The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-11-06

oOYS ana girls out OF temptation IMAM
all the laws we have written in hun
dred years. His influence is world wide.
All over the earth are light, COM
and amusements TO people
Of every cline. The world has been
made over by Thomas Edison. What
other American is greater as world
figure?
A pun is said to be the lowest form
of joke, but the shipment of lard to
G ermany viii tend to shorten the war
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Thanksgiving day viii be homecoHl-
ing day at the Fort Hays Kansas Nor
NAL School. November 13 will be
homecoming day at the University of
Kansas. The first date will be the
Terrible Swedes versus the Tigers and
the second will be the Jayhawkers YER
sus the Cornhuskers. These two days
will be given over to serene contem-
plation at both Hays and Lawrence.
5000
Two girls at the normal made SO in
recent examination and the instructor
wrote the their names on the black
board. The next time he returned to
the classroom some one had written
under the names these words, ''Te
Deum."
The hostess who makes the motion
that the club adjourn has been located
in Ellis county.
From the oil which may be necessary
to smooth out the troubled waters be-
fore many ladies will exhibit their fan
cy work at the 1916 fair, the Standard
Oil company may be interested in Ellis
County.
A confidential friend is really a par
ty line.
What people cannot dream about
they talk about anyway.
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1t is easy to gain the reputation of
| being clever, if your hearers have poor
er memories.
/ Here's the newest football story at
the Normal. The young gallant says,
dearest you are the goal of all my
/ ambitions" The sweet young thing
removes his arm and answers, Five
yards for holding
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Blue blood is a mark of culture, but
the world bows down to red blood.
A Minneapolis man is opposed to pre-
paredness that he has refused to buy
his wife a rolling pin.
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Anna Carlson" Sail on thou court
| ship of State, sail on
C. W. Miller of Hays City, is up tc
the present time, the only aspirant fol-
the republican senatorial nom inatior
for the 18th District, and he is feeling
confident he will have no opposition
Friend Miller is receiving many editor.
ial bouquets from the u. P. countie:
where he is best known. 1t would be
mighty nice if in all our nomination:
next year candidates as acceptable as
Mr.. Miller might have clear fields il
the prima ries. Out of the turmoil Of
the fierce political contests the bes
man seldom wins; often the misfi
makes the strongest bid for popular
favor, though seldom the totally IN
worthy. Mediocrity makes the mos
progress politically as well as financially
But in the quiet of an uncontested cam
!. paign natural fitneas and special equip
ment or desired service are more ap
parent, and the people may exercise (
calmer judgment as to candidates whel
the regular election comes if they hav'
not been biased by the preliminary
skirmish. We trust Mr.. Miller MAJ
get his name on the ticket without op
position. Rocks County Record.
The above from the Record is gooc
: reasoning and will meet the appreciation
of every republican in the district tina
favors clean politics. Two or NOR
, men in the field for: the same offic
! creates contention and strife, which of
ten leads to i'll feeling and might ere
ate break that could not be easil,
healed. Mr.. Miller is the logical candi
date; republican, is capable an
reliable. That is the kind of a ma
we want in the state house. We believ
he is the choice of the republicans o
, the seth district. Why look farther
Let US nominate and elect him.