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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10
ROBBERSAT.
OIL WARE HOUSE
Take Ample Time and
Screen Work by Moving
a Box Car About.

Burglars with plenty OF nerve and as
much confidence broke into the ware
house OF the Magnolia OIL company.
Sixth and Kansas streets. some time
Sunday night and stole several wagon
loads Of goods. Manager D. c. Booth
discovered the robbery Monday morn
found his office topsy turvey. a jim
my had been used on his desk and all
the postage stamps taken Papers were
also scattered on the floor. The safe
in the office was untouched, but the
warehouse told a different tale.
Investigation by Mr. Booth showed
that the robbers had taken crOwbars
and moved a freight car on the siding
adjoining the warehouse In front Of a
big window, so as to screen them from
view. Then they had cut the window
and opened IL. after which they again
moved the bOXcar in front Of the big
door to the warehouse. first closing
the window they had cut open. The
box car thus screened them from view
and enabled them T. work without be-
ing seen from the street
An inventory has not been taken but
a hasty glance over the stock con-
vinces manager Booth that the robbers
got about so boxes OF candles. part OF
them miners's candles; two cookstoveS
half a dozen heaters. two dozen Ian
terms, 20 cases of automobile oils. and
at least six or eight cases OF miscel-
laneoUs lubricants.
Mr.. Booth estimates that the robbers
must have been at work three or four
hours
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10

EOk RENT.
Beautifully located APARTMENTS On the
corner Of Prospect and Montezuma Streets
rooms with bath. sleeping porch and
garage In the elegantly appointed "Carusso'
apartments
Two story room house on Montana s..
FOR SALE.
sou acres OF fine alfalfa land located 20
miles from Fl Paso- Sl25 per acre. win
trade for city property.
An investment above the tracks paying
over II percent $500
New -oom house on Sunset Heights
Chas. 4. Kline CO.
5l1-5l2 First National Bank Building
"a Estate Phone 1851 Insurance
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10
$500

$500.
room bungalow. hardwood
floors, fun south front lots,
trees. grass. garage. $3.50 cash.
$50 per month. including interest
S21O0.
s room bungalow on ~ acres.
all in cultivation. at Ysleta.
$3.50 cash, bal SIS per month,
or yearly.
$3.50.
room cottage. 4 blocks Alta
Vista school on good street.
$500.
room bungalow. A beauty.
mp TO now. $3.50 cash. $50 per
month.
$1,000.
5 acre tract all in cultivation.
good s room house. $500 cash.
bal SIS per month.
White Paden Really Co.
Phone 1919.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10
For Sale Real Estate
Cnunlrr prnnarfu

50 ACRES good. valley land partly culti-
waited. good water and fence; close to good
school: viii find a bargain with owner;
would consider exchange for FL Paso prop
erty. also Va span OF fine mules Write L
" Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10

Observations taken
at S a. m. 18th me
ridian time g a. N.
FL Paso time)- Nay
10. 1915.
Forecasts.
f PasO and vicin-
ity-Fair tonight and
Tuesday.
New Mexico and
Arizona - Tonight
and Tuesday, fair.
not much change in
temperature.
West Texas-Fair
tonight and Tues
day.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10

Piano Clearance Sale On at "BilIinEs.'
Do you really want a genuine piano
bargain Make your selection early.
1929 East Boulevard, or phone i67 for
our car. Billings Piano CO.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10
8 ACREs TINE FTRsTCLAss 81 TANn

rs ACRES ZINE FTRSTCLASS SILT LAND
About 20 miles up the valley, all level, no
grubbing or leTeiiug 20 do: faces on paved
road. Price only $50 per acre: can cut M
in smaller tracts Some terms can be had
on this
10 rooms. 2 sleeping porches, ? baths.
beautiful furniture; an investment OF $500
viii give you your own apt and an income
Of $50 per month.
A small transient hotel, rooms. recently
completed: new and handsome furniture:
very desirable location; good lease. $3.50
cash viii swing this money maker.
10 rooms, sleeping porches. close in
north Of tracks, elegantly furnished; owner
leaving city viii sell ct a bargain for quick
sale 500 cash viii swing. balance monthly
rooms. walking distance, beautiful fur
monthly
Near Del Norte-24 rooms beautifully fur
nished, desirable lease. 1900 cash viii
bring you an income Of $500 per month.
For Rent-Tw0 room apartments fur
nished or unfurnished, at 1705 wyoming;
rent $40 per month
NJ E. ToWnley, With Bailey Land Co.
SVs Mesa ave. Phone 206G
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10
For Sale Real Estate-City Properly.

$50 CASH-SI5 A MONTH.
Good room adobe house near Southwest
ern shops. 5Tiz feet stone foundation.
Price only $3.50.
Piper, With James L. Mari 6 Co.
Phone 1850.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10
.HosrEs OUR srEcIALTE.-

HOMES OUR SPECIALITY"
THE LARG EST LIST IN FL PASO.
Buy This ! Room House on corner.
fenced $50 down, $50 monthly for a
Few days.
$3.50 Down room brick. east
front. on Cotton Ave, s2s75; bath, gas,
electric light
Must be SOld-Nesr high school
room . story brick. new, renting for
S45 monthly Price $500; terms; pay
ing over u percent
Close In. Walking Distance-On Oc-
tavia. $3.50 down. $50 monthly for this
modern 4 room brick cottage; good
condition, good location. good terms
$4,000
5 Room Brick on Corner-East front
Just the house you have been waiting.
$3.50 down. $50 monthly S2e50; on
car line.
Room Brick. North side-s20oo.
Only $500 down, so monthly. This Is
Lots Wanted as Part Payment on
this room brick on Boulevard; Ask
12e. fenced, bath $1,000. Take a
look
In Sunset HeiEhts-New bungalow,
$3.50 s6o0 down. balance monthly
Hawkins Bros. 20 collect your rents.
A TOrecIOsure-This \ room brick on
. lots in Highland Park. Make Us a
quick cash offer
For Rent room brick. STA Tuia-
rosa. f35-
Apartment site - Corner. 4sx12o.
, Near high school, $500. This Is a
pickup Phone US today. s2So0.
II You Can't sell your home Haw-
kins Bros. can Try them.
Hawkins Bros. Phone 2S0o.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10

FOR SALE.
A whole block Of 90 lots. East e
Pas0. Make US an offer.
$500.
room bungalow. A nice house.
Pay $3.50 down. bal S25 a month.
Now this is easy. Why pay reut2
4 room bungalOW-new and never
occupied. Has basement and heating
plant. $3.50 down. bal. like rent.
BIG BARGAIN.
room house close in on Rio Grande
St. S5500- easy terms Best buy in
FL PasO. Party leaving town
FOR RENT.
r on Montana St. close in-.-. $500
r on Tularosa St. has heat $500
Security Realty Co. Phone 6s72.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10

FOR SALE-BarEain; must be sold at
once. house. ? large rooms. and sleep
ing porch. fun lots; on T. & P. St:
Price $3.50.
-53k acres land in valley near Cru
ces. all in cultivation. Price $500
60 acres. la Mesa. to trade for
room house East FL PasO
room brick. all modern, corner
Noble and Nevada St Price $4,000.
terms II wanted
So inside town lots. south Texas
town. Dandy proposition. for any
good trade.
R. W. stephens, l. Morgan Bldg.
BARGAIN IN GOVERNMENT HILL.
21 choice lots for $e75; best section
erms
Piper, With james L Mari & Co.
Phone 1850
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10
WEATHER BULLETIN.

Q. S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE.
WEATHER BUREAU.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10

Piano Clearance sale On Mt "Billiags."
Do you really want a genuine piano
bargain Make your selection early
1929 East Boulevard. or phone go for
our car. billings Piano C0.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10

Relative humidity at El Paso. D m,
Monday. 16 percent
Precipitation in last a hours Tin inches ....l
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10

APARTMENT SITES
50 foot corner. y. Fl Paso St and Cali
fornia St street paving paid A bargain
at S2750.
TENEMENT BARGAIN.
1875 buys room adobe tenement on & s.
Nrain St; rents for $50
D. 6. Heineman. eos Mills ST.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10
LET is FTRNIsH Ynr

NNN-|N1'I- Ut
The money and build you a
home on the mesa Have a
number Of beautiful sites at
low prices
Ramey Bros.
First Nat. Bank Bldg. Phi. SIS
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10
RTY on The MEsA

BUY ON THE MESA.
More beautiful homes now IN
der construction than in any
other part Of the city. Lots will
never be as cheap again See
Ramey Bros, Agents.
First Nat. Bank Bldg. Phi. SIS
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10
For Sale ReaI EstaEe-CitE Propsrtr.

BUILDING SITE on La Luz St. So feet
for only $500. Act quick. Pennebaker.
FOR SALE lots in block 112 E. FL
Paso; ! block Of Alta Vista school. Ss75
each; also 10 acres OF land in upper valley.
= mile Of Vado station SIS per acre. Write
n J. NJ c., care Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10
\. SANTA FF ST

y. SANTA FE ST.
$500 cash room red brick
house, s blocks OF P. o. Month
" payments Of SIS Price $4,000.
NEWMAN INVESTMENT
COMPANY.
Phone 55o. zoe san Antonio.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10

SPECIAL VALLEY LAND.
IS acres at S1-5 per acre:
located on Stag paved road Just
below Tsleta; also bounds on
another county road; raw land.
but fairly level and excellent
soil; good government ditch
bounds the place; terms may be
obtained by responsible par
ties
NEWMAN INVESTMENT
COMPANY.
Phone $50. 100 san Antonio st.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10

FOR SALE.
A large modern business block on corner.
having rental Of II percent on investment
and future Increase in value S125.OO0.
A block OF business houses on corner. 7Sx
40 IT.. in next block to the new postoffice
site at a sacrifice SIS 600.
FOR RENT.
Store. No 407 Texas St
Store, No. 3171s s stanton St
frank 4. Spence
Real Estate and Insurance.
800 Mills Bldg Phone 1881
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10

$780,
S0x125 feet on east corner.
with 4 room brick semi-bunEa-
low $3.50 cash and $50 month
NEWMAN INVESTMENT
COMPANY.
Phcne $50. 100 San Antonio
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10

BARGAIN On THE MESA.
10 east front lots 1 block from
paved street and . blocks from
car line; lots just across the
street have sold for $500 each.
Priced for quick sale. S425
each.
Ramey Bros
First Nat Bank Bldg. Phi s13.
TWO SOUTH FRONT LOTS on Tularosa St.
on paving. sidewalks and curling in, TO
trade for good auto.
White-Paden Realty Co.
Phone 1873
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10
500 CASH.

500 CASH.
4 room cottage on . south
front lots. Z block OF car line;
close TO grocery and drug store.
Cost $500 Price S21O0
NEWMAN INVESTMENT
COMPANY.
Phone $50 100 San Antonio.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10
For SaIe-MiseeHaneous.

WSsH1SG N3GHISE e6ssp-Phole 81
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-10

TOT Ddt-ITIsCtUdutOus
HORSE. delivery wagon and harness. cheap
20 5. stanton. Phone $685.
FOR SALE-Pair young mountain lions
about 3 months old. II X Lilly. care Fl
PnsO Ice and Refrigerator Co.
FOR SALE-Horse. harness and light wagon.
A bargain. Call 61l san Antonio St. or
phone e151
FOR SAIE-Four all glass showcases IN
very good condition; reasonable price. e20ls
san Antonio. Room L
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-13
A Real Flesh Builder
For Thin People
WHO WOULD INCREASE WEIGHT.

WHO WOULD INCREASE WEIGHT.
Thin men and women who would like to
increase their weight with 10 or 10 pounds
of healthy stay there" fat should try eat
ing a little Sargol with their meals for u
while and note results. Here is a good
test worth trying. First weigh yourself
and measure yourself. Then take SargOl-
one tablet every meal-for two weeks. Then
weigh and measure again. 1t isn't a ques
ton of how you look or feel or what your
friends say and think. The scales and tape
measure will tell their own story. Many
people, having followed these simple direc-
lions. report weight increases of from five
to eight pounds with continued gains I'M
der further treatment
Sargol does not of itself make fat but
mixing with your food its purpose is to
help the digestive organs turn the fats.
sugars and starches of what you have
eaten, into rich, ripe, fat producing
nourishment for the tissues and blood
prepare it in an easily assimilated form
which the blood readily accept
great deal of this nourishment now passes
from thin peoples bodies waste. Sargol
is designed to stop the waste and make he
fat producing contents of the very same
meals you are eating now develop pounds
and pounds of healthy flesh between your
skin and bones. Sargol is non-inJ furious.
pleasant, efficient and inexpensive Arnold
Drug Co. and other leading druggists are
authorized to sell it in large boxes-forty
tablets TO a package-on a guarantee OF
weight increase or money back found
in every package.-Ady.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-13

day, and you will be astoniShed to find
how quickly the healing resinol medi-
cation soathes and cleanses the pores,
removes pimples and bIackheads, ard
leaves the complexion clear and vel
vety.
Resinol ointment and resinol soap
stop itching instantly and speedily
heal skin humors, sores, burns
wounds and chatting. Sold by all
druggists. Sample free. Dept. PAR,
ReSinol, Baltimore, Md.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-13

is visiting Miss Alice Meade and Miss
Virginia Meade. She is on her way
home from a trip to California.
Mrs. Will Eastman is ill at her
home. She has been confined to her
bed the past week and is still unable
to be out
Mr.. George w Greenwood has re-
turned from A short trip to Kansas
City.
Mrs J. B. Miller and her two
daughters; Edna and Caroline, of St
Louis, Mo-, will arrive Monday to visit
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-13

daughter of the Rev. G. B. Spencer.
editor of the Christian Advocate, and
Mrs. Spencer
Miss Katherine Mcfarland has re-
turned from Morganville, where she
visited her sister, Mrs. c. 9. StiliElan-
Mr. and Mrs. J. r. Koontz and
their family will leave Tuesday for a
trip to California
Miss Nyra Jerome, of Kansas City.
IS guest at the j. NJ Meade home
for about a week.
Miss Louise Parsons, of Chicago.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-13

Dr Sarah Kline, and her family Mrs.
Nnnes brother, Mr.. Albert s. Miller.
ana his family, of Muskogee, Okla
noma, are expected to arrive soon
Inc Miller family will move from
Muskogee 20 Los Angeles, Cal.
MIS-. n w Burns left for her home
IN Ration, N NJ, Thursday. after n
visit to Mr.. and Mrs. e. A. Bettingcr
of Clay street.
Mr. E. L. Copeland returned TODAY
from business trip to Chicago
lContinued on Next Page.l
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-13

stay on ten minutes,
and wash off with
resinol soap and
more hot water fin
ishing with a dash
of cold water to
close the pores Do
this once or t,Nice a
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-13
An Easy Way to Get
Rid of Ugly Pimples

Battle your face for several min
utes with resinol soap and hot water.
then apply a little resinol ointment
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-13
Notes and Personal Mention

ttIINt Il ese71lH1I
Miss Nell Mcfarland left today for
a trip east. She will go to New York,
Washington and Long Island, and at
Fort Totten she will visit her brother.
Captain Earl Mcfarland, and Mrs.
Mcfarland, and their children Cap
tain Mcfarland has been redetailed
to the Ordnance department, and will
be transferred to Washington, D. C.
He will make the change in residence
in a few weeks
Mrs J. NJ Brunt will leave in a few
days for visit to friends in Kansas
City, and later she will go to Elk
celsior Springs.
Miss Mildred Spencer, of Kansas
City. will be the weekend guest of
Miss Joy Paxton. Miss Spencer Is the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-13
There Is to Be No Let Up

OF this sensational sale which has stirred the entire city The
offering
citizen Of the town and vicinity shall
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-12-15
KIND AND CONSIDERABLE MICE
Ate Cheese Intended for Welsh Rabbit
Party, Thereby Preventing Many
Cases of Dyspepsia.

yep" said Mr.. Growcher; moth
ing was made in vain. Everything
that earth produces may serve some
useful purpose, if you can only find
out what it is. There is a whole lot
to think about in that story of the
mouse who gnawed the net for the
captured lion
"Mebbe there is" replied his wife.
but I'm willing to bet that was the
only kind and considerate mouse
known to the entire animal gingdom. %
you are wrong. Have you forgot
ten that Welsh rabbit party we at
tended last night?'
Yes. But there wasn't any Welsh
rabbit"
"And as a result we are all COM
Portable and happy today instead of
being miserable and dyspetic. And
we owe it all to the fact that a few
kind-hearted mice sneaked around
during the afternoon and ate up the
cheese"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-12-15
STORY OF TWO WATERMELONS
Enalishman Was Perfectly Satisfied
He Knew What He Wanted in
Ordering his Dinner.

That familiar things have different
names in different countries was dis
covered by an Englishman while he
was visiting the United States. Thus
ne tells the story of the watermelons:
/ was eating dinner in an eastern
city. and saw on the menu, "Watermel-
on. We have watermelons in Eng
land, but they are what you in Amer
lea call 'muskmelons." Therefore |
called the waiter and said: Bring me
two watermelons."
The dusky walters eyes grew large,
and he protested:
But, sab, you don't want two wa
tahmelons!"
l am not accustomed to have walters
tell me what l want. l knew perfect
ly well what I wanted. l saw some
people at the next table smile at each
other, and I was vexed. Therefore
replied to the waiter with much dig
nifty:
Il want two watermelons."
The waiter seemed about to protest
again, but thought better of it, and
went away. While he was gone,
looked round and found everyone with
in hearing distance smiling curiously.
Looking further, saw another waiter
setting down before another man a
plate containing an immense round of
something green outside and bright
red within. Then l spied my own
waiter returning, bearing on each up
lifted palm an immense green oval.
No wonder the people smiled! The
smile was about to become a laugh. l
thought / would die! Then an idea
came to me! When the waiter reached
my place, looked at his burden quite
judicially, tapped each of those ele-
phantine "watermelons," and then
gave my order in a calm, decided
tone:
Bring me slice from this one. -
Youths Companion.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-12-15
WHAT IS URIC ACID?
THE CAUSE OF BAcKACHE RHEUMATISM LUN1BAGo

Ever since the discovery of uric acid
In the blood by Scheele, in 1775, and
the bad effect it had upon the body,
scientists and physicians have striven
to rid the tissues and the blood of
this poison. Because of it's over
abundance in the system it causes
backache, pains here and there. rheu-
matism, govt, gravel, neuralgia and
sciatica. 1t was DIR. Pierce who dis
covered a new agent, called "Anuric,"
which will throw out and completely
eradicate this uric acid from the sys-
tenn "Anuric" is 81 times more po-
tent than ltthid. and consequently you
need no longer fear muscular or ar
ticular rheumatism or govt, or many
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-12-15
Reassurinq.

Nervous Old Lady Con small English
railway)-Oh, dear! How we're rock
ing! I'm sure an accident will hap
pen to this train!
Elderly Aboriginal-It's along O.
their bein' short-handed wi skilled
men, mum, so my son e offered to
drive just to oblige and (confiden-
tally l don't think e knows much
about it.-Passing Show.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-12-15
Criticism Implied.

He doesn't like my cooking sob
bed the three months bride, a
tear on her long lashes. L just know
he doesn't. So, there!"
What makes you think sou her
mother asked. Has he said he doesn't
like your cooking?"
"N-no-o," stammered the bride.
Nonsense, child, it's just your i'm
agination. felt there was no basis
There is a basis" the bride insist
ed tearfully Il had been cooking the
loveliest things for him for about two
weeks and then he told me he had de-
cided to become a raw-food faddist.
Bo-hoo-o-ooi"-Ju
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-12-15

other diseases which are dependent on
an accumulation of uric acid within
the body. Send to DR.. Pierce of the
Invalids Hotel and Surgical Institute,
Buffalo, N. Y, for pamphlet on
"Anuric,' or send 10 cents for trial
package of ''Anuric" Tablets.
If you feel that tired, WORKOUT feel
ing, backache, neuralgia, or if your
sleep is disturbed By too frequent
urination, go to your best store and
ask for DR.. Pierce's "Anuric"
DR.. Pierce's reputation is back of
this medicine and you know that his
Pleasant Pellets" for the liver and his
"Favorite Prescription" for the ills of
women have had splendid reputation
for the past fifty years.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-12-15
No Time for COURTESY.

ct noticed" said the husband, you
didn't say thank you to the man who
gave you his seat in the car this eve
ming"
NO" replied the wife; you see,
once stopped to say thank you, and by
the time l had done so I found that
another woman had the seat"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-12-15
HANDS LIKE VELVET
Kept So by Daily Use of Cuticurs
Soap and Ointment. Trial Free.

On retiring soak hands in hot Cuti-
cura soapsuds, dry and rub the Oint-
ment into the hands some minutes
Wear bandage or old gloves during
night. This is zone night treat
ment for red, rough, chapped and
sore hands" 1t works wonders.
Sample each free by mail with 32-p.
Skin Book. Address Cuticura, Dept.
KY, Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-12-15
Gets Everything He Wants.

"Your son Emery be gettin' long
fine in the city, I ear"
"Yus, soc do" answered the moth
er. proudly. But you 'aven't card
the latest. Why, in is last letter e
was tellin' me 'ow ed just got the
govt. There's nothin' that boy O. mine
won't ave if e wants it. London
Telegram.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-12-15
civic Rivalry.
as pretty heartless. "

"How is the rivalry between Punk
Vile and Plinktown as to populations"
las keen as ever. One of our girls
married a Plinktown man and moved
there. thus reducing Plunkyille's popu-
lation. But we Immediately desig-
mated four Plunkville boys to court
Plinktown girls
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-12-15
TeIIino Thinus.

You can tell more about a woman
by looking at the man with her than
by looking at her." remarked the Wise
Individual.
And you'd better tell less about
her." countered the Silly Individual
Judge.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-12-15
Assisting a Selection.

Hurry up, now" he growled, "and
order what you want
But I can't tell what / want" she
complained. "This menu is so con-
fusing. 1t offers oysters in all styles,
but / can't tell what style I want from
the menu"
"Well, maybe the waiter can show
you some fashion plates"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-12-15
Takinq No Chances.

"Lemme get those umbrellas hidden
before you let them in" Binks hastl-
Iv moved toward the door in response
to the bell.
"Do Won think our guests will steal
umbrellas?" Mrs. B1nks demanded
CONTEMPORARY.
Maybe not-but they might recog-
oize 'em!" Binks replied.-Judge.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-12-15
Wherein They Differ.

Little Lemuel-Paw, what's the DIFF
ference between farmer ana an az
riculturist?
Paw-A farmer, son, makes bis
money on a farm and spends it In
the city: an agriculturist makes his
money in the city and spends 1t ON
O farm.