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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-11-05
Plans Art Education.

Isadore Duncan has announced her
intention to supply AN art education"
to 1000 children made orphans by the
war. She hopes, after the war is end.
ed, to take her present pupils and
many others to an island which she
has purchased of the coast of, Greece
There she expects eventually to teach
1000 children, 200 each from Germany.
France. Belgium. England and Russia
as we'll as American children who may
wish to be included, but for whose sup
port it will be necessary to have sub
scx1D<ionA
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-11-05
Church Directory.

METHODIST EPISCOPAL SOUTH.
Every Sunday at IL A. M. and 1870
P. M. REV. j. r. JACOBS.
Pastor
PRESBYTERIAN.
Woodstock-Every Sunday / A
M. and 1880 p. NJ, except End Sunda.
Mt. Jack Sunday II A ;,
M. and 730 P. M.
New Market-2nd Sunday at 3 p. m,
REV. J A. MCMURRAY.
Pastor
LUTHERAN.
Every Sunday II A. Nj and 7.30
P. M. REV. S. w. KUHNS, Pastor.
CHRISTIAN.
Second Sunday, II A. M. and 100
p Nj. Rev. j. d. HAMAKER
EPISCOPAL.
There will be services in the Epis-
copal Church every Sunday morning
at II o'clock-until flu, Tier uutice.
REV. G. B. PALMER, Rector.
REFORMED
St. Paul's Woodstock-2d and 4th
Sundays A. M Every Sunday night
Calvary-1st and Bird SUNDAYS A M /.
Rev. NJ M. NOACKER. Pastor.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-11-05
Save Your

SCRAP IRON, RUBBER, RAGS
AND METALS FOR
M. SOLLARS, Woodstock, Va
whose wagon is constantly going the
rounds. He also buys all
kinds of hides.
A.. 80
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SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
Schedule figures published only as
Information MOI Guaranteed -

WESTBOUND from Woodstock.
No. 23-Daily 200 a. m. Loca
; for Barrisonburg. Arrive Harrison
burg $50. a. m.
No. 49-Daiiy- 1858 p. m. Loca
for Harrisonburg. Arrive Harrison
burg 2:30 p. m. Buffet Parlor Car.
No. FL : Daily = $40 p. Ill
Local for Harrisonburg. Arrive
HSrrisonburg 1915 p. N.
EASTBOUND-f Woodstock.
No. "a Daily $50 a. ~
Lnmited for Alexandria and Washing
ton. Arrive Washington 1880 a. m
Buffet Parlor Car.
NO. % -Daily-4:26 p. III. Loca
for Alexandria and Washington
Arrive Washington 9:15 p. m. Buffe1
Farlor Car.
No. "a - Daily 6:55 .. m
Local from Harrisonburg to Stras
burg. Arrive Strasburg 7:30 p. m.
E. Il. COAPMAN, V ice-President anC
Genera al Manager.
W b TAYLoE, Passenger Traffic
Manager.
H. F. CARY. General Passenger Agt.
c. w. WEsTBURY, Gen. Agent,
Washington, D. c.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-11-05
CapitaIizinq Our Time.

Believe me when tell you that the
thrift of time will repay you in after
life with a usury of profit beyond your
most sanguine dreams, and that the
waste Of it will make you dwindle.
alike in intellectual and in moral stat
ings.-W. E. Gladstone.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-11-05

Invest you money In the per cent
Certificates of the Shen. Valley Loan
& Trust Co., Woodstock, Va. Sc
curity unquestioned. Interest pay
able semi-annually, and Certificates
redeemable any time after six months
20 short notice.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-11-05
Shoe Making.

I respectfully announce to the peo-
pie of Woodstock and vicinity that
have opened Shoemaker's Shop, in
the building next to the HERALD
Office, where l will be prepared to
make and repair shoes. Ladies' shoes
a speciality.
JNO. H. RICHARDS.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-11-05
German Entry Into Paris.

THU oBtOs
A neutral correspondent of the Petit
Parisien. who has been travelling in
Austria-Hungary. has brought hack .
picture postcard representing the
entry 81 the German troops into Paris.
The postcard. which IL REPRODUCED
by the Petit PariSien, shows uhlans
passing In column under the Are De
Triomphe. In the background are the
Eiffel tower and Notro Damo-[ondoa
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-11-05
FOSSIL FOREST IN AMERICA
Yeilowstope Park Contains Ono Of the
Most Remarkable Of Natural
! curloslties.

Remarkable fossil forests exist in
Yellowstone park. the most remark
able, II IL believed, Of the several fos-
sil forests which have been discovered
there are others in Egypt, In Cali
fornia and IN Arixma-because IN the
Yellowstone most Of the trees were
entombed In their original upright po-
sition and not found recunbent and
scattered about the ground
!, In Arizona, for instance the fos-
a1lisa1 l1xu1n haveAe 1n1nflT 1saa caE-
10|AANDGAsAk.zn,pnnni1
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-11-05
SHENANDOAH HERALD

ADvBR rIsINoR4rHe
Advertisem snss will be inserted
atone Dollar per square OF ten
Ines or less, for the first insertion
and 60 cent lci each ,ll,tt1en,
insertion.
Quarte ~ or yearly sdveS
tisemsnts by contract.
- Unless the number OF inssr.
lions u marked upon the manu-.
script, advertisements willbe pun.
lished until forbidden and charges
accordingly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-11-05
Silk Finish Ice Cream

am prepared to furnish festivals,
or private families with ice.crear
which I guarantee. Give me trial
/ can furnish any quantity.
| SAM. WALKER,
Woodstock. r. 2
June lie mo.
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One Appropriate Place.

these days, but it is all right in the
family.-Ohio State Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-11-05
DENTISTS.

TAR. W. E FAHRNEY
PRACTICE LIMITED TO
EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT.
Beginning Monday, May Bird, 1915
/ will oe at my Woodstock office every
day except Friday from $50 a. m. te
5 o. m.
Friday OF each week at my Timber
vile Office.
DR.. w. E. FAHRNEY.
Apr. 80 '15.-1yr.
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Barber Shcp.
COURT ST., WOODSTOCK Va.
Warden Fravel, Pf"pr.

Shave. 80. 10 Haircut. Is
SINCE. ..... Is Shampoo. 15
Facial Massage. Is
Tonic Rub. 80. s and 10
Shaving Corpse. 100
Shave away from shop rs
Haircut +" " 30
Haircut and shave away from shop Sc
"a Prompt attention given to al
Gust ,mSerS.
A sham of the vublic patronage
sole ted
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For Sale or Rent

Residence, with. all modern con-
veniences. DR.. W. a. WUNDER.
Sept. "a
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-11-05
Thu nuffar,a Iamans,

Old Player Well. how do Jon feel
after your first twosome at golfS
Dufer-Feeil Buhi | started ahead
Of about forty twosomes and . half
dozen foursomes. and bad % many
people say ~Would you mind our 80
ing through your that ! I'D Ike
human sievei- Chicago NswA
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-11-05

When q soldier fighting on land %
wounded he Is generally carried out Of
the firing zone without much delay AMI
u soon made as comfortable a. posi-
BILE In hospital OH of range OF tho
enemy's guns Not so the sailor on
board a warship. Warshirs are. above
everything. lighting machines There
b very little spare room on hoard. and
In the confusion of battle the wounded
sailor cannot get the best attention all
at once. nor can be be carried out OF
range of the big guns OF the enemy.
But efforts are made to carry him to a
place of safety. Such places, easy OF
access and not too hot. are scarce
enough. OF course all that can be
done is done. The wounds are dressed.
and the men are made as comfortable
a. possible in the circumstances. Then
az soon as an opportunity presents IT.
self they are transferred to hospital
ship.-Pearson's Weekly.
a Ilssis Mixed.
eportsman-l wonder what's become
q Mikes told him to meet me here.
Driver-Ach, It's no use teIlin' him
anything! Shure, eorr, ut just goes
IN at wan ear and ont ut the other.
Ike wather OF = ducks backi-Lor
Con Tit-Bits.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-11-05
Cheap Grazing Farm For Sale.

Cheap Grazing Farm For Sale.
800 acres, about 100 acres cleared
mostly in blue grass, 20 acre orchard
2, 3 and years old of improved fruit
good large barn, good house, good
wells on place. Fine place for poul-
try. miles from Fishers Hill and II
miles from Capon Road. Some good
timber. This 10 . bargain if interest
cd. Write p. o. BOX 273,
Price 90, 900.
Apr DIT Woodstock, Va.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-06

at her a going around with a towel
around her Ease becuz she lookd too
comical to him until she cuffd Buds
ears for him and now he don't think
she's so funny.
Bale Hooker went to the co. seat in
his bob sled tother day on business and
pleasure. Bait got pit. of old red
ticker to the co. seat for medicinal pur-
poses only, but on the way home he got
turrible cold so he KEEP talein sips of the
ticker as he druv along and when he got
to Bingville he was considerable under
the wether, being as he was singing
hymns and actin skandalous. 1t wouldn't
be so bad if Bale could sing but he has
voice on him like a old cow. After
Bale got .oberd up he said he would of
been q 1eetle more sparin of that red
lickereif he had of thort it had sich =
kick TO IL.
Miss Almira Hobbs went out fiding
in a pung last Sunday with certain
young Teller from down Snake Bend
way and Almira says that when she got
back home she was most froze to deth
You couldn't of set up very snug to Al
mira in the pung. did you Jim1
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uNO.

From all we can 1ern Bale Hawkins
can keep appels longern ennybuddy else
in Bingville. The way Bale doessis as
fofiers: He wraps each appel In a
seperate paper and then buries EN- il
b6aes with sawdust in en- SO as no APP
pei will touch another one and jest
nacheriy leaves EN- there until he wants
some appels to eat. Bale says he has
KEEP appels in this manner until as late
as July. ~
Bale brung US in two of his late
appels to the Bugle offs as sample
and we set right down and ct EN- both
up and they tasted turrible good, but
of course we couldn't judge very well
from jest two appels whereas if Bale
would bring US in pix. or two we could
tell more about it.
Jest for the fun of the thing has
emmy other of our subscribers been able
to keep appels this long? If so bring
in PIX or so to US and we will let you
know through the Bugle whether they
are as good as the ones Bale has for in
StantS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-06

Then Doc he turned on Eph and
slapped his Ease for him until Eph seen
stars and not satisfde with that Doc
grabbed up the tin scoop in Hens
weighin scales and brung it down on
top of Hens head confusing said head
and dentin the scoop all outen shape
What in the dognashions the matter
with your" says Hen. Cant a person
give you friendly slap on the back
without you wantin to fte?"
mo they can't" says Doc, "espesh-.
tally when I've got boil right betwixt
my shoulder blades which you landed
on when you slapped me and fer two
cts. Id lambaste you within inch of
your 1ife"
Then Doc turned and wailet outen the
store Madden a wet hen and returned
home without his prunes. Hen says of
course if he had of knowd Doc had a
boil he wouldn't of struck him on the
back SO vishious
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-06
Local Squibs

The wether still continues quite cool
ish in our midst. The thermometer amt
been above zero for most wk. now.-
Some times when we refleckt that the
thermometer stood at 100 in the shade
in Bingville last July we cant skeercely
believe it and yet its so. Seems almost
ridicklus don't it?
We would like to have about IS new
Subscriptions from new subscribers
who would be willing to pay US strickly
cash in advance if it wouldn't be askin
too mulch being as we have few bills
to pay which ort to of been paid over
six months ago. If this would be askin
too mulch we would like to have say
three or four subscribers then. How
does that strike you?
Hez Andrews called at this offs and
purchased some old copies of the Bugle
last week. Some of the copies was as
fur back as six yrs. Hez amt reglar
subscriber but he likes to keep posted
on what is a going on in Bingville.
Mrs. Harve Hines wife of our ton
serial barber informs US that sinst last
fall she has colleckted enuff huming hair
from Harve's barber shop to fill two
sofy pliers with and that they're as mise
& soft as can be. If more wimmen
folks knowd this they would probly ask
their husbands to bring their hair home
with EN- after its cut off by Harve.
Hen Weathersby. prop. of our gene.
raj store, wishes US to announce to the
ladies of Bingville that he has just re-
ceived a new bolt of red flannel into
the store. Ladies of Bingville whose
husbands under shirts ct ct cettery is
wore thin or wore out is cordially in
vited to call at the store and inspect
this new bolt of red flannel with
view to making their husbands new UNI
derwear when they do their spring sew
ing Hen says he will stand behint this
red flannel and garryntee it to wear
well, but he'll be doggoned if he'll gar
rayntee it not to shrink and them as
buys it for shifting or drawersing does
so at their own risk.
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LANDS END

Bill Henshaw says the cold wether
has made a crack in his thumb which
he cant seem to heal up although he's
used taller and everything he can think
Of Bill has the sympathy of the en-
tire community.
Rufe Atkins old dog "Tige" had I
fife with strange bulldog who passed
through here last wk and got licked.
'Tige" is like some folks is-he can't
seeem to recolleckt that he amt as yung
and spry as he used to be.
Mrs. Hen Jordan is very busy this
winter being as she has to do the house
work and at the same time take care
of three small Children and one infant
not six months old. Hen is also busy
playin checkers sinst the cold wether
set in and there amt nothink to do
outside
Hi Saunders informs us that he has
secured lucertive posishion at the co.
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:EDDYToR1UL
Last Tuesday, Feb. 2. was

GROUNDHOC sEDDYTORIUL
Last Tuesday, Feb. 2, was
Grounding Day.
This day and date is allus looked
forrerd to with a great cal of an
tipashion by the most respeckted
citizens of Bingville being as ac-
cording to what the wether is. on
above date it is said that a person
can tell what kind of wether we
be a going to have for the next
six wks.
In other words if the grounding
Tor woodchuck as he is sometimes
called) comes outen his hole on
Feb. 2 and sees his shadder on the
snow, then he turnes right around
and hikes back into his hole as fast
as he can hike, being as the ground
hog knows that if. he sees his shad-
der in this manner the wether for
six wks in the fuchure will be
colder & meanern all git out and
not for decent grounding to be
out in, and so the grounding
therefore curls up in his hole and
goes to sleep for six more wks I'M
til this disagreeable spell is past
and went.
If on the other hand the ground
hog when he comes outen his; hole
on Febooary 2 and stretches his
self after his long winter sleep and
looks around and don't see his own
shadder on the snow anywheres in
the vicinity, then he walks right
along and begins to look for a
square meal, and only goes back
into his hole now and then to rest
becus he knows that under these
circumstances we'll have mild
spring wether for the follering six
wks and that he can remain out
and about without freezin hisself
todeth.
Well, last Tuesday morning
folks in general hereabouts was up
lbrite & early to see what kind of a
day it was a going to be, espeshial-
ly old Dad Henderson and Plu-
ltarch Watkins, who is both rival
wether projects of Bingville and
who perdicks from day today what
kind of wether we be goin tc
have tonorrer. For yrs there has
been hard feelins betwixt old Dad
land Plutarch for this reason
Every time one of EN- fails to hit
lit on the wether, tother one goes
around town chuclxlin and tellir
leverybuddy about it, and onct el
Itwict when they met IN Her
lWeathersbys store and the quest
shion come up as to who was thu
best wether profet of the two, they
lnearly come to blows and woule
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is
YOUR
RIBS
BROKE?

Ever sinst last fail times has been
purity hard with me and money tur.
ribls lite. Up to the time that win
ter wether set in worked out BY the
day and made purity good Twin for
myself and allus had enuff left over
to keep myself in chewin tobacko, but
sinst then it has been long time Be.
twixt ehsws for me and unless some
buddy was to give me a chew occa-
shional I would often 60 without for
considerable spell.
Now ! am . good cal Of . 3enius
if do say it myself. I'm turrible han.
dy tinkering with tools and onct I IN.
vented rat trap that 1 would Of
made my forchune out of except that
after I got 1t finished couldn't set the
cussed thing (ner nobuddy else) with
out ketehin my fingers in il. l kefched
two fingers in it and smashed e. boeS
so you see supposin that had of been
a rat it would of squashed hin fl.e.
tern . pancake.
Well owing to the hard times have
desided that ! will 90 into fle Biz.
ness OF hxing umbrellas. What con.
dishion Is your umbrella in7 Can't Won
hist It! What good is umbrella Won
can't instr Perhaps you have one of
your fios broke in your umbrella or the
handle - loose or somethink. Well. If
that's the case bring it 10 ~ and I
VII! M tt up for you while you wait
and only charge you what the iob 4
worth no more & no less.
Then when spring rains comes voull
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of pummeld each other if moochu-
al friends haddent parted EN-.

OF pummeld each other II mOOcnu-
al friends haddent parted EN-.
For spell last fall old Dad hit
it in his perdickshions most every
time he perdickted, and Plutarch
was turrible jealous until along
the first of September old Dad was
askt by several of his nabers if
there was going to be a frost on
Ia Tuesday night and Dad pooh
poohed and tut-tiItted and said not
a mite of frost. Well nobuddy
coverd their late vegetables and
logged if there. wassent turrible
hard frost that very night and gar
den crops was hurt like everything
and them as had put faith in Dad S
perdickshion wouldn't skeercely
speak to him after that when they
met him on the st.
Sinst then Dad has been awful
keerfu1 about maxim perdickshions.
If the sun is shirin and you ask
him if its going to rain, Dad will
squint at the sky and sniff the air
and say, "Wen, it may and it may
not and if its raining hard and
you ask Dad if its goin to clear
up he'll say. "Wel1, it allus has"
So last Tuesday Dad and Pitt
tarch was out on the st. early to
see if the grounding could see his
slladder. The sun come up in a
mist and it looked like it was A
goin to be cloudy day. Dad he
bundled up in warm clothes and
set on his front PLAYER to keep his
eye peeled for the sun, while Plu-
tarch walked outen town and CHM
clean to the top of Teck Hill where
he could see better and set down
on log beside the road and STAYED
there watchin for the sun to come
out until 2 p. M. without no din
ner and his feet as cold as a cupplc
of isickels, after which he limped
back to Bingville cold and hungry
and all outen sorts.
Old Dad says he set on his pi-
azzer all day and the sun diddent
come out onct durin that time and
that the next six wks will be mel
Ter & mild & that the backbone of
winter is broke and we'll have a
early spring.
P1utarch on the contrary says
that about half past one D. M. as
he set there on the top of Teck
Hill shivvern like clipped colt in
Janooary the sun busted out from
behint the clouds for about five
minnits and emmy gorrammed
grounding with eyesight with a
cuss could have seen his shadder
plain as day. For this reason Plu-
tarch perdicks cold and bitter
wether for the next six wks and
says that if ennybuddy makes
their plans according to old Dads
perdickshion they'll git TUX in bad.
General opinyun in Bingville is
about divided as to whether Dad
is right or Plutarch in their per-
dickshions, and we persoom that
only fine ui11 fell
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seat and will go there to work soon.
Hi is a going to work in a store sweep
ing out and bilding fires mornings and
gets S.. per wk. Sucksess to you Hi.
Roomer says that Cupid has shot Miss
Sally Lind one of our handsomest
young ladies, right smack through the
heart with his arrer of love- How
about it, Sam-did you shoot that arrer
of love?
.uNO.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-06
Country Correspondence
BEAVER DAM FLATS

Being as there amt been nothink a
peard in the Bugle from hereabouts for
quite a spell will take my pen in hand
to dash off few items for publicashion
in your columns.
Miss Mindy Smith Sundayed with her
aunt at Snake Bend last Sunday and
walked home Monday, getting cold feet
on the way and now Mindy has bad
cold on her lungs.
There is considerable snow in our
midst at the present writing and we per-
SOON it will remain in our midst until
spring arrives which we all hope will
be early this spring.
Pete Dickenson's old COW "Spot" per-
scented Pete with a little mite of a
speckled caff last wk. which Pete says
looks lest like its mother except it is
small.
Like a blamed fool Sim Hooker did
dent remove the worter from his rain
bari last fail when the wether begin to
git coolish and so the worter in the
bari froze solid and busted the bari all
to shucks. Well. Sim amt got nobuddy
to blame but hisse1f being as he is a
bachelor and lives alone.
Your correspondent spent last Sat-
terday evg in the sossiety of Miss Lucy
Pease of this place remaining until as
late as nearly half past p m. when he
TUX his hat and said goodnight to Lucy
and went home conshious of having
spent most pleasant evg. Lucy is a
turrible nice girl and so handsome.
Wade Slocomb recently purchased a
horse of Eek Bartlett, consideration
price SIS. We amt seen the horse as
yet but in our opinyun it cant be mulch
of a horse for SIS.
So fur this has been quite a hard
winter in the Flats but we've got one
good thing to look forward to, that's
summer.
If you desire emmy more news in the
fuchure please let me know and l will
send them to you perviding you will
send me some paper, also some envel-
lups, a pencil to write with and few
stamps. CLARENCE WILKINS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-06
Hen Made a Mistake

Hen Weathersby made bad mis-
take tother mornink. Doc Livermore
our Professional horse veterinary &
huming speshia1ist dropped into the
store to buy couple of lbs. of prunes
and jest merely grunted when Hen
says good morning to him and Hen
he was feelin purity clipper hisseH so
he hit Doc slap on the back and told
him to cheer up.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1915-05-27

that the girls of Kenosha will take
an especial interest in it. Prizes of
fifty dollars will be offered for the doll
parade. The boys have not been for
gotten by the committee and the special
feature to interest them in the parade
will be kite flying contest. The
prizes for this contest will be $500 in
gold and it is certain that a half
thousand boys of Kenosha will be
busy in their workshops making kites
for this big fete. The committee hope
to have two or three hundred kites in
the air at one time and it is certain
that every variety of kite known to the
ingenuity of real boys will be entered
for this contest. Both Of the contests
will be open only to Kenosha boys and
girls.