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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23
MKINNIE opERATIc CoMpANY no APPEAR on OUR PROGRAM

We present here picture of the
McKinnie operate Company, which
will appear on the afternoon and even
ing of the fifth day Of our Chautauqua.
This company is composed Of artists
who have won laurels in grand opera.
Nine. Tekla Farm McKinnie was pri-
ma donna with Nine. Schumann-
Heink's Loves Lottery" Rose Held
enreich, contralto, was with the Ma
tional Grand Opera Company. and she
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23

as well as Nine. McKinnie sings in
English, Swedish, German and Italian.
J. Allen Grub is one of the best ten
ors on the platform; Burt McKinnie,
baritone, was with Savage's English
Grand Opera Company, and Margaret
Day, pianist, is a pupil of the famous
Godowsky, Berlin.
Their program will include solos,
duets, quartets and an operate sketch
in costume.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23
Get Rich Quick.
Rutland Herald. }

The Brattleboro women who made SO
earn over $3.50 should be made mem
bers of the finance committee of the
church for which they labored. When
money can be put to work III such a
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23

we deny the professions of the nation,
and set our ideals and principles as a
people at nought. We must accept
democracy, or deny it. Seeking to
cure real or fancied difficulties by
falsity to fundamental ideas of free
government, is denial of democracy
and invitation to dissolution.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23
The Verbal fluance-

The Evening Post loves the verbal
nuance. About fifty housewives it
says, and six brides heard the talk
New York Tribune.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23

and remove the
stones from a half
pound of dates;
cut them in strips
and arrange in
S erwin & dishes.
When ready to
serve sprinkle gen
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23
Member of the Associated Press.
WEDNESDAY, JUNE %, 1915.

Violators of the fishing laws are be
ing more vigorously prosecuted in Yer
mont this year than ever before. The
infection of few more fines of 500
will be a decided deterrent to the prac-
tice of saving short trout.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23

way as to earn a dividend of 1900 per
cent by Vermont women it shows that
the possibilities in investment do not
lie wholly in the golden West.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23

companies that will Chautauqua
will
teache Wilt to u n
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23


nounced programs
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23

1t is said that reindeer are more
numerous than horses in Norway.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23
A FEW INVITING DISHES.

A dessert which is both attractive
and wholesome is the following: Wash
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23

+ Russia wishes American farm and gar
den seeds.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23

Prussia in normal seasons produces
slightly more oats than does Canada.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23

by
of good
dramaics Trey will
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23

Look pleasant, even if you do not
feel so. Keep your temper; no one
else has any use for it.-LeWis James.
Don't consider yourself the axle of
the world; you are only a spoke in the
wheel
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-06-23
When KITTEN ShEEzED
BY IZOLA FORESTER.

Copyright, 1915, by the Mcclure Newspa-
per SYndicate.(
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-11-05
Sauen uno @eaiiaelfutter.

Jrcb Gtaffel, 3f9 Oft : Commerce
Ctr. 9ei, @etreioe, @arterts unb Selbia>
men, @efliigeffutter. ~Srfubatoren.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-11-05
YuAmadbertn u. 4mbpareu
Wftk g. SMneiOer & Co.,
214 Of>gnutmerce StrnEe.
FRITZ REUTER-

FRITZ REUTER-
iii Cameron Ctr, MntcnnobiI : 9aeparas
turen, OgbaeetbIene : 6dtpeibung, Nr>
beiten am Gnfabrtsz u1,b gnt5ii1bungs>
Nppnrnt. grndett 1925.
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800 Siib=Mlamp Ctr. @rittlafiee 3inis
mer nnb 8etoftisung SIPS per Sag; SIS
per @o6e. 3tmmer $3.50 per @o6e,
8a0 fret. Heiienbe ertpiinf6t.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-11-05
OpteIa.
HoTEL ALAMO

1926 IIamo Rlasa -bibi6 nt6blierts
refine 3inmer. SOC, Toe 81 per Eag;
$3.50 unb a~nfp6rts per @o9e. 3intruer
NIT 2 8etten $500 per ISOLDE. elites
Selepbon grodett 658.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1915-11-05
6oIs uttO 20ble.

@ir balten Die bette 8obIe nnb bas
bette BrennboIs. Brobiert ni1s. Glaze
@pub & Gpal Gp. grodett 6053. Neues
Sci. 1911.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-26
BY E. A. Peters

Do you know this woman
whom we have selected for to-
days honor in the ranks of Taco
mans who are getting there?
Possibly some Of the men do
not.
But it's safe wager that there
are very few women in Tacoma
who do not know Mrs. Chambers
by sight, II not personally.
Mrs. Carries Chambers, known
better perhaps as Madame"
Chambers, is recognized In Taco
ma and throughout the North
west as a business woman who Is
getting there. She Is a self
made woman. Her success is her
own.
She is accredited by travelling
men and merchants as the best
saleswoman on the Pacific coast
And her success has come almost
entirely through her increasingly
hard work and her love of her vo-
cation.
Mrs. Chambers started her mil
linery experience in Superior,
Wis, as an apprentice girl in the
workroom of Miss Wright's shop
the fashionable shop of the city,
She had a natural aptitude for the
work, and in less than month
her salary Of 81 day had been
doubled and trebled.
She was given a trial In the
salesroom, and found that she was
as clever at selling hats as she
was at making them. In a few
months she was drawing $25 q
week as head saleswoman. and
was supervising the workroom
besides. She learned all angles
of the operation of fashionable
millinery shop from Miss Wright
except the buying.
-
In 1900 Mrs. Chambers came
west as a lodge representative
She was impressed by the coun-
try. and especially by Tacoma. In
1903 she gave up her position IN
Superior, put her savings of $500
In a purse, and started for here. &
Although Mrs. Chambers was =
clever milliner, she had had -
experience as business womar
She did not know how to make 81
bank deposit. She couldn't wriG
q check. She didn't know what y
bank balance was. Il
Yet she borrowed $4,000, put
her $500 with II, and started y
millinery shop here.
II had lot Of nerve and litt
cash." says Mrs. Chambers.
don't think I'd ever have ner
enough to do 1t again, but WI
filled with enthusiasm and sen
confidence then"
i Mrs. Chambers has moved h6I
location several times, until to.
day she has one OF the finesl
shops on Broadway.
| She owns a $4,000 home OF
South Broadway. touring car. .
summer home at American lake
Her income for the last 10 years
has averaged more than $500 :
month.
She has sent her daughter
Hazel. to Miss Ely's fashionabl<
school at Greenwich, Conn.
Il Mrs. Chambers. In short, bal
become wealthy. and every cent
I that she has made, she has earned
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-26
WOULD
LIMIT
SPEED

Following an auto accident on
the mountain road, near Elbe
late yesterday when three Seat
tleites were injured, one serious
ly, Chairman Slayden OF the
board of county commissioners
today announced that a speed
limit of 20 miles an hour would
be imposed all along the Mis-
qually canyon.
1T was speed that caused that
wreck said Slayden, "and 1t Is
an act of Providence that three
lives we're not snuffed out.
Suppose this auto, speeding
down the mountainside. on q
road blasted out of a precipice,
had come on another auto, around
one of the sharp turns. There
could have been no escape"
20 the Maximum
Slayden considered 20 miles
an hour the maximum for the
road, and rather favored Is or
IS miles. Commissioners Reed
and Williams were in King coun-
ty, looking over roads. but they
are not expected to oppose Stay
den's proposal.
The three victims OF the auto
accident were all doing well at
the Eatonville general hospital
today. None will die. Miss Ber-
tina Huestis, reported to have
fractured skull, broken ribs and
broken arm, was found on exam
nation to have an injured, posi-
bly, a broken arm; several ribs
cracked; and no injuries about
the head.
Miss Marguerite Heustis and
John Rosene, wealthy Seattle
lite, have no serious hurts.
All three claim that an imper-
lection in the road caused thu
car to skin.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-26
We Give
lsW.
Green Stamps
Summer Goods at Goodbye Prices

Mems StrawS
Half Price
With the rest Of summer goods
Mems Straw Hats 20 at this
slashing reduction. Best
shapes-splendid qualities at
the regular prices Of $3.50 and
s sSc an% S1.W
Mems Panama Hats, many
shapes, regular $500 values,
take your choice 60 OF
of over so at ...... XZsOO
Boys Straw Hats, formerly Csc
and 35c, now In two lots, "a
1Oc and .............. wv
Mems Conductor Caps, straw,
bound with braid, $1.00 06n
values, special $500. kOV
Beach Hats for boys, men,
women, good wide ones, here at
lowest prices 10n
yet-5c and ......... tUC
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-26

herself.
81 can only attribute my
success to the fact that 1
was enthusiastic I'm my work
and took an active personal
part In everything connected
with my store" says Mrs.
Chambers.
Ever since / have been in
business 1 have personally
opened my shop ut 3 a. m.
and closed IL in the evening.
i have always done my own
buying, making at least two
trips each year to eastern
markets.
81 have personally handled
every detail of my business,
believing that even the very
best and most competent
clerks cannot have the inter.
est and enthusiasm In his
work that the owner can. I
still sell hats and I still help
In designing them"
Mrs. Chambers has become tn
best saleswoman Of the North
west because of her desire I
please other people. according /
her friends. She would rattle
lose sale, they say, than allow
to leave her store wit
a hat that was not becoming.
At any rate, Mrs. Chambers
a business woman who is "gettin
there in big league style.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-26
Junior Club 10
Meet Tonight

The proposed junior section of
the Commercial club will meet at
5 o'clock tonight to elect perma-
nent officers and discuss the adop-
ton by bylaws. The meeting will
be, held in the Commercial club
rooms. s1-ss-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-26
D 9 @ @ o o 9 8 y . @ 9 @ o @ .
D DEATHS q
D q . o o . . . o D . . D 90

Mrs. Emma Blackman. age Al,
died at her residence, 1925 South
M street, Sunday night. She is
survived by her husband, F. w.
Blackman. Her body has been
removed to the G. G. Mellinger
Co.'s parlors.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-26
) 9 . p o o o o o . o @ o . D 4
D FUNERALS 4
q q q q q q q q q q q q e

@ @ o o o o o @ @ q o o q . o O
August Zinram; Tuesday at 3
p. M; from c. C.. Mellinger's; In
terment in Tacoma cemetery.
Eddie Peacher; today at ~
o'clock; from Buckley-King's; In
terment In Tacoma cemetery.
Mrs. Hattie Wilbur; Tuesday
at 1 p. M; from Bismarck Metho-
dist church; interment in Tacoma
cemetery.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-26

Open under new management,
DANCING Il
every Sat. night ut Eagles hall.
Music by st. Jeans orchestra.
adv.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-26

9x12 Ingram Rugs $3.50
Here's low-priced and durable
floor covering for the summer
cottage, the bedroom or the
tent home. Come in greens,
tans and browns, allover pat
terms; good $3.50 "a IN
values, at .......... 9fuOV
All Wool Brussels Rug, size
9x12 feet, made in one piece,
pretty designs and colors, SIS
values, 010 OK
Iron Beds, with 2-inch continu-
Gus posts, white or Vernis Mar
tin finish, a regular $3.50
value, special "a IN
al ......... UOV
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-26
new MAIN TO
COST S|2,|75

A new waterfront 16-inch wa
ter main, to replace mains that
are said to be too small, and
costing $12,175, will be charged
up to the taxpayers this fall, ac-
cording to notice filed upon the
council today by Water Superin-
tendent Paul Savidge.
Mayor Fawcett objected siren
uously, but finally agreed to vote
for 1t on consideration that the
work would be done by day labor
next winter, when work for Ia
comans would be scarce.
The new main is necessary, ac-
cording to Savidge, because mills
and factories along the north wa
terfront complain of lack of pres
sure for fire protection.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-26
G. ING
Their -

Tacomans Who arc Getting There or Who
Have Recently Arrived. They Tell some
thing about Themselves and Their Meth
DDS That Explains the How and Why Of
Their Success.
The broad ax., 1915-04-10
ysrhaer,n,s Low. Of Emery.

A love of gorgeous raiment. such as
characterized Emile Verhaeren, the
noted Belgian author. In his youth, has
been common 70 many famous writers.
Disraeli as a young man startled the
town by an evening dress comprising
green velvet trousers, canary colored
waistcOat and a coat with lace cuffs.
Dickens, likewise. was fond Of a Ger
tain bright green waistcoat, which be
wore in accompaniment with a vivid
scarlet tie. and he turned mp at Frith's
studio one day In a sky blue oYereoat
with red CUTS Even more fearful and
wonderful was Dumas appearance at
an ambassadors reception In "a shirt
on which were depicted a number Of
little red demons dispOrting themselves
amid flames Of yellow FIRE" Ny COS
tune was a great success" he wrote
Every one thronged round and made
much Of me."-Londen Graphic
The broad ax., 1915-04-10
Grief Of a RhinoosrOa

A rhinOcerOs is capable OF grief, ac-
cording to a Paris writer who wrote
this anecdote years ago: The animal
had been in the collection at the Jar.
din deS Plantes for twenty-five years,
but was OF an unsociable and irascibIe
temper. and not even his keepers ven
tured to take any liberties with him.
One day. however, the little lap dog of
the wife Of the director got into his
house 10y squeezing In between the
bars. Instead Of killing the intruder,
as expected. the rhinocerOs allowed the
little creature TO play with him. scam
pering over his back. biting bis neck
and playing OF all manner Of sportive
tricks. The two became great friends.
the wee doggie' passing several hours
each day with bis undemonstfative ac-
Quaintance. who put up patiently with
all its teasings- One day the rhinoc-
eros inadvertently set his foot on his
little pet. killing 1t instantly. The poor
brute'S grief at the catastrophe was
pitiable For two days be did not eat
a particle of food"
The broad ax., 1915-04-10


Tn what is described BY Justice Hen
Iamm Of the supreme court Of Ms
mi as celebrated case the coaft
s..aed down q decision exoneafinq
- Missouri mule. Some years ago
o1s LYMAN sued one Dale for DAMAGES
Sons 10 the plaintiffs buggy BIZ .-fhe
ssoresaid wild and unruIy mule.H
After being considered by Justices Of
ths peace, one circuit judge, three
;ndpes of the court OF appeals and four
snnreme court justices the mule Is ex.
oDerated by Judge Lamm as follows:
aThere are sporadic Instances of
,rules behaving badly. That one that
Gbsalom rode and went from under
him at a crisis In his fate. for instance.
gThe mule don't kick according 70 no
nile saith the American negro. HIs
voice has been q matter OF derision.
and there are those who put their
tongue in their cheek when speaking
oft
aHowever, the faithfuIness, surefoot.
sdness and good sense OF the mule, all
matters Of common knowledge, may
he allowed to stand over against his
faults and create a preponderance In
the scale in his favor" = New York
Sun.
The broad ax., 1915-04-10

OF 1Ak oWNERsEIP lEANAonlrEVT nrprz
u xaE skoAD AZ PURELsHED WEEKLY Ar TTcs- TT~s -
ArsLL is1b REQUIRED 7HR ACT OF AUGUST ). ,o,o -
-,.e u PostoHRce
Senus Taylor, 5027 Chicago I'M
-eng EDITOR Julius r Taylor ST. Chicago m
AanageL Julius F. Taylor, St. Chicago IN
ruoshes' Julius + Taylor 5O27 st. Chicaro I'M =
owners; h corporation, and the psm ,n
holding per cent stock If mot cor
POr1tlon, Of ovns-.N J;,.
Taylor, 5o27 Federal St, Chicago M ' ' =
mortgages and other security holding per cent
OF more Of total mortgages or other ne 80
are state) Mono. $500
OF copies Of each issue publication or distributed
through the mails otherwise paid subscribers during the M .
preceding the date shown above % required from daily
newspapers only) ~ '
JULIUS f. TAYLOR
Sworn to and subscribed day of April 1918
MICHAEL J. o1LALLEY
VosAl1 Notary
(Ay commission expires Marehs 1867
The broad ax., 1915-04-10
A Dream Iok..

Almost every one has dreamed of
writing a poem. delivering a speech
or making witty remark that seemed
at the time wonderfully brilliant, but
that, recalled on waking. proved to be
either commonplace or wholly mean
ingless- That is not always the case,
however, as this story, which the Rev.
Washington GLADDEN. is fond of telling,
proves.
Il dreamed" says DR.. GLADDEN., that
the old house that formerly stood near
my church was still there and that old
Mr.. Deshler. who has been dead many
year, still lived In It l also knew
that his old dog, George, who never
failed TO bark at me when passed the
house. stfn lived In my dream i was
passing the house when the door open
ed and the old gentleman came out.
followed by George, who. as usual.
rushed barking up to me.
Now, now. George said the old
man. you ought not 70 do that. You
know that's a friend of ours. That's
DR.. Gladden.
~tOh, I have met George before
responded TO the introduction. In fact,
George and have for some time had
q bowwowing acquaintance Elk
change.
The broad ax., 1915-04-10
SHORT AND SHARP.

Sarcasm may make good repartsA
but It doesn't make friends.
The more things a man Is ashamed
OF the more respectable he Is.
Many a good idea Is wasted because
the man who has 1t won't work
II you have a plan to end the war
wait till the others are through
Heroes have to wade through a Job
lot Of trouble to get a reputation
Take care OF the night before and the
morning after VIII take care OF itself.
The man who makes light Of otheg
peoples troubles usually swears at his
own
Drop the letter IS" from the phrase
'sheu IRE" and you have a good defni-
tion OF war.
Laughter" some one has said, is
q smile set 10 music" That depends
on who Is laughing.
They say the zeppelins look 30 much
Ike clouds it's hard to distinguish
them from thunderstorms.
~wIn civilization endureT" asks q
contemporary. Well, enduring seems
to be its long suit Just at present.
A missionary states that African ma
dives ask why civilized white men 90
to war. A big price for an answer
that answers
Some folks with splendid plans for
ending the war In Europe have never
managed TO end a quarrel with the
nsxt door naighbor,
The broad ax., 1915-04-10
Riding In Jinrikiaha.

When the European or American
tourist first lands in Japan be at once
demands a Jinrikisha- Having read OF
It and heard so much of II he wants
an immediate experience Of 1t as soon
as he finds himself In the land Of its
birth Almost any day one may see a
procession Of men and women. ashore
Tor a day or two from a steamer IN
port, making their way up the crowded
thoroughfares Of Tokyo. sitting rather
awkwardly In their jinrikishas, trem-
bling unbalanced over the axle, not
knowing whether the thing Is going TO
tip backward or fan forward. so loose
" does the pRller seem to hold the
shafts. The first time one gets into a
jinrikisha be always feels Ike a baby,
and this gawkish sensation coupled
with that Of the uncertainty Of ones
position In balancing IL. renders the ex-
perience not quite so pleasant as an
ticipated. But the only way for COM
fort Is to sit hack ut ones ease and
leave the responsibility to the man who
pulls it---Japan Magazine
The broad ax., 1915-04-10
'SIREs AND SONS.

Patrick Grant. seventy. has just -
nrsd after forty-nine years Of SERVES
a. policeman In New York.
Ernest Roume. former governor gen
0ral % the French province In East
Africa. has been appointed governor
general Of Indo-C China by the cabinet.
Marshall Morgan. recently appointed
secretary OF the American and British
claims arbitration commission, has
been for the last three years managing
editor Of the Nashville Tennesseean-
The Right Hon Thomas Burt, who
ross from pit boy to privy eounciloT
and who b known as the father Of
the house Of commons" b to retire on
account Of his age. he h seventy
seven years old
In recognition Of over twenty-five
years service with the Hamburg
American line Julius p. Meyer OF New
York has been given the decoration Of
the Red Eagle Of the fourth class By
tie German emperor. through Ambas-
sador Count Bernstorf.
John NJ. Canadian. the telegraph op-
erator who flashed the news OF the
Custer massacre to the world In 1915,
retired on New Years day, after active
service OF more than nfty years. He
has entered upon the enjoyment Of the
pension which the company granted
for long service
The broad ax., 1915-04-10

In Germany, where efficiency has BE-
come q national passion. the profession
Of mayor OF cities has been establish
ed The people Of the German cities
reason IN this fashion:
I'VE have here q big corporation. II
Il big business corporation and more.
Il II q big social organization as well
On its efficient management much Of
our comfort, our health, our success
depends. Therefore We win get the
best manager we can ind. II be does
not happen to Be In the city We VIII
60 outside to get him"
The cities pay wen and employ the
mayor-manager for q long term Of
years. After q preliminary trial he Is
retained indefinitely. In the larger
Prussian cities his ability q % esteem
Cd that he IL usually made q member
Of the Prussian upper house II he
shows unusual qualifications he may
Be chosen q minister Of state. The
mayoralty In Germany really Offers 4
caroer.-Kansas City Star.
The broad ax., 1915-04-10

AvEIDA DE La nSDKPENDENCIA, VERA
CRUZ
States In lS47. again TO the United
States In 1914. Once TO France and the
allies In 1851 and twice to buccaneers
Vera Cruz hRs suffered more than
any other city IN Mexico. As far back
a. l6S3. when II was a very small
town. It WIS captured by buccaneers.
Again In lTl2 Laurent and Van Horn
buccaneer kings. seized the port and
pIundered IL for ten days
From then until well along IN the
nineteenth century the city had com
parative peace. But at the outbreak
Of the war between this country and
2 Mexico Il was Inevitable that move
nenu OF troops against the City OF
Mexico must begin with Vera Cruz
SO ON March Z. 1897. a feet appeared
hearing General Scott and a small
army. While the ships bombarded the
'lefeHseS troops were landed They
surrr~ded In capturing the city after a
>ipgr Of thirteen days. in which there
was much blOodshed
The broad ax., 1915-04-10

The good people OF the church gave
the poor children Of the parish a b0un-
ttful New Years dinner, and the de-
Hight Of the youngsters was much more
manifest than their table manners.
One little fellow was discovered clutch
ing q doughnut In one Est and lump
Of steak In the other. he was reprov-
ID for his breach Of etiquetts and took
the reproach very meekly. But Q mo-
ment later he turned TO the diner next
him and remarked regretfully, The
trouble about these here table manners
= that they was invented By some
body who wasn't never really hungry
-Argonaut.