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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08
NORTHEAsT PHILADELPHIA

The friends OF Miss Anna stockman gave
surprise linen shower at her home, 1884 North
Howard street Those present included Mr.. ana
Mrs Philip Lair. Mr.. and Mrs. William Corbett,
Miss Clara cOrbett. Miss Reba Lair, Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles Klug, Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas
Maynes Harry Maynes. Miss May Mecusker,
Albert Porch. Mrs. Thomas Wallace James
Wallace, Mr.. and AIrss John Davidson. Miss
Bessie Davidson. Miss Emma Kicking, Mr. and
Mrs Alex Morrison. Miss Dorothy Morrison
and Philip c. Lair.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08
TIOGA

Mrs. Minnie shinkle. Of s5ls North 18th street,
was given a novel and delightful surprise party
on Saturday night The affair was a comedy
weekend party. with the following participants;
Mr. and Mrs John Nuttall, Mr.. and Mrs. Will
lam p. Logan. Mr. and Mrs Frank Fischer,
Mrs. Bonsai. Mr. and Mrs Frank Vandegrlft.
Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Weckerly. Mr. ana
Mrs. Max Mayer. Mrs. Ristine. Mrs. Gay, Mr.,
ana Mrs wilbsrforce johnson, Miss Palmer.
Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Hersehel Mr.. and Mrs.
Mervlne shinkle and Mr ana Mrs. Conrad
Bnsd the isttsr being the guests q honor
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08
LANSDOWNE

The usual luncheon OF the Twentieth Century
Club will take place next Tuesday afternoon.
and Mrs. Robert F. Irwin will preside. The
luncheon will be followed by an afternoon pro-
gram, which will be in charge of Mrs Seymour
Eaton. The speakers, as scheduled, will he
Mrs. Edward Biddle, former president of the
State Federation; Mrs Kane Foulke, Adviser Of
Home Sanitation and Household Economics for
the State Department Of Agriculture, and Miss
A. NJ Archambault, chairman OF the Art Com
mIttee of the State Federation.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08
ALONG THE MAIN LINE

d St. pavids, announce the engagement OF
thsir daughter, Miss Katharine Werner. to
rhannns Williams Daniel. formerly OF Rich
mond, Va.
Mrs D. Miller shaefrer is visiting friends
In Pittsburgh.
eharles s. Walton, accompanied by Miss
Martha Walton and JoSeph Walton. left this
week for Palm Beach, where they will join
Mrs. Walton.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08

r ETTERs from the Southland which con-
i stantly arrive telling us Of the many dances
which are given morning, noon and night at
the beach clubs or hotels would make II ap-
pear that there is dearth Of social gaiety
here in the North. but this Is by no means tho
case for, although the large formal anairs
may be given over until another season. nu-
merous smaller affairs are continually cropping
UP, and these. with the regular sewing and
study classes not TO mention the dancing
classes, which are an essential part OF the
Lenten season. keep society from being over
come with ennui.
The dansants which are given each Saturday
afternoon have taken firm hold on our af-
fections. and even for those few who do not
care to Join the throng on the floor the exhi-
bitions and contests prove most entertaining.
Many groups OF pleasure seekers found their
way on Saturday afternoon to the ballroom OF
the Ritz-C Carlton drawn there TO watch the
dancing of Monsieur Roberto, the refugee Pa
risan dancing master, who is exploiting the
latest French tango. NJ. Roberto dances with
each of the guests These thes dansants are
under the direction OF Mrs. r. w Hawkes.
worth and Mrs ]. Hutchinson Scott, OF New
York. Mrs. Scott usually acting as chaperone.
Markets Orchestra, which is brought from
New York, is one OF the drawing features of
the dansants.
Among those who entertained parties were
Mrs J. Harrison Smith, y. Dawson Coleman,
Mrs. Davenport Plummer Mrs. Thomas Earle
white Mrs. George Fritz Chandler, Mrs. Scott
and Samuel wetherill Mrs. Scotts party was
in honor Of her daughter Miss Betty Scott
who will be among the debutantes Of next
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08
ALONG THE READING

Miss Elsie c. Sutherland entertained the
Beta Kappa Sigma at her home in Logan on
saturday afternoon. Those present were Miss
Elsa scheuerle, Miss Lillian Scott, Miss Mabel
Peterson, Miss Marion Lott, Miss Mary steltzer
and Miss Mabel Becker
Mrs. Charles X. scull, OF Elkins Park, has
been spending several weeks at the different
winter resorts OF Florida
Mr.. and Mrs. William H. Mccormick Of Elk
ins Park, have gone to Florldn, where they
will spend several weeks.
Miss Elizabeth Lukes, daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs Louis Lukes. of Oak Lane. has been the
guest for several weeks OF Mrs. James Bradley
OF Ventnor N. j.
Mrs. Harrison lands and Miss Esther Lam
dis. of Lawnton avenue and Oak Lane, have
issued cards for a tea on Saturday afternoon,
March 20.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08
WEST PHILADELPHIA

Mrs. r. w. speicher of Scranton, Pa, is
the guest Of her daughter. Mrs j. P. Dippre,
at IS North G3d street
Mr. and Mrs. G. Howard Shriver of Baltimore
avenue, have returned from Washington, d. c.,
where they were the guests of Mrs. shriver's
brother, Congressman Stanley Bowde. of Gin
cinnati, for several days.
Miss Laura Thompson, of Trenton is at pres
ent the guest of Miss Ethel Lenau at her home,
1915 Spruce street.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08
CAMDEN AND VICINITY

Invitations have been issued for the mar
riags OF Miss Helen Whitaker. daughter OF
Mayor and AIRS. Arthur C. Whitaker. OF
Bridgeton. to DR. Alfred NJ ElwelI, OF 407
Cooper street, on March 20,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08
SOUTH PHILADELPHIA

theatre party of South Philadephians was
given at the Chestnut Street Opera House Sat-
urday evening, after which banquet was held
at Haines' private dining rooms The guests
were Miss Emma Beatty. Miss Olive Boehm,
Miss Bertha Christie, Miss GENEVA Duncan
Miss Ella Field, Miss Emma Field, Miss S.
Gertrude Field. Miss Mary Mosler, Miss Flor
ence schrieber, Miss Laura Schroer, Miss Mary
Starr.
w. L. Loffard, Jr., OF 2440 South 18th street
entertained in honor OF Harry Maisenwke, OF
New York. Those present were Mr. and Mrs
L. Toffard, Mr.. and Mrs. William Mintzer, of
overbrook; Miss Madaline Tonard, Miss Mable
Kelley, Miss Agnes Sinister, James Conley,
John Logue. James Delhanty, John Conley,
The evening was featured by the singing and
playing OF e. Toffard.
The many friends OF Andrew r. Shields, OF
goth and Christian streets, will be glad to learn
that he is gradually recovering from his recent
accident, and expects to leave the hospital to-
day. Mr. Shields sustained serious fall some
time ago on an icy pavement,
Dr. William ]. Donnelly OF 2o1s Christian
street, has Just returned from short trip to
Wilkes-Barre his home town.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08

DR.. E. A. Y. schellinger. OF 9Th and Cooper
streets. is stll confined to his home with IN
ness.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08

Mrs, H. s Prentiss Nicols Of 34s Pelham
road, has issued cards for Thursday morning.
March II, at the New Century Club. 18th street
below Chestnut street to hear the Rev. William
A. Sunday.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08
GERMANTOWN

Mrs John Duny OF l4s Maryland street. and
Ars Robert Foster, Of 61Os Baynton street,
Nin give large euehre and 800" tomorrow
= 81 Nincent's Hall East Price street. The
proceeds will be devoted TO charity.
Mrs Percy E. Kriebel. OF so West Tulps-
e0eAen street viii entertain at luncheon fol-
'o@sd by bridge. this afternoon.
Ai'ss Agnes Fitzpatrick Is spending a few
s@ss in Germantown as the guest Of her
brother James A. Fitzpatrick, Of 52s East
Washington lane.
s'f ana MIS- Morton Gibbons-Nen, Of s20i
Hssf Penn street Queen Lans Manor, are
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08

Mrs William MaeAIister, OF Merchantville. is
rscupsratlns from her recent illness Al Atlantio
City.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08

Mrs. William S. Lloyd Of 233 Harvey street
Will have as her guest in few days her sister
Mrs J. r. s. Gray, OF San Diego, Cal.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08
CHESTNUT HILL

MT and Mrs. ]. Archer Rulon, OF 100 Rex
sYsnue' spent the weekend as the guests OF
Afs Ruon's brother and sister-ln-law. Mr..
ana Mrs Robert ". Steel. OF Bryn Mawr
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08

The second will be a dance in the Ritten-
house. Flowers, cigarettes and punch will be
sold by the following aides; Miss Helen Fry,
Miss Marion Montgomery Miss Helen Haines.
The patronesses include Mrs. Frank S, William
son. Mrs. John Swan. Mrs George Washington
Edmunds, Mrs. Charles Street Mills, Miss Clara
H. Dorfner, Mrs John Henderson, Mrs An
drew Jordon Kinkade Mrs. H. H. Peey, mrs.
HalIert Powers Gillette. Mrs. George Henry
Beck and Mrs. J. Willis Martin.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08

Mrs. Samuel Bispham Bowen, OF s4O7 Wayne
avenue, has returned to her home from Bos.
ton, where she was the guest of her two daugh.
ters, Mrs. Harold Mcneil and Mrs. Walter
Alvin Carl
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08
WILMINGTON

Mr. and Mrs. John Kearney Rodgers re-
turned this week from Jensen, Fla where they
had been visiting Mr.. and Mrs, Robert t. Gar
rIson for month.
Mr. and Mrs Alfred Curtis, who have been
at Palm Beach. Fla, for some time. will re-
main South until the LIST of April
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08
EMERGENCY AID
A Concert and Dance Will Be Civ
Tonight.

A Concert and Dance Will Be Given
Tonight.
Beside the daily contributions that are con-
stantly flowing to the Emergency Aid funds
there will be several entertainments given to-
night The first will be Lentem concert OF
English Songs" given by the Orpheus Quar-
tet in the ballroom of the Ritz-Carlton. The
program has been carefully arranged, and the
following artists will participate: Edna Har-
wood Baugher Mabel Addison Henri Merri-
ken. Donald Reddng and Ellis Clark Ham
mann at the piano.
Tho patronesses include Mrs Henry Brinton
Coke, Mrs Richard Cadwallader. Mrs. William
Masters Camac, Mrs. James Elverson, Jr.; Mrs.
Edward T. stotesbury, Mrs. Edward Browning.
Mrs Stanley G. Flagg, Mrs, L. Webster Fox,
Mrs. John C. Groome, Mrs. John White Geary,
Mrs Cyrus H. K. Curtis, Mrs John Grtbbel,
Countess of Santa Euala, Mrs. George Quint-
ard Horwitz, Mrs. Austin S. Heckscher, Mrs.
Arthur H. Lea, Mrs. Walter Lippincott, Mrs.
Enngham B. Morris, Mrs. Byron Moulton, Mrs
George C. Thomas, Jr., and Mrs. Barclay
Warburton.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08

The next dinner-dance to take place at the
Automobile Club. Carpenter and Emlen streets,
will be on Thursday evening, March 49,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08

Ar and Mrs. Hamilton Disston have re-
'lfned to their home from Bellaire. Fla.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08

spending some time as the guests Of Mrs,
Nen's mother and father. Mr.. and Mrs. Grellet
Collins. 4iil Walnut street
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-03-08

Mrs Frederick Ward. OF Halifax is at pres
sn' visiting her sister. Mrs. Edward A. Ander-
aon Of Mermaid and Navahoe avenues.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
STOMACH MISERY
GAS, INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin" fixes sick,
sour, gassy stomaChs in
five minutes.


Time it! In five minutes all stomach
distress will go. No indigestion, heart
burn, sourness or belching of gas, acid,
or quotations of undigested food, no
dizziness, bloating, or foul breath.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in regulating upset stomachs.
1t is the surest, quickest and most Ger.
tain indigestion remedy in the whole
world, and besides it is harmless.
Please for your sake, get a large
fifty-cent case Of Pape's Diapepsin
from any store and put your stomach
right. Don't keep on being miserable
life is too short-you are not here
long, so make your stay agreeable.
Eat what you like and digest it; en-.
Joy it without dread of rebellion in
the stomach.
Pape's Dlapepsin belongs in your
home anyway. Should one of the fam
lily eat something which don't agree
with them, or in case of an attack of
indigestion, dyspepsia, gastrltis or
stomach arrangement at daytime or
during the night, it is handy to give
the quickest relief known. Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
SHOW SUPREMACY OF SOUL
Bright Spots in Dark Incidents Of
the Great Conflict Going on
In Europe.

Courage Is the universal possession
of the German, the Englishman, the
Frenchman, the Belgian, the Austrian,
the Russian and the Japanese. The
stories of individual GOODNESS and dar-
ing are so many that they have al
most ceased to attract special atten-
ton. The other day, when the Brit
ish dreadnaught formidable went
down in storm, crushed like an egg
shell by torpedoes or mines, its cap
tain-Loxley-was on the bridge as 1t
sank; and his last words were:
Steady, men; it's all right; keep cool;
do not get in a panic; be British"
Every officer was at his post; many
of them had lighted cigarettes. This
stirring exhibition of the fact that
the man does not die when his body
falls in the trenches or sinks in the
ocean can be matched in every navy
and army All Europe is fighting for
invisible things. There never was
such universal and commanding evil
dence that the soul of humanity is SUI
preme and nvinicble.-From the Out
look.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
Iona Drawn Out.

Uncle JEFF, an aged negro driver of
Augusta, was plotting several north
ern visitors around Just after the first
golf links had been put in there. Uncle
jeff was a little short in his knowl-
edge according to st. Andrew, but long
on local pride.
How many holes have they" in
quired visitor, eighteen"
Uncle jeff pulled UP to make his
answer more impressive.
"More'n dat, sub" he said, "dey's
got a pascal er land and de holes
amt bigger'n tin can-I reckin dey's
got a thousand holes already, sub"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
a First Offender.

Each of two little Boston girls has a
black-and-tan terrier dog. 1t was not
long before the two dogs fought, and 1t
required the efforts of man to sepa-
rate them.
Each little girl was disposed to
blame the others little dog for start
ing the trouble, and one of them said:
81 don't care, your dog is a sneak
ing little thing, anyhow"
well, so is your dog" was the
reply. And this time it smoked
first, too"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
At Last He Found II.

Irwin Cobb and "Boze" Bulger have
had monopoly of all the new darky
stories for such long time that 1t IL
positive pleasure to be able to re
late one they have never heard. This
one must be credited to retired Of
ficer whose bachelor apartments are
presided over by Virginia cook oI
the old school. "Cap'n," said she, while
serving breakfast, you all sutten'y il
lookin' good, raight now"
Eyes, Lucy" he replied. You see
I'm drinking the right brand of wills
ky, now"
Lucy chuckled. Then she said:
"Well, All mus say, cap'n, yoh KEEP
raight on twell yoh foun' hit."-Nev
York Letter to the Cincinnati Times
Star
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
TURN TO AMERICA
South American Countries Want
Railroad Material.
Ecuador and Chile May Spend Mil
lions for Needed suppIies-Mer-
chants of Venezuela Complain
Because Credit Is Denied.

Ecuador is in the American mar
ket for 100000 worth of railroad
construction materials and the gov
eminent of Chile for 100000 worth
of railroad shop materials and sup
plies. This information indicated
that the west coast countries of
South America, stimulated by the
opening of the Panama canal, were
taking the initiative in an effort to do
business with the North American
manufacturer. In this connection a
dispatch from Carl P. Sutherland,
United States consul at Maracaibo.
Venezuela, said that some of the mer-
chants there had sent to the United
States for samples of goods they for.
merly obtained in Europe.
The proposed railroad in Ecuador
will connect Quito, the capital, in the
interior with Bahia, an important
Pacific coast town. The government
awarded the contract to construct the
road to Edmondo Catofort, contract
ing engineer, with headquarters at
Quito. It Is reported that he is now
in communication with this market in
regard to the purchase of materials.
The Chilean proposal on which
American manufacturers of railroad
shop equipment have been asked to
bid contemplates the expansion of the
government-owned tramways in the
city of Santiago, the capital and larg-
est city of the country. The proposed
work is in the charge of the Direction
General de Los Ferrocarriles, at Santi-
ago. The foreign trade bureau urges
that correspondence on this matter be
in the Spanish language.
The consular dispatch from Vene-
zuela points out that the merchants
of that country are complaining be.
cause of difficulty in obtaining sup
plies they order from the manufac-
turers here; also because the usual
credit accommodations are not ex.
tended to them. The commercial
houses in Venezuela, Consul Suther-
i"hu 0"JS' VIC SiSulI ldOllitleS' Dul
some American firms have refused to
ship merchandise previous to settle
ment. The expected establishment of
branch American bank will over
come this credit difficulty. The princi-
pal commodities for which the Vene-
zuelan merchant is coming to the
American market are hardware, cotton
goods and foodstuffs.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
TURNED RAGE TO LAUGHTER
How Resourceful Man Saved City Of
Madrid From Fury Of ReVolu-
tlonary Mobs.

It was in the year 1868, after bat
tie In the Spanish revolution of that
year, and the streets Of Madrid were
filled with angry crowds that were
bent on destroying everything and
everyone. Suddenly an unknown man
appeared at the city hall.
"Give me a band of musicians" he
said, land before nightfall l shall con-
troll all Madrid"
He must have been man of rare
personality to have been able to per-
suade the authorities in that dark
hour to give him anything.
But he got the musicians, and went
out with them to wander through the
city. While they played, he sang
popular street songs. or some old ma
tional air When these bored the lis
teners, he mounted old boxes and told
funny tales. ~
BY nightfall peace reigned in the
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19

city, and the mob broke up and went
home to bed. The mans name was
Felipe Ducazel. and he was only TWEEN
ty-two years old when he cleverly
achieved this result.
We are told deal about heroic
things in saving countries by long
terrible rides at night, or by the sac
riflce of oneself by dying in some
body's stead, but few of us hear OF
anyone who saved town by laughter
Youths Companion.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
ohedient Tommy.

Nov, Thomas" said the teacher, Sc
verely, how many times must | tell
you not to snap your fingers: Put
your hand down and presently I'll hear
from you"
Five minutes later she said: Now.
then, Thomas, what was it you want
ed to say?"
There was man in the entry a
while ago." said Thomas serenely,
and he went out with your new silk
umbrella. New York American.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
Real Warfare.

"0h, dear, wish this dreadful war
in Europe would STOP" said Mrs. Was
serby.
II feel the same way" answered
Mrs. Twobble, my heart bleeds for
the sufferers"
"0f course I'm sorry for everybod,
who is victim Of the war;" said Mrs
Wasserby, but what was thinking
about at the moment was the effec,
it's having on our children. My son
Tommy, is leader of the Belgian arm,
in our block, and the last time the
had battle with German arm.
down the street he came home bruised
from head to foot"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
Napoleon Aneedote.

while was at the military school
l tried, | don't know how many times,
to overcome the vertigo caused by
waltzing without being able to sue
coed. Our dancing master had advised
us when pracucing to, take chair in
our arms instead of lady. never
failed to fall down with the chair,
which Rugged so affectionately as
to break it, The chairs in my room
and those of two or three of my com.
rades disappeared one after another
Unidentified clipping from scrap.
book.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
BREAKING II automatically.

Little Girl lin disgrace to mother.
as she enters nurseryj-Do you love
me, mummy?
Mother-Yes. darling.
Little Girl-Do you love me very
much?
Mother--Of course, darling.
Little Girl-Well. I've frown my pud.
den under the table.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
Breaking Il Gently.

Maid-Thieves got into house in
this street last night and stole all the
silver.
Mistress-What stupid people to
leave doors unlocked! Whose house
was it?
Maid-It was at number 7.
Mistress-Why that is our house!
Maid-Yes, ma'am, but l did not
want to brighten you.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
Knew the Ropes.

Bacon-You can depend on him.
Egbert-Are you sure?
"Oh, positively. He knows all the
ropes"
How do you know"
Because he worked for long time
in one of those factories where they
make cheap cigars"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
Easily Mlsled.

I'm afraid Jobson hasn't much of
a vocabulary"
"No?"
"If you should happen to speak of
bas relief he'd probably think you
we're referring to something in the ma
ture of highball."
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
Seems So.

Mr.. Bacon understand it requires
about fifteen days for the human body
to recover from the loss Of two con-
secutive nights sleep.
Mrs. Bacon-And don't you suppose
those fiendish cats in the back yard
know that?
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
Put II Up TO Father.

I'm going to thrash you soundly,"
said Mr.. Washington to little George.
do as you please" responded the
infant father of his prospective coun.
try, "but if you do the American
people will never forgive YOU"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
A Bridal Tour,

81 want to go abroad the worst
way!" exclaimed the young thing.
Then you should marry. l know Of
no worse way"
Saying which, the older thing smiled
harshly.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
For She Liked Them.

Patience-According to two English
scientists, the sense of smell in man.,
because of the practice of kissing, is
gradually being destroyed.
Patrioe-Good! Do you suppose the
time is coming when the boys won't
notice the onions?
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
A Sacrifice Hit.

She-Would you leave your home
for me?
Held leave a baseball game in
the ninth inning with the score tie.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19

A girls idea of ringleader is the
first man to come along with soil
taire.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19
Welded Life.

did your wife ever get the best Of
you?"
YES. Didn't she marry me?"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19

Every time a man looks into a mir
ror he imagines he sees the reflection
of a hero.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19

A wise woman refuses to ask her
husband to accompany her to church
of he talks in his sleep.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19

The best way to get out of a tight
place Is to sober up.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-02-19

Fortunate is the man who really de-
serves his own good opinion of him.
self.