The Glenwood post., 1915-10-02

| Western Slope. OF course you all love
your money-then spend it At hoAe.-l
Carbondale Item.
If newspapers we're paid regular ad-
vertising rates for the censored press
dispatches that come from London,
Paris, Petrograd and Berlin, the news
paper business would be the most prof
liable one on the face Of the earth
Boulder News.
Many Of our farmers are now busy
filling their silos, and preparing for
the winter. Many new silos have been
constructed this season, and before
many years the silo will be as common
on the farms of this district q q hay
/ stack or barn.-Hugo Leader.
From the Paonian We learn that
there are speed fools in Paonia a. well
as Hotchkiss. When some one is killed
by one of those idiots We will look for
second class lynching party in the
community, a. it looks IS if laws are
not worth having.-North Fork Times.
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When in Glepwood Springs last week
the writer had = pleasant visit with
Rev. e. E. Tuck, recently of this place.
Mr.. Tuck is fully recovered from the
operation he underwent some weeks
ago, and asked to be remembered to
his many friends in Cortez and vicin-
ity.-Cortez Herald.
/ Admiral Herrick of Glenwood was N
town Saturday night to take in the
Woodmeu of the World smoker. He
sure sailed some when he struck the
banquet table. The smoke juice struck
him amidships and he cast away the
head lines and weighed anchor for
home Sunday morning on No. l5.--
Eagle Valley Enterprise.
Some reasons why We are not attend
ing the Editorial Association at Glen
wood Springs this week are: Our fore,
man has gone to Denver with . ball
! team, high railroad rates and the ap
| pointment as "rubber" for an outfit
that has l2 lady members in goo'
standing.-Morgan County Republican
(by Red saunders.)
A man who poses as a doctor and
: claims that he can cure every disease
: known to mankind and by that claim
r induces people in ill health to pay him
literally for his fake cure, is the big
gest scoundrel and the meanest mar
who lives. The penitentiary is the
. proper address for such = beast in hu
l man form.-Boulder News.
I The chickenologist of the Palisadt
:. Tribune says we are going to have
hard winter for the reason that tn
chickens are roosting high. Correct
= Col. Sherman, ours were roosting, als'
. roosting high, but someone took then
}, to the happy hunting grounds, and nov
\ we can't tell what kind of weathe
= wen have.-Eagle Valley Enterprise
A Chicago man has asked appl
Ill hrut nd
e to send q hundred thousand barrels o
3 apples to the soldiers in the Europea1
It trenches. Fighting with rotten apple
h il quite ~ humane As using asphyxiat
> ing gases. But there is more real figh
l. in hard cider. Why not send the aE
pies to the soldiers in that shape, ais
saving freight ehargesf-Boulder Trit
d une.
10 There 10 . movement on foot to sen
It . million testaments in the Russia
It language to the soldiers Of the GA
Il now fighting in Europe. Each pup
u in the Sunday schools Of the Unite
States is to send q nickel to pay for
testament. Why not wait and sen
. them after the warf The Russian 10
\ diers haven't time to stop and rea
g just now, besides while they are Q
ID the run they do not care for any e'
o. cess baggage.-Oak Creek Times.
1t 80.
rp We note by the last issue Of T.
he New Castle Democrat that the gan
wardens are getting busy in the hon
town Of that paper, and that the mo-
oy o. lsss "hungTy J. P-'s," Of that to~
n are assessing The minimum Is "plaaks