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The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
TO KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE
Evidently Mr.. Jimso Was to Get
Plentiful Quantity Of Fresh
Air That Night.

Mr.. Jimso was in the habit of at
tending meetings which often de-
tanned him after the usual hour of re-
tirement One night he was exceed
ingly late. and his wife. after fretting
herself into a temper. went to bed.
determined to give her husband a
lesson. When she had been upstairs
about ten minutes she heard knock,
so. putting her head out Of the win
dow. she inquired:
''Is that you, Toni"
Yes. Kate: come and open the
door" was the answer.
What has kept you out SO late?"
asked his wife.
1--WE have been discussing the real
benefits OF fresh air." answered he.
We'll" returned his better half.
you can lecture tomorrow night from
experience" and down went the win.
dow with a bang.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10

There Is scarcely neighbor around me
who docs not use your medicine. Mrs.
J. F. JOHNSON, 4. No. Z, Box 80. Prince
ton. Illinois.
Experience of Nurse.
Poland, N. Yin my experience n .
nurse certainly think Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound Is . great
medicine. i wish all women with fe-
male troubles would take It. took it
when passing through the Change Of
Life with great results and always re-
commend the Compound to all my pa
tients If l know Of their condition in
time. Twill gladly do all Lean to belp
others to know of this great medicine.
Mrs. HORACE NEWMAN, Poland. Her
kimer Co., N. Y.
II you are III do not drag along until
an operation is necessary. but at once
take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Com pound. ...I -
IfyOu want special advice write
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co..
(confidentiaD Lynn, Mass.
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pedie.,. E,te. a, National Park.

Denver-Saturday. automobiles con-
tanning Secretary Mather. Governor
Carlson. federal, state and city Off
cials. the Chamber Of Commerce dele
cations, and hundreds Of other guests
left the Majestic building at Broadway
and Sixteenth street, Denver. under
the auspices of the Denver Motor
Club, and arrived at Horseshoe Park
at noon. where coffee was served to
the visitors by the Woman's Club of
Estes Park, following which formal
dedicatory exercises. presided over by
Enos A. Mills, the naturalist, were
held. and the world told Of the states
wonderful parks.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
ORDERS ELECT
oTFicERs NAMED BY KNIGHTS
AND PYTHiAN SISTERS.
Colorado Springs Made the Perma'
,nent Meeting Place Of the State
Grand Lodge.

Western Sewspspsr Union News Service.
Colorado Springs.-At= the annual
convention here the Colorado grand
lodge of Knights OF Pythias elected
the following officers: Supreme rep
resentative, William w. Wadley, Den
yer; alternate supreme representative.
Clarence M. Kellogg. Denver; grand
chancellor. E. B. Coulter. Greeley;
grand vice chancellor. DIR. f. l.. Fitch,
Denver; grand prelate. A. G. Wachter,
Montrose: grand keeper OF records
and seals, w. F. O'Brien, Denver;
grand master of exchequer, G. Fl. Win
chell, La Junta; grand master-at-arms,
F. Z. Olin. Pueblo: grand inner guard.
W. e. Smith, Brush; grand lodge trus.
tee, George E. Kennedy, Lafayette.
The Pythian Sisters selected the FOL
lowing officers: Mary NJ. Hicks. Tel.
luride. past grand chief: Lulu Brum-
ley, Dolores. grand chief; Mildred Mel
son, Paonia, grand senior; Flora e.
Nolan. Pueblo, grand junior; Jessie
Alger. Denver, grand manager; Ger.
trude Nelson, Idaho Springs, grand M.
OF r. and c.. Nellie B. Coston, Man
cos. grand M. of F.: Carrie NJ. Neeb.
Grand Junction, grand protector:
Catherine Shellenberger. Colorado
Springs, grand outer guard; Mary Am.
norman. Colorado City. supreme rep
resentative. four-year term: Margaret
Muckle. Denver, supreme alternate:
Alice j. Wirts. Denver. supreme rep
resentative for unexpired term Of Jo-
sic Cook. and Emma J. Terry, Boul-
der, supreme alternate.
Despite a determined effort on the
part of the Denver lodges. the state
grand lodge of the Knights OF Pythias
will remain in Colorado Springs, ac-
cording to action taken at the closing
Teeting Of the grand lodge. A reso-
luton was passed giving this city the
grand lodge permanently.
The lodge elected Past Supreme
Grand Chancellor Henry o. Brown Of
Texas as a life member of the Colo
RADIO grand lodge.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
BOTH Adopts IN DECEIT
How Signals Arranged For Between
Soldier and His Wife Really
.tiI Were Carried On.

The captain had not been long mar
ried when he was ordered into camp
To be sure. the camp was in plain
sight of the captains residence, but
then it was still separation: and to
tighten this terrible condition 1t was
arranged that the bereaved h isband
and wife should signal to each other
often with their handkerchiefs. It was
on the second day that the young wife
was seated on the porch reading. Tell
me, Jane." said she, "is the captain
still signaling?" N"Yes, ma'am." an
swered the maid. Then keep waving
your handkerchief. want to finish
this novel," At the same time, In
camp an officer from an adjoining
company stepped up to the captain.
Il say. old fellow" he asked. why do
you keep that man out there all day
waving handkerchief" oh, it's
merely a bit of signal-code practice for
him."
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10

In Time Of Due Prepare for Drought.
Brother Cassius Cautious kush came
forward to be baptized at the colored
.campmeeting. The parson was tired
of baptizing brother Cassius and said:
"Waffoh you always come forward
to be baptized, into the fold? You
done been baptized II times. Use bap-
tized you my own self every fall. since
the big woods burned and Marse Hon
eycutt died f'om ober-exertin' hisself.
Amt dat de truf?"
Amen" said Cassius.
"How many times you-all expect to
be baptized, dat's what AK ye?'
Il reckon" replied Cassius Cautious
Kush. I'll be baptized every year.
De oftener I gets dis mortal clay
soaked down. de safer I'll be from
sparks on dat great day when de world
am all on fire. Hallelutah! Judge.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
SPORTING NEWS
ss...lInx of w-.tern L-.

Henry Todd won the national stal,
lion futurity Of $lO,435 for 3.yearold
trotters in straight heats at Yonkera
~. Y. Time, 2:11&, 2:12is.
Over a track which trainers esti-
mated to be from three TO four sec
ond slow, Directum I. paced a mile in
2:O2A at the grand circuit meeting at
Empire City park at Yonkers. n. Y.
The first big event of the grand cir
cult trots. the 2:OS trot for a purse of
$4,000, was won at Yonkers, N. Y, in
straight heats by Peter Scott. Best
time 2:0A. Worthy Prince was Sec
ond, and Lee Axworthy third.
Rube Marquard will hurl for the
Dodgers in the future. The deal with
the Giants went through at New
York. 1t is understood Brooklyn paid
$2,50O for the rube, and that the let
ter consented to salary cut from 81.
900 to $4,000.
Announcement was made that "Ber
Bolt" carrier pigeon. had estab
lished new long-distance flight OF
approximately 1900 miles from Nor
walk, Ohio, to Los Angeles, Cal. II
made the trip In days, 8 hours, 81
minutes and 10 seconds.
GENERAL
Plans were launched in New York
for suffrage parade on Oct. 90, which
the promoters expect will be the great.
est in point of numbers the world has
known.
Kentucky Democrats in their state
platform convention at Louisville in
dorsed the administration of Presi
dent Woodrow Wilson, and declared
in favor of his denomination in 1916
After preparations had been COM
pleted to hold the funeral of Gen Pas
cual Orozco at the Mexican Methodist
Episcopal church, the OroZco family
| Cancelled the plans and announced that
the funeral would be held at Ell Paso,
Tex, and the body inferred in an Ell
Paso cemetery.
An officer OF the White Star liner
Adriatic. which arrived in New York
from Liverpool. declared that the Ger
man submarine which sunk the
Arabic. had been caught in a steel net
| and the U-boat's crew were now pris.
oners in England. He added that
within the past sixty days the Brit
ish have captured no less than fifty
German submarines in the nets.
Foreign exchange rates reached
their most serious stage Tuesday with
an overnight break Of 2ia cents in
sterling, the English pound selling in
the New York market at SASSY.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
Acquitted for Staying wife's Lover

Fort Collins-Ralph Bradley, for
merly of Fort Collins. was acquitted
at Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, of the
charge of numbering Harold Smith,
whom he believed had alienated the
affections of Mrs. Bradley. Mrs. Brad.
ley was formerly Miss Edith Samuels
Of Fort Collins. an heiress. who eloped
with Bradley year and half ago.
going to Idaho. where her husband
was arrested on the charge OF abduc.
ton. Later Bradley and his wife went
to White River Crossing. near Edmon.
ton. where they became acquainted
with Smith.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
DisenchantinQ.

A party Of young men and women,
members of a sketching club, were
motoring along a country road. Just
within the fence on the left grew in.
Vulnerable graceful stalks, each bear.
ing globes of pale green that shaded
into gray and purple.
How enchanting" exclaimed one
young woman.
DO tell u.s." said another young
woman, equally enthusiastic. to a gar.
dener standing near. what those beau.
oo-tiful things are"
Them? Them's onions gone to
seed New York Times.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
Odd Fellows to Meet October 1s.

Colorado Springs.-The state con-
vention of Odd Fellows. to be held in
Colorado Springs beginning Oct. IS,
is expected to bring 1000 visitors.
Pixies Peak lodge No. 3S. which was
recently affiliated with Colorado
Springs lodge No. 140, will have
charge of the big gathering, and it
promises to be red letter event in
fraternal annals of the state The
Rebekah lodge and the encampment
will convene on the opening day and
the grand lodge sessions will open
Oct. 10.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
NEGLECT YOUR SCALP
And Lose Your Hair. cutleura Pre-
vents It. Trial Free.

Cuticura Soap shampoos cleanse
and purify the scalp OF dandrun while
the Ointment soothes and heals the
irritated scalp skin. Dandruff and
itching are hair destroyers. Get ac-
quainted with these supercreamy emol-
lients for the skin and scalp.
Sample each free by mall with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura. Dept. Ky.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
FOREIGN

| = S4SSASAN
Count Guicciardini. former minister
OF foreign affairs in the Italian cabi
net, is dead
Felix Poppenberg. widely known
German essayist and historian. died
at his home In Berlin.
Antonio Flores, former President 0
Ecuador. died at Geneva. Sefor Flo
res was elected to the presidency o
Ecuador In 1883 and served the tern
of four years.
Robert Beck OF Chicago, who waf
made deaf and dumb by an injury sus
tained while fighting with the British
army. suddenly regained his speech
and hearing.
/, German business men have trans
mitted to the United States an offe
TO buy 100000 bales OF cotton. Th'
price offered was Is cents a pound
payable on delivery Of the cotton IL
German harbor
The Berlin press hears that former
Secretary of State Bryan is coming
to Berlin and promises a reception
worthy of the cause he SO eloIuently
advocates" the Amsterdam cores
pondent OF the Exchange Telegraph
wired.
The Berlin National Zeitung pub
fishes leading article under the
heading: Wilson. Bryan and Roose
velt." which is noteworthy for Its
friendly tone and for the ungrudging
admiration expressed for President
Wilson.
Political circles in London took the
view that Germany's yielding to the
United States will have little II any ef.
feet upon the negotiations now pend
ing between Great Britain and Ameri
ca for a modification Of the British
order In council.
The first definite announcement
from the government that Poland will
not be restored to Russia when a
peace treaty is signed was made by
the German chancellor, DR.. Won Beth
man.Hollweg, in opening the sessions
Of the reichstag at Berlin.
Reliable compilations Of the damage
done by the typhoon which swept ovel
Shanghai on the night of July 80 show
that at least 500 lives were lost. large
/ ly through drowning and that abou
| $5,OOO.OOO worth OF property was de
stroyed. Shanghai has not suffered
such storm in thirty years.
The steamer Corwin arrived at
Nome, Alaska, from trading trip at
Cape Serge, Siberia. The natives
along the Siberian coast had. heard
nothing of Vilhjalmur Stefanson. the
explorer. who, with two companions
left Martin Point, west of the mouth
of Mackenzie river. March 90. 1914.
Naval officers in charge OF thu
wrecked United States submarine F-4
In dry dock at Honolulu, T. H., indi
Gated that there was scant hope o
establishing the identities of the twen
| ty-one remaining bodies still in tn,
after compartment of the vessel. Tn,
remains, OF which little is left eS
cept bare skeletons. were locate:
mixed with the debris Of the sea.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
Motorcycle Injuries "TroubIe" Man

Pueblo.-Michael Joseph. 23. en-
r.oyed by the Arkansas Valley Rail
way, Light and Power Company as
trouble" man, was perhaps fatally In.
jured when his motorcycle collided
head-on with an automobile three
miles east of Pueblo,
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
A Re., sport.

Them city fellers is pretty slick
but they can't fool me-" said Hiram
Waybacker. .
They couldn't interest you in any
of their skin games, eh?"
II should say not! Two o. them OF.
fered ter show me tn only German
submarine in captivity. Haw! Haw!'
"And what did you say to that?"
Il told EN- ter git out tn shells
an the pea. an Id make one guess
Jest ter keep em from bein' lone
some"
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
New Gold strike in cres.on

Cripple Creek.-Another rich strike
of ore has been made in the 1900
foot level of the Cresson mine on Ra-
ven hill This is the same mine in
which the big strike was made last
December. Estimates are that the
owners of the Cresson took more than
sl,OO0,00O worth of ore from the syl-
yGnite pocket found in December
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
IN ALL our
NE|GHBORAO0D
There Is Hardly A Woman
Who Does Not Rely Upon
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.
Princeton, Ill.-"lhad Inflammation,
hard headaches in the back Of my neck

and q weakness Al
caused by fem ale
trouble, and l took
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound with such ex-
cellent results that l
an now feeling fine.
l recommend tn .
Compoundand praise
It to all. 1 shall be
glad to have you
publish my letter.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
One Commandment Broken.

Bridget-The new neighbors want to
cut their grass, mum. and they sent
over to ask the loan Of your lawn
mower. ~
Mistress-Iend them our lawnmow-
er to cut grass on the Sabbath! Ger
tainly not! Tell them. Bridget, that
we haven't one.-Boston Transcript.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
Slayer. Of shespman Unknown.

Trinidad.-That Vine. MO Proyenzo
the sheepman murdered near Hast
ings, came to his death as the result
of gunshot wounds inflicted by some
person unknown was the verdict of
tN coroner's Jury in this city.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10

But If a man is foolish and doesn't
know it, it's sign that he has nt
wife to instruct him.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
Colorado Springs Editor Dead.

Colorado Springs. = Lawrence A.
Snyder, secretary-treasurer of the Ell
Paso County Democrat AMI part owner
in the Pixies Peak News, died of pneu.
monia after a brief illness.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
Pixies Peak Auto Highway Opened.

Colorado Springs.-The automobile
highway up Pixies Peak has beer
formally opened to Glen Cove. within
five miles of the summit.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
And Then Some

Would you call Henry Ford self
made mani
We'll. he's self.starter. any,
how"
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10

Some men manage to make little
noise in the world by rattling their an
cestors bones.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10

Better song in the heart than two
In the fiat upstairs.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
Kind He Liked Best.

She-You Ike melon, do you not
Mr. Bond.
He-Yes; especially the kind fire.
quently Gu. by large corporations.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10

Red Cross Bag Blue. much better. gee
farther than liquid blue. Get from an!
grocer. Adv.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10

You cant very well dodge the toll
gates on the road to Success.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10

smile on wash day. That's when you use
Red Gross Bag Blue. Clothes whittier than
snow. All Rrocers. Adv.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10

The art of blufiing lies in knowing
when not to.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-10
Putting His Foot In II.

Putting His Foot In II.
4. Niece-l do think you are clever,
aunt. to be able to argue with the
professor about sociology.
Aunt-lve only been concealing my
ignorance, dear
Professor Bilks fgallantly)-Oh, no.
Miss Knowles. Quite the contrary,
assure you.
A. to Voice.
"She says her voice is adapted to
all sorts Of music"
well. it seems able to stand any
strain"
The Detroit times., 1915-02-05
Woman Magnate indicated
BY Fate of Mike Mitchell
Chief Bender IL Strong
For Meditation Stun


Chief Bender. whose great pitch
ing helped the Athletics win many
Q championship. but who will next
season be seen with the Federal
league. Il not much on converse
ton. Bud Sharpe. stallings' right
hand man on his plantation In
Georgia. recently told of an expe-
Renee which would Justify him In
describing the chief 90 quite re-
firing. Bender was 1t "The Mea-
dows" for q weeks shooting q
year ago. Bud went out with him
one day to act a. guide. They
never were separated moro than
three yards from each other. but
there was no talk. Bud waiting for
the Indian to start Il. He kept on
waiting. There was plenty Of
shooting and Bender got q bird at
every shot. Each carried lunch,
and about noon they sat down and
ate. not q word being spoken by
either. Lunch finished. Bender got
up and liked. Bud following. About
8 IN the afternoon Bender sudden
ly turned on Sharpe and said:
Say. know how Frank Smith
throws that curve ball" II was
the first word spoken by Bender In
the eight hours they had been out.
Bud was so surprised that he near
ly dropped his gun.
The Detroit times., 1915-02-05
What's This!---Somebody Admits Ban
Johnson Is Not All Safe Cracker
Cyan johnson Is enjoying novel ex

Ryan Johnson IL enjoying novel ex-
c2ce while in New York this week
M the schedule meeting of the Amer.
Fan league magnates. The Gotham
port scribes are handing him all
|orts Of bouquets. The occasion for
|hese unusual scribblings In the com
Sletion Of the sale Of the Yankees to
Fol. Rupert and Capt. Huston. Bans
perseverance, Ia given credit for the
completion OF the deal. and he Is being
Congratulated accordingly. One sport
Yriter concludes his bouquet role a.
blows:
I'VE confess that full many a time
nd oft we have fnarveled that a man
Bans temperament could 80 get the
tart OF the baseball world as to prac-
cally corner the business Of Juggling
be palm. We confess that we regard.
d him as Just q rotund bloviator, con.
fantly surrounded by an atmosphere
hat would founder a fleet OF Yep
elins. and we do not now admit that
The Detroit times., 1915-02-05
AH But IiD0 of Jack Dunns $4,000
Sextef Are AGAIN Minor Lp00upr

carload trusing
Dunn or
the minors Birdie
Long shore Red Sox
sent up the sticks ali fyered
SIX
OF
league probably win
optional
Daniels and Derrick
good
be charged I 1890
Twombey Daniels DAME
S m League club Claude Derrick looked the
Louisville Derrick had all the physical attributes OF
and life by
sens s sons game for his new american association
George stnss would call Constant empaion He
about the major league atmosphere that does
pertinent for he has commanded high purchase
The Detroit times., 1915-02-05

We have entirely changed our views
OF him In some respects. But know
ing. as every sporting writer in New
York knew. the obstacles Ban had to
surmount In this deal, we have to con-
cede that he Is just about the all
firedest. perseveringest man In base
ball.
by nature waver Of red flags In
the face Of vested authority and at
heart a HEAVIER OF bombs at the throne
Of baseball cars. magnates and such,
we do not love Ban Johnson, and We
do not think We shall ever love Ban
Johnson, but that does not prevent us
from ballyhooing the discovery Of un-
suspected virtues In q guy.
THAT does not prevent Us from CIV
Ing credit where we believe credit is
due, and II Is our conviction that the
transfer Of the Yanks, coming at this
particular time. Is about the best thing
that could have happened for baseball
In general-and that Johnson is en-
titled to all the credit for IT,"
The Detroit times., 1915-02-05
Ziegler Who Neuer Was Lucky Chap,
NOU Wants TO Sell HOodOo Autos

NEW YORK Feb 6-wiliam ziegier. Jr, for
automobile
racing game and offered his cars for sale zesler
bit OF luck and thinks II about time
Among Zieglers
rated the best country however been
sailing under
debt 81
1914 Indianapolis
when well the last to
one the however practically
they started and.
danapos event. by virtue OF the fact that
only zIS cubic inches. II thought
disposnK OF them - " -
The Detroit times., 1915-02-05
HOLSTERS TO TRAIN ON
COAST, ANNOUNCEMENT

According to President McGill. OF
the Indianapolis American Association
club. the team will be taken to the
Paciic coast to train this year. Ar
engagements for exhibition games with
the Salt Lake City club were com
pleted Saturday when Manager CMn
Blankenship Of the new Pacific coas,
team visited Indianapolis. Games viii
De played at Salt Lake March 27 md
~ and the Tribe will play exhibitions
In Sacramento. Denver and Omaha
II ~ planned to take the team 70 ID
Paso. Tex, March and play two ex
hibitions with the New York Giants
The players OF both teams will be-
guests OF Jack Curley, promoter o,
the Johnson-Willard fight In Juarez or
March 6. y.
The Detroit times., 1915-02-05
BIGGEST TOURNEY
EVER, SAYS RYAN
A. b. c. Prexy To Drop Into
Peoria Next Week To Look
Over Arrangements

National President z. J. Ryan. OF
the American Bowling congress-. ex.
poets TO 20 TO Chicago on business
next wednesday, and viii probably
made q side trip Ct that time to Peo-
ria. where he will confer with the Of
f,cials In charge Of the national tour
uament there next month. Mr.. Ryan
IL giving every available moment to
A. 3. C. affairs. and expects the Peoria
pin-spilling fest TO excel all previous
Journeys. He 10 receiving assurances
Of entries from California to Quebec.
as he expresses II, and the indications
point to . record throng Of head pin
foes.
1T 10 hard, however. to make q
definite prediction a. to the number
OF entries" said President Ryan to-
day, cas- 80 per cent of the entries
will not be actually nled until the
last day, which 10 Feb. 49,"
The tourney viii open March 10. II
IL estimated that 20 teams will go
from Detroit. but that figure At pres
emit II not definite.
The Detroit times., 1915-02-05
State Title Race
Narrowing Down

The state basketball title seems Il
lie between the "Y' and Rayls, Of De
troit. and M. A. C. According to the
dope, the Aggies are much more sue
cessful on their home door than when
visiting. and the "Y" expects to even
up matters with the Farmers at the
game In Detroit. All OF the state
contenders have been defeated. o.
the Detroit teams. neither the Bur
roughs nor the Y. M. H. A. have been
defeated. They win play the Rayls
and should they keep their records
unsullied. they viii get crack at the
title.