Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1915-12-23
REPUBLICAN WANT ADS POINT THE WAY
For Sale Miscellaneous

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FRIENDS, read what's said of Ford:
Meeting darkey l o'erheard this
Jingle: Dress de Loard. here's Mas
sa Ford, de man who nebber keeps his
word" Grinningly | assured; Uncle,
don't be unjust" ''Walr he replied.
If YOU is bull dawg dar's no need
of showing your tooths". On l went:
next came pair OF maids: "Tee-hee.
tee-hee". they sputtered. There's old
Ford, look at his eve! They say he
eats loco weed. Don't get too close,
he might bite" They both laughed,
fit TO kill" Is that Ford? Sure
Auntie"-Run against the old fool
Katie, Just to see if his flesh is as soft
as his head" BOYS that dampened
my ardor but | tipped. along en-
route 10 the Auction. OH, ! muir
INJURED. this proves that someone has
use for me- Then came the bidding:
How much am / offered" rOared the
auctiOneer facing an interruption by
screw faced tall. sallow longnecked,
pigeon toed. matron. whose cace had
stopped many clock: How much
viii YOU give is this for the old
pot, or for that old guy Ford, stand
ing there" Madam. if | was COM
the sale of old Ford, the pangs of
hunger would drive me to desperation
so madam. I'm selling the pot"
Put him in" she yelled and screw
down the lid" counting me the pur-
chaser. Here's your nickel FRIENDS.
if j hadn't vamoosed that old Cannibal
would have boiled me down for her
Christmas feed.
oh my troubles are endlesS-believe
il or not, now girls, cover 60) I'm I'M
married and by the way. there are
two of us Marsh runs the Jefferson
ST place, (and he sure IS 4 Peach)
while Ford. plugs along in the Central
Avenue department alone in the cold
world, unlOVed, uncared FOR, and an
known, but Oh, | can write no more
Misery ercomes me. and tears drop
as the gentle dew from heaven during
an electric storm. Don't forget the
number: 40 Central Avenue and "a
West jefferson: Ford The King of the
Junks
This is the last call for Christmas.
/ tell you once for all have. for pres
ents the incest line in Phoenix.
! buffets and side boards. IS. $12.
SIS. SIG.
"a dressers to choose from, 81 to $11.
different photographs and so
reels: You can buy separately or to-
gether, $500 up.
Mandolins. flutes, Mexican harps,
very cheap.
a check punch to protect fraud,
$500.
Marlin and Savage rifles; pistols,
way down
Elegant silver tray. cost 5000
$500
Beauty Punch Bowl and Glasses,
$500.
Kodaks and Minute Cameras, $3.50
Knives, Razors and glasses-Price
| easy.
Instantaneous Heater, $3.50.
Clocks. Watches and Jewelry'- good
or cheap.
Pequot Sheetings and cases-cost
$12. doz; Now $500.
Commodes. 81 to $3.50 for $500
goods.
Ruge and Carpets and Hall or Stair
Runners, $500 up.
Books-20 volumes French novels,
$500; 25 volumes Blocks novels, $500
A neat lathe and emery wheel.
a II. P. Gasoline Engine. new,
$500
A whim for horse power. $500.
In chairs. Rockers. Chiffoniers, ele-
giant Cupboards, Book Cases. Stands,
Tables, tan immense Variety or any
line Of furniture l can please YOU
Read carefully have girlies, old
maids, matrOns, and mems writing
desks, both roll or flat top, for office,
parlor or study; Price viii never stop
your purchase.
The stove pipe and all trimmings
has arrived at last.
l don't wish to tire you. but what
spirit prompts you to go to Gas Co.
for gas stoves and heaters when you
can get them here guaranteed soc on
the dollar?
Gasoline Ranges and Stoves-My
they are fine.
Wood and Coal Ranges-cook stoves
heaters all overhauled by an expert.
guaranteed, and sold way low.
The s cable for all shafts. &c foot
This gasoline tank all wiring and
tubes drops and lamps nantes and
everything ready for a three drop
light is only $500.
Have a tank and No. cook stove
with water back all ready to install