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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-07-16
PORT OF HONOLULU.
ARRIVED.

Str. Mauna Loa from Hawaii and
Maui ports, 4:40 a. m.
Str. Mauna Kea from HilO, $50 a.
m.
Str. Manoa from San Francisco, 1905
q. m.
Str. Manchuria from Yokohama, s
a. m.
Str. Tsurugsan Maru from Muroran,
a. m.
Schr. Helene from Bellingham, 2:3u
p. nj.
Str. W. G. Hall from Kauai, 4:sO
a. m.
Transport Sherman from San Fran
cisco, 1880 a. m.
Str. Makura from Vancouver, 8 a. m.
Gas. schr. MOkolii from Oahu ports
$40 p. m.
Str Claudinc from Maui, 4 a. m.
Str. Colon, from Portland =, y. m.
DEPARTED.
Schooner Tampa for Port Townsend,
$40 p. m.
Str. Mikahala for Maui and MoIo
kai, 5:l5 p. m.
Str Kinau for Kauai, Sis p. m.
Str. ManOa, for KahuIui, 8 p. M.
Str. Makura, for Sydney, II n. m.
Str Manchuria for San Francisco.
Q. a. IN.
str Wilhelmina for San Francisco,
10 a. m.
Str Mauna Kea for TiIo and way
ports, 10 a. nj.
Str. Newport, for San Francisco,
1920 a. m.
Transport Sherman, for Manila, l.
noon.
Str. W. G. Hall, for Kauai, 5 p. m.
PASSENGERS.
Arrived
Per str. Mauna Kea, from Hawaii and
Maui ports, July Is. From Hilo-R.
". Filler, Mrs. Lederer and three chi
drcn, Miss A. Stevens, Mr.. and Mrs
r. {. Elicit Mendes de Leon, Mr.. and
Mrs. W. +. Woerner, Master Woerner
Mr. and Mrs. E. J. Murphy, Ii. ".
Lohb, Adam Baker, Miss Il. Dias, W
II. Shipman, Miss Mathew, Master
Mathew, T. COstairo, Mrs. All Foo and
son, Mrs. Laeha, Mr.. and Mrs. Naopc,
Master Naope, Mrs. HanohanO, NJ. liza,
tore, w. X. Kualii, NJ. L. Lu jan, Mr..
and Mrs. W. NJ. Kalaiwaa, Mrs. A. X.
Kalaiwaii, J. X. Kim, Rev. l.. X. IA
kani, f. Silva, Mrs. Luka Kino, Rev.
$, Desha, W. Cullen, Master Cullen, G.
johnson, L. A. Dolan, J. M. Spalding.
l.. Llsee, Miss b. Wishard, Mr.. Ma
quin, Miss Stevenson and infant, Rev,
$. Okura, Rev. X. Higuchi, Rev, Tsut
Hing Wong, Miss f. Pea, Master Pen
Miss j. Kaihenui, p. II. Brown. Miss
NJ Brown, W. A. Todd. Miss BRAY.
Mrs. Bray, Miss NJ. Melim, Mrs. lie
leila, Miss Kaanana, L. Mahainlo,
Ktaki, J. Pairelua. Moses CbaImer.
Mrs. r. Matsumura, Prof. r. A Inc,
gar, V. Stevenson, A. Morrison. Mrs
Pctcrman, A. r. Hargie. From I'm.
haina-Wong Sam, J. W. Oleson. Risb
on Restarick. Rev. Y. k. Kong n
Hatanaka, II. Mitsd3 WE, HoGue. s
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-07-16
THREE INVENTORIES FILED
IN COURT YESTERDAY

The ainventOriss Of three estates were
fled in the circuit court YESTERDAY, as
follows: Estate Of Margaret d. Jones,
deceased, $9326,05; estate of Robert
w. Cathcart, deceased, $gO,sl2 80;
and estate Of Lieut.. Clarence X. lev.
nm, aeceased, $7042,s7. The Hawai-
ian Trust Company IL the executor of
the two first named estates and al
niinistrator of the last.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-07-16
KEEP IT HANDY.

Immediate relief is necessary in at,
I" ~ Of diarrhOoa. Chamberlain e
ollie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
~ n'ways be on hand. For sale by
ell dealers Renson, Smith l. Co., Ltd,
az, nts for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-07-16
He. Cooperfo
Manage Next
, Great Carnival

HENRY e. COOPER
Who Has Accepted once Of Direc.
+ tor-aeneral Of 1915 Mid-Paciic
T. Carnival .,t
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-07-16


OIaa, so, so, 100, 275, l25, e5, 10
200; McBryde, 100, 500; McB ryde, so,
100, $50, 300, so, $50, S.i2b; il. g. a
:: Co, 80, $500; Oahu Su9. Co., so,
80, go, 30, $500; Waialua, so, so.
2S:62ls Onomea, 25, 80 10; Kekaha, so.
1890; $4,000 Oahu Sug. Co.'S Ga
10000; Honokaa, 1876, $50. NJ
Dividends, u@,
July Is, 1915 ,.#&t
Haw. Sug. Co., 30; o. r. & L. Co.
80; PePeekeO s Co. (5O0 extra) $50;
Waialua s. Co, 20; Oahu Sug. Co, 20.
Correction
July Is, 1918. Z.
Sale between board yesterday, 10
Eva %, 100 Oahu 90, should read 10.
Eva 1915 and 100 Oahu 25. i.
Session Sales
Olaa, 5, 25, 90, 7.I2A; $1,000 Homo
kaa 6s, 5000; $1,000 Honokaa Is, 5000;
Oahu Sug. Co, 10, 20, 60, 24.S7h;
Olaa, 10, 71219.
SUGAR QUOTATIONS.
49, Analysis Bests-(no advices).
&C. Cent. (for Haw, sugars), 4.ss.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-07-16
BoNps

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Hssss.. S:'6c..'s;:..
Haw. Ter. Ape Ire
funding 1906 1885,.
Haw. Ter.4pcP PIN.
Haw.T I'm.
|HsSkRtSSSSsIE.!sa:;
Mo RR.eo R.l:
"a Extn. Com. IS,
Honokaa S 90. 8 pc
Hon. Gas co.Lid.5s
hon RI &L.co.6pc
kk osaiiB lt e.. 6 So.
McBryde : Co. SIS
Mutual Tel. IS. :.
Naiomas Con. 6S..
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Oahu Sugar Co. 6pc
Qlaa Sugar Co. 8 pc
Pacific O. Fertilizer
P ssiiie = 5: Mir Co
Pioneer o.; Meas s
San carlosM. Co. PC
Waialua A. Co DC
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1915-06-10


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township. boa1aea 49, l--arIl.ed a. Follows o..
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par. ri 81 ieiig lots r g. and l. 49,. "a,
range Of lots III said township. lot : a,d tfat
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not fneluded IN The Public Lot IN tie ttIrd Ing
Of lots in sad o~nshp lot Il ana 80. - paf.f
the fourth range Of lots in said township. lets :
ana lots II IL and ih fan in the e sixth raa 20 Il NJ
in said township according to survey and plan
Office Of the state Of Maine By William Z. Flint.
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1915-06-10
STATE OF MAINE.

following townships
iabe been
The independent-reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1909-1955, 1915-06-10

@7l 60 104 &c III -
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17

statute, my annual report as city health
officer of the city of Putnam. ending
August 31st, 1915.
The following conta gfous cases were
reported: Diphtheria and membrane
Gus Group, "a cases; scarlet fever, 1s
cases; typhoid fever, cases; tuber-
eulosis, cases; measles, 2 cases.
Last winter and spring there were
many cases of diphtheria caused be
germ carriers, but fortunately they
were nearly all light cases. Our peo-
pie, both parents and teachers, were
generally ready and willing to CO.
operate with the acting health off,
yer, DIR. E. F. Perry, in the discharge
of his duties so that the results Of
his labors were gratifying 20 all.
While there have, without doubt,
been a number of cases of whooping
cough during the past year. none have
been reported.
During the year we have received
many complaints of offensive nuisances
and have had them removed or abated
without any unpleasant trouble.
As each year passes I observe the
community increasing in the laws of
health relative to cleanliness, santa
ton, milk supply, etc, and upon the
whole there has been a marked i'm
provement
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17
KENEHAN CASE ON TRIAL.
Witnesses Testify Who Saw Boy
Struck by Motoreyele-Rider Tried
to Avoid Accident.

In the superior court here before
Judge James H. Webb Thursday morn
ing the trial Of Albert John Kenehan,
81, Of Providence, charged with man.
slaughter was commenced. The trial
is to a jury. The charge against Ken
chan results from an accident that oc-
CURED on the West Side of Danielson
in the town of Brooklyn last Memo
rial day morning, when Kenehan, rid
ing motorcycle over a state highway
course where motorcycle races were to
be held and in which he was intend
Ing to participate, ran down Washes
T. Tsakonas, aged 4, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Theodore Tsakonas, who live
nearby. The child died within a few
hours from the injuries received, 1t
is claimed by the state.
Kenehan pleaded not guilty to the
jurors fHmEn either side. After the
point had been raised by counsel in
the case that there might be among
the jury some member who was preju-
diced against motor vehicles there was
some discussion on this point, but it
resulted in nothing
w. x. Pike, Danielson, a. civil en-
gineer, was the first witness. He pro-
duced a map Of the scene Of the ac-
cident and that vicinity and explained
locations and distances in relation
thereto.
Attended Injured Boy.
DR.. w. H. Judson. DanieIson, where
all of the witnesses testifying at the
morning session are also resident. was
the next witness and told Of being
called to attend the injured child, who
had been carried into the Noise Char
tier house. He found the child rest
ing on a. lounge and unconscious
noted an abrasion on the forehead and
general condition Of the patient. He
found no fracture of the skull Upon
being questioned upon the point the
witness said that the chiId's stupol
might have been due to cerebral ham-
orThage. Such hemorrhage, wit
ness said, might be caused either by
a blow Of intensity or by slight
blow, such as would be received by
falling on the sidewalk.
DIR. F. p Todd considered that the
child's condition might have been due
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17

The hoboes OF New York, under the
auspicts OF j. Eads How, st. Louis
millionaire hobo and head CT the In
ternational Brotherhood Welfare asso-
citation, celebrated Labor day with
long walk from the Bowery and a
'tMulligan stew at Fort George. Two
hundred tickets at 10 cents each were
sold to as many sons of rest and
knights Grant Of industriahsm. But
the dime was required merely as q
token of appreciation" for the eats"
and entertainments OF the occasion
were beyond price. Fort George casi-
no, no longer the rendezvous of scions
OF wealth. was turned over fer the &C.
casion. Before a huge lire Jungle
Cook Murphy might have been OBJ
served stirring with broomstick the
ingredients of that Mulligan stew. On
the side, tftillating the whittier" Of
Silk Hat Harry Smith and Happy
Harry, the hobo orator, who is said
to be capable of keeping the lid on his
vocables only during meal time. coffee
was boiling. Shorty Crawford, in blaX-
ing sport shirt and checkerboard tie,
was not far away arguing with a well
known southern novelist, one w. N. H,
who'd just as leave for once his name
didn't appear in print. 1t was q field
day for human nature hunters. Human
nature was there in all its glory, at
tired in the confetti rags Of an un-
parallel adornment, something, by the
way, that panhandles description. How,
who claims the distinction of being
the only millionaire hobo, is shown in
the accompanying Illustration. He
posed for his picture on the grounds.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17
JAPAN A PEACE LOVING
NOT wARLIkE NATION
All It's Important Literature Is Direct
ed Toward Peace.

Karuiziwa, Sept. 16.-Because one
writer of first rank IN Japan has
chosen the war as a subject of writ
ingz. Japan Is shown to be a peace
loving and not a warIike nation, ac-
cording to the conclusion Of DR.. T.
Harada, the president Of the Doshisha
university of Kyoto. This eminent
japanese scholar, who received his
American training in Yale university,
delivered this opinion during an adj
dress to the Summer Residents' ASSOC
citation on The Current Literature Of
Japan" His audience was chiefly
American
'fwhat Japan lacks in literature" he
said, 'tas in other departments of life.
is a leader or a person Of authority
for the nation. There Is no Fuku-
gawa as a writer. no Nisima as a re-
ligious leader, no Nogi at the head Of
the army"
"The- lack OF a leader is felt in all
professions" continued Doctor Hara-
da, "but most of all in the literary
world However. Japanese literature
Is in the midst Of transition a Pc
ricd of change. A nation is not born
in a day; much less can we expect the
flower of her national achievement, the
be grown in a night. We need there
fore not be pessimistic, but must look
to the future with great hope and con-
tinue In everlasting endeavor-
In regard to the content OF current
literature President Harada said It
reflected with great constituencies the
thought OF the Western world. all Of
the Western writers of eminence in
Guiding American being translated
and familiar to Japanese readers. On
the other hand. there had also been a
great revival OF old literature, both
Chinese and Japanese. due in part to
the awakening OF national conscious
ness and partly to the reduction In the
cost of printing.
DR.. Earada laid great emphasis on
his peace conclusion. All the Inn
portant literature, he affirmed. was
directed toward peace and not ealcu-
lated to awaken the war spirit Of the
people.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17
|DANIELsON AND PUTNAM NEWS
PUTNAM

Playground Money Now at; INTEREST,"
Kenshan Case on Trial in Superior
court-Parents Testify That Injured
Boy Had Been Locked In with );
Younger chifd-Heaith Officers Re-
port.
Rev. Clarence Clifford was visitor
with relatives here Thursday.
Sheriff Charles A. Gates OF Wilt
mantle was here attending the SUI
perior court Thursday.
Thomas Finchan is visiting his son
at Caldwell. M J.
Mrs. C. T.. Thayer OF Grove street
is considerably improved after Sc
we're illness.
Sells First Song.
II. W. Baker, one OF the employees
at the Bradley theatre and only 16
years of age. has been successful In
having the first song he ever wrote
My Auto Kid-accepted by well
known publisher and IL is now being
offered to the public throughout the
G. a. c. va. 5aIIouvfIle.
The C. "A. C. team has arranged q
series of games with the Ballouville
team, the first to be played Saturday.
The local team has had quite sue
cessful season.
A crate of hens shipped by EXPRESS
Thursday arrived here in a distressed
condition due to the extreme heat
Kind-hearted railroad men gave them
water while they were being trans
ferred.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Shippee left
Thursday for trip to the Panama
exposition. On their trip across the
continent and return they will stop at
a number Of famous points of inter-
est.
Too Hot to Work,
A number of instances of men CIV
ing up work out of doors on account
Of the heat were reported in Putnam
Thursday. On instruments in the bus
mess section temperatures as high as
SO were registered during the early
afternoon.
Playground Money Placed at Interest.
1t is announced that the money Sc
cured for a public Fairgrounds in Put
nam has been placed at interest until
next season. During the winter ar
rangements will be made for site
for playground and 1t is very prob
able that this will be fitted and ready
for use by the time the next summer
vacation OF the school children begins.
Selectmen G. z. Pierce, l.. NJ. Keith
and DR.. Omer Larue have given notice
that they win be in session next week
to receive the applications of those
who wish to be made voters and to adj
init to the electorate those qualified.
In the superior court before the be-
ginning of the trial Of the case of
the day Michael Peter Manosh of
North Grosvenordale appeared to be
naturalized, Edward F. Thompson of
the same town, testifying as to his
qualifications for citizenship.
Heat Keeps Shoppers at Home.
Business men in the city complain
ed Thursday that the very hot wealth
er has been the means of killing bus
mess. The heat of the afternoons this
week has been so intense as to keep
at their homes the great majority of
the shoppers usually expected
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17

Count Won Berstorff. the German
ambassador. has been exerting all of
his diplomatic skill in an attempt to
satisfy the United States on the latest
submarine issue and thereby to make
possible the continuation OF diplo-
matfc relations between washington
and Berlin. Secretary Lansing and
Count Won Bernstorff declined to dis
cuss the details of the conference
which have been carried on at the
state department. After one OF these
conferences the ambassador sent q
long message to Berlin. telling OF the
conference and intimating to the
foreign office that its note on the Ar
ahic was altogether unsatisfactory 10
the United States Count Won Bern
storff also advised bis foreign once
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17

special recital that has been arranged
is awaited with much interest by tie
members of the congregation and by
others who are anxious to hear the
fine new instrument that has been in
stalled at a cost in excess of 81, 600.
combine to make an excellent pro-
gram.
Good Start on Main Street Work.
Much Of the incidental work that
has been under way in Main street
preparatory to the paving of the street
is completed or so far advanced as
to be nearly so. The Shore Line COM
pany's men have about finished the
bulk of the work Of laying new ties
and rails in lower Main street and
the lighting company has put in its
new mains and laid the concrete lay
err over the new excavation and filling
spaces, as required. With the other
work out of the way the street work
will go on more rapidly Within a
few days the Inconvenience that has
been experienced on account of hav-
Ing SO many streets closed to traffic
at one time will be done away
Came Birds In Plenty.
One of the finest shooting seasons
in years is anticipated by local men
who find pleasure every fall in field
ant are all reported as being very
plentiful. The pheasants seem to have
increased in numbers very rapidly and
at the present time fiocks Of them may
be found even within the borough
limits. One large flock spends much
time around Industrial place and
members of It are frequently seen
near the bungalow OF Postmaster and
Mrs. G. A. Potter and other residents
In that vicinity. Another flock spends
its time in the Riverview section AMI
birds from it come TO some. Of the
homes there for food
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17

serious in the Arabic case. and that
unless satisfactory amends are made
without further delay President VIII
sons patience will become exhausted
Before seeing Ambassador Won Bern
storR Secretary Lansing consulted
with President Wilson for nearly an
hour. An indication of the close at
tention the president Is giving the
foreign situation and the gravity with
which he regards IL was given when.
In declining an invitation to deliver
an address the latter part Of the
latter part of the month. he said.
we are all hoping and praying that
the skies may clear. but We have no
control over that on this side Of the
water. and It Is impossible TO predict
any part Of the course Of affairA-
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17

New HaVen-Dr. E ]. Degnan. as
sistant superintendent Of Underclin
state sanztorium In Meriden. has re-
signed his position and is leaving q
most promising career In the medical
profession to follow another calling in
life, namely. that OF the priesthood
DR.. Degnan Is a graduate OF Jefferson
Medical college. Philadelphia
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17

Middletown. - Coroner Stephen B.
Davis OF this city still continues to
hear favorable reports from his son-in-
law in France. Henri de Magnin, who
Is lieutenant in an artillery regiment,
but has been detached and is at pres
emit stationed at Lyons. where he has
been for some time
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17
HEALTH OFFICERS REPORT.
DR.. L. o. Morasse Finds Constant In
crease In Regard for Sanitation.

City Health O6icer DIR. L. o. Mo-
rasee has fled his annual report up
to August s1st with the state board Of
health. The report of local conditions
is as follows:
To the State Board OF Health:
submit herewith, according TO the
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17
Another Prooosed Crime.

Joe Bailey. of Texas. is to run again
for United States senator. More at
tempted body snatching!- Chicago
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17

MiddIetown. = Commencing today
GMonday). all OF the barber shops Of
the city win be open Monday after
noon. the summer schedule having
come TO q close last week
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17
Gets Money Value.

The man who spend all his money
on his family at least gets something
for it.-Detroit Free Press
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17
WAS MISERABLE
COULDN'T STAND
Testifies She Was Restored
to Health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
COMPOUND.
Compound.

Lackawanna, N. =" After my first
child was born / felt very miserable and
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17

THERE y No aGveztl.i.E. nse,az N
Eastern Connecficut equal 20 Tue Euls
attn tor business re&uitA
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1915-09-17

to cerebral hemorrhage. He was call
ed to attend the injured child some
time after DR.. Judson made his visit
The injury might have been caused by
either a direct or glancing blow. In
addition to the head injury AIR. Todd
found the child had fractured thigh.
DR.. Todd said he could not tell the
amount of violence Of the blow that
caused the injury to the child's head.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-09-16
HERE IS new OBESITY CURE.
Woman Frequents Shooting Gallery
in Order That the Fright May
Reduce Her Weight.

you didn't know | was running
kind of anti-fat establishment, did
vou?" said the manager of the shoot
ing gallery to former customer
whom he had not seen for several
months. well, | am, in connection,
of course, with my regular business.
I have good many women patrons
nowadays. Most of them give fear of
burglars as their reason for wishing
to learn to shoot, but one woman who
yearned for target practice scorned
the suggestion of burglars.
1.-The doctor tells me- she said.
that the only way ] can ever train
down to normal weight Is to get
scared half to death three or four
times a week. What" said he, are
YOU more afraid of than anything else
in the world?" | didn't have to study
one minute for an answer. the
explosion of firearms" said |. Then
said the doctor, go to some place regu'
larly where you can hear a whole
arsenal fired OF at one clip. If you
can fire the things of yourself you
will experience better results. You
will get scared worse and will tone
down more rapidly" And so, said
she, here | am
II thought that the craziest idea
ever heard of, but I humored the won
ans within and helped her to ge'
scared to the limit, hadn't mucf
faith in that doctors prescription. bu
she did soon begin to develop a wais
line, and within three months tina
woman was regular sylph unfor
tunately, the constant excitement wa
hard on her nerves. BY the time sh'
began to assume willowy proportion
they were in pretty bad fix, and sh
had to lay up for repairs, but sh
didn't seem to mind that. The pom
OF her case was that as an antifa
treatment daily exercise with the rifi
had proved itself unequaled, and
now have notion to advertise II
warranted obesity cure
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-09-16
"ssssed by the Corpse"

1t was in a midnight interview with
an fortunate newspaper reporter
that CEauncey Depew first told his ia.
mous story of the sassy corpse. which
he applied to the reporters own case.
"A S,fritualist had died" said he.
and his friends came to clergyman
and asked him To preach a funeral
sermon, even though that was in con-
nict with their tenets And he did so,
as best he could And when he got
through the widow arose. announced
that she had a communication from
the deceased and proceeded to tear
the clergyman. his ser non and his
sentiments to ribbons. I'm mighty
sorry, said the Spiritualist leader.
I'm not, said the clergyman I've
preached many a funeral sermon, but
this is the first time / was ever sassed
by the corpse