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Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13

Mirth and Good Humor the Happy Day
which is Called St. Valentine, which
the Young of both Sexes may read
without Blushing, and those of Ripper
Years find much Pleasure and Enter.
tainment."
Here follows a taste of the quality
of this highly respectable compilation;
THE FARMER TO -.
If pillow aRd cart
Can please your heart.
With milking-coWs and swine,
Come here to me
And you shall see
I've plenty, Valentine.
Good corn Eny fields
In plenty Yields,
My barns are filed with store,
Fine sheep in pens
And cocks and hens,
Are clucking round my door.
For puddings. beef,
Provision chief.
And, up the chimney. bacon;
Sweet Valentine
If you'Il be mine
Youll never be mistaken.
ANSWER OF - TO THE FARMER,
Your plow and cart
Have won my heart;
Pray. who could better wish7
With corn in store,
Fowls at the door.
and milk, a well-nlled dish.
Let others fate
Be high and great.
A farmers wife be mine.
I'll milk the cows
And mind the house.
And feed the grunting swine.
In summers day
I'll help make hay
While hot the sun does shine
Then come to me
And let's agree
About 1t, Valentine.
There! That's a complete pastora.
and should surely be a prelude to a
happy marriage
A somewhat later chap book entitled
"Cupid's Delight; or. Instructions for
Lovers" contains this appeal from
THE COACHMAN To THE LAUNDRY
MAID.
Early this morning at the tub
] saw you often stoOp ana scrub;
The rising suds were seen TO flow
AS white as any driven snow;
I smack'd my whip and drove away,
Yet gave a blessing TO the day;
The day which shone so very fine
And made my Sue my Valentine.
Can it be necessary to add that the
laundry maids reply is altogether fav-
orable to the gallant coachman?
Some of the satiricaI verses in Fly.
mems Revenge Against Old Maids, Old
Bachelors and Impertinent Coxcombs"
are nearly as scathing as those Of the
comic valentines displayed in the win.
dow of the little stationery store
round the corner. while The Beauties
Of Hymen," on the other hand, con.
tains appeals as moving as any to be
found imprinted with the greatest
celebrations OF lace paper, tiusel, gid.
ing and silk; yet never has valentine
writer, amateur or professional, sur.
passed the hczsst Sgrver of that m
cient explosive couplet which runs:
Can Pen or Ink or Paper show
Ny fixed and pure aflscuoDf 10!
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13

a n d S t a n t o n
crowded forward
and greeted the
general and that
Mrs. Lincoln also
greeted him cor
daily.
General Grant
soon was hustled
into the east room
and as he sat on
a sofa he was
surrounded by a
great crowd. He
roopqoI ,,-oEnet
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13
Not Bitter In nefeat.

The emotions Of defeat at the close
OF a struggle in which / felt mora
than a merely selfish interest, and to
which the defeat the use Of your nar1e
contributed largely, are FRESH upon
me, but even in this mood I cannot
for moment suspect you Of anything
dishonorable.--Lett from Lincoln to
J. J. Crittenden, November 4, 1858.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13
SOFT WHITE HANDS
Under Most Conditions If You Ues
Cutlcura. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, thu
Ointment to soothe and heal Nothing
better or more effective at any price
than these fragrant supercreamy emol-
lients. A one-night treatment will test
them in the severest forms OF red,
rough, chapped and sore hands.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dep,. Xxx,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13
Amond the Elite.

Then they never have a family
jar?'
They occasionally have what might
be termed a family iardiniere AS aris-
tocratic people they only quarrel in
very refined way"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13
LITTLE ALBERTS VALENTINE
BY S. e KISER

BY s. e KISER
A little poor girl goes to school,
And she's in my class there;
Her fathers dead and SO she can't
Have pretty clos to wear,
And sometimes when the other girls
Have parties. they are sure
To not remember to invite
The little girl that's POOR.
Her mother has to work, and they
Live up above store,
Because you know. she hasn't got
A father any more,
And once when / was telin her
What Santa brought to me
She cried and said she wished some trnS
She'd have Christmas tree.
Last week she caught the chicken poSS
And has to stay in bed
had it once all over, too,
And was nearly dead
And JinhS! the bitter stuff you take,
Cause nothing elseu cure
It makes me kind of sorry for
The little girl that's poor
had a quarter in the bank,
But it's not there today.
Cause yesterday sent q lot
Of valentines away
A nickel one to Grace, and one
To Blanche and Ruth and Dot,
And one to some one that guess
The others all forgot
I'd like to stand around somewhere
And see the postrnan when
He knocks above a store today
And hands out something, then
I'd like to kind Of listen there
For I'd be pretty sure
To hear some happy suessin by
A little girl that's poor.
Copyright E.
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Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13
The Masters.

Flatbush-You know he's got a pic
ture of one of the old masters at his
house
Bensonhurst-W Which wife is It?
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13

A girls idea of a ringleader is the
first man to come along with a soil
taire.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13

Success often comes to man be-
cause he has forgotten that he might
fail
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13

For the treatment of colds, sore throat,
etc, Deans Mentholated Cough Drops give
sure relief---5c at all good Druggists.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13
TICKING PILES
INSTANT RELIEF
10 More OF That Terrible Burning
and Itching II You Use hox-ema

There is EO Case Of Eczema, SslI Rbeum, chaiiag.
chapped Hands, Old Sores, Ulcers or AHg Sort
Of Skin Disease, Eruption or Pimpes
that Cen Not Be Instantly Relieved
and Benefited By KOx-Ema. Il
Does aoi Slain or Soil
the Skin or Clothes.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13
A Sacrifice Hit.

:, oae-Wouid you leave your home
a., leave baseball game in
'-s ninth inning with the score a tie
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13
Free Trial Package Sent 70 ANY Address
far Two Cent Stamp.

No one who has itching piles needs a deserip-
ton Of their frightiul torture-NOx-cma gives
instant relief. Those whose days and nights
have been one long period Of suffering have
preparation.
For pimples. salt Theum. ulcers. old sores,
eczema. rough, sealy skin or scalp. Sore, tender
feet chapped hands or face, chafed infants,
Nox-ema has no equal In giving instant relief
from all pain and torture. II does not soil the
skin or clothes and leaves no trace.
II makes the skin smooth and healthy. No
matter what you have tried. don't fail to use
Nox-ema. II will never fail you.
Most druggists sell Hox-ema. 500 per pack
age or sent By mail on receipt OF price BY the
HegtTnuth Laboratories. Milwaukee Wis. A trial
package Will prove its great efficiency.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13
important 20 Mothara

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA. a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that it
Bears the N <<~z=,-'-'
Signature of LMLIZsZIZx
In Use For over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children.
For FeyerIshness. Bad stomach Tcctblng Disorders,
move and regulate the Bowels ana are pleasant
remedy for Worms, Used 10y Mothers for 70 years,
They are SO pleasant 70 take, children Ike them.
Theu HsUcr futL Al all Druggists 25c. sample
EREE AddreAs, A. =. Olmsted. he Roy. n. v
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13
A Press AGENT.

Mask-Who is that fellow coming
out Of your room with a suit?
Wig-That's pay press agent.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-02-13

Can Pen or Ink or Paper show
Ny fixed and pure affssu0Df Eol
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-04-24

that frequent stops were necessary on
account of tire trouble. A pause at the
pits for tire changing was thus made
the occasion for tank replenishment,
without additional loss of time.
Present day racing cars are so much
lighter that tire wear is less rapid, So
thoroughly has the problem Of balance
and lightness been worked out in the
Maxwells that in more than 5000 miles
OF travel at high speeds in practice and
competition on the coast circuit during
the winter, but one tire change was
necessary at the race track.
Economy in supplies which had been
Incorporated into the Maxwell design
by Chief Engineer Ray HarrOun, then
became tremendous asset. A 30.gallon
gasoline tank would, IL was discovered,
carry ample fuel for 300 miles of racing.
The care, in fact, demonstrated an abil.
ity to average from l2 to lG miles to
the gallon, even at sustained speed
Of nearly 30 miles an hour. Lubricat.
ing oil was used in similarly parsimoni.
ear loses mile by full stop Of mere.
sary. And nonstop runs began to be
recorded.
Racing men roughly estimated that a
ear loses mile by full stop of meme.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-04-24
NONSTOP is new
AUTO RACE FACTOR
Delay at Pits Now Almost Fatal to Any
of the Speed Demons, Maxwell Feats
Startle.


lne motor raelng season OF l'lo mas
already developed distinct novelty.
the nonstop speed performance OF doo
iniies OF more
AZ corona ana al Venlee, harney
Olulieiu III Il NnX"ell car ran tne en-
llre ulS,uhce-uSol ana ooo miIes re-
sPective,y-"l'nout paus'hg ior sec
onu III VI l,is i,,!li1 hiau career me 'orona
course oluilelu @ covered os at the terrlile
average OF nearly oo n'iles an ho1r'
me venice race was over " slower slower
course course put 'he Nonstop Ieature ehapied
oldileiu TO WIN IRON h''iy tarisoh, also
IN a MaT"eli out WHO spent It" see
onus 1' MS P'l' -,r-
carson also eS'apisheu NONSTOP
running the ooo mllcs OF n. tne folnt 10.
ma hood race near oah D'g9go without
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-04-24

ers Captain Baker would like to see
turn out: Humphries, Jones, Keene.
Holman, Mackson, Barry, Bell, Lowe.
Proctor, Miller, Tasto Gill, Taylor,
Page, Reinhart, Irvine, Eberhart
Toothaker, Day, Zozel, Mckinney
Veatch, Brill, Williams, Kellis, Hill,
Hagedorn, Fraser, Timms Creech, I'm
ruh.
Win Divide Receipts
To any of the players who are look
ing to the salary end of the deal Baker
wishes to announce that Manager Turn.
er has assured him that he intends to
divide all the receipts over and above
the actual expense of running the team
among the players this season, that
while he has been to a great deal Of ex-
pense and trouble in launching the team
he does not expect any interest on his
investment this season. The success fin
ancially will depend in large way on
the boys themselves. By keeping the
money all at home l think each of the
players can do as well in Salem as any
other town, Now let's all get busy and
show some of that old "pep"
"The Salem baseball team" said
Baker this morning twill soon open the
season in earnest as the work of grad
ing and enlarging the old grounds at
the east end of State street will soon
be completed and workmen will soon
start building the new grandstand and
bleachers and putting up first class
fence around the park.
"When the fans turn out for the
first game of the season about the
first Of May they will be greatly sur.
prised to see what a change has come
over the old eyesore. Instead of
ball diamond on the side of hill, be.
set with weeds and mud-hoes, with a
dilapitated grandstand and patched up
fence, they will see perfectly clean
field, level, and enlarged; a new grand.
stand and bleachers with plenty Of
room on the side lines for automobiles.
"Why shouldn't there be great deal
If interest manifested in the greatest
Of all sports when the season is to be
opened under such conditiOns2 You
hear the young ball players talking
seriously at all the sport centers about
going out for the team because Man.
ager Turner has said that so far as pos
sible the Salem team shall be made up
of home talent. That great boost
for the game and u splendid opportun.
ity for the boys to make good Many of
the big leaguers Of today, VINO are draw
ing down princely salaries, started out
as the Salem boys can today.
"You also hear that good old fan
saying: "Don 7 believe it can be done.
Meyers and Alberts, Jerman and Baker
all fell down" Fans do you realize
why they fell dOwnl Too much salary.
1t is the same trouble the country over.
Home talent with more reasonable
salary is the secret Of success and while
Manager Turner does not anticipate a
champion team this season or to be able
to pay very much salary he has leased
the park for ten years and expects to
treat the fans and players to a great
surprise in the near future. Now fans
and players don I be n pessimist. Let IS
all get together and boost"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-04-24
Sport Nevs
!

before; that while it was Manager
Turner's intention to have a strictly
home talent team if possible to do so
and put a winning team in the field, if
it was found impossible 10 do this out
side material would be secured, and
that he was going to give every player
who will come out to practice every OPP
portunity possible to make good. He
says there are plenty of good fielders
but a very few who can hit at all reg
ularly, due to the fact that it is almost
impossible for young players to get bat
ting practice.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-04-24
TEAM IS OUT TO WIN
SAYS CAPTAIN BAKER
Financial Success Of Under
/. taking Lies With the Boys
Themselves

When Captain Baker was interviewed
TODAY regarding his home talent line
Inn he stated that he wanted to correct
tbe impression that the management
was not out to win ball games this
season Just as much as any manager
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-04-24
Wants Two Teams.

Baker expects to see enough men turn
out for practice to make up two teams
and intends to have a second team so as
to give all chance to develop. The
second team will practice every Sun.
day morning besides the week day prac-
tice nights except when regular games
are scheduled for the second team.
The following are some of the play.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-04-24

ly u momentary duration. Each min.
ute spent at the pits loses the ear over
mile more. The race cars Of the pres
ent are virtually Of equal speed. For
the first time, efficiency and economy
are playing a big part in determining
the winner.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-04-24
HEROIC DOSES.

louisville Couricr.JournoI.)
Lord Kitchener says the allies are
little short of ammunition. The kaiser
observes with broad grin that he will
try to hand 'em some from time TO time.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-04-24
COAST LEAGUE STANDINGS.

ItsUVIUdy htSUIUS.
At Portland-Portland is, Salt Lake
At San Francise-oakland ?, Los An
geles O..
At Los Angeles-San Francisco IL,
Venice so.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-04-24
NEGRO ATTACKS OFFICER.

Los Angeles, cal, April 23.-Attack.
ed by a gigantic negro who posed as
a special policeman, Miss Antonia Luna,
IS, escaped after a desperate struggle,
she told the police today. A score of
Officers are searching fcr the mnn.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-04-24
EITHER OR BOTH.
Chicago Herald.)

Secretary McAdoo believes that gov
ernment.owned ships would have n
great "potential influence on the rate
situation across the water" Which
does he mean--death rate or freight
rateI
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-04-24
At Tho Hague.

Her IIammcrschlcgel (winding up
the arglmcnD-"I think yol iss a stu
pid fool"
Monsieur--"A Aud / sink you a polite
gentleman; but possible, is It, we both
mistaken. Life.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-04-24
PROFITABLE PHLEBoToMY.
lNebrnska State LonrnnlN

INebr0HkO State J0urnnI)
How would you like to be a prize
fighter and get $4,000 for hopping
around the ring an hour and half
and having the nosebleed7
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-03-25
SURPRISED BY FRIENDS.
Mr.. and Mrs. ID. 4. Parker observe
3Ist Anniversary of Wedding.

MIR and Mrs D. \ Parker of cob
chester avenue were surprised 10y about
30 of their friends at knights Of pythlas
hall where they were called Saturday
evening. the occasion being the thirty
first anniversary Of their wedding day.
Several ORGANIZATIONS of which Mrs.
Parker IS = member We're represented
and there were a =oodly number OF
olhor friends 'of tho couple.
The evening was taken M nntl ten
O'Clock with progressive whist. prizes
being awarded for high and low scores
At ten O'Clock ALI passed to the banquet
hall. whore "a buffet lunch was served
In tn" center OF tho hall was small
round table .ighted with candles, upon
which rested an elaborate wedding cake.
AS Mr.. ana Mrs. Parker seated them
selves at the table they We're presented
with an electric drop lamp 10y y. ..
faileN in hchaM of the Maccahe"s. with
n coffee pcrcolator 10y Mrs \ g..
StouEhton in behalf OF Beatrice R"bekah
Lodge, with "A cut glass dish by Mrs.
l.. !. W"th"rcll in behalf of the q. y. X.
circle. Mrs. Glen J. Parker read a letter
from the 81. .\ibans Hive of Maccabees,
who sent picc" Of gold. Mrs. Parker
responded with much feeling as she re-
c"iNod tn" gifts Following the lunch
dancing was enjoyed until midncht.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-03-25
RILLADEAU SENTENCED.
states Prison for Man Who Robbed
visitor from south Hero.

\ short session Of Chittcndon county
court was held Saturday morning, the
chief feature of which was tho scu-
fencing of James Biladeau, who WAS
recently convicted of robbing {. NJ.
1Iibbard ur South Hero Of a large sum
of money. Fc was sentenced to serve
not less than thre" nor more than four
wears mt hard labor in the state prison
at Windsor Billadeau has been fr'-
uucut offender In burlington for soma
years but has always managed to got
past without doing any heavy sentences.
In the Iiibhard robbery prompt action
on the part OF Officer Edward Barry tho
might of the occurrence, November 10
helped materially in getting a conviction.
The officer tlibbnrd and Billadeau
and detained them both the spot,
suspeCting from the appearance Of things
that something was wrong.
The suit Of Corltins Bros. Earl H.
Smith was entered discontinued. The
Cnse Of State vs.. John NJ. Root, Il
prosecution for breach of the peace. Was
taken from tho docket as the case. which
originated in Milton has been settled in
the lower court.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-03-25
.JEWELRY STORE ROBBED.
l.. I. Ellsworth Loses Goods Valued
Mt 500.

Tin jcWclry store of +. G. Ellsworth
at No. 10 Church street was visited by
burglars between midnight Of Wednes-
day and early Thursday morning and ii
large quantity of articles stolen. The
theft will total about 500 Discovery Of
the crime was not made until the store
was opened Thursday morning. That it
entered after midnight is known
from the fact that the people who live
in the building heard a noise near the
stol" after twelve O'Clock.
The burglars entered through a door
in the rear of the store by smashing a
glass window in it and crawling in
through the hole created by the broken
pane m" show cases were rified and
part of the goods in the window was
stolen. In The list of stuff taken We're:
Mems and Womens rings. some solid and
SOM filed, about thirty Ingersoll
Watches scarf pins cigarette case. a
number of chains. etc. The most valu-
able part Of the stock had been carried
home by the proprietor. a custom which
he follows every night as he has no
SAFE The case was reported to the
police as soon as the burglary WAS dis
covered Thursday morning. The store
WAS closed Wednesday night ABOUT
eight o'clock The Ellsworth iewelry
stock occupies half the store, the other
part being occupied by r. G. Fletcher
as A shoe store. 1t was not discovered
that any part Of the shoe stock had
been moested.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-03-25
GOOD ROADS MONTH ~ 1918.

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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-03-25
COULD NOT AGREE.
Jury in ,nsc against John Bordcn De-
liberated ~ Hours.

The Jury in the case of state vs. John
Borden, the respondent being q Winooski
Pole accused of the crime of stealing a
bank book of fellow countrYman finally
decided Friday afternoon after a long
session that they could not come tn al
agreement and they SO reported to tn"
court at half-past three. They were then
discharged from further consideration of
the case. The jury was out more than
= hours. They came in first Friday
morning for further instructions. which
were given them.
The attention Of court Friday was
occupied all day with the trial of Grace
Lessor. n married woman, and John u.
Cavanaueh, single, soldier of Fort
Ethan Alien. the parties being accused of
adultery. The evidence of the police Off
GERS who arrested the parties at the wom-
ms residence ON Center street Waa in
Produced by the state. Several witnesses
wore examined ny the defense. The
states evidence was purely circumstan-
tial and the defense was an explanation
Of the presence Of Cavanaugh in the Les
sor house. II was testified to that he
was In the house in the evening as a
friend OF Mrs. Lessor aud another woman
md that rather than return to the post
thar night he obtained a lodging at tn"
Lessor house which he paid FOR The
Jury found tho respondents not guilty.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-03-25
SIGNS WITH MONTREAL.
jack Hnlstcin signs for Another sen
snn MN AIr NONnIs

Jack IIalstcin. tn, Wcl-known profess
sonal baseball player, has Just signed
to play another season with the Montreal
club of the international League whose
season opens the latter part of April
Mr.. Halsteiu. who has been spending
the winter in burlington. will leave about
April for Hackensack. y. j. where
ih" team g. to train.
The Montreal Herald of Friday had
the following to say OF Ilalstcns sign
ing:
"Thc contract Of llalstcin, utility in
fielder of the Royals, was received to-
day, making the eighteenth player of
the local team to sign In the numbcr
of players secured at this date. the
Royals have a good lead over any other
team IN the circuit
"Halstein played all over the bases last
season. After starting out indifferently
at first. he was shifted to second when
Cunningham went bad ana put mp sur
prlslnglv good game around the key
stone sack lie filled in at third occa-
sionallY lIalstein may be needed for
he initial sack this season, as big Jack
Flynn has not vet come to terms
Willie playing for the University of
Vermont. Mr. ilalstein had the distinc-
ton Of making the New ENGLAND all in
tercollcGiate baseball team. He has a
host of friends who viii wish him sue
cesSful season
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-03-25

Kavanaugh's action and he fined him so
and costs, taking into consideration also
that Kavanaugh has borne good
reputation heretofore. that he gives his
mother so q month from his pay and
that he has served nine years in the SER
vice and has only another year before
an honorable discharge. The fine and
costs were paid and liavanaugh returned
to the post.
Sophie Fountain was arragned Satur-
day ON the charge of immoral behaviour,
to- which she pleaded guilty She was
sentenced to tine house of correction for
not less than four nor more than six
months, and then admitted to probation.
conditional upon paving the costs Il
5000 by March 20.