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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-04-06
Ia TRIBUNAPOPULAR
COLLECTION DE- D~ISCURSOS,
uiNxS0S y DOCUNiESToS
~pATRIOT!COS.

Este es un libro indispensa-
bic para LIS personss que
toman parte en- las iiestas pa
tri6ticas y mutuaiistas. Con-
tiene discusses para ell 5 de
F'ebrero, q de Mario, S de
Mayo, IS de Julio, 30 de Julio,
y para los dias Is y 16 de Sep
tiembre, asi como ell Himno
Nacional Mexicano, ell Parte
Oicial &c la Bataila del 5 de
Mayo, eli Acta de Independent
cia., Romance de Hidalgo y una
slocuci6n para el aniversario de
una socieGad mutuaiista. Esta
aGornado con los retratos de
Hidalgo, Juarez y Zarago1a.
YALE YEINilciNW CEAIAvN--.
Haganse los pedidos .:
iGNAClO E. LOZANO
GOT DCLcRcSA ST.
SAN ANTONIO. TEXAS.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-04-06

no menos fuerte en- 81 cuerpo. cuan-
30 sOu6 In campana.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-04-06

pell0s a la sociedad metrOpOilta-
ma?
LACQUER.
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ROSARI0S.

G5sG-.os -jancos, de ccncha, nuy
a.a reAs 50 cts.
E~7ss-rD% raE-os, in.t2ci5n &c CO.
60 . ers.
- ,a-'os ca.cos, proDiOs Psra Sc
r,r.l-aJ 1lz % cts.
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. s. cuerros. b-azos, piernas,
vc ct. GaraltizadoS ls Plata.
-: cG csSs ynO.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-04-06
~sAGRADA.

ESES1SGNA SAOGAD2.
Este ;.6-o 90 VI soaer5ia-sco-
r.. c.G.: -lA-t.E-oy NusvO les
10 nto. En- E}esJ& esc-it2 Ia Com
p.j.ai4 sis.c-ls del pueblo de- Is
49,. , yarra lss fgucas de Pa
t-.,-casy Pcofetas. v:5ECoss c.S-
t-a5-u se c.4o 5 . prspara Il grsA
su,so ta ia vrnIaa del Mesias.
vaJuiu-ia para "A pisnltad te los
tv-LpCs-
500 Ell ejenplRr.
H5csnes !os psdidos acompaha-
do ae 81 :4pCrle a
IgaaeiQ {. LozaDO.
CO.. Do.oross St San Antonio, Tex
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
CHICAGO GRAIN.

Chicago. Aug. 11.-Rapid harvesting
under favorable conditions in the
spring crop states caused declines to-
day in all deliveries Of wheat except
September. That option was relative
~ firm on account Of rains in parts
of the winter crop region, and as re-
suit of country offerings here being
small. The September option went to
a premium over December for the first
time this season. Opening prices.
which ranged from shade to * C lower
were followed by moderate rally that
carried September above last nights
level.
red, s.. 141s@1 I'M: No. red, 81 11I1 Is; No.
2 hard, 81. 23@11. rs: No. hard, 81. 17@1 rs;
No a hard, s1.1111.18.
Corn-No. 2 yellow. Sl1k@S2Ec: No. 3 vel.
low. SIC; No. white 79N@SOhc: No.
white, 7s1s@so.se; No mixed so so@slc No 70;
grade. 78c.
Oats-No. 8 white. $4,000: No. 4 white.
57Q58c: standard. &c. New: No. white.
1917 @55c: No. 4. 4S1a@I51c; No. 4. 6Oc; SAM
pie grade, 45Gl47c
Clover-sS. 55@13.25.
Rye-No. = s1.osa1. os: No 8. sl.oea1 os.,1l.
Timothy-$5. 5006.0O.
Primary Receipts-Wheat. today. ], 306 .O0o
bushels; year ago, 2os2. 900 bushels. Corn G., m;
today $4,000 bushels: year ago, 4lOOO0
bushels.
Shipments-Wheat, today, 64S,00O BUSH
els: year ago, 1,1GOOOO bushels. Corn. to-
day, 4s7. 600 bushels; year ago, 325.O 900 bush
els.
Receipts Today-Wheat. 800 cars; corn.
210 cars: oats. It's cars.
Estimated Receipts Tomorrow-Wheat.
427 cars; corn, 1876 cars; oats, 185 cars.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
FOREIGN COLONY DECIDES
TO PUNISH Ex.CONVlCT

Mason City. la, Aug. 1l.-George
Donovich. an Industrious young Mon
tenesrin. employed by the water works
company here, was arrested at the re-
quest of A. Markovich. who complained
that Donovich was following him with
gun.
A revolver was found on Donovich,
and he did not deny that he had shad-
owed Markovich with belligerent in
tent.
one night in December 1911. riot
started i'm Powder street. the foreign
district here. Knives We're used freely
and with sanguine effect. Combined
forces of the police and the sheriffs
staff finally quelled the uprising. but
not until Philip Gjuranovich had been
mortally wounded and several others
We're badly cut
Markovich was bound with ropes by
his companions and turned over to the
police as the guilty person. The dis
trct court sentenced Markovich on a
manslaughter charge. In two years he
returned to Mason City. having been
paroled.
Recently the members OF the Monte
neerin tribe to which Markovch be-
longs. decreed that the slayer should
die. In accordance with the tribal Gus
tom. the men of the clan drew lots
to single out one to do the deed.
Donovich drew the job. Markovich.
learning of his peril appealed to the
police. When he learned that Dono-
vich was actually following him he
caused the mans arrest. Tribal Gus
tom provides that DonOvich'S failure to
get" Markovich will be his own death
warrant. Now he may be placed under
a peace bond. The authorities are at
a loss how to prevent trouble in the
colony
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
observation-disclosures.
CROP CONDITIONS.
Observation-Disclosures

%%%%%%<<%%<<%< <%<<<<<%%<%%
Des Moines, Ia, Aug. 1.-THE Iowa bu-
rea,i OF crop estimates in cooperation
with the weather bureau of the United
States department of agriculture. has
compiled the following figures:
Corn-August / forecast, 900 bush
els: final, 1914. $50 .424, 600 bushels.
Winter Wheat-August | forecast. H.
100000 bushels: final. 1914. 11,O16OOO bushels.
Spring Wheat-August ! forecast 4,s6o,-
OO0 bushels; final 1914, 4,050.00O bushels.
Oats-August / forecast. 17S.000.000 BUSH
els final. 1914. 165,0O0.000 bushels
Barley-August forecast. 10000 600 BUSH
els; final, 1914. 100000 bushels.
Potatoes-August Il fo ore 100000
Apples-August l forecast. S650,000 bush
els: final 1914, 100000 bushels.
overwhelmingly estimate. 10000 BUSH
els. final, 1914 900 bushels.
Hay (all tame)-August forecast 1920,
tons: final. 1914. 4,O7l,OoO tons.
Timoths.condIti,on - August s !, 1916, % 94
Clover Production. 1916. l2s per cent OF
1914 crop.
Decentralization August L. 1916, 106;
condition August i. 10-year average, so.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
putting to profitable use much wood
which otherwise would have been
burned a. waste.

q = r. ~
Russian soldiers Wear PAPER shirts.
Shirts made Of paper In, Japan are
in regular use in large quantities for
the Russian army. They proved
their worth during the winter cam
patgn in Poland and East Prussia. The
paper used is made from mulberry
bark. Paper clothing known as kamike
has long been in use among the Jap
anese. Such clothing is not only cheap.
but most serviceable. its only draw
back being that it cannot be washed.
The paper is very soft and warm, but
has little size" For this reason a
thin layer of silk wadding is placed
between two sheets and the whole
quilted when it is to be used for shirts
or other clothes.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
A Fellow FEELING.

'All sorts and conditions of men
have excellent explanations for their
position in life," said the senator. "A
tramp, however, came under my OBJ
servation who had no illusions about
the cause of his own condition. A
fine-looking and fashfonably dressed
woman had just alighted from her
limousine at the hotel entrance and
was suddenly approached by this shah
billy dressed man. who requested a
dime. No, have no money to spare
for you,' she said. I do not see why
an able-bodied man like you should
go about begging. 1 s'pose, ma'am,'
replied the lazy tramp. It's fer about
the same reason that healthy woman
like you boards at a hotel instead of
keepin' house. '-Harper's Magazine
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
RICHES LIE IN OURSELVES
What the Man Is, Not What He Has,
Makes Him Wealthy
or Poor.

In my own life. as wander farther
and farther along the vagabond trail
in search of truth and beauty, find 1t
easier and easier to find contentment
without the riches of the world. Leave
me imagination, and l shall still be
rich: but give me all the wealth of
the world and take from me imagina-
ton and you will plunge me deep into
a bottomelss hell of indescribable mis-
cry.
We cannot own things without be-
ing owned by them. Thoreau under
stood this. His life was so successful
that Emerson wrote of him, "Wher-
ever there is knowledge, wherever
there is beauty, he will find home"
l cannot live Thoreau's life. But I
can live my own.
In the transmission of heavenly
waters" says Emerson, every hose
fits its hydrant- Thomas Drier, in
the Nautilus.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
NO IDEA
What Caused the Trouble.

Il always drank coffee with the rest
of the family, for 1t seemed as If there
was nothing for breakfast If we did
not have it on the table.
II had been troubled for some time
with my heart. which did not feel
right. This trouble grew worse
steadily.
Sometimes 1t would beat fast, and
at other times very slowly, so that I
would hardly be able to do work for
an hour or two after breakfast, and if
walked up hill, 1t gave me severe
pain.
81 had no idea of what the trouble
was until friend suggested that per
haps It might be coffee drinking.
tried leaving or the coffee and began
drinking Postum. The change came
quickly. 7 am glad to say that l am
now entirely free from heart trouble
and attribute the relief to leaving of
coffee and the use of Postum.
"A number of my friends have aban.
doned coffee and have taken up Post
UNI, which they are using steadily.
There are some people that make
Postum very weak and tasteless. but
II made according to directions, It is
a very delicious beverage Name
given by Postum Co.. Battle Greek,
Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum cereal-the original form
| must be well boiled. 15c and 25c M NJ.
ages.
Instant Postum soluble powder
dissolves quickly in a cup of hot wa
ter, and, with cream and sugar, makes
a delicious beverage instantly. 300
and Soc tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
There's Reason" for Postum.
sold BY Grccers.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
pURIST PROPAGANDA
CANNOT stop SUNDAY
STREET CAR TRAFFIC
Cosson Rules That Activities
Considered Necessary May
Continue on Sabbath.

Des Moines. Aug. 11.-Agitation fot
The enforcement of the Sunday blue
laws in the capital city, which has been
going on for the last two weeks. will
not affect restaurants. street cars. or
ice cream parlors and similar enter
prises according to Attorney General
Cosson.
Since the agitation was begun by the
Rev. Noah Wickhan. OF Oklahoma,
representing the alliance which stands
for strict observance of the Sabbath,
there has been much discussion locally
as to how far the laws would reach.
Mr.. Cosson. in response to requests,
referred to opinions he had rendered
ON the subject in 1911 and 1912 The
opinions make it clear that enterprises.
the operation OF which on Sunday is
considered necessity by common
consent will not be interfcrred with
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
PRODUCE PRICES ON
SIOUX CITY MARKET

Commodities are bringing the following
prices on the Sioux City market. subject
to fluctuations:
Poultry. Butter and Eggs.
Eggs-Case count Il. o. b. Sioux City,.
Butter-Creamery. per h. 2sc: packing
stock, per h., 1Sc: process. per H.. Csc:
Poultry Spring chickens, w to ~ lbs.
per lib, i5c: spring chickens. over ~ lbs.
per lb., 1Sc; hens, over lbs. per lb., lie;
hens, 31a to 4 lbs, per h.. 10c; hens, under
8h lbs, per h.. &c; ROSTERS, per lb.. &c:
old pigeons, per doz.. 76c: guineas. per
pair, S5c: ducks. full feathered &C..
Cheese-Wisconsin (brick), per h., 1Sc;
twins. per lb.. lSc: young Americas. per
lb., 1sc.
Fruits and Vegetables.
App.es-Duchess per Dbl. 50 90.
Bananas-Per bunch, 81 .5U62. so.
Lemons-Per box, $4.00@6. 90.
Oranges-Per box. $3.0O04.T5.
Peaches-Fancy California. per box, %
G7Oc.
Plums-Fancy California, per crate a.
basket). 81. 15@1. 80.
Limes-Per box, 81 40.
Celery-Florida per crate. $500; Jumbo
lunches per doI., &c.
Watermelons-Per h., 1Zc.
Cantaloupes-Per crate, 81. 5000. W:
Tomatoes-Per crate N-basket), &c.
Potatoes-New. per bu.. CSC.
Linsesd.
Ground Hinged c .ns !, lots 81 g g:
quantities. per cwt.. 32.06.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
HAD TO HAVE TIME TO EAT
Regular Meals Were Necessary After
the Slight Repasts Incident to
Business Hours.

tall. gaunt young man entered the
office of the Globe Museum and Family
theater and asked for the manager.
What can do for you?" inquired
podgy man in check suit.
Il want an engagement as freak"
Who are your
Il am Enoch, the Egg King
What is your speciality"
Il eat three dozen hen eggs. two doz-
en- duck eggs, and one dozen goose
eggs at a single sitting
Il suppose you know our policy?"
What's that?'
We give four shows a day."
II understand that"
And do you think you can do it,"
Il know can
"On Saturdays we often give as
many as six shows
''All right
And on some holidays we give
performance every hour"
The young man hesitated.
In the case" he finally said, 81
must have one thing understood before
sign contract
What that?' asked the manager.
No matter how rushing business is
at the museum" the egg king replied,
you must give me time enough to
eat my regular meals at the hotel."-
Pearson's Weekly.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
WAS HER GREATEST TORMENT
stuHy Atmosphere Was Bearable, but
"Hot Air" Caused Her to
Suffer Much.

The waitress was pretty and con-
scious of the fact.
The diner was frivolous and for
ward.
Pretty tough to be penned up here
on a nice day like this" the diner
observed
yes. sir" the girl returned.
you are too good-looking to be
doing this work"
The girl raised her brows.
Have you never thought of better.
ing your condition."
ooh, yes"
Its awfully warm in here"
"Uh, huh"
Don't you suffer from the stury
atmospheric"
Half closing her bright eyes. and
assuming pensive air the girl tartly
replied:
NO; only from the hot air."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
The Markets

Sioux City Stock Yards, Sioux
City, Ia. Aug. li.-Receipts OF cat
tie were again Of fair volume. some
81 cars. or around 800 head, ~
against 463 q week ago and 500 tho
corresponding time a year ago.
Steady to strong was the verdict
IS to the sale of both beef steers
and butcher cows and heifers. After
once underway there was a GOOD
active movement scaleward and an
early clearance was made. Best In
corn feds landed at $780,
There WAS considerably more life
to the demand for stock cattle this
morning and useful grades of both
steers We're quoted as strong to q
dime higher.
Sellers continued in control In the
hog department and despite the fact
that that local receipts were some
what increased the general price
list was given boost of dime.
Shippers operated freely and the
local packers followed. Good lights
reached 1925. while the low end OF
the range was $500.
Sheep business continued to be
rather light and. although wires
from outside points indicated weak
ness. the local deal measured up
about even with that of the previ-
Gus day.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
WEALTHY BANKER sUccUMBs
TO AUTO WRECK INJURIES

Fort Dodge. Ia. Aug. lip. T..
Flynn. a wealthy banker Of Duncombe.
died in the Mercy hospital here early
yesterday morning from injuries re-
ceived in an auto accident near Hum
boldt last Friday morning. His con-
dition was not believed serious until
Sunday, when 1t was discovered q
fracture of the base OF the skull had
resulted in a clot OF blood on the brain.
An operation was performed Monday
morning.
Flynn leaves widow and five chill
dren. He was very prominent in this
section of the state.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12

one OF Lendon's Oldest WomsS. s9
Mrs. Mary Mitchell Of Old Broji Y /
ton. Chatham, recently celebrated ~
one hundredth birthday. She iSssal
widow and il the granddauehter VI u
centenarian who died at the ago IL
one hundred and three. Az . nembee.
of the Wesleyan Methodist eommua
nifty. she was the first Bible woman -
visit the homes OF the royal marines
as long ago as 1892. London Times. 4
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
BEEF STEERS.
eUTCHER STOCK.
HOGS.

Sioux City Stock Yards, Sioux City.
Ia, Aug. 1i.-Receipts of hogs showed
expansion. the run being estimated
at 1000 head. as against 4.146 week
ago and 6.100 the corresponding day
a year ago.
Prices ranged from s6.2O@725, pack
ing grades from s6.2O@6.45. mixed
beeves from $6.45@6.6O. mixed and
light butchers $6.6O@7.O0. and choice
lights on up to 1925. with the general
bulk extending from $6.40@7O0. Tues
day the range was from $6.20@7.15.
bulk S6.2O@6.75
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
SOUTH OMAHA LIVE STOCK

1900 Market steady Heavy, Sc 1OG6. IS:
light s.. ToM 30: pigs, s5.75@7 .25; bulk OF
sales. $6.35G6.75.
Native steers, :7.oOaa.7 Is: cows and he eGss
IS. 8507 .65: western steers, $6.50Cl8. 70; Texas
steers, $6.OOl7.5O: cows and heifers, S. .75D
7.25; calves, S7.O06D1O.0O
Sheep-Receipts. 11,7OO. Market steady
Yearlings Sc. 2517.0O; wethers. S. SOg6. 20;
lambs 81 4D01S 90
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK.

Chicago. Aug. .-Cattle-Receipts, 1e. 900
Market steady to a shade lower: native
Sc. 1903 90: cows and heifers. $310g9 10;
Hogs-Receipts 1900 Market strong,
l0a15c above yesterdays average: bulk,
$6.60G7.25: light, 81. 00g7. 80; mixed, Sc 4oG
7.1: heavy. s 25@7.25 rough. s6.25dlG. 30:
pigs. IS. 50@T. go.
Sheep-Receipts. 10000 Market weak a,
yesterdays close; sheep. $6.29@6. 80; lambs
n 25M9 As
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
a QUAR- wor,a

This is queer world. In one end
of town woman who has denied
herself enough to eat so that the chill
dren might have milk for supper will
pick UP piece of newspaper and see
q big headline over the news that a
woman in the other end of town has
just paid $4,000 for a Pekingese
poodle. Cincinnati Inquirer.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
Mis-. julia May's candles,

MISS Jutla Ways Candlee.
1t was Miss Julia Mays Birthday.
and in honor of the occasion cake
had been baked to be decorated with
candles, one candle for each anniver-
sary. Dinner was being delayed aud
Miss Julia May called to Aunt Piney:s
What is holding dinner, Aunt
Piney?"
Aunt Piney's answer called for NO
further explanation:
"Lawdy, honey. is you forgit how
many of these candles dey is to light =, !
Nashville Banner.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
SOFT WHITE HANDS
Under Most Conditions IL You Use
cutieura. TrIal Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. Nothing
better or more effective at any price
than these fragrant supercreamy emol-
lients. A one-night treatment win test
them in. the severest forms Of red,
rough. chapped and sore hands.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura, Dept. XII
Boston. Sold everywhere ADV.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
SIOUX CITY BOY WINS
SAC CITY CYCLE EVENT

Sac City, Ia. Aug. 11.-Motorcycle
races We're the feature OF the Sac
county fair, which opened with a good
attendance here yesterday. The re-
suits of the motor races follow:
Twenty mile free for all, purse 500
--Dorr. Sioux City. first Dresselhuys.
Wagner. S. d., second; Martin. Sac
City. third. Time. 1900.
Free for all, purse s75-Martin first.
Dresselhuys second, Deitz. Waterloo.
third.
Ten-mile race for county riders,
purse, s5o-Money. Sac City, first;
Martini second.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
"safety First.n

An American soon to sail for Lon
don will wear while asleep specially
made rubber suit with cork lining.
He takes no chances. There are sew
eral pound of lead in the feet of the
suit to keep the wearer's body in an
upright position.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
G. A. R. STATE MEETING TO
BE HELD IN MARSHALLTOWN

Marshalltown. Ia. Aug. 11.-Accord-
ing to word received here today. the
council of administration Of the Iowa
department, G. A. r., has voted to hold
its 1916 encampment in this city. Cedar
Rapids and Des Moines were the other
candidates.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
a Helpful Girl.

Won't you do something to help
poor family who are hungry?"
Most assuredly. Ill make some
fruit salad or some macaroons, which
ever you say, I'm good on both. -
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
MINNEAPOLIS GRAIN.

OIk5fI
Wheat-No. hard. 81. 53ss: No 1 north
en-. 81 .42ls61. 5Sla; No. 2 northern. 81. 3sh9
1915; No. northern. 81 .29h@1 ISIS: No. !
@1 .2S1a; No. 2 hard. 81. 25M@1 .29h.
Corn-No. 2 yellow. 82@S21bc. to arrive.
SVlac: No. yellow. 79@791ac; No. s yellow,
1870.
oats.No: 3 white. 5sz@54c to arrive. 4oc;
No. 8. 50052c.
Barley-68972c.
Flax-s1 .68A01. 70A.
Rye-7OA 7Sc
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
Just So.

Dad, what is meant by carrying
Goals to Newcastle?"
Its a figure Of speech, my boy.
Like trying to tell something to :
graduating class that they don't
know"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
Refutes osIer's Theory

Refutes OsIer's Theory.
A blind woman, eighty-one years
old and partially deaf, refuted Doctor
Osier's theory by recently completing
life of Nathan Hale which is declared.
to be of unusual interest and author
ity. The woman, Mrs. Jean Christie
Root of Glen Ridge, N. j., has learned
to use typewriter with great facility
and makes light of her infirmities.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12

A Modern "ziszag" Journey.
That once famous series of books,
the "Zigzag Journeys" should be
brought up to date by including a
chapter on women who drive electric
cars.-Chicago News.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12

And considerable percentage Of
our so-called friends will not stand
the acid test.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
Poor Peck.

Henry, you talk in your Sleep"
We'll, do you begrudge ne even
those few words % - Boston Trans.
script.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
OMAHA GRAIN.

omaha, Neb., Aug. n-wheat-No. :
hard 81 1851 40: No. hard, s1.15@1 SO.
Corn-No. white. 75A@751c: No. white
74A@D75c: NO yellow, 75hQ175Ac: No. 3
yellow 75A@751kc; No. 2, 741s0nNc: No. :
74A@74Ac
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12

Yet a millionaire can say more in
ten words than penniless man can
say in ten thousand.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
Drink Denison's Coffee,
For your health's sake.

The worst thing about friends 70
the ease with which they are convert,
ed into enemies.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12

Eiaht-Hour Law In Alaska.
Alaska recently adopted an eight.
hour law for placer miners and PEN
stoned her aged and INDECENT prospec,
tors.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
Why, Certainly.

Why, Certainly.
Patience-so she's learning to
dance, is she!
PARTICLES.
"Where?"
why, on her feet, of course"