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The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Profane.

What do you think Of my new auto
horn?' asked Mr.. Flipper, squeezing
the bulb and producing a "Squawk!"
that was calculated to scare pedes-
TRAN out of his seven senses.
Il don't like 1t at ALL" replied his
wife. 1T sounds too much like the
language you use when you are fix
ing the car"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Up Against II.

Our butcher bills have been fright
fully high of late" complained the
man of the house. why don't you
economic by using the cheaper cuts
of meat?"
TT can't be done, DEAR" said his
wife. 80 many people are trying that
plan nowadays that the butchers
charge more for the cheaper cuts than
they do for the choice ones"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Just Like Dad.

What makes that boy so fidgety at
the breakfast table?" growled the
head of the family as he glared over
the top of his paper.
Il suppose he's waiting for you to
get through with the sport page so
he can find out who won yesterdays
game" said the boys mother. you're
the same way yourself when the news
man forgets to deliver the paper"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Higginbotham Held Guilty.

Eugene Higginbotham, who killed
wife at their home in South Nashville
last March and then attempted sui
eide, has been found guilty of murder
in the first degree, the jury remaining
out an hour and half before reach
ing a decision. Mitigating circum.
stances were also found. Attorneys for
the defendants Immediately moved foy
a new trial
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Generous,

We've won that suit of Thompson's
against the railroad company" said
the junior partner. What shall we
charge him."
Let me see." said the senior part
ner. What was the amount Of the
damages?"
Twenty thousand dollars"
Make the bill out for nineteen thou.
sand FIVE hundred. He's entitled to
something for giving US the case"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Knew Him.

Employer Ito Office William, l
have business out Of town this after
noon. and may be detained several
hours. II anybody should cali
Office Boy-There amt no ball
game today, Mr.. Spotcash.
Employer (eying him sternly)-l
said nothing about the ball game, Will
liam. However, my business is such
that it can wait until some other day,
That will be all just now, William.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
CLEAR YOUR SKIN
BY Daily uee Of cuticura Soap and
Ointment. Trial Free.

You may rely on these fragrant
supercreamy emollients to care for
your skin, scalp. hair and hands. Moth
ing better to clear the skin of pimples,
blotches, redness and roughness, the
scalp Of dandruff and itching and the
hands of chapping and soreness.
Sample each free by mail with 32-p.
Skin Book. Address postcard, Cutcuras
Dept. Y. Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
POSTING I'm.

"Is there war In Europe. hubby?"
Yes, my dear. How did you hear
about it?"
While cleaning house happened to
glance at some old newspaper l was
putting on the pantry shelves"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
New State Office Quarters.

The state of Tennessee has acquired
lease on large two-story residence
on Cedar street and Capitol boulevard,
south of the capitol, which is being
fitted up as an office building and will
be occupied by the insurance commits
sion, railroad commission. Confederate
pension board, geological survey and
perhaps one or two other state depart
ments. The new quarters will be ready
for occupancy within one week.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Reauest Proyes Worth While,

man who died some years ago be-
queathed to Gustavus Adolphus cob
lege at St. Peter, MINI. (the births
place of the late Governor Johnson),
his entire estate, which was appraised
at two cents. But among his effects
was found an invention which may
prove extremely valuable and furnish
large endowment to the institution,
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
An Appreciated Contrast.

Are you going to commute this
summer"
'Yes," replied Mr.. Crossiota,
There's great comfort in commut-
ing. The ride makes the office In the
city seem SO delightfully."- cool an6
restful"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Discounted.

what a wonderful thing the X-ray
is" exclaimed Jiggers. Just think Of
being able to see through the very
flesh of our bodies"
That's nothing" said his wife
scornfully. "Any woman can see right
through a man without half trying"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Gr0ye's

The Old Standard Groves Tastelea
chill Tonic is equally valuable as a Gen.
eral Tonic because it contains the we'll
known tonic properties of QUININE and
IRON. II acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. 50 cents. - Adv.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Evidence.

II have reason to believe that pic
ture is a genuine Rembrandt"
Have you had it examined by an
expert?"
mo. but picked it up in second
hand store for dollar and hen,
and that's the way most Rembrandts
are acquired"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Taklnu No Chances.

Dearest" he said, "can get you
nice diamond ring for Christmas"
No, darling" whispered the far
seeing young thing, Il will take the
ring now. Let Christmas bring it's
happy surprises, just as usual"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
WOMEN CAN
HARDLY BELIEVE
How Mrs. Hurley Was Re-
stored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Eldon, Mo. 81 was troubled with
displacement, inflammation and female

weakness. For two
years I could not
stand ION my feet
long at q time and I
could not walk two
blocks without en-
during cutting and
drawing pains down
my right side which
in ere ased every
month. have been
at that time purple
In the face and
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Central Station For Jitneys.

AS step towards the systematizing
of their business, the owners of the
1877 jitney buses now operating in
Nashville have chosen a transfer sta
ton" Every jitney in this city now
has for its central terminus the corner
Of Fourth avenue and Deaderick
street. According to the statement OF
Traffic Manager A. w. Womack 200
jitney buses leave this corner every
hour, or more than three a minute.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
"swat-the.Fly" Posters.

A whole carload of "swat-the-fly"
posters and literature have been
mailed out by the state board of
health to all the health officials of the
counties in the state. The county Of
ficials are urged to impress upon the
people of their locality the necessity
for an anti-fly campaign.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02

Evidence OF Good Faith.
Turtle soup always tastes better
when you see the turtle tethered out
front.--Kansas City Journal.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Fond of Powder

well, here is question settled Of
great national Importance"
TELL me quick"
Il see men of fashion this summer
are to wear low-necked shirts"
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Thieves in U. 8. Revenue office.

Documentary stamps worth $4,000
were secured by burglars sometime
during the night of June 20 from the
internal revenue office in Nashville
The burglars attempted to break into
the vault which encloses the safe, but
failing In that, they pried open the
files where some Of the stamps were
kept. Entrance to the office was evil
IDENTIFY gained with skeleton keys.
Two clerks were at work in the Of
flee until 8 o'clock at night, and the
robbery occurred between that time
and when the office was opened the
next morning by employees, who dis
covered the theft.
The burglars bored a large hole In
the steel door Of the vault, evidently
with the intention of blowing it open
The vault contained stamps and
money estimated at $3.50, 900 in value
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
sawed-oH Sermon.

Sometimes girl makes fool OF
herself over a man, and sometimes
she marries the man and makes fool
of him.-Indianapoli News.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL you
Try Murine Rye Remedy for Bed, Weak, wetery
jIss ns o0 comfort wrse for BOOB OF aSe I've
by mai Free. Murine bye Remedy Co Chicago
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Commissioner Appointed

State Insurance Commissioner w. F..
Dunbar has announced the appoint
ment Of Leslie X. Arlington of Nash
vile as chief deputy insurance com.
missioner. The salary is $500.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
Law Examiners Meet.

The state board of law examiners
met at the federal building here June
"A, TO examine applicants for licenses
to practice law in the state.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02

This supreme moment of satisfaction
In a woman's life is attained when
she takes her corset off.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1915-07-02
imnortant 70 Mothers

Important TO Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that il
Bears the ~ <<g-z-=-s.''
Signature Of AxzzzL9
In Use For Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-01-19
WOMEN VOLUNTEERS

In stress and trouble the women OF
a nation are always to be counted up
on. In Servia the women went to the
front with muskets in their hands;
they were as strong and brave az the
men on the firing line. In this country
few OF our women escape the weaken
ing troubles peculiar to their sex.
For every disease or ailment Of q
womanly character, no matter how re.
cent or how long standing, the one
sure. reliable remedy OF proved merit
is DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription.
1t Is prepared from natures roots
and herbs and does not contain par
ticle Of alcohol or any narcotic. It's
not a secret prescription for its ingre-
dients are printed on the wrapper.
Women are earnestly advised to take
it for irregular or painful periods,
backache, headache, displacement. ca
tarrhal condition, hot flashes, sallow
complexion and nervousness.
For girls about to enter woman
hood, women about to become mothers
and for the changing days of middle
age DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
should always be on hand.
Write DR.. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, for
free 1876 page book on woman's dis
eases. Every woman should have one.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-01-19
BOSTON, IND.

Miss lone Robinson entertained last
Friday evening. Miss H1tense West,
Russell Stanley and Elmer Farms
worth.
Mrs. p. L. Beard was pleasantly sur
prised In honor OF her birthday ami
versary. The evening was spent so
cially and 4 luncheon was served
Those present were Messrs and Mes
danes r. L. Beard, J. c. Pyle. will
Overholser. Forest Druley. Of Colum-
bus, O.. John Peterson. James Am
hrose. George Shumate, l. H. Stanley.
Mesdames Frank Muir, Ada Robinson,
Fannie Packer, Misses Mary Beard,
Jeanette Shumate, Masters Earl and
Earnest Ambrose and Morris Pyle.
Mrs. 8. D. Druley has returned home
after a two weeks visit in New Castle.
Mrs. Adam Eby and son Howard,
spent Saturday and Sunday in New
kirk, o.
william Huber visited relatives in
Boston last week.
Miss Nina Bruce OF Richmond 10 the
guest Of Mr.. and Mrs. William dis.
Mr.. and Mrs. q. w. Anderson and
family are visiting relatives in Gin
cinnati. ....... -. -.
Mrs. Floyd Hunt pent several days
in Richmond last week with her grand.
mother, Mrs. Frank Feasel, who has
been very i'll. ...+ --...
Basil Ryan is convalescing after q
severe attack Of lung trouble. =.
Mrs.. Frank Jenkinson visited rela'
tives In Fountain City last week.
A meeting will be held next Friday
evening in the Methodist church to or
ganize teachers training class. All
are welcome.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-01-19

it might be argued, the English SUBJ
marines might in turn eliminate the surface navy
of Germany, but by doing SO she could not main
tain title to the supremacy of the seas, and it is
question whether she could safely protect her
own shores with only submarines.
It is, therefore, not difficult to comprehend
why the submarine has been for century a
hideous nightmare to the proud mistress OF the
seas.
If the submarine revolutionizes naval war
fare, which is quite probable the credit belongs
to America, which half century ago sounded
the doom of the old wooden vessels when two
American-made craft sheathed with iron plate,
gave battle to each other in Chesapeake bay, the
most memorable naval action in all history.
A young American named Bushnell made the
first successful experiment with submarines dur
ing the Revolutionary war. A craft designed by
him and operated by hand was propelled along
side the flagship of the British fleet but the op-
orator could not attach his crude explosive bomb
to the ship because of it's underwater copper
plating. Becoming nervous he operated the boat
back to shore. His fellow countrymen jeered
him numerically but the English realized that a
most effective weapon aimed at their sea power
had been perfected.
Later Fulton, another American, inventor of
the steamboat, improved upon Bushnells SUBJ
mergible craft plans of which still consd-
cred models for submarine architecture, and Of
fered his vessel to Napoleon for his invasion Of
England. A successful experiment was made
with the boat but the conqueror of Europe re-
jected it. Many authorities assert this was the
most vital mistake of Napoleon's career. Eng
land, fully appreciative Of the possibilities Of Full
tons craft, finally induced him to come to Eng
land and there every effort was made to bride
him to destroy his patterns and models. He re-
fused but later became interested in the steam
boat and made no further effort to perfect his
submarine.
Still another American, Holland, brought the
submarine up to it's present efficiency and reluct-
ant England purchased his model for type of SUBJ
mergbles now used in the British navy.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-01-19

tended the dedication of the Masonic
Temple at Rushville, Saturday even
ing and were guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Ed Pitman.
Miss Lena Luddington will go to In
dianapolis Friday evening to attend
the Theta banquet.
Miss Hazel Bertsch, a student in the
State university will join her in that
city and will also be a guest at the
banquet.
Charles Dairy and his mother, Mrs.
Thomas Dairy have returned from
Terre Hal Ute after having attended the
wedding of Miss Mary Neenan and Mr..
William Hamill. =.
Misses Charlotte Newman and
katherine Ogborn spent Saturday ev-
ening in Richmond.
Visits Her Mother.
Miss Hazel Scott visited her moth
er, Mrs. Minnie Scott at the Reid hos
pital Sunday and reports her as i'm
proving.
Rev. A. L. Washington delivered an
interesting sermon at the A. NJ. E.
church Sunday evening, taking as the
theme of his discourse THE Beati-
tudes."
Mr. and Mrs. V. L. Carter added to
the service by two beautiful duets at
the beginning and close of the SER
vice.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Stonecipher,
both of whom have been quite sick
with the grip. are improving.
William Keplar Of Indianapolis
spent Saturday with Mr. and Mrs.
Thomas Keplar, north of town.
Mrs. Blanche Brooks spent Sunday
whit her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Lutz
of Jacksonburg.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Harper enter
tanned Sunday both at dinner and tea,
having as their guests, Mr.. and Mrs.
F. J. Harvey, Mr.. and Mrs. George
Babcock and Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Cope
land
Max Freeman arrived Monday
from New York to spend some time
with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Ere
mont Freeman.
Mr.. and Mrs James Driffel, Mr.. and
Mrs. A. J. Mckinney of Centerville,
were the guests Sunday of Mr.. and
Mrs. E. r. Lundy.
Infant Son Dies.
The infant son of Mr. and Mrs
Frank Myers died Sunday. 1nterment
Monday afternoon.
Ebert Huddleston had eighteen
fine chickens of the Buff Orpington
| breed stolen from his premises west
of town, Saturday evening.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-01-19
The Submarine.

The 1915 navy program just reported to the
house by its naval affairs committee calls for the
construction of sixteen submarines, one of the
sea-going type, capable of accompanying the fleet
on extensive cruises as it will have a surface
speed of 20 knots.
The decision to greatly increase the subnaa-
rine strength Of our navy appears to have been
wise one judging the success of the German SUBJ
marines against the British fleet recently. In
fact, so successful have the operations Of German
submarines been that some naval authorities are
of the opinion that they have sounded the doom
of Britain's supremacy of the seas, by which she
has established herself as the greatest of powers
Englishmen for over a century have regarded
the submarine as the nemesis of their empire.
They have put forth every effort to discourage
the development of this underwater fighting
craft and for over one hundred years succeeded
in their campaign against this insidious menace,
but at last the submarine has come to it's own
and the British empire trembles.
True England has more submarines than any
other naval power, but England realizes that this
is one agency Of warfare against which there is
no defense. One battleship can be sent against
another, fire can be fought with fire. but one SUBJ
marine cannot be pitted against another be-
cause, submerged, they operate blindly. They
are solely weapon of offense.
Should the surface navy of Great Britain be
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-01-19
HOLD THOMAS BURIAL

GLEN karin, Ohio, Jan. 19.-Funer-
al services were held Saturday morn
ing for Enos Thomas, 81, who died af-
ter several weeks illness at his home
west of town. Mr.. Thomas was one of
the best known and highly respected
farmers in this section Of the county.
He leaves widow, one daughter, Mrs.
Estelle Green and two sons, Epmett
and Everett, both of whom reside in
Richmond. Those who attended the flu
neral from away were Mr.. and Mrs.
Edwin Thomas and daughter, Union
City, Ed Thomas and wife, Bartonia,
Dan and Ad Thomas, Richmond; Kis
STA Thomas, Richmond; Mrs. Jane AL
bright. Mary Hartzell, Greenville;
Mrs. Wm.- Harrison, Union City.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-01-19
Ends Dry, H0arse or
Painful Coughs
Quickly
A Simple, Homemade Remedy,
1nexpensive but Unequaled

The prompt and positive results given
by this pleasant tasting, homemade
cough syrup has caused it to be used in
more homes than any other remedy. It
gives almost instant relief and will usual
~ overcome the average cough in "a
hours.
Get 2h ounces Pinex go cents WORTHY
from any drug store, pour it into a pint
bottle and fill the bottle with plain granu.
lated sugar syrup. This makes q full
pint-a family supply-of the most eff
fective cough remedy at a cost of only 81
cents or less. You couldn't buy as much
ready-made cough medicine for $3.50:
directions with Pinex.
with which this Pinex Syrup overcomes
a bad cough, chest or throat cold is truly
remarkable. It quickly loosens a dry,
soothes painful cough in hurry. With
a persistent loose cough it stops the for
nation of phlegm in the throat and bron-
chial tubes, thus ending the annoying
hacking.
Pinex is highly concentrated COM
pound OF genuine Norway pine extract,
rich in g,laiacol and is famous the world
over for it's splendid effect in bronchitis,
whooping cough, bronchial asthma and
winter coughs.
=, To avoid disappointment in making
this. ask your druggist for "2h ounces
Of Pinex," and don't accept ANYTHING
else. A guarantee of absolute satisfac-
tion, or money promptly refunded, goes
with this preparation. The Pinex Co.,
Fl. Wayne, Ind. > -. -. :.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-01-19
NO CHARGE FOR THIS
GRAND HOME MEDICAL BOOK

Every home should have one. Every
man and woman who isn't afraid to
read book SO plainly written that any
one can understand it should write to-
day for revised copy OF The Peoples
Common Sense Medical Adviser to DR..
Pierce. fnvalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y.
This is a large cloth bound book of
1908 pages, inches long. ~ inches
thick, brimful of knowledge not found
in ordinary books, sent postpaid to any
reader who will send this clipping
with 20 cents.-Adv. 90. ......-- -, .-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-01-19

Master Mason degree. Refreshments.
Wednesday-Webb lodge, No. "a F..
& A. NJ. stated meeting and Install
alton of officers.
Friday-King Solomon chapter. No.
4 r. A. NJ. called convocation. Work
in the Past and Most Excellent
Masters degrees.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-01-19
S. S. l. A. TO MEET.

The South Side Improvement asso-
citation will meet tonight for the regu-
lar transaction Of business, and new
activities for 1915 will be discussed.
The association hopes to be able to
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-01-19
Another Woman Made Hanpv

It is women who have most need of
Chamberlain's Tablets. Mrs, Ethel
Mae Baker, Spencerport, N. Y, writes,
"Chamberlain's Tablets have done
more for me than ever dared to hope
for They not only cured me of
bilious attacks and sick headache, but
toned up my whole system" Obtain
able everywhere.-adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-01-19

locate several new Industries on its
property during the year and also to
increase its membership.
MASONIC CALENDAR
Tuesday-Richmond lodge No. 1856.
r. 4 A. NJ, called meeting. Work In
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-02-17
Europe's War Madness.

Has Germany arrived at the point
where she advisedly declares war
upon the world"
People Of America who are doing
their best 10 maintain q neutral atti-
tude toward all the nations engaged
in this mad war. may well ask them
selves the above question The tone
Of press comments from Berlin, the
severe criticisms and unfounded sus-
picions o. one Count Ernest RaVent-
low, the naval expert, and the warn
ing Of Ambassador Won Bernstorff ct
Washington. make plain TO the
American people that the latest posi-
ton OF Germany toward America is
that We must accept the Kaisers die
tatior or take the consequences
Last August we had every evidence
that the fret class powers Of Europe
had gone mad-war crazy-but now
We have evidence Of q degree Of mad
ness that seems 10 desire the involT-
ing Of the whole world in q war OF
humiliation, restitution and exhaus-
ton, that will leave only the weak
ungs Of manhood in civilization to be-
gin the reconstruction ot an associa-
ton Of powers that are willing to live
and let live. To the shame Of the
heads Of European nations, be il said.
that one and ali OF them appear to ne
becoming more and more under the
influence Of spell Of war madness
that threatens humanity.
1, would almost seem that the only
way in which America may retain its
neutrality and its self-respect, is to
refuse to deal, directly or indirectly,
in any commercial way with any Of
the powers al war until they shall
have settled their present differences
and reached a degree Of sanity thai
should be expected OF Christian civ:-
liZation.