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MORNING GAME.

Totals ..34 1926 10 Totals 80 10 81 10 4
'3resna han called out for stepping across
plate while pitcher was in act OF delivering
hall.
Score by Innings: p.
Circinnati ............ ! %
Chicago .............. o 0 0-5
summary: Runs-Herzog, Kilifer t?>.
Croh. Griffith ,2}. Olson tcl. Good, Fisher
,2,. Schultz. Zimmerman. Two base hits =
5rtsnthan, Leach. Saier, Kllifer. Home run
Griffith. Stolen bases-Herzog. Olson,
Leach. Earned runs-Chcago., 8; Cincin-
nati. l.. Sacrifice hita-Griffith. Moliwitz.
Leach. Double play-Herzcs. Groh and Moll-
wtta tD. Left on sACincinnRti, u
Chicago. II. First base on errors-CIncin-
natl 8: Chicago. !. Base on balls-off. label.
Il on SMry ST. on T9ney; 3; ON Adsms B.
In s innings: off Snyder. in ID innings:
on Toney.. in 1.s innings: Off Benton.
ton tKniseiy,; by Seabel Qfillfer). Struck
out-by Adams, 3: by Snyder. 2; by Toney,
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MORNING GAME.
Totals 30 sei Is Totals "a % IN 3
'Batted for Benz in sixth

chicago ...............O o o o ga
ST, Louis. ..........l o 3 o 0 "a
Summary; Runs---Fourn,er j. Collins
walker. r. Walker to), Howard Two-hase
rnn.eSiapao stolen bSse-notn. Earned
suHnsIChicago l.; St Louis. 2 Sacrifice
Waiker TO Pratt I,avsn to Pratt to Howard.
First base errors-Chicago. . Bases m
balis-oF Benz, l. Hits-off Benz. 10 in s
innings: OF WoIfgang In innings Struck
out--by Benz, 3; by Wolfgang L by Ham
ilton. >. Passed ball-Kgnew EMPIRES
Evans and Chill. Time I:i3 80
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Great Games at RALEIGH

RALEIGH, \. G.. July b-Cnrolinn
League records were broken this
AFTERNOON, when Raleigh md Dur
ham played to a t,yenty-One- inning
to tie, at Durham. darkness end
Ing the pitchers hattie between
Pnrnhnm and Atkinson. The MORN
Ing Sniiic nj Raleigh went fourteen
innings, making thirty-Hve Innings
tor the double-headcr, another re-
cord for tho league.
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SMITH DEFEATS BASS

fOunGster Throws Older tntnronist
I'm First Wrestling Match OF scnson
Zeke Smith last night defeated Eddie
Bass, the Swansboro blacksmith, In
two straight falls In match at Broad
street Park. FOR the State welterweight
championship. The youngster had tho
better OF his older antaEonist at every
stage OF the game, both physically and
scientifically 1t was the first wrest-
ling bout OF the season, and several
hundred persons we're on hand in spite
OF the threatening weather.
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HARRISBURG LOSES TWO

HARRISBURG. PA, July 5.-Two
waHop for Harrisburg was to-day's
record. Jersey City won this morn
walked away with the game. score ii
to 4. The Indians played listless
game this afternoon, "A double play by
Iiminerman and Tooley being the only
redeemins features. They Will rest to-
morrow and start series with Mon
treal on Wednesday. Harrisburg was
unable to solve BruCk in the morning
battie, and this afternoon King was
the DIG factor with puzzlers Scores:
MORNING GAME
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FEDERAL LEAGUE
baltimore Wins second game,

BALTIMORE, July 5.-BuMalo and
baltimore split even In to-day's games.
Rain prevented the morning game, and
I was played off in the afternoon The
IreIrapins were at the short end Ct
tihe first game, to B. while they won
fhe second setto, . to .. 1t was
third straight win since he
toined Baltimore
First game:
Score by innings: RHE
&SGhalo ......3 0 0 ! 0--s IL 0
Baltimore 100 @ o o 0-5 10 O
Batteries: Ford, Bedient and Blair;
Bender, Conley and Owens.
Second game
Score by innings: Il. II. E.
Buffalo ....O0o 0lo01 % 10 2
Baltimore ......01 o01421'-s II 0
Batteries: Schultz, Knapp and Blair,
Allen; Johnson and Jacklitsch.
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ORSfSG GAME

Norfolk ...............0 O 90
summary: Runs-Tasuer, Danrau Whit
ted. strain Two base hlt.-whitted and
fosteI. Home runr--Daintau and strain
sacrifice hits-Thrash.r. Foics and Hurley
stolen Observation-Disclosures and Taguer
Doub!@ playE-Hunrlei to Taguer 10 hurley
ga; Hurley TO Hnmmel: Mcmahon 20 stein
nrenner 10 Fniles Bases on haiis--by Bar
ton j. hy McCieary, J. Struck out--by
nafton !. By McCieaty. $ Mild pitches
Mccleary Left on bhscs-Nptfoik { Ports
BugSey
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wiltse Loses in Fourteenth.

NEWARK. ~ j., July 5.-Newark
Gefeated Brooklyn here in the after
noon to-day, , to j. The morning
Fame At Brooklyn was postponed on
account Of wet grounds
Score by Innings: Ri E.
Brooklyn O0000l00o0 oO0-1 10 7
Newark 90 o0o0o0lo0 O0l-2 l
Batteries Wiltse and Land; Reul-
: bach. Moseley and Rariden
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To Play Tenni. ut Lynchburs.

TfNN7BC RE, va, july 5.-Six SIN
gle and three double matches will
take place on the new courts OF the
lakewood Country Club here Saturday
between crack tennis players OF that
club and the Country Club of Vir-
Sinia, OF Richmond. The players to
represent the local club have not been
selected yet
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grace in the eighth. shean

grace in the eighth. shean led of
with single, and Onslow walked.
casey sent long ny to left, which
was gobbled up by Arragon. who threw
Shean out to Fcwster. Tho third out
was made by Fcwstcr. who caught Il
hot drive. The Climbers went out in
order in the eighth.
Russell was In good trim i'm the
ninth. tanning all three, which made
twelve for tho day. Thc Dunnites
could not push a man past second in
their last opportunity.
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KANSAS CITY, MO. July 5.-St.
louis after reEaining first place by
|ei>ating Kansas City in the morning
anne. to Q. clinched 1t by winning
sain in the afternoon, to 3.
Morning game:
Score by innings: Ri r.
IL. Louis .......0 o00001-1 9
Kansas City 30 10000 .
Batteries-Groom and Hartley; Main
nd Easterly.
Afternoon game:
Score by innings: R.HE f..
IT, Louis 0Oo04O0Oo-4 7 /
Eansas City ...0o201 000o-3 /
Batteries: Plank. Crandall and
hartley; Henning, G. Johnson and
brown.
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BROWNS WIN BOTH GAMES

81; LOUIS, July St. Louis won a
double header to-day, defeating Chi
gage. to /, in the first game and
by to In the second
weaver saved his team from a shut
out In the early game. Hit in the
head by a pitched ball in the eighth
inning, he recovered speedily and
scored on Fournier's double. The Wis
itors enlirencd the last two innings
OF the second game by rallies, which
brought them three runs but St
Louiss nine runs had been scored
enrly. Scores:
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Giants Get Red Doom.

NEW YORK, July 6.-Word was re-
ceived here tonight from Cincinnati
that President Hampstead, OF the New
York Nationals, had purchased the re-
lease of Catcher Charley Doom from
the Cincinnati club. DOOM Will report
immed iately
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AFTERNOON GAME.
Totals IS SCI / Totals
lAt ed fnr I,I..n.ta Hi...A

SNOTe by innings: n
Chicago .........O q q n n n ~
81; Louis. ;.......:.0 o o o o "a
Larah. Two-ea hi,s-C. Walker. Feisch
tournler stolen bases-Pratt. Arstin Dou,
bic p!ay-Pratt TO Lavan. Left on baees-
Chicago. 9; St. Louis, 1. First base on or
rors-St. Louis. /. Bases on balls-ofr
S!cotte, OF James, 3. Hit by pitcher
Weaver. Struck out-by Cicotte 3: by
James, 3. Passed baiis-Severoid. Cmpirks
chill and Evans. Time, 1:4I.
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hliy uuu1uu IN
FAINT. And for this
reason every one
should remember that
whatever ia done to
aid the mother. to re-
lieve her of distresscs
during her trying
months, will surely he
Of marked benefit to
the child
Among the sterling
aids Is q splendid ex-
tcrnal remedy known
rs Mothers Friend"
1t Is what Is called nm
cml,rOcntion- II ia nm.
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Minor League Buys I,lnrer,

DENOMINATIONS, ILE.. July g.
Bloomington Three | League club to-
day bought Pitcher Jimmy" RYAN
from the kansas City American Assoc
citation team. He was drafted from
Regina in the Western Canadian
League last year
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Totals 81 s27 S s Totals
Batted FOR Schnuht in ninth,

Harrisburg .. u n ~ q % n n n n
>, summary: Runs--Truesdate. Bues t2).
barry. Purteil. TraSressor. Two. base hit
Thorpe. Three base hits-kraf, uI.u
Sacrifice hlt-zimmerman. Double plays.
Iooiey, Move. Kraft: Pur,ell and Barry.
STRUCK out--hy Schacht. .: ny Bruck .: by
Shahek. /. Bases on halls-hy Schacht &:
ny Bruck. 4; by Chabek /. lit by pitcher
by Bruck, Move. Stolen bases-Tamm
iiii.ea,ckinger, Move CD. Pur,cu 90, Bues.
Wild pitch-Chabek HtE--or Schacht 4
OF Chahek. 3: on Bruck b Sacrifice flies
Uo.B9rry, Thorpe. Time, 1855. Empires
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NATIONAL LEAGUE
tContinucd from Eighth PareN

outfield saved pfeffer on numerous
occasions Getz's double, with the
bases full, in the first inning was the
batting feature. Wheat and Cutshaw
tripled In succession In the eighth
with nobody out, but only one run
was scored. An oddly OF the game
was the fact that Maranville did not
have put-out assist or error. The
morning game, prevented by rain. Will
he played n s part OF double -header
to- morrow. Score
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AFTERNOON GAME
Totals 80 Is % . ? Totals
GATED for Schacht in sixth

Score by innings:
Jersey City........Q o O n s n oit
iairlsburS ..........0 o q U {. 0 o .
summary: Runs-Truesdnle t2), Bues m
larry 60. Blake t2J, Purtell f2) TrnEressor
g., kins -. Move On. Tooley %, Gala.
nan nan i;, Hcckinser o.. Two-base hits
larry; Tragressor, Ring Callahan Sacri.
nce hits-Thorpe 90. Purtcll, Blake. Dou-
PIE . Piay~Himinerinan and rooiey. Struck
nut-by Ring, 4: by Schacht, l: by Chahok
]. Base on balis-by Ring. s: by Schnrht
J. Hit ny piIcher--hy Goodhrcd, Purteli
stolen baSes-Truesiale. Passed hsll-Tra.
Gressnr Wild pitch--Schacht Wits-orr
G"odbYsd. 4: of schacht. 8: OF Chabek. 3;
on kinS y. Sacrifice ny-Tamm rIn,e
l:i6. Empires, Harrison and Stockdnlc.
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AFTERNOON GAME.
Totals is x % Totals 30
BatteG for Shaw in ninth.

Washington .........O 0 90 o o o %
h1 G,,,.t 80 3 o. o IS
summary; Runs-Hooper. Janvrin, Speak
e. ,Hobliizel. Ruth (2l. Two-base hit
hoblitzel Three base hit--ruth Stolen
nases"f ostet Hooper. Sacrifice fy-Gard-
nner SACRIFICE hits-Lcwis. Hobiitxel Dou-
ne plnys-Gatdner. Barry and Hoblitzei:
roster. Gandil and Connolly. LET, on bases
-Washington. IL Bos;an. L. Bases on
halis-oh Ruth, S: off Shaw. 3. III, by
ritcher-McB Bride. Balk-Ruth Struck
out-by Ruth. ?; hy Shaw. 2 Mild bitch
ruth Cmpires Dineen and Nalltn Time
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hoh NiNS ia VI IL.
DrontO. Ruche.ter.

summary: Runs--Nath. Wares, q. WIZ
itams t2!: Graham. Demmitt 90, LuAue.
Iiolke. Korss t2p. Bases nalls-oG
Luque. .. OF Palmero. ;. Struck out-by
paimero. ,: by Luque. $. Home run--korcs.
Two. base hits-R Williams. Stevenson. q.
Williams. Sacrifice hits-WarcS. Kelly
Smith. Kores q. Williams. Stolen bases
Clemens, kores l2D. Williams, wares. Dcm-
mitt. Double piays-Smith 10 Stevenson to
Holke: Priest To Stevenson to iiolke Wild
pitch-Palmero Empires. Brown ana Hart.
Time
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Eddie pullen Win. Rnce.

TACOMA, WASH, July 5.-Eddie
Pullcn won the 2OO-mile Golden Pot
latch automobile race to-day on the
Tacoma speedway in a:2i4 2-5 Earl
Cooper was second and Barney Oldheld
third.
loo-mile race was won by Par
sons in 1:1527 20.
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RED SOX NEARING TOP

BOSTON. July 5.-Thc Red Sox win
n nins twice from Washington while
me margin of the latter's lead in the
Ieasue race Ruth pitched n shut-out
game In the afternoon contest, while
ne ana MS teammates hit Shaw safely
Tor Six runs. Scores:
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AETEKNuON CANE.

Toronto ..............? 2 0 o o o.
summary: Runs-Piez. Priest Stevenson,
r. Williams, Erickson. Rath ~. Wares
Graham. Bases on balls-ofr Huenke. 2: OF
Manning. 9. Struck out--by Huenke. .: by
Erickson, 3: by Manning. D. Home runs
Graham. X. Williams. Two-b base hits
Kores, Priest. Sacrifice hits-Wares, Dem
mitt Smith, Il. Williams. stolen bases
Clemens. Priest. Kores. Stevenson Double
p!ay-S;evcnson to Holke. Passed bali
kocher EMPIRES. Hart and Brown. Time
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T.nni. Championship. po.tponed.

ATI.ANTA, July 5.-Thc opening
play In the second tennis champion
ship here set for to-day was postponed
until tomorrow, owing TO the heavy
ra.n 0f last niGht and this morning
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.SPOR 7 S.
Boxer Dies After Fight.

MOUNT CARMEN, PA. July 5.-Syl-
vester Elgln, boxer OF Locustdale, Pa,
died to-day In his dressing room after
six-round bout here with John Har-
vey, OF Shamokin. a pail OF water
was thrown on Elgin at the end Of the
sixth round, and physicians say his
blood became CONCEALED and caused
death.
The district attorneys Office is In
vestigatinB
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AMERICAN LEAGUE
Continued from Eighth Pare

l.. First base on crrors-C,ieveIand !. ~.
tfoit: l. Bases on balls--of flagcrnan ,
on OuDuc' Struck out-by Hugerrnan. 4
" Dunnnc. g. Wild pitch-Hagerman. I'm.
pires-Wal!acc and Connolly Tmc-i:5s
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VIRGINIA LEAGUE
Continued from Eighth paRe)
News, q; Suffolk. 9. Time Of game. 1896
Umpire. Bradford.
Stifolk
Totals 80 IL n 10 Totals 81 s27 Il
'Batted for Hamilton In ninth inning

StwpSrt News MIMIC %
Summary: Ruhs-lrinBchet welrher
Uoalby. Allen Poh, Stolen bases-Ai lie H.
Sacrifice hits-weieher and Poh. Three
base hits-Henry and Bunting Two bas
hlt-shUemaket. First base on balls--on
Hamilton, ,. struck out--by Hamilton. B.:
10y ihrh J. Lett on bases-Newport News.
:; SnHoik. !. Double playR--foh to 0oalhy
20 Henry. Flfat base on eriorr--Newpurt
News. ]; suffolk I. Time Of game, I.ic
Umpire Stra,lforn.
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AFTERNOON GAME.

Stewart. Stolen bases--Taguer, Stewart.
,leveland and Weir. Sacrifice hit--Thrash
'rr. Two base tit--Cievelnnd. Double play
st. Martin 60 Damrau Struck out--hy
Strain. }: by Humphreys. :. Base on halls
f,n Strain, ]. Left hasrs-Portsniouth
r Norfolk. Time Of game 80 I'm,
6iite BusBey.
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In tho rccond game. while Badcr held
tho Royals safo throughout. He was
only In two pinches. and was saved
once by !, sensational double play. His
batting figured prominently In the
Herds runs. The score:
MORNING. GAME.
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CINCINNATI. July 5.-The National
Baseball Commission awarded Play
er koob to the ST. Louis American
club. Battle Creek club. of the south
Michi9nn LenRue, laid claim TO him.
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summary: Runs-Mngce Meanwhile ,2D
Myers Mara, Daubert. Wheat 90. GetZ
TNo.bass hits-Connolly, Getz. Three-base
nits-W heat. Cutshaw. Earned runs-Bos
';etz. McCnrty. Sacrifice fy-Cutshaw. Dou-
bic play-Getx. Cutshaw and Daubert. LETT
on bases-Buston. 8; Brooklyn, 5. First base
on errors-Bostoa, J. Brooklyn. !. Base on
oalls-oK hughes. 3: off Pfcfer. 2. Hits
on HuRhea In inninRe; off strand. IN {?
innings Umpires-Byron and Eason Tlmc
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MORNING GAME
Te,sls - esi IS . Totals al a 10 !

summary: Runs-Lewis Barry Thomas
~: Two. base hits-shanks, o. Foster.
I hree-base hits-JsnvrIn. Thomas stolen
base-shanks. Sacrifice hit--G. Foster. Left
on bases-W arlington. 6; Boston. g. First
nasc on errors--Boston. J. Rase on balls
on Ayers. 8. off Foster. 4. Hit.-oft Ayers.
In 4 innineS' on Ensel, In / inning.
struck out-by Ayers, !; by Foster !
Passed ball-Tnomes UmpIrer, Nailin and
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AFTERNOON GAME.


>,,....a, ~ 'h'hhBS' II.
Buffalo ...,... :. q n n ~ a.
Gi'hn3iey. Judge; CHANNEL. Badcr (2). Base
on oalis-,nn Bader; OF Cadore, l. Struck
nu'-hy B"der. \. by Galore. ). Three base
hits-channel. Badcr. rwo-nase hit
w hlteinan. sacrifice hiis--Judge on, La
ii"nss, Double plays-kcathtE 80 MrCarty
10 Judge: McCnrty to Heating To Judge
w iid pitch.-Cudorc. umpires, freeman and
EsCkman. Time OF game /: 3I
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All Babies Destined
to Great Achievement

To be born Is 10 be great. For there
are possibilities in every tinu human in.
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v. ~. II. A. sIuugers win.

The 7. N. IT. =. Sluggers defeatcS
the Young Juniors by the score Of Q
to- :.
Score by innings: RHE
juniors ..............0 q ! | o q %
Y. NJ. II. a. ..........22 Ii %
Ratteries-Young juniors: kraper
Nenhaun. Brown and Lepken. Y.
NJ. III. a.: Spigel, Cohen and Barker
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:: by Benton. /. Passed ball-wineo. [
nifes-Quiglcy ana Orth. Tirne-2:ao.
AFTERNOON GAME.
Totals ~ Is % Il Totals SO IA a. ls i !

Cincinnati .......... % I'll 30 5-ic
Chicago ............. o % D 0 } II
SUMMARY: Runs-Leach t2I Herzos.
wingo.. Cfrke. Killifer tO. Groh 90. Aincs
fiersc. Two-base Eits-wiiliam-. KiIiifer
Archer; Picr.e. Mollwitz. Groh. thinner
man. Three case hits-CirOh, Pierce Home
runs-Wingo, Groh. Stolen bases-Ames
clarke: earned runs-cinclnnati. ~; Chi
cnEo. 1. Sacrifice hits-IIcrzog (2j. Double
plnys-ArCher md Zimmerman: Croh Tier
cog and Mollwitz: Iierzog and Molwitz
Lott On bases-Cincinnati. s: Chicago &
First base on errors-CiuNnnati 8: chicago.
J. Base or ball Lavender. /: off Ames
Innings: on Pierce. i: In innlnts' stuck
"'h'InbX lavender. 2: b. Pierce. .; BY Amen,
l. via pitches-Ames CD. Pierce. TIM
r!r's-Ortf and Quigicy. Time-2:0s
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BROOKLYN.

Totals "a & u IS Totals rs ,, II
'Batteo for Hughes In seventh.
tBatied for Strand in ninth.
Nv innings. p
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1915-10-14
Making Her Happy

81 told you last Sabbath, children, y
said the Sunday school teacher, that
you should try to make someone
happy during the week. How many
Of you have ?"
81 did, answered boy promptly.
"That's nice, Johnny. What did you
do ?"
II went to see my aunt, and she's
always happy when | go home again
Boston Transcript.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1915-10-14
Choice of HOstelries

"What is the best hotel?" the new
conner inquired.
"The one down the street" replied
the native, refectively, "has the best
dining room for dancing. But the one
around the corner has the best roof
garden and skating rink. And-oh,
yes, nearly forgot-there' an old
fashioned tavern up three or four
blocks, where you might get some
thing TO eat. Judge.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1915-10-14
BucOlic HumOr

81 see Hiram is sparkin' up that
purity young postmistress, but she
don't seem ter think much of him."
"No; she looks upon him as second
class male matter, l reckon. Boston
Transcript.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1915-10-14
Unconditional Surrender

How" asked the captain Of the
train robbers, did you manage to go
through so many passengers alone 2"
81 had only" rejoined the ordinary
brigand, Ito carry whisk broom in
my hand and they suspected nothing"
Puck.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1915-10-14
THE J0KERS' COLUMN
A GLOON DISBELIEF

Fathcr-"Why were you chasing
that Jones boy 2"
Son--"To lick him. He got me
mad"
Father--"Why didn't you count 20,
as ! told YOU
SOM did, while ! was chasing
him"
Sarcasticus TO friend who is ex-
hibiting his new I'D car)--Cute little
thing suppose you wash it in the
sink.-Boston Transcript.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1915-10-14
Skinned His Mind

"Your honor" said the arrested
chauffeur, 81 tried to warn the man,
but the horn would not work"
"Then why did you not slacken
speed rather than run him down 2"
A light seemed to dawn upon the
prisoner. "That's one on me. | new
err thought of that. Case and Com
ment.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1915-10-14
Men are Such Deceivers

Mrs. Exc Injecting friend)-"You
look disturbed, dear"
Mrs. Wye-"Im hearbroken. I've
discovered that my husband has been
having his Office boy call me up every
day and humble terms Of endearment,
while he, the deceiver, went to the ball
game"
Mrs. Exe--"How is it you didn't
catch on to the voice ?"
Mrs. Wye-"Well, you see. I'm
busy at bridge every day and I've
been having the maid answer the tel
ephone. boston Transcript.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1915-10-14
Time to Move Away

Give years ago land out our way
was being sold for 50 an acre"
whats it being sold for now ?"
"Taxes. Boston Transcript
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1915-10-14
Final Duty

The Umpire--Your men are all out
Of action; you've been shot over and
over again.
Platoon Commander-Then we may
as well eat our lunch, sir.-London
Opinion.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1915-10-14
A Mere Trihe

"Now, children, ! want you to be
perfectly quiet when the bishop is
here, and not say anything that will
,mortify me-"
"But, mamma, can't we just ask
him if he will baptize the new kit
tens. Life.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1915-10-14
A Sure Sign

Editor: "Do you know how to run a
newspaper"
Applicant: "No, sir"
Editor: "Well, I'll try you. | guess
you've had experience. Puck.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1915-10-14
C0nSOled

A rector in South London was visit
ing one of his poorer parishioners, an
old woman afflicted with deafness.
She expressed her great regret at not
being able to hear his sermons. De-
string to be sympathetic and to say
something consoling, he replied, with
unnecessary self-depreciation: "You
didn't miss much"
$50 they tell me-" was the dis
concerning reply.-Kansas City Star.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1915-10-14
The Lower Level

"Well, l can't tell you how glad
am to sit down to dinner in plain
business suit"
"Where have you been all sum-
mer?"
"At an Adirondack camp."-Life.
New-York tribune., 1915-07-18
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