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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1915-09-16
County Correspondents
SUMNER

John Wood went to Cleveland last
Monday to spend few days with his
sons, Irving and Worden.
Nicola Vessels and Otis Seaman are
attending school at Alma.
+. j. Tucker made a business trip
to Flint Wednesday.
DR.. Graham and wife attended the
fair at Detroit last week
l. O. Hunt attended the Soldiers
Reunion at Lansing last week.
John Robinson attended the fair at
Detroit last week.
Mr.. and Mrs Frank Fountain Of
St. Louis were Sumner callers Thurs
day.
Will Peck was an Alma visitor
Thursday.
John Ferris is building an addition
to his house.
School commenced last Monday with
Glen Ferris as Principal and Ruth
Graham as primary teacher.
c. A. Button and wife of Alma
came Saturday to spend a few days
with their son Amos and family.
William Guthrie, president of the
S. d. A. Conference, held services at
the church Saturday and baptised
four members.
Alfred Stearns and family of Stan
ton spent the week end with his par
ents, H. Stearns and wife.
Miss Wilma Wickerson of Remus
is attending school here.
Will Manning is building an addi-
ton TO his garage.
Mrs. L. d. Ayers was a Carson City
caller Thursday.
Ellis Ayers has rented the shop of
J. w. Hammontree and will put in a
shoe repair shop and second hand
goods store.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1915-09-16
MARRIED IN DETROIT MONDAY
Miss Emily Tam and Fred Porter
College Students Wed First
of Week.

Fred Porter of Milford, student
in M. A. c. last year and for two
years a student in Alma College, and
Miss Emily Helen Tam, 1915 grad
uate of Alma High School, were mar
ried at Detroit one week ago last
Monday. Even intimate friends did
not have knowledge of the affair until
a week after it was pulled off. Some
time in the sweet bye and bye some
party of prospective wedding princi-
pals will have a heart and have good
old fashioned home wedding at which
their friends may be present TO give
it their official sanction, blessings and
rice. The marriage ceremony was
held Monday evening at 1880 o'clock
at the home of Rev. Cameron, pastor
of the Emanuel Presbyterian Church
of Detroit, on Grand Boulevard. Mr..
and Mrs. +. A. Smith formerly of this
city were also present. Following the
ceremony the newlyweds took the
boat for Buffalo From there they
went to Niagara Falls on their honey
moon.
The groom, who halls from Milford,
spent his freshman and sophomore
years in Alma College, going to NJ. A.
c. last year While here he became
acquainted with Miss Tam. The
bride has lived in Alma for several
years where she attended the public
schools. In high school she showed
great ability in oratory and public
speaking.
Mr.. and Mrs. Porter will live at SD
Linden Avenue during the coming
year while Mr.. Porter is taking work
at the college,
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1915-09-16
VOTERS ABSENT FROM HOME
MAY CAST BALLOT BY MAIL
New Law of Advantage to Students
and Travellers.


and Travellers.
Another law which goes into effect
this year and which will make con-
siderable more work for County Clerk
B. L. Case and for the various city,
village and township clerks is the
absent Voters Act"
Under this act legal voters who are
absent from their voting precinct at
elections may cast their ballots
through the mail. 1t is expected the
privilege will be used largely by stu
dents and commercial travellers and
may also be used to some extent by
soldiers.
A legal voter expecting to be absent
from home, may, any time within
thirty days before an election, make
affidavit that he expects to be away
from home. Before election the town
ship, city or village clerk will mail to
the voter a ballot, who marks the bal
lot, makes affidavit that he did vote,
and returns the ballot to the clerk, so
that it may be deposited in the ballot
box before the polls close. Should
the voter return and desire to vote in
his precinct he must deliver the un-
used ballot that has been mailed him
to the clerk of the election board. who
will cancel il and he may then vote
in the regular way.
To provide ballots for absent voters,
the county clerk must send to each
clerk two packages of each kind of
ballots twenty-five per cent of each
being for absent voters.
Hitherto if students of the college
who lived out of town wished to vote
they were compelled to return to their
various voting precincts. This usually
entailed larger expenditure Of
money which the students could not
afford. Under this new law the mat
ter is very much simplified. There
are about twenty or thirty students
in this college of voting age. There
are also large number of commercial
travellers living in Alma, but mas
much as the majority of these return
to the city nearly every evening after
work, this law will not effect this class
of voters much.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1915-09-16

A country deacon went nome one
evening and complained TO his wife
that he had been abused down at the
store shamefully. "One OF the neigh
bors" he said, called me a liar" Her
eyes flashed with indignation. why
didn't you tell him to prove it?" she
exclaimed. That's the very thing
that's the trouble replied the hus-
band; Il told him to prove ii. and he
did"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1915-09-16

The baton" borne by generals in
the French armies and by the mar.
shals of other nations is emblematic
purely simply a mark of their office.
The title of field marshal" is not
known in the United States army.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1915-09-16
}. p. LOSEY
Registered Optometrist
Your eyes carefully tested and fitted
119 SUPERIOR ST. ALMA, MICH


Noted for many queer institutions.
Cairo has the unenviable reputation Of
being the home of the ~.deadest uni
versity In the world" This is Ell
Ezhar. the great Moslem university,
which schools its 1000 students on
the Ptolemaic theory of the universe
which makes the earth the center OF
the solar system around which the
SUI. and stars revolve.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1915-09-16

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE:-16O
acres of land near Clare CO. Price
right. j. G.. Kress. 1904-t1
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1915-09-16
Cynical Comment.

Every man is as Heaven made him,
and sometimes great deal worse
cervantes.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1915-09-16
Striking New Shades in Dress Goods

tall DO
ID shades will be the rule The lighter shades will be sky
checks black and white will be
Also the vsand,p andp shades.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05
IF HAIR Is TURNING
GRAY, USE SAGE TEA
Don't Look Old! Try Grandmother's
Recipe to Darken and Beauty
Gray, Faded, lifeless Hair.

Grandmother kept her hair beanti-
fully darkened, glossy and abundant
with brew Of Sage Tea and Sulphur.
Whenever her hair fell out or took on
that dull, faded or streaked appear
ance, this simple mixture was applied
with wonderful effect BY asking at
any drug store for 'Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Hair Remedy" you will get a
large bottle OF this old-time recipe.
ready to use for about 80 cents. This
simple mixture can be depended upon
to restore natural color and beauty
to the hair and is splendid for dan
druff. dry, itchy scalp and falling hair.
A well-known druggist says every
body uses Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur.
because 1t darkens SO naturally and
evenly that nobody can tell 1t has been
applied-its so easy to use, too. You
simply dampen a comb or soft brush
and draw it through your hair, taking
one strand at a time. BY morning
the gray hair disappears; after am
other application or two, 1t is re-
stored TO its natural color and looks
glossy. soft and abundant. Adv.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05
'CASCARETS" ACT
ON LIVER; BOWELS
No sick headache, biIiousness.
bad taste or constipation
by morning. (
Get a 10.Cent box.

Are you keeping your bowels, liver.
and stomach clean. pure and fresh
with Cascarets, or merely forcing a
passageway every few days with
Salts, Cathartic Pills, Castor Oil or
Purgative Waters?
Stop having a bowel wash-day. Let
Cascarets thoroughly cleanse and reg
ulate the stomach, remove the sour
and fermenting food and foul gases.
take the excess bile from the liver
and carry out OF the system all the
constipated waste matter and pOisons
in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will make you
feel great by morning They work
while you sleep-neyer grippe, sicken
or cause any inconvenience. and cost
only 10 cents a box from your store.
Millions OF men and women take a
Cascaret now and then and never
have Headache. Biliousness. Coated
Tongue, Indigestion. Sour Stomach OK
Constipation Adv.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05
NATIONS WITH SMALL ARMIES
Three, at Least, Should Have Little
Trouble in Disbandlng Their
Military Forces.
tain in centuries, and his

If ever the disarmament of the
world occurs, there will be several
countries that will not have much TO
do in that line. such as, for instance,
Monaco. the; army Of which comprises
IS guards. 70 carbineers and 20 fire
men.
Another diminutive army is that OF
the Grand Duchy OF Luxembourg,
which numbers 135 gendaEmes;se27O %
volunteers, and so musicians The re-
public of San Marino can put in the
field total Of nine companies con
sisting OF $50 men and 3S officers
commanded BY ID marshal. The army
on. a peace. footing consists ,of one
company of SO men. 49,.
The fighting force Of the BLACK re-
public" Liberia, is composed Of 700
men and almost as many officers. Ii
IBERIA, however. evidently considers Its
army a formidable one, since. upon
the occasion Of hostihties between any
of the powers. 1t always issues q proc
lamation OF neutrality.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05
Conservative Estimate.

Jem Snedeker. an East Tennessee
farmer, would only admit that the sun
had bright side by specializing that
the other side was probably dark. The
preacher, looking over Jem's farm.
said that the wheat crop looked fne
and plentiful. But Jem put ii this
way:
ITS a pretty good crop. what there
is OF tan there's right smart OF 1t.
sech as ii is"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05

MI D. W. 0'n''"'' ed for four, years
and was in a nervous state and very
much depressed. The doctors medi-
cine didn't help me, 30 | decided to
try Dodds Kidney Pills, and | cannot
say enough to express my relief and
thankfulness. as they cured me. Dia-
mond Dinner Pills cured me OF Con-
stipation.'
Dodds Kidney Pills. SOC. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints. also music Of National Anthem
English and German words) and rec
ipes for dainty dishes. All sent free.
Adv.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05
BypIay MinstrcIs.

Mister Interlocutor, can you tell
me the difference between an Irish
soldier and q Scotch soldier when
fighting in the trenches with the al
lies?"
NO, Mr.. Bones, ! cannot. vii! you
eluCidate the difference"
"One says he is kilt with the cold
and the other says he Is cold with
the kilt"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05
Apotopriate Name,

What do you cal! this vine on Your
wall?"
Il call 1t the bouncer vine" "-.'i
=. "Why do you give 1t such a name
as that?"
because it is always throwing out
suckers" ..,.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05

chemical analysis OF one OF these
showed 1t to be a hydrous borosilicate
Of sodium. and the name Searlesite Is
proposed for the new mineral, after
John w. Searles, the pioneer. who put
down the deep we'll from which the
specimen came. .--.-s. ..t,---,
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05
SUFFERED FOR FOUR YEARS.

Mr.. J. NJ. Sinclair of Olivehil,.
Tenn, writes: Il strained my back.
which weakened my kidneys and
caused an awful bad backacha and
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05

inham nation :, ,Or
the bladder. la
ter | became SO
much worse that
I consulted q
doctor. who said
that | had Dia-
betes and":that
my heart. Yasrat-
fected. I suffer
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05

r. .ssesgsifslhew Wteerat.a Fa.!ta3rg
.sriIRet}aei caurHee otrseceat ,mieroseopi-
yealIstudy Ma 1xmber of samplesofrom
the aid Geanles:zdeep. well at Searlss
slak dSan BexnardinD, county Califor-
MA, Saveshl pdaerals,were found which
could not be. determined optically. A
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05

Cleveland Washington boys
officials: teller
AlyA- -Rigglesi sasbiersax.a# II -
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05
indian Farmers UP to Date.

Sion T. Falls-rWhat is believed to be
the. gnfy strictly Indian farmers or
sanizafion in the northwest has been
formed. by: members OF the Yapkton
tribe .Oa :SieuN Indians The organiza-
.tien will. be known as the WfitesSwan
fndian Farmers association. and: .its
.Dbjeet is to sronse renewed interest
among its members in. all, branches Of
modern farming, so the Indians may
prosper to as great an extent as the
white farmers Of the region surround
ing they reservation The new and
unique association elected the follow
ing officers; President. John Gass-
man; vice president, Thomas Hunter:
secretary, Peter Shields. At their first
meeting Indian members of the new
association discussed various topics.
Including. corn cultivation, the profits
10 indians in raising small punches OF
i've ,iftgf stock, success and errors made by
Indians in growing wheat and corn,
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05
When Your Eyes Need Care

Use Murine Eye Medicine. No Sma arting Feels
Fine--Acts Quickly. Try II Tor Red, Weak,
Sore Eyes and Granulated Eyeiids. ,Muriaess
compounded by our Oculists-not . "Petene
Nedicine"-but used In successful Physictahs
Practice for many ears. Now dedlcated 20
the bile and sold by Druggists at soc per
Bo,t n Eye Salve In Assptic nIbes,
25c and SOC. 'rite for Book oi the Eye free.
Murine Eye Remedy Company. Chicago. Ad~
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05

Don't strike a man because you
think he Is a coward. He may be your
eQual-and then some.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05
Good increases in Crops.

- Belle Fourche.-The crop report OF
the Belle ,Fourche project for 1914
shows aeyefy substantial increase in
practicaHy all products. Alfalfa. corn.
oats and barley show the greatest
gainss some: of these increasing 100
per feent,: The 1914 total value of all
.cropshrased was worth $4,000 more
than the 1g13serop, while the value
per'aere' Increased s250. The live
stock mas Kept pace with the other
farm products and shows at the close
~or rfsf4 an Increased total value over
the previous year Of $4,000.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05
STORM y. WEATHER IN SERvIA

~. II /. Tt'nEsJ ,Ettt'ff All s,lasifijF'f.f1
ngs tr-i,iHn, H:f+'i.srA g5! .T:.o~r t.gi'
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05

;7on G!iw ets~Ai
~3e fiisafj%: !,
,s.i al - -iftnre
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1915-02-05

Among tbegsaS3sttss Asssa sgll Be dsH
cussed at the meeting as& III classFSE
get them; afntddieA. and4hsSsn ssi
them; scheduled systematfrrAr{ll}t and,
traWinS; commissions, both 0f3Giiiaffs
and upon promotion; public in taf4stsf
sId why it is4neede4,a ,a astIika anty. fieiHI
Cook tng :an ntaheaYsf eaupa afens. and>
the d,festion 81 ,~kat .fI5 ~ gHaraf3ill do
this sppiner, Tie ,r.sstrf fitnatan form
ior the meeting lis the IL tvIIl Ian fhniform
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-28
&@%%4 @4%% &@
LArE MARKET REPORT

49, Associated IrrHs
PORT WORTH MaA tiors
Nccsipls lss0. tru csnt hHher hsht
3uWf.lt
Cattle Eeeciafs noo stcsd, hcoyca
sest SOC
sheep Receipts isoo nny ccnts
lower iainhs AQaffHft
KANSAS CITY May ri Hogs
isc,ctpts teaa. hiebcrI nuik tspffti.
.Cattla sRrsripgs ace, lower. south
trn attgra TghmNbr
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-28

Avoid headache, r
Of TIE Blood, consills
taking a cup Of
MAS TEA. BIS I
for children. Ple's
take sweeten ara
an ordinary tea. -
cents
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-28

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Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-28

nAurY D. CuANry
WHii
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-28
NATIONAL LEAGUE

mpi"a h'r'er 'na 'l'r'
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-14

paper that lived on it's advertising
mainly, and I know what it means to
be boycotted by advertisers because
they didn't like the policy Of my
newspaper.
I know that there isn't an honest
journalist in this country and the
great bulk Of them want to be honest
who wouldn't prefer to publish a
newspaper that gives its readers the
truth about every matter that con-
Germs them; and know that most Of
them simply can't do it because Of
the fear that they viii be punished
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-14
Of which will be A FREE PRESS IN
THIS COUNTRY AND VERY LIKE
LY IN THE ENTIRE CIVILIZED
WORTH

We bOasting Americans have
always boosted our free press and
free speech, and have never had
either have had over thirty years
active experience in the newspaper
business. 1 have been reasonably
successful And 1 make that state
ment about a free press, knowing
what 1 am talking about.
know what it is to publish a news
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-14

BIG BUSINESS WORRIED ABOUT THE
day OOK---COCHRAN EXPLAINS
BY N. D. COCHRAN
am reliably informed that some very big Big Bust
ness Representatives of Big Business in Chicago very
much concerned about The Day Book and its attitude
toward business and that of the most inhuen
taI Big Business in Chicago trying to devise
ways and means to change the attitude of The Day
Book
don't know just what report Mr. Glenn has made
the interested prominent leading and best citizens
but probably give them more intelligent report
that he has made, and willing to do it.
And am also willing to give them fairly accurate
line of what my attitude and hence the attitude of The
Day Book is toward business now and will continue tc
be so long as edit and publish this newspaper.
have announced it before, but will announce agar
that the publication of this adless newspaper In Chicago
the beginning of revolution in journalism the enc
O be A FREE PRESS IN
COUNTRY paper that lived its advertising
CIVILIZED NANNY ana know Wha means .
IL 10y 49,; guSu 1T ny 4L Io S Ooa 10
We boasing Americans have nevysnaner ~
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1915-03-12

was 5O.54. In one other year since
1905, the independents have ship
ped more than half the season S
tonnage, that being in 1910, when
their percentage was SOFA. In
1907 and 1908 they shipped only
a. per cent, while in 1906 their
percentage was AZ. In 1909 they
shipped 40 90 per cent aud in 1911 ],
47.3 per cent. Their record of
having shipped more than half the
seasons tonnage in four out of the
last five years demonstrates clearly
the strength of the independent
ore interests.
Shipments by the United States
Steel Corporation under the Hill
lease, +" which was surrendered at
the close of 1914, totaled 6,013.75S
tons, or slightly more than the
minimum movement of 5000, 900
tons provided for under the terms
of the lease. Shipments under
this lease in 1907 were 1877 ,270
tons; in 1908, sos tons; in 1909,
Al, 524 tons; in 1910, 2,152,9 77
tons; in 1911, 5,499.759 tons;
in 1912, 1890, 500 tons, while in
1913 they were 5,236,SS9 tons.
Shipments by mines in gross tons
under the Hill lease" for the last
three wears were.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1915-03-12
1914 ORE SHIPMENTS
Over 100000 Tons Short Of
the Shipments Of 1918
VermiIiOn Range Shipped 549,6O7
Tons Less Than Last Year
(R. V. Sawhill in Iron Trade Review

The official figures just compiled
by The Iron Trade Review showing
shipments of iron ore from the
Lake Superior district in 1914,
reveal with striking particularly
the extent of the decline in the ore
trade last year. Total shipments
were 32.729,726 tons, compared
with 40, 947,116 tons in 1913, a
decline of II PIT. 800 tons, or "a. Al
per cent.
The lake movement in 1915 was
80, O21, 1897 tons, against 49.O7O,-
Ats tons in 1913, a loss of II, O4S,-
sci tons. The all-rail shipments
last year were 7O7 1929 tons, a de-
cline of 1853, 800 tons from 1918,
when they totaled $40, 63S tons.
The total shipments in 1914
were the lowest for any year since
1904, with the exception of 1908.
They fell below 1911 by $4,000
tons. The all-rail movement was
higher than in 1908 and 1911, but
with those exceptions was lower
than in any other year since 1904.
For the third successive year the
independent ore mining companies
shipped more than half of the ton
mage. Their percentage of the
total shipments in 1914 was 5000,
fractional gain over 1913, when
they shipped 1904 per cent of the
total. In 1912 their percentage
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1915-03-12

THE Minnesota Farm Lands as
ISOLATION and the 500 Line have
come to an agreement by which the
railroad will spend $4,000 to
advertise Minnesota. A committee
OF the association and the immigra-
ton department of the 500, have
worked out the details of the plan
Pamphlets dealing in detail with
the farming conditions in every
county in the state will be publish
ed as the first step. 1t is announced
that there are more than O,OOO,O OC
acres of fertile wild land in Mime
sofa, capable of supporting 100000
new families, or approximately
1000, 900 people.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1915-03-12

IT is not what you do, but how
you do it that makes the difference
between success and failure. In
this day of push and struggle and
close competition, nothing but skill
can succeed. Skilled labor always
commands its price. Therefore, if
you would succeed, be specialist.
DO some one thing and do it we'll
do it better than anv one else can
do it, and whether it be the pro-
duct of hands or brain, it will COM
mand a price, and, what is more,
the respect of your neighbors.
Does any one look down on the
man or woman who bravely makes
the best of themselves? No,
success commands respect. You
give in turn for the money you
earn something which is moneys
equivalent your skill. You will
not obtain any large amount of
money without giving moneys
worth. Skilled labor, whether of
the hands or brain. is moneys
worth, and does not fail to obtain
it.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1915-03-12

ing. But after they have been mar
ried for awhile they want two differ
ent parlOr suits.
The lad who loafs around and owes
everybody in town is the same fellow
who is deeply worried because the
Panama canal isn't paying expenses.
The old fashioned poker player who
used to walk around his chair to
change his luck now has son who
can deal diamond from the bottom
when his stack gets low.
Before he gets her he thinks she is a
humming bird. After he gets her be
discovers that she is screech owl
Conscience may help some. But the
fear of getting caught is what keeps
most of us straight
A woman may have no aim in life
But she always seems to hit the target
Husband
There isn't any fun in fishing if you
have to catch fish for Il living
Before she gets him she believes all
he tells her about his prowess as an
athlete. After she gets him she dis
covers that about the only sport he ex
GELS i'm is throwing the bull
Once in awhile father will play foxy
when he comes home with a fine bun
on. and he will carefully hide his mon
ey so mother won't find it. And then
he will get up with a big head and a
dazed feeling and stall around for an
hour trying to remember where he hid
the blame money.
The first baby gets a silver mug, a
gold ring, an ivory ratte and about
5000 worth Of fine baby clothes. But
the sixth baby is lucky if it gets two
bibs and ten cent box of corn
starch.