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Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
To PLAY Picked Portraits.

Each player is given a sheet of pa
per and pencil Each draws a head
of man or beast, making 1t as funny
as he can. He then folds 1t backward,
leaving in sight only two lines that
show where the neck is. The paper
is then passed to his right-hand neigh
Dor, who draws a body and arms. and
passes it on, leaving in sight only
an indication of where the legs are to
go. The third person who gets it
draws the legs and feet, and the last
one who gets it writes a name. 1t is
then unfolded and passed around for
everyone to laugh at
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Quarantine 10 Lifted.

The whole of Jefferson county is
freed from quarantine for foot and
mouth disease by an order effective
July 10. This order leaves a portion
OF Berkeley county the only territory
in the state still subject to Federal
regulations on account of the foot and
mouth disease In Berkeley county,
territory within five miles OF Martins
burg or OF an infected farm at North
Mountain remains in the restricted
area. The regulations in the restrict
ed area, however, are much less strin-
gent than in any of the other classif-
cations into which the Guaranteed
areas throughout the country have
been divided.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Not Acquainted With Adam

In his interesting book of memo
ries, Sixty years In the Wilderness.
Sir Henry Lucy has an amusing story
about Sir Francis Burnard Sir Henry
and Sir Francis were talking togeth-
er at big public function when very
i-1portantlooking guest. arrayed In
a brilliant uniform. came up and effu-
sively shook hands with Burnand. who
appeared surprised at the act.
Il see you don't know me from
ADAM" said the stranger
My dear sir" answered Burnand
gravely, II didn't know Adam"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
One They AnnreoIa,ed

That last thing you sent in was
good. said the editor; we all en-.
joyed reading it very much"
We'll. in that case said the youth
full poet, Il take back what said in
the letter ! wrote to you yesterday
about my determination never to send
you any OF my work again
The editor slowly shook his head.
Don't do that" he murmured; why.
that letter, is what ] referred toll
Stray Stories.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Gain In Population.

Charleston's population, according
to statistics obtained from the federal
government, was 2S,S22 on July l.
That is an increase of 234 since April
Is OF this year, and an increase OF
1926 since April Is, 1910. The in.
crease of population In Charleston is
not due to the taking in of suburbs
It is said, but is a natural and steady
growth. The suburbs not included in
the figures credited to the city have
grown commensurately, and the in.
crease in population continues stead
fly. The population of West Virginia
July 1 was 1,359.475, an increase OF
1885 since April Is. 1910, accord
ing to the estimate.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
An Eoo Trick

Hold a raw egg on end and spin ii
on plate or other smooth surface.
Quickly place the hand upon it for an
instant, stopping the motion momen-
tariG. When the hand is removed the
egg will resume its spinning This is
because the liquid contents in the shell
continued to whirI rapidly when your
hand stopped the shell, and il it is
quickly released the whirling contents
viii again set the shell to spinning
The American Boy.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Borrowed Emery.

The wedding party was moving
down the aisle. and as the bride passed
woman friend sitting with her hus
band whispered: She's wearing a
veil loaned by her grandmother Isn't
1t a beauty?"
1T certainly is" replied her hus-
band, but just look at the white
waistcoat the Bridegroom is wearing
He borrowed that from me"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
West Virginia Day at Expo.

A sycamore tree from West Virginia
was planted at the Panama-Pacific ex-
position as part of ceremonies cele-
brating West Virginia day" On the
program was a drill by the patrol team
OF the Benz Kedim Temple of the Mys-
tic Shrine from Charleston, w. Va,
and addresses by Vernon E. Johnson.
speaker of the house of delegates Of
West Virginia, representing Gov. Hat
field
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Tn. lns.ice of the peace.

The Justice of the peace has away >
been the target of criticism ana mn III -.
This very hour, perhaps, feiiow "a y,
yer is standing in the back OF a ~, "a. a,
store regarding his honor WIN
thoughts that his tongue dares not Ut,
ter. Lord Cowper scored the Inensa
Justice. and pronounced him a m .,,
sometimes illiterate and frequently
bigoted and prejudiced.' we nav nav
beard of the justice who, when asa .,e
70 charge the jury, replied: Gentle.
men. this has been a long ana 'eu'o1-
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
ADD GREATLY TO MERRIMEnT
Little Folks May Be Entertained by
Joke, Games and Catches" on
Any Festive Occasion.

On festive occasion when little
folks are gathered together. jokes and
catches" always add greatly to the
merriment. and the more jokes and
catches and games we know. the
better we can entertain them.
We give here sketche illustrating
some harmless jokes. games. and
catches" that will lead to a good
deal of amusement and. If not new to
all. will be new to good many of the
little folks.
For the .irst joke. you hold up one
finger in the manner shown in Fig. l.
and waggle it backwards and forwards
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Crop Conditions Good.
Howard E. WILLIAMS. state commits

Howard E. Williams, state commIs-
sioner of agriculture, has just re-
turned from an automobile Trip
through the eastern and New Eng
land States, declared by him TO have
been the first vacation and real pleas
ure trip he has ever taken in his lie.
The tour took Mr. and Mrs. Williams
through the states OF Pennsylvania
New Jersey, New York, Massachu-
sets. Connecticut and Eastern west
Virginia, closing at Romney, wnere
Mr.. Williams attended the State HOT
ticultural Society meeting.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27

Papa" said little boy in Nacag-
doches, Tex, Il want goat
why, son, you can't have a goat,
he'd hook you"
Well, daddy, then I'd cut his horns
off,"
''Nothin' doin, son, he'd butt you"
Jaw, daddy, then Id cut his buttons
off. Please get me goat"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Corporations Surrender.

The report OF Secretary OF State
Stuart F. Reed for the month OF June,
Just fled in the once OF the state
auditor, shows that the number OF
corporations Withdrawing from the
state, surrendering their charters or
dissolving cdring the month OF June,
reached 102. while in addition, 76 de-
creased their authorized capital stock.
AS an Offset A resident corporations
we're chartered. Z nonresident, and
six increased their authorized capital
Four foreign corporations were au-
thorized to do business in this state.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
West Virginia Gas In tho East.


According to the dope from the
financial centers, West Virginia nat
ural gas will be piped through to Bal
tmore and Washington. It was re-
Gently announced that the United
States Fuel Supply Company, which
was purchased by the Columbia Gas
and Electric Company a short time
ago, would soon commence to build
pipelines from Charleston, W. Va, to
Washington and Baltimore, supplying
those cities with natural gas from its
West Virginia wells. The furnishing
OF the two eastern cities with natural
gas Is in line with the policy an
nounced by officials OF the purchased
company, who told of the enormous
holdings Of the United States in West
Virginia and Kentucky and possible
extensions.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
FORGOT the Day.

your hands and face are awfully
dirty, Tommie!"
Yes, mamma"
when did you wash them last,
Gear?"
81 forget, mamma, what day it was
we had company"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
License Tax Unchanged.

An opinion by A. A. Lilly, attorney
general in reply to ]. S Darst, state
auditor. holds that the reduction of the
authorized capital stock Of corpora
tons doing business under the laws of
West Virginia, do not justify CORE
spending reductions in the license tax
charged
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
COUNTY SCHOOLS
SHARE IN FUNDS
STATE SUPERINTENDENT SHAW.
KEY APPoRTloNs GENERAL
SCHOOL FUND OF ss44ot7.
suPERIxTENDENTs ARE PAID
County Officials TO Distribute Amounts
Te Various MaoIsteriaI Dlstrlets-
Fifty-Flve Counties Share,

Especial Charleston Correspondents.
Charleston, w. va.-The part
OF the general school fund of the
state due the various counties.
consisting Of s544.017.17, was appor.
toned by M. P. Shawkey, state super.
intendent Of schools, to the IS county
superintendent The per capita basis
OF the distribution was $1,327 on the
enumeration Of the school children of
the state between the ages of six and
twenty-one years. The total enumer-
alton this year Is 40e, 1853. Kanawha
county win benefit by larger sum in
the apportionment than any other
county in the state. The county re-
ceiving the smallest apportionment
was Peasants. which has an enumera-
ton OF only 1858 school children, re-
ceiving aid In the amount OF 1870.
Putnam county, having an enumera-
ton Of 6,305, received $8,36s; Fayette
county, having an enumeration OF 49,
bSS. received s22,0l4; Clay county,
with an enumeration OF 3,s43. received
$500; Raleigh county, with an enum-
Grafton OF 1878, received $13.242, and
Logan county, with an enumeration Of
$3.50, received $9,151. These amounts
OF money are sent to the county su-
perintendents, who in turn distribute
them to the various magisterial dis
tricts on the same per capita basis.
The district boards OF education must
know what the state apportionment is
going to be by the second Tuesday In
August, when they meet to pay the an
nual school levy. The total state gen
eral school fund was $3.50, 900, but from
that subtraction was made of a sufi-
cient fund to pay the salaries of the
county superintendent, the expenses
OF the state department of schools and
$4,000 which was held back for spe-
cial aid to districts which are unable
TO maintain full terms of school for
the minimum period OF six months.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Not Much.

4. tb.t Googan in there pitching
H. home team inquired the be-
i t,D who arrived just after the
H. had made seven runs in one
FSsfs Googan in the pitchers
admitted his ueighbor, but l
H. noticed that he's been doing
.ptching.'
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Lesson In Ethics.

ooh, mother" cried Edith, Il found
a little flea on kitty, and caught it"
What did you do with it?" asked
her mother.
why, put it ba k on kitty again,
of course. 1t was her flea "-Lippin-
colts.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27

,..;ssd me TO try Lyula =. am
s TT,t.sotable Compound and / got q
'1 7 stsIt better the next month so
4, T. .,rse more bottles of it and got
D ui ! conld work all the time. |
50 'u conan who suffers like ] did
eveIy ydiS E. Pinkham's Vegetable
IT,, t:rn n Mrs. F. W. IANsENG, Box
Aiyu, Wash.
vill women continue to suffer day
Eid s out or drag out q sickly, half
y y Ss ayi,tence, missing three-fourths
\ II; 10y Of living, when they can flnd
n n Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
bound?
1 .,;-+v wears It has been the stand
. ni !, for female ills, and has re-
4 = .bs health Of thousands of women
40 been troubled with such all
"a displscements, Inflammation,
Elan = tumors, Irregularities, etc.
, nm want special advice write to
!! + Pinkbam Medicine Co. Conf
tS.L Tvnn, Mass. Your letter will
raared. read and answered by a
IT, and held in strict confidence.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
.Iltn.x BUS Stops Service.

The conflict that has waged BE-
tween the Charleston lnterurban
Railway Co. and the jitney bus own
ers appeared before the public service
commission when the railway com
nany asked TO be allowed to suspend
service on two OF it's branches, one
an interurban, giving as its reason
competition by the buses. Later the
iitney owners went before the com
mission and formally denied that the
commission had power TO regulate
their affairs, saying they were subject
10 regulation by the local authorities.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27

The monthly report Of Secretary
OF State Stuart F. Reed, fled in the
state Auditors ONCE, shows that 1o1
corporations operating In West vir-
Sinia dissolved and surrendered their
Charters during the month OF Juas,
and In addition rs corporations Do
creased the amount of their capital
stock. To offset the loss occasion cd
by the withdrawal of the corporations,
81 charters were issued to resident
and nonresident corporations and six
concerns increased the capital stock.
The new corporation laws increasing
the annual license taxes paid by cor
porations are generally held to be re-
sponsible for the unusually large mum.
Der OF dissolutions. The receipts OF
the ONCE Of the Secretary Of State
for June we're $5,6747S, Of which
$2,613 was from corporations and
$1,66S.2S from fees.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Harmony.

I'm going TO select new uniforms
for my baseball team" said the mana
ger. Can you suggest anything
"Hov about caps OF green billiard
cloth to match their ivory domes?"
said the disguised rooter
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Farmers viii Meet.

A conference OF the farmers insti-
tute workers of West Virginia has
been held at the state university at
Morgantown. B. B. Ezell agricultural
agent for the southern district OF this
state. who makes his headquarters in
Charleston, and T. Y. McGoveran, field
agent of the Kanawha county farm bu
reau. attended the conference and
made interesting talks TO the farmers
present.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27

Have ordered Aien Foot-Esse. the sntisep,ie
powder for use among the oonvsleseent trcops
bath, Aliens Fooi-Ess gives refreshing rest and
comfort and prevents the feet getting tired Of
foot sore. Try il TODAY. Dcnt ACCEPT any sub
stitute. Sold Everywhere. use Fer FREE sam
pie. address Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy, N. Y.-Adv
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Her Ambition.

What is your ambition?"
We'll. don't know Just how 70
say II, but think I'd like 20 know the
sensation OF being in danger OF being
married for my money - Detroit Free
Press.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Her RedeemIno Point.

wills wife is such a trifilng sort
OF woman. She never puts anything
through"
"Oh, yes, she does. She puts her
hand through Wits pockets all night"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
,.,h.n Eatsum Dances.

$50 Fatsum trips the light fantas-
tic, eh?" -. aoa, and
.,at he does is fantastic enough, but
shouldn't describe his performance
as light
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
To Help Fruit Growers.


With the idea of assisting the fruit
growers of the state in finding profit
able markets for their crops, Com
missioner Howard E. Williams, of the
Department Of Agriculture. has tenn
porarily established bureau OF mar
kets in connection with the depart
ment and has secured the services of
Colonel Carlton c. Pierce, of King
wood, a member of the house OF
delegates and largely interested in
growing both peaches and apples, to
take charge of the bureau. Two OF
the immediate objects Of the bureau
will be to secure reductions in freight
rates on peaches to southern markets
and the adoption of a uniform method
OF packing.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
ONT Of Data

Visitor (from abroad)-I understand
you have a new baby at your home,
Aimee; how about 1t?
Little Aimee-Oh, he isn't SO new.
He's last years mode.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Constant To One

"Old Mr. Gudger ,oves his little
joke"
so he does. ] often wish he would
learn to love some other little joke"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
lender SENSITIVE SKINS
bly, soothsd by cuticura. Moth
i1p Better Trial Free.

Specially when preceded by a hot
4 with Cuucura Soap Many COM
Eng things these fragrant super
by emollients may do for the
i scalp. hair and hands and do it
bly, effectively and economically.
for the toilet, bath and nursery.
Ample each free by mail with Book.
tess postcard Cuticura, Dept. KY,
( On Sold eyerywhere.-Adv.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Fair Directors Meet.

A meeting of the directors OF the
West Virginia Fair Association was
held at Parkersburg, at which num-
her of matters with regard to the fair
were taken up. An effort is to be
made to have Gov. H. D. Hatfield here
on the opening day OF the fair. The
association has a very good reason
to believe that the governor VIII De
here to review the state troops on
that day. which will be the day be-
fore the closing of the state encamp-
ment of the West Virginia National
Guard
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Paw knew the Ans,ner

Little Lemuel-Say. paw. when a
man fails in business. what is meant
by his liabilities?
Paw-The sum for which his credi-
tors get left. my son.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
sul,lnn the rsmnsraturs.

she has such nice July manners. I"
What might they be-"
They're so cool"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Imnortant 10 Mothara


They say the European war will
end in the fall.
Yes; but whose iall2"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27

trial for me; I'll have to charge you
5o cents apiece" A certain dissatfs-
fed advocate, so we are told, moved
70 strike out part of the evidence.
Tho motion being put to the specta-
80 wos carried.-Case and Comment.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27

~ -
backsche, an d h ad
headache a good
deal of the time and
very little appetite.
The pains were so
bad that / used to
sit right down on the
floor and cry, be-
cause it hurt me 50
and / could not do
any work at those
times. An old wo-
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
Sunday Eishernr q,

Little boy. don't you know this is
the day of rest?"
We amt tired, mister Life.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27

lccess comes to those who make
heir minds TO do a thing-then
knSv
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
The Wrona Thine

Il can give you few wrinkles
about keeping young"
That's where wrinkles won't do"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
SIS Pair of SIsGEy Free

To introduce our line quickly. we offer to
One Lady in Each Town pair of beau
tful Ecru Msrquisette Window Curtains,
absolutely free. Write at once for full par
ticulars to THE HAGER COMP ANY,
PREMIUM DEPT, SOUTH BEND. IND.
Cut this Quit may not appear again.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
SUCH PAIN
WOMAN CRIED
|. ,FvervthingUntil Re-
felsu - Health by Lydia
+ p pp;nkham's Vegeta-
he Compound.

Pr ';ns every vel month with bearing ring
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-07-27
, v .IIFLYKHIEp
| 0R0RSY rasnl

h ~ usually 6 yes quick
nDSto IS 5ay sa''. often gives entire ysliei N
bM THOMAS ? Iyisl treatment sent F FRI y
s0a'. Boa L. Chstsworit ~ e.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-07-13

where . policy Of "watchful waiting
appears to have been adopted.
Senator Weeks Is strong with the
banking and business interests thruout
the country. and 1t is conceded he will
get the solid support OF the New
England states.
Senator Burton may have trouble in
getting his own state. Ohio. The sem
timent there seems to be divided
among Burton. Governor Willis, Sena-
tor Harding and Myron L. Herrick,
former governor and ambassador to
France.
Mr.. Burton is strong In West Vir-
ginia and has following in New York.
Senator William Alden Smith will get
an instructed delegation from Michi-
gan. but 1t does not appear from the
canvass that he is making any head
way outside the state. Failing to land
Senator Smith. the state would turn
willingly to Senator Burton.
Former Vice President Fairbanks will
get the vote OF Indiana and probably
a complimentary vote from Kentucky.
in which state he is very popular, but
in other states where ne was a favorite
a few years ago. such as Missouri,
Ohio and Michigan. his candidacy is not
progressing favorably.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-07-13
Republicans Who Respond Seem to
Favor Conservatism.

Republicans Who Respond Seem to
Favor Conservatism.
washington, July IA canvass Of
republican sentiment thruout the coun-
try. recently completed, shows that re-
publican state leaders are agreed the
1916 presidential candidate should be
conservative.
The surprising feature Of the canvass
is that this sentiment seems to be
strong especially in those states where
the progressives have been most active
during recent years. Republican fac
lions appear to be getting together,
with old-line republican leaders taking
charge.
In the progressive states like Iowa.
Minnesota, Nebraska and Wisconsin
there Is q demand that the candidate
to be named shall be acceptable to pro-
eressives, and incidental to this demand
Is found a sentiment for Elihu Root
The first choice in the progressive
states is either Senator Borah, of idaho.
or. Senator Cummins, Of Iowa. Wiscon-
sin Is waiting on Senator LaFollette.
az It Is not known whether he will
again be q candidate. Cummins has a
strong support in this state.
Scattered thruout the country, but
confined to localities. there is support
for Representative James r. Mann and
Senator Sherman. Of Illinois. Fairbanks
Of Indiana. Senator William Alden
Smith of Michigan, P. C. Knox Of Penn
sylvania Governor Whitman of New
York, and others.
About the three leading candidates.
Elihu Root, Theodore E. Burton Of
Ohio, and Senator John w. Weeks Of
Observation-Disclosures sentiment seems to
be crystallizing, except in the south,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-07-13
ROB EGBERT's STORE.
Burglars Gain Entrance Thru Transom
and Steal $40

When thief or thieves broke into
the grocery store owned by George
Egbert. at 511 East Linn street. some
time during the night, they got $40
from the cash register.
Entrance was gained thru the
transom over the front door and they
made their escape thru the rear door.
The maurauders carried the cash
register over near a window, where
they took out six screws in order to
open the drawers. In one drawer there
were about twenty five buffalo nickels
while in another there We're four or
five Canadian quarters. Nothing was
disturbed in the stock The police
have no clue