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The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02

Next years gowns will button up
the back. This will end the question
of unemployment among married men.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02

A married man who was recently
hypnotized says IL made him feel just
like 1t does when his wife makes up
her mind.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02

The long and short OF neutrality;
81 don't care"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02

The three great lessons taught by
the war In Europe relate to subma-
rines. battle cruisers and aircraft.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02

Inventions for locating a submarine
should specify in the plans whether
the locating is before or after.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02

Submarine warfare has not yet sue
ceeded In sending international law
to the bottom.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02

Can a man marry on three dollars
a day." The question Is out OF order.
Men do not marry by the day.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02

While the inventors are ~inventing
they might invent some cheap and
sane substitute for war.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02

II the government should dictate to
women, as Fashion docs. there would
be another big war.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02

The fellow who is paid for being .
fool isn't enc.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02
u. S. SUBMARINE REFLOATED
TOWED TO QUARANTINE STATION
IN HONOLULU HARBOR
Naval Board to Make Thorough in
v~estigation to Learn Cause of Dis
aster Last March.

Honolulu, T. H., Aug. 31.-The Unit
ed States submarine "a, submerged
outside the harbor here since March
20 last, has been relocated and towed
to the quarantine station at Honolulu.
Although the F-4 has been brought
into the harbor, the wreck is still sub
merged to a depth of six feet and prob
ably will not be dry locked for several
days. Nothing has been divulged by
the naval officials regarding conditions
II known, inside the vessel.
The actual raising operation occu-
pied two hours, the plans of the en-
g%ineers working without a hitch. The
still submerged derelict was towed
slowly into the harbor, where all the
shipping, including the informed Ger
man gunboat Geier, half masted their
flags.
When the submarine has been dry
locked. a board composed of Rear Ad-
miral Clifford j. Boush, commandant
OF the naval station; Lieutenant Kirby
B. Crittenden, and Naval Constructor
julius A. Furer, will begin a thorough
investigation for the purpose of ascer-
tanning If possible the cause of the
disaster.
Crew of Twenty-Five Men.
a Francisco, Aug. 30.-The sub
marine F-4, commanded by Lieutenant
Albert L. EIDE, and with a crew of q
men, went to the bottom off the harbor
of Honolulu March %, 1915, during
maneuvers of the FL squadron. She
was located two days later and Diver
John Agrase of the navy descended
215 feet, establishing a new worlds
record, in an effort to facilitate the
work of bringing her to the surface.
Her crew, it was said, might have
been alive at this time, but attempts
at rescue failed and on March 80 Rear
Admiral c. R. T. Moore, commanding
the Honolulu naval station, reported
that the F4 lay in 270 feet of water,
and would have to be raised by pom
ICONS.
At the time of the accident, reports
gained circulation that the F-4 was
not in good shape when she went be
low water. These were officially de-
MED.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02

The more imagination the fond
mother has the earlier the baby tries
to talk.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02

Money used to make the mare go.
Can the mortgage do the same for the
auto?
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02
INTENDS TO GIVE FULL SATISFAc-
TION TO UNITED STATES
FOR SINKING OF
ARABIC.
PREPARATION FOR DEATHS
DUE TO LUSITANIA LOSS
Teuton Ambassador Informs State De.
partment That Berlin Is Ready to
Renew Discussion of Incident
Report of U-6oat Captain
Expected.

Washington, Aug. 30.-Germany's
intention to offer full satisfaction to
the United States for the sinking of
the liner Arabic with a loss of two
American lives has been c~ommunicat.
ed formally TO the state department
by Count Won Bernstorff, the German
ambassador on instructions from the
Berlin foreign Office.
The ambassador read to Secretary
Lansing a memorandum outlining the
position of his government. 1t prom.
Used that If 1t was found that the
Arabic was attacked without warning
the Imperial government not only
would promptly disavow the act, but
would give the United States full
satisfaction" This, II Is we'll known,
would have to include reparation for
the Americans lost and
that such tragedies would not be re.
peated.
In a Waiting Attitude.
No further developments in the sit.
uation are expected now until the sub.
marine commander who sank the Ara
bic has reported to Berlin. In the
meantime President Wilson and Secre.
tary Lansing. though visibly encour.
aged and relieved by Count von Bern.
storff's assurances and reports from
Ambassador Gerard on his conferences
with Foreign Minister Won Jagow are
In a waiting attitude.
Before the American government
can speak, there must be forthcoming
the German disavowal and explana-
tion of what all evidence received has
seemed to prove was an 'unfriendly
act"
Fer Lusitania Deaths.
1t became known that the state de.
partment has been informed that Ger
the Lusitania incident and to offer rep.
aration for the American lives lost
when that vessel was sent to the bot.
tom without warning by a German
submarine. There has been no re.
Spouse to the last American note on
this subject, and 1t is known that the
United States would not listen to rep
aration proposals with the situation
created by the sinking of the Arabic
still pending. With the attack on the
Arabic disavowed, however, and guar
antees given against repetition, a Ger
"a communication explaining that
the Lusitania was torpedoed as a re-
prisal against Great Britain under a
misapprehension that she was armed,
and that killing of Americans was re-
GREETED and not intended, and offer
ing reparation, probably would pave
the way for amicably closing the in
cident.
U-6oat Captains Report.
In German quarters, confidence was
felt that the submarines report would
soon reach Berlin.
German officials have made it plain
that their government, as soon as it
has relieved the strain upon its rela-
tons with the United States by limit
ing submarine activities, will ask the
American government to demand that
Great Britain and her allies cease in
terfcring with legitimate neutral com
merce and thus permit the importa.
ton of foodstuffs for the German civil
population.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02

One imagines that 1t was a starving
woodsman who invented the BURBERRY
pie.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02

What would the world do without
women" asked a heat-crazea writer.
Probably sit around on its bare skin.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02

The man who borrows trouble gen.
orally loses interest to the loan sharks.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-02
It hurts a Mexican Just as much as
It does q Belgian to starve.

To a woman who doesn't like them,
children are just young'uns.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01
Iowa in the Mud

O borne, o, March 20 To
the Eiitor:: When | left Iva
March l6, the state was under
going the annual mud blockade
because of road conditions Il
fact at many points we were
reminded of a swamp There
were no more real highways
than fifty years ago But up
on reaching Indiana and Ohio,
highways we're like city streets
dry and smooth Horse
drawn vehicles, automobiles,
motor trucks, we're in active
use, same as IN summer. If we
did not see l., it would be hard
to believe that the great, rich,
beautiful, everywhere well
spoken of state Of Iowa would
be permitted to continue in a
primative road condition, and a
back number because of ne.
glect to pass Elective laws pro-
viding for permanent road con.
struction. C. Nysewander.
Register Leader.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

Sheriff Myers went to Omaha
yesterday and located all of the
things stolen from the j. w.
Nelson home Thursday and
then in a short time had the
young man located who had
taken the things. He proved
to be Soren Nelson who was ex
ira Waterman at the Sixth St,
crossing. He had taken the
things to Omaha and pawned
them. Sheriff Myers brought
him back last evening and then
took him to Logan and today
County Attorney Mclaughlin
went up there as he was will
ing to plead guilty to grand
larceny. He will probably be
sentenced to several years in
Anamosa.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01
kensington

The ladies of the Christian
church gave a Kensington at
the home of Mrs. j. j. Ford yes
terday afternoon with Mes
danes Ford, Gowen, Crewdsen
and Bessire acting as hostesses.
The afternoon was pleasantly
spent in visiting and fancy
work. Rea lings by Mrs. Evans
of Omaha, and music by Miss
Wayne Hough of Crescent, and
Miss Mildred Gowen we're also
greatly enjoyed.
At the close of the afternoon
the hostess served refresh
ments to about forty ladies.
The next meeting will be held
at the home of Mrs. Chris Pet.
'erson, April 8
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

Logan, la, March 20 With
the jail pretty we'll stocked
with-prisoners, and the officers
reaching OUT and taking in an
erring stranger now and then;
or, taking one or more men
away to begin an indie erminate
sentence, in addition to looking
after juries and summoning
witnesses Sheriff M. D. Myers,
Deputy G w. Atkins and Clerk
Irwin have been leading a
strenuous life the past few
weeks.
Perphaps one of the most inn
portant captures and "haul, !"
was the apprehension of Soren
Nelson and the recovery of two
suits Of clothing, two oyercoats,
two hats, two pairs Of shoes,
two pairs of gloves, "Big
Ben" clock, and the confession
of Mr.. Nelson through the
clever work of Sheriff Myers
and others at Omaha, Friday.
The goods were stolen from j.
i w. Nelson, at Missouri Valley.
Mr.. Nelson plead guilty to
charge of grand larceny and
was sentenced by Judge
Thomas Arthur, Saturday af-
ternoon, to five years at hard
labor, at Fl. Madison. This is
regarded as a record breaker
for apprehension, confession,
recovery of the stolen goods
and sentencing of the culprit
all in two days. tits confident
ly asserted that no time was
lost by Sheriff Myers, Clerk
Irwin, or Judge Arthur. Mel
son made close connections in
returning to Logan, making his
confession, taking a bath,
changing his clothes, eating
his meals, entering a plea of
guilty, and receiving his SEN
Itence. 1t is believed that for
dispatch of business in criminal
court, the foregoing record can
not he surpassed, even where
the jitney bus is in full opera
ton.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

Logan, Ia, March 26 In the
Holstein- Mahoney $4,000 ali
enation damage case in the
district court, the plaintiff, Hol-
stein, was placed on the witneas
stand and told of his alleged
wrongs at the hands of the de-
PENDANT. When he fell into
the hands of Cochran and Bar
rett for cross examination, he
nearly collapsed. Aside from
the alleged embracing and kiss
ing, Mr.. Holstein admitted that
he saw nothing else seriously
wrong, but that he suspected
much. Small and Goodman,
witnesses for Mr.. Holstein, did
not fully corroborate him in all
matters. The plaintiffs wife
contradicted her husband and
told much of their family
troubles since their marriage,
corroborating the defendant,
wFo, in his answer asserts that
he held no improper relations
with the plaintiffs wife, and
that he did not ALLEVIATE her
affections, hut on the contrary
the plaintiff first sought to OBJ
tain a divorce from his wife;
then the wife began action for
divorce and later secured a
divorce on the grounds of cruel
and inhuman treatment.
The jury was out five and one
half hours and returned a YER
dict for the defendant, Maho-
ney, at ten o'clock last night.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01
Whooping Cough

We'll knows the
effect of Pine Forests on
Coughs. DR.. Bells Pine. Tar.
Honey is a remedy which
brings quick relief for Whoop-
ing Cough, loosens the mucous,
soothes the lining of the throat
and lungs, and makes the
coughing spells less severe. A
family with growing children
should not be without it. Keep
it handy for all Coughs and
Colds. 25c at your Druggist.
Electric Bitters a Spring
Tonic. ago
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01
Strengthened Him Out

j. P. Jones, Boothe, Ark,
writes: II had a severe case of
kidney trouble and could do no
work at all. Foley Kidney Pills
Strengthened me out at once"
The same story is told by thous-
ands of others; weak back,
rheumatism, kidney and blad-
der troubles yield quickly. Safe
and effective.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01
Take Care of the Children

A lingering cod, distressing
cough, sleepless nights, a raw,
inf 4med throat lead a rundown
condition in which the child is
not able to resist contagious
diseases. Foley's Honey and
Tar is truly healing and prompt
in action. Il relieves coughs,
colds, Group and whooping
cough. Contains no opiates.
Sold everywhere. a29
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01
Your Child's Cough
Is a Call for Help

Don't put off treating your
child's cough. 1t not only saps
their strength, but often leads
to more serious ailments. Way
risk? You don'1 have 10 DR..
Kings New Discovery is just
the remedy your child needs.
1t is made with soothing, heal
ing and antiseptic balsams
Will quickly check The cold ard
soothe YOUR child's cough
away. No odds how bad the
cough or how long standing,
DR.. Kings New Discovery will
stop it. It's guaranteed. just
get a bottle from your druggist
and try it. a29
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01
A Happy Home
Read What Peruna Did, .

Mrs. James F. Summit. No. 1905
East Eighth ST.. Muscatine. Iowa,
writes:
my health was SO miserable for
years that was practically an in
valid. We had no family. owing to
my i'll health. / was induced to give
Peruna trial, and found very quickly
that It was helping me.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

Frank Burke, the affable
young soda dispenser formerly
with Doty & Peterson has &C
cepted a position with Fred
Pieruccini at the Palace of
Sweets, jerking soda for the
coming season.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01
Children Cry
FOR FLETcnER's
CA 8 T q RIA
School Notes

All those who went from the
High School to Mr.. Deur's or
chard Monday afternoon, are
thankful to Mr.. Deur for the
privilege and for the box of
apples found in each wagon, to
which all did justice. The
practical lessons of pruning
trees and grapes and the sug-
.gested means of combating the
destructive codling moth were
very instructive.
Roy Campbell, Durward Rob-
erts and Aleta Roberts are alb
sent from school, having an at
tack of measles.
Don't forget to attend our
debate Friday night. The pro
ceeds to go to the benefit of the
Athletic Association.
Prof Warren, Glenn Williams
Fred Evans and Harold Nc
Queen will 20 to Denison Fri
DAY night to meet the Denison
High School in the debating
contest.
Considerable interest is being
manifested in, the intermediate
grades in spelling. A list Of
Two hundred practical words
have been given, upon which
they have been studying for a
week or more. Tuesday a con-
test was held at First Ward, in
which the pupils of Miss Faiths
room we're victors over Miss
Chalfant's and Miss Cutters
pupils. Wednesday at Third
Ward, the pupils in Miss
Beagle's, Miss Laughrey's and
Miss Morgan's rooms will com.
pete for honors. The winners
in this contest will then have 9
contest with Miss Faiths pupils
to determine the winners be-
tween the two wards. The fin.
al contest will be held the first
week after vacation and the
parents of the children and
Others are cordially invited,
This contest will be held in the
evening in the High School
assembly room. The fact that
the spelling of our High School
pupils was such that two lessons
weekly are now being given,
convinces one that more empha'
sis should be given this impot
tant branch in the grades
There are many words found
in our spoilers which the aver.
age Individual would never use
in a lifetime. The teachers are
eliminating such words and Civ
ing emphasis to the words that
belong to the vocabulary of the
average individual. Ifspelline
is properly taught in the grades
with an elimination of non
practical words, there is no ne
cessity for having it in the higf
school curriculum.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01
ANSWER THE CALL
Missouri Valley People Have
Found That This Is

.
Necessary
A cold, a strain, a sudden
wrench,
A little cause may hurt the
kidneys.
Spells of backache often fol-
low,
Or some irregularity of the
urine.
A splendid remedy for such
attacks,
A medicine that has satisfied
thousands
Is Doan's Kidney Pills.
Thousands of people rely up
on it.
Here is one case:
John Sheer, N Broadway,
Onawa, Iowa, says: II have
given Doan's Kidney Pills a
thorough trial and | know that
they are prompt in curing kid
ney trouble. Whenever | have
cause for complaint, | get a
supply of Doan's Kidney Pills
and they promptly relieve me- "
Price SOC, at all dealers.
Don't simply ask for a kidney
remedy-get Doan's Kidney
Pills-the same that Mrs.
Giger recommends. Foster
Milburn Co. Props, Buffalo,
N. Y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

Saturday night the Presby-
terrain choir met with Mrs Geo.
Gceen. Twelve being present.
After practice Mrs. Green sur
prised them with a cafeteria
luncheon, to which all did full
Justice. The remainder of the
evening was spent in a social
good time.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

Fire

The fire department was
called to the Ed Adams home
on Third street about one
O'Clock this morning in response
to a still alarm. When they
arrived they found the whole
interior of the house afire and
before the flames we're ex-
tinguished all of the furniture
and the inside of the house was
destroyed. The flames had
eaten into the partitions and
were very hard to fight Again
at six o'clock the department
was called back as a spark had
evidently been smould-ring and
the roof was found to be on fire.
The cause of the fire is q mys-
terry as the entire family was
away from home at the time it
happened. 1t evidently origin
ated in a closet under the stairs
probably in a pile of old clothes
The loss is fully covered by in
surance.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

This is hardly automobile
weather but many cars are be-
ginning to appear on the
streets.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

Mrs. d. W. Bennett and
daughter, Pearl, of Glenwood,
are here for a f. days the
guests of the Arnold Bennett
nome.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

Mrs. Susan Tamisiea, mother
of Drs. John and Hugh Tamil
siea, is reported very i'll at her
home on Third street.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

II am now well and happy. We
have a baby boy. which we believe is
the direct consequence of my inn
proved health. He is our first and
only child. and If Peruna had not
cured me Of my ailments we should
never have had him. hope every
suffering woman will give Peruna q
trial. the same as I have" .
Those who object to liquid medi.
cines can now procure Peruna Tab.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01
Children Cry
FOR FlETCHER'S
Q a 8 T Q RIA

walter west or South DakO.
ia will be here about Wednes-
day to be yard man at the New
ton Lumber Yard John Warn
Ike will be foreman of the ce-
ment and tile factory Mr.. New
ton has just purchased.
Editor Strobe of Blair was a
pleasant Times caller today.
Robt. W. Harvey returned
from Des Moines last evening
where he has been on business
this week.
And still the chilly weather
continues.
E M. Rhodabeck went to
Mapleton last evening to help
Moskovitz Bros, in their big
opening there today.
Louie La Due bought a Ford
touring car of Foote & Sahn to-
day.
A Sluggish Liver
Needs Attention
Let your liver get torpid and
you are in for a spell of misery.
Everybody gets an attack now
and tnen. Thousands OF peo-
pie keep their livers active and
healthy by using DR.. Kings
New Life Pills. Fine for the
stomach, too. Stop the d zzi-
ness, constipation, blliousness
ana indigestion. Clear the
biz cd. Only 25c at your dug
gist. a29
This is the first Saturday for
many weeks that the roads
have been so the farmers could
get into town, and from the
looks of the hitching racks the
most of them surely took adj
v lntsge of it today.
Miss Ina Shea is spending
her spring vacation with home
folks in Blencoa, Iowa.
The friends of Mrs. j. F,
Lewis of Council Bluffs will te
surprised to learn of her mar.
riage in Rockford, Mo-, last
week to A. L Embody of Iii.
nois. Mrs. Lewis is a former
resident of the Valley and hel
many friends extend congratu.
lations.
Miss Grace Briggs will spend
her vacation in California Jet,
with her cousin Miss Florence
Sproul.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

The Telephone Company pro-
poses to issue new directories
next month.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

If you check up the number
Of bottles used you will fi,d
Foley's Honey and Tar in great
er demand than any other
cough medicine. 1t is safe,
prompt and effective for colds,
Group, hoarseness, bronchial
coughs, throat trouble and la
grippe. 1t contains no opiates
and is the preferred cough me-
dicine for children. Sold every
where. a29
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

Gerald Friend, the 10 YEAR
old son of Dick Friend, suffered
a fractured leg this morning
when his horse fell with him.
He was rounding the corner at
5th & Ontario when his horse
Slipped on the pavement and
fell pinning him beneath in
such a manner as to fracture
his left leg. He was attended
by Drs. John Tamisiea and
Konigmacher.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01
Children Cry
FOR FlETCHER'S
Q a 8 ORlA

Hjalmer Scoe, of Fremont, is
here for a few days the guest
of relatives and friends.
j. E. Orme was an Omaha
passenger this morning.
The State Savings Bank in
stalled a Diebold round door
fire and bomb proof safe today
which is a beauty. The safe
weighs 5000 pounds and a burg
lar could work on it for a week
and make no impression.
Our "Jitney' Offer--
This And SC.
DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out
this slip, enclose with five cents
to Foley & Co, Chicago, ILL.,,
writing your name and address
clearly. You will receive in
return trial package contain
ing Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound, for coughs. colds
and Group. Foley Kidney Pills
and Foley Cathartic Tablets.
Sold everywhere. a29
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

Mrs. H. A. Newton returned
last evening from a few DAYS
visit with her sister, Mrs. }. F
McGavren at old town.
Mrs. Tim Shields of Logan
was the guest of friends here
Yesterday.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

Chas James, of Sidney, who
has been the guest of the DR..
Booher home, left for his home
TODAY.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-04-01

Mr.. and Mrs. E. F. Grybsky
entertained a few friends at
one O'clock dinner yesterday.