Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-08-19
GULFBNy hIIIII IOUIN I1EAU UUWNI
ELSE BEWARE OF THIS DEVICE
Checren and Halter, Bnkers and the Rest for Those
Who Sidestep Instructions-Caddy Shows a
Vocabulary Just Like Club Member

=, s,a,o YOU cry in a frenzy, for Just
,,o, mad missed the ball cold and
h stonding frankly cursing It, your
w W snd the gentle game Of golf, your
e,.Sr CIV stole up and whispered in your
~ stseen your head down. OF course,
h .s.liy didn't, but you know the game
Pr onorgh to know that keep your
~ - lust like keep your eye o. {. b.
~ of The first rules of the game, and
y H.f,re vr automatically speaking, your
wv roust have been down Anyhow,
'., n.a are in no mood to admit anything
V.u cav golfer how would YOU like to
m nr IN the ball casual like and just
s.,,,ralIy hit it about two miles without
n,.tSot,oht-eh, what? Every shot perfect,
!. 5sct. hit a perfect shot whether you
y IN n or not And all this without
,,.,oht of the ball, the club, the rules
y, stance, grip, swing, and so on.
:, can be done with a new invention,
-. Of which already have been pat
,,d n Is said that the inventions of the
sar opener and the turbine engine aren't
4 a Tor minute with this new idea for
y. benedt to mankind. All that is neces-
..rg is for the golfer to doll up like a
S,sy horse and then he can be a cham
MON willy-nilly
q far the checltrcin and halter is the
snlv thing completed. Around the players
col is placed rope to which is at
tached n rubber band and mouthpiece.
Tho idea is for the golfer to bite the
mouthpecc and then his bean will have
n stay down. IT he jerks up he is liable
~ hang himself, so says the inventor
n the player does not wish to be hanged
bs can accomplish the results of the in
yeption without danger by tightening his
bslt and gripping the loose end with his
teeth.
The inventor is working on the golfers
iootwork at present 1t is thought that
beavy divers shoes will prevent shifting
and that leather hobbies attached to the
snkles will provide a good stance. Hob
bles for the elbows VIII be included in
the outfit
To keen the eye on the ball there will
he a par of binders with goggles at
,ached which will so magnify the ball
mat the golfer will think he is swatting
souash and will be sure to get piece
a, Il Further to insure this, the idea of
binre-slot-groovc effect, in which the
club will travel, is being worked out
But despite all these precautions, there
are still plenty of crafty dubs who say
they will find way of missing the ball
No matter what triumphs of science are
completed.
The other day on one of the local
courses caddy was playing around be-
Mind the caddy house He took swipe
Al a near, hit stone instead and broke
the shaft of his club-his only club, too.
His experience as a caddy at once told
him the local rule in n case like that
and he began. He delivered such tor
rent of cussing, fiery adjectives and
blasphemy at the broken club that it
fairly shrivcled under the heat. The
caddy master soon choked off the caddy
with a few well-chosen words, Here,
you!" he said, "cut out them fancy airs!
one'd think you was n member o tn
club, t. hear you so on!'
AT the Woodbury. Country Club they
tell of the outrageous shot made by