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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-08-10

obsr bamit elm Dad bdui, intsr ods
man srietxu lam. gs &rnbt lsoisli9
duf Der mebr obsr minSer grobtn Ues
J6idli6teit bes Beuusers. OBJ q itiir
infolas Der mdneelnbM Wdiieros1is
bes Sdirmepius<s nab pirb. ober Oh
feline untsre Sdlfts budiidblid, aus
bem Rsaen in bic Sraufe iDmnit. uno
es IN ungIaubIi6, fpas aus elmer 3slt'
bobn bruntsrtriefen tann, frtnr' ls
tcIuereanet 1T. Uldn lam aut oitle
Meife in elmer sin5is,n Haiisn aDofs
fsinsn gan5en gebarf an RsseTlpdnn
b.den, aud tptnn er nod 10 bsosustno
in.
Wmn oIfo iein Wiiisl ses.n bic
ndfs Dohe biIfi, bic fir uns oiesma!
i9oS neun 1Ise bautri, ibui man am
bsiitn, ii9 nitt mebr bariiber dufbu'
rsgen uRb fppisl Jeu1tieisit auf5u'
nebmsH, alS man pertragtn lam, chr
Tici dif3uIoj.n. MenH Der gobsn bss
S6iibensrabsns. pie Der unfriss. aus
9stt.i uno 9ebm bsfiebi, fnnn man
iopieio uidt fortlauf.n, um btm Re
aen al entgebn. Tenn iunerbalb siusr
naifen Wo6t iintt Der Jubboosn 10
anDdu.rnb unier Der eertiHidmsii
Ginpittuna bon 5imm,ifp.nbe uno
menItIidtr Drutirdit, bab man un'
tpiQ..irIid ceieFeIt pirb. ms1r aIs
pom mdnfNr .tptibtn Wot.". J6
lam BEN Bid ni4t BON sud p.nbsn,
iinat Der 1itter bier miibie sr
iina.n: i'd, idnn ben Sub niht bon sndl
ipenoen. DsHR ss gegOri eirs erbtbltfls
ss,,...bnutr anb arnitaufpsnbaDs bas
3u, I'M -tn SUB pon Der Si.Qe Ja
brino.n, obne ben Giiefel iisdsn jH
InNsn. Sid dusjumdI.n. tpk Elm 6slo'
grdusr ndh geenoigurg tintr nafm
D0dx i'm Shiitsnsrubtn i'm 0anj.n
u1s i'm einstInen ausiier. iiberlade
ib BEN freunblihen 9efer. Cbtpobl
man ali Der 'sIosrau.H Uniform bic
ginoriid. Der ssolosiTtsH unb nieisp'
rolosiidxn llmesbuna irsnig,r Ie:ht
ertsuri aIs duf b.m friikreH -3tpeisrs
lei aud. 2Ib.r Elm. sefpiiis aehnIi6'
ieit nit bsm b,tanni.n ,isbtinipenbsn'
ben goritsupieb IN unper.ennbar, unn
iptnn bic naTt Mode eiuigermabsH
Oanad iIt, baben mir au4 Jisbeir..
nur tpenissr bestbrlite dls jeH.f.
llno b,r einsise 5rOii TT, bab in Der
RdH. Der 5umor nihi ,inirodnsi.
Wds ih germ kpisisn baben mS&i..
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-08-10

Sn Dem gem iiben, hen 4ls
Iiirten Wtutb ein5ufl0ben, fperben lie
baran erinnert, bab bic 0euti9en be-
rsits sipeimal 5ermalmenbe Rieberlagen
erlitten baben, an Der Marne unb bel
Wari6au, aIs lie bas GeBtsre 5uerit
beitiirmten. Semna9 lei jcb! auf
9lei6e Rieoerlaeen Su boffen. Sas 1T
cine 9erbrebung Der Sbatia6en. Inter
elmer Rieberlage ueritsbt man cine
gerni6tung bes 5einbes. Cine ioIde
baben bic 0eutf6en neber in Jrants
reid nod in polen erlitten, fonoern in
beiben SGlIen baben iie iid in ooIltoms
meniter Sronung, obne irgenp tpeI4en
nennesipsrtbeu 9erluit, 3uriidge8ogsn.
Us fam ni9t einmdl 5ugeltanocn iper
ben, bub bic plGne in beioen Tdllsn
mibgliitt iinb. 9lls 9Iud in 5rants
reid einbrang, bate er 100000 Wtonn,
bas fran5OIiifssngIiiae Seer pur 212
Willionen Wann tart. Seine glbii6t
mar pobl, bic 5ran5oien gu ic6lasen,
penn oas mUsli6 mar, mas iiH a6er
als unmDglid ertpiss, aber 'eine
Souptubii6t mar, bic 6run3Oien bon
Der beutihen 9ren3e Suriid3Ibrdngen
unb oas 1T ibm bis auf ben tIeinen
Strsifen i'm GIiab gslungen. Der erite
3ue gegen WarI6au i'm porigcn Sabre
Oaseeen bat ale grpartungeu erfiIt.
Die beuti6e 9trmee, bic gegen iens
Stabt sog mar 100000 Maan tart
unb itanO einem ruifiIden Ssere BON
elmer MiGior seeeniiber. IS 1T uniins
mig, an3unsbmen, oab nur an einen
8eriu6 geoa9t iperoen tonnts, einc
ipl6e ueberma4t gu be5tpingeu. Die
4biidt mar, ben Druid Der Ruiien auf
Sali5ien gu miIbern unb bas rpurbe
pouig errei6t. Die Greisniiie rom DO
risen Sabre nit osnsn i'm issiqsn in
9ereIeid 3isbsn gu ipOllen, 1T bic
rsinite &inberei SEPT 1T oas tuiItife
Seer pernidtet unb lam Die oeutiael
9erbiinostsn ni6t mebr 5uriitprGngen.
Was 5rantrsid betrifft, 70 lperbsn bic
Deuti6en, ipenn lie oaisIbit ben ans
sriff ipiebsr er0ffnen. bas ni&t nit Ell
nsr Minbsrsabl, fonbern nit elmer
I6srpGltisenben uebsrma6t t6un.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-08-10
0ebnrten.

Sarrp unb GliIabetb Wunbfen!,
Dine unb Rohelle Sirabs; anabs.
Georas uuo 9oIoa Sart, Qsipp0ri.
Sp, Wdbhsn.
gbiparb uno Gillian Rabs, 5497
Seetion 4pe.; W1bheH.
SolomOn unb 9ioIa Sanbeys, 755
RmpOn Qos.; WlGbhen.
Soispb unb SaJ.I Weibemsper. 2l50
Storrs Strnbs; aHabs.
Carl unb Berthe Webltsr, 731 Etais
apnut; Wdhdtn.
Wariin uno Sonnab Rotban, 3
pIOipsei placs; WidbdsH.
Gbarlss unb Cora Drsihnrns, PIP
pisbmont 9lDs.; MGn1en.
Gbpin unb Mlolis 1rsfs. 1920
Saidfrds Girabs; sfnabs.
WiIliam uHb Rorma Gmiib. 3l38
gOoHe Strabs; Ndb6<n.
Sarrp unD Usarie Stot4, 52 ID.
2ibertp Sirabe; anabs.
5ohH unb Gan gebrineer, 2329
Gairnietp ape.; anabe.
Gofpurb unb emma pbiaips, 2422
Saliieob Sirabs; Wdbfen.
Carl unb 5lorsnee RaDmberg. 1885
Cartilage Gpe.; Wdbdfn.
Charles unb Bonnie Stangflslt,
3725 1trrate place; 4nobe.
gfnfil unb 2eua garIiio0, 400
Sobm Gtraby anabe,
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-08-10
gokal.Derid)t
!6eutise primdr. - 0abIeu.
Gur nm Glide Stubtratbpoiten wirS
es ,u aouteitsn lommeu.

Die btuiissn primdrtpablsn ipsrbsr
DorausiidtIi6 isbr CABIN perlaufen.
btnn fir bic 5duptdmtsr IN mir be:
isbsr partei sin aanbibai porbanbsn
u. oaftIbe gilt nit brei obsr bier qus'
ncbmen Don ben StaeirdtbssRanbi'
bat.n, I'M bic ss nur in ,tIiasn Matbs
Al aOniefieH iomm.R pirb. Bel ben
Gemoiroten iinbeu aoHisite in Der l.,
49,, 20. uEb "a. Warb fiat. unb bic
RepubIi.ausr bab.n fold. ar Sanb In
Der l., "a. uub 26. @arS.
aui bsmotratii4er Gtite btDerbsH
f6 I'm elm Siaotratbsmanbat in Der
l. Daro: Sobn 3. S,nrp unb Goparb
Rhine; in Der 49,, Samss GSara unb
i5rani Rod; in Der 90, GbdrIes u.
9ul. Sobn g. Sbssban unb D. u.
i}iBpairit; in Der a.. George Sub.r
unb Wm. s.. G9tpsitart. giuf rs,
pubIiianiidsru Seii.: in Der 1. Warb,
4IRrt Wedt unb Charles G. Garna.
ban; in Der "a. Waro. ako. anbsrs.
Geo. U. 8ornstie unS SobH 8. Rsiiin.
ger; in Der 26. Waro. aouis 3. SeIf'
rid unb albert y. Weiii.
Sn QortpoOb ionJentrirt iih bas
5auptini.r.He oui bic rspublisonifdxn
WIaporsiabioaisn, DON pel6sH ni6t
lpsnissr als brei i'm 5elbs fnb. Tem
jsbie,H giirsermeiii.r unb fanbibaisn
fir bic Wieosrtpobl 5arrp q. GnssI'
bnrbt iinb 2cniurrsntsn eritaubsn In
Ssnrp S,mii5 uHo gufb Barrier.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-08-10
Die gnpeifuns an bic snsli.

Die 9lnpeifuns an Die enslis
ihen ppitamtsr, tsin @oID. fonbsrr
nur in papisr ausSu5ablsr, lGbt sr:
iehsn, pis ihls6t es nit Der Cob.
oetung itebt, oub gu fold Oer5nsifsIter
Wtitteln gegriffen perbsn mub. 0is
4nprbung pirb aber Die Sa4lase MIDI
psrbeferr, ionoeru Oerfdle9tern. So:
balb bas Bolt in Senntnib geicBt tuirb
bub Die Re9ierung tein 9olo n,ebr
ausoablt, 70 lit bic natiirlihs 5olgs,
oub bas Bolt bas Golo 3uriid6dlt. Der
Resierung 1T bas iiaerli8 ni6t unb.s
tannt, aber iis 1T in Dem 9Iuubsn Be:
fungen, auf oerielben 9atriotismus
re6nen gu tOnnen, fpis er ii4 In
Oeutf6lano betunbet, no bds bolt
iein @oIO naa ben RegisrungsGmt.ru
bringt. Dir brauhen fpobl ni6t crit
au iagen, baB bic englif4e ReNi.runs
ii6 tpiebsr sirmal griinOlih Osrrsdn.t.
Sn 0eutiflano 1T oas 9olt AZ jsbsm
Spfer bersit, neil es peib, pa6 es fir
feline b0diten Giitsr tdmpft uno bab ss
Obns feir @eriduIben in ben ariss s.s
ratben 1T, ipdbrsub bic engliidsr
9OltsmaH.n ihrsr R.si.runs ben Dor
purf MAIDEN, bab iie bas 2aub obn.
@runb unb 9eranIdiiuns benz glenO
ausiest uno Opfer forbsrt, bic bdtt.n
permieben lperbsn tDnn,n.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-08-10

3ui9auer auf ben Gebiteisen perIiereu
ben Spott aus bsm Geii&t. fangsn oil
su itaunsn, ,u glauben. Gin balbeI
gleib auf bitfes beutf4e Bolt. bds iidl
nid,t nur ipebri, bas iiest, mag in III
nen bodipaaIen. R0nntsn tie 10 babsr'
Idreitsn, in Sissfrtnbs!
Muf BEN i,br ipsiten plaB Dor bsrn
gobnbof Nfuiii, abse5ossns Seims,
@efans 5auisubsr. Inter ben runos
umitebsnbsn idiparsen Vsaiitn Der
gsIsier idfpsissnbss Sinisbsn, ernli,
Grauer.
Die WoIten bes Simmsls baritber,
unbsriibrt bon BEN alien, rsgnsr'lH.
fdneajiebsub.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-08-10

Der. Stautsn nidt. baB bic GnalGnber
9dnnpaare paiiiren lafen ipnen; iis
MAIDEN oieis 5oroerung nur fir bann.
freie Wuaren, pie 9aumtpolle, 9ebens=
mittel II. T. IN. aeltenb. 5iirs 3peite
lam Gnelnnb teine glodaoe eelteno
MAIDEN, lpeil ss gar teins 9lodabe er.
ri4tet bat, gum 0ritten bat Gnss
lamb tein Red)t. neutrale !odfen fir
blodirt Su srtldren unb gum 9isrten
lpurbe i'm nSprins6ors rs5alle nadses
ipieien, bab bic Gannipaare fir einen
straightforward beitimmt mar. pG6s
renb Gnslanb bannfreie Waarsn tds
pert, Die fir neutrdIe 2dnDer bsitimmt
iino.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-08-10

Die snglifd sameritani.
'6en 8eitungen riibmen bic g1fiffig.
teit oes engIiI6en staatss sSetrstdrs
Srsp, Uie er unIsrs Resierunq in Be-
aug auf i6rs proteite gegen Gnglanbs
Biltur in bic Gnse 3u treiben iu.ib.
0iefes Sob lit nur unter Der 4una6ms
2utreffenb, oub man Tred6.it fir bas.
tslte bait. pis 9Iugbsit. SaQuutt
9rep 3itirt prG5eoen3fdIe o6ne Riids
fdt Ourauf, Oh fie angebra6t limb obsr
ri6t. S5n bieIer Deife oerbGlt ss Iid
nit oem bdufig srtpdbnten Sprina6ods
Tule. Dieter itammt aus Der 3eit
unieres RebelIionstrissss. Der Damp
Ter sSpringbot" mar auf Der fya6rt
DON Gonoon nah Naifau, auf ZEN gas
bdmasJ sJnieIn, ipurbs am 3. 1Februar
1863 angefGbr $50 Weiten oitlidl bon
Rafau setapert unb nab Rep g)or.
ssbru4t. Sus 9eridt ertlGrte bic Ca
bung fir perfaIeu, neil Der arobte
S1eil aus 8annpaare beitanb uno
neil Der Dampfer offentunbig bic
gloddOe 5u bur6bre4en fu6ts. 0as
1T Der prG3ecen5fan. ben @rep
anfiibrt nnb Der auf bic iebis
gen DerbdltniiTe tpis bic Gauit aufs
Guse Pabt. Jirs grfs perIanssa oi.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-08-10

5duftg 1T man gu benz
9lauben peranlabt, bab bic Sonbonsr
Sepef6en i'm Srrenbaus abgefdbt
fperben 3Deimal bintersinanber purDs
pon bort getabelt, Der oeuti6e aaiier
babe bur9 9ermittlung bes qOnios
Don 0Gnemart bem 3aren Sriebsn ans
esboteu, unter Der 8eoineuEg. Ddb
0eutihlanb Elm Stiid bonn tpsitli6eK
polen iibsrlaiien iperbe, tpofiir ss 60
IiSien an Rublanb abtreten nil. Srrs
iiHnis tpie bic Depeide auf sen srit.n
Bid lit, bot bas Reoatteure pon eng.
decentralization 3situnsen nidt
abgebaltsn, Dieie Welbuns unter FEM
fdtioneaen ueberi4riften 3u brinsen.
Sieie @ertreter Der SnteuigeH5 Des
8Oltss iheinen nidt einmal Su fptiien,
baB 9dlisisn gar ri9t gu Deutidlanb
sebOrt. Inter iol4en umitGnben
barf man ii6 ni6t punbern, iDenn i'm
ameritaniifen 9olte islbit bas tpaite
3sug iiber Oeutidlunb ssslau6t ipirb.
Gus Sopsnbagen 1T bic o0lIig ibsr=
fliiiiise Welouna getommen, bah bic
erpdbnte Mittbeiluns unpabr 1T,
oIs tpeun tie Semano fir tpabr bGtte
balten tOnnen.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-08-10
2ienstas, ben 10. slusnit 1915.

Rpofepelt BAT eins 10 ar
nuns ertbeilt, lpeIds bic rspuhlitani
i6e partei ni6t OOlIis unbsa6ist laiIen
lam. Gr gibt gu. bub bic prosreiipt
partei ni6t mebr in Der Gage 1T, Ell
nen etaeneu prdi diibsntiaafts zaanbiDa.
ten auf5uIteIlen, aber er maht gelteno,
bub lie in Der Gage 1T, einem rsdttipnds
rem reHublitaniiden prGiioeuiihaftss
Sanbibaten cine Iisberlase gu bereis
tenn Stsie 4niiht baIten mir nidt
fir unbesriinbst, Die Reattiondren in
Der rspublitaniI6en purtei glauben,
bab lie nunmebr bas Seft in SGnbsn
babsn unb in Der Sage iino, ipieber 81
triumpbiren. Das lit Elm gefdbrliher
Srrtbum. Sas ameritanii6e Bolt
fpirb iitb nidt unter bic 5iibruns ppn
aeutsn rpis penroIs mb Cannon itels
len. Der nd9ite republitanii6e grG=
iiosnti id,aftstanbtbat barf tsin ausgsz
fpro9ener Reattiondr fein.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-08-10
gSfe Stabun5.

DAME: nRun iase einmaI. pie all
biIt Du benng"
Mar: nGrit bier Sabre att
DAME: .Ratbe einmaI, ME alt i&
biu."
Wsdr; sd tann ia nur ds 80 sd9'
len
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-11-10
Arbor Day Observance.

Friday. November II, will be Arbor
Day in Kentucky. Governor McCreary
has designated that daY in a proclama-
tion. and he urges upon all school chill
dren and others TO observe the day and
plant trees. In part, he says:
THE attention of all the people, and
especially the teacher and pupils of all
the colleges and schools, is called TO this
proclamation. and the Importance of
planting trees. Every proper effort
should be made for the renewal of our
forests. Other states are giving much
attention to Arbor Dny and there has
been great development in the last de
cade along forestry lines, / call upon
the people to give more attention TO
the observance of Arbor Day in Ken
lucky than has been heretofore. The
students of all the colleges should take
an active interest in the setting of trees,
and the pupils of every common school
in the State can render great service by
each of them setting out one or two
trees on Arbor Day. School houses,
home yards. public roads and pastures
should be beautified with trees. Our
natural forests are diminishing. and we
must not only save what is left of the
forests, but we must reforest che cut
over. the bnrutover and the interested
districts of the State.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-11-10
COL. COYNE TALKS
OF OWN CONDITION
Prominent Louisville Contractor
Says He Was Improved
By Tanlac

Louisville, Ky, Nov. 1O-Col. Joseph
Coyne. one of the best known general
contractors in the South and builder of
many miles Of hard surfaced streets and
roads in aud around Louisville. who re-
sides at AIS South Fifth street. this city.
has added his words OF communication
10 those of thousands of others Prais-
ing Tanlac, he said:
my kidneys have annoyed me for
a numbr of years. suffered great
pain as result, also suffered period
ically from rheumatism, the condition
affecting various parts of my body. |
walked with great difficulty aud could
not use my hands naturally. suffered
from pain in the ball of my foot fully
ten years. That pain has disappeared
my Kidneys are greatly improved
and my rheumatism has virtually dis
appeared. My strength has returned
and my appetite and sleep have inn
proved. l feel vigorous and healthy,
and attribute the change to the use of
Tanlac only. The me 'icine is all right,
recommend and commend it,"
Tanlac, the premier preparation. is
now on sale in II. L. Perry's drug store.
It.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-11-10

the grip is the only disease in the
world which makes a speciality of hav-
ing every symptom known to medical
! Jurisprudence
Then the doctor got busy with the
pencil gag and left me enough pre-
scriptions to keep the druggist in
pocket money throughout the winter.
Then my friends and relatives be-
gan to drop in and annoy me with
suggestions.
Pop" Barclay sat by my bedside
and after had barked for him two
or three times he decided had in
1ammation of the lungs and was in
sistent that tie a rubber band around
my chest and rub myself with gaso-
line,
told Pop I had no desire to be-
come a human automobile, SO he got
mad and went home. But before he
got mad he drank six bottles of beer
and before he went home he invited
himself back to dinner.
Then Hep Hardy dropped in and ten
minutes later he had me making signs
for an undertaken.
Hep comes to the bedside of the af-
ficted in the same restful manner that
buzzsaw associates with a log of
pine
He insisted upon taking my pulse
and listening to my heart beats, but
when he attempted to turn my eye
lids back to see if had touch of
the CHAMBERS every germ in my body
rose in rebellion and together we
chased Hep out of the room.
The next calamity was Teddy Pear
son, who had an apartment on the
floor above US. Teddy had spent the
previous night at a Tango party and
ever since daylight he had been beat
ing home to windward. His cargo had
shifted and the seaway was rough
Srill clad in the black and white seen
cry with the silk bean cover some
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-11-10
Wild Turkeys and Quail.

The Kentucky Game and Fish. Com
mission has arranged for the importation
of 10, 900 quail from Mexico, if they can
be got through under government in
spection and possibly five hundred wild
turkeys for tbs mountain preserves.
Charles E. Brewster has gone TO Mexi
CO for the Pennsylvania Commission and
his brother William, has been instructed
by ]. Q. Ward. executive agent of the
Kentucky Com mission, to look after the
purchases for this State. Mr.. Brewster
is of the opinion that the so-called
quail disease, allegated TO be pre-
valent in Mexico. is in reality crate
disease" caused by unsanitary shipping
conditions, something that he has taken
pains TO avoid this time. At any rate,
he says no disease seems TO have deci-
mated the quail in Mexico.
Wild turkeys are reportedsto be ridic-
ulously cheap in Mexico, and if they
are, the Kentucky mountains will be re
stocked, provided closed season may
be maintained on them for few years.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-11-10
Brass Band Cures cataIensx.

An extraordinary instance of the
curative power of music is-recorded in
newspapers recently arrived from
Italy. In Naples hospital lay GER
tain francesca Messina who had ar
rived from New York in a condition of
coma. He had been asleep for seven
months and nothing the doctors could
do would arouse him.
The Countess Cell, visiting the hos
pital, suggested that brass band be
engaged to play expressly for the
sleeper. The doctors laughed at her.
but she got the band, brought it to the
hospital. stationed it under the win
dow of the ward in which Messina was
sleeping and made it play its loudest
and liveliest pieces. After an hour of
drumming and trumpeting, Messina
suddenly sat up, wide awake. He was
cured and was at once discharged
This is the third time he has had such
a cataleptic attack, the first having
been precipitated by his sweetheart
jilting him.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-11-10

what mussed. he CROPPED across the
darkened room and solemnly shook
hands with me.
Then he sat in chair by the bed
side and began to sing soft Iullabies
to follower
Presently he reached out his arm
and made all the gestures that go with
the act of hitting bell to summon a
waiter
Receiving no answer to his thirsty
appeal. he arose and said: 'sThis is
a heluva club-rottenest service in
this club-s'limit. that's what it is,
slimitl" Then he hiccoughed his
weary way out of the room and /
haven't seen him since.
An hour later Uncle Louis Miffen-
dale had looked me over. and conclud-
ed 1 had galloping asthma. com
pressed tonsilitis. chillblainous Group
and incipient measles. He insisted
that / take three grains of quinine,
two grains of asperine, rub the back
of my neck with benzine, soak my
ankles in kerosene, then a little
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-11-10
SEEING LIFE zUih
JOHN HENRY
sW Geo1qeN I1obart
EFsdN[elNSa John Henry On Getting Grip
John Henry On Getting Grip


fright again. whispered.
do the joints feel sore and pinched
like a poolroom?" he said.
Right"
Does your tongue feel rare and
high priced like a porterhouse steak
at summer RESORT"
Exactly"
do you feel spasmodic fiuttering
in the concertinaf"
"Yesi"
"Have you a sort of nervous hesita-
ton in your hunger and does every
thing you eat taste like an impossible
sandwich made by a ghostly baker
from disappearing bread and phantom
ham,"
"Keno!"
Does your nerve center tinkle-
tinkle like breakfast bell in kitch-
enless boarding house?"
Right again!"
'Have you a feeling that the germs
have attacked your Adams apple and
that there won't be any core?"
"Yes!"
when you look at the wall paper
does your brain do sort of loop-the-
loop and cause you to meld 100 aces
or double pinochle?''
yes, and 80 kings, tool"
do you feel a slight palpitation of
the membrane of the colorado madura
and is there a confused murmur in
your brain like the sound of hard
working gas meter?"
you've got me sized good and plen-
ty, Doci"
do you have insomnia, nightmare,
loss of appetite, chills and fever and
concealed respiration in the carolina
perfecto?"
That's the idea, Doc,"
when you lie on your right side do
you have an impulse to turn over on
your left side, and when you turn
over on your left side do you feel an
impulse to jump out of bed and throw
stones at policeman
There isn't anything you can men,
ton, Doc, that 1 haven't got
"Ahl" said the doctor; then that
settles it."
Tell me the truth" I groaned
What is it-bubonic plague?"
you have something worse-you
have the grip" Doctor Lesser whis-
pered gently. you see 1 tried hard
to mention some symptom which you
didn't have but Won had them and
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-11-10
That Stamped Return Envelope.

Among the many letters 1 receive
from charitable enterprises asking me
to contribute" said a man who gives
occasionally. 81 get now and then one
that contains a return addressed en-
velope with a stamp on it.
This must be an expensive way of
sending out circulars, but / am in
clined to think it pays. At any rate
/ know how it impresses one
Il should not feel warranted in
using that stamp for my own personal
purposes, and of course it would be
wasteful to throw it away; and then it
seems to me a businesslike method of
proceeding, thus to make it very easy
for the person addressed to reply.
Further, 1 rather admire the sporting
spirit of an institution that is willing
to risk two-cent stamp on the chance
of getting something more in return.
$50 when / get one of those ap-
peals containing an addressed and
stamped return envelope usually put
into it and forward a small contribu-
ton"
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-11-10

phenacetine, and hot whisky toddy
every half hour before meals.
If found it hard to take the toddy
he volunteered to run in every half
hour and help me-
Then his wife, Aunt Jessica, blew
in with deduction she called catnip
tea. She brought it all the way from
the Bronx in a thermos bottle so 1
had to drink it or lose perfectly re-
spectacle old aunt
1t tasted like linoleum cocktail
weouwi
During the rest of the day every
friend and relative have in the world
rushed in, suggested a sure cure and
then rushed out again.
Peaches tried them all on me and
I felt like the inside of a medicine
chest.
To make matters worse, 1 drank
some dogberry cordial and it chased
the catnip tea all over my concourse.
Then Peaches, being a student of
natural history, insisted that / take
some hoarhound, suppose to bite the
dogbery, but it didn't.
Blood will tell, so the hoarhound
Joined forces with the dogberry and
chased the catnip up my family tree.
Suffering antiseptics! everybody
with a different remedy, from snake
poison to soothing syrup-but it cured
the grip.
Now all 1 have to do is to cure the
medicine.