La Junta tribune., 1915-08-21

man. and quit thinking about you.
DR.. J. J. Kellogg injected solu-
t!on OF nicotine made from one cigar
ette into two frogs and 1t killed them
instantly. This should cause q
marked decrease In cigarette smok-
ing--among frogs.
When Napoleon's star was setting
4 In 1914 his only hope OF success lay
/ in weakening his enemies by separ-
ate treaties. The Kaiser in like man
ner is trying to make some kind OF a
bargain with Russia. II he fails the
! big war must go to finish on Its
merits. Keep your seats for the last
act
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| william was dear little boy
! But last week he began TO holler
So In order to change his tears to Joy
| | gave him a big silver dollar.
| Willie is dearer now no doubt
For that coin at once he did swal-
low
Willie is a dollar in, I'm a dollar out
Now is my time to holler.
Snapshots
Lord Ki,chener-aged 65--knows
all British possessions intimately
has studied the German military sys-
TEN for years-first 10 say and still
maintains that the war viii be a long
one-can say nothing eloquently-
knows how to advertise--works four
teen hours day--sleep Is his only
holiday great organizer.
Father Cashin: Are you guilty |
by word or deed or In any manner
whatsoever of this crime7
Charles Becker: Father. as I
stand on the brink OF the grave.
am not.
A dialogue which should make US
all think seriously regardless OF our
opinions and prejudices concerning
capital punishment
.
Americans should no, have their
faith shaken In their political sys-
TEN by the rot which Is sent out
these days concerning the efficiency.
effectiveness and culture OF mon
archical governments. II can be ad-
mitted that monarchies may be more
thorough In n purely materialistic |
sense for short periods than . re-
public or a democracy. A king or
an emperor may transmit his power
to his successor but his ideals can
not be bequeather or Inherited. In
this lies the weakness OF autocratic
rule. That form OF government
works best and lasts the longest
which commits the political inheri-
tanee to the greatest number of
hands. There Is no exception TO the
rule.
Miss Cora Losanbili. OF Fair
mount. went 10 La Jun,a one day
last week In order To be- shocked and
horrifi.d by Dr. Belts lecture ON
the white slave traffic. With time
to spare sh. decided To make = few
purchases on. of which Was an alarm
clock Of the intermittent variety. Mr..
Larsen after demonstrating the op.
Grafton OF the clock. wrapped II up
tightly. the alarm all wound. All
-rrands tended To the young lady
tripp-d off lightly To the lecture.
During very solemn reading BY
DR. Belts the congregation was
startled by . terrific ringing. Many
began 10 have visions Of sunrise.
starting the fire. cooking breakfast
aud bringing In the milk bottles.
Others began TO look inauirtnsiy and
threat.nin9ly nj one another. Al
this juncture the ringing ceased.
When II started again In the reguis.
ton fifteen seconds. the young lady
could conceal her suilt no longer.
There Was = frantic tearing at the
wrapper and strings. Miss Logan.
bill finally chok-d the alarm into =
respectful silence and tn. lecturer
proceeded amid a general hubbub
aud uiier.
.
IL II possible tina, the National
Council Of the order of Moose 1.
d.ceisins our people with reference
TO erecting . tuberculosis ssnitari.
am' Or IL Il possible that the ma.
tionai officers are using the fact aud
the sympathy and good will usually
extended 60 these sad sufferers A.
scheme TO advertise their society and
increase iss fhembefship' A. far