 ~ent9egenauitenlnlen
pber iein 9etpiTen gu befleden, bat er
fih fir bic mannbafte Sbat eHtibieben.
3aB er seirrt bate. ibeint uns tnios
fern aussei3loiIen, bdb slei6piel ME
man iiber Srants ShuIb pberllnihulS
oenten mag, bic sbatiaae feititebtt,
bab i6m teiH ebrli6er Yro5eB
osnpabt norben lit. Dds Bolt, burh
perT6iebsne oordngeganeene 6rauen'
W2orbe erbittert, pollts Elm Opfer bas
ben unb idiidterte burh &unbsebunz
gen Der GntriiitrIng i'm Seriatsiaale
rie 8eIhtporensn Elm. Bon 9rDBer
@i6tigteit 1T es audi, bah bios Elm
3eugs gegen 5runt auftrat uno bas
mar Elm in Idledtem Rufe itebenber
Reeer, Der, pie Der 9ouOerneur ouss
fiibrli8 barleete 70 pieIe pioeripres
6enbe 9lngaben madte, bab man ieis
nem 3eusniB unmOglia 6laubsn
identen tonnte, mas ben Ginbrud pers
itGrtt. bdb SFrunt nid,t pon elmer uns
parteiiihen Surp, iOnoern pon einem
piitbenben 8oltsbuufen pro3eIirt NOR
ben lit. Gs pGre bic Qflidt oes Rt4s
ters getpeien, ben Dabripru6 peger
bes b06ft ungeniisenben Seneismates
riols umsuitoben unb Der Rihter bat
na5trdslih in slpei peri6ieosnen 9risa
fen ansrtannt, bub er Ii6 i4per sssen
bie cSuftis persanaen bat. inbem er ben
Wdbripru6 befteben lieB. 0as rehtz
fertigt bic 9tnli6t BEG @ouDerneurs
Sloton, bdb er iid burh @erpeigerune
beg 9nabengefuds bes Wsorbes 'dul@
biq qemo1t bate unb er Der5ient bic
qnertsnnung QIer. Del6e DtaunssS
mut6 ad,ten unb ii9 Elm gsritdnonlB
fir 9eretrtgteit betpo6rt haben.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1915-01-28
SHOP H TWISTERS
By E. N.

Wanted An honest man. Whoa! Wait
a minute and don't crowd.
Deputy Sullivan was around Saturday
selecting men for night work.
Shorty, our mascot has been detailed for
night work on the ballers.
Wanted-One first class bale sewer.
Steady work guaranteed. Apply to shop
H.
g.. our one time baler, had added an
''l'' to his jobs name, by becoming a
baller.
The Pirate has returned from a short stay
on the famous Little Round Top. We are
glad to see you are well again, mate.
Foreman Lesh looks as though he might
have been trying to pull cat tail, judging
by the looks of his hands. But believe me,
it was no cat, for | was there and saw the
scratching done.
Bad luck comes in punches. First three
days of the week l was sick, then just as
the ''dopey' feeling fades away before the
onslaught of DR.. Newman's pills, tried to
break thumb. And once more it is a
visit to the NJ. d.
Old Gent-My boy, why is it that the
people of this country celebrate George
Washington birthday and do not celebrate
mine,
Boy-George Washington never told lie
Old Gent-Oh! see.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1915-01-28
B. and o. NOTES
BIZ Otto Mobile

GA man who doesn't like music is hope
lessly lost" Unknown.
Nil desperandum will compose song en-
titled The Chapel Twins It's bound to
be big hit. Accent the hit.
The orchestra will soon start to work up
the musical program for the Chautauqua
Circles quarterly meeting to be held in the
near future.
The orchestra left their suppers on the
outer balcony last Sunday while playing
at dinner. Clint surmised that Duke would
enjoy it immensely if she happened to come
visiting.
Customer: E'Have you a house situated
five miles from any habtation''
Agent: eyes sir. Going to practice
the simple life, | suppose.
Customer: Nope! the trombone.
No millionaire offering new viola has
made himself heard, and no specialist has
prescribed for the ailments of aforesaid
fiddle, Otto NJ. has started negotiations
for the purchase of ''rare old viola, for
sale cheap We await returns.
The entertainment afforded Warden
Reeds guests today, was composed of local
talent, entirely, consisting of the orchestra
and white and colored choirs. The solists
were Kubelik, Tom S. and Frank M :, sing
ing and scoring big hits in "That Orchestra
Rag Sunshine and Roses and "lt's a
Long Way to Tlpperary," respectfully,
being assisted by the large male chorus.
Prof. Schmidt wrote the orchestra arrange
nent for the songs.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1915-01-28
LIE BLANC CHOIR MEssIEURS
By Monsieur Rae

The Christian Science service was fairly
we'll attended on Sunday last
Mistah Langford was sublime in his solo
"Face to Face. ''Ah fer sure did NAH
best said he.
The balcony of the auditorium was al
most vacuous. The ineptitude of the
weather was the obvious cause.
"An' d ye moind, Baron quoth lie
Marquis Connolly, tn Tipperary song,
tbs tn fonest in tn w-u-r-l-d bedad.'
One cannot help bat laud the amicsble
Beau Esprita for his Jealous efforts toward
the choir. This palladium wrote all the
chorus paraphernalia for the entertainment,
a cursive food of diaphoretic was observed
gushing down his curvated nasal organ to-
wards the floor
LA OPERA MISERABLE
Let us collate the metaphysics of the
operate neophite whose fragile tact at the
opportune moment will at all times meta
morphose success to subvert. The colon of
mental grandeur environs with prehensile
alacrity, as he cites the three C's: calm,
cool, and collected.
''Pshaw, an infallible panacea,' solilo-
quized he, and to verify his statement, he
chants the lyric thru with inveterate enra-
vishment, until the sineput of the Christie
pher Columbus picture which hangs upon
the wall of his third room back seems an
imated with fructiferous encouragement
Methodically the Might of Nights has ar
| rived, and he is unequivocally elated, for,
is this not the time when interestellar re-
| suits will install him with vertical accIvity'
The house is packed to its utmost capac-
ity, the overture which explicates the can
erous synopis of La Opera has been played
in mastery manner, and the phasis of
the play is eagerly looked for. ''Your turn
next" announces Billy Buttons, the call
| next, announces Billy buttons, the Call
boy to our hero. lis the critical moment
of desideratum, and as a vocal praxs he
gives vent to boisterous halloo, which
apparently peregrinates the atmosphere at
an alarming rate. Vertigo and nausea APP
pear consecutively, soporihc yawns fill the
hiatus. 1t is the beginning of the end.
He reels toward the center of the stage in
similarity to noctamhulist, with spas
modic baton the condutor gives him his
cue, it is the defoliation, he has had his
| initial and it is his finale. Moral:- Faith is
predominant in every sphere of life.
STANZA:
Brave the storm with firm endeavour,
Let your vain repinings go.
Hopeful hearts will find forever
Roses underneath the snow.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1915-01-28
COBS AND DAUBS
By OIL.

We notice Prof. Mooney and his crew
are steadily piling up canvasses in shop P.
Beau is our efficient, official roller tester
and he is some there at strengthening out
rods.
Did you ever see Kansas cyclone? |,
is nothing compared with Sammy and an
old broom. Now, is it?
Reel-arms are being put up daily and
stored in shop P. until seat-boards start.
Levers, which are also packed with the
seat-boards are being finished by the
hundreds.
Don't fellow feel cheap when he has to
sit with the dummy gang'' He can ca,
more tits true, but what's that compared
with chance for ''blowing off steam and
being normal for twenty minutes.
Binder attachments will soon make theil
appearance. A spraying machine will be
used to give them the coat of primer, and
the parts showing above the decks will be
color-varnished. Two men will be able tC
handle the paint end, two the packing, two
the Grating, and one building the crates.
the Grating, and one building the crates.