The Sentinel=record., 1915-01-08

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Ouachita river with Walter Little. to
continue as a member of the board,
while that of Dr.. Green gave as the
reason for resigning the fact that he
had recently put the old state charity
board out of commission and was now
busy seeing the new Loard safely an.
chored," as well as reading proof on
the Arkansas Gazette. DR. Leonard
Ellis resignation did not set forth the
real reason, merely stating that his
tory would reveal the true facts some
sweet day"
"Roastmaster" Myers called atten-
tion to the strings attached to the
designations and then said that he had
received from Hal Norwood of Little
Rock parcel post package he had
not opened, and that probably That
would throw some light on the sub
iect. He brought forth the package
and revealed a big cartoon that
showed lDr Green up a tree, the doc
tor beating" it to a nearby woods
and Dir Ellis running to get over an
adjoining fence. The cause of their
flight was an Arkansas "razorback, &"
while beneath the picture of the ami
nal was THE significant inscription
Some shoat" That was a AZ cent?
meter shot and made a great hit, no
one enjoying it more than DR. w. G..
Choate, who was numbered among
those present.
One of the guests then called at.
tention to charges said to nave been
filed against DR. Parks, but the state,
ment was made that it had all been
covered up" as the charges had
never gotten by B. Frank Bayley.
The dinner at this point was inter
rupted by the appearance o ia sick
man, who claimed to be Charles
Bull" Eveland The maa entered the
room. his face swathed in bandages
and one foot rested on a pillow tied
to it, Some of those present interro-
gated the man, who cried aloud for a
physician There were several doe
tors present, but this patient was
most particular. He wanted a good
physician. the best doctor in Arkan-
sas. In fact an eminent specialist
was demanded and little later there
enetred, in response to the mans call,
a doctor dressed in a long green coat,
wearing a green hat. He was a portly
gentleman, with black whiskers and
mustache and also wore glasses. The
name of the best doctor in Arkan-
sas' wasn't announced. 1t wasn't
necessary. The green doctor" car.
ried a syringe used for horses with
him and shot his patient full of
hop" Asked by MIR Myers what
the nature Of the mans trouble was,
the green doctor" said he was suf-
ferjng from the hoof and mouth dis
ease"
What viii we do VIII the MANI"
demanded Mr. Myers.
Send him to the state hospital for
nervous diseases, Little Rock. care OF
the Arkansas Gazette" replied the
eminent specialist"
The reference to Or. J. l.. Green,
who was invited, was one Of the fea-
lures of the night. He was imperso1-
ated by Jack Gooiine whose makeup
of DR.. Green was most realistic 1t
would have been hard to tell the two
men apart.
All during the evening a mysteri-
Gus box had laid on the table and
WESTMINSTER Myers now referred to
it, saying the committee that had ar
ranged the program had tried to be
serious and had interviewed the city
leading citizens, asking them to write
out the resolutions they made on New
Year in the interest of Hot Springs
These resolutions" announced
Mr. Myers, will now be read. When
you hear them you will know what
some Of our great men in Hot Springs
have resolved to do during the en-
suing year"
The Sentinel-Record regrets that
space Will not permit the publishing
of these resolutions. Suffice to say
each one was received with roars OF
laughter They We're timely. witty
and most pointed and every one real
lied their true meaning. In fact the