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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
Nick Altroek's Birthday

Nick Altrock, who in his time
 pitched for nearly all the leagues there are between the Atlantic and the Pacific coasts, was born in Gin 15, 1876. The veteran southpaw got his baseball start in 1898, with Grand Rapids, in the old Interstate League. Before the season was over he was given his first. chance in the, National League with the Louisville sColoneIs but failed to stick The next season found him back in Grand Rapids, and he was later with Coz lurn bus in the same circuit. In 1900. he played with Syracuse then in the Eastern League. the daddy 4sof the present International circuit. Tn 1901 he wore Toronto uniform for a while, and then skipped out to the Pacific Coast, playing with Los An geIes in the California State League. In 1902 Nick broke into the A1neri- can Associa ton with the Milwaukee Brewers. His second chance in the big league came in 1903, when he pitched for the Boston and Chicago Americans. He was i'll most of the year. but in 1904 he developed into a good pitcher. and remained with the White Sox until the close of the 1908 season. In 909 he went back to the American Asspeiatioms with the Minnea poIis Mi11ers, but returned to season, and was turned over to the Washington club. In 1910 he was again with Minneapolisr but the NfiI- Iers soon turned him over to the Kansas City club A1trock's final appearance in the majors was with Schaefer, now with the Newark Feds, he played the role of comedian and amused the popu1ace by their funny stunts on the sIdelines
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
PRESIDENT D DEFENDED BY L0NDON ESDITOR


 London, Sept 4.-T'he Daily Sketch, a picture paper with an enormous cir .culations under. the caption Don't Blame the President,g. prints an e61i- ,forial protest against attacks upon the United States. The Sketch says:
 Tt isl time we stopped jeering at America It is poor policy, bad pa tripttsm and the taste is at least questionable.' .'s
 Reminding it's readers that the pop ulation of the United States includes millions of Germans, sthe paper says: . $hatever his own private sympa- thiess 1t is the business of the President :tsj 7consi Ter the Interests and syTnpa- sth1es of his whoIe people. s* It is an inapertinence for persons out side. the United States to express an opinion as to whether the honor of sAmerie is inextrieab1ye involved. The most we cah say is that if Presid ent Wilson can drn al mt n peace with hon zof it Is his, bounden duty to- do SO. Let ms Inind our own business and leave the President to mind his..s'
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
AInuScnnentS
POLES

\ There, is good music and lots Of 1t; Mare comedy, and very excellent ,photop1ays in the program that
 pened yesterday at Polls Big
 audiences seemed nightly. pleased
 with the program and proclaimed 1t
 one of the best seen here in z s- long
 while
 ssThe New Impressario'' was the
 title of the headline feature that
 served to- introduce a big company
 of operatic stars They could slng . and graciously responded with many encores that the audience insisten A1ror. The numbers are chosen from the more popular operas and were
 presented in a highly gratifying manner. The chorus work was es-
 neciallx good. and throughout the . whole there was a bit of comedy that < was delightful.
 /. -ss Herbert Clifton. the boy with the se $1o, 900 prize voice." literally
 stepped the show as they say In
 stagedon- This young man possesses "a soprano voice of real beauty and : in female costume puts over several : Eery pleasing numbers. His auditors :, were insistent for many neores-
 ,s,t Francis K Bushrnan and kMarguer-
 ite Snow are featured in the si1-part Ehotoplay, .@The Silent Voice. It is ' an unusual story of dramatic worth sfIRnd is most ably presented by a big :, -cast- The photography is especially ,ss orthys of mention
 PorterJ white, who has been
 seen here in legitimate productions, and a cornpany of very able asso- -zeiate players. presented a drarnatle .esplayfet The Visitor z It is an l1rl- .-.(szsa1ad playlet and is given in a man sysz5er that wins immediate favor 4ar1M elyilles and Thatcher. styled the : --zt.17tat baseball fans had a lot of
 funny lines On the national pastime
 and Bowen and Bowen in neat va
 rity skit were very happily received.
 The Two Georges, in an acrobatic 2 novelty .rounded olit the big bill in
 pleasing fashion
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
TRAIN WR CKERS
 FILE AFFIDAIlTS
 COMES ESSING ACTS

Hartfords Sept 1@Af1davits to the e Hsot that they caused the wreck. on t Valley branch of the New Haven read at Maromas. August 27, 1911, have been made by Antonio vernale. NpziG Bpshemo and sebartiano La cana ands are in the possession of Captain Hurley of the state police, according to motions for new trials filed in the superior court yesterday by9the New Y orks New Haven & Hart ford Railroad Co. in the suits brought against it by Mary Cocfrane of Springfield. BartholoneW J Sullivan o Hartford and PheIius Colby of West Hartford The suits were brought to recover for personal in- j9xtes received in the wreck. If the r44zroad can prove that the train was vEecked 1t will not be liable
 kEhe andayits were made in Bridge port soon after the arrest of the three men by the state police last ntonth- These are made the basis for r1ptt onE for new trials by the railroad which lost in the lower court because it could Apot prove to the Satisfaction of$the Jury that the train had been vRcked. SNernaie in his aff1davit, sa%s that he and Lacana kept guard w6gle Bushemo and P:aoIo Carrubo unscrewed the fahplates fn the rails with tools which they had Obtained in .PoTfland d-9 After the wreck. w whic h thsv witnessed, they went home. They went to the scene first in 9 rowboat. Bashemo g affi fidavit is similar in ef- feet but he also dec Iares that CaLrru4 ! b Y threat cred him if he did not help Vi teck the train 6acana says that Catrubo and Bushe no wrecked the train. while he and Yernale watched. 5Cories of the aff1davi ts were fled with the motions for new trials
 
 British r1iament asse u5Ies to-
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
PLAZA

s,--E ! .sNr e,i-tr,, sss, a five-part vitagraph feature 1s one of the Dig attractions on the Plaza program for tn e first half of the week which should draw pheT rlomenaa crowds to that pepular play house. With Robert Edeson as the -sa principal lead. the story of ss1 Mort- ] x main is uniquey ation al and , Eierd- It. deals with advanced. suggi- rsI 5rnethods. .particuIarly the problem z of linn grafting. Through the skill of his friend pr. Crisp MortInain. who has injured his right hand in such a manner that It is necessary to arnpu- rate has another hand grated to the stump. The operation is successful -7s but later it is dfscoyered that Mort 2 4s,inain' ssa new hand is the hand Of a T 5ntirderer Here the plot takes a re s5hzr bls turn and tt1s trend Of Cir q en1nstanfiaf ev1denee w5aves con- sfncidg web around Merlin azr-''a How E he ptnd1cates himself and proves his -sf1nnocence is oneaof the most staTthng incidents Of the pirtll1
 m The Ward Sisters offer clever nov city that is creating quite some conn 70 1saeg1t while5 offerings no solution to the .sbTaEsterH that Is presented-s Jean Wa I'd, a girl of 92 pounds, openly deAes hIl- ~ man weight to lift her toes off the floor Of the stage, and she.got away with 1t at all three shows yesterday. She is willing to submit to any test to prove her power and offers a reward to the
 successfHI sssaHd ow.s Tn addition to being the 5possess6r of this strange power Ehe ia dancer and gives an inn; ;=4 Fsrzenat1on Of aS mechAnieal aell as we'll
 ETne 4fonu Trio offered a splendid high class singing and instr ulnentaI fantas8 tha4 scored deserved com 1nerda at5or
 Cusn1hin 6 seahan were a riot of f1n 11 the e7r arrpbat1e tsT T1n-overs. and 1Hoyt g IIsyts s n a and Ezelllap with deHgHtfuI gins 1UieeA yHera well. re4
 neubered at Ia1ddI1e times ,ssiss
 tThe Fa5Ie ztfle Two sellsz3ti on al Failures, ss can he sF ithful. z
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
More T Teachers And
 School Rooms N Needed

Seven new teachers and nine new school rooms are needed to care for the extra burden. that has been put upon the school system by the influx of children. according to Samuel J. Slawson,. superintenden ent He said that crowded conditions prevailed and that in one room at Longfellow school there are 11A pupils. whereas 40, pupils are as much as should be handled \ A jcomrnfttees on appoint ments has been selected to evolve a method of providing for new teach CTS: There is little money left with which to pay extra-sa1aries.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
EMPIRE

Erancis Ford and Grace e m ard. two uf t4as most pop uIar Of screen stars. Tt4y oppqsEte one anof1ier iri theg peer of iaAi Htrn serials he Bro ke ns Coin:ss vEhieh VIII De shown i1l it's tsg eIfth ifn ' staJlrnern at the Erupire ton1o4row in conJRnctiq1i ttF the regular select and entertain pr ogra m Todayss Famous P4ayer Par am o11nt z mast err piece. EsmeraId featuring the daintiest of screen stars Mary Pick ford .s.-e -. sl
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
GONE TWO DAYS WITH
 ANOTHER'S CAR, WAS :.
 LUST TAKING RIDE''

James Mclaughlin of 1,179 : Noble avenue was bound over to the superior court this morning by Judge F. A. Bartlett on the charge of stealing an automobile.
 Mclaughlin admitted taking Q car owned by Il. Barlow of Devon, from in front of; the Stratheld q. hotel 3Satur- day night. Hswsz captured by the
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
BIC DITCH'' ONCE MORE
 CLEARED OF LANDSLIDEs

Canal has been cleared of recent slides so that ships drawing not more than 2S feet. may now navigate the water way, according to official despatches received today at the war department.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
YEsTFRDAY,s REsUITs.

At. New. York t R. +. E. Detroit =. .z. 0. New York .e.s.- .s.... 10 2 0.
 Washington
 Cleveland .-- ...... 6 0 Washington 6
 At Philadelphia-
 St. Louis =. 8:12 | Philadelphia -.-.s. 2
 At ston-71 st Game ! Chicago 8 Boston :. 9 O
 Second Game. Chicago 4 Boston 8
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
sTANDING OF THE CLUES.
.GAMEs TDDAv

:. Detroit in New York ; sF
 St. Louis in PhiladeIphia
 Chicago in Boston. 7 Clevelant1 ins Washington. ;zss
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
He said this

Ossining, N. Y., police. He said this morning that he was just taking a. ride and he was on his way back when ar rested.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
STANDING OF THE CLUES,
:, GAMES TO-DAY

2 Jersey City in Rochester CD.
 Providence in Buffalo G2).
 Harrisburg in Montreal CD. s Richmond in Toronto sl29.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
1NrERNAT1oNAI LEAGUE.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.

E At Cincinnati- R. H.. E. New York Cincinnati 6 12 2 . At St. Louis-
 Brooklyn ... .,-.. -...5.--. 6. ', Q ,SL- Louis :. -fs , 3 At Pittsburgh Philadelphia 14 0 Pittsburgh 9 13
 At ChicagoA
 Boston 5 1 Chicago l.s.,-..-....5 :. ...-s... 4 3
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
s1,ANDI,sfs oIf 4sFIFE 1eyr,F1fss E #
GAMES TO-DAY

Newark in St. Louis. Baltimore in Chicago Buffalo in Kansas City.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14

Three hundred and fifty weavers
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
FEDERAL LEAGUE.
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.

At Brooklyn- R. IF. E. Pittsburgh .s.s.s.s.i.s .z.s47 IS 10. Brooklyn .s. 2. i.. - T.. F, 2. z.
 At St To 6ufs--- f-5e <. sF T sss&s3 sgssss Newark. 6 912 Sts Louis \. :. 2 F g.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14
STANDING OF THE CLUES.
: GAMES TODAY.

New ' orlx >dn- Cincinnati Brooklyn in St.ALouis. Boston in. Chicago. Philadelphia in Pittsburgh.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-09-14

British ParIt lament asse uables to- daHs
Omaha daily bee., 1915-11-24
Detectives at Sea
Over Theft of Mrs.
HamiltOn's Jewels

The Union Psoifio secret service 1s.
rartment is completely ~ sea over the
reported robbery Of Mrs. Jane MoCiurg
Hamilton. Sunday. while she was a pas
asrRer on train No n. between Cheyenns
and Green River. Company detectives here
from Cheyenne. ogden and elsewhere
along the line have worked on the case
since u was first reported and hsvo
Teen unable 90 find any clue 20 the
whsfebouts ~ the missing jewerirY and
plats. which. according 20 Hfs Hamilton
was worth 1850
n II asserted that Mrs Hamilton. who
IL now on her way west from ogden.
reitsratss her FIRST story that the val
Tables we're all in large case and that
vben out sOfne distance west Of Chey-
eDne. she left the case on one of the
seats in her section IN the sleeper ghe
went 10 tho dressing room. remaining
there something like half an hour and
when she returned 70 the body Of the car.
1sss and the contents had disappeared.
Since the care was reported 10 the
Union Pacific officials. all employees o.
the car IN which Mrs. Hamilton was n
passenger have been closely questioned
Omaha daily bee., 1915-11-24
MORAL. DO NOT
BE TOO TALKATIVE
City Hall Man Tries 10 Tell the
Man Who First Shot Ducks
and Loses.
SHOT WITH SILVER BULLET

Once upon a time a bold hunter
vent forth 10 hunt Wild fowl, whose
habitat IL along marshy lakes and
where placid rivers nov. This
might Of the fowiing piece had not
been schooled in the art OF stealing
upon the wary watar bl.ds.
lie fired many shots into the frosty
ozone and the sounds Of his weapon
reverbated through the Iowa hills.
Tired and heartsick ne trudged 10 a
market place where lnssnsate Wild
ducks we're hanging from hooks. He
bought two ducks. placed them In his
game bag, hurried home and was
greeted by expectAnt wife and chill
dren.
The news quickIy spread through the
neigbborhod that ths browns we're goIng
20 have Wild duck Tor dinner ana that
Mr. Brown had been a.hunting.
This particular Mr Brown IL Rodnan
n. Brown structural engineer IN the city
building department He brought the
Leads Of ducks down 10 the office and
was showing the evidences Of the hunt 20
his associates when Lee Bridges building
ibspcctoF snd oid-tirno hunter. picked up
the heads and made sn examination
Mr.. Bridges testified that the eyes Of
tho head Of the male duck wsra dried 10
almost nothing, Indicating that thu duck
fsd met ~ demise MT less than ten days
ego; aiso IN incisioa N the neck auE.
gestsd the effect of The hanging process
~ market The other head yislded sim
liar evidence, whereupon Mr. Blown en-
tered plea Of guilty.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-11-24
Messenger Boy
Stops a Bad Blaze

Firs. discovered ~ . messenger boy
was quickly cztingulshed early yesterday
~ the building occupied by the suther-
land Machinery company At 1914 Douglas
street
The blaze started In the elevator shaft
and the damage was estimated at 1910
The cause Of the fire IL unknown. but
Will he Investigated by the fire warden
Omaha daily bee., 1915-11-24

end none ~ them remember having seen
TIE case on the sest, 81 she contends u
Vas. Inquiry has been made ~ a number
of the passengers On the car. They All
remember seeing Mrs. Hamilton. but
none % them remember having sesn the
jewel case that she describes
Omaha daily bee., 1915-11-24
strengthens sore Bsek. HsIps
WeaL Kidneys.

Take six drops of Hoans Llnlmsnt
-four times day snd apply 10 small Of
back. II kills the pain. All druggists -
Advertisement
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
Always IN the Making.

In one Of Gec1ge Macdonald's books
occurs this fragment of conversation:
Il wonder why God made me-" said
Mrs. Faber bitterly. I'm sure | don't
know what was the use of making
me-"
Perhaps not much yet" replied
Dorothy; but then he hasn't done
with you yet He is making you now
and you don't like 1t"
1t would give US more patience with
ourselves if we always remembered
this. We would not get so discour
aged with our infirmities, imperfec
lions and failures If we always KEPT
In mind the fact that we are not YET
made, that we are only in process o.
being made, that God is not ye
through making US. Rev. j. r
Miller, DID.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
Bills Afterthounht.

Two lottery derelicts had Just I'm.
ished repast at Bethel Mission
one OF the spreads that are being laid
out for the unemployed. They were
filled and comfortable and disposed to
"Reminiscences OF their experience.
"Didje get q piece Of that beef
Bill?" asked one of the other.
yep" said Bill.
AN dldje get some O. that soup?'
yep
Couldn't o. asked for more
couldje?'
well, / dunno" said Bill.
well, what wouldie of asked fer?'
II was just a-thinkin'," said Bill
that to make that grub set right In
every way, If we'd just had little
high ball to "a started 1t off with
there'd be nothin' a-tall now to kicl
about. louisville Times.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
New Kind of Sport.

He had taken a day off to go fishing,
but, alas! his luck had been very bad,
and when, on his way home, fish
mongers shop came into view he
was tempted and fell.
". want half a dozen large trout,
he told the man.
Yes. certainly, sir" said the other
masking a number one size grin with
a correspondingly large hand. viii
you take them with your"
Yes, please. And I want you to
stand over there and throw them al
me-"
"Thow them, sir?" echoed the Devil
Tered shopkeeper.
Exactly! My wife is sure to ash
me II cought them, and cannot tel
. lie"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
Fully Supplied.

ed in a rural community appeared at
the back door of a neighbours home
with a small basket in her hand.
Mrs. Smith," she said, as the
neighbor answered her timid knock,
mother wants to know If you won't
please lend her dozen eggs. She
wants to put them under hen"
PUT them under a hen?" was the
wondering rejoinder Of the neighbor.
Il don't know that you had hen!'
1--WE haven't" was the frank re-
joinder of the little girl. 1--WE are
going. to borrow the hen from
Mrs. wn."-Christian Endeavor
World
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
Garlic Flavor In Milk.

Recent investigations in the dairy
division of the United States bureau
the flavor of garlic may be entirely
removed from milk by blowing air
through it while it is held at tenn
perature Of at least 140 degrees Fair
enheit. An exposure of 80 minutes at
las degrees is sufficient to free milk
from the most Objectionable flavor.
A somewhat longer exposure is neces
sary for cream.-Scisntific American.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
Work of Torpedoes.

Torpedoes cost over $4,000 each; con-
sequently they are not discharged I'M
less there is fair chance of hitting
the object aimed at. So far the yes
sells hit by torpedoes have been sta
tionary or only moving slowly; but 1t
is probable that as the crews of sub
marines become more expert they will
be able to hit a warship occasionally
when she is moving at high speed,
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
OutclasSed.

Member of Anarchist Society-Gen-
tlemen. ] wish to resignl
President-But Wy, brozzer? Wy
would you leave us?
Member-Ach der ISIS no more
glory in ris bomb business; eet ISIS
becoming vulgar; everybody is doin'
iti-Punch
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
CUTICURA COMPILATIONS
Are Usually Fresh and Clear, Soft and
VeIvety. Try One.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. Thus
these supercreamy emollients promote
and maintain the natural purity and
beauty of the skin, scalp, hair and
hands under conditions which II neg
lected might disfigure them.
Sample each free by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
Rotation.

Are you going to have garden
this year,"
mo" replied Mr.. Growcher. ut
isn't my turn to make garden. I'm
going to keep chickens this year and
let my neighbor make the garden"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
Doctor's Advice.

Doctor-You must go away for a
long rest.
Overworked Merchant-But, doctor,
I'm too busy to go away
Doctor-Well, then you must stop
advertising.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
Surely Not.

Client want you to sue for
divorce and an allowance of $1,000
a year.
Lawyer-What is your husbands
income?
Client-It's about that. | wouldn't
I'm not that kind.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
They Clash.

What is the matter with the par
son and the doctor that they CANNOT
agree?'
THE parson says the doctor is sc
contrary. Just as soon as he gets
a man properly prepared for the next
world the doctor goes to work and
cures him"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
No Chance for Argument.

Every man has some arguments
with his wife, l suppose" said the wor-
ried-looking man.
Henrietta and / never argue" re
piled Mr.. Meekton, complacently
once in a while | make remark
and Henrietta shows me exactly where
| am wrong. But we never argue. =
Washington Star.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
Doubtful Assurances.

do you think they approved of my
Easter sermon?" asked one Of our
well-known ministers.
Eyes, think So" replied his wife;
"they were all nodding."
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
Lucky Escape.

The Desk Officer--Well, madam.
what's the complaint
The Complainant-Why, sir, ] gave
a man named Blinks, Jim Blinks, 70
cents to go to the court house an get
q marriage license for me an him
an he never came back
The Desk Off1cer-I congratulate
you, ma'am Good day.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
The Last Word.

Bix-What nonsense to say that
one can't get the last word with a
woman; | found it easy enough to-
day.
Dix-You don't say! How did IL
happen?
Bix-Why, said to a woman In
the car Madam, have my seat
Boston Transcript.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
Not Much Acquainted.

your husband said the caller,
sympathizingly. was a man of excel
lent qualities"
YES" sighed the widow, 'he was
a good man. Everybody says so.
| wasn't much acquainted with him
myself He belonged to six lodges"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
Force of Habit.

Bookkeeper.-Hired a new stenog-
rapher, | see.
Manager.-Yes; the other one would
persist in adding postscripts 10 my
letters.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
The Point of View.

The Optimist-There's nothing like
hUpe.
The Pessimist-There certainly isn't
for fooling person.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04

II a inan will refrain from combing
his hair over the denuded spot the
probabilities are that nobody will no.
tice the fact that he is bald.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04

It's woman's Imagination that keeps
her young-if she imagines people
can't see through a coat of paint.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
Reason for Chance.

'Financier-That is not the same
tale that you told me few days ago.
Beggar-No, sir. But you didn't be-
Heve that one.-London Mail.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04

No man who has tried to split kin
ding with one believes George Wash
ington chopped down a cherry tree
with his Ratchet.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04
important TO Mothers
Dramatic Criticism,

How is that new play of Serb
blers?"
Dead slow. | took my old maid
aunt to see it, and it didn't even get
a blush out of her."
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04

P~ased to meet you" is one thing
. man never says to sight draft.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04

the genius: He Is a crank on only one
subject.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04

She.-Do you like my new hat, hub
by?
He.-You bet. 1t covers up most
Of your face. - Philadelphia Pubic
Ledger.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04

A man doesn't give himself any the
worst of it when he tells the story
of his life to woman.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-06-04

The world seems all the brighter to
lovers when the gas is turned low.