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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04
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Elk's Card Party

The entertainment committee of the
Elks are preparing for another one
of their good time parties, to take
place on Thursday, May -, rain or
shine. The game this time will be
Military 500" which will create a
good deal of fun. Now don't say, 81
cant play that sort of a game, because
YOU can. The actual game is the regu.
lar 800" game, and the only differ
ence between this and the common
brand of 800" lies in the difference
of marching orders" in other words
in the way you move" There are
other little features that are interest
ing and will create a spirit of laughter
and rivalry that you shouldn't miss.
so come, and learn what they are.
These parties are given by the lodge
for their members and lady friends
only. And another thing there is no
expenditure attached to the
matter. not pay as you enter af-
fair" The club foOts the bill. and all
YOU are required to do is To enjoy
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04
A GIFT OF FLOWERS

with good wishes for happi.
ness and prosperity for the max
ers of the Daily Ardmoreite"
This was an inscription written up,
on a card accompanying a bouquet of
roses and ferns, which Mrs. James A.
Bivens gathered in her flower garden
and presented this morning to The
Ardmoreite. One of the pleasing feat
ures with the bouquet was personal
visit from the donor. Mrs. Bivens has
always taken an active interest in
flower culture She is one of the pro-
moters of the annual flower show
which the city has. and her efforts and
influence in this line has been very
to the city. and has made
il more beautiful Ardmore. The Ard
sincerely appreciates the to-
ken of good wishes.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

Dizziness, vertigo (blind staggers)
sallow complexion fiatulence are symp-
toms of torpid liver. No one can feel
we'll while the liver is INACTIVE. HER
BINE is a powerful liver stimulant A
dose or two will cause all bilious symp-
toms to disappear. Try it. Price soc.
Sold by Bomar Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

Beginning with tomorrow afternoon
the street car that leaves the city at
$3.50 p. m, will go on through to Lo-
rena park, likewise the car that leaves
the city at 90 o'clock. This will give
members of the country CLUB ample
service.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

A teacher in Woodland avenue
school asked the other day. How
many kinds of flowers are there?
Three pupils held up their hands She
chose one to reply Well. lsidore,
how many kinds OF flowers are there
Three. teacher" Indeed? And what
are they" Wild. tame an collie. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04
OIL and GAS NEWS

900 barrels have been run, and some
of the producers express the hope
that the oil which yet remains to be
run will clear the field of this kind
Of storage They believe that If there
is left a small quantity, the pipe line
will run 1t in order to clear the field
Of the menace and to get the ponds
in such shape as to enable the con-
seryaton officer to see that no more
oil goes into ponds.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

Loneliness is one Of the bugbears OF
mankind With some people. it is
constant source of unhappness They
make plans, sometimes exceedingly
complex. TO keep il at bay. They think
that II lies on side. II really lies with
in their own consciousness.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

A. l.. Walker, who was recently
appointed oil conservation officer for
the Healdton field, was here last night
and left this morning for the fields.
Mr. Walker says one of the prime
objects Of the new oil law was to
prevent the waste of oil occasioned
by placing oil in earthen storage,
and that the practice has already
been stopped in the Healdton field,
and no more oil will be put in that
Kind Of storage. He says there was
vast waste occasioned by the last
rains. Mr. Walker is making every
effort to carry out his duties without
fear or favor, and the producers gen
orally express appreciation for the
manner in which Mr.. Walker has be
gun his work.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04
Lame BACK.

Lame back Is usually due to rheuma
tism of the muscles of the back Hard
fer from it. Relief may be had by
massaging the back with Chamber
lain's Liniment two or three times a
day. Try IT, Obtainable everywhere
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

Barbed wire cuts, ragged wounds,
collar and harness gals heal up quick
" when BALLARD'S SNOW LINZ
MENT is applied. 1t is both healing
and antiseptic. Price 25c, soc and 81
per bottle. Sold by Bomar Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

All automobile owners in the city
are hereby notified that automobile
licenses are now due and will be de
linquent after May Il,
W. S. FORREST.
2-lOt City Collector,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

The Wolf well near Blackwell Is
reported TO be making twenty mill
ions of gas at a depth of 1000 feet
and has been open since the 2jth day
of April J. A. Pollard. federal gas
conservation officer under the bureau
of mines, has been asked to go there
90 use his fluid mud process to con
troll the gas and stop the waste.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04
II Vanished.

"Now." said the great magician roll
ing up his sleeves to show that he
had no concealed mechanism to de
ceive the eye, II shall attempt my
neverfailns experiment Taking
from his pocket a fivedollar bill. he
said: II shall cause this bill to dis.
appear utterly" So saying. he lent
II to friend.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04
Public Life.

Public life Is situation OF power
and energy; he trespasses against his
duty who sleeps upon his watch as
well as he that goes over to the en-
emy.-Burke.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04
Compulsory Military Service

Rio Janeiro, Brazil, May 4.-The
president of Brazil in a message to
congress today recommends compul.
sorry military service.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

Mr. Small Merchant: Do YOU real
ize that the Big Merchant down the
street vss once a Small Merchant?
Do YOU know what made him big
You will find that advertising bad
A great deal to do with il
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

Some months ago the Magnolia Pipe
Line company contracted to run as
much as 100000 barrels of pond oil
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

Miss Helen Butler returned last
night from a several weeks visit with
friends at Okmulgee and Muskogee.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

j. VI. Depuy, representing the VOL
VERNE Oil company, Is here from
Tulsa and will probably spend sew
cral days looking over the oil fields
in this section OF the state.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

The Kicama Oil company, which
owns leases covering / 800 acres
near the Wildcat Jim well is interest
ed in that portion of the field This
company, it is reliably reported, has
contracted with Earl Athay to drill
a well. If Wildcat Jim proves to be
producer, the new well will be an
offset to it, and if It proves not to
be well, another portion of the field
will be tested. The new well will be
started within sixty days The XII
CANA company's name was made up
Of the names of Sol Kimbrell. T. L
Carpenter and James II. Mathers.
Marion Pierce and others are also
Interested in the company This new
test will be drilled to depth of 1000
feet.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

Chas Won Weise is in Oklahoma
City today on business connected with
the proposed pipe line to Gainesville
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

A. r. McGhee Of the Crystal Oil
company, has gone to Stephenylle,
Tex. on business trip. He will
probably be there several weeks It
Is reported that he and others have
large. acreage leased in that sec
tion and will do some drilling for oil.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

H. w. Bishop Jr.. Of Pittsburg, Pa"
has been here looking over the Car
ter county oil fields, and left today
for Tulsa.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

] r. Crosbie No. 8 on the Roy NJ
johnson in 5-i-3, Is drilling at a
depth Of 100 feet.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04
Occupation Tax Due.

All occupation taxes are now due
and will be delinquent after May.
Is. 1915. w. S. FORREST.
210t City Collector
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

FOR SALE-Large horse. cheap: or
will exchange for smaller horse.
Phone 94S. Mrs. \. II. Cornell 4-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

The Wilburton well in the south
part Of l5-i-3, Odsettng the stock
mans well is being put on the pump,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

Have you q house or q room you
wish to rent? 1t will cost but thirty
cents TO rent it-try the want ads
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04
SUNDAY GREAT
DAY At CHRIS
T|AN CHURCH
ANNUAL MEETING AND REPORTS
OF COMMITTEES READ - FINE
DINNER SERVED ANNUAL
ELECTION OF OFFICERS.

Sunday was a great day in the an
mails OF the First Christian church OF
this city. After the regular services
in the morning a program had been
arranged in which big dinner took
the leading part, after which the re-
ports for the year past were read and
the election OF officers for the ensuing
year followed
The following program was car
ried out:
$50 a.m.-Bible school Aim: go
attendance-equal to the
church roll.
HOO a. m.-Worship
Communion.
Offering.
Roll call
Balloting for Officers.
l2:lJ p. Common Dinner and So
cial Fellowship.
2:3O p. m.-Church Meeting.
/. Church Board W. NJ. DeVinney
=. Church Clerk w. VI. DeVinney
g. Financial Sec Treas ---------
------------Os Oscar A. Shumate
I. Ladies' Aid Mrs. W. X. Roberts
,. Bible School X. Mason
6. c. w. b. NJ Mrs. Sallie Jordan
!. Christian Endeayor o. l.. Smith
S. Announcement of the Ballot,
which resulted as follows:
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

Little Business Helps: Want Ads.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

r.. l.. Fairbanks, representing Guns
burg e. Forman. was IN the fields
yesterday from Tulsa.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04
DEACONS
FINANCIAL STATEN ENT

The following financial statemen
was submitted to the membership:
: -Ehnrnl, thrnlnh snn from rEl \.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

ELDERS
\. Eddleman Joe NJ. London
|. r. Mason
DEACONS
j. G. Anderson, w. r. Burnitt, DR..
II. T.. Cox, W. G.. Doak, w. NJ. De
Vinney, Errett Dunlap, l. II. Love,
NJ f.. Murphy, J n. Morgan, W A.
Pride, p. A. Rawlins, O. A. Shumatc.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-05-04

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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
Ar CHtrder's FIRST Arrest,


The first shock at arrest and nlpris
,nnent Is to the first offender the grea.
rrisls OF his life. He Realizes suddenly
Lnd viviGly that the state L. not mere
~ political abstraction out at u ION
forgotten school book nu1 il tbins
alive, armed with Jaw and claw IT,
effect Of tins Is Overwhelming rher'
and plastic than the first offender OF.
his first day In prison. On that day OF
all days the state ran mold hin -asill
to its civic needs Turn him yer /,
nan who believes in the h"ttu.I goo'
in him. teach him Il trad hereby h.
may learn TO support himself honeStl,
when released. give hin share In his
earnings. so that he may. even though
in prison. support his tnnocent wit,
and helpless children or II he is alone
save a bit of capital against that black
est day of liberation in other words
give him work and hope. the 1--WE
things which all u-n need In lrdeI to
iiye-and yon will have set him on the
road to citizenship. Deprive MIN OF
work and hope and you will rs surely
have set him on the road to criminal
ity.-From The Man In the Cage"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
High Finance In China.

II Is an established custom in China
that new company must pay divi-
dends to It's shareholders from the first
years OF its existence, and this forms
invariably clause Of the articles OF
association Some concerns which fail
to realize profit have to contract a
high interest loan in order to pay divi
dends in full 1t Is this practice that
compels companies to contract loan
after loan until they are plunged into
q helpless state Furthermore, when
a new company Is Established it is
from the start tied down to system
of commission paying. In every pur
chase as well as in every sale OF the
company a commission goes with 1t,
which ia therefore counted into every
payment and receipt. thus occasioninG
the need OF an unnecessarily large
amount Of capital.-Argonaut
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
Difficult Trading.

The trade between India and Tibet
has to be carried through lofty pass
es between l4WU and $4,000 feet high.
most of which are practically impassd
BILE during seasons Of heavy rain and
snow Sheep and also crosses between
yaks and ordinary cattle are used as
beasts of burden The most importa nj
route into Tibet from India Is from
Siliguri near Darjeeling In northern
Bengal. and across the small frontier
state of Sikkim 10 Gyantse and Yatung
In Tibet. the two leading trade marts
authorized by the existing convention
The other chief means Of access to
Tibet are from Almora, in the north
ern part of the united provinces. and
from Simla over tn. Simla-Tibet road
to Gartok in western Tibet, which is
at about 14.2OO feet eievat ton above the
RQa
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
DID you :?

Did you give him lift? Hes a
brother man,
And bearing about all the burden
he can.
Did you give him smile? He was
downcast and blue,
And the smile would have helped
him to battle it through.
Did you give him your hand? He wa
slipping down hill,
And the world, as 1 fancied, was
using him i'll.
Did you give him q word ? Did you
show him the road,
Or did you just let him go on with
his load?
Do you know what it means to be
losing the fight,
When a lift just in time might set
everything right?
Do you know what it means-iust a
clasp of hand
When a mans borne about all a
man ought to stand? i
Did you ask what it was--why the
quivering lip?
Why the half-suppressed sob, and
the scalding tears drip?
We're you brother of his when the
time came of need?
Did you offer TO help him, or didn t
you heed?
Tit Rits
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
Enormous Rainfall In Hawaii

The rainfall on the island of Hawaii
varies greatly, ranging from the enor-
nous downpour of 353 inches a year
in the upper Waipio valley to twenty
inches on some of the slopes of Huala-
lai. The only surface streams on the
island are found along the northeast
coast between Hilo and kohala. Wal
pic river, according to the United
States geological survey, is the largest
stream on the island and has been part
ly developed for irrigation. At Kapo-
no, on the east point of the island.
warm water flows from seams in the
rocks. These warm springs flow into
a pool about 100 feet long, % feet wide
and 20 feet deep. The pool is entirely
surrounded by rocks, and its color va
ries in shade from a beautiful blue to
violet. Waiapele, or Green lake, is a
body of fresh water in the pit Of an
old crater near kapoho. This lake COW
ers an area of about five acres and is
fed by springs below the surface. A
pumping plant takes water from this
lake for domestic use and for irriga-
t:c.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
City of Magnificent Distances.

When the government was moved to
Washington in 1900 it was far from
being a satisfactory place OF residence.
The city was laid out in the wilder
ness. They took TO the woods" for a
capital city. 1t was the first time that
government had actually gone into
the wilds and selected site for cap
ital and laid out its city on a we'll de-
fined plan. AS beautiful as we consid-
er Washington today, the minister
from Portugal. the Able Corea. who
was considered one of the greatest
wits of his time and who in 1916 called
it the city of magnificent distances.
SO named it purely in derision. In that
day there was little but distance in
the city. AS late as 1912 Charles Dick
ems, after his visit, wrote that Its
streets begin in nothing and lead no.,
where. "-Frederick L. Fishback in Ma
tional Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
Sikh's Disk of Death.

Sikh soldiers can certainly claim to
possess a unique form of weapon.
This is a hand thrown missile com
posed of metal similar in shape to the
discus, familiar in Roman history. Its
edge is sharpened like a razor, and the
weapon. when thrown with a peculiar
circular motion, has extraordinary pen
etrating power. 1t cuts like a knife
through paper when it strikes any OBJ
ject in its path.
At distance of a hundred yards the
disk is capable of cutting its way
through piece Of hard wood two
inches thick. 1t is the peculiar twist
given to the weapon when it is thrown
which causes the cutting edge to bury
itself so remorselessly in anything that
it meets. 1t is doubtful whether any
but the Sikhs could effectively use this
unique weapon.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
DELAYED "Last Moments.n

In the battle of Friedland, on June
IA, 1907. there was young lieutenant
In Napoleon's army namel Schramm
When the victorious general was riding
over the battlefield that evening he
came upon the eighteen-year officer
lying on the ground MORALLY wounded
and weeping bitterly.
why do you weep?' asked Napo-
leon as he rode by.
Because | must die before l can
become captain" the youth com
planned.
The words of the dying lieutenant
softened the emperors heart my
son, | shall gladly fulfill your wish"
he said. Il hereby advance you to the
rank of captain
The unexpected promotion actually
saved the boys life. He recovered.
Later on he fought most valiantly for
the cause of Napoleon. and by the
time of the battle of Waterloo he had
already become a general. He out
lived his last moments on the field
of Friedland by more than seventy
years.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
Emparrassino.

In South Africa General French earn
ed the title of the shirt sleeved gen.
eral,' Mr. Chisholm says in '.Sir John
French General French was often
to be seen walking about in camp in
shirt sleeves. One afternoon CORE
spondent rode up to the lines and, see
ing a soldier sitting on bundle of hay
smoking dilapidated looking old briar
pipe. asked where the general was.
1.-The old man is somewhere about"
coolly replied the soldier.
"Well, just hold my horse while go
and search for him"
Certainly, SIR" and the smoker rose
obediently and took the bride.
Can you tell me where the general
isl" inquired the correspondent Of
staff officer farther down the line.
General French? oh, he's some
where about. Why. there he is, hold
ing that horses headr
And the officer pointed directly to
the smoker. still TRANQUILITY pulling at
his pipe and holding the horse.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
Credit.

Credit Is an estimate OF your capac-
ity to worry about paying your bills
which Is held about yOu by a lot of
total strangers Credit Is also q belief
held Of your ability to pa! for some
thing long after you have ceased to de
rive any benefit from It Credit Is like
wise gauge OF your Willingness to
deceive yourself into the belief that
you can afford to buy something be-
cause you cannot pay cash for it. - II
everybody paid cash there would be
no bond issue, no huge clerical forces,
no national debts, no armies or mill
tary systems. no schools such as exist
today. no war. no degenerate fashions
nothing but plain. everyday living.
Credit enables everybody to live a fc-
titious existence. Nothing exceeds like
credit-Ldfe
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
Broad Rrimmed Hats.

Toward the end of the thirteenth
century big broad brimmed hats were
fashionable in Austria. They were Of
such huge dimensions that face I'M
der one of them could not be recog-
nized A poem written by Johannes
Hadlaub expresses disgust with the
style and the hope that the hats might
be consigned to the Danube $50 that
the pretty faces of our women might
once more become visible"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
Approprjately Named.

what do you call your bulldogr'
the visitor asked the farmer.
"Nabs,'
"a curious name for a dog. Why
do you call him that?'
Wait until tramp comes along
and I'll show u."-Birmingham Age
Herald.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26

0ir Augustus Harris once settled the
pitch question in his own offhand fash
ion. A famous prima donna OF his
opera company came to him complain
ing that the piano used for vocal re-
hearsals was too high and asking that
1t might be lowered
certainly" replied Druriolanus, with
bow Here. Forsyth. have a couple
Of inches sawed Of the legs of this
piano.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
Church Directory.

METHODIST EPISCOPAL SOUTH.
Every Sunday at IL A. M. and 1870
t. M. Rev. j.. r. JACOBS.
Pastor1
PRESBYTERIAN.
Woodstock-Every Sunday IL, A
NJ. and 1870 p. NJ, except End Sunda,
Mt ackson-Second Sunday liza.
NJ. and 7.30 P. NJ.
New Market-2nd Sunday at Sd. m.
REV. J A. MCMURRAY,
Pastor.
LUTHERAN.
Every Sunday II A. NJ. and 7.3O
2. NJ. Rev. S. w. KUHNs, Pastor.
CHRISTIAN.
Second Sunday, IL A. M. and 7 30
? Nj. Rev. J. D. HAMAKER.
EPISCOPAL.
There will be services in the Epis-
copal Church every Sunday morning
1t II o'clock-until flu, tier notice.
Rev. G. B. PALMER. Rector.
st. PauPs Woodstock-2d and 4th
Sundays-A.M. Every Sunday night
Calvary-1st and Bird Sundays A NJ
REV. M. M. NoACKER, Pastor.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26

Put your savings in the Savings
Department of the Shenandoah Val
ley Loan and Trust Co., Woodstock,
Va, at per cent compound interest
Amounts Of s1.00 and upwards re-
ceived. The only savings institu.
ton in the county for the accomuls'
ton Of the small savings Of laboring
men, women, and children.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
Strictlv Business,

He-Do you expect to carry out the
promise you have made to marry meE
She-Well. AS l look at the matter. /
have taken an option on you. but l feel
j have a right to surrender 1t in the
event that a better opportunity offers.
Richmond Times Dispatch.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
Fine combln.4ien

"she spoke In q catering way Of Jon
the other day."
Did shef That was nice. What did
she sayr
~6he said II she had your assurance
with her bruins she'd run fOe pred
AnE~-ODNnlanA R1a1n Ooa1E
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26

The hump Of the buffalo b not a
mass Of fat as some people suppose.
but Is formed by neural spines In
length fully double those Ut domestic
cattle and by the huge muscles which
De alongside and an up the angle DO
tween these neural spines and the ribs.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
HonaidAratA.

.The most consiSerate wife | ever
hoard Of" said the philosopher. was
a woman who used to date all her let
tiers a week or so ahead to allow her
husband time to post them"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-26
Pretty Thin.

sThinr' replied the man who was
talking about a mutual acquaintance.
"Well. he's 20 thin that when be eats
macaroni he can only swallow II one
piece at . timer