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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-11
M'ADOO PLANTO
GET WILSON'S
!. JOBSUSPECTED
Secretary's Interview on
Presidents Speech In
creases the Belief.
POLITICAL OBSERVERS
SEE SIGNS OF 4 BOOM

y WASHINGTON. Jan. 10.-Secretary Nc
Adoos statement at Chicago yesterday
that he did not believe President Wilson
I'm his indianapolis speech intended 10
indicate that he Is a candidate for a
second term has had the effect Of direct
ing much attention to Mr.. McAdoo here.
The tone of the statement was so con-
fident that 1t has raised a question In
the minds of some officials as TO whether
Mr.. McAdoo had some inside" infor-
nation as to the Presidents political
plans.
Mr.. McAdoo is tho first important
official to speak for publication who has
expressed the opinion that the Presi-
dents utterances at Indianapolis re-
gardlng the possibility that the people
of the country might soon have oppor-
tunity to pass on the deeds Of this Ad-
ministraticn should not be regarded as
foreshadowing n second term candidacy.
4 more important result of the Secre-
tary's Chicago interview, however, has
been to intensity the interes. taken by
officials and by political observers gen
orally in the gossip which has been in
circulation for several months regard
ing Mr. McAdoo's own political aspira-
! tions.
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CALLS ITALY TRAITOR.
vienna Paper says E-sad Ps-hs IL
Acting az Emissary.

special Cable Despatch 10 THE SIS
ROME. Jan 10--The Neuc Freie Presse
of Vienna in an editorial on the Albanian
situation points out that Essad Pasha.
after betrayinE the Prince OF WED, the
former Mpret of Albania. took refuge In
Italy when he was driven from the au-
tonOmous Balkan state. Afterward he
returned to Albania and started more
plots In behalf of foreigners.
This move OF Essad pasha. the paper
says, provoked the Intervention Of Italy
AT Durazzo and was contrmatory OF her
treason TO the Triple Alliance.
The editorial If unfavorably commented
upon here. The Idea Ndsiondie chal-
lenges AustriI to summon up sufficient
courage TO protest against Italy's inter-
vention I'm Albania.
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DROP BOMBS ON DUNKIRK.
tviators Make New Attack on
Channel City.

PARIS. Jan. iO.--rhe Havas Agency's
correspondent at Dunkirk teiegraphs that
twelve German aeroplanes bombarded
Dunkrk and the surrounding distrio, on
Sunday.
The avlatoTs dropped about thirty
bombs, The loss OF life IL not given in
the despatch except 20 say that there
we're Few Victims and the material
damage is described as unlmportant
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-11
MRS. LONGW0RTH HAS MUMPS.
Former Alice Roosevelt II III az
Mrs. Cornelius VanderbiIt's.

II was learned yesterday that Hsrs
Nicholas Lorgworth, formerly Aliss Nice
Roosevelt, has been confined for the past
few days AZ the home of Mrs. Cornelius
Vanderbilt. 677 Fifth avenue. with So
were attack OF the humps Mrs Long
worth was resting comfortably last night
Several days ago Mrs Longworth came
to this city to visit the Vanderbilts tafNhi
20 attend a party given by Mrs VandsEs
bilt for her children, Grace and
nelus, Jr While stopping there ~
taken ill., and Dr. Austin Flint. I&
Vandcrbilts' family physician, u
moned to attend her. Or, FIN
nosed 'he case as the humps
house was At once Quarantine
children were taken 20 the home
ogden Goelet, a. sos Fifth ayenua
they now are.
A servant At the Vanderbilt
brought hack the following message tod
reporter who called there yesterday;
Mrs. Longworth does not want her
rnumps 20 get IN the papsf,"
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Tho Copper Problem.

R.nlying TO American contentious re-
p,ardinR copper Great Britain shows RON
American figures how tremendously the
in porta OF copper by the neutral countries
Contiguous to Germany and Austria have
increa sod since the war.
with such figures" the note declares,
"-he presumption Is very strong that tho
hulk OF copper consigned 20 these coun-
tries has recently been intended pot for
their own use but for that OF heliseT-
ant who cannot import It direct
n IL declared that -four cargoes or
conner and aluminium, nominally non
signed TO sweden, are known by IN"
British authorities 20 have been dehnitely
consigned 10 Germany and hence arc
being detained FOR prize court proceed
ines a., ,-,,
GREY. that with such figures betor" thrm
nnd in such cases rs those just mentioned
tbe Goyernment OF tho United states
would question the proprietv OF his Maj
estv's Government In taking suspected
carRoes to IA prize court, and - 3 are con
WINGED that II cannot he IN accord with
tine wish OF either the Government or
the people OF the United States 10 strain
the international Apde ia favor Of private
interests 10 az to prevent Great Britain
from taking such legitimate means for
this purpose az are in her power
This statement by the British Secretary o.
state for Foreign Affairs is reg rded here @ q
a reference 70 the fact that tine pressur, OF
private business interests upon the state
Department Is understood to have beet
partly responsible for the American note
The British claim 10 know that tho Ad
ninistration has been approached thTogg
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Announcement Published.

When he was shown an announcement
OF the church printed IN Saturday eve
nings newspapers saying that the former
Ambassador would speak me secretary
was indignant.
Al the Close Of the church service Mr..
Sears was asked to show the note ne had
read. At irst he said Yes" Then ne
said Il would have to be given out by
Mr.. Herricks secretary.
But Mr. Herrick's secretary says he
did not write a note
We'll. II may be- a fake" Sears said
finally. "Stin. have the note No,
won't show IT,"
4 young woman who wouldn't say who
sh, was pleaded that there be no pub
I,city." she said she WAS one of "a com
mittee which asked Mr.. Herrick some
slime ago TO speak N the service she
offered to 60 over 20 the Ritz and ''fgee
Mr. HerrlclS," but as Mr. Herrick was. not
there and rs Mr.. Sears wouldn't 81 w
rho note ne mad read the conformation
vas deferred. The young woman did not
.rsst that Mr., Morrison wrote = note ard
irdliy said:
well. perhaps q r. possible that the
chairman of our committee wrote it, put
ting MIR. Morrison's message in that
form"
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RUMANIA PREPARING.
New Hospitals Arc Established and
Surgeons Enrolled.
Speclal Cable N.spntrh to TnE Sos.

Specidi cable Despatch to THE SUN.
BUCHAREST. via Rome. Jan. iO.-The
Rumarian War Office is Fastening the or
ganisstlon Of hospitals and field ambu
iances and the enrolment OF surgeons,
nurses and Sisters OF Charity.
Surgical instruments, hospital linen and
bedding are being requisltioned through
out the country.
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GERMAN FLEET OUT OF KEEL.
First Line Warships Now at VIII
heImshaNeB and Cuxhaven.
special cable Despotoh 10 TuE suK

pARis, Jan, lo.--A despatch from Copen-
hagen B. the Temps says that Of che Ger
man high sea fleet only tho Cd boats
HIrbarossa. WuerttemberG, kocnig,r
LIise, Krcnprinz, Kaiser Wilhelm, some
instruction ships and six submersioles
are now at Kiel.
The first line fleet with the dread-
noughts are at wtihelnshaven and CuS-
haven
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.oLoRADo TROOPS CALLED OUT
Fib-rs Threaten Jail When u. y.
soldiers Leave.

Denver. Jan. l0.-FearlnG attack by
on miners on the Huerfano county
AZ Wdsenburg. following the with
wal OF United States troops. Sheriff
YEN FAIR last night sent an urgent call
for aid to Gov. Ammons. A company of
militia seventy strong. under command
of Capt, Ti.ll, was Immediately placed on
guard around tho t-u r-r-p,r'rs aN MGR.
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JOFFRE TAB0os NEWSPAPERS.
Commander Neither Drinks Nor
smokes and Writes Rarely.

NUffIUT UUTf VtNVITlW 70 I'VE NTH.
PARIS, Jan. l0-An officer who II at
tached 10 the stan OF Gen. Joffre states
that the French commander has not read
a single newspaper since the beginning OF
the war, that he does not smoke or
drink and writes no letters except brief
notes to his wife and his sister.
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FAKE HERRICK
NOTE READ IN
SEARSCHURCH
New Thoughters'' Made
Victims of Hoax Through
the Message.
SPEECH NOT PROMISED q,
BY EX-AMBASSADOR

Myron T. Herrick, ex-Ambassador to
Of Frank W. Scars's New Thought
Church in Aeolian Hail yesterday morn.
ing. and instead Mr.. Sears read to
the congregation Of several hundred
a note purporting to be from Mr.. Her
rick's secretary explaining the absence.
At the Ritz Carlton n few minutes later
II. s. Morrison, MIR. Herrick's secretary,
told THE SUN that the note was a
fake. and that ~ far as he knew Mr.
Herrick had never engaged to speak at
the church meeting.
young woman Of the New Thought
congregation, queried as TO who wrote
the note. finally said she thought It Rps-
Sble that another member Of rthe
church had written II.
Indi-poscd, says Note.
Just after preaching "a sermon on
the subject ITS Al in Your Imagina-
ton" Mfr. Sears. wearing a frock coat
and trousers OF white and white canvas
shoes. said:
81 have just received a note from Mr..
Herrick's secretary saying that Mr..
Herrick will be unable TO address "a
to-day"
Then Mr. Sears read from a paper
handed TO him by an usher The note"
expressed In cordial terms. said that the
former Ambassador was "indisposed'
and would be unable to leave his apart
mert before Tuesday. in the doctors
opinion. lie would be glad" however.
to address the church next Sunday.
After a remark that II Mr.. Herrick
we're New Thoughtist" he would get
well sooner. Mr.. Sears went Oh with the
service.
\ representative OF THE SCN left
Aeolan Hall ana went TO tho Ritz to
ask about Mr.. Hsrrick's Illness. Mr.. Nor
/ rison, his secretary. said:
mfr Herrick has gone motoring IN
/ the country. As far as I know he had
no engagement 20 speak at the service.
knew nothing OF It ror is Il In his record
| OF such things s.s
THE first I knew % this was about
! an hour ago. when Il woman called 20 Soc
/ me and told me that they were all waiee
ing for Mr. Herrlck at Aeolan Halt
assured her that there must ne some mis-.
take.
she finally said that she had seen pr
Herrick when he was in New York last
She admitted that there was no definite
prom se TO speak made then"
But your note said he was ill?'
Note asked Mr. Morrison. lie was
told what Mr. Sears had read and said :
That If a fake ! wrote no note. Ny
name must have been obtained at Tho
hotel desk, as I did not give H."
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SHACKLET0N SAILS SOUTH.
Leaves for Antarctic Continent, re-
porting Al Well.

NDF'fTT ' HVIt VrtDITfN 10 TIIF NTN-'
LONDON, Jan. 1.-THE Daily Chror-
icie this morning publishes the following
despatch from Sir Ernest Shackleton:
ISLAND Or SoUTr GEORGIA. via Ruenos
Ayres, Argentina. January 10
The Endurance sails from South
Georgia to-day
"All on board are we'll.
we have been delayed by the &C.
which Is unfavorable. owing To this
do not expect TO cross the continent until
next SON."
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4 Growing suspicion.

In this period there has been a grow
ing suspicion in the minds Of many per-
SONS in Washington that Mr.. McAdoo
has his eyes upon the Presidential
nomination and hopes himself soon to
become the political heir Of his father
in-law.
T. may be stated with absolute GER
tainty that speculation OF this kind has not
besn absent from the thoughts of some
of~the men closest TO the President, and
that those men are less than ever Inclined
to dismiss the suspicious which have been
lurking In their minds for weeks.
The fact that the possibility Of mcAdoo
Presidential boom ~ discussed here by some
OF the Presidents nearest friends Is re-
garded OF sufficient importance to he made
par. Of the record IF the political cam
pa,gn which is generally believed TO have
been initiated with Mr.. Wilson's speech
in indianapolis.
n IL true mat as rule persons here
attach little Importance to Mr.. McAdoos
suspeS.ted Intentions. They do not believe
the Secretary of the Treasury with all his
alleged clever manipulation of the immense
IIltronage at his disposal. ~ well rs with
iNs attempts to popularize himself ir the
4outh and West through the wide adver-
tpemcnt he gave tho crop movement de-
lNnits, the backing OF the cotton loan plan
atid the distribution of Government de-
posts. has been able TO lay even the foun-
dalton for an Organization that would have
a show OF gaining for him the Democratic
Presidential nomination.
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Persons who deride the possibility Of a
McAdoo candidacy assuming serious pro-
portions point % his conspicuous failure
in New York, where hc has been more
active politically than elsewhere
The suggestion that Mr.. McAdoo may
have Presidential aspirations may have
grown out of any one OF his official acts
or uttrrauces. II has resulted largely
from tie general Impression LEFT by his
dongs and sayings as head of the Treas
ury Department.
In the character OF the announcements
issued by the Secretary IN regard to the
crop movement deposits the cotton loan
plan. the steps taken Tor the relief OF
Americans In the European war zones last
fan and his spectacular attack on the
banks which had piled M reserves and
were charging big interest rates, critical
observers believed they saw evidences OF
Mr. McAdoos desire to appropriate to him
self as great a share OF The credit for
the different achievements az could pos
SHY be secured.
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. g., ~, tI,.,,.s,. ..,r,
,.,h,,r AZ. ratuu,'s father.
- ,..,h ,li. I'd. -Iv conduct by Mr.
TIT. ....,i,, Cd, tIvr.s'. care
u.. ,,,.,is A., uousc
Nitiruty night hoiH factions Ntl' en-
''. .t 81. TN N.- ''hn''E ""us', sc
Ta'lW n'd ''iurisd WIN I"nsIHnle NI'l,
.' serve u. Warrants ON W.. la'uln "nu
IT, faithful .ha4n 'Hr. ne returning
"Fr '1d broken Dig hol" III tht slhsS
.''H' u'". 10 i"rce an 'hl,"u'.' nut MIs
Itiun TIA NAN not 10 disturb h'I nus-
.u % rr was 90 bed ups 'l4Es anu 10
-..' t, warrants at : e'o'" gcs'e'-
e.. I..' ing 50 MAN 'i'
Nr 'tu"' h'"rN'.' ""S ''r l'oi"
NIX asleep AIi'I lhe l"r'eu ,n''E VI ~,
l..lIA. n'r latn T. sist,r "nu o,T'ntr a,,u
BY. y. ''as' az hry"' N''N "uu ''es' -. -
AMI v..,,,.J /, warrant A once charging
hen, WIN hungary. Magistrate Dodge
prR r.,, ia E.cp cool lie quieted down
~ Two hours-untI c'clocK-when he
r,, m. u,ri.tr,t, ON the wire again and
f.d him. te wanted the warrants right
sgsv
C,rltrrtou aud he made a flying trip
~ his lola, car. which stood chuggiug out
, Do an the while. and got the Magistrate
ON OF bod 10 issue warrants for the ar
,.s ~, ,,,, ..i,,,r,,'iers lie wanted moth
nrr burgl,ry charged. but vas told
t..t his v.Tc. 10 has had a tit;y-ffty ar
-arr. merit with he's husband since their
marriage. had ~ much right Ia the house
10 10 80 Ia. then sworc 10 - complaint
reIug disordprlv conduct again7t his
.,lf,'s brother and sister ana let his chauf-
eur charge Mrs Tatum with the same
l-aad offence
The craufreur alleged in his complaint
thai Mi, TAtum lad called him names
when ne. was helping his boss to Dust her
earlier m the night. That satisfied tho
Magistrate. who handed the three war
ant, tn his constable. James Hynes--
Ms Tttum had gone - Magistrate
G-orre W. HAYDEN with her complaints
and Hynes made a hurry up trip to the
Taum estate to do his duty
warrants Served az . \. VI.
4,
81 ''''G NE" 700. IL W.lS ,hrH " ~ ",
Hllr. serve" ms "h.' ",
! l'""' MISS N'd''' ''lN anu ""'''
~ '.ut u" SP.le 1' l.' ""I, w.
t7.' ~" ~ '" "'E'. 10Y
nov. ~ Mr., lAtuhs "utoln"pHe; WHlS.
o." H'' men u,'HE up g'ag'c',' an I'R,.'
ln' M'R'Stra'e ho'u our 81, I
"''h' 90" "nu '"Jt"''S N".'o NV
r'N'h't7 were "rl'lgned ana p"'o'.' %,
pleas OF not Gul'tN. Time ~ III
',l'H
MI' alum mHy nav" pee" u,"'P
''l oul Sh' "'Hn nave 10 eOuI'' u
10 Ee' M" the mouse Worh Sn'
.'''H'I, rs i!f as 'ou.d ne leafhee
Cd. 3n' "er r.ta,nelS went 70 oed IN com
i've comfort u NOT peace o. nlnu
NH lalum ana ms ChahIru' were
mere I'd De s"th W ia'l me pa,
q" deserted outside ana the dawn 'ou''
'" "l.h"Nt tl'mniIhS
''l ''leI Su.uP came CI"S.a"' Nl'h
N' ANT 'H hAni 70 arrest MI iu'" tn'
""Ii"". Ihe big mouse on inc Ehs
wa s'"I asleep nN, s"ni,""uy 'o''
va. rs quarry ma u'd' Lake re-
''' ne scratched ms mead ,Iuhhen nv
i'tu''' , IT,,
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Gives Figures to Show Cop
per Exports Produce
Grave Suspicion.
ABSOLUTE PROOF
IN FOUR NEW CASES
Preliminary Reply. Though
Friendly in Tone. Is II
Firm RejOinder.

WASHINGTON. Jan. 10.--Thc reply Of
United States agains; British practices
in interfering with the neutral trade
Of this country was made public al
the State Department hero this after
noon. The text OF the note was stimuli
tancously given to the English press.
In tone tho british reply is friendly
and in spirit quite as frank as tie
American note. 1t Is largely an lr-u-
ment in support of the British exercise
Of its controi Of the seas aad ia de-
signed to refdte some OF the contentious
set forth in the American protest
Aside from the protest against jae
methods rather than m" principle e
the British policy with regard to stop
ping contraband destined for enemy
country II was considered here that tho
strongest point in the American no;e
WAS the contention that Great Eritain
had violated her own and the accepted
rule IN her treatment Of foodstuffs 80
absolute contraband when consigned 20
neutral countries adlonin Germany.
The British reply 10 this contention
is probably the weakest point In no
argument of his Majcsty's Government.
While Il is maintained that Great Brit
ain has adhered TO the accepted rule.
and while Il IL declared that it is hor
present intention to do so, an eNcus"
for departure from the rule in future -
sought In tho allegation that her enc
mics arc violating the accepted rules
OF civilization and humanity.
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No surpris- In the Reply.


In general tho British reply presents
little that was not expected here by tho"
familiar with the respective Views 90 tho
two parties to tho oontroversy. As 'vas
expected. Great Britain gives every assur-
ance that could he desired of conducting
her operations with the least possible
harm TO the interests Of the United states
and those Of neutral trade in e neral
and. borrowing the very Language ~ the
American note With regard to trade !ntcr-
ference asserts that only such interior
ence as rs necessary 20 protect the bel
ligerent's national safety. ana then only
10 the extent to which this is necessary
is warranted ~ intended by Great B.t-
tain.
It is explained that this note is PIE
liminary communication to remove some
misconcept Ions that seem to exist and
will he followed by one dealing in more
detail with the Issues raised.
Taking up the American contention
that British practices have caused depres-
sion In American trade by denying Amerl-
can products their long established mar
kets in neutral countries of Europe the
British cite the American export AguIcs
for November of 1913 and 1914
These show that the exports OF the
United States 20 Denmark, Sweden. Nor
WAY and Italy, the neutral countries m
question, were from one and a half n
fourteen times as large for Novombe'.
| 1sIt as in November. 1919. Only in
trade to Holland do the figures show
decrease in November, 1914. an compared
with November, 1913
Great Britain comedies that cotton NAV
have fallen off, but points out that she
oonnot she blamed for that. as she has -
Ali times declared and practised the inten-
non OF not interfering with cotton as
! contraband
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Continued on Last Pen,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-27

the department Of agriculture, az,
achieving wonders en- American farms
Last month Sir. Johnson described The
achievements Of boys and this month
bis article is devoted to girls. In the
following extract taken from his articls
appears the facts about some remark
able records made ~ girls:
Since the beginning Of this work.
some one girl has always surpassed
record made the year before. The
title OF Champion Girl Tomato Grow
er of the World IS not as stable as
that OF the boy who achieves national
honors in corn; there are only two
boys who have held the championship
ribbon--Jerry Moore and Walker Lee
Dunson; but nearly each year sees
new tomato queen The first Cham
pion Girl Tomato Grower Of the Worll
was Miss Katie Cunter Of Samaria. s
G. with a record Of 5l2 cans Of toma
toes. and profit OF over $50 from
one tenth Of an acre Of land. Miss
Fay Parker Of Arkansas was the na-
tional champion in 1912. Her profit
was siei-in terms Of an acre. $3.50
The champion Of 1919 was Miss Clyde
OF Ousley. Ca, with a yield o.
1854 pounds Of tomatoes. making 1856
pounds OF canned goods, and profit
q 1892 70 Last year the title came
% Miss Hester sartain Of Walker
county, Alabama. who raised 1887
pounds os tomatoes from one tenth or
N acre Of ground preserved 1920
pounds in cans and glass Jars. anil
'eaped profit OF s146.20. Nov Ala
larna boasts of two world champions
iester Sartlia and Walker Lee Dun.
son. But the competition was yery
lose last year Miss Winifred Goff of
titchie county West Virginia, raised
462 pounds Of tomatoes. her profit +,
hough was but s9lls. Miss bottIe
.uckett Of Muhlenburg county, Ken
ucky, made the highest actual profit
hat ever has been achieved by an
ndfyidual-$204.77 II she could
ave done the same on one acre. she
'ould have made s2040.70."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-27

available males II has had only 100000
casualties in battle On the other
lianf the proportion Of casualties to
The number OF England's men actually
engaged IN war has been exceedingly
large, because the losses we're incur
red by military units representing
total Of not moro than 600, 900 men on
the line. Its small regular army was
practically wiped out at Mons, the
Marine, and in Flanders The October
Worlds Work.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-27
JUST A THOUGHT
ERE THE DAY IS GONE.
st+++$*++++$4+%4s
Hope


Hope, What unseen magic lies con-
cealed in this. the most wonderful
word in the vocabulary. With it,
worlds can be conquered; without it,
none can succeed. Hope drives the
miner far into the scorching heat or
the desert. firm IN the belief that he
can wrest fortune from the burning
sands. Hope causes the prospector to
seek a new location, where, in few,
short years he transforms the once
rugged soil into a bower of beauty
and forces 1t to blossom as the rose.
Hope causes the artist to delve pa
tiently amongst the rainbow of nature
until 1t discovers some new and unde-
yeloped blend Of color. And when he
flashes it upon the canvas before the
gaze Of the world. hope has
been vindicated. Exchange
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-27
eRAnopAp ON MODERN METHODS


BY some durn foal scheme of tiiin'
John has drained the peslxy sIougl
In the medder. Now he's spilin
Fer some other trick tu do.
Drat his picterl Him n Lizzie
Al'ays has their elbows bent.
All last winter John was busy
Maxim fence posts of se-ment.
Slack times, Lizzie shes a-helpin
John a right smart now and then,
SPECIFY If the kids amt yelpin,
But when they need tendin', then
Johns gas en-iin does the washin
And dinged If the thing don't churn;
Way John farms Is sure caution.
wy them folks has gas tn burnt
John has got a patent dingus
Tu divide the milk and cream
And he's built a konkreet thingus
Filled with some durn fodder scheme
Fer tn feed the drafted cattle.
tn increase their milk supply
He gavs half The farmiD' battle
Is tha what, the when and why.
Has rig for strainin honey:
Railroad enjines hitched tu pIows,
Just got through a-spendin money
Fer machines tu suck the COWS.
Fought an auto, Liz is steerin'-
Speck she'll run it in the ditch:
But they're both farm engineerin'
And J guess they're gettin' rich,
Howard c. KegIey