davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20
MExICo AND THE president.

MENICO AND THE PRESIDENT.
Editor FL Paso Herald:
There are many men that dislike
president Woodrow Wilson's policy. II
is a very hard matter for a ruler Of a
nation to please everybody. Our best
writer's are often condemned, from the
fact that their articles are TOO deep
for the common mind to comprehend.
There are many people that are anx-
ious to see the United States march an
army into Mexico. What fOr2 The
United States would have all 10 lose
and nothing to gain We do not want
their territory. They made the fight
among themselves, let them fight IL
out among themselves. that is the
writer's policy. There are many good
people in Mexico. I write from eX-
perience. I have lived in Mexico and
on the border since 1865. and travelled
all over the republic, before there were
railroads.
1 doubt If there is an American or a
Mexican living in the city Of FL PasO
today that knows Mexico as the writer
knows IL. I am not talking through
my hat Mexico is a very rich cOun-
try, and I hope for early peace. and
the only way TO have early peace Gin
my judgmenD is for the United states
TO recognize Gen Francisco Villa and
pay no attention TO Gen Whiskers.
Ress him UP, like a white check. II
president Woodrow Wilson keeps mp
his lick for the next two years. as well
as ne has done in the past two years,
in keeping the peace, with all warning
nations, he Will 90 down in history
with the patriotism Of George Wash
lngton, the craftsmanship Of Thomas
jefferson, the nerve of Andrew Jack
son and the wisdom Of Abraham Lin
coin. 1t takes more nerve TO keep the
peace. and hold the peace. than il does
70 declare war Long live Woodrow
Wilson.
Ben q Nrnnra
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20

Romantic Old Maid-TeU me. have
yOuyou ever picked up any bottles on
the beach2
Boatman-- cry often. miss
Romantic Old Maid-And have you
found any thing in them2
Boatman-Not a blessed DR. p, MAS
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20
Method in 1t, Maybe.

Before we congratulate those heroic
British women who refuse 10 run down
cellar every time a Zeppelin appears
we might ascertain whether or not
there are mice in the cellar.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20
- - nnnIIfr

II is hardly likely that Mexico will
permit Mr.. Bryan to run her state de-
partment until Mr.. Wilson will per-
nit him TO run the state department
OF the United States
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20

A teacher had told class OF juvenile
pupils that Milton. the poet, was blind
The next day she asked II any OF them
could remember what Millions great
affliction was. "Yes'm." replied one
little fellow, he was poet"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20

The ordinary cost OF a Want Ad in
The Fl Paso Herald is % cents It
reaches an average OF about IS, 900
readers each issue.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20
Something New.

Jags (whO has run his car into the
ditch. gone 70 sleep. and has just been
awakened by a rooster Growing on the
radiator) Marvellous carl I'm discov-
ering new features every day. Never
knew til just now that thish 1915
model had a cuckoo clock.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20
More Truth Than Poetry
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE.

A means has been found Of making
Connecticut tobacco grow bigger, but
no one can be found to justify any such
proceeding.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20
A AIyEtery to Hin.

Newedd-Did you spend as much
money as this before I married you2
Mrs NeWedd-Why. yes.
Newedd-Then, bless me. II can
understand why your father went on
so when took you away from him
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20
Practical.

ST. Louis is to have an onion DAY
There viii be some scents in a celebra-
ton like that.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20

IeII IhIH TO anthony COmEtOck.
4 Boston preacher -counsels the / ".
VS. to parade unclad- This is a privi-
lege which is not allowed even the
statuary in New York
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20

'fHavs you anything 10 say before 1
pass sentence ?"
yes, your honor. would call your
attention TO the fact that the fool law
yer who defended me was assigned to
the case By yourself"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20
aInrbe Sc IT,. -.

What do you mean by kissing me?"
I'm sorry. Just couldn't help my
self"
But you Just did"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20

Spring FeFWor.
I sing OF spring.
OF spring I sinEt
For a dollar bill
I'd spring anythingiti
-Tenniesun de BroaE.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20

Her Point Of view.

Down on the lower east side Of New
York. where sweatshops abound.
teacher was talking to her class about
the four seasons At the end OF the
talk she began TO question
"Rebecca, how many seasons have
we2"
Two" replied Rebecca- slack and
busy"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20
Just For Fun
What Else Could He Do:

Copyright 1915. by the Star Company
What Else Could He Dos
Dennis-GOod mUrnln'. Mrs. Murphy,
an is Pat at home, sure2
Mrs Murphy-Sure, where are your
eyes. Dennis Dinny? Isn't that his shirt
fornenst We hangin' on the loine?
About All.
TonsoriaI Artist-And what will you
have on your face when l finish shaw
ing you2
Optimistic Stude-Ah. probably both
lips and part Of my nose.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20

Ben G. Moore
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-08-17
JnInn0.
Gin aero0esu III

Gin gerabe5u Inventories 8pr-
fommnis lit in Georgia pailielt
Sort bat cine @olfsmenge, Die ltcGJ
lsi6t einmal groB NOR uno oercll
3abl bon % bis IS angegeber miro
Den Strofling SEQ 90. 8ranfI ocll
angebfihen Moroer Der Wtarp Bbl.
gan, Der 81 lebensl0nglidem 3ud;t-
bal1s pernrteilt mlroe, aus Ser
Strofanalt berousgebolt. Wan brod)-
te i'm nnd Mariette, Dem @obnort
Der Marp Slogan, ungefabr bunoert
Weilen BON Ser Strafamitalt IN Wtil-
leogepillc entfernt uno bangle ibtl
bort on einem 8nllnL niht melt bon
oem Sauie beg unsliidli6en Mao.
berls entfernt, auf. 9ie 2ei1e MIR
De bort ipater gefunoen. Sdpierig-
feiten mnrben ben 2pnd)ern nift i.
ben @es gelegt. Sheriff Sifs NOR
gar nidt in Der Staot. Ger uMob"
berfabr iebr ipitematil1 unb ieor
rubie. Die 2elte famen sege,t eli
ubr in Nutonobilen an, nberpdltig
ten ben .@aroen~, ben Siiperinte,l-
benten llno Die @a9en oes 3udtbor-
fes, boIten 5ranf, Ser crit am Gage
borber ails Dem 9oipital entlaiisr
iuar, berans uno fubren nit ibin oa-
bon. Ger 8orfaa bat natiirlib I'm
gcbenres 4ufieben erregt, oenn chi
oerartioer Gan, bob elm 0erurtsiI+
fer a1ls Dem Staats3nbtballs Der
alsseboIt miro, lift nod nidt porsa-
Ifommen @eraoe Granf battc mt
beionoerer Sorefolt betpadt ueroen
icfIem. @ouberneilr 8orris lit iul
tohlten @raoe entriiitet. CIR iagt, cs
lei elm srobes ltnreht seidebell uilo
CT iei iiberaeuet, oaB Die gebolfern,lg
oes Staates fperoe oiele Eat midi
Liaigen. Dos ideint uns hi Der
lniteriihen @rt uttb @eiie, NIT ocr
oieie gebolferuns in benz Sranf-GaL.
Vartei ersriffen bat, niht riAtig 81
fem. Ser friibere @oiiperueur Slap-
ton erflarte, Sebcr, Der an Dem
2pndunoro beteifigt mar, ioate &C.
banat meroen. Hedt bat er, abcr
oas wiro aud nift geideben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-08-17
Dfiene sprade.

Auf ieiner Sabresperiammluns III
ct. YauI bot Ser oeuti1e r0rnii1-
fatboIiide Gentralperein inter an-
bern n~afitebenoe trefflide geihliiI-
lie angenommen.
Die ieb5ialte @eneralperlamm.
lung oes Gentralpereins beflagt tief,
bob Der flrdtbare arieg in europa
nod INNER fein gnbe gcfun0en bat,
bofft aber auf cine baioige Ginitei-
lung Der JeinoieIigfeiten. 2eioey
mur6e aud infer 9an6 in Mit.ci.
oenihaft ge3ogen. IS mar falt ur-
permeiolidb bob cine aataitrop6e
ION ioldem llmfange tief itoreno in
uniere 8erbaltniiie cineriff nno al
SStttereiienfonfliften fiibrte. 9eoauer.
Iider @eiie periubte elm Cell Der
BreiIe oieie in brrhuas seinieitiser
@eiie ous5iibeuten mo Die @egen-
i1se 81 p~eriddrfeu.
.gSir bolten oofiir, ooB urtiers
Gesieriung ui6t I'M @eilte Der boz,
ibr erloiienen NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
banbeIte, pielmebr olirh ibre unflort
nno infonieanente @oltung, menf
aub nidt ablidtlid, oenen 8oriduI
Ieiitete, pelfe Die offentIihe Mei
hung sur Tarteinnbme III Dem aric
, ge uno 5ur Yarteinabme ielbft oitrd
gingreifen Der Hereinafter Staatal
! at peranloilen iudten.
.@ir b~eoauern, boB uniere &c
gieruma Ben BON ibr proflamiertei
! @runoi0ben Der Sumanitat mid,
+, Refnung trrg mo iid gegen %!
non einenl groBen Seile nnierc
GoffeS geforoerte @affenmisfuDr
rerbot iiuo oie i'm Siiune oieIe
| 5croerung i'm aongreB eireereidtei
@orlagen entihieoen itroltbte.
gMit ponem @e6te fonnten mi
bon unierer 3eeieriing erporter
oaB lie pom anfong an Die 9fedlt
res onlerifoniifen Soloels nit Gnt
idieocnbeit mabren ipiirbe. Gie'
9flift obIog ben @ereiniaten Stac
ten gans Defenders oIs Der beoei
tcnoiteu uelltrolen@o uno OILS oel
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-08-17

2ano. beiIen @irtIdnftsleben i'm MG-
g%efneinen lnb oeiie1 &ortoel i'm Sc
ionoeren ON I6lperiten geib4oigt
ip1roe, oor Idem ltno BON Info1tN
on orrd) zines Der friegfiibreil6en
I2d1loer, oas inter fo~rtmdbrenbcr
8erlebnng oes @olferredts oos
clnerifaniide @irfi6oftsleben if)0.
oiete. 0urd Die NodgieMefeit oie-
len Shdoigungen eegenii6er bat I'M
iere 8eeierune oas groBe 8olfer=
redtsprin5ip Ser freien Meere er1tiis
lId ~gefabroet.
uGS erideint ferner beoouerlidL
oaB Der Traiioent es fir ratfam err
cdtet bot, Die %onsipdrtigen Mngcfe-
~eenbeiten nnleres 2onoes mdbreno
Der CATER bieics &rieaes felbit
itatoig gu erleoigen, obne oas aon~
ereRfomite fir otsmartige Mngcle-
qenbeitcn in bergehrobter Weiic Eli
State su 5ieben. (@etpaltiger 81
faq.) 9a Ser 4rieg ganse sesnoi.-
itrien uro 2an0esteile nit Mllin le-
brobt, ertpurten mir bon atnferer Me<
eier1ing, Dob tie Der 2oiung Ser in
sen lebten Wonaten berporgetretc-
ten ihtperen nirti1aftlidel1 Iroble=
l1e tbr Ingenmerf 5uiperbet, 1tnb
5u oieiem 3tpede loa ser 4onareb
eirlberufen meroen. Server eripar-
ten mir bon unierer Gegieruna, oab
iie Die 6edte unieres 2ailbes nlcn
@adten gegeniiber nit gleider &raft
nno in glei6er Sorm mabrt, nro
menn llotig, ion Der aorlereb oelt
Graiioenten ermobtigell elm anoc-
meines 4nsfabrperbot 5u e~rloiien.
u@ir eri1den oie Experimentation
uno Senatoren, ibren ginfluB GET
tend 81 MAIDEN, boB Der &ongreB
l%lnbernfen peroe, Inn Elm iolAes
s~lusfubrperbot 81 erloiien. oamit 10
Der mirfliden Mebrbeit oes ameri=
faniiden Golfes &ed)nuna %getrager
peroe. enolid ipreden mir Sic
Soffnung aus, boB Die Grfabrllltger
oieies arieges CUR S6affltng zines
@eieses fiibren oas 2ieferungen bon
@nffen uno ariegsmoterial all il
geno ein frieefiibrenoes @olf fir oie
3lfunft berbietet."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-08-17
Treie Yrede fit stras: 9itnfag II. Nu9nt 1915.

N1f Der Solbiniel @allipoli bobetl
Die @liierteil Geritdrfrngen = man
ipridt BON $4,000 Mo1n = ee=
lonoet. 3robbem i6einen lie BIS
Der no6 ni6t mebr aus9ertdtet 81
bnben ais boroem. Sic 6oben Elm
Poar Gage lang ein 8ieiengeidrci
iiher eincn ongebli1en grfolg erbo-
zen, aber jett fommen Ole Siirfen
ulo ia9er, nit Dem Grfole Iei IS
nidts, Die 4niierten bGtten inn Sc,
genteil nod cine Stelung altfgeben
miiiien.
4neeiidts oieies fortmabre1lbell
Wiserfolges eribeint es erfldrtliG,
nenn Die 41iierten perindenx oic
9alfnnitaaten o%ufriibreriib 5u ma.
den nno iie 81 beipeeelL DOB iie lid,
ibnen aniblieBen. gpr a1em liegt
linen oil 9nlgarien oos nod bern
Groeraanm sic groberung &onitali-
t!nopers pprnebmen IoG. I'm 8rl.
sarien gum geitritt in Den Gntentelt-
@urlb 5n bepegen, Ioaen @rie6en-
lanb nnD Serbien ibm ibre maceoo=
niiden @ebietsteile obtreteu. Serbiell
ion Ipater our6 8osnien unb @rie-
henlano Ionr6 Die fleinaliotiife
aiiite enti6dbiet meroen. Iber belize
2dnoer baben feline Suit 5u Mbtre-
tingen bon Dem, mas lie baben, ge=
gen 8eripredJungen BON 2anoereien,
Die ~porlaufig crit erobert peroen iol-
len. uno 8i,asurien iheint iiber-
ba11pt feline 2li1t 81 baben, auf Ole
Sadie ein5ueeberL mas man linn ar
gefts oes 8ororingens Der oeutiden
8erbiinbeten ou6 nibt peroenfell
|fann. SatiGdlif tpdre es ndrriid,
luenn es ouf oieie 8orihlage eng
lambs einginge. 8oge 8eriprehnn-
gen, Die england 5um Cell nidt boil
ten fam nilo gum Cell nidt baltell
miro uno oafiir als @intanih ons
llebermouen Oeiterreids uno
0enti6lanos Elm iddehtes 8e-
ihaftl 9ern 10 bel lit nltu eepiB,
ielbit, mems es Sen @niierten gelan=
&c, ii1 nit &iilfe 8ulgarien's &one
i~tantinope1's 81 bemadtigen 3eilfid)-
lano uno Seiterrreif p1ren oar1it
aod nidt beiieet.
Sic 8eridte, tpel6e Die en9liiden
9epeiden iiber Die 8erbaltniIie aui
scr Salfarlbalbiniei bringen, iino oGe
nit GROCER 8oriift ,auf3u1lebmea.
Sci ibieil alien lit Der @unid @ater
hes @eoanfens. gatfafe tit, oaJ
abmad)ungen 5mtiden Der 9iirfei
ltno gulearien e%riitieren, ferner 5ipi
ihen Geuti6lano nilo 9uIgarien, Bic
es als iebr 5peifelbaft erldeinen lal-
len, DOB iid 9ulearieu ben gnteHte-
Wdfterl arLiblieBen iolte. slud NIT
@riehenlanb miro Die Snd1e nidt 10
idnen gehen. 4aeroings miro @eili
5elos luabri6einli6 BORT nieOer 5ur
3eeierulig fommert, aber ser a0ilig
III nad) mic Dor gegen oas Muf9eben
her Heutralitat nno miro lein Moa-
lifites TIM, es 81 perbinoern. uuo
iblicBlih lit es bel @riedenlnia
pie bel Serbien, es ioa etpas
m~lfgeben, mas es bot, uno oofsr
erbalten, mas crit erobert ioer-
ben ioa. Gus lit INNER cine eigene
@eididte. ltuo gang Defenders,
penn Der bisberise Sang oes. arie-
ges Die ausiibt alf lolde Grobc-
rung nidt seraoe aldnseno senlaGjt
bot.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-08-17
Ste bentige Gage.

Der &reis Inn @reit=2itomsf bat
fi6 nod enger -5ulommengesogen
Die am 9oretp itebenoen Sruppen
Baben ben Nllr5ec iiberi6ritten, Ell.
nen nelten 5ieg erfodten nno Die
feinolifen 2inien ourhhroben. Maf-
fenien lit lpeiter .,noraeriift uuo
Srin5 2eopolo lit iiber ben Bug &C.
gangen. Ius &oprto .aber fomlllt
Die Habridt, bnB 5elomari6aa bon
5inoe1bure Die auBeren 8efeltisun-
gen BON &oipno gerommen babe. 9ie
Gage lit eine arlbol,erno eiinitiae.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-08-17
Gtfembabm JabrpIan.

-
y, s. & 81. ".
@ttt,t1tft
go. 1I go MorOen. $40 nadJm.
20. o-Som gloroen ......7:0O borrr.
Sso. - 9on1 ytoroen ......9:55 BORN.
9so. 9-%on Sdglor ....... Z abe1o5
go. --Son @erico ;.....12:1o nabns.
9'P. 10-SpH Sdreoo t9etntfd9f) 49,.
$50 BORN.
No. 6-Son 2areho ......7:45 abeios
Nbfabrt-
Sc. 6-ssa9 Benz @or5en. .s.15 matRm,.
SO. 8Aonror nnh Seor.e 7.1o no,..,
So Il 1Ssai nu ers nsa1' gpec cri4e m DG >
SO. 5.aad merico .. "a D Dorn'.
'''' ln-sofal ''ao9 aare a91 (Seeemoii ebtn 8;
g. q. & 4. 3.
SO. - @on eouiton, moco uuD eorpus
@briii 1905 nndhn1.
SO. a-@on 6ouifon nno aiiifenorfen.
$3.50 born.
So. Soon goafum nnb @iitenorten,
...-............ $40 nadjm.
go. 42--Spt1 &errotue ....9:O5 BORN.
$50. 146-gon @errbine, tdsIid aisse@
no11r1en 6onntoqs ..7.45 abeios
Gbfabrt-
Np. 2-yta6 9oufton, Waco uaD Corpus
gbrifti .9:1O born..
Hp. 4-gea6 Sp1ilfon un6 a~iiitenorten
............... 1890 nndm
Ho. 6-Ha9 Donfllm uno &iiftenorten.
..:...:......:.... $50 nn6m.
gto. 43-yed6 &errbife -. 5:05 dbencs
No. l4o-sto9 Terro1lle, fd9ltdg, a1isge@
~ & = mu..n..,
sr,,s,ns :. @ - a. tVduptl'ale.J
=" adt e,,.,,.1 o.u.Ls o..
200. I Tors Stnntfeo, BON aefp 1T
Mo. 100 9,,niet a;,n;te6 INN Go, s spam.
81. cisco ;.......;..3:5s BORN.
O.. 7:55 BORN.
2to. o-SDneu3ug, bon Sel 9t1D 1885,.
..a..:..;:...:... 1900 pornA
9oo. 9lSnn1et sTpreR bon 9tefp Sr<
O.. ..1:55 nad]t1
mbfoS srfe0 $3.50 nafm.
MmoiugLno. .r o...
Mo. lolIsliniet simiteO, nod San
90. 4 SroHe1sco .4:oU porn.
o.. leat1s ..a.....-.c.;4;oO bor,l.
Mo. flSHnell8itg, radb 9el Hto......
............11:00 BORN.
Ao. o-Sepneu5'lg, nan Sfeip Srleans..
mo o.e,,,,sei sr,,.o ,oh eo, span'.
w. ;s,o ont1ei eipleb ''up gaa o.aas
Wo fnWe,,n,et grt,es , .S,o wes rug gr.
lems :..11;oo nodts
Ytftorta Stpttott.
Mnfrnft
ap. ool-SpH pouoH, you Sa9oen, Slss
crs.t torid, euero ..7:2o nadn'.
Spo soo-Woh g,,er, m;etor;o Mort
~. oo5oco so,,i am,'O' s''t 7aa5 na rgn'
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-08-17

Trei! gmaiG . SaucepIarmen
MiIdidiiieln, 9oifen uno llntertai.
len un6 Salat 8otulen NIT icoeat
8funo 9erfection-See 81 Goo. Geln-
baro g. &c., aaffee unb tore,
|2t5 0orp StraBe.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-08-17
I'm s%dabensraben.

,9il, aamerao, iage mol, warum
biit Glt freimiaia einsetreten2"
uad) meeite, i'd bate feline Srml
ianb liebte Den arieg. ltuo 9u2"
Sci mir mars gerabe umgefebrt
i'd batte cine Sraii mo liebte oea
sSrieoenl"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-08-17

Grabeh's boIten frii6es SIeiIh, &c.
ffiieel, gier, Butter, Brobufte, slbereis
tete Sleii6s un6 Salat~S orten uno be-
fte @rnceries, grodett 1851. @eues Sci
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-08-17

sdidt enrre gier, @utter unb Gler
@cfliieeI an s. u. Saeder, 400 Raln
Nbe.. Gan Gntonio. Ser. Seine 9onntiis
fi%pnsoebiibren berInnat.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-08-17

geIepbpmiert Grabeb's, 22t Gitsgons
meree Ctr, Inn ireen6 ettpas, baB Shr
germ EFT. grodett 1861. Neres Gel
S10.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26
Income " " Street BegEar.

There was certain Bartimeus who
was wont to take his seat at the side
of a crowded city street, with well
fed dog at the side sitting on mat
provided by his master, to protect his
Undergraduates from the cold stone.
The dog held a tin money box at
tached to his collar. The man had a
few lead pencils which he pretended
were for sale.
The man simply sat. and the mon
ey rolled in. a curious resident On
the opposite side of the street took
lengthy observations, and then drew
up a calculation based on the as
sumption that one cent was given
every time a contribution was made
though frequently silver and some
times quarter was seen to descend
into the tin, and taking into consid-
Grafton the average number OF alb
sences in a given time due to in
clement weather, the probable income
amounted to about ST 900 year.
The estimate may not BE- very ex-
act, but it is nearer the truth than
the ordinary passerby thinks, or the
stream Of coin would not BE- 20 cOpi-
GUS. As he is no longer At the receipt
OF custom, the inference IS that he
has retired to iiTe In the country On
the proceeds.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26
Gamers Organize.

a new era, prophetic or progress
and development, in the canning in
dustries OF the state was inaugurated
at the Hotel Emerson, Baltimore
Thursday, November Is, when the
Maryland Gamers Association was
organized and started on a working
basis
The meeting was further dignifed
by visit OF Governor-elect Harring-
ton, Attorney General-elect Richie,
and Comptroller-elect McMullen. The
new arrangement links together the
AS counties and the great number OF
producers with the packers.
The officers or the organization are
Walter M. Wright, Choptank, presi-
dent; G. M. Dashiell, Princess Anne,
first vice-president; Joseph ". Shriv-
er, this city, second vice-president,
and III. b. Strasbaugh, Aberdeen, sec
rotary The executive board
consists or Edward "A. Kerr, Balti-
more; William Silver, Aberdeen;
Charles Webster, Vienna, and r. al.
Torsch, Baltimore.
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Waking Dreams.

IL IL more than likely that the
great majority of dreams belong to
the few moments when we are fall
ing off to sleep and the equally brief
time we take to wake up. In fact,
nothing il more fully established
than the fact that an apparently
long dream can unfold itself in an
infinitesimal space of time.
Alfred Maury relates how he had
long and vivid dream of the reign
of terror in France, which included
his trial before the revolutionary tri-
bunal and his execution. He actual
ly felt the guillotine fall. Yet that
dream from beginning to end was
actually caused by the fall OF a cur
tain rod which struck him on the
neck and woke him up. The whole
lengthy dream lasted really a couple
of seconds.
A. well known writer in London was
sitting UP late writing something he
much wished to finish. Suddenly some
one came into the room and announc-
ed that he was called to 20 to Man
chester. He went out and packed his
bag and went to that city, where be
stayed several days and saw innumer-
able people. He returned In due
course and transacted lot OF bust
ness in town and actually contracted
for and started a new book.
Yet when he woke with a start and
found it was all dream the ink OF
the last word he had written was az
fresh and needed the blotting paper
as much as il it had only just been
written. He could not have doZed
longer than ten seconds.-Pearson's.
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Found His Bride in Tomb,

Benedctto Marcsllo, one or the most
Famous Venetian composers, fell In
love with beautiful girl named Leo
nora Manfritto, who married Paolo
Seranzo. q Venetian noble. she died
in short time after her marriage, y
victim of harsh and jealous treat
ment OF her husband.
Her body was laid out Ia state 10
one OF the churches, and her lover &c
tually succeeded ia stealing the
corpse and conveying 1t To a ruined
crypt In one or the islands, and here
ne sat cay and night by his lost love.
singing and playing to her, ~ though
by the force OF his art he could re-
call her To life, says the London Tele-
graph.
Leonora had twin sister, Eliade.
who was SO like her that her closest
friends could scarcely distinguish
them. On day Eliade heard a singer
In gondola ginging 30 exQuisitely
that she traced the gondola to the de-
serted island, and then she learned
later the fate OF her sisters corpse
and the identity OF Marcello. Aided
by servant, Eliade substituted her
self for her sisters body, and when
Marcello returned and called Leonora
to awake he did not ask In vain, for
apparently she rose alive from her
coffin. Marcello, when he found out
the delusion, was quite satisfied and
married Eliade, but his happiness was
short lived, az he died few years
afterWard.
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War w. the Ditch.

1t was one of those sultry days OF
summer week, when every breeze
was like a breeze from a blast fur
mace. The steel rails glistening be-
meath the suns rays seemed white
hot. Despite the fact that some
air was created by the motion OF
the car the motorman's face was
bathed in Precipitation. The temper
AZURE must have been at least rs in
the hot sun, and the section gang Ia
bored diligently repairing the rail
joints at the entrance OF a turnout.
They we're all Italians
This hot enough for your" the mo
torman asked one or the gang. "This
ought to ripen I'D the banan.'
wouldn't want your job for IS day,
Tony
Suits me-" replied the Italian Ia
6orer in surprisingly good English.
It's a heap better than towing a
siege gun UP a mountain side across
the water. Give me this heat and
plenty or It, rather than that
Brooklyn Enterprise.
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First Mallet Engine Delivered.

One or the large Mallet engines or
dered by the Western Maryland Rail
way CO., some months ago has been
delivered, and III. r. Warneck, super
intendent OF motive power, is arrang-
ing to have the new locomotive haul
a freight train over the lines of the
company to the Port Coyington ter
minals. This will be a red-letter day
for Port Covington, as it will mark
the first appearance Of the Mallet
type or engine in the yards there.
The engine is of the latest type and
is said to contain many new devices
suggested by Mr.. Warneck, which it
is predicted will increase the operat-
ing efficiency of the locomotive.