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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-05-06
LOCAL NEWS

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COOP DRUG Co. /
Attorney John A. Sheldon has |
moved his Office to the Carbon Block |
on North Main street. |
Howell Brothers are Offering some |
SPECIALS for circus day. Call and |
see them. ADV. 66 |
Elaborate plans are being worked |
out in connection with the U. A.. O.
Quarter Centennial which will be
held from June A to s, 1915.
Plenty of spray material to be had
Cache Fruit Growers Association, Of
flee at Rasmussen Bazaar. ADV. tt
A. l.. Toone, of the state bureau
of immigration and statistics, has
been in Logan this week on official
business.
The Commercial Club rooms are
being given a thorough spring clean
ing, Messrs Shelton, Bench and Green
are doing the work.
Headquarters for cut flowers and
funeral designs. Ola Larsen & Son,
212 East Third South. Phone 497.
ADV. II
Friday evening the Sorosis Sorority
of the U. A. c.. will entertain the
Thetas and the four fraternities.
George Napper's smiling face is
seen again behind the fountain ut
the Cache Valley Drug Company
where he expects to be employed this
summer. H
For Rent-A new modern home, 3
rooms, bathroom, pantry and screen
porch and basement; close to b. Y.
c. Apply at 372 South First West.
ADV. If
We have a few government garden
seeds at this Office which will be dis
tributed as far as they will go TO
persons calling at this office and ask.
ing for them. II
White carnations for Mothers Day
at the Royal Confectionery, Cache
Valley Floral Co.-Adv. 5.S
The U. A. C. Cosmos Club will
meet Thursday evening at the Delta
M Fraternity house. The discussion
of the Mexican situation will be led
by Lowry Nelson.
+. J. Marshall, city editor Of The
Journal, is quite i'll with rheumatism.
He has been confined to his bed for
two or three days.
Considerable interest has been Gre
ated about the Rolfsen Sporting
Goods store the past few days, occas-
toned by the arrival Of the 1915 model
of the Harley Davidson motorcycle.
II. w. Taylor, general foreman OF
the sugar company at Burnley, Idaho
brother of Mrs. Elmer Brossard and
Mrs. /. J. Clark of this city, has been
visiting here this week.
DR.. /. p. Stewart has been ap
pointed administrator of the estate
of his brother, J. z. Stewart Jr The
appraisers OF the estate are T. II
Humphreys, II. e. Crockett, and ]
G. Allen Jr.
Frank Hendricks OF the Preston
Confectionery Company was in 10
gan yesterday. Frank says his com
pany will install new fixtures in
few days and will have one OF thu
neatest little places of business j
Preston.
The Sigma Alpha fraternity gave
farewell party on Monday evening
complimentary to DR., A, P. Prestol
who leaves this week to take up hi
practice in dentistry at Rigby, Idaho
Spec ,hes, by prominent members q
the frat with delicious refreshment
whIled away most pleasant evening
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
HAD PELLAGRA;
IS NOW WELL

Ringgold, La.-Ms. s. A. Cotter, Of
this place, writes: "Will say that l am
perfectly well and the happiest soul on
earth. Wish every pellagra sufferer could
know OF your great remedy. I know how
to appreciate health and sympathize with
those that are not 20 blest a. I. Am grow
ing stronger, gaining in weight and can
do anything I ever could. Oh, know
am we'll of that horrible disease, and my
heart is full of rejoicing. feel that I
have come out of . dense cloud into the
blessed sunshine. God be praised! He
has spared my life for some good, and
feel that have just begun to live"
There il no longer any doubt that pei
lagra can be cured. Don't delay until it
il too late. It is your duty to consult the
resourceful Baughn.
The symptoms-hands red like sunburn;
skin peeling of, sore mouth, the lips,
throat and tongue . flaming red, with
much mucus and choking; Indigestion and
nausea, either diarrhoea or constipation.
There is hope; get Baughn's big Free
remedy for Pellagra that has at last been
found. Address American Compounding
Co., box POST. Jasper, Ala, remembering
book on Pellagra and learn about the
money is refunded in any case where the
remedy fails to cure.-Adv.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

with some simple vegetable" said to
the waiter. rs it q bull market for an
order like that?"
Three dollars and forty-two cents"
answered Henri of Navarro. Forty
two cents for the order and three dol
lars to help pay for the French velvet
curtains in the golden suite on the
second floor"
Keep on guessing, John; you'll
wear him out" Peaches whispered.
Possibly a little cold lamb with
a suggestion of potato salad on the
side might satisfy u.s." l said. Make
me an estimate"
-Four dollars and eighteen cents"
replied Patsey Boulanger. Eighteen
cents for the lamb and salad and the
four dollars for the Looey the Fif-
teenth draperies in the drawing
room"
ASK him II there's a bargain coun-
ter anywhere in the dining room"
whispered Peaches.
MY DEAR" l said to friend wife,
we have already displaced about six
ty dollars worth Of space in this dys-
pepsia emporium, and we must, there
fore. behave like gentlemen and order
something, no matter what the cost.
What are the savings of lifetime
compared with our honor!"
The waiter bowed so low that his
shoulder blades cracked like a whip.
Bring u.s." l said, "a plain omelet
and one dish of prunes"
waited till Peter Girofla translated
this into French and then l added:
And on the side. please, two glasses
of water and three toothpicks. Have
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
CALOMEL WHEN BILIOUS? NO! STOP!
ACTS LIKE DYNAMITE ON LIVER
Guarantee "Dodsons Liver Tone Will Give You the Best Liver
and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Doesn Make You Sick!

spoonful and II 1t doesn't straighten
you right up and make you feel fine
and vigorous l want you to 60 back to
the store and get your money. Dod-
sons Liver Tone L. destroying the
sale Of calomel because 1t is real liver
medicine; entirely vegetable, therefore
it cannot salivate or make you sick.
l guarantee that one spoonful of
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels Of that sour bile and consti.
pated waste which is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable.
/ guarantee that a bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone will keep your ent.c fam
lily feeling fine for months. G:"e it to
your children. 1t Is harmless; doesn't
grippe and they like its pleasant taste.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
SEEING LIFE w1h
fEAN, JOHN HENRY
RkkhW Geo1geVHobart
HM1{MVt1 John Henry on Dieting
John Henry on Dieting

Besides, don't want to live as long
as Methuselah. If | did I'd have to
learn to Tango some time in the 900
years to come-then Id be just the
same as everybody else In the world.
Can you get a flash of Methuselah
at the age Of sixty-four taking Tango
lessons from Badly Sloane up at
Weisenfeffer's pedal parlors? And
then having to survive for 905 years
with the dance bug in his dome!
Close the door, Della; there's a
draft.
When Peaches recovered from the
shock of my outburst over the potato
pudding she said the only way l could
square myself was to take her to the
very-latest-to-datest hotel in New
York for dinner.
That is some task II you live up
town. believe me. because they open
new hotels in New York now the same
as they open oysters-by the dozen.
However, after stuffing my pockets
with all my earthly possessions, we
hiked forth and started for the Built
fast-the very latest thing In expen-
sive beaneries.
Directly we entered its polished por-
tails we could see from the faces of
the clerks and the clocks that a lot
of money changed hands before the
Builtfast finally became an assessment
center.
In the lobby the furniture was COW
cred with men about town. who sat
around with a checkbook in each
hand and made faces at the cash reg
lister.
There are more bellboys than bed
rooms In the hotel. They use them
for change. Every time you give the
cashier SIS he hands you back $1.50
and six bellboys.
We took a peep at the diamond.
backed dining room, and when | saw
the walters refusing everything but
certified checks in the way of tip,
said to Peaches, This is no place
for u.s." But she wouldn't let 60. and
we filed in to the appetite killery.
A very polite lieutenant-waiter
with a sergeant-waiter and two cor
poral-waiters. greeted US and we gave
the countersign, Abandon wealth. all
ye who enter here"
Then the lieutenant-waiter and his
army corps deployed by columns OF
four and escorted us to the most ex.
pensive looking trough ever saw in
a dining room.
Peaches" l said to friend wife
I'm doing this to please you. but af.
ter l pay the check. it's me to file
a petition in bankruptcy"
She just grinned, picked up the
point-lace napkin and began to admire
the onyx furniture.
"Qu souhaitez-vous?" said the
waiter. bowling so low that could feel
a chill running through my little bank
account
Il guess he means you," l whis
pered to Peaches. but she looked very
solemnly at the menu card and be-
gan to bite her lips.
"Je suis tout a votre SERVICE" the
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

Stop using calomel!. 1t makes 20
sick. Don't lose days work II you
feel lazy, sluggish, bilious or consti-
pated, listen to me!
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bone.
Calomel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into it. breaking
it up. This is when you feel that aw-
full nausea and cramping. II you feel
"all knocked out" If your liver Is tor
pid and bowels constipated or you
have headache, dizziness, coated
tongue, If breath is bad or stomach
sour just try a spoonful of harmless
Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store or dealer and get 50-cent
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take q
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

WAS complaining to some Of my
= friends In the Club the other eve
ming because a germ General Villa
was storming the outposts of my di-
gestive tract when a Nut In the party
began to slip me line of talk about
. vegetable diet.
didn't fall for it until he proved to
me that Kid Methuselah had pro-
ionged an otherwise uneventful life
and was enabled to make funny faces
at the undertakers until he REACHED
the age of 500 simply because
he ate nothing but dandelion salad,
mashed potatoes and stewed prunes.
Then ! went home and told friend
wife about it. She approved eagerly
because she felt that it might solve
the servant problem.
Since we started housekeeping
about eight months ago we've aver
aged two cooks a week. Tuesdays
and Fridays are our days for changing
chefs. The old cook leaves Monday
evening and the new cook arrives
Tuesday morning. Then the new
cook leaves on Thursday evening and
the newest cook arrives on Friday.
and SO on. world without end.
Friend wife decided she could dip
few parsnips in boiling water without
the aid Of a European kitchen mech
anician.
Vegetarians! What a great idea!
Now she could get out into the sun
light once In a while instead of stand
ing forever at the hall door as a per-
petual reception committee to frowsy-
headed Slavonian exiles demanding
$35 per and nix on the washing.
But 1t was Friday and our latest
cook was at that moment annoying the
gas range in the kitchen, so why not
experiment and find out what merit
there is In a vegetarian menu?
The ayes have it-send for the Ouch
ess Of Dishwater.
Enter the Duchess, SO proud and
naughty, with rolling pin in one
hand and a guide to the City Of New
York in the other. During her idle
moments she studied the Guide. Even
now, and only three weeks from Ellis
Island, she knew the city SO well that
she could 60 from one situation to an
other with her eyes closed.
"Ollie," said friend wife. do you
know how to cook vegetables In an
appetizing manner?"
"Of course" answered Ollie. her
lips curling disdainfully.
Then Clipped In with: Very well,
Ollie. The members of this household
are vegetarians for the time being.
All of US are vegetarians. including
the dog. 30 please govern yourself ac-
cordingly."
Ollie smiled in a broad Hungarian
manner and whispered that vegetari-
anisms was where she lived.
She confided to US that she could
cook vegetaL .es SO artistically that the
palate would believe them to be filet
Mignon with champagne sauce.
Then she shook the rolling pin at
q picture Of friend wife's grandfather.
and started in to fool the Beef Trust
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

the prunes fricassed. wash the water
on both corners and bring the tooth
picks rare"
The waiter rushed away and all
around us we could hear money talk
ing to itself.
Fair women sat at the tables pick
ing dishes out of the bill of fare which
brought the blush of sorrow to the
faces of their escorts. It was a won.
derful sight. especially for those who
have a nervous chill every time the
gas bill comes in.
When we ate our modest little din.
ner the waiter presented q check
which called for three dollars and
thirty-three cents.
THE thirty-three cents is for what
you ordered" Alexander ]. Dumas ex-
planned, "and the three dollars is for
the French hangings in the parlor."
Holy Smoke!" l cried, THAT fel-
low Looey the Fifteenth has been do
ing lot of work around here, hasn't
he?" But the waiter was SO busy
watching the finish of the change he
handed me that he didn't crack a
smile.
Then l got reckless and handed him
a fifty-cent tip.
The waiter looked at the fifty cents
and turned pale
Then he looked at me and turned
paler.
Then he trieG to thank me, but he
caught another flash of that plebeian
fifty and 1t choked him.
Then he took a long look at the half.
dollar and with low moan he passed
away.
In the excitement grabbed Peaches
and we few for home.
The next tiNe go to one of those
expensive shacks 1t will be Just after
I've had a hearty dinner.
Even at that may change my mind
and 60 to a moving picture show.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
INDIVIDUALITY AS A FACTOR
Impossible to Separate What 10, and
Must Be, the Part Of Mans
Own Being.

Any attempt to define the ultimate
spirit of the individual seems doomed
to failure.
There is saying of Bishop But
ier's which might well be recommend
ed to the philosopher: Everything is
what it is, and not another thing"
So individuality is simply individ-
uality; and the attempt to discover
some further meaning for the word
can only lead to error.
We might be tempted, for instance.
to suggest that a mans true ego 10
nothing more than his character.
But individuality goes deeper even
than character.
Character changes; the individual
remains the same
Thus a man who in his youth is hon.
est may meet with temptations that
make him a thief; SO. too, the senti-
mentalist may become a cynic.
The changing character is no moro
than a manifestation of the individu-
ality beneath.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

who put all the butchers out of busi-
ness.
Dinnertime came and we were all
expectancy.
The first course was potato soup.
Filling but not fascinating.
The second course was potato chips,
which we nibbled slightly while we
looked eagerly at the buffers pantry
The next course was French fried
potatoes with some shoestring pota-
toes on the side. and l began to get
nervous.
This was followed by a dish of Ger.
man fried potatoes, some hash-browned
potatoes and some potato saute,
whereupon my appetite got up and
left the room.
The next course was plain boiled po-
tatoes with the jackets on and baked
potatoes with the jackets open at the
throat and then some roasted potatoes
with Bolero jackets.
was beginning to see that a man
must have in his veins the blood of
martyrs and of heroes to be a vege-
tartan and at the same time I could
feel myself fixing my fingers to choke
Ollie.
The next course was q plate of po-
tato salad. and then tainted.
When l got back. Ollie was standing
near the table with a sweet smile on
each side of her face waiting for the
applause of those present.
Have you anything else?" I in
Quired. hungrily.
"Oh. yes!" said Ollie. Il have some
potato pudding for dessert
When got through swearing. Ollie
was under the stove. my wife was un.
der the table. the dog was under the
bed and l was under the influence of
liquor.
I'm cured.
After this my digestive tract will
have to fight a sirloin steak every time
ct hungry.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
DID HIS DUTY AS GUARDIAN
Adviser to Youthful King Of Sweden
Proved Himself the Right Man for
the Position.

King Charles XII of Sweden, who
came to the throne at the early age
Of fifteen, went out riding one time
in company with his cousin, the duke
of Holstein, and a few other gentle
men of the court. On the way they
came upon a pile Of timber standing
by the roadside. The duke Of Hol-
stein suggested to the king that the
company try their skill riding over
the pile on their horses. Charles as
sented, and insisted upon being the
first to go over. But just as he was
about to dig his spurs into his horse,
tells Das Buch fuer ALE, Count Wacht-
meister seized the bride and said to
the king: Don't try to ride over
that"
The duke Of Holstein became angry.
How dare you cross the wishes of
the king?" ne exclaimed.
Calmly Wachtmeister answered:
Say what you will. my king shall not
do It,"
Holsteip then reined up to him
and replied w6athfully: You do not
seem to know to whom you are speak
ing"
''Oh. yes" said the other. laughing
scornfully. Il am speaking with the
duke of Holstein. But will you kindly
recall that you are addressing Count
Wachtmeister. the royal adviser? And
as l said before. my king shall not
break his neck by such q wild and
dangerous jump. Perhaps you were
thinking of becoming king Of Sweden
in that event. But you won't 80 long
as Hans Wachtmeister lives"
Just then the young king. who WAS
standing by listening to the discus
sion. rode up to his adviser. and tap
ping him ON the shoulder approvingly,
said to the company: mo. gentle
men, / guess We won't Jump that pile.
It IL Q bit dangerous" And with that
they continued on their way in silence.
Youths Companion.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

waiter crosscountered before I could
recover, and he had me gasping II
never struck me that ! had to take
a course in French before entering the
Builtfast hungry foundry. and there
! sat making funny faces at the table
cloth. while friend wife blushed Grim
son and the waiter kept on bowling
like an animated jack-knife.
Say. Mike!" ventured after a bit :;
Tip us Off to a quiet bunch of eating
that will fit couple of appetites Just
out seeing the sights. Nothing that
Will put kink in years income, you
know. Bo: just suggest some little
thing that looks better than It tastes.
but Is not too expensive to keep
down."
Que souhaitez-vous? said he
back at me. "Un diner confortab BILE
doit Sc composer de potuge, de vo.
laille bouillie ou rotie, chaude ou
froide. de gibier. de plats rares ct
distingues. de sucreries. de patisseries
ct de fruits!"
iooked at my wife, and she looked
at me; then We both looked out the
window and wished we had never been
born.
Say, Garsong," I said. after we
came to. my wife Is a daughter Of
the American Revolution and she's so
patriotic she eats only In United
States: SO cut out the Moulin Rouge
lyrics and let's get down to cases.
How much will it set me back II or.
der plain steak-just enough to flirt
with two very polite appetites
Nine dollars and seventy cents. {"
said Joan of Arcs brother Blu. The
seventy cents Is for the steak and
the nine dollars will help to pay for
the Looey the Fifteenth furniture In
the bridal chamber"
Save the money. John. whispered
Peaches; "and Wen buy q pianola
with IT,"
How about silver Of roast beef
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
He Couldn't See.

BILL see among several wrinkle
removing devices recently patented
is one consisting Of head harness to
pull back the ears and slightly draw
up the skin of the face.
Jill-But even then I can't see how
that proceeding is going to influence
the wrinkles in a mans trousers.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

Curate-l'm so glad to hear your
husband Ii showing 50 much improve
ment, Mrs. Stiggins.
Hopeful Wife-Oh, yes. sir. thank
you. Els so much better! Why .
don't say Is prayers no more Of .
night now!-Passing Show.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
Landlord Likes Chess Players.

-ao'o @'~Ss ~"Sss ''syS~
Are you a chess player?" a land
lord asked a prospective tenant. Il
much prefer to have my house occu-
pied by chess players"
mo, am not a chess player and
can't account for such singular pref
erence." replied the would-be tenant.
1T is simple enough" said the land
lord. Chess players move SO seldom
and rarely without great deliberation." f"
New York Globe.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
No Place for That Boy,

Joseph" said the grocer to his new
boy. what have you been doing In
the back room SO long?"
"Pickin' the dead flies out Of the
currants, SIR" Joseph answered brisk
ly.
The grocer's lip curled. so that's
what you were doing. is it. Joseph?"
he said. And your father told me
that he knew you were cut out for
the grocery trade. Well. Joseph, you'd
better study for the ministry. Lon.
don Opinion.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
Restricted Sport.

II feel the call of the wild this
morning." said the head bookkeeper.
What do you think of doingf"
asked his first assistant.
"Of course, / can't get away now,
but II my present mood lasts long, |
shall certainly drop into a shooting
gallery during the lunch hour"
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

In some unknown manner q little
sample of Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh
found its way into an interior village
Of India. 1t was its own agent. and
from that small beginning q steady
trade has developed and each succeed.
ing shipment has been larger. Adv.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
KEEP ALWAYS ON HAND
BONDS LIVER PILLS.

One small pill at bed time will cure
Headache. Biliousness, Constipation,
Torpid Liver. etc. Do you doubt It!
Try them once. They never act un-
pleasantly. Small. Mild, Safe. Inex-
pensive. All Druggists 25c.-Adv.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
coroeou. Globe Of Blossoms.

Gorgeous Globe Of Blossoms.
To obtain a gorgeous globe of bios
SONS, get two hoops. Place one within
the other so as to form a spherical fig
ure and nail firmly to an old tree
stump or other preferred foundation.
Plant running flowers around the base
and train the blossoms upon the hoops
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
up-to-Date Idea.

up-to-Date Idea.
Miss Tango-Been away?
Miss Bunny-Yes. over to Philadel.
phia to see my aunt.
"Oh, indeed!"
Yes, she told me all about the old
time dances-the money musk and
the Virginia reel. She's living in the
past"
Gee! You don't call that living!"
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
Tommy Set Rloht.

Corporal Ito soldier reporting sick)
What's the matter with you?
Tommy Atkins-Pain in my habdo-
men.
Corporal - Habdomen be 'anged'
Stomick, you mean. It's honly hoffi-
GERS as as habdomens.-Boston Eve
ming Transcript.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
Discretion.

do you believe in ghosts?"
Il decline to answer" replied Mr.
Erastus Pinkley. IL amt gineter tall
about nobody benin is back; not even
a ghos'"
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

For the big and little burns in cook.
Ing and baking, keep Hanford's Bal.
sam Of Myrrh near for quick relief.
Adv.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

Newspaper stereotypers use Han
fords Balsam Of Myrrh for relief from
splashing metal burns. Adv.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

Have any luck on your 6shing
trip"
Yep Not a single native insisted
that I should have been there a week
before"
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

Marriage is the worst kind of q fall
ure when a man marries for money
and doesn't get 1t.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
Resemblance.

why do you call him the human
pinwheel?
Because he gets up 80 much spec
tacular speed and always finishes
just where he started"
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build up The System |

Take the Old Standard GROVES
TASTELESS chill TONIC You know
what you are taking. a the formula is
printed on every label. showing it is
Quinine and Iron in q tasteless form The
Quinins drives out malaria, the Iron
builds up the system. 50 cents Adv.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27
A Germ Crank

The Author describing his play)-
And then the villain Is made to bite
the dust
The Lady-How very insanitary!
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

For wire cuts use Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

For lame back use Hanford's Bal
sam, applied thoroughly and well rub
bed In. Adv.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

Always proud to snow white clothes.
Red Cross Ball Blue does make them
white. All grocers. Adv.
Tensas gazette., 1915-08-27

Tests in Germany have shown that
pens made Of tantalum outwear those
made Of steel or gold.