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Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1915-09-09
Sbridijen mictteitS firffo'
f,tmtain %HhtpmiicstG.

Miiasta on 10 paljon mielipiteitc
julfi Iauiuttli, mutta minGfin wdbar
jatfan, fpllG iiittG tiili erebopS ipno'
oalaiiiue fun ei ne 10 pbtDneet tds'
I'd firfoIlisfofcifiesia, iinG f%aniallis'
firffoIaiietfin ebtipGt ajatelIa iitd o.
iiaa miten iiind diff fGpnpt beioGn
omaiiuuoelleen, pienempdna %joiiffo'
no. yboistpneesid firffofunnasia o.
'liii tietpsti faiffi aiiat ratfaistit aa-
nestpfielId Min luonnolliiesti oliii
nGbtp tarpeettomafii Muttaja lebti,
moan foneet tarpeeIIiiefii. Niin mpos
.Suomi SpistoIIa palmistiiii oppinei-
ia pappeio; Min mitG iiIloin enGd teb'
oGGn noiIla mdbd-oppiiiIla. Sic joii-
tao pois parempoin tieItG. @ntds
niiben ieifrafiintain, iotfa iiiben oliii
pbtpneet2 Witen diff fGpnpt omai-
iuuoen. sos nimittdin oIetamme et'
tel diff moitu pboesid toimia, jofa
PABLO mobooIIista mpOs diff olIiit.
Siiben toiioonfin torwitiee ti'nteo
Iafi.puoIta ettei fdp minimum &an.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1915-09-09

ten on riiiimiimmefin SerraIIe lib-
rattaipa. Sofainen jGien: fosmot,
iilmG, fieIi, fGoet, ialot ia fofo ruit-
minnie on aitnettapa Serran paIpe-
lufieen. Iifamme on mposfin Ser
ralle onnettaipa: jofa pGiipG ia betfi.
Wlitta elfGGmme unboittafo, eta o.
m~aiiuutemmefin, raba ia tamara on
Serron alttariIIe lasfettafpa.
TGmG ei ole belppoa nellie oialli-
iuiioen lapiiGle. llbri on luopumis-
ia omasta, raffaasta, ia antamista ie
pois. &ofpnaiien librin tuominen on
rosfain tebt1ipG maailmasia. Sifii
barpat meistG fristitpistGfGGn otpot
poineet foiffeaan ubrota.
MeioGn on opittaipa %ubraamoan.
Wiistd iitG opitaan2 Sumaian iibri-
aIttarin G6resiG. Siind nGemme SSii-
malan iibrin nellie annettuna. sc
on iuuri ia fofonainen iibri. Srma-
la antaa raffaimpania nellie. So
iilIoin SGn antaa faiffenia. Seeins
on nbri. SGn ubraii iieIunia iefG
riiumiinia i%pnteimme ioipinnofii. &o-
TO SGnen eldmGnid oil ubrauSto,
li,opumista faifesta omasta mifa-
w%uuoesta. Seeiufiep eldmda ia fuo.
Iemaa fatieltaesia opitoon ubroo.
moan roffouoesto ia lola. Gimme.
fo antaiii iieIuamme SGnelle, iofa
fen Iunasti, emmefo riiumistamme
SGnelle, iofa r%tiiimiisioan fdrii ipn-
teimme rangoistufieny emmefo ai-
famine S6nelle, iofa ubroii pli 80
miiotta bpmGfiemme, emmefo omai.
iunitto SdneIle, iofa antoi mereniG
iprotao puoIestamme9 Iietu, Iifija,
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1915-09-09

lill6 me olemme usfoSta Seeiiifien
fautta manbursfaifii tulleet. Sama-
Ian ranba ipbdmisidmme me menem-
me tdstGfin lGbetpsiubloSta fotiim.
me. Mutta tdmG Ito ei iaa oIla us
foipaiien p6GmG6rG. WeilIG pitdG
ola iamanlainen mieli FUN &ristltf-
iellafin oil. SGn alenii itieniG orian-
mi~iotoiiefii, ppptden Ola faiffien pal
meIija. Me enine ole fddntpneet fitG
marten, ettd eldiiimme itieffdiipp6es.
I'd, maan Serran palmeliioina tefi-
iimme tp0t1 Serran miinim1esiG,
|iosia iofaiiella on oma iarfan-
ia. Weiodn on ientGboen tebtdpd
tp0td, ettd Serran iurri pdimd jou-
tuiii, jpIloin fofoontilu tho ilniri us
foipaisten 1olffo faifista fanioista
ia iufufnnnista iefG fieIistd meiiaa-
maan .Serralle plistpsmirttG.
&lo puoli 8 ilI. pioettiin Sobannef-
fen firfosia rippiiaarna ia naiitittiin
Serran ebtoollista. &aifisia tilai-
iuufiisia oil mdfed firfot tGpnnG.
Gbustaiia oil iaapunut noin 100
hPnfeG mmhGri mnnfn
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1915-09-09

fan Spiston fatpi, eta meni fnin foi.
ra perGjGstG. Saimat fiittaa etta
iaipat ola biIiaa ia tpptpd tpbiGdn
barmiin. Siis minusta ndpttdd ettG
iiinG oil Siimalan iobbatiis, ettd ie on
nGbnpt frmmanfin olemasiaolon tar.
peelIiiefii maiffa toiin pienempand.
tin, tpaan elinpoipaiiena. 8aon jos
ie on Serran tabto Min ban moi len
fasmottaa iriirefii. 8uitenfaan Ell ie
pbtpmGllG parane fuin aiiat omat ill
I'd fannalla fiiit, nc npt omat. SillG
iiitG purrttuii iitd mifd paras on:
raffautta I%6bimmdiieen. ga ilman
peIielIistG raffautta eli moi pbteistoi.
minnasta mitGGn t,ilIa.
Toiwomufiena noin laniiia, ettd
toimittaiii enempi pbteisbengesia ia
pibettGiiiin firfon otpet apoinna tot.
iillemme ia min nGbitellen faswettai.
II pbteen, fosfa MT on tiilllt toois-
tetufii ettei frmpifaan firffo-funta
pibG toistaan la~bfolaiiena, jofa on
faitnis aiia ia fristilliiesti tebtp. Siis
toimosia on bpmG elad eta mastai-
iuubesia onnistitaan paremmin pb.
oistpmGGn, jonfa Sumala iuofoon.
'Sitd jddn ipridstG fatielemaan.
Miiasta toiieen. S. &C., &atila.
ioeIta eboottaa e~rottamafii firffo'
funnista, iofa on epGfGptGnnollinen
tefo, ippstG, ettd niiben ~olemasia-olo
on perGti tarpeellinen, maiffa ei pb.
oistpmGGn %ionittnfaan. Hainmas-
.toin tarpitiiii i~tienaiiet ienratunnat
pbbiStpG ~firfofuntiin paremmin moi-
oafieen taistella labfolaiiititta mas-
taan, iota ifGipG fpIIG meibGnfin pai-
.minGmme ilmestpp iurfuteltapan
paIion ulfopuoIeIIa ep. Iutb. firffo.
funtia. sos baluamme ppipG iiird,
mitG olemme, min p%pptGfdGmme ra-
fentaa eifG baiottaa firffofuntia.
Niin on tonne pitGd oppi pubtaana
mastaiiuuoesiafin, iofa on pda fpip-
mps autuusopisia ia iota warten on
ieurafunnatfin olemaSia. Siis toi-
mon, etta eroamispitiibat raiifeaa
fifteen, iieIId pnnG pli @merifan. So
toimitaon i~iiG.Idbetpfien bpipdfii in-
nolla, ettd eip. lutb. oppi faspaiii ia
IiidGntpiii tGGIIG iiirtofaniammte fes-
fiiuoesia.
TiirteIi, 90. %.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1915-09-09
&aiftemnte &erran mbri'
alttariae.

Serron tibriaIttarille Ell feIpaa pho.
Iinainen ubri. sc on faiibistiis Sd-
nellie. Sinne on tiiototpa fofonainen
ia puboos ubri. Sierra tabtoo ubrif-
ii iielumme, ruiimiimme, aifamme, o.
maiiuutcmme, faiffemme mitd Omis-
tomme.
llbraufien tuIee oIfoo iieliisto. sc
on cniin tiaotafpa Serran armoaltta.
rifle, onnettarpa Tpbdn $eneen oiu.
moiiiafii ia onnettotpa fofonaon. Git.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1915-09-09
Michigan State Telephone Company

~ubraapan 8apabtaian eteen. &i,-
foile, ettG ie firfastuiii ipoGmelleii.
Scum ie olfaa ~pGbGnfin firfostua,
buomaot, miten mGbGinen on iinun
ubriii perrattuna Seeiufien ubriin.
@opobtaian ubria fatleltaesio o.
pitaan ubraamaan lola. Silloin Ell
ubrta pafosta, eli tlomion pelposta
eta iiinG mielesid, eta iotain on.
iaittaiii. &affaus &ofastaiaamme
fobtaan naifuttaa ubrousta. Bioe.
tam arizona, ettG iaamme min TOTO.
man ontoo itiemme Serralle. Sa TO.
fonainen ubri t~liottoa iloa iielrlIem--
me.
Sospo iiis Seeiusfin firfastuiii
paremmin nellie, iota taboomme
fuitIIa SGneIIe, ett6 rupeilimme e.
nemmGn ubraamaan. = Suiirem.
mafii %amoutuiii iiuoin fuffaromme-
Tin Jun, folebtirabot fi~rfastniiimat
~fualfeammifii - tuIiii ieteIeitGfin.
Sierra iiunaa ubrin, iofo on pub.
oas, ia en~nenfoiffea iibraaion. Gimme
iuinfoan fSpbtpiiis Sielumme ~liunaii-
tuiii, oiallinen elGmamme tuliii
mpOsfin beoelmauiiemmGfii. &nuI.
faamme Sumolam Iiipausto: quo.
faa tGpoeIIiiet fpmmenpfiet toipora.
oittooni ettG ruofoo diff minurt
buoneesiani, ia iinG foetelfoopa mi.
niio, ianoo Sierra Seboot; min totta
oufaiien nina teille taimaon iffunat,
ia nina miiooaton teiIIe iiiinousta
runioosti'. MoI. 8: 10.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1915-09-09
Sic ~iumrmmteen ia moittoon


"2Gbetps Sanomisia" firjoittaa
pastori g. Sirenius ierraatpaIIa
buomattamalla tapalla:
Sofa teistd on iuurin, ban olfoon
teibGn palpeliiame'', lauiitu @apab-
taiamne (Weatt. %: ~.
uieammin fuin bboen ferran plis-
tad @apabtaia pelpelemiien iuuruut-
ia.
Wi,tta onto pelmeleminen iui,rta,
fpipmme mel Sbmiiet pleenid mie-
Iuummin fGsfeipGt ia iiGnnGip6t frin
palipelemat muita. W,tta @apabta.
ia nimenomaan ianoo, ettd palnele-
minen on iuurempaa. 8iettGesiGGn
miimeistG gbtoollista opetuslastenia
fansia ppotti ban itienid = aipan
fuin orjat tefipGt rpbtpesiGGn palme-
llista tefemGGn - ia peii opetusIas-
tenia ialat. Sdtd t~eboesiddn fesfus-
tell ban TOTO aian bei6dn fansiaan.
Miiun miasia fpipi ban: "fumpi on
iuurempt, iefo, iofa aterioitiee, maifo
ie, jofa palpelee?" = ia Goes, obot-
fanatic opetuslastenia nastausta,
mastaa ban itfe: "eifo ie, iofa ateri-
office? &unittelemme mielesf dmme,
miten opetiislapiet npoffGiipGt mpon.
tden, iosfin beistd tiintiii oiioolto
Westarin ia Serran BELLE tefemG
palpelrs. Wutta be eitpGt tGtG aja.
tusta ebtineet loppuun aiatella, fun
10 Sierra rientGa IiiddmaGn: "mutto
nina -olen tei6Gn fesfuuoesianne
minimum ie, jofa palpeIee'.
MiateIfaammel &rn Sumalan
Sofia tuli mailman, = ban ioto
Sitmalan enfelitfin palpelipat, ia
jofa on faifista iuiirista iui,rin, BON
tiiIi palmelemaanl Halmelemaan f.
ten, ettG bGneIIe eli oIIiit baIpa bal
pimman orian tpo, - ei ibmislas-
ten jalfoien peieminenfGdn. Mutto
ban Ell tullut paImeIemaan main I'd.
ten, paan ban tuli "paIpeIemaan ia
%ontamaan benfenid I%iinastufien bin-
nafii monen eoestG''. SGtd iiiurinta
palpelusta ei b1n milloinfaan iel-
memmin ilmaisiut FUN iiIld betfeIlG,
joIloin ban "otti Lehman, fifth, MUIR
II ia antoi opetislapiilleen, ia ianoi:
%ottafaa ia ipofGG, tGmG Of, minlr
ruumiini, iofa teiodn ebestdnne anne
taon, ie tebfGG .minun m~tistofieni'.
Sierra ianoi IeipGG riiiimiifieen. &Gn
mnrii leifpGn. SGn ilmaiii fits MIR
tanania oman ruiimiinia, maalliien
elGmGnid, ibmisten tdbben. Sa ME
tieodmme, miten ban murii fen. &in
t1mG elGmG mnirtiti mGfipaltaiiesti
ristilld, min litultiin Serramme a.
iian fGriineen perinpobjaiier, miiier-
tapan tappion. -Mlttta me tieoGm-
me, eta iuuri fen claimant mirtiimi-
men oil len pGiipGn ia tdmidr pGipdn
ia fatffien aifoien iiuurin riemutpoit-
to. 0iel1pd Min iituri MOTTO, ettG
ilman iitd ertnte me = fesfeIlG el6-
man muiertaiuia tappioita = usfal.
taiii mitG1n poittoa ojateIlafoan.
Nutta tGmGn tapabtiimnn jGlfeen on
MOTTO tuIIlt t6sid iuurten toppioi.
ben maaiImasia mabooIIiiefii. $50
pabtajomme MOTTO oil poImeIemiien
moitto.
Wiitta fun Sierra ianoo: "iofa
teistd on iuirin~ bdn oIfoon teio6n
poIipeIiianne'', ci bGn tarfoita main
ettd bdn life on tiiIliit poIueIemoan,
paon ettd bdn fiitiui mpos funnns.
taionia poIueIemoan. $dn ianoifin
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1915-09-09

pPeIuslupIllieeH 10 DetuuH lutipluuit
p~estesidGn: sos nina, iofa olen
$erra ia Mestari olen pesipt teiodn
ialfanne, min pit6G teibdnfin toinen
toiienne ialat peiemGn". Sa ban ia
moi pieId enemmdrl. Miirtaesiaan IL
I'd leipGd, iota ban ianoi rniimiitleer,
lauiui ban: "Se tebfGG minitn muis-
tofieni". NdiIl6 ianoilla SON oietti
ppbGn iaframentin, iota bdnen o.
mania nauttipat Min faiian fnit
&ristufien firffo t6alld moan padlla
on. TGmd iaframentti on BELLE nal
tama mafuutils iitd, ettG &ristiis
ballitiee. Sa tGmd iaframentti
BELLE ia maailmalle moimatfaasti jii-
listaa Serran fuolemaa. Wltta ia
nat: "Se tebfGGt miriin muistofie-
MI, ~iiiGltGpGt muiitafin. Serran
fuoleman, bGnen ruumiinia ia eld-
mdnid murtamiien muistoa, piete-
tGGn mtitlIafin tapalla fiiin IS. eb-
toollista miettGmdlld, = wietetaan
iiten, ettG &ristufien t~unniistaiat re.
feipGt iamoin fuin &ristls tefi, = /.
o., mllrtafpat r,rimiinia, elGmdnid,
toisten tGboen. TGmG onfin Serram-
me fuoleman mniston miettamilen
t6inen puoli.
Sierra tabtoi tGsiGfin iubteesia o.
bottaa opetuslapiiltaan iamaa fnin
mitd ban itie fofi. Halwelemiien tie
- ia Dfiin ie = oil beiIefin olepa
notion ia menestpfien tie. Scum me
walitamme barpoia moittoia ia belt
foo menestpstd t%p0siGmme, min bp-
min omasIa piirisiGmme fuin faifai-
fila tp0maillamme, min iobtrn lie
iiitG, ettG paltpelemiiemme on beiffoa,
ia ettG tatpoittelemme moittoa ia me-
nestpst6 %iotafin toista tietd. Gen
tGboen on meioGn aIenniittaipa lille
t%aiolle, iolla Mestarimme ia Serram'
me i~uoritti ibmisten palfpelemiien
iuurta tpotG. @ritpiiest, meioan al
fanamme, iolIoin firffo on beiffo,
m,tta fen tebtGmd iuuri ia laaia ia
fen nastustajat poimaffaammat ia
iGriestpneemmGt fuin fosfaan ennen.
on t1mG tGrfeGtd muistaa ia toteut'
taa. Yarbaiten moittaa melienid Il
nell, jofa on ipaImis murtamaan lei.
pGniG ia miirtamaan elGmGnid mel
ienid bpmdffi. sc fanianfirffo moi
parbaiten iobtaa &ristafien luo bal
tumnia nsfotun fanian, iofa on nal
mis- tarjottaesia mastaanottamaar
Serrania ristiIle. Sa usfoton maa'
lima moi iitte masta usfoa fristinus'
fon moimaan, fun ie ndfee, ettG &ris'
tufien nimeIIG itieGGn nimittGnG firf'
TO eli main prlbu raffaltbesta, maar
rafastaa itie, rafastaa iiten, etc
ie palpelee ibmiiid.
sc difa, iota me npfpGGn eldmme
~aiettaa tdsid iubteesia iuaria paati'
mllfiia Serran fanialle. @ifd main
maatimufiia! SGmmoiienG aifano
moi nellie eritpiiesti ielpitd, mitfG
raiattomat moimat oipat fdptettdipi'
nGmme. MeioGnb6n on %tGmmOiienG
aifana melfein patio buomata, ettG
"turba on orna noimamme', ia me
tiisfin usfallamme olIa ipDemmin
fuin enren beittGptpmGttd Sumalan
nGfpmGttomien noimien paraar. So
min iaattamat ajat, jotfa ulfonaiiesti
ofpat ipnffiG tappio aifoia, muuttuo
riffaifii iiiGiiistd noitosta, futen
Serrallemme itielleen. Mutta NUTS
tafaamme! Sofa teistG on iuttrin,
ban olfoon teibGn palweliianne".
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1915-09-09

Hppbdmme strttaian I%ufiioito
lniSistomoon tiIonfieniol
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-02-06
,eee9esese@@$ssots ss@eseae
After The WRECK
BY ARTHUR cLEvEs.

Jim Driscoll found himself upon his
feet, staring at the wreck Of the train
in which he had been travelling. All
about him lay the dead and injured,
and the carriages, which were begin
ming to catch fire, illumined the night
with a lurid glare.
1t was in the middle of the noun
tain district of Pennsylvania. Dris-
coll had left his little town in Illinois
to go to New York. 1t was his first
journey in ten years. A discovery of
oil upon his property had given him
the promise of wealth, and he had set
out to negotiate with company.
Jim Driscoll, at fifty, was reputed
the crabbedest old man in Boxville.
If Mary and he had had children he
might have discovered that life is not
wholly vale OF tears. AS it was, he
was a town character. He knew it,
700; knew that Mary shrank from him
and feared him, though loyalty kept
her to him; knew that his presence
anywhere chilled the mirth, that the
children hated him, that his neigh
bors avoided him.
He gloried in it. He had the repu-
tation of a vindictive man, and he
gloried in that. He was close-fsted,
hard as nails, and he Rugged his sim
lister reputation to his heart,
The wreck had come suddenly. 1t
had unsettled him. OF course, he
was not going to interest himself in
any of the injured. That was not
orlscoll's way. But the physical
shakeup had unsettled the habits of
years, and for the first time in years
Driscoll began to take stock of him.
self.
His thoughts were changed by hear
ing childs cry at his side. STOPPING
down, he saw a pretty little girl of
eight or nine years, lying beside the
track. Near her lay the body of a
man. He had been killed in the dis
aster, and the girl, who seemed only
slightly injured, was stretching out
her arms to him and sobbing.
Beneath his hard exterior Driscoll
had a heart tender in one respect.
He loved children. That was why he
scowled at them, to hide his feelings.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-02-06

If Mary and he could have had a
child like that!
He spoke gruffiy to the little girl,
but she did not seem to notice his
presence. And at last, with a. shrug
of the shoulders, Driscoll turned his
back on her.
He started away-not in the direc-
ton of New York, however, but back
toward his home. A new idea had
come to him. He would pretend that
he had been killed in the wreck, and
return, home secretly, to discover
what people were saying about him.
He anticipated the jeers, the scoffing
and congratulations, and his own
triumph when he suddenly appeared
in the midst Of them.
The news of the disaster had spread
rapidly, and, five miles down the line,
Driscoll passed a wrecking train, with
a medical car attached. Behind it,
along the wayside track, there came
a man in a buggy, who pulled up his
sweating steed.
istf0 you been the WTeCh ue
shouted.
Yes answered Driscoll. II was
aboard. My friend, Jim Driscoll, was
killed. and that's enough for me. Are
you a reporter"
Yes, I'm newspaper man," an
swered the other. "Give me short
account while l rest my horse.
Quick."
Il will if you'll put Jim Driscoll
down as Dead" answered Driscoll.
Say Jim Driscoll of Boxville, H., was
killed by breaking his neck, because
I'm not a-going to break the news to
his family"
The bargain was struck and Dris-
coll gave the other a five minutes
account Of the wreck. Then he hur-
ried along the line.
He caught branch train at the
junction, and finally, about eight
o'clock the next evening, attired in a
shabby suit which he had purchased
at a pawnhrokers, he made his way
IN the dark through the streets of
Boxville. Nobody who passed in the
gathering darkness recognized Dris-
coll in the shabby. slouching stranger
He pushed open the garden gate
and crept to the outside of the par
lor window. Inside he saw q small
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-02-06
HUSBAND NOT AN OPTIMIST
Aunt Matty Could Stand for Consider
able Laziness, but Placed Ban on
Newfanged Religions.

How is your husband?" asked Mrs.
Wells of her colored washwoman.
Poorly, mighty poorly, ma'am. He's
laid up with a misery in his back, but
he says he's mighty glad it amt no
toothache. He never could stand tooth
ache"
'Too bad!" sympathized the lady.
did the clothes fit him that my hus-
band sent over?"
"No'm," was the regretful reply.
"No'm, they didn't. They was too big.
He had to glib them to his brother
Eph. He was mighty glad they fit
Eph, though"
Dear me! I'm sorry the clothes
did not fit him. Has he worked any
lately?"
Nom, he amt. Pears like he
CANT get no work. Says he's glad,
though, that times is gettin' better"
''Well, / declare" said Mrs. Wells,
greatly interested. Your husband
must be regular optimist"
mo, indeed, he amt" denied Aunt
Matty, Indignantly. "He's a Method.
ist, an if he was to jine any of them
newfangled religions I'd get a dt
vorce." Judge.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-02-06

II men are just to each other they
will love each other without effort or
coaching, because of the justice they
receive. They will not need TO be
taught to love each other. Men are
taught that now because they find it
impossible to love the man who is ex-
plotting him or depriving him Of his
due in any sense. either as exploiting.
slave-driving employer or competitor
in business or labor.
And that, by the way. is exactly tho
reason why teaching men to love one
another as they love themselves. If not
failure in 1000 years of trial. has not
been the success the teachers have
hoped. For, how can men love each
other when their principal business is
to cheat each other? 1t can't be done.
1t ought not to be expected. Men sim
ply can't love each other under these
MISUNDERSTANDING
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-02-06
"Souvenirs.D

There was a crowd of French viii
layers round the driving seat of the
motor truck, writes a reporter to the
Daily Mail. "Will yer get out of this,
yer little imps!" came in familiar
cockney tones from under the shadow
of the hood 81 tell yer, yer can't
have it-not for a souvenir, nor moth
ink.
"Ah, thank 'evings, there's someone
in this country that can speak Eng
fish, ANYHOW" went on the voice as
interrupted it, and then the face of a
London omnibus driver peered out
from under the tilt to welcome me-
"What is the natter" l said
"Matter!" was the plaintive answer.
why, girls taken the A. S. C. badge
off me shoulder strap, and now that
little French boy there wants to unroll
me putties. Souvenir'-thats what
they keep on saying"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-02-06
HAD FAITH IN LETTER
JOHN FELT EPisTLE SHOULD
WIN LADY LOVE.
At ANY Rate, If II Didn't, Swain An.
nounced Very Decidedly That No
Further Attempt Would Be
Made by Him.

Drifting into town homeless waif
John Henderson had grown to man
hood, and by thrift and hard work had
acquired small farm and built neat
cottage.
One day John called on Squire q!
colt, and being a man of few words
expressed himself thus: Squire, you
know I came to this town a poor boy,
you know have made friends of ev-
erybody here, you know ! have saved
my money and bought a farm and
built house.. you know | am thirty
and have bank account"
"Yes," said the squire, "all you say
Is true"
well, squire. I want to get mar
ried."
Good for you, John. Who's the
LADY,"
you amt never noticed a nice lit
tie black-eyed schoolteacher passin' up
the street every day, have you? Well,
that's her"
81 suppose you have her consent
and the affair is all arranged" sug-
gested the squire.
well. no, not exactly; that is what
want you to do for me. I have new
er spoken to the lady in my life."
The squire, with hearty laugh,
said: where do l come in?"
Don't laugh, squire. This is a seri-
GUS thing. want you to write her a
letter. Tell her about my being a
poor boy, how | have worked early
and late and saved my money, how
bought the farm and built the house,
and how I want her to-to-ah-to be
my wife," and here John stopped, the
bushes coloring his honest, tanned
face to the roots of his hair
So the old squire, who was a past
master in the art of letter writing,
spent long time in composing the
letter, while John patiently waited.
Finally 1t was finished. and the squire
said: Perhaps had better read 1t to
you, and If it is wrong in any particu-
lar you can say SO, and l will change
it to suit your IDEAS"
Oo no iedu llo lSllcl, anu II Wdo o.
beautiful statement of Johns life, his
work, his desires, his accomplish
ments, about his farm and little cot
tage. So realistic was it that long be-
fore its close John was deeply dis
tressed and big tears rolled down his
cheeks.
"How will that do?" asked the
squire as he finished reading.
"Do?" said John. do? It's just
splendid" Then, with sudden burst
of tears and. candor. he blurted out:
Squire, If that letter don't fetch her,
she-she-she can go to blazes!" -
Mack's Monthly Magazine
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-02-06
Extremes.

The man making money in a small
town up the state met a friend not
making money in New York-there
are few there in that class--and they
were talking of their respective places
Of residence.
Il tell you what it Isl said the rural
visitor in a woeful tone, tits terrible
to have a lot of money and live where
you can't spend it"
"Oh. l don't know" responded the
impecunious city man. 81 guess II
isn't any more terrible than not to
have a lot of money and live where
you can spend it."
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-02-06
The Unresented Personality.

What are your friends qualifica-
tons for the appointment you wish me
to obtain for him." inquired Senator
Sorghum.
WELL replied the political plug
ger, che hasn't any special ability"
DO you call lack of ability a quail
fication?"
mo. But it's an advantage. A man
who hasn't ability can make friends
without creating envy, and everybody
is rather pleased to see him get
helped along at public expense"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-02-06
lis a Gold World.

"After a man has held Office for q
number of years and then becomes a
back number in politics he is seldom
able to earn living" :
"That's true. He's almost as help
less as the man whose wife has con-
Quoted a successful boarding house for
long time and dies suddenly of heart
disease"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-02-06
EXPLAINING an Escape.

Were you ever among cannibals?'
asked Miss Silligal.
YES replied the constant trav-
eler
"And they didn't have you for din
ner?"
Certainly not. Let me see, met
some cannibals just before Easter"
ooh, see. How lucky for you that
you met them during Lent"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-02-06
Had Trained.

Mrs. Datus-Do you find your gym,
nasium work helpful?
Mrs. Artigue-Helpful. Why, this
morning l was the first one to reach
a bargain counter out of bunch OF
one hundred starters.-New YORK
World.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-02-06
But No veoetabIes Thrown.

"How did you enjoy the roof garden
last night?"
"The show was the worst truck
ever"
sort Of q truck garden, eh?"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-02-06
Well Provided For

Mrs. Emherg-I suppose the little
Neurich baby has everything in the
way of toys?
Mrs. Watkins-Yes, it even has :.
rattle-headed girl for a nurse.-Puck.