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Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

A spell of cold, damp weather is always followed by fine crop of kid ney troubles and backache.
 Colds and chills damage the kid neys. Other troubles common to win ter weather are just as bad. Grip, ton silitis, quinsy, pneumonia or any other infectious disease hurts the kidneys by overlooking the blood with poisons. The kidneys get worn, weak and in- famed trying to work it off.
 It isn't hard to strengthen weak kidneys though, if you act quickly. At the first sign of backache, dizzy spells, headaches, loss of weight, nerv- ousness, depression and painful, irreg- ular kidney action, start using Doan's Kidney Pills. Rest the kidneys by simple eating, avoidance of overwork and worry, and getting more rest and sleep. A milk diet is fine.
 This sensible treatment should bring quick benefit and prevent seri, ous kidney diseases like dropsy | gravel and Bright's disease.
 | Clip this advertisement and mail il | to the address below for free tria of Doan's Kidney Pills, the best rec
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
BILIOUS, HEADACHY, SICK 'CASCARETS' Gently cleanse your liver and sluggish bowels while
 you sleep.
Get a 1O-cent box.

Sick headache, biliousness, dizzf- ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul breath-always trace them to torpid liver; delayed, ferpaenting food in the bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
 Poisonous matter clogged in the in- testines, instead of being cast out of the system is re-absorbed into the blood. When this poison reaches the delicate brain tissue 1t causes con- gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick ening headache.
 Cascarets immediately cleanse the stomach, remove the sour, undigested food and foul gases, take the excess bile from the liver and carry out all the constipated waste matter and poisons in the bowels.
 A Cascaret tonight will surely straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep-a 10-cent boz from your druggist means your head clear, stomach sweet and your livel and bowels regular for months. Adv
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
 No Task for Tyros.

One of the men at the front has told us how he tried to milk a cow-with- out the expected result. This is not an easy task for an unpracticed hand. Leslie Stephen was once on long tramp in Switzerland, accompanied by his friend, Doctor Morgan. They missed their way and found them selves, parched and hungry, far from any dwelling place. 1t. length they came across a COW, from whom they determined to extract some nourish- ment, each holding on to her horns in turn, they had to abandon all hopes of milk. This, remarks Doctor Nor gan, is lone of the very few occasions on which I ever saw Stephen fairly thwarted"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
RESiNOL A HEALING
 HOUSEHOLD OINTMENT

The same soothing, healing, anti septic properties that make resinol ointment a standard prescription for skin-eruptions, also make it the ideal household remedy for burns, scalds, cuts, wounds, sores, chafings, pimples, blackheads, irritations, and a score of other troubles which constantly arise in every home, especially where there are children. That is why resinol oint- ment should be on your medicine shelf, ready for instant use. Sold by all drug gssts. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
WASHINGTON |S
 NOT ALARMED
SITUATION IS NOT ALARMING IS THE BELIEF AT WHITE HOUSE
 AND IN OFFICIAL CIRCLES.
WILL QUERY INSURANCE co
To Ask M Any Arrangements Are Made For Identifying Neutral
 Ships.

Wasi1ington.-After the cabinet ed that the situation regarding Ameri- ca and Germany is not at all threat ening and the administration has no fear that any American ship will be sunk. The intimation in the German note to the United States that the American ships be identified by con- voys was taken up. It was agreed, however, that the American govern ment has no authority to order ships 10 adopt such measures as were taken by Holland and the Scandinavian countries, which include the painting or the nationality of the ship in large letters on each side. It was under stood, however, that inquiries will be sent to maritime insurance companies to learn if any arrangement has been made for identifying neutral ships.
 A dispatch from Berlin quotes the Voss1sche Zeitung on the latest Ger. man communication to the United States as follows:
 The new German measures at sea gre directed against two of the allies of Great Britain. One is the Ameri- can traffic in arms and the other is starvation. We need no American arms; we shall make the struggle With starvation in the firm conscious. ness that he will pull through, even II not one single grain of wheat reaches us. Great Britain. as re suit of our blockade, must experience severe damage"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Remark Hard to Explain.

Everyone had gathered in the draw ing room after dinner, and all were feeling contented with themselves as well as at peace with the outside world, when it was suggested as pas lime that every lady should state the gift she most coveted, and the posses sion of which she would most prize. With prompt acquiescence each regis tered her choice. Mrs. Wellman wished for the most exquisite jewels extant, Mrs. King desired to be the best dressed woman in society, Mrs. Dray- ton preferred to own the handsomest turnouts, while Mrs. Smith craved popularity. Robinson, springing from his chair, exclaimed: Heavens, don't any of you care for beauty?" Some of them still think it was intentional
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Much More Cheerful.

"A scientist says that the sun will never cool off,
 "I'm very glad to hear that"
 What difference does it make to you who will be dead millions of years before anything of the sort could hap pen, anyhow?"
 Well, it's more cheerful to think of this old world, so good in spite of all it's faults, rolling along through the sunshine 3O,000,000 years from now, with warm, throbbing load of hu- man freight, than to picture it deso- late ball of ice plunging through eter- nal darkness"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Experience

Experience is a great teacher" Isn't it? There's Browns case" What about MT. Brown?"
 "He married widow"
 q know"
 Well, Brown had an idea that he was a handy man around the house. About the second week after his mar riage she caught him with monkey wrench on his way to fix some of the water pipes"
 What did she do?"
 "She stopped him."
 "Why?"
 She said her first husband had the notion that he was a plumber, and she had all the trouble from that source that she wanted"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Ignorance Was Bliss.

raid had been made on a negro gambling house and a dozen inmates arrested. In police court the next morning each of the accused was heard in turn. The last in the row was a large, scared-looking negro.
 "Well,' asked the judge, what do you know about this case?"
 "Who? Me?" asked the negro.
 "Yes, you.'.
 Well, just tell yo All I knows about dis case is dat I was dar!"- Green Bag.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Up to Mother.

The mother of thirteen-year-old Page has gift for rhyming and a generous nature. The other day Page returned from school with the an- nouncement that each member of her class was expected to turn in a poem on certain given subject on the nor row.
 Well, that's very nice subject" :" replied Pages mother.
 "Yes, but, mother" the little girl asked, with innocent assurance, what are you going to say about it?"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Between Deals.

The Wall street broker who ought to be in vaudeville came across at lunch with fresh conundrum.
 Whats the difference" said he, between a taxidermist and a taxi driver, one of those chaps who gears the taximeter up to the highest notch?"
 Everybody had had experience with the taximeter but nobody could supply the answer
 "All right" said the broker. "One skins you and stuffs you and the other stuffs you and skins you"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Her Preference.

Young Hawks had decided to enlist and go to war, and his wife was ob. jecting.
 But, darling" he argued, "even if were killed, just think how fine ii would be to be the widow of a hero
 "Oh, no, Wilfred," pleaded the young wife earnestly, her mind reverting te familiar proverb; T would rather be the wife of a live jackass than a dead lion Judge. e.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Reminiscence

.sI can remember when we could get an idea of how an election was going by taking straw vote"
 We never depend on straw votes out our way. The only chance of learning which way the election was going was to discover which side had the most two-dollar bills"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
THE DOCTORS WIFE Agrees With Him About Food.

A trained nurse says: Tn the prac- ice of my profession have found SO many points in favor of Grape-Nuts food that unhesitatingly recommend It to all my patients.
 It is delicate and pleasing to the palate Gan essential in food for the sick1 and can be adapted to all ages, being s~ftened with milk or cream for babies or the aged when deficiency of teeth renders mastication impossible. For fever patients or those on liquid iiet lind Grape-Nuts and albumen water very nourishing and refreshing.
 ssThis recipe is my own idea and is made as follows: Soak teaspoonful of Grape-Nut in glass of water for m hour, strain and serve with the beaten white of an egg and a spoonful 3f fruit juice for favouring. This af- lords . great deal of nourishment that even the weakest stomach can assimt iate without any distress.
 My husband h 8 physician and he dses Grape-Nuts himself and orders 1t many times for his patients.
 Personally regard dish of Grape Nuts with fresh or stewed fruitsas the ideal breakfast for anyone we'll or sick."
 In stomach trouble. nervous prostra- lion. etc.. a To-day trial of Grape-hJuts will usually work wonders toward nourishing and rebuilding and in this way end the trouble. Name given by Postum Co.,, Battle Creek, Mich.
 Look in pkgs. for the famous little book, The Road to Melville.
 Ever read the above 1etters A new one nppenrs from time to time. They .'Tc r"nninc, true, and full of human astcrrAt.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
German Surgeons Freed

Par1s.-The German surgeons and nurses who were sentenced by the permanent court-martial late in No- vember to terms of Imprisonment from three years to one month, for aI- legged pillage at Peronne, on Septem- Der 15, and who appealed from the decision of the court, were given retrial and acquitted.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
M'Adoo Enters Denial.

Washington. Secretary McAdoo gave out copy of a letter to Senator Fletcher emphatically denying inti- nations that he had entered into ne- gotlations for the purchase of mer- chant steamer of belligerent nations for operations under the proposed ship purchase bill The letter replies to a resolution introduced several days ago by Senator Burton.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
SELF SHAMPOOING
With cuticura Soap Is Most Comfort
 Ing and Beneficial. Trial Free.

Especially if preceded by touches of Cuticura Ointment to spots of dan druff and itching on the scalp skin. These supefcreamy emollients meet every skin want as we'll as every toilet and nursery want in caring for the skin, scalp, hair and hands.
 Sample each free by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY, Boston. Sold eyerywhere.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Italy Needs U. S. Goods.

Washington. President Wilson was informed in cablegram received from the American consulate at Milan that Italy needs one million tons of American coal; 300,000 tons of steel hndreds of thousands of tons of Amer ican goods," and that America can
 ct the entire trade permanently
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Democrats Push closure R,,I.

Washington.-Congress enters upon the last 16 days of the sixty-third ses- sion bound in one of the most per picking legislative tangles of it's his tory, a tangle so threatening that con- servatfve majority members of the Senate have determined to break the fetters of unlimited debate if it is pos- sible to do so
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Important 10 Mothers
His Point of View.

What is your idea of matrimony ?'' asked the fair maid who was still oc- cupying the anxious seat.
 Well" rejoined the wise chap who had baked at the hurdle, it's probably all right for those who haven't enough worry"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
In After Years.

Beauty" remarked the poetic youth, may draw us with single hair"
 During the courtship, yes" re- joined the bald-headed man with a sigh, but after marriage she is more likely to grab handful"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Wilson Commended

Lansing. Michigan Democrats nominated by acclamation a ticket for the spring election and endorsed in most emphatic terms, the administra- tion Of President Wilson, at their state convention
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Carry Relief Food Free.

Washington.-Dr. Henry Van Dyke, -lmerlcan minister to the Netherlands, reporting to the State Department on the work of the Commission for Re- lief in Belgium announced that Hol- land had granted free railway trans portation for relief supplies to the Belgian border, also free use of the postal and telegraph service.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
The Female of the species.

T tell you, sir" said the sad-eyed passenger with the bargain-counter tie, "all women are born gamblers"
 That's right" observed the button drummer. And they nearly always win when they play hearts to catch diamonds"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
She Went.

See how I can count mamma, :" said Kitty. There's my right foot. That's one. There's my left foot. That's two Two and one make three. Three feet make yard, and l want to go out and play in it"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Carry Out Neutraiitx.

The Hague The Netherlands has maintained the strictest neutrality by presenting notes of protest at the same moment to Germany and Great Britain regarding the acts of these governments in respectively declaring a war zone of the waters around the British Isles and in using neutral flags.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

Paas Sill Aimed to Forbid Child Labor.
 Washington. The Palmer bill to bar products of child labor from in- terstate commerce was passed by the house by vote of 232 to A, after a lively debate and the issuance of a writ of arrest for absentees to sup press filibuster. The bill now goes to the Senate.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Pas vindjctiveness.

George, father has failed"
 That's just like him! I told you all along, darling, that he was going to do all he could to keep us from be- ing married !'-Stray Stories.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
COLDS & L-aGRlPPE

or doses 666 will break any case of Chills & Fever, Colds & LaGrippe; it acts on the liver better than Calo- mel and does not gripe or sicken. Price 25c.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Decidedly unneutraI.

Mrs. Knicker -Is your husband neu tral?
 Mrs. Booker No; he blows up every bridge give.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
When Your Eyes Need Care

Dee Murine Eye Medicine. No oSmarting-Feels Eine--Acts Quickly Try 1t for Red, Weak, compounded by our Oculists-not sPatent Medicine''-but used in successful Physicians' Practice for many years. Now dedicated to the Public and sold by Druggists at BOG per Bottle. Murine Eye Salve In Aseptic Tubes, Be and Soc. Write for Book of the Eye Free. Murine Eye Remedy Company. Chicago. Adv
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Jubilee Plane Checked.

Washington. Plans for the vicks- burg Peace Jubilee received an unex. pected check when the provision for $150.OO0 aid from the Federal govern. .ment was reported adversely.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

It doesn't take a woman long to get wise to mans actions after marry ing him-then She proceeds to call his bluff.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Too Much to Bear.

Friend-Why are you crying, Bobby? Bobby-Ma whipped me because my face was dirty, and then washed it. Judge.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

They stop the tickle. Deans Mentholated Cough Drops stop coughs quickly. A pleas ant remedy-5c at all good Druggists.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
pinlomaticalIy speakina.

T want to answer Gwendolyn's let ter and say something that means nothing"
 Tell her you love her.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
rhe Reason.

The man who uttered those forge, notes made a very clumsy job of 1t. Oh, but, you know, he suffered"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

It's easier for a young man to raise a row than a mustache.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

The inconsistency of womankind is demonstrated by the society girl. who starts in when she comes out.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24
Winter Chills Bring Kidney Ills

commended kidney remedy in the world. You'll decide it worth a trial, when you read this enthusiastic testi- mOnY
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

Falmouth is probably the oldest port in England. It was used by the Phoe- nicians at least 2,500 years ago.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

Beware of false economy. The man who does not invest in garden seeds seldom picks and cucumbers
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

Always sure to please, Red Cross Ball Blue. All grocers sell it. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

Millions of particular women now use and recommend Red Cross Ball Blue. All grocers. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

It's impossible to suppress the man who thinks he can tell funny story.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

Many man who knows his own mind is not overburdened with knowl- edge
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

In Alaska women have full suffrage without opposition.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

It's the high spots that knock out the rolling stones.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

The mother tongue has the fathe1 tongue beaten.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

The average man wastes lot of en- ergy in laughing at his own jokes.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-24

Denver women are forming hom and school clubs in the churches.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1915-05-08

titution within what is commonly
known as the Restricted District in
the town of Covington, shall be kept
closed by the person or persons OPP
Grating or conducting the same.
Section 2. Be it further enacted,
That all inmates of houses Of pres
titution within said district be and
are hereby prohibited from walking
or riding with men in the day or
night time on the public streets or
sidewalks outside of said restricted
district; and further prohibited from
what is commonly known as JOY
riding" with or without men on the
public streets outside of said dis
trict.
Section 3. Be it further enacted.
That the inmates of such houses OF
prostitution are hereby prohibited
s..am appearing on any public street
or side walk, or within plain view q
the same, except when dressed III
respectable attire;;. and are further
prohibited from appearing on the
front steps, verandas, or at the win
dows or doors of said houses of pres
titution, unless decently attired.
Section 4. Be It further enacted
That whoever shall violate any OF the
provisions of this ordinance shall
upon trial and conviction thereof. be
fined not more than $4,000, or i'm
prisonment not more than 10 days, or
both, at the discretion of the Mayor
p. J. LACROIX,
Mayor
l.. A. PERREAND,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1915-05-08
FROM THE GOLD FRAME OR HO1
HOUSE INTO THE GARDEN.

Washington, D. c., May 4.-Trans-
planting tends to produce uniform.
stock plants with well-developed
root system. The U. S. Department
Of Agriculture's specialist gives de-
tails regarding transplanting, in e
new Farmers Bulletin entitled ''Tne
Home Garden In the Siuth.''
For the best results. plants started
In boxes, hotbeds, or cold frames
should be transplanted when they
reach = height Of one to two inches.
The seedlings may be transplanted tc
boxes or to the hot bed or cold frame
to stand about two inches apart each
way. Some growers transplant twice
before setting in the open ground.
Hardening On.
Plants grown in q house, hotbed
or cold frame should be hardened of
before they are transplanted to the
garden. This can be accomplished
by ventilation and exposure to out
door conditions during the day in
good weather. II the plants are in
= hotbed or cold frame the covers
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1915-05-08
BOARD.

Mr.. G. E. Millar presented the fol-
lowing resolution and moved its
odoption:
Whereas, in the opinion of this
board it is necessary and advisable
that a special election be ordered to
be held in School District No. II of
the parish Of St. Tammany, Louisi-
ana, at which there shall be sub
mi.ted the following propositions, to-
wit:
. /. To levy a special tax of five
property in School District No. IL
of the perish of st. Tammany, Lou
isiana, subject to State taxation an
nually for a period of ten years for
the purpose Of providing additional
aid to the public schools of the said
School District.
2. To incur debt and issue bonds
to the amount of twenty-five hun
.dred (S2500.00) dollars to run not
longer than five years from date and
to bear interest not exceeding five
per cent per annum, payable semi
annually for the purpose Of con-
structing and furnishing a public
school building within said Scnocl
District 70. II, title to which shall
vest in the public; therefore,
Be it resolved by the Parish Board
Of School Digce.ars 81 the pa: 81, III
st. Tammany, Louisiana. in> legal
session conYeGed, as fellows:
Section J That q apeciai eiee.:o1
Je and the same is hereby e-i.1eu =.
b. held in School District No. L! IN
the parish OF st. Tammany, Las on
Friday, the second day of July, 1915,
at which there shall be submitted
the following propositions, tc-wit:
L. To levy a special tax Of Ave
(.005) mills on the dollar on all
property in School District No. II
OF the parish Of St. Tammany, La,
subject to State taxation annually
for a period of ten years, for the
purpose OF, providing additional aid
to the public schools of the said
school district.
2. To incur debt and issue bonds
to the amount of twenty-five hum
IJrea ls2500.o0) dollars to run not
longer than five years from date and
to hear interest not exceeding five
per cent per annun, payable SEMI
annually for the purpose Of con-
slructing snd furnishing public
school building within said school
district No. i, title to which shall
vest in the public.
Section q. That the secretary OF
this Board be and lie is hereby in
strueted to have prepared for use at