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Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10
tnE6cusABLE missrATEmEHT
or FACTS.

Fullovine the grneri election Boz
1919 ~ t.ano contested iht clre
tinn ~ jeff AicI.emofe before the
Texas Court 81 citn Appeals aud that
august body decided Tint Do uHH strict.
N Federal question and fhtf nu
state Court had Jurisdiction Corpus
Christi Democrat
On hla cffur,s to dp or Hai sNmcihinr
which mas please those chat hire him
me editor nf the Democrat who hlH au
the earmhrks os heinr resent impUr
iati0n makes himself ridiculous ard
tiso SHOWS himself ia b. both euHmnt
aud mtllfiu The truth .s 49, IS D.
fhne plp NOT "fallnWiua fHf general
election in talf" "Uanfeaf tHe election
af 1off Mri.cmnre nnd nti fe dome
eo boz wonll have flied hi- contest win
tho House 20 NoprssrntHflN Nf wash
lnFton what M i.ann li1 iu was o.
contest the nomination n NDi .emnrs
1rsi before tne l'emucref runNrufIaa
at I.l i'lrn and where he 0liled Yt tnf
time go show that nr hai mere votes
either officials ur mofiriHlit thnr
/ NHf.emnrn ~ heinz established bees und
/ fhe shadow uf doubt thtf Wri.emurN
I hlsd rrrpiVed the mos' Votes Don thc
& Democratic primary ihr Convention
I declared ham the NOMINEE nf tAs ilemO
cratic Party Tor thr porition ~ Com
I rresamnn IA faifF NJ iaue then
naadamuHed fhe new state Executive
Z Committee which met ~ Austin fow
( dnss after fhe 90 f'aFn Convention adj
iourual end after hearing both aldrs
I 5he Committee rshrld tho action ~ fhc
( state Convention tiut Nc, ,i~tpr HtlN
was ROT satisfied ~ DC flied hA contest
, .i. tte District Court ~ Harris Cmnn
which Vua presided over At tho time ut
spe. lni Judge NORMAN q khtfsn art-
lne tnr thc iatr judge John a Read
who was absent un account of Illness
I Tho hacrlug Hstrd thruugb several
iuvH and resulted Soc e deriaion favor
ahlr ta Mrf.omorr Nv lanes sNH
nih rHcot showing that Nivi.emnrt rr
ceItrd the most votes aud No ianr
|onn hrrc 90 winning un thnlctif1
uAsr thr INV. which iH Fer explicit
fh. trUl covert is fHr court Of iast rD
snri in primary riesiiun contest g.sra
boot Air I.anc Insisted ON cnfrinN tht
contest tn the Court 20 CiNl Appeals
I4t gaheatHn This court reviewed th,
CASIO Nih ard rendered bn opIniun t
ihr rfrc0t thar be- bad no iurslil ti0t
as under tho law TOE trial court was
the count of last rrsori in primH0 cie,
tiou contest onacs Ra stated above 81
rn pincc lu hes ciHnion did 1ae Court
40 CtKl Appeals even So much as nN.
matc co., iufcr "fhaf 10 was a fedcr1
question and that nu state Cour' hat
Jurisdiction tSfe \ W Reporter
Vol tsa parv 1913 "lane ~ Mote.
more Nc tho cinor 20 ths Copu'
christi Democrat boz his effort tf
SERVE nia MASTERS cannot grt nrarr'
tho truth Than he has in the insanc,
We have cited hc win in thr end. IS,
Those masters mure harm than suoA
foF hts iunrAnge g ignorance it reall'
b. makes hun ri1lcuioNs while nl'
malico makes him pontemptihlc n 90.
ewes m all mlt minded ans iecenl
neOnIe
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

iuier ihr HhntG headline fhH Cor
pua christi caller thus sings
lrom its ioN level in Iuly cotton
haa advanced 1855 prr hale. with ef.
rrs Indication that the pri,r viii rise
frnm o little heitor than N tents to
more than u Think what this means
tn tae suuth. Whist ID means tn rrx
t4 What d. means tn Nurcrs count,
ana to turrua christi Good limos
are ln the umbInr. aud ss a INCEST op.
perfume season Hcfare tha next crnp
ra4eh.s maDtrit, t,ra-. Uiu llkr, be-
estahlishsd In lturopp rher, ls e.,
a., warrant far optimism nnsinrat
should hck up at once. COZ hnsinoa.
~ nnstl, "A matter ~ confidence LIS,
hsw Ana a,rine the r,st two ,,trs
the flrmer has learned "A MOST ,.a.
nstie les.nn hs haa looked INTO ttHs
matter of nn,pse ana msrketinr uc
r.siis,a tha nee,aait, f,r ,,t,ntfps
$1,000. - . st - t. ia.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

ON prevail fonnn hs'enas ~ earsrnsrf
viii 10 soprht And tlss tinted Ffafrt
without blsdsfs - nsniart prepared.
ness wln offer the rrsafrst neasafs
- e,onorac fS1fdon
The above flippine a. ffpm ihf ga.
toriqi cnlprurr ~ tha Cnfpns Chrlsii
Caller ~ 1Aiet8ey ara ohii. is mind
ihe nennfe that fAr limited HfAtee
facea We ar. poi given e. Political
arrmnfrfp be These columns and ~ 4
matter ~ saot u a. tn0wn thaf us arf
NOT affiliated with aay particular party
1ui ~e s. faQos hieh tsfiff aa all
prudurts q fHeien countries and ~
favor law ihat vii prevent ihs lmmi
grafton N So fapufrs ~ thai "hords
which H. tsrc to cone elta itt ehsine
- tie war in Eurepe and through one
party only ran We hope 20 "a fheaf
laws passed tne repitlican
Amer rheir war g. ended there SIS
be- b heavy tas ifnp,Fsd nr0n ne people
~ those esfeItHnafs countries Winch
have taken part ln tna conflict ard
trref nov heyond sndunrfe y etl
b. imuoFsids Tor Them 4. hts under
thr tlther imposed h5 mfnaffhs and 40
me Caller apiif femafkt ihe shores ~
ths United Ntafee offer the anif refuge
o. ihe hurdeHed aerfs q Germany Rus
sia and Austria hnEiand viii send us
M poor for that ilEhf Hffla islf haH
Hnart slopsd coinrles ~ hef 0an where
she viii send her eui0niHif huf those
other Countries hats ~ foreign pgaaea-
aiOna that viii offer b refuge a. her
4ahleffs and ihp Laitcd states N we
fni 90 provide AGAINST thc influs. viii
be- nnoded WITH ihe poor ~ the ceun
tries named
Any rOrgrt saman or aerHtnf Wno
eutes aRnlnHt o. stringent Immigrant
law ought fn be- hanged and tho makers
~ a downward tariff ought newer he
permitted 90 return in places ~ power
Mission rimed
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10
CONCERNING CIRCULATION.

The Corpus Chrisii Democrat
challenges The Caller 20 publish ~
"avcrage daily paid city eircilla-
tion for September" Gladly The
average daily paid city circulation
Of The Caller for September 20 ne
best ~ omr knowledge aud belief,
was Just an per cent greater than
the average daily paid city what
4 procession Of adjeciiyes - eirciI.
'lation ~ the Democrat, noiwitll-
standing The very successful con
test we accept their confession r.
recently conducted by that news
paper
The Caller refuses TO enter into
any detailed argument with he
Corpus Christi Democrat. for The
Callers adding machine isn't sub
icci 10 strokes Of paralysis In
decd, VIXEN Il romes 10 minor de
tails. the Democrat hns the world
beaten siN ways from Mr. Foster.
81 BOSTON. 10 make the point y
little clearer On April I 1918,
we met the Democrat 5 Mr. Tryen.
We told Ne Tryon that we were
convinced that the Democrat, IN
jeopardy 10 Itself was going 20
submit q much.padeed circulation
statement to the Government m
addition. as mere matter Of son-
time. we suggested that II might
be- the better cnursc Of wisdom 20
place the entire controversy be-
Z fore tho Federal Grand Jury, in
order that the approximate truth
might be- arrived a. Mr Tryon
ldidn I seem 10 take 20 the idcn be-
was little hurried at the time and
ididu Z have chance 90 give u the
MIXTURE doliberhiiou that IT he.
served bat. n few subsequent
hours hc adopted the Sublime Old
principle OF safety first
After having Submitted his cur
collation. statement to the Post OF
licc after having taken oath 80 10
as 10 stood Mr. Tryon. having con.
suffered the matter in dispaAAon.
ate way. voluntarily. with due
knowledge and aforci houeht
changed his original sworn siate.
ment. submitted another set of fig
lures. formulated nnd adopted u
new sworn statement hud This re
Viacd statement showed jnn copbs
Ia dag less than the statement Az
ready subscribed 10 under oath
5NO copies day less for ihc eutw'
siN months period Or "a grim,
total OF $4,000 copies off
Y lndrr the circumstance lur
+ was not 10 nll remarkable ~ Tact
! "a WIS perfectly natural A con-
. siderable mistake had been made
'lit demanded rcciilicaiion I'm
! the incident Illustrates our cads
for uHi catering into AN arRumen
with the Democrat Whore Il mis-
take of 5000 was oucc made !
, Knight become 10000 under strcs
+ Of emergency And as stated. tn
, Callers adding machine rs q bru
T, ial munaginativc piece ol MA
chncry II has uo sense of huuo
+, Whatever When ii ARRIVE. at
result b sticks 20 10 With dsgWi
ing tcnnc,ty The Callers addinI
lmachinc was not purchased from
lccrtou cii, on thc upper Ri
lGrnnde
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

'Iluusi0n Poet HFnund dead son
alive Vet The are b. sFsnficn - mi
rarien and their Interpreters Corpus
Christi Caller
" vas ihe linotype man again fir
omitted ihr quotatinn marks around the
word dead iiui The ago ~ miracles
is not past aa fhe Caller intimates
This ia almost na much an age ~ mi
ruciFs aH any other aef ever was. ths
aimpit difference heinr tHat The sFenia
fhfu whom mifarlen are aallt and
hourly performed remain unseen. vr
Boo toe rateH Whore thct Hrr seen skep.
fig man nnfs some ekpisnaiinu hf re-
ieFauuH the occurrence 90 thr uH ~
psychic disturbance sa common
among people today % ihs present age
had uVed ln che times ~ tho scripta
ROB performance ~ miracles ihft would
noi have fund eaaier explanations Tor
enfh single nne ~ them Than fhey find
todrg so much for uur smoked glass;
cH antlripatfd iu fHa uhie Denton
Record and che, ulfie
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10
On the Indian Reservation.

Lady Tourist tinSpoctiug Indian rci
icsi HOW much are your bows and
Arrows
Indian Rows. ana, t'rce dola
isdy why. in New York thcy ~
only aoc'
Indian IN New Ncrk 30 have tn pay
freisht TO Idaho JudEe.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

hoe Tumuity " coins to vote far thr
cqni franchise Boo New irmes cier
lions poea thr PRESIDENT strtw shuw
how ihc wind blows corpus ChuFu
caller
Hardy Joe has newer hsnn accused
~ hcinr STRAW. iie viii nrntlhN
vote hia convictions Nor VIC should Hike
60 sro bin convictions worked over hr-
Gore bel rnats bis vote McAllen Non.
tor
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

George Bernard Shaw has had
two play, torpedocd while on their
way 10 New York City, and is for
wardmg the third copy Ne don 4,
understand how the torpcdoeS
wons NO explosive beats a Shaw
manuscript
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

Avoid headache. impurities
of tie Blood, constipation by
taking = cup Of GRAND
MAS 'EA. Best laxative
for children. Pleasant tc
take. sweeten and take as
an ordinary tea. Package D
cents.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

psarumEp SAFETY.

Although not noted fNf neutral infm
encen none ~ The American face nnW
irr mills nave breu blown 800 Corpus
Christi Caller
Probably hreauHe thn scent Hi.fene
the urrrnEe couarirntor Aualn 500
ffienn
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

Dr, /. N. Cline. forccastcr for
the New Orleans district "All
known wind records were sn.ashed
by the fncant hurricane This
puts Msssrs. Roosevelt and Bryan
IN the hnS-hcpl column
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10
As sHEN aelow

WAshln1ter ~ appFehensiNe ~ .
floed ~ cheap foreign pr,.duets az the
close II the war. u thinks that Eurn-
nsan manufacturers viii make low
hid 90 the AmeFieAn consumer. that
thcs win face certain losses IL or,lef
80 regain lost patrouage Washington
concerns itself with the gess Immediate
phase ~ remote pcace The flood O,
imrnigration Is the thing that oughl
" concern u most. Tor, when pcAce Is
esi4hQshed, laxatlen Ia taIfQpr win
turn desperate millions toward Amefi-
"a. Europe's war debts VIII lay !
rlrangle hold ON an nasionAitles; nnsesi
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

When We read that the ScrhianS
hurl 100000 Tcntons across the
Save. we begin TO lose faith. liurl
is a mighty good word IN conneq.
lion with scope things Foster, 81
Boston, for example n bnt.li war
most Of thc hurls are boomerangs
N sllsgnlse.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

You warmly hoast of Elsic IS
beauty, Nod. and swear there 4
none alive like Elsie Tibitt; but
fail 10 state her beauty strikes one
most, considered ~ sort Of trades
exhibit.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

Caller Called
nrApAcnslrss nGncrroarn.


4. y ngllefk. who has betu fe4rh-
inR slentlfie swimming the past ses-
efnl months stated % the Caller yes
terday evening thaf he had perfected
q pueumntlf bathing cap. which Slli
not cause the headache usualiy con-
sidertt Il necessary Accompaniment 90
dfy hAlf. aflef bathing capiir Christi
Caller
Hinte Corpus Christ. IA coming "a
the ffnnt AZ a hnihJnF resort pod
sHiuminr has heroine national paH-
time slr buiiutk has probably made
q happy hit Temple Telegram.
TIE sUpERHUMbh QUEST.
fra true that fool ard bis none
are soon parted bft n fakfe darned
slrht mofe sense than we've not 40
loeHte the fool corpus Christi Caller
iiu' il takes good deal more sense
thnn THE Republic has io i1rate the
money Texas Republic.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

San Antonio ENprcss Con.
gratlllations rain on Wilson aud
his fianeee. Aud we'l bet they
disln I have presence Of mind
enough 70 some in ont Of the rain.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

Tons OF freight represent feet
of channel ratronizc the rilot
Boy until a regular man steamship
can be- persuaded 10 take Us plaoa.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

During September, the British
gained 800 yards on The Callipoli
peninsula This * terrible. Az
the same relentless pace they will
reach Constantinopie 10 the fan OF
la95
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

Helurv yesterday Is terrible base.
bah episode, we tlipughi that hci
ting WAS immoral; now we know
that It was.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

! Caesar crossed ne Ruhiron al
- Mr.. Wilson is a whole lot
Drawer, being almost 90.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

II easy enough Go understand
Washington \ attitude toward Car.
rahxa love 4. blind
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

Wild things that houk geese
aud autos
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10

Catching the worm, the early
bird DESTROYS the hnlierfly
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10
WEATHER SUMMARY
v. S. DEPARTMENT or A6RicuL.
TuRE-WEATHER BUREAU.

Weather Bulletin for twenty four
hours ending @ m. % Meridian time
Ntfun,r % fNla
~ /. IL.UAlAA -H----.-...
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10
Norlcg

city taNes or tne ycsr 1918 are NOW
due and payable al she office ~ thc
city sccretarv r. J. IUlIiCsAN.
CITY ScrrssryF ,sss}
Aalevtisementl
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-10-10
kAaNFvtissmeatl


for ths attest NsNss While Il Is News.
road The cunrr~s
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-03-25
NOT AT ALL PLEASANT TASK
Sampiins Candies Sounds Attractive
as a Profession, but II Gets
Tiresome.

"Do l get tired of sampling every
dainty this company makes?" echoed
the official sampler Of a huge confec-
tionery company. Il can answer that
question both Yes and No When |
have a few minutes of spare time l
usually nibble a soda cracker. One
never gets tired of them, for they
only use the more plentiful saliva
juices.
In the rush season, that is. Just be-
fore Christmas, we have thousands
of pounds of all sorts of dainty sweets
to sample before they leave the
bakery. 1t is then that one gets tired
of the always sweet. You have no
idea how many sweets people eat IN
til you have TO sample the stuff. /
get so used TO the different taste Of
different sweets that invariably | know
whether or not a certain making Is
all right before l have finished tue
first bite.
After eating sweets for a long time
one loses the acute taste which each
deinty individual has. When this hap
pens | take a few minutes off to take
a drink of plain water, then / eat a
plain soda cracker, which Immediately
restores my discriminating taste.
Medical authorities assert that the
losing of this taste is due to the fact
that after a long period of overwork
certain saliva glands temporarily give
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-03-25
No hidh Relief In Russia.

Economic and geographic areas OF
Russia are in no case separated by
physical barriers, as is our Pacific
slope from the states east of the
Rocky mountains, or vel the Allan.
tic seaboard from the territory beyond
the Alleghenies.
Russia is without high relief; the
watersheds are almost imperceptible
elevations.
Indeed, European Russia is so fiat
that the Baltic-Black Sea canal is to
be made available for large ocean
going vessels by the construction OF
only two locks.
Naturally, therefore. the rivers and
waterways OF Russia have been OF
unusual Importance, especially before
the days of the railroad, in binding
the different economic areas together,
affording magnificent arteries for the
movement of internal trade both in
winter and summer.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-03-25
WONDERFUL HOW RESIN0L
STOPS ITCHING AT ONCE

To those who have endured for years
the itching torments OF eczema or other
such skin-eruption, the relief that the
first use OF resinol ointment and res.
mol soap gives is perfectly incredible.
After all the suffering they have
endured and all the useless treatments
they spent good money for, they can
not believe anything so simple, mild
and inexpensive can stop the itching
and burning INSTANTLY! And they
find ii still more wonderful that the
improvement is permanent and that
resinol really drives away the erup-
ton completely in a very short time.
Perhaps there is a pleasant surprise
like this in store for you Resinol ONT
ment and resinol soap are sold by all
druggists-Adv.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-03-25

required when doing the cleaning IN
the back part of house.
When shed roof poultry houses are
ventilated by means Of cheese-cloth
covered openings in front, they are
easily provided with fresh air.
The general ground plan is to leave
The whole floor space free to be COW
cred with straw several inches deep
for scratching purposes. Laying hens
must be kept busy to prevent them
from getting too fat. In order to man
u~facture eggs the hens must be well
fed. The difference between fat hens
and laying hens depends upon the Kind
of food rather than the quantity, but
the element of exercise has a good
deal to do with the keeping OF laying
hens in proper condition.
In these shed roof poultry houses
the ~droppings board usually is placed
under the low roof at the back. The
roosts are supported a few inches
above the ~droppings board and the
nest boxes are suspended underneath.
This work is all done in such a way
that the whole outfit may be taken out
easily and the whole inside of b
house may be thoroughly cleaned. The
easy cleaning proposition is worked
put In connection with all parts Of the
house. Cleanliness meal a sreat
deal in the poultry house.
The plan OF this particular design
further provides for a closed-in room
for brooding coops. This 0 may
be divided by a partition, or it my be
made into one room for the use OF
houses. Some poultrymen use this
center room for the nest boxes as
well as for broody hens. The laying is
principally done In December, January
ane February and brooding seldom
commences before March.
Shed roof poultry houses seem to
work out better than any other style
OF roof when 1t comes to ventilation.
II Is not easy to manage a poultry
house in such a way as to ventilate 1t
properly. The ventilation in all farm
buildings depends OF a certain degree
Of warmth. Large animals, such as
cattle and horses. have considerable
body warmth, which sets the air in
motion. Fowls are go small that their
BODY heat IL not sufficient to warm
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-03-25

A poultry house sc feet long natur-
ally divides into two compartments.
This poultry house is only IL feet
from front TO back, which is in &C
cordance with the ideas of a great
many poutrymen who are anxious to
have the sun shine clear back to the
far wall during the very early spring
weeks when eggs are high in price
and the hens need every possible en-
enlargement to supply the demand.
Shed roof poultry houses present the
high sides of the buildings to the sun.
Poultry houses are always faced in a
southerly direction, and they are al
ways closed in tight at the north and
west, because the prevailing cold
winds usually come from those two di-
rections. The sun shining against the
high side of the building during the
day usually keeps the house comfort
able during part of the night because
of the stored up heat. In addition TO
the warmth a house is much more
cheerful on account of admitting con-
siderable bright sunshine.
Shed roof poultry houses are quite
common in the eastern states where
thousands of farmers keep poultry for
profit. Some of them keep poultry
only in a small way, but they have
studied the needs of laying hens and
have provided means to keep them
comfortable and to induce them to lay
eggs in the winter time.
These shed roof poultry houses are
cheaply built and are easily made com
Portable for the fowls III all kinds OF
weather. Usually such houses are
made quite low at the back. Some are
as low as three feet, being designed
for the comfort Of the fowls rather
than for the convenience of the atten-
dant, because considerable STOPPING is
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-03-25

Young Percy Prunes had persistent.
ly paid his attentions to the beautiful
girl in the next street. From her
point Of view they we're about as well
come as rent collectors are on set
ting days.
Once he CHANGED TO get her alone
with himself at a Christmas party.
They sat down together.
II think I-er-er-I will ap-
proach your father tonight. Could
you advise as TO how ! should com
mence?"
Il consider, sir, that you had bet.
ter suggest before commencing that
he should bear in mind the penalties
resulting from violent assault, but.
cherry. manslaughter and damages TO
person. Papa is so impulsiye, you
know. Answers.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-03-25
"Labby' as . Diplomat.

In Mr.. Thorold's Life of Henry
Labouchere' this story is quoted
The grand duchess of Tuscany had 3
venerable maid OF honor about seven
t. years of age. She had piercing
black eyes, and looked like an old
post chaise. painted UP, and with new
lamps.
How old do you think ! ann" she
once asked mt with a simpering
smile, that caused my blood 10 run
cold.
] nesitated and then said
Twenty"
"Flatterer," she replied, tapping me
with her fan. Il am twenty-five"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-03-25
The Biggest Fool.

Pat was strolling about II day
with an Englishman. Pat" said the
Englishman, 81 will give that woman
sixpence or every penny you give
her"
Right" said Pat, and he gave her
ninepence.
When the Englishman had given her
his share. Pat" said he, which of US
was the biggest fool?"
1T was you" said Pat.
No." said the Englishman, 1T was
you, for you gave her all you had"
But" said Pat, that was my
mither."