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Arizona republican., 1915-10-03
Umcem@@red Sense
 and Nonsense
By Remlik)

(By Remlik) There are certain things that we dassn't to print l And others at which we dare not even hint.
 We would if we could; But it wouldn't be good Cause wed have to explain and say twas not meant. What a pleasure it would be to rip into certain parties and certain or ganiZations and certain people anG tell the whole naked truth about 'em just for once. But you can't do it you know-it wouldn't do-it would be bum newspaper work Some day we are going to have things fixed so that we can do as we blame please maybe.
 Anyhow, Walter Douglas had t about right
 They had to wait till the Guy came back to sign the checks before the state house folks could get their pay. Wonder how it feels to sign checks" We'll some day maybe T.
 Some fellows can't wait though and sign other peoples names to emit brings results, too.
 If there wasn't taxes to pay and money tightness, and a war in Eur Cpe. and wars in Mexico and a few other things-we'd be havin' a whole lot of prosperity.
 The loan to Great Britain has been "floated." Thought they were going to keep it in THIS country.
 They certainly are sendin hence a whole lot of envoys and things from Washington I wouldn't go home if I was there-theres a heap of trouble goin' on over there rigl4. now.
 Here's where We get about six months of the most delightful eli mate" that the Lord ever allotte.l-- if it wasn't for other things we'd ge. along all right now.
 "A torpedo boat was sunk near kerevigedire'. What if she'd struck the thing? In California you can carry home as much liquor as you please-any- body could carry it home here-the gettin' of it is the rub
Arizona republican., 1915-10-03

Now that you have your fall hat, you will be able to salute 'Dress-Up Week" in approved
Arizona republican., 1915-10-03
A WAIER DUET

charming young singer called Hannah Got into flood in Montana. As she floated away, Her sister, they say. her on the piano.
 Penn State Froth.
Arizona republican., 1915-10-03

Just six weeks to fair time Will your yard be dressed up?"
Arizona republican., 1915-10-03

I hold it cleaner to eat stale wiener and save three moldy cents, than be gluttOn on stand off mutton, like some hail-fellow gents.
Arizona republican., 1915-10-03
MISTAKEN

The woman who took umbrage be- cause the car conductor addressed her as lady met with a not wholly undeserved retort. She wanted to leave the car when it was still in motion, and the conductor said:
 Wait a moment, lady; wait until the car stops"
 Will you please not address me as lady, sir?" she said, sharply.
 T beg your pardon, madam" said the conductor. "The best of us are apt to make mistakes. s."-Cbicago Herald.
Arizona republican., 1915-10-03

An
 Italian
 In tie photograph, resong be said old the hills" of enemy ancient but still effective mode d lombard make through the Alps willing to testify
Arizona republican., 1915-10-03

If there wasn't taxes to pay and money tightness, and a war in Eur cpe, and wars in Mexico and a few other things-we'd be havin' a whole lot of prosperity.
Arizona republican., 1915-10-03

Some fellows can't wait though and sign other peoples names to emit brings results, too
Arizona republican., 1915-10-03

been 'floated." Thought they were going to keep it in THIS country.
Arizona republican., 1915-10-03

Anyhow, Walter Douglas had t about right.
Arizona republican., 1915-10-03

"A torpedo boat was sunk near Kerevigedire" What if she'd struck the thing?
Arizona republican., 1915-10-03

Heres where We get about six montfs of the most delightful cii- mate that the Lord ever allotte.l If 1t wasn't for other things we'd ge. along all right now.
Arizona republican., 1915-10-03

They certainly are sendin' hence a whole lot of envoys and things from Washington. I wouldn't go home if I was there-theres a heap of trouble goin' on over there. rigl. now.
Arizona republican., 1915-10-03

They had to wait till the Guy came back to sign the checks before the state house folks could get their pay. Wonder how it feels to sign checks ." Well, some day maybe T.
Arizona republican., 1915-10-03

In California you can carry home as much liquor as you please-any- body could carry it home here-the gettin of it is the rub.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
GOULD AND HUM WIN.
Capture Opening Game in National
Court Tennis Tourney.

PHILADELPHIA, April 1s-Jay
Gould and W. H. T. HUM, court tennis
doubles champions of the United States
representing the Racquet Club of this
city, yesterday defeated Lawrence
Waterbury and J. Gordon Douglas OF
the Racquet and Tennis Club, New
York. 6-1, GO and 60. in the open
ing round of the national tournament
Joshua Crane and G. r. Fearing, jr.. OF
the Tennis and Racquet Club. Boston
won from George II. Brooke and Edgar
Scott of this city. Ga, C. and Ga
c. Suydam Cutting and f. Maurice
Roche of Tuxedo won from James B
Lowell and Ford Huntingdon, New
York, by default.
Payne Whitney and Charles E, Sands
of the Racquet and Tennis Club, New
York, who drew bye, will meet Gould
and HUM in the semi-fnal round to-
morrow, while Crane and Fearing will
oppose Cutting and Roche.
Gould and HUM, who have held the
title since the national doubles event
was inaugurated three years ago, were
both in fine form and won nearly every
game in their match easily. Could who
recently won the national singles
championship for the tenth time, play
ed an especially brilliant game. max
ing seemingly impossible returns with
apparent ease.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
CIVIL WAR GENERAL OFFICERS.
Only Four Surviving Major Generals
and Dozen Brigadier Generals.

From tho Army and Navy Register.
Much interest attaches to the fact,
disclosed by the records of the ad-
infant generals Office of the War De-
partment by the latest compilation,
that of the general officers of the fed
eral army who served during the civil
war there are surviving but four Of the
1872 major generals and only twelve OF the
44S brigadier generals. as follows:
Major generals-Grenville NJ. Dodge
of Council Bluffs. Iowa; Nelson A. Miles
of Washington, d. c.; Peter ]. Oster-
haus of Duisburg, Germany. and James
H. Wilson of Wilmington. Del.
Brigadier generais-Chr!stoph c.
Andrews of St. Paul, Mimi: John r.
Brooke of Rosemont, Pa; Seldom Con-
nor of Augusta. Me: Lewis A. Grant Of
ST. Paul, MINI; David Mem: Gregg of
Reading, Pa: Martin D. Hardin of
Chicago, ILL.,: Frank S. Nickerson of
Someryille, Mass: Charles ]. Paine of
Boston. Mass; Galusha Pennypacker
Of Philadelphia, Pa: Bryan r. Pierce
Of Grand Rapids. Mich; William A.
Seward of Albany. N. Y, and William
s. smith of Medford. Ore.
So far as can be ascertained tho fore
going list comprises all the officers Of
these two grades who are still living
II is possible. of course. that some OF
those on the list may have died and
that the death has not been reported
to or otherwise come to the knowl-
edge of the War Department.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
WITHDRAW FROM ENTRANCE.
All Foreign Warships But One Leave
Virginia Canes,

NEWPORT NEWS, Va. April 10
That II there are more than one for
eign warship off the Virginia capes
they keep at a distance Of twenty five
miles from the coast is the declara-
ton of a party of photographers who
yesterday charted a vessel and search
ed the sea in the vicinity of Cape
Henry. Other than the fleet of Ameri-
can warships they found only one man
of war and this, said to be the armored
cruiser Berwick. was lying about five
miles off shore.
The Kronprinz Wilhelm, delayed in
entering dry dock by the bursting of
a steam pipe leading to the capstan,
is idly resting in the harbor Count
Alfred Won NieZchowski, a lieutenant
on the kronprinz has brother fight
ing in the Russian army and another
with the French forces in Flanders.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
NATIONWIDE DOG TAX
URGED FOR SHEEP OWNERS
Department Of Agriculture Advo-
Gates Means to Save Slaugh-
ter Of Animals.

A nationwide tax on dogs is adro-
Gated by the Department of Agricul-
ture as a probable remedy for the
great slaughter of sheep by dogs re-
ported from thirty-siX sheep-raising
states. According to estimates in the
department the startling prediction is
made that if sheep-killing dogs could
be curbed the number of sheep IN the
United States would be two-and-a-half
times the number now counted. and
some estimates put the increase at
five and six times the number now in
pasture The thirty-six states do not
include any of the western TERRITORY.
The amount of money involved in the
killing of sheep by dogs is enormous.
and an increase of $50 per cent in the
sheep of the thirty-six states involved
would mean an addition to the farm
ers' wealth of s144.267.o0o.
The number of sheep killed by dogs
cannot be told accurately. owing TO
the many cases never reported. but
department experts figure the loss on
the thirty-six farm states at 100000
a year This is but / per cent loss
on the total number of sheep, but that
percentage seriously affects tho bust-
ness, which Is carried on at per
cent profit generally.
The department suggests a uniform
state law placing dog taxes sufficiently
heavy to discourage dog owners from
allowing their pets from roaming IT
large in the pastures of the neighbor-
hood. The plan involves the annual
licensing of all dogs over six months OF
age, the tax to be paid at the time Of
licensing, and metal tag to be placed
on the dogs collar. Dogs found un-
licensed or untagged, unattended and
off the owners farm could be killed.
or dogs found chasing sheep could lie
killed whether tagged or not
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
SAYS u. S. IS GERlMANY'S ENEMY;
PERMITS ENGLAND TO ACT AT WILL

! Our foreign Office has now found the
right language against France. against
England and, without any sort of con-
sideration. against the United States.
too With consideration and forbear-
ance we get no further forward. The
German people will gradually finish
with their declared enemies. although
tremendous efforts will be required.
but behind them stand other enemies
who pretend to be neutral and claim
|, from us the rights of neutrality. but
gether with every consideration, but
who. nevertheless, continuously and
zealously support our enemies and as
sist them in their war against us.
ut is time that strong word went
to Washington. In expression it will
be polite, but it's meaning can only be
Are you neutral or are you are our
enemyT"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
EDWARD Nice. NOEL DEAD.
Was for Thirty Years Clerk in War
Department Bureau.

Edward McCandless Noel. clerk in
the surgeon generals Office at the War
Department for the past thirty years,
died this morning at Walter Reed Hos
pital. having been taken there yester-
day Mr.. Noel had been i'll OF the
disease which caused his death for the
past Ave years, but his sudden demise
came as a shock to his many friends in
the War Department.
Funeral services have not been ar
ranged. but they will be held at the
residence of his brother, Joseph c.
Noel, 1912 Glrard street northwest. In
terment is to be at Rock Creek ceme-
terry.
Mr.. Noel was born about sixty years
ago in Chambersburg, Pa At the con-
clusion of the civil war he moved to
Westminster, Md, and in 1874 came to
Washington. He was a member of the
Benevolent and Protective Order of
Elks.
His wife, Mrs. Emma Wilson Noel;
his brother. and a sister. Miss Kittie
Noel, survive him.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
MRS. STONER TO LECTURE.
Will Tell Washington How She
Taught Child Many Languages,

Mrs Winifred Sackville Stoner Of
Pittsburgh, mother of Miss Winifred
Sackville Stoner. the twelve-year- old
wonder child. is to speak at $3.50
o'clock tomorrow afternoon in the au-
ditorium at Woodward & Lothrop's on
the methods by which her daughter
was educated to point far in advance
of many college graduates of mature
years. Mrs. Stoner Is to repeat the
lecture at o'clock tomorrow night in
the auditorium of the Public Library.
The talks are to be given under the
auspices Of the Mothers Congress of
the District of Columbia, and the pub
lie Is to be admitted free.
Mrs. Stoner has given the title nat
ural education" to the system by which
her daughter has been taught.
Natural education" said Mrs.
stoner, means simply teaching a child
naturally. Wtnifred has never known
the meaning of baby talk Absence of
foolish. meaningless jargon, and sub
stitution therefor of the best English;
object teaching, and care. make the
foundation of natural education"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16

AMSTERDAM. via London, April 16.-
The Hamburger Nachrichten. comment
ing on the German memorandum to the
State Department at Washington re-
Gently given out for publication by
Count Won Bernstorff. the German am
bassador, declares that the United
States allows England to act as she
pleases and supplies her with all the
war materials she requires. and contin-
ues:
Many q one who has had to observe
this procedure Of the United States
has struck the table with his fist. The
anger created in Europe is greater
than the people over there allow them
selves to imagine.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
WILLING TO RELEASE HIM
Secretary Garrison Will Permit Gen.
Gorgas to Enter Campaign
Against Typhus.

Secretary Garrison said today he was
prepared to accept the resignation OF
Maj. Cen Gorgas, surgeon general OF
the army. If that officer decided to leave
the service to take up the offer of the
Rockefeller foundation to become
member of its staff and direct the cam
paign against typus in Serbia.
IF Gen. Gorgas decides that the work
offered him Is Of sufficient magnitude
to warrant his resignation. l shall not
stand in his way" said Mr.. Garrison.
He would not discuss his attitude
should Gen. Gorgas seek to be retired.
Gen Gorgas is awaiting further IN
formation from the foundation as TO
the scope of the work proposed pelore
giving an answer or deciding upon
either retirement or resignation.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
Sailor Boys Busy.

The fast team of the U. S. S. May
flower will play St Elizabeth's Hospital
tomorrow at the hospital grounds.
Sunday the Mayhower and Empire A. C.
teams meet at the Anacostia grounds.
This Is expected to be one of the fast
est amateur games of the season. Both
games will be called at 2:30 o'clock.
All teams desiring games with the
Mayflower should communicate with
T. j. Stack. manager, U. S. 5. May
flower Phone Lincoln 49,.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
Western A. c. Elects Officers.

At the meeting of the Western Ath-
letic Club held April 4 the following
officers were elected: Ben. A. Buscher.
president; Conrad Schroeder, vice pres
ident; Bernard S. Buscher. recording
secretary: r. NJ. Curtin. financial secre-
tary: Edward Mccarthy. treasurer;
James Curtin. sergeant-at-arms. The
club has among its members some of
the most prominent business men in
Georgetown. who promise to support
athletic sport in all its branches. The
ball team of the club will play indie
pendent ball this season. and wishes to
arrange with any teams in the city for
Sunday games Address Conrad Schroe-
ter, 1888 NJ street northwest.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
NAVY CONFERENCE PLANNED
Secretary Daniels and Admiral
Fletcher to Hold Discussion.

Rear Admiral Fletcher, commander
in-chief of the Atlantic fleet, will con-
fer with Secretary Daniels tomorrow
about plans for taking the feet through
the Panama canal to San Francisco in
July, the review in New York harbor
In June. and the battle maneuvers to
be held at Narragansett bay.
Secretary Daniels also will discuss with
the admiral regulations being drafted
to define the powers and duties of the
new naval chief of operations The
Secretary today said he was not yet
ready to announce the officer to be de-
tailed to the new post His conferences
SO far, he added, had dealt chiefly with
the regulations.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
GOLFERS IN TIE BATTLE.
DR.. Youeu and G, w. Statsell to Play
Off for Prize.

ATLANTIC CITY, N. j., April 16-Dr.
S. ]. Youell of frankfort and George W.
Statsell, Jr.. Of Aronlmink are tied in the
gold medal qualifying round in the tour
nament for golfers handicapped at twelve
or over by the United States Golf Asso-
citation at Sea View. Each returned
cards Of 81. and will play off for the
prize today.
w. H. Patterson, Philadelphia c. c.,
and R. L. Wishler. Lansdowne. were
next in line for honors, bringing in cards
of SO each. Three sixteens qualified
Perfect weather conditions favored the
players.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
HELD FOR GIRLS DEATH.
Machinist Charged With Numbering
16-Year-Old Factory Worker.

LIMA. Ohio. April 16.-Dorance s.
Riddle. aged twenty-five. machinist, Is
under arrest here charged with the muir
der of Susie Coleman. aged sixteen,
factory worker, whose body was fouho
yesterday near the Lima railroad yards.
According to the police, Riddle con-
'essed shortly after his arrest last night.
An examination of tho girls body, the
police said, revealed that she was about
to become mother
Miss Coleman was killed Wednesday
night, according to the machinist's alleged
confession She met Riddle. who told the
police he struck her with the iron door
Of a fire box. crushing her skull. He gave
no motive for the attack.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
EULoGIzEs THE PRESIDENT.
Senator Hollis Calls Him Greatest
and Best Man on Earth.

LYNN, Mass. April 1s.-United States
Senator Henry F. Hollis of New Hamp-
shire eulogized President Wilson as "a
combination of the greatest and best
man on EARTH" and Secretary Bryan as
the greatest exponent of democracy
at the banquet of the democratic city
committee last night.
The democracy of Thomas Jeffer-
son." said Senator Hollis. SIS behind
the times. The freedom we are Tight
ing for in the democratic party is in
dustrial freedom.
insufficient wage is the cause OF all
the distress in the country today. That
sounds like socialism. but what are We
democrats but socialists"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
TOWN Is. INUNDATED.
Woodruff, Ariz., Also Victim OF
Waters When Dams Burst.

HOLBRoOK, Ariz, April 16.-The
flood which swept away the reservoir
dams at Lyman and Hunt and sub
merged parts of St Johns yesterday
inundated the town of Woodruff, twelve
miles southwest Of here. today. Wa
ter diverted from the overf1owed little
Colorado river submerged the streets
in places to a depth of seven feet be-
fore the Woodruff dam burst and re-
1ieyed the pressure. Meantime all the
people of the town reached hlgh
ground and there were no fatalities to
add TO the list of eight lives lost by
the breaking of the Lyman Wednes-
day night.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16

most sacred rights of the states Is the
right to change the organic law of the
nation when they choose. Besides the
plan of human redemption is not con-
fined to state lines. The people are
thoroughly in earnest on this question
and have become impatient with tri-
fling public officials, high and low.
This statement is issued in response
to repeated requests from correspond
ents for information touching the atti-
tude of the Anti-Saloon League toward
presidential candidates in 1916"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
BLAMEs BUSINESS RIVALS.
Swoboda's Partner Claims He Has
Evidence to Clear Him.

Evidence which he claimed would
quickly clear up the case of Raymond
Swoboda. under arrest in France on
charges of espionage and of setting
fire to the steamer La Touraine, was
laid before the State Department today
by r. X. MacLea of New York. Swo-
boda's business partner.
Mr.. MacLea was accompanied by PR
vate detective who has been investigating
the case. He intimated that business
rivals OF Swoboda were responsible for
his arrest. and declared that the charges
were absolutely groundless.
At the State Department II was said
a report on the case from Paris was
being awaited.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
Valuable Discovery Announced.

PITTSBURGH, Pa, April 16.-Discov-
cry of new process for lining pots
used in glass-making which, 1t is
claimed. will prolong their life so per
cent and result in an annual saving of
thousands Of dollars to the American
glass indutry. was announced today
by the Mellon Institute of Research Of
the University of Pittsburgh,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
SAYS UNREST IN US.
IS SLOWLY DECREASING
J. Ogden Armour, Head Of Packing
Company, Before Industrial
Relations Commission.

CHICAGO. April 16.-J. Ogden Armour,
president Of Armour & Co.. testifying be-
fore the United States commission on In
dustrial relations today. expressed the
opinion that industrial unrest in the
United States was slowly decreasing. His
own employees, he said. were adequately
protected through the privilege Of appeal
ing to the respective foremen. The wit
ness said he keeps In touch with en-
ployes in their homes through foremen
and tho companys welfare workers. En-
ployes are privileged to appeal to the
president Of the company when they think
subordinate officials deal unjustly with
them.
I'VE always investigate" he added.
He denied that his company took adj
vantage Of an oversupply OF immi-
grant labor to pay less than living
wages. The strike Of 10000 was
brought about through wages of I'M
skilled labor" witness said. We Of
fered arbitration, but 1t was declined"
Calls Unions Unnecessary.
Mr.. Armour said he did not believe
that unions were necessary to the well
fare of employees.
1.-The success Of an employer depends
on the employees" said he, land to get
the best work OF the employees the best
wages the market affords must be
paid"
You said that you wouldn't have
organizers around the plant during
working hours. Is the reason indus
trial or economic?' asked Mr.. Garrett
son.
Both" replied Mr.. Armour. Il
wouldn't have them around anyway"
"WhyT
IT have had experience. Az soon as
a union has a little power 1t commits
excuses"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
Battleship Moreno Is Floated.

PHILADELPHIA. April 16.-The new
Argentine battleship Moreno, which yes
terday stuck her nose in the mud of
Dan Baker shoal. about fifty miles
down the Delaware river, and remained
fast. was fioated during the night and
proceeded on her way to Hampton
roads. The ship apparently suffered no
damage. The Moreno sailed from here
yesterday. She will take on coal at
Hampton roads and then sail for South
America
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
To Read PAPER on Weather.

At the meeting of the Society for
Philosophical Inquiry. to be held in the
west study room of the Public Library
tomorrow at 4:45 pm, DR.. ]. S. Lemon
Is to read paper on THE Psychic Eff
fects of Weather" to be followed by q
discussion All students of philosophy
are invited.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-04-16
EXPLOSION DAMAGES BUILDING
Boiler in Cellar of German-American
Building Associations Home Bursts.

The building of the German-American
Building Association, at Sd and B
streets southeast, was damaged this
afternoon as a result of an explosion
of the hot-water boiler in the cellar.
Richard Colston, the colored janitor.
was in the cellar when the explosion
occurred He was seriously but not
dangerously hurt. Other employees of
the association hurried to his assist
ance and helped him from the cellar
before that part of the building was
flooded.
Several windows on the first floor of
the building were demolished. En-
ployes who were in the office when the
explosion occurred were shocked.
Colston was taken to Casualty Hos
pital He was cut and bruised about
the face, legs and body.