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The Holt County sentinel., 1915-07-23
Race Prejudice.
, o-s' and I playa de cd.

] grinda de org and playa de 8d',
And I sella de ripea banan'.
No steala, no rob. I never did:
Hut work like de honesta man.
buy me de monk with de leeta red hat.
And tie I'm n string by ne neck.
graba my org and tlnka me dat
makca de mon by de peck.
play de tune from n Trovatore
And Tom Ivy His Mudder lie stick"
Aud dc monk he climb up to de second story
Where de lesia gal glib I'm de nick.
I worka tree day and maksa four dUr
Aud feel me NJ rich like de king.
when sncra disvlo. estrito chrystai!
lie Irish hid cutta de string.
f.ike-what you call 'im' All. yes, de blue
streak,
Dc monk break away and was hid.
find I'm no mo- and so bust dat week.
bats why batea de Irisha Md.
San francisco Examiner.
The Holt County sentinel., 1915-07-23
A Much.Abused Cow.

New York World: ~ COW has died
In Michigan from chewing tobacco,
Did you heifer hear de likef" Carthage
Democrat; The queerest story Of Its
kind we ever herd. Hut We don't he.
lieye It," Rockville Star: "who cud
believe such an &C cow.ntY" Schell
City News: "Now We are ready for
some udder fellow TO add his mite at
the expense Of the poor milk ma.
chimes" Cameron Sun: 80, cheese
II; you'd butter stop those puns."
This Is q bully tail. Don't Jersey I
HeyY
The Holt County sentinel., 1915-07-23
J. {. WHITMER,
DENTIST.
PROUD BUILDING.
North Side Of Square.
Both Phones.
The Swede Scored.

II was In . Duluth court, and the
witness was . Swede who was perhaps
not SO stupid as he seemed to be.
The cross.examination attorney was
. smart young man whose object was
to dIsconcert the witness and discred.
II his testimony.
"What did you say your name
wasP" WAS the first question.
"Yshn"-very deliberately =" Pe.
tersen."
"John Petersen chr Old mans
Peters son, suppose. Well, John,
where do you liveS"
"Where Oh liver In Dulut'"
"Now, Petersen, answer this ques-
ton carefully. Are you . married
msnS"
"Ah tank 80. All was married."
$50 you think because you got mar.
RED you think you ere married man,
do your That's funny. Now tell the
gentlemen Of this exceptionally intel.
ligsnt jury who you married."
"Who oh marrisdP All married q
woman"
"Se here, sir! Don't you know any
better than to triie with this courtP
What do you mean, sirp You mar.
ried woman! or course you mar
ried woman. Did you ever hear Of
any one marrying . manS'
"Yas. NAH sister did."-From
Tlfa
The Holt County sentinel., 1915-07-23

Save the BIS and them Mrs. Anna Ruley any
byerian Social Circle for which they receive the bea
Urn, display In store window.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14

Reason 3.-BEcAUsE THE BALLOT Is An
EDUCATION.
BY Alice Dver Miller.

IN uhdersiand political quostonsshsu tsy do understand
Wu h"m-ROi boosuse they boot bcsuse they
voter women fsi 10 understand political qu"siions-vhsa
they Dc fs 10 understand thmoi bcsuse they but
becsuse they voters
Ihe ballot an education. not ony indirectly. owing 10 the
hough the DECISION and the responsibility accompanies the
OF voting but In much direct veil Tho education %
hs voter not mere phrase bat process that be connssy
carried on IN democracy
distinguished American Sho shortly before the
travelling IN one Of the south European from which Used
to receive large immigration tells ths story lie says that a. M
went along the roads he tool the opportunity u talking wer
men, and he made the discovery that almost foreman
OF gang could speak English He asked friend Of HIS Govern.
ment ofoiafor explanation The that the men
chosen foremen were always who had lived In America
What do you do TO in America asked Official
that Ats them for the more responsible positionsf"
The American al loss for reply. give than
share in our Government" be said
This education. which America give. gladly proudly "A
her foregnbom citizens deny 20 b.r
Vote for the Woman Suffrage amendment Nov. g
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14
Sayings Of Mrs. Solomon
By Helen Rowland

10 In, res. Me- YotE wOts.
row thou know the signs OF love. Daughter
r. chanseabe varabls
1 - hsn q a
nothing
q day o his Beloved.
OTHER
Beloveds tootsp
Il iscyinder arouse
lei rom lassude
a UP sweet
seren upon the mandolin his devotion.
he
him by footing his horn
her which
nothing
orchids BUSINESS
a hardened
Beoveds letters a
his around the family
maid
telephone
his devotion
deeds swords
The necktie
a
n o please
the OF a madns
divine without nature,
her blush on!'
batting
Zeppelin throbbnss
Seah!
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14
Jungle Tales for Children

get busy making your HILL" replied
the leopard.
Your eyes are very cold and cruel
and do not want oyu to go away from
here with that look IN your eyes. /
wish you would smile and make ms
see you In pleasant mood" CON
tinued Mrs. Ant,
Il want to scare people and not
look pleasant" said Mr.. Leopard.
How Ia your little boyr' asrsH
Mru. Ant.
'He u very we'll. But how ala
you know ! had q little baby Al
homeT" asked Mr.. Leopard.
Never mind" replied Mrs. Ant.
But when spoke Of the baby I
saw a soft light in your eyes and VOL,
smiled, You are not half az bad or
as Gold and cruel as you think YOU
And when Mr.. Leopard went AWAY
he could not help thinking a mi
the ant had said.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14

@HOPtN. in his music, portrayed
I perfectly the broken hearts that
surrounded him, from his youth
UP. Even from his childhood he was
aware Of the sorrows Of his people.
though none Of these griefs and heart
aches came TO him.
He felt all the sadness of his be-
loved country Poland, and therefore
in his music he tried to show these
same crushed hearts that their cour-
age In the face of insurmountable
oppression would eventually bring
the light of peace that was only hid
ing 30 long behind the clouds Of dark
ness.
These sorrows and griefs of Poland
have been for many years embedded
within the music that has come from
the pens and souls OF their musical
geniuses.
This same music has thrilled us to
the core, we who have never known
such grief, nor the endless sorrow
that has never left, from father to
son.
II it were possible at this late day
TO lift some OF this burden from the
shoulders of those who have borne 1t
no patiently for centuries. and give to
the present generation freedom from
n forever. II would be a noble act
one worth remembering in historical
"reminiscences.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14

) 90. The New York Evening World.
now entering on a new field OF direct
ing the Government forces for pre-
paredness. Look at DIR. Anna How
ard Shaw, OF grandmother's age,
travelling all over the country. di-
recting forces for womans new
sphere. Look at our grandfather
President, beginning a new epoch in
his life with a new partner. Look at
the minister. Hills, who. in the prime
OF life. made a mistake. acknowledged
II, and begins all over again. And
everywhere you go you will find men
and women who, after having reared
families, find a new field Of fruitful
ness by which their energies go on.
as against the old idea that they had
done their share and should quit.
I know a little mother of the east
side who has educated her three
children so that they are SELF sup
porting, and Is now continuing her
motherly instinct by taking care of
other peoples children. She did not
fold her hands and say. 81 have done
the work and am entitled to stop"
With her, rest means TO rust
know IA man who was a king In
Wall Styeet and lost $9,000,o0 after
seventeen years OF effort. To- day he
Is working for a moderate salary and
beginning ALL OVER AGAIN. His
age matters not TO him. His motto
Is, Whatever has happened can hap
pen again
Thus success Ia not measured BY
time, and Father Time should have
no terrors for us. The healthy man
or woman who says 81 am too old
In not living up to the last minute
activity OF the age We are living ir
and has only him or her self to blam,
| for failure.
| Age to- day is not reckoned by gray
| hair and spectacles, hut by warn
hearts and young spirits.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14
SING SING AGAIN.

CHOICE specimen Of the sort Of prison investigation which
the people Of this State have
by State Prison Commissioner Dedlng on his latest visit
to Sing Sing
i've got Warden Osborne where him. I've got him on
the hip IL Dr. Dedng thinks this of talk carries conviction
No nightly mistaken State prison officials who go Sing Sing
Msh the only half concealed purpose Of bringing stuff
BE- used evidence against the Warden only public
that the socude of the authorities Albany regarding Sing
sang covers disgusting substratum politics persecution
The good Mr. Osborne has done Sing Sing questioned by
M mistakes the lighter side Of the scale corrected
Iris unfortunate that his sensene no criticism even
such as might be helpful But this failing DESTROYED his
utefulness.
The public would be glad know the truth about Sing Sing
hA right to know it, But not expect to get il from tho
spies and agents Of caba whose obvious purpose
present Warden of office
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14
Everyday Perplexities
Telephone ''Don'ts.'


Co. The New York Evening World.
ating habit as well as rather rude one
to call a person from some engrossing
occupation or social relaxation to ask
him who he is Ninety-nine chances
out OF hundred, even II he was so
obliging as TO give you his name you
wouldn't know anyway. Very likely
Central has given you the wrong num-
Der. Naturally the only sensible way
10 begin such a conversat ton Is to re-
peat the number you want and then
when you have been assured that the
correct connection has been made TO
say, Can l speak to Mr.. Smith" In
that way you get at the heart OF thu
matter at once and Mr.. Smith il either
sent for or you are told why he cannot
come without wasting any further
time.
When next you take up the receiver
and without preliminaries an IN.
known voice demands to know who
you are. don't meekly tell your name.
This only encourages the voice to an
swer; ITO whom am l speaking?" or
Who do You want?"
Even the ordinary opening 70 a con-
versation over the phone has been cut
from the vocabulary Of many BUSH
ness and hotel Offices. When a call
comes the operator at the switch.
board does not say "Helio!" but gives
at once the telephone number or the
name OF the place. T,r instance, the
employees At the telegraph offioe re-
spond to a cali with Western Union
and you can at once state your busi-
ness with no further delay.
| Don't call I'D a business man d,lrins
working hours unless the message ID
important. But II something insist
ent has arisen that must be settled at
| once conclude your conversation a.
quickly as possible.
| Don't, when you have been con-
nected with the wrong number, act al
II It was all the fault of the person
who answered and as II he had in
suited YOU by daring TO respond &C
the ringing Of his own phone. Really
wrong number" as II they regretted
the mistake, though OF course central
Is the only one 10 blame.
Don't walt until your friend In q,
dinner and call him or her TO the
phone TO listen TO a long-winded cha
while the soup is cooling and the res
of the family Is eating up all the hes
parts OF the chicken. To preface YOU
remarks with 81 know you'll forgiv,
nae FOR calling you up At dinner time
but ! thought you would be at hom,
| than and I didn't want to wasfe m,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14

and the scenery Ia extremely beauti-
full at places. There In another route
from Philadelphia. passing through
Bridesburg and Tacony in Pennsyl-
yania and crossing the Delaware into
Trenton, but I think this route re-
quires several additional changes.
WALTER II. CASTOR.
snakes Ia EnGiand.
10 ,i's E.i.,o, 81 Tee E's.i..s w.IiJ.
With reference TO a query as 90
whether there arc snakes In England,
have travelled largely through at
country for many years, and can
state that tho only poisonous snake
TO be found Is the adder or viper. This
reptile is deadly poisonous, and Is
found more or less all over the col,n
try. j have seen them In different
parts. and they usually run twelve Il
eighteen inches in length. They can
be recognized by a distinct arrow on
the head, The only other English
snake l know OF Is the common
harmless grass snake, length belnl
from eighteen TO thirty-six inches
Regarding numbers. they are but a
joke compared with the snakes n
tats s1aatst' o. \. osSftslA. y, =.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14

Copyrsht 1915, by the Press Pubhsh'f
EVERYBODY. Of course, thinks he
r. or she knows how to telephone,
but IL is really surprising how
many people do It the wrong way.
II would be an excellent idea IL a
long list of "don'ts" was pasted on
the outside cover OF the telephone
book.
After you have given the required
number to Central and a voice you do
not recognize answers ''Hullo." don't.
as nine persons out Of ten do. ask.
Who is this?" 1t is q most exasper-
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14

~ ~ Trolley 60 Philadelphia.
5s@hs Editor Of Tue Evening woiAi
= answer TO the question rs TO the
hest route to Philadelphia by trolley.
/ would suggest the following. Take
the Hudson tube 20 Newark; take car
for. New Brunswick. which leaves
Broad Street every hour. This ear
VIA meet car ror ,amuen at the juno
tI0u In New Brunswick Upon ar
rival In Camden take ferry across the
Delaware River 10 Philadelphia,
wUeld suggest that the inquirer take
the Market Street subway from the
ferry 70 Broad Street. This would
hsinS him TO Penn Hall, which il
Pkfladelphia's City Hall. There are
uumerous other places OF interest In
the neighborhood. The trip takes
about five hours one way and
the fare Ia about Sl.s5. i would
suUgest that he return by train.
fare o226. II In possible 20 make the
complsts journey by car. but this
Would allow but little time for sight
seeing. The car, after IL leaves New
HrunSWsok. follows the Delaware
SAss sinsst ~ the ~ss 70 casass.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14

bewildering rapidity. When NJ. Rene
Viyiani was called upon by Presi-
dent Poincare to form new Cab
met in June Of last year, few ex-
where such political veterans az RI
bot and Doumergue had failed. Not
only did Vivian bring order out OF
the chaos which threatened 10 en-
gulf the Poincare regime, but when
the war began he brought into his
government the leaders Of all the
warning parties. Threatened by q
foreign foe, the political turmoil in
France, upon which the GERMANS
had counted 20 much. was suddenly
stilled, and France was enabled to
pysSaut Q united trent - ths enemy,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14
A PLAIN CASE OF AFFINITY.

Few YORK is something of surprise Dr. Anna Dwyer of
Chicagos Morals Commission looking us over gin order
to take back all the good ideas she help Chicago
Our dance halls don't shock her. she thinks Fairgrounds and
piers so admirable that ought them
- heartily approves of clean and instructive vaudeville
short not the half what find u.s. Dr. DIVER
w. one of the two members of Chcago crusade COM
30 be perfectly she knows good city when she
- and listen to her kind words with modest eaon
One thing mpresses strongly New York." she de-
ces and that the oderness of cleanliness and
a Of noise BY swallowing hard and rcoectng everything
rsatve to feel worthy this Why must
Dryer 90 lack to Chcago We begin be she only
woman who really understood
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14

TORTY- -FOUR years ago Louis
Adolphe Theirs became Presi-
dent OF France, which nation
thus formally entered upon it's
third experiment with a republican
form OF government Since then
France has had nine Presidents and
no less than forty nine Ministries
even more IL unsuccessful attempts
to form Cabinets are TO be counted.
French politics has been in a con-
slant state OF tur MOL and has been
subject to Kaleidoscope changes;
sd,plstriss gis1as Sad fauinS vita
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14
Hits From Sharp Wits.

q man who likes to hear himself
tax rarely can make others like to
ssAr ham.
ne best way 10 learn how to waste
monsy n TO make II easy Memphis
Cemnercial Appeal.
we have never understood why Il
is.ShAt some people think their trou-
b y are Of interest to others.
Zone of the iittlest men ] ever saw"
said the old scout, stood 6 feet a.
Nashville Banner.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14

one reason some men give good
looking girl "a seat in a car Is TO get a
better look at her.---Albany Journal.
People call economy a virtue. bu,
usually II Is an enforced and moi n
voluntary virtue.-Deseret News.
Miladi says did you ever notice that
good winners are as rare as good los.
ersY--Memphis Commercial Appeal,
CUSTOMER want a pair OF silk
stockings.
CLERK-Yes, sir. For your wife
or--something better?
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14
PREPAREDNESS"

row Aa the President has with srnssnsss urged Americans b.
be ready TO safeguard everything In Aneras the sPoTve
Evening chuckle, VI "hs proposals which
Gil struggle for inclusion ] prepar,dnsss."
Where's the jokei Has national gath
es~d h.sdssy without attracting and motives that sought to
profit By IL momentum Win private schnng and selfhn
esther about PrePardne than hung upon Union Protection Trust
Regulation other principle which citizens Of this
ralliedi
The Evening Post IL amused "o observe how everybody
~ notion Of what the country ought to do Fastening to load
upsn preparedness"
What Of hf Pet notions proposals. dscussion-on what else
ses public opinion form iscf1 And public opinion suppose
stil behind Government.
Preparedness at present state Of mind II aricu
lsts specific While becoming and eSavagance
wl be uttered in its The cha scattered the
sooner II can be cleared away.
meanwhile the state OF mind must spradnone The less serious
snd compelling because oosens the tongues fools
-><>---
~ The Colonel Tapping Hard work to
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14
So Ways the World
by Clarence l.. G,

Copyright. 1915. by the Press Puohshu
TINE male biped isn't particularly
keen 20 kiss carmine. salve-
smeared lips, no matter how
much her mouth may resemble a
Cupid's bow.
II takes a mighty small knob UNI
der some mems coat-sleevea TO get
them TO imagining that they're there
with n biceps.
No matter how much he may grin
over IL or pretend TO ignore II. no
man eyer sees his wife taking about
three-fifths OF her hair off at night
without feeling sort O. cheated.
III YOU don't want TO get yourself
disliked, don't try TO disabuse "A wom-
ans mind OF the firmly embedded,
congratulated conviction that her pet
dog would win a Blue Ribbon IL she'd
enter It at the Dog show.
|
a rooted objection to reading about
fiction heroes who Took wistful."
| When a pretty woman becomes fat
you can always flatter her by telling
her that Rubens would have loved to
paint her.
| w
Ambulance corps yet, but we've seen
some appalling wounds inflicted upon
magazine writer's whose names were
printed way down at the bottom OF
the list Of authors on magazine
cover.
We're going to try prayerfully again
this autumn to ascertain why the
public comments so gaily upon II
every time a deer hunter in the Ad-
lIrondacks Is mistaken for a deer by
his friend and shot.
, Maybe you've noticed that the wo'
man who can boast that she makel
every single stitch that she wears
always does boast about 1t a hui
! heap.
: Somehow we never can dissociat'
that term n koou loser from u ITosty
fictitious smile.
When a pugilist on the eve OF ;
: fight says TO the newspapers, MA,
the best man wln!" you can safel,
lay three trillion to nothing that h
doesn't mean the other dub.
when In doubt, don't qult-jus
= stall like the rest OF 'em.
Recently we saw-eNhibited in
n showcase pair OF silk stocking
Q priced at 800. The woman VIII
Is eventually wears them won't get an
Is more fun out OF 'em than some stai
i eyed girls who wear the l7-cent kim
70 Maybe you've noticed that II
n women who saw on that antiql
n wheeZe. The way to a mans hea
IA is through his stomach" are then
n. selves generally able to make a pref
~ sizable mess of shoulder and greer
:. take a joke.
n Some day we're going 10 ask a
AstTeiessS what tAsts u About ~ ~
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14

: 20. tThe New York Evening World.
makes fellows in the .uoking COM
partments Of sleepers B stem on us
and tell us all the wuy from New
York to Chicago about the novelty
pocketbook business or the castings
for electrical machinery business or
the difference between American and
imported worsteds, when we ourselves
are trying to dope out something
thatll fetch in a couple Of dollars.
After twenty-five years of expert
mentation we have concluded that
the only way TO avoid crushing cigars
carried in your vest pocket is not to
wear a vest.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14
FRS. ANT was Just coming out OF
II her home (Which people call a

n FRS. ANT was Just coming out OF
MI her home (Which people call
Avn hilD when Mister Leopard
came along and she said to him:
81 do wish you would not look so
cross"
Look here. Mrs. Ant" began Mis-
ter Leopard. II look cross because
that IL the way q leopard looks. You
look busy because that 10 the way an
ant iookS have spots and you have
not"
II see what YOU mean" said Mrs.
Ant, but do not soc why you can't
smile II you want to. You would
not hurt your beautiful spots II you
did smile"
"You are losing time and should
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14
The Passing Of the Age Limit
by Sophie Irene Loeb.

Copyright, 1915. by the Press Publishil
re you down In the dumps?
Do you stare the future in
the face with fear? Have
you been out when oppor-
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14

The Colonel along with Tapping sail Hard work to
keep up with W. w.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14

Some day. we're going TO ask an
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14

We haven't been ON duty with any
ambulance corps yet. but we've seen
some appalling wounds inflicted upon
magazine writers whose names were
printed way down at the bottom OF
the list Of authors on "a magazine
cover.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-10-14

We're going to try prsyerfully again
this autumn TO ascertain why the
public comments so gaily upon 1t
every time a deer hunter in the Ad-
Irondacks Is mistaken for a deer by
his friend and shot.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1915-03-13

Bishop Would Help the Blind
Right Rev. Bishop Hoban of Scranton
is working earnestly to secure the
passage of bill in the Pennsylvania
legislature appropriating the sum of
$4,000 in aid of the blind of the state.