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Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12

cts and window trim are the only out
side features that require attention
from the painter.
The rough brick supporting piers
and chimneys are left in their natural
rough-and-ready coat of brown, which
harmonizes with the general color
scheme in very satisfactory manner.
The plan of this artistic cottage is
similar to a regular five-room bunga-
low, which places the living room. din.
ing room and kitchen on the sunny
side of the house. The two bedrooms.
with bathroom, occupy the side to the
north or east. according to the direc-
ton in which the house faces.
This plan shows rather large din
ing room, which is really part OF the
living room, being connected by
wide archway which practically makes
the two rooms into one splendid room
26 feet in length with abundance OF
light from a half dozen windows.
A very interesting feature, and one
that especially interests the women. is
the manner in which the kitchen is
built. 1t occupies bright. sunny
corner and is so arranged that 1t
makes real house workshop. with
all the necessary attachments near at
hand. The kitchen itself is compare
lively small, but it is in close contact
with the pantry, the stairway leading
down to the cellar and the other stair
way leading up to the attic. Then the
rear porch is almost part OF the
kitchen.
The plan shows a kitchen sink close
to large window, and the stove Is
directly between two windows. Both
the stove and sink are convenient to
the pantry and to the cellarway. where
supplies are stored. The making OF
home kitchen is considered In a dff-
ferent light since hot and cold water.
gas for cooking, and other so-called
modern conveniences have come into
general use.
The modern idea of a practice kitcb;'
zen is compactness rather than size.
A little modern kitchen like this saves
miles of walking. Cooking and meal
serving can be done SO much quicker
when the tools are all kept within easy
reach of the one doing the work. The
pantry is placed between the kitchen
and dining room, cut it is not neces.
sary to go through the pantry In pass
ing from one room to the other. The
entrance to the cellar has the same
convenience of access as the entrance
to the pantry.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
Coal Miner's Dilemma.

Coal Miners Dilemma.
A new regulation In q certain. coal
mine required that each man mark
with chalk the number on every car
Of. coal mined.
One man named Rudolph. having
filled the eleventh car, marked It with
. No. and. after pondertng q wwhile.
let It go at that.
Another miner. happening to notice
what he thought was q mistake. called
Rudolph's attention to the fact that
he had marked the car No. 1 instead
Of IL.
Eyes, I know" said Rudolph: but ]
can't ttnk which side de odder wan go
on.-Everybody's Magazine.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
STARTS AUTO; CAN'T STOP 1T
Wells to Watching Wife: "Phone to
Garage and Tell Me Next Time
Come By"

Shenandoah, IA Shenandoah
business man purchased an automobile
and after a lesson in driving started
out by himself. From her window his
wife proudly saw him whizz by, we'll
up to the speed limit. In few min
utes he came back again and then
again and again.
Finally he shouted to her as he
went by, "Say, Lizzie. telephone to the
garage and find OUT
He completed the sentence the next
round, -"how to stop this darned
thing and tell me the next time l go
BY"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
ze2pcIlns or spiders?

Ze2pcIine or spiders?
A story is told of young French
woman who observed with punctilious.
ness the wartime precautions ordered
by the police.
She kept the shutters closed at
nightfall and the curtains pulled down;
so that not speck of light would es.
cape from her apartments. But one
night, when reading the newspaper,
she said that she had reached the
limit.
The newspapers said that II the
Zeppelins came all persons must go
into the cellars. She told her friends
she would not go down into the cellar.
Il do not care fig for the Yep
pelins," she said. 1T is no use ask.
ing me. I will not go down into the
cellar"
But why?' asked her friend. BE
cause" she replied. Il am afraid Of
SPIDERS"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
FLOOD LIFTS cow INTO TREE
Among Other Freakish Stunts In
Maryland Il Steals Barrel Of
Vinegar.

Frederick, Md.-Queer freaks were
played by cloudburst which swept
over a section of Frederick county.
County Commissioner Frank NJ. Ste.
vens of Creagerstown lost two cows.
He found one of them in the fork of
peach tree seven feet from the ground.
Samuel Geisbert of Creagerstown, who
thought he had taken every movable
object from his cellar, lost a barrel of
vinegar.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
Clicked on Aeas.

Reliance, S. D.-Laughter caused
the death of Delilah Wyant, the ten
yea--old daughter of Mr.. and Mrs
Isaac Wyant, living on a homestead
near Reliance. Accompanied by q
couple of companions, the girl was
visiting garden and was eating peas
from the pod. She was in a very mer-
~ mood, and during this INDUCED In
Q hearty peal of laughter. This caused
some of the peas to lodge in the bron
chial tube and she choked to death be-
fore assistance could be given her.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
FORMS A DEVILS ROSARY"
Are Hundred Rattlers Of
Reptiles.

Tucumcari, N. M.-One hundred
rattlesnakes is the record of C. T..
Taylor of Lesbia, who claims to be
the champion snake killer of eastern
New Mexico. He now has hundred
rattlers on long string which he
calls his devils rosary"
Taylor says this is the dangerous
season for rattlers. as they have been
shedding their skins and are partially
blind and very mean.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
TURN OVER TIME
When Nature Hint. About the Food.

When there's no relish to food and
all that one eats doesn't seem to do
any good then is the time to make q
turnover in the diet, for that's Ma
lures way of dropping hint that the
food isn't the kind required.
For number Of years followed
railroad work, much of it being Office
work of trying nature. Meal times
were our busiest; and eating too much
and too quickly of food such as is
commonly served in hotels and res
taurants, together with the sedentary
habits, were not long in giving me dys-
pepsia and stomach trouble which re.
duced my weight from 205 to 100
pounds.
There was little relish in any food
and none Of it seemed to do me any
good. It seemed the more l ate the
poorer l got and was always hungry
before another meal, no matter how
much I had eaten.
Then commenced a trial of Grape
Nuts food, and was surprised how q
Sm8u saucer Ol IL WOuAO VeAAy AAAS
along, strong. and with satisfied appe-
title, until the next meal, with no SEN
sations of hunger, weakness or dis
tress as before.
II have been following this diet now
for several months and my improve
ment has been SO great all the others
in my family have taken up the use
of Grape-Nuts with complete satisfac-
ton and much improvement in health.
Most people eat hurriedly, have
lots of worry, thus hindering digestion
and therefore need a food that is pre-
digested and concentrated in nourish'
ment."
There's a Reason"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Greek, Mich.
Ever read the above lctters A new
one appears from timo to time. They
are Eenuine, true, and full Of human
interest.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
shuttina Out the Cold.

Double doors. the outer one swing
ing out and the inner one swinging H.
are as effective in keeping out the
winter cold as the unsightly and much
more costly storm entrances" so COM
monty used. The inner door is OF
course the regular one used in sum-
mer as we'll as winter; the extra door
is to be fitted on the outside and may
be like the other, or will serve the
purpose just as we'll if plain and mex
peusive. This method of fixing the
outside doors provides an air space
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
Ia the effort to eradicate :
HEADACHE AND NEURALGIA

Hoyt's Headache and Neuralgia Cologne
now heads the list as successful remedy
for the relief of headache, nervousness, in
somnia, car sickness, etc. ;.
The dangerous tablet has had its day.
Hoyt's Headache and Neuralgia Cologne
il harmless, refreshing, fragrant prepa-
ration, marvellous in its action. reliev-
ing nervousness, sleeplessness, exhaustion
and all head and nerve ailments by ex-
ternal use and inhaling. It is not nerve
food, but nerve soother. By giving the
nerves rest they furnish their own food
and tone, and all nerve pains disappear.
For children's colds and catarrh it is
Just the remedy, harmless and efficient and
% pleasant to use. For men pleasant
remedy to relieve and clear the head .the
morning after the night BEFORE" This is
not an expensive preparation at 50 cents a
bottle, because it brings the relief. It has
many imitators at less price, but if they
do not bring the desired results they are
not cheap at any price.
Get Hoyt's and you will be satisfied.
For sale at all drug stores.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
Most Eminent Medical Authorities Endorse Il
New Remedy for Kidney Bladder and all Uric Acid Troubles

during many years Of experimentation
has discovered new remedy which
is thirty-seven times more powerful
than lithia In removing uric acid from
the system. If you are suffering from
backache or the pains Of rheumatism,
go to your best druggist and ask for
q so cent box of "An1ric'' put up by
Doctor Pierce, or send 10c for a large
trial pck'g. DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription for weak women and DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
for the blood have been favorably
known for the past forty years and
more. They are standard remedies
to-day-as we'll as Doctor Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets for the liver and
bowels. You can have q sample of any
one of these remedies by writing DR..
Pierce, and sending 10c for trial pack
0QQ.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
Bedside Library.

"start a bedside library" says Doc
tor Osler to young physicians. land
spend the last half-hour of the day In
communion with the saints Of human
ity." The advice might be taken with
good results by many others. Instead
of thinking over the cares and troubles
of the dying day, let the tired wooer
of balmy sleep read page or>two OF
his bedside library" and lie down to
pleasant dreams.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12

For a really fine coffee at mod
crate price. drink Denison's Seminole
Brand, 35c the h., in sealed cans.
Only one merchant In each town
sells Seminole. II your grocer isn't
the one. write the Denison Coffee Co..
Chicago, for souvenir and the name
of your Seminole dealer.
Buy the 8 lib. Canister Can for $1.00.
ADV.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12

between the two which is an effective
insulation against the cold. The
amount of the winters blast" getting
in when a person enters or leaves the
house is no greater than when the
storm entrance" is used.-Good
Housekeeping Magazine.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
Balm for the Preachers Son.

Balm for the Preachers Son.
II do not support the proverbial
theory that all ministers sons are
good for nothing" says Mrs. Freda
Kupple, the short grass widow. MY
first husband was q preachers son,
and was able to put up with him
year and eight months. whereas my
second mate, the son of a railroad con-
ductor, received his passports after q
residence of IA months. City
Ctor
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
Lucky Break.

Are you satisfied with your sons
progress in his studies at college?
Yes, he's doing very well. but he
doesn't deserve any credit for it. He
broke his arm in football practice the
first week he was there, and since that
time he hasn't been able to do any
thing but study"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
TANK IN LITTLE
Kissing jAuN1
Does Serpentine Tango in chica-
90 Street, Causing No Little
Excitement.
"G00D BUY" FOR SAM
Soda Fountain Attachment Picked Up
by Junk Dealer Does Some
Startling Things When A.
tackled by Purchaser.

Chicago.-Sam Shamberg, dealer in
rags, old iron, and related products.
made a good buy recently. He came
across secondhand liquid carbonic
acid tank such as is used in soda
fountains.
He took it to his emporium at Chest
nut and Franklin streets and, being a
prudent person, he saw varied profit
to be had in dissecting the tank.
The nozzles of such tanks are made
of brass and brass is readily sal
able metal. Hence Sam would remove
the nozzle first. He stood the tank
upright and hit it a crack with a
sledge.
A Little Kissing Jaunt.
A truly alarming thing occurred. AS
If resenting the violence of Sans at
tack, the tank Kissed with remarkable
humanness and, without further ado.
set of up the street in most shocking
haste.
It so happens that the factories in
this viciGity are discharging their hun
dreds of workers at this time Of day
and the majority of these are girls.
When these young women saw hid
eous gray object, foaming at the mouth.
kissing like sea serpent, and swiz-
cling up the street like an intoxicated
muskellunge, they thought the city had
been attacked by German submarines
and torpedo had gone astray.
A H'istina Of Skirts.
Well, sir. they say up along West
Chestnut street there never was such
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
BABY LOVES HIS BATH
With cutieura Soap Because So sooth
ing When His Skin 10 Hot.

These fragrant supercreamy emol.
lients are comfort to children. The
Soap to cleanse and purify, the ONT
ment to soothe and heal rashes, itch
ings. chafings, etc. Nothing more eff
fective. May be used from the hour
Of birth, with absolute confidence.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
"sudoet" Of French orioin.

budget" Of French Origin.
The British government budget" 10
90 called from the old French bou-
gette, bag, which was formerly used
for bringing papers to the house for
inspection.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
cotton Waste Has Value.

Cotton Waste F7aS value.
In Lancashire, England. the cotton
waste has an annual value Of $751;
100000. This vast sum is represented
BY fag-ends and sweepings and pick
ings and combings. Thousands Of
women are employed to divide this
stuff into good, middling, and bad, and
It is sold at various prices for differ
ent purposes-papermaking. mating.
surgical wadding. and. most Of all, the
making of shoddy.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
Same. but Different.

Same, but Different.
Summer Visitor-Are old Stegbauer
and Schattiebner still carrying on that
everlasting lawsuit Of theirs about the
boundary?
Native-Not those two any longer.
but the lawyers are.
Summer Visitor-How is that?
Native Oh, the farm belongs to
, them neutrality-suspicious. Batter.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
Enhancement.

II hope you never talk about your
neighbors," said the exacting friend.
Il never do" replied the frivolous
woman. They're an awfully uninter.
sesting lot"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12

And Frequently Does.
zone can't know too much"
mo, but one can say too much. -
Boston Transcript.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
Domestic Strategy.

Father. you know lot about bat.
ties and skirnishes. Did you ever exc
cute a strategic retreat?"
My son, doesn't the fact that after
twenty years of married life am still
the nominal head of this family prove
that am some strategist?"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12

There is still some criticism of Noah
based on the fact that he took too
house flies into the ark.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12

interfered with by numbers of agrees
sive evening visitors, commonly called
pesky mosquitoes.
The sun parlor presents series Of
close-titting screens to exclude un-
desirable insects while the windows
are open in the summertime to admit
the cool air of evening. In winter the
sashes are closed and this comfortable
little sun parlor is bright and cheerful
when the sun shines and it is made
comfortable at other times by electric
lights and a steam or hot water radia-
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
Final DUTY,

Final Duty.
The Umpire-Your men are all out
Of action: you've been shot over and
over again.
Platoon Commander-Then we may
as we'll eat our lunch, sir.-London
Opinion.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
Out Of Sorts

HAT IS something is wrong with baby but we can't ten
just what it is All mothers recognize the term by the
ssitde weakness, loss of appetite inclination to Sleep
heavy breathing and lack Of interest shown by baby These
the symptoms of sickness It may be fever congestion
Group, dphthera scaratna Do not lose minute
Give the child Castoria will start the digestive into
matter, and drive away the threatened Sickness
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Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
Ignorance Is Bliss.

Ignorance Is Bliss.
What's the matter::"
"My wife says don't know how to
handle the baby"
Il wouldn't get miffed over that,
son." said the older man. Take my
advice and don't learn"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
E. W. WINDSOR, D. c.

Doctor of chiropractic. We make a special.
y of kidney. liver and stomach diseases.
Do Lendrecie Bldg. Fargo. N. D.-Adv.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12

There is always room at the top for
aaroplanes-and room at the bottom
for submarines.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
RECOGNITION

Mollie-How do you recognize q
gentleman in a crowded car?
Dollie-By his general get up.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12

The average man isn't looking for
information. He is looking for an ar
gument.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12

Necessary.
They're putting on my new play
at the Piff]e theater next week"
you don't say so! Have you ar.
ranged for an audience?"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
Her vlndleatlon

TUT VIVbU1CNSSVUs
He (annoyed)-It's eight o'clock
and you said you would be here at six.
she-Did l say six? / thought I
said seven.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12
His Feast,

His Feast.
"That stage manager in increasing
the pay of the chorus is doing some
thing of an agricultural nature"
"In what way?"
Isn't he raising chickens?"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1915-11-12

Not Gray Hairs but Fired Eyes
make us look older than we are. Keep your
Eyes young and you will look young. After
the Movies always Murine Your Eyes
Don't tell your age.
The true northerner., 1915-03-05

Just tnen Ine ponce pursC JnrUugn
the secret panel and rushed on, leav-
ing us alone, with the unconscious,
scarcely breathing Elaine.
From the sounds we could tell that
they had come to the private room of
the Clutching Hand 1t was empty.
A policeman now stood beside
Elaine and the wounded burglar, who
was muttering deliriously to himself.
He was pretty far gone, as the po-
liceman knelt down and tried to get
statement out of him.
"Who was that man who left you
last-the Clutching Hand?"
Not word came from the crook.
Doctor Martin had paid no atten-
tion whatever to him, but was work
ing desperately now over Elaine, try
ing to bring her back to life.
'Is she-going to-die?" gasped
Craig frantically.
Every eye was riveted on Doctor
Martin.
"She is all right" he muttered. but
the man is going to die"
At the sound of Craigs voice Elaine
had feebly opened her eyes.
Thank heaven" breathed Craig.
with a sigh of relief, as his hand
gently stroked Elaine's unnaturally
cold forehead.
CTo BE CoNTINUED.)
The true northerner., 1915-03-05
In All The World
No Trip Like This

It's almost mans duty as an educational
process, to take his family, while the railroad
fares to California have been cut in two
and visit the great Expositions at San Francis
co and San Diego; seeing on the way out the
marvellous Mountain Scenery of Colorado
Denver, Colorado Springs, Pixies Peak, Pueblo,
the stupendous and world-famous Royal
Gorge, and Salt Lake City. Then you should
return by way of the North Pacific Coast and
either Glacier or Yellowstone National Park.
You will never have the same opportunity and
If you use the through Pullman service of the
Burlington Route &C. B& @. .R.R.) or join one
of those comfortable, economical and care-free
Personally Conducted Excursions, you can see
the wonders of Colorado without extra cost,
for you will pass all those most interesting
points by daylight. Don't forget that.
Here's the ideal Sit right down and write
me how many expect to make the trip, just
when you want to go, the points you want to
visit, how long you expect to stay, and will
plan trip especially fitted to your time and
needs-then you will know all about it. IL
you decide to go, will make arrangements
for your complete trip, and reserve sleeping
berths, when the time comes for you to start.
Write today-before you forget it.
J. Francis, G. p. A. Burlington Route &c.
b. & Q. r. R.) 547 w. Jackson Blvd, Chicago,
The true northerner., 1915-03-05
S1OO Reward, S100

The readers OF this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least one
dreaded disease that science has been
able to cure in all it's stages, and that Is
Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure is the only
positive cure now known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional
disease, requires a constitutional treat
ment Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. there
by destroying the foundation Of the dis
ease, and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and assisting
nature in doing it's work. The proprietors
have so much faith in it's curative pow
ers that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that 1t fails to cure. Send
for list OF testimonials
Address: F. j. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The true northerner., 1915-03-05
LsEE BOOK ON STOMACH ILLS.

Geo. II. Mayr, of 154 Whiting ST.,
Chicago, ILL.,, a prominent druggist, has
published a guide to health, in which he
shows how he cured himself and brought
relief to thousands of other sufferers
from constipation, biliousness, indiges-
ton and intestinal troubles by the use
Of French healing oils. One dose usu-
ally convinces The most chronic cases
will be mailed free on request. Mayr's
Wonderful Remedy is sold by leading
druggists everywhere with the positive
understanding that your money will be
refunded without question or quibble if
ONE bottle fails to give you absolute
Sati5,actiOn.