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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
DRINK LOTS OF WATER
TO FLUSH THE KIDNEYS
Eat Less Meat and Take Salts for
6ackache or Bladder Trouble
Neutrallxe Acids.

Uric acid In meat excites the kid.
neys, they become overworked; get
sluggish. ache. and feel like Jumps Of
: lead. The urine becomes cloudy: the
bladder Is irritated, and you may be
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night. When the kid
neys clog you must help them flush
OF the body's urinous waste or you'll
be real sick person shortly. At first
you feel . dull misery in the kidney
region. you suffer from backache. sick
headache, dizziness, stomach gets sour,
tongue coated and you feel rheumatic
twinges when the weather is bad.
Eat less meat, drink lots Of water;
also get from any pharmacist four
ounces of Jad Salts: take table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This ia
nous salts is made from the acid Of
grapes and lemon juice, combined
with lithia, and has been used for
generations to clean clogged kidneys
and stimulate them TO normal activity.
also to neutralize the acids in urine,
so it no longer is source of irrita
ton, thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive. cannot in
1ure; makes delightful effervescent
Whitewater drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active Druggists
here say they sell lots of Jad Salts to
folks who believe in overcoming kid
ney trouble while it is only trouble
Adv.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
It Was a Secret.

These war bulletins conceal a lot,
said Playwright George Cohan at a
luncheon at the Players in New York
They suggest, in their shocking
concealments, the case OF little Will
lie. Little Willie entered the draw
ing room, where his pretty sister was
entertaining Mr.. Bones. and said:
Mr. Bones, look at this
And he stood on his head cleverly.
"Ha, ha, laughed Bones. Ha, ha,
ha! Who taught you to do that. kid?"
Little Willie looked as mysterious
as war bulletin as he answered:
Sister told me | must never tell. -
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
BOYD PARK

MAKERS OF JEWELN
FOUNDED 1892
SALT LAKE CITY

The Wall street broker had been to
dinner where the fizz hzzled mer-
rily and he was right onto the 1zz
wagon.
Hello, old top" a friend greeted
him on his way home about midnight;
been to Browns dinner? What kind.
OF time did you have?"
: Fine" he replied, pulling himself
together Sat next to a gray gas
widow who"
"A what?" broke in the friend.
"A gray gas-no," he corrected
himself, rubbing his mouth with
the back of his hand, mo, gay grass
widow, and she"
That's different" laughed the
friend and let him finish his story
New York Sun.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
A Lame Answer.

The stupid person sometimes says
witty thing without knowing it, A
professor in a medical college had
one very exasperating student
You see Mr.. Smith," said the pro-
fessor TO this young man one day,
the subject of this diagram limps,
because one of his legs is a tri1e
shorter than the other. Now. what
should you do in such a case?"
Il should limp, too, think. SIR re-
piled the student, with an expression
of perfect innocence on his face.-Tit-
Bits.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
LOSING HOPE '
WOMAN VERY ILL
Finally Restored To Health
By Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Bellevue, Ohio. 81 was in a terrible
state before took Lydia E. Pinkham's

V ege tAbl g Com
pound. My back
acheduntil l thought
it would break, / had
pains all over me,
nervous feelings and
periodic troubles. L
was very weak and
run down and was
losing hope Of ever
b eing W ell an d
strong. After TAX
ing Lydia E. Pink
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
What They Wero Hidipu.

Il honestly b'lieve," remarked Aunt
Sarah Jane, them Oldhams is gettin'
to be regular Agnostics. They don't
keep the family Bible on the center
table in the best room now"
Well" replied Aunt Ann Eliza,
'tisn't their religion they're hiding.
It's their age. Them Oldham girls is
getting on"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
The Dukes Bargain.

The duke was about bankrupt
when he married Miss Millyuns."
Then you don't think it was a love
match?"
mo; 1t was a safety match from
the dukes point of view"-Boston
Transcript
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
Some Pedigree.

The Lady-You say the dog has a.
long pedigree?
The Dealer-Yes, marin. e has. One
OF Is ancestors chewed off tn corner
OF the Magny Charity, an another of
'em bit ole in good King h'Alfred.
Yes, marm.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
FEELING of Security.

Bill-Saw you out horseback riding,
today.
Jill-Oh, did you?
81 suppose you feel as safe on a
horse as you would on trolley?"
Safer. You are not expected to
give up your seat to lady on horse"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
NEGLECT YOUR SCALP
And Lose Your Hair. Cuticura Pre-
vents It Trial Free.

Cuticura Soap shampoos cleanse
and purify the scalp Of dandruff while
the Ointment soothes and heals the
irritated scalp skin. Dandrufr and
itching are hair destroyers. Get &C.
9uainted with these supercreamy emol-
lients for the skin and scalp.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
No Sympathy.

Sir your daughter has promised to
become my wife"
wen, don't come to me for SYM
patty; you might know something
would happen to you, hanging around
here five nights a week Houston
Post.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
Too plain Spoken.

He-I wish you'd drop the Mister
and call me plain George
She-Oh, but it would be unkind to
twit you on your personal appearance
that way.-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
With Your Pepper Seeds

When using green or red sweet pep
pers save the seeds, which you find in
large numbers inside the shell. Dry
.hese on a plate and put them in a
wide-necked bottle. They are delici-
'us for giving zest to soups. grayies,.
sauces, salad dressing and the like.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
Had Learned Why.

Am as dear to you as | was dur
ing our courtship, darling?" queried.
the bride OF six short months.
Much dearer," briefly answered,
the freight-payer of the combine as he
proceeded to audit the latest crop Of
monthly Indianapolis Star.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
PIayin0 Safe.

Wife, what does the doctor say
about your case?"
He thinks there is nothing radi-
cally wrong. STILL complications may
arise, so | guess I'll spend a month
at the seashore to be on the safe
side"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
Delivery.

Church, see the letter carriers in
Portugal save themselves much walk
ing on Sunday by delivering letters at
church.
Gotham-But ! should think the de-
livery of the letter carrier would in
terfere with that of the preacher
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
Just a Shower

The host-It's beginning 10 rain.
you'd better stay to dinner.
The guest-Oh, thanks very much:
but it's not bad enough for that
Yale Record.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
Halt the Fun.

why don't these luxurious steam
ships abolish the steerage?"
Why should they?"
Then there would be no poor pas
sengers to be roped Off"
You don't understand The rich
passengers like to see few poor pas
sengers roped off."-Brooklyn Citizen.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
All for Pleasure.

When | got married my wife said
she would go to the end of the world
with me-"
"A noble sentiment"
But | found out later that she
meant the Paris end"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
To Clean a Carpet sweeoer.

A very coarse scrubbing brush will
'e found the best thing for removing
he threads, hairs, etc. which are so
ard to get out of the brushes Of a
arpet sweeper.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
Old Running Sores

y you have Old or Running Sores of any
hind try OLEVO SALVE. Olsvo Salvs
has cured where doctors and operations
have failed. Price BY mail IS cents .
Jar. For further information address
olsve c., 2l7 Schaeider Ave., Nevperl. Nv.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
Grow Profitable Pios.

We cannot grow pigs profitably
without feeding enough to keep them
gaining steadily.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
Keep Calf Confortabt.

If the new calf shivers. its pen Is
not warm enough. Give 1t a good rub
down and put it IN warmer place
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16

hams Vegetable Compound improved
rapidly and today am . well woman. l
cannot tell you how happy l feel and
cannot say too much for your Compound.
Would not be without it in the house II
It cost three times the amount. Mrs.
CHAs. CHAPMAN, R. F. D. No. z, Belle
vue, Ohio.
WOman's Precious Gift.
The one which she should most zeal
ously guard, is her health, but it 10
the one most often neglected, until
some aiment peculiar to her sex has
fastened itself upon her. When 80 af-
fected such women may rely upon Lydia
E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, q
remedy that has been wonderfully sue
cessful in restoring health to suffering
women.
II you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you. write
to Lydia E.Pinkham Medicine Co.
(cOnfldentiaD Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by woman,
and held In strict confidence.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
Eggs Easily Ruined.

Duck eggs are very easily ruined By
careless handling.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
Sore
Eyes

Your Druggist SOC per Bottle Murine Eye
Sslvein Tubes25c For Seek Of the Z yc free ask
Druggists or Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
Appropriatc Fate.

What did they do with the train
Fobber?"
"Railroaded him"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-04-16
Granulated Eyelids,

Eyes inflarned BY expo
sure to Sun. Dust and Wind
guicklyrelieved by Murine
Eye Remedy. No Smarung.
Just Eve Comfort Al
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-09
ESSELBORN WINS
IN SWIMMING RACE

George Esselborn, Of the West Side
Young Mems Christian Association, won
the 6O-yard handicap swimming race at
Madison Square Garden last night while
some four thousand spectators cheered
him on.
Esselborn started with the rather lib
eraI allowance of 10 seconds, and
splashed his way along to lead A. T..
Law. an unattached athlete, who start
cd two seconds behind him, and a. j..
Miller, also Of the West Side Young
Mems Christian Association. who also
allowed him two seconds, in third posi-
tion. 10 was a close and thrilling race
all the way, but Esseiborn had just &
little too much speed for the others and
held his lead 10 the end.
Miss Josephine Bartlett, with the aid
Of two-point handicap, cane of vic
torious in the fancy diving competition
with q total of 81 Is points. Miss Grace
Chancellor was second, with Sc "a
points. but she had an 11-point handi-
can. Miss Daisy Greenhall, that dainty
yGunrster. was third, with 60 points,
The final round for the Annette KEEL
hermann cup will be held tonight, when
the twenty-second annual renewal Of
the show Will come to close. The
special quarter-mile scratch race for
women also will be held, as well as an
seward scratch race for men.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-09
NEW DETRIMENTAL
HAS GOOD POINTS
NJ & S., Shown at Palace, IS
Attracting Attention of
Engineers.

Not all the interest in the automo-
bile show is confined 10 the c0mPIS-e
Gus. and there are many OF the VS.
;tcrs who s-snd hours on the upper
doors looking over the novel devices
tbot are shown. One Of the newest
arJ hest Of the exhibits and one when
Les attracted the attention OF nearly
everv engineer who has VISITED the
palace occupies a modest part OF the
Rroyn Line booth, on the thlrd moor
Il il the VI. & s. ditferentlal gear, the
invention Of Lewis Scurlock, OF Kansas
City. .,.-t. ...i,,,
The device is a novelI Of high value
FL, that il removes a shortening that
has bcen insoparable from the ordl-
nary diferential. The VI. q :. i
worm diTerential. which insures a
nositive null by both rear wheels while
turning. IL makes traction certainty
under the most adverse conditions,
which necessarily means that greater
smount of the power generated by the
motor can be used through the rear
wheels Greater tire mileage and
rasclenc economy are claimed Tor the
new gear. while IL IS asserted that py
its use skdding Is practically elinl-
mated.
The NJ. E. y. is out Of the field OF eN-
pertinent. as il Is used on the amazing
lv efficient >Jeffery quad" trucks, o.
which several hundred are already at
work in the service OF the Allies IN
Eurfpe. Reports from the war zone
indicate that the Jcfcry trucks are
giving quality Of service even ~ az
,s4ee W the claims made ieE then
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-09
MORRIS HIGH WINS
TEAM RIFLE SHOOT
Defeats Curtis by Four
Points-DoWell Makes
Poor Score.

Morris High School, Of The bronx
turned the tables on Curtis High
school. of Staten Island, yesterday by
capturing the city rifle team shooting
championship Of the Class A division.
1t was the third day OF the open tour
nament that is being held by the Nor
ris High School on the ranges OF the
list Regiment Armory.
The Bronx boys gathered a total oil
29l out Of a possible 800 when Wa
four points better than Curtis. In the
meeting last year Curtis was the VIC
tor over Morris by two points.
The Curtis marSsmen found the
bulTs-cye more often than the MOTIFS
representatives, but ollie Dowell, the
Curtis lead-of man. was q victim OF
nervousness and handed in a poor card
of 40. This was responsible Tor the
loss of the match. James Smith, OF
Curtis. made the best individual mark
Of the day. with "a, while Joseph Le-
vine. of Morris, was only one point be-
hind.
49, ----. fc1l,trs
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-09
SATISFIED MORTGAGES.
yl,h amount u mortgage and name aud address
Of Attorney
rANsrrAUE


ARTHUR Az. " s.. -ii0 i,'th ST. $3.50; Hls'
+. 1912: Caroline SDudicr ~ AmtIt J. I4i,t
s.ty M9Asaa .,i ioi i.,5 1 I'd SKIS.
be" 1904. r and PoHta Ptrone 20 Leonore
Adler 1907 Lexington av. atNs. haN'fo"tt1 ~ os n
BRiGGS ky.es. 100 D Ioith st. % lx!2 lx4- *
III. AurI s. 1906. ~ II and Arena A Nusi to
sarah \ Brush. att3s. AuoNsmth d Dunn, o-55
DiGA1wAY. q p cor 95h 81. % 6rloo: May r.
ig0{. ana Ellen CouneIi tp The Mutual LIE
ire'I.i.e Co. attr. Title Guarantee CO., $50 Nl'
CROTONA Az. lU9 W s, lo3.1 d I0,h 81 80.
~ ike lxlO0N. Dc a. 1905. j a.d Marie \
Kobe To- Emma jnser' a.'5' 4 lI'A''l- 6o5
CIiA%p BOULEVARD and CONCoURsE. = IS. lii
4 ls.d a. 90 4xl0tS1 iEliJ.6. Dec -, l'egg,
+ Won 20 Iva - Dundln Looo' uus' ~'l5' va
Guarantee Co l1i BWU: -, - ~
HOUSTON ST. -e fr9 , ' e9 1T,5 SoT,0 Pl.1
Ger 90 lille Il stump NOV NayI0H' a',s1 o55
r6 81" ;9 ma I iIo8. ylrian estate. 2i,h Ward.
Nov .. 1911. IA HOFFMAN, 10 Clara Cafoii9
ats. q Squire,. 2e9 Madison az. ~ rsivo
W,,.e'ma4 10 Margaret Helm. Flushing J.
atty- seiman q u. =. Li.eil s,,ioo. N1g
1893. NeVbury u Frost % Metropolitan LNr ~
suralos Go. atus. Wood'ort. B b. M,aadii5,
PR0SPEcT Az. "a cor Jennings S.. 4}rao lot
t1.1x7A4: oct Il. 1910: Prmpect Jennins' h..-5
90 to Emily Fug.s' liil- Chl''''-n % &, ool
,ytsIiIIe,ToS A. alls. " S. SIS from " COZ
TaIm.dso 81. 2ssl035. Jan ~. 1909. Alma 4
lsr Az w . 5s2s 77th s. -TI.j: July l. 1905.
ii I ana Marie Butt 90 Christina 1uns. .fls
address. Yoaas go J l'l 55, y p,-, re3
stats az " Supye,aut. l1u Ward. OBJ d.
lltl ST.. 25.2Tlo0 Aprl 7 s isso, y aver e. 6oo
ta-rii ST u. A. &. 2IxlO33. Dec H.. 1900
=. ald Annie zpscr 70 u Walsh. att; AT NJ
,e 4iffg sr 81 1,A o s,7 s,h ay. 2l1ss Q, Dee
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-09
St. Bernard Will Have
New Home in 9Sth ST.,
Near Fifth AV.

s l00-foot plot on the southerly side
of g6th st., 100 feet east OF Fifth av., has
been bought for new school site by a
committee composed Of parents Of pu-
pills attending St. Demands School. For
Ton years this place of learning, where
boys under fourteen years Of age are
prepared for higher schools, has been
housed in the four story dwelling at
IL East Goth ST., just east Of Park av.
The projectors of the plan believe that
a model school not crowded among
other buildings for private pupils mas
been long IN need.
The property had been purchased
from The Mutual Life Insurance Com
pany for figure little above SlO,OOO.
Plans for the proposed school are TO be
prepared by De.ano q Aldrich, the ar
chtccts. II will be a three story
structure of plain design, but so ar
ranged that II will enjoy an abundance
Of light. The building will be erected
in the centre of the plot, allowing
sufficient room for recreation purposes
about it.
Work on the proposed structure will
begin in the near future, and when 1t
is completed il will be turned over
under a lease TO the school, of which
II. $. Tabor and J. c. jenkins are the
head masters. The 9Sth St. plot was
bought By the insurance company from
Emanuel Blumenstiel in November,
1909.
The c. F. Gennerich estate, just be
vond Spuyten Duyvil, which has been
in the possession OF the family for the
last quarter of a century, has been
sold. The tract contains about twenty
seven lots and comprises the southerly
two-:hirds Of the block bounded by the
Spuyten Duyvil Parkway, Independence
av.. 23Oth and 23lst sts. There Is an
attractive old two and one-halt story
brick and frame mansion in the centre
of the plot, and there are two frame
stables at the southerly and westerly
ends. Roughly. the property fronts
about $50 feet on the parkway and on
Independence av and about 800 feet
on each street.
William J. Gabel has sold for cash
for Byron A. Beal TO the Benenson
Realty Company the plot, 4O5xl3Oxl39X
GS feet in the rear, on Crotona Park
East. 175 feet south of the corner OF
Crotona Park East and directly IN the
rear of the l74th st. subway station.
The BUYERS will erect an apartment
house on the site similar to the one
lust sold by the same broker for the
same company on Crotona Park North.
Grossman & Phillips have sold for
the Angel Construction Company Gar
mine Cioffi. president) 1913 and 800 In
tervale av.. a five story new law house,
on plot 5Oxl00 feet. The property is
inst west of Westminster av. and only
a short distance from the lnteryale ay.
subway station.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-09
TRAVIS DEFEATED
IN GOLF TOURNEY

Pinehurst. y. c., Jan. s.-The semi
final round in the twelfth annual mid
winter golf tourney acre to-day de-
vclopod two surprises the two and one
defeat Of Walter J. Travis, of Garden
City, by W A. Barber, jr. of Princeton,
and the ninetcen-hole victory of g.. B.
Hudson. Of North Fork, over Harold
Slater. of Fox Hills.
Barber win now meet Parker W.
Whittemore. of the Country Club, for
the presidents cup, while Hudson Will
play Robert Hunter, of Wee Burn. in
the final round for the consolation
trophy.
Whittemore was two up at the turn
i'm his match with Gardner. but the
Rhode Island player was all square on
the twelfth, losing the next three holes
and the match by FIVE up and three 10
play.
G. NJ. Howard. Of Halifax, eliminated
S. H. Patterson, Of Plainfeld, in the
second division consolation. In the
third division ]. 3. Roberts. Of Duchess,
lost 10 G. F. Peterson, OF ST. Gather
ines
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-09
TOWNSEND HARRIS WINS
Defeat Commerce in Dual
Swimming Meet.

Tom Brier, of the High School Of
Commerce, eQualicd the schoolboy
plunge Tor distance record OF 63 feet o
inches in dual meet with the Town
send Harris Hall High School at the
City College swimming pool yesterday.
Townsend won the meet with total
Of 33 points TO 20. In the six races the
townsend swimmers took four FIRST
places.
Townsend captured the sOO-foot re-
lay race as the result Of strong squirt
by Munson. who beat out Albanus by a
few feet. In the l00-yard swim Yer
milya and Baer, Of Townsend, out
spuutod Albanus, Of Commerce, IN the
fast time Of 1909
The summaries follow:
.0Nari saIm.WHu ir Cal.l.su. Commerce Ham
lf"u Commerce. second. UaUd-.I.u.. Townsend
liarri, Hall 'Mrd. Time ->t- so-.rIs
100 tarI swim W.l lf Ncrm'}a. IH'n-cnI har
Aanu. commerce i.Ilu TIM. 0t
--Y.'srI swim W.H .' Nu.an T0eusen Hat-
Us Haa. lrtfnl.I Commerce. second. Crawford.
l.Nn.Dni Harris ball. tirI Time Or
SnN.'.. u.t la.e.Wn ly Toun.end Harris
Hall bland .ua. NuH..r Beer. NcruitsI Conn
H'fe 1a.H'". Hg'.r. Aoanut Lo"eisie'H' B.
p,. On. Won hg E-.uick Townsend Har-
Ir Ha.l. tt..raifN. Commerce. second NNAfNfs
Townsend Nafrl- VAN third
F.uns. f1r li- au-a-N1u ly HrIe- Commerce
fc.- inches Thav. Townsend lauis. =, feet
in Dies. sc,oad. Phelps Townsend Harris. ~ irei
Point scorc- Townsend Harris So. Commerce. 90