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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27
TO CLEAR BAD
COMPLEXIONS
USE RESINOl

Battle your face for several min.
utes with reslnol soap and hot wa
ter. then apply n little resinol olnt.
ment very gently. Lot thib stay on
ten minutes and wash of with res.
mol soap and more hot water, fin
ish with dash OF cold wat@ to
close the pores. DO this once or
twice a day. and you will be aston
lshed 10 find how quickly the heal
ing resinol medication soothes and
cleanses tho pores, removes PIN
pies and blackheads. aud leaves the
complexion clear and velvety.
Hesinol ointment and resinol
soap stop itching instantly and
speedily heal skin humors, sores,
burns, wounds and chatting. Sold
by all druggists. Samples free,
Dept. 3i-R, Resinol. Baltimore. Nd.
Speedily relieve sunburn.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27
BY CHARLES q. pRlscoLL


They are blowing up whole colo
niles In Poland and in France. the
airships fight and fall In sunny
Flanders, tia scarcely worth a
headline when battleship. by
chance. hits a mine which makes
descriptions merely SANDERS. They
are starving by the millions in
Old Mexico today. but the world
Is very busy and should worry. A
professor shoots a Millionaire and
quickly goes his way. and he's hus-
tied off the first page In a hurry. a
liner hits tho bottom with n city
full of souls. and we scream a
while OF war and desolation. In a
day ~ two were busy with our ball
games and our rolls and we scarce
ly note statesman's resignation
What shall we do for thrillers when
this war has run its course? What
can duffer do TO get attention?
Well be bored by Billy Sunday on
the tariff and divorce. and Teddy
must retire upon pension. We
will merely sigh OF WEAKNESS when
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27
IT'S WRONG

THIS proposition of unexplained fires on board
Uncle Sans six million dollar batleShipS IS
getting on our nerves. The striking similarity OF
the recent happenings on the Alabama, New Jersey
and Oklahoma our three most modern dread
naughts, may be entirely coincidence. ON the
other hand, 1t may be the result OF design.
An incendiary could not get within mile of
a German or japanese warship. There's some
thing wrong with a system that leaves our own
vessels open to either ineendary attacks or unac-
countable accidents.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27
SAM SHOULD "KA BIBBLE"

uAVING observed rs success in sitting on Uncle
IL Sam, we're placing few bits at odds on the
Beef Trust as against John Bull.
you've held up st4,oooooo worth of our
meat cargoes destined for Scandinavia. Pay up
or no more meat for you and your allies, john"
say our gents with the large ham, mutton and OK
interests And all Europe that's anti German GER
tainly needs American meat.
Looks like splendid, albeit cruel, ,hold-up
One Of Uncle Sans trusts holding up John Bull
II is horse on John.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27
g EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE SEATTLE STAR &$=&:

A TRIP ACROSS THE CONTINENT WHICH
HE NEVER MADE AND WHICH HE NEVER
INTENDED TO MAKE.
A man of honor wouldn't have voted for such
a raw deal A man Of honesty couldn't have voted
for it, O
But, says the Taftnspircd organ hurrah for
Humphrey! He's been regular.
He has been willing to do anything-risht or
wrong-which the party leaders have demanded
of him.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27

away but now he don't
last mite he had n date with a
man he wanted to be a son In law
TO G. after the jane had slid out OF
the parlor and lefted the 2 alone
together he tells the old man how
susie is the deerest girl In all the
world and how he wood lay down
his life for her and hand over the
pay envelop every sat regular and
all the other mush what they say
with there fingers crossed.
but young man, before 1 give
away my littel dauter want TO in.
kwire more into your finanshial
prospects,. asks the old man
we'll its like this mister blinks |
got steddy job and $3.50 saved UP
in the bank. do you think that's
enuff
sure that's enuff replys the girls
dad. can you let me have II for n
few months
a. tommy laid awake all mite
hoping the bank wood be busted In
the a. m. which II wasent. but he
was johnny
True
Rubble-ft's easy TO make friends
but hard TO keep them.
Stubble-Oh, ! don't know. I've
got n number OF friends who are
perfectly willing to Yet me keep
them.
Bangl
The sum total OF conscientious
application to duty Is the policeman
who arrested a vine for climbing
thru a window!
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27
PEOPLES CHORUS
SING ON the LAKE

The weather man is making no
rash promises. but neither is he
making any threats for Tuesday
night. when the Peoples chorus
sends sweet strains OF melody
floating over Lake Washington dur.
ing Its moonlight excursion and
concert. There will be a program
of universal favorite musical selec.
lions by some of Seattle's celebrat.
ed artists.
Victor q Graham have donated a
fine loving cup for the best deoorat.
ed canoe. and Rogers has given a
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27
THE REACTIONARY MIND

UENLECT me constable because I've been a
IL member of this party for IS years and nv
father was a member Of that party and so was
my grandfather's cousins uncle on my mothers
side"
The standpatter loves this kind Of argument
and so he will naturally be against the non-parsan
county and state election law that will be initiated
next year and will be put up to vote Of the
people.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27

n. y, Tusdy--sum times II don't
pay TO brag too mulch about the
dough you got sewed up for n
rainey day but you woodent never
think that was troo when you was
trying 10 pry -FOUR best girl loose
from her old man woodJer
tommey long used to think that
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27
A LITTLE BIT OF MOST ANYTHING

Red Tape
The breath OF the wolf was hot
and dread,
But hope revived where u long
had fled
Sweet Charity heard her cry for
bread.
Tier sky was blue, but the Tape
was red.)
Full were their Golfers 70 riches
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27
ANY CORRESPONDENT CAN DOT

THE war correspondent of the Bingtown Buge
l. has Just written:
Ambassador Gerard called on Emperor Will
lam yesterday TO acquant him with the fact that
a German submarine had fired a torpedo at the
Orduna, loaded with non-combatant passengers,
missing that vessel but 10 feet. The kaiser is re-
ported as having been very angry and declared II
was an outrage He said that those submarine fell
lows had grown so careless they missed half the
time"
"A dark plot, by which the car hoped TO
ncapacate the entire Eastern army of the kaiser,
has Just been revealed. In the Polish fortresses re-
Gently captured were found immense stores of kegs
labeled beer In the nick OF time, and by the
merest accident il was disclosed that their real
contents was vodka"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27
JOHN SAW THE DIFFERENCE

T COOKING over the bloody Standard Oil battle
~ field at Bayonne, n. j., you can see why peace
full Mr.. Rockefeller said This is so restful," upon
arriving at Cleveland, where the wicked Standard
laborer never strikes and the tax-gatherers cease
from troubling.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27

five-pound box OF cholocates as
second prize
Canoes will be carried on the
boat free. The boat leaves Leschi
park at s p. m. Madison park. at
S.l5.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27

A LARGE whale sighted in Mediterranean was shel.d
and killed by Italian cruiser, the commander msat
ing the mammal for submarine. This should give Eng
land tip. Why not train a fleet Of whales 10 bite sub
marines in twol
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27
oil FOR A ThRlLLERi

some one stops the sun. we will
smile when Mrs. Pankhurst whips
the ocean, and you cannot get a
hearing for 46-mile gun with a
trigger that has learned perpetual
motion.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27

AFTER HEARING the sweet music OF the Ford
band only hope that T. r. will also rise 10
smite the fellow who sings: 81 Didn't Raise My Ford
10 Be Jitney"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27
A PITCHFORK fipht

A PITCHFoRK fight in Ohio Saturday was fatal to
both contestants. Both too much 10 the pon
TIP TO sport editors In Form Charts, why not
include pictures OF girl swimmers.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27

wed,
Given by many whose hearts had
bled.
Given that starving ones might be
fed.
(The gold was yellow. but the Tape
was red.)
They had no loaf for her need,
they said,
They had TO give with a careful
head;
They filed her name on card
Instead.
Tier sky was lead, and the Tape
was red.)
They brought her dole when a
month had sped,
Brought food and help to her
wretched bed;
Being impatient, she lay there
dead.
(The crepe was black and the Tape
was red.)
Puck.
Evan Yellon is a director In
the British and Foreign Deaf as.
ISOLATION. Also, he 10 editor OF
deaf and dumb magazine.
Understands
Father-My son, do you know
what becomes OF boys who tell
lies?
son-Yes. father, the firms usual
~ send them out as travelling sales.
men!
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27

DESK MAN on Frisco paper wrote this hea,
Butchers Will Meat"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27
POSTMASTER BURLEsoN h

Cycles q the rural delivery service but that isn't
going help the s F. Co. in its lamentations over the
jitney competition.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27

PORTLAND PAPER: Big Steamers Hear" Marin.
rchitects have been unable to design ships yet that
an see and talk.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27

SINCE THE Eastand disaster. there has been con-
spcuous silence the part of certain newspapers and
organs the alleged evils of the La Toilette Sea-
mems law
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27
By Altman
By Bert
BY BLOSSER.

The proceeds win be devoted .
paying off the Indebtedness OF tns
chorus.
Use Star Want Ads for results
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-07-27

He 10, All Right
Dear Teacher" wrote the anx.
ious mother. II am afraid Johnny
IL not trying enough.
Dear Madam" replied the ner-
vous teacher. II assure you, Johnny
is the most trying boy in his class, .
A bore 10 a person who talks
when you want to.
A tourist without money 10 a
tramp and tramp with money
10 a tourist.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
NEW CURE FOR RHEUMATISM
Woman Who Had Suffered fer Many
Years Is Cured by Belt OF
Lightning.

The medical faculty was put TO
shame by bolt of lightning which
the other night struck the farmhouse
OF Charles \ Burdiek. on Washing
ton Ridge. says the Berlin Comm
correspondent OF the New York Her
aid The electric bolt destroyed artt-
Giles In all the eight rooms OF the
house and did damage exceeding 81,
000. but 1t cured Mrs. Burdiek OF rheu-
matism. from which she had suffered
for many years.
Mrs Buriick was about TO put wood
In the kitchen stove when the bolt
struck her. knocking her down and
rendering her unconscious One OF
her feet Was on zinc beneath the
stove The lightning took a nail out
of the sole OF her shoes and her foot
was severely burned DR. Thomas
Mulligan OF New Britain soon revived
her
Today Mrs Burdick, although SUI
fering from the burns on her foot.
was free from rheumatic pains. She
does not think the price her husband
must pay In repairs TO the house too
high. hut MIR Burdck is discreetly ST.
lent.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23

You're bilious! Your liver is slug
gish! You feel lazy, dizzy and all
knocked out. Your head is dull. your
tongue is coated; breath bad; stomach
sour and bowels constipated. But don't
take salivating calomel 1t makes you
sick you may lose a days work
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis OF the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite. breaking it up That's when
you feel that awful nausea and cramp-
ing
If you want to enjoy the incest. gen.
tlest liver and bowel cleansing you
ever experienced just take spoonful
OF harmless Dodson's Liver Tone. Your
druggist or dealer sells you a oo-cent
bottle OF Dodson's Liver Tone under
my personal money back guarantee
that each spoonful will clean your
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
CAL0MEL IS MERCURY, IT s|CKEN6!
STOP USING ShLVAI|NG DRUG
Don't Lose Days Work! If Your Liver Sluggish or Bowels
Constructed lake "DodSons Liver Tone ITS Fine!

sluggish liver better than a dose OF
nasty calomel and that it won't make
you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone IS real liver
medicine You'll know it next morn
ing because you will wake up feeling
fine. your liver will be working. your
headache and dizziness gone. your
stomach will be sweet and your bowels
regular You will feel like working;
youm be cheerful; full OF yigor and
ambition.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable. therefore harmless and can
not saliyate Give it TO your children!
Millions OF people are using Dodson's
Liver Tone instead of dangerous cal.
omel now Your druggist viii tell you
that the sale OF calomel is almost
stopped entirely here.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
FOUND HEALTH
in CARDUI
Oklahoma Lady Says She Visited
Four States Seeking Health, But
Did Not Find 1t Until She
Took Cardui.

Uenryetta, Okla.-Mrs. Anna Hile-
man. OF this place, says that she suf-
fered for years with headache. back.
ache. and other complaints caused
from womanly troubles. and that she
had been to Colorado, Dakota. Mis-
souri,. and Kansas seeking health and
never found it until she took Cardui
She says she was given up and was
told that she had cancer and WAS con.
fined to her bed for three months.
She further says We then moved
here and after moving here. the drug.
gist here in Henryctta, Okla. told my
husband about Cardui and gave him 4
Birthday Almanac. and | read the tes-
timonials and began taking It, and
could see after had taken tho second
bottle II was doing me good, and so /
have kept II up. | would not do with
out II in the house. When feel tired
and nervous after doing hard day 5
work it seems to rest me and make me
teel fresh ...
Today l am well woman and l
know that Cardui has cured me
-, can do all my own work and
washing and house cleaning now with
out ever giving out. have several
friends right here in town who have
been unable to do their work for years
but are now up since taking couple
Of bottles OF Cardui weigh lao
pounds. and am always wsll &c.. When
commenced taking it one year age,
| only weighed loo pounds.
All druggists sell Cardui. the wom-
ans tonic. Try il IL you need rem.
edy OF this kind. Get bottle today
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
HE ASKED THE RIGHT MAN
Railroad Man Has His Curiosity Sat
isfied in Startling
Manner.

Louisville attorney and Il railroad
man who has his "stop-oyer" here
went to a theater the other night. The
railroad man saw a flashily dressed
redfaced. sporty-looking individual
sitting in one of the boxes.
Who is that tough person sitting
in the box" the railroad man asked
pleasantly He looks like a drunken
burglar"
That said the attorney, lis my
cousin
The railroad man gasped a couple
OF times before he could get a grip on
himself Then a smile spread over his
face as he remarked
Well. went straight TO headquar
tiers for information. didn't I?'-Louis
Vile Times.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
The Whole Truth.

The reputation of children for tell
Ing the truth about their elders vas
enhanced i'll Massachusetts recently
when Governor Walsh. attending the
dedication of public building ad.
dressed a number OF pupils in the
elementary grades. BY way of giving
his youthful audience an object les.
son in various forms of patriotic
service. the governor pointed TO his
military aid. who was in gold
laced uniform and asked Who is
this man."
He is a soldier"
What does he do
Fights FOR his country
Who am 90
The governor
What do do
Nothing, chorused the children.
who, incredible as it may seem, had
not been coached beforehand.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
FACE BATHING WITH
Cuticura Soap Most Soothing to Sen
si,ivc Skins. Trial Free.

Especially when preceded by little
touches of Cuticura Ointment to red.
rough itching and pimply surfaces.
Nothing better for the skin. scalp,
hair and hands than these super
creamy emolhents. Why not look your
best as to your hair and skin?
Sample each free by mail with book.
Address postcard. Cuticura. Dept. Ny.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
Would Be lnterestinQ.

Did you hear about Mrs Wombat S
party" inquired one lady. Mrs. Pitile
Is invited.
Here's an interesting point. said
another Mrs. Flubdub isn't invited. :
Dear me, And did YOU hear how
Mrs. Soandso snu6bed Mrs. Van
Squawk ?"
Hum" remarked passing editor
Judging by the interest the women
take in the same. think | had better
get out a column of social activities.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23

that one has to DO
very careful. There
Is one method. how
ever. that you need
not hesitate to use.
even on a baby's ten
der skin-that is, the
resinol treatment.
Resinol Is the pre-
scription of a Balti-
more doctor, put up
In the form az RI SiD-
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23

oil ointment and resinol soap. Chi
proved SO remarkably successful, that
thousands OF other physicians have
prescribed it constantly for 20 years.
Resinol stops itching instantly, and
almost always heals the eruption
quickly and at little cost. Resincl
ointment and resinol soap can be
bought at any druggists, and are not
ut all expensive.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23

Well. Cuddyhump. said Squire
Peavy. addressing colored citizen
who was suspected Of having wan.
dered from the straight and narrow
path. what have you TO say for Your
self"
"Des dis. yo' honah-dls yuh am
muh prevarication. was the reply
"Nemmine waddor Is guilty or not
but dess tempt mercy with jestice and
tuhn me loose TAIN me loose. sab,
an she's yo bawn I'll do as much for
vo' some time"
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
OF Course.

Mamma was taking daughter to
task.
Il don't Ike the way you and Jack
hang over the front gate every eve
ming" she demonstrated.
We'll. as To that there's a great
deal 70 be said on both sides, replied
daughter Judge
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tome is equally valuable as a Gen
eral Tonic because 1t contains the we'll
known tonic properties OF QUININE and
IRON 1t acts on the Liver. Drives cut
Malaria Euriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. 50 cents Adv
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
Some Town.

We're growing town, said the
leading citizen OF Painted Post.
Il don't know said the travelling
man. there aren't any more people
here than there was last year
Il know that" said the proud resi-
dent. but the Smith twins put on long
pants last week
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
So Paw Saws.

Little Lemuel-Say, paw. what is
leading citizen?
Paw-A leading citizen. son, is a
man whose example ii isn't always
safe TO follow.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
IL Made a Difference.

How far is it to the next town."
the motorist asked the farmer along
the road.
Bout ten miles as the crow flies, ="
said the farmer
Yes. | know said the motorist-
but, you see, the crows riding with
me today
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
Absolutely Necessary.

Mr. Moss tat the art gallery This
catalogues an absolute syindle.
Dere's no prices in H.
Mrs Moss What You weren't
thinking of buying any?
Mr. Moss TnertaInly not But how
can you be expected to appreciate pic
lures II you don't know the prices OF
them
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
Magic Washing Stick

This is something rev TO haa~ew
somrth rs they have waited all tAsr vs.
hul never could gee before Ii makes II yes.
sible 10 the heaviest. hardest washing N
less than oueahaf tae time IL took by @. 81
METHODS aud II eliminates all rutbrg and mus
GUAR effort. NJ v1sltiu. machine Is ueessct-
Nothing but tn simple little preparation,
which Is absolutely harmless to the finest aatei-
white, culured or Wud4eu. It makes tue
hardest task OF the week IA pleasant pasiime-
n delightful occupation Nou viii be de
lighted at the clean, spot ess, snow white
clothes that come out Of the rtusIng wafer;
and all without sny cfnrt ou your part The
Magic Washing Site. GEES Il sil-and rememee
without injury to the most delicate goo5-,
colored or white. woolrus, b ankets, lace cur
taius, etc. Contains 20 acids. no Aka les no
poisonous Ingredients to maze Its Use dAa
gerous. IS sashnss rs cents
Sod bv al Druggists and Grocers every
where. II YOURS doesn't handle 10, snow hun
this al-he,li get IL Tor Won. or send ESQ in
stamps to 4 g. scAhos co. Sherman TsI1s
Ahsns1s Distributors
HusssTT.lisaf $50 co, ltns Rock. atansas Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23

Because some London streets are
too narrow for motor omnibuses to be
turned around. vehicles are being
tried with controlling apparatus at
each end
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
Her Chances Good.

It's n case OF love at first sight.
Well maybe it will work out all
right took four years To select my
husband. and look at what | got.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23

Ringing Island" is an old nick
name for England which was so called
because IL was said to have more bells
than any other country.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
Year After Year.

They can't fool all the people all
the time"
manages 10 stick us for two weeks
OF II"
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23

Siamese capital. employing Danish
engineers and machinery, is construct
ing large cement plant near Bang
kok
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
Relaxation.

What did your husband think OF
the ball game"
"Oh. he doesn't go there 10 think.
He just hollers.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23

Millions Of particular women now use
and recommend Red Cross Ball Blue. All
grocers. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
What TO Do for
Itching Skins

Eczema. ringworm and other Itch
ing, burning skin eruptions are so cas-
fly made worse by improper treatment
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23

The British salt industry eenters il
Cheshire and Gloueestershire
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23

Always sure to please. Red Cross Ball
Blue All grocers sell it, Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23

Tasmania imports practically all its
hosiery.
The Dermott news., 1915-09-23
INTERNATIONAL
SUND6YS0lOOL
LESSON
By Q. l.. SELLERS. Acting Director of
the Sunday School Course Of the Moody
Bible Instituted
LESSON FOR SEPTEMBER 26
OBEDIENCE AND kINGSHIP IRE
VIEW.

LESSON TEXT-Psalm -.
GOLDEN TEXT-The king shall Joy ~
thy strength. Q Lord and in thy saliva
ton how greatly shall he rejoice. Ps.
2l;l.
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