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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-01-14
BY ROY K. MOuLTON,

:;.
me Auto.
1ne sn1oee % night were Ia1nn1 lass
men through distant SUBURB passed
A lone man N = punk machine
That was propelled by gasoline.
The motor car was secondhand.
1t buckeds and couEhed to beat the
band. ;
The driver had 4just bought the car.
1 ~. nau IN n0I run itzvely Tar
crave thinr. that % dapp 81. tu nwner
0Iave In,I'ss ehae maoe tue OWNER
sick: :.
Twas OF the vintage nineteen-f1ve.
aou0 naroiyf Know 1t was awe.
To go up slight inclines it tried.
The man got out and grabbed the
crank
And gave the thing a vicious yank.
The oid COS Sol. p, III. . .hccl
NJ "a. ~ - wIAc Up Ml.n e ss.v~ S..,
- P.eAS " ieAA S.ueS f
ana ana s.raisn tway u gave. out aseln.
ae p4.u sMv au1oteo lot enS oO~e
anu II tfanspifeq ne was goat
he TOOK II TO an auto snOp.
They looked 1t over, wheels to top.
They'd fix it so It would run nice.
He bou9ht a stick Of .dvnamite
And hJew His auto ont ~ ai1ht
He walks wher~,e,. he wants to go
=; .a.,,S.S - Ior~h
Signs Of tne Iim
Amos Pinchot asks: Where shall the
Progressive go! AEx-Prestdent Ia1t proc.
ably could tell him. but Mi. TAFT 0OeSn'
use such language.
Inasmuch as. according to the reports.
every army wins important victories ev-
cry day. they should all be pretty well
satisfied.
Hut most Of those armies that are
routed and crushed seem to bob up
The GUNNER continue to make New York
S W. n0u'''y souno "Ae = os't'e oa TUG
French sur~eon has grated an entire
arm ON q man.. Perhaps it will be DOS
sible in time to DO something for the
Venus de Milo =. --.-.....<.
Haiti is to have a new president. II
he is lucky and z good bomb dodger' ne
should hold ofice about two hours.
It Is getting 50 4 500 ooo.0oo railroad
Tr.t no 1a +h.r" - -, .,e,,cS otIeer excite.
n rss page enere 10 so "ucn o'ner eAoi'e-
mar !. heat, ,,r..,d.,+ ~ Mex,co
lor- n,,c,,~S. n;.t,,-e ~, +bo ,,,s+
age stamps and one-doliar bills.
Strangely enough. marriage licenses will
not be subject to war tax.
Editor of Le Temps. Paris. asks the
women OF France to send their flannel
PStucoats 70 the nospltaIs TOT Danoase,s.
DIuH nA4ow that auy Woman III VIC woA ~
was o,o-la ash ,enousn 70 Wea IT,, one ts
writer's ~ the varors claim artists have
not been mentioned :
Secretary Daniels says battleships car
be built in two years. Perhaps. and they
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
TRAFFIC AGENTS
TO HOLD PICNIC
PITTSBURGH ASSOCIATION WILL
ENJOY ANNUAL EVENT
TO-DAY.
Nfsernoen and Evening viii De Seer,
al Country ciUb-Eisborste
Program Arranged.

N the Wheeling Country Club 70.
aay the Pittsburgh Association Of
Freight Tranic Agents will hold It's
annual outing. Industrial men OF this
eity VII be the guests OF the associa-
Ton. and an Interesting program has
been arranged for the DAY. consisting
OF different athletic contests and the
10Y OF mingling in good fellowship.
Arrangements have been made
whereby vehicles will be ENGAGED to
carry those attending from the Alien
helm station OF the Elm Grove line to
the club grounds AZ l. 3 and O'Clock
IN the afternoon. A special trip will
also be made at 5:s5 for the late ar
rivals
The athletic or sports program con
sists OF an lS-hole golf medal contest
al O'Clock. A base ball game viii
ne staged between the agents and in
dusutals. Tennis aud trap shooting
VII also be INDUCED IL. Dinner wiz
be served al $50. After dinner the
PARTY will be the guests OF Mr.. r. c.
5epson. trafilc manager OF the Wheel
ing Corrugating Company. al a motion
picture performance.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
THERE THEY SIT
Men Who Are Jobiess, but Want
Work. saskins In Sun on River.
side Park Benches.

About the most Impressive and piti.
able demonstration that times are
picking up business is rapidly get
ting better and the sun Of prospect
" Is shining In the Ohio Valley" Is a
visit 10 Riverside park. In Water
street There one will see the sor.
rowing sight OF scores of men-abIe-
bodied men-basking in the sunshine
Cay in and day out. The majority Of
these men want work. but they cannot
ind employment
Yesterday afternoon. beautiful
Gay. there were scores Of such men
sitting on tho benches. gazing al the
Ohio river or talking among them
selves OF the prosperous" conditions.
Among this crowd o. men. some OF
whom have not had regular employ
ment for months. there were several
machinists and men who work on
building construction In various ca
pacities. Tne man In particular. a
strong. healthy individual said that
certain people can talk as much as
they like about a man getting a job II
ne wants work. but ! know that such
Is not true. ! went 20 half "A dozen
contractors yesterday. who are put.
ting up buildings and making repairs
10 structures. and they said they had
al the men they needed. had more
applications daily for work than they
had Jobs"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
DAY
Extensive Program Has Been Ar
ranged for Tomorro~Ss Outing
a. Wheeling Park.

The second annual outing of the
Presbyterian churches OF Wheeling
aud vicinity viii b. held al Wheeling
Park tomorrow and a good attend
ance r. expected a splendid athle-
nc program has been arranged for
the occasion and prizes will be- award
cd 10 the winners in each event. The
program follows;
5O-yard dash for boys under Il
years. baseball: lOO-yRrd dash tor
boys under 10 years. Baseball glove: :
5V-yard dash for girls under Il years.
yards ribbon. lOO-yard dash Tor
girls under Is years. fan: bali throw
inc contest, single ladies. I 10. chSco-
lates. ball throwing contest. married
ladies, black silk hose: 25-yard pea
nut carrying contest. = package pea
nuts; 5o-yard sack race for bows un-
der II years. baseball bat; 5O-yard
sack race for girls under IL years. 4
10. Chocolates. 50.yard sack race tor
boys under II years. baseball glove:
5eyard sack race for girls under 10
years, ! N chocolates: nan driving
contest. single ladies. silver tea
spoon, nail driving contest. married
ladies. white six gloves: 3-Iegged
race for girls. paTasol. 3-legged race
for boys. pen knife: lgO-yard dash.
men. married. pipe. iO-yard dash. IA.
dies. q dozen handkerchiefs: base
bah game
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
At The VICTORIA.

Zach succeeding play seems 10 show
the Albert Wees PLAYERS 10 better
pa aniage o. the Victoria Theator
ana each chance Of bill appears To- ssd
20 ths interest Of Amusement aeelors
IN tne stock eneascmcnt az that COW
piarhou-e Tho production 81 az
COY Corners proved very successfuI
win the com any cast In ooneeniei
paris. and Do has made many friapdg
Tor Mr Wees and his associates.
There viii boz another change ~ min
today commencing with the matinee
performance and continuing through
OUT tFr week Tho hlU viii De- HgirIs p.
charming comedy By Che aurcs.sf,
american playwright CLYDE bitch N
mas hfen sfufnd af hlch prices for
number NJ seasons. and fho roysif,
demanded Tor ifa presentation in efoct
Fcff heavy hut DO ls believed ttst
lovers OF Tho drama in wheeIrl viii
."" ih'r appreciation b. fuiug the
VIC or each Performance and there.
ny making DO possible 10 give birb
,lArR patty plays here Friday nIrht
lne tounirv store which was eucb
hf last week. viii b. rrneafsd and
rr"sfntr viii be- Distributed to no
audience
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
VISIT MAUSOLEUM
kittanning Business Men IN City Yes.
terday, inspecting Local
Structure.

a committee Of business men OF
kittanning. Pa. was IN the city yes
terdsy. inspecting the new mauso-
leum In Greenwood cemetery. with
the idea Of having one constructed a.
that place. Hon. j. g Ucame. presi-
dent. and J. Frew Hall. secretary of
The West Virginia American Nfausn.
lcum Company. entertained the com.
mittee. who were escorted through
The Greenwood mausolcum
The visiting committee left the city
yesterday afternoon Those ln The
party were Rev. Y. g. Bowling. ID d..
Nr. George q Titzoil. president nf the
Farmers National Bank ~ Kltau-
ming. j. s. Claypool president Of The
tlaypoul Lumber Company. W D.
Roggs. vs.. a. Nicholson and d. o.
smith. manager OF fhr Kittannine
hausolrum COMPANY
Mr. Titzeil. in speaking OF the msn.
soicum. ea.d it was the finest piece Of
architecture that BE- bad ever been HE
pleasure to inspect fto further said
ihaf The one here stands out superior
in every detail to any they have vet
visited
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
CONVENTION
OF Young Peoples Unions and Sabbath
sehools WI Ee Held Friday
AZ Roney's Point.

The annual convention Of the Young
scoplg Christian Onion and Sahara
:, hools or Wheeling VIII be held In the
lSohel Point Gnirer Presbyter1an
enurch Friday afternoon and eveninr
AZ which time q splendid program wifi
"' rendered. The general theme OF the
.1nNcnuon viii be Vital Chrlstiauitv %
me program follows.
Afsernoon.
10 devotional Exercises ......
. ~ -...... clyde II. poueu
--au Address. vital ChriStiauitv ~
pressed Through the Soung
Peoples Christian Union -
$50 Address. The Relation Of Bibiai
study 10 Vital Christianity
80 80 .-.-..... Rev. " T. McCorrnfcl
a-ls conference. How Enlist tbe IL
lercst or the Young People In
tne Young People Christian
-. . mon. 1900. Rev. Ira p Ieet,ey
Social hour.
supper served to delegates nv the
Noneys Point Young peopie's
Christian Union
Evening.
20 Devotional Exercises Navv pr.gfs.,,.
-" Reports Of Committees
81" Address. Personal Work
40 Addrc,.,s' ...i,,... Rev. J.. :. Hill
Rev. Claude Porter Terry. ID ID
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24

been turned over 20 the teacher ana
members OF each class.
The meetings no doubt will be es-
pecially interesting. as each class Will
strive in a friendly competitive way
TO make the meeting representing
their church the more interesting
than the other. This plan also gives
a fine new program. Offering variation
OF speaking, music and songs
The meeting next Sunday viii be
In charge OF the Mems Bible Glass or
the First United Presbyterian. Teaon-
er Of the class and one OF the speak
ers for next Sunday II DIT. Charles a
Robinson, the pastor Special music
has been provided and a good meet
iny Is anticipated.
The mems class OF the following
churches will take charge OF the
meetings alternately:
June y. First United Presbyterian.
July IL, Vance Memorial Presby-
terrain.
July Is. Second Presbyterian.
July Is. Fourth Street VI. p.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24

when relief from rheumatic mains
may De mad a. so small a cost N he
surprising that anyone should fan 10
s s,- himself or n. Joseph CappareIli.
Canastota' \. Y, suffered intensely
49,, wtu pans Que TO rheumatism in NE
tlinOs TOT long time. A friend told
nm nm aoout Chamberlain's Liniment.
On l' application relieved him wonder.
Iuiiy' ana Few days treatment eject.
ed cure. Many others have found
quick relief by applying this unir,ent
For sale by all dealers
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
BIBLE GLASSES
TO HAVE CHARGE
WILL CONDUCT SUNDAY AFTER.
NOON MEETINGS At
Y. NJ. c. A.
Order Of Meetings Has Been Changed
Men Of Different Churches
VIII Render Programs.

The order Of the regular sunday
Mems Meeting held at the Young
Mems Christian Association. formerly
IN charge OF the Y. VI. &. A. officials.
has been changed. beginning on next
Sunday.
The meetings have been taken IN
charge by the Mems Bible classes OF
the different churches o. the city and
vicinity and all arrangements Tor the
order and nature OF the services have
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
POLICE coURr

'hickcn' FnN. beautiful com.
nihailon. wa fined g. and costs yes.
'rfosF mornInF lr police court on n
,hAit' ni disturbing no peace Tho
.'''h.h was arrested Yesterday
I',,i ming on hi. home Iu Cuusrf1wn bv
v.'ic'r Neider When he was boirr
''."n to DIS cen Dol r0f real saur,
Joe faradise was given n suspended
i. n'ehce of five end COSTS on a charge
OF smoking cigaroites
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
INSANITY CASES
Several Persons Appear Before Local
Commission.

Mra Lizzie Beaver wa. arrsigoed
before the insanity commission ,ss-
i'id'y end vas released into Tho Gus.
ioody 90 her brother. ON condition that
che roo out OF the city
Anotbor case vas Investigated. but
me perfon.s name is Withheld bv re-
quest
Three ofhcr cases we're continued
UNIV IridaF They Gro q D. FRYE.
Vat kmncss and a John Doe
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24

Edward Dusterdeck and wife TO
william I. Topp. not 10 in Division
Csldwmfs addition Consider
alton. $40.
-. y. Crawford ana wife to rranx
Clripompa. lot lot 9 I'm square q
churchill addition Copsiderat,on
$40 =" H.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
August 1. Second United Presby-
terrain.
August s. First Presbyterian.
August 10. North Street NJ. T..
August 22. First Baptist.
AuQ1taf 90 a. :.

-4'.aHeh VI r.
Ihese meetings will begin AZ the
regular hour. S:45 ,. m. and viii be
heid In the lobby OF the Y. NJ. q A
which viii afford one OF the mosi
peasant rooms in the city.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24

Three deeds ~ trust were left TOR
record With the clert Of the county
court yesterday.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
COSTUME LINENS

ONing TO the new interest being shown IN the
Smoek OF Linen-aso in the Sports Coat for mid sum
mer-these are in demand BrOwn-Reseda-Nat
-'open-Na'y-Pink-Gr ey-HeliO-W hite-VioIet
45-lnch SOC and CSC
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
This Store VIII Be Closed
To-day on Account of Our
Employees Annual Outing

A Ii work and play makes Jack dull bow Is an
<A ancient maxim with which this firm fully agrees
WE Believe in easing the tension at times and fo- that
Wv reason this store will be closed all of TO-DAY ON ac
count OF our Fourth Annual Outing The doors will be
locked until Friday morning, when will all be back on
the job refreshed and reinvgoaed by the day spent m the
country.
RELlENlNG in the truiSm mentioned above the finn has
~ set apart day in June-the month of rare days-for
the Store Picnic On this occasion the whole force from
the head of the firm down to the newest cash boy hies
away to the country for recreaon-to have an oldfash
Toned good time the firm bearing the expense but all
the arrangements for the outing being in charge of COM
mittee of employees.
THURSDAY has been designated Picnic Day for 1915
Inc store VIII not be open at all during the day The
firm and employees will repair to the country TO relax and
have lot of fun-everybody connected with establish
ment participating in the many festivities pleasures of
the occasion.
OUR friends therefore, requested to bear in mind
that fact that the store will be closed up tight TODAY
and arrange their shopping program accordingly
NPEN Friday and ready for business agal-l,1ore ene
-" getlcaly progressive than ever.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
COUNTY COURT.
Deeds

Joseph W. GIN OF Bridgeport, ana
Emma Dvofaeck OF BelIaire.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
CHIFFON VOILES-

In Awning StripeS-plain Mesh
In Large Coin Spots-Hairlne Stripe Mesh
In Dolly Warden All-over Patterns
All SO and SS-Inch-
25c Yard
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
EMBROIDERED VOMES-

tissue weave in white that carries an exouisi,e
heavy embroidered stripe in striking color tones and
patternS-S6-ineh-
39c and SOC
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-24
For Vacation Froeks
Charming WaShGO0dS

The truly beautiful sheer ana heavier weaves:
IN white, in colorS, in exclusive desgns-in Main
Streets big wash goods section.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-14
DERNBURG AND HUERTA.

With DIR. Bernhard Dernberg, Ger
man publicity agent and promoter Of
Germanism in America, here in our
midst, and ex-Dictator Victoriano
Huerta OF Mexico. with us for a
rest" we seem TO be pretty well sup
piled with emissaries of intrigue just
at the present moment There is
small doubt as TO the purpose of the
presence of either. The only question
is what we ought to do with them. It
might not be wise to drive either Of
them away or to hang them while they
stay but that they should be made to
feel their "unwelcome, it would seem
that all loyal Americans should be
fully agreed.
Take the case of Huerta. now re-
ported hustling TO San Antonio. the
hot-bed of Mexican political skull
duggery. At FL Paso hotel register
records the presence Of Generals Mar
cello Caraves, Caesar Castro, Emelio
Campo, Joaquin Teller. Santiago
Rivero. Salvador Mercido, Jose Tnez
/ Salazar,=every mothers son Of them
cientifcos.- ex-generals of Diaz and
Huerta and the flower OF the die
tator's following There is small OPP
portunity for doubt as TO the purpose
of this notable gathering Just this side
I the Mexican border. The United
/ States is TO be the scene, If possible,
/ for the recruiting Of another Glen
/ tifico army bent on retaking MEXICO,
and we dare say. II war should result
between Germany and the United
States. to serve in that section as a
| German ally.
/ Communication established between
Dernburg and Huerta. as reported
discovered by the United States secret
p, service. throws new light on the
I presence of both foreign emissaries
Both. We say. should be escorted tc
/ international lines and told "a
"skidoo." and we might add that II
should be done in such a way, that
/ Huerta would easily fall into the hand:
OF his Mexican enemies. and Dern-
burg into the hands OF the Canadians
IL is a delicate question. we repeat
just how far the United States shoulC
go TO suppress such traitors u oul
rapidly intricating foreign 9Olicy. bu
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-14
HEREsY. HEREsY:

Pres't Ripley of the Santa Fe is
guilty of high heresy, and if nobody
else prefers charges against him, we
Will. He ought to be roaring about
vicious government regulation" per
secution of business" the empty din
ner pail" and so forth He ought to
be cussing the "riff-ran," as Boss
Barnes and other bosses call the mass
es. He ought TO be yelling bloody
murder about every condition that is
or that promises to be. To the stake
with Ripley,
He publicly announces:
His railroad is in very pros
porous condition.
Pills railroad is in very pros
porous condition because.
ca 1t is efficiently handling big
shipments of grain.
OBJ Ii has done no high
financing at high interest rates.
3-"The Santa Fe pays as it
goes. There is no borrowing with
US"
Sarcastically speaking, this is the
rankest kind of heresy. 1t is the op-
posite of all respectable railroad man
agement that is conducive to receiver
ship. Observe. for instance, the re-
cent announcement of the head of the
Chicago & Rock Island. who handed
the usual warm knocks TO government
interference. whined about rotten
equipment. and then admitted that his
road might be in good shape had not
Its credit been put into water" in
stead of tracks and freight cars.
Seriously speaking, the Santa Fe
according to Pres't Ripley. has been
managed wisely and honestly. II
! hasn't ruined itself by borrowing foI
the mere sake of borrowing and pay
ing high rates for promotion" When
| shipments are offered, it has the en-
/ gines and cars. and becomes legiti-
mately prosperous. 1t is an old fash
! ing your chickens before they're
| Matched 1t is the latter day policy
/ the Hartman, Gould, Morgan, wind
/ and-water policy. that is driving rail
roads to bankruptcy or government
ownership
The Ripley method might with pro
priety be suggested TO the local man
agement of the Chicago, South Benz
/ & Northern Indiana Railway Co.
operating here. on the theory that i
they will devote more OF their ener
/ gies to perfecting their own service
and less TO promoting regulations anC
damage suits for the ''jitney" bus
| they probably will, like the Santa Fe
find their services sufficiently appre
ciated that worrying over ''jitneys
I will no longer seem necessary.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-14

Pittsburgh steel mills have booked
war orders amounting to $2O.OOO,OOO.
New England wooden mills are
straining every nerve and sinew to
keep pace with an unprecedented for
eign demand.
Chicago manufacturers have closed
contracts with the Italian government
for 100000 pairs of blankets to cost
81, 500, 900.
A St. Louis firm has secured an or
der for nearly 100000 pairs OF shoes
for the Italian army.
a Texas saddlery is at work on a
quarter of a million dollar contract Tor
the British army.
Advances in the prices of cereals,
according TO conservative estimates.
have added $1,OOO,000,00 to the value
of the 1914 American grain harvest.
Since last December the United
States has maintained an average
| trade balance of $27,00O,OOO week,
and for a single week of last month
was S47,00O,000.
Recently a $65.OO0,O00 order was
given by the Russian government to
| the American Locomotive Co. for war
material; the contract stands good
! even though hostilities cease long be-
/ fore delivery.
These items from the run of news
are typical of hundreds and thousands
which show the trend Of the times.
| The European demand for American
goods is being felt directly or indi-
rectly in every part Of the country and
/ in every field of business, even the
skeptical cannot deny the evidence
when il is spread before their vision.
Herald, Lauderdale, Fla, April 30,
| 1915.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-14
THE MELTING POT
GOMEZ TAKE POTLUCK WITH US.

washing, she ran a needle in her left
hand, which was concealed in some Of
the clothing.
IF we correctly interpret Prest
Wilson'S message if is boss nigh. hog
tight and bun strong"
The Worlds Corners.
They say this world is round, but yet
1 often think it square.
From the many little knocks we get
on the corners here and there;
But one glad truth in life I've found
In my journey from east TO west.
The people who are knocked the most
Are sailing ahead Of the rest.
We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeing guest,
But deal full many a knockout blow
To those who are doing the best.
r. S. y.
THE fate Of that Lgonier physician
convicted of a violation Of The Mann
act, teaches us, we assume, that a
good previous reputation does not con-
done for a present Offense nor give
immunity 10 the offender A good
reputation, like eggs, is good only
as long as ii is kept good, and you
know how hard it is to keep eggs
good.
PETER WHALING is the biggest
man in Detroit He is a regular
whale of a fellow. Because he was
discharged by the street railway COM
pany 100000 employees Of Detroit
factories walked TO work and lost a
lot of time besides throwing a club
into the wheel of industry. Mr.. Whal-
ing should, if he doesn't, feel his i'm
pOrtance.
READING the sport rage is an ex-
ercise which rarely gets below the
head or beyond a seat on the bleach
| crs.
WE view with q feeling of gratitude
| toward the local administration the
removal Of two Old brick sidewalks
on our way home. 1t is pleasant TO be
able to pay this tribute TO our worthy
city authorities.
KIND words can never lie.
c. n. F.