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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

.. WHORE 0dC Ofrcs a bin. mWs'
D. poy MS particular person or pili
10 De- SUFFICIENT II DC pays some p
rhO rs acting for ne man 10 trhom
De GaoHui Is lHrs
a. Payment should be made 10
the creditor or 90 his authorized
agent. Payment made 20 soWc M
who has In fact no authority % re-
coiyc II viii not discharge tho In.
%dobtedness unless il can be shown
that the creditor implicitly author
i1ed the act or ratified Il and 70.
cnIXel tho hcnnnL OF N.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

7 Ew MEXICO h pecuNarly for
M mnate In obtaining tho srrv-
Ices OF several widely known
tax experts 20 attend the meeting Of
h taxpayers association. which Is to
be organized IN santa Pc on septem-
Der 4. while 700 mnch expert advice
ss sometimes a hlndrancc rather than
n help. u cannot be doubted hut that
experta who have given the better
bart % their Ives 70 M study Of tax
atlon questions from every angle. will
be enabled to offer countless sugges-
thong as 90 the quickest ana best
methods 20 use In ~extricatine New
Mexico from ita tax muddie.
The taxation question Is a big one,
with many manifestations. Every state
has gone through the period which
New Mexico Is now facing. Many
states have solved many Of the most
~vexatious tax problems. others nrs
ssii struggling with them. Thas th'
citizens of New Mexico desire to in.
aagurate tax methods at once jus
and efficient Il believed 10 be TN
Overwhelming sentiment.
Much will depend on the meeting
Of members OF the taxpayers associa.
ton in Santa Fo next month. u d
believed hat the men who viii attene
win give TO the problem OF f%inancins
the state. county and city their mos
intelligent thought and take such nc
ton as In their opinion will be fol
the best Interests OF all the people.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24
wAIsn's COMMISSION.

IT. HE United states Commission
ON Industrial Relations, after
serving for many months, ex-
nmlng many witnesses and expendinR
a large sum Of money, has compiled
mai reports. which Will be submitted
10 the federal government, together
with recommendations 81 the commits
sion as al entirety ana OF the indi-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

A trench Is a ridge turned upside.
down.
Everybody has ecn trenches Of
more or less trenchant pretentious.
ness.
The trench OF most public interest
r. the battle trench. In which soldiers
stay and fight. Later, when the wal
Is over, the governments OF Europe
will be more Interested In retrench-
sng than they now are In trenching.
a trencher Is either a man digging
q trench. or a large meat platter
A mole's trench has a roof yer t..
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

r~STRlckIAND w ClLuiNo
A No Hit Game

talked TO her OF flowers and things.
And thought 10 win her heart.
! mado some Wild poetic flngs
On Fora's magic art.
I spoke 20 hor of goldcn.rod
A.waving In the breeze
She gave q frightened little nod
That ended IN q sneoze.
J talked 20 her OF goiden.rod-
She made me 20 and leave or.
My hopes are now beneath the sod
That poor Jane had h~ny.fevori
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

London. Aug. 3f-The award 81 a
war bonus 20 British post Office en-
ploye IS. which was made by the arbi-
traitor appointed 20 consider the mems
demands, will cost the government
not less than $1,000. 0oo IA year. ac-
eordinE 10 p~osiohiee officials.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24
The nnrbershop EdItIon

Have you been reading ~ even
Sag green sporting extra lately2'
mo. My wife gave me o safety
rezor for ChrIstmas.'
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

o. Where q Grim mo- make O
confession. WN 70 BE- aImuiri ~
cu.dcHcc dg4iasf him on ne irtaif
a Yes. " It was freely aud vol
UNFAIRLY made II viii not be adj
m!ssihlc II made Bs tho result OF
Iromiso8 or threats
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24
MIX or Human KIuduess?

For Sale--Two fresh mich cows.
also one good mixer. fresh since
spring. Address Julius Flath. Dark
River. " p D. No. l~-Escanaba
(Mlch.) Nctcs.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

would be- able 10 buy twice ~ much
Moreover, the stores you'd be able
10 sell goods with halt the clerks
and would cut their prices no much
that they would be- able to sell more
goods with less advertising which
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

What was the name Of the school
that taught you to have a good
memory"
at vast as well. ! have II
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24
Wnrth ThlnkInr Over

No town Is ever as bad as II seems
10 the one who ss homesick In IL. and
no place Is ver as fine as Il appears
to the n who Is hcmesick for IT,
III. d., Ottawa, Ill.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

things az home is niver as had as
yer wife In a letthor firm home
makes ye think they ARE whin she
thinks yez ought 10 b. there yersi,f.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

Q. Wh"r' itro r'h4cios meet 0H n
country ToGi. DOES IT, iuw compel
cdch Of hCm 10 turn 90 me rightf
a. n So the general rulc that
each must turn 10 the riFht The
statutes In many states contain pro
viniona rnnuirlnE II.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24
Assigning \ Judgment

O. Please inform M Whether p
lGWpcr MAJ GSsiJH % Judgment rc
cOrcrri bg his ,iiCHi.
A. Not unless ne has been OK
urcssly authorized by the client 10
do so.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24
No LRpldary

what Is your birthstone. Farmer
Hornihand?"
wal, as I was born in July. in
timothy harvest, I low Il must be
M MILESTONE
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24
His Early start

Mr.. Hutchesun Il a graduate OF
Ames College and has been q farmer
since he was born. which was about
twenty-cight years ngo. - Escanaba
(Mich.) Netts.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

The Sault Ste Marie ErcniRO Ncir9
a%rboreally states. Miss Myrtle Bush
has returned 20 visit her parents
In this city"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

You'd think II would be a school
Of dentistry. but there Is n "Molar
Barber ColleRe' In Milwaukee.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24
Rather Transparent E,!dcar,

q hhdiV tai me -fhc'Hor
Fo'HtgrH o. N-fuV photographs r'
rCr rcccircd bB the courts 90
tcrs ~ Cr,drsco.
A. Yes They have been ldmi'.
ted In evidence. and ARE generally -
admissible, for the purpose u ..
Illustrating tho testimony given ~
phyaicI4aG or surgeons.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24
Telling Her

There Is a certain lady living on
the West Side who asked an expert
swimmer where he learned the art.
MY lady" responded our hero,
modostly. Il used TO be a traffic cop
In Venice"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

Why do we call them glad.rags
when they've just had a sad-iron
used on ems. NJ.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24
Sn!!spSho}g
Joy E House 49,

II was Hack CARRIERS theory that
the time TO kiss q woman e. when
opportunity presents itself. Hack IN
long since dead. but his system has
never been improved upon.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

q when o. mCn make his Wii.
muV h. appoint than oHs
crDDti0f'
4 lN.-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

You will have noticed that the mar
who operates on the theory that a
sucker Is born every minute nearly
always has plenty Of money.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24
After DIR. Johnson

A lOa1ng employee Ia threatened
with "the can" TO point a moral: a
dog, 10 adorn a tail.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24
Registration Laws

q Are rfgigtrdtiou il.rg Giirnvs
Irld p0oi bU me c0Hrfss
4. No. They are sometimes uu.
constitutional
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

Some Of the Colonies served in tho
n Some Of them were born In
the South Of Democratic a~ntocedents.
But most OF them are auctionoers.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

No U0mdn Is a GOOD shopper uElesi
she kHoics irhdt is In al the stores
IN tOtCH and the prices thereof
would take away half the temptation
TO women who would then bee able to
get along with half as much as they
have now-Which would make thCm
so prosperous that they would pay
twice the present prices without
question
This sounds a little bit mixed, but
not moro so than most Of the Goa.
illusions arrived at by political ccono-
mists after studying the laws Of
supply and demand with earnest and
rovCrherating care
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24
For soap-BoX Orators

Q. May q cifB council pass an
ordiHaHce prohibiting public gather.
ings or meetings On me streets
Cepf trhcrc permission has frsi been
obtained from me mdBorf
a. Such diuancc3 have been
sEH.II
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

The bee. which has n great repu
tatioh for thrift aud industry. works
three months In the year AMI l0afs
nine. How did the bee get the name
Of busy?
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

more than enough to keep you com.
Portable.
6. Sleep as much or little as you
please. but sleep In n porch bedroom
or a room with open windows 1856
nights a year.
6. Walk at least a mile a day.
chest out. chin drawn Ia, stomach
held back, keep your mouth closed.
breathe deeply and toe In.
]. BE a cheerful idiot throughout
your waking hours.
3. Put your trust IN God and
dosplse no mans religion.
o. Marry early, and IL necessary
often, and always pick a winner.
10. Take as little medicine as
your doctor will allow, and have
just one good doctor, hut have one
whether you need him or not.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Intestinal Indigestion In Children
kindly aduisc nc Whdf 10 DO for
chronic Intestinal indigestion Ia q
boy ~ three years.
AHsiCcr-To save npace send n
stamped. solf-addresscd envelope for
personal reply.
Charcoal For had breath
WW tablets Of charcoal taken
after Cdiiag. help 70 orCrr0mc a bad
breath due 10 dBSpCpsiaP
ARStccr-Yes. but masticato or
powder the tablet. or, better. take
half a tcaspoonful OF powdered vii.
low charcoal.
Strength OF Iodine For Antiseptlc
what strength OF t~igcfHrc Of
iodiac should DC used TO stcGb
to0hndSg
Ansiccr-About ESQ, which "a
the standard tincture OF iodine Of
the British Pharmacopwia. Tho
United States Pharmacopuial tine
ture is strongcr-diluto u part
with two or three parts grain alcohol.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

Don't hurrah for anybody. There
Is too much noise as u Is.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

o. ~ the officers 81 q corporation
misuse The property and assets Of
Ne corporation. uhdi icgai remedy
D. thCrtg
A. The corporation may be- DIE.
solved by the decree Of a court OF
FwFfev
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

Three cheers have been proposed
for tho Misaourian who beat up his
daughters sulior so badly that no
hasn't been able 10 play the eorns
since.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

w. HHHN|HH
a. The corporation may be- die.
solved by tho decree Of a court Of
equity,
Ten In The Hole
Q. 4 mcrchqai NTH whOm J
lure hal an %CccoHRi claimed nat I
area him fcriy-HrC dollars. M
looks shOtC TINT the dmCrHt due him
,rGS OHlV MiIfVGrc dollars. paid
him ne hirfV.drc and h. accepted
o. bet h. declined 90 Girc ~ q re-
tt.gt snoring payment 10 fHN Cud
hc insists tidi I sil oIC" hi1 ten
dollars. could ! De o0Hp"ilri 10 pan
MINT
A. The mere fact that you paid
him thirty-hyo dollars, and he ac.
Ceptod 10. VIII not release you from
the remainder Of the debt. II YOU
actually owe Il. The case would
have been different II the merchant
had been doubtful about the amount
and, In order 10 avoid a suit. had
agreed TO receive a certain sum In
full satisfaction.
NUNS The Word
Q. Is a larger required 10 Oh.
Scrr' secrecy as 10 matters TcUCdici
10 him by q clicHR
A. II rs the general rule that a
communication made by the client
to his lawyer. for the purpose OF oh.
tanning professional adviea and as
Hlstance. is privileged and the lawyer
win not be- permitted 60 make "A dis
closure OF such matters.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

The Kansas man who Is suing for
n divorce OF the ground that hts VITO
has two soulmates, Is entitled To- his
decree, One sOulmate should be
enough for any wife.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

How tired the bartenders must
grow OF songs by the male quartette.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

The agent out ahead OF the show
usually Is pretty enthusiastic. But
he IL a peaslmist compared to the
girl who has a school friend coming
to visit her.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-24

II you desire to be different, give
money Instead Of advice.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-07-29
VERA CRUZ IS
HIS CAPITAL
Carranza Insists on Countries
Having Diplomats There.
SCHEMING FOR RECOGNITION
Not Likely To Be Recognized, As
Villa is Regarded In Army Circles
AS Having the Better OF the
Military Situation.

Washington.-Late diplomatic ad.
vices reaching Washington from Mex
leo said General Carranza had given
notice that he would not receive com.
munications from nor transact bust.
ness with foreign governments which
have no diplomatic agents accredited
to his government at Vera Cruz.
Enforcement of such an order prac-
tically would cut off the Carranza gov
ernment from further communication
with all the foreign nations which
have ministers resident in Mexico
City. 1t would not, according to the
information received, sever his in
formal relations with the United
States government, as Carranza is un-
derstood to regard Consul Silliman, at
Vera Cruz, as properly accredited
agent.
General Carranza's Washington
agents said they had no advices of any
such action on the part OF their leader,
nor had they heard that 1t was in con.
temptation. The report created inter
est and surprise in official and diplo-
matte circles, particularly in view of
the general understanding that foreign
governments were awaiting action by
the United States toward Mexico be.
fore recognizing any government in
the republic. II was announced recent
ly that Great Britain had definitely de.
termined to extend no recognition
until a government had been rec.
ognized by the United States.
Although present conditions in Mex.
leo are being given very serious con-
sideration by the Washington govern
ment, it is known that no decisive
action is in contemplation by the ad-
ministration in the immediate future
despite the fact that the President and
Secretary of State have cleared the
foreign relations desk for the time be-
ing with the dispatch of the third note
TO Germany regarding submarine war.
fare
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-07-29
HAS AN AERIAL
TORPEDO BOAT
U. S. May Adopt Invention Of
Admiral Fiske.
NEW TESTS FOR ISHAM SHELL
Rear-Admiral D. N. Taylor lnVents
Net To Guard BattIeships
Against Submarine
Attacks.

Washington. - The Navy Depart
ment is expected to adopt as a part
of the equipment of the battleship feet
an aerial torpedo boat, the invention
of RearAdmiral Bradley Fiske, who is
now attached to the Navy War Col.
lege at Newport
The aerial boat is designed to carry
torpedo from shore toward an ap-
preaching or invading feet and dis
charge II practically as would be done
by a submarine.
Secretary of the Navy Daniels has
taken new interest in the Isham
shell. The theory Of this shell is that
II can be exploded outside of battle
ship with more efficiency for destruc-
tion than that OF the largest armor-
piercing shells OF the navy. Rear
Admiral Fiske conducted experiments
with this shell some months ago but
II is understood that Mr.. Isham has
some new features. Rear-Admiral
Fiske and a special board will conduct
new tests.
Rear-Admiral d. W. Taylor, chief of
the bureau of construction Of the Navy
Department, will report shortly on the
effect OF torpedo fire on battleships. 1t
has been stated enormously that his
experiments so far showed that tor
pedo attacks could not be successfully
resisted and that the explosion of one
or more torpedoes would destroy a
battleship, Rear-Admiral Taylor is to
report both on his tests of torpedoes
against caissons, representing sections
of battleships, and on the value of his
anti-torpedo net. Many navy officials
believe that the new net discounts
very largely the hercest torpedo at
tack.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-07-29
New York Times.

with courage and with frmness
President Wilson and Secretary
Lansing have responded TO the hopes
and the deep convictions Of the
American people. In the controversy
with Germany II was time that there
be an end OF the long parleying in
which our protests and our demands
drew forth only evasions and IRE
sponsive counter proposals. The ma
ton has now spoken in words and
in tone which leaves room for no
further declarations on our part. 1t
rests with Germany to say whether
she desires the continuance Of friend
ly relations between the two govern.
ments and the two peoples.
The words are Of serious import. In
diplomatic correspondence they are
not employed save upon grave occa.
sions. They are not to be lightly
uttered or lightly taken.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-07-29
New York Herald.

II is in the solemnity Of its warn.
ing to the German government that
the American note is most impres.
sive. All things else. though impor.
tant in themselves, dwarf into rela.
tive insignifcance beside the formal
notice OF the government Of the
United States that every considera-
tion OF friendship impels 1t TO press
very solemnly upon the Imperial
German Government the necessity OF
scrupulous observance Of neutral
rights in this critical matter" and
that repetition by the commanders
Of German naval vessels OF acts in
contravention Of those rights must
be regarded by the Government OF
the United States, when they affect
American citizens as deliberately un.
friendly"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-07-29
1000 PERSONS DROWN AS CHICAGO
STEAMER UPSETS LEAVING ITS DOCK
Struggling PanicStrcken Mass of Women and Children d,
Excursion Boat Eastland Drown--Worst Marine Dis
aster on Inland Waters-As the Crowded
Boat is About to Leave with Merry
makers She Suddenly Lists
and Turns Over.

4 The ship never heeled back. nj
turned slowly but steadily toward /,
left side. Children clutched N,
skirts of mothers and sisters to kes,
from falling. The whole cargo wa,
impelled toward the falling side a
the ship. Water began to enter lowe,
postholes and the hawsers tore on,
the piles to which the vessel was tied
Screams from passengers attracts
the attention Of fellow-excurslonIu,
on the dock awaiting the next steams,
Wharfmen and picnickers soon lind
the edge Of the embankment, reachIp,
out helplessly toward the wayerlp,
steamer
For nearly FIVE minutes the shI,
turned before 1t finally dived undp;
the swift current of the river, own,
to the drainage canal system which
flows from the lake. During III,
mighty turning of the ship, with n,
cargo OF humanity, lifeboats, chair
and other loose appurtenances on ths
decks, slipped down the sloping aoor
crushing the passengers toward In
rising waters.
Then there was plunge, with /,
sigh OF air escaping from the hot
mingled with crying of children and
shrieks Of women, and the ship wa,
on the bottom of the river, castIus
hundred of living creatures into Ii.
water.
Hundreds Saved Quickly.
Many sank, entangled with clothinf
and bundles, and did not rise, but hun.
dreds came to the surface, seized float
ing chairs and other objects. ThOu
on shore threw out ropes and dragged
in those who could hold these LIE
lines. Employees OF commission firms
along the river threw crates, chicken
coops and other floatable things into
the current, but most OF these were
swept away by the stream, which
runs FIVE miles an hour.
Boats put out. tugs rushed to the
scene with shrieking whistles and
many men snatched off coats and
shoes and sprang into the river to aid
the drowning, With thousands Of
spectators ready TO aid and the wharf
within grasp. hundreds went to death,
despite every effort at rescue.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-07-29
THE PRESIDENTS SYMPATHY
Upton Also offers Condolences and
a Check For $1,000.

Upton Also offers Condolences and
Check For $1,000.
Chicago. - Acting Mayor Moor
house. of Chicago, received the follow
ing telegram from President Woodrow
Wilson:
Windsor. VT. July 25. 1915.
Hon. William Hale Thompson,
Mayor, Chicago. ILL.,:
Il am sure | speak the universal
feeling Of the people Of the county
in expressing my profound sympathy
and sorrow in the presence OF thu
great disaster which saddened 80 NAM
homes"
A cablegram was received from ST.
Thomas Upton, of London, England
which read as follows:
81 am greatly shocked to see by TIT
days newspapers the catastrophe ths'
has fallen on your city. My heartfelt
sympathy goes out to those who have
lost their dear ones. II you start !
relief fund put me down for 81 1000"
A message of coincidence from ih'
organization Of the General Slocun
Survivors of New York also was re
ceived.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-07-29
New York World.

"The United States is no longer
concerned with what Germany says
1t is concerned only with what Ger
many does.
president Wilson's third note to
the German government in respect TO
the Issues Of law and humanity raised
by the Lusitania massacre is the final
word OF the United States. The note
is not an ultmatum in form, but 1t
is an ultimatum in substance. The
Imperial government is. eourteously
but emphatically informed that the
United States intends to maintain It's
rights as a neutral on the high seas,
without compromise and at any cost
and that repetition by the comman-
ders Of German vessels OF acts in
contravention of those rights must be
regarded by the government Of the
United States as deliberately un-
friendly
"The issue now rests with Ger
many; even the military.mad autoc-
racy Of Berlin can have no excuse for
mistaking the meaning Of these Sc.
rious and measured words.
These demands are not excessive,
and in formulating them President
Wilson speaks not only for the
American people, but for civilization
itself Unless the United States main
tains its neutral rights without COM
promise and at any cost there are
no neutral rights left which any bel.
ligerent is bound to respect and the
whole world is given over TO the ter
rOr Of the sword"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1915-07-29
Chicago Tribune.

The reply Of the government TO the
latest German note appears to be
final, so far as the American conten
tions Of law and right are concerned
II not an ultimatum in form, It is an
ultimatum in fact. The door Of dis
cusslon is closed.
There now can be no doubt OF the
duty Of press and public, and that
is to accept the stand taken by our
government, without cavil or reserva.
tion, and to give the government our
unfincbing and unreserved support,
whatever the consequences fate may
have in store for the nation.