Denver labor bulletin., 1915-10-23
Makes Life Worth Lining
: Printers Paper at Los Angeles Sure
Cure 70 rthe Blues-Items
that Interest.

a
TIE issue of The Good Samaritan, the
bright, breezy publication sent out by
the TribUoN and Express chapels of Los
Angeles for October IL, is at hand. and
is a daisy. II is read with interest by
printers and other members of the craft
evcrywherr. Below are items clipped
from the last issue that will be enjoyed
by printer people of Denver. as they re-
fer to former residents OF this place and
Colorado Springs:
Dave Coleman formerly of Denverl
Hl,a- adopted policy OF retrenchment
Following bear raid recently on his
'ace full hand. Dave had an idea that
his was the biggest hand in the deck
and his awakening was painful 10 be-
hold. He is now on the water wagon.
is smoking -togies. walking to work and
ha- put himself on wartime rations."
There is 10 telling what II man will
do after landing in Los Angeles. J. A.
Conkle (ex-editor OF The Bulletm) was
satisfied in Denver To play the ponies,
n little poker on the side. or maybe a
little faro. but since becoming a citizen
oi the sunny southland nothing will DO
but Tor him to become a Tabid devotee
OF that wild and exciting game called
GOLF Next thing he viii be doing
- - 'hRpe
Speaking of ID. w Parkinson (eN-
delegate from Denyerl of the Tribune.
let us say that Park l. ~ tony as the
next one, and i second TO Oscar ingle
due in the matter OF dress. Their co..
; TUNES are precisely the same. except
that Park wears dollic collar. and
Oscar has his panties sawed off. Also
Park carries his cane in the air, thus
eNalting his coat tail. II behooycs us
10 say, however, that he wears his vest
on upside down. OF his gallu-es hav.
failed him. Some one pull the string
and sec."
James r. Gustafson. formerly OF
Schnectady, \. v. but now OF Boulder.
Colo, Is man OF good judgment, con
sequently knows a good thing when he
secs It. Boulder Typographical union
Possesses much the same quality. in
proof Of the first statement we have
only TO say that Gus has written for
al available back number OF the Good
Samaritan. A. well a. forthcoming -
sues. As Tor the second. Boulder union
sent him 10 Denver a. delegate 10 the
State Federation Of Labor and the In
ter Mountain Typographical conference.
where he was initiated INTO the Noble
ordcr Of Turkeys.
Very we'll. Gus"
Harry Oscar Iugledue llatc OF Colo
rado Springsl is president OF the Tri-
flers' union and is the bcst dressed
printer in Los Angeles. Harry Oscar is
q most devoted follower of Dame Fash
~ In the person of dainty blonde
N6amscl. The latest in dress j. very
obsolete with Harry, who is the author
~. a l..
cynoeure OF all eyes Dress.up week His
costume was marvellous creation. and
consisted Of tbcginning at the small endl
the following; A silk tile bound with
velvet 10 protect the softer parts; a
barndoor collar. polka dot tie, a vest
cut low to save expense, striped socks,
~ sa-h-cled pumps and pantalettes, with
Jand of blue baby ribbon and floral
fringe. A reporter was sent out TO in
tervied Oscar, but when he returned he
had nothing in the way of manuscript
except the bushes that were written on
his brow
@Bm Snyder late of Colorado
Springs) submitted a paragraph to the
editor for insertion in the last number
% the Good Samaritan. and IL was
accepted. After the appearance of the
paper Snyder accused the editor OF rank
l'.eourssy for accepting the ecntriby
tion and laftcrward bluc.peneiling Il.
We pleaded not guilty. whcreupon Bill
jumped to the conclusion that il must
have been done by the operator. As
the article referred to Oscar Ingieduc
a. the president of the Triflcrs' union
and the name had been eliminated, he
inferred that Oscar must be the guilty
party lie should be discharged; com
mon hired help must not under any
circumstances BE- permitted TO trifle
with Good Samaritan copy-not except |
ing the president of the Tnflcrs. After
Bill had worked himself up TO a white
heat the editor dug up the copy in
question as proof that the name had
never been inserted. Nobody home