New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-03-15

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the badger haircut and the turni,,
shoe abound.
There seemed 70 be an atmospbe,, =,
inertia about Denver. It was as tn
the town was saying "Well, this W.,
wonderful town in 1890. You should :.
seen it then" Chicago, Kansas CITY ,.
poria, Hutchinson, Cheyenne
places seem to say "Well, yes, this >.
so bad, Of course. But you ought % q.
what we're going to be by 1920"
1t takes all kinds Of newspape,
employ a typographical union, which =
counts for the Denver papers. The De-
YER newspapermen are more capable a.
intelligent, man for man, than the ",
York crowd, but the Denver papers 4,
about as fascinating as the New Yv,
Heralds editorial page.
In the Denver Press Club there hs,r
a photograph Of Damon Runyon "a
hair is parted in the middle.
Vaudeville audiences are just ar
Down in Savannah or Up 70 Malone a
the poet says, SISTER Suses Sez,,
Shirts for Soldiers" is Denyers not.
of Swinburnean and Gilbertian lra
and versiicatory skill, just as it is M
York's and Boston's. And 81 DIX,
Train My Boy to BE a Soldier" Ia
sure-tire peace-plea everywhere.
No wonder the western women d,.t
keep their shoes polished You don't e.:
shinery in blocks Of walking ST.
the W. k. law of s. and d. may reg.lsa
the number of Denver bootbacks Just
it governs the number Of New York e.,
lists.
Problem in simple quadratic ethic, Z
column-conductor goes against a ts
game at cigar stands in Denver a.:
Cheyenne and beats it three tines or, Z
three. the game being 10 throw 25 "a
kind, with l3 shakes Of 10 DICE, ogg:
the &C., getting SO worth Of cigars II
75c.. send S2.25 worth Of cigars back 2
the paper or ought he put down "An-a
ment 75c," and smoke the :;
CARS himself, which were very w.
good?
At Greeley, Colorado, town fOvr.a
/ believe, by this newspaper )cf Enga
'Britann.), a large sign near the stsa1
reads: This Is Greeley. Always &.g
and Never Broke"
In Denver is the Tabor Grand 0Fs1
House, scene of Eugene Fields No
jesky":
Bill Run the Grand for TABOR, and b
give US two a deal
AS how we RELY otter see ModjesE d
Cancel"
All the Pullman washroom ialoz
marked Hot" have run hot-ths gs
since leaving New York. And have d
had Burgess Johnson's experience yet O
having the Gold" faucet run hot B.
coming out of Ogden the other moril!
the tooth-water contrapti0n ran De-
which is about what one ought 10 elpS
crossing a salt lake, suppose. L "
not to begin breakfast with .ce-crean.
All the eectsic-lights in the berths ~
worked, too. If the light hadn't wo'l@
last night | shouldn't have read %
March Everybody's. And then | shoalA
have seen how Owen Johnson's hero SIG
selections from High Jinks,' WIZ
played at the Casino in 1914, although .
hero was singing in the days when b.
King Theodore was on the throne.
George AIDE used TO tell about u
father, who ran the bank IN keati,-
Ind, a town of about 500. on a clear q.
The bank was called THE National b''
of North America In PEABODY m-
the two-story frame hosiery, when -
contain three small rooms, IS The VA"
Central Hotel.
| may spool, | may waliop the PINK
night, d.
But | can't dodge the novels Of h'''
Bell Wright
Another tradition has gone WI"
d-water-in-the- Hot faucet thing 10
don't serve banana fritterS IN dining .
any more. The banana tritter. appS''-..
expired when the table d'hOte dlne' ~
So, 1911