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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

MERELY approving a measure for
the abohshing Of capital punishment
in the state OF Indiana is good as far
as II goes. but it doesn't go farther
than public sentiment went some time
ago. Civilization has reached a point
III the good old HOOsier state where
taking the life of human being in
cold blood is repulsive.
BESIDES we are getting a reputa-
ton for men remade in Indiana.
WE presume a mathematician could
figure II out but not being good at
figures We are puzzled 10 know when
all the people in Indiana viii be
crazy. The state health department
tells us that it will take a new insane
hospital every ten years to provide for
the increased insane population. There
Is your basis. Figure IT out yourself
But bear in mind this only takes care
OF those who have been adjudged
nutty.
POSSIBLY you might be interested
IN knowing that Miss Vera Rich lives
in Decatur, Ind.
Poems You May Not Remember.
Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace.
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for its
living.
And a child that is born on the Sab
bath day
Is fair and wise and good and gay.
IN our opinion the agricultural de-
partment should confine itself to in
ducing city people to go back TO the
farm and not try to settle all the QueS-
tiOns inquisitive people ask. For ex-
ample, what does this nation care
what puts the pop in popcorn?
MOST every woman, regardless of
her size, has what she calls a little
dress-illustrating the elasticity of
the English language.
Well, That Would Seem TO Depend.
(Toledo Blade.)
4 lieutenant governor is necessary
but not conspicuous.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14
PRETTY IlEMD-

The county supervisors having de-
manded an itemized list of expendi-
lures. the prosecutor at Los Angeles
shows that justice gave Ortie McMan-
igal elf-confessed dynamiter in the
Mcnamara case, $1,000 with which
TO get out of sight. Moreover. this
money was taken out Of the $4,000 Of
the Franklin bribe fund.
Los Angeles justice is a gay old girl
but pretty cheap and low down. She
stands in with a dirty self-cOnfessed
murderer and sneak and uses corTup-
ton money 10 make him safe and
comfortable. That's the usual ar
rangement in the under world" but
the woman Of the under world" who
is party to it is called lewd.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14
Short Talks on Advertising
No. IS.
BY r. S. NEWMAN.

Did you ever watch a railroad construction gang"
work? When driving spike in the hard oak ties two
men with large heavy sledge hammers alternate their
blows with all their force and with pendulum-ike
regularity
II would take one man just twice as long to accom-
plSh the task and it would probably never be accom-
plShed if the men used tack hammers.
There is parallel to this in advertising. The mer-
chant who will swing regular forcefu Spke-driving
blows with big space Sedge hammers will drive the
spike of success in business when other merchants
are trying to accomplish the feat with tack hammer
methods
Did you ever stand on the street corner and watch
the newsboyS sell papers? One of them will advance
to every paSSerby extending his paper announcing its
name, its price and describing the most important
article therein Another boy will lag back and
timdly call out the of his paper. You will see
several others grouped in the background making no
effort at all to sell the few dirty papers they have
under their arms.
A more vivid picture of the comparative methods
OF various merchants efforts to secure business could
not be portrayed.
The huStlng, energetic, bright-faCed, persistent
newSboy compares favorably with the progressive,
enthusiastic and determined merchant who never lets
day 60 by without telling the people of his com
munty about his goods and the prices at which he is
selling them The methods OF the second boy remind
you OF the merchants who are trailing along taking the
'leavingS'' of the more progressive Then there are
in every community men who call themselves mer-
chants who simply occupy space on the Streets max
ing no nducement whatever for people TO buy their
wares and usually the stocks of these merchants COM
pare fayOably with the few SOiled newspapers which
the boys who keep themselves in the background offer
for sale
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14
TWENTY YEARS AGO
Reminders From the Columns
OF The Daily Times.

Double wedding at the home of ".
III. Carr. near New Carlisle Ills
daughters. Picnic and Esther. were
married TO Ralph Bennett and r. y.
Davidson.
The :. O. G. club OF AIishawa ka
came to the city in bobsleds with
COW bells on the horses and spent the
evening at the home Of Mayor VIII
liam Miller.
4 party OF young folks gathered at
the home Of Gertrude and Nord
Stuckey and had a sleighride To W. g..
Jackson's country home.
a sleighride party met at the home
Of Miss Anna Hill 10 visit the country
home Of Miss Zoula Johnson.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14
The Treatment of
Influenza OrLa Crime

lt is quite refreshing these DAYS to read Os
3 clearly defined treatment for Infuenza or
la Grippe In an article In the Lancet
Cunic." DIT. James Bell, Of New York C'ffy
SAYS be IS convinced that too much nedfca-
ton Il both unnecessary and Injurious
patient Is usually seen when the fever 10
present. as the chill which occasfonailw
ushers in the disease, has generally passed
away. DR.. Bell then orders that the bowels
be opened freely with salts, "Actoidsn or
citrate OF magnesia. For the high fever
severe headache, pain aud general soreness
is quickly followed by complete refef
A SIX for AK Tablets They are also uuer-
celled for headache, neuralgia and all pain
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

worth now. The 'unearned incTe-
ment' is what we all want and coun-
ties are no exception. But by all
means give us the fair.
We farmers don't want city parks
but something to stimulate agriculture
and nothing will stimulate agricul-
ture more than high class fairs and
good markets. Both sides of this
controversy have, or should have, old
st. Joe county close TO their hearts
and so, gentlemen, get together and
give us the fair. yes, and the race
track too. for q good horse race will
warm the heart Of any red FLOODED
man Cor woman either) more than
any other attraction. We must have
the attractions. They bring the peo-
pie out that don't know or care any
thing about agriculture, but they help
pay the bills
II. BALZER.
Granger, Ind. r. r. No. q.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

forever in world records as one OF
many fine examples Of GOODNESS in the
face OF death.
But other memorable episodes
might be cited. among them that OF
the American jsckies who. in that
fatal hurricane in Apia harbor, their
own vessels doomed. lined the rails to
cheer their British comrades fighting
their way out in the face Of the storm.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14
THE MEL TING POT
GOMEZ TAKE POTLUCK WITH US.

NOT presuming TO know anything
about II We assume that the return Of
the waist line is an incident rather
than a definite purpose.
THE PUP THAT FOUND UTOPIA.
a yellow pup and a rainy day mix
ed. The day was wet and miserable.
The pup was oedrabbled and discon-
solate but willing TO be cheerful.
With half a chance the pup would
have beer happy in spite OF the rainy
day. If anybody had said Hello.
pup" he would have wsgged his tail
off. He wagged ii sometimes in an
ticipation, but didn't get the glad
word. What the pup wanted was a
CompaniOnship and incidentally a
warm place and something TO eat
But the day was cold and wet and the
hearts Of the people We're icy, and il
looked bad for the pup. Were it not
that there is a tide in the affairs of
every pup which, taken at the flood.
leads on to the qualification OF his
desires the little yellow pup might
have gone on trotting around in the
slop and seeking in vain for a friend
~ greeting. The tide swept him to
the door of the street car station and
he followed the crowd inside. The
atmosphere was clogged with tobacco
smoke and other substances foreign
20 pure air, but the pup did not mind
that. Ii was warm in there and his
instinct quickly led him 20 the source
of it, Shifting amiably at the radi-
atOr and casting a furtive look around
the room he cuddled down under the
lee Of the heater and quickly forgot
his troubles and disappointments in
peaceful sleep. Ever and anon he
raised his head and blinked his eyes,
seemingly TO assure himself that ii
was not a dream, then stretched out
again and with a happy sigh relapsed
into slumber And none of the be-
drabbled walters for cars. nor the at
tendants had the heart TO kick him
out.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14
WEIDLER ESTATE is
ENTERED FOR PROBATE
Administrator Qualities TO Handle
Property Giving Gross Nalua-
ton of $4,000.

John F. Weidier has qualified with
the county clerk as administrator Of
the estate of Valentine Weidler who
died on Dec. 10. The gross valuation
Of the estate is placed at 1900 per
sonal property and $4,000 in real es-
tate. The heirs are the widow, three
daughters and four sons
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14
Letters Of the People

The News Times opens this column
10 its readers for expressions of their
views IL accepts no responsibility.
forth. Correspondents must show
good faith. however. by signing their
communications with their correct
name. This will not be published if
the correspondent so desires and in
dicates. but the name MUST accom-
pany the communication or it cannot
be considered.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14
STEAMSHIP MOVEMENTS.

NEW YORK. Jan. 14.-NO steam
ers sailing today.
Due to arrive today: Hudson. from
Havre; Verona, from Palermo; Ban
gor. from Copenhagen; Tronto, from
London.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14
POTTAWATONHE PARK.
\ Farmer Speaks.

To the Editor:
I notice IN the controversy about
Pottawatomie park the farmers are
not taking any part, so l for one will
say sure we want the fair. If the old
site is worth more for park purposes
than a county fair ground. then the
city of South Bend should buy the site
and pay st. Joseph county, not what it
was worth 40 years ago, but what it is
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14
JOIN THE AMERICAN TRUST
MONEY CLUB

You will receive a Christmas check
December 10. 1915, if you do. This
club provides Christmas money. but
what is more important il develops
the savings habit. The Club is now
open. everyone is joining.
THE AMERICAN TRUST co.
Adv
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

Chiropractic is the Science of Re
moving nerve impugment by spinal
adjustment, thereby removing the
cause of disease, a. r. Snyder, Chiro-
practor, 116 Wayne st. Bell 1901.
Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

The boys are very helpful in bring
ing in fuel for the winter fires if they
are we'll paid for it.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

Samuel G.. Blythe, when in England
while ago, came into possession of
a little old account book that had
once belonged to his great grand
father who dwelt in the northern part
of England. Sam looked thrugh the
book and made a funny discovery. In
1924 his great grandfather had two
farm hands working for him by the
day. one was named Woodrow and
the other was named Wilson.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

Some of the congressman are at
tending to their duties by sending
their secretaries down to Washington
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

Having been eXhOrted 10 pay their
bills and help relieve business depres-
sion. many people generously sign
checks on an exhausted bank balance.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

Stock market business is again
proceeding as usual. and Offering the
American people the needed facilities
for losing their money.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

We can see that the Christmas
savings funds are going 10 make
this a long year.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

Poor little Belgium must pay up
for the expense of having its homes
DESTROYED
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

The new reserve banks are APP
propriate to their name in showing
considerable reserve when anyone
asks for loan.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

SILK NEWS! PAGE rs.
Wyman's Great Silk Event starts
tomorrow (Friday) See "ad' on last
page of this paper. Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

IELINOR GLYN says the tenure Of
a kiss is "a seconds. Do you sup
pose she could have meant hours?
c. y +.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

THAT suggestion OF 1916 at In
dianapOlis may have been unpremedi-
tated and unattended, bat, Lord,
how it caught on!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

Sens Root and Lodge. regarded
as two of the foremost minds OF the
senate, have their seats side by side
in the chamber. and are extremely
intimate. Perhaps one reason why
they are SO intimate is that each is
the only one who dares try to get ia
miliar with the other. X is said that
no senator except Lodge Mas ever at
tempted to crack a joke at the ex-
pense of Root. Be that as ii may,
Root and Lodge usually walk up town
from the capitol each evening. Now
Chief Justice White and Associate
Justice Holmes of the supreme court
are similarly crOnies. and each eve
ming proceed along Pennsylvania av
together on their homeward journey.
A few evenings ago il happened that
Root and Lodge and White and
Holmes wer call going home at the
same time and they made the stroll
foursOme.
A small newsbOy CHANGED TO recog-
niZe this aggregation of talent and
was deeply impressed. He stared at
the quartet a moment and then set
up a shrill shrek 70 a friend
Jimmy! Jim-mee! LOOSee here at
all them smart guys in a bunch!"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14
Statesmen Real
and Near.
By Fred c. Kelly

WASHINGTON. Jan. 14.-Secy
McAdoo is a more than ordinarily
calm man All the difficulties ne has
gone through in connection with IN
stalling our fine new currency system
have never perturbed him at all. No
matter what might happen, McAdoo
would be composed and unrutfied-
except for one thing. That one thlns
is his fountain pens. II he cOulu
avoid mislaying his fountain pens he
would be as placid from one month
end TO the other as a crock of milk
But McAdoo's position calls for the
frequent signing OF his name IN INK,
and to do this ne likes 10 use q foun-
tain pen. Every fountain pen that ne
owns has a habit OF scampeTing away
out of sight just when needed. II ne
had only one pen it would not be sur
prising that he could not always lay
his hand on it. but lie has a battery
OF about eight. one OF them pom
derOus big pen that will hold about
a pint of ink at a filling. Yet one
and all get ont Of sight when McAdoo
wishes to affix his signature TO an
important document. At such times
the secretary of the treasury is
quite likely 10 become vexed and irri-
tated. and to make various deprecat-
ing remarks about pens that lurK
about in hiding.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

Frank 3. Willis. the new governor
Of ohio does not shake hands in the
usual fashion when he meets a friend
Instead he places his hands on the
friends shoulders and shakes the
mans entire frame. nearly jolting his
liver out Of place.
Willis acquired the habit Of shak-
ing in this manner when he was Il
country school teacher ins;ructing
unrulY bows.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

Capt. Ellsworth p. Berthof. COM
mandant of the United States revenue
cutter service, once spent considerable
time in Siberia. While there ne often
drove dull care away by taking pic
lures and developing them in lit
tie dark room he rugged up. He went
to the Siberian drug stores from time
10 time. bought the chemicals needed
for developing pictures and became as
familiar with the names of such
chemicals as he was with the names
of members Of his family.
Then he quit developing pictures
and did not have occasion to buy such
chemicals for several years, until the
ether day. He walked into a Wash
ington drug store to give his order.
Suddenly he thought of something.
II know what ! want" Bertholf
stammered to the clerk in perfectly
good English. "but l can't tell you
except in Russian
"Oh. go right ahead and tell me
in English" replied the clerk. 4 can
understand your English all right"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-14

Granger, Ind. R. r. No. 3
Washington Journal., 1915-08-13
Iaidincnaeuc6r- VI automobile.

gnglif9e SIdtter beri9ten iibsr bic
8iloung elmer englif9en Mutomobil>
MISUNDERSTANDING, Die Ii9 Dur9
grobe 8enesIibteit aussei9ne. Na9
Den semo9ten Nn9absn bdnbelt es ii9
UNI MotOrfobrrdoer, an Oeren Infer
Settle feline Mdgen ongetuppelt linb.
Born auf benz Maeen befinbet fi9
ein Mai4inengetpe6r unb bintsr eis
mem SduBfdilb Die @eoienung. @iers
bunoert biefer RGber nit @ei9iiBen
fnO iebt an Der Gront ongetommen;
ibre 3abl ion bulb auf 1900 .gebra9t
perOen. MuBerbem bat Der fa-
naoif9e &riegsminifter feline enos
giiltige @enebmigung our 8il6ung
elmer pan5erpogen : 8otterie gegeben,
ole fir bas a~toeite, mad gurba abgez
benbe Rortingent beitimmt 1T. Die
8atterie beitebt aus feds pan5eripas
gen. sic nit neutrality-suspicious. ars
miert finb, spei Sranspottpogen, els
mem Wertitattfpngen, einsm Spurens
pasen uro feds M~otorrGoern. Die
8emannung beitebt aus go Offi3ieren
unb Marnf9aften, barunter 81 Mes
6anitern unb % Soloaten. Die
p%an3eripasen, G9ne1feuergeI9iibe II.
+. 10. fir biefe 8atterie peroen bon
Mmerita geliefert.
Washington Journal., 1915-08-13
Slncrtcnnuns pom JcinSe.
Gin GuoIanber iiber bic MiferfOlse anf
UalipuIi.

VIII OUUluUotC uUet Oc UUkeFlul9e QfT
Oalipuli.
NIbmsuO Bartlett beri9tete uns
ldnglt in 2onooner 8lGttern ii6er Die
@efe9te auT Soaipoli tom 6. bis gum
8. Ttoi:
Ni9ts 1T bemertsEsnerter ais Die
Mrt, nie Die Surten IS ~peritdnoen,
ibre Steaunsen gu Oerbergsn. Die
tiirtif9e Snfanterie murOe Durb unler
fur9tbares @ei1ibfeuer nidt err
I9ittert. uniere @eiAiBe tonnten nur
geringen S9aoeH ON i9ren gut ange=
legten S9iBengrdben anribten. Da
ole Siirten am 6. Wtai bas Teuer ein=
IteQten, ~glaubten mir, ooB tie 3uriidz
gegangen p6ren ooer teine Munition
mebr bGtten. Nber ais am Z. Miai
Die 8riguDen 81 uno SO gegen Rriz
tbia DOrgingen, erDffneten bic Siirs
ten Elm furhtDares 6euer aus berbor>
genen @rdben. oeren Gage ni9t ere
mittelt tperoen tOnntc unO beren Oas
Iein ni9t nermutet mor0en mar. @iz
nes unlerer Hegimerter muBte ii9
unter Dem f4redli9en 9agel Der Sc
tuebrs un0 neutrality-suspicious.
Suriid5ieben. Muf benz re9ten SliigeI
iiberI9ittetsn Die Siirten Die 5runaDs
fen nit einem getpoltigen 5euer. Die
2inie pantte, brad uno tam fli9z
tend ben Mb6ang berunter. Sin Sell
Der Jlii4tlinge brad brett Our4 Die
2tnie Der NaOalbipiion. Oos
Teuer mar unertrdgli9 unO es ipar
ni9t mOsIi4, ibre 8atterien gu err
ritteln.
4ae 8eri9te bon Der 5ront erpies
fen bic auberOroentIi4 groBe S9pies
rigteit bic fetnOli9en SteIsn feit>
aultelen un0 anougreifen. Oie S9it>
3engrGben unO Mal9inengetpebre, bic
in oi9tem @sitriipp unb in S9lu9>
ten OerbOrsen paren. tonnten AUDI
our9 i9nerites @efdib ni9t beI4ds
6igt neroen. Seoer Mann muBte
ein3eln 0ura uniere Snfanterie anges
griffen peroen. @s mar beutliG, DaB
bic MOral oss Jeinbss our4 infer
@eI9ibfeuer. 10 beftig es uu9 mar,
ni9t er19uttert tperoen tonnte. 9ie
Siirten fo4tsn nit auBerfterS apferteit
uno @ntiAIoNenbeit, ibre 4rtiGerie
arbeitete meiterbaft. Sic f9loB nur,
fpenn es u%nbebingt ttDtig mar, nm
oas tpeitsre 8orrude1 Der 5~ran3olen
auf unlersm re9tsn Jliigel oosr unIer
tigenes 0orgeben gu bin0ern. @nts
ipeOer batten lie nidt bel Munition
ooer fie fiir9teten. ibre Stelung uns
Ieren S9iffsgeidiben gu Derraten.
Mm 8. Mai nonten nn1ere Srups
pen. obpobI iie Ourd MnItrengungen
erinattet paren. bic gntf9eioung ber>
6sifiibren. Ser Gampf begann nit
einem u~nerbOrten Jeuer aus Sen
S9iffsgei9iiBen. bann griff Die Sns
T%anterie on. Mber Der 5einD NOR Bee
reit. Sobolb uniere Golbaten bic
0edung perlieBen. erbob iiA elm nuhs
rer Sturm bon @epebr~ Nno Mas
I9inengelpebrfeuer aus @rdben, See
itriipp uub S4lu4ten. Die 4rtilerie
perIu9te pereebens. hiefes Seuer mics
bcroubalten. Sruppen f4mol8en uns
ter Dem i9redlihen stugelregen meg.
IS purbe Elm betrd9tliAes 8orriiden
9egen &ritbia errei9t. ober S9lieBli4
lDar man IN sinem Yuntt angelongt,
no es unmDglid mar. ~potpdrts Su
tpmmen. Die 9offnun9 muBte aufs
9egeben fperosn, 8ritbia unmittelbar
gu eritiirmen. Die Jran3oisn batten
Die 9lei4e @rfaErung gema9t.
Sdliebli9 iegte Die Ounfelbeit Dem
&f ein @noe. Wir batten iiber>
al Elm lueni9 8ooen e%eponnen, aber
oas 3iel oes &fes niat errei4t.
Washington Journal., 1915-08-13

2atonii@. @Ommsrgalt:
.Mos 1T Dos fir cine @erpflegung,
&e1ner2 Sd merbe aue Sage lei4s
teri"
.8eTdneren sic fi9!"
Der peruItte Conn
ta9siGger. .Mas, 9err Miils
Ter. Sic fin6 'bsute, Donnerstag,
auf Der Sasb?! Sic nader ia bas
Wil0 in Der s3eit gang irre!"
Washington Journal., 1915-08-13

mid brouf ssFreut BEN, meins ga
mild pioOsr gu febn; i9 i'm fdubr
henn mid bic 2i55ie iiebt, nero ie
for 6reuo trebfg.
Womit ih berbleifpe
Sbns Sbrn lietper
pbtIipp Souerdmper.
Washington Journal., 1915-08-13

SapObl! sd mO6te mir
einen 9un6 taufen. aber feline Steus
er fir i'm aublen."
Damn toufen g ii9 einfa4 ei.
men Holmops."
- MarterI. Serr: .Wos Bee
beutst eigentli@ bies &reu3 I'M
Walbe2"
J0riter: r0ier bat mel @orgGnser
fsi' Nlte tsnnen g'lernt."
Washington Journal., 1915-08-13

= Ginfo@e SADIE. GrGulsin
Rofd: .9ieIer langneilige 9err
Meper beiu9t uns Sag fir Sns!
Wds tue i9 nur, um nidt ale Nbens
De feline fube @eienidaft ~ertrascn az
miifen?!"
n9eirate ibn!" 4 |
Washington Journal., 1915-08-13

Gin garter. .gei msinsm
Mann fam i9 ales erref4en, ipenn
i9 peine."
sd ni9t, oas erinnert i'm b06s
items an Elm Weinreitaurant, unb
bann sebt er FORT"
MiBuer JrGu=
Iein: rDenfen Sic fi9, 9err Miiller.
ueuli9 9ebe i'd, msinea &o0at un<
term Mrm, fpaaieren 49,"
nMb ih gratuliere, GrGulein
Meper! Dubte sarni9t, baB Sic
perlpbt iinb!"
Washington Journal., 1915-08-13

11nfreipiIliges 8 e.
# dnbnis. nMarum babsn sic
benn S6ren f9Hs;oisen GberteGper.
entIaKen?"
nWiFen Sic: Der mar Elm 5,l sroS
Der Sreunb zines guten Sropfens:
unb 70 pas gibt's Bel mir ni9t!"
Washington Journal., 1915-08-13

groBerei! so plDBli9
III SIR Gotte geltOrben, Srau 3om=
meroienrat9"
Song unertportet. Cine Gtunoe
porber aBen mir nod in ben ent3iitz
fen0 renoDierten &Gumen BON Rempf
G &O9er Mutern!!"
Washington Journal., 1915-08-13
9nrdidant.

Der Tn@s fonnte BON feinem Sc
bDl5e aus einen 8auernbDf iiberfeben,
ouf benz ii9 cine fattlide 9ibnerz
fdar tummelte. 60 oft er ben fetten
9abn b~epunberte, lief ibm 0as Wafz
Ter i'm Maule 5uiammen. ct batte
ihn in fem 9era sefAlohen nno bate
ibn germ feinem Magen einDerleibt,
penn Der @odel ni9t alDie3eit gu
pprii9tig getpeien mare.
@ines Sases paste fi9 Reinete Bis
an sic llm3Gumuns bes 9ofes unb
fpra9 gum Sabne: sd meiB einen
Mnser, Ser 1T bon Ser lederiten Hez
genipiirmer. Mas miaft Du bier auf
benz ianbisen Spfe pereebli4 nod
RDrnern i9arreng SoIge mir, i'd
min Did fiibren!"
n8in i'd Dir 10 nod nidt feift ss=
mug, baB Du mid erit mGiten miQF?"
frogte Jpn bas itolae Jeoerbieb.
Washington Journal., 1915-08-13

3peifeIbaff. u. Gin Der
&neipe): u@ie, gu pilft f4On geben9"
49,: rMenf9, bu petBt bod, i9
babe morgen 9o9oett!"
o.: nDesbulb fcIteit bu geroOe
bleiben; tDer ipeiB, Oh gu iibermorgen
nod borfft!"
Washington Journal., 1915-08-13
Mnertennuna.

= Mnerfennung. Der
tleine emil erfdbrt, DOB ieiR Batter
Jelbe bas giierne Rreas betom.
men babe unb gum u~nteroffiaier be.
f0rbsrt pOr6en lei. mSSa". fagt gmiIs
den. rmein papa bere9tist au ben
in0nften 6offnungen!!"