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The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14

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The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14
Had Made a Start.

Pete, the hired man, was known for
his prodigious appetite. One morning
he had eaten a normal breakfast of
oatmeal, buckwheat cakes, toast, fried
potatoes, ham, eggs, doughnuts, coffee
and the usual trimmings, and gone to
a neighbours to help with extra work.
Pete arrived before the family had
risen from the morning meal.
well, Pete" Hospitality inquired
the farmer, had breakfast yet?"
"Aw," drawled Pete in a wheedling
tone, kinda. "-Everybody's Magazine.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14
The Watts Variation.

Alfred Watts, the young futurist
poet, was lunching with his publisher
at a Broadway restaurant recently,
and while waiting for his bill he
amused himself by matching quarters
with his host. After several dollars
had changed hands, the publisher
looked through the window at one of
those entertaining little Detroitobiles
standing at the curb, and said, face.
tiously:
III match you for that car, Alfred.
Mr.. Watts tossed back his much
photographed golden name, and re.
marked, with his characteristic drawl
Jaw, don't be piker! I'll match
you for two dollars
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture.)
The census of 1910 showed that in
the ten years previous the number of
sheep kept on farms in the United
States had decreased 100000 head,
or IA per cent of the total in 1900. On
the other hand, during this time the
market value of sheep rose to such
an extent that the smaller number in
1910 was worth rs per cent more than
the total value of the sheep in 1900.
In other words, despite the rise in the
value of the farm flock, fewer farmers
cared to maintain one.
The explanation for this, say spe-
cialists in the department of agricul-
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14
BABY LOVES HIS BATH
With cuticura Soap Because So Sootfs-.
Ing When His Skin Is Hot.

These fragrant supercreamy emoE-
lients are comfort to children. The
Soap to cleanse and purify, the Ofnt-
ment to soothe and heal rashes, itch
ings, chafngs, etc. Nothing more eff
factive. May be used from the hour
of birth, with absolute confidence
Sample each free by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY.
Boston. Sold eveiywhere.-Adv.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14
optimist and Pesslmist.

do you see that cheerful chap over
there just lighting cigar?"
ooh, yes"
well, he's six-months man, while
the sour-looking individual talking to
him is two-year man."
What do you mean by those
terms?"
"One thinks the war will end in six
months and the other thinks 1t will
last at least two years longer"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14
CHEERING Comment.

THAT infant of yours kept me
awake half the night" said the irri-
table neighbor"
well, congratulate you" replied
the weary father. That comes near
er being a kind word than anything
have heard today. Nobody else
owns up to getting half nights
Sleep"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14
Social. Sensation.

Society doesn't concern. you much,
here in Crimson Gulch,' said the OBJ
servant visitor
What do you mean by society," in
quired Broncho Bob.
You haven't any tuft hunters
around here"
Yes. we have. A bunch of Injuns
got out their scalpin' knives an went
on the war path only last week"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14

Over 100000 packages of Aliens Foot-Ease, the
antiseptic powder to shake into your shoes, are
being used by the German and Allied troops at
the Front because 1t rests the feet, gives in
slant relief to Corns and Bunions, hot, swollen
aching, tender feet, and makes walking easy.
Sold everywhere, 25c Try It TODAY. Don't
accept any substitute. Adv
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14

ture, is the prevalence of the sheep
killing dog. Exclusive of IL west
ern states where sheep ara maintained
on ranges and not on farms, it is es-
timated that more than 100000 sheep
are killed annually by dogs in the
United States. 1t is impossible, how
ever, to obtain accurate figures, for in
only small proportion of states and
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14
Cruel. Suspicious EditorI

Cruel, Suspicious Editor!
Here is poem that dashed off in
an idle moment"
What's it about?"
Spring"
"A description of the joy of getting
out in the country and hearing the
birds sing?'
Exactly"
We'll, you can't land it here. You're
probably interested in cough medicine
and hot-water bags, and are trying to
put over some press stuff to boom a
demand"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14
A One sided Definition.

What is your idea of neutrality
Neutrality answered the diplo-
mat, lis state of mind SO disintez-
ested and accurate as to permit no
question that the side of the contro-
versy represented by me is entitled to,
the fullest support"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14
somber Possibility.

DO you think the war will be over
before very long?"
Yes. What I'm hoping is that the
peace negotiations won't precipitate
another one"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14
after SUFFERING
TW0L0NG YEARS
Mrs. Aselin Was Restored to
Health by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.
Minneapolis, MINI. After my little
one was born was sick with pains in

my sides which the
doctors said W ere
caused by infiamma-
ton. / suffered q
great de al every
month and grew very
thin. / was under the
Doctors care for two
long years without
any benefit. Finally
after repeated sug-
gestions to try it we
pot. lydia f. Pink
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14
In the War zone.

$50 your uncle has gone to the war,
has he?"
Yes, sir"
And don't everybody miss him?"
why, yes, they have SO far. He
hasn't been wounded yet"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14
Russian Ammunition.

Bill-They say the Russians are;
now using caviar for ammunition.
Jill-Well, l always did consider tx
deadly.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, watery
Eyes and GRADUATED Eyelids; No SmartinR-
Just Eye comfort. Write for Book of the Eve
By mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14
NATURALLY.

mill life is hard, isn't it?"
well, in its nature it is a life of
grinding toll"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14

Our actions seldom tally with our
good intentions.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14
Drink DenIson's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

Some men never miss the water
while the beer holds out.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14
The world loves to laugh at a lover.
Drink Denlson's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

If you would remain favorite new
er ask a favor
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1915-05-14

Misleading Advertisement.
Jonah ragged.
Yes, the brute advertised as a
summer resort with an ocean view"
he cried.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
WET THE SIDEWALK
Continued from Page One.)

forced to rule that the letter was not.
Mr.. Currie contended that as the reg
ulation stipulates that Sidewalks
must be sprinkled and swept before s
O'Clock each morning." it does not
state that they must be sprinkled each
time before sweeping; that it had
been proven that earlier in the day,
the sidewalk had been wet and had
been swept, and that later, Mr.. Oliver
wanted to remove bit of refuse that
had been overlooked at the original
The policeman witnessed the al
legged violation, and walked across the
street to intercede with Mr.. oliver.
The latter became offensive, Moore
explained, and it became necessary
for him to slap him. He admitted
that his temper bad gotten the best of
him for moment, and said that he
was willing to pay fine.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17
z HATT|ESBURG MEN
PASS STATE EXAMS
n. o. MOORE AND EDGAR HEiNY
TO PRACTICE VETERINARY
SURGERY.

Two Hattiesburg men have success
fully passed the examination of the
Mississippi Board of State Venteri-
nary Surgeons, held recently in Jack
son, it became known today. They
were H. o. Moore and Edgar Heiny.
Sixty-four men were given licenses
to practice veterinary surgery and
medicine by the board.
OF the number of applicants who
passed q were graduates of schools of
veterinary surgery. Of the non-grad
yates many were admitted to practice
under the two-year clause of the
statute allowing those who had been
engaged in the practice of veterinary
surgery two years prior to the passage
of the act entitled to receive license.
Hereafter. however, no one can prac-
tice veterinary surgery who cannot
pass the examinations of the board
The list of successful applicants
who appeared before the board this
week for original license is as follows:
H. o. Moore, Hattiesburg; L. |.
Lucy, New Albany. j. w. Burnes,
Bonneville; NJ A Arlington, Laurel;
w. |. Hosley, Vicksburg; E. NJ Alder
man, Fayette; r. w Elliott, Craw-
ford; d. c. Barclay, Macon; d. S. Tay-
Tor. Gulfport, f b. Jordan, West Point:
". II. Knutzen, Cleveland; w. L. Strup,
Corinth; H. J. Hays, Helena, ARK; j.
t. Harriston, Amory; H. G. Patterson,
New Orleans; Edgar Heiny, Hatties-
burg; r. H. II. Mohlenhoff, Shaw; w.
K. Mcconnell, Greenwood; w. L. Ends
ley, Grenada; ]. c. Robert, Starkville;
r. o. Shirley, DeSoto; T. L. Parse,
Columbia; Frank Henry, Holly
Springs; w. o. Ney, Michigan City;J.
Fl. Knox, McComb.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17

conducted this year, in addition to
paying all outstanding Indebtedness
against the old fair association.
One of the first actions of the city
in connection with the matter will be
to pay in full all past due premiums
for last years fair.
The $4,000 to be realized from the
sale of fair bonds will tbe sufficient to
pay all Indebtedness now existing, in
Guiding premiums, etc, and leave
about $4,000 in the treasury to be
used in swinging the 1915 state fair.
The voting of the bonds means that
Jackson will stand out unique in one
respect, in that it will probably be
the first city in the South to own a
state fair.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17
CITY BREVITIES

The Lomo presents today, episode
nine of who Pays?" (For the Com
mon Wealth. also the Kalem three
part special Prejudice" featuring
Tom Moore and Marguerite Courtot.
Essanay comedy, Geo. AIDE Fables)
"The Galloping Pilgrim" One special
farce-comedy. Tomorrow the LomO
presents Little Mary Pickford, the
idol of the screen, in a novel and
beautiful film version of the age-old
story, cinderella" a Famous PLAYERS
Paramount feature in four parts. This
tender story, which gives screen i'm
mortality to a tale already inscribed
on the hearts of all the children of
all time, again proves that Mary Pick
ford is unrivalled in versatility and
artistic charm as an impersonator of
screen characterizations.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17
URGES FARMEAS TO
SAVE POTATO SEED
Continued from Page Two.)
Continued from Page Two.)

''By above method you should be
able to not only raise what seed you
will need for spring planting but
should have some fall potatoes lvl
market. These usually bring a good
price.
There is no trouble about keeping
your fall crop. If they are not too
near the top they will remain in the
ground until spring. If too near the
top you might throw a furrow of dirt
on them and leave there until about
ten days before time to plant in the
spring.
PLANT your homegrown seed and
you'll get better results. One little
town near Hattiesburg will ship thirty
odd cars of potatoes this spring.
They started three years ago growing
their own seed Their potatoes this
spring will grade between eighty-fve
and ninety per cent. No. 1 stock
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17

A special alLfeature program will
be given at the Gem theatre today.
"a Romance of the Navy" a Lubin
feature in three acts will be shown,
along with the following subjects:
Hearst-Selig News Pictorial, "The
World Before Your Eyes; ''The Ad-
venture of the Yellow Curls," Imp
drama, with Violet Mersereau; THE
Artists Revenge" drama with Rose
mary Theby;" Keystone comedy and
new selections by the Gem orchestra.
Tomorrow the first moving pictures
of Jess Willard (the man who defeat
ed Jack Johnson), will be seen play
ing the leading role in stirring drama
of the prize ring, "The Heart Punch"
Other subjects to be shown are 'The
Black Box" in acts; "a Decision
of the Court" Lubin drama in three
acts, wild animal plays, comedies and
music by the Gem orchestra.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17
Wars Cost To Date
Is Eleven Billions

The national debts of the bellig-
erent powers have ben increased
s11, $50, 100000 since the war began,
according to figures compiled by
DR.. Elemer Hantos, Hungarian
financial authority.
Austria, says DR.. Hantos, added
$750,000,000 to her previous debt
of $4,000, 100000, and Hungary
$425,000,000 to a previous debt of
1885, 100000.
Germany's national debt was &c.
420,000,000, and this had increased
by $2,S95, 100000 at the end of
March.
Turkeys debt increased from
$605, 100000 to $4,000, 900.
Great Britain's increase is set by
DIR. Hantos at $780, 900, 900,
Frances at 1920, 100000, and Rus
sia's at $2,750,0Oo,0O0.
Smaller amounts are chargeable
to Serbia, Montenegro, Belgium
and Japan
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17
NAVAL ENSIGN WEBS,

Columbus, Miss, June IA mar
rage of unusual social interest to
Columbians and to Mississippians gem
orally was solemniZed at ANNAPOLIS.
Nd, in the chapel of the United States
Naval Academy yesterday when Miss
Clifford Burt of this city and Ensign
Thomas Mount Searles, formerly of
Vicksburg, were united News of the
happy event was received in tele-
grams to friends of Miss Burt here
today.
Miss Burt, who is an unusually
pretty and attractive young lady, to-
gether with her mother went to An
napolis to attend the graduating ex-
ercises of the Naval Academy, and
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17

Mr.. Searles, who had been a sutton for
her hand for some time urged an inn
mediate marriage. The announcement
of the happy event was a pleasant sur.
prise to friends here.
Ensign Searles is a native Missis-
sippian and is graduate of the
Naval Academy. At present is serv-
ing as an instructor i'll the nav al train
ing school in Boston.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17
Call on 1916 Recruits

London, June II. - The Central
News says reports from Cologne state
that the German recruits of the 1916
draft, who were ordered last week to
prepare for service, will be summon
ed to the colors today instead of in
October as had been proposed.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17
Embassy Issues Statement.

Washington, June 15.-The State
Department today received message
from the German summer embassy at
Cedarhurst, N. Y, signed by the
charge, making a general denial of
the charges that Dr. Anton Meyer
Gerhard was really Alfred Meyer,
head of the German supply depart
ment. /. 45stXEAN
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17
RUSSIANS IN MIDST
Of VIOLENT BATTLE
Continued from Page One.l
CONTINUED from Page One.l
$1,985,0OO For Red Cross.

New York, June 17-Captain B.
Hecker, who succeeds Dr. Bernard
Dernburg as delegate in the United
States from the German Red Cross, an
nounced today that contributions re-
ceived in this county totalling $685.
900 had been sent to Berlin.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17
JACKSON FAVORS BONDS.

Jackson, Miss, June 17.-By vote
of 675 to 321, majority of 354 votes,
the citizens of Jackson, at a special
election yesterday, decided on a prop
osition to issue $4,000 of bonds to
take over and maintain the state fair,
thus decreeing that an even larger
and better fair than ever would be
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17
Consular Changes.

Washington, d. c., June 17.-Con-
sular changes announced today include
Livingston Mays, of New Orleans,
from Charlottetown, Prince Edward
Island, to st. Stephen, New Bruins
wick, and John Gore, of Banner, Miss,
from Turks Island to Regina, Saskatch-
avian.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17
Marines For Mexico.

San Diego, June 17.-With 800 ma
rines aboard, the flagship Colorado
left for the coast of Lower California
today. Admiral Howard is being sent
to relieve Americans reported in dan
given wide discretionary powers.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17
SAYS PREPAREDNESS
PROVOKES WARP ARE
CONTINUED from Page One.)

pass from port to starboard side
she was struck on the starboard side.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17

One lot half-lisle union suits $1.50
quality now 90c. McInnis & Small.
16-1t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17

One-third off on all straw hats. Nc
Innis & Small. 16-1t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-06-17
LEMON WEEK

1c each at S. PeIIigrini's. Both
phones SO. 16-4t-c
The Detroit times., 1915-12-01
CONTEST ON
IN B. OF C..
Committees Fighting
for Lead in Hustle
for Members

NdTuou a. more tHsn eoo new
memgers-al indicated "Wednesday
morning Isl reports from the men in
charge Ok committees engaged in
uo campaign 90 boost The member
shin Of The Board OF Commerce 70
$780, which mNns an increase of
1900 over the preNIt enrolment
4 contest among Ne committees
in The different districts is being
staged Or va, announced that dis
trict No lv4 "a, the close Of the
day activities AVN + KuobloCk.
George Lawson and re,d Fisher are
W. charge OF the committees In Dis
uict /. which "a all tha, part OF the
city on the west side north OF Mich
.s8nave ForysM new applications
were reported by the supervisors Of
-hIs district.
Tp to noon the committee compos-
ed OK Thad F Leland, ElmerS s. Moon
and William ~ Mer,z led among the
- committees IN the field with sew.
en applications sigEed aud jeliy-
erred
The results secured thus far in
tho campaign brought confident pre-
dic.ious 5y President Charles 3
Warren OF the Board OF Commerce,
Joseph Mack. in charge OF The cam
2aign and Byres H.~Gjtchell, secre-
rary " the Board Of Commerce.
Though We set out TO increase
the membership 10 5000" said Mr
Mack. "jt looks as if We are going
10 have closer 10 5000 members.
The first word was given to the com
mittees on Monday. and with only
one full day in which TO work they
have trrued In more members than
We had really expected There have
been so many new people coming
INTO the city during the past year,
that We believe a membership cam.
paign such as this is the best way
10 bring The features OF the Board
Of Commerce 10 them in the proper
way. Every business man Is inter
ested in bis city. and the Board OF
Commerce gives him an opportunity
to display mis- civic loyalty 10 a de-
The Detroit times., 1915-12-01

gree that is not possible in any
other way
The principal address AZ the noon
meeting. Wednesday War delivered
rs Hugh Chalmers Mr. Chalmers
was applauded when ne predicted
that In FIVE years the population OF
Detroit will be 200 0O0 people
Detroit has the makings OF the
greatest allarouui city in the Unit.
ed States" said Mr. Chalmers 1T
may not be the biggest in popula-
ton, though In Eve YEAR, see for
this city a population OF l2Oo.Opo
souls and the distinction of being
the biggest city between New York
and Chicago.
Bur my point about Detroit Is
hat il will be the best all around
city. and by that ! mean the great
est in more ways than population
However. We Detruiters. In order 10
become greatest. can not AFFORD 10
become money-mad We must give
attention 70 other things We do
not want 10 he judged by the size
~ our bank clearances. but by the
standards ot education art, living
conditions. and other things that
make this city ideal
The Board OF Education should
have $500 members The size OF
the city easily warrants that mum
GER We have - force that etroit'
is rot any longer a city OF go
Some people. even those who have
lived here a long time. do not seem
10 realize that We have becom one OF
A biggest in The whole country"
a feature OK the MONDAY meeting
Y workers was the reading OF two
poems by Edgar \. Guest. who made
1 decided hit.
The Detroit times., 1915-12-01
NO RUSH TO PAY
COUNTY TAXES

There amt no sech bird as the
ere that's called carly" said County
Treasurer Edward F. Stein as he
.ooked mcurnfully about the corri-
d 'rs outside bis Offices Wednesday
ucrLinE. on the cot Of eight.
only FIVE persons were gathered
about the doors, and the treasurer
had expected at least So. for TO-DAY
Is the opening day for the pay!Hg OF
state. county. road and poor taxes.
They can be paid throu shout the
month. bul Treasurer Stem. in the
yea:s he has teen in Office. has
been msNng urgent appeals 70 clu.
gems 70 come early and avoid the
rush
A large corps OF extra clerks has
'oecn pr 10 vorN. booths being ar.
rarEad through the corridors OF the
building Tie toiai levy for 1916 Is
S4c2s.222 &c
The Detroit times., 1915-12-01

The French raids on Saarbruck and
VouEiers. and Stuttgart and Ludwig.
shafen and Dillingen, 70 mention but
few.
The net result OF these great raids
has been 20 awaken the aviation eX.
perts OF all nations TO a realization
thar in the next great war the first
blow will inevitably be struck from
the air. Massac Buist, who writes
IN the Morning Post OF London. has
recently declared that England must
hold command OF the air when this
war is over just as she holds com
mand OF the sea.
The preservation OF peace viii
depend upon the rapidity with which
We can mobilize our great fleet.
MIR Buist says. He adds that Tor
the protection OF the empire il viii
be necessary TO have aviation bases
wherever the British dag flies. A
no line will IL be possible for Us 20
keep permanently AZ any one quar-
ter a sufficient air feet 10 make us
inyulnerable to attack there
other writer's lay emphasis upon
this conclusion. II seems taken tor
sranted that the nation with the
greatest air ieet will have a tire
ucaaaHs advantage az the outset or
the next war we know enough
OF Germany's tempe" says one
ritter. TO know tina. II war were
breaking out today and she had her
present equipment OF air power.
within a few hours ot the breakine
Of OF negotiations bombs would be
dropping in london and Paris and
Petrograd unless there were air
fleets capable OF CONFERENCE.-The
OfHcers ~ the French service are
frank In declaring that aviation Is
still IN ia infancy as applied 10
war. They expect 20 see 2 battle IT.
the air between two great fleets be.
sore this war is over They think
that The flying department viii o.
as separate from other commands
a. is the navy in the next war They
regard the aeroplanes as artillery
with no limit OF range, and insist
that the problem Of the frs years
after the war viii be 10 extend the
wcichtcarrying power. the speed
and the stability OF the aeropIane
as much as possible. They still
think that future expansion viii be
iu me heavier-than-ai machines.
bur they arr inclined 10 give ful.
credit 10 the Zeppelin