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The Elbert County tribune., 1915-03-26
MAN, IS, is CUTTING TEETH
Uncle Peter Has Four New Molars.
Which Appear on Birthday
Celebration.
San Francisco.-There's an old
song that runs something like this:

song that runs something like this:
George, dear. George. dear.
DO you love me true?
George. dear. George dear
I'm certain that you do.
Please get up and light the FIRE.
Turn the gas a little higher.
Run and tell your Aunt Marian
Baby's got tooth.
They were singing this recently at
the Marin county almshouse-and
there's not a baby in the place. 1t
was all over Uncle Peter T. Hansen.
who was celebrating his eighty-fifth
birthday and who had been feeling
poorly of late. For three or four days
he was in bed, suffering from a high
fever.
They thought 1t was all up with
Uncle Peter
There was consultation between
County Physician J. H. Kuser and Dr.
Waid j. Stone. Something had to be
done. Finally the seat of trouble was
found in Uncle Peters mouth.
Uncle Peter had four nice new mo-
lars. two upper and two lower and
what luck!-opposite each other.
Uncle Peter ate chicken that night
for his dinner. And he was Just as
proud of his new ivories as was the
baby's mother in the song.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-03-26
Necessarily Slow.

A California youngster had been
permitted to visit boy friend on
the strict condition that he was to
leave there at five o'clock and his
mother was very angry. The young
ster insisted, however, that he had
obeyed his orders and had not lin
gered unnecessarily on the way.
'Do you expect me to believe" said
his mother, that it took you two
hours to walk a quarter of a mile?"
She reached for the whip. Now, sir,
will you tell me the truth?''
"Ye-es, mamma" sobbed the boy,
Charlie Wilson gave me mud
turtle and l was afraid--to carry it
SO led it home"
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-03-26
Ends Life a Human Torch.

Toledo.-The body of Mrs. Agnes
Yoder. twenty-five. wife OF Edward
Yoder. a lay preacher of Milford,
Mich. was found in bathroom In a
home for girls. All the clothing was
burned off and the flesh cooked The
coroner found that Mrs. Yoder had
committed suicide by saturating her
clothing with coal oil and igniting it.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-03-26
Relic of the Past

Seems to be diversity of opinion
about one thing"
What is that?"
Some old fogies seem to think a
trunk strap is more efficacious in re-
forming bad boy than suspended
sentence. Kansas City Journal.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-03-26
The Classic VOGUE.

DO you admire the classics ?" in
quired the student
Well" replied the theatergoer, 'I
don't care much for it in literature,
but it's all right in dancing
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-03-26

The only way some people could
keep promise is to place it in safe
deposit vault.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
SECOND TRIP.

On Saturday, May Goth, 1915, James
Cosby, ]. G. Miller and your humble
servant, all of Richmond, KY, got on a
G. & o. train at Winchester bound for
Richmond, Va, 10 attend the great Con-
federate Reunion.
We tried to get Pullman sleepers, but
they were all taken. We arrived at
Richmond at p. m, on the Both. AT
the Union depot, passenger auto
awaited US. We were driven to all the
principal hotels in the city, but found
all the good rooms taken. The princi-
pal hotels are the Richmond, jefferson
and Murphy. We were finally driven
to 902 West Main ST., an elegant private
residence and spacious sleeping rooms
with bath attached and the use of the
parlor. After supper we were driven to
KY. Headquarters, where we were gra-
ciously received by Col William B.
Halderman, Capt. John Fl. Leathers,
and COL e. Polk Johnson. But best OF
all we met that magnificent lady Mrs.
VIM. B. Halderman, who has been so
kind and generous to the Confederate
soldiers. Last but not least we met
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
QUESTION CLEARED UP.
Richmond People Can No Long
er Doubt the Evidence.


Again and again we have read OF
strangers in distant towns who have
been cured by this or that medicine
But Richmond pertinent question has
always been Has anyone here in Rich
mond been cured?" The word of d
stranger living hundred miles away
may be true, but it cannot have the
same weight with US as the word of our
own citizens, whom we know and re-
spect, aud whose evidence we can so
easily prove.
Mrs L. H. Todd. 12S Big Hill Ave +,
Richmond. says: Il felt run down and
in need of a kidney medicine. Doan's
Kidney Pills procured at Middelton's
Drug Store, made me feel better and
stronger in every way"
Price SOC, at all dealers. Don't SIM
ply ask for kidney remedy-get Doan' 5
Kidney Pills-the same that Mrs. Todd
had Foster Milburn Company, Props,
Buffalo, n. Y.-adv June
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
KINGSTON.
(Delayed)

The many friends of Mrs. Witt Curd
serious illness at her home near Burgin,
her daughter, Mrs. j. NJ Terrill left
early Sunday for her bedside Mr. w.
q. Lewis who has been in the mountains
for the past few days returning home 23O
sheep and nice bunch of hogs Rev ID.
G. Combs closed his meeting at Dreyfus
with several additions to the church
Quite number attended the bap-
tizing Sunday afternoon Peter Hig-
mite who formerly lived here died May
Both in Columbus. Chic. His death was
due to spinal Meningitis Miss Eva
Lewis was the guest of Miss Bette Lew
is in Berea Saturday and Sunday -
Russell Doty who has been in Texas for
the past few months is expected home
soon. Russell is very much improved
in health which will be: gratifying news
to his many friends Mrs. Lee Peters
is visiting relatives in jackson and Ows-
ley counties----Mr. and Mrs. Chester
Morris, of Lexington are with relatives
at this place for few days---Mr. G. w.
Moody is having a nice barn erected on
his farm----Dr. Guy of Richmond, was
the guest of DIR. G. d. Hawkins Wednes-
day and Thursday of last week - Mrs.
John L. Greene and children visited rel
atives near Red House Saturday and
sunday Rev. Peel gave an interest
ing talk at Mote school house Saturday
night and Sunday.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
Watch Your Wife.
Keep your eye on your wife.

Keep your eye on your wife.
Not to keep some other man from
stealing her-for wives worth having are
not stealaele.
But keep her contented, for that will
help you to keep cheerful.
And to keep her cheerful-for that
will keep her pretty.
To keep her pretty is to help yourself
keep your eyes off other women, very
necessary thing for married man if he
would be happy.
Keep in mind the girl you led to the
altar-for your wife is that girl; just as
good, just as lovable, just as sincere,
just as honest.
Keep in mind also that you were ready
10 do almost anything to get her-and
so you are reminded that it's up 10 you
10 make some little sacrifice in order TO
keep her.
Just keep your eye on your wife and
do your share toward making a success
of your greatest business undertaking.
the business OF being happy married
man.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
HIGH OFFICIALS
TAKING TANLAC
Judges, Mayors and Prominent
Business Men Try Premier
Preparation.

Lexington, KY, June 15.-'I have
sold Tanlac since the beginning of its
introduction in Lexington, to the May
ors of a number of cities, County Judges,
Circuit Judges, and to many of the most
prominent business men and profession
al men in Kentucky" said VIM. E.
Stagg, the Lexington druggist.
1.-The demand for the preparation has
been phenomenal. In all of my twenty
years experience in the drug business l
have never seen anything to equal it.
I'm addition to the Lexington demand,
Tanlac has been shipped from my store
to Kansas City, Mo, Colorado Springs,
Colo, Denver, Colo, Memphis, Tenn,
Meridian, Miss. Bonnilla, S. D., Pitts
burg, Pa A., Jacksonville, Fla, Louisville,
KY, Tiffin, o., Columbia, Tenn, Palm
Beach, Fla, Phoenix, Ariz, Los An
geles, Cal, and many other points too
numerous to mention. You may rest
assured that every city in Kentucky also
has heard of Tanlac.
Il can only account for the great de-
mand for the preparation by the fact il
is good medicine. That is proved by
the numerous statements from those
who have tested the medicine and are
now convinced of its excellent m erits
The public has evidently not been slow
to appreciate the Tanlac merit.
Practically $40, 900 90 worth of Tan
lac has been sold and distributed through
my store within the past few weeks
Such a demand is most certainly un-
precedented.
my associations with Mr. Cooper and
the agency for Tanlac has been very
pleasant. therefore take pleasure in
commencing Mr.. Cooper and his very
excellent preparation"
Tanlac, the premier preparation, on
sale in Richmond at II. L. Perry's drug
store, where it is being introduced here.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16

Mrs. IT. B. Taylor and sons, Homer
and Wendell, left Friday for McCredie,
Mo-, where they will spend the summer
with the formers pa rentsMr.
Jno. w. Moo res, wen. to Louis
Vile Friday to consult sp ecial-
list. DIR. Vardy Taylor accompanied him
MIR. and Mrs R. NJ. Rowland, Sara
Elizabeth Roland, Mrs. Sallie Lackey
and Mr.. and Mrs. r. o. Lackey, of Rich
mond, motored TO New Castle Saturday
to visit Rev. B. o. Beck and family
Miss Elizabeth Lackey, of Kingston is
visiting Mrs. Vardy Taylor Rev. and
Mrs. J. Wood Browning, of Lexington
will occupy Mrs. T. B. Taylor's house
during her absence this summer They
will arrive Monday----Mr. w. B.
Thorpe. of Richmond, has moved to FL
liston Mrs. w. P. Bush, of Irvine,
spent Saturday and Sunday with rela-
lives here - Rev. Mr. Savage, formerly
Chaplin at Frankfort PenitentIary, will
preach at Flatwoods Church Sunday
morning and lecture on tuberculosis in
the Afternoon
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
L. e. LANE

Mrs Francis Steele, of Woodford coun-
and when looked into her eyes l i'm
agined that Jno. G. Breckenridge was
looking at me.
Richmond, Va, is fine city with
IFS, 600 nhabitants, fine broad streets,
elegant hotels, substantial business
houses. The people are generous and
they treated US splendidly. We went
to the principal monuments in the city.
We stood before the great j. E. B.
Stewart monument, mounted on a mag
nificent horse and could almost hear him
sing, "Aint you mighty glad to get out
of the Wilderness. We stood before
the splendid monument of jeff Davis,
and thought how could that man have
irons riveted on the ankles of such a
great, refined, christian gentleman. We
stood before the monument of Gen.
Robt. E. Lee, thought of one of sen
fences in his farewell address, by the
terms of agreement, officers and men can
return to their homes and remain until
exchanged. You will take with you the
satisfaction that proceeds from the con-
sciouness of duty faithfully performed
and / earnestly play that merciful God
will extend to you his blessing and pro
lection
AS we stood before all these monu-
ments, Lees, Washington's, jeff Davis
Stewards and others, These lines oc
cured to me:
Lives of great men all remind US
That we can make our lives sublime
And departing leaves behind US,
Footprints on the sands of time.
Footprints that another
Sailing DER life's solemn main
forlorn and ship-wrecked brother
May take hope again."
As l stood in the Hotel jefferson,
named after tie Sage of Monticello, >"
who had founded the University OF Vir-
GINA. admiring the statute erected to
his memory, | wondered if there were
any Democrats like him in kentucky
and no donbt there are many-but
couldn't think of but one-and that was
Marse Henry Watterson of Louisville.
feel that am making this too long,
so will wind up by saying we arrived
home safe and sound and | think the
trip did US all good. CD. p.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
PAINT LICK.
DELAYED


Miss Belle Denny of Stanford, is visit
ing Mrs. r. l.. Walker Roy Esiridge
took his sisters and Miss Chasteen Ruck-
er down TO Lancaster TO see the play
Nose given by the pupils of the High
School Buffalo Mills of this place
has a new coat of paint Mr.. w. G.
Fish who has not been out of his home
for two years. motored over with Rice
Woods to Crab Orchard to the Bankers
Convention White Station played
Point Leavil Saturday sc IRE stood two
in favor Of the former---M Miss Stella
Mcwhorter who has been teaching at
Paintsville has returned home ---John
Wilson who has been teaching at Haz
ard is at home for the summer Levi
Davis OF Livingston is visiting friends
here THE farmers wanted rain badly
now harvest is almost here and the cry
comes now for dry weather Mrs. Reuben
Ralston has the measles Roy Is
fridge, DR.. w. Carman and Hays Met
calf attended the Conclave at Danville.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
Fathers Gun Prevails
In Family Fight
Alta cked by Two Drunken Sons
He Kills One and Wounds
the Other.

HaweSville, Ky. June "A. II. Ad
Vile. killed his son. Frank Adkins, ant
probably fatally wounded his son, Will
Adkins. Sunday afternoon. Mr. Adkins
notified the Sheriff's office and he was
placed under guard at his home uui /
a Coroner's jury invesiiga ed The Cas-. i.
de was then released on his own bond
Neither of the sons lived with their
parents. Tney were visiting on the
der Adkins farm, and just before lei. "
ing became involved in a dispute over
tue custody of viii Adkins eight-year-
old son, who had been reared by his
grandparents.
The father is said 10 have gone to the
house, seized pistol, and followed by
his sons armed with hoe and knife,
taken refuge in an orchard. The sons
are said TO have attacked their parent,
who shot 10 save his life. The elder
| Adkins says that his sons were under
the influence of liquor and he had pre-
viously told them TO leave and not re-
turn in that condition.
Will Adkins fell first with bullet
ahrough his abdomen, and a moment
later Frank was pierced by three shots
two in the chest and one in the hand
Frank died in few minutes. Surgeon:
from HawesvIlle operated on Will, the
younger son, but his condition this morn.
| ing is critical.
Frank was thirty-five years old and
leaves his widow and seven children
Will is thirty-two years old and has q
wife and one child, the boy over whom
the quarrel started
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
Not For Men Only.

Foley Carthartic Tablets are no: as
insistently demanded by women as by
men because this particular cathartic is
not SO well known among women. Wo-
men suffer as much as men from indi-
gestion and constipation, and they also
require this scientific remedy to keep
the stomach sweet, the liver active and
the bowels regular. Foley's Cathartic
Tablets are wholesome and thoroughly
cleansing; do not grippe or cause nausea.
Stout people say this is the one cathar-
tic that takes away that over full and
feeling, Sold everywhere
adv. june
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
In Memory of Miss Ethel Will

On June 1, 1915, immortality snatched
from the iron grip of death, and the
voice of angels fell in sweetest cadence
upon the soul of Miss Ethel Williams;
young in years, bnt full of glory she has
passed TO the utmost bounds of the ev-
erlasting hills.
God loaned this sweet pure life fol %
years and its sudden departure, is only
link that binds his love ones Nearer
My God to Thee" She was good
Christian. How sweet when our loved
ones are gone that they are where no
pain or sorrow will ever be- She has
left the home vacant and many broken
hearted, but she has gone to fill va
cant place in the Fathers home not
made with hands. I'm my Fathers
house there are many mansions and
we believe she is now enjoying that
blessing.
She leaves mother and father, one
brother, four sisters and a host of
friends to mourn her departure. Blessed
be the dead that die in the Lord, May
our Christ comfort the loved ones left
behind and help each one of them to
continue faithful until jesus says Come
up Higher
The funeral service was conc cted at
the grave, by DIR. E. G. McDougle, after
which she was laid to rest in the Rich
mond cemetery.
The resurrection glory now is hers,
The crown upon her brow,
With heavens white ROBBED, blood
washed throag.
She sings redemption's glorious song,
We would not cali thee back again.
But, oh, thy bliss VIC long TO share,
And by his grace we'll met thee there.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
Two Trips to Richmond, Va.
FIRST TRIP.

In the month of March, 1860, 500
prisoners of Jno Hunt Morgan's Com
mand were marched out of Camp Doug
las at Chicago, after having been
thoroughly searched and everything
valuable or any warm clothing taken
from US. We were marched to the train
to be taken to Richmond, Va, for ex-
change. We had been in prison 70
months, captured at Burlington Island.
During the night after leaving Chicago,
other train on the same track. L did
not know what the was matter-but did
know that l went flying over the back
seats about as fast as our train was run
ming. l soon found out that we had had
what they called Collision and they
commenced talking about our train tele-
scoping the other. That was miser-
able night we spent, several men were
killed, and many seriously hurt. None
of the prisoners were seriously hurt.
We finally crossed the Ohio river and
there our trouble began. We had been
in passenger cars, but they put US on
stock trains on the b. & o. road at the
river, and they put about as many of US
in cars, as they would have a lot of hogs,
| think about 40. This might have been
a benefit TO us, because we had but little
clothing, and it was cold. So we just
piled up on each other like lot of hogs,
and finally they unloaded us at Balti-
more, formed US in line, and marched
US down TO Fort McHenry. Going down
to the Fort, | had the satisfaction of
feeling that l was in Heaven, because on
either side of the road stood the most
beautiful ladies l had ever seen. l
thought they were angels, they fed US
and cheered US, and ever since that time
the baltimore women. We stood in the
mud ankle deep, without any fire, and
it was the only night that did not care
whether lived or died
Next day they shipped US TO Atkins
Landing on James River and there we
were turned over 10 the Confederate
Government on parole for 30 days. We
walked TO Richmond and were sent To
Camp Lee and paid off in Confederate
money. l Immediately went up town
and noticed a stand with corn bread on
it. l gave So for piece that would not
weigh over three-fourths of pound |
stayed in Va, until Lee surrendered,
and then until Johnson surrendered.
made my way back TO my home in Ken
lucky and was not yet 20 years old.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
COULD SCARCELY
WALK ABOUT

believe l would have died II ! hadn't
taken it.
After ! began taking cardui, was
greatly helped, and all three bottles re-
lieved me entirely.
l fattened up, and grew so much
stronger In three months, felt like an
other person altogether"
Cardui is purely vegetable and gentle
acting. Its ingredients have mild, tonic
effect, on the womanly constitution.
Cardui makes for increased strength
improves the appetite, tones up the ner-
vous system, and helps to make pale,
sallow cheeks, fresh and rosy.
Cardui has helped more than a million
weak women, during the past so years
1t will surely do for you. what 1t has
done for them. Try Cardui today.
Write to: Chattanooea Medicine Co., Ladies', Ad-
viSory Dept. Chattanooga. Tenn., for SDccio[ In
stT1Lct5ons on your case and 64-pags book. Home
Trsatnent for Women" sent In plata wrapper. J-6s
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
And For Three Summers Mrs. Vim
cent Was Unable to Attend to
Any Of Her Homework.

Pleasant Hill, N. CT suffered for
three summers" writes Mrs. Walter
Vincent, of this town, land the third and
last time, was my worst.
had dreadful nervous headaches and
prostration, and was scarcely able to
walk about. Could not do any of my
housework.
! also had drea1ful pains In my back
and sides and when one of those weak,
sinking spells would come on me,
would have TO give up and lie down,
until it wore off.
] was certainly in a dreadful state oil
health, when ! finally decided to try
Cardui. the woman's tonic, and firmly
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
Only A Few Can Go.

Those who are so fortunate that ex-
pense does not have to be considered are
now going TO health resorts TO get rid of
the impurities of the system that cause
rheumatism, backache, swollen, aching
joints and stiff, painful muscles. Ifyou
are one of those who cannot go, yet feel
that you need relief from such pain and
misery, try Foley Kidney Pills. They
restore the kidneys TO healthful activity
and make you well and strong. Sold
everywhere-adv. June
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
A Liberal offer

The undersigned druggist is author
lied by the America Drug & Press AS
ISOLATION. of which he is a member, TO
guarantee Meritol Hair tonic to give
satisfaction or the purchase price will
be refunded. This indicates the conf
dence they have in this preparation.
Madison Drug Co Local Agency. Prices
SOC $l.00-Adv. June
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16

The two Hopkins boys who were re.
Gently convicted of the murder OF Mar
shall Collins, of Der, a, have been grant
ed new trial by the Court of Appeals.
The grounds of the reversal were that
the verdict should have been for indie
terminate sentence instead OF for a fixed
time Henry had sentence of seven
and William twenty-one years.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16

Most disfiguring skin eruptions. scro-
fula, pimples, rashes. ETC.. are due to
impure blood. Bnrdock Blood Bitters
as a cleansing blood tonic, is well rec
commended. SI.O0 at all stores.-ady.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
Gov. McCreary Appointed.

One of the last acts ofSecretary Bryan
was to appoint Gov. McCreary as the
American Commissioner to the Arbitra-
ton Treaty with Porto Rico. Gov Nc
Creary has not signified his intention as
TO this appointment.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16

Itching piles provoke profanity, but
profanity won't remove them. Deans
Ointment is recommended for itching,
bleeding or protrnding piles. SOC at
ali es.-adv.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16

Best prices in town on hay, corn. oats.
field seeds, ETC.. at Elmer Tate's, Irvine
street. Phone 793. At
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16

Hauling of all kinds promptly done.
Elmer Tate, Irvine street. Phone 1888. 4
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16

One way TO relieve habitual constipa-
ton is to take regularly mild laxative
Doan's Regulets are recommended for
this purpose. 25c box at all drug
StOreS.-adv. June
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
New Trial For Hopkins.

Pure Country Sorghum at Lackey 6
Todd's. eff
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-06-16
WACO.

Best of Groceries at Lackey & Todd's
Phone g.. Tiff