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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-10-15

yotnts, muscles, ten0on0 or NeaAantn Ia
II! bottle Of my RHEUNAT7BV
II eons:ipated. use Munyon's Psv.Pav
-eAouSe rms. MuEYON,
For sale by Thistlethwaite.s Four
Drug Stores. Sixth and Main. Eighth
and North E. Eighth and South E, 914
Main St.: Leo H. F1he. $50 Main ST.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-10-15
RHEUMATISM

EVERY RHEUMATIC.
NO natter how cheoni:
bis cas-. should buy q
3-cent bottle Of NUN.
TONS RAECAAfI0ll
1EAl1DY. A few doses
usually bring RELIEF. ana
. bottle almost tnvaf1a.
bly, effects q cure. lt
eonta1no NO oalleyl1c
acid. NO morphine, no
cocaine, no dope or 9th.
er harmful druGA
!! want every perOon
who 10 su e erine
vain st1n or swollen
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-10-15

Prisoners in Morocco are compelled
to pay the officers for their trouble
in arresting and escorting them to
the police station.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-10-15
CHURCH DELEGATES
KEMODELED HOUSE

CAMBRIDGE CITY, Ind, Oct. g.
The Christian church, which has been
remodeled at an expense Of $500, will
be rededicated next Sunday. The ded-
icatory sermon will be preached by
the Rev. c. N. Cauble of the state
missionary board. In the afternoon
Judge Ed jackson will deliver an ad-
dress. and in the evening both Rev.
Cauble and Judge Jackson will speak.
"A dinner, free to all in attendance,
will be served in the basement of the
church at noon. Rev. Charles Shuts
Is pastor of the church.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-02-28
Write for the beautiful picture above

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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-02-28
VOzl love 10 1Ol
ran he vour. when YOU understand the skin and its needs

Woodburys Facial Soap the work of SKIN specialist
Use this Woodbury. pereny, and IN ten days or
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skin you love to touch 25c cake OF woodbury. Is SUIT
cient for month weeks OF this treatment Get cake
today and begin tonight to get its benefits
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-02-28
Write for this Picture!

This Is Clarence Underwoods
conception Of "A Skin You
Love 10 Touch" Mail coupon
below and we win send you a
COPY twice the size Of this one.
reproduced in full colors by
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-02-28
Begin this treatment tonight

lust before retiring, wash with Woodburys Facial Soap in
the following way: With warm work heavy iather
of Woodbury. your hands Then work this cleansing anti
septic lahe into your naways with upward and out
ward motion Rinse with then with cold Then
rub your face for several minutes with lump of ice.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-02-28

So few people really the skim that skin you
love to touch is rarely found.
Whatever condition that keeping your SKIN from pins
beautiful it can be changed Is your skin cooresS Salo"
coarse extured excessively o' Are there little rough places
in il that make il look scaly when you powder!
the trouble is make your skin wha you
world love 10 have it. Like the your body skin
continually being rebuilt As old skin dies nev forms Every
day in washing. you rub off the dead skin
Th, eipes you your Opportunity BY using the following
Woodbury. treatment regularly you make this SKIN so
strong and healthy that it will truly be skin you love touch
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
TENNESSEE OFFICIAL
WINS LONG FIGHT

J. w. Seaton of Linden, Clerk Of
the Circuit Court of the Twelfth Ju-
dicial District of Tennessee, was for
years sufferer from stomach troubles
in part result of his combining
work. He tried doctor after doctor.
He tried medicines without end.
N One day he took a dose of Mayr's
Wonderful Remedy. He wrote:
"Your medicine is the best in the
world for any form Of stomach trouble.
am glad to say that after taking the
full treatment feel that ! am well.
II had very severe pains in my stom-
ach all the time. One bottle OF your
medicine did me ten times as much
good as all the doctors medicine that
/ took for two years. My family ply
stefan told me that would never be
any better-today | am we'll. have
gained twenty-five pounds"
Mayr,s Wonderful Remedy gives par.
manent results for stomach, liver and
intestinal ailments. Eat as much and
whatever you like. No more distress
after eating, pressure Of gas in the
stomach and around the heart. Get one
bottle of your druggist now and try II
ON an absolute guaranteed not salts
factory money will be returned.-Adv
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION
And II Man Had Waited He Surely
Would Have Had an Answer,
But He Didn't.

Mrs. Simpleton, am q plain. blunt
spoken man."
Yes, / know, Mr.. Tarter."
Il never beat around the bush.
When l got ready to ask my first wife
for her heart and hand l did not
waste FIVE minutes in coming to the
point"
'Oh, Mr.. Tarter, but don't be too
sudden! You know our sex"
Mrs. Simpleton, I have called this
evening to ask you question"
yes; but-but-"
And want plain, plump answer
either Yes or No."
Il have known you three months
Eyes,"
Il don't think I'm mistaken In your
character"
"Oh, Mr.. Tarterl"
Nov, then, / am to be married to
Jennie Jackson tomorrow. Do you
want a position as housekeeper"
When she revived and sat up he
had vanished, and though she reached
out with her fingers for his hair, they
clutched nothing but emptiness.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
DREADFUL PAINS
GREAT SUFFERING
Was the Lot Of This Lady Who Tells
The Story Of How She Re-
covered Her Health.

Dallas, N. C.--Mrs. Thomas Davis.
Of this, place, says: About two years
ago, when was eighteen years old, l
was in a bad condition from womanly
troubles. fell of until weighed not
more than IS lbs.
I suffered dreadful pains In my hips,
sides and abdomen, for about days
out of every month.
I couldn't sleep at night, and the
pains we're so dreadful | couldn't lie
down for the blood would seem to
rush to my head.
I felt I must have some relief, for
1t seemed that the awful suffering
would surely kill me.
had read of what Cardui had done
for others, and thought would try 1t.
After the use of one bottle, the
pains had entirely stopped and l was
able to sleep
After using four bottles, I was q
well woman, was regular. got back
my flesh, and / now weigh 1875 lbs;
and am able to do all my work with
out any trouble.
I certainly recommend Cardui to
suffering women, for / know 1t cured
me.
My friends who saw me when ]
weighed IS pounds and would see me
now, would know what Cardui had
done for me-"
Try Cardui.--Adv.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
SUBJECT FOR BILL NYE'S WIT
Humorist Made Bright Verse Out OF
Question Theatrical People Come
to Dread.

Anybody connected with the amuse-
ment world will tell you that the dead
Hest and most maddening question is,
Where do you go from here?" Bill
Nye, touring the country with James
Whitcomb Riley, had great many
one-night stands to visit, and came to
suffer acutelY through the insistent
repetition of this boob query. At last
he wrote. the appended verse, which,
it is believed, never found life In
print:
Where do you go from here?"
Asks the landlord of our hotel.
And Where do you go from here?'
Asks the boy who answers the bell,
And Where do you go from here?"
Oh! Lord, and Where do you go from
here?"
Till in fancy we stand at the last COM
mand, quaking with sudden fear,
And st. Peter says. "Oh, you're those
lecturers. Where do you 60
from here?"
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
FACE COVERED WITH
PIMPLES ALL HER LIFE

Nov. 20. 1914:-"All my life my face
was covered completely with mass
of pimples, blackheads and blotches. !
spent lot of money on numerous
remedies and treatments without sue
cess and no relief at all. ! tried so
many things that was afraid my case
could not be cured. Resinol ointment
and resinol soap seemed to do me good
right from the first. / used two jars
of resinol ointment and some resinol
soap, the total cost being only $2.O0,
and this completely cured my case.
My skin is without blemish, and ]
am the possessor of beautiful COM
plexion." (Signed) Mabel Ayres, Stone
Mountain, Va. All druggists sell resinot
soap and resinol ointment-Adv.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
BEER CONDEMNED

BEER CONDEMNED.
After twenty-five years of practice
Dr. S. s. Lungren, leading physician
and surgeon, has this to say about
beer: ut is difficult to find any part
in the confirmed beer drinkers ma
chinery that is doing its work as 1t
should. This is why their life cords
snap off like glass rods when disease
or accident gives them little blow.
Beer drinking shortens life. This is
not mere opinion; 1t is we'll
settled, recognized fact. Physicians
and insurance companies accept this
as unquestionably as any other undis.
puted fact of science. The great Eng
lish physicians decide that the hearts
action is increased IL per cent in its
efforts to throw off alcohol introduced
into the circulation. The result is
easily figured out. The natural pulse
beat is rs per minute. If we multiply
this by so an hour, and "a hours In a
day. and add 10 per cent, we find that
the heart has been compelled to do
an extra work during that time in
throwing off the burden of few
drinks equal to 1916 tons lifted one foot
high.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
y AOA y
character.
Amona the Wounded.

1t happened at Christ's church dis
pensary. The little fellow had bad
ly dislocated thumb. He was only nine
years old, but he was brave, and
scarcely WINGED as the doctor pulled
and hauled to get it back into posi-
ton.
We'll have you back in the
trenches soon," said the doctor. How
do you stand on this war, anyway?
How do you t'ink / stand?" said
the boy. I'm Belgian"
How did you dislocate your
thumb" asked the doctor, somewhat
abashed.
Swinging on German kid, but
gee!"-a grin of delight overspread
his countenance-"you just ought to
see him!'-New York Evening Post
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
His Overtime.

ri see you claim one hours over
time, Bill" said the master of the mill.
"How's that? thought no one worked
overtime this week."
Bill passed horny hand across his
mouth.
quite right, guv'nor,' he replied
"One hours me due"
The master regarded him suspi
ciously.
Come, when was it," he inquired
Last Thursday" responded Bill. =
was sent up to your own ouse to 'elr
shake the carpets
Yes; / remember that distinctly
cut in the boss; but you got off at siz
sharp"
"Ah, that's true. guv'nor, as far as
it goes" assented the man; "but your
missus give me 'alf a meat pie te
take 'ome, an that there hour Is fol
bringin' the dish back!"-Sallie Her
rick, Ontario.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14

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NATION ON THE WATER WAGON.
THE German emperor has put us in
the way of saving ourselves. Not he,
but drink, was our enemy, and the kai
ser has slain our enemy for US. He
has made us adopt temperance and
nothing can defeat us now" This was
said in Petrograd by Mr.. Benislowsky,
director of the Russian-American
Steamship company and member of
the duma, as reported by Mary Isabel
Brush in an article, "A Nation on the
Water Wagon" In the Saturday Eve
ming Post. To the car the writer
gives credit for the empire-wide stop
page of drink. Others, she says, would
have stopped the sale of vodka merely
for the mobilization, but 1t had long
been the determination of the car to
abolish the evil and with the war
came the psychological moment. When
his prime minister declared total abb
stinence measure impossible" he re-
quested his resignation, and shortly
afterward issued the mandate which
lifted the liquor curse from a domain
which covers one-seventh of the entire
globe.
Russia" says Mrs. Brush, entirely
sober for the first time in her national
existence, stands up bright and buoy
ant, with new hope and new Joy.
She has no regrets and no problems.
Even the minister Of finance, His Elk
cellency Mr.. Bark, says she has not,
as he stands smiling with optimism in
the capital of his emancipated country
and faces the situation of raising-to
replace the revenue from vodka-the
modest sum of thousand million
rubles a year."
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
Mirrors Protect Bank Vaults.

In constructing vault in the base
ment of one OF the Los Angeles banks,
plan has been followed which makes
the six sides Of the. chamber visible to
Waterman and eliminates all chances
of its being entered by tunneling be-
meath it. 1t is set on concrete columns
iH the middle of white-tiled pit
Which lis brightly Illuminated. To
make it possible to command view
OF the space beneath the vault, from
the level above, mirrors have been
arranged on the floor at such an angle
that every part of the space is re-
fiected in them. Light is reflected by
the white walls SO that the top of the
vault is Illuminated and easily in
spected.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
ALMOST MADE HIM MISS II
OF Course Wife Was to Blanc Be
cause Opportunity Nearly Got
Away From the Man.

Opportunity knocked twice at the
mans door and was about to knock a
third TIME when the door was hurried
~ opened) by woman
Where Is the mani" said 0pportu-
nifty. Come! I've no time to lose"
You're the very one he's looking
for said the woman. "But--he's oc-
cupied" as
You're his wife, aren't you? Tell
him to come"
He won't believe me- He'll think
I'm mistaken. He'll think you are
someone else"
THAT isn't my fault. I've done my
duty. Good-day."
"Oh, please don't go. I'll tell him.
: I'll try to convince him who you are.
Give me a little time"
Just at that moment the man rushed
Fout and Dragged Opportunity. Then
he turned roughly to his wife.
why didn't you let me know she
was knocking?" he said. why, she
almost got away. Just like you'll
Life.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14

Every druggist in the Southyour druggist and every
bodys druggist has noticed great fallingon in the
sale of calomel They all give the same reason. Dod
sons Liver Tone is taking its place.
"Calomel Is dangerous and people know 1t while
Dodsons Liver Tone is safe and gives better results
said prominent druggist Dodsons Liver Tone is
personally guaranteed by every druggist and medicine
dealer large famysized bottle costs only 80 cents
II you find it doesn't take the place of dangerous
savatng calome you have only to ask for your money
back.
Dodsons Liver Tonic is pleasanttasting purely
vegetable remedy harmless to both children and adults
Take spoonful at night and wake up feeling fine, no
sick headache, biliousness, ague, sour stomach or
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
REASONS FOR ABSTINENCE.


It's hard to be physical adviser
and keep off the subject of alcoholic
liquors when you realize that there
never can be anything like high
average of physical well-being in a
country where large part of the
male population insists on poisoning
itself regularly or periodically. | will
simply sum up few of the reasons
strictly from the standpoint of the
physical trainer-why men should not
drink, alcohol
Alcohol is not food; it Is a drug
1t Injuries the blood. II.
It retards the digestion.
1t is the worst enemy of the brair
worker.
1t hardens the liver.
1t destroys the kidneys.
1t furnishes no support to the body
It Is depressant.
1t Is most destructive agent in the
state of health or of disease.
1t deadens the body and the senses
It affects the mental and moral side
Of nature.
Alcohol users show death rate of q
per cent greater than nonusers.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
Fathoms Deep.

The boy yawned over his geography.
"How deep is the ocean," he In
quired, pointing to the center of the
Pacific.
Thousands Of fathoms, my son
thousands"
well, how much is fathom?'
"a fathom is-er-er-are you look
ing at the Pacific? Well, your Uncle
Karl years ago was shipwrecked in the
Pacific and the pirates came out after
him, and the cannibals-but I'm too
busy now to tell you the story. Run
along to bed"
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
His Bid.

Between the blonde young woman
on the other side of the car and her
stout neighbor next to the left there
interposed a space of perhaps four
inches in width. Clinging to the
strap just in front Of the blonde young
woman was a cheerful individual
whose uncertain footing was, it
seemed, not wholly due to the jolt
ing and jerking of the common carrier,
Presently he fastened an ingratiating
smile upon the young woman.
Madam" he murmured IF you'd
femme sit down in that plache there
by you IBID vote for woman shut
frage."
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
DANGEROUS CALOMEL
IS SELDOM SOLD NOW
Caome Savaes! Makes You Sick and You Lose Days Wo
Dodsons Liver Tone Acts Better Than Caomel and Is Harm
less for Men, Women, ChiIdren-Read Guarantee!

clogged bowels Dodson's Liver Tone doesn't grippe or
cause inconvenience all next day like calomel
Take dose of calomel tonight and tomorrow you
will feel sick, weak and nauseated Don't lose days
work!
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver medicine You'll
know it next morning because you will wake up with
your head clear your liver active bowels clean breath
sweet and stomach regulated You will feel cheerful
and full Of vigor and ready for a hard days work
You eat without risk of salivatng yourself or
your children.
Get bottle of Dodsons Liver Tone and try 1t ON
my guarantee You'll never again put dose Of nasty
dangerous calome into your stomach.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
BABY LOVES HIS BATH
With cuticura Soap Because So Sooth
Ing When His Skin Is Hot.

Z These fragrant supercreamy emol-
lients are comfort to children. The
Soap to cleanse and purify, the Oint-
ment to soothe and heal rashes, itch.
ings, chafngs, etc. Nothing more ef-
fective. May be used from the hour
of birth, with absolute confidence.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
VALUES IN MAINE.

The valuation of Maine increased
IN 1914 by the substantial sum of
s9,503,696. There was an increase Of
$741,071 in the value of live stock;
and an increase of s695.991 in tbs
value of automobiles. The total valu-
alton of automobiles was $4047,516:
live stock, $17.961,690. The total valu'
alton for the state is s439,52s, 1913. This
II divided among the population
would give every one of the 742.37J
Inhabitants s59250 each.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
THE PRIME CAUSE.

Chicago's recently appointed NOR
ais commission will, 1t is said. study
the city's vice problem and find ways
and means to solve twill 'investi-
gate causes and devise methods OF pre-
vention." This is another blow for
the saloon. There can be no inves.
tigation into causes Of vice and dis
ease which will not show that the
liquor traffic does more than anything
else to produce and foster all phases
of immortality.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
STRIKE AT the ROOT.

A gentleman having called in his
physician, said: Nov, sir, want no
more trifling; my illness is serious.
and my desire is that you should
strike at the root of my disease.
"It shall be DONE" said the physi-
clan, and lifting his walking-stick. he
smashed to atoms the wine decanter
which stood on the table.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
NEW WAGON NOT NEEDED.

In one West Virginia town it is re-
ported they ordered new automobile
police patrol just before the new liz.
uor law went into effect 1t was not
delivered for some weeks and after
seeing the result of the new law they
cancelled the order, saying that the
old horse.drawn vehicle could do all
the work necessary.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
Not Aokina Much.

$50. So rot are an bilious 20 hare
little garden?"
yes"
"You ought to get lot of pleasure
out of It,"
Il don't expect to get any pleasure
out of 1t, but If can get few beets
and turnips in return for a great deal
of hard work, I'll be satisfied"
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
Nothing AnywhereLike
This Wonderful Old
Secret Blend

Look for the name French Market Coffee and the picture
Of theod market that every package of French Market
Coffee the wonderulod secret blend with flavor itsown
you can be satisfied with an imitation take the brand
like the law allows for both and OF pack
age French Market Coffee is constantly being initiated But
won't be good and isn't the same! There IS only
FRENCH MARKET COFFEE.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
A Tale often Told.

Society is just now afflicted with
q new species Of BORE
still another?"
tits the young woman who tells
everybody she meets how the war in
Europe prevented her from finishing
her musical education"
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
Her Objection,

$50 Maude has come back from the
front as Red Cross nurse?"
Eyes, indeed She said If she did
all the horrid things they wanted her
to do. she would have been a perfect
sight whenever the photographers for
the papers came around. So she quit"
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
TENDS TO LAWLEssNEss.

The saloon is e business the natural
tendency of which is toward iawiess-
ness, and the time has come when II
will either run the politics of the state
or be run out of the politics OF the
state-Joseph w. Folk. Ex-Governor
Of Missouri.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
Accounting for Tastes.

Bacon see expert French butter
tasters claim they can perceive the
flavor of the soil over which cattle
feed.
Ebert-Must have sort Of taste
of shrapnel now.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
A Young Skeptic.

Caller-Marjorie, If you drink so
much tea you will be an old maid.
Marjorie-I don't believe that at all.
Mamma drinks lots Of tea and she's
been married twice an isn't an old
maid yet.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
II IL Good for Man.

To heal cuts, sores, burns, lameness
and other external ailments quickly
use Hanford's Balsam. 1t is valu-
able household remedy and should al
ways be kept in every home. Adv.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14

1t is a custom among the women Of
Java to chew betel nuts, which dis
9colors the teeth. giving them the look
of black varnish.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1915-05-14
Useful Study.

Il see Jimmie studies hisarithmetic
lesson faithfully every night now"
Yes, the class has taken up per-
centage, and he's learning how to fig
ure out batting averages"