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The weekly soliphone., 1915-09-24
FROM A SUFFRAGETTE.


 Among the many letters received by The Press on the Hays editorial, perhaps one of the most interest ing is the following signed by "Mrs. Suffragette,' and sent from Little Rock under date of September 21:
 "I read what you said about Hays appointment of Wallace Da- wis, the infant attorney All you said was good, but listen! You MEN elected Hays. WOMEN can not vote. We can read and write, pay taxes and obey the laws of our country, but you MEN know so much MORE about who should make these laws and who should fill these important offices. Now when you get STUNG, just quietly take your medicine. If Hays puts up money enough to buy the votes he will be elected again. Do you hardly wonder that THINKING wo- men, seeing such men as he in of flee, want voice in matters so i'm portant? To tell the truth, women are disgusted with you men. Can you blame us?
 Send the governor a copy of your paper. I want him to see what all Arkansas thinks of him. Maybe the wee small voice. will get busy under his bonnet and he will de- eide to go back to Camden when his term expires
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From Saturdays Daily Press)

lFTOm SdJlIud D Loiiy SSS'
 Mems regular 25 cent ties for 1O cents. Kimbrough's It
 John Grogan and family have gone to Philadelphia where MT Grogan has a position with the Southwestern Telegraph & Tele- phone Company.
 "New Idea Patterns" at 10 cents Kimbrough's. u
 Miss Pearl Mckenzie has return ed from Jonesboro where she went to undergo an operation for the removal of her tonsils and an ob- struction in the nasal passage She has not entirely recovered from the effects of the operation, but is able to be up.
 Trade at Kimbrough's and you won't get bit. It
 H. R. Partlow has traded his home on West Main street to G. l. Mcdonald, one of the city mail car riers. In the deal MT. Partlow be comes the owner of piece ol property in North Paragould. Ht will at once begin the erection O
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lstreet on a lot east of Earl Tansils bungalow.
 (F-rom Mondays Daily Press)
 Jeans pants for $1.00. Kim brough's. It companied by Dr. H. J. Green, went to St. Louis last night in order that MT. Watson might consult a spe- cialist about an abscessed tooth that has been giving him much trouble for two weeks.
 Messina lemons 15c dog. New soms. It You find the best values in gro- ceries at Clyde Ellis. It
 R. A. Courtney and wife and Miss Sammie Courtney arrived last night from Sulligent, Ala, where they spent the summer with Chas. A. Courtney. They will occupy 8 cottage in South Paragould belong ing to Miss Sammie.
 Make it a point to visit Clyde Ellis grocery the next time you're in town. It Mrs. J. A. Stamps of West Hunt street, who has been i'll for some time with tuberculosis, is in crit ical condition. Her son, A. B.. al, i,, hIIci lege at Meadville, Pa., is expected to arrive tonight to be at her bed side. Alvin Stamps and wife of Hornersville, Mo-, and B. T. Lewis of Bells, Tenn, the latter a brother of Mrs. Stamps, are now here. Good coffee at II cents a pound Saturday, at Clyde Ellis grocery.
 1t
 w. A. Gage & Co.,, cotton factors of Memphis, have mailed out cards showing the total number of bales of cotton produced in this country every year from 1925 to and includ- ing 1914-15, together with the highest and lowest prices paid each year. The smallest crop was 5OO,- 900 produced in 1865, and the larg- est, 16,738,241, produced in 1914 I15. The highest price paid was |$1.90 per pound in 1864, and the lowest was 5 cents per pound paid in 1S45. During the past season , the highest price paid was II cents and the lowest 7.25. The prices are
 based on New York quotations for middling upland cotton. Sugar Saturday only - It pounds for $1.0O. Clyde Ellis. It
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Jowl Butts SC lb.
 Dry Salt Side Meat 12c lb. Dry Salt Streaked Meat 13c lb. Smoked Bacon Sides 14c lb. Smoked Bacon Bellies 15c ID.
 If NEWSOM'S.
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Wm. F. Kirsch returned yester- day from St. Louis, where he spent the past ten days visiting Friends and relatives. He made the round trip in his Oakland car and said he expdeienced no trouble on the road
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for $1.OO. Clyde Ellis.
(From Tuesdays Daily Press)


 COAL OIL-best grade-FIVE GALLONS for 35 cents. Special for Saturday only. Clyde Ellis. It
 Police Judge Bratton this morn ing ordered the chief of police to destroy two packages of whisky, one consigned to "Snoozer" Hansford and one to Ike Carter.
 Compound Lard is higher. We are selling at last weeks prices. Newsom's. It
 Miss Martha Burton has re- turned from vacation Qf two months spent at San Francisco, San Diego and other points in the west, and this morning resumed her work in Bertig's store
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LOST-Last Saturday somewhere on the Paragould and Commissary road, one pair ladies button shoes purchased at the Clyde Mack Mere. Go. Finder will please leave same at Soliphone office or notify c. C.. Rowe, Walcott, Ark, Rt. 1. *25
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FOR SALE-Extra good, heavy, clean turf oats for planting; Csc per bushel. See A. s. Snowden, 2 miles west of Paragould. *tf
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fowl Butts SC ID.

Jowl Butts Sc ID.
 Dry Salt Side Meat 12c lb. Dry Salt Streaked Meat 13c lb. Smoked Bacon Sides 14c lb. Smoked Bacon Bellies 15c lb.
 1t NEWSOM'S.
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Messina lemons 15c dog. New som's. u
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Bank and Trust Company for your pay"
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a new residence on West Emerson street on lot east of Earl TansiPs bungalow.
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attorney to draw the amendment and have it ready for presentation at the next meeting.
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FRENCH LOSE SOME
OF GAINS IN Y0SGES
Counter Attacks Diminish Al
SAGE Nictory-Mackcnscn
May Lead New Drive.
1900 GERMANS CAPTURED

Sp.o'5' cane rcsp1,rt 70 TIM srS.
Lp>uuS. bcr. 1.-The French success
nj Hartraunewoilcrkurf yesterday ap-
pears to have been 81 considerable pro-
ro'; ous. Tho official French statement
issued o-ujght gives the number Of pris-
ouors captured at 1300. \ part Of the
positions gained, however, was lost to-
day after a series Of cruntcr attacks
\ possible ovplanatica Of the violent
frht.uE In this section Of the front may
I've found in reports from Zurich. coming
10y way Of Rome. which say that Field
Marshal Won Mackousen, who led the
A~ustro-Gcrmuu armics to victory in po-
land. and then IN Serbia. IL to lead u
new German offensive In the NosRes
reg ou. According Ia these reports, the
Germans hay. mnsscd 800. 900 men in up
pr A.sa.c. Al foodstums ia the vicinity
have he,u rcIu 4.uoncd and twenty-five
villages have been evacuated to facilitate
the operations. These preparations have
been continuing FOR fifteen days. accord
ing TO the reports.
The French gains Of yesterday were
on the eastern slope ~ the mountain.
according to the French communicate ia
sued this afternoon. As described by
the German War once i'm its official
statement the ground won by the
French iuclGI,o the summit which was
D. ported To- have been won 10y tho French
Lust April and held by them since then,
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the destination Of the army Withdrawn
from Galllpoli still n mystery. Albania
In Invaded from two sides. Bulgaria and
Austria have sent large forces to cut
through thc country and reach the Adri-
attic coast. There n large italian army
Is awaiting them. It's strength being esti-
mated at between 10000 and 10000.
The Austrians are driving Into AL
bahia from the north. the Plevlje region.
while the Bulgarians' invasion started
from Ochrida Is heading for FL Bassan.
Tremendous natural difficulties are
hampcring the invaders Of Albania. The
Rome correspondent OF THE SUN te!o-
graphs:
"Wireiess messages from Albania state
that two bulgarian divisions hoadins for
FL Bassan from !:ruga tnorth OF
Ochrlda Lake, are unable to cross the
flooded River Scurnbi."
The Russian Embassy here gave out C
statement tonight saying there was no
reason for doubling the press reports OF
the occupation OF Varna and pointed to
the fact that messages to newspapers
often precede official announcements by
hours.
German newspapers continue TO look
Upon a German invasion OF Greece with
tho object Of driving out the Allies as
inevitable. The Lokdidnsoi0er OF Berlin
said to-day:
"Of course Greece will protest when
the armies OF the Central Empires
cross her frontier and resume the onen-
sive against the Allies. but no doubt
the Central Empires will take energetic
measures"
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I'm tho current calendar yo,r .
British people will have spent a. .Hn..
O0O.000 on war ard government. m.i
wear 50. 0ou 600. 900. =, rails. g., .,n
il a s'upcudous task wh,I WITT .r
the mettic Of the nation AS D. ul- in'
been tried in II hundred v,ur-.
The TASK demands the s'r,Y'I'. 90
operation OF every nan V"u.t. ,og t
ard maidcn-thIt f3e uainrs crr.e e
be concentrated IN the ,s,dJ...,. lf
really essential things. tpt; tU.
duction of all nOn-.ss.nt.iis %, V.u.
stopped.
"rho nation must avoid tho 300, .Irn
;iou Of all uon-essou,la,s Utd c.,u fc.
strict the consumption u ont. ..
The limits Of efficiency. individuals p.-
sessing securities mI'k'D A'r .hao O.
must sell them to pay Tor goods az NINA
nltiois. for which NJ other me-, ~
payment can he provided.
comfy by all oiassos adding 30 and
careful, outstanding thor Income. h,
selling foreign securities. av .i,a; ne
foreign credits will a; r" pose.', @,
provide the vost sum needed 10y tno M.
ton and It's allies
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now 1900. OF whom 81 are officers.
TIL Y belong to six differcrt regiments.
The German version OF the fighting III
the Vosges is given in the following Off
cial report issued to-day at Berlin;
In the western theatrc Of war dur
ing the afternoon the French attacked
our positions OF Hortmannsweiler-
kopf and In the Hirz Forest. north OF
Watweiler. with strong forces. They
succeeded In taking the summit of
Observation-Disclosures and a small
portion OF a trench on Hilsenhrst. The
summit of Hlrtmanr sw ilerkopf. ac-
cording to official French reports, has
been in possession OF the French since
the end of April. a portion Of the lost
position 81 ~ll1rtmanns geilerkopf was
recaptured during the forenoon to-day.
An attack made near Metzcral brUKe
down in front Of our position.
Along tho rcst Of the front, whore
bad weather pr walls and snow has
fallen. there has been only slight ac-
tivity.
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ITALIAN wAER0PLANES
SHELL ARDAROF FORTS
Austrian AviatOrS Attack Pc.
sitiOns Along the Goritz
Front.
spec,a, can, D,.p1tch 10 Trr So

Rome. Dec. % -rhe war ONCE issued
the following statement tonight:
ON December 20. In the G!ulicaria
Nallev. our artillery and ~aerOplanes
bymharded the Lardlro group o.: forts
northwest OF Rival. The honbard-
ment was resumed ~ pscemhor 81.
Two enemy acroplanos rising during
tho act.on were pursued.
In the Tcrragno,o valley continrcrts
Of infantry c~ndcavO'ed 20 auurOach
our positions. They We rcpul>cd
by counter attacks. We took so'nc
prisoners.
In tho Sueana Valley mr. artillery
homhardcd the lFvito station, where
troops were moving. ON December Il
our artillery g mpcllel an enemy aero
plane to descend owing TO m.shaps to
It's motor. We made the pilot %r'isune.,
ON the rest OF the from the enemy
fired against the ClporC,to basin
IN rthwcs' " Tolmlno) and also uu-
dertook |aerCp'ano incurslons against
our Podro-a and Peu'na positions con
the GorItZ front).
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Trenches Thirt, Feet Apnrt.

Tho NartmounswcilCrkopf summit was
won orl lost twice by the French before
April Is, when they firm y established
Themselves ON the pcai. Since tina time
both sirt have steaufa-tly laid claim
TO the s,Juwi,. while frs, one side and
thtl i'o other attacked on the slopes.
pu. explanation of the divergence in
official statements regarding the posses
-.uu ur 'Ny summit may be found in
. settlements that the opposing trcuche at
points were only thirty feet apart.
Commenting on the re- pure OF
w'..er@opf, a sem'.oiiiciai
! S..f most issued in Paris. says.
"wh, -Ico, sfIl action OF the French
.at MISREPRESENTATION was made for
the purpose Of bringing to an end II sit
Iuot.on which the French regarded as
! !.tu'rrJ'io.
'Ou tho summit Of this mountain
there n 4 been !u'essant Hrlna by botA
Sides. The trenches were separated by
ou,, % very short distance rho result
e MS fighting was an apprcciah'e loss
Of W.u each day.
orr, French success resulted fror
..t,lpIl artillery prcoor1tion and the
...,g onslaught Of the troops. The
cttwtus have been forced back some
i'.t.ncc on the eastern slopes of the
mountain"
Nos',rdav's %attar5 by the French, ac-
cord n.y. 20 tho German official report IN
I rlud0d actions i'm the ilIra forest, north
of WattWciler aud between that town
anl Iiartml usweilcr. and on the ILL
I s.nrfst. I'm the Same district. \ portion
If "a trench Was captured on the latter
nt'unt.
Heavy artillery homhardments are re-
porttl from various points OF the frort.
The British font in Belgium was the
scene of heavy d'i"r, ms was the sector
~ the Bots Bouchot on the heights OF the
Mouse.
The French night communicate IL as
follows:
I'm Hcl,.um the artillery was active
in the Icrlpu Of Ilct-Sas and Noes.nghe.
TO the south Of Arras there WIS
some successful firing about Beau
it'us. We exploded n mlue which
seriously damaged an enemy trench
near the Lille road.
Before pangouIt. i'm the region Of
Royc. a strong German patrol which
cam, under our fire fled. abandoning
several Wounded..
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GEN. Won EMMICH DIES;
LED GERMANS AT LIEGE
Was Conspicuous in Early
Days Of War-Oncc Re-
ported rs Suicide.

BERLIN. via wireless to Sayville. Dec.
oc.-Gen. otto Won Emmich. the con-
qucrer Of Liegc, IL dead at Hanover, ac-
cordlng to the Overseas News Agency.
Gen. Otto Won Emmich figured promi-
nently In the early days Of the war.
when he was commander Of the Tenth
Amy Corps. which Invaded Belgium.
II was he who appealed TO the Relgians
not to resist the Germans. The tremen-
dous German losses IN the sieRes at
Liege. Namur and other forts was said
to have lost hin the confidence of his
supcriors A one time II was reported
he had committed suicide. lie was deco
rated last June with the order OF Merit.
lie joined he army In 1866. on the
date Of i'russln's victory over Austria
at S1dowa. Ilc was a lieutenant In the
Frauco-IrusSidn war. n In 1907 had
attained the rank OF m~ajor-gereral. In
1905 he was made Northumberland
and commander Of the Tenth Corps.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-12-23
GREECE INSULTED BY
ALLIES-SKOULOUDI
Their Own Fault She Did Not
Join Them, Premier
Declares.
"WARNINGS DISDAINED"

''''
IoSnoS. Dec. 2o.-The Daiiy Chr0n-
iclc's correspondent telcgraphs from Atm
ems an interview with the Greek Prime
Minister In which MIR. S~kouloudls said /:
W. arc at the mos, critical ome
OF our history. The future Is black as
night. but the time has come when the
truth should he known about Greece :
attitude and GrceCr's policy. MY u
,ry has been maligned her Government
has been attacked. Yet the fault is not
nurs. II Is the four Power alliance. not
we. who are responsible. III Greece Is
not fighting whole helrtedly on the NJ
lies side to-day 1t il because their states
men and diplomatists have failed IN
their dutv toward their countries and
toward Greece. ,
'Thc Allies have nouted and angered
Greo.e. instead Of dealir. with us
frankly. II the Allies hrl come frankly
to Grcccc and said, Come tn with US.
We want your aid. You may count
on clearly defined recompens"s nj the
end Of the struggle Greece would not
have hcsitated for Il single minute. IN
stead. England and france h"Can Nv
demanding sacrifices from Greece. IheN
asked ia to cooperate with the AiIie'
in tho Iardanellcs. Al the same time
'Ntk INhftl US W l'IAtl'lHfN
sores 90 our bltterc.t foes and to CIV
m our rich provinces won by Greek
blood.
II VIII tell you something not gem
crql.y known. when YOU embarked on
tho Dn-darcllcs expedition we warned
,ou OF it, difficulties and dangers. We
emphasized the i~mprohah'lity or success
on the lines god had chosen.
1--WE did more: TIE Greek Generai
STAFF long ago had worked out "A per
feet scheme Of operation to be utilized
in tho event OF war between ourselves
and Turkey. We stu believe you would
have succeeded II you had been wise
enough 10 adopt II. what came OF II
Nothing Once more Greece was nonteu'
1--WE were free 20 shed our blood IN
ar ATTEMPT TO force the Dardanelles. but
wc were warned that on no account Were
We 20 dream Of marching 80 constant
rnp'c IN the event Of allied success. IN
fact. II was expressly forbidden In the
oven, Of allied triumph for creeks To
show the national Nag within my mleS
OF tho ancient Byzantine capital.
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THE accompanying map shows the present posi-
ton of the military forces in the Balkans. Two
inyasions are on foot, one of Albania by the Bull
garians, driving directly west from Lake Ochrida
toward FL Bassan, the other by an Hun
garian army now in Montenegro. Along the Greek
frontier the Bulgarian and Austro-German armies
which invaded Serbia are concentrated, threatening
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-12-23

to invade Greece. The Anglo-French expeditionary
army is intrenched at Salonica. A Greek army is
concentrated at Kavala, threatening a fanking
movement against the Bulgars if the latter invade
Greece. The Bulgarian Black Sea port Varna is
reported to have been levelled by Russian warships
and occupied by a Russian force. A Turkish force is
reported to be at Kostendil for cooperation with the
Bulgars and Teutons.
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earnings ~ shipping are greater Gill;.
ever and the factories arc wHrh.rr f..
time.
Moreover, the effect upou rrpGur'uq
of tho great army's mohiliza'nu .,,
been largely neutralizcd by tN, MO,
vigorous and effective work % r,
civilian population. PARTICULARS 20.
women. The average Individual income
is much IN excess of any total H.r".
toforo reached.
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Speciai Cdbis Desro'ch 10 Tar SIN.
VIENNA, via London. Dec. 22-Ths
following official statement was issued
by the Austrian Wal Onic" Tonight:
In the Italian theatre, south of
Ty oil, and on the other fronts there
We're artillery actions,
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LONDON BROKERS BAR TEUT0Ns
stack Exchange Votes Not to Nd
NIT German. or Austrinn-.

LoSpoS. bee. @2.-Teu'ors ars *
cluded from membership In the So. &
~FN,haupe Icy a rule passed. tod I' IS
the membership committee o. thai .
1t provides thIt amy candidate a. Il. Pc
man or AustrO-IiuugariHn biltl E
eligible to menbersh u'
The rule il made subject t. ... &c
tiou by the exchange At "a me- .
ho held next Wednesday.
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NO "REvEILLON" THIS YEAR.
Paris chief Of POIice Forbids
Christmns Eve Gnyct,.

Special Cdhis Despatch 10 TUE SrS.
PARIS, Dec, 22-Thc project of pol CO
has forbidden the usual g LIBERATION OF
the "reveillon" on Christmas ana New
Years eve. The regular closing hour of
10 80 o'clock will be enforced.
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BULGAR LOSS. 100000.
Pursuit. of Allies Costly, Greek
OMccrs Assert.

SALoNtcA. Dec. 22.-Grcek stan Off,
GERS estimate that the Bulgarian loss p
during the retirement of the Allies wero
loo. 600.
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JAPANESE STEAMER SUNK.
news OF the Fate .f VnhikO Naru's
U~'nsScnucr~ Awaited.

loNpoT. Ice. 22-Thc japanese
steamship Yahtko Maru. bound from
London for Japan. has been sunk. In
formation Of the passengers and crew
is awaited.
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The Yahiko Maru WAS a vessel NJ
$500 tons prora She was built In Eng
land in 1888. Before she was acquired
10y her Japenese owners was known AT
various times ms the Vega. the Vienna
and the Gulf Of Mexico.
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BRITISH BANKERS
ASK PEOPLES AID
Say That Allies Have Every
Essential for Victory
Except Money.
1915 NEED so, 900. O00,O OO

Special cable Despatch TO TnE suS.
LoNpoN, Dec. 2c.--Eightecn prominent
bankers and business men have issued a
manifesto with reference to the TASK o'
paying for the wal and regarding WIN
they believe to be necessary in this COZ
nection.
The signatories include Sir Georse
Anderson. treasurer Of the Bank r
| Scotia nd Sir Robert Balfour Of the firm
| Of B%alfour. Williamson & Co. the Hon.
Rupert Evelyn Beckett. partner In Tao
| banking firm OF Beckett Il Co. OF Leeds !;
Baron Faber. senior partner In Beckett
Bank, Leeds and York Sir Johr Harm
| wood Banner, Liverpool banker ana 'ol'
mer Lord Mayor the Right Hon. ffe',-
crick HUH Jackson, partner IN fred
erick HUH & Co. and a director ot the
| Bank Of England Sir Henry seymour
| King, head Of the banking firm OF Henry
4. King 4 Co Walter Leaf. deputy
| chairman OF the Lopdo County anu
| Westminster Bank Sir George Iaish'
editor Of the Statist; Sir william
| plender. senior partner In the account
Ing firm OF Deioltte & Co.. and Bar"A
4, Swaythling, head If the banking hrii
Of Samuel Mortagu & Co.
The absence OF many prominent man
ciers such as Lord Cunliffe. Director or
the Bank Of England Sir Edward IT,.
Holden, chairman OF the London city ana
Midland Bank. and Sir Felix Schuster.
! governor OF the Union OF London ana
Smiths Bank is noted.
The manifesto reviews the prorfees OF
the war. maintaining that Germany :
hope Of victory depended on Il short,
swift war and that this hope ~ peen
dispelled.
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The manifesto in part follows
"As this Is a time of great national
danger, IT is imperative that every citi-
zen realize the vastnees of the work
Great Britain has to perform.
lin n long war success depends mainly
upon the respective financial resources
of the combatants and the consequent
power OF one OF them to maintain or
add to its fighting strength while the
others are declining.
1T is not In doub, that the Allies
financial resources, when fully mobilIze"i
II wisely controlled, will be vastly
greater than the enemy's.
The Allies success in defeating the
.nemy's efforts to cripple them in men.
munitions ami money before they could
assemble their full strength has now
brought the war near TO its final stage.
Indeed only one thing il now needed
to command victory, namely. to pro-
vide all the money needed to support
the vast armies of new men and pay
for the vast quantities Of arms and
munitions being manufactured in all
parts Of the world.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-12-09

Don't you come across a good many
things in the Bible that you don't un-
derstand, like the problem of Cain S
wife, for instance?' queried the lay
man, as he sat at a City restaurant
table
"oh, yes, of course" acknowledged
the clergyman.
We'll, what do you do about it?"
My dear friend" replied the min.
lister, laying down his fork, 81 simply
do just as would while eating a nice
fresh herring. When / come to the
bone / quietly lay it on one side. and
90 on enjoying the meal, letting any
idiot that insists on choking himself
with the bone do so."-London Tit
Bits.