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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Good Times.

Henry Ford, praising the good times,
in New York, said:
"The good times are spread the
country over. There isn't spot that
hasn't got its share.
Anybody who can contemplate
these times with optimism must have
a disposition like the bookkeeper's
wife.
THE bookkeeper said one day at
dinner:
"'Gee, wish could get up an ap-
petite for oncel'
"Oh, go on. John, said his wife,
impatiently. What do you want an
appetite for? It would only give you
more dyspepsia"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
..o,I,b Founder Of turkish Navy.

EnQIlatI SffAS' ~ W. ''rf~'' f"@"f-
The Turkish navy of the past owed
.lmsst It's existence to an English
.,llor. Hobart Pasha. bold buc-
'sneer, who was born into the Vic
,orlau age. He retired from the Eng.
,Ish navy In 1868. and during the
american war he became q blockade
muper with hair irbreadth escapes In
After the war he entered
me- Tsrkish service. suppressed the
rretan rebellion by intercepting the
.uoplies from Greece and then reor-
,anised the Turkish feet 80 well that
he saltan appointed him marshal OF
me- empire. Hobart Pasha also en-
o,ed the unique distinction of being
vice strsck OF the British navy list
,or breach Of the foreign enlistment
"A snd twice reinstated there. And
bs died IN 1886 with the rank of a
Bhitst viceadmiral.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Has Hls own CAGE Now.

"Squabbling and fighting - there's
another very frequent cause Of di-
vorce." said Prof l.. Watts Ingersoll
in an address before the Cleveland
Antidivorce league.
"A man had been hailed before q
Cleveland magistrate for nonsupport
or some such fault.
but let me see,' the justice said.
aren't you the man who was married
in cage of wild. man-eating tigers
and leopards?
"'Yes. your honor, I'm the man,
was the reply.
Exciting, wasn't it?' said the jus
tice.
We'll, your honor" said the man,
It seemed so then. II wouldn't now!
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Waited for Orders,

A drill foreman in Culebra cut sent
negro to the top Of the mast on one
of his drills to straighten out a rope
which had slipped of the sheaye. Just
after the man went up the general
foreman came along and talked about
the Job for half an hour. In the mean
time the man on top of the drill was
forgotten and after the general fore
man left he was discovered still roost-
ing on top Of the mast The foreman
called to him:
Aren't you through up there yetT
"Oh, yes. sir, boss
We'll. why don't you come down.
then?"
You don't tell me to. sir"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
The War Spirit.

A fat "colored nanny" of the "old
school" was hauled into court for
throwing her washing board at her
nelghbor's husband. a Georgia Crack
er" of the poor white trash" va
riety.
Did you strike this man with a
washboard?" Judge Broyles asked.
Il spec did, 20 honah."
What was the provocation?"
I'VE wuz discussin wah, iedge."
"Well-go on"
I'VE wuz talkin bout dem Ger
mings. an Johns Bulls and dem
Frenchmens, and he done said was
nutral. yo honah. amt gwine ter let
no low-down white trash call me dat.
Case and Comment.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Couldn't Blame II.

The hotel was not a very good one,
and the travelling men knew it, New
ertheless they we're obliged to go there
when they came late at night to the
little town. In the middle of the night
one of them was dimly conscious that
something was wrong. Suddenly he
realized that the trouble came from
a leaking gas Jet.
Wake up. Bill" he shouted, shak-
ing his friend violently, THE gas is
escaping"
WELL" growled Bill. can you blame
II t"-Ladies' Home Journal.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Wear Eurs Of Neee..Itx.

Throughout the cold latitudes Of
China during the winter the Chinese
OF all classes wear fur. wool or hair
lined garments. Even the coolies
have their sheep or goat skins. and
people Of the middle and Official
classes have many sets OF garments
lined with the richest furs. Their
houses are rarely heated TO a comfort
able temperature and IN consequence
they wear their furs both indoors and
out.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Simply Showing Him.

James, what are you doing TO VII
lie?" asked the schoolteacher.
"He wanted to know II you take ten
from fifteen how many would remain
So took ten of his marbles TO show
him and now he wants them back"
well, why don't you give them to
him, them"
"Coz he'd forget how many is left.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Gettlnn Even.

There's a church near" said the
country farmer to his paying guest;
mot that ever puts my nose in It,"
Anything the matter with the
vicar?"
well, it's this way. sold the old
vicar milk and eggs and butter and
cheese, and seeing as he patronized
me patronized i'm. But this new
chop keeps is own COW and ems. If
that's your game, thought, wen
ave 'ome-grown religion, too. Tit
Bits.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
OUGHT to Work.

ehlas. I have never been kissed"
That shows Lack of enterprise on
,Or part. Isur sister has a hance.
believer"
"yes."
why don't you meet him occasion
liz In the dark hallT"-Louisyille
COURIER Journal.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

The Russians, who were slightly In
fiuenced by the Latin races. say tnat
dogs bark and the wind carries II
away" but the French, Spaniards. Ger
mans and English, who have inherited
more than they wish to acknowledge
from ancient Rome. all agree that
barking dogs don bite and we have
also in English the warning TO have
a care for silent dog and still water -
which is clearly a free translation Of
the Latin original.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

when the autumnal frosts touch
the foliage with tints OF red and yel-
low against the gray sky. doesn't that
inspire you to thought"
1T certainly does. The reds and
yellows make me think OF the job
ahead OF me tending the furnace. and
the grays make me think OF the dust
when ! sift the ashes"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Wealth in india,

Immense fortunes in India are In
jewels. but there is no authoritative
method OF computation of the extent
of this form of wealth. The Imperial
Gazetteer OF India described 30 Year,
ago shaw. of pearls. with an
arabesdue border OF diamonds, rub,es
sapphires and emeralds. valued al So,
100000 There are tales of carpets oi
pearls and great diamonds which have
become world.lamous.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Work Of Small Creatures.

II has been learned quite recently
that the work of the earthworms is
completed. not only by bacteria
fungi and algae, but also by count
less minute animal organisms, IN
cluding nematodes or thread-worms,
oligochetae. tardigrades or bear
animalcules and rotatoria or wheel
animalcules. which are worms less
than one-hftieth of an inch long.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Hereditary,

The baby had finished his bottle Of
milk, and the proud mother thought it
would be a good time to get him to
say mamma" papa and "by by"
The baby simply gurgled.
Isn't that perfectly wonderful?'
said the mother.
Well replied the baby's uncle. 1T
reminds me very much of the way his
father talks when he has been busy
with bottle"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
A Glveaway.

"You seem to have a deep-rooted
aversion to wrist watches" >"
"You bet have. Just suppose they
should become so fashionable that we
had to wear 'em. Every time fellow
pawned his watch the whole town
would know It,"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Loves Way.

"of course, he hasn't any money,
but Charlie says love will make a
way"
"Yes. noticed II WILL" said the
father. Thus it's made away with
about twenty.eight dollars worth of
electricity"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Lucky Gold Seeker.

A nugget Of pure gold, weighing S4
ounces, was recently discovered by
prospector, at the Philbara gold field
in western Australia, at compara-
lively deep level. He also found an
other nugget weighing 40 ounces.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Case of Must.

You're not smoking as much as you
used to. Did your doctor order you TO
stop?"
no I'm a martyr to fashion"
What's fashion got to do with
smoking?"
IF you saw my vife's dressmaker
and milliner bills you wouldn't ask
such foolish question"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Great erItaln's Forests.

OF the total area of Ireland only
about 1.5 per cent is wooded, while for
ests cover SO per cent of England,
4.5 per cent Of Scotland and 3.s per
cent OF Wales.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Some One RESPONSIBLE.

An angry man entered the water of
fee of an eastern city the other day
and fercely announced to the clerk
"Sir, you can send up and take your
old gas meter out of my house
This is not the gas office"
1T isn't?"
No, sir; this is the water office"
oh II is! Well, then. send man
up to my house at once and turn the
water of! I'm not going to walk a
mile and half for nothing!"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Agreed.

Sadie-Say, honest now, do you like
Maggie?
Paullne-Well, she's got good
heart an she means we'll. but
Neither do l.-Puck.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

sian Christians. II
teaches US for one
thing that God in
tends his people
TO be people OF
power. One speak
ing OF this prayer
says: Up aul 3
prayer is Gods
purpose" BY this
he means that
what Paul prays
we may have and
may be, God in
DIS we shall
have and shall be.
Before every
Christian God
places potential
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Small Chance.

De you ever expect to be married."
well. that depends. II can find
A girl with a million or two who
Doesn't want to be married for herself
slaue"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

There is a great deal of snap about
that marching"
mo wonder; It's crack corps"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Quite True.

do you know that girls often think
more of a dog than they do of man
before they are married."
Yes, and I've noticed that they Of
ten do afterward."
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

TEXT-That no would grant you, nc
,ordlng to the riches OF his glory. to BIO
strengthened with might by his spirit IN
the inner man.-Ephesians s:lf.
This is one of four petitions which
constitute Paul's prayer for the Ephe-
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

II takes a conscientious man to
enjoy his work II the remuneration is
small.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
paws Little Joke.

Little Lemuel-Say. paw. what is a
stratagem?
Paw-The diamond. my son, is one
Kind of a strata-gem.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Fitting Reception.

How do your women audiences
take to your candy-making lectures?"
"Oh, they just eat 'em up"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

1t is difficult to convince the head
OF the house that two heads are better
than one.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
those Dear Girls.

Hazel-Harold tells me all he
nOws.
Almee-lndeed Isn't the silence
sreadfully oppressive at times?
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

We have noticed that a good deal
of the life insurance is invested in
second husbands
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Hard 20 Damane

Alpine scener is very grand"
Very durable. too. ! imagine 1t will
pull through the war all right. Kan
sas City Journal.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

How we dislike the thoughtless per
son who always changes the subject OF
conversation when It's in our favor.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

And lots of people who think they
have nothing but trouble don't know
what trouble really is.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

II one doesn't believe that honesty
is the best policy one should try It.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

When the sun shines lay aside n
little Of your enthusiasm for a rainy
day.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

KIDNEV Is deceptive disease
AADANEA thousands have II
IT'D OTTpI r. and don't know IT, II
NOOOiE you want good results
you can make no mistake by using DR.,
Kilmer's Swamp Root, the great kidney
remedy. At druggists In fifty cent and
dollar sizes Sample size bottle by Par
eel Post, also pamphlet telling you 1bout
1t. Address DR.. Kilmer & Co.. Bingham
ton, N. Y. and enclose ten cents, also
mention this paper.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

A textile made in China from raw
silk can be buried in the earth year
without deteriorating.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

A seismograph invented by jap
anese scientist registers the velocity
OF all earthquakes two hundredfold.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

There are said to be 500 uses for
the palmyra palm, which grows
throughout tropical India.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Il Is.

time Is money"
"Yep, but It's mighty tough II time
Is all you've got to spend"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
Usually a Liberal Ono.

ia, Wnat is graft
Graft, my son. is a sort Of tip pock'
eted by the servants of the people,"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

Nothing flatters a fool so much as
asking his advice.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

The only busterer from which n
brave man will take blow is the
wind
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

The greatest truths come not by
reason but by inspiration.-Arthur S.
wilshere
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

There Is tax of 40 guineas in Eng
land on motor cars of over 60 horse
power.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14

In the last hundred years Great brit.
ain has had dozen different types OF
rife.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-10-14
A good cook should be at the head
of every provisional government.

In Spitzbergen the longest day lasts
for three and half months.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-23

crumbling formed the mountains and
the precipices.
When II settled the estern edge
Of the break overlapped the eastern
edge ten or fifteen miles.
This thrusting Of one edge OF the
burst and split continent over the
other edge is called faulting by geo
logists and this particular fault is
called the Lewis Overthrust. II is the
overthrust which gives the peculiar
character 10 this amazing country,
that and the inconceiYable tumbled
character Of the vast rocy masses ly-
ing crumbling on Its edges.
Thus was formed, in the dim days
before man. for the pleasure of the
American people Of today, the Gla-
cier National Park.
Today the visitor finds this the
most wonderful combination of noun
tain tops in America, bounded by YER
teal walls sometimes 1900 feet In
height diversified by many glIstening
glaciers and by beautiful timbered
slopes leading down by graceful
curves to the bottom of deep valleys.
Scores of lakes are unsurpassed in
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-23

traced his steps. when he discovered
the impracticability for railroad pur-
poses Of the country he had pene-
trated The next explorers were
group or surveyors establishing the
Canadian boundary line. This was in
1861 In 1890 copper ore was found
at the head of Quartz Creek and there
was a rush Of prospectors. The eas;
side of the Continental Divide, being
part Of the 'Blackfoot Indian reserva-
tion, was closed to prospectors, and
congress was importuned for relief.
In 1895 this was purchased from the
Indians for s1,5OO,OOO. but not enough
copper was found to pay for the min
ing. Thereafter It was visited only by
big game hunters and occasional low
ers Of scenery.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-23

Many hundreds, perhaps thous-
ands, OF people who never heard OF
the Glacier National Park before
this spring will visit II this fall II
has been national park since 1910,
but, In a period OF utter public indi-
ference to the glories OF American
scenery, II has passed almost unno-
ticed. Now that America has sud-
denly become aware that she possess
es the most superb accessible seem
cry in the world, Glacier is destined
to rapid recognition as the one real
Switzerland OF America. It is in
northwestern Montana, close to the
Canadian border line.
The park derives its name from its
90 glaciers; but there are more than
80. all told, II one classes as glaciers
many interesting snow patches OF on
ly a few acres each, which, neverthe-
less, exhibit all the characteristics Of
true glaciers Its scenery is striking
ly Alpine yet II possesses individu-
ality 10 high degree In rugged
ness and sheer grandeur 1t probably
surpasses the Alps, while geological
ly 1t is markedly different.
II strongly differentiates also from
other mountain scenery in America.
Ice-clad Rainier mysterious Crater
Lake. spouting Yellowstone, exquisite
Yosemite, beautiful sequoia--to each
of these and to all other Of our ma
tional park glacier offers a highly
individualized contrast
Region OF Remarkable Beauty.
To define Glacier National Park,
picture 10 yourself two approaching
chains Of vast tumbled mountains
which pass the Continental Divide
back and forth between them in
wormlike twistings, which bear liv-
Ing glaciers in every hollow Of their
loftiest convolutlons. and which break
precipitately thousands OF feet to
lower mountain masses. which in
their turn, bear innumerable lakes
OF unbelievable calm, offspring OF the
glaciers above: these lakes In their
turn, giving birth to roaring rivers
OF icy water, leaping turbulently from
level to leved, carving innumerable
sculptured gorges OF grandeur and
indescribable beauty.
These parallel mountain masses
form a central backbone for the ma
tional park. Their western sides
slope from the summit less precipl-
lately. Their eastern sides break
abruptly II is on the east that their
scenic quality becomes titanic.
To really comprehend the person
allty OF Glacier one must glance back
for a moment into the geological past
when the sea or great lakes rolled
over what is now the northwest of
this continent II was water that de-
posted the stratIfied sediments
which are now these rocks.
Untold ages passed. and the sea or
lake bottom, under the urge OF ter
rifle force hidden In the interior OF
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-23

the earth, lifted emerged, and be-
came land, Untold ages passed, and
the land hardened into rocks And
all the time the forces kept pressing
together and upward the rocky crust
of the earth. For untold ages this
crust held safe.
Result Of Titanic Upheayal.
AT last the pressure won. The
rocks first yielded upward in long ir-
regular wayelike folds. Gradually
these folds grew In size. When the
rocks could stand the strain no long
er, great cracks appeared. and one
broken edge, the western, was thrust
upward and over the other The
edge that was thrust over the other
was thousands Of feet thick Its
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-23

sheer beauty by any even Of Italy and
Switzerland There are more than
$50 lakes In all.
How II Was Discovered.
Nor is this scenic wonderland mere
ly a sample Of the neighborhood.
North of the park the Canadian
mountains rapidly lose their scenic in
terest. South and west there is little
OF greater interest than the noun
tains commonly crossed in trans
continental journey To the east lies
the plains, This region appears not
10 have been visited by white men be-
fore 1853, when A. W. Tinkham, a
government engineer exploring a
route for a Pacific railroad, ascend
ed Nyack Creek by mistake and re-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-23

over sixty thousand head of sheep
and nearly ten thousand head Of cat
tie and horses grazed in the Umatilla
forest last year, according to the an
nual report of the supervisor.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-23
Glacier National Park is Wonderful Spot

Sixty o is and
Fm
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-22
Seed Pntatnes

m 0SeO IOl8IOeS.
have a lot of small Russets and
Round Whites for sale cheap. They
have been screened, were grown
from large potatoes and will make
excellent seed. ss.s
Rufus p. Morton,
18.1tp Prince ton, MINI.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-22
THOSE SUDDEN TWINGES.
Bring Suffering 40 Many Princeton
Reader --.-

Pain is natures signal of distress.
A warning not to be ignored. Those
sharp twinges in the back those
sudden. stabilize pains when stoop-
ing, are frequently signs of kidney
troubles; signs that must not be
neglected. To remove kidney pains.
you must assist the Kidneys: Use a
tested and proven kidney remedy.
None more highly endorsed than
Doan' Kidney Pills.
Mrs. A. Thorpe, Elk River, MINI.
says: II have known of Doan,s
Kidney Pills for years. They have
relieved me of sharp, shooting pains
through my back and in my hips.
There is nothing too good for me to
say about Doan's Kidney Pills. p
Price SOC. at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Thorpe had. Fosgter-Milburn
Co, Props, Buffalo, N. Y. Adv.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-22

FOR RENT-A house, with
cistern, good we'll water and a gar
den. Inquire of Mrs. FL. Applegate,
north OF the Whittier school house,
Princeton. 18-2tn