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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
thu FORD EXPEDITION.

~ HoULD the proportion Of accept
ances and refusals 20 particle
pate IN Henry Ford's peace
jaunt 20 Europe which are being
printed be accepted az an indication
OF the general sentiment regarding
that expedition u would appear that
everyone Is In the position Of the
large rat mai who slapped he stout
young man OF the back and told h'm
10 hurry up and show how easy It was
for him 20 carry a barrel OF -four up
stairs. Everyone has told Mr. Ford
nearly everyone. hat; Is. that his idea
u a good one snd they hope he will
succeed In -harmonizing the differ
ences abroad. but the invited guests
are almost unanimous In assuring Mr..
Ford that he VIII have to get along
with their moral support instead OF
their physical presence.
Without saying anything personal
about Mr. Ford. It seems TO ~ that
he Is rushing In where the angels
have not been trcading much Of late.
Why does he wish 20 interfere In
the war? what right, as a private
citizen. has he to make advances 10
the warning nations? win he cali
upon the United states to back him
up when ne il snubbed by foreign
statesmen These are some OF the
questions his expedition forces 90
mind Europe u not America, and
MIR. Ford probably will be looked
upon as more or less OF a nuisance
by the national leaders he approaches.
The nation that Is using his motor
ears TO carry machine guns about the
battle areas, and Germany. which
transported 100000 men from one
end Of the theater Of wal 60 the other
IN q day In Ford automobiles, oi
course may give him a different re.
ception merely out Of a sense Of obii-
cation 10 him.
In Europe a decidedly lower value
Is placed upon mere money h Is
the case Ia America Mr.. Ford's adj
vent abroad will be viewed by the
plain people more or less as Ameri-
cnns would View the open participa-
iion OF the Prince OF Wales ia one OF
our presidential elections
In brief. the war is Europo's busi-
ness Mr.. Ford well might let II alone.
especially az will spend nearly a day
income to take his guests TO the con
tinent.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
Health Talks
Turpentine
nv WILLIAM BRADY MD

IL Of turpontine is by all odds
~ the best local application we
know for collie. Whether tho
cause Of the collie be Rallstonos,
chronic appendicitis. or other I'M
diagnosed condition accompanied
with acute attacks OF pain and per-.
hapa ilatulence or gas formation. tur.
pcntino Is the most ~eficacious home
remedy We can mention,
But u matters a great deal how
the turpentine Is administered.
IL is very useful rs q carminative
and fieeting stimulant when given
internally 10 an adult Cnot to a
childl In one dose Of about five drops
on some sugar or IN "a capsule. one
dose Is sufficient Il should not be
repeated
But the better effect a. obtained By
the local application OF turpentine In
the shape of the turpentine stupc.
a little %turpeutinc goes a great
way. Too much will blister. Here
Is the way to use turpentine siupes
Take a large wooden or flannel
cloth. drop It into water in a basin
nearly boiling hot. Take two pieces
of br00mstick a foot or more long.
run them through loops In the end
Of a canvas bag which opens on one
side. Drop the hot cloth into the bag
by means OF a stick or fork (it is
too hot TO handlel. and wiring Il out
Thoroughly by means OF the broom.
sticks. which can be twisted by two
persons.
Now, Just before applying the
cloth TO the patients anxious alb.
domen sprinkle over 8! about FIVE or
ten drops Of turpontine Then put
the t%grpent!nc bottle away. for you
won't need any mor Of II this
season.
The stupe should be changed as
soon az the heat Is gone-every NJ.
teen minutes or so-regardless Of the
patients vigorous protests. Heat
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
BLIND BOAT BUILDER

"HE name o. Herreschon viii az
ways be linked with the con-
structlon Of swift boats IN tho
United States in the nineteenth and
twentieth cent9Ties. and that % John
D.. az he who died was called along
NarraEnnsctt bay, will be AZ a hight
house 10 The bind or nine children
he was one of four who were stricken
with blindness ln early youth. In
heriting love o. boats ard Az things
pertaining 10 b sea from ms father.
who had won fame as "a handler de-
signer and builder of racing yachts.
b. urged him on against ON. OF lifo 8.
heaviest hnndicaps and az "a he and
his brother Sat started the business
~ designing % constructing the
fastest sail and steam craft the world
had known They applied the coil
states gave them contracts FOR tor
pedo boats Britain obtained from
them the fastest torpedo boats of the
period, and RUSSIA and Italy followed
with orders Thc Hrls success win
defenders 81 the Americas c1p-tnc.
greatest yachting trophy the world.
knows-and with other pleasure gral
u sail ana steam 81 e. matter Of his.
tory When his brother died John D.
took up desisHing as wei az construc
tiun-aud did his designing from
mental calculations. proved up by|
sense of touch on the models The.
touch of his fnscr tips on O. model
or an engine part told him more than
many another could comprehend by.
aid Of eyes ne enjoyed speed and
used 70 say that although Dc could
not sec a boat so he could. while on
n. feel this dash and plunge col j..
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
Views OF The Press
The Little Things OF Life

death. A curious paradox this, YET
bacteria are a. once the greatest
friends and the ncrcost foes of every
living thing. Not animals. az
L@ouwcnhock thought. but vegetables,
bacteria consists Of two classe4-
those which prey on living things
and those which reduce 10 their origi.
nal minerals, fluids and gases, every
dead thing which they attack. They
are OF various shapes. round like
marbles or straight like little sticks
They grow in clusters. chains and In
paira. They are ubiquitous. The
dusty air, the earth and ltg waters,
tho interior Of animals ana plants
am contain them. They cause tho
fermentation OF foods, they mako
cheese they produce disease, and
some Of them when killed and I'm.
jCcted into an animal protect n
against the very disease which thcy
would have produced if living. Many
OF them live as harmless creatures
In the body Of an animal for years,
only to XIII their host when the op.
portunity presents. Their study
has given birth to a science. bac-
terioloRy. one OF the foundation
stones Of public health-PdtcrsOa
Morning Cdi.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02

A pROpOs Of woman suffrage. all
n great things have small be-.
ginning. A spectacle maker,
Jan Lcippcrahc,m by name, living in
Holland. invented "a crude magnify
ing glass lu zoos. Anton Won Leu
weuhook, born IA Delft this day
1892, Improved this clumsy toy and
evolved % compound microscope,
which has become the most valuable
sanitary tool yet devised boy man
That FIRST microscope was as Ear re.
moved from .he hlgh-ppv.ro1 .ustru.
mcut ot to-day as is tine modern
American from the original cavc-
man Yot by this faulty means,
]Louwcnhoor naturalist, physician
aud botanlrt. discovered certain NH
mute bodies which DC called little
animals" Ho made drawings OF these
and to-day we know them Tor those
useful friends and malignant enemies
OF man- bacteria We spend u
days surrounded by another world,
a living world OF countless billions,
invisible 20 the naked eve, silent,
tireloss. destroying the living, con-
Stunning the dead. useful In the sci
ouccs and arts, yet often followed by
q train Of sickness. suffering and
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02

asain by another route to the starting
point
An organization has been formed
and a circuit trcc-plsntinK committee
is now on a our OF inspection and IN
consultation with citizens along the
route. The plan. which IL well dcvci-
opcd. ls not the simple one Of planting
a row OF trees on zach side 81 the
roadway equal distances apart. thus
showing their artificial origin. but the
distribution % the trees in accordance
with nature and the best principles Of
landscape g%ardcnlng
The idea il to make the circuit n
af scenic beauty. u there T. a view
from a turn IN the road overlooking
a valley NO trees viii be planted %
obslruct az IL will be framed" with
s%hrubbcry and IL beauty thereby be
enhanced. The trees will not be
planted at regular intervals and tho
varieties VIII be chosen with care and
expert Judgment The ambitious pur-
pose il to make the circuit so beauti-
iul that Il will become famous
throughout the country Tor rs scenic
attractions.
Something like this has been pro-
iectcd in a rather spasmodic way and
in spots along the Lincoln highway.
u Is a natural and inevitable Develop
ment A bare, paved road Il ma
enough. decoration at once suggests
itself and In time. as improved high
ways extend owe the thcii
Identification will follow as a mat.
ter OF course.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
Pepper Talks
By GFoRCE MATTHEW ADAMS
Promptness

BE on Time.
Because uf the latcnoss Of Mar
shall GruuChy of the French army at
the Battle Of Waterloo, BlIchcr had
time TO whip his army pa 10 the
help of Wellington. Napoleon or
dered right. Had not the man
to whom he entrusted his awful
orders Numbered hrsitatcd- been
would have been changed from
1915.
BE on Time
The Train was late. is The most
frequent explanation after q terrible
accident. What a multitude Of
lives have been lost. what an army
ct men and women have been de
priycd of position aud honor. what
untold suffering and humiliation
have followed in tho path OF the
late MI Late Nothing pays better
than promptness.
Re on Time.
Promptuess rs the act OF being on
the job when your name Be- called
and answering 10 iL. Not NEARLY
but THERE.
lN' WI AAA't.
Time tolls it's minutes with even.
regular strOkos-uovor has a stroke
been tollod ont OF Tune or out OF
Time The Job, the Appointment.
the order. the Friend, the Oppor-
tunity won't wait for The man who
doesn't respond on the dot.
BE on Time
BE not deceived boy the cheap
changing uf gold and silver gifts
through whose possession you
imagine yourself immune 90 Honor
and the Irumpturss OF Appoint
muuts. There is uo winning 10 the
slothful. The world with an its
wonderful offerings gives its choice
freely 90 the man Of his word.
Br ON Time.
BEE on Time at your desk each
day at each and every Appoint
mcut throughout each day. ln fact,
the path 90 greatness starts by be-
ing un time each morning az your
own breakfast table. That's tho
~begiU1iuE, anyway.
BE on Time.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02

Above the ton-cent limit are tho
u|ristoCracy. the prosperous business
class and the 7pendthriit8. BHlow II
{. the plain citizen who work. hard
for his money and cen smoke with
pleasure and content q cigar that
biteth like a serpent and stinEcth
like an adder. 4 mHn may sell his
automobile without exciting com.
ment. but when nc stops smoking
ten-cent cigars and begins 10 Hmoko
~hvo-cou'ers. with his nose carefully
removed from the smoke, the world
knows that something severe has
happened 10 him
Cigars are useful for meditation
purposes Some me can only think
when their brains arc gourcd up
with their putting muscles They
are also "a universal medium Of good
fellowship. Oncr a friend a dollar,
ana he win be iusulted. Give him "a
piece Of t6rred roping with o Mother
Hubbard wrapper and o gilt sash
around a., and he win thank you
with tears In his ewes as ne smokes.
And v you get nca enough 20 him,
there will be tears Ia your eyes also.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02

IT HE subject OF cigars Is so vast
that the mere attempt 90 contem-
plate II produces dizziness and
gives the typewriter blind s%tageers.
over 300. 900. 000 men on this
planet are smoking cigars each day.
They consume on an average OF 6OO.-
10000 cigars daily Tn means the
burning Of COO, 900. 900 n" tches, which
mus, be made from the wood OF 100
acres Of forest, II ear that prob.
ably l50.J00.0 600 men are stopped
each day By 1jO.00u.0O 10 other mon
who want 10 borrow O match. The
time wasted In this operation alone
Is equal TO 800. Co., 900 minutes n
day, or 5000. 010 hours. or 200. 900
days. or 5i7 years-lonE enough to
build and completely finish a post
office building iu Chicago.
To say nothing OF TIE time spent
by each maj 10 tryiUr to paste down
the end OF bis cigar so that 90 viii
not unwrap and allow the backbone
TO fan out. The time wasted in
this performance would dig "a Pan.
anna canal each day.
Smoking cigars Is cno Of the very
few forms OF legal arson. Each day
the public iguite5 $40. 900 600 worth
Of cigars which are g total loss By
evening Cigars are made OF tobacco
and near tobacco and almost tobacco
and alleged and pseudo and quondam
and quasi tobacco. They are like
great singers. They 20 hes, under
foreign names. This prejudice has
filled our country with "La Ropera, %
Burma villa and san Queroseno'
cigars, any one at which would smell
as energciically under the American
translation. In fact, the choice Of a
name for a cigar Is much more i'm.
pOrtant than the choice Of tobacco.
4 Colorado Clara cigar will sell
nicely, but any manufacturer who
put a Missouri Mabel cigar on
the market would be ruined In q
month. When q manufacture has
secured q good free burning name
and a gilt and pink corset which
viii attract tine eye. he g. 30 we'll
satisfied that he frequently doesn't
bother about picking out any tobacco
az all.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
10 HEALTHY A HIGHWAY.

~ OLLOWING The new interests TO-
tho building Of highway comes
"a supplementary ana very com
mendahlo enterprise. a tree-Fiartlng
movement OF statewide extent has do
yeloped he Massachusetts whose pur-
pose IL the planting az shade trees
ana sbrubbery over a road 500 miles
long extending from Boston 20 the
western end Of the state and back
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
Peoples Legal Friend
Out OF The Agreement
by z R. BRANsoN

y. Tao mou formed 70 partner.
ship for NJ purpose Of conducting 1
certain business one Of ne part.
HCrg bought some WDr,huudigr and
goods that one not adapted 10 ne
business for Uhirh ne partnership
CdS formed. kiHdly inform ma
tChCihcr ms pGrfHor had "a lcgnI
right 10 do THIS.
A ~ tho goods are Of such a char.
actor that they are not used in the
business Of this particular partner.
ship, and cannot De- mado available
Tor such purpose, n liability attach
iur 20 tho Grm cannot De created In
this manner.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02

must be just n wee BIT moro than the
patient thinks he ri stand II II Is
60 be effective. over the stupe n dry
flannel may be placed TO keep the
clothing dry
Sometimes q few drops OF ,urpen.
tine may be added 10 a soap and wa.
ter. or giycerin and water. or EPSON
salts and water enema just before u
Is giyen-for adults only. Hut tho
local Influence " %turpentine. IN the
hot stupe, is by all odds the most
favorable IN all cases OF abdominal
collie.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
THE LOST TIME DISEASE.


THE National Council for Indus
trial Safety Is trying to reduce
the number Of automobile ac-
cidents by spreading broadcast the
following recommendations:
l. BE considerable.
2. Go slow: First. passing children
second. passing vehicles. third. APP
preaching crossings; fourth. turning
corners.
3. stop: First, al railroad cross
ings' second behind STANDING street
cars.
e. Use chains on slippery pave
mcnts.
.. when in doubt go slow or stop
4 few days since a gentleman halt
I'd two young ladies who were dodg-
ing In from, OF an electric car that had
just stopped. At the same instant g
big touring car, going at not less than
% miles IN hour, shot by on he other
side.
\ tragedy had been narrowly avert
ed by the gentleman who had seen tn,
probabilities Of the situation. II is
charitable 90 suppose that tho eppie
in the touring car had only 81 few
more moments TO live aud they just
HAD 20 see the top Of University hin
before the end. II they "a boon
Obliged TO get out and walk they
could 90 more han passed the hirH
school In the allotted time
Strange as il may seem pcopi,
who own hish-powcr ears ar, vcry
frequently pressed for time The,
Just have 90 take chances on lives auo
umbs-of somebody clsc-ln order ID.
catch up.
And SO. they ignore tho laws ana
ordinances they pass lttl, children
Ike a whirlwind they shoot 1y te-
hiclcs with the speed Of an express
train on a clear track they take
crossings at a flying heap. and turn
corners on two wheels.
T,,.. ,,r n..o,.
,..r
,p,, .,o, o., =.
,,i,s a.. ,r.tu 49,,
,..ssi,g ana .,,oh. .h 80
rru an ,.nt,d .,,... r.
loadirr or r-,l,.a,,a
' '" '
,,-,.,,ro.,
...
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
When The Guardians Charge
Mnrrtpg

O. whore 70 gifL HHd,r guardian.
ship WnrfisS, dpcs her Guardian hdrc
OHV furth'r rights ~ urr amp further
dHfirs Wu0S'f Uu0 hiwf
a The statutes differ In their pro.
visions with reference to this mnt
ter. Frequently however, II is pro.
yided that the mnrriag, of the ward
will discharge the guardian with rnf.
crcnce 20 the guardian custody and
education NJ The ward. but not with
respect 60 her property.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Diphtlieria Cultures

Can q doctor di0OHOsC O case OF
diBhthCrin irifhoui taxing a culture
from me hfo0ff can a culture
from the throct De reported posi-
tire chen ne patient has some
other throat trouble Than diphthCridg
AHsrcT-C Certainly he can. IL he
knows his business. In fact the cul.
turO q only confirmation Of the doc.
tors diagnosis. II the doctor says
diphtheria snd the culture Is ~.
ported negative" the doctor Is more
likely right. II the culture is re-
ported positive" II only proves
there are living diphthcria germs in
the throat-hut many healthy chill.
dren harbor d~iphtheria germs with
out having the disease. The culture
Is n very untrustworthy guide. Your
doctors opinion is the only safe
guide.
HufTman'S AnOdyne
Please inform me- irhcthcr Nor.
mans AHodVRc Is considered q rood
remedy FOR the rciiet Of ddfVicHcC,
iH ~fcdsp0OHful doScs.
AHsiCcr-It Is an old remedy for
hatulonce. one or two doses, I'm a
little cold water, should be enough.
IL contains ether.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
Current Poetry
That Restaurant Pie

In the restaurant I SIT, thinking,
mother, dear, ct you,
And the good old-fashloned pics
you used to make,
Where tho top and bottom Crusts
had some filling in between
And did not require q black
smiths sledgc 10 break.
Now the apple pie ! get tastes Just
like a leather belt
And would make a dandy half
sole Tor a shoe.
II viii bend. but viii not break. and
III always have 10 take
on my I'D In fond remembrancea
OF you.
Roy x. MOHIfOn.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
Vest Pocket Essays
BY GEORGE FITCH

BY GEORGE FITCH

There are three grades Of cigars:
Good cigars. bad cigars and election
cigars. Practically the only social
division among men In the United
States Is made by the ten-cent cigar.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02

Tn man that can make stun We
ought to hear as attractive as tn
things we ~ouphtnt q hear. Is as
much az a binefacthor as tn mon
that makes healthy grub ta-aste
GOOD.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
A valuable Confederation

Q IN spc0kiHg OF % "rGlpabIc ron.
alteration. m iGlr. lo.s mia moan
TFoUgy'
A. n docs NOT nccaHs arilr moan
money IT. usually means mon OF
money worth, but may Dee defined
more accurately 1868 something which
tHr JAS esteem. .. Eal..
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
Mo MnnthlY Trcat

lNN FANNNhAAN aANNaA
Bout oncc a month | get a treat
You can't guess what Il Is.
u you can probe my secret sweet.
You surely are q viz.
It's not that ! am paid my wage
Upon that certain day,
My debtors ! must nsuds assuago
In somo more frequent way.
But when the r. T. y. comes round
always watch to see
~ he. within his pack. has found
The thing that uckles me.
Aud II ne has. 7 stop my work
And spend an hour or So
/ care not who may call me
"shirk 49,
That hour has to go.
IN tell you nov what pleasos me
YOU'D never guess. ! ween'l:
It's looking at pictures In the Ge-
Ographical Magazine!
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02

n Won play billiards. learn cushion
aftcrward No other procedure is so
effective In keeping the game from
dragging.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02

There recently was an invostiga.
ton 90 determine whore the widow ;
money gDcs. a good deal Of Il finds
its way 10 "a second husband.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02

Buck EilUy says when q nan "an
think of nothing else TO twit you
about De- advises YOU 10 save a thou
sand dollars.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02

Unless you desire 10 become a bore
and O. nuisance. you probably have no
ambition To- live % be one hundred
years old.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
TnI,I Her

"Tell me something Of ancient
Athens said the teacher Of world
history.
Athens" said the student that
nobody knew whether he was smart
81 foolish. "was always one of the
most famous Greece-spots
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02

The fact that a woman IL a blonde
often Is considered ground for
suspicion by other women.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
Confnrt

Agent for DePunk Rubber Com
pany-Did you say that my brand
81 t~ire-casings were the worst IN
the world
Disguised Patron-N0, indeed. I
merely sald that was preparing a
statement to that effect. but wished
irst 90 try out 10 more kind, that
had been said 10 be worse.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
shc NJ sntlsned

she Was Satisfied
go. Miss PassG. he got $500
iron you did hef'
yes. nc got it,
"Did he ever pay Il hack?"
NO
Aren't you going to u him for
70"
"No. indeed. You sec he lad just
promised 20 marry me The novel
sensation was worth all ! paid him
,Ci II
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02

u is suggested In the interest OF
accuracy that the old saw, "as busy
as n bee, be revised TO read. "as
busy az a fox terrier
Next 10 the woman who stands
oycr % redhot stove ana cooks for
harvest hands the small town In
which an amateur brass band has
Just been organized has the best
claim on your sympathy.
n has been suggested that tho
clergyman who criticised men for
wearing creased trousers should also
denounce the snobs who brush tho
dundTun on their cOat collars.
n you can lead q crowd, that IL all
right. But, generally speaking, II iI
mighty poor sense 10 follow enc.
The hardest job a fat man has is
20 whip pneumonia.
No n who has seen the blood.
hounds In Uncle Toms Cabin be-.
licves Eliza was justified In the risk
she took with the floating ice.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02
Expert Invalid

The baltimore SuGpgpeT has a
want ad from a woman who saws
she g. recently from Budapest and
ha. had nineteen years experience
Ca all kinds OF sickness"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-12-02

Tell me just what you think Of
me-"
We battered him, and To-
We lost his friendship, quick. For
he
Had really wanted 20 know!