The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-04-20

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ia cattle may not Be imporled he.
conditions. A new brand Of foot and
mouth alseane no doubt.
ELEPHANT BUTTE u reported -
be eilppIns. But the reclamation SER
vice engineers DO not appear to think
II amounts to a dam.
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Man vents but little here below;
And faahi0a plates Impress
The idea that the mpdish skirt
Wonts quite a litsie less
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BETHLEHEM sseel is goine right
up, but not toward the star.
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MUCH COMMENT IL being caused
BY tho fact tina more tina two weeks
have passed and Willard has rot yct
been IN police court.
Maybe ne isn't a regular champion
after al.
THE SEASON "a about here when
We hear In tho bright lexicon OF
youth there u NJ such word a. fail"
I~ruaeat day youth refers to it az
lust blow up 'Fakzie.' "nxxlc."
'foczlev and funk"
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HITCH YOUR WAGON TO a star"
also used TO be quite popular NJ this
season nut a youth M would even
consider anything less than a t9if
model these days couldn't get into the
finals.
UNLESS. OF course. its the water
wagon.
IN ENGLAND they've hitched the
waterNason 20 the star n garter.
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SPEAKING OF garsers: that strike
IN the New England garter factory
was called OF. The prevailing lash
ion In skirts made Il essential that
they stay up, and the manufacturers
sfanted the raise.
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SILVER CITY has refused TO join
the rio Grande league. She belongs
on the other watershed.
D.
Revised.
rs Il true" asked the chairman OF
the commission on Industrial rcia-
lions. whpn Nero took the stand.
-that sou nddlcd while Rome was
hurning7'
YES said Nero. II hddled."
q. why ala you hddle?"
A. II iddled because every other
occupation In which / had an interest
was being smoked out"
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Turn Ahout's Fair lay.
Scribe: II see the governor OF Texas
Is going 10 abolish the state school Of
journaf'sm.r
ImbiDe; Fair enough. The school
Of journalism has abolished a lot Of
Texas~g0vcrnors. z
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IT rs HINTED that England wants
10 get Bllly Sunday over there to tap
him for . war loan.
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A BILL was introduced IN tho Cal
ifornia legislature To make II Love
You California" the state s0ag: but
friends Of the Johnson rag beat H..
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IT'S A GOOD THING for Terre
Haute that II didn't happea In a CEN
Hus year.
Prison Visitor: what Your musical
tendencies brought you hore?"
Prisoner: sure. l worked a phOny-
graft
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ANY OF YOU who do not got that
one. will he furnished with n diasram
on application to the sporting editor.
O.
tie Denied thn Charge.
chief McMniin says this really hap
pened; and the chief IL often caught
telling the truth.
There Is a young Engiishman In
Albuquerque. who recently came over
10 join a relative, a well known young
business The newcomer short
~ after his arrival was unfortunate
enough to be pinched because OF his
resemblance 10 a person for whom the
police were busily seeking. lie WAS
promptly released. but his indignation
was great.
one day last week the newcomer
alaTter across Second street from the
southeast corner Of Central nyonu
TO the northwest corner. lie was
promptly hailed by that faithful
guardian Of our Traffic Of
ncer Miller.
Hey shouted Miller. Jay Walk
err, jay walker
"Aiy name Is not Jay walker. cir.
he shouted, beiligerently approaching
She officer. MY name Is -
and I'm weary OF being mistaken for
some crook"
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a million In a Navajo trading post
other men have lone it. It's q sin
guiarly rich field for the prospector
IN almost any line.
And wouldn't u be "a curious thins
II o'3ourkc's bunch were q good
one A few stranger things have
happened In the real life stories Of