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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19
Factory Has Added Over 500 Work People in Months

ten miles Of snow and plowiug snow
two feet deep for the last four miles
leading up to Government Camp, az
the base Of the mountain. Mover be-
fore has an automobile reached this
point so like I'm the year. and never
has one attempted to make the trip
after the fall SHOWS have come,
Somebody is going to have a NIL
burn for Christmas.
Mr. Ferguson made a business trip
to Bartlosyille ana NoWata last week
and reports the sale Of a couple Of
Chalmers Skies.
The Tulsa Motor Car company re
ports that they have taken orders for
three Of the six 80 Chalmers before
receiving their dcmousrator
Mr.. Welock, who looks after the
battery department for the Tulsa
Motor Car company reports that the
battery business is surely picking up.
Coleman McNulty. factory repre-
sentative for eastern oklahoma is
now making headquarters in Tulsa
at the Marquette hotel
Rev J. w. Darby has purchased a
seven-passenger Studebaker
c. Sample of Bixby purchased a
sevcn-passongor Studehaker OF Auto
Sales company this week,
The Auto Sales company is deliver
ing a carload of Studebakers in Cleve-
land this week
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19
ENIrnNngnnI.

Mrs McTaggart-Hoots; Dinna
fash yerser, McTaggart! Twas a
bad shuun' ! gave hlml
The McTaggart-A bad shilhnl Mo
Conscience -cNtravagauce, Wum-
an. had We no bad saXpence?-Syd-
ucy Bulletin.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19
Automobile Statistics

There were 1,666,9S7 automobiles
i'm use in the United states at the end
Of 1914. The revenue paid TO the
states from automobile licenses
amounted TO $l2,27O,O3B and chauf-
lcurs' fees reached the total Of $427,-
lT9.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19
MINTs TOK TME or OMNER

The efficiency Of ignition wires can
not be determined by the thickness of
the insulation. Especially is this true
of secondary wires The insulation,
however, should be OF good quality.
Unnecessary thickness Of insulation
increases the static capacity, which is
undesirable.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19

When two or more leaves Of a spring
break it is not advisable to install new
leaves without rescating the spring.
II the spring is used for some time its
set is different from that Of the new
leaves installed and the effect often
results in another broken spring very
soon. Dallas News.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19
CAR SALES BOOM
IN The SOUTHWEST


tremendous volume of business TO car
and accessory dealers that supply the
southwest trade from here with
bank clcarings in Kansas city making
nigh record marks every year, with
the wheat beginning TO move from
Kansas to the markets. with oil ON
the jump in Oklahoma after "a big
crop year, and with unusually opon
weather throughout the entire dis
trict heavy sales have resulted and
dealers expect their branches will
enter the new year with practically
no unsold cars on hand
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19

To clean screen Of separator on
gasoline feed line, remove screen and
uso air pressure from pump or tank.
The air will force all particles of fuza
and sediment out OF the fine wire
mesh,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19

In very cold weather care should
be taken to use light grades of lubri-
cants i'm the transmission and axle.
The grease in these parts IS supposed
to work into the various recesses and
bearings to lubricate same. If
heavy grade of grease Is used some Of
the bearing surfaces may not be prop
erly fabricated
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19

A carburetor that persists in drip
ping when the throttle is closed usual
ly will be found to have a worn needle
valve that requires grinding to its
seat. Use very fine grinding COM.
pound for this work, ono which is not
composed Of emery, the particles of
which will not embed themselves in
the brass and keep the valve and its
seat I'm bad condition.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19

William (BnD Stahl the prominent
rotarian and the new guardian of the
milliOn-dOllar Vance baby. purchased
an Oldsmobile from the w. c. Nor
ris Motor Sales company some time
ago, and the car was delivered to him
last week. 1t might be well to add
that Mr.. Stahl purchased the car
sometime before he was made the
Vance child's guardian.
G. c. Hall of EufauIa, Okla, pur-
chased a National Highway six
touring car from the Federal Motor
company.
Tom Curtis received his Bulldog"
Stutz last week having purchased the
same from the Federal Motor COM
pany.
Clarence G. Eaton of the Eaton Mo
tor Car company made several busi-
ness trips out of the city last week
placing sub-agents for the Haynes
and Velie cars, for which he is dis
tributor, in several counties.
Mr.. Hood of the Milburn company
spent a few days with the Tulsa
Motor Car company, going over the
business situation, which looks very
good for Milburn Electric cars.
The Tulsa Motor Car company re-
ports the sale of a Milburn Electric
to NJ. II. Shriver last week,
A carload Of Chalmers SKIES and q
carload Of Milburn Electrics were re-
ceived last week by the Tulsa Motor
Car company.
The Eaton Motor Car company sold
Velie light six last week to e. A.
Eaton Of the Nichols Transfer COM
pany.
A Jcffery automobile, driven by
Frank c. Riggs of Portland, Ore,
broke all endurance records connect
ed with the history OF Mount Hood
on November IS, by driving through
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19
Along Gas ROzV

The New Cadillac company of Ok
lahoma, report the following sales.
Harry Brent of Dewey, OKLA, a seven
passenger Cadillac eight; to j. It,.
Arnold of Tulsa, a Cadillac eight
roadster, and to Miss Margaret Hup-
fer of Tulsa, a passenger Mitch
ell.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19

c, Sample of BiNby purchased
seven-passengor Studehaker OF Auto
Sales company this week.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19

The Auto Sales company is deliver
ing a carload Of Sudebakers in Cleye-
land this week.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19

The Eaton Motor Car company sold
Velle light "siX" last week to e. A.
Eaton Of the Nichols Transfer COM
pany
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19

Rev. j w Darby has purchased Q
seven passenger Studcbaker
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19

A Jcffery automobile, driven by
Frank c. Riggs of Portland, Ore,
broke all endurance records connect
ed with the history OF Mount Hood
OH November IS, by driving through
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-12-19

A carload Of Chalmers Skies and q
carload Of Milburn Electrics were re-
ceived last week by the Tulsa Motor
Car COmDanN.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-04-14
HIGHLAND PARK
CHURCH CLOSES
SUCCESSFUL YEAR

The annual meeting OF the High.
land Park Presbyterian church held
Monday evening was the largest In
the history OF the organization. The
treasurer's report showed all obliga.
tions met. and large balance on
hand The amount expended for
henevolences and charities during
tAs+a s-sss== -sts ~ = q gain of over
81 eco.
In appreciation OF the faithful
service OF the pastor. the Rev. J. ID
Macdonald. who 10 eicslps his
twelfth year. the congregation voted
4 salary increase or $500. During
the year l3e new members have been
received. making a total OF over COO.
The following officers were elect.
ed: Elders. C. II. Sergeant, r. W.
Nodeland. c. z Selover. Fl. G. Ries,
James Gordon. John Watt, Grant II.
Winter: 9eacons. Alfred E Crosby.
W. s. Thomas. W. r. Maxwell: trus.
tees. r. w. Modelani. Maurice /.
f5UtsfCrd. r. T. CutmOre.
The church. in addition 10 its reg
rlar work. has been carrying on a
mission In the new Oakman subdi
vision. in the northwest part OF the
village.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-04-14
JESS wILLARD's LIFE STORY.
Champ Wins Wife By Saving Her Life.

He was driving leisureiy along
narrow road one sunday afternoon
when the sound OF hoof beats. as
the dime novels say. awakened him
from his reyerie. lie looked be-
hind and saw a plunging. raging
team dashing toward him at break
neck speed.
willard dashed on HIS horse. The
road was not wide enough for two
carriages TO pass and deep ditch
Law on either sic. But on came the
runAways. A collision was imminent,
Just as the dashing team was
about Co crash into Wizards buggy
and send the occupants OF both out
its to death in the ravine below,
Jess stood up in the seat, reached
out his long arms TO grasp the bits,
and steadied the beasts.
He saved the lives OF two men
and two women. for In the front
seat OF the runaway carriage sat B.
b. Evans, OF Emmett. and his wife.
In the back seat was Hattie-noS
Mrs. Jess willard and mother Of four
little willards.
Jess naturally thought that his
act entitled him to some considera'
ton from the Evans family. but win
ming Hattie was accomplished only
after he had overcome fully as many
obSsScles>as the aforementioned
hero OF the Nnelodrarna.
While thd Eyanses were duly
thankful 10 1.-THE big horse-trainer
they didn't exactly place him as a
member OF one OF the first families
OF Pottavatohie-co. and he was
barred from tte HOUSE, =
But that didn't deter Jess He
would drive ub in the best OUTFIT
his livery stabte afforded and Hat
tie would come out and climb into
the buggy. Then for a spin back
and forth over the main street OF
Emmett and perhaps soda AZ the
drug store
However. Hattie's pa was not 10
II be outwitted. He padlocked the
gate and the fence was high
Nevertheless. Jess continued to
drive up. Hattie would dash out
OF the house. Jess would help her
over the fence and so buggy riding
anyway.
Then Pa and Ma Evans gave up
| The Young persons were married
seven years ago.
For seven years fatherinlaw and
motner-inlaw spoke disdainfully OF
Jess as "Hattie's husband On
Tuesday. April Z. when Pa Evans
got back from Topeka. where he
went 10 hear the fight returns. they
started calling him our son-in-lsw.-
CONTINUED tomorrow
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-04-14

Don't cut out or strip the sod from
a back yard that has never before
been planted. Turn this sod under.
for the grass is plant food and VIII
60 much 10 fertilize the area. Fur
ther 81 makes the texture OF the soil
much better. The greater the amount
OF decaying plant matter that you
can Incorporate In your soil the bet.
ter the crop.
The mistake OF spading the garden
before the soil Is Ia proper shape is
a common error. Unless the soil Is
dry enough to leave the spade clean
and not cling 10 It, the beginner had
better wait until IL Is. Spading be-
fore this state Is attained viii leave
the ground in a clodded condition
that viii take two or three years 10
correct n the soil is heavy, Thus
Il can be seen that few days more
or less gain IN time VIII do more
damage than good.
This danger Is not so apparent In
sandy or loamy soils. and therefore
the time Of spading is not so import
ant This kind Of land will not form
clods so readily and can be spaded
when much more dry than clay. The
back yard made up OF clay or muck
however. requires that the warning
he needed.
After sp2ding the treatment OF all
soils Is practically the same. BE sure
10 rake the soil until the surface.
known as the seed bed. is as fne as
you possibly can get II. The finer II
is pulverixed the better, as the par
ticles OF soil can get into closer
physical touch with the little seeds
and plant roots. They hold the soil
moisture closer and make their food
contents much more available for the
roots
Clay. no matter OF what color. blue,
yellow or red. offers many obstacles
20 the backyard gardener. But (:
possesses plant food in abundance
and can be made 10 bear probably
But II requirss more cultivation
than the lighter or sandy soils
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-04-14
LESS ICE IN THE
EAKES THAN AT
THIS TIME, 1914

The reports from the regular and
1isplsy stations Of the weather
Dureau and meteorological service
q Canada indicate that the field Of
- ~ the extreme western portion
- Superior has moved out OF sight
md that the harbors At Duluth and
( Two Harbors. are open.
The Ice in Chequamegon bay h
6oftening rapidly and win, probably.
ooon neve out There are but few
1eids reported over the central and
none over the eastern portion ex-
coDf near whitefish Point. The ice
= Whitefsh bay Is softening. In 81.
Nays river the channel Is open
1om Irquois point to Big Mud lake.
nd from there 20 Detour the Ice
GnnGcs about II inches IN thickness
ed - honeycombing. indicating
hat . passage may be forced in
clde Of 10 days. In Green Bay the
( - continues over the northern and
o1ntrAl portions while open water
(. oDDears over the southern portion.
There have been no fields reported
~ Michigan. and the ice is soften
ne over Traverse bay and will soon
move out. The straits opened on
April ?, with few broken fields
over the western portion and these
we're moving into Michigan. There
1. we're no fields reported over north
orn or central Huron; the field in
Saginaw bay Is broken and moving
with the winds: the fields over the
southern tportion have broken az
and much ice has moved into 81
Clair river; the field extends north
ward 10 about Lexington. but d
B broken and soft. The fields owe
Erie are confined TO the extrem,
+ oostern portion. No fields Of I'm
portance are reported in Ontario.
In comparison with same perio'
last season there is less ice in al
of the lakes, except over northern
Green bay where II is heavier thai
last season.
The display of storm warning
VII be resumed on all lakes OF
April 16, 1915, and as the ice field
&ill probably be softened so AZ I,
ol1er but slight resistance 70 naviga
lion. there VIII be but one more re
Dort this season.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-04-14

Wild mustang and, teaching parior
manners TO the outlaw. Jess didn't
take up this business seriously UNI
"a n the twenties.
Al the time COW ponies--unhroken
ones- were IN plentiful In Kansas
- mosQuitoes In New Jersey. and
about n valuable. willard used 10
buy them up for few dollars.
break them and sell for a good
pr06t. He bossted that there never
WAS . horse that could throw him.
and none that he couldn't mako quit
ana % his biddtng. And 10 one
eontr1dicted him. = wasn't heslthy.
When Jess was - Cupid caught
hlm and delivered : knoc1Out In
~ Ara roand. willard won : wife
lIke hero IN 1 melodrzma-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-04-14
" LETT HOOK.
rIxApTrQ n

Ono day Jess willard. horse
1rnder. picked mp q Kicking colt by
fhs forelegs and held the animal
that way while its hind legs were
aheared. and folks were always nice
O. him after that Even the best
s'rasslers" In Pottavatomie-eo. Kan
oas. sfeered clear OF the man who
could Aft the fore part of q 800
round plunging cow-pony.
At n the champion OF the world
rave up his itincrant schooling for
rood and made precarious living
81 wrapping his long limbs about a
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-04-14
There's Trick Even In Spading
Garden; the Wrong Way Is Costly

II your ground Is clay, spade deep
~ when IL Is reasonably dry. and
smash the Jumps Never let up on
your raking until the clay Is reduce
to small particles. A quantity OF
ell-rotted manure spaded under win
do much TO make the work OF cultiva.
ton easter later in the season.
on the other hand. IL your soil Is
real sandy. mixing harnyard manure
with IL will give IL the necessary
body 10 retain moisture. This CON-
bsnation makes a quick soil one that
viii produce early vegetables with
astonishing speed.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-04-14

correct valve-in-head type. OF motor
with which all Buick cars are equip
ped
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-04-14
Worth cackIIna over.

Il have a setter that's Of the Cor
den breed"
Mines a Plymouth Rock--In-
-dianapolis News.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-17
PINSK.

'Pinsk is probably the place of
greatest promise of all the cities of
west Russia" according to a war
primer just issued by the National
Geographic Society.
1T is situated on the Pima, within
the great marsh and swamp region OF
White Russia, about 100 miles east
OF the German armies attacking
Brest Litovsk. The seret of the ad-
vantage of the little town is its won
derful waterway connections. 1t can
send the forest and agricultural pro-
ducts of west Russia, assembled in
IT'S warehouses, by water to the north
and the Baltic sea or to the south
and the Black sea.
"A line drawn east from Brest
Litovsk through Pinsk marks the low
est depression of the vast unhealthy
marsh tract. In the direction of this
line the Pripet flows east and numer-
Gus tributaries flow to the Pripel
from the north and from the south
Pinsk is joined by a canal to the
west with the Bug, and thus with the
Vistula and German Danzig.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-17

"The Orginsky canal. to the north.
connects IL with the Niemen. while
the Prlpet brings it into onnection
with the rich lands OF Little Russia.
the Russian government has been
conducting works for the draining OF
the swamps around Pinsk since 1872
and some 100000 acres have been
reclaimed To the east of Pinsk,
however, lies a great stretch OF land
almost hopelessly waterlogged.
while the introduction of rail-
ways has diverted some of the water
borne traffic of Pinsk. it still enjoys
considerable commerce and before
the war there was every promise that
its river and canal carried trade would
increase enormously, Grains, meats
and other farm products, leather,
timber and timber products form the
bulk of its commerce.
THE town has number of facto-
ries which turn out matches, leather
goods, soap, beer and woodwork, 1t
has population of about 10000,
more than two-thirds Of which is
Jewish The hand of Mars has borne
heavily upon the town and it has been
razed to the level of its own swamps
several times in the fierce passage of
Invaders"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-17
HIP IS DISLOCATED
WHENMAN SUSTAINNS
FALL At STANF|ELD
DIR. REID ADJUSTS BONES AND
FARMER is NOW RAPIDLY
RECOVERING.
Chicago People Visiting at the Home
Of Their Daughter. Mrs. +, A. Ba-
Ker--YOung People Are Enter
tanned by Mrs. John Beavert-
Other News Notes of Stanfield.
Especial Correspondence. }

STANFIELD, Sept. 17--Orval Ad-
ans fell from a hay stack Monday
and had his hip dislocated. Dr. Reid
was called and adjusted the Difficult
y and on Tuesday the doctor accom-
panied Mr.. Adams to Pendleton to
have the XRay used and they found
everything to be in first class shape.
Mrs ] NJ. Graves and daughter.
Miss Helen, were in Echo Tuesday
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. w. McCaskey of
Chicago is visiting at the home of
their daughter, Mrs. F. A. Baker.
This is their first trip west and they
are much pleased with the looks of
things on the project.
Mrs. John Beavert entertained a
number Of young people at her home
Monday evening in honor of her cou-
sin, Miss Ruth Howard of Wana
Walla.
Miss Eva and Marilla Dunning and
Clement Howard left Thursday morn
ing for Corvallis where they will at
tend the o. A. c.
Miss Esther Heath left this week
for Walla Walla where she will at
tend Whitman college.
Mrs. John Howard and daughter,
Mabel of Portland, were the guests
of W. c. Howard Monday.
]. L. Cox of Seattle was here the
first of the week buying hay. Mr..
Cox will feed a number of cattle here
this winter.
P. ]. Eschbach of Seattle, was here
looking after his contract work on
the cutoff
School opened up Monday with
the largest registration it has ever
had. They expect to have another
teacher.
P. c. Gasthey of San Francisco,
was calling on customers here Tues
day.
Sam Oldacre of Hermiston. was
transacting business here Thursday.
Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Atchison of
Pendleton was in town Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs. r. A. Holte spent
Monday in Pendleton.
]. P. Cronin of La Peer, Michigan,
was in town this week.
Mrs. H. Kingberg and daughters,
Miss Helen Of Condor, were visiting
friends here Tuesday.
Mrs. VIM. O'Sulliyan was the guest
CT her son, VIM. Jr., this week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-17
Est OREGON PENDLEON OREGON FRDA sEPElER 17 1915

than the pass to which the
Day-Oregonian crowd is try
ing to hurry it.-Portland
Journal.
@~s-ess~@s
After they get tnat billion
dollar loan the allies may be
willing to pay market prices
for eastern Oregon wheat,
1t sounds like old times to
hear that the Turks are kill
ing the Armenians,
~rvessss~
Pendleton waited years for
that federal building and we
can afford to celebrate the
cornerstone.
s@S-ssSSS~
Next week they will be
here in force.
S~~~S~~~~
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-17

A. L. Carter returned Monday from
a months stay in Baker.
r. e schmidt entertained his BIZ
BILE class Tuesday evening The
evening was spent in games OF vari-
Gus kinds and delicious refreshments
were served.
Aubrey Howard of Walla Walla Is
spending the month with his uncle
W. c, Howard.
Miss Dorothy Hewitt left Wednes-
day to attend Frontier Days at Walla
Walla.
Mayor Wyle left Tuesday for Ia
coma, where he will spend the next
two weeks.
City Marshal Beavert is busy cut
ting his fourth crop of alfalfa.
$, Norton Boho was transacting
business in Portland the past week.
Large shipments of grapes of va
rious varieties are heing shipped from
here daily.
D. j. Bruce of Seattle spent sever
al days here this week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-17
IN POuND.

The following described animals
have been taken up by the marshal Of
the City Of Pendleton. to-wit:
One brown horse about years
old, branded N on left hip, star in
forehead about S7i pounds.
One brown horse, about years old,
branded A on left hip, weight about
$50 pounds.
One bav mare with roam colt, the
mare is branded with a star on right
shoulder and p on right jaw, weight
about 500 pounds.
One bay horse, weight about 500
pounds, branded 7-H on right shoul-
der.
One light bay bald faced horse,
weight about 500 pounds. branded
Il 7 on right shoulder; crippled in
right hind leg.
If said animcls are not claimed by
the owners or those entitled to the
possession of them, costs and expenses
against them paid and taken away
within ten days from the date here
Of, then a O'Clock p. m. of the 2sth
day Of September, 1915, the said an
imals will be sold to the highest bid
der, at public auction. for cash, at
the City Pound, Depot Stables on
Cottonwood street, in said City Of
Pendleton, the proceeds of such sale
to be applied to the payment Of such
costs and expenses of making sale.
Dated this 18th day Of September,
1915. JOHN KEARNEY,
City Marshal.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-17
THIS MAY ENTERTAIN
FEAT OF AN EXPERT GUESSER,
minneapolis Correspondence New
York SUM-

minneapolis Correspondence New
York SUM-
w. 7. Cox, state forester, returned
from Detroit, in the heart of the
Minnesota lake country with fish
story that other folk at the capitai
said was the best-or worst-of the
bass season.
According to Mr.. Cox, Bill Sim
mons, veteran Detroit guide. who is
such an expert with the line that he
Can tell the kind of fish and its ex-
act weight when 1t strikes, was out
with a party and hooked one at the
first cast
TITS three-pound bass" an
nOunced Bill as he reeled in. The
line tightened sharply and remained
taut. "Tll take back that bet offer"
said Bill. 1T looks as though I got
hold of an old root"
He pulled his catch out of the wa
ter and discovered large jug on the
end of the line. The line was inside
where something was wriggling.
Bill broke the jug and out flopped a
three pound bass. His reputation as
a telepathic fish weigher was saved
and Detroit is in a dry country