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The Washington times., 1915-04-03
British Kick Dachshund
Just Because of Name

LONDON. April 3.-British prejudice
against Germany has even been turned
against the kind of dog that bears "the
unfortunate name of dachshund." COM
plains a writer in the Daily Mail, who
says:
May I protest against the cruel and
senseless manner in which some people
are treating the unfortunate turnspit
dog because these poor dumb griends
have been called by the German name
of daChshund.
"These dogs, although very popular
In Germany, are our old English turn
spts. used In bygonc days to turn, by
means of a wheel. the roasting jack in
the same way as the donkey at Carls-
brooke Castle draws water from the
well. on account of their name these
poor dogs are now being treated not as
enemy aliens to whom we are un-
patTlotically lenient, but most un-
Justly"
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
Ninth Street Christian

The following program Of Easter
music will be rendered at the Ninth
Street Christian Church:
Dawn" Vincent, and Rise, Glorious
Conqueror'' porter. by the choir; vo-
cal duet, Day OF Days (Van de Wa
ter), by Mrs. r. w. Isdell and Wheeler
A. Wilson.
Evening service THE Lord Is Risen.
Indeed" 1Brackett). and AT the Lambs
High Feast We Sing (Ambrosel. by the
choir: vocal trio, Now the Shades of
Evening Fall" (Mendelssohm. by Miss
ETA Darnall. Miss L. r. Peters, and
Joseph A. Scott. jr. Incidental solos in
the anthems will be sung by Miss Bessie
Bonney, Miss Estelle wild. and Miss
Wheeler. Joseph Harrison is organist
and choir director.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
First Presbyterian

A special musical program has been
arranged for tomorrow at the First
Presbyterian Church In John Marshall!
place. At the morning service the
Communion in G." by Batiste will be
given as prelude; the anthems.
triumphant Strains Arise" by Chip
man. and "As 1t Began to Dawn" by
Foster, will be sung. Christ. Our
Passover" by Schilling. will be the
offertory. and the 'Hallelujah Chorus"
by Handel, will close the service.
In the evening the following program
will be rendered: Prelude" Offer
tory in G." by Wely, and Macfarlanes 6
Spring Song" anthem, Christ Our
Passover" by Tours and. and postlude,
Worthy Is the Lamb" by Handel.
Clarence II. Sorrell will sing worthy
Is the Lamb" by Rainier. as the offer
tory solo.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
St. Aloysius

Solemn high mass will be celebrated
at st. Aloysius' Catholic Church at II
o'clock. The sermon will be preached
by the Rev. ]. Fl. Farley. s. J.. Of
Fordham University. The celebrant
for the mass will be Father Mcdonnell.
s. j., with Father Duarte as deacon
and Father O'Leary as subdeacon.
The musical program for the mass
will include THE Day of Resurrec-
tion." by Father Young. C. s. p:
"Resurrexi" Untroit. Tozer: "Kyrie'
and "Gloria," from the Mass in c. by
Rheinberger; "Haec Dies (GraduaD,
Hammered: ''Victimae Paschali' (Se-
auence), Gregorian; "Credo." Rhein-
berger: Terra Tremuit" (Offertory).
Hammered; "Sanctus." "Benedictus."
and "Agnus Del" Rheinberger: "Paseha
Nostrum" (Communionl. Tozer; Come.
Sons and Daughters Of the King" ira
ditional
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
TENTH HONEY BUG"
ACCUSES "OLNER"
Nursemaid Identifies His Cloth
ing and Says He Got $3.50
From Her a Year Ago.

NEW YORK. April 3-Up to II
o'clock today only one girl had called
at the Federal building to claim-Oliver
Osborne as her former sweetheart.
This makes nine girls in all. besides
Rae Tanzer. who have said they sue
cumbed to the charms of the middle-
aged mystery, whose last public appear
ance was two weeks ago, when he
told James w. Osborne and Mrs: Os-
borne that Rae Tanzer's $4,000 suit for
breach of promise was without merit,
as the girl had mistaken him for the
FORMER assistant district attorney.
ne latest girl Is a. nursemaid en-
pioyed by wealthy family In Park
avenue: Her name and address are
states Attorney Marshall. who desires
to shield those who help him from the
unpleasantness of having their heart
throbs exposed to the public. This girl
said she met Oliver Osborne about .
For six weeks she received letters
from him. Oliver then used the name
OF Angus Mcdonald, the girl says. She
has turned fifteen of these letters over
to Assistant United States Attorneys
Wood and Hershenstein, and upon ex-
animation 1t was found that the writing
is the same as other samples Of divers
chirography.
Fur ther proof is furnished in the ex-
pressions found in the nursegirl's let
tiers. expressions which were also found
in the letters to some of his other for
mer sweethearts. including Rae Tanner.
He called all the girls Honey Bug"
he expressed mirth in writing frequent
ly by the expression ha. "ha.." putting
the quotation marks only after the sec
ond ha. He quoted his farewell ex-
preston by by the same way. and
frequently mixed the words. two, too,
and to.
The nursegirl said Oliver. or Angus.
posed as a lawyer who found the stock
market more profitable than the law.
parlay 1t into a fortune in wall Street
After she advanced the money he dis
appeared, she said. She identified some
OF his clothing. particularly a brown
| suit and a green fedora hat as having
been worn by her Angus. The bamboo
stick and a pipe were also recognized.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
A MARVELLOUS PRESCIENCE

When the German steamer Knon-
prinzessin Cecilie was interned in
this country at the wars opening
first at Bar Harbor, later at Bos-
ton-some suits were brought
against her because she had failed
to deliver important parts of her
cargo. The suits are now coming
to trial in Boston. Yesterday
really striking bit of testimony de-
veloped.
Captain Pollack of the Cecilie
swore that when in 1912 he took
command of her he was given a
sealed letter from the North German
Lloyd management, not to be opened
until he should receive a message
signed Siegfried, reporting that
somebody was' sick. Then he was
to open the secret instruction.
Siegfried was the code signature
of the director of the North German
Lloyd.
On the night of July 81 last
which, by the way, was before war
had been declared, and while Eng
land, France and Russia were still
hoping for peace, and before most
people in the United States believed
there was grave danger of war
Captain Pollack received his mes
sage that directed the opening of
the sealed order. The message read:
"Eberhard has suffered an attack
of catarrh of the bladder. Sieg-
fried"
Opening, then, the sealed order
he found it contained a code for
translakng the message just re-
ceived; and, being translated, the
message read:
"War has broken out with Eng.
land, France and Russia; turn back
At that time war had not broker
out at all. 1t was not till five DAYS
later that war broke out with Eng
land. Germany pretended, diplo
matically, long after July 81, to have
no idea that England was going t.
fight in any case. She pretended
after England had declared war, t.
be tremendously surprised; and sh,
has ever since charged a peculiar
perfidy against England, for buttinl
into the war when she wasn't ex
pected, and mussing the German
plans.
Yet now it appears that so earl,
as July 81 the German naval au
thorities were perfectly certain tina
there was going to be war, and tha
France, Russia and England woul,
all be in it!
The whole feverish exchange o
diplomatic notes that went on TO
days before war broke out, was jus
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
West Washington Baptist

Tho Easter morning service OF the
West Washington Baptist Church. of
which the Rev. b. d. Cav is pastor,
will include an organ prelude. 'Melo-
die" (Grieg), an anthem, why Seek
Ye the Living" (Clare), by the choir;
solo, Come. See the Place Where Jesus
Lay'' (BartletD, Miss Meta Craig; an
them, Christ the Lord Is Risen To-
day" (Porter), by the choir; postlude,
festival march in c. Bruno HUM. or
gsnist.
At the evening service the choir will
render Maunder's sacred cantata.
From Olivet to Calvary" The soloists
are Miss Meta Craig, soprano; Miss
Margaret Ella Alleen. contralto: Ely
Croson, tenor; Frederick Marks, baritone,
and Royston f. Sabeau, bass. Miss
Elizabeth Collision is organist OF the
church and Miss Meta Craig choir d.
rector.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
St. Mary's Catholic

High mass will be sung at 1890,
Gounod's "St. Cecilia" being the musl-
cal setting used. "Vidi Aquam." by
Weiss: "Hosannah," by Granier, as
offertory. and hymn after mass.
"Grosser Gott. Wir Loben Dich," by
choir and congregation, are the other
At the o'clock vesper service,
Psalms" and "Magnifcat," by Rose
wig: the hymn, Regina Coeli." by
GLORIA: 80, Salutaris," a quartet. by
Pecher and Riga's "Tantum Ergo" will
be given.
The members of the quartet are Mrs.
NJ. E. Murphy. soprano: Miss NJ. Eich
horn. contralto l.. Mills. tenor, and F.
Rebstock, bass. Members of the chorus
are: Sopranos. c. Rupert. NJ. Mein-
hardt. Ruth Seibert. Eleanor Schwartz
and Florence Kubel: altos. Mrs. a. G.
Taylor. Miss NJ. Seibert and Miss NJ. i.
Triplett tenors, George Rrahler and A.
]. Pallansch: bass. ]. T. Dunn.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
Trinity Lutheran

A specially arranged musical program
will be presented at the Easter morning
service at Trinity Lutheran Church at
Ii. The numbers will include prelude in
+ Ueybach). organ solo by ]. s. THE
by the choir; "iosanna" (Graines), by
a trio composed of Herman Hoffman.
violinist; Fritz Mueller, 'cellist, of the
Marine Band Orchestra, and ]. s. THE
Ere Yet the Dawn Has Filled the
skies" (KesseD; "Andante Religioso"
Crnome), by the trio; open the Gates"
U. f. Knapp. by Mrs. II. Schneider,
soprano; "Alleluia' &c. N. RockwelD,
by the organist.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
Waugh M. E. Church.

The chorus choir Of Waugh NJ. E.
Church will render appropriate selec-
ticns at both services. At the 10 o'clock
service the anthem, God Hath Ap-
pointed Day by Tours, will be sung.
and Miss BERTHE Thompson. soloist of
the church. will sing II Know That My
Redeemer Liveth.' from THE Messiah" /"
Special music is prepared for the serv-
ice at 1880. The choir will sing Be
hold! the Angel of the Lord" by Tours,
ard Miss Thompson will sing Shelley 3
Resurrection with violin obligato. Miss
Ruby Stanford violinist, will play. and
Miss Kate Ellis. soprano. will assist at
both services. Mrs. Delphine Wilmarth
Brown Is organist and choir director.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
Church of Our Father

The following musical numbers have
been prepared for the morning service
at the Church Of Our Father: Organ
prelude. "Priere-Offertoire." Paul Dew
red: anthem. Christ. the Lord. Is Risen
Again. Mrs. C. p. Adams: anthem.
Jesus Is Risen," Schneider: offertory
solo. THE Resurrection Shelley. Mr..
Blanchard; organ postpde, "Offertory
in D Minor. Ste. Cecile No. g." Batiste.
The members of the quartet are Mrs.
s. p. Hollipgsworth. soprano; Miss
Lillian Chenoweth, contralto; w. s.
Blanchard. tenor. and W. T. Matson.
bass Mrs. Dorothy II. Baxter Is Or
ganist and choir director.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
Metropolitan Methodist

The Easter morning musical program
at Metropolitan Memorial Methodist
Church Is as follows: organ prelude,
Spring Son" CHollins); auartets. "As
1t Began to Dawn" (vincenD. and
Christ Has Won His Victory" CGeibeD; I;
offertorv solo. '"Iosanna" (Granier). and
postlude, Grand Chorus (Dubois).
Easter evening the numbers will be an
organ prelude. "Cantabile'' Demarest) |:
quartet, "The Strife Is Ger (Judson) |;
offertory solo. II Know That My Re-
deemer Liveth'' HandeD, and organ
postlude, Festive March (SmarO.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
Trinity Episcopal, Takoma

At the morning service of Trinity
Episcopal Church. Of Takoma Park. the
vested choir OF twenty-five voices un-
der the direction of Herbert D. Lawson,
will present the following musical pro-
gram: Carol, Rejoice, the Lord Is
King (Nevin(; professional. welcome.
over" (Murray); "Te Deum' in A fiat
pryor); "Jubilate' in b fiat (Rees);
"kyrie Eleison" (Elvy); offertory, "Ho-
Mrs. Ivy II. Shade; "Sanctus' Cooper;
"Agnus Der (Gounod); Gloria In Ex-
celsis;" recessioral, Christ Jesus Is
Risen Today
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
St. Peters,.

The music for solemn high mass to-
morrow at st. Peters Church. Second
and C streets southeast will be rem
dered by the choir under the direction
of Mrs. Hattie Ritchie Prescott, with
Miss Catherine MCKenna as organlst.
The following program will be present
ed "Vidi Aquam," Kempter: Haydn's
Imperial Mass No. 3; at the gradual
violin solo by Miss Catherine Stecker;
"Veni Creator" Mozart: offertory, Re
gina Coeli," De Merlier; after the mass,
"Unfold, Ye Portals" Gounod.
At 4 o'clock Vespers Millard's YES
per Service De Merlier's Regina
Coeli;" 20 Salutaris," by Harley. and
"Tantum Ergo" by Mario. will be sung,
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
MANY EVENTS LISTED
FOR CAPITAL TODAY
Meetings and Entertainments
To Be Held in Every Section
of the City.

Fifth round in tournament Of chess cham
pionship. ball room Home Club. II Jackson
place northwest p. IN.
Banquet. members Of the Union Soldirs' AL
1iance. New Ebbitt. 1880 p. m.
Meeting. Federation OF Citizens' Association.
over Brentano's Book Store. s p. m.
Entertainment. National Library for the
Blind. y. m
Entertainment, Brown University Glee and
Mandolin Club. University Club, p. m.
Exhibition. Capital Camera Club. 712 Eleventh
Odd FeIows-Canton Washington. No. l.
Patriarchs Militant.
Order Of Jonadabs-Good Will Council.
National Union-Government Printing Office
Council.
Meeting. Biological Society Of Washington.
Cosmos Club. 1880 p. m.
Informal reception for DIR. Florence n. Ward,
at residence OF DIR. Julia NJ. Green. 1874
y street northwest, p. m.
Exhibition. Capital Camera Club, 712 EleY-
enth street northwest, 1880 to 10 p. m.
Exhibition. Society OF Washington Artists,
hemcycle. Corcoran Art Gallery a. m. "a
D. m.
Meeting. general committee opposing Rule
45 OF the Board Of Education, white par
lor. New Eobitt, p. m.
Address, Mind and Its Meaning" Prof.
Hemuth P. Holer, before Society for
Philosophical Inquiry, Public Library. 44j
p.
Meeting. Pennsylvania Society OF washing
ton. Pythian Temple, p. m.
Entertainment, National Press Club, p m.
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Foundry Methodist Episcopal.

At the Eastern morning service Of
Foundry Methodist Episcopal Church
the choir will sing 20 King Immortal"
by Bracket. and when the Sabbath
Was Past" by Clough-Leiter Mr..
Bowie will sing Granier's "Hosanna"
for the offertory anthem. The evening
program will include the anthem,
Christ, Our Passover" by Schillirg: a
duet. Guide Me, o Thou Great Jeho-
vah." by Flotow; chorus, 'Infiamma-
tus." Rossini. and offertory anthem by
Mrs. Bowie. where Have Ye Laid
Him." by Sullivan.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
St. Patrick's.

The music for solemn high mass at
st. Patrick's will be rendered by two
choirs under the direction of r. Mills
Silby and Miss Jennie Glennan. The
numbers will be the professional "Un-
fold. Ye Portals" mixed choir; Introt
lGregorianJ. sanctuary choir; '"VGni
Creator (Gibbons), sanctuary choir;
Credo NIuFh Blair), mixed ch Dir; offer
tory (Gregorian), sanctuary choir; Of
fertory motet, Regina Coeli' (SChmolN. .
sanctuary choir: Holy God, We Praise
Thy Name" congregation: recessional,
Praise Yc the Father" mixed choir.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
Christ Church

The following music will be sung at
the Easter service of Christ Church to-
morrow: Professional. welcome. Happy
Morning" Sullivan: Christ, Our Pass
over" Hodges; TIE Deum." Woodward:
"Jubilate." Tours: introit. Christ Is
Risen" Hasker; communion service in
F. The Strife Is Ger" Palestrina;
offertory anthem. LAS 1t Began to
Dawn" Foster; eucharistic hymn. "At
the Lambs High Feast" occasional
hymn. Jesus Christ Is Risen Today"
The selections will be sung by vested
choir OF thirty voices
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
Immaculate Conception

At the immaculate Conception Church
tomorrow Gounods est. Cecilia" mass
will be sung at the principal morning
service. "Vidi Aquam," Marcos
Gloria" and "Haec Dies as the Of
fertory are the remaining musical num-
bers. The boys choir of the church Is
under the direction of Harry Wheaton
Howard. organiSt.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
Tomorrow.

Exhibition. Society of Washington Artists.
hemicycle. Corcoran Art Gallery, $50 to
4:S0 y. m.
Entertainment. Young women's Hebrew AS
sociaton. 1880 Tenth street northwest.
y. m
Vesper services. Y. w. c. A.. 4:3o p. m.
Film version Of Heart OF Maryland with
Mrs. Leslie Carter. Belasco Theater. and
vaudeville. b. F. Keith's 3 and s:15 D. NJ
Vaudeville, Casino, 2:3o p. m, continuous.
Vaudeville. Cosmos. 2:30 p. M, continuous.
Russian Ralalaika recital. Columbia. and
sis p. IN.
Address, Charles Darwin" George 4. War
rem, before Washington Secular League,
Pythian Temple, p. m.
Open meeting. Social Club of Hebrew Home
for the Aged. 4l5 NJ street northwest, at
home. p. m.
Illustrated lecture on THE Passion Play"
Terminal Railroad Y. NJ. c. A, east end
of Union station. 8 p. m.
Wanderlusters' hike, leave Fifteenth street
and New York avenue northwest. sis a.
M, and leave Thirty-sixth and NJ streets
northwest p. m.
Lecture. Christian Work in Bulgaria and
Turkey" stephen Panaretoff. Bulgarian
minister to the United States, Fourth
Presbyterian Church, 7:So p. m.
SoCiallstic sermon-lecture The Church Of
Tomorrow" the Rev. DR.. James Shers
Montgomery, Metropolitan NJ. e. Church,
7:S0 p. M.
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St. Teresa's.

At st. Teresa's Church, Anacosta-
special celebrations of the mass will be
held throughout the morning, beginning
1T ) o'clock, and al the 10 o'clock serv-
ice, the choir, under Miss AddIr Wath-
an, director, will render special music.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
Emmanuel.

In Emmanuel Church. Anacostia,
three celebrations OF holy communior
will be held in the morning, at 6. ., and
H. At the IL o'clock service the choir
will render special program, to in
Clude "Te Deum," by Stanley; "Juhi.
late Deo," Nevin; offertory, "In the
End of the sabbath" by 4. w. Ian.
sing Miss Marion King will sing the
soprano solos and William Scantlcbury,
Choirmaster, the bass.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
Anacostia M. E.

In the Anacostia NJ. L. Church, the
Rev. G. Leroy White, pastor, will
preach at both morning and evening
services. The morning text will be
Resurrection Guaranty" and the eve
ming text. 1.-TWO Resurrection Words 4"
The choir. under direction OF u. c.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
New York Ave. Presbyterian

The Easter music at the New York
Avenue Presbyterian Church will COM
prise the following numbers: God Hath
Appointed Day" CTourns); "Ring Out,
Glad Bells" (Bartlett: Awake. Thou
That sleepest" (stainer); Awake, With
Holy Rapture Sing" (WesD. and II
Know That My Redeemer Liveth'
(HandeD. ....
The Washington times., 1915-04-03

Smithson. will render three special an
thcms, Now Is Christ Risen,' Come,
Ye Faithful" and II Am a Pilgrim"
At 7 p. M, the Junior Epworth League
will present an Easter tableau, entitled
Christ For ALL"
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
Peck Chapel, Georgetown.

The choir of Peck Chapel. George
town, under the direction OF Griffith
Evans. will sing the cantata. Gospel
OF Easter" at the evening service.
Miss Cora Decker is the pianist and
George G. Wand the organist for the
church.
The Washington times., 1915-04-03
Amusements.

National-Elsie Ferguson in "outcast," 2:l.
and S:l5 p. m.
Beiasco-Sir Douglas Mawson. illustrated lee
ture on Antartic billiards.. and $50 y. IN.
Colum bia-Motion play. "Hypocrites." 2 u
$50 and to IL p. m.
Polis-"Before and After" 2:15 and s:15 D. m.
B. +. Keith s-Vaudeville. 2:l5 and S:15 .. IN.
Cosmos-Vsudeville. continuous.
Casino-Vaudeville. contiguous.
Gayety-Burlesque. 2:ls and s:le p. m.
Garden-Photoplays. IL a. m. to II y. m.
Strand-Photoplays IL a. m. TO II p. m.
ndall's-Photoplays. IL a. m. to II p. NJ
Arcade-Dancing. p. IN.
The Prescott daily news., 1915-09-23
Pick of the Criminal

Ellen was writing letter to her brother at the front, at her fathers dictation. As it drew to a close, she asked, "Hae ye onything else to say?"
 "Ay! Tell Donal' if he comes over yon German waiter that charged us a bad saxpence for change in Lon'on a while syne, when we had the wee bit dinner-tell him tae- tae-tak steady aim!"
The Prescott daily news., 1915-09-23
An Expert on Russia.
George Kennan, in Outlook.

George Kennan, in Outlook.
 I do not care to make a prediction with regard to the future of the Rus sian army, but 1 have seen it fight, at the end of a long campaign, when 1t had not been cheered or encouraged by single victory; and my conviction is that it can stand up under reverses as long, and rally from defeat as ,uickly as any army that Prussia ever put into the field.
 If I were friend of Von Hinden- burg, Mackensen and the Kaiser l think I should venture to give them this warning:
 Don't count on smashing the Rus sian army so that it cannot recover. Like the Libyan wrestler, it draws strength from the ground every time it is thrown. You are now doing your level best, but the Russian army will not reach it's maximum efficiency until next summer. Then you, with your waning strength, will have to fight harder than you have yet fought for the territory that you now hold"
The Prescott daily news., 1915-09-23
Honor First.

Marjorie, aged four, was in the li- brary with her father while her mother was experimenting the prep aration of dinner. The attention of the head of the house was attracted by a scratching sound, and he looked up to find his daughter at work with pair of scissors on the top of a polished table.
 "Marjorie,' he said sternly, Ego tell your mother what you've been doing!"
 q won't do it, papa,' she said."Do you think I'm tattle tale?"
The Prescott daily news., 1915-09-23
When If HanDened.

"Now," said the farmer to the new hand from the city. q want you to clean up the pigsty and the stable and the hen-house and all the other houses of the stock"
 The new hand worked vigorously for couple of days. Then he ap- peared before his employer with both eyes nearly closed, his mouth swollen and red Jumps all over his face and neck and hands.
 "Gimme my money" he said, "I'm agoin' to quit" What's the matters ?" said the farmer.
 q don't know what's the natter" said the victim, "but it happened when I started to clean the beehive"
 We will deliver The Daily News to you each afternon for ten cents per SvAak
The Prescott daily news., 1915-09-23

Notoriety is an expensive thing. Nobody ever heard of Gustav Stahl until he swore the Lusitania carried four guns and then he was heard of no more until he got long term in pris- on.-Nashville Banner.
The Prescott daily news., 1915-09-23

A movement is on foot in Memphis to oust Mayor Crump but our idea i that Crump will put a crimp in it il good time.-Houston Post.
The Prescott daily news., 1915-09-23
PASTED PARAGRAPHS
Nigh Igh!

Nigh Igh! Said wise man: "This building is So I'll jump off the top and I'll fligh. Oh, of course 1 lack wings And some other things But 1 can't learn to fiigh till l trigh.
 Cincinnati Enquirer Said gentleman's wife to his chauf-
 feur:
 "Take the limousine, Oscar and gauf-
 feur
 You boss at the club; By this time the old dub Will be soused like a regular lauffeur
 Springfield Union. Said maid to young man-her beau Dear Willie, it's tome now to geau; Dad soon will be here Filled to the nozzle with beer If he sees you what'll happen you
 kneau."
 Allentown Democrat A girl who had climbed to a bough, In a furry of fright at a cough, Disturbed a wild wasp And she said with a gasp "Oh, where can 1 hutter to nough ?"
 Houston Post. An old man started to laugh. But he broke off the caclle in haugh. It sounded lise hens
 All shut up m pens, Or the bawl of a young Jersey caugh
 Commercial Appeal. Chinese women have undertaken to raise large sum of money to be used against Japanese aggression. But what are the. Chinese men doing ?- Knoxville Journal and Tribune. According to late advices Germany has decided to annex certain portions of Belgium. Of course, the declara- tion is a mere formality. German control has been just as definite with out any pronouncement on the sub ject-Chattanooga Times.
The Prescott daily news., 1915-09-23

The Fort Worth Record wants a law passed re- firing walters to keep their thumbs out of the soup. Thus another great American personal liberty is threatencd-Sherman (Texas) Demo- crat.
The Prescott daily news., 1915-09-23

Go to church tomorrow.