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The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
NOT TO BE CAUGHT MAPPING
Uncle Tobe Lived Up to His Reputa'
tlon and the Doctor Lost
His Bet.

There lives in a certain Vermont
town a quaint old character known
as Uncle Tobe," who is so conserya-
tive Of action and speech that 1t
IS most difficult at times to get any
thing definite from him. Uncle Tobe,
like the Father Of His Country, has the
reputation of never having told lie,
and in addition he is so cautious Of
statement that he has never been
known to tell an innocent untruth.
On one occasion his doctor, in con
versation with friends touching Uncle
Tobes characteristics, yentured to lay
a bet Of five dollars that he could cause
Uncle Tobe to tell what wasn't so, A
neighbor promptly took the bet.
The doctor walked into Uncle Tobe's
house next morning, and while he was
talking with the old man, the neighbor
who had taken the bet drove up to the
gate. Uncle Tobe went to see what he
wanted, and then the doctor, as he had
agreed to do, went out the back door
and hid in the barn.
Good morning, Tobe," said the Wis
itor, rs the doctor in your house?
He was there when | came out
said Uncle Tobe,
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
CALOMEL WHEN BILIOUS? MO-! STOP! +,
ACTS LIKE DYNAMITE ON LIVER
Guarantee "DodSOnS Liver Tone" viii Give You the Best Liver
and Bowel Cleansing You Ever ad-DOeSnt Make You SiCM

Stop using calomell 1t makes you
sick Don't lose a days work, If you
feel lazy, sluggish bilious or consti
pated listen to me!
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis Of the bones
Calomel, when It comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into It. breaking
It up. This is when you feel that aw'
full nausea and cramping, II you feel
"all knocked out" If your liver is tor
pid and bowels constipated or you
have headache, dizziness, coated
tongue, II breath Is bad or stomach
sour Just try a spoonful Of harmless
Dodson's Liver Tone,
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store or dealer and get a 5O.cent
bottle of Dodsons Liver Tone Take @
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QuIet Louvaln,

had look at the now much-talked.
Of Louyain, quite a pretty old place,
with its magnificent hotel de Vile
crowded in by the impressive church
in the center Of the town, and It's in
Vulnerable other old gray churches
with long sloping rools-the place a
perfect nest Of nuns and friars. The
streets were lined with the high walls
and closed windows Of convent after
convent, and huge clusters Of monas.
teries were on the hills about the town
many were newly built and modern
and the town was seething with
black.robed priests and brown bare.
footed monks and coped nuns, This
was the great Roman Catholic center,
where some Of the monastic orders
have their chief establishments, The
library Of the university, 80 ruthlessly
destroyed, contained a priceless col
lection Of church documents,-"A
Glimpse Of Belgium Before the War, "
Isabel Anderson, In National Maya
zine.
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YEAST FOR THE QUICK BREAD
It's Proper Preparation Has Much to
Do With the Success Of the
Baking.

Two hour bread Is mixed, kneaded,
raised, and baked in two hours, But
first there is yeast to make for IT,
TO make yeast for the two'hour bread,
boil six potatoes until soft Take out,
mash them and add them to the wa
ter (there should be one quart Of this)
with four tablespoonfuls Of sugar two
tablespoonfuls Of salt, two tablespoon
fuls Of shortening, either lard or but
ter, and set all aside until lukewarm,
Add then, half q cake Of yeast which
has been dissolved in half pint Of
lukewarm water; stir in half a cupful
OF flour and let the yeast stand 80
hours, Use one and half cupfuls OF
this liquid for each loaf and just
enough -four to keep the dough from
sticking to the board, Stir In with a
spoon, then knead on the breadboard
for 20 minutes and shape into loayes
Let these rise again until they are
the size you wish the loayes to be, put
them into the pan, and bake 80 or 40
minutes,
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Lamb Souffle.

Melt one tablespoonful butter, add
one.half tablespoonful -four and stir
until we'll blended; then pour on
gradually, while stirring constantly,
one cupful Of milk Bring to the boil
ing point, add ono.quarter cupful Of
soft stale bread crumbs, onehalf tea
spoonful salt, one.quarter teaspoonful
celery salt few grains Of pepper and u
few drops OF onion Juice, Remove
from the range, add one cupful finely
chopped cold cooked lamb, yolks OF
two eggs, beaten until thick and lem
on.colored then cut and fold in the
whites Of two eggs, beaten stiff and
dry, Turn into q buttered baking
dish and bake 30 minutes IN moder'
ate oven, rive with tomato sauce
BE T. veal or chicken may be used In
stead Of lamb. This dish is easily
prepared and n splendid way to use
leftovers,
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TAKE SALTS TO FLUSH
KIDNEYS IF BACK HURTS
Says Too Much Meat Forms Uric Acid
Which cloos tho Kidneys and
lrrItates the Bladder,

Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like tho bowels, get sluggish and clog.
ged and need flushing occasionally
H.lt,,ye have backache and dull misery
N. -}he kidney region, severe head
aonab, rheumatic twlnges, torpid liver,
acid stomach, gleeplessness and oil
sorts OF bladder disorders
You simply must keep your Kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain In the kidney
region, got about four ounces OF JNd
Salts from any good drug store here,
take tablespoonful In glass Of
water before breakfast for few days
and your kidneys will then act fine
This famous salts IL mado from the
acid Of grapes and lemon Juice, com
.bIned with llthla, and iB harmless to
gush ologgod kidneys and stimulate
them to normal activity II also neu.
tralizcs the acids In tho urine 30 II
no longer irrltatos, thus ending hlNd.
der disorders,
JOd Salts 10 hNfmlessi inexpensive,
makes q delightful efferyeseent lthla'
water drink Shleh everybody should
take now and then to keep their kid.
noys cloan, thus avoiding serious COM
pllcations,
A woll'known local druggist says ho
bolls lots OF Jad Salts TO folks who be-
lieye IN overcoming kidney trouble
while it Ia only trouble,=Ady
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Ammunition Used In War.

How much ammunition does a mod,
ern army use? We shall not know
until after the war what the German
and the allied forces have been eX.
pending; but we know what the Ger.
mans used in 1901. The total for
rifles was 3O,0OOO0O cartridges, for
field artillery $4,000 rounds, 1t Is
worth noting that battles are much
less costly in ammunition than sieges
The siege Of Strassburg alone cost
weight for weight, three times the
amount of ammunition used in all the
decisive battles and actions through.
out the whole war. or course these
N cures are a mere bagatelle com.
L5.red with those Of the present strug.
gle, with its millions Of soldiers and
its quick.fring guns and its week.long
battles.--Manches Guardian,
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spoonful and If It doesn't straighten
you right up and make you teel fine
and vigorous l want you to 90 back to
the store and get your money. Dod-
sons Liver Tone is destroying the
sale Of calomel because It is real liver
medicine; entirely vegetable, therefore
It cannot saliyate or make you sick.
l guarantee that one spoonful Of
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels Of that sour bile and consti.
pated waste which is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable.
| guarantee that q bottle Of Dodson's
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam.
fly feeling fine for months. Give It TO
your children. It is harmless; doesn't
grippe and they like It's pleasant taste.
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
USE FOR LEFTOVER TURKEY
Probably There Is No Better Way
Than by Converting It Into
Salad.

Generally there is quite bit Of the
turkey left over, not enough perhaps
for full meal again but quite sufi-
cient for an excellent salad for an eve
ming function, high tea or a course
luncheon. If the white turkey meat
does run short it is an easy matter to
supplement it with some Of the dark
meat or even roast veal or fresh pork
and no one will be the wiser, Cut the
meat into dice, then measure and al
low an equal quantity Of celery cut
in fairly good-sized pieces. If you have
any walnuts, butternuts or almonds,
cook them in a little stock or boiling
salted water for twenty minutes, then
chop fine At serving time mix to-
gether the turkey or other meat, nuts
and celery and allow to each quart Of
the mixture a teaspoonful Of salt a
quarter teaspoonful Of paprika, a tea
spoonful Of Worcestershire sauce and
If you like it tiny piece or Glove Of
garlic, just enough to give sugges-
tion to the palate, without the odor,
Toss and mix well and having lined
your salad bowl with crisp lettuce
leaves put in the salad mixed with a
little mayonnaise, heap up, mask with
more mayonnaise and serve, A pretty
garnish for this is the stuffed olives or
bits Of the sweet red peppers that
come in cans, Chicken salad IS made
in the same way. A few spoonfuls Of
the stock in which the chicken has
been boiled, makes a richer salad,
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
HERE is A GOOD WAY
TO GET RID OF PlMPLES

Battle your face for several minutes
with resinol soap and hot water then
apply a little resinol ointment very
gently. Let this stay on ten minutes,
and wash off with resinol soap and
more hot water, finishing with a dash
of cold water to close the pores Do
this once or twice a day. and you will
be astonlshed to find how quickly the
healing, antIseptic rcsinol medication
soothes and cleanses the pores, re-
moves pimpes and blackheads, and
leaves the complexion clear and vel
vety, All druggists sell resinol soap
and reslnol ointment,-Ady,
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
BILIOUS, HEADACHY,
SICK ''CASCARETS"
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get a 10.cent box.

Sick headache, biliousness, dlZZi'
ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed, fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the I'm
testines, instead Of being cast out
of the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue it causes con-
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick.
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour undigested
food and foul gases, take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels,
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning, They
work while you sleep-a 10,cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv.
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
SomethIna In This Name

In New York q teacher found that
a little negro girl was named Fertile
er Johnson,
Are you sure that Fertilizer Is your
right name?" she asked
"Yos, mNam," replied the. little girl
"Woll, tell your mother to come
here" said the teacher
The mother came the next day
"Yosi Fertilizer is right she said
you see, named her after her father
and mother both, Her lNther's nNmo Ii
Ferdinand and my name ID Liza, 80 We
called her Fertilizer
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Baked Apples,

Baked apples have an excellent eff
feet upon the whole physical system,
feeding tho brain as well as adding to
tho flesh and keeping the blood puro,
Baked sweet apples are very pleas
Ing addition to n saucer Of oatmeal
when served with sweet cream They
are very appet2ing, Thousands Of
bushels Of sour apples are used for
plos In hundreds Of families, whore
woll.bOkod apples would provo moro
nourIahIng food and much moro eco
nomeal They are good for old peo'
pie, and are usually greatly relishod
by them,
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Not n Mladon,eanor.

Colonel Carter had boon playing golr
for but three months, Therefore, when
the secretary Of the club saw the colo
mel playing his ball several feet In
front Of the tee disks during -ourna'
mont no thought tho veteran soldier
had forgotten the ruloe,
Colonel Colonel" he exclaimed,
"you must plNj from behind the te0
dIsks'"
The eolonol's face turned red but
ne preserved hla dignity
."lta none Of your buaneaa, nNh ho
-sAnawered M calmly as possible, but
this Ia my third stFeke l"=GollleF's
Weeltly
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Stranae Scorpion Found.

A curious, strange specimen Of liz.
ard or scorpion was captured by Wal.
ter l. Todd near the trolley station
OF the Chambersburg, Greencastle &
Waynesboro Street Railway company
at Hlghheld, Pa, The reptile, or what
not, was about eight inches in length
and the color OF brick dust, It was
found lying on the ground only few
feet from the station and, on account
of the rain and cocl weather, was un'
able to use It's locomotive powers very
actively and was easily captured
The reptile had an elongated body
without scales four short legs and
short tail, and It's body was almost as
tough as rubber Where It came from
no one seems to know,
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Few Survivors Left.

81 wonder why there are so many
more borrowers than lenders IN this
world?'
THE explanation is most simple,
my dear fellow Fully 90 per cent are
born borrowers and always remain
such, and the few who start in as lend
ers are soon driven into the other
class"
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
No AurrY.

40 you believe In long engage
monts2" nc asked, after she had con
sentod to bo his
"YoB dearest" sh0 replied, 81 have
always thought II was such u mistake
for two people TO rush into matrlmony
before they learned to really know
each other"
We'll about how long would you
wish the engagement TO be?"
Let mo Boo Would YOU think II
was too long II wo didn't got married
until q week from next ThurBday2
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Clnhnan aWnhnnr.

When q carpet sweeper gets full Of
dust remove all waste collected take
out the brush and carefully pick out
all lint, otc. Thon apply kerosene ON
q woolen cloth and rub the ends Of
the bFatea thoroughly with the cloth.
II prevents dust rising when the
sweeper Ia used, and brightehs the car
pet, A drop Of machine oil In the holes
whore the erds OF the brush reyolye
will do ~ much az any one thing to
preserve your sweeper
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Wasted Dress.

Clarenoo-Dld you wcad that tho
deuced dyes they use to color clothing
will no longer be obtOnablo because
Of the horrid wah2
ReggIo=Doar dearl What's fellow
TO do2 Dwcss In black2
ClNrcnco-lf wo are TO dwoas In
black | shall feel almost sorry mothah
didn't insist upon making me q clergy
man, don't you know2=Cleyeland
Plain Dealer,
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Mark Of 100 for nsammy." +"

Sammy" April, the small boy who
supplies President Wilson with news
papers, called on Secretary Tumulty
and asked him what he thought OF
Mr. Wilson's message to congress-.
Mr. Tumulty Immediately launched
into a laudatory discussion Of the sub
joct. When he had talked a few min
utes, he paused and asked But why
do you ask, Sammy"
81 have to write a composition on
It in school tomorrow" replied the
boy, and | thought | would come TO
headquarters for the information"
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Clam Broth nnlInyne.

Take dozen largo chorry'stono
clans, Wash them well and place
them IN deep pan, covering them
with a pint Of water Lot them boil
for ten minutes, the hot water will
open the clans, Remove tho clans
and strain the broth through u cloth,
Cut up the clans IN tiny bits and put
them in the soup, For company you
can add a little chicken broth TO the
clam broth and u touch Of whipped
cream on the top Of the individual
cups,
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Wonders Of Science.

A French scientist says that the bll.
Hons Of cubic feet Of heated gO8 that
have been shot into tho upper air
since the first Of August have been
displaced by cold air from tho north
pole, thus causing tho early freeze
along the battle line, on the same
theory II may be that the safe and
sane Fourth Of July crusade was to
blame for our hot summer
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Mhnn MAliIhn GAkaA.

A quick way to clean eurrants when
making cakes II TO put tho fruit into d
colander with n sprlnkllng Of llon
and rub round a few times with youi
hand II Ia surprising how quleltl,
the stalks are aeparated and cont
through the small holes,
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Not Ready.

put on your helmet an your red
shirt, sIlas, there's big fire down the
road a piece"
"Shucksl | can't 60 My shirts In
the washtub an the old woman's out In
the garden Allin' my helmet with u
mess OF beans,"-BirmInghNm Age'
HorAld,
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
She Remembered.

Mamma" said little Lauretta, Aunt
Mary IL getting awfully fat, isn't she"
1T isn't polite to say fat dear, You
should say stout" rejoined her moth
er.
At dinner that evening when she
was asked what kind Of meat she
would like, Lauretta replied; "A lit
tie Of the lean and u little Of the
stout, please"
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
No Failure is Final.

One Of Napoleon's marshal Is said
to have approached him on tho battle
field and exclaimedA
General, fear that the battle is
lost"
Napoleon coolly looked at his watch
and replied;
Thine for another battle, Summon
the army to fresh charge"
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
True 10 Type.

The Customer-rhese grand opera
phonograph records are no good |
cart got anything out Of half OF thom,
Tho salesman-Thoy are our finest
achievement, You never can tell whea
these records will sing, They're 30
temperamehtal,aLondon Opinion,
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Accounted For,

"llow do you like my new fcnoo2"
ara Ike II better II tho plokota
were an equal distance apart Whote
the idea Of building Il like that2"
"fhe only man ecqld get TO build
Il suffered"
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Awnltlnn the Outcome.

"Tho folks at our hotel IRE greatly
Interested In problem"
"What Ia it2"
"An irresistible blonde has just met
an lmmoyablo bachelor or'-Judge,
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
COLDS & LaGRlPPE

8 or 6 doses COG will break any case
OF Chillg a. Fever Colds a. Ladrippe;
II acts on The liver better than Gallo
mel and does not gripe or slcken.
Prico 25e-Ady,
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
The Rank,

"They took that junior officer OF
the ship to command the torpedo
boat"
Il guess that was because he waS
sub marine"
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Il Denondn.

Don't you like u girl Of cheer
ful dIaposltIonY one who always goes
singing about her wofk2'
MOI that Ia the reason we moved
from our last fiat"
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
9ubatItiItlon.

Deacon JoneB=Do you keep the
Sabbath elrY
Druggist BlInke=No no, sir but |
have something just aa good
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
She Kept Her Vow.

Gladys vowed she would never live
to be gray.haired,"
she has kept her oath, found her
In dyeing condition,
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
A anniln Hint,

llo=Onoo for all, demand to
know who IN master OF this houeo'
She You'll bo happier II you don't
nnd out,-=phladolphla Ledger
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09

y0uN OWN pguagisT WILL TrLJ y0u
pFT Murine hyp Hpmedf Tot Hpdi Veal MHieU
hges and qirhalaSa HtElla9 10 RmMetllPta M
bJ mall Free. Murine HJe Remedy U0u Chicago
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Ins and outa,

smith IA on tho outs with our club y
"Woll7"
80 he's got II IN for ua,"
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09

A married woman says that the per-
fectly devoted husbands have their
habitat In books.
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09

You can always tell n good friend
from the fact that ho generally keeps
his opinions 70 himself
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09

Tho optmlat rololooa that the world
IN full Of sunshine so does tho avn
Ing maker.
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09

Tho cheapest literature IN the Con
gresBionOl Record; they are turning II
out now,by the cord
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09

Most particular women use Red Crone
Ball Blue. American made, Sure 10 please.
At all good grocers. Adv
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Whnn Talk BenlnR.

Hostess-People are very dull to-
night. | really can't get them to talk
Host--Play something, dearest.
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Impor,on, 20 Mo,here
Tho eheekn Of Football,

"llow rough this sport Of football
lsl What shocks Of irresistible bod
lest"
"llumphl What shocks Of irrog8tl
bio HART"
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
lta Kind,

"Whate call money!"
"What you pay telephone bills
with, Baltimore American
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09

A man would rather have fortune
amlle on him than give him the laugh,
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09

Many u school boys life Ia made
miserable by trying to learn the multi
plIehtlon Table
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Not at All

"l'ye noticed one thing"
"ARd what Nv that2"
mo matter how often a tough elti'
zen gets stewed, II doesn't seem 10
make him tender"
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09
Physical Objections,

"Lot me take you apart"
you can't I'm all broken up aa II
la,"
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09

: one way to eldotracR bad luck Ia to
be prepared for II,
The Harrison times., 1915-01-09

mir WLHrEp-Cofpotatlu wants young men ana
when qualified, Address PObon ltQ, Dallas, refah
W, N, w., LITTLE ROCK, NO. t-tOiS-
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HarDer's an a~~. -, -
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SITUATIONS - MALE

COMPETENT high school hoy wish
es position after school and Sat-
urdays. Address U-5. Times.
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STORES FOR RENT
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~<~~~
STORE for rent, corner No. 10th and
J St, good for dressma<ing, mill
linery or decorating shop; Lying
rooms In rear; rent SIS. Call at
921 No. ] st.
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MONEY TO LOAN

PRIVATE money 20 loan, $50 to
$1,000. no commission. PAYNE n 3
TO suit. Call 5318 So. Fife. Felix
Dubois.
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Nov. 1920. Dec. 8, ISIS.

IN THE NATTER OF THE AS
SESSMENT AND ASSESSMENT
ROLL FOR THE COST AND Ex-
PENsE OF THE IMPROVEMENT
IN LOCAL IMPROVEMENT DIS
TRICT NO. s5l IN THE CITY OF
10 WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN.
Notice Is hereby given that there
was filed In my office on the oath
day of November. 1915, the as
sessment roll for the payment Of
the cost and expense Of the above
designated local Improvement.
being the assessment roll for Local
Improvement District No. ISL show
ing the amount assessed against
each lot and parcel OF land in said
local Improvement district for the
payment Of the cost and expense OF
said improvement. I'm pursuance Of
Ordinance No. e232 of the City of
Tacoma, entitled:
IAN ordinance providing for the
Improvement of TX" Street from q
point 1870 feet north of Center
Street to a point 443 feet south Of
Center Street; creating Local I'M
provement District No. 951: pro-
payment of the cost of said i'm
provement by special assessment
upon property within said district
benefited thereby; providing for
the issuance of local Improvement
bonds; and declaring an emer-
gency." passed Oct. goth, 1915.
And that said assessment roll 10
open for inspection by all persons
interested therein
And notice IL further given that
the Council OF said City has fixed
Wednesday. the 18th day OF Decem-
her, ds15, at 10 o'clock A. NJ, ~ tho
date for hearing upon said roll be-
fore It. and that all persons who
may desire to object to said assess-
ment roll are required to make
their objections In writing and Tile
$40 A. r., on the date above men
TONED. at my office In Che City
Hall; and that on said datw or At