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The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1915-12-03
THE AMERICAN JEWISH WORLD

senberg, Mr.. and Mrs. Felsenberg will be
at home at l1Ol s. 7th street after De-
cember 18th.
The XII Psi Theta fraternity of the Uni
versity of Minnesota gave their annual
Thanksgiving banquet, Thanksgiving eve
at the Dyckman Hotel.
Mrs. Max Stearn, Humboldt av. S., en-
tertained at children's party in honor
of the sixth birthday Of her son Louis,
Friday, Nov. 26.
Mr.. James Kantrowitz left Thursday for
two weeks trip to Bennington, VT, Bos
ton and New York.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Klein, 1916 10th av.
5. announce the engagement of their
daughter Betty to Fred Levi.
Announcement.
Mr.. A. H. Karatz, attorney at law, an
nounces the removal of his offices from
$50 Temple Court to suite 6O76O9 First
NationalSoo Line Bldg, in association
with Nathan H.. Chase and Samuel j.
Levy. Telephones: N. w. Main 1177;
T. s. Center 49,
CLUB NOTES.
The Minneapolis Section, Council of
Jewish Women, will meet Saturday at 2
p. m. at Temple House. DR.. I. L. Rypins
will speak on "Modern Leaders in Juda-
ism.''
At the regular meeting of the Mime
apolis lodge, I. O.. B. B. in 1. O. O. F.
II Ill
the following officers were elected for the
ensuing year: Rabbi C. D. Matt, presi-
dent; Louis l.. Schwartz, vice presidents;
Geo. Monasch, secretary; Maurice Engler,
treasurer; Harry Ravicz, guardian; A. N
Bearman, warden. Trustees, Isaac WE'LL
j. M. Davis, D. Berman. AS part of the
program, Mr.. Elijah Avin, principal of the
Talmud Torah gave an illustrated lecture
entitled "The Chanukah Festival.''
One Of the most successful affairs given
by the Ladies Auxiliary Of the Temple
was the Bazaar held Wednesday after
noon and evening at the Temple House.
cafeteria dinner was served and an in
teresting cabaret performance was given
in which Mesdames Monasch and Kantro-
WITT, and Messrs. Stanley Segelbaum, Jer
ONE Monasch Leonard Wiskopf and Alex
ander Rubel participated.
The second annual entertainment Of the
Ladies' Auxiliary Of the Talmud Torah
given last Sunday evening at the Talmud
Torah Hall attracted such an unexpectedly
large audience that hundreds of people
were turned away, and many of those
who gained admittance had to content
themselves with standing room. The num-
bers were all rendered with success and
elected much applause from the audience,
who thoroughly appreciated the high quail
ity of work shown in the rendering of must
cal and other selections. The regular pro-
gram was followed by dancing. 1t is plan
ned to provide much better facilities for
the next annual entertainment, so as to
obtain auditorium large enough to ac-
com mO6ata all who will Saolx a1mi++onoo
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04
DrMoCHNrrc DrLusroN.

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with remarkable facility Demo
cratic Irodors change front ON lm
pormt governmental questions and
cndJaror to dcllJo tho American
people into tho notion that they hav,
. always been advocates OF tho doctrine.
TO tho support Of which they have
been driven by pubic opinion. Pro.
paruIuoss IS ono instance and crca-
tlou Of a tariff commission is an
utnur.
After refusing To- mako adequate
appropriations for tho national de-
fuuaa and after declaring that the
military branch of tho government
had not been ucalo,rcd. the admins
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04
AROUND THE LOBBY

The following Oklahomans regis
tered at the Tulsa hotels yesterday:
Brady Hotel
John r. Hadley Cushing: VI. l..
Mitchell, Muskogee, w. S. Richards.
Chickasha; w. b. Knox. Muskogcc.
J. II. Hogan, Okmulgec, f.. W. Daw-
SON Drumright, w. Wear, Cleveland.
Arthur Harlan, Oklahoma city. w
r. Haddock, Muskogce. j. n. Brown.
Oklahoma City: NJ II. Chadwick.
Tulsa; Walt r. koegan, Tulsa: j H..
Brown, Tulsa; j. W. Peterson. okla
homa City; j. NJ. Davis city; W. F.
Stover Drumright, j.. NJ Fisher.
Enid, NJ. Shockley Enid, Dorothy ID.
Lloyd, Bartlesyile; h. l.. Eaton.
Enid; W c. Grove, Hominy; w. +.
Wilson Claremore.
Hotel Oklahoma.
E. w. Parker and wife. McAlcster.
j. r. Richards, Muskogoe: z. w.
Grady, Muskogee; e. r. Hecker. OK
Iahom4 city 70. s Campbell Musko-
gee; J. B. Roberts, Nowata: Rov
Hart, Nowata, j. NJ Franklin. citv.
w. T. Evans Oklahoma Citv: s "
Brown and wife, jerks.
Hotel Tulsa.
c, F, Kelsey Okmulgee; j 6.
Haynes, Oklahoma city: Rov s
Johnson, Newkirk. C. r. stevens
Oklahoma City; Walter Stiph OkmuIl
gee; c. T. Wheeler. Oklahoma Gitv.
Dan S. Wheery, Oklahoma CITY. g
i. Kelsey and Wife OkmuIgee. a 7
Ketchum, city; r. II. Kilpatrick. citv.
II. e. Heth, Oklahoma City; r r.
Brace, Oklahoma City, II. NJ. Slgson,
oklahoma City; Mrs. A. Gastafson
Oklahoma City; Miss MAY FARRELL
Oklahoma City; W. A. Wright Nus,
kogee; Joseph p Rossiter, Okemab.
J. w. Shields, CheCotah: d =. Diek
McAlester; Hy DuBore. Cbickasba.
Boone Creeton, Oklahoma Citv: II m
MahOn, Okmulgee: Ed w KoIiv
Pawnee; ]. a. McCullom. PawneS,
Amos f. Mitchell, Tulsa: T r ne
nQssett Drumright; H. N. Muneon
Oklahoma City; J. Braden. Okiaboma
City; L. Il. Graft. Oklahoma Citv. IT
p; Plat, Oklahoma CITY; c r stitb
oklahoma City; II. S. Humnbravs'
oklahoma City; Charles p. Vance,
NJ Aluskogee; H. V. johnson and u,ifa
Checotah: w. T. McMurray' Music,
gee ID. c. Boutwell,, Muskogee.
TONER Peoples, Oklahoma Clty. j n
h-SAisfhn- nLlahnms City.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04
City News In Brief

-
AMOS GUTHRIE has recently
moved from the Reeves RATS To Ken
dali addition
CLAY PAYNE, a local oil man,
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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04

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/ IN CNaILe Oh no5h services al lIe
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/ '"'H mo, u'"E "Iu evening. l'"'IHE ms
/ ui'l""l l'H"od, PUT reverend NeII
pI""S TO revive lhe!' 9""""y'
EIGHT PERMITS for buildings
were ISSUED hE the building inspec-
/ tors department yesterday the first
/ of the month"; and If this record is
maintained throughout the month it
.July win bo oaljpsod The buildings
+. for which permits were issued ycStcr-
day. however Will not cost more than
$4,000.
.
rfum. who were aided by Tur.l
through the efforts of A NJ Wc'cb
humane agent. recently sent Il SOU
vc0fr of the war t0 t'r popuI8I. local
agent. which was received Yesterday
The souvenir is i'm the form of a letter
of thanks. which MIR WeIrh zgIues
more than ANYTHING els. which could
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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04


new in every particular and will en-
body the latest machinery in use. 1t
. VIII be in progress Of construction
WlJhin a very few weeks and viii soon
/ ne apIe 10 turn Out It's maximum ca
/ paclJy'
.
THE COUNTY ATTORNEY has
/ been receiving many calls from va
rou5 manufacturers in the city who
are interested i'm the Workmen's COM
( pcusatiOn act which was passed by
| the recent legislature and went into
effect September /. The enforce
me.t Of the new law is i'm the hands
| of the new state Industrial commits
sion. The new act is for the purpose
of compelling employers 10 remuner-
ate injured workmen while iucapaci-
.".eH' "heh s1ch injury takes place
/ "hle WoIhmau is I'm the perform
ahce OF his duties.
.
a SUIT FOR a divorce was filed IN
the district court yesterday between
Mary l.. Phillips as plaintiff and j.
ID. Phillips as defendant. She alleges
that they were married ON AurI l6.
1905, and that two children were
bora. Virgil, aged 9. and Ruthic. aged
q years. She accuses her husband of
cruelty neglect and refusal to help
support the family. Because Of this
She was compelled to work to give
herself and children the necessities
of lic She asks for a divorce. the
custody Of the children, $500 and ali
|..H. q o. "a D.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04

Br'or Bryan may have 70 talk 20
Senator John Sharp Williams. wh'
wants our navy 20 patrol uaualt.
lanuc trade routes and sink every
German submarine found.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04

30 dividends are ever paid by gos-
.ip factories no matter how busy they
may be-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04

Tho peace price advertised by Cor
mans HASN'T brought out the shoppers
q tho allies
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04

Beautiful showing Of fall hats
Mullins Millinery, Second and De
troit.-Adv.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04

Choice Of entire line early fall
STYLE felt hats Saturday at 81. Unique
Millinery, 40S p South Main.-Ady.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04

Want to borrow money? World
Want Ads will put you In touch with
the right psrtE
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04

future dealings rather than to pen
anze him for the indIsTeuons or
miafor'uuca VI tho past
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04

REV. J. E. LoUKs and a party of
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04

THE CITY WEED gang was en-
gagged yesterday i'm clearing thorough
fares leading 10 the fairgrounds Of
rank growths of weeds of all kinds.
1t is the intention TO take the gang
to the east part OF the city every day
until all streets are improved In ap-
pearanCe.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04

J. T.. CARNAHAN Of Robinson, H..
has significd his intention of rebuild
ing the Tulsa Boiler and Manufactur-
ing outfit which was recently
burned at West Tulsa. The plant
was moved to this city five years ago
from Robinson and has been sue
cess in all respects since its establish
ment here The new plant will b.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-09-04

new in every particular and will en-
body the latest machinery i'm use. 1t
will be i'm progress Of construction
within a very few weeks and will soon
he able to turn out its maximum ca
pa.ity.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-09-04
SEEING LIFE WIM
r AN1 JOHN HENRY
SSh ~ GeOIqeVHObart
S1N\<@kXNf1 John Henry on Human Nature
John Henry on Human Nature

He sat on the arm of the seat and
steamed up.
In less than a minute he crowded
the information on them that he was
a millionaire who had escaped from
Los Angeles, California, and he was
Just going to put them both in grand
opera, when Slim toddled over to
him and said: Next stop Eriel You
told me to remind you to send that
telegram to your wife in Logansport-
Curtain.
OF course the fact that Wedge didn't
have a wife in Logansport or else
where made no difference He couldn't
prove an alibi, so he faded out into
the day coach and became as one
who isn't
The Roast-Beef Sisters seemed to
be all carved up about something or
other.
While these more or less grin-pro-
ducing incidents were occurring there
was ever present in my own noodle
the grim reality that bedtime was ap-
preaching and had drawn an upper
| berth.
Say, I'll be one of a party of six
to go before Congress and tell all 1
know about an upper berth.
AS a place to tie up small bundle
of sleep a boiler factory has it beat
to a whimper
! Strong men weep every time the
| ticket agent says, Nothing left but
| an upper" and lovely women have
/ Mysteries and begin to make faces
| at the general public when the colored
4 porter points up in the air and says,
Madam, your eagles nest is ready
/ far up the mountainside."
While the porter was cooking W
my attack of insomnia l went out in
the smoking room TO drown my sor-
row, but 1 found such bunch of sor
| row killers out there ahead of me that
1 had to hold the comb and brush in
my lap and sit up on the towel rack
/ while | took a little smoke.
Did you ever notice on your trav
els that peculiar hog on the train who
pays two dollars for a berth and al
ways displaces eight dollars worth
| of space in the smoking car?
| If he would bite the end of piece
/ of rope and light up occasionally he
wouldn't be so bad, but nix on the
smoke for him.
He simply sits there with face like
a fish and keeps George Nicotine
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-09-04

buffet car on the train, so he offered
to buy the drinks
;. Don't you believe that all men are
born equal?" inquired the Kansas City
ite
Yes. but some of them have pull
enough to get over it, responded the
Providence philosopher; whereupon
the smokeless hog by the window
took out flask and began to dampen
his conscience.
Just then the towel rack fell with
a crash, and after i picked up the
comb and brush and myself 1 decided
to retire to my bracket on the wall
and try to sleep
When / left the smoker the smoke
less hog was occupying two and a
half seats and was now busy breath
ing in some secondhand cigarette
smoke which nobody seemed to care
for.
How do 1 reach my Alpine bunga-
1ow?" / said to the porter, whereupon
he laughed teethfully and hit me on
the shins with stepladder.
The spectacular gent who occupied
the star chamber beneath my garnet
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-09-04

and all the real rag burners from en-
joying a smoke
If ever a statue is needed of the pa
triot Buttinski I would suggest
model in the person of the smokeless
smoker who always travels in the
smoking car.
Two busy gazabes were discussing
politics when 1 squeezed into the
smoker on this particular occasion,
and 1 judge they both had lower
berths; otherwise their minds would
have been busy with dark and per-
sonal fears CT the future.
WELL" exclaimed the gabby one
from Kansas City, what is politics?
Well, what is it?"
Politics. replied Wise Willie from
Providence. politics is where we get
sometimes in the bank, sometimes
in the neckI''
Everybody present peeled the cover
OF a loud laugh and the smokeless
hog at the window stole four inches
| extra space so that he could shake
more when he giggled-
Well resumed the inquisitive per
son from Kansas City. what is poll
| tician? Do you know? Eli, well.
what is a Politician"
"A politician" replied the fat man
| from Providence, "a politician is the
reason We have Sc much politics"
Much applause left the hands of
those present, and the smokeless hog
turned. sideways so that he could
make the others more uncomfortable
/ Perhaps" insinuated gabby Jim
from Kansas City, perhaps you know
what a statesman is, eh?''
"A statesman is politician in good
luck" was the comeback from our
fat friend from Providence. and in
the enthusiasm which followed the
/ smckeless hog found out there was no
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-09-04
CHARITY CLOSE TO HOME.
Smiths Seemingly Generous Action
Was Not Altogether a Matter of
Philanthropy.

Senator Morris Sheppard of Texas
remarked the other day that philan-
thropy was not always actuated by a
beautiful and generous heart, and told
this story to back up his statement:
One afternoon a bunch of congenial
spirits were talking about the various
leading citizens of the town when a
parsimonious party by the name OF
Smith was smilingly referred to.
Speaking of Smith," interposed an
other of the bunch, 81 met him yes
terday afternoon going around town
with petition trying to collect money
for poor widow that she might pay
her rent
What's that" exclaimed the
amazed crowd, all of whom knew
Smith. Collecting funds for a widows
rent! Whatch out for the millennium
at 6 a. m. tomorrow
"Oh, no, it isn't as bad as that" ex-
planned the other. You see, Smith
owns the house that the widow lives
in
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-09-04
ORDER HAD HIM I'm THE ARR
Roatswain's Mate Considerably Mud
died by Command That Was
Entirely New to Him.

In all the naval services tradition Is
strong AS Chief Boatswain McCar-
thy. U. S. N. has shown in an article in
The Proceedings of the United States
Naval Institute the adherence to Gus
tom extends to the manner in which
the boatswain's calls are varied for
different occasions. and even, in the
old navy, at least, it extended to the
orders
The language used in passing words
was the vernacular of the sailor rather
than academic English, and the officer
who did not know that usually got poor
results from the boatswain's mate. who
had his own ideas about passing the
word. and got muddled in interpreting
any unusual order.
On one occasion, the officer of the
morning watch gave this order:
"Boatswain's mate, scrub down with
rapidity." This was a new one, and
after causing the officer to repeat the
order three times, the boatswain's
mate became desperate. He grabbed
deck bucket, and forced it into the
hand of the nearest apprentice, whom
he started on his way with push that
sent the youngster Keeling, and fol-
lowed him with this shout:
60 to the captain of the hold and
ask him for bucketful of it, / never
heard of anything to scrub deck with
but sand and lime, and l don't know
anything about these new 'soogy-
moodgies,' anyway."-Youth's Com
panion.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-09-04

cAYl Did you ever sit around in
y the Pullman Car and study a few
paragraphs from the worlds most Ia
nous text book-human nature?
Go after it the first chance you get
you'll learn at lot
For instance, during a trip recently
on one of Mr.. Pullman's sleep-wagons
1 soon learned that the brisk and
breezy crew in the seats around me
were commercial travellers, and they
were tanning each other with fairy
tales about the goods they sold.
1 learned that the one who looked
like human apple was affectionately
known as Slim because he's SO fat
that every time he turns around he
meets himself coming back.
And it wasn't hard to learn that
the tall one with the sandy hair was
Nick Dalrymp1e, who goes after the
orders for hardware house in
Columbus and knows everybody in
the world-bar one family living in
Yonkers.
Then there was Tod Gilpfn, who
cuts ice for a match factory in New
ark, and he's the life of a small party.
Tod's main hold is to creep into
the reading room" of RUDE hotel
after the chores are done of an eve
ming and throw salve at the come-ons.
Tod tells them that their town is the
brightest spot on the map, and they
warm up to him and want to buy him
sarsaparilla and root beer. Then
when he gets them stuck on them
selves he sells them matches
Presently 1 learned that the party
with the mauve forehead and the
magenta mustache was Mutt Daw-
son-the most reckless spendthrift
with his words and the meanest man
to the English language 1 ever
listened to.
The Dream Builders Association
was in full session when Wedge Muir
ray caromed over and weighed-in with
the party.
Wedge is a saucy little party, five
foot four, with three foot shoulders.
I learned that Wedge sells canned
shirt waists for the Shine Brothers,
and if he's ever let into the firm it
will be as a brother.
Wedge is one of those goose-headed
ginks who scratch gravel and start
in to make a killing every time they
see a pretty girl.
Across the aisle sat two pet ca
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-09-04
he Hadn,t Beer There.

Mr. Daubyn said he would keep
house while Mrs. Daubyn was away"
Yes"
He wrote glowing letters to her
about his experiments in the kitchen
and the fun he was having washing
Dishes
"Fine!"
When Mrs. Daubyn returned at
the end of two weeks Mr.. Daubyn, of
course, met her at the station and es-
corted her home.'
And the sequel?'
AT the door he discovered that
she took his latch key away with her
the day she left
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-09-04

naries from Plainfield. New Jersey.
They were members of the Soubrette
Singing Society. and they were en-
route to the West to join the Bunch
of Birds Burlesque Company"
Their names we're Mile and Tillie,
and they wore Feather Buster hats,
Millie was fully aware that she
could back Duse of the map. and
Tillie was ready to bet a weeks sal
airy that she could make Bernhard
feel like she was out in the storm we
had day before yesterday
Tod called them the Roast-Besf Sis
tiers. Rare and well-done.
In minute the castors on Wedges
neck began to turn.
Nick put the others wise with a
wink, so they lit the fire and began
to cook it up
Wedges heart was warming for the
birds in the gilded cage.
Nothing into it," said Slim. It's
a plain case of Appomattox- The war
is over and they are yours, Wedgel"
Wedge turned a few more volts into
his twinkling lamps.
Lower your mainsail. Wedge, and
drop alongside; you've made the
landing suggested Nick
Wedge began to feel his necktie
and play patty-cake with the little
bald spot on the top of his head.
stop the hanson and get out:
you're at your corner" said Tod
The Sweet Dreams across the way
were giving Wedge the glorious eye
roll. and he felt that dinner was
ready.
Hang up your hat. Wedge, and
gather the myrtle with Maryi" Slim
Clipped in
Then Wedge bounced over and be
gan to show Millie and Tillie what 9
handsome brute he was at close quar-
ters-
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SettIinQ Ii.

They were just about to get married
and were discussing the details of do
nestle economy.
But I'm afraid. dearest, we shall
not be able to afford a servant at first"
he said, looking tenderly at her.
"Oh, Harry, whatever will the neigh
bors say when they see me doing my
own work.
why darling" replied Henry, gen
timely puzzled. whose work do you
want to do?"
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Sacrifice for Art.

One cold, wet and windy night he
came upon a negro shivering in the
doorway of an Atlanta store. Wonder
ing what the darby could be doing
standing on a cold, wet night in such
a place, the proprietor of the shop
said:
Jim, what are you doing here?"
"'Scuse me, sah, said Jim, but
I'm gwine to sing bass tomorrow
mornin at church, an 1 am trying to
ketch a cold"