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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06
Masons meet this evening.

We want you to step in and see our
line of FOUNTAIN SYRINGES and
water bottles, all prices. The Court
Pharmacy. II
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06
.lARIoN-DuNN MASONIC LODGE

Marfon-Dunn Lodge NJ. -. =. ii
A. NJ, meets on the first and third
Thursday EVENING" or each month at
1880 o'clock, until further notice.
A. 4. Burnett, wv. NJ
Jake Brown, Secretary. AID
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Just received, a new supply of
country smoked hams, shoulders and
iowls. Eggs Is cents per dozen.
Carn-Thomas Company. 4-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

The w. C. T. U. win have a splen-
did musical program at the Christian
church this evening, and large at
tendance should be present TO enjoy
If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Miss Beatrice Williams, one of the
city's efficient stenographers, has her
desk at the cigar stand of the Har-
rington.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Alderman Gerig of the second ward
wants it distinctly understood that
he was present at the council meet
ing last night. He also wonders why
he IS the only alderman to receive
special mention for being absent.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06
ICE CREAM
SUPPER AT KENDRICK

The w. C. T. u. will give an ice
cream supper at the Kendrick school
house Friday evening.
Miss Julia Webb,
Press Reporter.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Call and examine our so cents a
pound box of chocolates. The box is
plain but the chocolates are high
grade. Troxler,s. Aft
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06
Local FOrecas'

Local Forecast
Showers tonight or Friday except
generally fair south portion.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

On Saturday and Monday, Is
pounds of sugar for 81, with one dol
lars worth of other groceries, for
cash. Smith Grocery Co. Phone 4S4. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06
SWEET PEAS FOR SALE

Beautiful sweet peas for sale, by
the dozen or hundred; packed for
mailing IL desired. M. J. Roess, phone
246. 4-27-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

SEE The FARM on the Silver
Springs road which furnishes the
Merchants Cafe every day with
fresh veget1 lies, milk and eggs. #
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Mr.. Henry Stevens of Lakeland
spent last night in the city, the guest
of his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Isaac
Stevens.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06
WILL EXCHANGE AUTO
FOR A VACANT LOT

A two-passenger, four-cylinder car,
in first class condition, fully equip
ped; new tires al around. VIII ex-
change for good vacant city lots dh-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

LAKE COTTAGE FOR RENT-A s.
room cottage, modern improve
ments, screened and furnished, to
rent for May and June. Apply to
III. s. Wesson. 24-12t.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

w. TX. Lane, M. D.. PhysicIan and
Surgeon. specialist Eye, Ear, Nose
and Throat. Law Library Building,
Oca1a, Fla.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Have your prescriptions filed at
Gerig's, the only drug store in Ocala
with more than one registered phar-
macist. 4-27-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Postmaster Rogers has been on the
sick list for day or so. His friends
will be glad to know he is somewhat
better today.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Mr.. F. B. Beckham assisted IN T..
w. Troxler's confectionery and cold
drink establishment today in the alb
sence of that gentleman on a fishing
trip down the Oklawaha.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06
ANNUAL PICNIC
AT ADAMsvILLE

be held Thursday, Nay 18th. 1915.
Everybody invited to come and bring
well filed baskets Ice cream and
lemonade viii be sold for the benefit
of the cemetery. There will be a game
of ball as usual.
M. s. Hill.
w. B. Swicord.
G. w. Caruthers.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Mr.. R. L. Phillips, travelling this
territory for the Reynolds Tobacco
Company, is among the business men
in town today.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

It's good for the whole family, and
they all like it--PEANUT BRITTLE
in boxes-at the Court Pharmacy. tt
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Mr.. w. B. Gallagher has returned
from a business trip to Orlando and
Eustis. Mr.. C. E. Winston, who ac-
companied Mr.. Gallagher to Orlando,
returned home this. afternoon.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Photographs of the queen of the
may are for sale at the Reeves
studio. 5-3-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

FOR RENT-Three unfurnished
rooms two blocks from courthouse;
lights and water furnished; bath
connected; rates reasonable. Call
phone SOC. Att
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

On Saturday and Monday, 16
pounds of sugar for 81, with one dol
lars worth of other groceries. for
cash. Smith Grocery Co. Phone 434. tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Even the weather man admits to-
day that we are due to have rain.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

VEGETABLES, MILK AND EGGS
from our own farm daily. Open night
and day, Merchants Cafe. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Mr.. Sam Igou was business visi-
tor to Gainesville yesterday after
noon, returning on the midnight train.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Give her box of NORRIS CAN
DIES-the best made. The Court
Pharmacy. tt
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

SHEET MUSCLE its published,
we have it or can get for you. LAT
THEIRS Piano Store. 4-21-tf.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Mr.. Ed Jeffords of Clearwater, for
merly citizen of Ocala, was in town
today.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06
a Great Ofer

If you viii cut this out and send 8
dimes to DIR. Pierce, Tnvalids' Hotel,
Buffalo, ~. Y, you will receive q 1000
page book, bound in handsome cloth,
fully illustrated, all charges pre-
paid. AID. II
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Did you say BATHING CAPS?
Well, we have the prettiest line you
ever saw. The Court Pharmacy. Il
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Rexal1 Liver Salts puts vim into
lazy Hvers-your money back il they
don't. Gerig's. 4-27-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

We are sole agents for vINOL, and
this is the time of the year to take it.
The Court Pharmacy. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

We have large stock of old soap
which we are selling real cheap. All
good quality. Gerig's. 4-87-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

FOR RENT-Two or three furnished
rooms for light housekeeping. APP
ply GA E. Adams street, phone
494. 5-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, the best,
purest and most healthful Of ALL
summer drinks, at Johnny,s Place. II
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Mr.. John T. Lewis of 0klawaha
was in town today.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06
OCALA OCCURRENCES
WEATHER REPORT

This report is made from obseFvae
lions taken daily BY Mr.. r. G.. =
Weihe, official observer for the gov
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

If you want to rent house, get
bargain, see S. n. Christian. .4-1ms
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

For plumbing and electrical work
see H. w. Tucker. Phone 800. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Buy your drugs from Gerig's. Quail
ity the best always. 4-27-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGED
acres good land Zone mile from
Lake Weir) partly improved and
fenced. Will consider trade for
auto. What have you? Address,
Mrs. A. p. Dohl, Gambler, Fla. 4-5t"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

FOR SALE-Large wnlte chrysan-
themum plants, 80 cents per dozen.
Mrs. p. I'll. Gillen, No. South Fifth
street. At c..
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Try one Of those frosted pints Of
Pabst's Blue Ribbon &C Johnny's. Il
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

FOR RENT-Attractive, new seven
room cottage with all modern con-
veniences. 923 OkIawaha avenue.
Apply to Miss Alice Bullock. 4-27-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

FOR RENT-Well located and nicely
furnished rooms i'm. residence next
to the Colonial; also for light
housekeeping. Inquire ut the Co
Ionial. 7-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

ROOMS a. BOARD-Four large front
rooms with board at special sum-
mer rates.. Mrs Nj. 4. Erwin, at
Carlton House. 19-1mo.
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wHooPING COUGH

tTO Be Continued,
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-05-06

Advertise IN The stzr.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-11-12

preparation of meals. The sink and
table. stove and cupboards should be
within speaking distance OF each 9th
rectly into the kitchen or pantry be-
tween so that the shortest possible
routing would be accomplished in
serving a meal.
Windows should be plentiful and so
placed that plenty Of light and ven
tilation could be obtained. Artificial
light should be planned to fall where
II is most needed, over sink and stove
and table
the kitchen and dining room the kitch-
en- need never be in view when sitting
at the dining table.
The floor should be covered with
linoleum or finished in such a way
that scrubbing is unnecessary
Tables and sink as well as stove and
ironing board should be~of the height
to suit the person to use them.
Over the sink shelf with hooks be-
meath to hold all the much-used things
like soap shaker, measuring cups,
dipper. dish mop. and potato masher.
may be easily placed On top of this
shelf have your scales. small clock,
pretty receptacles for pepper and salt
and the much used condiments
The best arranged kitchens are
those with plenty of cupboard space
to shut from the dust all utensils that
are not washed twice or three times
day. If the cupboards are not so
close that the dishes may be wiped
and set at once to the shelves have
small table with casters to move
about. This same table will be in
valuable to have near the stove when
cooking, and should be covered with
zinc. wheeled tray or tea cart is
another most convenient utensil to
save steps as it can be loaded with
food fo- the table and remove IT and
the soiled dishes after the meal with
but one or two trips.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-11-12
I Do
Not
Think l
Ever Felt
Much
Better
VERY MUCH IN WRONG "BATH"
Guests Mistake, It Will Be Under
stood, Was Not Thing to Be
Wildly Advertised.

Smythe's mistake, which is de-
scribed in an English contemporary.
must have been disconcerting. to say
the least.
You'll find your bath in the out
'ouse."
Thus he had been directed the night
before at the little inn where he was
stopping. and that is why he was now
In his dressing gown. pushing open the
outhouse door. 1t was dark, but
there was the tub, and it would do.
He hoped in. In the middle of his
ablutions the red-faced landlord thrust
his head in at the door. In the dim
light he failed to see the man in the
tub.
Water quite nicely warm, thanks.
observed Smythe. but it's a trifie
muddy"
Muddy he hanged" roared the
landlord. bursting in suddenly. Your
tubs in the next place. Git out OF
you blitherin' idiot! Not a word of
this in the 'ouse! That's my ONE
bTewed ale you're a-washin' I'M"
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-11-12
QUALIFICATIONS OF
HENS FOR BREEDING
Foundation of Success in Poultry
Keeping Is Ability to Rear
Vigorous Chicks.

A most pernicious idea appears to
be gaining ground in regard to the
qualifications of hen for breeding.
The number of eggs she will lay IS
apparently the only passport to the
breeding pen. regardless of develop
ment or constitution. By all means let
us have the prolific hens for this pur-
pose, but let us see to it that they are
otherwise qualified.
The foundation OF success in poul-
try keeping is ability to hatch and
rear strong, virile chickens, and
these can only result from strong,
well-developed and well-cared-for par
ents. This also applies to the subse-
quent egg production. Therefore it
follows that II hen is weedy and run
down she is not At subject for
breeding, no matter how many eggs
she has laid. But it does not follow
that q good layer should be discard
ed as . breeder. That would be 60
ing to the other extreme, but what
should be insisted upon is bodily de-
velopment of SUFFICIENT proportions
and strength to indicate q breeder OF
robust stock.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-11-12
Salmon Thrive in Maine.

Success has been met by the ou-
reau of fisheries in establishing hump
back salmon on the Maine coast. ac-
cording to reports from that terri
tory. The fish were planted in Febru'
ary, 1914, Many fish weighing nye
to seven and half pounds have been
taken or seen in Penobscot river. Me-.
and twenty were captured alive by
agents of the bureau near Bangor and
held In an effort to obtain ripe eggs.
From two of these fish 5000 eggs were
taken September 6. and. after fertili-
zation, sent to the Craig Brook hatch
cry for incubation. Local fishermen
caught and ate large numbers, and AK
employee of the Green Lake hatchery
took fifteen fish last week. These had
passed through the fshways in dams
in Dennys river and were dropping
down stream in a spent condition: at
the same time both live and dead fish
were observed below the dams.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-11-12

aged by mold, such material may
often be eaten by cattle when 1t would
poison horses or sheep. Timothy hay,
which is the standard roughage for
the horse, is unsatisfactory for the
dairy COW, and may cause serious
trouble with sheep on account of its
constipating effect.
Feeding cows a heavy allowance
OF ground and soy beans produces un-
duly soft Dutter. while an excess OF
cocoanut meal makes the butter too
hard. Peanuts and soy beans produce
soft lard when forming too large a
part of the ration of fattening pigs.
1t is often highly beneficial to add
wheat bran or linseed meal to the
ration on account of their slightly
laxative effect. On the other hand,
such laxative feeds as silage, pasture
grass, and legume hay, the use OF
bran or linseed meal may be unwise.
With the horse and with young
ruminants the ration must contain
some roughage to distend the diges-
tive tract properly. Furthermore. for
the best results the proportion of con
centrates and roughage in the ration
should be regulated according to the
kind and class of animal to be fed
and the results sought. Cattle, sheep,
and horses can be wintered satisfac-
torily on roughages alone. if of suit
able quality. Even brood sows may
be maintained chiefly on legume hay,
when not sucking their young. In
the rations for growing and fattening
animals and those at work or in milk,
considerable part of the ration
should consist of concentrates.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-11-12
COVERED SHED FOR
STOCK GAINS FAVOR
To Obtain Best Results Cement
Floor Should Be Provided
Shelter for Animals.

One of the most popular methods OF
caring for manure is the covered
shed. To obtain the best results the
shed rhould be provided with ce-
nent floor inclined at each end to
allow a spreader to be run in at one
end and out at the other; the sides
should be sufficiently high to contain
all the manure to be stored.
The manure should be placed evenly
over the floor, and that from horses,
cattle. sheep and hogs mixed to pre-
vent. as far as possible, aerobic fer
mentation. and consequent loss OF nj
trogen. The cattle in the yard should
be allowed to trample over it and it
may be worked over by the hogs with
out much danger of loss.
In addition to being a storehouse
for manure. the shed furnishes a shell
ter for farm animals which will COM
pact the manure SO that the aerobic
fermentation responsible for the loss
of nitrogen will be largely prevented.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-11-12
TESTS OF COST OF
MILK PRODUCTION
Study Made by Cornell IN. ~
Experiment Station With
834 Cows in So Herds.

From study made by the Cornell
IN. Y) experiment station of the
costs incident to milk production for
S34 dairy cows with full years records
in SO dairy herds in Jefferson county.
N. Y. it was found that of the 53
herds, comprising 81 COWS. were kept
at a loss of $1,33571.
On the basis of net cost and actual
receipts, 161 cows, or 10 per cent of
the total number, caused loss to
their owners of $1,7o9.S7, or $11.1S per
COW. The average production was
6,621 pounds of milk and 241 pounds
of milk fat. The milk was produced
at net cost of 1.21 cents. and the
milk fat at 1873 cents per pound.
The average selling price of the
milk was 1.52 cents per pound, and
the net profit per cow was 5000. The
net cost per COW was $S0.24 and the
receipts were $100.63. The average
cost of feed per COW was $51.57 and
the labor cost $2312. The average
cost of delivering 100 pounds of milk
2.14 miles was III cents. The profit
from cows yielding 10000 pounds OF
milk year was 81 per cent greater
than from those yielding 5000 pounds
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-11-12
INTERESTING HINTS
ON CALF BREEDING
Heavier Calves Produced From
Cows in Their Prime, Accord
ing to English Test.

From careful records taken of 10
Shorthorn COWS 1t was found by an
English agricultural society that the
average CESSATION periods of cows
bearing bull calves was 2SS.91 days;
of cows bearing heifer calves 2S3.75
days The longest period in the
former was 297 days, and the short
est period $50 days: in the latter 293
and 274. The average weight of the
bull calves was S9.45 pounds; that OF
the heifer S2.5 pounds. 1t was found
that the longer the period the heavier
the calf in each case.
1t was noted that the heavier calves
are produced from cows in their
prime; that is, ranging from five to
seven years OF age; after that age the
calves appear to become smaller at
Cirth. 1t is thought safe to take an
average of 2S5 days as the period OF
CESSATION and "a pounds as the av-
erage weight of q Shorthorn calf at
birth.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-11-12
TURN OVER TIME
When Nature Hints About tho Food.

When there's no relish to food and
any good then is the time to make a
turnover in the diet, for that's Ma
lures way of dropping hint that the
food isn't the kind required.
For number of years 1 followed
railroad work, much of it being office
work of trying nature. Meal times
were our busiest; and eating too much
and too quickly OF food such as is
commonly served in hotels and res
taurants, together with the sedentary
habits. were not long in giving me dys-
pepsia and stomach trouble which re-
duced my weight from 205 to 160
pounds.
There was little relish in any food
and none of it seemed to do me any
good. 1t seemed the more 1 ate the
poorer 1 got and was always hungry
before another meal, no matter how
much l had eaten.
Then commenced trial of Grape
Nuts food, and was surprised how a
small saucer of it would carry me
along, strong, and with satisfied appe-
trlt, uutll luo ucAI hcdl, VIII ~ 5cn-
sations of hunger. weakness or dis
tress as before.
Il have been following this diet now
for several months and my Improve
ment has been SO great all the others
in my family have taken up the use
| of Grape-Nuts with complete satisfac-
tion and much Improvement in health.
Most people eat hurriedly. have
lots of worry, thus hindering digestion
and therefore need a food that is pre-
| digested and concentrated in nourish.
ment."
| There's a Reason"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
| Creek, Mich.
| Ever read the above letterf A new
/ one appears from timo to time. They
| are genuine, true, and full of human
! interest.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-11-12


the small cakes. creamer and sugar
bowl, teaspoons and cups and saucers.
Cups may be had that are artistic
and shapely from ten cents to as
many dollars. but the tea tastes as
well from the ten-cent one and II one
is broken. your heart is not. Tea is
served at four o'clock so that It does
not interfere with the six o'clock din
ner and is not a meal in any sense.
The correct way of preparing tea
is to take the freshly drawn water at
the first boil. scald the teapot, then
add tea teaspoonful for each person
and one for the pot; cover with the
water, then let stand five minutes. add
enough water to serve, allow it to
stand minute then pour.
II you desire to make the tea with
tea ball it may then be served of
required strength to suit the individ-
ual taste. A pretty pitcher of hot wa
ter is another requisite. as we'll as a
bowl to empty the tea for a fresh
cup. Tea served in a moderate uuan.
ity, not too strong. is a fatigue re-
mover as well as a nerve soother.
Serve cream rather .han milk as 1t
makes a great difference in the flavor.
Those who enjoy Russian tea with
the lemon will take a Glove or two A
pretty way to add flavor as well as
sugar is to rub the cubes of sugar
over orange or lemon rinds to absorb
the volatile oils.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-11-12

(By W. A. HENRY and F. B. MoRRI-
SON. University of Wisconsin.)
The most important factor of all,
for the farmer who must depend on
the profits from his stock for his in
come, is the cost of the ration. In Sc
curing a ration which provides the
nutrients called for by the standards
and meets the other conditions pre-
viously discussed, lies a great oppor-
tunity for exercising foresight and
business Judgment on every farm
where animals are fed. The wise
farmer-feeder will consider the nutri-
ent requirements OF his animals in
planning his crop rotations. Through
the use of grain from corn or the
sorghums, Iegume hay and such cheap
succuience as silage from corn or the
sorghums, 1t is possible in most sec
tions of the country to go far toward
solving the problem of providing a
well-balanced, economical ration.
The feeds selected for any animal
should be such that they will not in
jure its health or the quality of the
product yielded. Feeds which are
suited to one class of farm animals
may not be adapted to others. Again.
n given feed may give satisfactory re-
suits when combined with certain
other feeds. yet in other combina-
tions it may prove unsatisfactory. A
few examples of such conditions are
furnished in the following: Cotton
seed meal in moderate amount is an
excellent feed for cattle, sheep, and
horses. yet it is SO frequently poison
Gus to pigs that feeding the meal, as
at present prepared, to these animals
cannot be advised. While there is
always danger from using feeds dam
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-11-12
Landlords Way.

John Barrymore. the actor, was
talking about Germany's submarine
policy in New York.
When Germany told us we Amerf-
cans might cross the seas in safety
provided we used such ships as she
offered, nearly died laughing" he
said.
Il was irresistibly reminded OF the
poet who complained to his landlord:
Landlord. l really must insist on
your repairing my doors and win
dows. They close SO badly that IL in
terrupts my work. 1t blows my hair
all about my face
"'Humph,' said the landlord. The
easiest way out of that difficulty Is for
you to get your hair cut off, New
York Times.