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Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
Athletics Win.

The Athletics of Jewett City de-
feated the White Elephants Saturday
by the score of to 6.
The Athletics of Jewett City de-
feated the All Stars of Norwich Sun
day by the score Of II to s. Send all
challenges to Steven Takmon, Jewett
City, Conn. Box 1876.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
An una;anad Lsthar.

The Sporting Editor has received
a letter from the players who quit
the Yantic team on Sunday, giving
their views Of the situation, but it's is
unsigned. If the writer's wish it in
print they must aff1x their signatures
to the letter.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
COTTON.

New York. May 2A-Cotton futures
closed steady. July, 9.53; October,
$50; December. 1912; January. 1917;
March, 10.41.
Spot quiet: rnfddling s.70; sales
1000.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
Willard Booked to Meet coffey.

that he will agree to a match with Jim
Coffey at the Brighton Beach race
track Labor day for a SIX, 900 guaran-
tee, providing Jim Coffey knocks out
Jim Flynn at the opening show Of the
Brighton Beach open air arena on the
night of the 31st.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25

ditfs. A surgeon will examine htm
tomorrow. Captain John Evers, who
has been at his home in Troy, N, H,
recovering from a broken ankle bone,
is expected to take up the managerial
reins tomorrow. He is able to get
about on clutches.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25

Cubs Artillery Let Loose.

Boston, May 24-Terrific hitting by
Chicago today gave that team a to
victory over Boston. Schulte's home
run drive into the right field bleachers
scored Phelan ahead of him in the
opening inning. The score:
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
Refuses to Manage Cleveland.

San Francisco, May 24-WaIter
McCredie, manager of the Portland
Pacific Coast League baseball team,
announced here today that he had re-
fused the managership Of the Cleve-
land American League team Nc
crdie said he had telegraphed his re-
fusal to the management Of the Cleve-
land team
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
Tufts Blank HOW Gross.

Medford, Mass. May 24.-Krepps
pitching resulted in shutout victory
for Tufts by a score of to 0 in
game with Holy Cross today. Tho
score:
r, HT
Tufts -. 0o100 05O%6 s
Holy Cross 0 0 0 0 0 90 0 90 8 !
Krepps and Carroll; Wallace and
II. Carroll.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
Some Baseball Battle.

So close is the race in the American
league that the loss of a game on Sat
Urday tumb1ed the Yankees from their
proud place at the top into third place
They struck an unexpected snag in ST.
Louis, but such is baseball. The team
has been playing well on this western
trip and will come back home fighting
In the van
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25

mans metropolitan championship over
the Sleepy Hollow Country clubs links
here today. Miss Hollins who won
the title at Nassau two years ago, led
the present titleholder. Miss Lillian B.
Hyde OF South Shore, L. [, by two
strokes
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
American League.
Federal L.agus Standing.
PhiIadeIphia 5. Cleveland q.

Cleveland, Ohio, May 24.-Philadel-
phia defeated Cleveland today, to 4,
punching three hits with Hagerman's
two THlsses and Leibold's muff in the
second inning for four runs. The score:
Cleveland (Al PhiIadeIphIa (Al
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25

King Cole will soon be ready to take
the mound for Wild Bill, who claims
the Yankees will be very much in the
running when Cole is in condition.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25

Percy Haughton captained the Har.
ward team in 1899, the year the Grim,
son began a period of six years of vic
tory over Yale.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
Waite sox Defeat Yanks

Chicago, May 24.-Extra base hits,
which included home runs by Brief
and Fourier, gave Chicago a ) to 4
victory over New York today in the
first game Of the series. Schalk was
hit on the head in the eighth inning
and was knocked unconscious. He had
to retire from the game. The hitting
of Schalk forced the winning run
across the Mate The score:
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25

team to furnish new ball.
IF they think that they can repeat
that trouncing we Will be glad to meet
their manager at The Bulletin office
any night this week and talk it over
with him
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
Cub lnfieIder Gets ReIease.

Chicago, May 24.-The release Of
Red Corrigan, Cub inf1elder, to Louis
vile, was announced today.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25

Art F'romme has been canned by the
Giants. McGraw must have a new
victim or else he grew weary of trying
TO puncture Arts cuticle
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
Tigers Batter Down WASHING
Defense.

Detroit, Mich. May 24.-After CO.
veleskie and Boehling had battled for
six scoreless innings Detroit broke
through Washington's defense and won
today, to 0. The score:
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
MONEY.

New York, May 24-Can money
steady; high 2; low 1 IL; ruling rate
1 "a; last loan 2; closing bid 1 ga;
offered at 2.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25

College athletic authorities now are
talking of making q rule forbidding
the coachers from trying to rattle OPP
posing pitchers.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25

The fight dopesters pick Jim Coffey
as the best bet to go against Jess Will
lard. Willard is expected to be ready
for battle after his circus engagement,
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
Baltic Clippers Challenge Sacred
Heart

The Baltic Clippers want a game
with the Sacred Heart school of Taft
vile for next Saturday. Answer to
r. M. Higham, manager Of Clippers,
Baltic,
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25

a White Sox fan married Cub fan
and now they want a divorce They
both ought to agree to see only the
Feds.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
MISS MARION HoLLENs
LEADS WOMEN GOLFERS
In Annual Woman's Metropolitan
Championship Tournament.

Scarborough, N. Y, May 24.-Miss
Marion HoI1ins, of Westbrook, L. L,
led the field of seventy women golf
ers with a score of 81 in the eighteen
hole medal play qualifying round in
the annual tournament for the wo-
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
SPORTING NOTES

No one ever heard a crowd boot
anyone who was doing his best all the
time, no matter what the result.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25

Mrs c. II. Vanderbeok Wins Medal.
Philadelphia, May 24s-Adrs. c. H.
Nanderbeck won the medal for the low
score in the qualifying round of the
Romen's individual golf championship
of Philadelphia today with a card of
SO. Mrs. R. H. Barlow, the present
title holder, finished second, with 80.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
Athletic Meet az N. =. A

An er-class athletic meet will be
held at the Academy in the near fu-
ture.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
) plate. The score:
ISS the plaC'
Nav Nnrk fAN


Score by innings:
Chicago ..........2 o o o Ks
Twp base hits Weaver. Russell. Cree Ma1seI- Three
base ht Russell. Home runs, Fourier, BdeS
Sacrifice hit Hart1en.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25

City League Meeting Thursday
The managers only Of the City
League will hold a short meeting at
The Bulletin Office Thursday evening
for the purpose Of settling dispute
that has come up.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25

Totals 10 II 81 10 l
score by inninya:


Chicago ............ o 2 Go
Boston ..............e 0 0 o-I
Two base hits Zimmerman 8, Schultz. Safer 2.
Home runs, Schultz. Sacrifice hits. Fisher. Zim-
norman, Knisely.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25

Totals "a 10 % I3

(xl Batted for Jones in eth.
Score by innings:
Cleveland .......... 0 "a
Philadelphia 0 4 0-5
Two base hitsr~Iuner, Graney ?. Jackson. sacri-
fee hit. Laioe.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-25
Rostun (A)

Totals II 2 "A IL L
(x) Batted for McNaily in 9th.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-09

Archie miller arrived Wednesday
from Los Vegas, New Mexico, for a
visit wi h relatives and friends around
Liberal.
Miss Mildred Feather is eXpacted
home tonight from the Niagara
neighborhood, where she has taught
school during the past term.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. II. Bolin expect to
leave the first of the week for Cali
fornia. They will take in the expo
sition while gone, and intend to be
away about three months.
Manager Guy LeMonnier of the
opera house informs us he has secured
Christian Hansen and Miss Ethel
Belle Haynes for an entertainment
on Friday, April %. These people
have been here before and the people
OF Liberal will be pleased to know
they have been secured for a return
engagement. Full particulars next
week.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-09

in the appointment of notares pub
lie; | selected good men at the head
of the various institutions of the
state that care for the insane, the
incorrigible and the afflicted. re-
manned in my Office large part or
my time; | was courteous to every
body and ! made the best speeches
could at the various formal occa-
sions where my presence was de-
manded.
Il also used diligence and caution
in selecting the delegates to the irri-
cation congress, the live stock meet
ings and the various other interstate
conventions which invited me to send
delegates. selected men upon
whose breasts the badges of the con-
vention would look well l also
saved $1,149.G7 out of my own con
tingent fund.
but | was unable to give you in
any of its aspects the business ad-
ministration | promised because the
legislature was unwilling to depart
from the present system which makes
the governor of this state little more
than an office manager The counties
have gone on wasting fully half OF
every dollar collected from the tax
payers for the maintenance of local
government. They are still wasting
millions of the taxpayers money
through a system that pays admin
istrative wages for clerical work and
then employs men who cannot clerk,
to draw the salary. We are still
pursuing archaic forms and wasting
our money on inelliciency and that is
why taxes are so high. If you re-
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-09
Capper's Speech For 1916

In another year candidates will be
around again telling what they will
do If elected. Governor Arthur Cap
per will be obliged to come before
the people to present without doubt a
record of careful service. But he
will be obliged to stand up and say:
Il could not do things | promised
in the last campaign because | had
no authority. | could not help es-
tablish businesslike form of gov
eminent such as ! promised because
l had no opportunity. | was careful
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-09

elect me | can take care of the simple
duties of the office as we'll as any
body else, but / can't save you any
money.
THE program I presented to the
legislature was declared by everybody
to be the proper one, and | was high
ly Endorsed by everybody for present
ing it. I have an Office full of COM
letters on my pan of ap-
pointing a joint efficiency committee
in the Legislature, but the legislature
turned down the program recon-
mended by this committee. We stand
just where we did two years ago
when 1 took office.
mo one has been allowed to carry
any ink bottles or furniture away
from the statehouse, and If | am re-
elected | will give the same careful
attention to minor matters that
have given for the past two years,
but cannot promise you business
like administration until a business
like system of government has been
established. Henry j. Allen in the
Wichita Beacon.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-09
Kansas Stock Sale

60 head of cattle, including 40 head
of cows and heifers, 10 head vearling
steers, and 10 good young bulls. Lo-
Gated adjoining Hatch ranch on west
81 miles northwest of Tyrone. VIII
sell at private sale next Tuesday,
April l3, 1915. Will give good terms.
JOE MCCUne.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-09
For Sale-Ford Roadster, at bar
gain. Overland Garage.
Money to Loan

Anyone desiring to borrow money
in amounts ranging from $500 TO
$4,000, at percent, should see me.
DAVID CURTIS.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-09
Oklahoma Stock Sale

A head of good 2-year old heifers,
be fresh soon. Located on what is
known as the old Bushong ranch, %
miles south of Tyrone. viii sell at
private sale on Monday. April II,
1915. VIII sell one or all on good
terms.
JOE MCCUNE.
The fool-killer., 1915-12-01
Let Us Talk 1t
Over

Well. dear sinner friends. this Is
The Fool Killer.
How does it set on your stomach?
If you like it, you can get more at
headquarters.
The Fool-Killer is not even forty
eleventh cousin to any other paper on
earth.
It stands in a class by itself, and
it's field is as broad as the Engllsh
language. ..
This paper wears NO bell. muzzle.
collar or halter.
You can put that down to start
with
I am the fellow that works at the
pump-handle on this pungent per'oo-
ical of thrilling thought. print only
what write; write only what !
think; and think what l doggon
please.
I own this entire establishment.
and Rockefeller isnt rich enough, TO
buy one share of it.
Does that sound strange.
Well, bless your soul, am a great
deal richer than old John.
never travelled any to speak OF, but
have read great deal and have
4hunk some.
I have also writ a few books which
know are great. because they don't
sell worth a cent.
Great books never do.
And then I started The FOOl-kller.
Just TO quiet my nerves an keep the
old press from getting lsty.
From the seclusion OF these wooded
hills there will go forth each month
a bundle Of literary dynamite that will
shake the rotten foundations OF socie-
" and cause the Church OF Mammon
to at last turn over in its sleep.
The Fool-Killer is a monthly Mus
tard-plaster for the blood boils Of So
ciety, Church and State. .s. .s.
1t is salted with wit, peppered with
humor and seasoned with sarcasm.
Every line cuts ike whip, and ev-
cry word raises blister. =.
II you are fool you had better not
subscribe for The Fool-killer. II you
are wise you will. And s. that settles
it.
The fool-killer., 1915-12-01
Is THAT sO7

The Rebel has made q remarkable
record in this, that it has printed more
papers with less advertising than any
other publication ever printed in the
South.-The Rebel, Hallettsvilie,
Texas.
Is it possible that the Rebel man
has never heard of The Fool Kill
er? If not, he might look in the
Nelson Cheesman Newspaper Rate
Book for 1855 and he would
find that The Fool Killers circu-
lation is greater than that of The
Rebel, and we don't carry anv ads
at all. So it is The Fool. Killer
that has made the remarkable re-
cord; we have built up q circula-
tion of 10000 without one cent of
revenue from advertising. r.,
The reason we have carried no
| ads is that we wanted ia give all
our space to good reading matter
wanted to give the readers their
moneys worth. We felt that we
owed this to our subscribers since
they have done so much for the
Fool killer. .1 ~-
But lately we have come to see
that limited amount of ,advertis-
ing would be an a :~an'age to our
readers; it would add to, rather
than detract from, the value Of the
paper. That being the case, we
have decided t.. . open three
columns,-and three columns only
Ito advertisers. So in the future
our 10000 readers may look in
The Fool-Killer columns to see
where to order the things they
lneed.
The fool-killer., 1915-12-01
WANT SOME CIRCULARS9

Say, mr. Club-Raiser, how many of
your friends know that you are taking
subscriptions for The Fool-Killer? It's
hard to tell everybody about the
paper, isn't it? Now we have inyenr-
ed way to make it easier for Won
We have printed some circular that
tell all about The F'ool-Killer and
what a fine paper it is. All you have
to do is to write your name on these
circulars and post in public places.
In that way your friends (and others)
VIII know that you are agent for the
hottest and funniest paper on earth
and they will flock to you with their
dimes. Then you can send us a
large club toward our so ,O0O-subs-by-
christmas goal. Send for circu1ars
to-day. -.-s.
The fool-killer., 1915-12-01
PTFTY THOUSANDS SUBS BY
CHRISTMAS.

In my last Personal Ghat
told YOU that I felt like l was
shaking hands with 10000 true
hearted brothers and sisters. That
means that have about 40,OO
actual subscribers. That's a big
bunch, but not nearly as many
as a paper like The Fool-klller
ought to have, is it? Of course
not, so let us get to work and
ma ke it Is, 900 or 100, 600 We can
do it if we will
This is the December issue. ,
December, January, February
and March are the best months
of the year for getting subscribers.
Let us take advantage OF this tact
and work as we have never work
ed before. You have certainly
stood by me Loyalty during the
summer and fall and [ am sure
that you will jump into the winter
campaign with all your might and
vim. And remember, the real
winter campaign starts with this
issue. 1t is on NOW.
I tell you what let's do. Let's
set our goal for $4,000 by Christ
mas and $4,000 by the first of
March. How does that sound9 ALI
right, doesn't it Then when we
reach the $4,000 mark Wen be-
gin to look forward to 100000,
then 100000 and then a million! I!
Won t that be grandq
But for the time being, let us
work for $4,000 by Christmas,
We can easily do that if we CO
OPERATE. 1t will be as easy as
falling off log. Why, if only 1000
of my friends would raise
club Of ten, the trick would be
done: Yes-sir-ree, il one thousand
Of my friends would make me q
| Christmas present of club of
ten, OUR paper would have
$4,000 subscribers by Christmas.
Who will be the first to send in
a club of ten (or a larger or small
er club) toward the 5O,OOO-by-
Christmas mark? Who will be the
first to send in a club toward nv
grand Christmas presents Come,
fellows, all ready for FIFTY
THOUSAND BY CHRISTMAS
The fool-killer., 1915-12-01

A boy caught a minnow and de-
cided to scale him. The minnow
wriggled, and the bcv said: "B"
still, little minnow. I'll skin you
just as easy as I CAM Say, Rube,
your capitalistic masters are skin
ing you just as easy as they can.
but they are skinning you just
the same, and you don't even wig
gle. You ain t got as much back
bone as the boys minnow.
The fool-killer., 1915-12-01

Sugar-coat a rascal with money
and the world will swallow him
quicker than a toad could lick up
a fly.
Conscience cuts but little ice
these days In fact, the world is
drifting so close to the hot place
that there is no ice to cut.
If 8 tomato is fruit and not a
vegetable, what kind of graden
truck is Bull Moose vote grow
ing On a Republican vines
I asked a fellow If he was in
favor Of Woman Suffrage, and he
replied, eyes, by gum! Let the
wimmen suffer same as the men -
A man and his wife are con-
sidered one, but they often. have
big fuses about which one Of
them it is.
An optimist is a fellow who
don't care what in the thunder
happens, just so it don't happen
to him.
A Republican or Democratic
paper cussing the Catholics re-
minds me Of a polecat holding its
nose to keep from smelling itself.
There amt no hull nor core to
The Fool-Killer. It's all "goody"
Help yourself and tell your neigh
bor to try some. ..
Viewed from heaven, the aver
age man wouldn't look as big as
a chigger s eye-ball but get down
here beside him and you would
think, to watch him strut and hear
him talk, that he was as big as g
mountain. Great big little insect
a man isl 49,.
The fool-killer., 1915-12-01
EDITORIALS

EDITORIALS
Each neighborhood has at least
one Solomon.
The wisest of us haven't get
much sense.
A man who can be bought ain t
worth buying.
Maybe Woodpile's love-affair is
only "phycological"'.
A dude is an empty place with
clothes on.
Some fools are born that way
and others are self-made.
Patriotism ends where starva-
tion begins.
Pulpit thunder is not much sign
Of spiritual rain.
Men are the salt Of the earth,
and women are the pepper,
The smaller a mans soul is, the
more meanness it will hold.
A good deal Of the "cream Of
society" ought to be churned.
If you love your neighbor, the
best way to prove it is to take his
subscription to The Fool-Killer.
'Uncle Sam Needs One-Dollar
Bills" says a headline. Shake, I'm
Gle, you and I are in the same fix.
Some people are not ashamed to
do lot Of things that they would
be ashamed to be caught doing.
Garry your Fool-Killer around
in your pocket and read it to
everybody you see.
When you stop to think about
it, people are awful funny things
1t tickles me.
We call some folks wise simply
because they are not quite so fool
ish as some other fools. ....
| Whoever gets the Nobel peace
prize this year will have to fight
for it. ....
They are fixing to have another
wear. The medical almanacs fo,
1916 have appeared.
| A man may be a "patriot' fol
his party and blamed fool fol
himself. .-.. .. -.
| The officials are perfectly will
ing to fill the empty stomachs o.
the jobless workers-with lead.
i Let him that thinketh hes tand
9th take heed lest he come dow1
kerflap.
A man who can be hired to com
NIT a crime is none too good t,
' do it without hiring.
Il rich man ruhn loo fn ohn,,A IL
The fool-killer., 1915-12-01
FOOl.killer Bundle Rates

The journey Of life is very tire
some, and when a man arrives at
the end he is out of breath.
The fool-killer., 1915-12-01

Conscience cuts but little ice
these days In fact, the world is
drifting so close to the hot place
that there is no ice to cut.
The fool-killer., 1915-12-01

Sugar-coat rascal with money
and the world will swallow him
quicker than a toad could lick up
a fly.
The fool-killer., 1915-12-01

If q tomato is fruit and not a
vegetable, what kind of graden
truck is a Bull Moose vote grow
ing On a Republican vines
The fool-killer., 1915-12-01

A rich man who loafs about the
country and does nothing is called
a gentleman. A poor man who
!oafs about the country and does
nothing is called a tramp. Ain Il
society a glorious old fraud, any,
how?
The fool-killer., 1915-12-01

One wear to your heart Is Cents
I'm clubs of Five or Mort. 10 Cents
canadian rate, 25c year in clubs)
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-03-29
1ie Sierbramer.
slmi ibrem gsiflsfeit wOlleu ne frat
tis segen Rrubi6itiou ausbolsH.

9ie g,ier6rauer Union go. ~
niro geIegentlid ibres goIfsfeires
oen eritcn oifentiihen uno offi1iellen
S&laa segen bic 4robibition Iubren,
las iSeit, peIdes elm Set Der crga'
niiierteu grbeit iein ipiro, Dire dn
Sanritag, 26. Suni, in Reid3raths
Bart begnngen. Sreiioe irno ernlte
arbeit peroen bier Snno in Sano ge'
fen, uie cs ia bel oeittihen 6eiten
ser sSnIl iein mug, neil ibre Spise
iidI inuner grgen ibren griumiger
iseino Die Yrobibitiou, febren mus.
slus oieien @ciidfspiiIlfe betratter
Sie gierbrauer bieie Demonitration.
ole aegcn Sen INNER mObilen 5eino
eerittct 1T. @ute inb iabige 0feoner
neroeu pom tiilturellen Stanopunft
eripigeu, mas Der Menihbeit ben
erobcren Iicgit leiitet, ibr bon gro
bercm gtitecu iit, bic prOouftipe grdil'
iSSuitric oScr Der lutpruouftipe ia.
natisnug Der grobibition.
Iirie slngelegenbeit puroe geitern
in Der Sieung Der gierbruuer Union
DO. II beiprofen, Die unter SeitlIng
oes grdiiocnteu Serrn ggiliam Giee.
rid in Der Central 1urnbnae itatt.
ianS. gsic eciast. es bonoclt iif bier
I'M tein geuSbnIiHes gergniif
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-03-29
Srane 9elfer.
gnsldnbcrflnb Der gealee Abeuoifn.
le bat ipisSer $3.50 sum Silfs.
ipnSs beigeitruert.

8ir haben bereits iiber bcn itro.
nen grfoIs berid)tet, BEN Der gusian.
6erflub Der 9easIee 4beuoituIe NIT
ieiner untcrbnltung geba6t bat, bic
Dor elmer @ofe inter 2eiting BON
iSrau Charlotte gteeb itattianb. slIs
3Srud)t bieier llnterbaltling mar oas
arrangements. Somulittee in Der Ga
&c, Ole iebone Sunune BON $3.50 on
Die Nlisfaiie ab5uIieiern. Der stts.
IdnoerfIub hat ii6 idou bel friiberen
Beleeenbeiten om Sanuneliperf be.
fbatiet. Mirb beriifiidtigt, bnH Der
ali,b aus arbeiteru uno arbeitertn'
nen beitebt, ole fiir ibren 9obn ifSDer
orbeitcn nliiiien, Damn nuB bas Sic
besperf eOppeIt bod ongei6lagen
tUeroen.