The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31

nerwurst or some other dinky little ole
state over there will be on the ticket
OF the ole parties and beg foh the Ger
man vote because he is German an
the American vote because he is an
American.
These hyphenated Americans amt no
moh Americans than mule is horse
or jackass. They is mongrel If
Ireland and Germany are such of heluva
iine countries why is if that every steam
boat comm across has its steerage filled
with people who have been savin' up
their money foh two generations to get
enough to come ovah heah foh? AS
soon as an lrishman gets the bog mud
off his boots, or Dutchman gets the
smell of limberger off his whiskers, they
want an Office or a job on the police
force.
Are Native Born.
"We niggahs and Duh fathahs and
granfathaths have been heah. We have
fit, bled, died and voted foh many gen
erations, yet does any one offer to split
fifty-ffty with us on the Offices? Do
you see any niggahs in the cote house?
DO you see any in the city hall or on
the Bode of Education? You does not
The only public institutions where the
niggafs outnumbah the white folks is
in the county jail and the police stations.
1T is time we was up and doin'-
somebody. These ole political pahtes
amt throwin' down no mama to the
niggahs foh the mere askin'. If you
wants political mama these days you
have got to go out with lead pipe and
demand it. | amt no Biblical student,
but as | translates mamma it means the
same as money sa-
How does anybody know that mig
gah wouldn't make a good mayor or a
good councilman? Nobody amt never
tried us to see. The Irish point with
prite to Robert Emmett and the Dutch
to Bismarck. But we all have had Fred
erick Douglas and we has Booker Wash
ington, and they were both bohn in the
United States and didn't come ovah heah
in no steerage.
Praises the jew.
Zone thing | like about Jew. You
nevah hear kike holerin' that Palestine
has bettah public schools, bettah col
leges, greater men and handsomer wo-
men and cheaper electric lights than we
has in the United States. When Jew
comes heah from another country he
cuts loose from that country. He doesn't
spend his time playin' trombone solo
about the grand and gleorious father
land he has left because he couldn't make
livin there. or because he was about
to be drafted into the army. He sizes
up the situation and gets down to busi-
ness and in year or two he is handin'
out the regular Saturday pay envelope
to the Irish and the Dutch.
Jesus Christ and Moses an St. Paul
an a few other of those ole hikes made
something of name foh themselves
the same as Won Moltke. Saul and
David were not such bad generals, but
you can talk to a Jew a whole day an
he won't mention 'em. But talk to a
Dutchman three minutes an he will
spring the Kaiser on you, an if you run
into an Irish Fellowship club membah
it won't be five minutes till you are
listenin' to a history of Ireland.
Hold the Offices.
"Yet the Dutch and the Irish hold
all the offices. We wants to change that,
an | wants you niggahs to get busy foh
the advancement of the Advancement
pahty. / appoints myself a committee
of one to see the leaders of the Demo-
crat and Republican organizations and
find out what they have to offah. An
! say right now that | amt goin' to
keep no books AS the president of this
Association | mus be trusted, an be-
foh mex election day | may have some
thin of interest to repoht. The meetin'
is adjourned"