The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-07-16
TJCKlER ANTS AND
ICE WORMS HELP
At FRIARS' OUTING
Worst Ball Game Ever Played
Is Feature Of Clubs
Greatest Racket.
SAILS AND BARTENDERS
DRAW EQUALLY WE'LL

rore now. how would you have
,,.s.l -. Swithin's Day. would you
,,,s travelled fast and far TO a certain
from, mont. in Maine crock and Iron for
c.o..e) and. while not permitting your
,,o.e 4, wander over often to the does
ard f,yrs that ONT at shutdown to
,,de knee deep and nibote tender eel
Grass. have looped your six foot leader
WIN a Montreal, a silver Doctor and a
r,rmacheene Belle and have cast In that
,isn, solitude for the specified willy
ones that live beneath the lily pads?
or would you have needed the BOOM
IN, cries OF Joe B'Gee HUMPHREYS. the
.brll boots of Old julius Tanner. the
e,asb If brass band and thunder OF
drum corps. all OF which called the
FrIars from supper early yesterday
morning To the foot OF East Forty
second street. where the stcambus. Mer-
chant was straining at her leash ready
10 take them M the Sound to Glenwood.
/ l.. for their annual picnic. athletic
contest and ciambake?
You might nave landed your trout
with many a double or triple up in
Harry Piercs's preserves and have had
Charley Brattan, the best guide In the
Maine woods. waiting to fry EN- In
olive oil with bacon, hut you would
have missed seeing Eddie Carney. the
fat'es, comedian In the known world.
and Herbert Corthell, some actor AZ to
tonnage. make the earth culver in their
tohbyhotse hurdle race around the base
bail diamond of Karatsonyi's place, You
would have missed tho worst ball game
that was ever played in the history Of
The world. the game between Willie Col
ier's team of married men and George
NJ Cohan's team OF matrimonial i'm
munes. a same in which slxty-eight runs
were scored in five innings and forty
six errors committed ever SO lightly.
Greatest Racket In Years.
You would have missed d. Frank
Dodge. scenic painter for our best pro-
tucers and fire chief OF Pelham in his
hours OF ease, and n. Franks trained
ticker and Gwendolyn. a most intelli-
gert and lovable insect. Heterogeneous
hymeuopterous, though she be. You
would have missed 400 CLANS, 30 fine
seabass. 275 ears OF sweet corn, Zoe
chickens (edible) and 1913 Holsters tone
.Nr each actor. press agent and man.
ager). and you would have missed
hlI WIZ El Oh 1bu Nplll nave
missed the greatest racket the Friars
have held in years. and the Friars, gentle
reader, are frisky lads, prone to roll
llckirrs and frolickiDgs and to that
vigorous out, of door lifc which keeps
the eye bright and the lip red and
saa'ches young men from the terrible
temptations Of Bro sdway and disgusts
one with the stuff the breWeries turn
cut
Where were we All. yes. As the
roaring calls Of Joe B'Gec sounded above
TIE humping Of key on keg that rolled
rom the dock to the deck of The Mer-
chant the Frlars came streaming from
supper at Jacks n Flo ziegfeld's and
boarded their lugger. one tabled them
s they went aboard. knowing that
ate- in the day they would answer TO
H or 20 any loud cry, but not perhaps
20 he names their parents had given
;aem.
There was James Montgomery, Bert
Lew. tho artist George Bcban. the
r5se gardener of vaudeville Charles
r. Vincent. Fire chief II. Frank Dodge
0, Pelham. breeder OF ice worms ano
't.-k ants: Charley Br wn. Raymond
H',chcuck's George Neity o'
he Paramount Pictures, George Ro'
maine. the actor George Murray, DE-
Len MICHEL, flti Wv Nv i'A ''' $3.50
Plohn. Louis pincus. steve Reardon
GEORGE :. Dougherty and brother Harry
LIN Koerc. Victor Mo re of Forty Min
u,es From Broadway" Herman Lieb oil
"Dppa." James j. Cnrbctt and Jiin's new
white hope. Tom Cowler Of Australia
tn Hut-cman ard George EdeS ol
Henry Savage's stan. Max Winslow
Paul Nicholson, Irving Brooks, II Der
Goodman OF the Shuhert forces. Franz
Norcross. movie manager: Ben Frank
F-ed Block. movie producer Nat Men
els. e.. Il Farman, Harry Jacob, Franz
Saer.d.u. Frank Payne, william WrlCh
and Walter FL I'd. Herbert Corthen' Ed
lie Gary,y. Joe B'Gce HUMPHREYS, fe''
Rice. who was manager OF Miners Thif'
avenue Theatre for years Meyer Living
s,or. Waiter Moore Of Conan X Harris
John J. Gleason, boxing promoter Jon
Edward fioger'y, Chulius Tannen, Juiia'
Rose, Jack q rdner, who Is considerapl'
actor besides being Louise Dressers nus
hand, aid