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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

UNCLE WALT: Ripping Rhymes.


- Russia none can buy fagon Of vodka rye the men
must tue the wafer Vagonhe al
reefs all grades Of critters the and
RODiON and those who lately slipped brs now ht The
pumpovh The ills Of western prohibition vouT'
ooS mere m vain you will 6nd there that one
g see IN main There's relief beggars no bp for
Russian the alleys cheso boodeggrSs n, bi
resorts he odtme tricks thar drinking won't work nee
worm cent sn nay spran his Vinknq the drugVist
Noh Iseh Oa Fussss brand Of sN prohibits country ana
wv Aho soon he prisons and her gb5e viii down mi
some one hasn't od vhopper about there the country
soon Won have pauper which had everywhere The world viii
~aeh W RUSSIAN measure so timely and
douoes note with pleasure nob from abt depa NJ
dgradauon from lying IN the ditch oh happy gresve nation
which hits the pumpovitchi Walt MASON
CcoPyHEhI 1919 By Msthes Adams,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04
THE COMMERCIAL THEATRES FAILURE
By WALTER PRIcHARo EATON
Oranatlc Grille ard Eaaa.l.t


commercially
attractions
onered In from
commercial
boz Office standpoint "a II 70 Justify tsefq
I has
failed
ABOVE edoy has failed utterly
stage mechanical
has failed provide stable
ditons for the authors finally
ndence OF the public
ente
The chief reason the
native drama Is because
the serious work Of
avovedy IL
the theatre gambling game II has failed
players keep pace
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

The great number ur uuImuurfanf
bills being dumuef into the legislative
h0rper lr CnIumhue provo ea eItua.
zion viewed with alnrn ~ the Leaders
- me House ard senate Who plan o.
enact UuIr such .aUH a. are uUceHa cary
ara tfer adjourn. DC ia recognized that
itefs naa been fHr TO- much LEGISLATION
~ almost every C0rrafFnbis subject In
he laat lev yearn The ned ia o. fat
~ ~ ao-H % re laws We have -
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

the greater safety OF persons engaged
in this hazardous work II Is the
duty OF the state. and also 10 its in
terest. 10 improve the health condi-
lions OF the people. just as much as
Il IL to provide for tho conservation
OF its natural resources and its ma.
terial interests.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

lt r. 4 fenerallI recuguifed fact that
fre rehabilitation 20 the farm nna more
'I ore from fHe rorf ruada movement
man frHw Any trolley building rrouraru
fha. be-. FNuat 20 @ chance or rnfre
.af.I n ' Tho building O fouI frada
NNiur .Nari0f % TIRE tourist fhaf de.
sIrafrs 'r dust che ruafa fhs farmer ia
faFef fn bulls. fuf ere Humffrr auto
fru"E hrinE'nr fo ne MARKETS che pro.
lHrn Hf fnr Farm and fnE.rg hack 10
The Tural towns those Articles for uffrh
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

MAJ ..ia1 comes n fHr r.EHt aHf
EIfH potent farIIs rtnriI.nr Fa o.. a
'aFrE %. iua draws upon frr clear
han ever we're born Iu fna brain %
'Laufr Lorraine. or ~ hfrrH TafrurH r-
" Turner. Or indeed fn the brain Hr any
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

The woran's suffrage amendment has
passed its first reading IN the Pennsyi-
vania House % Representative. but o.
has RI long. long way % 20 before 90
reaches the final stage Of approval
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

The war has cut a Wide swath among
the German legal profession. ak pro-
fessors. 275 Judges go lawyers ana f24
barristers having been killed 90 far.
Bullets are no respectcrs ~ persons
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

Controversy over a strip o. land ~
feet wide with the records dating back
60 1888 f. still pending in tho Pitts
burgh courts which is something on
the celebrated case % Jarndyce ".
Iarnhyca
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

The German bridge wrc~ker seems TO-
have had IN mind n further compiled
tion ~ the situation between tho United
states ard England. End 90 Io1kr a. n
ne had succeeded
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

me European war seems 20 be rssolv-
ing itself into starvation contest D.
tween the bellirerenta.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

The White House must b. iu a great
extremity 20 aDpeal Co the four Pro-
afssaivs Republicans fn the Senate fos
hstp
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

Ireserving strict neutrality IL similar
10 attempting Co humor everybody
without pleasing anybody
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

tn" b'iliE"r"rts are repeatedly r..
qHcft'd 90 c1unno their activities 20
their own back Yards
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

m We really are to have aIv weeks
more ~ winter there fa one consolation.
and that is we are aHTi,.arfIv a-rII.
mated
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

The significance Of an Alsatinn storl,
ahEhting on the Paris statue Of liberty
is open 20 many applications
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

II IL said that the German bridge dy-
namtisr resembles 3ryan. being de-
scribed a. very talkative-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

Pennsylvania receives an income Of
f2tl.ooO from hunters licenses. West
Virginia gets nothing
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04
BOWMAN CASE
NH-std Bootleegsr VIII CO On Trial
i1 Criminal coJrf This Morning
Much Interest

Howard Bowman. another alleged
DohileFEer. Win 90 on trial in criminal
court this morning. charged Vith vio.
latinE tho hosf Law Bowman was ar.
rested 90 Tho .nstiEafIon Of Fields and
Fischer state detectives. Who Will
trstifH 'haf they bought Uquor from
Bowman ON different Occasions
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

Looking FOR gas leaks with a lighted
loren is Just AZ brave as striking A
match IN a powder magazine
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

fortunately the community had time
Tor a state n preparedness FOR the ri,-
Ing waters
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

lNnaniif"- Van Horn wac not - pro-
hoi@rt On his work no the r-si
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

Clearing the road sides Of weeds for
the benefit Of hay fever sufferers may
not be class legislation. but 81 is ridicu-
lous
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

so far ths Hobbies 40 CharIsrtor bsr.
f1d poor ul.Frra
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

Local rrorrosucators r1t ore over I'd,
Prophet psrrruif
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

work a. reduced speed. evidently means
TO be safe rather than sorry.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

President Wtrer fs facing hiv first
check I1 his arrogant SWAY.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

Whse.,-E Is experiencing n-t fru
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

rh. ohio -s.a'ar. o receiving to-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-04

Puelishsd Daily. ExceEt Sunday. by the
intelligence rubnsbinE Company.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10
harrisburg Girls
Were Under Fire
HARRISON couNrYNuRsEs PLAN
RECEPTION FOR MISS COR.
MAN AND MISS MANNING.

EW--.aME-LA LI.-LaAl
Miss Mayme German and Miss Mel.
lie Manning, graduate nurses OF
tClarksburg and well known In this
city, will dock in New York on Friday
and arrive in Clarksburg, their home.
on Sunday.
The Misses German and Manning,
who!had spent the past six months do.
ing Red Cross work in the hospitals
in France, finished their time OF enlist
ment and sailed from Liverpool sew.
eral days ago for the United States
on the steamer st. Louis.
The Harrison County Graduate
Nurses Association Is making plans
for a reception to be given Misses
German and Manning when they ar.
rive in Clarksburg, plans for which
were made at a meeting Of the asso-
citation held yesterday.
Misses German and Manning have
transmitted to relatives in Clarksburg
many thrilling tales OF their work in
the hospitals Of France. According to
letters received from the young ladies,
the hospitals in which they were on
duty were often the mark for the
enemy, and shot and shell fell thick
and fast about the institution on sew.
.eral occasions. fr
Miss Emma Vernon, Of Fairmont
Hospital No. 8, and Miss Beatrice
Flynn, of Grant Town. attended the
sessions ofsthe Harrison County, Grad.
uate Nurses Association at Clarks.
burg yesterday.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10
Elmore B. Robertson
Dead, Was Long III

Elmore Brand Robertson, aged 81
years, died yesterday afternoon short.
ly before four o'clock at the home OF
his mother, Mrs. Josephine Robertson,
at the corner of High and Monroe
streets. His death was caused by
heart trouble.
Mr.. Robertson was born in Homer
City, Pa, and was united in marriage
with Miss Anna Katharine Caldwell,
OF Curwinsville, Pa, in 1896. She sur.
wives him. Three sisters, Mrs. Mary
Martin and Miss Lillian Robertson,
both, of this city, and Mrs. G. g. Stew.
art, Of Buffalo; N. Y, also survive.
Mr.. Robertson until recently was
general manager OF the General
Health and Accident Association, hay.
ing resigned from the employ Of the
company on account Of falling health.
He formerly resided in Clarksburg and
and was a member Of the Clarksburg
NJ. E. church. .
Funeral services will be held at the
home of Mrs. Robertson tomorrow at.
ternoon at $3.50 o'clock and the body
will be taken to Curwensville for In.
terment Friday morning.
Miss Olive Nay left yesterday after
noon via the Monongahela railroad for
Pittsburgh. where she will remain IN.
til after Thanksgiving the guest OF
her sister, Mrs. s. 2. Burnside.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10
CONFESSIONS OF "a WIFE

HHEILMA 81
Eliene came this morning to take
Mary and me for a ride. i have not
seen much OF Eliene lately, and ]
thought she was not looking quite as
well as usual.
How are the children? I asked. Per
fectly well and happy. she answered.
And Harry?
So engrossed in politics that he
hardly sleeps or eats. Isn,tit strange,
Margie, how a man can become alb.
sorbed in a business game to the ex.
clusion of every other thought?
/ think, my dear, that Is the secret
OF every successful man. Through
long years Of training a man Is able
to put everything he is into the thing
he Is mostSinteresteds in at the time.
We women have not those powers OF
concentration. We filter and flutter
from task to task not waiting to finish
one before we are absorbed with plans
for another and we are not able to
give over whole.hearted attention to
any one thing. Z
Then you don't think a woman can
be a successful wife and mother at
the same time, Margie? asked Mary
who had been a silent listener to
Eiiene's and my conversation.
No, I do not, in the sense that she
does not choose between them. Us.
ually after a woman has cnildren.they
come first, everything in the home is
sacrificed to their wellbeing. II the
husband is also willing ito make the
same sacrifices for the children that
the wife is they are brought nearer
together through their mutual care
Of the family.
But II the husband does not hold
this same sense of responsibility chill.
dren make the wife's lot a perfect
hades and the moro she loves them
tho worse 1t is. |
But don't you think, asked Eliene.
that women as a rule, love their. chill!
dren better than they do their hus.
bands?
She said this rather wistfully. As
II she hoped she were not different
from other women. Eliene loves her
little daughter, yes, eyensH arry's sons,
better than she does Harry. You aud
l know, little book, that after a man
has hurt his wife as Harry did Eliene
she can never love him ardently again.
A kind OF truce can be patched up but
the old love is not there.
Perhaps am wrong, Margie. she
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10
BEAUTIFUL HAIR,
THICK WAN, FREE
FROM DANDRUEF
DRAW a MOIST cLoTH THRouoH
HAIR AND DOUBLE ITS
BEAuTXskT ONCE.
SAVE YouRIHAiRI pANpRuFE pis.
APPEARS AND HAIR STOPS
COMING OUT.

Immediate?-yes. Certains-ehatss
the Joy 6fit Your ha.r becomes light
iwavy, fluffy, abundant and appears %
soft, lustrous. and beautiful as 4 youna
girls after an Application OF Dander-
inc. Also Try this-moiten q cloth
with a little Danderlne and carefully
draw It through your hair, taking one
small strand at u time. This will
cleanse the half OF dust, dirt or exces-
slye oil, and In Just q few moments
you have doubted the beauty Of your
hair. a Delightful surprise awaita
those whose hair has been neglected
or is scraggy, faded, dry, brittle Or
thin. Besides beantitytng the hair,
Dander.ne sdissolves every particle Of
%dandruff; cleanses, purifes and invfg>
crates the scalp. forever stopping Itch
ing and falling hair, but what VIII
please you most will be After Z few
weeks use, when you see new hair
fine and ,downy} at frst-yes-hut t6Al.
ly new hair growing al over the scalp.
Danderine Is TO the hair what fresh
showers OF rain and sunshine are 10
vegetation. 1t goes right TO the roots.
inyigorates and Fstrengthens them. ia
Ie%xhiliarating, stimulating and fife-pro-
ducing properties cause the hair to-
grow long, strong and beautifui,
You can surely have pretty, charm,
ing, lustrous hair, and lots OF n. Il
you will Just get o 26-cent bottle Of
Knowlton'sI Danderine from sny drug
store or toilet counter and ~ Il a.
directed.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10
PLAYS : VAUDEVILLE : PICTURES
equally important-lnf giving ever

rs equally importantAln giving every
spectator such d comprehensive and
adequate knowledge of the magical
beauty Of the Exposition.
Another district achievement in mo-
ton Photography included In the pro.
gram, hut of n5entirely different ana
omre intimate character, IS a series
Of delightful child!life in Holland.
Children always make a direct ap.
peal. IL Eheart and mind but these are
so Exceptionally captivating in their
m%anrerisras and dress, and the pho
%tography is olperfect. that no one can
witness the film without feeling the
more toyouso frit . Then, too, anoth.
er portion Of this feature will take
the audience on q boat ride through
quaint Brlgea in Belgium, past state.
flya and time.honored Sedifces and I'M
tderneath ~innnmerable bridges from
which the city derives its name. Ey-
cry view Is reminiscent of fifteenth
century splendor when tho city ri.
vailed the capitals of Europe in
wealth, fahions and commercial su.
Preulaoy. sgfg Nl2Q0 1
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10
Sherwood Music
School Branch.

The Sherwood Music School OF Chi.
'cago, which was founded nearlyitwen.
.ty years ago by William b. Sherwood.
has established a branch here. The
extension department OF this famous
school was established to extend the
opportunity for metropolitan consery.
atory training to music students who
find It announcement to leave home to
obtain It. Although extension work
has been an important and successful
feature OF university study for years,
the Sherwood Music Schooliis the only
conservatory of established reputation
to adopt this plan.
TO carrytout its plan, the extension
department OF the Sherwood Music
School establishes branches in COM
munities where the musical interest Is
sufficient to warrant 1t. Instead Of
sending a teacher from Cricago to
take charge Of such a branch. the pol
icy Of the school is to select one Of the
best local teachers and put him In
charge of the work, electing him to
membership on the extension depart
ment faculty and making him director
Of the branch.
After considerable investigation the
school determined to establish a
branch here, and has elected Miss Iva
.Ginkel as director.
The regular conservatory course has
been put into printed form, which
when studied under affiliated teachers
in the various branches OF the extern
sion department leads to the teacher
certificate and diploma. This plan
standardizes music teaching and
solves the problem Of how to give high
school credit to music pupils.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10
Aphthous Fever Has
Cost Over $4,000

CHARLESTON, W. Va, Nov. 10
HowardgE E. Williams, commissioner OF
agriculture. has reported thatthe mat
teri OF maintaining quarantine and re-
imbursing owners for slaughtered live.
stock in the fighht against the foot
and mouth disease in West Virginia
had cost the. state and federal govern.
ment more than SIS 900 each.
More than 1000 head OF livestock
and 30 persons have been treated by
the department this year.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10

continued, but II am almost sure
would choose the children instead oil
Harry II I had to choose.
lam not really necessary to Harry.
sometimes think that is one Of the
mistakes husbands make. They let
their wives see they are not absolute.
Nly necessary to them while all the
while giving the impression that what.
ever they do or how they do It, still
their wives must be utterly depend.
emit upon them.
Are all women talking on this i'm.
portant subject nowadays? asked
Mary. You see, I have never known
many women, but those that / have
known, from my laundress to- the rich.
est and evidently the happiest woman
! know-yourself Eliene-has asked
for a happier solution of married life.
Naturally, I with my tragedy behind
me, insist there hain't no such thina
but to you two happy women with
husbands who adore you the asser.
ton must sound silly.
sEltene looked at me and by intang-
tble telepathy / knew that It was not
wholly of her own case she was think.
ing. wonder gifs our friends know
more about Dick and me than we know
about ourselves and each other.
I won't5be pitied, little book. From
now on I'm going to have Just the
best time ! can, and IL Dick won't give
1t to me-well-he must blame no
one but himself.
accepted with alacrity Eliene's
invitation to her house that evening
and Mary said, III come too, IL l am
not too tried. I'd dearly love to meet
your friends. Eliene. Do you know
this may sound queer to you, but l
never met very many people, either
men or women. / was afraid to meet
men when was In the chorus and for
the first Iyear or, so after meeting Jack
! did not car to know any one else
and after that ! was too miserable to
care for any human.
sIlhave always lived In book world
andsI am almost coming to the con.
clusion that the real human worldlis
very different.
The only book world that I. have
ever known that is peopled with re.
ality, for reality means not only &C.
tions but the motives that make one
acts between your covers, little
book, and l would not dare to let
either Mary, or Eliene read tin fact
I do not believe l would dare read IL
over myself. i
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10
IPanamaPictures
ByLymanH Howe
WONDERFUL ACHIEVEMENT IN
MOTION PHOTOGRAPHY TO
BE SHOWN AT GRAND.

In recognition Of the sheer excel.
lence OF the films Of the Panama
California Exposition made by Ly.
man Fl. Howe the Exposition officials
set aside a Llman II. Howe Day
which was flttingly observed ON July
J on the wonderful plazas and ayen.
ses OF the great Exposition as San
Diego. The honor was conferred on
Mr.. Howe because the films which
will be chosen at the Grand Saturday,
matinee and night, November 10 sur.
passed the expectations of the Off
Gals not merelysin perfection OF pho.
tography and composition but what
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10
Aged Couple Badly
Hurt in Runaway

Mr.. and. Mrs. worley Straight, Of
Rivesville, narrowly escaped death.
and were painfully injured yesterday
when a horse they were driving ran,
away. dumping the buggy into ra.
vine. The horse became frightened
by a piece of paper blowing across the
road.
Mr.. and Mrs. Straight, who are we'll
up in years, were both thrown from
the buggy, Mr.. Straight sustained a
fractured arm and was bruised about
the head, while his wife sustained a
broken leg, MI. Straight being uncon.
scious from a blow on the head. The
victims were carried to a nearby
house and physicians called. They
were removed to their home today.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10

Furthermore q wealth OF hurnor
and rdirth will be embodied In the
program by those ever popular ami:
mated cartoons which. as createdab by
Howe's merry.making artists. are al
ways hailed with delight. The audi.
ence VIII also have one more oppor-
tunity 70 laugh at the greatest com:
edians Of all times entitled Our Baby
since MI. Howe In d~eference to 90
many urgent5requests has decided to
make an exceptionktoih his general rule
by repeating this films.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10
Stevens At
Princess Theatre

Emily Stevens. whose wonderful
emotional powers have won her such
notable distinction in stellar rolls on
the speaking stage and whose superb
work IN Cora found such high favor
with Metro audiences, will again make
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10

eosh!5 Some People are sFinlekyl
Ezra Wilktns-That young dude
didn't have no complaint to make last
season, but this year he's Eallus com.
plainin' about the butteri
Aunt Wilkins-What's the matter
withit?
Ezra-cussed II u know! It's the
same butter we he'd las year!i
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10
PAYS TO ADVERTISE
Noyelized by Samuel Field from the successful play by
RoilcooPER lmEeRuE1 AND WALTER sHAckETT.ss
"a quarter q a million cash Just for

/ "a quarterSof a million cash tust for
the trademark said Bronson.
"a quartenof a mil!ion?" said Mar
tin scornfnily to the quailing Bronson.
why, you ought 10 be ashamed Of
yourself to try to trim these poor boys
like. that .
The e1citcmentof putting through an
important Zeal, the winning of the bet
from John Clark. the reclamation Of
his boy Rodney and finally Rodney's
marriage with Mary Grayson, some
thing he had always wanted, ey.
hilarated, him. He.squared away like
Ambrose Peale, for all the world, and
let Bronson have a full blast.
you know that 10 Soap is worth
half a million in Chicago aloneF'
he shouted. 'sAnd you try to take
advantage Of these kids ignorance.
Why, it's outrageous, but you can't
trim me. No, sir@we wouldn't take a
million. Do you know that the sBlngo.
cracker trademark Is valued at six
million, the Honey Bee soap ut ten
million and our trademark is better
than theirs?- We're going TO advertise
all over the world That's what i'd
vertising m%eans-the power Of sugees.
tion-the psychology of print. All you
have to do is to say a thing often
enough and hard enough and 81 per.
cent Of the public'll .fall.r
well, father" laughed Mary, hear.
ing this torrent Of advertising talk
from these erstwhile conservative lips.
you've got religion"
Mr.. Martin took out q large silk
handkerchief and blew his nose quite
loudly.
"I'll settle 100000 on the lrst grand.
child" he said, "just for luck"
well we'll" said Ambrose Reale,
with a. suspicious twinkle in his eye.
believe me, It pays to advertise"
TILE END.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10

According to Willie Collier, the com.
edian, a fat woman from up state re.
Gently entered an elevator apartment
building to visit her daughter. AS the
somewhat small elevator boy jerked
the rope the old lady restrained him.
Land sakes, boy" she exclaimed.
81 am willin' to walk-you could
never pull NE up by that rope!"
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-11-10

When Human Growth Stops.
Human beings generally stop grow.
ing at the age OF eighteen.