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The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1915-04-09
BUILDING TO BE
DEDICATED APRIL Is.

The j. Z. George Chapter U. D.
G. and the Woman's Club of
Greenwood will dedicate the Con-
federate Memorial Building on
April Is. The citizens Of Leflore
county and their guests are in
vited. Confederate Veterans and
Confederate women are especially
invited to attend.
The dedicatory exercises will
be at eleven o'clock in the morn
ing, beginning at the Washington
street entrance, and closing at the
Henderson street entrance of the
building, corner of Washington
and Henderson streets. All la
dies are invited to the auditorium
of the building to hear addresses
by Mrs. j. H.. Price, President
Mississippi Federation of Wo-
mems Clubs, and Mrs. Lille Scales
Slaughter, President Mississippi
Division U. D. c., at three o'clock
in the afternoon.
At 8 o'clock in the evening all
adult white citizens of Leflore
county and their visitors are in
vited to a reception at the build
ing. No written invitations to any
of these will be sent in Leflore
county, as this is the invitation to
the citizens of this county.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1915-04-09
W. r. HUMPHREY BUYS AN
INTEREST IN THEATRE.

Mr.. P. D. Montjoy, who with
Mr.. P. E. Schilling erected and
haye owned the Greenwood
Theatre, has sold his interest in
same to Mr.. w. R. Humphrey of
this city. Mr.. Montjoy is inter-
ested in several other business
propositions and will devote his
time and capital to these en-
priseS.
Mr. Schilling, who has had the
management of the Theatre since
its inception, will continue to give
his entire personal attention to
the business, which is assurance
that the splendid reputation of
this playhouse will be maintained.
Mr.. Schilling has just returned
from Memphis, where he bought
Il two modern motor drive ma
chimes, which are a wonderful
Improvement over the older de-
vices. These machines operate
by button and eliminate discom-
| futures caused by the old style
machines.
Greenwood is justly proud of
the Greenwood Theatre and is
indebted to its management for
the serving of the very best OF
attractions, both shows and NOV
les. No city can boast of better
service, cleaner pictures, up-to-
the minute productions, and MIR.
Schilling is always on the job to
see that Greenwood gets the best
available. This institution has
been accorded a deserving patron
age, which is substantial appre-
citation of the efforts of its man
agement to provide the best for
Greenwood.
We wish for the new owner
ship continued success in this
splendid enterprise, and know
they can be depended upon to
not only maintain the reputation
of the playhouse, but to constant
| ly improve it when possible.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1915-04-09
DEATH OF MISS NJ. STONER.

Quite a shock was received
last Saturday at noon when a tel
egram from Memphis announced
the sudden death of Miss Marie
Stoner, who for the past several
days had been in that city under
going an operation. Several
months ago Miss Stoner was
operated upon for appendicitis,
and was recuperating from same.
when about two weeks she was
hurried to Memphis for medical
attention. Complications had set
in, and following an operation in
that city the end came last Satur-
day noon.
| Miss Stoner was brought home
Sunday; and Monday afternoon at
four o'clock funeral services were
conducted from the Stoner resi-
dence on North Boulevard, inter-
ment taking place at the Odd Fell
lows Cemetery. DR.. Tyree, Of the
First Baptist church conducting
the services. The pail bearers
were Messrs. G. M. Peterson, A.
F. Gardner, Jr., Guy Hall. A. L.
Hartshorn, Sam Parker and Cor
Ion Mcintyre. A long procession
of friends and admirers followed
the remains to the cemetery, evil
dencing the sorrow cast by the
death of this popular young social
favorite.
Miss Stoner was a daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. A. M. Stoner, who
moved to Greenwood from Macon
about fifteen years ago with their
affable family. Miss Marie was
quite a beautiful young lady, ano
her lovable disposition and many
admirable traits of character won
for her a wide circle of ardent ad
mirers, which widened as she
older grew. She had just passec
her twentieth birthday, and bios
somed into young ladyhood, anc
in social circles here and wher
ever she visited was quite a pop
ular favorite.
The Commonwealth extend:
I sincere cohdolence to her friends
and admirers in their bereavment
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1915-04-09
FOR SALE.

One of the most desirable resi-
dences on West River Front in
Greenwood. Lot 1OOx425 feet,
running through from the River
to Strong Ave. Servant and other
o., thouses. Will sell at a bargain.
Apply to S. r. COLEMAN.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1915-04-09

Mrs. j. L. Gillespie sent $42.75
to the Old Ladies Home at Jack
son last Monday-the amount
having been contributed by men,
bers of the Greenwood Auxiliary
of that splendid institution.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1915-04-09

The Board of Supervisors con-
vened in regular session last Mon
day. A synopsis of the proceed
ings will be printed in this paper
next week.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1915-04-09
FINE STAPLE COTTON SEED
FOR SALE.

| have a few bushels of my
l SIG staple cotton seed for sale
at $500 per bushel. R. L. FOY,
Phone 212. Greenwood, Miss.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1915-04-09

Posted" signs for sale at this
office.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1915-04-09

Fresh kodak films, all sizes, at
Spurrier & Givens Studio.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1915-04-09
Greenwood Building & Loan As.
SOCidtiOn

Stockholders meeting will be held
in the Greenwood Business
League rooms, Monday, April
18th, at 4 o'clock pm. to elect Of
ficers and examine the Associa-
ton books. All stockholders are
urged to be present or send proX-
les. w. G.. PEEL, Pres't,
G. B. STEWART, Sec'y.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1915-04-09

First-class Second Sheets for
sale at The Commonwealth office.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1915-04-09

FINE EGGS FOR SALE.
Thoroughbred Golden Lace
Wyandotte Eggs, per setting
$I5O f. o. b. Greenwood, Miss.
Phone 212. r. l.. FOY.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1915-04-09

Take The Commonwealth.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-15
ECHO OF 1911 ELECTION
RECALLED YESTERDAY
Ballot noses utsa in That Fassus
Election Fs,od in peath Csli -
Old laN

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dHi ~ Apu f7lf nrsarri ttsinHsf
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aifn anfsmrn foHna fhr haiH hatra
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hHiiif hnfst boz fhf hanlH ~ tnt ais
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had ilfen riaffi in thf daHiH fsli Hf iitr
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elected mafar ~ Nafraa CHRISTI ana
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later n rs enutssf Boz coz eDgffs nnn
ausf fhe uhrm hatef asfs antnra
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tfo ufNrn
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runHffsrii0n ~ depot anrslaaae 80
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Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-15
CAMP THIRSTY" WAS
RAIDED BY OFFICERS
Fies Wsr,sn sNo Fcuf Me- Arrested
wsrs Charged wth Vac
rsets


Vaer fhnsts anefrt io tf = fv-
s,ft uf Enthusiastically tp dtcenss ara
fiRafed stesh of foUn ln the fleaf
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foat 1udNr Whsltr enfeuI pifas Uf
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Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-15
ORIGINAL TRADE TRIP
ITINERARY FOLLOWED
Seventy Five cnrpss chrulans 10
Trade Trip 20 Valley Points hsst
Mssk

BE- dNclapod yesterday ftHf Co.,
& ness iH, p.snr uU nm psi h.f m
900 Iun, 81 as had nsen rsIHftri .en
aeqnsnuy lhr csmmIfr. uai iF in
rhafro a tnf CNfpaa rhuHn irp fo DID.
olrfsta8 ou iure il aud - aln f0ias
ire afielnal HInrnD aH reNIehri IH
Tao caiier srfsraI usrha Htl
The nni CAS- 5000 ihc frit urw,'fa
a.ll make sinrs 90 Hehefavn iIsilli
Kinssullc. Ricardo NufrH rlria.
iiasnsudulle lAfnri fafNnarn hui
sfUwts,iue COZ us efoaud daf FL. ta
uill d. mtat 60 $500 isn.f0 Hi ai
pnlsts on fhs Gulf r,aH hfanrh
Cal ingie D. O ferrei. and 81. D.
Gafnsan composer the committee fhHt
i arranglnf fnf the etcufHion -nl uf
last nlahf fh,f bad received fht
from 81 persons sau aIiI ma fN NlH
rhsy ssperi ia Increase thIa lun..e in
at Toast efarnif nFf THr tHrHn
chfsii Marine iand ~ 20 ref Nss
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Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-15

AmuS en7er1fS
BETTY NANsEN.


~ Manson makes Deer debut bee
% ''Hn ruhny iN Tho Cel,-
ine EchrgaraN. the
Spanish Wr.eht Miss San
. Production gives fuii
IH.Is ui emotional rk-
~"' .Isf is Donna Ten-
-f iHtful Young wife NJ uun
y" m"Iti husband hut perhaps
.l.nus The home of the
shared hy Ernesto. "a
''.fi'.' no Don Junaus. ~
budding dramatist Teo-
m.'' Interested In his work and
NiiHrtI'I thc pair arc drawn to-
ramranionenip is
rn.Ieh fHr malicious gossip
Nt.1 c1lumny constructs the
f1rFle and though Don
SHOWS ir bis heart bis wife h.
h. cannot rid himself 20
PM a'sNuIctins thoughts
mfs when Don Julian
'n iuol hy Marquis Alvarez
'nr scandal mnngors who had
ffnrnunr him Ernesfn chal-
r NarG4.s and ln fariously
ln"l arerres his kinsmans
'hrH tnr hoY turns on the
-1s.p.nr busy hodies vino iu
have wrecked "a home and
Ute and with terrific de-
'''hs drives them forever from
W and recdara's
f James starkin deserves faii
% rrmafkahle nlmplay re
.-l4f 'he most " the thrilling ST.
Niih which the Production
Z" ane the care with which the
900 worked ouf denotes the
= master craftsman.
Nlnsen is supported IS Edward
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-15
A MsolcINE cHGsT FoR sc.

in this chest sou naf' ~ 'A'tl''''
remedy for Taaihachc rruisrs. Sliainf
sur Neck. iiacsaehe NeufA gag 49, 49,
matism and Tor most emeree"ei','. ~.
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symptoms. not diseases. ana ~ mn I,
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voa doubt. ask those who us' H''.'n :
i,t,,ent ar better siiiL bay go -.
n. and p,eve 81. ~ druesis's A.
Ksrflssmenf.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-15
POWER BOAT AMERICA
SOLD TO G. {. F0RBUSCH
Viii be- Operated Throughout suu,s,sf
Nonihs co. Excursions on Corpus
Chr a. hsF

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haff ru apoeia' iesilnafien hfinr pore
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Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-15
$l5S,0O0 R0BST0Wk
BOND ISSUE ASSURED
bui Aiitis Orpssiiisn q Expected ~
nends for Roksis~n Dfainass
District

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efiapfd al ihf fpung - fhe honef ari
taaf AZ offfn liaiulna fna sanity ~ fiii
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Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-15
Auro sneIsfTas os eauIsf

urruniT Wth 1uns 10 1hf 81
.i.a IN Automobile Fufinsers fmiarh
hers To-day far ihff SUMMER rf1iff "h
fns rfeam+f Nafpnlr TO- convention
In 49, sacfi5 vm be hff aian-f fhf
z.sssssr. The rrsiss wiii ffa nn fhlrs-
ifas
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-15

Iaeo. former leading man with sarah
Hcrnhardt. wHmuih Msrkyl waiter
nncheoek. stuart Holmes ard . iAl
cast ~ players 81 sierlinF ani'ip
r,ttg hansen in The relenfitea
scandal ain De- she special aiifae','n
I'm he Amasu Theatre nesi "Wednesday
90. rnoun and night
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-15
SINTON is CONSIDERING
COMMISSION GOVERNMENT
COMMERCIAL CLUE 49, TsF
10 pUT PROPOSITION 10 IT'S
PEOPLE

,.rt... r1a--i- s-e~isi ..tfrr -
eINToN. iuns if--Ai ? ~, ,lret
a. 81 ton Commercial 'il. - ~. ~,
IL was voted 20 inoi.fl-'fN'' .,,,.rr.
n.a.r 49, commission form y 49,, -, ~
,,.n, 4 commiiies ~e' si w. .',, 4.
~. oo, ,se boundarles q ~ ~ .'.,,,,
.ss - .,sn 4. submitted % ~ p'''.
w. ',,,,,,y g cook sas sei'. ',u =
sl,.'' ,o ,se pss.tion 90 couriy 49,. l-s..'
rhllders asi,ing mat q " -, -, n. pss
y. called - ne yroi o'''''- -
l,sfore she voters
Rev. ~ p NcippnAia Z. -
The fool-killer., 1915-01-01
DO YOU WANT MIR. MORGAN?

When you have read the con-
tents of this issue you will, no
doubt, say that it alone is worth
a dime. Don't imagine that Mr.
Morgan has done his best IN this
and exhausted his resources. He
is the most versatile and original
writer in America. The next IS
sue will be as interesting and as
much Of surprise to you as this
one. He is on intimate terms with
every phase of human nature and
human endeavor. His pen pic
lures are true to life. He is a
master Of dialect and a wizard in
words. Clothed in humor, satire,
burlesque and ridicule, he pres
snts in, logical way the pro-
foundest philosophy the world
has ever known.
The readers of The Fool Killer
have it in their power to secure
the continuance Of Mr.. Morgan S
contributions. Ny present ar
rangement with him expires in
March, but if subscriptions con-
tinue to come in as they have in
the past three weeks it will en-
able me to secure his permanent
connection. with the paper. 1t is
to this end that / ask the present
subscribers to do their very best
to increase the circulation Of the
paper by sending in large clubs
from now until March. We want
Mr.. Morgan with us and can have
him if we get the support he de-
serves. Now let us all take a
long pull and strong pull, and
put the question Of keeping him
beyond doubt.
The fool-killer., 1915-01-01
The War Tax.

Put a war-tax On US, Woodrow,
Spread it thick and pile it high;
Tax us when we're born, and also
Tax us when we come to die.
Tax each step of life's procession
Till we moulder back to dust;
Make us pay for war and murder
But don't tax the Powder Trust.
Put a war-tax on US, Woodrow;
Soak US all that we can stand;
Bloody war must be supported
Let it rage on sea and land.
Tax the widows and the orphans,
Tax the land and tax the crops;
Tax the bread crust in the cabin
But don't tax the Cannon Shops.
Put a war-tax on us, woodrow;
Make us buy your little stamps;
Stick them on the bread-hne people,
And the noses Of the tramps.
Tax the living and the dying,
Tax the tomb and marble shaft;
Tax US till we cry for mercy
But don't tax the Armor Graft.
James Larkin Pearson.
The fool-killer., 1915-01-01

few are chosen to rule the world,
and, beloved, we are the "chOs-
en- Mammon, bless us all, and
continue to pour in upon us a
stream Of golden shekels; and
may he continue to furnish blind
brides for the fools who are so
numerous that it is necessary to
have war to give them an op-
portunity to kill each other off.
The congregation will now rise to
it's feet and be dismissed.
And now may the spirit Of
Mammon be with us all while we
go out and do some more SKIM
ing. Selah.
The fool-killer., 1915-01-01
SAYINGS OF UNCLE NOSE.

lie DdU ulSgaH he speculate On
craps an dey puts him in Jail,
but de bad white man he specu-
late on de crops an dey 'lect him
to Congress.
De savage Injun he skelps his
enemies, but de civilized white
man he skin his fren's.
De KILN oh one man, de law
say, am murder, but de KILN OBJ
thousands am wah, and dat am
spectacle; but dat am philo-
sophy dis oil niggah doan' un'-
erstan'.
De hypercrit dat jines De
chu 'ch to git license to cheat an
slip up ON de blin' side oh de pub
lie am about de wustest man on
de airth.
De man whose ligion doan'
bodder his business now-a-days
doan hab much 'igion or am
doin' a limited mount oh bust
ness.
De woman who cuts her dress
low in de neck to tract de'ten-
tion oh de male sex, sometimes
tract mo- 'tention dan she can
take care oh.
De man who votes TO what he
doan' want kase he's afeered be
wont git what he wants By votin
TO it, am a failure an ort TO swap
places in society wild Billy goat.
When de preacher gifts right
down tn tellin' oh the plain troof
about riches dere's some painful
squirmin' bein' done in de aggre-
cation an dat preacher am liable
to lose his job.
Ii all de business n dis ole
world had to be measured wild de
golden rule dere's lots oh big
business firms dat would be out n
a job.
De 'ligion what aint good only
one day in de week aint a gwine
to wear long enough to git to heb
: en-.
J Dere's string reachin' from
ebery mans heart to his pocket
book; when de pocket-bo doan'
apen to de po' an needy it a sho
sign dat de string am closed
around de heart.
The fool-killer., 1915-01-01
1.-THE CHURCH OF MAMMON
By W. S. Morgan.

Ny brothers and sisters in love,
with gold) | shall open the ser
vices this morning by reading the
423rd Sam.
Mammon is my shepherd and
[ shall not want.
He leadeth me into pleasant
pastures, and permitteth me to
reap in the industrial fields where
II have not sown,
He provideth me yacht to
ride on the waters, and an auto
mobile to 60 whizzing down the
pike.
He permitteth me to lie in pleas
ant beds till late in the morning,
and to lie to the people until late
in the evening.
He installeth me in high places
and permitteth me to make the
laws and appoint courts.
Yea, though [ am hauled up
before his honor, he delivereth
me out of the hands Of justice
and electeth me to Congress.
He flleth my hand with gold
and my belly with yellow legged
chicken.
| Surely [ have the goods and
the money and the power to tax
the people and I shall dwell in
the house Of Mammon forever.
I Deacon Skim 'em will now
lead In prayer:
"Oh Mammon! Thou great
and incomprehensible being who
; ruleth with a mighty hand the
) nations of the earth, we humbly
bow before thee to worship thy
gracious name. Bless US, 0 Nam
mon, with showers Of golden dol
lars. Bless the harvests and give
us our portion Of them. Bless the
, toilers in the mines and work
shops and fields who produce al
, the good things for this life, ano
1 then kindly give us half Of th.
products of their toll. Put it il
their hearts to make our share
larger for they are simple hearted
5 and poor and can get along will
: mighty little. And now O Nam
| mon, bless this congregation
: Bless parson Bigsalary and fl
him up so full with JUNCTION tha
: he will spill over. Bless tn
feather on sister Porkpacker
5 hat, for it's daisy, and [ won
7 der what it cost. Bless the silve
buckle on the number 3 shoe tha
Miss Goldhammer has on he
S number 4 foot. Bless Miss Sill
Z verside's low neck dress, an,
e that part Of her bosom which tn
: law permits her to expose to tn
q public; and bless the hobble skir
q which enables her to show tn
d calf Of her hind leg when sh
steps up to get in her buggy
Bless old sister Aristocrat s gol
t handle umbrella. Bless old Dee
f con Moneybag; may he long b
y a strong pillar in the church, an
:, be more liberal in his contribu
l tions. Bless the politicians wh
divide the toilers against then
The fool-killer., 1915-01-01

If it is right for my government
to tote a big gun and keep itself
in readiness to kill people, why
in the mischief amt it right for
me to do the same thing?
The fool-killer., 1915-01-01

selves. Give us most of the good |
things that come from the earth
and we shall ever praise thy
name. Amen.
The congregation will now rise
and sing the following hymn:
Here are our purses filled with
gold
Drawn from the toilers' hand
We tax them all, both young and
old,
Through profits and rent on
lands.
We sock it to 'em day and night
They pay in cash or notes;
To be our slaves is their delight
They approve it by their woes.
My dearly beloved: We have
met this morning to worship the
god we love, the mighty Nam
mon, whose influence on human
affairs is greater than that Of all
the other gods put together. In
this magnificent structure Of
wood and stone and delicately
painted windows, built with
hands not our own, we meet to
praise the god who has prospered
US in this worlds goods. In this
house, richly decorated by the
arts Of man and the riches of the
earth, there is no smell of old
clothes, or presence Of "under-
sirable citizens The delicious
odor of onions and eight year old
whiskey fills the air with it's frag-
ance, and the beautifully tinted
red noses of the congregation
harmonic with the varied colors
of the windows. Verify, my be.
loved, our god has prospered us
He hath led us in the paths OF
plenty and permitted us to pluck
the choice fruits from the fields
Of industry to our hearts content
He hath given us luxurious pal
aces built with other hands. He
hath helped us to reap where We
have not sown. He hath soften
ed the hearts Of the laborers whe
toll and sweat in the fields, shop.
and mines, that they may have
the blessed privilege of dividing
l their earnings with us wht
neither toll nor spin," yet w,
have Solomon skinned" in tn,
matter Of dress, and Croesu
) faded' in the extent Of riches
!, He hath given us courage, my be
) loved, so that we fear not tn,
voices Of discomfort, nor heed tn,
: cries Of anguish Of the poor ant
distressed. The supplications o
: the widows and orphans keepet]
: us not awake, for Mammon hat]
| taught us that these things neet
? be, and If the husbands and faith
? ers vote to give us the create
part Of their earnings, we have
2 legal right to keep what the,
2 give us and they ought not to ex
:. pect us to give it back to them
l The path is broad and our way
: easy and if the Socialist ban,
e wagon don't upset our ehario
/ we shall soon own the world, 70
: we have nothing to fear from an
0 other vehicle that comes dow.
: the pike. Many are called bu
The fool-killer., 1915-01-01

War brings out all there is in
a man, says Toothadore Specks-
welt. Such as CUTS, for instance