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The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
ITALIANS SPARE TRiEST.
Abondon Idea of Taking City so as 4
Prevent Its Destruction.

Udine, Italy.-The original idea OF
taking Triest seems to have been
abandoned by the Italians. Accord
ing to reports from the Italian head
quarters the plan now is that when
Gorilla, with its entrenched camp,
which is one of the most formidable
natural Notifications In existence. Is
taken, the Italians will continue their
advance along the Carso high plat
eau, leaving Triest on their right and
cut off from the remainder Of the Aus
trina empire.
The operation is contemplated with
a view to preventing the Austrians
from destroying Triest by lombard
ing it from the mountains and the
sea, according to the reports.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

1T takes ten shells TO kill one man"
declared a German soldier to an Amer.
lean correspondent on the French
frontier. Remembering the number
alleged to have. been slain. It Is no
wonder the allies are scarce Of am
munition. aSc
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

The great press service bureaus
ought to refuse to report successes
ON either side about Przemysl or
Premysl again until the belligerents
come to . modus vivendi about the
spelling.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
Naturally.

II suppose when the auto turned
turtle. your party was considerably
perturbed"
We'll. must acknowledge we we're
greatly upset"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
prys charos Fraud.

Minneapolis, Minn.-Charges that
the wet" forces committed whole
sale frauds in the county option cleo
tion here are to be investigated by
the dry" workers and presented to
the grand Jury.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
Proores.ives Adopt Platform.

Boston.-The Progressive state con
vention on Tuesday decided to main
tain the party organization for the
presidential campaign of 1915; rati
Ned the nomination Of Nelson B
Clark Of Beverly for governor an
adopted. a platform which contained
planks favoring national prohibition
woman suffrage, state ownership Of
public utilities and the social uplift
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
Cause for REGRET.

Rastus-What makes yoah so sorah
on de womens?
Sam-Ahs been married twict an
bof nah valves never took no washiH
in from de day dey was married
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

The man who thinks he can pur.
chase a mansion in the skies on the
installment plan usually drops penny
into the contribution plate every Sun
day
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
Quite Altitudinous.

Il know an astronomer who has the
highest ambition of any man l ever
heard Of"
What is it?''
He wants to signal to Mars"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

No person who has a passing &C
quaintance with one can doubt that
any boy scout would make capable
commander in chief Of our armies II
given the chance.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
Restrained.

( "Norah isn't that catsup going to
work. asked the lady of the house.
No, ma'am,". replied the girl. 1T
looked as n it wanted to. but l re-
strained It."
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

It is said that the demand for wom-
en- doctors in London is greater than
the supply. Yet there was. a time
when the entry of women into the
medical profession was bitterly resent
ed as unbecoming their womanhood.
Truly. changing times bring about
wonderful shifts In the point Of view.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

The price of carbolic acid has risen
from seven cents to $3.50 a pound
since the war broke out, thus shut
ting off many from their favorite sui
eide route,
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

Sleepy old Philadelphia herself ad-
mits that she crawls along slowly.
City authorities are hot on the trail
of the tussock moth caterpillar" an
nounces a Philadelphia exchange.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

His Worry.

I'm driving your car are you sure of
yourself now"
"Oh, feel reasonably sure of my
self. It's what I'm likely to do to 9TH
ers that worries me-"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

Some women are so contrary that
they insist on fattening out hubby
with rolling pin when he comes
home without any dough" on pay
night
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
Medal Preoentsd 10 Wilson.

Washington re iaent Wilson has
received meta! from the American
School Peace league IN recognition Of
his pre- eminent services in the cause
of peace"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

The Philadelphia Inquirer is credited
with having named aeroplaDes "hor.
nets Of heaven" Nobody has yet hit
upon an appropriate name for sub
marine.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
Its Use.

Pop, why does a doctor stick that
thing in your mouth to tell if you have
fever?"
Because the mouth is the place
where the hot air comes from"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

The Harvard man who has invented
substitute for sleep must have been
living in an apartment house where
there were no photograph restrictions
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
liuht That Failed.

What is the trouble between Van
Cleve and his wife? l thought she was
the light of his life"
so she was. but she went out toe
much. Jester.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
EiftY-EiffN.

Patience-How did her divorce suit
come out?
Patrice-Oh. $3.50 She got the Gus.
tody of the dog and he of the phono-
graph.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
A Hint.

Stupid Professor--Miss Clara, d
cline the noun matrimony?
Pretty Pupil-How can | decline
It, professor. until I've had some pro
posalsf
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

The sun spots are now held re-
sponsible for the wars. But then it is
an instinct of human nature to pass
the blame on.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
Its Nature.

The suspects were certainly in a
fever over that investigation, weren't
they?"
Yes, and | guess they were afraid
1t was the spotted fever"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
RouQh on the "TaIent.n

Judging by form in the human race
It's as hard to select a winner,
As IL is to distinguish a would-be saint
From an everyday, so-called sinner.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
Oh. Nothino.

A .mashsr is thing that would
Be silly maiden If he could.
But as he can't-does all he can
To prove that he is not a man.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

The estimated value of the egg crop
of the United States this year is $780,
100000, which gives the hen every
right to cackle
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

Shelf women voted. the two old
parties would soon be a thing of the
past.
He-Yes; they'd be replaced by the
tea party and the bridge whist party.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

Kitty-She's certainly getting cid
Peggy-So I'm told.
Kitty-Yes, she's beginning to com
plain that the styles of the bonnets
and gowns this year are not as pref
ty as they used to be.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

1t is agreed that the fly is without
single redeeming trait Even the
shortness of his life does not make
him more popular.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

Some women who marry in haste
are kept so busy trying to support
their husbands that they have no
leisure for repentance
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

II seems almost impossible for
newspaper man to interview a prima
donna and not comment on her un.
dying love for America.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

The old toper's declaration that
there is no bad whisky is matched by
the assertion that there are no good
mosquitoes.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

The importation of fancy European
cheeses has been interdicted to con.
siderable degree. The deprivation viii
not be an unmixed sorrow.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

In the summer. when COOL white
materials are the most desirable.
shortage of dyestuffs has no terrors
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

Russia. however has plenty of room
In which to retreat.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

1t is a poor summer in which the
mosquitoes have chilblains on their
stingers.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
Modern Music.

The pretty girl no longer sings
With voice so lew and sweet.
Unto the tune machine she clings
And MARBLES with her feet.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

Our idea of an impressive funeral is
one conducted in the interest of some
other fellow.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

.. .. - .. - -
. All lepa notices will be charged for
. at the rate Of So per square, first
Insertion, and no proof Of pubiica-
Q tIon will be made until the Same
. 10 paid for. There will be no OK
8 ceptlon to this rule.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

Swat the fly and muzzle the mos
quitol
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

Out of the various war scandals
that have arisen, we still think the
greatest is war
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

Seventeen-year locusts are keeping
up their reputation for punctuality BY
coming around every year as usual.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

One drawback to the powers of
psychology Is that it explains every
thing after 1t happens.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

When a scientist says we are all
sons of monkeys it is not because he
feels like one himself
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

A New Haven girl was stolen and
carried away on motorcycle. Even
peace has atrocities, too.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

Submarine gunners call a torpedo
tin fish" which is. of course. a
libel on the entire fnny tribe.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

The fellow who doesn't know when
he is licked is a nuisance
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
A Paradcxical Attitude.

What do you think those striking
bakers declare?"
"What?"
THAT they'll want bread before
they'll knead it,"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

Is life now on the farm to become
one grand sweet tractor song?
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

Judging by the cost of war. the bel.
ligerents must be shooting golden bull.
let's.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
Seems Reasonable.

Some people find riding on the wa
ter wagon quite difficult"
"'Tis trua"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

Submarines are more dangerous
than they appear on the surface.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

Il guess that's because so many cor.
ners are occupied by saloons"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09
Terms Of Subscription

One year. In advance. 81 o
One year. II not in advance, :. 3.ln
Six months, In advance, ...... 1.jo
Six months, II not In advance. LIS
Papers sent to foreign countries. at
$3.50 per year; s1.75 for six months;
strictly In advance. Advertising rates
on application.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1915-10-09

And more seem to fall off when 1t
rounds a corner than at any other
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12
True as Gospel

The man directs his patronage to mail order houses
while dependent upon the of the community In which nc
lives continuing the system the man who expects
vice from horse yet negecs to feed It. Every time ne LOT
wards draft outside he 10 splitting drop OF COM
muuity fe-bood Every time he drives away from the
station supply mail order goods he 10 tuggng At the
heart strings of his home town. .
field drained of its harvess without recompense Will soon
become barren 1t is with community If the proht II
duces constantly taken later Will cease 10 DC
profit producing center.
The world living Each individual Is lndeO'-
ed 10 the world instead what he reeve That debt pay
able civic pride community In which he resides Like the
man who takes honey from the bee 10 duty bound to return
equity 80 is the man his business from town duty
bound to make just compensation.
The man who stus the paunch of the maiorder business
Is not paving his community debt He tearing down what his
brother man is trying to build up.
Had the maLoder spirit prevailed in the days OF Miles
Staudis this great could not have been made
possible today bothey cooperation that enabled the
grims to survive cooperation that built this nation
cooperation that builds committees Your town will be bette
town when it has your cooperation.
The man who extends welcoming hand to Shiny arm Of
the catalogue octopus entangng the interests of every citizen
of his town in the of the monster He hamperng the
growth the community and his citizenship standing al
a low ebb
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12
Go No Farther
The Evidence Is At Your Doc

Baxter Springs proof is what
you want and the statement OF
this highly respected resident
will Danish all doubt:
Mrs. P. P. Prather, Cedar St.
Baxter Springs, says: Last
fall my kidneys became badly
weakened. My back began to
ache and before long, / was suf-
fering nearly all the time. Pains
suddenly darted through my back
and l couldn't move one way or
the other. My kidneys got dread
fully weak, my feet also swelled
and puffy sacs appeared beneath
my eyes, warning me that some
thing must be done. I read OF
so many people using Doan's
Kidney Pills with good results,
that / got a box from A. R.
Kaue's Drug Store. They soon
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12
Lend the
Helping Hand.

Every citizen of this commun-
ity should stand loyalty BY and
lend 4 helping hand to our pub
lie schools, for education is one
of the strongest bulwarks of our
modern civilization.
Instead of criticising, and
knocking, and disrupting this
social and commercial necessity,
let us exert our individual efforts
to its advancement and expan-
sion.
The public school is one of our
greatest constructive agencies,
and without its aid and assis.
lance in creating and cultivatiug
the intellect of our young people
this community would soon be
sinking to the ancient plane Of
ignorance and superstition.
There IL nothing to be gained
BY jeopardizing the work and in
fluence of our public school sys.
tenn, but there is everything to
gain by fostering and encourage
ing and extending it a helping
hand.
Education is a vital necessity
of the day, and its effects are felt
in every walk of life. Without
a young man enters upon the Sc
rious problems of life handicap
ped in a thousand ways.
We of the community are per.
soually interested in the welfare
of the community, and there is
no way in which we can better
serve our individual and collec-
tive interests than by standing
loyalty behind our public schools.
They need our good will and
encouragement-not only need
them, bat should have them.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12
"GOt Great Relief"
Galena Man States
John Main Tesd6es To Powers
Of Tanlac in Relieving His
Stomach Trouble.

Kausan after Kansau Is testi-
flying to the astonishing results
of Taulac, the new preparation,
In instances of stomach and in
festival ailments, kidney de-
raupement and catarrahl condi'
tions. Among the latest OF
these Is John Main, residing In
Galena, Kansas.
II had stomach trouble for two
years and it gave me no end OF
trouble" he said 4 few days ago.
81 naturally had 4 poor appetite
and dreaded eating much. Us
ually after meals / would have q
hurting in my stomach caused BY
gas forming there. / would
belch frequently, tasting my
food hours after eating. ] even
felt pains under my shoulder
blades and was ali worn out.
II tried Tanlac with wonder
full results. Out of just two bot
ties l got great relief, and now
feel a different man. 1t has re-
lieved me of the trouble that has
caused me 30 much suffering"
The Master Medicine, referred
to by Mr.. Main, is obtainable in
this city at M. e. Reddy's.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12
First Published July .. 1889
Publication Notice.

In the District Court Of Cherokee county
Kansas; sitting at Columbus.
lanes W. COPYRIGHT, plaintiff W. Anna
n. CourtriRht, defendant.
The State Of Rausa TO Anna X. Courtngnf
defendant, GreetinRi
You are hereby notified that you have
been sued In the above entitled cause u
the above named court by said plainuh
whose petition IL on file In the ONCE OF the
CLERK Of said Court, Ia Columbus, kans rs
and that you must answer the pettlon
filed by the plaintiff on or before the ietn
day Of September, loib, or said petition VII
- taken a true and Judgment for divorces
md eosts win he rendered n favor Of said
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12
The Gentleman and
the Crouch,

Stand 4 gentleman aud a
crouch side by side, and which
will command the greater re-
spect2
Webster says that a gentleman
is . man of refined manners and
good behavior, while the crouch
is "gruff and morose.
It Is easy for any man to be a
gentleman, and he has much to
gain and nothing to lose.
It 10 equally easy to be q
crouch, with everything to lose
and nothing to gain.
The gentleman has many
friends and but few enemies,
while the crouch has many
enemies and but few friends.
God smiles upon the gentle
man, while the devil smiles at
the crouch.
Life 10 bright to the gentle
man, while to the crouch It il
full Of gall.
Be a gentleman If you can, bat
aOu't Be . crouch.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12
Important Notice

Upon assuming charge of the
News we find that a large numb
er of subscription accounts are in
arrears. A very short time will
be given delinqueuts to square
up, after which the accounts will
be placed in the hands of an at
torney for adjustment.
Please do not make this move
necessary.
News PUBLISHING COMPANY
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

"A customer came into my
store the other day and said to
one of my clerks, have you any
thing that will cure diarrhOeaT
and my clerk went and got him a
bottle of Chamberlain's Colic'
Cholera and DiarrhOea Remedy
and said to him, If this does not
cure you, 1 will not charge you a
cent for it." So he took 1t home
and came back in 4 day or two
and said he was cured" writes ].
n. Berry G. Co., Salt Greek, Va
Obtaiuable everywhere.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12
[F1RsT PUBLISHED AUG. S, 1851
Notice of AppOintm0nf-E-
ecu9TiX.
STATE OF KANSAS,

STATE OF KANSAS
County of Cherokee
In THE MATTER OF THE ESTATE OF
JoHN w. MCKENZIE, late of Cherokee
County, Kansas.
NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN that on the
.sist day of July. A. d. 1915, the undersigned
was, by the Probate Court of CheroEee
County, Kansas, duly appointed and quail
flied as Executrix of the estate OF John W.
Mckenzie late of Cherokee County de.
ceased All parties interested IN saio
estate will take notice and govern them
selves accordingly.
MALoNA MCKENZIE, Executrix.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

At the hour this squib was
written Carranza's forces were
back in Mexico City again. But
that's no indication that they
are there now.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

relieved the lameness in my back,
the swellings went down and ]
felt better in every way. Since
then, / have been free from kid
ney complaint"
Price SOC, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Pills-the
same that Mrs. Prather had.
Foster ilburn Co., Props, Buff
falo, N. Y.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

America is swimming in
gold" says a banker of note.
Possibly so. but darued if we can
connect up with even a bathing
suit.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

You may be, as you think. a
good man-but let the other fell
low sound your praises.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

Honest labor never kills any
man, but laziness sends many q
cuss to the potter's field.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

This world is full of sinners,
and we all think the other fellow
is a bigger one than we are.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

Have you ever read a love let
ter that you wrote thirty years
ago2 Don't do it!
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

Japan is rapidly advancing in
the art of civilization. The
grafters are getting in their work
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

When a woman has a legiti.
mate excuse for doing a thing
she often forgets to do it.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

Any one this year can win un.
dying fame as a prophet by pre-
dieting any old kind of weather.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12
Baxter Springs News
Published Every Thursday by
News PUBLISHING COMPANY.
Chas. L. Smith, Manager.

Entered at the postofflce at Bax.
ter Springs, as second class mail
matter.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

Many a reputed wise head con-
tains but little wisdom.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

With some people, ito think
is to act" And that's the trou-
BILE with them.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

A vicious lie travels at express
speed and stops at every station.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

To bring a high polish to fur
niture, use plenty of elbow grease
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

Cuss words are often better
than the men who use them.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

No use to tell your enemy to
90 to hell now. Send him aboard
the Eastland.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

Is your name inscribed In the
book of Men Who Have Made
Good2"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12
DO Not Grips

Another week less to live.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-08-12

d.. EugIish. Phous lse.