The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-05-27

Tenors should wed sopranos.
Baryones should wed mezzo-
sopranos.S
BOSTON. May 27.-Mismating of
man and woman is soon to be thing
1.-THE past
pr. Max Bar, OF Worcester, Mass,
SCIENTIST and former fellow in psyche
logNatg Clark University. has discover.
edshow5to measure your temperament,
and he says that with nothing more
than 81 tape measure he can find your
AFFINITY and be positively sure that
you are marrying the right man or
woman
e you are in love today and you
are hesitating over the trip TO the al
tar because you don't know whether
hRppfness or misery is ahead, Just call
on DIR. Baff and he will solve your
problem for you.
He knows all about love and its In
trtcate problems.
RreserIbes wife for Governor.
Take theR case of the Bay States
most talked of bachelor, Governor
Waish, Scientist Batf has had him un.
der Observation for long time, and
here isl the kind OF a wife he says the
governor should find In order to be
assured ofS perfect happiness:
She4must be from feet to feet
6 inchesstall.
she must weigh from al to 146
pounds. Ia
shesmust be tacttul.
She must be cheerful at all times,
especially before breakfast.
SheFmust be sympathetic.
Shemus be ambitious.
She must be able to sing. tt
tits essential that she have mezzo-
Soprano voice.
with these specifications" says
Or Ban, s"it is now to the governor
TO 60 out and find the perfect mate;
there can be no excuse for him wait
ing8longer.
For the most part it was Governor
Walsh's voice which aided DR.. Ban in
determining the sort Of woman he
should marry, but II he hadn't expert
mentede on others with his new tape
measures theory he never would have
been able to come to these definite
conclusions.
Pictures Future Mrs. Cushing.
lieutenant Governor Grafton cush.
ing, another bachelor Of note, also
caused Or. Baf some worry. and here
is what he determined about the
future Mrs. Cushing:
Shesmust be very beautiful.
She must be fond OF masculine
sports.
She must be from feet 8 inches
Z ALL
Shs,must weigh at least 155 pounds.
Shesmus be 33 years old.
She, must, be able to talk French,
German and Spanish.
Shesmust be social queen.
She must have rich contralto
voice.
And so there is no excuse why both
thebgoyernor and lieutenant governor
should mot marry.
Aallleft for them to do is to fit the
specihc cations to some Bay State young
woman; and happiness will be theirs.
Tells sof Love Measurements.
Dr.. BARS new theory is no hit or
miss affair. It is serious thing with
him; heshas devoted great deal of
time In perfecting It, and he feels
sure that II he could measure and
talk toaeEery lover IN the world he
could give them expert advice Of the
marriage problem.
SGradually people are beginning to
consider marriage serious problem"
he said to IA West Yirginfan' reporter.
I'm the old days wedlock used to be
the result Of a kiss and caprice, but
kodaySvety few educated people enter
into &c without an abundance OF
thought; and planning. But In spite OF
this the courts show that there have
been many mistakes.
think, however, that after several
yesfseofistudy. have evolved a scheme
whereby every person will be able to
choose the proper mate.
~ believe that men and women
should be mated according to their
voice; and Fcorrespo voices mate
better than opposition. Tenors should
Ia most cases, marry sopranos. Bassos
should wed contraltos and barytones
and meEzos are most likely to hit It
Oh best together.
Voice Merely an Index.
.tRut &c would not be fair! TO base
y1conclusion s merely upon the voice.,
but the main part OF my! theory is
fhat tho voice Is merely an index to
other basic conditions in the individ.
ua1. The voices are the result Of other
condttio illogical and psychic.
ioFy conditions gTounde in sex.
n first started sexpe rtme nting with
thel skulls OF several men and women
and by measurings their onantl cayi.
tiss-4seYen in nurnbe was able to
determine niAnyS facts,
fHfiutn NJ iffi6sef 3rasonarf c6yfties aFell
behind the front bone. Just over the.