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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-02
RUB RHEUMATISM FROM
STIFF, ACHING JOINTS
Rub Soreness from joints and muscles
with small trial bottle of
old st. Jacobs Oil
Stop dosing" Rheumatism.

It's pain onlyi not one case in fifty
requires internal treatment. Rub sooth-
ing, penetrating "St. Jacobs Oil" right
on the tender spot" and by the time
you say Jack Robinson-out comes the
rheumatic pain. st. Jacobs Oiln is
harmless rheumatism cure which never
disappoints and doesn't burn the skin. 1t
takes pain, soreness and stiffness from
aching joints muscles and bones; stops
sciatica, lumbago, backache, neuralgia.
Timber upl Get % cent bottle
Of old-time, honest "St. Jacobs Ono
from any drug store, and in a moment
youth be free from pains. aches and
stiffness. Don't suffer Rub rheuma.
tism away.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-02
EHTEK-FAIRBANK COMPANY
"Cottolene makes good cooking better''

Miss Mabel Boardman Of the Red
Cross says the entire nation Of Ser
bia will be dslnfected, at cost OF
hundreds of thousands OF dollars.
DR. Richard p Strong, professor Of
tropical diseases at Harvard and fore.
most plague expert, sailed from here
two weeks ago to prepare the cam
paign. which VIII be centered al
Bucharest.
DR.. Thomas w. Jacson OF Philadel-
phla, DR.. Hans Zinsseer OF Columbia
University, DR.. Andrew W. Sellaris
or Harvard medical school. and Pan
anna canal zone physicians are other
members Of the commission.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-02
POWDER WORKERS GET
INCREASE IN WAGES

WILMINGTON, Del, April IA
20 per cent salary raise for all EN-.
ployes Of the Du Pont Powder Co.,
at plants In various parts Of the coun-
try went into effect today. The in
crease will continue for the current
year and probably longer. Big sales
to the European belligerents are
said to have made the wage increase
possible.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-02
Mine Wage Is Increased.

CHICAGO, April A Houghton,
Mich, dispatch to the Gold and Stock
Ticker says that the Copper Range
Mines announced they would increase
wages 10 per cent, beginning tomor-
row. The advance restores the scale
to standard which was reduced on
the outbreak OF the European war.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-02

been fighting local situation-they
have bucked up against big trust.
The government hopes TO stop the bill
board evil at the fountain head"
Bill poster officials from all parts
Of the United States are here to testi-
fy for the defendants. clyne is ex-
pected to offer as exhibits photo
graphs taken in some Of nearly 5000
cities in which the so-caIled trust is
alleged to have a monopoly on bill
board space.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-02

sun and Wind Bring Out Ugly spots
How TO Remove Easily


How to Remove Easily.
Here's a chance, Miss Freckle-faee,
to try remedy for freckles with the
guarantee of a reliable deal that it
will not cost you a penny unless 1t
removes the freckles; while If it
does give you a clear complexion the
expense is trifling.
Simply get an ounce of othine-dou-
BILE strength-from any druggist and
few applications should show you
how easy it is to rid yourself OF the
homely freeklss and get a beautiful
complexion. Rarely is more than one
ounce needed for the worst case.
Be sure to ask the druggist for the
double strength othine as this is the
prescription sold under guarantee OF
money back If it fails to remove
freckles.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-02
PITTSBURG POTTERY
PLANT is REOPENED

PITTSBuRG, Kaus., April Fifty
men have returned to work here to-
day when the Pittsburg Pottery com
pany resumed operations after n
years idleness.
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GAS, DYSPEPSIA
 AND INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin" settles sour gassy stomachs in Five
 minutes-Time It!

You don't want slow remedy when your stomach is bad-or an uncertain one-or a harmful one-your stomach Is too valuable; you mustn't injure it.
 Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its speed in giving relief; its harmless ness; its certain unfailing action in regulating sick. sour. gassy stomachs. Its millions of cures in indigestion. dyspepsia. gastritis and other stomach troubles has made it famous the world over.
 Keep this perfect stomach doctor in your home-keep it handy-get a large fifty-cent case from any dealer and then if anyone should eat something which doesn't agree with them; if what they eat lays like lead, ferments and sours and forms gas: causes head ache. dizziness and nausea: eructa- tions of acid and undigested food remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsin comes in contact with the stomach all such distress vanishes Its prompt ness, certainty and ease in overcoming the worst stomach disorders is a revs lation to those who try it-Adv.
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Submerged Timber.

The strength of hemlock stick a foot square that had been in water for almost forty years was recently test ed in the 600. 0.000-pound testing ma chine at Rensselaer, Polytechnic insti- tute at Troy, in New York. The tim Der, which was 16 feet inches long, had formed part of one of the piers of the Congress street bridge at Troy. When the pier broke down after the flood in the spring of 1913. the timber was turned over to one of the mate rial-testing laboratories of the insti- ute. It was kept in the open air for three months, and then placed in a dry room for little more than nine months. When placed in the testing machine, the column failed under a load of 3S4.000 pounds; that is. the long-submerged wood showed an ulti- mate strength of 2,670 pounds to the square inch. In the opinion of Prof. T. R. Lawson. who conducted the test, the remarkable strength of this piece of hemlock seems to show that be-
 ing immersed in water for long time does not decrease the column strength of timber that is subsequently permit
 ted to dry out.-Youth's Companion.
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GIVES s20,o0o TO THE POPE
Story Reveals Characteristics of the Present Occupant of the Pon-
 tifical Throne.

An anecdote is being told about the pope which shows his natural simpiic- ity of manners. Since his childhood his holiness has been a great friend of a Genoese nobleman who was in the habit of calling him by his Christian name and used the diminutiye of James, "Giacomino," corresponding to the English Jimmy" This nobleman was recently received in audience by the pope, who when he saw him kneel down said: No, no; Jimmy won't al low you to do that"
 The pope and his friend had long talk and the nobleman, who is very rich. asked the pope to allow him to present him with some gift. "I have a splendid old silver service worthy of a pope and I want to give it to you" said the nobleman. No, thank you," replied the pope. T have no use for a silver service; what I need is hard cash. which is more useful for the church. The nobleman asked per mission to sign a check there and then and gave it to the pope. He drew it for $20,000, as that was what the sil- yer service was worth.
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WORK OF THE SUBMARINE
Undersea Supply Bases Perfectly Feasible, According to an Amer
 lean Builder.

1 do not know whether Germany has submerged supply stations for her submarine fleet, but such a scheme is feasible" said Simon Lake, the builder of submarines, in an in- terview.
 "On account of the success of Ger many's undersea craft in their raids on English commerce" he went on, T long ago formed the opinion that they had such stations. and from their latest threat against British com merce, I am more convinced than ever that they have.
 The German submarine is practi- cally a lake boat, in that it is sup piled with a diving compartment. It is easy for a man in a diving suit to leave the submarine when it is sub- merged.
 The German submarine has the Diesel engine, which uses crude oil. It is no great problem to have sub merged tanks for crude oil. long ago perfected such a tank myself As regards supplies of food, that is still simpler problem. It is only a matter of packing food in watertight pack ages.
 Supply stations along the English coast would enable German sub marine to continue its activities
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object to having hay stored over the dairy COWS, because of the dust that floats everywhere through the stable when the hay is transferred from the mow to the COWS at feeding time.
 Because the storage barn is placed at one end of the COW stable, the silo b built at the side because at least one end of the stable should have a free connection with the open barn. yard.
 While this arrangement is some what unusual, there is really no ob- jection to putting a silo at the side of the stable, because the distance to travel at feeding time is about the same.
 Always in placing buildings it is a good plan to figure the distance to travel in doing the work. A few feet more than necessary makes consider able extra walking during the winter when multiplied by the travel back and forth every chore time.
 The stable has a thoroughly we'll made concrete floor built in the usual way with managers and iron stall parti- tiona The center feed alley, manure alley and manure gutters at the sides are all arranged for the use of labor saving machinery.
 Sanitary stables contain very light and simple fixtures. The object is to reduce the lodges and Instructions that catch and hold dust and dirt.
 Iron stall partitions, concrete floor and managers, smooth sides and cell ings are necessary to hold down the bacteria content of the milk to meet the requirements of dairy inspection. For the same reason especial atten- ton is being paid to dairy stable ven- tilation.
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ble odors from favoring the milk.
 The feeding arrangements in this barn and dairy stable are exception ally convenient. Silage is loaded into carriers in the silo feed room, and the other roughase and grain feeds come from the storage barn. both of which are convenient to the stable. fciently to provide abundance of roughage for both horses and COWS, the hay mow on one side of the barn starts from the floor. In old-fashioned barns this kind of mow is called a bay.
 There is stabling for six or seven horses. and the space in front of the horses Is intended for storage of . few vehicles. In fact, the large barn has a general-purpose floor that may be utilized in a good many different ways. It is a threshing floor once a year.
 The COW stable, however, is intend ed for the production of large quanti- ties of pure milk so that no other business can be tolerated inside of this modern dairy stable.
 Outside of the main stable is a corn crib 36 by 10 feet. The inside and ends of the crib are made as open to the atmosphere as possible by using open work metal sides. It is little cheaper to build a crib in this way, because there is a saving in material. There must be an air space between the corn and the solid board ing of the barn. This space may be secured by placing the open metal siding on turing strips to hold the corn away from the solid boarding of the barn.
 The foundation of the corn crib is concrete, which is the only satisfac- tory material for the foundation of any farm building. There is no ob- iection to working in stone where stone is plentiful, but there should be enough concrete to fill all the voids. The only way to control rats and mice on a farm is to build concrete founda-
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CHILDREN SHOWED TT Effect of Their Warm Drunk In the
 Morning.

"A year ago was . wreck from cof. fee drinking and was on the point of giving up my position in the school room because of nervousness.
 T was telling Q friend about it and she said. We drink nothing at meal time but Postum, and it is such a com fort to have something we can enjoy drinking with the children
 T was astonished that she would allow the children to drink any kind of coffee, but she said Postum was not coffee, but a most healthful drink for children as well as for older ones. and that the condition of both the chil- dren and adults showed that to be a fact.
 T was in despair and determined to give Postum 8 trial, following the directions carefully. It was a decided success and I was completely won by its rich delicious flavor.
 'In . short time l noticed . decided improvement in my condition and kept growing better month after month, until now I am healthy. and do my work in the school room with ease and pleasure. l would not return to nerve destroying coffee for any money"
 Name given by Postum O.. Battle Creek, Mich. Read The Road tc Wellville," in pkgs.
 Postum comes in two forms:
 Regular Postum-must be vel boiled. 15c and 25c packages.
 Instant Postum-is . soluble pow der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly in . cup of hot water and, with cream and sugar, makes delicious beverage instantly. BOG and soc tins.
 Both kinds are equally delicious and cost per cup about the came.
 TAkre's . Reason" For Postum.
 -sold by Grocsrs
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His Station-

What was your station in life be- fore you became a social outcast?" queried the lady who was beginning to carry weight for age.
 'l fergit what it wuz, man." replied the husky hobo who was engaged in storing a handout where it would do the most good, but now it's de perlice station most uv de time"
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Tho interior of dairy stables Is made air tight as nearly as possible. The supply of fresh air is regulated bv intake nues and the foul air is csrrsed o6 by fiues which connect with the roof.
 There is . sanitary dairy room with . eoucrete floor just outside of the stable. It is built of two by four stud aine. above the concrete floor. and is covered with building paper both in- ssde and outside. Clapboards cover the cutside and the inside is ceiled with nI.sp matched ceiling without beading. There is no direct connection between fbe stabIe and the dairy room This n arranged especially to prevent sta
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Qidn't Notice Her

Did you notice that lovely girl in the pretty brown dress. waiting in the lobby?" he asked his wife as they took their seats in the :heater.
 What! That frowsy thing with the false puffs, enameled face. gold teeth. made-oyer dress. imitation mink furs. and torn gloves? No, l didn't notice her. Why Pluck.
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Sorrows of Sono.

"The old songs used to talk about unrequited affection" said the bald headed man.
 Yes Somebody was supposed to be heart-broken about something all the time"
 There's no danger of heart trouble with these upto-date songs. The only risk you run Is that they will make you catch your breath till you get asthma"
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4 RARE BIRD.

Did I understand you to say that you were a reformer?"
 Yes"
 Well. 1 must be going"
 What's your hurry?"
 "l haven't time this morning to eear lecture on my shortcomings" Don't be alarmed. I'm trying to re form myself before start in on any body else"
 Your hand. most noble creature. You are the first true reformer I've ever met"
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Human Nature.

"Hov did you manage to keep my seat for me-" queried the belated diner as he hurried into the restau- rant
 Easy enough" replied the head waiter. q suggested to everyone that they take 1t. and. of course, they all refused"
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Heard in the shoppino District.

Why do you always have your bar gain sales in the basement?" queried the woman who was doing shopping stunt
 Because it jibes with the eternal fitness of things" explained the pro- prietor. An article in the basement, you see is bound to be lower than a similar article on the floor above"
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Nothino On a Mule,

"Oh. doctor. 1 have sent for you. cer- tainly: still I must confess that have not the slightest faith in modern med teal science"
 We'll" said the doctor. that doesn't matter in the least. You see. a mule has no faith in the veterinary surgeon, and yet he cures him all the same'- Sacred Heart Review.
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Matter of Taste.

Herlock Sholmes. the detective. had just made another great deduction.
 Our baby" he remarked. has a natural taste for music"
 But how do you know that when he isn't two years old yetg" queried Doc tor Sqrstsom.
 He has got nearly all the polish gnawed if the lower half of the pi- ano." e-plained the peerless sleuth-
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lnoredients.

"I don't think your speech was as full of ginger as some of your former efforts
 Maybe 1t wasn't" replied Senator Sorghum. The way a man has to stick to a topic in these filibustering days makes him inclined to dispense with ginger and look for glue"
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A Rcbuke.

Mary followed Edward" mumbled the high-school girl. who was trying to fix the sovereigns rf England in her mind.
 What's that?" spoke up grandma. who had been dozing.
 Mary followed Edward"
 Then you keep away from Mary. I don't want you to go with them kind Girls is getting too bold"
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Eixino Up a Date,

AS Jimpkins had partly torn leaf off the calendar. Ned Nitwit came into the ofIice.
 ''Ah. going to take a day oil, see." said Ned, with an expansive grin.
 Nav" growled Jimpkins, sourly. I'm just fixing up a date with my stenographer," he replied. as he called that pretty young lady over to help him adjust the partly torn leaf.
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Free to Our Readers

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co.,, Chicago, for Is-page illustrated Eye Book Free. Write all Eye Remedies in Your Special Case. Your Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves Sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't Smart, Soothes Eye Pain. and sells for Soc Try It in Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes for Scaly Eyelids and Granulation. Adv.
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Rather Heartiess.

That fellow earns $10 a week and spends eight of 1t on you"
 He is rather reckless" admitted the girl, carelessly.
 T shouldn't think your mother would want you to receive his atten- tions'
 "Oh. mother knows that a financier of h:s type will never be able to talk matrimony."
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DO NOT HESITATE
To Use cuticura on Skin-Tortured Babies. Trial Free.

A hot bath with Cuticura Soap and gentle application of Cuticura Oint. ment at once relieve, permit rest and sleep and point to speedy healment of eczemas. rashes. itchings and irri. tations of infants and children even in severe cases.
 Sample each free by mail with Book. Address postcard. Cuticura. Dept KY, Boston. Sold everywhere-Adv.
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Main Floor Plan of Barn No. A2ss.

for months These underwater sta tions would be temporary affairs. and the supplies would be brought by their fast torpedo boats, which could get away after sinking the supplies, leav. ing the submarine behind to continue operations.
 The large submarine boat can op- crate 500 miles from its base. That. in my opinion, explains the sudden appearance of submarines in the Irish sea, attacking the British merchant ships."-Bridgeport (Conn) Cor New York Times.
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Knows Something of the Sea.

Naval Recruiting Officer (to actor who has applied to join the naval re- serve)-And what experience have you had?
 Actor-Quite considerable, I was two years a midshipman in H. NJ S. Pinafore. lieutenant in half a dozen plays and an admiral in the Chinese Honeymoon-Londo Opinion.
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Approval.

You approve of your wife's public speaking"
 Yes" replied Mr. Meekton. I'd rather she told her views about eco monies and sociology to the throag than have her handing them out to me as little bedtime stories"
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Not That Kind.

C1ient-I want to sue for divorce and an allowance of fifteen hundred dollars year.
 Lawyer-What is your husbands income?
 Client-It's about that l wouldn't ask for more than man makes. I'm not that bind
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important to Mofhars
A Knock,

Mrs. Bacon-I think the Sullivan law is all right. A man has no right to go about with a revolver.
 Mir. Bacon-How would you like a law passed to prevent women going about with hammers?
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Repudiated.

q am a self-made man." said Mir Cumrox.
 Didn't you wife have something to do with your career?"
 "She used to say so. But after see ing how behave in society she refuses to take any of the blame"
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Ate Too Much.

There was a dame In our town Whose appetite was hearty: She always made her hostess frown When she went 10 a party
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The Naturalist-I ssll you the S. P. c. A. stands for the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.
 The Autoist-No, sir. It stands for the Society for the Prevention of Cru city to Automobilista
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Couldn't Get It,

'I like this quaint little mountain village of yours. waiter l suppose I can get plenty of oxygen here?"
 No. sir; we've got local option.''- Sacred Heart Review.
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Clarence-I was-aw-out late lawst right, and the aw-wesult was l had head on me this mawning. doncher know.
 Clarice-Well, if were you I'd stay out late every night
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Choice.

The fresh air fend. as you may know. Is often a complainer. Yet, I'd prefer a score like him
 To one hot air container.
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Doubtful Compliment.

She-How do you like my singing? He-Well, I've heard Tetrazzini and Mary Garden, but you're better still.- The Club Fellow.
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cramped.

''I had to leave .he flat I've been occupying for the last three years"
 What was the trouble?'
 T was always injuring myself in the bathroom. Couldn't brush my teeth without smashing my elbow"
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Ten smiles for a nickel Always buy Red Cross Bag Blue have beautiful, clear white clothes Adv.
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Had Joined It.

Are you going to join the back to the farm movement"
 T joined that years ago."
 But got tired of itf"
 Meter! I still have my back to the farm."
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Marine Intelligence.

He--Isn't that steam yacht a beauty?
 She-But how high she stands out of the water; but. then. I suppose she was built for deeper water; besides, 1t is low tide
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In the German empire two sets of twins are born every hour.
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Spring straws show which way fash ion blows itself.-Baltimcre American
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VIII Be Found to Save Much Time in the Performance of
 Chore Work.
sllo BUILT AT THE SIDE
while That Construction Is Not Gen. erai There Are Reasons Why It is So Placed in the Design
 That is Described
 Aene
sy WILLIAM A. RaoFoRo.

Mir. William A. Radford will answer Questions and give advice FREE OF COST on all subjects pertaining to the subject or building work on the farm. for Sne readers Of this paper On account of ms wide experience as Editor. Author and Sianofacturer. he is. without doubt. the nignest authority on all these subjects. Address all inquiries to William A Rad 1ord. No. 1877 Prairie avenue, Chicago, Ill and only enclose two-cent stamp for reply.
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These illustrations show a combina- tion of general purpose farm and stor- age barn with dairy stable that is entirely separate except that it has a doorway connection with the storage barn from which feed is carried to the COWS.
 The main barn has a large deep mow for the storage of alfalfa and clover hay and bright. clean straw. It is an easy chore to supply this roughage to the COWS by means of a feed carrier which runs the whole length of the feed alley.
 There are plenty of dairymen who
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tions and concrete floors. Rats will dig around a stone wall ana they are very much at home among loose stones, but they hate concrete.
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Unusvsi Character.

OnuoUST Ch5rSctef. Tt isn't often you meet . man as modest as Tvobble." 'Ncf
 He acknowiedges that his watch oc- casionally loses . few seconds"
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Happy Then. Who drains his glass And brims with laughter Fears not, alas. -he morning after.