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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-08-27
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01

Tomorrow night win mark the last performance of .sBig Jim Garrity'' by the Ca1burn Stock co. at the Lyric theatre. where this recent New York success has proven another one of the con1pany's usual successes
 Beginning next week the company will have a new leading lady in the person of Miss Suzanne Jackson, one of the most charming women on the American stage today. Miss Jackson will open her engagement here with the Ca1burns in s.Her Own Money a very wonderful play which has a theme of interest to everyone
 On Monday night patrons will be presented another photograph of one of the company. This time those who have made it a point of securing each of the former photos can add to their collection the picture of Ed ward Darney, juvenile man of the company. who has scored in every part he has played this season
 Special settings are being painted by the Lyric artists and real New York production will be offered the Bridgeport theatregoers at popular prices.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01
 DIEEes

7 this. city. Dec. s1. 1e1e. Patrick J. Canny
 Frfeuda are invited Co attend tz5e funeral from his late restdsnces 4tf Orchard street, on Monday, Jan. at e:S0 a. un., and from St. Gn1sr1e church at 10 a. ms with soAell4 high mass Inter1nent at SE A- cl1aelss cemetery. New Haven Meriden papers please copy this city. Dec. 30. 191ss John E. son of the late John ana Elizabeth Flynn, aged ss year.
 Friends ars invited to aEtend enc funeral from the underSaktng pEz 1ors of Culltnan 6 Mullins 59A Main street, on Monday, Jan. {, as s.S0 a. m, and from et ChAr5e church at a. m., with so1exnu h71sn mass Interment at St. 1atclzAsA@s cemetery. BYRNE-In this city, Thursday Dee. 31st. 1914 Charles I. Byrne.
 Frfende are invited to attend the funeral from his late realdence. No. 643 Fairfield avenue on MoncAs, Ian 4 1915 at S:30 a. m.s and from st. Aueustine's church whence solemn high mass of requ1eEu VII be offered for the repcse of hts soul at g o'clock Burial at St. 7Ei- cFaaefss cemetery. 4 be WARD-In this city, Dec &C., 1S1A, Gertrude A. beloved wife of Fred R. ward, age n years, Enont1zs IS days
 Friends may view the reTnai1a Nt the mortuary chapel of August e. Baker, 1927 Stratford avenue one Friday evening the remains win ne taken to New Haven. Saturday laoruinE to the undertaking peEAcrE of A. H. Sabin, corner Grand Ave nue and Atwatsr, Fair Haven 4t o'clock. Imterment at uE4icH cemetery. New Haven.
 EDGERFoN-In Hhaa city, Dec. a. 1914. Fary Clinton Edgertc1s a8e TO years, months. 8 days
 Friends are invited to attend t1e funeral services at his late roEls dsnce. 1858 StBatford avenue on Saturday morning at ten o'elocE. The remains will be taken on the 1z.1s train. by Funeral Director August G Baker to New Britain where funeral services will be held at the chapel at FairvteF cemetery. New Britain. z S1 pe O,CONNoR-In t44is city. Dee. 60. 1914. John OsConnor, aged 44 years.
 Friends are invited to attend tlle funeral at the residence of nis aunt, Mrs John CleaTy, 6s1 Main St.. on Saturday. Jan. 9, 1915. at s:30 a. n1, and from Sacred Heart church at g 3. m- Interment at st
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01
OBITUARY
sIsTER MARY BERNARD


 The many friends in this city of Sister Mary Bernard, known in the world as Sarah Guilty, will be grieved to learn Of her death which occurred at the Corpus Christi monastery, Hunts Point, N. Y, yesterday Sister Mary Bernard was 43 years of age and for the past 21 years has spent her life in this monastery Sister Mary Bernard was born in the North End. She received her early educa- ton in the public schools, entered High school and graduated from that institution with honors she being valedictorian of her class. She then entered the Bridgeport Training school and after graduation was ap- pointed to Island Brook school as principal
 After teaching school for a few years she entered the order of St. Donnonic. the cloistered monastery at Hunts Point, N. Y, in which place she has remained until her death. Sister Mary Bernard was possessed of extraordinary talent, while in the monastery she translated many re1i- gious books from French and Ger man into English. She was a very fluent talker in both languages
 She is survived by three brothers, Martin. we'll known butcher in the North End, Daniel, a dancing master and Michael, a policeman. Her fun eral will be held tomorrow afternoon at 2;30 o'clock at the monastery
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01

$2O.0O Red Fox sets ........ $12.4S $500 black Siberian wolf muffs or
 neck pieces .. $S.4S 5000 black Siberian wolf muffs or
 neck pieces .........r.s .%7.&S $20.OO black American wolf muffs or
 neck pieces .$1SOS S15.OO black fox muffs or neck pieces
 $1O.9S $1S.OO black fox muffs or neck pieces
 $1S.4S $22.OO Black fox muffs or neck pieces
 ........... SIG. IS $25.OO Black fox muffs or neck pieces
 ....... $18.9S $3O.OO BIack fox nnuffs or neck pieces
 $aS.4S S2O.0OO Natural Roccoon sets. $14.9S $25.OO Natural Raccoon sets. .$18.4S $5O.0O Natural RaeCoon SetS4 $32.48 $40.0O Natural skunk n1uffs .$29, ,9S $3O.0O Black Lynx muffs or neck
 pieces, $2&.9o $S5.O0 Black Lynx nuffs or neck
 pieces $27.75 s 500 Black Narobia Lynx Muffs or Neck pieces $5.48 $10.OO Black Narobfa Lynx Muffs or e.N ck eeea Pfeces So.9S
 Neck pieces .......... $1O.98 500 Black Coney nauffs $1 .9s s 2.50 Black Coney r1auffs .... .$1.69 $4.OO Black Coney muffs. =. $2.75 $500 Black Coney muf9s. ..... .$344 AS $7.OO Black COney muffs $3.98
 HALF PRICES.
 . Hundreds of other kinds of fur nauffs and neck pieces
 7sc White embroIdered lawn
 s1.oo White elnbroidere:d lawn +'' SIPS White e1nbroidered lawn .0' sa.sO White embroidered lawn e'o 9a.0O White embroidered lawn
 waists $1sAS I $2.5O white embroidered lawn waists
 ....5..s.s.. SITS i S2. 50 white and black silk crepe de
 chine waists 41.T5 $500 white and coIored silk crepe de chine waists .$2.2S Ss.75 white and coaored crepe de i chine vvaists ..as....}. .4S Better grades from .48.OO to $4.OO ] LOO Odd lot silk ana net ggafsts S1 .9S 5Oc Black percaIine petticoats :. 95c i $1. B Jersey silk top satin flonnce s1.ss TieSo patent bhainid p;esttiii-. ssS sa.oo FIexo patent band petii- .eo s2.5o F1eIo patent bs1d netti- v-'-s $500 F1exo patent band petti- Sf.ss messaIine sfil pesticoata. esc i $2.50 Taffeta silk petttcoata &1 B8
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01
JERUSHA s. PERRY

The funeral of Jerusha S., widow of Peter L.. Perry was held from her late residence, SIP East Washington avenue at 2 o'clock this afternoon Rev. Gerald H. Beard, pastor of the Park Street Congregational church officiated. There were many sorrow ing relatives and friends present The floral tributes were many. Burial was in Mountain Grove cemetery.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01
TWO MINISTERS QUIT
 PERUVIAN CABIN

Lima. Peru. Jan. 1.--Is1rtiaer calssat rssisnations. dus to the Snsettled DO iit4oaa conditions. were annouracsd en Thursday. Fernando Fuchs, rzlinisr Of the interior. s4nd Col. Abril, n1ini ter of war, wsrs che latest nneEahers ec fay down tnstr poEtfalios. goL Aasral has held offtce for only a5cut two weeks.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01

Cards have been issued announcing the wedding of Miss Margaret Mar jorie Roland and MT. Arthur William FIjerpe which was solemnized in Holy Trinity church on August 25, 1913, the Rev. H. $. Bruester, rector of the church, performing the ceremony.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01
THIs-AND FIVE CENTS,

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out th;s slip, enclose five cents to Foley & Co., Chicago, H., writing your name and address clearly. You will receive in return a free trial package containing Foley's Honey and Tar Compound, for coughs. colds; and eroup, Foley. Kidney Pills, and Foley Cathartic Tablets For sale in your town by Aindle,s Drug Stores.-Adv.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01
BEST FOR KIDNEYS

pr. J. T. R. Neal. Greenville, So. Car. says that in his 30 years of ex- perience he has found no preparation for the Kidneys equal to Foley Kidney Pills In soc and $1.oe sizes Best you can buy for backacfe, rheuma- tikm, kidney and bladder ailments. Hindle's Drug Stores.-Adv.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01
COL. LANYARD WILL
 BE HEALTH OFFICER
fscfaa to The Farmer

Fairfield, Jan 1.-Col vaIery Hav- ard of Afain street has been named as H. Dona1dson, who recently resigned after n yaarA' service Col. Havard is q sefrd army odfcer. He was with 1ho army q tnveasom m Cuba during
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01

this heroic effort Brassey quit the ring and re1apsed into that ohscurity from which he had issued.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01

the spanish-American war and was with the Russian army as an obser- vatdon officer during the war between Russia and Japan The colonel has retired from active practice as well as from the army. He has made his home in Fairfield for the past four years. 's-'Sze =
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01
THE SMITH-MURRAY 60.
 THE POPULAR CASH STORE
Sale of UndermuSlins
 Ends Tomorrow.

Tomorrow night will the close of this big money saving sale.
 Here many lovely pieces of dainty nery at prices that will tempt you They handsomely trimmed with beading ribbon lace, edges with insertion and ribbon etc., in variety of styles
 If you have yet taken advantage these bargains tomorrow will give you opportunity to do Plan to visit this department and the many fine bargains that are here, such as:
 50c crepe and fine cotton drawers S7e 50c corset Nicely trimmed E0c $00 white petticoats. and embroidered ouneings for 7Oe for S110 $d5O muslin gowns. Well trimmed in extra sizes S115 And many other lots, just attraetively priced
 THE SNfITH-MURRAY co.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01
NOTICE.
Bridgeport Hydraulic Company
 No. 820 Main Street,

Water rates for the quarter end- ing Jan 1st. 1915. are now due and payable at the office Of the company, No. 8z0 Main street. All bills must be paid on or before Jan. 10th. 1915. Business hours on Saturdays from a. m. to 1 2 m-
 For the Accommodation of the pub lie the office will be kept open from 6 a. nj to p. m. Mondays. Jan. 4th and 11tn. 1915.
 ALBERT. E. LAVERYs
 Secretary
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01

FOR sALE-EEorse, Inotles Bel
 Street. A bep
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-01

ADVERTISE IN THE FARMER.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
WORTH STOPPING TO PICK UP
Aged Miner Picks UP Nugget on Mo-
jave Desert While Out for a
Pleasure Stroll.

Thirty-fve hundred dollars
worth of gold in one chunk-a mug
get weighing 1924 pounds-has
been found near the head of Red
Rock canyon, on the Mojave des-
crt, by Dave Bowman, an old-time
placer miner, according to Lance
Underwood, who arrived in Bakers
licld. Cal, from Moiate.
Mr.. Bowman was not prospecting
when he found the nugget, accord
ing to Mr.. Underwood, but was
merely going into the canyon when
he saw the great lump of gold.
This nugget is very nearly the
largest ever found in this vicinity.
MIR. Bowman had no scales with
which to weigh the gold, but rugged
up a balance with ten-pound
hammer on one end, and the mug
get at the other end proved three
fOurths of pound heavier.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
NEW FIELD FOR MEN.

The perfect thirty-sixes are not all
women. We also have men models.
This fact was brought out when
Il New York woman suing for sep
aratlOn said her husband was a fash
ION plate. ''He changed his clothes
at least fifty times day." was her
parting remark. And the husband
admitted The impeachment. He said
he was man clothes model. 1t has
long since been found that real
clothes shown on real people are the
best advertisements for said clothes
that can be found. Designers of
women's costumes knew it all the
time, but it is comparatively a new
field for men. There are only six
of these Adonises in the business,
and they command good pay. They
are very valuable and important
adjunct to the mems clothes shop,
and particularly to the manufacture
ers of mems clothes.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
SIGNIFICANCE IN DEATH RATE
Statistics Show That an Undue Pro
portion OF Americans Suceumb to
Disease at Middle Age.

AT middle life and later the
American of today shows a dimin-
ished vitality as compared with the
American of thirty years ago. Reg
istration statistics and life insur-
ance statistics show that the death
rate in this country is increasing
at the later age periods, and that
the death rate from diseases Of the
heart, blood vessels and kidneys,
which affect chiefly those at middle
life and later, has increased during
the last thirty years. This is not
merely an apparent increase, due to
improvement in diagnosis, but an
actual increase, as these diseases
have been followed back as one
group, and thus errors in diagnosis
or changes in reporting are neces-
sarily kept within the group.
In England and Wales there has
been no such increase either in the
death rate from these degenerative
diseases or in the death rate at the
later age periods.
The expectation of life in this
country has not increased at the
older ages, although decided in
crease is apparent at the youngest
ages, due to the conquest of the
communicable diseases.
Strong and self-reliant as we are
as nation, let us rejoice that what
We are does not constitute the pin
nacle of strength, and that if we
take heed future development may
give us reason for even greater con-
fidence in our power to endure and
to prevail.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
INCREASES OUTPUT OF SILK
Valuable Discovery Of Japanese scien-
tist Given 80 HE Country by
Patriotic Citizen.

A new method by which silk
worms may be cultured ten times a
year instead of twice, as at present,
is reported to have been perfected
in Aichi Ken, Japan. The method
is very simple. Egg cards are i'm
mersed in hydrochlorie acid for fiye
to ten hours just before they are
hatched. In fortnight or twelve
days after the immersion the eggs
arc perfectly hatched, and worms
that are stronger and more healthy
than those Matched in any other
way may be seen coming out of the
shells. The silk produced by the
worms thus hatched is better and
longer than that produced in any
other way. AS the inventor of the
process tells in local paper, the
silk produced by the worms bred
in the newly invented way meas
ures 1900 feet. whereas the thread
produced by the worms hatched in
the ordinary way measures only 200
feet at the longest. .
The inventor further states that
anyone may make use of the new
process, which, although worthy of
being fully protected, will not be
patented, as the inventors sole de-
sire is to strengthen the country's
position as silk-producing coun-
try. The inventor is Director Ka-
wahito of the Aichi Ken sericulture
experimental station.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
DAY OF "DoLL" WOMAN GONE
Men Now Are Showing Preference for
Mental Qualifications In
Thoir Wives.

There used to be q time when
men preferred the "doll" type of
woman as a wife, to any other va
riety Fortunately that period has
passed, or, rather, there are so few
men with these preferences today
that they need not be considered
here. Of course there will always
he husbands who prefer to have all
the brains in the matrimonial part
nership, who look upon their wives
as playthings to be excluded from
all their real interests and the real
issues of life; as clotheshorses to be
dressed up and shown off as an
advertisement of the owners pros
Perity. Few men nowadays want,
and fewer women nowadays con-
sent, to be this sort of wife. Mu-
tual attraction plays as big a, part
as physical attraction in the selec-
ton of a mate. How else can he
develop his future if at the head of
the domestic helm there stands
woman who cannot meet him on
equal mental grounds, who cannot
understand and appreciate the
ideas he expounds? The average
wife of today must have mentality
if she is to hold her husband, and
the average man, realizing this,
perhaps better than the woman,
looks for fair amount of mental
ity in the girl he selects to be his
wife.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
ETIQUETTE OF HAT WEARING
Somewhat Of Puzzle az to Whether
One Should Be Covered or
Uncovered.

The news from Petrograd is of
the dismissal of the appeal of the
man who was sentenced to a years
fortress Imprisonment for wearing
his hat during the playing of the
national anthem. This hat trick
ls intricate etiquette! One recalls,
for instance, those Sussex danes
who raised their bonnets to Rich
ard Jefferies as he wandered
through their village. And Joffer-
les, too, noted an even greater ex-
ample of pOlitcness as practiccd
with the hat by man of the soil
who found himself in the hunting
field with the prince of Wales. He
raised his hat with both hands and
blushed at the graceful recognition
OF the homage. The plight of
Hooker, too, is noted by his biog-
rapher. For the "Judicious" one,
wrote Izaak Walton, was of $50
mild and humble nature that his
poor clerk and he did never talk
but with both their hats on, or both
of, at the same time."- london
Chronicle.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
RAILROAD ExoNERATED.

A railroad company is held not
negligent in the Arkansas case of st.
H., |. NJ. & S. X. Co. vs.. Waggoner,
81 l.. Il. a. On. s. 1S1, in leaving
an empty alcohol barrel on the plat
form mt destination, although it has
a caution notice upon it, if the notice
was put OH the package when full,
and its rules did not require such no
t'ces on empty packages, so as to
render it liable for injury to a child
who removes the stopper and places
lighted match at the vent, causing
an explosion of gas formed from the
small amount of liquid left in it.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
AsTUTE POLITICIAN.

Congressman Blowster seems to
have II severe cold in his head"
y es, he has been suffering for
week or more, but he has clever
way of explaining his affliction to
his constituents"
How is that ?"
He gives them to understand
that ne caught cold by continuously
keeping his ear to the ground"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
ExcUsA6LE ERROR.

GLOW many people came over
originally in the Mayhower?"
81 believe the latest estimate is
something like 9,784,326 persons"
Nonsense. The vessel could only
carry few hundred"
''The estimate was based, Il be-
heve, on the apparent number of
their descendants in this country"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
SOLAR PLExUs BLOW.

He said to her thusly: "If you
don't marry me I'm afraid III go
to the dogs"
And thusly she spake back:
"Well, l feel sorry for the dogs"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
MAKES HER RESTLESS.

Tne confidence Mrs. Gadders re-
poses in her husband is wonder
full"
My wife says she has confidence
IN me, but l fear it is not the re-
poseful kind"
''No?"
Its the kind that keeps her
awake at night until she 6nds out
where I've been.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
PRACTICALLY NoisHLEss, ANY.
HOW.

"For once the drummer in this
moving picture orchestra is non
plussed"
''How do you account for that ?"
"Why, the picture on the screen
shows political steam roller in ac'
tion and he has nothing with which
to initiate it."
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
MUST GET A REST SOMEHOW.

Doctor-YOu must go away for a
long rest.
Overworked Merchant-But, doc
tor, I'm too busy to go away.
Doctor-Well, then, you must
stop neutrality-suspicious. Evening
Transcript.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
A THRILLER.

Naud-Is Jack talkative man ?
Marie-Not on the subject girl
naturally expects to hear from one
who's been keeping company with
her for two years.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
THE PLACE.

''That faddist is certainly put
ting lots of honey in his public APP
pcals."
Naturally. He gets it from the
bee in his bonnet"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
Gs-AcTLY.

Friend-I've noticed Cults, the
tailor, going up to your studio every
day for a week. Is he sitting for
you?
Artist-No; he's laying for me.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
BoYHOoD.

Mamma-And you actually ate a
little toad? What in the world
made you do so?
Little Lester Willie
Kickover bet | dassent.-)udge.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
GREW POINTED.

"And why did he indulge in such
pointed remarks concerning you?"
81 think it was because | called
him a pinhead."
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
NATURALLY.

"Do you know where little boys
60 who doH't go to Sunday school ?"
eyes, ma'am; dey go fishin'."-
Michigan Qargoyle.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
THOUGHTFUL MiLkMAN.

See here, milkman, / don't
think the milk you are giving me
is pure"
Madam, to the pure all things
are pure" Life.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
DEFINITIONS.

dad, darling" remarked little
Rolla, "what does conservative
really mean?"
Beloved son." replied Rolla. ST.,
iii means hidebound-"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
SAFETY FIRST.

do you believe in being per-
fcctly frank with your friends ?"
"Only with those that are
smaller than am"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-27
Premier Carrier of the South.

Tickets sale daily and limited 80 days for returning
Good going via one route and returning via another.
Stop-oVerS allowed