The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-08-04
WHAT BRIDEGROOMs
 DO NOT LIKE
If [ could have my dearest wish full filled 1 ! And take my choice of all earth's treasures, too And ask from Heaven whatsoe'er I willed-
 I'd ask for you
I'd ask for you"

The honeymoon. how and where it shall be passed; is most always try ing time toNa man.
 He depends in most every instance upon his brides wishes as to where she wants to go, what she prefers to do, in their allotted journey. He doesn't have the heart to refuse any. whim of hers, having pondered long and earnestly, when alone. how he would step up and tell her: My dear little wife, everything, as far as is in my power, shall be to your liking. Do not hesitate to call upon me if you need anything. Or, you can open an account at the department shops
 The sweet creature he has welded smiles as she appreciates his mdul- genee and starts to take the reigns in her own hands. Looking about her, their first pleasant walk, arna-1n-aF as he showed no inclination to look ar the tempting coufectfonerss she stops suddenly, at a, cool, refreshing soda fouHta1n place, where there are frozen dainty fruits.
 He sfuEFornEy ha1ts. Anybody. even a newIy-znarf1ed man, would not turn away from bar, especially where there, were only sweets for the sweets They maf.h in, and he, for the fortfeth time notes that every eye is riveted on her as he looks first over one ahoul-
 der then over the other. Shes a bride,'' he hears commented as they view her newly-m4de garments, her crfnp1ed hair and sixteen buttoned gloves, while she cafessed one of her hands for fear she might have missed putting on her wedding rings in her hurry to start of.
 The bridegroom's face bore an ex- preston of annoyance. This was fol- lowed by a proud air of possession her sweet smile s1fbdues his irrita- ti0n and he looks benign1y, first at her, then at the seductive mass of ice sereaTl soda water, pineapple syrup, which she sips IeisNre4y. The con gIOuzeFation he contrasts with a dose of castor oil
 My little treats are cheap, but good '' she insisted And when on ahe sidewak she looks back and asks if he will be sure and not forget the number of the p1ace-sha wants to bring her sftsera there before their Iunch--'In the nanes of everything decent, you'll make yourself sick he Eretorts, not remembering the waru- ing that everybody singled them out and he had made the determination, as we'll as cautioned her, that these were the times when they should speak low.
 These little happsnings, and dozens IilkB them, were soon out of his mind. It was 9 trying moment in the life of tho bridegroom, when he must talk seriously for the first time with his bride. concerning their future living expenses No matter what his liking wasA he must bv0ach the subject of EeeonOuy and denY her as IittIe as pos- sihIG Of all things he would not be stingy with her. He lowed her tod dearly f0r. that He had no dread of the future if wifey would not have at her tongues end tT1e everlasting sting ing remark of how rich a. man Miss
 So-and-SS wedded, the horses, tha
 turuGuts which were a vadf5inex srffe
 of some chum of hers Good lands
 deliver us from suda mercenary wed- lock!" would be his snappfsh reply
 Until his happiness was broken up in that way he would fold her to his be- som in joy and peace