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Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
FAIR FEATURE ACTS.

Four big free vaudeville acts to be
presented on a monster stage at the
Mexico Fair will be among the inter
esting features this year. Posters
announcing these acts will be issued
within a few days. The Alferetta sis
tiers, world famous aerial queens, pres
ent a trapeze act Of unusual merit
and said to be not only thrilling but
beautiful.
Martyr & Florence, comedy Jug
glers, have something new to offer in
the overcoming of gravitation. Rhue
Bros, comedy bar artists will present
an extremely clever act and the two
Vincettis close this feature Of the
program with a comedy tumbling and
balancing act. Several other acts,
unusual for a Fair, will likely be an
nounced 500
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
RuRNEp BY LIVE WIRE.

Clarence Carroll, Is year old son of
Mr.. and Mrs. Jas. Carroll is cover
ing nicely from the shock and burn he
received at Daniels & Cass' "Fix-It"
shop, when he caught hold Of a live
wire on last Tuesday.
Only the presence of mind of Frank
Cleveland, another young boy saved
him from a serious injury. The boys
wer fixing a bicycle. Clarence was
holding the light so that Frank could
see better. Cleveland was called to
the door and when he returned he
found Clarence on the floor and
screaming. The switch was at the
other end of the room SO without hes
itating he jerked the wire from the
ceiling.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
MISS RAssFoRp TO WE'D.

Mr.. and Mrs. Homer Bassford of 8
Shaw Place, st. Louis have just an
nounced the marriage Of their daugh-
ter, Miss Florence, to William 7. Nor
in, Thursday, August 10Th.
Miss Florence is a very accom-
pIished and talented young lady. She
is a graduate Of Washington Univer-
sity, st. Louis, a member of Kappa
Alpha Theta sorority and a grand
daughter of j.. C. B%assford, of this
city.
Mr.. NORM is a successful young
business man of northern Iowa. Mr..
NORM attended Ames College for a
number of years and is a Phi Gamma
Delta.
The Ledger joins in extending con-
gr~atulations and best wishes in ad-
! vance.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
CONCORD MEMBERSHIP.


Mr.. Editor:
Auxvasse, Mo-, August !, 1910
AS by request Of the writer of the
record of Concord Presbyterian
church allow meto say the history OF
said church is as near correct as it is
possiSle to write it at the present
time.
There is an error in the member
ship, and feeling it is due the writer
the church, editor and the public, |
will furnish you a full list Of the mem
bership as. it was at that time
List Of names of members,
John A. Y. Boyd, w. Ed. Boyd,
Frank Boyd, Miss Virginia Ella Boyd
Mrs. Mollie Baynham, Miss Bessie
Raynham, Miss Virginia Baynham,
Miss Callie Baynham, Miss Katherine
Baynham, John w. Bailey, Mrs. May
Bailey, Charles Edward Holt, Mrs.
Florence Agnes Holt, Thomas Hite,
Mrs. Oretta r. Hite, Noble Hite, Mrs.
Katie Ethel Hite, Homer Hite, Miss
Ruth Bailey, James I. Bailey, j. Y.
Berry, Mrs. Bessie BARLEY, Mrs. Elva
Bell, Emmett Fred, Henry Fred, Sid
new Gilmore, Mrs. Eula Bell Gilmore
Mrs. Susie Holt, Joe P. Holt, W. Ed
McPheeters, Mrs. G. S. McPheetersi
Miss Miriam (Pet) McPheeters, Tru-
man Moore, Mrs. Mary Musgrove, VI
lis Musgrove, Miss Florence Mus
grove, Mrs. 0retta Hite, Thomas Z
Henderson, Mrs. Nancy Henderson
John Keelon, Miss Rosa Keelon, Rob-
ert Leeper, G.. c. Lawrence, Mrs. Mel
lie Lawrence, Edward @. Lawrence
Miss Hattie l.. Lawrence, Miss Mary
Lee Lawrence, j. j. MePheeters, Mrs
M. j. mcI HeeIeI5i D. w VIZ
O. R. McPheeters, j. 7. McPheeters
Mrs. Grace McPheeters, Miss Mar!
L. McPheeters, Miss Jessie B. Nc
Pheeters, Miss Fannie Womack, Mrs
Talitha X. Kennon, Mrs. Georg'
Hitler, Miss Stella Hitler, Elby Mus
grove, Mrs. Addie Mcdonald, Pau
Raymond Mcdonald, >Miss Katie b
Mcdonald, George Robert Mcdonald
Mrs. Annie Martin, Mrs. Sophron'
Northcutt, Omer MCGOWAN, Joe No
vie, Mrs. Annie Movie, Arch Rude
James Smith, Mrs Martha Smith
Edward w. Smith, Mrs. Ada Smith
Lester Smith, Miss Edna Saterfelt
Mrs. Polly Ann Wilson, Mrs. Mallsir
Womack, Mrs. Bell Woods, Mr.
Junie Maxey Conner, Mrs. Sadi
Hitler, Miss Mable Hiler.
Written as by request.
j. J. McPheeters,
NJ, r. F. D. No. 3, Auxvasse, Mo.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
MISSES sPRouL TO LEAVE

Miss Carrie Sproul, n Of Mis-.
souri's coming writers and her sister,
Miss Elberta Sproul. d most talented
Musician, leave the last of August for
Salisbury where they will make their
future home. They have purchased
the Lyric moving picture, theatre, in
that city, from Mrs. Hammond, Of
Mexico, and will take actoive charge
of the management. They will also
open a Commercial college and Miss
liberia will teach music.
Both of the Misses Sproul are tai
ented women and their loss will be a
distinct loss to local educational cir
icles. sproul academy has been n
of the best private schools in central
Missouri. The Ledger joins their
many friends in wishing them much
success in their new home. They will
take charge Of the theatre September
l. Miss liberia Sproul will continue
her music class in this city.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05

guests Mrs. George Cave and SON.
Other guests were Mr.. and Mrs. w.
E. West, Mildred West and Miss Min
ME Harrison.
The officers and teachers Of the
Primary Department Of the First
Baptist Church Sunday School held
their monthly meeting Friday evening
ing in the form of a picnic on Har-
din campus. Their guests were the
Rev. DIN Green and family.
Miss Mildred Tralle gave an Or
pheum party Monday evening in hon
or of her guest, Ralph NJ. G. Smith, of
Carthage. Other guests were Misses
Lady Fonville and Mary Gay Fon-
vile, Mary Lee Burks, and Jeanette
Bragg; Messrs- David MsClun
Bryan Atchison. William Greer,
and Minter Bragg After the
show, Miss Tralle took the
guests home with her for refresh
ments, and to spend the remainder Of
the evening.
Monday night a jolly bunch motor
ed to Moline where they enjoyed a
picnic lunch. Those in the party
were: Misses Dorothy Wofrell, Ruth
Jesse, zenia White, Mildred Pearl,
Messrs. Chas. Guthrie, Rodes Jesse,
Ben Locke, Morris Dry, and Orlando
Worrell. Mr.. and Mrs. Sum Sharp
were the chaaperones.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Sharp gave a pic
mic at East Lake Tuesday 10 the fol-
lowing young friends: Mabel Threl-
keld, Zenia White. Dorothy Worrell
Mildred Pearl, and Ruth Jesse; Mes,
srs Minter Bragg, Clarence Myers,
Morris Dry and Rodes Jesse.
Misses Evalyn Threlkeld, Mildred
Jesse, Mary and Caroline Worrell
and Mildred Pearl are in Centralia
to spend the weekend with Mr.. and
Mrs. G. L. Denham.
Miss Susie Ringo returned Friday
from a pleasant week visit in Kansas
City.
Col. Fred A. Morris and wife are
home from California, where they
have been spending the past month.
Miss Ped Harrison has as dinner
guests on Tuesday, Mesdames Geo
Cave, G. D. Rodgers and William
West.
Misses Ruth and Mildred Cook
spent last week with Mrs. Edwin
Weber in Vandalia.
Mrs R. A. Maxwell and daughter
Violet and Mrs. Jake Atchison spent
Friday in Laddonia the guests Of
Mrs. ]. L. Shobe. They report a de.
lightful day with Mrs. Shobe in hei
beautiful little home and with hei
two sweet little girls.
Mrs. George Cave and son, Ry.
Hand, have returned to their home il
Galesburg, ILL.,, after a visit to Mrs
Caves brothers, c. d. Rodgers ant
R. d. Rodgers.
Miss Trix Plunkett is visiting il
San Antonio, Texas. She expects Z
go with the McIlhenney's to Corpui
Christi to spend the month Of Au
gust.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Sell Fair Booths.

The twelve booths under the I'M
phitheatre at the fair grounds sold
Saturday for 1854. The bidding was
slow and the booths brought less than
during previous years.
Those buying booths were:
No. Leonard Coatsworth, $40.
No. 2-Christian Church Ladies,
$50.
No. Silks Lodge, $40.
No. lotto Byars, $24.
No. Sired Ferris, SIS.
No. CIV. W.. Johnson. SIS.
No. flames Hamilton, SIC.
No. Soto Byars, $40.
No. Wv. w. johnson, Sl1.
No. 10-J. G. Ford, $t4.
Booth under front steps, Nelson
Carter and Bryan Atchison, SIG,
Seating privileges over the secre-
tary's stand, Ryland Rodes, $50.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Rows are Fined $50.

Leslie Phillips and Bryan Mar
shall, each is years old, who were in
jured last week, when the Ford car
belonging to A. T. Ankrom which they
had taken for a JOY ride turned turtle,
pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor in
the Circuit Court, Friday, and were
each fined $50 and costs. Forty dol
lars of each fine was stayed.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
WANTS GOOD ROAD
CONNECTING WITH MEXICO
Automobile Owners Of Monroe County
Capitol Form Mud Hole Club and
Plan improvements.

A Mud Hole Club has been organ
lied by the Paris, No, automobile
owners and one of their plans is a
better road between that city and
Mexico. The following from the
Paris Appeal viii be Of interest re-
garding the movement and the work
planned.
"Paris automobile owners will prob
ably organize a Mud Hole Club within
the next week or ten days. The idea
originated at Nevada and Is being
pushed by State Highway Commits
sioner Buffum. The Club undertakes
to eliminate ali mud holes and small
defects in roads within its territory
when the local overseers cannot find
time or men to do the work. At Ne
vada members Of the Mud Hole Club
have kept eighty miles Of highway
free Of mud holes all the season. When
one develops a load Of men with picks
and shovels Is sent out to fill the hole
and open the bitches OF either side.
There is reason to believe that every
automobile owner in Paris and vici-
nifty would join such a club. Ray Bas-
sett, just back from a trip through
Kansas and Nebraska is enthusiastic
about the idea. He says organizations
along similar lines have been perfect
ed at many places he visited and that
results have been all that could have
been desired. "A well graded and
properly tended road between Monroe
City and Moberly and another from
Shelbina to Mexico would bring scores
of machines through Paris every week
and the owners Of these machines
would leave a lot of money with Mon
roe county people," says Ray"
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Warning to Threshers.

All parties operating threshing ma
chimes are hereby notified that any
violation of the road law, especially
crossing bridges and culverts with
out planking will be prosecuted to
the full extent of the law. Will pay a
liberal reward to anyone who will
furnish convicting information.
Mexico Special Road
District Commission.
dw1 By E. X. Hulen, Overseer.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
NIKE oUINLAN E 4

Mike d. Quinlan, 81 years old, died
Sunday morning at 9 o'clock at the
home Of his brother, Dan Quinlan.
The funeral was Thursday morning
at $3.50 from st. Brendan's church.
Father J.. J. Dillon had charge
of the services. Mr.. Quinlan was
brought home from Rochester, Mimi,
a few days ago where he had been at
the Mayo Bros. hospital. However,
they could offer no hope for his recov-
cry and he was brought home.
Besides his brother, Dan, he leaves,
two other brothers, James and John
and a sister, Mrs. Frank Mudd, all OF
this county. Mr.. Quinlan was pop
ular with a wide circle Of friends and
the news of his death will be gener-
ally regretted. The Ledger joins in ex'
tending sympathy to the bereaved.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Miss Jewell Taft Married.

Miss Jewell Taft, of Hannibal, Mo-,
formerly of Mexico, was recently mar
ried to Henry Brakil, Of Springfield,
Ill. Miss Taft was known here as
Mrs. John Meadows. She was grant
ed a divorce from her first husband
in the Audrain County Circuit Court,
several years ago. Mrs. Brazil has
many friends in Mexico all Of whom,
with the Ledger, wish her and her
husband much happiness through life.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Getty
N Miss Marie Rose
4 Phone GIL.

retting all eonceited about
IN column. Colonel White
think il is only one tiny
Of the newspaper, but not
|she whole newspaper for did
h his faithful readers tell me
hit he ought 70 pay me more
be- his paper on Saturday for
Nv column was all there was
rben from far and near comes
pme news that ell the former
Is read the society cofamn
absorbing interest. Some
ven subscribe for the Satur-
er and none other. so many
,wn people have recently told
they enjoy my editorials and
appreciate il. want my
while ! am living for | can't
EN- after I am dead
going away for a prophet
honor save in his own
! and perhaps the Colonel will
my ability when ! come
will be hack though, for you
the parlance Of the day
j come back"
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Mrs. Carr Entertains.

Sam Carr and family entertained en-
the Goth in honor Of Mrs. Carr's Sis
tiers, Mrs. S. B. Billiard and Miss
Clara Ward of Ashley Boone County.
Refreshments were served. Those
present were; Misses Clara Ward,
Ruth Reed, Grace Guthrie, Mabel Hol-
man, frankie Billiard, Mrs. S. B.
Billiard, also Messrs. Mack Guthrie,
hurry Reed, W. C. offutt Harley
Rodecape and Harry Lawrence, be-
sides homefolks,
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05

Miss Florence Ford left Satur-
day for Kansas City to meet Mr.. and
Mrs. S. Hamilton. She will accom-
pany them to Eugene, Oregon and
make them an extended visit.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Mrs. W. H. Turner Injured.

Mrs. W. H. Turner mother of Mrs.
W. w. Williams, fell Monday morning
and broke a small bone in her left
leg. Mrs. Turner though painfully
injured is getting along nicely.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Band Concert Saturday.

The Mexico band will give its
regular weekly band concert
Saturday evening from 7 to $3.50.
The people in the county are es-
pecially invited to be present.
These concerts will be every Sat
urday evening during the re-
mainder of the summer.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05

Sophia McCloskey to A. 0. Began,
Warranty, Consid. $3.50 Int in W "
of NE Of 2-51-6.
N. S. Bland to w. A. Montgomery,
Warranty, Consid. $4,000 W " Of
NV Of 32-52-11.
L. W. & M. E. Criswell to Herman
Ebert, Warranty, Consid. $1.00 w go
A of Sc and E 20 A Of SW of 1869.
j. W. Gallaher & ]. E. Streif to
Robt. L. Miller, Warranty, Consid.
$500 NE NE of 80 and N 80 A of
sw NV of S4-5S-9.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05

James H. Rowland, Of Shreveport,
La, spent several days visiting his
parents, W. P. Rowland and wife, and
the E. NJ. Rowland family while on his
way from the Schriners convention
at Seattle, Wash. Mr.. Rowland had
charge Of the Louisiana delegation,
being at the head of the Schriners at
Shreveport.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05

Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Crawford, of
Abilene, Texas. arrived Saturday TO
spend a few weeks with Mr., and Mrs.
f. R. Sanford.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Arthur Rachel
Interpretive Readingr

Who viii present at Chautauqua a
true rendition Of ''The Melting Pot"
a great picture of our Beloved United
States.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05

lille I am away / win leave the
N column in capable hands. Miss
keth Parker will look after the
4 functions and ] am sure the
Nav paper will not suffer on ac-
y Of my absence. II you have a
or give a party or attend a din
ease call 1888 and tell all about
ss Parker will appreciate your
4 her Instead Of her having to
u. Luck to the new society re-
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
MUSIC HATH CHARMS TO
SOOTH THE SAVAGE BEAST.
Bohumir Kryl
and His Band

The strongest and most popular musi-
cal attraction ever offered on a
Chautauqua program.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Ross Crane
CLAY MOdeler

Here is the boy who makes a dab of
mud look like Abe Lincoln. He is
also a cartoonist, a talker and makes
good.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05

leaving today, (Friday,) for a
4 Virginia and as SO many Of
|ends have asked me to write to
will send a little letter each
this column and thereby save
Il. | have never been East and
excited. | have heard 50
about Virginia, and the grand
down there | must be on my
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Byron G. Plat
Popular Orator

Whose witty and philosophical treat
Use on Live or DIE is inspiring,
entertaining and helpful.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05

lker Champ Clark when he adj
b the graduating class at Will
Moods, gave this good advice,
i ladies get married" Now,
|hrk will have to address q body
BIZ men and tell them to pro-
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
THE ENTERTAINERS FILLS AN
IMPORTANT PLACE NOWADAYS.
The Cambridge
Players

Appearing in scenes from Shakes
peare and Barrie, also presenting
rollicking sketches crammed full of
fun.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
X. Vardaman
of Mississippi
THE ORATOR is THE MOST
POWERFUL OF HUMAN FORCES.

One of the greatest orators the South
has produced, who will deliver an
address on the Race question in
America.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
S. Plat Jones
Entertainer

His readings, monologues, stories and
original stunts are the talk Of the
town after he has had an hour at you,
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Weather Forecast for Month Of Aul

Weather Forecast for Month Of Aug.
Between End and 10th, ehangeable.
Between 10 and II, fair and warm.
Between II and "a rains if winds are
southwest or south on II or IS. Be-
tween oath and first Of September,
changeable.
D. ]. Kanaly.
P. S.-Look out for frosts.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05

I'D
T. J. Hoxsey and Miss Ruth
returned from New London
They were accompanied by
Conn, who was the guest
here Of his sister, Mrs. r. G.
X. c. C. Heller was hostess to
A. E. Club Friday afternoon.
one of the very few clubs in
that neither heat nor cold inter-
with their regular meetings.
hdies crochet and talk with the
energy regardless Of the wealth
Va large number of guests en-
the pleasure of meeting with the
Il C.s. Miss Helen Heller re-
|ed the arriving guests with iced
and at five o'clock a lovely
course was served by Misses
Pine and Mary Heller, The out
Nn guests were Mrs. G. A. Ross,
]. D.. 0,Rear, and Mrs. Black.
sses Josephine and Clarinda Ber-
u McCredie are the guests Of
rs Frances and Marjory McCue.
Is. R. A. Maxwell entertained her
lay School class Wednesday af-
BON. The little tots played games
drank copious quantities of
b. When they were tired Of play
served ice cream and cake.
les Myrtle Turrage and Denny
b assisted Mrs. Maxwell in enter
lng.
PISS Berenice Smith gave the first
series of parties Thursday even
the guests being Misses Jennie
ker, Alice Gessler, Ruth Hoxseyi
Stuart, Dorothy Worrell, Xina
Tie, Lottie Cornett, Ruth Robert
Marie Rose, Ruth Lewis, Vir'
= Mish and May Elsea; Messrs
X. Sanford, VIM. Glendye
iry Kunkel, c. Guthrie, VIM. Van
Pnter, A. Buckner. H, Craddock
Wilson, Earl Bledsoe, o. Worrell
|Punkett; Mr.. and Mrs. Wallac'
| Mr.. and Mrs. Jump Cauthorn
and Mrs. c. jackson. After thu
pes the guests were taken for re
shments to Buckner's Mezzanine
ire everything had a "homey' lool
b the bunch of sweet peas at ever,
to- Miss Smith has issued invita-
IS for another party for Monda,
ming.
| picnic and swimming party a
M. academy Friday evening in
led Mr.. and Mrs. Norton Nelson
and Mrs. Earl Brown, Mr.. an
s. Wallace, Mr.. and Mrs. Claiborn
Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Bufinp
; MIR and Mrs. ALI Elliott, Mr.
It's Cauthorn and Miss Lena Johi
lrs. Frank Pearl entertained {
o'clock dinner Wednesday evening
and Mrs. Jack Streif, Miss Ann.
eff and Media Streif.
Mrs. R. c. Strobe entertained
o'clock dinner Wednesday the 70
ing guests: Misses Elizabeth a,
'I'e Pearson, Miss Weiss Of S
us, and Mrs. Amandn Conn,
W London.
u uI..""
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Ng Poon Chew
of China

A great orator, scholar, statesman
and journalist. Founded first Chinese
newspaper in America.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05

Aalia has a social club Of young
Which has the very alliteratiye
ractive title Of "Linger Long
4 suppose their beaux take adj
Of that.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Sam Schildkret
and His Orchestra

Sunny Sam, Versatile Sam, Generous
Sam. The flute and piccolo artist.
The leader who believes in giving full
measure.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
The Orphean
Musical Club

A real male q~uartette with voices that
blend in sweet harmony. They do all
the regular stunts and some new ones.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Lou ]. Beauchamp
Humorous Philosopher

One of the funniest men in America.
A rapid fire battery of wit and humor
that is a sure cure for the blues.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05

Victor Murdoch
of Kansas

One Of the live wires in public service;
a thinker who depends on his own
noodle a favorite son of a great state.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Old Home Singers
In Songs We Love

Singing with artistic sweetness the
old songs of heart and home and
mother. A novel attraction Of most
charming character.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05

.gret to learn that Misses Car
Elberta sproul will be leaving
pr Salisbury to make their
The Misses sproul have been
! force in Mexico ever since
wed here, and | cannot think
bwn without their being a vital
4 it. Let US hope they viii re-
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Marcus A. K~avanaugh
Of Illinois

A man who has distinguished himself
in public service and who delivers a
message Of vital interest and power.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05

Clark White is home from a few
days visit in Centralia.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
The University
Girls Sextette

Six Of the %jolliest entertainers who
bring the glad free air of the college
campus and know how every minute.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05

Study the number and character of attractions and you will be forced
tothe conclusion that this chautAuqua affords you the greatest entertain
ment bargain ever to come your way. And the COSTS within reach fall
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05
Kaffir Boys
Jungle Choir

Boys lately picked up from i've
savage tribes in Central Africa and
taught the art of music.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1915-08-05

T. J. Hoxsey and Miss Ruth
returned from New London
They were accompanied by
! Conn, who was the guest
Of his sister, Mrs. R. G.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-11-02
New Orator Blossoms.

The department Of forensic elo-
quence Of Grady county lost a shining
light when L L Emanuel chose the
profession Of medicine to the elimina-
tion Of Law and politics. At least such
was the verdict turned in by the mem
bers Of the various boards Of educa-
tion of this county who we're guests
Of honor at the big fed rendered them
by the business men Of the city, while
they we're in Chickasha attending their
first annual meeting. Those good
members Of the school boards-dis-
trict trustees as they were called in
the good old days Of the long ago
who listened 10 the words of wisdom
and fierly eloquence which flowed in
stream that would not be damned
don't make a miscue and spell that
damned, IL you respect DR.. Emanuel
from the language bureau Of the doc
tors anatomy state without exception,
that even Allan K Swan, when at his
best, could not hold candle to light
the medical mans percolations as he
flourished the English language aloft
and snatched great hands full Of
feathers from the caudal plumage Of
the American bird Of freedom, scat
tering them upon the unprotected
heads of his fellow hanqueters.