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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-03-09
SPRING IS NOW
DRAWING NEAR.

IN less than two weeks, according
10 Che almanac. spring will be urGl
us On the list instant the sun viii
J cross the line and the backbone Of
winter will he brV:cu. IL is Il trad
! lion that The first thunder heard /
! The harbingcr Of awakening nature
when snakes, which have hibcrnatcd
during the frigid months, begin tc
move and shad ard herring make
their way from the mighty deep irtn
orr river after Il long absence, auG
the shadow of the ground hog is n"
longer terrifying.
Winter, with its many dangers, cs;.
peciaIly to the old and iniiim. with lis
grip. influenza, rheumatism, catarrh
etc, will soon give place TO mellow
sunshine.
Birds from IL. South arc alrc;,d%
in some places of Virginia and hike
through The woods will disc!oS" the
rcdbrcastcd robin, and the bluchird.
the harbingcr OF spring, ard the IA
milar voice of the little phohc, and
the bubbling song Of other early ar
rivals.
These birds arc among lis IL &e"r:'
of nesting places and proper ]oc@t!oES
TO rear their young. AS the TALL az
proachcs they leave this section alIh
return to The South. where there IS
abundant food and better climate.
Half century ago the advent "i
the birds WAS an Interesting "cca%i"n
for young and old. Boxes were
placed upon ch!mneyS and othcr
places for the abode Of the welcome
sungSters, and thousands OF blucJirri%.
martins. W rcns, swallows and ether
beautiful specimens OF the feathc;;
creation made their abode with IA
during the summer months. Hrla"
birds, resembling c:naric". cam" IL
nyriads. while few Bal:imor. orr
oleS were 70 be seen. The hunmin"
bird, no larger than Il humble bee
with its beautiful plumagc, was also
welcome visitor.
These birds now give cities Il wide
berth. as they cannot live in ;hc same
places with the pugnaciouS English
sparrow. which remains with us all
the year round But NEST Of us prcr".
he old time visitors which are kept
away hy these cXotics.
1t is oflcH thought that man makes
mistake in taking creatures from
places where nature put them ana
placing then, elsewhere Rabbit;
were introduced into Australia to hc-
come III lirc d great nuisance. and
the deadly fcr-ic-Iancc (a small scr
pcnt) which WAS carried to the islaHd
Of Martinique, said to hc Il terrestrial
paradise, has become The hanc
Of that place. The English sparrow
might have been left where il was
placed At the beginning.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-03-09
Norfolk and Washington
Stcarlboat Company.

Every day in the year IoI Fort Nor.
ZOE, Norfolk, Newport NswG and
points south. via FuptrS powerful
steel palace steamers
Though connections made ~ N"-
folk with steamers Of the Ga !iarajn
:on Steamship Company :or New Torl
and Merchants and Miner's Ssos:r
ships for Bazttn.
Genera ticket Once. Teo ltth s.
Bond Building. Warrington. D. 9
f.4cas Main 1895
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-03-09

Patent 10. l22JV2I granted t.
Oyen Z. Davis, ApriI $, 1880.
Patent No. G2Sl52 granted to W.
L. Emerson. July ], 1899.
Patent No. G93126 granted T."
Fcl,,; Frcyhold, February il, 1907.
Patent No. 1879 granted t"
Robert Bruce Emerson, October .,
1904.
And the following patents or
.,nainrrs aud foot valves for suction
pipes Of pumps owned by said Com
rany, u "It: =,
Patent W. 7Ol0l2 granted TO W.
K. Emerson. July $. lH02.
Patton, No 79JJ9I granted to vii
LAM /; Emerson July s, 1903.
AID the following patent on steam
engines n".Hcd by said Company, /"
Wit
Patent 30. &.!#l0o %,@rnt"d 20 VII
liani X. Emerson. August I. i?G". and
any person. firm. or corporation Tor
Us rs: o. benefit, for the inventions
including also ali foreign patents
isrucG to the said Company. or l."
covered by the patents aforesaid. .
any Of ihe1. aud including, also, al
DC improvements t" hc made III Sali.
Inventions. o. any Of them, and ~
Larc";e cher domestic 5r foreign
i.3s.@;;;;l,, 10 SIC said company, 81 10 al.
person, firm o. corporation tor 1t
benefit.
TfiIiih:--Thc following macllllltI!
and attachments located IL SAID
piHut.-
10 Prentice Vertical Dr''iln"
,aachmc.
1T" Prentice Vertical Drilling
Nachnc
I'll" johnson and Prentice Dill
ing Marhjn".
i 6 g. Arm RadlaI Drill
is Stroke SNAPPER. 60,
i-Prcnilcc hal'Ic--' bc"-]-
Swing.
L. Ja" 'hN"k ana "rc''e"'' '"'
above.
3.--l'acc Pilates To-, ahoHc.
! Prentice l.alic.-&' bed II
Swim, , Face Plates Steady res;
.,rJ ~ S.rrr,hc4
: prn,,iirr i,,thr..G bee, iIr
t.,,.;,,, = r.,r. p!,lci Steady rest
'.n ,,l", 60, .br.
- inv and ii law Chuck 70.
.,,,,yc I,,Lcs.
I.ndrr and ShivIcv I,aLhcS--G
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-03-09
An,M 4. wESCHEER ,Auciioner.

AHNW \. " boCflEER hEctOn"T.
AUCTION SALE Of plant, machjn.
r. and other property Of the Elmer,
snn Steam Pump Company.
PURSUANT to The terms Of Il
t;ccrcc rendered hy itc Corporation
Court Of the City Of Alexandria.
Virginia, on November 81, i9lj, II
the consolidated clranccry causes 81
Jacob n. Belt. Administrators ~ ". Il
Of Randolph J. EckloiF. deceased.
-. The Emerson Steam Pump Com.
i..liy, ct ais, and Drrcm 6. otap'e%.
Whu @lIrS etc. VS. The Emerson
Steam prnp Company, ct ais, thc
undersigned. WHO by Ihc terms Of
&a;d decree were appointed Spccla!
Commissioners for the purpose,
will offer Tor %;,l" "a public: auct!up.
q; 'hc rla, nF IHc Emerson Steam
rimp G"nrnG,. in ii" County 81
I;ijfa%, Virginia. u"::! The r"rp"-
.'ntv limits f.: ;mc Coy ~ .iir>nHdi'la.
Virginia, aG :! o'c;oc!. noon. on
Aioni;,y. A,arrh j., 1915. the plant
a;,d Ill The pr"rcgty Of thc hnrrrso"
steam Pump Company, briefly lcs-
rriicd as foiloWS:---
FikST--.NiI hat tact or parcel
Of land, with the splendid facioyi
md all other building. and III
::Yo%cmrut. thereon. in thc village o!
West t."4. !" Il" County 8. FAR
fax. Virginia. the %am@ being hcund.
ch according 10 Il survey and plat
made ~ Joseph Berry, as follows
&c Wit
BEGINNING al y" u stake -"
tn uo:iI side O. !h2 Little E;vcY
Turnpike vr rukc Street extended.
corner to Watkins; thence with
lie north side Of The Turnpike north
IG degrees 50 west 1919 feet TO Il
stake corner 10 Major: thence with
The line Of Major north Is degrees
- east IS feet 10 Il stake;
thcnrr nurIi =; degrees 333' west
800 feet to Il stake III The Inc
II Pomnct: thence with thc Inc g;
Innnct north - degrees ~ east
.rl > rccl TO II stake on the south
SD" Of IN" Diagonal h"ad running
from Kin Street! 10 III" LltNl"
River Turnpike: thence with lib"
suu,h side of said Road north =
degrees s. cas-! go : feet 10 :: stake
the corner Of Dunn; thence with tho
ljnc Of Dunn south J.; degrees $
rrst $50. 6 feet TO Il stake, Il cor
nrr TO Duun in the line OF Watkins:
thence with the line Of Watkins
north 7G degrees s. west 90 feet
tc a stake: and hcncc south IL dc
""rrS - west DDS. feet TO the
lightning with all rights and ap-
continuing 3.0SS acres subject 10 y,
;"ht of way ON the northeast side
s. The said tract leading from the
house row or formerly occupied by
Eeincckcr into The SAID Diagonal
Road. the said right Of way being
for the Joint use Of ;hc owners %
The above described TRACT Of land
and the iot OF ground adjoining on
Ike northeast side and Uow or former
Is owned 10y John nInr.
The Factory building Oil this pro-
ryriy is 81: feet long and about 65
feet Wide and contains besides the
;Hmp factory a fully equipped pat
terra shop. The building is Of steel,
brick and cement construction, &C.
r,cut flooring six INCHES deep cover
ed by double oak flooring, Carey
ruo'. II is only about 300 yards by
lead from the freight station OF the
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Railway Com
,,any. The plant is ia" IN operation.
SECOND--Thc following United
States patents Oh steam vacuum
PUMPS owned by said company, to
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-03-09
EDMUND BURKE,
GARDINER J.. EOOTIlE

!pcolNI NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. OF sac.
|. Newell S. Grrcnaw&y, ClcrI, of
the Corporation Cq.yt Of the City Of
Alexandria. Vi&IrIa do hcrchy
certify that Gardner l.. Boothe, one
Of The aforementioned Special Cont
nISsionrr% Of Sale. has entered into
bond with approved security, in &c
cordnncc with the requirements Of
lhc aforesaid ircrcc Of sale.
Given under my hani this ;;rd day
e February. 1913.
NEWELL s. GREENAWAf
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-03-09

Go to the Hotel Rammcl when yVu
want TIC best fried oysters.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21
CALLED LOW CLASS OF ART
Sweeping Indictment Of Music to
Which Song "Hone. Sweet Home"
has Been Set

Though the oldest piece OF English
music tn existence. Summer is leu.
men In" is quite modern In compari,
son with score OF the "Orestes" Of
Egripides. dating from the fourth cen
Jury {. which vas exhibited at the
International exhibition Il music at
vienna some years age Even more
ancient Is the chan: The Blessing Of
The Priest which vas sung Ia the
temple Of Jerusalem before the captiS.
Uy. and Is sim 10 use in the Jewtsh
syuaEogues In Spain and Portugal
Home. Sweet Home"-the Song OF a
homeless Americaa--once moved Rob
ert Louis Stevenson to an outhurst OF
passionate protest But il vas the
music rather than the words that
reused bis Indignation You will find
the passage in Across the Plains:
| have no idea whether unsteady this
air Is to be considered good or bad.
but Il belongs TO that class OF art
which may best be described as bru-
tai assault uPon the feelings Pathos
must be relieved by dignity Of treat.
menL declares an English writer II
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21

7 See ssid m girl. her Drows Stffl
level Then I suppose you are not
Interested 10 what { might ask you
as Que human b. Ing TO another"
Pardon me. ieIen." interrupted
Barrow. with unuhual decision That
ls Just shat I arn interested in-you
as q human being. a delicious. beau
tiful. feminine. human being tho could
mean half the created universe TO a
lucky man
But not the Whcle-"
NO. not the whole" unused Oar.
row. relaxing 10 his old indolent atti
tuds. You see. be reused himEelf 20
explain. = attn d scientist. for In.
stance. You could not BE- a scientist;
you have not tha training.
Nor tae brains" iHterposed Helen
Warford a trtie bitterly.
"Ncr the kind OF brains" amended
Darrow. Il have enough OF that sort
myself be added He leaned forward,
a hunger leapina "a the depths OF his
brown eyes. Helen" he pleaded,
cant you see how We need each
other1"
But the girl shut both her eyes, and
shook her head vigorously.
Unless people can be everything to
each other. they should be nothing
people like US. said she.
barrow sighed and leaned back.
Il feel that WAY, but the devil OF II
Is can't think Il. !" said he. Then after
a pause What Is II you want OF me
Heieny I'm ready
''Its Jack said she
What's the matter with jack"
Everything and nothing. He's Just
out OF college This fail he must &c
10 work Father wants him TO go into
an Office Jack doesn't care much. and
viii drift into the once unless some
bocy stops him.
"Welig" said barrow,
AN once viii ruin him. He isn't
in tho least interested In the things
they do In Offices and he's too high
spirited TO settle down TO a grind.
Hes like YOU in spirit. Helen" SAID
barrow. What Is he interested INF
He's interested In you"
What" criad barrow, Wish q
were family trait"
He thinks you are wonderful, anC
he knows all about all your adventures
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21
eAAprER v


G@FAN&AN ana FMWf@4
Probably the oaly men IN the whole
~ Nav York vho accepted pFOmtly
and nuaasatloa tgly the fact that the
satire electrical apparatus Of the city
Gas pAFAiyEesl wire those ia the news
paper ofnees Taene capable citizens,
accustomed 10 quick ada pthtions 20
mes sav.fonmef q aad 70 vide reaches
az the imnGiha ion. made two or thFee
expr fmeats, and accepted the newt
Ghls
Within ten minutes the Despatch
had messenger boys on tap instead OF
halla. bicycles instead 81 telephones,
mmd 4 variety Of lamps and candles In
psana 81 electricity. Everybody elae
tn t0wn waa specializing Why IN bIazea
thls vsstallon had struck them The
Despatch was out after news
haFaden, city editor. detailed three
raen 20 dsg up expert opinion on why
q had all happened
@And II the scientific men haven't
any other notlonA. Ank 'em n it'a any
sAiag 20 90 with the earth passing
through The tail % the comet, he told
them
The rect Of the star he turned out
for stories 81 thu effects tiia imag
inatioa vas struck by the e0ntempla.
ti0n OF modern civilized city dspriy
ID Of It's nerve system
After covering the usual poilceSta
zion. thvAtur ami hotel assignments. he
sent iIalloN nil TO The bridge Long
man 10 the Grand Central. Kennedy
Warren and Thomas 20 the tubes. sub
gays and ferries The others no told
90 10 out on she streets
They aaw = city ~ four milllon PEG
pia STOPPED short on ita way home u
ainnHa They saw city miles Ia sx
tent. set back without preparation ID
9 communication By messenger emily
They saw q city. unpFepared, bllaklng
lta way By the inadequate lilnnina
lions % halfeentury Eoas b.
tlhllowell found u packed mass ot
hnmnnity a the bridge Who're oTdin
Arily b . erush. even With lncssaanI
outgoing tralha sucking away at ia,
aarplua. hpw vas panic panic ths
mote terrible N that II Was solid. sat
San, inert. Gnotionleaa, Women tainted
and stood unconscious. erect MeF
aank slowly from aiEhL agoniSed
ahalr faces contortea. bat uuheard Il
Gha aaii roar of the crowd. and wer'
seen 20 more. Aroand the edges PEG
Gle foughl fFantioAily 10 set cut. 9th
err. With the blind. naFvasoaink. hom'
innsinet. fought As hard 10 set In
The police were anavAillaK Thel
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21
Twas Ever Thus.
either

A lawyer was cross-examill
old German about the position
doors, windows, and so forth
house in which a certain tram
occurred.
And now, my good man." sa
lawyer, will you be good emo
tell the court how the stairs run
house%
The German looked dazed q
settled for a moment. How
stairs run?" he queried.
yes, how do the stairs run
Well" continued the witness
a moments thought. wen d
stairs dey run down, and ven
downstairs dey run oop."
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21
oseora.ss Asanaonsd HON.

Returning after a days work as
bagEagemaster or New Haven
train. a citizen OF Winsted. Conn
found bare home. with only his be,
in Il. His wife. children. and house
hold goods were gone
After tearing that his wife had rent.
ed apartments elsewhere he proceeded
to celebrate. He bought frearma and
TAGS. and red. white, and blue pupt.
ing His neighbors we're aroused dur,
ing the nibht by reports OF pistols
and when day broke they saw the
house decorated In the national col
ors He explained he Was celebrating
his wife's retreat
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21

eouid 20, psustrat0 10 brvAk the cen.
Ter Acrpaa the bridge strvamed a
Fsfesssua It bruised and battered
aaasanity. escaped grom gr eaat forth
b. lha havistTom- Tho daylight vas
fsalnE. and withtn the sheds mpn
ceald not see one AnaghrFs faces
LongmAn AZ tho Grand Central Oh
served a large ard ceTaous crowd that
Allied the bulldink aud packed the
streets rugnd about They waited Tor
thniT trAins and the twilight gathered
FuT ten minutes trains continued TO
enter the shed This puzzled LonE
gaan ustii he remembered that gravity
would brtng In those this side OF Har,
lsm- None weut cut The waiting
thrOuE Vas = hotbsd for rumors Long.
man collected much human Interest
stuH. and vas quite veil satisfied With
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21

and voyages with Doctor Sehermer-
horn. lie pdrnires the way you look
and act and talk. suspect him of
trying 20 initiate you" Helen's eyes
cleaned with amusement
barrow smiled his slow and languid
smile
The last time saw Jack he stood
slx feet and weighed about one hun.
tired and eightfve pounds. he pointed
out.
The imitation is funny" admitted
Helen. but based on genuine admira.
tlon."
What do you want me to do with
himY" draw led barrow.
Il thought you could take him in
with you, get him started az some
thing scientific. something that would
interest and absorb him. and some,
thing that WOULD not leave ali his real
energies free for mischief"
barrow leaned bis head against the
back OF the chair and laughed softly
So long did his amusement continue
that Helen at length brought him
rather sharply 10 account.
4 was merely admitting thon az.
claimed barrow. the delicious fem
lnlni;y Of tht proposal II displays at
once such really remarkable insight
into the psychological needs Of an.
other human being and such abysmal
ignorance of the demands OF What we
are pleased TO call science
you are The most superior and ex,
aaperatlnw and conceit~d man /
know" cried Helen \ am sorry I
asked sou no like TO know what there
IL so silly M my remarks"
Jack Is physically very strong he
/ la most courageous he has a good
/ disposition. Echtlemans code. and
an eager ukaelr nature gather tur
/ Their that hs does me the honor Of Rd
mIring nue. personally Tie has re.
/ eeIvCd EsVeral. no, a special. college
/ education
Well challenged Helen
~BArrius the last. these are exactly
| the qualifications OF a good bull ter
{ rlsr
/ oh" eritd the g'rl Indignantly. and
( hair rising You are insulting
Ne" denied barrow Not that
f never 90 yo1, Helen. and you know q,
+ I'm merely talktUE sense Leaving
/ aside the minor consideration that
| am myself looking for employment
I vhat use hhs a scientist for bu,l-tsr
/ rterf Jack has no aptitude for science:
7 he has had none 81 the accurate train
I Ing absolutely essential 70 science
/ lie probably wouldn't D. interested Ia
science AZ the moment he happens
TO admire me, aud I'm mighty glad
and proud that IL Is SO But that
doesn't help II ! happened to be q
/ saloon man. Jack would cutie as
cheerfully want to be a barkeeper
Id do anything In the world TO heir
JACK. but I'm not the mau You wan
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21
GRO BE CoNTINUED.>
Pretty Problem.

Saint Gingolph, which Is on the
borders of Lake Geneva. is the cause
OF a pretty little international prob
lem. One part is In French and the
other In Swiss territory. and q GER
tain area is owned In common. Since
1900 this communal land has been
the subject of dispute, and pourpar.
lers we're begun in 1851. These have
not yet been finished. but both the
French and Swiss government are
now taking steps to arrive at come
definite understanding A local pc.
culiarity is that while the French In.
habitants cross the Swiss frontier to
so to church. the Swiss residents pro
coed into French territory to wor
ship.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21
Georges Turn.Down.

Married women, for purpos
Irritation, are preferred to gil
Palm Beach City and such III
sorts. But married men haVelI
any such advantage over single
Oh, no. Quite the contrary"
The speaker was Jerome S. Ne
OF Duluth. He went on:
when married men try to emit
lists of Irritation they always
the luck of Black.
Blacks wife said to him, al
were dressing for dinner in The
lantic City hotel:
George, l didn't like the vg
stared at that pretty girl wiz
ermine furs on the pier
. Well George growled, 'shel
either"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21
CHAPTER v.
A scientist In Pink six.

a Scientist In PINK ottN'
The next morning promptly at eight
o'clock Jack Warford, in response TO
a muttered invitation, burst excitedly
into Percy Darrow's room He found
the scientist, draped In a paie-plnK
silk hmono embroidered with light
blue butterflies, scraping methodically
at his face with a safety-razor. AT the
sight the young fellow came to an
abrupt stop. as though some one mao
met him with a dash of cold water In
the face.
"Hello!" said he. in a constrained
voice. Just up?"
barrow cast a glance through his
long silky lashes at the newcomer.
Yes, my amlable young canine, Just
up"
Jack looked somewhat puzzled at
the appellation, but seated himself.
Helen said you wanted to see me-
he suggested.
barrow leisureiy cleaned the com
ponent parts OF his safety-razor, wash
| ed and anointed his face, and turned.
81 do" said he. 'if you're game
"Of course I'm game!" cried the boy
Indignantly
barrow surveyed his fresh young
eager face and the trim taut bulk OF
him with dispassionate eyes.
Are your" he remarked simply.
Possibly. But you're not the man to
be sure of It."
81 didn't mean 1t as Dragging" cried
Jack. flushing.
Surely not" drawled barrow
stretching out his long legs But no
man can tell whether or not he's game
until he's tried out That's no retiec
ton on him, either. remember once
| wen1 through seeing my best friend
murdered; being shot at dozen times
myself as | climbed cliff; seeing
pirate ship destroyed with all on board,
apparently by the hand of Providence;
escaping from a big volcanic bust-up
into a cave, and having the cave en-
trance drop down shut behind me.
was as cool as a cucumber all through
it. remember congratulating my
self that, anyhow. was going to die
game"
by Jove!" murmured Jack War
ford, staring at him fascinated. Evi-
IDENTIFY. the superbeautiful garment
had been forgotten.
Then a war-ship's crew rescued
me; and broke down completely
and acted like a silly ass. wasn't
game at all; I'd just managed to post.
pone finding it out for a while"
at was lust the reaction!" cried
Jack
We'll. II that sort of reaction hap
pens along before the trouble Is all
over, 1t looks uncommonly like loss OF
nerve" Percy Darrow pointed out
mo man knows whether or not he's
game" he repeated. However" he
smiled whimsically. Il imagine you're
likely to postpone your reactions al
well as the next"
What's up? What do you want me
to do?"
stick by me; obey ORDERS" said
barrow
What's up?"
did you notice anything in the pa
pers this morning?"
They're full OF this electrical fall
ure last night. Haven't you seel
them?"
mot yet. While dress, tell M
what they say"
The worst was in the tubes
warford began, but Darrow interrupt
ed him.
GRO BE CoNTINUED)
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21
svMoPsla

Percy rAFsow, q YUun9 aeteutt#s IN
e1NFNh ~ = lob. NEilera the affiae 81
S@M8@ Met1mEshF % MeW N0Fk Me-
GMFthE has asst Lees thFeAtemad ~ an
An3HBsao message sFaeF4hM hina % nap
- MaFapm Wa ag~m not take the mes
49, sHftassslY fiaFraN goes Up the
NlavAtaW ~ Try fag q raaitian WITH ~
hAae- hsasestf th9 n4eefgiN Apparatus
in tha AttAs hsIststAH goes cat af b&sa1-
NemM ENp&fta MFe NMahte 90 sgcass tbR
trWnhae All 81 pnae without nBparHnt
e9MAan shmr&F10 cmhaai cft9ns are restored
yha nssi wgenlnw Mccarthy - warned
thas Hntese he teAeeb Al uace Tor EufHY1
SIAN VIII b. hsNt stan al SiM PFnuapf'
" - ttAf hacf ths esgttfe sieetFte AppAf@-
tas ~ New NaFk h cut Oh
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21
Couldn't Turn It.

"Brudder Perkins, yo' been
/ heah," said the colored mini
"Yaas, ali wuZ."
'Doan yo' 'memZeh whut q
book seq bout turnin' De
cheek%
"Yaas, pahson; but he hit
nah nose, an Use only got
Livingston Lance.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21
Something Fresh.

The customer in the grocey
having ruined his clothes, We
ping mad.
Didn't you see that sign,
Paint?" asked the grocer.
"0f course, l did," snapped .
toner; but I've seen so mani
hung up here announcing son
fresh, which wasn't, that l dia
lieve It,"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21
Where Was the Handl

The colonel came down to q
New Years morning with q D
hand.
Why. colonel, what's the 2
they asked
"Confound 1t ALL" the eolo
swered, I'VE had a little par
night and one OF the younger
intoxicated and stepped on NJ
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21
In Need Of Backing.

why. Tommy, what are :
Ing your prayers for at tins
day."
Cos I'm goin' to make BE
take something back he sAA
me, an I'll need all the hep
get. Life.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-01-21
Quick Composition,

Bishop Heber. while on a visit to
his father-in-law. Dean Stanley. wrote
Prom GreenlsnS's Icy Mountains in
fifteen minutes, making Only one cor
rection. the change OF savage" for
heathers" In the second verse