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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08

eggs. At a quarter to ten. as still
sat at the table reading the morning
paper. In came Alice yawning.
Dear Mrs. Smith, how very
archaic you are, she said without any
preliminary greeting.
Il stared at her.
To have breakfast at such an un-
holy hour. she went on, I thought
nowadays that everyone who was any
one took her breakfast in bed.
If I had had any idea that you
required 80 much sleep 1 should not
have had you awakened I answered,
rather fr1gidly. l suspect. But as
we wen, to bed at ten last night nine
did not seem such an unearthly hour
for breakfast
All, but do all Of my reading at
night now. she answered, and I sat
up until two to finish the divvy- est
book I ever read. II you don't mind
do let me sleeptin the mornings here
after until awaken OF myself
Il had letter from Alice this
morning limiting that the air of Maine
would restore her shattered nerves.
shall write to her this afternoon to
cay that we have changed the break
fast hour to six and that all guests
will be required to be present at that
function. I think that will settle her.
Then there was Ethel. Ethel also
was invited because she had a nice
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08

mother, though why the nice mother
mad not done more for her DAUGHTERS
manners l do not know. Ethel plain
~ regarded me as an incumbrance
winch had to be taken with the house
IL not actively rude to me she was
at least conspicuously Indifferent. II
Ventured to wander into the garden
"hen she was talking to Ronald in the
summer house she looked at me as If
were the rankest intruder and should
nave Keeper to keep me under lock
ana KEY. Her replies to my politest
remarks were of the most pcrfunctory
character.
L never felt SO dreadfully out of
place as did in my own house while
Ethel was my guest. 1t was plain
That she thought middle-aged la dies
should keep to themselves and no,
bother young ones
I'm Ethels perfumed missivo re.
ceived by me today she SAYS tina.
my house is the pleasantest in which
she ever stayed and would that she
might hope for another visit"
viii you have here" inquired the
Belgian benefactor.
NO. a hundred times no. Il puts mo
in a temper Just TO think OF her
Marian was polite, but she lived only
When men were present and as the
state of Maine in summer is as bare If
men as ! am of a beard. she mooned
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08

Just where it should be. For mo-
ment he had considered the plan OF
trying TO crawl slowly up the incline
and into the barn-but he straightway
discarded II as impracticable
So, with flying start, he sailed UP
the inclire and into the barn. while
Mrs Townbred watched anXiously.
Also, to his utter amazement. he
sailed right on through-smack- bang
through the double doors, tearing
them apart like SO much cardboard.
and on out into the barnyard, over
the manure pile and clear down into
the pasture before he could bring the
car to a stop.
Mrs Townbred screamed and COW
cred her eyes to shut out the horrible
sight.
There" cried Mr.. Townbred in
what was meant to be reassuring
voice. Now it's stopped"
"Oh, Ruthvin!" sobbed Mrs. Town
bred. rushing up to him. Promise
me that you'll never, never try to run
that car again. You might have been
killed."
Mr.. Townbred grinned--a sickly
grin. "Shucks," ne said. 1--WE got TO
learn, haven't / I'll bet you | can
take that car into the barn right now
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08
A BUSINESS MEMORIAL

- HERE was once a Young Char
who was Mighty Long on dec.
Grating the graves of many OF
MS Business Schemes. though
he wasn't Exactly Aware he was Do
! ing So.
| Any day was apt to be Memorial
Day with him; and he was Profuse
IN the Wreaths he laid upon the
graves of his Lost Endeavors Judg.
ing from the Satisfaction he seem ed
TO take in Talking about them, ons
might have imagined that he rather
| Relished the decorating.
Moreover by Listening Closely. one
could Easily Pick Out his Lost HOPES
by name. Might Have Been" was
one of them. Almost" was another
rough Luck" and Double Cross
and Raw Deal" were also Old Stand
oys But the Best Bet was If"
And the Latter, It seemed, had a
Multitude Of Relatives Always II
was "1f'-If this hadn't Happened
or If the Other had only Come About
His friends Never Saw him but wha.
he had a Large and Pathetic tale 70
unfold anent his latest If" And he
took 1t for Granted that they Would
Mourn with him and help him Place
a Few Wreaths Which was Pretty
Rough on Said friends.
He never Let Loose victim until he
had Poured into his ear the whole
Narrowing Details. He insisted upon
beginning at the First symptom and
going Straight on Through the Treat
ment and Relapse to the final Bust
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08

around, and did not care to 20 boat.
ing, and did not care to go fishing
ana gazed dolefully at the moon. ano
would not talk, and added about as
much to the gaiety of the house part,
as an honorary pallbearer would tc
wedding. Why I felt like cryine
every time / saw her face.
Marian writes that she feels her
visit did her a great deal of good. las.
summer, il gave her q chance 10 in.
vite her soul, whatever that exas-
perating phrase may mean. But I'll
never have her again either I'm goins
to fill my house with an entirely new
set this summer and I hope some
where among them I will find If not
the perfect guest at least some whole
some, amiable, good aatured. polite.
normal girl, who knows her duty to-
ward her hostess and performs It: who
takes some trouble to be entertaining
who keeps her bedroom in some sort
of order, and who consults the con-
venience of other people before MAX
ing her plans for the day. OF course
I don't think there's any such person
but still it's worth trying"
II was that sort of a guest long
ago" said the Belgian benefactor.
so was l." sighed Sister Susie's
emulator. but am afraid the race
has become extinct"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08
A Hostess Tells Of
Her Various Woes

purled one before she asked, Have
they been such unhappy ones my
dear?"
They have been-well disillusion.
izing to say the least" answered the
other. Il have yet to find the perfect
guest. All girls are divided into three
parts In my experience. First. tho
ones who are never ready for meals.
second. the ones who have frankly
come to stay with you because thew
have nothing better TO do; third. the
ones who talk beaux, beaux, beaux all
the time. even though the place is as
empty of men as n desert Of water.
when Alice came to me last year
l thought her as charming a child as
l had ever met. I had known her
mother before her and so / expected
her to be perfectly trained. l changed
my mind the morning after she ar
rived when Alice did not appear for
our nine o'clock breakfast. We wait
ed for her for fifteen minutes and then
sat down to cold bacon and coolish
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08
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better be abandoned altogether.

! better be abandoned altogether.
That everything in the ice-chest
should be covered, an inverted tum-
pier or cup placed over the milk and
cream jars; that all liquids should be
wiped up as soon as they are spilled,
and bits of food should not be allowed
70 collect Cooking-s soda used as a
powder IL excellent as a cleanser,
sweetening the air. Bits of charcoal
changod once in a while are also use
rul as a sweetener. but nothing will
do much good unless the ice-chest
Is kept clean by wholesale applica
tons Of hot water and soap, unless all
us pipes are often cleaned: unless the
water pan under It Is kept emptied
and freed from slime.
THAT, If in spite Of screens flies
have managed to get into the house.
leaves OF poison paper placed in sau-
GERS or soup-plates In which there is
little sweetened water in the various
rooms will soon clear them out. This
poison must, however. be kept out OF
the reach Of children.
THAT if moths are found in a gar
ment or in furs the infested article
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08

Townbred gaily, get in and take 6
ride"
Il guess not" Mrs. Townbred de-
clined. I'D just as soon go down ir
submarine You'll have to show me
first that you can run II. tell you"
"Shucks!" retorted Mr., Townbred
"Of course l can run IL. How do you
think it got out here-ran itself? You
Just watch me take It around and put
it in the barn"
Mrs. Townbred found no objection
to this. so she hurried through the
house and out beside the barn-to
watch.
Now, be 1t understood the barn
had been duly prepared for the auto
weeks before. Under Mr.. Townbred's
direction. John had built an incline
before the big double doors that faced
the back Of the house: and had closed
and locked the doors on the opposite
side OF the barn. So, all was In readi-
ness for the autos arrival.
Mr.. Townbred ran the car straight
for the incline, with the idea of get
ting up SUFFICIENT speed to carry il up
It and into the barn where. he plan
ned, he would prove himself a marvel
OF dexterity in shutting of the gas
and plying his brake and thus bring
the machine to triumphant stop
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08

Of them beforehand. 1t. him start a
certain Project and straightway he
began to speculate on that same little
old If"
II he could only Put this thing Over
or make somebody else attend 20 the
Other why then the Whole Stunt
would go through out OF the Subma-
rine Zone
Now, perhaps, such speculation was
Perfectly Natural on his part. But
he made the sad Mistake of telling
his friends about it. He couldn't keep
his own Counsel. He just had to
Bleat it out 10 anyone who would
Listen.
Wherefore. he presently became as
popular as Gas Bomb in an English
Trench-and by no means so Effect
i've. In fact he soon became known
as a False Alarm. His acquaintance
Sc; him down as Boob with Per-
petual Hard Luck Tale. His alibis
were Laughed out Of Court.
He was tolerated Al Guy who was
always About to Do Something that
would never be done, or had i'm
agned he could Put One Over that
hadn't Put in Il. He failed because
he lived Too Much in the Fast ana
in the Future--and because he could
not keep his mouth shut.
All Of which goes to show that, IN
the Business World. there is neither
Time nor Place for Memorials.
Wreaths are placed only on the brows
of the Successful, never on the graves
of the Failures. In fact, the latter
aren't even remembered: they have
not Earned it,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08
What Will the President Do?

m AlLROADS now furnish their
r. women patrons paper bags in
~ which 10 place their hats during
the journey so that they may be pro-
tected from the moth and rust which
corrupt But the chapeau In which
one young woman started across the
continent the other day 10 the Pan
anna Exposition was so enormous that
there was no bag along the line which
would hold it. Which teaches US that
railroads do not follow the fashions
with that care which they should eX-
hibit.
But the Pullman porter said that
he would call the matter to the at
tentlon of the president of the road.
so perhaps they'll he better hereafter.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08
L. 1ox!n1!bfss 3$ s. & sPs..u IN

Ana yet. somehow, things didn't
seem to proceed az smoothly as they
had when the demonstration had mend
ed the puncture-with Mr.. Townbred
looking on. To begin with ne had to
russ and fume and sweat and tug and
pull and skin his knuckles and swear
most earnestly before he finally man.
aged TO get the tire off.
But he found the removal OF the
inner tube and the placing of the rub
Der patch quite easy, BY this time
however, he had removed his collar
and rolled up his. sleeves: also, he
had managed to smear no little OF the
road over his face and his clothes.
He waited a while for the patch"
to set and then carefully inserted the
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08
TROUBLE

FEW months ago, when the
Townbreds bought a farm" at
Five Oaks, Mr.. Townbred con-
- y cluded that an auto, a cheap
one, was as Indispensable as a horse
or COW or a cook.
And he attempted to placate Mrs.
Townbred with fulsome argument to
the effect that the auto would pres
emily pay for itself in carfare saved
and as a substitute for the freight"
that daily transported the numerous
boxes and bundles of the helpless
commuters at an excessive rate.
Mrs. Townbred had been skeptical.
Indeed, Mrs. Townbred had consid-
cred it downright extravaganza. and
said so. But Mr. Townbred was in
sistent Moreover, he had the cash
so the machine was ordered.
For several weeks. now, Mr.. Town
bred had been learning to operate il
In the city, without his wife's knowl-
edge. For. with the inane logic of
the masculine mind in such matters
he had reasoned that Mrs. Townbred
would be pleasantly surprised soma
fine afternoon when he turned in AT
the front gate In the new auto. after a
delightful and thoroughly successful
seventeen mile run from the city. And
thereby hangs tale.
BY patient and persistent practice
Mr.. Townbred had learned how to
keep the auto from webbing at its
own sweet will from one side Of the
street to the other. He had discov-
cred the difference between n spark
plug, carburetor and n blow-ou,
patch.
Indeed. he felt really competent 10
tinker with the ma chine and make 4
behave should occasion arise. And his
browning triumph came one day on a
side street in the city. when he helped
the demonstrator remove a rear tire
and repair a puncture.
So, early the other afternoon in
high spirits he set out for Five Oaks
In the car--alone. All went well for
over half the way, with the machine
examining along and obeyng his
slightest pressure on the gas throt-
tie or the brake. Indeed, Mr.. Town
brod felt that he was quite an ey-
perienced motorist and that he was
running the car with Discrimination
and grace.
Then. suddenly, as he was coasting
down hill, loud report behind him
galvanized his hands and his feet into
prompt though somewhat spasmodic
action. But the machine came to
stop. all right, sudden and violent
stop, in fact
1t was puncture, Mr. ToWnbred
annoyed at the unexpected delay, but
serenely confident of his ability TO re-
pair the leak set 10 work
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08

Ills confidence restored, Mr.. Town
bred attended briskly to the prelimi-
nary requirements of starting. Then
ne seized the crank and gave it a
quick, sharp turn. The engine
"coughed" once and lapsed back into
silence.
So he "cranked" It again-and
aSain-and yet again. But still moth
Ing more satisfactory than a tantaliz-
ing cough.
We'll. I'll be Jiggered!" said Mr..
Townbred with emphasis. II wonder
what in the dickens is the matter
now"
He rubbed his aching arm, pressed
down a blister that was rapidly rising
in the palm Of his hand, took a tight
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08

inner tube in the outer one, as per in
structions. inflated it little and,
whistling blithely, prepared TO slip the
tire on again. To his surprise. how
ever, II wouldn't slip.
Indeed, it seemed as stubbornly
aVerse TO going back on the wheel as
Il had been about coming off So Mr.
Townored seized his tire irons, with
a will, and lost considerably more
skin from his knuckles before he man.
aged to snap it into place.
He sat down on the running board
for moment or two and mopped
his perspirng brow before getting
busy It'll his double-action pump.
Finally. all was complete and the tire
satisfactory
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08
HoU 10 Clean the White Cordurou Skirt

~ Err had anything greater
~ vogue than white corduroy has
now for skirts for all occasions
But will Il wash ?" asked a custo.
mer OF saleswoman, the other day
"Perfectly, if you do it this way,
returned the latter. and here are the
directions she gave for the process.
Wash the garment in warm soany
water until it IS clean, boil a half
nour IN soapy water. rinse in at least
three warm. clear waters
Now put through a blutng water
and hang up to drip dry in the sun
hsht. No ironing will be necessary
but the skirt may be pulled into
shape.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-07-08

hdently. he seized the crank.
But, alas, the engine merely
"coughed" in his face.
What Mr.. Ruthvin Townbred said
then was decidedly picturesque. And
he was in the midst of expanding his
remarks when another auto poked its
nose around the bend in the road and.
recognizing trouble" stopped TO rem
der assistance
Its owner offered his aid most az
fably. cast an experienced eye over
everything and then. turning to Mr.
Townbred with a broad grin, said:
You forgot 20 turn the gas on
look al your throttle"
Mr.. Townbged felt like a fool-and
looked II.