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Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28
THE MAN WIG LAUGHS.
The Reason He Dses So From the
Physical Point OF View.

The Reason He Dses So From the
Physical Point OF View.
Laughter is an involuntary response
of certain muscles TO a communication
from nerves controlling their action,
We laugh because we receive an i'm
preston through our sensory nerves
that causes q demonstration from the
muscles which express mirth. TAe
yigor or heartiness Of laughter depends
upon the susceptibility OF the brain 10
what is received through the sensory
nerves.
They get the impression in three
ways-from something we see, feel or
hear-and send 1t along to the nerve
center. From there it is sent along
other nerves connected with certain
muscles or glands and excites them to
activity.
The nerves are like so many electric
wires, and the seasory nerves act as
a battery. By means Of which the cleo
tic currents Of life are transmitted.
The muscles have the power to ex.
press the state of giadness, indicated
by laughter. according TO the positive.
ness of the impressions passed along
the nerves which operate them. You
laugh less heartily the second time
ron hear a funny story because the
impression is less positive. Rocky
Mountain News,
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28

eRAcELANp.

Mrs. Hienie Hansen ssa sessy spent
a few days visiting AT tss sAsss, Lar
o kome in Henry.
Miss Eta ReiReke retusnsd hons
SUNDAY.
MI. and Mrs. Henry Hansen and
children spent Sunday AT The npEAe
of Mr. ana Mrs, Jaka Sicaogson II
Heary.
Miss Ruth Mckay returned 80 her
home In Garden City last week
Clarke Morgan and family nesr
wallace. ana afE. end Mrs Frank BAL
liz and children spsse froE Friday
arxsl SUNDAY at tire Jake 5~erssass~''
hose.
ne Messrs. EMH Enavo3dsen
chris Christensen Efnest Madsn
ana Carl Christensen parto0s OF az
sssant oyster sspgsT a. Gus RasE,
aasass Thursday evening.
Mrs. Betsy SasSR returned 10 lhs
WIZ Sasse husae "Wednesday after 8
few days visit al Albert Sases
The danse given Ia the Tsusss HaA
was Wen attended sB6 . me tins
was had by All.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28
KSAZSURG.

Mrs Jack Ham is spending the
week whiting friends and relatives
ri WATERFOWL
John Raral was a business visitor
10 wRIa1tawu Thursday
Miss Margaret SLriche-z, who was
GEise sick he past week, is once more
SN8a 81 20 ont
Hack LANCE was & business caller
n WSts-tewu Monday.
Zoe gies IS spending the week Wis
lt5ag tr7anda at WaTerly-
Martin Lag returned to his home
Wednesday after 8 two months visit
with MS brother. Prank.
Albert LinGner was a WATERFOWL
caller Friday.
John Scaweiufnrt of Altamont, is
visiting friends and relatives at the
hErs this week
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28

Easlh Howell and Mabel Thea Al
tended the teachers Institute at Far
ence Saturday
Mrs. Knute Thos spsaI Thursday
afternoon 81 JeARsaas
Ar. and Ms e. L jackson and
Mrs. C. Mzrfrr6 spent Sunday AZ
Hangers
gaceb wgss wss sas#z 70 st. Easai
FTisay evening where re underwent
an operation MIaa&y morning his
taIhar ana E~r5EE GnngSa a~cs0uB&l,
led HIM
Rev NJ. EA5sa Ole Es2saa- G2ar,
ersce 0kasts5, FEa5 1ScssaG Palmer
BsrsA &za5 tbs Masses G&a-R Bertha
gsg5 Nettsa DAzssA5 SxgE So-s Jack
son sg-t : pleasant evening n DE
SElrsEa &1znG MSD9aT
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28

Rev. Franklin F. Lewis, based ms
sermon upon ''Christ's Call to Christ
ians. and toos his text from the
first CHAPTER of Mark, wherein 1t Is
declared that
After John had been arrested
Jesus went to Galilee preaching the
Gospel of God, saying. The time mas
come, Gods reign is near: repent II
believe in the Gospel" '
The sermon was obviously a Isre-
runner of the evangelistic campaign
to be opened in Watertown the lat
Ter part of next month. Showing the
general trend OF the Methodist Epls-
| canal minister's remarks. we quote
"a portion thereof:
Jesus Method of Elaboration.
At first one is astonished at the
call OF the first Gospel Message OF
! Christ when he considers the conei-
| tons under which it was given. A
less observing mind would have
pluuged into a TRADE against the ex-
| listing reign and rule OF Rome, bat
Jesus did no such thing. On the COZ
trary he pitches into the Sharsk, OF
| the life OF his own people, and calls
| them to consider their M saas. fAA,
we believe, has been taken in every
period when a great awakening nas
| been accomplished in the Rame OF
religion. /,
1t i. sa.y to call the world al
sorts Of name. because they do not
repent and believe the Gospel. bul
nothing win be accomplished. 1t is
like the man who sits in his rags ane
poverty eondeRlRing the works Tor no
giving him square meal. His con
demnatioa viii stir no soul but ri:
own. But il he realizes that h Ers'
call i. to his own moral self, to nj:
own soul to repent, he may get some
where.
First Need of Church.
We take it, therefore, from thi
example OF Jesus that the first nee'
TODAY is for The church TO hear an
act upon its ewR message. The hrs
business OF the church is to take 1t
own medicine. II has preached Ion
enough o the world or at the world
the inc has come when it needs I
begin preaching to itself. Mark tell
rs after John had been arrested
Jesus went into Galliee preaching N
Gospel Of God saying, repent and b
i;eve in the Gospel. We would nav
expected him TO dash into Herod 70
arresIing John, to hurl himself heat
long against the sins OF he ruin
classes who were living in hcentiou!
ness and luxury, and who needed
rounding up for their glaring an
open vice. But Jesus turned instea
TO His own people, the church, an
began His Indictment against then
Mot Easy Thing To Do,
This was not an easy thing to d
1t was the hardest thing to do. Not
ing would have brought Him a largs
following and more Immediate T
Spouse, than to have lined up the so
tal set or the political order whie
J was dominating His country. q
t conntrymen were looking for it. III
response found by many others WI
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28
as Grown BY
a Codington Farmer

The editor Of the Saturday News
asked me to tell him what | knew
about raising alfalfa 1t is but little
yet, for / have just commenced in a.
small way.
In 1912 I bought sixteen pounds OF
Montana seed and sowed it on about
four acres with q seed drill. ! was
not able to set the drill close enough
to SOW alfalfa seed, SO ! mixed TWO
parts of sifted dirt to one of seed, but
did not e an even stand 1t was too
thin and there were little patches
without any
No grain was sowed with it. The.
ground WIS full Of wild seed and it
had q hard struggle with the weeds.
In July I went OVER it with q mower.
The alfalfa came MP after that and
locked wen, only that It was thin.
there being only about half enough on
the ground. The next summer / cut
81 twice for NAY. Last summer T
moved 1T IN June and then let it so
10 seed. There were not much weeds
III IL BY this i'm The crop was
cHt with d common harvester and
when arv was fhresnsu with an or
binary areshlng machine which. of
course. did net get ali of the seed.
After running II through the tanning
mill re had three hundred pouiada q
nice clean seed. IL I had sowed eight
pounds to the acre and sowed II
broadcast EelisFe it wouid have
vseIaed twice as much seed ! think
us saea drill puts The fns seed too
deem IN the ground Tor " al " grow.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28

been put on the land and yet after
thirty-four years of steady cropping
the alfalfa is doing well. ] believe It
viii raise more seed than it would on
very rich land.
have sons Of the Cherno alfalfa,
one of Prof, Hansen's Siberian al
falfas, in the garden on very rich
land. I grows SO tall it win not stand
up. and very little seed grows on it.
think the Grimm alfalfa is the
best and hardest for this northern
part of the state. / can see no diff
ference between the Grimm and the
Cherno. in the plant or blossom.
I have the Cherno, Cossaek and
Seniplatansik, but have not had them
long enough yet to Know Just what
they viii do. 1
-G a Tracy.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28
C'hr;st's Call TO Christian Church
Theme Of Rev. Franklin +. Lewis

made claims 10 the M~essiahship short
Nv after the time of Jesus are proof
that Jesus would have struck a pop
ular chord. But He did not take that
course. He took the more difficult
n of calling his own countrymen to
repentance. But this was the more
lasting method; it has proved to be
the line of real religious statesman
ship. The clarion call Of Jesus is his
first message was a call to the church
So is His clarion call today.
All in Need.
Let us not mistake the fact that
Jesus looked upon all men as in need
of repentance, but His emphasis was
in each case or class different. This
repentance the publicans and sinners
needed was different from that Of the
Pharisees and S~adducees. The lat
ter two classes looked upon them
selves as having no need of repent
ance while in the mind Of Jesus these
were ne very ones who needed to re-
pent in sackcloth and ashes.
His charge was that the open and
repugnant vice and forms of lust and
| arrangement from God among ths
ones He designated "the lost sheep.
were largely due to the worldliness
and cold-hearted Journalism OF the
! leaders Of the church. And this R
still Christ's charge.
The Need Of Belief.
You will be astonished 0 follow the
Gospels and note the emphasis Jesus
placed upon belief. His constant
charge to his disciples was that they
should not WAIVER in their faith. Have
faith in God. He said n time to
them. If you have faith as a grain
Of mustard seed, We shall do so and
so.
There is a vital relation between
1 ones ~deep-seated belief and ones
life. De We believe the Gospel is the
power of God unto salvation? Do VIC
we in reality believe the Gospel2 Dc
we accept it as meaning Just what il
says?
These are vital questions. VIZ be
lieve but few of US do really believe
in the sense that Jesus emphasized
We assent to it. But this is not be
lief. II we were singled out anu ASK
ed if we beliefed any particular par
of the Gospels or all parts OF the Cos
pels, and asked in the common sense
of belief, we would say of course WI
do. But that is merely assent. W.
assent to it as ew do to a creed. Blu
that is not enough. 1t is not in an!
sense a part of the need of our souls
! We must believe that the Gospel !
the power Of God for every life ant
for our life.
= tRev. Mr.. Lewis conclusions wer,
) to the effect that it naturally follow
r that to believe in the sense tina
Jesus meant Implies ACTON: that thosl
who believe and realize their need
will govern themselves accordingl
and will be at the forefront in tn
work of the church and in the better
) ment of the world abou them.l
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28

The use and popularity OF pearls date
back to about 800 B. G. but they we're
known 10 yet Older peoples. and espe
ciaiiy to those Of the east The Chinese
records So still farther back > oss
Gar pearls were received as tribute IN
the twenty third. century B. C. Ii Is
probable that they were found IN the
waters Of Ceyion and India 1000
rear ago. and the Greeks Of caurse
both Enew and recognized the ralue Of
the pearl But it was moi until the
Roman empire was beginning to rise
that the knowledge Of the Yaiue of the
pearl became generaL.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28
slssp h, tI,s care

The most uudisturbed steep Is al
rays e1sasea 10 d thoroughly darken.
ed reorn. Light acts upon the brain,
and those wlo Keep their blinds up
VIII dns that Ii the summer tdrue,
when 81 few hours are really darRs
their saeep IS resides and disturbed
Tkzs IS often aatrfbuted tc the heat.
1snf more often than moi IT Ii The Light
which moses w~akefuiless.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28
FISHES WITH ITS WINGS.
The Cassswary Has q Way OF Its Own
For Capturing its Prey.

The Cassswary Has z Way OF Its Own
For Capturing its Prey.
Habits of the cormerant and of our
native fish hawk are generally known
Their methods of taking fish are very
much like those of birds of prey. But
the cassowary fishes according TO a
method of its own. q well known
naturalist witnessed its operations on
a river in the Island of New Britain.
He saw a cassowary come down TO
the waters edge and stand for some
minutes apparently watching the wa
ter carefully. Ii then stepped into the
river where 1t was abouI three feet
deep and, partially squatting down
spread its wings out suhmerghng them,
the feathers being spread and ruf1ed,
The bird remained motionless and
kept its eyes closed as If in sleep 1t
reu,ained in this position for a quarter
OF an hour. when. suddenly closing Its
wings and Strengthening its feathers.
1t stepped out on the bank. Here II
shook itself several times. w~hereupon
a quantity of small fishes fell OF
its wings and from amid its feathers-
These the bird Immediately picked MI
and swallowed
The fishes had evidently mistaken
the feathers for 8 Kind of weed that
grows In the water along the banks Of
the river in this island and which
much resemble the feathers of the cas-,
sowary. The smaller fishes hide in
| these weeds to avoid the larger ones
that prey on them.-St Paul Pioneer
Press.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28

Miss Edith Salisbury Of ST, Paul.
NluA- Is visiting at the N Nelson
home.
Lg. Mullen took Mrs. c A. White to
the Aberdeen hospital Monday, where
she viii take medical treatment.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28
N4n..

Human life Is the Same everywhere
If We coald but set at the truth we
should ind that All The tragedy and
comedy OF Shakespeare hare been re-
produced ID this little village Ged
has made All Of one blood What Is
trua OF one man Is Lid pm sort true OF
another. Manifestations may differ.
bur the essential elements and springs
az action ara the sanae-Whittier.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28
Cannels In Warfare.

Carneis are q feature of warfare in
The far east. Basar was in the year
65s the scene of a tight known IS the
battle of the camel, in which Ayeshah,
the wife OF Mahomet, headed the
charge mounted upon one of these
beasts. And down through the cen
turtles Arab hosts have been led by q
girl riding on a blackened camel. sing
ing songs of encouragement 20 her
" side and Insult TO the other. Ac
csruing to thu strict rides OF the game.
her capture or death meant the fight
Of her tribe, while Ia the event Of
Victory she led the friuInphai march
London Chronicle.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28
Mhsrs tss psnosr WAS

I'D cross the world f0r you. dear
SID the Infatuated yuung mar On the
Tsar5pr agfa.
3h shatss all right said The sweet
yxAiag thirg alongside pf MIN but
aoax CROSS fathsrFnnkees Statess
zzzan sAeS
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28
EDEN.

Herman HaIgeE spssz Sander s
home.
Otto T hce. or Wallace vSsssssa with
reAatives here last wa
Debates ere being head ri the EG
sial school house sFeE T
ev16Hg.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28
Celebrate Sixtieth
Wedding Anniversary

Local readers will read with inter
est extracts from the Ipswich is. D.a
Tribune of recent date, regarding the
celebration OF the sixtieth wedding
anniversary of Mr.. and Mrs. Daniel
Rodman, parents OF Mr. Il. ID. Rod
man, manager of the indian Rein
une says IN parts
@Tomorrows JanuarySI, 1915, marks
the sixtieth anniversary OF the MAR
ried life 81 MI. and Mrs. Daniel Rod
man, highly respected residents of
this place. The day will be honored
Ia q fttiftg manner all the home of
the aged couple. The two children,
e. %. Rodmay oil Watestown ana
Mrs. r. al AIlen Oh fpawich viii I'D
present. who, together with many of
the grandchildren, will underfake Id
show the love and confederation due
q couple wlioae life work has been
that uf honest devotion, nlfaa affeG-
tion and sintirIng honesty nf purposes
snaaiel RndliNfs and Phoebe III
Wharton lnpw Mrs N0dfnar} werd
born near SplMnib N. vi the foriaier
An the 2nd day M Isay. 1892, and
tbs hitter on the HSN dNy uf April,
SaSg6F being 81 ana rs v6afE M axe.
r~eHpsGasSes They Wara mafff6N ant
Susasnif january 9Skk, ana d Tie
aiinIoa NM born foav children No
whom are dS8d; the 8fahAr NH bes
with 4ta family tonsVrrNw
The Tribune xAds ME- Nodman has
Iha dissfncka0n u natnk fEe xAvcnYh
|EHFeratiAA IN AGaassANuHs NM landed un
InnE Island from EnNtA4f6 IN ixnS9
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28

lntorrosatsKa i Hs46rTfafs
shasl leave politics i p6ofe@naalS
than Khen4 drst aceepsea once I'D
he pafra0t
-Excnss respondsd the frsend.
Wno II i IittIs hard of heaFins hid
Won say ponrer ar purerssWasla
3ngtun Star
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-28
ssTgas-raxsN UP.

have taken up q red COW. no
marks weight about 500, that came
q NY place the last of December.
Owner can hare am by calling,
proving property and paying costs.
Dstsd this eth day of January,
1915.
h F. Hayford.
81 Fourth ST. S. E Watertown. s. u.
Pha1ae No. 343I 1886
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central union
Winds Up YEAR
WITHOUT DEBT

Letters are being sent out by the
board of trustees of Central Union
church today thanking the members
of the congregation for their assist
ance in making the church able to
complete it's years work on the right
side of the ledger The trustees poin;
out that. closing the year this way
has been accomplished without ask
ing. for a single second contribution
from any giver. : .@ -
In part the letters say: ~ z, @5'
49,, We wish to thank all who by their
work and by their gifts helped to &C.
complish this splendid result. / The
same method wilLagain be employed
this year as last. A large committee
Of the men of the church will during
the coming week call on every NAH
who is either directly or indirectly re-
lated to Central Union and who we
think would be willing to contrib
ute to. the constantly growing work
of this church. . -
The letters are signed by Frederick
j, Lowrey, chairman; Charles H. Ath-
erton, George r. Carter, Clarence H.
Cooke, Joseph p. Cooke, Samuel NJ.
Damon, BENJAMIN F. Dillingham;, The.
odore ichards, Jonathan Shaw
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JUDGE explains
APPOINTMENT. OF
SMART.GlARDIAN

The arrival of the Mauna Loa from
Hawaii brought an explanation OF
Judge Mathewman's-- action in the
west Hawaiian circuit court in sub
shutting David l. Wilmington as
guardian ad litem for Richard Smart,
19-months old son OF Henry Gaillard
Smart, in place Of William A. Kinney,
attorney for Mrs. Elizabeth ]. Knight,
plaintiff in the present litigation di-
rected against Smart.
Judge Mathewman explains his ac-
ton In the following court order:
Toward the close Of the ex-psrte
hearing last Thursday (January ~. in
reply to criticism from, the bench as
to the clearly improper matter con.
tanned In the affidavits then being
read, 1t appeared that most of them
we're prepared by William A. Kinney,
who seems to have been employed by
the minors grandmother TO advance
and protect the interests of the child.
Counsel present admitted that the
affidayits' showed that there had been
intense personal antagonism between
the minors father and grandmother
from time preceding the marriage Of
the former to the latter daughter,
now deceased This conak ion OF Affairs
made II impossible for the court to
appoint the grandmother the temper
AIRY custodian OF the child. The court
in its attempt to find a neutral per.
son. was also adverse to appointing
another who was then suggested, de-
Gliding finally upon the matron with
whom the child has been living under
his fathers employment.
The same reasons governing in the
appointment OF Mary Ann Lemon now
impel the court, after further zconsid-
Grafton Of the affidayits prese1ted and
the statements OF counsel, TO teffnin-
ate hetemporary appointment Of viii
liam A. Kinney-as, guardian cd Htem
that day made, and sappoint in his
place Davii L. Wilmington 81 Homo
lulu, City and County of Honolulu. The
latter is hereby Auth0tikSd and direct
ed to guard the legal interests, of Rich.
ard Smart from now On and through.
out this proceeding. unless otherwise
ordered"
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4 Il z. e
From the reports presented to the
stockholders of the three Maui banks
that are affiliated, namely, First Ma
tional Bank of Wailuku, the Lahaina
National Bank, and the First National
Bank of Paia, strong and vigorous
condition seems to prevail in all the
institutions. The annual statements
presented by each bank pleased the
stockholders. Usual dividends we're
paid on January 1.
The annual meetings of these three
banks were held Tuesday of this week.
The following officers and directors
were chosen for the year 1915:
The First National Bank Of Waltz
ku-C. II. Cooke, president; r. A.
Wadsworth, first vice.president; d. H.
Case, second vice president; c. D. Luf.
kin. cashier;AJ. Garcia, assistant-cash-
icr.s 80
The Lahaina National Bank-C. HI.
Cooke. president; w. L. Decoto, vice.
PRESIDENT G. D. Lufkin, cashier; R. A.
WadsWorth, ]. Garcia. directors; ".
C. Schoenberg, assistant-cashier.
The First National Bank Of Paia-
c. H. Cooke, president; r. A. IWads.
worth, vice-president; c. D.. Lufkin,
cashier; D. H. Case, ]. Garcia, direct
ors; w. o. Aiken, assistant-cashier.
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Knights of Pythias on Maui installed
recently officers on Thursday
night this week with a record breaking
attendance of lodge members from
over the entire Valley Isle: District
Deputy Supreme Chancellor A. B. An
gus, who came to Maui for the special
purpose Of being present at these cere-
monies, conducted the installation.
Work in the second degree was also
accomplished during the evening. and
a banquet ended tt proceedings.
The officers for the coming year are
as follows: E. J. Walsh, C. C.; Alfred
Martinsen, VIC; A. C. Rattray, pre-
late; ]. T. Fantom, NJ W.; Alfred Ham
sen, K. R. S.; D.. L. Meyer, M. F.; H.
Streubeck, M. E.; H. s. Perry, master
at arms; Jas. c. Foss, Jr., inner guard;
w. A Sparks. outer guard.
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SHE is A WlsE,WoMaa |

Who recognizes in,i the teal-faie
symptoms such as .baskaehe, head
aches, dragging sensations, nervous,
ness and irritability the true cause
ard relies ON lydia E4 Pinkham's,
Vegetable Compound, to restore her to
a.healthy normal conoittunlpRa ifotrSi
Years this root and herb remedy has
been pre-eminently ,successfulf IN con-
trolling the diseases of .Wplien !, MsEiti
alone could have stood sHchs attest OF
time. Adyertisemen ~
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"a skiN o. seAurY Is 4 10Y FoRrvER
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ON +: +. !. :. =.
ROOF GARDEN !.
At YOUNG

The management of the Alexander
Young hotel invites tourists, the Off
GERS of the army and navy and their
ladies and the society folk of the city
to dance to be given on the sf9of
garden of the hotel this fTuesday)
evening beginning at 8 o'clock.-A9y.