The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1915-03-12

QulTeEs
He asked the girl to fly with him
His words we heard him mutter.
Beseeched to fly, no wonder that
1t put her in a futter.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
BILL see King George of England
is in the hands of his dentist.
Jill-Crown work, l suppose.-YOn-
kers Statesman.
A good thing is the thing to do.
Fen though it be q wee one.
mi I can say tween me and you,
I'd rather do than be one.
care you economizing" II should
say so," said the man who is always
cheerful. "My wife bought enough
marked down articles to save $50 on
the original rices."-WashingtOn Star.
They say that COLTS a splendid game
And perfect recreation,
But every time I play I claim
That COLTS an irritation.
Detroit Free Press.
$50 Ethel is now engaged in reform
work?"
eyes; she is teaching her parrot not
to swear."-BostOn Transcript.
When the people wed in Holland
And the wedding guests enthuse
Dc they shower the bridal party
With those heavy wooden shoes?
Kansas City Journal.
Mr.. Pester-I dreamed l had un-
counted gold.
Mrs. Poster - That's just like you.
You neve even take the trouble to
count your change.-Puck.
won't you take a chair?" said he.
Just to see her at her ease.
INC without Meaning she
Said. "After you. sir. please"
New York U
Warden-Are you willing to confess?
Voice From the Dungeon-No, sir.
I'm as much in the dark as ever
Buffalo Express.
He dreamed a castle in the air,
A lazy chaps ideal one.
Then sold the plan to a busy man
With cash to build a real one.
Judge.
"How on earth did a man with q
record like his ever manage to clean
it up?"
II guess he did it with soft soap
Baltimore American.
I always envy Mr.. Keer.
For he has wealth. I know.
His park contains q herd of deer,
And he has plenty doe.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
"How's that budding genius son Of
yoursy'
Hes a blooming idiot now."-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
Old stingy jerks would never treat
1t cost too many pence
But he invited every one
To Joke at his expense.
New York Mail.
Ever see spots on the sun. Sam"
ooh, yes, sah."
when, SAM"
"Other day, when dat ornery mule
Kicked me at high noon. sah!'-
Yonkers Statesman.
I can handle soft confetti,
Eat raw oysters with the best.
But I cannot eat spaghetti
Without mussing up my vest.
Peoria Journal.
"How long has he been marriedT"
mot very long. He still goes home
to lunch."-DetrOit Free Press.
The Indian that we used to know
Presents a transformation great.
He draws a salary from a show
Or cashes in on real estate.
-Washington Star.
Willie-Paw, what is a square deal?
Paw-That's. when you get about 10
per cent the best Of it, my son.-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
"A tear was in her voice. he wrote,
And how 1t made the critic swear
When on a car he CHANGED to note
A loud voiced BOBBY read 1t ''tear!!"
Judge.
Wife (after callers had gone)-How
dare you scold me before company!
Hub-Well, you know, my dear, l
don't dare do it when we are by our.
selves.-Boston Transcript.
The whole world hates q .grouchy stew.
1t always makes US cuss
To fall in with a fellow who
Wants to fall out with US.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
":What did you do while your wife
was away on a vacation"
II talkedw triumphantly replied
skinny little Mr.. Hennypeck.-Puck.
A man gets tight. then walks the street,
Astounding left and right.
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