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The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05

Exactly how our Language came into
possession OF ths word "deedhead."
which In 30 frequently used In connec-
don with the transportation business,
In not known, or the many versions
u Its origin which are current the fol
lowing whether correct or not. is at
east the most interesting:
Many years ago the principal avenue
" town passed close TO the entrance
Of toll road leading to n cemetery
As this cemetery had been laid out
some time previous to the construction
of the road. Il wns arranged that all
funeral professions should be allowed
to pass along the road free OF toll. One
day. as well known physician who
was driving along this road stopped to
pay his toll. he observed to the keeper.
Considering the benevolent character
II our profession. think you ought to
let us pass free OF charge"
mo, no. doctor" said the gatckeep-
or, I'VE can't AFFORD that You send
too many dcadheads through as II is."
The story Travelled around the coun
try. and IN this way the word dead
head" eventually came TO be applied
10 those who obtain FREQ transportation
from railway and steamship linea.-
New York American.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05

Willie was OF AN economical turn OF
mind He called upon Elizabeth many
times before ne bonght her u box Of
candy. Al last tie loosened up and
bought an eighty cent pound bn1
That evening ala brother noticed
that he had Crouch on and 9sked tb"
trouble.
That blamed old cur ate nalf Of
that box " eighty cent candy he
said. referring 10 EIizabeth's Scotch
collie.
The nsIt time he bought candy he
bought. 10 addition 10 another eighty
cent pound DOx. y bug Of ten cent
store candy fOt tue dog.
"Oh. Williamr' said Elizabeth. How
thoughtful OF youi / am 30 glad that
you and Rover are becoming friendsr'
New York Globe
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05

Combination sick. injury, accident
and dssth Reneat protection at mini.
mum cost. 80 900 death heneat
~ 10000 for loss Of LIMB or eyssiyht;
iaom $500 To $500 weekly sick or nc.
cident beneat; 100000 Emergency 70.
lief beneht. Cost is 600 psr year
no other dues or sessments. In this
Insurance all men and women are placed
on an equal basis, regardless oi occupa.
tlon. Every person makes the same
form OF application. pays the same
amountof Prpmium and receives the
same amount Qi benefit. Men and
Women between tho ages OF 10 and 90
are accepted. No restrictions ~ TO oc.
Onpation, only Railroad men en- ployed
employed on track, train or roound
house, can not DO accepted. Claims are
paid within sixty days anywhere In the
U. :. Canada or Europe. Old reliable
Insurance Company. 800, 10000 on
state deposit as protection for Policy
holders and TO guarantee the payment
Ii claims. For further free information
address Gustave Il. Werner, Secretary
lnd General Manager, Box 8l3, Buffalo,
I. state age, scr, occupation and
mention Dept. ID. l72.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
Tried 20 cenx.r. N. Sultan.

Tho nrst Englishwoman to have
speech with a sultan OF Turkey was
Mary Fisher. ouakeress, who, In
1867. undertook TO convert the com.
mander OF the faithful to Christianity.
She Travelled by water to Smyrna and
then tramped to Adrianople. about 600
miles away, where Mohammcd ~. was
encamped with his army. After many
attempts. Mary found some Que bold
enough to tell the grand vizler that ~
woman was come who had something
to declare from the great God to the
sultan" He arranged for an audience
with his master, at which three drngo.
mans were IN attendance as intcrprc-
ters. and Mohammed was 80 impressed
with what he heard that, while unwill'
Ing to become a Christian, he desired
that Mary should stay In his domin'
Ions when she insisted on returning,
be offered her an escort. adding. II
would not for anything that you should
come to the least hurt" She got back
safely to England and was honorcd
ever after among her fellow Quakcrs
AZ ''she that spake TO the Grand Turk"
London Chronicle.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
A Cook rhs, Wasn't Published.

A singular plan FOE honoring heroes
wns proposed IN 1882. u WI may credit
the following footnote 10 LA Typo
graphic, a poem by I.e rrllrtirr. pub.
llshed Ia that year nj Geneva: "in Feb.
runry inst several newspapers an.
nounccd that the largest book ever
printed viii shortly appear IN London
under tho title The Pantheon Of Eng.
llsh Heroes" The pages OF this book
will lie twelve feet long aud two feet
wide mud the letters six Inches high. Il
hnS becn found necessary To erect spc
cinl machinery for the manufacture Of
the paper required This gigantic work
will be printed by steam In characters
Of gold no ordinary printing Ink being
used IN the process. Only hundred
copies win be- ISSUED. aud these will
serve TO adorn the principal libraries
In England" You will not Hnd that
book la amy public or private library.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05

The use and popularity OF pearls date
back TO about 5oo b. C.. but tbey we're
known TO yet Older peoples, aud sspe-
clnlly TO those OF the east The Chinese
records 40 still farther back. aud oys.
ter pearls were received as tribute in
th" twenty third century y c. Is
probable that they were found ip the
waters Of Ceylou and India 1900
years ago, aud the Greeks of course
both knew aud rec9gpIIea ibe yplne Of
the pearl. Hut u was pQi nptll the
Roman empire was beginning 10 rise
that tho knowledgO of tbs value VI tho
pearl became general.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05

Every one who has had occasion to
ose adhesive plaster Is familiar with
the line OF adherent, dlscOlorcd mate
rial that Is left on the skin around the
edges OF the plaster when the strip is
removed This adherent substance RI
sists scrubbing with soap and all ordi
nary means OF removal. Even scrap
ing with a knife fails 10 remove the
CRIME and sickness completely But
a few drops of gasoline, benzine. ether
or chloroform on a piece OF cloth VIII
remove the stain as II by magic. The
basis OF adhesive plaster Is rubber. and
the four substances mentioned are rub
Der solvents.-Ios Angeles News.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
A Gladstons Acecdoto.

Lord Aiverstone tells this nnecdotc
OF Gladstone In his ''Recollections:'
"Mr Gladstone was very much IN
terested In the Caucasus. Ind n
friend. Captain X. who had recently
come home from that district. and /
gave hin letter OF Introduction TO
Mr.. Gladstone. A few days later !
met MFR Gladstone In Parliament
street. He stopped NE aud snld.
Your friend. Captain ". knows more
about the Caucasus than any man |
ever met. few minutes afterwnrd
met Captain y. In Pail Mail. | said
to him, Well. you have made great
impression on Mr.. Gladstone Have
IT he said. Yes replied lie says
yon know more about the Cnucnsus
than any pan he ever met Well.
said Captain x. that Is very strange.
for, though was with MIN for three
quarters OF IN hour. only made three
observations
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
Lanauaaea Of India.

One hundred and nfty different Ian.
guages arc spoken In India. most OF
thpm pnwritteD. and this fact fre.
gpeRtIy leads ~ trouble in the courts
of that oriental country. Strangely
enough, lndinns frequently drift into
that capital who can npd no one able
to understand their ysrnaculnr. Mel
ther tho court nor the court Interpret.
ers understand some Of the litignnts
md witnesses In legal cases
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
A Thorough EsAs.

Every scbO0lrOom ls slpposed to
have its romancpr. W boaster.
There wns mild epidemic Df mumpa
In an uptown school not long ago. and
o teacher asked the pupils In her room
how many remembered having the dis
ease
4 few remembered Il. Rpi most OF
them had never heard VI a.
Then the romaBcer attracted the
teachers attention
II get the humps, teacher" be sulii,
Lngiy sgId Il get II around my face
~. Aud ! Eat one by each eye-and
one under my pcck."-Clevelan Plain
Desier.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05

For Sale-161 acres of land,
fenced, all level; house; $40 an
acre. S. E. Drinkwater. 1881
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
Askina Too Much Of the Bank

The officials of the English savings
bank department. correspondent
writes, occasionally mud themselves rc
gnrdrsi rs II Kind OF universal puryey
ors \ drpositor sent his bnnk book
with this modest request ''lhcrp are
some little things | should like To get
from London. and one IL some natural
ieaf tobacco should be glad II YOU
will send two ounces aud charge 10 my
account. II is only to be obtained In
the largest tobacco stores" We failed
TO comply with his wishes. whoreupon
he wrote an Indignant letter TO the
comptroller OF our department -Mau.
chester Guardian.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
Russians Like "Paradiso Lost"

How many English soldiers, one
wonders, have read Paradise l.ostH"
Mr Maurice Barring. when In Russia.
found that nearly every soldier he met
knew II well when few years ago
a schoolmaster In the Tambor govern.
ment told me that Paradise Lost was
the most popular book In the village H.
brary," he writes, IL was astonished
and thought It an isolated instance.
At u fair In Moscow during passion
week noticed that there were
6ve or six different editions OF transla.
tons OF Millions poem, with illuStra-
tons, ranging In price from II rublcs
to 30 kopeks, and while ! was looking
at one OF them a moujik came up TO
me and advised me TO buy It. IT'S
very interesting he said. IT makes
one laugh and cry 1t Is possible
to purchase Paradise Lost AT almost
every village booth. "-London Graphic.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE
burma Oregon NAV ~ 1919

Notice Is hereby given tkRt Lusena l..
niSIio oTeSoS g,u% " w2o on ooeobef 81 ea MADE a.
Homestead Entry, No. 0G572. for BsSE14. BEI4
sw14, Sec 4; kE1, FEI4sE1f, sec. y, Twp. ~ H.,
Range 80 East, willamette Meridian, has ilod
Proof, To establish claim TO the land above de
scribed. before Register and Receiver, at
Burns Oregon. on the 7tb day OF July 1915
Claimant namesas witnesses;
Charles X. Heedham, OF Burns, Oregon.
Elmer Ray Duyall and Ross kiDgeT, both Of
NarTOws. Oregon. william Z. Lester OF Burns,
oregon.
WV. FARRE. Register
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
C0NSCRIPT ARMIES.
Military RuI.. In foro. In In. vsrl.
cue States OF Europe.

Gus othtNu w 1tfSfSs
Napoipun In i7DS first brought con
scriptiou into force. then II wns adopt
cd by Prussia after her defeat by
the French NJ Jenn III INN IN most
countries where cUnscriptlUn N IN
vogue every man on reaching certain
age-from nineteen TO twenty -one-has
to undergo u period OF milltnry train
Ing. This prevails IN Frnnce nnd Ger
many, but Ia Russia n certain number
of men is required only. and II this ls
exceeded the authorities decide from
whom full service shall be exncted. or
course certain men are excused. such
as the only sons Or eldest sons or
clergymen, etc.
In Spain and Portugal every nnn IL
not directly called upon. but each 10
cality II Obliged 10 furnish II certain
number. the men being chosen by bal
lot. There is no stnndlng army In
Switzerland, but nll nblebodied citizens
serve In the mllitin. which In cnllcd
upon to train few weeks every year
Although compulsory service II the
law OF the land. the army In the Meth
erlands IL mainly composed Of volun
teers.
II is considered by some people TINT
conscription In unpopular. but IN the
rural districts VI the countries where
conscriptloD IL IN force the iDhnbltnnts
look forward to the time when they
will be called upon as the only cxcit
Ing change In their lives.
The best conscriptiye countries hnvc
so legislated that when the conscript
leaves the army suitable employment
II found for him. also. another point In
his favor. his period Of service is not
10 long as thnt Of the volunteer. Lon
don Chronicle.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
CanAIs In Warfare

Camels ARE feature uf warfare Ia
the far east BaSar was In the year
$50 the scene OF light known ~ the
battle Of the camel, In which Aycshah,
tbs wife OF Mnhomet. headed the
charge mounted npop one of these
beasts And down through the cen.
turtles Arab hosts have been ted by u
girl riding on n hlackcncd camel. sing
ing songs Of encouragement To her
own side aud insult to the other. Ac'
cording ~ lbs siTict rules Of the ennc,
her capture or death mengI the Hight
of her tribe. while IN the event Of
victory she led the triumphnl mHrrh -
LONDON Chronicle
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
Family Pride.

Mrs. Blunt-WeIl, Louisa. I don't sup
pose you viii attempt 70 depy that your
original ancestors were stope sge ruf
ians who lived In q damp cave.
Mrs. Tree-lf my earliest ancestors
were a part OF the geologic period OF
which you speak they must have had
a red sandstone cbatasD OF their own
on Flinthead avenue. with stalactite
decorations aud running waller on the
brst hoori-Clevsland Plain Dealer.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
Unfortunate kamur.

From the tenth century TO 1927 Na.
muir was The capitpi or u dnkeJom. but
was merged In the Nctherinhds III 1921.
It was captured in ida2 by Marshal
vanbap W Tbs Ssihrrlppds war aud
three years later by William VI Orange,
Again In i7+6 the French GENERAL
ClermOnt took II. and II was taken
frGm The French by Joseph II. In i70i.
but restored ngDip lqjer. 10 1915 It was
driendcd with great bravery iH the
Waterloo campaign LONDON Answers
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$500 Reward!

Tho Oregon. Gal
IssEssese FsSsS. FsS.sS.
ugn Assoel elaiipp oi
which tbs under.
VIII glye 1900 10
reward for eVi.
d0nc9 leading TO
tbs arrest aud son.
vlcti0n Oi any par.
" or parties steal
Ing horses, cattle
or mules belonging
TO any Of lie mem
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
Human Lie.

Human life is the same everywhere
II we could but get nt the truth we
should nnd ibnt all the tragedy aud
comedy OF Shakespeare have brcn re
produced ip this little village God
has made all VI one blood What Is
true Of one man II N s0mr sort true OF
another Manifestations muy dlffcr.
but the essential elements aud springs
Of action are the same Whittier
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05

Roumnnin holds tho bopDr for fhe
earliest production OF crude petroleum.
having pui II dn the market iB 1857
fWO years inter the United States pro.
dncrd las hrsi petroleum. 200 gallons.
Italy was u prpdDoor the following
yenr, ana Canadn, wubiD twelve
months entered the field RnBsin
quickly followed. aud for yenrs these
countries were the sole producers. Rus
sin II now second only to this canptry.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
buTns, Oregon. May rs, iglh
Notice IL hereby given that Christinn E
hllhser " voltage, Oregon, who, on April Id
,y0y' ,yy0y' made Homestead Entry, No. Ol627, ior ~,
W section y. Township ~ g., Range 81 h
willamette Meridian has hled notice oi
Intention 70 make nnAl hye-year Proof, Ia
establish claim 10 the land above Described.
before Register aud Receiver. at Burns, Oregon
ON the 18th day OF June 1918.
Claimant names ~ witnesses:
E, Marshall, OF Narrowu, Oregon. Bert
j. nunnlng, A, l., Marshall aud NJ. n, Race, ali
OF voltage, oregon,
Wh, FARRR. Register,
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
Warrant Call.

Notice lis thereby given that
there is money on hand to pay all
general fund warrants registered
prior to March l, 1914; all road
warrants registered prior to June
l. 1914: all high school warrants
registered prior to April !, 1916,
and all rabbit bounty warrants
registered prior to March |. 1875.
Interest ceases April 26. 1915.
r. A. MILLER,
County Treasurer.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
SIssp lp tho Dark.

The most undistnrbcd sleep IL nj
ways enJ0yed lD thoroughly dnrkcn
ed room. Light sc,S npon The brain,
and those who keep their blinds up
will hnd that In the summer time,
when 30 few hours nre really dark.
their sleep " rcstlcss aud disturbed
This is often qtirbntrI 10 the heat,
but uporo often than moi II Is Tho light
which esusss wnkefulness.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.


UNITED STATES LAND OFFicE,
Burns, oregon, May 22, 1913
Notice IL hereby given that Charles NJ. Van
BuTen OF Diamond, Oregon, who, on May I, 1919
made Homestead Entry, No. O7I29. for SCI fsEI4
section ", 7. 30s Range 81 r., LOtI, Section 4
Lot /, NEINWH, Section ~, Township &c.
D. Range 80 East, Willamette Meridian has filed
notice OF intention 20 make cOmmutHtiOn
Proof to establish claim 10 the land above de
scribed, before the Register and Receiver, at
Burns, Oregon, on the 7th day OF July, 1915.
Claimant names as witnesses:
sidney Comegys, Robert II Brown, Dean
Horton, handues NJ. Bernard, all Of Diamond.
Oregon.
VIZ. FARRE, Register
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
A BOTANICAL PARADISE.
Juan Fernandez islands Have Moro
Than One Claim to Fame.


Than One Claim, to Fame.
In the Juun Fernandez group OF Is
lands. 800 miles from Valparaiso. the
Chilean government has n wireless stn
tion. Three islands comprise the group.
but the nnme II usually applied Ia the
largest. Mas Tierru. closest tn the
mainland. Here II WIS that Drfo" pic
turcd Alexander Selklrk ntoblnsOn
CrusoeI IN exile.
Mas TERRA In Of Irregular form.
about twelve miles IN length. but hard
ly four miles across IN ita wildcat part
When seen from distance the peak uf
El iunlue the anvil appears ,un
aplcuously IN range OF PERCEPTIONS
mountains Hnd attaining II height Of
1000 feet From the summit to the
base The mountain In wooded win e
wonderfully fertile valley nt the foot
Dr. Carl Skottsberg of tho swedish
Magrlnnic expedition landed un the IN
iand ia lNls. aud the eminent pruLra
phrf wrote subsequently thai "frum u
botnui'nl paint uf view Juan Fernando
In on" ~ the worlds most fnmuus
places, so nlnuy wuudrifui plants are
brought together here ou n Suull Hrrn
thnt On" must touch ihriu Ia rculilr
TINT one does not dream Culuuizi
tlon :" Juan frfmnudr2 hrgnu come
years agu mud u cnusld, rnbh n~hius
settlement II NOW Ia ~ l,l,'n,r.
Ia the rnrT RESTAURANTS uf \uipn
rnlro und Santiago the holsters of Juan
Fernandez are considered dclicn,i,-~ Tor
which fancy prices "rr paid Areo
nhul
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05

How do you IKE the meter OF my
poemT asked the poet when the magn
zine editor had finished reading II
There In plenty Of gas In the thing
but I'm hanged n { can see any me
teri" replied the hearfless sdiLor.-Cin.
cinnau Enquirer.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05

There was once an Egyptian king. 40
II is said. who built n pyramid and died
OF melancholy. His name was Du
mops. yet there are probably few per
sons who know that they are perpct
uatlng the memory Of his tragic history
when they remark that they are 'in
the dumps"
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
ttaYhii's Crater Lake.

Wninpcle. Qr Green lake. on the 10
land of Hawaii. IN body Of frssb Va
Ter IN the pit Of nn old crater near
KnpOho This like covers an area Of
about i've gcres and In fed by springs
helo" the surface. 4 pumping plant
tnkes winter from this lake for domes-
tie use and for irrigation purposes.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
Burns. Oregon, June l. 1910,
Notice II hereby given that Harvey Lewis Chase
Desert-Land Entry, No, O6570. for BWJ4NWL 4,
Section :, Tovnsblp n south. Il. "a East,
Willamette Meridian. has filed notice Of
claim 10 the land above des6ribsd, before Kegli,
Ter aud Receiver, At BuTns, Oregon, Qn The
9TH day OF July. 1915.
Clalmant names a. witnesses;
Wesley Street, Paul = Werner, Henry Street,
Edward Penrose. all OF Fife, Oregon.
Wh. FAKKk. Register.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
Where the panner Maa.

I'D cross the world tot you, dear"
said the Infatuated young man on the
parior sofa
"Oh, THAT'S all right" said the sweet
young thing alongside Or him, but
don't cross father."- yonkers States
man.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

UNITED STATns LAND OFFICE, !
Burns. Oregon, May -, lgi5I
Notice is hereby given that Daniel Price Peuick
OF Riley, Oregon, who, on March 23, 1912 made
Homestead Entry No. 0jgl3 for E1E, Sec. ls,Twp.
"A b., Ranse % r., willamette Meridian, has M.
ed notice OF Intention 10 make final three year
proof 70 establish claim 20 the land above de-
scribed before Register ana Receiver, at Burns
oregon, on the 9th day Of July, 1913.
Claimant names Rb witnesses;
Tim q. Kribs and sophia KTlbE, both of
Burns, Oregon. Banks. Williamson and q.
Fred HArtwell, both OF Riley oregon.
Wh. FAHRK, KeglHter.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
ohnosioua FERMENTATION,

Why did your sister drop her wei.
feEs work."
while she was out iEylpg 70 upIlft
the children OF other people another
welfare worker came along and tried
10 upllft her children" - Louisville
CouTierJ9prnsl,
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
intsrrosatina . asfsrpsS,

Il shall leave politics a poorer mar
thnn when ! nrst accepted office" said
the pntriqi
Excuse me- resp0pded thp friend
who is little bard of bearing. did
Won soy poorer VI 'purerr Wash
ngtOn RtaF,
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05

How could two such silent people
ever do their courtingT"
well, she has such a speaking coun.
tenance."
But what about himY'
"Oh, his money talks" - Baltimore
American.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
Mhalsa.

The whale IL not IA 1sh, IN every.
thing which cbarncterizes a truS ash
mud separates II from other classes. -
reptiles, birds and mammals. the
whale resembles the Inst nnmed (ths
pnmmnlp aud differs radically and
fundameptally from the hsh.-New
York AmrTicag,
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
Flowers.

pl9west-yirginia creeper. trailing
arbutns.
Most sedaie-Jack Up the Pulpit,
popiest-Poppy.
Nest ectiye-Jobnny Jumpup.
Most tAcitprR-phryga De-
troit News
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05
Different wAys.

Hewitt have been pinched for
noney lately. Jewitt-well. women
phSSee dlrefept wave o. getting IT, My
wife Kisses ME when she wants amy.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1915-06-05

80 you told Brown tbst you'd heard
stories 10 my discreditr'
II did not What told him was that
I'd never heard any stories TO your
credit" Exchange
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IN addition 10 tho above, the undersigned
ohers the same condition 10000 for all horses
branded horse ahod bar on both or either jaw.
Brand recorded iD eight counties. Range
Harvey, Lake aud Crock counties, Horses
vented when sold, '"
None but grown horses sold aud only In
rye Lunchos.
w.. W. BROWN Fife, Oregon.
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Pretty Thin.

~rhin| replied the man who was
talking about a mutual acquaintance.
well. he's 30 thin that when he eats
macaroni he can only swallow It one
piece at a timer