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CIENCIAS OCULTAs

Secretos de los Carlos. Arte de ga
mar q todos los juegos. sl.0o
La Gran Magia Suprema...... Soc
Eachiridiones, Grimorios : Peutacu-
La Gran Varita Adivinadora Y e. Vie
10 Druida de las Piramides.. 25c
Ell Dragon Rojo 0 Fl Arte de ManoeT
6 los Espiritus ........... S51
Manual de Magia Blanca..s., z5c
Manual de Magia Roja.....-. 2Sc
Manual de Magia Negra...... 2se
Clavicula del Rey Solomon -. Z5c
e. Podar Gel PersamienCo. Su domi-
MO Y cuitura. Obr2 para estudlar Ia
fuerza del pensamiento .....Sl.OO
Tes5ro de Mi.agros de "a Cruz de c.
ravaca, Verdadera jOya del ocult.s-
NO w.
Los Atmirables Secretos de Alberto
e. Grande .
L6bro Magno de San Cipriano: Edl-
ei6n unica : comp!eta del famoSo
Grimorio, considerable como Ia sofa
sutentica entire todas .......S9.oo
/ Eecrctos de Ia Presti6;gitaclon 2 IA
hagia. Lecciones dc escamoteo J
preStidigItacion ...--.--..$t.Oo
la CIav;cula DC! Hcchicero, o L!bro
de San Cjpriano, con lniinldad de Sc
! SIetOS -
Ei D~iccionario Internal. Contlene 10
r~eferente = las aparici9ne5' magia
blanca, roja y negra, adivinaciones,,
! cunJur0s, etc.
Dogma = Ritual de Ia Alta Magla.
Esta obra ensena los misterIoS de las
cie-cias ocultas. Contiene el TRAN
suIo dc Solomon, IA irradiaclo3 ma
Tica. Il Cabala, secretos del eElto,
! ~irr5uaacia, etc. -%0'V0
= Veriadero Libro Internal. Traits
10 complete de las %ciencias oc---2..
/ E.nEcra q Ebro de Saa Cipriano. q
e~isyic1Ia de Solomon, rag;a sq2re-
me. invocaciones, c~onjuros, =! br2-
T5r Rcfo ' l. Cabra Internal. rece-
| fss de Ia reina Cleopatra, etc f9S
III yerdaLero Dragon Rojo. Contie-
nc psctos i~niecnales, e~ncanIaEale9-
los. modo oe hacerse Invisible = De
syocar al diablo, etc .-....%S.oo
Ysrdadero Horoscope para AuTt2SF
e FaZvez3y S
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PERlIIS0S PARA FlNC.AR.

NJ. Herman, krempkan Street,
mo. ,Utc 4, block A.-66; 500.
y. ]. Bell. iU7 .Agarita Street. CO.
4 para criadus; sIote Al, block
767: 5000. "
Mr., Elisabeth Moore. 30. Laredo
lrarl: rinro casas de dos pleas
ada una. Iotc A.. block 90: 500.
J.. r. Storms. 1854 Carson Street,
dicion. Iolc :. block 1888: $50:
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Fuercn colgados dos mcxicanos

Del condado de EidaIgo Sc rec
bieron noticias de haDer sidO colg
dos dos mexicanos cerca dc la ~;
Hey View Plantation" Las pers
a que comunican esa uotiica dice.
que hacc tres dias SC enCCntraron l.
cuerpos DC csos mexicanos pendier
tics dc los arbolcs quc rodean l.
mcncionada plantation. Que los nc
Xicanos eli question v~eStian ell uni
formc tcxano que gcncralmcnte usa'
los solIados carrancistaS y que
cree que cstos hayan audado explv
raudo cl tcrreno cuaudo fucran e.
cortradoa por los que andan pcrsi
guiendo Il los sediciosos.
10 ha podido averiguarsc has;
hoy q~uienes hayan sido los autore:
de las muertes de esos mexicanos
Como los asesinatos de mexicanos St
cstan repitiendo con a;guna ~frecueu
cia no ha dejado de sentirse a!gunt
eXcitacion por estos lugares.
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pESyAk

Poesias de Antonio Plaza. Soc
Pasionagias O5rsa po6Scas De N2.
nuel ". Flores. ---.-.-.-... zoe
Poesias de Manuel AcUHa Aumenta-
ias cor el hernoso drama EEL Pa
saCo" 60c
Los Trovadores de Mexico. Hernos2
collection De poeSias de nuestros me-
iores autores. ! "a rustica Sc
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0SEAS DIvER5AS

"a yoz de Ia Naturalezs. ColcccI5a
dc bcrmosas histories , nove!as no
Fsi5s "A'""
Manual de Agriculture ? G~aEaderiA.
Indispensable para la genie de cHm-
po. Con grabsdos ,..,,.....Si.Ss
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NiTRIMD\I0S.

Francisco CaNazo> y Sra. Marga+
Ia Lopez TorrrlIa.
Pedro de Leon. j.. y Juanita VAL
IrZ. 3
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oBRAs PoETICAg De PEA

Poesias EScogidss .-..-.- SQc
E. Arpa del Amor SIZE
Flores del Alma .Sl-25
Hogan Pauria. Edicion de lujo.$l.25
Recuerdos : EsperauzaA Edicion de
lujo .Sl.Z5
Las Glorias de Mexico. Collection de
composiciones dedicadss 8 La pstria
T. gus heroes 7Sa
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RELIGION

Historic Saggada. RecopilacIyn sober
b.a del Antique y Nuev0 Testamen-
to. LiDro que conrieEe IA complies
d. historic del pueblo lie Israe. :
Que piuta las tiguras de patrlarcas :
profetas. vienGUse c~!aruInel-e como
Sc prepare e. gran suceso &c Ia We
nila del Neslas. Edici0n de lu-
io. In tonic grauGe ....... $500
Nove.2 de. SaHtO N.uo de Alto
La Imitacion de Cristo Sc
CaceciSno de RipalGG $1,000. Zoe
LavalIe AcXlcano ......... Gee
AncUra de salvation ..,.-... Scc
Comulgador Genera! ......-. 75e
PeGueno Lava!le de Ia J~uventuG, 0
Devociouario del Cristiano E. zoe
Curse de F~ilosofia Elemental, p0r
Balmez. Coutiene logica, metaIis!-
ca, etica. etc. ..............Sl.ES
Devocionario Guadalupano 80 Csc
Catecismo de Perseverance, ,..Sl.00
Los Martires, 0 e. Triunfo de Ia Rel
gi6n Cristiana. Libro cuya lecrJ~a
nos hace asisE:s a Ia iucha dc dos
generaciones c~ontrariaS: Ia unO ar
mada con los arreos de IA feEocidad,
Y "a otra con e. slmbolo rede2-
tor '~@''0
Fl Genio del CristianiSn0. Esta o5ra,
como la anterior, es dc las meJores
para los hogares. Ambas estan edl-
tSCas & TODD Iujc ...........$Z-VS
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Notas de Policia

Puro> momrntos antrS DE- +;
~ Ie Ia norhr del liItimo saba"
! tui r.aprnndIdo Dor la poliria J
l.. Bennett. con 81 caro- de hajn
a>r>inado T.. q. Njilikan. La arl
! Sari5u rur ~prrsrulaia n Joe Il. /
Graham. Scrrriarlp del .Jucz O.
pI,.rrlu ' cutrrgaIa para
| crr.toS nj iuez Ir paz. Ben .
Ij9rrtai paio ii" fianla: prgo
rn: rrlW,aio este r"rur>o y cnyi;
do 4 ia cjrrrI IT,. Cou,iaio has.
ru iulto ga vista I'll Jurado /.
ral-o. Fl Ju"l Fisk. rrr" qu- :,
- ir arrptar-n ii ruuciin I'll r>,
ro-o.
\ morton de- Mr.. BruIlam Fl pl
mrr cargo ,ts a>.>inato fu@ Ir>
rhario. pua> va autes Bennett Ia
lila obirnidu I'll librr,ad melian
Ia cigrza Il. >lloa0, duranfa Fl mi
mo III, lei .u.,..n. r Serr.tarjo i
.Jlrz H.. Di>rrIto crrv6 dua rl ca,
era IL. alurlloS IN uIr - pl.
aduI,jr Ia rauri6n: prro drspu
j., cir ~ b.<ilmonio d. To-, ~
prr>ruriarnn 81 hrcnu. iuuedia,
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NOYELAS 2 DOC A D UNA

e. Becerro de Or
e Hijo NalGito.
La Lucba pOr el Amor.
e ManuScrito de Nj Madrs
Maria, por Jorge Isaaes
e Cura de Ia Aldse
Dora.
Azuca5a
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EOYELAs A Csc CADA UNA

Na11itas Sean las Mujereg,
TalGitos Sean los Hombrez
NsI~;+as Sean las SuegraE
4rra do Buscar Marble,
Tas Fy3s N0dernas
q Novio Prestado.
La Hija de las Flores:
:! Purgatorlo Qe a 9otset~
n $500 De los Hombxa1.
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GgFiRITISMC
1ISIORLA

1ISIORLA
81 So &c MAYO. Memorials de Is In
s~azvs7ci6n. Con x-a5ados -. sizes
81 Cszze as l2s CSmpsnEA Goa -
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r De VICTOR HUGO.

Il Hombre Que RE .....-.. Us
Car-as a la NOVA ..-...+.- e3s
L. Leyenda de los SiGlos ....
Nuestra Sonora dc Paris .-... ,
Kan de Islandia, 0 e. Hombre kiS-
- SSe
~ Az Tpr-ible Tks
- &isersbies. > touos ......SI.EG
rs Tra5aia6ores del Mar -. sss
n Noverta Z Tres. Episodiog de ia
GegoIuci6n frances ....,.. Use
dos
T. DesGerco SS~
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FL C~ORRESpONSAL
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29

Mann white lave Law has one inter
pFetadon n In other spots = different
Interpretation 1t IS equally strange that
in spots the nadoRa bird law
is Unconstitutional and IN other spots
constitutional
State legislatures and state courts pre-
sent SO many difficulties that methods
OF getting concerted action gag much
attention The move for Uniform state
legislation IS one OF these. The several
efforts to amend the national constitu-
tioa-as 10 suffrage. income taxation.
elections. etc-are another The extern
sion OF national legislation. through ex-
tending the interstate commerce clause
and through extending shs nadona police
power, IS a third
Even at the beginning OF the republic.
when h original states were Jealous
guardians Of their sovereignty, L was
acknowledged that some c~entratzing body
should have discretion 80 weld the ma
ton closer. The national or federal.
Judiciary supplied that nesd-nors than
adequately, some may think
1t Is rather tronical that a dtsruptfng
force should arise through the individual
opinions Of the national judiciary That
judiciary has not hesitated to unite the
states. 1t might help now to devise
some means to unite itself.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29
HIGH Cost of DELIVERY

A st, Paul grocer, Influenced By the
Housewives eague's campaign for a low
cred cost Of living, has decided TO discon-
ttnue delivery service on small packages.
voices his reasons for SO doing as follows:
W. find that to satisfy the almost
hourly demand of our customers a de-
livery system must be maintained at enor-
nous expense. This expense must neces-
sarily be added to the first cost of mer-
andise and OF course. the other two
thirds who do their marketing are
paying the same ratio Of expense as the
one-thtrd who do not. This expense we
have decided to eliminate and divide the
saving with our patrons. The considerats
and frugal housewife who does her own
marketing and avs cash should be ia
yored. Instead. you will find h the
the market, and who. by her exorbitant
demands, forces upon you this large ex-
pense. fs the one who received most con-
sideration from the merchant This we
feel is not fair to the housewife who paws
cash and Is trying to reduce the cont OF
who knows. by actual seeing and testing
before she buys: that she is buying to the
best advantage"
By cutting out unnecessary delivery the
firm finds that 1t can make a 5 per cent
discount on all staple articles. Including
is said to be only is per cent profit. The
grocer calculates that a saving of $1,000 a
month to his patrons is made possible by
this curtailnent of delivery. Delivery Of
goods Is a convenience which It would
be unwfse to abolish altogether. but it is
an added service for which only those
directly served should pay. Much de
livering' Is without question unnecessary
and might be curtaifed with benefit to
dealer and consumer alike.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29
War Lingo for Sporting Editors.

The literary world Is marking time,
waiting on the opening, Of the baseball
self. Will there be a renaissance In the
language OF the baseball writer? Will the
present European conflict make itself felt
as the fall of Constantinople drove
Byzantine scholars, with the literature
OF Greece, into western Europe and re-
win the baseball scribe OF this sum-
mer express himself in AZ centimeters,
submarines, zeppelins. Taubes, shells:
exc time worn-phrases which have as
sailed our eyes as we fed on the sport
Instead Of saying that Jones was caurht
mapping at third and was out on a snap
Ply throw from n catcher. may we ex-
pect to read that Jones was riding at
by Submarine Brown from behind the
bat. who had been lying in walt with
only his periscope showingg"
ers were hit at will or batted ali over
the lot. viii our eyes be confronted with
force was ruthlessly slaughtered when it
attempted TO- use It's obsolete machine
glns against the AZ centimeter bats OF
And then again will the efrervescent
baseball scribes., instead Of saying that
lean Enropeward and remark that p he waa
AZ hard to hit IS q Taube at night?
With victory for the home team
sers are We no longer to hear that,
they did not seem 70 be able to connect
runs. but instead, that the visitors
smacked out so many singles that II
sounded like a machine battery in action,
war called for and our lads had the long
range stun that brought down the tai
Truly All soy,,,+ n. ma ~.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29
OLD PANAMA fort
MAY SERVE AMERICA
San Lorenzo Ruins at Mouth
Of Chagres Are to Be
Rebuilt.

Panama, (by maio.-Fort San
Lorenzo. an ancient fortress which
stands on a high bluff at the entrance
to the harbor at the mouth OF the
Charges river. probably will again play
q part In the defense OF the Istnmus.
Canal authorities are trying to obtain
from Panama the right to re-establish
the old fortress. rebuilding 1t and
placing therein a number Of modern
and high-power coast defense gun
The site Of the ancient fortress is i'm
portant because 1T stands at the en-
trance Of a deep water way from the
Caribbean sea to the Gatun locks, dam
and spillway. It Is declared that the
Chagres river Is easily navigable for
small torpedo boats and submarines.
The only obstacle Is a bar at the mouth
of the river. however. this may be
passed at high tide.
The castle Of San Lorenzo was built
by order of Phillip II, of Spain In 1887
and for many ear was considered
practically impregnable. John Morgan
and his buccaneers. however. almost
destroyed the fortress and the Eng
fish under Admiral Vernon captured IL
in 1740 blew the fort skyward. Since
then It has been an historic ruin.
The American government has long
regarded h mouth of the Chagres
river as an important point in the
coast defenses OF the Panama canal,
especially In view OF the accessibility
of the locks. dam and spillway at Gatun
through the stream. The nearest forti-
f%ications OF n strength and Inn
portance are now at Toro Point, near
Colon, which is about eight miles east
of San Lorenzo.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29
From tho Los Angeles Times.

tuo - angeles lines
One obstacle in the way of peace ir
Europe-and 1t is an obstacle thai
Grows larger every day-is the enor-
nous and continuing cost of hostilities
and tho question OF who at the end
shall pay the bills. and how they shall
be paid? The fight has ceased to be q
contest for balance Of power, and is al
most as much a fight for mere money
as one between two pugilists for the
box office receipts.
The cost of hostilities, aside from the
value OF property destroyed on land
n sea- Is about S14. 900. 900 per day.
III the war were to cease tomorrow II
would cost the combatants to this date
about 100000 900 600. and 1t Is the esti-
mate OF Prof Bushnell Hart that there
Is no likelihood that the war will stop
before $4,000. ooo. 900 have gone into
the mount equivalent to
90 per cent or the national indebted
ness last July OF France. Russia and
Great Britain combined. double the ma
uonal Indebtedness of Germany at that
GATE. and three times that OF Austria
Hungary.
1t is probable tina the victorious
parties TO the contest will demand a
least $4,000. ooo, 900. The collection of
such q sum from the allies would en-
parrass II 1t did not bankrupt them.
ana II would come hear to exterTrinat-
ing germany and Austria Hungary as
nauon for, while the farms, buildings.
mines. cities, railroads, wharves and
factories or the country would remain,
STOCKS OF goods. raw materials and
cssn would be gone and the credit
ebb. va ""
The power that is forced to paw q
war indemnity will necessarily be com
PEELED either TO surrender territory. or
70 porrow the money. During the last
haif century of wars saws Albert
bushnell Hart, there was always some
neuual which had cash for the
contestants. Japan and Russia We're
hghttng each other in 1905 with money
derived from French and English cap
ltalists. OF whom shall the contestine
european countries borrow now3 THE
only neutral which has large sums 70
lend Is the United States The can't
taiists or the United States have no
uesIre 10 invest In support of the war.
II indeed such investment would NOT
De an u~nneutral act. Nor is II likely
ina there would be any desire to Ia
vest IN aiding to pay indemnities to a
conoueror. The only resource of the
european powers is their own people.
n 1t must be said hat all the com
oatants have thus far shown splendid
pluck in contributing to war loans.
Germans nave resorted to their
savings bank accounts, the French
have enptied their stockings, and the
British war loans were taken at once.
not merely by capitalists. but by the
people at large.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29
Who Will Pay War Costs--A1so
A Suggestion as to peace Terms

Mr.. Hart. in his chapter on the
outcome OF the War" says: Among
the various powers Austria Is likely to
De the frst to come to n state OF ex-
haustion, because 1t is poorer thar Its
western neighbors. and because IL
stands more chance Of invasion and
capture OF Its capitals than any other
W. Germany. though q very rich
nation. has the most expensive, be-
cause the most efficient army: and
unless 1t can get control OF the sea,
mas the least chance of relief from out
SIDE. france has great accumulated
capital. but very large sums have been
lent to Russia Great Britain has enor-
nous productive industries in all parts
OF the world, but IL her feet should be
crippled. would collapse sooner than
any continental country, because the
United Kingdom could not then feed
or defend herself. Russia alone of all
these countries can keep up war for
several years without ruin. because
while several million men are lighting.
10000. 900 people will be working 10
support them"
The fairest way to restore peace, the
most equitable way, the most prac-
combatants n for neutral nations.
would be to restore as near as possible
the status in quo ante bellum. Let
there be no war indemnities paid. no
acquisition OF territory. and no change
in boundaries. Let the conditions OF
last July be restored as nearly as pos
sible. Let each nation bury Its own
dead care for Its own crippled. pay
Its OWL debts, disband its own armies.
dismantle its own frontier ports, han-
mer Its own swords into reaping hooks,
remove the floating mines II has sown
on the waters, change Its ships OF
war into carriers OF freight and pas
sengers, make fishing boats OF its sub
marines. and mail carriers OF its Yep
pelins-
Then trade and commerce would
be again opened u sll nations on about
the same terms as before. The surplus
OF 100 years labor would. IL IS true,
have been swept away, n Europe
would begin 8 process of hard work
and saving. rebuilding, slow rising in
population and wealth"
The task would not be SO long as
II was after the N~apoleoutc wars, for
since then invention and discovery
have paved and Illuminated the path
of progress. The example of France
after 1871 shows what q nation can
do by sitting tight" for a few years.
earning much and spending little, The
control OF the forces OF nature and
the use Of machinery would in the
lifetime OF the present generation. en-
able Europe to come hack 70 its pre-
vtous wealth and population.
All that Is needed to accomplish such
benefcent results is g desire OF all
parties to accomplish them There's
a way wherever there's 8 Will"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29
Continued next weekly
"Tipperary" And The Teuto,.

A1falTs at Washington Joe Chapple. in
.sauonal Magazine for March.
mere was no mistaking his ma
tlonality nor that Of the young Iady ON
his arm as they walked about The baI-
room at a social function in Washing
lon. 1t was a function in the real sense
~ the word, lively in some spots and
Ius. as stupid in others. The couple
nau enjoyed the one-step and two
sv ana mad there been a three, four,
tried - n1-step they would have all been
,n ,sa IN succession with a possible
maxixe. " 1n@
What an interesting and handsome
toupie, quoth the dowagers, lookina
TO- ,ousn their lorgnettes with admira-
siona n eneir glances, and the profess
sionaI matchmakers felt that there was
something new to talk about in hrias,e
intermissions. IA pfiuse
ae WAS a German with a kaiser
m~austache, and we'll along in the sea-
no4 teu years of bachelorhood. She was
ere q oeDutante. but had endured sew
the ehasn Q. social life without losing
=. ner nrst coming -outr baIl FROM all
appeasances the question would o bo
IN' ANS. the band struck IN. 'tIt'n
.nt long. Long Way to Ti~pperary.. The
nnaaay swain halted. stood erect. and
with abs seo. me young lady started
,rrommy Atkins. but the obdnrata
aenton stood still. There Was
whhiispe.ed conference. as the dancer
me strains Of ."Tipperary. continues
r,uato Interruption and attention was
aronnd Upon \ the couple. Around and
ySung lady as 'T~ipperary. proeeeaaa
anen = stopped and looked IN
solueltlshly into her escorts downcast
Eyes. IN almost the twinkling of.an eva
me stalwart Prussian c~apitulatad "a
D DEL .ney whirled to the tune of Zip
|iookeS a, Wnale the society matronn
ave been so sudden q rass snou.u
nostilities. when the cznousst =, =.
Sa Inan eyes spoiled ifttla ptor,ant
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29
swappino L.ol.iation

from TIE MaySVfl1e lMO.1 Herald.
Senator Wallace Crossley stood with the
dishonest election" crowd 80 that crowd
would not fight a big appropriation for the
state normal at Warrensburg. his homo
town.
The dicker. tacit or avowed, is the smell
decker is everywhere. Nc piece of legisia-
lation goes through on its own merits.
Ideals die at the doorway of a legislative
assembly. A legislator to be erninent1y
successful must be a common a
seller of his birthright. II he has a good
bill he must be prepared to suppo some
bad bill fellow to vote for the good Bill.
Legislative assemblies are simply satur-
ated with. stepped In. hcneycombed by
this sort of thing.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29

A Perfect Day.
When you come to the end OF a perfect
day.
And you sit alone with your thought.
While the chimes ring out with a carol
For the Joy tina the day has brought.
Do You think what the end OF a perfect
day
Can mean to a tired heart,
When h sun goes down with a flaming
ray
And = dear friends have to parta
Well. this is the end Of a perfect day,
Near the end of q journey. too;
But 1t leaves a thought that IL big and
strong.
With q wish that is kin and true,
For m1em.ry has painted this perfect day
with colors that never fade,
And we find at the end of q perfect day.
The soul OF . friend we've made
Carrie Jacobs Bond.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29
Not Interesting.

millions of germs can lodge on a
pin point said the man who is al.
ways getting excited about some.
thing.
Well replied Mr.: Growcher, st
doesn't concern ne. / never encour
8 anybody to swallow pins"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29
Emphatic Distinction.

Charley, dear said young Mrs.
Torkins, why do you take an inter
est In prize ighting?"
AS a matter Of physical culture
Well, it may be physical. But 1t
isn't culture.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29

My wife sent me to buy a rolling
pin" said the mild-looking man.
What kind of wood do you pre-
fer?" inquired the salesman.
What is the softest wood you
haye?"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29

Some men fail to get rich. and som
fall to become poor.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29

The hardest bird to catch Is the
eagle On i $50 gold piece.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29

Unite the United States judiciary.
From the Kansas City Star.
Mhltte In the business of nationalizinx
donal courts2
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29
Cautious.

AIFALFAaEEED, $500. Farms for sale on
crop ayments ]. Mulhail. 500 City. Ia Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-29
a Perfect pav.

Irish river. In Siberia. is 200 miles
long. n drains 600 miles of territory.