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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Decided Advantage.
Il IKE Q brass band better than o.
phonograph.. remarked the man on
tho car, ''becsuss . brass hand runs
out Of wiAd.-ToIodo Blade.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Eye, ear nose and throat specialist:
glasses fitted. DR.. r. P. Lierle.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

The Community ladies at Lamoille
will serve fried chicken supper in the
Congregational church Tuesday even
ing. Committee
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20
| lt1oE1iSt1 SUN

This box coat suggests English
models. The military effect Is gained
by braid trimming, and the front is
fastened with an interesting novelty
that falls in silk tassel. Cloth top
boots and n velours felt sailor arc ap-
propriate with this suit.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20
Fac. Easy to Ascertain.

You will discover that most men ars
all right. II you only take the trouble
to ask them.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Miss Nell Freedom, of Ell Reno.
Okla. went this morning to Belle
Plaine after visiting here with Miss
Belle Classen.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mrs. Stephen Davies, of Omaha, re-
turned home Saturday evening. after
visiting her mother. Mrs. Edward Bur-
ing, at Eldora.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mr.. and Mrs. II. T. Waring, Of Des
Moines, went Saturday evening to AL
bion to visit Mr.. Warnings brother, c.
C. Warning, and family.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mrs. H. c. Elliott, of Boone. returned
home Saturday evening, after a visit
here with her brother Will Dixon and
family
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20
4. 70 Suspicion,

Suspicion said Uncle Eben,
mighty often consists in realizin'
whut you'd be tempted to do II you
had de other feller's chance
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20
etr,vIoe Asvyvye oss.es.

Did you ever hear Of rnaA who Aa1
striven an his life faithfully and Glngly'
toward an object and In no measure
obtained II? II . man constantly -.
pires II he not elevated 7-Thoroau.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Many members and guests enjoyed
a social afternoon at the Country Club
Saturday, which was ladies day. The
lostesses were Mrs. Cutler Abbott and
Misses Marie Healy, Grace Swingley.
Caroline Anderson, and Eva, Marian
and Bernice Nickel. Progressive cards.
including several different games. fur
nished the afternoons entertainment.
The prize for progression was awarded
to Miss Vera Bassett OF Moberley.
Mo- The guests were entertained in
the club house. which was decorated
with garden flowers Late. in the af
'ternoon the h6stssses served tea. Fl
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mrs. P. L. Bailey, of Colo, returned
home Saturday evening after a visit
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
Bedeger
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

OOo1O0o.
Knieksr@.SnitA tAinln ~ world
n his cysesr an1 he u tAe knito ~
open t." Bocksr-sIt wouldn't Do
him any good. his best giri wouA sat
it"-,JudaA
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20
Bring your watches IN. HodgeA

DR.. Graham, osteopath. Masonic temple
DR.. Billiard, osteopatt,. IL West Main.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mrs. D. A. Tight. of State Center, re-
turned home Saturday evening, after
visiting for few days with her daugh-
TER. Mrs. Carl Davenport.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mrs. B. H. Wheeler, of Liscomb. re-
turned home this morning after an
over-Sunday visit with her husbands
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. D. w. Wheeler.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mr.. and Mrs. c. D. Cash were called
to Belle PLANE Saturday by the death
of Mr.. Cash's father. d. T. Cash. an
old time Chicago & Northwestern en-
gineer. The funeral will take place at
Franklin Grove, Ill, Mr.. Cashs old
home. Wednesday afternoon.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mr.. and Mrs. J. B. Worrall, of Colo,
returned home Saturday after a sew
eral days visit with their nephew,
Roy Spratt, and family,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Miss Anna Rosefjord left today for
Chicago, where she will enter the
Lutheran Deaconess hospital to be-
come deaconess. Miss Rosefjord Is
the third young Norwegian woman
frim this city to enter the deaconess
work at the Chicago hospital.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mrs. j. w. Cook was an over Sunday
visitor in Liscomb. with her sister, Mrs.
A. e. Beach.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mrs. e. II. Burlington, Of Nevada.
returned home Saturday evening. after
visiting for a few days with her
daughter, Mrs. K. w. Robbins.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

We have Franklin county lump, egg
and nut coal in stock. This is an ex-
ceptionai good quality coal for furnace.
stove or range. Order now before the
price advances. City scale weights on
all loads. Phone 1000. Nelson Goa!
Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mrs. Sarah Gould, of Nora Springs,
arrived in the city Saturday evening
to visit her son, w. J. Brayton and
family
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Funeral services for Wilfrene War
mock were held Sunday afternoon at
2:3O from the home Of her mother.
Mrs Thomas Haas 1907 South Center
street, Rev. ]. n. Wines officiating.
James Ray, Leo Coffey. Ernest Chris
Hanson, and Roy Kightlinger acted
as pail bearers, and the flower girls
were Kathryn Lands, Lorraine Lem
mon, julia Plumb, and Iowa Duncan.
In attendance at the services from out
of the city were Mr.. and Mrs. Roy
KightlingerS and Francis Kightlinger,
OF Gilman.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Word from Chicago is to the effect
that z. D. Hamilton, who is in hospi-
tai there recovering from the effects Of
recent operation, is progressing
nicely, and will be able to return home
IL, a 1raals o.. ten DAYS.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. Pollock, of Gear
ing, left this morning for an extended
trip thru Idaho, Montana, and Cali
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Fancy country butter 80 cents a
pound. country butter Is cents. and
good butter 20 cents q pound. Phone
Fl. REYNOLDS & Sheldon grocery.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mesdames Margaret Hutson and
Nancy Clemens. Of Union, were visitors
in the city Saturday.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

The Community ladies at Lamoille
will serve a fried chicken supper in the
Congregational church Tuesday even-
ing. Committee.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

The, firm of Binford & Farber was
dissolved, but will remain in my office
in the general practice of law. T. Bin
ford
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

T. T. Shortill will leave Tuesday
morning for Madison, Wis. where he
will reraa', thru the winter with his
daughters, Mechanics Charles Mann
and LisIe w. Brown.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

You liked Bessie Barriscale in the
play. "The Cup Of Life see her in
THE Devil" tomorrow. Colonial
theater
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mr. and Mrs. o. c. Dentzer. of Lake
!! plnS ILL.,. arrived in the city Satur-
day evening for a weeks visit at the
homes Of Mrs. Dentzers, mother, Mrs.
Mary G. Bradbury, and brother, Roy
r. Bradbury.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mrs. L. j. Clements. of Belle PLANE
returned home this morning after Wis
ting her mother, Mrs. George Wealth.
erhead. at Grinnell
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Miss Agnes Dowd, of Baxter. went
Saturday evening to State Center after
a short visit with Miss Clara Northup.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mr.. and Mrs. L. c. Abbott left Sun
day evening for two weeks trip to
Chicapo
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

The Presbyterian Home Missionary
Society will meet Tuesday afternoon at
$3.50 in the church parlors. The pro-
gram will be followed by a social hour.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

v. Soules, Of Manila, who spent fai.
week in the city. left Sunday for home.
accompanied by Mrs. Will Fenner. Of
this city.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Miss Clemmewell Lay left Saturday
for Wellesley, Mass, where she will
enter Wellesley College. Mr. Lay ac-
companied his daughter as far as Chi
cepo
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mrs. E. Garvey, of Des Moines, went
Saturday evening to Liscomb to visit
for few days with her daughter,
Mrs. John Sprecher
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Foskopf left this
morning for Wesley to visit Mr.. Ros-
koprs sister. Mrs. Mat Laux, and Mrs.
Roskopfs sister. Mrs. o. NJ. Huber.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

II your range or your heating stove
needs repairs phone Schmidt's hard
observation-disclosures
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-09-20

A. H. E. Matthews and w. F. Innes
leave tonight for Mine Center. Ont,
where they will remain for about ten
days enjoying fishing trip thru the
Rainy river country.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
One on John D.

John D. Rockefeller tells this story
on himself:
Cooling one bright winter day,
had for caddie a boy who didn It know
me. An unfortunate stroke landed me
in clump of high grass.
"'My son. I said, "what am L to
do now9'
60 See that there tree said the boy
pointing to tall tree mile away
well, drive straight for that.
81 lofted vigorously, and, fortu
nately, my ball scared up into the air;
it landed, and it rolled right on to the
putting green.
" How's that, my boy9' cried.
" Gee, boss, he said, 'if I had youl
strength and you had my brains, what
a pair we'd makel' Bits.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
HOW HER HUSBAND GOT EVEN
Wife Tidied Up His Desk Beautifully,
and to Reciprocate He Straight
ened Up Her Sewing Room.

A busy housewife came into the sit.
ting room with a determined look in
her eyes.
II really shall have to punish those
children she began.
What have the little beggars been
up to now?" asked father, looking up
from his newspaper.
"Why, they've made mess of my
sewing ROOM" explained the wife.
Needles, reels of cotton, scissors
everything has been hidden away In
the most unexpected places. 1t Is
really exasperating."
Her husband laid down his paper
and smiled benignly.
Il did that" he said, calmly. Then
In answer to a questioning look, he
went on: you tidied up my desk SO
beautifully the other day that thought
1t only fair to return the compliment
So tidied up your sewing room."-
Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
LITTLE JIMMY MUCH KISSED
DlscIaimed Any intention of Rubbing
Off Caress of Noted Woman
Was Trying to Rub 1t In.

Little Jimmy had reached the con-
clusion that everybody in the world
had kissed him or wanted to very bad
ly. He could not help being boy that
all the ladies wanted to pet and be.
stow their kisses upon. In fact, Jimmy
longed for the day when he would have
a say SO in the matter of being kissed.
One day famous woman came to call
upon his mother. Jimmy CHANGED to
enter the parlor and was directed by
his mother to come up and see the no
ted Mrs. So and So. Jimmy knew what
was coming, but he could not prevent
the occurrence. The visitor took him
by the hand and gently gathered him
up into her lap, and as she let him
down TO the floor again she graciously
bestowed kiss upon his pouting lips
Jimmy jumped away from her and be-
gan to rub his lips in vicious man
ner.
What, you are not rubbing my kiss
off, my little MANI" questioned the
woman. Jimmy was puzzled for few
moments, then replied:
''No, ma'am; I'm just rubbing 1t in,
and then vanished through the door,
Louisville Times.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
When Writing Advertisers Please Mention
This Paper.
LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED

The conductor of train was having
his trouble with German who would
not pay the whole fare. In despair he
at length stopped the train and ordered
the man to get off. This the German
gladly did, and running ahead of the
engine, began to walk on the ties. The
engineer whistled for him to get off the
track. The German turned and shook
his fist at the train. "You needn It
vistle," he said, 81 Won t come back. 4"
-Searchlight.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
CONSUMPTION TAKES
$50 PEOPLE DAILY

Over $50 people succumb to con-
sumption every day in the United States.
Science proves that the germs only
thrive when the system is weakened from
colds or sickness, overwork, combining
duties or when general weakness exists.
The best physicians point out that
during changing seasons the blood should
be made rich and pure and active by tax
ing Scott S Emulsion after meals. The cod
liver oil in SCOTS Emulsion warns the
body by enriching the blood; it peculiarly
strengthens the lungs and throat, while it
upbuilds the resistive forces of the body
to avoid colds and prevent consumption.
If you work indoors, tire easily, feel
languid or nervous, Scott's Emu1sionis the
most strengthening food medicine known
1t is totally free from alcohol or any
Supplying drug. Avoid substitutes.
1912 Scott Bovine, Bloomfield. NJ.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
An Easy Way to Heal
Your Skin Trouble

Resinol ointment, with resinol soap,
stops itching instantly, quickly and
easily heals the most distressing cases
of eczema, heat-rash, ringworm or
similar tormenting skin or scalp erup-
lions, and clears away pimples, black
heads, redness, roughness, and dan
druff, when other treatments have
proven waste of time and money.
Physicians have prescribed this res
inol treatment for twenty years, while
thousands who have been cured say,
"What resinol did for us it will do
for you" Every druggist sells resinol
ointment. ADV.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Always Something poIna.

There hasn't been a change on this
bill of fare in twenty years." growled
the grizzled patron. "Have you res
taurant men no ingenuity?"
Guess we have as much as the next
fellow"
Then why don't you get up new
dish occasionally? The corner drug
gist has a new kickshaw at the soda
fountain every time you amble up to
It."
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Reflected Glory.

Smith-Who is that fellow who
seems so awfully popular9
Jones-Why, surely you must have
heard of Lieutenant Dash, V. c., the
man who shot ifty-nine Germans, saved
the life of his Colonel, and, in fact, has
done all the most thrilling deeds i'm
aginable7
Smith greatly impressed)-Good
gracious! And you don't mean to say
that that It's really he?
Jones-Oh, no. This is Jimson, who
claims to have gone to the same school
some years ago.-Tit-B
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Took No Chances.

Lady Ito maid, who has announced
her intentions of leaving to get mar
ried)-I hope you realize, Mary, that
matrimony is a serious matter?"
Mary (earnestly)-Oh, yes, mum.
I've been to two fortune tellers and a
clairvoyant, an looked in sign book,
an dreamt on lock of hair, and been
to palmist, and they all say it's all
right. l amt one to marry reckless.
like, mum.-Passing Show.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Injured FEELINGS.

when you married me you said I
was the only woman in the world for
you"
$50 did, my dear"
"Do you still think so?"
"Why, of course"
"Pshaw!"
"Why the skepticism, my lover"
II think you might at least take your
pipe out of your month to say til"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Painful Truth.

Miss Singwell had been a member of
the choral society ever since it had been
in existence, and it was undoubtedly
true that her first youth had waned
But the choirmaster was astounded re.
Gently by the news that she had re.
signed her membership.
Resigned" he gasped. "But what
ever for9"
"Well, 1 don't know exactly, ""said
the secretary, "but it strikes me that
it may have something to do with
the solo we picked for her at the next
performance
"Why9 What is it9"
"Don't you rememberg 1t begins,
1 once was young, but now am old. y
Chicago Herald.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Not In the Safety Zone.

I'm afraid this is tough neighbor-
hood" said the prospective tenant.
well, it isn't" replied the real es-
tate agent. What put that fool idea
into your head?"
There isn't a policeman in sight"
answered the other.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
A Bad Investment.

Mrs. Naggs-John, we'll never be
able to save a cent If you don't quit
being 80 extravagant.
Naggs-Why, my dear, I don't think
I'm at all extravagant.
Mrs. Naggs-Of course, you are.
There's that accident policy you
bought nearly year ago, and you
haven't used it once. If that isn't
extravaganza I don't know what is.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
SoIace for Poor Luck,

Even when a man fails to catch
any fish, the outing does him good and
he comes back in better health" said
the optimistic angler.
Perhaps that is true in some
cases." replied his bibulous friend,
but find that the less inducement
there is to pull cork out of the wa
ter, the more there is to pull one out
of q bottle"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23

Number of cows; ESTIMATED ca
pacity in tons; 3-silo diameter, feet;
4-silo height, feet.
1t should be understood that less than
forty pounds can be fed with excellent
results if there is enough good hay to
go with it, so dairyman can easily
figure size of silo for any herd of cows,
any length of time and for anything
less than forty pounds of silage per day.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
His Awakening,

The sick man has just come out of a
long delirium.
"Where am II" he said, feebly, as
he felt the loving hands making him
comfortable. "Where am II in
heaven?'
''No, DEAR" cooed his devoted wife,
81 am still with you. kansas City
journal.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Just Possible.

Gayboy-Pm delighted to have met
you, Miss Swift, and hope to see
more of you.
Miss Switch, perhaps you will.
I'm going to spend the summer at the
seashore.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Took Umbrage.

"What was the trouble between you
and that barber7'
81 simply asked him what was the
damage; | meant the amount due him,
but he took it as a reflection on his
shaving ability. '-Kansas City. Jour
nal.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Touching the Doctor.

ooh doctor, 1 feel funny insidel"
"What have you been eating7"
"That S just the trouble, doctor. ]
amt had nothing to eat for week
Can you spare a copper7' FREELY.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
The Case.

What did the poet mean when he
asked his sweetheart to drink to him
only with her eyes?"
"Of course, she had liquid eyes
stupid"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Some Job.

Gayboy '15-Struck job yet, old
top?
Grinder 5.-Well-er-not exactly.
I've been quite busy, though, trying to
sell my prize thesis, 1.-THE Solution Of
the Great Problem of the Unem'
ployed" to some magazine.-Puck.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Not an Expert In Ice.

I'm SO sorry the cream is souri,"
said young Mrs. Torkins.
Everything in the refrigerator APP
pears to be spoiled" commented her
husband.
IT'S the ice mans fault. He will
bring around artificial ice, and can't
tell 1t from the genuine"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
DON'T GET RUN DOWN.

Weak and miserable. II you have Kid
ney or Bladder trouble, Headache, Back
ache. Dizziness Nervousness, and fee
tired all over, get package OF MOTHER
GRAY'S AROMATIC LEAF. 1t never
fails, Sold by all Druggists or sent by
mail for Soc Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress. The Mother Gray Co.. lie Roy. N. Y.-Adv
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
PLEASING Conversation.

'My dear, 1 know he says a great
many things about your good looks. "
what of it,"
1T Is mere f1attery."
''Well, maybe it u.s." said the girl,
but it sounds good. I'd rather listen
to that sort of talk than literary con-
versation or opinions about the length
of the war;"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Far Removed.

do you know that come from
fighting stock?" asked Mr.. Pillbeck, in
a threatening manner.
"Umph!" replied Mr.. Wallick, not at
all impressed 81 suspect you've been
coming a long time and haven't
stopped yet"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Conceited.

How conceited she is"
what makes you think so?"
II proposed to her and she said she
wouldn't marry the best man on
EARTH"
well, what of that"
II was the man she was referring
to."-Detroit Free Press.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
In the Making.

"I'll have you understand, SIR" said
the busting little chap, "that I am a
self-made man,
All right, old man." said Jiggers.
" Now run along home and finish the
job, and then [ IL talk to you. Judge.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Theory and Practice.

First Able-Bodied Male-Woman's
place is in the home. AS l was tell.
ing my wife
Second Able-Bodied Male-By the
bye, Bill, what's yer wife dom now?
First Able Bodied Male-Workin in
the cannery.-Judge.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
A Stronu Opinion.

Fritz-You know Limburger cheese
improves with age.
Fred-I don't believe 1t. I think 1t
smells just az bad when it's twenty
years old as it did the day 1t was
made.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
After the Trial.

"Now If you are acquitted" said the
lawyer, you can go on the STAGE
But suppose l should happen to be
convicted?"
"Um. In that case, suppose you'll
have to write a book"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Blind 10 the Biscuits.

do you believe the way to a mans
heart lies through his stomach, Mrs
Pilcher?"
Certainly not
You have other views, them"
Most assuredly. Tickle his vanity,
and he'll eat anything"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
Contrary to Ethics.

Where's the waiter l had yester-
day?"
He was dismissed for careless
ness" answered the head waiter. HE
was overheard to say Thank you for
a twenty-fve-cent tip"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23
SILAGE FEEDING TABLE.

Table showing number of animals
that can be fed from a silo for period
of six months, or $50 days, at the rate
of forty pounds of silage per animal
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-10-23

Weary-Dere wuz one Teller in de
ark wot would made good railroad
president.
Ruggles-Who wuz 1t?
Weary-Why, de Teller wot watered
de stock.