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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07
NOTICIAS OFICIALES DE LA
GUERRA.
Viene de la Pag. e.

ras de embarcar gran mime
70 de trOpas y provisiones &c
guerra para Francia. Contra
csos traspOrtes britanicos de-
hemos obrar por todos los
medios de que disponemoS pa
IA destruirloS.
"Ya Sc ha dado aviso opOr-
tunO a los barcos n~eutrales
para que procuren no aproXi-
marSe a las cos;as septentriO-
males y occidentales de Fran
cia, en- vista de que esas aguas
han sido declaradas iona de
guerra Y dichos barcos CORE
rian serios peligros ALI.
''El camin2 mas SECURE para
ell Mar del Norte, es por el
de Escocia."
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07
TIR0S Al BLANCO
VILLA ~PRESIDENTE

Tragedia en- IN acto.... de sal
vajismo primitive y dos "cua-
dros".... formados q dos ''cientif-
Co.'S para fusilarlos.
La escena representa- IN cana.
veral de marcado sabor buc6lico,
Y ali aparece, recostado entire
rastrojo, don Pancho Villa, en-
actitud displicente, O, como dirfa
UIalio, a Ia tie volvide a YER.
Francisco Escudero 10 contempla
Y Sc lie cae IA baba. Comparsas
de ambos seXos Y sobre TODD, mu-
chos balazos.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07
POR "A SOCIEDAD MEDICA
DEL DE
BEXAR.
(Vicne de la Pag. 81

La Bexar County Medical
Society cuenta actualmente
con 1866 micmbros, y como
agrupaci6n m6dico-cientifica
ejerce una Influenza notable
en- TODD 10 que Sc refiere a la
salubridad publica del COnda-
do, al ejerciciO legal y legiti-
nc de la profession, al prOgre-
50 de la medicinal, a la cultu-
"a Y association intima de los
profeSiOnistas, asi como ell me-
~iOramiento de la ensenanza Y
de Ia moral mGdicas.
Ell cuerpo director para ell
presente ano, Sc comp0ne de
los siguienteS bien conocidos
facultativos de la localidad:
Presidente, DR.. Thomas NJ.
DOrbandt; Vicepresidente, DR..
Conn l.. Milburn; ~Secretario,
Dr.. w. Huard HargiS; TeSore-
70, DR.. L. B. jackson; Conf
sion de Vigilancia, Drs. F. C.
Walsh, H. H. Ogilvie Y F. Pas
chal; y Abogado de la Socie-
dad, Lie. J. |. KercheviHe.
La BeXar County Medical
Society Sc reune en- ell salon
No. 228 del edificio Bedell, to-
dos los ~jueves a las Ocho de la
noche. Tiene su 6rgano Official,
ell Bulletin, que publica men,
Sualmente.
Ell pr6ximo martes, 9 de los
cOrrientes, Y en- unO de los sa-
lOnes del st. Anthony Hotel,
session, la BeXar County Me-
celebraran una importantisima
dical Society Y la Retail Drug
gists, Association de la local.
dad, con ell exclusive objeto de
discutir y aclarar la nueva Ley
Harrison sObre N~arc6ticOs. la
cual cOmenzara a surtir sus
efectos desdc ell dia primero
del pr6Ximo mes de Mario. A
esta session de las Sociedades
unidas mencionadas, concu-
rriran Ell senior Lie. J. l. Ker-
chenille, Abogado de la Be-
Xar County Medical Society,
y el senior Diputado Collector
Federal del Timbre, quienes
eXDlicaran los objetos y requi-
sitos de la referida ley.
Debian todos los m6dicos V
farmac6uticos del Condado,
legalmente autorizados, concu-
crir a dicha reunion para como
GER de una vez por todas las
principales disposicoines rela-
teniendo en- cuenta que
las autoridades federales, para
a debida y estricta ejecuci6n
lie dicha ley, no tOmaran en-
,onsideraci0n la ignorancia de
Ella.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07
DEFUNCIONES.

Sra. Josefa Jimenez, edad
So amos, All North Santa Ro-
sa Avenue; del coraz6n.
Jose Vazquez, edad Is
amos, Dunn Alley; tuberculo-
sis.
Cenobio Gonzalez, edad 2
amos, 2O5 Morrison Alley; pull
monia.
Dora Burgois, edad 81 amos,
40, Delgado Street; tuber-
culosis.
Crescencio Rodriguez, edad
70 amos, 7, Sinner Alley: pull
monia.
Antonio Macias, edad 2 me-
ses, 926 West Houston Street;
del coraz0n.
Tn nino como de 8 meses,
que fue abandonado en- 112,
Live Oak Street; inanici6n.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07

10 que ell jefe. 10 que ell padre,
lie ha ordenado.
En- tanto aquelIo sucede,
y mientras matsn en- tanto
Pancho Villa Sc recUesta
sobre ell noble entarimado
de IN colch6n de jehuititos
sancochados,
de donde ordena los robes,
y los saqueos a los bancos,
y los crfmenes horrendos,
y les mil asesinatos,
que han dado tanto prestigio
a los reyolucionarios. =
APOTEOSIS.
Por arriba pasa vola7do "a
Patria subida en- IN aeroplano.
POr abajo, las madres Iloran
mientras Pancho bebe.
Y por enme3io... por enmedio
estamos particles los mexicanos.
LACQUER.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07
Pesquisas s,

+ D'seo saber el Parad 70 de Anscleto
Villa y de su seiiora tspcsa Dolores
Ochla de Villa, q ients con su hijo de
c afro amos s-lieron d.. Pie ras Negras
FL 8 de Octuhre de 1913 con rGmbo a
Eagle Pass, Texas. A Ia pprs ona que
me informe exscLsmente de su psradero
lie gratificarA ron n susc irci6n al Sc.
msusr 0 LA PRhNSA. ~
Drjanse info-mes q: Anselmo Gar
Gle, Morl'ota. Texss.
80
Deseo s.ber Ell psra6elo de mis- h r
ma os y hermanss eigu;entes: Merced
Torres, h 10 de Ciprians Lopez v Pc dro
Torres csssdo en- segundas nuptiss cen
truz Reyra; H trio Torres cssado con
Rsrn'gia CO. "a q; Sra. Guillermirs To-
Tres cass6a 0 Crsstencio Gomez. a
qrieaes cei6 en- Matehnala. 8 l.. p. ell
1914 ; Andres Torres. casado con
Serspia Jimenez;a quieres dele en- Sal
tillo, Coah. e. aho de 1900 Y Ia Sra.
Trinidad Torres, q qui.n die en- Non
n L. ell aho DE tSCO
Ofrezco nagn'fica qualification a la
la persona que me de irfolmes K ctos
acerca del ~paradero &c ~cualquiera de
elIos. Todcs los inf,rmes dirigirlos a
"a Sra. Dolores Torres VIDA. de Vsz-
4uez, scsrgo de Leandro pavila, 2I9
Santa Rosa Avetue, San Antonio,
Texas. M3
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07

81 EN- SU PUEBLO no hay agcnte de
La Prensa dediquese listed a venderla
y lie producira magnifica utilidad. Escri-
banos y lie daremos nuestras condolences
para los sgentes
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07

VaHn rNrNnn 4 n Il EI.sraNA n
do . 10 naInoyoria ,.o, .; 70
o~riaran zanzibar estes +rinchas
nor nm moro do bardoIine ma
sin bopdoli,o M rrodo ~oIisar
mo as+o. coboIIos .rocor+rar
"a n-r.l,-cbo - oon en-.
ron;,,r;os :, ,.oo.o,o oon ma
ho+oa do bobos
O,,o =; ro oriora rs+o5
- vonnoo d,r ,,oso;, 90,
10, nnn+o-s;Ias
~ .oIdodo ~oorro+o ~, -
fro. +;omnos bo.o cr,oIo, 20
.oaum;naa;ono. ono ~ ho,.ho
= maa,,m.a aod;ao, .o
ras nara anrorifoIIorso
Pnas no bsv ramadio
por+o o bocor oIno do ono~,,
l.
w.r.- L,.
r.,
cS alisarme los cabelloS. Ha-
no,.ma d~ooon+a
Z! corneta hace una meSco-
lama de engrudo y chjcle, Y
Sc da una roclad& general.
"A yer. . va lego tn madrc
con el cuello?
ST, senior.
-Entonces que me de Ell tu-
be de una media para hacer-
me INA COrDGt& de maripOSa.
All. - que le pcnga jareta \
ana de sus lisas. para in.Dro-
yisarme unos tirantes, TODD.
Ell case es II q la Convention.
EI federal Sc engalana rapi-
damente. Echa L. casa por la
vcntana. como 81 fuera una CO.
lila. Y no eco,.omizq sacrifi-
clio alguno Dor dar ell timo de
IA eIegancia IN Ia Convan-
ci6n.
-,Pero muier. Tie has
creido que voy a If sin ciga-
rios? RomDe eli "cochino" de
Tomas. a yer cuaato tiene en-
81 alcancla.
-Pero hombre -
81, Una de dos. y rompeS
81 cocAlNo " F'm2eS cohhllgo.
d.,
"o,ondo" do T., r,Ican2
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07
ESCENA UNICA.

-iAh iijo de la jiiurris,
All cuatez6n condenadol
Gran Senior. ihablabais vos?
lie ocurra a "vuecencia' algo?
Aquf pstoy para serviroS
sin objection nj reraro.
Else cachet6n del puro
no Sc q1e Sc ha fgurado.
Que SOW yo su mOnigote.
Gcere ''su padre 81 acaso,)
Pero va lie dare duro
por dehajo del sobsco.
-Qui6n, senior, quien pudo ser
IFS acaso reaccionario?
:Es porfrista maldito?
iEs '-cientiico" nefasto?
-iQu6 mas quisiera mi vida
que durar cuatro mil amos.
Ese jijo de Ia resma
es Gutierrez, nor Ulalio,
Ell mesmo que ay er pusimos
on ID "presi' para ornate,
el mesmo que coIocamos
en- ell merito Palacio
pa cubrir las a~pariencias
Y para darIe al ''0olado;"
ell mesmo cue en- OtrcS oias
Sc avanzaba TODD Fl rancho;
ell mesmo que en- otros tiempos
fungi6 de cahallersng'.
Ese cachet6n del puro,
csc jijo de IN zumbado:
me las pagara toGitas
por Ia vida de mi cuaco.
Y Quisierais pOr ventura
que os complaciera yo en- algo.
-lAndele mi valedor.
iMetale duro al caballo.
Fusilese a tres huertistaS
y me trai ust6 el redan';
cuelgue listed de carrancistas
Dor minute tres o cuatro;
Y a yer 81 puede traerme
de la barba a VenustianO,
pa arrancarle la zaIea
sin compassion y de cuajo
iAndele mi cuatez6A.
ora va lie estamos dando.
~ don Francisco Escudero
en- obediencia del ''amo',
CORE presto a la recamara
ensilIa su caballo,
y al frente de siete u ocho
De los mejorcitos charros,
lace explotar un canon,
tres cartuchos yum bcmbazo.
y SO pierde por ell foro
4 pasos agigantadoa,
.iRodolfo.-grita Francisco
Rodolfo Fierro. iCanario.
Que venga RodoIfo Fierrol
Que me 10 traigan del rsbol
Que urge 81 presencia aqui!
~pa'fusilar a unos cuantos.
a los cinco o diez minutes,
veinte, al poquito ratio,
ale don Rodolfo F'ierro,
on una reata en- Ia mano)
"A yer, cabez6n, lie dice
azorrflIeme esos cuatrol
'on purititos maloras,
y reaccionarios.
l6tales para que vean
epetecientos bslazos,
traigame a sus hermanas
vean ell espeitaculo.
los tics, a les hijos,
sus primes y hermanos,
chemelos pa'catorce
.ue los quiero pa'soldados,
como dice Gutierrez,
nor Ulalio,
Sc me hace chiquito ell mar,
a~'empampirularme I'm trago."
Fierro abandora
salon con mil reparos,
sca I'm machete tremendo
2ge I'm punal por ell mango,
con esos i~mplementos
ise a cumplir 10 que Ell ''amo"
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07
DIVERSOS.

COMPRE I'd e! AImanaque Ilustrado
para 1915 en- la Liberia de L.ozano. soc
el ejemplar. Por correC 6oc a c~ualquier
parte de los EStados Unidos.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07

Sc RENTA TN cuarto con o sin niue
blcs, en- saSa de familia m~eyicana.-2lO
Hill St.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07
iPETROLEO! PETROLEO,--Vcndo

IIEIhULEU! PEIKULEU!--VcndO
cast r~egaladas tres mil acciones de la Com
paria Petro'era ''Topila.'' situada en- la
mejor iona petrolifera Estan en- actividad
sus trabajos, teDiendo uno de SIS pozos
1000 pies de prefundidad Pida listed in
formes de dicha Sociedad, pase a yer los
prospectus Y sc c~onvenccra de que con
muy POGO dincro pucde listed ser socio de
una de las minas mas ricas dc Mexico. Di-
riiase a Raul Lopez de Le6n, Room 222
Gunter Building,
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07
Chascarrillo

-Bueno, Y Olga listed, IA que
bora sale Ell tren de las 7.40?
"A las s menos 20.
-Siempre estan ustedes cam
biando de bora.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07

TRADUCCIONES. E.pahoI Ing'e..
Iuglss EsTahol Tsmhien tr. bajo ste
nograficr Liam csIle Goiisd 42t. Te-
lefono Travis 273l.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07
MATRIMONIO.

Andres Cruz Y Antonio Cas-
tro.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-02-07
ALQUILERES.

Sc RENTAN cuartos mojeroos, con
toda clase de comodidades. con o sin
muebles Residential situaGa en- Ell zen.
tro de New Rraunfels Texas. Dirf.
ianse a: Felix Klsppendach. New
Braunfels, Iexas.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
Youthful SpecuIator.

Senator John Sherman made his
first speculation when he was a boy
Of sixteen, and 1t turned out badly
At the age of fourteen he was work
ing for the Muskingum Improvement
company at $25 a month, and at the
age of sixteen was superintendent Of
an important part of the work. and
had been advanced to $40 During
the winter he was idle, as the canal
was closed. It vas at this time that
he attempted his speculation. Salt
was very low on the Muskingum
river and very high at Cincinnati. So
John bought lot of salt. loaded 1t on
a scow and started it down the river.
All went well until within one days
float of the Ohio river, when the Their
mometer went down to zero, and the
scow remained right there for two
long months. Everybody mad a
great laugh over the youthful specu-
lator, but he lived long enough to re-
turn the laugh with interest.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19

wicked whip lash. My daughter
horse, sir. but we've got to part with
him. 1t is the price of her mothers
life. An operation or death, the doc
tor says, and they won't move with
out the money in advance.
"Ill take Snowfoot," announced Ell
ston quietly.
An expression of relief, gratitude,
ioy crossed the face of Robert Young
as the crisp bank notes were counted
into his trembling hand. His tears
fell upon them He tried to thank FL
ston. lust managed to ask his name
and hurried away as though new
hope in life was giving him wings.
"A girl for your owner, eh? chat
tered Elston lightly TO Snowfoot.
Then well treat you gently, my
friend" and Snowfoot seemed TO ac-
cent the words as guaranty OF good
faith and went along the road giving
Elston no trouble.
Az cross path, however. his steps
grew halt. He extended his race down
it's shaded length. Snowfoot was say
ing farewell to old familiar scenes
"O~ his feed" the hostler at the
Flston place told its master the next
day.
or himself" was the report next
day. !,
Snowfout had pressed out one END OF
the stable. too intelligent to arouse
susmcion by kicking his way out, a
search in the neighborhood reVeafeu
no trace Of the missing animal
"Snowfoot got homesick and mas
gone 10 his young mistress. decided
Elston naturally.
Tbep he shrugged his shoulders
lightly Snowfout was his property
acquired by legal purchase, out RI
CONS fancy was pleased to imagine
tho delight OF this unknown MISS
yorrp over the return Of her cher
ished pet.
You need search no further. ne
.oId rho hostler Il think know
whore to find the animal
HIS impulse was strong TO aiio"
Miss Young TO retain possession OF
Snowfoot. but sentiment kept this un'
known young lady in his mind az, the
morning. What was she like? what
would her action be when she rea-
soned out that Snowfoot was tru'
ant?
Elston tried to deceive himself with
.ho idea that he was going to simply
take a spin down the river road IN the
nonv phaetoa. while in realitr ne mad
the town IN viex fifteen miles o'st2ht
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
ACR|T|CAl MOMENT
BY CHARLES GRAHAM ROSS

Fifty.
DO you near? Fifty. bid. Do I
hear five? All right, sir And sevor.
ty. Seventy-five? Thanks. Last
chance, gentlemen. Seventy-fiye once
twice"
Il withdraw the horse-rll nav tho
selling fee"
waiter Elston, idly engrossed in
"atching conventional country horse
auction scene. fixed his eye upon the
iast speaker. Something in the sad
urooplng face, the half-broken utter
ance, as if the man was in sorrow or
pam, awakened his sympathetic ma
ture magically.
he stood silent and watchful, deeply
interested, as from an old-time worn
wallet the owner of the horse drew
out the one bill it contained, evidently
MS last, and with sigh handed it to
the auctioneer
Sorry. Mr.. Young" spoke the lat
ter, but this is an off day, it seems.
Bring Snowfoot around next sales day
and we'll try it without extra charge.
Your price is pretty steep, but the ami.
mails worth 1t.
Yes, | can't possibly do with less
than a hundred and fifty dollars.
spoke Mr.. Young in a subdued tone
It's a matter of life and death"
Young Elston followed the last
speaker as the bride loosely looped
over his arm, he walked slowly away
from the bartering crowd. At the road
Elston, after rapid glance over the
splendid animal, stepped up to him
The fine points of the horse attracted
him. Then again he traced some deeI
soul tragedy under the words he had
overheard.
Excuse me-" he said in an offhant
manner, but courteously Il didn't gel
a chance to bid on your horse. What.
the price, SIR"
"Seventy-tive was the top bid an
swered the old man. but | wan
double
'Docile?' questioned Elston, examin
ing the teeth of the animal.
Gentle as a kitten, with one wht
knows his whirlwind under ;
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
Foolish Pessimism-

here are SO many OF US who are
inclined TO look on the darkest side
of things. II is rather hard to say
that the majority % persons are pes.
simists, but II certainly seems to be
true. Perhaps they do not really out
number the optimists. but they talk
30 much of how hard luck is. and wor-
~ so constantly that they make a
far wider impression than the opti-
mists who go along the bright paths,
serenely confident that the morrow
will be just as bright as the present.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
Crafty.

A lagsGrd in loyr ana bastard in
war was about, barring the unfore-
seen. to wed the fair Ellen of Young
Lochinvar.
But the latter was not to be caught
asleep.
"Tli Just keep out OF il till the stiff
best man. while the bridal party
marches down the aisle to that slow
thing of Wagner s. quoth he, and
suiting the action to the word he
carried off the girl at last without
having had TO undergo the worst of
The inconvenience.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
Would Hardly Call II a Privilege.

Il noted a new meaning OF the word
privilege the other day" said J.
Fuller Gloom The article said II
was a mans privilege to pay for a
woman strangers meals on short rail-
road trips Personally | do not see,
with the customary high prices on a
dining car, how anyone could consider
the paying anything more than ar ex.
IRENE effort kansas City Star
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
Equine Luxuries.

Shower baths have been provided
for horses in certain of the larger
cities through the kindness OF the hu-
name societies, remarks an exchange.
Arrangements have been made with
the municipal fire departments by
which the societies are allowed to tap
the fire plugs and attach hose and
spray. so that transfers and others
may give their steeds bath by merely
hating for moment and turning on
the spray. Water for drinking pur.
poses may also be drawn
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
Keen the Lamps Clean.

The careless housewife, who fails to
clean the dust from electric lamps and
shades. cheats herself of money and
tight Dust absorbs light. II lamps
are NOT kept clean they do not give as
much light as you are paying for and
such tight, absorbed by tiny particles
of dust. is absolutely lost
BY wiping of the lamps and shades
with c'can. damp cloth at frequent
intervals MAXIMUM Of lighting eff
cheney results. Rehectors should be
cleaned with soap and water.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
Misleading Audience.

why doesn't young Biiggins make
more progress in his studies?" He
doesn't get the proper kind Of en-
enlargement. His father doesn't take
any interest in what the boy knows
about the classics but is enthusiastic
about the way he can play Hccompani-
ments on the banjo Washington
Star.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
Quick Channe.

Etty-Yes that handsome young
man took Evelyn out on the lawn TO
see the stars shoot. He told her every
time he saw o." shoot he would claim
a kiss She b,ushed and said she
hoped none of them would shoot.
Peggy-The idea Did she keep VI
that sentiment all the evening"
Kitty-Oh, no. Later on when all
the stars had been exhausted we heard
her ask the young man if there was
any chance OF the moon shooting.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
Or. Why Not pramatlze the Nam.r

I'D like" a tribe mordaciously said
Grout p. Smith. to see the name of
lmri Aumwalt. the able Bonner
Springs editor, set to music. 1t would
be Immediately snapped up by all the
cheap dramatic aggregations in the
country, for use in playing the villain
of the piece across the stage. Just d.
vide il w into four syllables and re-
peat it slowly. and note the appropri-
ateness kansas City Star.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19

Inc raw m";tr.ai g.: ."sits- is the
;Ir Diadders or suunus OF fish. and IL
not Of value except Tor this one pur
pose In Russia. where the finest isin.
glass is made. the sounds of the sturs
geon are cut open aid stepped in wa
ter until the outer membrane sepa,
rates from the inner tLs= the latter
is washed and dried in the sun.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
Quite a Description.

Monocled Caller tmaking converse
tion)-'Last year. y know, came
across a most extr-'od'n'ry book all
about-er-things don't remember
the titIe-can't recall the authors
name. but--aw-perhaps you've read
tt?"-Life.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
Their Friendly
Way

II Y, NJ a b e /, |
thought you were
in the country,
said the girl who
h a d happened
upon her dearest
friend at lunch
in their favorite
tearoom.
Il was, but !
came back-srd-
denly" said Ma
bel.
What was the
matter? Didn't
you like Cherry
Hill FARM"
"Oh, | liked the
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
Real Stroke OF Genius.

A genius has invented piano that
weighs only l20 pounds. The tired
papa who wants TO rest and read can
throw that sized piano into the back
yard when Lille hli persists in pound
ing II Milwaukee .',u;inel.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
Tn. One Who Knew.

crawtord-"Did he tell you that he
vas going to marry the widoWT
crabshaw-"No; the widow told me
sbe was going to marry him."-Judsa
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E.s;Iv in the Majority.

"Dere's a few grown folks. sale
Tncle Eben, dat knows how to man
arc chiilun: but dar's heap mo chill
Iun dat knows how to manage grown
folks"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
which,

When man insists on classifying
ali women as fools the evidence is
weighty that either he or his wife
married one-Was hington Post.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
outrsaeously Funny.

I'll never again invite that profess
sional humorist TO dinner" exclaimed
Mrs. Newlyriche. Why, be made our
English butler laugh. "-PhiIzdelphia
Ledger
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
undeserved Reputation.

Sometimes" said Uncle Eben, "a
man gifts de reputation OF bein' ter
rible industrious when he's only fdg.
ETY."
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
Professions


CHIROPRACT0R
U. SCARBOROUGH.
LADY in Attendance
i Building, Between Park
and Auditorium
| OFFICE HOURS
h a m. 1880 to 5 p. m.
hoo to $3.50 p. m.
hon and Examination Free.
hence Phone 24O Black
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19

BIZ. w. R. GROVER
kSICIAN AND SURGEON
Ia and 5 Kentucky Building
LAKELAND, FLA.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19

"a s-seC -t,ett- c1,e. no" fast
one is soi- 50 GoSs e.e.s bank
balance. "-Ees.5a transcript
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
L. H. D. MENDENHALL

rIyIL ENGINEERS
| 912-215 Drane Building
LAKELAND, FLA.
ke Land Examinations and
esigns, Earthwork Special
keys.
10 Phone 278 Black.
lone 27s Blue.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
Oaitv Thoudht.

The best women IS the woman who
is the least talksd -b,at.-Old Prov
erb.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19

A. K. E r I C K S ON
Bryant Building
A. X. ERICKSON
]. c. WILLIAMS
E. W. THOMPSON
tary, Dispositions Attended
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19
SARAH E. WHEELER

OSTEOPATH
\nnex Door South Of First
National Bank
LAKELAND, FLA.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-10-19

Nine. Remier lives still. with We
is a physician, and Jean died Young.