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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-06-05

in relation to the steamer that they
formed a regulation safeguard against
submarines; mreover, one of them
had a wireless apparatus which is not
usual with small vessels.
From this it evidently was a case
of English convoy vessels Since
such vessels are regularly armed the
submarine could not approach the
danger Of destruction. 1t was on the
other hand to be assumed that the
steamer was of considerable value to
the British government since it was
so guarded. The commander could
see no neutral markings on it of any
kind, that IS distinctive marks painted
on the frccboard recognizable at a
distance such as are usual now on
neutral ships in the English zone Of
naval warfare. In consequence he ar
rived at the conclusion from all the
circumstances that he had to deal
with an English steamer and he sub
merged and attacked.
Saw Flag as He Shot.
The torpedo came in the immediate
ncighborhood of one of the convoy
ships which at once rapidly APP
preached the point of firing SO that
the submarine was forced to go to
a greater depth to avoid being RAM
med, the conclusion of the com
mander that an English convoy ship
was concerned was in this way con
firmed That the attacked steamer
carried the American flag was first
observed at the moment of firing the
shot. The fact that the steamship
was pursuing a course which led
neither to nor from America was
further reason why il did not occur
TO the commander of the submarine
that he was dS1ling with an Ameri-
can steamship.
The German government has be-
come convinced the attacked steam
ship was actually the steamship Gulf
light. There can be no doubt, accord
ing to the attendant circumstances
that the attack is to be attributed to
an unfortunate accident and not to
the fault of the commander. The
German government expresses its re-
srets to the government of the United
States concerning this incident and
declares itself ready to furnish fun
-ecompense for the damage thereby
sustained by American citizens. 1t is
eft to the discretion OF the Ameri-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-06-05

OI. y \ FULLER
NpNI ms HlN~r on BIEDIN
HAS I.NIuIH LUNGS. IIENI.D
Iili;l.I uoT\NI.~ BELOW TnE
BNIt, Hlr IuIN WILL NOT
NiHNlII To n BEING M
AIRED NUISANCE.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02
have
been
Men
for
who

RIGHT IN this town-and all over the
counfrv-are men and women who
have been driving different makes
of cars for years, who now drive and
swear by their Maxwelis.
Each year they used to buy diff
ferent make, trying to find a car
which would suit them exactly.
When the 1915 Maxwell tfWondeE
Car"-with its II new features and
new low price of $695, was an
nomced-these motor wise men
began investigating It.
They didn't take our word or any
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02

body's word for it-they looked into
it themselves.
They found the Maxwell to be a
handsome, powerful easy-riding car.
They compared It with cars that
sell at double the MaxwelPs price.
They found that the Maxwell con-
tanned every worthwhile up-to-date
high-priced car feature.
They tested the Maxwell on hills
and on the level on really tough
roads.
They made it prove its ability to run
at low cost over al sorts OF roads
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02
CIJBAN RUNNER IS
NOW HOTEL GUIDE

cent wiIiard-Johnson heavyweight
boCshr at Havana. Cuba. was the
appearance Of Felix Carrajol. the
Cuban long distance runner al the
rincside- CarvsioI's reputation as
: runner in the United States IS has
ed upon his feat IN finishing fourth
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02

friends raised money enough 10 sand
him to the United States for the mar
athon in connection with the oiym-
pic games in 1904. carvajoI landed
IN New York with lust enough money
10 purchase his meals not realizing
thai 81. Louis was not part OF New
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02

in the Olympic marathon held In St
Louis in 1905 Although defeated
oy Thomas Hicks. Alfred Corsy and
s. L. Newton all under American
coIors. the Cuban ran a wonderful
race when his handicapS are ecnstd-
cred and had the honor Of being the
1rxt OF the foreign entrants to I'M
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02

-. -.e,-1 sza,.... o. re Newell me sp-.ag
srspeasioH Of de 1918 4A<wa- 70 the ssEs eestIy
e. Long Eeuf-e1BpSScAl 'front.' spf1s8S
and tie ta=ee-e1.-ssr ei.i2sts re- GpE5sEs ssae
Is r.xed o. most heavy UeSn4. E1g2 0S1Sec
The N1x<eu o4s-s you ess-y esee1c1a4 9. tSe a-3n-
ct priced machines =: = nh o. cae@r ces&
Ore Size Of TIn-Aat-Ski6s On Rear
ne x.~eu e- IS one q tia sAsaese ears n th9
Maxwell oWDeRS cary 991 one
Sos-e DE ard boz oae Size Of spare Eeo1or1r
- -1 s-.es z fnch cSxes ESe6 Al 1-oe96-
a 1a@ozs make * Aa4-A66 H-9 are Sa7pkae6
On Wheels
A Dependabls E1eetris Starter
For Sss extra you can have yecr A1Tysn es-
i.,o-ed equipped VIA The famous SfE1s-Hu2 e@oo-
tie xsarre. Ihss g e14ezt. e-ouhis s<eox
AZ rns MaxWeu . eozplets5 equipped fro1 sAe
e-ez- V4sfoz. vezSi<<4ng wt-dsh9eid n tie 'front.'
20 eSo eoare et-o eA--Ee- The rear Wha yu1
nv A.wEu VOC have 1esAing extra 20 euy.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02
York City.

York City.
In order to reach the scene Of the
race he vas Obliged TO spend his food
fund aad arrived IN ST Louis with
out penny he had not eaten for
two days previous TO the race when
ne ran IN heavy street shoes a coso1-
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02

Previous 10 The race Carvsiol was
a mail carrier n Cuba. who logged
over his route ~ steady and ap-
parentIy tirelsss trot- He hrst at
tracted attention when he ran the
length OF the island in re-nsEka pic
time. As result of this feat lev
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02

- g, o7e ascertain when = sser-
70 ...e-1 5 +ufIy charged and when
!. !. fully discharged
n testing the solution With hy-
,-SI,o.er- when fully charged the so
t =, win show gravity reading be
.seer l.2s1 and 100 on the Baume
xcale. & battery IS said TO be. dis
cbar-cd Wien its gravity has dropped
60 50 Or cnG-sr o. this scale
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02
Men who have driven other makes OF cars
for years Men who have ezPernaen ne HI
who have been @strng'-now drive Maxwells

Then they began buying and talk
ing about the Maxwell
To-day $4,000 enthusiastic people
are driving these Maxwells. OF these
a great big percentage owned other
makes of cars before they bought
their Maxwells.
Use your common sense when you
h,,v your automobile. Don't be
talked into an exnavagant car or
a car that hasn't had the Nac1d test
of time.
Don't let them experiment at your
expense
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02

less cotton shirt and his only pair OF
trousers. cut OF at the knees With
out assistance or an attendant the
un1nown Cura1 dog trotted along
the course stopping frequently to beg
food and water from the spectators
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02

zoe battery - faiJ
!, !. fully discharged
.sg.f1- the solution with hy-
.-sI,o.sr when fully charged the so
-, vtii shoU gravity reading be
800, 1.cSg and 100 on the Baume
.caie 4 Dc ttery is said TO be dis
cba--cd wien its gravity has dropped
TO 80 Or crG-sr o. this scale
would like TO know what to use 70
cake eff different kinds OF reniekeiins
Ef1a. I have used On tire BRASS parts or
my carson ethins that will restore
and not harm tho original brass sur
face
The coat OF nickel which IS deposited
over the brass Viii have 10 be eaten
OF By acid or else scraped OF mechan
1caIiy The acid VIII have more ereI
action and IS recommended by large
brass companies. The acids used are
mixture Of nitric and saIphuric IL even
quantities After the acid has eaten
through the nickel it VIII leave the
brass and then the acid IS washed on
and the brass repol!shed- To ger {
very good Job il would be better TO
have TIE brass rebu2ed-
Il Il practicable 70 charge Batteries
with the generator on ere car? u Sc.
how ofton and row Ioos should the en-
sfne Se ran
During the winter the battery shon.c
be charged every two weeks lou can
use the generator on the car for this
The engine should be run long enough
70 cause the battery 70 show gravity
Of between 1.2so and 1850.
,.r,. -s5-..,-.-.s,; a.. ,ttr,- and
assea sL.t. -, ~ ar e take % :
I5EtI. la. ar; also adjusted the car
ben 5rushes. ] an set.ins a good
spark and az the right time. bat when
try 20 crank =he motor i kicks back
Can you tell me ~f1ere the sro1e'e -
likely % ee!
The cause OF the trouble : thae me
spark IS advanced Tar enough Tor efol-
nary ruhains- 90. = 80 "a -. -. -
ours before the piston has reached up
per dead center. and the explosion In
stead Of forcing the motor aaeao
throws it back in the reverse direction
The magnetic should be so arranged
that the spark occurs at full retard on
exact dead center MaGnetos are gen
orally set so that the brake in the pri-
mary breaker box occurs at this point
MY radiator was frozen ard now
leaks when warm. What can ee7
Temporary relief viii be obtained By
using cornmeai- the method OF apphca-
into the Tadfator. when the circulation
~ the. xra-e- viii naturally tend TO col
ta-t t The enbs+ance around the hole. thus
nI--e-yine- the 1eaS. There are a num-
~ ~ radiator compounds on the mar
- wb;~., ny b. OF value
,.,.u 80. 10. solution %
..o,.s.e- ,-,5ts esrson7 Hnd il
nee ssr5oe s's frs ~ n,esor at least
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02
Low iUp-keep" Carbrresor

Low "Up-keep'' Carbrretor
The ca-bu-esor rsed tie MAXWELL was espec-
saIfy des.g-cd for Il acter long AID severe tests
E-Sc- sTe-y eozcetTa5ts condition Ecn1ocy tsSss
oo.Szcssd ~ Hundreds o. dealers and oWne-S II
d!He-ec: sections & lie eocEfY nave psoseSS -.
a@1-fercy IS cu!ck response throttle and IL
sTt-~1aefy low corsurpttcr OF G1solcA 1s nS
eeaS tened :Ae lev So-keep ca<hu-Sn.
Irreversibie SteernS Gear
TIE greatest margin az sHsey has esea PE1-
T:ded n the steering gear o he -s1S 49, =
The Marvel. f-reTe-x56iO steering EecAActs@ =
OF the expensive xoru-azc-gsa- SJre ,eac is =
pe-4o-.cy oTer GREY other rDe les IA II -
adJusrnercs- At e1le q Eo-e tS1z soaEa O
tSo oez-fax surface CO tho Ee1c Whics o9esaaE9
.5e 80 n Sc rnea aeeced Few 6sa--aE
surface nay lad BY adjusting tie Eea- ecasses
% : Maxwell SSeeELsg
has ssE- t.Ees tAe adtrse-set q e-y c4= x191s
HeGvy Car Comfort
VIZ. Eup-.ses most people IS sss szaooss. buoy
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02
Finished Fourth in the Olympic
Marathon Held in ST. Louis
in 1904.

40 Interesting sIdeight on Inc re
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02
Irrevervibie SteerinS Gear

VIA a7-..-. most p.e1i. 5, g. .saO.ss. soo
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02

IL Il practicable TO charge batteries
with the generator on ere car? u Sc,
how often and Row long should the en-
CINE be run?
During the winter the battery should
be charged every two weeks. You can
use the generator on the car for this
The engine should be run long enough
70 cause the battery 10 show gravity
oS between I-2so and 1850.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02

! have found that the higher ses:
sssegire use the mere ee~e- ! get
and che hotter my engine gets VIII
is,jure my motor by Using mixture OF
motor and illuminating gasoline It the
water ei-euIates freely and does no:
bell? The dealer tells ne his motor
Gas tests O. and the illuminating gas
1876 and sometimes more
As long as the cooling water does
not boil il IS certain that the motor Is
operating within the SAFE range OF
temperature
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02
Lea Side Drre-CentraI Coa;soI.

! si,eI-S gear 1S-
/ hc- q = tie e~-
si.dIzS Ge&= VII
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02
lnuoere Advice For che
Automobile Owner
o.erse, and Replies Covering Matters of
IGNORANCE to the Man Who Runs Car

have an air cooled engine and visa
70 Thoroughly clear IL % carbon
Would 1. be possible TO clean. carbon
out BY putting the cylinders into = pal
of kerosene and leaving them for ABOUT
a day7
AS long as you are soIrs TO remove
the cylinders it Is best first 30 soak
them in kerosene. as you suggest iEis
viii probably cot remove the CARBON.
but VIII merely loosen il Il should
be taken OF by scrapins with a sort
blunt metal tool such as screw
driver. II should not be hard 60 reach
the corners when the cylinders are re-
moved
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02

My radiator was frozen and no"
leaks when warm. What can do?
Temporary relief viii be obtained By
using cornmeaI. the method Of apphca-
ton being to drop handful o. more
into the radiator. when the circulation
of the water viii naturally tend TO col
tect the substance around the hole. thus
plugging the Leak There are num-
be- Of radiator compounds on the mar
ker which may be OF value
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-05-02

wh=. !. the differences in eenstrae-
ton Between ordinary and cord tireaE
Ordinary tires use fabric carcass or
one made OF g tough grade Of duck or
canras. while cord tires are built up on
a cord carcass. tie latter usually being
woven IN such a way as TO inpare
great diagonal strength, rendering the
tire less susceptible TO vertical stress
than with some other CONSTRUCTORS
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-05-20
TAKE COMFORT IN TOBACCO
Soldiers at the Front Find solsee In
Their supply OF the "sooth.
ing Weed"

Good stories about smoking and
smokers continue 10 fill the space In
the British papers not occupied by
news OF major" engagements.
The following tribute has been paid
to Gen. Sir Philip Chetwode by Sergt.
A. Bowler OF the Fifth Signal corps,
r. E.. who is at the front: IL have
watched him calmly smoking a clga.
rette when shells have been dropping
all over the place. think that II all
the German army were firing at him
he would carry on as usual. smoking
his cigarette and giving his orders as
II he we're at his club ordering a
drink"
In mid February German soldiers on
the western frontier received daily two
cigars and two cigarettes. or ar equal
amount OF chewing tobacco. snut or
pipe tobacco.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-05-20

You're bilious! Your liver is slug.
gish! You feel lazy. dizzy and all
knocked out. Your head Is dull, your
tongue Is coated; breath bad; stomach
soul and bowels constipated. But don't
take salivating calomel. II makes you
sick. you may lose a days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis OF the bones.
Calomel crashes into sou bile like
dynamite, breaking It up. That's when
you feel that awful nausea and cramp'
ing.
II you want to enjoy the incest, gen
TEST liver and bowel cleansing you
ever experienced Just take a spoonful
OF harmless Dodson's Liver Tone. Your
druggist or dealer sells you 4 j0.cent
bottle OF Dodson's Liver Tone under
my personal money.back guarantee
that each spoonful will clean your
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-05-20
MUSk0GEE WOMAN
SAVED FROM KNIFE
Mira. White Delivered From Terrible
Suffering by Use OF Won
derful Remedy.

Mira o. NJ. White OF 43s North Eight.
eenth street. Muskogee, Okla. SUI.
fered with stomach trouble aqd liver
arrangements. Her physician advised
an operation. But her husband, fear.
Ing the result. was against II.
Mrs. White took q bottle OF Mayr's
Wonderful Remedy and found swift
relief. She wrote:
Enclosed find money order for two
bottles OF Mayr's Wonderful Remedy.
The one bottle did me a world OF
good. II cleansed my system. Doc
tors did me no good; they wanted TO
operate. but my husband opposed. I
cannot thank you enough for what
that one bottle did for me"
Mayr's Wonderful Remedy gives per.
manent results for stomach. liver and
intestinal ailments. Eat as much and
whatever you like. No more distress
after eating. pressure OF gas In the
stomach and around the heart. Get one
bottle OF your druggist now and try II
on an absolute guarantee-if not salts.
factory money Will be returned.-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-05-20
ONLY A FEW VETERANS LEFT
Twenty.four Of the $50 Players Who
Figured In War Of 1909 stiil Re-
main In the ele Arena.

Although only % OF the $50 ball
players who figured In the American
and National league races OF 1902.
the last year OF the American league
baseball war. still remain In the bis
arena, q team composed OF these vet.
Grams. all OF whom have been in the
game upward OF Ii seasons. would be
capable OF holding Its own. with any
that might be selected today.
All OF these players are far above
the average In intelligence. which &C.
counts for their remaining in the
game so long. are excellent fielders,
great batsmen. and with one or two
exceptions. grand base runners. This
all-star team would line up as fol,
lows:
Matthevson. Plang and Hess, pitch.
ers; Bresnahan and Doom. catchers;
Latoie, first base; Evers, second
base; Wagner. shortstop; Wallace,
third base; Callahan, left field;
Leach. center field; Crawford, RICH,
field.
The manager for this team could be
selected from among John McGraw.
Fielder Jones. Clark Griffith, Hugh
Jennings. Wilbert Robinson and Fred
Clarke, as all OF these former stars
were in the game In 1902. Griffith and
McGraw being pilots, as now.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-05-20

women. too. I cannot praise Lydia Z.
Pinkham' 8 Vegetable Compound enough
Tor I know ! never would have been a.
well II ! had not taken II and I recon.
mend II TO suffering women"
Daughter Helped Also.
az gave IL 10 my daughter when she
was thirteen years old. She ws In
school and wrs q nervous wreck, and
could not shep nights. Now she looks
% healthy that wen the doctor speaks
Of IL You can publish this etter II you
Ike. Mrs. RENA BOWMAN, l6l S. 10th
Street. Lrunton, Ohio.
Why VIII women continue 20 suffer
day in and day out and drag out a sickly.
half-bearted existence, missing three
fourths Of the JOY Of living, when they
a find health In Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound?
If you have the slightest Doubt
that Lydia II. Pinkham's Vegeta-
] eComp0und will help you. write
90 Lydia E.Ptnkham MedicineCO.
lcontdentiaD Lynn, Mass.,fOr adj
Vice. Your letter will be opened.
read and answered by a woman
and held In strict confidence.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-05-20
Joke WAS ON INVESTIGATOR
He Had An Idea Il Was on Restau.
rant Proprietor, but u Turned
Out Otherwise.

The late Norman b. Ream. the or.
ganizer OF the steel trust and many
other important corporations. once
said 10 a New York reporter about O
trust Investigation:
Maybe these investigations will
have the same luck as the game
warden.
"A game warden heard that a res.
taurant was serving a game out OF sea-
son. He disguised himself with a false
beard. visited the place and ordered q
pheasant.
The pheasant, ~dellcately high like
roquefort cheese, as we'll as all good
pheasant should be. was served to
the game warden. and he devoured IL
TO the last morsel, at the same time In.
fiicting evere punishment on a bottle
OF a old Burgundy-for the state.
Of course, paid for all.
AT the end OF his repast the game
warden summoned the proprietor and
said:
81 arrest you. sir. In the name Of
the law
The proprietor's mouth opened In
establishment. He swallowed two or
three times, then he gasped;
"'Wh-what for?'
FOR serving me a pheasant out Of
season, said the game warden.
"A look OF relief appeared on the
proprietor's face.
on, he said, that wasn't pleas
ant. 1t was crow"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-05-20
PLAYERS ARE POOR BARRIERS
stufy Melnnls viii Never Again Al.
low Harry Davis and Larry la.
joie to Shave Him.

Larry Laioie Is making good at sec
ond base for the Athletics. but he isn't
qualifying as n barber at all. Stufy
McInnis will vouch for that.
On a recent transforming trip OF the
Athletics Stuny needed a shave badly.
The hotel barber shop was full. la.
joie and Harry Davis v~olunteeed as
BARRIERS.
LaJoie stuffed a towel under STUFF.
fy's chin. Davis applied the lather.
Then Harry shaved McInnIs. The
shave didn't meet with the approval
OF Larry. He insisted upon going over
Stufy's face again.
He used an upstroks where Davis
had used downward strokes. Davis
wasn't satisfied until he had turned
the trick once mole. McInnls was
game and. in spite OF the way his face
smarted and burned. he stuck It out
70 the finish.
Two days later. however, McInnis
wouldn't accept another shave from
the D~avis.IAjoie combination.
"Never again" said Stuify. II a
70 keep my face
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-05-20

At his waist and n~onchalantly catche.
II. He is the only star In captivity
who catches q ball In this remarkable
manner.
Fans gasp when he performs the
stunt. They are always looking for
him TO drop it--but he apparently lev.
er does.
Maranville gets a grounder unlike
other shortstops. He gathers up the
ball In a most u%nconcerned fashion
and can whip II across at fearful
speed. One has TO wonder where he
gets the strength. There Is no jerk
TO his movement. no effort whatever.
Then, when he is at the bat. He
has q short, heavy stick. This he
holds in the middle so that about q
foot and a half Is left TO crack the
ball. And It's no i%ntrequent thing
TO see him whale q double or q
triple.
The lad has all sorts OF pep and
works like a whirlw.nd with Evers
around second.
Nobody wanted this little fellow be-
cause he wasn't big enough for fast
company" George Stallings signed
Maranville and said to him then:
You're just the man I want. My
idea OF a shortstop is a small man.
He a get over the ground faster
than q big man. Don't worry about
your size. Meanwhile. Just cover the
ground and III keep you with this
big show"
And Meanwhile was relieved OF
the worry OF stature and-did he
make good?
Johnny Evers and Stallings claim
that he is the greatest shortstop that
ever played the game! or course.
that's a Boston claim but, truth to
tell. Maranville played the position
In a dazzling way during the Braves
thrilling rush TO the front. All OF
which goes to show that a man who
Ia fast, game, and n hitter can get
along no matter IL he is not higher
than a top hat.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-05-20
Couldn't See Any Face.

An old friend, whose name | won't
mention. told me this one: IL was
born and brought up on a farm, and
had the habit OF going around with my
mouth wide open. especially II there
was anything unusual going on, one
day an uncle whom | had not seen for
years paid US u visit.
"'Hullo, uncle!' said |, looking W
at him with my mouth opened like a
barn door.
He looked at me for n moment
without answering, and then said:
"'Close your mouth. sonny, so !
can see who you are"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-05-20
Rooms for Rent,

Even college professors furnish
some OF the humor OF school life. II
was the registrar OF a large university
VINO, to an inquiry for = suite OF large,
light, airy rooms" answered:
Why, don't just recall any now;
but I've got a lot OF EN- in my head"
And a ilustered professor told a
class Of young ladies', You may have
hfty minutes OF the hour to tell me
what you know on the subject, and |
will take the remaining ten and tell
you what | know"