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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-03-06
LIQUOR DRINKERS LOSE JOBS
Coal Companies Order Applies Even
a.

Scranton, March 6.-Dismissal from
service is the penalty attahced by the
Pennsylvania Coal Company and the
Hillside Coal and Iron Company for
violation of an order forbidding their
officials from drinking intoxicating
liquors on or off duty.
The order applies to district super
intendents, mine former, assistant
mine 'foremen, outside foremen and
assistants, weighmen and clerks.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-03-06

SeeeiaI to The TeIeernbh

Selinsgrove, Pa, March 6.-Invita-
tons have been issued to farmers and
dairymen in Juniata and Mifflin coun-
ties to attend exercises in the court
house at Miffiintown on March II, in
cident TO the dedication of the new
$4,000 home of the Miffiin Creamery
Company officials of State College
have consented to be there and make
addresses.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-03-06
NOBLE soNGsTREss JAILED
Austrian Countess Sang Servian Hymn
With Windows Omen

Venice, March 6.-Word has been
received here that the Countess Do
brila di Vidovio, a member of one OF
the noblest families of Dalmatia, has
been sentenced to one years imprison-
ment at hard labor, at Magburg, Sty-
ria, for singing the Servian national
air in her apartments with the window
open.
The court declared that her act was
calculated to excite public sympathy
for SerVia
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-03-06
FOUND MOTHER DYING

Sunbury, March 6.-Going into the
kitchen of her home. Miss Margaret
Gearhart found her mother. Mrs. S. G..
Gearhart, wife of a prominent railroad
official here. lying unconscious on the
floor. Heart disease caused the col
lapse. The mother is dying.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-03-06
PooLRoM BURNED

Special TO The Telegraph
Selinsgrove. Pa. March 6.-Ffre OF
unknown origin in the poolroom OF
Walter Hager, in Pine street, gutted
the entire building. The loss is esti-
mated at $4,000.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-03-06
Independents Are Tuned
Up For Trenton Team

Coached for the past week by Andy
Sears the evteran basketball player of
the Reading Eastern league. the Har-
risburS Independents are in trim for
the best playing of the season tonight.
Final practice was held Yesterday aft
ernoon for the game with the Trenton
Eastern league team, on the Chestnut
Street floor.
The regulars will he in the game
with Geisel opposite Getsinger. one of
the tallest centers in the Eastern
league. Referee Early will be in
charge. Following the game Miss
Marie Boileau and L. p. Dickey will
give exhibition dances. 1t is expected
that the teams will lineup Tonight
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21

doubly secure, the block ] is fastened
to strip and another set-screw driven
through its edge. Screw a screw-eye
into one end of crosspiece l, and an
other into the under side of each of
the two bars A Zig. 81. and after at
taching two pieces of rope to the
screw-eye in the end of crosspiece l.
run one through each of the screw
eyes in bars A and tie TO a screw-eye
near the end of the wooden axle G.
figs. and ~. The lengths of these
steering lines must be so adjusted
that when the steering-wheel cross
piece is turned in the position shown
in Fig. the left fore wheel will turn
in, and when turned the opposite way
the right fore wheel will turn in.
The hood may be covered with tin.
stove-pipe. canvas, or heavy cardboard.
Additional crosspieces may be fasten-
ed between the hoops of the frame
work to fasten your covering material
to, If 1t is not large enough to reach
from side to side. If canvas or card
board is used, coat of paint should
be applied to stiffen IT. The front OF
the hood may be covered with a piece
VI oSiCCh VI q plSCc VI III Which,
you have perforated, to represent the
radiator front
A good pair of headlights may be
made from couple of empty lard
pals. Remove the balls, but leave
the covers on, and fasten them to the
sides of the hood by means of wooden
brackets. If you can get two broken
alarm clocks. remove the works, and
mount the cases upon small tin cans
for bases; then fasten them to the
sides of your car and you will have
two fairly good looking side lamps If
you want to be able to light the side
lamps. hole may be cut through the
bottom of the clock-case and a candle
set down into the tin can base. With
little ingenuity, glass fronts can be
set in the lard pail covers and candles
placed inside of the cans.
Copyright. 1912. by A. Nicely Hall)
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
SIMPLY BREATHE IT
That's The Way You Use HyOmei
The Safe Catarrh Remedy.

The most pleasant, easiest, harmless,
and tie really sensible method for the
cure of catarrh is hyomei, which can be
had from any drug store. Just put
twenty drops of the liquid in the small
inhaler that comes with every complete
outft-then breathe it. A few minutes
use almost instantly clears the head and
stops that annoying shifting.
When using Hyomei every particle of
air that enters the breathing organs is
charged with an antiseptic, healing bal
sam that destroys the catarrh germs,
stops the unclean discharges from the
nose. relieves the irritation and quickly
heals the sore and inflamed tissues. The
first days use of Hyomei will show a
decided improvement no matter how
distressing the trouble.
Catarrh, which usually begins with a
neglected cold, often becomes very Sc
rious ailment, SO don't wait, but star.
using Hyomei to-day-it is inexpensive
and B. L. Middleton sells it on the No
cure-no plan. ADV. apr p %
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21

Cheer up! We have just had a peep
at n document describing the new
spring fashion dresses, and. according
to the illustrations. some of the COM
ing gowns will make Zulu belle who
is wearing nothing but a gee string
feel overdressed.
A woman who was rummaging
through some old stuff discovered a
waist that she had worn some fifteen
years ago. And she found enough ma
terial in each sleeve to make a perfect
ly good modern skirt
What has become of the old fash
toned tad who used to wear his hat in
the house?
Some men play poker. and others
satisfy their gambling instinct by
marrying grass widows.
A man can have a face like a cement
crusher and he so homely that it hurts
him to pass u mirror. but that doesn't
prevent his wife from believing that
all the blends downtown have designs
on him and that he would lead a dou-
BILE life If he got chance.
When a man spends 50 for rattle
tickets and wins something worth IS
cents the Fellows who didn't win II
never get done talking about some peo-
pie having all the luck.
Father will go into quick lunch
dump where the walters wipe the
dishes on their sleeves. and he will en-
joy every mouthful he eats. Bot if he
sits down to the table at home and
mother happens to leave thumb
print on his plate father gets so dis
gusted that he can't eat mouthful.
Anyway. Eve never made Adam get
behind her to tell her IL her brassiere
was crossed straight in the back
And Adam never got up in the morn
ing and found his best black silk tie
lying in pile of pink and white face
powder on bedroom dresser.
When she is sixteen she is afraid
that the Dien Will try to fiirt with her.
When she is twenty-six she is afraid
that they won't.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
Algerian Drinking Custom.

An Algerian regiment will empty as
many as thousand pitchers of wine
without losing half a thimbleful of
liquor. 1t is a system which permits
a general use of one vessel for drink
ing purposes in an absolutely clearly
way. 1t dispenses with cups or
glasses, great convenience when
troops are on active service. A large
pitcher with spout to 1t, filled with
wine, was passed from hand to hand.
Each soldier lifted the pitcher high
over his head and tilted it until the
wine poured in steady stream into
his open mouth below. When. the
wine splashed inside the drinkers
stomach for about a minute the sol
der next him took possession of the
pitcher and repeated the perform
alCe. -. q G..SD VS. wasted
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
AT FORT ESTILL
Hart Chapter D. A. r. VIII
Place Marker On Former
Boone Trail.

Hart Chapter. ID. a. r.. of this city.
will have marker properly inscribed
on the Boone Trail. Mrs. Henry H.
Hall. as member of the Slate Com
mIttee. has been untiring in her efforts
to promote the work undertaken by the
Daughters to place boulders along the
trail from Virginia 10 lSoonesboro, The
chapter empower ed Mrs. Hall to send
The contribution 10 the state chairman.
Miss WaIson, for its marke err, which will
be placed at Fort Estill, Madison county.
Here the old Stale road and Boone Trail
divide three miles south of Richmond.
1t was the desire OF Hart chapter that
this marker be placed as near the Clark
county line rs was possible, consequently
this site was selected. 1t is conci
dence that it is so near the old nome of
Mrs Hall, where she was reared, and
which is very historical. Mrs. Emma
Goodloe Gregory, the mother of Mrs.
Hail. was the great grand daughter of
of Archibald Woods, a pioneer, who es
tablished the fort, and who was the first
sheriff of Madison county. He was one
of nine Gentlemen Justices of the Peace
when Madison was a part of Virginia,
and his com mission from Patrick Henry
was in the Durrett collection which WAS
sold TO the Chicago University. The
home is now occupied by Mrs. Mary
Hume Chenault, also a descendant of
Archibald Woods. Mrs. Hall appreci-
ates the fact that this marker should be
so near the home so dear TO her, and
The members of II ,rt Chapter are de-
lighted that this location should be Sc
lected. The fort and The home are
part of the thousand acre estate which
Archibald Woods acquired for one rife.
Winchester Democrat
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
RICHMOND, KY. WEDNESDAY. APR 21. 1915.

w. d. Oldham, of Richmond, was in
the city Monday. Sentinel Democrat.
Mrs, r. E. Turley returned last Thurs
day from an extended visit to her par
ents at Spearsville.
Mrs. B. J. Clay was in Nicholasville
and Lexington last week. She returned
home yesterday.
Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Earring. of Rich
mond, were here Saturday to attend the
funeral of Mrs. E. A Earring Shelby
Sentinel.
day from soiourn of several months in
Florida, much improved in health.
Ward Stevenson an sister of Ford.
were in the city Sunday. a pair of brown
eyes was the attraction.
R. f. Turley, j. E GreenIeaf, Geo
w. Pickles, and T. Is. Carr left this
morning for Rockcastle on a ten days
fishing trip.
J. Stone Walker and w. w. Watts
have gone to Texas TO deliver several
thousand cattle sold from their ranch.
They will return about June 1st.
DR.. G. NJ. Heath has returned from
baltimore where he has been 10 attend
his son Chapel who has been seriously
i'll. He reports him as convalescent.
Mrs. VIM. Arnold was called TO Law
renee District, S. c.. last Monday by the
serious illness of her mother. Later
Her mother died before reaching her
bedside.
Mr.. Matt Cohen and bride spent Tues
day of last week with his sister, Mrs. V.
K. Brooks. They left the same evening
for Richmond, where they will reside.
Blue Grass Clipper
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
Imaginary Heart Trouble.

Do you have pains in The region of the
hearth Does your heart thump? Its
terrible pounding alarms you? What is
wrong? Do you believe the symptoms
mean heart trouble? SOrganic diseases
OF the heart very seldom occasion much
pain. Nearly all of these pains are
caused by the arrangement of the
stomach Meritol Tonic Digestive is
especially recomm ended for indigestion
and dyspepsia. and for restoring the
stomach to It's normal functions and
no more heart disease. Price 81
Sold by Madison Drug Co. Exclusive
Agents. apr.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
QUESTION CLEARED UP
Richmond Readers Can No Longer Doubt
The Evidence.

Again and again we have read OF
strangers in distant towns who have
been cured by this or that medicine.
But Richmond's pertitent question has
always been. Has anyone here in Rich
mond been cured?" The word of a
stranger living hundred miles away
may be true. but it cannot have the
same weight with US as the word of our
own citizens, whom we know and re-
spect, and whose evidence we can so
easily prove.
Mrs. L. II. Todd, 12s Big Hill avenue.
Richmond. says: Il felt rundown and
in need of a kiddey medicine. Doan's
Kidney Pills, procured at Middelton's
Drug Store, made me feel better and
stronger in every way"
Price soc. at all dealers Don't simply
ask for a kidney remedy-get Doan's
Kidney Pills-the same that Mrs Todd
had Foster. Milburn Company, Props.
Buffalo. N. ADV. apr 2l-2S.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
Our Own Popular Songs.

THE SOILED SKIRT.
The evening bells was ringing and the
streets was filled with dew,
When downtown came a working girl to
meet her lover true.
He said that he would take her to a NOV
ing picture show.
And, as she waited for him. she was
eager for to go.
At last he came and met her as she stood
there on the street.
He gave her the once over from her head
down to her feet.
Say. Name" he said, Eyer skirt looks
bum. for it is torn and patched,
And there is spots all over it and no two
spots is matched.
up yer hat.
But / can't go out with a dame who
wears a skirt like thatr'
The poor girl looked down at her skirt
and saw the ragged hem:
She never thought her fellow would say
cruel words like them.
At last she raised her head and though
the tears was in her eye
She bravely faced that fellow and did
make this here reply:
Chorus.
IT know you now for what you are. and
/ will go my way:
You are ashamed of me because my skirt
amt new and gay.
Your words is awful cruel and you don't
know how they hurt
The loving heart that beats beneath this
soiled and ragged skirt"
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
Genuine Prescription
For All Rheumatism
One That Does Cure or Money Back
Says B. L. Middleton

RheunJa-that is the name OF the sci
entific prescription that is putting OLD
rheumstism out of business
Rhehma cures by driving the uric
acid from the blood. 1t also acts di,
rectly on the kidneys and is better 70,
them than most SO called kidney cures.
Porter Smith. Dobbin. w. Va. writes;
Il have been great sufferer from rhen
ma'.ism for about 20 years. The disease
had become chronic. began taking
Rheuma with little faith in its virtue.
but was better from the first day began
ifs use. and at this lime have no more
Iains.'
B. L. Middleton and all druggists sell
Rheuma, and no rheumatic sufferer can
afford not to use it. 80 cents bottle.
Your money back if not satisfied ADV.
apr 2l-2s.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
Killed hx Hot Air

An over-heated room, according to
evidence at the inquest recently held
upon the remains of well-known
English barrister who was found dead
at Harcourt buildings. Inner Temple,
London, was the cause of his death.
The unfortunate lawyer five years ago
contracted malaria in West Africa.
and had since suffered from shivering
fits. When these came on, according
to the evidence of his managing clerk,
he would light the gas stove in a
small pantry-hardly more than a cup
board-used for cooking, and it there
smoking a pipe. There was no ventila-
board-used for cooking. and sit there
room that he was found dead
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
ar US THAT s


No parent would consciously be care
less OF the children Joe A. Rozmarin,
Clarkson. Nebr., uses Foley's Honey
and Tar for his two children for Group,
coughs. and colds. He says, I'VE are
the house." A distressing cough. Sleep
less nights. and raw. inflamed throat
lead to a rundown condition in which
the child is not able 10 resist contagious
diseases. Foley's Honey and Tai is
truly healing and prompt in action. Il
relieves coughs. colds. Group and whoop-
ing cough.--Adv. apr.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
Makes 81 Feel Like LIZ

81 suffered with kidney ailments fol-
two years." writes Mrs. NJ. "A Bridges,
Robinson, Miss. land commenced TAX.
ing Foley Kidney Pills about ten months
ago am now able to do all my work
without fatigue. | am now 81 years of
age and feel like a l6 year-old girl. -
Foley Kidney Pills strengthen and in
vigorate weak, tired and deranged kid.
neys; relieve backache, weak back,
rheumatism and bladder trouble. They
are tonic in at ton. Sold everywhere.
Adv or
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
One Million PEOPLE.

One million people in the Sunday
schools of Kentucky, April 25, 1918
There is Sunday school near you. 1t is
the best place in the world to spend an
hour But don't take our word for it.
Try it for yourself-Kentucky Sunday
School Association
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
Another Form Of Recall.

Father, what do you think of the
recall?"
well, my dear. hardly know. Some
people think 1t is dangerous. But why
do you Ask"
II sent Ferdy away last night. and
now I'm sorry"
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
20 Years Ago
From Climax Files
LOCAL ITEMS.


Friday afternoon the fire bell rang and
the people hurried TO the streets. a
volume of smoke was pouring out of the
door of w. G. Whites drug store. The
fire department was slow in responding
TO the call and the flames were extin-
guished by the small hose. The fire was
caused by lighted match carelessly
thrown on the floor which fell in some
turpentine spilled from D gallon can
near by, the flames soon communicated
10 the can which Immediately exploded.
No special damage was done beyond
the scare.
The grand jury indicted Abe and Tom
TAYLOR and Green Kavanaugh for COM
plicity in the murder of Squire Doty. for
which Bill Taylor died on the gallows
last January. Recent developments in
dictate that they were in conspiracy TO
make away with Squire Doty for rea on
that he knew of their having burglarized
JetL's distillery. Tom and Abe have
been convicted of the latter crime and
sentenced to one and two years in the
penitentiary.
Saturday James Griffin was given a
sentence of eight years in the penitenti-
airy for killing Manuel Coffee on an ex-
cursion train near Slate Lick last June.
Eight hundred cattle were on the mar
ket at the Winchester court Some
steers weighing 1000 pounds brought 4
, cents. (:
Hon. John Bennett Is talked of as the
Republican candidate for Senator from
this district.
p P. Ballard is one of the probabili-
lies for the Republican nomination for
Representative.
Green B Turley and Louis Schlegel
have gone to some point on the Rock
castle 20 while away few days on the
banks of that romantic stream and
perchance to catch fish or two.
5. S. Parkes, W. G. White, and DR..
Foster have gone to Flat Lick in Knox
county on the same Grand
PERSONALS.
J. Stone Walker went to Louisville
Saturday.
Hugh Riddell, of Irvine, was in town
one day last week.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
The Mess In the Oven.

How came such greasy mess in
the ovenr said fidgety old spinster
to her maid of all work.
why" replied the girl, 1.-THE candles
fell into the water. and put them into
the oven to dry."-London Taller.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21

1t is customary to promote a deputy
James w. Wagers has been an accom-
modating, polite agreeable and efficient
deputy Circuit Court Clerk. adv 10 tt
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
WuHI

You used to call me kitten" cried
His wife to Binks. the surly pup.
81 did, but since then" he replied.
I've found that kittens will grow up"
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21

When the baby takes too much food
the stomach turns; the result is indiges-
lion, sourness and vomiting. Frequently
the bowels are involved and there is
collie pains and dIarrhoea. MCGEE'S
BABY ELIXIR is a grand corrective
remedy for the stomach and bowel DIS
orders of babies. 1t is pure. wholesome
and pleasant to take. Price 25c and SOC
a bottle. Sold by Madison Drug Coo
Adv. apr.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
Marriage Licenses.

Mr.. John G. Bush to Miss Mamie
Fritz: Mr. Clarence Coyle to Miss Mollie
Sparks; Mr.. Geo. Kelly TO Miss Pauline
Masters.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21

Dizziness, vertigo. (blind staggers),
sallow complexion and haiulence are
symptoms of a-torpid liver. No one can
feel well while the liver is inactive.
HERBlNE is powerful liver slim ulant.
symptoms 10 disappear. Try it. Price
SOC. Sold by the Madison Drug Co.
Adv. apr.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
Correct.

what is the most difficult disease
you have to contend with?" asked the
student.
Imagination" replied the doctor.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21

A man near Beloit had fight with
skunk, and when they We're through
it was hard to tell which one was the
skunk.-Beloit CIo) News.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
Fact.

Though money talks" said wise old Ben
And oft sounds like a riot.
1t never talks as loud as when
You want to keep It quiet"
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
Luke McLuke SAYS:

Getting rich quick usually means
going broke in a hurry
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
rhinas to Worry About
Our Daily Speci

The price of rattlesnake venom has
gone up to So per ounce.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
Mean Brute!

Mean Brute!
$50 you are to be married next
month";" said Mrs. Gabb. Have you
selected the day."
NO." replied Miss Gush. But any
day will do except the thirteenth.
Don't you think the thirteenth is an
unlucky day on which to be married ~
1T isn't as unlucky as the ninth"
growled Mr.. Gabb.
"Why not?" asked Miss Gush.
Because 1 was married on the
NINTH" replied Mr.. Gabb.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
CANDIDATES CARDS

For State and District Offices OF
For County Offices -------------- 10 on
For City and County Dist. Offices On
We are authorized TO announce tina
the following persons are Democratic
candidates for the offices under which
their names appear, to be voted for a
the primary elections in August 1911;
and 1917:
STATE AND DISTRICT OFFICES.
Primary August, 1918
For AUDITOR
H. II. Colyer
CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE.
w. r. Shackelford.
J. NJ. Benton.
COMMONWEALTH ATTORNEY.
B. A. Crutcher.
FOR REPRESENTATIVE.
John F. White.
For CIRCUIT CLERK.
James w. Wagers.
Hugh NJ. Samuels
COUNTY OFFICES.
Primary, August 1917.
For SHERIFF
Long Tom Chenault.
G. W. Trim Deatherage.
Simeon Turpin.
p. $. Whitlock.
For JAILER:
G. W. Dearenger.
Aaron Sharp.
FOR ASSESSOR.
w. F. Jarman.
J. w. Barclay.
Jerry i. Chambers.
Cyrus T. Stone.
Greeley Barnes
J. S. GoJU
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
OuchI

Names Is Names.
Paris Green lives at Ceredo. W. Va.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
You've Met Him

You've Met Him.
Beware of the man who is half shot;
He is a pest. by jing,
For he can talk an awful lot
And never say a thing.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-04-21
Bits Of Byplay
By Luke McLuke
COPYRIGHT. 1915, the Cincinnati
Enquirer
Paw knows Everythina.

Paw Knows Everything.
Willie-Paw. what is bigamist?
Paw-A bigamist is man who is so
fond of trouble that he looks for it
twice. my son. Maw-Willie, you go
out and take walk.