La Junta tribune., 1915-02-20

furniture In the dining room was as
follows:
One dining room table. oak.
One set chairs fs). oak.
One sideboard, oak
Two bottles of whiskey, full.
Then the word full was strick-
en- out and replaced by empty" and
the inventory went on In handwrit-
Ing that was rather straggly. II
finished up with:
One revolving door-mat.
II was at a college football game.
The students were giving their yells.
"Rah. rah. rah. Cornell" "Rah.
rah. rah. Amherst" One tough
looking fellow who must have stray
ed In by mistake, asked a student
sitting next TO him what the noise
was about II was explained TO him
that the students were giving the
yeiis OF their different schools.
y
school or college you would certain
ly know that each school has yell.
said the student patronizingly.
Il guess went to school and grad
uated. sport. I'll give my school
yell. Rah, rah. rah. Reform school.
Reform school: Rah. rah, rah."
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Al last | have found out the best
way to ge, rid of red ants. DR.. T..
II. Brown, OF Pueblo. gave II to me
after the show last Friday night.
The question has been worrying him
on account OF the fact that he Is from
La Junta and he did not want La
Junta housewives to try some OF the
unsuccessful schemes proposed by
newspaper writer's. sporting editors.
and those who do not know the DIFF
ference between q red ant and
dutch uncle. He says the correct
way Is TO place sandpaper on the
pantry shelves. The ants In walk
ing over the shelves will wear their
feet off on the sandpaper which
causes them TO turn over and lie on
their backs. This gives them a se-
we're backache and they die soon
afterwards.
r. A. Brown. Alderman Charles
X. Moore. Louie Thiets and ! took
In the last performance OF tho Eiks'
show at Pueblo last Friday night. II
WAS a good show. the best amateur
performance I ever saw There were
four performances given and they
had u crowded house every night !
was told. Mark Mcdonnell was the
musical director and Harry l.cddy
(now Judge Leddy) and Lewis
Brennison, all of whom assisted the
Ia Junta Eiks last spring with the
minstrels, were In the east, and they
acted like professionals. There
Nsre no bad actors" they were all
good. The singers had good voices
and enjoyed the singing very much.
while the dancing seemed 10 please
the balance Of the La Junta bunch
Who were there. Pueblo has .
great many amateur actors who are
better than many professionals and
they can put on q show ~ they did
In this case. that many road CON-
Dany cannot excel. The big show
vas . Grand financial success and
sAe charity fund Of No. 80 viii re-
eeise . nice addition.
Job Jagsworth came 10 Punkviiic's .
shore. upon . breezy autumn day.
ssd then he went 20 Corkef's store
ssd said. i've settled here To stay.
a check ! looked for Isn't here. but
u Gill COMETS overdue: 70 I must
ask Of you. I fear. some credit for q
week or t~o." Old corker scratch.
"a bis snowy head. and took . paper
from . hook. - have = letter here. IS
~ said. "informins me that you're
. crook. This comes from Mudto~ n
On the Hiii. where you have lived q
year OF two. u says you never pay q
bill while there's . chance 10 dodge
10 view. 10. Nr. Jassworth. there's
ths door In which ! take an homes,
pride: ] pray you leave my store
aad soak your head = while cut
sl1e." There vas . time when dead
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