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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-04-17
BLACK HERE TO RUSH WORK
ON GRAIN EXCHANGE HOME

James Black. head OF the James Black
Masonry and Construction company OF
st. Louis. has arrived to look after the
erection OF the Omaha Grain exchange
building now going up at the corner o.
Nineteenth and Harvey streets. Mr.
Black asserts that the eight-story Grain
exchange building win be rushed TO COM
pietion with all possible speed and that
II will be one OF the best and most at
tractive buildings In the city
Work on the foundation is pretty we'll
along and the setting OF the steel and
the laying Of the brick will start within
the next few days
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-04-17
TELLS POLICE DOPE is
PEDDlED ON THE STREET

Joe sullivan. aged Is years. who escaped
from the city Jail last Monday after
being arrested for stealing a hairbrush
from the Yates Drug company. was re-
arrested Friday morning. Sullivan told
police officials that he had been using
morphine for two years He came here
from Kansas City. He also told the
police that he bought morphine every
day from two frequenters OF a lower
Douglas street pool hall whose names
the authorities have Sullivan was sen.
fenced 20 thirty days IN the county jail.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-04-17
UNl0NIST TO KEEP TAB
ON MEN WHO LEAVE TOWN

The sixth issue OF The Unlonist came
off the press this afternoon In Omaha.
This paper. edited by Max Dezettel, has
already received the endorsement OF
twenty-five labor unions In Omaha.
The paper this week advocates a system
of keeping a close check on every work.
ingman In the various building trades
who may leave Omaha in the days or
weeks now Immediately following the
outbreak OF the big buildlng-trades strike
in Chicago. IL advocates this in order
that the local unions may know what
men may or may not go TO Chicago 10
act as strike breakers In tho situation
there.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-04-17

THE HEART OF BLACKSTONE. Ry
Nanette Il. Paul ga Pp. 81. The Abing-
don Press.
The principles Of common law put into
simple language, to tho end that II may
appeal TO the average person and create
new respect for law as such. The
author Is a lecturer ON parliamentary
law. and the book Is at once logical and
easily understood.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-04-17
MANUFACTURERS TO MAKE
TRADE EXCURSION IN CARS

trade excursion IN street cars Il
planned by the Omaha Manufacturers
association. Next Thursday noon the
manufacturers and ladies are TO meet
al the Commercial club rooms propara-
tory 70 making this trip. After lunch
they viii start In street cars ard visit
numerous factories In the city. Details
Of the program are 20 be worked out
later.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-04-17
araItnr Coed vrsTl- Po..IbIs.

AZ long as one ~ on his feet. he can
work after fashion. no matter how
badly he feels. But you cannot do rood
Work-have ambition and energy. zen that
hfo Is worth living-Nith sluggish bowels
or torpid liver. Foley Cathartie Tablets
co away with that drowsy. duh. tired
feeling. They never grippe or cause
nausea. They're wholesome. cleansing
and healthfuI. Most satisfactory for
stout parsons. sold exsryvhere. --Advar.
stsemenL
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-04-17
THROWS STONES THROUGH
A WINDOW FOR REVENGE

Dragon Nitric. address the Bailey hotel.
was invited 20 leave the pool hali CON
Quoted ~ John Boizie. i2S South Thir-
teenth street. Tor creating a disturbsQoe.
and. to get even with the proprietor,
went 10 the rear OF the establishment.
where Boizie resides. and threw stones
through the window at Mrs. Bolkie. He
was arrested and fined SIS and costs In
police court.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-04-17

ESSENTIALS OF ENGLISH SPEECH
AND LlTERATURE. by Frank II. Vie
telly. Sis PIP. $50 Funk 4 Wagnells
company.
An outline OF the origin and growth OF
the language and its literature. with
chapters on the influence OF the Bible
the value OF the dictionary, and the use
OF the grammar In the study OF the Eng.
hsh language.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-04-17

DYwAYs AROUND SAN FRANCISCO
BAY. By w. y. Hutchinson. iS4 PIP. 81.
The Abingdon Press
In simple fashion the many hyways
around San Francisco bay are here de-
scribed. The author. an ardent lover OF
nature. brings 10 the reader all the charm
and majesty OF the open road. the rolling
field, the towering mountain and the
lofty sky.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-04-17
Strengthens sore Baekn.
Help KidneNa.

Take elk drops Of sloan's Imminent four
times day and apply 20 small OF back
II kills the pain- An druggists.-Adver-
tiEemeI
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
WILLARD DOES NOT
FAVOR SHORT BOUT

Frank Moran. through his decisive
Gefeat OF Jim C0ffey, has crowded a
Bit nearer to a bout with Jess Willard
That the title holder will agree to
meet Moran in a 10-rounds battle with
or without decision is quite unlikely.
Willard by no stretch Of Imagination
can be termed WhirlwiHd fighter In
order to win on points or knockout
inside 10 rounds the eonquerer Of
johnson would have to travel at a
pace far in excess of anything he has
shown to date.
In 20 OF 25-round contest Willard
would be in a position to wear down
his opponent in the slow, deliberate
manner characteristic of his fighting
methods. Some idea of Moran's abil-
ity over distance route can be gath
cred from the fact that he fought 20
rounds with Jack Johnson in Paris on
July 4, 1914 Although he lost the
decision on points the same would
have been true of Willard had his bat
tie with johnson in Havana last April
been limited to a similar number of
rounds
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
What healthy Nerves
Mean to You

A strong, vigorous nervous system
means health. strength and ability to
endure hardship and also to enjoy the
full pleasures OF life
The man with healthy nerves accom-
plishes greater tasks with less fatigue.
He has a clear eye, an active brain
and sound body He is enabled to
think better and work faster. He has
energy. With healthy nerves he can
overcome the hardest competition, be
successful and gain wealth.
The woman with healthy nerves Is
never listless. weak or hopeless; she
is not irritable she never suffers from
hysteria, she has q reserved surplus
of endurance. Healthy nerves will
prevent the sleepless mother, although
worn with care and nursing. from =
@break down" caused by her double
or treble duty. s.s
All men and women. who suffer
from these forms Of nervousness =
known as Neurasthenia-who have
gone to pieces who lack energy,
who have insomnia, who have sue
cumbed to nervous prostration or ner-
vous exhaustion, either mental or ply
steal, whose condition is one of irrf
table weakness, will find ready relief
and cure in the peculiar properties OF
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
HUMAN TONER GOES
TO NEW YORK YANKS

The tallest pitcher that ever graced
the center of any diamond has signed
a contract to pitch for the Yankees
for the season of 1916 He is the tall.
est player in baseball. Reference Is
made to Edward H.. Love, left handed
pitcher. better known in baseball on
the Pacific coast; as .sSlim Love, who
comes to the New York club via the
draft route from the Los Angeles
team. He Is 6 feet IL inches tall
Carl Weilman of the Browns, "Slim"
Sallee of the Cardinals, and Louder.
milk of the Browns will have 10 istan
in the rear when the subject of height
comes up for discussion newt summer.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
INTERMEDIATE CLUBS
TO PLAY BASKETBALL
THIS EVENING AT '.Y''
Tonight's Basketball.
s p. Washingtons VS.. Knights of
Kamehameha. Xxx Club VS.. Ell Globes.

!. Z 4.
The Y. NJ. c. A intermediate Bias.
ket-ball League will stage a double
header in the association games hal. at
s o'clock this evening. The Washing
tons will meet the Knights OF Kane
hameha in the first game, which will
be a contest between Chinese and Har
Waiian players. Honolulu is probably
the only place in the world where
these two races have or ever will meet
In basketball.
The Xxx Club and Ell Globos play
the second game and here 1t is the
Anglo-Saxon against the Portuguese.
The games will be sandwiched in be-
tween each other with halves alternat-
ing and there will be a continuous
performance for the spectators. No
admission will be charged and there
will be seats for all.
At 1880 there will be gym class
for members Of the intermediate de-
partment conducted by Physical Di-
rector Glenn Jackson. Calisthenics
win be featured. This. follows the gym
class for Service men which meats
from Z to 7:30. The Service Club,
open to all enlisted men who are
members of the Y NJ. c. A., meets at
.6:15 in Cooke hail and adiourns just
before the gym class.
The p, b. G.. reinforced by two or
three men from the Cosmopolitan
team of the senior league defeated the
II. a. G. in practise game last night
by score OF. AZ to Z. Werner Smith,
Joe Stickney, Lorrin Thurston, Rom
aid Higgins, Gordon Brown, Edric
Cooke, Douglas MacFie and r. 8.
Whitcomb played for the H. A. G..
while the P. B. C. used Joseph San
tos, Abel Rodrigues, o.. P. Soares and
John Comes from their own club and
p. ]. o'Sullivan, Ed Cannon and c..
c. Ramirez from the Cosmopolitans.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
MUCH INTEREST in
new YEARS RACE
PROGRAMONMAlJI

That the races and other sporting
events scheduled to come off on New
Years Day will be the most exciting
ever witnessed ON Maui is TO axag-
geration. The managers of all the
plantations On Central Maui are lend
ing a helping hand to make the meet
a huge success. Men, mules, carts
and trucks have been placed at the
service of the promoters of the races,
and the road leading to the track as
well as the track itself is beng put
in excellent condition.
Great interest is being shown in the
coming events. and many entries in
the various races are steadily. pouring
in In each of the two Japanese races,
Nos. and 3. there are already seven
entries, and in the novelty race nine
entries, three of which are H. Al. Bald
wins Frances b, Senator B, and a
third horse. Then there is DR. Fitz-
gerald's Eopra, Chas. Lucas Harvest
er, Louis Warren's Umpqua, Kia's
Stills and w. A. Clarkis EdHrn.
Fifteen contestants are expected to
enter the 10Th event, the roping con-
test Only six calves will be let loose
at one time, so as to prevent mixnp.
The foot race and fat mans race
promise TO be extremely exciting, and
il is claimed several well known eiti-
zens. both lean and fat. are quietly
preparing themselves for the contests
by jldieious training Maui Weekly
Times.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
henry WHITE HAS
HIGH SCOREFOR
BOWLING SEASON
". n. C. A. Bowline league.

Last nights match Nationals 2,
Cosmos L.
Today at i p. m.-Hawaiian Trust
Company VS.. Trent Trust Company.
Henry White bowled the best game
OF the year in league match last
evening at the Y. NJ. G.. A. Starting
with three straight strikes, then two
spares five strikes and a spare. White
emerged with q gao game, which is
liable to be the record for the season.
This is seven pins better than Trep-
tow's high score Of two weeks ago,
and six pins ahead OF Yap's mark
which won the high score prize last
season.
The Nationals took two out of three
games in the match, although they
were beaten Is pins In total pinfaH.
The first game was won by the Cos
mos, 500 to $50. The second game,
showed the Nationals victorious by the
same figure, although the Cosmos
rolled 775. AS has been the case in
many matches recently, the rubber
game was anybOdy's until the CLOSING
frame. The Nationals finished with q
rush and won out S34 to 814
A curious feature of the match was
the fact that the winning team score
was S33 in two games and 834 in the
other. White not only took high score
honors, but high average as well. HiA
mark of 1870 keeps him well up in the
list of high average men for the sea-
son.
Young High for Winners.
For the third time Al. T. Youna was
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13

take care OF the snapper hack job.
Bill lnman. who was q tower OF
strength to Punahou. viii be stationed
at one guard. and Carter. an ex-
Mckinley hero, will play the other
guard. Moore, former Punahon and
Town Team player. will take care OF
one tackle with Parker at the other
position.
AT the wing positions Rosa viii have
two players who have been playing
real games this year with the College
Of Hawaii. II Is expected that the two
stars will play with the Guard team
as soon as the league schedule is COM
pleted. Stafford Austin and Gordon
Brown will be the end representatives.
At quarter DR.. Peden. coach OF the
College of Hawaii and q former Penn
sylvania star. will run the team. Pc
den has displayed q lot OF good foot
ball ability this year and should get
bunch OF pep into the contests.
In the baekheld BIZ Rosa, one Of the
leading football players Of the city
and q former star at Mckinley. will
be back in harness. and with the other
stars should make Il interesting for
any team on the island Lionel Brash
of the Hawaii team. and one Of tho
best men in throwing the forward pass
in the city, VIII also work IN 1t half
back Hart. member Of the Town,
Team who made good record. and An
Mong, ex Kamehameha player. win be
stationed back OF the line.
In the practise game with PlnahOu
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13

One OF the best football attractions
OF the year is being staged at Alex.
ander field this afternoon when the
College Of Hawaii and Punahou are
battling in the first contest which
started at 1880. In the second ARRAY,
Mckinley will attempt to duplicate
the victory Of last Saturday when
they won from Kamehameha by 8
points. The second game Is SEIZED.
auied TO start at O'Clock
The recent attitude OF the Kameha.
meha students In changing the loca.
ton OF the game TO Alexander field,
has been favorably commented upon
by q number of the football fans of
the city Naturally Kan would have
had some advantage on their own
gridiron. and the spirit shown by
Capt. Booth and the members OF the
faculty win do much TO raise the
Htandard OF clean sport In the city.
Maccauphey Consents.
Mr.. MacCaughey OF Mckinley High
school at first opposed the idea Of
scheduling two games, but. he readily
iconsented to the arrangement when
.it was found that It would be for the
hest interest of the sport in the com
immunity. + Il pleasing to note the atti-
,fude taken BY Coach Midkin and Pu-
nahou players, and the ready consent
OF DR.. Peden, w. T. Alexander and
stafford Austin to lay aside any priv
ate opinions they might have in order
to benefit the crowds who wished to
witness the contest
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
SENSAPERSA

These wonderful little tablets con-
tain no mercury or other injurious
drug. They act like magic. The bright
eye, the elastic step, the clear and act
i've brain, the courage and strength
and comfort they impart are noted al
most from the first day they are taken.
One box of Sensapersa will do a
great deal of good, the fun course
treatment of six boxes is guaranteed
to give absolute satisfaction or the
money will be refunded
The proprietors earnestly ask for
every sufferer to give Sensapersa
good fair trial at their risk Don't
delay, commence today. Sold by
Chambers Drug Co, HOLSTER Drug
CO., Honolulu Drug Co., or sent post.
paid for 81 per box or 6 boxes for S..
THE BROWN EXPORT CO.,
Dept Is, IA Cortlandt St, New York,
Dept. 1914 Cortlandt, ST., New York,
N. Y,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
SIGNAL HONOR FOR
LOCAL BOY AT LEHlGH

Alfred zap, sen of Mr.. William zap
Kwai Fong of the Bank of Hawaii, has
been elected captain of the freshman
baseball team of Lehigh university
ME-. Yap entered the university after
completing the tour with the All-Chi-
snese baseball team. His election TO
the position of leader of the baseball
forces. of his class is distinct honor
and he is probably the first American
of Chinese blood to hold a university
.captaincy the first year in college
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
ran SPORTS FoR coLuMslA

Ten branches of sport instead of
caiisthenics only will engross the at
tention of Columbia University stu
dents taking physical education this
term. Rowing, baseball. football, SOC
Ger, basket ball. track, handball, swim
ming and life saving. boxing and gym
nastics will be taught as part of the
regular required work The new ath-
letic policy was undertaken to aid
students and build up Columbia teams.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
AMERICAN LEAUGE
PLAYER Tied Won Lost Runs ]
CLEVELAND Is NATIVE
CITY OF FRANK MORAN

Frank Moran, who. will likely be
the next heavyweight to meet Jess
Willard. is not native of Pittsburg
after all.
81 was born at Lake and Alabama
avenues, Cleveland, Ohio, March Is,
1887, says Moran Il went to Pitts
burg in 1892 and have lived there
most of the time was in the navy
four years. My parents are Irish. My
father was born in County Mayo and
my mother at Cashel, Tipperary.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
H0N0L ULU YACHT CT UB
TO GIVE BE EFT DANCE
At Walk ltI TONIGHT

There win be benefit dance this
evening at the 0utrigger Club given
by the Honolulu Yacht Climb to raise
funds for the purchase OF six-oared
sliding seat barge to replace the barge
Pulinene which was wrecked In the
regatta races The Honolulu Yacht
Club has always taken a deep inter
est in aquatic SPORTS and the mem.
beers of the club and the many friends
are expected to be in attendance this
evening
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
sT.,JoHrs CLAIMS 4 REcoRo

ST. Johns Military Academy o. Wau-
kesha, Wis, made what is believed to
be national record football score
against Platteyille School of Mines.
The finaf tally was 40 to O.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
KILEANE, NO LONGER IDOL
or FIGHT FANS IN EAST

Johnny Kilbane has ceased to be a
drawing card The listless exhibitions
of the featherweight champion and his
practise of picking pugilistic lemons
has soured the fight fans. Even in his
home territory he has become unpopu
lar and Johnny faces the alternative
of fighting some one over the 2n-round
decision route in the very near future
or losing all of his former prestige.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
WHITE Sox NOT COMING
!. e.. ... WEST NEXT YEAR

The Chicago American League will
establish a training camp in Florida
next spring instead of making the
annual trip to California. Ocalo,
town half way between Jacksonville
and Tampa, probably will be the
place chosen for the camp.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
KING LEAR BEANS DoDGER,
BUT PASSES UP THE CIGARS

King Lear, the college twirler with
the Cincinnati Reds, paid a visit tc a
carnival show in Munice, Ind, where
they were Offering three cigars to
any one hitting negro with his head
through a hole in the canvas. Lear
beaned the black three times and
knocked him out The King, however,
refused to smoke the cigars.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
Famous Yacht DESIGNER Dead.

Michael Ratsey, the veteran yacht
designer, who created the first British
chailengers for the Americas cup and
likewise the schooner Cambria, which
defeated James Gordon Benefits
Dauntless in the famous race from
to New York, died recent
ly at Observation-Disclosures.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
r. I. MURRAY WlCL PLAY
TENNIS WITH EAsTERNERs

Robert Lindley Murray. the young
lefthanded tennis player of Palo Alto,
Cal, who scored success in his ten
mis- games in the East last year, has
Joined the ranks Of Eastern tennis
players.
He ranked fourth in the national list
or players last year and won the New
England and Metropolitan champion
ships.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13

]. E. O'Brien, former Cornell oars
man, is directing the work Of seven
Cornell varsity Fights, while John
Hoyle Is looking after the training OF
ZOE freshmen. Coach Charles e. Court
ney is expected to take charge of the
candidates early next year. He is
slowly recovering from the effects Of
his fab and an injury to his head at
Poughkeepsie last June.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
Veteran crleket PLAYER Dead,

DR.. william Gilbert Grace, the ia.
nous cricketer, is dead. He was 67
years old.
DR.. Grace played on English cricket
teams against Australian ericketers
for many years continuously. He also
wrote on this sport, among his publ.
cations being "Cricketing Reminis,
cences and Personal Recollections."
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
JOHN POE, Ex-PRINcEToN
HERO, rs KILLED IN WAR

Joe Prentiss Poe, Jr., famous
Princeton football player of the '90s,
was killed last month while fighting
as British private along the French
border line. Poe was one of the best
known of the Princeton alumnus.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
WILSON TO SEE ARMy-NAvy
GAME.

WASHINGTON, d. c.. Nov. Is. -
President Wilson yesterday accepted
the inyitatiop 10 De present when the
Army, as represented by the West
Pointers, and the Navy representa-
tives from Annapolis meet on the grid
iron for football honors in New York
on November 81.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13

One of Cincinnati's office buildings
is supplied with an excellent emergen
cy hospital. ~
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
Many Stars To Play On
National Guard Squad

Manager Fred Wchman and Captain Bill Rosa Have Gathered
Together Many Players of NOtePrelminary Scrimmages
Show Strength in All Departments of GameGames to Be
Scheduled With Best Teams in 0ahu-Guard Team Makes
Good Showing Against Plnahou in Practise
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13
1aE6g!.g!lii!lllSi s., R AS, &l|Sportb
Mex -Kamehamehai III
Game To Start At 3 P. M.

Double Header Featured at Alexander Field This Afternoon
College of Hawaii and Punahou Are Struggling in First Con-
test-Resut of Second Game May Decide Test in Race for
Championship Kan Must Win Today to Keep in Race
for Honors.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13

Napihaa tcapO .s...... Austin (capt)
Mr.. Blowers of Mills school viii be
referee; Lieut. Charles Lynn, umpire,
and Mr.. Whitcomb. field judge.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-13

BY a vote Of 2S to s, the Australian
assembly defeated q motion proposing
elective ministries.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-10
HAD TWO oUESSES

whats the trouble, John?"
t'Why, sir, here's a note from Mr..
Mahlstick in which he tells me that
he is OF on a little trip and he wants
me to send his drawing materials
along"
'Well, isn't that plain enough?"
Hardly, sir. / don't think, sir, that
you know Mr.. Mahlstick. 1 don't
know whether to send his paints and
brushes OF only corkscrew."
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-10
A MILD PROTEST

A MILD PROTEST
Pearls of laughter came from the
presidents room as the secretary
stepped out: ~
'Mr. Green is too busy to see you at
present." said the secretary politely.
I'm soTy," said the man who
called on business, viii you go back
and tell Mr., Green that I've got two
stories just as good as the one he's
heard, if he'll let me in to tell them?"
Detroit Free Press.