El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-10-02

Of iron and lift him slyly from STOW
with bangles resembling usn' what
happen them
BUMPS, Hon. Iron makes mean twist
and unIooseu himself so rapidly ne
strike toes Of my feet whihc becomes
deIiciously damaged from that ana
continue dance step
Door open. IN come Hon Mrs
what this?" require her
"Iron." 1 acknowledge while feeling
..speefes of bony fOrehead.- she
I dagger why you no lit him oy ms
Handle 7 hoIIa with less courtesy.
He got no more uplift attached 10 him
when looking for handle why you
No go 10 nautry1-' This she dlp-
She make critic look to Hon FIAT
iron and scrouch her nose NeNuy she
hold it by cheek affectionately-
-FooIv Togo" she yalL You coutd
not iron with this
-Whv couldn't2" 7 acknowledge
cit are not sufficiently hotted.
.perhapsly pain are enjoyed IN my
thumbs because OF freezing / delest'
showing scorches- when pluchlha
that implement from stove. 1 were IL
norarrIg imagining considerable neat
= src not Keeping your thumbs she
snOh When cooking flatron IL are
important TO put him in hottest part
! OF stove until ready. Lift him occasion
I IIv and touch him with wet ringer
when he go snitt, then he ready TO IRON
I saw there. She pull forthly from
| Hon. Clothes Baskit one complex snlrt-
waist of lady appearance
! 81 do do not wish YOU waste enJlfe
I a mn. morning on fowls. I must wear
/ this fashionable style TO lunching TINS
noon. Therefore you prepare heaL non
; hurrily and go work She part OH
I Mr.. Editor. obedience are rare virtue
/ 1 obtain so much sorrow from TINS
) virtue I wish il was rarer-
/ Hon Mrs Madam tell me put NON
! Iron to hottest part of stove llu NOT
ears hear her said it, Yes therefore
II do so. Watchfully like negroes ap-
( preaching hens set by stove aWaluhE
I what was In very soon time / TOOK
Z look and observe that Hon. IRON hau
become quite red-faced from baking
I temperature. This gives me delights.
I so / snatch him forth gently, touch
} him reverently with wettish 1inser-
I SMITH He make hot noise required.
Therefore, I spread Hon Lady w alst
/ TO board. Putting delicate mlllneIs
! feeling into my hands / loosen out an
I complex of ruffly-lace hanging 10 IL
Then clinic Hon iron by coroh
] handle and commence. 1 iron care
[ fully like artists driving ottomo pies
I pushing front toe of that hot smoother
through puffy fringes Of stylish dress
I making. I knew it must be hot De
cause i could smell cooking
And vet Wit do not look improved
! Considerable rivers Of smudges, stress <
q confusion could be observed resembii-
ing map Of war Yet maybe TINS
( would be American style for lady-dress
/ which change each year
What that burnt noise Of smell- i
hear this yellup like cry Of made easles
while Hon. Mrs poke demented nose
TO door
Iron" I report once more again
] "Assassination,tl" she yarl with SUD
denuess of speed while leaping- w nat
owl accomplish with my dearie snlrt-
waist Bonfire! Ruined! 1 shall never
recover back
Mrs Madam" 7 narrate, q DO my
duty. merely nothing additional Dlo
YOU not tell me iron Hon Waist oeIore
I debased towls?'
ct did say" she Missy
Did YOU not distinctually command
me % put Hon. Iron I'm hottest place
Of stove2'
IT did" She say it.
e"Therefore. 1 did also" ! say II
: Where you put il for heat she
require snakefuuy-
INSIDE stove where coal Is man.
ipulate Intellectually
, For crude response she grabb No
Iron from stove ana attempt to smooth
me like laundry while escape away
Z entirely brainless-
Hoping YOU are the same,
/ Yours truly.
HASHIMURA TOGO.