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Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
HUMoR OF THE DAY

T cannot say Yes Harold, but I shall always be a sis-"
 Sister to me7 No, you won't"
 1es. Harold; accepted your
 Customer-Pve taken seventeen of these bottles now, and I'm feeling no better.
 Drug C1erk-But how would you feel if you hadn't taken them?-Dal- las News.
 Do you think that if I refuse him he will do something desperateT of it." e0
 Then shall marry him, the brute!" I-Houston Post.
 Stude Crying to pick her up)-The fellows bet me a dollar I didn't dare speak to you You don't mind. do you?
 Beautiful Girl-Not at all. Run along now and get your doIlar.-cor- nell Widow.
 P1aywright-I want a hat-size tight
 Hatter-Mr. Penem. you always wear a six and a quarter.
 Playwrtght-Sir, l know what I want. My comedy was a success last night--Chicago News. Waiter" he suggested mildly, CT want three egss, and boil them four
 But the cook. having only one in the place, boiled it 12 minutes Which proves the value of higher mathematics. - Philadelphia Public Ledger.
 Where do we find the most miser- able of men?" exclaimed the exhorter fervently. You don't have to find him" re- sponded the man in the fourth row, center. ''he hunts you up and tells you all about it"-Philadelphia Public Ledger.
 Are you married. my man?- a lady asked a sailor Yes, indeed, mum-marrfed and IA children
 Poor fellow, travelling about like this! And don't ever you get home sick?'
 'only when I'm home. mum"-Lon- don Opinion.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
COLONIAL THEATRE.
Br6adway Star Feature, "Return ot
 Maurice DonneIIy." Reels.

This mammoth feature for today is one of the most brilliant of the Broad way Star features shown in the met ropolis recently, and while it presents Leah Baird. Leo Delaney, Mother Maurice and many more of the prime favorites, it's chief charm lies in the story which is altogether unique and interesting. It tells of Maurice Don- nelly, a one-time reputable lawyer, but now night-hawk chauffeur and as- sociate of crooks. He is dared by the rat, a gang leader to make forcible entry into a private house. He takes the dare, largely in spirit of brayado, and it proves to be the home of Edith Dent, a fellow-student at the school he attended while studying law. He is unmasked in the scllffle with her and recognized. In her efforts to reform him, he is attacked by the revengeful gang, and accused of the murder of 3. policeman. How he is saved by his fair lawyer, is told in one of the best photo-plays of the season. The ball. Rnce of the bill includes Destiny De- cides,' Biograph, and Mother of PearI", a Lubin comedy. Coming to- morrow, is the worlds greatest and most beautiful serial entitled sgThe Goddess" The first four reels will be shown tomorrow to properly introduce The play. and two reels weekly will be shown. This play is in story form in Boston American nightly.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
Connecticut Food Ship for Belgium.

OOuH6CStCu6 Foo0 SnlP TOT 6ef9iuR1s Over 100000 women, children and other non-combatants are in the Bell gian bread line. Unless America is to let starve those whom she has saved until now. more food must be sup piled
 The Connecticut committee of the commission for relief in Belgium has set to work to load a AConnecticut food ship jointly with the interna-- tional commission. which has agreed to meet whatever is raised here dollar for dollar. All administration expenses are guaranteed; every cent contributed will reach Belgium in the shape of food.
 The commission has offered to meet whatever we raise. dollar for dollar. Connecttcut's half of this shipload will cost approximately $100.000, of which the greater part must be secured in large subscriptions. Every dollar con- tr7buted will actually reach Belgium in the shape of food, without any diminutiop-
 Gifts of money, large and small, may De sent either to Gen. William A. Aiken, Norwich, or to Charles c. Russ, state treasurer, care Hartford Trust company, Hartford.
 SIMEON E. BALDWIN,
 MARCUS H. HOLCOMB,
 FRANK B. WEEKS,
 Special Cornunittee.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
Big Musical Comedy at the Auditor. ium Today.

/ The Love1and Girls will begin their weeks engagement here with the mat snee today. There is cast of fifteen people and the show runs full hour and will be given at the usual hours khee times daily.
 It is a Musical and Girl Show, con- eaining some vaudeville features that are distinctly novel. The cast con- Eains some of the best known Broad way players and some from abroad Clayton Frye, former principal come Han of the Rose Sydell company to- gether with Tour Robinson who occu- pied the same position with the Rose- and Girls. take care of the principal comedy roles. Franklin Smith who has just returned from a. years fouT f England and Australia Is the 5uv- enile and we'll deserves the name of pne of Americas best dancing enter tainers. Hazel Grant, well known prima donna of many Broadway att fractions possesses a pleasing voice and attractive personality. together with rare acting ability. Rose Ready whose reputation as character come aanne is country wide. never fails to
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
CLARK'S FALLS

Albert Knehn of Westerly was the guest of s. Frank Palmer Monday with Horace F. Palmer they went fish ing, catching fourteen nice black bass.
 Mrs. Catherine Thomas has returned from Tauton, Mass, where she visited her daughter, Mrs. Minnie O'Neil.
 Mrs. Cassino Collins is in a criical condition.
 Miss Myrdell Maine of Westerly is home for vacation of two weeks.
 MT. and Mrs. Wilson D. Maine were in town Wednesday evening and call ed on MT. and Mrs R. D. Maine.
 Miss Sarah F. Palmer of Westerly was the guest of her uncle, Horace Palmer, Sunday and Monday of last week.
 Mrs. Allen Maine was in Westerly Wednesday to visit her daughter. Mrs. Daniel Maine. who is very i'll at her home on Mechanic street
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

Another big time vaudeville attrac- tion will be seen at the Davis the first half of this week, in The Information Bureau, presented by the Five Sullys, a combination of singing, dancing, talking, gymnaStic and comedy sit nations happily blended into a 20 minute rapid fire offering. The scene shows an information bureau at a railway terminal. Three of the Sul1ys are men and two women. Each is an endeavor. The theme of the clever little farce is the continual mishaps that confront two young fellows who made engagements with young wo- man they had never met before to meet at the terminal station. Each leaves it to a boy at the information desk to help find their particular young woman. The mistakes that arise keep the audience in roars of laughter. The Five Sullys are indeed a whole vaudeville programme by themselves.
 The photo-play feature will be an other of those Mutual master pie lures which have become so popular with the patrons of this house and the feature for Monday and Tuesday is called ''The Outlaws Revenge" with three big stars well known to local theatre goers, Mae Marsh, Irene Hunt, and MT. R. A. Walsh and an excellent supporting company. The story is laid in Mexico-the land of revo1ution-of fierce love and fiercer hate-is the scene of this thrilling TO- nance of real life in that wonderful region below the Rio Grande. Through the rapidly shifting pictures-punc- tured with hair-raising incident there moves the masterfu1 figure of The Outlaw, fine soldierly type, for the play is drawn from a tragedy in the early life of famous Mexican general when he was chief of a band that formed the beginning of the rebel army. There is much that is grim and tense in this splendid picture story but it is softened by little touches of sentiment that give 1t added interest and charm. There are tremendous battle scenes with real Mexican sol diers, and the stirring events that had to do with the dawn of a new repub- lie are pictured with startling vivid ness, for they were not only taken in Mexico but the cameraman actually risked his life on the firing line that he might get some real scenes of ter rife fighting in the field and in the trenches.
 The Mutual War Weekly with the latest scenes from the war and one funny Keystone comedy featuring Sid Chaplin will complete the show. Mat inee daily at 2.30, all seats 10 cents, children cents; evening at z and S.45, 10, 15 and 20 cents.
 Don't miss seeing chapter three of here "Wednesday and Thursday. It is some thriller. Follow this picture each week and win the big $10,000.00 prize.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

convuIse the audience with her droll sayings and nannerisms. The Van Sisters, Kitty and Dolly, win entertain the audience with their singing and coupled with rare vocal ability and clever foot work tend to form the lfve- Hest laugh -producing show ever seen here.
 A very excellent two reel feature will be on the picture program today the Upper Yukon and is a very inter esting photopIay of wild life in the north country with ell it's primal savagery and barelnuclxle manners. For the comedy film "Counting Out the Count by the Sterling company will be shown. On "Wednesday and Thursday the second episode of the Broken Coin will be shown and on Friday night another Charlie Chap lin contest will be run.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
PENDLETON HILL

Miss Winifred Palmer is the guest of Miss Bertha Lewis of Voluntown.
 Byron DawleY of Florida is visiting at Mrs. James M. Cooks.
 The Ladies Society met at the par sonage Thursday.
 Mrs. James Brooks from Lawrence, Mass, and Mrs. Frank H. Brown of Bradford. R. l., were guests of their mother, Mrs. Elizabeth Thompson, over the Fourth.
 Miss Mary Brown of Canonchet, R. L, is visiting at Mrs. James Cooks.
 Mrs. Charles Cottrell of Natick, R. L, is at guest of local friends.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
POETRY
THE WORKERS.

The palace doors are closed upon the For none may view the King who rules In wasdom. justice, mercy and in Designing and directing from his He wisids unseen his sceDte over all. Far. far below the summit of the The werksrs go their darkened way Ten thousand times ten thousand tofi- Tn one great Image made and siorsnsd. And shaped to working as the Master
 works.
 And instruments of marvellous desiGn Are ready waiting for the eager hands GrODing D darkness Of the fw1iight The instrunent for which their hands So to the carpenter there falls e gnte g ths w.rrIor scrixsnsr,. rssd. Unto the poet is q plowshare given, Ana to the brute dominion and D But since a gIeam of far celestial light ereakS t@hrouEh @ some crev1ce In thel The workers with their misnt instru- And allen tasks accomplish yet some Slowly and surely-to their endless
 praise.
 Yet some, grown bitter with their
 wasted strength, ( Seeing the mighty things they could
 have wrought
 Had there been no confusion of the
 tools.
 in light, Polling his workers and na@ ann<ru-
 mentgT
 M E. Buhlsr. in New York Tlmea-
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

There 1S scarcely neighbor around me who does not use your medicine. Mrs. ]. F. JOHNSON, R. No. 4, Box 30, Prince ton, Illinois.
 Experience of a Nurse.
 Poland, N. Y.-tTn my experience as & nurse certainly think Lydia E. Pink aam's Vegetable Compound is great medicine. wish all women with fe- nale troubles would take it. I took it when passing through the Change of life with great results and I always re- commend the Compound to all my pa- ients if I know of their condition irl; ime. I will gladly do all can to help others to know of this great medicine. Mrs. HORACE NEWMAN, Poland, Her. timer Co.,, N. Y.
 If you are ill do not drag along until m operation is necessary, but at once Eake Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
 Ifyou wantspecia1 advice write Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., cOnfdentiaD Lynn, Mass.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

and a weakness all
 caused by female trouble, and I took Lydia E. Pinkhan's eg table Com pound with such ex- cellent results that I am now feeling fine. II recommend the Cornpoundand praise it to all. I shall be glad to have you DT1hiizh nv Ioffar
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
WHO KNoMaf

From darkness come. we go Into the dark
 Who knowsf Life gives to each at birth a tiny spark; If watched and fed, into a flame,
 Which shows A potent light the world calls fame,
 It RioWs A little. hickers, is again a spark, We go into the dark
 Who knows?
 Walter BrookG
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
LOST AND FOUND

THE PERSON is known who took several articles from the home of Mrs George B. Miner on Wednesday after noon. and if they are returned at once there will be no questions asked and trouble avoided. jy1Od
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

The Congregational Sunday school journeyed to Wildwood park for the
 annual picnic Saturday afternoon, au- to trucks and several automobiles
 spot for an outing and the general
 opinion was that it was the best time
 ever. There were boats for those who
 cared to use them, and a fascinating
 swing, but the slide captivated all ages. The park photographer was
 kept busy taking group pictures, and
 the entire company were also photo
 graphed in the outdoor theatre.
 The running contests were won by Ellen Faust. Edward Faust, Benja-
 min Potter. Mrs F. E. Williams.
 Harold Faust, Wayland Stetson and
 Albert EicheEberg. Refreshments of sandwiches, cake and lemonade were served.
 Injured Tn. Runaway.
 Joseph MoCarthy an insurance agent, met with serious acc4dent
 Saturday. He was driving with his son, near the four corners on the Vol
 untown road, when a passing auto
 mobile frightened the horse. MT. Mo-
 Carthy and his son were thrown out. The auto which was from Rhode 1s-
 land was stopped and the owner car
 ried MT. Mccarthy to Jerry Magrey's house. Dr. J 1T. Mclaughlin was 6Ou144AOA1C0 DIOOS11L L44OA11 A4O1llcs Mir. Mccarthy had two broken ribs. butsfh younger man was not injured The horse when captured after a run Of a quarter of a mile,was badly scratched up.
 Heard and Seen. MT. and Mrs. William J. Robertson returned Saturday from weeks visit with their son and daughter in Say brook
 Miss Frances Donohue of Boston is visiting her cousin, Miss Katie Shea on Mechanic st1eet.
 Miss Frances Sheasof Central Falls Is at her aunt,s. Mrs. John F1tgeral6s. Mrs Walter B. Marshall and x11ii- dren are at Gr0ton Long Point for a month.
 Miss Ethel ssFisket Is spending sever al weeks in Dandelson.
 Misses Florence and Mildred Will nnx of Hackettstown- N. J.. have left
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
THE KALEIDOSCOPE

The annual consumption of coal in France for industrial. domestic. and other purposes averages about eo.ooo, . 900 tons.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

Fish are being shipped to England via Montreal from British Columbia waters, the reason being the fish shortage due to the wars Interference with the North Sea fisheries.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
What Is Going On Tonight

vaudeyille and Motion Pictures at the Auditorium.
 Vaudeville and Photoplays at the Davis Theatre.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

Columbia University again claims the largest registration in this coun- try, having 40.961 students. The Uni versity of California is second with s.4S1.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

Paper hywheels are coming into use The tensile strength of paper is enor- nous, hence it's advantage over iron for this purpose.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

The superdreadnought California to be built at the New York Navy Yards. will be the first American battleship to be driven by electric motors.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

A newspaper man published an ar ticle in Petrograd and was praised for it One in Rursk, in another part of Russia, copied the article and was "sent up" for three months.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

Attempts to develop q domestic potash industry are more advanced fin California than in any other section No less than six companies are active ly engaged in this 1eld-
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

One reads that the stride milf aire'' is the best way for women to walk. because it can be affected by the plump as well as the tall and willowy."
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

An elaborate new central railroad station has just been completed in Toldo- It is in the style of the French renaissance. The total floor area Is 29, ,000 square yards.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

For sorting fruit as it is picked from a tree there has been invented a tube that separates the small from the large as they slide down 1t.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
$500. REWARD

for information of party or person connected with the removal of certain papers from the office of the Super1n- tendent of the Versailles Sanitary Fibre Mills. Versailles, Conn. Reply Box 33. Norwich. Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
IN ALL OUR
 NEIGHBORHOOD
There Is Hardly A Woman Wso Does Not Rely Upon 1! Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
 etable Compound.

! Princeton, In.-ttI I had inflammation.
 hard headaches in the back of my neck
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
BALTIC

Live Merchants Start Boom for Old Home Day In the vilIage--Pfan Big Event, First of Its kind-sueeess- fuI Picnic of B. 8. A. c.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

The Five SulIys Vaudeville Feature Today-MutuaI Master Picture, The Outlaw, in Four Reels, Featuring Mae Marsh.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
JEWETT CITY

Congregational Sunday School Picnic Party Delighted With Wildwood Park outins-Joseph Mccarthy Has Two Ribs Broken When Auto Frightens His Horse.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12

THERE Ez no advertising medium in Eastern Connecticut equal to The Bul- ietin for business results
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
FOR SALE OR BENT

Three minutes walk from Pecks corner two new Cottages with garage and all modern improvements.
 For particulars inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estate Broker
 Franklin Square, Norwich
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
ANNOUNCEMENTS
DAVIS THEATRE.

N. E. o. P. meets tonight.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
WANTED

WANTED-Young man to look after our interests in Norwich: salary start ing SIP weekly. no canvassing. From tier Mig. Co. Niagara Falls, N. Y:
 jy12MWF
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
5 CENTS ALNE
FOR SALE

STOCKED poultry farm, s1 miles out, near village. fine 7-room cottage, nice shade, good barn, nine poultry houses, 30 acres. Fruit, wood, nice stream. Half acre potatoes, other crops, $50 famous Tom Baron strain White Leghorns, horse, wagons, tools, etc, S2,20O, req sonable terms. Tryon's Agency, WiIli- mantic. Ct. fY12d
Norwich bulletin., 1915-07-12
TO RENT

FOR RENT-At Fisher's Isiand fur- nished sfx-room cottage near the water low price from July 15 to July 2e. Archa w. Colt ca Broadway. 5y1zd
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-14
Correspondence
KAMPEskA.

Well, old Winter has made up his
mind, apparently, to not give us such
a fierce season as he convinced us he
was going to a short time ago. Been
real sociable and nice Of late-quite
com~panionable in fact the last few
days--would not have such a bad
reputation for uncongeniality If he
acted like this most of the time he
hung around. Trouble is. though, the
old chap cannot be depended upon
at all, you get sort Of making up to
him inc n of his nice spells and
about the time you begin to think he
isn't such an unapproachable person
he turns into a veritable demon, per,
haps, a ripping and snorting and you
hustle under cover for very fear and
dread of him and vow you'll never
warm up to him again, However af.
ter his spell wear off, like a drunk
man. and he gets nice and jolly (and
he really is right, as ] said, com.
panionable, when he Is in good hui
NOR o let it all slide and are as
good friends with him as ever.
The temperature the old chap gave
us the past week has been dandy.
We had it thus.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-14

MI. and Mrs. VIM. Campbell, George,
Groves and Mrs. Goodspeed. Mr. and
Mrs. Phelps left Thursday evening
for Redfield and from there will go to
! Lennon, where they will make their
future home. The best wishes Of all;
are extended tyr 4ss
meeting at Florence Friday, Decem-.
Der s, and judging by the crowd that
attended the farmers are certainly
getting interested. the meetings
will be held the third Friday IN each
month. Everyone is cordially invit
ed to come. axe
The rag time dance that was given
In Wallace last week proved to be
n of the best of the season. Roy
Phelps was the lucky man to win the
live baby"
Mrs. Morgan and daughter, Minnie,
and the Misses Ida and Lena Kirke-
by were callers at Nate Groves sun
day afternoon.
A party Of about eighteen young
folks gathered at the home of Mr.sand
Mrs. Nate Groves Tuesday evening
and surprised Master Howard, it be-
ing his eighteenth birthday. The
evening was spent in playing games
and later in the evening they indulg-
ed in a candy pull which everyone
enjoyed. They all left wishing him
many happy returns of the day.
Is Miss Ball, who is teaching in the
Stee district, has changed her board
ing place, and is nov staying at w.
j. Campbell's.
Wallace Huppler and Calvert Johns
ton spent Thursday evening at the
Campbell home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarke Morgan were
visiting friends in Phipps township
Sunday.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-14
csldast on Rsaerd.

ssfauhF contemptuousiy s3as
uncfs Oracle onken during 4 I
low temperature. .You young
don't know anything shout cold
er. Why. I remember the val
eighteen hundred and SO forth
was 30 cold that II you flung Al
b'fIin water out . doors II
hke . gun. Yes, str. and 4 N
wculd freeze cold In ave n
Worse than that, your conyersaI
ITALY froze before II could III
a knew a stnttertn' man whpl
chopped ice. and 4 Teller who
so that his remarks froze n bill
and had to be extracted with
screw. You had to heat You
every now and then or It wo
itself full of particles Of ice
runnin'. Us boys usedto havg
Joke. When visitors came VI
slip mp and put q lot of frozen
and howis Id the freplace. a5
they thawcd out they'd ven
mons and we'd have q good
the visitors surprise. Aw, WI
2Fgaet.r
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-14
FACTS AND FICTION.
Experiences Of Waterfowl CitH
Are Easily Proven 70 be Fact

The most superficial inyestig,
will prove that the following
ment from a resident of Water
is true. Read it and compare
dence from WATERFOWL people
testimony Of strangers living 81
away you cannot Investigate thes|
of the case. Many more citizel
Watertown endorse Deans ri
Pills. II,
j. A. Skinner, prop. Skinner n
fer Business, 304 First Ave. N
WATERFOWL, says: q began to-
kidney trouble about i've yeara
when I strained myself doing
heavy work. Any little weight
tempted to lift ca0sed pain
my back. Standing a great
made the complaint worse.
taking Doan,s Kidney Pills and
short time they cured all the
ments. l have often told othd
pie what great benefit l got
Boan's Kidney Pills.
Price SOC. at All dealers.
simply ask for q kidney remed
Doan's Kidney Pills-the sam
MI. Skinner had. FostersMilbl
Props. Buffalo, Y.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-14
GRAcELANp.

Mrs. Julius Strofus and baby snent
"Wednesday at the Tony Wiesshaar
home.
The Madsei young people spent 4
pleasant evening last Thursday at the
home OF Peter Christensen.
MISS Eva Jorgensen returned home
Friday after working for some time
at the Will Flanagan home.
Carl and Gerda. Christensen spent
Sunday at Ne1s Jorgensen's.
Arthur Hansen spent d few DAYS
visiting with Arthur Nelson.
Miss Lille Hansen returned home
from Aberdeen Sunday, after AavinS
spent the past month visiting rela-
tiyes there.
Miss Eta Rieneke is assisting at
the Will Sasse home this week.
The Misses Ethel, Hilda and Eva
Madsen spent Sunday at Herman III
bricht's.
VIII McGillivary and family visited
Sunday at Gus Rienekesss.
Miss Gladys kindred ct near Gar
den City spent q few days with her
sister, Mrs. Earl Graham.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Hansen spent
Sunday at Martin 1orgensenss.
The dance and oyster supper given
In the Danish hahI last Friday By
some Of the young folks. was well at
tended and everyone reported "a hine
time.