Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-30
DIFFERENT TOM
And JERRY Than
BACCHUS DRANK.
Teal Company Serves UP New
Feature, But Not in a Bowl;
It Comes in a Splash
10y the Sporting Editor.)

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The Governor and the Mayor and a
lot OF other personages Of importance
in political life was among these pre-
sent at the Armory last eve, and some
one had to look II over. Then the
nightingale MARBLES at the Opera
House and they had to have some one
what could tell q staccato from the
Area from Faust, so ! gets me choice
and takes squint at the tom and
Jerry"
Don't get the idea circulating
around your think works that this
TON and Jerry" comes in bowl cuz
1t doesn't 1t comes IL splash, and
its different than the stuff that old
man Baccheus used to wade in. List
to the zepher like voice saying its
the name of show. They did it at
the Bijou, and 1t wasn't my fault.
They could call 1t by any other cogno-
men, and IT would still have the Co
logne flavor.
The Tom end Of it is Tom Jones and
he's got q wife, but outside OF that
he's all right. One night when the
shades OF eve were fell he goes out
to beach and gets in one of them
Ferris wheels with a dame that is
also sad, bein' married. The mechani-
cal continuance gets on the blink. as
Westinghouse would chirp, and then
they get stuck up In mid-air and
WHEY springs the first prose poem
ever endited, sayin', Where we're you
last night"
well, Tom says he was out in
little half-portion hamlet where the
water tank is the principal building.
sticking around with friend. She
don't fall-not this autumn.
Then Jerry Flint oozes in on the
air, and he Is the guy what has the
wife, and. he tells a lot Of stuff about
squaring Tom, and he nearly falls
through the Chippendale. Then the
wives break in and honestly, its like
nut factory the way they get twisted.
tons since the Johnstown flood. You
had to laugh at the blooming story, |
II it was crazy. t
There was young lady reporter
there who was the society editor of |
the Evening Blaze. She interviews
the Tom guy and does it In the regu.
lar society editor way. Maybe. Her
name was Pansy, one of the flowers |
of the flock. Her last name was De |
Lacour. Every time you hear this |
name you think of the Bots Blanc. |
She was good, and why they didn't |
sneak her In for q longer bunch OF |
is yet to- be noted. Iet
Tom and Jerry were like the sp1ts
terings OF reestabiished fire works |
factory.
Fritz Fields as Jerry, and Homer
Long as Tom, got lot of laffs, and /
one dame In the front end of the /
house sgltturaied like a real laff
works. Raymond Teal got back again
with the burnt cork, and as Sam made I
good. His specialties went over like /
q house afire Madeline Rowe and
Hazel Lake was the loyin' wifeys, and
they acted it. Hand EN- a little OF /
the wreath for their laurels. Claude
Kelly, Roy Kinslow and Corinne Car.
keek didn't have much to shoot off /
about, but it was the quality, not the
area that counted with this trio.
Any time that some one with
voice can get up on The rostrum and
chirp Lotus Land" they can get a
bunch Of Hopping phalanges. Made
line Rowe did 1t, and 1t went big. I
That's some song, even though the
barber has to be called In every quar-
ter to take off the hirsute appendages.
One big girl In the center nearly
queered the song when she sprained
q black note trying to get her voice
put to Waikiki Outside of this fal.
setto the thing went good The Sec
ond choice song was That's When I'll
Marry 'You," sung by Pansy De
Oh. what's the use? Pansy got the
house when she hiked out on the run
ming board and uttered this Marry
stuff: "Pll Get You" was the song
Hazel Lake sprinkled. and she put it
over big. Reuben Tango by Roy
Kinslow, got as many hand bustins as
any. Homer Long from Tonopah sang
'Goldfield Is In Nevada" 1t had Reno
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