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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13
SAYS PLAYERS WILL
NOT BE SCARCE


Continued from previous page)
minor league CLUBS are also holding
down on the player limit and already
have good men signed, there IS going
20 be q chance for even the class ID
ci-cuits TO grab some Of the men whom
the big league clubs must let out.
Chance for Youngsters
eve want the youngsters here Tor
they have far more ginger than old
players. Even a noted player with big
league experience cannot expect 10 get
by with this league on his reputation.
Tire youngsters have first call with me
every time and I've made some big
league stars out Of green play 1
can do lit again and 1 expect TO do il
right here in FL Paso this summer In
fact i look for fat dividend for the
local club out Of players I hope 10
develop and sell to the higher class
leagues next fall
ANY younsster who makes good in
this league has a mighty good chance
of going To a class y league. at least,
next season
With Fl Fas0. silver City. AIbu-
QuerQue and Dcmiug all ready. action
is now being awaited from Bfsbee and
Phoenix The former city is taking
held of matters i'm the right way and
b. IS likely 10 get a franchise.
Delegation to Phoenix.
Travellers going through Phoenix
nave brought word that the fans there
are all excited over the prospect Of
O-gauiZcd ball being played there this
summer and a delegate win be sent
there by AcCloskey this week 10 look
into the situation.
Work on the new park here viii be
started puSr as soon as the ordinance
closing portions Of the streets is fl
l2lly passed hy the city commissioners
and sl5ne1 1E the mayor.
some fans have questioned whether
-.cCloskey can have the park ready for
the opening OF the season, but the
promoter declares there is no doubt on
l-2r score He saws that the park Will
De ready long before april Is. when
me league season gets under way.
LeCloskey is determined that there
VIII be no hasty start for he wants To
have everything ship shape before
the first cali OF Play balIs' is heard
ana, LOT tlar reason. he has decided
tEat April is viii not be suitable for
the opening The players OF all clubs
VIII De put through q regular training
4rlA and when the season opens every
man VIII be IN shape to play baseball
1ney are not going TO round into
shape after the season opens but be-
-o-es explains the veteran manager.
Hurley Nay Come.
Bill Hurley has decided TO come here
from w esteru Canada. If he can ar
range him farm matters satisfactorily.
Hurley is noted for landing winners
and IL he takes charge Of one Of the
clubs, the fans Of that town can rest
assured that their team will be right
i'm the race from the start TO finish.
-Scrappy Bill has a way OF getting
results
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13
BOWLING
WIGWAAI LEAGUE

B0sue's team t00E tW0 0f threc comes
from The Courchesne five on the Wigvam
alleys Friday night billiard was iu good
form rolling 21- Tor the nigh single and
COS FOR high aggregate
The Watsons took the odd game from
the Shermans- Ncary rolled the high single
game with zoe and the high total went to
Hardiker with 800 The scores-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13

Christian church Tuesday night. March
10th 1Is s.-Advertisement.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13

Tucson. AriZ. March 12-Richard u
Lindsey made the highest individual
score ever achieved on the university
rifle range when he shot 100 points
out o. a possible zoo in match against
LehIgh university.
The teams score follows
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13
yery small-smaller, perhaps. than any

very small-smaller, perhaps, than any
other game.
The writer would suggest, however,
that instead Of the proposed six play
ers 10 team. that the league adopt
the rules OF the parent body Of soccer.
the Association Football league OF
ENGLAND. for the five-man game. en-
larglng the playing areas and extend
ing the time periods. These rules
could easily be adapted to conditions
here and the game could be made very
popular.
a copy of the Canadian soccer rules
viii be available next week at The
Herald office and can be seen by any
person interested in the sport
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13
DATES FOR TENNIS
MEETS NOT SETTLED

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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13

Union Depot" Tuesday night. March
To- First Christian church Fun,-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13
JOHNSON IS NOT
VERY OPTIMISTIC

CONTINUED from previous page)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13

EARLIN. Ten March 1S--Jt was
NJ a goldfish like day in Marlin
1,4 clear and sunny. but goldfish like
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13

Swift a Co Teams
{ The employees OF Swift * Co. held their
| bowling match on the Cactus club alleys
7 last night. lIs-=ars team taking three
straight from Taylors men- The score-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-13

70 PITCHER ever jumped into the
/ sporting spotlight much more
quickly than Bill James Of the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-05-28
TRAINS Are LATE
Few Are Running on Schedule
on Kansas Roads.
Many Delays From WaShOutS
and Soft Tracks.

Practically every train entering To-
peka today was late. Some were
forced to move slowly on account OF
the soft condition of track and ballast
while others were delayed by the
heavy Missouri rains.
On the Rock Island, the trouble in
Missouri, while annoying and causing
delay, was not so great as on the Santa
Fe. No. II, from St Joseph, due 70
arrive at 1895 a.. M, was an hour
late, on account of soft tracks. No.
IL, due at 1905 p m, was thirty
minutes late. No. 81, at 1:25 p. m.
uled on time.
No. %. eastbound, due to arrive
early this morning, was hours Is
minutes late. The afternoon trains
are all billed on time, although there
is considerable doubt whether or not
they will arrive here on the regular
schedule.
According to G.. B. Hetherington.
chief clerk to A. E. Sweet, general
manager, the late trains were not tied
up at any single point but were all
moving slowly. The rain soaked
tracks did not permit any fast travel
ing. Furthermore. Rock Island Off
Gals reported more heavy rains at
Manhattan which are causing trouble.
Santa F'e in Missouri
The Santa Fe's difficulty is in Mis-
souri, and that is causing several hours
delay in west bound trains reaching
Topeka and other cities in Kansas.
No. 5, running slowly and detoured
over the Burlington from Bucklin to
Kansas City, is reported to reach Kan
sas City at 1880 p. m. and on account
of the tracks will probably not reach
Topeka until late in the afternoon.
Latest figures on trains due to arrive
in Kansas City given out this after
noon by c. w Kouns, general man
ager: No. 5, que Topeka, HOS a. m.
and arrived in Kansas City, 1880 p. M;
No. 3, in two sections, due here at
1888 a. m, arrived in Kansas City at
l and lis o'clock; No. Z, arrived in
Kansas City at o'clock; No. 1, due
here at 12:55 p. M, billed to arrive
in Kansas City at 2:30 m.
The east bound Santa Fe trains are
running only few minutes late. They
are moving more slowly than usual
Little trouble is reported by Union
Pacific officials. No. 1913, westbound,
due to arrive at 1925 p. m. was only
10 minutes late No. 104, due here at
2:20 p. m, was two hours and 10 min
untes late. This train was not tied up at
any given point, but was forced to go
at slow pace from western Kansas
to Topeka. No washouts reported by
the Union Pacific.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-05-28

Francis hospital few days ago fol-
lowing an attack of rheumatism.
Mrs Ed Miller has returned to her
home in Springfield, Mo, after short
visit to relatives and friends here.
Mrs. Harry F. Brengle and daugh-
ter Virginia left today for their home
in Hutchinson after a three weeks
visit to relatives and friends here.
Engineer James Thomas, who re-
Gently underwent an operation at the
company hospital, is recovering at his
home in Jefferson street.
Mrs. ]. E. Myers has returned to her
home in Florence, Kan, after a short
visit to relatives here.
Miss Florence Cooper of the treas
urers office and Miss Ethel Mattingly
will return next week from California.
r. G. Norris, travelling passenger
agent for the Missouri Pacific, has re-
turned to Kansas City after a short
business trip here.
Mrs. Richard Jones has returned to
her home in Fort Madison after a
weeks visit to relatives and friends
here.
Engineer Charles Leaf and Mrs.
Leaf of Argentine will spend a few
days here the last of this week
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-05-28
SANTA FE NOTES.
Items for this department may be

Mrs. S. Brentnal1, mother of En-
gineer Robert Brentnan who has been
seriously i'll in Cleveland, Okla, the
past few weeks, is improving slowly.
Mr.. and Mrs. Brentnall and Mrs. Roy
c. Jewell expect to return to Topeka
the first of next week.
Miss Mabel Jones, daughter of En-
gineer Thomas o. Jones and Mrs.
Jones, is improving at Stormont hos
pital after serious operation.
Mrs. Harry Pearsons of Argentine,
who has been visiting her daughter,
Mrs. Julius Fritz, was taken to st.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-05-28
At the Novelty.

Arthur Clamage and his musical
comedy company will open at the Nov
city Monday afternoon. presenting for
the first three days of the week the
LaSalle theater. Chicago, success, His
HighneSs the Bey." The story of the
piece is intermiXture of comedy
and drama with music and a vivacious
chorus, which combination produces
a happy effect Mr.. Clamage is q CO.
median of the Weber and Fields type
and is away from the beaten path of
low slapstick comedy. Special seem
cry. costumes and electrical effects
make this attraction above the average
musical tabloid.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-05-28
LEGAL.


samples submitted. Unsuccessful bidders
can remove their samples. Samples of
each article upon which contract is award
ed will be retained by the Boards and will
not be paid for
Particular attention is called to the FORE
going specifications, a careful reading
of the same may prevent a large number OF
Inquiries on points already covered.
Duplicate Specifications and schedules
are furnished each bidder. one to be sent
to the Secretary of the Boards, as above
provided, and the other to be retained by
the bidder. Such duplicates will be fur
nished. upon application to the Secretary
of the Board of Control, Topeka, Kan.
By order of the State Board of Control,
State Board of Corrections and State Board
of Administration.
w. f. BROOKS,
Chairman, Board of Control.
President, Board of Managers.
w. l.. BROWN,
Chairman, Board of Corrections.
ED. T. HACKNEY,
President, Board of Administration.
J. w. HOWE,
Secretary, Board of Control.
May I, 1915.
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WANTED-N1SC EILANECUS

WANTED your moving, packing and stor-
ing, piano moving and packing our
speciality. Successors to AthertOn Bros.
Phone 696. c. c. Booher Moving and Stor
age Co, 1922 % East Fourth
WE PAY highest cash prize for Ind hand
clothing. shoes, hats and overcoats.
Drop card call 1645 F. Scrinopski L
Son, 40S Kansas ave.
WE PAY the highest cash price for cast
off clothing. shoes, hats and overcoats
Drop us card call Gordon Bros loan
office, 400 Kansas ave- Phone 1919.
GOOD milk cows. fat cattle and veal calves.
w. c. A. LetZow. Tel. 257.
WANTED-Your rugs and carpets to
weave. 1907 Arch st. Phone 1862 White.
CEMENTING-Call 1858 Black for good
work. Simpson. 735 Garfield.
WEAVING. CARPETS, rugs etc. Good
work. 221 Lake. Phone 2644 White.
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AND MISCELLANEOUS ADS

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CLOSING HOUR: Want Ads to be
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office before II AS o'clock. Want Ads re-
ce1ved after that hour will be Inserted I'M
der the heading: ITO Late to Classify.
ore next day desired.
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EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES.

WANTED-Lunch counter and dining
room girls, $50 m, board, room, trans
portation; women cooks; house girls
chambermaids: women for ranch; kitchen
help; men cooks; camp cooks; men and
wife cooks; farm couples; farm hands
hotel clerks. For sale, restaurants and
hotels. Exchanges. Furman Employment
Office, S11 Kansas ave.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-05-28

corn cure of the century, the new way,
the sure. painless, simple way 1t makes
a fellow really feel foolish after he's used
eating salves, corn-biting ointments,
toe bundling bandages, blood bringing
. razors knives, files, scissors, jabbers and
what-nots. when he uses just drops of
"GETS-IT'' and sees his corn vanish. The
difference is divine. Just try 1t. You
won't vince when you put on your shoes
in the morning. "GETS-IT'' is sure, gets
any corn, cailus, wart or bunion.
..GETS-IT'' is sold by druggists every
where, 25c bottle. or sent direct by E.
Lawrence g. Co., Chicago-Ady-
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"GETS-IT" a Sure
Shot for All Corns

Use Two Drops-and They Vanish.
When corns make you almost die with
your boots on, when you try to walk on
the edge of your shoes to try to get away
from your corns, your way behind time
If You have not used "GETS-IT.' It's the
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LEGAL.
First published in The Topeka State
Journal May "a, 1851

RESOLVED, That. the mayor and board
of commissioners of The City of Topeka,
Shawnee County, Kansas, deem it neees-
sary for the best. interests of said city to
construct a public sewer within the dis
trict or territory located within the fol-
lowing described bound aries. to wit: :,
Beginning at a point the center line
of Laurel Avenue 81 feet easterly from
southerIy, parallel to and Of feet east of
the east line of Stephens Street, to the
north line of Park Avenue: thence. easter
Iy along the north line of Park Avenue to
the east line of Bates Second Addition to
along the east line of said Bates Second
Addition to the center line of Laurel Ave
nue.; thence, westerly along the center
line of Laurel Avenue to the place of be-
ginning; all in The City of Topeka.
Shawnee County, Kansas.
W. G. TANDY, Commissioner.
I. Eta NJ. Covell, City Clerk of the city
of Topeka, Kansas, do hereby certify that
the above and foregoing is a. true and
correct copy of the original resolution now
on file in my office.
[Seal.l ETA NJ. COvELL, City Clerk.
lFirst published in The Topeka State
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FOR RENT-ROOMS.


FOR Rents large unfurnished rooms
with alcove. Suitable for light house
keeping with gas range. Modern in every
respect. Splendid location. Inquire us
FURNISHED light Housekeeping rooms for
rent, strictly modern, 634 Madison. Phone
1878 Blue.
MODERN furnished rooms with individual
sleeping porch. Lucia o. Case, 1900
West 10th. Phone 2730 Blue.
MODERN furnished rooms, single
suite, 1913 Van Buren, Phone 1861
White.
ROOMS in Office Block ZIG z 9Th st.
Bath. hot and cold water. Suite with
bath in Veale Block, 625 Quincy st. l. L.
BETTER.
933 KANSAS AVE. 2 front rooms, 3 ad
joining 2299 Blue
FOR RENT modern furnished rooms,
one front BOG West Sth.
4 FURNISHED housekeeping rooms, with
piano. 205 E. Sth st. Call 640
FOR RENT-One or two furnished rooms,
private bath. HOG Van Buren,.
CLOSE IN, nice connecting rooms, house
keeping. 212 East 9th.
MODERN apartments, first floor. AIS w.
It'll. Phone 1861.
FOR RENT-Modern room on first floor,
627 Fillmore St
FOR RENT-Large cool front room, nicely
furnished; reasonable. 5013 Black.
FOR RENT rooms. upstairs. 506 Jack
SON.
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AUTOMOBILES.

FORD HOSPITAL" Headquarters for
second hand cars, expert repair work,
cars for hire by trip or hour. Open day
and night. Phone 561 Leonard eager,
manager, 412 Jackson st. Storage and sup
plies. --
TO EXCHANGE new Kimball player piano
for automobile. Booher Moving and Stor-
age Co., 419-21-23 East Fourth.
EATTERIES repaired and charged. Keele
Electric Co.. 706 Jackson. Phone
3970-W.
FOR SALEl2 cylinder Buick, Model E.
/. L. Better, New England Bldg.
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AT The THEATERS.
At the Iris.

Today. and tonight, one day only,
the Iris offers THE Shooting of Dan
McGrew." visualized depletion of the
classic poem, known to all men and
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FOR RENT-HOUSES.
FOR RENT

room modern flat, close in. ........ 90
8 room modern flat close in. $500. 1850
We'll located unfurnished rooms on Kan
sas ave-, between Sth and 9th.
VIII give long leases on any of above
to desirable tenants.
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PIANOS.

PIANOS.
ALMOST NEW, IS note player piano. Bar
gain. Call after p m. rs w. 18th.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-05-28

womenkind who read the best in liter
ature. The play is said to be one of
startling merit. Tomorrow 1.-The
Clemenceau Case" with Theda Bara,
William Shay and Stuart Holmes in
the leading roles.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-05-28
BUSINESS CHANCES.

BUSINESS CHANCES. ~ -5-s
FOR SALE.
In the best farming country of North
west Kansas: good paying hardware
and implement business and blacksmith
shop; will sell each separate or all to-
gether. Address Box LOS, Ludell, Kan
FOR SALE-One of the best selected drug
stocks in Smith county, Kan This is
a snap and will go quick at $500. Ad-
dress Model Pharmacy, Cedar, Kan.
WANTED-To sell grocery stock and rent
building and fixtures. Phone 1871 Black.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-05-28
FLORISTS.
BILLIARD AND POCKET TABLES

FOR SALE-New and secon d-hand carom
and pocket billiard tables and bowling
alleys. We lead the world in cheap fix
lures; easy payments. Send for catalogue.
Brunswick Bake Calendar Co., 1329-31
Main street. Kansas City. Mo.
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MONEY.


MONEY TO LOAN on city and farm
property, any amount, low interest rates
and most liberal terms: Call or write for
our plan. w. NJ. Forbes CO.
MONEY on city property, per cent and
per cent. On farm property per cent
and GIG per cent.
GEO. NJ NOBLE & co.
Phone 444 to 2s6S Red. 435 Kan. Ave.
MONEY TO LOAN ON real estate, city
and farm. Rates low.
STATE SAVINGS BANK
s. w. Cor 9th and Kan. Ave.
s AND 6 PER GENT
Money to loan farms and Topeka real
estate. Loans on homes or for building
homes. If you wish a new loan or have
a maturing loan or wish to change your
loan, either farm or city, write or call
BETTER REALTY q LOAN COMPANY,
New Eng. Bldg. Established 1886.
MONEY TO LOAN ON ALL KINDS OBJ
PERSONAL PROPERTY.
Horses. cattle, pianos, diamonds. house.
carriages, machinery, and to salarted peo-
pie. T. 8. Thomas, $40 Kan. Ave. Tel. 29S.
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lawn mower Il overhaul
and grind, factory process. $1.00. Tel
Howard. 1877. Free delivery
The Washington times., 1915-05-05
Weaving AS Factor In Education
Revival of Art Will Bring Health and
Become Factor in Domestic Economy.
By ANNA BOGENHOLM SLOANE

Copyright, 1915. by Mrs Anna B. Sloane }
equally good. In Sweden, the old time
domestic art of weaving has been re-
VlNed as home industry, and is util-
lied by the schools as mental and phys-
cal culture means.
DIR. Wcsterberg, famous throughout
Europe for his marvellous cures of ncr-
Vous and mental disorders, uses weaving
as the sole means for bringing health
back to his patients. The rhythmic swing
!, of the torso from left to right and right
to left, and the alternate arm movement
in throwing the shuttle back and forth,
together with the alternate stretching
Of the limbs in working the treadles
afford exercise uneQualed i'm stimulat-
ing blood circulation and muscular
force.
The soft thud of the reed against the
woof, rhythmiCally repeated, soothes the
nerves while the harmony Of color and
design in yarns stimulates and the ne
cesSity for attention upon the work
keeps the mind gently occupied. Hut
weaving is considered valuable not only
as wholesome exercise, but a'sO as a
means fnr training the mental faculties.
In learning to weave. the girl has to
figure OIt the exact amuU Il Of yarns
for warp and wOOf o. = given numh'r
/ OF fnCnCsS "a required Ter the numOcr
! Of yards OF certain breadth of ma
| terial she wishes TO produce through
! particular cOarseness. or closeness Of
The Washington times., 1915-05-05

reed. The numerous factors in thls
calculation renders it particularly N9lu,
able as means of mental exercise anu
Icing concrete. practical applications OF
arithmetic the girl will grasp them pet-
ter than she will abstract figures.
The selection of color combinations
and the relative proportions or each
color to other colors and their masslnGs'
proroUtiCned to color values ana the
breadth of weo, are valuable in train
ing the girls sense of harmony and
ba'anc" and other esthctiC faculties.
The laying up of the warp; the rum
niug of il through harness and reed; the
ty ng mp of harness and theadles; the
tying forth of warp and the weaving are
all exercises which require the active
cooperation of brain and hands.
In England, Sweden and other Euro
pCan countries a large portion of the
manufa Cturers' output of woven materi-
a is tne product of home industry That
is, to girls competent to operate them
manufacturers furnish domestic power
looms and materials and pay so much
Vard tor the finished web Because
the costs of supervision and factory
space are saved, the girls who cen
work at home earn higher wages than
those working at the factories.
why could not some such arrange,
ment he made for the girls TO do work
at home in our ctyf =
The Washington times., 1915-05-05
Modern HOmendker Must
Learn That Loin Chops
Do Not GrO7O in BuncheS
Demonstration in Cutting Meat With Lesson of Varied
Available Cuts of Steer Will Bring Better Nutrment
and More Economy to the Home.
By MRS. CHRISTINE FREDERICK


rious vegetables, and fish are in their
A Boston firm publishes for 81 four
celluloid charts showing how the vari-
GUS meats are cut up. There are, In
general, three different methods or
styles of Cutting-the New York, the
Boston and the Philadelphia. Some
New Eng and cuts. There arc also
slight variations in the way the meat
, Is cut by Western butchers, but these
variations are slight and once a woma n
has grasped the simple general plan of
cutting, II Is not difficult to see where
each section comes from
The best way to grasp the subject
! with a good book or chart. pad and
pencil, and learn theoretically how the
animal Is divided. This should be sup
plemented by an actual demonstration.
! The young bride who refused to take
q small section of loin chops because she
bunches' is not entirely the whimsey Of
| a cartoonist- We are all too much nc
customed to ask for porterhouse. rib
| roast, and tenderloin. The great area
] Of lesser known cuts-the brisket, the
plate, the flank. the shoulder chuck. and
| n host more are as unknown quantities
TO the average housewife of means
| entire anatomy Is made up Of chops and
| steak. She is almost like the family
! each one Of whom wished a leg from
| the chicken their father was carving
until their father disgustedly laid down
his fork and asked. DO you think I'm
| ca rving a spider?'
| 1t takes experience to know each piece
Of meat as 1t lies on the counter but
| 1t is an experience that pays a better
table and fatter purse.