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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

And in regenerating the tissues s. s. s.
has a rapid and positive antidotal effect
upon all those irritating influences that
cause rheumatism, sore throat. weak
eyes. loss OF weight. thin pale cheeks, and
that WEAKNESS of muscle and nerve that
is generally experienced. by all sufferers
with poisoned blood
Get a bottle Of S. S. S. at any drug
store. and in a few days you will not only
feel bright. and energetic. but you viii bs
the picture OF new life.
S. S. S. Is prepared only In the labora-
tory of the Swift Specific Co.. 2o1 Swift
Bldg. Atlanta. Ca Who maintain a very
efficient Medical Department. where all
who have any blood disorder OF stub
born nature may write freely for advice
S. S. S. is sold everywhere by all drug
stores.
Beware Of all attempts to sell you
something Just as good" Insist upon
! S. S. S.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
Packing Plant Wrecked.

Kansas City-An explosion wrecked
the seven-story cooling building of the
Cudahy Packing company's plant here
Sunday night
The loss is estimated at $3.50, 000-
Two men were employed in the build
ing at the time. were injured
Investigation developed no trace OF
an explosive Company officials as.
serted there was no gas in the building
and that the cooling pipes contained
no ammonia or other material that
might explode
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

Honolulu-The Japanese cruiser To
kiwa put in at Honolulu late Monday
and remained several hours before pro
ceeding. Admiral Tochinal conveyed
to the United States authorities con
dolences of the Japanese emperor OF
the loss of the crew of the submarine
F-4. Officers and crew of the Tokiw,
contributed 800 to the relief fund be
ing raised for families of the F-4'i
dead The Japanese cruiser Idzumo IL
expected to arrive here in day o.
two. She has wirelessed for permits
sion to land men to bury a sailor
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
insult to the Bee.

An insult to the bee is to uEs che
name to denote crazy or erratic per
son, as the bee is possibly the most
methodical OF all insects, with the
possible exception of the ant. There
fore the expression He has bees in
his bonnet" is an offensive phrase ex-
cept that 1t may mean a buzzing In
the head, such as president and other
political aspirants are said to be at
fiicted with. She's whiles crack
Drained and has a bee in her head"
was not worthy of Walter Scott,
though 1t is his.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

Business gives work to labor's
countless hands: business wipes the
tears from the eyes of widows and or
phans; business dimples with JOY the
cheek of sorrow; business puts a roof
above the heads Of the homeless; bust
ness covers the land with happy
homes; business will feed the hungry,
clothe the naked, educate the ignor-
ant, enrich the world with art-fill the
air with song.-Ingersoll.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
ProfessIon of EarmIna.

Farming is a business which re-
quires the highest business talent. it
is a profession which requires the best
technical skill. There Is no other pro-
fession that requires such variety
of learning, such an insight into ma
ture, such skill of a technical order
to be successful, as the profession Of
farming.-From DR.. Harvey w. Wiley's
The Lure of the Land"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
wIlIIno 10 Go TO Grandma.

Gwen had been on a visit at her
grandmother's. Several days after.
for disobedience, her mother said to
her, Sometimes, when little girls are
naughty, their mothers give them
away" Little Gwen looked troubled.
then suddenly. with a bright smile,
said. well. mother, If you are going
to give me away, please give me to
grandma
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
The Vast World.

A student OF Erfurt, desiring to see
Nuremberg, departed with friend OIL
journey thither. Before they had
walked half mile, he asked his com
panion whether they should soon gel
to Nuremberg. and was answered:
'Tis scarce likely. since we have only
Just left Erfurt-" Having repeated the
question another half mile farther on
and getting the same answer, he said
Let's give up the journey and 81
back, since the worlds SO vastl"-
Luther's Table Talk"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

The mistake is in thinking that all
poetry is for all readers. On the con-
trary the realm OF poetry is as wide
as the world, for the very reason that
each man may find there just what
he needs and leave the rest. The
thing is to discover the poetry that
was meant for US, and perhaps the
best way to do that is to turn over the
pages of some well-made selection
and see where our eyes get caught
and held.-Richard lie Gallienne.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
More Dire Threat.

There was trouble in the back yard.
Six-year-old Billy had thrown a stone
at a boy in the next yard. who was
making vociferous threats. IF you
throw another stone" he yelled. I'll
sick my dog on you'll" Huh" replied
Billy. ''If you come into my yard I'll
sick my mother on youl"-Youth's
COMPANION.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

In some districts OF India the east
srn parts of cemeteries are regarded
as the most desirable. The choice Is
based on the belief that the dead In
the eastern section will be the first
to leap from their graves. brush the
dust from their bones and proclaim
their readiness to ascend.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
resting precious stones.

The science of optics has in the last
year or SO given much aid to jewelers.
in making tests that are said to be alb
solutely conclusive as to the nature
of a gem. The retroactive index. or the
power Of bending light rays, Is deter
mined as to precious stones In the
same way as that of the spectacle
lenses which the opticians SELL
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
-zond-., -1ooJ 9 OIs u.sssI IoJ

u Suors klIsdoId 6nq l.uso noA Aou
pus '6sAqsIq sUqomolns us oluI "
psuJn1 pus dIns sql VI psoueJ lsnf GA
7ou sssns 1 spsssInoosIp eA sIsA 4nq
.Isulo eV o. IspIoq suo uoIJ epIA
srIm qlsd eau pus 1904 lssI elBls
mo no pspusossp sIsddoqsssIS eql,,
'1smooq uIslssA eql pIss 4'dsAn
.umoI qua psmooa sLsddoqsssIo
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
keeoa Butter Sweet.

Housekeepers who get butter by the
jar OF tub will find that little char
coal placed in paper bag and then
put into the tub or jar will keep the
butter sweet
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
One Penalty of Fame.

The Notwithstanding poisoning,
Ell? Well, 1 surely was blame fool
to eat the stuff" The Doctor-"But,
my dear sir. you can't establish your
self as recognized epicure without a
touch OF ptomaine now and them
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
The Real American.

America is the land of labor and by
no means what the English call Lub
berland and the French Pays de Co
cagne, where the streets are said to be
paved with half peck loaves, the
houses tiled with pancakes and where
the fowls fly about ready roasted cry
ing, Come, eat me."-Franklin-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
Buchanan,s Fund ,or Charity.

One of the few funds. II not the only
one. left for charity by president Of
the United States. is used in Lancas-
ter. Pa. for buying coal for the
poor at Christmas and for other good
uses. The fund was left by President
Buchanan, who was a resident of Ian
caster, and the income now amounts
TO about $4,000 a year.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

The Northern Lights, or Aurora
Borealis, are caused by the flow OF
positive electricity, on from the earth,
through the icy mists or clouds that
float above the poles, toward the plan
etary spaces. There is close causal
connection between the aurora and the
sun spots.'
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
ONLY rhIno a Dollar Can start.

"In those glad. care-free days when
was trying to be sport" said the
Old Scout. casual like. Il made dis
covery that has since stood me In
good stead About the only thing you
can start with a dollar is a bank &C
count"-Detroit News
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

Mary-"Pm positive Fred loves me
and intends to make me his wife
Helen-"Why? Has he proposed YETI
Mary-"No; but he dislikes mother
more every time he sees her."-Liver-
pool Mercury.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
Mexican. Tar Americans.

San Antonio, Tex--Taxes aggregat-
ing 81, 900, 900 have been imposed on
mineowners in the state of Oaxaca,
Mexico, according to private advices
reaching here from the city of Oak
AGA, the state capital. Eighty-five
per cent of the mineowners are for.
eigners and 60 per cent Americans
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
1oo wltty tor tne Lawyers.

A man was excused from jury on
his plea that he was a pharmacist The
next man asking to be excused said he
had a similar reason, for he was a
farm assistant" He was not excused,
but he got to hear no cases. The law
yers we're afraid of him. He was too
witty.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
Universities Open to Women.

or the three Oldest universities OF
western Europe-Salerno. Bologna and
Faris-two we're open from the first
to women Those were Salerno and
Bologna
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

Compound Twas In q
dreadfully rundown
state of h e alth,
b ad internal trou-
bles, and was so ex-
tremely nervous and
Frustrated that if l
had given in to my
fe lin g 8 l would
have been in bed
AS it was / h d
hardly strength at
fiu,aa m he on nv
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

He-"Why are you women always
going to bargain sales in the hope OF
getting something for nothing?" She
For the same reason you men are
always going to your poker clubs
Dallas News.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
Think for Yourself.

The book to read is not the one
which thinks for you. but the one that
makes you think No book in the
world equals the Bible for that.-Doc-
tor McCosh.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
only Absolutely British Bird.

The red grouse is the only bird that
is absolutely British, Mr.. Richard
Kearton claimed in lecture the other
day. 1t cannot be found in any other
part of the world
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
DANCING Around.

Nowadays, when two irresistible
bodies meet, the usual course is for
them to join hands and take a few
turns in the maxixe or the hesitation
Judge
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
Now, Swell Up.

In Chicago. says a Chicago editor,
more slang can be heard than in any
other city in the country. Chicago is
always boasting about something
Boston Globe.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

see America first" didactically
quoted the professor. Il have already
done SO" replied ]. Fuller Gloom. y
was born re."-Judge.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
sawed-On Sermon.

II man fails to open a door when
fortune knocks it doesn't borrow a
battering ram for the purpose OF
breaking the door down.-Indianapo
Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

Small, but Important.
Gibraltar is less than two square
niles In area.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
Take Your Choice.

There are but two ways of rising IN
the world. observes La Bruyere, by
your own industry or by the weakness
of others.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
Daily ThouQht.

The gods will give what is most
suitable rather than what is most
pleasing; man is dearer to them than
he is to himself.-Juvenal
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
All the Difference.

In India a lac of rupees is a fol.
tune" And in America lack of dol
lars is misfortune. Boston Tran
script.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
Another One.

What are the two sexes, Alec?'
asked the teacher. Masculine and
feline" answered Alec.-Woman's
Home Communion
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
First EnoIish Medals Issued.

Medals as decorations for military
service were first issued in England
by Charles l in 1913.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

II Is not wealth or ancestry but hon
orable conduct and a noble disposition
that make men great--Ovid.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

Constipation causes many serious
diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One
laxative, three for cathartic.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

Wonder who loses all the fault ev
erybody seems to find.-Philadelphia
Ledger.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Just Eye Comfort Write for Book of the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
Acid-Proof corks.

Soak the corks in hot paraftin- This
will prevent the acids from eating
away the corks.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
WOMAN WOULD
NOT GIVE UP
Though Sickand Suffering; At
Last Found Help in Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound.

Richmond, Pa =" When l started
taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

When a man brags about likin'
work. said Uncle Eben. "he finds dat
everybody is willin' to help him have
a good time"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15

Old English Public School.
Harrow, the famous English public
school, was founded by John Lynn In
1911
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-04-15
|HOSTETTER'S
Stomach BitterS

1t will help you bring back
the appetite, aid digestion
and promote health in a gen.
eral way. For over so years
it has enjoyed public conf
dence.
Try it Today. Avoid Substitute:
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-04-19

Cne nsT see II this group Of sailors
he progression u width OF hrizn as the
style beconaes more summary in cDm-
position and suggestion Under this
tile q sailors. il seems. about seven
teaths cf the seasons shapes may be
CSassed- A fat brim 0f uniform width
lezves Is II 10 doubt bzf then there
are rolling brimued sailors, TOO. But
these szlsOrs shown IN the picture are
seiectscns 70 which the mIlliner points
with a pride that is well justified
while she turns her attention 10 max
Ing ueE ones with increasing width Of
nrir with which TO greet the adyane-
ing SUMMER.
Al The right . pretty hemp hat Is
pictured II Fl a soft-zppearing.
pressed shape N.ith slightly indented
crown. in batElezhi2 gray. THO bands
lf Telres Ysthcr. unequal in width, In
4 fairly stsczg blEe eoior. e1cirele the
crDNa- Four ornaments are set over
these bands They are made Of suede
III stretched over 4 supporting foan
catlcE- The KID is il the color Of the
hat ard forms . background for spl-
ceg-web css1gn in nes9iew0rk wrought
in nlls q q SILK hber ssed IL millinery.
Ccral beads are zd1sd to this to male
LIE attractive ard EuEStantial-looEing
CyzazHrl
A. tAe upper left a beautifully
EgTeu Cairese straw bat ia The nat
E-zH strmH Ccaor allows the use of mar
rpT brpun fzilae rsbbon il q unique
sEzZzl1g S51rz iengr hs cf the ribbon
afe 1hr1st through spaces between the
ssEzNs q which the shape is made.
Cherries are set n q close row about
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-04-19
AS VIEWED BY PHILOSOPHER
Happiness Not Always 20 Those Who
Make Great Catches IN the
Worlds Fish Pond.

We have seen men absorbedly fish
ing for wealth. and we imagine that
when they fail TO get u they are de-
feated and disappointed. Neither one.
The only men who are defeated in
this worldly fish pond are the ones
who haul up great bags Of gold on
their hooks. They are very soon bur
dened with the catch, and unable to
march comfortably farther along the
road- The only disappointed ones are
those who have no real purpose in
life. and suppose that fishing is an
end in itself.
had greatuncle once who died
quite happy and bankrupt Through
out his life he was jubilantly full Of
schemes for making a fortune. But IL
his patent Touring mill had ever sue
ceeded, or his method for tanning
leather had brought him wealth, SO
that he had been obliged to have two
houses and 20 servants and several
suits Of clothes and bills and accounts
and lawsuits, | am sure he would
have died miserable
Unfeeling and misunderstanding
persons are forever plying the old
maids. and especially those who seem
to be always angling for men. But
such behavior seems TO me quite in.
teiligible and quite parda&able-espe
cially if they never catch anything.
Having begun this game in early life
earlier than began fishing, and hav-
ing founded it on instincts even deep
er than mine, they would be silly In
deed now to give up so good sport
just because they have found other
and possibly more important, objects
in life-Suburban Life.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-04-19
POSSIBLE TO BE TOO GOOD
Writer in Woman's Magazine Gives
Some Wise Advice to Others
of Her Sex.

Women mourn and rail at mans un.
faithfulness, but it is only fair to re-
member, when such shortcomings are
brought up against man as set over
against woman, that Lilith was Just
as truly woman as was Eve. In our
accusations and recriminations we too
often forget that mans faithfulness to
a good woman is usually encouraged
by the wiles Of a bad one, and that
more often than not woman stands
at each end OF the path that stretches
from heaven to hell.
We forget, too, by what dear and
lovable things a man may be held to
the fair and honest ways of life. An
eager comradeship with him in the
things for which he cares. good hu.
NOR in sunshine as well as In storm,
an easy-going conscience as to the
smaller duties of life, and an abiding
love for frills and laces, these are the
gentle virtues that win serve to keen
sweet and eager the dreariest mascu-
line heart.
Good women have a world of sin
and sorrow for which to answer. and
a recent chance remark Of a famous
writer has more truth in it than we
always care to believe. when good
women are too good she said. ITO be
restful, dainty and sweet, they are be
ing as faithless to their marriage VOWS
as are the tired husbands who no
longer pay them homage. Southern
Woman's Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-04-19
Our IDEAL Of Perfection.

The modern world has new end
elaborate dogma Of the body but con.
viction Of It exist in regard to the
soul f. tentative and wary. For many
past years the faith has been taught,
the belief has been growing, that
physically fit Of necessity means men.
tally fit, that physical power is the
measure Of mans efficiency. The one
glory Of our college life lies in its
sports, and education OF muscle. The
only ideal Of perfection now In evi-
dence is an ideal Of physical perfec.
ton; for this. no sacrifice IS too great,
no case too cner0ls Images OF per
feet bodily deyeIoprwnt are kept be-
fore the young-the Apollo. with
beauty q sinew and muscle; but the
face q the Christ is growing ever
more and more dim before their eyes,
and is more and more apoIogetIcaiIy
presented, II presented al aEr.--At.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-04-19

It is very easy to spoil room by
choosing tie wrong fabric. The de'i-
cate outlines Of chippendale chairs
and sofas demand "a inconsRicuous
upholstering, and the material should
At least suggest six Armures and
other small patterned silks are the best
choice, snd the material may wei be
fine. az. To quantity needed is 50
small Never obscure the beautiful
back Of q Chfppendale chair OF sofa
with any sort Of a cushion. The cane
work Of a GOOD piece is as interesting
as carving. The same thing applies
TO Jacobean pieces.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-04-19

Funerals in China are most elabo-
rate. no expense being spared to give
the departed grand send-on. no mat
ter What his station ii life. Indeed.
bankruptcy, owing to the layishness
q q burial ceremony. is no uncom-
mon thing. The neYerending train
Of ceremonials that follows the de-
s<s1@e. - = .s1- <a1att.< g. -..s T.. -.-s...,
ffty~ ~ aN+D~s ts-Ns@%*fN ~ 49, 50 fzfEsF1l
instances. 10 take not only all the
time Of the descendants, but all their
wealth. For 100 days after the de-
mise an altar Il maintained IN the
home or the surviving relatiyes. before
which they bow and weep. not once,
but often daily. Relatives are gath
cred from far and near and guar
tered on the already afflicted family.
Priests arc retained for many days to
aid In the ceremonlals.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-04-19
N cirale Effects.

The narrow ribbons. usually OF vel
vet. or with crcsswise cord. CT n
rather heavy Er0sgrain with : picot
edge. are sometimes drawn around the
waist and krotfed q little bow and
short ends. OF in lorg loops and very
long ends in the back. but they are
more often used to finish or trim some
other girdle arrsngeuent OF 10 give
the effect OF girdle lines without the
reality
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-04-19

Evening wraps are very coy this
winter. for so many ordinarily wealthy
people are nov reduced in income and
are travelling b. the bus or subway.
denying themselves the luxury Of q
taxi. except or wet nights A new
ana charming idea for an evening
wrap Is long cloak OF radium blue
ripple pony cloth. set in gathers on
czpelike fur yoke that fits well and
closely over fhe shoulders
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-04-19

the base Of the crown sud ths ribbon
terminates in clipped ends 5a the
brim
The third szIiur Is a fire milan u
sand color with big daisies and shaded
blue forget etrEe-nOts SET close against
the side cToUn. These fand al The
crown are veiled With mzlines n the
color Of the shape stretched over them
Narr0p yelTei rlbbcn l. blue made into
small. fat bows with triple ends, eK-
tenzs about the crown 10 a band WITH
bows posed fat On the brin-
JULIA BOTTOHLEY.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-04-19

Aside from their Office of furnishing
a decorative finishing touch OF dainti-
ness to the apparel, collars are to be
considered from other points OF view,
for this season. at least. With the new
blouses made with high or convertible
collars attached, some means must be
devised to keep the neck and Upper
part OF the back from becoming too
quickly soiled Wash silk and the
various six crepes stand tubing as
well as ether fabrics. but il IS hardly
worth 9hiie TO overdo Il By washing
the entire blouse because the collar or
shoulders az the back have become
soiled with single days wear.
The separate collar Of lace or en-
bToidered batiste is at hand, IL mex
ituus1itie variety Of styles and pat
ttras. 20 be worn with all sorts Of
blouses. That portion which slips IN
der the blouse protects it from per
spiration, and the collar lies over the
collar OF the blouse and keeps it clean
Another Office Of the separate collar
lies in its provision Of q touch Of white
or cream color on the blouses and
dresses Of dark colors. Here it IS a.
ways good and no One-unless It Is
the palest OF blondes-can afford 10
dispense with white or pale tint
next the face.
Two collar designs are shown In the
picture. One Of them is wired run
OF lace. seRed to a small cape Of null
which lies under the blouse. The Wis
ible portion Of the other IS Of daintily
embroidered batisfei and coHtriFes 70
L.. hs.h IL lI.o 10. I......- al H.. ..l...
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-04-19

White and black gloves are the
gloves Of the moment, and the two
tones are combined ia dozens Of ways.
One combination that is striking Is
this: A White dressed Kid glove aifh
black Stitching around the edges Of
the fingers. he9vE black embroidery
on the backs and vide black straps
across the inside CT the wrists.