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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1915-10-13

Om lln~ionismens ifa0eIige Sno-
flpoelie uotaler n6be limited gu
tbran~ Jig ! en- 2eOer. 0enne unlo-
niitiTfe 4onO bar beepnOt, Tiger
glaoet, at giDe fig npe uoilag.
Get er nemlie bleuet OanIigt, at
mar pna fine SteOer %arrangerer
fQaes llngoomsmsoer meIIem Vteo-
Iemmer al fOrifeIIige Somiuno.
Noo en- Iaaoan 8rafiis proteiterer
9laoet, fife foroi 2utberanerne er
IigegptOige for Observation-Disclosures
Cor, mel De tror paa oeres 9efen-
belle og mener, at Rirteus Care
punfter riiiferes, oeriom man |
firfeligt arbej0e ilaar Jig iammen
meo iaaSonne, iom life bDloer cor
9rosbefenoelie.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1915-10-13
g~seerenes 5remgone. Gen natiO-

Regrenes 6remgone. Den natIo-
male gdtegrO 9uiineis Seague~,
fom nplig bolot 9asoe / Bolton, bar
Doft fornDet Opmprfiombeo ior ben
ooeroroeutlige 5remgong, Regrene
/ bette 9ono bar giort / be iioite II
eller tpOe 4ar. S 1900 q Der
10000 Jeegre, JON Oreu 5orret-
ming, / 1916 er Der $4,000. 5
1900 par Der 10000 Detailbano-
Iere, | 1915 er Der $4,000. g9r-
Oien al Susopr, iom 9aegre eier,
fteg / iamme Beriooe ira 50 til III
Miaioner, Qano oe 8pgninger ira
1853 til 273 Niaioner Dollars Scr.
oi. - On Itor Del al bette 5rem-
ffriot tilfripes Scooter z. Baibing.
tons og ANDRE lignenoe WPnos
8irfiombeo.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1915-10-13

Cr0 Der er oqro Of merfe. 5
en- Gale, iom 3ntrifts0ommer
@rinoelano, 8orren, MllnH., bolot
/ en- norif llttberif Strife iorIeoen,
6aoleoe ban Dem, iom iorloo oen
Iutberife airfe og fremboIot, at ban
UNDER i'm mangeaarige @mbeOstio
baooe ng0t en- peliigneliesrig Snot
flnoelie al De 99r0omme, ban / in
gornoomstio mootog / Den luther.
re Rirfe.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1915-10-13

Ssoerne % ariitenoommen.
1lmisfenoelige 3egn oiier, OF ct
iteoie pofienoe 4ntal Ss0er uenoer
fig fra oeres gamIe Ero til Sri.
j~tenoommen. 8oaoe | europa og
amerifa uotrpffer ben isofifePres-
ie fin Sorg og Smerte oper bette
forbolo. De manenoe Neninger
oa Moparsler, lom titles til De or.
tooofie SOBER, tpoer enOogiaa paa,
at Den ie6iife Ration itaar oper
for en- 2riie. Gornplig forefom !
ct engelif DagbIa6 en- lang ar-
tifeI, Iom bebanbIeoe Gmnet: Sri
ftenoommen bInnot S~soerne2" 81.
a. forefom oeri 6isie Orb: 10
&unoreo os fire Euiinoe 5soeooab
| Oct iioite Sunoreooorl georsDeli,
qe 9oI. ofientIiggiort Of en- l9ro
cyeoe ! 0ienl~ - Den angploenoc
Inroe Ssoe er Or. 3niion ! Bien.
Denne meooeIer, at al oisie 204,.
600 Ssoer, fom UNDER iioite 5efel
er aooet oper til ariitenoornmen, Dor
-, 1000 fra 9HIfIono. $4,000 fra
cmeJonb, 4l,000 fro A~u9tralierl
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1915-10-13
Wisii0nsmDoe

On @uo oil, ai5oIoes Qlisiions
msoe / Rarcu5. 3a., ira t5.-i7
Gftober. 8enuer ira mar % iierr
in0buoes fprIiait til at belle @u6s
Riaes Sober meo os i 6iSie Dage
geisaenoe beoes mel6e ii8 til nnoer.
teane0e iu6en 10. Oft.
9aa 3aBoretbs Reniabeos @egne
Z. Sse.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1915-10-13
Ddsiiousmeoe

5oloes. oil ono. / blair N1enisbeo,
blair. 9ebr., i Daaeue 2t-24 Of
tobcr. - en- 6iprielig 5ao69oeIie til
ale. 0}el6 u~noerte8neoe eoers aom.
me. goa Wenigbeoeus @e8ne
g $. 9i6lIer.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1915-10-13

Me0 Raimmeret al 6. Off. bar
.qmerican 9utberon Snroep1 be
qnn0t fin ,. aargang, % 9laoet
me00eler bette Drummer Sno.
boIOsforteguelie til 1. aargang.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1915-10-13
&rigsItnatiOnen.

Zen befenOte arig5ifribent 5ranf
8. Simons Ieoerer til bpert 9tr.
al .Sbe american Reoiep OF 3e-
oietDs@ en- DeIifreoen Operii9t ooer
Den pangaaenOe itore 9rigs Situa.
ton. 5 0ummeret ior Oftober 81.
per ban isrit en- itatiitfif 00erii8t
ooer 0e iorifeaige fpmpenoe 99-
res Stprfe. Zen mat5emdtIite
Slutning al oenne blrDer, at me.
oens 51ifIan0. Gtrig.llngarn %
Iorfiet ira 8espn0elien al % bio.
I'll bar funnel title lige iaa tore
9pre / Marfen iom ale De Aai.
ereoe tIliammen, iaa oil isritn9on.
te til I. auguit 1916 fun funne
title 100000 Rano moo De gai.
ereoes 100000 - LAB og He.
frutering reguet eiter iamme Ra.
tio Tor 6egge Si0er. Soa ~ifriOer
ger. Simons pioere bI. a.:
Set at Gpiflau0 fan boloe tine
9inier til 1. auguit. booroan oil
oct iaa ie no me0 riff Silgang2
5ramfrig fan fun IeOere en- aar-
Zig contingent al 100000 gaano,
england 100000 og 5taIien $50.
900 og for Heiten 6pa6 BET bPIger,
ii0en fun en- grsfoel Of bets Rano.
FAB enonu err / 9rug. De teutoni.
re Wogter tilinmmen fan iepere
en- oarlig contingent al ,200 900
Nfano. Men tiIboee er Hlislano,
Tom fan title 100000 RnnO /
Rarfen ON 4dret Tor Here Qar.
Dette er Den belle 9iitorie an
gaaenoe Attrition Cll%oilioning)
iom De 4aiereoe fer ben. De tror
poa @runolag Of til9eneelig eta.
tiff, at til upite 5ornar, eIer iaa,
oil 8piflono fife Ipngere fuune
boloe fine Sore oppe pna oeres
nnro9ren6e Stprfe al 100000
Mano. De mener, at ifslee NOR.
pPren0e 5dbsrdtip pil Stnrfen
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@uguit oil Dpre neoe pan 3.200,.
600. De aaiereoes Stprfe oil
oerimoo itige til 100000, og piI
bag Deo iig babe en- flor rusiiif og
en- betpoeIig italienf ReierDe, me.
oens 9pIferne og gitrigerne, lig
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oil baDs oeres nnrliee Eilo9fit at
lngge til oeres 4rigsitprfe.
De mener, at 9piterne for Bin.
teren 1916 bliDer MOOT til at lam.
menorage oeres 2inier, for6i De bar
for fad Wpno til at boloe De no
itrafte 9inier baa0e git % 9eit Deo-
Iige. Nen inotil I. auguit oenter
De QIliereoe lioen 5oranoring | De
aftlleGe 2inier oe ingen betpoelig
aIIieret 5remgnne uoen omfring oeo
4onitontinopel.
Meo Statiitiffen for Eie er bet
let at foritao, bporfor gentralmag.
terne, fao tore Seire De bar punoet,
uar reoe iii at lutte 5reo. Oct ftoo
belle 5ioer Hart, at be flutteIig
pil6e blipe mmmeriif opergaaet,
mel minore be gioroe Zig fRroig
meo cen Station fnrifiIt. De for.
fsgte bet oper for Srnnfrig, oe bet
mislpffeoes. Son forisgte be bet
meo HusIono, og Der er for Rpr.
pRrenoe ingen @runo til at fro, at
bet bill lpffes for Dem. De bar pm.
bet 5fore Seire, men IiOt frpsteIiee
1nb.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1915-10-13

$1,000 ira ghislon6 % 10000 fra
amerffa. Der er iaa 1900 til
bage at belle mellem miuore 9an.
De. aQue.@
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1915-10-13

Bat. 3. Senien al Zen oanife
Strife bar. ifrioer bette Samiunos
GormanO, looet, at Jan, iaairemt
arqfter tillaoer oet, oil betiene
6eres Samfunos Mlenigbeoer / Sen
mare % 5larton, q. Daf.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1915-10-13

Advertising rates made known upon
application.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1915-10-13

Entered at Blair Post Office as second
class matter.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1915-04-28
A WARNING TO MANY
Some Interesting Facts About
Kidney Troubles.

Few people realize to what extent
their health depends upon the condi-
ton Of the kidneys.
The physician in nearly all. cases OF
serious illness. makes chemicals
analysis of the patients urine. He
knows that unless the kidneys are do
ing their work properly. the other
organs cannot readily De brought back
to health and strength.
When the kidneys are neglected or
abused in any way, serious results are
sure to follow. According to health
statistics, Bright's disease which IL
really an advanced form Of kidney
trouble caused nearly ten thousand
deaths in 1913, in the state of New
York alone. Therefore, it behooves us,
to pay more attention to the health of
these most important organs.
An ideal herbal compound that has
had remarkable success as kidney
remedy is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root,
the great Kidney, Liver and Bladder
Remedy.
The mild and healing influence of
this preparation, in most cases, is soon>
realized. according to sworn statements
and verified testimony Of those who
have used the remedy.
If you feel that your kidneys require
attention, and wish a sample bottle,/
write to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y. Mention this paper, enclose
ten cents and they will gladly forward
1t to you by Parcel Post
Swamp Root is sold by every drug
gist in bottles of two sizes-50c. and
800.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1915-04-28

why lasnn-c. ne 1at:- Is appTe1en6ed e
Braine laughed heartily. Haven't
you been able to see by this time what
his game is? Revenge. He does not
want the police to NEEDLE only in the
smaller affairs. He wants to put ter.
TOR into the hearts OF all Of us. Keep
this point in your mind when you act.
He'll never summon the police unless
we make Al broad daylight attempt to
get possession of his daughter. And
even then he would make it out a
plain case of kidnapping. Elimination,
that's the word. All right Well
play at that game ourselves. No L
shall be Mr.. Norton. And if you fail
III break you," Braine added to the
ex-reporter.
I'll get him. said the man sullenly.
Later, when he applied for situa-
ton on the Blade, it happened that
there were two strikes on nand, and
two or three extra. men We're needed
on the city staff. The man from the
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1915-04-28

Florence Falls Into a Bed Of Quick
sand.
~Hargreave is Dead" said Vroon
stolidly.
"As dead as I am" snarled Braine.
1.-TWO men went away in that balloon;
and I'll wager my head that one man
came back. | am beginning to put
few things together that ! have
not thought Of before. Who knows?
That balloon may have been carried
out to sea purposely. The captain on
that tramp steamer may have lied
from beginning to end. I tell you,
Hargreave is alive, and wherever he
is he has his hand on all the wires.
He has agents, too, whom we know
nothing about. Hang the million! /
want to put my hands on Hargreave
just to prove that am the better
man. He communicates with Jones, per
haps through the reporter; he has had
me followed; 1t was he who changed
the boxes, bored the hole in the cell.
ing of the other quarters and learned
heaven knows what"
II that's the case" sald YroQp,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1915-04-28

man. mat was evidence enough FOR
the astute butler But what meant
the pantomime and the subsequent
hurry? He, soon learned. The man
Gregg went his way, and then jim
turned the corner Jones cast visit
ful glance at the vanishing cab Of the
Russian, and decided to shadow the
shadower-in other words, follow the
reporter, to see that nothing serious
befell him.
The lurer finally paused at a door,
opened it with a key, and swung it
behind him, very careful. however, not
to spring the latch. Naturally Jim
was nightly pleased when he found
the door could be opened When
Jones, not far behind, saw him open
the door, he started to call out a warn
ing, but thought the better Of it. II
Norton was walking into q trap it was
far better that he, Jones, should re.
main outside OF It. If Jim did not
appear after 9 certain length Of time.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1915-04-28

UP This Rope Norton SWarmed.
of this fact, he ran madly about in
search Of some mode of escape, know
ing full we'll in his heart that he
should not find one
Presently the machinery began to
work, and Norton's tongue grew dry
with terror. They had him this time;
there was not the least doubt of it.
And they had led him there by the
nose into the bargain.
Twenty minutes passed, and Jones
concluded it was tine for him to act.
He went forward to try the door, but
this time it was locked. Jones, how.
ever, was not without resource The
house next door was vacant, and he
found way into this, finally reaching
the roof. From this he jumped to the
other roof, found the scuttle open, and
crept down the stairs, flight after
fight, till the whir of motor arrest,
ed him
Consp1rators are often oyereager
too. So intent were the rascals upon
the business at hand that they did
not notice the door open slowly. 1t
did not take the butler more than
moment to realize that his friend
and any was near certain death. With
an oath he sprang into the room, gave
Braine a push which sent him down
to join the victim, and pitched into the
other two. It was battle royal while
1t lasted. Jones knocked down one Of
them, yelled to Norton, and kicked the
rope he saw. down into the pit One
end Of this rope was attached to ring
in the wall. And up this rope Norton
swarmed after he had disposed Of
Braine. The tide Of battle then
swung about in favor of the butler,
and shortly the fake reporter and his
companion were made to join their
chief.
Jones stopped the machinery. He
could not bring himself to let his en-.
emies die so horribly. Later he knew
he would regret this sentiment.
When the people came, summoned
by some outsider who had heard the
racket Of the conflict, there was no
one to be found in the pit. Nor was
there any visible sign of an exit.
There was one, however, built
against such an hour and known only
to the chiefs Of the Black Hundred.
And still the golden tinted bank
notes reposed TRANQUILITY in their hid
ing place!
Continued next week.
The Lost and Pound meet in the.
VIZ. A =
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1915-04-28
he wuuw starr an nvssr7gaci5n On i1ts

he WUuHC srarC an r1vaStfg8tf6T on 6ts
own account
NO sooner was Jim in the hallway
than he was set upon and overpow.
cred. They had In this house what
was known as "the punishment room"
Here traitors paid the reckoning and
were never more heard of. Into this
room Jim was unceremoniously
dropped when Braine found that he
could get no information from the res.
olute reporter
The room did not look sinister, but
for all that it possessed the faculty of
growing smaller and smaller, slowly
or swiftly, as the man above at the
lever willed. When Jim was appraised
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1915-04-28
/ he
Million
Dollar
Mystery
CHAPTER XVII.
Setting Traps for Norton.

Setting Traps for Norton.
The Black Hundred possessed three
separate council chambers, always in
preparation Hence, when the one in
use was burned down they transferred
their conferences to the second coun-
Gil chamber appointed identically the
same as the first. AS inferred, the or
ganization owned considerable wealth,
and they leased the buildings in which
they had their council chambers.
leased them for number of years,
and refurnished them secretly with
trap floors, doors and panels and all
that apparatus so necessary to men
who are sometimes compelled to make
quick getaway.
When the Atlantic City attempt was
turned into fiasco by Norton's timely
arrival Braine determined once more
to rid himself of this meddling re-
porter. He knew too much, in the
first place, and in the second place
Braine wanted to, learn whether the
reporter bore charmed life or was
Just ordinarily lucky, He would at
tempt nothing delicate, requiring
6nesse. He would simply waylay Nor.
ton and make commonplace end
of him. He would disappear, this re-
porter, that would be all; and when
they found him he might or might
not be recognizable
So Braine called a conference and
he and his fellow rogues went over
number of expedients and finally
agreed that the best thing to do would
be to send a man to the newspaper,
ostensibly as a reporter looking for
situation. With this excuse he would
be able to hang around the city room
for three or four days. The idea back
of this was to waylay Norton on his
way to some assignment which took
him to the suburbs.
All this was arranged down to the
smallest detail; and man whom they
were quite certain Norton had not
yet seen was selected to play the
part. He had been a reporter once.
more's the pity; so there was no doubt
of his being able to handle his end
of the game.
II want Norton, l want him badly"
declared Braine, "and woe to you If
you let booze play in between you and
the object of this move"
The man selected to act the re-
porter hung his head Whisky had
been the origin of his fall from hon
est living, and he was not so cal
loused as not to feel the sting of
remorse at times .. ...s
More" went on Braine, II want
Norton brought to 40. It's little off
the beat, and we can handle Norton
as we please. When we get rid of
this newspaper ferret therell be an
other to eliminate. But he's a fox,
and fox must be set to trail him"
"And who is that?"
Zones. Jones, Jones!" Numbered
Braine. He's the live wire But he
reporter first. Jones depends a lot
on him. Take away this prop and
Jones will not be so sure of himself.
There's man outside all this circle,
and all these weeks of warfare have
not served to bring him into the
circle"
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1915-04-28

Black Hundred was gwen i s=s: aserary
job and went by the name of Gregg.
For three days he worked faithfully
sustaining from his favorite Triple
He had never worked in New York
so his record was unknown. He had
told the city editor that he had worked
on Chicago paper, now defunct.
He paid no attention whatsoever to
Norton, sign Of no little acumen.
On the other hand Norton never went
forth on an assignment that Gregg
did not know exactly where he was
going But all these stories kept Nor
ton in town; and it would be altogeth.
er too risky to attempt to handle him
anywhere but outside of town. So
Gregg had to abide his time.
1t came soon enough.
Norton was idling at his desk when
the city editor called him up to the
wicket.
General Henderson has just re-
turned to America. Get his opinion
on the latest Balkan rumpus. He's
out at his suburban nome Here's the
address,
How long will you hold open for
me?" asked Norton meaning how long
would the CITY editor wait for the
story.
Till one-thirty. You ought to be
back by midnight. It's only eight
now"
All right; Henderson's approach
able. may get good story out Of
him" @
Maybe thought Gregg, who had
lost nothing of this conversation.
1t was his opportunity. He imme-
diately left the zone of the city desk
for a telephone booth. But as he
passed the line of desks and busy
reporters he did not note the keen
scrutiny of a smooth faced, gray haired
man who stood at the side of Norton's
desk awaiting the reporters return.
Why, JONES'" cried the surprised
Norton. What are you doing all this
way from homer"
ORDERS" said Jones. smiling faint
~ az he delivered a note to the re.
porter.
Anything serious?"
Not that am aware Of Miss Flor.
ence was rather particular She want.
ed to be sure that the note reached
your hands safely"
"And do you mean to say that you
came away and left her alone in that
house?"
Again Jones smiled. Il left her well
guarded, you may be sure of that She
will never run away again." He wait.
ed for Norton to read the note.
1t was nothing more than one Of
those love orders to come and call at
once. And she had made Jones ven.
ture into town with it! The reporter
smiled and put the note away tenderly
And then he caught Jones smiling, too
I'm going. to marry ller, Jones"
THAT remains to be seen,'' replied
the butler, not unkindly 4.
We'll, anyhow, thanks for bringing
the note. But I've got to disappoint
her tonight I'm off in deuce of q
hurry to interview General Hender
son. Ill be out to tea tomorrow You
can find your way out Of this old fire
trap. By-by! l8 81
IL The moment he turned away the
smile faded from Jones face, and with
the quickness and noiselessness Of q
cat he reached the side Of the booth il
which Gregg believed himself 80 l Sc
cure from eavesdroppi The hall
dozen words Jones heard convinced
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1915-04-28
School Report.

School Report.
Report of District No. sc for month
ending April 9, 1915
No. of pupils enrolled "a.
Total attendance in days by all pu-
pills, 1914.
Average daily attendance 1877.
Those who have attended 20 days
are Frieda and Allan Hammerlund,
Henning and Ida Linderoth, Ellen
Bergman, Frieda and Andy Modem.
Eta, Lucy and Bubena Mackie.
Those who have attended II days
or more are Emma Bergman, Ru-
dolph Wolberg, Esther Skoog, Edwin
and Walfred Lindroth, and Signe and
Willie Modem.
Ruth A. Hanson,
Teacher.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1915-04-28
School Report.

Report of School District No. 49,,
for month ending April 9th, 1915.
Total number enrolled rs.
Those perfect in attendance are
>Beda, Carl and Rudolph Carlson,
Walter Klopp and Oscar and Agnes:
Opsund.
Those who have attended seventeen
days or more are Freda Carlson, En-
lily Carlson, Agnes, Elizabeth, Fred
and Ernest Klopp, Emma and John
Kvale, Margaret and Harlan Miller,
Gorden, Emma and James Olson and
Alfred Swanberg.
Florence Johnson,
Teacher.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1915-04-28

Carbon paper for sale at the Sheaf
office, any size up tn 26x19 inches.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1915-04-28

The Lost and Pound meet in the.
Sheaf Want Ads. ISL 45s
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1915-02-19
Hyatt Wins Suit

The suit instituted by Mr..
Conrad against j. L. Hyatt, for
house rent alleged to be due
and unpaid was tried before
Judge Thomas Monday and was
a jury trial, the jury being H.
C. Gaines, Ed. Long. w. T. Jack
son, G. C.. Madison, Jas. Stack
and E. Handyside. S. j. Rig
ney was counsel for Conrad and
/. c. Kartack represented Hy-
att. In his defense Hyatt con-
tended that he made a verbal
lease for a year, that he was
compelled to move before its
expiration and in doing so sus-
tanned great hardship to himself
and family and demanded dam
ages in the sum of $100. The
Pioneer Press understands that
the case will be appealed by
plaintiff and his attorney to
district court.
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1915-02-19
The Confession of
a Past Social Lion
All Our Social Topnotch-
ers Should Heed His
Sad Tale

An editor down the High
Line who has had aspirations to
become a Social Lion and has
had to revise his aspirations
downward, gives the following
dismal and heart-rending rea-
sons as to the why, which and
wherefore:
Last winter, in a period of
rashness and inconceivable fol-
ly, we took few dancing les
sons. We learned the tango.
the one-step and the hesitation.
with all the dips, drags, grape
vines and lame ducks thereunto
appertaining and in such case
made and provided. We thought
we had Terpsichore lashed to
the rudder of a Zeppelin. AS
we gllded about the hall or rico
chetted from divan to davenport,
Just missing the piano lamp in
our mad flights through some
friendly parlor, we used to feel
sorry for poor Mr.. and Mrs.
Castle. We were the dancing
demon Of the day. We were.
But last night we happened to
drop in on some friends, whose
victrola, as we entered, was
tearing off, by the Sea, BY the
Beautiful Sea-" We shall for
ever hate that tune. for it is in
extricably intermingied with
the wreck of our fondest con-
ceit. We learned last night
that we can't dance. No more
than a rabbit, sWe can't dance.
There was young fellow in
that parlor who had brought
with him from the city a slew
Of new steps and motions and
gestures and poses. and by the
time we got tn ere he had
taught the young ladies such
delicatessens as the half and
half" the silo Slip" and the
Ford flop" or something like
that. Why we didn't even
know the holds any more. Ev-
erything we did was passe or
Aisne or Przemysl. We were
Major General Dub. Last year
if you didn't hesitate-w ell,
you needn't come around. This
year if you hesitate you are
lost and no reward offered.