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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-10-23

TO study OF natural history would
M be complete without a few care
- fully selected words on the sub
Ject Of The Waiter.
A waiter is a patient individual
whose mission is TO teach the people
how TO wait There are a great many
thousand walters. and most of them
are devoted to their mission These
are especially valuable in America,
where haste is the national curse a
good waiter can take the care of an
impetuous American, who would sue
the street car company il he had to
wait five minutes for car. and can
not only make him wait half an hour
for a soft boiled egg, bul can make
him pay for the wait as well as the
egg
Walters inhabit restaurants. hotels.
and dining cars They are perfectly
At home in the dining room. but are
apt to get confused and bewldered in
the kitchen when they so in search OF
food. and bring back piece Of as
paragus pie TO the man who has been.
clamoring for roast beef The waiter
IS still the only known means of get
ting food from the kitchen to the Gus
toner. and science has been 50 busy
perfecting the aeroplane and the auto
mobile that il hasn't had time to i'm
prove and perfect the waiter 1t knows
when TO tackle a Job and when TO
leave It alone
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-10-23

stenciled on one corner. In St Louis
the waiter is distinguished by his par
boiled thumb. and in Milwaukee by his
long prehensible fingers. which he has
trained TO grasp a dozen stems at a
time New York walters are frequent
ly Of great wealth and fine education
and are able TO translate the most com
plicated bill of fare for their less tai
ented customers
The dining car waiter is in a class
by himself He is cheerful chocolate
colOred acrobat who can carry a plate
Of food down a Keeling car aisle on
trot, and writhe past half a dozen
patrons in the aisle. without splitting
a drop. The dining car waiter is one
Of our most successful vaudeville acts
With all his faults. the waiter has
a kindly. genial smile. which endears
him to his victims. 1t ought TO. be-
cause il is dear smile. II costs half
a dollar TO see a perfect specimen in
Chicago. and at least two dollars in
New York The waiter is not ambi
tious. and no waiter has ever become
president On the other hand. no wait
er would attend a monkey dinner with
out being well paid for it. As a rule,
the waiter is placid and not easily
upset even when he is tipped In
fact. the only way to upset him is not
10 tip him
But We shall speak Of tips some
other day protected by the Adams
Newspaper Service-)
its boot and scratched my French
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-10-23

"Ah, ha!" snickered the fox Beat
ing a rug, I see, Mr. Longears-"
-Ye-yes," said Uncle wiggily. feeling
as though he had a pain in his heart
For well he knew what the fox wanted
the old gentleman rabbit himself.
Have you almost finished beating
the rug" the fox wanted TO know
Indeed. I have not" spoke the rab-
bit gentleman. 1t has oceans and
oceans OF dust left in it. I shall b.
quite the rest Of the day beating il
out"
"Oh, will you. indeed" asked the fox,
a s politely as he could speak, which is
not saying much, / know AS long as
that. eh2 Well. III wait for YOU, so don [
be any longer than you can help" and
the fox lay down on the ground where
he could watch the rabbit gentleman,
and where, in case Uncle Wiggily tried
to run away. or go and hide in the hol-
low stump bungalow. the fox could
catch him.
please don't wait on my account"
said the rabbit rug-beater, i may be
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-10-23
. 4 FEDERAL census Of Fl Paso g,
"A will mean more TO FL PasO !

- 4 FEDERAL census Of Fl PasO
n will mean more TO FL PasO
- and her business firms than
the average person realizes said
Wyeth Doak- IF we can get a count
OF Altura Park. East FL PasO. Alta
Vista. Highland Park. Orchard Park
and the other suburbs which are not
within the present city limits II we
can get an actual count Of our -popula-
ton the result viii be that houses
which have a limit OF $4,000 for the
minimum where they will establish a
branch house If Fl Paso gets a correct
count we win get many Of these
branch houses 7 understand advertis-
ing contracts are based on a similar
scheme and the obtaining Of our rights
i'm the matter OF population will boost
Fl Paso into a much higher class in the
business world. There are two ways o.
getting a complete census. including
the suburbs one viii be TO have all Of
the suburbs taken in as part Of the
city and the other is TO have a supple
meurary census made OF these and have
this count shown together with FL
Paso's census in order 20 show exactly
the NUMBER OF people we have in Fl
Paso-'
why not widen Mills street along
the south side of san Jacinto plaza to
give traffic more room along Mills
street, asked Homer Thomas By
removing the outer sidewalk along
Mills street. this street would be made
wide enough TO permit traffic 10 pass
without congestion As it is now. when
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-10-23

Wiegily. 7 wish 1 could, though"
Then he made his crutch go "Bangi
Whack, Bang-" and the dust flew up in
clouds "Whish, Swish. SwOsh.' IN
til you would have thought il was
Fourth of July or Christmas.
Uncle WiggiIy was beating and beat
ing away and he was wondering what
sort Of an adventure he would have
that afternoon, as he went for a walk
down town in the woods, when, all OF
a sudden. an adventure came TO him in
the morning. without any trouble on
his part
That is to say, along came the bad
old fox. and a fox 20 Uncle Wiggily
was the same as an adventure is to us
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-10-23
Your Own Town

7
Of is dnhorn
of
by the that the
handOu from kitchen I
which who
o but
sometimes wonder blame If fellows gifted
the heel and asking disguised hired girls meal? The
sight-that I the S al
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-10-23
CANADIAN LUMBERMEN WANT
To WORK COCO PRISONER

Ottawa. ont, oct. 23.-AppIicauon
for the services Of the 5000 war pris-
oners held in Canada has been made to
the Dominion government made by New
Brunswick lumbermen-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-10-23
Bv GEORGE FTTCE-

There are many varieties of walt
ers and their plumage varies consid-
erably. In New York. the waiter can
be distinguished by his swallOw-ta led
coat. though this costume is greatly
infrinEed upon by the diners In Chi
ca-o he wears a long white apron.
with the date of washing carefully
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-10-23

Why is it TIERS only about two days
in whole year when Teller has tn
energy, Paraphernalia an inclination, all
al tn same time Z write letter? Ankle
watches fer womenl Why, they'd break
a crystal ever time they cOrksd EN-
selves.
ttrotsc.sd by Adams Newspaper seryieaJ
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-10-23

Editorial and
Magazine Section
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-05
BY AU Y
ACT 1862
AN ACT

To AMEND SECTION 3167 THE REVISED LAWS OF HAWAII,
! 1915, RELATING TO LAND REGISTRATION.
Be Enacted by the Legislature Of the Territory Of Ha~a":
SECTION Section 1857 Of the Revised Laws of Hawaii,
1915 hereby amended by adding thereto the following para
graph
The map plan may be referred by the court to the sur
yor of the Territory, who shall to be verified and
checked the ground and report of his findings made
to the court ~<rs8A18
Provided however, that in all wherein the Territory
of Hawaii applicant for registered title other
way directly interested any application for registered title
indicated by the examiners report thereon the court shall
refer said map plan competent in private pac
tee who shall be verified and checked the
ground and proper report Of his findings made the court
srcrroS 9 This Act shall take effect upon its approval
Approved this 26h day of April A. D. 1915.
LUCIUS T.. PINKHAM,
VA 500 So Governor of the Territory of Hawaii.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-05

IT'S 1879 1880 ISL 17ss 1885, 17s4 1885, 1856 1885,
7ss 1892 1890 1871 and 1899 of the Revised Laws Ha
vail, 1915, hereby repealed -.# :-~s .-..s
SECTION Existing proceedings. Nothing in this Act
tanned shall operate affect proceedings begun and pend
ing the time of the passage of this Act.
SECTION TO- This Act shall take effect upon the date of its
approval
Approved this a6th day of April, A. D. 1915.
LUCIUS +. PINKHAM,
Governor of the Territory of Hawaii
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-05
ACT 1863
AN ACT

To REIMBURSE LORD YOUNG ENeINEERING COMPANY, LIM
4 TIED, FOR LOSSES SUSTAINED ATTEMPTING TO CARRY
Our THE TERas or "a CoNTRAcT ENTERED INTo WrrH
THE TERRlroRr OF HAWAII FOR FLIISe USsANITARY
4 sExrDs IN KEwALo .DIsrRIcT, Honolulu. s<
q - sss4
Be 4 Enacted ~ he Legislature The Territory Of Haraii
SEcTIos L. The superintendent of public works hereby
authorized and empowered expend, from the sanitaenr
vovng fund.- not than hrytwo thousand hundred
twelve and 100 dollars l$S2 1862 for the purpose of
reimbursng Lord Young Engineering Company Imitedfor
losses sustained in attempting carry out the terms q hat
certain contract entered into with the Territory Of Hawaii
or about May go 1912 for filing certain unsanary ash
Kewalo District, Honolulu.
Srcrlok Before paying any portion of said to the
company the superintendent shall first satisfy himself that
made by the Territory the mpany
the contract he shall find that any have
been made shall deduct the from the available
under this Act
Before paying any portion of said the the
superintendent shall further satisfy himself that the company
has removed ell the pipes and pipelines and other material
from the m and has replaced and repaired any damage that
may h done to any Streets highways and alleys and
any debris or distractions placed by said company if
the company shall fail comply with the requirements of the
superintendent in this regard he shall deduct from the amount
available this Act such he shall decide to be
necessary to compensate for such failure
The superintendent shall retain from the available
under this Act such he shall deem to
compensate any occupants Of any land for damages
for improper incomplete FIJI and for damages for destruction
of any property not repaired restored
All such claims shall be in writing shall set forth the nature
and Of the damage and the amount of compensation
claimed therefor shall be supported by the oath affirmation
Of the claimant and shall be filed aforesaid before the
first day of October 1915.
SECTION s. This Act shall take effect from the date Of its
approval dtlM
Approved this s6th day of April A. D. 1915.
a>,sestaa LUCIUS E. PINKHAM ~.
Governor of the Territory Of Hawaii
ACT 164
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-05

To AMEND SECTION 594 REVISED LAWS OF HAWAII,
1915, RELATING CLOSE SEASON FOR GAME BIRDS.
Be Enacted by the Legislature of the Territory Of Hauaii:
~
SECTION L. Section 594 of the Revised Laws of Hawaii,
1915 is hereby amended to read follows:
"Section 594. Close season. punishment 1t shall be
lawful to take kill destroy migratory wild duck pover
snpe trnsoe curlew silt mudhen between the first day
of May and the first day of October; @-
To take kill destroy any native wild duck between the
first day of February and the first day of October provided
however, that from and after October 31s 1915 until 0o
Der 31t 1918 it shall be unlawful take kill destroy any
native wild duck; .:#
To take, kill destroy quail pheasant between The
first day of February and the first day of October
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-05
ACT -1@
AN ACT

RELATING TO OPENING AND IMPROVEMENT HIGHwAYs
AMENDING SECTIONS 1898, 1874, 1885, 1896, 1897 179s
AND 1899 OF CHArrEH IL, THE REVISED LAWS OF
s HAwAn 1915, AND REPEATING SECTIONS 1873 TO 1892,
INCLUSIVE.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-05
ACT 1865
AN ACT


RELATING TO COMPUTATION OF PUNISHMENT
Be Enacted by the Legislature Of Tie Territory of Hapaii:
SECTION Every person who has been may hereafter be
convicted of felony under law of the Territory of Ha
wall and confined execution of the Judgment sentence
upon any such conviction any prison Jail in the Territory
for other than for e whose record shows continued
good behavior meritorous conduct may be allowed deuc
tion from the of his be estimated follows
beginning the first day of his arrival such prison al
Upon of less than months than
year, five days for each month"; upon for than
and less than three six days for each months
upon of less than years and less than FIVE
years. days for each month upon of less
than five years and less than years. eight days for each
months upon of ten years more days for each
month When prisoner has sentences the aggre
gate of his several shall be the basis upon which his
deduction shall be estimated.
Section Every person who has been may hereafter be
convicted of any misdemeanor under any law of the Territory
of Hawaii of any political subdivision thereof and
fined execution Of the Judgment seneFse upon such
conviction any prison Jail the Terrific definite
ter may be allowed deduction from his term of sentence if
upon his request in writing he shall perform service labor
upon any public work. the be estimated the Of
day for each five days which such service Of labor per-
formed In reckoning the number of days which such
vice labor performed Sundays shall be ncladed
S#.st So at
SECTION Whenever prisoner convicted of misdemea
shall make the request referred the foregoing on
it shall be the duty of the officer under whose control whose
custody he be 90 place the said prisoner upon public
work.
SECTION The deduction of sentence provided by this Act
shall be allowed prisoners sentenced before this Act takes effect
but shall be allowed only from such date The deduction of
sentence lawfully allowed any prisoner before the date this Act
takes effect shall be noted upon the Of such prisoner and
added the deduction of allowed him under the pov
sions of this Act.
SECTION Any and all laws in conflict with this Act
hereby repealed.
sEcroN g.. This Act shall take effect from and after the
date of its approval
Approved this 26th day of April, A. D. 1915 III
LUCIUS E. PINKHAM,
-~@-->.~ Governor of the Territory Of Hawaii.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-05

To RErMBuRsE LoRD-Youse ENeINEERING CoMrASY, LIN
ITEp FOR LOSSES SUSTAINED ATTEMPTING TO CARRY
Our THE TERafs OF a CoNTRAcT ENTERED INTo WIrH
THE TERRIToRY OF HAWAII FOR FILLING UNsANITARY
- ExNDs-IS KEwALo D1srRIcT HONOLULU s3a
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1915-05-29
BOYS ROB FLOWER GARDENS.

The yard of DR.. Joseph H. North
was entered on Thursday night and
robbed of some of it's choicest peony
blooms. The yard of Doughty c.
Turner was also visited and in the
morning some beautiful rhododendron
blooms were found to be missing.
Other yards in town have received the
same attention. The matter was
placed in the hands of the police off
GERS, and it has been learned that
these depredations were committed by
a band of boys ranging in age from
~ to Is years. The boys are con
nected with some of the leading famil-
les in town. This is a serious condi-
ton and should be remedied immedi-
ately. Their parents should give
them a, proper punishment, and unless
the boys voluntarily confess and are
thus dealt with, those offended against
will proceed to prosecute.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1915-05-29
Those You Know
Who Come And 10
Personal Chronicle of Things So
cial and Otherwise.

Mrs. Harry Gilbert, of Philadel-
phia, spent Thursday with her cousin,
Mrs. Lena Travis.
Miss Bessie Frings and Mr.. Harry
Helfrich were among those who visit
ed New York City on Sunday.
Mrs. Mary R. M. Fish, after a stay
of several months in Washington, D.
c., returned this week to Pleasantville.
DR.. Charles E. Lambert, wife and
daughter, of New York City, are the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Simp-
son.
Mrs. May North Crist is the guest
of her cousin, Mrs. Harry Trott, in
Merchantville, and will remain for
a three weeks stay.
Dorsey S. LIE Compile, treasurer of
the P~leasantville Trust Co., is the
guest over the weekend of his par
ents at Cambridge, Md.
Miss Kathryn Wilson, of Baltimore,
is the guest of her cousin, Mrs. Pris-
ella Steinrook, at her pretty bunga-
low N Edgewater venue.
After spending the winter at their
apartments in Atlantic City, Mr.. and
Mrs. Granville Steelman have return
ed to their ~Pleasantville home.
Mrs. Samuel Carton entertained the
Ladies'Aid Society of the Presbyterian
Church at her home on North Main
street on Wednesday afternoon.
Mrs. J. H. North and son, of Mer-
chantville, are the guests of DR.. and
Mrs. Joseph H. North. Mr.. North
will join them over the weekend.
After closing her duties in our Pub
lie Schools on Wednesday, Miss
Edytha Hodgson will return to Avoca,
Pa, to spend the summer months.
Mr.. John E. Reilly and family have
moved to the corner of. Wright and
Main streets, the house formerly oc-
cupied on Chestnut street having been
sold.
Mrs. Chas. P. DeClerck, of the Sow
ereign Apartments, Chelsea, will sal
Tuesday, June LIST, on the steamer
Rotterdam" from New York on an
extended visit to her parents in Eu-
rope.
Emory Helfrich, who graduated
this June from Lafayette College, wa
the guest of his parents onWednesday
In the evening he attended a ban
quet given by the Glass of 1915 al
the Hotel ellsworth, in Atlantic City
MI. Helfrich has the honor of being
Glass President.
We are pleased to see Elmer Kiger
upon the streets again. Mr.. Kiger
had an exceedingly narrow escape
when he fell quite a distance while at
his work several weeks ago. He is gra-
dually r%egaining his strength and bids
fair to be fully recovered within a
reasonable time.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1915-05-29
Harness & Saddlery

H. W. Helfrich, who has reOpened
his Harness Shop at No. 5 East Wash
ingtOn Ave-, next door to the First
National Bank, has just received a
full line of summer horse goods which
will be sold at rock bottom prices dur
ing the season. No trashy, cheap or
shOddy stuff sold. Leather body and
flank nets, light, medium and heavy.
Full line of cord nets, cooling blank
cts, sheets, full covers, head covers
that will last. Flylene, Sprayers,
Wire Muzzles 10c each. Dog Collars,
SpOnges; in fact everything a Harness
Store should have l have; if not, get
it in a days notice. Also a full line of
DR.. Daniels Famous Warranted
Horse Medicines. Collie Cure, sure
and quick; Hoof Grower, grows new
hoOfs; Gall Cure, cures gals or money
back if it fails. DIR. Daniels Lini-
ment is a good one. Also his Fever
Drops for coughs, colds and distem-
per. Renovation and Worm Killer
Powders. Full line of DIR. Daniels
Dog Remedies. Books on Horses free.
Come in and see me; if l do not
have what you want l will try and
get ii for you.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1915-05-29
MEMORIAL DAY AT THE
PLEASANTvILLE CEMETERY

In order that there will be no mis-
understanding of visitors at Pleasant
vile Cemetery, we herewith inclose
the rules for Memorial Day MAY 30
falling on Sunday, Decoration Day
will be held at the Cemetery on Mon
day, May BY:
No parade or collection of persons
or societies will be permitted in the
Cemetery. Dogs, vehicles of all kinds,
children under IA years without care
takers, refreshments, p~lucking flow
ers, obscenely behaviour, loud talking,
loafing, lounging or conduct unbecom-
ing the place, tramping over graves
and burial lots, sitting on cemetery
Enclosures or memorials of any kind
is not permitted.
Visitors are admitted in the ceme-
terry but they must strictly comply
with the rules.
The day is set apart for the decora-
ton of the graves and the cemetery
is not a place for pleasure seekers.
Officers will be stationed through
out the cemetery on that day and
have orders to arrest any one caught
violating the rules of the cemetery.
By order of "The Atlantic City
Cemetery Association"
O. j. HAMMELL,
(adv.) Superintendent.
If you give a party, tell The Pleas
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1915-05-29
OFFICIALS ENTERTAINED AT
PLANKED SHAD DINNER.
Hotel Rodney Proprietors Hosts At
Pleasing Affair Wednesday.

Following their annual custom,
Messrs. Herbert F. and Oliver ]. Stet-
ser, %proprietors of the Hotel Rodney,
entertained city officials and other in
vited guests at a planked shad dinner
last Wednesday evening. The dinner
was served as the Stetser Brothers
only know how to do it, and the
guests were loud in their praise of
the whole affair. After the inner
man had been most amply taken are
of, former Judge Higbee took charge
POSTMASTER. The Judge was in his
usual witty frame of mind. He called
upon the following who made appro-
pirate responses: Mayor Charles j.
Adams, Assemblyman Bertram E.
Whitman, County Road Supervisor
Japhet Price, County Collector Enoch
L. Johnson, Secretary to the Board of
Education Mervyn Wilson, President
of the Board of Health Henry C.
Thomas, President of Council Archie
Willis, and Hotel Proprietor Herbert
F. Stetser.
The subject of a permanent paving
surface for the meadow boulevard be-
tween Ple~asantville and Atlantic City
was given a strong boost, and no
efforts will be omitted to have this
important necessity become a reality.
Upon the suggestion of Mr.. Stetser,
the Board of F~reeholders will be re-
quested to meet at the Hotel Rodney
at 3 o'clock p. m. on Wednesday, June
ninth, when it is expected to have a
large delegation of our citizens and
tax payers present to urge immediate
action. James L.. Risley has agreed to
give land on both sides of the boule-
ward at the Shore Road to make a
rounding and wider entrance to the
boulevard and this will be a decided
improvement.
Present at the dinner were: Hon.
E. A. Higbee, Enoch L. johnson,
Frank Reinar, Daniel S. Edwards,
Henry C. Thomas, William L. Ander-
son, Wilbur Adams, Lewis r. Smith,
Nehemiah Andrews, Franklin E.
Smith, David D. Martz, George NJ.
Bates, Arthur H. Stiles, Reuben E.
Adams, Jacob Derr, Mervyn Wilson,
Bertram E. Whitman, Japhet Price,
Charles J. Adams, Samuel J.. Clark,
Frank Blackman, Archie Willis, Sam
uel Price, Clark Adams, Charles
Schmidt, Sr., Charles d. Thompson,
Herbert F. Stetser and Oliver j. Stet-
scr
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1915-05-29
ADDITIONAL SOCIAL NOTES.
West Jersey Ave.

Mrs. David B. Fairbrothers was the
guest of relatives in town on Thurs
day.
Master Harry Boice was the guest
of his aunt, Mrs. John B. Smith, on
Sunday.
Prof. H. w. Sinner, u new Su-
p~erintendent of Public Schools, spent
Wednesday in town, looking over his
new field of labor.
Mrs. Priscilla Steinrook and Miss
Kathryn Wilson, of Baltimore and
Philadelphia, were the dinner guests
of Mrs. j. Godbow Thomas, on Fri
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. James H. Travis, of
Pleasant Ave-, entertained on Sunday:
Mr.. and Mrs. H. c. Risley, Willard
Risley, Nj. and Mrs. George Travis
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1915-05-29
PLEASANTVILLE GRAMMAR
SCHOOL COMMENCEMENT.
Large Class To Graduate From Eighth
Grade Wednesday Night.

The commencement exercises of the
Pleasantville Grammar School will be
held Wednesday evening next, June
End, in Wesley NJ. E. Church, at 8 o.
clock.
Following is the program:
DIT
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1915-05-29
A PROPOSITION FOR
THE CIVIC CLUB.

Diogenes made his home in a tub.
Pleasantville has a modern Diogenes
who makes his home in an old delivery
wagon formerly belonging to Samuel
Sanders. Unlike his famous prede-
cessor, we do not think the occupant
of this unpicturesque bungalow is in
search of an honest man. His pres
ent stand is at Lake & Risley's lum-
Der yard on Verona avenue. We re-
spectfully recommend the Civic Club
include this matter in their "Clean
up, paint up campaign"