The Detroit times., 1915-12-11
From Another Point of NeD
Appreciation.
BIZ c. T. S.

Thanks to the motorman and conduc-
tor of the Hamilton car that crashed in
to another Hamilton car on Grand River
ave-, for having packed us in so tightly
that nobody was knocked TO the floor and
no women had room to fall in faint.
A gasoline famine threatens, according
to an expert. unless the price of it goes
up. They seem never to forget to wish
our old friend John d. a merry Xmas.
A Mckinley school boy has submitted
a short story effort which begins: THE
sun was sinking in the west Just as 1t
did, we recall when we went to school.
Police Commissioner Gillespie has gone
on another junket to New York to study
traffic conditions. John, just possibly
has undertaken the job of finding out
while junketing is good, why chicken
crosses the street.
A petition is being circulated for re-
turn to central standard time. Come TO
think of it, we haven't had change OF
time i'm pretty near six months.
c. T. SIS 1t proper for boarders at the
table TO discuss the age of the chicken!
From the talk last Sunday at our place you
would have thought the name of the chicken
was Ann.-E. M. 4.
On the other hand, its name might
have been Hank.
Mrs Louise Lindner. the accomplished
pianist showed herself an artist gem OF the
purest water. Her technique seemed perfect
and to the writer most marvellous, remind.
ing him of winding brook the water rip
pling the myriad of white pebbles.
while the sun in the dewy morn oVerfows
the whole vista with his sprays of gold
Just dis persing the impish laughing. singing
and, since early dawn. dancing fairies. while
rejecting all the colors OF the rainbow from
the tiny scales OF the thousands OF the WHY
and basking mnnows swimming hurriedly
past the beholder. oblivious TO his surround
ings.-The Ocone (Wis.) Reporter.
Put tn bait in tn middle of tn boat
where we can get little of it, will va?
A New York man comes through with
an invention that will keep setting hen
from setting. Why not put tack under
her?
Preparedness.
Here comes the conductor, Willie.
Get down in the seat and remember that
you are only four-and-a-half."
c. T. SIT is said that a people change
with the years Are our own people grow
ing shorter or taer?-B NJ S.
1t depends, B. NJ S., upon the season.
The day after Xmas will find many of
US bit shorter
We believe we have met at least one
Detroit man who isn't worrying about
where his Xmas money is coming from.
He was telling friend that he attended
only one ball game last summer, when
he walked out to the park and dropped
into the 25-cent bleachers to see double
header
Bones-"Mistah Intoloculah, what am
de difference between an oystah stew at
a church sociable an summer
lnterloculator-"I will have to let you
answer, Mr. Bones"
Bones-"Well, sab, it takes noah dan
one swallow to make a summer"
A New orKer who possessc- n fortune
of SIS 100000 once drove a grocers wag-
on. He appears to have kept right on
delivering the goods.
Arthur K. Gordon says the board of
health is . Joke and filled 'Vith a bunch
of %s> Is
"a. %
"One kiss from Ada and | thought
was in heaven" wrote New York man
to his prospective mother-in-law. Then
he married the girl and his pending di-
vorce suit indicates that matters were
reversed.
A squirrel in Cincinnati that refused to
eat has been pronounced insane. IL does
seem to be clear case of off his nut.