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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1915-06-03

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9robcn annpfplue bel Yr5cmpsl peDer
bon Dclltidler nod bon ruiiiider Scite
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unb bctont. bab Stalien fripol in ben
&rtcg gegangen lei. obipobl Seltcrz
reid ltngnrn unb S%cutidlnno nidts
unperiucbt lieben, ben Sriebcn nit Dem
cinlti9en Gerbiinbeten gu erbalten.
$50
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Bureau mclbet: .@ie berid)tet miro,
muroen Zeppelin &reu5er bel Hnms1
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men icin. Sas lam aber nidt unbca
bingt nit Dem gcimf Der 2uftihiffe
in W%crbinbung gebraht iperben." -
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nit Vaumipolle nnb Stablplatteu be-
laben, ipurbe %unfcrn Der fran5o1iihen
&iiite bel llibnnt nah ben iiblihcn
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bcs Sampfers v2aplanb", Der berte
bon 2ipcrpool in Ncn 9orf e%intrai.
berid)ten. bab lie Den Gunarboampfer
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ralitdt 81 Sruppen>S ransport5lpeden
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1915-06-03

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Die SunhelsbilnnS Su 8unitcn her
Der, Stoaten ON Iu9uit D. ). 6iS
Gnee Iai neunbuneert IiQionen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1915-06-03
StQDt DeS
6Irfenut0rDeS.

Weiie letten Sage in Serajeuu. =
Sic friiberc 1iterreifiidc Yulitif
bier. - Wie iih Sie Saden &C.
GnScrt baben. = Ycfere Sage fir
bic &atbolifen. - Die Stabt ielbit.
- GtWas iiber has SamD. - 9as
DiterreihiidJ : nugartid)e Seer.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1915-06-03

iparen. = Scutide Salldbpote BADEN
an Der norb@ frun5oiiihen &iiite 5pei
britiihe Sanpfer. Den r8lenlce" nno
Den .SuQopnoor", pericnft.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1915-06-03

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1915-06-03
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90. Mai.--Sta!icniiGe G'rnppcn.
tic bel W~tonfa!couc iiber Den Slonso
borsiSrinscn ncriuhten. ipuroen 5us
yiid1eihlagcn. gbcnin er9img es
ieinhlifcm Mbtbeilunaem, Die iiber
Gortina in bic Golrmiten selanst
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1915-06-03

Sic Intiport Der peutidcn HeiG)sA
rcgierun9 nuf Die ibr nah Der Ier>
ienflng bcs britiIGcn Campers
~2uiitnnia", nit Dem iibcr bunbert
Imcrifaner untergingen, 6ugeianote
Note Der Ser. Stadten murbe ant
Sam,stag &ormittaa go. Iai) lint
II ltbr pom Stantsietretdr bes Iuss
pdrtigen Imtes b. SagOlu unterdeihs
net unb am Nnd)mittas Dem amerifas
uiid)eu Sotidafter 8erarp 5ur 8eis
ter9abe uad @nibiugton 5useitelt.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-08-13
TRAGEDY OF HER LIFE
Young Fisherman Worked Four.
teen Years to Win Prima
Donna for Wife.
BY GEORGE MUNsoN.

THAT big white house on the cliffs
yonder. mister?' asked the old guide.
That's Hiram Smiths place. He's one
Of the richest men round here and we
think a deal of him. We called that
'Hiram's Folly once, but folks don't
call 1t that any more, for now it's a
house, and then 1t was a barn without
roof, and nobody thought Hiram
would get the money to finish it. Be-
sides, what did he want with a house
like that, single man, earning his liv.
ing with his lobster pots as his father
had done before him, and boarding
with Widow Gregg? That bit of an
old wreck there was the Patagonia
once, and she was fine ship in the
days when she used to ply between
Boston and Portland 1t was when she
went ashore that we stopped speaking
Of 'Hiram's Folly
In his vivid speech he drew the
mans picture until l could visualize
him-Hiram Smith. the young fisher
man. batting his lobster pots or acting
as guide. during the brief summer
months, to the visitors at Rundle's
Bay. One summer there came a party
composed of foreign-looking men, who
wore respondent rings and curled
their mustaches and sang all day for
the most unexpected reasons, and wo-
men in dainty dresses. wealthy. evi.
IDENTIFY, and yet curiously dissimilar to
the prosaic holiday makers who spent
their summers at Ruhdle's Bay. And
soon 1t became understood that this
was a party Of opera singers from
New York who had taken the strange
fancy to pay weeks visit to this lit.
tie coastal village Of Maine.
But even there the fame of Marian
kempner had spread. It was not her
genius that was admired, but the fact
that she. q girl of twenty-five, born in
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-08-13
HOW GOLD PENS ARE MADE
Platinum Ore the Ingredient, and the
Process 10 Something Of a Com
plicated Matter.

Metallic iridium, used so extensive.
ly for the points of gold pens, is made
from the powder obtained in the wet
way from platinum ore by heating to
a high heat in sand crucible and
then adding stick phosphorus. The
iridium, which cannot be melted alone.
Is thus fused in the form of an irid.
ium phosphide. To remove the phos-
phorus the phosphide is heated with
lime and the iridium is left in the
form of hard. white mass It is now
so hard that it cannot be filed or cut.
and is broken up into small pieces for
soldering to the points of gold pens.
These small pieces are ground to the
right size on a copper disk wheel with
emery or carborundum 1t is said that
an ounce of iridium will make from
5000 to 10000 pen points. 1t has
also been found that the iridium thus
prepared is practically as hard as the
ruby. No steel tools can make any
impression upon it. At one time much
less expensive than platinum. iridi.
UNI now Is worth more on account Of
the demand for hard platinum. in
which the iridium is the hardening
agent
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-08-13

Iowa of simple farmer stock, had been
so endowed by nature that she earned
thousands of dollars in one evening by
the gift of her voice. When Hiram
Smith first took her in his boat he
stared at her till he nearly lost his
oars. She was the most beautiful wo
man whom he had ever seen. And
when she sang, the world seemed sud
denly a thing of crystal and fire to
him.
Marian Kempner was at first
amused and then interested in the de.
votion Of the young fisherman. To
her, woman of the world, who had
won the homage of noblemen in all
the countries Of Europe. who had been
the sensation of seasons in Paris and
London. it seemed astonishing that he
should presume to love her She
played with him, aping the ingenue
with skill that concealed something
OF real emotion. In that week at Run.
dies Bay she regained little Of the
first freshness of her mind; it was a
new world that she encountered when
she returned. and that winter she was
the sensation of the operate world.
And on the last evening Hiram
Smith offered her his heart and
hand" Those were his words, she told
the laughing crowd at the hotel. He
wanted her to share his cottage and
his lobster pots! And when she had
shriveled his selfesteem with a few
kindly. yet cutting words. he said sim.
ply:
Il will win you yet"
That was the climax Of her story,
and the opera stars yelled as they
heard 1t told in Marian's inimitable
way. and clutched at one another to
keep themselves from falling. Early
next morning the party went away.
Rundle's Bay never saw them again.
Hiram Smith never followed the sea
again. He disappeared for two years
When he returned he deposited a
thousand dollars in the bank and
bought the piece Of ground on which,
stone by stone. he erected "Hiram's
Folly" 1t grew as his bank deposit
increased. for Smith became known as
master of finance, in a small way.
the greediest man in New England
and the shrewdest at bargaining. He
built store that ousted all other
stores. He bought the land that the
New England railroad was compelled
to purchase at ten times the value the
following year. And every dollar went
into -Hiram's Folly"
The years passed slowly. Hiram was
man Of thirty-five. and Marian about
his age. when the tragedy Of her life
happened. For ten years she had
been q star" Now her voice failed
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-08-13

Ito Be Contin ued. +,
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-08-13
supreme seIf.DeIusIor

N all the mighty domain of sel,.d..
fusion there is nothing quite eoual ~
me Wistfui self-kidding of the man
VINO after his medical man has ,n,a
n.m una. 20 drinks of whisky a dav
lave all pit ruined his kidneys.
switches to 20 drinks of gin per d,sm
. because ne's been told" (says he,
,aa. gin is good for the kidneys."-
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-08-13
Daily Thouaht.

10 you know what fairy palaces
may build Of beautiful thought ~
against an adversely? Bright fans
satisfied memories, noble his'Oi
laitnful sayings, treasure house,
precious and restful thoughts
care cannot disturb MOI pain
gloomy. nor poverty take ava!
u houses built without hands ioi
souls to live in.-Ruskin
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-08-13
A Rssplte.

III your daughter must take mus,e
lessons. let her learn the organ"
why the organ instead of the
piano!s
Because organ playing does have
some stops about it."
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-08-13
SYNOPSIS.

CHAPTER I-Kenneth Grtswold, an uA-
successful writer because of socialists
tendencies. sups with his friend Balm
bridge at Shaudiere's restaurant in New
will steal to keep from starving.
CHAPTER II-Griswold holds UP An
drew Galbraith, president of the Bayou
State Security. in his private office and
escapes with 100000 in cash.
CHAPTER IH-By original methods
goes aboard the Belle Julie as a deck
hand. He Unexpectedly confronts Char
lotte Farnham of Wahaska Mimi, who
had seen him cash Galbraith's check in
the bank.
CHAPTER Iv-Charlotte recognizes
Griswold but decides to write to Gal
braith rather than denounce tho robber
to the captain and 20 incur unpleasant
notoriety
CHAPTER v-Charlotte sees the brutal
mate rescued from drowning by 0riswoid
and delays sending her letter to Gal
braith.
CHAPTER vII-oriswold ia arrested on
the arrival Of the boat At St. Louis but
escapes from. his captors.
CHAPTER vIII-eriswold decides on
after QUILTING himself properly. takes
the train.
CHAPTER TX - Margery Grierson.
daughter of '1>sper Grierson, the financial
magnate o <ahaska. starts a campaign
Tor social recognition by the ''old FAINT
Hes" of the town.
CHAPTER XI-Margery asks her IA
Their to get Edward Raymer into financial
hot water and then help him out Of 1t.
CHAPTER xII-Griswold RECEIVERS to
md the stolen money gone
CHAPTER xV-Margery takes Girls
void to the safety deposit vault and turns
the stolen money over to him,
CHAPTER XVI-Charlotte bluffs out
Broffin and Margery begins to watch him.
CHAPTER XVII-Griswold puts his
money in Raymer's plant and commences
to rewrite his book.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-08-13
Re0tful Nelohborhsod

subbubs-I believe. Swamphurst IL
unhealthy. Since we have lived out
there my wife can scarcely speak
above whisper.
, Henpeck-Do you suppose l could
find house there?
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-08-13
Not So Many Now.

1t has been computed that at the
time OF the arrival OF Columbus there
were 100000 traians in North and
South America -
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-08-13

A noble nature can alone attract the
noble and alone knows how to retain
them -Goethe.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-08-13
Evidently Built "a lssf

What IL believed to be the Oldest in,
habited residence in the world is q
mansion in Germany that was built in
700.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-08-13

tie empty chair behind the window
hangings. and crossed the veranda to
stand with one arm around support
ing pillar. And since the battle was
fought and won, and the friendly pill
lar gave its stay and shelter. the vel
vety eyes filled suddenly and the ripe
red lips were trembling like the lips Of
. frightened child.
Ito Be Continued
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04

Summit, N. Gin a letter receiv-
ed from this place, Mr., J.W. Crouch,
the notary public, says: my wife
had been ailing for nearly IL years,
from female ailments, and at times,
was unable to leave the house. She
suffered agony with her side and
back. We tried physicians for years,
without relief. After these treat
ments all failed, she took Cardui,
and gained in weight at once. Now
she is red and rosy as a school girl"
Cardui, as a tonic for women, has
brought remarkable results. 1t re-
lieves pain and misery and is the
ideal tonic for young or old. Try It.
At all druggists.
Advertisement
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04

II Is Within the Power Of Everyone to
Make the Best Of the Prcs-
ent Moment.

just have a little heart-to-heart
talk with yourself every morning,
and say: cit does not matter what
comes or goes today, what happens
or what does not happen, there is
one thing Of which am sure, and
that is, I am going to get the most
possible out Of the day. ! am not
going to allow anything to rob me
of my happiness, or Of my right to
live this day from beginning to end,
and not merely to exist.
II do not care what comes, / shall
not allow any annoyance, any hap
pening, any circumstances which
may cross my path today, to rob me
of my peace of mind. / will not be
unhappy today, no matter what oc-
ours. 1 am going to enjoy the day
to its full, live the day completely.
This day shall be a complete day
in my life. / shall not allow the
enemies of my happiness to mar it.
No misfortune in the past, nothing
which has happened to me in days
gone by, which has been disagreeable
or tragic, no enemies of my happi-
ness or efficiency shall be a guest in
my spirits sacred inclosure today,
Only happy thoughts, Joy thoughts,
only the friends of my peace, COM
fort, happiness and success, shall
find entertainment in my soul this
day. None Of my enemies shall gain
admittance to scrawl their hideous
autographs on the walls of my mind.
There shall be mo admittance' today,
except to the friends of my best
moods. 1 viii tear down the black,
sable pictures and hang pictures of
Joy and gladness, of things which
will encourage, cheer and increase
my power. Everything which ever
handicapped my life, which has made
me uncomfortable and unhappy,
shall be expelled, at least for this
day. So that when night comes 1
can say, 4 have lived todayp"
Extract, ~The Joys of Living"
Marden.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
BENEFITS OF SAFETY wonK
When i've Motives Are Purely Human
itarlan the Best Results Have
Been Attained.

In an article in Safety Engineer
ing it is suggested by George A.
Cowes, manager of the bureau of
safety of the Utica Mutual Compen-
sation corporation, that the funda-
mental motive in establishing safety
work in an industrial plant should be
humanitarianism. He writes:
Manufacturing corporations in
all parts of the United States have
testified that efficient safety organi-
cations, as conducted in their facto-
ries, have, on an average, reduced the
number of accidents in their plants
at least 80 per cent. In some plants
accident records have been reduced
as much as 65 per cent. The indus
trial accident board of Massachusetts
has found that, through the organi-
zation of efficient safety committees
the employees of Massachusetts may
eventually save ON each injury an
average of $40. Statistics show that
such organizations have saved at
least 30 per cent of the losses in
wages sustained by employees on &C.
count of preventable accidents. EN-
ployers may expect, therefore, ulti.
mately to save the entire cost Of
insurance on the preventable cases
AT least 60 to 70 per cent of all acct
dents are preventable. No employer
should, if he desires to make it g
success, organize a safety committed
solely for pecuniary gain. Humane
tarianism should be the primary mo-
tive to inspire employers to perfect
-'lch an organization"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
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Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04

We are authorized to announce
HON. JAMES B. ALLENSWORTH
of Christian county, as candidate
for the Democratic nomination for
Commonwealth's Attorney, for the
Third Judicial district, composed of
Christian. Galloway, Trigg and Lyon
counties.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
AT THE zoo.

"Why, there's nothing but bees
here"
''What did You expect 20 find?"
swell, when l asked to be di-
rected to the apiary certainly
thought | was going TO the place
where they kept the apes"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
TOO WISE TO BITE.

Maud-Don't you think there are
Just as good fish in the sea as ever
were caught?
Marie-I don't know. But they
'are smarter, anyway.-Boston Eve
ming Transcript.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
OBJECT OF STUDY.

"What is that class of girls do
ing?"
Studying fossils"
"Well, l used to object to being
called one, but I guess III own up
to it now"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
HAsTY NEWS.

Redd-Do you believe in dreamss
Greene-Some dreams.
swell, you know to dream of a fire
means hasty news"
$50 I've heard"
"Well, last night l dreamed of a
fine, and this morning l read in the
paper that my brother had been fined
for speeding"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
AND GRIND ITS worries.

$50 Miss Bangor played for you
'IShe claims that she can make the
piano speak"
"Well, I'll bet if it spoke it would
say: Woman, y@ have played me
false"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04

Wake no your Liver. A lazy Liver
brings on the worst OF diseases.
Take LIV.VER-LAX now. Adver-
tiseme0t.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
THEIR MOTIVE POWER.

"Spankers on boats are not man
aged mechanically, are they?"
"No, sir. Spankers are mostly
used by hand power, sir"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
PROViDENT DUFFER.

Patron-I want some fish balls.
Dealer-What for?
Patron-I'm going out golfng
mi | want them to drive at the wa
er hazards.-Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04

We are authorized to announce
HON. HENRY M. BOSWORTH
of Fayette County, as a candidate
for the Democratic nomination for
Governor of Kentucky, subject to
the primary election August 1915.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
We are authorized to announce
JUDGE GUS THOMAS

of Graves county as a candidate for
the Democratic nomination for judge
of the Court of Appeals from the
First district. subject to che Demo.
cratic primary election Aug. z. 1915.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
We are authorized to announce
HON, DENNY P, SMITH,

HON, DENNY P. SMITH,
of Trigg county, a candidate for re-
election as Commonwealth's Attor-
ney of the Third Judicial District of
Kentucky, subject TO the action of
the Democratic party at the primary
ele :tion, Saturday, August 7th, 1915.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
We are authorized to announce
CLAUDE r. CLARK

as a.candidate for the Republican
nomination for Clerk of the Chris.
tan County Circuit Court. Primary
August 7, 1915.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
APPROPRIATE ACTION.

"John and his wife had a quarrel
over her not wanting to mend his
clothes"
"0h, they patched that up"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
pwARFiNo HERSELF.

"She goes regularly through her
husbands pockets"
Doesn't a woman make herself
small TO do that p
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
DiscoURAeING.

Nurse-The doctor told me to take
your temperature.
Patient-All right. You can tell
him it's all I've got he can take.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-04
THE IDEA.

81 see Mrs. Petty wheeling he
baby out in a perambulator."
"Yes. Out for little son and
heir"
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ALWAYS THE SAME.

"She was all the rage when he
married her"
Sand she has lost no chance to
storm at him ever since."-Judge.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS.
We are authorized to announce
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HON. A. o. STANLEY
a candidate for the Democratic nom-
ination for Governor, subject to the
action Of the primary August 7th.
1915.
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THEIR KIND.

"There goes man noted for his
dark deeds"
us he a crook9'
"No; a coal HEAVIER"
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HER SPECIAL NEED.

"What w. that seamstress fussing
shout the hotel so for?"
"she is trying to find needle
BATH
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We are authorized to announce
JUDGE ]. T. HANBERY.

of Christian county, as a candidate
for reelection as Judge of the Third
Judicial District of Kentucky, sub
ject to the action of the Democratic
primary election Aug. z. 1915.