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The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14
SUBJECT FOR BILL NYE's WIT
Humorist Made Bright Verse Out Of
Question Theatrical People Come
to Dread.

Anybody connected with the amuse-
ment world will tell you that the dead
Hest and most maddening question 10,
Where do you go from here?" Bill
Nye. touring the country with James
Whitcomb Riley, had q great many
one-night stands to visit, and came to
suffer acutely through the insistent
repetition Of this boob query. At last
he wrote the appended verse, which.
1t is believed, never found life in
print:
Where do you 60 from here?"
asks the landlord Of our hotel.
And where do you go from here?"
asks the boy who answers the sell.
And where do you go from here.
Oh! Lord, and where do you go from
here?" 4
TIL In fancy we stand at the last CON-
mand. Quaking with sudden fear.
And st. Peter says. "Oh. you're thoss
lecturers. Where do you 60 from
here?"
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14
MADE HIM MISS IT
OF Course wife Was to Blame Be-
cause Opportunity Nearly Got
Away From the Man.

Opportunity knocked twice at the
mans door and was about to knock q
third time when the door was hurried
ly opened by a woman.
where IL the mani" said Opportu-
nifty. Come! I've no time to lose. |"
You're the very one he's looking
for" said the woman. "But-he's &C.
cupied."
You're his wife. aren't you. Tell
him to come"
HE won't believe me. He'll think
I'm mistaken. He'll think you are
someone else"
"Oh, please don't go. I'll tell him.
Ill try to convince him who you are.
Give me little time"
THAT isn't my fault. I've done my
duty. Good-day."
Just at this moment the man rushed
out and grabbed Opportunity. Then
he turned roughly to his wife.
"Why didn't you let me know she
was knocking?" he said. why. she
almost got away. Just like you'll
Life.
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14

Among the most beautiful Of hats,
the big ieghorn never fails to be .
strong temptation to the buyer Of mil.
linery. As hats go. II Is considered
expensive: the initial investment re-
CURED is somewhat greater than fos
some other popular braids. But. like
the Panama hat, the leghorn Ii not
bought for q single seasons wear.
Well cared for. good grade will do
duty for several summers.
There is every opportunity for re.
modelling and retrimming leghorns
this season. They are in great de.
mand and appear in large and small
shapes. The big leghorn hat for
younger women has few rivals in
point Of beauty and becomingness.
and Just now everyone wants one.
They are woven In the natural straw
color and therefore not easily dis
colored by sunlight, and they are
among the hats that can be cleaned
successfully. One Of the cleaning
methods Ii simply that Of scrubbing
the shape, without getting 1t very
vet. with . heavy suds and with Wa
ter In which soda has been dissolved.
The shape IL wiped a. dry as pos
sibls quickly and pressed under .
clean cloth. This yellows the straw
but tho color II still beautiful.
The midsummer hats Of leghorn pic.
iured here suggest successful retrim-
ming to anyone who may wish to COPY
them. At the left . large shape 10
shown with an insert Of heavy lace
let In the brim. This II outlined with
fold u velvet. and Is piece Of
work which taxes the skill Of the mil
liner. but gives IN exquisite result.
Black velvet ribbon and half,blown
pink roses with dark green foliage
ere used for trimming.
At the right . lsghorn 10 shown
having the crown covered with black
snd-white striped silk and . narrow
binding Of this silk about the edge OF
The brim. Il h trimmed with .
crushed collar and knot Of white satin
ribbon and . big black quill which
sweeps scross The front.
The third hat shows . brim faced
with pale pink 0eorgetts crepe and
naring slightly upward at the left
There IL . wreath and standing spray
Of roses about the crown.
Among the new summer models
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14
SMALL THINGS THAT COUNT
New Method Of Laeins . Bodice W
the Back With Velvet Cords
Hooks and Eyes.

There are SO many tricks In the
trade Of clothes that one sees and tries
TO remember to pass on. Sometimes
they interest women more than the
important features. There Is that new
method OF lacing up q frock in the
middle Of the back. II Ii done by
velvet cord through large round but.
tonholes that are heavily overcast. At
the end Of the cord are short spikes Of
cut Jet.
The idea was brought out in black
taffeta afternoon gown, but It has
been copied In all kinds Of materials.
1t Ia especially effective on the bodice
that has that new turtle-tail In the
back that goes outside. the skirt and
drops down for . space Of Ave inches.
1t 10 q good feature for linen frocks
and one such gown In oyster white 10
laced with blue velvet ribbon through
small silver spikes.
Another new trick In fashions In
fastening q gown 10 the use OF immense
hooks and eyes covered with q ma
terial in the same color rs the frock.
or to contrast with II. These are used
In front or back, preferably In front.
On a gown Of black silk they are
covered with white satin, and there
are white satin collar and cuffs to
carry out the color scheme. The
smart woman who wore this frock
completed the idea by oblong turban
of white satin with n let orns ment and
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14

permit
the baltimore "newsies Ger
called "GiEgies
undertook tell the president
his and the sentiments
The president newsboys said:
things that
be
things learning will make
only successful but happier men,
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14

and that II isn't worth while to 20
anywhere IL you cannot 10 with honor
and self-respect," he was heartily
thanked by a committee OF the boys.
consisting OF Samuel Friedel. seven.
teen; George Harrison, fifteen: VIII
liam G. McQuinn. fifteen. and Jesse
Rosenstein. fourteen.
Harrison handed the president .
badge OF the child labor bureau OF
Baltimore. emitting him 10 sell news.
naners In that city He assured tho
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14

,nsy I believe
between Cleveland Psrk and dow
Il haul"
Cleveland Park nsashsorhoed the
nbssry
Miss cushaan line from Chevy Chase the dow.
distance but she
iaanssrae1
sssvsd b. car hasa
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14
A Tale Often Told.

Society IL Just now afnicted with
q new species Of bore"
still another?"
ITS the young woman who tells
everybody she meets how the war in
Europe prevented her from finishing
her musical education"
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14
Not AskIn0 Much.

so you are ambitious to have .
little garden?"
Yes"
You ought to get lot OF pleasure
out OF It."
II don't expect to get any pleasure
out Of It. but II can get few beets
and turnips in return for a great deal
OF hard work I'll be satisfied"
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14

Throughout the last winter We have
become accustomed 10 the sets con.
sistinx Of matching tooue. mum and
coiisr--of fur. chiffon. velvet and 80
tin. Now We shall see matching hats
and parasols. 70 use with thin frocks.
They arc very pretty and often ns'
ured chiffon 10 employed In their maxi
inE-ovss silk for the parasol. over
straw for the hat.
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14
Accounting for Tastes.

Bacon see expert French butter
tasters claim they can perceive the
favor OF the soil over which cattle
feed
Egbert-Must have sort of taste
OF shrapnel now.
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14

Trimming for Cotton Dresses.
Cotton dresses will be trimmed with
cluny, valenciennes and filet laces.
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14
Girl Drives Congressional Library jitnsy Bus

driven
Cushman
library their homes In Cleveland Park
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14

While the average man would like to
be ahead, he is pretty well satisfied II
he catches up.
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14
School That Gives Children Training for Life

school, the nrst kind
school the city school where desks
household sewing machines benches tool
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14
President May Sell Newspapers in Baltimore

BECAUSE
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14

Combs win soon warp and brsak n
washed In water. They ean b clsane6
With Q ssi6 Old tooth brush o. nail
brush In soap ~ wstsr. To which s
ssw drops Of smmosia have been ~
-.
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14

cases and the shoemaker's bench and
last. From Its class rooms issue con-
stantly the noise Of hammer and saw.
the hum Of the busy sewing machines,
the rattle Of pans and dishes and the
swish OF broom and brush.
Through the open door come the
rasp Of file and plane. the rhythmic
thump Of the shoemaker's pegging.
The energetic horny sounds Of house
keeping float out to meet the visitor.
while the appetizing aroma Of stewing
fruit and delicious baking custards
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1915-05-14

through tho beading At the neck and
sleeves and through an insertion OF
Il let into the body OF tho gown at
each side near the arms eye.
Ribbons play . prominent part In tho
designing OF lingerie. and particularly
In the making OF nishtdresses. which
depend upon them for the introduc'
ton Of pretty color,
JULIA OorvoMlgv.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25
STRAIGHTFORWARD TESTIMONY.
Many Ashland Citizens Have Profited
BY IL.

II you have backache, urinary trou-
bles, days of dizziness, headaches or
nervousness, strike at the seat of the
trouble. These are often the symp-
toms of weak kidneys and there is
grave danger in delay. Doan's Kid
ney Pills are especially prepared for
kidney ailments-are endorsed by
over 10000 people. Your neighbors
recommend this remedy-have prov
ed its merits in many tests. Ashland
readers should take fresh courage in
the straightforward testimony of an
Ashland citizen.
r. e. Allison, railroad conductor,
556 B street, Ashland, Ore, says:
81 have suffered from my back and
kidneys. l have never found any
thing that has given me as quick and
positive relief as Doan's Kidney Pills.
They are just as represented. Any
one can try them with confidence as
to the results"
Price SOC, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Allison had. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Props, Buffalo. N. Y.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25
STOP BUYING EXPENSIVE
COUGH REMEDIES
Make the Best at Home

Money spent for the old-style, ready
made cough syrups in bottles holding
only 2 to 2h ounces isvery largely wasted,
because most of them are composed
principally of sugar and water. Yet you
have to pay the same price as If it was all
medicine. Stop wasting this money. You
can make better cough medicine at
home at one-ffth the cost. Merely go to
the drug store named below and ask for 2
ounces (50c worth) of Schiffmann's Con-
centrated Expectorant. Mix this with
one pint of granulated sugar and one
half pint of boiling water, which makes
full pint (l6 ounces). This new, simple,
pleasant remedy Is guaranteed to relieve
the worst cough or cold. Also excellent
for rBronchial Asthma, Bronchitis, Group,
Hoarseness and Whooping Cough. One
bottle will make enough homemade
cough medicine to probably last the whole
family the entire winter. Children likeit,
1t Is so pleasant to take and it positively
contains no chloroform, opium, morphine
or other narcotics, as do most cough mix
lures. Keep it on hand in case of emer-
gency and stop each cough before 1t
gets a firm hold. This store has been
authorized to return the money in every
single case where it does not give per-
feet satisfaction or Is not found the
best remedy ever used. Absolutely no
risk Is run In buying this remedy under
this positive guarantee. For sale here by
McNAIR BROS.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25
Boys Who Never Work.
(Kansas City Starr

We can only wonder at the silly
way in which some men waste their
lives.
One day it Is a man in Cincinnati
who enters bank, shooting this way
and that, scoops the money into a
bag while the employees hide, leaps
into stolen motor car, enacts the
robbery again in another bank, and
at last, when cornered, kills police
man and is himself killed.
Enough Of adventure, excitement
and tragedy to last lifetime crowd
ed into a few hours, with murder at
the end.
But what for? The chances of the
man getting away were so remote
that only a fool would have under
taken the job.
The next day it is in Kansas City.
Two men rob shopkeeper of dia-
monds and money and try to escape
| W iuhhihb lhiOubh tlOWu6u bllc6JS
silly and futile thing to undertake
The end of their folly will be years
and years of hard work, hard living
lonesomeness and heartbreaking mo,
notony in prison.
The man who undertakes to live
by his wits, to get money without
working for it, is foreordained to fail
ure. And yet there are always men
starting on that road.
In general they are men who failed
in youth to learn the lesson OF indus
try. They got the idea that the end
of life was to get on with as little
effort as possible. The boys who are
spared all work by indulgent parents,
who expect everything to be done for
them and to do nothing for anybody
else, are on the wrong road. They
are getting the demoralizing ideas
that are responsible for such wrecks
as come daily to the criminal court
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25

The ParentaTeacher Circle will
hold a meeting Tuesday evening at
the school house. All those who are
interested in the school are cordially
invited. A program will be given
and light refreshments served.
The committee who were solicit
ing for acreage for the beet sugar
factory met at the town hall Tuesday
evening and reported a total of 1 1858
acres. The following committee were
appointed: w. Beeson, c. D. Bur-
gan, c. N. Thomas, l.. Brown and
Joe Wilson. They met the commit
tee in Mediord and the beet sugar
representatives and satisfactory re-
port was given.
Mrs. John Walgamot of Wagner
creek was a visitor here Friday
morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Vandersluis,
Mrs A. c. Reimer, Mrs. Graves and
H. 0. Powers and mother, Mrs. N. O..
Powers and Miss Eleanor attended
the theatre in Medford Thursday
evening.
Mrs. John Robson visited friends
in Ashland Friday.
The little baby of Mr.. and Mrs.
George Carter is i'll with chicken-pox.
pox.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Puloski and
son moved to Woodville, Ore, Thurs
day, where they will live on the Bag
ley ranch.
Mrs Butterfield of Ashland was a
visitor here Friday.
Wednesday evening Professor Cal
kins of the University of Oregon
gave a very interesting lecture on
Habit and Happiness" at the Talent
school.
William Dunn was operated on
Monday morning, January 1S, at a
hospital in Ashland 1t has been re-
ported that he is doing nicely.
Luke-Davis Nuptials.
A very pretty home wedding took
place at the R. ]. Luke home Tues
day morning, January 10, at 8
O'Clock, when Miss Leta Luke mar.
ried Mr.. John L. Davis of Lanceford
N. D., Father Powers of Medford oe.
ficiating. The house was beautifully
decorated in pink and green. Mrs
Wold of Medford played the wedding
march. The bride was dressed in {
travelling suit and carried a beautiful
stray of roses. After the ceremon,
4. the wedding breakfast was served.
At 10:45 the bridal party, consist
ing of Mr.. and Mrs. Davis and Mis-
Emma Crawford and Mr.. Charlie
Tryer, left for Ashland, where tn
newlyweds caught No. Is for south
lern California, where they will spent
their honeymoon.
Those present were Mr.. and Mrs
Wold and Mr.. and Mrs. Luke OF Med
ford, Miss Emma Crawford and Mr.
Charles Tryer and the brides par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. r. ]. Luke.
Miss Luke was a very popular
young lady here, having been tn,
postmistress for the past three years
and she leaves many friends who
wish her every happiness in her new
home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Davis will be at hom,
in Lanceford, N. D., after March Is
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25
AUTOCAR COMPANY
Portland Markets.

Receipts for the week to Thursday
night were: Cattle 62S, calves 81,
hogs $3.50, sheep 299.
Cattel-With the exception of a
few cars the cattle receipts this week
have been of mediocre quality. Tops
have failed to bring more than $7.75
at any time since Monday.
Hogs-Monday witnessed the larg-
est single days run of hogs ever re-
ceived at North Portland, over 1900
head being received. Many half fat
rough hogs are being received. The
market is closing at $3.50 for tops.
Sheep-As usual, sheep continue
more in demand than the supply. All
offerings are being taken at steady
prices. Lambs at $3.50. yearling
wethers $3.50, ewes $3.50.
Scale receipts at Tidings office
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25

A Chicago wife wants a divorce be-
cause her husband threw gold and
silver coins at her and dented her
skull. That fellow will not have q
bit OF trouble finding a lot of wives
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25

You have something you do no,
need. Somebody else needs 1t and
has what you want. Twenty-Five
cents puts your proposition before
two thousand people through the
"For Trade" column OF the Tidings.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25
ASHLAND TIDINGs.
Talent Tdings

Miss Alice Vandersluis, Talent cor
respondent, is authorized to repre-
sent the Tidings in all business rela-
tions in this field. Headquarters,
Vandersluis G Burgan store.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25

Not property in Ashland but that
can be sold by Tidings "For Sale"
ads in less time and at less cost thar
through the regular agent channels
Try Il.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25

Daily Telegram and Semi-Weekly
Tidings both one year for So. Good
till February 1.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25

We often hear some one referred
to as "punkin' head" and we can't
help sympathizing with the pumpkin.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25
BUSINESS PROPERTY WANTED

/ have a customer who will pur-
chase improved business property on
the Plaza or East Main street.
He wants it for an investment and
the price must be so that it will pay
reasonable net interest rate.
want the listing direct from the
owner and shall expect to make a
commission on the transaction.
BERT r. GREER,
At the Tidings Office.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25
Resu|t-Getting Classified Columns
THE ONE-ATTEMPT MAN OR WOMAN

who for example, and
the result desired decides that advertising
practical all lines
OF try again potent want advertising other effort
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25

Classified Rates:
inserted
except to parties having
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25

FOR SALE-Swell little bungalow
home, large lot, near West Side
school. Nice lawn, flowers, cher
ries, apples and berries. One Of
the neatest homes in the city. AT
341 Almond street. 64-8t~
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25

FOR SALE OR TRADE-4h acres
five blocks from new high school.
Will divide in amount to suit pur-
chaser Prices will be right. Ad-
dress s. F. Starr, Ga California
street, Ashland. 66-1mo.~
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25

FOR SALE-By owner, large lot
with small house; centrally located
in Ashland, Ore, on Meade street.
Warrantee deed and abstract.
Price $3.50. Address Mark Hebron,
Boise City, Oklahoma. 6S-Stf
FOR SALE-A four-room house,
close in. With cement sidewalks,
sewer, electric lights and city wa
ter. Fifty dollars cash, balance
$40 per month. Price $3.50. See
McWilliams G Edgington. 65-tf
FOR SALE--Conpletely furnished
bungalow. Five rooms, bath, sleep
ing porch, large collar, lawn and
flowers; fruit trees. Part payment
and balance like Tont, II desired.
]. X. Choato, Jr., 139 Winner
street. Phone 210-R. 18-1mo.f
FOR SALE--A homestead relinquish.
ment of 100 a:res, two-roomed
house, barn, chicken house, with
garden tools, plows, etc. Well wa
tered and on Pacific Highway
Will trade for Ashland property.
Address A. R.. care Tidings. 36-tf
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25

Scale receipts at Tidings office
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1915-01-25

McNAIR BROS.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1915-03-27
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT
STATE OF LOUISIANA.

Whereas. Ambrose NJ. Smith, of the
Parish OF Vermilion State of Louisiana.
has applied to me for the cancellation of
two bonds drawn and subscribed by w.
7. Lacouture as principal. with first, +.
a. Marceaux. w. A. Poche. Jos. I.
Labit and A. NJ. Smith as sureties
dated March l9lZ, for One nous
and Dollars; second, A. NJ. Smith, w.
A. Poche, W. H. Sledge and f. A.
Marceaux AS sureties dated May Sth,
1918, for One Thousand Dollars ana
conditioned for the faithful performance
and discharge by said ]. w. Lacoutre OF
his duties as Notary Public Ill and tor
the Parish of Nermilion, State OF Louisi-
ana.
Now. therefore, /, Luther Egbert
| Hall, Governor of the State OF Louisl-
ana, have thought proper to issue this
my proclamation with the view of giving
public notice to all persons herein in
! terested and concerned to show cause III
writing. at the office of the Secretary OF
state at the CITY of Baton Rouge, La.
within ninety DAYS from and after the
last publication hereof why said bond
and the mortgage resulting therefron,
shou1d not be cancelled and annulled
and the above named securities dis
charged from any further liabilities in
the premises. 49,, -.
Given under my signature and the
Seal Of the State of Louisiana at the
civ of Baton Rouge, this 18th day OF
February, 4. ID. 1913. ,,,r,
TsEAL] BY the Governor
K. H. Flower,
/ Asst. Secretary of State,