The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1915-09-02

Pendennis has been stung by the Poetic
Bee, but as soon as we can borrow one of
the lawn mowers for a few minutes and
cut his hair, we expect, to save him from
this hungry disease.
Outside Player at bat: 81 will now slam
one out in center field and that guy out
there will muffit fall down, roll over few
times, and I will make home run.
FAM eyes, but the gent in the garden is
going to get the ball heave it home and it
will be a goose egg for YOU
Outside Player, ooh! l never thought
of that
Johnnie our Editor, has still got his joy
ticket, and is patiently waiting for the car
fare, we hope Johnnie soon connects, not
that we are in rush to get rid of him, but
we would like to see him 60.
Interviewer ''How did you enjoy your
vacation Deputy Was you fishing, and
did you catch anything?"
Deputy eyes was fishing! Did catch
any thing1 Say, l was away out in the
jungles for two weeks, and as there are nc
barber shops running loose out in the woods,
| had to let my beard grow. And when
showed up at home about P. M. one night
the folks failed to recognize me at first. But
after arguing for about halt an hour l fin
III. tho fo1Lc thot - md
| then is when caught it. This stuff about
me for home and eats, listens alright, but
it is me for the barber shop first, hereafter. y
Our new Editor says he is going to get
his hair cut pretty soon. We were just
wondering where he copied the sand paper.
"My dear friends at last l will have to
appeal to you for help. l have carried my
troubles around and said nothing as l did
not want to cause you any worry. Many a
night / have laid down and tried to sleep,
but could not. No one will ever know
how l have suffered, the agony some times,
became almost unbearable, and now, when
| my sorrow has got to the point where if
do not get help my reason will be dethroned
l regret very much to have to call on YOU
| for help but, have the satisfaction of know
ing that my appeal to you will not be il
| vain."
"Well, for the love of Mike! Duke wha
seems to be busting out of your wish bon,
now?''
"Well," said Duke, 81 would like t.
know if l am dorg or chickenl''
"Scat, beat it, vamose, evaporate.
There are lots of people thst could no.
walk the straight and narrow path even if il
had high board fence built on each side Of
it.
Judging from newspaper reports the
Twin Cities will soon put large crew o.
people to work building water wagons.
We will all have to dof our lids to the
M. S. P. ball team as they showed by their
playing last Saturday that they had the
goods. Keep it up gents, play the game
and win or lose, we are all with you
Officer Johnson was seen on the base bal
diamand during practice last Monday P. M
and it is whispered around that, he is about
to purchase the team on the strength of the
showing they made last Saturday.
1t is claimed that Officer Haefrer is
spending little of his loose change fol
bonbons for that little matrimonial bee,
that has been buzzing around here more OF
less for some time.
An exchange claims that good hearty
laugh is good for most all ills that pool
man is heir to, and recommends every one
to try it. Not on yous life boss. we wan
to see the ball game.