Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1915-01-14
REFORMING MOTHER
BY HAROLD CARTER.


People say it's all right for chill
dren TO love their father better than
their mother. ] don't know whether
that's 10. and Of course we are very
fond Of mother. But father 10 simply
q dear!
He understands everything before
we begin 20 tell him about Il, where
as mother IL q httie-I hate to write
the word. but it's naggy. or course
she has had a lot of trouble, and q
big family to take care Of, consisting
Of me and Gladys and Emery and
Charles and Dorothy. So. as father
says we must be patient with her.
Mother was forty last month. and
we had a family council TO decide
what to give her. We gave her q pill
low-sham for the morris chair she
gave father when he was forty, and
when we had decided that we began
TO take stock OF things.
Let me In on II, kids" he said.
whats the conspiracy"
Dorothy told II. Dorothy is far
Tiers favorite. though he denies Il
so you're trying to reform moth
er. are your" asked father. looking
quite serious.
She's becoming q perfectly dread
full nagger. you know" Charles ex-
planned.
"Of course mother doesn't mean
anything" ] said. but It does seem.
father. as though something drastic
ought to be done. Just to show her"
] had just finished speaking when
black Tom Wooiley went up the
street.
Tom is the funniest eolored man In
Winston. He laughs for 1--WE min
utes when he begins. and It isn't pos
sible to help laughing too when you
hear him.
Children, / have an idea" said Ia
Their. Suppose mother were q little
upset. and heard Tom laughing
what do you say?"
Emery caught on at once. But you
can't keep Tom hidden in the house
ready to laugh whenever mother gets
fretful." he said
NO." admitted father, but what
about that old photograph that we've
all grown tired Of? We might put Il
In the table leg"
III give Tom q quarter TO laugh
into the machine" said father. land
the next time mother gets fretful I'll
start the machine under the table. I
can get Willis to put on an attach
ment so that the pressure Of the knee
viii start it,
And now ] must come to the de-
nouement. II was dinner the follow
ing Sunday. and mother was q little
upset on account OF the way things
were going.
ITO think OF that Bohemian horse
radish running all to ieaves!" she
said. What's the use Of getting
seeds and roots which won't grow,
Adolphus?" CHATS father. Next time
do wish you would 60 to q better
scotsman"
Father sat perfectly silent. and no
body dared to look at him. but I saw
him reach under the table and knew
that he was opening the stand.
Beef without horseradish isn't
tasty. TO my mind" said mother. And
that reminds me, the butcher isn't
giving Us full weight. For the matter
OF that, all the tradesmen round here
think they are privileged 70 cheat US.
The coal Is simply gravel and grits.
II only you'd shake them up, Adolf
plus, instead Of sitting there and smil-
ing"
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!" laughed
black Toms voice. and mother almost
jumped out Of her chair.
"Adolphus!" she gasped. There's
that Tom Woolley! Where IL he? II
sounded In this room!"
'Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hal" chuckled
Tom Woolley.
Mother cast one glance at our mirth-
convulsed faces and got up out OF her
chair Indignantly. She looked behind
the curtains. in the kitchen, and In the
parlor. All the while Tom Woolley's
voice went on laughing. and before
mother came back father had man
aged to wind the photograph again.
"Adolphus!" said mother, where 10
he? What is the meaning Of this out
rage?"
''Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!" roared Tom,
and this time none Of us could restrain
himself any longer. We put our
heads down upon the dining table and
Topped feebly. as we tried not to suf-
focate. And father was laughing loud
est Of all
1t seems to come from underneath
the tablet" gasped mother. She
raised the tablecloth, and father
wasn't quick enough. Mother saw his
knee pressing the attachment that
Willis had put on. and inside the table
stand she saw the photograph.
This Is an outrage. Adolphus!" she
said. addressing father sternly.
"Ha! Hal Ha! Hat" reared Tom
Wooley.
Mother looked once more on our
purple faces. and then she flung her
self down In her chair and buried her
face In her hands. and gave way 10
her feelings.
Tom stopped when the mechanism
ran down.
Mother raised her face. and the
tears were streaming down her
cheeks. But Il was with laughter.
"Adolphus.'' she gasped, II never
never heard anything so amusing In
my life"
But somehow we all knew that she
understood. And Emery said he heard
her tell father afterward that she
guessed she understood Anyway. she's
@ reformed character now. and We Hike
her and father equally.
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