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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15
AS others See US.

The genial professor stood on the
hotel veranda, the center of group
of young people, when the office door
opened and the business man from
Boston hurried down the steps for
his usual morning walk.
"Ah, good morning." beamed the
professor. GLORIOUS morning for a
walk, isn't it?"
ooh, yes, certainly-very nice, yes,
indeed" replied the other, absently.
Then, stopping suddenly. as if arrest
ed by the compelling warmth of the
greeting, he called out, ooh, by the
way, professor, here's my Transcript
thought you might like to look at it.,
you know! Never mind returning it
when you're through, for I've finished
it. Oh, that's all right. You're quite
welcome, I'm sure. Say, read that
editorial on the tariff! It's got the
whole situation in nutshell. Well,
good morning! It is a nice day, isn't
it,"
The spectators watched with amuse-
ment as the professor carefully folded
the paper and put it in his pocket
beside it's exact counterpart.
81 couldn't explain to him that I
already had one" he remarked.
thoughtfully. 1T would have deprived
him of so much pleasure, and" he
added, as if to himself, ''he has so
little. Youths Companion.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15
worlds Debt to Humorists.

Ceryantes, the great Spaniard whose
enic humor has made the lean ng'
nre of half-crazed knight a synonym
for laughter and tears throughout the
world. the genius who gave the Worid
in Sancho Panza comic ngure SO m
tensely human that It deserves -
rgnk with shakespeare's immortal Gre
: In ~ Sir John Falstaff, he, too. had
:. sermon to preach against silly 70.
,oanticis,n and the foolish tales OF
chivalroas adventures.
Go through the list the humorls.
rho wrote with the mere idea OF AT
fording diversion and with no though'
~ . deeper message is the one whose
work soon grows obsolete. The great
art,sts feel the obligation of their gen
ms +, they hold a great instrument
in their hands. they use II lor noDls
ends and their work lives after tnela
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15
MAN WHO CAN DO THINGS is IN
DEMAND.

When Mayor Mitchell Of New York
was discussing Colonel Goethals, who
has won worldwide renown for his
mastery construction of the Panama
canal. for the head of the police de-
partment, he said he wanted the big
gest man in America for the job.
The man who is in most demand
everywhere today is the man who can
do things, the man with vigorous
initiative and the quality of fine lead
ership, the man who can create some
thing, the man with resourcefulness.
the man of productive power.
There are plenty of men who can
do routine work, who can follow pre-
scribed lines, carry out in detail a
program which others make. but the
man of original force, of constructive
energy, who can get out of the beaten
track and blaze away for others is as
rare as he is valuable.
There is always big premium on
the man of original ideas, progress
size methods, the man of productive
force. the thinker. There is an adj
.vertisement up at the door of every
house of human endeavor for such a
man. Great business concerns are
ACQUIRING the country for men of this
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15
ENGLISH VILLAGE A MODEL
ABOUT as sinless as Is Likely to Be
Found in This Wicked Old
Abode Of Men.

A sinless village has been fonnd IN
england. It is Blackwell, snug little
colllery town in the Derbyshire hills.
where the solitary policeman enioys a
perpetual holiday. The last incumbent
LETT from sheer boredom. The man
ager of the collieries is a born leader
OF men, and this, combined with the
TACT that he can dimiss all evil-doers
at Will, practically the whole popula-
ton being employed at the colliery. is
the secret of his power. At the model
clubhouse the main army of the vii
layers can be seen around the model
bar arranged by the manager, who
does not object to drink in modera.
ton. He selects the brands of whisky
and beer for the consumption Of his
flock. Over the bar are notices re-
questing patrons not to swear or gam
Die. There is ballroom, and here
the youth of Blackwell trip decorous
measures, for Blackwell has no use
for the tango or other modern dances.
or, for that matter, for modern dress.
There is also in the building two we'll
equipped baths, so that cleanliness
ranks among the villagers many vir-
tues. Blackwell has also excellent
cricket and football grounds. In the
cricket building is a battered straw
hat, the relic from Blackwell's one
lapse from grace. It was the only hat
out Of fifteen that returned when a
party of holiday-makers left Black
well to spend day in London.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15
SAGE TEA DARKENS GRAY
HAIR TO ANY SHADE. TRY 1T!
Keep Your Locks Youthful, Dark,
Glossy and Thick With Garden
Sage and Sulphur.

When you darken your hair with
Sage Tea and Sulphur, no one can
tell, because it's done so naturally, SO
evenly. Preparing this mixture,
though, at home is mussy and trouble
some. For so cents you can buy at
any drug store the ready-to-use tonic
called "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Hair Remedy" You just dampen a
sponge or soft brush with it and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a time. BY morn
ing all gray hair disappears. and, after
another application or two, your hair
becomes beautifully darkened, glossy
and luxuriant. You will also dis
cover dandruff is gone and hair has
stopped falling.
Gray, faded hair, though no dis
grace, is sign of old age, and as we
all desire youthful and attractive APP
pearance, get busy at once with Wy
eth's Sage and Sulphur and look years
younger. Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15
iTI[D CROSS.
FF[VER|SH, SICK
uofher! If tongue is
NJ lated. give California
'''' Syrup of Figs"

,,o this fruit laxative"
nli lS,ns lV else cleanses the tender
d r9 d liver and bowels so nicely.
ppl Ia, i simply will not stop playing
tblu . DO, bowels, and the result is
,''P 9s,o 'nH tightly clogged with
NJ OS aSar gets sluggish, stomach
DE . a,r' YOUR little one becomes
o. s ,D feverish, don't eat.
90 Da act naturally, breath is bad,
sP u ."Il of cold, has sore throat,
esl ~, aobe or diarrhoea. Listen,
ra' Spe If tongue is coated, then
I'A'l' .ssspoonful of California
90 I, q Figs Figs" and in a few hours S''n al. all
Wv soDstipated waste sour pile ana
ss s.rt food passes out OF the sys-
'a s.S YOU have a we'll child again.
ls,' ann Of. mothers give California
lu' " Figs" because it is perfectly
wy lY,Ss. children love it, and it new
' .n. 70 act on the stomach, liver
d boVels' IN ,on+ ho++,o
/, california q, Syrup of Figs" which
!, MI directions for babies, children
+, n sges and for grown-ups plainly
~,t.d on the bottle. Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15
aLTS IF BACKACHY OR
KIDNEYS TROUBLE YOU
81 Less Meat If Your Kidneys Aren't
Acting Right or If Back Hurts or
Bladder Bothers You.

When YOU wake up with backache
ni dull misery in the kidney region
tuneraIly means you have been eat
g TOO much meat, says a well-known
minority. Meat forms uric acid which
networks the kidneys in their effort
hitter it from the blood and they be-
nne sort of paralyZed and loggy.
When your kidneys get sluggish and
dog you must relieve them like you
nieVe your bowels; removing all the
Mys urinous waste, else you have
Gkache, sick headache, dizzy spells;
wr stomach sours, tongue is coated,
md when the weather is bad you have
ieumatic twinges. The urine is
cloudy, full of sediment, channels oft
60 get sore, water scalds and you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
tines during the night.
Either consult a good, reliable physi-
can at once or get from your pharma-
dt about four ounces Of Jad Salts;
aie a tablespoonful in a glass of
'ater before breakfast for a few days
nd your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
led Of grapes and lemon juice, COM
lined with lithia, and has been used
I generations to clean and stimulate
lgglSh kidneys. also to neutralize
NldS in the urine so it no longer irri-
sRS, thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is a life saver for regular
neat eaters. 1t is inexpensive, cannot
Vare and makes a delightful, effer.
scent Whitewater drink.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15
Nav Make Potash From Sugar Reets.


American manufacturers are casting
their eyes about for sources from
which to make potash, the imports OF
which have ceased. Potash is found
in a great bed of salts at Stassfurt
Prussia. and is made also by leecnlng
the ashes of land plants, the ashes OF
sugar beets from molasses residues
and the publications of sheep STUNT.
In years gone by large qantities
were made from the ashes of stumps
in the Michigan pine forests. but this
was found to contain much common
salt. The pure Prussian potash came
along about the time the Michigan
source was exhausted.
The Scientific American says there
must be an opportunity for the devel-
onment of potash manufacture as q
byproduct of the beet sugar industry.
prof. Uri Lloyd believes the crude mo-
lasses of the South contains an album
dance of potash.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15
A BulPs-eye.

e. Berry Wall said at dinner in
New York:
''Woman's dress nowadays is beau
tiful- beautiful but shocking. The
slashed skirt, to be sure, has disap-
peared-but it has only disappeared
to make room for the lace panel.
"A stupid greenhorn of butler
scored bull's-eye unconsciously the
other day.
rs Mrs. Blame in?' late caller
asked him.
Eyes, sir; she's in said the butler,
but she amt at home, sir. She's up
stairs undressin' for dinner dance. /"
Washington Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15
Too Reminiscent.

Miss Jennie did not seem to like
my song at all"
NO wonder, when she has tele-
phone job
what has her job to do with my
singing?"
VERY much. when you selected, I
Hear You Calling Me-"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15
LOOK YOUR BEST
A to Your Hair and Skin, Cuticura
Will Help You. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify the
Ointment to soothe and heal. These
fragrant super-creamy emollients pre-
serve the natural purity and beauty
of the skin under conditions which,
il neglected, tend to produce a state
Of irritation and Disagreement.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15
Why Men Swear.

Georgia Wood Pangborn, writing q
story in the Womans Home CompaA-
ion, says of one of her characters:
He's a man, and can't cry, so 10
has to say damn
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15
Very Likely.

wonder why it is that the man
!, marries in haste is usually sup
rpd to repent at leisure?"
rpDcsuse that kind of man wouldn't
.rs brains enough to do it all at once,
4wurSe."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15
AcceIeratinu the jump,

II seems quite the fad nowadays
W players to jump from organized
"seoaLF to the Federal league
Yes It appears that a fat con.
D'C' makes fine springboard."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15
After the War.

The manufacture of wooden legs is
a useful industry, but extraordinary
activity in their production is not a
sign that the world is industrially
prosperous.-Kansas City Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15

Love sometimes induces woman
to be miserable with the wrong man
rather than be happy with the right
one.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15

n YIk0WN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
In A Srd n Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Sg E Ssu Ut Granulated Ryelids; No Smarting-
Ena8 vomIort Write for Book of the Eye
-44 tIee. Murine Eye Kennedy Co. ChtcaRo.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15

m Fitting Ejaculation.
mere that n'4n fellow has sent
Can you beat it?"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15

There are lots of people who speak
twice before they think.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-01-15

From Mans Standpoint.
What is chaos, par"
1T is about the third stage in thak
disease known as housekeeping.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-11-05

Each year since the fair was first
inaugurated, the Red Cross tent has
been feature that has added to the
comfort and safety of those who have
visited the fair grounds, and each
year the fair management has been
fortunate in having at the head of
the Red Cross work, Mrs. Frank Dill
lard, a graduate nurse, and one who
has had much experience in public
work, as well as the alienation of
suffering.
This year the Pensacola Equal
Suffrage League established the Red
Cross tent at. the fair grounds,
equipping it for the Red Cross serv-
ice, and Mrs. billiard, ardent in suf-
frage work, as she is in other lines
of humanitarian work, was the logi-
cal head for this service, for which
she volunteered. So, while the Pen
sacola Equal Suffrage League estab-
lished the Red Cross tent, it is to Mrs.
billiard that the work is due, and she
has been enabled to render some
splendid service, during the fair, and
has been given assistance in the work
by her husband, Mr.. Frank billiard,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-11-05
THREE SPLENDID FEATURES OF
THE ESCAMBIA COUNTY FAIR

U. S. M. c., and several members of
the suffrage league and others in
terested in the Red Cross movement.
Adjacent to, and working with the
Red Cross tent, is detachment OF
Boy Scouts. Under the assistant
Scout Master Morris Lichten, num-
Der of the Scouts have been detailed
for duty, Warren King, being officer
of the day, on the date the Boy
Scouts were visited by Journal rep
preventative, with James Barker,
Ed Collins, Will DAILY, Oliver Will
liams, and Frederick Gilmore as
aides.
The Boy Scouts have served the
fair association and the public in
many ways, not only through their
splendid services rendered in con-
nection with the Red Cross work, but
also as an information bureau. Dur
ing the races Mrs. billiard and two
of the scouts have been at the grand
stand each day to render services, If
necessary.
In the agricultural building is the
farm kitchen where, Miss Lonnie Lam
drum, home demonstration agent for
Escambia county is in charge, and
here she not only is demonstrating
what can be done in the way of can
ming and preserving, by the girls of
Escambia county, who make up its
canning club, but she is showing what
may be done to equip farm kitchen,
and make it, at practically no outlay,
place of convenience and SANTA
,, ton, instead of disorder and germ
breeding.
There is an iceless refrigerator, a
freless cooker, homemade rat-trap,
homemade sink, and many other
conveniences, which anyone may have
for the expenditure of little effort.
Yesterday Miss Landrum demonstrate
ed in marmalades, and today she will
give a demonstration in the making
of jellies. Miss Landrum will tell
you, too, of what the canning club
stands for, if you will stop for a
moment to talk with her.
The purpose of the work is better
living. The girls are taught to ac-
complish their projects with materials
which can be had on the average
farm. All the useless frills which
were criticised in the old cooking
schools are left out. The girls and
women are taught those things which
will make the better wives and
mothers.
The following program is an ex-
| ample of the work that is done
through the canning clubs: Cooking
lessons, bread-making; removing
stains, cleaning silver and glassware;
cooking lesson, soups and salads;
lcanning, jelly 6er.@istration; lecture
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-11-05

piled to the abdominal muscles. gently
rubbed in by your own hand guided
by your own mind. It makes the muscles
plant, they expand quite naturally and the
effect upon the nerves is such that they adj
just themselves to the process Of expansion
SO that pain from this source Is almost elimi.
mated. Women who use Mothers Friend"
refer to the absence Of morning sickness, they
are relieved of a great many minor dis
tresses. all apprehension disappears and those
peculiar nervous ..fdgets" no longer disturb
the nights. 1t is well named Mothers
Friend" Get bottle today Of any drug.
gist Then at once write for most enter.
tanning and instructive book for all prospec-
tive mothers. Address Brad1eld Regulator
Co, 7o5 Lamar Bldg. Atlanta, Ga.
This book explains the physical action Of
''Mother's Friend" tells why it enforces
strength to the muscles and relieves undue
strain. It also contains letters Of experience
from many happy mothers. 1t is just such
a handy little book as every woman win at
once recognize as just what she had always
wished to read.plaln facts about hersen.
The book is mailed free to any address.
Write for it today.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-11-05
MRS. BONACKER RETURNS
AFTER PLEASANT TRIP.

Mr.. and Mrs. C.. S. Bonacker have
returned from Tampa, where they
have been the guests of Mr.. Bonack-
er's brothers, Messrs. John HI. and
Wesley R. Bonacker, and their fam
lilies.
Mr.. w. A. Bonacker and daughter,
Miss Dora Bonacker, are expected to
arrive this evening to be the guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. Bonacker, and they
will be Joined here later on by Mrs.
w. A. Bonacker and daughter, Alice
Claire, who have been spending the
summer in Michigan.
While in Tampa, Mrs. Bonacker
spent some time with Mrs. r. e.
Ellis, press chairman Of the Florida
Federation Of Women's clubs. Mrs.
Bonacker is editor of the Pensacola
press department of the Florida Fed
Grafton, which will be resumed in
The Journal next Sunday, and will
carry federation news regularly dur
ing the winter. The Journal is one
of six newspapers in the state, which
will carry official news of the fedora
ton during the winter.
While in Tampa, Mr.. Bonacker at
tended the convention of the Scottish
Rites Masons, and had the unique
honor Of assisting in giving them
their degrees in this order.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-11-05

on the beautiful and sanitary home;
demonstration of fancy and CONNER
cial packs and packages; cooking les
sion, school and picnic lunches; simple
stitches and their application; prac-
tice; judging exhibits; lecture on Ia
Dor saving devices in the farm home,
how to make and use them.
When agents go to a home or to
meeting to give a demonstration,
they use such materials as are avail
able in that community or home.
These are the materials with which
the women and girls usually work.
The demonstration is thus thoroughly
impressed upon their minds, because
they see what can be done with the
very material with which they come
in contact daily.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-11-05
STAG SUPPER PLEASANT
JOINT CELEBRATION.

Mr.. Ernest Amos and Mr.. Angus
McKinnon, formerly of Pensacola, but
who are now residing in Birmingham,
recently entertained a few of their
friends at a stag supper at one of the
hotels in Birmingham, the occasion
being the birthday of both of the
young men.
Among those who enjoyed their
hospitality were: Messrs. William
Freeman, Herman Funston, Julius
Arlington, Charles Dunn, Robert
Long, and Charles Stinson.
1t was an interesting coincidence
that the birthdays of the two hosts
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-11-05
Help Your Body
To Resist Disease

II ind Foley Cathartic Tablets to
be the most delightful cleansing cath
artic have ever taken. They are
just the thing" G. w. Robson,
Wichita Falls, Tex.
Use Foley Cathartic Tablets to CO.
operate with nature in her efforts to
resist disease. They keep your bow
els regular and active, and they pre-
vent poisons from lodging in your in
festival tract, thence being absorbed
by your blood into your system. They
relieve constipation over night.
There Is no unpleasant nausea or
gripping In the use Of Foley Cathartic
Tablets. Instead, there is freedom
from headaches. biliousness, sluggish
dull feeling and nervous irritability.
There Is for you energy and ambition.
ability to enjoy your work and your
pleasure. They relieve the unpleas-
ant, gassy. full feeling. and give you
comfortable clean feeling instead
Stout people do SO enjoy them.
D'ALEMBERTE'S PHARMACY.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-11-05
OFFICERS OF U. d. C.
ELECTED.

OFFICERS OF U. d. C.
ELECTED.
At an enthusiastic meeting of the
United Daughters of the Confederacy,
held Wednesday afternoon at the biv-
ouac, the following members were
elected:
Mrs. Dan Sheppard, president.
Mrs. H. B. Allison, first vice presi-
dent.
Mrs. Frank d. Tracy, secretary.
Mrs. c. Thiesen, treasurer.
Mrs. Bessie Wilson, historian.
Mrs. R. Pope Reese, registrar.
All of these executive heads were
reelected, with the exception of the
former secretary and historian, Mrs
r. F. Mitchell and Mrs. Jessie R
Davis, who, having already served
two years, were Ineligible to re-elec-
ton, as the rules of the local organi-
cation preclude an extension of office
over the two-year administration.
Mrs. Mitchell and Mrs. Davis have
both served the U. d. c., not only in
a most efficient way but most unset.
fishly and faithfully, and the members
of the u. ID. c., in welcoming ,theil
appreciation for the services rendered
the organization by Mrs. Mitchell anf
Mrs. Davis.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-11-05
MEETING NEW CITY
THIMBLE CLUB.

One Of the pleasantest of recent
meetings of the New City Thimble
club was that at which Mrs. w. G..
Milligan entertained, with fourteen
members present and three visitors.
A short business session was held and
the remainder of the afternoon spent
most delightfully."-, with dainty re-
freshments served before the depar-
ture 70 the guests.
A friendship letter was written
Mrs. w. w. Richards, member of
the club, who is visiting her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Charles ]. Mayes, in San
Diego, California.
The next meeting will be held at
the home of Mrs. w. w. Walker.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-11-05

FAINT. And for this
reason every one
should remember that
whatever Is done to
aid the mother. to re-
lieye her of distresses
during her trying
months, will surely be
Of marked benefit to
the child.
Among the sterling
aids Is a splendid ex-
ternal remedy known
as Mothers Friend"
1t Is what is called an
ernhpnrafian II Ia an
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-11-05

lions. had fainting spells, bloated,
and could hardly stand the pain in my
left side. My husband insisted that /
try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, and I am so thankful / did,
for / am now a well woman. ] sleep
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Since we guarantee that all testimo-
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If you are i'll do not drag along until
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Write to Lydia e. Pinkham
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read and answered by q woman
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TOTHANK w. o. w.

TO-THANK w. O. w.
Mrs. Carrie Eldridge wishes to
thank the Woodmen of the World for
a box containing sixty smaller boxes
Of cakes, sent by them as gift to the
children of the Pearl Eagan Home.
She also wishes to thank Mrs. j. HI.
Pierpont for clothing for the children.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-11-05

should have fallen on the same date,
and the fact that they were in the
same city at the time of this anniver-
sary added much to the pleasure of
its celebration.