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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1915-01-26
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Sfircnoct pcO St.'SIai.

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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1915-01-26
Tnnl Nislm-,0Gniens MinSe. ST.

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plercnoe SplDsninQer og Sohn gpe
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Winoom College
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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1915-01-26

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Williams news., 1915-03-18
UTILIZING THE SPARE TIME
No Better Employment of idle Mo- ments Can Be Made Than That
 of Reading Some Good Book.

The pursuit in leisure hours of stud les that are in some way allied to a mans daily occupation is certain to bear fruit. Even the pursuit of less vitally related studies is often surpris- ingly important in shaping a career.
 In the lives of many men-espe- cially men without hobbies-there are daily unprofitable periods when they sit lethargic, with vacant minds. They would read a book if just the right sort-a detective story, for exam ple-were at hand; but their library contains nothing new and appealing, only classic authors, Dickens, Shake speare, Thackeray, and they have read all those. On those volumes the dust has been gathered for years. Yet it is only on a second reading that a really memorable book can begin to count as an influence in any ones life. Then, less engrossed than before in the mere story and it's surprises, the reader absorbs and appreciates the wisdom, the knowledge of life, the hu- manity, the observations that have been drawn upon in the making of the book
 It is not the first reading of great books that enriches a mans mental life and assists in his development, but the second, and the third, and the fourth. For the loose and idle min utes wasted every day in vacant spec ulation or indecision there could be no better employment than the read ing of good books.
 Spare time, like spare change, should not be squandered thought lessly.-Youth's Companion.
Williams news., 1915-03-18
EASY MANIPULATION OF SKI
Motion of Foot in Walking Automat. ically Sends Person Along Over
 Surface of Snow.

If you have ever undertaken to make use of pair of skis you found that every time you made progress to the extent of an inch over the snow you immediately slid that same dis tance backward. The boy who said he could not go to school for the req son that he slid two steps backward every time he went one step forward over the ice-covered ground had a great advantage over the amateur ski CT for the reason that he could turn around and walk backward, but the fellow on the skis simply slides back the same distance he has gained, so that he cannot go anywhere until he has learned the trick of skiing.
 In Wisconsin they make use of these skis to very liberal extent and an inventive genius of that state has made an improvement on this style of footgear as is shown in the cut. A foot piece is pivoted in the ski and the front end is provided with a tilt ing "dog," moving in guides so that
Williams news., 1915-03-18
MEAT CLOGS KIDNEYS
 THEN YOUR BACK HURTS
neys If Bladder Bothers You Drink Lots of Water.

No man or woman who eats meat regularly can make mistake by flush- ing the kidneys occasionally, says a well-known authority. Meat forms uric acid which excites the kidneys, they become overworked from the strain, get sluggish and fail to filter the waste and poisons from the blood, then we get sick. Nearly all rheu- matism, headaches, liver trouble, ner- vousness, dizziness, sleeplessness and urinary disorders come from sluggish kidneys.
 The moment you feel dull ache in the kidneys or your back hurts or if the urine is cloudy, offensive, full of sediment, irregular of passage or at tended by sensation of scalding, stop eating meat and get about four ounces of lad Salts from any pharmacy; take a tablespoonful in glass of water before breakfast and in few days your kidneys will act fine. This fa- nous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia, and has been used for generations to flush and stimulate the kidneys, also to neutralize the acids in urine so it no longer causes irrita- tion, thus ending bladder weakness.
 lad Salts is inexpensive and cannot injure; makes delightful efferves- cent Whitewater drink which everyone should take now and then to keep the kidneys clean and active and the blood pure. thereby avoiding serious kidney complications.-Adv.
Williams news., 1915-03-18
INDIGESTION, N, GAS
 0R SICK STOMACH
Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends all Stomach misery in five
 minutes.

Do some foods you eat hit back taste good, but work badly; ferment into stubborn Jumps and cause sick, sour, gassy stomach? Now, MT. or Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Pape's Diapepsin digests everything, leaving nothing to sour and upset you. There never was anything so safely quick, so certainly effective. No difference how badly your stomach is disordered you will get happy relief in five minutes, but what pleases you most is that it strengthens and regulates your stom- ach so you can eat your favorite foods without fear.
 You feel different as soon as "Pape's Diapepsin" comes in contact with the stomach-distress just vanishes-your stomach gets sweet, no gases, no belch- ing, no eructations of undigested food.
 Go now, make the best investment you ever made by getting large fifty cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any store. You realize in five minutes how needless it is to suffer from indiges- tion, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv.
Williams news., 1915-03-18
GRANDMA USED SAGE TEA
 TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR
She Made Up Mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur to Bring Back Color,
 Gloss, Thickness.

Almost everyone knows that Sage Tea and Sulphur, properly compound. ed, brings back the natural color and lustre to the hair when faded, streaked or gray: also ends dandruff, itching scalp and stops falling hair. Years ago the only way to get this mixture was to make it at home, which is mussy and troublesome. Nowadays, by asking at any store for 'Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy" you will get a large bottle of the famous old recipe for about 50 cents.
 Don't stay gray! Try it! No one can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as 1t does it so naturally and evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at time. by morning the gray hair disappears, and after another ap- plication or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark. thick and glossy Adv.
Williams news., 1915-03-18

at the back and gradually grow mar rower at the sides and front finally disappearing at the top fastening ot the bodice. But they also require wir ing with the finest of silk-covered wire, to give them the sprightly pose required.
 One of the new collars of sheer ba. tiste finished with fine embroidery is shown in the picture given here. It is a good example of a type of collar which is featured among the new dress accessories for spring. Equally strong as a novelty, the new yer; high, standing collars (high at the front as well as the back), attached or unattached to the blouse, are com manding much attention and may prove the favorites. Just at the mo ment the sheer collar, high at the back and turned over, open at the throat, is liked finished by a band of narrow black velvet ribbon which ties over it around tEe throat and ap pears to support it, although fine wires really do the work.
 There is a lot of wear in the col lars of embroidered batiste; they pro, vide an inexpensive and dainty means of freshening up the dress.
Williams news., 1915-03-18

THE new collars give one the choice ! of barring the throat, leaving it more or less yelled, or covering it com pletely. But almost without exception they are high at the back, many of them very high, and the neck is lost to view. In the greater number the throat is open, there are flaring revers at the side and turnover portion at the back. Within these lines the va riety of ways in which the collars are cut is really bewildering. To judge by this, everyone is to wear novel things in neckwear, and every style is to be suited.
 Besides the turnover collars, with revers at the sides and vestees at the front, there are smart styles with standing plaits across the back. These are cut squarely off at the sides, leav- ing the throat uncovered, but are fin ished with a long vestee at the front These, like other standing effects, are supported by fine wires. They are very high, reaching not much below the top of the ears
 Then there are the graduated ruff1es of fine lace which are favorites on gowns of lace and net and on after noon gowns of taffeta or faille or crepe de chine. They are not so high
Williams news., 1915-03-18

that is wired with fine wire, to curve outward from the ears and neck
 This smart little affair is trimmed and occasional clusters of the smallest chiffon roses set about the face. It is finished with a rosette of the ribbon at each side
 The third cap was made of fine dot ted swiss and shaped like a baby's cap. frill of cluny lace, very scant, fell about the face, and an insertion of the same was set in about the crown. Between the insertion and the frill narrow band Of ribbon ex- tended about the cap, ending in long loops and ends at the left side.
 The fanciest and most novel of caps in this gay array had a puffed crown of colored silk set in a brim of Irish lace. The lace was wired to stand out in four points one at the front, one at the back, and one at each side. It had no trimmings, the richness of the lace making this unnecessary.
 Many simple caps were shown made of lowered voile and marquisette. capes of the material and were trimmed with lace and little ribbon roses in several colors. One of the prettiest of all was made of sheer openwork swiss embroidery for the puffed crown, and a double ruff1e of lace about the face. Satin ribbon two inches wide was twisted about the crown and tied in a bow at the front JULIA BOTTQMLEY.
Williams news., 1915-03-18
BILIOUS, HEADACHY,
 SICK "CASCARETS'
Gently cleanse your liver and sluggish bowels while
 you sleep.
Get a 10-cent box.

Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi. ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul breath-always trace them to torpid liver; delayed. fermenting food in the bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
 Poisonous matter clogged in the in- testines, instead of being cast out of the system is re-absorbed into the blood. When this poison reaches the delicate brain tissue it causes con- gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick ening headache.
 Cascarets immediately cleanse the stomach, remove the sour, undigested food and foul gases, take the excess bile from the liver and carry out all the constipated waste matter and poisons in the bowels.
 A Cascaret tonight will surely straighten you out by morning. They work while you sfeep-a 10-cent box from your druggist means your head clear, stomach sweet and your liver and bowels regular for months. Adv.
Williams news., 1915-03-18

TT HE plainest of boudoir caps, such ! as that one pictured i.ere will serve to introduce a coterie of others far more elaborately made. The sub- 5ect of boudoir caps is inexhaustible; they are as varied, almost, as the faces they so prettily set off. Dain- tiness is the most lasting of fem mine charms, and the boudoir cap is an expression of this.
 Displayed in a New York shop are a half dozen or so styles, that run the scale from the simplest to the most elaborate. The first one con- sists of puff of plain crepe de chine for the crown, which is gathered over circle of wire that fits the head Lace, about three inches wide, plaited in narrow side plaitings. is sewed in- side the edge of the cap about the front, extending from one temple to the other. A second length of the plaited lace is sewed in, extending from ear to ear. The lace is then turned back off the face and tackled to the crown, forming a coronet of lace about the face.
 Where this plating leaves off, a third length is sewed in the cap and is left hanging over it's neck. A TO- sette of narrow ribbon is sewed to each side
 The next cap is made of all-over shadow lace with the puffed crown shirred over a circle of wire A frill of very narrow lace extends about the front of the cap. Across the back theys ts a scant frill of wider lace
Williams news., 1915-03-18
Ignorance Was Bliss.

A raid had been made on a negro gambling house and a dozen inmates arrested. In police court the next morning each of the accused was heard in turn. The last in the row was a large, scared-looking negro.
 Well" asked the judge, what do you know about this easel"
 "Whe? Me?" asked the negro.
 "Yes, you"
 Well, just tell yo'. All knows about dis case is dat I was dar!"- Green Bag.
Williams news., 1915-03-18
A Shortened Visit.

"Did the little girl from next door have good time?" inquired the fond mother.
 ''pm not sure, mamma" said the wise child. Her nurse said she could stay two hours, but I gave her some lessons on how to behave when on a visit, and read to her several chap ters from that dear little book you gave me called 'Punctilious Points for Polite People, and she went home an hour earlier"
Williams news., 1915-03-18
That Cured Him,

You should have seen the way Wuf. fes moaned over his petty ailments. He was one of those chaps who were always bewailing their i'll state of health, when all that is really the mat ter with them is the need of a little featuring.
 "Oh, my chest, doctor!" he walled to his physician one evening. My lungs feel so compressed Some peo- pie tell me to inhale sulphur fumes. Others recommend a seaside holiday. What would you advise me to do?"
 ''Try fresh air." said the doctor shortly. Five dollars, please"
Williams news., 1915-03-18
Limitations of Art,

The head of certain Washington family was recently approached by his son, just nearing his majority. Father" said he, q want talk with you concerning my future. I have decided to become an artist. Have you any objections?"
 The old gentleman scratched his head effectively and replied:
 "Well, no, son-provjded, of course, that you don't draw on me-"
Williams news., 1915-03-18
SELF SYMPHONIC
With cuticura Soap 10 Most Comfort ina and Beneficial. Trial Free.

Especially if preceded by touches of Cuticura Ointment to spots of dan druff and itching on the scalp skin. These supercreamy emollients meet every skin want as we'll as every toilet and nursery want in caring for the skin, scalp, hair and hands.
 Sample each free by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY, Boston. Sold everywhere-Adv.
Williams news., 1915-03-18
Cause of Unhappiness.

The unhappiest people in the world are those who have nothing to do, who feel within them pent-up energies which have no outlet, apparently. We pity the overworked drudges and they deserve sympathy without any doubt, but they are fortunate compared with the people who have nothing to do.- Girls Companion.
Williams news., 1915-03-18
The Female of the Species,

q tell you, sir," said the sad-eyed passenger with the bargain-counter tie. "all women are born gamblers"
 That's right" observed the button drummer. And they nearly always win when they play hearts to catch diamonds"
Williams news., 1915-03-18
State of Colorado
Letter to Dr. Kilmer C. Co. Bindharnton. N.

Prove What Swamp Root Will Do For You
 Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer 6 Co.,, Binghamton, N. Y., for sample size bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable in- formation, telling about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be sure and men tion this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one-dollar size bottles for sale at all drug stores Adv
Williams news., 1915-03-18
Progressing on Skis.

it is maintained in an upright position The dog protrudes through the bot tom of the runners so that with each step the dog takes hold of the ground as the pressure of the toe is exerted to propel the operator. The mere act of walking with the ski on the feet sends one along over the surface of ice or snow automatically.
Williams news., 1915-03-18
A Natural Fear.

Old Hound-Come, come! What are you shivering about?
 The Pup-Why, I just heard the master say he'd have to put me through the mill.
 Old Hound-Yes; he's going to train you for the hunting.
 The Pup-Oh! I thought he meant the sausage mill. - Pittsburgh Dis patch.
Williams news., 1915-03-18
Next Branch.

Young Lady-How is ts you don't come to Sunday school, Katie?"
 Katie-Oh, please, miss, Pm learn ing French and music now and mother doesn't wish me to take up religion till later