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The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
BULLS LOVE CAN'T BE COWED
Elopes With Maude Veal After Family
Roasting, and Expects
Beefing Now.

B~inghamton, N. Y.-Charles Bull
and Miss Maude S. Veal were mar
ried here, which is nobody's business.
Mr. Bull, who is not in the meat bust
ness, told Rev. H. S. Sweetland that
he and his bride had travelled from
Scranton to avoid any action by the
Veal family, who opposed the match
because of the b~ridegroom's name.
Mr.. Bull explained that he and his
bride had put up with this opposition
like lambs until they decided to chop
out for themselves and stake all on
their affection for each other. He
said they hoofed it down to the sta
ton, horned into a chair car and COM
pleted arrangements for the marriage
while on their way here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Veal will never get
over bee1ng about this affair."" said
Mr.. Bull, but we can stand their
roasting, as we have in the past.
We're here and they're there, SO what
do we care. They cannot COW u.s."
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Hard Lines.

"You look as if you'd lost the best
friend you had in the world" re-
marked the man from Patchogue,
What seems to be the trouble?"
MY boss just notified me that the
office will close at noon on Saturdays
during the summer months" replied
the Speonk commuter.
Il don't see why you should feel so
glum about that"
you don't, Ell? Do you know what
that order mean to me? 1t means
that I'll have to spend my Saturday
afternoons out in the hot sun wedding
the garden, instead Of sitting at my
desk enjoying the cool breeze from an
electric fan"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
SHOT CHILDREN IN DREAM
Texas Ranch Woman Finds Her OFF.
spring Wounded When She
AWakes.

San Antonio, Tex.-Mrs. w. B.
Libtle, who resides on a ranch near
Medina Dam, shot her two children
n recent Sunday night when she was
dreaming burglars were trying to
break into her home.
A bullet from an automatic revol-
yer struck each of the children, a
girl six year old and a boy three, in
the right leg, causing only flesh
wounds.
News of the unusual incident
reached San Antonio relatives of Mrs.
Libtle recently. According to their adj
vices Mrs. Libtle was so unnerved by
the consequences of her vision she does
not recall whether she dreamed the
children that had been sleeping be-
side her were burglars and had aimed
at them, or whether she was walking
about the room and dropped the re-
%volver, causing it to be discharged.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
IN SHADY N0OKS OF LONDON
Chelsea That Was Originated
in the Year 1921.

There are sundry methods of defy
ing the heat wave that has swept over
London, says a recent Issue of the
London Chronicle.
Half a minute from the roar Of
Fleet street you can rest beneath the
friendly shade of the trees of Clifford's
Inn, or you can wander leisurely
through the cloisters of the Temple,
bordering over Goldsmith and Lamb
and Dickens. But there is an even
more romantic spot than any old-world
inn that adjoins the street Of adven-
ture-the herb garden in the heart of
old Chelsea.
Herb gardens were common enough
at one time in London, but Chelsea is
the only parish that still has inc in
being, and there is rest and refresh
ment in a visit to this haunt of peace
and loveliness which at the present
day produces some of the drugs that
figure in the pharmacopoeia.
Its history is interesting. The ply
~sic-garden was originated by Sir Hans
Sloane and handed over by him to
the Apothecaries' company in 1921.
The garden was presented to the COM
pany on condition that ut should at
all times be continued as a physic gar
den, for the manifestation of the pow
er, the wisdom, and goodness of God
in creation; and that the apprentices
might learn to distinguish good and
useful plants from hurtful ones"
The A~pothecaries' garden is the old
est botanic garden in London. 1t is
included In the many interesting spots
visited by rambling parties arranged
by the Selborne society, an organiza-
ton which reveals the beauties and
curiosities of London to the Londoner.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
PRAISE WAS SWEET TO HIM
Neighbor Of lmpressionabIe Youth
Naturally Pleased at Admira-
ton Bestowed on Singer.

At a concert a young fellow got
into conversation with the man sit.
ting next to him. Presently a very
pretty girl came on to sing.
Il say, isn't she lovely?" exclaimed
the impressionable youth. And Just
look at her splendid teeth"
Eyes, they are very NICE" replied
his neighbor. And it gives me much
pleasure to hear you praise them"
THAT so? Is she your daughter.
them"
mo"
"Are you her brother?"
NO" was the answer; "but I'm
glad you like her teeth"
They're absolutely perfect. But
er-I should-er-what's it got to do
with you?"
I'm the dentist that made them.
Perhaps l can do the same little job
for your"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
Taking Him Down a Little.

An effeminate, self-opinionated
young man entered a restaurant the
other day, and after he had ordered
lunch the waitress, who was well
known for her obliging disposition
and ready wit, handed him a newspa-
per so that he might proftably while
away the few minutes that would
elapse before he was served.
THANK you, Josephine" he said,
Familiarity, "but prefer something
funny to look at while 1 am eating"
The waitress looked at him con-
temptuously, then replied:
That need occasion you no incon-
venience, Percy; there's a looking
glass straight in front of you'll"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
Jitney Enthusiast.

PA, with all his money, will never
let US take our rightful place in So
ciety."
why, he's most indulgent. He has
just bought the family a magnificent
automobile"
Eyes, but unless we watch him all
the time he can't resist the temptation
to take On a few paying passengers
as he rides around ."-Louisville Cou-
rier-Journal.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
A Spinster's Warming.

She may have had experience in
matrimony from what she said, but
to all outward appearances she was
a spinster. She had been sitting in
the courtroom of a justice of the
peace while he vas preparing to
marry a couple in his private Office.
There was too much laughing in the
office to suit the spinster, and she let
everybody know it.
Finally she had stood the laughing
of the bride-to-be long enough, she
thought, and she %squeaked the follow
ing in a high-pitched voice:
Marriage is not to be laughed at.
1t is a serious thing like going to
church."-Indianapolis News.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
Feminine of Chief.

They were discussing the North
American Indian the other day in
a rural school, when the teacher asked
if anyone could tell him what the lead.
ers were called.
Chief" answered a bright little
girl at the head of the class.
Correct" answered the teacher.
Now, can any Of you tell me what
the women are called?"
There was silence for a minute or
two, then a small boy was seen wav-
ing his hand aloft, eager to reply.
well Tommy" asked the teacher.
Mischief" he announced proudly.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09

store, with him as evidence. 1t was
in a pasteboard box, with a small hole
IN the top for air.
Il chased those birds all over the
store" he said, land you may believe
it was a job to drive them out. They
would fly everywhere except out of the
door,"
Yelling derisively when customers
were in the store, throwing cabbages
into the place and the operation of the
device known as a tick-tack had all
been tried by the ingenious youths be-
fore letting loose the sparrows.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
BOY. TRIES TO RIVAL BIRDS
Indiana Yc.tn Breaks His Arm in
Glide From Barn Loft
on Wings.

Evansville, Ind.-John Mitchell,
aged fourteen, living in the Mount
Vernon road below the city, attempt
ed to rival the birds and came to
grief with a broken arm. Mitchell made
a girder and wings after a pattern in
a boys book which he bought at a
local store.
He attempted to glide from the loft
of the stable to the ground. The
Orders were not strong and the wings
collapsed. Mitchell fell to the ground
and his left arm vas broken near the
elbow and he suffered slight internal
injuries.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
CARE FOR YOUR HAIR
BY Frequent Shampoos With cuticura
VIII Help You. Trial Free.

Precede shampoos by touches Of
Cuticura Ointment if needed to spots
Of dandruf, itching and irritation Of
the scalp. Nothing better for the COM
plexion, hair, hands or skin than these
fragrant supercreamy emollients. Also
as preparations for the toilet.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
A Rracer for naunht.r

Anxious Mother-It was after nine
o'clock when Clara came down to
breakfast this morning and the poor
girl didn't look well at all. Her sys-
TEN needs toning up. What do you
think of iron?
Father-Good idea.
Anxious Mother-What kind of iron
had she better take?
Father-She had better take a fat
iron-New York Sun.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
Brown SUGAR elnoerbread.

One cupful brown sugar, one-half
cupful lard, n ~teaspoonful salt, one
teaspoonful soda, two teaspoonfuls
cream Of tartar, me and one-half tea
spoonfuls ginger, one cupful of milk
diluted condensed milk may be used
or v e clear water), -four. Cream
sugar and lard together, then add 9th.
er ingredients, using flour enough to
make it rather soft. Bake in biscuit
tin about one-half hour.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
Kind Wishes.

You missed the train," said Mrs.
Kermoot, reproaehfully.
YES" replied her husband.
We'll perhaps it's just as we'll to
cultivate the habit. l wish l could be
sure you were as likely to miss the
t. in when your motor car hits a rail-
way crossing as you are in ordinary
travel"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
EASY WAY TO REDUCE VARI-
C0SE OR SWOLLEN VEINS

Paint the enlarged veins night and
morning With Moone's Emerald Oil
(full strength until they return to nor
NAL size. Get a two ounce original bot
tie at your druggist to-day before the
veins reach the breaking point. So
marvelously powerful is Emerald Oil
that swollen glands, %varicocele and
even goitre disappear when used stead
lily. Generous trial sample on receipt
of 10 cents from Moone Chemical Co.,
Dept. ", Rochester, N. Y.-Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
Shrewd Sandy.

A certain glen in Scotland had the
reputation Of having a splendid echo.
An English gentleman visited the
place, and asked his guide about the
echo.
Just shout, Two bottles of whis-
KY" said the guide.
The gentleman did as requested,
and after waiting for several minutes
he turned to the Scot, and said:
But l do not hear any echo"
Maybe no." chuckled the Scot,
"but here's the lassie comm wi the
whisky"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
Hen Laid News"

Sedalia, Mo.-Mrs. ]. A. Jared, wife
A. Jared, a Methodist
minister. while cooking eggs for break.
fast broke an egg, and seeing some
distance in the shell, re-
moved it to find that it was a scrap
from a newspaper, the printing being
visible. The unique find is at
tracing a great deal of attention. No
one has been able to explain how it
got inside of the eggshell. More than
half of the interior of the shell was
lined with the paper.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
Curtain Washing Hint.

When washing new curtains you
will generally find that they are full
of limo. A great deal Of trouble may
be saved by soaking the curtains over
night in water in which a little salt
has been dissolved. The salt draws
the lime and makes the curtains easy
to wash.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
ON. Wall.

Bacon don't believe in a fellow
reminding you of a kindness he's done
for you. Do you?
Egbert-No, / do not.
well, a fellow loaned me an UNI
brella a month ago. and he reminded
me of it today"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
Holding the Worlds Interest

The landlady turned off the gas Jet
and saved the life of a boarder who
had planned suicide. The moral is.
stay a bit in debt and somebody will
have IN interest in you.-Louisville
Courier-Journal.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
USE SPARROWS TO
TEASE %STOREKEEPER
Patient Merchant, Victim Of
Youths Franks, Finally Re-
bells at Latest Trick.

Rochester, N. Y.-F. w. Huntington,
who runs a notions and candy store al
349 Bay street, is a patient man, but
when some boys in the neighborhood
who have been annoying him let loose
three sparrows in his store he felt the
limit of endurance had been reached.
Mr.. Huntington accused two boys,
about fifteen or sixteen years old, as
the leaders in devising tricks to plague
him, although younger boys have also
joined in the tricks. He had one of
the sparrows. which he caught in the
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
Knew His Business.

Mrs. Platt (angrily)-Oh, you think
you know a lot, don't you?
Mr.. Platt (calmly)-Well, 1 ought to,
my dear. I've been in the real estate
business for nearly thirty years.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
mANY WAR ZONE HOsPITALs

Have ordered Aliens Foot-Ease, the antiseptic
Shaken into the shoes or dissolved in the foot
bath, Aliens Foot-Ease gives refreshing rest and
comfort and prevents the feet getting tired or
foot sore. Try it TODAY. D7nt accent any sub
stitute. Sold Everywhere. use For FREE SAM
pie, address, Allen S. Olms.ed. Leroy NJ. Y.-Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
sition Awarded to Walter
Baker & Co. Ltd.

The Grand Prize for superiority Of Co.
Goa and Chocolate preparations has been
awarded to Walter Baker & Co. Ltd, Dor
chester. Mass. This famous old house has
received So Highest Awards at the leading
expositions in Europe and America. Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
Big Fund.

1.-The farmers wife used to get the
egg money for little tribes she needed"
"Well?"
But now he takes it away from her
and buys himself an automobile"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
Seeking knowledge.

"Popi"
Eyes, my son.
Are the hairs in your head all
numbered?"
Yes, my boy"
And are the wheels numbered too,
Pop?'
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09

I'm afraid Jones is living beyond
his income"
mo, he isn't, but his creditors will
be If they figure on getting what he
owes them
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09

When in doubt, listen to your wife.
And even when not in doubt it is
sometimes advisable to listen to her.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09

Occasionally a bachelor lives to mar
ry the daughter of the man who
turned him down.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09

you OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Bye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and Gfanulated Eyelids; No SmartinE-
just Eye comfort. Write for Book of the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Rye Remedy Co., Chicago
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
Those Queens AGAIN.

tt dreamed last night l took the
classiest queen on the campus to the
prom.
She-Did l dance we'll?
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09

The horse may become extinct In
time, but the donkey will remain with
us until society has ceased to be.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09

The comfort to be derived from
the various walks of life depends on
the condition of ones feet.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
Frightening Rugs.

Throw coarse salt over rugs and
carpets before sweeping them to pre-
rem the dust from rising. This will
brighten the color also.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09

The merchant in the basement can
always undersell his competitor on
the floor above.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09

A lawyer is very much in earnest
when he works with a will-especial-
ly If the estate is large and juicy.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09

It's a case of matrimonial dyspepsia
v = husband and wife fail to agree.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09

The youth who flies high doesn't
stop to worry about where he's going
to alight.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-09
Couldn't Help Il.

"You broke your word"
81 d-d-d-didn't."
"There you go. breaking another!"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-12-13

Manicure, Scissors and SewingSet
These are good to give to anybody They are put
up in any number of combinations in Seal Pin Seal,
Walrus Grain and Morocco Suede leather cases. lined
with Silks to match Fitted with Twin Brand instru-
ments, and priced from $1.50 to $500.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-24
FOIL FOOD FRAUD
OF BELGIAN BAKERS
Regional Directors Watch Over
Aid DiStributiOn-Special
Plea for War Mothers.

How the food sent by the Commits
SION for Relief In Belgium IS dlstuo-
uted 20 the needy was told yesterday
By VI. Edmund Qucstiaux. director OF
the Societs la Dertelle Beige. Of Brus-
sells. who recently came % TINS coun-
try in charge OF a consignment OF
laces This shipment the commission
is Offering for sale ~ ali Of the desu-
tute.
Regional directors are appointed for
the various zones established By the
commission" he said, and they are
named by the regional committees ana
the American delegate. The directors
WORK consists in supervising the dlstrl-
button Of food and clothing IN the
towns. provinces and communes.
These persons see that the pakers
observe their contracts strictly and
chat the weight of each loaf Of bread
distributed Is correct. The care pre-
vents any speculation or fraud by the
bakers and millers who furnish the
-four produced from the wheat sup
piled by the commission
NJ QuestiauX said that in addition
20 the ration Of bread each person re
ceived a card. which entitled him 10 a
portion of soup ard small quantity
of vegetables. Special provision, he
continued. was made for the babies
who were supplied with condensed milk
and suitable cereal food.
: The Partisan War Relief Fund yes
torday received contributions Of 1866
This brings the total amount sent q
Edwin ". Buckley, the treasurer, $751;
/ Contributions of Sl79.7O were re
ceiyed Yesterday by the American
/ Girls Aid for the Baby Relief Fund
/ This organization sends out a special
appeal for funds because OF the large
number of children that will De born
. in France this year whose mother:
F have no means of supporting or cloth.
ing them. Baby kits are being shipped
each costing $2.25. and money may be
forwarded 10 Miss Gladys Hollings
worth. Pier 81, North yer.
The Serbian Agricultural Relief
Committee, of 70 Fifth Avenue, &C
/ knowledged yesterday the receipt OF
SD, which brings the total amount con-
trihuted 70 S65 TS3
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-24
HAS ONE SORROW AT 1O3:
DOCTOR FORBIDS A PARTY
Mrs Sarah F. HIochkiss Convalescent from oeVen
Weeks of Grip Celebrates Anniversary
Today in Bridgeport.

Hotchs.ssyilie. near Waterbury, Conn.
Nr. Hotchkss was a manufacturer o.
cashmercs and his large mills formed
the nucleus % the town named after
h., family But ttc old looms long ago
ceased % wn,rr. and Ga-yasc Hotchkis.
has been dead Tor tfty-four years.
OF three daughters born 20 Mrs.
Ho'chks. two died - ~outh, and she
now live. IN little cottage with the
other, Miss Mary T. Hotchkiss, aged
sixty-ave. and t1eir housekcepcr
She likes 90 spend summer after
moons on Tho vine-covered porch, whore
Size receives many callers. For twenty
i've year, she and her daughter
travelled 30 thls country and abroad
spending season wherever inclination
led them. Put when Mrs Ho,chN
reached the age of e,ghty-n'ne she
grew lttlc weary of hotel life, and
decided 20 settle down in Bridgeport
inrl the grip upset her daily rou.
tine she rose at $50, athed and
dressed herself; breakfastcd on coffee
and toast AZ 7:30; dined a. IL, eating
heartily Of meat and whatever dishe,
her fancy dictated. At - o'clock sh,
took nap and by ( was in the best OF
humor for callers, many Of whom were
girls IN the teens. AZ 8 she had sup
per and by . O'Clock was IN bed.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-24
INSTIL LAND LOVE
IN JEWISH BOYS
Protectory and Aid Society
Workers Need New Buildings
TO Care for Charges.

Need Of new buildings 20 care for
all the boys committed to its care is
emphasized in the annual report Of
the Jewish Protectory and Aid Society,
$50 Second Avenue, signed by the
President. Mortimer J.. Schif, and
submitted TO the Legislature and
Mayor Mitchell The report was read
at the annual meeting yesterday after
noon.
I'VE have had 70 utilize our facili-
tics 70 the utmost" Mr.. Schif says,
land in many instances do more crowd
ing than was desirable. We shall soon
have 70 face the necessity of building
one or two cottages, which, with equip
ment, will cost 100000 each. And we
still require 20 increase materially our
income 10 cope properly with the prob
lens which we have 10 meet
Out of total Of 64l boys paroled
in custody of tho society since the
school At Hawthorne was opened, IN
the cases OF 634. approximately - per
cent, the officers feel that they have
accomplished definite and favorable
results.
The trade school recently completed
is being utilized by classes in voca-
tional training Particular attention
is paid to farming and the benefits 20
be derived from a love Of the land.
Each boy At Hawthorne has his own
garden. seeds are provided, and ne IS
instructed in raising vegetables and
flowers Supplies with a market value
of SS.692.22 were raised by the boys
last year and used by the school.
IN Mr.. Schif's report commendatlon
is extended 20 the Jewish Big Brothers.
Daring the coming year the society
hopes 10 remove its debt
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-24
TO DEDICATE CHAPEL
OF lNTERCESSlON
Services viii Be Held To-
morrow at Broadway and
155th Street.

Dedication services at the new
Chapel of the Intercession, Broadway
and l55th street, will be held to-mor-
row. The church was designed by
Bertram G.. Goodhue. who was the
architect Of the chapel at West Point
and the cathedral at Halifax. 4 num-
Der of memorials have already been
placed. The main altar IS OF special
interest. as it is composed Of 100 stones
collected b. the Rev. Or. Milo II. Gates
vicar of the chapel. each having some
historical and religious significance.
The old Intercesslon was founded IN
1916. aud the first service was held IN
the Norwood house, on what Is now
the southeast corner Of -. Nicholas
Avenue and 155th Street. Carmans-
Vile al that time was a village, noted
a. the home Of Victor G. Audubon, the
naturalist and scientist. His farm, ad-
Joining the Hudson River, lay in the
area bounded by what is now l55th
Street. Amsterdam Avenue and l3oth
Street. Nr. Audubon was prominent
among the founders Of the church and
was its first clerk. The first rector was
the Rev. K. VI. Abercromble.
The present rector, DR.. Gate, came,
in 1903. from Cohasset. suburb Of
Boston. Since his coming the mum, or
Of communicates reported 20 the
bishop ha> risen from go TO 1900.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-24
LADY MACCABEES MEET
More than 100 Delegates from
All States Here To day.

A woman who has signed away per
sonallv more than Sl2,0Oo000 m death
and disability benefits IS coming 20
inc Waldorf astoria to-day 20 read
her quadrerui1l report 70 the eonven-
tion Of The Ladies OF the Naccabees Of
III World. Mss Bina VI. West. found
or Of the order looks back over TWEEN
ty-threc wears Of activity 20 the time
when 5he was the only Lady Of the
Naccabee. in the world. Now there
arc nearly "a quarter % million mem
bers.
More than one hundred delegates
will attend the convention, represent
ing oil states in the Union. New YORK
has nine delegates and one supreme
officer: Mr. Carrie L. Mcdaniel, Buff
faIo: Nj. Della !. Neafach. Albany;
Mrs. Nar-arct DAnford. Rochester,
Mrs. Maudc Sargent. Syracuse; Mr..
N.ry \. Flahcrty, Salamanca MrS.
Hattie r. Wirtncr Dunklrk; Mrs. Alta
r. Hodge. Gloyersviile; Mrs. Gertrude
Murphy Niagara Falls; Mrs. catherine
poody. Rochester. and Mrs. Eva /.
McNett, Of Horuell, great commander
of New York.