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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-01

going to nave chicken suppers. That
will be about all"
But" clustered Cousin Smith,
what was it you didn't want to say
but was told to by Myrtle-by your
wife,"
THAT was it, !" replied Uncle Thorn
as. That's all. Naturally, / felt bit
sore at the way you've treated me,
but Mrs.-your aunt, that's to say
wants bygones to be bygones, so you
and Cousin Sadie and Cousin Martha
must learn to forget And now well
bid you farewell, folks, seeing as we
are on our honeymoon, but when
Niece Mile and Cousin Willis-don't
blush like that, Mile = come back
from theirs we're going to form
family of four and hit things up"
Outside the house the gaping
crowd surrounded Mile and her
lover
''WeIl, it's about like this" admit
ted Willis Carter. ut seems that I'm
Gle Thomas was in love with Mrs.
Shaw for years, but she wouldn't
have him because she lost all her
money and had nothing to bring to
him. So he pretended to have lost
his and went to the poorhouse- and
when he'd convinced her he persuad-
ed her to marry him. They went to
the minister last Monday and then
he let out that he had a cool 100000
in hard cash. Yes, it's strange his TAX
ing such liking to Mile and me and
wanting us to live there and be his
heirs. Why, what's the trouble?"
The trouble seemed to be the 81
multaneous fainting of two elderly Ia
dies and Cousin Smiths uncertainty
as to which of them he ought to re-
Vive first
THANKS FOR THE POME!
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-01
THANKS FOR THE PoME!

THANKS FOR THE POME!
BY Tom LeVish.
A warning ominous to flirts
In words of wisdom lies:
The wind that raises fair maids
skirts
Blows dust in bad mems eyes.
Solomon was the first person who
wanted to split ffty-ffty.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-02

Guard, and was a member of the Gov
nirnrs staff from lS7i-97. Tie is now
ON the :talf Of General Honnctt H..
Young. and is a member Of the finance
committee.
MISS iicindl Graduates.
The friends OF Miss Margaret Booth
!Ic!ndl. Of 25O5 Grove Avenue. arc con-
Graduating hcr uDon ne: successful at
t2.nmcnt C.! graduation honura and iii q.
p!cmt in tho vocal department Uc stuart
ilali, stanton, which places hor among:
the young society singers OF ich.rlCnci
families. who Mrs. :laIry Franklin
Morris's remarkable training has de-
vciorc'. among WHOA are Mrs j. :.
Cochran. formerly Miss Mildrcl wood :
Md, and Mrs. Churt.3 Whltlocl,, nee
Miss c.'tc WoOdwird.
Miss 1i.indls pccaoua! charm aud
''mni'e.'r and the iel.;y' and finish :. /
her voice ana vocal method enhanced
the pleasure Of the large audience WHO
enjoyed The following program Of hcr
craduat!n; recital:
90 "Cltimo Rosa" tspier); tb) "Du
Rist VIE Fine B!ume" ,Schun,an(: CcI
bes NiseauN" dire
? 'al go Sleep, Why Dost Thou Leave
Me- GiandeD; 90 Love Has Wings
,hogers); 90 If No one Ever Ararrjos
ne lehman; CD - Spirit Fluwc err.
,tampDel! Tipton), and Chaminadc's
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-02
Aged, Wrinkled Faces
Easily RejuUenated

An aged face IS often only n mask 10 a
comparatively youthful person. Beneath Is
couutcnaucc young and fair TO look upon.
IT'S simple matter to remove the masH.
Ordinary mercollzed wax. 10 bc had at
any drug store. gradually absorbs tho worn
out surface skin; in week or two the user
mas tho lovel!est pinky white complexion
Imaginable. An ounce OF the wax usually
Is sufficient TO complete tho transformation.
It IT, put ~ night like cold cream and
taken OFF in the morning with warm water.
This remarkable treatment Is invariably
effective, no matter how muddy. sallow or
dIscolorcd the complexion. FrcCklcs. moth
patches. liver spots. piinplcs hiaGkheads
vanish with tho discarded skin.
70 remove wrinkles here * recipe that
cannot hc TOO highly recommended; Pow
Gercd saNolitc. o., dissolved in 2-pint
witch hazel Use wash lotion. Il acts
instantaucously and is wonderfully effective.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-02
IN AND OUT OF TOWN

Mr.. Richard Ely. formerly Miss Car
ne Minor, OF Richmond is sntndin..
s :, era, weeks with her mothnr Mrs. p.
e. Minor on East Franklin street
Mr. and Mrs Ecnchan c,u,oro, ,,,
iheir children, Of Raleigh y. g. ara
guests Of Peter II. Mayo on West
MSS NlrEinia Ellington has come
Gown from her summer home near cor
GonSViiIe and is spending a week with
MISS Maria Adkins on Park Avenue.
Major T. =. Harris ana his stan ar
r,Ned Yesterday from Madisonvil!e to
attend the reunion.
AlisSe" Nellie Rennolds, Mary Tomlin
Anderson ana Helen ana Nickc,ti John
'f.Ned Yesterday from Chestnut
HILL Pa, where they have been at
ien"lns school for the past session.
Mrs. John Lottier has been the recent
guest OF her sister, Mrs. Albert Richie,
in Baltimore
Rev /. c. Gordon. D. D., of ST. Louis
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-02

gade OF TIL" Army of Northern Virginia.
is visiting his cousin. Mrs q. T.. Van
dcrs!;cc, At 1928 Hanover Avenue.
I. NJ. Fletcher. Misses Emily w.
Fletcher and Virginia Vaughan. of
Wnrrcnton. are with Mr. and Mrs. q.
S. Latham. at - North Fifth street.
Mrs. William Stewart Polk. of Bal
tmorc. prominent Colonial Dame and
Daughter OF the conicdcracy. is visit
ing her cousin, Mrs. Robert rulliam. on
South Third street.
Mrs. l.. 4. liughcr and her daughter
Broke. are the guests of Mrs. w. \.
McGco. at 1872 Grove Avenue.
+. Tucker Hughes. of Fluvanna. and
son. Or. II. l.. Hughes, of South Caro-
lima, are in the city for the reunion.
Miss Rhoda Halscy Dcitrick. of 3IO5
Grove Avenue. has as her guest Miss
Grace Fitzgerald. Of Chatham.
Misses Alma Robertson. of Norfolk
and ola Chancll. Of Smithheld. are visit
ing Miss Lima Poe Mcticc. OF 1872 Grove
Avenue
Miss Lucy Somcrville. OF Mississippi
Is the guest of her aunt, Mrs. Il. c.
Whcrry. in this city.
Mrs. T. Weinberg, who was operated
on at 81; Luke's Hospital last Tues
lav, is improving.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-02

Is guest of his nephew. Or. William
$ Gordon, At ras, Franklin street
Mrs. Bette Rison Jones. Of Danvilic
and Mrs. John l.. Gilmcr. of Winston
! salem. arc tin" guests OF Mrs. T.. y. Bar
hcr at 30; Monument Avenue. The
Will also he Mrs. BARRIERS guests during
Reunion Week.
Miss Elizabeth Randolph. Of Char
| lottesville, is visiting Miss Opclla
Minor OF lll7 Grove Avenue, for the
reunion.
Robcrt Eden pcyton. of The Plains.
ia the guest Of hi sson. r. Il. Peyton. Jr..
az 1914 Park Avenue. for the Confci-
crate Reunion.
Miss Alice Munson. who has been
student at Comstocks school. Now
York. returned to nor home here yes
tcrday.
Miss Rebccca Wall. OF Raleigh, y. c.
is visiting Miss Jane Strudwick, on
Park Avenue.
Hunter Barksdalo has returned to
johns hopkins University. after a short
! visit TO his mother. Mrs. Dallam Barlis-
| dale. on Monument Avenue.
Mrs Houston Woodward and her
daughter of Frankfort. Ky. arc visit
! ing n" formers sister. Mrs. Lewis. in
Highland Park.
| MIR, and Mrs. J. IIaskins JIobson, of
! Be!ona, viii arrive in Richmond to-
! day TO attend the Confederate Reunion.
| Miss East, of Norfolk. is visiting
| friends at SOC Park Avenue for q short
stay.
Mrs. Harry Coleman, Of Roanoke;
Mrs. Clarence Repass. OF Wythevillc
are visiting Mrs Lewis Wheat, of S22
| West Grace street. for a few days.
| Rev. W. y. II. Goodwin. of Rochester.
| y. Y, has boon IN the city for several
/ Lettic Goodwin, who has been quite
sick at 81 Johns rcctory. Church Hin.
Mrs. William Michaux, of Powhatnn
! and Mrs. Page, Of Charlottesville. are
at Buck Eliil' for the reunion.
Colonel and Mrs. II. c. Jones, Of Bal
! tiTnore, are the guests of Mrs Walter
y. Creath, at $50 West Grace Street.
Mrs e. s. I.athrop and Miss Mary.
Lathrop OF Wilmington. " C, are visit
ing NJ. and Mrs i. y. Fore Of West
Franklin street.
Miss Katie Lee McNinnon of Maxton.
y. c.. is Visiting Miss Blanche Fore
here.
Lieutenant Jcnifcr Garnctt. L. S ".
spent the weekend at his home in Gin
union.
Miss Margaret Temple, of Danvilie.
maid OF honor TO Miss Cooke. is visit
ing Mrs Robert Lee Powers, at 1902
Park Avenue
General William McComb, OF Cor
louisville, one OF the ten surviving gen
erals of the Confederate service. who
was commander OF the Tennessee Rri-
I
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-02
Prominent Guest.

Colonel Paul Sanguinetti. of Mont
Eomcry, Ma. delegate Of Camp i.ouaH
No. i5l, is one Of the prominent voter
ans attending the reunion. For many
years Colonel SanGuinctii las been as
sociated with Tho Alabapa National
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
Oriental Euqs.

The Chinese are great eaters OF
eggs, which they take hard boiled
These are to be had in all the road
side places for refreshment While
the Chinese have an expression, eggs
of a hundred years." It is not to be
understood that their eggs are al
ways a century old, though one may
be able to procure those that are OF
many years standing.
The Chinese evince preference fol
the egg Of the duck or Of the goose
These are placed with aromatic herbs
In slaked lime for a varying period
the minimum being, It is said, five ol
six weeks. Under the influence o.
time the yolk liquefies and takes OF
a dark green color, and the white
coagulates and becomes green.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
POPULAR DAINTIES OF ITALY
Recipes for Potted DeIlcacIes That
Arc Not Well Enough Known
In America.

Housekeepers may be interested In
trying to make these "potted dainties." "
The recipes are fresh from Italy and
all ingredients are procurable here. To
make potted tomatoes, cook peeled
and shredded onion with three fair
sized tomatoes very slowly to a pulp
in half an ounce of butter.
Then pass through a sieve. add a
well whisked egg and stir over the
fire until thick, when, having blended
thoroughly, add two ounces Of grated
cheese, then four ounces of fine white
bread-crumbs. Pour into clean, dry
Jars. Cover with a half.inch layer OF
liquefied butter.
Potted haricot beans are made by
first soaking the beans overnight
Then skin them and cook until tender
In boiling salted water with two
onions. Drain away all water, mash
smooth with drippings or butter, sea
son agreeably with salt, pepper and
nutmeg and finish as above, remem
bering that rigorous exclusion OF all
will insure freshness for at least two
or three weeks. AS a rule, pastes dc
not keep very long.
Imitation anchovy paste may b'
made from the same recipe, adding
two teaspoonfuls Of anchovy essenc'
to impart the desired flavor.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
H-''GINGER ..FLAv0R
MANY APPETIZlNe DESSERTS AT
COMMAND.
condlment Is Also Recommended fo
Its Health-GIvlns Properties
Should Have More Definite
Place In the Larder.

Preserved or canned ginger gives o
most interesting flavor to many des
serts and really deserves a more def
mite place in the larder. For 1t can be
kept always on hand and therein pos
sesses a great advantage over many
other fruit flavors.
Dates freed from their pits and
stuffed with slivers of preserved gin.
ger, then rolled in granulated sugar,
are a delicious sweetmeat.
Ginger Bavarian cream is a dessert
with an almost elusive flavor. To
make it chop half cupful of pre-.
served ginger into small bits and mix
1t with half a cupful of sirup. Then
add half package Of gelatin. which
has been soaked and dissolved in a
cupful of water. Whip pint of cream
stiff and add 1t to the other ingredi.
ents. II necessary add chilli. Serve
with whipped cream, garnished with
bits Of preserved ginger.
Chopped preserved ginger can be
added to rice pudding before it is
baked to give it an unusual flavor.
For baked custard ginger sauce
is delicious. Make 1t by simmering
a cuTful Of sirup to which a quarter
of cupful Of chopped preserved gin
ger has been added Serve hot.
Ginger custard sauce Is made by
simmering the milk from which the
custard is to be made with some
chopped ginger in 1t for Is minutes
Then strain and proceed with the
custard sauce in the usual way.
For ginger water ice boil quart Of
water and a pound and a quarter Of
granulated sugar together for five
minutes with the rind from four lem
ons and one orange. Cool and add the
Juice OF the lemons and orange, strair
and freeze. Pound four ounces Of pre-
served ginger to a paste and cut two
ounces into shreds and add to the ict
when 1t is hard. Pack for a couple o
hours.
Ginger ice cream is made in thii
way: Pound six ounces OF preserved
ginger to a paste and add slowly TIVE
tablespoonfuls of lemon juice. Mix I
pint of cream with half pound o
granulated sugar and add slowly Il
the ginger mixture. Press through
fine wire sieve and freeze.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
MAKES A SPLENDID DESSERT
Housewives SHOULD Learn More About
the Possibilities Of the Hum.
BILE Chestnut.

Few women are aware what deli.
cious deserts may be made with the
humble little chestnuts. French
cooks know the worth of chestnuts
full well, and their recipes are Justly
celebrated.
For chestnut mousse, delicacy fit
for the gods, or luncheon de luxe,
shell and blanch about two cupfuls Of
chestnuts which have been boiled until
tender. Rub the chestnuts through a
sieve, and stir them carefully into a
pint Of whipped cream, to which have
been added half cupful of powdered
sugar and teaspoonful of vanilla ex-
tract. Add two teasponfuls of maras-
chino cordial, turn into mold and
pack away in Ice and salt for five
hours. Serve with whipped cream
dashed with rum
To make marrons glaces, delicacy
that is rather costly when bought at
confectioner's, yet which Is of great
value to the housekeeper who loves
tasteful garnishing, select large, per.
feet chestnuts. Shell and simmer a
pint Of the nuts in boiling water until
tender. Drain and toss into cold water
to make them firm. Let the chestnuts
drain a moment, then turn them out
on a towel and see that each one is
thoroughly dry. A sirup must now be
made by boiling cup of sugar in a
pint Of water, and in this simmer the
chestnuts for an hour. Drain off the
sirup and to 1t add a few drops oi
vanilla extract. Then cook it until II
becomes brittle when dropped in cold
water-as one tries candy. Set the pan
of sirup in larger pan of hot water
to keep the hot sirup from cooling and
candying, and dip in the chestnuts one
by one. removing them and placing or
oiled paper
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
A Muffler for Machinery.

New York.-A monster silencer
made somewhat on the same principle
as the silencer for guns, has been de.
signed by Harvard professors for the
noisy machinery OF New York pow.
er plant, in order to meet the protests
OF people living in the neighborhood,
and its success will give an opportu.
nifty for doing away with many OF
the noise nuisances OF industry
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
hldlna Holes In Wall Paner,

Not long ago woman, who wished
to hide an unsightly nail hole In heI
white striped wall paper, found that
the hole would Just accommodate a
short stick OF white chalk which, when
put in. seemed to do very well fol
filler.
Vinegar will moisten plaster Of paris
better than water in using II to stoI
up a hole or crack. 1t is easier to
manipulate, as the vinegar makes Il
more like putty. 1t does not dry out at
soon as water. The mixture will no
harden until you are through han
ding II.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
To Make Pot PIE.

This can be made with veal alone,
chicken or any nice meat. 1t can also
be made similar to the Irish stew
with leftover meat and adding lit
tie fresh meat. Meat can be used
alone or with fiavoring Of vegeta
bles. Cut up small and simmer, as
the Irish stew is made, then put in q
deep baking dish and cover with O
biscuit crust or a mashed potato
crust rolled out with -four. Bake @
rich brown in moderate oven. Serve
In the baking dish. Veal stew. which
ia made by cutting a pound or two
Of veal into six pieces, makes good
pie.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
How to Clean White Feathers.

White feathers Of any description
can be cleaned at home to look like
new at a small cost Take gasoline
and plaster OF paris and mix the two
together to the consistency Of whipped
cream. Dip the feathers in this mix.
ture, squeezing and pressing them;
then hang in the open air to dry thor
oughly, and until the gasoline evapo-
rates. Be careful not to handle until
thoroughly dry; then shake well, and
the result will be a beautifully clean
and fluffy feather. White wings may
also be successfully treated in this
manner. The gasoline must never be
used in room where there is light
or fire.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19

owanka, s. D.-Pickled pigs feet
will no longer be a luxury under any
high cost OF living regime IL Mike Ban.
peel, stock raiser near here. 10 able
to continue raising hogs with eight
feet, like one he recently marketed ai
the local yards. The animal had an
extra foot attached to each ankle and
all were well developed and OF ordi
nary size.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
Here's puek.Lcqaed Chick.

Eaton. o.-George White has pro-
duced by selectlve breeding the short.
est legged chicken in existence after
ten years OF effort. during whloh he
crossed and recrossed breeds. The
result Ia a big white fowl that contin.
ually seems to be sitting. the impres.
sion being due solely to the shortness
OF its legs. When II walks II waddles
like q duck.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
stewed Tomatoes With Onions.

A really delicious dish is prepared
from about six good.sized tomatoes
one onion and half cupful of bread
crumbs. Chop the onion ana mix II
with the tomatoes, which have been
peeled and cut into pieces, add little
salt, little pepper and an even table
spoonful Of sugar, stew gently fol
about twenty minutes, add the bread
crumbs, re.heat and serve.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
Baby Floats Throuah Pipe.

Riverside, Cal.-Mary Sobde, two
years old, dropped her rag doll into
an irrigation standpipe. She reached
for II. lost her baalnce, fell In and
foated along in an lS.inch main. Ef.
forts TO fish her out at two standpipes
further down failed, but at the third
an eighth Of mile away. James King.
rancher. caught her. She was unin.
jured.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
GRAPES In Jelly.

To one quart of hot grape juice add
two tablespoonfuls Of dissolved gela
tine. Place layer at the bottom Of
mold; chill, then add row OF grapes
cut in half and seeded; then more
liquid and again chill until set. Re-
peat until the mold is full. When jel.
lied. unmold and garnish with whipped
cream.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
Enns a La Shelburne.

Cut slices from the top Of six to-
matoes Of uniform size and take out
enough pulp to allow a raw egg to be
broken inside. Cover with bits Of but.
ter, and with a toothpick fasten rash.
or OF bacon over the top Of each toma.
%. Cook in very hot oven until the
Eggs are set (about eight minutes).
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
Brush Hint,

When washing or scrubbng hair
brushes, II they are put to dry with
the bristles downward they will last
twice as long. II turned the other
way the water soaks into the wood
and rots the bristles.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
When Maklno pillows,

In making new pillows have the
feathers first inclosed in a bag OF
cheesecloth or thin muslin. Then at
any time the ticking may be removed
for washing. and even the feathers
may be washed in the inner bag with.
out flying all over the house.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
Csullflower In Cases.

Wash. separate the flowerets and
boil in salted water. When done, drain
and put in a cream sauce. Scoop out
the inside OF some breakfast rolls,
toast them to nice brown and fill
with the creamed caulifiower.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19

Instead OF using a mixing bowl or
pan for your batter cakes, use pitch.
er with lip and pour your batter
out. It saves time and trouble and
your cakes will be more uniform in
size than when you spoon your batter
NIT
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19
Laundry Wrinkle.

Place a slice OF lemon with the rlnd
removed In your boiler Of clothes.
The result will be clothes beautifully
clean and white. without in any way
lnjuring them.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19

Mineral Products Of Arizona.
The value OF the mineral products
4 Arizona. according to the United
Itates geological survey, increased
rom sG7.I97.s3S In 1912 to 37l.i2s.7O5
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-02-19

One OF the powerful searchlights
sed by the French army TO enable its
ambulance division to remove the
rounded from the battlefield at night.
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-02-11

Calomel makes you sick; you lose a
days work Calomel is quicksilver
and it salivates; calomel Injuries your
liver
If you are bilious, feel lazy, sluggish
and all knocked out, If your bowels
are constipated and your head aches
or stomach is sour, just take a spoon
full Of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone
instead OF using sickening, salivating
calomel Dodson's Liver Tone is real
liver medicine You'll know it next
morning because you will wake up
feeling fine. your liver will be work.
ing your headache and dizziness gone.
your stomach will be sweet and your
bowels regular You will feel like
working You'll be cheerful; full of
vigor and ambition.
Your druggist or dealer sells You a
5o-cent bottle Of Dodson's Liver Tone
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-02-11
STOMACH MISERY
GAS, INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin' fixes SICK
sour, gasSy stomaChS in
five minutes.

Time It, In five minutes all stomach
distress will go. No Indigestion. heart
burn. sourness or belching OF gas, acid.
or quotations OF undigested food, no
dizziness. boating. or foul breath.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in regulating upset stomachs.
1t is the surest quickest and most GER
tain indigestion remedy in the whole
world, and hes idcs IT IS harmless
Please for your sake, get a large
ffty-cent case OF Pape's Diapepsin
from any store and put Your stomach
right. Don't keep on being miserable
life is too short-you ara not here
long. SO make your stay agreeable.
Eat what you like and digest II; en-.
Joy 1t without dread OF rebellion in
the stomach.
Papes Diapepsin belongs in your
home anyway. Should one OF the fam
lily eat something which don't agree
with them or in case of an attack OF
Indigestion, dyspepsia. gastritis or
stomach arrangement at daytime or
during the night, IL is handy 10 give
the quickest relief known. Adv.
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-02-11
HIS PRESENTS ALL PAID FOR
But Mr. Jones Was Not Quite the
Model Citizen the Statement
Seemed 10 Make Out.

Referring to the promptuess OF some
people in settling their accounts, Seua-
tor William Alden Smith OF Michigan
recalled little incident about ii party
named Jones
A few days before Christmas Mr.
Jones was talking with his neighbor
Brown. when the subject Of inter
changing presents entered into the
conversation.
DO you mean to say declared
Brown in response to a statement
made by Jones. that all Of your
Christmas presents are paid for?
Why. yes" was the easy rejoinder
of Jones. I settled for the last Of
them yesterday.
You are nothing short OF won
der enviously returned Brown. /
haven't even begun to buy mine yet
Neither have l. answered Jones.
with a look of enlightenment I vas
referring to last Christmas. PITTS
burgh ChronicleTelegraph.