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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04
Lmburger Onions Tobacco Chewing Filthy
BAND CONCERT SUNDAY
Entertainment at Vermont Soldiers
Home in the Afternoon

There will be band concert at
the Vermont soldiers home at 3
O'Clock Sunday afternoon with the
following program:
March-Air Queen Caccayelli
Waltz-Golden Sunset Hall
Mazurka-La CZarine Came
Med Oyerture-Remick's Hits Lampe
Selection-Grand American Fantasia
Bendix
electon-The Firefly Eriml
March-Gethsem Commandery
Fulton
The Star Spangled Banner
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

There will be an important meeting
of the + NJ. T. A. b. society in their
rooms in the opera house block Sun
day after late mass All members
are requested to be present.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04
w EATHER.
Partly cloudy tonight and Sunday,
not much change n temperature.
Newspaper Man recommends It

r. h. Wentworth of the st. James,
(Mo) News, writes: 1.-TWO months
ago | took a severe cold which set
tied in my lungs and had such pains
in my lungs ! feared pneumonia. |
got a bottle of Foley's Honey and Tar
and it Strengthened me up immediate
ly. / Can recommend it to be a gem
uine cough and lung medicine Many
mothers write this reliable medicine
cured their children of Group. Hay
fever. and asthma sufferers say it
gives quick relief.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

FOR sALE-rbe large brick dwelling on
formerly occupied by tho lsue Anna G 'ark.
This house has spacious grounds aud contains
fourteen large rooms besides pantry, bath
room, large wood shed aud four room cellar.
II is equipped with all modern improvements.
This place, which is one OF the tnt st desirable
in bennington, will be sold ut u very reason-
Hea1y or Edward j. Hall. Bennington. 4stf
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04
Did You Ever Meet the Makes Hearty Meal
NO PAPER MONDAY

Monday being a legal holiday there
will be no issue of the Evening Ban
ner. Tuesdays paper will contain
the news OF both days.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

FOR sALE-The Worthington homestead
In North Remington, VT, consisting OF 2
story houss. porch across entire front and ratt
of each side. hot ar furnace, kewanee water
system, bath room and acetyine gas plant
Large, roomy barn. suitable for garage. cemeut
walks, nice lawn, gravel driveway; =; also gar.
den. Lot has frontage OF over 10) feet. An
ideal place for anyone desii ing IL hOI.e with all
modern improvements. Will bd sold re'tsona-
bic. Inquire Of Il. A. Jones, Fret National
Bank, or of Mrs. w. X. Worthington. on
premises, North Bennington. VT 6jtf
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

TOR SALE Standing, $50 It, OF picket fence
4 on the east ide OF The yills 90 cemetery,
on Morgan ST. Apply 10 Mis- Valentine Pres't
Village Imp. Society. Tel. &5-M. 1916
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

FOR SALE-One four cylinder five passe lger
IS morse power Interstate touriog car.
This car il in excellent condition ana VII I've
sold at a very Low figure. Il. w. Williams,
The Remington uarilge. ltt
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

FOR SALE Rabbit ami coon hound puDs
and yearlins dogs the hast and oldest strain
in the ct untry. Satisfaction guaranteed oS
price. william Martin, No. Bennington VI.
67tl
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

LOR SALE Have II coed silver cornet, with
case. Will sell cheap. Inquire 235 Sch Of
sreat b9ti
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

For SALE Full blooded. year old .le sey
bull, ready tor service Inquire OF Lep''
Grout Arlington, vt X. +. d. NO. .. 'Jo'
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

lOR SALE-Farm of lC9 acres, good six
room house. horse barn. and wagon shed,
orchard of 30 trees, abundance of wood for
homo use, neV5r telling wat at honse, and IN
pasture land all level aud well fenced, viii in-
ciudc good COW, horse, caves months old.
2 tous hay. good two horse lumber wagon,
moving machine. hay rake, all growing crops.
and ali small tools. This farm must be soii to
settle estate Price for all $3.50 part cash,
Nash Il Uutchins 56ti
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

FOR SALE Kitchen range and side board in
excellent condition also ladies winter
coats sizes rs and 40. Gail at 50e Gage St. fore
moons and evenings GstG
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

For SALE Fall potatoes for hog feed
seven cents per bushel. The Orchards
Pht ne I'M G3tf
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

COR ShIE-A complete set of Harper's
L bookcases, bed room set, pier glass, hEl
seat, pictures, chairs, ladder, etc. Mrs. a, A.
Squire, ldl North -. U9t6f
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

FOR SALE Cook stove, bookcase, couch'
oil heater, Chi a closet aud olher iurnlIute
Mrs. Hudson, 22i West Main st. 6std'
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

COR sAIF-Ladders. 20 IT.; 10 #. platform
s~ales; clock. machine tools, reamcrs, drills
taps, screws, bolts lag bolte, lathe dogs CLAMPS,
bench blocks, stools. chairs, wrenchcs, MONKEY
wrenches set of plumber's tools, Office taDle,
hand wagon, hand truck, chisels, small lot Oi
steel and iron sharting, ti'e pals, sic iadderf,
two small srced lathes. Inquire OF Eli j. ~ ~
faDy 400 Gaze st. 'uti
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

FOR SALE Small place with acres extra
Il good land; comfortable housc III good re-
pair; fine LeVer-failiug water. Located bo-
tween North Bennington and south Shafts
bury. Price l15D easy terms. Nash % Hutch
ins. 5ft
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

For SALE-0Ue carriage worth 2'5; one
i good buggy and harness. 10 bc sod az
acrifce on ace 1unt o! having no horse, ".
j. Watson Depot st. O0t@1r
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04
BIG LEAGUE BASEBALL
American League

Boston 10. Philadelphia 2.
Washington 2, New York 0.
St Louis 3, Detroit 2.
Chicago s, Cleveland >, first game.
Cleveland 6, Chicago s. second
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

For sALE-The best Favored tomato in the
couhtry, l5c q dozen, fresh from the gtr
den. Ernest MarcouX, 40 Mill st. t2t35f
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04
LOW PRICED ADVERTISING
FOR SALE

TOR SALE-Buick touring car model u n
1914, newly painted and I'm good condition,
win demostrate nd sell a. half rrice Tor gulck
sale. Bert IL Saunders, Phone III =. fti
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04
NEW YORK BLooMER GIRLS
To Play Central Rutland Ball Team
Here Next Saturday

Here Next Saturday
There has been practically no base
ball in Bennington during the present
season but the fans are not going to
be entirely disappointed The New
York Bloomer girls are scheduled to
meet the Center Rutland team at
Morgan park one week from today.
Manager II. C. Sheed Of the Center
Rutland team was in town Friday
making arrangements for the game
which will be something of novelty
further details will be published lat
e..
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04
Federal League

Pittsburg 3, st. Louis /.
Kansas City A, Chicago 0.
Buffalo s, Newark 1.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04
National league

Boston 6. Brooklyn 8.
New York 2, Philadelphia 0.
st. Louis 3, Cincinnati /,
Plttsurg 4, Chicago I
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

To the Tax Payers of the Bennington
A Rate Bill has been placed in my
Graded School District:
hands for collection as follows:
80 cents on the dollar on the
Grand List of 1915.
| hereby demand payment of said
taxes, and notify you that / will at
tend at the bennington County Say
ings Bank from O'Clock a. m. until
4 o'clock p m.
There will be a discount of 4 per
cent. on above tax If paid within 80
days.
C. II. DEWEY, Treasurer.
Bennington, VT. July Is. 1915.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

Soft shell clans for steaming at
Estes market.-Adv.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04
LOST

osT-A pocketbook between North and
a. School streets, containing money aud
rings. Finder please leave at Evans, News
Rooms and receive reward. Y
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-09-04

The Drysdale store will be closed
at noon Monday, Labor day.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
When Geers Was Real laxative.

I'd GERS, the EeknOwn horseman, member Of the
Gab6yaek Club The only time opening up his
bazoo good and loud when driving
Hal OF the knowing that looked
through binders. The better horse
without the binders and HIS big when he
neither binders checkren-
Hal Pointer through Circuit seasons and IN
Of them he piece Of the purse every started
But Ed entirely satisfied. thought Pointer
going to hold the worlds record And day
him high and drove him with binders thinking steady
and knock on couple Of seconds.
Hal did not like the change, his protest
Then he reared Just little he we're going
to let his heels ny, for that is way talks
Ed. Geers motioned to a eoored him a whip
And the eolored said @Mistah Geehs me- bu-you
bettah done leave dat whip wher' It ami"
And Geers him silent look being interpreted
meant Niger, who's driving this horse, you ne?"
And the eoored reluctantly handed up whaebone
And Colonel Geers only last in order TO
show both the coOred
the track, Just wrapped that whip resounding
around good old Hal Pointer.
The horse greved instant he Just
stood and uembled Then he up
dash for the high board gone into It head
on if Ed had not pulled tremendously hard
As it the hub Of the high suy fence and snatched
four piekets.
By this time Hal Pointer had the Objectionable check
rein and vas bounding like jackrabbi along track
Ed Geers had dropped the whip his dignity Also he
had tucked the tail Of his silence every bound
Of the horse Ed yelled Whoa yehi Whoa darn yeh"
And coored brother who the Job having lust
been hired horse ehambead asked who an de gemmen
VIII de poEahful beIlows?r
And his cOnferee replied Why Mistah Geehs de-
Silent Mani"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27

II BABA Hubbard hired seventhve years Of ag
"A born in East Aurora East
Aurora and doesn't 60.
The actual cold Is that Ali only
anywhere but he doesn't anything
anything and Hubbard has written fascinating bioE
raphy Of this obscure individual
Napoleon put this way history but lie agreed
upon?"
But Hubbard the only who live those whose
lives wen written and bigger
your biographer.
When visitor at East Aurora along day
asked Ali Baba if Mr. Hubbard giving many lectures
nowadays All Bahia replied:
NO, how can he on giving lectures? Don't you know b
mares got a cot27
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
A Brothec Elk.

ONCE early Wichita Kansas made reach
my pocketbOOk when conductor yelled
Tickets, everybody"
reached for my faithful waudOski repeat wasn't
had left il Under ny Pillow at the hotel
desperation any in that
car
Alas Not a soul there had before
Opposite ecked party with derby cooked his
eye a vicious angle.
mOdesy cleaned the little gold anters Of
the Elks
Without thought reached said Hey Bill
you, loan five dolars!"
He glanced aziy. reaching into his trousers
brought greensh roll. He skinned OF five, and he
handed said, Yes brother II there
change get your hair cut"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
George Was a Fast Worker.

the close of the George Daniels became station agent
"A for the Northwestern Railroad Elgin H. having
learned the key" times always learn
ing something the day Of his death.
At Egin he boarded in the family Of widow. this
widow had beautiful daughter who worked in the Egin
factory.
Between working in the Egn factory keeping
the widow able of the She grew fairly
prosperous, decided trip Buffalo
knsmen Before going she had quiet talk with tall
hssome daughter giving her good advice conduct and
housekeeping Among other things she cautioned her
allow familiarity the part Of the agent
ing small redheaded and without pedigree social station
only railroad station.
The daughter promised
The mother started away her journey.
When she reached Buffalo telegram handed her
thus:
Come home quick station getting familiar" And duly
signed with the daughters name.
Just before she take the train telegram
handed her It
Don't bother to hasten return; have married station
agent" All duly signed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
The Sharp Professor.

THIRTY and passed since the ncandescent
light exhibited a curiosity and we do
anything practically, about what electricity than
then
What is electricity" asked professor Of his class
Several hands held up. We'll you tell
what electricity is"
and then explained I knew once but
Just at this moment forgotten"
What pity that the only world who
what electricity should have forgotten professor
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27

leaning over, in one Of those half-confdential
stage voices asides that reach to the top
most gallery, said: "Ah, haYe-you-music-at-
msals7"
And the clerk adjusted the glittering glass
on his bosom smiled serenely and said:
"oh. yes, surely SO; yes, we have music at
all meals"
And Mansfield turned to his valet, who was
resting his hands from carrying the heavy
valises, and said: "Oha. Cha, Jsmesl Look TO
our luggsgei To our Iuggagei" And four more
the door, and the actor and the valet disap-
the all-enfolding night.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
ADeserving Case.

RFY friend, Magnate in Ordinary
AVA street. recently expe-
that amusing.
sturdy beggarnan specimen Of deoayed genty called
with hardluck story and friendly Bible
a small the Good Book
Tom melted.
Tom the loan refused the collateral stating
had use it. for Tom is always truthful
weeks the back and tried to tell Tom his
story concerning the cold ngaude Of world
said Spare the slow music and the recital
troubles Of my good cheer-ake this
dollar and peace be with you"
multiplied thee said the beggar and departed
The month the returned and began tell Tom
tale cruelty. injustice and ingrattude.
red-he had his business
made remark in italics
The beggar said Mr. LAWSON If you had your business
little better systemazed would you per
sonaIy-Ehy don't you just speak to your cashier?"
great man. who party Of friends
tayho ride, and through mental habit collected
each guest pleased the thought Of relief that pressed
The cashier came said, Put this
Grabhemer your payroll give 81
every month"
turning the beggarman. Tom said. Now out Of
g, vamoose, hike!"
e to you and many Of them" said His EHuTia,
withdrew.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
Fra EIbertus Likes This One.

ONCE upon there saorman who told big stories
~ about the visited.
One day asked him this: Have you been to
Australian"
Indeed have" the reply
"And did you any those kangaroos?'
Sure did" the sailor slightly up
plane Sure lots kangsroos their money Just
good as anybody's"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
No Injury to the Mule.

WAS walking along Alabama day when met
conveyance drawn By a mule and containing number
heldhands The driver darkey twenty
trying to induce the increase speed suddenly
the beast let fly with his heels and dealt him
head that he stretched the ground in instant
rubbing his woody pate where the animal kicked him
s he hurt?" asked anxousy Of elderly darkey
jumped from the conveyance and standing pros
mo, boss the reply mule walk kinder tender To-
day or two, but he amt hurt
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
Needed a Sermon.

FRIEND Of mine named Cummings had been feeling poorly
"a for time drop IN and him
sionaly One day coming Of the house. Cummings
minister happened be passing By and asked for the invalid IN
curing If he vas under treatment By q physician
looked at him gravely for moment and said:
HE needs your help than that OF physician new
on his guard. the good preacher exclaimed snxously
Poor old gentleman Is he bad that2'
= Yes" answered he IS suffering from insomnia"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27

r." U55ARD, you're a hog for happiness" said a
friend to Fra EIbsrtus day, and the Fra
promptly and smIIInsy admitted IL
why not" ne replied. a live In an Eden. : eat all
the fruit want and laugh back at ADAM"
Hubbard Is hard worIeF-aIways has BEEN and
always will be, but he does enjoy his laugh. He does
not care whether the laugh lie him not long
the laugh is there. Some Of his followers
solemn the dying, and convinced that he Is
Of them. But when he gets the chance he laughs Sc
hind his hands like the sOOthsaysrs Of Rome. Tho only
mortgage his home ls the held by happiness.
He Is both human and humorous. He say5 that, hPo-
Bsamy is attempt 70 get out Of life than there
Is in t."
Here few stories Of and y him.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27

the address joker stepped up shook hands with the
speaker and asked him:
Judge which your daughters that spsech?
The Judge light have parted the gentle thrust instead
the trutIfr
"Ob. Nellie is the author Of IT,"
seeing Of the bysanders he
continued Nellie is the author Of the speech
author Of Nellie claim the speech"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
MansfeId Didn't Want Music.

the great unwashed, hypnotzed themselves into the
belief that they had broken society with
jimmy
The protest that from Richard Mansfield
who walked into the Grand Central Hotel Oshkosh By
his faithful valet carrying big grips.
The tragedan strides the door desk
Copyright 1915. BY the Star Coz
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
A Choice of Evils.

HAVE friend, Philadelphia professor, whose won't
mention given tedious public upon
decided that his entire family forthcoming
lecture
Children announced he to his Of offspring at break
fast q want you al to attend my lecture tonight"
There ominous silence. broken by tenea
old boy Dad he asked, plaintivey couldn't you whip
instead?"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27

familiar with finger
bowls; so she asked:
Did they use finger
bowls at the last place
you Worked?"
no, mum" an
sEered Bridget, they
generally wash e d
themselves before they
come to the table,
mum"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
A Little of His Philosophy.


EA8lE-To have your PACED by the buttons" OF a
fashionable hotel
man may have wheezy bellows, eyes, fabby mouth
and wabbly chin, yet write great stun.
Morality is largely a matter Of geography.
A bird in the bush worth two on vOman's bonnet
Recipe for bringing children patient polite, Kind
eonsderate gentle and courteous patient polite,
considerate, gentle and courteous
is great Who when finds has come out at
the little end Of the horn, simply appropates the horn
blows fOrevermore.
If were woman would cultivate the listening
No woman can talk as Interestingly she can look.
think
any better than he wants to be
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
Hubbard Amused Him.

WILLIAM MARION REEDY and coming down Broad.
way, York having Big City to see the
sights. And walked along. said Reedy:
Did you that smile as we passed."
And Mr. Ready replied. That's nothing first time saw
you I nearly laughed my head on"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
They Wouldn't Let Hubbard In.

IN there quite moving picture
that people exclusively.
the unwTitten cars white is
allowed in these picture shows They apart
the coored brothers
tried to enter Of them and gently and firmly
told Boss, dis place you now, go
where you b1ong. vey conclusive"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
Take It or Leave II.

n American traveller England
"A hotel bill ITO peaeocks-eight shilings"
He complained and asked light the path.
He CURLY informed that peacOcks boomin'
lawn. and did fault you
know.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
Sent 1t Just the Same.

once farmer wrote hot letter order house. com
planning in geved and sarcastic phrase they
neglected to ship the names among other goods
Then postscript letter this: THE names
found all right in the bottom Of the box"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
Critics Too
Kind

MET a young friend
! OF mine who had
been in the author
business q few years
and who had been
very successful I
asked him how he was
getting along. and told
him I noticed that the
critics had roasted his
-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
In the Best Families.

CONE people engaged maid the being
ceedingly willing work, vas or less shy on
experience The mistress new maid seemed IN
any Great Britain Rights Reserved
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27
She Prisoners Option.

e sentence" is one Of the wisest expedients
in penology. And it is to this generation
first using it must be given. The
say, from one to eight years. This
ehayes himself, obeying the rules,
he viii be parOled and given his
led a convict al Jacksonville,
Of the walls.
the privilege Of fourteen"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27

They the young writer. sOrrOwfuIy. but ao.
sufficient to insure its success"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27

bird in the bush is worth two on wOman's bonnet
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27

EAME-TO have your name PACED BY the "buttons' OF a
fashionable hotel
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27

man may have wheezy bellows weak flabby mouth
and Wabbly chin yet write great stun.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27

Morality IS largely matter Of GEOGRAPHY.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27

IN.
y once gave a par
July Grafton. After
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27

strides took him to the door, and the and the val
peared. engulfed By the allenfoldng night.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-27

Recipe for bringing up children be patient, polite
eonsiderate, gentle and courteous Be patient polite
considerate, gentle and courteous.
Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1915-12-21

seeing are now doing their sight
seeing within the borders Of their
own country. They are seeing some
wonderful and marvellous things,
too. The money which the gov
ernor of Texas says is going to Eur
ope is not going there at all. True,
the allies have borrowed large sums
in this country, but they. immediate
ly expend it for supplies, hence the
money doesn't leave our shores. We
have the European securities and
the cash too and the European
countries have our goods and wares.
There is nothing in this transaction
that will prevent the tenant farmer
from getting that $500 loan which
is to put him on the road to farm