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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-12-04

Can you suggest a gift for my
Aunt Susan? (Tly an findee her
a husband.)
(From the Byers, Texas. Herald. }
Mrs. A. B. Myers delightfully."-
entertained Monday afternoon
from 4 to 8 with a progressive
bean party.
THEY LEARN FAST WHEN
THEY ONCE GET OVER
TO THE U. 9.
I sat myself down in a Greek
bootblack's chair for a shine this
afternoon. 81 can't help these
shoes unless I use blacking," he
said after five minutes work.
"You can't black them-they'r re
patent leathers!" exclaimed.
Sure" he came back, "but they
look like the patents EXPIRED"
A sea-captain stood on the deck
For submarine craning his
neck;
A torpedo whizzed by,
And heard the Cap cry,
There's a new kind of Goldfish,
by heck!"
\
KIDDING IN ARKANSAS
(From the Pea Ridge, Ark, Pod
Because his wife threw a
pumpkin pie in his face during
the course Of an argument on why
the Lord made mad fire, a Mis-
souri, man named Piper is now re-
ferred to by his friends as the
Pied Piper.
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JUST BUSINESS

Fanny, I must forbid your
opening my mail"
"B-but this is just a business
letter."
81 know-but even my business
letters are getting personal these
days!"-Judge.
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/ EDITORIAL PAGE---Let the Truth Prevail!



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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-12-04

Nine-tenths Of the advice given
in the world is given to people
who don't need it-New York
Times.
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BY DIR. FRANK DYER
Pastor First Congregatdonalist Chur

O hi
Is
or
ures M o n ton
OF Vo If
horrible bloody
ntwouIdt
msandre and hen a more
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MARRIAGE LICENSES
Geo. e. Pine of Puyallup and
Mary A. Howard Of Tacoma.
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Think of the 1ailman

IS it
isn't finished forth thus lifted part of the awful
o o al
hoppm
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-12-04

81 have received shipment of goods from large
give @
~e Sees to M had tine order w m
:S and Of the things They also put
sS aa s% and wrote o then but ss the
can't make any whatever with them Can they
make pay for what was broken and shor PLEASE tell me
AIhs a fraud ought to be Of bust,
JAILED a condition hold
.ssss s1s.
E sa.so consult reliable Attorney at oncs
boy an girl by my first husband. died when my baby
rse as a es them ae o they and
and good children but married again and have two lit
MY husband good the other children. but
not very strong He makes him chop all the wood and
thinks pair of $3.50 shoes ought to last him going
And he thinks ought any clothes. have
always decent thing
old middes old skirt that given to
Please advise what is best do tired of going
Hike this Could get widows pension for my two older
b s s to s Ms
The wife may go on strike and refuse to do her part until
cook his meals he anything eat and wash his
4 this work. a called
8 doesn't the him,
,as ILL.,: - pss. wife
g Aslehbors
In question, impossible
for widow who
= nvns, q pension.
Dear Miss Grey: a working
the only I little money every Is
$50 month Do think q we on his
thought the best would n a
inquired of they average
shout SIS month these
aces for $40 month. OF
could expect but that leaves
spending money
Do think II would and get a girl to
asrs nszpsnsive suite q several
Nosk. understand how they lived
put light this subject indeed would
uoafIy appreciate It. PAULINE.
A-A economy can live nm
- the either
much,
apartment as this viii enshae
- Is yeur washing ironing sowing cooking
81 housekeeping private family
- IS 6o1Isrs month n you find 1rove
- IN the long nm than 70 rent with enehsr G1
o have nssa told that the ordinary Ire cold II tke
sores il not the right thing Tor clearing ppos
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KIDDING IN ARKANSAS
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Mz66zMAH1N>H

Ella Flagg Young, the Chicago
educator, tells of once conducting
class in Bible history. you
just remarked that Noah couldn't
spend much time fishing from the
ark, Walter" said the teacher,
"why do you say that?"
Because there were only two
fish worms on the ark?"
We see by the Mobile (Ala.)
Register that the Worms family
have queered a wedding party be-
sickness in their family.
"The hero drank in her beauty"
from a popular current maya
zine serial. probably through
his eyeglass.)
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"Good Ventilation Guaranteed!"

"Good II
f ue to have
% display sign like touid The mamd
wi dndbe mprety thorough
WINGED that bal or auditorium where numbers ongge
nov wdheat hying to con
is f chh IN our
Inc gead
70 beahe
Hed We o t Ecgtheing
learn Instead nnstup
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"Fussing" Defined By a Man

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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-12-04

The Ladies' Aid society of st.
Paul's Lutheran church will hold
a Christmas sale in the church
parlors Dec. z. The officers of
the society are: Mrs. G. Arnold,
pres; Mrs. Ave Lallemant. vice
pres; Mrs. ]. Mensing, sec'y; Mrs.
G. G. Miller, treas.
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The Logan Social club will meet
with Mrs. James Jackson, 512
No. o st., at 1890 p. m. Friday.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1915-11-19
November 10, 1915
SOCIAL NEWS

OOO1AA NE w -
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
The wedding of Miss Ollie Copilovich,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. G.. Copilovich,
III E. Indiana Ave., to Mr.. Joseph Morris
of Rochester, Minn will take place Sun
day evening at the Hebrew Institute.
Among the out of town guests present
will be Mr.. and Mrs. L. Morris Of Gary,
Ind, Mr.. and Mrs. D. Morris Of Rochester,
Mimi, and Mr.. and Mrs. K. Berkowitz of
Chicago. After brief wedding trip Mr..
and Mrs. Morris will make their home in
Minneapolis.
Mrs. Max Mark entertained at an
Orpheum party Wednesday in honor of
Miss Florence Silver, bride of this
week.
Mrs. S. Lifpitz entertained number of
Twin City ladies at bridge luncheon
at the Aberdeen on Wednesday.
Mrs. Louis Plepler 1856 State St., en-
tertained at dinner in honor the Misses
Rose and Ida Katz of Hartford, Conn.,, who
are visiting their sister Mrs. H. Levin.
Mrs. S. Johnson, 1853 State St., enter
tanned at a bridge party, at her home on
Tuesday. There were fifteen guests pres
ent
Club Notes.
The Aleph Beth Club members are busily
engaged at the present time in rehearsing
and arranging for their sixth annual vau-
deville and dance, which is to take place
at the Junior Pioneer Hall on Sunday
evening, December 18th. This affair prom
Uses to surpass all others which have here
tofore been given by this club, as the acts
selected are all full of interest, and the
cast of characters chosen, having had
varied experience behind the footlights,
are especially we'll adapted to their parts.
At recent meeting of The Tillicum
Club, Miss Doris Hebron was elected
president, and Miss Evelyn Weiss secre-
tary for the coming year.
The Temple Alumni Association COM
pleted their plans for large dance, to be
given the evening Of Nov. Oath, at the
Temple club rooms.
Sigma Theta Pi Sorority will hold their
monthly meeting Saturday afternoon, Nov.
Goth, at the home Of Mrs. M. L. Froelich,
1899 Laurel Ave.
A meeting Of the executive committee
of the Jewish War Relief Association,
which is representing all the local Jewish
organizations in the raising of funds for
the relief of the war sufferers, and whose
purpose is to centralize this work, was held
at the Talmud Torah Building on Tuesday
evening. 1t was reported that in three
weeks that actual work has been done,
about five hundred dollars was raised, most
Of this in the form of monthly subscrip-
tions. The city has not been covered, how
ever, owing to the lack of workers, and
those interested are asked to volunteer
their services for two or three hours each
week for this most needy work. by COM
municating with Rabbi Kahn, president Of
tho association or Mr. Mour;oo Soro+or
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19
MORE MILK TALK.
1itor NeWs-Times:

Editor News Times:
l am greatly surprised at the atti-
tude of your paper on the milk ques-
ton. have recently located here
and have observed the discussions
and contentious regarding pasteuri-
zation in our council meetings. Hav-
ing also observed the same fight in
Chicago only a couple of years ago.
where all competent authorities were
quoted and enlisted, it seems to me
that The News Times ought to lend
it's best aid and TO the newly proposed
ordinance, without regard to what the
politics of the present health board
may be.
From the days of Pasteur to the
period when Nathan Strauss provided
free pasteurized milk for New Yorks
east side babies there was some ques-
ton Of the value Of the process of
pasteurization. The great number Of
lives saved by Mr.. Strauss efforts
with the aid of pasteurized milk re
moved forever any doubt as TO the
efficacy of the plan. Since then the
sole cause for delay in adopting pas
teurization universally, has been the
cost and this is now SO reduced that
am reliably informed many Chicago
dealers put in outfits at a total eX-
pense of S150. meeting every require
ment OF a very particular board Of
health.
Surely this small sum ought not
stand between a sick BABY and
chance for life and just as surely a
great paper like The News Times
should. in my opinion. join the board
OF health in it's efforts TO secure the
adoption OF SO important a measure
Yours truly.
HARRY MILLMAN.
1912 :. Michigan st.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19
PULNERIZE TIM PLoTTERs.

That Uncle sam is watching huerta
and his co-plotters with an hawk-hke
eye is evidenced by the arrest. by the
military authorities at HI Paso, OF
niae prominent MeXicans. followers OF
Orosco and supporters Of the HueTta
administration. Inat Is rsnt anu
proper.
The United States has a too serious
affair on It's hands now TO permit "a
new revolution in our neighboring re-
public To DC launched ia this country
Just now both sides seem to be evenly
matched and content TO pattern after
Presl Wilson's policy OF waIchful
waiting.
4 state OF Quasi-peace exists III many
parts OF Mexico. Some soil IS beins
uned and rops put by. The people
are beginning 20 have d taste of COM
parause tranquility ia several sec
lions. and IL is 10 be hoped the habit
will grow upon them, and tE.at the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19
SIGNS OF PROSPERITY

of it. While it is the war that is re-
storing prosperity to u.s. it is not the
instruments of war that are pushing
it this way, but mainly the supplies
that come from the field and the fac
tory to which no faint of blood can
apply. Nearly $5OO,OOO.OOO of this
export business is made up of bread
stuffs alone, and to this we have add
ed cotton, counting up into hundreds
of millions. also; of clothing an in
conceivable quantity, and many other
commodities which are the bone and
sinew Of trace IN times Of peace.
Much as we deplore the horrible
and, as it seems to us, useless war
that is devastating Europe, we can
not avoid admission of the fact that
it is bringing us an enormous bust
ness. We would rather, much rather,
get our business in some other way,
but the war was not of our making,
the trade it has given us is legiti-
mate, and we are entitled to such
profit as may honorably accrue from
it. morale question may be raised,
and is raised, as to a part of it, but
that part alone would have had little
influence in returning prosperity to
this land. - Press, Charles City, Ia,
May 8, 1915.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19

var may wear itself out The masses
are sick Of strife and with little en-
enlargement would get together for a
real peace.
That encouragement on our part
must take the form Of putting a sum-
mary stop TO efforts TO foister a new
revolution, which would mean another
era Of rape and rapine in unhappy
Mexico.
Greedy interests over here are. of
course. backing Huerta. Newspapers
Of so-called prominence are openly
advocating his cause: some are close
~ verging on sedition in their brazen
effrontery. The same dirty dollars are
at WORK that have plunged Mexico into
other bloody revolutions, TO its sorrow
and Americas shame.
Put your heel on it. Urcie Sam!
Put the plotters all behind the bars
be they Mexican refugees or American
citizens It's no time for plots.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19

Statements issued by the banks and
trust companies of Greater Kansas
City yesterday under the call for May
l by the comptroller of the currency
reflect the Improvement In the bust
ness situation all commercial agencies
have been reporting for the last two
months.
On March last. the date Of the
previous statements, deposits in local
financial institutions were the heaviest
ever known At this time there is a
decrease IN deposits in national banks
of about $6,OOO,O 600. This decrease, of
course, has dragged cash and sight
exchange and total resources to lower
totals. but the loan account is heavier
than two months ago. This is an
other evidence of the better business
conditions. The country not only
withdrew much Of the money 1T had
on deposit, but borrowed freely in ad-
ditiOn.
The drop in the amounts on deposit
here was due mostly to Withdrawals
by country banks in order to be able
to supply the demand for money In
their own territory. Deposits, how
ever, are still the highest in the his
tory of the local financial center with
the single exception of two months
ago. Further decreases may be eX-
pected as crop moving time draws
near.
The high record Of March last,
was due to the heavy sales OF 1--we
stock and grain crops all OF wmch
sold at almost record prices, and to
the fact no funds were wanted Tor
carving on new business. Today the
farmers are heavy buyers OF young
cattle for feeding purposes, and as
farming operations are being planned
on a larger scale than ever before,
liberal financing is necessary. I'M
plement dealers are doing heavy
business and country merchants gen.
orally are laying in large stocks. All
this takes money. especially at tlnle
when everything is selling at hlgh
prices. - Post, Kansas City May D.
1915
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19
Just Apply This Paste
and the Hairs Viii Vanish
(Boudoir Secrets

The judicious use of a delatone
paste insures any woman a clear,
hairless skin. To prepare the paste,
mix a little of the powdered delatone
with some water, then apply to the
Objectionable hairs for > to 3 min
utes. When the paste is removed,
and the skin washer, every trace Of
hair will have vanished. No pain at
tends the use of the delatone and ii
will not mar the most sensitive skin,
but, to insure results. see that you
get real delatone.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19
THE MELTING POT
GOMEZ TAKE POTLUCK WITH US.

WHAT I like about the II. p"
writes an enthusiastic and discrimi-
mating reader. lis the occasion for
so little effort on your own part. The
contributions and clippings are fire.
quently, 1 may say, worth the trouble
of reading"
THE gentle slam reminds US Of
What a West Virginia paper said of
the concert: The Morrell sisters
played q duet and Charles Herbary
played several selections on the
graphaphOne. The remainder Of the
evening was very pleasant"
THE next thing we know there will
be jitney buSs with a sign like this:
south Bend and Longcliff, cents. -
L. b.
The Oyster family resides in Ohio,
And this. please believe. is no jester;
There are three Of the boys in the
family now,
They are Cecil. Orville and Lester.
ProIOnging the SpOOning Days.
decatur Democrat.)
During the evening Il delicious sup
per was served and the company pre-
scented the couple with a handsome
rocking chair.
PUSHING the Teutons back, to use
a trite press expression. is much like
keeping the crowd of the cinder path
at a footrace.
WHAT do we care for the expense
Of firing a presidential salute? Better
burn our powder that way than in
spreading death and desOlaion over
the face of the earth.
Do You Get Him?
Sir: II the attempt 10 rehabllltate
old Bill Taft with political graces,
made by himself and others in his be
half. of late, is intended TO groom
him to be the republican candidate in
the next presidential race, go to It,
say /. It. r. has put himself outside
the pale by calling a spade a spade;
Tafts the man for my money.
TRUE to its name the base hit re
mains the fundamental principle OF
baseball success.
The Supreme Test of Advertising.
(Want ADJ
PARTNER wanted. If I can get an
honest partner TO join me in my real
estate business will take a good man
if honest. One who could take care of
office.
IF Diogenes should see that ad. it
would be to laugh.
HIS candle burned to the socket
without results. c. y. 4.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19
Letters Of the People

The News-Times opens this column
TO its readers for expressions Of their
views. 1t accepts no responsibility,
however, for the opinions here put
forth. Correspondents must show
good faith however. by signing their
communications with their correct
name This will not be published II
the correspondent SO desires and in
dicates, but the name MUST accom-
pany the communication or 1t cannot
be considered.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19
TWENTY YEARS AGO
Reminders From the Columns
ST The Daily 1fueA

Real estate for the month TO date
S94.65S.32.
The ogden Epworth league Of
Grace N. +. church gave q social and
literary evening az the home OF the
Misses Rose. Daisy ard Mary Roam-
A. NJ. Russell was in Laporte yes
terday.
Mr. and AIRS. sam Il. Pace have
returned from visit TO Bowhn
Green. Ky.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19

We have heard about people getting
skinned in Texas. but now a new rec
cord is established in skinning. A
tornado in Jones county. so the Austin
Statesman says, peeled the Jackets
from seven jack-rabbits and left them
still a running.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19

Hey there! Hey there. The side
show is still going on. The most fe-
rocious man eating bandit, in or out
OF captivity, PanchO Villa, is now pre-
pairing to eat alive thirty five thousand
MeXicans, boots. spurs and all, at
Iraguato. Count EN- - thirty-five
thousand! When you get tired look
ing at the blood curdling feats in the
main tent, take a peep at the side
show once more.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19

Business conditions throughout the
country and in New England are look
ing brighter for all and for the New
Haven railroad with the rest or Dig
business and little business, accorulhs
TO the belief expressed yesterday after
noon by Howard Elliott, president OF
the railroad. speaking at the 5ah an
niversarv banquet of Providence qlNl-
sion No. 81, international Brother
hood of Locomotive Engineers IN the
new auditorium Of the Elks DullulHe
on Washington ST. .
Reviewing the business SITUATION y,
the last nine months. Mr.. Elliott salo
that i'm that time the gross earnlnss
Of the railroad had decreased sO4lle
s2.633. 600 which had been onset by
The company through practiced econ
oroies bv a saving OF s3,63S,000. lie
called for the cooperation and support
of the employees OF the road that lne
New Haven might climb once more
hack TO n strong financial posiliVH
and become the great factor IN Ihe
economic prosperity of New EnglanG'
News. Providence, r. l., May o.
1915.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19

Did Col. Roosevelt chargs up San
Juan hill. or did he not?" asks Old
Time Subscriber. We forget; maybe,
and maybe not And maybe the boy
stood on the burning deck whence all
but him had fled, simply because he
couldn't swim. Some details of his
tory get away from us, bright as We
are
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19

Switzerland has modified her army.
In the present state of our nerves,
we are wondering if she can have any
submarines ready to sting. US in an
exposed place
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19

A witness in that libel suit swears
that, less than a year ago, Roosevelt
said he would go after President Will
son and tear him to pieces" ora
torically speaking. Chewing on a
good solid substance is good for gum
hollis
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19

The damage to British owned oil
wells in and about TampicO, Mex,
is said to be so great as to seriously
threaten the oil supply of the English
navy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19

The mayoress of Warren, H., has
stated her intention of importing a
Georgia man to be city marshal The
lady mayor is fixing TO make herself
solid with the suffragets, evidently.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19

To a republican party emissary
seeking peace, Roosevelt said, You
have me-" Queer, if the republican
party has got to fight to keep Teddy
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19
III WE HAD a MOTOR CAR.

II WE HAD \ MOTOR CAR.
If we had motor car,
We keep IL clean and bright;
we dust II every morning
And wash il every night:
mat Is, we think We would;
But We dunno.
If we had a motor car
we'd take a pride in il,
To keep il looking shiney
and scrumptiOus-lke and fit
Ihat is we think we would,
But we dunno.
The trouble. we suppose. is this:
There's always a place 10 go,
And so little time 10 get there
That YOU cannot run her slow;
That is We think there is,
But we dunno.
WE are among the few remaining
ineligibles TO the Motor club and can
only hope to be associated with that
large contingent which outside of bust
ness hours devotes its time and men
tai activities TO the use and discus
sion OF automobile parts. assembled
and otherwise. Still, like the I'M
molested turtle, we have our periscope
cut, and no telling what may hap
pen.
EVER and anon while observing
the transit OF the movies we are ac-
tuated 10 wonder why TO eXemplify the
nObler qualities of mankind the baser
must be accented. What the world
now needs more than international
peace is a scenario artist who can
and Will depict the good and the
beautiful in human nature without
giving the bad the center of the
screen.
Some Court Rulings.
1t is ground for a new trial that the
jury in a murder case upon retiring
went to a hotel, got drunk, and in go
ing up to their room in the hotel
sang. I'VE are climbing Up the golden
stairs. State Y. Demareste, II La.
THE NJ. p is an odd place for
bouquets but, in the hope that the re-
Cipients will condescend to read this
much of the contents Of the Pot we
make room for ID. s. NJ, VINO says:
Ed. NJ. PLEASE convey to Miss
Elinor Wolf my compliments. Her
interview with Madame Schumann-
Heink is a masterpiece. And. by the
same token, so was the editorial on the
subject in the same issue of the
paper. d. ). NJ.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19

St. Louis Globe Democrat nv
balance OF trade for the first nlle
months OF the fiscal year. July l. 1SIt
10 APRIL 1. 1915. reaches the enoi-
nous total of $719.S03,OOO. IhaI i
10 say. we have sold 20 foreign coul
t~ieS in that period nearly three-Quar-
ters of a billion more than we nave
bought from them That vast sun,
has been placed to our credit my
much OF IL is now circulating thro vs.. -.
the commercial veins of the counu!
putting new life into business, start
ing the wheels TO turning, and glNlhs
fresh courage 10 trade Ia every me =
Although the greater portion %
this unprecedented export business
totaling approximately two billions
for the nine months. is due 10 TN
war. we may console ourselves VIII
the thought that arms and ammunl-
ton form comparatively a small part
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19

And still one measly little sub
marine can make a feet OF great
battleships look like a pile OF
scrap.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-19

WHAT do we care for the expense
Of firing a presidential salute? Better
burn our powder that way than In
spreading death and desolatiOn over
the face of the earth