davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15

" will mover forego Jul hate;
" have all but n single hate.
W love as one. We hate as one.
An wen hate that dish II We do II
alone Sauorkraui.
Wieerwurst. leborwurst, lager beer,
Man a time have given uG cheer;
Not o bad II made just right;
bad } take going to bed at night;
Bette by far to lunch in-"Tho
Day"
Then here won't DO the devil to pay.
hut yo We hate with a lasting hatei
We WI never forego our hate;
Hate 0ihe stomach and hate Of tho
blguo,
Hate olthe senses every one,
Hate q millions who'yo chokod II
Own;
Hate oitho country and hate Of the
tWn.
We low a thousand; we hate but
oo,
And TINT wen hate with hato OF
IuR-SauerkTaut.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
HEAILTT7
0zTALKS @
bY WILLIAM BRADY. MD
Dclhium Tremens

THE other day a ncws item told
Of a case Of dciirium tremens
IN a city lookup, and described
how Tie physician employed by the
city Instructed the police to turn the
hose on the prisoner whenever he
n~isbehavod. That prisoner. or his
relatives. ought 20 obtain handsome
damagca from the city that porpe-
tretcs such criminal malpractice.
Delirium tremons. like hysterical
seizures. "a a disease deserving care
ful treatment and not inhuman
abuse. Indeed u n a very fatal
disease under The most skilful treat
ment. a city lookup or a jail cell Is
no place for such n man; no matter
what caused his illness, he deserves
humane. intelligent care In an insti-
tuition properly equipped for tho
purpose. There ere hospitals that
object TO the trouble OF caring for
such cases, but not public hospitals
the little, onc.horso institution, ca
tering to the easy cases. Is usually
avorso TO receiving a case that de-
manGg much nursing.
Patients with delirium tremens
ule OF Wet ofnih -tutula OF uIoprg
OF the brain, due 90 a steadily In
creasing weakness OF tho heart and
circulation. Obviously a police
guard. or n cheap. political police
surgeon who consents TO assume un-
reasonable responsibilities for tho
sake of his Job, cannot recognize tho
approach OF this serious brain in
volvement-and so many a poor fell
low succumbs In q cell who might
have been saved and cured Of his
craving II ne had been given n Tight
ing chance.
Another danger eve present in
cases OF delirium tromens Is the de-
veiopment Of sudden odoma OF the
lungs. or rapid filling OF the air
spaces with fluid. which causes
asphyxiation and death In a few
hours II not detected and treated In
time. And OF course pneumonia Is
the drinkers favorite mode Of exit.
In this day Of enlightenment a
public Official who permits n prisoner
to remain in a cell under such cir
cumstancos should be made Ia feel
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15

PROPOSALS Of the Anglo French
financial commlaion now IN
YORK. 20 borrow \ slilion dol.
lars from American bankers without
other security than the noses OF the
English and Frcneh scvernms ts. Z
a proposition calculated to staesA tho
average American business man.
especially since the goYernmeass
seeking this huge financial accommo-
dation are engaged In quite tho most
hazardous enterprise In the history OF
the world. Il IS clear That even the
great financial authorities u tho
country have beer taScn by surprise
M that they expected at least the
depositIne Of AmcricaA securities as
nm essential basis Of negotiation.
Yet Il will no, be SURPRISING II this
great loan Is successfully negotiated.
Fiiancial authorities consider a large
foreign loan as a COMMERCIAL ncces.
sity. We have received In gold Since
the FIRST Of January nearly "a quarter
OF q billion dollars U2ia sso, e00)
On The nrst Of January We hhd much
more thnncnoueh gold 20 badtc up all
our oblisailons Thls new volA held
a. an ~ per cent reserve. woala jus-
fifty a loan Of nearly si,400.o COO. 600.
II Is thus seen in ~hat portion Of
equipment we stand TO l-ake a i~areei
loreisE loan; even one as iasxe as that
proposed by The visiting commission.
Of the mort conservative of the
New York financial journals, decuss.
ing the proposed loan, SAYS that Ase
need just such a foreign loan Tor en-
ploymcnt OF our large surplus fund
such a loan. Il says, would ward on
the dangers Of initiation" while the
country at large has seen nothing to
indicate initiation or any Immediate
LANCER az a speculative outburst. IL Is
plain that financial authorities con
slider there is such "a danger.
The apparent threat, carried in
yesterdays news report. that unless
the proposed loan is made war orders
Of the allies In this country will be
sharply curtailed. is a serious matter.
As far as the war IL concerned. de-
exchange, IL is pointed out
can nave no very important effect.
No one believes that the extra ex-
pense of exchange at low figures
stop the purchase % munitions
But to our own people, and In the
effect upon the farmer, u would
have a very important bcar.ag. II Is
by no means out OF the possibilities
TO have our sales % commodities
n cotton especially seriously
Interefered with and curtailed. be-
England a buy these In coun-
tries to whom London exchange is aa
good as sold. It Is certainly TO our
advantage 20 have the exchange prob
solved md having the commodi-
ties me a great basis for credit, we
certainly have the power 60 cr-
range a method OF solution.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
iFr a. Acr VOW

TT WOULD seem that almass ever
one in ~Afbuauerque who thIakI
along public Improvement line.
hah been shiaklns Of the Necessity for
Improving Eaas Central avenue out "a
the state University, and longins for
the time when the Improvement
might be carried out. and mat a. a
matter o. fact all that was needed 10
hiring forward a united public senti-
ment In favor Of the improvement,
was someone TO TAX the initiative and
leadership; 20 sugses, a method Of
procedure.
Chairman John $ Beaver Of the
county road hoard has suggested the
line of activity and the procedure.
His suggestion hat as much as Is
necessary Of this county's share OF
the state road bond issue be rsod FOR
this notable public b%etter.nent. has
met with universal approval a some
what careful Inquiry made by the
Herald yesterday and today has failed
60 bring out a single objection TO the
use OF the money proposed. While in
almost every instance the suggested
line of action has been met with the
most cordial approval. Everyone In
ALBUQUERQUE recognizes the necessity
before this city OF making the ap-
preach TO the state University and the
oatiet 10 the mesa drives into a boule-
ward. We are moi likely TO have such
an opportunity again as H. found In
the road bond money available For
this reason necessity for prompt ac-
ton Is apparent
As the Herald suggested yesterday.
there are two matters which must be
attended 10 before anything actually
can be done IN this big work. First
The consent OF the state highway COM
mission must be secured to the use
Of the money propdsed. Second. the
property wners along the highway.
in and out Of the city limits, must lie
approached with a definite PROPOSE
ton. This work clearly il up 20 the
Commercial club. Chairman Beaver
Of the road board is ready TO suggesi
a basis upon which the work can be
carried out. There IL reason 70 be-
lieve that the state highway commits
sion. II e can be assured that this
community is hrartily in favor Of the
use Of the county's bond issue fund.
In this way. will place no obstacle IN
the way OF the Improvement
This proposed boulevard construo-
iion will add more 20 the attractive
mes ol Albuquerque than any other
single public Improvement possible
at this time. Moreover II o.
possible 10 do IL on "a practical nuan-
cial basis Il will add 10 the value OF
every foot OF real estate On the city
nj Il will enable this cts 10 silence
once and for an the claim. stlll quite
generally made throughout the state.
that We "a a community % not APP
preciate the importance to this city Of
the state University, and that We are
lacking in the kind OF enthusiastic
support that institution merits.
This particular iron is at exactly the
right degree Of temperature. Let VI
strike while the striking Is good.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
Pepper Talks
BY GEopGB MATTHEW AnAMs
But

But
OF All tho useless word barriers
ever coined Cut takes precedence.
GrammaT'uHB coll Il an Adyorsatiye
Conjunction, % Is all Of this and
more. when put 10 work and into
life. Il typileB Obstruction and In
action.
Here's tho way II works: I feel
hnc-But. Everything a. all right
But. / would have accomplished
n lot 7 set out 10 do nut. I'll do IL
But. Like a wet blanket, like a
slap in tee faco-'But" seeks 20
dampen tho very ardor OF ones soul
and 10 squeeze out the last fun drop
Of Hope and Endeayor inside one's
heart,
Muster the forces Of your charac-
Ter and diamiss-"But' from your
service. Just dsop it-that's all.
Here's the way Il viii work then: /
feel fine. Everything Is all right. |
viii accomplish a lot | set out to do.
III 30 It.
Failure IS the father OF -"But."
Succnas and Achievement never
heard Of the word. II you have ever
heard Of it-forget lt-RIthQut delay,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15

4 EFhG out doors hae become
NJ unEiat American remedy o
eFehmg, including business
Joy luo u tot.
America ctains more outdoors than
almost ahNation. n an the citi-
Eens OF the tied States were 70 get
ouluoots az ~e they would have 10
talk WIN eat other through mega
phones III possible for almost
every free.borI mexican 10 20 out.
doors at no -cneo n All and
breathe IN hugernntitles of ozOne
ard good spirits.
OxOne clears thCraip r~.renvthens
the legs. improves > Objection. e C
titles the temper annakes 5ne moro
particular about yot. FOR ,he right
candidate. After a n bos soent a
couple Of years outdDs be- h usu.
ally a philosopher vi irnoreg tho
high cost Of living an~nnnot wait
to quarrel with the wall1befDre cat.
ing his meals.
Many people spend va gums In
getting outdoors. BY talv a vad
Of bills as thick as an somohue
tire one may travel 20 a y-erspperior
brand Of outdoors IN Alaskan other
secluded sections. How ey"-. is not
necessary TO do this. Tho Moore
around home may be slight tine.
tured with coal smoke and prcuity.
but II Is good enough for Al! acti.
cal purposes.
by walking home AZ night mead
OF doing O sardinc sketch In them.
way the citizen OF seething New ~
can acquire q larger chest mcase
and a euperb Indifference 20 !
toughucss Of chuck steak. 20 say no
Ing Of "a good knowledge az arc.
lecture
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15

log camp IN Nova s-otln and car
also help put a eTfnp IN ha vege'
table trust.
by sleeping IN an upstairs p1Ich
in Philadelphia a eitlBzn may inhAlc
80 much outdoors ~ 40 Cxpense at
all except 70. mosquito netting that
rho undertaken win give him up L.
disgust and fall back upon the auto
mobile racers for support
Outdoors is about tho only free
thing left In 'hls country except ad'
vice and tho wlse citizen VIII grab
his share wherever he can ind q.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
slsoo RENT ron TENTS.


wv ARE beginning 20 set some
NA/ idea II the magnitude Of
W the coming state fair In a
number 81 ways. one OF the most
interesting Illustrations came In e.
telegram from Secretary r w Wiley
OF the state fair commis ION. advising
that he had closed with Denver tent
manufacturer Tor tho rent OF canvas
tops for the various exhibit halls. en-
campments, etc. Cor when the fair
must provide space. Tho lln for rent
will be sl200.
This gives az a pretty definite idea
Of the Size Of the coming state csposi-
ton u gives us another definite idrs
This state lair must DC placed upon
q permanent basis. II b. NOT 60 be-
believed TIA after this years splon-
did enort u its now assured sue
cess that we VIII permit the nest state
fair 60 fall below ia standards. Aibu.
querque cannot afford 10 permit such
n backward slide ana the rest Of the
state viii not want Il to occur. The
mex step ia state fair building must
be a step toward "a permanent lair
grounds aad permanent buildings OF
a substantial character, which viii re-
iieye the STATE and IN future commis-
sions Of the heavy burden Of tempo
rary housing. a burden which is the
chief single expense carried by the
present fair management.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
WPEOPLE7SN I
N
Ry Err .BRANSON NN&ARh
PAYMENT For Services

Q. 4 friend OF HiHc made an
agreement Nth an Official 81 the
city ia rhich hc itUos and. In
consequence Of this agreement.
did certain tCork for the city.
Later, u tcas said that TIE city had
no rant 10 make . contract Of this
particular sort. wa M friend be
entitled 10 pet his p1yg
A. lie VIII not be entitled 20 re-
ceive Il II the city really possessed
no power 10 make a contract OF this
kind.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
Fathcr Is Not Responsible

Q. Ny son len my home d1aiRst
mn gHT and rsHf 10 another fOton
Thc boz is siriccn Bcays Old. waite
there, ne tS,Ht 10 a tdiior'S and
ordered a slat Of clothes. After the
Suti mas finished, hr accepted u,
bHt, I uHirrSfgHd. has not paid for
a. The tailor asked him for the
W0HrU SO / an told, bHt the boy had
30 money and tSdS unable 20 pay.
ThC tutor Is HolC hrc1tCning 10 suc
me for THIS biH could / De com
p,Ilnl % PM a. No.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
A Question OF Insanity

Q. Tiro mon mGic n contract nth
each other. tftcrtrard. % rus found
that one Of than COS partially IN
sane az TIE time. Is Tie contract
goOdg
a. The contract viii ho valid Il u
can DO shown that this man had
sufficient mental capacity 90 enable
him 20 transact business anairg and
90 enable him TO comprehend the
nature OF the transaction in question.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
Current Poetry
Geese


When folk do silly. foolish things,
Then people laugh and cry:
why, they r geose!" and yet, you
know,
| often wonder why.
For geese are stately. quoonly birds,
Too grave TO fly or sing;
And ] have seen a GOOSE
That did a foolish thing.
An ostrich has been famed IN jokos,
Because he hides his head;
And chickens run across tho road,
Meath cars that leave them dead
But geese-they walk with solemn
grace:
Thoy seldom shrek or call;
Perhaps you'd like, for all folk Ray.
TO DO one after ain
EhrlsttaH HergId
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15

The head bookkeeper opped In
his perusnl Of the travag mans
expense account, looked ain at a
couple Of items, crawled wn from
his high stool and went the boss.
After consultation, thtraveling
man Inc question was catt on the
long distance. and asked
why did you charge up with
sleepingcar fare and auggy-rido
that Fame night?'
BECAUSE answered he grip
Knight. that's what the 10 On the
unllman was. Somethf bit mo
"ASam Hin IN my bert
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
a- H.. Nl... AAAN4ns~

-" - -
Wantedi Facts About snoring
Turning the tables, wa would be
grateful 20 any readers who may
enlighten MS upon tho modHs
opcrandi Of snoring. Will not a few
wives whose husbands indulge In
this pastime endeavor, experimental
~, in the interest OF science. 20 as.
certain whether gently pinching tho
nostrlls 80 as 10 enforce mouth
breathing stops the snoring. Try It..
please, and, II able q write mex
morning. report the result. Your
contribution will receive due credit
in the paper.
Best Kind Of Hair Brush
Whdf kind Of hair brush is bcStg
AHScCr-If one has dandrun. a
brush that can be washed or other.
wise sterliized frequently-as fire.
quentiy as the head Is shampooed-
Is best. Long, flexible. genuine pig
bristles. A good brush 10 stimulate
the scalp Is the Hughes Ideal brush,
which has bristles implanted in a
pneumatic base. II permits vigorous
brushing without scratching or in
juring the scalp.
Prescription For Morning Malaise
Can yOH suggest anything 10 pre-
cent or relieve morning mdl1ise-
that miserable, hcdddchy, dEil, trrtt-
able. mean feeling onc tDdkes toith,
though IN fairly good hcdlthf
AHsiccr-The surest cuFo for this
form OF toxemia is a bed In tho
open air. Build a porch bedroom.
An open bedroom window wont do.
Whit Il a Deiuslon?
Please orpldiH precisely chat a
QcluSiOH Is.
AnstCCr-It Is a faulty belief con.
corning a subject capable OF demon
stration. out OF which tho individual
cannot be reasoned for the time
being. The rising OF the sun,
for instance.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
Then something Hnppened

We can't always keep our temper.
We won't toll what We said when wo
cor this "ioke" by mail:
Isn't n true that the smarter the
child tho less Obcdicut he ig2
Haven't you always heard that its
a wise child that o its own
father %
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
Ench a nlsnnslfInn!

Talk about womcn's equal
rishts! fncrtcd the Mean old
Thing. "What man would dare APP
tear IA public, dressed In q pair OF
F%aliuses above the waist and a win.
der curtain belowl'
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
Poverty And Dogs

4 friend I'm South Carolina sends
us tho news that suite fancy has sold
four OF his dogs. Since his Aunt
el'ly's legacy plt them In so much
better circumstances. naturally they
had TO dispose OF some OF the hounds.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15

Q. ! reside IN Illinois. bHt otCn
some land tH Kansas. ! understood
that there Is some question, under
the i1WS ~ Kansas. concerning nv
tue. n 80. am / bound by the ldtcs
Of hdHSaSl a. Yes.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
an Unblnso1 OpInIon

Somebody from Dayton. O.. writes
10 ask us ~ we believe in seeing
Amorioa first.
We do. Some Of ne have 20. II
America had seen some Of as drst
'te'd have managed % lock tba DOOR
I'D Lose the key and be not at home.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15

Jay House -.

Living at a boarding house affects
a man In the same way teaching
school affects a woman. Al the end
OF three years he begins to show Il.
Tho bride who rode uptown yes.
tcrday In "a carriage should have
kissed 70 goodbye. II probably was
the last time she will ever see one.
After n man has attended n hall
game he finds II hard TO realize hat
there was q time when there wcro
only two Iackassos in the world.
Tho FIRST year Of married life "a
devoted To experiments by both hus.
band and wife. the experiments being
prompted by a desire TO learn who
is boss.
II n woman II tolerably worthless
G3mo man viii think q lot Of her. II
she 10 wholly worthless there viii 10
half a do2on men hanging around
her.
After you have once watched n
Mdn NOV your lawn you know why
ho IS moving lawns for Il living.
Every woman who cntertains gives
receptions" But no woman ever
speaks Of n reception" except 60
make fun Of II.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
lie Tried To Put One Over

Q. 4 noighbor ~ mius s0ld some
goods 10 another Later on, mn
ucighb0r discovered mat fraud hrf
entered into .the deal, on TIE part ~
mis- second man. HVdi can thC Frst
man do about ifP
A. lf he acts promptly. he may
rcscind the bargain and recover the
property. providing 81 iB stil In the
hands OF the second man.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
The Real Case

les not appreciated by his friends
This guy declares when he would
borrow pelf.
The real trouble Is. the fellow tends
To quite too much appreciate
himself.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15

How can Titewad aha RI.
mon 10 reduce the size Of IA
roomI VIZ
lie is hiring them with the mas.
he saved last year by noSG
vcrtising.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15

"NttA WV RtNAtNH fNhcfucCk
That 80 infesis molosfy town.
Who any task OF his Nrhoek
To watch men tear something
down.
lIc1l stop (tliIs euttakka iaa)
And stand for hoursla time
To fee 4 house put to bad.
Although u gets him er a dime.
He'll cease his own jotheerruliy.
When men put props INST a wall
And heave and heave-kns 10 e
Il topple 70 its dustyk
DO not like such men he:
Who 80 infest each littewn-
Unless he's short, ! cam sec
Those workmen teaFiuomethlng
down.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15

The young lady across the way
says her friend Ia the newspaper
business must be getting a lot ~
practice In all kinds OF writing now
na lac told her that M OF tho men
was away on his vacation AID no
had 10 get out all the miscellany
himself.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15

We admire the hero q popular
novel, all right, but wshouldn't
like to swap places within. He
has 70 20 through such o0e OF hard
luck before the story turput right.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15

g MGEoKGEFITcH e. q
GETTING OUTDOORS

BY cultivating q garden as large as
three 800 Turkish rugs the citizen
OF Chicago can accomplish results
which would cost $500 10 obtain In a
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15

by the
Second Fiddle


A rTITrDE Of banker m the BILE
"A lion dollar loan proves that
4 \ money Is always neutral.
o
WHAT WE WANT Germany to say
it seems. is hat; her Submarines sunk
the liners Intentionally, without mean
ing 10 do g. and are sorry for having
done 30. although b Was necessary To
do go accidentally.
@
ASKING -pro-Gcrman bankers To-
assist In lending the elites f. billion
dollars requires quite "a little nerve
But then after the nerve ihowu iu
asking for the billion without seC45
IT,, nothing les surprising
o
Az ELECTRICAL enthusiast de-
c%larcs the interest novice can cooa
on an electric range. So she can on
e gas range. or m the good old soft
coal Buck but tho proof Of a pudding
is In the eating thereof
-
AUTOMOBOLISTS should Doc enc
thusiastic over the University boulc-
ward. II Vul hen Doe possible 90 get
10 the mesa without "a broken spring.
o
kLBuQrEEQIIE gets en- going
or coming. our fnyorite circus
couldn't oFRa1izc here this year. 30
itIl disband bon our f8lr clti. Incl
dentally. they AN set A|lbuqucrquo's
money going or coming
.
An fNCONSiDERNTE VIM storm
blew away the Clayton fa.r aulldiuss.
just before the fair opened. Tho
country around Clayton. however .
a first class county fair exhibit. with
out being displayed boz booths.
@
DENVER TENT dealers thIuF
Wiley craz} sayf a headline" Denver
Is not accustomed 10 dealing "iih ,
real live enc.
OUR FAIR secretary isn't Graz 1t
all Although he does Keep Inc
wheels spinning
PERHAPS opposition In the middle
west 10 the billion dollar loan O. not
~ much oppofition to tho nllios le no
letting any OUTFIT have that mu a
money while engaged in biowing It's
Self up.
Ak INTERESTING field for spec-
ulation IN offered by England's cts-
ualty report Al 1900 men killed per
day how long VIII u take tC %depopu.
late the British empire and leave IL
so Mrs. Pankhurst viii have no op-
position? !
o.
MRS. BELMONT says eliminate
man made government and oiyiliza-
LII. uLL. u-LI L. III rL.LI Il ~. LII.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
Popular Conception of Wisdo.

"who is tho smartest man in y,
town. George?'
"Our preacher. He talks as pla
as anybody, but y can't understan
durr thing he'c talkin' about"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15

Q. where a man Is indicted for
a crime and placed on trial. and nc
jun fails 10 agree, map hc Dc tried
1gdiHg A., Yes.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15

IN wurrfd'Tostin' IL
& git tlrcdl 0"0sN
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-15
Rightly Named

They named the cur n Watchdog
lie was skinny as could be;
Ind spiritless as anything
That anyone might sec.