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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1915-11-23

William 8. Ginglen, Bordentown; treas
urer, Albert NG. Mayer, Mount Holly.
Another meeting will be held on Decem
Der 15, in Mount Holly. The object Of
the organization is to combine with
similar organizations in other south Jer-
sey counties in all matters of interest to
the firemen OF this section at the state
conventions. The presidents of the Cam
den and Gloucester county associations
were present and made addresses.
The beginning of the winter Lyceum
course at the Methodist church took
place last Thursday evening, when the
Royal male quartette gave highly in
teresting and pleasing entertainment
before a large and an appreciative
audience. This was the second appear
ance In Mount Holly for this quartette
and they were heartily welcomed on
Thursday night. giving one of the best
entertainments that has been heard in
town in long time. Their program,
consisting of vocal and instrumental
music and readings, surpassed the one
given by them last year, and they re-
sponded to encores time after time.
There are four more entertainments to
take place in this course. one each
month for the next four months, and
season tickets may still be secured fol
the small sum Of 81. which is an excep
tionally low price for the kind of enter
tainments that have been secured. TIT
committee in charge have made specia
efforts to secure the best attractions posi-
BILE, SO as to give the people OF Noun
Holly good, clean entertainment one
each month during the winter and hay
placed the price of the season tickets il
reach OF all. So the committee hope
there will be generous response 70
course tickets before the next attraction
which will be on Thursday evening
December is.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1915-11-23

Miss Minerva Baer, a teacher at Cross
wicks, while attending the teachers in
stitute in Mount Holly last week, was
taken suddenly ill at her boarding house
Tuesday night. A physician was sum-
moned. and Miss Baer recovered suffi-
GENTLY to be taken to her home on We'd
nesday.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
of County Board
Kicks on Size of Assessment;
Will Sell for Less and Treat

Two things have developed 10 fnr
TO inject general Interest IN the sit
t.ngs % the county commissioners nv
a hoard &c edusiisatlon % taxes. one
T. the appearance this morning OF
Max Nordhais, vice. president and
manager of tho Charles iifcld com
puny. 20 protest against the asscss-
incnts against lis newly completed
p%alatial residence on West CcncrRi
avenue, and ON the Hieid company
building on First street.
The other Is the appearance before
the board AZ "A protesting taxpayer ~
Alfred Grpnsfeld, chairman OF tho
commissioners
The Nordhuusc residence aud lota
we're assessed at $4,000. That was
last January. Assessor Fred Heyn said
today. before the improvements were
completed Mr.. Nordhaus wants tho
assessment cut to 81. goo.
The Charles ilfeid company build
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
INVOLVE OFFICERS
IN SCANDAL At
ANNAPOLIS
superintendent of Naval
Academy, Testifying To-
day at Inquiry duplicates
Member of Faculty in Is
suing Dope"

Thy HNfulNA ttffAlM lfflHru AtrfI
ppolis. Md. June S-Rcar Ad-
mia William +. Fullam. supcriu-
tcndent II the naval academy. who
resumed his testimony today before
b naval court 81 inquiry appointed
oy Secretary Daniels 10 investigate
CHARGES ~ irrcgulnritics in cNsmiua-
ton az the academy declared 90 the
court that Midshipman James T..
Moss ~ Annapolis was the man prl-
muriiy responsible or tho whole scan
dal of irregularities loo connection
with the last annual examination.
Midshipmnn Moss. tho admlral as
serted. was being supported in his
plea for clemency by two United
states senators. a representative in
couErcsg and two lawyers.
The admiral s1id he regretted very
much 90 have TO testify concerning
Interviews with Robert Moss. father
of Midshipmau Moss % q member
of counsel FOR tho midshipmnn.
MIR. Moss told me" said Admiral
Fullam. that surgeon Mcdowell.
whom he tMossl had defended in O.
clvil case. had assured Mr.. Moss that
no would look out for his ou." Moss
had told tho admiral he dld not wish
Co maSc charges against Mcdowell or
ua. ono else but hc expressed the be-
lief that the pap - claimed 90 have
been received hs M.dhlumuu Moss
from an anonymous source wore sent
Go his son by some officer. surgeon
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

&C. date has taken two straight games
from tho Albuquerque team. Every
player On the old Pueblo team. with
exception Of Kitty Hraahcar. IL q
young man. aEd Brown VIII doubtless
no In AN excellent position FOR trading
or drafting az the end ~ the current
season. Stoiorn AT second base and
Stodehi in left cid arc 10Th likely
looking youngsters. white Dous Raider,
the brilliant little shortstop. b. with
the Old Pueblo club under an OPP
ticnal agreement with the Los AN
seles tcum Of the Coast League.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

ing ana lots were asscsscd at 5000.
II II asked that the assessment be
made Sa3,o00.
The residence OF Mr. Grunsfoid and
the lots on which II stands are u.s.
scsscd al ~stt.0O0-or. TO ac exact.
stS.eeo. Mr.. G~runsfeld rose in meet.
ing and publicly offered the residence
TO anyone ready 90 buy u az Stg.bo0.
Anybody here Is welcome "a take
my house nj that ngurc. he said.
land IN buy the man that docs Il "a
good box 90 cigars"
The building and lots owned hg
Grunsfcld Bros. at FIRST street an
Gold avenue, are also assessed too
high protested Mr.. Grunsfcld. They
are down on the assessors books a.,
si3.055.
Anybody can AXE h building at
10000 said Mr. Grunsicld.
The cases were taken under advise
mont.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
MeDowen. mo aamIral .aId. WI. mcn.

Mcdowell. the admiral said. was men
Toned be- that connection.
On cross examination by Congress
MIN Hay OF midshipmcus counsel
concoruing the issuance ~ dope or
INF rmntion about studies, Admiral
Fullnm said IL was customary Tor IN
-tructors o. direct the special nttcn-
ton OF midshipmcn TO certain paris
of the subject thcy were studyiag
with "a visw go their time being dc,ot-
co to tho most important p1tts. 81
was legitimate Co make use OF copies
40 former examinations which could
Doe distinguished from luformp ON
about frcsh examinations b. rCsspn
uf the old papers c%ontaining thri'
headlines intact Tho fact han the
papers that came into Moss posscs-
sion had the top cut OF. should have
J. con sufficient proof tn anyone that
they were not old examination raptrs.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
EIGHTY SALOONS IN
MINNESOTA PUT
OUT Of GAME
Ten Counties Yesterday Voted
for Prohibition; Vets VIM
ming Fight in Two Out of
Twelve.

ST. Paul MINI June S.-Eishty sl'
looms iu ten counties iu Minnesota
VIA be- forced tp discontinue opera
as a. result OF yesterdays county
uptiuu elections. only two OF tho
twelve counties yotinr-Blue Earth
and Oimstcad-WiU retail saloons. In
pipcstouc the d..s won hy thirteen
votes and Boz HedN God ay thirty-two.
Tine other counties which abolished
Liquor were Traverse. Todd, Renyillr,
Do1gl K1ndIyphI. Murray, otter Tail
and WJtouwau.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

search for twcnty-thrcc men will
Ing and able to give $50 apiece 90 the
ball clu1 WAS started today hy "a COM
mittcc. The money hunt was In ac-
eordanco with % plan adopted at a
meeting Of club lniciats ana support
crs. The shaky finances OF the baae-
ball organization formed the topic at
"a melting and BE- was decided that
the immediate th'ng o. do was 10 got
81 800 IN hand, and tho best way to
go after u was 90 try ana md thirty
men with $50 apiece 20 give.
At last nights meeting there were
seven pledges Of $50 each In already,
$50 b "a when the committee started
out to-day Il had twcnty-three more
donators 20 round up.
on tho round up committee are I'd
ward l.. Grose, president OF tho 51ll
club; Arthur PrncFer, Roy Mcdonald
W. T.. Southland: a. W. wiley, repre-
sonting the fair commission, ana o..
A. MatsOa.
phoenix Team Here
Tho Phoenix baseball club. led hy
Manager Herb Holster. arrived here
this morning to opon a series against
the Dukes this afternoon Ht Hopcwcll
fold The Senator paused in Dcming
yesterday long enough to beat the
Dcming team 10 Go g. Hester and
McArdlc pitched, while the pitchers
played the inheld.
Phoenix b. booked for six games
here. and the Senators are nIIoI with
"a large determination Co take Gao least
four of them boy way of suuuring up
for the series lost Co the Dukes ln
Phoenix.
sends For Outneldcr.
Hester today wired transportation
90 Mundorm, % Pacific Coast League
outnoldor. BE has let Pullman go.
More launching
As a result cot yesterdays game,
wherein wc continued 90 get ID ia the
neck. z 90 J.. the leueuc has neither
head nor tan io speak o. Phoenix
and El paso share nrst place and
Tucson ana Albuquerque divide the
other place. and both places arc an
cy0insh apart.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
REAR ADMIRAL MAYO
M VICE ADMIRAL
.lny Ey,aIng n,rala Leased wireI

wash.leton. June S.-Rcar Ad-
mlrul Henry r. Mayo. commander OF
the nrst division Of the Atlantic ucct,
was designated TODAY hy President
Wilson 1s "a vice admiral of tHo navy.
He ga the first of three vice 1dmirlls
to Dee appointed.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
REPORT VILLA FORCES
WITHDRAWN FROM TAMpTGO

Galveston, Tex, June F-A report
that the Villa forces about Tampi.o
have Withdrawn from the Oh fields
there was brought here today by CapC
tain ~. u. Wetmorc of the American
tank steamer TopilH. tie said on
June Q the old fields along the Pan
u.u river were oponrd and that
steamers entered the river to load
UIrgOes.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
Circuit Ships
Gossip and Dope from Papers
IN League Cities
rhoenix Republican.

The umo persisted about town
last night that Pitcher liall hgd been
aoid, o. was about to br sold to
Kansas city ln the American ass1cla-
tlon. According Go an unofficial au-
nounccmcnt hy tho phoenlz uag
ment. Money Muudorm outeldcr
for san Francisco for % number OF.
ear o. for two seasons leadinE
Coast League hitter. had been purch-
by Hester ana would join the
solOnB az Albuquerque
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

After 4 hearty neal take Doan's
Ferniffs and assist your stomach,
se- 80 b0wels Resuicfs are a mid
hnatlge 40 81 40 Stores
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
TODAY's GAMES
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Chicago I. BOSTON ..

Score; II. II. n.
Chicago ...... 0Oi 600 atO-t S .
Boston 80. cog o0oi 0a0--3 II 4
Batteries. Bens. Scott aud schaIl
Mays and Thomas.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

nching %torturing skin eruptions
d%isiigure, annoy. drive one wild.
Doan's ointment o. praised for It's
good work. zoe at an drug stores
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

Score: r. ~. T..
Brooklyn . ...O0t 000 030-i n o
Pittsburgh ..0Oi 02O OoO-3 !
Batteries. Smith me McCurty,
McQuillun and Gibson.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

Predictions ~ the writer that
Brown had the snnppiest bunch oi
young players m the league were
Justified recently, aH the Tucson cluo'
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
LOOKING FOR MEN
WITH $50 NOTES
To GIVE

. d was reported this afternoon .
= that the committee had secured =
. donations OF $50 each from 20 y
y men. Members of the commit .
y tee are said To- be- exceedingly y
' hopeful that the crisis Ia the =
= financial Affairs Of the club will .
q hD auDHpe4fuIIy wpnth.r.d q
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
AssOCINTION.
LEAGUE.

Columbus. 8; 81 Paul. g..
Milwaukee, Z: Cleveland. o.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
Cc,cIand 2. Washington 3.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
noStOn 4. CinrinDatl Z.

Score; Il. II. T..
Boston .....200 000 oil q =
Cincinnati 200 900 O20-3 %
nattories' Rudolph and Whalin &.
Gowdy; schneider. Benton and CLARK.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

YESTERDAYS REsULTs.
Tucson T. Albuquerque L.
WHERE THEY PLAY TODAY.
Rio Grandc Associations.
Phoenix at Albuquerque.
Tucson af El Paso.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

'6ry 10 learn ma could Dc aoe cotton h' been '''"'0 10" "E' "Fy '""'
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1915-12-31

veI tiser.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1915-12-31

FOR SALE have just arrived with
!. carload of North Dakota farm
horses, for sale or trade for dry
wood. These horses are all good,
big workers. Low prices for quick
- sales; can be seen at the old Pogue
p livery barn in Bemidji. G.. E. West.
:. r,~ p. 6d17
Qioao IA l&e. - :
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1915-12-31
ADDITIONAL WANT ADS
Too Late To Classify

FOR RENT-Chapman house, good
and warm. 1921
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1915-12-31
UP TO KAISER TO MAKE
PEACE FOR GERMANY
Continued from Page u

found in Brussels showing informal
discussions of conventions between
Belgium and England about landing
British troops in Belgium in case Of
a violation Of it's neutrality by Ger
many, which Germany considers, in
effect, treaties. The universal opin-
ion seems to be that Germany will
not give up Belgium while there is
a probability of renewal of these
conventions. The fear exists that
England may in the future use Bel
GUM to defeat Germany.
.... Teutons Hold Peace.
Germany considers that she holds
within her hands the terms of peace
and that she has won the war-so far
as the war and 1915 is concerned.
It is asserted, however, that through
English control of news channels.
what are considered victories here
reach the world as defeats. Or, if not
as defeats, as indications that Ger
many is weakening. This breeds
concern in Germany that when it
comes peace-making time the Allies
will cause any peace terms to be in
terpreted as German defeats, espec-
tally if Germany shows willingness
to evacuate Belgium. It is said here
that the Allies will declare that Ger
many is defeated or she would never
give up Belgium. Many Germans
want to keep Belgium because they
think it will be the best evidence
that Germany has won the war.
n. - Spends Much Money.
Many things are interpreted as
evidence that Germany intends or
does not intend to keep Belgium. One
is that Germany never would have
spent the millions of marks for
bridges, new railroads, public build
ings and other improvements, if she
wasn't going to keep Belgium. A
large government printing establish.
ment has been erected in Brussels
A wealthy German count, reported to
be friend of the kaiser's, has erected
large newspaper Office there.
No Germans in Belgium.
On the other hand it is declared
Germany could not keep Belgium
without giving the people represen.
tation in the Reichstag and one Off,
cial said that would be impossible be.
cause 1--WE could never have so many
French-speaking members of our par.
lament" Alsace and Lorraine are
not considered similar. Less thar
one-seventh of that territory is in.
hsbited by people of French origin
In Belgium there are practically NJ
Germans.
The whole of Germany, therefore
| looks to the kaiser to decide wha,
Germany's final position shall be with
regard to Belgium. The constitution
| provides that the kaiser shall make
the terms of peace When the kaiser
does decide his lead will be followed
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1915-12-31
HOW TO ANSWER BLIND ADS

All ads signed with numbers, or
initials. care Pioneer must be an
swered by letter addressed to tho
number given.in the ad. Pioneer en-
ployes are not permitted to tell who
any advertiser is. Mail or send your
answer to Pioneer No., or Initial
-, and we forward it to the ad-
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1915-12-31
X X X X X x X x X X Xxx X X
NYMORE NEWS. !

NYM0RE NEWS. +
X (By Special Correspondent.) X
X Xxx X Xxx XXX xxx Xxx x
Mrs. Fred Bison, who has been
visiting at the Fred Moody home for
a few days, returned to her home in
Brainerd Thursday morning.
Anton Strand left for Grand Forks
Wednesday where he will spend few
days visiting with friends and rela-
tives.
Miss Myrtle Rain, who has been
visiting the past week at the L. A.
Larson home here, left this morning
for Bemidji where she will visit few
days with her sister, Miss Cora Rain,
before returning to her home in
Shevlin.
L. A. Larson left for Baudette on
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1915-12-31
Thursday morning where he y
spend q few days on business.

Mrs. Fred Trimble, who has been
confined at St. Anthony's hospital in
Bemidji for some time, returned to
her home here Thursday.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1915-12-31

The Beltrami county team defeated
the B.,sPopp team at the Gould alleys
last evening by sc pins. The sum-
mary of the game is as follows:
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1915-12-31

Mrs. Anton Strand was in Bemidji
Thursday consulting a dentist.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1915-12-31

4 k%tt%fkh Xxx XXX x 4 x &
< CITY BOWLING LEAGUE i x
X X X x x
Standing Of the Teams.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1915-12-31

L. A. Larson left for Baudette on
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1915-12-17
A FABLE IN SLANG

AS George AIDE might (but didn't write it.
THE FABLE OF THE MAIL ORDER MANIAC
Once upon Time there Dwell in the Rural Dee
stricts Rube of much Greenness.
He raised wheat Corn, Children and He'll Gener-
ally.
He arose in the Morning with the Rest of the Stock
and retired with the Cooling Doves Six days each week
he followed Maud and Fannie around a Forty Acre
Field, disappearing them with sundry Strange Oaths,
while he Fertilized the Real Estate with choicest Cut
Like the Lord on the Seventh Day he Rested
Plug.
Filling his Benzine Buggy with Ford Juice and
singing the wife in the Spacious Tonneau he drove
Church and Knet and Prayed and dropped a Titney
the Plate
But 10, it to pass that the Head of the House
wished to take unto Herself Piano. So, although the
Village where the Rube purchased his Stamps and
Money Orders had Piano Dealers, he resurreced the
old Sears Sawbuck Catalogue from its place of honor
top OF the Family Bible and Turned with Practiced
Hand to page umpty-umpt where Pianos Quoted.
- "Esmerada he wheezed, that being the dear
WOmans Nomenclature, the Good Book shows two
styles prices $3.50 and $780, The Picture Of the latter
is far superior to the former We will take the latter
He put on his Overcoat, which had also come out
OF the Wonderful Book Cranked up Henry Ard and
zppty-zipped to the town. He drove up the First
National Bank and proceeded to separate Friend Cash
Ter from -Four hundred iron boys. He then bought
Two Cent Stamp, (Stamps not being listed in the
book and put the -Four Hundred Bucks in envelope
AS the letter Slipped through the slot he began sing
ing IoStiS Good Bye Forever, Good By, Good By"
At the end OF ten days he received very Cour-
teous Letter from the Piano Department of Mr. Saw
bucks Store in which they Stalled him off for Month
Swamped with Orders, the War, and SO Forth. Fin
ally, After the Head of the House had Forgotten about
IT. the Rube drove into the Yard with the Piano Sadded
on Fruit Wagon Behind.
In order to get the Darn Thing Home He had to
Break two Springs and Strain his Back
He was Sick for Week from It.
The Doctor gave him orders to be Quiet and
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1915-12-17
Just Hit or Miss
BYDALE CARTER HARRISON.
GREETINGS

With which highly original and seasonable sauta-
ton we introduce ourselves and plunge at once into the
Poetry.
Notice that | call it Poetry. This leads us to
mathematical problem Mathematics being an old de-
vice invented by old ogies and Highbrows to make lite
burden for school going progeny. The particular
problem to be considered this time is in the form OF
a geometrcal theorem
In order that interest in its solution may be arous-
ed to white heat we, in connection with the manage
of the Northerner, offering grand prize OF
bright and shiny brand new Lincoln Penny Note care
fully; all solutions must be in the NOrthener office by
6:57 o'clock D. m on the evening of Thursday Decem-
Der 10th.
For fear that no one will submit the correct sOlu-
ton we giving it below.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1915-12-17

Look.
See the devastation you have wrought upon my pocket
book.
Two four dollar doies broken,
Guaranteed steam engine smokin;
Marthas hat-a perfect dream,
ooh, why did baby spill the creamy
Tommy's ''choo-choo", rppity SIAM
Makes his poor dad holer-"Vam-
Dose, thou rascal Santa Claus Glad to see your back
again
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1915-12-17
A TECHNICALLY

A handsome young lady extremely petite,
Boarded the street at Twenty-Five Street
Her peach blossom face was suffused with a frown
AS she looked all about for place to sit down.
nervy young chap who sitting close by
Caught the quick questioning look in her eye
Parenthesis: Che jeweer by trade)
And smilingly gave up his seat to the maid
Kind sir, you're jewel" she roguishly stated
Seating herself in the place he vacated
Not jewel he said, SO glad he had met her,
you are the jewel while I'm the Tewel-setter"
They killed Abe Lincoln and let me live to write
that
Good Night Nurse.
Continued on another page i'm this section.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1915-12-17


Charged Twenty-Five Dollars for Doing 1t. The Rube
lost six days in the Alfalfa which figure up $2 While
He lay Moaning in his Bed the Soapstone fell out and
Killed his $50 Dog. His wife took advantage of his
lndlspoSitOn and invited the Cleaners the House
for Dinner Party. The Cleaners were Good Feeders
and the Bill was $40.
The actual Cost of the Piano to $500 Plus SIS
Plus SD Plus $50 Plus $50 plus 5000 Postage, or
S5O7O2, enough Money to Build Sio.
The piano was Fine Purchase Thing of Beauty
and Joy Forever. The Finish put very carefully
and Lasted Three Whole Days. None of the keys stuck
but len. Both pedals Noiseess except the two
that Squeaked The Tuning Different than Any
thing you ever heard.
Rube,s $500 was paying for Mrs. Sawbucks Dane
ing Lessons. 1t would never again see the Inside of
Rube's Pocket He had a box Painted Mahogany
Color that Contained few Wires, with Piano Print
ed on the Outside to Show for his Money
He Was Minus Four Hundred Beautiful Bones
MORAL
If you Must Be Stung, Give Your Home Mer-
chants a Chance
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1915-12-17

1t is an old saying, you know, that certain class Of
narrow gagged citizens buy from mail order houses
when they pay cash and from the local merchants
when they have to get trusted. When the grape crop
is good and Mr. Fruit Grower has money ngling in
his jeans he snaps his finger at Mr. Local Merchant
and says pooh, pooh for YOU" But when the grapes
rot the vines and the blue vrio is of no avail it is
sad tune they sing: ooh, dear Mr. Merchant" etc.
ETC. | sometimes think that God Himself sends the
frost and blight about every other year so in order
that the local merchant may get enough to eat and
place to sleep.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1915-12-17
PROBLEM

Resolved: That the following verses not Poet
To prove: That the words below which follow each
other in logical grammatical sequence, with punctuation
marks and all that stuff and which intervals divid
into stanzas do not constitute Poetry
Proof
The following is Poetry if the writer is a Poet.
BUT the writer is not Poet No, he surely is not.
Therefore, he is Poet, that which he has writ
is not Poetry.
Therefore, the following is not Poetry.
9. Z. D.
However, we taking chance and in kindly def
to the holiday spirit opening the party
with bit of Christmas rallery which is taken from the
authors beautiful Christmas Classic, "Coc-a-doode-
do, or, Three o'clock in the morning"