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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-11-06
For THE PALIsADIAN :

eyes, indeed. But tell me how you
like the outcome of the election ?"
I'D vassent a outcome. Id vas 4
outgo for me. My hardy got id in
der neck, undt l vent down py der
seashore of der Hudson ribber defeat
r-r-r-oute."
"Were you running for office,
Hans ?"
"No, vas yust valkin' visltin' to
myself ven der pillow come"
"What were you trying for?"
"Der odder feller's scalp. He god
mine fairst. Pm all opp dree on
diss polidical pissness. l am con-
cludet in my own mindt dot der more
dimes you go indo a campaign nit
er goot name, err most sure you are
to come oudt midoudt your character.
A man who ISIS candidate can COM
NIT crime ven he vas tousandt
miles away ven it vas diddet. Dere
ISIS no excuse for candidate any
way. He becomes disgrace NIT
himself der minut he gets oop to
say somedinks in der campaign
But den watts der difference? Of a
man keeps schtill undt stays quiet,
dey say he is guildy of somedinks
anyway. OF he speaks oudt, he is
drying to cover opp Id don't make
some differences vich way der cat
chumps, der candidate has to look
both ways for Sunday. Der oldt say
ing, 'Keeb in der middle of der roadt'
vent did in bolidicks. You hat der
walk on Won sidt of der odder, or
else you gid pushed oferboardt any
way if you aindt purdy quick aboudt
id. l hat come to blinking dot boil
ticks is a Woodrow wilson plindt alley
as id dond't go movere mooch in bar
dickular anyway in cheneral speak
ing. l hat dried eferydink in boil
ticks, bud I issn't arrived yet. Der
more gid on der Winning sidt, der
more l wake oop undt fndt myself
in pocket. l hat shed dears of
my heardt laying awake night dry
ing to pick oudt vich way
dink is der safest blaze der chump
So l catch der right drain, but id
makes no difference If l dry Sey-
mour Kelly, he schimiles undt says.
Git aboardt der pand wagon. If
look at Vincent Sears, he says, Take
my car Den I neffer know we're to
git off rite py my station.
am almost sick to der stommick nit
boliticks. l hat dried so many sites of
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-11-06
PALISADlAN

der game undt dey ISIS both alike.
Ven you ISIS in, you are goot teller.
Ven you ISIS oudt, you hat to standt
vun sidt, blease-don't plock der
way. Dere ISIS no way l can recon-
Gle my countenance nit schmiling at
myselluf. I got diss plack aye at
der polls drying to vote for myself.
Id vas tie, so l missed Ply er eye
splash. Der piple says, Man, know
myself bud l amt even acquainted.
l will hat der git introduced. Der
way feel aboudt id ISIS, dot der only
blaze to standt ISIS in Woodrow Wilson's
shoes, but he has only god vun bair.
Dots der reason nit Teedy Rosen-
fldt. He hasn't god no shoes at all.
He stands in pumps yum minnit undt
der nexdt he is wearing poots. Efer
since der election hat dried to
findt er excuse for myself being
fool, bud nopody will make me any,
so l must pc der goat"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-11-06
His Apology

The young son of the family, who
had been out to luncheon at little
friends house, was asked by his
mother on his return whether he had
been a good boy, says "The Pitts
burgh Chronicle Telegraph" He
hesitated moment and then an
swered eyes"
"You don't seem to be very sure
about the matter" said his mother
what did you do?"
ooh, l just spilled my chop in my
lap" he replied.
Ibid you apologize to Mrs
Brown"
eyes," he nodded.
"Tell mother what you said when
you apologized."
"Oh," came the quick response, 81
said, Excuse me, but that's what
always happens to tough meat"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-11-06
Taking Rank

Say, Artie, dear,
That stunt you pulled
Might make you famous
If only you but knew
How well it looked!
And perhaps
You do, for you are
Some juicy peach
When it comes to doing
Things up brown in the
Practical line of pol
Itics
And SIGH.
| am a pesky guy, I
Will admit.
But you, too, must take
High rank
For you recall how in the
English sense
Some meaty things that they
Call "high" are
Simply rank
That's what!
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-11-06
Hans LObert.

II a n S L o b e r t
S t o o d at the Pail
SADIE junction on
S u n d a y carrying
on his face a for
lorn look.
GOOD morning,
'Hans!" said the re-
porter.
"Vell, gluten NOR
gen mysseluf! Id
ISIS a nice day oudt, "
he added.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-07-30

disease has been traced in many
cases to the kiss, and for this rea-
son we have waged war on oscillation
in Dominica. The "pat-pat" is the
accepted form of greeting in our
country and I advocate that in the
interest of humanity the health au-
thorities of the United States launch
a campaign to establish the pat
pat" as the standard method of sa-
IUting in this country"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-07-30
HIGH LIGHTS ON FALL FASHIONS
BY Betty Brown


The new tailored suits will be short
coated, almost as short as the Elton
Jackets of summer time.
Short coats mean short skirts
from five to seven inches is the length
the designers predict for fall and win
ter street suits.
Summers riot of color will sub
side with the fall The new cOlOrs
are in such subdued shades as dark
green, purple, gray, and, Of course,
navy blue.
The long separate coat which
gained some popularity last winter
will be in the forefront of fall and
winter styles.
Furs won't be worn for months to
come. but cunning little scarfs Of
knitted silk or wool are already
adjoining the necks, or rather the
shoulders, of well-dressed girls.
Hats for the early season are large
and made on sailor models.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-07-30

HOW A WOMAN DECIDES THAT
SHE NEEDS A VACATION
BY Frank H. Williams
1 believe I'll have a liver stew for
dinner.
Mrs. Jones certainly got in an aw-
full stew when she saw the Smiths
maid wearing the same kind of hat
she's bought.
The MADE in America" goods
aren't as good as those made abroad.
America is where women aren't
getting their rights.
Harry says it's a pleasure for him
to see Pugilist Kid Punk shoot in his
Iefts and rights.
Men have lots of pleasure.
Women should have more pleasure.
1 should have more pleasureS
will have more pleasure, my
nerves demand it.
My nerves are very bad.
III tell Harry tonight about my
nerves and leave next week for a
month at the seashOre!
copyright, 1915, by Newspaper En-
terprise AssociatiOn.)
The Oskaloosa herald., 1915-10-21
MOTHERS JEWEL BAND
Maxine Abbott Chosen President of
Methodist Organization.

The Mothers Jewel Band of Central
NJ. E. Church were entertained by
Mrs. DIR. Marsh Williams and daugh.
tiers at their home, AS North Third
street. After a song by the children,
Thelma Rhynesburger led devotions
Maxine Abbott presided Twenty-Five
were present. Three new members
were received. Election OF officers re-
suited in Maxine Abbott president;
Alberta Beard, Vice President; Fran.
els Redman, recording, secretary and
superintendent. treasurer and CORES.
ponding secretary Literary program
was as follows: Recitation, Floyd Cas-
tie: Reading, Francis Redman; Piano
Solo Maxine Abbott; Recitation Doro-
thy Norman; Reading. Carl Gosse.
link Song by the band, Lucille Rey-
nolds presiding at the piano. Fhe
children taking advanced ground and
are enthusiastic over their part in
Home Missionary work Mrs. Williams
and daughters proved themselves roy.
al entertainers. Delicious refreshments
were served. All went home feeling
that it is worth while to belong to an
organization that stands for God, home
and native land.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1915-10-21
MARRIED FIFTY YEARS
Mr.. and Mrs. Neal Mccartney Cele-
brate Memorable Anniversary.

Mr.. and Mrs. Neal McCafIrey cele-
brated the Gftieth anniversary of
their marriage, their Golden We'd
ding" Tuesday at their home south
OF OskaloOSa, gathering about them
a cOngenial company of relatives
and intimate friends and most de;
lightful occasion was experienced. A
three course luncheon was served,
special music on violin, piano, yictro.
la rendered, and other entertainment
experienced. Colonel F. ID. West of
KinsIey, Kansas, who came for the
occasion was postmaster and made
an address appropriate 10. the day,
and was followed by remarks by 9TH
eIs of the company. Col West was
present at the wedding of, the young
people. 81, .. '-...'. ~
Fifty years ago. October 10. 1861.
occurred the marriage OF Neal Nc
Caffrey and Miss Mamie Haverfield,
at Cadiz, Ohio. The bride was a
sister of Senator Hayerfield of Ohio.
Shortly after the wedding the couple
came to Iowa. settled in Mahaska
county and have resided here con
tinuously ever since. .a. -.
Dinner was served at ~ o'clock.
William. Buffers came out from town
and made a photograph OF the com.
pany. Four. generations OF the Me-
Caffrey family were represented in
the group. 1t was an enjoyable oc.
casion for all and the congratulations
of friends, neighbors and relatives
we're manifest in numerous ways.
| The guests participating were:
Mr.. and Mrs. John Jameson, Mr., and
Mrs. John Arnold, Mr.. and Mrs. Dav.
i'd Ankeny and daughter Edith, Mr.
and Mrs. James DeBoard, Mr.. and
Mrs. Eli Arnold. Mr.. and Mrs. Ed
Brubaker and daughter Caryl Mr..
and Mrs. Frank LLOYD, Mr.. aud Mrs,
Henry Moore and daughter Louella,
Mr.. and Mrs. A. ". Allsup and SON
; Mr.. and Mrs o. A. McMain, Mr. and
Mrs. ], c.. McCaffrey, Mr. and Mrs
John L. Love and son Max, Mr., John
whitman. Mrs. William Moulton, Col
f.. d. West of Kinsley. Kans., Mr.
John Switzer and daughter Annie,
Miss Mary Hayerfield, Miss Mamie
Mecaffreyy Mr. A. w, McCafirey.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1915-10-21
Dispositions Of Various Matters by
/. L slnge Judge and Jury .1r. y.


District court was reconvened yes
terday afternoon at 1870, after a re
cess since Friday. First hearing was
given to the case of Daniel T. Beals
VS.. Thomas Beals ct al, and the de
PENDANTS order for time to plead was
set aside. Default of defendant, trial
Was heard and decree quieting the
title9was granted as plaintiff prayed
7-'Watland Bros VS. Frank Holdings.
worth, discussions were heard and q
Judgment against plaintiff for costs
Of the case was given, if the costs
are not paid during the term of court,
W.~P. Sopher VS.. Minneapolis & St
Louis Railway Company, in which
damages are claimed for the loss o!
stock. Trial1was begun, the jury called
examined, accepted and sworn TO try
the case, and the opening statements
heard. Evidence for the plaintiff and
the defendant was heard, evidence
closed and the opening arguments for
the plaintiff by Mccoy were heard,
and the case continued until today.
Concerning the last will of Lizzie
B. Heininghaus, decd, and Marquis
Barr was appointed executor without
bonds.
Final report was heard in the es.
tate of Angelina Hoover and the re.
port was approved. Distribution OF
properly ordered.
In the matter of the Guardianship
of Dwight Goddard the Guardian was
authorized to pay 500 Tor schooling
of the ward Glen Goddard as prayed
In the natter OF the guardianship
of Aart Delieer, George G. Glass ap.
peared for his ward. Final report of
the temporary guardian approved, and
Aart DeHeer found TO be Of sound
mind, the guardian was discharged.
The last will of William Newberger
was admitted to probate and Art Op
panheimer appointed executor with
ont bond. '~.''.' e Pc.
Last will of Israel NJ. Gibbs, notice
OF probation ordered given, and hear
ing was set for Oct. Both, 1915.
The attention of the district court
was given Yesterday to the case of
w. p. Sapher,.ys. NJ. e. st. l.. Railroad
Company,nla ckafm flor damages for
one hay, mare which was killed by
the Ma St. l.. Railroad on the night
Of Jannaryr2i 1913. The case was
continued from the, Monday session,
and after hearth gall arguments and
having made all examinations the
court instructed the jury and they
left the court room at 10;45 a. M,
returning to the court room at $50
p. m, with a verdict for the plaintiff,
in which, they gave Mr.. Sopher a
verdict of $451.26, and assessed the
costs Of the case to. the defendant.
This iamount lis, twice the value of the
horse, plus interest, as provided by
law, which requires a prompt settle
mentC for live stock killed.
Louise. Shell VS.. h. b. HI. Davis, for
notes, was settled out of, court and
the costs Of action so far paid.
The case of r.; W. Beaver vs.. c. r.
Thomas went by default of the de-
'Eendant and the clerk was authorized
to assess the costs OF the case. '..-.-
In the matter OF the guardianship
of Elmer Schneider, 4 petition to sell
real estate, a notice Of hearing was
ordered given.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1915-10-21
SIR CARSON QUITS
BRITISH CABINET
ATTY GENERAL RESIGNS IN
FIGHT OVER coNscRIPTIoN.
ROW WAS OVER THE BALKAN WAR
Times Hints He Saw BIunders in
DardaneIIes Campaign Sir Ian
Hamilton Ousted as Chief Of
Forces Opposing Turks.

London, Oct. 19.--The first break in
the coalition cabinet organized after
the Kitchener criticism of last spring
came when Sir Edward Carson, attor.
ney general, announced his resigna.
ton, The government has made no
announcement of the break.
. Carson's detection was the result OF
the strenuous fight he has made it,
the cabinet in favor of CONSUMPTION.
With only one or two supporters he
has held that the only way England
can raise an army sufficient to insure
victory of a permanent nature is by
compulsory military service. -"
May Bring New Cabinet.
The attorney generals resignation,
which had been predicted for several
days, has created;a crisis which may
force Premier Asquith TO name an.
other entirely new cabinet. Coming
so soon after the resignation of NJ.
Delcasse, the French foreign minister,
in similar disagreement in the
French cabinet over the sending OF
an expedition to Serbia, the English
crisis has tremendously affected pub.
lie opinion. which is fearful that the
internaf' strife among the allies will
have depressing effect upon the mill!
tary authorities in the present critical
situation on all fronts.
~ General Hamilton Removed. """1
simultaneously With the announce.
ment by Carson of his resignation
came the announcement that Gen! Sir
Ian Hamilton had been relieved of his
command of the allied troops in the
Mediterranean and replaced by Gen.
Sir c! c. Monro. d -"
The action is believed to be the di.
rect result OF the widespread criticism
OF the allies failure to break through
the Dardanelles. The tremendous
casualties which this effort has cost,
estimated s'be $4,000 have been at
tributed to poor geHefalship. ~ %1e'
Carson Saw BIunders. ~"'
A resignation from the cabinet is
regarded as showing grave national
crisis. 't"+ e.. ma 49," ..."
No resignation is tolerabIe at this
stage the Times said few hours be,
fore Sir Edward quit, except in the
case OF a man who has foreseen a long
series OF btuntters, into which the want
OF policy has led, us and has striven to
warn his colleagues and has failed.
That, we must assume, IS Sir Edward
Iarson's case '."
DardaneIies Also an Issue,
The Dardanelles campaign and the
Salonikf expedition are said to have
E?en bones OF contention. Seine OF
the cabinet ministers are said to have
favored abandoning the Dardanelles
-rmpaign 49,"
Besides, it is reported there is in
certain quarters much criticism of the
landing OF French and British troops
Et Saloniki TO help Serbia.
Sir Edwards views on these issues
have not been officially revealed.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1915-10-21
MEMORIAL ORGAN HERE
And is Being Installed in The Con-
/ gregational Church. wa

The Haskell memorial pipe organ
for the Congregational church. High
avenue and Fourth street, has arriy-
ed and will be installed Immediately
Workmen are engaged in unpacking
the parts with Mr.. T. R. Bender from
the factory in charge. Erection and
installation of the organ. will require
about ten days and the instrument
will be ready for use by Saturday,
October 90. Nor will the regular
church services OF next Sunday be In
conyenienced in any way. While
the auditorium now gives place to
many of the parts as they are I'm.
packed from the travelling crates and
cases, these will be out Of the way
and removed BY Sunday. XII
The Oskaloosa herald., 1915-10-21
THE REVIVAL MEETING
Annual Session of Members Also
Held at Christian Church. go.

After the Monday night rest, the
audience came up to the Tuesday
evening service fresh and eXpectant.
The crowd was the largest it has
been on any week night SO far; % :
The Dorcas class, the class Of
young ladies taught by Miss Reid,
had a section reserved for them and
came in a body. y,,
Mr. Hickman conducted fine song
service. The. audience participated
with splendid ZEAL $50. .:..
Mr.. Paris spoke on. Gods Chal-
lenge to the Church. His text was
Speak unto the children OF lsreal
that they go forward" Elk. 14:l5. 1t
was a stirring message TO the church
and did others good also. There
were two confessions. by husband
ard wife, at the close OF. the sermon
Following the opening service
came the annual meeting of the
church. Mr.. MILFORD Hull the chair
man of the general board, presided
and made appropriate opening re-
marks. Then followed the annual
reports of all the departments and in
every. instance there was indicated
progress. "H ."~
The sunday ScnOOI, Ine 'lauleS Alu
Society, the Philadora Club, the
Anna Cowdrey Mission Circle. the
Christian WOman's Board of Mis-,
sions; the Christian. EndeaVor, the
pastor, the clerk, and the treasurer
were all represented. The, reports
were listened to with great interest,
and tended to inspire the church
with confidence in its increasing abil.
ity to do greater things the coming
year ......... .. d
After the, reports Messrs. Porter
and Fleener gave, brief inspiring
talks. InteTspersed through the pro.
gram there was some very appro-
pirate music. arranged b. Mrs. Thorn,
as, the chorister. This consisted OF
a solo BY, Agie Holmes. piano duet
by Mrs. Bowie and Mrs, Yer Ploeg
and vocal solo b. Miss Mabel Ware
Refreshments were served after
the program, h. the. deaconesses
ard a, social time greatly enjoyed.
On the whole the evening was q de
cided success from the standpoint of
both the church and, the meeting. The
sermon tonight. will be on The
Power of the Holy Spirit There
will be baptismal services at the
close OF the meeting also meeting
OF the board Of elders. Is -,
The Oskaloosa herald., 1915-10-21

Just what we value our examina
ton at.
All kinds of glasses, single vision,
double vision, (far and near glasses)
with finest and best frames, mount.
ings,. eye and nose glasses, spectacles,
etc, cases all complete, Five Dollars.
Finest and highest grade spectacles
and nose glasses that the largest man,
ufacturers of the world produce .
The Mayne Arnold Optical Co. dis.
pense no cheap moulded or pressed
lenses, such as many optOmetrists
charge ten to fifteen dollars or more
for, but on the contrary, all of the
Mayne Arnold Optical Co. lenses are
opthalmic lenses Of the finest and
highest grade, ground to order by ex
pert opticians. ".
... POSITIVELY
no deviation from these prices to
anyone. ''.
$500 for Glasses.
No More--No Less.
In office every day but Sundays.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1915-10-21
CLUBS AND SOCIETY
Various Happy Occasions Among
Town and Country Folk.

Chapter X, p. 4. O. met with Mrs
Nellie Saldwin, on Saturday, Oct. l6
After the business meeting, current
events occupied the time until deliC'
ious refreshments were served by the
hostess assisted by Mrs. Eva Spurgn,
The ladies all offered such interest
ing items OF news that the time seem
ed entirely too short. While the ladies
were discussing the events. Mrs. EN-
ma Cadwalader Hyatt who was a
guest Of the chapter and an old prom
inent p Il. o. sat with pencil and
paper writing, when she wasn't enter
ing into the discussions. The product
was so finished and so to the point
that the ladies insisted that she
should see it In print. 1t is as follows
I'm Europe now. they are having war
They shoot and bomb and burn,
VIII anyone give that today
Before IL comes, my turn?
And, Wilson will be married soon,
Just when We can but wonder;
Wilt someone e'4r I'm called upon
Steal all my Cupid thunder?
w ;. - ..,--.r d. .-s - "
find the view is pro and con
AS to the tender passion
And that the papers serve it up
In just the proper fashion.
Fen P r. O's are not averse
To news from Gay Farce,
To get the very latest mode
What fashions are to be.
1.-The coats are wide-2so very wide.
Four yards is Mrs. Galts"
The goods that takes will certainly
Count one as to its faults.
. sa .syA s5ss. ..-.
The latest | could really get
Which your suspense relieves
Some time again we'll surely wear
Lace up and down our sleeves.
Mr.. and Mrs J. G.. Harold enter
tanned family gathering at dinner OF
Monday at their home on South Sec
ond street Guests OF the occasion
were Mr. and Mrs. John F. Harold o
Omaha, Mrs Emma Funk of Eddy
vile, Mrs. Mary Harold and Mrs. FL
mira Holt
Miss Mae Skinner, No 512 Nortl
d street entertained the b & Il girl!
Sunday evening in honor of Miss Cha,
lotte Mason of Perrace, Montana, whit
is visiting relatives here. A threS
course luncheon was served and thos,
present had a most enjoyable evening
The Oskaloosa herald., 1915-10-21
DardaneIies Also an Issue.


The Captain William Lundy farm
near Wilton was sold at public auction
recently in order that the estate
might be closed up. There were real
ly number of different farms, one OF
which brought $3.50 per acre, while
none went below $500 per acre. Cap
tain Lundy bought the land for 1925
per acre i'll 1847. =.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1915-10-21
Thumb About Well AGAIN.

Ben Snyder is recovering from Il
mighty close call with blood poison.
He was annoyed by little pimple. on
his hand. He.scratched it with the fin.
ger, nail and the place became infect
ed The hand swelled to several times
its natural size, panied intensely and
the fingers could not be moved. The
trouble has responded to treatment
however and the councilman is on
duty again. .,. '....t q .-- ..r,.l
The Oskaloosa herald., 1915-10-21
. Has Internal Injuries.

John Padgett, one of the victims
of the sewer trench cave in Of Mon,
day evening, was more severely in
jured than al first appeared The
man has suffered internal INJURY OF
considerable severity. He was rem.
dered quite i'll yesterday, the day
following the accident, and is suf-
fering from internal hemorrhage.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1915-10-21
important Chances.

Two important changes in its work
is announced by the state board OF
parole, These are:
Prisoners are to be interviewed ev-
cry six months by members OF the
board, instead of nine months, or
twelve months as few years ago.
Six board meetings are to be held an
nually at the prisons, instead OF four
The Oskaloosa herald., 1915-10-21
loma Losea EIoulr contract u.

The state board of control has
awarded the -four contract for all the
state institutions to the Westbury
Crosby CT, of Minneapolis. Some
Il, 900 barrels will be used in the year
The successful bids, ranged from $4.7S
to $5.04 barrel. Ny 20. = 's>- a.fta.!
The Oskaloosa herald., 1915-10-21
A Payino orcbard

w. 5. Keeline has fifty acre apple
orchard near Council Bluffs, which he
gives the necessary care and atten
stioDs The crop this year Will be
worth about $4,000 ANA perhaps a
little better than that,