El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-08

uDly she arose ehivalrously TO meet
me
Good morning. Hon. Gather thusly
ter as I did"
No rejoint from her except to 90
-SnOOptr' with her rubber nose while
bowling head Bulfights seemed prom
inent in her mind. Yet when an
sion she make retreat so suddenly j
could not catch her footrace around
that yard.
What to do, You cannot catch milk
while II is running away from you I
make strategy with brain Ali Vege-
taolesl Hanging on nail TO bzrnsids
see slight carrots suspended there. i
grabb three Of those and. advancing
my knuckles with society expression.
walk to where she stand by corner
looking cowcatish-
She smell up her nose Please. Mrs
Cow I say like a nurse This viii
help you digest your gum She en-
croach her nose more closer hold
carrot more near. o joyful, Before
/ could say Jack Anderson she thrust
out her saudpaper tongue which scrape
deep wounds on my wrists In mean
while Hon Carrot disappear into her
rubber mouth she close her eyes with
expression peculiar to poets while en-
joying eats Now was time, should
milk
With acrobatish skill I set stooIv-
NAAAAA AaaAfA neal AA AEE VI me 0LIA-
pied that place with pail by my knees
So Tar SO many Neatly ] commence
pressing milk from spiggOts. end NY
soul stood upright from rapture.
Finally Z stop stationary similar TO
generals learning battles Napoleon
thoughts come TO me. So. hal II vege-
tables keeps cows quiet. then more
vegetables must keep them Guieter. I
look around for some enlarged carrit
when-what see2 Hanging highly by
nF harm ew-nT1err
so grand in size it seemed nearly pun
kin Hon. Cow cdHd chew this IL
hour without grudging milk
I borrow pitchfork from fence Ele-
waiting my elbows I remove down this
fruit poke him befrOnt Of cOW-nose
and were again resumiug my milk
mainednly employment When-bZzZzzt-
Several heated taclSs arrived TO my
Amelia stroked milkpail TO my head
with one kicker while with the other
she did harikari on my stummick. at
same instant she made bull-fight bel
lus and stroIed her crooked bone head
behind my back so force emerged
over fence amidst flood OF hot buzz
flies who wore needles on tail Then
/ dreamed nothing
At lastly I awoke upward from smell
OF arnicated medlcals- While looking
upward I could observe that Hon John
and Mary McDormant stood near my
headache, appearing quite censor
What destruction you bee doing TO
my farm require Hon Jno like dicta-
tor.
I milk cow" thusly I report weekly
4 notice il by the milk in your
hair" negotiate Hon AIRS. why you
enthuss Hon. Amelia so by your uncul-
ture2"
L do what you told me-" ! antag-
onize- You instruct me feed her vege-
tables hanging around. ] find carrot
hanging arQund- feed her that This
are too diminished for her appetite. 50
I feed her very enlarged vegetable
hanging around Eve Of barn"
Species Of pork" olhcute Hon Mr.
& Mrs in unicorn You know what
that enlarged vegetable was You feed
herr
I asked to know" This from me.
Hornets nestl' Both collapsed
that word.
1T is more blessed TO give than 10
deceive" I arrogate while those gen
tlemen farmers invite me forwards TO
r. T. station. where 7 go feeling con-
siderable pulled apart. Hoping you
are the same
Yours truly, Hashimura Togo