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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
Rheumatic Throat
Is Common Trouble
Should Be Treated in Blood
To Prevent Recurrence.

There are successful gargies that stop
soreness In the throat but to prevent their
incessant return, the blood must be put In
order. The best remedy Is s. s. s.. as 1t
influences all the functions Of the body to
neutralize the irritants or waste products
and to stimulate their excretion through
the proper channels.
Rheumatic sore throat Is q dangerous
Indication. as IL means that the blood Is
loaded with more uric acid than the kid
neys can excrete. and may thus lead to
serious general disturbance.
The action OF s. s. s. stimulates cellular
activity. 1t prevents the accumulation OF
lrritants In local spots 1t enables the
arteries to supply quickly the new red
blood to replace WORKOUT tissue
For this reason uric acid that finds the
throat an easy prey to its breaking down
influence. Is scattered and eliminated In
other words. s. S. S. prevents chronic con
Of the body to secrete healthy mucus. Its
influence is shown In a marked improve
ment Of the bronchial tubes, whereby tic
huskiness Of voice with thick. grayish ex-
pectorations is overcome. ;. ;. 81 well
diluted with water, means blood bath.
since IL Is welcome TO any stomach ana at
once gets into the blood.
s. s. s. Is free OF all minerals ana con
tains Ingredients wonderfully conducive to
we.l-balanced health.
You can get Il at any drug store. but 90
not accept anything else There IL danRor
IN substitutes. s. s. $. Is prepared enly BY
The Swift Specific Co, 52s Swift Bldg.
Atlanta, Ga. Our Medical Dept will give
you free instruction BY mall on any subjecs
or blood disorders, Write today.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
SOUR, ACID sToMAcHs,
GASES OR INDIGESTION
Each "Pape's Diapepsin" Disests 5000
grains food, ending all stomach
misery in five minutes.

Time it In five minutes all stom-
ach distress will go. No indigestion,
heartburn, sourness or belching of gas,
acid, or quotations of undigested food,
no dizziness, bloating. foul breath or
headache.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in regulating upset stomachs.
1t is the surest, quickest stomach rem
edy in the whole world and besides II
Ia harmless. Put an end to stomach
trouble forever by getting large
fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin
from any drug store. You realize in
five minutes how needless it is to suf
fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any
stomach disorder. It's the quickest
surest and most harmless stomach
doctor in the world.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
TWO NOVEL CROWNS
Tribute of Nature to Genius ano
Beauty.
Great italian Tragic Actress the Vic
tim Of Attentions She Would Have
Avoided-Miss Cunning and
the Rose.

Eleonora Duse, the great Italian
tragic actress, was once walking
through the private garden of great
estate to which. on certain days, the
public were admitted. She had gone
so early that she was reasonably sure
Of avoiding other visitors, says the
French journalist who relates the anec
dote, for she dislikes extremely to at
tract notice off the stage, and desired
to enjoy the lovely lawns and flowers
undisturbed by stares. whispers, OF
intrusive admiration.
For a happy half hour she was sue
cessful; then, turning corner sud
denly, she found herself close to q
party of approaching tourists She
tried to avoid them by stepping
through an opening in high hedge Of
laurel, but her flight was checked by
twig that caught in her hair. At the
same moment one of the approaching
tourists perceived her, and stepped for
ward to release her. Then he saw her
face, and stepping back again, he
bowed low, and exclaimed dramatical
ly:
"The great Duse, the queen of trag
edy Il is shel Behold, my friends
the incompatible Dusel Accept, mad
anne, our united homage, which We
offer as by right, strangers as we are
Since nature herself has seen fit II
bestow her laurels upon that brow
in our presence, it is surely permitted
that we offer tribute. Allow me
madame, to present my wife-m.
daughter-my niece-my son-in-law-'
Not until the entire party had beer
presented and paid their compliments
. was the captive queen OF tragedy dis
entangled from her unwelcome laurels
and permitted to escape.
A somewhat similar, but more agree
able anecdote is related of one of tn
three beautiful Miss Cummings.
They were, in their day-which wa
after the middle of the eighteenth Ger
tury-such famous beauties that tn
London crowd often followed their cal
riages on the street. and fairly mobile
any shop they were known to hav
entered in the effort to get a sight G
) them. The handsomest of the trio
; worn out by the activities of the Lor
; don season, stayed for a time in tn
country, near a market town. 1t wa
, known in the neighborhood that sh
i wished to pass unnoticed, and was nc
well; and her wish was respecte,
But on the day of her departure frol
the town there was an unusual numbe
of people at hand to see the coac
start. AS the lovely lady steppe
from the inn door to the step of Ii
> coach, the branch of climbing ros
b. caught for a moment in her hair.
= stantly a voice called from the GROVE
!. mo names, my lads, and no starin
o but three cheers for the Queen
Beauty that the roses crown of thei
?. selvesi"
They were given with a will, ar
5, won the response of a radiant face
the coach window, and a gracious haI
waving farewell.-Youth'1 Companio
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
; LOSSES sueeLy PRfrNTEr
sImpIIfled Belgian Names.

I spent the night-sleeping better
than at home-on straw in water
surrounded post looking across to Dix
nude, which our own soldiers aptly
speak of as "Thickmud." 1t is true
that our men are rather strangers this
way. They have their hands full over
at Ypres, which they call, as a matter
of course, "Wipers." There is, If you
remember, a Ypres tower on the old
walls of Rye, at home in Sussex,
which has been given the same pro-
nunciation. The British Tommy does
not commonly carry maps, and conse-
quently the peculiar, half-humorous
twists he gives to place names have a
tendency to become permanent. There
is, for example, place near Poper-
inghe called Matou, which has quite
easily become 'What-Ol" just as Wyt-
schaete has changed with celebrity to
"Whitesheet," and Fleurbaix to Flow.
er Box" while OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
sible for a British tongue to circum-
vent-has become "Crossboys. Lon
don Outlook.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
Not Heady Enough.

THE drunkenness prevalent among
the wives of English volunteers has
caused CONSERVATION all over the
country" said Patriarch Alfred Noon,
of the Sons of Temperance, in an in
terview in Boston
These women, with their various
allowances from the government and
private funds, have more cash than
they ever had in their lives before.
There's no man in the house, no meals
to cook. hence out go the women with
their babies after breakfast to the
nearest pub, and by 10 or IL o'clock
they're drunk for the day.
English beer is as much to blame
as anything else for English drunken
ness Beer they call it over there, but
we call it stout or porter or ale. 1t
is almost as strong as whisky.
Il heard an Englishman once com
pare the native beer with the lager OF
Germany and America.
Why, after our good old beer he
said, them foreign brews tastes like
kissin' your own sister,"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
The Wars Surprise.

At the beginning of the war it was
said that every one of the nations had
surprises in store for their enemies
and the world. There were wonderful
military and naval inventions that had
been kept inviolably secret and that
were to be sprung on the foe when
least expected. Five months of war
have now passed and the one supreme
surprise for the world is that highly
civilized nations do not seem to have
rallied the awful loss of men that
would be involved. The 42-centimeter
gun that reduces forts thought almost
impregnable in few days is as moth
ing compared to the loss of more than
100000 of men in killed, wounded
and missing, which, according to ap-
parently conservative estimates, the
Germans and Austrians have suffered
up to this time.-New York Herald.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
Servla,s Monuments.

Servia is becoming country o.
monuments. Among the peasants a
custom prevails of honoring relatives
slain in battle by the erection Of a
block of wood. in which is rudely
carved a bas-relief Of the departed.
These monuments are erected near
the soldiers home, when IT is i'm
possible to place them on the field
where he fell. AS the Servian heroes
are now falling in the enemy's terri.
tory, the monuments are necessarily
raised In their homes. and very few
farms are to be found today in which
at least one OF these crude carvings
is not to be seen. They are usually
painted in vivid reds and blues. Above
the head of the wooden figure is an
inscription giving the soldiers name.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

Simeon Ford, at dinner of hotel
men in New York, spoke on souvenir
hunters.
1.-The souvenir hunter is the hotel
mans pest" he said. "These people
walk off with spoons, towels, cream
jugs-anything. Why, a Chinese hotel
keeper once told me that a souvenir
hunter in Picking shipped off six
inches of his pig tail for souvenir
while he was paying his bill.
Worse than that, though, was the
case of New York hotel keeper. He
said one day that a notorious souvenir
hunter had stopped a month at his
hotel.
miss anything after he left?' said
"'Yes-my wife said the hote
keeper"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
HERE Is A GOOD WAY
TO GET RID OF PIMPLES

Battle your face for several minutes
with resinol soap and hot water, then
apply a little resinol ointment very
gently. Let this stay on ten minutes
and wash off with resinol soap and
more hot water, finishing with a dash
of cold water to close the pores. Dc
this once or twice day, and you will
be astonished to find how quickly the
healing, antiseptic resinol medication
soothes and cleanses the pores, re
moves pimples and blackheads. and
leaves the complexion clear and vel
vety. All druggists sell resinol soaI
and resinol ointment.-Adv.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

propeller by hand The two pontoons
are made of rubber and waterproof
duck, and may be inflated with a com
mon bicycle pump. They are connect
ed by light metal framework. which
carries the seat and supports the driv-
ing mechanism.
BY means of step-up gearing be
tween the hand cranks and the pro
peller the latter may be driven at high
speed. The boat is steered with the
seat, which is connected with the
rudder.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
Cut Off.

Prof. Albert B. Merrill, of North
western University, praising the
chemical preponderance of Germany,
broke off to tell an anecdote.
"a Decentralization" he began,
said to me with quiet laugh the
other day:
lido you know. my friend, that
since this war began many a French
mans whiskers have turned white IN
a single night?
"'Ahal' said I. Trouble, I suppose
Anguish of heart over Rheims Cathe-
dral; sorrow, horror, eh?'
mo, my friend said the German
American. No, nothing of the kind
The reason is that the Vaterland has
cut off Frances supply of hair dye
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
VEST POCKET WATER CYCLE
With Good Results, and Is
Easily Carried.

This girl in knickerbockers is using
west pocket" watercycle, the inven-
ton of her father. who folds it up and
carries it when it is not in use on the
water. OF course, it cannot be car
ried in the pocket of a waistcoat, even
if it were the garment of the largest
human behemoth" ever exhibited in
the circus sideshow, but it can be fold
ed and transported without inconven-
fence. 1t weighs only 20 pounds.
1t is a catamaran fitted with a pro
peller and mechanism for driving the
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
GIVE "sYRUP OF FIGS"
TO CONSTIPATED CHILD
Delicious "Fruit Laxative" can't harm
tender little stomach, liver
and bowels.

Look at the tongue, motherl If
coated, your little ones stomach, liver
and bowels need cleansing at once.
When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't
sleep, eat or act naturally, or is fever
ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has
sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold
give a teaspoonful of California
Syrup of Figs" and in few hours all
the foul, constipated waste, undigest
ed food and sour bile gently moves
out of it's little bowels without grip
ing, and you have a well, playful child
again. Ask your druggist for a so
cent bottle of California Syrup Of
Figs" which contains full directions
for babies, children of all ages and
for grOWn-upS.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
Logical

In Washington William Collier was
once conversing with man of much
scientific attainment The scientist
narrated in detail a series of expert
ments he was conducting with the mi
crophone-
THE microphone," said he, "magni-
flies sounds to the ear as the micro
scope magnifies objects to the eye.
The footballs of spider heard
through the microphone sound like
the tramping of marching infantry"
That's amazing" politely COM
mented Mr.. Collier.
This afternoon" continued the
man Of science, :" l heard a fly walk
ing across the pane. The noise re-
sembled the hoofbeats of a cavalry
mans mount"
Perhaps it was a horse fly" sug
gested the actor.-St. Louis Post-Dis
patch.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

Governor Whitman, Of New York, at
recent congratulatory luncheon,
said:
"A splendid sign for our future is
the regeneration of the business con
science. The business conscience is
today like your conscience or mine
Millionaires of Bloccus Stoc's type
have disappeared.
"Bloccus Stoc was proposing certain
rebate deals to a railroad president
over a sumptuous luncheon, when the
latter said:
"'But the constitution
my dear boy, said Bloccus Stoc
what's the constitution between
friendsT"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
10 CENT "cAScARETS"
If BILIOUS OR COSTIVE
For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach,
Sluggish Liver and Bowels-They
work while you sleep.

Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges.
ton, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head
aches come from a torpid liver and
clogged bowels, which cause your
stomach to become filled with undi
gested food, which sours and ferments
like garbage in swill barrel That's
the first step to untold misery-indi
gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow
skin, mental fears, everything that is
horrible and nauseating. A Cascarei
tonight will give your constipatec
bowels a thorough cleansing and
straighten you out by morning. The,
work while you sleep-a 10-cent boz
from your druggist will keep you feel
ing good for months.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
Some Shadow.

you say" said the attorney for the
defense, that, though the night was
very dark. you saw Rastus johnson
leaving your hencoop at midnight
from your bedroom Window"
yes. sir" replied the plaintiff.
How could you distinguish him in
the blackness of the night" demand
ed the attorney.
"Why-er," said the plaintiff, "the
darkness got so much blacker all OF
a sudden that Rastus' presence there
was obvious. No other human being
could cast such a shadow on anything
already so dark as that night already
was."-Judge.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
ParadoxieaI Proposition.

do you use the word politics as
singular or plural?" asked the person
who is always wanting to know some
thing.
That has always puzzled me-" re-
piled Senator Sorghum. There is
nothing more singular than some of
the pluralities that politics Develops
Washington Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
SureI

Charles Ogle was leaving the Imp
studio the other day when a pretty
young girl approached him.
II beg pardon" she said, timid like.
but would you care to help the News
boys Homer"
Charley looked at her kindly.
Sure" he answered, where are
they?"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

|good Lydia E. Pink
hams v eg e table
Compound has done
for me. ! suffered
very much from q
female trouble. ]
had bearing down
pains, was irregular
land at times could
lhardly walk across
3the ROOM / was
unable to do my
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
Made Him Shoulder,

81 was somewhat perturbed."
"How so?"
my wife is knitting socks for the
poor of all nations"
But why the uneasiness?"
"At first ] thought they were fol
Courier-Journal.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

President Wilson is a grandfather
The stork interviewed the chief execu
tive at the White House. There will
be no veto.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
snake Into your SHOES

Aliens Foot-Ease. powder for the feet It cures
painful swollen. smarting. sweating feet MAKES
new shoes easy Sold by all Druggists and Shos
Stores. Don't accept any substitute Sample
FREE Address A s. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

The aviators have been given their
annual medals. The upside-down loop
the loopist doesn't appear in the list
at all.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

The ticket scalper sought admission
at the heavenly gates.
Were sold out" announced st.
Peter.-Judge.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

since. / now take It when I contract
= cold and 1t soon rids the system OF
any catarrhal tendencies.
Over Ten Years AGO.
II would not be without Peruna-
Although 1t was over ten years ago
that first gave you my testimonial. I
am of the same opinion as when I
wrote 1t. and give you the privilege to
use 1t as you see Mt still use Pc
runa when / think 1t necessary. am
recommending 1t to my neighbors
whenever a chance occurs"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
Discharged.

where is that fellow Gum you had
around here?"
81 fired him"
Il should think you would have been
afraid he would kick" Baltimore
American.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
Splendid Medicine
Stomach Trouble
Suffered for Several Years
Peruna Restored My Health

Mrs. Elizabeth
r e u I h er. No sos
Twelfth ST.. N. w,
Washington. d. c..
wri tes: II am
pleased to endorse
Peruna as a splen-
did medicine for
catarrh and stom- 4
ach trouble. from u
which / suffered !
for several years. !
I took 1t for sew
eral months and
at the end OF Il
time found my hea
was restored and hs
felt splendidly e
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

Airships will carry mail in the mid
die west 1t ought to be an easy mat
ter to drop line to the old folks now.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

The Berlin government will indorse
all the checks issued along the Aisne
and orders its generals to forge ahead.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL you
Try Auri-s fye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and GrsnElated Eyelids; No smarting-
just Eye Comfort Write for Book of the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Aye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

The price of wheat makes flour go up
The way things often go;
The bakers boost the price of bread
Because they knead the dough.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

Lives of great men should remind us
OF this fact to make a note:
All one needs to be statesman
Is long Prince Albert coat-Puck
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

In dealing with Jack Frost wen
soon have to change that Welcome
on the mat to Nobody home"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

II somebody would invent a vail
scaling jitney it might shut out a lot
of these safety first elevators.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

From the great dearth of news con-
corning them all the obsolete fighting
craft must be incapacitated.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

Voice from the Avezzano district in
Italy-Why go to war?
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
NORTHWEST MARKET
REPORTS.

Portland-The continued advance in
freights is keeping wheat prices down
here, or at least preventing them from
moving upward in accord with the
higher foreign markets, whence comes
the principal demand for grain.
Bids on the local exchange we're
higher this week in some instances,
but declines were in the majority and
the market on the whole was about a
cent lower than last week.
Livestock trade is quiet, with a
limited supply availale. The sheep
market was easily the feature, with
sales at the best figures of the season.
The transactions involved choice year
lings at s6.65 and ewes at s5.75,
which are advances of 15 to 20 cents
over former prices. Two lunches of
lambs were sold at 81.
The hog market maintained its
former steady level, the best light
weights bringing 1878 and $3.50. The
only deal of Importance in the cattle
division was the sale of load of fine
bulls at Sc.
The egg market is firm with small
receipts. Former prices were quoted,
but there are indications of a higher
range soon.
The poultry market continued over
stocked and weak Hens are quoted
at 11t@12 cents. Dressed veal was
steady and pork was weaker.
No changes were reported in dairy
produce lines.
Wheat - Bid: Bluestem, $1.44
forty-fold, SLAP; club, s1.40d; rec
Russian, S1.35; red Fife, s1.38.
Millfeed - Spot prices: Bran, $500
81 ton; shorts, $32@32.50; rolled bar
ley, s33. 50@34. so.
Corn-White, $36 ton; cracked, $37
Hay-Eastern Oregon timothy, ST.
@15.50; valley timothy, s13@13.50
grain hay, $40. 50@11; alfalfa, $3.50
1880.
Vegetables = Artichokes, 85 a go
dozen; cabbage, 1t@1tc pound; beans
12ac celery, $3.50 crate; caulifower
SIPS; sprouts, Sc pound; head let
tuce, s1.85@2 crate; pumpkins, 1t
pound; squash, lie; carrots, $1.2
sack; beets, s1.25; parsnips, SLIPS.
Green Fruits - Apples, 75c@$1.5
box; casabas, s1.65 crate; pears, SIC
1.50; cranberries, s9@11 barrel.
Potatoes - Oregon, 81 sack; Idaho
s1@1.10; Yakima, s0c@$1. 10; sweets
t 24c pound
Onions-Oregon, buying price, SIP
/ f. o. b. shipping point.
Eggs - Fresh Oregon ranch, cas-
T. count, 28c dozen; candled, 30c.
: Chickens, 11t@12c pound
broilers, 18 a. zoe; turkeys, dressed
21c; live, 18c; ducks, 12a q 15c
5 geese, 11@12c.
Butter - Creamery prints, extras
29tc pound in case lots; &c more
less than case lots; cubes, 25c.
: Veal-Fancy, 12t@1Sc pound.
Z Pork-Block, &c pound.
e Hops = 1914 crop, 10@12tc pound
1913 crop, nominal
Wool-Valley, 17@1Sc pound; Eas
ern Oregon, 15@20c, nominal; mohai
n 1914 clip, 27tc.
p Cattle-Prime steers, S7.50@7.7I
choice, $7.25@7.50; medium, $6.7
e. 1875; choice cows, s6@6.75; medium
IS s5@6; heifers, s5@6.50; bulls, So
u @6; stays, S4.50@6.
: Hogs = Light, s6.50@6.80; heav
S5.50@5.85.
-Wethers, S5.75@6. 65; eve
S5G5. rs: lambs. S6.25M7. 80.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure
constipation Constipation is the cause
of many diseases. Cure the cause and
you cure the disease. Easy to take.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28
THIS WOMAN'S
SICKNESS
Quickly Yielded To Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.

Briigeton, MI want to thank you
. thousand times for the wonderful
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-01-28

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