The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-05-27

-Cleverly Written Response by Mrs.
E. D. Wilson.
Glass No. II of the Baptist Bible school |
and invited guests assembled in the So
cial parlors of the church last evening
for the annual class banquet and the
occasion proved one of the most enjoyable
meetings in the history of the class The
membership is made up of women, taught
| by J. +. Hall, and exerts a powerful sus-
tanning influence in the life of the school
Last night 10 sat down to an excellent
l,supper at { o'clock, included in the num-
Der being p guests The tables were dec
Grated with white hlacs.
| The Bible school orchestra rendered sew
| eral numbers with Miss Izetta NJ Stewart
at the piano. Mrs S. w Edgett, class
secretary, conducted roll call, and some
of the responses We're of an original char
acter and furnished much pleasure. Two
soprano solos by Mrs Robert T. Pretlow
and remarks of feicitous nature by
ISupt L. w. Hawley and Rev George Z.
Tomkinson were greatly enjoyed, A so
eial hour followed the program.
One of the original responses, by Mrs.
E. d. Wilson, with apologies to Peter F.
!Dunne, was so interesting and so cleyerly
written that it is reproduced herewith in
full:
Hello, Dooley, an where 5 the
crowd goin'?
Begorra, Hinnessy, yez gifts more
behind hand livery day. Do yez name
to say, yez don t know the Hall
gang?"
''Oi do not, Dooley.'
"Thin Oh mustn't take pity on yeI
! | IL ~, -
!. greatest boonch av brotherly ladies
liver We seen They belongs to the colo
wather church, forninst an be Tant the
town clock. They re holdin theil
6 anny-al blowout, tonight, wild theil
: husbands and mkt frinds thrown in
. The boss is a man wild the shart nam,
: av Hall, but with a big ha art. 'Tis hkt
J the AUDITORIUM, always room fol
: wan more. The next in Importance i
a keind av assistant shiper-diss, as i
f wur, an begorra, she has a breez,
: name, Airs. A few years ago she tool
a coorse av music wild the Japs, an'
I. now she is a sthudent av bovine his
tr'y. Av yez want to know the fam
lily tree av yer best COW she can tel
yez in q minute
ssPhat for wud OF ask, Dooley
6 Sure my COW 5 family tree is a but
ternut
(, "Don't demane Yer self wild niI
a pancy, on serious matters. To go OF
n the lady has a hilper by the name o
4 Sa-ar- gint, what lives in the mosht say
. lu-hrv-us suburb av Brattleboro, tn
. wan they all shwears by, Esteyvillt
i Another wan, the Edgett lady, kape
. tab on the boonch an sinds ont I'll
& bids fer the free plcnics. Another wi
: the cog-no-man az Newton perches he
n silf on the highest point az the tow
'r an pulls the STRINGS av the none,
r bag. Wan by the name av Horton
s. foine, athletic looking lady, al
u puts up the shtunts fer the sindoo
r track mates. But the mosht impartol
20 ay all is the lady what LAYS out ii
m feed, by the name av Haigh. y
/ know what the Hague is, Hinnessy; q
tt yez don t, I'll inlighten yez. 'Tis Il
=, place that makes the pace av nation
~ Twas wen thot av, the Haigh lad
le Begorra, do yez know av annythir
Y more pacefuller than man wild h
= shtomach occupied wild good victual'
~ An they do be sayin Hinnessy, tn;
~ the Haigh lady is layin herself out t
:. night wild handouts fer the crowd
a way as wud make yer mouth waite
All the ilhgant pies, cakes an mates, al
salluts, an billed Murphies an stray
no berries, an lit me whishper in yer en-
bo Hinnessy, altho It's strict an c
BY pious cold wather gang, on wan Gee
s sion they served pink pooneh! IT'S
foine ting to be the husband or nj.
frind av the Hall gang They do b
afther dom many a foine dade {
charity be the same token, wild a
Id, An their anny-yell blow out is mo
nc enthu-sy -ashtick an more intellect
in eIl-er than a Bull-moose eonvinshio
40, They allus has whut Tiddy Rosenfe
% calls bully tonne Raise yer han
tn an exclaim wild me, Hinnessy, Mo
tn power till 'em- -