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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02
His.May.

"Old General Putnam would be q
good man to have In the emergen-
cies of this war"
why so?"
Because he knew how to jump into
hole and get out of one"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to
every suffering woman. "-M1.HARRY
FmHxR, 1626 Dounton St, NicstuWn, Pa
Another Woman's Case.
provideuee, r. I.-"I cannot met
too highly Of your Vegetable Ccmpound
- Il has done wouders for me and T
would not Be- without Il had . d.
placement, bearing down, end backaeho.
until ! could hardly stand md Wao thoE.
cughly run down when / took LYDIA 2
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound It
helped me and / en- IN the beotcf health
Ct present Iwork 81 . factory n DIV
long besides doing my houssWcfk % yuu
can 80 what e has done form. dive
you permission TO publish my name and I
spsak Of your Vegetable Compound -
manyof my friends. "-Mn. A12 Law.
soN. l2s uppitt St. Providsnes, RI
Danger Signals to Women
ere what one physician called backaeha
headache nervuumeas, and The blues.
In many cases they are symptoms Of
some female arrangement o. a in6am-
matory, lucrative condition, which may
b overcome BY taking Lydia e Pink
ham'sVegstable Compound. Thousands
Of American woman Willingly testify -
IT. virtus.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02
More Useful.

Belle, it is a shame the way you
keep those two nice young men ON
the string. You really should tell
which one you prefer"
mo, believe In maintaining a strict
neutrality"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02
A Slioht MIatske.

"Was it the Goodchild ranges the
Russians have been driven from?"
There's no such place as the Good
child ranges"
Il mean the Beskids-same thing"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

Smile, smile, beautiful clear whit,
clothes. Red Cross Ball Blue, American
nsde, therefore best. All erocers. Adv
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02
A Left Hand.

mo matter how many times a girl
gives her hand in marriage to a man"
remarked the Observer Of Events and
Things, "she always has one left"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

When you dislike anyone, isn't 1t q
fact that you dislike his laugh more
than anything about him?
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02
Surely,

Patience-What does q woman have
to do first to get a divorce?
Patrice-Why. get remarked. of
course
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
~ Murine Bye Remedy for Red. Weak. Wasery
zee ana 0rsnulated nyelidsi No y1ardne-
by nail Sree Murine Rye Remedy Co.. Chicago
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

A wise girl never turns down one
offer of marriage until she gets .
strangle hold on q better 0ne.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

For sprains make . thorough appli.
cation Of Hanford's Balsam. well rub.
bed In. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

When a married man disappears his
relatives drag the river. But the de-
tectives look for his lady friend"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

It's easier to land . husband than
to keep him landed.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

The rule is that those who shave
themselves hear less baseball.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

Go to a friend for advice, to q stran
ger for charity and to a relative fol
nothing.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

For ivy poisoning apply Hanford's
Balsam. 1t is antiseptic and may be
used to kill the poison. Prompt relief
should follow the first application.
Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

o0cu PosuU IN ~
sides. and terrible
backaehs % that !
could hardly stand.
! took ok bottles q
Lydia =. Pinkham's
egetabls Com
pound, and now ] en-
do any amount Of
work. deep good, ct
good, and dat have
. BIT Of trouble. I
H. -
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

The average man is always paid ~.
erage wages.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02
MiohtY Slow Paw.

Staylate-I always pay as / 90.
Miss Weary (yawning)-Your cred
itors have my sympathy.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

Sold upon merit-Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

Probably the biggest thing about .
Jealous woman il her suspicion
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

Wounds on man or beast should b
healed BY Hanford's Balsam. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

People who are too fresh are always
getting into . pickle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

Beautiful, clear white clothes delights
the laundres who uses Red Cros Ball
Blue. All grocers. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

New styles are usually old ones peo-
pie have forgotten.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

No matter how Insignificant . man
may be. he is firmly convinced that his
superiority will some day be recog-
nized.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02
Those Holland Bulbs.

Those Holland Bulbs.
Bacon-I see British marines In
termed in Holland are receiving ten
cents and noncommissioned ofhcers Is
cents a day as pocket money.
Egbert-Why, that's hardly enough
to keep 'em in bulbs!
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02
To Drive Out Malaria
And Ruild In The System

Take the Old Standard GROVES
TASTELESS chill TONIC You know
what you are taking. a. the formula is
printed on every label. showing it IS
Quinine and Iron in a tasteIess form Tho
Quinine drives out malaria. the Iron
builds up the system. so cents Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02
DOES YOUR SKIN
ITCH AND BuRN7

II your skin itches and burns with
eczema or any such tormenting. un-
slightly skin disease. simply wash the
sore places with resinol soap and hot
water. dry. and apply little resinol
ointment. The itching stops INSTANT
LY. you no longer have to dig and
scratch. sleep becomes possible. and
healing begins at once. That is be-
cause the soothing. antiseptic resinol
medication strikes right into the sur
face. arrests the action of the disease.
and almost always restores the tor
tured. infiamed skin to perfect health
quickly. easily and at little cost.
Prescribed by doctors for twenty
years. and sold by all druggists.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02
Morutno After

Morning After.
Mrs. Gayboy-Who brought you
home last night?
Gayboy-An enemy.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-07-02

Two Vegetables.
Dicer-Isn't there another vegetable
that goes with this beef besides pota-
to?
Waiter-Yes, sir-there's horserad-
ish.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01
GOT THE TRAIN STOPPED.
Two Attempts Were Dismal Failures,
but the Third Won.

Two Attempts Were Dismal Failures,
but the Third Won.
When the late Robert Bonner pur-
chased Maud s. he sent her to Charter
Oak park to be trained. One day a
friend of Mr.. Bonner left New York
to visit him at the park, but found
that the train did not stop at that sta
ton. The conductor was polite. but
said that he could not 60 against Or
iers.
At New Haven halt was made and
MIR. Bonner's friend tried to bride the
engineer with a ten dollar bill, but
in vain. He was then told that Charles
p. Clark, the president of the road.
was on the train, and he went to him
and politely requested that the stop
be made.
"Why don't you see the conductor? p
asked Mr.. Clark. ....
II have, but he will not disobey or
ders."
"Why not then go forward and bride
the engineer"
81 tried bribery at New Haven. but
1t would not work"
The absence Of evasion was the best
policy. Mr.. Clark not only gave orders
to have the train stopped at Charter
Oak. but promised some day to see
Maud S. He had witnessed the attempt
at bribery, and the frank confession
Of the offense seemed to please him.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01
BIG NAVAL GUNS.
Death at Times Comes From Merely
Serving Them In Battle.

Death at Times Comes From Merely
Serving Them In Battle.
Modern naval engagements demon
strate that the gunners sometimes die
after the battle, even when they have
not been wounded or injured in any
way. Death is caused by disturbance
Of the circulation due to the strain
placed upon the nervous system by the
excitement and the tremendous vibra-
lions of modern guns.
Curiously enough. this collapse is
quite as likely to affect the most 70
bust members of the gun crew as the
ones with poorer physiques and bears
no relation to the individuals courage.
1t is due to lack of sufficient reserve
power Of the heart. which Is dependent
upon the quality Of the heart muscles.
and there is no known means of esti-
mating this inherent quality exactly.
1t is possible. of course, to determine
the force and strength Of the heart in
an individual. but only some test, such
as that of actual battle, will determine
the quality of the heart muscles.
Thus the veteran gunner who has
proved his heart quality in actual bat
tie has become peculiarly valuable
factor in modern naval warfare.-Los
Angeles Times.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01
They Like Fat Girls In Tunis.

A Tunisian girl has no chance of
marriage unless she tips the scale at
200 pounds, and to that end she COM
mences to fatten when she is fifteen
years old. She takes medicine and
eats a great deal Of sweet stuff and
leads sedentary life to hasten the
process. Up to fifteen she is very
handsome. but at twenty what an i'm
mense. unwieldy mass Of fat she be-
comes! She waddles, or. rather. undu-
lates, along the street. Her costume is
very picturesque. especially if she be
Of the richer class. She is clothed In
fine silks Of respondent hues Of a
bright red, yellow or green and wears
a sort Of conical shaped headdress.
from which depends loose white
drapery. Turkish trousers and dainty
slippers, the heels of which barely
reach the middle Of the feet, complete
the costume. .... -.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01
ALBANY
(From the Enterprise)

Mrs. Herbes, wife of New Munich's
hardware dealer, suffered internal in
juries as the result of an auto acct
dent on the Schaps hill yesterday. Mr..
Herbes was driving his Ford car and
in meeting a livery car from Avon the
steering gear became out of order so
that the collision resulted, throwing
Mrs. Herbes and infant baby over the
front seat. She received medical aid
at Albany and her condition is not
serious, other than the shock had its
effects. They went home today.
Otto Schaefer and family departed
on Tuesday afternoon for their new
home at Agawam, Mont, where they
will engage in the general mercantile
business. Mr.. Schaefer stated before
he left that his store building is near
ly completed and that he will open for
business by the first of July. Aga
wan offers great opportunities COM
mercially, and will soon be connected
with the outside world by the advent
of the Milwaukee railroad. Mr.. Schae-
fer has been an efficient employee of
his father, in the capacity of manager
of both the furniture and general
stores in this city for the past sew
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01
MELROSE
(From the Beaconl

Two of Melrose' most popular
young people were united in marriage
Tuesday morning, Miss Mary Butt
weller becoming the bride of Leo N.
Michels. Rev. FIR. Schirmers officiat-
ed at the Catholic church. Mr.. Mich
els was attended by his brother, Peter
E. Michels of Evansville, and Miss
Matilda Buttweiler was bridesmaid.
The young couple left Tuesday even
ing for three or four weeks of sight
seeing and visiting in the West, going
first to Portland, Ore. They will be at
home here about the middle of next
month when Mr.. Michels will resume
his duties as clerk in the dispatcher's
office at the Great Northern office.
Miss Laura Permission became Mel
rose ninth bride of the present month
on Monday morning when she was I'M
tied in marriage to George Geisen,
Rev. FIR. Richter officiating at the st.
Boniface church. Both young people
are we'll known throughout this COM
munity and many friends and rela-
tives were present for the nuptial GER
emonies. The bride wore a pretty
gown of white crepe de chine and car
RED a bouquet of bridal roses and ILL
lies of the valley. The bridesmaid,
Miss Hilda Kolb, was gowned in light
tan crepe de chine. The groom was at
tended by A. H. Kraker.
Rev. Mr.. Anthony, of Faribault, the
rector now in charge of Trinity-Epis-
copal church was rendered a reception
by the ladies' of that church at the
home of B. Lantry Monday afternoon.
The house was beautifully decorated
with roses and peonies. A four course
luncheon was served during the after
noon. Mr.. Anthony is unusually bril-
liam young man and comes highly rec
commended by Bishop Morrison Of Du-
luth.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01
RICHMOND
From the Standard)

Mrs. John Becker died Wednesday
evening, June 10th, at the ripe old age
of 80 years. The deceased was an in
valid for the past few years which
was brought about by former paral-
ytic stroke. The end came unexpected
ly however for lately she had improv-
ed great deal over her former con-
dition. The funeral services were held
Saturday morning at 10 o'clock, Rev.
Father Gregory officiating. The six
pallbearers were nephews of the de-
ceased. Her husband preceded her in
death five years ago. Since the death
of her husband in 1910 she lived with
her son-in-law A. J. Bragelmann. Six
children survive to mourn her death.
Val Becker and Mrs. John Granzer, of
Roscoe, Mrs. John Thelen, of Mime
apolis, Mich Becker of St. Augusta,
Mrs. Mich Theisen of Eden Valley
and Mrs. A. J. Bragelmann of Rich
mond.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01
Spanish Surnames,

In addition to three or four Christian
names the Spanish child bears the COM
bined family names of his father and
mother. When the surnames are dou-
bled or connected by the y. meaning
"and," the first Is the more important
one and the only one that may be TAX
en- alone, for it is in the fathers name.
while the last is in the name Of the
mother. In Spain they know no ''sen-
Tor" and Junior" Father and son
may bear the same Christian name.
but each takes his own mother name
as a. distinction, the father being. for
instance. Pedro Diaz y Castillo and the
son Pedro Diaz y Blanco.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01
{ Neighboring News :
Z OF THIS SECTION GARNERED
Z rROM THE HERALD'S
= EXCHANGES
OSAKIS
(From the Review

Mrs. Karen Anderson died at the
home of her neicc Mrs. H. P. Hen
erickson, last Sunday. The deceased
was born in Denmark in 1885, came to
this country with her husband in 1868,
and filed on homestead near Nelson.
Here Mr.. Anderson died seventeen
years ago. Mrs. Anderson continued
to live on the farm after the death of
her husband until about six years ago,
when she removed to Osakis and took
up her residence with her neice. Her
death was due to old age. The fun
eral occurred at Nelson from the DAN
ish Lutheran church, Rev. P. c. Paul
son officiating. Mrs. Anderson leaves
no relatives other than Mrs. Hen
Erickson.
On Saturday afternoon of last week
at 4:30, there occurred the marriage
of Miss Bessie V. McSevany and Mr..
James A. D. Abercrombie. The we'd
ding took place in this village at the
home of the brides parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. I. McSevany. The ceremony was
performed by Rev. H. D. Green, pas
tor of the local M. E. church. The
contracting parties are young people
well known in their respective towns.
A very pretty wedding occurred at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Robt. Klatt
last Tuesday afternoon at 2 o'clock,
when their daughter Iva, was united
in marriage to Mr.. Arthur J. Osten-
Sacken, Of Fessenden, N. d. The
ceremony was performed by the
groom's father, Rev. F. Osten-Sacken,
of Alexandra, and the briday couple
were attended by Miss Bernice Klatt,
a sister of the bride, and Mr.. Irving
Osten-Sacken, brother of the groom
The decorations were yellow and pink
roses. The bride is the oldest daugh-
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01
Cause Found at Last.

The teacher was having an interest.
ing half hour with the children, asking
them questions. any one having the
privilege to answer. 1t was great
time to show of. The teacher asked
about various things. and one question
was about locusts. Several hands were
raised, and finally one boy was select.
ed to speak. "A locust is a bug that
gives people tuberculocusts," was bis
overwhelmingly News.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01

ter of Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Klatt, a
member of sthis years high school
graduating class, and young lady of
estimable character who has host of
friends in this city. The groom is a
printer in the employ of the Wells Co.
Free Press, of Fessenden, N. d.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01
TIME TO ACT
Don't Wait for the Fatal Stages Of
Kidney Illness. Profit by Sank
Centre Peoples Experiences

Occasional attacks of backache, ir-
regular urination, headaches and diz-
zy spells are frequent symptoms of
kidney disorders. It's an error to ne
glect these ills. The attacks may pass
off for a time but generally return
with greater intensity. Don't delay a
minute. Begin taking Doan's Kidney
Pills, and keep up their use until the
desired results are obtained. Good
work in Sank Centre proves the eff
fectiveness of this great kidney rem
edy.
Mrs. William Claflin, 719 Pine St.,
Sank Centre says: sssssass
Every time I took cold, it set
tied in my kidneys and gave me
a great deal Of annoyance. i al
so suffered from distressing
backaches and pains in my loins. :
Mornings Isfelt stiff and lame. l
used several remedies, but got no
relief. Doan's Kidney Pills reg
ulated the action of my kidneys,
relieved the aches and pains and
benefited me in every way"
Price SOC, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Claflin had. Foster-M ilburn Co.,
Props, Buffalo, N. Y. adv
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01

eral years. That he will attain sue
cess in his business venture in the
great new western area is unquestion-
ed is the every hope of teh Enterprise
and his large host of friends in Al
bany.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01
Joy of obliviousness.

"How did you like my turning OF
the gas at 10 while you and that young
fool were in the parlor last night?"
asked her father.
did your she responded innocent
ly, and father knew the true meaning
Of the word failure. - Philadelphia
Ledger. @
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01
A Hard Task.

Miss May certainly has the mole
contingent at her feet. But she is
rather a capricious belle. isn't sheF"
Eyes: bell who is going to be very
hard to ring."-Baltimore American.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01
Try a Big Ad.

IT lay wide awake last night think
ing Of my business" ...... .s.
"Bad plan. old chap. Better keep
wide awake daytimes." -Boston Tran
script.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1915-07-01

God grants liberty only to those who
love It and are always ready to guard
and defend it.-WebSter.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-09-03
LONDON HOLDS YANKEE
Automobile Mechanician Is Charged
With Giving False Name.

London, Sept. 3.-The Express says
that Charles Pray, an American auto
mobile mechanician, who escaped
from a German concentration camp a
few weeks ago, was arrested last night
under the aliens registration act, on
the charge of giving a false name It
is said his real name is Curran-
On reaching London in July, a man
who described himself as Charles b.
Pray of Flint, Mich, submitted to the
American consulate an affidavit stat
ing that he had been held in a German
concentration camp since the begin
ming of the war, having previously
been employed by German automo-
bile company. Although he exhibited
a passport, he said, he was prevented
from communication with American
consulates and was compelled to per-
form hard manual labor. He said he
escaped from a Wuerttemburg deten-
ton camp in May and walked across
France, working his way to London.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-09-03
DEATH ENDS DELUSION
Lieutenant, Thinking Self Deserter,
Fires Bullet Into Own Brain.

Paris, Sept. 3.-The idea that SOL
der of France should desert the army
at the time of his country's greatest
need so weighed upon the mind of
Lieutenant Poncet that he committed
suicide today under the hallucination
that he himself was g deserter
The lieutenant was a clerk eff the su-
preme court and he had been detailed
to act as e representative of the min
istry of Justice before the Second
court-martial of Paris. In this capacity
he was called upon to Investigate
many cases of desertion. His mind,
thus fixed upon this subject, it came
to haunt him, and preyed upon him
until he became deranged. Every
unknown person whom he encoun-
tered in the palace of justice he took
for a secret service man on his track.
This morning he. was having break
fast with his family when the door
bell rang.
They are secret service agents
come to arrest me for desertion," he
cried. He ran to his room and before
he could be prevented, seized his re-
volver and shot himself dead.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-09-03
PENSION FOR BRADY
City Hits Upon Plan to Care for
Faithful Employee.

Although several city administra-
t1ons have sought legal way where
b. an old age pension for city en-
ployecs might be established, not until
'odsy was the way discovered The
city has just one old employees which
1t wishes to pension. While there may
Justice should be given pensions.
Luke Brady is more entitled TO such
pension than any of the others.
Thirty EIGHT years ago Brady, who
young. became a lay laborer for the
city 1t was his duty to repair stone
street crossings which were numerous
before street paving was general To
do ms he worked in asstooping pos
ture- Today he is a horrible example
Of one kind of "occupationaI' disease.
1t is almost impossible for him to
st.,nd erect. On account of his adj
vanced years and acquired deformity
he is no longer able to work.
al the close of a meeting of the city
commission today Mayor House stated
thai he desired to offer Brady's care
for consideration.
In the discussion which followed
perfectly legal way of pensionins
Brady was hit upon. A state law per-
mits cities to appropriate money for
such organizations as the Public
Health Nursing association and the
Provident association. The city is al
pr esent giving these organizations
some support The plan is to have q
verbal understanding with one of these
organizations that a fixed sum OF
money be appropriated in the regular
ordinance each month and the money
turned over by the organization ID
Brady. Mayor House was empowered
to. use his own discretion in working
the Plan.
The possibility of the pensioning of
Brady creating an expensive precedent
for the city in that others might make
claims for PENSIONS was considered
But it was decided that should Bradys
case be cited as precedent, his years
OF service for the city would also lie
a precedent, and the persons who have
worked ThiI ty- eight years for the civ
are not numerous