Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28

camille enterprise. S8@ @ #
Sayings Of Luke McLuke.
Why ia II that the man who has q neck that looks like an ee-
phants hind Beg always Keeps the back Of his neck shaveds
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They psn't wear transparent skirts this kind of weather, but
they are getting even by abbrevafng them until the bottsms are
not 50 far away from thea knee. All in fayoa Of the new Stunt will
The oldfashionsl woman who used to have her hands rough
enna ana Redeemed from cooking square meals now has ii daughter
Who has cerns On her hands from operating 4 can opener
fI.ths man nest door goss T. shurs,, With hs sfs every Sun
Iaay,, @Al the married heathens i'm the neighborhood learn from theSra
wives what a fine man the lnnS next deorzis.
nftersa man hooks up with 4 woman he is expected e keep en
woman viii laugh when she rsads s ! man buying ! sold
brick, and then she win pnsrry a man for his money.
When syou hand ! lsaon 70 q ephmist r. VIII dig y ! little
sugar and asHttle. whisses and q little hot wafer and make faaaef
ssnnfortable.
The fsllsw who rosks ahs boat :, usually ~ only one vaoiisnt
tbosgets married.
When i woman Hdts apers thumb with 4 hammer she cam but ~
|nnuehs meaning into damn it, aa:aaman. can get into ~ che cuss
ENords ever invented
Cheer up The gpeaaest victories i history were won bysnen
who wersnieked to ! fraaae and didn't know #.
Any fool cam sraae. BUTT takes ! mighty wise mani e say
#@@A#8%##8M@@& ~ eHDa#
Yon anay have aD#ieaa5 that the fellow VINO PIRATES that y = lay
ling up treasures mn heaVan ineveraallowsS his fire insurance policy IL
Iaapse.
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Yn cant blame manfred women for kaking. How weuld YOU
like 70 have 70 go TO gaar wife and Del sber for : quarter every
Inorning9
Asa rule most e ts things thatsy % not understand are
fnone ct your baaslneas anyway.
tits none e ny business But ! vaaower should not begia
Epaylng anstaIlmantss or an engagement rings until he has fnashed pay
Eing for his first whites funeral
Masrmony Inns rs faults. But # il aboat the only ahng that
v'h urs 8 gri st gigaaang;
&c always makes pretty man mad when he sees ! gesa looking
Iaarlswith an ugly MAN
Seed clothes can nuke q grl lodk 81 classy that II Jars a man
fe hear hr say them things and Crave went Is
The man WIG tries g earn A. honest LYME 10y is family ana
the man who minds his oTn business are both elassed as undesir-I
abe citizens byold man Satan.
The man who has Is ASK his wife fsr car fare every norning
has pr business voting against woman suffrage.
The old fashioned giI who used 10 90 around The horse with
hr hair done np - curl papers now has y daaghtsr who pays $40
Tor q permanent wave
During the honeymoon she thinks he 81 such 8 big manathas
she wonders how he manages to move around But about 4 year
later she wonders why be carries 4 latch key when he could crawl
through the keyhole.
When hs wife i mad al him / smart man vim mot attempt
to tight back You can turn on i line of baby talk and tell her how II
good she looks and what az fine old girl shesis and win Ir over and4l
make her wonder how on earth she happened Is gt angry at you
woman throws things into I waste basket 4 man fhroWs
....l Ths y y Isa .hss nor. .sss ~ ss fss q. shs cheerful ~ Et MA asssns sss
kneWss ve ae al Eoing Il helI apd k sepss on N rslniadng 500 81 4hs