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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
HELP WANTED-MaIe and Female

WANTED Janitor. middle-a aged
white man and wife. without children,
lor apartment building. Free rent of
thfee steam cheated rooms and bath and
good wages, with extra pay for woman
II she will help with housework and
40 hight washing. Good position for
honest' sober. trustworthy couple. APP
Ply to John Smith. Engineer. Elliott
Fisher Company.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

THE Harrisburg PoIycIinic Dispen-
sary will be open daily. except Sunday,
at 2. NJ at its new location, front and
Harris streets. for the free treatment of
the worthy poor.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

FOR SALE - so acres. situated IA
miles from Harrisburg, consisting of
bank barn, 10-room dwelling, all neces-
sary outbuildings. Also 40 acres (no
buildings), suitable for general farming
or poultry. For further information
apply Walter Klingler. 1903 North Sixth
street, Harrisburg.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

FOR RENT-Only one left of
the eight storerooms, corner Ham
ilton and Third streets. Rent $l2.
Suitable for any business. Chas.
Adler, Real Estate and Insurance,
1902 North Third street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
LOST
FOUND

FOUND - The best results nave
found by the ladies who had their Sults
and Coats remodeled to the latest style
by the Ladies' Tailor. II. L. Powell, szo
North Third street Estimates tree'
FOUND - That Eggert's Steam Dye
inE & French Cleaning works, 124o
Market St. do the very bess work IN
the city. Call either phone Tor .FooL
we call and deliver.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

WANTED - Girls over 10 to
strip tobacco. Also experienced
Rollers, Bunchmakers Packers.
Filler and Binder Strippers. Wei
fare looked after by trained nurse.
Apply Harrisburg Cigar Com
pany, 500 Race street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
CHICAGO BOARD OF TRADE
RN dsso-,1f,J

Chicago, ILL.,, Oct. 14-Board of Trade
Wheat-December. 1.06 u; May, 1.07h.
Corn-December, 3S3s; May, so.
Oats-December, 3Sss; May, 39&.
Pork-December, 1880; January, is 90.
Iard-November, 9.65; January, go.
Ribs-October, 9.85: january. $40.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
SITUATIONS wANTED-NIaIe

WANTED - Young man, good edu-
cation, desires position where industri-
Gus work will lead to advancement;
three years drafting experience; best
OF reference. Address Q2. care of Tele-
graph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

FOR RENT = $40 Nectarine street;
three-story brick house; all improve
ments; possession at Cnce; $3.50. APP
ply 320 Crescent street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

WANTED Young lady, with ex
pecience in office work, desires position;
fair knowledge of stenography; refer
ences. Call Bell phone 22S2 between 3
and IL y. NJ. and 2 and 2. NJ.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

500 CASH will give you possession to
a house now vacant = balance can be
paid as rent. This is an opportunity
to own your property. Bell Realty Co,
Bergner Building
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

SEITZ - Henrietta L. Seitz. widow. of
the late DIR. John L. Seitz, at her
home. 914 North Sixth street. Tues
? day evening.
Funeral Friday, at P. NJ. Burial
private.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
AGENTS WANTED
NEW YORIN CoNCERN

NEW YORK CONCERN
Requires the services of a local repre-
sentative in Harrisburg and vicinity.
The man must be good salesman with
clean record. capable of presenting
proposition TO businessmen and manu-
facturers Exclusive territory to the
right man. This is an excellent open
S. P. Stearns. Columbus Hotel stating
age, experience. etc. also give phone
where you can be reached at once.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

FOR RENT = Six-room houses, with
stables, half mile north of Penbrook.
G. Hartman, SS North Twelfth street,
City, or william BrenTeman, Penbrook.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

SIXTH STREET PROPERTY in eigh-
teen hundred block for sale all i'm
proVements - good business location.
Now is your time to buy this property
Bell Realty Co, Bergner Building.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

FOR RENT - Basement room. suit
able for tailor. cobbler or plumber, at
best and ySster r Gipnie I25i Mar.
ket street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

keener Wants piaSe WITH s9e small 9dSit
family or widower; l have little girl
I years; can give best of city reference.
p. o. Box l01, Wagner, Miffiin
county, Pa
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
TO HIRE

TO HIRE-Ma squerade costumes and
full dress suits: also full lot of hair
goods. including wigs. boards etc. Ap-
ply Brenner's, i2i-426 Walnut, or Bell
phone 1251J.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
HELP MANTED-MaIe

wANTED-Men to learn to become
practical chaufeurs. We give you
our unlimited $50 practical course
|mow for $50. We practice you IRON
the time you start on repairing ana
driving automobiles until you graduate,
Thirty cents per hour guaranteed as
ling private cars. Auto Transportation
|School, North Cameron street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
ROOM AND BOARD WANTED

WANTED - Board and room in pri-
vate family for one or three gentle
men. Answer stating price. etc. Ad-
dress c., 31S7. care of Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
STORAGE

FIREPROoF STORAGE. Private
rooms for household goods, SO per
month and up. We invite inspection.
Low insurance. 437-445 South Second
street. Harrisburg Storage Company.
STORAGE z1s Broad street. SeR
household goods and merchandise Prf.
vate rooms. 81 to S5 Wagons. &c cents
per month. Apply d. Cooper u Co. xII
Broad street. Both nhonsa
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
GREGORY

- william H. Gregory,
after a lingering illness. aged 5S
years.
day morning, at II o'clock. from his
late residence. 1921 North Second
street Services and burial private.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

CIGAR SALESMAN to take charge
of this territory on Popular blttie
Cigar. Must be able to finance hlmselI
ana be able to work statesmen, reference
as to ability, etc. Address D., S4-o'
care of Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

WANTED - An experienced girl for
general housework. Go home nights.
|Three in family. No washing or iron
ling. Reference required. Good wages.
address Box w. 3091, care of Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
ROOMS WANTED

WANTED - Two or three furnished
rooms, for light housekeeping. for
couple with infant. Address, stating
particulars. NJ, 1921, care of Telegraph
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
Deaths

sIGLER-Rev George sigler. aged 81
years.
Funeral Friday afternoon, 2 o'clock,
Church of God. Mechanicsburg.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

WANTED - Experienced driver Tor
wholesale cake wagon. Apply :. r.
|Fernbaush, 1851 North Sixth street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

WANTED - White girl for general
zhousework; small. new house; family
OF three. 522 Spruce street, Steelton,
Pa.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

WANTED - White woman for house
work in adult family of three; refer
ences required. Call PA North Second
street. third floor apartment.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT
FOR RENT

FOR RENT - To reliable, married
couple only, desirable house. No. 213S
North Sixth street; newly decorated: :
all conveniences; large yard; two
rooms reserved: rent reasonable; ref
erences required
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

MADE s50,0UU in five years in the
mail order business, began with IS.
Send for free booklet. Tells how. Iea-
cock. $50 Lockport. n. z.
ANY Intelligent person can earn good
Income corresponding for newspapers;
experience unnecessary. Send for par
ticulars. Press Syndicate. 79S. Lock.
port. N. Y.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
HELP WANTED-Female

EXPERT training by my n.ethod, and
every student employed is my record
be successful. Harrisburg Shorthand
School. 81 North Second street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

FOR RENT - No. 22O0 Brookwood
street, S16 per month-cozy home-2 y
story brick--corner-front and rear
porches-all conveniences, Apply Clas
ter's Jewellery Store. 500 Market street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
FOR RENT

ton; 3-story building; larfge store room
and flats; will rent or sell at a
bargain; possession given Immediately.
Apply S. w. Fitzgerald Real Estate
Agency, 317 Walnut street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

NEW HOUSES with steam heat-gas
and electric light all other modern
improvements desirable location -
brick construction. Prices. only S3.1OO
and $4,000. Bell Realty Co.. Bergner
Building.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14
BUSINESS PERSONALS

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE in our
work when compared to other firms, the
reason is that we are interested In you
personally and want you to look well
dressed, the way to do this, is to send
your clothes to US for renovsting, our
methods are the best and give perfect
satisfaction. West End Cleaning and
Dying, 1927 North Third street; Bell
phone 717W.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-10-14

FOR RENT - 1923 Boas street, 2h-
story frame: front and back porches: /:
improvements; large yard; $1$.00 per
per month. Inquire D. B. Hess, 1853
Park street
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
FACTS ON FARM ACREAGE.

The total land area of the United
States is 1,903,2S9,600 acres, Of
which S1S,7S9,325 acres is now
farmed. Ten years ago there were
S3S, 591,744 acres in farms, the in
crease in number of farms being 1913
per cent. The average number of
acres in each farm is 1873, against
146 acres ten years ago. The per-
centage of total land area improved
is now PSI, against 21.8 per cent
ten years ago.
The value of farm land has in
creased in ten years from $50, 49,
100000 to $40,991, 100000 at the
present valuation. This is an increase
of over 100 per cent. The average
value of all property per farm is
$6,444 compared with $3,563 ten
years ago, an increase of 500 per
cent. The average land value is now
$32.40 per acre. 1t was 1857 i'll
1900, which shows an increase of
1851 per cent in the last decade
Home.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
WHY OBJECTION TO UNIFoRM7
Hard TO See Reason for Distsste
Which Has Been Made Subject
OF Much Discussion.

In discussing the suggestion that
saleswomen, female clerks and ste
nographers shall adopt uniform at
tire one young woman protests that
this would be a humiliation. That
is doubtful, unless it is claimed that
to be distinguished as one who works
for a living is humiliating. And
certainly this cannot be, for to do
that is about the most commonplace
thing there is. This is a world of
working people.
Is the uniform of a policeman hui
initiating? Or that of a soldier, or
of a navy officer or man, or of a pas
senger conductor or brakeman, or of
station agent, or of a trained nurse,
or Of a fire department man, or of a
nurse girl, or of an Office building at
tache, or Of a bank messenger?
Isn't it fact that the Young wom-
ans fancy turns graciously toward
the man in uniform, and that, his
station in life corresponding with
hers, the uniformed man has an adj
vantage in his siege of a futtering
heart over his less fortunate rival in
citizens garb? Consider the uni
formed woman, too, and is there any
Of the sisterhood comparable in nifty
appearance with the professional
nurse in her distinctive dress? Per-
ish the thought of humiliation or
servility! Even conceding that at
first the innovation might be embar-
RAISING, as soon as there was general
adaptation to the new arrangement
it would cease to convey any such
feeling as humiliation.-Pittsburgh
Gazette-Times.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20

Copper Hill. vs.--Mrs. Ida Con-
ner. Of this place. says: For years I
had a pain in my right side. and was
very sick with womanly troubles. |
tried different doctors but could get
no relief. | had given up all hope Of
ever getting well, ! took Cardui. and
1t relieved the pain in my side. and
now feel Ike q new person. It'll a
wonderful medicine" Many WON:
en- are completely WORKOUT and dis
couraged on account of some wom-
anly trouble. Are you? Take Cardui
the woman's tonic. Its record shows
that it will help you. Why wait?
Try it today. Ask your druggist
about it.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
J. C. HOOE. Agt.
Unusual Offer To Our Readers.

For limited time. and subject to
withdrawal after 80 Jays. the we'll
known publishing house of the J. B.
Lippincott Company. Philadelphia,
founded in 1892. offers to the readers
of this paper IL months subscrip-
ton to 'Lippincott's Magazine" and
a years subscription to the Kentuck-
ian, both for $500. Thisis the price
of a twelve months subscription to
"Lippincott's" alone. Additional to
obtaining every issue Of this paper
for a year. our readers will receive
in "Lippincott's." IL great complete
novels by popular authors. los short
stories. crisp. entertaining. original
as timely articles from the pens Of
masters. and each month some ex'
cellent poems with the right senti.
ment. and "Walnuts and Wine"
the most popular humor section In
America. To obtain this extraordin-
airy offer prompt action is necessary.
Remit to J. B. Lippincott Company.
Washington Square. Phils.. Pa.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
REAL ATTRACTION OF WEALTH
Applicants Desire for Money Neatly
Summed Up by John D.
Rockefeller, Jr.

Since his appearance before the
industrial relations commission the
Junior John ID. Rockefeller's life, in
deed, has been made almost burden
to him of late by petitioners-peti-
TONERS with lofty aims, Of course,
but burdensome for all that.
They are chuckling at "26 Broad
way" over a young man who visited
Mr.. Rockefeller last week. This
young man, a graduate of western
university, said:
'rMr. Rockefeller, it is plain that
you have been greatly misunder-
stood. Now that your philanthropy
ical ideas are better known, / VEN
ture to ask you"
And the young man explained, in
very high-fown language, that he
would like Standard Oil job where
in he could get rich quick so that he,
too, might aid in uplifting the
downtrodden.
Mr.. Rockefeller, regarding the
young man in his calm manner,
said:
"You want some way of growing
rich rapidly. It's not bad idea.
And you don't want riches for their
own sake, but for the sake of what
you can accomplish with them, Ell?
In other words"
Here Mr.. Rockefeller permitted
himself dry little smile.
Gin other words" he ended, cts
the spending that attracts you"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
FALLS FROM BRIDGE; CAUGHT.

Watching a freight train on the
Pennsylvania railroad passing be-
meath the Thirty-third street bridge
at Pittsburgh, Walter Bette, six
year-old son of Frank Bette, lost his
balance and plunged from tn,
bridge.
Standing on top of one of the box
cars was Robert Roundtree, a brake
man, watching the child, who
dropped from the railing of the
bridge at the exact moment Round
tree was below that point.
Instinctively the brakeman flung
out his arms, braced himself, and
when he recovered his bearings
found himself gripping an urchin
who was looking up into his face
with wide-eyed wonder. The train
was stopped and the boy scampered
home.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
WANTED!

l will offer sIgood liberal PROPOSE
ton to one who will. help me put on
the market my Newly Patented"
quick selling household article. Will
bear investigation. Good profit on
each sale.
G. H. l.,
Care "Kentuckian."
HopkiDsville, Ky.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
YOU CAN'T FOOL EN-.

Hyker-I wonder if George Wash
ington ever told a lie after he was
married?
Pyker-Of course not.
Hyker-Why do you think he
didn't?
Pyker-Well, he married a widow,
you know, so what was the use?
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
Ham Sacks.

New shipment of ham sacks will
be ready for delivery in a day or two.
Phone your orders or call and get
them. It is getting late for sacking
your meat.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20

For any itching skin troubles, piles,
eczema. salt rheum, hives. itch, scald
head, herpes, scabies. Doan's ONT
ment is highly recommended. SOC a
box at all tores.-Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20

Heavy, impure blood makes mud
dy. pimply complexion. headaches.
nausea, indigestion. This blood
makes you weak. pale and sickly. For
pure blood, sound digestion. use Bur-
dock Blood Bitters. $l.00 at all
stores. Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
Welcome Burden.

"a honey bee, coming home with
the nectar" says John Burroughs.
will carry one-fifth of its own
weight" Col. Boliver Beasley, who is
also an authority on quite a number
of subjects, says a man coming home
with beer will carry almost one-half
his own weight, and not complain
about the burden, either.-New Or
leans States.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
|. . 4 n.
Time Card
Effective Friday. Apr. 2. 1915.
TRAINS GOING SOIrTH.

Effective rrluty, APR. Z, lo1o'
TRAINS GOING SOUTH.
No. SC. & N. o. Linn. 11.56 p. m,
No. 51-St. L. Express 5:29 p. m.
No. 95-Dixie Flyer 9:35 a. m.
No. 55-Hopkinsville Ar. TOO. q. m,
No. 63-St. L. Fast Mail SEA q. m,
TRAINS GOING NORTH.
No. &C. & St. L. Linn, 5:29 a. m
No. Syst. Louis Express. 9:55 a. m
No. 94-Dixie Flyer. 7;08 p. m.
No. 56-Hopkinsvile Ac. $3.50 p. m
No. 54-St. L. Fast Mail 1915 p. m,
No. 81 connects at Guthrie for Memphis an;
points as far south as Erin. and for Louisville
Cincinnati and the East.
Nos. So and IS make direct connections at Guth'
RE for Louisville. Cincinnati and all points north
and east thereof.
40. 90 carries through sleepers to Atlanta. Ma
con, Jacksonville. st. Augustine and Tampa. Fin
Also Pullman zserers to New Orleans Connect
st Guthrie for points East and West. No. % vii
not carry local passengers for points north
Nashville. Tenn.
&c. HOOE. Agt.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
ACTING HIS PART,

''That chow chow dog of Mrs.
Smiths is certainly living up TO his
breed"
"What do you mean?"
Gle keeps her continually in a
pickle"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
Common FaiIino

1--WE allus magnifies de importance
of our own doin's." said Uncle Eben.
"A man wifi a funny story on his mind
imagines dat everybody ought to stop
work and listen"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20

For a mild, easy action of the bow
els, try Doan's Regulets, a modern
laxative. 25c at all store: .-Adver-
tlsement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
CAUSES SUCH PAIN.

"Doppel hates to spend money!"
an tell you how much. If it
were possible to take gas every time
he parts with dollar he'd take it."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
REASONABLE OBJECTION.

"Why don't you want to go to Mrs
Billyun's function"
because if there is anything l am
determined to skip it is hop"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
FOLLOWING THE FASHIONS.

"what is your equity old uncle do
ing these days?"
"He has discarded the govt in
favor of the fox trot."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
WoRLDLY-WIsE PARENT.

Daughter-Ma, Mr.. Bankleigh il
coming here tonight. If he should
ask me to marry him, how shall
answer?
Mother-Promptly, my child.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
HARD KNOCK.

81 like to associate with people of
the exclusive SORT"
81 must say that you don't show
your disappointment much"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
For Sale

Four Il. P. Gasoline tank cooled
international engine, inigood condi-
ton, at very low price. Maybe
seen at PLANTERS HDW. CO.
Incorporated.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
Barred Rock Eggs.

A few settings of high class
Barred Plymouth Rock eggs for sale
at $3.50 for Is. Standard Poultry
Co. Phones "a or 449.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
HIS SKILL.

'They say the kaiser can cut down
trees like an artist"
Il suppose, like an artist in wood
cuts.D
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20

WHEY (poetically)-Ah, Henry,
the dun skies, the dun fields and the
dun forests. Everything is dun these
days.
Hubby-Blamed if they aren't,
Helen. Here comes another bill col
lector now.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
Goes the Limit.

When a woman is angry she tells a
man just what she thinks Of him-and.
incidentally, just what she thinks 9TH
er people think of him.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20

Good morning! Have you
seen The Courierf
Evansville's best paper.
Advertisement
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
MODERN STUDY.

Reginald, what did you study in
school today~
1--WE had two films of history and
one reel Of geography, MAJ !.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
Value Of Education.

de value OF an education" said IN
Gle Eben. lis de same as dat OF a ra-
zor. II depends on what you takes .
notion to do wifi It."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20

Frost-Proof Cabbage Plants a
Metcalfe's Greenhouse.
Advertisement ,4518sk
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
Preferred Locals

CORN FOR SALE-R. c. Gary,
Jr. Phone 1884.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20

See j. H. Dagg for contracting
building and general repair work Of
all kinds. Phone 476.
Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
LUMBER!

Some No. lumber for sale. Call
w. W. Radford. Howell. Ky.-Adv.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-04-20
One Left.

Nice Plymouth Rock Cockerel for
sale at $3.50. Ring ga or 449.