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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1915-01-12
Audiences With soxersIana.


The right of subjects laboring under
a grievance to claim a personal audi
ence with their sovereign is fully rec
ognized in a far less democratic coun-
try than ours. Ever since his acces-
sion the Emperor Francis Joseph was
accustomed to set apart one day a
week on which he personally received
petitions. Although care was taken to
exclude those seeking to gain admis-
sion on purely frivolous pretexts, there
was but little formality on those days.
Persons OF all classss-ranging from
a peasant wronged by his landlord to
a highly placed official who had been
unjustly passed W for promotion
might be seen standing together in the
audience chamber, and to each and all
the emperor endeavored to do Justice.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1915-01-12
Wouldn't stand II.

A boy who had been well worked
and badly paid for two years succeed
ed in getting a better job. His last
day with the old firm ne was sent
out with a load Of valuable china. He
returned in an hour or so, and the
china, instead Of being delivered, lay
in the bottom Of the handcart, smashed
to s~mithereens.
what does this mean?" roared the
proprietor.
The boy, as he stepped out Of the
shafts, answered calmly:
ut means, boss. that you've worked
me like a horse and treated me like
a horse for two years now. So this
morning l SHE'D at a steam roller,
ran away and had a smashup." So
saying, the boy turned and set off,
blithely whistling for his new and
better job.-Pearson's Weekly.
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somethInn From NOTHING.

You know that peculiar air that
come DER a tram-load OF passengers
on a wet day when nee endeav
ors to find an extra seat.
Yeu could have cut 1t with a knife
when a hale and hearty countrywom.
an. laden with her market purchases
squeezed past the conductor into the
interior of the car.
Regardless OF the freezing stares
she deposited her vegetables. etc.
about her feet. One dried-up looking
man gazed irritably along the seated
line. and then. seeing no one else
inclined TO move. offered the buxum
lady his seat.
Nay. lad" she said. with a broad
smile. 'tha'd better sit down agen.
All cannot see where's tha's gotten
oop fromi"-London Answers.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1915-01-12
lreland,s Stirring SONG.

The origin Of the unofficial anthem
of Ireland, st. Patrick's Day in the
Morning" is most obscure. The ear
hest known copy appears in Ruther-
ford's Country Dances" published in
1749. but it is said to have been played
by the Irish pipers at the battle of
Fontenoy in 1745. and vas probably
current for some time before this. The
tune is found attached to various roll
licking old English songs. The Cum
berland song Of faithless Barbery
Bell. whose lover VOWS to veal a red
coat for her sake. is sung to a version
Of ''St. Patrick's Day" the words Bar
barry Bells my darling" being substi-
tuted In the chorus for "Patrick's day
In the morning"
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1915-01-12
They Were connoIsseurs.

Many years ago, on our return from
a wedding. we found the house rifed
Mother had put out furs, her wedding
gown. and other things to air before
storing them. These were gone; the
solid silver also, and the plate broken,
The burglars had ransacked the ice
box and fixed themselves an elaborate
spread. Upon the table was an empty
cigar box. and in 1t on a strip Of pa
per was scrawled: THE grub was
fine, but, Fatty, your cigars are rot
ten. Do better next time"
As my father vas a corpulent man
they evidently knew their unwilling
host.--Chiczg go Tribune.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1915-01-12
Mlaht Initiate the Squirrel.

The squirrel is able to tell a good
from a bad nut. man has to bite into
the nut and get a bad taste before he
knows Of his error. The squirrel al.
ways stores up food for the winter ne
knows Is coming. Is that instinct?
II so then 10 per cent of the men OF
today should go back to instinct, and
not go to the wall every time anything
happens that turns their regular In
come In the wrong direction.
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Punch.
Punch.
Thts no-ranf "a "a ko from a {

This comment is taken from a Cana
dian newspaper. A copy of Punch's
Almanac had been received at this Of
fee. It is England's leading exponent
Of humor. A member of this great
j~aurnals staff read it through carefully
and studied every drawing. Then he
went outside and kicked at a strange
dog. The English brand of humor ts
sedate and stately. It is not intended
to be laughed at. Laughter. that is
loud laughter. is excessively rude. don't
you know. The man who would laugh
at Punch would go into Mysteries at a
funeral. Punch's notion of humor is
altogether too sublime for any place
outside Of an English drawing room.
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somethIno of the Sort

"I see you have buckwheat for pam
cakes" she said to the grocer.
"Yes'm."
my husband was saying this morn
ing that we ought to have some"
"Just So, ma'am."
"It ought to have maple m%olasses to
60 with them, hadn't it,"
"To be sure"
"And you have got some just fresh
from the trees?"
81 couldn't say that, ma'am."
But isn't it the season when they
make itf"
st is and it isn't. They make M
kind of maple sugar up In New Eng
land from the trees In the spring, and
another kind from sorghum in New
Jersey In the fall. You are too late
for the spring brand. and too early for
the fall kind, but you will find our dill
pickles an excellent substitute for the
interval"
The oma thought 1t over and then
took a quart Of vinegar.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1915-01-12
DANDRUFF,.FA[L|NG
HAIR. STOPPED
Harmless, Old-Fashloned REM
edy Brings Back Color to Gray
Hair and Makes It Grow.

How many o~ld-fashioned remedies are
being used, which goes to show that it
is hard to improve some OF our granu-
mothers old-time. tried remedies. For IN,
stance, for keeping the hair dark, soft and
glossy nothing equals our grandmotners
sage tea" Although, by the addition on
sulphur and other ingredients, this Old
fashioned brew has been made more Ell
fective as a scalp ltonic and color re-
storer.
Nowadays, when our hair comes out ,r
gets faded or gray, instead Of going 10
the garden or garnet for herbs ana
making the "tea" ourselves, we simply
go to the nearest drug store and ask fol
a bottle of Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Hair Remedy. -
Druggists are authorized to sell 1t
under guarantee that the money will be
refunded IL It fails to do exactly as rep
resented.
This preparation Is offered to The
public at fifty cents q bottle, and Is
recommended and sold by all druggists
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1915-01-12
A rr,end in Med.

soubrette-Ravenyelp thinks a great
deal Of the president.
Comedian-Yes; the president did
him the best urn any oae can posi-
bly, do an actor.
Souhrette-What was IT.?
Comedian-Gave him an audience.
Judge.
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perpiexIno.

Bacon see an ash can to which a
handle can be attached to convert it
into a lawn roller has been patented.
Egbert-Now 1t will be difncult to
tell who is or the job early In the
morning-the ash man or the gar
dsneg.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1915-01-12

Norway has 100 registered motor
vehicles.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1915-01-12

SANTA MARIA COUNCIL NO 1179, X. OF O
saint Mary's Hall
Meets first sunday of the month at 2 p. m.
First Tuesday after the third Sunday at s p. nj.
John Lavery. Secretary
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Deaths

Known Cnee Baylor) ON July II, 1915,
VIOLA p. wife OF Harry w. Brown. Rela-
u1ii ia friends are invited to attend the
fniai slrvices. on Wednesday afternoon, at
M odock at her late residence, 5436 Web
M 81 Interment at Mount Moriah Ceme-
i'r Remains may be viewed Tuesday eve
nossoN-on July II, 1915, A. YARDLEY
cL0ssoN, aged SO years. Funeral services
thursday morning at Ii o'clock. at his
isi Wayne ave. Germantown. interment
aNs,s, Kindly omit flowers
ElpASssddenIRyD lg2sAS RRyDMGN on July IL 1919
iss5s are invited to attend the funeral
fnIces, on Tuesday evening, at O'clock at
" late residence. 1922 Greene st. German
ss.dsree Of his brother.in-law, T., +. Cooper,
issls . oeiocE 1nterment private.
JAMES FERRIS, In his s1st year Reia-
tIysp and friends are invited to attend the
funsral services. on Monday, al p. M, at
No late residence. North 5oth st. Inter
IESTISG.-At Atco, N. j.. on July o, 1915
NARY E.. wife Of Samuel H. Fleming (nee
smon), aged "a years. Relatives and friends
lfs Invited to attend the funeral services, on
rpesday, at II 80 a. M. from her late resi-
sence, at Atco, N. j. Train leaves Market
Sd. ferry for Atco. at 1890 a. m. Carriages
viii meet train arriving at Market St. ferry,
Nount Moriah Cemetery.
llDs--At AtlnntlC CITY, N. j., on July IL
.aih SAMUEL. husband Of Ida Kind, aged
& lars Due notice of the funeral will be
fyc
MAItaETT.-on July II, 1915, CLARA
hESzLER MATcHETT. daughter of the
IA mn and Catharine z. Henzler. Rela-
Ilvri and friends are invited to attend the
tultl services. on Wednesday afternoon,
q fclock precisely. at her late resldence'
l.al solth Broad ST; Interment at convenience
;ha family. Kindly omit flowers.
shOQP QPE.--prowned, at Schenectady, N. Y.
a laly 1915. poNALD MILLER, son oi
lia ata Orlando Livingston and Mary Miller
sE9tpa aged 26 years. Notice OF funeral
M o given on recovery of body.
IAlLhf. = Suddenly, on July II, 1918,
AasEL Il. TALLEY (nee Davidson). Due
ssct OF the funeral will be given, from her
Nii N s0th st
gALI0N.--At Moorestown, N. J.. on July
lsi2, LYDIA T. WALTON, widow OF
aay 2 Walton. IN her sIth year. Rels-
S.s Ss.,,I ina u irlsnds are invited to attend the
Z tsr late residence. 100 West "a st..
e1iotoMn y. J. Interment at Trinity
E.l9o Train leaves Market st. ferry Phiia-
e2na AZ $50 p. m. for West Moorestown
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preston k. Erdman

IL. x Erdman, Tor nearly half a
rle.o well-known attorney of this
saluls a suddenly at his home, 5922
~ ~ street, Germantown, yesterday
ssm IN hsart disease. :. -. ,,.,...
helng trustee of the Trinity
Qen Germantown; a member OF the
olutH ~ publication OF the Lutheran
Il.e sse, A member Of the Executive Com
css..n sa.. n the Lutheran Social Union, and
i'.,e ,.,Ssr X OF the Board of Directors OF
" wr.s,rai si services will be held at his
is.rss tomorrow evening at o'clock
\. tsav will be taken to Coopersburg,
\. Interment win be made at Blue
ant1h Pa
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lanes Nice

u.s,s ssrgeant James Nice. Of the 4th
"a york streets police station. died
s,ly today at the F'rankford Hospital
,rm complication of diseases. He was
q y,srs old and had been a member OF
4. eoice force Of this city for % years.
a,sr ali OF which period he was at
,,,s5 10 the 4th and York streets sta
\. He had been ailing for about a
sr but was not forced to take to his
"A WITH Saturday night.
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-dBTTUARIES
SAMUEL KIND
# Large Chestnut Street jew
elry Firm.

ssv days Illness, Samuel Kind,
iiel .be frm OF s. Kind & Son, lilo
,aat street. died yesterday az his
hos in AtansiI ,snt M5 Glty Kigs Tss Vt wss ss
atiets y recovery, but relapse three
hi Tsl = caused change for the worse
Y. y. "a EInd was in business in this city
& YEAR, sssrs and conducted iss large n mail all
I'H street establishment During
'nss 'n.,s,ssk Of the war in Europe last
ae oa.' \. was one OF the tourists held
,lss :. e.nnany. He reached here after
81 Z n delays, and upon his return
'ar0,, ,,.,sresting accounts Of conditions
i. sasggs sa,S. in this city was at the Hotel
,ao aCD He is survived by a widow,
%. ana Ssnb.g dsgsstsT Of 9P asartes Kles SSs sSS
enfes's.... ....roher OF the Mercantile Club.
- '..ments have not been made as yet
y y ,es funeral.
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What Delighted Him

To-day, for the hrst time. was
really delighted 10 hear my nsighbors
piano going"
Something worth listening to.
supposeF'
II should say 30. heard the in
stAlmsnt man taking It away
Musical America.
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Eilza-Freadis has such adorahis
iabis maaaeFs.
oertis-Hs should have; be Was On
9hs Training snip Tor tuo ssaseaa.-
siantas4 chaaafta4
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But They Were Scarce

De LaWd loveth a cheerful giverw
soIsmnly said Parson Basster, after
the collection had been taken up.
But" the good old man dartsd q
glance at the Well-niHh empty plate
II dunno whuh He hnds any OF emf
Chicago Record Herald.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-07-12

II see Conan Doyle says Sing Sing
ought 10 be burned to the ground.
one thing iB certain: Our modern
jails are not what they should be-"
Indeed, they are not, They car
tainly are not keeping pace with the
Improvement in our criminals. Life,
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cH5,Es,TNUr, 8444-DEsfRABLE VACANCIES.
en666 double; reference; phone Preston
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ARCH i7oe-sinsie, double and hskps rooms:
running water; unfurnlshed. parior. phone
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CARLISLE NJ, 20is-Niosiy furnichsd front
tooni ail eonveniences; private fam. phone
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IN MEMoRIAM

IN MEaIoRIADI
srfEU.--In loving remembrance OF my
w neither, EMMA BILYEU, who passed
~ July II, 1905. DAUGHTER.
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sAfrbT,INoRE frs5, LORE. AVE, sl11 Elssy futnlshsd
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SPRUCE, iiiI--Iaree, airy, front room, we'll
turn'i also single room. Walnut 7fTe W.
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CHESTNUT, k,Ei 2o0e-Desirable single and dou-
pie rooms. permanent or transient.
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WALNUT. 500s-Newiy furnished room. pri.
vate family, convenient to three car lines
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Atlantic City, N. j.

THE ARNOLD APT, No 1, 1924 Pacific ave,
Atlantic City, N. J.--Private family wifi rent
large outside room, next to bath; short or
long season; corner apartment one block to
beaehi refarenoes eNchanRed.
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General

1yE tsT. wANsTED VA daily to operate moving pto.
permanent positions secured. pi SAVING go9 sis 9S
NopsMsSse NlX - starts you; open daily and
Ksgstons soSei, s%Ssan,esdsy f5iy and Friday evenings
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b2 and Samson - Furnished
WEST BRANCH shower baths; near /, ali ths
7. NJ, 9. A, comforts OF home. Phone Bel.
mont 466t. Key. West 1885,
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HsA,iMs,iLToN, ss2I-,Large, cool. unfurnished
sitting room, windows. Ph. Preston 6475
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llIH, g., 92p CThe Corlton)--Neatly furnished
Iooms and apartments, clean and cool; bust
Ihess men preferredi everything FIRST class; on
deai nome where your dollar will buy thu
most in comfortable living! inspection in
Wtedi reference given and required.
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WALNSUIT, VAIN ss25-Cheerful, furnished rooms,
porch house. Telephone Preston 62e4 W.
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only ABBY a S6or 'E Fhons trSn wsSSa Bss BP''
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18TH, s., s4o-Two communicating front
rooms, furnished as bed and living rooms;
also single ncoomnio odntIonn Iooual 6sA2 n
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SPBuCB, 2022-Deslrabie furnished rooms;
private paths, summer rates Locust 1863 j.
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knri,i =, Wagon blacksmlths on heavy work
cbIgnrS 20 SAMUEL SHIsLER foreman In
JdSS ordSeS NAN. experienced In handling eltv
Fivs fnh' biliing and delivery department.
lSlerenees. B is1, Ledger 6fnee anu
eSteasSIsh university TO advertise directly ia
itaS sion an law department will place lin
srnt,,agl,m1ber sS number Of 500 tuition credits free.
ralRnsSaIts must be Of age and furnish heat
H6tsi iices' Apply to Mr.. Lively, Adeiphia
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BIRMINGHAM STOCK FARM-Historie Bran
reas @. l. Jones, West Chester, r. F. d. s.
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TWO rooms and private bath with board
strictly private family, Chester ave aection
= I6l. Ledner Cantral.
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HELP wANrrn-mA1.r

dieebarsod Nen ,i OF excellent character recently
,a,fny Exceptional Inducements ana s,s s
Addre"s ,, 10 high grade men who can oualifv
NJ 1888. Ledger Once. e''''s '"" parueulars'
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BOARDING

ARCH 20ll-2o15-Beautifully furnished rooms,
hotel table and service; SO weekly.
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,TH ST, g., 92e-Larae, cool furnished rooms.
slnglo OF en- aultei oonvenlenees
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APARTMENTS

SPRING GARDEN, 19l0-Excellent apts. In
different houses; some turn.; kltehenettes
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4nTH ST., S., 303-Attractlve apt, rms. a
bath; s. w. EXPOSURE janitor sery. BIRD ne
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IJIH, 10. l4SO-Hendsomely furnishtd rooma
In refined private home; board optonali ali
conveniences phono aerVice
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rierrot-And did you really see Man.
ten in Richard I1i"7 Was he belll-
cose7
Creme Yvette-why no. found him
rather thin.--Lampoon.
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@D. g., te8-Nleeiy furnished room, private
| lam; new house; unlimited phone, all conv.
equare from u Gentlemen pref reason, ,le
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COUNTRY BoARDERs WANTED

OVERLOOK - 6o63 Drexel road: boarding,
tennis. swimg pool. Phone Preston 1858 w.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-07-01
MONTE CARLO AND THE WAR.

While the curiosity of the outside
world has never learned of the inner
workings of Monte Carlo, there are
few who have not heard of the gay
life there around the gaming tables.
Men and women from every class of
society have gathered here and fought
out battles stimulated by greed, ex-
citment, ambition and despair The
unconventional adventures that have
been screened from the public have
furnished subjects; for columns of fic-
ton appearing at almost regular in
tervals in the mag azines and the met
ropolitan press.
At the opening of the war the re-
ceipts of the Casino showed a shrink
age of more than $z,O0O,00O, as COM
pared with 1913. The management
closed the doors of the Casino. Monte
Carlo the gay was dead; excited men
and nervous women no longer gazed
at the spinning of the roulette-wheel.
Quiet ruled where excitement had held
sway.
Such a termination was only natural
in the face of the war. The croupier
had been called to shoulder a gun.
The remarkable fact is that the CAST
no has reopened. While men only a
few miles away are being deafened by
the roar of cannon, Caruso has been
called to Monte Carlo to appear i'm
grand opera. The season opened there
in March. But reports regarding the
activity reveal the attempt at gaiety to
be artificial.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-07-01
UNIVERSITY MTSSOURIAk
Thursday, July /. 1870
THE CROSS.STATE ROCK ROAD.

Now is the time to fall in with the
plan of the Old Trails Association to
complete the hard surfaced roadway
across the state. ]. NJ. Lowe, the pres
ident of the association, has issued the
call for a big road rally in Kansas
City, July 9.
Although a rock road is the only
practical all-year-round road, only
third of the Old Trails route in Mis-
souri, is rocked. The remaining two
thirds could easily be finished in a
year if work were begun soon.
In comparison with the activity of
the other states, along the route. Mis-
souri, has been rather negligent.
The suggestion that the convicts
work the roads is timely In the first
place. convict labor is cheaper. In
the second place, after 1917 the con-
victs will cease to be available as
contract laborers.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-07-01

hind on Mr.. Nat Goodwin's career, one
must be polite.
1t was at the close of the dinner that
Mrs. Bruce scored her most telling
point. She and Lord Harrowby were
conversing about a famous English
author. and when she was sure she
had the attention of the table. she
remarked:
"Yes, We met his wife at the Ma
sonbys'. But ! have always felt that
the wife of celebrity is like the cou-
pom on ones railway ticket"
"How's that, Mrs. Bruce?" Minot in
quired After all, Paddock had been
kind to him.
Not good If detached" said Mrs.
Bruce.