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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27
Current Poetry
Sense And Nonsense

N1fr G0gd Your WOtis'
My barber said tuc war would cease
And twelve months see tho reign OF
peace
And dove is where'
Ny druggist said my hair would
grow
II ! used Bunkcm's Hair Forso-
My domos etill bare
My igpwan aid his scales are right
But that DIS ice f. rolored light
Amt that the bunk
My baker said his bread was fine;
] took Uis word and went 20 dine
That bread Nas punk
My lawyer said my case I'd win:
The Jury thought that 10 was thin
I lost my deeds.
My scodmau said, Just SOW this on
lf you iD.iro 90 velvet lawn
liiH seeds rueu weeds
Ny butcher said. Make Ho mistake,
N0ul 1ud this IS q tender steak"
Twas bullet proof.
Ny plumber said % fancy dome
Was really needed In my home
tie rot my roof
My dentist said. Il cause no pains.
For painful work would hurt my
gains
My jaw aches yet.
Ny grocer said his cantaloupes
We're sure to meet my fondest
hopes
I'll not forget.
My broker said a stock would hump,
From eighty to one hundred Jump
II dropped like lead
Nv friend said. lust sim me five
IN pay YOU soon II I'm alive
lie must be dead.
The OsircgO Daily Palladium.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27
Health Talks
Mun,ps
BY WILLIAM BRADY. MD.

or ten days In spite Of old.fashioncd
soporincs.
The elevation Of the ear lobe by
the swollen parotid distinguishes
humps from Inflammation or sup.
puration OF the lymph glands In the
neck.
In rare cases delirium and high
fever develop. There are some half
dozen fatal cases on record.
Passing hastily over the subject OF
complications. We come 20 the treat.
ment, which consists IN keeping the
patient In bed and the neighbors out
OF the house. Light liquid diet. cold
congresses TO the swelling. or for
young children. hot congresses may
be preferred. or else "a large pad OF
cotton covered with oiled silk-not
TO keep the patient from taking
sold, heavepS. no, but 10 exert a
mild counter.irritatiou.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27
The Life Line
BY LAURA kIRkMAN
He Who WithhOlds The Little
Word OF Help

but whats the use Of tcllinE him
he sings wcll2 Tie knows he has
a fine voice" he would argue II we
were 20 take him 10 task for with.
holding the praise ne often feels for
people. Yes. The singer may know
hc sings well. But he can't hcar too
often that other people know IL. too
that his voice strikes home
that he hasn't spent those endless.
endless hours OF practice I'm vain.
Praise helps us 20 keep an our high.
est watcrmaIk. In the moment OF
temptation, when We are hceiiutiur
between work and pleasure. We ne.
member some high estimate that has
been put on ne. III / do this lighter
thinE, We hesitate. 81 sha'u't be
worthy OF that estimate" And We
put the temptation from us. and
turn our ruudor into the channel of
hard work again. Many a singer
has been saved from the Miuotaur OF
disCouragomcnt by the remembrance
Of a tear his voice called forth-his
voice was powerful enough 20 call
forthi Many "a writer has taken
heart, again, at thought Of "a friends
simple thanks for a line Of comfort.
ing words. Yes, II pays 20 speak tho
things one feels; In can do us no
harm, az least-and II may do so
much good II pays 10 take tho
chance. Need OF food Is not the only
hunger. But the miser OF cheer sees
only "A freshly needs
Ne thinks pcrc empty bOrcs.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27

N Il bMiS II m ucute conthkluue
MI Inflammation 81 enc or both
AA OF the parotid saliyary
glands. Hippocrates described Il
over 5000 years ago and we have
learned very little more than the
Father Of Medicine taught about the
disease.
Naturally. n disease about which
we know so little makes a fine sub.
iect for the gossips to speculate upon
but We need not enter into the
popular delusions about humps az
this Tina As the esteemed keeper
OF the little corner store used 20
say: Come, come. bhoys. find what
yez want, spind yer pinny and git
out!' Therefore let Us tell what We
know about humps.
The incubation period Is two to
three Woeks-that IT., the time be.
tween exposure and the first sign OF
ilness-a long time for so trivial
an Illness.
The invasion ls Interesting. how.
ever. Fever, with pain under n
ear. followed by swelling which in
croasos steadily for about forty-cight
hours. Tho ear lobe ia pushed out
by the swelling. After four or five
days. the other side IL likely 10 par
ticipate In the doings. Sometimes.
however, only n gland is involved.
The saliva Il either increased or
much diminished, but in any case
there Is no JOY In victuals. There
Is little pain. but rather "A feeling
OF tension and tiehtness. Here Is
where Sairs Camp comes In with
her YARDS. Let her, We can't
help 81
The swelling persists for a week
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27

every evening during the winter and
tell you how nice 10 was ON the
beach.
There was q time when $1,000 a
year made "a man so rich that Dee
could be kind 10 the poor and could
give $3.50 "a year 20 the church. and
could be universally beloved because
he wore old clothes lik" the plain
people. what does $1,000 q year get
sou now? just half as much as your
friends 10000 gets him. and he
uses his extra s. 600 making you look
like a misplaced Hubbard squash.
The high cost OF living high IS
causing untold misery In this ma.
tion. and something ought 10 be done
I'm the way OF providing the suffer.
ing prosperous with parachutes,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27
URUGUAY TAKES OVER
PART OF ~PAN-AMERICAN
IAs.orla,,a rr,.. rntr,.nonaeneel

Buenos Aires. Sou tO-Thc gov
eminent 81 Uruguay has taken over
q section 81 tue pan-Amercan rlii-
wly Vine which viii ueabic the devel-
opmeut 81 that important section of
Uruguay wing between the capital
Mouicsidco and Culuui6 e cvnter on
the Parana sitcr, where business has
remained almost stationary fUr gem
eIltioUs owing Co the, IuDk ut land
communication with fhc res. .t the
country and with tho Argentine. Tho
Fau-Amcrluan company. which was
formed only 70 few wears ago Hrecl,
btn English and American capital
has d franchise Geo Uue tuiuula,
which b. th, nearest l.-ruEuI"Iu uuff
fu HuauH- Aires with Ils. AND -n I'
1880 l. Jtreiru
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27
Peoples Legal Friend
An Ola Persons VIII

.. Where a prrsou Is Old and for.
gefful IS such person able 10 make u
1,iif
a. Mere forgotfllnofs viii not
make the win invalid u the person
has tostamontary capacity. as deter
mined by the usual tests. the will Is
60 be- given effect.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Buttermilk Not Fattcning

Hare heard doctors san buffcrmiik
Is not fdticHtng. Please give as ne
authoritative tCOrf on a..
AUsiccr-Buttermilk would never
fatten a human being Of ordinary
stomach capacity. Sweet milk and
cream are f|atteuing.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27

two kinds Of cake for dessert and
20 TO Chicago 10 grand opera once
a year. Now $3.50 a month viii Just
about pay for three weeks at q sea-
shore hotel. and q YOU don't go your
neXt-door neighbor will CONT IN
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27
Licking Envelopes

m Would scaling nm envelopes
or so each fnB wifh the lips hare am
bad eject upon the stomach ~
Why does tea aud coffee stop a bad
hcdd0chcf
AHStrcr-l) II might disturb
digestion. Better use a moisteued
apouge. CO. Because they stimulate
the ccrebrum and the heart. Some
times they will aggrayate headache.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27

Hy the
- second riddle. -

V yli1.A probably understand that
" an invasion OF the United States
Is not yet opportunc.
.
1T II MANIA turn 90 boz torn
.hy conflicting emotions.
o
''uAS DETROIT sold her soul p
asks "a Detroit newspaper, We don 2
know. but e. market quotation on civic
souls would be- interesting.
d
4 STATtST1ClAN has discovered
that American Women spend 100000
b year 90 poudlcs. Hr might carry % %
little further and tell us how much
American mon spend ON American
Womcn Nho c%oufinc their activities 90
keeping poodlcs.
d
"HE DIED like % poet. - says "a cor.
respondent OF the Hiilstrom execution.
Many people think all poets should be-
shot, but us "a matter ct fact very few
have been.
OF COURSE We eau add to our health
advertising; excellent living accommo.
dations in adobe barns, without plumb.
ing.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27
Then And There

.. IN l.0ni dO,gmcHts. Que often
FHds fhc phrase then and th,r,
what DOES 10 moan lad irhdi is its
purpose
4 The phrase then and there
usually meani the time and place
last mentioned Thi will De- true
unless there iu g M other clause or
phrase connected with Indicating
incrcnt meaning H. purpose is
r!nR about certainty and definite
ness
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27
Sn!.apSho}g
Jay House ~

The Choctaw Indians are the rich
cst people In the world. Eph Wiley
saws that, while he does not In ans
way underestimate the advantages
OF money, he prefers 10 get It In some
other Wuy.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27

Recipes for cooking German carp
vary In detail, but all agree upon tho
main point, which Is that the carp
should be- buried In some out-ofthe-
way place.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27
Mortgngcd Land-Who Owns
The Crops;

Q suppose on, shoull iuB s1HI'
property uud'r f1rs0l0Siur pJorssl-
iHgs me property az me time IS
occupied hV n tenant and Hrrs are
crops grOiriHg Up0H N, ldHd. TO
trhOm no ne crops belong 20 the
purchase or 10 thr tcUIHfT
a. Il is a principle o. law that
the tenant Of IortgRgcd property
can have no better right than has
the landlord. Consequently, 10 crops
are growing on the land at tho dm'
Of the foreclosure proceedings. and
~ a., person oocupyinr The premises
became 20 tenant after the MORTGAGE
wa- executed. o.. purchaser under
forDylosIr, win have tho right 20
tai, "a, crops
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27

Too many girls bait their hooks
with piano numbers and too few with
fried chicken.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27

II You are very poor, the people
VIII crltlcise you for Il. And N
you are rich. the people win criticiso
you for that.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27

q n one person ehOali % upon
dHOihrr'S property and d1magr hr
trees. uouidHt h. b, iidblry
\ Yes. be would.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27

Argument is an right. but nothing
S. so effective az q club.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27
4 NnIsnnce

y IN case H U.I'.. iGtWIV is
improperly D|hs',p.f.#. YIU ya.l fI.i
oOusiit4t, q HHigIu..1 A. Yes.
Some Scrawl!
o. n 70 p'rsoua lGuiUgriiJg Is
iu DISPUTE. IrouId - Nr lsgrl ,rlfsurc
o. ShOS other samples ~ this per-
sons h1HdtsritiHgf
a. Yes, "a a rule.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27

When n woman is granted a d..
yorce she nearly always constructs
the incident as ar opportunity 10
make a speech.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27

When n woman wishes 10 go the
limit ia criticisinE another woman
she says, Why, she doesn't even
make uer own bed"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27

II cost an Indiana cook 500 10
bite a chambeTmaid, and the con.
scnsus Of opinion IA that he didn't
get his moneys worth.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-27

There is no reason 10 doubt tbs
sincerity OF a woman who yo%luntari.
~ wears a salvation Army bonnet
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-08-23
Forestry Work
for Public Benefit

Figures just compiled by the For
est Service covering its work in
Washington and Oregon for the fis-
cal year ending June 80, 1915, show,
among other things, that the service
has built 80 miles of road, 426 miles
of trail and 625 miles of telephone
line, besides erecting II bridges and
80 lookout stations.
The detailed figures give the Ore
gon forests So miles Of road, 266
miles of TRAIL 455 miles of telephone
wire, bridges and 27 lookouts;
while to the Washington forests
have been added miles of road, 159
miles of trail, 10 miles of telephone,
7 bridges and 3 jookouts. The
bridges represent only structures
costing over 500. Small bridges
over culverts and the like are ranked
as part of the road. For administra-
tive purposes the service has also
built in Oregon "a cabins, barns,
20 miles of pasture fence, and devel-
oped 10 springs; and in Washington
it has erected II cabins and / barn,
built 10 miles of pasture fence and
developed 8 springs. The rangers
have done a large part of the labor
necessary in making these improve
ments.
1t is the policy of the service to
develop communication as rapidly as
funds will permit, not only because
roads and trails and telephones
mean better protection for the forest
wealth which the government is
guarding, but because these means
of communication also make the ma
tional forests more accessible to the
general public. To date in Washing
ton and Oregon over 1000 miles
each of trail and telephone have been
built and 1O1 bridges and 55 look
outs have been erected. OF the
bridges, are of the suspension
type.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-08-23
Benson HonOred
At Exposition

Simon Benson of Portland, named
as Oregon's most distinguished citi-
zen, was honored Tuesday at the Pan
ama-Pacific exposition in a celebra-
tion that included parade, address
es, receptions and the presentation
to Mr.. Benson of a commemorative
bronze plaque by exposition officials.
Mr.. Benson was the first of As men
representing the states to be honored
in this manner. He was chosen for
such recognition because of his work
in the furtherance of good road build
ing in Oregon.
A congratulatory telegram was
sent by the local Commercial Club to
be read at the exercises. Mr.. Benson
was one of the state advisory board
who visited Ashland recently.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-08-23
For Miners
And Magnates

All mining men and miners of Ore
gon will be interested in the fact that
during the last of September min
ers' week" will draw thousands to
the exposition. Some of the largest
men connected with the mining in
dustry are back of the idea and are
cooperating with the officials in the
effort to interest both the big and
the little fellow in the states Of
Idaho, Nevada, Washington, Oregon
and California. The details of the
program will be forthcoming as soon
as possible and it is already certain
that the week will have very much
of greatest interest to those connect
ed in any way with taking from the
earth the wonderful stores of riches
with which nature has endowed the
mountains and valleys Of this great
country.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-08-23
Would Hold Up
Light Engine Crew

A wanderer giving the name of
Mike Dempsey spent night in the
Ashland Jail last week. The why and
wherefore occurred at Siskiyou when
Dempsey endeavored to hold up the
engine handled by Engineer E. H.
Bush. Supposedly he wanted a ride
and wanted it bad. At any rate he
pulled a gun on the engine crew, who
failed to fall in with his line of reas-
oning and went on by with increased
speed. The local police were put on
the watch and proceeded to grab Mr..
Dempsey when that worthy descend
ed from a comfortable resting place
in freight train which arrived later
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-08-23
Oregon Exhibit
Needs Your Help

The following communication was
received from the Portland Chamber
of Commerce The suggestions out
lined should be followed by every
grower who can spare some of his
best product:
Portland, Ore, Aug. 16, 1915.
To all Commercial Clubs and Busi-
ness Organizations of Oregon.
Greetings: Imperative need exists
at the Oregon building in San Fran
cisco for exhibits of fresh fruits, veg
etables, grains and grasses.
Those in charge at the Panama
Pacific exposition must depend upon
Oregon communities to supply them.
And there is yet a considerable
time for the exposition to run, so 1t
will not do for "spurt" to be made
for time, followed by slack period
in sending exhibits.
They should be secured whenever
opportunity presents, and immediate
ly forwarded by express 20 the Ore
gon building.
May we not urge your organization
to cooperate in this matter?
The exhibits need not be in large
quantities. Send anything of a pre-
sentable nature.
The boxes should be sent collect
and the Oregon commission will pay
the express charges, Where 1t is
necessary to pay express charges in
advance. the bill should be sent to
o. NJ. Clark, Portland who will cause
a remittance to be made.
Oregon is recognized as having one
of the very best exhibits on the
grounds, and it is necessary that 1t
be kept up to standard by the addi-
tion of fresh exhibits In this connec-
tion may we not urge that you not
only begin sending exhibits now, but
continue the effort right up to clos
ing time?
Fruits which are received at the
Oregon building in larger quantities
than needed for exhibit purposes are
given away to visitors, all Of which is
good advertising.
The Oregon prune is so much finer
than that grown elsewhere on the
coast that the prune men Of Oregon
can make a distinct hit Just now.
Fruits and vegetables in season
should be constantly going to San
Francisco.
Attach name OF grower, town,
county and state. so that proper
credit may be given.
Your active cooperation will be OF
tremendous value to the state and
will be greatly appreciated
PORTLAND CHAMBER OF
COMMERCE.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-08-23
Kennett Man Loses
AutotruCk by Fire

A Kennett man, whose name was
not obtained, suffered the loss of a
large autotruck and all Of his posses
sions on Bailey hill, this side OF
Hornbrook, Friday afternoon. The
truck tipped over and caught on fire.
The man had but recently sold out
restaurant property in Kennett and
had all of his worldly possessions
loaded on the truck. His wife and
daughter were with him, but none
received serious injuries.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-08-23
Special Events
Soon at Fair

Oregon Building, P. P. |. E.-All
Oregon school people will be 'particu-
larly interested in the fact that
Madame Montesorri, famed educator,
was induced to give number of her
demonstrations in the Oregon build
ing during the coming four months
an honor conferred on few other
buildings. Saturday, August Z, she
was at the Oregon building at 430
and for an hour gave class instruc-
ton that was watched by hundreds.
She will continue her work at the
building on September /, Is, 10, Oc-
tober 13 and 81, and November 10
and "a.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-08-23
u Millions Are
In u. S. Schools

In round numbers there were 22,-
100000 persons enrolled in educa-
tional institutions in the United
States in 1914, according to the an
nual report of the commissioner OF
education just issued. OF these over
100000 were in elementary
schools, 1,S74,0O0 in secondary
schools, both public and private,
and 216,000 in colleges and uniyersi-
ties. Close to another hundred thou
sand were in normal schools prepar-
ing to be teachers, $1,000 were in
professional schools, and the remain
der were scattered through other
types of institutions. The teachers
for this educational army numbered
100000. of whom $4,000 were in
public schools. In point of rapid
growth the public high school still
presents the most impressive figures;
the enrolment for 1914 is greater by
over $4,000 than for the year before.
The cost of education for the year,
as estimated by the bureau, was
$75O,000,0O0 This three-quarters
of a billion is a relatively small
amount when compared with other
items in the public expense" declares
the report. ut is less by 100000
600 than the cost of running the fed
eral government; it is less than one
third the nations expenditure for
alcoholic liquors; it is only little
over three times the estimated cost of
admissions to moving picture thea
tres in the United States for the same
year. Measured in terms of products
of the soil, the United States spent
somewhat more for education in 1914
that the value of its cotton crop,
somewhat less than the value of its
wheat crop, and less than half the
value of the annual harvest of corn;
while the nations bill for education
was less by nearly hundred millions
than the value of the exports from
the harbor of New York in the calen-
dar year just passed.
Very little increase is yet to be
noted in the average term for public
schools. Between 1910 and 1913 the
increase was from 1878 days a year
to 15S.1-a growth of only six-tenths
of day in three years. Attendance
has improved, however. The aver
age number of days attended by each
person enrolled increased from 11S
in 1910 to 1856 in 1918.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-08-23
DEPOT DoINGs.
Res Weldon of this city has made
his date on the road as fireman.

Res Weldon of this city has made
his date on the road as fireman.
Engineer C. W. Winnie has been
laying off during the past few days.
H. S. Carter, a fireman on the
north end, is the proud father of
baby boy.
James w. Gilmore, Southern Pa
cific agent at Cottonwood, Cal, was
killed in an auto accident last We'd
nesday.
Brakeman G. E. Dunlap is hobbling
around with a cane as result OF
dropping some freight on his foot at
Gazelle.
Missouri Pacific private coach "St.
Louis" occupied by Director Chat
ham and party, went north on No.
16 Wednesday.
Engineer e. a. Hunter is spending
vacation in Portland. Wesley
Eastman is taking his run during Mr..
Hunters absence.
Fireman Tom Lafferty, who has
been running on helper out of Ash
land for some time past, has gone
into the freight pool
After an extended confinement in
the Southern Pacific hospital at San
Francisco, ]. NJ. Slack, car repairer
has returned to his home in this city.
S. L. Winning has bid in the night
switch engine job here. Ed Dews
will hold down the Dunsmuir job.
Johnny Harrell will probably go to
Weed.
R. C. Goodman, clerk in the train
masters office, is enjoying trip to
the exposition. He left last Friday,
accompanied by his brother-in-law
from The Dalles.
Engineer M. E. Davis was over
from Weed for Sunday and returned
in the evening. His wife went back
as far as Hornbrook with him and
will visit her sister at that city.
Verly Barnthouse officiated as
"tallow pot" (fireman) on the switch
goat Sunday This was not his first
offense, however, he having made his
debut and date on the 18th of this
month.
w. N. Ellis, wife and daughter
Sybil and son Robley left Saturday
for San Francisco, where they will
visit the exposition. Mr.. Ellis was
to be relieved by man from Duns-
muir who could not make connec-
tions in the morning. Ellis was
therefore called to go out on train
Is. No. 16 brought in the extra man
who was to take his place. The new
man was ready for work, so Ellis
made record breaking sprint to his
home on Beach avenue, changed from
his working garb to travelling togs
and got back down in time to catch
the train his folks were on.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-08-23
How Would You Like
TO Have His Gifts?

How would you like to have the
gifts which nature has bestowed on
Carl Loveland? This young man,
friend of Manager Lawrence of the
Lyric theatre, will visit him the last
of the week and may be prevailed
upon to appear at the theatre. This
young San Franciscan is wonderful
clarinet soloist, has rare ability on
the cello, plays the piano, sings and
dances. He gives an all around en-
tertainment which is sure to appeal.