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vARDON FALLS FROM BICYCLE.
Noted British Goifcr Suncrs Injury
That Prevents Ills Play.

An American friend OF Harry Nar1oN
rece- we'd a letter a day or two lgo IN
which the noted British golfer. who has
visited this country twice, said that he
had fallen from a hlcycl" about five
weeks ago and had 50 injured his hands
that golf had been iWl r since,
Varlon also Described one of IN" German
acroplaro RAIDS, saying WAT the hostile
passed directly over the golf
links at Enfield, where he was staying at
the time, and created a good deal of "%-
citemcri and CONSERVATION all along tn"
countryside.
Golf In Great britain is Just about
as dead as II possibly could be, accord
ing To Nardou, and So his fall with its
resultant iujuriC~ has not heeu as costly
to him a. II ordinarily would have been.
the past 1t would have meant tho
cancellation of numerous matches and 4
considerable loss IN revenue, but this
year there are NO matches to cancel.
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HAvRE DE GRACE RESULTS.

fly, TIr IN. a.. nf S,r, i i,r'aas. - G NaG% SrrSr' "' fl
Won. ,liehjs OUT. 10? udiyb. 10 to l.
, 3Rqf'"g Tim ss 'G,,d , :" rn 9a@ w 10 J.
Gpuhac. Vigrola CIou,arr Mis-, rglo.
Egrria, SCION. chrnr" and Great surprise
sr,6nd Race trcp,cchaso, thrco-yenr
old~ ana upward, $50 miles-Gray Leg,
~ 'GIlher'I . {" AZ; : 10 amt I I" .,
and 2 10 l. secnud, Aviator, li2 rBroWnl,
q 70 D.. = +" ana : +" -, in'rd Iinc,
= \ stone, Top Hat, Rock Fish, Brush
aud surgeon also ran,
Thirh THREE yetr-oldS and up
ward; selling one mile and seventy yards
I TO o., Won; BtIfrou l0t copper, i ia /,
. to ! and even second MS Nlhs, 100
Trt,na5,@I' ,aiosso ''T rc, @nn " Ban ~ yhiTs 4
Henry Hutchinson Mainland Girl Kuoclct,
Ear Of, savoy an! % Ills Tru" also ran.
Fourth Race Tive SetrrOld1. selling,
Ave aud a ha'f nrlnngs-SlipShod ll3
CT, Mrrdggart, . TO J. . 30 and : to T.
won; King neptune, ia Turner, II 10 l.,
cooper, even. 80 . ANA out, mira
Time, 1909 Whlmsy Hidden star, George
Fhtth Roc. Thrcc-year-oids aud up-
ward; selling, one mile and seventy yards
- Burgo, l02 a., Mcraggtru, & to o., ia
. ana out won; Ambrose. 9s GouderJ,
Why's, oS lMcCaheyD, to /. 2 to ! ana even.
SIKH Rp,e-Two-y rir colds. selling
'"NM,ccSShpc"yp'' To- 2, oyon ana : NF to ;, uo ,S'
HiEh Horse, 1913 81 MoTaFrartD, I to l.
t" and even, second Seryia, los
Time, l'il - Madame Hermann. food
Counsel, rhiyator @braJtmtn, Ediih Ban
mann and Lady Akin also ran
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Baltimore rF.r.r.. noOninolo- -
-. Louis ~ L.r... 90 1000 ~ 10
quinn and owens Watson and Hartley
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PHRENOLOGY, APPLIED
TO PITCHERS, FAILURE
Take Cy Pieh for Example; He Stops Browns With Two
Hits, While Caldwell Gets Lambast
ing From Same Club.

single, but nc was snuffed out steal
ing. Cook was hit on the NTH. A wild
pitch put him on second. HendryX
lined TO left. Doc got third on Nuna-
makers long fly to Howard. In despera-
ton Cy Pieh himself hit in the first run
with a single through the box.
The Yankees were a trine thick on the
bases the first half of the second game.
Sims pulled out of a number Of tight
places partly through the stupidity Of
his adversaries. partly through luck and
partly through fine support. Lee took
extra base hits Off Roy Hurtzell in both
the first and sixth innings by clutching
line drives as he bumped into the wall.
Paddy B1umarn tossed off one run In
the second. He opened the inning with
n hit and stole second after Hartzell
lined TO centre. Cooks out put Paddy
on third. Hcndryx walked. "A double
steal Vas attempted. Hendryx drew n
bad throw from Agnew and pulled up
short to make sure OF Baumann's
run. Paddy never budged. He remained
rivcted a short distance from third while
Hendryx n run down.
Alexander opened tho third with n
perfect hunt. hut was doubled stealing
as Caldwell famed. Austin gave Maisel
n life n ome later. Fritz stole. but
was lert when Peckinnaugh struck out.
," NA' vi a''AlA'l IN wv
scored on Baumann's double. Paddy
took third on Sims's poor throw 10 catch
him off second and scored on Hartzell's
single. Sims's low throw TO catch Roy
Hartzell of first gave Roy an extra
base, and Cooks long hy sent him IN
another notch. Roy spoiled the chance
by trying 10 SCORE on n short passed
rail.
The BROWN Fot only one scratch MT
OF Caldwell IN -four innings then fell
u,on him for five hits and -four runs
In tho NTH. Frat singled and took sec
ond while Peck was throwing out Lee.
Lavan ekied TO centre. Agrew doubled
10 right centre for the first run. and
scored himself on n hit ny Sims. Aus
tin dropped a fuke Texas Lacquer be-
hind Maipal. He tailed behind Sims
on Towards triple 70 entire
In tho next inning Pratt singled and
rot second m n passed ball. He tailed
on Lees hit to centre. The latter was
ort NJ second when PecklnparCh cut
on HendryN's THROWN.
Doc Cook. first M IN tho seventh, MI
the ball into the right Held stand for
New Works. last run. The scores.
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Phrenology is the bunk. Nohndy can
tell by the size or the shape of the head.
Cy Pieh, who wears a Nc. q cap. caught
by Leslie Nunarnaker. shut out the
Browns yesterday with two hits. Ray
Caldwell. ably handled by Alexander,
the best catcher the Yankees have had
in ten years. was torn down from behind
by an avalanche OF swats. Pieh hogtied
Koob. one OF the most promising young
tossers Of the season, 20 a 3 to Q score
in tho first game OF yesterdays double
header II the Polo Grounds. Sims. fresh
from the shubhery of Charleston. W.
Va. outpitched the renowned Slim Cald-
we'll IN the second game. Sim didn't 60
as far as Slim. Weilman relieved him
In the seventh. His withdrawal was
no matrer OF necessity. He probably
could lave carried his 5 TO 3 advan-
tage 10 the end. This was Tire final
count.
New York and ST. Louis played yes
terdays double header simply as a mat
ter Of form and exercise. Gotham
wouldn't nave been much the wiser had
the management cancelled. Nobody ex-
pected a game at least nobody ooh
the trouble to go out and look for on-.
The field was very heavy from the re-
cent rains when me ftrst game was
called shortly before . o'clock. 1t cleared
nicely for the second game, but got SO
cold IL" athletes had to don their sweat
ers. Both Donovan and Hickey. how
ever. have so many new men they wei
coined the chance OF action, as st.
Louis owed six games In three days
here. 1t was Necessary 10 go after the
umptres-connolly and Chlll-vith
bench warrants. They. like the fans.
had visions Of a days rest. But then
what Is to be expected from two left
handed umpires?
Cy Pieh pitched as good a game as
has been seen il a long time. He was
especially effective In the p!uches and
he was in many a pinch rhe first four
innings He didn't begin TO settle until
his mates showed him a little ge-
ment in the run making line.
A comedy Of errors helped New York
10 one of the two rune I'm the sixth.
PeCkinpaugh and Mullen singled, both
advancing on Raumann's neat sacrifice.
Hartzell scratched "A mean hopper to-
ward Austin. The latter. forced TO
make a hurried play for Peck dashing
in. hit the runner on the shoulder. Roger
scored easily, and Charlie Mullen kept
right on FOR the plate. Iseary retrieved
and made a had return TO Austin, while
Mullen Tailed. IIartzell meanwhile set
sail for second and made the bag when
Pratt mufed Lavan's relay.
Mullen opened the eighth with a
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BAN FIRST TO ANSWER FEDS.
lie WIZ Not Reply to Chnl-
Ienge From Gilmore.

CHICAGO, Sept. 2l,-As vas antici-
pated President Ban Johnson of the
American League was first to reply to
the demand by the Federal League for
It chance to get into the worlds series.
Nothing doing" said Johnson, which
reply was also anticipated.
Johnson said he had received the let
ter Of James A. Gilmore asking that
the tcderals he permitted 10 play the
winners of the 5or.'s, but said he prob
ably wouldn't answer it.
Il suppose. however, that Chairman
Hermann, Of the national commission,
VIII aokhowl"dE" receipt OF the letter"
Johnson said.
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Rutgers squad Tries oGcnc. WORT

NEW hRrNsWIcK, y. j, Sept. 9l.-
Tn" Rutgers varsity had the har~i.st
workout IT mas had So far this season
to-day on account Of tho cool weather
\ constant snrimwrt. vas held for
Ilpre than hhlr au hour The varsity
va, tried uuJ on toe offence ror the I. a
time, The mass formation was used al
most entirely, built up around Talman,
Garrett and BriCuor.
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Detroit trimmed Philadelphia n
picked up a little ground on the Red
Sox. as wet grounds blotted out the en-
tire double header planned for Cleve-
land in the Hub. New York and st.
Louis broke even in the first of three
consecutive double headers. Washington
easily disposed of the White Sox.
Yesterdays Results.
New York. 3. 50. Louis. 0 Cnrst game).
st. Louis. 3; New York. . (second gamcD.
Detroit, Z. Philadelphia, 3.
Washington. I; Chicago, l.
Boston Cleveland tbcth samee. vet
grounds).
Detailed Standing OF the Clubs.
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rim Says Hen Live In Dctroit.

DETRoIT, Sept, 2l-LocaI V. NJ G. \.
athletes are jubilant over the announce
m"nt that H,nnes KolchInainen, the cele-
hrttod runner, will become a member Of
their track teams Kolehmainen was In
Detroit reccutlys ran a few laps
around tho cork track. He made the
statement At tlGtt time that he would
soon make Detroit his residence and all,
himself with thut organization.
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Detailed Standing Of the Clubs.
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Crab Two Games From Cardinals
In PcnnRnt Chase.

ST. LOUIS, Sept. 2l--The phlllles
added two moro taps TO their p%ennant pole
to-day. grabbing both ends OF a double
bill from the Cardinals. s TO 3 and 6 10
|. Doak was hit hard In the opener,
while Luderus sluggcd tho leaders 10
victory in number two. Luderus drove
In the first ruu on Meadows with a
double and in the nth he put the ball
INTO the right field seats with one on.
In the two gamos Bancroft reached first
in nine out Of ten times up. The scores:
FIRST GAME
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MACH USES SURPLUS PLAYERS.
rive Pitchers Perform IN weird
Game Won by Tyser,

frIhAbELrHIA. Sept, Elm a weird
pan game Detroit won the first Of tho
series from The Athletics to-day by :
10 D. Manager Mack used seventeen
men. having Ave pitchers in the game
or these Majors made the best showing
Detroit made twice as many errors as
the Athletics, hut they we're not as
costly rs the home teams. Cobb's hit
ting and base running featured. The
score
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slosson Three Cushion Winner,

George Slosson, veteran balk line -
pert, made his debut as n three cusb'o.
billiards match player last nigh, a..
Thum's room in Fortieth street. +, va,
the first New York gene OF tho In,s,
state Three Cushion Billiard Leavo
and Slosson won, so to 81. in s!xtv.or.
Innings from Henry Grede OF M!lwauksS
The latter clicked off a run Of : in n.
f~fty-ninth inning when the match wa,
all but hopeless for him, ""
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LEADS ATTACK AND DEFENCE.
johnson Pitches Well and
Hts Even BETTER.

WAsHrNGToN. Sept. 2I.-Washlngtou
had little trouble defeating the Ch!cagp
White SoX by I 10 l here This after
noon, batting Faher hard throughout,
while Walter Johnson allowed hut seven
hits and kept them well scattered.
Johnson ltd the Senators with the
stick. coming through with n pair OF
singles and triples out of -four times AZ
bat. The score:
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kinS - chicago. y. 'ol.n-, "aShllgton.
Judge. Foster, Milan. Shanks. O.: MrBride,
johnson. Earned runs WASHINGTON. o, CHI
cigo, !. First base on orror>-WashlrEtou. a..
Chicago. . Left on bases-WashlnRton, o.
Chicago, G. Hts-On Faber. II IN seven ana
one. third innings; OF Russell, . IN two thirds
of an inning. Struck OUT by Johnson, %; by
Faber. 3; bv Russell, l. Three base hits
Johnson, Jackson. Two base hits-Mcltrds
Fulrmor, Milan, Foster. Sacrifice hlts-Will.
lams. .: Milan. Stolen haSos-Milan, o; j
Collins, Double Hlay-FOster, Shanks ana
Judge. Umplrcs-Evans and Wallace. Time
I hour and 90 minutes,
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Nsmada Improves Average,

Koji Yamada defeated Jacob Kliuger
In a practice al halk line billiard match
at Maurice l'aly's last night. 25u "a
ia. The Japanese averaged 90 1O-l.
and had runs of 80 and -. an improve.
mcnt over other recent practice sessions
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Rain stops Races u, MineoI,.

MINEoLA, J.. l., Sept 9i.-The races
which Mere to have been held at the
Miucold fair to-day were POSTPONED until
tomorrow because of the ain Six
events are IN Tn" programme for to-
morrow.
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SEARS'S $4,000 FILLY
TAKES $4,000 PURSE
Horse Review Futurity Win
ner Purchased Two Weeks
Ago From Walter Cox.
SEVENTEEN AFTER PURSE

COLUMBUS, Ohio. Sept 21.-Chauncey
Sears Of Fall River. Mass, paid $4,000
two weeks ago for Mary Putney. a three
year-old trotting Ally that Walter Cox
picked as a .yearlIng from the Walnut
Hall Farm. To-day Mary made her
first racing start and won the Horse
Review Futurity in straight heats. Her
share was $4,000 and she was n cheap
thing In the auctions, Deroche being the
favorite. Cox was in the race and far
outside the none with Native Spirit.
No other th~ree-year-old trot In his
tory had the field that the one OF to-
day attracted. Seventeen Of the eligi-
bles started. II was a well behaved
bunch. TOO Mary Putney had luck
enough to draw a place in the first
tier. but she was ou%tstepped early by
Humfast and a few others. Her ~trottlng
through each last quarter was impress
sive and she came home all by herself
without being urged.
Peter Scott had an easy victory in
the days richest stake, the Hoster CO.
lumbus. At no time did he get what
could he considered a stin workout mile.
His earnings. under a system OF divld-
ing the stake six ways, were $4,000.
For the fourth heat OF the "a pace,
which came over from Monday, the
Judges changed drivers behind Bessie II.
and Patrick NJ. but without result.
The original drivers were restored for
the NTH heat. Camelia led easily in
both. out OF the 2 :0s pace came four
stiff heats. Billy Brine. the original
favorite, took the frst one from Auto
Iombro. Fred Russell won the next
three and the race, with Margot Hal
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SECOND GAME

Runs,St. Louis. Austin. Pratt 2. Agnew
S.nls' Nrw York Mullen, Biumann, Cook
Flr~t base on crror-NeV York. Left on
h'-"s-St Louis .. New York. Home
Three base INT Howard Two
base hits Aguew Wellmau. BaUmanr First
base on halls SINS 1: off Caldwell ,
StrGck out -Rv SIMS o by Woilmau / nv
o~"IiN."I. stolen bases NaI-ol m
St,rlh'r mt SIMS Douulr -Agucw
ana Pratt: IAvsn and howard Passed hail ~.
Nl"Ntnder wild pitch weilmau. Hit.-On
n,n- y II, SIX ana one third innings. on
Umpire IN ~chlef-Chlll. Field umpire-Cou.
molly. Time hour and q minutes
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BROOKFEDS GATHER
TWO HITS, ONE RUN
Hclfrich'S Error Sandviched
Between Three Singles
and One Triple.
KANSAS CITY WINS. l. TO 1
Yesterday. Results.

Kansas City. 4 Brooklyn, f..
chicago, 6; Newark. I tnrst same
chicago, .; Newark. 8 second gaine''
p%ittshurg. ?: Buffalo. |.
ST. Louis. 8; Baltimore.
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mug. "
tnaileI for knnwlson IN the fourth inning
tbit''d FOR Majors in the eighth inntrr
Philadelphia ......,.. 500 % a.
p''i"H .....,. ..,.... 9 o o . -
Runs Detroit. o Bush, g, WIT. - Cobb.
Young Oldham Philadelphia Schlu- Rank
sion Mclnus. '. Crane Run. rl.u,I nn.
,Io,l J.; Ph'lndclphth Z, Two bosg h,
" INNS Sa,rii"' hlts o Bush. Young
stolen. bases Sohang, Bankston. wa. Cnhh
LETT on bases Phllad,lphia, E: Detroit,
struck out By Lowd,rmilk, :; by Oldham Il.
by Majors o. Double play Cram. Lajolc and
Nclnnis FIRST. Jnsr on errors PhlIadrphia
Detroit l. FliSt la on balls on Low
derml!k, /, of Bush. /; off Rrcs-lrr .. off
Knowlsnn. 4; of oldham, .. HIT by pitched
hllI-by ~Lnrd'rnuE ,Schaugl. by Olihlm
l.alolel. Passed ball -,Stanngr. HIS on
Bush. . in one inning; OF knowlson' . IN
two and two thirds innings: off Oldham,
& in eiEht innings, of Morr,scttc, none In
one inning; OFF Hressler, IN Onethlrd Of
an inning, OF l.nwlermilk, none I'M one
lnning; on Majors. " IN four innings. I'm
pres Hlldebrand and O'Lnughlin Time
hour and II minutes.
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Totals. ...3T 10 n " ;
'Batted for vaughn in the eiChth inmng.
tBatted for Wright in the ninth Inning,
tRan for Notary
, 3 o I o o n5
D ! 0 0 o o o 0 81

NIICdgU. -. ,',','s'ts' V 7 Y U U U U v u
Runs-Sew York, Burns, Robertson. Flet cher.
Babbingtou, Dyer; Chicago. Williams, No
orrors Chicago. :. Left on bases Now York.
T; Chicago. s FIRST base on balls-Of Per.
ritt. 2: of Vauyhn, ! struck Out--By Per.
nit, 2; by VAUGHN, 4; by Wright, /. Two
base hits-Bsbbinglo on. Fisher. Sacrifice fly
Doyle. Stolen ba,es-BreS!Iahan Keatipg. Ht
by pitched hlll-By Vaughn (Babhiugonl
Hits-on Pcrritt. Ia in eight and two. birds
lnninss; of Tc-rcIu, nom IN Ono-third m
ming, on Vaughn, 10 IN ciTh' innin.s; or
Wright, III or" inning. Earned rune-Od
Pcrr.tt, 3; OF Vaughn, =. Umpire in chief
KLEIN Field umpIre-Emslle, Time hour
and 80 minutes.
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Oakland, 4, loS Angeles, >.
san franrisoo, D, Portland, 8
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BROOKLYN In Kansas city.
Newark In Chicago.
baltimore in -. Louis.
Buffalo In Pittsburg.
KANSAS CRY. Sept. 81 -Cullop held
Brooklyn TO two scratch hits today
n Kansas City won I to |. A walk
to Cooper. two OUT and Rawlings's error
gave the visitors their only rup
F%alkenberg was hit hard In the second
round for the locals four runs. Raw
lings, Cullcp and Kruger singled. Chad
bourne tripled. Helfrich also contributed
an error that was indirectly responsible
for all OF the runs. The score:
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Yankees and Giants Content With Even Break for Dn-PMMes Practically Cneh
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Tho Phillies practically clnched this
years pennant by beating the Cardinals
in both parts of a double header at st.
yesterday. Moran's men are now
Ave and a half games ahead OF the
worlds champions. Boston defeated
Cincinnati and thereby moved to undls-
puted second place, as Brooklyn was
forced to idle in Tfttsburg on account
or cold weather. BY a strange coinci-
dence the idling Pirates leaped from
cinnati retained fifth place because st.
Louis lost twice, The Giants and Cubs
split a double header.
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New York. 8; Chicago. 4 tnrst gamel
Chicago. s; New York, ? tsecond game)
Pittsburg- Brooklyn tcoll weather..
Philadelphia. 8. ST. Louis. 2 tfrst game)
Philadelphia, 6; st. Louis. / tsecont
anne
Boston, I; Cincinnati. :.
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FIRST GAME
n " P.
Newark tF.LD.... onn7n ~ II
chicago iF.Il.... n00o0l-0N -G 10 n
Pi'iard and HUM, Bailey, PrenderEas'
and Wilson.
SECOND GAME
"
Newark CF I,N.. hnni2nhH It : I
t'hiraRo ~ To. a1Nc0lNl vs. - >
Sea'or. Moran and HUM brennan, Hen
d-iN and Wilson.
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NJ st. Louis.

pura'o rFr.>...,. 'no0N0oon-l
Pitt ,hurg II LO... Nol0o ~ I
Ral!eut and RIsir. Allen and Berry.
The Polk County Republican. (Ducktown, Tenn.) 1914-191?, 1915-03-19

10 UJOK when trying to pronounce some of
- those European WRr names-tor instance,
Przemsyl?
TT REMAINS to be seen whether the State De-
partment will have any weight in the Court
of Berlin
A MOTHER aviator is gone as the result of
a foolish attempt to something that nobody
else had done.
THERE is ground for the suspicion that Gov
ernor RYE will be found lining up with the
LEA-CRUMP crowd
WHEN it comes to getting contributions by
w the tin bucket full, the Rev. WILLIAM
SUNDAY is in class by himself
KEEP your eyes on those bullies from Mem
II phis. The custer bill was sore blow to
them, but they are not whipped yet
TT THE Democrats can only only elect their
Election Commissioners, they care nothing
about what the law is governing them.
WHEN miser dies, leaving property valued
w around 100000, it doesn take long for
horde of loving relatives to hear of it.
THE statement that the United States treasury
has not been so empty since the CLEVELAND
administration occasions but little surprise.
THE entrance of Senator JOHN K. SHIELDS into
the fight now going on in Nashville has
added complications to an already complicated
situation.
THOSE con6ding creatures who have forsaken
hannels for B. V. DIS are probably rumi-
mating on the relative merits of the different
kinds of rheumatism.
ITALY is just itching to edge into the Euro
L pean scrap, but, as yet, hasn't found con-
venient opening. There is always something to
fight about if you look for it.
CHOULD the war suddenly end and Europe
- was at liberty to dump her products upon
our unprotected markets, how long would it be
before labor would be employed at remunera-
tive wages?
TT IS really bad thing for the people when
they keep Democrats out of office When
ever put back they not only spend the Repub
liean surplus, but they always run the country
into debt 1t is a matter of history.
WHEN the Baltimore platform so roundly
w scored Republican extravaganza q it was
hardly expected that reform Democratic ad-
mnstration would expend $ll3,0OO,O0O more
than any previous Republican administration.
But such was the case.
The Polk County Republican. (Ducktown, Tenn.) 1914-191?, 1915-03-19

When WILSON runs agn'
What we'll do to him
Will satisfy you.
Well send him back to hum
Well put him on the bum
And thatll crafty you.
THE election returns from Maine indicate a
return to saneness not suspected OF since
1908.
IRON the Wall Street Journal we learn that
L UTLEY WEDGE is the new President OF the
Tennessee Copper Co.
WHAT Germany is lacking is warshiPs she IS
w making up with submarines. And she is
finding something for them to do.
TT LOOKS like JIM MAYFIELD didn't measure
up to the standard q required by the RYE
administration. Well, jim always was clean.
WYE DO not envy the trips some of the people
w of this county will have to make when IN
need of the services of Justice OF the Peace.
WHAT it is intended that the next Legislature
w shall do to the custer bill will do justice
to the town pump-that is, if something doesn't
slip
THE Clobe-Democrat says CHAMP CLARK does
l. not seem to be as eager to annex Mexico
as he was to put Canada under the stars and
stri pes.
AN OLD citizen says there was much specula-
a ton as to why the old Polk County court
house should have burned down just on the eve
of the Republicans going into power
THE Republicans Of Polk County now have an
l. onnorhnitv To increase the membership OF
their party that means victory in coming cleo
tons. Will they take advantage of it!
THE Democratic lieutenant-go1ernor OF Him
L ois is about to be impeached for trying to
turn minority into majority So it seems
that Tennessee Democrats haven't monopoly
on such stunts.
A BILL has passed the Tennessee House for
"A constitutional convention, but there is no
reason for believing that East Tennessee will re-
ceive anything like the fair treatment due her II
the bill becomes law.
THE party lash is in in full swing at Nashville
] IF LUKE LEA's record for party loyalty IS
being held up as an example no wonder there is
bowling. In the end, however, they'll swallow
with true Democratic relish for such messes.
IT'S real funny to hear of the fight at Nash
L Vile against the Bosses" OF course, any
Democrat, as boss, is bad enough, but there is
no use trying to rub it into the people with the
brands they are now trying to foist upon US.