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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25

of NV. IA of Sec. s, T 6 s, R. 80
F., w. NJ.
Joseph F. Connolly to Bankers
Mortgage Corporation 100: the sW.
Ia of Sec. 3, T. N, R. 81 E., W. NJ.
and the NV. IA of Sec. 80.
T ]. Woods to John NJ. BUILDER
5000; lot of Sec. 80, T. n, r. 35
f., w. NJ.
Seattle Alaskan Anthracite Coal
Co. to A. X. wylde $500; a tract Of
land, title descriptive, also the CROP
of 1916.
Jas. Jr. and Ed Scott to A. H. Hart
$3.50; on 100 acres land, title de-
scriptive.
Glenn Ryder to ]. W. Craik, ST.
SOC; the n. IL of NE. IA of Sec. 81,
T. G ~, r. 29 E., w. NJ
w. E. Elder to oregon Building and
Loan Association $500; lot 9, block
27O. Reservation addition to Pendle-
ton.
Quit Claim Deed.
Andrew swanson to N. A. Paterson
81: 9s.74 acres land, title descriptive
W. G. Gallagher to Gallagher Farm
Co. 81: a tract Of land Sec. Is, T. s
n. R. "a E., W, NJ,
Deed.
Fred Moreland to Mrs. A. c. Grivet'
tie, $500; S20 acres in Sec. 20, T.
n. r. "a E., ". NJ,
N. A. Patterson to Leona NJ. More
land, 500: the w. 1-2 of Sec. 20, I
6 ~. r. S4 E.. w. NJ, subject to
mortgage of $4,000.
Effe B. and c. D. Ross to vashtie
Morse. 81; s acres land, title descrip'
tive.
Geo. w. Hansell to Geo. Propeck
$4,000 tract of land title descrip'
tive.
Robt. C. Still to VIM. G. Bade
$500: a tract of land, title descriptive
John NJ. Butler to T, ]. Woods
$500, lot ., Sec, 80, T. 1 N, R, 35 E.
W. NJ.
John NJ. Butler to Martha Snow
$500; SIC. Ia of NV. IA of Sec. 81
T. ~. r. S5 E. W. NJ.
Douglas Belts TO John B. Runyar
| $4,000; 42S.5 acres land, title de
scriptive.
T. NJ. Greene to ]. C. Hammer, Sc
500; the w. 1-2 of W. IL of NV
IA OF Sw. IA of Sec. "a, T. ~, !
S5 e., w. NJ.
Patent.
Lucy f. Brown 800 acres in Sc
80. T. 5 ~, r. 80 E., W. NJ.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25
RECORD OF DEEDS AND
OTHER INSTRUMENTS

sayer to John Geise, May 20. 1898, is
satisfied.
Chattel Mortgage.
Chas X Martin to Fred A. Bailey
and G. NJ, Johnston, $685. all stock
tools and machinery in harness shop
on Bluff street. Pilot Rock.
c. E. Cameron to Will Moore,
$500; all grain and hay on the Una
tilla Ranch near Stanfield.
Grant Williams to A. NJ. Elan,
800: an 1-2 interest in the alfalfa
hay for 1915 grown on the S. c. Mas
terson place.
A. L. CONS to Fred Chapelle, $3.50;
"a of the crops on the Sc. Ia of Sec.
13, T. 6 ~, r. 80. f. w. NJ. and lot 5
of Sec. is and NV. IA Of Sec. ls, T.
6 n, r. 3S E, w. NJ.
G. W. Bush to First National Bank
Of Pilot Rock $125; on about 100
tons Of alfalfa hay on the Bush
ranch.
Mortgage.
Jennie f. start ct ux. to James A.
Bugg, $61s.S7, the S. IL of SW. Ia
the NE. Ia of SW. IA and Sc. IA
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25
Christian.

Special services at the Christian
church Sunday, Sept. 2sth. Bible
school at 9:45 a. m. Preaching and
communion at IL a. m. Sermon,
What It Means to be a Christian"
1880 D. m. The Evening service to be
an Edison service. The scripture
lesson and beautiful songs plainly
and charmingly rendered on one OF
Edison's best instruments. Pastor
Hubbell will preach one Of his best
sermons upon the topic, What Man
ner Of Man is This?" The general
public is given a hearty invitation to
come.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25

Beatrice Whitelam Of Philadelphia,
five years, swan 800 yards Il in 10
minutes. That is not a record, but
it is probably the best record any
child anywhere near her age ever
made.
Josephine Hose of st. Louis com
peted in two mile course in the
Mississippi river against full grown
women and was among the leaders at
the finish
Il don't see a reason why any
healthy child Of their years cannot be
taught to duplicate their feats," said
L. Deb. Handley. Americas chief au.
thority on swimming.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25
Mofh,elr'sFfend.

The friend that the expectant mother
needs, brings peace Of mind, freedom
from worry and added comfort. Expe.
rienced women advise the use Of Moth.
er's Friend because 1t is SO perfectly
safe to use and has helped a host Of
expectant mothers to a happy, normal
existence during this very important
period. Mothers Friend, to be had at
any drug store, is an external treat
ment that relieves the tension upon the
cords and ligaments that come from
muscular expansion. II gently sooths
I he fine network Of nerves and brings
tIappy relief from abnormal pains, thus
creating comfort and contentment
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25
Services
at Local
Churches


There will be the regular services
tomorrow and Rev J. G. Snyder, the
pastor, will preach at both services
ii a M subject. ''The Trial Of Life
1880, my Impressions of the
Roundup" Sunday school. 10 a. m;
young peoples meeting, S:SO.
Strangers and visitors to the city are
cordially invited to our services.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25

Here are three little girls who have
interested audiences over the coun.
try this summer by their remarkable
feats in the water ANY one of them
and the youngest is less than five
years of age, can swim better than
most Of the men who think they
know all about the water.
Florence Mclaughlin of Philadel-
ph'a. is only eleven, but she not only
throws heavy men in the jiu jitsu
style Of wrestling, but she swan ten
miles in the Delaware river in 8
hours and 20 minutes. She is also
fancy diver and has performed feats
of life saving.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25
OLD.TIME REMEDY
MAKES PURE BLOOD

Purify your blood by taking
Hoods Sarsaparilla. This medi-
cine has been and still is the people s
medicine because of its reliable
character and its wonderful success
in the treatment Of the common dis
eases and ailments scrofula, ca
tarrh, rheumatism, dyspepsia, loss
of appetite, that tired feeling,
general debility.
Hoods Sarsaparilla has been
tested forty years. Get it today.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25
Last of Libby TunneIers Dies.

PHILADELPHIA, Sept. 24.-Gen-
eral Benjamin Franklin Fisher, who
was chief signal officer of the United
States Army during the civil war,
died. aged 81 years. He was the
last survivor of the 10 union soldiers
who tunneled their way out of Libby
prison and made their way back to
their own lines after great hardships
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25
Church of the Re,leemer

There will be a celebration OF the
Holy Communion at 1880 a m. Sun
day school at 10 a. m. Divine SER
vice and sermon at IL a. m. and 1880
D. m. All are cordially invited
Charles Quincy, rector.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25

E. Webb and Johnson streets. Ser
vices Sunday, IL a. m. and p. m
Sunday school, 10 a. m; Wednesday
s p. m. Subject Of lesson sermon,
Reality" The reading room at the
church is open daily, except Sunday,
from 2 until p. m.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25
naptist.

Bible school, 10 a. m; preaching
II a. m. Subject, "Glimpses OF
Heavenly Things b, Y, P. u, s:Se.
Subject shields Against Tempta-
tion." Preaching. 1890 Subject
"Where Is He?" E. r. Clevenger'
pastor.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25
DRESSMAKER LEAPS FROM
ITH STORY; MAY DIE

PORTLAND, Ore, Sept "a.
= After writing a note detailing
= business woes, Miss Edna Tur- I
= ner, 40, dressmaker, leaped
= from a fourth story window in I
. the Fieldner building, and fell I
. distance Of 50 feet and is prob
. ably fatally injured. The note
= was somewhat incoherent, indi-
= eating that she was mentally
= unbalanced.
. My trouble is all on account
= of people not wanting to pay
. for their sewing the note said
= in part.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25
Washington Wiqwaq'
BY GEORGE MARTIN


Mr.. Consul Charles Brissel brags
from Bagdad that the folks at Hillah
on the Euphrates are building houses
With bricks from the changing gar
dens of Nebuchadnezzar We know
of some men who have just built a
Temple of shame in the hanging
gardens" of Georgia.
Another Turkish tribe Consul Bris-
sci got acquainted with weaves
houses out of hair Can't you all
most hear Mrs Tenny Begun telling
hubby that she's just made his pet
camel over into "the eutest little
bungalow
And just think In summer they
can climb onto their cottage, ride
him to the seashore, kill him and
weave MIN into six rooms and a
bath.
The children can pick up a couple
of stray dogs along the way for a
new playhouse.
The barber of Bagdad doubtless
has made a vast fortune by this time
out of hair-lumber.
And just by way of friendly sug-
gestion, If Consul Brissell has any
little Brissels about, he had better
look to their safety.
Mr.. Consul Marsh at ottawa re-
marks that ottawa street cars are
equipped with clocks. Thank fortune
no self-respecting American street car
company would so sinfully waste
space on a clock when it might just
as we'll have the room to ram in an
other passenger.
Mr.. Consul Bob Honey writes that
Madrid merchants measure Spanish
wine by "Hectoliters," We think he
must mean "Hic-toliters,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25
Methodist.

Sunday school at 10 a. M; Ep-
worth League at $3.50; preaching at
il a. m. and 1890 p. m; morning
text, lisa. 41:10. Evening text, 2 Cor.
Sis! Chas. A. Hodshire, pastor.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25

A mortgage executed by Andrew
Swanson to F. NJ. Lockwood June ?,
1915, is partly released.
A mortgage executed by W. H.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25
It's a Bear

This expression may pass when used in
it's slang sense, but if intended for how it ac-
tualIy reads it would never fit the suit or coat
worn by man who buys
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-09-25

Mr.. Consul Bob Honey writes that
Madrid merchants measure Spanish
wine by "Hectollters" We think he
must mean "Hic-toliters
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03

round eno SolItuoo he Cfaveo.
cherished wedding" china, and his
big, shrunken frame shook with .
mans painful, fearless sobs.
His wife silently unclasped his
clsnched fingers from q letter which
bore the seal Of great corporation,
and as she swiftly scanned the few
curt lines It contained she walled
aghast:
20 Amos. It must be Q mistake! The
company wouldn't take your pen.
sion from you just because you are
able to earn little something extra,
now and then?"
ITS the new manager, Lucy" Amos
Rood responded DULY. Hes trying to
cut expenses. and no says It's no part
Of the company's policy to pension
ablsbodied men,"
| "Able-bodisd!" the little woman
echoed, with . hysterical laugh. II
gusss know what you suffer. Amos.
even On your best days. But don't you
worry. dsar-vs'l get old Dr.. Moore
to write that new manager Q iottss
that Will maize him ashamed q hin.
SELF"
1T wouldn't Do Q mite Of god,
Lacy" the man said. shaking Ais head.
he says he's got proof I can earn q
goel living II I'm . minA to-eut-rn
AFRAID I can't. I'm pretty good ct Ae.
URN. and when The merchants herr
ct their accounts ballsd up they're
apt 10 send for ne to straightsn EN-
out, but It's hard for . man Of my age
to get . steady Job. even II I could
keep II up day In and day out. Per
haps was foolish to snap up those
chances to add . little to our In.
come. And yet" he added with q
sigh, shat pension wasn't q very big
one for two people to live on"
| II should say 1t wasn't" agreed
Mrs. Rood vehemently. II call 1t pref.
ty doin's!" she went on fercely
Here's you all broken down, and all
those years your salary was so small
that though I've been as saving as !
knew how, we've Just managed to
pay for this place and put a few hun
dred dollars In the bank"
Wed never have done that much
II 1t hadn't been for you. Lucy" hel
husband said gratefully. You're &
master hand at contriving. But Il
amt the company's fault that I go
all crippled up with rheumatism, So,
I couldn't do NV work"
I'd like to know II It amt, Amol
Rood" she flashed. "rd like to know
II you want kept all those years Il
damp. underground ONCE and not a
lowed half the help you'd ought I,
have hed?"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03
The Nev
Manager
b Mary Basrsss Hosssrd

tce''risht m. s g A,'oe's''d Ia''ra1,
Nrs. Amos Rood was busting hap
ply about her neat kitchen. her pleas
ant face even more beaming than
usual s-
Amos 10 sixty years old today"
she explained to the milkman from
whom she bought q half-pint Of cream
besides the customary pint Of milk.
AN I'm goin' to get an extra nice
dinner"
The II o'clock whistle had sounded.
The peach meringue pie which was to
be the GROWING touch Of the feast had
been brought from the pantry and set
upon . side table; the roast chicken
was done to turn; the tomato bisque
was ready to pour into the tureen.
and az every housewife knows. toma-
to bisque will curdle II allowed to
stand.
Il do wish Amos would come" the
little woman futtered. "That cream O
tomato won't be fit to eat"
CHANGING uneasily out of the window
she started at sight Of curiously
familiar. yet unfamiliar. figure coming
slowly up the street. Sure that bowed,
bent old man could not be Amos! He
had never looked like that, even when
his rheumatism was at its worst. But
the next instant she had flung open
the door and was running down the
garden walk.
"Oh. what IL it-whet ails you,
Amos?" she cried, putting her arms
about him to help him up the steps.
Don't be scared, LUCY amt
SICK" the man said, with a brave at.
tempt at a reassuring smile.
But once under the shelter Of his
own roof. safe from prying or plying
neighborly eyes, Amos Rood broke
down altogether. Sinking into chair
he dropped his head upon the little
table, so gayly decked in honor Of the
day with tea-roses and heliotrope from
the garden beds, and Mrs. Foods
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03

What did he expect to do with his
arm. Run to the hospital with It to
have 1t sewed on!
Beaujon pursued his search, chuck
ling.
The east grew rosy and sweet, cool
breeze blew against him. The day
promised to be fine and clear. He was
glad Of that,
Jean always liked to lie hat on hie
back in an open field, staring up ut the
SKY with eyes that were ~ blue. Nine.
Wales was q German, and her eyes
were like her sons.
She wept because her sister had
boys in the German army. Her own
husband was . Belgian, and her sym
patty must 60 with him; and Jean.
her son-was he not lighting the nh
lans - well - his father?
But women took life hard.
He was sorry for women. He
thought again Of that fellow running
OF with his own arm before he col
lapsed. There was q saying in the
Bible, "As one whom his mother COM
forteth" The fellow had probably
started to run home to his mother.
She must be proud Of her big BOBBY.
He chuckled again.
He had forgotten that word which
had impressed him so strongly-that
word which would help him. He knew
It was important, but he had forgotten
It again.
He hummed a tune-a little, old,
Alsatian tune-as he continued his
search: the men whose faces he looked
at made no impression on him; he
only knew they were not Jean.
The sun flashed on the bayonets and
sabers lying about; 1t was pretty as q
sparkling sea.
He bent over body. Some instinct
made him rise and whirl about on his
heel.
He was face to face with one Of
the uhlans The German was on foot
Each man was but mirror Of the
other, so identical were their express
sions; each had believed himself alone
searching for a friend. They stared at
each other; they turned; they ran in
opposite directions as II pursued by
demons.
The fight was out Of both Of them.
Beaujon dropped his rife as he ran.
Horror was on his heels. He stumbled
and fell and lay as II dead, then
reached slyly for his rife.
As his hand gripped It he realized
that It must be another mans, for he
had dropped his own
He sat up and looked over the field.
The enemy had disappeared. He
turned his head, and there beside him
lay Jean. Il was Jeans rife he held.
He knew by the smile on Jeans face
that the lad was dead.
Only dead men were happy like
that; that II, the right sort Of dead
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03

men. not the kind who struggled to
get back 70 life.
Jeans blue eyes looked straight up
into the shy.
Bsaujoa touched the boys lace.
Il was still warm. Then Ae knew
hat pale star which blinksd ct him
and went out was Q signal from Jean.
He wished he could lie down beside
hin. bat 10 had promised to return.
Hs had been promoted for bravery,
this Beau5on. Who was the fellow
Bsanjon, Bsau3on. Beaujon. But he
had promised to get back to him. He
must mad Beaujon again.
He lifted Jean on his back and
started homeward. It was strange
that no was carrying Jeans rife in.
stead Of his own.
Il was q message that he must fight
for them both. He was grim but ex-
ultant as he strobe on. Where he had
killed one man before, now he would
kill two; It would be double the mum.
Der always. double for Jean.
Inc ground was uncertain and he
stumbled; then he realized he was
trampling over the dead with his
boots on. He laid Jean down and took
OF his boots. then lifted his friend
again and went on in his stocking
feet.
When he came into the city again
no one offered to help him, for Beau
Jon was giant in strength and he
bore Jean as though he had been a
girl.
He climbed the road and turned
into q small hotel.
Nine. Wales sat at the table with
the one guest left in the hotel; she
was having an extra cup Of coffee with
her and they were talking about the
| war.
Reaujon's figure flied the doorway
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03
Marssiesls Activities.

A diner IN . restaurant thought -
would have joke with the waiter. and
asked him II he had ever seen . aaus-
ase roll Say" said the waiter. 7
have not only sssn . sausage ron.
bat have seen . biscuit boz, table
Vpoon, . chimney sweep. . chain link.
. nose gay. a camera slide. garden
1snce. q sword fish and q wall flower. !"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03
Advsnity.

A high character might be produced.
I suppose. BY continued prosperity, but
1t has very seldom been the case Ad.
versity' however it may appear to be
our foe. is our true friend; and. sfter
. little acquaintance with it. we TO
ceive it as precious thing-the proph-
ecy OF a coming Joy. 1t should be
no ambition of ours to traverse a path
without a thorn or a stone.-Charles
II. Sturgeon.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03
Acme Of Endowment.


Jimmy. what would you do II you
was rich?"
"rd have pie fer dinner every day.
Anything else?"
Yes; I'd have . scoreboard In de
dining room. wit de butler marking
up de scores from all parts Of do coun-
try while eat"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03
Popular Russian bever.os.

A popular drink among the peas
ants OF Russia is called Quass. II -
made by pouring warm water over
rye or barley meal. It 10 . fermsntsd
liquor and Is very sour. but has ,ssn
used for years by these poverty.
stricken people.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03
We Conquered Nature.

Yes. gentlemen" said the geolo-
gist, the ground we walk on was
once under water Well" replied
the patriotic young man of the party.
1t simply goes to show that you
can't hold this country down"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03
Trapping Sparrow.

In England sparrows are trapped
with a sieve, one end held up by .
short stake to which a long string 10
tied. The trap is baited with bread
crumbs. oats or wheat The'birds are
permitted to eat the bait.untii a num-
Der have gathered under the sieve,
when the cord is pulled. removing the
stake and allowing the trap to fall
over the birds gathered under the
Sieve
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03
Reputation and Character

Reputation Is what men and wom-
en- think Of us; character Is what God
and the angels know Of us.-Thomas
Paine.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03

The b. lawrence river system 10 ~
hrgsst in Canada, and It IL proh>ble
that the water power available from it
u greater than that of any other river
IN Canada
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03
Life and Work,

/ must do my own work and live
my own life in my own way, because
I'm responsible for both.-Kipline.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03
Take Your Choice.

There are two kinds of pc
tnose who work for somebodl
ana those who have others v
Tor them You can be eithe'
you prepare to be. Take your .
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03
National Honor,

That nation Is worthless which does
,or joyfully stake everything on her
onor.--Schiller.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03

One-third Of the worlds supply OF
platinum is required in dentistry and
another third fer electrical purposes
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03
Failure.

The only failure a man ought to
fear 10 failure in cleaving to the pur-
pose he sees to be best-George
miot.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-03
Optimistic Thought

We may desriss he world. but We
cannot do without It.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-03
WORKING ONES WAY
THROUGH COLLEGE

Although the expenses Of sending a
boy or girl through college are stead
lily increasing, yet the number who
work their own way through seems
10 be gaining as fast or faster.
II is one of the fine things about
college life, that students who are
working their own way seem to stand
we'll socially. They may not get as
many invitations, simply because
they are carrying papers or driving
grocery wagons at times when their
classmates are hanging around the
society rooms making friends. But
no stigma attaches to work. Social
lines may divide their parents in
their home town But young peo-
pie are more generous than grown
ups, and are not apt to draw arbitrary
lines of distinction.
Young people who work their own
way get quite as much out or col
lege as anyone else. They may not
dtVullt VuitS dS hluSu VI thS SNN'"'
polish that comes from tea tables
and chapter houses. But they are
living a life of earnest effort. which
always brings reward.
The average college boy, financed
by generous father, can hardly be
said to live a life Of earnest effort.
He drills along In the regular goose
step, and can pass his marks without
any strenuous exertion. He does
put earnest effort into his athletics,
which has its value. But whether
running at top speed to reach first
base helps a boy tackle the hard
drudgery of supporting a family la
ter on. is an open question.
1t would seem as II the person who
has worked his way through college
were entitled, not merely to whatev-
err honors he may win on his s.ho
lastic standing, but to some special
mark OF distinction. Certainly his
achievement Is infinitely greater than
that of the student who has simply
used the tools which parents have
bought and paid for.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-03
INDUcEM EMIT

A colored woman poked her head
out of a window and yelled, "Wash'n-
ton Lafayette!"
There was no answer.
"Wash'n'ton Lafayette!"
A little kinky haired boy, black as
charcoal, put In an appearance on
the street.
rs dat you, Wash'n'ton Lafayette?"
"Yassum.
"Whar you bin? Bin playin' wild
dem white trash today?"
Nom"
HAS you studied yo' Bible today"
"Yassum."
Does You know what wus In Gen.
ussus?"
Nom"
Then you come right in var. Does
You expect dat yo' teacher'll give you
dat ticket to the oyster social at
'Neexer Chuch II you doan got that
vus puffect? Now you come in yer
and study yo' Bible 10 all comes out
dey an tans yo' hide!"-New York
Telegraph.