La Junta tribune., 1915-10-30

haby?" inquired the first neighbor.
II don't know" said the second;
but they have named II Reginald"
A mining engineer down At Du-
raago was one day Watching . game
Of poker in which the stakes were
heavy when be saw . player give
himself four aces from the bottom OF
tho Pack. Indignant At such shame
less cheating he turned TO = bystand-
Or and whispered: did you zee
thst!" "see whst!" why that fel-
low dealt himself four aces!" well.
wasn't II his deal!"
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Grandpa Edgerton received brief
note from his daughter. Mrs. Letitia
Edeerton Tyson. Of Baltimore. Nd.
announcing the arrival In that city
October 81. 1915. Of Genevieve lie
titia Tyson. Weight. seven pounds
and ten ounces. Grandpa IL feeling
his oats these days. although he ad-
mits he Is not raising anything much
out in the Garden Of Eden outside Of
alfalfa and hail.
Jim Renell. the famous baseball
pitcher. is boss weighman At the beet
dump At Kreybili, and is making
good. Jim weighs and delivers n
wagon load Of beets over the dump
A. easily ss he did balls over the
home plate. And by the way Jim
puts In off time cleaning up the
grounds around his place Of busi-
meas and In another week II will have
the appearance Of ball diamond.
The eighth wonder Of the world
10 now being shown In Kansas City
In moving pictures. II IL known as
the Birth Of . Nation" and the
prices Of admission range from :: on
the lower floor TO IS cents In the gal
lery. II In said 10 be the greatest
moving picture ever made. requiring
eight months to produce j.. and cost
jss $500. 600. Over $4,000 people
and 5000 horses are In the cast. How
would you like 10 give up - 70 see
. moving picture!
A group Of workmen were talking
politics. when one Of the dispntants
turned TO = friend who had remain
ed silent during the argument
ERE. Bill" he said. "wot's your
opinion"
II Amt a-soin' to say" said B'iI
dogrcdiy. Me and Hennery Green
thrashcd u out once before"
what did you arrive att" asked
the first.
We'll" said Bill. ''Hennery. e ar
rived at the 'orspi,ai an arrived at
the police station"
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Our business In life IL not TO get
ahead Of other people. but TO get
ahead of ourselves. To break our
own record. 10 outstrip our yesser-
days by todAys. 10 bear our trials
more beautifully than ever We dream
I'd ~e could. To whip the 'smp'er In
aide and out As We never whipped
him before. 10 give A. ~e never have
given. tn do our work With more force
and Q finer finish than ever. this IL
the true idea: 10 get ahead Of our
selves. Whether se xin or not. ~e
are playing better than ~e ever did
before. and that's the point after aii
TO play . besier game Of life
Maitbss D. Bsbcoek.
Harry x. Thaw. Of unsnstabie no
tersesy. wss the mo.s distinguished
visitor In IL Jsats last Tuesday
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