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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-06-25
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Ordnance No. 2SO-A.
An ORDINANCE % snsaa sesessd
81 CHAPTER las % the CsGn66o
Ordinanres Of tee (tty % ue1s6e@
foe tAs year 1872, ae6 90 SO Ae0
.ew :eetse.s q - k.sws a -
r,i!Tr y Erd MEREa af. qnp Z: ~
Section i, rha, section Of charts
ixa OF the Compiled Ordinances % -
City 81 Detroit for the year 1914
forth. and that there be ADDED eoW1
add ttonal sections to said Che pier ~
read AZ hereinafter set forth and z
be known as Sections S-a, Ga yt.(
and lib.
Section L. Any peraon or eool
character may become an aucftonoo2
and be licensed TO cell personal prGDN
erty Mt public auction. At Q place K
pc, pc named IN .his license: upon MsS
Mayor for q license. and upon Daytu1
20 tho City Treasurer the sum - ~
dollars and executing . bond % ~
City Of Detroit with two svroe16
who shall be ireeholders. or su{
company bond In the sum ef c.
thousand dollars Ia BE- appv0Wo4a
s the M.y ", ,s sae = ,, SsHS e e -
e., ,ns or sagss 81 the city: sna ~
any tincrant or non. residsnt ~ G.
City Of Detroit ne shalt doposie ~
the city Treasurer the sum a. e.
thousand doliara. the same 20 ~ t.
taxes for the. period of such MeG1
Sec. s.a- Il shall be the duf4 T.
every person licensed under this SeG,
nance to post IN . conspicuous D1QG|
or plnc.rd eontainin9 esctics
this Ordinance. Such sign shah -
printed In nve- point linwood tyre -
prepared ana furnished NY the c13X
Clerk free Of cost. The place % 80
q member OF the Metropolitan H05161
and 10 shall be the duty OF every G11r
auctioneer: his agenta and smp1oy(
20 maintain the placaYd Or sign ~
herein provided IN the place dS6o1
Sec. Ga. II shaii b. deemed Z "
latton 81 this ordinance for any p0IX
son operating = public auction n
vIrtu: Ct license issusA AZ heed
son o! persons to. rematn in
upon the premises wherein said uok
Tic auction II being conducted 10 q.
cage In the practice Of boostin9 G.
sssec. o. & " sns = az q part .y
nature Or description. or 20 pwtepoo.
resent the quality or description G
any article or thing offered 70 y
SOLO.
Sec. iS-a. Any person violatinl
the provisions Of Sections I. S-a onN
Ca OF this ordinance shaI1 upon ef0I
vfction thereof be punished BY . M
not 10 exceed the sum OF ave M.
dred dollars and in the impcsitSeN =
any such nrs the court may meeo
further sentence that IN default q
the payment thereof the offender N
Imprisoned In the Detroit House O.
Correction for any period OF time -.
60 exceed six month";.
GA~ 1t-b. n shall be the duty O.
the Mayor 10 revoke the licenso e.
any auctionAcv who mas been feMn1
guilty Of vioistinR any Of the eel
tions Of this ordinance.
Sec. Z. section I Of this ordinap9l
shall take e~ect August isc 1911
ana Sections s-a. e.a. LA and In
shall take Immediate erect
Approved June ~. tstS
OSCAR y. Ma vx.
As...s: RrcHARp LrxpsAY.-
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PONTIAC.

Fruit dealers Of the city have pro-
sestsd the order To remove punches
g nenanss from In front OF their
ehants are sfio1ed to pu, o sns ., m nd.
g versous goods a. a they want to
s So re same. The city attorney win
~ ssSsa. I. An,ut shreveport.
1850 rsssivsd her ther. VIII
HAM OT1f0th. az Pine Like. The
yoyng voman WAS ~ yesrs Of age
sssrr xss Is s ssssn thru rec yssr. .s9 IN
SrouGht 5ksk here Tor ssriai. ~ %
me c91mencement Axercises cf
ehe public high school were held ks.t
Ssvsa'sf q the high school auditor
Trf-stste college OF Angola. Ind.
wes the speaker. and the diplomas
were presented by James n Lynch.
1~sssSsnt Of the school board
paroehial school held their annual
banquet last evening. The principal
speaker Of the evening was Rev.
Father Z. z; Ryan, pastor Of the par
tsn. Atss NARY MCGOWAN was toast
nltate with the state association Of
parochIai school alumni assocta tons
Or. c. Z. Parker narrowly escaped
serious injury when his automobiie
the Franklin ,spsd ssfslds the city
The bigEsr cxf was coming down q
grade and struck the vsterinary.s
machine broadside badly damaging
James Collins. a small boy OF Chi
cago. whose parents live at Deer
Iake. 10 being detained. pending the
snvestigatton Of the breaking Of
windows In o cottage at the lake
bslonging TO John Harrison. OF De-
troit Every window In the place
Was broken with large stones, and
the furniture was overturned and
ctosets ranssrked. Officers say the
boy has confesSed.
A marriage license has been issued
to Henry g. Lupold. OF Columbus. o..
and Minnie May saxton. Of Birming-
The remains OF George f. Smith.
who died In LAmma. Col. have been
brought here and the funeral will
be held this afternoon from the home
Of . sister at sylvan lake. Burial
viii be In Fourtowns.
ID. 4. Reed. member Of the team OF
Board Of Commerce Organizers who
have been working here. returned
from Houghton where he spoke be-
fore the Copper Country Chamber Of
sealy Rouse. who underwent an CD.
GRAFTON for appendicitis In the city
hospital. Monday. IL slowly recover
Ing.
Edward Rose has been removed
from his home 1t Sylvan Lake to the
city hospital for treatment
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-06-25
ISLES ARE
BIRD HAVEN
Thousands Gather in
Reservation On Coast
Of Washington

CLALLAM BAY. Wash.. June 2S.--
The deputy game warden who has
charge OF the great bird reservation
along the west coast Of Washington
has just returned from an inspection
Of his millions Of charges and re-
ports that the rocky islands are COW
cred with fowl and that there are
~ many more millions OF eggs ready
to hatch.
The birds seem to realize they are
protected. They are the noisisst OF
all wards and their cries can be
heard for miles.
There are more nests than ever
before among the geese and ducks OF
all varieties. Cranes. gulls. corm0-
rants. pelicans. swans and other
non-game birds are nesting In count
less numbers. while one lonely rocky
island has been taken possession OF
by the Caspian tern. which has here
tofore been very rare 30 far north.
I. II q member Of the gull family.
The birds hover over the islands
in clouds. Some Of the smaller rocks
are literally covered. These bird ISL
ands along the washington coast are
noted ~ the greatest breeding places
for water fowl in the northwest. I'm
III President Roosevelt created the
reserve Indians carried away loads
OF the eggs for food and they 40 well
as white hunters destroyed millions
Of young birds every year.
This practice has now ceased
Thousands visit the isian1e annually
to observe the bird life. and weekly
excursions from Puget sound are
popular. 3 ~
One island Ii the home Of the rh!-
rcceros aukiet. They are sooty
black and burrow into the clay and
sand banks. The female lays . sin
gle egg. They assemble late IN April
frvm somewhere in the south seas
They arrive mostly 1t night. and
crash against the rocky sides OF the
islands and many lose their lives.
They dispute for days among them
selves over the last years burrows
and In . week or 10 days become
settled to Q Matching business.
The auklet ID never seen in day
light II . man carries lantern on
their island 1t night he n In danger.
for the heavy birds coming in from
the sea at 80 miles IN hour viii
head for the light and crash into II
with force enough 70 knock down
even Q large man.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-06-25

aasshssr. Hr~ Rossrs Moore Of De-
.ai Ssassss ;s::S 81 I: :ssss ?; :H
yer. Eold-Itnea trophy cup which he
wss , X s'ss Z: .y sn:;s b S:~ s
ms ham. and the .fsssims Gun club.
60 Detroit He broke - out OF 50
Nr. and Mrs. ssatania ceaysr:s. Of
R;.asn s.d 20: seS NEs. frsd Parks |.
r. s,i, Ts Il ps:.o' sr'es' e v''''o.
Pontiac. were Callers here fnarsday,
Mr.. Joseph. Miller. % Rsdford. ia
Hrs c. faiSSs aal SON. How
sr,h. have resvIns1 = Shsir hem: in
purand aftss. Whiting Mr.. and Mrs.
John Tooley herr.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-06-25
HEROES OF PEACE
HIGHLY LAUDED

HIGHLAND PARK. June 25.--
Great rounds Of applause nlled the
auditorium Of the new Highland
Park high school on Glendale-ave..
Thursday evening, as the 80 digni-
fed graduates took their respective
seats upon the platform 10 receive
their hard-earned diplomas and much
"fatherly" advice from E. H. Ives.
president OF the Highland Park
Board OF Education. In presenting
the class to the Board Of Education.
Principal William Prakken stated
that this was the largest class ever
graduated from the Highland Park
high school and that the graduation
examinations held during the past
week showed q higher degree OF EN-.
cheney and working ability than that
averaged BY any OF their predeces-
sors.
One Of the many attractive fea-
lures OF the commencement program
was IN Grafton. Present day build
ers." by Miss irma Calm. In which
this popular young lady skilfully
treated the subject o! heroism in
peace. A financial report made by
the class treasurer. Frank Hayden.
showed that during the past year the
class had raised by giving MONDAY
lunches. selling waste paper. staging
plays and giving entertainments, 81
80. which sum was used for a trim
70 Washington. d. c., during the
Easter vacation, to meet the presi.
dent.
s Those composing the class OF 1918
are Raymond Baxter. Mildred Black.
wood. Leland Bodine. Stanley Bur-
bridge. Irma Calm, Helena Clause.
Iva Clemens. Minnie Des Laurier.
Marie Erskine. VIII Gansel, Edith
Gardner. Edna Gould. Genevieve Ora
yer. Frank Hayden, Lillian Kroen-
Iein. Agnes Ladd. Ralph McGaw, Ro-
nan Major. Bcrnice Peck. Ella Ras-
mussen. Lillian Schneider. Ada ST.
mons. Crestaw Sowinski. Charlotte
Thompson. Josephine Traver, Anne
Whit, Harlan walker. Louise Web
Der. Hrma Wells. Ia Wells, Merhi
whittier. Forrest Wright
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-06-25
NAVY Under
new .PLAN
General Staff Is Or
gained By Secre-
tary Daniels

WASHINGTON, June s5.--steps
just taken by Secretary OF the Navy
Daniels create In the United States
navy general staf comrara-
BILE in most essentials to the ad-
miralty systems OF Great Britain.
Germany and other nrst-class pow.
ers.
This plan of reorganization Is re-
garded rs the most important step
yet taken by the United States
naval authorities TO establish the
navy on q modern basis. II tends
to insure the adoption OF an in
telligent building program ana an
increase In the efficiency of the
lighting units Of the service.
Secretary Daniels issued q state
ment today In which he explained
his plan Of reorganization at length.
He pointed out that in abolishing
the aide system the work hereto
fore performed BY the aide Of op.
erations and the aide for material
will be consolidated in the chief OF
operations. The CHEZ will have two
assistants. Captain volrcy Chase
has been named assistant for op-
erations and Captain Josiah 8. Nc
Kean assistant for material.
The advisory council will be
made up AZ follows: Secretary
Daniels, Assistant Secretary Roose-
welt. Rear Admiral Benson. chief
Of operations: Rear Admiral Blue.
chief Of the bureau of navigation;
Rear Admiral Strauss. chief OF the
bureau Of ordnance; Rear Admiral
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-06-25
GIVES GUARDIAN
SOME TROUBLE

OSCEOLA, Mo-. June 26.-HenYy
c. Smith, rs. who sluded his guard.
ian two weeks ago and went 10
Butler. No.. where he was married
to his housekeeper. Mrs. Theresa
A. Hammett. IS. has been made De.
PENDANT In PROCEEDINGS filed in the
81. Clair county circuit court to
set aside the marrise.
Smith has announced that he viii
hght the PROCEEDINGS to the finish
and has retained . big array Of
lawyers In his behalf.
Smith IL one Of St. Clair county's
wealthisst men. Some time ago hid
relatives suspected that he was In.
fatuated With Mrs. Hammstt and
they began PROCEEDINGS In the pro
bate court TO have him declared h.
competent and . guardian was ap
pointed 70 take charge Of his sf
fairs.
Smith 1t once Aled . motion 6pI
. new hearing. which Wa granted
Two days after the guardian va
appointed Smith and his housskssp
o. went 70 Butler. awakened The ~
cordeT at s o'clock In the mogninl
and got . license. They were later
married By the Rev. J. W. Snow.
Metal railway tiss were Arst uso<
IN 0witssriand In 1881. since which
time they have replaced 70 . lArg'
extent the wooden ties.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-06-25
ROYALOAK.

Members OF the Royal Oak High
school had q picnic ~ Lake Orion.
Tuesday.
leave Thursday. Mr.. eederle Will
spend several weeks IT Columbia col
leee. while Mrs, sederle win visit
fritnds In Northern Michigan. In
bic duties a. :upsrinisndsns Of the
Hsstings schools.
The Ladies Ala society Of the Bap.
tist church viii meet at the homo Of
"s =, Sosn'. s cs"ir ana sn X. Roys, Oak
branch Of the Girls Friendly soetety
will hold an Ice cream eocial on Mrs.
Peter Bakers lawn, No. is3 Main.
Mrs. Irene Barssit ana son. Robert.
Of swissvale. Pa. are guests Of Mr..
and Mrs. Raymond VI. Everett.
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Clearance
GIRLS STRAW HATS
y off

brick through the show Window OF
Pred Nsedham's drug store. No.. SyS
Lafayette-blvd.. and stole . so 10
OAK. can have his hat BY calling at
the Fourth precinct station. The
police have . good description Of the
otheS man.
Three young men walked into the
mems furnishing store OF Otto Hor
ner. No. %i0 Mack-ave.. Thursday.
and helped themselves to three pan
ams hats and . necktie, valued alto
sether At t7.SS. Motorcycle Ofice-
George Parker later arrested Frank
Austh. alias Simpson. alias George
Elliott; Theo. Baker. alias Janiski.
No. lol Third-st.. and Charles L.
dcau. No. 50 Eliaabeth-st. east. and
recovered the property. The trio
are charged with larceny from =
store In the day time.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-06-25

Grimm. chief Of the bureau of con.
structi0n and repair: Rear Admiral
Stanford. chief Of Tie bureau Of
yards and docks: Rear Admiral Nc
0owan. chief Of the bureau Of sup
plies and accounts; Rear Admiral
Braisted. chief OF the bureau Of med.
icine and surgery; lajor-0 General
Barnett. commandant of the marine
.ccrrs. and Captain Mclean. Judge
advocate general Of the navy.
Captain Josiah 9. Mexican. Of the
new navy general stan. 10 . brother
CT DIR. George z. Mexican. Ss Del.
-.=re-ave.. Detroit.
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||||S
|lLAvV
3n II - Enforce
w Regulation
Strictly

= 4lQx1Ac. lrioh- July 3S.-(sps-
~ cufesw he'll win ring IN
- iooight tpr he Arst time.
] SIooock ~ ben n The hre hall
1o11e1 - = sienal to the
G1fjs q The city under -
~ ~ Cat they must 81 OF
5Go4s an rststa - thsir
49, oecomDan1ed BY their
ct q sosne reasonable
~ poliss oAcers have
uoGs1 - enfosce the terms
conl1y passsd ordnance.
$3.50 tho parsats equally
Win the children and
pona1ty q - high -
i - u 1ail Tor repeated
- q ~ ~ part of the elders to
4 ~ ehi11ren are q home
~ 6Ipooatsd hour. The law
~ 49, one city attorney.
- yo11p 80. held that II
A 81 ~ Gt3tntlonal. City At
~ u. r, 1Gcnsu ruled other
.Hhe loalD Gnent children them
! n 1ohnu Into Juvenile
" 81 1in6D1 violation Of ths
vlIelf NJ noar y {
n ~ f.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-06-25
\ IlzblPTTO
On OLD BOND

u MA Juns SG-tSps.
III o6anty & Oakland Vim
~ ~ &1Dot< - collect >lyo0o hon
61o q ~ 1ets Edward -.
IN 1osfsitsd ~ his soA
~ ~ Cary. WHO vas helA tor
~ 6po1t eourt here h 1910,
- appear. No tracs d
cIg uIan ~ ever been
~ fhthsr lisd Tscsntly bat
o1tlyo ~ not return. The
o1Guo6 ~ han bcuA.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-06-25
IrnGAN HURT IN
( lNE ENGINE

MAN Mica. June 3S.--
. eoeo0aa over . gang Of
SE1310 a IL c04crote road
1eeletoea MiIo rad. two milss
~ AlsMlnGhanI wes rssiously
oo9ooGoy afternooo. ct
oock ~ boeng caught IN .
49, eM = oAsojlne engine. His
~1y UDpGon aaA also several
- - ~ internally injured.
III $3.50 y q unconscious con-
~ Ae<pee AooDttal In Detroit.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-06-25
BIRMINGHAM

Miss Verne chubb has gone Ia
Miss Evhei Phillips will 10 20 Up
SLANT Monday to attend summer
Hrs. Minor Spencer 10 VISITING hss
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-06-25
SO Bl URBAN NEWS

LupoId and his bride will 90 on .
wedding trip TO Mackinaw ana after
September 1. will be At home at Co
lumbus. Ohio.
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DolUUlaIoll
Day
Levu faros

IN 0lkoet Tor al tralns June
20 ana July 1. Return limit
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-06-25
WOmen's Summer Skirts

For Sport, Outing and General We
White Pique and Cord Skirts
Duttoned front With large pearl buttons, slaahcd
pockets With embroidered crotax. detachable
belt SPECIAL. .,..............'
White Gabzrdinc Skirts
OF cotton gabasdins. bail crochetsd button front.
double pocksts. gathered back. vide belt
Braid Bound Corduroy Skirts
OF white English corduroy, open front model.
many bound with braid. wide girdIe belt,
braid bound ePEClAL.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-06-25

We do not expect that single blevee w,ll rsmalN
to:3o-fer they the most phenomenal q value
Some sehtiy seilsd from handllNo. oilk walste
crepe d chine, talered strps6 eks and tasetss Go
ton Waists Of vells. lawns, erepee and hatete. Net
blouse cold before $50. Get first eheaes.
The true northerner., 1915-12-17
Corfu,s Queer Laws.

Corfu can boast of the most peculiar
land laws i'm the world. The landlords
are nearly all absentees, and their ten
ants hold the land on perpetual lease
in return for rent payable in kind and
fixed at a certain proportion of the
produce. Such a tenant is considered
co-owner of the soil, and he cannot
be expelled but for nonpayment of
rent, bad culture or the transfer of hi,
lease without the landlords consent
Neither can his rent be raised without
his permission. Attempts have been
made to alter the law, but both land
lords and tenants are apparently sat
isfied with a system that dates back
to the time Of Homer.
The true northerner., 1915-12-17
BYRON L. SOWLE
We sieties of Wrens,

There are many varieties Of wrens,
more than 100 species in both hemi-
spheres. and they are grouped under
the general term "troglOdytes." which
is Greek. meaning "one that creeps
into holes"
The common wren Of Europe, which
is very like our best known wren, has
many pet names. The French have
given il more than n hundred endear-
ing names, and Germany. Italy and
other countries have done nearly as
well. In the folklore Of those coun-
tries the wren is credited with being
transformed fairy and with an
amount Of wisdom far greater than It's
size would indicate.
The true northerner., 1915-12-17
MITCHELL CAR OF
PERFECT BALANCE
u. q. FIagg of Decatur Makes Manv
Interesting Claims for the Racine

u. G. FIage of Decatur Makes MANY
Interesting Claims for the Racine
Car.
Motor car owners recognize the all
importance of perfect balance in a
motor car not only in the motor, but
in the chassis and body of the car"
says L. G.. Flagg, the hustling Mitchell
agent Of Decatur, Mich, who is distrib-
utOr for southwestern Michigan.
"The eighty years of business and
manufacturing experience back of the
Mitchell company places it in a posi-
tion second to none in the manufacture
ing field, as it's chief aim during these
eighty years has been to produce vehi-
! cles of perfect balance.
"The Waltham Watch company has
worked along the lines of perfect bal
ance and has attained such perfection
to the extent that in a months run
ming in ticking off 2,952000 seconds,
there is not a variation of one mil
lionth in accuracy.
"In yachting America has been able
to protect its cup owing to the ability
Of Herreshoff and other American
yacht designers to produce a yacht of
more perfect lines and better balance
than the challengers.
The Mitchell car, like the Waltham
watch and the American cup defend
/ ers, is also a perfectly balanced ma
chine due to the fact that the Mitchell
organization, from designer to presi-
dent, is in thorough accord and har-
mony, and the result is the perfectly
balanced Mitchell car Of today"
(Advt.)
The true northerner., 1915-12-17
In Court.

DO you know the nature of an oath.
madam"
well, l ought to, sir. We've Just
moved, and my husband has been lay
ing the carpets. ."-Philadelphia Even.
ing Ledger.
The true northerner., 1915-12-17
Surely Not.

"Is Alice musical?' mo, but she a
ways sings if you ask her."-Bosto
Transcript.
The true northerner., 1915-12-17
HARRY NASH
Just Hit or Miss
BY DALE GARTER HARRISON.
SHE ONE-STEPS AND SHE HESITATES
DIVINELY

SHE ONE-STEPS AND SHE HESITATES
DIVINELY
She onesteps and she hesitates dvinely
She doesn't know pancake from tart.
With her little feet she trips
Throught those syncOpated dips
BUT
There's No One Home in culinary art.
There's home in culinary art
BUT
Mother thinks her daughters doing finely.
No. it's not from cooks applause
It's from, well, it's lust because
She onesteps and she hesitates divinely
She onesteps and she hesitates divinely
BUT
She never swept floor made bed.
While the Old Mans at the Store
She does "One, two-skp-three four"
BUT
The feet do all the counting, not her head
Some day she'll wish she'd minded what was said
BUT
Her wishing will not help her out a bit
She'll dance her legs away
She may marry, ay, she may,
Her husband will not live dyspeptc fit
May the Gracious God Saint Vitus bless her days
May she ne'er regret she glides and slides finely
May her funeral syncupated
Leave this epitaph plain stated;
"She one-steps and she hesitates divinely."
TIM MCGUIRE
I going to write
In which didn't
Or use a rhyme that wasn't in good taste
But just met Tim Mcclure
And I'm clean full up with ire
And steaming birthstone fire melts intentions all to
The true northerner., 1915-12-17
His Class.

my doctor told me he completed
restored that matinee actors diges-
ton, which was all Imagination, by q
little sweetened water"
''Then the patient is a sugar cure
ham."-Baltimore American.
The true northerner., 1915-12-17
NJ OF Needed.

The young bride had clearly formed
ideas on industrial questions.
Il will give you something to eat,
she informed the tramp, III you vii
get that AK
"Oh, shan't need that" the tramp
interrupted, in a reassuring tone. my
teeth are all right" - Philadelphia
Ledger.
The true northerner., 1915-12-17
paste.


(HoW I'd like to punch his head.)
And 1t wasn't due to any alteration
But | wish he'd acted rude
The Squint-eyed little dude
Id have made his face fish food the slightest prov
OCatiOn
There's a hired girl in town
And I've heard it whispered round
That that Irish Swell has gone and cut out
But he'll feel my doubled fist
And for every time he's kissed
That much flesh will then be missed from off his
Oh I'm filled with righteous ire
For I've Just met Tim Mcclure
-I bet he'll wish he'd stayed home with his sister
can take joke
But I'm jealous through and through
And I'll turn him black and blue because he kissed her
THE BUTCHER, THE BAKER, THE STICK
CANDY MAKER
The Butcher, the Baker, the Stck-Candy Maker
Are merchants in Our Town.
The Butchers German,
His CognOmen's Herman
dreary DID,
Berry old
Merchant in Our Town.
Chorus
Sing Song of Sausages,
Of cakes and Cookies dandy
Hegh-o te dumpt ii oh,
Delicious sticks of candy.
The Baker, the Baker, far famed as the Maker
OF Bread of Renown,
He's no sanitary guy
But we gobble up his pie
For
He born and he-will-de
In Our town
Chorus
But the stick candy Maker, that Jolly old Faker
The Blessed old Merchant of Our Town
His red and white stripes
On candy clay pipes
All sizes and types,
In Our Town,
Chorus
Oh, the Butcher, the Baker, the Stick Candy Maker
A hale, hearty trio and well worth a Ditty;
Three merry old Foges, old fashioned ard quaint,
They help make it "Our Town" instead Of "Our City"
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