The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-04-17

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n RITIelf fisheries yielded gss.s
X 0oo.o0 10 in 1914. rnIa year thfs
yield Is confined 70 the Inter
neeboos. a game fish but Of little use
~ food.
LIVE bees are permitted 10 pass
by letter post IN Great Brltnin; pre-
aamahly after having been censored.
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Tho nnulcnelds Of Europe.
a million me on the dead mans list;
70. no. no. and the Demon rum,
We gave him a poke with ~ mailed
fist.
70. no. no. and he's on the bum.
The red hot vodka has seen its day,
and it's an revoir to abslnthc frappc,'
And even small beer that We thought
might stay.
70. no. no. 4 IA slipping some.
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YEsTERDAY's news tomorrow
murnins used 20 be .alr enough: but
my ho~ Wo grow.
THE FACT that Germany paid for
tho Frye probably kept the FAT out Of
the Gre.
SOME OF THE men who roast w.
~. Bryan FOR charging $3.50 per lee
turc would be glad 20 get the Job for
travelling and hotel expenses.
C.
AnTrIHna -...ta A.. -4.Ha -. -
chance 10 talk for nothing.
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STILL OTHERS have heard W. j..
deliver a ssso spiel.
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YOUR CHOICE as 20 whlc. has a
valid excuse for kicking.
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WANTED. a Republican who
.thinks well enough ~ the Buraum tax
Law 10 try 10 help make Il work.
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An Archaeological Treasure.
yes said the guide In the mu-
scum. in the year 1895, this il n very
rarc specimen OF an article once IN
very general use Ia this and other
countries. In fact no longer than 50
years ago Il was a necessary adjunct
Of every well equipped refreshment
establishment. II was known as q
bung-startcr.
If THIS April wind isn't tempered
TO the shorn mother OF the lamb
somebody Is going TO lose some coin.
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FASHION NOTE says Arms are
bare and necks are covered these
days" II doesn't ever mention
Where the Spirit OF Co-opcrauon
Iscigns.
(Waveriy. Ohio, Dcmucrat.)
norn. 10 AIR. and Mrs, Harry wood
ring, Mr.. and Mrs. Martin Hammond
and Mr.. and Mrs. Tracy Patterson a
nice new baby.
THE BULL MOOSE party has In
TONED al Armagoddon.
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THE Los ANGELES TINES says
there are forty million reasons why
California will not be carried for pro-
h%ihiticn; each one home grown aud
measuring a gallon.
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BILLY SUNDAY Is going Ia talk az
Sing Sing, and II that doesn't wreck
IL they're going 20 tear Il down.
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OBJECTION Is being made 10 the
literary style of The English ccnHors,
Tho correspondents claim that a little
less Of the Shawcsque and a little
more Of the s~hcrlockian would hell
the sale Of copy.
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CARUsO Is to receive $50. 600 foi
ton performances In Bhenos Aires
Caruso air comes high.
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NOW curses on M submarines
Run by the Germans bold;
They've raised the price of canned
sardinee,
Al least 30 we've boon told;
And ns they glide beneath the wave
Upon their way unerring,
They make IL mighty hard 10 save
Enough 10 buy a herring.
Il
Our IDEA OF real hard luck Is.
A-ro have all the steel mill
start;
ITO have Wall street giy'
3-rouaing-chceTs
Co-To have "a whopping crop re-
port and certain prosperity.
Just when scnator Cuiumins stRrt'
through the west with "a calamity
campaign talk.
D.
STILL that won't bother the soma
tor. The talk is ready and due "a
5reca, regardless.
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SENATOR T. b. Of y. NJ Il Is I'm,
defatnod asserts vigorously that the