The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-07-10
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lew Fields is incorrisfbie some
timse while his brother-in-law. Bob
llarfss. anA ar other Mon were I'm
pssaasd IN the elevator at the Broad
Wy Theatre Building for three hours
ne other afternoon. Mr.. Fields stood
m ne han and jokvd them. The eae-
vNsor was stuck about eight feet from
- sround floor. Those standing In
shs h1ii could see the feet Of the men
- ne iift The imprisoned men were
~ IN danger. but they were mighty
worn and uncomfortable.
tr. Fields arrived on the scene soon
aftsr the ear stuck and At once don
nel ms kidding clothes"
Hey. Bob" he called. hear tho
latest war newsr
no." srowied Mr.. Harris.
Tho Germans have sent for Q lot Of
Ansrican cowboys"
what forr' demanded Mr.. Harria
TO capture Moscow"
4 chorus Of growls came from the
iift prison. Mr.. Fields laughed and
continued,
Hear about Jep schooieyr'
NO." grumbicd Mr.. Harris.
~Jeps q great baseball fan.
Dreamed the other flight tho umpire
vas robblng the homo team. Sat up
in-bsd and shouted. XIII the umpirel'
T1sn he Jumped out Of bed In his
Aesp and bumped against the wash
stand. Knocked 'he pitcher on and
s1sashed Il all to pieces"
~Whadda carer" srunted Mr..
Harris. 'sF
Nothing. only the crash woke Jep
-. His wife was sitting up In bed.
laughing. Did you XIII the umpirs.
JOf' she asked. what do you think
Jsp answsrsdr"
Curiosity rot the better Of Mr..
Harris and he asked: "whatT"
"Dald he hadnt killed the umpire
bat had smashed the pitcher"
Another concert Of angry howis
cams from the sweltsring men In the
G)eyator, Finally. . man who under
e(A6s Lifts arrived on the scene and
releAsed the prisoners. The last "a
1eAve the car was an old man with
Q lowing white beard. A. he hobblsd
out Mr. Ftslds slappsd Mr.. Harris
% the back.
-That man was q iittie boy when
b entered the elevator. wasn't he.
Dehf" he asked.
'Oh. % 70 Kassss cityl" snapped
NJ. 0Asris.
ANITA oTGWARre SOME"
1Asrs wAs considerable sxcltemen,
~ IL FlatbusA seudio Of the Vita
GSaph Company yesterday when the
SootmAn logged In with . neatly
vnnopod pAOkASe addressed 70 Anits
0toWArt Somehow or other Misa
0toWart, VITO 10 terribly brave In the
Alus. got he tdea that Il was . bomb
and she rsf,aesd 70 open IL Earle
Williams. Paul ecardon. Edward
ElkAB and Ralph Inoe declined TO have
anything to do With the package. Al
thsy all stood looking at It q prop
''z S sSh:i he = w. "a Nobody ain. so,n
ks
ela't no RooshiAn CsAr."
He took the package TO q vacant 10,
~ opened 1.-THE package. not the
lot 4lsa Stewart y now the happy
pooDeaDor Of big bottle OF very ex.
Denslve psrfums
LOVE m the cow COUNTRY.
Jeffrey HedgsA IN actor Just II
from the West picked up Q queer let
~ while tsayersing the main stree
N 9vauston. Wye. two weeks ago. l
roA1D: Der L.: I zee you Il
ctircA Sunday and iaffed at you, bu
yon mover lated back Why not
weed uke 70 no. e;ill luvs you an
u yoa tirn me down for Highpocket
0M hog-tie him and bette his fac
la9 q yeu. You can't mako no full
FoonsAMGNr.
*: 8: r. 4 4: Il: q s. .-.
CRASHING TNg Mvsic.
re esuhsstrA at ne show Ia
night was pretty good except u
taolin oAoe In . With. Tighten Y
0At 2 string. Jeha--DslhA (Tsx
49, oooslP.
poglas Anlssesa hes Osas - 4
: A11pondaAkIa tog q yoot.
Any q. ooett, feemsg1y q 'HoSi
He'd and s0h, o.. Delphinsi"
peeing - - Nah sf tie Aase-
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Ja)1aa Elt,ngSs nsw play. Rshsa'
- bssil July 10.
Wallis ciesk has gene - tAs We
In6lAs TO act In . fln production /,
usaty Theusand Lsasuss Und'
bseethy yardoA and Frank rosar,