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The Ely miner., 1915-09-17

pleased with our investment and its
promise of golden returns.
That night Bunch and Alice were
over to our place for dinner. After
dinner Bunch an | sat down by the
log fire in the Dutch room, filled our
faces with Havana panatellas and pro-
ceeded to enjoy life in silence.
Into the next room came Alice and
Peaches and sat down for their usual
cackle.
Bunch and l started from our
reveries when we heard Alice say to
Peaches, You dot know what q
source of comfort it has been to me
to realize that Bunch doesn't know a
blessed thing about the tango or any
Of those hatefully intimate new
dances"
The same with me, Alice" friend
wife chirped IN. Il ,elieve if John
were tc suddenly display ability to
dance the tango I'd be Droken-hearted.
Naturally, I'd know that he must have
learned it with a licked companion
in some lawless cabaret. And if he
frequented cabarets without my knowl-
edge-oh. Alice. what would | do?"
looked at Bunch. he looked at me
and then we both looked out the win
dow.
For my part" Alice went on: II
trust Bunch so implicitly that | don t
even question i'is motive when he tele-
phones me he has to take dinner in
town with prospective real estate
customer"
And | know enough of human ma
ture," Peaches gurgled. Ito be sure
that if either one of them could tango
he would be crazy to show off at home.
| think we're very lucky, both of US.
to have such steaGy-going husbands,
don't you, Alice?"
At this point Aunt Martha buzzed
into the other room and the cackle
took on another complexion.
In the meantime Bunch and | had
passed away.
Its cold turkey" | whispered.
I've been in tie refrigerator for ten
minutes and I'm chilled to the bone.
Bunch whispered back.
Can we get our coin away from
Ikey?" I asked.
The next morning we had Ikey
Schwartz for luncheon with US at the
ST. Astorbiit. The dea being to daz.
zle him and get few of the iron men
back.
Leave everything to me-" Bunch
growled as we shaved our hats and
Indianfiled to trough.
"A Quart OF HappysTds." Bunch or
dered. How about it, Ikey?"
lkey flashed grin and tried to swal.
low his palate. so it wouldn't interfere
with the wet spell suggested by Bunch.
The Ely miner., 1915-09-17

r. He idea originated with Bunch
Jefferson. You can always count
on Bunch having a few freak ideas in
| the belfry where he keeps his butter
| lies.
Bunch and his wife, Alice. live out
in Westchester county, about half
mile from Uncle Peters bungalow.
| where friend wife and / are spending
| the winter.
The fact that Uncle Peter and Aunt
| Martha had decided to give US party
| was the inspiration for Bunch's bril-
| liant idea.
Listen, john" he macchiavellied;
mot one of this push out here knows
thing about the tango. Most of them
have a foolish idea that it's wicked
| institution invented by the devil who
sold his patent rights to the Evil-Do-
ers association. Now, I'll tell you
what we'll do, John: Well put them
WISE Well take about two lessons
from good instructor in town and on
the night of the party we'll make the
hit of our lives teachings them all to
tango. Are you James to the possibil-
ities?"
1T listens like a good SPIEL"
agreed "but will couple of lessons
be enough for us?"
Sure" he came back; we're not
& couple of Patsys with the pump!
We can learn enough in two lessons to
make good in this boob community.
| Why, we'll start a tango craze out
here that will put life and ginger in
the whole outfit and presently they'll
be putting up statues in our honor"
| Well, 10 make a long story lose it's
cunning, we made arrangements next
day with Ikey Schwartz, dancing in
structor, to explain the mysteries of
this modern home-wrecking PROPOSE
tion known as the tango, and paid him
| i'll advance the sum of $100.
1t seemed to me that hundred iron
men in advance was nifty little price
for two lessons, but Bunch assured me
| the price was reasonable on account of
the prevalence of rich scholars willing
to divide their patrimony with any
| body who could teach their feet to
| behave in time to the music.
We made an appointment to meet
Ikey at his studio" for our first les
son the following afternoon. Then
we hiked for home on the Ala, we'll
The Ely miner., 1915-09-17
IT SLuGS HARD.
Coffee a Sure and Powerful Bruiser.

Let your coffee slave be denied his
cup at its appointed time! Headache
sick stomach-fatigue. I know it all
in myself, and have seen it in others.
Strange that thinking, reasoning be-
ings will persist in its use," says a To
peka man.
He says further that he did not be-
gin drinking coffee until he was twen-
ty years old, and that slowly it began
to poison him, and affect his hearing
through his nervous system.
Finally, quit coffee and the condi-
tions slowly disappeared, but one cold
morning the smell Of my wife's coffee
was. too much for me and I took q
cup. Soon I was drinking my regular
allowance, tearing down brain and
nerves by the daily dose Of the nefa.
rious beverage.
Later, ! found my breath coming
hard, had frequent fits of nausea, and
then was taken down with bilious
fever.
Common sense came to me, and
quit coffee for good and went back to
Postum. I at once began to gain
and have had no returns of my bilious
symptoms, headache, dizziness or yer.
tigo.
Il now have health, bright
thoughts, and added weight, where be.
fore there was invalidism and the
blues.
my brother quit coffee because OF
its effect on his health and now uses
Postum. He could not stand the nerv.
Gus strain while using coffee, but keeps
well on Postum" Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum CereaI-the original form
must be well boiled. 15c and 25c pack.
ages.
Instant Postum-a soluble powder
dissolves quickly in a cup of hot wa
ter, and with cream and sugar, makes
a delicious beverage Instantly. 30c
and soc tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
There's a Reason. for Postum.
sold by Grocers.
The Ely miner., 1915-09-17

Aunt Martha heard yuy comment on
keys infirmity and was about to be-
come intensely sympathetic and tell
him how her brothers wife was cured
when Bunch interrupted loudly by ask
ing after Unc,c Peters health.
Never BETTER answered Aunt
Martha. He has spent all the morn
ing arranging the program of dancing
for our little party. He insists upon
having the Virginia Reel, the old-fash-
ioned waltz, the Polka and the Lam
GERS. Uncle Peter mas a perfect hc7.
ror of these modern dances and
Peaches and Alice and | share it with
him" Then she turned to Ikey, Don't
you think these modern dances are
perfectly disgusting?"
Poor key looked reproachfully at
the old lady second, then with gath.
ering astonishment he slid silently
off the chair and struck the floor with
a bump
Aunt Martha was so ratified over
this unexpected effort on Mr.
Schwartz's part that she upset her
coffee and Ikey got most of it in the
back of the neck.
When peace was finally restored the
old lady came to the surface with an
envelope which had been lying on the
table near her plate.
rs this your letter, John?" she
asked, and then arranging hel
glasses, read with great deliberation:
"Mr. I. Schwartz, Tango Teacher
Care of Kumearly and Staylates
Cabaret, New York"
Peaches and Alice went into the
ice business right away quick.
Aunt Martha in panied surprise
looked at me and then at Bunch anG
The Ely miner., 1915-09-17
Colo Douche.

President Wilson tells of famous
Princeton professor who supplied the
pulpit one Sunday in the hamlet OF
PENIS Neck.
He preached his finest sermon and
thrilled the congregation in the little
country church as it had never been
thrilled before. At the close of the
service he was feeling particularly
well satisfied with himself when the
leading elder approached and asked
him:
We'll, doctor, what's the damage?
The Ely miner., 1915-09-17
A Natural Inference.

sAh, this world is growing better!
I do not believe there is any danger
Of our getting into war. The return
Of prosperity is already apparent. This
weather is truly salubrious. All re-
ports tell of the most bountiful crops,
and"
Look here!" interrupted Gaunt N.
Grimm. you've had your salary
raised"
The Ely miner., 1915-09-17
Hard to Stop.

"Pa, what is. meant by freedom of
the seas'?"
1T means that nations merchant
ships have right to go anywhere they
please"
do they do that, pa?"
mo, my son. There is no such
thing as freedom of the seas nova
days. except for icebergs."
The Ely miner., 1915-09-17
He Let Ii Go.

Fault Finder Tin front of dairy res
taurant)-I notice the word dairy on
your new sign is spelled diary.
Proprietor know it is. l was
going to have it changed, but the
painter convinced me his way of spell
ing the word was more suggestive.
Fault Finder-More suggestive?
Proprietor-Yes; he said it con.
veyed the idea of putting things down
Judge.
The Ely miner., 1915-09-17
DO NOT HESITATE


A hot bath with Cuticura Soap and
gentle application of Cuticura Oint.
ment at once relieve, permit rest and
sleep and point to speedy healment
of eczemas, rashes, itchings and irri-
tations of infants and children even
In severe cases.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Ady.
The Ely miner., 1915-09-17
His View.

Optimist-What do you consider the
greatest thing that ever happened?
Pessimist-It hasn't.-Puck.
The Ely miner., 1915-09-17

bridges in New York approximates
721,000 tons every day.
The Ely miner., 1915-09-17

Good resolutions are inexpensive
but they are hard to keep.
The Ely miner., 1915-09-17
Labor Wasted.

Labor Wasted.
do you think the average man
needs to be trained to fight?"
mot If he's married"
The Ely miner., 1915-09-17
Don't Poison Baby.

mother thought child
OF auoan pnpS 20 T61 re ~ P iii Sdes .h
FROM WHICH NO WAKING Many the children who
children
anybody labelling poison The definition Of narcotic
and produces Sleep but uh poison
conclusions and DEATH The taste and
sold
You should not permit
what it is composed. CASTORIA DOES NOT
CONTAIN NARCOTICS, II it bears the signature ~
Chas. n. Fletcher. %[ANxGu
The Ely miner., 1915-09-17
- ...a a
Nuotb
Qe4o4o>s&

For years have been stating in the newspapers of tho
country that great many women have escaped serious op
erations by taking Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Com
pound, and it is true.
We are permitted to publish in this announcement
extracts from the letters of five All have been
recently received unsolicited. Could any evidence be
more convincingl
As could scarcely saghen at times My back ached and
could not Sleep and thought never would Do
better until submitted operation but commenced taking
Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable Compound and felt like new
woman"-Mrs HAYWARD Sewers, Hodgdon, Me.
. SHELBYv1E KY-aI suffered from female trouble
must be operated When husband learned this he got
bottle Lydia Pnkham Vegetable Compound for and after
taking few days better and continued to until
well"-Mrs. MoLLIE SMITH, RID, Shelbyvile Ky.
HANOVER PaThe doctor advised operation but
O husband Lydia E. Pnkham Vegetable Compound and
experienced great relief in short time Now feel like
and do hard days work and not mind rs ADA WuT
BOB Walnut st, Hanover, Pa
DECATUR IL1sI sick in bed and three of the best phy
Fs clans said would have to be taken to the hospital for
alton had something left side refused to sub
NIT to the operation and took Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable Com
pod-and worked miracle and tell other women
what has done for me-r LAURA A GRIswoLD, 2437 East
William Street, Decatur, Ill
CLEVELAND Oo"I very irregular and for several years
Os side panied that expected to have to undergo
would help took Lydia E. Pnkham's Vege- 9IreNp
table Compound and became regular and free W/ ~NM
from [ thankful for such good ned- VI T. ~
will always give it the highest praise"- II fY~W Il
Mrs c. IL GRHFITH, 1868 Constant st, CevelandO o. II \
E.PINKHAM MEDICINECO. (M Ssz5R I'M
MASS, for advice MScs[ESSIW
opened read and answered GISSGVSSS
by a and held in strict confidence
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21
KING K0RNDYkE P|ETERTJE PONTIAC, No, 1O6,5l8
One of the herd sires of the Greenbank Farm,
Greenbank, Washington, and
valued at 100000.

lbs. butter, stands as a worlds record
for that length of time. He has more
20 Id. daughters; more 20 lib. 2-year
old daughters; and more daughters
that have made 80 lbs. with second
calf than any other sire living or
dead. His list of 10 daughters, with
records above 80 lbs is exceeded by
only one other-his sire Pontiac
Korn6yke. He is the only bull of any
breed who has 100 or more A. r. o.
daughters, whose sire and dams sire
each, has over 100 A. R. o. daughters.
Collectively, the three have 81 30-lb
daughters; showing which no other
combination can boast. May Korn-
Uyke Cd, 1851 lbs. as three year old,
the dam of King Korndkye Pietertje
Pontiac, is a COW of exceptional breed
ing; her dam, May Korndyke, was the
first 3-year-old to make 3O-lb.
record, and Is one of the three o0-lb.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21
PAINTED CARS AND BANANAS,

H. P. Potter, district freight and
passenger agent of the O.-W. r. G.
N. company, has just returned to this
city. While away he visited his old
home in Ballymacree, Ireland, also
many of the principal cities of the
East in the United States. He says
that while away he met Henry Ford,
who told him that next year all the
Ford cars would be painted yellow,
so that the Ford agents could buy
them in lunches like the grocers do
bananas.
While we do not doubt Mr.. Potter's
veracity We propose to see Bro. Sour
ry of the F. &. F. Garage and get his
version of this yellow painted car
business-"Think of IT,! Mr.. Potter
also says that business is improving
all over the country.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21
DOING A LARGER BUSINESS.
This leads us to

The Electric Service & Supply com.
pany in the Electric building is max.
ing extended alterations and additions
in it's stock room; this has been found
necessary in order to carry larger
stock of electric goods to meet the
increasing demand. do it electrical.
ly' is the slogan which has found
ready and increasing favor in the
business of this company. The vari-
ETY. of articles now supplied for cleo.
trical use is almost endless and from
the standpoint of economy, usefulness
and cleanliness are a boon to all
users.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21
A FIR TREE 1850 YEARS OLD.

The receipts for timber sales on
the national forests in Washington and
Oregon during the first quarter Of the
present fiscal year, show marked
increase. In fact, the receipts for
this first quarter are more than half
what they were for the entire previous
fiscal year. This indicates a very
decided increase in cutting operations
on the government forests.
A forest ranger on the Olympic ma
tional forest has reported Douglas fir
tree which is over 1850 years old.
Hitherto the oldest Douglas fir Of
which there was an accurate record
had 740 annual rings. Does any one
know of an older tree of this species
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21
INSTITUTE NEXT WEEK.

Many teachers Of Grays Harbor
county are planning upon attending
the state teachers institute, next week
in Seattle. A dozen will 90 from
Aberdeen. Attendance at the instl.
tute will count as school work, no pay
being deducted. City Superintendent
of Schools George B. Miller figures
that, by use of substitutes, few if any
Of the Aberdeen school rooms will
have to be closed during the absence
of teachers. Mr.. Miller, too, will at
tend the institute
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21
CONCERT FOR CHARITY.

The Pythian Sisters Relief club will
give a concert on the evening of No.
vember 5, at the Aberdeen high school
auditorium, the affair being under the
direction of Mrs. Croxall, assisted by
the Grays Harbor orchestra An in
teresting program is being prepared,
an admission of rs cents will be
charged, and, in view of the good work
being done by the club in the relief
of cases of restitution, crowd is con-
fidently expected.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21

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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21
A MOST ARTISTIC DISPLAY.
One of the show windows of tn

One Of the show windows of the
George J. Wolff store has recently
caused much admiration and atten-
ton; it consisted of a most compre-
hensive and beautiful display of art
goods. The time is now here when
these goods are much in demand for
the making of Christmas gifts. 1t is
rarely that such beautiful display is
brought together in one store There
seems to be in this exhibit everything
that the heart could wish in this par
ticular, seasonable and important
line.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21
GREENLAND FARMS PREMIER SIRE

Readers generally are elated over
the fact that the state of Washington
IL the home of one Of the greatest
sires of the Holstein breed. King
Korndyke Pietertje Pontiac No. 127,-
387, the only son of King Of the Pom
tiacs in the Northwest, enjoys this
distinction. King of the Pontiacs Is
the leading sire of the breed; in fact,
he has no rival in any Of the dairy
breeds. His list of Advanced Regis
try daughters, now numbering 1913, ex-
ceeds that of any other dairy sire by
over 40 head. His daughter, X. P.
Pontiac Lass's Z day record of 44.18
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21

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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21

daughters of Joe Gelsche DeKol
Burke, the best son Of Prilly-the
greatest transmitting COW Of the
world, through her daughters. Beauty
Pietertje Prince. the sire Of May
Korndyke I'd. is a son Of Beauty Pie.
terrific Butter King and Clarissa Clot.
hide Pietertje. who has a record of
1882 lbs. of butter from 679.5 lbs. of
milk in seven days. AS an evidence of
the value placed by breeders upon the
blood lines of May Korndyke I'd, dam
of King Korndyke Pietertje Pontiac,
her 2-year old son by an untried sire,
sold on September 18th, at Hanford,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21

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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21
Continued from Page /

Davidson eros.-Dollar Day was a
success.
sheIIey's croeery.-Trade on Dollar
Day was eminently satisfactory.
c. e. erowneii.-We had good
business Dollar Day.
Advertises Hardware.
J. w. Baker Hardware Co.-Dollar
Day is a good advertisement of bust.
ness If nothing else.
Hair Trade Assisted.
Mrs. N. A. Bush Hair Store.-I am
pleased with Dollar Day results be-
cause it brought new trade to me.
Stimulates Hotel Trade.
Hotel Washington.-As a trade
stimulant, especially, Dollar Day is to
be commended.
JeweIry Sales Good.
Thomas J. Thomas JeweIry Store
Trade was satisfactory on Dollar Day.
s. J. stieoiitx JeweIry Store
Dollar Day proved its worth. It
should be a regular institution.
MilIiners Pleased
Mrs. A. II. Marsh's MilIinery.-As
an advertisement like Dollar Day
5athurst's MiIIinery-Business was
very good on Dollar Day.
Helps Mems Furnishings.
elyth & eIyth.-It brought the peo-
pie out and we got our full share.
A. w. BarkIey.-We did half again
as much business as we had expected
for Dollar Day.
Huotari & Co.-Dolar Day is good
idea.
A. M. sendetson.-Dollar Day was
satisfactory. In future it should be
conducted for one day only, however.
A. e. AIexander.-It should be the
only special sale day of the year, and
held every four or six months.
Lewis & co.-Good for dry goods,
likely, but not for the clothing bust.
ness.
Music Sells.
Payette's Music House.-Sheet mu-
sic sales were stimulated greatly all
day.
Good for Studios.
Messages Studio. - Dollar Day
brought considerable new business to
the studio.
Does Not Help Produce.
Satsop Produce Cove could not
see much difference in sales for the
day.
Boosts Realty Sales.
J. A. Hood.-I obtained good re-
suits from my Dollar Day advertising
Newman G. automatically sales
were brisk Dollar Day.
Shoes Sell Well.
Brown-EImore Shoe Cove sold
out our full line of Dollar Day bargains
and are content.
MarIett Shoe co.-Dollar Day was
the biggest kind of a success.
Garman & zeigler.-Business was
helped somewhat.
Sigurd Observation-Disclosures it is
good for other lines, but not for mems
shoes.
Brisk for Tailor.
John Hanson.--Business was stimu-
lated by Dollar Day.
Sign Painting Brightens.
WetteIand Auto G. Sign Painting
Co.-Dollar Day seems to have proved
a success.
D. MacLafferty.-Dollar Day is a
good thing, apparently, for some lines.
Aberdeen Paint Co.-Our business
showed benefit from Dollar Day bar
gains.
Bakery Business Helped.
German Bakery-Sales were much
hotter here on Dollar Day.
Notion Store Lively.
F. w. WooIworth.-yVe had good
day, Dollar Day.
Restaurant Busy.
Phelps cafe.-We had rush of
customers all day.
Flower Trade Quickens.
Crammatte's Sweet Shop. - Dollar
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21

Calf, for $4,000; the highest price
ever paid at public auction for a bull
of any breed, west of the Rocky Noun
tains. To the student of Holstein
breeding the pedigree of King Korn-
dyke Pietertje Pontiac offers an op.
portunity for most interesting study,
tracing as it does to many of the
noted members of the breed, including
two of the best sons of old DeKol I'd
the fountain head of producing Hol-
stems.
Aside from his breeding, King Korn.
dyke Pietertje Pontiac is an animal
of exceptional quality, as shown by
his picture, which appears in this
issue; and, in bringing a sire of this
high quality to the state, the Green
bank Farm of Greenbank, Washington,
has done much toward furthering the
popularity of this already popular
breed in the Northwest.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21
STUDENTS TO DEBATE.

Aberdeen high school students are
busy working up the first interclass
debate of the term, which will be held
Friday, the subject being the merits
of the commission form of government
as opposed to a councilmanic system
plus city manager.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21
Thirty-sixth Anniversary Of the Electrical Industry
CONTINUED from Page y.

black and soft paper fish line combinations of
paper and tar linen cardboard ceuloid box wood
nuthair and SHE'LL shavings from hickory bay wood
wood and thousand varieties of wood, lamp wick
punk cork bamboo fiber These Of course but few
of the substances investigated The practical ament
found the fiber growing just under the outside hard
face of variety bamboo Imagine end
less search which have been carried before such
unlikely material could be discovered
Six and thirty years ago, the 21st day of October
remarkable achievement in science and engineering first
literally saw the light at Menlo Park New jersey and
established for itself and it's inventor place of prominence
and honor in daily lives destined endure long
the world shall last That achievement
of the ncandescent electric light.
1t will more than repay you to tamy while in the
Display Show Rooms of the Electric Service Supply
Company the Electric Building where you will be received
coureousy and things electrical and every information
cheerfully given you.
If You Seek Monument to MIR. Edison,
Look About You
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-10-21

The Herald is the most widely read
paper in Grays Harbor county. Wise
advertisers know it.