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The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
Their Pastors Faults.

Warden-So you got rid of your pas tor?
 Elder-Yes; he was a good man, but he was too dry in his preaching-al- ways giving us a history of the Jews. But we don't like our new pastor much, either.
 Warden-What's the matter with him?
 Elder-Well, he breaches with tears in his voice all the time.
 Warden-I see. The old pastor was to historical, and the new one too hysterical.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
1QUs, HEADACHY, .|CK 'CASCARETS'
sy cleanse your liver and ], sluggish bowels while
 s you sleep.
. 10-cent box.

. 10-cent box.
 ( headache, biliousness, dizzi- coated tongue, foul taste and foul always trace them to torpid ldelayed. fermenting food in the B or Sour, gassy stomach. yonous matter clogged in the in- es. Instead of being cast out system is re-absorbed into the When this poison reaches the te brain tissue it causes con- n and that dull, throbbing, sick
 headache.
 carets immediately cleanse the oh, remove the sour, undigested and foul gases, take the excess rom the liver and carry out all constipated waste matter and as in the bowels.
 ICascaret tonight will surely hten you out by morning. They
 while you sleep-a 10-cent box your druggist means your head
 stomach sweet and your liver (owels regular for months. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
HOW TO HEAL THAT RAW.
 ITCHING, SCALY SKIN

If you are suffering with eczema, ringworm, rash or similar tormenting skin disease, try resinol ointment and resinol soap. You will be surprised how quickly the itching stops and the skin becomes clear and healthy again. Prescribed by doctors for 20 years. All druggists sell resinol oinment (50c and s1.00), and resinol soap (25c).-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
Poor Doqqy!

Say, mister, will you give me five cents?"
 What for?"
 T want to buy loaf of bread for my starving family"
 "Oh, certainly. in that case. Here's your nickel"
 Thank you, sir. Now, if 1t isn't asking too much, will you give me a dime more?"
 What for?"
 T want to buy some meat for my dog"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
No Chance.

3 became run down from his porking himself at agricultural . tits, and the doctor advised a 1ke of occupation, which is why
 lme back to town and set up as
 hionable dentist"
 e lat's no change of occupation. astill cultivating achers."
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
Admiration.

What do you think of my latest series of observations?" asked one sci enlist.
 Wonderfully interesting" replied the other. If you had not been a scientist you would have made great press agent"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
Modesty Rewarded.

"She quit because the manager of the show asked her to wear tights
 You seldom see a chosus girl like that"
 Seldom, indeed. The incident gave her so much free advertising that she is now drawing fancy salary in vaudeville for posing seminude as 8 living picture model"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
RUR-MY-TISM

Will cure your Rheumatism and all kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts, Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptio Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
Not What He Meant.

'Ill bet I can tell what you are laughing att
 "Pll bet you can't. Perhaps your nose doesn't look as funny as you i'm agine it does"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
COLDS & LaGRIPPE

IT 6 doses 666 will break any case |D1ills & Fever, Colds & LaGrippe; |ats on the liver better than Calo- ! and does not gripe or sicken.
 } 25c.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
Solved.

Professor Crouch has at last solved the problem of abolishing distress in the world"
 Whats his scheme?"
 ITO starve the poor off the face of the earth'
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
Formation of Opinions.

FOrmatIOn or OpInIonS. What do you think of the presi- dents speech?"
 T don't like it!"
 Have you read it?" No. Yhen I disagree with a mans politics, l don't have to read his speeches to know I don't like 'em.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
| ondon Crisis.

Waiter! Vienna steak, please!' "'Ush, sir, we calls 'em Petrograd patties now, sir!"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
For Eve Years
l was Troubled with a Chronic Disease. Peruna Cured me Sound
 and We'll.

Mrs. Maggie Durbin. 2o9 Victory St, Little Rock. Ark, writes: T was troubled for five years with a chronic disease I tried everything l heard of, but nothing did me any good. Some doctors said my trouble was catarrh of the bowels, and some said consumption of the bowels. One doctor said he could cure me: l took his medicine two months. but 1t did me no good. A friend of mine ad- vised me to try Peruna and l did so. After I had taken two bottles l found it was helping me. so I continued its use. and it has cured me sound and we'll. 1 can recommend Peruna to any one, and if any one wants to know what Peruna did for me if they will write to me will answer promptly"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
Matchless Conceit,

Stranger-Rave you a match, sir? Vain Individual-No, I don't think so-Boston Evening Transcript.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
Getting On.

Sas that novel you are reading any
 kSphere?"
 |fshOuld say SO! A tire explodes ie first chapter and that's how the meets the heroine"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29

le maeculine idea of an intellec- ,lwoman is one who is built like 8
 SDin and wears spectacles.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
Cav Old Qods.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks"
 "Oh, I don't know. They all want to try the tango and the maxixe."
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29

The fellow who is good at making excuses isn't very valuable for any thing else.-Toledo Blade.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
Developinq.

Irene-Don't you think that travel brings out all that is in one?
 Ire-Yes;- especially ocean travel Judge.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29

Some men who boast that they pay as they go never manage to get very far.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29

Man is of few days and full of con- densed meanness.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29

IoR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU sdlufine nye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery ul and Granulated Eyelids; No Smarting- Eye comfort. Write for Book of the Rye -1t1 Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co. Chicago,
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29

Red Cross Ball Blue, made in America, therefore the best, delights the housewife. All good grocers. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29

diman looks cheap when his wife
 5 him ''dear" in public.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29

The more man gets the more he wants-unless a police judge is dealing it out.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
Truth That Bores,

Pa, what Is truism?'
 "A truism, my son. Is truth which is so true that 1t makes everybody tired"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29

ssh day is smile day if you use Red
 2 Ball Blue, American made, therefore 1best made Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29

How a girl does hate a male f1irt- unless he is flirting with her.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29

ssteria has often been mistaken Rspatriotism.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
Tho Opportunlst.

He-I love the true. the good, the beautiful, the
 She-Oh, George, this is so student
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-29
INTERNATIONAL. SUNl4YSC0O0L
 LESSON (By E. O. SELLERS, Acting Director of Sunday School Course Moody Bible h. Stftute Chica go
LESSON FOR JANUARY 31
THE BIRTH OF SAMSON.

LESSON TEXT-Judges 13:S-16, M-25
 GOLDEN TEXT-Beware, l pray thee. and drink no wine nor strong drink Judges 1894
Maryland suffrage news., 1915-06-26

that she widow pse Women however through the working
the limitations military service performed by proxy and of
matrimony always in the minority.
of found which these
mortal the diary of sheriff of Suffolk
illuminating He that he forbade spne freehold
from voting because he dsked the notion adding although in law
might allowed" The inference therefore, that
being the minority the ors of creation gradually dislike the
notion of voting
The reform bill of the first political instrument the history
the British Islands the word male before In 1884
deprived of their nmenoria right of dover mentioned
the fourth chapter of Magma Chaa 1887 there placed
the throne of England who we'll illustrated her ability in political
affairs.
If still farther back the Roman Empire find that Senate
the Coils urinais and Pua mentions that
councils and delberated questions of and peace
By what authority ten Supreme Court that had
voting rights which the Constitution protected commentary
socaed chay suragsts hear much about find that every
reformation reform BILL while charging mems rights narrowed those
Maryland suffrage news., 1915-06-26

I0I

of Instead of sustaining because her weaker physical
has advantage that usurp her
rights ulng his by pretending for her protection
through enabling her shr responsibilities Because of their greater
physical direct representation
Lacking the support of the people, long be enforced
which proves that government rests moral rather than physical
force Women while physically weak mighty in SOUL
Voting the being and neither essentially manly
woman Suffrage simply the inherent right express ones
political opinions.
The idea that born certain position his
of
less unnatural peposterou that the accident of
bar political rights? The love freedom
heart cf less than This country has attained its
their political rights Women qualification the
specified they have property and edcaton take passports
naturalization papers, ships lands and
responsible of making
voice which does protect its people has right
to expect allegiance
Maryland suffrage news., 1915-06-26

! y it in every State in this Union and in ev
world? The vote is the most efficient
means of registering public opinion SO that
opinion shall be binding on the government.
Our opponents tell you that if you give
women votes it will simply double the vote
and not change the result. OF course it will
double the vote, but it will change the result.
It will bring a new element. Women are the
mothers of the race. We are not just like
men. Our work in the world is not just like
mems. The final aims of men and women
are IDENTICAL but Our immediate business, our
immediate interests, are different How do
most men spend their time? Working to
make money to support their families. How
do most women spend their time? Making
that money go just as far as possible toward
the creation of healthy, efficient and attract
i've homes in which the children may be
brought up, and in which both men and
women may realize some Of their common
human ideals and ambitions.
The most fundamental reason why
women are working for the vote today is
because government now touches our work
both as home-makers and as workers in the
outside world as it never did in the history
of the world before. In the old days, when
each family was a relatively isolated unit,
government did not touch womens work as
it does today. In those days the individual
family owned its own COW and spinning
wheel. There were no factories, no mills, no
bakeshops, no steam laundries no department
stores, no hospitals, no public Fairgrounds, few
public schools and few public anlusements
Mention
Maryland suffrage news., 1915-06-26

the ages, they must be voters
We are told that if laws are to be passed
affecting wonen's work, men will attend to
them. How should men like to have the same
reason applied to their work? How should
they like to be told that when laws were to
be passed affecting their business women
would attend to them? We should have
every reason to be just and fair because the
income from mems business supports our
homes. Nevertheless, men would say with
justice that if laws were to be passed con-
cernlng their business they would prefer to
attend to them That is just what we say.
Men with the best intentions in the world
cannot understand women's work as women
can because we are doing it, and if laws are
to be passed affecting our work we want to
be consulted
Men have their part to play in the world.
Women have theirs. And, just as in the
home, you want both the mans and the
Womans point OF view, so in the government
you want both the mans and the wotnan's
point OF view represented. Don't hesitate
because women will have to use the vote if
their point of view is to be represented in the
government The vote is very quiet and
efficient means of registering ones opinion,
that is all We are advised by our opponents
to use publicity methods and to educate pub
lie opinion. have tried using public meth
DDS myself, and I can assure you that it is
not nearly SO polite or SO agreeable or so pri-
vate as voting
Maryland suffrage news., 1915-06-26
WHY UOMEN SHOULD DOTE
By KATHARINE HoUGHToN HEPBURN.

NYOW what the and why working
every in this Union and every country
Maryland suffrage news., 1915-06-26

fact life organized the social basis that it today
if the work which done through
la tle.a L ntor
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-01-14
For Men and Women
Public Sale

The undersigned will sell at
public sale at his farm ] mile
north of Cradle, d miles north
west of Honey Greek, 2 miles
southwest of Loveland, z miles
south of Mo. Valley, Monday
January Is, 1915. sale begins
at one O'clock, free lunch at
noon.
3 Head of Horses, all good
work horses.
Twentyfour Hogs-Ten head
good brood sows, bred; fourteen
fall shoats.
Three Head of Cattle
mich COW, / heifer yearling
past, / last summer calf.
Grain and Other Articles
Four or five hundred bushels
corn in crib, some household
goods, about seven dozen chick
ems.
Terms--All sums under $40,
cash. All sums of $40 or over
one years time will he given,
purchaser giving bankable note
bearing 8 per cent interest.
]. P. Evans, Prop.
HI. McMurray, Auct.
J. r Barrett. Clerk.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-01-14
Public Sale

The undersigned will sell the
following property at his farm
6 miles southeast of Mo. Valley,
q miles west and mile north
Of Beebeetown, 10 miles south
of Logan, Tuesday. Jan. 10,
1915, sale starts at 1890, free
lunch at noon.
IL Head of Horses
young mares. One span mares,
bay and sorrel, VT. 200 age 6
and z; ! brown mare, age 5, VT.
1900; l span gray mares, age 5,
VT. 1900; 1 chestnut sorrel, age
3, VT. 1856; bay mare age 2,
VT. $50; l bay mare, age 10, VT.
1900; l iron gray gelding, VT.
1850; l sorrel gelding, age 5,
vt. l175; l brown gelding, age
2, VT. 1900.
so Head Of Cattle-Five
mich cows, 4 giving good flow
milk now, fresh soon, 4 l.
ear.old haifefs, 8 heifer
calves, l 2 year-old heifer, 30
head feeding steers ready to go
on full feed.
IS Duroc Jersey Hogs-25
bred sows, consisting Of 10
yearling sows, Is gifts, 70 good
thrifty shoats.
| Farm Implements-One pitt
less scales nearly new, 3 A hog
sheds, l 2O-barrel tank, 2 feed
troughe. l cream separator, l
manure spreader used one sea-
son, mower, hay rake, l
self binder, / gang pillow. l
sulky pillow, l harl ow, L Balm
wagon, / Moline wagon, car
riage, l top buggy, l grain
drill, / end gate seeder, l corn
planter. / disc harrow, l Sc
buggy harness, 3 sets heavy
work harness, l hand corn
sheller, | hay rack, l pair bob
sleds, l heavy saddle, ten dozen
chickens, one hog oiler.
Grain and Hay 1880 bus shells
corn, 400 bushels shelled, $50
bushels Kherson oats, 10 tons
good alfalfa hay, second cut
ting, 2 tons oat hay, and some
upland prairie hay. One hum
dred acre stalk fed with run
ming water
1erms-All sums of $40 an l
under cash. Over $40 a credit
i of IL months will be given,
: purchaser to note with APPROX
: ed security, bearing 8 per cent
) interest from date.
: E ]. Walsh, Prop.
Il Tupper & Son. Auct.
W. ]. Burke, Clerk.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-01-14

them stimulate local trade.
The gymnasium would partial
y do away with loafing and
the auditorium would stimulate
tho activities of student life.
Mr.. Warren's address was
clear and we'll put and he spoke
a. . local citizen, not as an in
structor.
Annette Fanger then gave
two very good readings in her
own pleasing way. She is
quite . favorite with Mo. Val.
ley audiences and always re-
ceives q hearty welcome.
The evening closed with q
brief address by j. S. McGsv.
rem in which he made q motion
for adjournment.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-01-14
Squiblets

Tho great difficulty the men
encounter in sending acknow-
Judgments for Christmas pres
ents is to remember what the
gifts were anyway.
No wonder our manufacture
ers get their goods seized. when
they ship ammunition and fail
to mark It flour.
Doing new dances seems to
be largely sitting down and try
ing to get your partner to ex-
plain how she does them.
Some of the new governors
make an impressive appearance
reading the inaugurals that
their secretaries have written
for them.
Many men. after scolding
their wives about their unbusiss
ness like ways 20 down to the
Office and date their letters
"1914"
Although q perfect wave of
crime is reported from all over
the country, the police are
mostly able to keep out of
harms way.
BY this time it will be safe
to work off your Christmas
neckties on your boy, and your
Christmas cigars on your milk
man.
President Wilson's demand
to the Britishers concerning
shipping is called a mote" 1t
seems to promise to pay them
back.
The man who formerly used
to complain because rubber
overshoes won't wear is now
preserving them by riding ir
an automobile.
In an exchange published in
q moderate sized city, nine
churches are using display ad
vertising for their Sunday ser
vices. Apparently also they
do not pay for it by sending
the editor an invitation to come
to their fair and patronize the
booths.
After q baseball player signs
q contract, then the msgnate'
begin to worry about how much
extra they have got to pay hin
to keep It.
Suspicious shipments of con
traband American goods seen
to be held up on the ocean long
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-01-14
Life Insurance Refused

Ever notice how closely life
insurance examiners look for
symptoms Of kidney diseases?
They do 30 because weakened
kidneys lead to many forms of
dreadful e.shortening stfl:c-
tions. If you have any symp-
toms like pain in the back, fire.
quent, scanty or painful action,
tired feeling, aches and pains,
get Foley Kidney Pills today.
For sale by all druggists.
i22 :
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-01-14
= ! projection To-.
iii1l1s II M r II sbe;rfi0v ~ fra

49, y ! projection To-
q y y thu lSst section 81 the
Az, going up, sort Of pro-
~ affair entirely sur
1111n ~ by the face and jutting.
|61t Into other peoples business.
III be u the greatest private
~ eective that ever happened,
~ my Of the liquor interest
~ 9boom to the prohibition
patt Noses are Of various
shap sizes, color and temper
1I1onk Some Of them are or
natnents, others e. disgrace.
lhe lhsn who originated the
phras0 ITO follow ones nose, "
did not know how fast some Of
thGm can run. Vail Observer.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-01-14

Relative to . public pay ste
ton at the Northwestern de-
pot, the matter hos been gore
over thoroughly by the Iowa
Telephone Co., and found inn
practical on account of three
pay stations already installed
within q block and q half Of the
depot. It is to be hoped that a
means may be found in the
near future whereby the public
may receive better accommoda-
tons in regard to time of trains
than is at present in vogue.
For Men and Women
Rackache? Feel tired? Not
so spry as you used to be? Get
ting old? Many persons mis-
take kidney trouble for advarc-
ing age. Kidneys out of order
make you feel old before your
time. Foley Pills tone up and
invigorate the kidneys, Danish
backache, rid your blood of
acids and poisons. Sold by all
druggists. j28
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-01-14


the junk and paper trade that
President Wilson's message is
so short and will make such a
lean public document.
1t looks as if it might now be
some months before another
mine strike comes along to
make conditions in Colorado
normal again.
At last there is said to be a
sufficient supply of farm help,
but it is not a favorable time to
sleep out of doors.
The automobile tire business
in 1914 is called the best ever.
In tires of depression people
will always continue to use the
bssic necessities of life.
Mr.. Taft urges lawyers to &C.
cept political office, but he fail
ed to cite any instances Of
lawyers who had refused same.
About this time of year the
small boy becomes profoundly
interested in the study of Eek
lei as conducted by the Sunday
schools.
An editorial writer who can't
show that the elections are q
profound rebuke to some one
else, need never expect to rise
much above SIP per.
The women have evidently
convinced Montana and Nevada
that suffrage would not imperil
the quality Of apple pie.
! Even Hoboken N. j, looks
good to a traveller returning
from Europe nowadays.
{ Considering the high cost Of
gasolene, rubber tires and
teachers of modern dancing,
there are widespread complaints
of a hard winter coming.
Although bribery is elimin.
|ated by the Australian ballot,
many citizens were duly COM
pensated for taking their valu.
able time to go and vote.
1t was formerly customary
to give many presents New
Years day, but after Christmas
nowadays one would feel like
Isending out letters of thanks to
his friends for not sending any
thing more January l.
Deep sympathy is felt for the
starving women who seek
through the want ads in vain
for a job, and can't find achance
to do anything but Homework.
1t is now up to you to write
a letter of thanks for that fan.
cy collar box that takes up all
the room in your bureau draw.
er, where formerly you were
also able to put neckties, hand.
kerchiefs, and shirts.
When one of the warning pow.
ers issues a bulletin claiming 8
great victory, it seems particu.
larry likely that they were well
licked.
Frank E'gan, Dist. CONNER
cial Manager of the Iowa Tele
phone Co., was in town toda!
, on business.
Nick Hennessey is in Oman,
today.
How to Cure a
Lagrippe Cougl
Lagrippe coughs demand in
Istant treatment They show
serious condition Of the svste n
and are weakening. Postmas
ter Collins, Carnegat, N j
|says: / took Foley's Hone,
i land Tar Compound for a vic
lent lagrippe cough that con
pletely exhausted me, and les
than half a bottle stopped tn
cough." Try it. For sale b
lall druggists. j2s
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-26
LET A CHILD "BE ITSELF"
Parents Should Not by Any Means
Make Everyone Conform to
Same Pattern.

Mothers and fathers must realize
that every human being is a distinct
individual, with his own peculiar gifts.
traits and qualities; with something
distinctly his own which should make
him in some degree different from
everybody else. To great extent the
effect of school and home training has
been to destroy this best essence Of
the child; to make children more or
less alike, Miriam Finn Scott writes in
the Delineator. Such a course fails to
make the most of our children; q child
so trained is factory product-one OF
thousands who have been turned out
on a standardized pattern. A child
whose personality has been allowed
well rounded development is an in
finitely bigger and more useful en-
bryonic adult than would the same
child be had he been turned out on
the factory plan. He has something
fresh (perhaps not big) to give to life,
and life has more to give him.
OF course when ] speak of your
child's personality / do not refer to
manifestations of character which may
be merely overgrown faults-such as
egotism, smartness or Q domineering
spirit We must be careful not to mis-
take overdeveloped faults for the
child's great strengths.