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DRoMcOoLE BROS.

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Lone Star Fish & Oyster Co.

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The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1915-02-13
Blair Lee Out For Governor

All rumors concerning the candi-
dacy of U. S. Senator Blair Lee for
the Democratic Gubernatorial nomi-
nation, Wee set At rest Oh Thurs lay
by Senator Lees formal announcement
that he would enter the primary. To
the Washington correspondent of the
Baltimore Sun, Senator Lee said:
you can state it as a fact that | am
candidate for the Democratic Cub
ernatorial nomination, and the Demo-
cratic voters should know without fur
Their delay my decision in the matter
Work here in Congress will keep
me busy until March 4 and maybe
longer. Then Baltimore City will nat
urally occupy the attention of city
voters and the interest of the whole
State until the Mayoralty is disposed
of in May. That will leave sufficient
time in which to make an active cam
paign.
"My duties in the Senate are very
congenial to me and if my personal
wishes were to control | would stay in
the Senate. But for weeks Democrats
throughout the State whose sincere in
terest in the welfare of the State and
party cannot be doubted and for whose
opinions | have the highest regard
have been urging me to be candidate
for the Gubernatorial nomination and
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1915-02-13

many reasons have been advanced
which have caused me to reach the
conclusion that my personal prefer
ences should not control my action in
this matter.
81 shall seek the nomination with a
view of cementing the Democratic
forces. If elected, | shall continue
that as policy of administration, al
ways confident, of course, that every
true Democrat will demand faithful
service to all the people of the State
as the first consideration.
81 shall go before all the voters of
the whole State and will do this re-
CARELESS of whether I am opposed or
not, the purpose being to take the
primary campaign one which will con-
Germ and interest the people and pro-
mote the success of the whole ticket
at the general election by discussing
with tn voters of the State questions
of policy looking to their general wei /.
fare. l shall also direct a letter to
the voters as the campaign proceeds"
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1915-02-13
ANTI-SHIPPING LAW
IS A SUCCESS

Recently the Anti-Saloon League,
through one of its officers, made a
rather thorough investigation as to
the workings of the Shipping law
in the Eastern Shore counties. When
the purpose of the law is taken into
consideration we believe that it is
working admirably and producing the
results desired
The purpose of the law was to pre-
vent the sale of Intoxicating liquors by
blind tiger keepers and bootleggers.
With it in force the amount of liquor
that can be received or delivered to
any person is limited to gallon Of
spirituous, vinous or fermented liq-
uors and one-eighth barrel of malt
liquors in any one calendar month
and the same person cannot receive
the spirituous or vinous and malt liq-
uors in the same month. This provi-
sion has made it impossible for illicit
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1915-02-13
Liz coin Day Dinner

The Baltimore City Republican
Committee and the German. American
Lincoln Club united last night in a
big Lincoln Day dinner. Something
like 800 subscribers to the dinner were
present.
Edward C. Darlington was toast
master, States Attorney William F.
Broening responded to the toast Lin
coin, the First Republican President
of the nUited States; Charles R.
Schirm to Lincoln, the Statesman;
William J. Heaps to Lincoln, the
Friend of the Press" and the Rev.
j. G. Grimmer to Recommendations
in Politics."
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1915-02-13
ANOTHER WORD ABOUT OUR
COMMISSIONS.

We print this week an editorial Cup
the Hill and Down Again, from the
Cecil Wing, of last week, which ought
to be of interest to our taxpayers. The
"Times" has referee on a number of
occasions to the Commissions and
Boards of Regulation created by our
legislatures in the past few years and
questioned whether any good has been
accomplished and if so whether suf1i-
cient to justify the enormous cost
these commissions have added to the
growing burden of the taxpayer.
The Commissions with their high
salaried members, counsels, secretar-
les, clerks, stenographers, deputies and
other employees added to Office rent
and expenses, are costing thousands
and thousands of dollars each year
and the taxpayers must furnish the
money to meet these pay rolls and eX-
penses and unless it can be clear'T-
proven that they ar-o IN ana VII :
IL upton cOllntI .;.
and the beaf1d re real necessity
I North. sihberlan.ents are commensurate,
wIandne cost, then the people should
demand that the men nominated for
the Senate and Legislature next fall
pledge themselves to dissolve all use
less Boards and put an end to the ire
mendous expenditures of the taXpay-
ers' money on and by these Commits
sions. If this craze for Commissions
to regulate continues we vii! soon
have a commission established to re-
gulate every phase, effort and endea-
vor of life from the cradle to the
grave; from how much milk we must
consume as an infant, to how our fun
eral must We conducted after death.
With each new Commission go a
lot of nice fat jobs for the politicians
and this often seems the paramount
reason for creating them.
The State Tax Commission may Sc
cure some results, but the salaries Of
Commissioners, office force, deputies
and clerks in each county will add at
least another fifty or sixty thousand
dollars for the taxpayers to provide.
If the State Tax Commission was
necessary could not the office of State
Tax Commissioner have been abolish
ed and the duties of Mr.. Buchanan
Schley and the rubber stamp trans
ferred to the Commission and in this
way effected some saving at least to
the State and Taxpayers?
Westminster Times.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1915-02-13
0rderOf Publication
Malvern T. LETTERS
VS..
Mary Leah LETTERS.
Mary Leah LETTERS.

In the Circuit Court for Cecil County.
No. 1921 Equity.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1915-02-13
Lose Both Cars And Money

Messrs. Charles A. Kirk, of Pivot
Bridge, and w. H. Johns, of Warwick,
mourn the loss of their automobiles
the former an Overland, the latter a
Ford. Both purchased their cars from
a young man by the name of Burdell
and both are out the purchase price
they paid, as Burdell was arrested
last week for stealing the cars, told
where he had sold them and detec-
tive came down to Cecil and recovered
them. Burdell is said to have for
merly lived for time in the vicinity
of Pivot Bridge.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1915-02-13
AGNUS GOOSE GREASES" PRES
TON

SOMETHING of a sensation was
caused in Republican circles of Balti-
more this week, when Gen. Felix Ag-
gus, Editor and proprietor of the
Baltimore American, came out in an
interview warmly endorsing Mayor
Preston for reelection and support
eral Agnus is regarded in some cir
cles as a Republican leader, has al
ways called himself a regular of
regulars" and his paper, the Baltimore
American, has been in some quarters
regarded as sort of official Repub-
lican organ. When, however, Pres
ton had his break with Grasty, of the
Sun, the Preston administration be-
came liberal patron of the Ameri-
can and the American became
strong supporter of the Preston adj
ministration. 1t was not, however,
expected by the general run of folks
that Agnus would go to the extent of
personally endorsing Mayor Preston
for reelection, in view of the fact that
two Republicans have announced their
mayoralty candidates., viz.:-City
Councilman Charles A. Heintzeman
and former Police Commissioner,
James McEVoy.
There was some time ago a rumor
that General Agnus had sent word to
Republican leaders in the city that he
desired no nomination made against
Mayor Preston and it was said that
the leaders declined to take the sug-
gestion seriously. None of them APP
parently believed that the General
would fail in the support of Repub-
lican candidate when the time ar
rived. Notwithstanding his close rela-
tionship with Mayor Preston. This,
however, judging from his decara-
ton, is just what the General does in
tend to do.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1915-02-13

HENRY NJ. MCCULLOUGH. Solicitor
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1915-02-13

of the department of Philosophy of
the University of Missouri, Tuesday
evening, February %, on "The Prob
able Outcome of the World War"
Professor Hart is one of the fore
most authorities on history now living.
He is the editor of number of his
torical publications, and the author of
more than a dozen standard works on
history, especially American history.
Professor Hudson has done much val
liable work in philosophy and history.
He has made wide reputation in the
Niad,o VEST as lecturer on various
subjects. Woes, .str
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1915-02-13

dealers to have shipped into the terri
tory comprising the Eastern Shore
counties sufficient quantity of liq-
uors to enable them to successfully
prosecute their unlawful trade. 1t was
not the purpose of the law to prevent
individuals from getting a limited
quantity of liquor for personal use
and many persons are receiving it.
We believe that they would all be
better off without drop, but mas
much as We have not attempted to
legislate against the use of intoxicat-
ing liquors but only against the trans
portation and sale we have no reason
to object to the workings of the law
in this respect.
The report filed with the county
clerk of Caroline colnty shows that
the agent at fredericksburg railroad
station received 156 packages of in
toxicating liquors for the month Of
November. The agent states that
prior to the passage of the anti-ship-
ping law more than 200 packages were
received weekly. The reduction in the
amounts received at this station is
very satisfactory. At Ridgely, not
over 100 packages were received for
the month of November and about the
same amount was received at St.
Michaels. Investigations at other
shipping points show like results.
Our representative personally inter-
viewed number of men on the East
ern Shore who are in a position to
know about the workings of the law,
and of the large number seen only
one offered an adverse criticism. His
criticism was based upon the fact that
there was more drunkenness, he be-
lieved, in his community this year
than during former years. Mr.. Fred
owens, prosecuting attorney for Caro-
line county, says the law is working
well and no complaints of Illicit sales
have reached him during the year. Mr..
McCale, an employee of the B. C. &
A. Railroad who has looked after the
on his lines and who was
formerly opposed to the passage Of
the law says that it is good law and
that he has no trouble in keeping or
der on the large excursions carried by
his line to Ocean City. Mr.. Raymond
Charles, who very strenuously oppos-
ed the passage of the law, now be-
.ieves the law is a good one and is
working satisfactorily. He further
says that he is satisfied that it is the
best law possible a the present stage |
Of public opinion. Mr.. Richard Percy.
a former member of the legislature
from Dorchester, but now living in
Caroline, says the law is working well
and has stopped Illicit sales through
out Caroline county absolutely.
Until the people of this section can
2e thoroughly educated as to t., .
harmful effects of alcohol ';;hbit-.ie
leverage purposes in G.-.!S VI Used for
also educated IN Tiny quantity and
he Lead, Coz, the present stand of
;sie (ironng physicians as to the alb
lDlute futility of the use of alcohol as
a medicine, it will probably not be
possible TO secure a more drastic anti
shipping law. When public opinion
reaches the point where the use of al
cohol for any purpose is taboo it will |
then he easily possible to absolutely
stop its transportation in this section.
To that end we should al labor
American Issue.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1915-02-13

The object of this suit is to procure decree
for divorce a vinculo matrimonii of Malvern
T. Jeffers, the Plaintiff, from Mary Leah JEFF
fers, the Defendant.
The Bill states:
l. That on or about the 9th day of July,
1904, the Plaintiff was married TO his wife, the
said Mary Leah Jeffers. with whom he resided
in Cecil county until the eth day of July, 1908
?. That though the conduct of thesE,...
towards his wife, the Defend flaintiff
been kind afeetonate. ant mas always
the said Defendar' bS~And above reproach,
reason abar: -, has. without just cause or
such - doned and deserted him, and that
e. S.Dandonment has continued uninterrupt-
j.. lily for at least three years. and is deliberate
and final and the separation of the parties be-
yond any reasonable expectation of reconcilia-
ton.
8. That your orator and the said Defendant
have no living children born to them from said
marriage
4. That the Defendan, resides in the State
of Pennsylvania or elsewhere outside of the
State of Maryland, and is nonresident.
1t is thereupon, this 9Th day of February,
1915 ordered by the Circuit Court for Cecil
County in Equity, that the Plaintiff, by caus-
ing copy of this order to be inserted in some
newspaper, published in said Cecil County,
once in each Of four successive weeks before
the It'll day of March next. give notice to the
said absent Defendant of the object and sub
stance of his bill, warning her to appear in
this Court in person or by solicitor, on or be-
fore the 23d day of March next, to show cause,
if any she has, why decree ought not to pass
as prayed.
CECIL KIRK Clerk.
True Copy-Test:
fby6-lm" CECIL KIRK Clerk,
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1915-02-13
Marriage Licenses
Local.

Isaacher w. Garrett, of Providence.
and Mary C. Kitchens, of Elkton.
Arthur Hayes, of Oxford, Pa, and
Mrs. Emily c. Morris, of Calvert.
William Walter Fisher and Malva
Snyder Bird, both of Rising Sun.
Thomas Edward Buckworth, of
Chesapeake City, and Olive C. Mill
ken, of Cecilton.
Clyde Finnefrock and Emma Re-
becca Miller, both of Rowlandville.
COlOred.
Otis E. Harris, of Cecilton, and Eva
M. Gumby, of Wilmington, Del.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1915-02-13
Delaware College Lectures

Two of the most interesting and
profitabl electures to be given at Del
aware College this year should be that
given by Professor Albert Bushnell
Hart, of Harvard University, Satur-
day evening, February 10, on "The
Tribu!ation of the Near East" and
that of Professor j. A. Hudson, head
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-12-04
sEABOARD SCHEDULE
South Bound

No. 1.-Lv. Jacksonville, $3.50 p. m.
Ar. Ocala, 1:45 a. H.; Lv. Oca1a 1:5C
a. M; Ar. Tampa $50 a. M; Lv
Tampa 7:30 a. M; Ar. st. Petersburg
$50 a. m.
No. 3.-Lv. Jacksonville $50 a. N;
Ar. Ocala 1857 p. M; Lv. Ocala Iii
p. M; Ar. Tampa, 5:25 p. M; Lv
Tampa, $40 p. m; Ar. st. Petersburg
8 p. m.
No. 9-Limited train; Lv. Jackson
vile 1:30 p. m, Lv. Ocala, 4:30 p. M;
Ar. Tampa, 7:45 p. m.
Moth Bound
No. 2.-Lv. st. Petersburg, 4:30 p
M; Ar. Tampa, 6:55 p. m; Lv. Tam
pa, 9 p. M; Ar. Ocala, 2:30 a. M; Lv
Ccala, 2:35 a. m: Ar. Jacksonville
GAS a. m.
No. 4.-Lv. Tampa, 9 a. m; Ar
Ocala, l p. m; Lv. Ocala, 1:20 p. N.
Ar. Jacksonville, 5:25 p. m.
No. 10-Lv. st. Petersburg, 8:3C
a. M; Ar. Tampa, 1880 a. m; Lv
Tampa, p. m; Lv. Ocala, 4:10 p.
n.; Ar. Jacksonville, 7:15 .. m. Linn
tied train.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-12-04
SEVERE PUNISHMENT
Of Mrs. chappell, Of Five Years
Standing. Relieved by Cardui.

Mt. Airy, NJ. C.-Mrs. Sarah NJ. Chap
pell or this town, says: 81 suffered fol
I'VE years with womanly troubles, also
stomach troubles, and my punishment
was more than any one could tell.
tried most every kind of medicine
but none did me any good.
read one day about Cardui, the wo-
mans tonic, and decided to try it.
had not taken but about six bottles; until
I was almost cured. Ii did me more
good than all the other medicines had
tried, put together.
My friends began asking me why |
looked so well, and | told them about
Cardui.. Several are now taking it,
Do you, lady reader, suffer from any
OF the ailments due to womanly trouble,
such as headache, backache, Sideache,
sleeplessness, and that everlastingly tired
feeling?
II so, LET us urge you to give Cardui a
trial. We feel confident it viii help you,
lust as it has million other women in
the past half century.
Begin taking Cardui to-day. You
wont regret i. All druggists.
Write to. Chattanooga Medicine Co.. Ladies'
ADVISORY Dept. Chattanooga, Tenn, for Sseciaj
issfvsesfens on your case and 64-page book. "Home
e<sment for Women in plain wrapper. C. LA
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-12-04
Mr.. DON M'MULLEN
ANOTHER NOTED TEMPERANCE
ORATOR WILL SPEAK IN
OCALA THIS EVENING

Mr.. Don McMullen will speak on the
subject of prohibition at the band
stand on the courthouse square
this evening at o'clock. If the
weather is such as to make an out
door meeting undesirable the speak
ing will take place in the courthouse.
Mr.. McMullen is attorney for the
railroad commission and is at present
making his home in Tallahassee. He
is a fluent speaker and having made
study for some years of the prohi-
bition proposition is in position to de-
liver a most interesting address on
the subject.
The public is cordially invited to
come out and hear Mr.. McMI:len.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-12-04
Luke McLuka Saxa:

Luke McIuke Says:
Even when friend husband admits
the charges friend wife hates to admit
that he is telling the truth.
A woman does not enjoy kissing as
much as you think she does. What
she does enjoy is the knowledge that
you find her so kissable.
Married life would be bliss If a wife
would try as hard to hold her temper
as she tries to hold her complexion.
No woman likes to hear her husband
man. She figures that the other man
is usurping her privilege.
A woman can sit down and worry
over the fact that she can't find any
thing to worry about.
Any old time you meet reformed
full gambler.
A married woman usually regards a
divorce as she regards almost any 9TH
er article. She figures that when she
needs one she can go and get 1t and
have it charged to her husband.
w udL udS DGCOL1G ll1G OA0 AdSu1Ou-
ed man who used to sit on soap box
in front of store and whittle a stick
all day?
The old fashioned boy who used to
be yanked out to the woodshed every
day and got good lambasting because
he was lazy now has son who is
sent to sanitarium and treated for
the hook worm.
The average man imagines that
wastebaskets were intended to throw
things at
Anyway. the fellow who marries for
money us: ally gets as much money as
the fellow who marries for love gets
love
When woman tells you every five
minutes that she is not jealous you can
bet your head against match that she
Is.
Good intentions usually last as long
as the retsaa-se that gave them birth