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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-01-31
MISUNDERSTANDING
dTarle.M
what the bowlers wanted and that Is
the secret of the success of the league
New League to Start.

New League to Start.
Next week will be another hig week
as the bowlers Will attend banquet
where the boys will get together and
have n good time.
Tuesday night the Palace three man
league opens. This is to keep the boys
in good shape for Baltimore.
The Schedule.
Tuesday-Giants VS.. Orioles on runs
and 3; Tiptops VS.. Pirates on runs 4
and ).
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS vs. Senators
on runs and 3; Braves VS.. Tigers on
runs and 8.
The Teams and Lineup.
Orioles-Arright. Wade, Bailey
Giants-Wtlliams, Steward, Newberg-
er, Wright, Blantz.
Brnves-Rowsey. Harper. Thorpe
Pirates-Wariield Sheraman, Tomp.
kins, Dulin, Houchins.
Tiptops-Cook. Miller, Anderson.
Observation-Disclosures. Campbell, Deasy
The TWO teams to complete the
league will be announced morrow
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sion. and tho others must surely be
easier than any l have selected"
Burns to Get Whnck Mt Title.

sion. and tho others must surely be
easier than any ! have seieeted;.'
So ii appears that Frankie Burns.
at the title after all. For + sy years burns
III now has he had a chance to win
the championship he covets SO much
namely ,,l;y.. the the. bantamweisht title
times on the subject. He declares he
is confident he can outpoint Williams in
bow. Burns IS seeking. He wants to
get Williams Into the padded arena
for twenty rounds. with a decision att
1t Is probable that Burns and VIII
lisms o Viii be awarded the March date
contests have been revived.
strange Companions.
Politics make strange bed fellows,
tbs said. but boxing makes stranger
sleeping companions.
Tortorich. who has had II monopoly
on the light promoting game down in
T REM n1re, WAC at at dagser points With
maker. At tho time Mecarey threat
sned to invade New Orleans. as the
! Among other things Tortorich said
he would take legal means to bar Nc
SsFssa 9he hs Sew Orleans
fight followers TO suuelch this obnox-
iouS MCCarey person.
McCarey. silent and taciturn formu-
lated his plans. and set out for New
Orleans.
And guess who was the nrst one to
shake McCarey by the hand upon his
arrival? Why, none other than Dcmi
nick Tortorich, the announced arch
rival of Thomas McCarey.
"A day or two later posters were
plastered all over the fair city of New
Orleans that henceforth banner box
ing exhibitions will be staged under
the supervision of Tom McCarey and
Dominick Tortorich."
| And they say politics tends to make
men more clannish than does the hon
| n In 0r
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-01-31
LynchburE. 81, Norfolk. %.

LYNCHBuRG, VA, January so.-Al-
though Lynchburg was slightly off goal
shooting and Bowen, for Norfolk, got
the jump on kunz at centre. Lynchburg
Young Mems Christian Association here
tonight defeated the crack Central AS
ISOLATION basketers of Norfolk. 81 to 49,
The game was rough throughout
Jamerson starred for Lynchburg. and
Armstrong for Norfolk, the former
throwing the first six baskets for the
locals: The teams play again later in
Norfolk. The line-up:
Lynchburg. Position. Norfolk
Jamerson. right forward ..Boyenton
Campbell. left forward Armstrong
Sewers. right guard ...... Steel
Oftcrdinger. left guard .BorJes
Summary: Substitutions-Boatw right
for Sewers. Field goals-Jnmerson t0)
Campbell 90, Sewers. OGterdinger
CD: Steel (2). Goals from fouis-Camp-
bell %, Bowen Go. Fouls committed
-Lynchburs. Z; Norfolk. 10. Time
twenty-minute halves. Referee. Mays
OF Lynchburg.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-01-31

We're Hatters as we'll as
Clothiers!
We put just right Hat on
the head of every man that
comes to us for a Hat!
No matter how we'll a man
may be dressed he never looks
we'll without becoming Hat.
We buy our Hats from the
best hatters, get the correct
shapes and then sell them at
moderate prices!
Not exclusive hatters' prices
by any means!
Stiff Hats, SO, So to SIS. ~
Soft Hats, So, So to 81.
Spring showing in our win
dows.
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Break Indoor Records.

NEW YORK. January 3O.-An Amer
lean record for the two-mile indoor
walks minutes So 25 seconds-was
made tonight BY George II. Goulding,
OF the Toronto Young Mems Christian
Association. at the games of the Do
oesan Union. In Brooklyn.
John j. Eller. of the Irish America n
Club made new American record in
the 100-yard hurdles. covering the dis
tance In IL as seconds. one-ffth bet
ter than the former record by himself
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Virginia wins Hard Game.

CHARLOTTESVILLE VA, January
30.-In defeating the Catholic Univer-
sity bask ball team tonight 81 to 30,
Virginia registered her eighth consecu-
tive victory of the season. No harder
contest has been staged here this year.
Both teams guarded we'll and scoring
was difficult throughout Honors were
about even In goal tossing from floor,
virginia caging eleven and Catholic
ten. In free tossing. however. Virginia
exceiled, Strickling keeping his team in
the lead by his accurate shooting. The
giant centre was Virginia's biggest
asset, caEing more goals than any
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Cleveland Lead. shooters.

WASHINGTON, January 30-Only a
clubs in the competition for tho Inter
club Gallery Rifle shooting champion
ship OF the United States, after tho
first six of the eleven matches.
Cleveland leads with SPAS points. out
Of the possible 5000: Bridgeport is Sec
ond. with 5,94T; Kings Mills, O., third
with 5.e46. and Warren, Pa, fourth,
with 5,943.
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4:soA MANNER throw.
SATURDAY, APRIL -.
2:o0-High school races.
3:oo-l26 yards, hurdles. heats OIL

3'Vo-lZO yards, hurdles, heats on
grass
3:00-Preparatory school races.
3:30-100 yards special, heats.
3:f0-College relay races.
Championships.
$500 mile college relay champion
ship Of America.
4:4o-I mile freshman college relay
championship OF America.
So mile preparatory school re-
lay cham pionship OF America
4:55-l20 yards hurdle, final on the
grass.
5:oo---l mile high school relay cham
pionship OF America.
6:08-100 yards dash final
ol5-l mile college relay champion
ship OF America
b:25-t miles college relay champion
ship of America.
Field Events.
2:0o-Pole vault
2:00-High jump
2:00-Javelin throw
3:30-Shot put.
3:30-Broad jump
4:30-Discus throw
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-01-31
RICHMOND LEAGUE CLOSES
A SUCCESSFUL SEASON

jewelers.. by Defeating T1mcs-Dispatch
Five, Win First Prixe-Large Crowd
Attend Final Game OF Series.
Friday night brought to n close the
most successful bowling season ever
held in Richmond, the Jewellers took
Dispatch boys. and won first honors
in the Richmond Bowling League. but
not until they had put UP the hardest
kind of fight. This was the first
year the league 'alternated on two al
leys. and II was found that 1t was Just
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Win for st. lPetera.

The basketball five OF ST. Peter.
School overwhelmed the Chmborazo
the eastend school leagues champion
team on the McGill court. by the top
heavy score of So to H.
Snappy and accurate passing
throughout the game marked the plan
Of the st. Peters boys, and while
Wright, AIassie and Meoni are cred
tied with the fifty-eight points, Hart,
Stouffs and Tresnon are to be comm md :
ed for having held an almost impene-
trable defense.
Chimborazo's feature was the excel
lent tossing of goals from foul. seven
OF their eleven points having been
scored by the free throw route.
1t Is expected that these teams will
meet again in the near future. and the
Chimborazo boys claim that with a liz :
tie practice, and playing on their own
court. they will give better account
OF themselves.
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THREE

other player on .hc floor. and having
% points to his credit.
Though Virginia was first to score.
with quick shot by Nigels. n free toss
by White and difficult goal BY CAT
Trey gave Catholic momentary lead
a running toss from mid door by Dit. .
rich put spirit into tho Virginia quint
and tho Orange and Blue never after
ward relinquished the lead, the first
period ending with n score of 10 to 2.
ond half
The Lineup:
Virginia. Position Catholic
Nickeis. right forward Carney
Sttckley tCaptO left forward. White
Strick fling. centre (Capt) Donnelly
Dittrich. right guard, -. .Kcegai,
Luck. left guard Cartwright
Goals from floor: Strickling. 5: Nick :
els. 2: Dittrich. 2: Sticklcy Luck. Cart
wright. 3; Caffrey. .: White. Q: Don
nelly, 2; Keegan. Goals from foul
Strickling. IL out OF Is; White. 3 out
OF Z. Referee: Colli,ower. George
town.. Time Of halves: Twenty min +.
uteS.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-01-31

Twenty-Five dollars will be set aside
to be divided between the teams going
through the season without shooting a
I.ine-Up Of Teams.
Jewelers--Spilling, William, Suffer-
lin. Bailey. Bell, Bi1iey
Brooms--Wade. Gilbert, Anderson.
Alright, c. Morros. Burch
Newportsr-Barrow, T. Gordon, Blair,
Hoen. Phipps, Amos
Times Dispatch-Roy. Smith Over.
mann. Scott Hampe. Houchens.
Cook-Campbell. Cook, Harper Bur-
nette. Thorpe. Headiey.
Tiptops-Whitman, Dunkle, Rickers,
Wnldhauer. Brown.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Tyler, Rudd.
Smith, Deasy.
Davis-Dayis. rroutner, Beardsley,
Any Of the teams without a full line
up can sign any bowler with an aver
age OF less than 151.
The officers Of fhe league will meet
Tuesday night at the Newport Alleys to
arrange the schedule and close any
details that may have been over.
looked In the organization Of the
league.
Whitman and Roy will roll Wade and
Bailey Tomorrow night for the two
man championship Of the city of Rich
mond and a purse. Six games will he
rolled, three on the Palace runs and
three to follow on the Newport runs.
The first SET will start at $50 O'clock.
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HAVANA RESULTS

Margaret Meiz. 100 CTapiin). 9 TO !,
: to o. TO s., won; -otranto. lO6 Cat
some Kid loo Icar,er). to i i. ae' to- !
to J. third. Time. 80 2-5. Peggy L.
Spitfire; Mimeses. Sail. Rerery and
-. Sccond-five and one-halr furlongs-
Tiger Jim. 1902 .(UrnD. to |. to /,
: to z won; Col Holloway. ,lo2 tPitz).
third. Time. ;ss Is. car Michae 81
2nicks,art. Duke of Shelby. Gerard
politan also ran.
Third--flve and one half furIonss-
Wander Ill Connolly. even, i TO q
to to !. yen on sa .I.n Iot Ianerty5
bird mir, Time. 1889 -; Northern Liz int
Bon BOP MomtbeIle. Minda. Balfront. Ajax
1o5 tGartnerl. . i-2 to /. to 10. to S,
yen stn Patty Regan, 100 suraD. ! to 5:
Time, 2:s2 is Heartbeat, Tay Pav
Transport also ran.
s TO s. 3 to s.. won; Parlor Boy. 1i2
W TatplIn2 d s e to J. even second
z to l. third Time, Lac s-5 Jabot,
Supreme. San Jon. Inferno queen. Cut.
tyhunk, Mockler also ran.
To-Dny's Card.
First race-six furlongs. purse $500,
fhree-year. and mp, selling-.May
Way. LOG; Fred Levy. log: Runaway,
Ill; 1dleweiss. ia.
three-year- and up. seillng-.Over
the Sands, 'Cooster, Beaumont Belle.
LOG; 'Duauesne. l0s: Bob r. iO9:
Third.fve and one-half furlongs.
purse $500, three-year olds and up, sell
lng-'Some Kid. 90; Gear Michael, 10i :
Ajax. los; Supreme. 1os: Mac. the
Gardner. 100: Stars and Stripes, III;
Sonny Boy. Wander, IA
Fourth race-one mile. purse $500,
three-year- ofds and up. selling-eFrank
Hudson. %: water Lad. lO7: Heart
beat. 10: Sentauri. 112: Mockler. lis.
Fifth--fvo. furlongs. purse $500.
three year-oids and mp. seIIing-'Goi..
den Lassie. "a: 'The Lark. Of; Anna
Rose; 100; Peggy l.. Frill, 1922. Snfp.
los: Idiola, 100; Kazan, Ill.
SiNth--tve and one-haif furlones.
purse $500. four-year-olds and up. sell
ing-fFlask, 50; Susan B, 1903; Margaret
Meiss, 1903: Coreposis. Gerard, phil
Connor, Tay Pay, Bully, 100; Transport.
SAnprapt;oa <,l,;..,
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BIC PRIZE LIST FOR
TENP|N BOWLERs
Purse Of S1S3.60 to Be Divided Be.
tween Primers In Greater Rich
mond League.
BEGINS TUESDAY, FEBRUARY Q
Officers to Meet Next Week to Ar.
range Schedule and Clean Up De-
tails-Whitman and Roy to Roll
Wade and Bailey for Honors.

w. p. Blair. owner OF the Newport
Alleys. and president Of the Greater
Richmond Tenpin League, has COM
pleted the details for launching the new
organization.
prize list Of slS3.s0 will be put up
for THE bowlers to take. and six teams
VIII hgure in the distribution OF the
Twenty-Five dollars Will be set aside
| to be awarded TO the team or teams
going through the season without
shooting a blind score, which will serve
az an inducement TO the Primers to be
e on e me }op each r" night their team is
All the games will he rolled on the
Newport runs, and on Tuesday Wed :
! nesday. Thursday and Friday nights.
The rules, division OF the prize money
and teams comprising the league fol-
All games to be governed by the rules
Of the Richmond Bowling Association,
with the exception OF the following
rule:
All teams shall carry six players,
and all Elk players are eligible TO bowl
In each game, tho captain reserves the
right to- select any Ave of his six
signed players to count officially
All games TO be bowled on the New
| port Alleys.
Games to start at s:15 o'clock
Each team to post Sc as a guarantee
OF good faith to complete the schedule,
and each bowler will pay 40 cents for
ms three games 40 cents alley fee and
10 cents to the treasury to be divide d
In prizes.
Schedule to run twenty-one weeks.
Newport Alleys to put UP a purse OF
So for each team entered.
mttoliowinE is list Of the money that
position of same, on the basis OF eight
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-03-02
score Of unequal or inadequate SER

score Of unequal or inadequate SER
vice.
Under this conception Of my duty
as an administrative official, l am en-
deavoring to ascertain whether a rural
service equally satisfactory and serving
a larger number of our people can be
provided It a less cost. But o may
rest assured hat no action will be
taken which will injure or needlessly
curtail the service. On the contrary,
it is my endeavor to discover a salts
factory means Of providing this service
for a larger number Of our people, and
if possible, at a reduced cost. In this
connection attention Is invited to that
portion Of my annual report for 1914,
pages 32-39, where the policy of the
postof1ce department under the pres
ent administration with regard to this
service is fully set forth.
The final approval Of any sugges-
tons which I may make will rest with
congress. I feel that the postmaster
general should be given authority to
place rural delivery service on a con-
tract basis only when, after careful
investigation by the department. 1t is
found in particular instances that by
doing so the service will not be i'm
paired but made more effective and
administered at less cost"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-03-02

A Knock Down Blow.-A friend OF
mine, an old missionary in China, gave
a Bible to a cultivated Chinese gen.
tleman-a Confuscianist-asking him
to read 1t and then to tell him what
he thought about it. After a few
months he returned to the missionary
and said: 81 have read this book with
great interest-it Is a great book, and
l am inclined to try these teachings
but" he added, according to this
book you are not a Christian"
The old missionary, startled at this
sweeping assertion, replied, What dc
you mean?"
The Confucianist answered: II read
thai a Christian is a man who is not
handicapped by anxiety and worry
and is usually a happy man. He is
one who knows that his God, who
cares for the falling Of the smallest
bird, will surely care for him. This
book commands him to cast his care
upon God, and it assures him that he
will receive the gift Of peace. I read
that Jesus said to his disciples that
he gave them his joy, and he fur
thermore said, Let not your heart be
troubled I find hat a Christian is an
unworried But you are the most
worried man I know. You impress
me as having a thousand cares. You
are anxious about details concerning
which, as these gospels teach, you
should trust God. You are not an un-
worried man. You are not a Chris
tian."-Christian Herald.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-03-02

Education association at CINCINNATI
| Ohio, last week, N. c. Shaeffer, state
superintendent of public instruction OF
PENNSYLVANIA, said in part, on the sub
ject of militarism in the public
| schools: The great powers Of Eu-
rope have come to judgment and are
grinding one another to dust and ashes.
Their fate should be a warning to the
| American people not to introduce and
foster militarism in the public schools"
During the first week of the German
submarine blockade Of the British
isles, the result, so far as known, was
the sinking of two Norwegian, one
French and seven British steamships
torpedoed by submarines, with the sur
prisingly small loss Of seven lives.
Besides these, two American and one
Norwegian vessels were sunk by mines.
On the other side, it is reported that
two German submarines are missing
and a third hit and possibly sunk by
a French cruiser.
In an address at a meeting held In
Washington last week in the interest
Of Barla college, Kentucky, President
Wilson said in part: What America
has indicated above all things else
is that native ability has nothing to
do with social origin. 1t is very
amusing sometimes to see the airs that
high society gives itself. The world
could dispense with high society n
never miss it. High society Is for
those who have stopped working and
no longer have anything important to
do"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-03-02
Humorous department.

Missed Every Shot.-One of the best
stories told about Sir John French,
field marshal Of the British forces, is
how, one night at dinner, some officers
we're discussin rifle shooting. The
general was listening, as was his wont,
without making any remarks, until at
length, he Clipped in with:
Say, I'll bet any man here" in his
calm, quiet. deliberate way, that l can
fire 10 shots at 500 yards and call each
shot correctly without waiting for the
marker. I'll stake a box Of cigars on
it,"
The major present accepted the offer,
and the next morning the whole mess
was at the shooting range to see the
trial.
Sir John fired. Miss" he announced.
He fred again. Miss" he repeated.
A third shot. Miss"
Hold on there!" protested the maj
or. What are you doing? You are not
shooting at the target at all"
But French finished his task. Miss"
Miss" Miss"
"Of course 1 wasn't shooting at the
target" he said. Il was shooting Tor
those cigars"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-03-02
Free Flower Deed.
Hastings Catalogue
Tells You About IL

II you are engaged In farming, or
II you plant only vegetables or flow
ers, you cannot afford to be without
the big catalogue published fresh and
new every year by the great South.
ern seed house, H. G. Hastings &
Company, Of Atlanta, Ga, and sent abb
solutely free, postage paid, to all who
write for 1t, mentioning the name OF
this newspaper.
In this catalogue we tell you Of a
splendid offer of free flower seed to
all our customers, five magnificent
varieties that mean beauty about your
home and a pleasure to wives and
daughters that nothing else can give.
This catalogue tells you, too, about
our big cash prize offer to the Corn
Club boys Of your state. 1t tells all
about our fine yielding varieties Of
corr and cotton-the kind we grow on
our own 5000 acre farm. 1t tells
about the best seeds Of all kinds for
planting in the South. It should be
in every Southern home. Write to-
day and let US send it to you'll. q.
HASTINGS & CO., Atlanta, ea.-Advt.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-03-02

Surely Hard Enoush.-Apropos OF
the German p scare in France and
England, Lapsley Wilson, at a lunch
con at Nice, on the French riviera,
told an anecdote.
1T was at the time" said MI. Will
son, when concrete beds for guns were
being found-according, at least, to
rumor-all over the allies territory
At this troublesome time an Ameri-
can in Paris went up to a policeman
and said. mysteriously:
"'Pst! Are you looking for German
spies?"
".Mais oui!" said the policeman,
taking from under his cape his note
book and pencil.
Then said the American, go tc
the hotel de Blanc and arrest the pro-
prietor. He's put up g. least two con-
crete beds there. / know, because my
wife and I slept in EN- last night"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-03-02

The One Unbroken Rule.-ln Wash
ington there Is a club where playing
cards for money and various other
things are forbidden. But on one occa-
sion recently, four friends who wished
to have a quiet game Of bridge decid-
ed that there would be no harm In a
slight departure from the regulations
Having found a retired corner, they
had commenced to play, when one OF
them noticed that a waiter who was
near was observing them. Wishing to
avoid further disclosure, he called the
waiter and said:
William, I know you will not con-
slider it your duty to inform against
us. / presume that ere 10Y you have
Q the rules broken"
Sir" said the waiter, gravely, i
have been in the service Of this !
for some years. but have never yet
given any such information, although
I have seen all the rules broken but
one"
And what is that one ruler"
That of feeling the walters, sir"
He got his tip.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-03-02
PERHAPS Il Was.-In Washington

Perhaps II Was.-In Washington
William Collier was once conversine
with a man Of much scientific attain.
ment. The scientist narrated in de-
tail a series Of experiments he was
conducting with the microphone.
THE microphone," said he, "magni'
fies sounds to the a as the micro
scope magnifies objects to the eye
the footballs Of a spider heard through
the microphone sounds like the tramp.
ing of marching infantry"
That is amazing" politely com
mented Mr.. Collier.
This afternoon" continued the mar
Of science, II heard a fly walking
across the pane. The noise resemblet
the hoofbeats Of a cavalryman'!
mount"
Perhaps it was a horse fly" sug'
gested the actor.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-03-02
sUMMERo's HALF AND HALF

7 PLANTED this splendid cotton
i last year and made Four Bales
on Five Acres, while three acres Of
Genuine Improved King on better
land adjoining, yielded only II bales.
1t is the most productive cotton I ever
saw on ordinary land and limits more
than ~ per cent. From 4,2OO pounds
Of seed cotton, patch weight, 1 got
1000 pounds of lint, and at another
time I got 406 pounds from $50
pounds of seed cotton. 1 have a
limited quantity of absolutely pure
SEED that l will sell at $1.00 a bushel.
Address me at Smyrna.
IA ct r. M. WYATT.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-03-02
SEWING MACHINE REPAIRING

" OUR Old Machine, that runs so
Il heavily that you dread to use 1t,
can be cleaned up, readjusted and put
in such condition that you will be de-
lighted with it, and would as soon
have 1t as a New Machine. The cost
is not very great for this work and
you will be pleased at the expenditure.
Better get your machine in shape now
for the spring sewing. You'll find me
at The Enquirer office.
LEWIS M. GRIST.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-03-02

unregenerate.-'Ef yo' had your
choice, Liza, which would yo' rather
do-live or die an go to heaven
Aid rather live"
Why, Liza White. yo' scan-lous
chile, Sunday school hain't done yo'
no good 'tall,"--Life.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1915-03-02

His Honor Gets Cynical.-Judge-
What was the cause of the rumpus?
Policeman-Well, you see. judge
this man here and that woman there
are married
Judge-Yes. yes. | know: but what
was the other Cause?