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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21
NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THAT?

Of V6AI
And Crockard is such Modest Man
too.
The following story was sent in by
wireless, via Apple Creek, and we sus-
pect Stackhouse or Hibbs of framing
it up.
When Crockard was editing the
Douglas Herald, few years ago, al
young lady called with contribution
for the paper and after reading a
lot of slush she had written and want
ed published, said:
II know that newspaper editors
are very susceptible, and all woman
contributor needs to do is to fatter
them, to praise the color of their eyes
or the shape of their whiskers, and
they can then get the silly old edi-
tors to publish positively anything"
Continuing, the young lady said:
II wouldn't stoop to such low meth
DDS. stand on my own merits, do!"
Gazing down at the young lady's
slit skirts, Crockard said: "Well, If
possessed those merits of yours, I
would not wear them out standing
on them. sure would have them
preser ed"
SHORT AND 70 THE POINT.
Senator Hughes was invited to
speak at a political meeting and was
placed last on the list of speakers.
Moreover the chairman introduced
several speakers whose names were
not on the program, and the audience
was tired out when he eventually in.
troduced the last speaker: Mr..
Hughes will now give US his address"
my address," said the Senator, lis
Mckenzie Hotel, Bismarck, n. D., and
I wish you all-GOOD NIGHT.
ATTRACTION EXTRAORDINARY
As an after piece to the Big Min
strel Show two of Bismarck's hand
soonest Elks will render pathetic
playlet entitled Mutt and jeff at the
Battle Of Who Run" This feature
will be of interest in view Of the Eu.
ropean war now raging. Brothers
John Runge and F. E. Shepard will
play the title roles in their usual
matchless form.
LATER-The police have notified
the management that this part Of the
program will not be permitted to be
shown.
BROTHER PeARsoN's ,.
FASHION HINTS.
Last winters overcoat will be worn
in some society circles.
Hole in socks will be worn in the
same old places.
Fringes on pants bottoms are not
in favor and should be trimmed of,
Shines will be worn on the elbows
and on the seats of the trousers.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21
HIS CHOICE

o. B. Currier: If you were going
in for music, which instrument would
you choose?
Tom Cayou: Well, I've always
thought I would like to be soloist
or cash register.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21

Lovers eyes-magnifying glasses;
Husbands eyes-a microscope.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21
Heard in TIE
Lodge Rooms
Why?


R. J. Ludden, although a bechelor,
has consented to give a monologue on
the subject of "The Fair Sex as ]
See Them" and we understand his
hlk will begin something like this:
"Why is it that a woman waits
Until her clothes are on a CHAIR.
Before she looks beneath the bed
TO see If anyone is there?"
BILL MORRISON VOTES AYE!
They don't wear the transparent
skirts this year, but they are getting
even by abbreviating them until the
bottoms are not so far away from
the knee. All in favor of the new
stunt will say AYE" The ayes have
It.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21
TIE Meaning Of B. p. O. E.

little asking his father We
aThs B. and p andO E., marks the skies?
They We t everything, and everywhere
Men wearing marked with B. P O. and E.
stands said Brothers Brave and True
Pstands Purity Peace, Patriotism too
O means Obligation shall weigh each to his worth
e for the Elk-B o. E-Bet People On The Earth!
B stands for thought
P Prosperity the gracious God has wrought
o meansth The that should rule at every hearth
E for the Elk-B. P E. People The Earth!
anler
p the Herd belongs.
O for the of sadness in mrth-
e for the Elk-B e. People Cn The Earth:
And written between you'll a wealth Of creed
deep inscribed by deed
YOUR find world of faith
That only right is written
B. p o. e. Good for Right and Love;
For Charity, Faith-Hope beyond all thrall
Truth Price and Peace and Worth;
O. Il. ii a of this-Best People on the Earth!
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21
NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY!

stockings" says E. B. Miller Of
Tuttle, "were first worn in the elev.
enth century. But there were no
high-step street cars then and the
18th century rubbernecks didn't know
what they we're missing"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21

Are you helping the officers to the
extent Of your ability in making the
lodge live one? And have you done
your full duty by the Booster and the
Minstrels? Think about It?
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-04-21
AUTUMN

AUTUMN
The gentle spirit of the fall
VIII come to glorify the air,
And the football player will appall
The population with his hair.
The referee will climb the poles
And sound his shrill official toot,
And the moths will drill few more
holes
In everybody's winter suit.
DIR. Tom McLachlan.
II. o. slmoN's IDEA OF 1T
The reason why girl likes the
light turned low when a member Of
the Hand Holders Union calls is be-
cause she can enjoy kiss and not
have to worry because she isn't blush
ing.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07
APATHY RULES THE DAY.

ueaerrars caeff have carrtFf ere
cav .a Rock ts,asa YESTERDAY 70 th~
rant aaf e.r 90 tss party had been as
active a. s1s.r of tts leaders st1 are
always ON rhr 100. 8etd9u ia an s.re-
tl9r saue ere fruiss - inGigiizai 81
f5rss nrraE ere eandidates go sf~tG.
nFff Been ss6wa. mere vas 90 gee
s-sf fsse- sf stake ord ere forces %
Geeerat NeatsVs rather thar tar ~
easlz-zes. woe ere cav
sour sfEsffearee attaches 90 ere
retf-rmsnt of saservisor Leslie Hama
sf Zama on tauor % Nmbrosr SeaFl
weo ts tss frss feuscra'ie reprrsrata-
dive tsas township has had oe ne
Board fa stacy years. Wr usnua- like
r 70 rtrsrr % s1ess H8es Island. wto
lost to Harry CeaaisEaaea. ee@oerai.
has beee a trafrr aa11E ths sgpsfs
ussors hsvtsE a sea- ta sss tsusr cir
cis
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07
The Daily Story
POpinjay-Ry Margaret C. Devereaux

Two men We're standing on street
corner chatting. They were both
crooks. though professionally they had
low who looked rs II he had just come
out OF a bandboX passed them.
Who Is that guy asked one crook
Hist" said the other. and waited
tin the young man had got beyond
hearing; then he added: That's Pin
kerton. I run across him ouct- He's
the siickest in the business ia know
him through any makeup.
What's he dom here asked the
other uervousiy.
7 reckon he's worlIin' on the Tenth
National bank business. I've been let
into II that the best men in the Pinker-
ton service are on that case"
Come on. Tom; you're coddin' me-
You needn't believe me. Bill. If you
don't want to. I've only given you
what 7 think anyway"
The crook who had received this in
formation tried TO look unconcerned,
but the other noticed that be was very
much concerned. Bill walked away.
and Tom looked after him with evident
amusement. What a sucker~ he
said 10 himself. Il believe he had
something 70 do with that bank Job or
he wouldn't have bit so student Hes
a green one. The idea O. that popin-
Jay bein' a detective!" And he smoth-
cred a laugh.
That same afternoon Bill met the
popinjay again on the street Bill
looked ar him so hard that he attracted
the others attention. This was prob
ably the reason why he looked hard at
Bin. At any rate Bill shuddered and
passed on.
Hes on 70 me, surey' he muttered
7 wonder il 1 could get out O. town
without his KNOWN It I'm goin' &c
try makeup"
When the Z O'Clock train pulled out
OF the station an elderly countryman
with a pair OF old fashioned green cog
giles on his nose sat in a seat by him
self looking as II he had just come
from the haying field. The door at the
front end of the car opened, and who
should come in but the popinjay. The
only seat vacant was by the farmer,
and the newcomer took It The farm
er's eyes being covered by the goggles
and the lower part OF his face by a
long white beard, no one could see the
contortions Of his countenance. Pres
emily he pulled himself together and
said in a low tone 10 the man beside
him:
What is there In it for me II give
NJ the stuf7'
what stun?" asked the other, sur
prised.
'Oh. I'm on TO you same as you're on |
70 me No need o. fencin'. II I put |
Won on TO where the money is hid viii /,
YOU let me out o. the gamer
The stranger turned, looked the |
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07

( speaker fun In the face. surprise. curl
osity. craft and number OF other ex-
preSsions struggling for the mastery.
( Finally he said:
can YOU turn it over without the
matter leaking out:"
II can"
DO YOU want 10 60 auywhereE''
Reckon I'd like TO try South Amer
/ lea for awhile"
How much would you need :"
How much can you let me have?"
How much money have you TO turn
over:"
"All that was taken"
The popinjay was stalled. He didn't
like 10 ask what he was supposed 10
know. He concluded TO take a risk.
Would FIVE hundred dog"
IF you cant do any better"
Very well. Where do we get OFF,
AT Winchester"
There was no further conversation
between the two till they reached Win
chester, where they left the train To-
gether.
"Far?" asked the popinjay as they
stood on the platform.
"About two miles.7
Cab
A station cabman drove up: the two
got in and were driven beyond the out.
skirts OF the town, stopping at a small
house in bad repair. woman came
TO the door. followed by several chill
dren whose faces peered from behind
her. The crook had thrown of his dis
guise while in the cab and appeared as
himself. The woman looked from one
man to the other anxiOusly. Bill said
to her: I've got tired o this business.
I'm goin' 10 give up the stuff and take
you and the children to a new country
to make new beginnin'."
I'm mighty glad o that" gasped the
woman. I'm dyin' with this load on
me-"
Going into the house. Bill went 70 the
cellar and brought up n package, which
he handed to the popiujay. who open
ed 1t and. finding a number Of bank
bills, counted out a thousand dollars
and handed It back to BIZ.
II thought you made it $500"
"I didn't know you were going TO
begin over with your wife and chill.
dren. There's $500 for you and $500,
for them. I'm no detective. You gave
yourself away to me neediessly. Our
meeting ON the train was q coinci-
dence. I'm a millionaire shall take
this money TO the bank and restore IT,
including what I've given you. II you
need help at any time let me know"
BE wrote his address on his card and
was driven away, followed by many
a God bless you"
The next day a young man dressed
In the height OF fashion called at the
Tenth National bank, asked for the
president. told his story and left the
amount of a recent loss by robbery,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07

parfmenta arc Installing n their 70
sp~efivs establishments usw systems
% shop management. known By The
generic term % scientific manage
ment.- which have for thcir purpose
the attainment 90 the maximum EN-
eisney from both plant and workmcn.
aad
whereas a stop watch 10 used iu
uminE Workmen while az work 10 as
certain the maximum amount % Work
possible for she most capable man In
D given time and making this the
standard time" 90 which wOTk must
be dons. and By a system % premiums
and bonuses. together With discipiln-
AIRY measures sufficiently severe 90 en-
force The system. this standard time"
90 the speed % which all vcTEmcn
must eventually attain u they are 20
retain their employment and
whereas experience has shown
that the American workman by his
exceptional CELEBRITY performs Bbout
twice che worE performed BY the
manual yorker o. other countries.
With the concomitant condition that
ths ratio % accidents here IL from
three % four times a. high as 10 9th
90 countries and the tendency %
sa-catted scientific management"
through the above timing and bonus
features will - 90 further aEEravats
the accident disabilities and mortal.
.ty aforesaid and reduce the workman
% a mere mechanical. Instead % q
social and moral relation 20 his work.
and. moreover. are uuuscesaaTy 90 So
-are adequate efreieney 81 labor:
BE it eaacted. etc. That % shall
BE- uniaafai for any officer. narassr.
s1perintsndeut. foreman. OF other per
soa haslaE charge % The work % any
suptoYe % the uuited States govern
neat 90 make Or cause 20 b. made
9Th = stop watch OF other time meas
1riuE dsviee q tine study % the rove
nsnts betwrrn the startinE and com
5istiou o. any JOB % any such en-
5i6yo. No prcasium or bonus or cash
,rWard shall b. paid Co any enpioye.
except Tor suggestions resulting Ca
Improvement OF economy tn the op-
sratioa o. ths plant 90 which he Is
smpi8ysd.
soc. 2 That any violatioas % the
provisions - this act shall Be deem [
"a q eaizfemeaaor and shall be pun
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07

Wnre egrrvbofY gets rror~ or less
exercise az daify uorE % p,ay-as tse
Doctor e. always reminded w1sa -
s1F<rsfs pNysicmt Cuiturs-the-s arc
az least thrc~ trdteidttais ir the aver
age hous@ac,6 Who can profit ~ =
eve-mirute course IN eortorttcr once
a CAV. aas ttess shrss arr mother.
cad aud th~ younEsscs.
Mother has already hccz ADVISED
t1ar 90 ssr~rEftsu her ab4prren ard
Improve her carrsaEe Tho present
haranrur fs for dad and the baby Dad
is about TIE LATEST mortal yCs ever
heard %. really lie traaEtues that
shss h.s days wOrE IL co1s the easy
chair fs ere orlv place Worth euitivst-
inr Ncvcrtssisss - wouid - = ios
more eomfo-rahls 10 his stomach. have
a tos less ~taeiEsstioa~ ana gas for
rnatl5a~ 70 10 woai9 last give eve mia
utrs a cav 20 p1&ytuE With ths baby
Z d1a't meas the BABE 10 arrss. bat the
srruHtsE esua-azyvhess from ? years
20 - Years.
O-s Euod vav 80 Start fhs fun q 90
turu son nsrsaaits across the soo-
asf see Wso eGa tara en- bcst- No
% ectiors % usothsr foiniaE &C. ne
csnfsss-1a Fact. 90 vii 80 her con-
p,eSioz ast ts1pss worlds % god.
Tksu Cad takes ths baby - IRE
hsnes az4 tss baby. "a stocking feet
o. szoceastzs. bAzzs on uEkf aad
walk % ssa's sruzs sisvssioa untii'
es risats Eis toossiss en- DADS seek
ft.s sod t1r cad ar great t9r tas
bshT.
Dad zsxs dos . sraf stazd- 2 hr
ts-'s tco ei<nsfaS- BABY tres q. too.
Wgtssr. sss suss passes ere Interval
ss tks sstfisEsr Griu o. soazs sizsisr
rserrastoe
rtsrs sr- a shosssszf ssf ors iitfis
ssaass watea ed aad The h&hT wm
0or< oat tsr tsersssfvss. t;sss tar irs-
pertans thisE is 10 90 if dsiiy. no
Be- aalv. ave rstagtss sf tias. Nss.
~ rsTrst 60 sanaif o. BETS % slave
o. aocscr Ibis. ust Mo shossia
so~ryr
There's -.asv a esf 40 has
rssns sd f~pr~ ct-uzsr Eruueh 90 q
.ouy GOD f>r0s slse- ss IeGFzsd
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07
UPHOLD THE PRESIDENT.

Evsu ~ Tact thst prrsideutlal
campaign - only - naoeths fu che o.
tire does NOT deter conscientious o.
pabiicsz sswspsssrs trurs Efviax thsir
praise 20 tas wise course which the
aaministrstioo - pursgiaz Ia its Tor.
siEn peiigy Even partisan Differences
esnnot eassxs these opinions which
some % thea are az present freely es
prwssfa<
TIE falloNiaz - from re Cireia.
nasf Tines Star. a conservative rsrub.
ffeaa newspaper oWnse ~ enc brufs.
sr % ex f.resitiens Tar
President Wtlsor has a rtzat 20 -.
pset ne sappcrt % = ualsed reopis tr
the protests - Eas ssas 60 tas Ger
nssa sad ErEifsh covers usuts Ills
affiliate - roe a pros.sEitsa or a pro
eermaa. bat a oNeserieaa atfita9s
fts hss ssliewsti ths en'v course that
is Wa possible fsr an Asa@rtcas prsst.
6~ns wfrs ar eye sniy 90 fss aatiss
sad r~spsnsfbuitiss % bts eva Eavsrs
msus 20 parsgs
The Mifwastkss rearuaf ia comment
iax ea the asevs from tas Cieefua2ti
pae~r SAYS
re - aef particularly siruifceae
thst int l. fruna . res9biican paper
AZ such q tine and aeco such an or
essiou partv ines vsasSf. TIE sta o.
lstrsfson hss tse saty % ke~pfax thts
suantrv sas 90 Eareess sgsrref While
prsssrpfnx respect sor oar SAG snd -
Fsrs for tn~ lives % our eftizens "
fs not an easy tss<. TIE Least tass sv-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07
All. HA. JACK DALTON
FOrIED AGAIN.

sea ssaeer gakiEE fs q b9sirsts.
rsss.F sabsesibE saf pay f1r q papSr
f1r the tsf1ruzagaaa taaE 90 sgpgiies-
eco sreats % sts CAV. locally and Over
ere uartf Wtsn ftis r. thorOgEhiy
aag accurately eoas tks msa sshiac
tae Eaas feel tEss tasT have xivss
aotaisE @ore ssas e. expected % ths-n
sroa sEe eaoels NO purchase ths pro
f.ef % fsrir rT1-ts
or~asfaaarv 30 sra az sEceptier
es fhls rule. aa1 uhen we 60 inv4ri1.
BY Or goes 60 tss opposite sEfrsras.
rEe Heatnrts q ssifia1tagion vas D.
tsssrafed ts lss 1ost vtoisnt form o.
Rock fslanE tsfs wesa VALE The
8rras vas egsY getting sas ere issue
chat carried trr account % ne tohn-
soc WIIart eEtE a. Havana a con.
E~Gpo~arY was occup.rd Utth pFgpar-
lar stories nzaEirE ftssff ths csztes %
an sef rat tsemsf % hsruisrn % re
drilling favor y1u might expect g. a
drama OF che wirf vest. how ifs spe-
r.af ca~rrapoe az ere Cuban rlnE
eide uere rigpinz o. the rouads % the
battle ara EsttirE them into The local
once. blow f1r b.o7. Tire secoud they
were delivered tow tEo amazed u1ui-
Hfufr looked oa ard uppiauded the
isngvati1r 90. Ard auaifT h0W our
w1rf-r worker reached Tire waiting
pab-i- before Gre tax was dry on the
sheets
ne ts~ i-ts-f-l. TIE Argus. always
prepared rr handle biz events. and
seeref1rr not disturbed Or excited
srer ous appears on tfs hortzor % ne
daily ro1tlne. vas saving wood a. us-
1nr The resart vas. a. the local pub
De- sraWf. ttar tsr .ss1r % TIE ArErzs
containing ere far. accurate ana u1-
-of1r-d report % ere 1oaus1n Willard
snsr~ Vas on tsr streets and Ia ere
earts 90 sgbscrtbsrs haif ar tnur BE-
fore s1uF osae~ papers reached THE
press fr fact latsr-strd people had
q .F~strt thc report % IRE hEht tn Tnr
Arras arf tsf thstr mirfs focused on
Other matters % Interest before our
elfUrnisirE contemporary. made einzy
~ dreams % trlaEined rivalry. vas
ready r7r ffsrrferstsoa-
Moral uoat astrUpt % biow
ssba 1rtu vou havs frst tried thr pie
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07

spcttiaE o. eSperisccgs undsr az
commission form o. E1verumeat the
Kansas CITY Journal holds thas ere
mayer os eisv FevsrueG By thts plan
has powerful advantage ta seekfuE
rsnonlta,sfiou. "tte fs fn control 90 e.
poiitical machine. Saws tne Journal.
which Is well uixht tupreEuasIe '
After EocN tsiaHd's experience tt ts
diHieuit 20 see hgW the mayor eas
perpstusts himself in odce Or even
be uoniaated. rrsardirss 90 ere fact
that be nav have been ere most pro-
zrsssivs aGniaistrative oTrer tire
city hss ever had
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07

~ e4.1zsz caa 90 - - take care ga;
80 oau srtita9s shall ngt make o
larf@r Tser~ nus - 90 g1~sfioa q
re rrrareas % taa Anericar people
s@hf1e thelr Eovsrrrsat Party Lad
~ a. wsI a. party sswss4s~rs rec
gxrix~ tsis A rerabiieaa sE-prssies-f
Ezf fhs rerzs,icaa roo- ieaGsr BE- eon-
rress have sxpress-,f tseir ioTaity ard
rs@i- eqsrieffea tsEf a. tsis tine ioy-
airy ts tss srss hasia~ss % ever
Mns~rtrar
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07
4 MOTHERS VISION.


Sitting alone in the freight. with aged
head bent low
over some little garments that were
worn In the long ago.
\ woman. old and faded. was dream
ing OF other years:
And the faces OF absent loved ones she
saw through a mist OF tears.
All was silent: no echo Of footballs
swift and gay:
The dancing feet or her children had
wandered far away.
Busy and happy and thoughtless, they
we're scattered far and wide;
All grown 70 be men and women-save
the little boy who died.
Il was strange that OF all the children.
He should feel tonight so near.
His little grave had been covered by
the SHOWS OF many a year;
Yet she fancied she saw him enter;
that she saw him standing there.
His blue eyes clear and smiling, the
light on his curling hair.
And a voice spoke from the silence.
saying. This for you kept.
But my meaning YOU could not fathom
when for your child you wept
The living have left your hearthstone,
but with you he shall abide
In the beauty OF deathless childhood,
your little boy who died"
Gertrude Hockridee.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07

ards - tnrtr gta
tries a-d for all
mem tcrs vho are
opposed on prin
eipie % the Tay'
Jog system. iutro
ducsi a bill In the
cd congress pro
vidiuE for ere
aboiishuent ofths
TAYLOR system m
zrssnais navy
yards aze other
EovcrnUert esfab-
iishmenta
This bin uas a.
follows
"A bill % rsEu.
late The method %
directing the work
% Eovcrumeus en-
pioyss
Whereas Ger
tain executive de-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07
CTo Do coaiinucdl
one 81 sprIna's Jexs.


The man who frBt tanned the hen
and induced her 20 lay eggs in the
hack part % the cave instead OF hid
Ing her nest Ga n hollow tree far out
IN the jungle. performed a service so
magnificent IN is after results tina,
human kind. u Il could only single him
out and DC certain about his identity
should build a monument 20 him high
cr than the Eissl Tower His identity
IL lost peace 20 hts ashes But from
that gentle brood which he reared.
most likely In hts cave. the fresh egg
layers have spread over the entire
earth. and noW. on the approach OF
the beautiful springtime. are laying
somewhere between 500. 000. 900 and n
round 1000. 0oO. 900 % eggs every day
The cave mau who tanned the hen
very likely did not realize the mag
uiheenee OF the thing he was doing.
For. when the last word is said
there IL no breakfast provender like
unto the freshlaid egg. And at this
tine % year eSss really are strictly
fresh laid. and retailing right here IN
baltimore ~ % cents per dozen. In
the spring the young mans fancy light
y turns 70 thoughts % love" That
Is all right enough But. although he
may attempt 20 conceal the fact. his
fancy ~ili also be turning somewhere
between and 3 a N. 20 the question
%. What IL there for breakfast"
Ho~ would he keep hts other fancy
In GOOD working shape u Il were not
for the fresh-laid egg Great was the
man who tanned the her.-Baltirnore
American.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07

The Amsricaa Medical association
ha& aasin bsen made defendants Oh a
damage suis by q manufacture % q
patent medicine aaG IS attacked as a
trust. ne pfsfutiT obtsets 60 Ere
control O. exercises over ths futrodac-
ton % "sYutbettc" nlediciaes. OF
course pstsns msdieias maksrs would
prefer 60 have thts ftgaetiou exercised
~ sorss ether orEaafEastsu. ne bot
tle makers uaioa. FOR instance.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07
April z in American
History.

ITO William Wordsworth. English
poet. born; died 1870. Words
worth-s poems were composed 10
the open air.
1SSS-General Quincy Adams Gilmore
Federal commander on the Carroll
ma coast during the civil war. died;
born 1875 Gn.more's batteries
bombarded in 1868 tie inhabited
districts Of Charleston without
warning. using st times iBeendiary
shells.
fg0G-The town Of BoscotrecaSe. on the
slope Of Mount Yesuvius. buried
under lava and ashes
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07
A Qur,r Qu..tInr-

= have come 10 consult you" she
said % the prominent lawyer.
What e the trouble
i have received three proposals OF
marriage. and do not know which TO
accept
Which man has tho most money
Do you imagine she asked. that
" knew I worid consult you or any
other --Birmingham Ase-Her-
aid
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07

A eombfaatioa of circumstance ta
which two featurss stand ouE prumls-
entity affected TIRE siecti0a ln CHICAGO
YESTERDAY taaagnes Of Lorimer. wao
anquestionablV VII eouErof enc city
administration unfsr rbogpsoa aad a
disposition on the part % q democratic
faction toward dtsieyaisF 90 ths party
tieEst were the factors watch deferrs-
med the onrcunls
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-04-07

MEMBERS Of the English parlia
ment are demanding cheaper tea We
were o. the impression that the high
brows in the kingdom were 20 eschew
indulgence AZ least until the close OF
the war The dispatches stated that
Lord E<ehener. the war pilot. had al
ready ordered the drink supply remov-
ed from hts household.