Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1915-03-19


I'm right here to marry you.
Have you got ring"
Young Kangaroo switched his tail
AS quick as any cat,
mo, no, Parson. hadn't thought of that.
But I'm willing" said Kangaroo,
"And I'll always be good and true"
And so am |, :" said Miss Crocodile.
"For always did love you"
Then she gave him one sweet smile
And everything was through.
Now. Mister and Mrs. Kangaroo
Had many friend, indeed
They wanted to 90 to the seaside
And all their friends agreed.
Among their friends were Mrs. Bear
And Doctor Elephant,
And tall Giraffe, do declare
Was very long and gaunt.
Mrs. Seal was chaperon,
She said they must not 90 alone.
And HippOpOtamus he went, too.
To see that all the rest got through
When at the seaside they did land
They put up at the Hotel Strand.
Mrs. Kangaroo, who footed the bill,
Slept upon the window sill.
Next morning some took bath in sea
And some were as happy as they could be.
Now. HippopOtamus was Mrs. Kangaroo's
old friend.
THE water is fine" he said, come in"
She said, Excuse me, Mister Kangaroo,
Now remember I'll be good and true"
In the water with a when
With Hippopotamus she took a swim.
Come, let's 60 in, Mister Kangaroo" said
Doctor Elephant.
mo, no, thank you, to swim simply cant,
But tell you what I'm going to do
just as sure as I'm Kangaroo.
I'm going to get Hippopotamus.
never did like that old cuss.
Oh what am going to do
He has run off with Mrs. Kangaroo"
Out of the water they all came,
The HippOpotamus was walking lame
"Never you mind" said Kangaroo,
you just wait till get through.
You'll be lmping worse than that,
I'll relieve you of some Of your fat"
Said Hippopotamus to Kangaroo.
Why, your wife is good and true.
| only took her out for fun
And that's the way you've begun"
When they got home Kane told his wife
That she had broken up his life
Mrs. Kangaroo, you're very coarse.
I'm going to sue you for divorce"
Once more young Kangaroo was free
And he was as gay as gay could be.
Now. Mrs. Walrus gave dance.
Kangaroo was invited.
To meet Miss Elk he had chance
And he was most delighted.
81 like your costume" said Kangaroo.
Thanks. said Miss Elk, I'm glad you do
was invited to the ball. you know,
And Miss Ida Duck made my trousseau."
Right on the job was Mrs. Moose,
And she's bird when she let's loose.
And among their guests was Miss Gorilla,
She took the part of modern Priscilla.
There must have been hundred in all,
Some were short and some were tall.
The Chimpanzees blazed the band,
And they said, THE music's grand"
They did all the latest dances.
But they were nothing more than Frances.
May have this dance, Miss Elephant"
Said Mister Camel, like goose.
mo, thanks. I'm sorry can't;
| promised Mister Moose"
First they did the Fish Walk,
Mrs. Walrus led the dance;
The rest began to talk.
Let's give Mrs. Fox a chance"
Mrs. Fox, first on the floor,
Come on. girls. you all know"
Said Mrs. Walrus, II simply cannot,
! never could do that old Fox TrOt;
In swimming is where shine
And III take the Fish Walk for mine.
But as you and are no relation,
| will try the Hesitation"
Miss Lion and Mr.. Tiger, you know,
We're very graceful on the floor;
They were professionals and So
All they did was Tango.
Such lunch, Mrs. Walrus set,
Some Of them will never forget
She had food to please their taste
And none Of it went to waste.
Miss Elk, may see you home tonight"
Said widower Kangaroo.
why sure, you're bright.
| don't care If you do"
Home through the woods they did walk
And Of his past life Kane did talk.
Il love you. Miss Elk, he said,
And you know my wife is dead
Come on, now, and be my bride"
Bowling politely, Miss Elk replied:
mo. thanks you say your wife is dead,
But my husbands home in bed"
Ice-Cream for Easterat ReIsinger's.
As an introduction to the quality Of ice
cream we are going to serve you with this
summer at the popular price of 81 per
gallon and soc half gallon, we want you
to try the vanilla and strawberry ice-cream