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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1915-09-03
Knew What Would Happen.

Monsieur wanted the picture hung
to the right; madame wanted it on the
left But monsieur insisted that the
servant should hang the picture ac-
cording to his arders. Consequently
Joseph stuck a nail in the wall on the
right, but this done, he also went and
stuck another on the left. What is
that second nail Gor?" his master liz
quired in establishment. ITS to save
me the trouble of fetching the ladder
tomorrow when monsieur will have
come round to the views Of madame"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1915-09-03

Betty Aea lamenting to her aunt the
fact that she only had one grandfather
while her little friend had two, Her
aunt tried to reconcile her by say
ing one grandfather was in heaven, to
which she replied; "Oh, dear, I've
had awful luck with my grandfathers;
one is in heaven and the other one is
lame"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1915-09-03
Obviously Misleading,

Passing a swimming pool in small
city one day two country women read
this sign at the entrance: $4,000
Gals. In and Out Every Hour"
That's all nonsense" said one of the
women. There amt that many WON,
en- in this whole county"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1915-09-03
r Remove Paint.

P"Nal parts of ammonia and turpen
tire will take paint out of clothing,
no matter how hard or dry it is, Sat
nrate spots two or three times, then
wash in warm soap suds.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1915-09-03
Harm in -oner posfure

II the lungs are cramped by i'm
proper posture they fail to get the
proper amount of oxygen and do not
throw off the waste and poisonous
matters they should
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1915-09-03
Camel's Worktnu [ ife

Camels are fit for serious work at.
five years, and their strength begins
to decline at twenty five years, al
though they live for thtrty-ive and
forty years.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1915-09-03

"a man is liable to git in wrong, %
said Uncle Eben. when he mistakes,
loaen for peace"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1915-09-03
Reputation ana Character.

Reputation is what men and wom-
en- think Of us: character IA what God
and the angels know Of us.--Thomas
Paine.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1915-09-03
Practice Doing Right.

Doing is the greatest thing. For
If resolutely people dc what is right,
in time they will coMe to like doing
it.-Ruskin.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1915-09-03
Daily Ti1ouGht,

bad men are just as rare as really
good men. Bernard Stqw.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1915-09-03
With rSIiqht Alteration.

The evil that men do lives after
them The good is oft inferred in
their books.--sNew York Independent
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1915-09-03
NO SHELTER FOR MURDERER$
Protection Afforded by House of
an Ambassador.

1t was the grim old Oliver Crom-
well who first showed that the house
of an ambassador was not an inviOla-
BILE sanctuary for all classes of Of
tenders and that at least the line of
protection could not hold against a
murderer. In November, 1852, Don
PantaleOn Sa, brother of an ambassa.
dor from Portugal to England. walk
ing in the New Exchange, London. en-
gagged in a quarrel with a young Eng
fish gentleman named Gerard. They
were separated, leaving Gerard
Slightly wounded in the shoulder The
next day Don Pantaleon came to the
exchange with fifty well-armed fol,
lowers, for revenge. Four English
men were slightly wounded and a Mr.
Greenway, while walking with his sis
ter and a lady to whom he was en-
gagged, being mistaken for Gerard,
was killed by pistol shot through
the head A great and enraged crowd
collected The Portuguese took ref
uge in their house of embassy. Crom-
well, the lord protector, sent a mes
senger to the embassy, stating that II
the criminals were not given up to the
civil authorities the soldiers guarding
the embassy would be withdrawn and
the mob left to do as it pleased. Don
Pantaleon, three Portuguese and IAN
English boy" were given up and com,
mitted to Newgate Their trial was
delayed A mixed jury of Englishmen
and foreigners brought in a verdict
Of guilty and the five were sentenced
to be hanged The three Portuguese
were pardoned. the English boy
was hanged and Don Pantaleon, at the
request of his brother, the ambassa-
dor, was spared from hanging and
was beheaded on July 10, 1853 This
case impressed foreign nations with
sense of Cromwells power, and
as a precedent in questions respecting
the privilege of ambassadors and the
persons of their household
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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1915-09-03

Office hours, $50 am. to $50 PM
Office hours, Sundays, 900 am. to
1000 am. land LOO pm. to 200 pm.
Drop box open all night.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-29
ATTACKED
BY The GERMANS
CLAIM FURTHER SUCCESSES IN
THEIR DRIVE TOWARD CALAIS
PARIS DENIES THE CLAIM.
HARD FIGHT ON IN WOEVRE
Berlin Claims That French Suffered
Heavy Defeat in This
Region.

LondOn-The German PUSHES In
Flanders and the Woevre, where they
claim considerable successes. are be-
iieyed to be forerllnners OF another
big effort to break through the allied
lines i'll the west
For many days Belgium has been
scaled from the observation of neu-
trails, while German reenforeements
are being moved 70 the south to take
part IL the new offensive. which they
hope is to carry them To alais The
attack in Flanders, originally leveled
at the French has been transferred to
the British lines held by the Cana
CLANS. on the Immediate right OF the
FreilCh and here for two days tho
men from the dominion have been
engaged I'm a deadly contest with the
Germans. The Germans claim further
progress toward Ypres and that Brit
iSh counter attacks have been re-
pulsed.
The French, on the other hand. de-
clare the allies counter attacks CON.
tlnue with success and that the Brit
ish hold all their positions, and repeat
the charge that the Germans are US
ing bombs containing asphy -iatinE
gases.
The Frankturter Zeitung justifes
the use of these missiles on the
ground that the allies have done like
wise
The German attack In the Woevre.
or in the Mouse hills, was directed
against the French positions south
Y est OF Combres. and according to
Berlin. the French suffered a heavy
dcfeat Paris. however. says that In
q counter attack the Germans were
driven ont Of the French first line.
which they had pushed back
The Dermott news., 1915-04-29
Condition Of Banks.

Washington Loans and discounts
=, tire 7,5ea national banks reporting
To the comptroller Of the currency on
his last call. March l. amounted TO
81, t99. 964.te5. m increase over De-
eemhor 81 Of sT59aeS. aq4. aud an In
crease over the call a year previous
or about Sl42 600 o00
The Dermott news., 1915-04-29

London The operations IN the
pardanelles apparently ara still con
fined 10 the homhardmeut OF the
Turkish lines while preparations are
being made for landing the allied
force, part OF which Is already on
Turkish territory at Enos and Other
points
The Dermott news., 1915-04-29

New lork-GHarded by armed de-
tectiyeS and police. $l35. 0oo. 600 was
cdrted through the financial district.
Tho money belongs to the Mechanics
and Metals National bank. which
moved from 80 Wall street to new
banking rooms at 20 Nassau street.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-29
Release British Ship,

San Francisco The British steam
or Cetrtaua, reported held at Ensada.
Lower California, b. villa authorities.
has been released and Will sail for
this city ~ once. according TO ad-
vices received by the steamers
agents here
The Dermott news., 1915-04-29
Wabash Must Paw Notes

St Louis. That the holders OF n,
ceivers' certificates aggregating Slb.-
100000 which are due August l. 1915.
have refused 10 extend the certificates
and viii demand payment upon ma
turity. was revealed in petition f,leS
In the United States District Court
The Dermott news., 1915-04-29
Attack War Revenue Act

Chicago Three test suits attach
Ing the constitutionality OF the war
revenue act passed last October BY
Congress, affecting the tax upon the
capital stock OF banks. we're filed In
the United States District Court.
comment with approval on the uttsx~
The Dermott news., 1915-04-29
Villistas Back TO Front.

Easie Pass SiNtynine villa SOL
diers. wounded IN the recent siege Of
Matamoros. arrived at Eagle Pass.
and We're sent across the border To
Join the Villa garrison at Piedras
NeCraS.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-29
MaN Close Ports

bondon.-The latest issue OF the
official London Gazette contains a no
tioe TO mariners stating that 1t mar
be necessary shortly To forbid all en-
trance to certain ports OF the en-
pire
The Dermott news., 1915-04-29

Frankfort Kentucky's local option
law was upheld by the state court q
appeals. which declared valid elections
held last year in four counties
The Dermott news., 1915-04-29
Cotton Cake Is Exnor,ed

Galveston Two carloads OF cottor-
seed cake, amounting TO 25.475 sacks
valued at s137.6O0 were exported fross
Galveston on two steamships.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-29

the committee, in response to a let
ter OF inquiry, was written by c. b
Coe Of Tuckerman:
In reply to yours of recent date
concerning my automobile tag for
1914 The number 5l54, motor Ne
$500. The sheriff, Mr. McCustin.
save me my license lie satd they
would not cost him anything My ap.
pHcation for 1915 was returned to me
lceause | had not sworn to same.
had no car IN 1913
Fertilizer Analysis Expense.
AS = supplemental report on the
Department of Mines. Manufactures
ard Agriculture, we desire to call at
tention to the fact that. In addition
20 the expenses OF the fertilizer in.
spectors. amounting to many thou
sands of dollars, operating from this
department, there has been paid to a
chemist. said to be in Little Rock. tho
sum of 500 for aualyzinS feedstuff
and further sum Of S3.735 for ana
lying fertilizer. making total Of
s. 945 paid Ia this gentleman for his
services. and no on knows better than
tie farmers and stockmen or this
state whether. after the expenditure
os such great amount of money.
ey have had any better grade Of
commercial feedstuG or fertilizer -
says the report Hence, We submit
these facts"
The Dermott news., 1915-04-29

have dome ms Work Tor Us. VIC Ue-
5 iere mem @nle; e'ii'ieh' ana @'So
our committee. the above account
ants. and Miss Dorothy FT iceland who
trustwGrthy stenographer i'm ali this
work. have all been working since the
any 1I c ,',, Whatever for our our
services.
or e t1e to ' ISsc tba Tine
and eNpend the money. they would
Sladly continue . me thy We, soie -
the state Of Arkansas. but without le-
sal authority and without funds. We
your exceIency with much regret and
extending our deep sympathy to the
taxpayers OF the State of Arkansas for
We realize more than anyone else that
fhcif political yoke is heavy and their
The Dermott news., 1915-04-29

A lot OF hogs in hog lot well grown
with clover viii convey lot of money
to their owners pocket
The Dermott news., 1915-04-29

/ II " for sorry rendered ion
kirhy's piecsr. Miss CHI. Who re-
ceived Just and legal pay fer grading
papere i not. as stated in the renort
a high school student she graduated
from the high school in 1872 and was
thorou-hIy capable Of doing well the
me school Employment Association
is an honorable business. which is rem
and ''t tcol6rrs II l. cond0cta1 nv y" Nss
Hazel Gtl as any other business is con-
"nyseu anu Nm - 9s'tl p[o"u 81 hor
porting and sim not be required to
seek c'nploN lnFn1 AVA rom nome. The
Emptoymcnt Association as are extend
ed other teachers agencies and supply
IT, primes no rharrcsd but dos not
hesitate 10 cast unConnded iusinuations
a. - ho 1s IN GaSa TI,i ME
mcnt
p'd h"'d Money
fbr ,annIittee mirbi tisf1y b,ya r ''i,''
mcuded is the admitted act that I did.
gigf II ...' =" ~ 0'.9I a" VI lne
cnue was exhausted and state war
fahis at a discount non temporarily
4eht5a accrued from license - ms
money used IN cushing warrants for
rl,, Q7ax arlafJs4l ,bese warrants w,re
ea-hed aud the money returned and II
f5 "a" - , LIZ IN, =, ,a. ~ AZ
fbl~ without thc sanction 81 Saperin-
tshdeh, COX AM iaal ~ MaItahI ~, 81
custom dId save tAr stat discount on
re-ias" warrants, etc. and avoided
III [.rf#s5.'.,f, ,1.,,.,-,str, - ms
money were carefully recorded aud
a.. ',steass sl'''s -. n
settlement Nes made before H. nov
5aAN .-a# tEHs tht payment oft fets
@ent sut# effect ard tht= ~ haz Nsen
~ III t'a#H. muse HHru4aHstE observed
lzs' s9Hat.N Nuo~ that there = nat
thr - hte~f trreEu3arJte In fcAefd 10
IA" tHaNellne Expenses - SaperHtcna-
mi cook Al Ne4a hs1> 4er STATE War
ta't gre made cut h> myself Each
fHaN s5#l.z voucher is aIVfA 3 a'eamra-
I'D With an ttcmi1c3 statement of eN-
psu-sa. ass the law requires, otherwise
t#e Stttc auditor VII not issue war
tsu,s therefor EaHnaa fare, where
us=ssee are used Is never included ia
tH' expense accounts. Tho LAW. more
oN'r. praN .i,s that Tho State superlg-
tt.t,ut may accept pas-,e. hut thc@o
tlr" not oC ~eI,ise Ter amy part n an
Interstate tourney. aud The passes GER
ta#usy du NOT include livery HtGr. ho-
tete and meals. tfy Tire amount re-
ported RS the committee includes all
frayetre sNpause@ faH the biennial
frfu1- VISITS to schools. Institutes. etc,
WITHIN ~, state. and attendance ut
thy %atIauu Education Association.
Department .of Suprrlufcud,ucc. CON
faf.usy fas Fap,ttluu I'm thc south. and
.otrr~ Important educational gatherings
officially attended lA t.r @uppriuttnl-
cut.
Saws Expenditures Local
Robert iutchins. deputy commits
#El,,ar of at,rYc,,lf,,r. ;p h.bo'f ~ Mr.
-
t3-t' S'ud udt money Pald out 10 an
,Errrt chemist for alalv3iDg CONNER
.-f,l ,.,.,,,..,., ,o.,t,i..-.. ,,,,,, -, q,
10 'c'u2 '1iH ~ 'l4l@t' N=""u ~ ~" -
ea'atious. The Legislatures OF 1911
and 1913 appropriated money for en-
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1915-04-22
THE YELLOWSTONE HIGHWAY.

Julius p Hall. the mining engineer.
haze prepared an excellent blue print
map showing the section of what will
probably be popularity known as the
Yellowstone Highway" between Mis-
soula and Spokane, with Wallace and
the Occur d'Alene district circum-
scribed as the center of the section
The map Is made on scale large
enough to show every essential feature
of the QUITE, such as mountain ranges,
streams, branch roads to other parts
of the district, towns big and little,
and In fact every thing that would
be of service to the traveller. The
work is carefully and skilfully don0
and the map should prove of service
In boosting the Yellowstone high
way through the Coenr d'Alene dis
rtict.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1915-04-22
The IDAHO & Los ANGELES.
Work on the North Side of the Noun
tain TO Be pushed.

John w. Fink, manager of the Idaho
* Los Angeles company, came down
down from the property Monday to
place an order for supplies. de re-
ported fair progress, but no new deyel-
opment of importance. Three men are
employed besides Mr. Fink and the
work is being prosecuted in the lower
tunnel on this side ana also in the new
tunnel started few months ago on the
north side 1t is believed that the
chances for striking ore are more faV>
& Los Angeles company, came
orable on the north side and 1t is the
intention of the management to concen
snow disappears. The cabins are on
this side of the hill and 1t is quite a
long walk to and from the work and
carry tools even under favorable con-
ditions and with the soft snow to pass
through 1t is wholly impractical. fhe
Idaho & Los Angeles group lies south
and west of the Interstate Callahan
adjoining that famous mine, and Is on
a parallel vein.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1915-04-22
CALLAHAN VS.. ROBBERS.

! In response to an inquiry the issues
In the recent proceedings in the dis
triet court between the Callahan Min
ing company and John H. Robbers
are here given. On February Is the
! Callahan Mining company applied for
/ a writ of mandate against John II
Robbers, former secretary Of the com
pany, requiring him to turn over the
books. The application was support
ed by joint affidavit of James r,
Callahan, president Of the company
and Francis c. Boutin, the new sec
etary In this affidavit II was alleged
that Robbers was secretary mp t.
February l. 1916, when a resolution
was passed requiring the secretary +
be a director of the company. Bou-
tin was thereupon elected a director
In place of John Callahan and made
secretary of the company, and Rob
bers was removed 1t was alleged
that demand had been made upor
Robbers to turn over the books of the
company and that he refused. The
writ was made returnable February
% requiring Robbers to show cause
why he should not be required to turn
over the books.
In his answer Robbers alleged that
the directors of the Callahan Mining
company were negotiating loan to
the Boutin Timber company of $40,
O00 and also alleged that the Callahan
Mining company was without proper
ty and that there was no longer any
reason for its existence and asked the
court to issue an order dissolving it.
and appoint a receiver to wind up its
affairs
on April Judge Woods granted the
writ of mandate requiring Robbers t.
turn over the books of the company
and denied the application for tho
of the Callahan company
and the appointment of receiver
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1915-04-22
NOTICE OF ASSESSMENT.
Office of the Idaho-Neyada Explora

Office of the Idaho-Nevada Explora-
ton Company, Limited, Wa.llaee,
Idaho, April 9, 1915.
Notice is hereby given that at a
meeting of the board of directors OF
the Idaho Nevada Exploration Com
plny, Limited, held on the 9Th day of
April, 1915, an assessment of two Cd
mills per share was levied upon the
capital stock of the corporation. pay
able on or before May 10. 1915, to
Otto A. OLSON. secretary-treasurer, at.
the office of the company. Wallace,
Idaho.
Any stock upon which this assess
ment remains unpaid on the 10th day
of May 1915, will be delinquent and
advertised for sale at public auction,
and unless payment is made before, in
full, together with the cocts of adver-
Using thereof, figured ut rs cents for
each certificate advertised, will be sold
on the 5th day of June, 1915, at 800
p, m. at the office of the company, to
pay the delinquent assessment thereon,
together with the costs of advertising
and expenses of sale.
OTTO A. OLSON,
Secretary Treasurer of Idaho-Nevada
Exploration Company, Limited; Of
flee in Eagle Block, Wallace, Idaho.
Apr 15- May CAT
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1915-04-22

was suspended. Since work was sus-
pended the Waterman who remained
at the property reports that the water
has entirely disappeared from some
cause unexplained. Preparations are
now being made to resume work next
month. The shaft is now down 20
feet. The dip of the vein is toward
the shaft and 1t Is possible that II will
be cut by the shaft at a depth of 200
feet If not crosscut will be run at
that point and 1t is regarded as alto
gether probable that an ore shoot
will be disclosed The Ambergris, In
which a fine body of silver-lead ore
has been opened, lies between the
Guelph and the Hercules and 1t Is the
Ambergris vein that will be explored
from this shaft.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1915-04-22
THE RE|NDEER-QEEEN
HAS LONG ORE SHOOT
PARTY OF BURKE RESIDENTS
INSPECT PROPERTY FIRST
or THE WEEK.

Fremont Rowe, superintendent of
the Hecla mine at Burke. John q
Glahe II. J. Cook, manager of the
United Stores at Burke, and Mr.
Hendrlckson, manager Of the dry
goods department for the same firm
visited the Reindeer-Queen copper
mine at Mullan on Sunday in com
pany with f. b. Crawford, president
Of the company and manager Of the
mine.
On their return from the mine. Mr.
Rowe expressed himself as very well
pleased with the showing made in tho
property, and the other members OF
the party expressed the same opinion
The work accomplished is permanent
and no money has been wasted on
dead work The showing of good
ore in the face at the present time If
excellent, being very good grade Of
milling ore with numerous streaks of
high grade. As the work progresses
east on the vein the ore is steadily
improving both in quality and guam
tity. The ore shoot has now been
proven several hundred feet In length
and the best surface showings are
still in advance Of the workings. The
work will be pushed as fast as posi-
BILE to reach point underneath the
old Copper Queen claim, where the
best surface showing Of ore is found
on the property
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1915-04-22
THE GREAT WESTERN.
Work Has Been Resumed on Property
With Four Men Employed.

Upon his arrival from Duluth few
weeks ago w. w Russell immed-
lately began preparations for a re-
sumption of work on the Great West
ern. The work has now been takes,
up where II was left off last fall. A
shaft is being sunk from the main
tunnel and this Is now down about 40
feet. 1t is being sunk on the vein and
will be extended to a depth of about
so feet, when the vein will be explor-
ed. Considerable ore was found in the
tunnel where the shaft was started
and 1t Is probable that work from the
bottom of the shaft will disclose G
considerable body The Great West
ern is located above Burke about two
miles and is largely owned by Duluth
people.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1915-04-22
" COLONEL" WILLIAMS NOW A
CONTINUED from page one)

satisfied trojohns takes lave to wall
away out " the county jail it creates
q new job, and to al insult to injury
some Of them Is always sendin' some
! kind av a commoonicatior. that read,
something like the following:
Tale of the County Jail.
A man once lived IN Mullan who as
sheriff was elected.
And many acts Of carelessness he
says he has detected,
The most important one we note in
all his lengthy wall
Is the negligence he claims prevailed
about the county jail.
He bought lot of mops and brooms.
We couldn't learn the number;
He even bought new bedclothes for
the iailbirds' nightly smmber;
He let a contract then right soon--the
prisoners he must feed.
price agreed
AS time went on, tne story goes, two
men came there to board,
But when they iamped those v1ctuals
We gods. boys. now they roared;
They hollered to tie !ailer-said they
wouldn't dare to cat IT,
And when 1t got no better they made
up their minds TO beat II.
So ON one sunny afternoon. where Bob
was, we can't say,
They quietly took off their shoes and
boldly walked away
Alas, alack! when Bob came back, the
prisoners had departed,
rhe jailer sure was much depressed,
the sheriff broken hearted.
When Rob came to, so we are told he
first began to cuss,
lie called up Squance and Williams
and surely made some fuss.
They're famous sleuths we will admit |
no better are around
sut at the time of writing this the
birds have not been found.
Ven say no more of this right now.
we don't just like the rhyme.
nd then, you know, there's other
things that take some Of our time
nut these are facts, as YOU all know,
their truth is well attested.
nd the moral we have tried to point
is not to get arrested.