The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-03-09
"sPARks" CONTAGIOUS
WHAT A CRATE FIRE DID.

Don't you adore crate fret" Lydia !,
drew up her chair before the crate
and prepared herself for the conf
dences that such = position inspired.
The crate was Myra's.
YES" replied Myra, but I think
they are dangerous"
Because Of the sparks?" innocently
demanded Lydia.
We'll, yes, II you use the word
sparks in the old-fashioned sense"
''Gracious!" exclaimed Lydia Il
had NO such thought. But why should
they be dangerous in that way?"
Simply" explained Myra. because
q crate fire Is 50 conducive to SEN
timental dreamings that never knew
a man and q woman to sit down before
one but straightway they would fall
to romancing; and II they were young
and unmarried ten to one they would
be persuaded. by the subtle and per-
suasive influence of the fire, to ex-
change vows. or to do something equal
~ foolish"
How absurd" laughed Lydia did
you ever happen to know Of such q
case?'
Indeed l did," replied Myra. II
was thinking Of Irene Leighton and
Give Wheaton when ! spoke. OF
course they were both of sentimental
nature. and they we're a bit smitten
with each other before he made his
first call, but at the same time I don't
believe he would ever have proposed
to Irene II she had not seated him
before q beautiful CRATE fire upon that
| first evening""
Dear mel" Lydia drew nearer to
the dangerous flames. DO you mean
to say that he fell into the fire, speak
ing metaphorically, the minute he sat
DOWN."
"Oh. don't suppose he proposed
instantaneously after taking his seat,
but he is excessively literary, and he
began by recalling various scenes in
his favorite novels where the hero and
heroine had talked their AFFAIRS over
/ before fire, and then he asked Irene
whether she had ever read the 'Rever-
les Of a Bachelor"
And she had?" breathlessly de-
manded Lydia
mo, she hadn't" went on Myra. 80
he told her all about the book and
how the hero Of 1t was a lonely old
bachelor who was accustomed to sit
before his solitary fire and console
= htvrNCa1f hn lan ~
panion by some creature out Of his
fancy and out of the ashes. Then, of
course, Give went on to talk about his
own dreary existence and to tell how
he had not even fire for companion.
ship. but that he had picture of q
happy newly welded pair sitting be-
fore fire and planning their future
together This was the poor mans
substitute both for fire and for q
wife,"
|, And Of course Irene couldn't re-
sist remarks so touching and original
put in Lydia.
She couldn't! When he went homo
that evening they had already planned
on VIII. ch side of their living room
they would have the CRATE and whether
they would burn coal or wood"
/ THAT was lovely" sighed Lydia.
But don't you dare tell me that the
| cold glare of day or the sight of the
ashes in the CRATE caused her to re.
pert the next morning"
We'll, IL she repented she never
, admitted the fact" declared Myra.
, for Irene. with all her sentimental
ity, is a girl OF -pluck. Just the same,
, am quite sure that II she and Give
had sat down before a gas CRATE on
that first evening l should never have
J been invited to act as bridesmaid next
month"
"But think 1t was his knowledge
OF literature that famed the flame OF
her fancy" unused Lydia, as she me.
chemically took up the poker and began
to stir the fire. IT'S SO unusual in
these days to meet man who knows
anything about books or who could
recall single heroine who had ever
been wooed before a fire. so I'm not
surprised that Irene was fascinated
II Give had ga: down before her fire
and begun to talk about insurance
or real estate I am sure that Irene
! would not have accepted him even II
he had followed up such converse.
ton with proposal"
Perhaps not" admitted Myra. but
I do believe that 1t was the fire that
did It."
What kind Of dress did Irene have
on that EVENING"" demanded Lydia
you know that costume has q great
deal to do with such situations, and II
she wore the kind of gown that lends
itself to freight and II she sat near
enough to the blaze SO that her fea.
lures could be illuminated by the fit.
fu) fame as the novelists put It
why. I can easily understand Gives
quick surrender"
II don't know anything about these
details" laughed Myra. II only know
that the fire was the matchmaker"
WELL" declared Lydia, 81 am go.
ing to ask father to have our gas crate
changed to q real log-burning love.
persuading fireplace and then be care.
full who sits before it."-Chicago Daily
News.
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