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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-08-20
BRITISH EVIDENCE
DELAYS SPY" CASE
Former Member of Parliament
ReiterateS He'll Be Shot if
EXtradited to England.

asserting that he would be shot as
spy if he is sent back to England,
Tgnatius Timotheus Lincoln, formerly
a member of the British Parliament,
was arraigned before Judge Veeder in
the Federal court in Brooklyn yester-
day, charged with being fugitive from
justice. A self-confessed German spy,
he is wanted in England on a charge Of
forgery. His case was adjourned until
August 81 to await the arrival from
England of documents and witnesses
corroborating the charge.
This attempt to get me back to Eng
land is a plot" he declared. "lf | go
back | will be shot as spy. From
1906 to 1909 | watched behind the
scenes as the late King Edward VII
and Sir Edward Grey tried to foment
war with Germany. | did not act di-
rectly as a spy for Germany; my in
formation was presented to band of
men in London"
While confined in Raymond Street
jail Lincoln is writing a book called
THE Revelations of an international
Spy"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-08-20
ARRESTED ON HONEYMOON
Boy Husband and Girl Bride
Held on Theft Charge.

Detective McNamee last night was
forced to i. terrupt a sec:et honeymoon
when he arrested Joseph Dougherty,
eighteen, Of 2l3 West Sixty-sixth
Street, and his bride OF few days.
Dougherty is charged with having stoI-
en- 1904 from Chisholm 4 Chapman, OF
II Broadway, where he was clerk up
to August Ia.
On that day, the police assert
Dovgherty was sent by A. r. Byrnes'
manager Of the firm, to bank for
money to meet the payroll. He nd not
return. McNamee found the missing
clerk at his home. and found that his
wife. May, was living apart from him
at 217 West Sixty-sixth street, TO keep
their marriage secret. Not wishing
to arrest them in the neighborhood,
the detective sent them message that
a friend wished to see them at iZI
West l30th Street The newly married
pair we're arrested there.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-08-20
ESTIMATE BOARD
PUZZLES JUSTICE
Subway Contract Suit causes
Opinion That Its Bust
moss Is SlipshOd."

ais IL true that the members OF the
Board OF Estimate do not read through
the forms of resolutions tnaI are
placed before them?" Justice Shearn
IN the Supreme Court yesterday asked
Mr.. Lehman, Assistant Corporation
Counsel. Mr.. Lehman replied that ne
was not familiar with the practice OF
the Board of Estimate.
"Well, if they do not" continued
Justice Shearn, they follow a very
slipshod method Of conducting bust
ness"
The proceeding before the justice
was an application by the Holnrook,
Cabot & Rollins Corporation for writ
of mandamus directing the Board OF
Estimate to award the company the
contract for constructing the Times
Square section of the new subway, for
which the petitionlng concern was tne
lowest bidder After hearing the
counsel Justice Shearn reserved de-
cision.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-08-20
CHINA BARS OIL
GRAB BY STANDARD
Government Refuses Monopoly
of Exploration, Refining
and transportation.

Peking, Aug. 10 dispatch TO THE
London Times") The Standard Oil
Company having decided that the oil
field in Chilli province is commercially
worthless and that in Shensi appears
10 be Of doubtful value, has made a
fresh proposal TO China in which the
following significant provisions occur:
"A joint company to be formed in
which the Standard Oil Company has
a controlling interest, the company hav-
ing the right TO explore all China and
register exclusive claims in selected
localities; the company further TO
monopolize the refining and transporta-
tion of the total production Of crude
oil by whomsoeveT mined. while the
Standard Oil Company would have a
monopoly of marketing the refined ar
ticle for given period"
The Chinese government declined the
proposal point blank for these among
other reasons:
Because the proposals of the Stand
ard OIL Company are incompatible with
concessions granted 10 British subjects
in Szechuan and Sansi. Because the
concession 20 foreign controlled com
pany Of monopoly to handle the total
output Of Chinese oil is inconsistent
with the governments policy Of equal
opportunity for al commerce"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-08-20
TEARS
GREET WIFE'S
DIVORCE SUIT
Pleads to Keep Correspond
ent's Name Out of Case
as He Grows Calmer.

Trenton, n. j.. Aug. 10. The Rev.
Joseph Milo Robinson, former pastor
Of the First Congregational Church.
Asbury Park, is defendant in a suit for
divorce instituted by his wife to-day
In the papers Mrs. Inez |. Patterson,
whose late husband Mr.. Robinson cor
vcrted into the church and later buried
is named as correspondent
Constable Theodore Hulok searched
for the minister several days before he
could serve the papers. First he called
at the Patterson bungalow at Iowna
Park. Wanamassa. but Mrs. Patterson
said he was not there. Then the cor
stable next proceeded TO the church,
and in the study a dim ligh: was burn
ing. which enabled him to see the cler-
gvman bending over books and bundles
which he seemed 10 be preparing TO
take away.
Mr.. Robinson fled when the constable
appeared and rushed through the rear
door of his home. where his wife be-
held him for the first time in many
days. He ran upstairs and bolted HIM
self in his room. When Mrs. Robinson
implored him to come down she heard
him weeping. She said a man wanted
to see him.
Tell him to go away; Pm afraid Of
him: he's going to hurt me-" he is sa d
to have replied. Finally. however, he
Gained himself. descended and was
served with the papers.
He then pleaded with the constable
10 keep Mrs. Patterson out OF the case.
II is understood he told Hulick that
he would permit his wife to get a d.
vorce if the supposed correspondents
name was not mentioned.
Mrs. Patterson was surprised when
informed that she was named as CO.
respondent.
"Where is Mr.. Robinson" she was
asked.
in New York. believe" she replied.
when did he leave?"
81 don't know; he has been there
most of the tire.
HAS he been staying at your home ~
"a told you ! would not be inter
viewed" she returned.
Mrs. Patterson's husband died from
cancer Of the tongue. She then went ia
Georgia with her son and daughter
and during her absence suggSs ed th2l
the Robnsons occupy her home. THIS
they consented to do. Il is said that
for a month after Mrs. Patterson re-
turned the other family remained n
her home. but in May Mrs. Robinso on
went TO live in the parsonage with hen
three children. From ina time Mr.
Robinson did not visit hearth fire.
quentlV, it was asserted.
Because of rumors the official board
of the church asked foy AMI received
their pastors resignation.
Mrs. Robinson in her petition asks
for alimony for herself and her chill
dren.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-08-20
SETS $4,000 PRICE
ON ELEPHANT JUMP
Girl Sues Geological Society
for Injuries Received in
Park Ride.

Because a Bronx elephant INDUCED
in a little freshness while he had a
passenger in his back. the New York
Geological Society was Yesterday made
tho defendant in a suit for $4,000
Miss Lille Gee is the plaintiff.
Miss Gee said she took ride on the
back of the elephant. which was re-
garded as quite domesticated animal
But on this occasion he refused to obey
the keeper and started on run for the
elephant house.
The keeper, fearing that Miss Gee
would be hurt by contact with the TOP
of the door Of the elephant house
called to her to jump. She did. That
is how she received the injuries for
which she sues.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-08-20
EDWARDS BOOM READY
Candidacy for Sheriff Will B.
Launched Monday.

The candidacy If Big Bill" EdEsril
for the Democratic nomination ter
sho~lff wi! be formally Launched q;
a dinner, % be given by a commii,s,
of his friends, al the Biltmore, on Nor.
day night May Of the members q
the committee are members Of the
Andiron Club, a social organizalioa o.
the upper West Side.
Former Senator Walter R. Hsuitt
will preside Among others on he
conmitte. are Augustus Thomas, Calsi
Var Hamm Water {. Booth who q
"B lmmy" Booth played guard on N
Princeton 'ootb; II team Of 1899, viii
Edwards and Thomas Healy
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-08-20
ROOT ELECTED HEAD
OF BAR ASSOCIATION
George Whitlock Is Secretary
and F. E. Wadhams
Treasurer.

Salt Lake City, Aug. 19.-Senator
Elihu Root of New York was unani-
mously elected president of the Ameri-
can Bar Association at its closing
business session to-day on recommen-
daton of the general council.
fOther officers elected were George
Whitlock, Baltimore, secretary; Fred
erick f. Wadhams, Albany, treasurer;
Peter W. Meldrin, Savannah, Ga; Will
lam c. Niblack, Chicago; Selden P.
Spencer St. Louis; William P. Bynum.
Greensboro, n. c.; Chaplin Brown,
Washington. d. c.: Charles n. Potter,
Cheyenne, Wyo.; John Lowell, Boston
and c. B. Smith, Topeka, members Of
the executive committee.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-08-20
AUTO MEN TO AID NAVY
Advisory Board Increased BY
Two Expert Engineers.

Two additional members for the
civilian Advisory Board of the Navy
Department: vii. be Howard +. Comm
and Andrew l.. Riker. both eX-presi-
dents of the Society of Automobile In
gi,,oers.
Mr. \CohA is now e-president of
tbs Hudson Motor Car Company, and
was gradugted rom the. University oil
Michigan Engineering School.
Mr Rike,. a mechanical and electri-
ca, engineer has patented many auto
mobile pa,ts. and in 1900 received a
medal for sutomobile design from the
Fre!ch government.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-08-20
SHOT SQUIRREL: FINED $50
Shipbuilder Fired to Brighten
Thief in Walnut Tree.

Donald r. Campbell, shipbulder and
re. dent % Port Jefferson. Long Island.
was fined $50 by Justice of the Peace
Dreyer yesterday, when he admitted
that he hal shct a squirrel.
One of Mr.. Campbell's prize pos
soss ons on his property on East
Broadway is large walnut tree.
Squirrels bcgar TO interfere with the
crop. The owner began shooting to
frignten them away, and accidentally
killed one. nc SAID A neghbor whose
sleep was disturbed by the shot made
the compliant.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-08-20

perimented with the messenger poy
army The two women had TO COOK
their meals on a tiny oil stove. La.es,y'
when the Emperor's lawn needed cnpii
ping, he bought eight polo ponies anu
set them out to Craze, saying ,ns,a
teeth would not hurt the tender olaGes
half as much as the knife OF mach'ne
would
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-08-20

Everything for the week.
end.
Luggage-Sporting Good,
Motor Wear.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-10-18
A. vIVIANI CHARGED
WITH HUNTING DEFENSE

4. Nlviani VIII De arraigued before
Justice Of the Peace Craig this after
noon on u charge OF hunting without
a license. He was arrested by a dep
uty game warden.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-10-18
CITY PROTECTED
WEEKS CROWDS
PERFECTLY
Not a Pocket Picked in Town,
No One Hurt in Traffic Ac-
Cidents and Only One Small
Robbery.

One OF the important records brok-
On by the state fair was that 81 puo-
lie safety. chief of Police McMiilin
said today that u was the best state
fair week from the standpoint OF
crime and accidents In HE seventeen
years experience as an oficcr here.
In point OF major crime the record
in the city was absolutely clean. one
small housebrcaking job was report
ed. Except Tor that, not - residence
OF a room was robbed during the en-"
tire week. Not "A case OF p%ickpocket-
ins was reported In the city. Pick
pockets were said SO be active In Old
Town. hut the light-fingered gentry
evidently held the city police dragnet
In Wholesome fear, and kept outside
the town limits.
Not a fair visitor was injured In
any way. excepting a reckless Navajo
Indian, who was thrown from his
horse while racing on Central ave-
nue.. only "a few minor traffic acct
dents occurred. and In none Of them
was n visitor to the city SO much as
scratched.
The freedom from any disorder was
due 20 the faultlcss organization 0f
chief McMliu's men. with uni
formed and plain clothes men, the
city vas under vigilant eyes every
minute Of the t%wenty-four hours. The
chief and moot valuable activity of
the force was In the relentless and
systematic roundup. dsy and night.
OF suspicious characters. The stink
ers and the rim-ran Of the underworld
were caught In the dragnet as so0n
aa they showed themselves m town
and were jailed or run out of own
without loss of time. That the sys-
tenn worked o. evidenced Dos the safety
pf households and streets during the
week.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-10-18
ABOUT PEOPLE you
-KNOW

Henry hauls baggage. Phone 800.
Floyd Whitson left this morning for
Gallup
Afr. and Mrs. ". A. Morley OF pa
an are guests at tho Alyaradu.
Attorney \. b. Rcnchan Of santa
Fc is a visitor IN Albuquerque toduy
T T.. Purdy, agent for tho santa
Fe at Gallup, is in the city today at
tending Co railroad business.
Raymond r. sanchez. postmaster at
Chill rs n business visitor M Albu-
qucrque today.
Mrs. Ike singer loc yesterday flf
a visit Co friends .n Kansas city aud
.Chama.
Or. St,ap. accompanied ~ his
niece. Miss Beatrice lltcld, viii leave
tomorrow for Los Angeles
Miss Florence Grunsfeid will leave
tonight fog chicago tD spend the win
ter Boo study
Thomus Dorau owner OF Inc Monte
yuma hotel 10 santa Fo was 60 sun
day visitor loo Albuquerque.
MIR and Mrs. IS h. Eu-s,r ui Los
Angeles are visitors Boz Albuquerque
today Mr. Hu-srr n superintendent
OF santa Be reading rooms.
Mrs o. 4. owen and children, with
Miss Eihcl Tyler from Los Lunas 81.
.M, are the guests OF Nj. e. $ -toycr
at hi. residence for "a few days
MI and Mr-. Alfred Gruust,ld and
Miss Hildu Grun-feId lcit ON inc DnI-
%ifurnia limited yesterday for Dadii"r-
mia.
Mrs C. u. Ellis OF Kansas Cits
who has been visiting her parents.
Judge INC Mr. W.. g., HclDu,k. lcli
yesterday afternoon TOR her hu'uc.
Miss Barbara cotton OF Gallup, VIA,
has been thc guest of Miss Florruc,
Grunsicld. returned home TO-DAY. s.
number of the younger spciet, SCI s1v
her Oh az the station.
Mrs T.. j. stevens. who has been
visiting her daughter. Mrs. J.. g 90.
landson, tor several months. lott lasl
Uight for Heroulcs, Cal, Co visit rc.1.
1 tiycs.
49, o. Bursum of Socorrp end g. %
Hon ct Las Cruces. who spent IA,
fair week IN Albuquerque. lctt thl.
morning Tor Santa Pc To- attend th,
state highway officials convention.
Fierce CoddiuEton Rpdcy, SOP 90
| Judge %. S Bodey. was admitted &,
the bar Iu tlr district court this morn
up. uu mut.uu Tie is e Eradudte uI
Harvard law school.
Alamo Review No. D., woman,
Benefit Association ut the M|JnDnbccs
Will hold % mortIul ct 800 u.a.oCN Co.
morrow tIu,-dlEJ afternoon, Iu Dd,
follows hall.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-10-18
CAPTURED
SP|ESS CUP IN
STATE SHOOT
Duke City Rifle Club in Sec
ond Place; Six Contestants
Qualify as Experts Under
Regulations.

with the completion OF the club
team competition the state rite
match came to an end yesterday ON
the range near santa Barbara ccu-
etery. The New Mexico Miitarr In
stitute team won the competition and
the trophy offered Toy Charles a
Spices
During the wea's shooting six com
~tcstants scored enough to qualify 49,
experts under the United states arma
regulations They are Miller and
Bloom. OF the Duke city team; Let
cher ana Wilson OF the Roswell cadet
team, and Reed and Barrier of the
Albuquerque Rinc association.
Miller and bloom Won the Barnett
prize OF s.. and NJ q. ~Chadbourne
won a pair of shoes offered Dos T.. l..
Washburn company.
The scores made In the various con-
tests were as follows:
Team contest for Charles A. Spices
cup;
New Mexico MiIiiary Institute.
Leicher. 223. Wilson. 22i; clark,
20g: Tolbot, 200: koltz. Pos, Gibson.
200; Leonard, 2O2; iiill. Isl. puson.
iS2. MrCutchcon. t62
Duke city club.
Miller. 2t7; Bloom. 4li; ColEau.
204. sawtclle. 2Og; spahr. goo Suth-
crinnd. ISL; peschicr, l17 Crone.
176. Hunicutt. 11G.
Albuquerque I,ifc Association.
Reed. 2i3. Barrier. 2lU. clayton.
20g. Boyle. 2ois Chndhourne. 20t
Lyons. 2O3; Cook, 1g6 Adams. $50
| oldham. lN2, McGough. 1s-
Company g..
Lieutenant Peck. lS2; Johnson, r.
H.. 1888. Pa..zIy. 1870, Lcs.ekc. l1a.
| luhuron. g.. lbs, Armiio. D., lol Ar.
miJo. A.. on, T,utagh, u.s.
Two-wcn team match FOR IT, q
Bursum .up.
Tlumlou and Madison, '2t. saw
tclIy and clayton 3i,, Miller an,
I BLOOM. SOL. Lrfoh.r lui N.Cuteheun
Eiuum. 3UI Lrtahor and M.Dut"hror
Z 500. wheeler ana lee. poo Adam.
land BARRIER. geo. luruDy ana Leon.
ard. l12 M,IV'l uud Taylor. 'f'
tuo', end Motiuush I'-
I|ud,tldnul contest ..l " $ Hope
weld cup
Bloom. l5o. Ca.tou l6e CHaa.
routro. 1853. -1vt,.l, lr' IIuu'.In
,15S. Adams. l., Harr..r. '
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-10-18
SEDILLO RECOVERING
FROM BULLET WOUND

The recovery of Miguel Sediilo. the
o|x-conyict shot hy Deputy sheriff Ha-
mon Ortiz al the S%uuuysidc last week.
seems assured lie was sitting up at
81. Joseph's hospital today. Doc
Young. the bartender Sedillo is acc
cused of stobhinG. BE- nlso assured ~
recovery.
When Sedillo Is discharge from
tho hospital ne Will be taken into cus-
tody by the count y1uthoritcs Ho
Dr. regarded as q bad man.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-10-18
BANKERS ADOPT
RESOLUTIONS FOR
M'KEE AND FL0URN0Y

The committed of resolutions of the
Nav Mexico Bankers association. ~
pointed at the annual convention In
Roswell "a fcw days ago. has prepared
and made public the following rcsolu-
tions of rogrot upon the deaths ot
Frank Mckee. cashier. and ~ W
Floutnoy, vice president of the First
National bank ot his city.
Resolution.
with profound regret the members
Of this association learned of the
death of Matthew Wells Flournuy. one
of the active members of the New
MEXICO Bankers association.
Mr. Flournuy WIS engaged In the
banking business In NcW Mexico since
.INNi and at the time uf his death.
and for many years prior thereto, was
the active vice president and
ing officer of tho First National bank
of Aibuquorquc.
Mr.. Fluurnuy was "a leader among
men. "a builder and dominant force
In everything thar p%crtained To bet
.tcrment. NOT only bon the community
bon which ho lived but In tho state eft
Sew Mexico as well.
He was an ideal banker. his ludg-
myut Of men wHs unotriug o. when
ever credit Vts deserved % was grant
ed. lie contributed, in q large part.
Co the upuuIlding ut the institution
uf which he was tho active head q
position of commanding influence Ia
IN, business and financial affairs Of
the state OF Sew Mexico.
Ge il resolved. that the coincidence
1f this association and the members
thereof loo extended 30 the family of
Mr. FIouruuy. and also Go che officers
uf tho First national bank oi Alhu-
uu,ruuo. with whom hc Wis associated
for O. snud mHny years.
NEW MEXICO BANKERS ASSN.
81. a.. Mailau. u. % Kelly D. w
| ku.arr. committee uu resolutions
itc-uiutiuu.
This .-.ugi.t..u and tuD WuUHrf.
h,l,ul deeply r,arrt the .utIm'H
| d... n col. FRONTS NDf'.r which ou.
.Irru Co.'S h..u.u.rIu.. N ~. uu ln.
II-'h d4s .I AuI.U lHl.. Do, was uu,
uf ,h, charter members oi tTa Sew
AI,NI,u 1.ue,f. association ANA ONE
uf 80. wH.r active Hui influential
members
Ng. M.,.. ..r number u. rUIr
wac Identified u..u tU. I...r .l'Hr.
bank D| A~.HuH.,rIu, boo E|.I|HI- uf-
Nu,s and. ~aiEHu..ue rapidly WAS Hi
90, tim, ul nls d,lJn 90. cashier
NII N.h,. ta.N Do ..rH active inter-.
est Ir ,,,rEibu. ffJi u.tt.#uuI q,
U, good .I .H. .u.Ituuu Iud 200 40,
.I. r..m.nI u. JH, HlnI.us Ini,r.-l.
L.. OBJ. ..fH Bon ....f.| ...r. Doe
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-10-18

Phone g. Rcd Rarn, 5l1 West Cop-
per. for first class Ivory W l..
Trimhls 4 60
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-10-18

tFrom Judge.l
} 1t Is peculiar" unused the
} Errutic Thinker. that while the
} college graduate, the tragodian,
} the able editor, the woman with
q mission, the tall-hruwcd states
} man. the spectacular evangelist
} and the person who camc of a
} fine old family. are each firmly
convinced that he. and ne alone.
h. holding up the world, the
world Itself goes right on nursing
the hallucinatinn that It Is being
upheld by the old-fashiuncd force
of gravity.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-10-18
THE

FORECAST Tonight and
Tuesday fair Warmer Tuesday
In north portion.
ALBUQUERQUE weather for
"a hours ended NJ $ o'clock this
morning:
Maximum-72.
Minimum-21.
Range-f5.
AZ : o'clock-5t.
Southwest winds.
clear.
Iditarod pioneer., 1915-07-10
FAREWELL TO DERNBERG

The mission of Dr. Bernhard Denb to hs county winch recently terminated tie suggestion of the President has not ceased to cause wonder and comment at the pcrnonc@ displayed and the bolness with which he pursued his obccthe changing pubic onlon III America o favor foreign ontajc. calm and mature estimate of the incident gwen by the Nome Industrial Worker as follows
 The report vAo described a the official mouhdece cf the GrraoN viii rcMN without sadness Iern ab futile mast be that Anra can pest its soHntt 1onfh W tlral ideas fr1nan source however lofty
 ke that made is f4 cf by not tn d Not also the official the government M the tft" 
 We the taken by Ntra1a'na sentiment in country if'.o~t &' e political the oAi (" he participate the political shape governmental acts as desire
 deliberately fabricated the dlorEe Many s of raoiei by the publication of statements ont with liberal and criticism the govern nen o he
 America evident that America a o Germany wholly untnI American atmosphere They un all American by people winch who G the clearly idea appreciated by them And not char o would rcrc that European less The movement Is European
 ill h is certainly of folly the erous (ernla Americans which they could confer the American people they there chance million that they could find anIna CXGra ti
Iditarod pioneer., 1915-07-10
RESULT OF AN INQUIRY
 BY EDITORIAL COMMISSION
(Litchfeld, III. New Herald

Not long ago a man came into th.S ot1lce and stopped his paper because he said it was always printing a lot ci things about the same people ard he said he was sick of 1t. Now when something goes wrong with the country the government appoints commls- sion to investigate and find out what IS the matter, and the first thing commission in vestigates is the man who made the holler, to see if the heller wss q reasonable heller. So we appointed a commission consisting of ourselves to investigate this man. We iust followed the mans career ever since we knew him. The first thing that hap pened to that man was that he was born, but he had nothing to do with 1t. How evcr we mentioned him, although his par ents were entitled to the credit. When he was in his early '20s he got married. We mentioned that including the name of the bride, the preacher etc.. in fact, we men toned everything but the preachers fee. which was not worth mentioning We never mentioned the fact that he never won any premiums at the county fair, because he never exhibited anything We never men toned his name in the list of committees because he never attended anything. We never mentioned his name in the list of donors because he never donated as much as doughnut We certainly have been treating this man shamefully, but we will agree to run a nice obituary when the time comes