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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15

If you are able to appear indifferent
the man who wants to sell you his
dog finally will give him to you.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15

The girl who doesn't use slang ma,
be more attractive than the one whC
does, but she is less numerous.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15

One of the compensations of life is
that a man can't study himself through
microscope.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15

Labor is the foundation of many a
big fortune-but not necessarily of the
laborer's.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15
Reprets.

For all we know. the gaudy butter
fly may have moments in which it re-
grets the fine times it had as a cater
pillar-Puck.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15

1t may be true that marriage is
failure. But so, for that matter, Is
remaining unmarried.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15

Most of the old axioms are as mis-
leading as the one to the effect that
women suffer in silence.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15

a man plays golf because he likes
to sport. A woman plays golf because
it. is a proper thing to do.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15

woman often looks as well as the
display in shop window But a man
never does.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15

Other people may have good taste.
but, of course, yours is little better,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15

The practice of combing the long
hair over the bald spot never fooled
anybody.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15
Paw Still on the Job

paw?
Paw-It's a worm that would rather
digest book by eating it than by read
ing II
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15
GRADUATING by Post.

Dad. what's postgraduate"
"A fellow who emerGes from a cor
respondence school, | imagine
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15

Motto for lawyer: Il will" Mot
to for fruit preserver: 81 can"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15

1t is easy to get around anyone you
can manage to see through.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15
Good Reason.

Good Reason.
First Motorist-This is terrlpie
heat.
Second Motorist-But you must re-
member we have been scorching.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15

Everything is becom ing to the noble
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15

The Advantage.
1--WE want the bald facts in the
case"
Then we can't split hairs over it,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15
His Error.

His Error.
Hes a self-made man."
Il know. He surely made mis-
take in not consulting an expert"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1915-10-15

A Religion With Him.
What is your fathers religion?"
Golf, l guess. It's the only thing
he does on Sundays"
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
BEEKEEPERS
INCORPORATE

Some of the bee men of Canyon
county and OF Malheur county Ore
gon have formed an organization and
Incorporated under the laws OF Ida
ho. The Parma Review says:
The newly incorporated body VIII
be officially known as the Idaho-Ore-
gon Honey Producers Association.
Headquarters will be at Parma as
more centrally located than other
towns within the district aspiring TO
this honor. The new association Will
5e in the field for spring business,
and II the past two years may be tax
en- in calculation, there win be not
less than two carloads of bee6eep-
ers material sent out from the Parm.
headquarters at the opening OF the
spring season.
In many ways this Will be of great
est benefit to beekeepers at Parma.
1t will lessen to them the cost of sup
plies and give local credit for quality
of honey and quantities correctly
marked when placing goods on the
market. At the Ontario meeting OF
the beekeepers held Dec. 20 election
Of officers resulted in the selection
of the following persons: C.E-Dibble,
Payette, president; Mr.. Stark, Middle
ton, vice-president; P.S. Farrel, New
secretary and treasurer;
directors, Ben Paine, Parma; c. Mel
son, Vale; VIM. McKibben, Arcadia;
Pennington, Arcadia, and A.
s. McClanahan, Payette.
A field meet will be held by the
this coming July and il
Is hoped by Parma producers TO
have this the gala day of the mem
bership, held at Parma or vicinity.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
HIGH SCHOOL
NOTES

Monday was the first day OF the
second semester. Everyone survived
after the exams and was able 10
be at school except Tom McClana-
han. one OF our most notorious sen
iors. The exact symptoms of his
case have not yet been Learned as
the report cards are not made up
But we don't fear, he'll be back
soon.
The schedule which is prepared fol
he present semester consists OF
eight periods, excluding the first
thirty-five minutes in the morning,
which is devoted to music, other as
sembly OF study. A five minute
rest" period has been mapped out
for the middle of both the morning
and after noon sessions for the bene-
fit of the Freshies, as 1T is a great
strain on their physical strength to
make their way thru the crowded
halls which will pack up m spite Of
all the rules laid down by the princi-
pal.
Mr.. Brainard has been reading
Sherlock Holmes in hopes Of find
ing a method by which to solve
the mystery of caring for the Fresh
men who flock so wildly to the
newly established Botany Glasses.
Psychology has also been added to
the list of subjects.
Shakespeare's ghost now prevails
over the Junior and Sophomore clas-
ses, the former has taken up the
study of Macbeth and the latter,
Julius Caesar.
You should have seen the game
Friday. You can't appreciate the
of your tax money unless
you see H. S. basket ball game.
But it isn't too late yet, Payette
will play warm game at Vale. Fri
lay. We beat Ontario SO to ga
good game. Payette walked all over I
hem the first haif and so raised I
he score that it was impossible for
BUR neishbors to regain their foot
ng altho' they held their ground
he last half. Much skill was ex-
hbited by our team and there is
'reat possibility of our winning the
of the league.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
JAIL PRISONER SAID
HE NEEDED EXERCISE.

All efforts to trace Harry Hills,
alias Earl Orchard, who escaped
from the Canyon county jai Tre
day have thus far been unavailing.
Hills was arrested at Nampa for he
theft of some hogs from Charles
Verheyn and was sentenced to serve
six months in jail
Taking advantage Of the sympa-
thstic nature of the new sheriff Hill
lis feigned nj health and asked to
be allowed to get out in the open
long enough to exercise. This per-
mission was granted about 4 o'clock
Tuesday and nothing has been seen
of him by officers OF the law since
that time.
1t is said that the prisoner took
with him pair of shoes and a rag
or belonging to a cell-mate, evident
ly with the intention of making a
transformation in his personal ap-
pearanee.-Nampa Leader Hers Id.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
CALL Of BY-PRO-
DUCTS MEETING

The Northwest By-Products Board
wishes to invite you and all Gamer
les, evaporators and other p ats IN
Oregon, Washington, Idaho aAd
Montana, manufacturing products
from fruits and berries to attend a
meeting to. be held in Portland, Sae-
urday, FE{uary 9Th. The purpose
of this n&oting is to discuss ways
and mean. of bringing about
closer cooperation of all these
plants with view to stablizins the
market, expanding the market and
especially providing that the con-
struction of additional plants shall
be harmonized with the business as
it now exists in such a way as to
prevent decentralization.
The railroads have granted a rate
of fare and one third, based On
the certificate plan and conditional
on an attendance of fifty. This Wila
make a cheaper rate than to use
your mileage. Simply take re-
ceipt, properly validated will be
good for return ticket at the one
third rate.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
.HALL0NELL CONCERT
COMPANY COMING
HaJIoSsiI Concert Company Of
Chicago VIII Give Concert Hare
neb, II, Under Auspices Of Pay.
etts eand-The Emma TheatrV-

The HalloweIl Concert Company
Of Chicago viii give q concert In
the Emma Theatre Thursday Feb.
II. This company Is made up of ten
artists who are the best obtainable
in their line, and the fact that they
are meeting with great approval in
the larger towns and cities Is evi-
dence of the high class of their en-
tertainment. The people OF Payette
and vicinity viii remember their
last visit here Of two seasons ago
and the large eudisucs which greet
ed them.
After the concert dance viii be
given by the entire company under
the management OF the band boys,
10 be held IN the woodward hall.
The prices for the concert will be
Adults SOC. children csc, no reserv-
I'd seats. The band is indeed fortun-
,te to secure such an entertainment
,or the people OF Payette and the
people in return will help to keepe
he band going, by liberal patron
ige Of the concert and dance.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28

Woodward Hall has been improv-
ed by the installation of several
new hat and coat racks, whi b are
large enough to accommodate one
hundred and twenty eight people.
Twenty-Five card tables and a num-
ber of palms have been added TO
the equipment. Other articles are
on their way to add to the general
scheme of improvement. A COM
plete banquet service of dishes,
silver, glassware etc. win Be proyh
ed to accommodate one hundred peo-
pie. The dancing classes continue to
hold regularly very successful ses-
sions, and every one reports good
times.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
PoRTIA CLUB NEWS.

The Club meeting, Monday alter'
noon was an inspiration TO each
member and guest present. The Art
and Travel Committee had charge
Of the program, and net only car
led out the program in yearbook
but rung in Nme very pleasant sur
prises. The first surprise was a
musical number by a guest, MISS
Mabel Murphy, of Boise, which de-
lighted and captivated her audience,
encored, she responded by another,
equally beautiful and each played
from memory. The Club is to be
congratulated, that committee
could provide such a treat, and the
music committee should make plans
for musical and secure Miss MUIR
ply for complete or part program.
Another guest, and visitor IN our
city, but not stranger, Mrs. Brink,
sang two solos, in her usual enter
tanning and pleasing way. She knows
what will happen and the response
is ready.
Mrs. Riebeling gave a reading on
Modern Vocal Music illustrating with
a trio, by Miss Landon, Mrs. Thur
ston, and Mrs. Riebeling, complst-
ing the musical Art.
Mrs. Jas. Lauer read a very In
structive paper on Art in our schools
Her line of thought showed why
Art is useful and of untold value to
our young, and also gave descrip-
tive inventory of each picture in
the grades, and High School. Her
talk was enlightening to every
mother present.
Mrs. Muller gave an illustrated
talk on Italian Painting taking the
club with her to the many art gall
leries of Italy, beginning with the
Renaissance, or new birth period of
art dating back to 1400-1660. She
pictured the Italian skies and that
now in the west we in Payette have
the same skies, but that the Italian
skies are sometimes bluer than ours.
She showed how art was interwoy-
enss sligien nature and architec-
ture. NOTfS Yer mention of this
talk viii n jhade, only that it was
entirely too interesting and educa-
tional to be given to just the club,
Nd that when the evenings are
not so entirely taken up as they
now are a public or social evening
will be given, and our young people
will be especially invited, as well
as older persons and a more COM
plete exposition of art with lantern
slides with less hurried stay in
the art galleries will be given.
Mrs. Chase gave brief talk on
Modern Art, or Painting. She used
the pictures In the club room to
Illustrate her talk every minute be-
ing interesting but closing to give
time to adopt the following resolu-
ton:
NEW YEAR RESOLUTION, for the
Wdmen of the Western States,
During the coming year I will do
all in my power to help in the up
building of the manufacturing In
..it.tions of the West:
First By purchasing products
made In my home state
Second BY purchasing goods,
when not manufactured in my home
state, from the nearest manufacture
or in the West.
Thirdly urging the consumption
of homegrown fruits and vegetan-
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
LYCEUM COURSE NUMBER.
Wednesday evening Feb. 8.

The International operate Co. who
appear on that date have as high
rank as any company on the Lyoe-
um or Chautauqua courses In the
United States. They sing the lest
music of the World Compoters,
Grand Opera, Comic Opera, or Con-
cert selections, according to the
wishes of the community.
Mrs. McKinnie the soprano, star
red in Madam Schuman-Heinke's
company known as THE Loves Lot
terry. The other members of the
troop Mr.. McKinnie, Baritone, Mr..
]. Allen Grub. tenor, and Miss Rose
Heidenrich, Contralto, have all
now their places by talent thorough
1y developed Miss Margaret Lay,
their accompainst is their own
choice which is all we could ask as
certifying her ability.
Enterprise" readers will recall
that DR.. Sisson in his lecture on
Education and Life, named for
accomplishments which constitute
character and enlarge life. And
the fourth of them was tie cal aySty
to enjoy good things. Then in
specifying the good things that
everyone should learn to enjoy he
named music; good music" The
Lyceum committee believe this thor
oughly, and in selecting talent for
this course refused to consider
any man or company who would
merely please for the evening and
leave no impression for good. All
four of the events were selected to
please and educate. This meant the
high priced people. With the ex-
ception of very few, these who
come next week are the highest
priced people the Ellison White
bureau have ON their list and they
will give Payette just as good mu-
sic as they gave Portland.
We wish this could be done at
a price SO low that every person
holds only so many people. the sea-
son tickets seats already resery ed
take about half of the house and
it Is necessary to put the price of
this one-event at rs cents single
admission. Season tickets for the
three numbers yet to come may
be had at s1.75 with seat reserva-
ton. The other two attractions e
DR.. Greene. lecturer and Konechny
a great violinist.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
AUXILIARY RECEPTION.

Every member and all Their lady
friends are invited to the "Y' on
Friday afternoon at 2:30. There VIII
be play given by the ladies en-
titled Fun on the Portland Ltd,
and Wen guarantee you'll see the
Fun.
1Oc refreshments will be served.
Come and spend pleasant after.
noon and also help lift the debt on
the furniture, that We owe.-Press
Correspondent,
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
PRESBYTERIAN cHuRca.

The sermon next Sunday morning
will be companion to that Of last
week, That subject was God de
Feating US for our own good. This
rs Seeking good instead of being
whipped to it,.
In the evening Elijah the Sher-
lock Holmes of Sim, win be the
theme.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
FRUIT PACKERS NOW AT WORK

Both the Fruit Association at this
place and the packing house at Elf
fe are busy this week preparing ship
ments for eastern points.
The Association is loading three
cars which are destined for Texas
points, while at Eiffe enc mffe cas-,
Denny f Co, are getting ship
ment ready which goes to Wichita,
Kansas. Ira Dalzell is in charve of
the Eifte packing house and hopes to
Keep things moving along now anil
the apples in storage at that plat e
are cleaned up.-Fruitland Banner.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
RESOLUTIONS BY
THE STATE GRANGE
Consolidation of state Departments
Advso oatsd-hsssaos Commended.
Consolidation Of Departments.

= CenSOllddtlo OF bsPa Shohs'
! "2esolved, That we favor legisls-
ton providing for the consolidation
Of the state horticultural, pure food,
.slelinary and any other police de-
partments in the state gos er9ne~t,
tdat can be consistently combined
under one head, in order to secure
economy and greater efficiency:
Provided, however, that such con-
solsdation of various police depart
menis of the state shall not include
tie proposed departments OF farm
markets, which we feel should be di-
vorceJ both from the agricultural In
stitutions Of the state and from any
police board or official
Commission Government for Countibt
.Pesolved, That we heartily In
dorse the principle Of non-partisan
commission form Of government for
counties.
Loanlno of State Funds.
Resolved, That we omme~d that
portion Ct Governor Ale1an 7er's n es-
sage wherein he advises ioaning Of
state funds to farmers resident upon
their lands, at per cent interest,
and in amounts not to exceed $4,000. /
Speculative Holding Of Land.
Resolved, That the State Grange
urge upon the legislature, through fts
legislative committee, the enactment
of laws intended 10 discourage the
holding Of unimproved lands By ab-
sentes owners.
Taxation Of Orchards.
Whereas, the present tax levied
Upon the horticulturists of our state
IS unfair and unjust, and believing
that II fruit trees are to be taxed
that alfalfa roots, bushes, and other
permanent crops should likewise be
taxed: Therefore, we recommend
hat ous legislative committee do
everything possible to urge upon the
members of the present legislature
he abolishment Of that portion OF
,ur revenue laws which classifies
'ruit trees as improven ents
The Liquor Trafyc.
Whereas, the Grange, both nation
i and state, has repeatedly express
ID itself in no uncertain terms in op-
POSITION to the liquor traffic; there
ore, be it
Resolved, That we urgently ask
or an adequate prohfbitory law and
he submission of a constitutional
We also heartily IN /,
orse that portion Of the governors
Message advocating prohibition by
esislative enactment
Taxes From Public Utilities.
Whereas, the present distribution
4 taxes derived from public utilities
s unjust and works a hardship on
be schools in sparsely settled dis
riots, therefore be it
Resolved, That We favor e isl tion
'hich will distribute the taxes de-
ived from these utilities in SUI
ray that every child in the state be +.
fforded equal opportunity in educa-
ion."
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28

A writ OF mandate has been ap-
piled for in the supreme court di-
rected against Secretary OF state,
George R. Barker to compel him to
forthwith sign and deliver commits
sions TO d. l.. Ingard, Of Payette and
Louis A. Blackman, of Lewiston, ap-
pointed by Governor Alexander as
members of the state board Of hor,
ticulture, or answer and show cause
why he has not done 20.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
OORATHY PLACE
CHANGES HANDS.

E. B. Dorathy has disposed OF
his place Just east of Fruiland, con
ststtag of 20 acres. While a trade
the transaction is considered a $500
deal. Mr.. Dorathy receives properly
valued at $4,000 located in Payefte
and $4,000 mortgage on a farm
near Baker City, Oregon, for his in
terest in the Fruitland property.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
ANNUAL MINSTREL SHOW.

!, The st. James Club will give
their second annual Minstrel Show
in the Emma Theatre on Thursday,
Feb. 4th. Last year the show was
a great success and afforded an
who attended It an excellent even
ing's entertainment, but this yeaT
1t bids fair to be bigger and better
than ever Do not forget the date,
Thursday Feb. 4tk. One night only.
Admission 50c One price only Those
buying tickets before hand can re-
serve seats at Rezac's Drug Store
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
FARMERS MaV-
ABLE ScH0oL
FruItlsnd, Idaho, Fsb. 3-2R,
PROGRAM.


Monday A. NJ. ard p. NJ.
E.P. Taylor-Generd OrohArd CarS
T. H. Parks,-Spraying.
H. T. Lewis.-The Strawberry and
the Vegetable Garden.
E. P. Taylor-The jonathan Pro
blem.
T. H. Park-The Obituary Of Or
chard Pests.
Evening.
Z. P. TayIor-Fruit, Here, There,
and Elsewhere. Q7ustrated).
Tuesday.
Fruit and Dairy Day.
T. H. Parks-Inter Crop Pests and
Their Control.
MI Higley-Our Problems.
T. W. Potter-Boys and Girls Clubs
of Idaho.
j. s. sttnson-Making $3.50 per
Acre Land Pay. :
C. e. Johnson-selecting the Pro
fitabIe Cow.
E. F. Rinehart-Feediug for Re-
suits
Evening.
T. ". Potter-The Club Work. N-
lustrated)
Wednesday.
Livestock and General Farming.
E. F. Rinehart-The Farm Hog.
L. c. Aicher-Cloyer Seed Produc-
ION.
DR.. SulliEen-Hog Cholera; Our
Experience.
L. c. Aicher-Co-operatton and
Market.
E. F. Rinehart-Feeding the Farm
Stock from the Silo.,
Evening.
DR.. E. o. Sisson-The Topic
lot announced.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
LlnRARY horKA

The following books we're added
to the Library during the paet week I:
Commander Mendoza (Valera) anc
The Lone Star (Lyls) given by
Sergeant Chas Hartuns.
Grimm's Household 6tSfes by
Mrs. Percy Brown.
English Orphans (Holnss) BY Mrs.
E. Hutchinson.
Kinoaid's Battery (Cabls) By verda
Walters.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
BAPTIST CHURCH.

Preaching ii A. NJ. & 1880 P. M.
Sunday School 10 A. NJ.
B. Y. P. U. Sunday $50 P. NJ.
Prayer and Praise Wed. 1880 P. N
P, h. Evans, Pastor.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
WARRANT CALL,

Notice Is hereby given that Re-
gistered Warrants from No. II tc
No. II inclusive of the Little VIII
low Irrigation District viii be paid
at the office OF the Treasurer at
the First National Bank, Payette, Ida
no. Interest win ceasa n the date
of this publication.
j. l.. Edwards, Treasurer.
Dated Jan. %, 1915.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28

st. James (EpisSopaD Church.
Corner lst Avenue North and 10Th
srreet.
Sunday School ATTIC A. NJ.
datins at II A. NJ
Evensong at 7:S0 P. n.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
Must Havs The creansery.

Must Have The Creantery.
ment of a creamery by the 10 al
Grange, It is said that the commit
tee appointed to solich stock q :.
vsstissts the advantage to b de
rived from the operation CT cream
cry will reqube at least another
week in which to determine the
amount of stock which be take .
They have however, satisfied them
selves that with the creamery 10
Gated here butter fat viii ne5 III
producer at ieest two cents PEI
pound more than is being received
under present coalitions.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1915-01-28
BAPTIST LADIES AID.

BAPTIST LADIES AID.
New England Dinner and Apron
Sale, Y.M.C.A. Saturday evening, be-
ginning $50.
Menu.
Meat Loaf and Brown Gravy
Pickles Jelly
Baked Beans Mashed Potatoes
Pimento-Nut-Salad
Boston Brown Bread
Minced or Pumpkin Pie
Coffee
Price 35c.
Don't miss this, plan to take your
Saturday evening meal at the YIN.
CA. Good home cooking.