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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08
Washington Stories
b. JUSTIN McGRATH.

WASHINGTON-A cabinet officer.
who was endeavoring 10 convince a
congressman that it was not necessary
10 put an end 20 American commerce
in the war zone in order 20 safeguard
the country against the danger which
now threaten If we continue 10 send
our ships 10 the North sea. said the
attitude of the congressman remind
ed him OF a story which ne had heard
told about Col Roosevelt. This was
the story:
When Col Roosevelt and his son
KERMIT were in south America. ktr-
NIT one day reported 10 his father
that he had observed very stranLe
bird. At his fathers request Kermit
described the strange bird minutoiy.
When he had finished his description.
the colonel said positively that there
was no such bird
Come over here and ! will show il
10 you,' said Hernia
When they had reached the point
where the peculiar bird could be OBJ
served the colonel looked AZ 90 for
rev moments, then raised his gun.
nred and brought il down.
When the bird had been recover eu
the colonel examined IL carefully and
But what was the use OK kilhns
it?' said Kermit
How could 1 examine it properly
and make sure about il unless i kill
ed it, responded the colonel
Arthur Dunn sent doorkecIer
into the senate the other day 90 tell
Sen. Lewis Of Illinois that ne wanted
10 see him. Sen. Lewis sent out word
that he was sorry, but ne could not
come out just then.
Dunn went Up into the press gallery
and found that Sen. Root was speak
ing. When Sen. Root finished Sen.
Lewis replied 70 him.
The next day Dunn met Sen. Lewis
in the senate lobby. Sorry / couldn't
come out TO see YOU yesterday. old
man, said Lewis, but / had 20 an
swer Root"
We'll. why didn't youe' said Dunn.
Speaker Clark has the carnat.on
habit. Every day before ne starts
out for the house his VIE or his
daughter GeneVieve pins carnatiou
in the lapel OF his coat. a Few days
ago the florist by mistake sent roses
instead of carnations 20 the Clark
house. When Mrs. Clark pinned GA
a rose she did not tell her husband hc
was not wearing his favorite flower.
She thought he would Doe more con-
tent If he did not know of the change.
and she was confident he would not
know Of it through his own obser~a-
ton.
The speaker gave a luncheon that
day at the capital The lady who sat
next TO him looked at the flower on
the speakers lapel and remarked:
"Oh, ] do so love roses"
Roses don't last" replied the
speaker. This is the best kind of
flower 10 wear" indicating the flower
on his lapel.
But that is a rose" said the lady.
The speaker cast a worried look at
his bOutonniere and replied:
Wei. III il is q rose its won't last"
And il didn't. for after the luncheon
the speaker was seen without a flower.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08
DUE To INSULT.

BRUNSWICK, Ga, March S.
Monore Phillips, who Saturday killed
fae men and wounded 80 others be-
fore he was killed, was aroused 10
murderous frenzy. it is said Sunday,
by he construed an insult to his wife
by Atty. DunwoOdy, his first victim.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

CALIFORNIA; legislature will consid-
er bill prohibiting the keeping OF
more than three goats, unherded. Odor
Objectionable? Not in that legisla-
lure. But goats eat bee food. thus
hurting the honey industry.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

According to the warning powers
that are shooting each other up in the
public highway, it is the duty of Uncle
Sam 10 remain in the vegetable cellar
if he does not want to get hurt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

If you see a man who seems to have
the blues and who talks as if the
country were going to the dogs, he is
probably an income tax payer assess
ed $40 on o $4,000 income.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

1t is said the new styles make every
woman look as if she were eighteen.
This will help convince the registrars
of voters OF the truth of the state
ments made in the suffrage states.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

Candy president Of Chicago's board
OF trade, says that the rise in bread
prices will not cause suffering among
the poor. because the poor won't eat
so much. There's a cracking bright
new idea for the poor, and for Mr..
Divine O'More. Economize by not
eating,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

Many of the Woman's clubs are
studying the philosophy OF Bergson
this winter, which is considered an
excellent preparation for making the
mullins for supper.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

The business men OF this country
feel that people of South America
should be so anxious TO buy our goods
that they will proceed TO acquire the
English language 10 find out about
them
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

An exchange says that dances.
cards, and charities are the principal
Lenten diversions. Probably some
are willing to make still further sac
rifices by giving up the charities.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

Many men are regretfully compelled
coming spring, on account of the sell
fish and INDECENT refusal of their
wives TO cultivate it.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

being formed in many places. but the
Small Boy can usually handle them
both. even if they do combine against
him
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

the seclusion Of school. a taste Of the
same sharp jolts that he will set
when he ventures out into the cold
world
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

our sympathy is with the captain
of that French merchantmen who
wept when the German submarine
made him give a perfectly fine ship
for a pair OF sea boots.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08
Tr DEFENDS.

In the Balkan wars both French
and German manufacturers sold cam
non TO the belhgerents, and there was
no kick about IL.
In war. as well as in peace. the NIT
ter OF right or wrong depends much
upon whose OK l. being sored
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

derling for the dog. the dog is subject
TO the boy, the boy is controlled by
father. and father is under the rule
OF mother
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

Signs warning motorists against
high speed are being erected in many
places and if the motorists would slow
down they might be able to read them.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

After reading that people should
have work done at once so as TO give
people employment some generous
men decide TO go out and get a five
cent shine
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

If the reading circle gets drowsy.
just bring in one Of the new magazines
with the spring fashions. and see how
popular the study of literature really
10
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

Many people would be glad to con-
tribute % cents TO the hungry Bel
gians, were it not now necessary to
spend SIS on a spring hat
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

In view of the threatening war sit
uation, it is believed the navy should
prepare for trouble by polishing up
the silver dinner services.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

The European powers maintain
large and capacious waste baskets in
which various notes are promptly de-
posted.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

Now that Baby Sayre is out Of the
white house. President Wilson has no
excuse for looking sleepy at break
fast
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08
The First Spring ISL story.

NOOIuIilDId OILN -OoOI
Miss Mary Weber and Miss Bonita
Leininger have had considerable sue
cess in training gold fish. They have
taught the fish to look when they
snap their fingers and they feel that if
they can retain their patience long
enough they will be able to teach the
fish to jump up out of the water
ALL set for Spring Fashion Week.
Turn on the lights.
c. Y. +.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

II is interestmg TO see how everyone
enjoys having an underling IN the
ordinary household the cat is an un-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

Years ago you could make a boy
happy by starting him out in the
spring with a wheelbarrow, but now
he has TO have a motorcycle
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

our industries may be terribly upset
10y the war. but as long as the baseball
season Will open shortly the country
is safe
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08
Legislatures and congresses, like
chickens, come home TO rOost.
MISS SOUTH BENDS GREETING:

MISS SOUTH BENDS GREETING.
This is South Bends Fashion Week!
They are coming for miles
To see the styles.
| They are coming every day
From fifty miles away.
! From the cities and the towns
And from the country downs.
From Metropoi and Willer creek.
Miss South Bend will welcome all.
Her door Will open wide
To all who walk or ride
And the vision of her graces
Will bring smiles 10 all their faces;
She will smile her sweetest smile,
Without the slightest guile,
And respond 10 every call.
AS a melting pot the United States
IS doing what it can to wipe out racial
differences, but succeeds only to the
extent of substituting the English
language for the native tongues of
those who come to our shores and
abolishing national distinctions Here
all are American citizens and for the
most part feel that way, yet the
racial characteristics are not eradi-
Gated
so with the primal things. In the
beginning our progenitors looked to
Mother Earth for their sustenance.
Gradually the majority has drifted
away from that necessity, but the pri-
NAL instinct remains. At a certain
period in the lives OF most OF us we
have a longing to go back to the
farm. Our conception of what fol-
lowing that inclination would mean
TO us is faint. but the pull of the pillow
is almost irresistible.
WE would not say we love our
legislature more for what il has not
done than for what il has, but there
was chance that we might have.
We Would Be Editor.
Sir:-Sometimes when ] am listen
ing to a great preacher 1 find myself
rejecting: What lawyer he would
make" And then l wonder if l had
his superlative talents which of the
two callingS would | choose. 1t all
depends upon the point of view. In
this connection perhaps it will be in
teresting TO consider the case of st.
Paul He was brought up at the feet
Of Gamaliel, the record goes, "a doc
tor Of the law, had in reputation
among all the people" His letters
show that his analysis was clear and
searching, his argume nts unacceptable,
his antitheses the delight of the stu
dent of expression, and his eloquence
burning and irresistible. With an
equipment Of such intellectual splen-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

The speed with which some men
head for the nearest saloon suggests
that they have joined the Buy il
now" movement.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08
1t Might Have Been Expected.

tAIpena, MICH, NtWS.J
A. Tippler, residing on Mill street
and employed in the Island Mill Lum-
Der company camp on the Upper
South, suffered a fractured right leg,
while at work, Saturday.
The open season for buckwheat
cakes has been indefinitely extended.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

The only thing that prevents many
people from visiting the Panama-Pa-
cific exposition is the selfish refusal of
their friends 10 lend them money.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

If congress does not meet in extra
session this spring, how is BiIlvile go
ing 10 set its marble post office
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08
THE MELTING POT
COME! TAKE POTLUCK WITH US.

dor no doubt the fires of his ambition
glowed white hot, and as Saul Of Tar
Sus, the lawyer, he pictured 10 him
self great career. But when he Rad
the vision on the road TO Damascus.
he threw up his hands and became a
dociie follower Of the lowly Nazarene.
II YOU had your "druthers," which
would you choose? NJ.
1T is hardly probable that any
traveller will measure the sheets In
the Indiana hotels but If his feet hang
out he may feel more disposed to
take the measure OF the landlord
AT the farmers meeting Saturday
The chairman: Nearly every type
of hog is represented here today"
Party Line Prattle.
(Cor. Liberty, O., Press.)
They say people never hear any
good Of themselves by eavesdropping.
but when a certain bell rings just lis
ten and YOU viii hear how some peo-
pie are sticking their noses in other
peoples business.
Ed NJ. P.:-Why is little toe
Possibly there are more momentous
questions TO consider. but just at pres
ent they escape me. 1 have two, and
If some one will steal them from me
while l am unaware Of it-hard and
soft corns thrown in will cheerfully
compound the felony. 5
SOME time ago a friend told Us
that turpentine we'll rubbed in makes
small toes a blessing 10 humanity.
ENVIOUS Fort Wayne papers are
attempting 10 exploit our kangaroo
court as a blot on our fair escutcheOn.
They have gone so far as TO speak
Of the horrors" of il. Why, man,
have you no sense of humOr
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-03-08

WE would not say we love our
legislature more for what il has not
done than for what il has, but there
was a chance that we might have.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-08

Hutchinson were Cairo visitors Tues
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-08
DEADLOCK STILL
IN HOUSE OVER
THE SPEAkERSHP
Coagulation Of Democratic Vets
and Drys Beyond Realm
Of Possibility.

SpriA efleld, H.. Jan. THE first
week in the 49th General Assembly
comes TO a close tonight with the
senate wrangling over the election
problem and the house deadlocked
over the speakership.
While the two political parties
are crossing swords the procedure
to be followed in recount
ing the ballots in the 18th
and BIRD Senatorial district, the
Democratic majority. in the aenate
which may be a temporary one. is
proceeding with the organization OF
that branch. 1t being generally
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-08
MOUND CITY

ar and Mrs. Newton Mcdowell
of st. Louis, are the parents of a
baby gill who arrived Wednesday
Nr. n Dowell is saa OF Mrs.
Maudc Casey MepaHell VINO was
corn and reared IN MonnG CITY and
q Daughter Of the late DR.. Casey.
Mrs, Newton Mcdowell vas former
" Elizabeth Meyers. daughter OF
the founder Of tue Meyers Bros.
Wholesale drug hoase in st. Louis
Mrs, Harry Emerson Of Cairo.
spent Wednesday with her grand
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. lIchry Gold
smith Of Fourth street
Miss Blanche SchuIcr has re.
turned after a fow DAYS visit with
Miss Florence Barry in Cairo.
Among those who attended the
performance of "Nepttne's Daugh-
ter" in Cairo. Tuesdae were Miss
Kathryn McNeilc, Mrs, Agnes
Meyer, Miss Kate Darragh. Miss
Florence Hilemaa, Misses Myrtle
and Anna Williams, Mrs.. M. T.
Brownor Miss Rose OSullfgq Miss
Mary MulroneX and Beverly Hon
bricks OF this city and Mr. and
Mrs. w, j. Montgomery OFFS Mounds.
Miss Rpwena Ollie e Wounds
spent wednesday, evening with Mrs.
Carrie Spence of Pearl strict
Misses Hazel Curren and Florinel
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-08

Hutchinson were Cairo visitors Tues
day.
Mrs. 4 l.. Compton and Mrs. L.
.. Perks spcnt Tuesday afternoon
with Mrs. w. A. Daueherty who is
a patient at st. Marys Iaiirmary in
Cairo. Mrs. Dcugherty who under
went an operation for appendicitis
week a5o is roGorted rs doing
nicely
Mr.. ard Mrs Fred cup and AIR.
and Mrs. Charles Griffith have rent
ed apartments in the Neadstinc
building and are removing there.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-08

conceded that cot4ulation oil the
Democratic vets ard dIgs. Is be-
yond the realm OF possibility Tie
Of the house tanglc par
entity lies between the RepuAl ans
getting together and ele tins a
speaker hv strict party vote on the
one hand and by partisan combine
ton Of Democrats and Republicans
On the ether hand.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-08
TRACTION SURGEON HERE

The Chief surgeon Of the Illinois
Traction Company, nr H. Vi. Bas-
com, spent yesterday in the city the
'97es, of General Superintendent
w, f. Crossl@. The doctor has been
on a fishing expedition south anil
is returning to his home at Peofia
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-08
BILL TO MAKE IDAHO DRY.

Boise. Idaho, Jan. IA bill pro-
hibiting by constitutional amend
ment the manufacture and sale of
intoxicating liquor In Idaho was in
troduced 10 the legislature yester-
day.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-08
TALK No 3
4f 4
What Is Pure Water?
f--:z=-..S-.-z-z-
&C 1NTlNIJEDl
&C )NTlNUED)

The water man doesn't attempt to
destroy only the typhoid or specific dis
ease germs in his treatment of public
water supply, but he wages war against
the entire tribe of certain bacteria we'll
known to physicians and scientists.
This family, or tribe is known as
Bacillus Coli Communs and is usually
spoken of as B. Coli.
Ordinarily single B. Typhosus 0y-
phoid germ cannot be found in millions
Of B. Coli or in search extending over
weeks or months, but the B. Coli family
is the one to which the typhoid bacillus
belongs, and when B. Coli are absent in
water it is regarded as being above sus.
piclon for drinking purposes. u#1
The methods employed ia Analysing
water and interpreting water analyses,
have been standardized The Cairo
Water Company's laboratory is modern,
has standard equipment, and in its opera
tionthe same standard methods are used
that are used by the us Government.
CONTINUED TOMORROW
Cairo Water Company
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-08

Are You going visiting Tell as
about II 20 We can tell yonr friends
-. = Z . NJ. !. - -. 5. >. z
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-08
NrKC Group and AAEw
NkAS Pneumonia kExAhH =

Don'i dose the n.tie s.o,aGens with
Injurious Medicines qAt-
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1915-05-07
THE CLASS or 1915

school graduates with
half made lot Of motheaten aituds
whom addressed
the public schools the candidates for heeskn
products school fed
They nothing of real pobms and
the knowledge of books Right their
despair because the graduates show few evidences
guardians the public
nights thinking the that spread for the
guarded the highways and the byways
In the graduates classic phrase I've should worry And
spite doefu ndmonons those who SHOULD
worry much better The long days of TOLL and PAIN and bitter
disappointment the future The graduates unconsciousy fol-
lowing primitive instinct borrow trouble.
examination papers the studied thesis will disclose
which the high school before
their full
later @ though the lips of devoted instructors be sealed by death
of the class forgotten all recalling The willing
this though with
bid his take stock that which they have
already the end that be available the days Of stress
all things for benefit
these newly crowned lords creation Having little
they will call nothing their This is them
hour of real triumph
Graphic advise that
questions choosing
dwell which them
bad Here the greatest of all opportunities for state
perfected stamped with the ideals
civilization The of New Mexico this of
other sections the Great Republic but those born
who mountains and sandy
u
wrecked ship be- looted and abandoned The evil
and the social industrial methods will
the assaults those who will love the honor
selfish Why should these citizens
New Mexico institutions of higher enn there i'm
of
build purer altar to liberty the sands of the desert
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1915-05-07
RECLAMATION TROUBLES

To odd other troubles the Las Cruces Water Users Association
a the collection of
behind Elephant Butte
notice. and the
drought temporary injunction has
turned the bitches, but
officials will oppose the making this
ton.
pointed that the will require another $5OOO0O0
that under the dam will the
government this In taking the the said
further aid maintain that the whole
thing is the work of political manipulators.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1915-05-07
THE DEFINING PUBLIC LIBRARY

The public library conducted by the Dne womans Club every
persistenty
possible present time they have selection
books which they adding day by purchase and through gifts
furnished comfortable and
display the refined of the feminine conception
the members of the club have worked and planned
library something that certainly needed
bazar, musica and dancesn fact by
every modest dollars deep pockets the
good o the city have labored to this worthy end.
grateful achieved is thankful
who willing forth uselfh
the clpssic portcoes.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1915-05-07

Phiiadelphia--Iiow hest TO take advantage
II the opportunity for foreign trade expansion
after the European war. vas discussed Friday
At the opening sessions Of the annual nsssinss
'ial science.
Secretary Of Commerce Redaeld, one u the
Principal speakers. saw q vast inerAsr CON
ing In the countrys foreign commerce. 20
vast would the increass he. he said. that he
though no one would be surprissd u the Uni
ted States should take second. 70 not arst.
place In the commerce Of the world.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1915-05-07

washinston--The British embassy issued a
statement Tuesday for the information Of Am.
efean shipping interests designed to faeili.
tate trade Of the United States with neutral
countries by pointing out q way to guard
against interference by allied warships with
earroes not under the han Of Great Briiain's
blockade order In council. The statement has
Leen sent to all British eonsuls In the United
States 10 whom shippers are advised to give
notice Of the character Of earroes 80 that the
british government may be advised before
ships reach European waters
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1915-05-07

Trinidsd--John r. Lawson. noted Iabo,
leader. Tuesday was condemned to spend IN.
remainder Of his life at hard labor In the
Colorado penitsntiary. He was found guilty
Of hrst degree murder In connection with the
death Of John Nimmo, a deputy sheriff killed
In a strike battle. October IS. 1919. Under
the Colorado statute making Il the duty Of the
jury TO Ak the penalty ut death Of life i'm.
prisonment. the jury fxed the mildsr punish.
msnt..
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1915-05-07

San Ansonio-hajor W. II. slnsaa sssiss.
ant to The inspector. general Of The department.
II the soush. ruesdsy ives delsssssd 70 esaauss
an investigation Of The alleged unautAssissd
sale Of military equipment issued 70 ~ Texas
national guard aud later surveyed ~ worth.
less and ordered destroyed. Major 0snsrsl
Frederick Funston. commander Of she ssuth.
ern department. announced the appointment
u Major simonk.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1915-05-07
PEACEABLE CHINA SUFFERS

old another humiliation because of her pacific
attitude and defen condition While the of Europe is
plunged Asac Japan quietly taking
Of ulmatum
China eight in which comply with the demands of Japan
defend anything but capital where
will be made, holies 1t
probable however the
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1915-05-07

Manifestations damage to the Turkish
Notifications resulted from the bombardmcnt
by an allied feet which was carried out sim.
ulianeousiy with the landing Of troops In the
Dardanelies. according TO the Chronicles cor.
respondent.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1915-05-07

colon-More than half the city Of Colon wal
swept by a disastrous fire which started short
/; after = O'Clock Friday afternoon.
Ten persons are known To b dead. inelud
ing two native policemen. and several hun.
dred persons have leen injured, while between
10000 and $4,000 others. mostly negroes, have
been rendered homeless.
The loss IL estimated at about $4,000. 900.