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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
PLAZA

Al last Bridgeport.s big local talent Nroduction, "A Night With Boys which has been in the works for the past four weeks under the able zdi-l reckion of Jafnes Saunders, is ready and win be presented for the first Ei1efe- sc--fl1ss fTiszs4safte ternoOn- There are eleven of our most popular and most gifted young local songsters 1n 4a1e cast sr11xeh is claimed to be 4te highest salaried ever offered in 8his city. Nothing has been left un-. done to make the piece a gigantic wg1ccess from the start to the finish. ls.Jixn'' Sas1xders has carefully selected i2zae men for the various roles and is 2ul1vs confident that he has chosen AoxiIv the very best male voices ob- pear. James Summer. Thomss Nery, EJohu. 7HcEonough, George Spencer Jack Calvin, Wi aaiaxn Sheay Frank Henson. George Ferry. David Heaphy,
 hoznas Lynch and James saunders Tlze stage settings hays been hanIf- ssome1y designed. The remainder of t1ae vaudeville program Is composed kof Eoilis Sisters and LeRoys classy fkeaxn of girIies and man is one of s&he 1ivliest and most originally con- sstrueted, singing talking and dancing l1anLasIes ln years Rouble 9Siranas. the EtaazzatRxe cartoonist with his funny l5ire of ptotures and odd chatter and EI5a1rd & Thompson, two more pretty faarnsels in 9 song revue that shodid meet with instant favor for the girls are attractive and magnetic and their ofrerfng Is new.
 The Millionaire Baby" 8 six part fi1mfzatfon seof Anna Katherine Greens famous mystery story Of the sana x tstle1 will be the main photo play. The stery is . remarkable one ana 2has been elaborately produced with an all star cast. Charlie Chaplin In sCrueI. Cruel Love- Keystone comedy and sThe Deception.' com pose the bilI>
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
BAD BREATH

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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
Honey Boy Evans so5syelT Tsoupey Reunited,
 Comes To Polls

Complying with a last request of the late minstrel man, seven former mem bers of his company are endeavor1ng to perpetuate the name of Honey Boy Evans in theatrical circles. When the noted minstrel man was dy- ing in Georgia, q year ago, he asked his company to continue it's tour Af- fer the death of Honey Boy, the company sdisbanded.
 Seven members of the troupe, how ever. Immediately arranged to con1- ply with the death-bed request of their former leader They arranged the big h11nstrsI show into a vaudeville offering and are now presenting 1t under the title o< the Original Honey Boys. It ie the big show .tboiled down. and, in adasfien to being a pleasing eTlterta5 nrneft, carries out a Hast wish Of 9, great performer. Tho EsskEsnev Boys" are a feature at PoEss Khe first half of this week.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
A ouenn Made a coIer Famous.

Marie Antoinette early in the sum- lmer of 1TT5 appeared before the king, her husband, in a lustrous dress of chestnut bro-vn, and he remarked lnughfng. '''That puce color is delight fully becoming to you Very aoon all the court ladies had puce -olorsed gowns, bUE the color not being univer- sally becoming and less extra "a gant shan light brilliant tints the Eashion of puee eolored toilets was adopted by the upper middle class more than by the nobility. and dyers could hardly fill their orders. The varying shades were given the most peculiar names, none of them attractive, "hea's back <oaris u1ud' and 'indiscreet tears being tha lGfest euphontous.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
Luke Mel uke Says:


 The trouble with a loser is that he always goes and loses more in an, eff. fort to get even.
 The easiest way to get a man mad is to tell him that he hasn't any right to get mad @ The reason why<mother knows that daughter does not 1irt is because mother always hirted when she was deug ghter's age.
 An hour is a whole lot longer to loaf than it Is to work.
 Every now and then you meet g man who has q bad habit of bragging that he hasn't any bad habits
 What has become of the old fashion ed carpet tack that the old fashioned man who used to walk the old fash toned baby at night used to step on?
 One good thing about peace is that it gives us time to prepare for war
 Any old kil1d Of man will do for husband. But a woman is hard to please whenS she is selecting the wall paper for the house after she is mar ried
 The old fashioned man who spent all his time trying to invent. a nonre- fliable bottle now has son who spends all his time enptying non refii.able bette
 Once upon a time a narried man offered his wife $10 without even be- ing asked for it. And the coroner said that Ter death was caused by some mysterious shock.
 Tell a man that he is V4oYking him. self to death and that he needs a loag rest, and he will go around town as2d |.te1I everybody what g oratny fellow you are.
 No matter phat the loss was and no mater how much the insurance was, ne man will ever admit after a fire that his loss was fully covered by insurance.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09

7 Poems Tkat Will Live. Dzis kto prozHuje- Kraj 5woj rujnuje zdradza godlo. Co v przyssloee wiodlo. On nfe wart, dziecie, Eye ma tynn swiecie. Wspomnien swfatyni Wstyd jego ezyni.
 -Kuryer PolsEzi.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
Tha Limit.

ssSuits. is cerfain.y Hdtty over the automobile game since ha sold his horse and buggy and 9ot q machine" !" re marked Jones.
 s'Why, they tell me that he took down the old horseshoe be bad hanging over his door for luck and hung up an old tire in its place" lf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09

The question is asked as to what has become of the family that used to settie down in quiet and peace to :es~ at 8 summer cottage for two entire months. Welt. yesterday al1ey covered about 900 miles in thctr au- tomobilef to1r. and will probably eoo willing to rest at the hotel for about 15 minutes after breakfast.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
Paw Knows Everything.

wilIie-Paw. what is philanthro- pist?
 Paw--1A philanthropist is 2 man who will promise 10 cents to a charity on condition tilat the charity raises an ad- dsesonal Sa9.9o, my son.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
WunI

Orangz colored eat lost. We'll trains ed. will eat anything, especially fond of children. Return to West Cor Democrat
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
Mean Rrute!

"If men would take as much care of their hair as women do they would be better off, said Mrs. Gabb. stTou nev- CT see any baldheaded women. do yod?"
 .'No.n n growled MT. Gabb. When a mans hair comes out it is gone for keeps But when woman's hair comes out she pulls 1t out of the comb and puts it back on her head again"
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09

Whaddy Ya Mean, "Retrsa4P" Souac man we always like to greet And others we would beats For, when we treat, soiue men retreat, While other men retreat.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
Hard Words, MenI

Luke McLuke, the Simon Legree of the Cincinnati Enquirer, swings the lash. New York Evening Telegrano.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
Bis of Byplay By Luke McLuke Copyright. 1918, the CincinuAd
 Enqtzirer
Correct

Correct. Man wants hut little here below, A wise old poet tells us so, But you will find It a good bet That man wants more than he will get
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
Saurst

.we,d all have. wads of coin, say 1.'s1 Ref1.arl1ed cid 1dr. Eudit. ssWe.d ell he rich if we could buy Experience on csedits''
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09

Plants at ManayunR, Pa, are pre- pairing for a flood, as ths Schuylkil river is rising rapidly.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09

Two American men were killed when Mexican bandits raided the town of Sebastian, Tex. United States cavalry men. Texas rangers and armed men have gelc % the scene.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
Our Daily Special,

The man who can't do it always cr1ticises the way the other fellow is doing 1t.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09

Three more cases of typhoid fever were reported in the Bay Ridge sec tion of Brooklyn, N. Y.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
Willie

To our dear Willie We gave a dollar, Which he promptly did Proceed to swaller. He's a dollar in, We're a dollar out. But he's dearer to uB Without any doubt. -. P. F.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
Thines to Worry About,

A Minnesota court has just ruled that a man who steals a mule is not a horse thief.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09

Nine ty--four locomotives will be built by the Pennsylvania Railroad at it's Altoona, Pa, shops.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
oh Girial

Dear Luke-Ray Loves and Gus Cares both live at Chester Hill, O. A. S. R.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09
Mannaa Ia Mnnans

Ura Turnipseed, lives at Frank fort. O.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09

So far no ono has tried to sell us the stocks of perfun1ery, doii, or can dy factories claiming they were go- ing to be Denefltted by war or ders.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-09

Advertise in The Farmer
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04

the most economical of games, but eMorra" Is perhaps the most economi- cal game in the world, for it demands nothing but Q pair of hands. The play. CTS each throw out their right hand, with a number Of fingers extended Then each has to call five" three eight or any number that he con- slders equal to the number of fingers extended by himself and has opponent added together in this Hes the test, for an old hand can divine by the very turn of his opponents fingers how many Ae is going to extend When ever a player guesses the right total In any throw he counts 1t on his left hand by folding in a finger of that hand It takes nine such correct gues- ses by one player to make game. This game Is prescribed by law if prac- ticed in public. hence the deyotees be- take themselves to alleys and byways. From the silence of these regions there comes the telltale bowling Of the raul cous players As game precedes game, and the wine they play for is consum- ed the play becomes more intense, the cries moro hoarse and loud, so that one would imagine that there were dogs barking No game Is older than this-eyen chess must yield the palm for antQuity-and yet 1t is popular and as primitive today as when first played on the banks Of the Nile Strand Magazine)
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04
AIR. BRYAN MAKES
 OuT GOOD CASE

No one who looks at things with an unbiased mind has ever doubted that the administration was doing It's best in good faith, to live up to the obligations of a neutral nation No one who reads in that spirit the rec ord of the administrations action, as set forth in Mr. Bryans letter to Sem ator Stone, can help conceding that, on the whole, these matters have been handled in satisfactory way.
 Where hore has been an apparent invasion Of American rights the ad. ministration has promptly secured an available information and lodged Q protest Where the question was one that afforded ground for further dis. cussion the administration has clearly asserted the American view 70 has not discriminated against any nation. lt has proceeded with the calmnesB which is indispensable in all cases where settlement and not provocation is sought
 There are Of course, always with ms those who believe in Introducing negotiations with violent afiirmauons; who feel that country that speaks calmly has surrendered Its prestige And there is a small element ln our citizenship that finds our negotiations unsatisfactory because they haye not resulted In embroling us in some way with Che country or countries against which their preiudices are fixed
 The administration has wisely de- cided to follow sounder counseis. It has not thrilled Inc country but it has. convinced it of the recdtude Of its intentions and the general pru- dence of its course. It has not se- cured as prompt 2 settlement of some yexing questions as might perhaps be desired; but 1t has at least avoid ed rendering them more perploxing by adopting a summary tone certain to loment national antagonissm.-Chica- go Herald)
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04
-cIbbonr Takea lh. MaII.

Gibbonc Takeg the Mall.
 That Mike Gibbons, the St. Parl phantom. had shade the better Of tenrout set-to with Jimmy clabby at Milwaukee, Che Hammond Shadow was tho opinion oi a majority of the sport writers and boxing experts who witnessed Che contest,
 Chubby Is inc claimant to the well terweight utle and Gibbons was Che challenger The former is 28 years of age and the latter one year young er They had been dickering for o contest for months and the bantering, matchmaking challenging and brag- ging resulted in match which could possibly have resulted in determining Inc championship but as it is the title Is now about as much In question as ever.
 Both boys put up a game fight each showing science and neither indicat- ing on inclination 10 mix it up and get into unnecessarily dangerous quar. ters In doing so. The gallery was 9 big one. 5000 spectators. or an S18,- 900 house being present, and by many the exhibition was one combining near ly every possible merit The fighters guarded their movements well in ey- cry round, and mother evidenced ser ious injury at the end of the round.
 The welter crown has been in com roversy ever since the day Of Stan ley Ketchel clabby has had probab- iy the best right to attach 1t and now that Michael has shown superiority over him in some of Che departments, he has about as much of claim to present as has the other lrish.Ameri- can. Gibbons is the lighter man of theI two by couple Of pounds and each went into Che ring weighing consider ably less than the articles Of agree ment called for-158 pounds at ring. side.
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04
Fl. Mahone oIvea InaLrueLIon.
DISABLED JEFFERSON
 LEAVES ANCHORAGE

steamship Jefferson, of the Alaska Steamship company left her anchor. age near Marmion Island at the south erly end of Douglas island, at seven o'clock last evening, after having lain to for several hours while repairs were made to her engines. When the Jefferson left here yesterday afternoon her engines were laboring heavily, and vessel was stopped after run Of ten miles. for repairs Chief Engln. ger and bis assistants finally got the engines In shape to continue the voy- age
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04
MRs puLLEN coMgs FRom
THE SOUTH

Nrs. F. S. Puuen, proprietor Of the Puuen House of Skagway, has return ed North from visit or several weeks in Lower California. She came North several days ago on tho City of Se- attle, and Is now at her home in Skag- way While in the Gastineau Cham nel cities she visited with Mir and Mrs. Russell Wayland Of rreadwell MT Wayland Is college friend Of Lieut. Dan. Pullen, Mrs. Puliens son. who became famous as an all around athlete when at the University Of Washington and afterward as Q foot ball player and coach for the West Point team.
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04

Bonnie Witt an insane patant aho .wM be taken by the ofiicars 60 Port land for commitment Go tho Morning. side Asylum Al Wolf os Seward, and Mr and Mrs B. B. Wheat Mrs. c. H. kraemer Miss Maud kraemer. Mrs w. ! Morton, anu Mra, Chsrles E. Buunen. of Valdez, also arc pas. sousers to Seattle
 Among thc passengers leayins @n' ucau on the Aarlposa were the Ref 1T. ?. Corscr for Ketehlaan M, Hol- sad to Wrangen and J Frank War her, c T. Moritz r. A Loatz. J LOT au1ea. Mrs. Charles Goldstein Marion Goldstein. Mrs 4. peGrogi Miss Car rte E Hail Mr. and Mgs R. Rankin J. G. Marin. F. J Campbell and ,. H. irglns co Seattle.
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04
FAMOUS "HAM SUIT
 PRISONER CAUGHT

Dave Collins, accused Of purloining hams from the warehouse of a meat market managed by Mayor John Reck. Is in custody and the now famous suit will be aired at a preliminary hearing Of the evidence in the case be- fore Judge J. B. Marshall, at 4.8O this afternoon.
 Collins was arrested yesterday at Tee Harbcr Deputy Marshal F. R. Cook making a special trip for tho pur- pose.
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04
azBYSSEl PACKING
 COMPANY BUYS 9EE

Thc vendsyssol Paekine company, which opemtea the Iyee whaling sto, lon md5ra ieaee held rom Che Tgeo Whaling company has purehased Che property and will continue its opor- ation, Huno Hover. manager Of the Vendsyssel Packing company is in Ju- neau. and is preparing for the opera tlons oi hi5 company for tbe coming year Tho plantwlli begin i.a ammer activities about May
 The Tyee Whaling company was or ganI2od and owned by Barneson and Hlbbayd, of San Francisco. Sometime ego they leased the properiy to Che Nendsyssel Packing company and at the same time gave the latter company an option to purchase The option has now been taken up
 The yensdyssel Packing company's home town Is Portland 0res though Manager Hover remains in Che North most of che time Mr. Hover, Who win be in Juneau for two weeks, is at the Occidental hotel He will leave here for pyee.
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04
HIGH SCHOOL PREP a
 ING co ISSUE ..IoTEaI.-

The Htudents Of the Iuneau Hish School have begun active work npon the 1915 rotem tho annual puoiiea lion of tho high school lt is nroposea Co mako tbe edition the best that the schooi hae got produced. lt wiil be much larger sban lest year's edition and wli' contain more illustrations. The publication ia Co be produced whoi l5 by Che students or the high ohool
 The staff of editors and mmagers Is as foilows
 Edtorn.ChieG Burdolle Winn az. sistant editor Paul phompaon sooie- g editor. Miss Anne McLaughlin joke editor. Charles Skusos alumni editor Eugene Nelson: atbletic editor WI, liam Tascheis; assistant athletic edi. tor. Miss Mary Connor exchange edi. tor Waino Hendrlckson manager cy- ril Kashaveroiii assistant monoeer Russell Cromer
 The students wili make D canvass of Juneau within ihe near future for advertisements for tho edition
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04
Ball Playora cbrIaIIa0l.

Ball Playere chrlatlans.
 The Christian life Of Che baseball player especially the big leaguer was the subject of talk given the other night to members Of q Holy Name So- ciety by Hugh Jennings Of the Detroit Tigers
 The subject was new one for the scrappy Tiger pilot but, as in every thing Jennings undertakes he deliy- ers tho goods His remarks on the big leaguers proved interesting and enlighteniug to hundreds Detroit men, especially those who were Of the ops iniou that the baseball season and the travels around tho country 1t affords tho players is one continuous aeason Of joy and merrlment for the play CTS
 According to Jennings, q large per centage Of the ball players remain just as true 10 their religious duties as do the persons who are home the year round and who are accordingly under the Influence Of home life He mentioned humorous big leaguera who he knows are thorough Christians.
 He also told of knowing many Cath oiic players who on the eve of im- portant games or important series al- ways make it their duty to receive che sacraments. believing that in such a manner their chances of doing good work and of coming out yictorlously viii be strengthened
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04
nann MI lhs Ecdn.

W WaHH NFIII III0 0U07
 Leslie Mann, outlielder and mem- Der of the Worlds Champion Boston Braves has hoped to the Federal League The information concerning Lesiie's desertion of the Slalhngs crew comes from members of his family residents Of Lincoln, Nebraska who received a letter from the former Bos- ton outfielder saying he he'd signed a two-year contract to play with Joe Tnker's Chifeds In addition to an annual salary of $5,500, Lealie was handed a bonus of s2OOO.
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04
LINER HEAT1ERS
 TERRIFIC ST0Ra.

From 6 o'clock Tuesdny morning ln- tll age in the attegnoon tne AissAs Steamship Company's coastwise liner Mariposa l0nehl witch terrific seas pe- tween Ocean Cape. near 4akutet. ano Cnpe Spencer but the vessel @ea-a- cred tue gale in shipshape order and was only eight hours late when sne arrived here. Southbound at fsS0 yes- terday afternoon.
 According to Captain Charles j.. O'Brieu. commander Of Che Mariposas Che storm was one oi the worst in lhe history of Aiasko's coast A Southeasteriy wind sprang up early Tuesday morning and by 2 o'clock ita velocity had multiplied until great whitecaps dashed agains, Che vessel with tremendous force and slowed ihe ships speed At times the Mariposa shipped great seas on her foredeek and the water came over the rail amidships Nearly an of the passen- gers were seasick, and none oi the sailors were on deck The matches had been basteuod down and the decks cleared by tho early watch, when the storm's ominous approach was -indi. cated by the ships barometer
 Among the Mar.posa's passengers Tor Juneau were W. T. Meudham, one os the pioneer jewellers oi the North. who has stores at Juneau and Fair banks; James Protopapas. os Nome, and Juneau. and Lieutenant G. p Koch Ter, .. S. A.. who Is on his way to Fora Seward, from Fort Liscum, with ten privates Of the army The army men arc registered at the Cain.
 Deputy McA5hai al E. Sullivan, oi Valdez is 8 passenger for Seattle, with
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04

sg0RMS
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anoksrs an eaIanaar.

8uokera on Calendar.
 There arc two big smokef8 on lne calendar oi sports The tirst VIII be given by Joe Fisher in inc Juneau Amateur Athletic cinb Saturday even. lngi for members only and the sec oud will be given 2 week from tomor- row night 10 Glks Haii. by the Bike. Both smokers Will be ieatured by box Ing bouts and other athletic eyents.
 Fishers smoker Tuoaday night wa8 abfogated by the stern end sturdy arm of Uncle Sam. becuuse tho athletic di- rector he'd charged an admission fee. Nov Joe will give his smokefost free. n order to make good with the mem
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04
eRoTopApAs HERE.

Joseph Protopapas, former local fruit dealer returned last night from Nome. He came out to Fairbangs oy- CT the snow and ice, as a travelling companion of William Maloney Ter ritorial mining Inspector. The latter remained in Fairbanks.
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04
MRS euNNELL LEAVES.

Mrs. Charles E. Bunnen, wife of the new United States judge for the Fourth Judicial Division, passed through Ju. neau last evening on the steamship Mariposa, and will spend tho balance of the winter in Seattle. Mrs Bun. mel expects to come North to SSagway when the Yukon river opens Co naYi. gatIon this Spring, and make Che trip into Fairbanks by steamer.
The Alaska daily empire., 1915-02-04
HUNGRY MAN ASKS
 FOR EMPLOYMENT

City Jailer ]. Fl. Wheeler asked The Empire today to help destitute man in securing work The man for sever. al days has been getting one meal 9 dag at the city jail through Che kind- ness Of the city officials He is said by Mir Wheeler to be fine man who has signihed his willingness to work at any task that may be assigned him. Ills address has been loft with the jailer who says he would Ike to hear from anyone who is interested.