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Evening star., 1915-05-23
FOR SALE-LOTS.

4VQ6 SkAAGf"44O4 ~
FOR sALE-A BEAUTIFUL BUILDING LOT
Conn az" ave. chevy Ssse ch.se. 3. C.. Sc. Boz
S6s. Star ONCE.
FOR sALE-THREE DESIRABLE LOTS N CAP
,sol @ Heights; 8 mn from car line; to 80 to the
BEAUTIFUL CORNER LOT eOxl40: FINE
trees; one-half block west Of Conn. ave-. in
D. G.: all improvements: or will exchange for
good house IL good 1s.,dential district in 81! the
FOR sOUTHwEsT-2ss FIT. FRONT.
alley. Lot. Is to 50, square ss7. Box so6.
Star once.
LaReE: aI. ELEaANT coRNER Lot: eoNNEcTl:
cut cut ave-. Chevy Chase Nd: or Will exchange
IS'e 5. 9. u pFE1rrER. FIJI Aas'es isls ? & NV.
BEAUTIFUL SOMERSET LOTS. Any SIZE
mission. i4oa T 18th % st. Phone n. $50.
BEAUTIFUL CHEVY CHASE D. O. EoT: 8
blocks south Of circle: quarter block Conn. ave. !;
south exposure: an improvements Is by iio:
morel Real bargain. Cox iss. Star once.
FOR sALBCHoIcE LOTS IN WOODBRIDGE
pIy e owsEa; Room sic. wsshinEton Losa
WANTED.
WANTBD-To BUY DESIRABLE LARGE LOT.
house and lot. Write or phone full particulars.
Columbia s14. Rabenhcrst. 1916 Chaplin at. 2l'
sEAsHORE PROPERTY.
ON BLAkIsToNE ISLAND, LOWER POTOMAC.
2 furnished. 7-room cottages $25 per month
each; artesian well; shady lawn; hne bathing
and sea food; garden supplies or excellent
by automobile. Address
3446 Oakwood terrace. Col 1922.
JOURNEYS END"
Cottage of Maurice B. Thayer. at Muncie Is
land. opposite Babylon. L. l. Contains eight
rooms and bsth. @ Completely furnished. For
CHAs S. MUIR CO.. INC.
Main 1895. 1903 N. 7. ave. NV. Main 1885.
ESTATES CAREFULLY MANAGED
NEW BUNGALOW AT INDIAN NECK, CONN.
on Long Island sound; rooms bath. sta
tionary tubs. gas range, electric light;
near Montewese Hotel: min. to trolley: will
rent to desirable party, $3.50 for the season.
Call Line. 3467.
ON BLAKIsToNE ISLAND. LOWER POTOMAC.
furnished 7-room cottages. SIS per month
each: artesian we'll: shady lawn; fine bathing
and sea food: garden supplies or excellent
meals from neighbor: hours from Washington
by automobile. Address
0oEvood forrsce No1 2Q22
Evening star., 1915-05-23
Potomac River Landings

BALTIMORE. .
Steamers leave TtlI ST. wharf for Baltimore and
river points Monday. "Wednesday and saturday.
pm; arrive baltimore second morning out. Leave
Baltimore. pier 3. Light ST.. Monday. Wednesday
and Saturday. pm: arrive Washington second
morning out. River freight prepaid Passenger
service tirst-clasS Freight received until SAB
pm. sailing days
LoS. r. STEPHENSON. Agent.
Maryland. Delaware and Virgins Rwy. CO..
Telephone Main .55. Tth ST. Wharf.
Evening star., 1915-05-23

FOR RENT-l30e EUCLID: 10 ROOMS: ?
baths. hot-water heat: excellent condition
Apply 10 GEORGE HENDERSON. 14Is F
NV. 2As
Evening star., 1915-05-23
SUBURBAN PROPERTY.
FOR SALE (ContinuedD.

GENrMNAN'S MAGNIFICENT COUNTRY
home on Baltimore boulevard and trolley Zine:
i've miles from heart OF city: large modern.
good as new ten-room house: beautifully
painted and papered: hot water plant cost $3.50
massive cabinet mantels: wide porches on three
sides Of house 90 feet long: water. sewerage
gas and phone installed: large kitchen. pantry
and servants room in rear: finished rooms in
attic: wide halls. pantry and cellar: beautiful
lot. 1s011so: we'll fenced; on car line and
finished street; with all kinds OF fruit. shrub
berry. shaded lawns and fertile garden: good
shed and henhouse place has cost IS, 500; price.
$1,000: 5000 cash. GEO. G. WALKER,
X and G. efa
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1915-11-26
Beware of Cheap Substitutes

In these days of keen competition
it is important that the public
should see that they get Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy and not take
substitutes sold for the sake of
extra profit. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy has stood the test and been
approved for more than forty years.
For sale by all dealers.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1915-11-26

BlaCksrnithing
Wagon Work
VIM. Meyers
Chamberlain's' Tablets

This is a medicine intended es-
pecially for stomach troubles, bill
iousness and constipation. 1t is
meeting with much success and
rapidly growing in favor and pop
uliarty. For sale by all dealers.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-02-20
PURCHASING AGENT ROBINSON
LEAVES SERVICE OF THE CITY
viii DC General Superintendent Tor
Lewis Locs-pettf % Succeed
Rchinson

Arns 81 Nab.fen nha has been en-
oloeb m t1r ol lor He past two
gtars Cot iHa ero1tsi IMrt ~ fhRi slime
tiii pf,tssna assent and eeircai in-
ss.cctof hIs ttHdrfrd hia feslEnation
ta heromr effective OF once ils "a
mlilns ths scrtse ~ ths ,.ty ga order
tmt hr maF ttoHt position ae yen.
sft superintendent fH iere io0N lo
thr construction 80 fN, .iu uNfffaafts
improvements
~ a said rMi Chaf N reuf "a.
present .e frtarf te tbr mayor uil et
appointed fn hu ihe oftot Vacated N'
49, l.nhiHaHn altaHnsh fs ytt th' cnnn
900 ht- nui nads fH' appointments
In umuna tne nW rei Hf Robins
s1n aas yesterday aaid dINInV Hm
uNmert Aia.nf NHisr unH eara
.Afr i.oNnson lga Crl trflnatr and
vN ,t 40 valuable ass stance ta Nr
tn.E in tre renttrsciInn ~ tnt watef
v01ts m rutsmenfs Nuunf hs fur
ttau service fHr fHe eos he Dos ffn
a.p.d honest an1 ffu.Irut iahHf r iat'
Snow NJ nn rItt rmuiolcr 800 h''
1855 hitecd iu- duUss mnHe ftifhfH'H
thaa - N HnHnson Nllr $40 ff
cr.t 81 Iasr N.m $40 n, Hrt aiHa rH
hs Sos ar.ufod DTS ren nlarf nHeh %
ia fHe uhfare H "a promotion
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-02-20
SAVAGE C0RRECTS REPORT
IN THE AFTERNOON PAPER
uadsrstosa rhs, Veto Was - nsaassi
81 state fish CsmeAas.ansf

aHNrf.D ltfsHaHH hHH fef.I fNf
Hu nfHpdHHfH lH faf hspss ni itfpfr
afHlaiat faf fiHnn nhifh fNtf tn
iNl iNfhHa tHf lfEhf fo iHhf eHni tnd
antlI uNm refpua rhueA aaf hHets
lmf vifaoni Permit frem ihe stats
aAfhmulDa
Use lafai aiiffHaHn psifi siHinH tn0f
ihH ftin uAf uf iht frilnsNi ~ ihf rtt
aiioinfs feffihg 81 iintss4 ~ fsHs
e ih.s rstF 49, satHne tseirfiat
haH Csc fuiianinf fo saf f'iafiff in
tHrn rfHffmfni
The iafsmoHi n thf iflinf aitf
aaDa Dsmeersf feHt iie fiit aiieinfs
protested sFaino' fat esud niN aHH
satfd gfffrunf ftfestaH 90 ttfH a.
NJ sN a3.smHts ata anRarfenita fsisH
haHd
aTht Governor anfiHg Hf west aaH
IS uIt ai,um fHf hlH ~ Fisfea thei
fft Tisb ard oyster rDnfnirslnnsf had
afaisss.d asaihfi inf tif 80 aHHNoi
q saf .nirsiian ~ fftsnts TIE otf
nfnof asar1 me li il.e Hii aas aiaf q
~ HHil|e gaifuNss q its fiii H NnAp
81 aeff interested n We raaAftr
- foid hlfn pa. ihei inr nnasfsinifa
Ina saa fhal "a aAs sifitat* rniFf
nrsf Thf laffflNf ftia.l iif PVT
ts,a rsr ~ fie Protest q ihs tls0 ann
fIfffsf Cammlsaantf
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-02-20
OpEN-AIn DANCE ATTRACTED
CROWD OF 500 FRIDAY NIGHT
a,tuliihic 90 ar idral Oarrr Floor
Ts1ied aea pfstsst ~
HUndrsda

Tho dtUfhit 40 HtHHH RS aants
naaf arn frI.I lsHf riHf Nnf
"a ~ mors rarrHa lHfIsf.ne .a
rrrn .1r stance slHa Ht fas
s.ria Isr.r.ah.t anA ilaH AHt
Ihs laimtn NUar aHd nIHN H
tnr... v,fr rH fi.en s fNr ul HH
t,itrt UiuUinH and Ihr.. HH.
81 Isn rfaltlne aei on. Dr noe
mtri nniea haf aidrd moisf..Ir SIS fn
lr. sarh uuf nni 0f nd mHH $3.50
.laa 81 .HfcH fre huHnHtfa $50 fnnst
aha t.U ..d $3.50 ari n Mrf n|.Nf.
safanf
.4aa..t..r ,.t.r .,.,. .i...,. .t.fi
"a ,....,tt. n., n.nd.,a nn.rie 49,.
......,.. t.s,,... 49,. .i..,.... ,.,..tf,......I
....... ~. y. .......l ~ Ii.
IA. ...,..t LAD .tr..ts l...a.... a.. ts.
..,.s, ,s.,r ..a.a,.f utih s.,famanIi.,
s.s hora.~. ut..s a.. .ras.ts eafA.t
..r,t-f tfr .ftu..,.r ANA lr.lt.ri.f
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-02-20
NEW COUNTY COURT HOUSE
INSPECTED BY HUNDREDS
Foroaal oper,ng - ,rs hpsess cev"sf
csuft Assss oeesfss LAT
htehs

T8.s formal opening ~ tht Anrffs
caunts raaH Ilauas iaai aishi se.'ii
alfnnn ~ termed a afiiitsni Nftastan
ishslr d fsflnsi Ni~pfns ne hfielf
aaa mssf infafisal apa paftnt.t - i''
f4f are ~ aiftisfgle4 saisiiitian -
rs hurdfsia who fef npNfa aifftnf
tasaerh ths f1fioofs s1a sfiiett 800
isallsd 10 ana daen iae tfsifsafs a
li.f rsa tfr1ffsff
81 fhf rfefiaF lire Sad ~ nta
sior iesn y flfinaf nas, Aeola h41f
laea gasae s. sifsf o. yiwan. aiia 80
is.sfni,frs ~ ths committfeneff f4sift
ara the fafisat f1srif fffitisis ~
- fbesr NrYs pfessBi b9i si,fff ~aa ~
eerfIfins line
li SAC leaf q seft "a gff -4eeaainfft
affair. ia Nhitk tea rsfizeet fnfi ait'
ckafird plfa $40 effirefs whpm tnft
hnAa flscfed ana slteeA ~ heiiaipF
fis whlfh itfF iofsa ~ ts0ade
F.sefamatf~aa u eufprife sf4 esiiah'
asft ssasa ~ rYeft has1 a. ~ $685.
Scr, fAriafsa tha taliiaihs Ffpm i.ste'
meat a. Esfftt eiefotern4 ~ Hr4ntl''
and ne ssenpiessnecA % ~ nNpAni
mfnsa And tit siit'ir esfpftsfe frnn
ssseDtn 10 ssTet. fph.fh isa't . Raf'
~ "a aA Alfl iff lpufiit i4iif frir'trf
~ ftanp ~ af4uauf.-a Fsfilie ~.
ffufsL
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-02-20
OFFICIALS LAREDO
SAY THAT SMALLPOX
CASES UNDER CONTROL
say CORPUS CHRISTIANS CAN
FEEL SAFE ~ VISITING
LAREDO



Arsv rfinE the reports - su,aitpa,
rlt0lnic naN said a. - raElns A.
l.arrao : ", prwoif. SEVERAL mana.
yer % TIE Teaaa Maxicsa Railroad
Comriftre wAe - sisiiaf in tne cits
Yesterday ssieefnpted 81 cfffr.sis 81
Laredo and received the foiioNinF ar
sNerss
Frsu Mayer MscemA
a mrssarr sIErti ~ "a ~. i.cyco.
a. .rr said
Nayor Mccomh says there are about
fcffs eases of smallpox ana tNat an %
tnem eNi BE- io ,hr hospital ~ Sat
nrtHf 80 cases q black smallpox"
Pres, Su~esen aaiselt
A ss,s.fd uirssaFr trom fhf rarnr 90
resl salt
er , q uslssn saws no snaure,
cass have iefteptl $3.50 Stack small
pos
Naturally ere rserlc 10 Laredo wuuii
nHf went gnfn1s fhrrilans to NisH
ffef eft were there anN nhtuhaoi a
sEread ~ contagious disease and iu.
Wiling EVERYONE o. attend th~ WashtnF
ten iarihday festivities startling tomor
raW she's art daluE so with the a.
aufance AVID hrnef that an visitors VIA
Del perfectly safe frnn surh ti~eass
strict quarantine seainsi NaeNn LAREDO
has aeon established
Joe Ctnarrn who 10 known 90 hand
reds OF Corpus CHRISTIANS sestefda'
,aft.
I eWhiie 81 not Know 90 my persona
krowiedrs that shore are cases q
smallpox in laredo a. know tnat M
. the slightest alarm a frli boz Laredo anl
/ . am quite suse thsf Corpus Christians
ran vsH fa-nin for thc celebrated
without fcar
I The estarflnn rates ~ inis effcc
ihis morning ne Texas. Mca .fan Han
foaA Committee having in effect :
rate fur thc rnunfirr Scores "a
people - ihis city vIl isaYo on th
train that departs tnis morning amonl
Itle number being fhc Baseball trNa
under ihe manaFrmeut - lack Pas b
and tse basketball tram - ihe lilE
school
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-02-20
DETROIT BANK PRESIDENT
4 IS DELIGHTED WITH CITY

r~e,, NJ riark - psifQt pietiefs'
~ 40. SRA Natioasi ifanA "A mss fi'f.
\. y. i,.r.as f'ttiru O. fftfsai a.fA
$500 .s...tn,.anisd ~ ~ Hiic An'l
~. .tapning a the Nofnes
mis- /. ,ise nrsi ,ls.s q ~ enn ~.
s.l.rt a. Cesrls cHrssiA ern ~ 1917
er.,eriat espreseea iae iis'teft n
$3.50. eh'eh 1rrr bif err i"pfss'
.i..s ~ ttls aes uatins fhNt ~ -
-, er.ecfea g. fra here . rty
r,,.,.ru ~ - cagPEs Chs----
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-02-20
GERMANS ELIMINATED.

.ENENA Feb fF IroTfespnnaencr
100 Associated i'ressl Herr kni"fi
0r EerNn une 81 tnf principal a.
..fs .i tho leading swiss hank me
|k tcuou wlih branches iu l"NNNN
Nrw York. hAs resigned other
.ss banks arc fatlne measure o.
n.ustr thc German element 500 th'if
rsuisifat.on $50 aa 90 recover go ih-
.0nUrnce iH tac mlnaefiurni Ni tH'ii
ffHuans
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-02-20

he soN rte~n district o. the We
u- slI.sienau society Of thr l'rai
5 hurch VIII hold Martha
in..un reception both afternoon
..rnna 80 the home ~ Mrs W %
.D. 900 iUncon street on Monday
.I. -ud 40 members and
a. .f ghe Equalization men nnd
ner YOUNG nra old aud especially
,n sts arr invited tc attend The
lmrr nff.ir is especially ni"uNee
ff, N.uns people a irge VIII
u mi he appreciated.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-02-20
RECEIVED
ONE OBJECTION TO
new CAR ROUTINCS
cHNtRRl MGgrlN0 cF souTts
eLUFF RrsiptNrs FOR NGNr
fRtoAN.
aids sef Suppl, "a CT, Win re~ rs~
sssAn, Roller wsrs opsnsa ~
ths ce0rsi

Tff ,tf esfatH lH rssultf vrekis
sestIrh tssterAas eftffitcea "a ~
e'tiaeA causA s senefei msetins ~ iN.
.rftsir.i rr,rtfN uvnrfs ~ nest ffl.
az, afsin.an az 3 erlh,s teiait,s tu
lhr afrp.ascd tnaas, IS 80 Seeiu nlun
0as ia4la aaeA4i fi,s f.a -4i,i,'stHs thr
fIis etr d Nrzm filifi sHt tranfstisa
,ifef Hasiness nlaaiis ~ g fnNita. ~.
inr
ii,as tf tsH iaa usem rsllft ~ss
as failnnt
i.s fnff Aalhal N'nisns fttfs
Nanaie Nttanl liallsr ,eaenanf tFtp
D...l Nnaas Nathinfis tH st
.sfhH- i'hff.u Nariveu $3.50 s'Hf
-aN sninnaa NneNe a rnrpis re ~
fhI. menlns 40 ~ oNhtft ihr peNN
el VIII mssi infu,nail, fot ih, pll
i..sf 81 liNIHe inf ateria 81 ihf tau
Hts sslmraHirs en npieHNnNY ~ Nfri
ssntlnt thr mtilta ~ ihe NNreas n4
chimes thAi ats aiieftd ln ihy tHA iu.
ACE ihf iffais ~ are ofs tfaHrl en
aNtr 10 ,tsHaI ,aNuoi ~ niaA' An
OBJ a. hnaf- sitter thf nUeNlrN e ths
Ni1s nstr fapsea consequently inf
aWtrifne "a euntUto wIu .a rst
nriH hiniiat
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-02-20

h 1,riy Or more Rotarians will leave
ru utUt ur SAN Antonio whrrr
mHt thc, wln nc quests ~ thr
Inmnu Hwnn club Ht d Wash
Wrihdaf celebration Aufilu
oii tlso hc bonner guests Coz
y trur churinyl Wiess, a 'errsr
rnImii hof. viii manage th'
lI team of Ur0nnam. TcNaa daf-
lIt rumius season. Local friends
boom advised ef DIS hascnall az
,nI N.ll uuii far hm to band ihf
n Nrouhsm in whatever league
.m mai Boo affiliated
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1915-04-03
PROLOGUE.

The action of the story has its real
beginning on an ocean liner bound for
Europe and Just leaving New York. II
has been boarded In haste on a winter
day by Overton Brill, al impetuous
wealthy young bachelor, who, attract
ed by a pretty girl accompanied by an
elderly gentleman. has followed them
aboard. Brill was or his way uptown
with Aristides Stebbins. his valet,
known as JAY. when he saw the girl,
just after purchasing a valuable brace
let as a gift for n Miss Carstairs. The
passenger list reveals the names of the
pursued as Mr.. Andrew Jennison and
daughter. Brill finds himself without
money and negotiates with a dark in
dividual named Benedict for the sale
of the bracelet, receiving 500 for II,
with which he secures n de luxe cabin.
At dinner the conversation turns to
the weather. and a Professor Penny
thorpe's storm prediction Is placed be-
fore Captain HUMPHREYS for judgment.
Brill makes the acquaintance OF Mr..
Jennison, and the two proceed TO the
captains cabin to inspect a phenom-
enal. wonderfully trained canary. AT
luncheon a jovial person. Christopher
G. Marsh. introduces himself to Brill.
Starting from a sound sleep Brill hears
through the window Benedict. the pro-
fessor and Jennison discussing the
large shipment of gold aboard. Soon
after this he is rewarded by a smile
from Marion Jennison for n small
courtesy. Marsh is informed that he
has been selected TO take charge of
the Christmas concert, and he chooses
Brill. Marion Jennison. the professor
and Mrs. Ward as his aids.
Brill. known as Mr.. Overton, and Miss
Jennison have a pleasant chat togeth-
er. lcebergs and fog are reported. A
child dies In the steerage, and Miss
Jennison asks Brill to seek the cap
tain's consent TO hold the funeral in
the first cabin. He finds the chief Off
Ger In company with Benedict and
wonders. He gets the permit, but the
purser ~oficiates at the services. Jen-
nison, worrying about the gold. be-
comes sick. Professor Pennythorpe OBJ
serves that the ship Is of its course.
Marsh notices that the captain hasn't
been ut the dinner table for several
days. Professor Pennythorpe misses
his seNiant and compass. Brill has a
talk with Marion about the concert
ana Is later told 10y Benedict that the
latter objects To his friendship with
Marion. whom Benedict calls his fan
Gee. Brill meets Marsh on deck. Hear
Ing n noise in a supposedly unoccupied
stateroom, they investigate with the
captain, but find nothing. The altered
curse OF the vessel frightens the pas
senSers. who protest. Brill and Marsh
look to JAY to assist in a secret search
of the mysterious stateroom. A wire
less reports that Russia has declared
war against Great Britain. Marsh sus-
poets Benedict of having manufactured
the message. Professor Pennythorpe
armed with a marine glass watches a
strange craft approach astern.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1915-04-03
Stateroom 80.

4 L the rehearsal Miss Jennison
was alluringly bright and
IA CHEEKY, and Brill turned her
music as faithfully as the In.
evitable straying Of his eyes allowed.
Little ~dissensions as to precedence
and the number of selections were
smoothed away with consummate tact
by Marsh. and everything promised
that the Christmas concert would be
an event in transatlantic history.
When Benedict's band of guitar and
mandolin players arrived. escorted by
Benedict himself, Brill's sunshine be-
gan to cloud. The Mexican was for
coming in with his party. but to this
Marion Jennison demurred.
mo, no." she laughed, putting up
both hands i'm mock barrier against
further advance, mot even you. The
committee voted to admit no one but
performers, so you see you are taboo
Although Brill would have felt the
Mexican a discordant note, he was not
altogether pleased. The method of ex-
pulsion seemed n bit too familiar. He
would have amended the phrase mot
even you," and memory made too Wv
Id a picture of those pretty palms in
such close proximity to Benedict's
breast.
But the rehearsal was now over. and
the performers separated to prepare
for the evenings festivities. Marion
went. too, after a final approving
glance at the decorations. and Brill and
Marsh drifted out together.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1915-04-03

mind, but here he thought he had
caught his investigating companion
mapping.
'In that case the Benedict people
could not be concerned" he said tri-
umphantly.
mo-" replied the unrufied Marsh.
II suppose you understand that all the
rooms in that section can be thrown
into n single suitT'
"No, l don't. It's often so. however"
Its so in this case"
But they-the Benedict people
haven't the keys"
The man of travel gave him a look
of commiseration.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1915-04-03

Drill Sergeant Ito recruit)-I've told
you forty times you must stand as
straight as if you'd swallowed a ram
rod. Instead Of that you appear to
have swallowed a dozen scimitars.-
London Tit-Bits.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1915-04-03
Talking Machines.

Willie-Paw. where are all the talk
ing machines made?
Paw-They are not made, my son.
They are born.
Maw-You go to bed. Willie.-Cincin.
natl Enquirer.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1915-04-03
ThraIdom.

"Her husband never leaves the house
without her knowing it,"
How does she manage it?'
"She buys him neckties that he can't
possibly tie without her assistance
Washington Star.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1915-04-03
An Execution.

The professor looked profound. He
extolled the wonders of nature. 1.-The
glorious sun makes all things grow"
he asserted, automatically speaking.
How about icicles?' ventured the
freshman.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1915-04-03
Fastidious.

Living Skeleton-The armless won,
der Is awfully cranky.
Fat Lady-Yes, indeed, he Is. he
left our boarding house because the
landlady didn't give him a finger bowl
New York Times.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1915-04-03
Journal.
Natural inclination.

'"That fellow doesn't live. He sim,
ply vegetables"
mo wonder. He's got a cabbage
head, carroty hair and an onion breath,
and he's a perfect business leak and
an all around beat"
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ACOlur1n of
Smiles For
Everybody
WeuIdn't Scare Him.

"why didn't you toot your horn
when you saw the man in the road
ahead?"
II figured replied the chauffeur,
'that it would be more merciful II he
never knew what struck him."-Judge.
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Nothina cheap About Him.

Il understand that your husband Is
seeking a federal berth, Mrs. North"
no, indeed: he always occupies q
stateroom."-Buffalo Express.
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"Let me make the songs OF q ma.
ton and I care not who makes Its
laws"
well, have a try. Many people seem
to think there's room for improvement
In both just now."-Pittsburgh Post
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"Yes. the count is very proud of his
wife"
'"Then why does he always precede
here into dinner?" s
$50 everybody will know she's his
wife."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Depends.

Il wonder how many men will be
made unhappy when / marry" said
the fiirt.
"How many do you expect to marry"
answered her dearest friend.-Man
Lacht.
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"Yon must leave your cane In the
courtroom" said the attendant at the
art gallery.
whats that? Then what am I go
ing to point at the pictures within
Meggendorfer. Blatter. yslis
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:" presume, my boy, you are not
aware of the way sailing vessels
proceed when the wind Is ~unfavor-
able, so I will tell you. They tack"
II see the point."-Wisconsin State
Journal.
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A Hard Ioaar,

''Don't you think Mrs. Riggers has
winsome ways. Mrs. Stylingf" 81
Indeed, / do. That woman'sf win
some ways at tbs. last bridge party I
attended deprived me of q new hat
Birmingham Age Herald.
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Naturally.

where did you pass your honey
moon.'
"Why, with my wife."-Life.
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Safety

Old Maid-Driver, l hope you will not
run away with me. Driver-Oh. no,
mum. I'm married. Exchange.
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Test.

Tommy-What is a square meal?
Freddy-It's one when you kin feel the
corners stickin' you.-New York Sun.
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The
Golden
Greyhound
By DWIGHT TILTON

A chase after a fair face leads
Oyerton Brill, a wealthy man
about town, into assisting in the
defeat Of the most astounding
act Of piracy ever attempted on
The high seas.
Copyright 1905. by Lothrop. Lee &c shep-
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\ L the rehearsal Miss ,Jennison
was a%lluringly bright and
IA CHEEKY, and Brill turned her
49, music nc fnitIfnllu 10 4In In