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ADVICE TO GIRLS ,s:s: $:s*:::s:, ss,f::, e. By Al

Dear Annie Laurie: have been
keeping company with young
man for two years. but he has
gone to the war. and since then
/ have been keeping company
with another gentleman.
Should ! wait until the first one
comes back or go with the boy
I go with now? He Is very nice
to me, and l like him better than
than | did the other. He treats
me very nicely, and takes me to
dances. but something tells me I
should wait until the soldier re-
turns.
This one is better off than the
other one, and | am sure Of having
d good time. CONSTANCE l..
Well. Constance, whoever named
you didn't name you very well, did
they? What is the Something
that tells you you should wait for
your soldier TO come home?
Truth, loyalty. fidelity. devotion
you wouldn't listen to any little
thing like that. would you? Not
when there are so many nice dances
10 go to and a man who will always
give you a good time"
Its a Long Way to Tipperary." "
Constance, and the poor fellow who
thinks of you all night on the battle
field and believes that you love him
and will be true to him is wasting
his time. I'm afraid.
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l should do just what felt like
IN tne matter and 1t will turn out
for the best. whatever that is.
Dear Annie Laurie: I am
young man OF twenty-three,
slightly fair. and when my mus
tache is grown some of my nu-
merous lady friends have told
me that l am quite handsome.
have lot of girls, and know
that they all seem to love me, 30
they have told me. Now. dear An
ME Laurie. ! am much worried,
as ! do not know which one to
take to dance next Thursday.
Some Of the others know
would be Jealous. must take
some one with me, and / do not
know which one to confer the ia
Vor upon. How can / overcome
this difficulty and yet please
them all? GLOOMY GUS,
Don't fret. Gloomy Gus. the girls
are just having fun with you. They
Will none of them fade away and
die OF broken hearts because YOU
take some one else to that dance.
Ask the one you like best. and ask
her quick before somebody else does,
or. she may refuse you. Girls, have
been known to co such things. and
then when you get there. notice how
well the others seem to bear up un-
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dropped out Of fashion. Only the
broader blades that are large enough
to take a decorative design are in
high favor. for 1t must be remem-
bered the kris" is now an orna.
ment. Many Of the blades are ham
mered out with pretty designs; some
have symbolic meanings.
1t is In originating and executing
these highly ornamental and artistic
Diade designs that the Javanese
kris maker finds his highest use
ana proft. Indeed. when one worker
invents a new design he is sure to
,sa'n tne great trade In daggers bear
But however much the blades o.;
JaVanese kris" may differ thev
the,r are nearly snly. all alike in the design Of
the sheath that bears a boat-sha ned
TOP. opeo
copy't. 1915. by Newspaper Festu,. s.,,.
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Apportionment.

As noness laps at a midnisht
pool alone.
The silver SLAYER dripping in dia-
monds from her heard,
30 Pains rough tongue laps At ~.
dark deep waters
Within my soul.
ram Is a purring lioness; I, o'er-
thrown.
Lie meath her paw, and her c,.v.
sink deep. and my flesh is scared.
Yet her head is raised. She snufrs
afar new slaughters
And flercer toll.
Through the black forest fick.r. .
surer spear
Ihan mine: the mail of a hero e1,t.
ters between the trees.
The lioness leaps from above me, NV
sight. presaging,
Turns on the twain.
HOW my wounds are shamed! For
now. In the night. I hear
Their thrashing struggle: I see him
fighting. forced to his knees.
God. for that death of his. To ba
worth that raging
Onslaught Of Pain,
William Rose Benet In the Outlook.
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- 7E TOLD ME- all about it the
other day. the red-haired woman.
4 You see. 1t was this way"
said the red-haired woman. I'm
awfully interested in clever people. and
we known q good many Of them.
,Nst and last. but most of my clever
Nen have been, in a certain sense
5vude.
"They were bright, and some Of them
were good. but none Of them quite
knew how to pay a compliment or what
to say to a fat woman to make her feel
that she wasn't fat at all, but Just
wholesome.
II like to analyze things and talk
them over. and 1 never could find any
man who would humor me in. that d.
rection.
Men are always SO blunt. SO brusque,
through, and that's all there Is to it.
and woman wants to keep living
things over again.
Why, a man won't even talk over q
party or victory or a defeat. And
then: all at once. this man, came
Clever. brilliant. cultivated and a,
analytical as woman.
THAT settled 1t. I was fascinated al
. moth with the flame.
o>oHS' ohNs W wa sAA~
truth. l didn't want to.
I'VE talked everybody In the world
over. We took our best friends to
pieces and put them together again
with wheel wanting sometimes. though
We never stopped to notice that.
The Bluebeard Chamber.
I'VE weighed and balanced and
measured and marked-the reason this
particular he deserted that particular
She the why Of the two partners who
stuck together because they were both
such scoundrels that each was afraid
TO- turn his back on the other for a
minute; the woman who was too good
for the man: the man who was too fine
for the woman. Oh. we got 1t all down
to a fine point!
And then We talked about each
other. He told me that he admired me
because / was coldly intellectual, and
yet he liked the color Of my hair. he
said. not because he thought It was
pretty. but because he thought 1t meant
something strange and virulent in my
blood.
He liked the way walked, he told
me. because 1t was so deceitful, and
as for my eyes. they interested him,
because they told him nothing.
II talked to him about himself. I
told him he was calculating. and he
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Anszvers To Health Questions

A. NJ. G.-How may I use cocoa but
ter as q massage on the neck In filling
out the hollows?
Cocoa butter may be mixed with
vaseline to fatten the neck, but IL
rather a slow process.
John-For the lest four years I have
been troubled with an oily skin.
want some sort Of a salve that ! can
rub on my face before going to work
so as to keep the dirt out Of my pores.
One bothered with an oily complex
highly seasoned and starchy foods.
soups, sweets. pastries and chocolates.
Do not use either soap or cold cream
on your face. but instead wash with
ice cold water and massage the face
three drops Of Fowler's arsenic solu-
ton after meals three times a day.
Dissolve blackheads out with the fol-
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Nearer Her STYLE.
IS Jane as superstitious as ever"

"Is Jane as superstitious as ever"
"Yes. She went to a fortune teller to-
DAY: and came home delighted"
Shes always going to fortune tellers
and always coming home delighted
Whst was the special good fortune this
timer
She was told that she would marry
a tail man with light hair and big,
purple ewes and blond mustache and a
Does Jane believe that"
mo. but all the other men that the
fortune tellers have offered her were
little and dark, with gray eyes and q
Van DYKE beard-and Jane edores
blonds. s.'-Cleveland Pain Dealer.
The Washington times., 1915-08-19

as 1t 10 lust this better finish which
makes furniture cost.
While this 10 the month OF sales.
1t should be remembered that good
furniture cannot be bought cheap.
Wood Is more scarce. labor 10 dearer.
and it takes a great deal Of labor to
make a thoroughly satisfactory. en-
during piece. Better indeed to pur-
chase fewer pieces. but those OF
lasting ouality-the kind that does
not lose leg unexpectedly or have
the back supports work loose, or
have the drawers so poorly made
that dampness makes them un-
openable. Furniture should be as
precious as fne china or silver, and
Of such Rrade that II. too. can be
handed down as heirlooms. full Of
associations and rejecting the per-
sonality Of it's users
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PERSONAL ADVICE.

Readers desiring a personal reply
should remember:
!. To address inquiries to DR.. I. X.
Hirshberg. care Of The WASHINGTON
Times.
2. To enclose a stamped ana "a.
dressed envelope.
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lowing: Glyccrine, one teaspoonful:
benzoin.. one teaspoonful; rose water.
one cupful. Try a salve Of white pre-
Cipitate ointment, ounce seed jelly and
glycerine. two parts each of first two.
to one pint Of the latter. Go into the
sunlight and fresh air more and drink
lots OF fresh milk and cream.
The Washington times., 1915-08-19

A man OF feet s inches should
weigh lA pounds. and seven addi-
tional pounds for each Of the next
three inches OF height
The Washington times., 1915-08-19
ODD FACTS

commuted for cash, the latter was:
called '.salerium," salt money. or
salary"
Shaving was introduced among the
Romans about B. C. 800. The flrst
shave was deemed the entrance to
manhood and celebrated with great
festivities.
The phrase Ito lionize a man"--to
stare at him as a wonderful per-
son-arose when q show Of lions was
the great attra action a the Tower Of
London and every one went and
stared.
Finger nails grow more quickly IN
summer than In winter. Those on
the middle finger grow the fastest,
and the thumb the most slowly.
II you don't care a "tinker's DAM"
you mean the mixture with which
he uses to dam, or stop. the hole he
was mending until the tin cooled.
"Hurrah" vas originally a fight.
ing exclamation. and Is derived
from the Slavonic "Hurar'-'to
Paradise!-the belief being that va
liant fighters went straight to heaven
There are more ducks in China
than in all the rest OF the world.
Fruit which Is being stewed or
cooked in any way should never be
stirred with an ordinary metal
spoon, but with one made OF wood.
BY rubbing the breast Of a fowl
with lemon juice before boiling you
will be able to send it to table with
a snow-white appearance.
Sublime porte literally means
lofty gate" 1t Is the principal en-
trance to the Seraglio at Constanti-
nople, and is the place from which
the imperial edicts are issued.
tcopyrisht. 1915. Newspaper Feature service)
The Washington times., 1915-08-19

Your salary Is your salt money"
Soldiers once received salt as part
Of their pay. When the salt was
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yer the affliction. 1t will be a lesson
tor you. and lesson that you seem
Dear Annie Laurie-I am writing
20 boy who has gone from
town TO take position OF con-
siderable danger. At one time
tnought he cared for me, but |
dld not treat him well. and lately
ne has been gong with another
girl.
Is 1t right for me to express
much concern for his safety or
to wish him back? l did not
realize how much I cared for him
until now 1t seems too late.
Should let him get any idea that
! care? DAISY r.
Yes. ia let him know that I
thought about him and worried about
him and wished he was back. I
wouldn't be foolish or gushing or
emotional about It, I'd just be
sincere and honest and friendly, and
see what would happen.
Miss Laurie rtU Uelcome letters of IN
9mry on subjects OF feminine intere,
rom young Uomen readers of thi
paper, and DiH reply to them In thes
columns. They should DO addressed
fL{s
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- onyb
n
1t is
it is tt
The Washington times., 1915-08-19

BY rubbing the breast Of a fowl
with lemon juice before boiling you
will be able to send it to table with
q snow-white appearance.
The Washington times., 1915-08-19

Fruit which is being stewed or
cooked in any way should never be
stirred with an ordinary metal
spoon, but with one made OF wood.
The Washington times., 1915-08-19

A wireless invention has been per-
fected which enables lighthouses to
send messages to ships which tell
them the exact position OF danger
Gus rocks and mined areas. By
means of a radio compass a ships
captain can ascertain the exact
locality from which the warnings
are sent, and thus he can shape his
course to steer clear of the danger
zones.
The Washington times., 1915-08-19
By ANNIE LAURIE

ger the affliction. 1t will be a lesson
.or you. and a lesson that you seem
The Washington times., 1915-08-19

There are more ducks in China
than in all the rest OF the world.
The Washington times., 1915-08-19

p The flve highest mountains In the
world are all to be found in the
Himalayas.
1t has been estimated that the
earth can maintain q population Of
5000. oOo. Goa total which will be
reached about a, D. 1900. at the
present rate Of increase.
To multiply Is by itself. and the
result (225) by itself. and so on until
fifteen products have been multi
piled by themselves in turn would
take person writing three figures
a minute. and working ten hours q
day for 800 days In each year.
twenty-eight years to accomplish.
krupps' works. the great German
gun mandatory. Is said to cover
1,0OO acres Of ground. Even before
the war rush commenced the firm
were employing 6o,ooo men at their
main works at Essen, and thou
sands Of others In their collieries,
shipbuilding yards. and private test
ing grounds. 1t Is estimated that
over 300 900 people depend on Krupps
for ther livelihood. At the Krupps'
works 10000 cannon are turned out
every year.
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II you don't care a "tinkers DAM"
you mean the mixture with which
he uses to dam, or stop, the hole he
was mending until the tin cooled.
The Washington times., 1915-08-19

Finger nails grow more quickly IN
summer than In winter. Those on
the middle finger grow the fastest,
and the thumb the most slowly.
The Washington times., 1915-08-19
Men Who Analyze Much
Have Much to Analyze,
Fears the CleUer Woman
Ordinary Men, She Finds Are Blunt Brusque and Direct
While Women Want to Keep Living
Things Over.
BY wINIFRED BLACK.
t. 1915. by Newspaper Feature Service. fnc.)

TIE TOLD ME- all about it thel admitted it. said II
other the red-haired cmH sf ne
The Washington times., 1915-08-19

Shaving was Introduced among the
Romans about B. c. 800 The first
shave was deemed the entrance to
manhood and celebrated with great
festivities.
The Washington times., 1915-08-19

commuted for cash, the latter was;
salary"
The Washington times., 1915-08-19

should do just what I felt like
IN the matter and It will turn out
for the best. whatever that is.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1915-11-28
GERMAN PATRIOTISM.

Il is marrow man who sees only
the vices and none of the virtues OF
his opponent David Lloyd-George
is proving himself a man of breadth
and foresight by placing a proper val
me- and appreciation upon Germany.s
indomitablc spirit In the conduct II
her military operations
II is not that German patriotism IN
the sense Of love Of country or deep
sentiment for national ideals is great
81 or more profound than the pa
ulotsm of other belhgcrcnts on ncu-
trails hut that the Teuton has the
capacity for showing his patriotism
tn the way in which il can be most
effcctlye--by bis earnestness of pur.
pose.
IL will not de to explain this arous-
ed and Jealous mental state OF tho
German people hy superficial phrases
The popular fashion is TO account for
il hy soylne q Is 4 product OF the war
machine or that 1t is result Of
national egotsm that creates the be
lief thar Germany Is populated by a
race of supcrmen
These explanations are not suffi-
cicut No machine, theoretical or
practical produces the spirit whore.
Of patriotism is horn No egotlsui
can teach 5elfmcrltce. for self-eac-
Albuquerque morning journal., 1915-11-28
GAS, HEARTBURN,
INDIGESTION Or
A SICK STOMACH
"Pape'S DiapepSin" Ends All
Stomach Distress IN
Five Minutes,

Time it, Pape's Diapcpsin viii d.
gest anything YOU eat ana overcome
sour. gassy or out-Of-ordcr stomach
surely within five minutes.
II Your meals don't fit comfortably
or what you eat lies like a lump 81
lead i'm your stomach. or if YOU have
heartburn, that is a sign Of Indigestion
Get from your pharmacist a fifty-
cent case of Pape's Diapepsin and take
a dose just as soon as YOU can. There
will be no sour risings. no belchine Of
undigcsted food mixed with acid mo-
stomach gas or heartburn. fullnes.
or heavy feeling in the stomach. nsu.
sea. debilitating headaches. dizziness
Or intestinal gripping This viii am 90
md, besides. there will be no sour
food left over in the stomach 10 poison
your breath with nauseous Odors
Pape's Diapepsin is certain cure
for out-of-ordcr stomochs because Ia
takes hold of your food ana digcsts ID
lust the same as il your stomach
wasn't there.
Relief in five minutes from an sto-
mach misery is waiting for you at any
drug store
These large fifty-ccnt cases contain
nough "Pape's Diapepsln' to keep
he entire family free from stomach
disorders and indigestion for many
months. 1t belongs in your home.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1915-11-28
FOUR INCHES OF SNOW
FALLS IN CURRY COUNTY


tspresl eossIsposprscs TO sosHisa JousrsLi
Clovis, N NJ, Nov g7.--Thc faces
of Curry county farmers are Vreathed
in smiles today, and there is rejoicing,
too. among the town people, for Curry
county was yesterday visited by Il
heavy snowstorm The snow COM
menced falling early i'm the morning
and continued uninteuuptedly until
noon AZ least four inches Of snow
fell here. and i'm the northern part of
the county in the wheat beltl the
snow was from six to eight inches.
The snow was worth thousands OF dol
lars 10 Curry county as it insures
plenty OF moisture for the wheat for
the time being and will go far toward
insuring the wheat crop for next year
The Clovis Creamery & Produce
company. on Tuesday and Wednesday
of this week, shipped LOO dressed
turkeys, besides a large number Of
chickens, ducks and geese. This poul-
try was all purchased locally and the
money paid therefor represents a snug
sum realized by the farmers Of Curry
county.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1915-11-28

bc trained Or sclf-goyerument simply
.hy watching a government conducted
.hr Americans Tho 0nly excuse we
could have for interfering 10 Mexico.
or in cuba. or IN stnto Domingo, 0r
m Haiti or in Nicaragua would De
the protection Of American interests
due 10 nearness of American territory.
hut no one claims that the Monroe
doctrine extends beyond the limits q
The western hemisphere. and with
Justice Japan claims q Monroe doc
trlno of her own in he Far East
Hence lf the Filipino officials are
stealing. they are stealing from FIJI
pIuos, if they are turning criminals
loose. it s. the Filipinos who will suf-
Ter from their own acts u ;hcy are
not preserving the public health, t
is their health. II they hate Amer
cans. that is their owu business, and
Or they are driving capital out Of the
Islands. they never invited foreign
capital TO come 20 the islands and
there Is plenty Of room FOR II at home
wherever iis home may be.
ANY people win give themselves as
good government as they are entitled
20. ana we can not give them better
one.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1915-11-28
NEW B0TTLlNG WORKS
FOR DEMlNG ANNOUNCED

tspse,AL eoNsrsroHosscE TO sopsiss JoussALi
Deming, ~ NJ. Nov. 27.-E. Gard
ner Of FL Paso. who was in Demine
the first of the week. announced tina
he will open up a bottling works il
Deming as soon as the building can ht
constructed for him. He has already
ordered $4,000 worth of bottles Will
the name of Deming ON them. Al
though he has not signed a lease, he is
of the opinion that he will with the
Wells-Peugh Realty company and w
q. Witten for thirty-fuot frontage oi
Silver avenue, near railroad boulevard
He expects TO erect a modern presseo
hrick building and equip it with all
the latest bottling machinery.
Mr. Gardner has Cocoa Cola rights
for the three southwestern Mexican
counties The invigoratiug coke
Will be made right here in Demine
and with Deming famous pure wa
ter The purity of the water is wha
attracted the factory to Deming.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1915-11-28

steers would eat their heads off
through the winter They We're
turned en- alfalfa and pasture and
also given free access 20 damaged all
lalfa has and fodder Ii cost Mr.
TannehIu q dollar 81 month per head
and at the same time furnished AN
income t0 the farmers n the deal
from their land ia the winter and
turned worthless hdy into cash, lt
was q sure game fer the farmer who
received his money Irrespective Of
what happened Co Mr. Tannchill The
experiment proved very profitable.
The steers grew steadily during the
winter and put on "a litue extra flesh
Now everybody is trying their hand
at Il. Mr. Tannehiu has about three
hundred head east of Roswell this
year, including fifty full-hlood Her
ford bul calves John G.. Peck am
other oldtimer has something like
three hundred cows and calves on
pasture Nearly every farm visited
yesterday was fully stocked with live
stock
Albuquerque morning journal., 1915-11-28
With Scissors and Paste
THE IRISH GUARDS.


shoulder to shoulder no sight is SO
fair.
Every man Irish from crown to tip
toe,
Standing SIX feet in the brosans they
wear
"DiviI d wan" Is afraid of q foe.
OF 60 tho front have tho darlin's been
sent.
Courage and honesty live in each
breast,
Every last one Of the addics is bent
ON proving that ireland has given
her best
Tears ran our eyes as the banners of
Glare.
Donegal. Antrim, Down and Tyrone.
Mayo and Limerick, Cork aud Kildare,
Wave farewell, and our hearts
turn to stone.
Am look to Ireland when men big and
strong
Are needed In battle to uphold the
right
Ever have Irshmen Fought against
wrong
And carried the harp to the front
of the fight
God safely keep the dear laddies in
green.
For their lone mothers and wives
oor the lca-
Hearts that are tender and wits that
are keen
Must not be vonQuished ON land or
on sea.
Gravely they're striving the right TO
dcfond
Albuquerque morning journal., 1915-11-28
TIE ZEBRA IL EXPLAINED.
fponuiar SpipnppO

Abbott ThaNer "a prominent Amer
lean artist has devoted many years to
20 study of the colcrs Of animals. lie
claims that each animal Is colored by
nature % protect itself against its own
particular enemy. The zebra's coat is
designed 60 confuse the enemy most
dangerous To the zebra,
Working ON these same lines, Mr..
Thayer SAYS that 81 Is a great mistake
TO paint our hattleships "a plain gray,
Although the war paint Is much more
suitable than the white paint used be-
fore the Spanish-Amcrican war, even
the gray color is visible al great dis
tance. To prove his point the artist
obtained permission from the war de-
partment TO paint the torpedoboat de-
stroyer Patterson according 20 his
IDEAS Long, wayy lines on the gray
war paint attract much attention
when the slim shin is close at hand
but when she steams away from tie
Albuquerque morning journal., 1915-11-28
SPOILED FOR TIE CHURCH.
(I.0u1nn Dallv Mail

AS may be imagined many of the
territorials who came out TO the front
were speaking generally. drawn from
e somewhat higher social sphere than
we're the members of the average bat
talon Of regulars This fact was
brought home 10 me somewhat forci-
bly, once when ] happened TO enter a
waysidc cafe. Seated i'm bpckroom
were couple Of territorial recruits.
They were obviously Of superior
stamp, aud as the partition was very
thin | could hear them talking Pres
emily ! caught this scrap of eonversa-
uon
You mas believe il or not, my dear
fellow, one of them observed 10 the
other, bnt ! give you my word was
intended for the church In fact.
was on the point of being ordained
last August.
What stopped you, then in
CURED his comradc. sympathetically
This ---- war. of course"