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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-03-27

Bob. "A f0ur-ilusher once lost his
life in Crimson Gulch by calm q.
spade club."-w,shIngton Star.
Many mans will power becomes
weak from lack of exercise.-Chicago
Herald.
IIe-How old are you?
she-Pve Just turned %.
He-oh, see-32-Boston Tran
script.
what little boy In class can men
ton memorable date In Roman his
tory?" asked the teacher.
"Antony's with Cleopatra" ven
tured one OF the boys.-Froth.
Il met Differs wife yesterday.
Talks all the time. doesn't she2"
yes"
Il never heard Differs complain
about H." u
He'd better not She supports him I
by lecturlng." - Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
II is now possible to check babies
at department stores. but stlll impos.
sible TO check them at home when
they howl at midnight. go Louisville
| Courler.Journal.
Tenderfoot 49, Whaddye dlggin' the.
big hole for?
Trapper- Wildcats
Tenderfoot BY gravy, I've often
heard OF wildcat mines, but this Is
the first time ever saw onel-Judge.
At all events, the promised twelve
inch from the ground gowns will en-
able the eternal feminine to make a
long stride forward. - Washington
Post.
Il made Miss oldgirl mad the other
day"
How SOL"
"she said she would give me few
wrinkles. and ! said didn't care 10
take them. although ! knew she had
plenty to spare."-BaltImore Ameri-
can.
Many a bad case Of pessimism has
been cured by giving the patient a
political ofhce.-Toledo Blade.
Benevolent Individual-Yes. SIR; I
hold that when a man makes a little
extra money his first duty is TO make
his wife a present Of a handsome
dress.
stranger-You are a social philoso-
lpher presumed
mo: I'm n dry goods merchant
Kansas City Star
A tightwad Is a man who has more
money than friends-and is glad OF
it.-Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
Forgiveness is better than revenge.
-Pittacus.
!. Lady (engaging nurse)-Have You
t had any experience with children.
! Applicant - Yis. mum. Shure. OF
! used to be a child meself.-Boston
/. Transcript.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-03-27
He Was a Changed Man.

A we'll known Western Senator re-
Gently visited a barber shop where
the barber, failing to recognize his
patron, was very talkative.
He ventured on all the timely topics
of the day, and although the Senator
did not, apparently, enter into the
spirit OF the conversation very keenly'
the tonsorlal artists enthusiasm was
not visibly dampened.
Finally he asked:
Have you ever been here beforeT
"Once," said the Senator.
Strange that / don't recall your
face"
mot at ALL" the Senator assured.
ut altered greatly in healing. '-Har-
per's Magazine.
"a little padding here and a little
more there" she directed.
"Yes'm."
"You don't seem TO know much
about padding a gown"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-03-27
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

Il always call a spade spade
said the emphatic man.
"That Is right" replied Broncho
Bob "A four-nusher once lost his
life in Crimson Gulch by calm q.
spade club."-w,shington Star.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-03-27

Does your married life seem home
like, my boy?"
"oh. yes. My wife's quarrels are
exactly like the rows mother used to
make"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-03-27

He-How old are you?
she-I've Just turned 20.
He-Oh, see-32-Boston Tran.
script.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-03-27

your head and go as a pill?"-LOndon
Tit.bits.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-03-27

Many mans will power becomes
weak from lack Of exercise Chicago
Herald.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-03-27

Maybe you had better try an up
holsterer." yentured the harassed
dressmaker.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-03-27

"What little boy In class can men
ton u memorable date In Roman his
tory" asked the teacher.
"Antony's with Cleopatra" ven
tured one OF the boys.-Froth.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-03

ard, his wife and children. 1 am
friend of the drunkard's father and
mother. am a friend of the drunk
ards purse. You are numbering our
citizens and l rise TO protest against
it, He would laugh at men, He
would say, 1 dare you to lay hands On.
any OF my fixtures. II you do, will
have you arrested. There is my IL
cense, issued to me by the govern
ment. That flag protects me wnlIe l
am doing business. know am max
ing drunkards. but the people here
said il 1 would share up with them
and help them to build the sidewalks.
etc, / could do this. 1 have done So,
Touch my business. I can call on
every policeman and every soldier in
our state and in our nation can call
on every able bodied man in this land
to put you down. Sol don't use
violence.
Statistics on Liquor Question.
Again, they tell US we must edu-
cate the people to it. We must edu-
cate whiskey out. thank God for the
education of the people along this
line. There are more than $1,000
900 of our citizens who are living in
dry territory The saloon in that ter
ritory has become an OUTLAW There
are more SdlOOhS III TIE S1Is VI CAA1NsAI
go than in thirty-two of the states of
our nation. l shall fight the whiskey
business wherever it is found because
it is the giant foe of the home. 1t has
caused enough tears to float a dozen
of the worlds greatest battleships. 1t
has slain enough victims in the his
tory of the world. If their blood was
cast into the deepest and widest
ocean il would turn IL crimson 1t
has broken enough hearts if they were
piled one upon another 10 reach far
beyond the moon. This great and hor-
rfble thing is SO. because the people
of God are content to have it so.
Over $4,000, 100000 are more
than wasted in this country on the
whiskey business. 1t employs nearly a
million of our citizens. Three-fourths
of our paupers are products of the
saloon. Eighty-two per cent of the
crimes of our country are inspired by
drink. Over three hundred people are
dying daily from drink. Every hour
of the day. fifteen drunkard's bodies
are hauled TO the cemetery This. the
darkest, blacklist crime in the annals
of human history is so because the
people have been content TO have it
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-03

There are days of dizziness;
Spells of headache. languor. back
ache;
Sometimes rheumatic pains:
often urinary disorders.
Doan's Kidney Pins are especially
for kidney ills.
Endorsed in CIarksburg by grateful
frienas and neighbors.
Mrs. L. B. Dunaington. 1is First
St. Ciarksburg, says: The first no
ticed OF kidney trouble was when 1
began to suffer from duh, dragging
pains across the small of my back.
They got more severe every day. then
began TO have dizzy and nervous
spells. II hurt me TO straighten
after STOPPING. The kidney secretions
annoyed me, TOO. Doan's Kidney Pills
soon brought me relief. The pain. diz-
zfness and nervousness left me and
my kidneys became normal
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't SIM
piy ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan.s kidney PiiIs-the same that
Mrs. Huntington had. Foster-Mil-
burn Co. Props. Buffalo. n. Y.-Ad-
Iyertisement.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-03

smashes her demijohns and turns the
spigots of her intoxicants and drives
il back 10 hell where the whiskey bus
mess belongs.
Many church member will not go
in at the front door of saloon or
club but will sneak in at the back
door and line up with the drunkards-
Many in our churches have invest
ments in brewery stocks and renting
their property for saloon purposes
and in this way they are engaged IN
the murder of their fellow citizens.
Il shall fight the whiskey business
because OF its demoraIizing. degrad-
ing, debasing influence on our citi-
zens. The whiskey business not only
destroys the self respect of our citi-
zens, but il destroys parental instinct.
The Foe OF State and Nation.
Il shall fight the whiskey business
because it is the grant foe of the state
and nation. The saloon power has
had its hand ON the threats of many
OF our legislators. in many of our
state and our national capitol II is
saying to these men, II you vote
against our business, we will kill you
politically and for fear OF political
death he sells himself to the saloon
power and votes against his home and
decency. Our government IS in the
saloon business, but 1 do not believe
il will continue in it much longer The
whishey business is doomed; 1t is
going. 1t must go before the aroused
conscience, of a sovereign people
The very fact that the flag which
we hold to be the protection of the
land of the free and the home of the
brave is captured and is floating over
and protecting the murderous whis-
key business while tits assaulting and
numbering our citizens and blghting
our homes ought TO sting every self
respecting citizen with the shame and
disgrace of it and make them arise
like men and snatch it from its dis
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-03
: seIFfOrefas''erssfOH -NGl
&! ~ :
-M aARkSBUPG. VIVA
ENOUGH

.-S@.-~~
ship OF Mr. WEIGH was at its best.
The chorus is growing more and more
endcient as the days go on. Mr..
Xoung's sloo was Wen received ana
well rendered The boosters came
In for their share of glory in showing
how Revive Us Again" should be
sung.
The sermon, Finding Man." was
said by many to have been the best
yet given by Evangelist Hamilton.
Shot after shot from the big cent?
meter guns of his VOCABULARY. fiEura-
lively speaking, made the-bufwarks
of the enemy tremble and fall before
it. He hurled inyective, bolt after
bolt of eIoquence. fiery denuncia-
ton of sin. tender appeal. vigorous
thrusts at all wrong doing. all
mixed as he gave no quarter NOV
asked any Never before bad the
preacher shown such intense earnest
ness and power of delivery. The al.
dience at times was literally held
speIlbound It was not bitter ar
arrafRnment as much as it was a
most earnest appeal for ali 10 raise
and keep raised the higher standards
of the Christian life and the Christ
example.
The effort was not without effect.
AS result of the after meeting work
eixty-sfx persons hit the trail, prac-
ticalIy all OF whom were adults.
men predominating- Even after the ne
service hal closed. some fingered IL
the building and so deeply convicted
that they sought pardon and peace
after Ihe audience had left for
home. Many were heard to say that
the meeting of Sunday night marked
q new epoch in the campaign.
Other Services.
Miss McGaughey addressed a gath
ering of married women 1t the First
methodist Episcopal church which
was we'll attended. Mrs. Hamilton
spoke to the unmarried ladies at the
First Baptist church with commend
able interest and attention. Mr.
Young addressed the women at the
Broad Oaks Methodist Episcopal
church at the same time, all sunday
afternoon. Sunday morning Mr.
o3fst church a. Northview. sunday
afternoon Mr. Snyder conducted the
services at the county jail
The sermon in part for last night
follows:
Grinding Man.
jeremiah 81 Run We TO and fro
and see if you can find man"
God is always looking for men
The world is full of men. but many
manhood Man was made 10 be
pure, great and christiike. Some peo-
pie like to sing. 1 want 10 be an
angel. and with the angels stand
] confess TO you that l would rather
be a man. plain. earnest. God-fearing
man, man loving. man serving man
with moral and spiritual backbone
than TO be any other creature OF
whom have ever read. 4 right roy
al fellow man can be- one that
the stars of the sky-wouId shine upon
his head in admiration. On the 9th
er hand. man can so descend IN
the scale of manhood that the very
swine OF the field would protest TO be
ranked on 4 level with him. a man
but these two qualities of greatness;
and Ertleness He can be the worst
OF creation or the best.
Purity of Speech.
God is looking for a man of pure
speech. God says, THOU shalt not
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-03
FOR STUBBORN COUGHS

use 2 ounces OF schiffmann's concen-
trated Expectorant. Gives instant re-
lief and breaks up the most stubborn
Coughs and Colds Besides, if il does
NOT give perfect satisfaction, money
viii be refunded by wells-Haymaker
Co s Drug Standardization
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-03
The F;gi,t AGAINST Booze. .

u shall fight the whiskey business
because ii is giant zoe OF the church.
The curse of Almighty God rests on
the whfskey business. Never will the
church. the bride of Jesus Christ be
blest until she breaks her beer bottles
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-03

ssPARTANITE "Afpeys White"
WHITE ENAMEL
Best for bedrooms. bath rooms or wherever
b hard, velvety. pure white surface is desired 1
Cant turn yellow. Heaviest IN body OF any Il
white enamel on the market 49,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-03

WHEN a man
buy a new Spring
hat he is likely to
want quick action
and sure results.
IL is on that basis
that we are asking
you to come m and
get acquainted
with our new
Spring .StetsoE1s.
: Soft and Sdff-new
blocks, colors, shapes
and a really pleas
ing. range of sizes.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-03
DAYS OF DIZZINESS
Come to Hundreds of cIarksburg
People.

There are days of dizziness:
Spells of headache. languor. back
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-05-03

Continued on page %
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1915-09-03
BREEDING ONLY BEST CATTLE
Counterfeit Dairy Cow Has No Place
on Pasture or in Feed Yard
Discard Poor Producers,

(By ROUD M'CANN, Colorado Expert
ment Station.)
The development OF the increasing
demand for well-bred dairy cattle IS
based upon the recognition of the fact
that under present production condi.
tions, the counterfeit dairy COW has
no place on the pasture or in the feed.
yard.
During the past few years difficulty
of replenishing and starting herds
with good animals has confronted the
dairy farmer at every turn. High
feed bills have demonstrated the flu.
tility of expecting satisfactory returns
when keeping poor producers, and the
wideawake, progressive, businesslike
dairymen are centering their demands
on merit, of which there must be a
greater supply to meet this demand.
Foreign competition has created
we'll grounded impression that the
most effective way of evading it is
by greater production per animal and
better products.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1915-09-03
KEEP SWINE HEALTHY
Scours in Pigs Often Caused By
Improper Feeding.
To Correct Trouble Give Sow Dos- =,
sulphate Of iron in Her Slon-
Keep Young Animals in Drv.
Sunny Quarters.
(By A. s. ALEXANDERl u

(By A. s. ALEXANDERl
When young nursing pigs begin to
Scour it is evident that the milk of
the SOW is disagreeing with them and
immediate attention, therefore. should
be directed toward improving her ra.
tons, Most often the trouble comes
from overfeeding ON corn, or other
rich food, just after narrowing. and
pigs of fat, flabby, cross, nervous. con.
stlpated soWs are most apt to suffer
Sudden changes OF food, or feeding
sour sWill, or food from dirty troughs
also tend to cause diarrhea either in
nursing pigs or those that have been
weaned, and all such cases should be
prevented or removed.
To correct securing in nursing pigs,
give the SOW Is to 20 grains of sui.
phate of iron (copperas) in her slop
night and morning and, if necessary,
slightly increase the doses until eff.
fective. Lime water may, with ad.
vantage, be freely mixed with the slop
as preventive when there is a ten
dency to arrangement, or after the
~ OADAO 4do UCCA ClCChGu, anu dlSU
Is an excellent corrective for weaned
pigs showing a tendency to scour on
slop or skinned milk. When little
pigs are securing severely, each may
be given raw egg and five to ten
grains of subnitrate of bismuth twice
daily in addition to changing the food
of the SOW and mixing copperas in her
slop. In cases which do not respond
promptly to treatment, success may
follow the administration of dose of
castor oil shaken up in milk.
In all cases it is important to set
right all errors in diet and sanitation
and to provide the pigs with dry,
sunny, well-ventilated quarters. The
arrangement is most apt to occur
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1915-09-03
Luke McLuke Says:

You may not believe it, but the gil
whose face would make an automobile
truck skid spends just as much tim
admiring her map as pretty girl does
Why is it that the woman wh
thinks it perfectly awful to call a cir
chicken" thinks nothing of refer
ring to woman she doesn't like as al
"old hemp
The girl who wore rat in her hai
a short time ago is still pretending tina
she is afraid of mouse
A man will bark and growl all duy
and then get mad because his dog trie!
it at night.
Most people wait until they have tt
use skiff to get across the street be
fore they think Of saving up for {
rainy day.
gest dummies in the country had sense
enough to be born with rich fathers.
One reason why we have so many
divorces in this country is because a
man thinks he is getting wife and
she turns out to be a trained nurse for
a poodle and rubber plant
Talking about happiness, gift of a
dime means more to small boy than
10 per cent dividend does to mil
lionaire.
There are all sorts Of pests in the
world. including the man who thinks
he is pretty and the girl who thinks
she is cute.
Why is it that the fellows who are
, most in need of good advice are the
lads who are always trying to give 1t
away?
After a man has carried watch FOR
ten years he believes that all the rest
of the watches and clocks in the world.
the Greenwich observatory and the
sun are all liars if they differ with his
timepiece.
Most men like dogs. That is the rea.
son why they hate to see woman
kissing dog
The women have tried out every 9th
er fool style. but thus far they haven't
had nerve enough to wear shoes that
button up the back.
We hate to encourage liars. But no
truthful couple can remain married
any length of time.
A woman couldn't hit fence with
bullet after taking careful aim. But
she can close her eyes and shoot over
her shoulder and never miss friend
husband
After all fattery Is nothing but hear
ing other people say the nice things
we have always thought about our
selves.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1915-09-03
Every Bird a Weathercock.

"Where's the wind ?" scoffed the
sailor, ''Why, look at the birds.
They'll tell you. Don't you know
that every birds a weathercock?
Stop moistenin' finger and hold
in it up" he went on in a tone of
disgust. '"The practice ain't hardly
clearly. Look at the birds is all
you got to do, for every bird sets
with its head always straight at the
wind. Every live bird in tree is
as reliable a weathercock as them
dead birds on the Spires
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1915-09-03
Some Epiqrams.

Tom Hood cast epigrams at him.
self in the face of death. His wife
was preparing large mustard plas-
ter to apply to his shrunken chest.
"My DEAR" said Hood, chats ter
rible lot of mustard for a small
piece of beef"
Sir Walter Raleigh expressed him
self in a similar mood after he
mounted the scaffold. Feeling the
edge of the ak, he said to the exc
cutioner, ''This is a sharp medicine,
but it is cure for all diseases"
Charles Knight suggested that
"Good Knight" would be sufficient
for his memorial tablet.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1915-09-03

Prize-Winning MuIe-Footed Hog.
among pigs kept in insanitary condi
tons.
Inactivity of the bowels most often
gives trouble in pregnant sows and
other adult hogs when given too little
exercise and too much rich food. In
such animals the liver is torpid, the
system feverish and the muscles and
other organs overloaded with fat.
Constipation seldom troubles where
hogs are fed laxative foods, such as
bran, flaxseed meal, roots or alfalfa
during the winter season, and in add.
ton are made to take abundant out.
door exercise.
In the common diseases Of young
pigs known as ricketts,, there is en-.
largement, bending and distortion OF
the bones of the joints and limbs, and
fractures OF leg bones are not uncom.
mon. The bones of the body in af.
fected pigs lack their normal proper.
ton of mineral material and have an
excess of vegetable matter. The ten.
dency to the disease is hereditary and
most likely to be seen in closely in.
bred hogs or those of herds kept
under insanitary conditions and long
imperfectly nourished upon unbal.
anced rations. The excessive feeding
OF corn to generation after generation
doubtless induces a weakness of con.
stitution conducive to ricketts, and the
disease may appear as result of any
aggravating circumstance productive
of malnutrition.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1915-09-03
Hawaiian Girls.

The Hawaiian girls arc almost
universally handsome. They are
brown in color (not black); their
eyes and teeth are magnificent !;
their hair straight. jet black and Of
ten falling below their knees. Their
heads are handsomely formed and
thei: expression alert, intelligent
and amiable: their forl.is in youth
yoluptuous, but heavy and overstout
after youth; their features full and
nose and upper lip slightly tilted /;
their voices extremely sweet.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1915-09-03
When Muscle Was Needed,

1t was a beautiful New Year
morning in the stone age.
"Hey, Strongarm," said Hairy
head, 'lend me your crowbar, will
your
"Whatty you want with it % ask
ed Strongarm.
II want to take it home," inform
ed Hairyhead, 'to turn over a new
leaf" -Youngatown Telegram.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1915-09-03
Real Estate Bought and Sold

have several choice tracts of land
listed for sale, at inviting prices. One
an 80 acre farm, all fenced, small house
and barn, 35 acres plowed, at $14OO,
terms $1,000 cash. balance years at 10
per cent. Two others at $500 and
$4,000 each, both good buys.
If you have land for sale come in and
list it with me, or if you want to buy
call and see me.
/ will look after the interests of alb
sent owners and rent same for you if
desired.
Information gladly furnished on ap-
plication. Address, Coker F. Rathbone,
Roman, Montana
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1915-09-03
SIavs Do Not Fear Petroqrad Attac

s|avs Do Not Fear Petrograd Attack.
Petrograd, via London, Aug. 3d.
Weighing the likelihood of German
advance on Petrograd, the Reich
points out that the Russian retirement
covers the approaches to the capital
and that it is extremely doubtful
whether the Germans, without undis
puted possession of the Baltic sea and
particularly of the Gulf of Riga, could
undertake the risks attaching to op-
Grating against Petrograd this autumn.
Moreover, on the whole front from the
Dvina to the upper Bobr, it is noted.
the Germans have only two armies.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1915-09-03
U. S. Lacks Shipping FaciIities.

Washington, Aug. 3O.-Lack of Am
erlcan shipping facilities was empha-
sized in statement issued by the
state department, based on a consular
report from Arabia. The statement
follows:
THE department has received from
the American consul at Alden, Ara bia.
a dispatch stating that the merchants
ut that port We're complaining bitterly
OF the lack of shipping facilities be-
tween Alden and America, many mer-
chants having had to discontinue bust.
ness.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1915-09-03
Bits Of Byplay
By Luke McLuke
Copyright, 1915, the Cincinnati
Enquirer

Huh!
The cheerful fat man and the gloomy
thin man were standing on corner
watching the crowds pass by. They
were strangers, but the fat man made
remark about the fine weather and
the thin man answered with grunt.
"Scotch mixtures seem to be very
popular right now" observed the fat
man as he noted the passing styles.
II couldn't say" replied the thin
man. II am neither tailor nor bar
tender"
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1915-09-03

German Rechstag Adjourns.
London, Aug. 30-According to a
telegram received from Berlin, says
Reuters Amsterdam correspondent,
the Reichstag has adjourned until
Nov. 80.