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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20
INDIAN HAD SENSE OF HUMOR
At Least Enough to Get OFF Good
Joke on the Cross-Examin-
ing Lawyer.

From Fenimore Cooper and other
authorities we have gained the i'm
preston that the Indian is a stolid,
severe individual, with no sense of
the white mans humor, but one red
brother showed himself quite a CIV
ilized joker the other day in the Unit
ed States court at st. Paul. He was
a witness in holly contested case.
and lawyer was after him in the
most approved style to cast discredit
on his testimony After apparently
frightening the Indian with the awful
consequences which would follow the
slightest deviation from the truth, the
lawyer solemnly said:
Now, sir, l want you to tell me the
exact truth, without any shutting or
evasion. 1 want you to look me square
in the eye, and tell me how you get
your living?"
The Indian looked straight at the
lawyer and, with that grave air IA
miliar to all acquainted with the red
man, simply said: Eat"
The courtroom roared and the law
yer let the witness CO.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20
QUIT MEAT If KIDNEYS
BOTHER AND USE SALTS
Take Glass of Salts Before Break
fast II Your Back 10 Hurting or
Bladder Is lrritated-

II you must have your meat every
day. eat it, but flush your kidneys with
salts occasionally, says noted author
ity who tells us that meat forms uric
acid which almost paralyzes the kid
neys in their efforts to expel it from
the blood. They become sluggish and
weaken, then you suffer with duh
misery in the kidney region, sharp
pains in the back or sick headache.
dizziness, your stomach sours. tongue
is coated and when the weather is bad
you have rheumatic twinges. The
urine gets cloudy, full of sediment. the
channels often get sore and irritated.
obliging you to seek relief two OF
three times during the night.
To neutralize these irritating acids.
to cleanse the kidneys and flush on
the body's urinous waste get four
ounces of Jad Salts from any phar-
macy here; take a tablespoonful in a
glass of water before breakfast for a
few days and your kidneys will then
act fine. This famous salts is made
from the acids of grapes and lemon
juice, combined with lithia, and has
been used for generations to flush and
stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to
neutralize the acids in urine, SO it NO
longer irritates, thus ending bladder
weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in
jure, and makes a delightful efferves
cent Whitewater drink.-Ady.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

81 Genevieve, the patron saint Of
Paris. was consecrated at the age OF
seven to the service of religion by st.
Germanus. bishop of Auxerre, who
CHANGED to pass through the village of
Nanterre. where she lived, about four
miles from Paris She acquired a
great reputation for sanctity- The
church of St. Genevieve, completed in
1894, was named In her honor Dur
ing the revolutionary period it was
withdrawn from the service of relig-
ion and called the Pantheon, but was
afterward restored in name and to
ecclesiastical uses
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20
Out of the Frying Pan.

David Starr Jordan, at a peace meet
ing at the Hotel Astor in New York,
said to a reporter:
Half the world at war, and the
counsel we are getting is that we
must arm more heavily. That counsel
reminds me of the African kings.
"An African king Toasted white ex-
plorer royalty. Then, at the end OF
the feast, 800 girls were led forward.
Choose from among these 300.'
said the king, a wife
But the explorer blushed and STAN
mered:
"'Oh, but if 1 took one. then the re-
naming 299 would be jealous
""That is easily remedied.' the king
answered. Take all.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

The highest ambition is the parent
of the truest humility; it makes one
realize that our ultimate aim is so
high that we need power far beyond
our own for the accomplishments of
so transcendent work; that If we
are truly to be co-workers with Al
mighty God himself in the working
out of the great scheme that rules the
universe, the task is far too great for
our unaided efforts. and we may con-
fidently rely upon a power divine to
help us in all our needs.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

It requires q good tonic laxative to
keep the body OF the patient as strong
as possible to counteract the effect OF
the poisons created by the grip bacfI-
lus. An expectorant tonic with some
laxative qualities Is the safest REM
edy. Such is Peruna-
Mrs. Gentry Gates. s219 First Ave,
East Lake. Ala, writes: ST had .
bad case OF grip. tried Peruna and
1T cured me- I can safely say 1t Is q
fine medicine"
Mr.. George E. Law. 1871 ~. Frank.
lin st, Brazil. Ind. writes: ct am
satisfied that Peruna Is q wonderful
remedy for grip. and do most heart.
lily endorse and recommend it.''
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20
IL Puzzled Him.

Silas-I hear your = son left that
small town and went to the city to
have a larger field for his efforts.
Hiram-Yes; and that's what gets
me. When Hank was home a two
acre potato patch was too big a field
for him-Judge.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20
His Mistake.

John" she said to her husband,
who was grumbling over his breakfast,
your love has grown cold"
No, it hasn't" he snapped; but my
breakfast has"
That's just it! If your love hadn't
grown cold you wouldn't have noticed
that your breakfast had.''-Stray Sto-
ries.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20
It Isn,t Being Done Now.

"Jone is so very romantic. She says
she's going right down on her knees
to beg her father to let her marry
Bobby
whats she waiting for?"
For the styles to change"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20
lust Punishment.

Mrs. Hemmandhaw This paper
says a woman burglar was identified
by two missing teeth.
Mr.. Hemmanhaw-Serv her right
for not keeping her mouth shut.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

To work on, serve on, love on, un-
noticed and unpraised, is perhaps the
finest heroism earth can show.-G. H.
Morrison.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20
\ Mean Question.

ct have been to consult a beau
doctor about my complexion"
Does he hold out any hopper?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

Narrow minds think nothing right
that is above their own capacity
Rochefoucauld.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20
Exhausted Itself.

Teacher-Years ago the kingdom o.
Spain ran clear around the world.
Tommy-Who chased it?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20
putting IL Up to Ma.

"Pop!"
Yes, my son."
What is this war about over in
Europe?"
Don't know. my boy, but you might
ask your mother. She knows Iet
about fighting"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

Some family trees need frequent
spraying.-Toledo Blade.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

Maori women, formerly canniba1s.
now vote in New Zealand.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

An insult is only mud thrown at
you, and like mud is best brushed of
when given time to dry.-Ivan Panin.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20
He tfWon" Out,

Were you gambling last night?"
NO, inded. 1t was a donation party
! came away hundred to the good"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

More than $4,000 Jews are in Eu-
ropean armies, it is said.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

Let France have good mothers, and
| she will have good sons.-Napoleon
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

It's as easy to begin loafing as 1t is
hard to stop.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

The Japan Women's college at TIC
kyo has over 200 students.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

A really skillful woman can laugh at
pointless joke just as easy
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

Smile, smile, beautiful clear white
clothes. Red Cross Ball Blue, American
made, therefore best. All grocers. Adv
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

LESSON TEXT Samuel 3:1-13. 19. 20.
GOLDEN TExT-Speak, Jehovah; for
thy servant heareth--I Samuel SO. R. "
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20
HORSES FOR EUROPE

He Had Some.
Mollie-Is her hair all her own?
Chollie-No; I've got lock of it in
my watch she gave me-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

Minds are improved by exercise.
Minds are enlarged by thinking as
muscles by working.-Amos r. Wells.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-02-20

An aeropIane salutes by dipping and
rising in the air.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-28
Assassination of Austrian Arch
Duke and His Vile lust
One Year Ago Today.


One year ago today the Austrian
Archduke. Francis Ferdinand, and his
wife were shot and killed in the little
Bosnian town OF Sera5evo by Garvio
Prinzip- 1t was the act OF Prinzip, 4
poor student. which ultimately result
ed in eleven nations going to war.
These nations are. on one hand. Great
Britain, France, Russia, Serbia, Japan,
Belgium, Italy and Montenegro. and.
On the other. Germany, Austria ami
Turkey. The war 10 date, according
to conservative estimates compiled
from the best available reports. has
caused a loss to the various be1hger-
ents CT more than Six million men.
dead, wounded and prisoners. and
more than five hundred ships OF
these about 1oo were war vessels
Outstanding Results.
Te outstanding results on land are
these:
The greater portion OF Belgium is
under the control OF Germany
Grmany has been driven from the
Far East
Il part of the Dareanelles is in the
possession OF the allied troops
Portions OF France and Russia are
IN the possession OF German troops
A strip OF Alsace has eben taken
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-28
HAIR IS GRAZ;
YOU LOOK Old
Look Young by Darkening
GRAY Hair with Q-BanE
No DYe-Hartnless-

You look prematurely old Il hair
is gray faded wlse thin HIN p ssa9a You
y51f look twelve or fifteen years
To m GER IL YOU darker your gray hair hal
by shsmpooing your aalr and e seIap
pes4orer - II IS the only clean. whole
some. pure ana harmless hair color
TestSrer made. o=Bani Is not a dye,
but acts on the roots, makes gray
hair healthy and changes your gray
hair to beautiful, 1ustrous. SOFT
natural dark shade. darkening your
Fray hair 50 evenly that no one need
SusDectsyou use Q-Ban- Besides g
IAN stops dandruR. itching scalp and
ealing hair, promotes It's growth,
makes hair and scalp clean and 1eel
nne and always darkens gray hair
-Onv SOC for a big 7-oz bottle at Wells
and Hamaker Drug Store, 316 Main
St. Clarksburg. w Va out=of-towni
folks supplied by parcel post Call
o. write. aslks1ing for oBm Hair Color
Restorer. Embellishments.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-28
.A717iDersary of Deed
Which Led to the Var

from Germany.
On the continent OF Africa parts OF
territorial possessions nave been lost
by both sides.
Various island possessions OF Ger
many have been taken by the forces
OF the allies
Italian troops are IN possession OF
a strip OF Austrian territory
The outstanding results at sea are
these:
German and Austrian mercantile
shipping has been driven from all the
open seas.
German and Austrian war vessels
having a total displacement of approx
mately $4,000 tons have been de-
stroyed.
War vessels of the allied nations
having total displacement OF approx
lmately $4,000 tons have been sent to
the bottom.
The greater portions OF the German
and allied fleets in the North sea re-
main intact
Germany Cut on.
Except for Communication through
Holland and the Scandinavian nations.
Germany IS cut on from the rest OF
the world.
Efforts on the part Of the Germans
to place the British Isles in similar
predicament has resulted IN the sink
ing by submarines Of hundreds OF YES
sells flying the flags OF the allied and
neutral nations
The sinking in this manner of the
Cuaard liner, IuSitania. with the loss
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-28

the Russians began retreat from the
Carpathiau passes and while tnfS was
in progress the [Cunard liner, Lust
stania. bound from New York to LIVER
pool was sent to the bottom by a tor
pedo fred by German submarine.
600 lives were lost
IN the disaster.
- Wilson Protests.
The loss OF Americans in the Iust-
tania and other vessels which were
victims OF Germany,s submarine war
fare resulted I'm President Wilson pro-
testing against continuance OF Sucn
tactics.
Austria-Hungary after having deI
nounced early in the month the triple
alliance treaty The declaration or
var was quickly followed by raids
mon the fa1ian coast cities by Aus
TRAN aeropranes. The italian airy
struck across the border into Austria
with Triest and Trent as objectives-
During all this tine the allied war
ships IN the Dardane1les had been,
keeping up practically a-cont1nuous
bombardment Of the short forts NJ
merous wnshtps OF different types
were sunk Transports were hurried
Ia the scene and troops were landed
On June 5 the Austro-Gernaan forces
reoccupied PrzemysL
During June the serbians inansu-
rated a campaign to secure seapoSs
ON the Adriatic- Troops were sent
across the border into Albania. with
the seaport Of Durazzo as an objective
Montenegro also dispatched troops
into Albania. an Independent nation
recognized by the chief powers at the
close o fthe second Balkan war.
Dfr19fble a5rships and aeroplanes
made numerous raids during the win
ter and spring London and warsaw
were the objective OF a number OF
trips made by Zeppelin alrsn1ps, wnlie
PARIS was visited by hostile aero
planes. French and British ai-craft
attacIed varions points In Germany,
dropping explosive and dre ombs
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-28

It's easy 10 clear the house OF
reaches and bedbugs with aGreen
Death,. the never falling yermin de-
stroyer. Spray It into the cracks and
creTices and the bedbugs die Harm.
less to humans or pets-but it gets
the bugs. &c buys q pint squirt top
can-any reliable drug store.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-28


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GER
,.olse q that
+;.1st,-s *. onersttors IN the
49, ~ CO. dss =. ves sttaeSed-
syoyember opened with a. German
naval VICTOR over British squadron
an the coast al c.,iIe ana the Turkish
- az. s3sn,saar sshastaooI Two
I7ays lafer cerman Tarshtos Tentured
from thefr anchorage behind the naval
hase at HeTpoland and bombarded the
Britisi1 coasf in the vicinity Of Var.
month. November 5. Great Britain
-,nd 5E1rance 1ecIared war on Turkey,
.san5. the forts euarMnr the entrance To
fhe Dardane1les were bombarded by a
feet OF allied EngIish and French
warships yOn the north the Russians
reoccrnied IarosIav after several days
~ Senorsous irhtinr = 80
- 60 sc,-S;serg vbtch had been
e-+s4sa-e1f -, Sore;en waters at the
onen;ng ~ the war had BY that time
eiven GOOD account ofathemselves.
the Fm,den operafing in the indian
ocean adjacent waters overlook
80 s,,r1r more tf1an a score OF mer-
<-s,+fIs e5,5ns 5,e1ongins to the uatfons:
e11ias q eaInst Germany before It was
1 fra1Iy nm down and destroyed on
Coos island. IN the Atlantic the
garlsrnl,e and a number Of auxiliary
crufsers performed similar duties
= 80 scor 80 ~ sfins-
: Ssf+ia .novn for winter.
,ssstls, ~: s1,a,1;qar-
On and Tue 80 ~ tI,a5S- 1sosi-
EMS - = "a t;vf+fns
t1ons for rne Wlnser
from Novetnoe. II. 10 1870 in
FORCES scaPSso 1-1e4si.-.eE r .onno
Russian oe1easS ae 4t1e, ~ Tsnders
and hutno- Ane ,seoro1q az
\ k&So-SS- A. 0f
IONS oakins ptaS ,sas,sa,saS;75e5 az
men Oh o9l1 $50, the wfnter.
wounded lntrenensd I e1,s ady 1 min.
the aImles 1as;+foDssf hey
clpaty "1cn no!oin --s+Tisn
had gained N ne Ssiia,za b1e a..
capal +So es7.,y Tsinter months.
tivtty d!1T1ng Ine go s.sie-adee the the
The Austr1ans frsu . md
serbian cap .rs4r o $500 n wheu.
retained II unIl 1890 80 as,I,,Irs , Iarge
after the sel2.ans n.5 a 49, drfven
forces 9L A asus.a a..ss: t t.ry
back INTO tIeL s w. ,5, 80 r +f,. winter
In russa1 $50. bt.s res1,7tine- in
there was severe n lsas Ssad- = gro,1nded
the loss OF M 49, ~ ;-eIma,, aues
and eaptureq, i - Ss, 1Se1tl of and
operannS IN E~1ss 80 ~ vast
dtspatcned aF nussssi<.n Lz,-i1-iIr n RACK
prooortsons, nnai. -: a.
well INTO It's OWL ss,,.ron sig
On the iron
naHy deheatsu sns ~ Chile This
! which was vl Ict31s - ~ +5Ia FalKe
ensasemens eo9 49, 49, cr1isers bonn
land istanos. etaIus..,a e-csTboro,igh
barded Ha GeU armoTed cruiser
and tne-S LII. = the North sea
Biuecer - =, t,,a RritTs6 feet oper-
by secI1on o. LIE - l e-bmaSines ne
at1ns ,s1as4s--, Si,,,-ne- tferwn-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-28

OF more than one hundred American
lives precipirated request upon the
part OF the United States that such
practices Insofar as they might men-
ace Americans, be stopped
Prinzip;s crime was committed on
June Is. An investigation disclosed
what was alleged to be proof that the
assassin was the tool Of a group Of
Serb1ans On July %, after consider
able correspondence and negotiations
an ultfmatum was sent to Serbia by
the AuStro-Hungar government,
which Serbia declined to meet. a
week later general mobilization OF;
Russian troops along the German Dor
der was ordered and the following day
Germany declared war on Russia The
news of that event Was followed IN a
few hours by the announcement that
a general mobilization had been OF
dered by the French cabinet
British U1fimafum Rejected.
On August . German troops entered
Luxembough and Germany demanded
free passage through Belgium to the
French frontier This was refused
and two days later Great Britain de-
spatched to Germany an uftfmatun
demanding that the neutrality of Bel
GUM be maintained. The u1timatum
rejected German forces attacked
Eege On the same day President
Wilson issued a proclamation OF neu-
traIfty
The following day saw the declare
ton by Great EBritain of state of
war with Germany, and two days later
French invaded southern A1saces
These events were quickly followed
by an affirmation on the part OF Italy
for her neutrality. by an Austrian IN
rasion of Serbia and by the sending
by Japan Of an u1tir1atum to Germany.
This had to do with the German pos
session Of Kiao-Chow OF which Using
tau was the port
BY August IL the first British ex-
pedtionary force had completed its
landing in France and on that day
there began also fierce battle on the
Jadar between the Austrian and Ser
ban troops. Victory was with the
Serbian arms after five days Of fighting
and the AuStrians we're routed
In the meanwhile the battle of Lor-
raine had opened and the German
troops had entered Brussels, the Bel
Sian capital.
A few days later, August %. the
victorious Germans entered Namur
and began an attack on-Mons, defend
ed principally by the first British e1-,
peditlOn2ry force. Ine ueXL=day the
British troops began retreat from
their position and from then on until
September 10 the German troops drove
through France under the leadership
Of General Won Kluck. Zeppe1inS BON
barded Antwerp; the French were
forced to evacuate sfp1hausen; the
Germans took and swept over Longwy
and reached Sen1is, thirty miles from
Paris. where the soiumns swung to
the eastward. The French government
fed to bordeaux
In the meanwhile German and Aus
TRAN troops had met the Russians. a
victory at Kasnik vas announced by
the Austrian government On August q
while on August % the German army
under General Won H1ndenberg defeat
ed. another Russian force In battle at
Tanneburg. which lasted three days
Iouvain was burned by the Germans
on the same day that the japanese
blockade OF Tsingtau was begun The
blockade was maintained more than
two months before Tsingtau surren-
dered-
Battle Of Mame-
Two days after the French govern
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-28
Battlc 81 Marne.

Two days after the French govern
Inent moved to Bordeaux the battle OF
the Narne was begun few hours be-
fore Russian troops succeeded in oc-
ccDying. Lemberb, the capital OF Ca
Ecia-
Before the French and British
troops. the Germans in France were
forced to retreat as far as the Aisne
Events of the next few days included
the bombardment OF Rheims BY the
Germans. and the sinking BY a German
submarine of the British cruisers,
Aiboukir. Cressy and Rogue On the
same. day the Russian troops attacked
RrzemysT and took Jaroslav-
British troops from India were
landed from transports at Marseilless
on September 20 and we're inmed-
ately dispatched to the northward.
ton the Germans had inaugurated a
siege OF Antwerp which resulted IN
the Belgian government moving from
Chat city to Ostend Two days later the
cmbardment Of Antwerp began The
Belgian government remained at Os-
tend for about week and then re-
moved to Havre. FTance Forty-eight
hours Iate- the Germans captured os-
tend. Meanwhile the allied troops
occupied Ypres. and desperate battle
had begun on the vistula river. Ger
man assaults upon the allied Lines he
tween Ypres and Nieuport crnsated
for a week and then weakened
The Germans operating IN Russia
meantime hadheen defeated Gftera ten
DAYS battle before Wassaw-
In, snEca revolt and mutsrS broke
out These disorders were ieaded by
The Dickinson press., 1915-11-06

the grass under completely. The plow
should be followed within a very few
days by a disk harrow with disks set
nearly straight to avoid inverting the
sod. The purpose is to fill the spaces
between the furrow slices, thus stop
ping the free circulation Of air. Fol
lowing the first disking the land should
be double disked frequently enough to
prevent the appearance above the sur
face Of any quack grass leaves. This
will be twice a week in warm, moist
seasons and once a week when the
weather is drier. The disking should
be continued until growth ceases, usu-
ally from six to eight weeks. To make
sure of eradication it is well to disk
occasionally until freezing weather in
the fall.
The following spring cultivation
should begin early and be continued
at intervals Of a week or ten days IN
til from May Is 10 rs. when the field
may be planted thickly to ensilage or
fodder corn. Thorough cultivation of
the corn, with hand hoeing where oc-
casional plants appear in the rows,
should complete the eradication, but
extreme w~atchfulness is required to
get all Of the plants.