The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-03-04
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Items That Are Not Intended to Hit
or Miss Anyone But Just to Tell You

Z when it was first uttered.
That the railroad section ere
has been very busy putting all tn
bridges along this line in safe cor
dition for the spring traffic.
That we sinners should thank goo
fortune that the legislature soon ad
journs and that we are still per
mitted to smoke our good old Miss
ouri merchaum and choo choo OF
snooze if we choose.
That naughty quill pusher sug
gests that if William Jennings Bryan
really wants to become president
he move to Mexico, where most any
one can be president for a day OF
two at least. Scat, you brute !
That the wheat market is showing
a decided drop and the fellows who
had chance to get top notch prices
and waited for an unreasonable and
unwarranted price will have to take
less, and we cannot say that we feel
bit sorry for such.
That when you see girl with
half dozen rings on her hands
promenading the streets, it is sure
indication that she does not need
one in her nose to be led hither an d
thither as desired by the ordinary
street four-fusher.
That Idaho has governor who
governs, is clearly made manifest
SO early in the game. The Jew gov
ernor stands for whatever is right
and public clamor, or popularity
seems to be secondary consider
alton with him. Bravo, Nose
That while the east and middle
st ates and the south is still graphing
with billiards and floods, we here in /
Idaho are still wondering why it is
hat we haven't been subjected to
single storm of any sort covering a
period of nearly our entire memory.
That about every lodge known to
is represented in Nez-
oerce, and if lodges are any criter-
on to go by, that a community is
growing better, the fellow who is oc-
the seat on the right side of
he throne above, had better make
eady to vacate.
That the Moscow and Pullman /
'asket ball players may be able to
make scores in box just large t
nough to pack sardines, but when
comes to SO doing in regulation '
ize hall, that is a different PROPOSE $
ion. Our boys never did lay any c
lain to sardine packing. r
That according to the dispatches
rom across the pond, the Germans
ave been getting the worst of it for
lie past several days. II will be .
lie proper thing soon to prepare to .
stem to reverses favoring the other
de. Such at least, has been the IL
STORY of the war thus far. a
That last week, citizens of Phila-
alpha raised $4,000 for the poor :
that city by observing sacrifice :,
n.y." Men went without their !.
inks and cigars, ladies eschewed :,
w hats and theatre tickets, child !,
n sacrificed their candy, families
we up meat, even the very poor =;
prived themselves of something G,
ID contributed their mites.
That Theodore Roosevelt believes Id
being prepared in case of war, CT
erefore offers the services of him cl
If and four sons upon the altar, at
his country's use. Bravo but of
me of his sons are now married, by
d have other masters, and Teddy's tn
n war record will not strike terror at
the hearts of many-not even da
nd-pat republicans, at this day wi
! age. pa
That the Lewiston commercial TO-
b is making a big noise in the sal
lpe of a protest owing to the stock ira
w appropriation being knocked ing
0 a cooked hat, also the reduction GO
about $40, 900 for the maintenance
the Normal. But it is not at all
ely that the governor can hear
wall so far away and intends to VII
ke good his promise Of retrench- er
Mt all along the line. nay