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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

on account OF i'll health. offer for
sale my entire stock of General Mer-
chaldise. also an excellent Tea and
Coffee Route. Must be sold quick
Special bargain for quick buyer. Call,
or address. Lock Box 13. Swatara Sta
ton. PA.
GROCERY STORE FOR SALE; stock
al inventory and fixtures at reduced
price. Corner property, good location.
not previously offered. Get particulars
at once. Bell Realty Co. Bergner
building.
BARBER BUSINESS FOR SALE; -
Six-chair shop and equipment there
with: this shop is centrally located on
a prominent street in Harrisburg All
details at Bell Realty Co, Bergner
Building.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08

FOR SALE 40 Hamilton ST. =
corner property S-story frame - :
rooms and bath - good condition.
Price, S2.200.00 Brinton-Packer Co.,
Second and Walnut streets.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08

BECOME Railway Mail Clerks: Har-
rfshure Mall Carriers. $1,000 to $4,000
month Pull unnecessary. Schedule ot
Winter and Spring examinations-free
franklin Institute. Dept. 36l-B, Roches-
ter y. Y.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08

| FOR SALE An uptown brick
holse - rooms - bath gas - fur
J mace porch - drive alley ON rear -
/ will be sold at sacrifice. owner has
! gone TO Florida. Bell Realty Co., Berg
ner building.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08

ARMY OF UNITED STATES. MEN
WANTED AbIebodied. unmarried men
between ages OF is anG 55: citizens OF
limited States. of good character and
femDerate habits, who can speak, read
and write the English language. For
Information apply to Recruiting Officer,
Bergner Building, Sd & MAI ket sts-
IarTisburg; IS y. Queen St, Lancaster;
s53 Pine ST. Williamsport; 81 ". Mar
ket St. York, or 1I3 Independence ST.,
|Shamokin. Pa
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08

WANTED - Four hustling solicitors.
,,-ho nossess honesty and energy, to
work. salary or commission basis. Ap-
,,iV at S16 South Twenty-ninth
Street. Penbrook. Pa. after o'clock
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08
STORAGE

STORAGE
IN 3-stOry brick building, rear 4OS
Market street.
Household goods in clean, private
rooms. Reasonable rates. ADnIy 10
p. &. Diener, Jcweler. 40S Market St
STORAGE - 40 Broad street. for
household goods and merchandise. Pri-
vate rooms, 81 to SO. Wagons, az cents
per month. Apply d. Cooper & Co., All
Broad street. Both phones.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08
WANTED

WANTED = A secondhand cash
register. Must be in frst-class condi-
tton. Box ID. Herhey, Pa.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08
LOST

LOST - $500 reward for return OF
rown and white long-haired dog. lost
h Steelton. Check No. 3l02 on collar.
lame Bundas. Joseph Kuril, 22l Main
|tTeet, Steelton. Pa.
LOST - $500 bill and two Sl.0O bills
In * Cent store. SATURDAY. Two women
re known who picked il up, and II not
|cturned 10 this ofhce they VIII be dealt
-ith according TO law.
LOST - on Thursday afternoon, a
nall, gray, lady's purse, containing a
m OF money. PROBABLY on Third street
ar the Post Office. Finder Will be
ewarded by returning the same to 226
hate street. Harrisburg.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08

,bauffeurs and mechanics. AS oppoTtu-
rIfv AFFORDS student will be given
rrznce while learning to. earn SOC an
bomr on overhsuling work Make ap-
- 1lon at once. Special course for
Nf4Ies Day and night schools. Auto
T-rsnsportation school and Machine
shop 81 North Cameron street
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08

FOR falling hair try Gross Ouinine
Hair Tonic, prepared by Gross. the
Druggist and Apothecary. 119 Market
street. Harrisburg, Pa. Telephone
orders given prompt attention. Bell
1860.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08

AN uptown brick house. rooms,
bath. gas. furnace, porch: drive alley
has gone to Florida. Bell Realty Co,
RerGner Building.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08
DIED

RETZ - Mrs. Mary Bretz. on Satur--
I7Q years, > months and days.
Funeral on Tuesday afternoon. at
cibck p NJ. from her late residence,
fSt Wallace street. Relatives and
lends are invited to attend without
irther notice.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08
BUSINESS PERONALS

OLD GOLD AND SILVER, Watches
Diamonds and Jewelry bought for
highest cash prices. JOS ID. Rrenner
Jeweler. No. North Third street. Beii
phone 12I4LA
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08

POSITION WANTED = BY a colored
woman cari~- for children by the hour
OF day. days work or cooking. Address
1896, care OF Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08
ROOMS FOR RENT

FOR RENT = Two nicely furnished
rooms, second floor. with use of bath
tine location. 2O3 <elker street Phone
No. 1t6SW.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08

OPPORTUNITY TO QUICK BUYER
Can offer cheap, exceeding fine lot
containing about three acres land, suit
abls for chicken farm. Near fine resi-
Dental section. Jonestown Road, trolley
and city market. Will sacrifice to quick
buyer. Address Opportunity" care of
Telegraph Office.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08
FOUND
HELP wANTED-SIaIe

WANTED - Experienced Black
|smith. and all-around man, to do horse
|shoeing and wagon repairing. Address
|Eox 1910, care OF Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08
BUSINESS PERSONALS

PIANO MOVING by experts. Winter
Piano Co.. 2S North Fourth street. Call
l46, Bell phone.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE

FOR SALE - Small fruit and chicken
farm, 3 acres, 2l2-story . frame house
hog sty, smokehouse, chickenhouse ASK
16, all in 4 No. l condition. also So
fruit trees and all kinds of berries, two
wells, s950.00. Inquire Amos Peters,
3240 Main. Progress, Pa.
FOR SALE - Apartment house, 4O4
North Second street; five apartments
and store; steam heat and all modern
improvements. Apply, or address, NJ
Mall 266 Herr street
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08
ROOMS AND BOARD

WANTED - Two men boarders. ;yftb
room: all conveniences, includins, nSa
of Bell phone. Apply 1860 State Street
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08
CHICAGO ROARD OF TRApE


Wheat-May. 1.631s; July, 1851.
oats-May, 6Oif: July, 5714.
Pork-May. 1915: July. 1852.
Lard-May, 1897; July, 11.12.
Ribs-May, 1922: July, 10.47.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08

HARRISBURG SHORTHAND SCHOOL
Stands for - Individual instruction.
Best known methods in teaching Real
touch typewriting. A personal Interest
in each student Ny guarantee-To
prepare students for good positions.
To aid them in securing employment
Tuition win be charged for Z months
only. Free after that time. Free trial.
II North Second street
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-08

WANTED-Experiencedh help.
Apply Silk Mills" Cor. Second
and North >Sts.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-09-09


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THURSDAY, September Q, 1915


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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-09-09

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Thank goodness. the groeesglely funny editorials
in the Aberdeen World respecting the mayor the %
lice committee and tie TWO discharged policemen have
ceased. but HarEy and Evelyn Thaw's dir-inass has
hco1ei up again, there's aEwaTs s1-ne-hing TO lis
tract t gaye Of nations and give me average per0n
ssa pain
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-09-09

L i MT about tir1e that tre A1cient Order Of
Gr0wlars. GrIbers, Cutters and Pessiznsts call
secial session and disSlTe the organization and turn
a1gl- and do something which viii bring Business
TIE wagon loads II Parcel PCst ard Express
packages arriving in this city every dav shows clearly
that this Ancient OrCler : asleep Al toa switch Il
Is high tine to wake I'D and ID things.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-09-09
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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-09-09

tAnssrer to- EzqAirer:-N0 we ID not thinE v0u
are correct in saying t1a- the merchants q Tacoma
Portland and Seattle are pairing some Of our merchants
salaries Ii order that they allow thair business To
remain in state u Sleeping sickness and slunber-
Gus Indifference
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aggera-ed the present conditions, but viii wake I'D
and he equal 70 the occasion WHEN the warm days are
oTer- They certainly viii work hardship On tEan--
selves il rhey do mt and TIE trade q mr. city viii
suffer
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-09-09
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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-05-07
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~ {fs VI
Katie iDeisantro, Andrew Deertng.
Thoburn School, Dortha Knapp,
l.Teache Perfect attendance William
Nichols, Nicholas Deplato: faithful at
Tendance, julius Blanca, Elizabeth Fa-
gala, Raymond Williams.
Thoburn School: yerra Kergan.
Teacher-Perfect attendance, Mar
guerite Tropea; faithful attendance,
Nicholas Fuzzio: Nicholas Delsantros.
Carmen Jerel, Dominica venorila.
Downs School, F. A. Bradley, Teach
er-Perfect attendance, George Rudy;
faithful attendance, Pearle Enoch. Bes-
sic Ferguson, Lloyd Jones, Edna Sni-
der, Gordon yNinkler.
Downs School, Mrs. Jessie 3. Brad
| ley, Teacher-Perfect attendance, Ed
ward Price; faithful attendance, Ern.
est Adams, Sybil Brand, Mary Enoch,
Raymond Ferguson, Caryl McElfresh,
Wilma Reese, Mildred Rudy, Vonda
Snider, Ruby Snider, Henry Stewart,
Ralph arlington, Everett Winkler.
Annabelle School. Mary G. Weekly.
Teacher-Perfect attendance, Mildred
Joyce; faithful attendance, George
JAMIE Thobois. Audrey Pitman.
AuuapelIe oCuou4l JVScpnluS vi "a
ham, Teacher-Pe Perfect attendance,
Ewing Hay. Eugene Joyce.
Paw Paw District.
Grant Town School, Flora Ice,
Teacher-Fatthfu attendance, Mary
E. Dulin, Patrick Weir.
Grant Town School, Grace Fuccy,
Teacher Faithful attendance, Mary
Grant Grant Town School, Mrs. Genevieye
Showacre, Teacher-Perfect attend.
ance, Forrest Rice, Brandon Kennedy;
faithful attendance. Hazel Straight,
William Taught. Maurice Kincell, Al
bert West. a .gt
Grant Town School, Mrs. Oliver
Shurtleff, Teacher-Perfect attend,
ahce, ARMENIA Floyd; faithful attend
ance, Nora Straight.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-05-07
House chtmnoys.

Chimncys were scarcely known in
England in the year 1900. One only
was allowed in religious house. one
In manor house and one in u great
hall Of a castle or a lords house, but
in other houses the smoke found It's
way out as 1t could. The writer's OF
the fourteenth century seemed to have
considered them us the newest inven-.
ton OF luxury. In Henry wills reign
the University of oxford had no FIRE
allowed, for it is mentioned after the
students had supped. having no fire in
winter, they were obliged to take a
good run to get heat in their feet be-
fore they retired for the night Holm
shed in the reign OF Elizabeth de-
scrlbes the rudeness Of the preceding
generation in the arts of life.
There WERE" says he. very few
chimneys. Even in the capital towns
the fire was laid to the wall, and the
smoke issued out Of the door. roof or
window
In the year Of 1889 a tag of 2 shil;
Iings was laid on chimneyst-London
Strand Magazine.
4
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-05-07
Woods We Use In Our Toys.

at must not be considered that dolls
are the only wooden toys In the manu-.
facture of which American industry
has been progressing" says the South
ern Lumberman. Among the toys
made in this country from American
woods are toy animals. blocks, boats,
cannon and forts. children's chairs. cir
Gus sets, dolls. doll furniture. games,
Christmas tree holders. swing jumpers,
children's pianos, pastry sets. babies
play yards. toy shooting galleries, hob
byhorses, popguns, toy wagons. toy
autos and wheelbarrows. Eastwood Is
the principal material for wooden toya
and for wooden parts of metal toys
Next to Eastwood, sugar maple, beech.
birch and white pine are the principal
woods used for toys. The amount Of
woods used annually in the United
stntes for toy manufacture is nearly
100000 feet" L
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-05-07

the ape. SIT is monkey talk" howled
Uncle Chimpan5ee. "The man from
Borneo is at the gate" !.
And it was none other than Prof.
Richard Garner, the only human who
ever learned the monkey language,
the only man who ever lived in the
wilderness with monkeys. He drop
ped in" for a. bit of friendly gossip
about old daystin the cocoanut groves
and jungles and the gossiping was
good while his visit lasted.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-05-07

Ing, lmDeuueu III Inc itaTsment slS a J.
slab OF marble marking the gray 10Y
John Broughton, who was a erger sin y.
the abbey for more than thirty yenr [.
and before he obtained the situation
was the champion prizeaghtersotG Great
Britain. holding the belt for more than
twelve years. The guides who show c
people around the abbey say atSwhe4
he was buried In the cloister some 90
his admirers wanted to tmmortaltze
him with an appropriate epitaph. and
they indicate blank space unders his
name which was left for the tnscTipr
tion, sFor twelve years champion
prizehghter Of England" but sit was
prohibited.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-05-07

SAN FRANsG Csc 70, Cal. May q
The Borneo monkey yawned, the
BaziItan monkey d ozed, the proud old
baboon looked monrnfully on the
passing herd and ycompla that the
honorable tribe Of apes is sadly de-
Generating into twolegged tailless,
Fed4neck tied and Sspectacl monks"
aud something must be done to check
dc sdescent OF monkeys"
Then eyerybo woke up. Sounds
Ike regular monkey talk" chartered
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-05-07
alandlndv.s

The distinction which the possession
Of land used to give IS still exempli:
fed in the titles Of Landlord and
"landlady." Persons are amused 81
the colored washerwoman, for "a;
stance. who insists on the term ady.s
But let the game woman. run room:
ing house Of whatever eseripH Ion ana
she 1s not '.tlandwoman.'' but fslatltis
.Iady..-Kansaa City STAR u 81.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-05-07

Wen stand for anything in the way
Of being laughed at, for it doesn't hurt
any, as we can attest from the bumps
we occasionally get from the pan OF
that sunny artist, Luke MeLukO. Bat
we're not going to stand for ever again
being made the butt Of q home product
minstrel or vaudeville show. We hope
you all get this. ~ Wapakoneta co.
News.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-05-07

II you make yourself the center OF
the universe NIL your perspective is
skewed There Is only one moral cen
ter of the universe. and that = Cod
woodrow Wilson.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-05-07
B Bis Of! B'I|'ypIaI!y
BY Luke m Luke
Copyright 1e1B, the Cincinnati
Enquirer S,.
BY Luke McLuke
How Il Happened.

II see that the old fogy has failed in
business" remarked the crouch. "How
did It happenT' IL.
TOO much advertising" replied the
wise guy.
the crouch.
mo. but his competitors did," replied
ewise guy.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-05-07
Lukot :MIeLuke Says.

One Of the few times in history when
the weather forecaster was right was
when Noah predicted the food.
Some Of the most narrow minded
NUTS In the world are wearing No. 8
hats.
It is easy enough for woman to
make a man marry her. But it isn't 30
easy to make him stay put
Some men have everything that goes
with the mule and the rabbit except
the long ears.
An insurance company will tackle al
most any risk. But it Isn't foolish
enough to insure happy marriages.
What has become Of the old fash
toned soul mate that used to marry
one of those afflnitles every now and
then?
Any man would rather be known as
a windy fool than keep his mouth shut
when he has nothing to say.
It often happens that a couple that
can't raise dollar a week to pay the
installments on the furniture can man
age to raise 500 to get a divorce.
They can use paint and fool you on
their compilations. But they can't paint
on corn fed shape. That has to grow.
Every loser loses more trying to get
even.
A Scotch, terrier can't help himself.
He was born that way. But there Is nc
excuse for the man who tries to beat
the Scotch terrieriat growing that kind
of whiskers.
There never was fool motion made
that didn't find an idiot ready to sec
ond 1t.
IA married man can dodge whole lot
of battles at home II he has sense
enough to tell his wife that she knows
more than he does.
Some women make up so much that
they look as though they had been
marked down.
Anyway, Eve never picked up the
Eden Daily News on Monday morning
and read a story about Adam being In
Sjured In an auto accident when he was
out Joy riding with few chickens.
The sort of men who couldn't even
spell the word mathematics are
usually the greatest successes at multi
plying the census.
Add up your talk and you viii dis.
cover that II you had refrained from
saying half the things you said yester-
day the world would be just as well OF
today.
The Society, Editor.
s The ladies present were the elite Of
our town. Supreme Ia dyship and spar.
king refinement was the glowing, soul
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Paw knoNe EverythIna.

WIllte-Paw, what is a monogram?
Pnw-A monogram is way Of dis
guistng your initials SO no one can tell
what they are, my son,
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Nora--why did you accept him the
third time he proposed? Dora-Be.
cause he said it would be the last
ttme.-Judge
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HuhI

srm always broke" sighed Mr.. Feast
ST have no coin to blow;
I wish I was a cake OF yeast,
Then I could raise some dough"
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Tho Wise Fool.

"Right IS certain to prevail" observed
the sage.
"Not when the Jury decides against
you," corrected the fool.
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On earth NE dodge him while We can,
But for him we all fail:
The undertaken is the man
Who overtakes US all.
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Things to Worry About.
Astronomers have Just discovered
that Saturn is lopsided.
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M,kin, 4ho 0biect Plain,

Farmer wants middle aged woman
unencumbered, as wife; object matr1'
mony.-Ad. In st. Louis Times.
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You Know Him,

To mo he Is an awful Joke,
He seems to think both night and day
That Il he'd think before he spoke
A He wouldn't have a thing to say.
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oh. Very Well!

There was an expressman. alas and alack,
who tumbled downstairs with stove on
his back. o,,
when asked how he felt he replied With
frown. 4a
'rm somewhat stove up. but I got the
stove down."
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-05-07

There was an expressman of whom we
won't brag,
Who carried ono morning leftover jag;
He went to deliver dog and cat,
But asked the receiver to sign for a bat
Memphis Commercial Appeal
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The Society. Editor.

The ladies present were the elite Of
our town. Supreme lndyship and spar.
king refinement was the glowing, soul
stirring sentiments OF oil present
Prescott (ont1 Journal.
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A Prohibited Inscription.
In the west clotster OF Westminster
abbey, in the oldest part Of the build