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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Charles H. Pulsifer returned Mon
day morning from Stetson where he
has been for several days on busi-
ness
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

The silver tea which was to have been
held at the Taconnet clubhouse Wednes-
day afternoon has been indefinitely post
poned.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25
RED CORRIDEN IS
RELEASED BY CUBS

Chicago. May A.-The release
Red" Corriden, Cub infielder
Louisville, was announced today.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Mr.. and Mrs. A. H. York returned
Monday morning from a trip to Ban
gor and Orono.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

B. L. Batcheldor returned. Monday
! morning from Dexter, where he was
the guest Of relatives over Sunday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

LIP. Noble and w. B. Harrington Of
Portland were in the city Monday or
business.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

to bring home any championship thh ,
year. but will get in line for bette
things at the later meets.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

A. o. Lombard returned Monday af-
ternoon from a business trip to the
eastern part Of the state.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Tuesday evening upon two candidates at
q meeting of Havelock Lodge. h. Of p.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

H. D. g. Aver Of East vassalboro
was business caller in the city Mon
day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Mr.. and Mrs. w. II. Gannett and
daughter Of Augusta we're in the city
Monday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

H. G. Wyman of Manchester, N. H..
is in the city for a few days on busi-
ness.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Charles whitcomb returned Monday
from a short visit with relatives in
Bangor.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

William J. Skene of Augusta was q
business caller in the city Monday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Ellsworth W. Hayden Of Portland
was business caller in the city Mon
Cay.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Mrs. Herbert c. Libby went to
Lewiston Monday morning for q short
visit.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

E. B. Clair returned Monday from
Portland, where he had been on busi-
ness for a week.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

R. E. Thurston of Union was in the
city Monday on a business trip.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

B. H. Foster and E. F. Clason OF
Lisbon Falls were business callers in
the city Monday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Fred w. Clair went to Augusta
Monday morning on legal business for
the day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

from a business trip to Portland and
Saco.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Mr.. and Mrs. George Wilson of AL
bion were in the city Monday on a
shopping trip.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

John E. Nelson of Augusta was in
the city Monday on legal business.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

c. E. Cross of Springfield was tho
guest of friends in the city Monday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Mrs. l.. E. Burns returned Monday
from Knox. where she was the guest
of relatives over Sunday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

returned Monday from a visit with
relatives in Bangor.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Mrs. Waldo Washburn of China was
in the city Monday on shopping trip
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Alden S. Hitchborn of Augusta was
business caller in the city Monday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Elwood Bailey of Winthrop was {
business caller in the city Monday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

0. S. White Of Lisbon was a BUSH
ness caller in the city Monday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Calvin w. Gilman of Augusta was
a business caller in the city Monday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Mn and Mrs. Charles Laroy Jones
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Another carload Of riyermen went
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25
WATERvILLE

Henry Cyr was in Augusta Monday
on business.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25
DEFEAT OF N. E.
COAST INVADERS

Continued From Page One)
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

w. E. Bracket Of Skowhegan was
a business caller in the city Monday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25
AUSTRIA AND GERMANY
MAKE ATTACK ON ITALY

(continued From Page Ons)
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-05-25

Miss Mary Washburn of China was
in the city Monday calling on friends.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-17
15c Hose, 9 prs. for $1.OO

Womens Black Lisle Hose high
spliced heel, double sole and toe and
4-inch garter top; 15c quail Ct 00
Children's Csc Lisle Thread, light
weight Hose, SIX PAIRS for -. 81 90
Infants Fancy Sox-choose from
our 25c line, FIVE PAIRS for. 81 90
Mems $1.O0 Silk Hose in tan and
gray TWO PAIRS for. . ST 90
Women's $3.50 Tan Silk Hose
McCallum N d Kayser a k e s,
PAIN SI.OO
Main Floor.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-17
$1.00 Drapery Bargains

SO inch Sunfast Drapery Fabrics in
plain and figured effects in brown,
blue, pink, red and green; CT 00
$1.45 quality at yard 49,. PA'OO
As inch Figured Madras, white and
beige color; 45c quality, CT 0A
Three Yards for " PAsOO
Fancy Bungalow Nets in white and
ecru; regular Csc grades CT 0O
Six Yards for ~ PAeOO
Green Bamboo Porch Shades-6 it.
size only; regular $1.9S CT A0
kind at each ....... PAsVV
Third Floor.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-17
Furniture Offerings
at $1.OO

$125-10X14 framed mirror. ST 90
1.25-Early English Tabouret. LOO
1.50-E. +. Magazine Rack. - LOO
1.50-F. O. Magazine Rack 100
1.75-White enamel medicine
Cabinet with glass door. LOO
1.50-G. o. Chi1d's Rocker 100
150-Bath Room Stool. 49,. LOO
1.25-Maple Sewing Table -. LOO
1.50-Dining Chairs ........- 100
1.5O-Camp Chair ...... 100
1.50-Feather Pillows, pair. LOO
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-17
Dollar Notion Items

$3.50 Alarm Clocks with bell on
back, each $1.OO
75c Needle Books. TWO for. ST. 90
soc Garment Shields. THREE
Tor 3l.OO
Csc Human Hair Nets, EIGHT
for S1.O0
15c Human Hair Nets, TWELVE
Tor SI.OO
Belongs Silk Thread, PER
DOZEN ST 90
J. P Coats Thread, TWO DOZEN
91sO
Main Floor.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-17

zoe Lineoleums, z Yds. 81
Printed LinoIeums; four patterns in
a regular zoe quality on sale tomor-
row, Two Square &1 mn
Yards for
Third Floor.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-17
Stationery, z for $1.00

Paneled, Initial Correspondence Pa
per-24 sheets of paper, "a cards and
4S envelopes, extra quality Ct M
worth $3.50, for VA'OO
35c Boxed Papers, FOUR for. 90
S1OO box of French Linnette Writ
ing Paper with colored tissues lined
envelopes, TWO BOXES for. 81 90
soc Cook Books-compiled by the
words most famous chefs; different
titles treating on salads, desserts,
meats, etc. FIVE for. ST 90
Main Floor.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-17
81 Bath Room Set, $1.OO

1 Toilet Paper Holder, 1 Tooth
Brush Holder. Tub SSoap Dish. l
24-inch Towel Bar; CT 0n
$500 Value, for VAsOO
$3.50 extra large Willow Clothes
Baskets, strong handles and bottoms,
Wednesday .............. $1.OO
10c Tissue Toilet Paper, 80 Rolls
Pompeian Green Art Jardinieres-
regular $3.50 kinds in assorted
shapes S1.OO
Basement.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-17
81 Fancy China, ST. 90

Decorated China Peach or Berry
Sets-hand painted effects large
bowl and six small dishes; S1.00
$500 value, for ...........%A
Decorated China Melon. ice cream
or cake sets; $500 varues for. -. $1.0O
Pompeian Green Umbrella Jars.
large size worth $500 for. $1.0O
Bascmnt Store.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-17
$l.25 and $l.5O Rag Rugs, ST

For Wednesday only dollar Day.
we offer choice of our entire stock
of rag rugs in regular s1.25 81 00
and $3.50 grades at. PA'Oo
$3.50 Crex Rugs, 3x6 size, Ct M
Third Floor.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-17
$500 Parasols, $1.OO

Fancy Silk and Linen Top Parasols,
strongly made with brass frames
Choice of pink. tan. light and dark
blue: also few linen parasoIs in
cIuded; all this seasons goods CT 0A
in $500 qualities at. each. pA'VV
Main Floor.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-17
Suit Room Offerings
at $1.OO

WOmens Wasn silk cotton fabrics low neck styles with
short sleeves; big worth originally $175 ~
WOmens Cotton Waists-assorted Styles all this
sons make TWO ~
Undermusinspercy made garments; good material good
Skirts worth 81 Is Combination Suits worth $15 and M
worth $125 choice the lot oOO
Chidren's
Oliver Twist small boys; $3.50
$500 kinds Wednesday at each wv
15 entire stock
white and colors originally priced at $150 $3.50
Sks-made of cotton corduroy
in linen regular $125 to $500 values for days sell
~
Kimonos-in assorted colors worth regular
ID ~
Women's House Dressesin variety of styles and O. ~
regular 81 1896 values each ID .OO
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-17
Dollar Toilet Goods Items

IA cakes of Palm Olive Soap for $1.OO
IA cakes of Bocabelli CASTLE
soap S1.OO
Csc Woodbury's Facial Soap,
Six Tor ST. 90
25c Packers Tar Soap, Six for. .S1.OO
15c Pears Nonscented Soap,
NINE Tor ST 90
Mems s1.75 Military Brushes,
soc Kinds Honey and Almond
Cream, Three for S1OO
soc La Blache Face Powder, flesh.
brunette and white, Three for ST 90
soc Pebeco Tooth Paste, Three
7-19c Cans of Corylopsis TaIcum
for ST 90
2-75c Jars of Pompeian Massage
Cream for $1.OO
Jickee Perfume, Ounces for. .S1.OO
ViOlet'S Rameau Fluri Perfume
$500 value at Per Ounce 81 90
Main Floor.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-08-17
$3.50 Union Suits, $1.0O

Women's Union Suits with bodice
and tapped tops; low neck, no sleeve
styles; regular $3.50 CT M
values at, each ............P AsVO
Women's Csc Gauze Vests. Wednes-
day only, FIVE for ........... $1.OO
Women's TAPPED Top Gauze Vests,
10c kind, 10 for -..--..... 500
Main Floor.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18
Results Tell.
There Can Be No Doubt About Re
suits in Charles Town.
Results tell the tale.

<
Results tell the tale.
All doubt is removed.
The testimony of a Charles Town
citizen can be easily investigated.
What better proof can be had
Il was troubled off and on with dull
pains in the small of my back" says
c. J. Cullers. grocer. of 518 West
Washington St, II was lame and sore
and it wars hard for me to straighten
after STOPPING. | couldn't stand for
any length of lime without becoming
tired. / did not rest well and got up
in the morning more tired than when !
went to bed. The kidney seeretions
were distressing in passage. heard
of Doan's Kidney Pills and got q sup
ply at Brown & Hooff,s Drug Store.
After using them awhile, ] improved
and | kept on taking them until the
pains in my back left and my kidneys
became normal. / know Doan's Kid
ney Pills are fine remedy. think as
highly of them now as when / publicly
recommended them some years ago. /
have had no return Of kidney disease. !"
Price Soc. at all dealers. Don't sim
ply ask for kidney remedy get Doan's
Kidney Pills-the same that Grocer
t,ullers recommends. Foster Milburn
Co., Props, Buffalo. N. Y.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18
KNITTING GOOD FOR NERVES
Revival Of Pastime Is ono Of the Few
Good Results of the War In
Europe.

One Of the few good results of the
European war has been to make thou
sands of men, women and children
learn to knit There is nothing better
for nerves that are unstrung and need
toning up, physicians say, than knit
ting. For many years every man in
the British army, from the men in the
ranks, to the commanding generals,
has been taught to knit, and now,
thanks to the demand for warm socks
and mufflers for the soldiers at the
front, the practice is spreading to all
walks of life
The monotony of plying the needles
in and out of the tiny loops is extreme
ly soothing to tired brains and nerves.
The effect is similar to that produced
by counting sheep, which is recon-
mended by many as a method of in
ducing sleep.
Once the art Of knitting is mastered
you can pursue 1t without giving your
plying fingers either thought or sight
In the London parks these days you
can see hundreds Of convalescent sol
diers, their fingers busy with knitting,
while their eyes ara occupied in
watching what is going on around
them.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18
A IAoney.Maker Always.

Mr.. Herbert Corey tells in Tit-Bits
that he once went to dinner where
Andrew Carnegie was guest
After the eating was over and the
speech-making had started" said Mr..
Corey, Mr.. Carnegie reached into his
pocket for something and pulled out
a handful Of small change. A shilling
got away from him and fell on the
door, and at the first chance Mr. Cars
negie got down under the table and
looked for it,
did he find it," asked one Of the
audience to whom Mr.. Corey was mar
rating the incident.
Did he find itg' echoed Mr.. Corey.
He found half a crownl"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18
HAD TO STAND THE GHOSTS
Frsnehman vsInly Tried to Get Relief
From HIs Unwelcome, Noisy
Visitors.

Writing on the effect Of ghosts on
leaseholds, william ". Ackerly In
Case and Comment tels Of CAGE be-
fore the parliament Of Paris less than
four centuries ago. It appeared that
a house was let in the suburbs OF
Tours. and that the tenant, being
promptly disturbed by noise and
routing Of invisible spirits, which suf-
fered neither himself nor his family
to sleep o. nights" as promptly went
to law. The lower court broke the
lease, the hauntings being considered
insupportable nuisances. But this he
did without letters royal, and the les
sors appealed on the formal point.
Then the ghost was in for 1t. The
learned counsel for the lessons
laughed at the very idea Of noisy
spirits, and cited Joan OF Arc. and
quoted from Plato, Philo, Judaeus.
Empedocles, Marcus Aurelius, Ter
tullian. QuintiIian and Dioscorides, as
antighost authorities. He concluded
that the tenant and his family were
suffering from nightmare. and sug-
gested that they should consult ply
stefan and not solicitor; or, granting
that the house was haunted, that they
should appeal to the clergy, and not
to~the law. Naturally the tenants adj
vocate did not appreciate his adyer-
sary's sense OF humor, and told him
SO. He, too, called upon the an
clients for assistance, citing Pliny, Plu-
tarch, Suetonius, Ovid, the Fathers,
and whom else do you suppose? Why,
none other than the self-same Plato
whom his adversary had quoted SO
glibly to the contrary. Obviously that
philosophic one, like many of our
courts, either overlooked, or found
good reason for overruling, a former
decision; or else he> was an equitable
soul and wished to satisfy both par
ties! Anyway, however, it seems
that the lower court was reversed, and
the poor tenant, of course, had to en-
dure his unweloome cotenant, or pay
the full terms rent and vacate.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18
Local Readers.
Miller's Pharmacy has it.


Miller's Pharmacy has it.
Ask Miller's Pharmacy first
Fruit cakes any lie at Brown Bros.
Buy Kreso Dip of Miller Pharmacy.
Miller's Pharmacy sells Parker Foun-
tain Pens.
Fruit cake from one pound up at
Brown Bros.
Miller's Pharmacy sells the best Rub
Der Goods
Want a lhermos Bottle? See Mill
er's Pharmacy.
Miller,s Pharmacy sell Young's Alb
sorbine, Fleming's Fistula Cure, and
other Veterinary Remedies.
Miller's. Pharmacy sells Gombault's
Balsam, Spohn, Distemper Cure, etc.
GIRLS like Candy; Miller's Pharmacy
can furnish the Candy, you get the
girl.
Miller's Pharmacy sells shoe polish,
Blanso. etc.
A Red Cross Plaster will help. Ask
Miller's Pharmacy
Huyler's and Martha Washington
candies at Brown Bros.
Buy DR.. Hess Stock Food etc, of Mil
ler's Pharmacy.
Miller's Pharmacy sells Black mans
Medicated Salt Brick.
Buy Monogram Paper of Miller's
Pharmacy.
Millers Pharmacy sells the 1ngersoll;
THE watch that made the dollar fam
ous.'
Miller's Pharmacy sells Winchester
and U. M. C. Black Powder and Smoke
less Shotgun Shells.
We have placed on sale an assort-
ment of Richard Hudnutts perfumes
and toilet articles. BROWN & HooFF.
Miller's Pharmacy have the most
complete stock of Talcums, Soaps, and
Toilet Requisites.
Miller's Pharmacy sells Trusses, Sus-
pensory Bandages. Athletic Support
ers, etc.
Do your chickens have Gapes? Buy
Hackett's Cape Cure Of Miller's Phar-
macy.
Miller's Pharmacy says that Garden
Seeds will not advance in price this
year. Better see them.
Shugart's silk Department. I'm
usually large assortment of these de-
sirable fabrics. Crepe de chine. crepe
meteor, charmeus, messalines. chiffon
cloth, brocade and stripe silks.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18
Signaling with Smoke.

A simple and most ingenious meth
cd of signaling from an aeroplane has
just been invented by a young French
engineer named. Means. 1t is a sys-
TEN of optical telegraph, the dots and
dasnes of the Morse code being writ
ten in the air by short and long puffs
Of smoke
The apparatus for discharging these
puffs. as built by Breguet, consists OF
a black receptacle for smoke, situated
below the aviator's seat and project
ing downward. It is closed at its low
er end by q valve that can be opened
and shut with small lever. Accord
ing to the length or brevity Of the
opening the pun OF smoke is a dash or
q dot. The smoke trails horizontally
behind the aeroplane and remains
long time in the air If this is still;
even in a high wind it remains long
enough to be read with field-glass
at distance Of several miles
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18
CURED HIM OF THE PIccoLo
Musician Decides to Dispose Of Instru-
ment After Listening to Pho
nographic Rendition.

During the demonstration of his
new kinetophone, Mr.. Edison said:
with this invention an actor may
hear himself speak as well as see HIM
self act. Let US hope he won't be dis
appointed Like the piccolo player in
a music store who was urged to buy q
photograph. The dealer, as a last
resort, got the man to make pho
nographic record of The Last Rose
Of Summer with his own piccolo.
THE dealer then ran the tune of
while the player--a really wretched
performer-listened with a strange
air. At the end the dealer said:
"'There! Isn't that wonderful?'
'H,m-well-ye said the piccolo
player.
And now, said the dealer, briskly,
are you going to buy the phono-
graph?
"'No,' the player answered. I'm
going to sell the piccolo.'
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18
Agreed With Him.

Bertha Mann, is southern girl. but
she is not blind to the little shortcom-
ings of that section.
It was while she was touring, dur.
ing the days antedating her arrival
as sterling dramatic actress, that
she stopped at one of the hotels for
which the southern town is less cele-
brated than distinguished. She dallied
with the food while the boniface de-
tailed the hardships Of his life in a
small town..
DO you feed your own family the
same food that you feed to the
guests?" she inquired.
Jest the same, jest the same" he
replied.
Then l agree that you do have a
hard life," was her mournful reply.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18
Concrete Roads.

J Concrete road construction has in
creased from 364, 900 square yards laid
in 1909 to 100000 square yards,
which it is estimated has been laid
during the season of 1914. This would
be sufficient, were it put down in a
single trench, to form roadway four
yards wide and 2,70O miles long
Scientific American.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18
Roman Laws Aaains. Suicide.

"
Roman laws, permeated with stole
doctrines, locked indulgently upon
those who took their own life and
frowned only when this means was
employed to eYade punishment for
some capital offense. Retribution,
however, followed the suicide, for his
goods were confiscated unless some
measures we're taken to placate the
reigning and angered Caesar.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18
The Victim of the Accident (recov-
ering consciousness) Was my-my-
new hat hurt?
Thrills on the Turf.

"They must have had terrible time
at the race track said young Mrs.
Torkins. Charley came back very
much depressed"
What happened?" asked the WON.
an who was calling.
TT sounds like wholesale slaughter,
but can't find anything about it in
the paper Charley says he went up
against a number Of long shots and
nearly all the horses are dead ones.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18
The Real Thind.

You should have heard Smith at
the club lunch the other afternoon.
He certainly is in love with his wife
the way he kept talking about her
projections. BY the way, didn't no
tice Jones there"
NO, he was at home, putting down
the carpet at their fiat for fear his
wife would have to do it herself
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18
Mioht Have Boosted Prices,

Il suppose it is annoying when a
man goes out because you haven't
something cheaper
YES" said the small merchant. "But
what gives you heart disease is when
fellow goes out because you haven't
something more expensive"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18
Careful Explanations.

What made you throw that bomb"
asked the policeman
"My conscience" replied the suspi-
cious character Il got to thinkin'
dat no respectable guy would have a
bomb wit i'm, see? So Jest tossed
it from me-
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18
Prenared.

so your sons Joined the English
forces at the front. suppose he was
Mortified at the first sight Of bloody
battlefield"
"Oh, no: he had played too many
football games while he was at col
lege."
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1915-02-18

Woman loves clear, rosy complex
ion. Burdock Blood Bitters is splendid
for purifying the blood, clearing the
skin, restoring sound digestion. AL
druggists sell it. Price 500.
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How do you account for psycholog-
zeal depression?"
Your question helps to account for
it,, replied Mr.. Dustin Stax. There's
too much expert accounting and not
enough actual business"