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The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30
Its Nature.

81 heard the musical was tame"
Yes; rather sing song affair."
Baltimore American.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30

II you can keep a good resolution
afioat for only one day It has done
you at least twenty-four hours worth
of good.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30

Makes the laundress happy-that's Red
CfGss TSse eob. sas Blue Makes Lake clear
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30

Don't be misled Ask for Red Cross
Bag Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes,
At all good grocers. Adv.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30
Prohibited.

Post Office Clerk-You can't mail
those coins in letter. You ought to
know that.
Stranger-Well, what am going to
do? You've got a sign outside that
says "Post No Bills"
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30

Time and tide wait for no man, but
undertakers are more obliging.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30

Young man, beware Of the dear girl
who let's you do all the talking dur
ing courtship. She's playing a wait
ing game.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30
Of AMiction.

What's the matter with that So
ciety girl you're attending, doctor?.'
She complains very much of that
sinking feeling"
why. isn't she right In the
swim?"
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30
New Derivation.

Teacher-Give the origin and defini-
ton of the word renovate.
Pupil-Renovate comes from the
word Reno, and means to make over
marriages.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30

Some folks couldn't keep up appear
ances If they went In the aeroplane
business.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30

Most of US could start brass ban,
If the hot air were music.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30

important to Moehovs
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that It
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30
Movie Lauohmaker 10 Dead.

New York. John Bunny, whose
antics as moving picture comedian
have made millions laugh, died at his
home in Brooklyn.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30
The Proper ThIno

The Proper Thing.
Great Scott! but this play is raw!"
Then let's roast ft.'-Baltimore
American.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30
The Last Resort.

The Last Resort.
There's no place like home." unused
the philosopher
After ALL" echoed the topper.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30

Carpenters and poker players arc
known by their chips.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30
A Drawback,

A Drawback.
Doesn't she tango divinely?'
"Y-e-e-s; but she's got an awful ap.
petite!"-Judge.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30
lin 70 Data.

Up to Date.
How did you find the prices at the
old inns during your visit to Spain ?"
Decidedly modern"
The Holly chieftain., 1915-04-30
GAS FUMES SURROGATE FOES
Paris Official Report Declares This
Method Of Attack Has Been Over
come-Ypres In Flames.

- - ~
London, April 27.-"Ypres is in
flames, the Germans having thrown a
hail of incendiary bombs into the
town" Thus telegraphs the Morning
Posts correspondent in northern
France. 1.-THE Germans show extraor.
binary daring in bringing heavy artil-
lery close to their front line, the guns
used being mostly 13-inch Austrian
howitzers"
London.-The tremendous battle be.
gun by the German attack on the al.
lied archlike front around Ypres in
the plains of Flanders continues with
undiminished fury, and England, like
the rest of Europe, is awaiting the
outcome with undisguised anxiety.
There is no likelihood that the bat.
tie will be over for some days.
"To the north of Ypres, on the left
of the battle front, we have made
sensible progress and have driven
back the enemy. inflicting on him
heavy losses" says the French re,
port.
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26
JUST ONE LITTLE
HUG COSTS MAN SIS

Aldo Joseph, proprietor OF q
crockery and nolion store at No.
ss1 Grsfiotave., paid % In Justice
(1einey's court for one mug which
prstty Mabel Radtke says she re-
ceIvcd from Aldo. but in which Aldo
Gays he didn't participate.
The young &oman. neat and at
trsctise. declared that she went 10
Jossph's store 10 buy some cups and
saucers. and alleged that as she was
leavins. Jpseph stole up behind her
ana clasped her IN his arms. She
said she dropped the saucers and
broke them all TO pieces, and scream
Cd. She said Joseph reimbursed
her for the broken saucers
Joseph denied hugging the youns
eirl. lie said he just touched her
on the shoulder. while arguing with
her about the price OF the cups. lie
admitted that he had settled with
her for the broken crockery
'fd consider Il favor IL you
wouldn't fine me-" he whispered to
Justice Gainey. with an engaging
smile.
give or thirty said the Judge.
and Aldo paid.
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26

The national library in Paris con-
tains the oldest map OF the heavens,
made In China 600 u. G. and show
ing 400 stars
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26
HERE is CHANCE
TO KICK WHEN
COOKING is BAD

ST. PAUL Mimi. March 26.--Fcr
years Rep l. A. Lydiard ate in al
legged boarding houses OF Minnesota
and suffered Then he began 90 as
cend the social scale and finally be
came elected representative One OF
his nrst Official acts was 20 Introduce
bill which will force cooks in
boarding houses and restaurants %
pass an examination and secure II
cense Cooks not having the Official
document may be prosecuted for
malpractice, Being drunk for more
than six continuous months is sun
cient ground for revoking the
license. Persons having a grievance
against any cook may lay IT before
the board, which has the authority
TO cali the alleged culinary offender
before Il. and II the allegations Of
the boarder are proved. the cook
license may be revoked
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26
PLAN RELIEF FOR
SUFFERING POLES

The American Police relief com
mittee for Poland was organized.
Thursday evening. In Dom Polski
Fifty delegates. elected by various
Polish religious and lay organlza-
tions. were present. The following
officers were named Chairman. 10
seph wedda; honorary chairman
the Rev Sylvester J Kolkisvicz.
pastor OF Ste Hyacinth's church.
vice-chalrman, Leopold Koscinski:
recording secretary. John b. Sosnow-
ski: financial secretary. Or r. Sa-
dowski; treasurer, George r. Law
son. vicepresident Of the Peoples
State bank The executive commit.
tee consists OF Peter Leszczynski.
chairman; Albert Maday. vicechair.
man; Leopold Turski. J. X. Koslow.
ski. r p. Nelin, J Popiel, j. Wei
zand, the Rev. Joseph Falta and 10
seph TuchockL
The committee viii at once make
large efforts to raise money for the
relief OF the suffering Poles. whose
country has been devastated by the
German and Russian armies. which
for several months have made Pc
fish soil battle-ground.
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26
HOOKWORM is
PROBED IN TEXAS

DALLAS. Tex, March 2S--A
three years dght against the hook.
worm disease is nearing completion
under the auspices OF the state hook
worm commission. During this pc
Rod the commission has examined
conditions in an area OF $4,000 square
miles inhabited by 100000 people,
Microscopic examinations to the
number OF nearly $4,000 have been
made. and perhaps $4,000 treatments
have been dispensed. Among chil
dren examined the number injected
was over 80 per cent
The hookworm disease Is popular
IL known for it's effect OF laIiness
Dr. q. IL, Judkins, OF the state HOOK.
worm commission, who said I, would
take one or two generations TO Grad.
icate the disease in Texas, also de
clared:
There is no doubt but what Texas
suffers an economic loss every year
because OF this disease. For in
stance. Il 1000 heads OF families in
any given county are suffering from
a disease thar reduces their earning
capacity from 10 10 IS per cent. Il is
not hard TO see where the county
and state are losing because OF de-
creased production. II is easy 20
see, also, that the state squander
ing money by employing teachers 10
teach children whose efficiency is
reduced on an average % per cent
HoOkNorm Is common in warm
places where the Inhabitants 10
barefooted for any length OF time,
The commonest infection Is through
the soles of the feet. The worm L.
less than one inch in length. and has
the appearance OF a bit OF solled
coarse thread The female lays thon.
sands OF eggs in the human mites.
final tract. A certain cure Is known
TO doctors.
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26
JAMES MCDOWELL
TO STAND TRIAL

James Mcdowell OF the "Foist OF
the Foist" was bound over 10 tho
recorders court by Justice Stein,
Thursday. for trial on the charge OF
violating the election laws. by hay
ing the Rev Caleb II Rutledge and
the Rev George + Cullen elected
from the booth. on primary day, last
fall.
Patrolman William Dean, who did
the electing. testified that he was
ordered hy Mcdowell 70 put the chal.
lengers out. as there wasn't room In
the booth for the voters. with the
ehallengers in the way
The prosecuting attorney recon,
mended that Mcdowell be bound
over 10 face jury in recorders
court.
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26
THIEVING CLERK
SENT TO PRISON

honrS 4. Kadhtx. - years old, OF
No SOC viuewoodaNe.. was convicted
IN Judge Phelans court, Thursday
ot charge OF embeEEling Ss16i
from The Michigan Central railroad
osiees. where DC vas employed as a
special clerk ia the cashiers office
aud he Was promptly sentcDeed ( TO
enc yrar IN Jackson prts6n.
"Nou 1ed- 10 throw The blame on
an innoceu, nan. said Judge Pie
Ian, in passing sentence You were
caught Ia several lies. in your tosti-
mony, and you tried TO get an limo
cent man INTO disgrace for your
acts.
Kadiitz collapsed when sentence
was pronounced
His wife SNooned, and was taken
into an ante room. in Mysteries.
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26

The cIri: "setty has q pretty face
and cute dlnpies, but the pimpies
IRE horrid."
The Man: .stuart's Calcium Waters
would remove them IN jiffy."
The great trouble with the major
~ Of women In that they try TO re-
move pimples by outside treatment.
such a. greases. massage, cosmetics,
Electricity, etc. These methods will
not cure nor even temporarily re
move pimples and facial disorders.
The difficulty IL generally impure
blood. The blood Is stream OF
waste matter filled with poisons. It's
color Is black or blue or brownish
csst instead OF ruby red. as II
should be.
The best color always comes In
routh. Of course. but all the cosmet.
70 IN the world viii not bring back
Ne color n your blood Is diseased
- filled with impurities which Il
,annot remove or throw off.
Go 10 your druggist. whoever he
~ be. and he will give you a box
1tuart's Calcium Waters. price
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26
DARING, STRATEGY
AND INVENTION
DO WONDERS
,.sati-.ea from r.E. ose.I


tering away at a trench--and the
German line was only IS feet away
from ours until be had worn out
the trench with repeated explosions.
Eugene Jacobs. the man who left
his butcher shop in Pawtucket. II. J..
to come and night the Germans be
cause they had destroyed his birth
place In belgium. saved his life and
perhaps several other lives one day
b. catching one of these bombs as II
ID were baseball. He threw IL back
and II exploded In one OF the Ger
man trenches.
There was huge Swede In my
section who swung the butt end OF
Ms rife nj one of these bombs one
day and hit II. There was terrific
explosion and he was found. Drained.
why he did such a foolish thing ]
don't know. A mans nerves play
him strange tricks In the trenches.
and you md yourself tempted TO do
dangerous things just a. some per.
cons md themselves wanting TO
Jump from high places. suppose
he Swede had been tempted time
and again 70 stop one OF the bombs
with his rife. and one day the temp
ration became too strong.
The Germans had another trick
that reminded me OF the American
eame OF football. Now and then q
few Of them would Chamber out OF
the trenches, into a terrific IRE. 10
cut The barb wire entanglements
They wore armor over their bodies
md heads.
They were gruesome-looking OBJ
9octs. but they reminded me. how
ever. for al the world OF football
Dlayers. We never killed any Of
these armored men. but we usually
dropped them by hitting them In the
1ogs II seemed that their shin
nuards were not as protective as the
Sest of their odd snits.
Another new invention. used b,
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26

King Alfred made the earliest at.
tempts to form navy for the pro
lection OF Great Britain.
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26
VOTES BY WOMEN
EDISON IDEA

NEWARK. y J.. March s6.--A new
suffrage possibility Is suggested by
the action OF Mrs Thomas A. Edison.
who voted AZ the school election
in West Orange the other night and
tl.en wanted 20 cast ballot for her
husband. who vas too tired 10 come
TO the meeting
When the clerk told her she could
no. vote In her husbands stead she
said. That's strange"
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26
NEGRO THUGS GO
TO MARQUETTE

Ebert Ray. Auhur Williams. atlas
Thomas and George Marshall. the
Negroes arrested By Detectives
Smith and Richardson on the charge
o, holding Up tNo grocery stores w
Gently, we're sentenced by Judge
Phelan. Thursday. Ray to serve II
years IN Marquette prison. and WI,
hams and Marshall 10 i've years
each IN Marquette.
All pleaded guilty. Ray 20 charge
OF robbery being armed With a shot
gun and Williams and Marshall 70
larceny from the person
You are a menace 20 the com
munity. and I'm going 20 pat YOU
where You belong, said Judge Pie
Ian, in passing sentence.
The tonnage o. the Great Lakes
ice. n 1914 amounted % 2.93s.T
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26
Aol1id PiInpIes
xiii DimpIes
Mt otuart's Calcium Waters Will
Nsmovs the unsiuhtiy 6lemishes
N % short . Time 40 10 Seem
AImost impossible Of Belief.

The crowning beauty OF woman
q her skin. She may have only or
61naxy features or even a coarse,
heavy contour of face, but II she Is
ehe possessor OF q fine. colorful skin.
showing vigorous health and pure
hood. she win grow attractive TO
overy eye.
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26

the Germans. was swivel, hxed in
cement. on which the Germans
swung their rifles. Each man would
Ak his aim at certain very small
sector OF our trenches and, when he
was ordered to shoot, he could
reach up and pull this trigger with
out raising his head II was merely
artillery practice applied to rifles.
and IL had a deadly effect.
The white night-lights which were
shot into the air and then lowered
over the trenches. suspended from
small parachutes. were introduced
BY the Germans. but II wasn't long
before we had them, too.
II was in the artillery line that
the French developed the new ideas
The German gun kicks with each dis
charge. It rears back on its wheels.
slews around and must usually be
re aimed. But the wonderful French
gun. known as the "soixante quinze.
fires 20 80 shells minute. The re-
coil Is caught in cylinders filed with
giycerine. The gun loads itself
automatically, and Il never loses its
aim On our part OF the line. all
the new inventions, which the Ger
mans developed. could not overcome
the great advantage which the
French held on account OF the "soix.
ante duinze" gun. In its way this
gun Is as marvellous and revolution
airy as the great 42-centimeter guns
OF the Germans.
The "beet coat" as We called H..
was one OF the cleverest German In
ventions that we saw in our part OF
the line. All OF the country around
us and the fields In which our
trenches were dug was sugar beet
farm land and the landscape was a
vista Of beet leaves.
One day we saw a mound Of these
leaves heaying In a peculiar fashion.
"It's only mole digging said
our lieutenant
But suddenly the whole pile nov
ed and hunched forward. We began
TO shoot. and. TO our amazement, the
beet leaves rose on two strong Ger
man legs and dashed back to the
trenches. We laughed uproariously.
The German reminded us Americans
OF. Montgomery or Stone In their
queer disguise.
We found out later that the Ger
mans would take a gunnysaok. cut
head and airholes in IL, pin bee,
leaves TO the sack and then wear
the sack like a coat. n man NOV
ed carefully along on his stomach.
the chances Of his being seen were
very small.
] was detailed with two other men
TO burn a straw stack In which the
Germans had hidden machine guns.
We spent the day In making beet
coats" and at . o'clock in the even
ing we donned them and started out
on our hundred-yard crawl through
the beet field. We got TO the stack.
fixed the fuse. lit the fuse with a
match held under coat. crawled
back to the trench. and FIVE min
utes later the stack was ablaze.
The stack had been followed out
and the Germans had placed four
machine guns In a. We saw the
wrecks OF these guns the next day
and later my two comrades and my.
self were mentioned in dispatches
for firing the stack. Without our
beet coats invented BY the Ger.
mans. We would not have succeeded.
for several times the white lights
filled the air while we stretched
ourselves on our stomachs among
the beets. Beating Il with beets.
was the name we gave to this stunt
OF wearing beet coats"
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26

VIATOR BEACHEY goes to final rest Taking the body
of Lincoln Beachey, worlds greatest aviator, from
Es Hail. San Francisco, where the last rites admins
tered the hearse that bore him to his final resting place
The dead brman followed by cortege of admirers con
sisng 1000 people of them San Franchises most
prominent citizens eachey went to his death on March
Il at the Worlds Fair grounds at San Francisco while per-
forming of his sensational aerial fatS His machine
collapsed in the air and he plunged to his end in the waters
OF San Francisco Bay.
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26

Although the knitting industry of
Japan Is less than ten years old. II Is
said tha, there are no fewer than
1900 manufacturers OF these goods
in the city OF Osaka alone
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26

The present week OF seven days.
without reference to solar or lunar
cycles was adopted by Egyptian as
tronomers more than $500 years
ago.
A catalog Of the fishes OF Maine
shows that the state has l4s species
but only twenty-five are ht to eat.
and only seventeen are OF CONNER.
cial value.
The Detroit times., 1915-03-26

In California there are $4,000
acres on which grape vines are grow
ing. 10000 planted 10 wine grapes,
10000 10 raisin grapes and 10000
20 table grapes.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-09-23
i THE LATEST NEWS OF THE SPORT WORLD
GARDNER BREAKS up
BIG THREE CHANGED INTO BIG FOUR

teur championship tourney at Detroit
puts him on an equal footing with
Jerry Trayers, Chick Evans and
Francis ouimet.
This trio has formed the big three"
in amateur ranks for several years
and when the Detroit tourney opened
there didn't seem to be a chance that
anyone would step in ahead of these
three and cop the title.
But Gardner did and now it's the
"big four" instead CT the big three"
On the form he showed there Is
every reason to believe Gardner will
hold his place along with Trayers,
ouimet and Evans for some time to
come.
Gardner won the title back in 1908
when he was in his teens. He then
was hailed as a fuke champion, one
who never would come back.
1t took him six years TO do Il bu,
the masterful way in which he dis,
posed of his rivals at Detroit. swep,
aside all doubt about him being a
! regular champion on this time.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-09-23
University TEAM
STARTS "TRIP TODAY
VIII Open Football Season
in City of Philadelphia
Saturday.

Interest In the ". V. U..Penn game
in Philadelphia on Saturday is run.
ming high and there-will be several 10.
cal people make the trip to the qua.
ker City to see Coach M%etzger's pro.
teges In action against the big Red
and Blue eleven. The University
team this year gives promise OF max.
ing q great: record and there are many
who believe that they will give Penn
q hard run for the game on Saturday.
The team Is scheduled TO leave for
Phiily tonight, arriving there tomor.
row morning. They will have all day
TO rest up and get in a little practice
on Franklin Field. After they have
had a good nights rest, the boys will
spend the morning OF Saturday loaf.
ing round the hotel. They will likely
be taken to the field shortly after
nRnnI NHHaAN aMr .L..
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-09-23
COMFORTING WORDS
Many a Fairmont Household
Will Find Them So.

To have the pains and aches OF a
bad back remoyed-to be entirely free
from annoying, dangerous urinary dis.
orders, is enough to make any kidney
sufferer grateful. The following ad.
vice OF n who has suffered will
prove comforting words to hundreds
of Fairmont readers.
Mrs. E. C. Mundell, 531 CASTOR Ave,
Fairmont, says: "Doan's Kidney Pills,
which We got at Cranes Drug Store,
have been used In my family with very
satisfactory results. don't hesitate
to advise all sufferers from backache
to give Doan's Kidney Pills a trial.
There is no better kidney medicine to
be had"
Prizes soc a. all dealers. Don't sim.
ply ask for o kidney remedy-get
Deans Kidney pills-the same that
Mira. Mundeli recommends. Foster.
Mliburn CO.. Props Buffalo, My
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-09-23
Local Golf Team Wins
From Clarksburg

The Fairmont golf team put it all
over the lineup from Clarksburg yes
Sterday afternoon In the rubber game
Of the series. This gives the local ag.
gregation two games TO the one for
olarksburg.
The day was ideal for golfing and
great interest was displayed in the
game. The score resulted with liz
points for Fairmont and 9h for
Glerksbnrg.
The summary: Fairmont-Ceorge
n. Watson 9; ]. o. Watson, .; a. b.
Scott, o. Gass, 9; Robb. o; Fleming, q;
Robertson, ~. Total, 11l4.
eiaTksburg-McNcili. L; Pottitt. l.;
Hugle, 8; Vance, o; Hornor, 3; Hart,
4; ponnhue, "a. Total, 9h.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-09-23

family of riders and scores Of other
noted circus troupes.
Doors to the night show are open
at 7 p. m. The performance begins
an hour later. One admission ticket
will carry the bearer all the way
through the big show. Reserved and
admission tickets will be on sale cir.
Gus day at the downtown agency, the
Holt Drug Co., where tickets may be
procured at the same prices as
charged on the show grounds.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-09-23
MAGICIAN SHOW IS
AGAIN POPULAR
Talma and Bosco
Repeat Success at Grand
Theatre.

Leroy, Talma and Bosco" was the
attraction at the Grand Theatre last
evening and the famous mystifers
played 10 a good sized audience.
Many new tricks have been added
10 the program since the show was
here the first time and the new ones
are Just as mysterious as the old ones.
All Of the old tricks, the headliners Of
the attraction have been retained,
the chief OF which the Hindu rope
trick" "Ghostly %visitants" and the
pantomime which is one OF the great
features at the close OF the last act.
The strong box act in which LIE.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-09-23

Bob Gardner, has busted up the
His victory in the National anna.
Roy enters and then frees himself az.
ter 1t has been wrapped with chains
by a committee from the audience Is
one Of the new features and although
1t is similar 10 some Of the old tricks
performed by magtcians in this coun'
try still 1t is entertaining and mys'
tifying.
Miss Talma. a petite miss, was as
attractive as yer last evening and
repeated her clever coin manipula.
lions.
A little Pnobscot Indian girl who
appears in native costumes and sings
folk songs, has an excellent voice and
greatly pleased her hearers.
Bosco, the giant comedian, was al
SO present again with Napoleon, the
wonderful vanishing dog. Bosco re
produced some OF his old stunts and
with some new ones added he agair
wins popularity with the audience.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-09-23
GETS SHERIFF. NOMINATION.

Thomas Howard, of uniontown, a
brother Of DR.. E. W. Howard. was
nominated for sheriff at the election
held Tuesday in Fayette county. Pa.
Mr.. Howard is well known in this city
and is an old line Republican.