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Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-12-09

paper. the automobile and other ele
ments of modern life are doing much
t. make life in the rural districts more
attractive end on the same level as in
thu city. 1t is no longer ecessary
to work early and late on the far m,
then there is the winter season when
there ia ample time for social enjoy
ment There is an op oortutnity for
thu country and city people to meet at
the churches, lodges, clubs, schools in
events of social nature. She conclu-
ded with the statement that people
would like each other better if they
kneweach other better. Both papers
were excellent.
George Carpenter, W. A. Toole, A.
r. ReinL ing, Dwight Welch and other
members joined in the discussion There
was some objection to the word FAR
mer" being used in certain signs in
Baraboo and member of the CONNER
cial association said that a request
would be made to have them changed.
The sentiment prevailed that so far as
country and city were concerned, that
one was just as tall as the other.
President William Toole announced
the next meeting would be at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs Fl, E. Cole, 908 Ash
street. when Professor George R. Bas-
com of Madison would give an Illus
trated lecture on Home and Fa m
Sanitation
With Miss Ethel R0dwell at the or
gan, musical numbers were furnished
by Lucille Hocum. Lucille Harris. Mable
Barron, Avail Irish and Marie Carpen-
ter
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-12-09
MOTHER! DON'T TAKE
CHANCES IF CHILD'S
TONGUE is COATED
Is Cross, Feverish, Sick
Bilious, Clean Little
Liver and Bowels.

A laxative today saves sick child
tomorrow. Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels, which become clogged up wi b
waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach
sour.
Look at the tongue; Mother! If
coated, or your child is listless, crose'
feverish, breath bad, restless, doesn't
eat heartily, full of cold or has sore
throat or any other children's ailment,
give a teaspoonful of California
Syrup of Figs" then don't worry,
because it is perfectly harmless, and
in a few hours all this constipation
poison, sour bile and fermenting waste
will gently move out of the bowels,
and you have a we'll, playful child
again. A thorough inside cleansing
is oftimes all that ia necessary.
should be the frat treatment given in
any sickness.
Beware of counterfeit fig syrups Ask
your druggist for a 5O-cent bottle of
California Syrup of Figs" which has
full directions for babies, children of
all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Look carefully
and see that it ismade by the "Califo r
MIA Syrup Fig Company. ADV
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-12-09
A Little Book Of Verses

Violet Leigh of Eau Claire has is-
sued a little book of verses and among
the poems are, when you are Gone"
1.-The Morning MAIL, "The Three Wise
Men, 1.-The Snow Soldier, and 9th
ers. The price, paper, is rs cents.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-12-09
LEGAL NOTICE
(First publication Dec. 9, 1879
STATE OF WISCONSIN, COUNTY
q COURT FOR SAUK COUNTY.
IN PROBATE

In the matter of the estate of Della
Cooper Newell, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that at
the regular term of the
county court to be held in and for
said county, at the court
house in the city of Baraboo, in said
county, on the first Tuesday, (being
the 4th day. of jan, 1916, at ten
o'clock in the forenoon. the following
matters will be heard and considered:
The application of F. R Bentley, ex-
ecutor, of the will of Della Cooper New
ell, late of the town of Fairfield, in
said county, deceased, for the exami-
nation and allowance of the final &C.
count of his administration and for
the assignment of the residue of the
estate of said deceased, to such per-
sons as are by law entitled to the same;
and for the determination of the cash
value of such estate and the amount of
tax to which the same is liable.
Dated Dec. 6, 1916.
By order of the court,
w. T. Kelsey, Judge.
Bentley, Kelley & Hill,
Attorneys.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-12-09
Fl uUferS BaCf
at r eedSburg

Reedsburg hunters have returned
from the north woods with .the usual
good luck The following is list of the
lucky ones and the weight of the deer
each brought home.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
The Way Of Robert e. Lee.

General Lee was in the cars going
to Richmond one day, and was seated
at the end farthest from the door The
other seats were filled with officers
and soldiers. An old woman, poorly
dressed, entered at one of the sta.
tions, and, finding no seat and having
none offered her. approached the end
where the general was seated. He i'm.
mediately arose and gave her his seat.
Instantly there was general rising,
each one offering his seat to the gen.
eral. But he calmly said: mo, gen,
tlemen, II there was no seat for the
infirm old woman, there can be none
for me-"
The effect was remarkable. One az.
ter another got out OF the car The
seats seemed TO be too hot for them,
and the general and the old lady soon
had the car to themselves.-So Southern
Churchman.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
Luke McLukn Saws:

Don't knock the crouch, He has 1t
oil over the lad who wants to tell you
Ill about II every time he meets you.
1t actually seems rs If the girls and
the automobiles get better looking ev-
cry year.
Father will go up to fishing camp
and put in a delightful week eating
mud and bugs and spiders and ants.
But If lie sees fly on the dining room
table when he gets home he is SO dis
gusted that lie hasn't any appetite
man always wishes he had more
furniture i'm the house until he gets
home late and tries to sneak I'm bed in
the dark and falls over about 1856. 321
chairs and 4,234,50S tables.
We are always hunting for sure
things. Well, here is one. The shoes
that any girl IS wearing are at least
two sizes too large for her, If you will
leave IT TO her,
Some women can wear bungalow
aprons and look classy, and others al
ways look like everything they have on
was purchased at the ten cent store
IL wouldn't do us n blame bit of good
TO be able to see ourselves as others
zee us. We wouldn't believe our own
eyes.
The mornings when you don't have
to get up and go TO work are the morn
ings when you wake up early and can't
get to sleep again.
q whole lot OF the peaches and cream
egmplexions taste like calcimine aud
shellac.
Fhere are quite n few durn fools IN
this country who would like to get n
chance TO lie nwnke ut night and worry
over the fact that they have 10 pay
nm Income tax on n million dollars.
man won't buy the same package
Of green goods twice. But he will go
right ahead and get married the sec.
Ond time
The reason why n princess knows
TINT fellow hns brains Is because HE
hnif Is curly
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
Mesa vSrde propbets

Tho season so far verifies the wealth
err predictions OF tho Indians who oc-
casionally visit the Mesa Verde ma
tional park In southwestern Colorado
for trading purposes. but who never
stay an hour longer than is necessary.
because OF their dread OF the little
people" who they believe still in
habit. In spirit form. tho prehistoric
cliff dwellings that have made the
Mancos valley famous the world over.
Last fall the Mesa Verde prairie dogs
deserted their villages for new ones,
and the Indians have been shaking
their heads over II all winter. Rain,
much rain" they say; rain all sum-
mer." So far they seem to have pre-
dicted right. And now they are again
shaking their heads. Gold, much
cold" they say; bad winter coming"
And why? Because this summer
game has been unusually plentiful on
the Mesa Verde. Deer are more fire.
quently seen than for years. Rab-
bits and hares are so numerous one
can scarcely go about without seeing
them In largo numbers. Coyotes and
mountain lions are also unusually
plentiful. which may be explained by
the abundance OF tho small game on
which they live
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
TAKE PRIDE IN MORSE oRIcl,
Natives Of Orkney islands Refuse 20
Admit That They Are Of Scot
tlsh Blood.

Miss Elinor Root, who has been Wis.,
Ting tho little-known Orkney islands.
tells us that the natives are very
proud OF their Morse origin. Indignant
ly repudiating the idea that their for
bears were Scottish.
People dc not speak here with
nearly 80 broad an accent as the pco-
pie In Scotland" Miss Root remarked
TO her hostess. and I notice the names
do not sound Scotch-Cutt, Twatt.
flett. Cursitor, and so on. How Is
THAR"
My hostess stiffened visibly.
They are not Scotch. We are not
Scotch. We did not como from Scot
land. Have ye never heard OF the
Norsemen from beyond the seas? We
are the descendants OF them. We are
not OF Scotch blood. Yo do not call
the Irish English; ye're not to call US
Scotch"
i beg your pardon" returned hum
ply. and to change the subject,
plunged into tho theme OF afforesta-
ton. The venture was an unfortunate
one, al trees refuse to grow In the
islands.
Trees spoil the scenery" declared
my hostess. I'VE would not have them
IL We could. IL We go to the southland,
ye cannot see anything OF the scenery
for the trees. We like to see scenery.
-Lippincott's Magazine.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
THE THRICE-A-WEEK EDITION
OF THE NEW YORK WORLD
Practically Daily at the Price Of Q
Weekly No Other Newspaper IN the
world Gives so Much Mt So Low Q
Price

There has never been a time when
newspaper was more needed in the
household. The great war I'm Europe
has now entered its second year. with
no promise Of an end for a long time.
These are Notwithstanding events. In
which the United States, willingly or
unwilling, has been compelled to take
part. No intelligent person can ig-
nore such Issues
The Presidential contest also Will
soon be at hand. Already candidates
for the nomination are In the field,
and the campaign, owing to the ex-
traordinary character of the times.
VIII be of supreme interest. No 9TH
or newspaper will inform you with tho
promptness and cheapness of the
Thrice-a-Week edition OF the New
York World.
The 4hrice-a-Week Worlds regular
subscription price is only 81 90 per
year, and this pays for 100 papers
We offer this unequalled newspaper
and The Argus together for one year
for Si.75. The regular subscription
price OF the two papers is $500
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14

-four on her arms. Some patches OF
It on her face gave a petaI-like effect
TO her otherwise aggressive color. The
pretty dress was pinned far enough
back TO reveal the prettier petticoat--
plus pair OF trimly-clad ankles.
Perhaps these were neither the gar
ments nor the airs in which every
farmer-maiden did her baking. But
then. Sally was no ordinary farmer
maiden. She was all this. Il is true,
but she was, besides, grace and color
and charm itself. And II she chose 20
bake In such attlre-or, even, II she
chose TO pretend 20 do so, where was
the churl 70 say her nay, sven though
the -four was part OF a deliberate
makeup" Certainly he was not
at the store that summer morning.
(To be Continued.)
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
Order of Publication
o WEST VIRGINIA..

STATE o WEST VIRGINIA:
AT rules held i'm the clerks office of
the Circuit Court for the County of
Preston, on the first Monday of Octo-
Der 1915,
1. j. Blaney's Admir-. VS.. |. ]. Blaney's
Heirs, &C.
The object of this suit is to settle
the accounts of j. S. Radabaugh, Ad-
ministrator and subject the lands of
l. j. Blaney, deceased, to the payment
of his debts.
AND 1t appearing from an affidavit
filed in said cause that the defendant
May Blaney Davis, William Davis,
Maude Blaney Gribble, A. w. Gribble.
Lizzie Blaney, Charles Blaney, Mabel
Blaney, Roy Blaney, ID. d. Blaney and
{. M. Blaney are not residents OF this
state, on motion of the plaintiff IL is
ordered that said defendant be re-
CURED to appear within one month af-
ter the date of the first publication OF
this order and do what is necessary to
protect their interests.
II is further ordered that this order
be published and posted as required
by law
a copy Teste:
J. w. WATSON. Clerk.
Published first time, October Z, 1915.
J. w. WATSON, Clerk.
Attest:
JOSEPH " GIBSON.
Counsel for plaintiff. 5O-4t
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14

Az tho national inventors show re-
Gently held I'm New York one OF the
principal attractions was motor. not
larger than an ordinary watcn. which
produced one horse power at a speed
OF about 5000 revolutions per minute.
The tiny motor employs two gyrl
scopes that are operated by Gem
pressed air. steam or petrol and give
the piston two impulses per revoIu-
ticn During the show hundreds OF
persons had the decidedly novel SEN
sation Of holding between their thumb
and forehnger motor that was de-
veloping ono horse power.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
M. & X. Railroad

Lave MorgsntO~n-s6 :6Oa IA T. 10
p. nj and 20 80 p III.
Leave Kinpwood- A n, 2:Ls Il.
m, and .4:57 p. m.
Arrive M. & X Junction-so:ol . n.
2:56 p. m, ard "A r m
Leave NJ d X Junction-.g: 25 n m
4:2O p. m, and 1900 y M.
Leave Kinpwood-+Iu:O7 "A M. = IN
p m, and '6:4l p. III.
Arrive Morgantown-sll: 35a ~ g 20
p. m, and .S:0S D. IN.
*Daily except Sunday.
saturdays only.
There's reason" why subscribers
to The Argus do not want to miss a
single issue.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14

ike a new girl and ana now reiisYei
Of all these troubles. / hope all young
girls will get relief as / have, never
felt better IN my Hfe"-Mrs. JOHN
TETREAULT. Box 116, Sterling, Conn.
Massena, ~ Y.-"I have taken Ly-
dia +. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
and ! highly recommend IL. If anyone
wants 20 write 10 me / will gladly tell
her about my case. ! gas certainly in
a bad condition as my blood was sli turn
ing 70 water. Ihad pimpies on rnyface
and bad color, and for FIVE years had
been troubled With suppression. The
doctors called II 'Anenpla and Exhaus-
ton, and said ! was oil run down, but
Lydia +. Pinkbam's Vegetable Com.
pound brought me out al right. Miss
LAWsA MYRE5, Box ~, Massena, NY.
Young Girls, Heed This Advice.
Girls who are troubled with painfulor
irregular periods, backache, headache.
dragging down Sensations, faisfing
spells or Indigestion, should irnmedfately
seek restoration 30 health by taking1.y-
Ola =. Pinkham's Vegetable COMPOUND,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
MobllIzinq Brains.

Some world-famous names appear
on the list Of the consulting panel
which has been added to the inven-
tons board. Sir William Crookes, o.
M, discovered thallium and invented
the radiometer. among other valuable
services to science. and has written
books on such diverse subjects as
beet sugar, dyeing, calico printing and
fertilizers. Sir oliver Lodge is a high
authority on wireless telegraphy and
other matters. The other names are
equally distinguished and show that
England has at last walked up to the
necessity of mobilizing the brains Of
the nation.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14

MS F'TSt ? fItnd
FH'S ~ ,ndiSrerg2 70 aticio Or
~. 5hay use i'm "a thousand and ore"
ways, are net as many OF US NAV sup
pose. CT very ancient origin Natur-
ally there mas always been substi-
cute, put IL bis only been since 1910
chat machinery has been employed to
any extent in the manufacture OF nails.
Previous to that time they were made
by hand by forging on an anvil and
great numbers OF men were employed
in the industry.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
Muddy M'srnur, Ri.nr

The Missouri Is the muddiest river
In the Mississippi valley; it carries
more silt than any other large river
In the United States except possibly
the Rio Grande and the Colorado For
every square mile of country drained
1t carries downstream 3S1 tons of dis
solved and suspended matter each
year.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
state Of Ohio, city Of Toledo,

state Of Ohio, city Of Toledo CO.
Lucas County,
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he ia
senior partner of tn firm Of r. !. Cheney
" Co, doing business i'm the Civ Of
Toledo, County and State aforesaid. and
that said firm will pay the sum of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every case ~ Cmarrah that cannot be
cnred 10y The usc Of HALLS CATARRH
CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn 90 before me and subscribed i'm
my presence, this 9Th day of December,
a ID. 1856.
(SeaD A W GLEASON,
Notary Public
Halls Caiarrah Cure is taken internally
and acts directly npon the blood and mu
cons surfaces OF the system send TO
testimonials. free
) j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by all Druggists tyc.
Take Halle Family Pills Tor constipation
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14

The drying of apples has become one
OF the great industries OF the day. and
people who live on the farms and in
villages and towns are Just as enthu.
siastic about the prospect of apple
pies and sauce from dried fruit as are
the people living in closely segregated
sections of our large cities.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
Cautious Preparation

DO you study subject thorough
ly before you make a speech on IT,"
mot too thoroughly" replied SEN
ator Sorghum. You're liable to find
there's so much about 1t that you
don't know. that you'll get discour-
aged"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
The GaucI1o.

The gaucho, or cowboy OF the r',lns
II the basin Of Rio de la Plata Us
)een celebrated in song and story
lutte as much as has his prototype IN
North America, to hich he closely
corresponds. The gaucho is not al
ways, however. a cowboy; he is oc-
,asionally a rover and his intimate
knowledge OF frontier life has been of
gree re in the gradual develop
N rsentina's vast Patagonian
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
Is That Sol

Luke McGluke.-Dere Cir were get
tin ALFRED tired of havin the paper
apere unce or twise yere with Luke
McGluke has got Rumetism or Some
thing else we are pain good mony to git
yore COLON 800 days yere so let that
there snake he'd whisky aloan and give
us our monies worth. Yores Truely, A
Louisville Reeder slt
P. s. l am alsoe n Rumetism sub
jeck).
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
Mixed.

A resident lady suggests that motor
lists be kindly requested to make as
little noise as possible while In the
neighborhood OF churches where or
who insists that most OF the fuss
churches are located on much fire.
quented paved streets.-St. Marys co.
Leader.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14

To prevent tartar forming on the
teeth dip an orangcwood stick in clear
lemon juice and rub % an over The
teeth and close up TO the gums four on
i've times a week Once or twice o
day rub the gums WITH glycerin
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
,spIlo emps DUG s,oIInd

FF"FT UUS'O-' PNHO SFOddU0I oVIIHV
go 10 7Ie suoHplIodmI gu, u L5a
-mnu I9lBeLS oql 7nq 'saI9ads 1ueIautp
00e'I lu9saId9I sLa5uHIls peIou 1901
uo!illm JIbu 9VL '6Bp euo ulplIA
poIIoluv w sleuomp emoo9a aAuu 600
III SO Gupm Sc puu OOO'O0e lnoae ol
s1unome 6Usnuue s9lBlS pol!un sq}
oSH! p9liodmI spIIq 10 I9qmnu 9uL
'spJIa p91IoduI
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14

Biii--fargets upon which riacmen
shoot at motion pictures have been ap-
proved for training military marks
men.
Jili-Wcll Two seen a whole lot OF
moving pictures that ought TO be shot,
all right
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
The Great Maioritx

well, well!' exclaimed Mr.. Gabb as
he looked up from his newspaper. 'I
see that your friend the Widow Per
kins has Joined the great majority"
WHAT asked Mrs. Gabb. "Is she
deadr
NO" replied Mr.. Gabb "She has
married man named Smith"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14

month aEi was very
weak. / was also
bothered q lot with
female geskpsss I
read your little book
. Wisdom for Wo-
men, and I saw how
o tn ers had been
helped by Lydia +.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound, AMI
decided 20 tryit, and
a hoa rrarta r,o F.,f
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
Frank Confession,

When you got out of college dare
say there was nothing you thought you
couldn't do"
Not quite. I knew / couldn't get
pass In Greek, II I had it to do over
again"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14

The best advertised. the most pat
foDlzed the least criticised. the most
eulogized paper In Preston county
The Argus. Try
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
Hard Job

a Lone Island man promised 70
return 10 bis wife n she would &C.
knowledge that be was boss II 10
pretty hard 20 change natural facts
By an acknowledgment OF the oppo
site.-Minneapolis Journal.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
liza hia wnrth

F0ld Misery gave the 1;fccuard a
dollar when be saved bin ffon
drowning. and what do You think tho
gsaFd did?'
What did he d09"
Gave him 10 cents change"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
WuHI

IN this hasn't pestered you too much
Please print IL without fail:
The most uncanny thing In the world
Is n dog without tail.
j. MEG, Violent Ward. GAINESVILLE. O.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
Hard Labor.

ChollIe-You look tired, my boy.
clarenee-Yes; I've been working.
What doing. prayf"
winding w my wrist watch, Of
course"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
No Joke.

BE careful. boy. you'll find that you
Should know just where TO stop;
Just show me "A highnyer who
Has ever reached the top.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14

Things TO Worry About.
The Abyssinian tZoo-tzoo is very
fond of red ants.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14

Length o. Panama Cs9aI
From deep water % de- water, he
Panama canal is jl.t &c niles in
length.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
IN STERLING
LIVES 4 GIRL
Who Suffered AS Many Girls
Do-Tells How She
Found Relief.

Sterling, Conn. ~ an pi.l Of q
years and / used TO faint a,Vav every
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
Just For That We Won't Use the Pic
turet

Dear Luke-We second the motion
that your picture be run ut the head
Of your column. 1t would mean an
extra laugh for us every morning.-A
w. Edwards.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14

Wealthy.

The man who's always free from pain
And who enjoys good health.
ls one man who should not complain.
For he has untold wealth
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
Names is Names,

Otto Graf is secretary OF the Social
list party at Hamilton, o.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14
Bits Of Byplay
By Luke McLuke
Copyright. 1915. the Cincinnati
Enquirer
Epitsphs.

Epitaphs.
"EIe Borrowed Friends Automo-
bile
He Took the Wrong Tablets
"He Thought II Would Be Fun to
Rock the Boat"
He Argued Religion In Saloon
HE Didn't Know IL Was Loaded"
"He Was an Innocent Bystander."
Fired.
barkeep oft is goaded.
The DRINKS sure make him tired,
And when n man Is loaded
The barSecp sees he's fired
Hull
u warned you not TO take chances
with your money ut the race track.
didn't II" exclaimed the old fogy.
Il didn't take any chances with it,
argued the wise guy. ~ lost It all on
sure things"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-14

Our Daily Special.
When you gamble on yourself don't
be piker.