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The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-07-31
COURAGE VS. DECENCY,

The other day an excited indi
vidual rushed into newspape
Office with a choice bit of scanda
| burning his tongue. 1t made m
difference to this person that tn,
scandal affected the daughter O.
his neig hbor-that the mother o.
the girl was seriously ill-tha
the brother was just entering
what promised to be q successful
professional career. The scande
was rich in flavor, and he wanted
to see it in the paper. He tolt
the editor about it, with every
evidence of the keen relish of the
scandal conDoisseur. but i'm
pressed upon the newspaper man
that the source OF his information
must be kept inviolably secret.
When the paper came out. the
man returned TO demand why the
story hadn't been printed. Short,
sharp words followed, and the
visitor called the editor a coward
and left, vowiDg that a man who
was afraid to print the news had
no right to be an editor. To our
mind, that editor was a brave
man. The informer who de.
manded that his name be kept 90
cret, was the coward. The edi-
tor ran paper in q small town.
So closely related were the lives
Of the inhabitants, that the edi-
tor knew every detail of the story
before his visitor called on him.
But he could see no profit for
himself nor glory for his paper IN
printing an item that would bring
sorrow to the gray hairs Of a IA.
Their, disgrace to a brother and
probably serious consequences to
a sick mother. If the news appe.
titles Of his readers we're so vora.
cious, he thought, az to demand
the costly food, he would refuse
to pay the price. The editor was
right. Many things he has to
print which he would rather
leave unsaid, but the scandal
which has only It's "spice' to re
commend IT should have no place
10 the columns Of q self-respect.
ing paper. We would rather
build than tear down. We would
rather print the things that help
and encourage and uplift than to
hold up the mistakes Of some un-
fortunate to the scorn and con.
'empt OF bis Deighbors. Decencv
. not lack of courage. If it'll
we're, We would rather be decent
han courageous.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-07-31

MOSS CLUE SAUCE
Now Is Cents. Buy q bottle,
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-07-31

A lAme back or shoulder puts a
man on the retired list Temperate
ly. The time will be short If BAL
LARD'S SNOW LINIMENT is rub
bed in. It relaxes the muscles, re-
lieves pain and restores strength
and elasticity in the joints. Price
Csc, SOC and 1890 per bottle.
Sold BY ESTORGR DRUG co.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-07-31
Use the TRAVELLERS
RAILWAYGUIDE
PRICE 40 CENTS
Aof .. DgAR0oRM ST., CHICAGO

The Great American submarine
that can cross the ocean and
come back on tone helping" of
fuel should be named the ssOameln
which CROSSES the great desert on
one helping Of water.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-07-31

Commercial ice cream is be
lieved to be much better now
than 1t was few years ago, the
idea Of substituting real cream
for bacteria having resulted In
much Improvement.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-07-31

Probably the mechanical dra.
ma would not have become 80
popular had the legitimate stage
avoided machine made produc
tions.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-07-31

One interesting prospect for
1916 is that Mr.. Bryan and Col.
Roosevelt will be rivals for the
leadership OF the prohibition
party.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-07-31

A word to the strenuous is suf-
ficient-if you call him : liar.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1915-07-31
A Worth While Investment

QLLANDS sever oman hu Whe wholesome well illustrated fiction its
household cooking fashion and embroidery
men invaluable to the mother and the department called The Little Hode
Elderly readers delightful entitled "Aud Lang Syne"
of
of
its
edited by the
locap
per- gathers the the and brings together
much OF the outside will and think would be
is
help upbuld andim improve
of
Can afford to neglect this opportunity "
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18

Dogs, probably the earliest OF do
mesticated animals, when transferred
to a tropical country, such as central
Africa. lose In a few generations most
of the characteristics they have ac-
quired in Europe, and revert more and
more to the type of the tackal and the
wolf Then their ears, whatever their
breed, tend to become pointed, their
coats turn sandy or rufous and their
bark becomes howl Some attempt
has been made to show that this Is
the result of disease and resembles
the effect of malaria on the human
constitution. Yet the Egyptian dog of
pharaonic times possessed, as is seen
by the monuments, these very CHAR
acteristics, and as he was certainly
domesticated before the European ami
NAL ii is probable that these are orig
inal features of the race.--New YORK
Sun
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
Queer Fish.
Which 6sh have the power OF noat-
Ing and swimming back downwardi
This paeuIiar nronartv Is noSSaSsed


Which 1sh have the power OF noat-
Ing and swimming back downwardl
This peculiar property is possessed
only by the diodon and the tetrodon,
two allied families OF tropical fishes
which are popularity known as globe
hsh. The tetrodon is also found OF the
coasts OF Cornwall and Ireland. The
faculty is due TO the fact that the skin
on the abdomen Of these fishes is much
looser than IL is on the back, and they
have the power TO initiate this loose
skin by swallowing air through the
gullet This OF course enables them to
turn over at will. and. although the
great French naturalist Cuvier did not
believe that when in this position they
could swim as they pleased, Darwin
corrected him and proved that they
could swim both forward and back.
ward in this position.
Ii is of course well known that the
shark and the dogfish. owing to the
peculiar position OF the underjaw. are
obliged TO turn on their backs before
they can seize their prey. and while in
this position they are able to swim fol
very considerable distance. This,
however. is done by the muscular force
Of the fms and tail and not through
any special apparatus, such as the
globefsh possesses. - st James Ga
ypfta
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
The Cupboard Was Bare.

The late Dr. Masters. who was for.
merly a missionary in Canton, China,
afterward lived in Berkeley, Cal. His
friend and fellow missionary, DIR.
Boone. returning on furlough, was ex-
pected TO arrive In San Francisco on
a certain day DIR. Masters crossed the
bay to the city; he meant to meet Dr.
Boone and his party, and, after spend.
ing the day In sightseeing, to take
them to dinner at well known restau
rant
The steamer. however. had reached
port earlier than had been expected.
and when DR.. Masters got to the dock.
his friends had left He made in
quiries at the principal hotels. but
could not find them. In order to notify
his family in Berkeley of the neces-
sary change in plans, DR.. Masters sent
them telegram. Here is the some
what damaged message that Mrs.
Masters finally read:
Cant find the bones. VIII come
home to dinner. youths Companion.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
MISUNDERSTANDING
'',''''' eau CAUSE OF TROUBLE

The cause of trouble over the Colum-
biafhighway in Columbia county is said
to have resulted from misunderstood
ing among the. citizens of the. county.
who'.- voted bonds to the extent of
$3.50, 00O for road work last year, In
the campaign preceding the bond elec-
tion, 1t was often told the people by
campaign orators that if the bonds
were voted the state would do the rest.
The sum of 100000 was used on roads
other than thess Columbia highway. Ii
waso later found that the remaining
money would not be sufficient to build
the entire length Of river road through
the county.
slWhile the Columbia highway.thr
Columbia county may be considered
state road, the state tax of a quarter
of mill does not raise more thar
S24O, 00N annually, and the state aic
that the people of the county have beer
looking for is impossible. aags~Nfs1
The taverage citizen of Columbit
county is not satisfied with the fund:
already spent and will not agree to {
further expenditure until past expendi
lures are explained to his satisfaction.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
STUDENTS TO GIVE
MUSICAL COMEDY

The students of the high school will
take all the parts in the extravaganza,
Lady Nancy" to be staged at Monroe
opera house. Friday night, March 20.
Lillian Brock is playing in the stellar
role of the production as Lady Nancy
Bell. The complete cast is made up
Of % Of the students.
There are three acts TO the comedy.
The first scene, which is staged in the
Bakumboilum woods, where Lady Nam
cy wanders off from a picnic and is res
cued by her hance, Lord Lowell, after
an attempted kidnapping by the out
lawed Due de Rumtifoozle. Nal Button
plays the part of Lowell and Jack Stan
ton the part of Rumtifoozle. The Sec
ond scene is at the wedding feast at
the castle Just previous TO the wedding
Of Lady Nancy and Lowell. Lowell re-
coives a forged message from the king
and goes off to Africa to fight the Pay
mans. The drinking and the marching
songs in this act by the principals and
chorus are especially good. The third
act scene is in the graveyard, where
Nancy..'is supposed to be buried. 1t
starts off with weep, but ends with
jaw breaking humur.
There are % song hits In the proouc'
tion and plenty of humorous converse
tion. Bill Chandler 'and Mrs. ?. 5.
Davidson, oth.well known musicians,
are coaching the play. The cast is as
follows: ~-zs
Baron Billy Bell, father of Nancy.
Clifford Porter. as7-s, = sssss'. sss 's--,-
Lord Lowell, betrothed to Nancy,
Nal Button. x.a.-.
Rumtifoozle, the bounding -brigand,
Jack Stanton.
First Brigand, George Bragg.
Second Brigand, Allyn Button.
First Guest, Fred Coshow.
Second Guest, Allyn Button.
Lady Nancy. Lillian Brock. s
Fiametta, Nancy's maid, Vera Laf,
ferty. s4E4s -<As -
Delsarte Girl, Wilma Thomson.
Heralds, cOurtiers, brigands, ladies
Of the court, etc. : Kathryn Hartley,
Hilma Imholz, Katherine M. Baker,
Gladyse Calkins, Elda Jackson, Magda.
lene Mitchell, Paul Lancaster, Lowell
Nickelsen, Bryan Abraham, Rud I'm
hoIz. Oscar Jones and Bud Thomas.
Tickets are on sale at Chas. N.
Clarke's drug store or from any OF the
high school students. .t@ass -A-.s -
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
Heiehts Baptist Church

Rev. John Samuel, of Seattle, whose
former home was in Ohio, preached
Sunday at the Heights Baptist church.
He will remain here this week and will
fill the pulpit again next Sunday. Rev.
Burleson will leave the congregation,
and it is probable that Rev. Samuel
will be called to the local church. The
members of the church and friends as
sembled at the church building last
night for farewell reception for Rev.
Burleson.
Rev. Samuel announces for his il
o'clock service the following subject
"The Tree and its Fruit" Sunday
school at 10 o'clock. In the evening he
will preach on the subject. lis Life a
Bargain Counter?" The evening ser.
mon will be at 7.30, while the Young
Peoples society will hold its meeting
at $3.50.
The Mission Circle will meet this af
ternoon at 2.30 o'clock with Mrs. o. B.
Evinger at her home on May street.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
ORIGINAL GLENNISTER
ADDRESSING GROWERS

Barney" Sugrue, of Cashmere, who
is said to be the original of Glennister,
the hero of Rex Beach's SPOILERS, y is
here this week attending the series of
meetings held over the valley by the
Fruit Growers Exchange and address
ing the growers. MIR. Sugrue, who is
too modest to admit that he is GIennis-
ter, spent a number of years in the
gold region of Alaska. He is very ia
miIiar with the scenes as shown the
Hood River people in the recent film
pictures of the Spoilers at the Electric
theatre.
The Exchange meetings began Tues
day evening at Pine Grove. They met
last night with the Philanders in the
Barrett district, and tonight they will
speak at OdelI. Dr. c. A. Macrum, of
Mosier, horticultural commissioner fol
eastern Oregon, will attend the meet
ings and deliver addresses.
Kenneth Mckay. manager of the
Exchange, has made this week dis
tribution of $4,000 to members. His
total returns. to date have reached
S37, 500, or between so and GO cents pei
box, owing to varieties. sS'
"The last distribution was our semi
final settlement, says MIR. Mckay
1--WE will have our books closed ant
make final returns in a short time. "
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
FORDS IN new
DRESS ARE HERE

The Columbia Auto &lMachine Co.
has received its carload of new model
Fords. The little cars that are now
becoming as thick and popular as
well, as their manufacturer could wish
are in new dress this year. Some
simple touches have been added that
give the machines a very trim and neat
appearance. The body has more grace
fui curves, making it seem longer.
The tenders do not have the angular
appearance of the former models. The
new Fords are equipped with good
looking lights.
Fords are popular not only here but
abroad. Patrons of the picture shows
see Fords equipped as ambulances do
ing duty in the European battle front
cities. The Hearst Selig weekly at the
Gem showed such scenes Monday and
Tuesday.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
AT THE HIGH SCHOOL

At an assembly last Friday morning
letters were awarded to II players on
the boys and girls basket ball teams.
The players receiving the little insignia
were: Della Morton. capt. Helen
Sutthoff, Lorraine Allen, Vera Latter
ty. Myrtle Husband, lrma Boyce; Oscar
Jones, capt, Nal Button, Howard
Cooper, Bryan Abraham, and Art John
sen. Only one forward received let
ter, as Bud Thomas lacked three
fourths of a game having the necessary
time, while hale had only three games
out of 10 played.
The real surprise of the inter class
league was sprung last Friday when
the freshmen beat the Juniors 5-2.
The freshmen defeated the sophs I'll
and as both the sophs and juniors have
trimmed the seniors, it looks like the
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
EnoIish Schoolboy "Howiers."


The following answers were given In
an examination in an English school:
James the First claimed the throne
of England through his grandmother
because he had no father"
Monarchy is the state In which a
man has but one Wife"
Joan of Arc was the wife OF Noah"
Julius Caesar had cadaverous ap-
petite, and before he died he ate two
brutes."
"In the London parks the law OF
gravity is twelve miles an hour"
"Gastronomy is the study OF the
stars and heavenly lights"
"Quinine is the bark of a tree; canine
Is the bark of a dog"
"The Mediterranean and the Red sea
are connected by the Sewage CANAL
London Globe
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
Unitarian Church

Sunday school at 10 a. m. Service of
worship at Ii. Girls chorus, under d.
rection of Mr.. Wedemeyer, will sing.
Young peoples meeting at 80 p. m.
Subject, Eternal Punishment, Clara
Rand Evening service at 7.30. Miss
Hazel Stanton will sing. Misses Eileen
and Alice Tompkins will play piano
duet Boys and girls chorus rehears-
al at the home of Mrs. D. 6. Jackson
at Z p. m. Monday. All are invited.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18

The whale rarely, II ever, swallows
anything larger than a herring. Al
though the head Is of enormous size,
from one-quarter to one-third the length
of the body, and the mouth fifteen ia
twenty feet long and six to eight feet
wide, the opening of the gullet La moi
larger than q mans fist
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
Methodist Church

Sunday school at $50 a. m. Preach
ing services at II a. m. and 7.30 p. m.
Rev. Young will occupy his pulpit at
the morning service. Mrs. st. John,
of China, will speak in the evening.
Epworth League at $50 p. m. Prayer
meeting on Thursday evening at 7.3C
o'clock. sThe public. is cordially invited
to attend these services.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
Sweet Oil.

"Gertie," said a mother to her Eve
year-old daughter, heres dime. Run
down to the drug store and get me a
bottle of sweet OIL"
Gertie started down the street, but
soon came running back to ask. about
how sweet do you want 1t, mammaT-
Chicago News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
StartiAd Him.

Il was outspoken In my sentiments
at the club this afternoon" said Mrs
Garrulous to her husband the other
evening.
With a look of astonishment he re-
piled: Il can't believe 1t, my dear. Who
outspoke youT-National Monthly.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
United Brethren

Bible classes at 10 a. m. Morning
worship at IL. Subject, why | Be.
lieve the Bible" Christian Endeavoi
at $50 p. m. DR.. Baker, of the Anti
Saloon League. will occupy the pulpit
Sunday evening. Hear him il inter.
ested in Oregon dry.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
Recommends Chamberlain'> Cough :
Remedy

II take pleasure in recommending
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy To my
customers becuase / have confidence in
1t, find that they are pleased with it
when again in need of such a medicine, -
writes j. ". SeNson, Monteyallo, No.
For sale bv all dealers
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18

:. Apple exports for the week ending
March 6 were SO, 547 barrels. against
Is, 6ss barrels the same week a year
ago. Total for the season up to Satur-
day OF last week, 2.33s. 334 barrels.
against l,6e3, 049 barrels the same per
l0d last year.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
Heredity.

This information is CLEANED from cir.
Gus stuff: THE acrobat Of today Is
turning the same somersaults his great
grandfather did In the little circus OF
yesteryears." Seems remarkable that
somersaults are hereditary. - Toledo
Blade
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
Church Of Christ

Next Sunday morning our subject
will be Followers and Followuppers. "
and evening theme, "The Bible in G. "
The Bible is the Word of eternal life,
and the only Word, or 1t is a huge
fraud. II. c. Clark, Minister.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18

Gabe-They tell me that Blank is an
awful crouch. Steve--He sure is. He
is the kind OF fellow who blames bis
face because II needs shave.-Cincin
natl Enquirer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18

Mr.. Merchant, price marker will
save you Ihours of time when marking
your goods. Accuracy and nearness are
it's commendable features. A few cents
buys one at this office.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18

Doubt OF any sort cannot be remov
ed except by action. Goethe.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
E. o. DUTRO. M. D,

uonro, o,oe n hsil Bldg. Hood River. Phone u
ido,,os ! ta 20 ?; m sud by appointment. Res.
CslIs nrS,NIl, ,house, odell. Phone OdeU iq3
day OF night al 'o"A vi country
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1915-03-18
DIR. EDGINGToN

ll2i Twelfth Street, The Heights
hOoD hlNEk OREGON
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-11-21
SALESMEN

WANTED AT ONCE 1 TEN big caliber salearnen are needed 1 at once; territory is fertile; article selling to merchants only; fly-by- nighters or "comers" need not an- swer this advertisement. We desire only seasoned men backed by suc- cessful sales experience. These men will work on a liberal commission basis. Give facts on your experience in your letter. If your letter of in- guiry appeals to us, a personal in- terview may be arranged Remem- Der, if you haven't had the exper- fence, your time will be wasted in answering this ad. Be quick, Ad- dress, Sales Manager, care Age-Her- ald
 SALESMEN-Spe don't wait for that new line to open up the first of the year; make $5 to SIC day next 80 days on business getting subscription offer, featuring Christmas trade plan of interest to retailers of all classes fast selling proposition to men who can close in five to ten minutes talk; no heavy samples or deliveries. Write A. c. Croft, 21 Park Row, New York. SALESMAN-Capa speciality man for Alabama; staple line on new and excep- tional terms; vacancy now; attractive commission contract for balance of year and 1916; $35 weekly for expenses. Miles F. Bixler Co.,, FAT Carlin Bldg, C1eve- land, O.
 COMPETENT salesmen or merchants preferred, by well rated Cleveland con- cern, to sell merchants greatest specially of the day; $300 to $500 per month; com- missions paid weekly; state experience. l.. D. Howell, Station c, Cleveland, o. WANTED--Four real salesmen to sell our noted and unique line of map and spe- cialty calendars. Our line is different, exclusive. Tt lands the big buyer tired of pictures. We also make a strong line of leather novelties. fans and out door signs; strongest combined outfit ever offered. We make all our goods. That means low prices. Give experi- ence in first letter. Kenyon Co.,, Des Moines, Ia. (41st year.)
 11-21-3t su-tu-thu WANTED-Traveling salesmen who will accept clothes made to their measure in payment for placing with merchants ''The Line That's Different" an all- wool tailoring line quoting six special prices; no extra charges. Write for particulars. J. w. Jones & Sons, 5O9 Mid-City Bank Bldg, Chicago. SALESMAN WANTED-For large line calendars leather, cloth, wood, metal advertising goods: position permanent, commission liberal. Want salesmen, not 'peddler' Economy Advertising Co.,, Iowa City, Ia.
 LIVE salesmen to handle our household specialties; big money; easy sales; write for catalog and free sample. Waterman Speciality Agency, Box 95S, New Orleans, La
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-11-21

must be employed now and want something better or we don't want you. Our proposi- ton is new and first class and you must be also. If you fit this re- quirement call or address Cleveland & Wilson, 1903 Jefferson County Bank RIdp
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-11-21

Florence Hotel John L. Parker BlowfMar& and EHst National bank Cigar
  hlsseA HOO N lle Nolwood Pharmacy, Ave, lWenytirst Avenue Drug 2601 Walker Drug Go, 2707 N Qulnn Drug Co, 300 Ave- WestEn md west End Drug Co, 1122 Tuscaloosa Ave, End, Cheek Drug Co., 22O0 F, 5, cigarc Magnola Pharmacy, Magnolia counter. East End Drug Co., 600 27th Fnarrnacy, 2720 Ave cgarcou Maurice Leaw, 1430 11th Ave, cgarcou flfe Points Drug S, cigarc
 nond Pharmacy
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-11-21
FOUND

TWO WAYS TO MAKE < BUSTER B7RR1 MINGHAM-Every merchant and manu1 facturer should advertise in 'The BirI minghan Magazine" December nun1 ber '"rhe Dawn of Prosperity out last of November It's live wire, all fod Birmine ham. Noted contributors cover1 ing articles of great value to every live Eirminghammer. Send in your copy oH write and our advertising manager will call. Do this, and then join the Bir1 Yningham Chamber of Commerce. the city developers.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-11-21
WANTED-FEMALE HELP

HATES-ODe cent a word a dny; no nd
 taken for less than 2yc for first jnser- tion. Cash must accompany order,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-11-21

 SALESMEN--For s35 assortments family remedies to drug, general stores, family grocers; $10 commission; main or side line G. B. Williams Co.,, 149 W. Ohio st.. Chicago. 11-14-2t-su WE have a permanent position for territory sales managers; will guar antee the right man at least $1560 year and expenses and also large extra profits: reasonably good for s3000 to $5000 per year; experience not necessary in our line. but good ability and judgment required. Rex Typewriter Co.,. Suite 9 Steger Bldg, Chicago.
 ALESMAN-vacancy December 1, ex- perienced In any line to sell general trade in Alabama unexcelled speciality proposition; commission contract; $35 weekly for expenses. Continental Jew elry Co, 126-47 Continental Bldg, Cleve- land, O..
 WANTED-A few good salesmen, experi- enced in lubricating oils greases, paints, etc.. salary or commission: references required. The Monitor Oil Co.,, Cleve- land, O..