New-York tribune., 1915-03-02
Vibrator Is Unable
TO Shake Off "Fdke''
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mere og of his advertisements long his Vibrator vibrae
no fake Very that by parallel AS thus Castor
medicine of recognized potency 1t no fake Let Mr. LGstron
building OIL label "Lndstrom White Gross Magic
Eradcator his is OF course merely illustrative hypoesS' a an
atmosphere specially engendered enthusiasm advertise it far and
wide Would that fake or would not Is IL
not language the Ordg the representations upon which sofa
fake? If Mr. Lindstrom cannot perceive h"S
he ever tried undde added mental
processes?
ONE TESTIMONIAL EXPLAINED
Among mass of testimonials Mr. LndrOm, most of them
quite cOnvnng one specific support to his
claims:
call attention % to the ad%ssa df tss Amsras of hs
Medical Association As you know no advertising IS An bd
this % % da5 fs Pa ep as a
whGa aus S jSua hs 5 GmsraS Medical
this advertising because the wa m TS b treatment S Se Very
diseases listed advertisements which we say vibration
Dogged hopper though Mr. Lndom s did he really expect to
cozen me The copy the White Cross Electric vibrator
cid appear in the Journal American Medical Assocatonvey
much conservative copy and conceived WIN nue t @
than appears the nowot because te
I used by good many hundred physicians etc. etc. but because the
Associations board of advertising censors dd see IN % 70 'p
Just appeared then its propetors received hnt at "oud
not be welcome again editor the Journal writes me that the
conrvance is "a desion regards its therapeutic claims
And now Mr. his bill of particulars The White
Cross Electric Vibrator that it promises to relieve
A-Kdney disease A asehOod 1t cannot affect kidney disease
B-Caarrh Another falsehOod 1t has influence upon this
disease
C-skn disease An claim There skin disease
durable by vibration.
D-Deafness. Pure absurdty.
E-Weak eyes. Equally abSurdity
F-Gneral debility etc dangerous claim Ger
tain nervous might be gravey aggravated by its
To the long list listed the former advertising which crti-
d the enthusiasm Ldrom has recently added
There now remains world this Alexander mechanisms
conouer Why not Mr. Lndstrom, reliable device
for raising the dead?
ONE COMPREHENSIVE FALSITY.
Underlying specific frauds comprehensive fasty 1t
in the advertising that the Vibrator gives the three
natural curative agents the wOrvbraon farad and gal
an electricity" these s curative agent But
vetabe worker of wonders the Lndstrom buzzer
would still incapable of curative effect not constructed
IN transmit ann electrical whatsoever the human
The electricity nothing else 1t might well
steam compressed You derive electricity from the
Vibrator than telephone when put it to
haun pseudocntfc arrago OF claims the White Cross
Vibrator mechanical and nothing else in the world!
closing that there be further mapprehen
Of Mr. Lndom other Of that bright band of
Hope Pumono Kosokys The Tribune will
withdraw charges when they shown be nonded Not other
argument threat That the which
Mr. Lndstrom welcome take home and
try o his Vibrator.
shall be glad TO print time Upon Mr. Lind
dvoves determine when it. 1t his
stock in trade of his White Cross Vibrator.