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Cufs and push back the Forsiock and
try to b Human.

Cuffs and push back the Forsiock and
try to b Human
No use. He was strictly Ritz-Carl
ton from the Pumps to the Topper,
but the word Boob" was stenciled
right across the glossy Front
When they had conquered all the
Earthquakes in the Tenderloin they
moved on to Europe, where they were
just as welcome as Influenza
It was great to sit in the Savoy
at the Supper Hour, surrounded by
the best known people mentioned in
the Court Circulars.
1t was indeed privilege for Elan
and Claudine to be among the British
Cousins, even if the British Cousins
did not seem to place Elan and
Claudine.
Looking in any direction they could
see naught but frosty and forbidding
Shoulder-Blades.
After partaking of their Sole and
Grouse and winning a pleasant Good
Night from the Chevalier in the
Check-Room, they would escape to
their Apartments and talk to the Dog.
In Paris they did better
They learned that by going out on
the Boulevard and whistling, they
could summon whole Regiment of
high-born and patrician Down-and-
Cutters.
Most of the Titles were slightly
worm-eaten and spotted with Fungi,
but nevertheless Genuine.
1t was Nuts for Claudine to as
semble all the Noblemen to be picked
up around the Lobby and gave them
a free run and jump at the Carte
du Jour.
Her Dinners soon became the talk |
Of the Chambermaids employed in the |
Hotel.
Anyone willing to cut loose on |
Caviar and stuff raised under Glass |
will never dine alone in gay Paree.
Whenever. Elan made a noise like
1000 Frongs, he found lot of we'll
bred Connoisseurs at his Elbow, all
'eady to have something unusual
The securing of an invitation to one
If Claudines formal Dinners was al
most as difficult as getting into Luna
Park.
However, the list of guests sounded
teal when sent back to America and
rinted for the entertainment of per-
ons living in Boarding-Houses
Claudine became slightly pulled.
When she found herself between
ouple of perfumed Lads wearing
Iedals, she would give Friend Hus-
and the Office to move to one side
nd curl up in the Grass and not ruin
ne Ensemble by boring in
Elan was usually at the foot of the !
able behind a mass of Orchids. Once
/ while he would try to crowd into
nat old Ready Money was still pres
ut, but every time he came up, Dearie
ould do her blamedest to Bean him
nd put him out of the Game.
Claudine could make stab at the
ew Picture in the Salon and even run
IIHDly dIOullu Tue euS6 VI the utuI-
t vogue.
Elan was ready to discuss Steam
Zip Lines or Railway Accommoda- S
ons, but when he was put against a
e Tall-Brows he began to burn a
W and smell of the Wick. Il
Often, when surfeited with Trufies, Il
, would wonder what had become of a
e Green Corn, the K and K, the
gular Chicken with Giblets, the
Pie, the smoking Oyster
ew, and the Smearcase with Chives, W
oh as Gusta used to send in These Il
of a lowly Past were very tt
stasteful. E
Once he talked in his Sleep about y,
'dfish Balls, and next morning she fC
on him something scandalous. Ia
After the Partisan triumphs it III
emed safe bet to return home and m
ike new effort to mingle with d;
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