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Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19
MISFlT MARRIAGES.
A Hunorist's Flippant View Of Matri-
nnonial Alliances.

monial Alliances.
would like to make few useless
remarks about married life. not only
would like to, but am going to.
II you are tall, sallow, nerveless,
easy going man with a liliputian In
come, enormous feet and hands and
have an Adams apple that looks Ike
somebody trying to poke bis fist through
your neck you will marry tiny black
haired woman who has all seeing, lash
less eyes, mouth like a knife cut In a
dish Of cornstarch pudding and love
of jeweiry and ancient black and tan
dogs with rotten dispositions and hair
pin legs. You may say you won't Dut
you VIII
II you are q red headed gentleman
You win marry a beautiful girl l don't
know why this is. but you think over
the red headed men you know and see
If they haven't copied peaches.
II you are n little runt addicted to
morning coats and gardenias, a large,
vital, auburn haired lady will get you
yet She win want all there is in life
And don't sit down calmly after you're
married, with a panetela In tho corner
Of your mouth. and imagine you are
that all
If you are home loving man, man
who likes TO loll about in an old suit
man who gets slightly seasick by mere
ly CHANGING over q passenger list Of an
ocean liner, then, by the gods. you will
wed female globe tTotter.
II you are q Jealous person it is writ
ten that You shall marry q girl who
will give you every excuse to harbor
that ridiculous passion And by the
game token II wouldn't matter whether
she did OF MOTT would seem so to you.
If you put your stomach before eV-
erything else in life. physically as well
as Inetaphoricaily. your wife will be
the kind who made pan OF bum fudge
once when she was at school but
knows and cares not that mint sauce
has nothing to do with veal outlets and
that sea bass gets nervous and fidgety
when you pour maple strip on 1T.
Montgomery Blagg In American Maya
zine.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19
Restored to Good Health.

II was sick for four years with
stomach trouble" writes Mrs. Otto
Cans, GAINESVILLE, Ohio. 81 lost weight
and felt SO sick that almost gave up
hope of being cured. A friend told
me about Chamberlain's Tablets, and
since using two bottles of them
l have been we'll woman" Obtain
able everywhere.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19

Sallow skin, blOtches, dull, watery
eyes eruptiOns and skin blemishes due
to inaction of the liver and bowels,
causes more discomfort to women
than anything else-dOn't suffer-try
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea-re-
gulates the stomach and bowels puri-
lies the blood, clears the complexion.
35c. Tea or Tablets. j. + Sullivan.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19
AEIGHBORHOOD NEWS NOTES
UPSON

The dance on June II, given by the
newly Horseshoe Club, was
well attended by town people and out
siders and all report an enjoyable
evening.
Mrs. Day Barron, of IronwOod,
spent Sunday at the Brown home.
The closing day of school will be
celebrated by having picnic at the
park.
NJ. j. White was in Hurley Friday
on town business.
Miss Nellie Hovde is visiting her
sister in Ironwood this week.
j. q. Moore, of Moore, spent Tues
day in town.
Miss Eleanor Pinch, of Lac du
Flambeau, spent the weekend as
guest of the Misses Hazel and lillian
Brown.
Myron Morris went to Mellen Fri
day night and returned to school Mon
day morning.
Mrs. Dunn and little daughter
Naomi, were in Mellen Friday.
Mrs. j. b. Anderson was a CUES of
her sister, Mrs. Gibbs, at Mellen on
Monday.
Miss Anna Testolin, Marie TriOne,
John TestOlin and Earl Crowley, of
Iron Belt, attended the dance here
Saturday evening
Oscar Peterson shopped in Hurley
Saturday.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19
Tho Query pisoour.soua.

$50 glad TO see you again. dear. And
I've got such lot OF news for you.
Did you know l was Interested In bust
ness p said the first sweet young
thing
"WhoSeT asked the second, and then
the conversation Jagged percepdbly.-
Philadelphia Ledger.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19
A Spanish Lsaend.

4 rocky eminenC2 ON the outskirts
OF Granada. Spain, Is known as lei
ultimo sospiro del Moro" (the last sigh
Of the Moorl, because. according to
the legend, Boabdn, the last Moorish
monarch, took leave there Of the land
OK his birth
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19

Bilious Attacks.

When you have a bilious alta
your liver fails to perform its fun
ions. You become constipated. I
food you eat ferments in your stoms
instead of digesting. This milan
the stomach and causes nausea va
lting and a terrible headache. I'd
Chamberlain's Tablets. They \
tone up your liver, clean out yd
stomach and you will soon be as Vi
as ever. They only cost a quart
Ohtainable everywhere.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19
The FLAG plsdos.

Inc pledge TO the flag. as taken by
Tue children OF the public schools, runs
~ follows: Il pledge allegiance to my
nag and TO the country for which it
stands; one nation, indivisible. with
liberty and justice for alL"-New York
American.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19

Blx-What nonsense TO say that one
can't get the last word with a woman;
! found it easy enough today. Dix
You don't sayi How did it happen9
Bix-Why. l said to woman In the
car Madam. have my seat"-Boston
Transcript
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19
The Surprlafpo pars.

i was surprised to learn that Bone
head had lost his mind"
What was there surprising about
itY'
Why, that his friends found IL out
That's what surprises me."-Houston
Post
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19
The Palace Of Thouohts.

To get peace. II you do want IL,
make for yourselves nests OF pleasant
thoughts None Of us yet knows. for
none or us has been taught In early
youth. what palaces we may build OF
beautiful thoughts-prOot against all
adversity.-John Ruskin.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19
Chambertaln's Collie, Cholera
and DIarrhOea Remedy.

This is remedy that every family
should be provided with, and especi-
ally during the summer months.
Think of the pain and suffering that
must be endured when medicine must
be sent for or before relief can be OBJ
tanned. This remedy is thoroughly re-
liable. ASK anyone who has used it .
Obtainable everywhere.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19
Confident prnciirtinn-

$50 you honestly think you have the
smartest boy on earth
Maybe he isn't YET, but ne win bo
II no Keeps on making me answer all
the questions he can think up"--Wash-
ington Star.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19
IA ImpraetlonI sunn.,.inn.

Why don't you tell your troubles TO
a Policeman
Il don't dare" replied the gloomy
person He'd probably arrest me-
Washington Star.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19
The Iarusst paln.inn.

1Peradise, " by T1ntoretto. Is the larg-
sst painting In the world II Is eighty
four feet wide. thirty-three and one
half feet high and is now in the doges'
palace, Venica
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19
Plaintiff,

ldluJlHI
vs.
w. II. Trojanowski and
Marie Allen TrOjanOwski
as the wife of w. II. TrO-
janOwski and in her indi-
yidual capacity,
Defendants.
BY virtue of judgment of fore
closure and sale, made in the above
entitled action on the 10th day of June,
1914, the undersigned sheriff of Iron
County, state Of Wisconsin, will sell =,
at 10 O'Clock i'll the forenoon of the
End day of August, 1918, at the front
door of the court house in the village
of Hurley. in said Iron County, the
real estate and mOrtgaged premises
directed by said judgment to be sold,
and therein described AS follows, to-
wit:
Lot Number TenQO), Plat of Sugar
Camp Beach, Mercer, Iron County,
Wisconsin.
Terms of sale cash.
NJ. j. CoNNORs
Sheriff of Iron County, Wis.
Dated June 10th, 1915.
A. l.. Ruggles and Marion F. Reid,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19

I.aboring toward distant aims sets
the mind In a higher key and puts Us
at our best-Parkhurst-
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19

The Mckinley and Century editions
of ten cent music at Triplett's Jewel
ry Store, Ironwood, Mich.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1915-06-19
Notice of Sale.
State of Wisconsin,

State of WISCONSIN,
Circuit Court, Iron County.
Daniel Reid,
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-12-01

that we would see it rearing its walls
right there.
There are cafes allowed to- flourish in
our midst that are far worse than the
pest house.
Smallpox can be cured; the diseases
of the soul and body engendered in these
rdens, never.
1t is against the law for women in
Michigan 10 sit on a jury.
Man says lin effect), that he must be
tried by men; only THEY are capable
of understanding him and rendering a
Just verdict.
Very well. But he also says that wo-
men must be tried by men, assuming
apparently, that men understand wo-
men far better than women can under
stand themselves. and would render
juster verdict.
All this might be so if jury were Sc
lected from a certain kind of men, but
it is doubtful.
A trial has taken place in the polics
court within a week, in which a young
girl was the victim; foolish. weak and
probably headstrong child
The culprit was a man who confessed
his guilt an idler about town who picked
up a living by the noble profession of
"pandering," form of livelihood which,
il appears, the city stands for.
Six strong men and true. sat in the
jury box and looked with favorable eyes
upon THE MAN, while a weak, small
woman and frightened little girl told
their stories.
Grave attention did this jury bestow
upon this case, Zone of the six is said
to be saloonkeeper himself, and thus
well acquainted with the inner workings
Of saloondom). and the verdict of this
august body was mot guilty"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-12-01
REPUBLICANLEADERS CLING
TO POLICIES OF REACTION

pledged by prominent men 70 keep
the work going Mr. 'ravenner I'm.
sists that he is going 10 push his
resolution FOR an investigation not
OF he books ot the Navy league. but
OF the persons who were responsible
for the organization u tho Navy
league and its early activities and
their connection with firms which
manufacture munitions Of war.
Another evidence Of prosperity
is issued by the posto@ce derar..
Welt. 4 sure barometer Of the
worklngman's savings. says the de.
partment, arc the deposits in the
Postal Saving banks During thu
last month these have been larger
than ever before The total depos
It's In he postal banks for the Urit
ed States showed an Increase OF
s2,l50 900 In Octob r.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-12-01
PRODUCTIVE PLAY
BY H. ADDINGToN BRUCE.


Few parents appreciate the edu-
cational possibilities OF the games
OF childhood. They do not realize
that by skilful adaptation OF even
the commonest OF childrens games.
they can do much in the way OF in
teresting their little ones in the Sc
rious work OF the school room. and
in promoting their mental develop
nent.
The great desirability OF studying
games as an aid In early education
was first impressed on me by an in.
teresting experiment made some
years ago by a personal friend. one
OF the most eminent OF American
psychologists.
His little boy on entering school
go; along exceedingly well in al
most everything except arithmetic.
The multiplication table presented
Unexpected difficulties TO him, while
subtraction and division seemed
quite beyond his powers
But his father was not at all dis
turbed when the boys teacher re-
ported his backwardness.
IT. be declared, my son is do
ing so well in everything else. he
can dc-Gt4+te as we'll IN arithmetic.
too Il is onN a question OF getting
hin. so interested in arithmetic that
he will apply himself 70 IT,"
lie did not scold the boy. did not
even urge hfm 20 study harder In
stead he made him present of NJ
ordinary box OF dominoes
At the same time ne and the boys
mother began to display much inter
est in playing with these dominoes.
Their son watched them. and wished
20 join in their games. But the
father told him
Some day. perhaps. you may, but
rot now. II would be no use. No
one can play the kind OF games We
Go unless he knows how 10 add and
subtract. divide and multiply And
unfortunately you know nothing OF
this.
Iasistently the boy begged 10 be
allowed TO play, and soon his par
ents found him hard at work trying
70 hgure out for himself the games
played by them.
In this way. with only slight as
sistance. he quickly mastered the
rudiments OF arithmetic, formerly
so difficult 20 him.
Not only 80, but he developed an
unusual fondness and ability for
mathematical study. At An age
when most boys were wrestling
with fractions, he was well advanc-
ad In higher mathematician well
advanced that before he was y, ne
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-12-01
1t Is Against the Law for
a Woman to Sit On a Jury

There are unreasonable women in this
city who are not satisfied with the
course of JUSTICE in our courts.
There are women here who feel that
they could improve upon things if they
were given an opportunity.
There are those who question the
right of legislatures to make laws which
bar them out from reasonable chance
for justice and it is these peculiar, IN
WOMANLY women who are willing To
give up nearly everything that life holds
dear to obtain the vote. for they have
awakened to the sad truth that man, the
protector, fails to protect, and with that
failure, they are left utterly destitute of
redress for wrongs, as are Mrs. Delaney
and her little girl.
The pest house is not permitted in the
middle of the city because people would
be exposed to disease
II only girls or women of no special
social standing or influence were subject
90 Infection and there was money to be
mode by erecting it aIong Grand Cire1s
III, there is considerable doubt bN
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-12-01
TIE SPIRIT OF TIE SERB

Women and children are fighting for Serbia
against the Germans Some traveller Who
have complained ~ the discomforts and found
the roads TOO rough Tor easy motoring have
failed 20 bear in mind perhaps that Serbia ,>
at var But the Serbians know and these
are they which have come out OF great tribI.
lation u rs reported from Berlin that "the
contour Of Tho country offered great Difficult.
lies That contour includes corn fields potato
patches. little tiled houses and women and
children 10 is indeed annoying that siege guns
on their way To- STEAMBOAT should have 20 stop
10 eNpostulafe With these mad loters ~ their
country Ike tho little sergeant major ~ Nlsh.
~ years old Wb0 has boon three time. wound
I'd Soon Kuimr viii Xiii him and pass on
Philadelphia Ecdger
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-12-01
A Poem a Day
DAZZLING TmnIsn

THE DARlNLING Tlint I'll
I leant upon copp.ce Kate
" hen frost was sprct a. gTaN.
And winters dregs made desolats .
The weakening cye 90 daN
The tangled ytne-stcms scored the
SKY
fiko strings from h-oken lyres.
And all mankind~that haunted nigh
Had sought their household hres.
The lands sharp features seemed 20
be
The ceuturys corpse outleant.
His crypt the cloudy canopy.
The wind MS death lament
The ancient pulse OF germ and birth
Was shTunken hard and dry.
And cVefN spirit upon earth
Seemed fervourless a. J.
A.. once yoics outhurst among
The bleak twigsi overhead
In a full hearted even song
Os.toN Nlmited.
An aged thrush. frail, gAunt and
small.
In blast berufned plume.
Had chosen thus 20 dtng HIS soul
tpon the growing gloom.
So little cause for carollnEs
Of such ecstatic sound
was written on terrestrial things
Afar or nigh around.
That I could think there trem oled
through
His happy s9od night air
Some blessed hone, whereof he knew
And ! WAS unaware
Thomas Hardy.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-12-01
from Another Point of NeD

We read i'm the personal column Of a
state exchange that Patrick Noriarty is
expecting his sons Daniel. Michael and
Patrick. ir.. home for the holidays" It
looks like green Christmas.
Chancellor Day opposes the Ford peace
ship. Which is at least one thing in its
favor.
A Wisconsin man is authority for the
statement that baldheaded men are
never found in an insane asylum. Maybe
il is because there's nothing up there to
unbalance their minds.
Here's hoping that after Saturdays
game we will find that school foot ball
championship Centrally located.
Billy Sunday announces that he will
tackle New York in 1917, which gives
New York whole year in which TO save
up.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-12-01

knew much more about mathematics
than his father.
What this parent did. other par.
ents can DO
Some other parents. for that mat.
ter. have similarly made use OF
games TO create a liking for various
subtects-history, geography. liter.
ature. science and so forth. All par
ents might proftably follow their
example.
Those who do follow II may rest
assured that school work will be Tar
easier and less tedious TO their chill.
dren. Also they may rest assured
that the children thus pleasantly &C
customed TO use their minds erec.
lively will make rapid Intellectual
progress.
Turn TO advantage. therefore. your
child's instinct for play. Utilize it
TO develop in him the power 10 pay
attention. TO think 10 real purpose.
10 apply himself earnestly.
Utilize It also in directing your
child's thoughts TO things which.
considered by themselves. might not
De OF much interest TO. him, but
which It is OF importance for him
10 know.
The result will be mental disci.
pline and mental growth 10 an ex-
tent that will astonish you.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-12-01
Let the People
Rule-and Write
Commenda Peace shin Pc

No"r'enoS Teaee snip Plan
20 ne Editor ~ The Times:
In the criticism INDUCED In by
both press and people relative 10
the peace ship about 20 sail. We
fan 10 rem aIJer wha. Henry Ford
has accomplished Tor the good OF
this country Permit me to quote
-,i'''' eve '0s''@''%'' --i ,-~.S" ~ 10y
nle Act si9'. sixty third congress.
third session. Above this par'icu-
lar act have pasted for ready ref.
erence' clippings from 7ur Detroit
papers Marcn p, 1918. Henry Ford
the savior OF birds. The foot notes
! nave added. read The power
BACK OF the passage " this bill,
Henry Ford. - states out Of A.. In
favor. while three withheld action.
For once tho people were greater
than the constitution.
II Mr.. Ford In his generosity
spent thousands ~ dollars 70 pro.
tect the migratory and nsectivorous
birds from wan'on destruction, for
which the lovers Of birds praise
him, is il not even more commende
bic TO do what one can 20 save hu-
man life? II was only Mr. Fords
quick action by wide publicity that
saved tho bill
What does Tho Good Book cav .
behold the fowls Of the air: for
they SOW MOI neither do tncv reap.
nor gather into barns. vet your
heavenly Father feedeth them Are
We MOI much better than they ,"
The union service held I'm the
Convrogational church %ortb Wood
$1,000 IL, -ocL go. .io.,,,i
-
reit OF d'ar one. R'''r me open
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-12-01
Pointed Paragraphs

The man in the honeymoon is not
a myth
Sunshine eventually punctures the
thickest cloud.
Talk isn't cheap when you hire
a lawyer 70 do IL for you.
The undertaken may be slow but
he ia sure
a small tunnhler "a responsible
for many OF the slips attributed to
the cup.
The rooms in a house do not In
terest the burglar as much as a
good haul
The more reason a man has FOR
Indignation the less comfort he gets
ont OF IT,
There is more true philosophy in
an inch Of laughter than there is
in a yard OF sarcasm.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-12-01
81 OLSON GARDNER.

WASHINGTON, Dec. THAT
the Republicans can name a yellow
dog and win Is the profound convic-
lion Of the party leaders who nom
mated Taft three years ago. Sena-
tor Penrose. who was one Of these
leaders. voiced this opinion in an
interview published recently In a
Dallas. Texas, newspaper. Pen1ose
was in Dallas with the Liberty Bell
mot intended as a joke)
ANY Republican Who IS nominal.
ed for president said the Pennsyl.
vauia senator, will defeat Wood
row Wilson-certainly any Ropub-
Hcan who has been mentioned for
the nomination thus far"
The senator disposed OF the Pro.
gressiye party with wave OF his
hand. THAT Is all gone They
have blown up they don't count"
he said
The interesting thing about the
Pcnrose statement is the fact that
Penrose believes II. and will act &C.
cordingly. There Is not a particle
OF doubt that Penrose, Barnes, Muir
raw Crane. Root. Jim Watson Tav-
noy. Hilles, and other members ~
the Republican national committee
are planning to disregard the Pro
grcseive element and name some
man like Weeks OF Massachusetts,
or Burton OF Ohio, as the Republi-
can candidate. The elimination OF
Root has resulted already In the
soni1yfng Of Roots strength 'oI
Weeks. Root and Lodge are now
out for Weeks, whose campaign Is
being managed in part by gentle
mon connected with the shoe mn
chinory trust Hughes is eliminated
and tho game becomes more simple.
The Republicans evidently do
not intend 10 accept Roosevelt
challenge 10 name a Progressive
Ike Cummins, or BOrah, which
means that the Progressives will
name Hiram Johnson or some man
equally good, will maintain their
party solidarity and conduct Wig
orous campaign resulting certainly
In the defeat OF the standpat Repub-
Hcan nominated. and the probable
success OF Woodrow Wilson.
The Navy league can show It's
patriotism." says Rep. Clyde Taven-
ner, OF Illinois. and purge itself oi
any suspicion in connection with
the charge that II is backed by gen.
tlomen interested IN the profits arts
INK from The manufacture OF NUM-
tions ~ war, by very simple pro
Goes. let their board Of directors
pass resolution in favor % gov
eminent manufacture ~ all muni.
ton. ~ war AMI nobody will be
asking for an inv astIgstion or In
timatlng that their motives are IN.
patriotic
In statement issued by Arthur
". Dadmun. secretary ~ the Navy
league. the Erc~S says Among
these unselhsh American patriots
backing tho lcagrs) Is J. ?. Nor
gan. vho became Hfs member on
tho payment Of s25 more than eight
wears ago. The only other contribu.
ton or support ever asked for or
received from Mr Morgan was 70.
ceivcd four years ago when he con
tribrted 800 10 meet the travelling
expenses OF speakers attending q
western convention.
Mr. Tavenner has dug up pub
lished statement which II admitted
bv Mr. D1dmun 10 no correct, show.
ing that tho elder Morgan pledged
$4,000 10 tho leagpe ~ which he
paid $1,000. sad that another con.
tributor vas Tlbridgc VI Gary. ~
tho steel corporation, who gave 81
200 10 INC league These we're part
OF a fund Of sl7.coe which was