Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-05-18
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II we must have the iltney why not
a jitney clothing store?
Apparently the recent rains drowned
several promising political booms.
Thre is a Tulsa man so mean that
he makes his son use the castoff safety
razor blCaes.
What has become OF the three-inch
high French heels which tortured mil
lions OF women.
one OF the meanest men we know
says that Kaiser Wilhelm is the Joe
Cannon OF Europe.
Why should a young woman desire
to look old when every old woman
desires to look young.
Every time the corporation commits
sion has a hearing It finds out little
It's members really know.
We are firmly OF the opinion that
the new crop vegetables are trying on
both the purse and the digestion.
Although Oklahoma was a wet
state in practice if not in theory the
recent rains have made 1t wetter.
Somebody ought to fill II. RS
mouth with cup Of mush SO that he
could not be heard in his war rawlings
Say what you will this Indian lease
question Is going to be the old man Of
the sea to the interior department for
many years.
The way Tulsa keeps on building, II
kept up will soon require the annex
alton OF Oklahoma City as the Thir-
teenth ward.
1t is apparent from the destruction
Of the Gulflight and the Lusitania
that Germany was not a whit afraid
of this country
In the meantime as a method of eX-
ercise working the garden is a far
more profitable source Of amusement
than playing golf.
Santa Fe officials are showing a
suspicious activity around Gushing.
Far be from us to intimate that this
intimacy has any thing to do with the
long expected Gushing cutoff.
Jack Love has stirred up a hornets
nest by his assertion that the oil in
dustry Is just where It was In spite
OF all the hearings. But Jack Love
10 n annnUh n takp nf hiT11Qal
The recent rains were of great as
sistance TO the cleanup movement.
Now If the people will only keep the
towns clean we will not want to send
our children and women folks away
for the summer.
Whenever a man comes around and
throws a real big bouquet at the news
paper we are inclined to suspect that
he is likely to have his name on the
ballot at the next primary election or
that he is promoting an oil company.
Governor williams has been to
Tulsa and enjoyed himself. Tulsa
may not have always supported Gov
ernor williams in his campaigns but
it must be admitted by even her bit
terest enemies that when 1t comes to
receiving and entertaining the chief
executive of the state Tulsa does not
take a back seat for anybody.
Spite OF talk about hard times the
oil and gas industry Is going ahead
faster than for some years, market
facilities are being increased and we
shall soon see another advance in
price. Every one of the oil country
towns has felt the impetus given by
the recent increase in runs and the
firm position of the Gushing producers
for a higher price.
In any calculations about the war
It must be taken into consideration
that war Is what has ruined all of
Europe and that the present conflict
Is the last desperate appeal OF mon
archs on tottering thrones TO save their
Jobs through deluding the people into
the belief that the battles being fought
are for the preservation OF national in
tegrity, when every thinking man in
the world knows better than that and
the kings and emperors know better.
At an inauguration In Washington,
d. c., a couple of negro venders were
observed passing through a crowded
street, one about ten feet in advance
of the other. and both endeaVoring to
dispose of their wares to the passers-
by.
The first negro would cry out:
Here's wheah yo' get yo' cigahs and
tobacco, candies fruit and nuts"
Each time he called this out, the ne
gro shuffling along in the rear would
cry: Same heah, same heah, same
heah. Boston Traveller.
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