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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
AND HE WASN'T HER HUBBY
irate Father, In Quest of Son, Dragged
Into Neighbours Home by Angry
Woman Late at Night.

A local business man who believes
his son always should be in bed by
nine o'clock returned home the other
night after eleven and learned that
the boy was still out at play. lrate,
the father stalked across the street to
the home OF his sons chum. The
house was dark, but the father rang
the bell.
Suddenly the door was opened and
the woman of the household, In gown
and nightcap, reached a strong arm
through the opening and pulled the
man within. saying angrily. Drunk
again. suppose. Come in here be-
fore the neighbors see you"
The father, GREATNESS from this re-
ception, recovered sufficiently to un
derstand that the strong, night-capped
woman thought she had captured her
alcoholic spouse. The father started
to explain:
But, madam. you've made mis-
take, I'm"
Mistake. nothing" holly retorted
the strong woman. you come up
stairs and get into bed. The idea OF
coming home"
The unwilling guest managed to
strike a match and the strong woman
saw a face that was not her hus-
bands. The overzealous hostess fed
up the stairs in a futter of night
gown.-Boston Globe.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
Had a Good Position.

There IS Nften fun at the baseball
grounds outside of the game. espe-
cially among the boys who try to see
the game without being admitted
One youngster who was fortunate
enough to find knothole in the fence
was heard to shout to another who
was munching away on juicy APP
Pile:
Say. I'll quit this hole if you'll 81
me couple o. them"
Go on!" was the reply. Yer can't
see through the ginks on t'other side
o. the fence"
"Orl right. sonny" was the rejoin.
der, keep 'em. But that's where you
missed it, for there's sawed off guy
in front of this hole, and there amt
nobody in front of him, see?"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
'CASCARETS' FOR
LIVER, BOWELS
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and 81
constipation.
Get a 1o-cent box now.

No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation, indiges-
ton. biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with Cascarets. y
Don't let your stomach, liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight; put an end to the
headache, biliousness, dizziness, nerv-
BUSINESS. sick, sour. gassy stomach,
backache and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs of all the
bile. gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 10-cent box means health, happi-
ness and clear head for months.
No more days of gloom and distress
II you will take Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little in,
sides need cleansing. too. Adv.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
ANYHOW. He Tried.

The dinner was given by colored
man named Ebenezer White. and the
guest of the evening was George
Washington Green, chief deacon of
the little church that White occasion
ally attended.
Grace, of course, was eloquently
said. and at its conclusion Mr.. White
began to carve the chicken. Then
Deacon Green became facetious.
"Brudder White" he smilingly re-
marked, do dat nex'do' neighbor OBJ
you'n keep chickens?"
mo. sah," came the prompt re-
Spouse of Mr. White, as he deftly
pried loose well-roasted wing; but
he try hard nun to keep 'em!"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
KNOW NOW
And VIII Never Forget the Experience.

The coffee drinker who has suffered
and then been completely relieved by
changing from coffee to Postum knows
something valuable. There's no doubt
about 1t.
II Il learned the truth about coffee in q
peculiar way" says O California wom-
an. MY husband who has. for years,
been Of bilious temperament decided
to leave on coffee and give Postum q
trial. and as did not. want the trouble
OF making two beverages for meals !
concluded to try Postum, too. The re-
suits have been that while my husband
has been greatly benefited. have my
self received even greater benefit.
when began to drink Postum l
was thin In flesh and very nervous.
Now actually weigh 16 pounds more
than did at that time and / am
stronger physically and in my nerves.
while husband Is free from all his ails.
1--WE have learned our little lesson
about coffee and we know something
about Postum, too. for we have used
Postum now steadily for the last three
years and we shall continue to do so.
I'VE have no more use for coffee
the drug drink. We prefer Postum and
health"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek. Mich. Read "The Road to Well
ville," In pkgs.
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum--must be well boiled.
15c and Csc packages.
Instant ?ostum--is soluble powder.
A teaspoonful dissolves quickly In a
cup Of hot water and, with cream and
sugar. makes a delicious beverage In
stantly. soc and SOC tins.
The cost per cup of both kinds Is
about the same.
There's Q Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocers
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR
DARKEMS YOUR GRAY HAIR
Look Years Younaerl Try Grandma's
Recipe Of Sage and Sulphur and
Nobody VIII Know.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruff, itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the July way to get this mixture
was to make 1t at home, which is
mussy and troublesome.
Nowadays We simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sui
phur Hair Remedy" You will get a
large bottle for about SO cents. Every.
body uses this old, famous recipe. be-
cause no one can possibly tell that
you darkened your hair. as 1t does 1t
SO naturally and evenly. You dampen
a, sponge or soft brush with 1t and
dra,, this through your hair. taking
ono small strand at time; by morn
ing the gray hair disappears. and
after another application or two. your
hair becomes beautifully dark. thick
and glossy and you look years younger.
Adv.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
Human Nature.

my landlady has the right idea
about running boarding house"
'Yes?" esAss
you never hear anybody complain
ing of the service at her house"
"Indeed?"
That's the truth. Instead OF Civ.
Ing her boarders chance to com
plain. she makes them think she's
doing them favor to let them stay
there and the result is that they
would put up with almost any incon.
venience rather than leave"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
Relief for SUFFERING children.

The mother heart Of the members
of the National Congress Of Mothers
was touched by the pathetic reports
of mothers and children suffering in
the war zone, and at the executive
board meeting in Atlantic City, N. j.,
it was unanimously voted to send $500
to buy pure milk for the children of
noncombatants who are starving
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18

dragging sensation across my loins,
difficulty in collecting my thoughts
and was troubled with short
ness of breath. Dodds Kidney Pills
have cured me of these complaints
Dodds Kidney Pills have done their
work and done it well. You are at
liberty to publish this letter for the
benefit of any sufferer who doubts the
merit of Dodds Kidney Pills."
Dodds Kidney Pills, SOC. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, Dainty Recipes; also music Of
National Anthem. All 3 sent free.
Adv.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
is EPILEPSY coNoUEREp2
New Jersey Physician Said to Have
Many Cures to His Credit.

Red Bank. N. J. Especially .--Advices
from every direction fully confirm pre-
vious reports that the remarkable
treatment for epilepsy being admins
tered by the consulting physician Of
the Kline Laboratories, of this city, is
achieving wonderful results. Old and
stubborn cases have been greatly bene-
flied and many patients claim to have
been entirely cured.
Persons suffering from epilepsy
should write at once to Kline Labora-
tories, Branch As. Red Bank, N. j., for
a supply of the remedy, which is be-
ing distributed gratuitously.-Adv.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
Literature and Lauohter.

When a friend of Campbell, tho
poet, fell down long flight of stairs
the members of the household came
running with the poet at the head Of
them TO inquire the cause of the dis
turbance.
IT'S !, sir. rolling rapidly" callef
Campbell's friend
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
Views Of Little Folks.

In the spelling class Mona was asked
to define animals"
Anything that has fur or hair, or
walks on four legs" she said
"Not necessarily" corrected the
teacher. There are two-legged ami.
mails. which have feathers or smooth
skins. Birds are animals. and so are
people; you are an animal"
WELL" remarked Mona. Il always
knew that boys were animals. but
didn't think girls were. too"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
Free 10 our Render.

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co Chicago, fol-
4s-page illustrated Eye Book Free. Write al
about your Eye Trouble and they will advise
as to the Proper Application of the Murin,
Eye Remedies in Your special Case. You
Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves
Sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn'
Smart, Soothes Eye Pain, and sells for Soc
Try 1t in Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes fo
Sca-y Eyelids and Granulation. Adv.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
National Congress Of Mothers.

The National Congress of Mothers
and Parent-Teachers associations at
their recent executive board meeting
in Atlantic City. N. j., started Ma
tional Congress Of Mothers endow-
ment fund. $4,000 having been sub.
scribed for that purpose.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
Why Not, ~ This Happe ned,

A Yale professor who died the 9th
er day left an estate valued at $685.
900. The first thing we know news
paper reporter Is going to die and
leave his widow 100000 in gilt.edge
securities and not less than 100000
life insurance.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
Deceived.

80 you spent the weekend with
the wealthy Mrs. Scadson?"
"Yes," answered the parvenue. "She
told me | was occupying her Louis Nv
room, but don't see why she wanted
to tell me that for. for l afterwards
learned that it's the room occupied
by young Mr.. Scadson when he's at
home"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18

refreshing. l felt
heavy and sleepy
after meals, was
always nervous
and tired, had a
bitter taste in my
mouth. was dizzy,
b a d Fl a t n g
specks before my
eyes, was alway s
- -
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
Qualified to Speak.

II have been talking to natural
list about life in the trenches"
What does a naturalist know
about life in the trenches?"
This one knows a great deal. He's
thoroughly familiar with the habits
of moles, field mice and other burrow-
ing animals"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
Had Their Plans Made.

when We were married. Henry. you
said nothing would ever rufIle the Sc
realty of our lives."
That's what thought at the time.
but your relatives knew better"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
Care Free.

You seem to be much more cheer
full than you were the last time met
you"
YES A great weight has been
taken off my mind"
How so?"
Il have broken my last New Year
resolution and now have nothing
whatever to worry about"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
A GRATEFUL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT,

Mr.. F. c. Case of Welcome Lake,
Pa, writes: Il suffered with Back
ache and Kidney Trouble. My head
ached. my sleep was broken and un-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
SCANDINAVIAN NEWS
SUMMARY OF IMPORTANT HAP.
PENINGs IN FAR OFF
NORTHWEST.
ITEMS FROM THE OLD HOME
Resume Of the Most Important Events
In Sweden, Norway and Denmark
OF Interest to the scandlnavIans
In America. ~!
DENMARK.

After lengthy negotiations the cabi'
net and the farmers have at last ar
rived at an agreement with regard to
the Polish laborers who spent the
summer season in Denmark and found
1t practically impossible to return to
Poland on account of the war The
plan is to let them stay in Denmark
Special winter quarters have been pro-
vided for them on the farms, and they
get potatoes and milk free OF charge.
II any help is needed on the farms
where they stay during winter they
shall have the first chance to work
The farmers are well pleased with
this arrangement As soon as they
start their spring work they have help
on hand. SO that they will not need to
advertise for help far from home. On
the other hand the Polanders make
no complaints.
The Danish government is making
representations to the British govern.
ment in the matter of delays in cable
communication between Denmark and
the United States. These delays,
which are believed to constitute a
detriment to Danish commerce. are
supposed to be due to the British cen
sorship.
Travel across the boundary line be-
tween Denmark and Germany is get
ting more and more difficult At Hokei-
berg, Sommersted and Hvidding police
women have recently been added to
the force for the purpose of relieving
the men of the delicate task of making
thorough personal search Of women
who wish to pass the dangerous line.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18

Many man is such an enthusiast
that you can't even dampen his ardor
with drink.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
Had a drudge Against Both.

Blox-What is your private opinion
Of old Groucherly?
Knox-Well. he's just the man I'd
Ike to see my mother-in-law marry.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18
SWEDEN.

Far back in the woods near the
boundary Of Finnish Lapmark were
recently found two human skeletons
tied to trees. Close by were remains
of reindeer skeletons. Everything
pointed to a fierce struggle. The
skeletons are supposed to have be-
longed to so-called "Koltta Laps"
who had been caught stealing deer.
and the nomad Firms who owned the
deer had tied the thieves to the trees
and left them TO starve or freeze to
death The "Koltta Laps" are said
to be very apt to steal deer. and the
nomads hate them as class.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18

Cartagena. Spain, last year i'm
ported from the United States goods
valued a. $2,45S.S33.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18

pOihtCu W q hCiNC iu66lC. Nv
skeletons are supposed to have be-
longed to so-called "Koltta Laps"
who had been caught stealing deer.
and the nomad Firms who owned the
deer had tied the thieves to the trees
and left them TO starve or freeze to
death. The "Koltta Lapps" are said
to be very apt to steal deer. and the
nomads hate them as class.
|. According to the reports Of the labor
unions there we're 233 contracts be-
tween employers and employees which
expired at the end of the old year.
These contracts affected the position
of 1,24l nonunion and 1919 union
men. No serious troubles were ex-
pected at the expiration Of the con-
tracts, the situation produced by the
war putting a damper on the minds OF
those who might be inclined to make a
stir.
The government food commission
has requested the cabinet to make
practical suggestions with regard to
the use Of potatoes in making bread.
The government bakeries have been
making experiments for the purpose
of finding out what proportion Of pota
toes the soldiers can stand without
detriment to their physical we'll.
being. The Swedes seem to move
very carefully in this matter
The WennerBerg Memorial associa-
ton of Minneapolis ordered statue
of Gunnar Wennerberg. the famous
Swedish composer. to be erected in
Minnehaha park. A model of the
statue itself will soon be cast in
bronze. Our authority says: The ex-
ceedingly beautiful. artistically in
spired statue may be raised in Mime.
haha park early next spring"
A. J. Bystedt Of Tveta served as
chairman of the board of commune
supervisors for So years, But now he
has resigned. AT the close of his serv-
ice his neighbcrs called on him in a
bunch to show him that his work had
been appreciated.
The snow was foot deep in north
ern Ostergotland in December. But
the water courses were fast drying up.
and the people were wishing that this
snow would melt into water and pre-
vent water famine.
The returns from the Swedish fish,
cries at Skagen during the year 1e14
were about $4,000.
The Swedish Lumber Export union
has made arrangements for exporting
lumber at reduced rates on the Nor
wegian railways to the West coast of
Norway. A special Office has been es-
tablished at Ostersund for taking care
of this traffic. II is estimated that the
export for the year will be about TO-
900 standards.
Secretary Bryan and Minister Ech-
engren OF Sweden have exchanged final
ratifications of the peace commission
treaty between the United States and
Sweden.
Mrs. Gaberilla Wahlberg. nee Luke
man. died at Karlskrona. Her death
marks the extinction Of number POPS
of the noble families Of Sweden. The
family was elevated to the rank of
nobility in 1878.
The Swedish Teachers Temperance
union has taken steps to establish a
"children's day" in the interest Of tenn
perance.
Only 40 civil marriages were regis
tered in Malmo in 1914. as against u
in 1918.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18

Only 40 civil marriages were regis
tered in Malmo in 1914. as against u
In 1918.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18

The snow was foot deep in north
ern Ostergotland in December. But
the water courses were fast drying up,
and the people were wishing that this
snow would melt into water and pre-
vent water famine.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18

The annual convention Of the TEN.
perance forces Of Norway requested
the storthing to prohibit the liquor traf-
fic as was done shortly after the break
ing out of the war. But such prohibit
ton must be backed up by an embargo
on foreign liquors in order to be eff
fective.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18

The snowfall in Norway this year is
the heaviest In Is years, and has
caused damage in breaking down trees
and wires. The temperature has been
only few degrees below freezing. and
the snow has afforded fine sport. The
king, queen and crown prince have
gone to their cottage in the hills near
Christiania to enjoy skiing. Many Eng
lish officers are in the health resorts
in the mountains, recuperating from
wounds.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18

A. j. Bystedt of Tveta served as
chairman of the board of commune
supervisors for So years But now he
has resigned. AT the close Of his serv-
ice his neighbors called on him in a
bunch to show him that his work had
been appreciated.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18

The fishermen around Kristianssund
have been doing well for the last few
weeks. Several steamers struck such
heavy shoals of herring that their
nets were broken. In some cases
whole nets were carried away and
lost
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18

Secretary Bryan and Minister Ech-
engren OF Sweden have exchanged final
notifications of the peace commission
treaty between the United States and
Sweden.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1915-02-18

Dispatches from stornoway. Scot
land. state that the Norwegian steam.
or Horda has been LOST with crew
Of ten men, of Lewis isl I'd.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-06-15
Supreme Court
Refuses to Review
the Caminetti Case

WASHINGTON. June 1.-THE supreme
court today declined 10 review the convic-
tion OF r. Drew CamInetti Of Sacramento.
Cal, on charges OF violating the white
slave law.
The courts refusal to review Can't
netti's conviction would seem TO Indicate
a similar disposition to the case Of Maury
F. Dlggs, who was convicted with him
after a sensational trial which attracted
national attention because OF the prom
inence of caminettis father. the COM
missioner general of immigration: the
resignation of the United States attor-
ney. McNab OF San Francisco under
whose jurisdiction the prosecution came.
and controversy with Attorney General
McReynolds and Secretary Wilson OF the
Department OF Labor. when President
Wilson took a hand and appointed a spe-
cial prosecutor.
Apparently no further legal remedies
lie between Caminetu and a jail sem
tence.
Caminetti was convicted after a sensa-
tionel trial which attracted national at
tention because of the prominence Of
caminettrs father. the commissioner gem
eral of immigration, the resignation Of the
United States attorney. McNab at San
Francisco under whose jurisasetlon the
prosecution came and a controversy with
Attorney General MoRsynolds and Sec
retnry Wilson OF the Department of
Labor, when President Wilson took a
hand and appointed a special prosecutor
Apparently no further legal remedies lie
between Saminetti and jail sentence
Later former Senator Bailey as counsei
applied for a royiew Of the conviction OF
huary ]. Digs. The court tooh the ap-
plicaton under confederation. At the
same time attorneys obtained leave 20
file this week an application for a re-
consideration Of the refusal Of the court
to review the Caminetti case.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-06-15
Greek War Party
Wins at Election
of Parliament

PARIS, June M-A dispatch from Ath-
ems to the Havas News Agency says that
the candidates OF the party of NJ. Ven
izelos. the former premier. who gave up
office on account Of his policy in favor
Of war on the side OF the allies, were
elected in Athens and that elsewhere
throughout the kingdom his partisans
were successful.
King Constantine has not yet been told
of the result Of the election. as his ply
steal condition still causes anxiety.
A change Of ministry VIII be impossible
until Parliament meets and the session
may be postponed by the government
for forty days. The present cabinet con
sequently may remain In power until
the end OF August
The party Of NJ. Venzelos is assured
of majority In Parliament, says Paris
dispatch to the Exchange Telegraph
company. Partial returns show that this
party has secured more than 900 seats
in the chamber.