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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-09-14
THE CALENDAR

September Z, s, O. 10 and 11.-Y. NJ. c. A
open house for new students and
former students, p. m.
September I3, IA and 15.-University en-
trance examinations and registra-
tion.
September 13-University High and Ele-
mentary schools open. Columbia
High School opens.
September 14.-Stephens College opens.
September 15.-Christian College opens.
September 16.-0pening convocation Of the
University i'm the University Audi
torium. Glasses begin for first Sc
mester.
September 1S-Annual Y. NJ. c. A. recep-
ton TO men.
September 20-Men's mass meeting in Uni
versity Auditorium. p. IN.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-09-14
The NezO "CaN of the Wild'
K A = A N
Continued from last Issue)
By James Oliver Cny7cood

= Cob,ig 1914 Bob6s Merrill COMPANY
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-09-14
An Investment for You.

l want to reach some one who has
$4,000 to invest in a water power
project near the cotton belt. There is
a market already for part of the
power. Other fields of manufacture
available. If interested, correspond
with G. w. Pulliam, Milwaukee, Wis.
p.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-09-14

have saved 491 of the 500 words he
used in reporting the pitch and tar
situation" in Russia by simply say
ing: When the Germans pitch in the
Russians tar out.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-09-14

Americans touring Europe after the
war will find a more homelike atmos-
phere than ever before Consular
trade reports indicate that almost
everywhere they will encouter veter-
ans with New York and Chicago arms
and legs.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-09-14

Consul Gotschalk reports a great de-
I,2nd among the women of Brazil for
'dress-hooking contrivances. That is
our idea of no way for the consul to
refer to the iearth of Brazilian hus
bands.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-09-14

Consul Dumont's report from Flor
ence, Italy, that fast motors have eat
en- up so much of the Bologna road
that it has to be rebuilt indicates that
the Italian automobile is no vege-
tartan.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-09-14
WASHINGTON WIGWAGS
(By George Martin

BY United Press.
WASHINGTON, ID. c., Sept. IL
Commerce Department experts are
afraid that Manila's million-bale hemp
crop will flood the tampaign-cigar
market
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-09-14

The Interstate Commerce Commits
sion's cut in anthracite rates is pretty
bituminouS for the coal man.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1915-02-18
FINDS A CURE FOR PELLAGRA
All Skin Eruption Gone, Doctors Now
Convinced Mrs. Vaughn Is
Entirely We'll.

Mrs. G. H. Vaughn, Millville, Ark,
writes There is nothing | ever
could do but what 1 can do it now.
There is no sign of skin eruption.
One of our local doctors told me that
my cure was one Of the grandest
things that ever happened not only
for me, but for the whole commu-
nifty, to let them know that there is
a cure for pellagra.''
Cali the doctors that waited on
me are convinced that your remedy
is real cure"
There's the true word from a cured
patient. If you have Pellagra or
know Of anyone who suffers from
Pellagra it's your duty to consult
the resourceful Baughn, who has
fought and conquered the dreadful
malady right in the heart of the Pei
lagra belt in Alabama.
The symptoms-hands red like
sunburn, skin peeling off; sore
mouth, the lips, throat and tongue a
flaming red with much mucous and
choking; Indigestion and nausea;
either diarrhoea or constipation.
There is hope. Get Baughn's Big
Free Book on Pe1lagra, and learn
about the remedy for Pellagra that
has at last been found. Address
American Compromising Co., Box
1850, Jasper, Ala, remembering
money is refunded in any case where
the remedy fails to cure. Advt.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1915-02-18
Ie GentileS Are Debating

lambs blood desires Franks as a
trespass offering. He is supposed
to have money, therefore he is
guilty The priest infiames the mob
who say, Away with him, away with
him"
Mr.. Preacher can't you find a bet
ter business than bounding a proba-
BILE innocent, ibeling the only ethical
monotheismic creed on earth Stick
to your heather temple Bethel, and
leave the sons of the prophets alone.
Very truly yours,
ISAAC M. WISE.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1915-02-18

Cincinnati, Ohio
My Dear Sir; Ordinarily I would
refrain from replying to a letter con-
tanning such acrimonious invectives
as yours Of Jan. 25th, and while your
epistle thoroughly warrants a vitu-
perative reply, l shall not depart
from, but closely adhere to the in
yiolable punctiliO, even of Priest
Of Bethel
My letter to Mr.. Laidlaw, of New
York City, published in The Jeffer-
sonian, the only publication of it's
scope in the United States that had
the courage to give it in full, seems
to have aroused your antipathy,
causing you to burst forth in reverie
and raphsodies, which outrival an
cient mythology.
My reference to the Jews in the
article mentioned is not the product
of biased mind, indited during a
period of hallucinati0n, but a COM
position Of mind in possession Of
all faculties, and was written cool
headed and cOurageously and was
based upon actual experience with
the Jews.
1t was with a deep sense of regret
that l had to acknowledge my belief
and only this was evoked at the be-
hest of the New York ministers.
While l am persuaded to the be-
lief that you have sprung upon the
scene as an interloper and while
your abusive phrase0Iogy is wholly
unwarranted, and while one might
be indicated in the belief that Won
are charged with rancor and pre1u,
diced beyond degree, yet; I would
betray my loyalty to Christ, my de-
votion to the State Of Georgia and
prove an unworthy son Of the Pill
grim Fathers, should I utterly ignore
your letter.
The nearest approach I find in
Gods word to your text is in Amos
5-24: But let judgment run down
as waters, and righteousness as a
mighty stream"
Further reading Of this chapter
discloses that this is one of the la
mentations Of the great prophet
Amos, over the House of Israel. He
says: 'The virgin Of Israel is fall
len: She shall no more rise; she is
foTsaken upon her land; there is
none to raise her up" If this is in
favor Of your brotherhood, I fail to
see it. Israel had fallen and great
was the fall and why so: Eye who
turn Judgment to NORWOOD, and
leave off Righteousness in the EARTH
Is not this precisely what the Jews
are attempting in the Frank case.
''They hate him that rebuketh in the
gate, and they abhor him that
speaketh uprightly." There is no
wonder that [ brought down bedlam
Oh my head when 1 rebuked and
spoke for the right. "They afflict
the just, they turn aside the poor in
the gate from the right" The aflic-
ton perpetrated upon that innocent
poor girl in the gate of the pencil
factory defies all analysis. CAS- if
a man flee from a lion, and a bear
meet him; or went into the house
and leaned his hand upon the wall
and serpent bit him." A bear met
this Immaculate lamb in the pencil
factory, when she attempted to flee,
the ferociOus lion dashed upon her
and when she leaned her hand
against the wall expecting her salary
Of $120, the serpent struck her pure
hand and with bis venomous fangs
poisoned her virtue after choking
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1915-02-18

Continued on Page Ten,)
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1915-02-18

January 27, 1915.
Mr.. Isaac NJ Wise,
Attorney-at-Law,
9O4 Commercial Tribune Bldg,
Cincinnati, Ohio.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-09-09
The PolymurleI Garment

Some ladies I'm New York are az
work just now hunting for the philoso
piers stone. They claim to believe
that 'polymuriel" garment in femi.
nine dress can be designed that will
suitably clothe every type OF figure,
every age, for every occasion, every
day, from getting up to going to bed,
from the period when the girl first
comes out OF the nursery till she goes
to her grave.
The philosopher never found the
mythical stone that could turn every.
thing TO gold, Clothes problems. like
the poor. will be with US always. There
are ways and means OF eliminating
some OF the problems, and 1t is nos
sible to reduce all fractions except the
vulgar fractions" OF mathematics 10
their lowest terms.
But II is n foolish waste OF time
and energy to hunt for the impossible.
And 1t is impossible to find one style
of dress suitable for everybody.
Nobody who Is fastidious wishes ia
wear one costume from early mornina
till late at night. There Is a positive
psychological benefit in the bath and
change OF toilet that separate the
working hours OF the day from the
hours OF relaxation. Not even two (oi
a collection of "polymuriels" that
could be worn alternately would solve
our clothes needs. Suitable clothes
for stfest and travel and business are
not suitable for indoor weaF.-.f'oile
Armstrong Whitney, In Good Health.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-09-09
Luke MoLuke Sayst

Loves young dream never dies of old
age
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-09-09
DULLED BY MONEY-GRUBBINa
Writers Criticisms Of the Relations Of
Most MIddle-cIass Fathers TO
Their Families.

Someone has said that the great
est effort OF civilization up to date has
been attaching man to the family"
writes Mary Ware bennett In the Gen.
fury. Very likely, but In many ways
the attachment has been bad for him
and bad for the family. II has devel-
oped in him a pernicicus type OF pride
which had led him to deem women and
children as possessions-a pride no
less false when sugar-coated with SEN
timental or chivalrous talk OF the my
wife, or mother, my sister, my chill
dren" variety.
Mems families have been for the
most part either a source OF this false
pride or else a milestone round their
necks; sometimes both. Most middle
class men are hopelessly dulled and
stupefied by mere grubbing to get the
family bills paid. In the "wage-slave"
class, both the men and the women
share the same stupid fate, the women
always getting the worst OF IL, how
never. for childbearing Is added to their
other labors. Men have been apt to
assume that their responsibilities to
women and children were wholly dis
charged by merely paying over cash.
without much personal service. Both
men and women have meant well, but
the men have been rather stupidity
selfish and the women stupidity un-
selfish.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-09-09
Our Daily Special.
We all listen when money talks.
Luke McLuke 8eysi

SNo mSGuko oaySi
Nearly every man imagines that
every incline Is at an angle of forty
five degrees.
man IL always willing TO give two
for one when he Is swapping kisses
II Is none of our business. But there
isn't much class TO n man who remem-
bers to remove the cigars from his vest
pocket before he hugs n girl.
When n man marries woman who
has an independent income he should
prepare for career In which she IL
always right and he Is always wrong.
Any married woman can tell you that
tho supply of excuses IL always away
ahead OF the demand
About the only racket that resembles
free for all fight between about 300
sparrows is that made by about TWEEN
ty women who are all Cabling Mt the
same time
The man who merely gives every
body the benefit of the doubt has n
pretty good religion.
Why Is It that when a mere chorus
girl marrles n grocery clerk she is al
ways "a noted actress" and he IL nj
ways the scion of n wealthy family"
The fact that man has none Of tho
small vices and doesn't smoke, drink.
chew or swear doesn't keep him from
getting his name In the paper with n
skirt as the skeleton I'm his closet.
y man knows that he IL picking out
a good wife even after experience has
shown him that he can't even pick
out n good cantcloupc.
whether or not a girl knows how TO
swim usually depends on whether she
likes or dislikcs the looks OF the man
who asks her II she would like 20
learn,
As rule. nm "ngriculturist" has "a
much success at farming as n journal
int" hns ut newspaper work.
No matter how peaceable man may
he. he always feels like taking n good
v'nllop at the human jelyhsh who goes
around whining that no isn't appreci-
ated
The mnn who II operating n 1000
Glue factory power pipe isn't the worst
neighbor you can have on the rear end
Of crowded street car. Once In
awhile you have hard lack ana draw
as side partner a lad who has per.
fume on his clothes
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-09-09

II Il sweet disposition helped any
when you are driving mule more
married women would have sweet dis
positions.
1t must be pretty hard for an under
taker TO visit a sick friend and not
talk shop.
The old fashioned man who used to
brng about having clear conscience
now has n son who brngs about hay
ing a good lawyer.
Ever notice that when a man pays
you back the five spot he borrowed
from you he always acts as though he
was doing you great favor?
Even II you don't own an auto you
should keep your muller closed
Every now and then you Will run
into lad who will buttonhole you for
a half hour 10 tell you that he IS man
OF few words.
a woman can come home I'm a taxi
and nothing f. thought OF It. but II her
husband comes home I'm a taxi the
nelghbors all know that no IL picked.
The old fashioned woman who raised
four daughters and kept them looking
cool and sweet because abe always had
q 10 cent box OF cOYnstarch on the bed
room dresser now has n daughter who
Is raising four daughters. each OF whom
has 10 have her pet brand Of talcum
powder and face powder.
There isn't whole lot OF difference
between seeking n position and dodg.
ING work.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-09-09
Wars Effects In Labrador.

The farreachlng influences OF IN
present war are illustrated by the
feet it is having on the Indian ant
half-breed trappers OF Labrador and
Hudson bay. SAYS an exchange. The
various companies which carry on the
traffic IN potts in this northern re
gion aFS eurtqiling their operations
and although steamers Of tho New
foundland sealing feet VIII go north
In the coming summer. as In previous
years, to take supplies for the fur
trading posts and to embark tho
stocks Of furs and FISH collected dur.
Ing the past twelve months. they Will
carry much smaller quantities of trad
ing goods and provisions than hereto
fore. This policy is dictated by tho
fact that since tho war began valuable
fufs hsvs been q drug in the worlds
markets, and iittlo prospect OF any
bettcrment is ioreghadowed until aft
or hostillties terminate and old time
conditions OF prosperity revive.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-09-09
Proper Caro- Of tho Eyes.

1t Is undoubtedly true that we do
not take sufficient care OF our eyes,
The eye Is too delicate an organ, how
ever, to be subjected 70 haphazaro
treatment. A sudden change from
very bright light to darkness should be
avoided. and II the eyes are weak the
prevailing color in tho room in which
one spends most Of the time should be
some tiHt that is helpful to the eye
sight
Do not read while lying down, when
rocking or when in a car. Do not use
the eyes before breakfast, and do not
read or sew in the sun, but let a good.
strong light fall over your right shout
der. Hold whatever you read on a
level with the eyes, and do not bend
over your book OF paper.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-09-09
A Gift?-YeS n Gift.

Compared with the price with 9th
ers Offering same kind of goods for
sale. There Ia a risk In buying any
KIND OF new goods-a saw, an engine.
a governor, brass valve, an oiler, a
whistle, or an injector You do not
take as much risk when you buy our
goods. saws particularly, because
they have been tested and all defects
remedied. We have a Brownen en-
CINE, twenty-five h. p., iron frame bolt
cd on blocks, exhausts under engine
has good governor. good sized band
wheel, no exhaust pipe, used but little.
price $l00-Your terms, ours. We re-
quire good paper bearing per cent.
interest. One engine taken off trac-
tor, l6 h. p, price 40. One traction
engine, 10 h. D., Russell make, write
for price and terms. Two new COVER
nors, 4 inch, new, $14 each. One 21b
Cooper governor, s25, cost new 5000.
used but little. A 56-inch inserted
saw, hammered new set of teeth, used
but little. One inserted tooth saw.
% inch, ready for use, Sx9 gauge, $45.
One % inch, hammered, ready for use,
$40. Several solid tooth saws, one 81
inch, $3.50. Sx9 gauge, so inch saws.
$l5 each, under this $40. Some as low
as 50. Injectors. Swift's lubricators.
half price New valves, brass whis-
ties, all brass fittings new, half price.
Band wheels 1i5 cents per pound.
One heavy balance wheel, cast, same
as new, weight about 1900 pounds.
$50. New machinery, Russell make.
threshers, saw mills, traction and por-
table engines these goods have no
superiors and are sold I'm all grain
growing countries Don't see us until
you write us. Saws and fittings are
cash with order Saws are Jas. OhIen
g. Sons make
WIN. VI. KINCAID.
Cameron. Marshall CO.. w. Va
3G-12t
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-09-09
SOME ANTIDoTES FOR POISON
Worth Preserving. Since Quick Action
70 the AlI-important Point to
Be Considered.

Tho FIRST thing TO do In case OF
poisoning is TO summon a physician
without delay, telling him what has
: Happened. so that he may bring a
stomach pump and other necessities
with him.
Tho next thing to do Is 10 give the
patient an emetic. The sooner and
more complete the vomiting. the bet
ter chance for recovery. Whatever ia
given should DO repeated and repeat.
cd until complete nausea empties the
\ stomach.
II there is tendency to drowsi.
ness. the patient must be kept awake
by exercise.
When It Is not known what poi
son has been taken, follow these direc-
lions:
Mix IN pitcher OF warm water two
heaping teaspoonfuls OF common salt
and one teaspoonful OF mustard to
each pin, OF water. Give glassful after
glassful until vomiting In severe.
Also give the whites OF ono or two
eggs or cupful OF strong black coffee
Carbolic Acid-Doses OF weak spir-
Its OF ammonia, II the patient can
swallow. Stomach pump as soon as
possible.
y Oxalio Acid-Magnesia OF chalk and
water In large doses, repeated fire.
Quently.
Ammonia - Vinegar In frequent
doses.
Opium or Laudanum Emetio Of
mustard and water; keep the patient
IN motion and use q stomach pump
as possible. Also give strong
black coffee.
Acknowledgements; or better, fresh
~ prepared hydrated oxide OF iron.
Corrosive Sublimate-white OF eggs
mixed with water until patient vomits
freely.
Saltpeter-Mustard and water. Att
erward give mucilage and small d ses
OF laudanum.
OIL OF vitriol or Aqua Fortis-Large
doses OF magnesia and water.
Do not cease applying remedies
while waiting for the arrival OF a ply
stefan.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-09-09
NATURE UPLIFTED BY LOVE
Has Been the Means Of Broad
enlnp Hls Intellect.

Who has not loved q horse, a dog, q
cat or a bird? He has missed a re-
fining and softening influence in life.
There is something in our love for
animals that lies deep IN our hearts.
Why we love them is q question not
easily answered. II Is not animal In
stinct; that leads TO contempt OF an
inferior. The sick animal in a herd
or the weakling in pack is III treated
or killed by its fellows. Our love for
them comes partly from their depend
ence on US. Mans nature differs
from that OF lower animals; weakness
and dependence appeal to his tender
ness. Our love for an animal appears
TO lift It up out OF the commonplace.
The love and companionship that man
has given the dog has raised him In
the ranks OF creatures. II has In
creased his intelligence. He has even
gained some traits OF human beings.
In strength OF love and faithfulness
the dog exceeds most human animals.
And man loses nothing by companion
ship with animals. His intellect is
broader. he has wider and deeper sym.
pathy with all the world. His nature
is uplifted by the love he bears his
dog or his horse.
Kindness to animals and love for
them should be taught children from
their earliest years. II is duty OF
parents, OF teachers, of employers.
Some employers need to give more
care to how their horses are driven.
Boys driving delivery wagons are Oft
en- cruel from want OF knowledge. II
all were imbued with kindness for ami
mails, there would be little work left
for humane societies.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-09-09
IN SHADY NooKS OF LONDON
Among Them 10 the Herb Garden In
Chelsea That Was Originated
IN tho Year 1921.

There are sundry methods OF defy
Ing the heat wave that has swept over
London. says n recent Issue OF tho
London Chronicle.
Half minute from the roar OF
Fleet street you can rest beneath the
friendly shade OF tho trees OF Clinord's
Inn, or you can wander leisurely
through tho cloisters OF tho Temple,
pondering over Goldsmith and Lamb
and Dickens. But there IL an even
more romantic spot than any old-world
Inn that adjoins the street OF adven-
ture-the herb garden in the heart OF
old Chelsea.
Herb gardens were common enough
at one time In London. but Chelsea ia
the only parish that still has one in
being. and there Is rest and refresh
ment in visit to this haunt OF peace
and loneliness which at the present
day produces some OF the drugs that
figure in the pharmacopoeia.
Its history Is interesting. The ply
sic-garden was originated by Sir Hans
Sloane and handed over by him TO
the Apothecaries' company in 1721.
The garden was presented to tho COM
pany on condition that 1T should at
all times be continued as n physic gar
den, for the manifestation OF the pow
or, the wisdom. and goodness OF God
in creation; and that tho apprentices
might learn to distinguish good and
useful plants from hurtful ones"
Tho Apothecaries' garden is the old.
est botanic garden In London. It fs
included in the many interesting spots
visited by rambling parties arranged
by the Selborne society. an organiza-
ton which reveals the beauties and
curiosities OF London TO the Londoner.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-09-09
About thu Mace.

Probably not enc person In a thou
sand knows that when they see the
mace Of any city or corporation car
ried In procession It is carried upside
down. The glorihed head, with its or
namented scrollwork, carving, gliding
and decoration, is really the bottom
and not the top of the mace, for the
narrow end which used 10 bear a spike
is really the top, and in England when
the king is present the mace is al
ways carried with the small end up
ward.
The base, which started out by be-
Ing only a small knob, so grew in
years. both in size and ornateness,
that IL could not be carried comfort
ably In the hand. Hence the reason
for the reversal was for greater ease;
the heavier end or bare was carried
over the shoulder, and IN course OF
time came TO be looked upon as the
ton.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-09-09
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