The Alaska daily empire., 1915-09-25
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(By JERRY)

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 tsy JERRW $l WE FEEL EXCEEDINGLY IM- noriant and our chest is expanded to D degree that would make 1t very dan gerous for one to get in front of us as they might get hit with a vest button. We feel as if we looked like si Tanner of skagway does when you call him Senator.
 -byjerry-
 AND THE REASON FOR OUR EX- banded chestg Ahl There is Q sec ret attached to that which we do not care to divulge. 1t is that we were just informed by Mir. Earle Jameson that they were holding the Saturday Evening Empire for our Saturday We don't intend to ever let any one know that they did that. We feel that if the world found out that they held the paper for this stuff, Leo Frank and our editor and us would be talking things over remin- iscently.
 -byjerry-
 O. l.. COWARD, THE - REP resentative of the General Electric Company told us how to spell remin- iscentiy or we never would have been able to use that last sentence.
 -byjerry-
 WE INTEND TO LEAVE THE blank in the last one 80 that the lino- type man can use his Judgment on the following: Popular hard working energetic or local. If it was about us we would put in the energetic and send 1t to our boss.
 -by-jerry-
 JOE MEHERIN IS BACK FROM the West. We have been worried about what to say about Joe He doesn't leave much opening for gen. teel chiding. If Joe will give us one of those pictures of the Good Ship Coffee Can-sailing thru O sea of tea and coffee. done in blue and pink and green and yellow and red, and Q can of Folgers Tea, we won't expose his past, or predict the immediate fu- ture.
 -by-ierry-
 WE SAW BILL SHELLY AND TOM Banbury and Fred Berger coming in from a duck hunting trip and they each carried a trophy of the hunt. With Freds rep as a crack shot, we can't help but think it is real nice and generous of him to let those oth- CT two carry a duck apiece in public.
 -by-jerry-
 WE HAD A LONG INTERVIEW with D. D. Muir's dog about the fu- ture of the Ebner property. The dog told us about as much as Downie would
 -byierry-
 WE ARE GOING TO ATTEND the Travelling Mems Protective Indi- gent and Otherwise Association and learn a lot of new stories.
 -byjerry-
 WE DIDN'T MENTION RENE cos. grove last week and we aren't going to this week either. We cut the last slice off the Swift Ham this morning
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 THE LONE FISHERMAN RE. turned yesterday from Taku where she took the Elks' crowd on a picnic last Fourth of July
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 WHEN WE FIRST GOT MARRIED our wife used to say. We will do this and we will do that and thot, Oh how fine! And after a while we found out that when she said we it meant us, and us in this particular case is me.
 -by-ierry-
 WE CALLED AT THE CITY Clerks office to pay our taxes yester- day and we thot we would see some thing funny to mention, but after we got there we failed to see anything funny at all. That bunch looked about as cheerful as a cream for help. When he told us how much we owed we had Ia chill that has been with us ever since
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 CNOTE:-To Jerry You banned us last week and you banned us with out mercy for emitting the words "By Jerry" over your stuff-so we're go- ing to come back. If you try and get fresh with us any more we'll hang a typographical error on one of your sayings" one Of these days thatn get you in more trouble than some of these married guys will face when their wives get back.-P.S.-Hope you have had enough "byjerrys" to last you for a while.
 Pityingly,
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