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The star-independent. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1904-1917, 1915-05-18
DISRUPTION IN NAVY OF
BRITAIN is THREATENED

London, May IS, 1850 p. M.-There
have been no new developments So far
to-day in the threatened break between
Winston Spencer Churchill, First Lore
of the Admiralty, and Lord Fisher, ad-
miral of the fleet and first sea lord. 1t
is understood, however, that the mat
ter will be the subject of statement
in the House of Commons to-day.
The DAILY Telegraph" this morn
ing says the resignation of Lord Fisher
is thought to be probable.
The "Times is among the London
newspapers this morning which men
tions the fact that Lord Fisher has not
attended the admiralty for the last two
days, and the rumors arising from this
of friction between him and Mr.
Churchill.
Editorially the "Times' refers to
these reports as confirming the popular
impression that the government, like
the nation, has reached the restless tran
sitional stage. "The government pre-.
sumably is anxious about the character
'of it's control of the war;" the
Times says, (Which is being sub
jected to widespread and searching
criticism both in public and private.
At present the storm center seems to
be the Admiralty, but beyond the above
mentioned facts all is rumor and we
trust and believe unfounded rumor. -
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SPEYER. UNDER FIRE. QUITS
POST OF PRIVY COUNCILLOR

London, May 1S.-Sir Edgar Spey-
er, who yesterday resigned as privy
councillor, also has resigned the chair
manship of the London Underground
Electric Railways Company, which con
trolls most of the city IS subways and
omnibus lines and has retired from the
boards of directors of various hospitals
and art galleries. The letter of Sir Ed
gar to Premier Asquith says:
Nothing is harder to bear than the
sense of injustice that finds no vent
in expression. For the last nine months
have kept silent and treated with
disdain charges of disloyalty and sug-
gestions of treachery made against me
in the press and elsewhere. But I can
keep the silence no longer for these
charges and suggestions now have been
repeated by public men who have not
used their positions to infame the
overstrained feelings of the people.
am not man who can be driven
Or drummed by threats or abuse into
an attitude of justification. But | con
slider it due TO my honor as a royal
British subject and to my personal dig
nifty as a man to retire from all public
positions. |, therefore, ask you to ac-
cept my resignation as privy councillor
and TO revoke my baronetcy. | am
sending this letter to the press.
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STEELToN NOTES

Emmy Padgen was arrested last even
ing by Detective Durnbaugh charged
with exceeding the speed limit In oper-
ating a motorcycle over the borough
streets in the First ward. He will be
given a hearing before Square Gard
ner.
Richard johnson and Ralph Miller
will be arraigned before Squire Gard
ner this evening on charges OF furnish
ing liquor to minors and to persons of
known Incorporate habits.
The Steelton Merchants Assoeia-
tion last night decided to hold an out
ing some time during the hot months.
President McNear will appoint a com
mittec to arrange for the affair.
Attorney Phil s. Meyer has accept
ed the invitation to deliver the Me-
mortal Day oration at New Bethlehem,
Clarion county, for the Grand Army of
that place.
The Fortnightly Club will hold its
annual outing at Reservoir Park, June
IL.
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STOUGH ARBITRATORS CHOSEN
James G. Scarlet, of Capitol Graft
Fame, Will Represent Evangelist

Wilkes Barre, Pa, May 1S.-Three
arbitrators were selected by Prothono-
tary T. NJ. Powell yesterday to take
testimony in the $4,000 siander suit
of Councilman William J. Cullen. of
Hazleton, against the Rev. DR.. Henry
w. Slough, the evangelist The arbi-
traitors selected are C. w. Kline. Halle
ton; Oscar H. Dilley, an attorney, of
Wilkes Barre, and Charles H. Keck, an
attorney, of Ashley.
Counsel for the plaintiff and defen-
dant each submitted list of six names,
but neither side was able to agree on
the selection of three men, and the
Prothonotary was forced TO make his
own selections. The first hearing will
be held in HazletOn on June 2S.
DIR. Slough was sued by Cullen after
he was alleged to have stated from his
tabernacle in Hazleton that Cullen.
Max Friedlander, liquor dealer; John
IFirro, a politician. and Alderman Hen.
ry Jacobs, brewer, were responsible
for vice conditions in the mountain
city
James C. Scarlet, who was prosecut
ing attorney in the capitol graft cases.
and Paul j. Sherwood will represent DR..
Slough.
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LUTHERANS Will meet
President Report Is Expected to
Refer to Proposed Closer Union
Of Various Synods

When the Rev. John A. w. Haas,
D. D., LL. D., president of Mullen
berg College, Allentown, as president
of the Evangelical Lutheran Minister
ium of Pennsylvania and adjacent
States, opens the coming convention
on May 81, the venerable body will be
assembled for the one hundred and
sixty-eighth time. The session will
be held in Holy Communion church,
Twenty and Chestnut streets,
Philadelphia, of which the Rev. E. P.
H. Pfatteicher, Phi. d., is the pastor
and will occupy the time of some four
hundred clergymen and two hundred
laymen for nearly week.
1t is expected that the president s
report will contain some interesting
matter in reference to closer union
of the various Lutheran synods of the
country, and that the executive com
mittee will ask for the appointment
of the secretary of systematic benevo-
lenee.
Three of the twelve Lutheran
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NEWS OF STEELTON

is possible to secure without erecting
such structure.
AT the executive committee meeting
held yesterday it was decided to have
but two entrances to the carnival
grounds, instead of four as previously
announced. These will be located at
second and Pine streets and at the en-
trance to the steel company lawn.
North Front street. The committee also
designated the position of each booth
on the lawn.
A feature of the Civic Club meeting
Yesterday was an address by Mrs. c. +.
Hillls, wife of the evangelist who is
conducting six weeks campaign in
the borough. AT the conclusion of the
address the following persons were Sc
lected to head committees in connection
with the street carnival Mrs. H. L.
Gross was made chairman of the bar.
gain counter. Here real bargains of
books, pictures and other useful ar.
ticles will be sold 1t will not be a
rummage sale.
Mrs. Martin, Cumbler was made
chairman of the grounds committee and
she will see after the decorations of the
grounds and booths. Two hundred
chairs will be secured for the benefit of
the large number of people expected to
attend.
The lunch counter will be in charge
OF Mrs. ID. F. Carney, assisted by Mrs.
w. j. Middleton and Mrs. G. A. Alden.
A large supply of hot coffee will be on
sale, also hot dogs and variety of
sandwiches.
The Civic Club yesterday elected
Mrs. Il. b. johnson and Mrs. ]. V. w.
Reynders delegates to the convention of
the State Federation of Pennsylvania
Women, at Wilkes-Barre in October.
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REFORMED CHASSIS MEETS
Annual Meeting of Lebanon Body Be-
ing Held at Jamestown

Lebanon, May 1S.-The ninety fifth
annual meeting of the Lebanon Chassis
of the Reformed church. including Leb-
anon, and also a part of Berks county,
convened in st. Johns Reformed
church, Jamestown, last evening. The
Rev. David Scheirer, pastor, opened
the service. The Rev. S. A. Leinbach
had charge of the opening exercises,
assisted by the Rev. w. +. De Loml,
of Annville. The retiring president, the
Rev. T. Levan Bickel, Of st. John s
church, this city, delivered the sermon.
The Holy Communion was celebrat-
ed by the Revs. /. C. Fisher, of ST.
Mark S, and w. D. Heppel, of the First
Reformed church, this city. Sessions
will be held to-day and Wednesday,
More than thirty-fve clergymen and
lay delegates are in attendance.
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PENNSY R ERS6,4OO Cars
other Contracts, for Coaches and In
gines Valued at $f,5OO,OOO,
Coming Along To-day

Pittsburgh, May 1S.-Contracts for
the immediate building of 6,4OO freight
cars, at a cost of sc, 400, 1000, have been
awarded by officials of the Pennsyiva,
MIA Lines West. Another order. for
about forty-iive passenger ears, at a
cost of about $500,000, and for fifty
locomotives, at cost of $1,0O0,000,
will be given to-day. The locomotives
VIII be the heaviest type, and the ma
iority of them will be for freight serv,
ice.
Within week the lines west will
award a contract for about 5000
tons of steel rails, at a cost Of So, 500
600, and the order may reach the ZOO
000-ton mark.
The freight car order is divided
among several concerns, but the Pressed
Steel Car Company gets the bulk of
it.
The, Carnegie Steel Company likely
will get the large share of the rail or
der Few, if any, of the passenger ears
or locomotives will be built here.
Roadbed improvements also will like
ly run into the millions.
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AMPHITHEATRE site FOR
Civic CLUB CARNIVAL
Exhibition Drills of Croatian and Serb
ian Sokols Will Be Held on Second
Street, With Audience Placed on
Gradual Rise on Reynder's Lawn

The best site in Steelton has been
chosen for the presentation of the car
nival show of the local Civic Club.
which will be presented Saturday after
noon and evening from 2 until 10
O'Clock on Second street between Pine
and Adams streets and the steel com
pany lawn at Front street and Angle
alley.
The booths will, all be arranged
along the lawn part of Second street,
while the exhibition drills of the Croa.
tian and Serbian Sokols will be given
on Second street, facing the lawn of
the residence of j. V. w. Reynders
part of which will be utilized to seat the
spectators. The lay of this ground ap-
proaches as near to an amphitheatre as
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Mrs, Darby and Mrs. Gross were elected
alternates.
SUNDAY SCHOOL ADDITION
u B. Church to Take Care of It's Grow
ing School

Plans adopted last evening by the
official board of Centenary United
Brethren church will provide seating
capacity of 1000 for the Sunday school
of this church and the addition will be
OF brick, attached to the present struc-
ture and with an entrance to it from
River alley.
The new addition will be two stor-
les high, with basement under the
entire length. The following building
committee was announced:
G. w. Parks, chairman; NJ. C. Ter
by, j. F. Mentzer, w. J. Cumbler, L. e.
Herman, George Gardner and David
Neff. This committee will start activi
ties at meeting tonight and will 90
ahead with the improvements as rapidly
as possible.
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RAILROADS
CREW BOARD
HARRISBURG SIDE

Philadelphia Divison-111 crew TO
20 first after lilo: 1872, 109, 123,
10Y, 115, 124,, 1Q3.
Engineer for 109.
Firemen for 107,, 1O9 1873, Edg.
No. 2.
Conductor for 107.
F'lagman for 1O7.
Brakemen for 1S3 (2), Edg. No. 2.
Engineers up: Dennison, Speas,
Young, CrsswelI, Hennecke, Stattler,
Buck, Supplee, Seitz, Wolfe, Shaub,
Mcclure, Smeltzer, Kautz, First, Ken
nedy, Powell, Foster, Downs, Sober,
Hindeman, Brubaker, Layman, Nc
Cauley, Albright.
Firemen up: Lantz, Farmer, PEN
well, l. l.. Wagner, Gilberg, Brenncr,
Rhogds, Gelsin9er, Whichello Shive,
Collins, Duvall, Herman, Weaver,
Bpshey, Huston, Robinson, Hortich,
Shatfer, McCurdy.
Conductors up: Ford, Fesler.
Fla2men up: Bruehl, First, Clark.
Brakemen up: Kope, Hivner, Riley,
Ne cNaGghton, Kochenour, Baltoser,
Gouse, Ferguson, Moore, Cox, Cole
man.
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ZION vEsTRY MEETS
Plans Are Completed for Extending and
Renovating Sunday School

The Vestry of Zion Lutheran church
met at the church last night and ap-
proved the plans for the Sunday school
extension submitted to them by the
building committee, of which DR.. C. B.
Eager is chairman. The actual work
will be started within the next two
weeks.
A meeting of the finance committee
was held last night and w. c. Beidlc
man was elected chairman. This com
mittee will have charge of financing
the erection work and also renovating
the interior of the church and Sunday
school,
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GRADUATED TO THE MINISTRY
Fifteen Students at Lutheran Semi
nary Ready for Pulpit
By Associated Press.

Philadelphia, May 1S.-Fifteen stu
dents were graduated at the fifty first
annual commencement of the Lutheran
Theological Seminary at Mount Airy,
this city, which was held to-day. All
except three of the graduates nave ac-
cepted calls from churches in Pennsyl-
vania and nearby States. Among the
assignments are:
Henry julius Brobst, Mahanoy City,
st. John s, fremont, Pa; Jacob Steel
ey Savacoolfi, Sellersville, Pa, st.
James and ST. Peters Pottsville, Pa;
Clarence Mitman Snyder, Sellersville,
Pa; Henry Morris Wertz, Reading, Pa,
Epiphany, Camden, N. j.
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churches of Harrisburg belong to this
synod. The pastors who will attend are
the Rev. Fl. Lisse, of Zion German
church; the Rev. Reinhold Schmidt, of
st. Michael's, and the Rev. J. II. Mil
Ter, of Holy Communion. Other mem
bers are the Rev. II. H. Fegley. of
Mechancsi5urg, and H. X. Lantz, of
Shiremanstown, the latter being presi-
dent of the Lancaster conference.
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terday when steel guide fell ON it
while he was working in the roll house
at the local plant of the Pennsylvania
Steel Company.
Miss Maude Stevick, 125 South Sec.
ond street, is spending a month in
Huntsville, Canada.
Mrs. b. NJ. Hoyt, of Lansing, Mich.
lgan, who was the guest of Mrs. John
DeTr, left to-day for Cleveland. Ohio.
Mrs. j. A. McCurdy is the guest Of
her daughters at Beechwood school.
Philadelphia.
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Tag Amendment Is Valoen

Governor lBrumbaugh to-day an
nounced his veto of the bill amending
the act of 1887 for the collection OF
collateral inheritance taxes, which ap-
plies only to Philadelphia and Allie
gheny counties. The Governor obiec.
tions are that it would give too much
power to Registers of Wills and would
impose an additional sost of $4,000
on the State.
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Berwick's Big Share

Berwick, Pa. May 1S.-Announee
ment was made Ihere yesterday that the
Pennsylvania Railroad Company had
awarded to the Berwick plant of the
American Car and Foundry Company
the contract for 5000 freight cars. in
Guiding 800 refrigerator cars. 100
box ears and 1000 all-stee co Ike cars.
Only recently contract was awarded
the local plant for 100 all-steel pas
senger cars for the New York mu
nicipal lines.
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Standard Theatres oferiny 90

A program of more than the usual
interest will greet the patrons of the
standard Theatre this evening. A
strong feature of interest will be
&c. D. a Selig drama of exceptional
merit. 1t will share honors with ''Tbe
Boarding House Fiend" with Billv
Quirk as the hero.-Adv.*
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THE READING

P, H. and P.-After 1915 p. M:
Is. 20, ., 16, 10, s, 7, II, 90, 10, 4.
Eastbound-After 1915 p. M: 81,
IS, 69, SO.
Conductors up: Gingher, Wolfe,
Sipes, Mccormick, German.
Engineers up: Morne, Wood Mid
daugh, Barnhart, 'Massimore, Pletz, Mar
tin, Richwine, Crawford.
Firemen up; Kelly, Snader, Anspach.
Brakemen up; Grimes, Holoert,
Zawaski, Bingaman, Hinkle, Wealand,
Smith Miller, Duncan, Ely, Gardener,
Paxton, Mc'Henry, KaPP Painter.
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At the STANDARD Theatre
TONIGHT

The Tattooed Hand. Featuring Cleo
Ridgley. Two reels.
The Boarding House Fiend. Featuring
Billy Quirk.
Cousin Pons. Two-ree special.
Through Eyes of Love. Featuring Bev-
erly Bayne and Richard Travers.
@. d. A Selig drama worth seeing.
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jamie, died yesterday at the home of
her parents, 529 South Third street, of
Inflammation. Funeral services will be
held tomorrow morning at clock at
st. Mary's Catholic church. Interment
will be made in MT. Calvary cemetery,
harrisburg
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PERSONAL

Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. Baker. Front and
Walnut streets, attended the funeral
of Clayton Shelley at Goldsboro to-day.
Edward Ludwig, South Front street,
had his left foot slightly lacerated yes
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CARD OF THANKS

We desire to thank our neighbors
and friends. the Steelton firemen and
Steelton Red Men for their many tokens
of kindness and great assistance rem
dered dunng the death of Harry Erbe.
Mrs. Grace Erbe and Children
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Death of Annie Furianic

Annie Furjanic, aged eight months,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Mike Fur,
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ENOLA SIDE
Philadelphia Division

FHIIaueIpHIG DIVIsIOH-l-o Q tFeW TO
go first after 9.15 a. M: 226, 222,i
239, 234, 21S, 206, 235, 211, 2O4,
229, 1888, 201, 231, 215, 227, 241,
224, 221, 23O, 217, 200, 21O.
Engineers for 209, 241.
I'iremen for 204, 216.
Conductors for'210, PIG.
F'lagmen for 201, 210.
Brakemen for 234, 212.
Conductors up: Pennell, Eaton,
Stauffer, Steinhour
Flagmen up: Corrigan, Ford, Camp,
Snyder.
Brakemen up: Walkeman, Lutz, Mus
ser, Campbell, Rice, Deetz, Goudy, Long,
Wertz, Fair.
Middle Division-110 crew to 90
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Middle Division-2.2 crew to 9

first after 2.20 p. M: Is, 19.
Engineer for 10,
Engineers up: Hertzler, Garman.
Firemen up: Fletcher, Potteiger,
Liebau, Karstetter, Thomas, Mohler.
Conductors UP: Huber, Byrnes.
Flagman up: Miles.
Brakemen up: Reese, Fritz, Kissing
er, Strouser Bell, Nelrhood, Kaufman,
Henderson, Frank, Troy, Spahr.
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Middle Division-110 crew to 90
after 3.15 p. M: 116, 106, lis, liz,
109.
Flagman for 100.
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Yard Crews-Engineers up: Sa

YaTu CreWS-EnglneefS up: SaIts-
man, Kuhn, Pelton, Shaver, Lands,
Hoyler, Beck, Harter, Biever, Blosser,
Meals, Stahl, Swab, Crist, Harvey.
Firemen up: Bostdorf, schiefer,
Rauch, Weigle, Lackey, Cookery,
Maeyer, Sholter, Smell, Bartolet, Getty,
Sheets, Bair, Eyde, Ulsh.
Engineers for5 I'd 21, 1st "a, 80.
Firemen for II, is, I'd 21, I'd "a,
Sc
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1915-04-17
Miss Thompson's Reading

Last Saturday evening as announc-
ed In this paper, Miss Meressa
Thompson gave as a reading, "Rebec-
ca OF Sunnybrook Farm" in the
Stake Tabernacle.
II would hardly be possible to give
more natural, beautiful rendition Of
Kate Douglas Virgins delightful
child classic than Miss Thompson pre-
sented TO the gathered listeners Sat-
urday.r II was one OF the very best
things offered to American Fork this
season. Miss Thompson is evidently
close student of child nature, and
human nature, and her delineatlon Of
the various characters. Rebecca. Aunt
Mirandy, Mr.. Cobb and Mr.. "Alladin, +"
was charming. graceful. natural.
Those who were not present missed
real treat
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1915-04-17

best essay on our wild useful birds,
Every pupil In these two grades was
asked to write on the subject, and
any person who may have the impress
sion that 1t is boy nature to malicious
ly kill for the love of sport, regard
less OF consequence, would undergo
a change of heart II he were to per-
use those splendid compositions writ
ten by our grade boys and girls. From
them Is ample evidence that the chill
dren need only to be converted to the
justice and necessity of cause and
they Immediately become its most en-
thusiastic champions.
From over two hundred meritor-
ious essays, 1t was difficult to make
this choice of folr, and as each little
defender gave In her convincing and
charming manner the many facts so
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1915-04-17

City folks make fun of the curios-
ity of their country kin over the little
affairs Of life about them. City folks
cannot understand why residents
along a lonesome road rush to the
window every time an equipage Of
any kind goes by, Wen explain the
curiosity of the country people II
some city dweller Will explain how a
woman with new 800 hat can come
into church during the sermon and
reach her seat without the fact that
she has new hat becoming known
to every woman in the church.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1915-04-17
HOUSEHOLD DUTIES
and FAMILY CARES

severely tax a woman's strength, and
when wife or mother complains OF IA
tigue, nervousness or loss of appetite
she needs rest, and building up.
The first thought should be Scott's
Emulsion, which Is the pure food tonic
that family physicians have prescribed
for forty years for just such conditions.
It's wonderful nourishins force works
in unity with nature to overcome
languor, fill hollow cheeks, enrich the
blood, and restore the healthy glow.
There is no stimulating alcohol or
stupefyingSdrug in SCOTS Emulsion it
is pure, rich food-medicine and every
drop yields direct returns in creating
strength. For overworked, nervous
women nothing equals or compares with
SCOTS Emulsion, but be careful to
avoid the alcoholic substitutes.
S-i2 Scott & BOVINE. bloomfield. NJ.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1915-04-17
Fair Exchange
A New Back for an Old One. How
II Can BE Done In Utah County.

The back aches at times with a
dull. indescribable feeling. making
you weary and restless, piercing
pains shoot across the region OF the
kidneys. and again the loins are so
lame that to stoop Is agony No use
to rub or apply plaster TO
the back II the kidneys are weak,
You cannot reach the cause. Utah
County residents would do we'll to
profit by the following example.
John A. Anderson, r. f. ID. No. l..
Box lO5. Lehi Junction says: Some
years ago was injured across my
back and occasionally, from this
cause, weakness OF the kidneys show
Cd itself also had lameness and
pain in my hack When suffering
that way. ! used Doan's Kidney pills
aud they brought me prompt relief"
Price soc. at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy--get
Doan's Kidney Pills--the same that
Mr. Anderson had Foster-Milburn
Co. Props. Buffalo. n. Y.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1915-04-17
HELP w A N T E d
Male or Female

Bring along the undertaken.
Bring the butcher and the baker, .s-r>
Bring the dry goods the cother and the draper.
= Bring the preacher and the 1oafer - IS,
Bring the teacher and the chauffeur,
Let them come and tell us how to run this paper
Why, sure! Any do it.
It's cinch! There's nothing to it.
It's puddng-even easier than that
It's simple proposition,
That requires erudition,
And experience, it isn't worth rap.
So tro out the clerks and brokers'
Bring the engineers and stokers;
Bring the politicians loafing the street.
Bring the liveryman and plumber,
Bring the doctor and the drummer.
And we'll have em tell us how to the sheet.
Won't it be great conventions;
Twill attract worldwide attention.
What suggestions What montions! What DEGREES!
But-for fear there III be confusion
Let mention in conclusion,
That we III run the thing exactly please.