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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-22

NOTICE by County Board of Super
visors of Villas County, Wisconsin,
to Decide U ION Petition to Lay Ont,
Widen and Alter County High
way, Extending Through The Town
OF Phelps From the Terminus OF
the Eagle River and Phelps County
Highway to the State Line Between
the States of Wisconsin and Mich
igan.
State of Wisconsin,
County of Villas.
Petition having been duly made to
the County Board of Supervisors Of
said County Of Villas by thirty or
more resilient freeholders Of said
county, fifteen or more Of whom
reside in the town of Phelps, for a
highway to be laid out, extending
through the town of Phelps, in said
county as follows:
Commencing at the terminus of the
Eagle River and Phelps county high
way, at the center of Bonnell street,
in the village OF Phelps, Villas county
Wisconsin, in section two t2) town
ship forty-one CAY north. range
eleven I'll east.
Section 2, township Al, range IL
Thence s. As degrees west, ~
chains and IL links thence S. SO degrees
east, % chains; thence s. SO degrees
east 6 chains to section Mne between
sections and z, township 40 north,
range ! east 10 chains and IL links
north Of the west ! post of section 2,
passing through the 81 of the Sc quar-
ter of section 2 4l-11 east.
In section l-4l-11 east.
Thence northeasterly across section
1-41-11 east 81 chains and % links to
the north ! post, section I, and across
the s. sw and the ne of sw of section
1-41-11 east.
Thence east OH township line,
b, tween TOW nships Al and 40 u. range
II :. 10 chains and to the township
corner OF township corner of town
ship / and ~, range IL east and
township Al and 42-12 east passing
through the NJ ne of section 1. tip. Al
range IL aud the 81 of Sc of section
36-42-1l e.
IiltncH east on township line between Sec
lions 641-12 and section 31-42-12 SO Gritty
nine) chains to u corner, and through n1a
NV. NV nc section 6-41-12 and sly sly and sw
Sc of 31-42-12.
In sectiolF31 1912,
Thence north on east Is line section 31-42-
- forty-one chains and 35 links to the east
and west quarter line 31-42-12 passing
through the Sc quarter 31-42-12.
Thence east on and W u line 31-42-12 10
chains and 81 links and to e II post 31-42-12
and through SIC ne section 81.
Thence east on and w quarter line 32-42-
II Al chains and n links to the center Of sec
ton 32-42-12 through lot 2, n12 sw s1a NV,
section 32-42-12.
Thence north on and II line section 81
1912 40 chain, and % links to the north "
post section 81, through the e1a NV, VIE ne,
section 81. and the Sc sW sec 90.
Thence east on section line between Sec
tions 20 and 81 So chains and 20 links, to
sec corner to sections %, %, 30 and 33, and
through the MY ne sec 30, sig Sc sec 30.
Thence east on section line between sec
tions % and 33 20 chains and SO links to
sec. corner to sections 27, %, 33 and "a and
through ~ sN. s1a Sc, NV NV, lots 1. 2, 8,
section 50.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-22


Dist. Atty Wiegand VEN sasy.
waukee on business Wednesu'' :,
Mrs. NJ, scheribel left E pocns
for Mayo Bros. hosplOal ~ ,;od by.
Mimi. She was accom- "n
Mary Gericke.
The January term OF olfcuS
opened Monday afternoon 1 sD
pied the attention OF the g STSs
his assistants two days. 80 N
mo jnly.casss for sbriaI and ~ snI -, i.
q IL .bussue was In QHiet'n l., -
4l and the granttng Of S''
. r
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-22
Woman Of sedentary Habits.

Women who get but little exercise
are likely to be troubled with consti-
patton and indigestion and will lind
Chamberlain's Tablets highly benefi-
cial. Not so good as three or four
mile walk every day, but very much
better than to allow the bowels to re-
main in a constipated condition.
They are easy and pleasant to take
and most agreeable in effect.
Obtainable everywhere.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-22

Among those who have through
the week been reported as sick and
unfit for duty have been: c. L. Puck
EFT and wife. Mrs. Frank Tambling,
Miss E ma Evans, F. D. Wartinbee.
WIN. Murphy and all the children in
the r. E. Zieben and Chas. Pride
Ei1Onseh0lds! We've heard al this
1py and there may ib s0theFs.
1l hesn y Oe the Npsa al
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-22
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion Of the ear.
There is only. one way to. cure deafness.
Deafness is caused by an inflamed condi-
ton Of the mucous lining OF the Eusta-
chan Tube. When this tube is inflamed
you have a rumbling sound or imperfect
hearing, and when it is entirely closed.
Deafness is the result, and unless the in
Illumination can be taken out and this
hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an infiamed condi-
ton of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars, free.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-22

NOTICE by County Board of Snper-
visors Of Villas County, Wisconsin,
to Decide Upon Petition to Lay Out
Widen and Alter A County High
way, Extending Through the Town
of Eagle River Connecting With the
County System of Highways AS
Already Laid Out and Terminating
At the County Line Between Villas
and Oneida Counties.
State Of Wisconsin, i.
County Of Villas, -
Petition having been duly made to
the County Board of Supervisors of
said county of Villas by thirty or more
resident freeholders of said county,
fifteen or more of whom reside in the
town of Eagle River, for highway to
be laid out, extending through the
town of Eagle River, in said county,
as follows:
Commencing at the intersection Of
Wall and Railroad streets in the viii
+ lage Of Eagle River, on section SO,
township 40 north, range 10 east.
In section 33-4O-1O east.
Thence east Var. l degree east 50
chains and 81 links To section line
between sections 33 and "a, 6 chains
and sc links south of section corner
to sections 81 and %. SO and "a, and
through northeast northwest and nj
ne section So.
In section 34-40-10 east.
Thence east, Var. / degree, 80
chains and 70 links, to the north and
south line, sec. 34-40>10 e. chains
and SO links south of the north ! post
of sec. "a, and through nj NV and NV
ne, sec. 81. So
| Thence south on north south / line
sec. 34-4O-10 s. chains and through Sc
NV, ne sw, sw ne, and ne Sc 34-40-10
east
Thence sw and Sc IA chains and 43
links to the S ! post of sec. 34-4O-10 e
and through sw Sc, Sc sw 34-40-lO e.
In sec. 3-39-10 e.
thence south on anu line sec.
3 1910 40 chains and 81 links, and
through ne NV, NV ne, Sc NV, sw he,
NV Sc, Sc sw, lots and 4, sec. 3-39.
! 10 east.
hence east on the line Sec 3-39-
10 east Al chains and AZ links, and
through nj Sc, lots and 5, 3-39-1O e.
Thence IS degrees east, 18 chains
and 81 links to section corner of Sec
tions 2, 5, 10 and IL, through lot 5,
sec. 2, lot 5 sec. 10-39-1O east.
Thence east on the section line
b. tween sections and IL % chains
and SO links and through lots 4 and
Sec 2. NV NV, sec. II.
4 In section l1-39-10 e.
Thence southeasterly through sec
i II 40 chains and 70 links to the north
line of sec. IL, and through ne NV
NV ne. ne ne, sw ne, sec. 1890
Thence east on line sec, III, n
3, chains 10 the section line between sec
tions ii and II, 90 chains south o
{ sec. corner to sections /, 2, IL and Il
, and through ne ne, Sc ne sec. II ane
NV NV sec. IL.
Thence south on sec. line between
. secti0nssIa and IL. s56sehainss and q
Ilinks aEd fhEough 81 So sec "A, ~.
ii ~ eaIae. ~ and sSs4 my sec. r..
h IN SO. 1881 Qaeaat.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-11-16

talks once in while, and in the
cases of the younger kids, 1 find it
necessary sometimes to take a
brushbroom in the woodshed.
81 think every girl should have ex-
perience in bringing up children. 1t
would do most of them good if their
mothers turned over the care of some
of the children. Then if they ever
have any of their own they'll know
what to do woth them -
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-11-16

Oou IoiiSiSSOS- WAKE Tie IlOiIIC
just like club. Don't put a harness
on boys. Make them realize their re-
sponsibiIity. If they want to smoke,
let them smoke-but not too much.
Yes, even let them cut loose once in
a while. If you don't let them they'll
do it anyway. Make of yourself a
confidant. Let them think they are
helping to run things no matter how
little they are really doing, but if you
are going to be boss, be good boss"
These are the lenient precepts in
the rearings of her brothers today
being practiced by Edna Colen, 49,
year-old mother" of family of six
lads whose guardian she became
through the peculiar will of her ia
ther.
The will left her an estate of
$4,000, with the proviso that she
raise the boys, ranging in age from
to %, and be mother to them.
The lone sister has accepted the
task and the responsibility without
flinching and without anxiety.
eyes, I'm the boss" she explained,
taking a short recess from the wash
tub where the brothers mountain of
soiled clothes were being rinsed. Con-
tinuing, she said:
'The two oldest work and the rest
go to school. They're all going to be
presidents or senators or something
if have anything to say about it. 1
got used to being mother to them
just before my mother died, three
months ago. They mind me better
than they would most grown ups.
81 worked things on a cIub-like
basis. We all are chummy and con-
fide our troubles in each other and
when there's anything to be settled
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-11-16
19-YEAR-OLD GIRL MANAGES FAMILY OF BOYS
BY MAKING THEIR HOME "CLUB"

we take vote on it, and thus there
is never any trouble.
81 am really boss most Of the
time, but 1 would never let them
know it. 1 cook their meals, wash
their clothes, give them some good
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-11-16

Every piece Of furnit Gre in your SIRE
bears the importing mark from my
furniture warehouse in Grand Rapids.
And, what is more, every piece was
shipped to me from the same manu-
facturer, and he assured me that
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-11-16

Messrs. Quinze, Seize, Sheraton,
Adam and Mission have been dead
for a number of years, and that was
why he sold 'em cheap, because they
were out of STYLE
Copyright by w. G. Chapman.)
The St. Joseph observer. [volume] (St. Joseph, Mo.) 1906-1932, 1915-05-29
It,, a,., Gin.

Cod compaay and good sonverss-
uor are tho sinews % virtue ste
phou Allen
The St. Joseph observer. [volume] (St. Joseph, Mo.) 1906-1932, 1915-05-29

The lhr,r1 oi natural respiration
Ar,uuufa TOY thr popularity of lts .
Tons LONE Way to Uprgrar' the
marching song 81 the hfii'sh army. &C
corllug 60 Thomas ileud'rson, Az
EuGisa music Teacher R,csa',, sgcsk
SOS at Vui,ersRy college. Nottingham.
Nr henderson "a reported ~ follows
in Tho liosptial
JJdrjng frcm their sorks handel
and Urcthoyyn rosriTsi ulcre s'oe y
thau NcraeIrtsSu Most g"usle
breathe aboat tVsutv umvs a minute.
ASA be sss tn tast a rsasun nrv.
gsite apart frru ihr a5slodr. iho most
popular music vas that .n uhica The
rhythm vas even aad the accont at
ways tAuic Oh the tval TIE song
"ltsa Lows. toug WAY 10 ripFcFAfy
vss ease IN point Il had esen asked
Nhs b shoald be more popular than
ElEsrs patriotic soag Land az Hope
apd Glory The reason Nas that
"TippcTary" Wss IA AErceuaCnt with
ihe thesEy 81 natural rssFiration,
NhNe EissY's sons Sss not
The St. Joseph observer. [volume] (St. Joseph, Mo.) 1906-1932, 1915-05-29

In the op,plou ~ NJ T. Mason Gri'
rn he 80 as grvatlv hur,Niated ir Wash
iUgtnn trcrUtl, b1 members ui The
airicsl troupe fon,luE kissrs ca him
ss he sat With his vifr ~at,kins che
Performance The Risslng VAS Aprar
entity pari ~ plan go create laughter
by revealing hlashirs hasholI man
o. tho sa1ieGre uTfn brought suit
for g. nan afain7, the thchtgr mAu
arcmcnt ln consequence
4 suu vas brouKh' against an o'j
New Nork stage COMPANY by q pas
trHgeT Nho complained that he hsh
sron inaut~d hY the ati,vy calilpe
Down from hts seat optsilv that De
oughi 60 get ap hud give a vvwAu a
seat Tec dri,"r protested hIs 'uun
,cnrc aud g. Nas culv after a well
kuosn Nrntrilelulst ~ the rer1ed
came forward at the trial ana de
rlarcd ho had tAr0vn hts voice 81 as
to nske Z, appear that the drlvcr al
dressed The agErie,od passenger that
the suU vas dropped rhen thr pas
sergcf declared he would sue the ven
trilogois'. bat Wss dissaaAed from DO
inr 81
The St. Joseph observer. [volume] (St. Joseph, Mo.) 1906-1932, 1915-05-29
CARS THAT CAN'T oveRTURN
oyrsstsiis Ds,isss Give 70 Vshiti.s
STABILITY Whiep 10 Claimed 20
Bs prtfsst

bs ! 70 Cray reconUJ esbibtad D.
tore the Royal sv,try ~ iohdon
gyfoe'sts pIth Aresseoriss ard =
peups 81 chat mAy be cailrd 7ani
mated g1roststs Those latter consist
~ Fyr1siaiir mutur cars both tao
wheeled aad tour ehssisd The models
sahit't inrlDr GfaEs methods of sp
duN trs gtfos'a'lr devices. inusutef on
muy.us bodies. Vl,a compirte siabii
IT.
hn devices so mo4utrl afs await
able faf directing and furHh,y Ma
ucHFvriuT ibe to1iys Ons Di thr too
wheeled cara 70 crowded alth Efro
static .h4u1eHr vhrh rahjllaes
the car aGd prsaides at tho siorf
vhfsl fNs t4r illustrates tla action
~ d,froinr sui sisbiliginE agpapfar
fpI 1880 rn tnrp't"rs. nif,hIpa Apd
Arfvp!4urs
A fsyih,r fHrm of tsu wheeled cai
druou1rsfts methods ~ srabuluuF
and usrsHNcrInR at airsHjp by means
Of forces derived from the uruprilers
which apriy direct push to tht
moving hris Doctor Gfaya bicycles
ana motor cara are 30 equipped inai
thoy raa Bee s'rsrrd bY the vifelv=-
trausmiss'ou 81 electrical action
The St. Joseph observer. [volume] (St. Joseph, Mo.) 1906-1932, 1915-05-29

vita tbc psrmsssioa ~ the psrlta.
m.uiATy authorities, rife RANGE has
f1r 'hc orst time in Ste history tocu
rs,ae'shed m the palace of Wcstmiu
ster London The namo ~ 'hs BODY
Hrlrr ~hiya This step has bsen takrn
Is the Westmtrstsr Palace Eifs ciuh
The rsrEe ts sitgatcd beneath abe Roy
al gallery where there ~ accom- nsoda.
ron for foar targets, and ~ has been
es1ahiishrd in ibr main fa5 tt, usr %
ne yogaErr officials tg both branches
~ the lestslafur, u Is topea hoe
eyeg ,h2t iar range WtU nlso be- used
hy tht wombers ct both houses % pAr.
HamtnL
The St. Joseph observer. [volume] (St. Joseph, Mo.) 1906-1932, 1915-05-29

A. university president Doctor
uuBcr oblscj= 60 tbiB practice 81
.uruiay scaasmIeni tyath,uR iaro ar
sterrts" 30 contemporary iuuw4isn
Too many American professors. b.
thinks. Eivo way CAP f1Hs temptation
whIch De pressed ua them us public
appeals for their opinions on ,grrert
tpp,cs " one ho yf.'ouEd student
of Plato be Ia expected without veTH
iag 30 pass an illuminating yrfte5'
Judgment apou the latest cU'EiyIHr
% @r George Bernard Shaw ~ Do
happens Co be we'll ycvsed in the eco
ucmic thought ~ Germany aBd AaF
trta he is called upon tor an author
tauyr expression ~ opinion regarding 4
The stfiko ~ coal miners in Colorado.
Possibly there arp sour British ~
v1l aE American professors Who
vould talu in ultimate reputation by
paving heca TO Doctor tutlrrs NarD
ibg
The St. Joseph observer. [volume] (St. Joseph, Mo.) 1906-1932, 1915-05-29
TOWNS GLORY HAS DEPARTED
Hsasti'ui Nsr,ors One ~ tHs Wees
eYTsssrs From ths Great
Esyop.an conHiet

For those ~ bo igvs TIE suB In Viu
tpr ~hp love The Rivisra iu The iess
xansh eoiOrs that Neutanr provides
there must BE- real feeling " grisi
10 learn that ibe Fttis border towr
~ empty OFF Hs old roiouy hat 'ha
great hotels thxf .Cck down on TIE
suussesi aHd the waynlsst corner og
me vh1's cote dAFuf ara empty %
r4osiE th,if Eenisi Tvutouic pru.rle
t,rs ore in prison, ara IN place oi aV
'tai made IIfc quietly pleasant there
arr uUiy tbr sad tsidsnces o. var
the snsudna aud pAlting
Gone IL the iluuEaftAn ness veneer
wiih tis wonderful eheAt OF MaFyhr
papers G0ns are Russian pufsh
TfusrI1H Belgian rritlsh Eersian
THrkIsh ,nious's The utile donksts
ft=t hn'r aag~ sh:iafen AlonE th.
uet.h arg perhaps hauling Amm9ul
'iuu in tha arod ATFonhe. The ghas
a.grs Ajp|us once met on ali th.
wu2gfs.ns H'eptiur m proudly g. 'tt
tfFi.s rre aro on the battle front
thr vsHr.ara a. the army % REDEEM
tua u fsF Nl~aro
Nsu4# #.afri aro the races rb..h
lIyei iu rn'Fslnt reace and took ihrf
inss,t Il.naoph 30 tbs nFafn.
tAs.n1 Hf Nuaie carlo There is u,v
'he srlct ~ var Guuty prupsiAn sru
rrals o.. longer siais majestic y
through h~lotrope hedEed Nsik sHih ey
are ros lu hAmpague ur Flanders
enemies. in fact Prom Mont Agel
tbr bHrirt Iill call across At dawn
and sunset to tho distant cal oi
,I-arn,sa. hrt tha Farrtsous arv gone
>rN iurk 1fihyHe
The St. Joseph observer. [volume] (St. Joseph, Mo.) 1906-1932, 1915-05-29
commstaLaI A,ns.t oi R..lvaLL.n,.

lisrd,F ANY ,l the grra, standard
hfurs 81 tHo Chrulag church arr
copyrighted. but nearly an ~ the 81
..,t.'r uu,s ~ The present tav reT
ya'iam arc copyrighted and i.alu9sl7
y.arGrd Not bscaGEo they are Nala.
sIla as music OF az poetry. blt for
mo- s'mplo reason that thry are q mcw.
i.se eide Hoe ~ profit for the evan
rt'.st ~ bis musical director san
les~ sa,ccss. az Moodys musical
.oadWiur rtonyored tae Wsy ior this
nusu,i ial ry product R0dehHaynr
uUr Sundays aide. 81 Interested IN
Publishing company that bears hls
tame and that prints and soils The
hymn buuEs used exclusively to the
@1nday campaigns n one may IudE,
tTos me v-li knoWB cost 81 IrUduc'uE
slsh books slide hY eide NTH 'ho vsr'
pnmb,r that uuH he sold each year
~ shvoid he y very profitable nNer
Indeed otr prpmiueut evangelist has
acfiousi, warned bis fcllu~ yraUF'.
Tets that the commercial aspects Aud
activities Of thr'r campaigns are
trnsiug net ogy thr.r oHlc, 14t the
hole eAuss vf religion INTO disrrpuf"
An1 % rs not yuN Hwn bonts Tho
writer has a very vujj twpr"ssiou 81
,re ni.a'on conducted hv 'be Rev
Hpuhcu \ ruu,y. - ~ iu Vbigh ft6
ssto ot hjs various publications seemed
90 bays tuufg largely than thv .ontrr
ss,D - snpIa - tuspph ii NatjL Hr iae
The St. Joseph observer. [volume] (St. Joseph, Mo.) 1906-1932, 1915-05-29
SEES TWILIGHT or HORSE
Nth trs coH,og o. the Gat Engine
Writer ssss PssAina ~ Nsn's
Chlsf Friend.

M"h' 'n" N'ta'r LhH CIV aa4 'hf
o"F nav" b"th ''"s''} ass'-' iA''o
fHI"dEh 'he 'h'ife ptNsf"Fs ~ nHASn
f""'~H i'' w mas AA"o be"a 0ai
''"'"'''Nais pt"'N'f' tdt ne nNs b"'
enjoyed IN" same ia'imste "h"cileh
AN 'he h"fse ana dos. "h"h i'nrN 70
NAs ''A'''hk we COZ regions "i tht
Nfk'hilhe No FshsfA"a some hahso
E'pchns cro"s'ns r''er on horseback
The St. Joseph observer. [volume] (St. Joseph, Mo.) 1906-1932, 1915-05-29
u KIN Ilmhnra.r se.n,.

A rehnEylvApiA cheCsemAker u an
ihcFtty for the statement that Il is the
outside q limhurger cheese tat snaells
chiectioaAbly thA, II this part 10 cat
oE In chunks sliced and 1iyea a few
seychds' Immersion Ia bot water the
suel ~ill hs aesiroyea. lgA,iRs TIE
taste unimpalrvd Tts inside ~ the
cbessc. be Gays. needs 80 trcAimcat
The St. Joseph observer. [volume] (St. Joseph, Mo.) 1906-1932, 1915-05-29

Woman policewen Nerc ofAcialis
recognised At Brighton recently. when
between fofty and Hfiy assembled a.,
the tcNh hall and we're Addressed hY
the chief constable aai The town CLERK
The woman po'lee have BEEN crsau.
irrS hy the local branch ~ the Ma
tionN Caicn Q, Woman Worker.--
lcndOu Itmrs
The St. Joseph observer. [volume] (St. Joseph, Mo.) 1906-1932, 1915-05-29
san. pln,r.ns..

FLOYD and Walter had .gst cone
house from school waiter. tire youns,
sst. said TO Fioyd We Ect two dead
birds IN Cur raon Floyd replied;
That alnt asshins We have lots ot
them. They Aiut dead. thems stuEcd-- :
The St. Joseph observer. [volume] (St. Joseph, Mo.) 1906-1932, 1915-05-29
p,s,o. ee~fes, st .sra.

Wien Ne are NiIlias 90 b. con'
for,cA divine comfnr, ls H0t far sVAy
DIR John RruaSes
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-04
F0x-HUNTERs IN THE WAR
Thousands of Men Who Enjoyed That s.eort In Britain Are Now at
 the Front.

Waterloo. according to the cuke of Wellington, was won on the playing fields of Eton. Should Britain emerge triumphant from the present conflict we may find someone rising to claim that the campaign in Flanders was won in the English shires. The shires are the headquarters of fox-hunting. which most humanitarians denounce. George Bernard Shaw. for example. has no words strong enough to con demn 1t with. Mir Jorrocks. the hero of a sporting novel. describing fox hunting as war without its guilt Id only g per cent Of its danger" It has to be admitted. however, that they who follow the hounds have answered maenificently to their country's call.
 There are. it proves, 150 masters of hounds with the British colors. 5000 members Of hunts and 800 hunt serv- ants. To them must be added the of fcers of the regular army who are ac- customed to ride to hounds, likewise numbering some thousands. The total Is an impressive one. It suggests that the real attraction of this sport may be that 1t is, as Jorrocks said, "a sort of war"
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-04
HAD HIS MOTHER PUZZLED
stand Son, Therefore She Dubbed Him "Grasshopper."

Polly. the washerwoman, was deep in discussion of her family's short comings.
 "Mah fambly suttinly do hab some shawtcomin's," she declared. Far in- stance: Nah son Jawge es jes' lah . grasshoppah."
 My goodness" gasped the mis- tress. How. Polly?"
 Well, buhcawse only two things In de whole worl worries him: He wor- ries dat he has to wake up to eat, an den he worries dat he hab to stop eatin' to go to sleep. An suttinly doan undahstan' dat boy"
 But how do you conclude that he is like a grasshopper" queried the perplexed mistress.
 "Jes' buhcawse he CT de most mis- understandable creature dat An kin think of, dat's why" she answered. Louisville Times.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-04
Reminded Him,

Mir. Highbrow. who posed as an arbi- ter of taste. looked round the tiers of boxes at the opera house the other evening and said:
 T suppose, if woman's shoulders are very beautiful, she has a right. a moral right, to wear a very decollete gown. At the same time"
 Mir. Highbrow chuckled and shook his head.
 At the same time" he resumed, the fashionable woman of today re- minds me of the prophet"
 How so?" said his interlocutor. How so?'
 She hasn't much on 'er in her own country" was the smiling reply.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-04
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the nuts are screwed down to hold them firmly in place. The mortar is troweled up against the sills inside and outside carefully to prevent a cold draft. Chickens can stand the cold of winter and thrive, but draft Of cold air coming through a crack often proves fatal.
 This poultry house is fitted with double sash windows, but ordinarily the lower sash is showed up as far as it will go. A frame is fitted under the outside or upper sash. Thin five cent cotton is stretched over this frame as a ventilStor. This is the only satisfactory and practical ven tilator for a poultry house.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-04
RELICS OF DEPARTED AGE
Things Of Which the World Has Long Been Tired.

It is understood that the National American Woman Suffrage association takes just pride in the opportunity it has afforded 10 its members to dispose of their superfuous napkin rings, which is 10 say all the napkin rings they possess. The whole melting-p pot plan fires the imagination.
 But for the napkin rings. They are relics of departed age, reminders of the era of the Saturday night bath, the old folks concert and the painted panoramas of the Nile. They abide now in out-of-the-way corners, tar nished and forgotten. bands of old sil- yer, often afiectionately inscribed at the command of givers long since turned to dust. They are the sort of reminders of gentler but less fastidi-