The Washington herald., 1915-03-01
1.-THE HAND THAT
RHES THE WORLD
By o. HENRY

MANY OF great men, said propos o thns have de-
ared that they their aid and OF
brilliant woman
history mythology
Arc and Nine Yale Cudl and Eve and other noted
OF the opinion today OF little
in politics make the best
mncrs nurses. clerks haidrcers
and laund About the only job left that beat in is
female n vaudeville.
thought occasionally anyhow
have found the valuable lines
oferbunes"
Now. wouldn't said Jcn with emphatic nodWoudnt
have imagined that: But absolutely unreliable in
wd She's liable when depending
upon her the most tried en- once
bill Humble old friend of tho Territories, conceived tho
illusion that he wanted be appointed United States Marshal At that
r and Andy was doing legitimate business OF selling walking
Ii the head OF turned mouth
hall pint OF good rye whisky would iekns down your throat to reward
OF intelligence The deputies and Andy
the appointment marshal might help along the of Peters Tucker
Jeff says Bill learning and education besides
So says have never regretted it ono, says
who would cheaper education making Tell which is
OF the value o mankind, horsc racing
Why-e playing the pol ea" Of course the poets and the great
"xaey Then why do the minds OF finance and phlan
thopy, charge a library
ireeo Is that diilng
relative value OF the OF ecuturc and disorder:
you outside faculties and rhetoric,
Bill What wanted do Washington and dig out this
appointment for haven't ideas OF cultivation and intrigue I'm
plain citizen and need the job I've killed men, Bill I've
children; I've been good Republican the OF May
your partner OF
igitn connected delinquency
drinks brides and cariare Washington Ii land the job will
you $1,000 cash down. and mpun booeggng
whisky twelve
thing
the flag OF the Pennsylvania Railroad? Bill
WELL talked Andy Tkedthe Andy
OF involved He plod along
selling peasanry
beaten horn monkey wrench file potato
Muu fork
Ito be judged preachers moral mans by purely commercial
reflections Bits offer, strikes Washington
avenue g. s. W. Now Andy for the FIRST time in our lives we've
but we've scandazc ourselves Bill FIumble sake In straight
and legitimate business says we could afford to introduce little oul
play chianery, but drdery and hu malpractice
that hand
the national lay the the Presi-
The President
candidate who about office that instead of
pulling wires.
Andy agreed me- the
ho lie told
Ito &c, appointment through lady lobbyist
He gave OF Avery
said high socsblc and diplomatic and circles
The next 10 o'clock and Andy called her hotel and
was shown her reception
Avery a eycsigh.
hair the color OF the back twenty dollar gold certificate blue and
of would make the girl the July
look like cook a MOnOngatela coal barge:
a covered panglcs.
diamond and hobs Her bare and she desk
telephone with one hand and drinking tea with the other
WELL boys she after a bit, what is it,
." told her words possible what wanted Bill and the
price VIC could pay
"Tho appointments She
h who could that through for No oong with Terri
would about
He's the West Let's
private menu card She takes some papers out of peeonho with the
ready
let's married Presbyterian
Too poker sentimental third bottle
Yes she have friend Mr. hummer,
Minister to Brazil
Humble, l. Unit Marshal vast he berth.
"Oh, Mrs. Il have deals OF this
them confused Give all the memoranda have the
Mr. Peters, and back four days think be by
then.
Andy hotel and
down and chews the left end OF his muachc
OF high intellect
says he.
omelet made the
bird known the epiderms, l.
that says Andy the highest
positions of opulence and fame
al misdoub, l. If helped job
than have his ready and
candidates shoper. They
politics. than Charles
to a
Andy that
light political
Aganstan ockkeeper Delaware
putting