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The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09
IF CHILD is CROSS,
FEVERISH AND SICK
Look, Mother! If tongue is coated
cleanse little bowels with Cali
fOrnia Syrup of Figs"

Children love this "fruit laxative" ="
and nothing else cleanses the tender
stomach, liver and bowels so nicely.
A child simply will not stop play
ing to empty the bowels, and the re-
suit is, they become tightly clogged
with waste, liver gets sluggish, stom-
ach sours, then your little one be-
comes cross, half-sick, feverish, don't
eat, sleep or act naturally, breath
is bad, system full of cold, has sore
throat, stomach or diarrhoa.
Listen, Mother! See if tongue is Goa
ted, then give teaspoonful of "Cali-
tornla Syrup of Figs" and in few
hours all the constipated waste, sour
bile and undigested food passes out
OF the system, and you have a we'll
playful child again
Millions of mothers give "Califor-
MIA Syrup of Figs" because it is per-
fectly harmless; children love it, and
it never fails to act on the stomach,
liver and bowels.
Ask your druggist for q 50-cent
bottle of California Syrup of Figs"
which has full directions for babies,
children of all ages and for grown
ups, plainly printed on the bottles.
Beware of counterfeits sold here. Get
the genuine, made by "California
Fig Syrup Company" Refuse any
other kind with contempt.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09
TO THE PUBLIC

We have a first-class Wagon and
Buggy repair shop in operation,
which will be credit to any town,
and if the people of Union county
will patronize US, it will enable us to
keep first-class help, so we may dc
first-cass work. All kinds of Wood
and Iron work. Painting, Horse
Shoeing and Rubber Tire work q
speciality. All work is guaranteed
Give me a trial and be convinced
UNION CARRIAGE WORKS
Hughes old stand on Gadberry St
STANDS & BARTLETT
nd
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09
SMILES

The latest stunt of a Ford auto
mobile is to dive off a bridge near
Easley, S. C.-Spartanburg Journal.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09
GETS HIS
APPOINTMENT

Washington, April 6.-J. William
Thurmond, of Edgefield, S. c., was
today given recess appointment by
President Wilson as United States at
torney for the western district of
South Carolina.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09
Some Dreams

Archie-Papa, what is meant by
"the stuff dreams are made off,"
Papa (absently)-Paint, powder,
padding and false hair"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09

A woman's idea of becoming hat
is one that will fool lot of people
into the impression that she's good
looking.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09
"What started the row."

GA fake dentist sold set of celiu-
loid teeth to the man who eats fire
in the vaudeville show."-PhilaGel-
phia Ledger.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09

We hereby thank our many friends
and customers for their extended
sympathy and helping hand which
they have so freely given to us dur
ing the fire and since. 1t takes a
calamity to let anyone know how
many real friends they have.
NEWELL. SMITH AUTO co.
Marriage is the monotony that re-
lleves the excitement of life.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09

Some pessimists act as if they think
smiling is dreadful disease.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09

Mother-Why didn't you lake your
bath?
Tommy thought there might he
Sun.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09
When the Warmth Landed
(EyrbonroN

"Did your pa warm your jacket like
he said he was going to-"
"No. But he het up my pants like
bees stingin''
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09

An eccentric woman is one who
prefers comfort to style.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09

Newcastle, Ind.-The most daring
thief in the world is operating here.
The police department has a wonder-
fully fine and savage watch dog. The
thief stole the collar from the dogs
neck.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09
Getting Results

Does baby talk YETI" asked a
friend of the family of baby's little
brother.
NO" replied the little fellow, dis
gustedly, che doesn't need to talk.
All he has to do is to yell and he gets
everything in the house worth hav-
ing"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09
Getting at the Thing

Lecturer-I have single-handed
killed five lions at once that were
trying to attack me-
Voice in the Gallery-Turn over
you're lying on your back.
Boy with the peanuts-Seems to
me he's lying on his feet.-Jackson-
vile Times Union.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09
Meanest Man

He-HoW old are you?
She-I've just turned %.
He-Oh, | see-32. Boston Trans
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09
Avoiding Danger

Mother-Why didn't you lake your
bath?
Tommy thought there might he
some mines in the water.-New York
Sun.
When the Warmth Landed
(EXchange)
"Did your pa warm your jacket like
he said he was going to-"
"No. But he het up my pants like
bees stingin'!"
Newcastle, Ind.-The most daring
thief in the world is operating here.
The police department has n wonder-
fully fine and savage watch dog. The
thief stole the collar from the dogs
neck.
"Would you love me as much if
father lost his Wealth."
''He hasn't lost it, has he?"
"No."
"Of course would, you silly girl"
Minneapolis Journal.
He'd no idea you would accept
me the first time | proposed.
She-And do you think | would
the second time?
He-Oh, there would have been no
second time.-Boston Transcript.
Poor Ham.
(EXchange)
waiter, this ham is absolutely
rank"
Impossible, sir. Why, we cured It
ourselves last week"
"Well, then, its had a relapse"
He-Are you superstitious when 13
persons sit down to the table at the
same time?
She-Well, not superstitious, but
am sometimes worried, if | nave
cooked only enough for ten.-Wom-
ans Home Companion.
"Why are you moping there Dick ?"
1--we no one to play with"
"Well, go and fetch Freddie next
door,"
"Oh, l played with him yesterday,
and don't suppose he's we'll enough
to come out yet."-London Opinion.
Working Both
DR.. Sharp is quite wealthy, isn't
he? Did he make all his money
from his practice?"
"Not all of it. He's the principal
owner of very large oil well up the
State and"
"And he makes money from the
sick and the well oo."-Philadelphia
Press.
Gettin1 at the rThinp
Lecturer-I have single-handed
killed five lions at once that were
trying to attack me-
Voice in the Gallery-Turn over
you're lying on your back.
Boy with the peanuts-Seems to
me he's lying on his feet.-Jackson-
vile Times-Union
Meanest Man
He-How old are you?
She-Pve just turned %.
He-Oh, | see-32.-Boston Trans
cript.
Getting Results
Does baby talk yet?" asked a
friend of the family of baby's little
brother.
No" replied the little fellow, dis
gustedly, che doesn't need to talk.
All he has to do is to yell and he gets
everything in the house worth hav-
ing"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09

He'd no idea you would accepl
me the first time | proposed.
She-And do you think | would
the second time?
He-Oh, there would have been no
second time.-Boston Transcript.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09

would you love me as much if
father lost his wealth ?"
"He hasn't lost it, has he?"
"No."
"Of course would, you silly girl"
-MinneaDoliS Journal
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09
Poor Ham.

NINCIIdTSVI
"Waiter, this ham is abso'utel,
rank"
impossible, sir. Why, we cured !
ourselves last week."
"Well, then, its had a relapse"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09
TO Our Customers and Friends

kelton, S. c., March 80, 1915.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-04-09

WOTKINS BOIn
DR.. Sharp is quite wealthy, isn't
he? Did he make all his money
from his practice?"
"Not all of it. He's the principal
owner of very large oil well up the
State and"
"And he makes money from the
sick and the well too" Philadelphia
Press.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-25
written for the United Pres,

NEW YORK. March 36.---Havs {
look. boys-and girls. toto see II
you have an athletic heart" No,
its not one that can out. Jump or out.
run that OF someone else. but q real
physical trouble. and not q fancisd
III. according to George l.. Meyian,
physical culture and medical director
st Columbia University.
An athletic heart" II not q ro-
nance Of sport. but serious reality,
according to "Professor.D Doctor" Mey.
Ian. It's caused. generally. by over.
exertion during youth In athletic
contests. High school athletes are
particularly prone to the affections.
Lack Of examination before entering
athletics 10 the principal cause. Too
early into athletics ID another cause.
Palpitation Of the heart, faIntiug
spells and even curtailment Of life 10
the result.
But Professor Meylan advises all
boys and girls. also to get into ath.
letios early and stay In. oven In q
mild sphere. until the undertaken
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-25
A LITTLE SPORTING GOSSIP
By Hal Sheridan

givcs you the count OF ten. Properly
supervised. some form Of physical
exercise 10 desirable aud ueccssary
from tho cradle 10 tho grave, accord.
'ns to this expert. He has mado ath-
leticn his life work. and has cxam.
ined hearts Of over $4,000 embryo
athletes. Not ono. he insists. OF those
found with strong hearts and Dor.
mitted to enter strenuous athletics,
was ever hurt.
That the Columbia athletic mentor
practices what he breaches ID svi.
denced by one glimpse a. his sturdy.
robust form. Al Sc no looks nearer
90. and rows every day In the year.
When prevented by weather from bis
daily exercise with the scuils ON the
Hudson. he works out with q rowing
machine.
According To tho Columbia profes-
sor. basketball IL about tho most
strenuons cxerciac--for ones heart.
The short stops. sudden turns and
twists and arm exercise put Z hard
tax on the blood pump. and ID no
game for physical wcaklings. Tennis,
football. OF course. cross country run.
ming and rowing are the strenuous
games. Meylan declares.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-25
Co.'s After Trout.

Goae After Troat.
Fred L. Houston. DR.. g. A. Cathey
and Bert Worden left this morning
for Spencer Greek for q days fishing.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-25

s.,a u',s'S' "'',, !, ,na'eA'asss :,
tonight In their own ~ =
10, 10. Wonderful Lana :
-. ,S'' act se. positively IL ~.
x,sns,' ,uS orna'um time, i i.
tour. at the business. n. l.
these, these drawbacks. u. ~
.ss.'ea ...s. ' up" az the, ~.
,ssmo. ~, over. a line Of ass.'
that that win please ps,,ss. 4.
snan 90, many of the pre...,'..
!, a.s s usual '''' Of pls,s,.,' ~.
..n,on % ,o%'alo' aud drsaas N n
e"' w addition 10 n. -
tho Hamfat,crs."
Tho Temple ,hc,,., 4. \
To-Day which eonnis., sailrsI, !,
u'cs. with the eyecpt,o. !,
Daily Sowa some ., 4. Y, B
pen'es on TIE gsner., D,,..
represented, Lillian wan, :. J
s'"rh fam. Ia seea..Ia q. A.
number "hreokinw In. l,.'
on .'.., the bin with a burlss,,. ~
I,e o'nser Girls i'arlss,s, =
: na'em offers the COMEDY ~
'"pp'r'" Temper" ANA -
comes Gcorw. Adss eo.11, \,
moral, "Tho Cold. Gray 81,
Morning After rAs ~.
News completes the proe,,- :
mission Ia always 10 =. b.
Temple.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-25

Electric lines In Porto Rico are OBJ
structed at times BY q parasitic plant
that settles and grows on the wires.
obtaining its nourishment from the
air
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-25

Women are now eligible to appoint
ment to the faculty OF the College Of
Arts and Sciences at Cornell Uni.
versity.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-25

rar's will erect two plants for the
p"T'ncation Of drinking watsr with
osone' each with capacity Of $500.
900 gallons q day.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-25

from his home at Redmond. Crook
county. Mr.. Howard was one Of the
big cattle buyers in klamath before
the arrival Of the railroad. He b
still interested in cattle here with
Alex Davis.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-25

= nouth.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-25

The Introduction Of electricity for
rover In the South African gold
mines has reduced tho amount Of
tuberculosis among the minors.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-25

The Montana legislature has re-
,ected tho petition asking that women
employees OF tho state have chapsrons.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-25

Accurate issormafios about el,e
~'s"~th Rasia. Ask Chllcete.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-25

ting and smbroidering. All women
interested are invited to attend
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-09-29
GAINS POINT
toO1tanusd Prom Firs, P.r..,

portation are governed. This case
was instituted when the Manufac-
turers' Light & Heat Company at
tempted TO raise the rates in northern
West Virginia. The public service
commission acted upon II, and rem.
dered the decision that rhey should
not raise the rates.
Charles II. Coleman, employed al
Hickory Station, was called TO the
witness chair and testified as to his
duties at the station. These are regu.
lating the gas. guarding compression
stations, and shutting down wells. He
is familiar with lines used by the
company and stated on cross exami
nation that in the 2O-inch line. which
extends from the south to a northern
direction, has uniformly a higher
pressure at the southern end than a;
the northern end. This, according "a
the defense. tends to show that more
gas Is being used in the northern end
OF the line than at the south end.
The entire day was spent in the
examination Of these two witnesses
and nothing Of the specification No
IL. styled executive interference was
referred TO. and for which this meet.
ing was called.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-09-29

ly. To preserve such trade under the
existing abnormal conditions. We be-
heve the proposed Arrangement TO be
imperative and accordingly we and the
many banking institutions and fnan-
cial houses that will be associated with
US will act as managers without COM
pensation."
Will Reimburse Syndicate.
The two per cent margin between
the price set which the issue will be
offered to the public and the syndicate
likewise will reimburse members OF
the syndicate. IL Is contemplated. for
their expense in placing the loan on
the market.
To bring the great offering-the
largest of its kind ever placed in the
United States, before investors
throughout the entire nation. the coun-
try will be divided into districts OF
zones and to each district there will
be delegated a subcommittee OF the
syndicate managers, composed of the
subscribing banks and trust com
panies within the district Thus at
Boston. at Philadelphia. at Pittsburgh,
at Chicago and at other financial cen
tiers a committee OF the banks in each
city or section will have direct charge
OF the work of marketing the securi-
ties among investors residing in their
districts.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-09-29
WHITE SPEAKS FOR
THE OIL INDUSTRY

Special Dispatch 10 the Inteliigencer
PARkERSBURG. w. Va. Sept. Is
The great number of oil men who are
gathered here for the first annual con
vention of the oil and Gas associa-
ton indicates that the attendance to-
morrow VIII surpass the expectations
OF the most conservative men and has
already passed the mark OF the largest
gathering of men engaged in that bus
ineess ever held in the state. Former
Governor A. b. White OF this city.
principal spaker of the opening SEES
sion this afternoon said that is was
imperative for the price for white
sand oil 10 be increased to a point
where II will be possible to conserve
the production of small wells or, what
Will be one of the great resources OF
the state will Geteriorate until IL viii
be OF little value. A price equal to
that before the market on this grade
OF oil dropped last year will also be
necessary IL the oil industry in the
state is to be continued to any degree
and new territory developed
Tonight the visiting oil men were
entertained at a boxing exhibition
held at Terrapin park casino. United
States Senator William t. Chiffon. OF
Charleston and Hon. c. ID. Chamber
lain, OF Cleveland. general counsel fo-
the National Petroleum association
will be the main speakers tomorrow.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-09-29
ESCAPED CONVICT
HUNTED BY POSSES

SALEM. Ore. Sept. 2s-Otto Hook
er. escaped convict. ranged the hills
and forests of southwest Oregon to
night pursued by hundreds OF men
who sought him for the murder OF
Warden Harry Mimic. Of the Oregon
penitentiary Town Marshal ]. j..
Benson. of Jefferson, Ore. whom
Hooker shot with the marshars own
revolver, will recover. physicians an.
bounced today. Hooker used a second
shot OF the revolver to kill Mimic. and
20 far az could be learned. had four
unused cartridges. a suit Of civilian
clothes. which he got AZ farm house
and enough food for several days.
when darkness fell tonight The
country Is wild. In many places and a
man could hide until starved out.
Hooker was arrested a year ago
on charges Of burglary. He pleaded
guilty and was sentenced 10 the pen
itentiary for a term OF from one 70
two and one-half years.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-09-29
UPHOLDS CHARTER
OF WILLIAMSON
speslal !, D2i5Pa.eh @ ne Inteiilvencor

special Dispatch TO the Intelligenccr.
CHARLESTON. w. Va, Sept 2S-
The supreme court today upheld the
constitutionality of the Williamson
charter act, passed by the legislature
last winter, and empowering the gov
ernor TO appoint officials for that
city for term OF two years. Judge
L. Judson Williams, who wrote the
opinion says:
With the wisdom or propriety OF
the act we have nothing TO do. These
are matters for the legislature alone
TO consider. II determines public
policy"
Judge Poffenberegr, who dlsssented
from the opinion of the court, declared
that the legislature exceeded its DOW.
ers In providing for the appointment
OF city officials when abundant time
was allowed after the passage OF the
act for an election to have been held.
He said further that il was the in
tention, OF the trainers OF the consti.
tuition TO guarantee to citizens the
right OF local self-government and the
right to choose those officials who are
TO administer their public affairs. He
insists In his opinion that in arriving
at the constitutionality of a law on
any given question of right, consider.
alton should be given by the court
10 conditions and circumstances which
led the trainers of the constitution
to put certain words into that docu-
ment, rather than to consider only
the opinions of courts as TO the mean
ing OF those words.
Under the supreme courts ruling
the elective officers must give way 10
five commissioners appointed by the
governor.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-09-29
FORTY SEYEN DEAD
FROM EXPLOSION

ARDMoRE. Okla. Sept. 2s.-Oni-
cials Of the Atchison. Topeka q Santa
Fe railway may be charged with
criminal negligence in connection
with the explosion and FIRE which
caused the wrecking OF the business
district OF Ardmore and the death OF
torty-seven persons here yesterday
This announcement was made In
statement issued tonight by Russell
Brown, only attorney OF Ardmore. In
vestigation with a view to fixing
blame for the disaster will be begun
tomorrow by the municipal authori-
ties. An official list issued by the
police late today. placed the number
Of dead at a.. and the total property
damage half a million dollars.
Early official statements had
placed the number OF victims at Do.
This discrepancy was explained TO
night by the fact that several per
sons previously reported dead were
found either In hospitals OF In their
homes.
The death list tonight was IN
creased TO forty-seven. by the death
OF Otto McClunR. rs years old. OF
Ardmore. a messenger boy and the
finding Of the bodies OF two negroes.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-09-29
U. S. TROOPS
CoOutiHusd from PRS, Page,


probably half OF them believed TO BE-
escaped smugglcrs from the United
states. who are thought TO be waiting
an opportunity 10 cross the Rio
.Grande near Progreso. was reported
10 army officers to-day.
One OF the reasons for the request
for mountain guns which have been
ordered from ~ Paso was that they
could be used en- case Of an attack
from this colony OF Mexicans. 10 was
declared.
Col. A. =. Blocksom. commandant of
Fort Brown. and Major Edward An.
dorson. OF the Twelfth Cavalry. In.
spocted the posts IN the Progreso
district today Very careful and
somewhat extensive patrol plans were
perfected. The Rio Grande. about
Progreso. De- out OF its banks. render
ing tho American side OF the river
more than ordinarily vulnerable Cd
the landing OF "a Mexican expedition
on the American shore
-Four alleEcd Mexican bandits were
arrested to-day and taken TO Jail ri
Edinburg
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-09-29
DON'T SUFFER--LAUGH
AT STOMACH MISERY
Your Own Druggist VIII Return Your
Money " Mi-o-na Does Not Re.
lieVe Dyspepsia.

Among all the hundreds Of remedies
In every well stocked drug store. there
are few that the druggist Is able 70
sell on 4 guarantee 90 refund the
money n they do not cure.
Mona. the famous dyspepsia
remedy. however. has helped 20 many
stomach sufferers that every druggist
who sells u IN able 10 say. III tots
remedy does not relieve you. come
back to my store and ! will cneorfuily
return your money"
Anyone who has Dyspepsia. indi
gestion. headaches. dizzy feelings or
liver troubles. should take ADVANTAGE
Of this chance 90 b. made well wItn
out any risk Of spending their money
10 no purpose MiO.na will roiiovc
you. will regulate tho digestion. WIN
enable you 20 eat what you want ~
I Do does not do al this 10 viii not cost
I you a cent
Many druggists who have sold nun
droda of boxes OF Mona say they
I have yet 10 receive the nrsf complnInf
from any customer. Such record 81
simply marvellous and speaks volume.
Tor the merit % the remedy
10 is easy enough 30 nu column
With The symptoms affecting thosa
who have dyspepsia. but there Dol no
need OF describing their condition
What they want ls relief and thoy
can almost certainly Rot % In Mio.na
DO not suffer a day longer with oia
ordered digestion. m Mona relieves
you % costs you go cents a boz. 30 ID
does not. the druggist will return YOU
money. Sold BY g. N Griest a co
wheeling. and othor leading dealers.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-09-29
MAYOR RoLPH LEADS
IN TzE FRISCO PRnGARx

SAN FRANCISCO. Sept. 2S-wben
the polls closed at O'CLOCK tonfrbt H.
me primary municipal election Harry
[eLnAhsky. register Of voters estimated
~ n total Registration OF $50 0OO Indi-
Seuons were that Mayor James Roiph.
III. mad polled an extremely high vote
with Eugene F. Schmitz IN second
place. Andrew J. Gallagher was eN pect-
"a 70 lead -FOUR other candidates for the
mayoralty. 'e
Andrew J. Gallagher, who Mt this
stage OF this election was running third
tor Lhe mayoralty. Is a member OF the
regularly endorsed Labor candidate. he
wee expected TO poll heavy vote from
this direction.
According 20 the laws OF California a
candloate receiving majority OF All
votes cast Tor the office he seeks al the
primary election IS elected