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Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11
HUMoR OF THE DAY
she-what's his penchant7

She Whats his penchant?
 He-Antiques-
 She (glaring through lorgnette)-Is that one of them with, him?-Judge.
 oueenie-Have you ever kissed
 OswaId-Is that an invitation or are you gathering statistics ?[The Wid- ow.
 MT. Frontseat-will I have time lo go out and get a drink, usher?
 Usher (referring to curtain)-H won't stay down a minute, sir.
 MT. Frontseat (sharply)s-That's my business.-GaIveston News.
 Captain. there are burglars in a house on Umsteen street"
 Don't bother me with such stuff. I got a raid a lady's euehre game. know for a fact that cash prizes are nal.
 @Yes," said the prince who married Cinderella. fTny wife has the smallest foot in the Kingdom"
 "'Rut she can put it down as hard as anybody" l- Louisville Courier Journal. pher? Is she quick and accurate?".'
 "Yes, sir; she can powder her face. arrange her bracelets and fix her hair quicker than any Photographer l ever had And do 1t accurately, too. - Pittsburg Post.
 Brown should think doctors would be even more tyrannnical and auto cratic than they are.
 Smith-Why so
 Brown-Because all their dealings are with people who are in no condi- ton to fight back,-Ldfe-
 Well. I guess we can safely say this much"
 Say it.''
 After a fellow has been vice pres ident for four years, he ought to come away from Washington playing c pretty good game of golf"
 What are your daughters studying now?"
 Nothing replied Mir. Cumrox They've learnt all about music paint ing an literature. All they've got left to learn Is not to bother people with them. Washington Star.
 Rizzy-Whats the matter, old man, you look worried?
 Ffzzy-I have some cause to. I en- gagged a man to trace my pedigree.
 Bizzy-Well. hasn't he succeeded?
 Fizzy-Suceeeded? l should say he hasI Now, I'm paying him hush mon ey-Philadelphia Evening Ledger.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

q h
 a future serious competition for the beet-sugar industry of Austria. All the fruits of central Europe thrive in the middle Balkan kingdom, and from one of them.s the plun.. is produced a national drink, called shlivovitsa. Sericulture and beekeepihg were en- couraged by the state, and added ma terialfy to the peoples welfare.
 Lack of capital has kept the little Kingdom from taking a prominent part in the world of commerce.; and, until recent years. this lack of capital was due to the facts that the outside world knew little Of Seryia, and that little had been placed before 1t in a way unfavorable to. this peoples interests. The riches of Servia were unguessed, and grave rumors concerning the se- curity of life and property in the state were widely printed in the worlds press Austrians were among the first to take advantage of the country's s richness, and Germans Bulgarians, and Englishmen followed them.'
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11
PoETRY
ART AND WAR;

War has ifs field of b1ood-heart
 brealkikg Var. ...., "nerya syay 1s 1ssN Tnronshoua it's own. mad, self-ex- There. where II rashiy sacrifices nors Than labering Time may ever quite Shall fit, amid red weiter and decay, Strive horribly. but let 1t not essay To enter where Peace guards the Flu
 turess dooFk
 War has no right, nor privilege. nor Tn lives high-de dieated the world tc Through love and hope and the greai All lands to such are Fatherland;
 they lind Tn alien realms loves grateful. wei They. chosen Of the Gods to bless
 mankind!
 Flor ence Earle Coates, in the Bell
 man.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11
What Is Going On Tonight

vaudevilie and Photoplays at the Audi soriurn.
 Moving Pictures at C5,enial Tiseatre, Arthur Chatterdon Co. at Davis The atre
 Ladies Auxiliary, No. 54, 4. OH. meets in Eagles Hall.
 Palmyra Encampment. No. $. Fl. C. U. F. meets in Odd Fellows Hall
 Lafayette Council, No. POT. LUt St. J. B., meets in Foresters Hall.
 Dow Camp. No. 7lS7, R. N. A., meets in Engineers Hall : St. Mary,s Parish Social, Whist and sfj a''s at Pula ski Hall K
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

ReportsS from the cranberry sec tions of Cape Cod. New Jersey and Wisconsin state that. in consequence of the cold weather a few weeks ago, the cranberry crop will be short. Last season there were 625;o00 bar rels from these three sections, but. according to best estimates now, the coming crop will not exceed 100000 barrels
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

masterly photography, beautiful acting and gowns, to say nothing of the mag : nihcent setting which in themselves are sumptuous. Conspicuous in this film drama Is a scene which represents the famous third degree. So haunting is the lighting in the scene that one almost feels the power of hypnotism being used in the wonderful part of the drama Beatriz Miehelena in Lily of Poverty Flats Saturday
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11
Sample Each Free by Mai]
LOST AND FOUND

E0ST-WelshS terrier, male dog, me- diurn size. short tail express tag on collar, with sowner'ss name. Please no- tify and receive reward. F. s. Arm strong. Franklin, Ct. Telephone sLeb- anon Division. nov11d z
 BANkBOOKs LOST-Lost or stolen. passbooks Nos. 11460S and 11Sy42 of The Norwich Savings Society. All per- sons are cautioned against purchasing or negotiating the same, and any per son having claim to said books Is claim to said bank on or before the 27th day of April, 1916. or submit to having the books declared cancelled and extinguished and new, books issued Tn lieu thereof. or the amounts due thereon. paid. oct28Th
 LOST-Sunday. a. shepherd pup brown aGd white. with white stripe dewn nose. Finder please notify Pat rick Sheehan, 332 Central Ave. and re- .ceive reward. .sisi- noy10d
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

getting Eorse. At the edges of her hair and behind her ears seemed to itch and
 burn awfilily. Shc would wake up out of her sleep and cry and rub her face until 1t would bleed. At times it seomed to. go in under Sfle .sJxia. then ft
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

Photography has discovered the depth to which. the suns rays pene- trate water Five hundred and thirty feet below the surface darkness was much the same as that on earth on a clear but moonless night.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

would break out just Ike . burn. The skin would scale up and peel or. Sho was fretful 1. and scratched.
 "I was given two kinds of ointment and I also used others all without success. saw an advertisement of Cuticura Soap and Ointment in tho paper and sent for a free sample. When had used these with large cake of Cutfcura Soap and soene Cuti- cure Ointment baby's face and head were we'll, tsigned) Mrs. Claude Cox. October 16. 1914.
 Sample Each Free by Mail
 with gap. Skin Book on request. Ad- dress postcard "Cuticnra, Dept. T, Boa- Con-" Sold throughout the world.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11
Attenuation and Allied Pains-They
 Muat Col

The congestion of. the blood in it's flow causes pain Sloans Eminent the blood to flow freely, The body's warmth Is renewed: the pain is gone. The man or woman who has rheu- matism, neuralgia or other pain and fails to keep Sloan's Liniment in their home IS like drowning man refusing ropes' Why suffer7 Get a better of Sloan's 25c and soc, s100 bottle holds six times as much as 25c size.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11
Get Rid of Those Poisons in Your
 Systen1f

You will find pr. Kings New Life Pills a most satisfactory laxative in releasing the poisons from your sys- tenn. Accumulated waste and poisons cause manifold ailments unless re- leased. Dizziness, spots before thG eyes. bIaclness and a miserable feel- ing generally are indications that you need Dr. Kings New Life Pills. Take a dose tonight and you wifi expert erence grateful relief by morning. 25c
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

The run of humpback salmon in Washington waters has been large. The United States bureau of fisher iess which hsa been taking eggs of that species at it's stations in that state, reports prospects that the col lections will meet all demands for the season.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11
THE KALEIDOSCOPE

The widows cap is as old as the days of Julius Ceasar. An edict of Tiberius commanded all widows to wear the cap under penalty of a heavy fine and Imprisonment.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11
ANNOUNCEMENTS

New line of all kinds and sizes of dolls at Mrs. Edwin Fay's, Franklin square.
 Best s3.50 gold filled glasses, any. style, $1.a8 Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday. Burnham's, 221 Main street.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

out of the bean oil that is produced there in tremendous quantities. The paint is said to be waterproof and fireproof, as well as cheap and dura-
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11
TO RENT

CHONTAUG-Ten-r cot tage acres land. 1000 feet from ocean and Salt Fund: sown flower and vegetable gardens: hardwood floors. plumbing and heat Renta, $35o. Other. s20a to S4neO. Send for booklet
 FRANK w. GOV. esterIy. R. [.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11
FINE RASH ON }
 BABY'S CHEEK.
Itched and Burned AwfuIIy Behind Ears. Was FretfuI and Scratched.
 Used Guticura Soap and 0int- r1lent. Baby,s Face and Head Wei.

Frankfort. Me..'w When my little baby girl was two months old her cheeks began to break out fn little hne rash and kept
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11
FOR RENT

Stores and Offices in new Thayer Building, Franklin Square. Firs- proof, best of elevator service. iani- tor. Everything up-to-date.
 Apply to WILLIAM F. HILL. Agent. Room 1oa-
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11
The

WALNUT Bedroom Set, Antique Mahogany Dresser. two Cherry Chests, Sewing Table, two Mahogany Mirrors, Drop-leaf Table.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

THERE ls no aaversising medium n Eastern Connecticht equat to The Hul@ letin for busine11 reSu,s~ :.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

WANTED - Position for general housework or laund1 y work. ?4 Union St nOy10d
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Three-piece parlor suit mahogany finish, with tapestry cush- ion; prize SEQ Call at this office.
 noV11d
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

WANTED-A young girl to help in the care of children. Apply to Mrs. w. K Tingley, Broad St. nov11d
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

AMBITIOUS women,s take orders for hs ndk erchiefs; direct from factory; $1o to $40 weekly made Address Nitley Handkerchief Works. Nutley, N. J.
 noV1Od
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

FOR SALE-SorreI mare, 1000 Ibs $40 ii taken at once. Can be seen at 42 Cedar St. noy1ld
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

one square. one upright George C. Thomas. K. D. No. Z, W Hillimantlc. Tel 25I-5. noX10d
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

WANTED-Situation as houseke eeper, by an American woman. Communicate with A. -B. C.. 384 Pleasant St, WiIli- rrlpntic noylOd
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

WANTED4At once, woman 25 to 40 years. for general work in hotel. Apply Attawaugan Hotel, Danielson. Conn. s nov11d
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11
WANTED

YOUNG MAN would Aike room with family having no other roorners; best of references. Address A. H. R.. care of Bulletin. Lnov11d
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

WANTED-A position as cook An nie Deavens, TaftviIle. Ct. nov1Od-
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

TO RENT-Rooms for light house keeping. Inquire 2T Division St Phone
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

LARGE reliable company will pay s2 to sS daily to employed persons for doing little extra work in spare time :; no eanyassing; no experience; no mon ey. required in advance. Palmer Co, g02 w Lake, Chicago, nov11d
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

WANTED - Salesman and collector for Willimantic. Conn. who can speak
 French and English; permanent posi- tion guaranteeo; salary and commits
 sion. Address Box 75, Bulletin Office.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

TO RENT-RDoms with board, Ap- ply Is mulberry St, Phone 6z4.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11
TO RENT

TO RENT-A barn for automobile. also nice clean storage room. Inquire 29 Grove St. octlsTuThS
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

wAN1ED-Steady work by a first class barber. Write, giving wages, to John Toth. 31 Franklin St. novyd
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

SA1 IT TU HIS FACE. IT you nave anything to say to your mule. We hear very little kicking on the quality of that Cobweb Corner six for 25c cigar at Fagan's Smoke Shop. nov9d
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

WANTED-Connecti a or Vermont property in trade for improved business corner located on Vermont Ave, Los Angeles, CaI.1 in answering rive full particulars c. J.: 1443 w, 37 Place, Los Angeles. Cal.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

WANTED-To rent pool table. Michael EItif, 39 North Main St. nov11d
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

WANTED-Live poultry. J. Turnbull wauwecus Hill. Norwich Town. nov11d
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

ROOMS TO RENT in the remodeled house at f2 Durkee Lane. scon1alning IF
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

W8NFED-Raw furs. at g Water Bennett. novSd
Norwich bulletin., 1915-11-11

sALEsAIsN wanted; good trustw worthy men to represent an old established, products in demand by all property holders; we cooperate; liberal pay ev- cry week; start now; write for our special plan. Barnes Bros Nursery Co, Yalesville, Conn. Box T. nov11d ;.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-05-18
ANTH0NY'S HAS
ROOM FOR -FOUR
UNFORTUNATES
Capacity of 0rphange Taxed
to Limit to Take Care Of
Children Of Consolation
Garcia, Left Helpless.

With iis capacity and mean taxed
20 d utmost in earring FOR the 50
orphan children already accepted a.
the institution. ST. Anthony's orphan
age this morning stretched its taut
limit re- little bit further 20 provide
az least a temporary home Tor the
-four unfortunate nulc children of
Consolation Garcia. whoso riotous ca-
reer has left the mother Ia the cnun-
q JAN and the ch idron with rn ore
TO care for them rhr.r father 81 IS
understood. ia at o. sheep camp in
western Socurro county.
ConsulSciau Gatlin. character
with a long record OF minor offcnscg.
recently was sentenced 20 tkirty days
In the county iail hy Judge Craig.
Because 81 the four email children an
appeal was taken In her behalf 90
Judge Raynolds' court. where deci-
sion was affirmed lu the meantime
the police again had been forccd Co
arrest the woman Tor drunkenness.
The four iittic children were left
without food ana with AN indifferent
shelter.
-. Anthouy's was appealed to ANA
created room for the little ones whore
room did not exist The orphanase.
which is now caring for SO children.
Practically an 81 them strict charity
cases. can only care for these four
children for e nttle time aud help
for them Is seriously needed.
The help volunteered hy ST. An
thongs in this particularly ugly case
SIS q striking illustration Of the SPLEEN
did work the Institution ls doing. De
pendent almost entirely upon the
The contributions of the benevolent
for maintenance, tho good Sisters
have manarcd 20 provide food aud
clothing for "a literal house FUN of
iittic ones, and is giving Thorn the
foundations OF an education. The new
law permitting counties Co pay tur
maintenance OF dependent children Is
h%eginning Co hcip thc institution %
very little; but ID needs and merits
Immediate and general assistance ana
backing. u 30 doing "a splendid work
Tor New Mexico.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-05-18
BIDS FOR WORK ON
Y.M.C.A.B BUILDING
CALLED FOR
Construction of Association
Home Soon to Begin; City
Gets Old Bandstand; Pay
ments Due.

The Y. N. G. 4. forward movement
is under way. Bios have been called
for oy the directors, and contracts for
the construction Of the proposed
building at Central avenue and First
street viii soon be awarded.
The old Santa Pc bundstand, which
stood on the lot. was taken away yes
terday. The Santa Fo gave b. Co the
city when BE- formally passed utle to
the lot Co the y. M. g.. g.. The city
has put q zap ln Highland park.
The third payment go the suhscrip-
lions Co the =. NJ. G. A.. fund fell due
last Saturday. some OF the subscrIb-
crs have not set paid the installment.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-05-18
SUNDAY WILL Be
4 BIG DAY FOR
k. OF c.
Convention TO Be Held
at Santa Fe; Francis E.
Wood of This City, to Pre-.
side.

Numbers Of Albuquerque members
OF the knights Of Columbus are plan
ning 20 nttSnd the state convention
OF the order Ia Santn Re next sunday.
Francis r.. wood 81 this city vii, pre-
side owe the convention ANA take a
prominent part In coa,-rring the third.
degrcc on q large class - candidates
He o. state deputy. and htaa % the
Nnight1 in New Mckee.
BEFORE the state convention next
sunday there viii be a special mass
in the cathedral for the Columbus
Knishts. TN mass Will De at .
O'Clock. At 10 o'clock the convention
viii open.
4 clnss OF 80 candidates viii he in
itlated in the first degree saturday
nlght hr the Sahtn Fc degrce Team.
The class viii be given he second
degrco sunday AFTERNOON 1y the santa
Fe team. and after the second dcsree
the higrcs. and most solemn of the
degrees. tho third. viii be eNempll-
special team.
In the evening will Doe held tho ban
auct q which tho santa Pc council
has invited an delegates and visiting
knights.
During the present week there is a
retreat ON az Santa Re, ia which "a
number of Hnights are taking part.
one of the chief events of the COn-
vcntion viii bc the unwilling sunday
of % bronze statue to Archbishop
Lam, boz front oi me cathedral Arch
bishop Pitiyui win conduct the cNor-
cIses.
The Santa Fo railroad Will issue
oortidcntos to knights going tu Santa
Pc Ca the convention and 30 nus %
the certificates are issued. they viii
ho redeemed ON a basis OF ono fare
Iud "a third for the round trip.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-05-18
ALDERMAN POINTS
OUT WAY TO GET
POL|CEWOMAN
Simple Matter of Providing
Her Salary Will Sweep
Away All Difficulties; City
Attorney Prods Heyn.

How the femlnists and welfare
workers can bring about the appoint
ment 81 a policewoman was indicated
BY Alderman J. 4. skinner. chair
man OF the ordinance committee. az
last nights council meeting A petit
tion had been read asking FOR the
appointment Of q woman officer.
"If' said Alderman Skinner,
they'll pay her. Il will be- al right. POI
chnirman George C.. Scheer. 81 the
police committee. couidn't see any
other way 10 provide for a police
weraan. city finances we're al too
low an cbb FOR an additional police
salary.
III we nut on a woman" he said.
well have 10 take on q man,
"We don't want a woman on the
force. anyhow" said Alderman steve
Coen. The petition was turned over
10 the police committee.
Under suspension OF rules an ordi-
nance was passed requiring trolley
ours To stop when a fire engine am
swering an alarm approached. The
motorman il liable "a a fine up TO
500 for violation OF the ordinance.
The ordinance requiring automo-
RAiAaA" ~ MNN NAAANANAN WI ANNAN M'MN
lights In town was passed on second
reading. Alderman skinner voted
against q. He said he had heard
mnny protests agains, u. The chief
objections. he said. were that IL would
put many car owners 20 expense and
make the lights too feeble. Auto
owners will have an opportunity 20
register protests with the council
aMI.. ~. Hm
third reading az the next meeting.
Mandamus proceedings will not be
necessary TO make County Assessor
Fred Heyn 80 after the occupation
tax In town. Heyn consented, after o.
visit from city Attorney T. y. VIII
kersOn. according TO the latter's re-
port last night. 10 appoin; city Clerk
Thomas Hughes a deputy. The APP
pointment will give Mr.. Hughes all
the authority he needs to collect the
tax.
Chief Of Police McMnnn reported
that he had taken up with Georgc
R%orlingion. the traction company re-
the subject OF long waits ny
AZ the junction point at Second
anG Central avenue. Cars. %
was stated. frequently stood at the
corner hut uuHltrl IN thf CITY lNl
minutes. interfering with the
flow OF traffic 10 an appreciable cx-
Tho Petition for Policcwomnn.
The text Of the petition for app
OF a p-olicewoman followa
May n. 1913.
Honorable Mayor and Members 81
the City Council;
Gentlemen; After careful lnycstl-
and due consideration we SEQ
and feel the immediate need Of "a poo
licewoman la A~lbuquerque.
Therefore, we the undersigned re-
.spcctfully petition your honorable
body to add 90 your present police
force a woman with FUN police power.
JOHN MlLNE.
Supt. Public schools.
JESSIE N. sTROCP.
(Mrs. \. b
Pres. Tuesday cub.
q. - .CTSHMAN.
Pres. Commercial club.
MARGARET T.. MEDLER,
Pres. Woman's club.
n. s. LITHGOW.
Pros. Retail Merchants Assn.
y. W. GTLTNER,
Pres. civic League.
C.. T.. HODGGN,
Dean University.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-05-18
WISHED SHE !
COULD Die
And Be Free From Her TrOsbIes,
but Finds Better Way.

Columbia, Tenn.-"Many a fine"
gays Mrs, Jessie Sharp, n this place,
p" wished I would die and be relieved
Of my suffering, from womanly troubles.
] Could not get up, without pulling a
something 10 help me, and stayed in bed
most Of The Time. ! could not DO my
homework.
The least amount OF work tired me
CIT. Ny head would swim, and would
bcmble Tor an hour OF more. Finally.
took Cdfdu, the woman's tonic. and
am not bothered with pains any more.
and ! don't have 10 10 to bed. In iaci,
am sound and well Of all my troubles
Cardui goes 70 ali the weak spois and
helps % make Them strong. II acts With
naiirc-nOt against her. II Is for the
tired, nervous, irritable women, who feel
as u everything were wrong, and need
something 20 quiet their nerves and
strengthen tne worn-oni system.
n You are q woman. suffering from any
Of ihe numerous symptoms OF womaniy
trouble. take cafdui. 1t VIII help you.
Al al druggists.
wa, esy chsnanooga ne6icins Co. Ladies'
ADVISOR psu. ChafAnoofa. Tenn, iof Agnssi
I~rss.d.-e "a yoaf case end ~ raee bccA. Hens
Ii oalmaaa ~ NomaA. " pAln NfaSse. NC. lts
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-05-18
LINING EN- OUT


In the light OF Albuquerque batting
averages FL Phso's demand that the
Dukes be trimmed. pruncd or other
wise mutilated seems reasonable
enough.
Having heard rumors OF the Fn-
rcrc Aihuqaeraueus. John McGraw
has quit repiBing over Benny Kaun.
DICK Kinseiia has packed his grip.
stuck a ticket 60 the southwest next
10 his pad Of contract blanks. and ~
headed this way disguised ~ a soap
salesman from Anburn. n. Y.
-
Charley Murphy ran a shoestring
INTO a million. but Il took him years
10 DO Il. Eagie-cyed young men in
distant points Of rio Grande circuit
scized on Alnuquerque shoestring and
ran il iato o million In less than two
weeks.
III paso government wants 81 UNI
dcrstood hat Il jo.na with Germany
in refusing 90 guarantee safety OF
neutrals found IN war zone on enemy
vessels. Al m~illionaires are warned
Dot 10 take passage On fart liner
Duke city, special ARRANGEMENTS hav-
ing been made to a ~ her scuttled
in the southern war rome.
-----
Ionghorn baseball writer says II
VIII be a hard 500 for Sec. Harris 10
make his Ducal payroll tote up only
Sl.20o a month. Not half as hard,
little one, as tho job business Man
aver Tom Hughes viii have TO dig up
si.20o each ana every month for tho
payroll
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-05-18
PERSONALS

RoaenwalC Bros. have started suit
10 forecloso 70 chattel MORTGAGE given
0y q. ~. aud Elouise Bryant 90 cover
a note for ti00. The mortgage ~ ON
the frame building and contents at
222 West Gold VENUE and a 1919
model Fort automobile.
Cottonwood Grove No. 2, Woodmen
Circle will hold "a regular meeting to-
morrow afternoon al 2:30 In odd
Fellows hall. Visiting members vel
come.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-05-18

Il went down 70 tn Bass BAN Calm
IN other Day an Got moro intrust a
In tn Sollum Phans In tn Gran
Stanr'n J was in IN Plays. They was
wun FelicT which forgot he was in
Fcenix an when a Bali was Nocked
over tn Fence he stood mp an
Waved his Hat an Yelled. set
Down sex tn Foxes neerby: You're
Disutrbin' tn Gain. Tn Runner
can't hcer what tn Cocher is tryin'
TO Tell him, You must a. been
Raised In a Biler Factry. TO make sich
a Racket as this
"They's some kind OF Dope which
is called Pep AT they shoots into tn
Player 10 make Him Play more Feer-
Ger. Bass Ball WON'T never be a
Compieat Suxess In Feenix tll they
Bring in a Bari of this here Pep an
Naxinate Evrybody in tn Gran
stand with IT,"