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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-12-02
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9aGnoern tperben ntdt MIR u1f offenel
Gee aus Sen ameritamiden 8oitiader
geitoblen, ion6ern i6on bier 5u 9anbe
allo unter 6irefter 8unoesauHidt lte
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iden @onfurrenten m~itgetbeilt. In
iere omerifnniihe Sr6uitrie Iei6e
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tement riibrt iid feine San6 geger
6ieie @ergemaltigrng unierer Bum.
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beute feinen @oibington, ser bieS
engli1de Sod breden fann.
l1n6 tpie 1tebt e5 nit unlerer Hafet
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-12-02
bolt m1s2 Nor 6ern Rrieae trtr6e I'm,

poit aus? 8or oern 4riege tpl1roe UNI
iere Nnfetpoit meiit ouf beutiden
Dumpfern beforoert. 9ieie Iiegen
beute ale IN oen peridieoenen &afen
felt. 2eiber baben mir ielber feine
orbentlide &anoelsmarine. 0arf Der
engliiden Herfioie, Die es beute per-
lta1oen bot, oen omerifoniiden &an-
sci at ubufen." unb ols gu 8eginn
bes @rieges 8raiioent Bilion feline
SdiHsonfaufbin benz &ongreB bor-
legte, nm einen rellen @runoItod fir
bie ameritaniide S~anoelsmarine 5u
idnffen unb bo6urd bon @nglanbs
@naben unabbangig gu mer6en,
Jimmie Ser &ongreb IN unbegreifli<
9er @erblen6l1ng 6ieie nidtige Sin
nieber. - @ir baben bente feine 9an-
6eIsmarine, Sic Sen ~getpoltigen Mn<
f%orberungen unieres Mubenba16els
entipreden uiir6e.
60 muBte uniere @afetpoit auf bol=
lanoiiden 7mpfern bef0r6ert mer-
Sen. Sos ging cine @eile, freili9
m,r fummerli9. Nun biloete ii9 aber
in Souamo ser uSperiee=Srultz" on
SEN ale aus Mmerifa na6 0eutid<
lamo gebenbe Nafetpoit obgeliefert
tperoen muBte. limo 0ieier uSper-
iea=Sruit" ltebt urter britii9er &on-
trone. Sic rnddite 5olge tpar, 6aB
Sen noh 3eutidlan0 beltimten $50
feter 6ie gr0Bten sdtpierigfeiten be-
reitet lpurben. Nun muroe bieie So
fetpolt gang eingeiten.
SIT sos nun nidt cine idmodpoae
@ergepultigung ser omerifaniiden
g%ainoespoit? = England perbietet
oues, tpie es linn geraoe in Ben &ram
poBt. l1n6 Onfel Gam bot gu fuiden.
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poit bot er mebr etpas 5u iogen. =
@ir buben iiberbalpt feline Gedte
mebr, meoer 5t @ailer nod I'M eige=
men 2anbe. gnglan6s Ma6t gebt
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Mber fonnte uni ere &egierung niat
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ge ei1ren anrerifaniIden 0ampfer nit
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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-12-02

sSsobn BuQs. - uno bod baben mir
Elm Mittel an San6, nm ben britii4en
8ergemaltig1ngen Elm 3iel gu ieben.
|gs beiBt embargo!
@iro Ser &ongreB, ser iett 5ulam-
mentritt, en6li9 Ser M1ltb beiiben,
Dies @ort ar1s5uipreden un6 6amit
Sen britiiden @iQfiraften Elm Haroli
feben? - Mmerifaniide 8irger! gs
gilt unierer nationalen @bre. America
fir1t!
Wer bier mitbelfen min, tpen6e ii9
iofort an Die Mmerican embargo Gon-
ference, 1879 81. gIarf Ctr, Chicago,
ST., Sic alles 8erbemateriol foften-
fret allsIen6et.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-12-02
eamre, berbe Mfasen,
@aie ODER 11nberbamltdfeit.
Sebes ,Eapes 9iapepiin" perbamt 5000
&5rner Nabrung u1b enbet ales
Magenleiben tn flint Mtnnten.

Soltet 3eitl Sn flint Minuten tpiro
iebes Wagenleiben borbei fem. Seine
ilnberoaulidfeit, @er5brennen, gdure
ober gasau fblaben, ia1res 1uf toBen
ober 8ilpien infolge Der unbsroanten
Nabrung, feine 59piuoelanfdne, Inz
1dpeuen, farler Ntbem ODER &opftpeh.
Eupe's 9iapep1in lit betannt negen
1einer @e1hninoigfeit in Der @egulieru11g
beroorbener Mdgen. &c 1T bas ltder1t tie.
raldete Magenmittel in Der gan5en
@elt, unb 5uoem 1T es I'M 4doli9. gtadt
gurem N1aaenleioen fir INNER EN- enz
Be. inbem SIR cine grobe 50zeentm Sfad4.
t tea fDps SIR S @erfennt in fHanf @fnnfsn,
ME unn6tbig es 1T, an Inber0aulidfeit,
an 5artleibigteit ODER irgenb elmer Maz
eenbeihmeroe gu letben: gs 1T per
raldei tie, ii6erite unb uni9doli9fe Maz
aerbpftor in Ser @elt.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-12-02
@eruma mar tar mid
cine @otte8ienoung.

5rou CHARLES Nnipausb, 81. 81. z. 2o'
grange. Snb., lbreibt: Yeruna uor fur
MIDI eine @uttesienouns. Sd tam NIT
@iderbeit behaupten, baB es mein 2eben
rettete. als ih sana bernuter9etommen
tpar uno MIDI gan5 eienota tlbltt, ale
tds beaamn, Sbr Yernna 5a nebn,e,
bin aber lest auf bent @eae Der @e.
neiuue. S@ Tam Sbnen nidt gu piel
banteu.
SRI. Mettie 6. s%osarbos, 81. s. s.. 81
@ehfielb. u. g., ihreibt: so lttt fehr
tart an trantem 1optUsb, bin aber
lest ppnfdnbte fret BON ienem Trubel.
Ed m0d.e YSsruna nno WanaIin
aaen *eioenoen e%mpfeblen"
Splde, mel9e flaHise Mebiainen nid5t
nebmen molten, t5nneH iett $eruna
3ablette baben
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-12-02
Ser 9lan Der beutiden Seereslei

Ser Elan Der 0ett1d1en 9eereslet-
tnng, GLADDEN. r1n6 8riiiiel burd cine
6irefte, biergeleiiige giienbabnltnie
3u berbinben, 6eutet iebenfans mdt
6arm1f Fin, bob 9el.tidlano 6ie M-
ii9t ba, 8elgien iemals tpieoer ouf=
5ugeben. Solde 8abnen bout man
nidt fir ein 2an6, Don bem mon be-
firdten muB, 6oB es mieoer unter
feinolide ginfliiie geratben fonrte.
@enn Deut1dlan6 bas Eroieft 5nr
M11sfiibrrng bringt, bam miq es bon
ser Musfiibrung a1d militdrii6e uno
mirtbidoftlide @ortbeile baben, uno
Die fam es fi9 MIR iiderm, tpem BEL
gien 6a1,erno beutide ginfluBipbare
b1eibt. Sn politiider un6 in mirtb=
idaftlider 8e5iebung.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-12-02
8nt aeaen geritppfnua.

gbamberIoin's Sablette iin6 aus
ge5eidnet gegen geritopfung. Ste
iinb angenebm 5u nebrner1 uno mills
unb ertrdglid in Der @irfung. 81
foufen in @enrp's Corner Grue
Store. - An5.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
AS 1T APPEARED TO EBEN
Surely Was Something Of Miracle al
Event Was Explained by
the Minister.

Here is one of George W. Cable'H
good southern stories:
in a town In Georgia lives an old
colored fellow who is a real thorn in
the side of the local ministers, for the
old fellow is always asking embarrass-
ing questions of them touching
mooted theological points" says MT.
Cable.
"One day old Eben had a long and
earnest discussion with his pastor In
reference to just what constituted a
miracle. The minister found 1t no
easy matter to make his ideas clear
to Eben.
"I'pose, now said the preacher,
dat de greatest Of all de miracles
was dat of de loaves and fishes You
member, of co'ce, dat dere was five
thousand loaves and two thousand
fishes which was eaten by the twelve
apostles
"'Sho', member replied old Eben,
with smile, an it always peared to
me dat de miracle was dat dey didn't
bus" 1.-THE Sunday Magazine.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
GlrlsI 6eautlfy Your Halrl Make q
Soft, Fluffy and Luxuriant-TU
the Moist Cloth.

Try as you will, after an application
of Danderine, you cannot find single
trace of dandruff or falling hair and
your scalp will not itch, but what VIII
please you most, will be after few
weeks use, when you see new hall'
fine and downy at first-yes-but real
ly new hair-growing all over the
scalp.
A little Danderine Immediately doF
bles the beauty of your hair. No diner.
ence how dull, faded, brittle ana
scraggy, just moisten a cloth win
Danderine and carefully draw u
through your hair, taking one smm
strand at a time The effect is I'M
mediate and amazing-your hair VIII
be light, fluffy and wavy, and have an
appearance of abundance; an incom
parable luster, softness and luxurF
ance, the beauty and simmer Of uue
hair health.
Get a rs cent bottle Of KnoWltoh1
Danderine from any store and proVe
that your hair is as pretty and SOY
as any-that it has been neglected
injured by careless treatment-'nAss
all. ADV.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
MEN TO DEFEND DAVIS CUF
Norman E. Brookes and Anthony ;
WIlding Have Made Last Stand
for international Trophy.

Now that Norman F. Brookes and
Anthony F. Wilding have taken back
the Davis cup to the land of the kanga
roo, by virtue of their victory over the
best America put forth, the thought
comes that this probably was the last
stand of the great Australians in the
battle for the international trophy.
Brookes, although still wizard Of
strokes and court tactics, loses his
strength and speed after a hard ses
sion on the courts, and in 1915 this
will be even more pronounced.
Wilding, too, although a massive
athlete and sinewed like an OK, seems
to be slipping backward, and has not
at any time since his appearance in
this country shown the form that for
merly won him the championship oi
all the world. He, too, will probably
be content now to step down with
Brookes, his captain, and let younger
men take up the burden Of defending
the trophy they fought so hard and SC
CALAMITY to take back to the other sidf
Of the world.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
'CASCARETS' FOR
LIVER, BOWELS
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a 1O-cent box now.

No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation, indiges-
ton, biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach, liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight; put an end to the
headache, biliousness, dizziness, nerv-
BUSINESS, sick, sour, gassy stomach,
backache and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs Of all the
bile, gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 1O-cent box means health, happi-
ness and clear head for months.
No more days Of gloom and distress
II you will take a Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little in.
sides need cleansing, too. Adv.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
Billiards Aid Ford.

According to friend of Russ Ford,
probably the greatest developer Of the
spitball and originator Of the emery
ball, Russ conceived the idea Of throw
ing these exceptional foolers after
studying the way billiard balls curve
when the english is applied. Ford's
latest success, the swivel" or cork
screw" ball, is also derived from the
study of the curving and twisting Of
the ivories on a billiard liable.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
"GettInu Even,"


We sometimes hear of people "get
ting even" with those who they thinl
have injured them in some way. This
is both a wicked and unnecessary
purpose. II the alleged offender II
in the wrong, he will get even with
himself soon enough. If your neigh
Dor has treated you unjustly all the
universe is pledged to undo thu
wrong. In this moral universe, rather
than that one should be solicitoul
about himself he should be anxious
about the other fellow. Vengeance
is mine," saith the Lord, and tha!
truth applies to the most common
place affairs of life. Where one in
sists upon getting even with another
he seeks to supplant the Almighty
who can be trusted every time. TIL,
happiest people are those whS LEI
God d. the getting even" business
This trust always makes them seren,
and happy; while the people who try
to get even" are always in hot wa
ter; they surrende~ much Of the beau
ty Of life.--0hio State Journal.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
DREADFUL PAINS
GREAT SUFFERING
Was the Lot Of This Lady Who Tan.
The Story Of How She Re.
covered Her Health.

Dallas, N. C.-Mrs. Thomas n.,,..
OF this place, says: About two vs..s
ago, when l was eighteen years oSHA ~ !.
was in bad condition from woros., ~, Z
troubles. l fell of until I weisbes w
more than IS lbs. 's'
l suffered dreadful pains in INV ~.
sides and abdomen, for about / 49,
out Of every month.
couldn't sleep at night ana j.
pains were so dreadful | couldnY N
down for the blood would seem y
rush to my head.
felt I must have some relief -,
It seemed that the awful suaer,n.
would surely kill me.
had read Of what Cardui had don..
for others, and thought would try 4
After the use of one bottle y.
pains had entirely stopped and / wss
able to sleep.
After using four bottles, | was :
well woman, was regular, | got baeb
my flesh, and now weigh l26 lbs.
and am able to do all my work with.
out any trouble.
certainly recommend Cardui IA
suffering women, for l know It cured
me.
My friends who saw me when I
weighed IS pounds and would sea M
now, would know what Cardul hsd
done for me-"
Try Cardui.-Adv.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
BAD DREAMS
Caused by Coffee.

Il have been coffee drinker, more
or less, ever since can remember, un.
til few months ago / became more
and more nervous and irritable, and
finally could not sleep at night for
was horribly disturbed by dreams Of
all sorts and a species Of distressing
nightmare.
Finally, after hearing the experi.
ence Of numbers of friends who had
quit coffee and were drinking Postum,
and learning of the great benefits they
had derived, concluded coffee must
be the cause of my trouble, 80 / got
some Postum and had 1t made strictly
according to directions.
Il was astonished at the flavor and
taste. 1t entirely took the place Of
coffee, and to my very great satisfac
ton, l began to sleep peacefully and
sweetly. Ny nerves improved, and
wish l could wean every man, woman
and child from the unwhoIesome drug.
drink-coffee.
people do not really appreciate or
realize what powerful drug it is and
what terrible effect 1t has on the hu,
man system. II they did, hardly q
pound of coffee would be sold. would
never think Of going back to coffee
again. would almost as soon think
Of putting my hand in a fire after ]
had once been burned. Yours foi
health"
Postum comes In two forms:
Regular Postum = must be well
boiled. 15c and 25c packages.
Instant Postum--is soluble pow
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
n a cup Of hot water and, with cream
nd sugar, makes delicious beverag,
instantly. S0c and 50c tins.
The cost per cup Of both kinds
bout the same.
There's q Reason" for Postum.
sold By Grocer
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
BASEBALL

Salt Lake City is to be taken into
the Pacific Coast league.
Honus Wagner admits his legs
have slowed up" but considers him
self useful at the age of forty-one.
The Philadelphia fan, according to
Mack, has been fed on so much rich
food that he has acquired the gout in
his spending arm.
The Southern league figures show
Harry Mccormick of Chattanooga hit
for 1922 last season. He wasn't o
pinch hitter, either.
The Central league may enlarge to
eight teams, taking into the fold
Youngstown, Erie and Wheeling
Springfield, o., is out.
Says the New York World: Con.
hie Mack says he has no intention Of
disposing Of McInnis, Barry or Baker.
That still leaves him $4,000 infield.'
A Chicago critic Of the drama says:
"McHale sings better than he pitches" !"
Marty stood thirty.eighth among the
American league pitchers last season,
Charlie Herzog establishes another
record. He is the first manager in
years to get a two-year contract to
lead the Reds, even though they fin
Ished last.
Earl Hamilton, the Browns left
handler, who hurt his bread-winning
wing in an automobile accident this
fall, reports that the arm seems tc
have mended properly.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
RESTORES GAME TO
ANCIENT SPLENDOR

Billy Hack, the genial pilot Of
the destinies of the boxing game
in Memphis, has almost succeed
ed in restoring the sport to its
ancient splendor in the Bluff
City.
This is due to two things.
First, the people in and around
Memphis just naturally love to
see a good bout. Second, they
have been seeing 'em, and II
they keep on coming in the fu-
ture as In the past they will
keep on seeing 'em.
Mandot, Rivers, Callahan, En-
glish and Dillon, all names to
conjure with in square circle"
society have thrown their
gloves on the resined floor Of the
Phoenix ring, or will throw 'em
shortly. This week it was Cal
lahan and Rivers in sweet but
short bout that cut short the
bronze lightweight's comeback.
Next Monday it's English and
Dillon.
This latter bout promises to
be a "humdinger.' Dillon claims
the middleweight title and has,
of course, trimmed a lot of good
ones. English has also mixed up
with the select boxers and come
home with the bacon, SO it looks
as though something interesting
is bound to happen when the
gong rings.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
PLANK JUMPS TO FEDERALS
left-Aanded Pitcher With Long.
est Continuous Record With One
Club Makes Expected Leap.

What is perhaps the longest record
for continuous active service with one
eiub in the history of baseball was
broken when Eddie Plank, Athletic
veteran and hero OF several worlds
series contests, took his expected leap
10 the Federal league. Harry Goldman
Of the Baltimore Federals obtained
Plank's signature to a new league con-
tract after a visit to the pitchers
home at Gettysburg, Pa. Plank was
q pitcher for the Athletics for 10
years, his first notable work being in
the worlds series of 1905. Since that
time he has been considered the one
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
Golf Old Msn,s Game.

The phrase Golf is an old mar 4
game" SO often tauntingly used by
the uninitiated, is being turned to good
account in the British Isles. Since
the war began bitter criticism has
been leveled at golfers who continued
to use the links.
Golf is an old mans game" say
friends of the sport, "and only the golf
ers too old to enlist are playing il
now. All the younger ones, including
the amateur champion, are at thu
front"
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
HInksx At Yale.

Whether Hinkey will return to Yale
next fall depends apparently upor
Hinkey himself The general feeling
at New Haven is that the silent coacl
has established a basis for future Yal
success and that he is the man upo
whom the blue must depend for at
letic redemption. The crushing d
feat by Harvard may be the que
means to reach q given end.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
DON'T ITCH! USE RESINOI'

Just put on a little Of that soo.niss ~
antiseptic resinol ointment ana -
itching and burning stop at once ~, -
all trace OF eczema, ringWorm' 80
or other tormenting skin troupls K
gone. Every druggist sells re,rss ,..si
ointment and resinol soap. PresciiD''
by doctors for 20 years.--AdV'
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
F00TBALLERS ADVISED
TO EAT LOTS OF SUGAR

Football players should carry
a lot OF lump sugar during
games and put a lump In their
mouths every few minutes Of
play, If they would try to main
tain their strength, in the opin-
ion of DR.. Harvey W. Wiley,
former chief chemist Of the fed
eral department of agriculture.
In a letter to the Harvard Alum
nj Bulletin Doctor Wiley said
there was no common food SO
quickly available for emergency
as sugar.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
ons.Armsd Golf Match.

A unique golf match was pulled of
at Hot Springs, Va, recently, between
two one-armed golfers, William Patch
ell and Charles Fry, both Of New
York. They are both "southpaws" as
well as single paws" and a big gal
lery followed them.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
PUGILISM

George Chip wants to fight AL Nc
Coy again.
Jess Willard may be taken on .
tour and meet all comers.
Jem Driscoll, one of the cleverest
English boxers who ever came to these
shores, has given his services to the
English army.
Jimmy Coffroth, the San Francisco
promoter, feels the effect of the clos
ing down of the boxing game in Cali
fornia more than anybody else.
Willie Richie, former king Of the
lightweights, has taken on weight al
an alarming rate lately and 1t is said
that he will not be able to fight iT
the lightweight ranks again.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
chrIstIan'e onIx Homn.

l have no home, until am in tn,
realized presence Of Goo. This holy
presence is my Inward home and, until
| experience it, / am a homeless wan
derer, a straying sheep in a waste
bowling Wilderness. - Anonymous
1871.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
a Celebrity.

"You say he's the man who put INN
town on the map?"
That's him, stranger. lie just ~
ished serving his sentence about ~
months ago."
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12

Every girl VOWS when she Hal,.,t Nv.
that she will not stand for nss' ~
from her husband the way her
old mother does.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
Slow Delivery,

Mrs. Gotham-Who spoke at the din.
ner tonight, dear?
Mr.. Gotham-Well, one Of the speah,
ers was the owner of that big depart,
ment store.
mo wonder you're late, then"
"Why?"
Il happen to know his delivery ID
awfully SLOW"
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12

Eight women have been appoint. 3
recently to act as field depuues .,..
the assessors office in Los AnS'
Cal
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12

Not Supplying the Two.
The Angry One-For two cents I'd
knock your block off!
The Calm One-Well, you won't get
your working capital from me.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
BILLIARDS

The United States, It is estimated
has $4,000 billiard rooms and 15,OOt
bowling establishments.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12

best bet on the Athletic staff. Plank's
record is all the more remarkable
because Of the fact that he is left
hander. And another feature in con-
nection with Plank's jump is the fact
that Connie Mack took occasion to
say that the veteran is still a great
pitcher and that he wished him we'll
that's Connie Mack.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12

The New York thief who stole bar
rel of ink will probably get term in
the pen.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
AQUATIC

The sheepshead Bay IN. " Row
ing club is about to start a movement
to interest Brooklyn schoolboys Il
rowing.
The Cornell navy schedule an
nOunced calls for two varsity races
before the Poughkeepsle regatta next
June. Cornell is to row Yale and
Princeton on Carnegie lake June 15
and on the same date the Cornell and
Princeton freshmen crews are to row
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12

of the Cornell navy. The last tw
years the foes of the man chosen "lait
down on him" and the i'll spirits result
ed in poor teamwork.
1--WE got 'em both fixed this year
though" says Courtney. I've done {
little maneuvering and will have 1
man elected who won't be able +
make the varsity crew."
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12
Proof Positive.

Visitor-The dear baby has got itS
grandmothers nose.
Aggrieved Papa-No, 1t hasn't, for
she was around here this morning
poking 1t into our business.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12

Charles E. Courtney, coach of the
Cornell crews, has gone on record
that his men will win at Poughkeepsie
this spring. A man close to the vet
eran has let the cat out of the bag.
Courtney's trouble the last two years
was caused by dissension in the boat.
The two senior societies always are
rivals in the election for commodore
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12

Close relatives can be very distant
II they are rich.
The Southern herald., 1915-02-12

Being sorry for yourself doesa as.o,s. y
list the sympathy Of your nslAA
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Privileged.

Does your wife allow smoking
your house?"
"No-only the chimney"