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The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24
KICK eo SIS
G0AE CoMPA e 81. ()On

u SINBvRR Pc IAN, "a Stanley
Robel, OF Sfiamok KIN. has been award
ed 900 damages against the Phil
adelphia and Reading Coal and Iron
Company because nude Kicked him.
The mule Kicked him under 4 mine
lear and the wheels cut OF, his right
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

TOR RENT--Nicely furnished front
rooms for light housekeeping. with
~ bath and phone water and gas: very
redEonAble. fvo minutes walk from
eonft house. 343la Hickman street,
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

/. EoR RENT-One furnished front bed
room IN private family: centrally 10.
Gated. two minutes walk from court
house. Gentlemen preferred. Apply
at. 3z2 South Second street.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

AGENTS snappiest household line OF,
earth. Red hot sellers; steady re.
peaters-100 per cont profit. $50 ligi
weight, fast selling. popular-prlc
necessities. Agents outfit free. Get
busy-qulck-write today - pos tai
will do. American Products Co,
1886 American Bldg, Cincinnati, o.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR RENT-rwo nicely furnished
rooms with use of bath. Rent $3.50
ana $is25 per week. Apply at $50
hast Poplar street. Mrs. S. =. Cav
y .eIiey
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR 1sENr--To, a gcntloman. front
room on paved street. three minutes
licences Apply al city Market. or call
~. Bell phone AGAR,
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

4 FOR RE.NT-store room with basement.
suitable for Wholesale. plumbing or
ike business; 4,50D feet of floor space:
Enquire W. L. Cole. 616 West Pike
Il street
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR RtNT<I'wo or three furnished
rooms for liSbt housekeeping; also
nicely furnished sleeping robIn terms
very reasonable: all conveniences; use
Of bath and phone. Inquire at l03
School street.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR RENT--Two furnished rooms for
light housekeeping. viii, use Of bath
and iteiepllone; Two, minutes walk
from Dcstofflce. Apply at liz School
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR RENT Two furnished rooms for
AfltEflt housekeeping, on third floor.
Apply at 13S jackson street, Bell
u phona S56sW.s L.l.-i ~ n.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FQR RENT Two and three furnished
rooms newly pspered and painted:
fent reasonable. Calf In the evening.
AZ. G. SBumsardner. s5i Jarvis street.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

Fs2R RENT Three furnished rooms for
light ktotseke and one Furnished
room TO geittenen or lady Apply
at ll1b Park avenue, between jackson
3TdPike streets, close to street car.
Mrs. James ROgan
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

NOR RENT-Two room cottage; near
I "a Factory street; near Kelly Hill;
10 a bachelor or man and wife only.
81 per month. Harvey +. Smith.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

TOR RENY-on April list. 1915, the
4 two story brick store room, situated
A az, North Fourth St, Glen Elk, No.
! 4D79 Henry Raymond, $40 West Main
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24
E0R RENI--einuses

FOR RENT-A Ave room house. at $40
East Main street. allSmodern conyens
4 lsfcnces.g Apply at Burke's Drug store,
Il corner Pike and Third streets. s N
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR RBNT-Four room cottage. corner
WILSON and Virginia streets. Ave min.
tSutes walk from court house. Call
Bell phone isi-J. Home phone 2sS-Y.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR RENT--New seven room house,
& near. New High School on Lee street.
Sturm & wiiosn. $40 West Main st.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FoR RENT Small house in Stewart I'D
9fdition. Apply at Bakers Store. 343
w. Main street.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

nor RENT g rooms and bath, five
rainutes walk 10 postofilce; ) rooms
Il n New Fair Grounds addition; 4
r rnoffs and bath. Raymond Heights;
\ u rooms and bath, Broad Oaks. Call
nj once on ID. w. Jacobs, over Par
Il sons Souders Co.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

ToR RENT-Icive room house. near
4 HOLY Cross cemetery, BROAD Oaks, 81:
\ month in advance. Call Bell phone
& 1871.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

ron RENT-One five room. cottage at
ses Glen dale Avenue; $i7 per month;
water rent paid. Inquire OF Victor
h-Viliers; 5t4 s. Third street. Bell phone
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24
WANTED 10 RENT

70 RENT-Eight or nine
room house, centrally located, by good
reliable family; must have modern
convenienres Address House care,
TAlegram office. . s. W \. 81 ~. -talsi Z
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR sALEG Good OAK Dresseri, used a
few months; have no ftirtherAuse for
(, At and will seils for 90. Address
r. care telegram once.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FARMS FOR ,sALE-F,ortunes Being
made in famous Sanford Celery Delta.
Request will bring you valuable, In.
Florida - ~ n, n
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

F1f RE,NT-Large cement basement
4 ftis Shop; very wen lighted; good
\ "a street, Call Harvey Il. Smdth,
I botIit phoncae $50 ss
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

WANTED IA General Agent for a part
t,tthc Van Gieckland Co r Ligh ting Sys.
tenn OF New York q ty. a The most
modern dcetylene lighting system on
/. the market and sold at q moderate
g.tBox a4s. Pdttsburgh. Pa.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

1FoR RENT-Ncw tive-room cottage,
K Within five minutes walk OF the
is,tirtliouss. Apply to D. B. Carper.
At Sierchants' Bank.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

;T1R SALE Two new houses. and eight
\ Il III ernolds addition near Hnzel-
n IN Il fiss glass factory, Lots and houses
N IN GIariSsburg; good location. Terms
a tsa Snnables j. o. n. Tidler. 214 Court
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FoR RENT SIX room house and bath,
4 af HattIand car Stop. $1,000 month.
Sec AZ Z. Bragg, next dooi,
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

roe un furnished rooms.
fnNn and wife, or two ladies, gas
4nH M4fef paid. 8 f,nli at a ~ s. Chest
an rect. or office OF Snyder u lie
x AatHztet II q, O,QF. Building residence
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24
EOS SsLs-.1ouses

'S;IfsHT ROOM, DoUBLE HOUSE
sIats root. large yard and garden,
Z well OF good waterss close to school
and church and car line; newly
napered; situate on lot 50x150
fset Appraised at $4,000. but
viii be sold for $1,000 to settle
Estate at once. Easy terms. APP
" NV 10 Howard Post. COT. Bldg,
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR .itiyN n One furnished front room,
e.s s located. Apply a. 22SH South
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

Piano Player, in good condi ton; will
sell for nifty dollars. Address S04
\ Locust street. d. 81 sll-s.l 4 = q. a.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

f2t; i6eiy furnished sleeping
eetl4 ~ home Without children; rcnt
3 X 4ttHfQq4hl6 APPLY ut E39, West Main
I "A ~ ltit II Bell phone 5eesJ.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

wishing 70 iearn iti,ree
70 five dollars per day. Wrfte fol
terms immed fate1y. First National
\ sNurSArIca. Rochester, NJ, " N ~ =
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR SALE Contracts for renting
houses, oil and gas leases, trespass
cards. hunting permits, coal options
gram office. X
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR .SAI.E-One OF the best bluegrass
farms IN Rftchiea county. X miles
from railroad station. Good seven
I. room house, cellar, we'll on porch, two
cisterns, two barns. One hundred fruit
trees. Write for terms. Greed B. Nor
ris, Ellenboro, W. Va.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

\ z. 4 BTt,rnI.bsd .rcora. MOS clean
!; zgPpii kHtly IteEG Of bath, close 10 BUSH
- ). ss III g City. Apply at z3e South
treet. 80 ri 4
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR RENT Two Furnished rooms for
light housekeeping; also 4 slncpirE
room hot and cold water. Apply at
~ fpt West Pike street. q
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24
George q Balsh.

George r. Baick has inst been
chosen president OF the w stern COZ
Z association. He haiis tro,n cincips
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

l1sf,rs RENT OR SALE;-February list,
( n ave room cottage In Glenwood. Frank
Il Outright. General Delivery, City.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24
WANTED scelIlIaneouIIs I
MollNEY ito LOAN

WHY BE W1TH0tIT MONEY?--I a..
= cpmpo date everybody, by loatiilia
money on wa ches, diamonds, jewairy
! Jewelers Waldo sBli Fourth street.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR SALE DR. TRAIE-w have Ia
way, used about nine month";, wilt
sell at bargain, on time, or trade
for anything. you! haye. See. us at
once. Stone Bros. IN &
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

PIANO BARGArN-lt yor want .
Plano, It Will pay you to investigate
year Best offer takes It this week.
APPLY at. 234sSouth Chestnut st. -
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

Rhode island REQ Cockoreis. Deep
color, large size. well bred; and from
fine laying strain OF chickens. From
$500 to $500 each. j. o. L. Tldler.
Consolidated phones,
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR sALE--complete equipment for
generating electric current; includes
one So h; p: and one 90 4; p. gas en-
Highland, Clarksburg. Z
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24
FOR SALE-Lots

FOR SALE Nice lot. near Washington
irving high school, S9x120. Will sell
for $1,000, 1900 canh, balance, $500 in
one and two years. Address IF. c.
care Telegram office. s. -.-- -
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

AUTOMOBILE sA1.E-Fiye passenger,
Ford Touring car. in good condition.
Cheap for quick sale. Call Bell phone
iOS5-R, or address "B. r." care Tele-
gram Office.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

IN FAtsM--25o acres, Z mites
of Chiliicotae, Chioout one OF our
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24
yTRYsrHEn1 TO-DAY.

For. the Liver, Blood. Bowels, Stom-
ac!, and nerves. try Griftitfi,s Roots and
Herbs. They stop Rheumatic Aches
and Pains. 25c per package, one month's
treatment. Druggists and dealers
everywhere.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR SAIEsafe OF light. cons lion.
y at "a Dafkairf. size az inches 4 by lS
Inches. Address at, care NTAlegram
once. n <
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24
'WilANTElD 70 BUY

TO BuY-vesi calves Cali
or write Candy Provision Co., Bell
phone 4o1; Home 9. clarksburg. w.
Va
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24
ROOMS. AND b GARD

WANTED Home cooking.
Apply at s37 West Pike street. {: Is
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

TIRES brand new
standard make 1915-2SxS for $7.75.
Sale on ten days only. Clarksburg
Auto Co.. eorner Main street and
Water street. ". .l.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

AitSICAL INSTRTMENT--,rw mum
dred dollar .AnEelusr Piano Player,
in good condition Will sell for dfty
dollars. Address $40 Locust street.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

\ n i - SicSiy fnrnlshad .frn.,,
81 e. Bath and phone. Apply
n 81 s " e1tk5e West Main anu Sixth
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24
WANTEn.lfa,tle Heln

dAN-ro learn barber trade, wages
course you work in our up town shops iposs
and draw regular salary. Avoid fiai-
Barber College. Cincinnati, Ohio Save
$4,000. q, = : {. Z. : u, I
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE FOR SALE
hogany chairs. leather uiphoi stered;
Mahogany Library Table and Ma
hogany Stand: one Kitchen Table:
five Krex Rsgs; one four BY six VIII
three, Porch Screens: Laundry equip
Inent: goods purchased In May. 1911.
51t W. Main street. or sphohe Bell
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

MOVING PICTURE Machines, Films,
ADVERTISING Slides. Curtains, opera
Chairs, Electric Light Plants. Phono-
graphs and Records. Clarksburg Rec
ord Exchange, Room /, Irwin Bldg,
/ Opposite Postofficc. Clarksburs.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

ger automobile; catalog price s155e'
4. o. b. factory: won In Telegran's
contest; will make big discount for
quick sale. See me at gas office. Sec
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

WANTED TO BUY--A cigar case, SIX
or eight feet long. must be cheap.
Gail Bell phone 122e-R, or address
.lI. !. care 1'elegran office:
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24
For Ran llrhlshsd5 Rooms

FOR ~ Z I'M +. g rac,,,s 80
n " n tile lights For 81. 90 and
sts., 6, ne Alonticsilo tSenue.l
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24

FOR sALE-Three Jersey cows, ages
two, six and eight years. Inquire at
Bceghley's Barn. Jane Lew. w. Va.
SALE Bricston Tires.
two 30-s, two 30-31s. only been, run.
about two hundred miles, good as
new. Address -. H." care Tolegrnm
office. lEa ~ US
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-01-24
FOR sALE-lgl Miscellaneous

FOR SALE n
SugaH >l25 xlbe baEsJls- ...........$t.45l
Flour tbbl.) <. ...5....i........ $50
Potatoes, hushel ............... s.65
Choice Coffee ~. Z. !. ,.s...... .16
81 West Pike st. Bell phone s7o-R.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10
FORD SHIP SAILS
TO BRING PEACE
THOUSANDS ON HoBoKEN PIER
CHEER AS OSCAR ii STARTS
ON TRIP ABROAD.
BRYAN TO join PARTY.
BOAT WILL MAKE FIRST sToF
AT cHRisTIANIA, NORWAY,
ABOUT DEC. IA.
western Nevspaper unlon 80 ssryles.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
New York.-Members Of the Henry,
Ford expedition sailed from Hoboken
on board the Scandinavian-American
line steamship Oscar IL Saturday.
One hundred and forty names we're on
the list of Mr.. Ford's guests. OF these
eighty-three are peace ENJOYS, fifty
four newspaper and magazine CORE
spondents and three moving picture
men. For their use Mr.. Ford char.
tered the entire first and second cab
ms of the steamer.
After the ship had been cleared of
visitors and the captain was waiting
the word to cast off, the crowd that
filled the large pier gathered as close
to the ship as possible and either sang
patriotic songs or cheered for the sue
cess of the venture.
Cries for Henry Ford were respond.
ed to by Mr.. Ford appearing at the
rail.
His voice was not sufficiently
strong to make himself heard to the
great crowd, SO one of his friends vol
unteered to act as his spokesman. He
said:
Mr.. Ford asks me to assure you in
dividually and collectively that he ap
preciates this demonstration and that
he thanks you all for the interest in
the mission"
Mr.. Ford nodded in approval as the
volunteer finished speaking.
When the steamer had backed from
her pier and headed down the Hudson
river a number of tugs, each loaded
with friends of the Ford party, ac-
companied her until the Oscar IL was
well past the battery. River craft
gave the peace ship a parting salute
with whistles and sirens as the steam,
er swept down the bay.
OF the governors invited, so far as
announced L. B. Hanna of North Da-
kota was the only one to accept. Will
lam J. Bryan, who received an invita-
tion, declined to accompany the par
ty, but said he hoped to join them at
The Hague a few weeks later.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10
Turks overpower British Army.

London.-The British, German and
Turkish accounts of the recent fight
ing in MesopotaRia, while containing
minor disparities respecting the cas-
ualties and character of the British re-
treat on the Tigris, clearly established
the fact that without further rein
forcements to equal the Overpowering
odds against which they have been
struggling, the British troops under
Townsend have little prospect Of con-
tinuing the march to Bagdad, which
city appeared a few weeks ago to be
almost within their grasp.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

For a quarter-century Cyprus has al
most vanished from view. But It had
a tremendous vogue in the days when
Lord Beaccnsfield brought Peace
with honor" from the Berlin congress
of 1878. For shortly afterwards came
the news that Cyprus, commanding
the eastern Mediterranean and the
Suez route to India, had become a
British protectorate; and the nation
went dizzy with delight at the pyro-
technlc policy of our imaginative pre-
mier. There was quite a rush OF en-
terprising young men to the island for
a year or so. But its coast could not
provide harbors to supersede Malta
and-Cyprus was left to go its quiet
way.-London Daily Chronicle.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10
sIxtx.fourth conaress opens.

washington, Dec. Con the eve of
the Sixty-fourth Congress, Washington
was ~enlivened by the arrival of be-
lated members and hundreds of visit
ors attracted by the opening of Con
gress, the convention Of the Congress
sional Union for Woman Suffrage,
which begins Monday, aud the meet
ing OF the National Democratic Com
mittee Tuesday. Democrats of the
House and Senate completed their or
g~anization plans. The Senate Demo
Gratis agreed not to make the fight for
\ clotnre rule a party issue.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10
CHINESE CRUISER IN REVOLT.
Crew Mutinies and Battles With Fleet
and Fort at Shanghai.

Crew Mutinies and Battles With Fleet
and Fort at Shanghai.
Shanghai, Dec. 6.-The crew of the
Chinese cruiser Chaotic mutinied yes
terday and opened fire on two other
warships and the arsenal. The fire
was returned, the engagement lasting
for one hour. Several shots fell in
the foreign concessions. Apparently
the outbreak was confined to the
Chao-Ho. The Chinese authorities
announce that she will be shelled and
sunk at daybreak. Conflicting ac-
counts of the nature of the outbreak
are current, and owing to strict
measures taken by the authorities it
has been impossible thus far to obtain
official information. 1t appears, how
ever, that at 2 o'clock Sunday after
noon twenty men set forth from the
foreign settlement in a launch and
went alongside the Shao-Ho, which is
lying opposite the Kiang-Nan arsenal.
On the arrival OF the launch the crew
of the Chaotic mutinied, apparently
by pre-arrangement. 1t is presumed
that the mutiny is the result of a plot
against the proposed monarchy.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10
raklnq II to Himself.

Leading Man-Did you make a hit
at that society entertainment?
COMEDIAN did; but n thing
made me sore"
What was that"
The club quotation for the after
noon"
Club quotation?
Yes. At the top of the program
was printed, I'd rather have a fool
to make me merry than experience to
make me sad. youngstown Tele-
gram.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10
San Diego Fair Continues in 1916.

San Diego, CaL.-Official announce
ment that the Panama-C California ex-
position, which vas opened here Jan.
1 of this year, will continue through
out 1916 as the Panama. California In
ternational Exposition, was made by
G. A. Davidson, president of the expo
sition, who has accepted the presi-
dency of the new project. The 1916
exposition will open Jan. /, 1916. the
day following the official closing Of
the 1915 fair. The Panama-Pacific
Exposition at San Francisco closed
Dec. 4.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

When a young man proposes o
should always be careful and test his
love" continued the %chaperon.
But l go one better, auntie," twit-
tered the pretty Bayswater girl. DO
you see this tiny bother"
Yes. Does 1t contain perfume?'
NO; it contains acid. ! test the en-
gagement ring."-From the Philadel-
phia Public Ledger.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

There are times when we think the
man who invented the word "pifie" de-
serves a monument. No other word In
the language could cover the great
field II occupies so nobly.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10
sian Lanuuaoe.

Il hate to gossip about people, and
yet ] don't like to go around in soci-
ETY. as a prude."
mo need to say a thing, my dear.
Just elevate your eyebrows at the
proper point and you'll get along
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10
Mo Doubt True.

His Wife, wonder why it is that
but few single women enter the .ec-
ture field.
Her HusbandAOh, l guess marriage
is a sort of training school.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10
Monkey Face?

What does your sisters baby look
like?"
IF | tell you you've got to prom
Use not to tell her"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

That Christmas toy famine will not
worry young Americans. most of whom
want Uncle Sam to bring them an au-
tomobile.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

Meanwhile the lOwly mosquito con
tinues it's work Of impressing man
with the fact that bis earthly suprem-
acy is by no ear secure
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

One advantage of being poor is that
one can get married without attracting
the attention of that inveterate gossip,
the world.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

The hOmely woman has n conso-
lation that can never be taken away
from her. She looks beautiful to the
man who loves her.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

A Boston doctor predicts that fifty
years from now kissing will be consid-
cred vulgar. Oh. we'll, wen be too old
20 enjoy 1t them anyhow.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

A homely woman may not attract
much attention from the men, but If
she has had four or five operations she
viii manage to hold the floor in a gath
ering OF women
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

II II is necessary to cure sun spots
IN order to avert calamitous condi.
lions down here, the earth's case must
be regarded as hopeless.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

Personally. u experience co%nvinces
us that nose glasses that are guaran-
teed to stay put are as unreliable as
painless dentistry.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

Il is noticed from the records in
the fraternal columns that the I'VE
Should Worry clubs are making
snail diet after all.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

Do women dress to please OF shock
the men? The former is possible, but
as for the latter-well, it can't be
done.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

The more one reads about the situa-
ton in Europe. the more attractive
seems a trip to the South pole.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

The average man pretends to think
IT is a great joke upon himself If he
can't spell. But really, It is a tragedy.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1915-12-10

Specializing in war stocks" is a sort
Of financial bayonet charge against the
barb wire entanglements of common
sense.