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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-04-12
Louvain Professor Here

Professor Albert Carney WIG VIC 4.
the chair Of comparative phllologss ~,
the University OF Louyain' atiil'' osr s.
last night or the American i, nnoo,ths
Louis. lie will remain SIX ".y o.
iecturing at Columbia univeitsD .s,r,.
Oriental languages. German IA ds
he said soon after landing; ma SS' and
stroyed his home. worth Slo,VyySS rsry.
carried OF the contents OF MS '' Sool,,
~bicb included three thousand ;o o.t
his manuscripts and scien'ine 1857
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-04-12
STOCK EXCHANGE FOR THE WEEK
Rcprintcd from The Sunday Tribune.

L. ,o rsuaI number shares OF all
togctLer With lowest mat Oh
of the week, and me anu INV p'
Iei5 high and ov OF the year WA $500,
10 2266300 against -3I-olov "
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19

One of Effendi Bey's Ifeutenants,
made up to look like Ivan the Terri
Bile. rode up to our table to inquire If
a waiter had taken our order. Hep
told him no, but Ivan couldn't believe
it. Ivan was firm in his disbelief I'M
til Hep gave him money, then he saw
the light and went joyously away from
there.
Presently a waiter arrived who in
some other incarnation must have
been a pirate on the Spanis1 Main
He had a chin which was divided
against itself, and forehead which
was retreating hurriedly on the fourth
speed.
One look at Captain Kidd and ]
knew that Helps desire to die poor
but popular would be realized.
All the time the Captain was taking
our order he was sizing us up and
hoping in Portuguese that Helps eye
sight wasn't good SO he could short
change him.;
Finally the deadly Rover of the Seas
decided to give US our food first anG
make US walk the plank afterwards
Then he bore away, SOU by sou'east
for the kitchen where he dropped an
Choir and sharpened his boarding
irons.
In the meantime, while we awaited
the return of the Pirate King, oul
friend Hep was busy tipping.
Every time he took a cigarette from
his case four eager walters would
dash forward with lighted matches
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19

hands, whereupon Effendi Bey began
to hum, In my harem-my dinky
little haremi" and turned US over to
Murad Pasha. one of his lieutenants-
Murad Pasha led us to a table and
stood there-counting the spoons
until Hep could find another pocket
containing money.
Then Murad Pasha, clutching his
share of the plumber, with many bows
and obeisances. faded out of our lives
and Giovanni Handsandfetsi, the ON
nfbus. began to splash water into our
glasses.
Hep got rid of Giovanni by stalking
him to enough money to enable his
little brother Angelo to get through
college, and thereafter for a period of
ten or fifteen minutes Hep was per
mitted to breathe quietly through his
nose, and his pocketbook enjoyed a
much needed rest
Soon, however, another coughing
fit came on and his struggles for
breath were pitifuL
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19
SEEING LIFE wh
+ zN1 JOHN HENRY
HS1h2y Geo1qeXI1obart
E1N<}NNl VI John Henry On Tipping
John Henry On Tipping

but he has memorized the name of
every street in Paris
So when Hep exhausts his nine or
binary words he begins to use up the
streets He rushes, regardless of speed
limits, all over the city of Paris Out
to Vanguard, over to the Batignolles,
to Clichy, by rues and side streets
to the eastern Boulevard Beaumar
chais and ST. Denis, then across lots to
the western Boulevard des ItaEens,
then into the high and on through the
Place de la Concorde, around corners
on one wheel into the Champs EIysees
and ON and on with the muller off
it's immense.
However, as / was saying some time
ago, Peaches and dined with Hep and
he handed us a few lessons in the gen.
t-tle pastime of tipping, he surely did
From the very moment we entered
| the aristocratic beanery he began the
giving of aims
The attendant at the revolving
doors imprisoned a nice old lady in
| cell No. and kept her there, cut on
| from communication with the world,
| while he waited for Hep to dig in his
| jeans for the customary quarter.
A hall-boy, paging a missing hus-
band, stopped short as he saw our
| party approaching, arranged his face
in imitation of a Spanish mackerel,
saIuted Hep and received ten cents for
his trouble.
Battling Bill, the house detective,
| doomed bulkily in our pathway and
without warning suddenly stopped
| down to pick up a pin Hep did a
hoodah over the tame Cops feet and
/ r1y 70 he
surface Battling Bill clutched fifty
cent piece in his Westphalia and the
| procession moved on.
| Then from some dark recess OF
niche in the wall something in brass
buttons and with a whisk broom in
| its hand darted out like a pickerel
and pointed the whisk broom at Hep
| The latter pointed a quarter at the
| something in brass buttons, where
upon the brass buttons and the whisk
broom and the quarter darted away
again, thereby bringing to a conclu
sion the incident of the pickerel.
As we approached the coat room
| the girl in charge was seen to close
| her eyes in prayer. She didn't open
them again until after Hep had ex
| planned to her that If she spent the
money he gave her for a new hat she
wouldn't have to give it to the in
come-tax gatherers. Whereupon she
was glad and showed her gum chew
| ing instruments. Then she glanced
at the inside of my hat to see if il
was expensive and sighed deeply as
| we passed on.
At the door of the soup room we
were met by Effendl Bey, the heat
waiter.
Hep whispered something to Eff
fendi but the Bey wasn't listening
He was looking at Helps hand which
he knew must contain money. 1t al
ways did. Hep gave Effendi a fiasf
at a Treasury note. With the swift
ness OF thought the money changed
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19
Famous Feats of Archery.

In the days when the buffalo was
found in vast herds on the western
plains there were Indians who, while
riding at a gallop, could send an ar
row through a buffalo's body. Re
markable as this archery was, it did
not equal that reached by the archers
of ancient times. 1t is of record that
the MacReas of Gairlock, Scotland.
were such skilled archers that they
could hit a man at the distance of
500 yards. In 1874 the Turkish am
bassador at London. shot an arrow in
field near that capital AS yards
against the wind. The secretary of
the ambassador on hearing the ex-
pressions of surprise from the Eng
lish gentlemen present, said the Sui
tan had shot 500 yards. This was the
greatest performance of modern days,
but pillar standing on a plain near
Constantinople recorded shots rang
ing up to 500 yards. Sir Robert Aims
lie, British ambassador to the Sub
lime Porte, recorded that nj 1913 he
was present when the Sultan shot an
arrow 972 yards.-Washingto Star.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19

had no appetite. Since have taken
Lydia E. Pinkham's. Vegetable Com
pound the aches and pains are all gone
and feel like new woman cannot
praise your medicine too highly. Mrs.
AUGUSTUS LYON, Terre Hill, Pa.
1t is true that nature and woman's
work mas produced the grandest remedy
for woman's ills that the world has
ever known. From the roots and
herbs of the field, Lydia E. Pinkham,
forty years ago, gave to womankind
q remedy for their peculiar ills which
has proved more efficacious than any
other combination of drugs ever COM
pounded, and today Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is recognize I'd
from coast to coast as the standard
remedy for woman's ills.
In the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn
Mass, are files containing hundreds Of
thousands of letters from women seek
ing health many of them openly state
over their own signatures that they have
regained their health by taking Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound :
and in some cases that it has saved them
from surgical operations.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19

course a climax, and Hep, believing
it is all due to his knowledge of the
French language, swells up with pride
and begins to toss money into the air.
Hep doesn't know it, but while he's
splitting that Sche uectady French all
over the tablecloth the waiter is get
ting a stone bruise on his palate from
holding back his Partisan laughter.
Hep would wrinkle his map with
anger if he heard me, but I've been
present when he has blurted out some
of his French idioms with the ossifed
accent, and it's scream, notify you,
On one memorable occasion he or
dered lamb chops and a baked potato
in French. The waiter bowed. said,
"Oui, M'sieu," and brought him a
bowl of vegetable soup and the morn
ing paper
That's how good that lads French is
poor nut
AS matter of fact Hep knows ex-
actly nine ordinary French words, in
GLIDING incest pas and avec plaisir,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19

NAY! QlQ you ever make up your
- mind not to do any more tip
ping? And have you noticed how
quickly you're forced to take the make
up on?
In a Big Town nowadays tipping
is as necessary as a traffic cop. Only
by the aid of one or both can you
make any progress or get anywhere
And the battle cry in each case is
Hands up.'
It's SO in this country today that be-
fore a thoughtful man cushion-caroms
through the merry-go-round doors of a
swell hotel he has to leave his pocket
book on the sidewalk if he doesn't
want to lose it.
On the other side, across the Big
Pond, if hotel employee does you a
little favor and you slip him tuppence
ha'penny or pfennig he will smile
back at you and be much obliged for
five minutes.
But in this country If you tip any
body with a couple of pennies the
chances are you'll wake up in the
nearest hospital and find a kind-heart-
ed but not very pictorial nurse lean
Ing over you and whispering Keep
callum, now, keep cool and callumi
The doctor says you will recover
everything except your watch if he
can find small piece of the medulla
oblongata which was removed from the
northeastern part of your bean when
the bell-boy soaked you with the ice
pitcher"
1t takes a brave man to save his
money these days.
Hep Hardy is one of those reckless
Gp-tossers. He thinks that all silver
money should have a smooth surface,
thereby making it easier to slip ccin
to a waiter.
He is what the laurajeans would
call pepper box of prodigality
Hep hands out backsheesh like an
absent-minded farmer sowing grain.
Helps trail through a Big Town
looks as though the cashier of a five
and ten cent store was walking to the
bank and had a hole in the canvas
bag.
When Hep starts out to pound a
public road with his rowdy-cart all the
walters in every hash-foundry within
sound of his siren fall fiat on their
faces and yell, "Hallelujah, payday
is here againi"
Peaches and ! dined with Hep at
the Saint Astorviit Hotel night before
last. Hep likes to dine there because
the walters are French and when he
tries to say Good EVENING"" in their
native tongue he insults them SO bit
terly he has to sprinkle the room with
tip-mo1ey in order to square himself
Hep loves to squeeze into a French
cafe, grab French menu card, and in
confidential tone give an order like
this to the French waiter: "Avec lie
beaucoup pomme de terre. Donne2
moi de Ieau chaude; je vais me raser
Avec get move on you'll
In a French hour and a half the
French waiter hurries back with g
culinary melodrama wherein each
swallow is thrill and every new
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19
More Words Followed.

I'm a woman of my word" said
Mrs. Prebscomb, with an air of final
ity.
Prebscomb.
when / go out don't come home
and tell an improbable yarn about
where I've been"
mo, you don't, my DEAR" replied
Mr.. Prebscomt mildly, but that may
be due to the fact that l have never
had sufficient courage to ask you
where you have been"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19


and Hep. desiring to show no partial
ity, would slip coin to each of the
Mexican guerrillas.
One shark of waiter swan
around in the ofing and every time
FsHep's serviette dropped from his knees
to the floor the shark would retrieve
it and as he came to the surface with
the serviette in his teeth Hep would
pat his head and reward him cheer
fully.
1t was one continuous orgie of tip
ping until finally we left the Prunes
Palace with Captain Kidd gloating
over the pieces of eight which Hep
had given him and singing to himself,
"Oh. ho-a bottle of rum on a dead
mans chest!'
Hep insisted upon taking US home
in a taxi SO that he could tip the
| starter and the chauffeur.
We stopped in the drug store at
| our home corner to mail some letters
! and even there Hep found weighing
| machine and tipped the scales.
There are ginks like Hep in every
Big Town, going through the night
| like a cyclone through the sub-treas-
ury, scattering pocket money right
and left like SO much chaff simply be-
cause they want to be looked upon
as High Glass Sports.
And it's hard to follow their act.
| It's rough shedding for the Sensible
Lads who are willing to pay for serv-
| ices rendered but balk at the myriad
| of outstretched paws which line the
Pathways of Enjoyment
| / was talking to Milf Patterson
| about it. Milf invented machine for
removing sunburn from pickles and
| made fortune
He has it yet, all except two cents
| he paid for postage stamp which
| stuck to his pocketbook some nine
years ago. But he has the pocketbook
and he still can look at the stamp and
/ consider it an asset.
Milf is such stingy. loosener he
| looks at you with one eye so as not
| to waste the other.
The boys call him Putty because
| he's the next thing to pain.
If you ask him what time it is he
takes off four minutes as his commits
! sion for telling you.
'Tipping," said Milf; what do you
mean tipping?"
ITO give a bit of coin to a waiter
| or those who do you a SERVICE"
| explained.
"Oh," said Milf; I've heard about
| it, but I don't do it I don't know
any waiter well enough to give him
] money to take home to his wife She
/ might meet me afterwards and thank
me for it and my wife might hear
| about it-that's risky work.
| But you can't get good service IN
| the restaurants or hotels unless you
| do bit of tipping How do you man
age it - / inquired.
Easy" Milf answered; ct never go
| to the same hotel twice begin at
the head of the list and go to them
! all. BY the time 1 get around to the
first one again all the old walters
| have grown rich and have gone back
| to Bulgaria, SO I'm safe-that's my
system"
| Maybe Hep is right, and maybe Milf
is right For my part 1 believe in
moderation, betwixt and bechune
What do you think?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19

$3s. 900 900 of American capital has
been invested in Canada, showing
that United States financial men are
satisfied of the solidity of Canadian in
situations. Western Canada has been
heavy borrower and Western Can
ada's great resource is agriculture U.
S. inanciers must be convinced that
agriculture in Western Canada is sure
and profitable or they would not be
ready to invest so many millions in
the country.-Advertisem ent
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19
Unfair ADVANTAGE.

Don't you ever let me catch you
kissing my daughter again, sir" thun-
dered the irate father.
You won't SIR answered the Quak-
ing youth. You wouldn't have caught
me this time if you hadn't been wear
ing rubber heels.'
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19

Lydia T. Pinkham'S
v e ge table Com
pound When I first
began taking it I
was suffering from
female troubles for
some time and had
almost all kinds OF
aches-pains in low
er part of back and
in sides, and press
ing down pains. L
could not sleep and
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19
Incidental Advertisino.

abandon your old party you will
deal it the finishing blow?"
Not necessarily answered Sena-
tor Sorghum. My leaving it may help
it a little by calling attention to the
fact that it still exists
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19
A Vegetable Raiser.

Bacon-It is estimated that 93 per
cent of the ocean floor is entirely de-
void of vegetation.
Egbert-WeQ, 1 never heard that
Neptune had any reputation as a
gardener.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19

Red Cross Ball Blue, made in America
therefore the best, delights the housewife
All good grocers. Adv
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19

Try Murine Eve Remedy Cor Red. Weak watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyeuds; No Smaring-
just Eye comfort Write 70. Book of the Eye
By mail Free Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19

This is to the credit OF human ma
ture: 1t is not on record that anyone
ever resolved to be meaner next year.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19

1t is easier to criticize the best
thing superbly than to do the smallest
thing indiEerently.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19
CuItivatinq Reasons

That man certainly does cultivate
country acquaintance"
He has good reasons. He sells
plows."
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19

A womans conscience is almost as
elastic as her tongue.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-06-19
MRS. LYONS
ACHESAND PAINS
Have All Gone Since Taking
Lydia E. Pinkham,s Veg
etable Compound.

Terre Hill, Pa--'sKindly permit me
to give you my testimonial in favor OF
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-09-16
How'S This /?

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ard fHtnr'atlF stis fn CARY agt aaT gtAEalaaf
RAr BANK or CoyNHRCH
Ttloto Utia.
Wsu's csfsrrh Cure "a tstfa Internally srtia1
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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-08
ITALIAN ARMY
now ENGAGED
IN BIG BAT til:
With Austrian Forces on the
Eastern Banks of the
IsonZo River
MANY TOWNS ARE TAKEN
Operations along the Sea Are
for Purpose of Getting
Possession of Gulf
TOWNS ARE TAKEN

UDISE. italy, via Paris, June s.
Italian forces are today engaged with
the forces OF Austria on the eastern
banks OF the Isoezo river at point
north OF Tolmino. They are fighting
also around GradIsca evidently with
the intention Of encirclin8 this loca-
ton.
caporetta, Cormons Verso, cerv3g-
nano, Terzo. Porto Buso and Grado-
stretching in a line north and south
from the head of the gulf OF Tr1est
are today IN their possession and
have been since the opening OF hos
Titles It apparently is the tnten-
ton Of the Italian military leaders to
deprive the Austrians OF their first
line Of defense, that along the Isonzo,
on their own territory To this end
Montero also has been occupied as
have the mountains between the 1son-
20 and Idria rivers. These positions
dominate the towns OF volzana, Ron
Tina, Canale and Descla, all on the
Isonzo.
By the sea the operations are be-
ing conducted with the idea OF gain
ing possession OF the gulf OF Panama
whence It viii be easier 10 attack
Monfalcone.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-08
FRENCH TROOPS TAKE
MOREsGERMAN POSITIONS
0r Assoe,A4rD psrso


PARIS. June S.-The French war
Office this afternoon gave out the fol-
lowing statement:
..In the sector to the north Of Arras
there were last night some infantry
ergagements. On the eastern slopes
OF the plateau OF Loretta the enemy
replied to an attack from us by three
violent counter attacks This activity
did not result in any changes OF po-
sit1ons.
.-To the northeast Of the sugar re-
finery OF Souchez we made further
progress yesterday
~At Neville St Vast we gained
possession as result Of very violent
lighting Of group OF houses.
In the region OF the labyrinth a
German counter attack has been re-
pulsed. South east OF Hubuterne the
Germans yesterday endeavored to re-
capture the positions they had lost.
Four different times they were driven
back. we increased our gains TO the
northeast by taking two lines OF Ger
man trenches along 500-yard mark.
We took a total Of $50 prisoners OF
whom 100 had not been wounded"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-08
MORPHINE PEDDLERs
Arrested at Parkersburg Are:
Held under Heavy Bond
for a Hearing Today.

PARKE12SBERG. June sVfIliarn
Horton and William Casteel the Two
men who were arrested several days
ago on shantyboat near the East
street bridge on charge OF haEings
in their possession morphine and also
on suspicion OF being connected with
various srobberies on the ground that
they had In their possession pruperys
identified as having been taken Com
local owners, viii be given a hearing
before United States COMMISSIONS
.Dorr Casio today Meanwhile they
are held on bond OF $1,000. They were
to have been araigned before the
commissioner Monday, but the hear
ing was continued as some OF the PIE
ties were not ready for the arraigns
ment
The federal warrants were issued
at the instance OF c. II WetzeI, chief
deputy collector OF Internal revenue
to whom the matter had been report
ed The COMPLAINTS made underthes
Harrison act recently passed by Con
gress- 80
The men not being able to give bond
were remanded 10 jail to await the
hearing.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-08
AT a Meeting of the Cabinet 1t
is Put in Final Form to
Be Cabled.


WASHINGTON. June Safer two
hours discussion OF the note to Ger
many at the cabinet meeting today,
Secretary Tumulty at the direction OF
President Wilson made this announce
ment-
The note was gone OYER and dis
cussed and put in final form 1t prob
ably viii go forward to Berlin to-
morrow"
The cabinet members uniformly re-
fused to discuss It It was learned
definitely that only a few slight
changes in phraseology were made at
the cabinet meeting The note was
taken up II the form In which 1T came
after Secretary Bryan had spent sew
era1 hours on it after his conference
yesterday with the president After
the meeting Secretary Bryan Went to
luncheon with other members Cab
met members said that while possibly
a few words might be changed It
tica1ly the form agreed upon at to-
days meeting.