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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

Calomel makes you sick; you lose a
days work. Calomel is quicksilver
and it salivates; calomel Injuries your
liver.
If you are bilious, feel lazy, sluggish
and all knocked out. if your bowels
are constipated and your head aches
or stomach is sour, just take spoon
full of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone
instead of using sickening. salivating
calomel. Dodson's Liver Tone is real
liver medicine. You'll know it next
morning because you will wake up
feeling fine, your liver will be work
ing, your headache and dizziness gone,
your stomach will be sweet and your
bowels regular You will feel like
working You'll be cheerful; full of
vigor and ambition.
Your druggist or dealer sells you a
50cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
ONE OF PRIME ESSENTIALS
People Must Be Educated to Under-
stand What Cooperation Means In
Certain Line of Business.

Education is one of the prime essen
tails of successful cooperation, accord
ing to ]. G. Winkjer, dairy and food
commissioner of Minnesota, in a talk
on Cooperation" People must be
educated to understand what co-opera-
ton means in a certain line of bust
ness, must be educated to understand
the significance of the phrase major
ity rule" Managers of cooperative
enterprises must have the proper train
ing and education. Cooperation has
helped the farmers OF Minnesota to
find a better market for their butter
than would have been possible other
wise, and has furthermore kept up the
quality of dairy products. @
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
|EHEn KIDNEYS ACT BAD
TAKE GLASS OF SALTS
IT, tsss Meat II Kidneys Hurt or You
Me- baekaehe or Bladder Misery
Meat Forms Uric Acid.

y man or woman who eats meat
nUhriy can make a mistake by flush
Il ne Kidneys occasionally, says a
shown authority. Meat forms
~ led which clogs the kidney pores
= lAey sluggishly filter or strain only
- d the waste and poisons from
- Nod, then you get sick. Nearly
numatism, headaches, liver trou-
) nervousness, constipation, dizzi-
- sleeplessness, bladder disorders
> nom sluggish kidneys.
~ moment you feel a dull ache in
udneys or your back hurts, or II
= uine IL cloudy, offensive, full Of
Hent irregular Of passage or at
q by q sensation of scalding, get
- four ounces of Jad Salts from
rehable pharmacy and take a
poonful In q glass of water be-
n preakfast for few days and your
~ VIII then act fine. This IA
ats ID made from the acid of
= and lemon Juice, combined with
~ ana has been used for genera
70 nush clogged kidneys and
nte then to activity, also to neu-
= me acids in urine so it no
~ causes irritation, thus ending
e!sf disorders.
salts is inexpensive and cannot
makes a delightful efferves-
nnlawater drink which all reg
neat eaters should take now and
Keep the kidneys clean and
eood pure. thereby avoiding Sc
ndnsy complications.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
CAL0MfL S|CKENS! It SAL|VATES!
DON'T STAY BILIOUS, C0NST|PATED
Guarantee "Dodons Liver Tone" Will Give You the Best Liver
and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Don Lose Days Work!

under my personal guarantee that 1t
will clean your sluggish liver better
than nasty calomel; it won't make you
sick and you can eat anything you
want without being salivated. Your
druggist guarantees that each spoonful
will start your liver, clean your bowels
and straighten you up by morning or
you can have your money back. Chill
dren gladly take Dodsons Liver Tone
because it is pleasant tasting and
doesn't grippe or cramp or make them
sick.
am selling millions of bottles OF
Dodson's Liver Tone to people who
have found that this pleasant, vege-
table. liver medicine takes the place
of dangerous calomel Buy one bottle
on my sound, reliable guarantee. Ask
your druggist or storekeeper about me.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
No Reason WHY,

Benjamin String, Jr, governor OF
New York's federal reserve bank, said
at a recent luncheon:
Those who object to the new sys-
tenn of federal banks must be of an
incidious disposition. They must mis-
understand purposely the logic of the
system. Like the girl you know.
"One girl said to another:
"I always feel safe when there is
a man in the house.
THE second girl with a nasty
laugh, replied:
81 don't see-ha, ha, hall don't
see any reason why you shouldn't a"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
Sentiment joIted.

Just as the happy husband Of few
months was about to leave home for
the daily Office grind his wife placed a
hand upon his arm.
Harry, dear" she softly said,
haven't you lock of my hair some
where in your pocket?'
Il have, indeed, sweetheart" was
the prompt response of hubby. as he
affectionately embraced the sharer of
his sorrows and joys. 81 have it right
here in the pocket close to my heart!"
That's fine, Harry" delightedly re.
turned little wiley. Wont you please
take it and see If you can match me
some pufrs when you go DOWNTOWN
Philadelphia Telegraph.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
FEDED SOME MORE TRAINING
s.ibly Pup That Was Moses Pride
would Prove Prize Winner, but
Just at Present

That's a nice dog of yours, Moses.
MT breed is he"
1mt he? He's an Airedale-got a
uiIree as long as my arm, and I'm
~ he'll carry all before him when
\ sets properly filled out"
1tisnt often dogs carry things be-
| - them. is it,"
A0h, ! don't mean that. l mean he'll
= vherever shown. But he's good
= 10 carry things as well. See, I'll
~ him off the lead, and give him
1 cap to carry"
suiting the action to the word, Moses
/ me the dog his liberty and stuffed
n CAP in his mouth.
M Eve seconds the dog carried the
q n model manner, then he sud
| lsab bounded away, tossed the cap
| Ant upon the muddy roadway, and
|hkAed up, just as Moses got to the
| eot BY tearing it nearly in half.
he carried all before him that
|6ne,s said Asker.
But rs Moses held up his mud-lorn
M he uttered things we daren't
nDrd
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
Oklahoma Man Tells About
Kidney Remedy

Several years ago I was taken with
severe pains in my back, due to diseased
kidneys and was forced to give up my
daily labors. | heard of your great kid
ney remedy and resolved to try it. l did
so with wonderful results.
Since taking DIR. Kilmer's Swamp
Root l have had no trouble from my
kidneys. | am giving this testimonial
of my own free will to let others know
the wonderful merits of Swamp-Root.
If you should care to, you are at hber-
ty to publish this testimonial whenever
you choose.
Very truly yours,
j. A. PARRISH,
Saltwater, Okla.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 9Th day of March, 1872
II. s. HAUSSDER,
Justice of the Peace.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
Frank Statements.

Are you one of those reformers
who is willing to stand by the decision
of the majority" militant prohibit
ZIONIST was asked.
Certainly not" answered the mill
tant one, with grim dignity. IF /
didn't think I knew better than the
majority what is good for them /
would not be in the reforming bust
ness"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
SOFT WHITE HANDS
ess Conditions ~ You Use
ssueura. Trial Free.

>Sssi p to cleanse and purify, the
~ !. . soothe and heal. Nothing
Enel more effective at any price
- ~ rant supercreamy emol-
- ; one-nisht treatment will test
- me severest forms of red,
saspped and sore hands.
4 seeh nee by mail with Book.
~. s.sscard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
sold everywhere.-Ady
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
Letter to
DR.. kilmer q Co.
BinGhanton. N. Y.

Prove What Swamp Root Will Do For You
Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y, for a sample size
bottle. 1t will convince anyone. You
will also receive a booklet of valuable in
formation, telling about the kidneys and
bladder. When writing, be sure and men.
ton this paper. Regular fifty-cent and
one-dollar size bottles for sale at all drug
stores. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
Plant Best Fruit Trees

If planting fruit trees for home use
let there be no varieties Of inferior
quality selected. There is nothing too
good for home consumption. It is a
pleasure to hunt out these good things
and to take an interest in getting
them started in the home garden and
orchard. There are no regrets il we
plant the best.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
He Was She,

In a college for women, where the
faculty consisted chiefly of the gentler
sex, a meeting of the academy coun-
Gil was in progress. Here and there a
lone man sat surrounded by learned
ladies. An amendment had just been
proposed.
Where is the person who offers this
amendment" inquired the president.
who is she?"
Whereupon Mr. Skeets, the popular
young professor of favorite subject.
rose and replied, deprecatingly, Il am
She"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
Simple Truth.

Irate Editor Ito reporter)-What do
you mean by writing Among the pref
test girls at the dance was Captain
Fitzball?" The captain is a man.
presume.
Reporter-Yes, but he was among
the prettiest girls there the whole
time,
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
Her Destiny,

Professor" said Miss Skylight, Il
want you to suggest course in life
for me. l have thought of journal
ism"
What are your inclinations?"
"Oh, my soul yearns and throbs and
pulsates with an ambition to give the
world a life work that shall be mar
velous in it's scope and weirdly en-
trancing in the vastness of its struc-
tural beauty"
Woman, you're born to he mil
liner"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
Sew Il Seems.

when does a man become a seam
stress?"
when he hens and haws."
NO"
when he threads his way?"
mo"
When he rips and tears?"
mo"
Give 1t up"
Never, If he can help it."-Chris-
tian Register.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
THIS WOMAN'S
SICKNESS
Quickly Yielded To Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Bridgeton, NIL want to thank you
|. thonsand times for the wonderful

good Lydia +. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound has done
for me. / suffered
very much from q
female trouble. I
had bearing down
pains, was irregular
land at times could
hardly walk across
1.-THE room. ] was
unable to do my
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
Break Mulea Nov,

II you have mules on the farm that
are coming two years old. break them
now-that Is. work for half day at a
time-it won't hurt them; but on the
other hand will do them good. and
win make them gentle.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
important to Mothers
Great Problem.

What was your Office boy looking
so thoughtful about this morning
when l came in?"
He was trying to make up his mind
whether he would fill my inkstand
or not"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
HEAVY MINDED Horses

Undoubtedly many good horses are
made heavy winded by improper feed.
ing and their usefulness thus impaired.
1t is well known that heaves are
brought on by overlooking on dusty or
moldy hay.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
COLDS & LaGRIPPE

5 or doses 666 will break any case
Of Chills & Fever, Colds & LaGrippe;
it acts on the liver better than Gallo
mel and does not grippe or sicken.
Price 25c-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
The Requirement.

There are many methods of pun
ishing naughty children"
Yes; but spanking takes the palm
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

The more indignant women can be-
come over scandal the more they
enjoy it.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
In the Trenches.

mo blankets, captain"
We'll, boys, we'll just have to cover
ourselves with glory"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
So to Say.

at must be awfully cold outdoors
cause Arthur says it is"
Arthur"
"Arthurmometer"- of I. Siren
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

One kind of fool man is the chap
who advises his fiancee to take boxing
lessons.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
The Principal One.

Are you familiar with the motive:
of Blink's new play?"
Yes; he needed money"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

Most particular women use Red Cros
Ball Blue. American made. Sure to please
At all good grocers. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
Misfit.

Knick-Doesn't Jones fit in any
where?
Bock-No; that man would be
a square peg in a doughnut.-Judge.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
linseed Meal for Eve

If a eve is constipated, put her in
the hospital pen, and give her more
linseed meal
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

A self-made man is as proud of the
outcome as he is of his income tax.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
Quarters for the Ram

Don't keep the ram with the ewes.
Give him light, clean, dry quarters by
himself.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

Let's remember the kind acts of 9th
ers, but forget our own!
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
Still a Nomad.

why did your wife leave you?"
Force of habit, guess. She was a
cook before | married her."
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

If the gas company can't make both
ends meet, it must be the fault Of the
meter
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

PEOPLE have no higher ambi.
~ % be known by the com.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
Don't waah Enoa

Don't wash eggs that are to be used
Tor Matching. It decrease: their
Matching power.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

Few men are envied because of
their wisdom; many because Of their
wealth.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

Only a foolish man will kick him.
self when he is down.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

sn have brains but never
'asn to use them.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

% uncertain as tie minds
b class Of politicians.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
MARRIAGE a La Mode

when will their marriage be solem
nized?"
CAS- soon. as it is financed"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

Always use Red Cross Ball Blue. Delights
the laundress. At all good grocers. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

g - - OF neutrality according to
m. lse is to cuss both sides.-
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

II woman had her way man wouldn't
have his.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13
Treat Cows kindly,

Too much cannot be said about the
way in which cows are treated in the
stable. Kindness must prevail.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-02-13

meter.
The Hattiesburg news., 1915-03-02
ON BEING I'm THE BLUES"

was always working late at the Of
fice. l seemed to see less and less Of
him. This added another reason to
my depression. ! imagined myself n
thoroughly ill-used wife.
lone day / poured the whole tale
into the ears OF great friend Of mine,
very sensible, well-balaneed, normal
sort of woman. was certain that she
would sympathize with me, for she
was one of-the kindest persons l have
ever known.
But she did nothing of the sort. My
dear GIRL said she, I'm SO glad that
you have mentioned this, for I've been
longing for long time to give you a
:. BOD shaking, You are acting just
e right way to entirely lose Toms
affection, and is one of the best re
lows on earth, too.
But why does he work late at the
office and neglect me SOP | asked
ouerulously.
For the very good reason that he
prefers working late in the office tc
staying at home and listening to youl
| gloomy talk was the instant answer
OF course, he doesn't need to worl
late down there-but he prefers 1t
You see, you are not making the home
a very happy one for hin-and, m,
dear, Just look in the mirrer for
moment! Don't You see the change II
your appearanee9 Look at all thos'
lines and wrinkles, That's what be
ing IN the e,ues' brings. Yeur look
and your health are suffering. Now
do cheer up and everything will be sl
right again. You'll see that Tom VII
begin to hurry home early, as he use
to d.
so ] followed her very sensible az
vice, and our home Is now the happies
one in this city.
The Hattiesburg news., 1915-03-02
A PRETTY LACE FROCK
.Yp a Smart Woman

tt at we go everywhere and do every.
thing.
Young people will be young peo-
ple." she is always declaring, which
while not altogether an original re
mark, is music to our ears, as it means
that she has arranged something real
iy delightful for our entertainment.
she presented Elinor with lovely
parasoi. a dream OF thing in hand
painted chiffon and lace. Unfortunate
iy it met with an untimely end-to bt
accurate, watery grave-as Elmo
dropped 1t overheard one day wher
we were out sailing and she was try
ing emphasize some remark with
wave Of the aforementioned parasol
A sudden lurch of the boat jerked !
from her hand, and it sank to the bot
tom Of the deep blue sea-
However. she Is now meditating oil
replacing It, and in the interest o
that is recovering from the loss.
The Hattiesburg news., 1915-03-02
YOUNG MEN OF AMERICA.

Franklin K Lane Of the Depart
ment of the Interior has used the wa
men of America their oppoytanitie.
and their duties.
He recently delivered an address ue
fore a body of young Americans III
which he pointed out several thing.
which should be OF interest 10 elder
as well as to the young men
Boys in the United States Lave a
greater burden on them To-Day" h,
said, than the boys ever had Lei0gt
because boys on the other side o. tht
ocean are being killed OF IN nanD
unequaled'
Secretary Lane urged all young meI
to remember that when they are dom,
good work they establish in the nina
of others the ability OF nation {
carry on a government through u,
people comprising it.
The greatest batt,e going on in th,
world today is between two types o.
thought" he said, between democ
racy and autocracy. II is for us tC
| prove that we can make government
that is competent and efficient. W,
are hampered by the rule of preeclen
in public service. What he last mar
J! on a job hasn't done we have not IN,
initiative. to do, That spirit NUT b,
destroyed If we are going to eompat,
with other nations"
Secretary Lane is right. We mns
be thorough. We must finish ali nm
,dertakings We must be fndependen,
We should not be bound by tn,
shackles of past precedent. Becaus,
those who went before us pursued
! mistaken policy -fg no reason wty W,
should be bound to do the same
Our young men m@,t, be enerset;,
and ambitious. They must be inas
pendent in thought and action. the,
} must act upon their own initiative an,
not believe that they must follow m
beaten path Of the paste Commerce.
Appeal. ss.
The Hattiesburg news., 1915-03-02
H O u, |
G. O I Thin
Used a Ladder.

used ladder suspended hori-
zontally from the ceiling of a room
which was not in use. The ladder
was nine inches higher than my hands
when my arms we're stretched above
my head. ] would grasp the sides Of
the ladder with my hands and travel
back and forth on the ladder, swinging
the body from side to side as went.
l did this untiAI was exhausted, which
was very soon. The next day | did
not become exhausted SO soon. This
morning exercise, combined with. a
brisk two and a half mile walk each
morning and evening, reduced my
weight from 150 to 1872 pounds in two
months. l keep up the brisk walks
and when | get heavier than 1872
pounds ! 60 lack to the ladder exer-
else. M. ID.
The Hattiesburg news., 1915-03-02

once too eften. Fer my part ! think
it very had manners. You are very
rude, Mistress Salt"
Don't you dare speak about my an.
cestor." snapped Salt, why, the Pod
family are as green as grass"
"How dare You call me the Pod fam.
iiy," screeched the Black Pepper, who
up to this time had said very little.
II am of the Berry family, and II
you werebnot so ignorant you would
know without being told"
IF you are throwing any reflections
on the Pod family flashed the Mus
tard, II viii say right here that our
family is as highly esteemed as the
Berry or any other family, and fol
the benefit of those who have not
! studied, will say that our family is
very large one and is known in al
parts OF the world"
when you talk about old families,
said the Black Pepper, perhaps somt
OF you may not know it. but our fam
lily is very old. Why, in the Middle
Ages few pounds Of pepper wal
reckoned princely present, so yol
see we are not only very o,d family
but a royal family as we'll"
well, all that may be true of you
but your cousin, Red Pepper, does no
seem to be quite so fiery as he was.
remarked the Vinegar.
You need not remark about me,
snapped the Red Pepper, my name
Pepper, and though am anothe
branch of the family in these days
we all warm up to the same subjec
You cannot talk of family: you ar
Just Mistress Vinegar, and the yer
mention Of your name makes one
mouth pucker. and as for Mr.. Nut
tard he is a hot-headed old fellow"
Up jumped the Mustard and tn
Vinegar, and IN their excitement the
went over the top of their bottles
Salt was just turning to see what ba
happened when Vinegar FELL n he
dish ard she turned no more,
Red and Black Pepper hoti shoe
with anger, and In, a second the caste
The Hattiesburg news., 1915-03-02
Bu FLORENCE E. YODER

the welcome parting? She had an e1-
cuse, though very thin one, for be-
ing "in the blues"-so blue she was
from morning to night.
But the tale Of Mrs. Gummidge has
its pointers, too. For when a real sor-
row came to the family. she threw OF
her pessimism and became the bright
est and most useful member therein ,
in fact, a veritable sunbeam.
And this serves to show that much
of the pessimism and the ''blueness'
that one meets can be entirely over.
come. For a determination to look
only on the bright side OF life will
work wonders.
Only the other day ! INST young
married woman who was literally
beaming with the Joy of life. "You
do look happy" said, what piece oi
good fortune have you just fallen heii
to-"
She laughed happily. I've been re
forming" said she, and that's all
You know, used to be a sort OF chron
ic wet-blanket 1t wasn't entirely my
own fault, for last fall had rather q
bad Illness, and ! suppose that left me
i rather weak and nervous. Anyhow,
was a melancholy person, who ouldn
see any Joy in life at all.
1T was drehdfully hard on Tom
You know how bright and lively he is
! Well, ] wouldn't go anywhere will
him, because imagined thai m!
1 nerves wouldn't stand IT, prefsrret
to NOPE at home '''-. 'eee- -s
TON was Y perfect angel. He,
stay home with me, and do everything
to cheer me MP. But 1t was no use a
ALL was always in the blues and
would make no effort at all TO NEE
him half way and brighten mp a BIT
After a time, ] noticed that Tor