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The Parker post., 1915-03-20
END STOMACH TROUBLE,
GASES OR DYSPEPSIA
"Pape's Diapepsin" Makes Sick, Sour
Classy Stomachs Surely Feel Fine
in Five Minutes.

If what you just ate is souring on
your stomach or lies like lump OF
lead, refusing to digest, or you belch
gas and eructate sour, undigested
food, or have a feeling of dizziness,
heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste
in mouth and stomach-headache, you
can get blessed relief in five minutes.
Put an end to stomach trouble forever
by getting a large f1fty-cent case Of
Pape's Diapepsin from any drug store.
You realize in five minutes how need
less it is to suffer from indigestion,
dyspepsia or any stomach disorder
It's the quickest, surest stomach doc
tor in the world. It's wonderful
Advt.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
Canned Corn ChoWder.

Cut in small bits and try out a
piece of pork one and half inches
square; add one sliced onion and cook
for five minutes, stirring often that
the onion may not burn. Strain the
fat into a stewpan. Parboil for five
minutes In boiling water to cover,
four cupfuls of pototoes cut in quarter
inch slices; drain, and add two cup
fuls Of boiling water. Cook until the
potatoes are soft, than add one can
of corn and four cupfuls of scalded
milk, and heat to boiling point. Sea-
son with salt and pepper, add three
tablespoonfuls butter, and eight COM
non crackers soaked in milk enough
to soften them. Remove crackers,
turn chowder into a tureen, and put
the crackers on top.
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take This MANS ADVICE
TRY THE Great KIDNEY REMEDY

1t always gives me pleasure to rec
ommend anything that is right and Sc
| feel it my duty to herald the praises
of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-RoOt.
For years I was troubled with kid
ney disease and it was SO intense that
I was bedridden for days at a time.
l gave UP all hope and doctors for
miles around gave me no help. Incl
dentally I tried several patent rene
dies and at last tried Swamp-Root.
From the first it gave me relief and
it was no time before I was able to be
up and around and now am perfectly
we'll and able to work as used to be-
fore my terrible sickness.
So now let me thank you for your
wonderful discovery and take this op-
portunity to recommend it to all who
suffer from kidney troubles.
Yours very truly,
WALTER SILVER,
Hope, Ark.
Subscribed and sworn to before me,
this 25th day of March, 1912.
A. V. WARE, Notary Public.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
10 CENT "CASCARETS'
FOR LIVER AND BOWELS
Cure Sick Headache, Constipation,
BiIiousness, Sour Stomach, Bad
Breath-Candy Cathartic.

No odds how bad your liver, stom'
ach or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable you are from
constipation, indigestion, biliousness
and sluggish bowels-you always get
relief with Cascarets. They imme
diately cleanse and regulate the stom
ach, remove the sour, fermenting food
and foul gases; take the excess bile
from the liver and carry off the con
stipated waste matter and poison
from the intestines and bowels. A
1O-cent box from your druggist will
keep your liver and bowels clean;
stomach sweet and head clear fol
months. They work while you sleep
-Advt.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
IF YOUR CHILD is CROSS.
FEVERISH, CONSTIpATED
Look Mother! If Tongue Is Coated,
Cleanse Little Bowels With "CaI-
ifornia Syrup of Figs"

Mothers can rest easy after giving
california Syrup of Figs" because in
a few hours all the clogged-up waste,
sour bile and fermenting food gently
moves out of the bowels, and you have
well, playful child again.
Sick children needn't be coaxed to
take this harmless fruit laxative. "
Millions of mothers keep it handy be-
cause they know it's action on the
stomach, liver and bowels is prompt
and sure.
Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bot
tie of "California Syrup of Figs" which
contains directions for babies, children
of all ages and for grown-ups.-Advt.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
SKIN DISEASES QUICKLY
YIELD TO THIS TREATMENT

If you have eczema, ringworm or
other itching, burning, unsightly skin
eruption, try resinol ointment and res
inol soap and see how quickly the
itching stops and the trouble disap-
pears, even in a severe, stubborn case.
Resinol ointment is also an excellent
household remedy for pimples, dan
druff, sores, burns, wounds, chafings,
and for score of other uses where
a soothing, healing application is need
ed. Every druggist sells resinol oint-
ment and resinol soap-Adv.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
Wearisome IdIeness,

An aversion to labor creates a con-
slant WEAKNESS and one would think
should make existence itself burden.
The indolent man descends from the
dignity of his nature and makes that
being which was rational merely vege-
tative.-Sir Richard Steele.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
To Soften Sugar.

Brown sugar that has become lumpy
from being kept any length of time
may be softened in the following man.
ner: Fill the teakettle with boiling
water and put the sugar n a pan,
placing it over the teakettle to steam
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
Cleaning EnameIed Dishes,

Salt moistened with vinegar Will re-
move burnt marks from enameled
saucepans and dishes, but don't forget
that they should be soaked in cold wa
ter for a few hours first to loosen the
stains.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

V ege "a ble e Com
pound. M y back
acheduntil I thought
it would break, I had
pains all over me,
nervous feelings and
periodic troubles. I
was very weak and
run down and was
losing hope of ever
being G W ell a n d
strong. After TAX
ing Lydia E. Pink
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
The Eiopers.

Newlywed (two days after elope-
ment)-Hadn't we best write your
folks and let them know where we
are:
Bride-Yes; can't imagine why
they haven't written. They knew this
was to be our first stop!-Judge.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
Letter to
DR.. Kilmer g. Co.,
Binghamton, NJ. Y.


Prove What Swamp Root will do for you.
Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer e Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y, for a sample size
bottle. 1t will convince anyone. You
will also receive a booklet of valuable
information, telling about the kidneys
and bladder. When writing, be sure
and mention this paper. Regular
fifty-cent and one-dollar size bottles
for sale at all drug stores.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
NEW MODERN DANCING

r. Fletcher Hallamore, the leading
Dancing Expert and Instructor in New
York City, writes: "T have used AL
LENS FOOT-EASE, the antiseptic
powder to be shaken into the shoes, for
ten years, and recommend it to all my
pupils 1t cures and prevents sore
feet. Sold by all Drug and Department
Stores, 25c. Sample FREE. Address,
Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y. (Adv.)
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
Under Fire,

II saw Scraggs this morning, and
he was a physical wreck. Has he
really been fighting, as he said he
would, with the British in Belgium"
mo; he says that kind of thing is
too mild excitement for him. He
has been acting as Judge of a coun-
ty fair baby show"
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
Bird Feared bY Snakes,

Snakes in South Africa fear the
secretary bird and will even crawl
away from his shadow. This bird
devours snakes and can easily kill a
reptile twice it's size.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
His Occupation Goinu.

Movie Orchestra Drummer GLOOM
ily)-I see my fnish
Head Violinist-Cheer up!
Drummer-Nix! Edison's made the
movies talk; you can hear their guns
shoot and the horses hoofs clatter!
Next thing, he'll reproduce the whole
Orchestra.-Puck.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

hams Vegetable Compound I improved
rapidly and today am we'll woman. I
cannot tell you how happy I feel and I
cannot say too much for your Compound.
Would not be without it in the house if
it cost three times the amount. Mrs.
CHAs. CHAPMAN, R. F. D. No. 2, Belle
vue. Ohio.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
Cleans the Can.

Each time, after the garbage can
has been emptied, drop into it a
crushed newspaper, light it and let
burn out Place the can ON the
ground while burning.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
Woman's Precious Gift.

The one which she should most zeal
ously guard, is her health, but it is
the one most often neglected, until
some ailment peculiar to her sex has
fastened itself upon her. When so af-
fected such women may rely upon Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, a
remedy that has been wonderfully sue
cessful in restoring health to suffering
women.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you, write
tOLydia E.Pinkham MedicineCO.
(confidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for ad-
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman,
and held in strict confidence.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
Evidence.

"But are you sure the telegram is
really from your son, Mrs. Roob? q"
asked the visitor.
"No-not sure," said Mrs. Roob,
shut it looks like Toms handwriting.
Judge.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
Successful Book,

@'Yonder goes one of the most sue
cessful book publishers in America.
In one month this year he put out 81
750 tons of books and they went like
hot cakes"
What sort of books?"
Telephone books"
"I see. Conversational stuff. 1t al
ways takes"
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

Popular Russian BEVERAGE.

A popular drink among the peas
ants of Russia is called quass. 1t is
made by pouring warm water over
rye or barley meal 1t is a fermented
liquor and is very sour, but has been
used for years by these poverty
stricken people.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
New York Led in Economy.

Although New York lies entirely
outside of the coal-producing area, it
was the first state in which were built
by-product ovens, which save the gas,
tar, aud ammonia
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

Constipation causes End aggravateS
many serious diseases. 1T Is thorough.
" cured by Dr.. Pierce's PLEASANT Pei-
(Advt.)
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
Souvenirs of Travel.

Souvenirs Of Travel.
You should see Ferdinand's trunk"
Labels from all the continental no.
tells, suppose"
mo; samples of shot from every
camp in Europe.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
BLACK
..,E(S1

years Of specializing in vaccines and serums only.
Insist on Cutters. If unobtainable, order direct
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
To Hide Their Limbs

She-My aunt has such a quain.
country home. You know, those old
fashioned upholstered parlor chairs.
He-Sure! You mean the kind with
chintz naiamaS on 'em.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
LOSING HOPE
WOMAN VERY ILL
Finally Restored To Health
By Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Bellevue, Ohio. -"I was in terrible
state before I took Lydia E. Pinkham's 8
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

PANAMA EXPOSITION souvenir-Ox-
dized silver watch fob with strap and
buckle, 25c postpaid. Guaranteed. Hotel
,,o1 vlce CO., 1922 E. Tooth, Cleveland.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyelids; No Smarting-
Just Eye Comfort Write for Book of the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
FaVOrite PERSECUTION
(In Tablet or Liquid Form
LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED

by Cutters BIackleg Pills. - Low
priced, fresh, reliable; preferred by
Western stockmen because they pro-
tect where other vaccines fail.
Write for booklet and testimonials.
l0-dose pkge. BIackIeg Pills $I.00
50-dose pkge. BIackIeg Pills 400
Hrno nax. lx,ionAnn hut Nr1ffnr.gH hnaf
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

Actor am hoping for plenty of en-
cores in the third act.
Actress-Eut why the third?
Actor-Why, the curtain goes down
in the third act on a real turkey din
ner. Think of our chance to feast if
we get an encore.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

KoLLAR Kip. Comfort, ease; tie
slides freely. Sample 10c Agents wanted.
Dollars Saving Trust Bldg, Room 800,
Pittsburg Pa.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

Weeks Break-Up-A-Cold Tablets
A guaranteed remedy for Colds and
La Grippe. Price 25c of your druggist.
It's good. Take nothing else.-Adv.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
Classified Column

HoUsEWIVES-You need the egg sep
arator; separates whites from yolks;
saves time and trouble, 10c coin. Draeger,
A-11S1A S. Olive ST., Los Angeles, Cal.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
Garnering Glory.

Garnering Glory.
1--WE must pass a resolution calling
on the city fathers for better transit
facilities" said the chairman of the
Squeedunk Improvement society.
But we got 'em already" objected
a member.
"All right; then we'll antedate the
resolution and claim all the credit"
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

WASHING MADE EASY. Send Csc
for washing recipe and formula by which
half labor wear and drudgery is elm
mated in family wash. D. Ashton, Mad
denSVille, Pa.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

AUTOMOBILES-We have the car you
want. Exceptional bargains in used cars.
Pierce Arrows, Packard, Peerless, Mer-
GERS, Stutz, Nationals. We guarantee
their service to you. Get in touch with us
now. Peoples Garage. Home Phone
F54S4, Sunset Main 6416. 742-744-746 South
Olive St., Los Angeles, CAL
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

MANUFACTURE Alcohol and valuable
oils from waste farm products. Formula,
plans and drawings, SOC. Limit offer at
this price. M. Meyler, Rio, Box 101,
Kalamazoo, Mich.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

BOILER AND MACHINE WORKS. .
Founders, machinists, pattern makers,
steel tanks, boilers, engines, ranges, fur
naces, boiler repairs. Pioneer Boiler &
Machine Works, S. w. Cor Palmetto and
Caroline SITS. Phones A2211, Main 2535.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

LADIES-I have secured the exclusive
agency for the distribution of the famous
'NADICO" products. Write for my big
catalog of Toilet Articles and Rubber
Goods. Real hints and advice. Pacific
Supply Co., Distributors, 335 Market ST.,
Oakland, Cal.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

DON'T SHAVE with a dull razor. En-
cry oil applied to the strop will give you
the sharpest razor to be had, 25c postpaid.
Hawn Mfg. Co., 2307 E. 18th, Kansas
CITY, Mo-
The Parker post., 1915-03-20
AUTOMOBILES, MOTORCYCLES and ACCESSORIES

WHITE GARAGE-Tires Accessories.
Battery Recharging, Complete Machine
Shop and Electrical Department. S1O-1S
S. Olive ST., Los Angeles Phones: 10379,
Main S133.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

WANTED-Write Photoplays; $100
EACH Instructions absolutely FREE;
whole or spare time; experience unnec-
essary. Franklin, 627-A Pacific Bldg,
San Francisco.
The Parker post., 1915-03-20

TYPEWRITER FREE.
Will give away free to boys So type
writer for a little work at home. Wm
Connor, Box IS, Sawtelle, Cal.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-17

submarine journey in the North Pa
cific ocean Of more than 5000 miles
from its base on the Pribiloff islands
In Bering 1ea. and then returns.
An animal which can not only make
such an extended journey. but can
steer its course over an uncharted
waste from point to roint. month by
month, with positive regularity and In
perfect time. must be fine type OF
swimming nachine-it IL.
There is to. be observed close re-
semblance between tho cigar-shaped
submarine boa. and the body form Ct
the fur seal. As We view them lat
orally, this resemblance 10 complete;
they are both driven ahead by feather
ing screws. and they are both kept on
the level of their submerged course At
. given distance below the surface BY
rudders. .s.s
Then we obserys, shat .tha periscope.
to which the submarine craft owes all
It's efficiency. II duplicated exactly by
the seals nose and eyes. and which
are all that It ever lifts above the sur
face when startled. and in night or
passage. .t..s
Again We note that the fur seal ~
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-17

wooden yarn. This il spread over tht
crown and part Of the brim. A large
and capable-looking ny is held on tho
web by pin Of which he is the head
Although provided with jeweled eye.
he seems to see no danger OF becom
ing entangled. or II he does he scorni
to heed 1t.
The story CT bead ornaments 10 onl,
Just begun and the idea Is q good one /:
therefore there Is every reason to be-
lieve that we shall see very interest
ing developments Of 1t rs the fall sea.
son advances. Among the most attrac.
tive of the head ornaments shown 90
far are those of white and black beads
applied to the body Of the hat In
seometrical figures. White predomi
mates In these figures. and the darh
colors that are fashionable for the
body OF hats make the best OF back
grounds for bead embroidery.
JULIA eoTToMLEY.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-17
Victorian sleeve Revived.

Another Victorian revival is the
pulled sleeve coming midway between
shoulder and elbow. Thus far these
sleeves adorn only evening gowns. the
long sleeve to the wrist being used
on all bodices and blouses for day
wear. Low necked waists are filed
in at the top with gathered fuckers
another dainty Victorian feature OF
dress-and the decolletage II growing
round instead Of. v-shaped as the
season advances. Dimity and lowered
organdie dnd special favor and iaven-
der-the color Of colors in demure Vic.
torian days-is particularly fashion.
able:-
The belle OF 1890 vsried HERSELF part.
ly for coquetry and partly to protect
her complexion. for tan was consid.
cred disgrace then. - rough. red
hands would be now. Over the quaint
poke bonnets OF this summer will be
thrown graceful wells In bordered and
vine patterns and from the tiny hat
floats = short. naring veil such a. the
1880 belle affected.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-17

Among the really new things that
have appeared on the millinery hori.
1on for fall. the bead ornaments and
bead work which adorn many OF the
hats. are the most novel. Also they
are very handsome. Now that Amer
cans are learning how to rely upon
themselves for artistry In creating
headwear, 1t seems specially appropri.
ate that they should have drawn an
inspiration from the original Ameri-
cans-the red men who have used
beads always. And anyone who will
examine collection OF headwear or
other apparel. OF many Indian tribes.
will develop q respect for the art Of
its makers and for their patient work.
Beads and needlework are the new
touches appearing on the two fall hats
shown here. The shapes are wide
brimmed sailors. covered with velvet.
The hat at the right is in strong.
bright shade OF blue velvet. About
the crown q heavy silk floss appears
in parallel rows Of even stitches and
this decoration appears in four rows
At the edge of the upper brim. A,
the front many strands Of white beads
are knotted and fastened to the tor
crown. The strands terminate In
besd-covered balls fastened to the
brim at each side.
The black velvet hat at the left Il
embroidered with q spiders web IL
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-17

MIS- its lungs with air (literally com
pressed). turns its head down, and.
with its powerful fiippers. drives 1t be-
low the surface to the depth OF nve or
ten feet. then ahead on that level: thus
submerged. the body OF the seal
glides through the water As swift
ly as a swallow In the ART is . van
ishing streak to our eyes.
How long It remains thus submerged
when travelling. no one has any deli.
mite knowledge, but the best consensus
OF opinion gives 1t rise q intervals OF
every three or four minutes to breathe
that IL. pause Of less than two or
three seconds with barely more than
its nose and eyes above the surface.
for exhalation and renewed inhalation
when down goes the trim body to
speed ahead again.
When our submarines were flrst
brought out. . trip OF more than 500
miles from base was the utmost limit
of their cruising. Today. they have
been % perfected BY the Germans that
We know they can cruise safely more
than 5000 miles from that base. There
fcre. in this connection It II interest
ing to know that the fur seal makes
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-17
ROOT CALLS CAUSE TROUBLE
No Way ef Controlling Annoyanes gx
espt by Rotation ef crops-corn
50 and Oats Not Hurt.

Such plants as tomatoes. cucumbers
and many others are often badly af.
fected by what are known ~ nema.
tode root gals These nodules. OF
CALLS. which are more commonly found
in the sandy soils. are produced BY
very small worms which attack the
small roots Of the plant
There is no way OF controlling this
trouble except by the rotation Of
crops. II 1t is possible to grow plants
that are not affected by the nema.
todes upon the land for. about three
years. It will most likely be killed out.
Some OF the plants that are not af.
fected by nematodes are corn, oats
and velvet beans. It is not advisable
to plant any crop that II susceptible
to the nematode on ground that 10
badly affected. as the chances are that
the crop will not be success.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-17
salesman WON.

II you do not believe in the efficacy
and benefits OF prohibition take . trip
through the state Of Kansas and you
will experience . change Of mind. At
least. that 10 what happened to 4
travelling salesman. @. N. Mahon by
name. who lives in South Carolina.
Mr.. Mahon wss . bitter opponent Of
prohibition because he believed 1t
was injurious to business. After max
ing . trip through Kansas he admitted
he was converted. "The facts" he
said. "are 10 different from the re-
ports that have been sent out by the
brewers. have found business splen-
did in this state. nnd . rustling
and . progressive people. and the
sight Of towns without saloons 10 an
inspiration. I am going right back
home and take the stump for prohibi-
ton and its strict enforcement, and
I am going to tell the folks there the
truth about Kansas" ~
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-17
Desert Lighthouse.

Prairie schooners, a. the long can
vas-coyered wagons which cross the
deserts Of Arizona are called. are guild.
ed by the only desert lighthouse in the
world. The lighthouse marks the po-
sition of we'll. the only pluce where
water can be found for SO miles to the
eastward. and 80 miles in any other
direction.
Many wayfarer in this vast. water.
less region has died of thirst prac.
tically within sight OF the we'll. the
whereabouts Of which he was ignorant.
It was q tragedy Of this sort which
led to the erection OF the beacon. A
boy. perishing of thirst. had fallen in
the last stages OF exhaustion. When
night came. he noticed the light from
the well keepers cabin burning dimly
In the distance. With . last heroic
effort. the boy reached the cabin. This
gave the we'll keeper an idea, and now
every night . light flashes out from
the only desert lighthouse in the
world.-American Boy.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-17
Extinct Ground s,e.h.

The remains of an extinct ground
sloth found in Patagonia and brought
to this country by Mr.. Roosevelt II
now in the American Museum OF Natu-
raj History in New York. These re-
mains possess extraordinary interest,
because the surroundings In which
they were found seem to prove that
the animal was living only few con-
turtles ago. and was not only contem.
porary with primitive man, but was
to some extent domesticated by him.
Previous to this discovery It had been
believed that all the great ground
sloths OF South America, Of which
many fossil remains have been found,
became extinct thousands of years
ago. The remains recently found were
discovered in dry cave. in company
with tools or weapons or stone and
bone. together with. bundles Of grass
spread as though Intended for fodder.
There were other indications that the
animals had been stabbed or impris-
oned in the cave and fed by their cap
tors.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-17
ANOTHER SLOW ron ALCOHOL.


Employees Of the Anaconda Mining
company have been given this warn
ing In bulletin posted by the COM
pany: s}I ..is r.
Never 90 to work after drinking
liquor. and II you must drink. stay
home. Experience has proved that .
great many accidents are caused from
drinking Intoxicating. liquors. II will
be remembered that from September
I, 1914. to September II. all saloons
In Butte were closed; that from Sep
tember II to September "a they were
open only from o'clock In the morn
ing to Z o'clock at night. and that for
the remainder Of the month they were
open only from O'Clock in the morn
ing to 10 o'clock at night. The acci-
dent records of the Anaconda Copper
Mining company show the following
significant figures: Number Of acci-
dents per ten thousand shifts: July.
6.22: August. 11.25: September. 4.2l:
October. 7.5s: November. 6.01."