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The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

He had Just reached the philos
sophieal stage when be slipped into q
restaurant between bars for a BIT 10
eat He ordered Then he sat star
Ing ahead. quietly slhoughtful In ex-
preston, and waited.
Il Ia admitted be did some waiting
too. What happened to his order
couldn't be understood outside the
peculiar eonyolutionA OF a restaurant
kitchen. but he spent half an houI
sitting there staring ahead Of him
At last II came As the waitress
put the order before him be started
from his deep study. as II he had for
gotten he had an order coming Then
looking up at the fair transporter Of
edibles, he said:
You don't look a day olderi"-
Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15
OF CRUEL DECEPTION
..s;de Visitor Satisfied She Had
4 remarkable Government
Sailing Apparatus"

were passing the holiday at
and during the course of the
.fteruoon took a stroll on the
At one point they came upon
provised breakwater, where
Irasident had filled bags with
nd piled them in breastworks
to prevent the sea from en-
Dg upon his land during the
season.
81 the young ladies was curious
lately. She would know what
Is were for.
it's very simple" explained
upanion with due gravity. The
in Onset bay originally was
4 popularity of nature which
szled scientists. 1t seemed too
deprive the place of seashore
ages so the government took
liter in hand, filed the bags
ult and thereby has impaired
,per favor to Onset water"
from rebuking him for being
she is now telling her friends
hg seen the government salt
.aratus" down there.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15
CARE FOR YOUR HAIR
BY Frequent shampoos With cutleura
VIII Help You. Trial Free.

Precede shampoos by touches Of
cuticura Ointment IL needed TO spots
OF dandruff. itching aud irritation Of
the scalp Nothing better for the COM
pleXion. hair, hands or skin than these
fragrant supercreamy emollients. Also
as preparations for the toilet.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard. cuticura. Dept. KY.
Boston. Sold verywhere.-Adv.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

There Is q certain young man who
Ssed to be VIGOROUSLY egotistie. Some
OF his aequaintanees were one day
speaking OF him before an old lady
who was not up" in the slang expires
siOns Of the day.
-he next time she met him she
put out a congratulatory hand.
oh, Mr.. Smith, she cried, Il am
so glad you are better heard last
week that you had q swelled head.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

George Bowles. press agent for
The Birth Of = Nation" Vas dealing
with an editor who vas hostile 10
the production. yet in . note 10 BoWiss
arranging for an engagement the ed
itor wrote.
4 approach the matter With an
elastic mind"
A short time later the editor In
yited BoWles 10 have dinner with bin.
10 which Bowlss replied:
! approach the table with an elias
IL belt
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15
From the Way II Acted.

Little Aimee was learning to sew.
and one day after vainly trying to
thread a needle, she said. Mamma,
what do they call the hc,e in q
needle?"
1T is called the eye, my DEAR" 70.
piled her mother.
Well" continued Aimee, 'I'll bet
this old needle Is cross eyed"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

sim writing a history Of the Euro
peau war"
But the var isn't over yet.
That's where get the bulge on
the rest OF the historians. can
put my book on the market the day
after peace 10 declared. and they'r
have TO wait two or three months
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15
The Commuters.

] Wife-I am beginning to sus-
bat the cook we got from PhilS-
has a terrible past.
Mere Nan-What makes yUu
bat?
Wife-She's been with US six
and hasn't even limited at
to leave US for the city
klphia Ledger.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

Mr. styles-what did that woman
Eant3
Mrs styles-she's the woman wh0
calls for the inStAilmenta on the bon
net bought
but Il IS not due yeti
Il know u. but she came to tell me
the bonnet bought IL noS out OF
style. she wants 10 sell me another
one
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15
Where Bluff Fails.

BAH" sneered the blustery man.
Bluff is the thing A man can blum
his way through life"
But" said the conservative, If you
couldn't swim and fell In, you couldn't
blum the river for a second. Living.
ston Lance
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15
WILLING.

Did you punch the time clock a
you came in?" asked the foreman.
Il did not" replied the burly work.
man, "but I'll punch the face of the
man that dares to dock me for bein'
ten minutes late"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15
Envious.

What is the matter, Alice?" asked
her mother as the little girl came
home crying as If her heart would
break"
Mabel Jones has got adenoids and
l never have anything" sobbed Alice.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

When vas q boy" said the head
OF the family. = had 10 scar my
fathers old clothes made over.
That's all right. dad" answered
his son I've got a couple Of old
suits you can have
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

Mollie-What are you letting your
hair grow so long for? Going to be q
musician?
Chollie-No; I've got grudge
against the barber.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

II girls cultivated their dispositions
as assiduously as they do their com
plexions fewer marriages would be
failures.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

A mothers fervent hope IL that her
daughters. when they marry. win Do
better than she did.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TEI.L YOU
III henss hys heaasdy Or Eea, Ws.a. Ns.esg
kgea end translates HgUfi8af We eWarl1nR-~
i1s& MFe cnmfer& Wgfta fQr Hsua 81 Gha ME-
" mai wee hnFins Mye haaaa9y Co.. CAAaaeo
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15
Her Worry.

ling, will you love me when I'm
0 II you'll promise to love me II
h grow fat"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15
Drink DealsoH's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

A German baker utilities a windmill
TO grind his grain into -four and then
TO mix and knead his dough
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15
Otherwise Not.

why do you want to get divorced?N
Because I'm married.
phia Public Ledger.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15
Regular.

is Bronson a regular church goer?"
Well, he goes every Sunday when
It's raining too hard for golf"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15
Drink oenlson's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

The farther the waters OF the
oceans get from the equator the less
salt they contain.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

A new electrical soldering iron II
stationary. metals TO be soidered be
ing held against t.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

what made that stout woman %
furiousF"
Just as she vas setting on the sub
way train the gateman said 'BotA
gates. lady"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

when an old man falls In lore he 10
entitled 10 = lot more sympathy than
he gets.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

Shelf you could have oaly one
wish. shat would Il bel
He--It would be that-that---- Oh.
II ! only dared tell you What Il would
be-
She-Well. go en- Why do You sup
pose ! brought up the wishing sub
jet.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

II woman isn't jealous she isn't
interested
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

It's an i'll wind that escapes and
leaves a fabby tire.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

0 liberty. what a lot OF divorces
hide under thy cloak
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15
Never Get Tired.

"You dance like an angel"
you fatter me-" said the girl. Il
could keep going much longer II ! had
wings"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15
Grand Prize at Panams-Paeife Expo
sitlon Awarded 70 Walter
Baker & Co. Ltd.

The Grand Prize for superiority Of Co
soA and Chocolate preparations has been
awarded 10 Walter Baker & Co Ltd, Dor
chester. Mass This famous old house has
received g Highest Awards AZ the leading
expeditions In Europe and America AdN
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

The roll Of honor is fresh from the
oven
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15
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The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-07-15

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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-20

torpedoed without any attemp having
been made to give warning TO the
crew or any opportunity being given
TO save their lives. A torpedo has
been fired against a British hospital
ship in daylight, and similar treat
ment Is threatened 10 all British mer-
chant vessels I'm the future as wnll as
to any neutral ships that may Happen
to be found In the ncighhorhood cf
the British isles.
Faced with this situation, his NAL
estys government considers It would
be altogether unreasonable that Great
Britain and her allies should be ex-
pected TO remain indefinitely boud, 70
their grave detriment. by rules anu
principles OF which they recognize
the Justice II impartially observed Is
between belligerents, but which are at
the present moment openly set at de-
fiance by their enemy.
At Liberty to Punish.
III. therefore. his majesty's govern
ment should hereafter feel constrain-
ed 10 declare foodstuffs absolute con
traband or take other measures for
interfering with German trade by way
of reprlsals, they confidently expect
that such action will not be challeng-
ed on the part of neutral states by APP
peals to laws and usages of war whose
validity rests on their forming an IN
tegral part OF that system of interna-
iional doctrine which, as a whole,
their enemy frankly boasts the lih-
erty and intention TO disregard, so
long as such neutral states cannot
the German government u
abandon methods of warfare which
have not in recent history been re-
garded as having the sanction Of
either law or humanity
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-20
NORWEGIAN STEAMER
STRIKES MINE IN CHANNEL

Dover, Feb, lat via London, sos
y, M The Norwegian tank steamer
BcIrldge. which sailed from New or
ems January rs, and Newport News
February 9. for Amsterdam. struck
"a mine today off Dover
The vessel has been bcached at
Walmer It was FIRST reported that
the was only slightly damnRed by tho
explosion but later II was learned
that there had been fear Of her going
down. The forepeak and forehold are
waterlogrod and her fore deck IL
nwash. The pilot on board and eight
teen men of her crow hnd been land
ed. The hclridge struck the minc this
morning.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-20
DESPERATE FIGHTING
1iEpoI,TIsD BY AUSTRIA

Vienna, Heb. 10 (,in London, Feb.
20, 1850 n. m.)--1'he following official
communication WIS issued tonight
"On the Russian Polish front yes
tefday there was more activity. the
/ Russians increasing their artillery and
infantry fire with a view TO conceal
Ing movements behind their fighting
line. In several sections actions de-
veloped and advanced Russian par
ties were rcpulsed.
ln weet Galioin our troops took
some advanced positions of the enc
my's line. The Tyroie- kalserIager
stormed a fortified village and cap
tured 300 men
"in the carpathians stubborn fight
ing continues North Of Nadworna
aud Kolomea we repulsed Russian at
tacks. mflicting great losses. The en-
emys fighting Is increasing In vio-
lcnce.
"ln the southern theater the Ser
bians lately repeatedly have bonn
harded open towns on our frontier.
on February 10. hundred shells
from heavy guns were fired on Sem
lin Several buildings were damaged
and a civilian was wounded ana two
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-20
ENGLAND MEANS
To KEEP FOOD
FROM GERMANY
Sir Edward Grey Tells Wash
lngton Why Cargo of VIII
helmlna Must Go to British
Prize Court,

taY moRNtNo JouRNAl spGStst lEsssp wlwsi
London, Feb 10 (S;t0 y. mD The
British government announced today
that IL has decided that the cargo OF
the American steamer Wilheimina
should be held for the decision of the
prize court
This announcement WAS made by
Sir Edward Grey, the British foreign
secretary. II seems TO make clear the
purpose of Great Britain TO declare
all foedstuffs for Germany contra
band as well as TO foreshadow other
reprisaIs, In his note Sir Edward
Grey after reviewing the German
methods Of warfare and denoancing
them as absolute violations OF all in
ternationai usagcs. says.
II therefore his majesty's govern
ment should hereafter feel constrain-
ed To declare foodstuffs absolute con-
irahand or to take other measures for
interfering with German trade by way
OF repfisals, they confidently express
that suCh action will not be chal-
ieuged on the part OF neutral states,
by appeals 70 laws and usages OF war
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-20

French have been thrown out Of the
reetion OF the German trench which
Was occupied by them on February
16
In the Champagne district re-
newed attacks made By strong French
forces, broke down completely under
Effinan FIRE
sln the yosecs the Germans
f,otmed Iieight 500. 10 the south OF
i.usse. and took two machine guns.
IN the eastern war area. The Ger
mans occupied Tcuroggcn Gin the
Russian province az koynoD
"'fhe ongagemcnts Of the pursuing
Germans with the reireating Russians
10 the northwest If Brodno and ia
the north OF Auchawola are nearing
their end The battle 10 The northwest
~ Koino stu continues South Of
MYazynlcc the Germans drove the
Russians out Of several VILLAGES.
10 the north " the Nlstula. In
Poland. minor engagements are TAX
inr place on both sides ~ tho river
Wkra 70 the east Of hacionz.
FROM the region on the south of
the Vlsinln. IN Poland. there Is moth
ms new 20 report
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-20
FRENCH NEWSPAPERS
ON GEIsMANN'S REPLY

Paris Feb. 10 Ol;05 y. m)-The
following French official statement
was given out here tonight
IN Belgium we fepulscd an attack
against our trenches 10 the east Of
Nprcs. The front line of the enemy
I included five companies.
Near RoelincOurt, To the north Of
/ Arras. an attempt by the Germans to
attack our positions was stopped.
In Champagne, In the regions Of
7 sounln, Porthca. and ReauseJ0ur, the
enemy on the night Of February 1913
made five counter.attacks with view
10 recaptnrlng the trenches lost by
him during the previous days
An the attacks were repulsed The
struggle still continues and we have
made further progress
"Dn the ArRonne some eoups de
main attempted by Germans IN the
night of February 1913, failed. We
blew up "a hlockhouse. occupying the
place whore II had stood.
"On the heights of the Mouse 1t.
Les Eparges three German counter
attacks against the trenches when
were captured ON the 18th instant
were ropulsed by he fire Of our arr
iillery.
"ln the NOsRoa between l.usse ana
Wisspmbach. in the region Of The Bon
homme pass, the Germans after sue
ceedlng In gaining fo0th0ld on I'M
No. Coz which they attacked with a
regiment we're thrown out IN the
morning as the conclusion OF nm at
tack by one company and a half OF
our troops. Since then we have main
tanned ourselves III that position Ia
spite Of the violent efforts OF the
Gprmans 10 reeapture II. We also
have repmlsed an attack by the Ger.
mans against the northern ridge OF
the sudel farm"
All the evening papers devote !
space 90 the German reply 10 the |
American note concerning neutral
shipping In the sea war zone created |
by the German proclamation. The
acmi-officia Temps, In a leading ar
ticle. says Germany is making d SUI
premo effort to avoid the conse-
quences OF an inevitable food short |
axe, and that whatever the extenuat- |
ing circumstances may be by which |
Germany surrounds It's pretcntions, |
the United states can only refuse TO |
bow before methods OF war menacng |
the neutral countries. The United |
States continues the Temps, certainly |
will moi lend itself TO the plans of tho /
Germans who want to use them |
against England and her allies IN or
der to prolong the contest for unlyer- |
sal domination.
The conservative republican Jour |
nal dos Dcbats concludes the German |
reply Is simply refusal 70 comply l
With the protests Of the Washington |
'ablnet
This Is reported TO have caused IN |
ho United States disappointment and |
Indignation, says the paper. "The |
Ilrst surprises us because nothing else !
'ould be expected from Germany and !
he second Is natural and Justified
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-20

children were killed. on the 18th
Mitrovicza was shelled. whcreupon
the commander Of our forces ordered
a short bombardment Of Belgrade
with heavy guns. Representatives
were sent 20 inform the Serbian COM
mander that every bombardment by
the Serbians hereafter VIII be an
awered by AN Austrian reply.
Baron stephen Burian, the Aus
TRAN foreign minister, started tonight
for the Austrian staff headquarters,
where ne viii meet Dr. Won Beth
nann-liollweg. the German imperial
chancellor. tomorrow.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-20
Refraincd From Vengeance.

ut is unnecessary here to dwell
upon the treatment that has been
melted out to the civil population of
Belgium and 60 those parts of France
which are IN German occupation.
When Germany, long before any
mines had been laid by the British
authorities. proceeded to sow mines
upon the high seas and by this
not only OF British but also of neu-
trail merchantmen with their unof~
tending crews il was said, and so his
majesty's government held, to open the
way TO them 10 take retaliatory mea-
sures even IL such measures were OF
a kind to involve pressure on the
civil population, not indeed, of nett
trail states but of their enemies. They
refrained from doing SO. When sub
sequently English towns and defense
less British subjects including women
and children were deliberately and
Systematically fired upon and killed
by ships flying the flag of the i'm
perial German navy: when quiet
country towns and villages, void OF
defenSes ana possessing no military
or naval Importance We're lombard
ed by German airships his maiesty's
government still abstained from draw
ing the logical consequences from this
form OF attack on defenseless citizens.
Further Justification.
Further steps in the same direc-
ton are now announced and in fact
have already been taken hy Germany.
British merchant vessels have been
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-20

portancc 20 communicate since the
report Of last night The night OF Feb
ruary rs passed quietly. There were
fairly spirited artillery exchanges in
the valley Of the Aiane and In the
sector OF Rheims In the region Of
Pcrthcs all the positions conquered
by Us remain Ia our hands.
between the Argonne and the
Meuse al the bridge OF Quatre Enfan-
ties. we captured a bomb thrower
I'm the Vosgce We repulsed two In
fantry attacks az a point north OF
Wiszcnbach, In the Bonnie Homme
region, Further we have organized
made melhodical progress both 10 the
north and TO the south 81 the Zudel
farm
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-20
FRENCH STEAMER rs
DAMAGED ~ TORPEDO

uicppe France, Feb. 10 tvia
Paris, 4 a. MIA German Hubna-
zine topedoed this morning without
warning the French steamer Dinorah,
from HaNrc 10 Dunkirk. at a point
sixteen miles m Dieppci
The Dinorah did not sink. but was
towed into Dieppc. No mention w
made OF The loss ~ any Of the crew.
4 plate below the water line was
hIove In BY the torpedo.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-20
Migratory Workers Close.

San Francisco, Feb. 19.-The Migra-
tory Workers of the World closed
their convention with the election
Of officers. The officers elected. tenn
porarily subject to referendum by
letter, were DR.. J. Eads How st.
Louis, national organizer. William j.
Quirke, Philadelphia, president; Mrs.
Cora ~ Harvey. Kansas City, finan-
cial secretary: Robert w. Irwin, ST.
Louis. secretary
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-20
TRENCH OFFICIAL REPORT
or WAR OPERATIONS

Paris. Feb 10 (2s50 p. M THE
French war office this afternoon gave
out a report on the progress OF the
flghilnR which reads as follows:
There has been nothing OF in-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-20
None Hair So Good as chnmho.

Il have tried a number Of con,'
medicines for the children but new,
found any half so good as Chamho.
lain's Cough Remedy" writes NJ.
Alex. Johnson. New Haven, Ind y
will not only check Group but MIL
cure cough or cold quicker ths'
any other remedy We have used m,
children like 1t and know II canna,
do them harm as it Is free fre~ o'
opiates." For sale by all dealers
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-09-04
Deaths Reported.

The following deaths have been re-
ported to the health department In the
la st twenty-four hours:
Edward w. Anderson. 70 years, Elmer
gency Hospital
Charles Hasselfeldt. &c years, United
States Soldiers Home Hospital
John A Swindells, IS years, 1919 y
street northwest.
August Vogelsberger, 81 years, lolo
Sd street northwest.
Mary Tennet. SO years, 1903 9Th street
northwest.
Hubert F. Hates, 20 years. Govern
ment Hospital for the Insane.
Bertha NJ. Smithson, IL years, 1z2O l
street southeast.
Georgia M. Hargey. months, 424 M
! street southeast.
Infant of Mr.. and Mrs. Stephen 8.
Grogan, 45 minutes, Georgetown Hos
pital.
Joseph Branham. as years, s13 v
street northwest.
William B. Hall, % years, 2o32 L
street northwest.
Harriet Smallwood, So years, 2555
Nichols avenue southeast
Silas White, 90 years. Freedmen
Hospital
Elizabeth Jackson, 10 years, 161 Sher-
idan road.
Nancy Conway. 81 years, "a Pomeroy
road southeast.
Robert Taylor, AZ years, Tuberculosis
Hospital
Mary T. Shanklin. 10 months 1926 De
Sales row northwest.
Kinhsten A. Hughes, months, SIG
Tennessee avenue northeast.
Lillian Bolden, 3 months. Children's
Hospital.
Liza r. Hawkins, S months, 1214a
Carrolburg place southwest.