Arizona republican., 1915-11-14
For Sale-MisceIlaneOus
FORD,S AFFILIATIONS

] Everything goes wrong, but I do ! gather tribles of glee, notwithstanding. ! My ad Sunday was classified under ] Female Help Wanted I was roaring ! for time, but results convinced me that errors are oft beneficial, as per: A beaming face appeared Monday, with How de doc. sir. You MT. 1 FOrd?" Yes" I'll take a position ! This was a sumner, and I murmured 1 What dooing?" One look, one glance, i convinced me that 1 was up against it. but when she replied, "Doin' you, ," and sticking out her tongue whisked out. I felt like the feller who had taken an overdose of epsom. Taking pen, I got busy: failing to hear the next, who 1 hollowed: "Oi come for that job" What job?" Don't monkey with me, - ! she yelled, Tor oi'll spatter you mucous | fornist your face" An me-" I ex- claimed, and out she went Surely, I thought, that settles it. but no such i luck. That Junk Ford in?" His i representative" I whispered. I'm a widow-grass at that I want that | job l ventured 8 few questions Widow by force or effect? Have a family. l presume? Husband treat you harshly? Decree granted in Reno? | 1 for another man? Court grant you alimony? Any suitors as yet? etc. etc during all Of which time I never peeked at her face, until it seemed as ] tho felt some forcible drops of liquid in my ear, which materialized into | regular wads, or gobs, and as she just plunged out. I wiped the sticky sub stance Cit was gum and saliva mixed) from my perspiring low forehead, and groaned. oh that I could profit by Josh Billings axioms, and not be for ever in trouble l have the largest assortment of gas stoves and heaters-a choice lot of family coal and wood Restaurant Ranges. The prettiest lot of gasoline ranges, and coal oil stoves, and heat CTS that you ever saw Two instantaneous water heaters for bath or kitchen. $500 \ coil gas water heater. $500. Singer Sewing Machines: S6 to s12.
 Other Sewing Machines, s3 to So
 Two White" Machines s3 to B.
 Horse power well CT shaft whim S15
 Some worn ladies clothes, cheap.
 Drop leaf kitchen, parlor, cafe, din- ing or restaurant tables, cupboards, Hoosier or plain, very low.
 Dressers, the neatest, and large va riety. s6 to S15.
 Glass front or plain bookcases, 8 to s7.5O.
 Beauts of chiffoniers and drawers, S5 to S15.
 Most elegant sideboards, 3 sizes, $S to SIG
 Roller top k-handsome-$2O
 $40 large silver tray; s1O will buy.
 A punch bowl and glasses-perfect gem-s400.
 The rings and canes for chance game.
 A golf set. cheap.
 One set boxing gloves, s1O0
 A trombone, $2.50; mandolin. $250: Imported Beauty Mandolin, S7.5O.
 Some cheap jewelry and watches
 A large supply of guns and pistols, cheap.
 All kinds of music boxes $500 up.
 Clocks and lamps: baby buggies and carts.
 Fine stock of Rugs, Carpets and Hall Runners.
 Wringers and wash machines; any price.
 Clockery. glass. tin, granite, iron and aluminium ware
 Wire stretchers and wagon jack. Auto jacks cheap.
 Examine our lovely chairs and rockers.
 Sheets. pillows blankets. No equal. l
 Only this to say of beds: No com l petitors
 Remember. Every kind of stove and | heater on earth is found here.
 In gas ranges I have 20 kinds, 20 ! sizes. 20 makes.
 To warm your room, our oil or gas heaters are perfection.
 There are many makes of gasoline stoves. Just look ours over; 50 pat terms.
 Do you need 5-S wire cable? Pc a foot.
 Post hole diggers, hand seeders and sultivators.
 A large steel pan made for ham burgers.
 Encyclopedias: English language. for $500
 Set French novels. 20 volumes. $500
 Bcilermakers' rollers; stocks and lies cheap.
 Motorcycle speedometer complete ss
 Milk cans and barrel churn
 Wringers and wash machines, very OW- Crockery. tin and granite ware.
 Wire stretchers and wagon jack and prays. In chairs. choice variety: also ockers I won't exhaust your patience-keep verything. Buy. sell or exchange lord. 24 West Jefferson. Phone 1776. 70 H. P ROADSTER, in first class onditiOn. for sale cheap or will trade 'hone 2T35. It FINE DWARF MAIZE in the field 1 O. co Der ton coma take if away