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The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1915-05-08
ENTERTAINED IN HONOR
OF THEIR GRANDDAUGHTER

Mr.. and Mrs. Tobias Mcconnell de
lightfully entertained at dinner on
Monday in honor of their granddaugh-
ter, Miss Elma Mcconnell. The
guests included all of Miss Elma's for
mer school teachers except Miss Flor
ence Ross, who was unable to be pres
ent. Those guests were: Mr.. and
Mrs. Howard Mcconnell, Miss Blanche
Wisham. Miss Clara Rawley, Miss
Flora Robinson, Mrs. j. Godbow
Thomas, Miss Edna F. Dilks, Mrs.
Gertrude Mcconnell, Miss Helen Nc
Connell.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1915-05-08
AUTHORS CLUB TO BE
ENTERTAINED AT LUNCHEON

Mrs. John F. Ryon will entertain
the Authors Club at luncheon on
Tuesday, May 18th. The table deco
rations will carry out the color scheme
of yellow and green, with yellow Gro
cuses and asparagus fern. The guests
will be: Mrs. Daniel l.. Collins. Mrs.
Charles Collins, Mrs. Jerry Carton,
Mrs. Charles S. Adams, Mrs. Samuel
Ireland, Mrs. Hugh NJ. Collins, Mrs.
E. C. Westcott. Mrs. R. L. Race, Mrs.
Mary Campbell, Mrs. Charles Steb-
bins, Mrs. Pardon Ryon. Mrs. David
Lake, Miss Lydia Magee, Mrs. H.
Frank Parker, Miss Grace Baltz.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1915-05-08
WESLEY LADIES' AID TO
HOLD STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL

The Ladies' Aid Society of Wesley
NJ. E. Church held its regular monthly
meeting Thursday afternoon at the
home of Mrs. Harry Simons, on Pleas
ant venue. 1t was decided to hold
a strawberry and ice cream festival
on Saturday evening, June 9Th, at the
storeroom of Mrs. Mary Campbell,
8 North Main street. The June meet
ing of the Aid Society viii be held at
the home of Mrs. William Naglee, on
Lake Place.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1915-05-08
ANTI-sUFFRAGE MEETING.

The wise voter always hears both
sides before he casts his ballot. The
New Jersey Association Opposed to
Woman Suffrage will present its point
of view in Pleasantville next Monday
evening at s o'clock, when Miss Min
ME Bronson is to speak against votes
for Mrs. Thomas J. Preston,
formerly Mrs. Grover Cleveland, and
Mrs. Garrett A. Hobart are both offic-
ers in the N. j. Anti Assn. Miss
Bronson is to speak in the Pleasant
vile Theatre. Seats free, all well
come.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1915-05-08

H. Frank Parker, Mrs. John B. Smith,
Mrs. Charles Wesley Blake, Mrs. j.
Godbow Thomas, Mrs. Daniel L. Col
Inns, Mrs. Charles Stebbins, Mrs. Job
Stebbins, Mrs. Charles T. Collins.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1915-05-08

Lake & Risley Co. are giving away
a very useful household article to
their coal customers. Call and get
yours.-adv.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
$50 Prize Chickens Lost.

Kennewick, Wash. -- The houses,
coops, pens and practically the entire
flock of pure-bred White Leghorn
chickens owned by Mounsey Bros. on
their poultry ranch three miles west Of
town we're destroyed by fire one night
this week. The incubator-house. in
which is located a mammoth 300-egg
incubator, was saved, however. One
hundred and fifty birds, many of which
were prize-winners and with splendid
laying records, were burned, while less
than two dozen birds escaped. Noun
sey Bros. for number Of years have
been the largest breeders Of fancy
poultry in this section and among the
largest in the state. Hardly enough
of their famous strain has been left to
start another flock. r. C. Mounsey,
announced that they will
start another flock.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
Eruption Of Mount LaSen TeTOr1S
Residents of Hat Creek Valley, Cal.

Redding, Cal.-Lassen Peak poured
out another large eruption of ink-black
smoke Sunday night, it was reported
by returning automobile parties late
Monday, who said that a rift in the
rain clouds when they were at Viola
had shown pillows of smoke ascending
to considerable height.
The volcanic avalanche from the
crater of the peak was diverted in it's
ruinous rush into old lava beds and the
lower part of the fertile Hat Creek
valley was temporarily saved from the
threatening food. In spite of the lull
in Lassen's activity, a feeling of ter
ror prevailed throughout the danger
zone and more than 100 refugees re-
fused to return to their homes.
Ranchers took advantage Of the
mountains somnolence to return to
their lands and drive their stock off to
the high lands.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
Mills Buying Wool.

The Eastern Oregon wool market Is
still inactive. A number Of buyers are
out, but they are making no deter
mined effort to procure wool. and the
growers seem content to await the
regular sales days before Offering their
clips. The rain and cold weather has
delayed shearing for over a week and
some of the scheduled public sales will
be postponed until later date.
In western Idaho, 4 little business
has been done on the basis Of 2S to 25
cents in the grease. the secured cost
being estimated at about 65 to 81
cents.
Wool purchases in Utah to date are
estimated at over 5000, 900 pounds.
The recent buying has been on the
basis of 90 to % cents for fine and 23
to rs cents for medium, the secured
basis being 60 cents and upward for
fine and 81 to 5s cents for medium.
Dealers have offered 25 cents freely in
the Soda Springs and Triangle section
and have obtained some wool, though
most growers ask more. The famous
wool clip was among those sold at
Soda Springs.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
Pope Justiies Position.

Paris A dispatch to the Temps
from Rome says: at is announced
that Pope Benedict has prepared doc
ument justifying the Vatican for its
decision to maintain absolute neutral
ity, but leaving Italian Catholics free
to act in the war according to their
own desires, without engaging the re-
sponsibility of the Holy See. 1t is
said that the Pope will protest formally
against the expulsion of the Austrian
ambassador and the German ministers
accredited to the Vatican, declaring
that it is contrary to the guarantees. :"
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28

Little Mr. Eiusteln. . travelling
salesman, found himself far away
from home. and naturally very lone
some. He knew not . soul In the ho-
toi at which no was staying aud he
decided that ho must attract aome at
tantion at any cost, Presently bell
hop came through tho lobby paging a
Mr.. Murphy. mir. Murphy" he shout
cd. At this point MIR. Einatein jumped
up and hollered; Say. boy. vat ini'
tails Every body'B.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
Formal Notification Is Delivered
in Vienna by Government.
ITALIAN GAStUE DRIVE OUT PATROL
Thirty Thousand Italian Residents Are
Detained and Fate Of 600 Who
Left Trieste Is Unknown.

Rome, via Paris-Contemporaneous
" with the issuance of a general mo
biliEation order. the Italian govern
ment Sunday night officially announeeC
that it had declared war against Aus
tria-Hungary.
The first skirmish of the Italo-Aus
trian war occurred between Italian anC
Austrian troops at Foreellini di Mon
tozIo, in the pass between Point d
Legno and Pejo.
An Austrian patrol crossed the From
tier, but was attacked by Italian Al
pine Chasseurs and driven back over
the border.
Baron Won Maechio, the Autro-Hun-
garian ambassador to Italy, received
his passports at $3.50 o'clock.
The Italian ambassador at Vienna.
Baron Avarna, has been recalled.
The report reaching Rome that the
German and Austrian governments
have prevented $4,000 Italians from
leaving he.territory of those countries
has created profound impression
here.
The Giornale d'Italia declines to be-
lieve the truth Of this report, not only
because this would be opposed to the
rights of nations, but for the reason
that the Italian government not only
permitted the departure Of Austrian
and Germans from Italian soil, but
protected these nationals.
From the Austrian side Of the from
tier, news reaches Udine that the Ital-
ian residents are actually being hunt
ed, that the fate of 600 who left
Trieste, hoping to reach Italy is un-
known and that the greatest anxiety
for their safety is felt.
At Rovigno, in Istria, 62 Italian
citizens have been arrested. These
include the mayor, Signor d'Avanzo.
and the secrearty Of the municipality.
All Italian citizens residing near the
fortifications of Polo have been taken
into custody by the police and at Cor
mons, on the frontier, 1000 Italians, |
for the most part women and children,
have been concentrated and prevented |
from leaving the territory.
A Verona dispatch says that Mario
Weber, of Trieste, who, notwithstand-
ing his German name, was an ardent
Italian, enlisted in the French army
when the war began. He was taken |
prisoner by the Germans and when it
was learned that he had resided in
Trieste he was handed over to the Aus
trian authorities and was hanged at
Linz.
The town of Trent, one of Austria's
strongly fortified towns, has been ter
.ified by the explosion of mines, with
which the military authorities were
destroying houses, bridges and every
hing within the fortified zone that
night interfere with future artillery
lctions.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS

Portland Wheat, Bluostem. ti,l6
forty-fold. Si.i4; club, Sill, re,
Fife. si.06; red Russian. sl,0t,
Millfeed--Spot prices; Bran, sac,
50Ole7 ton; shorts, saT,5oGrss; rollcS
barley, $27. 6oO2s.60.
Whole. SS6 ton; cracked, $50
Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, SIT
CDl6 ton; valley timothy. sls0ri2, so;
grain hay, sio0fi2; alfalfa, sla6o@
1880.
Vegetables - Cueumbers, Oregon.
76ccl$l. 10 dozen: artichokes. 75c dos-
en-: tomatoes, IS crate: cabbage. 2t
6lSie pound; celery. $3.50 crate; head
lettuce, $l,25Cl2.25 crate; spinach, Sc
pound; rhubarb. i6plAe pound; as
paragus, 75eetsl,26; eggplant, s6e
pound: peas. 7Cl7ie pound: beans, 10
0ll2c; carrots, sl,60Cli,76 sack: (:
beets, sl.50cl2; turnips, si.60Cl2.
Green Fruits Strawberries, Orc
gon, 75eGtl.5o crate; apples, $l6ll.76
box; cranberrries. $ll@l2 barrel;
cherries. Oregon. sGll0c pound: Cali
fornia, $i.500ll.75 box: gooseberries,
l0D5c pound.
POtatOes--old. si.75Ge2 sack; new.
60l6ic pound.
Eggs - Fresh Oregon ranch. case
count, Ice; candled, zoe dozen.
Poultry - Hens, l26llSe; broilcrs,
is &C csc; turkeys. dressed. 22 a. 2tc:
live. Is 6e zoe; ducks, old, . a. l2e;
young, lseD20c; geese, s6c9c.
Butter - Creamery prints, extras,
25c pound in case lots: &c more in less
than case lots; cubes, 2li@22ic.
Veal-Faney. lo6Dlle pound.
Pork-Block. l06ll0ie pound.
Hops - 1914 crop. l0Il0ic pound:
lie pound.
Wool - Eastern Oregon. medium.
'5e; Eastern Oregon, fine, ls@20e;
'alley, 2SI2Sc; mohair, new clip, S2i
GSsc.
Cascara bark-old and new. A6g4ie
,ound.
Grain bags-Nominal. 7t@7ie.
Cattle-Best steers, $7.506rS. 20:
hoice. $76l7.60: medium, s6.75Gl7;
hoice cows, $6.256l6. so: medium, SIS
I5.75; heifers, S50r6.7 75; bulls, $3.50
1916; stays, s5tl6.75.
Hogs - Light, $7.l5@s.26; heavy,
6. .506l7.S5.
Sheep -- Sheared wethers, So a. z;
heared ewes, $tl5.75; sheared lambs,
6@7.50. Full woods 81 higher.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28

energy. There was always fear and
dread In my mind, ! had cold, nervous,
weak spells, hot flashes over my body.
had place In my right side that was
90 sore that could hardly bear the
weight Of my clothes. / Itriedmedicines
and doctors, but they did me little good,
and Inever expected to get out again.
i got Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and Blood Purifier, and / GER
tainly would have been in grave or in an
asylum If your medicines had not saved
me. But now ! can work all day, sleep
well atnight, eat anything want, have
no hot flashes or weak, nervous spells.
All pains, aches, fears and breads are
gone, my house, children and husband
are no longer neglected, as am almost
entirely free Of the bad symptoms had
before taking your remedies, and all 10
pleasure and happiness in my home. -
Mrs. JosIE Ham, r. =. D. ], Box q,
Shamrock, Missouri.
HyOu wantspecial advice write
Lydia IL. Pinkham Medicine Co.
lconfdentiaD Lynn Mass
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
Strength Power, Accomplishments are all Typed In s. s. s.

Some blood disorders become deeply
rooted In tho glands and tissues. and tho
mistake IN made OF resortlng 10 drastic
drugs. These only nRgrnvate by causing
other and worse troubles. A host Of peo.
pie know this 10 be true. They know
from painful experience.
To get right down into whers the blood
is vitiated requires s. s. s. the greatest
blood purifier ever discovered.
This remarkable remedy contains ono
ingredient, the active purpose OF which Is
20 stimulate the tissues TO the healthy
selection Of its own essential nutriment
and the medicinal elements Of this match.
less blood purifier are Just AZ essential TO
well baianced-heaith as the nutritious
elements OF tho meats. grains. fats and
sugars Of our daily food.
Not only this. but II from the presence
Of some disturbing poison there IL q local
or general Interference Of nutrition to
cause boiis, carbunelss, Rbscsssea and
kindred troubles, 9. 8. q 20 directs the
IScai cells that thiS poison 70 rejected and
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28

eliminated from their presence.
Then, too. s. .. s. has such specific
stimulation on these local cells as 70 pre-
serve their mutual welfare and q proper
relative assistance 10 each other.
In worry brief time 8. 8. q. has the
reconstructive process no under control
that remarkable changes are obsevsd. All
eruptive places heal, mysterious pains and
aches have disappeared, and from head 10
foot there n a conscious sensation OF re-
newed health.
From the fact that s. 8. 8. II purely
a botanical preparation, Il is accepted By
the weakest stomach and has great tonic
influence. Not one drop of drugs or
minerals Is used In It's preparation. ASK
for 3. s. 8. and insist upon having it.
And II you desire sklllfuI advice upon any
matter concerning the blood and skin
write 10 Tho Swift Specific Co, sos Swift
Bldg. Atlanta. Ca. Do not allow some
jealous clerk to iarrup the atmosphere in
eloqnence over something "Just a. goodS
~ 8. 8, 8. Beware ef Al aounterfeitA
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
War Cost in Year Figured.

Paris - Captain Edmond Thery,
widely known as an economist, esti-
mates that the total military expendi-
lures for the first year Of the war will
be so billion francs (S10, 600, 600, 000)
for the seven allies and 81 billion
francs ($7, 400, 900, ,0O0) for Germany,
Austria and Turkey. This makes an
average of 1880, 900, 900 francs ($1,-
440, 600, 000) month, 242, 1000, 900
francs (48, 400, ,00O day, 10000, 900
francs $4,000, OOO) an hour. He be-
lieves Great Britain, France and Rus
sia can support the strain more easily.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28

Concentration and practice are tho
chief needs In momoriEInE poetry and
dramatic lines, Competition seems TO
DO the best way to stimulate concen'
tration In children II they are not Huf'
fering from nervous troubles. and
youngsters will md II most lntercst
ing to do theao memory feats against
time A race to learn = poem may be
aa interesting a. a hundrcdyard dash.
Adding columns OF hgurcs aEAina,
time Is not only intoreAtinE but eH'
eccdinEiy practical
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
odd Weddlna Custom.

In northern Africa they have q way
OF providing for the wedding OF their
daughters that is interesting. When
the guests arrive q man at the door
receives the pence they give, and
writes it down in book. This means
that when any OF these guests have
q wedding the host will give each Of
them just what they gave him. As
it is. the guests pay for the wedding.
and each one has either already re-
ceived as much as No gives or viii
receive It later on
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
DAISY KILLER.
m, apauch,er.ln.law.-

My husband and l had Just been
married and my small brother-in,law
overheard his mother refer to me as
my daughterin-law." A short time
after that the little fellow visited me
In my new home. and upon sending
him to the store the groceryman, see
ing he was q stranger, said: We'll. lit
tie boy. have never seen you before.
Do you live IN this neighborhoodf"
mo. sir said the child. but my
daughterin-lAw lives across the
street and | am visiting her."
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28

Tho artificial production OF muuh'
rooms 10 carried on In Europe to an
extent never attempted here. though
tho growing OF them In America 10
rapidly increasing, mushroom barns"
being available In cellars, caves.
stables. nelds. outhouues OF all kinda,
Il Ia ono Of tho many attractive spec
taelcs OF tho great markets OF Paris
TO 500 htsh pyramids OF mushrooms,
fresh from the farms" white AZ snow
and OF whose luscious edible qualities
there can be no doubt
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
That Ooy Auain,

Tho boy stood on the burning deck.
whence all but he had ned. The
amudEc pot filed the air with smoke.
tho rcd firc klowed real rcd. The
thunder roarsd. the llEhtninEs dashed.
and stili he would not so, For " {
did ia spoil" quoth he, tho notion
picture show" Tho camera clicked.
the aim rolled on. tho boy was burn
Ing money, That picture made him =
repute. aud bought his bread and
honey.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
BrownsviIIe rannery Plant Sold.

Albany, Or.--Arrangements where
by the Linn and Benton Cooperative
Growers association will take over
the Brownsville cannery were complet-
ed at a meeting of the directors Of
both institutions here. The associa-
tion gives $40, 900 worth Of its stock
for the Brownsville plant. The asso-
citation will use the Brownsville can
merry to handle its excess fruit and veg
etable output this year. 1t is expect
ed that two canneries will be neces-
sary next season, and new one prob
ably will be built in Albany.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
WaIIa WaIla Has Heavy Rains.

Walla Walla-Rains Of the last two
weeks have practically insured rec
ord wheat crop in the Prescott district
unless unfavorable weather conditions
should prevail later during the grow
ing and maturing season, says e. H..
Leonard, manager of the Portland
Flour Mills, of Prescott. s. c. Con-
rad, a Freewater district farmer here,
said that exceptionally heavy rains in
the Freewater and Hudson Bay sec
tions have leveled much alfalfa, and
farmers are expecting to have some
difficulty in harvesting the first crop.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
EmelsneH.

Tho truly efficient man ia 30 much
OF n unit. 40 ahsorhed In hts vocation.
that tho aslfconseiouanesa due 10 soif'
Analysis. which eats up strength. 10 un'
known To him. II fellow doea
thing wcll he 10 caught In the arms
OF Joy that takes his mind away from
himself: II badly. he becomes cor
roded BY Rnxio,y.--nishop Brent.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
Italians Close to Ensmx.

London - Austrian and Italian
forces are facing each other at some
places only half-mile apart" says
the Geneva correspondent of the Daily
Express. "The forces at the front
are estimated at million men on each
side. The Austro-German headquar-
ters' staff has arrived at Trent and the
Austrians have mounted artillery in
the Stelyio Pass. A continuous
stream Of troops from the Tyrol is ar
irving near the Italian frontier"
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
Stone That la Elastic.

There is a stone that is as flexible
as rubber and that, when set up on
edge in thick plate, sways to and
fro in the wind like a piece Of leath-
er. This stone is called itakolumite,
and the Scientific American says 1t
is the mother rock Of Brazilian dia-
monde.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28

This seems to be a great truth. In
any exile or chaos whatsoever. that
sorrow was not given us for sorrows
sake. but always and infaliibly as
lesson for US from which we arc TO
learn somewhat: and which. the some
what once learned. ceases TO be sor
row Thomas Carlyle,
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
Buylno Hon TIek.n

Buying ION tick is not new slang.
but goes back to the seventeenth GEN.
tury. 1t is stated in letter dated
1861: The Mermaid Tavern is late
ly broke, our ticks amounting to
s1500." And In another document .
little later 1t is said: Every one
runs upon tick.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
optIml,m Not AIwaY. Rea.surina.

Optimism Not Always Reassurins.
Il read with intense interest" said
Eoyes E. Brewmore. 'the story Of the
boy with 4 smile who worked his way
up rung by rung until he became pres
ident of a trust company. Personally,
however. whenever a man with a smile
approaches and gives me the glad
hand. I feel instinctively that am due
for q touch. kansas City Star.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
Human Nature.

II is human nature to want to throw
something. The babe Of yesterday
which started in by throwing its dishes
on the floor is today throwing ball.
tomorrow he will be throwing brick
and it won't be long before he is a man
throwing the bull.-Philadelphia In
Quirer.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
rrIhu,. to IN. Anelsn, Romans.

The AvczEano region WAS not un'
known TO the Romans and the old
Roman roada across the mountains
may still be traced in places. A man
beside the way OF whom tho distance
was asked. replied; ny the Roman
road II Is 80 tar."-Thomas Nelson
Page Ia Scrihner's Magazine,
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
Daily Thouoht.

What we want Is the old spirit of
our forefathers; the firm conviction
that not by criticism, but by sympathy
we must understand; what we want is
more reverence, more love. more hu-
manity. more depth.-F. w. Robertson.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28

nealM DeIOr0 using
your medicine. ] had
falling, iniamma-
ton and congestion,
female weakness,
pains in both sides,
backaches and bear
ing down pains, was
short of memory,
nervous, impatient,
passed sleepless
nights, and had
naifhar Gfrnn04h nop
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
Wanted Point Remembered.

When little Billie was visiting At
lunch one day he had strawberries
and there were but q few on each
ones plate. Billie looked at the small
assortment at his place. then whis-
pered: Remember. Aunt Marie
that I'm company"
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
EIIoIbIe AZ ! craveslde orator.

when die" said Noyes e. Brew
more, Il would like Tennyson J. Daft
to make q few remarks at my grave.
A man who can write such ambigu-
JUS poetry ought to be able to deliver
o well-sounding funeral oration with
out really exposing my true history"
kansas City Star.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
Wasted Energy.

Some day the people who are con
cerned in conserving energy are go
ing to turn their attention to the
man who sits up all night working
out chess and checker problems.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1915-05-28
Eanhlon Edlter,a IdeA.

There Is nothing more important to
a woman than saving her soul" shout
cd tho evangelist "unless Il 10 keep
Ing her shape" muFmured tho fashion
editor. who had been sent TO report
the proceodings.-SL Louis Globe
Democrat.