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The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-04
Louisville.

told you last week how had been looking for
something good to bring you people and how had
finally found 1t.
Well here's the story.
About three months ago when was up in Louis
willie, was talking to my and he told that he
had just heard Of a new device that called But
ter Separator.
He said he had heard 1t claimed that this Butter
Separator could produce butter from sweet sour
cream or any kind Of cream in two threee minutes
time. That the principle upon which it worked was
entirely and that the butter it produced was vast
ly superior to any butter made in "churn."
was suggested that we 90 around and see this
Butter Separator and somewhat reluctantly and full
Of disbelief, went around to see it.
1t was simple looking affair without top and
1t seemed absurd to claim that this thing could make
butter. They then brought in some ordinary cream
and sure enough in less than two minutes from the
time they started to operate the Separator there
butter. And such butter this was. 1t was made up
of thousands Of little round globules, smaller than
pea. II was dry, flaky, almost meay and had none of
that salvy greasy appearance that is characteristic
of butter made in "churn." 1t was altogether the
finest butter saw and the best butter l ever
tasted.
After had seen this Butter Separator work, az
ter had for myself the vastly superior butter 1t
produced after had been shown how this Butter Sep
arator was 20 be made the foundation of movement
that would revoluonize the entire butter making sys-
TEN now in use and enable every farmer or farmers
wife to Oct good deal money for the butter they
were making, right then knew that this was the
proposition that had been looking for.
Ihave had to wait three months before 1 could
Oct any Of these Separators but by next week will
have Of them and by the week after next, will
be ready to supply everybody.
So you watch this space again next week to
learn lot more about this wonderful New Butter Sep
arator. Any Of people who interested in MAX
ing better butter and in Getting more money for 1t,
can arrange to have Of the first demonstrations
and secure Of the first Separators, by calling me
up phone No. 1922 or writing me card or stopping
on the street and telling me when you will be
ready to have me come out to your place and make
butter for you in two three minutes time from your
own cream.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-04
November Is, 1915.

at 2 O'Clock, p. NJ, the Danvile fair
grounds. located less than a quarter Of
mile from The city limits on the Per-
ryville road. The property contains
about forty acres Of land and is joined
Immediately on the east by West DAN
vile, a new subdivision. which has now
been almost entirely built up. Streets
run up to the grounds which are sub
ject to subdivision and sale as desirable
building lots. The grounds are the
most beautiful in the state and SPLEEN
didly improved. The front section of
more than twenty acres is beautiful
woodland and would be unsurpassed
for magnificent country home. 1t is
immediately opposite the country es-
tate Of Col. Robert G.. Evans. The
improvements consist of residence,
number of large barns, an amphitheatre,
large grand stand. and outbuildings.
The place is well watered with two
wells and a cistern. Terms made
known on day of sale.
Danville Fair Association.
G. B. ROBINSON. President,
Danville, Kentucky,
Col. |. NJ. Dunn. Auctioneer.
1l-4-2t.
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
A Matter Of Distances.

Why did Homer call the Dardanelles
broad or ''boundless," although at
the point where Leander and Byron
swan it the breadth Is barely mile2
Byron's comment Is very neat: 1.-The
wrangling about the epithet, the broad
aellespont.' or the 'boundless Helles-
pOnt. whether it means one or the
other. or what it means at all. has been
beyond all possibility Of detail. have
even heard 1t disputed on the spot and.
not foreseeing speedy conclusion to
the controversy, amused myself with
swimming across 1t in the meantime
and probably may again before the
point Is settled 3" . Probably Ho-
mer had the same notion of distance
that coquette has OF time. and when
he talks OF boundless means half
mile. as the latter. by like figure.
when she says eternal attachment.
simply specifies three weeks, ,"-London
Spectator.
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
The Victoria cross.

The recipient of the Victoria cross
is "V. c." and nobody sees anything
strange In that 1t Is curious to recall
the difficulties Queen Victoria felt
upon the point when the Y. g. was IN,
stituted THE queen thinks" sne
wrote to Lord Panmure. that the per-
sons decorated with the Victoria cross
might very properly be allowed 30
bear some distinctive mark after their
name *~~ V. C. would not do. z. q
means Knight OF the Garter. O. d. a
Companion of the Bath. NJ. P. Mem.
Der of Parliament. Al. D. doctor of
medicine. ETC.. IN all cases designating
person No one could be called q
Victoria cross v. c.. moreover. means
vice chancellor at present D. v. y.
decorated with the Victoria crossl or
B. " c. 'bearer of the Victoria crossD
might do. The queen thinks the last
the best"-LOndOn Mirror.
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
The Sleepy Egyptian.

Egyptians can lie down and go 10
sleep anywhere. They look around un-
til they find particularly busy place
In the street where there is patch of
shade. wrap dusty cloth around their
faces, curl up and peacefully glide or
into dreamless Sleep In walking
along the street one has to be careful
Of every splotch of shadow that he
comes to for fear of stepping on a ma
tive's face. Even when you do step on
this usually sensitive part Of the anat-
omy they merely sit up. yawn thank
fully that you are medium sized man
and lazily turn over on the other side.
As soon as an Egyptian finds out that
person is an American his first breath
less question is. "Will there be many
Americans coming over this winterY
High and low, merchants and donkey
boys, they ask the same question, for
half of Egypt lives on the tourists, and
the greatest number of these are from
the United States. = Homer Croy in
Leslie's
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
credit.


Credit is an estimate of your capac-
fty to worry about paying your bills
which Is neld about you by a lot Of
total strangers. Credit is also a belief
neld OF your ability TO pay for some
thing long after you nave ceased to de
rive any benefit from it. Credit Is like
wise gauge OF your willingness to
deceive yourself into the belief that
you can afford to buy something be-
cause You cannot pay cash for It II
everybody paid cash there would be
no bond issue. no huge clerical forces,
no national debts, no armies or mill
tary systems. no schools such as exist
today no war. no degenerate fashions
nothing put plain. everyday living
Credit enables everybody to live fic-
titious existence. Nothing exceeds like
credit--Life.
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
Eighteenth Century T,pp,no.

Non and cOmplain-and not without
reason of the tyranny ot the tip But
consider the unhappy plight of the
eighteenth century man Here is the
angnished wall of Constant Reader"
VINO In i795 writes to the Times: "If
man who has horse puts up at an
inn. besides the usual Dill he must at
least give shilling tu the waiter, six
pence M the chambernaid six pence
TO the hostler and six pence to the Jack
boot. making together Is i'd At break
fast you must give at least sixpence
between the waiter and nostler II
the traveller only puts up to nave a re
freshmenr. besides paying for his
horses standing he must give three
pence to the hostler, at dinner sixpence
to the waiter and threepence to the
hostler. at tea sixpence between them
so that ne gives away in the day IS
3D.. which. added to the Is 3D. for the
night, makes 5 shillings per day on an
average to servants And shillings
then meant at least 10 shiIlings today
-I4ondon Express.
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
HATS MADE AT NIGHT.
Sunshine Makes the Straw For Pana-
mas Too Brittle to Work.

Sunshine Makes the Straw For Pana-
mas Too Brittle to Work.
Genuine Panama hats are made in
Ecuador to Il larger extent than in any
other country. and the process of man
ufacture is still not generally known.
The chief centers Of the hat industry
in the order of their Importance are
Monticristi and Jipijapa, in the prov
ince of Manavi: Santa Rosa and to a
limited extent in Guayaquil and Gu
enca Thousands of natives of both
sexes are employed at weaving these
hats The work is carried on from a
little after midnight to Z o'clock in the
morning. while the atmosphere is hu-
mid, for the straw becomes brittle dur
ing the day and cannot then be ham
died
After much preliminary preparation
the straw is very finely divided into
the required widths by the nail of the
little finger or thumb. A bunch of
straw is bound in the middle and plac-
ed on the center of wooden mold,
the straws arranged radially and equal
ly distant from each other in pairs.
The plating begins at the apex of the
crown and continues round and round
until the hat is finished. care being
taken that no straws are added while
the crown is being made. Other
straws. however. are added while the
brim and border are being formed. On
the degree of nicely with which the
straws are heightened depends the
beauty and durability of the hat.
Should strand be broken it can be re-
placed and so plated as not to be mo-
ticed.
The finishing touches are put on by
trimming the brim. edging the border
and neatly fastening all projecting
ends of the straws so as to be invisi-
bic. The hat is washed in clean, cold
water. coated with thin solution of
gum and polished with dry sulphur
Argonaut
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
Theodosia once Great Corn Port.

Theodosia. the Crimean port. bean
one OF the Oldest names in Europe It
was founded in the seventh century
Il. q. by the Greeks of Miletus and
became great exporter of corn. In
one year alone of the fourth century
B. q. rheodosia sent 100000 medim.
nj "a medimnns equals twelve gallons,
OF corn to Athens. How climate In.
tiuences history is illustrated by the
fact that the Crimea. which had SO
much corn to spare in antiquity. has
in OUR time had to be fed from Russia.
1T is very probable" says Mommsen,
that the extraordinary drought, which
Is the chief obstacle now to agricul.
rnre in the Crimea. has been greatly
increased by the disappearance of the
forests of central and southern Res.
STA, which formerly to some extent pro-
tected the coast provinces from the
parching northeast wind"
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
The Trouble With Golf.

Queen Victoria once induced Count
Shuvalov, the Russian ambassador, to
try a game of golf at Balmoral. The
Russian did try, but after innumerable
misses he turned round to one of the
bystanders and said:
Zach, monsieur, it would be a very
nice game if the ball was ten times
larger. Now let us go home"
But what he said in Russian to him.
self is not recorded.
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
II Really Does Relieve Rheumatism

Everybody who is afflicted with
Rheumatism in any form should by
all means keep bottle of Sloan's
Liniment on hand The minute
you feel pain or soreness in a joint
or muscle, bathe it with Sloan's
Liniment Do not rub it. Sloan's
penetrates almost Immediately
right to the seat of pain. relieving
the hot, tender, swollen feeling and
making the part easy and comfort
able Get hottie of SlOan's Lini
ment for % cents of any druggist
and have it in the house-against
Colds, Sore and Swollen Joints,
Lumbago. Sc;atica and like all
mentS. Your money back if not
satisfied, but it does give almost
instant relif. Buy a bottle to. day
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
Stop That Couah-Now.

When you catch Cold. or begin
to Cough, the first thing TO do is
to take DIR. Bells Pine, Tar Honey.
1t penetrates the Innings of the
Throat aud Lungs and fights the
Germs of the Disease, giving quick
relief and natural healing. "Our
whole family depend on Pine Tar
Honey for Coughs and Colds. -
writes Mr.. E. Williams, Hamilton,
Ohio. 1t always helps, 25c at
your Druggist.
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
BAYONET CHARGES.
Hand to Hand Conflicts Are Rare Upon
the Field OF Battle.

Hand to Hand Conflicts Are Rare Upon
the Field OF Battle.
In talk about military methods in
warfare General Stephen M. Weld, in
discussing stories of bayonet charges,
said:
II do not know of single case In
our war where bayonets were actually
crossed. I heard of one or two. but
never happened to see one.
''In the numerous charges made by
our corps iD the wilderness campaign
the only one we ever made successful
ly was on the 18th of June. One divi-
sion bad already charged and been re-
pulsed Our division was then ordered
to make charge across plain some
200 yards wide. Colonel Gould had
command of the division, which placed
the brigade in my hands
Before charging the men were or
dered to remove the caps from their
guns and when they did charge were
told to leg it like blazes. which they
did. In almost no time we were over
the 200 yards. subjected to storm Of
shell and canister and only one vol
ley from the infantry In the enemy's
trenches. One-half of the men In our
regiment were lost In this charge.
Here was case where you would
suppose we might have crossed bayo-
nets On the contrary. the Confeder-
ates fed, the same as we would have
done had we been attacked. We cap
tured their knapsacks and everything
they had in the trenches just as they
were" re."-Exchange
The midland journal., 1915-02-12

Sir Augustus Harris once settled the
pitch question in his own offhand fash
ion. filInous prima donna of his
opera company came to him complain
Ing that the piano used for vocal re-
hearsaIs was too nigh and asking that
1t might be covered
Certainly" replied Druriolanus, With
bow Here Forsyth, have couple
Of inches sawed of the legs OF this
piano =
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
Recognized Advantages.

You will find that Cham mberlain's Cough
Remedy has recognized advantages over
most medicines IN use for coughs and
colds. 1t does not suppress cough hnt
loosens and relieves it. 1t aids expectora
tion and opens the secr-,ions, which en-
ahles The sv@tem to throw of cold. II
counteracts any tendency eff a cold 10
result in pneu.nonia. l, contains NO
opium or other narcotic. and NAV hf
given to child as confidently as 10 an
adult For sale bv Eli T. REYNOLDS,
Druggist
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
Felt safe.

On Jimmie's birthday his mother
gave him knife. A little friend told
him that he ought to give his mother
penny. so that it would not cut their
friendship. whereupon Jimmie replied,
1T won't cut anything else, so / guess
it won't cut our friendship. p."-Delin-
Gator
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
'The Best Laxative / Know OF .

II have sold Chamberlain's Tablets for
several years. People who have used
them win take nothing else can rec
ommend them to my customers as the
Fesi Laxative and cure for constipation
that know Of" writes Frank S,rouse,
Fruitland, Iowa. For sale by Eli 7. Rey-
nolds, Druggist.
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
How to Prevent BILIOUS Attacks.

Coming events cast their shadows
before" This is especially true of billions
attacks. Your appetite will fail. you will
feel dull and languid. If you are sub.
ject to bilious attack take three of Ch N
berlain's Tablets as loon as these symp
toms-appear and the attack NAV be ward
ed off. For sale by Eli T. Reynolds,
Druggist
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
The Buffalo.

The hump of the buffalo is not a
mass OF fat as some people suppose.
but is formed by neural spines in
length fully double those of domestic
cattle and by the huge muscles which
lie alongside aud ill up the angle be-
tween these neural spines and the ribs.
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
a Test Ouestion.

NewedI tell you. old chap, I'm an
other man since I was married Sin
gleton- So: Does your wife love you
as mnch as the man she married.
Exchange
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
fine Combination.

"She spoke in fiattering way of you
the other day"
did she: That was nice What did
she say?
''She, said II she mad your assurance
with her brains she'd run for presi.
dent."-Cleveland Plain Dealer
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
The Way of II.

1.-THE doctors who attended me after
my automobile accident told me was
full of grit
! understand they removed a
GREAT deal of the road you were hold
Nng in your teeth Baltimore Ameri-
tan.
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
Rubbing II In.

The Wife | recall our courtship
days, those blissful days. The Brute
When was in hlissful daze!-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
The midland journal., 1915-02-12

Employ thy time well If thou mean.
,Rst to gain leisure and, since thou art
bf sure of minute. throw not away
Ah hour Franklin.
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
Evidence.

He-Didn't 1t ever occur to you that
vas in love with you? She Certain
4y. Haven't you ever noticed me
laughing to myself? Philadelphia
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
Different Now.

IN the sixteenth century it was Gus
tomary in Germany to get mp at s
O'Clock. dine at 10. sup at and go to
bed at g.
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
Both Heard.

Chnton Did you get in without your
wife hearing yOn last night: Club
Leigh No: nor without my hearing nel
either. Boston Transcript
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
NOTICE

Blythe ORPHANS Court Eoa Oxon oouxzr.I
January I. 1894.
ORDERED, That all Administrators. E1
ecutors and Guardians that have not statao
an account within year. come forward apd
do the same, or show cause TO the contrary.
or they will be cited up. =
Test: THoS. 3. MILLER, Reglasu.
The midland journal., 1915-02-12

Work as they work who are ambi-
tious. Hindn Saying
The midland journal., 1915-02-12
Wanted.

oorrespondence with persons who have the
Christian Herald Youths Oompanion. Union
signal and other good literature. which they
would ike to send to some mission field. Send no
PAPER MISSION, Woodward, Okla.
The midland journal., 1915-02-12

The Twicr-a-Week American isTpublished in
two issues, Tuesday and Friday mornings, with
the news,of the week in compact shape. 1t also
contains interesting special correspondence, en-
tertaining romances, good poetry, local matters
of general interest and fresh miscellany fsuitable
for the home circle. A carefully edited Agricul-
tural Department and full and reliable Financial
and Market Reports are.special features.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-11-22
P|lMPLY? WELL, DON'T Be!
People Notice Il. Drive Them
Off'With DR.. Edwards
Olive Tablets

A plmply face viii not ernbarrnss you
Edwards Olive Tablets. The skin should
begin to clear after you have taken the
tablets a few nights.
Cleanse the blood, the bowels and the
liver with Olive Tablets.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets are the sue
cessful substitute for calomel-there's
never any sickness or pain after taking
them. c ~, n. y q
DR.. Edwards. Olive Tablets do TINT
which calomel does, and Just as effective
". but their action e gcntle and safe Inc
stead OF severe and irritating.
No one who tnkes Olive Tablets Is ever
cursed with g dark brown taste; :" bad
constipation, torpid Liver. bad disposition
Dr. Edwards' olive Tablets are q purely
vegetable compound mixed with olive oil |:
you will know them by their olive color.
DIR. Edwards spent years among pa-
TENTS afnicteds with liver and bowel CONE
plaints. and Olive Tablets arc the Immense
". effective result s n n
Take one OF two. nightly for week
see how much better you feel ar A look.
loo and s5cper box. All drugBistt In
The Olive Tablet Ccuipa %, Columbus, q.
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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-11-22

The people residing in Clarksburg
trade territory are interested and it:
isupt to the local business mento show
them that better bargains and better
service are givenrig light here in Clarks-
burg than can possibly be given by
foreign concerns. .s.g
The fifth Buy in Clark sburgp sec
ton. fthe Telegram will be published
Tuesday, November 90 g in order to-
ais7e all4ne rchants the opp rtunity to
cashin Thank sgiiviings business.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-11-22
Bad Cough !? Feverish? 2
grippy

edy. Dr.. Kings New Discovery
contains the ingredients which fight
cold germs, which soothe your cough,
healing the irritated and inaamed
mucous membranes. Just as soon as
you start taking DR.. Kings New
Discovery your recovery is assured.
Without assistance your weakened
system tries in vain to throw off
these cold germs. Your system cries
for help and Dr.. Kings New Dis
covery is just the remedy needed,
Get a bottle to-day. Take at once.
You will feel much better tomorrow.
All druggists.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-11-22

be made With authority
It 10 regarded as q sforegcne con-
clusion that the BIN win pass. ana
the probable successor Of the stricsk
supreme court Justice Is already
being discussed here. In that cou-
nection, the name Of solicitor Cen
eral John w. Davis, Of West Viz
iginia, is among the first to be mem
TONED. Mr.. Davis has always been
discussed of late whenever the topic
arose Of the possibility of another va
scancy on the bench Of the highest
court. &
There are reasons 70 rthis which are
about as wen known now In West
Virginia as they are in Washington.
President Wilson and Solicitor Ger
5eral Davis are very close friends.
and the president. 1t Isl known, has
a very high opinion of the the legal
talents and accomplishments Of the
West virginian. 1t has been a set
tied conviction In official circles In
the capital that Solicitor General
Davis was destined to receive higher
,honors should the opportunity to
confer them be presented to the pres
ident. It has been talked
for some time whenever there
were. rumors of a change in
the cabinet, that Mr.. Davis would
be likely to be offered a portfolio,
and his name has always been mem
toned every time the probability Of
a vacancy occurring in the supreme
court has been discussed. The West
virginian occupies posi- ton Of high
favor In the Wilson administration,
q fact that is so apparent that 1t
doesn't require argument to bolster
1t up. 81
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-11-22
WELLs-HAYNIAKER CO.,
Clarksburg. w. Va.
q all party t; and state dim

solution Of all party and state diff
lculties. 4
Next to the overwhelming vote
Judge Robinson will get in the pri-
mary will be that which go to Coi-
Tom Fleming. Of Fairmont, who
seems ah certain as anything to re-
iceiye the nomination for Congress
and to carry the First district back
into the Republican fold with hip
and hooray Mr.. Fleming's can
.didacy has appealed to our people
with fine favor. They ike that man
and believe In, him. From the reports
we have heard from other counties
In the district, the same thing seems
to hole. true. Robinson and Fleming.
I think II car be predicted with am
pie justification light now, will carry
the First district by unusually big
majorities in the party primary