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The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
Newspaper stereotypers use Han
fords Balsam Of Myrrh for relief from
splashing metal burns. Adv.
How Experts Are Made.

In every generation there is apt to
spring up a body of men who, add
ing to natural abilities and an uncom-
mon stock of assurance a certain
amount of specialized knowledge, ter
rorize the rest of the world under the
guise of experts"
Thinking that they find something
rotten in the state of Denmark, in
capable of calm reflection, and eager
for notoriety, they hit upon a specific
for what is amiss, compared with
which all others are spurious imita-
lions.
Their field Of interest may range
from solar mythology to eugenics,
but the threefold badge of the tribe
is an overweening belief in their own
tnfallibility coupled with a proportion
ate contempt for ordinary human be-
fngs, the command of barbarous jar
gon and an irrepressible desire to
badger and bully their unfortunate fell
loW-creatures.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05

spoonful and If it doesn't straighten
you right up and make you feel fine
and vigorous I want you to go back to
the store and get your money. Dod-
sons Liver Tone is destroying the
sale of calomel because it is real liver
medicine; entirely vegetable, therefore
1t cannot salivate or make you sick.
guarantee that one spoonful of
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels Of that sour bile and consti-
pated waste which is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable.
L guarantee that bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam
lily feeling fine for months Give it to
your children. 1t is harmless; doesn't
grippe and they like it's pleasant taste.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
GINNERs DON'T LIKE PLAN
An Attempt is Made to Organize
Division of Association at Raleigh
ONLY Few Present

Raleigh.-J. e. Lancaster of Allan
ia, Division manager for the Cotton
Ginners Association, headquarters at
Memphis, Tenn, made a valiant
stand in defense of his organization,
and for the formation of North Car
DINA division of the association here,
but the odds were against him and
the "bakers dozen" of ginners who
gathered in Representatives Hall of
the State House, dispersed to their
homes satisfied that there is the
most strenuous sort of a fight on be-
tween rival would be- 'organiza-
tons to protect them and receive
their membership fees. They want a
little more light before they Glitch
up"
The meeting was scheduled for 10
o'clock but less than a half dozen
were on hand at that hour, including
Mayor Johnson who was to welcome
the ginners and Commissioner of Agri-
culture w. A. Graham and Commits
sioner of Insurance James R. Young,
who were to deliver addresses by spe-
cial invitation.
The meeting fanally opened about
3 o'clock with Mr.. Lancaster presfd-
ing. Commissioner of Agriculture
Graham delivered and address on
Incorporation" that was much enjoy
ed and declared to be quite an in
SEPARATION in setting out the need there
is for cooperation for mutual benefit
and the advancement of the interest
of the cotton industry in the state
and the south.
Commissioner of Insurance Young
gave a helpful exposition of best
means of maintaining substantial mu-
tual insurance such as cotton GIN
ners organization would require and
reviewed the law and the conditions
under which such a department must
operate. Both addresses were heart
lily received and enjoyed.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
CALOMEL WHEN BILIOUS? No! ST0PI
ACTS LIKE DYNAMITE ON LIVER
Guarantee Dodsos Liver Tone" Will Give You the Best liver
and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Doesnt Make You sckI

Stop using calomel! It makes you
sick Don't lose days work. If you
feel lazy, sluggish, bilious or consti-
uated, listen to me!
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones,
CaIomel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into it, breaking
it up. This is when you feel that aw-
full nausea and cramping. If you feel
al knocked out" if your liver is tor
pd and bowels constipated or you
have headache. dizziness, coated
tongue if breath is bad or stomach
sour just try spoonful of harmless
Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store or dealer and get 5O-cent
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone Take q
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
Child Choks on Pea Hull.

Mount Olive. A ten-months-old
child belonging to Mr.. and Mrs.
James Pridgen was choked to death
at their home here by getting green
pea hull in it's throat. AS soon as it
was discovered that the child was
choked, it was rushed to the Office of
nearby physician, who did every
thing possible to save the unfortunate
little one, but to no avail. 1t was
said that the child was really dead
when it reached the physicians office.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
AVerSe to SIand,

Just to show how much averse to
slang he was, a small boy in Chicago
school explained to the teacher one
day that he had been walking with a
friend, but neglected to take off his
hat when they met lady both knew
His friend had nudged him, and whis
pered:
Take off your lid, you simp!"
What he should have said," ex
planned the boy, was Remove your
hat, you mutt"
The general sentiment is summed
up in the words of a small boy, who
ventured this:
Anyway, it's only roughnecks who
use slang nowadays"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
Hosiery Mill For HendersonviIle

Hendersonville. - Prospects are
bright for another hosiery mill for
Hendersonville. James Grey of John
ston City is working on the project
and Hendersonville people have sub
scribed $500 as a donation to encour-
age the proposed enterprise, which
would employ about 20 operatives.
Definite plans are expected to be
made within the next few days with
reference for mill site, a tentative
location having been selected near
the Freeze-Bacon Hosiery Mills.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
HAIR OR NO HAIR?
1t Is Certainly Up to You and Cuti-
cura. Trial Free.

Hot shampoos with Cutitura Soap,
followed by light dressings of Cuti-
cura Ointment rubbed into the scalp
skin tend to clear the scalp of dan
druff, soothe itching and irritation and
promote healthy hair-growing condi-
tons. Nothing better, cleaner, purer.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
Have the Ring of Truth.

can artful angler, you say?"
81 never knew a man who was more
So"
"Pshaw! He never catches any
thing"
fishing yarns are believed"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
Of Course.

Vivien, aged four, ran screaming to
her mamma. At her heels was a play
full pup.
why, Vivien, what are you crying
about?" mamma asked.
''The dog is after me, mamma, the
dog is after mel"
''Why, the dog wasn't trying to get
you; it was only running a race with
YOU"
Then Vivien's face frightened, her
tears quickly disappeared. II beat
him, too, didn't I, !"-Indian-
apolis News
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
Tetterine Conouers Poison Oak,

I enclose so cents in stamps for box
of Tetterine. l have poison oak on me
again, and that is all that has ever cured
1t. Please hurry it on to
M. E. Hamlet.
Montalba, Tex, May Fl, 'O8.
Worm, Itching Piles, Old Itching Sores,
Dandruff, Chilblains and every form of
Scalp and Skin Disease. Tetterine soc;
Tetterine Soap 25c. Your druggist, or by
mail from the manufa cturer. The Shup-
trine Co., Savannah, Ga.
With every mail order for Tetterine we
give box of Shuptrines 10c Liver Pills
free Adv
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
Fruit-GroWers' Way.

Bill-You say he's a successful
fruit-grower?
Jill-Yes, and he raises nothing but
large-sized fruit.
@:Is it possible?"
''Why, when he wants to fill his bar
rels or baskets he has to go to his
neighbors to get the small sizes to
put under the top layer"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
Miss Vanderbilt Operated On.

Asheville.-Miss Cornelia Wander
bilt, the young daughter Of the late
George W. Vanderbilt, underwent an
operation at the Biltmore Hospital as
the result of an accident while swim
ming in a lake on the Biltmore estate.
Miss Vanderbilt ruptured a blood yes
sci and it was necessary to remove
her to the hospital for an operation
before the flow of blood was stopped.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
Durham Bond Election Invalid.

Judge Oliver H. Allen, sitting in
chambers at Oxford, decided that the
Durham water bond election which
was held in the spring Of 1914 was
invalid, because the notices of the
new registration were advertised 70
DAYS instead of so days and the reg
istration books were kept open eight
DAYS instead of 20 as the law requires.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build UD The system

Take the Old Standard GROVE S
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking. as the formula IS
printed on every label, showing it is
Ouinine and Iron in asteIess form. The
Quinine drives out malaria. the from
builds up the system. SO cents Adv
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
Light Drinks.

Patience-It is said to attract atten-
ton new electric drink mixer for
soda fountains is equipped with a tiny
light which Eliminates the liquid in
which it is working.
Patrice-Wonder If the electric
light in the drink makes it any more
expensive than the old-fashioned gas.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05

ELIXIR BABEN WORTH IT'S WEIGHT
IN GOLD IN THE PHILIPPINES.
contracted malaria In 1895, and after a
years. fruitless treatment by prominent
Washington physician, your Elixir Babek
entirely cured On arriving here came
down with tropical malaria-the worst form
and sent home for Babek. Again it
proved it's value-1t is worth it's weight in
q. s. Cavalry, Balayan, Philippines.
Elixir Babek. so cents, all druggists or by
Parcels Post prepaid, from K1oczewski d Co.,
Washington, D, G..
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
Willing to Help.

'I don't see anything the matter
with you" said the doctor.
''Well, I'm worried, doctor"
about what?''
my money"
ooh, we'll, l guess I can relieve you
of that.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
Well to Speak Russian,

Spanish is the most important for
eign language for the American com
mercial student to learn, but it looks
as though Russian might be close
second. One hundred and sixty mil
lions of people, occupying a vast and
fertile area, make a customer worth
having.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
Advice To Economize.

Mamie-Most Of the chewing gum
chewed in this country is of Mexican
origin, and they say unless things
soon quiet down in Mexico the price
of gum is likely to go up
Julie-Chew slower, Mamie.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05

In some unknown manner a little
sample of Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh
found its way into an interior village
of India. 1t was it's own agent, and
from that small beginning a steady
trade has developed and each succeed
ing shipment has been larger. Adv. ,
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
Could Well Believe IL.

Chinner-They say that in battle
one hundred bullets are fired for every
one that takes effect.
Chauffeur-Very likely. I sometimes
pass as many as 200 pedestrians be-
fore I hit one
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
On the Riuht Track.

while you we're captive of the can
nibals, captain, why didn't you teach
EN- not to eat people up?"
Well, I did have er try, youngster,
but the best l c'u'd do was to larn 'em
not ter eat viv their knives! "-Puck.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
The Limit.

Il shall never speak to her again
as long as | live
But you've said that often before"
i know, but what else is there to
say when q person becomes as angry
as she makes me?'-Detroit Free
Press.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
An Easy Victim.

An Easy Victim.
What is your attitude toward tip
ping?"
ooh, the usual one.''
And that is?''
"a weakened Difference to a fool
fsh custom"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
lncidentaIS.

"This bill for your new frock is
really a bit high" observed the plu-
tocrat to his daughter. "Six thousand
dollars is considerable to pay just for
an auto suit"
"But, papa, the suit itself is quite
inexpensive. The most of that bill I'm
for the trimmings"
"Trimmings?"
Eyes. I spent $1,000 for an auto of
the right tint to match the suit. -
Puck.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05

For the big and little burns in cook
Ing and baking, keep Hanford's Bal
sam Of Myrrh near for quick relief.
Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05

Labor laws for women have recently
been enacted in Kansas, Maine, Massa-
chusetts and Wyoming.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05

For lame back use Hanford's Bal
sam, applied thoroughly and well rub
bed in. Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05

Miss Laura M. White has been doing
missionary work in China for the last
"a years.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05

You will never get ahead by follow
in @ the crowd
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05
And So Ii

And So Ii Is.
What do you consider the greatest
human paradox"
"a secret session of woman's
club. "-Philadelphia Ledger
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1915-08-05

For wire cuts use Hanford's Ba1sam
Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-02-25
OWNER EXPECTED TOO MUCH
Borrowing Neighbor Considered He Had Done His Fair Share in
 the Transaction.

A few days ago saw Ol McMahon borrowing hatchet or other imple ment to drive or draw nails at Sher. mans hardware store. says the To- ronto CKan) Republican. And that brought to mind borrowing" story of Uncle Ol.
 A great number of years ago Her bert Lockard owned one of the few tWo-section harrows hereabout Uncle Ol was farming some, and went up to borrow it. Herbert always would loan anything he had, but he wanted it brought home. So he waited a req sonable time for the harrow to be brought back. and finally, having to use 1t, went after it, As he drove along he began to get rolled over the thought of going after his own harrow and by the time he got it loaded into his wagon was downright mad Said he: "0l, thought you was neigh Dor enough to bring home what you borrowed"
 Bring it homei" shouted Ol, with a great show of indignation; bring it home! Why, heavens to Betsy. man. 1 went after iti How much do you expect of neighbor, anyhow"
The Monticellonian., 1915-02-25
DO YOU KNOW THAT

Pickles will never become moldy If you put a tiny bag of mustard in the top of the receptacle in which they are kept?
 If your silk dress looks rusty you can revive it by sponging it with wa ter in which potatoes have been boiled?
 Mice can be most successfully ex- terminated if you stuff all ,heir holes with a piece of rag which has been dipped in water and then in cayenne pepper2
 A very quick way to cool a hot liquid is to pass it through clean cloth saturated with cold water? And if the liquor is soup no trace of grease will remain?
 If you lay your silver away in com mon flour it will remain bright for some time?
 You can warm over meat much more quickly if you wrap it in creased pa per? The steam will prevent the meat from becoming hard and dry?
 Precipitation stains can be removed from a thin shrtwaist by soaking it in cold water. to which you have add ed little sodium bicarbonate before it has been washed?
 There is a new square meshed veil. ing that is much liked?
The Monticellonian., 1915-02-25
FALLING HAIR MEANS
 DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
Save Your Hairl Get a 25 Cent Bottle of Danderine Right Now-Also
 Stops Itching Scalp.

Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy hair is mute evidence of a neglected scalp; of dandruff-that awful scurf.
 There is nothing so destructive to the hair as dandruff It robs the hair of it's luster, it's strength and it's very life; eventually producing a feverish- ness and itching of the scalp, which if not remedied causes the hair roots to shrink, loosen and die-then the hair falls out fast. A little Danderine onight-now-any time-will surely save your hair.
 Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's Danderine from any store, and after the first application your hair will take on that life, luster and luxuriance which is so beautiful. It will become wavy and fluffy and have the appear ance of abundance; an incompatible gloss and softness, but what will please you most will be after just a few weeks use, when you will actual ly see lot of fine, downy hair-new hair-growing all over the scalp. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-02-25
GRANDMA USED SAGE TEA
 TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR
She Made Up a Mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur to Bring Back Color,
 Gloss, Thickness.

Almost everyone knows that Sage Tea and Sulphur. properly compound ed, brings back the natural color and lustre to the hair when faded, streaked or gray; also ends dandruff, itching scalp and stops falling hair. Years ago the only way to get this mixture was to make it at home, which is mussy and troublesome. Nowadays, by asking at any store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy" you will get large bottle of the famous old recipe for about 50 cents
 Don't stay gray! Try it No one can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as it does it so naturally and evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at time. by morning the gray hair disappears, and after another ap- plieation or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark, thick and glossy Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-02-25
BREAD DRESSING FOR STEAK
Many Prefer Meat Prepared In Casserole to That Broled in
 the Regular Way.

If you wish to stuff a flank steak use bread dressing; use 1t with veg etables and a small quantity of liquid in casserole. If you do not own one4 tand you should in these times of high prices) use any tightly covered dish. Be sure it is tight so the stean' cannot escape.
 Bread stuffing.-Two cupfuls soft bread crumbs, one-half cupful butter melted in one-third cupful hot water pr milk. one-quarter teaspoonful pow dered sweet herbs or spiced poultry, seasoning, one beaten egg. Mix the ingredients together thoroughly. The bread should be 24 hours old and taken from the center of the loaf. The seasoning is matter of indi= vidual taste, so you can use the above quantities or suit your taste. The egg may be omitted if the flank is to be eaten hot, but will slice better when cold if egg is used. Cracker crumbs give a drier stufiing.
 Spread your flank steak with above and roll tightly Fry out some suet and then brown the flank so as to hold the juices. Put in casserole, add little water and when half done sea son with salt and pepper, chopped onions and plenty of fine minced vege- tables or rice. whichever you may prefer. The flank is quite juicy, so you will need but little water. It lacks flavor, so the high spices and vegetables make up what the flank lacks. It is much better this way than broiled as regular steak.
The Monticellonian., 1915-02-25

A spell of cold, damp weather is always followed by fine crop of kid ney troubles and backache.
 Colds and chills damage the kid neys. Other troubles common to win ter weather are just as bad. Grip, ton silitis. quinsy, pneumonia or any other infectious disease hurts the kidneys by overlooking the blood with poisons. The kidneys get worn, weak and in famed trying to work it off.
 It isn't hard to strengthen weak kidneys though, if you act quickly. At the first sign of backache, dizzy spells. headaches, loss of weight, nerv- ousness, depression and painful, irreg- ular kidney action, start using Doan's Kidney Pills. Rest the kidneys by simple eating. avoidance of overwork and worry. and getting more rest and sleep. A milk diet is fine.
 This sensible treatment should bring quick benefit and prevent seri- ous kidney diseases like dropsy, gravel and Bright's disease.
 Clip this advertisement and mail fl to the address below for a free trial of Doan's Kidney Pills, the best rec
The Monticellonian., 1915-02-25
HE GOT THE TWELVE CENTS
Pointed Argument of Old colored Toll Man Was Too Much for Mo
 tor Tourists.

One of the pioneer manufacturers of motor cars, is responsible for this motor story.
 "On one of the old turnpikes which the motor tourist occasionally runs across. a big touring car had twice rushed through the gate without pay ing toll. The third time they made the attempt the old eolored toll-man shut the gate, and brought them to a standstill, The half-dozen occupants of the large touring car were very in- dignant and declared emphatically that they were entitled to ride free.
 Look at your own board, said the driver, It reads, Every carriage, cart or wagon drawn by one beast, two cents; every additional beast. two cents" We're not drawn by any beast at all
 No sah, but heres where ye come in,' replied the old eeiored man. as he pointed to another clause, which read. Every half-dozen hogs, four cents. and he added, An three times four is twelve
 The twelve cehts was paid"
The Monticellonian., 1915-02-25
INDIGESTION, GAS
 0R SICK STOMACH
Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends all Stomach misery in five
 minutes.

Do some foods you eat hit back taste good, but work badly; ferment into stubborn Jumps and cause a sick, sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mir. or Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Pape's Diapepsin digests everything, leaving nothing to sour and upset you. There never was anything so safely quick. so certainly effective. No difference how badly your stomach is disordered you will get happy relief in five minutes. but what pleases you most is that it strengthens and regulates your stom- aeh so you can eat your fayorite foods without fear
 You feel different as soon as Tapes Diapepsin" comes in contact with the stomaeh-distress just vanishes-your stomach gets sweet no gases. no beleh- ing. no eructations of undigested food.
 Go now, make the best investment you ever made by getting large fifty cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any store. You realize in five minutes how needless it is to suffer from indiges- tion. dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv
The Monticellonian., 1915-02-25
Hot.Water Chocolate Cake.

Two tablespoonfuls butter, one cup fnl sugar. yolk of one egg. two table speonfuls cocoa dissolved in one-half eupful boiling water, one teaspoonful of soda dissolved in one=half cupful boiling water, one teaspoonful of bak- ing powder sifted with one and one. half cupfuls of flour and one teaspoon ful of vanilla Mix in order given and bake in square tin about thirty min utes Frost with white of egg beaten stiff. Boil one cupful sugar in little water till it hairs, then turn on egg and beat till stiff
The Monticellonian., 1915-02-25
The Elioht of Time.

Uncle Rastus lives in pleasant lit tie bungalow on the outskirts of q large town. Vending his way thither on the Saturday evening before Easter he stopped as suddenly as eolliding with safety gates and uttered cry of dismay
 Several people hastened up to see what was the matter. On the ground was broken bottle. On the face of Rastus was an expression of great sad ness.
 What in the world has happened, Uncle Rastus?" solicitously asked one of the party. Have you broken your bottle of gin?"
 Yes, sah, boss! Yas, sahl" was the mournful reply of Uncle Rastus. as he pointed to the broken bottle. 'Dar' Eastah come an gone,