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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
LOVE ALWAYS FINDS A WAY
Liver and Onions, or a Struggle Be-
tween Love and Appetite-Letter
Was Written First.

That night, 600 miles from home, In
the dining room of the Travellers he
treat, Higginson Bukettshop battled
long and bravely with his appetite.
He hadn't written Clarabelle the
daily letter yet, and all the hotel of
fered for supper was liver and onions
onions and liver, and liver as well as
onions.
What shall do?" moaned the IN
happy man. 81 EN- famished, yet how
can l send Clarabelle my usual kiss
at the end of the letter after eating
those onions? She will be sure to de-
tect them-she is so sensitive-and
then the engagement will be off"
Meanwhile the waiter was standing
patiently at his elbow, remarking, DE
liver'n onions is very good, sab. De
onions'n liver is right teller BILE, sah."
Hang it all, was ever man in such
fix!" cried Higginson Bukettshop.
Love or liver? Onions or Clarabelle?'
Suddenly his handsome face lit up.
Liver and onions!" he ordered.
"By suspenders, I'll send the letter be-
fore / eat!"
And, though the letter was unusu'
ally impassioned, he had finished
writing it, kiss and all, before the liver
and onions arrived-Detroit Free
Press.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
AEROPLANES FIGHT DUEL
Teuton Flyer and Observer Appear
Over Aerodrome on Dniester Be-
hind SIav Lines.

Petrograd, July pa German
aeroplane appeared over the Russian
aerodrome on the Dniester and was
Immediately engaged by a Russian
aeroplane, which used machine gun
effectively. The German aeroplane re.
piled, and pierced the Russian ma
chine five times. The duel terminated
in the German airman being killed and
the military observer wounded. The
machine turned turtle and fell blazing
within the Russian lines. The observ.
er burned to death.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
France offers to Lift Embargo

Washington, D. c., July 12.-France
has offered to lift her ambargo on raw
hides in return for supply of Amer
lean leather goods for military pur-
poses, according to advices received
on Saturday. The plan, if worked out,
will release for manufacture in this
country vast quantity of raw hides
which has accumulated in France The
Paris dispatch also contains requests
for American wheat -four for the use
of civilian bakers.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Frank Holt Is Buried.

Dallas, Tex, July 12.-Frank Holt
the man who shot J.. P. Morgan, con.
fessed to placing a bomb in the Ma.
tional capitol and later committed sui
eide, was buried here on Sunday. Mrs
Holt and her two children were pres
ent at the services, as was also her
father, Rev. o. F. Sensabaugh. The
services were conducted by Rev. J. P.
Mussett of Fort Worth, close friend
of the family.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
The Woman of Ii.

Mrs. Church-So your daughters to
be married tomorrow?
Mrs. Gotham-She is, ] am glad to
say.
and is the groom man of your
choice"
"He certainly is not"
why are you glad she is to be mar
ried, them"
We'll, just feel like having good
cry"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Puts German Losses at 1,5o4,52s.

Berne, July IL Especial to the Lon
don Morning Pos).-The last sixteen
Prussian casualty lists contain the
names of 94,747 officers and men kill
ed, or wounded. making the total Prus-
sian losses to the end of June 1,504,523
This does DOT include 1874 Saxon cas-
ualty lists, nineteen Bavarian lists, 211
with the Lemberg lists and thirty-six
navy lists.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Shooting Up the Town.

Bill see for lighting gas burners
an inventor has patented pistol in
which spring shoots rod of flint
through roughened steel ring, pro-
ducing shower of sparks.
Jill-If it is adopted for street light
Ing suppose it will be said at even
tide that it is about time for the lamp
tighter to shoot up the town.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Germans Have TRAVELLING Libraries,

Constance, Switzerland, July r.
AS the German soldiers have express
ed the wish for good books, Berlin has
organized series of travelling librar-
les for the trenches, says a dispatch
to the Constance Gazette. More than
100000 books have already been do
mated for this purpose.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Wilson in Auto Crash.

Windsor, VT, July 12.-President
Wilson experienced his first automo-
bile accident in more than two years
today when, on the road between New
port and Claremont, car with five
men riding in it smashed into his high
power car and was partly demolished.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
They Had Cut Him Down.

One day, in the lively old time Of
cowboy activities, a timid tenderfoot
at Bitter Creek asked tremblingly if
that bad man, Bill Busher, was hanging
around there yet.
NO" replied the native who was
asked. "But he was last week"
Are you sure?" said the tenderfoot
Positive. ] had hold of the rope"
p~Browning's Magazine.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
PERHAPS.

Mollie-I see an English inventor
has equipped his flying machine with
an acetylene flare, which would burst
into flame and form a signal should
he fall into the sea.
Chollie-But wouldn't that frighten
the fish?
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
" not? I'd like to know -
Man of Excuses.

Mr.. Characterization long do you
suppose it would take to come from
the moon to the earth, dear?
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-I don't know
and, what's more. don't care; but If
you are going to give that as your ex-
cuse for getting home late last night
it won't CO."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Would Be Dangerous to Tell.

A Boston publisher, whose name
we withhold lest you be tempted to
injure him, says he has a method
which will enable anyone to learn to
play on the cornet for rs cents
Florida Times-Union.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Overlooked.

Are you the editor of the paper?"
asked the lady with the drab spats,
calling.
81 am" replied the man with the
poised pencil.
well, called to ask if you wouldn't
get larger type. My name was in
your paper five times last week and
a neighbor of mine told me she never
saw it."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Tiny Oven.

An electric oven, tiny enough to be
placed on microscope, and used for
heating and drying objects that are
to be examined, has been invented
By German scientist.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Opinions React.

A man cannot speak but he judges
and reveals himself.-With his will,
or against his will, he draws his por-
trait to the eye of others by every
wcrd.-Every opinion reacts on him
who utters it.-Emerson
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Plain DIAGNOSIS.

"Now, doc" said the patient who
wasn't so very sick, 81 want you to get
me nurse What l want is a nurse
with golden hair, blue eyes, pretty fig
ure and melodious voice"
"Ycu don't want a nurse" retorted
the doctor with some authority. What
you want is front seat at musical
comedy"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Must Travel to Know.

The world is a country which no.
body ever yet knew by description;
one must travel through it ones self
to be acquainted with it.-Chester-
field.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
His Bank.

Il suppose the man who has charge
Of the coming Of 25-cent pieces has
an army rank"
What army rank could he have?s
THAT Of quartermaster."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
An Economy.

"No money, mo trunks" said the
lrate landlord. IF you don't pay your
bard bill we hold your trunks till you
DO"
Splendid" said Dedbroke. "That'll
save me the expense of storage on
these things of mine until next season.
By-by, old man!"-Judge.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
On Travelling.

One was telling Socrates that such a
one was nothing improved by his
travels: Il very well believe it," said
he, 'for he took himself along with
him.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Enormous Alaska Copper Yield.

Seattle, Wash, July 1.-THE pro-
duction of copper in Alaska will this
year reach the phenomenal figures of
from $20,0O0,000 to s25,0OO,0O0. it is
estimated from the production to date
The value of Alaska's entire output
last year was only S3,365,00O.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Nobody Loves a Fat Man.

higgins Ca man of abundant girth)-
The doctor said need iron.
Internationally?
Biggins-What a question! How
else?
Badger didn't know but he meant
externally in the shape of a hoop or
two.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Proper Thine.

They tell me Smiths business has
III gone to seed"
Poor fellow! Then he's ruined"
Far from it. He supplies the
armers and suburbanites all around"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Mans PecuIiaritv.

Man, as has been remarked several
tiAes before, is a Peculiar Cuss. Jude
Johnson, who beats his wife, thinks it
is a shame that Short jerks criticizes
Mrs. jerks grammar.-Atchison
Globe.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Veu Cruel.

He-When / went to the hospital
hey put the X-ray On my head, but
hey couldn't find anything there.
She-Ahi Did they expect to find
Rythingi
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Eina cur.

81 certainly like the way our new
cook prepares spaghetti"
Flows that?'
"She runs it through the meat chop
per first."--Judge.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Their Status.

English candidates for parliament
Ee sort of straphanging class,
rent they?"
How do you meanT
Don't they stand for a seat?"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21

Mr.. Elephant have a mind to hire
you as my valet.
Mr.. Monk-What, and have to carry
Jour trunk around for you all the
time? ] guess not
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Then He pucked.

Mrs. Bacon-I see it is said that
many Of the women of Chile are en-
ployed as car conductors.
Mr.. Bacon-Never would do over
here.
''Why not? I'd like to know"
"Why, the rear platforms are crowd
ed enough already by men,"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21
Not Easily Swallowed.

Bacon-This paper says a camera
small enough to be swallowed to pho
tograph the interior of the stomach
has been invented by a Danish sur
geon.
Egbert--Do you believe it?
Certainly I believe it."
well, some people will swallow
most anything"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-07-21

HAS your son brought back any
business methods from London?"
ooh! yes. He thinks we ought to
serve tea afternoons and that all the
stenographers ought to be blondes"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18
FORCES
MEET VILLA At
SAN PEDRO
IBy Evening Herald Leased wirei

DouElas, Ariz. Nov. 1S.-Oieneral
ohregou was reported early today to
have encountered a villa force of un-
known strength south of san Pedro,
while conducting western flank at
tack on Cananoa. sonora, with 1900
infantry and few field pieces.
General Callos column OF infantry
and heavy artillery was reported
south ot Villa Verde and unopposed.
No report has been received at Aqua
Prieta from the advance guard Of cave
airy led boy colonel Cardenas against
CJuanc8 last reported before that city.
A censorship ON news of troop
movements h. in effect today at Aqua
prietn and Nacu. sonora only car
RAMA officials are permitted tu eN-
plain the movements of Obrcgon
troops,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18
FINNI. DECISION RESTS
WITH NEBIgNSk SECRETARY

Lincoln Ncb., Nov. iS--The plnc-
ing of the name Of Associates Justice
Hughes on the ballot at the coming
presidential primaries as candidate
for the nomination OF president will
rest with the decision Of Secretary Of
state Pool Secretary Pool In mes
sage TO Jsstlce Hughes secretary to.
DAY stated that this department re-
serves the rig.t 10 make such ruling
In the Judgment OF the secretary OF
state, as appears To be within his
province, but the personal wishes Of
Justice Hughes will receive most care-
nl consideration.
The Nebraska law provides that the
names of candidates shall appear on
the ballots upon the filing OF each
name in petition signed by twenty
five supporters. The acceptance ol
the candidate is not necessary. A pc
tition for Justice Hughes has been
filed
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18

\ striking victory Tor the
French over the BulgaiiHns IN
southern serbia g., munirjallN tc-
ported through IHri'L General
~urrail- troops are said tu have
diNcu ~ttun. bulgarian forces "a
the right banks uf the NnrdH river
49, a result ~ u iWu-dhN latte
Capture by the lrcuyh rf the
town uf ku~turinu aud q dviCrt
of the Bulgariau- hy the Brush
on the Nnlundu,o-iiabruN front
also are reported Ia Paris.
ProErr-. Tor thc Italians Ia
their campaign AGAINST GuriSl ~
rcpoItcd nv Rome, q strong en-
trcuchmcnt uu the height north
west ct the cats having hccn
taken.
Iclluuu. an Italian vitN about
hftN mites norm ct Venice, has
been homhardcd nv an Nu~trtnu
nci pinnr. Brliuuu di~pltCh
-uy4 only one bomb out or i've
dropped exploded nud that aside
from the ,light Wouudlng of three
pei sons the cNplu~iun had no
Cncut.
ArliilcrN Cugagcmcut and Hgu-
inE trench guns ate ryuortrd ~
I'nri- from tho uum iu France.
Nu infantry attacks are mcn-
toned.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18

Washington. Nov. 1N-Associate
Justice Hughes of the supreme court
today uotified the secretary ot state
of Nebraska hc would not ho caudi-
date ui the coming ptcsidvnuhl pri-
mary election nnd requested hat his
name bee not placed upon the ballot.
The formal deoliuation Of Justice
Hughes. 20 which he took oath before
q notary and which WAS tclegraphs Il
To the secretary OF state az Lincoln
was as follows.
~ petition having been fled
with You ou November %. 1915.
requesting that my name bee
placed upon the official primary
ballot Of the Republican party
Tor the primary election Co be
held iu Nebraska on April is.
1916, us "a candidate for the office
of president Of the United States.
hereby notify YOU that | ieClinc
the nomination made by this pc
tiuun, or similar petitions, and
request that my name shall not
he placed upon the ballot for such
primary election"
There are differences of opinion IN
political circles here us To the tech
nical effect uf the dcclinatiun. The
attorney general of Nebraska has been
quoted az saying Justice Hughe,
could not withdraw his name from IN,
primary ticket ON the other hand
Ne5raskans u Washington contend
there u no question as To- his righI
to withdraw. The difference arisei
over a the point OF whether he decli
nation privilege .-corporated In ~
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18
GOVERNOR SPRY REFUSES TO
INTERFERE FURTHER WITH
EXECUTION OF HILLSTRON

old According Go this boys story.
which was curruhumtod ou many
points hy other evidence. two masked
men entered the store with drawn
pistols and saying We've got You
nuw'' opened fire on Morrison, who
fen mortally wounded with o. bullet
through his chest Airing Morrison
ram Go yu lee box in the store, seized
"a .3h-CJlltr revolver and fired. be-
fore the boy could shoot aguin he Tell
pierced hy three bullets and died al
most Instantly The men then ran
from the store, one Of them cXclaim-
ing that he was shot and were oh
served Go run southwark fr,Jn tho
store. The surviving son bent over
his Bthcr. who became unO 1usciuus
after having inquired whore his as
sailants were. and died soon after
ward.
Hulstrom also known as Joe Hill,
was arcrstcd three days after the
shooting an information given hy a
/ doctor near Murray Utah, two ana a
half miles south of the scene of the
} crime iilstrom staggered INTO the
dnctor's home two hours after the
| shooting with large bullet wound
through has left lung. tic told the
doctor hc had hccn shot la quarrel
| (COntinucd ON Page Tlaccl
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18

primary election law OF Nebraska np-
plies to the presidential preference
primary
u s not believed that the courts
viii be- asked tn review the iutcrpre-
tntion of the local law
The nominating petition stated that
Justice Hughes name was filed abso-
lutcly without his knowledge and tina,
while the petitioners were aware he
was opposed To- any consideration oi
his name as q candidate they were
convinced that the emergency de-
mands u resort To Conscrintion."
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18

London Nov ls. '1.i5 D.. mD.
Barou RIhbIcsdnlc. said .n the house
of lords today iu o'eros-lug gur--
tiun Goo th, Marquis u, Llus low nee.
that hc uulcrHtu.d LIDu'euJ1, Gen
cru Charles g.. Nonro. commander ~
the Erlsh expedition TO- the parian-
cues. had reported u favor Of the
withdrawal of the British army az
the Dnrtap';lce
The Marquis 90 L1usdUwnc an
uouuU,I the government bad asked
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18
WITHDRAWAL Of BRITISH
FROM DARDANELLES QUESTION
KITCHENER IS To DETERMINE
Marquis of Lansdowne Reply ng to Inquiry in House of
Lords Indicates Real Purpose of War Secretarys Visit
to East Is to Decide Whether Abandonment of Campaign
Recommended by Mono Has Become Necessary

Earl Kitchener to visit he eastern
Mediterranean because. iu hs opiu-
ion. the report of Sir Charles Monro
and the evidence accumpnnyi1g % dId
not seem sufficient .u enable the gov
orumcnt to come Goo conclusion upon
the great questions or policy involved.
London. 40. is. Gl.32 a wI--
Winston spencer Churchill former
nrst lord ol tho admiralty. and chan
ccllor of the Buchy ui Lancaster boo
the uniform of his regimen, lcft for
the front this morning His wife 1adc
him farewell az the railroad station.
where hc passed unr,gupnZci
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18
DR.. Cecile L. Greil, Only Ma
tive American Survivor,
Swears Submarine Shelled
Liner After She Stopped.
STATEMENT TAKEN AS
CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE
State Department Still Will
Wait Formal Advices From
Vienna Before Making Any
Representations.

IBy Evening Herald Leased Wirsl
London Nov. Is. tjs35 %. M
The correspondent. az Zurich
~ the Central New forwards
report that il has hoeu dec led
to suspend steamship service be-
tween Italy ana America until
arrangements are made Co deal
adequately with the MANAGE of
submarines To- shippiHs in the
Mediterranean
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18
ANOTHER STRONG REPUBLICAN
REFUSES To MAKE RACE FOR
NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENCY

Associate Justice Hughes Sen ds Sworn Statement Nebras
ka Secretary of State That He Declines Nomination Con-
tanned in Primary Petition and Demands That His Name
Be Not Printed Ballot for Presidential Primary Next
April
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18

I"|W"W- N"|- n IN-TF y nm =" w
British army ut the DHrdauclioa has
resumed tho unc1.iyc and captured
$50 wards uf Turkish trenches.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18
SERBIANS HOLD ONLY
FRAGMENT OF TERRITORY
London Reports Admit Mona.
stir in Distinct Danger,
While Berlin Bulletins In
dicate Conquest Complete.

Ib1 I.,uIU. Herald leased Wir,l
AilpIt~. No'. ~. wa pnri-.
Nov. ~, $3.50 u mJ-INc t,oi--
ana Serbs WHO have been de-.
icnding Bphuna pas against the
attacks uf 2O.OOd Bulgar-. have
hc"u fuicvd tu ulaudlu thrir pu.
~itt' ~ aud are tc1rVatiug uu
rrilcp. according to Bd,icc- irrm
Nalouiki
paris. Nov. ~. Di:tu T.. mi
Premier ,sauith Hud hi. H~-uri-
ate iu the IIiti~h war rouu, u.
who have hccn in conference h,fr
with thir French onicial ,.ul-
leagues. lett totln, 90 thcir re-
turu TIN 90 London.
The departing Eiiti-h cabinet
uHciui,i- were Dh,UIrd IN crowds
'f 'Du-idctuhlc size t. the rrIu
nn which The, were pG--cu-cg-
pulled out ut tho station
Nuthing hn- hccu given out con-
,uruinu the proceeding uI rtr
'urI'il. hut 81 D. known tiIt thc
conference resulted iu con. rictr
accord between the rep ,rutI-
ti,'. ui the two nation, uu rrr-
iniu diplomatic. mNitrr, aud
naval questions.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18

Paris NOV ~. % %. mD-Thr
scuntr army 'umiu"". presided
u.cr h Gcur"u- tl,mcrDr|u hI-
pn~-od q r,'-o'ut.uu rrsiug the uu-
restricted a. Of a-phiNiatnu gi-
hN lr,pDh uoup-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18
LAST HOPE OF
RESCUE F D R
Sc R BIA IS
GONE WITH
FALL Of
PRILEP

Today's Advices From Saloniki
Paint Even Darker Picture
Of State of Latest Victim of
Great War Machine.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18
I'VE Should Do Something to
Prevent a Similar DEATH"
Says Chicago Coroner in
summoning Expert Jury.
HAIsELDEN DEFENDS
COURSE HE TOOK
"Iet Us Reproduce Ourselves
in 100 Per Cent Fashion"
He Declares, by Wedding
Out Our Undesirables,"

(By Evening Herald Lead wirsI
Tacoma, WASH, Nov. i8.--Dr.
J. II. Brown former prs adent OF
the Washington state Medical so
ciety. said here today that In q
ease similar to that of the noi-
lIngcr Infant In Chicago he and
other physicians recommended
operating but the mother and
rather refused.
The Lord didn't make the
baby right; it's M use trying 90
save L." he quoted the mother
~ saying.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18

CONTINUED on Page Tn~cc)
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-11-18

nm you reckon Associate
I'LL Justice Hughes has been
Uu reading some handwrit-
ing on the walll