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The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
HANDS LIKE VELVET
Kept So by Daily Use of cuticura Soap and Ointment Trial Free.

On retiring soak hands in hot Cuti- cura soapsuds, dry and rub the Oint- ment into the hands some minutes Wear bandage or old gloves during night This is a "one night treat ment for red, rough, chapped and sore hands It works wonders.
 Sample each free by mail with 32-p. Skin Book. Address Cuticura, Dept. KY, Boston. Sold everywhere-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
Horse Don'ts.

Don't stand your horse on an in clined plank floor.
 Don't allow the horse to stand in a draft.
 Don't wait until the horses shoul ders are sore before properly fitting the collar.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
SORE EYES
Making War Impossible

T shall yet succeed said the in. Eentor, in producing weapon SO deadly that war must cease.
 I shouldn't be surprised" replied Miss Cayenne. 4 few more engines of destruction may kill off people un. til there won't be enough to conduct a battle
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
Willing.

Do, you know how many gallons of intoxicating liquor are consumed in this country every year." asked the reformer.
 No. l don't" said the man with the red nose, but if you'll lend me a dime I'll go across the street and help the good work along
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
To Drive Out Malaria
 And Build C2 The System

TaKe the Old Standard GROVE $ TASTELESS chill TONIC You know what you are taking. as the formula IS printed on every label showing 1t IS Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The Quinine drives out malaria. the Iron builds up the system. 50 cents. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
Couldn't Put That in Print

Doctor-That last case has made me miss the big dinner this evening to the distinguished Professor Jay. It's too late now.
 His Whichever mind, dear; the speeches will be published.
 Doctor-Yes. but the dinner won't
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
DOES YOUR SKIN
 ITCH AND BURN?

If your skin itches and burns with eczema CT any such tormenting. un- slightly skin disease. simply wash the sore places with resinol soap and hot water. dry, and apply a little resinol ointment. The itching stops INSTANT. LY. you no longer have 10 dig and scratch. sleep becomes possible. and healing begins at once That is be cause the soothing. antiseptie resinol medication strikes right into the sur. face. arrests the action of the disease. and almost always restores the tor tured. intiamed skin to perfect health quickly, easily and at little cost
 Prescribed by doctors for twenty years, and sold by all druggists -Ady.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
More Useful.

Belle. it is shame the way you keep those two nice young men on the string. You really should tell which one you prefer
 No believe in maintaining strict neutrality"
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
ManIlrinn Fruit rrees

Unless manure is we'll routed and fined. it should not be allowed to come in direct contact with the roots of fruit trees, but be scattered broadcast over the surface
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
His Way.

"Old General Putnam would be good man to have in the emergen- cies of this war"
 Why so?'
 Because he knew how to jump into a hole and get out of one.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
Those Holland Bulbs.

Baeon-G see British marines in- termed in Holland are receiving ten cents and noneommissioned officers D cents a day as pocket money.
 Egbert- Why that's hardly enough to keep em in bulbs
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

such pains in m y id e s, and terrible baekaehe SO that I could hardly stand. l took six bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham 8 Ve 2 e t a ble Com pound, and now l can d 0 an y amount of work. sleep good. eat good, and don t have a bit of trouble. I
 T Tr
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
A SIiuht Mistake.

Was it the Goodchild ranges the Russians have been driven from % There's no such place as the Good child ranges"
 T mean the Beskids-same thing.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
Hard to Please.

Here's your bean soup. sir Any thing else. sir?"
 Umm," said the patron, as he sur yeyed the watery mixture before him. You might show me the bean"
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

No matter how insignificant man may be, he is firmly convinced that his superiority will some day be recog- nized.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
Minhtu Slow Pay.

Staylate-I always pay as go Miss Weary tyawning Your cred itors have my sympathy.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
Two venetahIes

Dicer-IsR't there another vegetable that goes with this beef besides pota. to-
 Waiter Yes. there's horserad- ish
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

Go to friend for advice. to a stran- ger for charity and to relative for nothing.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
A Left Hand.

No matter how many times a girl gives her hand in marriage to man. remarked the Observer of Events and Things, she always has one left
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
Cures Ivy Poisonino

For ivy poisoning apply Hanfords s Balsam. It is antiseptic and may be used to kill the poison Prompt relief should follow the first application. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

Smile, smile, beautiful clear white clothes Red Cross Ball Blue, American made, therefore best All grocers. Adv
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
Oil the Harness.

The appearance and life of harness is greatly increased by the judicious use of good harness oil every two or three months.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

Beautiful, clear white clothes delights the laundress who uses Red Cross Ball Blue. All groeers. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

People who are too fresh are always getting into a pickle.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

When a married man disappears his relatives drag the river But the de- teetives look for his lady friend.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
Surely.

Patience-What does a woman have to do first to get a divorce9
 Patrice-Why, get remarked, of course.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

When you dislike anyone, isn't it a fact that you dislike his laugh more than anything about him?
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

A wise girl never turns down one offer of marriage until sine gets a strangle hold on a better one
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
Morntno After

Mrs Gayboy Who brought you home last night
 Gayhoy=An enemy.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
Are They Ready?

Look over the farm tools and ma. chinery and see that they are in good condition for use when needed.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

It's easier to land husband than to keep him landed.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
Use Good Iools

Plan to cultivate the garden thor. oughly this summer. Get the best tools for this work.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

The rule is that those who shave themselves hear less baseball.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

New styles are usually old ones peo- pie have forgotten
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

The average man Is always paid av- craze wages.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
youR OWN DRUGGIsr WILL TELL YOU

Try Murine Rye Remedy for Red, Weak, watery hyes and Grsnulated Kyelids; No Smarting- just Rye comfort. Write for Book of the Eye by mail Free Murine Rye Remedy Co.,. Chicago
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

Sold upon merit-Hanford Balsam. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

Probably the biggest thing about jealous woman is her suspicion.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
WOMAN COULD 4
 HARDLY STAND
Because of Terrible Back. ache. Relieved by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
 ble Compound.

Philadelphia, Pa. -" 1 suffered from displacement and inflammation, and had
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

For sprains make thorough appli. cation of Hanfords Balsam, we'll rub. bed in. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

Wounds on man or beast should be healed by Hanford's Balsam Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
Danger Signals to Women

are what one physician called backache. headache, nervousness. and the blues. In many cases they are symptoms of some female derangement or an intiam- matory, ulcerative condition. which may be overcome by taking Lydia E. Pink ham sVegetable Compound. Thousands of American women willingly testify to it's virtue.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10

Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to every suffering woman. Mfrs HARRY FISHER, 1925 Dounton St, Nicetown, Pa
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-10
Another woman's Case.

Providence, R. I.-"I cannot speak too highly of your Vegetable Compound as it has done wonders for me and I would not be without it. I had dis placement, bearing down, and backache, until could hardly stand and was thor oughly run down when I took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. 1t helped me and 1 am in the best of health at present. work in factory all day long besides doing my homework so you can see what it has done for me. give you permission to publish my name and I speak of your Vegetable Compound to many of my friends. Mrs. ABEL LAW SON, l26 Lippitt St, Providence. RI.
The Press., 1915-02-17
The Red Cross.

Editor Peoples Column-For the information of numerous readers of your widely circulated paper I beg to say that very few are aware of the fact that the Red Cross service was started by Pope Innocent XII in the second half of the 17th century and consequently is due to the Papacy. In the course of the war with the Turks made illustrious by the Polish hero, John Sobieski, Pope Innocent XI was struck by the sad fate of the sick and wounded suffering from in- sufficiency of sanitary aid and con. ceived the idea of establishing at his own expense in Hungary flying hospital provided with an abundant staff of doctors and surgeons, who followed the Christian Army every where. Thus was the foundation ot the sanitary and Red Cross service of to day laid by Pope of Rome, just as our nuns laid the foundation of nursing service before the days of the noble and devoted Florence Nightin- gale, who herself paid tributes to Catholic nuns.-Frank J. Flood in Boston Globe.
The Press., 1915-02-17
HOME NEWS.
LOCAL NOTICES.

Matter under this head 10 cents periiIe.)
 HI. M. Swartfiguer of Rockville wil make his next visit to BurwelPs stor' Friday. Feb. 18th.
 You certainly cannot afford to neglect catarrh, colds or bronchitis when Andert Jacobsen sells Hyomei on the No-cure no-pay" plan. It gives quick and lasting benefit. and is perfectly harmless-yor breathe 1t. | At a meeting of Stafford Coun il, No | 1895, Knights of Columbus, held Feb 15, 1915, the following resolutions were adopt ed:
 Whereas, It has please God to remove from our midst our late brother, Francis E. Fitzpatrick !: and
 Whereas, The relations held by our de ceased brother of this Council make 1t proper that we should place on record our appreciation of his loyalty as Knight of Columbus and his merits as man there fore be 1t
 Resolved, That while we bow in hum ble submission to the will of the Most High, we do not the less mourn for our brother who has been called to rest.
 Resolved, That in the death of Francis E. Fitzpatrick this Council loses broth CT who was jealous for the welfare of the Order; one who was wise in counsel and fearless in action, ever ready to assist the needy and distressed, and whose virtues endeared him not only to members the Order but to all his fellow citizens.
 Resolved, That this Council tender its heart felt sympathy to the family of our deceased brother in this their sad afflic- tion, and that these resolutions be enter ed upon the records of the Council and published in the Stafford Press, and the charter of the Council be draped in mourn. ing for thirty days.
 < $s"s; $ S: S. SssSss' Ss}sSs:'' ss1ss' Committee
The Press., 1915-02-17
EVERY STREET IN STAFFORD SPRINGS Has ItsiShare of the Proof That Kid
 nev Sufferers Seek.

Backache? Kidneys weak?
 Distressed with urinary ills?
 Want reliable kidney remedy?
 Don't have to look far Use what Stafford Springs people recommend. Every Street. in Stafford Springs has its cases.
 Here's one Stafford Springs woman s experience.
 Let Mrs. John Irons, Furnace Ave. tell it.
 She says: Kidney trouble came on me first with heavy pain through my back, then the kidney secretions bothered me and I became all run down. could hardly get about to do my homework. Being advised to try Doan's Kidney Pills by relative, whom they had benefited, got box at the Eaton Drug Store. They brought the best results. The pains quickly left and my kidneys became normal''
 Price 5Oc, at all dealers. Don t simply ask for kidney remedy-ge Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that Mrs. Irons had, Foster -Milburn Co. , Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Press., 1915-02-17
A Brioht Scholar.

One of the earlier French princes being too indolent or too stupid to ac Iuire his alphabet by the ordinary proc ess. d squad of servants were placed in attendance upon him. each with 6 huge letter painted upon his breast. As he knew not their names he waS oblig ed to call them by their letter when he wanted their services, which in lu. time gave him the requisite degree oi literature for the exercise of the roya functions
The Press., 1915-02-17
WELLINGTON.

l CARD OF THANKS II wish through The
 Press to express my sincere thanks for the many acts of kindness done for my
 dear sister during her long and painful
 illness and to myself in my present and
 past affliction. J. 0. SPARKS. If the weather permits there will
 be prayer meeting Thurs lay even- | ing.
 Prayer is taking hold of God s
 willingness not conquering His reluc- tance''
 Mrs. Hunt of Willimantic is a guest of her cousins, Mrs. William Eldredge and family.
 Several are waiting for zero weather before filling their ice houses with desirable summer supply. The regular business meeting of the Ladies' Aid society will be held with Misses Palmer and Cunning Friday, the 18th at 2 o'clock p. m. general attendance is desired
 On Saturday, the Daleville school, Miss Wostrel teacher, made an all day visit to the Centre school, Miss Fuller. teacher. The graded pupils had their lessons together, there was a bountiful picnic lunch, valentines were exchanged and it was altogether a very notable, pleasant and profitable occasion.
 There were 70 present at Bible school Sunday morning. Pastor Dar- rows excellent admonitory sermon had for text Galatians 5: 1. MT. Darrow announced that the service on Sunday, the 18th would be made especially appropriate for our foreign speaking people by the presence of speaker able to make himself under stood by all whatever their national ity. MT. Darrow asks that this notice may be extended and it is hoped that our foreign speaking friends be invited and encouraged to attend this special service.
The Press., 1915-02-17

497 544 52O 1861 On Wednesday night the Red Sox captured all three points from the Braves. The score:
The Press., 1915-02-17
"A Poor Poet"

One afternoon Browning went to call on Lady Kinlorh and missed his way A lady was standing OH her doorstep and he asked her to direct him to the house She could not tell him. but of frred to look it III, for him in the di rectory and took him into the house produced d directory, and together they found out what he wanted to know. and then she came out to the doorstep again so that she could point out to him the direction he had to take. He thanked her. went down the steps, hcsitated and then turned and came back to her, saying: Perhaps you may like to know to whom you have been so kind am poor poet. and my name is Robert Browning."-Westm ster Gazette.
The Press., 1915-02-17

Dyspepsia is America's curse. To re- store digestion, normal weight, good
 health and purify the blood, use Burdock
 Blood Bitters. Sold at all drug stores. Price, $1.
The Press., 1915-02-17
A BRIGHT
 .:.LIGHT.:.

outside your store will demand attention and pull business your way. 1t will more than pay for itself. You will lose more business than the lamp costs if you do not take advantage of Display Window Lighting rate with this light.
The Press., 1915-02-17
Whx She Iiked It

Anna-How do you like being en. gagged to Jack?
 Agnes Ca literary girD-Oh, it's won derful. The dear fellow calls me a poem, envelops me in his arms and seals with q k.~sL Judge.
The Press., 1915-02-17

IIISH tedIH tUtdI, ". T. w., 0d High team string, Y M. O., 33 High single string, F. Whitaker, l3 High three strings, A. Whitaker, 33
 High Five Men.
The Press., 1915-02-17

In the Duck Pin league last week number of new scores were made. The Giants on Tuesday night raised the high total to 1899 and the high team string to $50, but the Red Sox on Wednesday night raised the high team string to 567, and B. Mullins made two new individual high scores, mak ing single string of 15O and the three strings of 379. The following is the score for Tuesday night when the Giants took two points to the Athletics one:
The Press., 1915-02-17
THE FINAL. TEST

of coal for domestic use where Is fl madeS
 We say Ia the Kitchen range.
 At the most you have tp attend your furnace three or four times a day. From TEN to FIFTY times a day the house keeper manipulates he drafts in the kitchen range, and the fire must answer her bidding or time Is wasted.
 First quick, then slow oven,-a fire for boiling and then for hroiling, "a sig zler' for hustllng that dinner, then a fire that will keep through the afternoon with out attention, and will be ready for the emergencies of the supper hou,,-and last, but not least, fire that will keep all night and be ready for the greater emer- geney of serving a hot breakfast in s~ort, maximum efficiency vi minimum bother,-that Is what thousands of house. keepers are demanding and getting from D. &. H. CHESTNUT COAL BEST FOR THE KITCHEN RANGE.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-03-30
Angeles y Lascurain, candidates a
la presidencia provisional
Al prirnero 10 apoyan los zapatistas al Sc
gundo, los villistas

Ascgura tambiGn el general Obre
g6n que aGn existcn dificultades Y
.rivalidades entire los yiliistas Y "a
'patiStas. siendO 10 mas probable que
.esas rencillas Sc traduzcan en- nue.
VOS diSturbiOs entire ambas faccio-
mes, al nOmbrarse nuevo presidente
provisional pOr la Convention de
Mexico, 10 cual debera efectuarse
.el dia primerO de Abril. FL candi-
datO de los Villistas para ese pues-
to parece que es el general Felipe
Angeles: mientras que el de los "a
patistas eS el Lie. Pedro LasCurain,
que fuG MinislrO de Relaciones del
Pasa Ia pagina s, columna 5.
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NJ 81 HA RENOVADO Ell ATAQUE SOBRE MNTAMOROs

zarSe de nuevo anteS de emprcnder
un nuevo aSaltO pues dicrn que es-
t. Serd decisive y para el cfectO
neceSitan acumular mas elementoS
y estudjar Ia forma en- que Sc lie
vard 4 cabO.
Hay una diverSidad de opiuiones
en cuantO a la impOrtaucia de Ia
derrOta Sufrida por los villiStas
pueS mientras estos aseguran que
no ha,e tai derrota y que el ataque
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-03-30
TeIegrama especial para IA PRENsA.

WASHINGTON. Mario 29.-En la
agcncia carrancisla de cSJa capital
Sc ha reciDido un despacho del ge-
neral AIyaro ObrcG6n. Que actual
mcntc Sc cncucnlra Ell san Juan del
Rio. poblaci6n pertcnccicntc al Es-
ladO de Qurritaro. en- el cual ma
uifiesta que los zapatistas despues
de haber dadO mucrte al ciudadanO
americana John R. Nc ManuS, ALA
.naron la casa habitaci6n de un fran
cGs que vive en- San Pedro de los
.Pinos. cerca de Mexico, habiendO
maltratado a la seHOra esposa de
este.
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relegrama especial para Ia PRENSA.

WASHINGTON. u. e. Mario %
Ell general carranciSla AIvaro Obre-
goa. que Salid de la ciudad d" Ne
Xico con todas las fuerzas de Su
mando cl dia diez del prcsenle mes.
Y cuyo paradero eXacto no ha sido
possible conocer todavia, voIvcri a
la capital de Ia rcpiblica mcXicana
con cl prop6Sijo de- ocuparIa nue.
yamcnte.
Este es el rumor iuSitcntc que
circuIa desde aver en tsla ciudad
| Y que eStd basadO en- las noticias
recibidaS por el Deparlamento de
EStadO americana.
Tambi6n Sc rumora aqui que en-
vista de la nueva actitud del ge-
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Pasa a la pigina s, cOlumna ).
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PaSa a la pigina s, coIumna 5.
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Pa,a Ia pigiua 5, coiumna =
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PaSa a Ia pagina s, columna 5.
The Ketchikan miner., 1915-06-17
ANCHORAGE TowNSITE
 SURVEY PROGRESSING

Anehorag ge,-Under the supervision If Examiner of Survey Warner, the new townsite is being laid off in lots snd blocks, streets and alleys. At first 1t was decided to make the streets 60 feet in width but yielding to the wishes of the citizens as ex- pressed in petitions. those in charge increased the width to So feet. Tins will afford better fire protection.
 To hasten the opening of the town, site, a number of citizens joined il n sending message to Secretary Lane. It was sent by wireless aboard he steam schooner Ramona, in the aarbOs at the time and reads IS follow:
 Residents of Anchorage respect fully urge the opening of the town site immediately upon the completion of the survey now progressing. to relieve chaotic business conditions now prevailing. Sentiment opposes leasing of lots as against individual ownership. Cook Inlet Pioneer.
The Ketchikan miner., 1915-06-17
oRDrNANcE NO iia

An ordinance amending ordinance No. 5a entitled ssan ordinance per taining to the fire department anu fire prosecsion,'' passed and approv- ed Juno goth, 1906.
 The Common Council of the Town of keschikan does hereby ordain:
 Section l. That section No, Ia of said ordinance No 54 be and the same is hereby repealed and stricken out and the following section be and is hereby enacted and substituted in place thereof, wis:
 Section lS The fire limits of the Town of Ketehikan are hereby de clarcd to be the complete limits of said Town and are coextensixe there with.
 Section ,, That Section No. IT of said ordinance No. 54 be and the same is hereby repealed and stricken out and the following section be and Is hereby enacted and substituted In place thereof, viz:
 Section +. The flues or chimnevs for conducting smoke in all buildings or other structures in the Town of ketchikan shall hereafter be con strueted of good hard brick, con- crete or stone. and shall have walls not less than four inches in thick ness,a nd shall be well plastered in side. but if such chimney be con- strueted of concrete the minimum thickness shall be two and one half inches and must not be plastered on the inside. All ehimneys not built from the ground shall he well sup aortesl by good substantial posts or timhers. All ehimneys must be built in such manner that they will not at any point rest upon the floors. Partitions, ceilings or roofs through which they pass. No chimney shall rest upon brackets unless it he less than ten feet long, and the brackets must be well and substantially built, and all such constructions are sub ject to the approval of the Fire Warden.
 Section 3. That this ordinance shall he published in the Daily Miner a newspaper published in the Town of Ketchikan by two publications there of, and shall be in force and effect from and after it's passage and ap- proyal
 Passed and approved this 16th day of June 1915.
 JNo. R. BEEGLE, President of Common Council and Ex-Oficio Mayor Attest
 S. A. PLUMLEY. Clerk
The Ketchikan miner., 1915-06-17
2INCE RUPERT GETS
 FIRST GLASS PITCHER

Word comes from Prince Rupert that the Baseball Team at that .slaee has secured Ben Hunt as pitch 1T for tho season. Hunt is a sscraek- er jack ' in the twirling line, being q way ahead of Moreland, their last years pitcher. in that hc is very good man with the stick. Hazleton ms good ball team this year, al a, having crossed bats with Rupert recently. being defeated by Rnper' with score of to 3.
The Ketchikan miner., 1915-06-17
Present indications are that eoppe

Present indications are that copper ore will be going forward from this place to the Tacoma shelter within few days from at least two different properties, the Anaconda and Grafser, says the Whitehorse Star No arrangements have vet been made for the resumption of work On the Pueblo, but negotiations ire pentling and may be consummated at any