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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20

DON'T VISIT THE CALIFORNIA EX-
POSITIONS Without supply of Aliens Foot
Ease, tho antiscptic powder to be shaken into the
Shoes, or dissolved in the foot-bath The Standard
Remedy for the feet for Is years. II gives instant
relief to tired, aching feet and prevents swollen.
hot feet, One lady writes: 81 enjoyed every minute
Of my stay at the Expositions thanks to Aliens
Foot-Ease my shoes. Get IL TODAY Adv
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
Bio FeeIinC.

Churchill is said the area of all
New England is less than half that of
Montana.
Gotham-And yet it's safe bet that
New England feels good deal big.
ger.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
Salt for the Cattle

Do you keep salt so your cattle can
get it all the time, or do you aim to
salt them once week? The once-a-
week fellow is too liable to forget.
Have a salt box in a convenient Gov
cred place and always have salt in it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
Drink Oenison's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

But it doesn't matter if pretty girl
isn't clever, for at least nine men out
of ten will never know the difference.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
Nothino 70 Talk 6baIif

"Is Mrs. Crabson enjoying good
health now?"
Her health is good, but she doesn't
enjoy it. That woman is lost without
a symptom"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
The Realistic nrapo,

The Ghost could a tale unfold to
you whose slightest word would make
each particular hair stand on end.
Hamlet-Useless labor, old chap;
my hairs naturally pompadour.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
Too Angry to Sleep.

"Do you ever wake up your wife
getting in late nights?"
Never
How the deuce do you manage it?"
she is never asleep"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
The Place to SIeep

Church, see it is said that a
botanist in Philadelphia has succeed
ed in putting a plant to sleep.
Gotham-In Philadelphia, did you
say?
Yes. in Philadelphia"
Don't suppose they'll ever be able
to wake it, then"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
Lost the Scent. Perhans-

Cook-The cheese has run out.
mum.
Mistress-Why didn't you chase it?
Transcript.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YoU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, watery
Eyes and GRADUATED Eyelids; No Smarting-
Just Ere comfort Write for Book of the Eys
BY mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
Its Nature.

Why do you want to send for
chiropodist?"
Because they tell me it's toemaine
poisoning I've got"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
Why He Mourns.

The hard-worked humorist is sad
It must not be forgotten,
Some days his stuff is merely bad
And others simply rotten.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
Batter Than SHauinn

Hungry Higgins-Hullo, Rufe! How
did youse leave things in Terry Hut?
Ragged Rufus-By de hog train.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
PAT WAS NOT A CRATER.

Patrick Henry may have been a
statesman, but he wasn't an up-to-date
politician"
That's SO; he should have said
Give me graft or give me DEATH"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20

The trouble with the man who
knows it all is he knows lot that ia
no earthly good.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
H0mneHss%ioHe

Proud Parent-My daughter plays
entirely by ear.
Unwilling Hearer-Then I'm glad
I'm deaf.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20

Young man, beware of the dear girl
who let's you do all the talking during
courtship. She's playing a waiting
game.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
Different Kinds,

One optimist will seek to grow
A wiser race than this;
Another merely strives to show
That ignorance is bliss.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
Drink DenIson's Coffee.

Happiness is merely the art of max
ing what we get st our desires.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
Daily Thought.

There are three tests OF wise work;
That it must be honest, useful ans
cheerful. Ruskin.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20

When so-called vocalist murders a
song the sound is not deadened.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
important 70 Mothers
Bears the ~

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
SartoriaIIY Sneakinn.

Behold the classic dancer,
Applauded everywhere.
She makes the barest living,
But she has coin to spare.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20

Some people tell the truth out m
pure cussedness.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20

Cholly-You say she threw you over
without any warning?
Willy-No; she warned me if l ever
came around again, she'd set the dog
on me-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20
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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-20

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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
SHORTY MILLER MADE
BOYD PHYSICAL HEAD

CONTINUED from First Page.1
in the Fall. Mr.. Miller will be in COM
plete charge Of the athletic activities
of the institution.
Shorty" Miller is graduate of the
Central high school, class of 1910, and
is one of the best known and most
popular athletes in the city. While in
Central he was football, basketball,
track and baseball star. excelling in
each of these sports. After graduation
from Central high school Shorty"
went to State College. where he was
one of the leading football players, be-
ing elected captain of the eleven. A
famous run he made through the Uni
versity of Pennsylvania team for a
touchdown nearly the length of Frank
lin Field has gone down In the annals
of football history.
One of the striking characteristics of
the man is his extreme modesty, and
this characteristic won him a popu-
larity and admiration that probably no
student in either Central of State ever
before received.
He is especially we'll fitted for his
duties of athletic director of the Boyd
institution. being an authority in
nearly all lines of popular sport
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
GRAMMAR STUDENTS
To GET DIPLOMAS
Exercises to Be Held Next Tues
day in Neidig Memorial U. B.
Church

Professor George F. Dunkleberger,
supervising principal of the Swatara
township schools, has completed ar
rangements for the annual grammar
school commencement to be held next
Tuesday evening in Neidig Memorial
United Brethren Church, Oberlin.
Twenty-eight pupils from the gram
mar schools at Enhaut, Oberlin and
Rutherford will receive the diplomas
which will entitle them to enter the
high school at Oberlin next year.
A varied program has been ar
ranged. 1t includes some timely es-
says on subjects of interest to residents
of the villages interested. The COM
plete program is as follows: Process
sional, march, Helen Brehm; invoca-
ton, the Rev. Charles E. Boughter;
song, "A Medley of National Songs"
class; recitation. The Chambered
Nautilus" Dorothy >Boughter; THE
Rutherford Railroad Yards" Walter Lo =
gan; recitation. What Is So Rare as
a s.s Day in June?" Thelma Baxter;
Something About Railroads." John
''Dauphin County" Clair Aungst; pam
tomime, "Hcme. Sweet Home" class;
recitation, 'Eulogy on the Death of
James A. Garfield" Pauline Fromm;
recitation, college Oil Cans" Kath-
crime Barnes; song, 20 Lovely Night -
high school girls chorus; play, THE
Worrier," class: presentation of the
certificates; announcements; song,
THE Lost Chord" girls of the class
benediction, the Rev. Charles e.
Boughter.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
STEIN AUTOMOBILE
FENDER BILL KILLED
Stamp Tax on Stock Transfers
Also Defeated; Other Bills
Passed
We treated the zones in the immediate vi-

The Stein bill requiring automobiles
20 be equipped with tenders was de-
feated in the House to-day.
The House defeated the bill to pro-
vide revenue by imposing a stamp tax
of two cents on the dollar of each
500 of value in stock transfer. An
other revenue raiser, that providing
one mill tax on each dollar OF capital
invested in manufacturing in Penn
sylvanla, has been recommitted and
will hardly reappear this session.
Bills were passed finally as follows:
Amending law for State aid to agri-
cultural exhibitions so that three fairs
in one county instead of two may
participate.
s. Providing uniform rates of taxation
in second class cities.
Municipal Home Rule League bill
amending public service law so that
appeals may be taken in grade cross
ing cases; to permit taking of testi-
mony by persons designated by COM
mission and prohibiting secret hear
ings.
Making turning in of short weight
in filling contract requiring payment
by weight a misdemeanor.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
"BREAK|NG" AN AUTO
WORSE THAN A COLT
So Declares Sam Lehrman, Who
Has Lost Two Cars in
Two Days
THE GLOBE

Learning to operate a new auto
mobile is just as difficult and ener-
waiting as breaking in a frisky colt,
judging by the trying experience of
Sam Lehrman. who conducts gen.
eral store at Front and Chambers
streets.
Sam has driven many a colt in his
time. Recently. however, he decided
to tackle an automobile. He purchased
a Ford. An experienced chauffeur
brought it down to his residence.
Yesterday John Pencic and John
Belicic, Lehrman's clerk and car
penter, who is building the garage.
decided they'd Just knock off bit and
take a spin. Down below the Half
way House they came to grief The
car butted into pole and Just wouldn't t
bulge away. Lehrman was sent for.
This is a good time to learn my
car" he soliloquized as he cranked up
and started the machine limping up
Front street. But the car was "frisky.'
Itdecided to tango. In long, sweeping
curves it SKINNED over the smooth
surface of South Front street. A big.
burly truck was coming down and
challenged the little car for the right
of way.
But the Ford was spirited and
over against the big truck it darted.
Bang A wheel came off, and Lehr-
man leaped to safety as the car settled
along the side of the road.
But Lehrman is a plucky man, and
a little experience like that doesn't t
discourage him bit. Up to the garage
in Harrisburg he went this morning
and got a new car.
Proudly he swept down Front street,
complete master of the second ma
chine. At his store he obtained big
roll of linoleum and started out to
deliver 1t. Up past the scene of last
evenings trying experience he safely
went, the machine obeying every twist
and turn of the steering gear.
But at Washington street something
happened. Lehrman doesn't know
Just what. He thinks. perhaps, the
car was overheated and wanted to
take a swim. Anyway. before he knew
what had happened. the pesky car was
down nosing around in the water of
the old Pennsylvania canal, eight feet
below the surface of Front street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
FURNITURE" CAR
FILLED WITH LIQUOR
Piano Box, Trunks and Barrels
Found to Be Loaded
With Spirits
WEST VIRGINIA LAWS BROKEN
One Consignment Also Reported
to Have Been Labeled
Hardware"
WEST VIRGINIA LAWS BROKEN
By Associated Press

Charleston, w. Va, April 2S.-State
authorities to-day renewed their vigil
lance in enforcing the West Virginia
prohibition laws following the discov-
cry and confiscation of the contents of
a car supposed to have been loaded
with furniture but in reality contain
ing Intoxicating liquors here to-day
A piano box, trunks, boxes and barrels
from which protruded bits of bed
clothing were found by the authorities
to be filled with bottles of liquor. Gene
Drennen. a local restaurant keeper, at
whose home a wagonload of liquor was
alleged to have been found. and Mrs.
Maude Hull and Mrs. Mackie Duncan,
relatives of brennan, were arrested
and held under bond. The car, it was
said was sent here from Cincinnati.
The prohibition officers also confis-
Gated a consignment of hardware"
which was found to be whisky.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
Suitcase With Many
Foreign Labels Awaits
Claimant at Station

A suitcase containing some old
clothes awaits an owner at the police
dicates that the suitcase has been in
many European cities. 1t was found
in backyard in Strawberry street
was stolen from the Adams Express
Company.
The address on the case is partly
rubbed off. The names of NJ. Nelson
and Rev. H. NJ. Anderson, and care of
A. H. Nelson are written on a small
tag. On one side of the suitcase is a
steamship label. showing that S. j.
Nelson occupied stateroom No. 2, on
the Harvard, of the American Line Oc-
tober Z. No year is given The labels
include hotels at Rome. Geneva, Switz-
erland, Paris, Heidelberg. Holland
Leipsic. Venice and many other places.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
View Rodx Tontpbt. :
STEELTON SNAP SHOTS

Storm Removes ROOf.-High wind
accompanying yesterday afternoons
storm ripped the roof from Hartman's
bakery, Bessemer street.
Sokol to Participate.-The Croatian
Sokol last evening accepted the invi-
tation of the Civic Club to participate
in the May carnival.
Chorus to Organize. - The Hills
chorus will organize this evening. The
first rehearsal will be held in the First
Presbyterian Church at $40 o'clock
Lawrence A. Stahl will direct the
choir
Jury Picked.-The jury, which will
hear evidence concerning the death
Sunday by stephen Faith, the 6-year-
old boy, who was killed by an auto
mobile, is as follows: II. w. Bannon,
Ross d. Saul, David C. Devlin, Harry
+. Coleman, John L. Murphy and
Richard Nebinger. The Inquest will
be held in Squire Gardner's office at 2
o'clock tomorrow.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
GERMAN ADVANCE CHECKED
By .Attoeialed Press

London, April 28.-The German de-
sign Is to turn the left of the British
position at Ypres and drive the allies
out of Belgium. according to the Times
in the north of France.
He says that while the battle still is
raging fpriously, the German advance
has been definitely checked. a deep
laid plan to force passage of the
User canal has failed. and the allies
again are firmly established on the
eastern side of the canal.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
FISH AND GAME BILLS
UP IN THE HOUSE TO-DAY

The Senate bill regulating lake fish
ing was amended to provide that it
shall not tke effect until August, 1915
The fox killing bill was postponed
While Mr.. Spangler, York, was out of
the hall the eel basket bill was sent
to the fisheries committee, to which
Mr.. Spangler objected strenuously de-
claring he had not received q square
deal. He moved that the bill be taken
from the committee and won out after
some earnest remarks by Mr.. Hackett.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
LOCAL MACCABEE HoNoRED

Three hundred delegates from all
parts of the State In attendance at the
Great Camp of Maccabees of Pennsyi-
ed Adolph Frankenberg, OF this CITY.
master at arms other officers elected
were; A.. G. Pealer. Berwick State com
mander-in- chief; w: E. Blaney Pitts
Sefton, Tarentum, lieutenant-com-
mander-in- chief: L. S. Boyd. Pittsburgh.
grand record keeper; r. Miller. Mead
geant-at- arms, and F. L Kneer, Will
Transport, sentinel.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
STOLE "sCHNITz" CHARGE

George w. Fetrow. arrested last night
noon held for court by Mayor John X.
Royal. b. NJ. Hoover was also held ON
a charge of receiving stolen goods. Pa
trolman Kelley arrested Fetrow. He
ing, including dried apples. Fetrow
thought he had a crate OF eggs. He
admitted taking the marketing from a
stall in Verbeke Market. Later other
goods reported to have been stolen.
were found at stall occupied by
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
I@MTDDLETOWN- -
BOUNCE BEER KEG ON MANS
HEAD WHEN HE DECLINES DRINK

Mile Michovitch. a foreigner of
Swatara township, was beaten up at a
foreign boarding house in Maths ave-
nue. last night by three other foreign
ers. Mile refused to drink with his
companions, whereupon they threw a
schooner at him, striking him in the
face. Then they threw him on the
floor and bounced a beer keg upon his
head.
Mile was taken to the office of DR..
c. f. Bowers by Constable Lewis Mil
Ter where his wounds were dressed.
A warrant was issued for his assailants
last evening and they will be given a
hearing before c. f. Bowers Friday
morning, at 10 o'clock.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
Senate Recommits
Mothers Pension Bill

The House bill limiting the pro-
visions of the mothers pension act and
carrying an appropriation of $500, 900
was recommitted to the Senate COM
mittee on appropriations after it had
been passed finally and reconsidered.
The motion to reconsider the bill
and send it to committee was made by
Senator Buckman, chairman of the
Senate appropriations committee, who
said that the bill had never been in
that committee to have the appro-
priation considered.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
ENTERTAINs GLASS

John j. Bradley entertained his Sun
day school last evening at his home in
West Main street. A business meeting
was followed by refreshments. Those
present were: James Robinson, Will
liam f. DetwAiler, Harvey Carver,
Samuel Shireman, Adam Hickernell,
Roy Kern. Christopher Garman. John
j. lands. william Morrow. Fred ].
Haesler, Benjamin Longenecker, Mr..
Pickle, Edward Shireman and John ].
Bradley.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
NuDDLETowN PERSONALS

Mr.. and Mrs. f. S. Garverich left
yesterday afternoon for Richmond, Va.
Mrs. Newton Shireman and daugh-
ter, Mary. of Ann street, are visiting
friends in Falmouth.
Paul E. Doutrich is on the sick
list.
George MansoerRer. janitor of the
council chamber, is seriously i'll.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
ROUGH WEATHER PREVENTS
WORK ON U. S. SUBMARINE
BY Associated Press

Honolulu. April 2S. = The work
which has been carried on for several
weeks in an attempt to raise the sub
marine. F4 from the bottom of the
ocean has practically all been undone
by the rough weather of the last two
days. Only one cable is holding to the
hulk. II was learned. The scows used
in the raising operations have been
anchored to prevent them from drift
ing out to sea. On account of weather
conditions. diving operations are i'm
possible
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
COLONEL WRITES TO THE FORCE

Colonel Joseph b. Hutchison sent his
first letter to the Police Department
this morning. The Colonel continues
to improve and expects to spend a
week at Mt. Carmel before returning
Detective Joseph ibach, Clarence o.
Backenstoss, Fire Chief John G. Kind
Ter and Patrolman Paul Schelhaus will
go by auto to Fountain Springs to visit
Colonel Hutchison.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-04-28
0BERLIN PERSONALS

G. A. Stengle, daughter. Miss olivia:
son. Faber, and Mr.. and Mrs. William
Masimer motored to Jamestown and
Lebanon, Sunday
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Brown, of Her
shey, were guests of Mr.. and Mrs. John
Etnoyer, Sunday.
was the guest Sunday of Mr.. and Mrs
Harvey Gordon.