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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-05-03

Il dome and with the omission NJ a
great deal " marble for the inside
finishing.
The immense fOotings for the sup
port " the dome. which is to be put
on later, are just being completed FIJI
teen tons " steel are used In the con
struction VI these footlngS II Is eN-
pected that the next Legislature will
make an appropriation large enough to
place the dome ON the capitol and FIN.
lsh the interior in the manner called
for by the plans.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-05-03

note But for the most 0art tnr Guns
ilumped aud grumhlrI AVA. d.. -frnd
fig rs though they wrr. AUGUST tnIu
der The warfare seruyI %. nnyr be-
CoIuc elemental. Our u.r.YuuNu..
dwarfcd In the dlstnuf rum..f Dur
voices regalned almost Do uurul. k,,
The thought Of persona| danger vn.
almost absent. In time ... uparird
Of this vacant space urN rII. lurnmrr
tng ~ unseen gun $50. n.uuenrd
down the sluicing ella. .... ..I recon
tered the car. A. W. watched al
though we did not f,ur
French companies hUI .... H,.iut
ed A flier had seen f|u. .|aJIIns
head down, heavy fou,.' ID. rnu mo
uotuny " fatigue, Through -.mr fold.
Of the hills. lie had a|..u..l fbolr
position to the nearest .u.
In the little village. f.- .. rHu rrar
where we stopped for % '.arrI lunch
Is Il brick church Of o.. I,.mau fIltl
II had been quite unto. ..I Ug she'll
boo all the battles t.nf N.I me,d
around H. Candles huu.. uuYn its
little altar A holy wl.. font uu.
iu the porch. Germu. ..... rou.n
ed their caps or made '|. N..r. .Iru uu.
on their breasts AS fl.. l.r.r.I As
We watched, Il Nile Uf French soldier.
were marched into n. .Hur.n rnpt
had become a prison . we're Gov
cred with dust and .. .... uryIy
tended wounds. Thr' .... '.nlrI lu
10 the ppws bctwr,. ...u uI.I.
and the wall. and 20. r.. .nnk Iuto
their seats cnch mou To-. .. 10. nnpd
forward upon the I... ~ the pew
nhond In the attimdn NJ ..n..r
They slept For OH. ..r. very
tired
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-05-03

didn't swallow IT, l threw II in IN.
sewer at l3Oth street and Tenor
avenue"
we will find out before tomorrow
morning whether you are telling the
truth or not, said the magistrate.
"One thousand bail
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-05-03
MOTORCYCLE RACER WHO
HIT FENCE n DEAD

SACRAMENTO, Cal, May a.
Frederick oFrwell, Is years old, a mo.
torcycle racer. who crashed into a
fence after winning n fiye.mile race
here Yesterday, died early today from
his Injuries.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-05-03

Dizziness, vertigo (bllnd staggersD
sallow complexion, flatulence are
symptoms Of u torpid liver No one
can feel well while the liver Is inac
tive. HERBINE Is a powerful liver
stlmulant A dose or two will cause
all bilious symptoms to disappear. Try
n, Price OOc, Sold by westfall Drug
Co,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-05-03
BLAME TO EMPLOYERS
London Labor Leader Says Drink IL
Not C~urtailing Production Of Work.
ors; Lack Of System.

LONDON, May 8 Win Crooks, la
Dor LEADER In the house OF commons,
declares In Il newspaper Interview that
there is less drinking In Englsnd than
before the war and that Chancellor
of Eychequer Lloyd-George was mis-
taken In the statements he made re.
gHrdlng the subject.
Crooks asserts that II less work IL
being done by private ship yards some
other than drinking must be sought
aud that this accusation has been
spread broadcast by employers 10 cover
up their own shortcomings. In his In.
teryicw he suysg
II have not the slightest hesitation
In saying that the WoOlwich arsenal
could turn out n third more work than
II Ii doing now. The men have insult,
ficient work to do because Of lack Of
organization Moreover the war Inns
lasted mine months. no accommOd0
tons yet have beehI provided for the
men 10 get their meals"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-05-03

Possibly smnrklnE the Inns may he
vulgar, hut NJ course. II depends on
whose lins Won smack.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-05-03
AT 29c

On this tsblc you'l find some very
unusual values, 3B inch scrlms. some
plain and some bemstitched lace Dor
ders IN white cream aud ecru sout
With Dolored borders IN blue. IN
green and yellow, al yard ~
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-05-03
Special Sale Draperies
TUESDAY,
Tuesday

An excellent opportunity to beauur you home with cool summ Dap
rrrs. Fabric, and designs 10 uur enlarged Dupery department for every tyw
OF rruu blue. green, pink OF yellow A gentr sale Just when .ou are
'IHshg oft heauttving yoIr home for the sumner
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
SWANVILLE

February 24:-The Ladies Aid of
the Lutheran church met with Mrs.
Herman Mielke Friday Afternoon. .
Mr.. and Mrs. Sylvester left for their
home in Gaylord, Wednesday, after
visiting week at the home of their
daughter, Mrs. NJ. Kretzschmar.
Mrs. J. F. Muske and sister, Miss
Eva Abeling Of Long Prairie, left for
Minneapolis Friday. where they visit
ed until Monday. Mrs. Muske accom-
panied her sister to Long Prairie and
will visit there a week or longer.
Shows were given in Hamn's hall
Friday and Saturday evenings.
John Truog was Long Prairie Wis
itor Tuesday.
A special rally service was held at
the Congregational Sunday school on
Sunday evening.
Mrs. j. J. McRae, ST., was a Little
Falls visitor Friday.
Falk Stroman attended to business
matters at the county seat between
trains Friday.
II. Schweigel went to Breckenridge
Friday for a visit.
Several cases Of whooping cough are
reported in the village.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
CLOUGH

February 24.-The most Of the farm
ers around here are getting afraid to
cross the river at the Riverside home
with teams.
Miss Anna Kimball was visitor in
Little Falls the latter part OF last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leonard Clark and
children and Mr.. Gilmore were Sunday
visitors at the Riverside home.
Mrs. S. P. Hershey is expected home
from Little Falls today, where she has
been visiting friends for some time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Tedford and fam
lily were Sunday callers on friends in
Ripley.
VIM. Rolf was a caller Saturday on
his brother, Mark.
The Misses Tedford and Dan Laye
Of Ripley were Sunday visitors on
friends and relatives in this vicinity
Mr.. Murray, who has been visiting
his uncle, Mark Rolf, for some time,
went to visit over Sunday at A. NJ.
Rolf IS.
Miss Winnie Brown returned to
Brainerd Saturday, after spending
few days with friends and relatives
here.
.o' = llcIoucS WAS COUNTY SEAT Wis
itor Monday and Tuesday.
Leonard Clark and James Gilmore
are busy these days hauling hay.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis Miller and chill
dren were Monday visitors at the Dan
Miller home.
Ed Holmquist of Fort Ripley was
in this vicinity Tuesday after saw
dust.
Miss Della Hershey Of Swan Riv-
er came up Saturday to visit over Sun
day with her father, S. P. Hershey,
returning Monday morning.
Mrs. Minnie Mccarthy and daughter
were shopping in Fort Ripley Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charley Weekly and
children were Sunday visitors at the
Ed Gamon's home in Green Prairie.
We are having fine weather for this
time Of the year.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Wedin and son
Arvid, were Fort Ripley callers Satur-
day.
A. +. Erickson and Gordon Butler of
Rail Prairie We're in this vicinity on
Tuesday, after hay.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
NORTH SWAN RIVER

February PIN. f. Barnes Of Lit
tie Falls visited the school in Dist. No
8 Wednesday.
Willie Kupka is employed at VIM
Krottoschinski s this week.
Frank PerzinsEi, who has been EN-
ploycd at the Tamarack post sawmil]
for the past six weeks, left for his
home in Little Falls.
John Maslowski is employed at Paul
KrQttoschinski S this week.
VIM. Krottoschinski left Friday 70,
'"'ar Lake, for a few days fishing.
Victor and Leo MasloWski were call
ers at Bovlus Friday.
Joe Manka, ,)r., was business caller
It Little Falls Thursday.
Frank Wochnick, ,]r., Of Burtrum
Who has been visiting With friends
oround here, left for his home Tues
lav.
John Manka drove to Little Falls
Tuesday.
Maslovsl<i Bros. were hauling logs
IN A. J. Socher's saw mill in South
Swan River. They expect to build All
addition to their granary in the spring.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
DIXVILLE

February 23.-Well here is Dixville
again, still taking its breath.
4 farmers club has been organized
here, which was named the Dixville
Social Circle So far there are thirty
| five members.
| Fred Kowitz had one of his fingers
cut off while saving wood. He is re-
ceiving treatment at Royalton.
John Herman was a caller at Royal
ton last Friday. Excuse me, Buchanan
Cor, he lives in Dixville and not in
Royalton.
Miss Friela Kuschel, who is attend
ing the high school at Royalton, was
home on a visit over Sunday.
| Joseph Fischer was a visitor at the
Math Britt home Thursday and Fri
day.
| An oyster supper was held in the
Dixville school house by the Dixville
! Social circle, and large crowd gath
| cred.
Fred Wischnewski is saving wood
in this vicinity.
Isabella Mcleod from Vawter was
visitor at the Hodorff home last Sat
urday.
! Miss Sybella Wischnewski left for
Minneapolis last Tuesday, where she
! will be employed.
Mike Janson from Iastrup was a
: caller at the N. Daniel home Friday.
Joe Kloss is employed at Chas. Mil
ler's for a few weeks.
A big entertainment will be held
in the Dixvi]le school house by the
the Dixville Social circle, on March 6.
| Everybody come.
Ioo I[,,.obo ~ ,roc 49, l,,e
mess Friday.
The buggy is still the 90 in Dixville
Russ Thoen and Joe AnNerlie were
callers at Buchanan Saturday.
! Herman Kurtsahn was a caller at
the Hodorff home Sunday.
Otto Kurtsahn, John Britt and Fritz
Kowitz were callers in Royalton on
Tuesday.
Mike and Nick Meters were callers
in Pierz at their old home Friday.
Pip Herman was a caller at the Ru-
dia Baumgartner home Sunday.
Chas. Kuschel left for Oregon last
week to visit his son Charles, who lives
there.
The Graham Farmers club held their
meeting at the Jake Thoen home last
Saturday.
n. Daniel and family were visitors
at the Janson home in Buchanan Sun
dav.
Those who were at the R. Kriefall
home Sunday were Mr.. and Mrs. Fred
Schmidt, Mr.. and Mrs. Krausie, Mr..
and Mrs. Bartell, MIR. and Mrs. Pegloe
and Spider.
Ferdinand Dengel was caller at
the Hodorff home Sunday.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26

school girls accompanied him out te
their homes Saturday and Sunday.
Jos. Cichon and Simon Sobiek. Sr.
drove to Swaville Wednesday.
Mrs. Jos. Korroll of Swanville visit
ed Mrs. "A. J. Rosa Wednesday.
J. r. O'Donnell was a caller in Elm
Dale Monday.
There was a dance at the F. Barth
ell home in Swanville Monday evening
Mr.. and Mrs. Wisnewski of Swan
River visited their daughter, Mrs. Jos
Cichon, Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. E. Larson visited
with relatives in Swanville Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. l.. Heisick and
nephew, Lenard Pakornie, called on
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Soltis of
Bowlus, Sunday.
Joseph L. Hesich went to Little
Falls last Tuesday, being witness on a
state case.
There was a basket social at j.
soltas' place in Elm Dale last Mon
day evening.
Mrs. +. B. Taylor is sick in bed
with rheumatism.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26

| : +
met with little success. Some people
asked enormous prices for swamp
lands. We'd have to get an aereo-
plane to carry passengers over that
land.
The farmers in Pike Greek are look
ing for an assessor who will be able to
get the valuation Of their lands raised.
They may be able to get one who can
do that but in such event their taxes
will also raise.
The mayor Of Darling and wife went
to Little Falls on business Saturday.
The mayor is a candidate for Ee-elec-
ton. Victor Malm is also in the race
for this office.
The real estate man has started
erecting another building. All are
wondering what it will be.
John Larson and son Arv;a are haul
ing fertilizer onto August Blenquist Is
farm. He is the first renter who has
done this. He's real hustler.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
RANDALL

February 25-Mr. and Mrs. G. L
! Brisbane spent Thursday in Minnea
polls.
Miss Annie Weidenbauch returned
| to her home in Gregory Friday, after :
several days. visit with friends her.
the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. John Ken
penich.
Mrs. c. E. Chapman spent Friday
with her daughter, Mrs. Craighead, in
Lincoln.
The Misses Myrtle Nutter and An.
ME Anderson spent the weekend al
heir home here, returning to St. Cloud
Monday, where they are attending the
normal.
Oscar Munson, G.. E. Calhoun and
!arrls Gourd were Little Falls visitors
Friday afternoon.
James Tracey returned to Little
+a''s Monday after an over Sunday
1slt at his home in Parkertown.
Miss Grace Rurt spent Saturday with
trends III Little Falls, returning Sun
lay.
Miss Anna Leisner returned to her
home in Little Falls Sunday. after a
Few days visit here with friends the
7uest of Mr.. and Mrs. Hans Elvig.
Mr.. and Mrs. Warren Gibson of Lit
,lc Falls spent Monday here with
-rlends, the guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
'..E. Chapman.
Ollie Smith. operator at Gregory.
listed with friends here Sunday be-
;ween trains.
P: L. Melberg transacted business in
rsk1ne the first Of the week, return
ng home Friday.
Morton Oothoudt was a. county seat
sitor Tuesday.
Ann IN Bei-mel returned home Mon
Law. AFTER several days spent at
81 LIVE, with relatives.
Miss Carrie Briggs of Motley spent
londav afternoon here with friends
>aving in the evening for Little Falls,
here she is attending high school.
Victor Honstrom, who spent the past
week here with relatives, has returned
his home in Ogden, Ia.
Jabe Berry, Jack, Paul and Neil
Miller, left Tuesday on hunting trip
through the northern part Of the state.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. II. Craighead spent
Sunday here with relatives, returning
to their home in Lincoln Monday.
c. E. Chapman shipped a carload
Of stock to st. Paul Tuesday.
Peter Kempenich left Wednesday
morning for Beach, N. D., where he
will be employed during the spring anc
summer months.
Mrs. n. E. Muller and two children
returned home Wednesday, after e
three weeks visit IN Excelsior.
Mrs. Moore of Montana and Mrs
Xiley of Holdingford, are guests Q
Mr.. and Mrs. Thos. Lambert this week.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
SOUTHWEST DARLING

February 23.-No classes were held
the Darling schools on Washing
on's birthday. The rural carriers
lid not make the rounds, either.
Louis Anderson has gone to Little
FaIls to serve on the grand jury.
The supervisors Of Pike Greek and
"arling were out last week to try and
let something done toward opening
I road between these two towns. They
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
Noted Presidents,

Noted Presidents.
When Uncle Rod, the old colored man
who worked about the place. came
one morning, Mrs. Stone said:
''Well, Uncle Rod, l hear you have
another pair Of twins at your house. "
"Yaas, missus,' responded the man,
I'VE has. Dress dey little hearts!''
"Have you named them YETI" asked
the woman.
"Yes'm," said Rod. "Done named 'em
aftah two oh de fust pres dents Of dis
country"
''Indeed!" said Mrs. Stone. (which
two?"
''Ole Christofo Columbus an Julyous
Caesar" said the man. yves great
on namin' de chillun TO- de presidents It
our house" -National Monthly.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
Mixed Excuses.

"Sistec," said the suffragist candi-
date the morning after election. why
were you not at the polls yesterday
to exercise your sacred and exalted
privileges as a citizeness of this re-
public?''
Il think one can be just as good
when out walking in the field
SISTER" interrupted the candidate
sternly, ''that's your Monday excuse
to the minister!"
BEG pardon" said the sister, "what
meant to say was that didn't go out
to vote because l had not Il thing fit
to wear-really!'-J Journal.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
HOW SHE PICKED HIM.

CHE chose him out Of all the crowd
or men that came and went
~ His voice was low, his tie was loud
But she was we'll content.
The first mans education was
Perhaps more finished. and
The seconds manners gave her pause
Because they We're so grand.
IAnother's garments fitted him,
Another's hair was curly,
Another's name was swell, but Jim
Was captured by this grille.
And not for wealth and not for love
Was Jim by Maudie chosed-
He merely was the one man of
Tho whole bunch that proposed!
cleveland Plain Dealer.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
The Tango.

do you believe the tangoes on the
beach perfectly proper?'
NO. That's contrary to all the laws
of nature
I'm surprised to hear you say that.
What makes you think SOP
tits been my observation that it's
on the beach the most tan c0mes."-
DestrOit Free Press.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
ELM DALE

February 23.-Anton Jendro went to
R1old;ngtord Tuesday.
Marcus Gunderson and Almer Mad
:son went to Bowlus on Saturday.
Miss Annie Suera Of Bowlus is en-
~.,loye: at Mrs. Anton Jendro's this
ysvintcr.
iD1. Watson of Royalton was in this
JicinitH Saturday.
Ms. O. A. Wittke and Miss Emma
SNiltne went to Bow]us Oh Friday.
Nxs. Mary Meyers Of Two Rivers
was z ,.aller at this place Monday fore
ooop.
Aim Albertson Of Brainerd is Wis
sting with his uncle, Henry j. Peter
son, Iris winter.
A number of farmers took cattle and
hogs "a Bowlus Monday as it was the
farmers shipping day.
Ulsun Bros sawed wood for Mrs.
Mary Myers of Two Rivers Monday.
Joi,n .lauietz went to Royalton on
zSatugt;ay afternoon.
Emil Wiistrom is employed at Clar-
ssnce Johnson s at present.
Charley Anderson of Upsala passed
Through here enroute to Bowlus on
FRIDAY.
TICS. Kruzel was hauling ice from
She ,rirkvarl south Of Bowlus last
weeS 1,or Father Bugalski.
Jonu Hcnnick and ]<opka Bros. haul
I'd s.sv aust for Father Bugalski last
veek
NJ. and Mrs. Robert Mcleod and
children of Two Rivers visited at Mr..
and Mrs. O. A. Wilkes Sunday.
Anton :lendro has started saving
gl1mi,,~ for the farmers in this vicin-
aty.
Jon1 Geek. Emil Widstrom, Henry
Olson and Thos. Kruzel went to Bow
aus OF Saturday.
&. K. Vallett of Shovel Lake is
Spending few days at this place.
A dance was given at the home of
Mr. and Mrs. Anton ,Jendro Tuesday
4evenin" and all had a good time.
W. Davis went to Bowlus last week.
Ness Twist called OH Jim Hammond
-,f UfsaIa one day last week.
Mrs. Arthur Thomas and son jim,
If South Elm Dale, we're at this place
.+,ne day last week.
~'rs. Charley Nelson went to Mime
=apol,s, where she underwent an opera
lion
'''"~,ey Nelson returned from Min
r,ranoi!s last Thursday and reported
Shat ms wife was doing nicely.
NJ and Mrs. Henry Thompson and
rh;idrsa and Mrs. Anna Twist of Cedar
! AXE visited at the home Of Mr.. and
Mrs, Nels Twist on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob Schichta visited
ut ne home of Mr.. and Mrs. John
*5'rhirn7a Of Swanville Sunday.
Mrs, E-ickcy and son Of North Dako-
S;a. who have been visiting with Mrs.
Vichrvs sister, Mrs. Christ Schlag,
srtu'n"l home Monday.
'rhos. kruzcl went to Bowlus Mon
xsav with cattle.
KnUtc GunIerson and Cornelius o.
son went to Bowlus Thursday after
5si1ahri.
":>S Lille Schlag, who spent few
says * the home Of her parents, re-
&s'rT'ea to So!ana on Monday.
Henry Olson, G. R. Vallett and Ru-
ben Boyle went to Bowlus Thursday:
Ro4'ert Mcleod Of Two Rivers, VINO
has been hauling ice for the Glover.
'raf creamery. has completed work and
,tsa ana John Kopka, who were pack
.ng 5he ice, have also finished their
job.
Dien--'rhurslay afternoon at 4
o'"}etk p. NJ, the little 7-months-old
~farghfer Of Mr.. and Mrs. John Wag-
aer. The funeral took place on Sa+nr-
stay forenoon ut the st. Edward Cath
sslie church.
Barney Belenski of Minneapolis is
vis'teg with friends and relatives
ssercr
0k5n Bros. sawed wood for Arthur
:hoia:'4 of South Elm Dale Tuesday.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
FAWNDALE

Veterinary 24.-Joe kremeinski went
SO Little Falls last Thursday.
Arthur Taylor was Flensburc call.
er last Thursday.
Nick kuka was Swan River caller
last Thursday forenoon.
Arthur Taylor helped J. s. Heisick
saw wood last Friday afternoon.
Joe Heisick and Vince Minchow
and John Lyshik went to Bowlus last
friday.
Louis Larson is employed at Joe
sssgar's putting on the finishing in.
side OF his new house.
"A number Of friends gathered at the
homo OF Joe Yasgar last Saturday
>"ven'ng and coasted down the hill.
Mre. Peterson is on the sick list.
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. Simon So
hieck, a son, Feb. IA.
Alfredo Bosell was the guest of her
"ousln, Ester Larson, last week.
-. Mrs. Maggie Sheedy of Randall is
= 'ng her brother, Andrew Gustin.
>.9t Clchon commenced saving lum
!os ng good supply of ID gs in
fne yard. ok, Jr., was An Elm Do1o
Simon. Sob, Friday.
business caller-> vent 70 1itt1o Fons
john Joche1n there "a . NH
Last Monday, FSir,-
%uror. .dois Sr ,,-o,o
Mr.. and Mrs. F. R;n> IN R;ror
. alters last Sunday at Sva ~ all Lost
n. j. Pointek hauled GoA =, s aSe
week 20 j. Lyshik 3 sss:v mill y" |'AA
Rive1- on
Andrew 8ozal was Tlensbur '''l'-
r Mcs'da..
MI ANDERSON Of Fawndale a !
" ,untv seat caller Friday. Some high !
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
Describing Him,

"What kind of gnk is Frostly?"
''It's little hard to tell you, DO. You
know them kind O. people that are said
to have splendid presence
Eyes. yes"
"Well. that Teller has one of the most
pleasing absences of anybody l ever
avoided" Mountain News.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
Modernized.

Uncle Eben telling war story
What do you suppose we sent those
rams against the confederates for?
His Little Nephew-To get their
goats, Of course.-Puck
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26

Daughter-Papa, to which one Of
them shall say yes?
Her Dad-Good heavens! Aren't you
old enough to look a man up in Brad
streets without bothering me about It :?
st. Louis Globe Democrat.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
Their Likeness.

II say. why are juries like revolv-
ers?"
1T is because they go off when they
are charged" -Baltimore American.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
A SUGGESTION,

'sWaiter, this knife IS blunt. and the
steak is like leather" ~
..OW'd it to do strop the knife on the
steak. str?"-Boston Transcript.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
Discretion.

"Pop, what do we mean by saying
discretion is the better part of valor?"
Generally speaking, my son, we
mean that discretion can run faster."-
Judge.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
Between Hugs.

Between Hugs.
"Oh, Clarar' exclaimed the young
man on the sofa, ''you have broken
those two cigars 1 had in my vest
pocket"
TOO bad, George" said the sweet
young thing, "but why don't you buy
stronger cigars ?"-Yonkers Statesman.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
The Ignorance Of ROYALTY.

George III. was wondering how the
apple got in the dumping.
"That's nothing they cried. George
V. won't know how to get an apple
into a suffragette. New York Sun.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-02-26
Useless Abundance,

''That man speaks seven languages"
EYES," rejoined Miss Cayenne. But
his wife doesn't pay attention to what
he says in any of them."-Washing-
ton Star.