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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-11
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0ummo0D
IN the Circuit Court Of the State Of
Oregon. for klamath County
Hattie Eckhardt. Plaintiff.
".
Albert d. Eckhardt. Defendant.
To Albert D. Eckhardt, Defendant
above named:
In the name Of the state Of Oregon.
you are hereby required to appear and
onswsr the complaint nled against
you in the above entitled action On
|or tefore Saturday, the 18th day q
December. 1915. that oeins the last
|day of the time prescribed in The or
der Of publication Of this summoas.
and II you fail 30 to appear and an-
lswer for want thereof plaintiff win
|apply to the court for the relief
prayed for in the said complaint. 70
wit: For q decree dissolving the
bonds Of matrimony now existing ~
tween plaintiff and defendant: for
the care and custody Of Irene Nok-
hardt and Marie Eckhardt (conttug-
ent a. to the latter upon decree Of
adoption being first eutered). and for
such other and further relief - to
summons is served ON said defend
ant by publication thereof In the
Evening Herald. . newspaper Of gem
eral circulation. printed and publish
1
ed at Klamath Falls. klamath county.
Oregon. not less than once week for
six weeks. by order Of Honorable D.
v. Kuykendall. Judge OF the above en-
titled court, made. dated and Med In
this case at klamath Falls. klamath
County. Oregon. on November sth.
1915. the date Of the hrst publication
thereof being Saturday. the 9Th day
Of November. 1915.
ROLLO G. 0ROESBECK.
Attorney for Pladnti&.
6-13-30-37-4-11
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-11

Great Artist Records-The some
how different Christmas gifts are not
laid away, but bring memories Of the
giver for years to come. Hear them
at Shepherds. next door to postohlce.
lift
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-11

We have thsm: The famous Drsc-
tor and American Steel Structural
building toys. The greatest OF OIL
toys tor the small and larger boys. at
sunset Grocery. ~
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-11
At the Churches

EpiscoIaliRn Church-Bishop Pad
dock will hold services for this con-
grcgation In the west hall of the Odd
Fellows Temple at II o'clock q. M.
and at the Houston opera house at
1880 p. N.
Christian ChurCh-Corner Of Ninth
and Pine streets. J. w. Jenkins.
pastor.
Bible school at 10 q. m.
Preaching at II an. subject. THE
Mission and Work Of the Church"
Endeavor meeting at $3.50 p. m.
Election OF officers. All come.
Preaching at 1880 y. m. subject.
why Should l be a Christian?"
Choir rehearsal Wednesday even
Ing ut 7 o'clock. Professor Taylor.
director.
Prayer meeting following at 7:45.
All not worshipping elsewhere are
cordially invited to attend the SER
Vices.
Church Of Christ Scientists-Services
Hre held on Sunday morning at II
o'clock and Wednesday evening at
1880 In Christian Science Hall. In the
Jacobs block. corner Third and Main
streets. upstairs.
Sunday school from 9:45 to 10:45
a. m,
The reading room OF the Society
at the same location will be open
on Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday
afternoons from 1880 to 4:S0 until
iurther notice.
l,aptist Church-Corner Eighth and
Canal streets. Rev. J. b. 0rimth
pastor.
Bible school at 10 \. M. c. r. De
Lap. superintendent.
Regular morning services.
Preaching at II am. and 1880 pm.
Everyone cordially invited to these
services.
Tho Emmanuel Baptist Sunday school
meets In the basement OF the
Library building. Third and Main.
Sunday school. 10 a. m. o. r.
Couchman. superintendent.
Communion service at II q. m.
hrst Lord's Day Of each month.
wednesday. 8 p. m, cottage prayer
Home and Foreign Missionary soci-
ETY. meets first Thursday OF eath
tnonth.
You are cordially invited.
Grace Methodist Episcopal Church
Corner Tenth and High streets; d.
c. Richards, minister.
10:00 q. M, Sunday school, George
Walton, superintendent.
ll.OU u. w., 0iou Aus~ ~~SesS'
$3.50 p. M. Epworth League. Chas.
l.. Roberts. president.
1880 p. m. Miss Hefty.
A quartet will sing Sunday morn
ing. and at night the choir Will rem
der an anthem and the orchestra VIII
play the Russian Hymn.
wednesday. 7:16 p. M. Dpwortn
League Bible study. followed oy
prayer meeting.
Thursday evening. 7.16. choir prac-
tice.
Vernon T. Motschenbacher chor's-
ter; Miss MGuds Nswbsrry. pianist.
Mrs. Charlotte X, 6atterles. leader
OF the orchestra.
We cordially invite the public Ne
We have them: The famous Grec-
~
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-11

Life insurance gives you . feeling
Of security. See Chi1cote. lit
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02

had no appetite. Since | have taken
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound the aches and pains are all gone
and feel like new woman. cannot
praise your medicine too highly. Mrs.
AUGUSTUS LYON, Terre Hill, Pa.
1t is true that nature and a woman's
work has produced the grandest remedy
for woman's ills that the world has
ever known. From the roots and
herbs of the field, Lydia E. Pinkham,
forty years ago, gave to womankind
remedy for their peculiar ills which
has proved more efficacious than any
other combination of drugs ever COM
pounded, and today Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is recogniz d
from coast to coast as the standard
remedy for woman's ills.
In the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn,
Mass, are files containing hundreds of
thousands of letters from women seek
ing health many of them openly state
over their own signatures that they have
regained their health by taking Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound;
and in some cases that it has saved them
from surgical operations.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02
RoWSer.
He Kicks
Shirts Hunch Up and Socks
Go Astray.
BY M. QUAD.
Copyright, 1915, by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.

I'D like to get my hands on the chap
who made this shirt about two min
utesr' exclaimed Mr.. Bowser the other
morning as he showed away from the
breakfast table.
Anything wrong?" queried Mrs.
B0wser
Anything wrong! Would / complain
if there wasn't something wrong?
Does any husband ever complain until
the last straw breaks the camel's back
It's ali lunches and punches and bun
dies"
But it was only yesterday that you
were saying what an elegant fit this
last lot were'
"Never said anything of the sort!
Fact is. | never had a shirt which fit
ted NE within forty rods and never ex-
pect to have, and it's the same with
collars
'There is surely something wrong
this morning" she said as she made
close inspection. Let me get you an
other collar"
st would only be the same. l sup
pose it's my fate to go through life
with shirt all hunched up between
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02

The paragraph wit who wrote that a
list Of causes leading up to divorce
should start with marriage spoke bet
ter than he intended. The crux lies in
what the word marriage covers. The
dictum of true marriage is like Christ's
gospel, ga hard saying-who can hear
it," Couples who take that medicine
for better or for worse will fight di-
vorce from the fold to the last gasp.
Such marriages set the face against di-
vorce at the very beginning, and the
farther they go on the road of life the
smaller grow the chances for divorce.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02

my shoulders and a collar saving my
wives who pay a little attention to
their husbands comforts, but
MI Bowser. you ordered those
shirts yourself." she interrupted.
! Certainly"
! "And you were satisfied with them"
Eyes"
"They set perfectly lovely"
! "Wen?"
"Then what have | to do with it?''
Mrs. BOwser," he calmly observed
as he arose and assumed his favorite
pose, there are such things as but
tonholes in shirts. There are bands
and yokes and seams. A shirt may go
into the bureau folded in an intelli-
gent manner. or it may be ruff1ed and
crushed and spoiled. A wifely wife
looks out for these things. a wife who
doesn't care cents for her husbands
comfort doesn't concern herself about
such trifes. Good morning. Mrs. Bow
ser.''
He hadn't been gone half an hour
when Mrs. Bowser was looking for his
nightshirt. 1t couldn't be found. 1t
had disappeared off the face of the
earth, leaving not even a button be-
hind. When he came home to lunch
she said:
''AIr. Bowser. l can't find your night
shirt"
81 presume not" he calmly replied
TEN, and the nightshirt doesn't get mix
ed with the potatoes down cellarm
But l don't believe you took it off
this morning. You put your day shirt
on over it, and that's the reason you
had such trouble"
Mrs. Bowser, if you wish to infer
that 1 am an idiot just speak right out
lin plain language!" roared Mr.. Bowser
across the table.
"But you might just do such thing"
$50 might the Hudson river run into
the Pacific ocean. It's far more likely
that you carried that shirt to the gar
ret or down cellar. l shouldn't be sur
prised to find the girl using it for a
buster in the Kitchen"
AhA. DONStAs you We SOJ luuL SulTC
on. | know it. I'll dare you to re-
move your cOllarr' she exclaimed.
81 have said that this house had no
system" he slowly replied as he rose
from the table. ITO prove that / am
right l will take off my collar and I'M
button the band of my shirt. Now,
then. are you satisfied that it is ow-
bng to your want of attention.
you've got it on!' she interrupted
hs she pulled at the band of his night
shirt.
: 1T can't be-
But here it isl You forgot to take
it Off,
] Mr.. Bowser turned pale and walked
off upstairs. Ten minutes later he
came down and said:
MRS. Bowser. don't ever play anoth-
er snch trick on me-
! "Why. what had to do with itY' she
asked.
? "Never you mind about that. but |
don't attempt anything more OF the |
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02
kind. have already stood far
than most husbands could"

kind. I have already stood far
than most husbands could
Regularly every morning at Ger
dress himself. Five minutes after h
has disappeared his voice is heard call
Ing over the banister:
Mrs. Bowser, do you pretend to ruI
this house. or are you a lady boarder
with CARLOAD Of novels for bag
gage?"
whats the matter, DEAR"
Don't dear me! I'd either have ,
system or acknowledge that I was ,
failure
But what is itT'
Look heren'
hand and with his right he points t.
it in dramatic way and whispers:
buttonsw
"What about buttons?" she asks.
''Not a button on this shirt-not |,
one! Six buttonholes, but not a but
tom! All been washed off and not on.
replacedv
"Mr. Bowser, you haven't had shir
button on your shirts since we were
married. You use the removable met
al buttons. There they are just as you
took them out of your other shirtw
He is caught. He realizes it, but
after gasping once or twice he braces
up and replies:
VERY well, Mrs. Bowser. Next time
/ go home I'll take my shirts alons
and see if mother can't possibly find
time to sew on some buttons. I've had
to use these because l had no Others"
The other awful hot day he came
limping home and fell into a chair and
groaned:
"Tll be hanged if l don't hire blind
man to come here and look after my
things! My feet are all cut to pieces
by these internal old socks!'
"Old socks? 1 bought 'em new fol
you only three days ago.
"Holes in both of 'em, but l might
have expected that. Look therev'
He pulled off his shoes and displayed
pair of all wool socks with hole
in the heel of each one.
What on earth are you doing with
those socks on?' she exclaimed. 81
told you last night where to find six
new pairs of summer socks"
"They weren't there"
'But they We're, and you We're into
the clothespress and dug these out of
the bottom of the trunk"
Mrs. Bowser, you said I'd find socks
in the bottom drawer of the bureau"
YES"
''Well, there isn't sock there
There isn't the slightest reason to be-
lieve you ever put a sock there. I'll
bet a million dollars to a cent there
are no socks there"
Come upstairs"
He followed her up, and she went to !
the bureau, pulled out the bottom |
drawer and pointed to the six pairs
of socks resting there.
Eyes, l see," he observed as he back
ed off. But where were they last
night when l looked for them?"
Right there"
"Um, Mrs. Bowser, | don't want to
criticise your way of keeping house.
No husband ever finds fault with his
wife when it's possible to avoid it, and
le, is always willing to suffer and en-
lure. But, Mrs. Bowser, l feel it my
1uty to sit down and have long talk
with you and speak to you very plain
y. We must have a system here or
t will be better for you to go back to
your mother. You can get four trains
,ut of here a day for Detroit, Mrs.
trains a day-and your
mother would meet you at the depot
here. Socks Yes, l see them there
low. But where We're they last night,
Irs. BowserY'
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02

One of the vagaries of the human
mind is to desire faraway land. Only
the rose tinted possibilities of the dis
tant prospect appeal, and the obsta-
cles, disappointments and hardships of
present conditions stand out like
gloomy fate. That was what peopled
the barren west from the east and is
behind the present call of Alaska to
the discontinued youth of the states.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02
ate.

] never told a man a joke,
Expecting him to roar.
But what the bloomin', blarsted bloke
Had heard the thing before.
! never met a pretty girl
And in her presence tarried,
Whose image set my brain awhirl,
But wtst she wasn't married.
never ca ned a blooded horse
That filed my soul with pride,
But he, halfway round the course,
just lay right down and died.
i never held four lead swing
To land me in first place.
But what, the first and foremost thing,
Somebody trumped my ace.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02
a Mistake.

Jock Robinson, having been making
merry with some boon companions,
finally took his leave and got aboard
Il street car. Soon he was fast asleep.
but was finally aroused by the con-
ductor calling Robinson street,
Sleepy and befuddled, Jock made an
swer: Its no. l treated last time
ArgODgut
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02
End Man Jocosity,

"Sambo, if an aviator, born in Greece
and having a German father and a
Welsh mother were to fall out of his
machine at height of 1000 feet, what
nationality would he be when he land
ed?"
"Ah doan know. Mr.. Interlocutor."
He'd come down a Rushin', Sambo."
Philadelphia Ledger
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02

Perhaps the Germans at Ypres meant
anyway and thought it more merciful
to put them into a twilight sleep"
first
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02

1t seems that it is possible to give
offense by minding ones own business.
Reproaches come from both sides at
the way the UnitedsStates sticks to its
neutrality pledges.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02
Can't Keep Quiet.

Harry" said the teacher to a pupil
in the junior grammar class. "What
gender is monograph
Feminine gender" was the answer.
mo, no." said the teacher. 1T is
neuter gender"
"Well, it ought to be feminine" re-
piled Harry. because it repeats every
thing it is told. Chicago News.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02

Early crop cucumbers at II cents
apiece suggest that an extra early crop
sprung on the market would take the
edge off from the truckmen's greed.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02
Taking No Chances.

Wife Gin railway train)-It's mortify-
ing to have you act so. Why don't
you get up and help that young lady
raise that window?
Dutiful Husband-She's so pretty, l
was afraid you'd be mad.-Stray
Etories.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02

Those sandstone steps recently re-
moved from the national capitol date
from 1910 and have known the tread
of men like Lincoln, Douglas, Webster
and Calhoun.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02

LYDIA II. flnknam $
V e ge ia bic Com
pound. When I first
began taking it |
was suffering from
female troubles for
some time and had
almost all kinds of
aches--pains in low
er part of back and
in sides, and press
ing down pains. |
could not sleep and
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02

Watchful waiting was the policy for
the big English and German fleets the
first ten months of the war. Well,
Nelson watched and waited nearly two
years to pull off Trafalgar.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02

Fifty years ago this time the reduc-
ton of the Federal armies was pro-
crossing at the rate of about 100000 a
month. Starting with 100000 men
on the rolls May 1, it was an all sum-
mer job to get down to a peace basis.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02

Heat merely due to barometrical
pressure can be just as uncomfortable
in its way as any which is thrust at
Us from the fiery face of a furnace.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02

Dyspepsia is Americas curse. To re-
store digestion, normal ~eigt. good health
and purify the blood use Burdock's Blood
Ritters. Sold at all drug stores. Price,
81 0O.-Adv.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02


! 1t is indeed fearful to think Of the
slaughter of the best manhood of a
country in battle, but the calamity Of
depopulation which some people in
Europe are alarmed over is not yet in
sight by long odds. In our civil war
about one-teNth of the flower of man.
hood" class lost their lives, and its eff
| feet upon the general birth rate was
never even referred to. The European
belligerents must lose about 100000
dead before the loss in virile manhood
will equal that sustained by the states
here. France and England in particu-
lar are agitated over the prospect Of
depleted population, and each would
need to lose upward of 100000 dead
before the relative loss would equal
that of our civil war. Again, two
thirds of the civil war deaths were due
to disease, and as modern science is
supposed to limit the death rate from
disease it will be long time before
10 per cent is exceeded by gunshot
and crisis reached. And, anyway,
native population is more or less reg
ulated by the price of corn and cab
bage.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02
Couldn't EXrec. Elm 1u

Lady-I'm AFRAID you don't like
work, my good mar.
Tramp-How kan |, mum? Works
wot killed my rc"e vie.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
PRACTICAL HEALTH HINT.

|. Adenoids and a Husky Voice.
Z Persistent hoarsencss or huski-
> ness In very young children is II
common symptom of adeiloids.
; obstructing the entrance of air
through the nose. II the husky
, voice exists with mouth breath
ing it is positive sign Of OBJ.
structions within the nose. The
early removal Of the adenoidS is
almost always advisable. Chill
dren who are habitual mouth
breathers. both by day and night.
s. never sleep well at night. Such
children become languid. restless
and prone oftentimes to mean-
choly. Mouth breathers soon ac-
quire dull expreSsion-the face
5 is stupid and often semiidiotic
in expression.
In large number of cases the
hearing becomes impaired. Where
) the mouth breathing has existed
since infancy there is Tin other
} children often marked deform-
ity of the chest. These growths
often produce anaemia and gen
eral malnulrition owing 60 the
constant interference with sleep
) and obstruction to respiration.
Operation is the best treatment
for children suffering from
adenoids. There is practically
no danger. The improvement
after the operation is in proper
tion to the severity of the pre-
vious symptoms. The respira-
ton is freer. the sleep becomes
quiet. the mouth is soon habitu-
ally closed. the voice improves.
and the benefit to the general
health is in short time appar-
ent. The whole appearance of
the child is often transformed In
a few months.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02
MRS. LYONS
ACHES and PAINS
Have All Gone Since Taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.

Terre Hill, Pa" Kindly permit me
to give you my testimonial in favor of
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02
BUSINESS CARDS.
ok. y. ARTHUR ROBINSON
DENTIST

:oRSHR BRICK BLOCK, WORTHWHILE
Extracting, using Somnoforme Cas- Painless
Method, Ether, etc. Plate, Crown and Bridse
work. Tresting, Filling and Saving Teeth. VIII
answer any calls nights and Sundays. Telephone
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-06-02

}. FRANZ JACKSON .. %. 8.
Once IN browne Block, Portland Street.
aorrisVille, VT N~7oe hours to IL 30, / 80
toA %.
New Britain herald., 1915-03-02
MURDER AND SUICIDE.
New York Man Kills Woman Com
 panion and Then Ends Own Life.

New York, March 2.-Charles C. St. Clair, who committed suicide last night in a Philadelphia hotel, pre- sumably after he had killed his young woman companion, settled his Dus- mess affairs in this city on Saturday preparatory to fulfilling promise made to his wife that he would take her to San Francisco to start lie anew. Yesterday afternoon Mrs. St. Clair received a letter from her hus- band in Philadelphia, 1t told of his intention to end his life and that of the woman. Mrs St. Clair expressed the belief that the dead woman was probably a Bridgeport, Conn.,, girl, to whom her husband had been att tentive for several years.
 St. Clair several years ago was a professional boxer, and later owned several lunch rooms.
New Britain herald., 1915-03-02
GIFT SHIPS ARRIVE.
Relief From the United States for Bel
 oians Reaches Rotterdam.

Rotterdam, Holland, March l, via London, s3:25 D. m.-Tho largest amount of gifts from the United States to the destitute people of Bel day since the relief work began, arr rived today at Rotterdam. The steamer Great City, carrying 9,400 tons of goods, representing the gen. erosity of people in every state in the Union, doclled here, as did the steam CT Southpoint, which brought 1000 tons of flour contributed by millers of northWe Western states.
 The American relief commission was much pleased at the safe arrival of the gift ships, as the threat of a shortage of food supplies during March now is removed.
New Britain herald., 1915-03-02
ITCHING ECZEMA IS DRIED RIGHT UP WITH SULPHUR Use like cold cream to subdue irritation and clear
 the skin.

Any breaking out or irritation on the face, arms, legs and body when accom- panied by itching, or when the skin. is dry and feverish, can be readily over- come by applying a little bold -sul phur, says noted dermatologist.
 He informs us that bold sulphur in- stantly alIays the angry itching and irritation and soothes and heals the Eczema right up leaving the skin clear and smooth. Boldsulphur has occupied n secure position for many years in the treatment of cutaneous disorders be- cause of it's parasitedestroying prop erty. Nothing has ever been found to take it's place in treating the irritable and infalnmatory skin affections. While not always establishing permanent cure if never fails to subdue the itching irri- tation and drive the Eczema away and it is often years later before any erup- tion again appears.
 Those troubled should obtain from any druggist an ounce of bold sulphur, which is applied to the affected parts in the same manner as an ordinary cold cream. IL isn't unpleasant and the prompt relief afforded, particularly in itching Eczema, proves very welcome.