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The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
TYR0L THE BEAUTIFUL
CHARMING SPOT IS TOO OFTEN NEGLECTED BY AMERICANS.
Mountains and Valleys in Delightful Tangled Jumble-Has Every Sort of Climate Found in the
 Rest of Europe

Austrian Tyrol, which is today In the public eye because of the strained relations between Italy and Austria, is one of Europe's healthiest prov. inces In the northern parts the air drifts pure and cool from the haunts of the glacier and pungent with fir and pine; and in the south it is soft with Mediterranean sunshine and fra grant with orange and lemon.
 Though Tyrol is land all-deserv- ing of the artist, the sportsman. the vacationist, and the mentally or phys ically ailing: though it is country where nature has been overlavish with beauty, and where there are more than $50 registered health re- sorts, it, nevertheless. has been com paratiyely neglected more especially by Americans.
 Austrian Tyrol forms a consider able part of the forbidding and diff cult boundary that runs between Italy and Austria. It Is q barrier more eff fectiye than the Vosges barrier be- tween Germany and France, or than the Carpathian barrier between Hun gary and Galicia.
 Austrian Tyrol is 10.305 square miles of Alpine mountains, etched with a wonderful and intricate design of valleys While there are fewer lakes in Tyrol than in Switzerland, and while the highest Tyrolese sum- nit, 12,79O feet above the sea level, falls far behind the monarehs of the Swiss Alps. yet the Austrian crown land yields nothing in charm by com parison with it's neighbor.
 Among the rock-strewn gullies of Tyrol Dante found the materials for his picture of the entrance to Hell. The main chain of the Alps crosses this region from east to west, and around it on all sides is a wild chaos of rock masses
 fyrol, though small. has more sorts of climate within it's borders than any other part of Europe There are parts of the croWn land where the winters are those of northeast Siberia and the summers are those of Franz Joseph land There are other parts. more  guor is hardly freshened by recur- ring winter
 Tyrol is primarily a pasture land. There is a little farming within the sheltered valleys. and some lumber ing. but, for the most part. the popu- lation depends for support upon it's fiocks and herds.
 Moreover, there is goats milk cheese prepared by the peasants of Tyrol that equals in it's mellow, fra grant beauty any product made of milk, whether from Erie, Neufchatel or Roquefort
 The population of the crown land numbers about 100000. of whom more than half are German-speaking. There is large Italian-speaking population in the valleys of the south.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20

You're bilious! Your liver is slug gish You feel lazy, dizzy and all knocked out Your head is dull. your tongue is coated; breath bad; stomach sour and bowels constipated. But don't take salivating calomel It makes you sick, you may lose a days work.
 Calomel is mercury or quicksilver which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel crashes into sour bile like dynamite, breaking it up. That's when you feel that awful nausea and cramp- ing.
 If you want to enjoy the incest. gen tlest liver and bowel cleansing you ever experienced just take a spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone. Your druggist or dealer sells you 50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone under my personal money-baek guaranNee that each spoonful will clean your
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
RESIN0L SPEEDILY HEALS
 ITCHING, BURNING SKINS

Resinol ointment, with resinol soap, stops itching instantly, quickly and easily heals the most distressing cases of eczema, rash. ringN letter or other tormentiug skin or scalp erup- tions, and clears away pimples. black heads, redness. roughness. and dand- ruff, when other treatments have proven only waste of money.
 Physicians have prescribed resinol for twenty years, while thousands who have been cured say. What resinoI did for us 1t will do for you" All druggists sell resinol soap t25c.) and resinol ointment t56e and $D.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
CALOMEL |S MERCURY, II S|CKENS!
 STOP USING SAL|VAT|NG DRUG
Don't Lose Days Work If Your Liver Is Sluggish Bowels
 Constipated Take .Dodson's Liver Tone.'-lts Fine!

sluggish liver better than a dose of nasty calomel and that it won't make you sick.
 Dodson's Liver Tone Is real liver medicine. You'll know it next morn ing because you will wake up feeling fine, your liver will be working, your headache and dizziness gone, your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular. You will feel like working: you'll be cheerful; full of vigor and ambition.
 Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely vegetable. therefore harmless and can not saliyate Give it to your childreni 1 Millions of people are using Dodson's Liver Tone instead of dangerous cal omel now. Your druggist will tell you that the sale of ealomel is almost stopped entirely here.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
YOUTH FOUND A WAY OUT
Proof That There Are More Ways Than One of Effecting Separation
 From Obnoxious Job.

A boy who went to work in the Ho- tel sherman running an elevator tired of the job and wanted to quit. He was told that 1t was customary to give notice and that he would have to stay until his month was up; that if he left sooner he might forfeit his pay.
 The next morning he stopped the ear on signal at an upper floor and Eugene Beifeid. son of the proprie- tor, got aboard
 Good morning. Gene. said the con ductor Fine day. isn't it?"
 Gene said nothing until he reached the managers desk. when he ex- claimed:
 Fire that fresh kid in the first ele- vator Pay him off right away as 1 don't want him around here another minute Chicago Herald
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
Old Sc hool Genius.

Robert " Chambers. the novelist. was talking about writer of the past
 They call him genius now said Mir. Chambers, yet he produced very little. There's au anecdote that tells the reason why.
 He was arrested one night and the magistrate asked him what his busi= ness was.
 The critics, he answered, haught- ily call me genius. your honor.
 Indeed said the magistrate. And how old are you?'
 'Forty-six
 Well, then, said the magistrate, its time you were weaned. pre- scribe steven days away from the bot tle.'"
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
For Acid.Prooflna Concrete Pipe.


 Patent rights have recently been awarded in Germany on a process for rendering concrete pipes acid-proof The method consists of coating the in terior of the tubing with asphalt, a thing which has previously been at tempted but not with satisfactory re- suits for the reason that the material could not be made to adhere perma- nently. In the new process a certain quantity of asphalt is mixed with the concrete before the pipe is nodded. When the cast has been made and the tube dried, the interior is sand blasted so that the particles of asphalt imbed- ded ill the concrete are laid bare. When hot asphalt is subsequently, coated over the inner wall of the pipe it immediately combines with the as phalt particles in the concrete, which serve to securely anchor 1t in place. There has been much demand for tub ing of this kind in industries in which large quantities of materials contain ing acids must be conveyed through pipe lines.-Popular Mechanics.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
The Easiest Way.

The witness said his name was Pat rick J. Dolan, but it did not sound right to Judge Wade, who quizzed him.
 You say your name is Dolan ?@ Yes"
 What was your fathers name?" "LeYinski"
 How did you get the Dolan?'
 eI came across the vouter two years ago. On the Vest seit Tolan he wants to sell his pizness-pottles and chunk He has a fine sign and I buy der sign. name and all That's why I'm Tolan."
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
Difference Between Miss and Mrs

A second grade teacher had diffi- culty i'll getting the children to distin- guish between Miss and Mrs. They would insist on saying one when they meant the other. Finally, to make the distinction more clear, she said John. what is the difference between Miss and Mrs.?"
 Whereupon John, one of the slowest children in the room, startled her with the answer, Mister"
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
His Pleasure

Fond Mother You will be five years old tomorrow. Willie and l want to give you real birthday treat. Tell me what you would like better than anything else. <
 Willie (after thinking earnestly for five minutes )-Bfing me a whole box of chocolate creams. mother, and ask Tommy Smith to come in and watch me eat them.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
Tanned Shad.

The housewife examined the shad on the counter.
 q don't believe it is strictly fresh. 7. she said It hasn't that pink tint around the gills"
 "Oh, yes, mum, it's all right" re- turned the fish man; but you see. mum, when q fish has been to sea for some time it's bound to get sort 0. tanned up.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
| oVe's Labor | ost.

CT had tough luck the other night" /" What was the matter?"
 q promised my wife to be home at ten o'clock"
 And didn't get home until two o'clock, I suppose"
 No, was home at 9:30."
 'I don't see any tough luck about that"
 My wife was fast asleep and l didn't get any credit for making good" Detroit Free Press.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
Named After Granddad.

A New York boy visiting at Port Jefferson. Long Island. asked an old fisherman why they call the outgoing tide the ebb
 Why, don't you know that2' said the fisherman. Its named after my grandfather, Cap'n Ebenezer Jones"
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
 Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless chill Tonic is equally valuable as Gen. eral Tonic because it contains the well known tonic properties of QUININE and IRON. 1t acts on the Liver. Drives out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds up the Whole System. so cents. = Adv
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
Exercise and Music Together.

Myrtle is in a quandary.e Whats the matter with her2" She loves music, but she needs physical culture"
 "Yes?"
 "But she hasn't time for both.s T can tell her a way out of the difficulty
 "Indeed2"
 Yes; just tell her to buy an ae- Cordions
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
His Choice.

"Unlucky at cards, lucky in love" "Humph!9 sneered the cynic. "Tt rather be lucky at cards"
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
A Bio One.

What did the star tell you was his favorite role?"
 He said it was the roll he got from his baeker.''
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20

The chances of being struck by lightning are four times greater in the country than in the city,
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
Never Chanoe.

'Is it true that men never forget their first loves? 2"
 Tt is if their first loves happen to be themselves. :"
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20

YOUR OWN DRJ GGIsT WILL TELL YOU Try Murine Rye Remedy for He'd, Weak, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelds; No Smartinx- just Rye comfort Write for Book of the Eye by mail Free Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

The many testimonial letters we are continually pulp fishing in the newspapers-hundredso of then-are all genu ne and unsolicited expressions of heartfelt gratitude for the freedom from suffering that has come to these solely through the use of Lydia E. PinkIlam's Vegetable Compound.
 Money could not buy any kind of influence obtain such recommendations you may depend upon that any testimonial we publish honest and true-f you have any doubt of this write to the whose true names and addresses are always given. and learn for yourself
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20

Japanese mills are suffering from a shortage of enffon supplies.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20

Millions of particular women now use and recommend Red Cross Bail Blue. All grocers. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
Difficult.

John, wish you would write nice letter to mother thanking her for the pleasant visit she paid us"
 Hadn't you better write it your self, dear? I'm afraid 1 couldn't make it sound sincere"
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20

Nearly all the sandpaper in use is. made with powdered glass.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
JUST ONE BONDS
 PILL AT BED TIME

will relieve that disagreeable Head ache. Sour Stomach Dizziness, Coat ed Tongue, due to an inactive Liver. Don't take Calomel, Bonds Pills are far better, and they will remove the cause You wake up well. 25e. All druggists Adv
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
 ImpOSS SSIDte.

Gladys claims to know every ole of the latest steps.
 "Oh, what fib,' Why, she told me only this morning that she hadn't been out of the house for a week.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20

Always sure to please. Red Cross Bal Blue. All groeers sell t. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20

Venezuela's exports in the last six months were valued at $15,000,O00.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20

The first balloon ascent took place in 17S3.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
The Point of View.

She-I am unable to analyze my feelings.
 He--I never try; prefer ecstasy to retrospeetion.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
Wooden.

The trees were leaving, and when the hackman came to take away the trunks the willows were weeping and the dogWood began 10 bark.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
From Hanover, Penn.

!, HANOVER, PA"I was very weak and suffered years and had no children Ey yda Pnams Vegetable Compound proved an excellent remedy for 1t made we'll After taking few bottles disappeared of the finest boy babies you sawAs RI0kRoDE R. FD No. 5 Hanover Pa.
 continue to suffer without first giving Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound a trial? You know that has saved many ohers-why should fail in your case?
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
Read this one from Mrs. Waters:

CAMDEN Nil sick for two years with nervous spells kidneys were affected had doctor all the gaaPe 3 battery but nothing did me good Twas not able to bed, became almost skeeton Finally my away for his health, and husband heard of Lydia Vegetable Compound and got In two months relief am like new woman and my usual weight your medicine to every and WATERS, 530 Mechanic Street. Camden NIL
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20

For 80 years Lydia F. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has been the standard remedy Y for fe- male Ili9s No one sick with woman's ailments does justice to herself if she does try this fa- nous medicine made from roots and herbs, it has restored so many suffering wome en to health. EassE*s5z@ NSrite to LYDIA E.PfNKHAM MEDICTNECO. GsSS (GONFEDESTEAL) LINN, MASS, for advice. Your letter will be opened, read and answered { by 9 woman aad held in strict confidence.
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20

DON'T VISIT THE CALIFORNIA EX- POSITIONS Without supply of Aliens Foot Ease. the anhsepdc powder to be shaken into the Shoes. or dissolved in the toot-bsth The Standard Remedy for the feet for 2S years If gives instant hot feet Ono lady writes "l enjoyed every minute of my stay at the E1positions thanks to Aliens Foot-Esse in my shoes. Get Ii TODAY Adv
The Monticellonian., 1915-05-20
irr,nortant ,n Mn,t,a-a

Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-05-13
Notice OF Sherift's Sale

by virtue of an execution in foreclosure and
order of sale duly issued by the Clerk OF the
Circuit Court Of the County of Hood River,
state of Oregon, dated the bth day of May,
1915, In n certain action In the Circuit Court
for said County and state, wherein W. Ii. Mus.
ser, as plaintiff, recovered Judgment against
OttOn A. Graham and Ida Nj. Graham for the
sum of Nine Hundred (0O.00l collars, with
interest thereon at the rate of q per cent per
annum from the 10th day of October, 1913, and
costs and disbursements taxed at forty -four
and forty onehundredths (sH i0l Dollars, and
the further sum sixty-eight (S6s.00l Dollars,
and the further sum of one Hundred Twenty.
Five tsl20 OO) Dollars attorneys fees.
Notice IL hereby gwen that | Will oh the
l2th day OF June, 1913 at the mont door of the
Court House in Hood River In said County,
at 10 O'Clock In the forenoon of said day, sell
at public auction 10 the highest bidder for
cash, the following described property, to.wit:
The north One-half OF the north one-half OF
the southwest quarter OF the northwest quar-
ter, and the south One-half of the northwest
quarter of the southwest quarter and the
southwest quarter OF the southwest quarter
aud the west one,ha OF the southeast quarter
of the southwest quarter of Section Twenty.
-Four (2lO Township one U,l North Range Fen
(lo) East of the Willamette Meridian, situat-
cd In in Hood River County, State of Oregon,
to satisfy the said judgment In favor of W. II.
Musser against said OrtOn A. Graham and Ida
Nj. Graham with interest thereon, together
with all costs and disbursements that have OF
may accrue.
mlS-n0 THoS. +. JOHNSON, sheriff
Dated at Hood River ore, May h, 1919.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-05-13
Notice Of Settlement OF Final Account
and Distribution of Estate

In the County Court of the State of Oregon,
for the County of Hood River:
In the Matter of the Estate of James X. Bel.
she, deceased
Notice Is hereby given that Anna Belshe,
as Administrative of the estate of James H.
Belshe, deceased. has rendered and presented
for settlement and filed in sale court her final
account of the administration of said estate
and petition for the distribution OF the same.
and that Saturday, the 18th day of June, 1915,
al the hour oflO O'Clock a. M, at the Court
Room in the Court House, in Hood River,
HOOD River County, oregon. has been duly
appointed by said court as the lime and place
for the settlement c said account and the
bearing of said petition for distribution, at
which time and place any person interested
in said estate may appear and file exceptions
in writing To said final account and contest
the same and show cause IL any, why final
distribution of said estate should not be
ordered.
Dated, Hood River, oregon, May 18th 1915.
ANNA BELSHE,
Administrators OF the Estate of James Il,
Belshe, deceased. ml3ji0
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-05-13
Notice of Administrative Sale of
Real Property.

In the County Court of the state OF Oregon,
For Hood River County.
In the Matter of the Estate off c. Mahaney
deceased.
Notice Is hereby given that pursuant to an
order Of sale ot the County Court for the
ounty of Hood River, State of Oregon, duly
made and entered ON the 29sh day ut Aprii
lglS, the undersigned Administrative OF the
Estate of +. {. Mahaney, deceased, will on
and after saturday, the 18th day OF June, 1915,
proceed 10 sell at private sale the south lO
acres OF the North - acres of lot in Section
!, township North, OF Range 10 East Of the
willamette Meridian, for cash in hand
Prospective purchasers may submit offers
TO purchase said real property to me, on and
after said date at the Office of A. j. Derby, First
National Bank Building, Hood River, Oregon
Dated ana posted this 9th day OF May, 1915
ElilNOR NJ. MAHANEY
mlS.jul0 Administratrlx
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-05-13
Club Wants Clear Roads

With only about 20 members present
the chief matter for discussion at the
Commercial clubs monthly meeting
Monday night was that of beginning a
campaign to have the grade at Mitchell
Point and between here and The Dalles
cleared of loose stone. Both these
stretches of highway are said to make
the passage of automobiles especially
difficult The road committee of the
club was instructed to take some action
looking toward the work of clearing
the roads.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-05-13
J. S. Kiser is Dead

J. S. Kiser died at his home on Pine
street Monday evening. The funeral
services were conducted at the hume
yesterday afternoon by Rev. w. P.
Kirk, interment at Idelwilde cemetery.
MIR. Kiser was a native of East Ten
nessee. For Is years he lived in Ben
ton county. Arkansas. He came to
Hood River in 1892. A wife and three
children, boy and two girls suvive.
He also leaves surviving a brother, j.
NJ. Kiser, Of this city, and two sisters.
Mrs. Betty McCuistion, of Hood River,
and Mrs. Ninn McCuistion. of Salem.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-05-13
Sportsmen will Go to Parkdale

Unless heavy rains prevent. a party
of about 20 members of the Hood Riv-
er County Game Protective Association
will go to Parkadle next Monday even
ing, where they will be guests at a
banquet, the piece de resistance of
which will be trout. Several sports
men from The Dalles are expected to
be present at the Parkdsle spread,
which is being engineered by such
noted nimrods as Robert Leasure and
Jake Lenz. The banquet and meeting
will take place in Mclsaac hall.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-05-13
Free Employment Bureau Begun

Cooperating with J. L. Morrison,
City Marshal Carson and Officer Smith
are now running free employment bu-
reau. When Tanchers want help they
communicate with Mr.. Morrison. who
at once gets in touch with the city
officers. The latter lose no time 10
getting into personal communication
with the numerous travelling population
that is now infesting the jungles Of the
Columbia. The men are offered work
II they refsue to accept the offers. the
officers make them move on up or down
the river,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-05-13
Notice 10 Creditors

In the District Court of the United States for
the District of oregon,
In the Matter of Alva l.. Day, bankrupu No.
3,0S In Bankruptcy.
Notice is hereby given that on the 30 day of
April A. d. 1915, Alva l.. Day, of Hood River.
oregon, the bankrupt above named, was duly
ndludicated bankrupt; and that the tirst meet.
ing OF his creditors Will be held at my offices,
Rooms SSOSSl Northwestern Bank building
Portland, oregon, on the 20th day of May, 1915,
at 1880 A, Nj, at which time said creditors
may attend, prove their claims, appoint a
trustee, examine the brankrupt, and transact
such other business as may properly come
before said meeting,
claims must be presented IN form required
by the Bankruptcy Act. and sworn to.
This schedule filed disclOSeS doubtful assets.
A, NJ. CANNON
mylSmy20 Referee In Rankruptcy
Dated May : 1918.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-05-13
Call for Bids

The School Board of School District
No II will receive bids for 30 cords of
fir wood made from sound body wood
and 6 inch face. Wood to be delivered
in the basement of the school house not
later than August 18th. Bids will be
received up to p. NJ the l4th day of
May, 1915. The Board reserves the right
to reject any or all bids.
BY order of the Board.
apo -my13 II. NJ. FRANCIS, Clerk
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-05-13
James WiShart's Barn Burns

Entailing heavy loss, the barn of
James Wishart, whose place is just
north of Parkdale, burned to the ground
early Monday morning, destroying more
than 10 tons of hay and large amount
of other feedstuif. A part of Mr..
Wisharts potato crop was also stored
in the .barn. Two fine young calves
were burned.
The origin of the fire has not been
determined. A neighbor discovered
the smoke as MIR. Wishart was leaving
for Parkdale.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-05-13
COdling Moth Emerging

In giving growers recommendation
for codling moth spray, Leroy Childs.
Of the experiment station, says:
"We are finding codling moth issuing
both in our breeding cages and in the
orchards of the Lower Valley. These
moths are now depositing eggs which
require period Of nine or ten days to
hatch. In view of these facts it will
besadvisable for growers to prepare for
the second codling moth spray between
the goth and 26th of the month. The
insects have not become active as yet
in the Willow Flat or Mount Hood dis
tricts -
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-05-13
s. s. Convention Next Week

The Hood River county Sunday School
Association will hold its annual conven-
tion here next Tuesday evening and
Wednesday afternoon. The chief
speaker of the occasion will be G. A.
Phipps, state superintendent of Sunday
schools.
There will be no session on Wednes-
day evening on account of conflict
with high school commencement dates.