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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-12-02

ble-minded children, the Co.ored Nor
nal School and the numerous o,he,
points Of interest.
AS usual Col Z. H. Taylor. Jr.. pro
prietor OF the Old Taylor distilIery
Will keep open house and inciientally
VIII extend a general invitation 10
visitors to roam over bis magnihcen,
Woodford county farm and see his
champion herd OF Hereford cattle and
other prize-vinning stock. Col Tsv.
Tors estate Is destined to be the rival
OF the Haggin farm and already :
considered one OF the show places
Al Bakers distillery and the may
Others In and about Frankfort the - 4.
come sign will be hung out to visit re
While merchants and citizens THROUGH.
out Frankfort will have the latch.
string hanging outside. Warden W.rs
OF the Reiormatory Is planning n.'i.
day for the unfortunates incarcerarad
behind the grim walls o. the Reform.
tory and thousands % visitors r-.t.
ably will take advantage Of the oprar.
tunliy to get a glimpse % the inside.
Rain viii No, interfere
me committee IN charge OF Oh. p.
engagements for the inaugural r....
monies at the Capitol has compIr,.I
plans whereby stand may be tbr.. ,
up In a few hours either inside q, r.,
according 10 weather conditions r..
disagreoable weather that marked q. .
Induction into Office OF Co,.-...-
McCreary will have little effect sr,.rl
there be- q recurrence. for tho t- 4
corridors and galleries In tho ,.r
capitol will hold several ,bgys.,t
visitors and IN tho event NJ rain DID,.
stand viii be erected inside and ,t.
ceremonies held there.
That the attendance viii DO I,,-,.
than ever before Is conceded rt,
editors Of an tho Kentucky rog. ~.
p'rs nave been placed on the PublIrry
ommltiec aud through their p.,...
nave extended the invitation m D.
,uckIans TO be present and part.ci,,,,
~ inc inaugural coromouies Tr. ..
ic.iy COMMITTEE viii have bn4s....
.erS IN a building adjoining the C5pr,
house equipped Tor the conyrr.a
u newspaper men who win Ir ..
mo 'Isl'nr' and n cordial wp'r1u. Dr..
been extended 10 an o' tho E....
'o"spapcrmcn 70 he prcson, and r.,
axe OF Frank'ort's hospitality
The beautiful scenery In and ,r.u.
frankfort the drives along the Kan.
".hl river and the srlnrlfl r1rrr
.N'''lTr from Frankfort win ,r-r..5
opportunity Tor visitor 10 spend ar.-
Ton NJ 'h"i- time On n'rr..r, ....
.H' T.'. 0'r- Oh. .-arrrr......
ceremonies are concluded.
Cheap Railroad Rates.
Az. .'. 'ra' m hc state n,
N.r'u.ay l". wH.II r..
frankfort and return og ac,rv-,
Inauguration Dec. I'M or thrn, c-..
pop milo Plus twenty Two c.o,. r,.
'" round .in Tickets ~ poo ..,l w..
Dec G'h an1 TN good returning pr,p
Dec ON mldnI~ht ''''
on above basis the round fri, tor..
I'd Frankfort and ryft,,,, r.. 4.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-12-02
lnlereslIna rrIp PtomI,,d.

Aside from the ntcro Ting Incidents
that viii :elturo the inaugural plans
The trip 10 Frankfort viii be made the
occasion f1r thousands OF visitors 10
get a look at the new Capitol, the his.
toric OLD state House. the Rolorma.
tory, the Arpenal, the Institute for Fee.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-12-02
Program No, Complete.

Tho exact program for tho Inaugural.
Zion Docs rO' been completed but win
be- announced a few days In advance
10 ihr event Goycruorelcct STANLEY
i' expected tp arrive iu Frankfort
accompanied Dog Mrs Stanley and their
.0f'" .nu. Uu Sunday aud they prah.
ably WIl' ho he guests OF friends until
'h'y take un their home IN tho man.
Ton Governor James n NcCroary
".'' Introduce Goypuorolcct Stanley
.rl Lieutenant Goyurrurplcc, James
u. Black. FOO whom thu oath NJ 1nce
"'.l be administered by Chief Justice
S'"rhu.'.r1 Miller of rho ruur, NJ
Appeals. thu inaugural address ~
Governor Stanley promises i1 la IN.
"f''Hg U.f alone because nf ff.
fI'inI powers o' Ura'ury Im for ffa
o. ZOO 'H1' he win rm'.rr r'rr r.
FOR f..r... r.... ,..,
r. .'N NJ. OLA. ....
'....
.. w"n..mv'. .r n.... nr,.
..' ..u..
sro thuw.nr o., . ... r.
show places n Frankfort arr I,.rr
carefully 'uH.nl after hy Chief Of
Police Manrn and Mayor Jo.,rh
Rupert Cincinnati w'Il send rm.l
of trained mon and lom vine ami .,.
n"'n' VIII .uH.h Hi fiarnr. ,I
RECOGNIZED ability ia Iraurp pt,si,,,,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-12-02
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Sale
Sat Dec. Ath.

Regular 2Sc and SOC
dies IN holiday boxes on
~ foc or . Tor soc.
AIS q sole on handker-
chiefs. see them in our
show windows.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-12-02
OF Interest to Farmers,

Continued from f-,' w.oD
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
Crowns by Wholesale.

1t is told of one Of the ancient kings
Of Egypt that his coronation process.
sion occupied whole day in passing
through the city of Alexandria and
that 1920 crowns of gold were carried
by the servants. One crown was three
feet In height and twenty-four feet in
circumference. There were also car
ried in the procession sixty-four suits
OF golden armor, two boots of gold.
four and half feet in length; twelve
golden basins. ten large vases of per-
fumes for the baths, twelve ewers,
fifty dishes and large number Of ia
bles-all Of gold. Twenty-three Of the
1920 crowns were valued ut 1884 400,
and it Is not surprising that the pro-
cession was guarded by 10000 soldiers.
st. James Gazette.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
EAST INDIAN IDOLS.
Some That Ar Guarded and saIutsd
by British Troops,

Some That Ar Guarded and salutsd
by British Troops.
In India British guard Of honor
presents arms to stone tiger every
day. The tiger is regarded by the ma
lives as god who drives away all
danger and calamity. and once some
soldiers. in spirit Of mischief. over
threw the image from its resting place
ind sent It rolling into the valley be-
low.
So shocked and scandalized were the
natives that revolt seemed imminent,
and Lord Combermere quieted the out
ragged natives by restoring the image
to its pedestal and ordering the regi-
ment to salute 1t in full view of all.
Since that time British troop has
kept watch over the tiger idol day by
day.
Another Indian idol which is watch
ed over by the British Is the god
whose name is Kiak Kiak, equivalent
to Lord Of Lords" which is supposed
to be asleep for 5000 years and whose
awakening will be the end Of all
things.
Hence the natives Of the city Of
Pegu. In Burma, are terribly afraid
that some one will arouse the god, so
the British government, to avert trou-
BILE, stationed sentry there to prevent
this catastrophe.
Once a year strange custom is OBJ
served in Cairo. A piece of carpet on
which, according to tradition, Ma
hOmet once sat and which is the most
famous sacred relic of Islam, is car
ried through the streets. and the khe-
dive and his troops all receive it In re-
view order ard salute it as they pass.
The relic is guarded most carefully
ut ordinary times, and the officer in
charge of it each morning must sa-
lutte it with his sword raised, while
the bugler blows three blasts before it.
Exchange.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
1RAlNERp MAN
ON EVE OF OPERATION
e. a. spohn Finds Relief With
First Dose Of Remarkable
Remedy for Stomach

E. A. Spohn of Brainerd, Mimi.
R. F. D. No. 2, was sa dangerous
ly ill that his physician declared
lie could not live unless he was
operated upon.
He feared an operation and in
seeking way out he tried Mayr's
Wonderful Remedy. 1t succeed
ed.
After he had gained back his
strength he wrote:
II thought I would let you know
how l was benefited by Mayr's
Wonderful Remedy. l took it
some time ago. 1t did all that
you claimed it would do. l was
so bad that the doctors told me
| could not live without an opera
ton. but I did not have one and
don't think l shall ever need
one now. 1 have felt no signs of
gall stones since l took your
treatment"
Mayr's Wonderful Remedy gives
permanent results for stomach,
liver and intestinal ailments. Eat
as much and whatever you like.
No more distress after eating,
pressure of gas in the stomach
and around the heart. Get one
bottle Of your druggist now and
try it on an absolute guarantee
if not satisfactory money will be
returned-Henry Miller & Co.,
Druggist. Adv
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
Cemeteries Where Women Gossip.

Friday, the Sabbath Of the Moslems,
when all true believers of the mascu-
line gender make point of going to
church, their wives. sisters and daugh-
ters resort to the cemeteries and vail
for the dead. But all their time is not
spent in weeping. and sorrow is not the
only emotion they display on these oc-
casiOns. They take with them punches
and garlands of flowers and decorate
the graves of their relatives and pray
and weep over the dead for q time.
Then when this pious duty is perform
ed they gather in little groups and have
a good time gossiping about the living.
Thus the day of mourning is very popu-
lar among the Moslem women. 1t gives
them almost the only opportunity they
have Of cultivating the acquaintance Of
their neighbOrs.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
cHoPsTlcKs IN JAPAN.
How They Are Used and How They
Ar Served In Public PIaeaa.

Ar Served In Public Places.
The use Of chopsticks is general in
Japan. except among the richer class
es. who have adopted European knives
and forks. and, TO some extent, the
European cuisine. Small bowls of CHI
ma or lacquered wood are the usual
table equipment After the various
solid portions Of the food have been
lifted to the mouth with chopsticks the
liquid remaining is slipped from the
bowl.
In the case Of rice, which would be
tedious to pick up grain by grain. the
bowl Is often raised to the mouth and
the rice shoveled or pushed in with the
chopsticks. 1t is also customary to
pour little tea into the rice bowl aft
er 1t has been nearly empticd, and in
this way the few remaining grains Of
rice are washed down as the tea ia
drunk.
At public places the chopsticks at
each meal must be new. This is indi-
Gated by the fact that the chopsticks
are made from one piece of wood and
are left Joined together, as were
matches at one time in the United
States. These new chopsticks are in
cased in thin paper envelope, sealed
at the end, and bearing japanese char
acters advertising either the hotel or
some firm that has furnished them free
to the proprietor for the sake of the
publicity thus gained. Toothpicks,
which are freely used by all Japanese
at meals. are also inclosed in envelopes
that frequently bear advertising mat
ter.-New York Times.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
sENTRIEs FOR CHURCHES.
A Custom Forced by Native Feuds In
the Melanesian Islands.

''s0's%''SS'Ssss
In the Melanesian islands the natives
carry on feuds with more relentless
hatred even than the yendettistes of
Corsica. In these islands Christianity
has been made. ut least in outward
aspect, the religion of the people.
That it really does mean something
to the Melanesian is evidenced by the
reply l received from an intelligent old
chief when asked him why he did not
become Christian.
I'm to be-" he said, when kill the
devil who kill my boy five years ago."
So relentlessly are these feuds car
ried on that it is the custom for a ma.
tive Of wealth with a grievance against
another, but who finds it impossible or
inexpedient to kill his enemy and Sc
cure his head himself, to hire profess
sional murderer and pay him upon the
delivery of the head.
Often in the years that are just gone
lndiscriminate killing went on with
such savage persistence that even dur
ing church service pot shots" were
taken at marked worshipers through
the doors and windows.
The situation became so acute In one
village that the government was petit
toned, and the response was the loan
to the missionary of rifle.
The missionary took the hint and
armed one Of his natives who stood
guard outside the church during serv-
ices.
And so it became the fashion on many
OF the islands to add sentry to the
church rolls-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
EXPLOSIVES OF WARFARE.
To Great Extent They Are Develop.
mont Of Fireworks.

mont Of Fireworks.
War is q wholesale fireworks cele-
bration. A giant firecracker is really
a dangerous bomb, and rifle grenades
are but small rockets, CARRYING high
explosives and fired from rifles. Great
fort destroying projectiles look simply
like gigantic rockets.
The first magazine gun was Ro-
man candle. The first projectile pro-
PEELED by an explosive was rocket.
The first shrapnel was bomb dis
charging luminous stars instead of bull
lets.
Modern warfare is. so to speak, a
development of Fourth of July ideas.
However. gunpowder-the first ex-
plosive-was itself mere play stuff for
ut least thousand years before any
body thought of using it for war pur-
poses. 1t was commonly employed in
China for fireworks and crackers dur
ing the earliest centuries of the Chris
tan era. The bombs nowadays drop
ped by military aviators are childrcn's
torpedoes magnified to make them
deadly.
Really an incendiary bomb was the
famous Greek fire" of the crusaders.
1t has been said that shrapnel is a
modified fireworks bomb. 1t has the
form of a cylinder, which. at a dis
lance from the gun muzzle suitably
timed by fuse. blows its own head
of, throwing out $50 or more lead bull
lets that travel on their own account
with a velocity of 400 feet second
Philadelphia Record.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
How a Coal Fire Protects Itself.


A curious way in which fire in the
heart Of coal pile keeps itself from
being put out is noted in mining
Journal Such fires often start in the
interior Of large piles Of coal owing
to heat developed by slow oxidation.
which is prevented by the size of the
pile from escaping into the air. Such
fires are difficult to put out owing to
the fact that the burning mass turns
the coal around it into coke. which is
nearly impervious to water. The pile
may thus be thoroughly drenched with
out putting out the fire. which it never
really reaches. The only way to deal
with the situation is to drive into the
pile sharpened iron pipe long enough
to reach the burning coal and then to
couple hose to the upper end and
turn on the water.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
A Dreadful Mistake.

Glympe lin railway carriage)-This
is splendid book. a masterpiece.
recommend you to buy it. Gumph-
l wonder how it is selling. Glympe-
1t Is selling in thousands. Can't pub
lish It fast enough. I'm the publisher,
so l ought to know. Gumph-Im 80
glad to hear you say that, because am
the author. Glympe suddenly COL
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. is, it may
sell fast. But there are very serious
risks" (Swoons away.)-London Mail.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

In the matter Of the Estate. Of Gertrude
A. Marks, Deceased:
Notice is hereby given by the undersign-
ed Myron T. Springer, Executor of the Es-
tate Of Gertrude A. Marks, late of the viii
land and State of North Dakota, deceased,
to the creditors of, and all persons having
claims against said deceased, to exhibit
four months after the first publication OF
this notice, to said executor at his resi-
dence in the Township OF West End in said
Richland County.
Dated Nov. 9th A. D., 1915.
MYRON T. SPRINGER,
Executor of the Estate of Gertrude A..
Marks, Deceased.
Dpc 0nd It
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
WATKINS REMEDIES

I have the agency for the Wat
kin's liniments. spices. extracts
and toilet articles for the south
half of Richland county, includ-
ing the city of Wahpeton.
A full line of the above arti-
cles is kept at 81 Second street
south.
Phone 36sL NJ. D. Keeney, Agent
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
Let Her In on This.

Il believe a man should be master
In his own house." said the newly mar
rted man. There can be only one
head in family, and l mean to be it."
THAT'S very good idea" answered
bis friend, who had been married
more years than the other had lived,
"a very good idea indeed. Have you
spoken to your wife about it?"-St.
Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
Tree Leaves and W.ter.

Ash leaves are capable Of taking up
more water than those of most other
trees. In a hundred pounds Of ash
leaves are eighty five. of water. in the
same weight Of beech leaves seventy
i've. of maple sixty, Of pine fourteen
and Of flr ten.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
she Valued Her He.d.

Henry VIII. after the death of Jane
Seymour had some difficulty in getting
another wife. His first offer was to
the dowager Duchess of Milan. but her
answer is said to have been: II have
only one head. II l had two one
should certainly be at his service"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
Not Needed.

The young bride had clearly formed
ideas on industrial questions.
81 will give you something to eat,"
she Informed the tramp, IF you will
get that AK
ooh. l shan't need that" the tramp
interrupted in reassuring tone. "My
teeth are all right."-I4ondon Stray Sto-
rieS.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
NATURALLY a.

"she's been so conceited since they
managed to get a player piano."
"Well. dear. playe r piano owners do
e a general thing put on airs."-Bal-
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
His Fest.

1Io rest.
your friend had quite an acrobat3c
promotion"
flows thatT'
went up over a lot of other peo-
ple'S heads."-Baltimore American.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09

Josh Billings used to say that when
man begins going downhill all ere.
alton seems creased for the occasion.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1915-12-09
Still on High.

The moon boosted.
"And yet when l left the earth all
the wiseacres said I would come down
like stick" she cried.-New York
Sun.
The interior journal., 1915-03-12

ing good health now and owe 1t all 70
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The interior journal., 1915-03-12
MISTAKEN DIAGNOSIS - DOC
TORS GUESS WRONG AGAIN.

About five years ago / wrote to
you that | had been terrible Suf-
ferer from kidney and bladder trou-
bles, and that my physician informed
me that my left kidney was in such
condition that there was no hope for
my recovery. was advised to try
your Swamp-Root as a last resort,
and after taking -four. fifty-cent size
bottles, l passed gravel stone
which weighed ten grains. | after
wards forwarded you this gravel
stone. Have had No return of any
trouble since that time and cannot
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derful preparation, Swamp Root,
which cures after physicians fail.
Very truly yours,
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Route 8, Box 80. Rosebore, N. c.
Personally appeared before me,
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Horne, who subscribed the above
statement and made oath that the
same is true in substance and fact
JAMES M. HALL,
Notary Public.
The interior journal., 1915-03-12
WAYNESBURG.

Mr.. and Mrs. Allen Hart and chill
dren left March 2nd, for their home
in Hood-River, Oregon, after spend
ing several weeks with their father
and other relatives at this place.
Mr.. M. F. Padgett and family who
have been located in Tennessee, for
several years have come returned
here to make their home. We are
glad to have them in our midst again.
Mr.. Luther Helmintoller left
Tuesday for West Virginia, after
spending several days with his par
ents here.
Mrs. M. D. McKinzie and little
daughter Ada, of Danville, visited
her sister, Mrs. A. B. Morgan last
week.
Mrs. H. H. Singleton visited friends
in Somerset last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. l. c. Singleton, Mr..
and Mrs. R. Curtis, Mrs. T. c. Nor
gan and Master Butler Reynolds
spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. w.
r. Singleton.
Mrs. A. j. Johnson is some better
at this writing.
Messrs. A. 3. Morgan and F. o.
Gooch were in Stanford Monday.
Miss Minnie Caldwell continues ILL.,
Mr.. Will Reynolds is erecting a
new dwelling near the church.
Mr.. w. B. .Helmintaller and
family of West Virginia, moved to
their property recently purchased
from l.. G.. Gooch
Mr.. j. w. Sweeney is putting up a
store building at his home near here,
Mr.. II. j. RurleSon sold his home
to L. M. Florence at a fancy price.
Mrs. Ollo Caldwell and children
left for New Castle, Ind, last week
where she will join her husband, who
is working in cabinet factory.
Mr.. Evert Reynolds has gone 20
New Castle, Ind, to work.
The interior journal., 1915-03-12
col DS
Anup-to-date remedy for
colds. That is what Peruna
is. In successful use over
so years.

Colds are caught in many
ways: lily ventilated rooms
rooms that have direct draughts !;
crowded rooms; damp houses |;
stuffy school rooms; offices lily
heated.
A dose of Peruna at the right
, time, at the first symptom of
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a dose or two of Peruna before
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For several years I have been
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Il give the children Peruna If they
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when I feel a cold coming on I
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mo family should ever be without
Peruna, for 1t is an unfailing cure
for colds" Mrs. NJ. F. Jones. Burn
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The interior journal., 1915-03-12
When Knighthood Was in Flower

AS Pat O'Hoolihan was walking
down Broadway he was accosted by a
distinguished looking stranger who
wished to know the quickest way to
the City Hall. Pat told him, and then
inquired cheerfully, "And who might
We be-"
81" said the stranger, drawing
himself up proudly, "am the Hon.
John Kenneth Edgerton, of London
Knight of the Garter, Knight of the
Bath, Knight of Malta, Knight of the
Golden Fleece, Knight of St. John,
knight of the Royal Legion and of
the Iron Cross. And whom have l the
honor of addressing?"
Pat was staggered for a moment.
Then he in turn raised his head
proudly and replied: "Ye have the
honor of addressin' Pathrick O'Hoo-
lihan, of Hoboken, tonight, lasth
night, night befoor lasth night, night
befoor that, tomorrow night, and livery
other dom night in the wake"