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The Washington times., 1915-03-02

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MIKE MARTIN-come OF. you poor
birds; whstta you think this is? Get
set! Get set! You're nyin2 around here
like a one-armcd paperhanser. hey.
Jim Shaw. ! saw you put that chewing
gum in the sugar bowl. Now listen. jim
Shaw and Harry Harper
HARPER-I won't sleep with that
bird, Shaw. lie makes me dumb
sHAw--You won't. won't yuh? ! make
yuh dumb, do I? Why, you feeble fsh.
feeding corned beef to the canary birds
M1KE-Cmon. C'mon. Stop that
wrsstling. You two shooting crackers
sleep together Or
sf1Aw--1f gotta sleep with Mo.ie
Harper, I'm gonna take my. marbles
outta the game. Gimme a chew. Will
yuh. Moxie?
MIKE-Now, that's settled. Eddie
Ainsn,ith and Joe Engel--
ENGEL-Aww-www. ! ain't gonna
sleep with that filbert. amt gonna
bunk with no ordinary catcher.
ain't--
ArNsMrrF-I'm bunk with Joe. Got
any money, Joe?
ENGEI-No. That's why | don't want
TO hunk with you. I don't want you to
get up In the night and be disappointed.
MIkE-Now. that's settled
ENGEL-What's settled?
MIKE-Now. that's settled
AIN,SMITH-w What's settled"
RYAN-You two birds arc settled Go
ahead. Mike?
MIKE-Now. Doc. VIII YOU bunk with
Russell? You're old college chums.
SHAN-Surc. Doc will room with
Russess. Russell is the only bird who
hasn't heard Docs line Of bull yet.
MARTIN-Now that's settled
sHAw-You mean poor oil Russell is
settled.
RYAN-How many times have gotta
tell you to keep that chin Of yours outta
the soup and the argument?
SHAW-You don't have to tell me.
amt listening. anyway
MARTIN-Now that's settled.
sHAw-Tcehee. tee hcc.
RYAN-What mattah now. nut"
SHAW-Look at Joe Engcl Amt he
funny?
MARTIN-W -Whattah you doin' Joe.
Didn't tell you that the next
ENGEL---Aw, ! amt dom nothin'.
MAKTiN-Whattah you laughing at.
jim? Joe amt doing nothing.
SHAWL know he amt. That poor
pickerei is funny without doin' nothing.
MARTlN-Now that's settled.
ENGEL-who's a pickerel?
MARTlN-Now that's settled. How
about you, Joe? Will YOU team up With
Jack Bentley?
RENTLEY-Aw. / won't sleep with
Boehling. lie walks in his sleep.
BOEH LING-All right. might walk
in the niHht. but ! stay awake on the
Bases.
The Washington times., 1915-03-02
Soccer Stars Will Be
Out of Employment

LONDON. March AT the end Of the
football season on April 80 the English
soccer players will find themselves in
a position never experienced before,
that Of being out Of work. All contracts
with the profe ssional players. with the
exception of a small number who siyEed
until April 60. 1916. win end.
The signing season, which begins ON
Nav l each year, will be held over un-
til late In August, so as to prevent any
Inducements being held out which will
interfere with the cali to the colors.
THE English clubs must neither Offer
nor pay summer wages nor anything
in the nature OF a retaining fee, nor IN
fact, do anything tending to keen tho
PLAYERS from service
Owing to the greatly reduced attend
anCe at the league games this aeasOn
all the clubs are suffering badly from
financial troubles. and the Football As
sociation has called special meo:ins
for March -
The Washington times., 1915-03-02

bENILEf--Who are you knocking,
L.JEHL1NG - who'da yub think.
christopher Colu'nbus?
81, IsENILEY Aw~-Thats all right
'nch. thought at first you meant me.
MARTIN-Now that's settled.
settled.
MARTIN-No. But I did.
room With any busher Who never h hs.sS d
Of Balsac or Theophile 0ahtier.
BENrLEx-Never heard Of .m, s.x-
er hear Of 'em! Amt got time 20 rad
the standings Of those 6msil.tims
leagues.
MARTIN-Now. that's settled.
BENrLEY-whst's sss-
what's settled
MARrlN-Last.n. I'm settled. rsu
poor birds can pick out any reennnats
thatll stand for you. I'm through.
I'm done. I'm gonna wire 0Stff that
good. and don't appreciate any kinS.
ness. He'll be down here tenS4rTev--
sHAW-You know me. and you ar.
good friends. Mike. Of boy
ENGEL-That's settled.
What's settled?
:. .ENoEL-Sothins. rou got me saying
II. that's all.
RrAN-List.n. Any bird that wears
can pull his freight in the morning for
kamchatka.
,HARPER,who wears hi, spiked
shoes to bed:
A!NsM1TH-tshrill whistle, Alta boy.
Walter. Don't worry. Harp. oi top. the
next league you re going to won't have
any beds In 1t. Alta. boy. walter.
(Shriller whistler
ENGEL-I won't room with Eddr
Ainsmith. don't like the kind OF
chewing tobacco he buys.
A1NsM1TH-No use talking, the bov
has talent.
set. You gotta get up at 6 In the morn
ing.
sHAw-who. me? Who. me? six in
the morning. Not me. Not this bird.
RiAN-Six in the morning Six in
the morning. You!
SHAW-Who. me?
RYAN-Yes. you.
SHAW-That's settled.
MARrrN-whoa are you mockins you
tramp? Wait till Griff--
SHAW-Now You know Mike. me and
YOU have known each other too long
MARTIN--Just because ] gotta a
farm is no reason why I should hand.
that stuff.
SHAW-Teehee. Tee heeeee.
ENGE1L-Listen. Anybody can tell
I'm a good poker player by tho way
hold nv cards.
| Curtain
The Washington times., 1915-03-02
MILLIONAIRE TO Be
HOOFEDS' MAGNATE
Charlie Weeghman Says In.
dianapo|is MoguI Has $780,.
100000 to Back League.

CHICAGO. March @.--There's another
million dollar mystery moving around
the Federal League headquarters here.
another real business man has seen the
solden fleece hanging low ever the dia-
mond. He is going 10 be president Of
the Indianapolis tIoofeds
'Thc Hootcds now have backing of
ncarly sG00M,GOO.' said President Weesh-
man OF the Whales. speaking for Prexy
Gilmore. But not word about who's
VINO. That viii be announced later
The Washington times., 1915-03-02
Rockies and
Regulars

MACON, Ga, March The worlds
champion Braves hold the first practice
workout Of the season today on the
park here. The team arrived last night.
Bill James. who is holding out for more
money. has not as yet reported.
HOT WELLS. Tex, March 2.-Soccer.
passing the medicine ball. batting.
throwing. and chasing flies constituted
the work OF the st. Louis Cardinals In
training camp here today.
work was diversified and Manager Hug
gins would not let anyone stay too
long at one task.
HOUSTON. Tex. March THE st.
Louis Browns arrived today and were
put to work at once by Manager Branch
Hickey.
PASO ROBLES. March 2.-MornIng
and afternoon batting. field and pitch
ing drill will be engaged in by the Chi
cago White SoN squad today. The inn
provement in the pitching arms Of
ScroEGins. Jasper, Johnson. and Cicotte
rejojCed the heart of Manager Rowland.
Ed Walsh Is TO be put in charge Of the
second team which will leave for Oak
land tomorrow. Rowland said today:
Big I'd would come back-this year"
TAMPA. March ..-Thc Chicago Cub
regulars and tryouts were put through
a double workout again today in prep
delphia Nationals Monday at ST Pc
tersbure. Buckler. big loft handler.
from Medicine Hat, showed well in
his first workout.
GULFPORT, Miss. March Indoor
| work was the order yesterday, but to-
day all the Tigers were in uniform and
field work will begin. Sam Crawford,
who has been here two weeks. is down
team will be in camp Friday,
JACKSONVILLE. March The Ath-
letics went today through real work
out. Connie Mack tried to "urh the
| enthusiasm of the youngsters, hut they
went at their work with a vim. while
the vets took things easy.
ST. PETERSBURG. Fla. March =
! The Phillics were put through light
work today, Manager Moran spending
| most of the dav in having his men be-
come familiar with the playine field.
| SAN ANTONIO. March Just 60
your natural stride, and take it easy,
| said Joe Birmingham this mo,uinp
when tho Cleveland Indians. formerly
| the Mans. began their second days
workout. YESTERDAY = practice vas full
| Of GngC!. and birmingham believes i
| starting in SLOWLY
| ALEXANDRIA. La, MaIcn 2--PId,
| iCally all the players of the Cincin
matt National League club we're ~
camp today, and spring practice beguI
The Washington times., 1915-03-02
Willie Ritchie Begins
Training for Big Bout

NEW YORK, March willie Richie
today started training for his ten-round
bout with Lightweight Champion Fred
die Welsh, at Madison Square Garden
on March II. The former champion in
dulsed in some light exercise with his
trainers at Billy Grupp's gymnasium in
Harlem. and appears to be in excellent
shape. despite reports that he was
growing fat.
''f the referee will make Welsh
stand up, If he'll make him keep his
hands from under my armpits. there is
going TO be real fight, with the good
prospects Of the title coming back to
the States said Willie today.
Both men were scheduled to meet la q
today and post their s, 900 forfeits.
The Washington times., 1915-03-02

more power TO him. Hopper VAS the
distorted sense OF humor and canine
trading proclivities this winter. and was
Of the country. He is one Of the auietest
boys In camp. 10 . gentleman. eats his
food quietly. and does his work with
the rest Of 'em.
II there were any hitters in camp
Coach Ryan would doubtless have the
boys pitching 20 them today, but the
swattcrs won't arrive until next week
so IL Thormahlen. Clarke and stevens
aesirc to drive any batters away from
thoy'll have to use the tacklins dummy
which has still survived the last foot
ball season.
John Henry threatens to send 10
for Jce E:nGel in order to keep jos off
Henrys pet hat. Joe isn't haoPy un-
less he is struttinR around the Works
with bat in his mitts. and poses in
front Of the stadium for the edifieation
Johu evidently fears that association
with Joe will make his bat dumb.
There is q strange apathy and lack
Sf p nrsst sste at sns ,eaSSns c sss Ssss this
competition in tho eating league. IN
former seasons. the boys had champions
like Dutch Munich, Herman Schwartje
! and Alva Williams 10 hang up mark
for the rest Of 'en to gnaw at, hut to-
dav. the boys don't take any more in
tercst in their food than duck does
in a pond. or an Ambulance chaser in
an accident. Shake 'sm up.
Ray Morgan arrived in camp late yes-
| terday afternoon. Ray left his auto
, mobile in town. and came down on the
railroad, which only furnished Ray
with one wreck in the 1i5 miles OF
wreck in lis miles is only a drop in the
bucket with Ray.
That hopeless bird, Jim Shaw, took
an ankle excursion over to Monticello
! which Is where the present Admins
tYation got it's start. Jim said Thoma.
JEFFERSON NAV have known something
| a bout that taxation without represents q.
ton stur, but when II came to roads
=. IcFcIsru VAS the st. Looney of hi.
The Washington times., 1915-03-02

in earnest The work today was light
mostly fy chasing by the neiders ana
tossing the ball BY the pitchers.
SAVANNAH. Ga. March Tho
Yankees were put through their fret
workout today with the arrival Of the
tardy members who failed to report
yesterday. Manager Donovan made his
PLAYERS run the two miles from the
hotel to the playing fleld. and once
there he gave them no rest.
DAYTONA. Fla. March c.-Manager
Robinson had his men out early today.
and the Dodgers were put Through sosne
stiff PAGES in the first days workout.
MARLIN. March 2.-ActiMty was the
watchword in the Giants traintnS
camp today. Manager MeGraw and the
players under him practjced at two
parks. in order that all Of the men
would get plenty Of work. Tho youns
sters are showing superb form, hoping
to make the team.
The Washington times., 1915-03-02
Draws With Brock.

CINCINNATI. Ohio. March 1-Two Of
three papers here give Kayo Mas .
draw in his ten-round battle last night
with Matt Brock, Of Cleveland. NlArs
broke his right arm in the NTH round.
but held his own in the last half Of the
hattie.
The Washington times., 1915-03-02

Picking a Room Mate
BY BUGS" BAER.

Cast Of characters Mike Martin ball.
players:
Place-Camp GriH
The Washington times., 1915-03-02

Ai.ENANDRlA. la, Marcn 2-PIdL-
rically all the players of the Cincin
matt National League club were in
camp today and spring practice begun
The Washington times., 1915-03-02

VI takes a lot Of nerve 10 take the
Kidding and jibes hurled at your
anatomy by the nrsss OF an entire con-
tipent and come haCr TO- move. hut 'h9'
~, ,
The Washington times., 1915-03-02

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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-01-05
BITS OF NEWS

Joe RychIeWski, 50, 1902 S. Ash
land av., fatally hurt today at Amer
lean Cutlery Works when grind stone
exploded. Died at Francis Willard
hospital.
Policeman Albert Leddin, Maxwell
st. station, searching two men in
doorway at 916 S. Larkin. Hit on
head by iron bar WELDED by third.
Skull fractured. Trio escaped.
RosWaId Reid held up in his drug
store at I'll w. 69th. Drove men OF
after gun fight.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-01-05

he attempted to pull a coffee bag over
her head She screamed and caused
a disturbance and the proprietor Of
the restaurant came into the kitchen
and cursed and struck her because
of her cutlery.
These girls are made to work II
hours a day and furnished with the
poorest kind Of food. They are in
structed to lie to any inspector who
questions them about their hours and
feel compelled to lie or lose the job
and not be able to get another one
through the agency that got them
this one.
In one case where the proprietor
was taken into court for violating the
ten-hour law and finSd $25 the girl
declared that he took the amount Of
the fine out of the months wages he
owed her and then discharged her,
The usual method of the agencies
is to take the fee from the girl under
the required guarantee that a posi-
ton will be secured or the money re-
funded in thirty days.
The girl is sent to one of these
Greek restaurants. She is kept a
couple of days and then fired on
someo pretext and must pay the
agency another fee to get further en-
ployment.
A girl whose name is given in the
report as Helen" paid 81 to an agen-
cy and was given about four hours
work. She asked for the return of
the fee and was told to come back in
thirty days, which she did and was
laughed at. At this time she was
without food and money and the peo-
pie she was rooming with had told |
her they could not afford to keep her
any longer.
ON. K" paid 81 to agent, was given |
half days work and the next day |
a girl was sent to take her place and |
she was laid off and forced to pay |
oDoFbnT foo IN secure another iOh |
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-01-05

woman in charge to take number
of girls around the city, the girls
paying their own caEfare and hers.
She will take them to different
places, many of which have never
asked for help, and after several
hours the girls, unsuccessful, their
money spent, grow discouraged and
the woman lets them go to their
homes and declares she has done her
duty.
If a girl who has been given few
hours work, and nothing further,
complains of the treatment at the
employment agency the woman in
charge will abuse her in the presence
Of other girls and remind her that
she has had work and forbid her to
enter the place again. The girl, re-
aHzing that it is better to borrow an
other dollar and propitiate the woni-
an than lose the amount she has
paid in fees will adopt this course and
receive a few more hours, or at the
most a few more days, employment.
The Public Welfare Bureau de-
clares the filming system of punish
ment for restaurant keepers or en-
plOyment agencies who violate the
law inadequate and suggests prison
sentences as the only method Of re-
form.
They also declare that organiza-
ton is essential for the protection of
the girls and hearty cooperation by
the city itself is necessary in order
that the girls may receive a square
deal and an opportunity to earn an
honest living.
-O-O
BITS OF NEWS .
The Holbrook news., 1915-10-08

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The Holbrook news., 1915-10-08

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The Holbrook news., 1915-10-08
When Bqbu Has the Group

When mother is awakened from sound sleep to find her child who has gone to bed ap- parently in the best of health struggling for breath, she is nat urally alarmed. Yet if she can keep her presence of mind and give Chamberlain's Cough Re- medy every ten minute until vomiting is produced, quick re- Jeff will follow and the child will drop to sleep to awaken in the morning as we'll as ever. This remedy has been in use for many years with uniform success. Ob- tainable everywhere.
The Holbrook news., 1915-10-08
Winslow Votes Against Bonds

The proposition to vote S16,- 900 bonds on the Wiuslow school district to build a gymnasium auditorium, submitted to the voters of the school district last Saturday. failed to carry by a vote of 118 to 91. The outcome was something of a surprise to the friends of the proposition, as the sentiment of the community seemed to be unanimously in favor of the bond issue, but the quiet work of the opposition pro- ved most effective. It was ex- pected that the women would be for it. but this also proved dis appointment as the count dis closed that the majority of them were against it. The high school band played on the streets dur ing the day in the hope of stir ing up the enthusiasm of the voters but visions of increased taxes outweighed the music.
The Holbrook news., 1915-10-08
Oil Tests FaDor Western Crudes

Oil Tests FdUor Western Crudes
 An artictle in the National Petroleum News dealing with oil tests made by car manufac- turers, says regarding tests by the Packard Company:
 "A year ago this Company made an exhaustive test of mo- tor oils.
 This test consisted in taking six new motors and uslng in each a carefully measured quan- tity of one of the SIX standard motor oils then on the market. The oils were carefully analysed before they were placed in the motors. The motors were then started running under pressure equal to an average load and al- lowed to run for a period of twelve hours. Every hour the oil was tested for temperature, Yiscosity, flash and fire test and sealing quality.
 At the end of the twelve hours the oil was again analysed and the motors were torn down and examined for carbon de- posit."
 Assistant Engineer Hunt says he is inclined to favor oil made of western asphalt base crude, rather than oil of eastern paraffine base crude. ]"
The Holbrook news., 1915-10-08
Special to The Holbrook NeDs
 By Grace M. Sparkes

Prescott, Arizona. Oct. T. 1915. From baby to Grandpa, everyone who comes to the Third Annual Northern Arizona Fair will find something to make the visit worth while. Horse races. pony races and gamas for boys and girls, all carrying generous prizes. will make the sports worth while. Dancing, band concerts, carnivals and various shows will provide entertainment for the evening. Interesting ex- hibits will fill several buildings and tents. They will come from the stock ranches, mines. farms, schools and homes in every part of Northern Arizon.
 The Baby show is open for all Northern Arlzona youngsters. It offers a line of prizes, every one of which will be worth having. The chief prize will be the pr. Southworth gold medal. Every day there will be sports at the race track which will interest everybody. Prizes aggregating $23OO. .0O will be distributed for horse races, etc. The fact that there will be no entrance fees has resulted in numerous owners bringing forward horses that might otherwise have kept out. There is no doubt but what the prize winners will supply many surprises, Already there are 42 owners of horses who have signi- fled their intention of entering the races. Since there will be a S2OO race each daYlsome of the horses are of particularly high class. The racing events include races for ladies, races for girls and races for boys. There will be free-for-all pony races.
 All of these promise that from early morning until almost early morning again there will be one round of pleasure to those coming to the Fair. Numerous other features will be added and an- nounced daily. An auto parade will provide considerable interest for one day, prizes aggregating $10O being offered. Already quite a number of artistic floats are being planned.
 In addition to the big perman- ent buildings that were establish ed last your the Fair Association has arranged for several extra tents to accommodate the in- creased exhibits that they have been assured my be expected. improvements in the pens and stalls will add to the attractiveness of the livestock exhibit. Complete lists of prizes and rules for the Fair will be mailed without cost by address
  ing the Northern Arizona Fair Association. Prescott. The very low excursion rates which will be : in effect from all points will en- able every one to see this Fair.
The Holbrook news., 1915-10-08
Recommends Chamberlain $
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Hast winter 1 used a bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for a bad bronchial cough. l felt it's beneficial effect immedi- ately and before I had finished the bottle I was cured. I never tire of recommending this re- medy to my friends" writes Mrs. William Bright, Ft. Wayne, Ind. Obtainable everywhere.
The Holbrook news., 1915-10-08
Ney Mexico Fair Next Week

l
 Do you want to hear the world series baseball games reported play for play even down to the balls, strikes and fouls? Do you want to sit in a comfortable seat and enjoy the contest for the greatest baseball bonors in the world just as if you were in the grandstand at Boston or PhiladeI- phia?
 If you do. the only way to ar range it is to come to Albuquer- que to the State Fair next week. By special arrangement with the two Albuquerque newspapers, the Morning Journal and the Evening Herald, the State Fair management has installed an electric scoreboard in the grand stand at Traction park, and visi- tors to the fair will have every play photographed before them just as 1t takes place.
 This is the latest of the in- numerable amusement features arranged for by the authorities in charge of the fair. And it is only a small part of the program for the entertainment of the thousands who will come to Al buquerque next week. On the opening day of the fair there will be a football game between the University of New Mexico and the New Mexico Military h. stitute which will be one of the greatest contests in college ath- letics during the year. Every day afterwards there will be horse racing of a caliber that has not been known in the west be- fore. At night there will be fire works, the midway shows of the Brundage carnival company, the greatest wire walking per formance ever seen in the United States. the concerts of the Kill ties band and innumerable other attractions to bold the undivided | attention of the big crowds that will be present.
 A bureau of information is to be conducted during the fair at the Santa Fe railroad station for the benefit of all visitors to AL buquerque at that time. A com plete list of all the hotels, cafes and rooming houses. with. the rates of each, will be on file and | every consideration possible will be shown strangers in the city. No extortion or raising of rates will be tolerated. The aim of
  fair management is to have ev- cry one who comes to Albuquer- que at that time feel that he or she is a guest of the city and to go away with a better opinion of the town and it's peo- ole than ever before.
 The tents for the big exhibit | buildings have arrived and are in place and many of the exhibits themselves are now installed. Everything is ready to ring the curtain up on the biggest of all shows. which will begin next Monday at noon in the presence of the greatest crowd ever gath
The Holbrook news., 1915-10-08
Notice of Dissolution of Co-Pdrt-
 nership

The Co-partnership heretofore existing between Amado Mon tano and Ignacio Lizano, under the firm name and style of Mon tano 6 Lizona, has this 18th day of September, 1915. been dis solved, effective at once. All persons having any claims against the said firm will present them at once for payment.
 AMADO MONTANO
 IGNACIo LIZANO.
The Holbrook news., 1915-10-08
Notice to the Public

Notice is hereby given that l will not be responlble for the payment of any bills contracted by either or both of my daugh- ters. excepting upon a written order from myself.
 CHARLES THOMAS,
 Holbrook. Arizona
The Holbrook news., 1915-10-08

Fresh Jersey milk and cream at Rencher's. Phone AT. If