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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
In Good Old Eden.

When Eve held forth in Paradise,
She found much pleasure in it;
For when she did her Monday wash,
1t only took a minute.
Milwaukee Sentinel
And when the washing blew away,
!, Eve didn't fret or whine;
She merely sauntered forth and picked
New garments from the vine.
Springfield Union.
And no complaints from Adam came,
Their happiness to wreck,
Because of collar edges which
Sawed nearly through his neck.
Youngstown Telegram.
Their life was one of homely bliss,
Unknown to them was pain;
But soon as they got Abel,t they
Got busy raising Cain,
Spokesman Review.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
c,,z,d carrots Win Peas,

Wash and scrape carrots, then cut
in strips. There should be four cups.
Cook in salted boiling water to cover
fifteen minutes: drain and return to
the saucepan with one-half cupful but
ter and one-half tablespoonful sugar.
cover and cook very slowly until ten
der. Add one can French peas, drained
and cooked in boiling water ten min
utes, time seasoned with butter, salt
and pepper.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Angel Toast.

A delicious and wholesome food for
the children and to serve with after.
noon tea Is angel toast Here is q
recipe.
Cut bread into thin slices, butter
evenly and well and cover plentifully
with sugar drown sugar being pre-
ferablel, Toast until brown in a me
dium oven, The top will be covered
with delicious sort OF caramel OF
candy, This is nice for the children's
tea.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
.SunIluht Intensified

BY Reflection from Ocean Beach and
Desert Sand unrelieyed by Foliage. Winds
and Mineral Laden, Poisonous Dust, all
bring Eye Troubles in their wake--Granu-
lated Eyelids, Red, Itching, Burning, Tired
and Watery Eyes, Impaired Vision and
Eye Pain. Reliable Relief is found in
Murine Eye Remedy, Mild and Harmless.
If you Wear Glasses, Try Murine. Doesn't
Smart Feels Fine. Acts Quickly. Is an
Eye Tonic compounded by Oculists-not a
Patent Medicine used in successful
Physicians Practice for many years. Now
dedicated to the Public and sold at
Soc Per Bottle. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, 25c and Soc. Sold by
Druggists, For Books, write. to Murine
Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
1T MAKES SICK SKINS WELL

No matter how long you have been
tortured and disfigured by itching,
burning, raw or ,scaly skin humors,
just put little of that soothing, anti
sceptic resinol ointment on the sores
and the suffering stops right there!
Healing begins that very minute, and
in almost every case your skin gets
well so quickly you feel ashamed of
the money you threw away on tedi-
Gus, useless treatments.
Resinol ointment and resinol soap
clear away pimples, blackheads, and
dandruff; great for sunburn and insect
bites. Sold by all druggists.-Adv.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Phonetic SpeIIinu.

Willie was struggling through the
story in his reading lesson. mo, it
was not sloop. 1t was larger yes.
sci By it's rig I judged it to be a
-" The word was new to him.
"Barque," supplied the teacher.
Still Willie hesitated and looked be-
wildered.
"Barque! Barque!" repeated the
teacher, this time sharply.
Willie looked as though he had not
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
For Removing Stains.

To remove stains from mattresses,
make thick paste by wetting starch
with cold water, Spread this on the
stain. after first putting the mattress
in the sun. Rub this OF after an hour
or so. and repeat, II necessary. until
stain is entirely removed,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Never Do This.

india, my boy" said an English
man to friend, on his arrival in Cal
cutta, "is just the finest climate under
the sun, but lot of young fellows
come out here, and they drink and
they eat, and they drink and they die,
and then write home to their friends
n pack O lies and say it's the climate
that has killed them. SACRED Heart
Review.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Eqqless Chocolate Cake.

Cream one cupful sugar, half cupful
butter, one large teaspoonful salt, one
cupful milk or little more II needed;
one and half cupfuls pastry flour.
two teaspoonfuls baking powder, three
tablespoonfuls of powdered chocolate
or cocoa, one teaspoonful vanilla.
Cream sugar. butter, salt, chocolate
and little milk to make 1t creamy,
add -four, baking powder and vanilla.
Butter the pan well and try cake with
straw.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Separating Honey.

To obtain strained honey BY sep
arating the honey from the wax as
it comes in the frame. place the frame
in a bowl In the oven Just warm
enough to melt the honey and wax;
then remove the frame and let the
honey stand until cold. when the
wax may be skinned on the top
without any trouble.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
When ROASTING Fowl.

In roasting any bird place the
breast in the pan first when put in
the oven. BY so doing the Juice will
run out of the back into the breast,
making 1t more Juicy instead of the
Juices from the white meat settling in
the backbone. as happens when bird
is placed back down In the pan.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Tacoma, Washington,

Among the silver masters of Shelf
field, England, it is rather an estab-
lished practice to encourage the en-
ployment of families. 1t is more the
rule than otherwise that father
working in the silver trade will ap-
prentice his children to that trade as
they arrive at working age.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

In these days Of domestic science
and manual training it is interesting
to know that sewing and knitting were
tanght in the first frame schoolhouse
erected in Pennington, Me-, more than
a century and a quarter ago.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Tvnswriter Clicked On.

"How does the battle go?" asked the
Mexican general.
"Fiercely," replied the press agent.
1--WE have Just had three devastating
paragraphs, and we're now advancing
several columns of fierce description" "
Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Shake Into your Shoes

Aliens Foot Ease, powder for the feet. It cures
painful swollen, smarting. sweating feet. Makes
new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe
Stores Don't accept any substitute Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted. lie Roy. N. Y.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

so poorly that my folks thought I was
going Into consumption. One day
found a piece of paper blowing around
the yard and picked it up and read it.
It said Saved from the Grave and
told what Lydia E. Pinkham's s Vegeta-
Bile Compound has done for women. I
showed it to my husband and he said,
why don't you try it?' So / did, and
after had taken two bottles l felt
better and said to my husband, I don't
need any more, and he said 'You had
better take it little longer anyway
So took it for three months and got
well and strong. Mrs. ALoNzo E.
BAKER, 9 Tecumseh St., Adrian, Mich.
Not Well Enough to Work.
In these words is hidden the tragedy
of many woman, housekeeper or wage
Garner who supports herself and is often
helping to support family, on meagre
wages. Whether in house, office, fac
tory, shop, store or kitchen, woman
should remember that there is one tried
and true remedy for the ills to which all
women are prone, and that is Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Ii
promotes that vigor which makes work
easy. The Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co. Lynn. Mass.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

in hurry, often requests his stenog-
rapher to take his dictation direct on
the typewriter, no notebook being used.
This requires a knowledge of Touch
Typewriting, taught at this school.
Such stenoghraper is worth high
salary, and gets it! Write for catalog.
A position guaranteed.
BEUTEL BUSINESS COLLEGE
Tacoma, Washington.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Paradoxical.

$50 Jack intends launching out on
the sea of matrimony."
That's a singular way Of putting it,
seeing he's just been landed. San
Diego Union.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Mrs. J. w. Meserve Of Barr Mills.
Me-, has a cat who makes regular
practice of ringing the front door bell
when he wishes to be admitted, reach
ing up and pulling the cord with his
forepaws.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
All is Motion throughout the Universe.

blossom, as powerful as the heroic works
Of nature, as searching as the peremptory
demand Of the most exact science
Ask for and Insist upon getting s, 8, g.,
the worlds cure for all disorders of the
blood
chronic rheumatism write at once to tho
Swift Specific Co, 800 Swift Building, At
lanta. Ga. Their medical department is
famous on all blood diseases and IL
equipped to make personal blood tests, ap-
proved by the highest medical authorities
Get bottle of 5. S. S. today,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Patriots do not want the Liberty
bell removed from Philadelphia. If
the original patriots had been as un-
liberal there never would have been
bell.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Identified.

Howard-A fool and his money are
soon parted,
Mrs. Howard (clapping her hands,
oh, John! How much are you go.
ing to give me?-Columbus Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
MERELY Ornamental,

He-What candle light power has
your electrical fixings?
She-Oh, those aren't real candles
on that chandelier; they're merely
e-believe.-Baltimor American
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Up to the present time no less than
81 aeroplane pilots have looped the
loop. Of these. Hamel, an English
man, and Gilbert, Frenchman, have
looped the loop with passengers.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

In their experiments with the pro-
duction of steel by electric methods
the United States Steel corporation
has expended more than 100000.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
What Happened to Mary.

The maid-of-all-work in the service
of a provincial family, the members
whereof are not on the most amicable
of terms, recently rendered her resig-
cation, much to the distress of the
lady of the house.
$50 you are going to leave us?"
asked the mistress, sadly, according
to Tit-Bits, whats the matter, Mary?
Haven't we always treated you like
one Of the family?"
"Yis, num-" said Mary; "an' I've
shtood it as long as I'm goin' to-"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

DR.. Grace FEEDER Thompson's Korek-
tonik for men and women is a NERVE
FOOD and SYSTEM BUILDER; 81
for one months treatment. Address
948 Post street, San Francisco.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

II there are signs Of blood impurities be.
tin using =. $. ). at once. You need II.
This wonderful blood purifier is all action,
y starts into motion billions Of cells In the
LIVER, lungs and throughout the body
Everything Ia kept on the move, flushea
Your blood, gives your entire blood eircnla.
Ton q nne thorough bath. II Just natur-
ally and IN a twinkllng irrlgates every
nlom In your body. II rushes into every
cen, causes every bone, muscle, ligsment
thrill with freedom, with health, with new,
found springinesS
And best q all, $, s s. though a power,
tul. searcAirG, overwhelming enemy TO dis
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Nine mines in 10, the world over,
are richer in the first 1000 feet than
in the second, and few are worth
operating below 5000 feet.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

The highest point in Nevada is
Wheeler peak, which, according to a
chart published by the United States
geological survey, is 1S,05S feet above
sea level.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyelids; No Smarting-
just.Eye Comfort. Write for Book of the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Mrs. Lorenz Smith of Bransford,
Conn, has just begun her one-hun-
dredth year in the same house in
which she was born in 1915.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

The firemen have no desire to paint
the town red even if their apparatus
is done in that shade.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Somebody always is taking the joy
out of life. Just as the Indians hit
their stride a new bunch of umpires
is wished onto the league.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

California leads all the other states
in the number Of automobiles in pro-
portion to population.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

When things go wrong in baseball,
He always gets his bumps,
He's raw and green and heartless-
Our poor old friend, the jumps!
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

On the municipal rolls Of Copenha-
gen, Denmark, are 9S89 men and 1894
women With their families they con
stitute 7.3 per cent Of the population
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Thirteen was the sacred number of
the Mexicans and ancient people of
Yucatan. Their week had 13 days,
and they had 13 snake gods.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Pull may accomplish something in
politics, but it gets a man nothing
while he is operating lawn mower.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Slips That Pass In the Niqht.

Belated City Man (after second un-
successful attempt to stop passing fire
engine)-Orl rite then-hic-keep
your bloomin' chestnuts.-The Taller.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Someone is advertising for a well
digger. What would anybody do with
sick one?
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Because hubby embraces a pretty
girl wifey gets divorce. The court
felt the man was doing more than his
duty embraces.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

HOWARD L BURTON = Assayer and Chemist
" Laadyile, Colorado. Specimen prices; Gold.
Silver, Lead, 81 Gold, Silver, 7oo; Gold b0c Zinc
or Copper 81. Mailing envelopes ID full price list
cent ON application. Control and Umpire work 20
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

"Your nephew is quite promising
young man, isn't he?"
well, he hasn't done anything else
as yet. California Pelican.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

The plum crop is said to be fail
ure. That sounds dismal for the polit'
ical officeseekers. ....
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Well-known sayings of unknown
men; step up in the aisle there,
please"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

This seems to be the open season
for street speakers. Talk is cheap
when you can get speaking permit
for nothing.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

st. Louis trapped 5.634,0O0 flies in
a month. That only goes to show that
somebody failed to swat in time.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Liquor may have no place in party
platform, but it frequently lubricates
street-corner politics.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Don't drink doubtful water, says the
health officer. Some men have doubts
about all water.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
COULD NOT {
STAND ON FEET
Mrs. Baker So Weak Could
Not Do Her Work Found
Relief In Novel Way.
Adrian, Mich. -" suffered terribly
with female weakness and backache and

got so weak that l
could hardly do my
work. VIII en- I
washed my dishes I
had to sit down and
when | would sweep
the floor / would get
SO weak thatI would
have to get a drink
every few minutes,
and before / did my
busting Iwould have
{n liz do,r,n 7 n,oi.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

In the vaudeville game of life you
may never stop the show and you will
be lucky If you never get the hook.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
BEAUTIFUL CUP & SAUCER
FREE!

Send us $1.44 for lbs. of the great
ARCADIA BLEND Fresh Roasted Coffee
and get beautiful cup and saucer abb
solutely free. Instead of paying sal
aries and commissions to agents we
give our customers premiums. You try
the Coffee out. If you don't think it is
the best value for the money you ever
got, just keep The Cup and Saucer for
your trouble and send the coffee back
to us at our expense. We will refund
your money at once without question.
PACIFIC COAST COFFEE co.
3O8 Pine Street. Portland, Oregon
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Putnam Fadeless Dyes make
no muSS.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Convention speaker sees an opiuraE
less China by 1920. It's surely lo1g
hop from all hop to no hop.
The farmer and mechanic., 1915-06-22

The worlds richest phosphate mine
is on the Island Of Curacao.
The farmer and mechanic., 1915-06-22

Continued on Page Two
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-10-26
RACE ON FOR
TURK CAPITAL
Opposing Armies Seeking
to Gain Control of Rail
road Lines.
TEUTONIC ALLIES
NEARING JUNCTION
0uisars Within Few Miles Of ,Austro-
German Army Operating in Serbia
Gain Control Of Fifty-Mils strsteh Of
N Railroad Line Between Nish and Sa-
loniki-ltaly Keeping Austrians Busy
on One Front-eritish Enrouts.

London, Oct. 2s.-The race for the
road to Constantinople has reached an
exciting stage. The Bulgarians are
within a few miles Of forming juno
ton with their Austro-German allies.
while the French in small force al
ready have Joined the Serbians.
The French are not yet in sufficient
numbers to assume an offensive in
Macedonia, but the rapidity Of the Bull
garian advance in that region has
diminished.
Northeast Of vrania, along the old
Bulgarian front, the SerDians are
yielding little ground. Actual junction
between the Bulgarians and their
allies will soon show whether the
Serbians are able to hold their noun
tain positions until the entente allies
bring up strong forces.
italy hammerins at Austrian Front.
Italy Is still hammering away at the
Austrian front, which is shaken but
unbroken. It is expected in London
that the Italian offensive will at least
prevent the Austrians from reinforcing
her Balkan army.
The Russians. by their stubborn de-
lenses Of Dyinsk and Riga, are keeping
their opponents engaged along the
whole eastern front. In the west there
ID evidence that the allies are pre-
pairing to take the offensive again.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-10-26
Unconfirmed Report That
Prince Won Buelow Is
Envoy Of Germany,
TO OUTLINE TERMS
IN WASHINGTON
Basis on Which Germany Would Con-
slider Peace May Be Presented to
President Wilson-Estimate Of Ger
man Losses Since Beginning Of War
Places Number at More Than 1000,
600 Mon, ard Allies Losses, 5000, 900.

London, Oct. 26.-A report reached
here today that Prince Won Buelow.
former German chancellor will shortly
submit to President Wilson and King
Alfonso, of Spain, an outline of the con-
ditions on which Germany might be
disposed to discuss terms of peace.
The report is contained In Reuter-
dispatch from Madrid and has not been
corroborated from any other source.
The dispatch gives as authority Prince
Camporeale, an Italian nobleman, who
is brother-in law of Prince Won Bue-
low. The report was first published in
Madrid in the form of message from
Rome.
At last reports Prince Won Buelow
was ILL., A message from Berlin on
Sunday said he was confined to his
room in Cologne as the result Of a
slight indisposition. The prince was
on the way to Baden Baden
German Losses Enormous.
The Nieue Rotterdamsche Courant,
as quoted by Reuters Amsterdam COR
respondent, gives German losses from
Oct. II to 20 at 57.424 in dead. wounded
and missing. The total Prussian losses
are given as 2,021,O7S.
The newspaper says there also has
been issued 22s Bavarian, 209 Saxon.
236 Murtemberg and SO naval casualty
lists, as well as lists of officers and un-
der officers with the Turkish army. The
Courant figures the total losses to the
central powers at 100000.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-10-26
eermany's Consolation.

Berlir. by Wireless to Sayville, Oct
o6.-The Overseas News Agency says
German newspapers. commenting OF
the loss OF the cruiser Prinz Adalbert
state that to the present time there
have been sunk by German torpedoes
sixteen British men Of war, one French
six Russian, and one Japanese.
Only six German craft have been
sunk by torpedoes.
Reports from Sofia say that the
greater part of the unfortified city of
Degdegatch was destroyed by the bonn
bardment of the allied fleet. Twenty
five women and children were killed
and others were buried in the ruins
This inhuman and brutal deed OF the
British and French has provoked deep
est Indignation"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-10-26
PROTEST NEBRASKA RATES.
Commercial Organizations Of Nearby
States File Objections.

Commercial Organizations Of Nearby
States File Objections.
Washington Oct. go Representa-
tives of commercial organizations Of
cities In states adjacent to Nebraska.
whose business houses ship into that
state, appeared today before the inter
state commerce commission to argue
against the justice of the order of the
Nebraska railroad commission making
lower freight rates on shipments with
in the state than are at present al
lowed or interstate shipments from
these nearby points on the same
classes Of business. Their main con-
tention was that the lower rates tend
to discriminate in favor of Nebraska
cities against cities In the adjacent
territory but beyond the Nebraska line.
Representatives of ST. Joseph. Kan
sas City, Atchison, Council Bluffs and
Sioux City took part in the argument.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-10-26
lows Supreme Court.

Special to Times-Rcpublican.
Dea Moines, Oct. 26.-The supreme
court today handed down the follow
ing opinions:
Ross, administrator. appellant. vs.
Sheldon, ct al. receivers. Story county.
modified and affirmed.
Smith. appellant. VS.. Smith. Poca-
hontas county. rehearinE overruled.
whitney VS.. City Of Sioux City, ap-
pellaut, woodbury. county, affirmed.
lawrence, administrator, ct a.. W.
city of Sioux City. appellant. Wood.
bury county. affirmed.
state OF iowa vs. Edmund. ct al. ap-
pellants, Story county. affirmed.