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The Glenwood post., 1915-09-25


vin get q rest. While tescAess every
uheFe will just get-'A teaeAing kids
= DO their very best.
Originality is but the oHspriag OF
imitation.
When . nan is first attracted by 4
peetty face, he is born. When Ne
ceases to be attracted by = pretty face,
- dies.
fhs Kaiser's attempt to lick the ca
tire world, is ON the same order Of .
nero man trying to force . woman 70
think his own way-it oaat Be done
II all mothers dreams eans true,
there would be millions Of presidential
jsbs, and one or two pick and shovel
positions for their loved ones.
About the most gigantic task, inaz
isaable is trying to write out funny(D
staR whils in ths clutches Of Aeaea
Aay-fsvee.
It's like praying for rsis, while
standing knse-deep in nud aad water.
1t nay take two to make . quarrel,
but it saly takss one to eoas cut the
winner.
The best clineher We know Of that
Colorado is the only state to live in, is
the fact that it has been 90 in the
shade in the East, and freezing and
ether such cutups in neighboring states
while a. usual, Colorado is having per.
feet weather-always.
While Boston may have its Couture -
and its Back Bay. and New York, Old
Broadway, Kansas City, the firm of
Montgomery Ward and Co., Chicago,
wind in all variations, and Los Angeles
the training school for real estate deal.
ers, the fact remains that Colorado has
the perfect climate al the time, and
Glenwood Springs.
Night just as well boost for the old
home town, be it some little village o,
the banks of the Wabash, or Waverly,
Washington.
Only putting in good word for
Glenwood is telling the truth while
other places have to be stretched to an
awful extent to get the s. in BOOST
otherwise it is Boot
Lamp the following:
No ina, Colo, Sept 18th, 1915.
Dear Mr. @ Cumber:
note in your horrible column that
you make out that Colorado girls, unlike
Chicago girls, mean it when they say
"Don't" while being kissed. Rats!
A Colorado girl can hold her own so
that she does not have to say "don't"
until she is perfectly willing to have it
otherwise
l can see that you have lots to learn
about such things-you're mere IN
fant, as one can plainly see.
Sincerely,
A. G. T.
Guess that will tame us and hold us
down for day or SO.
Toads are very useful but who
wants to be toad?
We looked over the editors as they
flocked to our city, in their convention
of Colorado editors, and we must say
that it struck us that we would love
to climb to the glorious heights Of an
editorial chair, if we could thereby
gain the honor of being one of them
and calling them our brothers-no mat
ter what they might want to call us.
And some people call us-oh, well,
why tell everything!
It's wise man who knows his own
hat-after stag party or a night of
it at some smoker.
Leaves falling, falling from the trees
reaind the most Of US to get out the
rake and get busy. Some Of it jogs
the memory to pound out poetry ON tia
AFFAIR and make it more than "Melan-
eAe,y Day." for those who must live Ia |
~ nh nf hi1h.nrieed r1soline
The Glenwood post., 1915-09-25
THE 6LENWOOD POST
rua ,u.s ru..s

WiIliams' Indisn Pile Ointnent WIN
cure Blind, Bleeding and Itching Piles.
It sbsorbs the tumofs, allays itching 1t
once, acting Is . poultice, gives Instant
relief. Williams' Indian Pils Oi.tae1t
is prepared for piles and itching q the
private psrts. Sold By druggists, nail
Soc and e1.o0. WilliaA' NfG. O.,
Csvelasl, ohis.
Fer sale BY ". Q. Paskissa, druggist
and pAasnasisG
The Glenwood post., 1915-09-25

Hives, eczema, itch or salt rheun
sets yeu crazy. Cant bear the touch
Of you clothing. Doani Ointment h
ins for skin itsAias. An draggists ssll
it. Soc. . boz. "a
The Glenwood post., 1915-09-25

Dsat sss 1aaa SAysies. TAs ssee|
eaaa wsshsas ~ bowels, lsa1Dt -;
eassoas as11as3sa. Get Doaa = ln6ui;3]
lstA my 1ssaas sssily. 25s. 80
The Glenwood post., 1915-09-25

- publieatisa espk Z, 111s.
I pasdaassa osS& - fe1k
The Glenwood post., 1915-09-25

About the most gigantic task, inaz-
isasble is trying to write out fuany(D
stnR whils in tAs clutches Of Ae0ss
Aay-fsvee.
The Glenwood post., 1915-09-25

It's like praying for rain, while
standing k.se-deep in aud sad water.
The Glenwood post., 1915-09-25

1t nay take two to make . quarrel,
but it saly takes one to eosas cut the
winner.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
JET Canvas Glove Factory s ssSP s%5 Or ssn
Power machines; rent. g. c. Wheeler Wstertown Wis
SAVE WILLIAM PENN's CHAIRS
National Heirlooms, About to Fall
Apart, Have Been Repaired
by Blind Women.

TWO quaint and graceful chairs that
once belonged to William Penn have
just been repaired by two women who
have never seen the chairs, says the
Philadelphia Ledger. The two women
are inmates of the Pennsylvania In
dustrial Home for Blind Women. The
chairs are preserved in the east room
of Independence hall, ON the second
floor. Year by year the cane bottoms
OF the famous old relics have been
gradually cracking and falling out.
The committee in charge decided that
unless the cane was replaced the
woodwork might soon collapse. But
they did not dare to let the chairs
be taken out of Congress hall.
So they sent for Miss Ira Frost, mis-
tress of handicraft at the Industrial
Home for Blind Women, and she
brought with her to the room two of
the blind women who understood chair
repairing. The work was peculiarly
difficult, for it was impossible to erect
In Congress hall the Gaming table need
ed to hold the chairs firmly in place,
and, moreover, their woodwork was
soft with age But the deft seeing
fingers" of the bling women did the
work in spite of all the difficulties, and
now the precious William Penn chairs
are safe.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
SHE QUIT
But Ii Was a Hard Pull.

It is hard to believe that coffee will
put person in such condition as it
did an Ohio woman. She tells her
own story:
Il did not believe coffee caused my
trouble, and frequently said / liked it
SO well I would not, and could not,
quit drinking it, but was a miserable
sufferer from heart trouble and nerv-
GUS prostration for four years.
Il was scarcely able to be around,
had no energy and did not care for
anything. Was emaciated and had a
constant pain around my heart until
thought could not endure 1t.
Frequently l had nervous chills
and the least excitement would drive
sleep away, and any little noise would
upset me terribly. / was gradually
getting worse until finally asked my
self what's the use of being sick all
the time and buying medicine so that
/ could indulge myself in coffee?
$50 got some Postum to help me
quit. l made it strictly according to
directions and / want to tell you that
change was the greatest step in my
life. II was easy to quit coffee be-
cause / now like Postum better than
the coffee.
"One by one the old troubles left
until now l am in splendid health,
nerves steady, heart all right and the
pain all gone. Never have any more
nervous chills, don't take any medi-
cine, can do all my house work and
have done a great deal besides"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read THE Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Postum comes in two forms:
PcS'um cereaI-the original form
must be well boiled. 15c and Csc pack
ages.
Instant Postum soluble powder
dissolves quickly in cup of hot wa
ter and, with cream and sugar, makes
a delicious beverage instantly. 30c
and SOC tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
There's q Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocers.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
Some of Those Who Need Reforming

Some of Those Who Need Reforming.
How nice it would be-" mordacious-
ly remarked j. Fuller Gloom of Sniff
fies, Mo-, eff the village drunkard, the
oldest inhabitant, the town gossip. the
life of the party, the glee club, the
woman who comes of fine old fam
lily, the political wheelhorse, the natu-
ral-born humorist, the local poet. the
dramatic reciter, the preacher who
tries to get down to the masses, the
lady who is greatly troubled over our
lack of culture, and several others
whom l could name, would experience
a change of heart and reform!
sas City Star.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
ACT WAS NOT TO HIS LIKING
American Soldier Properly Resented
FiIipino's Insult to Spanish
Officer.

The story Is told by an English ma
val officer who witnessed the occur
renee in Manila: "As l was crossing
one of the numerous bridges across
the Pasig river, l saw native Fill
pino spit in the face of a Spanish
officer, and then run for protection to
the American sentinel, who was pac-
ing the bridge. 1t was some time be-
fore the Filipino could make himself
understood, but when the sentry COM
pretended his action was very prompt
indeed. He handed his gun to the
Spanish officer, caught the native by
the nape of the neck and the seat OF
his trousers, and pitched him off the
bridge into the Pasig river. Then he
calmly took his gun from the officer.
and began pacing his beat, as If moth
ing had happened. Unidentified.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18

the
shovng fossils
which of
Gdey this this cat which
According scientific
mbedded 100000
times ancient
tunnel with SOIL but Mr.
its pamy days large
nocturnal had ancient yet appeared
prehistoric boojack
the
species this
esembed
though similar to the tiger Stand
pacing his the
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
Reason for His Politeness.

"Shoestring's united, ma'am," a
small boy called out to the stout
woman who moved majestically up the
street. "I'll tie it for you"
Even a less naughty woman would
have found it difficult to treat with
disdain SO kind an offer, and she drew
back her skirt in acceptance of his
attention.
The little boy pulled the string tight
and smiled up at her. my mothers
fat, too" he explained.-The indie
pendent.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18

motion
commercial fields
approximately $4,000 feet of excellent negative printed
Before
educational
While
vegetables building fighting fires.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18


devoing nearly to the work
brightly coored Dishes
WALL
Smallest
condor of the Andes
which their general LABEL comprise the
upside bird with head pues which
which
umbrella
mumi topknot
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
itching and Burning Soothed by Cuti.
cura. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. Relief,
rest and sleep follow the use of these
supercreamy emollients and indicate
speedy and complete healment in most
cases of young and old, even when the
usual remedies have utterly failed.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18

and rOcks, all grouped so as 20 appeal
to the youthful mind This exhibit,
while planned especially for the child,
is entertaining to the adult as well.
The room was designed and pre-
pared under the personal direction Of
the late secretary, Dr. Samuel Pier
pont Langley, whose interests we're
so human and broad that he took
time from his other studies to direct
the arrangement of this room for his
little clients" as he called them. He
even went so far as to annoint him
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
ThouahtfuI Old Soul.

my dear, I've an idea," said old
Mrs. Goodart to her caller. you
know we frequently read of the SOL
diers making sorties. Now why not
make up lot Of those sorties aud
send them to the poor fellows at the
front ?"-Boston Evening Transcript.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
Lost TO Siuht,

"How annoying The English and
German accounts of the latest battle
don't agree"
What can you expect? Truth and
Veracity dug themselves in when the
first shot of the war was fired"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
Qualified,

Lawyer-Have you formed any opin
ion?
Jury Talesman-No, sir; l was or
the case at the previous trial.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18

the ultimate citizen" is strikingly
shown by experiments in the produc-
ton of motion pictures being carried
on by the department of agriculture.
Although not yet in a position to
furnish films to outside organizations
or commercial theaters, or even to
supply any considerable part of the
demand made by its own field agents,
the department is carrying on promis-
ing work in both experimentation
and nrOductinn Through its force of
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
A Discovery.

What / want to find for the sum.
mer is a nice, quiet place where /
can do as please
That's my idea exactly. I'm going
to stay home"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18

The difference between professional
and college sports is that in college
sports they occasionally cheer the
loser.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
Substitution.

Got nickel cigar?"
mo, but here's something just as
good at a dime. "-Philadelphia Pubic
Ledger.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
a New Suit Wanted.

Monk-Whatcher cryin' about?
Zebra-Boo-hoo! Everybody hollers
Jail bird" at me!
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18

Eph Wiley believes the dimple, con-
sidering it as one of the concomitants
Of beauty, has been greatly overesti-
mated.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
National Museum Gets Jawbone OF Prehistoric Cat

GIDEY assistant of paleontoogy the National
j
Cumberland Md bringing with him Interesting
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
Rather Risky.

Whats the proper way to indorse
a check?"
With the name of man who has a
good bank account"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
Smithsonian's Nature Wonder Room for Children

Institution there especially arranged for the
slides and but with
animals birds fishes plants
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18

find a piece of the broken jawbone of
a prehistoric cat, whose species is
now extinct, and whose age is about
10000 years.
This deposit was opened about
three years ago by workmen- digging
in a cut of the Western Maryland
railroad 1t is about 1875 feet from the
surface, which is a ridge composed
at the bottom of limestone probably
100000 years old From the top of
the ground there was a kind of tun-
mel ending at the cave which is now
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18

After a woman gets on the shady
side Of thirty her birthdays run to
gether like moving pictures.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and GRADUATED Eyelids; No t,martlng-
Just Eye comfort Write for Book OF the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co. Chicago
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
Drink Denison's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

Eph Wiley says the most inharmo-
NOUS combination is a street car con-
ductor and his necktie.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18

back into old haunt but there curiosity to see what an
Gold lettering
Public Rural
neering tenant and
IS in
growing
which the United States destined hear much
which
dollars
substantial
Willard building indicates
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
Drink Denlson's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.
Nay, Nay!

Il hear you are in business for your
self"
mo; l have wife"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18

IC III I6HIIIS dHu IHUVIHS IHtO tHo
large eight-story Willard building, on
Fourteenth street. This building was
the longtime home of the department
of commerce and later Of the depart
ment of labor, which found the struc-
ture too large for it's needs. 1t has
borne the sign For rent as whole"
But suddenly the sign came down and
van after van arrived with furniture
of that substantial kind which only
the government buys, and so it was
known that the government was NOV
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18

Gossip will generally get there with
out the aid of special delivery stamp
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18

According to history, Jonah was the
first man who wanted the earth.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
Agricultural "Moyies" Planned for the Farmers


methods which
accumulatng
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
Washington Discovers Large New Department

1 discover that has large
which
which judgment attained proportions ustng
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
Stop Eczema Now!

Send &c Stamp for FREE Trial Package
It's useless and foolish to stand the tortures. the
dreadful itching, the burning pain of Eczema when
one application of Nox-ema will give instant relief.
Salt rheunl, chapped hands. chafed skin. ulcers.
skin troubles quickly yield the use of Nox-ems.
No matter how obstinate your case may be no
matter how many remedies have failed, you will
find instant relief In the use of Nox-ema. II does
not stain the skin or soil the clothes. All itching
and burning stop at once and the tortured skin
begins to heal at once.
Nox-ema is sold at s100 per package by most
druggists or by mail prepaid on receipt of price.
Address Hegtmuth Laboratories Milwaukee Via
II is sure to give you instant relief.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-06-18
ECzEMAS AND RASHES

to stay ho1
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1915-12-03
Church of the Redeemer.

(Rev. Edward Fulenwider, Pastor)
Nothing preventing, the following
will be the program of divine services
at the Lutheran Church of the Re-
deemer next Sunday: ~
1915 a. m. Sunday school. All
teachers and scholars are requested
to be present.
11:15 a. N. The regular morning
service. The pastor will preach ser
mon on the subject, "The Religion of
the Child.
Possibly never before in all the
history Of the world has the child
played such prominent part as to-
day. Tie church is realizing more and
more the importance of the unfold
ing religious life of the child, and the
care that should be given it.
Many wide-awake congregations
have made ample provision and equip
ment for Junior congregation"., The
thought presented in the sermon will
be interesting to every person who
loves child.
400 p. m. The catechetical school
meets i'll the church. Last Sunday a
large crowd of children were present.
The parents realize the Importance of
the training the school offers.
1880 p. m. Evening service of song
and prayer. A short practical sermon
will be PREACHED by the pastor on the
subject. "The Kings Business.
"I was glad when they said unto
me, Let us go into the house of the
Lord.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1915-12-03

and medicines which the closed ports
of the South had cut them off from.
In the present day Dr. James McIn-
tosh. and Dr. G. Y. Hunter have led in
commercial enterprise in the commu-
nifty. DR.. Mayer has served as mayor
of the town, DR.. Wyche has been one
Of the most influential and respected
members of the legislature and others
Of tle fraternity in one or another
place have worked for the community
along other lines than that of the art
Of healing.
Newberry is too close to Columbia
for hospital or infrmary to nope for
a great deal Of patronage, so that there
has never been one in the town, which
) unfortunate for the doctors as we'll
as for the town in this day and time
when the hospital has come to mean
so much to the community and to the
study Of diseases and the gathering
together of the doctors in common
interest.
There has been a medical society in
Newberry from very early date, and
in, later years it has been associated
I, with the state and national societies,
and is doing good work, bringing the
doctors together to discuss matters of
interest to them and problems of their
practice. The present officers of the
society are:
DR.. Z. T. Pinner of Pomaria, presi-
| d~nt.
Or. W. E. Pelham, Jr., of Newberry,
vice president.
DR.. John B. Settler of Newberry,
secretary.
The doctors of Newberry today are
o. B. Mayer, w. G. Houseal, J. M. Kib-
er, w. E. Pelham, F. D. Mower, W. E.
E. Lake, W. A. Dunn, J. K. Glider, G.
| ~. Smith, John B. Settler, P. G. Ellie
ser, retired, and negro doctor, Ducket
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1915-12-03

ed wonders with the liver, and the
world is still using his liver pills, be-
cause he studied herbs as few other
men in the medical world have ever
studied them. studied them as the old
aIchemists studied metals, and gave
to the world medicine as the bold ad-
venturers save chemistry.
The earliest stories that we have of
doctors in Newberry are told Of Doc
tors Waldo, Adams, Shell, Dobson,
JcAnstona and Mendenhall. Later
came Docvo. Thompson, Long, Har-
rington, Pratt and Ruff. Doctors Cald-
we'll and James owned the first drug
store started in the town of Newberry.
The old doctors rode many a weary
mile to give their aid to the people
who needed them, and the people OF
the present day, Wno can call their
doctor on a telephone and have him
drive up in a motor car within few
minutes, can not realize what life
meant to either the doctors or the peo-
pie in those days when doctors were
a weeks journey over Indian trails,
and carried all their instruments and
medicines in saddle bag. Drug store
and hospital were condensed in tnat
small space, but there was wonder
full power in the head of the man who
carried the saddle bag. He lost pa
tients, of course, but many of us are
living today because of his work and
his worth.
Old DR.. Ruff was a link between the
doctors of the present, the medicine
of today, and the doctors and the med
icines of the old times. He was born in
1901 and died in 1890, and some of the
doctors here now knew him well and
learned many things of practical value
from him. 1t was Dr.. Ruff, who, when
young man, first practiced antiseptic
surgery of crude kind, using turpen,
tine in wounds, and if he could not
get the turpentine to the bottom Of the
wound he cut the wound SO that ne
could, and he found that such treat
ment of wounds made by rusty nails
never gave the patient lockjaw. Lock
jaw used to be great and constant
dread to our great grandmothers as
appendicitis is a delight to the pres
ent generation.
It was good old DR.. Burr Johnstone
who inGeighed against the use of the
common lancet in the early days and