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The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
Th. Natural Kind,

What kind of ships do they nav
dog watches on?"
why, barks, Of course.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
HORSE RACING

Before he let down on his horses
for the winter, Geers worked ]. Nal
colin Forbes a mile in 2:12 and he was
pleased with the way the handsome
stallion acted.
Fred Jamison will have a likely
PAGER in Tramp-a-Bit, that worked In
2:12k on half-mile track this year
The colt is three and by Trampfast
his dam being by Prince Of India.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12

The Soft Coal Question.
"Is she blonde or brunette"
II don't know; / met her in Pittn
burgh. ."-Philadelphia Public Ledger
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12

Tho Chances.
do you think the chances Of tho
hobble skirt are promising"
Il think they are very slim"
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
Pnnr EldnI

Poor Fldol
Knicker-Do they lead cat-and.
dog life?
Bocker-Yes, only the dog is muz-
zled.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12

The Bore.
II hate to ask Jinks about HE
health"
"Why?"
"He promptly tells me all about it.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
Stunu.

Stung.
After you refused Jack did ne pis
pose again?" -.
"Yes; but It was to another glri'
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
!. Mrs. Bert Colwell

Mrs. Bert Colwell died at her
home in O'Dell's addition Sun
day at 9:l5 p. M, following the
birth:of a babe. Bessie Moore
was born in Kansas and later
moved to Nebraska with her
parents where she grew to O.
manhood, and was married to
Bert Colwell. They came to
this city about two wears ago to
make their home, Mr.. Colwell
being a car Inspector for the
Northwestern. Mrs. Colwell
was q woman loved and resp. :
ed by all who knew her. The
funeral services were held at
the late home Tuesday, Rev.
Armstrong of the M E church
officiating, and the body was
laid to rest in Rose Hill ceme-
terry. /:
Mr.. sColwell is a brother of
Mrs, May Warnock and Mrs.
Colwell was a niece of Mr.. S.
w. Hayes botn of this city.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

The railroads are circulating
petitions to be presented to the
Iowa legislature,eAsking that
the passenger rates be raised
to q cents . mile. The petit
ton was quite generally signed
here and most of the people
seem inclined to think that the
raise is q just one if the rail
roads will appreciate it. Here.
tofore the railroads have used
a public be policy and in
retaliation the people showed
them, through their legislatures
that they were the bosses, now
the roads come back on Bonded
knees and promise to be good
if the dear people will grant
the ! cent raise. Have the
railroads learned their lesson?
We hope so and trust that In
the near future they will try
to do what they can within rea.
son for the public. safety and
welfare, in place Of hiring ex.
pensive attorneys to fight every
just law through all the courts
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
The Merchants Carnival is

The Merchants Carnival is
NOW an event of the past. For
the last two nights the people
Of our city were highly enter
tanned. The business places that
were represented shows the in.
terest taken in the Carnival in
giving to each young lady the
great assistance in arranging
her costume to bring out the
different grades of goods which
they handle. A number of the
costumes we're especially gocd,
and il space would permit would
be glad to give a description of
each.
As they made their appear.
ance from the center Of the
stage the applause showed that
their efforts had not been in
vain. The specialties were all
we'll done and heartily applaud
ed.
The committee in charge
greatly appreciate Mr.. Add
son Aulger's valuable assistance
His years of experience has
made him q successful theatric.
al manager.
To Mrs. R. C. Hills, Mrs. A.
II. Sniff, and Mrs. w. M. Car
Isle, was due the able manage
ment and success of the Carni.
val, with the assistance of Mes
danes H. A. Newton. Dan Fin
ley and the gentlemen members
of the library board; they have
worked for the last five weeks
to carry through the entertain
ment which will add to the
treasury of the Library board
about $780,.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
POPULAR STORE
Missouri Valley, Iowa

There is always one merchant in
every town who sets the pace. He
has the reputation for selling the
most dependable goods, and being
the first to have the new things in
his line. His store is sort of mag
net which attracts the cream of the
trade. He is always busyand he new
er has to worry about competition.
There are nine grocery stores in
Missouri Valley. but, of course, it is
the Popular Store which sets the
pace. When r. A. Heath started i'm
business dozen years ago, he made
up his mind that there was nothing
too good or too high-grade for his
trade. Today he is doing an annual
business of over $4,000, and incident
ally handles flour, sugar, alfalfa meal
and baied hay in carload lots.
Mr.. Heath says: 81 believe that
my success is due to the fact that
was not afraid Of advertised, trade
marked goods. Suppose they do cost
once Q uss bought oi hig'h-grade goods viii
never again be satisfied with a sub
stitute. BY making a speciality of
goods Of recognized merit, / have es-
IdDliSIlSU d SOou DuSlLCSS. N>oiilPCol-
tion, they say, is the life of trade.
but / never get excited when some
other fellow cuts prices. The best
trade comes naturally, because 1T
knows that sell standard goods. |
protect my trade and myself by handl-
ing only the goods which are well adj
vertised, which is an assurance of
uniform quality.
"We are located here i'm small
town; and sometimes when ! have
put in new line have been surpris-
ed at the amount we have sold. 1t
has not been necessary for me to push
the goods, and neither my clerks or
myself have had to talk our
heads off in order to sell them. All
that we had to do was to let people
know that we had the goods in stock
the manufacturers or the packers
created the demand.
Gwen high-grade goods will not
look very attractive in old-fashioned
showcases, or carelessly arranged on
rough counters and shelves, and so /
have been careful in the selection of
my fixtures. We have large Herrick
display refrigerator, a l0-foot Percival
display refrigerator showcase, 6-draw-
er National cash register, 420-account
MeCaskey register, a Carey safe &C
inches high, and other modern equip
| ment. We employ four regular clerks
and two delivery men, besides, my.
self, and on Saturdays we have three
| extra clerks. The population of this
town is about 1900 and l have a large
country trade; in fact, my business is
about equally divided between towr
and country trade. Some storekeep
4 ers whom I know seem to think thai
\ the farmer isn't particular, but some
i of my best trade lives outside O.
] town.-Popular Storekeeper.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

|ent. The house. was very pref
lilly decorated in red hearts
and bells and the club colors.
The forepart of the evening
was given over to the program,
which consisted of two violin
selections by Mr.. Orval Beaman;
two readings by Miss Hazel
Hester; recitation and song by
Emmett Rirst, and two read
ings by Miss Carrie Hester. At
ten-thirty the boxes were auc-
toned off by Mr.. James Hirst.
About 1890 they all departed
declaring Miss Gladys and the
Club girls excellent hostesses.
Mr.. Ed henderson's father
and mother are living with
them now.
Mrs. John E Harrington and
daughter, Miss Anna, visited
her daughter, Mrs. C. A. Hes
ter over Sunday.
The K. M. @ Club had their
pictures taken Saturday by MIR.
Spafard.
Mrs. James Harper and
daughter, Mise Ruth, who were
visiting at the Chas. Withem
home left Saturday night to
visit with folks at Mondamin.
From there they will continue
their journey to South Dakota
where they 60 to live,
Mr.. and Mrs. Aaron Wisecup
have moved and like the vicini-
ty fine.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. A. Hester
were Omaha passengers Mon.
Mr.. A. Ferguson was in town
Tuesday afternoon.
Mr.. John Harrington visited
with his daughter, Mrs. C. A.
Hester. Wednesday and Thurs.
Mr.. Walt Epperson left Sat
urday night for Colorado to-
take his brother-in. laws car
through.
The X. M. @ Club met at the
home of Miss lima Hester Fri
day evening. All the girls
were present but Miss Blanche
Smith. The Pres, Miss Carrie
Hester, took charge of the club
and q new member was taken
in being Miss Anna Harrington
of Mondamin.
The girls spent fthe rest of
the evening in sewing and en-
broiderying.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
kensington

In response to invitations
sent out earlier in the week,
eighteen ladies gathered at the
home of Mrs. Ross Mclaughlin,
yesterday afternoon and en-
joyed one of the most delight.
full parties given this season.
The early part of the afternoon
was spent by the guests in do
ing fancy work. Later, the
hostess passed cards containing
an original story, the blanks to
be filled in with names Of pro-
minent people Of Missouri Val.
ley. This contest created q
great deal of amusement, as
some of the ladies insisted on
using any name they could
think of, in any blank. Mrs.
Fred Heath proved to be in the
best thinking mood and she
succeeded in filling in every
blank with the correct name.
She received a large bunch Of
English violets for her reward.
At five thirty cards were passed
containing the first name of
several moving picture actors
and actresses, and places were
found by finding the last name,
at the long table and one small
one A beautiful color effect
was produced in the decorations
of the tables by using lavender
and pink. Glass baskets filled
with violets decorated the cen
tiers, while glass candelebra
with lighted pink candles were
used on the ends. Lavender
tulips were used as nut cups
and the color was further car
ried out in the violets on the
place cards. Mrs. H. A. New
ton and Mrs. Guy Mahoney as
sisted the hostess in serving an
elegant dinner in three courses.
The hostt s. received many
compliments on the originality
of her party.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
Closing Out at Cost

Having traded for the Frank
Kinds grocery store, l. will
close j: out at cost at once.
There is q $4,000 stock of high
grade groceries, shoes and dry
goods which must be gotten rid
Of at once and If prices will
move Il it, it won't last long.
Come;in and see the sensational
bargains we are offering.
tt > Fred Brown.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
Kirkland Skinner

Jas. Kirkland of St. John
and Miss Hazel Skinner of
Magnolia were married at the
Christian church parsonage
Wednesday at 1920 a. m, Rev.
Crewdson officiating.
The byide and groom went
Immediately to the grooms
farm south of Loveland where
they will soon be at home to
their many friends.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
Snyder Hollow Items

The weather has been quite
disagreeable the past week.
A very enjoyable time was
had by the K. NJ. @ Club Fri.
day evening, Feb. 18th, at the
home Of Miss Gladys HiFst.
when the girls gave . box 1Qp.
per. Althogh the evening 8s
bad all those invited were pres
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
Local Druggist
Makes Many Friend.

Doty & Peterson reports they
are making n many friends
through the, QUICK benefit
which Missouri Valley people
receive from the simpe mix
ture of buckthorn bark, glyce-
rine, ETC., known 40 Adler-i- ka.
This remedy became famous By
curing appendicitis, and it il
the most thorough bowel cleans.
er known, acting on BOTH the
lower and upper bowel. JUST
ONE DOSE of Ad-ler.ika re.
lieves constipation and gas on
the stomach almost lMMED1-
AIELY.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
Mo Valley hospital DR.. Hjese
Physician in charge.
Drs. Gamble & Gamble, Os
teopaths, Sixth st.
Dr.. Horace Warren. rooms
4. 2 and 3 Watkins block.
Phones-Ofice ID, Res, 14k.
s1oo Reward. So

pleased t to learn that thsrs i & least one
dreaded disease that .clsncs has bsen
able to cure In all its staEes. ana that ls
positive cure now known 70 the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being constitutional
disease. requires constitutional teeat.
ment. Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken IN:
and mucous surfaces Of the system. there.
by destroying the foundation Of the Dis.
ease, and giving the patient strength by
nature in doing its work. The propf1etDrs
have 30 much faith in it, curative pow.
ers that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that It fails to cure. Send
for list of testimonials.
Address: F. ]. CHENEY CO.. Toledo. q
Sold by all Druggists. 76c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

Nydenta Cream-for the
Righteousness and preserves
enters the crypts and crew.
ces of the teeth, even where
the bristles of the brush fail to
go-you will like.
If Doty & Peterson.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
A Billie Richie comedy at
the Palm Thursday evening.

Laurel Camp R. N. of A. will
begin March 10th to meet every
second Wednesday afternoon
and every third Friday night
until further notice.
m5 Recorder.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
Wanted

We will pay the highest mar
ket price for butter and eggs.
For this week only we will
give you a full four pound
package of Rolled Oats for Zoe.
The Home Bakery,
End Door w. Fire Station,
Deliverya Phone 1876 Red.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

! Fer Sale One of he best teams Of
brood mares i'll Harrison County. weight
5000, four and five years old. Both in
foal
pm20 Bert Weed, Phone 40lB.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

Co. Atty. Mclaughlin went
to Mondamin this morning and
arrested Jake Carter ar d Theo-
dore Wilson for bootlegging.
Eighteen pints of whiskey were
found. Both men were bound
over to the grand jury.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
The Mason 5eabury Co. re-
ceived their new Dodge demon-
strator today and it is at ract-
ing q great deal of attention.

In another column of the pa
per will be found some figures
on our present taxes compiled
by one who signs himself "Tax
Payer" In our opinion he has
placed his figures too high as il
will not take a mills for main
tenance and neither will it take
an additional 8 mills to pay of
bonds but even at that, isn't it
worth $3.50 to you to give
your son or daughter an educa-
zion. The modern High School
IS much better now than the
old time college so that when
your children finish the high
school they are well adapted ia
meet the requirements of the
world without taking q college
course unless they desire to
study some profession. Many
/ of us are unable to give oul
children only a high school ed
ucation, so isn't it worth $5.5
a year to make thats education
IS complete as possible? With
Manual Training, Domestic
Science and a Business course
already established the High
school stands at the head Of ev
erything else in making mel
and women. Isn't your child'l
welfare and future standing il
life worth $50 to you?
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

Mrs Chas. Pollock, formerly
Miss Coyla Parker, who WIS
bookeeper for the Electric Light
Co., is very sick at her home in
Houghton, Mich, with Bright
Disease.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
Cement Blocks

| can supply you with CT ment
blocks for foundation work
See me for prices.
Don't forget us for house
moving or excavation work.
4 Grove Brown,
fl2tf Phone 374.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

For sale-so acre impro ed. grain.
fruit. stock farm, go acres agricultural
land. pr 81 o.
pf27 Leslie Ark
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
Girls Riley was a business
passenger to Omaha yesterday.
Card of Thanks

Card OF Thanks
We wish to thank the kind
neighbors and friends who
were so kind to us during the
illness and death of Mrs Bert
Colwell.
Bert Colwell,
5. w. Hayes and family,
C. s. Warnoc and family,
Mr.. and Mrs. C. Houghts,
Mr.. and Mrs. E. r. Bladen.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

Piano at OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES near
Mo- Valley is unable to finish payments
on piano contract. We will tune pi-
ano over to first satisfactory party who
will pay balance. either cash or five
dollars per month. Write Schneider &
Mueller Piano Co., Omaha. keb
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

For Sale-A five room house between
9th and 10th streets in Seatons addi-
ton, in good condition Cheapif tax
en- at once H. H Henderson,
pd f25 Mo. Valley, la.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

Mrs. Fl. A. Newton is quite
sick at her home on Sixth St.
threatened with pneumonia.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
WANTED

Wanted-A position by thoroughly
competent stenographer and bookkeep.
er. Address inquiries to Times Office.
milo
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
Notice

All those knowing themselves
indebted to me are urged to
call and settle at once.
T. Foss.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
JlE Riley has purchased a
grocery store in Oaawa.

A marriage license was is
sued in Council Bluffs yester-
day to John III. Olsen and Dag
mar Thomson, both of this city.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
Miss Irene Cody is report. d
quite sick with a severe cold.

Mrs. Everett Kaeney died at
her home in Lnveiand Tuesday /,
of Brights Disease, aged yrs.
Services were held at the late
home this msrning, Rev. Jones
officiating, and the body laid to
rest in the Branson cemetery.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
More .FlIur,es.

Any person who ha!!s ! home
in Mo. Valley, and in which
the assessor placed q value pf
$1,000. 90 will pay the following
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

Wanted "A night dishwasl,er at the
Railroad Eating House. Apply at once.
f27
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

For Sale Onion sets at loc per qt
or 3 for 25c
Edmund Hail.
pml Mo Valley, la
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

Insist on knowing the con
tents of every remedy that is
given baby. .sNyals Baby
Cough Syrup is free from OPT
ates and can be3given with alb
solute safety its effective too
Doty & Peterson.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
FOR SALE

For sale-A new Mandy Lee incuba-
tor. l2O size egg capacity. Inquire S.
w. Hayes, POI First Street. pnl4
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
FOUND

Found--A lady'shand bag containing
some small change, and other articles.
Owner may have same by calling at
this Office and paying for this notice.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

DR.. A. H. Konigmacher, ply
stefan and Surgeon. State Saw
ings Bank building.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
Want Ads
LOST

Lost-A blue bar pin set with pearls.
between the First Ward school house
and down town Finder please return
to Mrs. J.. G. Vincent.
Lost-A black and white llewellyn
setter. wearing black collar. Finder
please return to Times Office for reward
p2s
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

Dessert Bros. go to Denison
this evening to make arrange
ments to move their skating
rink there.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

tax this year:
State and Co. tax. ...$ s 80
School tax. $50. IL IS
Library tax. ! 8
City tax. ........... 3 80
Total. -. .$27 90
It is estimated that the new
School building will cause m
additional levy Of 8 mills for
interest, 8 mills to pay bonds.
andf4 mills for maintenance
which will increase your tax
SIS so and make your entire tax
for school purposes alone,
$17.85. This years tax on IN
estimated valuation of $500, 600
will produce the following
amounts:
State and County IS $500 90
School,. 800. 22,450 90
City 100000
Total. 80. .$5O,750 90
A Tax Payer.
Mrs. Andy Wheeler was the
guest of Council Bluffs friends
today.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arnold Bennett
are guests of Logan friends to-
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. j. Owen are
in Omaha TODAY.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

For Sale-A ten acre tract within
half mile of town. fine for chickens or
garden Can make good price for quick
sale. Also good team of horses.
weigh about 1900 each, will drive single
or double.
MOO n Sncok
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

Fer Sale or Trade-A ten room house
2l29 Writ ST.. Omaha.
MS # F. W. Schwertley.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

Mr.. and Mrs. j. j. Owen are
in Omaha today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

Mrs. Andy Wheeler was the
guest of Council Bluffs friends
today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

For Sale-Dry cord wood. 81. and
cotton wood lumber SIS, thousand
l have saw mill on my place and can
saw your lumber to order.
John Grand, n y,
Missouri Valley K ~,
miles vest and mile south.
Cal let ms
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

For Sale-Four dozen Plymouth Rock
hens.
m2 Phone 345.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

For Sale-A swinging typewriter
stand, can be used on wall or desk.
Enquire at Times office. If
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

Mr.. and Mrs. Arnold Bennett
are guests of Logan friends to-
day.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

Drs. Tarnisiea & sTamisiea
Physicians and Surgeons.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25

For Sale-2 or 3 fresh cows, few red
sows bred to farrow in April. Phone
Ala If
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-02-25
Cream Of the Valley Flour

Petroleum Coke for sale.
mi l. G. Vincent.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-07-15
BORE RUSHED TO HIS FATE
Doctor Johnson's scathlng ReJoinder
to Social Pest Who Asked Him
impairment Questions.

Dean Swift long ago analysed some
OF the ways In which people tire each
other In conversation, says the Boston
Herald. The man who talks constant.
ly and exclusively about his business,
his ailings, his family, his books. his
misfortunes, who always wants to pre-
scribe for his acquaintance or advise
them soon condemns himself to soli-
tude even In the midst of numbers.
Labeled once with the pregnant mono
syllable. his way clears before him as
by magic, for others cultivate the
little strategies which keep them out
of range.
Yet any man may become bore at
times. A good deal depends upon
moods and circumstances. Poetic JUS
tice indeed would require that bores
be extinguished by enforced associa-
ton with their own kind The most
severe social punishment inflicted
upon one OF the species by a great
man who had not acquired the fatal
facility which tolerates fools was adj
ministered by Doctor Johnson. Said
the bore:
my dear doctor, what would you
give to be as young and sprightly as
/ ann"
Thundered the photographer in re-
ply:
why, sir, would almost be con-
tent to be as foolish"