The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-05-27
foolish of even thinking about trading
places with any king on earth.

places with any king on earth
That Secretary Bryan's brother
! Charles, has been elected mayor o.
Lincoln, Neb. There seems to be
magic in the name.
That the older one grows, the
more thoroughly is he convinced
that it is folly to buy anything one
does not absolutely need.
That the graduating students all
are jubilant over the many pretty
gifts and remebrances showered up
on them last Thursday evening.
That the United States and Ger
many are too far apart and are too
wise to allow any blood to be spilled
owing to few MISUNDERSTANDING.
That after the cruel war is over
the fellows across the pond will all
be only too tickled to be allowed to
eat out of your Uncle Samuel's hand.
That we are told that only four of
the present corps of teachers will be
with US next year. They are Prof.
McMahan, Miss Nelson, Miss Stew
enson and Mrs. Anderson.
That the best, most remunerative
and honorable profession we know of
is farming, even though there are a
few who insist on putting the biggest
potatoes on top in the sack.
That the recent Barnes-Roosevelt
controversy which has been thor
oughly been aired in the New York
courts, will be no feather in the cap
of either, nor the party to which
they belong.
That some of the leaders of the G..
0. p. have worked themselves up in
frame of mind where they really
act as if they believed that their par
ty would go back in power in 1916.
Go back, is right.
That if this years crop does not
meet with disaster from storm or
hail, and if the farmer will take care
of it, nearly every tiller of the soil
will be able to own an automobile,
and not notice the cost thereof.
That Chief of Police Johnson looks
as much at home with the shovel ov-
er his back promenading the streets
as the "Mickiest'' Paddy who
smokes his pipe of clay and joyfully
pushes the one-wheeled hoss- shay.
That it rained more or less every
day of last week, and still our farm
ers allow there has been no injury
done to crops, and that we can stand
more. This will make the mischie-
vous weather man let-up, if anything
will.
That the express Office as we'll as
the parcel post department of the
postofdce was veritible flower de-
pository last Thursday night, and
never before were flowers distributed
so lavisely and never were they more
beautiful.
That Senator Johnson is so busy
raising high grade porkers and
watching his crops grow that many
of his friends fear he will forget
when it is time to quit bidding in his
favorite game of pinochle, when he
does come to town.
That if Jackson Frostibus will now
mind his business and stay at home,
we are bound to have a crop of gar
den sass that will knock the high
cost of living into a cooked hat for
two or three weeks at least-if you
are of the vegetarian breed.
That there was time when three
fourths of the Germans of the coun-
try stood by Teddy Roosevelt for
anything he wanted, but we doubt
that since he has declared himself
as regards the European war, he
could get corporal's guard to sup
port him for pound master.
That now since school is out it be-
hooves parents to find some sort of
for their children to
keep them out of mischief and irou- !
BILE. The old garden hoe or rake
several hours each day
is one remedy that is both beneficial