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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
@emGf eimes 8eridlteS ser nebe

@emaf eines 8erid)tes BET 11eber,
iee4Madridtenagent1r bat Der Bapi1
8enebift an Die &atboliten in Sit
preuBen 3ufolge 6es 6ur@ Die Elm.
fallenben &uiien angeri9teten no.
menIo1en nnbeiIs in einem 8riefe
feline SDmpatbie fun6gegeben, noel:
dem cine gr0bere @eloiumme 5u1
l1nteritiibl1ng @ilfsbe6iirftiger beige
fiigt tpnr.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12

9ie Srlanber MAIDEN mnierer M6.
miniitration Gorge. @ie meib nam'
li6 nidt, OBJ file ibmen a1s @riin6en
Der Nel1tralitdt nidt berbieten fou,
ibrem &onig George ab3uidmoren.
., uniere M6mini1tration fam in
@eutrolitatsfragen furdtbar genm
fein!
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
@emaltise @aTenberfammlmms it
Mm6itpri1t1t.
8e6entungspoIle Mnpra a,
den.

8e6eutungsboIIe pr a,
den.
@mr ser gin6rmf ser HaraDe Elm
getpaltiger, 10 mar Der 8erlamf Der
Notwithstanding Elm gera6e5u
acknowledgement, unbef9reiblider.
Sos Ml1bitortum mar Biz in Ben Fin,
teriten @infe1 oagefiiGt. @enigitens
10000 @erionen befan6en iid in Der
&ane. ueber 5000 meitere @erionen
mnBten> % iie teine1r 3utritt mebr
firr6en fonmten. unberri@teter Sude
ab3ieben. Sin min11tenlanger Sci,
fallsih1rm begriBte BEN papitl. Dele,
gaten un6 6ie ibrigen &ir@enfirften
BEL ibrem @intritt in sic &ane. @in=
geleitet muroe sic 6eftperiammlung
NIT Meperbeer's &rom1ngsmarid aus
Ser Sper Ser &ropbet," porgetra-
gen bon Ser Central MeilitdrfopeIe.
6eitprdii6ent IS. q. @erIa@ begriiBte
fo6am 6ie 6eitperiammlung unb
itellte als eriten &eoner &rof. ST. s.
Sdmmober BON ser fatboliiden Uni
beriitdt in @oibington, 9. g., Dor,
Ser in elmer meiiterboften, bon tief
reltgioien, patrtotiiden nn6 erbeben-
Sen @eoonfen %6a1r63ogenen &e6e ietn
Ebema u3rtriid gu @briih1s" bebm=
bette. Gin erniter einbringlider
@abmruf an sic &atbolifert u1t6 6ie
iibrtgen 8iirger Nmerifas, 5uriid5u-
febren 5l1 @briit11s, 6eifen 2ebren gu
befolgen nn6 ieinem 8eiipiele nad5u=
'obme11, 1pie 6ie &ir6e es uns lebrt>
1bIoB sic inboltsret6en, mobl6urd=
ba6ten. Mr1sfibr1ngen, oeren 5iin=
6en6e @irfnng fid 1T longonom1ern=
Dem 8eifan al1Berte. Ser bodm'ite
@r5bii@of Srelo16 tpar Ser nad)ite
@eoner. Ct botte iid oas Ebema:
rDie &atbolifen in rMmertfa" ge=
mablt, oas er nit getpobnter Meilter-
l9oft, oft bon Beifau unterbrod)en,
b%ebanbelte. St 1pies II. a. oarauf
bi11, 6oB in Sen Gereinigten Staaten
li9 ettpo 10000, 900 8utbolifen be-
fin6en, unno oieie iin6 ni@t n1r
trel1e aatboIifen, lo1roern ebenio To-
pule Mmerifoner." @ir lieben sic
Sterne n11 5treifen. 8ir lieben
sic @ereinigten staaten. 8ir iino
bier nn6 monen bier bleiben. 0ie
@erfoiinng unIeres 9an6es getpabr=
leiitet rns @etpiilensfretbeit. Mber
mir @atboIifen tpolen feline beion6e=
rem gorredte. @ir geiteben onoe=
rel, oieielben @edte un6 Bribiligien
at, Ole mtr genteBen. &atboliten
tper6en itets sic Groge unieres 2an-
6es beidiiber. sic boben Dies in Ser
@ergongenbeit getban uno mer6en
es in Ser 3ufunft tb11n." Ser @ra-
lat bob berbor, baB 6ie &atboliten
6eatfder utto oiterreidiider @bfunft
ftets quite &otbolifen un6 quite @iir-
ger getpefen feien. @atbo1ifen feien
Mi1i11ner See Grieoens. 8rouieroer
8eifan dn Ser Ea1ti en6en begleitete
6iefe Musfiibrumgert. 11nb tarr1 bat
tie bieier iia geIeet, ols cine fpon-
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12

9ie pnkiaiten aerlden i'm 2amoe
lin6 Ole Eoffel> sic BON einem Siege
&uBlan6s einen @epim fir Die 6rei=
beit un6 fir bie 3ipiliiation ertpor-
ten, neil oie MIiierten es gelagt ba-
ben. Dos lit bic Moibitat, Die Der
Dummbeit unmitteIbar bertpanM lit.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
Mmiprade bes papitlidjen 9elegatem

<*seIF~~evS wv f"fI"*e"IS~
0elegaten 6es Central . 8erein,
meine Damer un6 @erren! Sier IN
ct. Hmul iit ales 10 grob nnb tpeit,
mie 6as grobe meite &er5 oes @r5bi-
fbofs Srelan6. Meine Stimme lit
i9mad, unb i9 BIN fem &e6ner, aber
menn iie cine Mniprade bon mir bo-
rem moaen, 10 fann i6 iie in 5mei
@orten geben: incline @mpei enbet
lit meine @eoe Gtiirmii@er 8eifoW;
iD bin Elm einfa@er 8ii@of, ober bier
in Sen @~ereinigten Gtaater babe i@
eine bebeutenbe Steuung inne, ndm'
lid 6ie, SIN 81 %bertreten, Den mir
ole 8ater 1ennen. Seute lit Der 81.
@ater BEL ert6 un6 briidt baS @iegel
ieiner Mnerfenrn1ng Dem @erfe auf,
oos in 6ieien iebigen 3eiten geidiebt.
MnBeroem bin i@ peri0nlt@ bier,
meil i6 germ unter itarfen i@meror-
%beiten6en @eni6en bin, Elm Seer,
oas 5tpor unblutige aber groBe
@4la6ten fir 8ioiliiotion un6 Sell
sion idldgt. Die bier antpeienoen
perebrungSuiir6igen &ralaten iinb
3eugen e1erer g%rgebenbeit. @ner
@entral=@erein bat 6as nel1e 8ert
Ser io5iaIen @obIfabrt ibernommet,
ibr bobt ol1@ 6en S9rei Ser @ter=
benben, ser @mien un6 @ittmen IN
6ieiem &riege geb0rt. Cure Ser5en
murben geriibrt un6 ibnen geoffnet,
mn6 6ieie offenen Ser5en gaben $780,
600 fir l1nteritiitung. @ itimme
eu@ BEL, tpiini6e eu6 grfolg a1f Ell
rem 11euen @ebiete Ser Ebatigteit,
INN ne1ter M0tben gu begegnen. Sir
eu@ nn6 mid) felbit bin i@ frob, boB
ibr Elm 10 berrlibes 8etipiel Dor a11'
gen bnbt, @r5bif6of SreIar6. SHE
ipreden bon ibm. @r lit cine Gin.
gebnng fir erd, ein 8eiipiel. als
i@ eu9 be11te Morgen meine Slid
,ninfde iiberbradte, batte i@ Die &C.
tpoItige &ora6e ri6t geieben, @atbo'
Iifen, sic in elmer 0ffentliden Strofbe
in elmer omerifanif6en Stabt mar'
i6ierten. Dies lit in Mmerifa mog-
li& 6anf Ser @erfaiiung un6 Ser
@eitber3igfeit ser nidttatboIiiden
@ebolferung. St babe au6 einen
t1el1er @etpeis oes gl1ten &limos,
oenm i@ befin6e mild mob1. @ber,
tpos i4 Defenders b%etpunoere> lit Die
|Eolerom8 6es omeritonifden Bottles
obne nnterf@ieo ser @eligion. Ser
@opft lit in ieinen @e6arfen oft bier
in Mmerifa. M1s ih mild geitern
Mben6 5ur @1be begab, erbielt id ei<
ne 8otidoft pom 81. Softer.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
Die pprbereitenbe 9elegaten-&er.
iamml1trg.

linn balb 9 ubr traten I'M ~Balm
Soon" 6es @otels ct. Saul Die De<
[egaten our borbereitenoen uno 8e-
griiBungs @~erlammlung 5uiam1er.
u1tgemein ber5li6 un6 iDmpatbii@
pare11 bie 8egruBungs- un6 8emiQ<
fomm-Anipraden 0es 6eitpraftoen-
ten s.. @erla9 un6 6es &errn 2arrp
&oog1on, @efretdrs 6es MoDors
@inn @oapers bon ct. Soul, Der in
oeiien Auftrag ben @ilfomm no.
mems ser @ta6t entbot. @entralber-
eins+Eraiioent sos. SreD 6anfte IN
ber3Iiden @orten fin Die parme1
8egriBungstporte, bierbet b%e5ugneb-
memo a11f 6os bon @errn &o6gion
Dem oeutf9en Clement in 6en 8erei-
mgten 5taaten geipen6ete Sob, beto-
memo, 6aB 6ieie 8orte in einem gro
Ben m%obltbuen6en &ontrait at ben
.Sdmdbungen un6 ~8ei4impfungen
1tiinoen, nit Semen man mabren6 beS
letten Sobres, 5. +. felt Musbrn4
6es &rieges, Sic Mmeritaer 6eutider
Mbfunft iiberidiittet babe. @tiirmi=
I1e langanbalten6e acknowledgements
gen folgten 6en Mniproden nn6 Der
ongefibrten @rfldrung 6es 8raiioen=
ten. Ser 3peite @i5epraiioent, sos.
@todbm1ien, bon 8ittsburg, 8a.,
6etpraiioent ser lebtidbrigem Gene
ralberiammlrtng iibergab Johann
DEM beurigen Beltprdiioenten 6. Ger
Iah 6as Observation-Disclosures 8et6e
bielten entipreden6e Mnipraden.
&omitebordiber.
@efret4r s. 8. Sl1enemam ber<
fiin6ete io6onn Die 3uiammeniebung
Ser beridie6enen &omiteen. 9eren
@oriiber iin6: 8eglm1bigung-@bm
@einbmm, Sr6iana; 8eidlIiie-SS S.
g. Scented, M2iiiouri; Mmrdee-@int-
boI6 gibner, Minnefota; 8eidmer6en
81. &romp, Satnois; &onfti-
t1tiort-M. s. @eIs, 0bio; @ere
@ereine- %. 0berit, &rianfas;
Medmngsprifnng- @pie-
gel, 8emiplpania; Drudiaden-
Scarf aort, Seem gorf; nnerle6tgte
@ei@dfte-@eorge &tlle, @tsconiin;
8eamten : Mominotionen-Bo1I Mb-
leg, Minneioto; Era1erbei@luiie-
@briit &iIte, M%ifioa1ri; &reife-@.
@ittor6, @isconiin.
Son6erfibungen
Sames 3ipf, 9rdiioent Ser Con-
3aga Union (Sunge Mdnner Mbtbei-
Iung) fiin6igte cine @ibung aner
@ertreter Ser Siinglingsberetne nn6
SSSu1rge MGnner Seftion a1f ben
Mben6 an. @.8. -Brdft6ent 5reD
madte befanrt, bob am Mben6 cine
@it11ng Ser Delegaten uno Srennoe
Ser fotb. @efel1er1- unb M%rbetterber-
eine, ,pie ionitiger Mrbeiterorgonifa-
ttore1, iotpie cine eemetniarne Si.
sung Der Delegnten Der 9egtslatur.
Musfdiife Der peridtebenen staats-
berbd1t6e ftattfir6e.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12

Sem 8elgierf0nig Mlbert 1T pom
B%raiioenten Ger @epubn 6as &riegs,
fre13 berIieben tpor6en, aber bos
erite fron3oiiide &rea5, 6as 6iefer
&olnig obne @an6 5u tragen bat, lit
6as nidt.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12

ta1re &11n6egebl1ng e%rfolgte, Die in
@orten ni9t tpiebergegeben meroen
tan1. Sic galt benz @ertreter 6es
81. 8aterS, Dem pGp1tliden Delega,
ten Migr. 8on5a1o, Der folgen6e
Nniprade bielt.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12

uyeIIC Suge duE StuIYeulule.
Gpntififalamt in Ser 81. SAUL &a=
tbe6rale.
I'm 10 ubr nabm lit Ser pradtt=
gen @atbeoraIe Ger Seitgottesoienit
ieinen Mnfang. ct. @r5eQen5 Ser
papitlide Delegat gr5biidof 8onl
3o1o, 5%elebrierte. Sm Sarrftuarirm
befanoen ii6 an @irdenfuriten fer
ner 6rei gr3biidofe, sic bo@tu'ften
&rdIaten Sobn Srelan6 ct. Saudi,
6. MeBnner Meilpnatee) un6 S.
S. &eane @1buq1e, Sa.), ferner
fe@s 8iid0fe, Sic bodp'iten &erren
S. S. 9atpler (@t. @aal), Sames
Erobec (@t. CLOUD, Mtm.), 5. 8ui@
Q5t. CLOUD, Minn.), g. 81. &effron
@ino1ra, Mirm.), g. @ebrle, .. g.
s., (8ismord, 81. Dofota), un6 sos.
81. aouoelta (9rperior, @is.); fer
ner Ser bobm'ite Mbt @eter @ngel,
8. Is. s., st: Sobns Mbtei, College
billie, Minn., u1nb 6ie bo@m'ftem
Ms1gr. g. 50. Seer, 8rot. Sip. (Gu-
b11que, Sa.) nnb sos. &ueiing (@eit
@oint, @eb.) SIZE 6eitpreoigt Gin
6emtf1) bieIt Ser bodap'ite @r3biidof
@ebaitian IS. MeBmer bon Milmar=
fee iiber rSSeia1s @briit1s, ser @r=
nelterer Ser @eiellidofft." :,
Mnipra9e bes @r5biihofS
SreIan6.
Ser bodtp'ite @r5biidof Srelono
betpinfommnete bon ser Nfitte 6eS
Sonftuoriums oen papitli@en Dele<
gaten un6 gratu1ierte Ben 1elegoten
6es Central = @ereins 5u Ser groben,
ibnen 6a1r9 Sic Mnmei enbeit 6eS 81
reften @~ertreters 6es fl. @aters gu
Sbeil geporoenen @bre. gr5btidof
SreIanb be5eidnete in ieiner Mnipra=
DIE 6ie fotbolii6en Deutid=glmerifa-
1rer als treue @0bne ser Stride un6
bat SEN pdpitli6en Delegoten iid in
ct. Soul tpies 5u @a1ie 81 fiblen,
6as 6os tatbolii9e ct. Soul iein Ell
gen iei.
Ser Danf 6es papfIiben
.DeI~egaten.
sSn 1einer Mnipra6e 6anfte Migr.
8on5aro 5l1nadit fir BEN ber5liden
@mpfarg, Ser ibm gu Gbeil getpor=
Sen, 1pies oorauf Fin, 6aB er Dos
0berbn1pt Ser @r3oio5eie, @r5bii6of
Srelan6> id)on longe 3eit femme uno
6esbaB ii9 ntdt tpur6ere, bob Die
@erbaltniie unb 3uitdn6e in Ser
@ir9e11 . Hrobin3 ct. Soul 10 giin>
ltige ftr6, aber ct freue iid iebr Die
@elegenbeh at baben, NIT etge1re11
Mugen sic 5riidte Der Ebatigteit oes
bodtp'1ten @r8bti@ofs gu i@a11en.
Dte @atbebrole an un6 fir ii6 lei
cine berrlide Sru@t 6ieier Gbatig~
feit. Meit ieinem eigenen Danfe ber-
bin6e er ierer bes 81. @aters, BEN
AT ~pertrete1r er- Die bobe @bre babe.
Sort fabren6 erffldrte Der &irden,
fiirit, boB er rno Die Delegatem bes
@entroI-B ereirs felt mebreren Sab
rem quite Bretnoe ieten. @abreno
6es Mmtes babe er Ben Segen Got
tes erf1ebt fir Die Delegoten un6 ibr
@erf. 8111n SdluiIe gratulierte er
BEN Delegotert gu Der M11stpobl beg
@oroentionsorte8 betonenb, baB file
etnen bederert @Iob in ben @ereinig.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-08-12
&iaa 1deiut entidlpTen at iein,

6em 8eilpiele @aridm1s gu folgen
1no u19 gu fallen. 8is Yetersbur9
lit Damn ni9t mebr meit. @aterben
ionte lit fir aIe 6aue bel Snfel 9d1t
oie langen 8eine %alsborge1.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
When Shark Gjyes Service.

There are three possible conditions which will cause an engine to run well with retarded spark and poorly with advanced spark. viz: The arma- ture shaft may be too far advanced. the wire leading from the coil box 10 the interrupter may have a frayed end which comes in contact with the metal of the msgneto upon advancing the spark or the interrupter points are wrongly adjusted. q
 In order to see If the armature is timed correctly retard the spark lever and get the piston of No. l cylinder on the firing point Then look at the interrupter points. If they are all ready separated the spark is too far advanced. but if it is necessary to turn the engine slightly in order to make them separate 1t is timed cor rectly.
 The interrupter points of the mag neto used on an automobile should separate one thirty-second of an inch on advance and retard setting. They can be adjusted by turning the screw on the insulated side of the inter- rupter.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
FOREIGN

A peace treaty between Argentina. Brazil and Chile was signed in Buenos Aires by the foreign ministers of the three states concerned.
 Despite previous claims, the Villa and Carranza armies in central Mexico appear to remain in practically the same position as during the last few weeks
 The government of The Neither. lands has sent a note to Germany pro testing against the sinking on May : of the Cunard line steamer Lusitania by q German submarine
 German diplomacy is exertine itself in every possible way to persuade Ru- mania to preserve its neutrality, says the Amsterdam correspondent of the London Exchange Telegraph Com pany.
 F D. Acland. financial secretary to the treasury. speaking at a meet ing in London. estimated the cost of the war to Great Britain at sl2.9Gu, ,000 a day. which somewhat exceeds Lloyd, sNNNhA SN'AatN cl SA'sfN'sNNNs
 Germany's reply 10 the American note will not be ready for several days. Officials of the Berlin foreign office are so occupied with the Italian developments that they have had no time to elaborate the draft Of the note.
 Joao Chagas resigned the premier ship Of Portugal on the advice Of his physician. He was premier in the new revolutionary government of the re- public and on May r he was shot and seriously wounded by Senator Freitas.
 Official information from Morocco indicates that Eaisuli, the McOrish brigand and preteuder to Morocco s chrome. is conducting an agitation among the natives in tle district of Charb. in the northern part of the country.
 Lord Kitchener retains the post oi secretary of war in the new British coalition cabinet which has received the approval of King George. The new first lord of the admiralty will be Arthur J. Balfour. Winston Spencer Churchill. former head of the admiralty, is given the portfolio of chancellor Of the duchy Of Lancaster Herbert II. Asqu!th retains the pre- miership and Sir Edward Grey the ministry of foreign affairs Davii Lloyd-George. chancellor of the eX. chequer in the old cabinet. will be min ister of munitions in the new one.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06

energy. There was always a fear and dread in my mind, l had cold. nervous. weak spells, hot flashes over my body. l had place in my right side that was so sore that I could hardly bear the weight of my clothes. I tried medicines and doctors, but they did me little good, and never expected to get out again. l got Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and Blood Purifier, and ce-, tainly would have been in grave or in an asylum if your medicines had not saved me. But now can work all day, sleep well at night, eat anything want, have no hot flashes or weak, nervous spells. All pains, aches, fears and dreads are gone, my house, children and husband are no longer neglected, as am almost entirely free of the bad symptoms had before taking your remedies, and all i. pleasure and happiness in my home. .''- Mrs. JOSIE HAM, F. F. D. ], Box 22, Shamrock, Missouri.
 Ifyou want special advice write Lydia F.. Pinkham Medicine Co.,, fcOnfidentiaD Lynn, Mass.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06

power seroplanc engine. Along the smooth beach sands the "Amphibion' has attained a speed of 75 miles an hour When the driver comes to a bay or inlet he drives boldly into 1t. The pontoons float the vehicle. while the aerial propeller drives it across the water at a speed of l5 miles an hour It is built to carry five passen- gers besides the driver and the 65-mile trip is made with ease in 2Ia hours Extract from article in Popular Me. chanics Magazine.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
Heel Rest for Pedals.

in various heights for adaptation to all sorts of pedals. Small fianges pro- ject out from the bottom with screw holes. so that the rest can be fastened easily to the floor of the car. An added feature of the auto heel rest is that the life of the rubber car flooring is considerably heightened. as sharp heels pressed against the floor by the weight of the pedal will wear holes quicker than anything else.-World's Advance.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
COMFORT FOR DRIVER
HEEL REST ONE OF THE LATEST
 AUTO IMPROVEMENTS
Can Be Fastened Easily to Floor of Car and Prevents the Foot Becom-
 ing unduIy Tired,

All sorts of provisions for the abso- lute comfort of the motorist seem to be the prevailing order nowadays. One of the latest creations is small alumni mum block to be placed under the heel to prevent It's slipping and the foot becoming tired when a clutch or ac- celerator pedal is used. The heel of the shoe fits into an appropriate hol- low in the face of the rest. The auto heel rests, as they are called. are made
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
Warning in Infiatino Tires.

When using an engine-driven air pump for in1ating tires the engine should not be run too fast. It should be borne in mind that the maximum rate of imitation is determined by the size of the tire valve, which is fixed, and that most air pumps have been de- signed with this in view, so that the makers counsel as to proper engine speed should be closely followed. Run. ming the engine faster merely results in overheating the pump. but does not innate the tire more rapidly.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
IN SELF DEFENSE.

Quite little excitement for a few minutes yesterday" remarked the grocer in the far-western town. The Muckerses came to town in one di rection. and the Tucker boys from another There'd jest been a row be- tween the two families. and every body in town knew that when they came together thered be some purty lively shootin'. Well. sir. in less than fifteen seconds after the first gun was pulled every man on both sides was on the ground with not less than two bullet holes in his frame. An there was thirty of 'em in all.'
 Why. that was remarkable" ex claimed the tourist. They must have been magnificent marksmen."
 "Oh, The innocent bystanders did all the shootin'. mister. We don't take any risks here no more. Puck
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06

A curious vehicle that travels both on land and water has been brought into service on the coast of Oregon. for carrying passengers between Marshfield and railway terminal 65 miles distant. This vehicle. which the inventor calls the "Amphibion." con sists of an automobile body mounted on standard wheels and equipped with large pontoons. one fixed to each side Of the car The craft is driven by an aerial propeller, having a diameter of 7Ia feet, and operated by an S0.horse-
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
Satan and the cerulean Deep.

Satan and the cerulean Deep.
 I'm in a quandary."
 What about?"
 q have two invitations to dinner, and l can't decide"
 Which one to accept?"
 No, which one to refuse One Is to home where a young lady has just come home from a piano con seryatory, and the other is where five-year-old boy knows lot of reef. tations."-Farm Life.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
Inspect Spark Mechanism.

Because of the serious results of possible failure of the mechanism when the motor is being cranked by hand. the automatic spark advance mechanism should always be kept in the best of condition and frequently inspected. When in fear Of a back kick from a motor so equipped, it is best to swing the crank vigorously with the spark cut off. afterward switching or the spark and starting with single upward pull of the crank.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
CLEAN SWEET SCALP
May Be Kept So by cuticura Soap
 and Ointment Trial Free.

To have good hair clear the scalp of dandruf and itching with shampoos of Cuticura Soap and touches of Cuti- cura Ointment to dandruff spots and itching. Nothing better than these pure, fragrant, supercreamy emol- lients for skin and scalp troubles.
 Sample each free by mail with Skin Book. Address Cuticura. Dept. XY,' Boston. Sold eve:ywhere-Adv.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
> SMILES AUu! ty;g;F ty }S;zzzDE7g }Szz E7g5as1zE;sy5b }
The Age Of tusury,

T didn't know. Hiram. that furni lure was that expensive in the city" remarked Mrs. Meadowgrass.
 Who said 1t was?" asked Hiram.
 The Weekly Gazette says a mil iionaire gave chair to the univer sity costing s2O.0O0."
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
tnferestino Mall.

Patience-I see a Connecticut in ventor has patented a hitching post that also serves as a rural mail box. being hollow with a removable lid.
 Patrice-It Is to be hoped the horse will not devour the missives before the lady Of the house does.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
Animal Diseases,

Out of 57,000,000 animals inspected in the last year 533,OO0 were found to be infected with tuberculosis, and hog cholera and cattle tick have cost the producer anywhere from s100.000.0 .000 to $50, 100000 in a single year.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06

health before using your medicine. l had falling, infamma- ton and congestion. fem a e weakness, pains in both sides.
 backaches and bear ing down pains. was short of memory, nervous. inpatient
 passed sleepless nj g h ts, and h a d neither st-enpth nor
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
An Easy Matter,

Hyker-COngress could settle thit woman's suffrage in short order if il was to go about it right.
 Pyker-l don't see how?
 Hyker-Simply by enacting a lau compelling women 10 vote-then they wouldn't want to. See?
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
The Aecumulatixe 4 staaa.

Il always envy the man who can take life easy and let his money work for him
 So do !. but unfortunately in a ma )ority Of cases man has to work for his money before his money will work for him
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
Asked and Answered.

Heiny-Say, Omar. why do you talk to yourself so much?
 Omar-For two reasons. like to talk to a sensible man, and l like to hear a sensible man talk
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
An AIibi.

You are arrested as an accessory after the fact" said the policeman.
 'I can prove that l was never after the fact" retorted the yellow reporter frigidly. Ask any of the men and women into whose private lives l have delved"
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
Color Qidn't Matter.

Uncle Si Gin restaurant)-Bring me some fish.
 waiter-Yes. sir; we have bluefsh. black bass, whitefish-"
 Uncle Si-I don't keer nothin' about the color, jest so long as it's fresh.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
Proof pNsitiNe

Cant persuade me the thirteenth day is not an urlucky one proposed to a girl on the thirteenth"
 And she refused you"
 No, she accepted me"
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
Luck.

Hewitt-Did you and Gruet have any luck on your shooting trip? .
 Jewett-We certainly did; we shot each other and both of us had per fectly good accident policies.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
His ArQument.

''ls your car a good one?'
 Discriminating people choose them." said the glib automobile sales. man. More of our cars are stolen than any other make. e."-Pittsburgh Post
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
According to Sound.

There goes that mechanical piano player again in the Boffersby fiat!"
 Why. that's Minnie Boffersby play ing"
 Well, if her playing isn't mechan. ical I'll eat my hat,"
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
Very Likely

Edythe-Why is it that little men always marry large women?
 Estelle-I don't know, unless it is that the little fellows are afraid to hack ont of the engagements
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
Ways of Women.

Do you give your wife a kind word occasionally"
 Plenty of them, but they don't en. tirely satisfy my wife. She wants money"
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-06-06
Misunterstcod.

What would "c1 so f ' turned you down?' asaed the maiden. A full min. Ute p"Ssed and yet the man sat in si. lence.
 Didn't you hear my question:" she asked. somewhat reluctantly.
 T thought you were talking to the gas," he responded fitfully.