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Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29
Community Club MusicaIes.

Get-acquainted musicales r being
held on each Thursday night at the
t community club. The exercises are
attended by club members and their
trends and the meetings have been
featured by splendid programs and a
sod attendance.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29
B. Y. p. e. Social.

The Baptist Young Peoples Union
81 the First Baptist church held an
enjoyable social at the home of MI. and
Mrs. Foster Bennett last Thursday
night. The program consisted OF
g4mes and musical selections. Re
fteshments were served.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29
MR.. WOMBLE

Rev. w. F. Womble has returned
from Tweed's chapel where he has
been assisting Rev. Mr.. Troy with re-
vival services for two weeks. The
meeting was a success, resulting in.
about forty conversions.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29
BIRTHDAY Party.

Little Miss Margaret Patton cele-
hr&ted her second birthday Monday
afternoon at her home at Flat Rock.
WITH a party.
The table was placed on the lawn
and was beautifully decorated in pink
End white. Refreshments we're served.
Ihose present were: Misses Ella
and Marion, Finley, Catherine Ram
icy; Sara Wilder, Inez Lowndes,
Eeien Bradford, ) Mia Fisher. Ruth
freeman, Annie and Gladys Walker.
masters Fairy Barber, yJr., L. E. Fisher,
A., francis Patton. Ralph and ]. N.
"oCultough and William Lowndes.
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To HOEf Military BALL.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29
Park Hill Ball.

Park Hills opening ball was given
last Friday night. In addition to the
guests of the hotel were many Hen
~dcrsonville friends of Mrs. M. A.
Brown, making a large number to en-
Joy this annual event.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29

y HuAAOC SSAO VI 0441a
- walls at boarding houses and y
= hotels as well as the moye- q
y ments of all home people. e
y Names must be plainly writ g
= ten so as to avoid errors. &
K = q g e = e g 81 g Xxx
Miss Bessie Aiken is visiting friends
i. Lenoir.
70
Mr.. R. c. Bennett and MI. Perry
Carter spent Sunday in Fletcher.
To-
Miss la May Bryanteof GafSney was
= visitor in the city lastweek.
Miss Winnie Johnson of Easley, S.
c.. is the guest of Miss Lula Alexander,
Mrs. H. D. Carter, who has been
quite i'll for the past few days, is i'm
proving.
Rev. w. T. HundIey of Greenville,
;. c., is visiting Capt. and Mrs. L. M.
Dcdamead.s
Mrs. Meadows and Mr.. Hight of
~Louisburg are visiting their sister,
MIS-. E. E. Deter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mccall of Union leave
this week after a visit to their daugh-
Ter, Mrs. K. w. Cawthon.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Hart and little
SCI. of High Point are visiting their
mother, Mrs. A. E.aHart.
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Mr.. and Mrs. l.. p. Carter and
daughter visited the formers mother,
Mrs. w. D Carter, on the Clear Creek
road Sunday.
Miss Bessie Garren of Richmond,
Va, accompanied by Mss Linnie Car
ter of Fletcher. spent Sunday night in
tn. city.
Miss Bess Lee of Statesboro, Ca,
who has been /. the guest of Miss
Gladys Cover, will be the guest of Miss
Cora Lott next week.
Miss Williams of Komona, Miss Eliz-
ateth Harris of High Point, and Miss
Kirk CaIlum of Greensboro, are the
guests of Mrs. L. E. Fisher.
Mrs. w. c.. Brannon and children
left this week for their home at LIE
noir after a visit to the formers par
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. j. T. Crane.
20
Mrs. Laura v. Baker, Mrs. James
Snowden, Mrs. L. NJ. Dodamead and
Mr.. Harry Baker spent Monday in
Asheville as guests of Mrs. j. M. Gud-
ger.
The Philathea class of the First
Baptist church will give a lawn fete
at Glendale Garden On Main street, !
Thursday afternoon and evening, Au-
gust 5. /
Mrs. R. L. Cheshire of Anderson. S.
G., is visiting Mrs. S. L. Reese. Mrs.
Cheshire is on the editorial staff of the
Farmers Tribune, a weekly publica-
tor of Anderson.
Miss Anne Crinkley, who has b IN
visiting relatives in Asheville, has re-
turned to her home on Sixth avenue.
She was accompanied by her cousins,
Misses Christina and Jant Crinkley.
At Cottage Hotel
Following are names of guests at tho
Cottage hotel: Mr.. Willis jenkins,
New Port News, Va; Mrs. F. E. Riggs
anG daughter, Miss Lula, Charleston.
c.; Mrs. Blanche Piehoff, Spartan !
burg; Mr.. Perry Carter, Fletcher.
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The following are house guests of
Mr., and Mrs. Charles r. Whitaker;
Mrs. Lou Dean Parkinson, Ma
rietta, Ga; Mrs. Kate Reed, Knox
vile; Miss Louie Dean Stevens, Wood
stock, Ca; Mr.. Mark Lance. Avon
Park. Fla.
o
Pork Hill Rail Il
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29

To HoE1 Military Rail-.
before leaving on their annual n
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29

Miss Winnie Johnson of Easley, S..
G.. is the guest. of Miss Lula Alexander.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29

Miss la May Bryantsef Gaffney was
2 visitor in the city lastkweek.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29

The following are house guests of
Mi, and Mrs. Charles r. Whitaker;
Mrs. Lou Dean Parkinson, Ma
rietta, Ga; Mrs. Kate Reed, Knox
vile; Miss Louie Dean Stevens, Wood
stock, Ga; Mr.. Mark Lance. Avon
Park, Fla.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29
At Cottage Hotel.

Following are names of guests at tho
Cottage hotel: Mr.. Willis Jenkins,
New Port News, Va; Mrs. F. E. Riggs
anG daughter, Miss Lula, Charleston.
S. c.; Mrs. Blanche PiehOff, Spartan
burg; Mr.. Perry Carter, Fletcher.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29
By all Means

Every Ride a Joy Ride.
If you r not accustomed to
wearing good goggles you'll be
agreeably surprised at the COM
fort derived from a pair properly
fitted.
Not all kinds of colored glasses
are good goggles. They must be
not only sun and dust proof, but
also of the particular color or
shade required by your particu-
lar case.
We will be glad to give you
sound advice on this point and
it won't make your goggles cost
a bit more. That's just a part
of our service.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29

= e + - y e e e ~ e y
i Names of Arrivals Wanted.
g The Democrat win be glad e
x to publish each week the g
y names and addresses Of arri- q
~ walls at boarding houses and y
y hotels as well as the moTe- u
y ments Of all home people. q
y Names must be plainly writ g
~ ten so as to avoid errors. g
~ II
y " ~ 20 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ IL ~
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29

Mrs. H. D. Carter, who has been
quite i'll for the past few days, is i'm
proving.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29

Miss Anne Crinkley, who has be IN
visiting relatives in Asheville, has re-
turned to her home on Sixth emu
She was accompanied by her cousins,
Misses Christina and Jant Crinkley.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1915-07-29

Mr.. R. G. Bennett and Nh. Perry
Carter spent Sunday in Fletcher.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION
And If Man Had Waited He Surely
Would Have Had an Answer,
but He Didn't.

Mrs Simpleton, am a plain; blunt
spoken man.
Yes, know, Mr.. Tarter."
81 never beat around the bush.
When got ready to ask my first wife
waste five minutes in coming to the
point"
ooh. Mr.. Tarter. but don't be too
sudden! You know our sex"
Mrs. Simpleton, have called this
evening to ask you a question
Yes; -but-but-"
And want a plain, plump answer
either Yes or NO."
It's awfui1y sudden. Mr.. Tarter,
but I'll I'll try Toto"
81 have known you three months"
Eyes"
81 don't think I'm mistaken In your
for her heart and hand I did not
character
"Oh, Mr.. Tarter!''
Nov, then, I am to be married to
Jennie Jackson tomorrow. Do you
want a position as housekeeper?"
When she revived and sat up he
had vanished, and, though she reached
out with her fingers for his hair, they
clutehed nothing but emptiness.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22

ant TO desert his cat leaving it dependent upon
hunting for living
Optimists who still believe that cat nature may
he educated OF restrained. suggest that bells and
bright ribbon be placed on pussy so that a warn
ing will precede her fatal spring Others advo-
cate that the poles trees on which bird houses
are placed should be sheathed in tin or wrapped
in barb wire TO prevent the cat from climbing
up and destroying the half-grown nestlings before
they can fly to safety. thorny rose bush Is
advised by another humane person; but the ever
present cynic thinks it much better to plant the
cat at the roots of the rose bush. where he IS
sure in time to evolve into harmless fertilizer.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22

are dishes still regularly seen in the
quarters OF the seamen and stOkers. re-
spectiveIy. BLACK pan" consists OF
chicken, ham and roast beef. The va
riety. however, comprises scraps Of
food fFom the saloon tables given 70
the men by the chef
Every evening, after dinner. two OF
the men go aft to the galley and pro-
cure a couple. OF panfuls OF the delica-
cies which they would never other
wise obtain an this material des-
tined for the sailors Is thrown into a
big pan In the galley; hence the name.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
The Bird Or the Cat?

THE Bird or the Cat?' has become scratch
ing subject which is making the feathers fly IN
many a heretofore peaceful neighbOrhOod BIRD
lovers who have attempted to establish sanctu-
aries for their feathered friends have been COM
PEELED to revise their WISHING lists according to
where her royal highness Tabbykins holds sway
The bird who has found to his sorrow that
any bird and cat combination means catastrophe
even while he is taking the mangled body Of the
little feathered tenant, that he has worked for
months to attract, from the clutches Of the 1nno-
cent-looking, fluffy, four-footed murderer, will be
assailed by the cat-owner, who Indignantly de-
clares that while other low-bred creatures may
catch birds, she knows her own blue-blooded
darling F1uffykins is too well bred and too well
fed to do such decd
NaturaIists statistically rank the felis domes-
ticus third in the bird-destroying agents, hold
ing every roaming cat responsible for the lives Of
at least fifty birds year. game warden who
reports 200 quail killed by mother cat in less
than year on the game preserve advocates the
wholesale determination of cats under the super
vision of game warden.
The value of the cat to catch mice or rats is
disputed by bird enthusiast, who maintains that
this Nero Of the animal world will hush forever
the joyous song of any little feathered chorister
simply for his own amusement when not in need
of food When he dimes he goes after cold bird
in preference to any other deIicacy and viii
catch mice rats only last resort to keep
from starving
The most serious arraignment against both the
domestic and stray cat is made by the boards
OF Ee2iIny VINO nave IOu0Q these animals to De
carriers of scarlet fever, diphtheria and other
diseases most fatal to their human associates.
A successful business man says that if a cat
kills little chicken in the yard Of the average
farmer, the cat is made away with. If the four
footed hunter comes home with q quail. he is
petted; yet the quail is Of greater economic value
to the farmer than is either the cat OF the
chicken, He thinks. for humane reasons. the wild
stray cat left on abandoned farms should be
put out OF the way
A cat-acomb where feline providers may be laid
permanently to rest, is considered necessary
adjunct to every bird sanctuary by a bird
servationist who has tried. without success. vari
GUS methods to prevent cats from killing helpless
song and fzsectivorous birds so valuable to nan
Another long sufferer from cat depredations
siders q nearby deeper bath, in which 70 i'm
merse and leave the savage depredators, is the
only way in which a bird bath may be maintained.
Some friends of the birds think TO license the
cat and hold the owner responsible for his pets
destructiveness viii solve not only the vexing cat
but also the kitten, question They conclude that
II person pays for a license he viii not be so
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
SUBJECT FOR BILL NYE'S WIT
HumorIst Made Bright Verse Out of
Question Theatrical People Come
to Dread.

Anybody connected with the amuse-
ment world will tell you that the dead
lest and most maddening question is,
Where do you go from here?" Bill
Nye, touring the country with James
Whitcomb Riley, had a great many
One-night stands to visit, and came to
suffer acutely through the insistent
repetition Of this boob query. At last
he wrote the appended verse, which,
it is believed, never found life in
print:
Where do you go from here?"
asks the landlord of our hotel.
And Where do you go from here?'
asks the boy who answers the bell,
And where do you go from here?"
Oh! Lord, and Where do you go from
here?"
Till in fancy we stand at the last COM
mand, quaking with sudden fear,
And st. Peter says, ooh, you're those
lecturers. Where do you go from
here?"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
His Overtime,

'T see you claim one hours over
time, Bill" said the master of the mill
'How's that? thought no one worked
overtime this week.
Bill passed a horny hand across his
mouth.
quite right, guv'nor," he replied.
zone hours me due"
The master regarded him suspi-
ciously.
Come, when was it?'' he inquired.
Last Thursday" responded Bill. 81
was sent up to your own 'ouse to 'elp
shake the carpets"
Yes; 1 remember that distinctly"
cut in the boss; "but you got of at six
sharp"
"Ah, that's true, guv'nor, as far as
it goes" assented the man; "but your
missus give me a 'alf a meat pie to
take 'ome, an that there hour is for
bringin' the dish back!"-Sallie Her
rick, Ontario.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
Mirrors Protect Bank Vaults.

In constructing a vault in the base
ment of one of the Los Angeles banks.
a plan has been followed which makes
the six sides of the chamber visible to
a Waterman and eliminates all chances
Of its being entered by tunneling be
meath it. 1t is set on concrete columns
in the middle of a white-tiled pit
which is brightly Illuminated. To
make it possible to command a view
of the space beneath the vault, from
the level above, mirrors have been
arranged on the floor at such an angle
that every part Of the space is re-
fected in them. Light is reflected by
the white walls so that the top of the
vault is Illuminated and easily in.
spected.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22

Why it is called black" no one knows.
HOOdle" is a dish peculiar to stok-
ers- It also is made from scraps from
the saloon tables. with the exception
that occasionally raw pork and beef
are used in its makeup. It is made
as follows:
All meat is stripped from the bones
and thrown on q chOpping board. along
with some raw onions, potatoes and
the like When It has been chopped
into small pieces q liberal quantity Of
salt. forecastle butter. bay leaves and
other seasoning Is added Each stok-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22

ton concerning whose physical basis and nature
we entirely in the dark 1t seems to be a
sense common to most animals. It is extremely
well developed in horses and dogs, and likewise
In fishes. who year after year come back to the
same stream to spawn. It is possessed to lesser
degree by man. being more pronounced in the
savage than in the civilized man. probably pc
cause in the latter disuse has duIIed its percep-
ton.
The speed at which birds fly during migration
probably varies according to the natural capacity
of the species. Nevertheless. in such flights
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22

er has brought q tin bucket aboard
with him, and into this bucket he
places his %Ehaek'' OF the mixture af-
ter giving the bucket liberal coating
OF butter. Then the cover is placed
over the whole
On duty he has his bucket with him,
placing it among the ashes OF his fires.
By the time his watch is concluded Il
is thoroughly cooked and is carried or
By the stoker-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
Genius.

Men give me some credit for genius.
All the genius that 1 have lies just
in this: When I have a subject in
hand, study it profoundly. Day and
night it is before me. I. explore it in
all its bearings. My mind becomes
pervaded with it. Then the effort
which I make is what people are
pleased to call the fruit of genius. It
is the fruit of labor and thought
Alexander Hamilton.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22

they display speed and endurance entirely OUT
Of their ordinary wont little sandpiper, which
summers in northern Siberia near the Arctic, has
to fly over the Hmalaya mountains in order TO
this it must rise to heights OF four miles and up
wards to clear the towering ranges Wilson'S
petrol is known to range from the South Ant
arctic ocean to the northern limits Of British
America As ducks and geese are almost the
only birds whose migrations have been seen IN
the daytime, many telescope observations anu
instantaneous photographs have been taken OF
them during flight These observations indicate
that the flight of ducks, particularly teal, must
frequently reach q speed Of 100 miles an hour
and over Even with the slower flying birds II
is possible to cover long stretches in one night,
as the fight seems to be pursued without rest
all through the night The probable choice
of night for fight is that the day may be de-
voted to feeding. Besides, the dangers OF trs
birds of prey, other than owls, are thus avoideS-
The ducks that reach this latitude in the spring
are frequently very thin and poor. evidently oW-
ing to the strenuousness Of their voyage
One of the remarkable characteristics Of mi
grafton is the regularity OF its annual movement
among the different species, often the same daF
each fall and spring marking the departure and
arrival The flights seem invariably 10 De IN
focks whether the species be gregarious or
otherwise. No sooner is the destination reached
than the nongregarious species separate either
singIv or in pairs One exception TO this
robins which are nOngregaTious in the North
INT invariably go in hOcks in the South Just
why some birds OF the species stop IN one
Iatitude while others go farther on is not known.
though probably the question Of food supply IS
the determining factor The whole subject OF
11i.rstion is one of the interesting phenomena
in nature which has been a matter Of common
observation for some thousand years and yet OF
whose essential nature We have only the scantest
information
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
Her Objection.

$50 Maude has come back from the
front as a Red Cross nurse?"
yes, indeed. She said if she did
all the horrid things they wanted her
to do, she would have been a perfect
sight whenever the photographers for
the papers came around. So she quit"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
DISHES PECULIAR TO SAILORS
Oddly Named Substances That Are
Locked Upon as DeIieaeies by
Men OF the Sea-

..Dogs-bod4" Is a dish peculiar to
the sailing ship and the tramp steam
err There are other sailors dishes
NJ "a unique a designation, but Tor
the most part these odd dishes are
confined to the old @Wind5ammer, "
now rapidly passing out
sBlack pan and noodle" however
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
The Modern Child.

"I suppose you are going to take
your children to see the circus"
mo, I'm afraid I'll have to go alone.
Their time is so taken up with tango
teas, hesitation hops and fox-trot fHnc-
lions that they really haven't an eve
ming TO spare"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
Has Cot II

Doctor, I'm afraid I've an attack of
spring fever and ague."
Indeed? How does it affect you?"
my temperature goes up when I
start for business, and when I get
there feel like shaking work.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
A Young skeptic.

CaIler-Marjorie, if you drink so
much tea you will be an old maid.
Marjorie don't believe that at all.
Mamma drinks lots of tea and she's
been married twice an isn't an old
maid yet
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
IN THE EUeENIc HOUSEHOLD.

These eggs are exactly as like them. Hor-
tense"
Yes Archimedes. I submerged them in water
at PIP degrees Fahrenheit for exactly two and
one-half minutes
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
Natural Inference

please, sir, I'd like this afternoon
OF to go to my cousins funeral"
Your cousin? Oh, see! You are
saving up your grandmother for the
championship games"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
MYSTERIOUS JAes.

'Boffels says he makes it a rule never to take
q drink before six o'clock in the evening
''Ahemt"
''WeII2"
ct frequently see him full during the day and
was just wondering if he had hit upon some
way to take his liquor hypodermicaTIy."
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
The Pessimist.

Payton-A bachelor is a man who
has been crossed in love.
Parker-Yes, and married man has
been double-crossed.-L
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
Heard on the Ira

Heard on the Train.
do you play poker?"
mo; I need all the money I've got %
Boston Transcript
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
NATURAL DEDUCTION.

~I wonder how those spirit messages are writ
tenn remarked the dense party.
With medium pencil. imagine" replied the
wise guy.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
PUZZLED-

Z never can tell what you men are talking
about said the debutante, with a pout
What's the matter nov. Celestine?"
Il met Mr. Brokerly just now. and he said he'd
been up to his neck in wheat all morning. yet 1
never saw him look more Immaculate"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
NOT THE RIGHT KIND.

81 don't see how you can stand these hovIfng
students with their class yeIls for everything
We'll. you see they're such z CHEEKY Sort
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
HIeHBRoWs.

ShADidn't you think the people at Mrs Gan
der's reception were all extremely dull?
Yes. but you know It was authors day
Life
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
roo BULKY.

Stout Wife-How do you ike my masquerade
costume2 I'm a page
Husband-Page? You look more like vol
ume--Prineeton Tiger
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22

Every man knows how different he
vidual.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22
Just That,

THAT fellow certainly can make q
great speech"
THAT so? Then why doesn't hep
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22

The things a man forgets are those
he wishes he could remember.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22

There's a vast difference between
theoretical and practical religion.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22

The trouble with most plans is that
they won't work.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-05-22

Turkeys navy contains only four
dreadnaughts-