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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27
constructive tendencies. whose in
tegrity is beyond doubt, would ac-
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THE ..YELLOW PERIL. ,,

For several years this nation has
had the "Yellow Peril'' held up be-
fore it by numerous yellow news
papers, and sapient statesmen. We
have been told that Japan is fairly
Itching to clash with the giant of
the occident. While Japan has made
remarkable progress of late years. it
is far from being in a position to
contend with the United States upon
equal terms. Financially it is al.
most a pauper, and the following
from the pen of Samuel G. Blythe,
who has been Investigating condi-
tions in the land of Nippon, is of in
terest in this connections:
'sThe yellowest portion of the
Yellow Peril is not outside of Japan.
1t is within Japan. Here is a
country owing one and quarter
billion dollars-much more than the
national debt of the United States.
when all credits in the way of sink.
ing funds and unimpaired appropri-
ations and available resources are
substracted in both instances; and
Japan has total wealth of twelve
or thirteen billion dollars against
the one hundred and fifty or sixty
billion dollars or more of the total
wealth of the United States.
Here is country where the
taxes are already SO oppressive and
comprehensive that it would take
great financial ingenuity to tack on
ten sen anywhere without confsca-
tlon. For example. my jinrikisha
boy, who happens to own his own
conveyance, earns twenty yen-or
ten dollars in gold-a month; and he
gets high wages. He is forced to
pay, because he owns his own con-
veyance, one dollar and quarter in
gold of that ten dollars each month
in tax. Think of that, you lightly
TAXED Americans! And so it goes,
with incomes taxed to the breaking
point and everything else taxed;
with the internal revenue sources
squeezed to the last available sen. :.
''Here is country that sells con-
siderably more than half of: it's ex-
ports to the United States and buys
less than three per cent of our ex-
ports-a country that has it's best
customer in us. }.
"And here is country, they say,
that is painting to go to war with
US; country that is waiting for
favorable opportunity to get at us;
a country that intends to invade our
coast and capture everything we
have as far as Denver or Chicago. -
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

Facilitating Italy has at last
thrown her lot with the Allies and
declared war against Austria, and
also, necessarily, against Germany.
Italy has become a party to the
strife solely for the purpose of terri.
torial aggrandizement. If the Allies
are finally victorious she may &C.
quire- some additional territory, but
she will have paid dearly for the
same TX. -.>.--. -
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

William NJ. Wins, chief counsel for
Barnes, in his final address to the
jury expressed the opinion that the
country hasn't gone to the devil be-
cause Roosevelt wasn't elected presi-
dent. While this may be rather
sanguine view of the matter, it is
remotely possible that Mr.. WINS is
right.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

The man who argues that this
nation should not place itself in a
position to demand the respect of
foreign powers to which it is en-
titled, should have his Uranium ex-
amined by specialist en- sarcology.
Uncle Sam has turned the other
cheek entirely too often.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

Poland is another nation innocent
of precipitating hostilities in Europe
that has suffered severely because of
it's geographical position. The dam
age done in Russian Poland is now
estimated at s507, 1874 900. Those re-
sponsible for this CHASTITY conflict will
undoubtedly have all eternity in
which to endeavor to make amends.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

Crookston has only twenty-five
saloons, and woman was arrested
there few days ago for running a
blind pig.-Fergus Falls Journal.
In few more weeks s'blind pigs''
will be regarded as heaven-sent GASES
in the county option Sahara of the
Red River valley, and doubtless not
a few of the anti-rum crusaders will
be glad to slake their thirst thereat.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27
Delicious Rhubarb.

Have you a few hills of rhubarb in
your garden? If not why's not? A
few hills is enough for an ordinary
family. It will grow best on rich
soil. But any soil can be made rich
enough to produce good rhubarb. 1t
commences to grow before the snow
goes off, and in couple or three
weeks after the frost is out of the
ground it is fit for use. In the early
spring it makes a delicious sauce.
Every housewife knows what ex-
cellent pies can be made from. rhu-
barb. For sauce it is best baked
bake it in an earthen crock and let
it cook in its own juice. Once you
have tasted baked rhubarb you will
never want it stewed.
The editor of the Ohio State
Journal knows the goodness of 1hu-
barb. Listen to him set. forth it's
good qualities:
"a man on the car from out in
the country is taking home basket.
of rhubarb, great, vigorous looking
stalks that fairly CLEAN with health
and joy. 1t is only lately that the
world has discovered the glory of
srhubarb. It was called the wine
plant and may be that that is the
reason that it was doubted, much
like the career of tomatoes, whichSit
took people along time to. learn the
merit of, because they were known
as love apples, and the love was
suspected as referring to their.
beauty and not to their quality as
food. -
Since rhlbarb invaded the mar
ket,, it has been growing in popular
ity. Occasionally one will meet an
other who thinks rhubarb is too
common and cheap plant for style
and good taste, but such people are.
getting ashamed of themselves.
Rhubarb sauce is the child of the
sun and grows for all, and a. few
cents worth of the herb will make
the sun shine for whole family. If
you don like it, learn to like il. tt
is easy to be entreated. easy to WOO,
easy to love, not because it is cheap,
but because 1t is rich. Don't ne
glect it-itzwifl make the brain gilt
ter and the stomach smile g
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

We are indebted to the Hon. Rich
mond Pearson Hobson' for copies of
speeches on "National Prohibition
and "National Defense made by
him in congress. After a cursory
examination OF the contents we can
not help but congratulate the Ala.
hama solon upon having rid his sys-
tenn of the conglomeration of mixed
ideas. ..s. =
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

Se]f-constituted arbiters of moral
ity are grievously shocked to think
that Minnesota should legalize boxing
contests, and are threatening tt
emigrate to heaven, where they viii
undoubtedly remain if enough pro
hibitory laws are upon the statute
books.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27
A Milwaukee man is endeayorin

A Milwaukee man is endeavoring
to restrain various American com
panies from manufacturing war mu-
nitions because he has property in
one of the countries engaged in hos
Utilities. 1t wouldn't be wise for
this chap to be out in the open when
the fool killer is in his vicinity.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

The Syracuse jury decided that
William Barnes is "boss," and
found in favor of Theodore Roosevelt.
The trial proved beyond a doubt
that the colonel is most versatile,
being equally at ease whether he is
plaintiff or defendant in a libel suit.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

Asinine in the superlative degree
are the editorial asses who are criti-
Ching the legislature for failure to
enact into law that conglomerate
hodge podge of words and ideas mis-
named the efficiency and economy"
bill.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

It is very evident that being pre-
pared for war is no guarantee of
peace, and a state of unpreparedness
thus far has not aided the peace
movement in the least. The sugges-
tion that nations insure against war
may be worth trying. ;:
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

Koen of the Biwabik Times is
real optinist. He is now thankful
that he isn't an automobile owner.
as he fears the recent inclement
weather might have provoked him to
express himself in manner that
would jeopardize his happiness in
the hereafter. ....
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

A spiritualistic medium has an
nounced that Ebert Hubbard is
alive, but is unable to tell his nam e.
The latter part of the statement
brands it as a falsehood.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

1t has been suggested that man
has more temptations than a woman
because he knows just where to look
for. them.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

That Wisconsin legislator, who
asked for leave of absence so as to
enable him to earn. sufficient money
to- enable him to pay his expenses
during the remainder of the session,
may have merely been limiting that
an ''approach'' would mot b.. I'M
welcome. =: r.. - ~
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

There never appears to be Short
age of political timber, and this is
undoubtedly the reason why conser-
vationists have thus far neglected
this field.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

Woman suffragists are not helping
their cause by badgering President
Wilson. The sooner viragoes of the
Mrs. Belmont species of suffragettes
are relegated to tho rear the better
the cause will progress.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

We never could understand why
Germany inflicted = DIR: Dernburg
upon the people of the United States.
Why not send the loquacious Mr..
BRYAN over there?
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

Every time we think of the Rev.
Billy Sunday our mind reverts to the
famous saying made by the late P.
7. Barnum.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

BY diligent practice some individu-
ais develop q talent for fault-fnd-
ing that is little short of remarkable.
In the aggregation of pests they
reach an eminence attained by few.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

An ''h'' properly inserted in the
name of the Reverend Darnell would
make it more expressive.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

There will not be so many war en-
thusiasts in Italy six OF eight
months hence as there are today.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

The esteemed New Ulm Review
wants the dandelion swatted. Why
not swat it?-Worthington Globe.
Why not eat 'em before they go to
seed?
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

The Colorado situation has settled
for all time the question of who is
the greediest of men.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

The European countries observe
treaties just so long as it is conven-
lent to do so, and no longer.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

A campaign to drive the. saloons
out of Chicago started last week, but
when it will end is a matter of con-
lecture.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

There is nothing the matter with
Minnesota save and except that it
has surplus of theorists and fad
dists.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

Might makes right when used
right, and then only.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-05-27

'tThe United States cannot, with
self respect, permit its organic and
fundamental law to be overridden by
the laws of foreign country. I
cannot acknowledge any such theory
as this Of "a dual nationality!
which, incidentally, is selfevident
absurdity. Mr.. Lelong was born in
this country; when he became of
age he elected to exercise his birth
right granted to him by the consti-
tuition Of the United States; he took
an oath to support that constitution,
and he has held military Office under
its authority, and under the author.
ity of two states Of the American
union. He is citizen of the United
States, standing on an exact equality
of right with all other citizens, and
he is entitled to the full protection
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-22
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Whenever you are considering selling or
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buy or advertise through the used car
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300 MILES OF mileage IN your old tires
tRebuilO. Send them to DUO TIRE CO,
1911 Chicago 81
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10 MAREs-2. weight. 1900 lbs. sore
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The Glasgow courier., 1915-09-10

open air exhibition to his many
friends Thursday morning. He went
to ground gracefully for a heavy
weight.
A twelve pound boy made its ap-
pearance at the home of Engineer
Mcmahon Thursday evening. He has
come to stay.
A large number of small stockmen
from Saco, Hinsdale and Nashua
shipped train of cattle to the mar
kets yesterday.
Geo. Dunnell returned from horse
trading expedition on the Canadian
border Wednesday. He reports the
horse market dull.
Dick Freidl left for St. Paul Sum-
day to purchase his stock of winter
woolens and administer the estate of
his deceased mother.
Cal Williams has finished putting
up all the hay on the Missouri river
and Big Muddy at Culbertson and re-
turned to Glasgow Wednesday.
Bob Conatser, the genial and affa-
BILE cook of the MN ranch at Pear
mond, was shaking hands with his
numerous friends in Glasgow yester-
day.
Business has so increased and mul-
|tiplied with John J. Kerr, attorney
that he has been compelled to place a
typewriter in his Office to dispatch
the accommodating clerical work.
.Hod Jordan, of Saco, was among
the surge on the streets of Glasgow
this week. He reports republicans
about Saco thicker than horse flies
during the harvest season on the hay
bottom.
Rev. John Martin and brother-in-
law, Mr.. Mccormick, left for Fort
Benton Monday overland. Mr.. Mar
tin will take charge of the spiritual
welfare Of Bentonites and speedily
separate the sheep from the goats.
DR.. Atkinson of Poplar, attended
the examination of VIM. Fisher as to
sanity in Glasgow this week. The
poor fellows mind is an absolute
blank and he did not know at the ex-
animation where he was "at." Judge
Dubose ordered him taken to Warm
Springs.
The Great Northern Railway COM
pany intend replacing the steam
pump on the banks of the river with
Ia gasoline engine before snow flies.
The work of laying the pipes has al
ready commenced. Several other inn
portant changes in the yards are also
contemplated.
The Glasgow courier., 1915-09-10
"Git up, you old fool! Git up, or
I'll drive right over you!"- -Mclary's.
The Funny Printer


Let US all try to console ourselves,
when our clients tear their hair over
some typographical error, that to err
is human-especially to err typogra-
phically. Some of the finest jokes
extant come through the fact that the
printers finger slips. Here are some
which, like all others, are funny
long time afterward-never at the
time.
A Chicago paper, in reporting a
political meeting, said that the vast
audience rent the air with their
snouts.
Another Chicago paper reported
that the propeller "Alaska" was leav-
ing port with cargo of 100000 BUSH
els of cats.
A Buffalo paper, in describing the
scene when Roosevelt took the oath
of Office as President, said it was a
spectacle never to be forgotten when
Roosevelt, before the Chief Justice of
the Supreme Court, and a few wit
nesses, took his simple bath.-Asso-
ciated Advertising.
The Glasgow courier., 1915-09-10
19 Years
n Taken from
~ H( the Files Of
=@== C0untp Ga
Sette Of Mi9yteen Years Ago.

John Beede and wife returned from
their eastern visit Wednesday.
T. M. Patten is doing some survey
ing for parties at Saco this week.
Jas. McNabb the Hinsdale horse
fancier, was in town on business Sun
day.
Clarence Broadbrooks of the DIX
outfit, was in town a few days this
week.
Jas. Stephens left for Culbertson
Friday to visit his old friend Doc
Smith.
w. w. Mabee has been on the sick
list this week with severe attack of
quinsy.
A notice of the republican county
convention and call for the primaries
appears in another column.
The Home Land & Cattle company
will ship a trainload of cattle from
Oswego Saturday and another on SUM-
day.
Frank Lemmer, a late acquisition
to the cowboy fraternity, gave an
The Glasgow courier., 1915-09-10

hereof, be and the same are hereby
repealed"
(SEAL)
APPROVED:
PETER A. WEST,
Chairman.
Attest:
w. B. SHOEMAKER,
Clerk.
The motion being duly seconded by
Commissioner Carl J. Anderson, was
put to vote with the following result:
Chairman Peter A. West Aye
Member C. w. Baylor Aye
Member Carl j. Anderson..Aye
No one voted no.
And the chairman declared the said
motion carried and the foregoing re-
solution duly and unanimously adopt
ed; and the chairman and clerk of
said board did then and there sign the
said resolution.
(SEAL)
APPROVED:
PETER A. WEST,
Chairman. Board of
County Commissioners
of Valley County, Mon
tana.
Attest:
w. B. SHOEMAKER,
Clerk, Board of County Com
missioners of Valley County,
Montana.
The Glasgow courier., 1915-09-10
In the Way

A farmer was driving home from
town rather worse for a few drinks
when his horse fell down. The farm
er looked at him a moment over the
dashboard and then exclaimed:
The Glasgow courier., 1915-09-10
Cu11entJOXitieS
No. 97S,422

No. 978,42Z
The Rector -"What would be your
idea of the best way to spread the
gospel to the uttermost parts of the
earth?"
Fair and Frivolous Parishioner-
"How would it do to put a Bible in
every Ford car, doctor ?"-Puck.
The Reason
Once a year the newsboys of Lon
don are given an outing up the
Thames river, where they can swim
to their hearts content. AS one lit
tie boy was getting into the water a
friends observed, "Johnny, you're
pretty dirty"
eyes," replied Johnny, ~ missed
the train last year-Labor Digest.