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Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
Not Guilty,

Hey, you big busher!" yelleld an excited fan as the piScher of the home team issued his fourth successive base on balls. forcing runner across the plate. Where did you learn to F'tchi In correspondence school?"
 If the pitcher heard, he made DC sign. but another spectator sitting near the excited one administered . stinging rebuke.
 You talk like a fish" he said scornfully. What makes you think that dub ever learned to pitch any. where?"
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
TENDER SENSITIVE SKINS
Quickly soothed by cutieura. Moth.
 Ing Better. Trial Free.

Especially when preceded by a hot bath with Cuticura Soap. Many com forting things these fragrant super. creamy emollients may do for the skin. scalp. hair and hands and do it quickly. effectively and economically Also for the toilet. bath and nursery.
 Sample each free by mail with Book. Address postcard. Cuticura, Dept. KY, Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
Mean Disposition.

Before engaging rooms in your house." said the bachelor, T want to know if there are any families with crying babies staying here"
 I'm afraid there fs," replied the landlady; but We"
 Well, was just going to say" con. tinued the other. that if there are, l want you to put me in the room next to theirs. l want to wake up in the night and hear their trouble. so that can congratulate myself again that I'm not married"
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
Lending to Farmers.

Texas bankers who make a practice of lending morey to farmers have adopted for their own protection and for the guidance of borrowers. what is known as a -crop rate sheet for safe farming and bank credit" Tax ing a 40-acrc. two-horse farm as . unit, this sheet states the live stock and the quantity of food and feed crops necessary to support on such . farm a family of five. The pro spective borrower Is requested to state in th, same way the actual system
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08

No Use.

They're using an awful lot Of au- tomobiles in the European war;" re marked the auto enthusiast.
 T know" said the disgruntled pc destrian. But what good does 1t do? The manufacturers keep turning the blamed things out faster than those fellows over there can bust 'em up."
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
Charity.

T hates desc suspicious guys" said the panhandler.
 What have dey been doin' to you now?" asked his friend.
 "A gink gives me dime dis morn in to git somethin' to eat, and den he follers me into a restaurant and watches me spend it."
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
Whitevsash the Poultry House.

Use the spray pump to whitewash your poultry house. Make a good whitewash, adding a little carbolic acid. and spray the building thorough. ly, covering every bit of the surface and the house will be wonderfully sweetened
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
The Great Trouble.

Apropos of seashore divorce. Mayor Riddle of Atlantic City said:
 The great trouble is that so many husbands, when they meet an old fame down here on the wind-swept beach. insist on being moths"
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08

NegetabIes IS one or the most important points in
 culinary art The care less. haphazard season ing ruins an otherwise appetizing and whole some dish. Ruskin says much tasting means no wasting" so the skiilful cook seasons. tastes and seasons again until the
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
SGzoKTUITN
 i@4BKE$P

Ii pays 10 stick 10 one thing. Only those persons in whose lives some great purpose outweighs everything else, rise above the shoulders of the crowd. Tbe man who minds h!s own business will soon have a business 10 mind.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08

combination is wei come after it has been through the freezer.
 Orange Sherbet.- Beat one egg light ly. add it to a quar- of milk. and a pint nf cream niSSo.r-x
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
Not Likely.

"A curious thing happened to me this morning" began the man who al ways told long-winGed stories.
 Did somebody stop 10 listen to one of your yarns?" inquired the other, reaching for his hat
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
Not Sc Bad as That.

What are you so furious about, wife?"
 Mrs. Smith just called me an old cat,"
 Why. you're not old."-Farm Life
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08

Some happy talent and some fortu- nate opportunity may form the two sides of the ladder on which some men mount. but the rounds of that ladder must be made of stun to stand wear and tear-DiCkens.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
NeoIected Duty.

A good many farmers who neglected to plant an orchard and shade trees while they were young waste more time now wishing they had them than 1t would have taken to plant them ip the beginning.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
MANY WAR ZONE no.pITALs

hsvs o-eered Aliens Foo:-Esse. the snnsep.e powder. fo' use among th< convzescent rocpA. Shaken into the shoes or dissolved in the foot bath, Aliens Foot Ease give. refreshing rest and comfort and prevents the feet getting tired o. ioot-sore Ty Il 1GpAY p-nt .eespt any sub rle. address. Allen 5. Cimsted leSoy :. Y-Aev
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
UnintentionaI Criticism,

You were not at the theater yester day when the first representation ol your new piece took place"
 "i was kept away by an important engagement"
 Indeed, fkIndly) Well. you didnr miss anything!"-F7iegence Blaettei tMunich).
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08

The heart Is not aiwayI a royal mint. with patent machinery to work its metal into current coin. Sometimes it throws out in strange forms. not cas- ily recognized as coin at an.-Dickens.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08

NtdI UIOtU dUU Itt COOH until tender. Cook & half cupful of rice. two dozen potato balls and a dozen small onions separately until nearly done. drain
 and add the chicken with a can of small string beans. rinsed in boiling water. Let simmer about ten minutes when all
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
Nu. hAf~s.Q

followed on his own farm. The closer the actual practice approaches the system outlined in the rate sheet the better is the farmers credit
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
Of No Further Use.

What are these volumes you are throwing out?"
 My library on international law"
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
After a Catch.

man with small nesh net was seen returning to his bungalow.
 Been out after the speckled beau. ties?" asked a neighbor.
 No, I'm going in after mosquitoes.- replied the net bearer. with vengeance in his tones
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
Directions Wanted. .

Oculist-You will drop a little of this into your eye three times a day. Patient-Before meals, or after?
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08

full of mashed ba. mana and half c cupful of grated co coanut Arrange on a small plate and pour orange juice over the mix ture.
 ,,iA e
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
4 la Bible.

If I kissed you on one cheek, wha would you do?"
 I'd turn the other cheek, also.s
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08

Red Cross Bag Blue makes the lsundress happy, makes clothes winter than snow. All good grocers. Adv.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
SUNNI ER DESSERTS.

dainty summer dessert is made of one-half cupful of peanuts. one cup
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
DINNER DISHES FOR COMPANY.

Cut a well cleaned chicken into pieces at the joints, cover with hot
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
SUMM ER DISHES.

There is no dessert more popular than the frozen one. in fact almost an,
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
SOME NEW WAYS WITH MEATS

The seasoning of meat sauces. meats and combinations of meat and
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-08-08
Municipal Researeh Chickens.

Farmer-These are chickens.
 City Guest-1 presume one breed lays scrambled eggs and the other fried
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-03-04
Boys Furnishings

Lot Boys Fleece Lined Shirts and Drawers
: Last Call Price 25c
SOC Medium Weight Union Suits Last Call
) lot Bows SOC Night Shirts Las Call Pr Csc
Lot Boys 25c Outing Flannel Boue Last Call Price IL 12c
Lot Bows SOC Wool Blouses Last Call 25c
q Lot Boys 81 Fur Caps Last Call 1Oc
5 Lot Boys 15c Wool NIitens. Last Call Price &c
5 Lot T8c Gloves Last Call Price 24c
5 Lot Bows CSC Gloves I.astC Call Price 49c
)" GRAY Outing Flannel Shirts Price 25c
lo Boys Silk Popln Hands Last Call Price SC
Lot Boys Pc Wool Leather Gloves and Attens
~ Last Call Price 19c
- Bows SOC Outing Flannel Paamas
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-03-04
EGYPT EXPECTS ATTACK.
Fresh Bodies Of Troops Seen Near the
Frontier, It Is Said.

CAIRO, Egypt March will the
Turks make a scccnd attack ON Egypt
ANA the ~ucz canal: That is the ques-
tion which both civilians and the mill
t@ry are discussing here.
The balance of opinion would appear
in favor of the belief that DJemcl
Pasha viii make at least another at
tempt before giving up the task as
hopeless. Many persons believe that
his earlier effort was but d reconnais-
saucc in force, and that now that lie
has better idea of what he has to
face he will try again with all the
strength he can muster.
Reports speak of fresh bodies of
! troops in motion near the frontier It
is added that half dozen big guns are
being brought along. These are mounted
ON carriages with centipede wheels, and
each is drawn by Il Span of twentyfoul
oxen.
Some prisoners say the first army
started off from Palestine without ar
/ tillerE, and il may be gathered from
this that the artillery used in the fight
ing was sent off long before the arm,
started.
Others believe that, long before wa
with Turkey was declared German off
GERS with the Turkish army in Syri
sent forward artillery to be buried i
the sand, ready for the advance acres
the desert.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-03-04
BRATTLEBORO LOCAL.

The second consignment from the
local surgical dressings committee,
consisting of 1920 pieces, has been
shipped to headquarters in New York.
In this box was small consignment
from Vernon women. The surgical
dressings workers will not meet again
until Monday.
Harry Knight, Guy Jones and Ralph
Alien pleaded guilty in municipal court
yesterday afternoon to the charge of
the larceny of four chic kens from w.
F. Richardson Sunday. Fines OF SO
each and costs were imposed and paid
A trail of blood served as q clue for
the owner of the chickens.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-03-04
FOLLY OF MILITARIST
ARGUMENT EXPOSED
The War and Ourselves Subject of Ad-
dress to Woman's Club by John
Graham Brooks of Boston.

The War and Ourselves was the sub
ject of an Accordingly interesting ad-
dress by John Graham Brooks of Bos-
ton before the Brattleboro Woman 5
club in the Unitarian church last even
ing. Mr.. Brooks is a student of social
conditions, formerly a member of the
Harvard university faculty, and
speaker of considerable reputation AL
though the lecture was public, the au-
dience was not as large as it ought to
have been. Mr.. Brooks was presented
to the audience by Mrs. F. |. Swift,
president of the Woman s club.
He spoke first of the lack of informa-
ton about the war except from per
sonal letters and told of such letters
received from Poland which gave lust
a peep into the depths of agony and
destitution which the war is causing in
that country, about which we know
very little. From an economic stand
point, the cost of the war is inconceiv-
able, 10000 millions of dollars already
spent, on which the interest alone is
two thousand millions a year. The
causes of the war cannot be determined
now. All diplomatic publications are
| given out with the deliberate intention
| OF creating q favorable impression for
one side or the other; all the literature
about the war is tinged with personal
| opinions and prejudices. Another gen
Grafton, perhaps, may know the truth.
| Mr.. Brooks exposed the folly of the
militarst argument that preparation
for war is a means of promoting peace
/ He spoke of the army and navy of the
United States and of the men in Con
| greSs who want to increase it to equa'
the army of Germany and the navy OF
| England. He spoke of the Swiss svs
tenn Of military training which takes
every young man for a short term OF
duty but teaches that military force i,
To be used for defense only The lacl
of foTtiieatiOns between this countr,
and Canada and of the long peace tina
has prevailed in spite of many differ
anrcs that have arisen were mentioned
and finally he urged every one to rca,
Norman T. Angel : The Great ILLUSION
and spoke at some length on the teach
in@s of this little book
The belief in the necessity of war
develop national life is Just as prepos
ferrous rs the belief in witcheraft whic'
formerly demded whole nations. Al
great nations must sooner or later unit
IN a great compact to keep the peace
enforced by an army and navy no
more than one tenth as large as tn
present military and naval forces. bu
. which could be united against any on
? nation breaking the truce.
5 Mr.. Brooks, who is cousin of Mr.
/ J. N. Tyler, is the author of The Sc
cial Unrest, As Others See Is. Contlic
of Moronoiv and Good Citizenship, an
b The Life of Henry Baldwin, beside
r many ESSAYS and addresses.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-03-04
THIRTY-FIvE BODIES FOUND.
Renewed Zeal in Clearing Away Debris
of LaYlands Mine

HINTON, w. Va, March 4 Half a
hundred miners and mining experts to-
day worked with renewed zeal to clear
away the debris in the Laylands mine,
where an explosion occurred Tuesday in
the hope Of finding some trace of life in
the vast workings.
Thirty-five bodies had been brought to the
surface, but it was believed many more
would be found before the day was over
Slow progress was made in the search
yesterday, owing to the great amount OF
wreckage and after damp encountered II
the mine
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-03-04
BIRTHS.

In Bondville, March /, daughter to
Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Brooks.
In Fresno, Calf, Feb. Z, a daughter,
Eileen Anne, to Mr.. and Mrs. George
Mason Ingram, granddaughter to Mr..
and Mrs William B. Ingram of Oil
fields, Calf
In South Newfane, Feb. "a, son,
Henry Lewis, to Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis
Coombs.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-03-04

Some people, after finding out "who
is who,' got fits; others may expect
the same. The arrival of new spring
fabrics for men s wear awaits your in
spection at 10 Spruce street. Taylor,
the Tailor.-Adv. 299-4
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-03-04

, Men $40 Galloway, Austral
Pony Goats.
l Mans So Raccoon Coat.
l Mans 500 Raccoon Coat.
/ Man. S125 Raccoon Goat.
/ Man $3.50 Raccoon Coat.
, Men, $500 Racoon Goats.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-03-04
Mems and Women's Fur Coats

Last Call Price $3.50
Last Call Price $500
Last Call Price $3.50
Last Call Price $3.50
Last Call Price $1,000
Last Call Price $500
Last Call Price S19.75
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1915-03-04

Il, Russian Dog and Russian
Lost Call Price $500
Last Call Price $3.50
Last Cali Price $1,000
Last Call Price $50. so
Last Call Price S75. 90
Last Call Price $4,000
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-04-14
PLAYS SLEUTH;
SUSPECTS NABBED

Albert Ball. Of No. 1865 Joseph
Campau-ave.. whose nome was en-
tered by burglars. Sunday. played
policeman ana caused the arrest Of
William J. Burke, SO years old. and
Charles Filler, "a years old. OF No.
1927 Riopelle-st
Ball traced one OF the burglars.
Sunday. to PADDY" McGraw's -
loon. at Clay and St Aubin-avess
Hamtramck. Monday afternoon he
saw Burke in the saloon, and identi-
fed him as the suspect.
Filler was arrested by the Ham
tramck ofiicers on the charge Of
stealing from q pay station tele-
phone In ]. Precxewski's grocery.
No. 1858 Duboisst. and Ball identi-
fed him as the other burglar. ~
Ter and Burke are chums.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-04-14
Bethlehem Goes To
155, But Breaks In
Last Hour
OTHER STOCKS
RISE 2 TO4POINTS
Sales Pass Million
Mark For Second
Time In Week

EvsainG Post CeaDanyl
NEW YORK. April i3.-In to-
days round between the specu-
lative outside public and the con.
sentative part OF wall-st., the out
side public won. Apparently. this
result was helped substantially by
the dining OF the excited specula-
tion for the rise by a good part OF
professional wallst. Under this
double influence. the stock market
at times broke all restraint; In
particular Bethlehem Steel. which
closed yesterday at 1874. opened to-
day at 1875 IL. and mad got up to 155
In the afternoon rise OF 81 points
since week ago. Such a perform.
aace put on the speculative appetite
the edge that might have been ex.
peeted. and the market az a whole
became extremely wild. Other nc
tive stocks scored rise OF to 4
points.
In the last hour OF business.
when o. violent break In Bethlehem
Steel from l55. It's highest price.
suggested a possible reaction else
where In the market. the copper
mining shares were taken In hand
and bid up ut a spectacular pace.
which again started other shares
advancing. This, II will be observed.
can hardly have been the work OF a
h9etericaH outside public" Il In
fetred concerted work by wall-st.
itself. The markets closing once
more witnessed vhaotic movement
Of prices. with n good many sharp
declines. outside OF Bethlehem
Steel. which closed at 1876. sales
jof the day. for the second time with
In q week. rose above one million
shares.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-04-14
NEW YORK PRoDucE.

NEW YORK, April ls.--Flour: Dull
but steady. Pork: Quiet: mess. s19U
1880. Lard Easy: middle west spot.
$4,000. sugar Raw, steady; cen.
trifugal. 90 test. s4.ss. muscovade. 81
test, t3s7: refined, steady; cut loaf
$3.50; crushed. 500; powdered. SEQ
$40: graduated, $500 dfe.o5. Coffee:
rio No. Z on spot, 75sQsc Taliow;
Quiet; city. SIC; special. &c; country,
Hay ~ F ss.. syPe r,%s' s 81 q 4
Go5. Dressed poultry: Dull; tur-
fowls. iSs aisHs, ducks. ifdiIYe.
ducks. isaf4c: fowls. f7Gisc; tur.
keys. 159fsc: ROSTERS. i1hc. Cheese:
Firm; state milk. common TO specials.
1s017Lc; skins. common TO specials.
sG1thc; full skins. sd7c.
Butter: Firm ,grseceipts i,;1s5'
tubs. 229sfxc; imitation creamery
nrsts, 3saa2nc. Eggs; steady; re-
ceipts $3.50. nearby white fancy,
ashc: nearby mixed fancy. afa2ec;
fresh firsts. 1o% case.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-04-14
DRUGGIST FINED;
SERVED DRINKS,
POLICE ALLEGE

Thomas II. Hitler, druggist. at No.
1864 oakland-ave.. paid a $50 fine,
IN preference 10 going to the work.
house for so days, when he was
found guilty In Justice STEMS court,
Tuesday. of falling to record sales
OF liquors In his drug store, as pre-
syribed by law.
Killers place was raided by the
free lance" squad. some time ago,
and testimony Of police oficer.
taken Tuesday. included an affidavit
that during enc week, i62 cases OF
Der we're unloaded at Killers drug
store.
The police alleged that Hitler was
supplying the neighborhood with
dAnks. without having to pay a sa-
loon license.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-04-14
L a 8 h Lawyer Who
S0licits Business
Through News
BENCH DECLARES
ACTION INDECENT
Attorney Is Warned
Not to Repeat
Offense

Although he obtained no results
from a liner advertisement. inserted
in the Detroit News, soliciting dr.
vorce cases, a lawyer, whose name
is withheld. was called before the
Wayne circuit judges, Monday. and
told that his conduct was reprehen-
sible. Tuesday morning, Judge Al
fred j. Murphy. who Ii presiding.
made public resolution adopted by
the judges. In which the practice OF
soliciting divorce cases In newspa-
pers is termed, immoral. indecent
and contrary to the ethics Of the
profession"
The lawyer promised to discon-
tinue the advertisement.
Following is the formal statement
given out by Judge Murphy:
THE Association OF the Bar. hav.
ing investigated an anonymous ad-
vertisement appearing In one of the
Detroit daily newspapers, In which
divorce cases and other legal busi-
ness were solicited, communicated
Its conclusions to the bench. with
the request that the offending attor-
ney be notified that his conduct was
reprehensible. and that the bar be
advised Of the view OF the court.
The judges. by resolution. formal
ly adopted. have characterized the
conduct in question as immoral, In
decent and contrary to- the ethics Of
the profession The attorney In.
VOWED was called before the judges
in chambers. was apprised. OF the &C
ton Of the bench. and demand was
made that the advertisement be dis
continued. He gave his promise to
comply with this demand. Il is but
fair to him to say that no divorce
business was obtained by him In
answer to the advertisement.
This statement is made In com
pliance with the request OF the Az
sociation of the Bar"
The advertisement In question
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-04-14
man
TO Be GIVEN
new CHANCE
John Bolio, Blacklisted
Last Year, Will Get
License
SALOON SALES
UNDER REVIEW

John Boho. saloonkeeper. at No.
$500 Jefferson-aye,. whose license
was taken away by the liquor com
mittee last year because Il was alleg-
ed that he was persistent violator
Of the Warner-CTamton law. will be
given another license, May 1. He APP
peared before the committee. Tues
day morning. and made application
to have the liquor license owned by
Albert Krimmel transferred to his
name.
Certainly Bolio will get a II
cense," said Aid Elmer Case. men,
Der OF the committee. HE is not an
undesirable"
Chairman Dingeman also laughed
when he explained that Bolio was
put out OF business for violating the
Warner ramton Sunday closing law.
Everybody else in town was keep
ing open, SO why should Bolio be
singled out as an undesirable when
he was doing just what every other
saloonkeeper was doing and getting
away WITH" was the manner In
which Chairman Dingeman answered
the argument against giving another
license to an undesirable, q transac.
ticn prohibited by law.
AS one member Of the committee
explained IL, the ousting OF Bolio
vas the direct result Of ill-feeling
between Aid Charles w. Burton,
former chairman OF the committee,
ard william Hillger. real estate deal
er in Fairview. Bolio re-opened his
place under another license shortly
after May 1, 1914.
Thirty sales were reviewed by the
committee, Tuesday morning. The
committee was interested in the
sales to the extent to inquiring into
the citizenship of the new applicant
Edward LaChance. saloonkeeper,
at No. 1864 Russell-st, nearly lost
out en- his application to transfer to
No. 401 Clay-st. and dispose OF his
business TO William Long, because
the committee learned that he was
81 200 in debt. He promised to
square his debts with the money
he obtained from the sale OF his IL
cense and the committee granted his
request.
Magnus G. Wick will get the II.
cense for saloon at No. 81 Atwater.
st. east. The saloon business Is
owned by Mrs. Rasch. but the saloon
has been managed since 1895 by
| Wick. When the Warner-C ramton
law went into effect It was necessary
for the license TO be taken out In
Wick's name. He ran the business
on go per cent basis. Now Wick
wants the whole business. and the
committee is apparently willing to
give IL to him, since the law forbids
woman TO hold license.
Several petitioners. who failed to
appear. viii be given a last chance
to appeal Wednesday morning OF
next week.
Police Commissioner Gillespie
went over his blacklist with mem.
bers OF the liquor committee. Mon.
day afternoon, and eliminated the
names OF saloonkeepers against
whom the police did not have posi-.
tive reports. The committee has al
ready heard Al cases on the black
list and II is understood that about
20 remain to be heard. In addition
the liquor committee investigator
will have list of about % undesir.
ables. making In all list of nearly
100 reported as undesirables. As
some of the commissioners early re.
ports were weak" Il Is not likely
that out of the whole number the
committee will refuse licenses ia
more than 80 TO 35.