New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1915-06-24
FACTS AND FANCTEs.

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FACTS AND FANCTEs.
Fourteen hundred marines off for
Mexica. Frequent invas1ons and
small profits are the administration
rule for Mexican intervention.
Brooklyn Union.
Soon be time to celebrated the sane
fourth, but the insane Fourth will
result in the usual number of fatali-
ties without doubt.-Middletown
Penny Press.
With the launching of the super
dreadnaught Arizona. let us hope the
lightning of suitable armament for
this country has been started-Wa-
terbury Democrat.
The protectors of 1.-The interests of
humanity are so busy protesting
against poison gas and submarines
that the girl with the long hat pin Is
pc rmitted to go NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
den Record.
TO be charged with a more lack OF
originality for his former secretary is
the distressing position of Rev. Billy
Sunday. If he had been called an UNI
blushing plagiarist no harm. perhaps,
would have been done.-Springfeid
Ecpu b1ican.
A physician says freedom from
worry is essential to the treatment OF
locornotor ataxia But a man who
could keep free from worry with
Iocomotor ataxia could recover from
an amputated head without treat
ment.-Louisville CourierJ Journal.
The longer this year lasts the surer
seems the statement that Napoleon
made a century ago when he SAID
that the Lord was on the side of the
heaviest artillery Big guns and
shells will decide this war.-Meriden
Journal ....<
The news that the nation spends
CROUCH on candy to purchase first
class navy is not going to get us any
where Does anybody expect that
the people will give up candy for
indigestible dreadnoughts ?-Roches-
Democrat and Chronicle.
A life prisoner in Connecticut has
lived longer than the life insurance
tables say that he should have lived.
His attorneys therefore say that he
has served as long a term as the state
ought to ask him to serve. and on
that ground asks that he is pardoned.
Westerly SUN.
Gabrielle d'Annunizo, who has been
splitting fire for several months. has
been ordered to join his regiment.
Hir ardor should convert Alpine
glaciers into running streams that
will sweep the gallant bersaglieri
onward to yienna.-Bosron Journal.
Mr. Bryan, says Mr.. viereck's pub
lication, spoke not only for himself
hut for the average American when
he resigned from the Cabinet. Righto!
The average American approved Mr.
Bryan's resignation absoIutely.-Fin-
ancial. America.
We would think that there could
be graft game made OUT of enlist
rnents in these days? Yet one of the
promoters of the so-called Empire
Battalion is accused In London of
being a crook.--Buffalo Express.
No country would be likely to waste
q first-class mans time spying in
the United States, when It could read
everything 1t wanted to know in the
newspapers.-st Louis Globe-Den-
ocrat.
At least the Kaiser has the courage
of his convictions. In decorating the
commander Of the submarine that
sank the Lusitania he. shows the world
that he is not. afraid to acknowledge
his own responsibility for the foul
murder Of innocent nor-com batants.
New York Herald
Bill Bryan's idea of keeping the
world at peace is to let the other fell
low hit the first and last blows and
all those in between. On the princf-
PIE. presuma bly,. that he will tire
himself out and quit. In the mean
time the object Of his attentions is
likely to be too dead to welcome the
arrival of peace.-New London Tele-
graph
The citizen soldier is no longer
lightly regarded as an ornamental
parsonage who parades on restal days
and dances in the arrnory. The idea
Of the need Of national defense now
possesses all minds and the value
IF the National Churchman's prac-
l-training to that end is apprec-
lated. New York Times.
Italy shows some consideration in
the matter Of military service. The