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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29

saloon men who have been cheating
and warn them against further mis-
conduct No formal action has been
taken
Il Is understood that at another confer
ence IL was given out that this week
the mayor would bring IN the name OF
Fred Anheuser for confirmation as prose
cutor Of the South Side police court
few months ago the commissioner
were outspoken In opposition to the con
firmation OF MIR, Anheuser The mayor
has carried this official along as q
'holdover." Another canvass OF the stu
alton would indicate that majority oil
the commissioners are stin opposed &c
this appointment
Il is rumored in city hall circles that
a change In the heads OF two depart
ments is being considered This can MOI
be confirmed Just now, but there seem'
to be foundation for the runor.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29
Washington Affairs

Federal quarantine for foot and mouth
s.sease has been lifted entirely from
Massachusetts and New Jer ey and mOdi-
fled in a number a counties In Illinois
bv an order effective November a.
F. Reserve deposits OF the federal reserve
banks Increased neatly $4,000 90 during
the last W ek. according TO a statement
az the banks condition November % is
sued by the Federal Reserve board.
thTouRhout the country, which the Post
office department attributes TO the prog
TesJ OF the business revival, as well as
the appToa ching holiday season. have
caused 81 eeial notices to be sent TO all
postmasters.
Flocking OF the Panama canal by earth
slides fas not created new work for
Amsricans IN the canal zone and the
csUal office issued a statement IN an ef-
fort TO counteract published TepoT which
have drawn many Anne leans to the 18th
nna IN search OF employment
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29
Donne COIIegc.

President Allen, who has been cast all
fall on business for the college, returned
Tuesday evening
At recent meeting of the college club
held in the college chapel. the following
officers were elected for the coming year.
Harold Davis, president; Sarah Marshall.
vice president; DesElms, secretary.
The first number of the college lecture
course occurs Thursday evening, Decem-
Der 2.
The foot ball banquet this year will be
held in the parlors of the Congregational
church on Friday evening, December 3,
IL Is predicted that this Will be more
largely attended than any previous ban
quet. It is especially hoped that large
number of old ID" men will be on hand
for this occasion as the team this year
has Just closed an exceptionally success
full season.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29
BRIEF CITY NEWS



Ifs'hting Fixtures-Burgess-G
Have Root Print It-Now Beacon Press.
Property Cared For-To rent property
she J. Il. Dumont. Keeline Bldg.
III With Pnsumonia-RichardP hilbin'
tho son Of Mr.. and Mrs. p. Il. Philoih' Is
very III with pneumonia.
"Today's Movie Program" classified
section today. 1t appears in The Bee
EXCLUSIVELY. Find out what the va
rious moving picture theaters offer.
Song Recital-Miss Alice Mackenzie
VIII give n song recital at theMetropoli-
tan hall, December Is at s o'clock. as
sisted by Madame A. NJ. Borglum.
Keep Your Money and Valusbles In
the American safe DEPOSIT Vaults, 2lS
South Seventeenth street. Bee building.
Boxes rent 81 for three months. open
fom a. m. to D. m.
The state Bank OF Omaha, corner Six
&Hnth and Harvey. Pays FOUR per cent
fon time deposits and THREE per cent
on savings accounts All deposits IN TINS
bank are protected by the depositors
guarantee fund OF the state of Nebraska
Attended Army-Navy Game-Miss Mar
garet Lowry, daughter of Mrs. T. j.
Lowry Of this city. attended the Army
Navy foot ball game. Miss Lowry is
training in the Bellevue hospital at New
York City.
Holdup Man frightened Away-While
within a few blocks OF their nome a
masked and armed man sprang from be-
hind a shadow and attempted to rob
Miss Rose Harris and Bertha Levin, 1918
Burt, they told the police last night.
Their screams frightened the man away.
Check Passer Arrested-Walter Muir
ray, Sioux City waiter, was arrested IN
the Brandeis store by Special Detective
L. I. Finn when he attempted to cash a
check for SIS. Murray afterwards con
fessed that the check was worthless,
Finn said.
For Safety First in Life Insurance
see w. H. Indoe, general agent, state
Mutual Life insurance company OF
Worcester. Mass. one OF the Oldest
(s,venty-one years. and best companies
IN earth.
May Hold Made-in-omaha Show-Di-
Electors of the Omaha Manufacturers as
= YAsociation, at their regular meeting Fri
day noon at the Commercial club, heard
reports on various industrial exposition
held in other cities Systems and results
of such exhibits of manufactured articles
are being given close attention by thu
local factory men, as "Made-ln
Omaha show may be held here in tn
future.
Church Bazaar Plannsd-The Ladies
/ Aid society of the Grace United Evan
,elical church met at the home OF Mrs
tubbs at the Corner of Twenty-seventt
Pand Camden Friday afternoon wher'
they had an apron shower. Thirty womei
were present and each brought an apron
/. These aprons are to be sold together will
other things made by the women at ;
bazaar to be held in the basement Of tn
church Thursday evening. supper viii
be served
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29
OVER HUNDRED THOUSAND
SERBS TAKEN CAPTlVES

BERLIN. Nov 2s.-(via Wireless to
SayviTe THE number of Serbian pris-
oners taken up to the present time by the
German, Austro-Hungarian and Bulgarian
troops" says the Overseas News agency,
totals 10l, 600 officers and men. The in
yading forces also have rescued 1000
Austro- HungaTtans who had been made
prisoners by the Serbians, but later were
abandoned during the hasty retreat of
King Peters forces. The capture OF $500
more Serbians is recorded"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29
Millions Use It
to Stop a Cold
"Pape's Cold Compound" ends
severe colds or grippe in
few hours.

Relief comes instantly.
A dose taken every two hours until
three doses are taken will end grippe
misery and break up a severe cold
either I'm the head. chest, body OF limbs.
Il promptly opens clogged-up nostriis
and air passages in the head. stops nasty
discharge or nose running, relieves sick
headache, dizziness, feverishness, sore
throat, sneeEing. soreness and stiffness
Don't stay stuffed-upl Quit blowing
and snuffllngl Ease your throbbing
head Nothing else in the world gives
such prompt relief as "Pape's Cold
Compound" which costs only Is cents
at ony drug store. II acts without as
sistanoe, tastes nice, causes no incon-
venience. BE sure you get the genuine.
advertisement.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29
BULG ARlAN DESCRIBES
NOW 0vERRUN R0UMANlA

(Correspondence OF the Associated Press)
LONDON, Nov. 1O.-Bulgarisn deserters
arrived In such numbers in Roumania
after Bulgaria's entry in the war that the
Roumanlan government was considerably
embarrassed as to what TO do with them.
says the Bucharest correspondent of the
Near East At Calafat no less than SOL
Sulgarians in full equipment crossed the
river and large and small parties arrived
Mt other points in Roumanla. Their ex-
cuse for deserving was that they did not
wish 10 fight Russia
bulgarian reservists in Roumania left
the country at the call for mobilization
with apparent reluctance, while the
Greeks responded enthusiastically to their
own call. Professions composed both OF
Greeks and Roumanians accompanied the
Greek reservists to the train with pa
triotic songs and cheers for each others
country.
ri De-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29
TRIBUTE PAID AT FAIR TO
FRENCHMEN AND BELGIANS

SAN FRANCISCO. Nov. 2-Panama-
Pacific exposition officials and thousands
of the French and Belgian residents OF
colonies in San Francisco and surround
ing towns paid tribute today to these two
nations which participated prominently
in the exposition despite the European
war. Exercises were held in front Of
the France pavilion.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29
pioneer Commits Suicide

FREMONT, Neb.. Nov. 2s.-(speclaI.)-
Dependent over i'll health, oliver Rey-
nolds, 81. a pioneer Nebreskan, shot and
killed himself at his home here Saturday
noon Death was instantaneous. Mr.
Reynolds had been in poor health for the
last three years and had returned re-
Gently from Colorado, where he spent the
summer.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29
YOUNG WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN
ASSOCIATION NOW IN JAPAN

TOXIC, Nov O.-A new Young
Women's Christion association. building,
the first OF its kind to be erected IN
Japan was officially opened with an.
propriate ceremony in the presence OF a
representative assemblage of Christian
workers including American. English and
Japanese. The building IL for the use
OF Japanese women, and was erected
from funds largely contributed by them
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29
Calls Editors, Meet.

GBoRGEToWN' Tex, Nov See
OF the National Editorial association,
issued a call today for the thlrty-first
annual convention of the Organization TO
be held I'm New York June 10 20 rs, 1916
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29

GRBENVILLE, $. c., Nov. 9s.-In
rioting which occurred at the opening
today OF the Judson Cotton mill, idle
several weeks because OF a strike. David
Freese. a striking operative, was prob
ably fatally stabbed and two other men
severely injured. Several arrests were
IL
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29
A.,istant Waba.h ChI,f.

ST. LOUIS, Nov. 81. Z. Tausag
announced today he has been appointed
assistant to the president OF the Wabash
railroad. Mr.. Taussig formerly was
General superintendent Of the Texas and
Pacific
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29
Keen Your Bowels ReEuIar

II your bowels become constipated, take
a dose of Chamberlain Tablets Just
after supper and they will correct the
disorder They are mild and gentle in
.-.S.eir action. Obtainable everywhere
Advertisement.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29

ROME, Nov. 8-Pope Benedict today
received Cardinal Felix Won Hartmann
archbishop OF Cologne. in private audi
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29

stop the CbId's Cough Movie is
Dangerous.
Group and whOoping cough are chill
dren's ailments. DIT. Kings New Discov-
cry is what you need-it kills the cold
germs. All observation-disclosures.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29

Read Them Every Day. It VIII Pay
The Bee Want Ads in The Bee.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-29
THE HOME PAPER

II you don't win this
Dollie. perhaps you can get
one next week. Only one
Doll will be given to any
one person.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-05-12
General News

The annual encampment of the Ken
lucky G. A. R., was held in Louisville.
Thursday and Friday.
New York's unemployed amount TO
more than 39s. 600 according to De-
partment of Labor report.
The local option election by which
Bell county voted dry last September,
was held valid by the Court of Appeals.
One hundred speakers under the di.
ection of the Kentucky Hliteracy Com
i ifsion. will conduct three months
caPpaign beginning in July
he Confederate Reunion win be held
in Richmond, Va, June l. 2 8 Miss
Mari& Apologize. of Lexington. Ky,
has bsP appointed sponsor for N. @.
RobeA Frazier, q merchant OF Ewing.
KY. hasbeen confined IN the Carter
county JAY charged with The murder Of
his niece Mss Stella Kindey, last week
Irvine COP who was operated on in
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-05-12
The Groom wore a swallOw-Tail.

The Groom wore a Swallow-Tail
Most of those present had seen Pic
lures of the Dress Suit. In the Fire
side Companion. the Gentleman wear
ing one always had Curls, and the
Wood Engraving caught him in. the
act of striking a Lady in the Face
and saying Curse you'll"
The Feeling at the County-Seat
was that Frances had taken a Des-
perate Chance.
The Caterer with Colored Helpi in
White Gloves, the ruby Punch sus-
pected of containing Liquor, the Jap
anese Lanterns attached to the Naples,
the real Lace in the Veil, the glitter
ing Array of Pickle-Jars. and a we'll
defined Rumor that most of the i'm
ported Ushers had been Stewed, gave
the agitated Hamlet something to blat
about for many and many a day.
The Bachelor OF Arts grabbed OF
by the daughter of Jennie and the
granddaughter of Susan was the
owner of Real Estate in the congested
Business District of Town which
came into Public Attention later on
through the efforts of Frank Chance.
Frances always called him Dear" no
matter what she happened to be think
ing at the time.
Part of State Street had been wished
on to Willoughby. He was afraid to
sell, not knowing how to reinvest.
So he sat back and played safe
With growing Delight he watched the
Unearned Increment piling up on ev-
cry Corner. He began to see that he
would be fairly busysall his life, jack
! ing up Rents.
The Red-Brick Fortress to which he
conducted Frances had Stone Steps in
Tradespeople at the rear.
Willoughby and his wife had the
high courage of Youth and the Finan
cial Support of all the Money Spend
ers along State Street, SO they start
ed in on Period Decoration. Each
room in the House was supposed to
stand fer a Period Some of them
stood for a good deal
A few of the Periods looked like
Exclamation Points.
| The young couple disregarded the
ToIl-Gate Period and the Log-Cabin
Period. but they worked in every one
of the Louies until the Gilt Furniture
gave out.
The delighted Caller at the House
beside the Lake would pass from an
East Indian Corridor through an Early
Colonial Ante-Room into a Japanese
Boudoir and, after resting his Hat.
would be escorted into the Italian
Renaissance DrawiRg-Room to meet
the Hostess. From this exquisite
Apartment, which ate up one years
Rent of a popular Buffet near Van
Buren, Street, there could be obtained
a ravishing glimpse of, the Turkish
4 Cozy-Corner beyond, including the
Battle-Axes and the Red Lamp.
Frances soon began to hob-nob with
the most delicatessen Circles, includ-
ing Families that dated back to the
Fire of 1871.
She was not at all Dizzy, even
when abe looked down from the Noun
tain Peak at her yappy Birthplace.
\ $4,000 feet below.
Willoughby turned out to be salts
factory Housemate- His Voltage was
not high. but he always ate Peas
with a Fork and never pulled at the
Leash when taken to Musicale.
In front of each Ear he carried 4
neat Area of Human Ivy. SO that he
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-05-12

All Local oaIans in Rings
Their crayats Backed Into shrubbery
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-05-12
EourEooted Smokers.

The camel, say men of eastern ex
perience, has the most disconeerting
mouth in the world until you are used
to him. You think you will direct him,
say, to the right by pulling a rein that
way But the consequence is that a
great face with large eyes and larger
lips turns back over its own neck
and looks you in the eyes. But the
direction of the camel's progress
meanwhile continues unaltered.
Never a companionable beast, he
has at least one human weakness-an.
Unsuitable love for tobacco. One of
the methods used by Arabs in tanning
wild camels is to fix a kind of cigar
holder in the animals mouth and in
sert a huge, loosely-rolled cigar. AS
soon as the camel starts to draw, 1t
becomes remarkably docile, and quick
ly learns to inhale the smoke and emit
it through the nostrils. The one draw
back of the system is that the know
ing brute becomes a confirmed smoker
and refuses to bulge without his ci-
gar.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-05-12


It came out in the sobbing Recital
that Hubert had presented her with
$500 prize-winning Pomeranian, direct
ly related to the famous Fiji, owned
by the Countess Skidoogan of Bill
carty.
Later on, he seemed to feel that the
Pomeranian had come between him
and Ethel. The Situation became
more and more tense and finally, one
day in Egypt, within plain sight of the
majestic Pyramids, he kicked Precious
ever so hare and raised quite a Swell
ling.
The Legal Adviser saiG Death was
too good for such a Fiend.
In Vienna. though, that was where
he went so lar that Separation be-
came, inevitable.
Ethel had decided to take an $780,
600 Pearl Necklace she had seen in a
Window. 1t was easily worth that
much, and she felt sure she could get
it in without paying Duty. She had
been very successful at bringing
things Home.
She could hardly believe her Ears
when Hubert told her to forget it and
back up and come out of the Spirit
World and alight on the Planet Earth.
He had been Heartless on previous
Occasions, but this was the first time
he had been Mean enough to renig on
a mere side-issue such as coming
across with the Loose Change.
Ethel was simply determined to
have that Necklace. but the unfeeling
] III g a..
ton.
Then he started in to Pike. He sug-
gested $4,000 Tarara of Rubies and
Diamonds as Compromise. Ethel be-
came wise to the Fact that she had
joined out with a Wad.
While she was pulling a daily Sick
Headache in the hope of bringing him
to Taw, the Maharajah of Umslopagus
came along and bought the Necklace.
That was when Ethel had to be
taken to a Rest Cure in the Austrian
| Tyrol, and she never had been the
Same Woman since.
To all who had come pleading for
Reconciliation, Ethel simply hung out
the Card, Nothing Doing"
After a Brute has jumped up and
down on the Aching Heart of Girl
of proud Lineage, he can't square
himself in 100000 years.
So said Ethel, between the flowing
| Tears.
Furthermore, there had been hope
less Incompatibility. In all the time
they were together, they never haC
been able to agree on a Turkish ciga
rette.
The professional Home-Blaster sait
she had enough on Hubert to get hel
four Divorces. The Decree would BIZ
a Pipe.
Ethel said she hoped so and 4
please push it along. as she had quite
Waiting-List.
Moral: Rufus had no business buy
ing the Clock
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-05-12

lOOpyN1Bub " 1nCOAuAo 1NcH6pdpeI 6y0ulcaIeJ
Once there was a fullblown Wild
Peach, registered in the Family Bible
as Susan Mahaly.
Her Pa divided his time between
collecting at Toll-Gate and defend
ing the Military Reputation of Andy
Jackson.
The family dwelt in what was then
regarded by Cambridge, Mass, as the
Twilight Zone of Semi-Culture, viz,
Swizzett County. Pennsylvania.
Susan wore Linsey-Woolsey from
Monday to Saturday. She never had
tempered with her Venus de Milo
Topography and she did not even sus-
pect that Women had Nerves.
When she was seventeen she had a
Forearm like a Member of the Turn
verein.
She knew how to Card and Weave
and Dye. Also she could make Loose
Soap in kettle out in the Open Air.
Susan never fell down on her Salt
Rising Bread. Her Apple Butter was
always AL.
1t was commonly agreed that she
would make some Man good House
keeper, for she was never sickly and
could stay on her Feet sixteen hours
at Stretch.
Already she was beginning to look
down the Pike for regular Fellow.
In the year 1910, the Lass of seven
teen who failed to get her Hooks on
some roaming specimen of the Oppo-
site Gender was in danger of being
whispered about as an Old Maid. Cell
bacy was listed with Arson and Man
slaughter.
Rufus was destined to be an Early
Victorian Rummy, but he could lift a
SawLog. and he would stand without
being hitched, So Susan nailed him
the third time he came shopping
around the Toll-Gate.
Rufus did not have a Window to
hoist or a Fence to lean on. But
there is no Poverty in any Pocket OF
the Universe until Wealth arrives
and begins to get Luggy.
Susan thought she was playing in
rare Luck to snare a Six-Footer who
owned a good Squirrel Rifle and could
out-wrassle all Corners.
The Hills of Pennsylvania were be
coming congested, with Neighbors not
more than two or three miles apart, SC
Rufus and his Bride decided to hit
a New Trail into the Dark Timber
and grow up with the Boundless West
Relatives of the Young Couple
staked them to a team of Peters, a
Muley Cow, Bird Dog of dubious An
cestry, an Axe, and a Skillet, and
started them over the Divide toward
the perilous Frontier, away out yen
der in Illinoy.
1t was a Hard Life. AS they trun
died slowly over the rotten Roads, to
ward the Land of Promise, they had
to subsist largely on Venison, Prai
RE Chicken, Quail. Black Bass, Der
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-05-12

Fish-also some Hair-Cloth Furniture.
very slippery and upholstered with
Sand.
After Hiram gave her the Black Silk
and paid for the Crayon Engagements
of her Parents, Jennie did not have
the Face to Bone him for anything
more, but, she longed in secret and
Hiram suspected
Jennie was Soprano. Not reg
ular Soprano, but a Country-Town So
prano, of the kind often used for aug
menting the Grief at Funeral. Her
voice came from a point about two
inches above the Right Eye,
She had assisted a Quartet to do
things to "Juanita." and sometimes she
tossed out hints about wishing she
could practice at Home. Jennie was
a Nice Woman but she did need Prac-
tice.
Although Hiram was tighter than
the Bark of a Sycamore, he liked to
have other Women envy the Mother
of his Children.
When he spread himself from a
J Shin-Plaster, he expected a Fanfare
of Trumpets.
1t took him a long time to unwind
the String from the Wallet, but he
would Dig if he thought he was boost
ing his own Game.
!, BY stealthy short-weighting of the
Country Trade and holding out on the
Assessor, he succeeded in sailing away
numerous Kopecks in one corner of
the Safe.
7 ~. 90 INV to nf nr
Stock, he bargained for two days and
/ finally bought Cottage Melodeon,
with the Stool thrown in.
Jennie would sit up and pump for
! Hours at. a time, happy in the knowl-
edge that she had drawn the Capital
Prize in the Lottery of Hymen.
In the year 1886 there was some
Church Wedding at the County-Seat
Frances, daughter of Hiram and Jen-
ME. had knocked the Town a Twister
when she came home from the Female
College wearing Bangs and toting a
Tennis Racquet
ALI the local Gallants, with Cocoa
Oil in their hair and Rings on their
Cravats. backed into the Shrubbery.
Hiram had bought her about 81 300
worth of Hauteur at the select Insti-
tuition of Learning. All she had to do
was look at a Villager through her
Nose-Specs and he would curl up like
an Autumn Leaf.
A Cuss from Chicago came to see
her every few weeks.
His Trousers seemed to be choking
him. The Pompadour was protected
by Derby of the Fried-Egg species
1t was the kind that Joe Weber helped
to keep in Public Remembrance. But
in 1886 is was de Rigeur, au Fait
and la Mode.
Frances would load the accused
City Chap into the high Cart and ex
hibit him up and down all the Resi-
dence Thoroughfares.
On nearly every Front Porch some
Girl whose Father was not interested
in the First National Bank would peer
out through the Morning Glories al
the Pageant and then writhe like an
Angle-Worm
The Wedding was the biggest thing
that had struck the town since Fore
paugh stopped over on his way from
Peoria to Decatur.
Frances was not popular Girl, or
account OF being so Uppish, so those
who could not fight their way into
! the Church climbed up and fookei
through the Windows.