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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
Miss Lamson to Present
''Father and the Boys"

Lillian Leighton Lamson, of New
York, the great impersonator, will be
the closing attraction in the Y. M. c.
A. star course this evening in Fahnes-
took Hall. Miss Lamson will present
that famous play, Father and the
Boys" noted for it's humor and pa
thos, its comedy and tragedy, one OF
the greatest theatrical successes of
late years, and said to be Miss Lam
sons best effort. All who have heard
this artist on former occasions in 9TH
er great plays will want to hear her
tonight. She is one of Americas best
character impersonators, and is we'll
known in this city. Both the artist
and the play should be popular, and
Fahnestock Hall filled with lovers of
high class lyceum entertainments.
Doors will open at 7.30 o'clock, and
the program will begin promptly at
SIS. Single admission tickets may be
purchased at the box office.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
IeR55onAsbS8 SeetAt2aM3A
BIRTHDAY SURPRISE
FOR A. ". RH|NEHART
Musical Numbers a Feature of
Pleasure, Followed by
Buffet Supper

A surprise party was held at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. Rhine
hart in honor of the formers birthday.
The rooms were decorated with ferns
and roses. a color scheme of red and
white prevailing. Mr.. Rhinehart re-
ceived many beautiful gifts from his
friends. The evening was spent with
music and games; Mrs. Mary Neiss
gave piano solos; Miss Genevieve
Haines and Mrs. II. II. Hooker sang;
Mr.. Milligan, assisted by Mrs. Mary
Ness, played several saxophone solos.
buffet supper was served to the
Misses Mary Haines, Genevieve Haines,
Florence Peace. Ruth Rhinehart, Mary
Neiss. Anna Dickey, Elsie Rhinehart,
Ethel Dickey, Elizabeth Haas, Ruth
Haas, George Troup, John Rodgers,
Byrem Frederick, George Albright,
Frederick J. Milligan. Walter Benner,
Earl Rhinehart, Charles DiclIey, Har-
vey Rhinehart, John Dickey, John
Drabenstadt, Jack Dickey, Mr.. and
Mrs II. IL. Hooker. Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Dickey, Mr.. and Mrs. George
Dickey, Mr.. and Mrs Fortenbaugh
and Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. Rhinehart.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
The Stranahan Class
Has Anniversary Dinner

Mr.. and Mrs. James A. Stranahan
celebrated the forty-first anniversary
of their marriage yesterday and in
celebration of the event Mr.. Strana-
hans class of the Pine Street Presby-
terian Sunday School gave him a din
ner at Rutherford's last evening.
The table centepiece was basket of
Spring flowers, which was afterward
presented to Mrs. Stranahan. At the
last course a large wedding cake,
handsomely decorated, was set before
Mr.. Stranahan, while the guests sang
the bridal chorus from "Lohengrin." "
Speeches were made and the absent
members toasted.
After dinner the class adjourned to
the Stranahan home. across the way,
and spent the remainder of the even
ing with music and biblical contests.
Flowers were sent to several absent
members who are i'll.
Those present were Mr.. and Mrs.
James A. Stranahan, Mrs. Beale, Mrs.
j. ID. Garner, Mrs. Conklin, Miss
Mcclure. Mrs. A. l.. Martin Mrs. f.
NJ. Sourbeer, Mrs. Emma Trace and
Mrs Wall.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
Victims of Rheumatism
II. C. Kennedy's No-Cure No-Pay Offer
Attracts Many Sufferers to Test
Rheuma

If Rheuma. the wonderful prescrip-
ton for rheumatism sold by Fl. C.
Kennedy and all druggists, does not
cure any purchaser, the druggist will
return your money without any red
tape.
rheumatism is dangerous disease;
because of it's shifting nature 1t often
strikes the heart and proves fatal.
Anyone with even a taint of rheuma-
tism ought to drive it out as soon as
possible.
Rheumatism is caused by sluggish,
worn-out or overworked kidneys.
which become clogged and fail to
eliminate the impurities from the sys-
tenn.
Rheuma acts promptly and directly
upon the kidneys: Ii cleanses them; II
absolutely renovates and leaves them
in perfect condition, able to do the
work nature intended they should do.
so cents bottle.-Advortise
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
Miss Margaret Smith
Gives Washington Party

Miss Margaret Smith, of 333 Hum
mel street, entertained at n George
Washington party with hatchets and
cherries used in decorating.
Refreshments were served to the
following guests: The Misses Edna
BiXler, Ruth Richwlne, Florence Stoy-
er, Lille Fisher, jeanette Harglerode,
Ruth Macy, Amy Smith, Evelyn
Smith, Alice O'Leary, Margaret Smith
and Messrs. Raymond Coble, Dillon
Mickey, Lawrence Guarin, Ernest Car
lin, Ray Hoover, William Metzgar, Ed
gar Thurston, Charles Gilchrist, James
Hall. Joseph O'Leary, Mrs. Robert ].
Thurston, Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse f.
Smith.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
Miss Ritter Is Hostess
to Sunday School Class

The l.. S. class of the Stevens Me-
mortal Sunday School. taught by Mrs.
j. II. Kase, held it's monthly meeting
at the home of Miss Mary Ritter the
secretary, 423 South Thirteenth street,
last evening.
music by Miss Pearce, Miss Johnson
and Miss Stevens.
In attendance were Mrs Kase. Miss
Lena Brinkely, Miss Alice Hoverter,
Miss Elizabeth Beam. Miss Ruth Stew
ems, Miss Ethel Werner, Miss Elsie
Pearce, Miss Adeline Stevens, Miss
Virginia Morrow, Miss Irene Johnson,
Miss Gertrude Edwards. Miss Kathryn
Morrow, Miss Ritter and Miss Kathryn
Critchley.
Miss Esther Sanders, of Hershey,
was a visitor at the meeting.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
Lenten Organ Recital
on Saturday Afternoon

The second in the series of six Len
ten organ recitals at st. Stephens
Episcopal Church will be given to-
morrow afternoon at o'clock by
George B. Rodgers, organist at st.
James Church, Lancaster, assisted by
his boy soloist, Master Ernest Kilgore.
Following is the program: Lenten
Prelude (ParsifaD, Wagner: Spring
Song." MacFarlane; "Cortege Fune-
bre," Dubois; solo, "I Heard the Voice
of Jesus Say" Harriss; Melody" Jo-
mas; "Tocatta," Kinder; Festival Pre-
lude "Ein Feste Burg" Faullles.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
HELEN CRAMP QUITS
BECAUSE OF LETTER


pal Miller, Miss Camp was found last
night by a New York World reporter
in her boarding place at Weehawken,
near Gutenberg.
The girls parents reside at Lebanon
and she was frequent visitor to this
city.
She has taught in the boarding
school for several years.
The trouble started when Principal
Miller saw Blackmore and Miss Cramp
dining together in a New York cafe.
Later, it is alleged Blackmore wrote
a note to her which started with
Hello Girlie.' The letter created
considerable discussion and unable to
withstand the jibes of her companions,
Miss Cramp fed.
Never Going Back
NO, indeed, never am going back
to the Gutenberg public school again,
20 teach or anything else,' snapped
Miss Helen Irene Champ last night to
a reporter for the New York World, as
she stood over the trunk she was
packing in her boarding place in Wee
hawken. why don't l so back?"
Suppose, everywhere you went,
someone called out at you: Hello,
Girlie?' That's what they have been
doing to me ever since I got up this
morning and my name was brought
into that affair with Charles w.
Blackmore, the school trustee, who
took me TO dinner in a cafe in New
York and wrote that Hello, Girlie'
letter.
II feel as if everybody I meet is
looking at me, and I'm not on dis
play" and Miss Cramp bent low over
her trunk and beat hard at clothing
she was pressing down. She was mad
clean through.
"Where am ! going? Well, I'm 60
ing away from here and I'm not COM
ing back. First, I'm going to New
York to visit relatives. Then I'm go
ing to my home in Pennsylvania.
Don't you ask me where my relatives
live. l don't propose having them
brought into old man Blackmore's
attentions to me. It's hard enough on
me-"
Quits Her Job Cold
The first thing Miss Cramp did yes
terday morning, after reading the
newspapers which brought her name
into the Gutenberg school board
scandal, was to call up Principal Mil
Ter on the nearest telephone.
"Is that you, Mr.. Miller? 1t is?'
she said well, | have just called
you to let you know l have quit
quit for good"
But I don't want you to leave; you
are an excellent teacher" objected
RrJnclDal MllleT. Ou Will De eAOI-
Grated from all blame, and l want you
as n witness against Trustee Black
more if his case comes to trial"
81 have quit" insisted Miss Cramp.
II don't propose being a witness
against anybody or making show of
myself longer. Good-by," and she
hung up the receiver.
Half an hour later Miss Cramp was
bound for New York. Mr.. Blackmore
was at the Times Square branch post
office, where he is a clerk.
Mr.. Blackmore had nothing further
to say last night, having already de-
clared that he proposes to fight being
ousted by the trustees simply because
he took an interest in q nice, pretty
little teacher
Frequent Visitor Here
Miss Cramp often visited relatives in
this city. Miss Bessie Zimmerman, OF
2116 North Fourth street is a cousin.
Her mother, Mrs. Julia Zimmerman,
is an aunt, Edward A. Cramp, an
uncle, lives in Fifteenth street.
81 cannot quite associate Helen
with that New York scandal. as she
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
BRIDGE LUNCHEON
WITH MRS. R. A. TODD
One of the Prettiest Social Events
of the Week Is Held This
Afternoon

One of the prettiest events of this
weeks social calendar was the bridge
luncheon given this afternoon by Mrs.
Robert A. Todd, at her residence, as
North Eighteenth street
A color scheme of green and white
was carried out in the decorations with
ferns and Spring flowers.
Enjoying Mrs. Todds hospitality
were Mrs. William Fl. BUSHNELL, Mrs.
John B. Patrick, Mrs. w. w. Bow
man, Miss May Jackson, Mrs. w. w.
Stewart, Mrs. William Miller, Mrs.
Getter, Mrs. NJ. I. Ward, Mrs. f. E.
Beecher, Mrs. w. A. Miller and Mrs.
Ramey.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
MISS ROWATAN'S GUESTS
ENJOY MUSIC AND GAMES

Guests of Miss Esther Bowman last
evening at her home, 2026 North
street enjoyed music, games and re-
freshments.
In attendance were the Misses Elsie
Schlosscr Sara Lynch, Elsie Schultz,
Sadie Schultz, Lottie Enders, Frances
Long and Esther Bowman. George
Rhoads, Harry Rupp, Roy Geipe,
Charles eastman, Harry Basehore and
Herbert Zimmerman
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
C. A. o. SOCIETY MEETS

Business and Pleasure Combined at
Last Evenings Session
The G. A. o. Society of the, senior
girls of the Central high school met
last evening with Miss Helen Bromall,
2519 North Sixth street. Miss Helen
Rauch was initiated into the mysteries
of the society and refreshments fol-
lowed the transaction of business.
In attendance were the Misses Mary
Wilmer, Helen Broomall, Katharine
Kelker, Martha Miller, Marian Martz
Dorothy Helman, Margaretta Reed,
Marie Daugherty, Katharine Peters
Pauline Houck, Miriam lands, Lii
liam Kamsky and Helen Rauch.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26

is sedate. true, respectable girl"
said Mr.. Cramp. "She hasn't lived in
Harrisburg for a number of years, al
though she visited us every summer
after the school closed for the annual
vacation"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
MISS BAKER F,NTERTAINS
MEMBERS OF Il. II. W. CLUB

Members of the b. p. w. Club spent
a pleasant evening with Miss Miriam
Baker. of 437 Reilly street. In attend
ance were the Misses Amy Bolt, Gladys
Simonton, Julia Hinkle, Julia Boyd,
Carrie Sellers, Elizabeth Yeater, Ma
rian Campbell, Margaret Gentzler, Es-
ther Frank. Gertrude Smith, Bessie
Smith and Irene Baker.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
HARRY MELLs GUESTS
Entertains Sunday school Glass at His
Home Last NiSht


Harry Nell, 319 Crescent street, en-
tertained the members of class No. 26
of the B. f. Stevens Memorial Metho-
dist Sunday school at his home last
night. Games were played and musi-
cal numbers were given by Miss Faith
Nell.
Refreshments were served to AL
bert Compton, Lee Willis, Harold Co
baugh, George Slothower, Hollis Wei
BILE. Harry Nell. Miss Faith Nell, Mr..
and Mrs. c. w. Boyer and Mr.. and Mrs.
Nell.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
CoMP-sToUFFER BRIDAL

The wedding of Miss Anna Stouffer.
of this city. and Charles Comp, of
Enola, was solemnized Thursday
morning at the parsonage of the Fifth
Street Methodist Church, the Rev. b.
II. Hart officiating. The newlyweds
will leave for New York Sunday morn
ing
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
GUILD HAS
FOOD SALE TOMORROW

The Embroidery Guild of st. An
drew's Protestant Episcopal Church
will hold food sale tomorrow at 317
Chestnut street, beginning at $50
o'clock in the morning.
Pies, cakes, cookies, salads, baked
beans, etc, will be on sale.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
COASTER HURT BY ROOSTER
Steeial 10 The Telegraph

Waynesboro. Pa, Feb. 26.--While
Harry Heffner, son of ]. f. Heffner,
Rouzerville, was coasting down steep
hill through that town yesterday on
his bicycle he collided with rooster
which ran in front of the wheel and
he was thrown off and received lace
rations to his face and body, also a
sprained wrist. The chicken Jared
worse than Heffner. as 1t received two
broken legs and broken neck
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
ENJOYING SEA BREEzEs

Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Watson and
daughter. Miss Claire Watson, of Green
street, have Joined a party of New
York relatives for ten days stay at
Atlantic City at the cottage of Daniel
Loring, Mrs. Watsons brother.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
CHARITY BALL TONIGHT

The Hebrew Educational Institute
will hold a charity ball tonight in
Armory Hall. Second and Forster
streets. for the benefit of the insti-
tuition. on the committee of arrange
ments are Samuel, Fishman, Wolf
Freedman, Simon Krantzman, Abe
Rubin and BENJAMIN Abramson.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
GUESTS MEET MISS NELSON

Miss Angelyn Young and Mrs. Fred
erick II. Marsh entertained twelve
guests at cards yesterday at Mrs.
Marsh's home. in West State street. in
honor of Miss Christine Nelson, Of
Indiana.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
WED FORTY-EIGHT YEARS

A surprise was given Mr.. and Mrs.
Isaac Haifleigh at their home on
Wednesday evening by their children
and grandchildren in honor of their
forty-eighth wedding anniversary.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
MRS. KNEPP IN THE CITY

Mrs. A. S. Knepp, of North East,
Erie county, Pa, arrived in Harris
burg this morning for a ten-day visit
with her father, George Goodfellow,
335 PETER street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
MRS. sTAUFFER's GUESTS

Mrs. c. B. Parson. of Lebanon. Miss
II. T.. Schum. of Altoona, and Mrs. ].
c. Nissley and son. of Oak Park Col
ony. returned to their homes after q
visit with Mrs. S. G.. Stauffer at Pax
tang.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
OCCUPY sTINE RESIDENCE

Colonel and Mrs. Samuel ID. Foster
have returned from a Southern honey
moon trip and will temporarily occupy
the residence of DIR. and Mrs. Henry
M. Slime, 21 South Front street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26

Miss Martha Fox, of 1907 Swatara
street, will spend the week end in
Philadelphia and New York.
Mrs. j. Austin Brandt, of North
Front street. is home after little trip
to Philadelphia.
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel f. Dunkle are
on pleasure trip to New York. Mrs.
Dunkle will spend next week with her
daughter Miss Isobel Dunkle, at
Poughkeepsie.
Miss Christine Nelson leaves early
next week for her new home at Little
Rock, Ark, after visiting Mrs, Fred
erick H. Marsh in this city.
Mrs. L. C. C. Clemson. of 2152 North
Sixth street. and Mrs. Curry Jamison,
OF Baltimore, spent to-day with friends
at York.
Miss Margaret Ramsey Boas, of
Walnut street, is home from Wash
ington, ID. c., where she spent several
weeks with friends from the Bristol
School.
Miss Maud Brady and Miss Jose
phine Schwarz have been enjoying the
month of February in New York city.
Miss Mary Berghaus, of South Front
street. is visiting in Wilkes Barre.
Mrs. George Sponseller, of Martins
burg, w. Va, is visiting the Misses
Clendenin at AZ North Thirteenth
street
Miss Emily Patterson, of the Dom
aldson. is home after a brief holiday
spent with Philadelphia relatives.
Miss Mary Elizabeth Detweiler has
resumed her senior work at Vassar
College after spending the midyear
vacation at her home here.
Mrs. S. w. Guiles, of Columbia. was
a recent guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Harry
Handshaw, of Pine street.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. Clay Kennedy. of
1915 North Second street are home
after an extended stay at Hot Springs.
Mrs. Charles Wier. of Fifteenth and
Walnut streets. entertained informally
at cards yesterday afternoon.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26
Whooplng Cough Motto,

For easing the hard spells OF Cough.
ing. raising phlegm. and fastening re-
covery, Goff's Cough Syrup has no
equal. Guaranteed by Grocers and
Druggists. No opiates. rs and so cents.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26

Miss Cramp often visited relatives in
this city. Miss Bessie Zimmerman, OF
2116 North Fourth street is a cousin.
Her mother, Mrs. Julia Zimmerman,
is an aunt, Edward A. Cramp, an
uncle, lives in Fifteenth street.
81 cannot quite associate Helen
with that New York scandal. as she
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26

| Mrs. L. c. c. Clemson, of 2152 North
Sixth street. and Mrs. Curry Jamison,
of Baltimore, spent o-day with friends
| of
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-26

Miss Martha Fox, of 1907 Swatara
street, will spend the week end in
Philadelphia and New York.
Mrs. j. Austin Brandt, of North
Front street. is home after a little trip
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-26
PRICES.

PRICES. - Your readers may be
interested to learn about the prices
of necessities and luxuries, which
were obtained in the early days of
Chicago, between the years 1855 and
1860, as compared with present con-
ditions and values.
A man could rent a two-story frame
house of seven or eight rooms, for
from So to $40 per month. Eggs cost
about or cents per dozen, pota-
toes, 15c a peck; rib beef, sc pound;
pork, &c a pound; soft coal, $3.50 a
ton, and hard coal SIS ton.
A block of II lots and II houses
between State and Clark SITS. sold for
$4,000 in 1857. Good whiskey cost
Is cents a gallon, Chicago's Oldest
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-26
WANTS BASEBALL STANDINGS.

i am a constant reader of The Day
Book and appreciate the kind of
paper you are trying to publish,
therefore 1 am writing you for the
second time in regard to the printing
of the standing of the three major
league teams.
If you don't care to print it, 1 would
like to know how you think person.
is going to know how the ball clubs
stand in the Pennant race, A fellQWo
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-26


stuff, and cross your heart again and
admit the truth that if Miss Murphy's
name was as before stated and Mich
ael ]. Collins made the motion to GUST
her he would be burned up" by Loeb
and Loeb's people as bigot.
The papers would roast him, the
holler would go out that the Loebs
were prosecuted, when, in fact, they
get the cream of the earth" And
good luck to them But l warn them
that other people and other races are
entitled to as much consideration
as Loeb's people, and if they don't get
it it's because they are damn fools.
Because they don't "stick" and fight
for their rights and demand fair play.
You can hang and damn a million
Americans and fire" a million Miss
Murphys and not word is said by
the papers or the public.
Try to hang or fire" one little ia
cob Loeb and Rosenwald opens his
pursestrings and newspapers, re-
formers and preachers of all kinds
and colors howl night and day until
Jake is saved from the rope-and
even gets his job back. You Muir
phys, Cochrans, Washingtons and
incolns better wake up. Pull the
cobwebs out of your "blinkers" or
you'll find yourself owned, controlled
and out Of jobs very soon.-M. J. CAL
Iery.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-26

SEX.-Sex doesn't indicate paraI-
lelism, so that just because we speak
of a woman as pure doesn't say that
purity, innocence and personal integ-
rity in a man is anything to blow
about.
In a woman these are everything
just because she's a woman. There
are qualities conplemental to these
in a man.
Accordingly, the complement of
purity in him should mean possession
of provocative power to the normal
extent. If he hasn't got this, then
he's physically below par - that is,
not pure enough. Innocence and
personal integrity in him should
therefore mean possession of enough
judgment to keep away from befoul-
ing acts and influences.
In exercising this judgment a man
can still remain fairly normal.
- Sexualy, woman is different; NOR
ally about as weak as man. The av-
erage man is no more to blame in any
case than the average woman. 1t
hardly matter how ignorant a womI
an is, her intuition can sense the
future danger of an act as well, if not
better, than the man with all of his
logic.
Persons who boiler for the single
standard of morals and in the same
breath plug for a scatteration of the
district" don't know the fundamen-
tails of what they're talking about
j. J.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-06-26

druggist, who requests that his name
be withheld, gave the writer this in
formation Weller, 1908 N. Keller.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-12-31
CONFESSIONS OF A WIFE



cause we women. have so many
heartaches that nature has endowed
us with the power to smile when our
tears are at the edge of our eyelds,
and stimulate joyousness when our
hearts seem breaking.
After we left the church at Mollie's
wedding, and had gone back to the
hotel where the reception was to be
held, Dick got hold of me and said,
For Gods sake, Margie, let's go
home, can't stand this
81 can" l answered with laugh
that even made me shudder little
81 not only can stand it, but l can
dance it - watch me for the next
hour or two. Besides, Dick, if what
the dear laundering poets say be true
your home and mine are not in the
same places. We can't go together"
What's Dick looking like deaths !
head at feast for?" asked Jim Edie,
who had just come up to dance with
me.
81 was just explaining to him that |
home was where the heart is"
and your home is here?" inter
rupted Jim with rising infection.
Eyes, my heart seems to be in my |
toes tonight as l listen to that music,
Jim. Come on, old friend, let's give. ]
them an exhibition of terpsichorean
art that will make them sit up and |
take notice
'Have you suddenly gone mad,
Margie?" asked Dick in an under
tone
Eyes, think l have" 1 answered,
Eat least 1 am going to try to be |
mad as you call it, just for tonight"
"Then dance with. me" he pleaded.
Pardon me, Dick, you and l don't |
dance to the same measure any
more. Even you must acknowledge |
that we have grown out of step"
Poor old Dick never did know
how to Dance" said Jim, who had ev-