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The Washington herald., 1915-09-16

a n.
fine kicking in the last few days and
added to his duties will probably be
that Of punting. II the coaches think
he can stand the extra burden Of both
punting and punt catching. Vincent
Welsh and Ray Grant are in Philadel-
phia. so the coaches decided to work
williams. Murdoch. and Bell in the
varsity back feld.
Bucknell Holds Three Drills.
Lewi.burg. Pa. Sept. 15.-Although
the Bucknell candidates were unable
to use the athletic field. Coach john
ston gave them three lessons. morn
ing, afternoon. and evening. The mer-
curry was close to the hundred mark.
but that did not keep the teams from
going through long signal drills and
down the field under punts.
No tackling was done. The days work
wound up with q chalk talk. The
number Of candidates is unusually
large for the preliminary work. School
opens tomorrow. when nifty more can
didates are expected to report.
Heat curtail. w. and J. Drill.
Washington. Pa. Sept. 15.-Coach
Folwell eliminated the morning prac-
tice for the Washington and Jefferson
squad to an hour. in which scrimmage
was staged. The varsity scored two
one on straight football
and the other on a long forward pass
End Heyman.
Indians Have stin Practice.
Carlisle. Pa. Sept. 15.-Record-
breaking hot weather added to the
grueling Of the Carlisle Indian football
players in their days work. Only ff-
teen minutes were given to scrim-
mage. and the afternoons practice con-
cluded with q basketball game. In
which passing featured. Coach Kelley
took fifteen of the e-veterans in hand,
while welch and McGillis put the re-
forty-five candidates to charg-
ing exercises. dummy tackling. falling
on the ball and other fundamentals.
Four Eleven. Mt Navy.
Annapolis, Nd. Sept. 15.-with four
eIevens running full tilt. the large
duced to working order. The first
game will be played September 20.
start Work at Cornell.
Ithaca, N. z. Sept. 15.-There were
forty -four football candidates training
Yesterday despite the heat There was
! drill morning and afternoon.
Capt. Charles Barrett, whose pro-
baton has beec removed by the Cor
nell faculty, was in uniform. with
some dozen other veterans of last
season, including shelton. Cool An
ierson, Tilley. Bailey, Eckley. Collins.
Jewet. and Jamison.
Colunbia Eleven to Start.
New York, Sept. 1.-THE Columbia foot
ball SQUAD will start practice September
.. Coach Metcalf is busily engaged
rounding I'D all the huskies and he ex-
poets to have . regiment of candidates
for the first gridiron practise Columbia
has had In ten years.
The late start has been due to the
fact that the men have to be sorted
nut and their measurements taken for
uniforms. Unlike the other colleges, the
Blue and White had to order everything
new to begin the season with. and this
prevented the squad from getting out
earlier than the nd.
Dana to Assist Hau0hton.
Cambridge, Mass. Sept. 5.-The Grim |
NON sr,diroh candidates appeared In row.
ng shirts for football practice yesterday.
inf because of the heat the men prac.
Haed falling ON the ball Duncan Dana,
1 Sormer Harvard end, Joined Coach |
today and VIII remain tor ths
The Washington herald., 1915-09-16
Eleven to Start.
Dana to Assist Ha.shto,.

Cambridge. Mass. Sept. b.-The Grim
son sr,diroh candidates appeared In row.
inE shirts for football practice yesterday.
but because Of the heat the men prac-
tised faIlinr on the ball Duncan Dana,
. former Harvard end. Joined Coach
'Haushte9, today and VIII remain for The
The Washington herald., 1915-09-16
Bucknell Holds Three Drills.
Heat Curtails w. and J. Drill.

Washington. Pa. Sept 15.-Coach
Folwell eliminated the morning prac-
tice for the Washington and Jefferson
SQUAD to an hour. in which scrimmage
was staged. The varsity scored two
|toucndowns. one on straight football
and the other on a long forward pass
from Quarter Back Stobbs to Right
End Heyman.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
WAITED LONG FOR PROBATE
After Twenty Years Son Produces "a
theirs WiI!-Testators Instructions
Had Been Obeyed.

Undiscovered for nearly twenty
years after his death, the will OF 10
ham Michael Muller has been offered
for probate at Baltimore by his son,
John G. A. Muller. The testator died
March y, 1896, having made his will
on May 81, 1889.
The paper. yellow and musty with
age, left all Mr.. Mullers property to
his wife, Elizabeth Barbara Muller.
She died April 80, 1913. and her son
was appointed administrator of her
estate. He had known of the exist.
ence of the will for several months
prior to his mothers death, but since
all the property had been enjoyed by
Mrs. Muller as her husband had de-
sired, it was not thought necessary
to probate the will at that time.
The son says the property will now
be divided between his two brothers
and himself, since his mother died in
testate. The exact value of the estate
has not been determined, but it is
made up almost entirely Of parcels OF
real estate.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
Modernizinu the Roundup.

Edch year seems to give the auto /
mobile a new hold on life. The war
brought it to the forefront in new
held The soldier of the present day
seldom makes long forced marches
IKE sherman's march to the sea. He
travels by motor car. As a result, the
automobile casualty list is tremen.
dous; the average life of a car in the
battle lines is estimated at thirty days.
But 1t is not only the war zone that
mas lost part Of its piCtureSqueness
through the use of the automobile.
the latter has begun to rob the an
nual cattle roundup Of some OF its
thrills by replacing the horse. This
year has seen the ubiquitous car with
a cowboy at its wheel on our western
prairies discouraging the cattle from
attempts to escape from the ever-nar-
rowing circle in the roundup Many a
steer which has given a COW horse
run must feel disconnected when II
bucks up against the four-Wheeled
ed.-Wall Street Journal.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
Natural Procedure.

When telling the story OF the Pii-
grim Fathers to the children OF a PEI
mary grade in large city the leader
tried to impress upon them the fact
that the country was barren at that
time. Later they were told of the
planting, the harvest, the great feast,
and the thankful attitude of those
early settlers. Finally she asked:
What did the Pilgrims do after the
great feast?''
After moments silence a little
girl said, "They went by the moving
pictures.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
Magic Washing Stick

This is something new to housewives
something they have wanted all their lives,
but never could get before. 1t makes IT pos
sible to do the heaviest, hardest washing In
less than oue-half the time it took by old
methods, and it eliminates all rubbing and mus
cular effort. No washing machine is needed
Nothing but thi simple little preparation,
which Is absolutely harmless to the finest fasfcs-
white, colored or wooden. 1t makes the
hardest task OF the week pleasant pastime--
delightful occupation. You will be de.
lighted at the clean, spotless, snow-white
clothes that come out Of the rinsing water;
and all without any effort on your part The
Magic Washing Stick does II aIl-and remember,
without Injury TO the most delicate goods,
colored or white, woolens, blankets, lace cur
tains, etc. Contains no acids, no alkalies, no
poisonous ingredients to make its use dan
gerous. IS washings rs cents
Sold by all Druggists and Grocers every.
where. If yours doesn't handle it, show him
this ad-he'l get it for you. Or send 25c in
stamps 10 L. 3. RICHARDS CO., Sherman, Texas
Arkansas Distributors
PlUSSsTr.lAaREll GRO. CO.. Little Rock. hkansas-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
IMPORTATION EASY TO GIVE
Daddy Happily in Possession Of
knowledge as to Where One Vac
uum Was Located.

The good man had just been in
formed by the only person who could
possibly possess the information that
he hadn't an ounce of sense, that he
had never had an ounce of sense, and
that there was not the remotest
chance that he ever would have an
ounce Of sense.
Having been assured on these
points, the good man turned to his
paper, only to be interrupted by his
young son and heir:
Father" asked the boy, what is
a vacuum and where can find one!'
My boy" replied the good man, If
we are to assume that your mother is
qualified to speak on the subject, |
possess the only real vacuum in the
neighborhood and, for your further in
formation, it is situated just between
my collar and the glossy open space
where | used to grow hair"
You mean your dome?"
Yes, my son. that is the family vac
uum"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
His Preference.

A gentleman in delivering one OF
series Of addresses excused himself
one evening for being unable to speak
on several points. the mice, he said,
having destroyed. part OF his notes
Later, while visiting in the neighbor-
hood, he asked one man:
Were you at any of my lectures,
Rooney"
Rooney-Indeed ! was, yer honor,
all of them.
Lecturer-Which one did you like
best?
Rooney-The one the mice was at
vel. honor!
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
CALOMEL IS MERCURY, It s|CKENSl
STOP USING SAuA1NG ORIG
Don't Lose Days Work. Your Liver Sluggish Or Bowels
Constructed Take "Dodson's Liver Tone"-t's FmpI

sluggish liver better than a dose of
nasty cal0mel and that it won G'I make U'
you sick. ''"'0
Dodson's Liver Tone is rea, ,ivar
medicine. You'll know it next morn.
ing because you will wake u feeling
fine your liver will be working yonr
headache and dizziness gone, YOUR
stomach will be sweet and your bowels
regular You will feel like working;
you'll be cheerful; full! of yjsor and
ambition.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and can
not salivate. Give it to Your children,
Millions of people are using Dodson'.
Liver Tone instead of dangerous cal
omel now. Your druggist will tell 70,
that the sale of calomel is almos
| stopped entirely here.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

You're bilious. Your liver is slug
gish! You feel lazy, dizzy and all
knocked out. Your head is dull, your
tongue is coated; breath bad; stomach
sour and bowels constipated. But don |
take salivating calomel 1t makes you
sick, you may lose a days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile IKE
dynamite, breaking it up. That's when
you feel that awful nausea and cramp'
ing.
If you want to enjoy the incest, gen.
tlest liver and bowel cleansing you
ever experienced just take spoonful
of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone. Your
druggist or dealer sells you a 50-cent
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone under
my personal money-back guarantee
that each spoonful will clean your
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
Hard on Her.

This ten O'Clock closing is a nui-
sance." observed sha wled lady to her
neighhor.
Well. what difference does it make
TO Won seem you never drink"
Why. once my husband always
come ONE at eleven after we was all
in bed. and glad he was to get any
bits of supper left for i'm. But no"
he's in at ten, and the trouble | ave
to get anything he fancies you can't
imagine
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
HAD PELLAGRA;
IS NOW CURED

Hillsboro. Ala. W. Turner, of this
place. says: Il ought to have written
you two weeks ago, but failed to do So
| got we'll and then forgot to write you
| can get about like l0-year-old boy;
you ought to see me run around and tend
to my farm. can 60 all day Just like
used to. / am so thankful to know there
is such coed remedy to cure people OF
pellagra
There is no longer any doubt that pei
agla can be cured Don't delay until
it Is too late 1t is your duty to consult
the resourceful Baughn
The symptoms-hands red like sunburn,
skin peelng off, sore mouth, the lips,
throat and tongue a flaming red, with
much mucus and choking; indigestion and
Bausca, either diarrhoea or constipation.
There is hope; get Baughns big Free
book on PeIIagra and learn about the
remedy for Pellagra that has at last been
found Address American Compromising
Co., box 20S7, Jasper, Ala, remembering
money is refunded in any case where the
remedy fails to cure. ADV.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
AN EASY WAY 70 GET
RID OF UGLY PiMPLES

Battle Your face for several minutes
with resinol soap and hot water tNeh
annlv a little rcsinol ointment very
gently. Let this stay on zen h''"u'ss,
and wash off with resinoi soap ana
more hot water, finishing with dash
Of cold water to close the pores 10
this once or twice day, and you VIII
no astonished to find how quickly the
healing resinol medication soo'heS
and cleanses the pores. removes p'lh'
nlos and blackheads. and leaves the
complexion clear and velvety,
Resinol ointment and resinoi soap
stop itching instantly and speedily h'",
skin humors. sores, burns, WOUNDS ana
sunburn. Sold by all drusgists.-AdF'
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
No Sale.

Can I interest you in a set of the
Secret Memoirs of the Court of Louis
XIV?'" asked the book agent
No, you can't" answered his in.
tended victim. I'm all fed up with
that kind of reading. I'm a court
stenographer, and I've just finished
transcribing the testimony in a sensa-
tional divorce case"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
Wronu Document.

The Tommy on leave from the
front had been given a free railway
pass to take him home to see his
people, and utilized part of his brief
holiday to get married On the re-
turn journey, when the ticket inspector
asked to see his pass, he produced by
accident his marriage certificate.
The inspector handed the paper
back with a glimmer of a smile.
This is ticket for a very long
and wearisome journey, young man."
he said, "but not on this line"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
LOOK YOUR BEST
As to Your Hair and Skin, Cutlcura
viii Help You. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. These
fragrant super-creamy emollients pre-.
serve the natural purity and beauty
of the skin under conditions which,
if neglected, tend to produce a state
of irritation and Disagreement.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold verywhere.-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
TemnnrarN Reverse.

FOgarty "a moderate drinker)-fii
bet We tn Rooshians are beginning t
feel tn loss iv vodka.
Flaherty twarmly)-Don't We lose
any slape over it. Mark me Wur-ruds,
they'll retake it ag'in before long
Puck.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
The War Zone.

Have a piece of this old English
cheese?"
why, it looks like Swiss cheese;
IT'S full of holes
sEes,vI know; itxgat riddled COM.
ing over"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
Lesser Evil.

Fl see they are having fresh earth
quake shocks in California"
Yes: criticized as it is, prefer
our ground rent system to the one
they have out there"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
Limitations.

Jack--I hear that you have quit the
literary game.
Jill-Yes; | despaired of ever writ
ing up to my publishers printed esti-
mate of my work-Life.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
consequences.

How uppish that girl ISL
mo wonder. Her father made his
money building skyscrapers."
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
Quite Another Place.

Did the policeman catch this man
in flagrante delictu?'
mo, he caught him in saloon"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
Equipped.

who's going to umpire the bali
gamer
Lets get Bliggins."
why, he'd make good umpire.
He hasn't any popularity to lose
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
That's All.

What were you doing so long at the
photographer's?'
Merely awaiting developments.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

Tie matchmaker sells watches and
the jailcr watches cells.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
The Past Tense,

Did | understand you to say the
woman Dubbins married is well OFF,"
No; she was.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

When farmers laugh at town man
il generally is because OF his h"p'''''
to hitch up horse.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

If love is blind how can it discover
4 !ocksmith to laugh al?
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
Sounds Like a Stadium Piece,

He-HaVe you ever seen the nehula
of Andromeda?
She-No; where was it played?
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

When a mans sins find him out
they are apt to hang around until he
comes in again.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

But there are as good compliments
in the social swim as ever were fshed
for.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

Wash day is smile day If you use Red
Cross Ball Blue, American made, therefore
the best made. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as Gen
eral Tonic because it contains the we'll
known tonic properties of QUININE and
IRON. L acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. 50 cents. - Adv
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

Sometimes a man goes to church
on Sunday rather than spend the day
at home.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
Safety First.

Why did you risk your life to save
the man from drowning?'
He owed me $193."
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

A woman has more honor than
man-that is, more clothes on er-
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

When d young man or clock gets
TOO fast a setback is necessary,
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

And many a man whom the world
calls great isn't even in the near.
great class from his wife's point of
view.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

They say that marriages are made
in heaven, but his satanic majesty
seems to have corner on the brim.
stone market.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

If she is the right sort of woman
the same man never says the wrong
thing to her more than once.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

Many a man has thought he had
found good company because its
promoter was good company.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

And most of the people who try to
vindicate themselves by saying they
did the best they could, didn't.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL You
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyeids; No Smarting-
lust Eye comfort. Write for Book Of the Eye
By mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

It's a poor mule that won't work
both WAYS.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
The Effects Of Opiates.

S<AT INFANTS peculiarly susceptible to OPIUM anu Is m t,
preparations all Of which are nacos Is ~ hNm in the funo
. ond Growth of the likely to become
pciv mental perverson for alcohol Or arco2S IN rng
Nrvous diseases such as dyspepsia ana %
result dosing with narcotics TO Keep never
T. tr infancy The among physicians that children sh ni
receive opates doses for more than Gay al ' ~
only then unavoidable ~, oh,r Svrnrs and
other narcotics to by physician cannot De a
dacrad and IT, no IN
need the attention Of physician, and it nothing less 'n ~
dose them wifully with narcotics
cont F 70 estso'' " bears the n ~
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

If tep-year-old boy had the privi-
lege of selecting his parents he would
pick out a different set.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

The barometer was invented in lGi3.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

Jitneys are seriously affecting
street railway revenues in Vancouver.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

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The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16
INTERNATIONAL,
SUNl1yS0l(N(L
LESSON
LESSON FOR JULY 10
SOLOMON CHOOSES WISDOM.
fBy f. o. SELLERS, Acting Director OF
Sunday School Course, The Moody Bible
Institute Of Chicago)

LESSON TENT Kings 3:4-l5.
GOLDEN TEXT-The fcav of Jehovah
is the beginning of wisdom. PROV. $40
r. V.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

With Arbuckles', you too can get
the sparkling color ard fine, full flavor
that make this the coffee over million
women delight in serving, especially
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-07-16

H~1,,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-01-29
QUAKER AfEDITATIoNs.

[From the Philadelphia Record.1
course In the School OF Experience
lasts a lifetime.
A judicious critic Is one who never for
gets that he has faults of his own.
Misery likes company, but it is generally
case of unrequited perpetual motion.
The fellow who drinks too much never
gets ahead. but he often gets a head.
You can't very well say Of artificial Ice
that it Is not what 1t is cracked up to be.
It's the easiest thing in the world to be
generous with the things you don't want.
Many a married man wouldn't mind be-
ing tongue tied II he could only have q
free foot.
Nell-'I don't believe ne has any bad
habits" Belle-"What . monotonous nfe
he must lead
Borrowwell-'.I have an old score to set
tie with you" Wigwag-'I hope it's that
so you owe me"
Mrs. Buggins-'It's a relief to find some
people out when you call" Mr.. Buggins-
Yes, especially when you are playing
poker"
Blobbs-.'She looks like a woman Of
strength" Slobbs-'sYou bet she il. That
woman is sometimes strong enough to
hold her tongue"
Mrs. Muggins-sT suppose 1t takes .
certain amount Of tact to ;est into society
Mrs. Buggins-"Yes. one must know just
whom to snub.
ITS good plan to do one thing IT .
ime. admQnished the Wise Guy EYES,
provided It's the right thing and thu right
Time" added the &znH1o. Aug. 80
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-01-29

Tope! s new spirit If looking after
her own, both in the patronizing of
home Industries and in parceling out
such work as there is here first to her
resident wherever 1t is feasible and
possible. is beginning to arouse a rea-
sonable envy in other centers, as the
following from the Atchison Globe in
dicates: The Globe is in receipt Of
a lengthy communication complaining
because so many large contracts go to
out-of-town contractors, who bring
nonresident mechanics with them.
Mention is made of the Whereof Nike
building, Y. M. c. A. and the Man
gelsdorf warehouse The Globe is in
full sympathy with the writer, but
knows Of no way to compel those let
ting the contracts to accept the bid Of
Atchison builders when it is higher
than that Of an outsider. The writer
makes one point. however, that can be
observed with benefit. He says an
Atchison carpenter asked for a job on
I new building at Topeka. do you
live here - inquired the. contractor.
The carpenter was forced to say he
did not. ''well," replied the contrac-
tor. you must move your family to
Topeka II you are to have Topeka
work"