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The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24

There was Eudcn rush OF work
and tho foreman was short Of lahofeFa.
0olnk out Into tho ruad he found =
muscular looking tramp loAllng AZ tho
corner. Here was q possible recruit.
MY man." said he gcnially. do you
want workf-
what sort OF work." asked tho
tramp cautiously,
sweli. can you do anythIng with :
shoyelfs
The tramp suddenly boamsd At tho
speaker. s.
Il could try alice Of bacon on ~
be said eagerly
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24
Gotham Can Now Eat liorssaesh.

New York ~ Sale Of horse meat for
food viii be permitted in New York
after January /. the board Of health
announces. Commenting on the rev
ocation of the section Of the sanitary
code which prohibited the use Of horse
meat, Mr.. Emerson said that, while
the Health department does not exactly
recommend It, no harm can be seen In
its use. ssThe horse never has tuber-
culosis, and almost never conmuni-
Gates q malignant disease to human
beings. - he said. Hereafter old
horses viii be fattened for meat.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24
ona of Those Frlends.

"Wombat. I'm friend Of yours and
/ must tell you that today Flubdub
was saying some very mean things
about yon."
aff you are q friend OF mine why
ala vol, stand there and listen 70 him y
aNell, I'm friend OF his. too
Louisville Courlerdournal.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24
plaIn TAX.

British Tommy (somowhere In
France) Speak English Moohog
French Hhopkeeper--liut- yss---a
Ieetle, M'sien.
British Tommy--R -Rlghto; then give
US 10 pounds o. spuds, an afnse Q.
baccy, packet o. fags and poxso'
lights, and be siippyl -Hoaton Trans
aerink
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24

TU9 btut9 again.
Daisy" remarked the teacher.
don't love your cat too much. What
would you do n II died--you wouldn't
SEQ n again"
20. yes, should aea Il Ia heaven
mo dear. you're mistakeni animals
cannot 70 ID heaven like people"
Daiayfa eyes filled with tears, but
suddenly she exclaimed trlumphansly;
sAnImiaia do 80 10 heaven. for The
bible says that tho promised land y
flowing with milk and honey. sna u
there are no animals whore do they
got the mitkf"
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24

Have Issaishy, streae. Bsaetlful mye.
orallata ana fkynielAaa used hnfiae hye
Remedy many years before % vas offered as .
Domsnile kya MaAleiua. MaFiae u sun Cen.
rounded 81 Our rhysieiAas ana guafaateea
- them a. = Reliable Relief Tor nysa tnat Nesa
case. Try II In yeuF Kysa and IN mAhs . kysa- -
Ne amartinR Juet KYe comfcgt huy NURSE
81 youF priggist aeespt ne eneesitates aaa "
interested write foe neok of the kIa ksee.
MUnInN Rrn REMEDY Co. CmtpAou
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24
pehInd the TImes.

.John was Q good man." said tho
disconsolate widow, but no was 30
oldfAshioned 70 the last"
Glow nof'' asked the sympathetic
friend.
"Why. he got killed By q runaway
horse. ."--Albany Argus.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24
rhrlIl That cores But once, etc.

aWho IL tfst trampIng around over
hendfr asked = sedgwick young man.
uneaally, while calling on his best
giri.
sThat's papa she replied. He al
ways gets restless cong toward morn
ing."--Kansas City Star.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24
out for tha cam.

Edlth--so you are going to marry
that rude old Mr.. Roxleighf | don't
see how you can stand bis ways.
Mariel--I can stand his ways, my
dear. By remembering about his
means. Boston Transcript.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24
Nc Tlme Lost.

aTIow about your new atenographerS
Is she quiet and accuratef"
"Yes. SIR. She can powder ner race.
arrange her bracelets and flx her hair
quicker than any stonoRrapher ! ever
had, And DO II accurately, too
Louisville Courier-Jonrnal.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24

"Captain, there are burglars IN .
house on Umbhateen street"
sDont bother me with such etuff.
I gotta raid q ladies' euchre game.
know for q fact that cash prlzes arc
TO be played for."-Isouisville Courier
journal.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24

Jones--I nearly froEe to death last
night In my flatI
Janitor-Well, you probably wore
your spring overcoat 70 bed instead
Of your fur one Chicago Daily News
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24

For ivy poisoning apply Hantordl
Balsam. n Il antlssptie ana may ps
used 20 XII the poison. Prompt reile'
should follow tho first application
Adv.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24

aBerc's another funny story about
getting seat in crowded car"
aOh, that's q standing joke."-Bal'
timore American.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24
Canned MIlk to Advance.

Portland-The statement was made
recently by man closely associated
with the canned milk business that he
would not be surprised II there was an
advance Of 80 cents case In price IN
the near future. He based his opinion
ON the fact that the demand at the mo-
ment Is exceeding tho supply, and
manufacturers are facing hard game.
Il 10 said that 10000 casss Of
canned milk have been shipped recent
" to France and that one Eastern
manufacturer whn puts out . brand Of
milk under his own name II In tho
market for so, 900 cases. II II pre-
sumed this Is wanted 70 fill an export
order. Up 70 the present time Il 10
believed no fewer than 26O, 600 cases
have gone abroad.
All jcbbers are now asking VI. 10 for
MariRold milk. The advance Of 10
cents was made some time ago, but
was not adhered TO by the entire trade.
for various reasons.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24

esuwARp n BunTua /. Assssss eae u1s@i.sf
tB 'fnsxVijta Colorado, hpe6laea rFtce4i ogle.
allssr. in.d. 81 SlolA, blsef, MOI 0eiA, nei xlnq
a. Cspess G- Mailbag snyslopes z faiI gsiea ~
.p .EsI.sss,ss .Esss.s.. sssss. sssss' M ssE
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24
coun,rr creameries unIts.

Eugene, Ore. ---- That the Eugene
Farmers creamery win unite with
other cooperative ereameries Of the
state to protect themselves and assist
In marketing products Of the plants
was the sense Of q meeting Of the
shareholders Of the local plant. The
meeting was similar TO others held in
different parts Of the state whore
there are located cooperative cream
cries. It ID the outcome Of discomfort
and charges that the butter market OF
Portland has been manipulated In some
manner. 8. Schrock, representative
Of the state dairy and food commits.
sioner's Office, and @. r. Frevert, Of
the United States department Of agri-
culture, were present at the meeting.
Il is the plan to hold big meeting Of
the representatives Of all tho cooper
ative creamery associations In the
state in the near future.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24

For sprains mako thorough appll-
cation OF Hanford's Baisan. well rub.
bed In. Adv.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24

the next week.
Just what authority has been given
Baron Zwiedinek by his government
has not been made known It was re-
called here that relations between the
United States and Germany were seri-
ousIy strained when the German Am
bassador took virtually free hand to
conduct the negotiations, which pre-
vented the situation from becoming
more serious than it 1t one time was-
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24

SOLD upon msrlt- -IIAniOrd's IlAlsam
Adv.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24
Could Use shovel.

Wounds on man or beast should be
healed BY HantuFd'a nalnafn. Adv.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24

FOR CALLS use Hanforda nalsam.
Adv.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24

Chicago - Heavy profit-taking BY
longs who asserted that the govern
ment crop report was likely 20 prove
bearish, wiped out the greater part Of
q lively advance scored Thursday In
the wheat market here The close was
heavy at net gain Of ac 70 lie, with
Decebmer 1t s1.16a and May at s1.i73
Mf.i7a. The setback that eriBued
from the top level Of the session was
most apparent in the May option, Do
cember contracts remaining compare
lively frm owing TO fears that strike
IN progress on the Chicago Belt railway
might interfere with current Deliveries.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24
Sales of Cider Never So Large.

Tacoma-More cider has been sold
this season than ever before, as far as
Tacoma ls concerned, say merchants.
Retail dealers are laying In big sup
plies for Christmas and New Years
ana are anxious TO know II there Is
any chance Of scarcity should their
supplies not be large enough. Com
mission men inform them that there
win be plenty on hand. The varieties
offered are Jones Brothers and Schultz
Oregon elders, said 70 be equal to any
made. Fresh ranch eggs ere now
wbcIesalIng at l00z2 cents q DOZEN
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-12-24
Mhaat ooas to New York.

PendIeton--For the first time in the
history Of wheat raising In this county
shipments are now being mnds directly
from local warehouses to the New
York Markets.
81. w. Collins expects to ship oui
5000 tons this week from his ware
house TO New York. There is moi
much left Of the present local supply
Of wheat which will be acceptable II
New York for the reason that the At
Iantic port calls for Al quality. There
are no facilities for cleaning wheat OF
the Atlantic seaboard as here.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-13
A COUPLE OF FOOLS"

Washington.-Maj. Pullman, Wash
ington's new police~chief, says all
street accidents originate with the
automobile fool'' and the "pedes-
trian fool"
THEY ALL FELL FOR 1T
Akron, O.-Police are looking for
a rubber goods salesman who adver-
tised for nervy girls to learn aviation.
He sold fifty of them rubber aviation
suits at $50 each and disappeared.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-13
THERE'S A LAUGH AND A TEAR
IN THIS PARTICULAR COURT

IN THIS PARTICULAR COURT
In the court of domestic relations,
which has been called the court of
domestic revelations, the queer twists
of humanity reveal themselves by
turning tragedy into comedy and
laugh follows every tear.
Anton Kovolsky and his wife were
very sad. It was Anton's first arrest
and the first time his wife had to ap-
pear against him in a court
And then the story unfolded. An
ton had expressed his determination
to go out one night. Friend wife said
he couldn't go. He said he would.
She locked him in their bedroom and
then went to sleep and while she was
asleep Anton jumped from the sec
ond-story window, landed unhurt and
didn't go home again.
Mrs. Kovalsky awoke in due course
of time and missed Anton. She
hunted for him in the closet, under
the bed, ETC., and then, discovering
the window open, looked for his re-
mains in the street.
4hOy 0cIAO IhOy "OuAO h10S anu
make up, but as the wife left the
court she said to Judge SABBATH: "And
I'll put bars on that window"
John Grzybowske, 1909 Elston av.,
was a chivalrous soul. And he had
talkative lawyer. Mrs. John was
frail thing with a black bruise on her
chin. 1t was mark of affection from
John.
Tell the court what led to that
blow" said the lawyer.
John told. Mrs. John had said
something uncomplimentary. about
his mother. No real man lets a
woman say uncomplimentary things
about his mother. John figured it
out for week then he gave his wife
a punch in the jaw.
your honor said the lawyer,
"this woman causes this man to
III
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-13

."He might buzz for her." said
States Atty O'Reilly.
John was ordered to pay his wife
So a week.
Martin Bane said his wife drove
him to drink. Mrs. Martin had red
hair and swapping blue eyes. She
said Martin didn't work. He said he
did the best he could. The judge told
hi INTO take any kind of a job even if
he only got SO week.
Judge" said Martin, "she spends
all her time in her mothers rooming
house. If took $40 job she'd stand
at the front door and yell through the
80 rooms: Here comes my SO
man."
Mrs. Peter Carlson also had red
hair and Peter called her a white
hope" He said she wasn't quite as
clever as Jess Willard, but she was
mighty fine in landing her punches,
just the same, and sometimes she
varied the punches with lighted
lamps.
"That isn't true" said Mrs. Carl
son. HE blackened my eye a few
days ago. You can see, it amt faded
out yet"
81 didn't" said Peter. "She got
fussing and bumped her eye against
my head"
Peter was put on probation.
GUARDS SPOILED THE SHOW
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-13
GUARDS SPOILED THE SHOW

New York.-"Pm going on next"
announced a pajamaed and bath
robed young man on the back stage
at Miners theater. Then the guards
came and removed the escaped one
to the bughouse.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15
GRANT KLAMATH
EXTRA 100000
ERROR IN TRANSMISSION OF
MESSAGE SATURDAY MADE
THE PROJECT APPROPRIATION
LESS THAN HALF

Through an error in the trans.
mission Of telegram regarding the
appropriation for the work on the
klamath project In the fiscal year
beginning July /. 1t was stated In
the Herald Saturday that $4,000
was appropriated. The amount
should have read $4,000.
A correction from Washington ar
rived too late for Saturdays paper.
Included in this amount is money
for carrying on some extension work.
What this will be will not be known
here until the interior departments
report reaches the project head
quarters.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15
Notice Of Thanks

We desire to express our heartfelt
thanks to our many friends for their
kind services during the illness and
death of our beloved husband and
father; also to Rev. J. B. Griffith and
klamath Lodge. No. II. A. F. & A.
NJ, for administering the last sad
rites at the funeral; and to klamath
Lodge, No. 1247, B. P. q. E., for
their beautiful floral Offering.
MRS. J. A. CHASTAIN
AND FAMILY.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15
BAlnY WEATHER
GETS 4 VICTIM
tBy . Beholdsr)

The main question Of the day SUM-
day was. Have you seen 1T"
1T" stood ON Main strest corners
boastinx show windows large enough
Tor ..it'. to - "its' full reflection.
which Il seemed to enjoy % much
a. the rest OF ~, though perhaps
IN I diRersnt manner.
aou. ala ~. -. = nan but
"a tan the sad truth. We doubt it.
TIA true. 0veuny. that "it'' wore
trousers. but men, don't wear white
soclu. DO thev3
-. .n,t -. m.d. ~ . neat rr.y
snl. piped With drak cray tape,
ana supportins the LARGEST number
Of butseas that svsr waited flvs hours
At weed for the klamath nier. BE-
sidea thsse trimminRs. the suit WAS
deeoratsd with large checks running
through It very which way. These
cheeks were certified (by us), and
were found TO be pure checks and .
yard wide.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15

FOR SALE-second-hand 40 horse
power Buick touring car, Al con-
tdition. White Pelican Garage. 15tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15
TWO TAKE TEST
FOR ANNAPOlR
y. LEON BOILER AM CiAUpe
MIL TRYING For ArrOgs.
MENT AZ MIDsHIrMEN oNrs
Dy sINNOrT

=. Leon Boiler and Claude Hu
are today taking a competitive sus
ination for appointmcn, to the UsIiu
States Naval academy at Baksr N
Tho Dallcs.
Tho four youths highes, In u
lest win bc named ns principal ~
iirsi. second aud third al,crnaiss b
Congressman sinnott should IN
principal fall In the entrance sxanlaa.
lions. one of the al,ernatcs VIII \
selected.
Sturiing Garrett. u klamath c0usu
boy. was-last year choacn AZ . ~
sbipman In n competitive tcst for "
south OF tho second congressional dk
trict.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15
unsgSa avs s.Is 70 x.;sss10 0lS
|;;'S'P!'[IlE\ 'P!'[
|V&uad&yH

Yes, Craig Kennedy Is in town. He
Is registered at the Star Theater. and
will make his appearance today In
the greatest of all special serial pic
lures, "The Exploits OF Elaine" When
we say 1t is the greatest story OF Its
kind. we mean II. When you have
seen 1t you will say so yourself. The
picture is taken from the famous
Craig Kennedy" stories written by
Arthur D. Reeve, which have been
published In the Cosmopolitan maga-
zine. Arnold DAILY will be featured
as Craig Kennedy, the great scientific
detective. Pearl White will be soon
In tho title role.
"The Exploits OF Elaine" Is In four
teen episodes. Each episode consists
OF two reels. One episode Will be
shown every Monday night. Three
other subjects will be exhibited In
addition to Elaine" The story will
bc published In the Herald every Sat.
urday and Monday.
See the first episode. by oil means;
you will never regret II. In addition
to "The Exploits OF Elaine" a thrill
ing two-part Kalem railroad story,
"The Identification" will be shown.
Two Biograph comedies. "The Snow
busters" and THE Cheeseville Cops
will complete the big fve-reel pro-
gram which will be presented tonight
only.
80
! Leading the Orpheus program to-
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15

Many boxers still make use OF
Ketchel's old trick. The man
killer used to rub oil into his pores
before going into the ring. The stun
was not noticeable at first. but when
he began to perspire he became the
proverbial Chain Of creased light
ming" sliding in and out Of clinches
with amazing speed.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15
SO long aWelsh or his seconds didn't
offer objections Willie stayed creased

Another aged wheeze still In prac-
tice is that of plastering their hair
down with camphor ice. There are
two objects in this: One. that it keeps
the hair from dropping down over
their eyes, and two. camphor ice
when in close proximity to the eyes
has a tendency to make them blink
and water a little. 1t isn't harmful
but 1t is certainly anoying. In clinch
when their heads are close to gether
the fumes are sure to have some
effect.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15

"A Page from Life" which IL an un'
usually strong offering. and IL well
spoken Of In tho trade journals,
The name Ia we'll chosen as this
picture portrays one OF life's tragedies
enacted daily In our great chics.
A Joken comedy, "Tho Blank
Note. and the Young Reformcr".
featuring Little Matty. complete the
bill.
THE Trey o. Hearts" viii be com
pie,ed next Friday and Saturday. ana
the following week another serial VIII
bo started at Klamath's klassy Show
house.
- -
Subscribe for the Hers'd, so ecu"
4 month
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15

aching. swollen, smarting feet YOU is
just tinglc for joy; shoes never butt
seem tight.
Get 20 cent box Of "TI2" now frou
any druggist or department store To
foot torture forcvcr--wear smpilcr'st.r-
keep your feet fresh, sweet AMI hapl
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15

" T1Z +" draws
out the aci,ls and
Inisons thn. pun
up your feet. No
matter how har,i
you work. how
long you dance.
how far you
walk. or how Ion;
you rciltuin ots
your feet. "TlH'
brings resiful
foot comfort
"TIZ" Is Non
.iersui for tt,eli
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15

Herald want ads get results.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15

Leading the Orpheus program to-
night is melodrama in two parts.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15
"T|z" GLAODENS
SORE, T|BED FEET

"TIZ" makes sore. burning. tired fee.
fairly dance with delight Away 10 the
aches and pains, the corns. caliou-es.
blisters and bunions.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15
A LITTLE SPORTING GOSSIP
United Press Service
By Hal Sheridan

United Press Service
NEW YORK. Feb. 15.-some of
the old tricks Of the ring still are In
use despite the frigid looks Of the
boxing public and the new generation
OF fighters. OF course, the days when
a boxer could work his man around
to the wings so some second could
slam him with beard and put him
to sleep. are past. But there are
several leading boxers who owe a
gr- eat deal to their cleverness to the
little aids. perfectly harmless. prob.
ably. but still aids.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15

One Of the most comon Of all il
the use Of grease. A fighter who
greases his body can slip in and out
Of clinches about ten times as easy
as he could were his skin not SO
slippery. From the viewpoint Of the
average fan he appears cleverer and
quicker on his feet.
In Willie Beecher's recent ten
round fasco with Champion Fredie
Welsh at the Garden, the East Side
boy was as slippery as an eel. He
appeared much faster than he really
is and he got away with it in good
shape. The referee could have dis.
quarified him had he SO minded. but
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15

Martha Jane Logue died at her
home, two miles northeast of Hide
brand. Oregon. January 20. 1915. at
the age Of 80 years. Funeral was
held in the NJ. e. church, in BONANZA.
and inferred in Bonanza cepetery, be-
side her husband.
The deceased came to Klamath
county in 1893. with her husband,
William Logue. who died in 1904.
Two sons and one daughter sur
vive her, John w. Logue. James L.
Logue and Mrs. George smyth. also
five grand children and nine great
grand children.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-09-25
FOOTBALL TODAY
Eastern Elevens Open GridirOn
Schedules This Afternoon.
PrincetOn-GeOrgetown Contest
Attracts Much Attention.

New York, Sept. 25.-Most of the
lea ding football teams. of the east
open the season today with games
with elevens from the colleges of les
ser importance in the athletic world.
Harvard. Yale, Princeton and Penn
sylvaria are among the leading teams
which test their football material for
the 1915 season today.
The Army, Navy and Cornell teams
were not included in today's schedule.
The Harvard team will play Colby at
Cambridge. The Crimson squad is
said to contain material for strong
eleven and is expected to experience
no great difficulty with the t, am from
Maine. Yale, which will play the
University Of Maine at New Haven, is
expected to give an exhibition of its
of the passing game with
which it achieved success last season.
Interest centered upon the Prince
ton-GeorgetoWn game at Princeton,
owing to reports from the south that
has a fast heavy eleven
which may give a good account of it
self.
1t was thought likely that Pennsyl-
vania would find the University of
Virginia a strong opponent in their
opening game at Philadelphia.