Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-07-29
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week. He made the trip in his new
automobile.
Elder 7. l.. Walker and Rev. Robin
son of Shady Grove are conducting a
tent meeting at this place.
The young people enjoyed an ice
cream supper at John Birchfeld Friday
night.
The liquor dealers plead that II their
"Great Industries" in this state, are
destroyed by State Wide Prohibition
that they will be thrown out of employ.
ment and have no means of making q
living. Are they so helpless and weak
that they cant make living as others
do? IL that be the case. this state has
charitable institutions for the helpless
and can better afford to support them
in this manner rather than have their
atrocious business continued. This
calls to our mind a dream that men,
Der Of this vicinity had not long ago
which ended In an unexpected manner
and which he related as follows. "A
few weeks ago ! read In one Of the
large daily papers bitter and violent
speech against State Wide Prohibition
by s.distinguished Kentucky politician.
As ! slept that aight l dreamed a
unique dream. l dreamed that my
earthly career had ended and was on
trial before the Great Just Judge (who
Is called st. Peter BY some) Of all our
good and evil deeds. was required to
give my name.. my place Of abode on
earth, my occupation and the age in
which lived. st. Peter took very
large book informing me as he did so
that II my good deeds were mere than
my evil ones that | would be permitted
to 20 in at the right hand. bu, other
wise ! would be taken to the left.
After time my name was found and
my account posted up. Said st. Peter
such an account as yours | have not
had before for centurys. for your good
and evil deeds number exactly the same
and before can act must look up q
psrcedent." But at this moment
loud knocking was heard at the front
entrance and an attendant was sent to
answer.
He returned and told st. Peter that
q very distinguished looking being was
demanding admittance and room with
oil the modern improvements including
. fire escape. St. Peter said he never
heard Of such nerve before remember
that this is q dream) and turning to
me said I might stand aside until this
case was disposed Of. The new arrival
was admitted and strobe forward say.
ing % he come that he had an awful
trip and must have but here St. Peter
interrupted to say no more Of that l
have been running this for several mil
lion years and you viii do ~ ! say.
Give your name, your place Of abode
on earth. your occupation and the age
In which you lived. He gave his name
and TO my great surprise Il was the
distinguished. politiesn whose bitter
'spsseA s6aiast -Stats Wide Psohibitis0,
! had read In the paper. ST. Peter
took the large book and began to look
for his name bot after . long search
failed TO find Il. Several attendants
were called TO assist In finding II. but
with out success. Every book Was
searched carefully again. but the name
was not there and 81. Peter finally
gave up the search. and sat with .
worried look on his face. After . long
meditation be told an attendant to
have the Head Architect TO come In
who promptly did 20. Said 81 Peter
I have . case the like I never had
before. l have . being here whose
name 10 not on the book. He cannot
be sent to the left because there are no
evil deeds against him neither can he
20 IN at the right hand for there are
no good deeds to bis credit The only
plan have 70 for you to build . new
place out and out for him. The Arch
iteet said he would do his best but that
he would like to hear him talk some
hefsrs b began the york: !; St. Peter
asked the politician II be would make
q talk. He replied that il was In his
line Of business exactly and at once
launched into the booze" speech.
word for word. that ! had read In the
Courier Journal. As he warmed up he
grew more violent In his language.
He said that Prohibition did not pro-
hibit that MeChesnsy was hypocrite
and humbug and as he came to the
Personal Liberty" part ofhis speech,
His Satanic Majesty 1.-THE deviD came
tip toeisg up to the rear Of the room
with his hand behind his ear listening
intently. However be soon skunk az, y
to himself THAT fellow is
not in my line for say what they may