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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27
WOMB Surely HeIn-

According 20 decision by high
court dogs can be muzzIed. II this de
cision could be applied 10 hogs seen in
swell restaurants II would help some.
Cincinnati Commercial-Tribuu
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

Names chosen frr Great ErirrI-.s
battesalps were su r.sat when sEe
navy vas oa peace flrfIae. E.r
wren a. laH1ma table. frr.et.0..'.
or impiaeabi~ bumps H1 as1.aat ...eE.
er armor or i1aErr r1aE- suns tfF
coguomeg ts OBVIOUSLY inappropriate
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

Reports taas wwnu uarrss Is plan.
uirE Co becaa~ another STARTS Hanna
IN the repubiIcaa party probably ar.
wen '1uudeG and o. Isl also tru-. uaer
than uEeiy. that the orEa1izat.oa VII.
be glad CD fsu .s uae beHIat tlm. me
~ % " tu~Gs s1 boss as irsrin-.
tlVefq az sheep f1uevs trr Bell vrss.r
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27
Th.Y Surely Womb

Societies chat shut out reporters
and refuse 90 give out news the public
wants would be awful mad 81 the press
we're TO let them severely aIone.-NIil-
waukee Sentinel.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27
Basis for Peace.

Each % the beliigerent nations hay
Ing now conhded 10 the world that Il
is In the fsht TO the very end. can't
they now get together and make peace
Kansas City Star.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

Or be- is abe ta sfur "a satisfactory
aemonsrrafiau ~ DTS Iav~aftar tf1f
son Wasfm 9IEef f9 have ua Frnaa.r
HndinE marssr f1r fs1f s1Ha1r.rr
nnI-nr Inlle.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

WINE Wuts = WHAT'S q asaflrfraf
toarf "a Paea wEns-fs's ere f~f
iow wto bo-ruSs ruoasy o. you and
sssr Eifs yuE abouf C Wherever you
r. 80 -pueE
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

MISS sand underwent serious
operation in Henry county hospital
this week. 10 there is anything in a
name she ought TO pull through.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

tive chill last afternoon while attend
ing the meeting OF the W C.. q. o. and
was taken home in AN automobile
Carthage Republican.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

HERE is adv. OF a Chicago theatre:
To-day Mark Twain's masterpiece.
The Hoosier SChoolmaste-' There
might be some excuse for this appear
ing az the opry house in Ginger Hol-
low. where they have no library for
reference.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

Parting Fetal
George Nell had tHe misfortune 20
lose q valuable horse. Tuesday 10
dropped dead while he was driving
home from Mrau -NIlan independent.
YOU could not expect a reformed
counterfeiter TO tell the truth 10 me
were invited 90 contribute his expert
enca iu contest entitled How
made nay first dollar"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27
NXNvI
sV CONGRESSMAN CLYDE \. TAV.
EN~ER

Ff.~rta4 core spanf~rre g inc RrFlsI
EashlaFt0u. q. G.. March -5-1T Wal
foa Neutoit. on Ensish writer who
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27
CHORDS AND
DISCORDS

NICK Longvorth's name has beer
forged 20 a check for $1,000. We know
mea who would regard this as com
piimenL
/ DRYS are to try 70 sing their way
10 victory in Chicago But there IS q
question how long their voices vii
hold out against smokestack oompeti
ton. We don't imagine that the
T breweries viii put on smoke consum
cts during the campaign
ST. LOUIS woman reports her hus
band missing and explains she fears
he has enlisted in the French army
Probably it's a constant battle in his
case. anyway. and he prefers man as
foe.
AN exchange says there Is some
mystery as 20 the wherea bouts Of Billy
Patterson. but we all ought 20 know
that he IS sttI out looking FOR the fell
Tow that beaned him.
THE New York Tribune observes
that 10 dancing benefits both the fat
and insane 10 should be good for most
Of us. or course. the Tribune had re-
ference 90 people who live in New
York and Whereabouts Out west we
have always contended that folk who
reside In New York are not normal.
WE AMT MAD At NOBODY.
!. NJ. c.: We notice that you are
back 20 iit-bus gags again, 50 are in
closing a few. hoping you may see fit
10 use them. We are sorry that you
took oHense az the other we sent in.
You should accept jokes In the spirit
in which they are sent. OF course.
the huror was a little deep and We
can see that orc might az first glance
thirk thc Joke contained a slam at The
Argus. but u was not so Intended. ~
you 90 not care 20 use these please
give Us credit in the usual humorous
and siansy manner. as you did In your
Issue o. March %. please. There are
the jokes:
The Jltney Is the best set--ieh-quieS
plan re know Of. one Of the drivers
made but 10 trips and has already re-
tired tre-tiredl.
Maud-"Say. Jane. what do you
Think one Of the jitney drivers re-
tired ir our presence"
Jare-"-c must have been sleepy"
n a iitney must be retired every
month and a driver get tired" every
FAY, 1os long will it take the owner &c
.retIre"7
OTTO. mILT AND eECKE.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

ROOSEVELT has declined an in
vitation 20 appear before a federal
commission as witness. Must be
running low on stun.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

MISS Nettie Celtic receives hs
postcards az Coietta, Iu.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

Serious E1ort % Turn I'm. Ia
oas % your faiEs think sou sus-
Esstsf that . = good habit 20 turn
fsw .sg=m~-sauits each day. Are
ycg serious about 8; and would yoz
advise a Nomaa % &c 20 DO ~
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27
Aiding Cause Of Socialism.

Mrs. Edward 3. Mclean entertained
friends on board her yacht. the Blue
beard. taking them 20 the houseboat
for tea this evening. She has had re-
turned 10 her the $4,000 cigaret case
she left in her electric wheel chair re-
Gently. II Is OF platinum. one side
studded solid with diamonds OF match
ed size and color Her initials in en-
eralds appear on the opposite side
Palm Beach Correspondence New
York Times.
DIES before he gets rid OF his mil
lions. Some men seem TO be pur-
sued by misfortune TO the end OF this
eternal struggle.
TWO Madison. III. dairymen have
gone into bankruptcy. There viii be
those mean enough 10 suspect that the
water supply Was a factor in the
failure J. ". c.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

NICK Longvorth's name has been
forged 70 a check for $1,000 We know
mea who would regard this as a com
piiment
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

ST LOUIS woman reports her hus-
band missing and explains she fears
he has enlisted IN the French army.
Probably it's a constant battle in his
case. anyway. and he prefers man as
q foe.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

i Enlarged Heart Dangerous 7 am
amateur athlete. aged .. 7 am told
ms heart is enlarged l. thar a dan
Eerous condition.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

Continued on Page Nine)
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

u - normal Tor an athlete 10 have
an enlarged heart
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

rusnsn-s eanr o. ffss s-~suf 49,
49, naes tsianf r. CEns-r-f a. 80
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-27

AN exchange says there is some
mystery as 20 the whereabo Of Billy
Patterson. but we ali ought 20 know
that he IS st,u out looking FOR the fell
low that beaned him
The day book., 1915-11-05
ROBERT r SKINNRR

d. Robert p. Skinner, the American
consul general. who arrived in Now
York Oct. 81, has been summoned to
Washington to give the state depart
ment a frst-hand report on trade
conditions in England and the meth
odS used by Great Britain in diverting
and holding up American commerce.
He admitted that he had heard the
report that he was persona non grata
in England.
The day book., 1915-11-05
TELEGRAPH BRIEFS

ElIZdDeth, ". J.-kOSCoe koSS, cir
Gus employe, Columbus, O., killed
here by Pennsylvania train while wa
tering elephants.
Cleveland, O.-One time bomb and
twelve sticks of dynamite placed to
wreck three buildings of Theodore
Kunditz furniture plant
New York.-WiIIiam Alden Smith,
U. S. senator from Michigan, came
out as strong supporter of Supreme
Court Justice Charles E. Hughes for
Republican nomination for president.
DarneII, Ia--County officials are
securing Iowa county for robbers
who blew safe of Parnell Savings
bank during night and escaped with
$4,000 in cash.
Pittsburgh.-For first time in his
tory wireless telephony will be used
tomorrow to report football game
Carnegie Tech students unable to
attend Plaid-Case game at Cleveland
arranged to get periodical scores at
end of each quarter.
Paterson, NJ. J.-Paterson to have
enforced eugenics if health commits
sion has it's way. All contracting par.
ties to have certificates showing per-
feet health.
New York; porpoises put in the
Aquarium yesterday still circling tank
at break-neck speed. They haven't
stopped since they were Gagged. 20
pounds of herring day food of each
taken without stopping.
Kearney, N. Jury decided Mrs.
Emma ]. Courdan, 60, was not en-
titled to $4,000 heart balm from
Leonard ]. McCloud, 80, whom she
alleged had refused to marry her.
London.-King George passed the
night more comfortably than hereto
fore since he was hurt in France.
Condition generally improved.
Halifax, N. S.-British steel screw
steamer Rio Lagos, which left New
York for Queenstown Sunday, be-
Eavod afro at Spa-nrOhahIv ann
The day book., 1915-11-05
A SURE CURE

A correspondent suggests the fol-
lowing plan to keep from constantly
losing your umbrella: when you get
on the train, first hang up your coat
to remind you of your umbrella. Then
your hat to remind you of your coat.
"Now the point is not to forget
your hat. To remember your hat
oh, bother"
Policemen of Berkeley, CAL, are to
be required to attend the University
of California. This will be the first
college-bred police department in this
country.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28
Shooting Civilians.

According TO the, laws OF war, any
civilian who Is found with arms I'm his
possession Is liable to be shot without
mercy. Although this seems a very
severe rule, il is absolutely necessary
for the safeguarding OF the whole
civilian population
The rules Of war say that no men
will be recognized as cOmbatants un-
less they wear distinguishing badge.
which can be easily recognized III II
were not for this any number Of men
could at any time band themselves
together and say they were belliger-
ents. III this were allowed therefore
invading troops would safeguard them
selves against surprises by killing ev-
cry man In villages through which
they marched
This particular rule Is so stringent
that even a nOncombatant who took
up arms to defend his wife against
some drunken soldier would be liable
TO be shot.-LondOn Opinion
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28
PUT YOUR AD. IN THE STAR.
"Reminiscences Of a Star.

My first experience with profession
ais was at the Empire theater The
dressing rooms there were all on the
right side Of the stage. with the ex-
ception OF one In a remote corner.
which was given me. | had been told
that in regular company the actors
were notified at the half hour, the
quarter hour and the overture: but. as
IL happened, there was no overture on
that occasion / didn't want to go on
without being called and seem to be
an amateur. and they forgot all about
me until l was missing from the scene.
and / was sent for I'm what might be
mildly termed n hurry. IL was a very
hot afternoon I'm May. and / was sit
ting made up with my hat on and
negligee instead OF dress. Distract
edly throwing on a skirt and seiZing a
feather boa and jacket / dashed for
the stage and entered through the
lake. much to the amusement OF the
audience and the CONSERVATION OF the
manager. who told me what he thought
OF me. and / was i'll for n week with
modification and decided to abandon
forever a profession fraught with such
Anglin I'm American
Magazine
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28
New Yors,s Volunteer Firsmsn.

Before the paid fire department sys-
tenn was installed I'm New York there
were among the volunteers some OF
the most powerful politicians In the
city. Richard Croker belonged to the
big six" OF which William NJ. Tweed
was the organizer and foreman Sue
cess I'm fire fighting opened upon n ca
reer I'm politics. No body OF men had
more social affairs than the volunteer
firemen. There were parades OF fire
companies, chowder parties, picnics.
annual balls. water throwing contests
and at times bitter fights between the
rival organizations So intense was
the political feeling at times that IL
was related that when Chief OF Engi
neers James Gullck was removed from
office for political reasons men who
received the news when they were
fighting a fire quit their work and
could only be induced TO. return when
they We're deceived into believing that
the rumor was false.
The legislature passed the law Great
ing the paid fire department on March
80, 1S65.-New York Times.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28
Just Once.

II was Charley's first game OF golf.
His patient friend had taken him sadly
around the eighteen holes and watched
him hack the ball into small bits and
cut up the green as though IL had been
plowed by shrapnel. After the game
Charley and his patient friend were
talking to a few OF the golfers on the
clubhouse veranda.
THAT was beautiful shot you made
this afternoon. Charley" said his pa.
tient friend
Charley frightened up and flushed
happily, while the young woman look
ell at him admirfngly. which oneT
he asked eagerly.
why" said the patient friend, "the
time you lift the baIL"-Chicago Trfb-
une.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28
SCHOOL NOTICES

The public is hereby notified that
there will be no changes in the school
text books used in Marion county
from what they have been for the
last five years during the next two
years. This is by a special act of the
last legislature and also a general
act postponing the changing of the
state adoption until 1917.
Also, the board of public instruc-
tion will meet on Tuesday, August
81, 1915, instead of at the regular
meeting time. At that time the
teachers examination will be in pro-
gress and there will be no school bus
iness transacted.
Very respectfully yours,
2twky J. H. Brinson, Supt.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28
A CASE OF NEED

Mr.. Edward Kohse, living near
Summerfield, with his wife on 20
acres of land recently purchased
there, had his house destroyed by fire,
together with everything in the
world that he possessed on the 22nd
of this month. Mr.. Kohse is in dire
need of assistance, and anyone wish
ing to help him and his family can
communicate with this Office. dw IF
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28
Tn. First Patent on mstehes.

Before 1893. when wooden matches
with phosphorus were made in Vienna,
people We're dependent upon flint and
steel 10 secure a light The first pat
ent for a phosphorus match In the
United States was taken out I'm 1885
by A. u. Philips OF Springfield. Mass
For many years people refused 10 use
them. but by 1s45 the III smelling aud
clumsy old tinder boxes were generally
discarded and are preserved, Ike snuff
boxes. as curiOsities-
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28
Rainbow Currency.

The most striking paper currency In
the world l. the 100 ruble note Of Rus
STA. which is barred from top to bot
tom with all the colors OF the rainbow,
blended as when a sun ray passes
through prism In the center In bold
relief Is a finely executed vtgnette In
black The remainder OF the engr1v-
ing ON the note Is I'm dark and light
brown ink
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28
WATCH CHAIN LOST

Lost, in or near Ocala, Aug. 23rd,
gentleman's sclid gold, link watch
chain, with cross bar; snap or catch
at watch end was jerked out of place.
Liberal reward viii be paid for its
return to Star Office. S-24-H
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28
DEsPoNDENCY DUE
TO INDIGESTION

"About three months ago when I
was suffering from Indigestion which
caused headache and dizzy spells and
made me feel tired and despondent, I
began taking Chamberlain's Tablets, ("
writes Mrs Geo. Hon, Macedon, N. Y.
This medicine proved to be the very
thing / needed, as one days treat
ment relieved me greatly. I used two
bottles of Chanberlain's Tablets and
they rid me Of this trouble" Obtain
able everywhere.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28
FRESH SEA FOOD DAILY

Fritz Acker receives shrimp and
crabs every day direct from the sea
Shrimp zoe per quart or 10 per por-
ton; crabs fresh or deviled 10 each
Free delivery anywhere in town
Phone 9, Hogan's. 24-2t"
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28
THE CLERK GUARANTEED 1T

"a customer came into my store the
other day and said to one of my clerks,
have you anything that will cure di-
arrhoea p and my clerk went and got
him a bottle of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, and
said to him, IF this does not cure you,
/ will not charge you a cent for it., So
he took it home and came back in a
day or two and said he was cured, %
writes ]. H. Berry & Co., Salt Greek,
Va. Obtainable everywhere.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28

Those cakes made at Carter's Bak-
cry under the name DELICIOUS"
are everything that the name indi-
Gates. Six favors made fresh every
day and put up in 1Oc packages. Ac-
cept no other. If
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28

Tires are cash, but we will give you
the best tire service you ever put on
you car. Immediate and liberal ad
justments always. Davies the Tire
Man. S-12-tf
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28

OUR prescription department is at
YOUR service at all times. Accuracy
is the watchword which insures you
careful compounding. The Court
Pharmacy. If
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28

II can't understand why they ap-
pointed Wombat on that banking
board"
why, he understands all about
banking"
"And that's why / can't understand
the appointment"-Ka City Jour
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28

On Saturday and Monday, II
pounds of sugar for 81, with one dol
lars worth of other groceries, for
CASH Smith Grocery Co. Phone 434. If
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28
WHERE SHALL | GO TO SCHOOL :?

FLORIDA STATE COLLEGE FOR
WOMEN, TALLAHASSEE, FLA.
Standard the same as those of the
best colleges and universities in the
country.
Modern buildings and equipment; all
modern conyenienceS.
473 students regular term; 1913 sum-
nler term; total enrolment last ses-
sion 636
school.
For cataIouge and information write,
EDWARD CONRADI. President.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28

Ask for BUTTER NUT bread and
don't let anyone make you believe
that any other is "just as good"
Fresh every day at Carter's bakery. If
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28

Miss Ethel Haycraft, graduate of
Brenau Conservatory and pupil of
Otto Pfefferkorn, will reopen her
studio September 1st. Phone 131. 18t
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28

On Saturday and Monday, II
pounds Of sugar for 81, with one dol
cash. Smith Grocery Co. Phone 434. #
lars worth of other groceries, for
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28
Thought for the Day


One small life in Gods great plan,
How futile it seems as the ages roll,
To alter the sweep of the infinite
whole.
But the pattern is rent where the
stitch is lost,
Or marred where the tangled threads
have crossed,
And each life that fails of it's true
intent
Mars the perfect plan that it's Master
meant. Selected.
Miss Mary Brooks arrived this aft
ernoon from Citra and is the attrac-
tive guest of Miss Rosebud Robinson.
A pretty little daughter was born
last night to Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse
Lanier at 9 o'clock. Mother and
daughter are doing well.
Rev. Bunyan Stephens and family
returned today from their vacation at
Charlottesville, Ga.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. n. Dosh have nam
ed their little son Louis Nathaniel
Dosh.
Mrs. Charles Cullen and her pretty
little daughters, Misses Sidney and
Alice, returned yesterday afternoon
from several weeks stay at Tarboro,
N. c.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. E. Winston and
family have as their guest, Mr.. Win
ston's father, Major Winston of Win
ter Haven.
Mr.. Earl Hall who is spending the
summer with his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. R. S. Hall in Asheville, will leave
that city in few days to resume his
studies at the Tome school, Port De
posit, Md.
Mrs. ]. H. Livingston Sr. is ex-
pected home Friday from a two
months visit to her daughter, Mrs
Battle Inglis and family in Birming-
ham, Ala.
Mrs. John Edwards and daughters,
Avalee and Marguerite Edwards, are
enjoying a delightful outing with
relatives at Oldtown on the Suwanee.
Mr.. and Mrs. Claude Nelson are at
home again from their summers va
cation spent at Lake Weir.
Miss Lauragene Dozier has as her
guest her sister, Miss Florence Dozier
of Jacksonville.
Miss Mary Harriet Livingston is
the weekend guest of Miss Stella
Camp at Lake Weir.
Mr.. James Carlisle is recovering
from a tussle with fever.
Mrs. Frank Drake and daughter,
Miss Gladys Drake, were expected
home this afternoon from a pleasant
outing spent at st. Petersburg.
$%a
Miss Mary Burford and her charm
ing guest, Miss Carol Perrenot, are
guests for the weekend of Mrs. Clar-
ence Camp and family at Lake Weir
Miss PeSrenot is contemplating leav-
ing next Wednesday for Asheville,
where she will spend some time be-
fore going to Cincinnati, Ohio, where
she will teach in the Cincinnati Con-
servatory of Music next winter. Miss
Perrenot is wonderfully talented
young pianist and the splendid posi-
tion that has been given her for next
season is fine tribute to her musical
ability.
Miss Beulah Whitney, a popular
young society girl of Jacksonville,
has returned to her home after a de-
lightful round of summer visits to
friends in different sections of Flor
ida, of which Ocala was included.
%%%
Miss Pauline Coulter will leave
early tomorrow morning for Raiford,
concluding delightful round of visits
here and with friends at Lake Weir.
Misses Sara and Mamie Gross are
weekend guests of Mrs. Charles
Howell at Lowell.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. E. Robinson are
entertaining their winsome little
granddaughter, Miss Lucille Robin
son of Jacksonville.
Prof. w. F. Yocum of Lake City, is
the guest of his daughter, Mrs. Will
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28

A full line OF loose leaf Iedgers,
note looks and memorandums al
ways on hand at Gerig's. If
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28

DIR. Watts Office is now i'm the
Holder Block. Phone No. z. list.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-28

Try one of those frosted pints of
Pabst Blue Ribbon at Johnny's. If.