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Mrseeus-eous Sales and Wants. 6Us'-
eess OPPORTUNITIES. Automobiles. etc. one
cent a word each tn,e for three or more
times, with 15-Worc minimum.
Business srrouncements, Real Estate.
Apsrtrents, ETC.. four lines or more .hree
times. 10 cents a line each time. with
decreasing rate for q longer period.
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" wANIED-FuRNITuRE, PIANOS. CARPETS
etc. Phone N. 1882 for wagon. have u
GALL 'RESoHkNhtsii go RArAYss a.wa
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

ATTENTION, II you want 10 sell your hus-
ness lisi with y broker having the confidence
of the public and known do a successful
business The large list Of paying places and
places worth while listed with us and the
large number OF sales made through this Office
Marshall Business Brokers. 313 y. Y. ave.
AUTO RENTING and accessory sales PROPOSE
ton for sale. well paying: well established .
centrally lors.ed; fully equipped, with open
and closed cars. Eurther Information address
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WANTED-HELP.
AGENTS.

AGENTS-Sjo weekly. sell nur * household IN
ventions: new. live. quick sellers: general
agents getting rich every home buys one or
more: samples Furnished active workers: write
now. The Richter Novelty Agency, p. q. Bon
ih12, Washington. n. G.
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CANvAssERS, house To house, salary and com.
mssioo. Call today. 800 McLachlen bldg "a.
FEMALE HELPER on fne custom coats An
ply sos sth 81 NV. Room NJ. = ~.
GIRLS 10 years old. as apprentices: only
those with best references as 10 charscter need
apply, before 1879 m julius uartpkie
Co.
GIRLS coIored. to learn hsirdressine, facial
maesage, manicurirg. tnstan,s n-ous bleaching
compromising of facial creams anc hair topics
manufacturing of hsir goods. day and night
clnfeS. fountain Of Youth Beauty Culture
oeAool 926 f. n, M. 4hnua Moth zo1zs
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
NEW YORK FARMS.

For sais-Your buying safe: your
profit sure. Como now. see spaEkltAg
fruit and golden grain. Eikhty.0vo
acre farm, railroad and villars tWO
miles. maoadam road $50 per acre:
$500 cash down.
No tremendous squeeze to pay al
debt: 216-acre farm. thirty COWS, SEQ
hens. three horses. Ask price.
Read It again. make money ana -
forth like man-1t0-acre farm, buil6.3
ings worth $4,000: price $4,000: 3sso
cash down.
Short cut to success. $500 pays the
entire bili-23-acre fruit ana hen farm
on macadam road. Write for photos:
railroad faro one way to purchaser.
q. Munson. 242e South Salina street.
Syracuse, N. Y.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
TIMES REPUBLICAN. MARSHAILTOWN, IOWA. AUGUST

tlsod A6Ajf. no doabe ta&hee WeoA
now b working ~ ne Dey.
Instead OF the customeSy ) Carna'
lions and Maidsn-Hair Fern grscing
the center Of the Board. the terrified
Guests saw . Wason.Losd Of tropical
Bloom which pleased them very Much
az soon - each had seereted new
kind OF Cocktail, served In . Goblet.
with Stick OF Dynamite substituted
Tor the olive.
The Orchestra did Q lot OF those
On! On" Rags while strange Foods
Kept descending TO the Table and
Special Corps OF Waiten tried to give
An Imitation OF the Johnstown Flood.
Conversation became epidemic and
many Local Characts1 who had re-
NAMED In obscurity for Years came
out OF their PODS ana began to hop
about ana sing In the Sunlight.
Members OF the Married Women's
Safety League were hanging out Signs
OF Distress and trying TO give Warn
Ing Signals but Madeleine would not
permit them to crab her Little Party.
She wanted to show the Boobs just
how these Recherche Functions are
stage-manased In Upper Circles.
Accordingly they all felt their Way
to the Front Room. where they Found
awaiting them Bowl OF Artillery
Punch about the size OF Lake Erie.
and no more Harm In full Bumper
than there Is IN Rattle-SQake.
Madeleine headed on Two-Step
and told Friends and Neighbors to sit
back close to the Wall with q Piece
OF Ice In each Hand and get Wise to
the latest 1914 Stun.
Then She and her Friends pinned
up their Garments and put Resin on
their Hands and cut loose. They did
the Argentine Tango ana the Make
and the Twinkle and the Ta-Tao and
the one step ana the Castle walk ana
the Aesitation ana the Rye waltz.
etc, etc.
Tne FIRE Department began carry
ing out BODIES AZ l2:oO a. m. some
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

ably would be Burton Holmes Lee
ture or . rollickinE Afternoon ct the
Tea Shop.
Madeleine saw that she was down
IN Class b and would have to make an
immediate Demonstration Of Form to
avoid being permanently Benched or
sent back to the Bush League.
Consequently, % soon, % she found
herself in the Main Drawing Room
among the Ruperts and Rosalinds.
she began to break Furniture and do
Head-Spins on the Bokharas. There
upon she was elected full Sister Of
the gladstone Bunch known a. the
Young Married Set, compared with
whom. Mr.. Burman. doing . mile in
26 Seconds on the Beach 1t Ormond,
IL q second-rate Snail
She sent Home for all Of her Things
and more Coin and applied for IN ad-
vanced Degree In the Grand Lodge of
the Knights and Ladies' Of Insomnia.
In one month she had entirely re-
modelled her Figure and Handicapped
her Hair into . new Design and care
fully picked each broad Western "R"
out Of her Vocabulary and she could
walk right UP to French Bill Of
Fare without the CULVER Of an Eye
Lash. Also she could hand out that
Dear Boy limo Of Polite Gun to all>of
those rugged and self-made Bucks
who get back to Earth every Day at
8, p. N. and begin calling feebly for
BARRIERS and Masseurs and Manicures
and Nerve Specialists and Barkeeps.
She learned that Rough House lost
all Social Stigma II pulled OF at 9
.. m. in q Private Resort with a
Striped Awning in front and a Car
pet leading down to the Landing
Stage.
Her folks kept writing her to come
back Home. because the Ladies' Of the
Guild were about to have Bazaar,
but she stalled as long as she could
and whom she finally packed up the
Wardrobe Trunks and the eight kinds
Of Massage Cream. she extracted a
promise from Cousin and several
other Desperate Characters that they
Would come out into the Wilderness
and give the Rummies . Touch Of
High Life.
It was the nrst time Madeleine
had spread her Wings and hit the
rarefed Strata. For . Beginner she
was there with the Spread. She made
the American Eagle look Ike an Eng
lish sparrow.
AZ soon a. she arrived back in
Sleepy Hollow she began to turn the
Old Family Residence upside down
and get It stocked up, Just like Club,
for the Hot Babies from the Metrop-
oils.
The Real Things arrived on . spe.
cial Car with their Hats down over
their Ears and were more OF less OBJ
secured BY Dogs and English Help and
Cigarette Smoke. AZ they rode up
Main Street there was Pale Face at
every Window. Just % the Parade
passed the High School. the tall
Smoke-stack over at the Hominy
Mills fell with Loud Crash.
That Afternoon there was . smell
Of Moth Balls In many q Refined
Home. for all who had learned to take
Soup from the side cs the Spoon were
under Royal Command to come up
and get private Peek ct the import
ed Gentry.
It was to be Dinner followed by a
Small Dance. II It had been full
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
WANT Eo-
FOUND
LOST

when an advertisement does not
give the advertisers name write let
ter addressed as directed in the ad
and leave it at the newspaper office,
where the advertiser will get 1T. The
publishers can not give the name OF
the advertiser without the advertiser
consent
All advertisement for this column
must be In the Office at IL o'clock on
date Of publication 70 insure classified
tfOn.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

article Of TODD No. belly portion II ex-
tIennsly good when fresh. and the rest
Of the carcass.s which looks like beef.
can be seen for sale sailed in most
Mediterranean towns. Strange to say,
tho highly priced In Europe since the
time Of Herodotus. these gigantic horse
mackerel are seldom eaten in the
United States or Canada. They are
sometimes caught there for the sake
Of the oil. and the sport is quite ex-
citing because the monsters when
hooked endanger the lives of the fish
ermen by dragging them overheard
Dundee Advertiser,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
The Rssw Fahee % ne oalumptieus
old V1ho Tried % otar< Some.
thjn0 and Did.

Once there WAS Q Eittenish Senosita
condemned TO dwell In, Q Ptccolo Town
out on / Spur Division Of tho Dinkus'
VILE Short Line.
Il was ono Of those not-dead.bue,
sleeping Settlements with Sheet
iron Cornice ON every Store Building
ana the Hack In which Gen. Sherman
once rode still meeting tho Trains.
/! Al the other Residents were sitting
back on their Surplus trying to hatch
out Z Fer cent. Anyone suggesting q
Public Improvement was led into
Court House Square and publicly Be
headed.
A Girl with real Jamaica Ginger
coursing through her Arteries did not
have . Look-1n 30 long az she was
hung up ct this Whistling Post where
every Nesting Of the Research Club
was Poultry Exhibit and the local
Astor played Brown Derby in con
junction with the extreme Soup and
Fish.
So the senorita, by name Madeleine
used to burst into Tears every time
she saw train pulling away from
the Depot. for she certainly had laid
the Soubrette's Curse on Homo Sweet
Home
She had read those large explosive
articles In the Family Department Of
tho Sunday Paper telling how the
Smart Set hang BY their Toes from
Chandeliers and jump into Public
Fountains and she painted for the wild
free life Of the Idle Rich.
Now It happened that Madeleine
had Z married Female Cousin livinA
ut the corner OF Easy Street and Ept
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
Po.tpenine Old Age.

Overworked. weak or diseased kid
neys will often make man or woman
feel old before middle age. Rheuma-
tism, aches and pains in back. puff
ness under eyes. stiff joints and sore
muscles, biliousness, headache and var
ious other symptoms give warning that
the kidneys need help. Foley Kidney
Pills bring a sound, healthy condition
and help the kidneys eliminate uric
acid and other poisons from the sys-
tenn, which, when permitted to remain.
cause dangerous disease.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
MISCELLANEOUS.

Southwest lows Is q fertile held Tor
the man with anything to cell that has
merit. It is tricky populated and
prosperous. Seventy fivo Thousand peo-
pie In southwest Iowa read tho daily
Nonpareil. 1t 10 the great want 40
medium OF this section. Il - known far
and wide as producer Of results. II
you have land or anything elso to sell
or trade get In touch with southwest
Iowa thru the Nonpareu. Council
Bluffs. Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
Quick Wit Saved Him.

1t had been their first separation,
and during one week the young hus-
band had sent his dear little wife ter
letters fifteen post cards and fou,
telegrams.
Why. then. this touch Of GOODNESS In
her welo ONE on his return?
Dearest" he whispered. as he drew
her to his manly bosom, what is
wrong? What have done to upset my
little ducksy-wopsy?
ooh. George" she replied in broken
tones. you didn't send me kiss in
your seventh letter."
George thought like lightning for a
moment before he replied
II know I didn't petsy. but I had
steak and onions that night for sup
per- and you wouldn't like me to kiss
you after eating onions, would your
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
ODD ITEMS OF INTEREST.
Philippine Cigars Are Now Exported to
Forty Countries.

With 5000 telephones, one New York
office building holds the worlds rec
ord.
Philippine cigars are now regularly
exported to forty countries. The total
exports last year were loo.oOo,ooo
cigars.
A three Inch steel cable made for
use in a Cuban mine withstood pull
ing test of 751,6O0 pounds, which Is
said to be the record.
For sorting fruit as 1t is picked from
a tree there has been invented tube
that separates the small from the large
as they slide down It,
All but four states now have laws
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

for the compulsory attendance of chill
dren at school. Alabama, Florioa-
Georgia and Mississippi are the ex-
ceptions-
The best authorities agree that the
total of the crops raised from SEED III
the United States might be douoled py
improved methods of farming TO 90
this would add $4,000. 100000 to the ma
tons wealth and the resources OF us
farm NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

Larssst Fish Landed With a Rod.
That tuna, weighing 10 pounds.
which was captured by an English
angler in Nova Scotia after nine
hours fight, and which must surely
be the heaviest fish ever landed with
a rod, is the funny that occasionally
visits the coast Of Cornwall. AS an
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
NORTH DAKOTA LAND.

For aals-leo acres. two miles north
east OF the village Of F1ngaL . good
town on the 500 line has two banks
two general stores, . hardware
churches. and . good school, land lays
level. has good house. barn and sran-
ary. good we'll OF water. about seven
acres trees and alfalfa, balance under
cultivation, will sell for Isl se, acre
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
She sauelehed Him.

An effeminate. self -opinioned young
man entered restaurant the other
day. and, after he had ordered lunch.
the waitress, who was we'll known for
her obliging disposition and ready wit.
handed him a newspaper, SO that ,he
might profitably while away the few
minutes that would elapse before he
was served
Thank you. Josephine" he said ia
miliarly, "but prefer something funny
to look at while am eating"
The waitress looked at him contemp-
tuously, then replied:
THAT need occasion you no incon-
venience. Percy, there's looking glass
straight in front of you!''-Pittsburgh
Chronicle Telegraph.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
Classified Advertisements
FOR sAL-
TO RENT
70 EXCHANGE

and give contract for deco on the pay
ment OF $500. or give deed 90 Tie
payment Of $4,000. purchases gtvin0
mortgage back for balance Of 1ue-
chase price. For sale by owner. De1
No. 1875. FingaI N. p.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
MICHIGAN FARMS.

For Sais-Two farm bargains: 100
acres in Michigan. good clay loan. no
stone occupied by present owner forty
years, buildings worth $4,000. only 312.-
GG8. Eighty ~ Wyoming, level. trrs-
gated: est alfalfa soil. Both two miles
to town. Write owner. Alfred Clark.
Lansing Mich.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
sieknes. Common in Summer.

Hay fever Is attributed to pollen
floating In the air. while asthma IL
caused by dust and certain atmospheric
conditions common In summer. SUI
rerers who can, seek the moun-
tains or the sea. Hay fever
and asthma victims compelled TO
remain at home will find relief In
-Foley's Honey and Tar Compound
which allays the Inflammation. .eoothes
and heals raw and rasping bronchial
tubes and helps to overcome difficulty
In breathing. and makes sound. re-
freshing sleep possible.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
Force Of Habit.

We gazed pitingly on the listiess
drug store clerk leaning against the
soda counter.
Haven't you any ambition? we
queried. kindly and all that.
NO" he replied. with Frightening IN
telligence. but l have something Just
lust as good-Newburgh Journal.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
CUT RATE sHIPpINo

Cut rates ON household goods to
Pacific coast and other points. Superior
service at reduced rates. The Boyd
Transfer Company. Minneapolis. Mimi.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

able for boarding and roomins. Both
of these properties corner lots and on
street cacr line. Bargain for quick
SALE Fred w. Carl.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
PUBLIC AUCTION.

Public Sals-Real estate sale on
premises Tuesday. Aug. II. 1915. Be-
ginning p. M, 50 acres on county
road adjoining Albion. Iowa, on the
north, known as the J. Fl. Arney estate.
Good improvements. land tiled. Close
to three churches and community high
school privileges. good market, can't
be beaten in Iowa. Terms liberal. long
time made known day OF sale.
low rate interest For further infor-
nation call on F. w. Arney. agent,
Lake City. Iowa: or w. P. Maulsby,
auctioneer, Marshalltown. Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
WISCONSIN,, BARRON COUNTY.

For Sale-We have few improved
farms IN Barron county at q bargain. if
taken within the next sixty days. From
40 to 140 acres on very good terms.
Best soil. good water. no crop failure.
Come out and see for yourself before
you buy elsewhere. I am going Sat.
urday with few prospective buyers. II
will pay you to investigate as there
is nothing better in the land. Call or
write. J. P. Lama, sos East Church
street. Phone 1861.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

1t is significant that In tho matter
of tempering steel we are no further
advanced than our ancestors OF some
5000 years ago.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

she Wanted Show the Doobe Just
How ,1hSso Recherche Functions A.
etaos-Manassd.
curssn Avsnue up in the Big Town
where People hate the sight OF /.
Brass Bod0tead.
Cousin invited Madeleine to come
and sec her. out Of mere PoNtsness.
for she had the Country Lass si1ed up
q ! Myrtle Killjoy. whose Limit prob
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

MORAL: Tho Pioneer must ever
brave Hardships.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

one-half tons. Sample on request. NJ.
Seffinga, route T. Phone ST..
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

5000 down. balance 6 per cent interest,
good security B. r. VOORHEES,.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
Or Exchange
so ACRES

gu ACHES
The best snap in Marshall
County, just 5Lz miles from Mar
shaIltown. 40 acres Lowell, balance
rolling; good improvemsnts. Price
only $3.50 per acre; easy terms at
SO per cent.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
200 ACRES

This 10 q fine farm practically
level. Good improvements, located
in west part Of county near State
Center. Easy terms. Price S176
per acre.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

For Sale-Good general merchandise
business in town OF $4,000. Terms cash.
Address X-9 care T.-R.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
1870 ACRES

Four miles from. aIItown,
fair improvements. Price $175
per acre. Easy terms.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

For SaIe--Fifty- mine acres Of land
three fourths OF a mile west Of Albion.
Known as tho Stanly Mill property.
Inquire Of Lyman Sheets. Union. Iowa,
or Albion Savings Bank.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12
IOWA LAND.

For Sale-15e-acre Marshall county
farm, to close an estate. Well I'M
proved; four miles southwest OF LIS
comb For further particulars address
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

Wantsd-Everyone to know that the
services Of the visiting nurse employed
by the Visiting Nurses Association. are
to be had at what patients are able and
willing to pay or without pay, by those
in straftened circumstances. Telephone
Clara Britt, PA West Main. Phone 327
white.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

For eals-All the fixtures, tables.
chairs. coffee urns, also a thirty -six
foot lunch counter, now used in cafe.
seatinr sixty people. We have new fix.
turea ordered and will make good price
for quick sale. A. p. Strub. Marshsl.-
town, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

Wanted-List your property with
Crawford. He always has a demand
for property on the installment plan.
Let your wants be known. l sell fire
and automobile insurance. IS per $1,000.
w. E. Crawford, real estate. and en-
ployment. Phone s9s. over 214 East
Main.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-08-12

FOR Saie-0l easy term. ls0 acres
two miles northeast OF Liscomb. Well
improved. good grove and orchard.
Level and well drained. Address the
owner. Charles Leise Liscomb. Iowa.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1915-12-16
DEAN ROBERT SHAW
TO VISIT MONTANA

A recent letter from Professor
Robert Shaw. dean and director of
agriculture in the Michigan Agricul-
tural College and Experiment Sta
tion. announces his acceptance of
an invitation to attend Farmers
Week at Bozeman, January 1929,
and deliver lectures on livestock
topics and general lecture at one of
the evening meetings.
Dean Shaw was formerly profess
or of agriculture in the college at
Bozeman, and has many friends in
Montana. He is son of Prof. Thomas
Shaw, graduate of Guelph, and
has established splendid reputa-
ton as an agricultural leader, teach
er and investigator in Michigan.
His lectures will be in Connection
with breeds, breeding and manage
ment of dairy cattle. Some wonder
full records of dairy cows. Belle
Sarcastic and others, at Michigan,
stamp the work there with excep-
tional value and interest. How to
increase the per cow product in
Montana is a very important ques-
ton. Farm surveys indicate that
quality of business is very import
ant factor in farm success, and no.
where is improvement more needed
than in the quality Of dairy cattle.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1915-12-16
NOTHING IN A NAME.

William Shakespeare, aged 80
years, no home, discovered there
was nothing In name when he ap-
piled for inlistment at the local re-
cruiting Office of the United States
Marine corpse at Rochester. N. Y.
"Prithee, kind sir, beg a little
nourishment at the indulgent hands
of Uncle Sam, cen though l must
enlist. For three long and weary
days have I trod yon stretch of rail-
road track and l am previously hun
gry," he told Sergeant George S.
Fynmore, local recruiter for Ma
rines.
"Avaunt caitiff," Fynmore replied
easily drifting into blankest verse.
1.-THE United States Marine Corps is
no place for thee. We wouldst
have sleek rounded men that sleep
O. nights and work by day. Thou
appearest to me as a glorified sun
beam, or yet, a disappointed clothes
pole weighing ninety pounds for thy
six feet of length. Also thou art
RUNS rowing rambler and I am
aweary of your presence. Out upon
thee. Get thee gOne"
The would-be recruit with the po-
etic "monacker" refused to leave
the recruiting station, insisting that
he desired to serve his country and
be fed, but, when the alternative OF
serving Monroe county for thirty
days was brought to his attention
he concluded "discretinon the better
part OF valor," and went away.