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WANTED---MisceNaneous

MONEY LOANED Should you need
any money, call to see me. l am pre-
pared secure money now at per
cent. interest, on improved farm lands.
Loans promptly made. r. L. MAY
NARD, Americas, Ga. Slit
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o o o

And speaking of that wonderful ball
game did it ever occur to you that
Major Hanesley and Ed Andrews were
an all-star battery. Well, Mathis
stands sponsor for the statement and
says they will prove it when the game
is pulled off.
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JOHNS0N.WILLARD BOUT
POSTPONED TILL AFTERNOON
(By Associated Press.l

HAVANA, Cuba, April 1.-The John
son-Willard bout, involving the heavy
weight championship of the world, has
been postponed till the afternoon OF
Monday, April 5th, at l o'clock, eastern
time, and may be decided quickly. Both
fighters today appear to be in perfect
condition, and confident victory will
rest under their banner.
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A desirable bungalow on Hancock
avenue; possession given April l.
John A. Cobb. 24-tf
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Ssaue e OF tnis paper VIII oe Ptea dssa. 20
that science has been able to cure in all Its
stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure now known to the med
zeal fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional
disease, requires constitutional treatment.
HANS Catarrh cure Is taken internally; acting
the system, thereby destroying the foundation
Of the disease, and giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution and assisting ma
ture in doing its work. The proprietors have
so much faith in its curative powers that they
offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t
fails to cure. Send for list Of testimonials.
Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
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last season. We sincerely hope West,
or Joplin, as he will be called this
year, will come to terms before long.
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o o o

Manager Mathis, of the Merchants
team, want to play the Merchants
Lawyer game next Wednesday. But
the lawyers have baked. Judge Har-
per has set aside Friday as official
baseball day and will allow the legal
stars to be absent from city court on
that day. The game will probably be
played then.
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Want Column
RATES.

RATES.
One Cent q Word. Minimum :
charge Is cents.
10 Per Cent Discount for one >
week.
e . . . . . $50
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FOR RENT

~
FURNISHED ROOMS for men at
Americas Y. NJ. C. A; $3.50 per week.
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Closing Notice.

Beginning April 1st, we will close
our freight warehouses at noon each
Saturday until Sept. 1st
H. P. EVERETTE, Agent.
J.. E. HIGHTOWER, Agent.
adVt ~
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to think the local club is bluffing
when they tell him they cannot pay
him the same salary he pulled down
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LOST-Wednesday uptown or on
the streets. Double knot gold brooch,
set with small diamond. Reward for
return to Mrs. G. ]. Reeves, 116 Fur
low ST., Americas, Ga. LIT
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And speaking of batteries, Mana
ger Blalock, of the Lawyers, claims
that Walter Johnson and Eddie Aims
smith are mere limitations of Wallis
and Blalock. All of which remains
to be seen.
Mel Pratt continues to shine in the
Sally. Yesterday he stood the Phila-
delphia Athletics on their heads down
in Jacksonville. During three innings
the Alabama lawyer worked one lone
hit was the limit recorded.
The local association is trying hard
to land Charlie West with the club
list year. But West seems unable to
grasp the local situation. He seems
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If you are looking for bargain in
real estatet? 1t will pay you to see
F. l.. Allison; he can fit you up either
in f rm lands or city property. Office
in Allison Bldg. Residence phone 671.
advt-30-tf
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COTTON SEED-Half and Half va
riety; pure; limited amount for SALE
Sparks Grocery Co. 43-Phone 279.
27-tf
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N WAMs

NJ. e. k~ysf, was nseh ID
dietsa - ~ haAis e lsstsring his
clerks, IL sGsss ~ ssaias in fer a
un1ssal sAass e slnsaitisa whsasver
sssasiss sansa ~ = snd ssostines
whsa Il al - 1kaE his wseds were
appreciated ~ ns1s lniAs sva1sat -
M. z 80 @Ay whsA . eoavsrsatisn
bstwssa Ais - aasGAse- s3ies 10y -
~ saas 1sse ~ nspsaasa to lin.
"WAasehss wAesss" asked tAs sthse
~. m
"I get tiaoee a year." saia NJ.
x-b Id. s,ssr = ls4.-.
"I 10. Z thiaki' ejaeulatel H. ~
- ~, Assisivsay.
"usasse, tAA"s9ba 1v; ses .
vssA - saaA enA<eAD - iAls0aa -
;yies.';.. ~. i.,sr -,ss.rs+...s: s...s ,r.ss.
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
NoY SCOUT NOTES

No. Patrol nests Friday evenings
at z o'clsek in The school UA.
No. . Patrol meets Tuesday evening"
at Z e'eleek in the seAsol Un-
IAs first tsoskiAg will - desc BY
Patrol l sext Saturday nssning, asst.
ias At tie gyn at $50. This b - Be
. forty-fivs minute rsn-
M. z. q. 1aynafd - taken up the
work Of assistant seoat MASTER.
fetal 0su6ssSAiP - date, -.
PARlD =. WELLS,
0seat Aaseef.
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16

Of the local lodge. The nenbes eRe
feeling greatly encouraged that, heese
BY little, the lodge indebtedaess = ee-
ing wiped out aad all are leeking 1ss-
ward 70 the time whsn they can 1set
i. their lodge home aad rsaNr
that II 10 wholly tAsifs, fsW
from all debt j, or iHeanseaase,
TAs spirit which esatrolle. n tAis Psr-
tioa Of the meeting was very grssiey-
ing to The cid nsnbers VIE Aavs In
tie past worked against great seas
and new are naAs 20 feel that tAey
can begin 70 ~ ssae fesales hs@
thsir Absss.
Aftse tie elsse # ths leAgs an ~
dew, 70 . spss.liA ls.ehssa wateh
I'D hss. prsviAsA ~ G. Z. Hubssrl
sal IL sstssi.g .sbae gEa.a, Carl
Taiase.
rAs following is . list Il tAs sesssrs
iastallsl fer tAs sasainG ysa1:
J. h. Norris, n. g.; Efis Hubbard.
". g.; J. p. Rittaayss, ssssstazy, c.
II WAite, trsas.ssa; J. II. 0eEswA rs
Janes Marta, C.; G. L nsne4',
chaplain, W. csA ~ n eta.
y. Dseassa, L 9 u G.,. ol 4Pr.
ID. q Y. v.4SGnqA LAM;
|Jask TssAuA y q eh-
|saeA l. q II .09EeA ~ 80;
~. re.s..nsYAF 44
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w oe1su0s ugsfAI1D

Last NssAay night was N eventual
tias In tAs hisessy ef Glsaweod Isdse
Ne. - 1. O. o. r, that bsing tie BE-
ginning Il . nsw tsen With NV set
Of s4issrs, tAs rsesatly elected and
appsinted oAicess Of ths ledge osing
i.seallsd inte their respective s4Sess
fer ths esaing tern
". b. Cfaxk - deputy grand nastef,
seting h Ais e9icial capacity n install
li.g s4ieef, assisted by c. 3. Hshbefd
- asPsty grand narsAal a.A A. ].
Diekssa - deputy gra.A wasose, H.
stallsa IL nsW o4ieess.
AZ ~ ssoelasssa q ~ ins1anaa&sa
ssssasa1 - uaAsr - AsaA &
ssoesl - ~ os1R" alnsge 0VulY
iign1if Iss1sne s1usl1ls1 lomf =
- mn11s ~ = Wte So
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
0uaeovsdsr In WssNop.

fAo employment Of gunpowder 70
hasa iFoa and lead balls in the thir-
teeatA and fourteenth centuries seat
all ancient artillery into the trash
AaaD. Some authorities credit the
Moon With the first use Of eaAson
II Europe when they raided Spain IN
ths thirteenth century. Othsrv assert
Il aDDsared first At the battle of Crscy.
l39S. Il came into general use aboat
tho eloos Of the thirteenth oeatnry.
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
0sssSseulae 0asasssnA

0s~ O8
0aoo - vas an Old beveraDo aAl
eaaoofsos tea had q great voGss. .
vaOos vAAeh fingers TO soos sxtsat
aosaG -. 1t 10 drunk - . sDriaG
os1Aelas, but 1t 10 0nAsaiably fFaGFa.t
- ovoa 10 some Npt0-Aa DaAsess
~ . pleasing favor. Oas of tAs
thaAOs which impressed The earliest
vhits settlers In the country aad of
vhSso thsy glowinsly wrote - oas oe
~ GAarms and appealing features el
~ NV world was the abunAancs ol
QoAnoffos.
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
HIS NE noSTS
At flE Mul4
Osa1ia.el fFsa Paas OnsD

0isis vsss pictures Of graeefulnsss a.d
Usss enthusiastically spplssAsl. Aiss
ysssssts Smith, in Scotch cap, kiltiss
81 aGUfaO danced IT, HighlaaA Flisg.
~, ~, vas accorded . geasrsxs
sssaA q applause.
D Midnight every couple vas AaLe-
- - = vas well after tve o'elsek
As1ass this memorable evening esas to
Q saasa.
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m aI1 whs y In o.ma~1.

IN Old Whe y n oosW0N0.
TAero = . price on the hso1 a every
Deotty GiRl who can bake gool biseuits.
Aost aay girl can look pretty uA1sf
IL Dassor chandelier or II ~ sset
0osoA0At. but. Oh. how few Win - -
1eok = ns1t morning ct So. aAA SIN
soOoe - ~ before ths huAGfy Dsa
g beoaklast . plate Of aSDs1islaG ~
b1ooo11s. ~ for the o0e WAo 90 ~
ba0D ~ searching The vssA q
skA-aaeiltos Record.
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16

aesa1 tsensaese ~ U~fsswssas6.
Mod vaDs . tsaOssaass AFink h
tsaxiy- Daseoe. o.ge.h.W40 DsRvsetsa.
e inDesVpA, aePsf1eaG - ~ Deiat
q visv. II 1ss1sakskiea. II vas
Aoosy ~ &u16r1Al s1i4ss, aa1 naAy
eosnl b = A.D1@ne MsniA Ansag
sas!H ,AAsstnaa 4saA vas ssatis
- 1DVeglag 0a1esH: uD1Ally oasoaSa-
-! IL 80 81
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
vssss~.s q WIZ Osasaa

CA1nA sess every year . tAoa1ao1
q hae DeeDle tall Victims - ~ -
sosoey q wolves. bsars - ti0ses.
0voa n1tis Korea he's fAijs1 - ts<ally
Gg1ss01aAks the long-hairs1 tigsr-tAs
AGUsge - most fsreeaeas q ID kiA1
-VA1aA infssts tAs mountain Fagieaa.
3AaDo 1Denidabls 0aA eatses saan0A-
~ yoasly IN avseaGe q 0.ooo Dsao.
aaGs - hsAtssA-Wl1e WesA llaOa,
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
- 0epG

TAe popular seag called Ben Bolt"
was not writtsa ~ an Englishman.
Its author Was Thomas Dunn Eng
lish, thoroasAeotnS American. whose
hone lattsrly was II New Jersey. Eng
lish was born In Philadelphia in 1919,
and was BY profession . lawyer. He
represented The Sixth congressional
district Of New Jersey in the Fifty
second and Fifty.third congresses.
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
nIstsrssa, Ar..su ceal,s,ens.

Six thousand Enslish troops cooper
ated in Croawsll's time with the
French army under Tureans against
Conde. Again, IN 1874, 5000 English
were sent to hsap Tie Preach against
the Dutch ADeag these was John
Churchill, whees military talents were
noticed b. Tafeano. At Navarino. too.
he British, HFsaeA - Russian 1ssts
were joiasl a0niast ~ TURNS.
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
opsellaA.

"A wo0aa's 6ovottoa 10 . woodssfal
thing" saiA tAs ssattDsatalist. No
doubt q u" FeDaloa Mr.. 4eektoa.
Whore Asassstta Daeess Ase afsc-
tioas her aA11satioa 70 1aQuostioaiAG.
he oaly sea1sa - o6jec4s 70 mus
sllAG or b1llaag = t1at sAs tAtnks
The A1szDs nm sDeil his faeial sx-
pcooaeoa."
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
Npsa0lliaa -.

ee0psaa.1iaa -.
us aAvsaoAss . tAas>ssA investisa.
tie. into every department Of tAe staas
With visv = ssaneiAg ths esst OF
naintai.iaG stste osvessnssG.
He advocates . state fiaaneial baA.
eet eysten.
He reosaneAds that eli elassifiea-
tisa - appropriations Ae sbslishsd
and says that Aiasssri hss tie only
system whsss aPPsspsiatisa elaasifiea-
tisa l. fsnsweA. In that state the al
aries Il tie lsgislatsrs are i. tie .sv-
setA, vAieh Il ths last elass, a.l tAsrs
srs aevsr any svsR-spprepriatisas.
He sses0AseAs thst this state sAsPe
ths KsAAss PsoAibitisa Avs fer ths
endorsement Of the pssAibitisa ans.A-
neat.
He reeo..s.As that stsPs b. takea
70 that the Bareau Of Niass will aid
in ths Asvslspasst e tAs mining iA-
dsstry i.stssA sf hsi.s - i.spsetio,
departnent.
He maintains that the western
states SHOULD have the same rights
that eastern states had in the develop
ment Of their public lands.
He advocates that the state provide
A adequate public defense fund in
order to defend our wster rights.
He sdvscates that the agricultural
land grant fund be invested in fiv.
per cent securities.
He advocates the amendment Of our
irrigation laws 20 - to more fully
protect investors in irrigation securi-
ties.
He maintains that the land loaa oct
Of 1905 be 50 amended ss to permit
the treasurer to loan our school funds
on land securities, under his bond.
He advocates the amending Of our
drainage district laws so as to permi:
contracts with the federal government.
He is in favor Of the teaching of
dry farming problems and their solu.
tion At the Agricultural college.
He advocates . more efficient system
Of educational Institutions.
He advoeates the creation Of . eoun.
ty school board to serve without com.
Deasatios in order T. i.ersass The st.
tendance Of children at our rural
sehosls.
He advseatss . closer cooperation
with tie department Of the interior.
UAAsr the eaptisa, "Indsstrial
Psaes," he CLOSES his message - fol-
lsws: ''-,@ '''
"Cspitsi and labor clasp hasds!
This will .ot only bsiAg you mutual
haPpinsss, bst It will increase yoss
eppsrtsaitiss. fhsrs is suRieient in
tsfligeaee hero; there b . spirit Of jus
sies stroag ssssgh - unravel every
PsrPasxi.s dtRsessee between yos. I,
this en-, sf sivik.atisa neither eaPital
~ labsr sAssA . bask - tAs Aari
sess te ct vsaPees With wAish 4
carry their psiat. HsseefortA Colses
d. win not tolerate II. Capital and
labor help 10 bald. We need your On
esgiss, year intelligence. II you di4el
among yourselves, or as to govern
mental policy, you have your legal AND
peaceful remedy. To this you must 70
strict yourselves. If heretofore . to<
intense spirit Of industrialism has pre-
vailed, let it be supplanted by . big
ger, broader spirit Of statehood. Oa
of our many ills and sorrows, let nj
build = reunited, Greater Colorado"
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
DQDoe11Y suougo 0UD bH
D 1I1G3 3U1G1

Fhs thirl nanAse e H. 1stAsaiss
lecture eossss win Be- n eatsstainnsnt
By tAs 0sessity einSiag club, a.A viii
b prsss.tsd as tAs Oaeea, Tuesday;
Jaasasy 10, & $50 P =.
~ nsahsn Il the essssity Ang-
Ing elsA, AayS naAs for thsnselvss
saviahas rseeAasIsaA, aad frsa svssy
pa.ss Ass vAssA 10y haSs sivsa tases
s.ssstaisneat, esos higi rses0nseAe-
tsses - wseas - pssiss.
Hsnsa6sl q ~ -: 1(iss IVA
stnssss, tssse ssPsass; NJ 0sseihn
~ S.ssae es.e - 49,
la, - - -: -
- - Gn6s - NQf.1 1
esssia ssu1l1ss11 ;'e::s '.sA
- ~ r.
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
u1uDzAD1 NN0

0fss. ths rsssls Of islo5lsa, ~
psPsfa, ssnseiPaGssn, Silises e1eaS6 -
inPsss SoseA, fer an q wAisA 0ssieel
fsais DtQsseivs b . sta.Aasd Ssns6y.
A sssa Fs0ely ~ a aans.As - -
l. - sesoasA. rssse 11So 03sawss0
HAas1asy, 0sae aQso1A
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
I'M W
INCEST 3lcOE

U0V000U 0UO0ODG0
tcsssi..sA fssa Pap -
LAkA, bst she PstasnsA WAsa aAviae1
Il ths approaching A.tss.ity Il ~
eih-
J. y. Hn4ehiAQA ths Iaeel s1kAss q
ths 6tsts Humane sseisty, ~ spsst
. greet Asal Il tins - this saas, svea
Visiting ths eabia vAsrs H. family
lived. a.l AFTER eIsasly sssstisaiag H.
gisa - nsss thaa sae sseasisa - H.
sises1 that . shasgs Il iaosst - fiisj
asainst Kelley. The yos.s woman sd
her babe have been esrsA fer By tie
county At the county Aespital fer the
past six weeks.
The mother Of KelIey's first wife
lives At Silt aaA she has eAsred t1
take her unfortunate granddaughter
into her home aad provide for her, but
she objects to the tiny AID nsneIess
bit Of humanity which is the cause Of
all the trouble.
The boys are well spoken Of by the
neighbors Who have employed them snd
they have come in for . considerable
amount of sympathy from those Who
believe that the youngsters have not
e.: -, TAkA
is 20 years of age, Bill is Is and Dan
Is, and they seem to be anxious to se-
complish something worth while. At
the request Of John his fathers bedy
was taken yesterday to New Castle
and buried At the expense of the
county.
Kelley looked to be about fifty year,
of age and had . rather e6emiaate ap-
pearance. His hands and feet were
very small and his features were some
what delicate. His hair, which was
white, was usually worn very loas, Hss-
ally hanging down over his sAosldsss,
but recently hs has kept it clipped
somewhat shorter and yet very lsaS
for . nal's hair. Kelley has Away
claimed to have Cherokee Indian eles1
in his veins aad this story he's Sssa
generally credited by those whe kssw
hin a.d who have regarded hin - u
toash character. His father 10 still
alive a.a his hone is sonewhess In
Oklahona.
Kslley's farewell letter, which was
written /. ink . shsrt tine before -
took his life, was in . plaia haad bat
pesriy spelled and showed N absolute
lack Of knewisdee Of tie ordinary
rules Of punetsatios ana capitalization.
II is ~ follows: :.
1"Ny Dssr Son, Jeha:
"I sn giad you lot NJ know that
Bill and Daa WAS we'll AID that Nae
was we'll. JoA., take god ears Of The
children. Be q good boy. will have
Mr.. Jessup to send tl.sO to You. 1t
may help you out. Ny lawyer is gone
and 1 don't know when 1 can get .
trial.
"Write to your Grandpapa, John
Keep the children together. I know
you boys are innocent Of this trouble
and I know Nae is for she told Nom
she was alone and Nom told me. JOHN,
don't never do anything wrong. Tell
Dan 1 was glad to hear he and Bill was
veil and am glad you ere we'll and
Nae 10 we'll.
"Nr. Jsssup give ny belo.giass
here to John. Put me away wherevel
JoAa ws.4s ~ pat. Mr. Jssssp, lei
Nae 70 Asas to the boys - tAsy 90
b ts0sthsr - lsas - they live.
"Jshs, hsve yoa nads trade with
your s.dlle - I can pay tie lawyer
for taxing ny easef
"Gos1bys, ny aear ehiAfsa.
"W. n. KBILEY. u
With this letter, bat - eaothss sAsst
Of paper WAS written tAs fsalswinG
Hete:
"l(r. join Ksllsy:
"It IL ~ Mss fa1lt. FIsass lst
hsr - hsns With ths esys sd ls'
then hive teesGAse ~ lsag q tAey hvs
"JsAs, tsa Papa aaA Ma gssaSys. .
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
ooIoRADo RAII1oADS
lGUoF TILL ABOUT A1D1

Continued from PaSs Oae)
Poi1ts Of the state mentioned in tie
citation include every city and town
in the coal districts Of the state. The
hsaxiA9 % ths eosl rate will - hsad
February 18th. ....
The Santa Fe, the Colorado L South
err, and tie Deavsf I Rio Grsnds are
to be Investigated - 70 the rsasosshls-
ness sf their passenger fares betweca
Pueblo and Cansa City aad inte,nedi-
ate points, and between Pueblo and
Tri.idad a.d intermediate peints- Rep
rssentatives Of the rosAs mentioned
arc ordered T. apfssr befses ths esn-
nissis. On Fsbsuary ., and show saase
Why tie eeanisaio. shssd net sseab-
lish other sad aiRersat atss Of PAS,
ssnssr fare bstween ~ psiats nea.
tSsood.
fhs Nialaal fsrninai eeapsny =
dsfsaAn.4 in ths sseaiiing passsagef
fa.s investigates. fAs es.aississ hes
ordered tie company 70 appear before
II .. Fsbssary . a.a sAsw sa.se Why
The esaaissisa shall' Hst sAaA0s ths
passs.ess fsss Sssvssa Dtvias aaA
Csippas Ctssk, tegsEAss wita ~ Dsints
Ssevssa tAs. ~ sitaeA
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
" 1El y WAXxD

Ia q twsavs ~, sapssis.ssa ia
- s.1et.G ed ls0giag - hsas ssnr-
tAi,g - 49, aAvesAa0s ~ apQHfas
at ~ s9ise. e H. 0asaWeea fsst.
Ma nsv sa00pa y 'tAis vssk ere
Daking sAsse ~ ~.
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
ssv,E.sr's les..s. n . u.AlAsa

0svo1se's lGsoaO - . 191Aaa
AAvosatss IL essetisa q - iadss.
tsial ssanissisa sAasgsd wisA ~
pswss asa duty II administering hw9
Nv sxisting q hereafter enacted eoes
ser.ins ths' resatisssAip bstvssa -.
pssyse aAa saQssyse. ef s
"Oar stass nsse Ssce.e . pssitive
sad vital agency 70 Aasnsaiss en- -.
tassaiseie s.A industrial fsress. Al
aosssy . stasl Sstwssa sapasyse ssd
tAoa" -.tal i .t-
II aA.ssaAas ~ ~ 1ssassss -
- ssAas - ~. = - Ssl
Aesss.an = snul ~ :!
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-16
oxmwoeo 1soa1Ezx ~ sA1z

nvs r, - <sssa Asss. city
v.tss, Ja1s - fz.n tsssa Just ~
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tAAs 4fAee ~ - lsspsssy - 49,
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The daily Alaskan., 1915-08-18
Itwas Funny.

"something very funny happened the other day" said o'Beetle to his friend McFoo. q was downtown and found myself without car fare. Before I had n chance to worry over the thought Of walking a few miles in the hot sun along comes Binker. who writes jokes I know him well, and had the nerve to ask him to loan me a quarter. He told me he was glad to accommodate me and handed over the coin"
 'Is that all?" asked McFoo.
 ''It Is."
 "Wen, what's the joke"
 "Why, the funny part is that a man who writes jokes should have whole quarter with him at one time."-NeW York Times.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-08-18
e..,I.n Anvn MeroantiIe Navy.

Long before Germany was to be reck- oned with as q sea power Switzerland possessed fleet equipped for warfare. Eight hundred years ago on all the larger Swiss lakes armed galleys were maintained by the rival cantons Skilled shipwrights had to be import ed from Genoa for tho construction or tfese vessels, some of which carried crews of BeO men. The largest Swiss flotilla was maintained on. the lake or Geneva when the inhabitants Of Ge- neYa were at war with Savoy. Since the neutrality of Switzerland has been guaranteed by the powers there has been no need for warships on the lakes The Swiss, however. possess a mercan- tile navy, which carries a considerable amount of trade over the S42 miles of navigabIe waterways in the republic London Spectator.
The daily Alaskan., 1915-08-18
QUEER HAWAIIAN NAMES.
Such as Mrs. Oyster and The Man Who
 Washes His DlmplSs,

Such as Mrs. Oyster and The Man Who
 Washes His DlmplSs.
 The natives of Hawaii are singularly picturesque in their choice of names. Mir. Scissors, The Thief, The Ghost, The Fool, The Man Who Washes His Dlmples, Mrs. Oyster, The Weary Liz ard, The Husband of Kaneia Ca male dog), The Great Kettle, The First Nose, The Atlantic Ocean, The Stom- ach. Poor Pussy, Mrs. Turkey, The Tenth Heaven, are all names that have appeared in the city directory.
 They arc often careless of the gender or appropriateness of the names they take. A householder on Beretania street Honolulu, Is called The Pretty Woman CWahine MaikaD; a male in- funt was lately christened Mrs. Tomp- kins: one little girl Is named Samson; another, The Man; Susan CKukena) Is e boy; so are Polly Sarah, Jane Peter and Henry Ann. A pretty little maid has been named by her fond parents The Pig Sty (Hale Pua). For some un- known reasOn-Or for no reason at all one boy Is named The Rat Eater (Eamea Ole OlG).
 The Rev. Dr. Coan of Hawaii pos seSSed the love of his flock. One morn ing a child was presented for baptism whose nume was given by the parents, Makia; when the ceremony was in- ishCd the parents assured the doctor that they had named the baby for him.
 But my name Is not Michael" said the doctor, supposing Mikia to be aim ed thereat.
 "Wc always hear your wife call you Nillia," answered the mother. She had mistaken Mrs. Coans familiar my dear" for her husbands given name.
 An old servant in Dr. Wight's fam ily at Eohala caused her grandchlld to be baptiscd in church, The Doctor lNauka); that was It's only name. By way of compliment to the early physi- clans, many children were named after their drugs, as Joseph Squills, Miss Rhubarb, The Emetlc, The Doctor Who Peeps In at a Door.
 Names uncomplimentary, or even dis gusting, are willingly borne by their owners; others convey q pleasing and graceful sentiment Among the latter ire the Arch of Heaven QHa Rie Lamb, The River of Twilight (Ka Via Linla). Tho Delicate Wreath Qia Lei ma Lib. The name of Lilu o Kalani, the queen now in retirement, means A Lily In the l Sky.-~Youth's Companion.