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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25
BAPTIST CHURCH

broadening Our Horizon" will be
the theme in the morning. In the
evening the long-delayed sermon in
i the series on heaven will be delivered,
The Entite Starry Universe the Flu.
ture Home and Empire Of the Saints
beng the subject. If you are inter-
ested in knowing where we are to
spend eternity, you will be inspired
by this sermon.
The bible school of the church will
be held at 1890 a. M, and the young
peoples meeting at ZOO, The young
people will have a meeting that you
will enjoy.
July 4th the Governor will speak
Tor us IN the morning. the service be-
ing held at 1900 o'clock in order 10
accommodate him. This will neeeso,
state holding the Sunday school at ~
o'clock These are the hours that the
services. ought to be held all the time
remember N. the change and try to pc
on time. You'll get no seat If you do
not.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

Goodly, professor of Anatomy, con-
ducts an academy for young ladies. He
and his wife, two daughters and Sis
ter-ln-law are looking forward to a
Compromised visit from the Profess
sor'S brother, the Bishop of Timbuctoo.
1t is thirty years since the Professor
has seen his brother and none of the
family has met him. Secretly. how
ever, he has been making love. bv
letter, to Alvina, the Professors thin
and homely sister-in-law.
Cissy Vandergould, an ,heiress.
comes as a pupil to the academy and
on the train has encountered ZONES
a wide-a-wake travelling salesman
who deals in Bibles and Playinp-cards
and they have been Immediately an
mutually attracted.
The Professors youngest daughter
Marjorie, is engaged to Dick Heather.
~, who is supposed to be a model
young man. When leaving the Pro
tessors house however, he drops a
Gard OF admission to a Prize Fight
me Professor finds it and accuses
nm. After heated argument, Dick
persuaades the Professor-in the inter.
u oNlChS C-lO accompany him
During the fight, the police make a
rad, Dick and the Professor escape
by crawling over a stable and down
water-spout. They are followed by
Jones, the travelling salesman. who
was also at the prize fight. ZONES
gets badly mailed by the police and
roses ms coattails in the scrimmage
put by the use of "uppercuts" gets free
lie hnds refuge in the professors
academy and frightens Cissy Wander
gould by disturbing her in her bath
ana interrupts a strenuous pillow-fght
m the young ladies' dormitory. So
!, !, The Professor and Dick try to eject
MN but he demands their proteciion
under threat of exposing them 70 ' t6n
pohGe; A new suit of clothes has ar
rived TOR the expected Bishop. ZONES
G bi,; the suit and is seized upon by
hlVina and the rest of the family os
the dear Bishop. He forces tbs Hs
,rrroless9r to appoint him teacher in
the academy and makes violent love
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

to the heiress, Cissy. The real bishop
arrives and they hustle him up to
bedroom and undress him and take
away his clothes and lock him in the
room.
a lunatic, who is wrapped in a
blanket, imagining he is an Indian, es-
capcs from neighboring sanitarium.
The Bishop makes his escape from the
window also wrapped in a blanket and
is seen by, the officials from the sani-
ttarium and chased all over the neigh
borhood.
Jones sees that things are getting
too hot so he persuades Cissv to elope
with him. They start for the railway
station and are pursued by the lunatlc.
They elude him and reach a clergy
man who ties the corjdga knot.
The Bishop explains matters at the
senitarium and is restored to the aca-
deny and is glad to be welcomed to
the protection of Alvinia's skinny
arms.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25
HA1NEs WAS THE MAN AFTER ALL.

The Tribune has pointed out that Senator Borah and
Mr.. O. " Allen candidates the same ticket
At the time Mr. Borah did not find Mr. Allen unworthy
yokemate Indeed Mr.. Borah found nothing the matter
with Allen until after his public exposure Long before
the exposure of Allen Senator Borah informed State Chair
Day that in Governor Haines renominated
he would foot in Idaho during the campaign Thus
that this little politician perfectly willing to
stand by the notorious Allen but would sacrifice his party
in so his ability permitted in order njure Cover
nor Haines.
The developments far show that Governor haines
of the cleanest who has been governor
In spite of his record, to personal spe per-
haps jealousy Mr. Boah out of his way njure the
leading candidate the Republican state ticket This is
the duck who thinks that he candidate for the Re-
publican nomination for the presidency If there is any
thing big broad brave about William F. Borah
have failed to it. We readily believe that this
is satisfactory to Col Roosevelt Why shouldn't he
be7
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

ular tire and ease in mounting and dis
mounting soon commended them.
Then came the present auto, and it
is multiplying fast; and our horses
are fast adjusting themselves to it..
Butt becomes more and more evil
dent that we are far from hearing the
last word regarding its use and abuse
of roads privileges. l enjoy riding in
a good one and undoubtedly should
enjoy owning and using one; and |
am glad for every one of my friends
who can afford and enjoy one; but
one fact have noted, and it is not
confined to our region; it is the same
back east" as out here. Some who
get one are at first timid, then care
full and soon careless; and some,
am sorry to say, reckless; it seems as
though after little such persons get
to acting as though the highway be-
rights, because of more expensive We
true politeness.
| was driving north of Caldwell,
crossed the Boise river bridge and
turned up the canyon road, when
had my first meeting with an auto;
llad an Oid llOl sc WllOSG lOilllCl >
could not be overcome, and it was
too late to turn back as | always did
when | met a traction engine; it was
right at the narrow point where the
edge juts out towards the river, and
before | got past that machine | was
dragged over the jagged rocks and
famed for weeks. Soon after the
county commissioners put up a large
sign boards forbidding autos in the
canyon; most of their owners recog-
nize the right and propriety of keep
ing out of it; and when such a man as
Judge Fremont Wood, when hurry
ing to Caldwell for court learned of
the new regulation. he ordered his
auto driver to turn back and go over
Canyon Hill; and since then one of
the finest pieces of road for autos
has been made at large expense from
the Middleton road along the crest of
Canyon Hill and down to the river
bridge; that road through the canyon
IS pokerlsh to many persons driving
the SteadieSt of horses; but what when
a skittish animal comes face to face
with painting. smelling auto on that
road, then what! | know the terms
OF the auto law passed by the legis-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

lature three years ago, and that it
gives a right to an auto to use any
and every highway and traveled-way
and lane; but | also know the con-
stitution which confers police powers
on the county commissioners, and if
they can, as they have for years, for
babe loose stock of all kinds through
the canyon surely they can forbid
autos, which are ten times more dan
gerous. This is the legal aspect.
There enters also that of politeness
and fair play. The auto if properly
driven is not going to rare, snort and
jump, overturn the rig and tip all in
% the river; the auto is speediest and
can afford to slow down, stop, take
the roundabout road, and the driver
should be a gentlemen above all else.
Until recently autos have stopped at
either end of the Boise river bridge
until the horse rigs on it have got
ten oft; 1t seems to me that every
gentleman should do so; but within
few days | have seen several rush
right onto it without regard to horse
rigs; when | saw one auto with two
fellows in it with faces so frey that
it might have been dangerous to put
a match too near, | did not wonder
at their thoughtless discourtesy; but
others who ought to know better arc
doing it; when some sad day some
fractions horse jumps the railing and
somebody is injured, then some other
somebody will be sorry. There is
plenty of open space at both ends Of
the bridge in which to turn out and
wait
But | have something more to say:
since the running down and killing OF
Uncle Billy" Kincaid much bitter
feeling. against autos has been ex-
pressed; the exceeding bitterness Of
some of it has startled me; let me
assure my auto friends that it is deep
and strong; | have before heard bit
ter expressions; most of it is harm
less, and the present wave of it in our
region will die down But we all
know how many man packing a
gun" has under sudden passion used
1t, and lived to regret all the rest of
his life that he had that gun with
HIM at the time. | have heard some
deep and most bitter Recommendations
OF reckless and thoughtless auto driv-
erS, exceedingly bitter. If some dull
ranch man should see his frail wife
nervousl y upset. loved child thrown
out on the rocks, a valuable horse and
rig upset and tumbled into the river
from canyon road or river bridge, and
should suddenly use his gun, even
with only slight damage or injury,
the public would have much sympathy
with him; and if it should be a serious
matter and get before an average Jury
he would be dealt with tenderlv.
Horses are getting used to the auto
and humans also; but there is a wide
field and big opportunity for the prac-
tice of the Golden Rule. American
sense of fair play and western kind
illness. Hox
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25
BATH TUB AND PIPE ORGAN.

Nels Darling, the Chautauqua building expert, in
his lecture Saturday rather strongly ntmated that in
instances the spiritual welfare of community might be
better promoted by the installation of bath tub than by
the purchase of pipe organ.
There is question but that bears out
Mr. Darling. The people of this country have taken up
with the frpperes of life They have evolved pseudo
culture In their politics, education and religion they seek
the outward manifestation rather than the inward reaza
ton This shown by the haste with which they seize
and adopt counterfeit reforms by their reliance
legislation rather than upon education The people of this
country lazy intellectually The great theory get
by and matter by what Bluff has taken the place
of real worth Intellectual perfumery has taken the place
of mental cleanliness Show is substituted for substance
What is the of using fine gold when gd will pass in
specon? That is the question ask ourselves and the
answer is always that there Too frequently the
mind is we'll gded. We veneer because it is
cheaper and quicker.
Most of better fitted for the music jewsharp
than the harmony of pipe organ. A good bath would
do most of us good than either.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25
THE COMMITTEE WILL MEET JULY SEVENTH.

After many maneuvers delays and conferences the Re
publican State Central Committee has been called to-
gether The committee will Boise July 9TH The
stage has been for great regeneration of the party
We understand that Chairman Day will tender his resg-
nation and that his will be elected After this
accomplished the 1916 campaign will be naugurated. We
trust that all these activities the part of the politicians
Of the party will not conclude in the of Louis XIV
in festula
About the most important thing for the committee to
do is to ascertain exactly where of leading poll
tcians and oceholders stand This will be hard in the
of Senator Borah but think the Others will show little
hesitancy in stating their position After the politicians
have stated their position and thus given of
public sentiment may know whether it is worth while
proceeding with the next campaign.
Let assume that the Republican State Central Com
mittee is convinced that there is good and sufficient
for the Republican party to place ticket in the field
in 1916, to put differently, that the party stands
chance to win at the election This assumption brings
to the desiderative of all political parties viz the
method plan by which may be achieved. We
believe that it will be admitted that the party needs
be well organized. Some Republicans need be dis
cipned others need be enthused still others need to
be wiped out politically The politicians be handled
easily enough the organization perfected
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The first auto vehicle l ever saw
was in 1861 when, steam-propelled, it
used to pass my home on the way to
one of the training camps of the
"three-year soldiers" 1t was rugged
on buggy wheels, small, iron-tired,
which suit deeply into the sand or
mud; of course it had a boiler and
fire-box, with piping and a small
water tank; all this with pump, cyl
Under, one or more, created weight
and with its narrow wheels made its
propulsion hard; the drivers would
stop at some convenient we'll or brook
to renew their supply of water, and
when passing a wood lot, stop and
collect last winters big pine, maple
body stared at it, the children ran
after and the horses away from it;
and of course all drivers of horses
cursed it; to get power enough to
successfully drive it was a problem
and to keep the weight down for the
power was another problem; it must
be kept as simple as possible, and
vexed its owners by its vagaries many
and strange; with the departure of
the regiments it ceased its visits and
passed into the limbo of forgotten
things; then in l864-6 came the velo-
cipede, with its seat on the bar be-
tween the two wheels, with iron tire,
then rubber; this thing the surgeons
speedily condemned, when the bicycle
high up in the air with a little wheel
in front or behind at first with hard
rubber tire then later tubular; the
seat had been adjusted on springs,
and the rider was almost as high up
as the back of horse. and taking
headers" from those was common
and commonly unpleasant | have a
vision of one rider running into his
own dog, going sprawling into soft
mud ahead of his wheel, breaking his
glasses, getting up very red in the
face, suffering mud from his mouth
and shaking his fist at his dog and
saying: You, you rascalw
Along in the sos came the Safety
bicycle; it was designed for elderly
and timid people, and Cyclists" gen.
orally scorned to ride those squat
things. But the perfection of the tub
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25
WORKING TOGETHER.

For the first time in quite while all members of the
city administration are working together. The city en-
gneer the street committee and the superintendent OF
streets are all giving the matter OF road building ineli
gent consideration Before anything is done these
meet and consider the matter The best way of doing the
thing to be done is decided upon and then followed out
Systematically The result is that Caldwell building
better streets less than before in the history
of the city.
The time and attention Messrs Forbes and Lilly are
giving to their committee work speaks we'll for the
cess of this administration We understand that the other
councimen giving the same thought to their com
mittee work Mayor Boyes did well in making his com
mttee assignments.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25
A FICTITIOUS PROSPERITY.

Writers industrial conditions calling attention to
the fictitious prosperity that is coming certain
featuring plants account of the European war. They
point out that factories which under ordinary conditions
turn out the implements of peace manufacturing
the tools of war Munitions of needed and price
is object In consequence certain industries in this
country enjoying hot house prosperity The Tribune
has desire to reflect upon this prosperity It, IN fact
any kind Of prosperity, is welcome the present
time and under present conditions No hore that
the industry of making shot and shell upon the present
scale be permanent. After the war American indus
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25
Quo Vadis?

Drive like the ducer' shouted
Smith, springing into the taxi. With a
lurch the car darted forward and ava !,
they went like Tightening. Crash!
They took off the wheel of passine
wagon. Hi, Hi! They missed latten,
breadth Clang! They upset a mil;
cart: People shouted, traffic officers
held up their hands as the taxi dash
ed up one street and down another,
taking corners on two wheels and
threatening every lamp post with
destruction. At last, after half IA
hours furious racing. they slowed M
in narrow thoroughfare and Smith
Poked his head out of the window.
breathlessly.
The chauffeur turned in his seat and
shouted: where did you want to 20
sir"-Philadelphia Ledger. -
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

r must once again turn the arts of and tie sup
Div of those arts The present industry in this country
should show the people the desrabity Of building
home industry They should lay aside their PreJudices
and craftsmanship If protective tariff will build up in
dstrv and develop trade protective tariff policy should
be the policy of all political parties.
The war in Europe today should teach the people to lay
aside as policies of the dreams d pachcsts
d the theories of the academicians their academcas
80 1o;d aside when they go out real life and take up
the struggle for existence theory, unsound is much
cut of place in practice, is cap and gown in the
trenches
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25
rHE v1Np1cAr1oN on GENERAL PETERSON

The attorney general is guilty OF footing the
treasury That in effect is the verdict of the jury AS
matter of fact thought he guilty. He
indicted by the personally conducted grand jury of Ada
dcation of General Peterson, indictment of his
political enemies from which they escape They
have established the fact that for political advantage they
willing to the most damnable methods known
to law. They hesitate nothing There should be way
of reaching in high Office who prostitute their posi-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25
A Beautiful Defendant

i want you to make the outfit for
Let me see" unused the experienc-
ed modiste. You'll want a direct
testimony suit, a cross-examination
gown and something dainty and c1iny-
ing to faint in."-Kansas City Jour
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25
Regrets Too Late.

Regrets Too Late.
WHEY was in tears and hubby look
ed gloomy.
ooh. dear Oh. dear!" moaned lit
tie wiley. 81 wish | had taken poor
mothers advice and never married
you"
The man swung around on her
quickly.
Did your mother try to stop you
marrying me?" he demanded.
WHEY nodded violently.
A look of deep romance crossed
hubby's face.
Great Scott" he cried in broken
tones. How | wronged that wo.
manN-New York Evening Journal
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

ton in order wreck the reputation and impair the
funess and influence of political opponents.
The grand jury which has been session in Ada county
used from the beginning an instrument to work
vengeance. 1t has been manipulated by Governor Alex
ander and his tool Attorney Givens work the spite and
jealousy of the governor
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

Acting Governor Taylor wants to know the number of
people in Idaho know the of the lieutenant
ernor of Montana who appointed w. A. Clark United
States senator While Mr. Taylor is gathering his stats
tice he might also ascertain how many people in Idaho
know the name of the governor of Montana at that time
or even at the present time
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

A prominent K of P in interview published in the
Lewiston Tribune not given states that Monte B.
Gwinn has come to the of the Capital News in
times past when the Boise paper needed financial help If
the prominent K of P is right Mr. Gwinn should never
be elected chairman of the Republican State Central Com
mi
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25
WHAT HAPPENED TO JONES
AT THE BUNGALOW

The Bungalow has secured the
wholesome gripping story what
June %. 0''''"y'
The story relates how: Ebenezer
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25
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A Victim of the War.

Madam" said the tattered and torn
supplicant to the benevolent lady VINO
answered his timid rap at the door,
have you any old clothes you can
spare for an unfortunate victim of the
European war;"
81 think have, my poor mani But
how does this happen? You cannot
have been in this war, surely?"
NO, madam" humbly replied the
sufferer, but my wife has sent all my
clothes to theBelgians. kansas City
Star.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

Friend of my bosom, thou more than
a brother,
Why vert thou not born in my
fathers dwelling.
Charles Lamb
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

The free coinage Of silver Imperialism and the
have each served the paramount issue. Next year
will be peaceat-anyprce the greatest American since
Barnum has his way.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

The annual municipal joke of cutting weeds is
This weed cutting probably provokes cussing,
more dissatisfaction and does less good than any other
activity Of the city Some day some administration will
apply the scythe to the joke itself.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

Corruption in the Republican party enabling Alex
ander to build up private POLITICAL machine the Demo
cratic press informs us The first time in history that
politician has gone outside his party for the
sary corruption.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

The HOLSTER Herald says that The Tribune is stand
yng Republican newspaper Others say that
The Tribune is Republican There is
ing for verdicts
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

The Chautauqua is and the Fourth of July will
be here is about time clear the track for the first
real state fair held in Idaho. This fair will be held
at Caldwell.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

NJ l. Church is being urged by his frineds to become
candidate for the Republican nomination for congress-
Why not? McCracken urged and landed
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

Like great many Others Mr.. Dewey has found that
the friendship of Mr. Borah works only way.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

We that Jake Horn says the people of south Idaho
for Borah for president The people undoubtedly
Jake Horn, Senator Borah and Shad Hodgins.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

My designs and labors and aspira-
tons are my only friends.-Long-
fellow.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-06-25

True friends appear to ~ less NOV
ed than unterfeit.-H GRACE.
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