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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-21

The everyday goat h responsible for
tie nickname Of the Royal Welsh fu-
silssrs-the Nanny Goats" A goat u
the regimenta1 mascot and 10 led 1t
the head OF the column. On st d.
vids day. In the ofncers' mess, the
goat escorted BY drums and hfa. N
marched around the table
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-21

WHARF, Ne Drew The LIZ

Who're Ne Drew The u
During the trial Of some ~
eefsons Charles Lamb remarkeo
v that he should like to know
10 ask them to dinner" YOU
not sit with themi" asked
eolsmnly. Yes. I would sit VIZ
01ng but q hen or a tailor.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-21
Now Ivy eenest, Wall.

Aser extensive tests German -
- haTs decided that ivy b.n.st.
rather than Injuries s,on. ar n..ss
..lls On which it grows BY drawin-
sepernuous noastu. from them
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-21

A n No. - oseOoG
s,,t.,.s 'sns prepared fnr dese.s,
~. an not Any man M ..
ar nee before he Commenced. Thor.
. .. eues's :. shall do all in nv oo.s.
~. .'eors It, and trust to God ~ p0. ~
-Adnirai Farrasut ' ''f 'As
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-21

Husband-How was the woman's
session?
Wife-Best time / ever had. | was
the best dressed woman present
Life.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-21

Vs~0W 0opoN0o o lA6of.
u ve rightly estimate things. what
= them b purely owing to nature and
what to labor. Ne shall ind that nine
C-ains parts OF . hundred are wholly
= b put on the account Of the labor.
-LockA
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-21
UnbusInssslIks Transaesveo.

Probably the smallest money order
ever sent rom Eatonton. Ca. wa0
sent recently. A man walked into t.
post ONCE. asking for a morcy order
TOR three cents. which he owed to hie
society. and he said hs would have
to send . money order. - II didn't
take stampa- The monsy order eoGe
hin three cents. and n took I've.
osat stamp 10 sead the order.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-04-21

voHo0 mo00.
H. eAerus girl dimes one aay - Q
efust and the next on q crustaoaaH-
New York Evening Mall.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
u, S. ASKS LIGHT ON
SINKING OF ANC0NA
AustTO-Hungary Requested 10
Furnish Complete Details.

WASHINGTON - The state de-
partment has cabled Ambassador Pen
field at Vienna to request from the
Austro-Hungarian government COM
plete details of the sinking of the ltal-
ian steamer Ancona.
The message was sent after the de-
partment had received through the
Austro-Hungarian embassy here the
statement made by the Austrian min
istry of marine, Secretary Lansing
said the statement did not contain suf-
ficient information and that Ambassa-
dor Penfield had been instructed to
get all available details. The request
s~dicates that the state department &C.
cepts it as esta blished that the sub
marine was Austrian.
Secretary Lansing will not make any
representations.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
FRENCH SEIZE JAP STEAMER
Vessel is Suspected of Carrying Arms
to Indian Mutineers.

PEKINC - The Japanese steam
ship Iro has been held up by a
French cruiser and taken into Saigon
Bay, French Cochin China, on suspi
cion of carrying arms to mutineers in
India.
The Iro sailed from Shanghai on
Nov. 2, ostensibly for Bombay. 1t was
announced that she was to be sold by
her Japanese owners. When the cruis-
er approached the vessel packing cases
were thrown overheard. On boarding
her, officers from the cruiser found
that the Iro's papers were irregular
and there was shortage in her cargo.
A man aboard who had no passport at
first represented himself to be an
American but later admitted he was a
German He is believed to be former
German consul in China.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
WILSON RECOGNIZES
NO lies MAJESTE"
Ousted Man Who Criticised Mar.
riagR Ordered ReinStated.

WASHINGTON, D. ca reinstate.
ment with mo ifs or howevers about
it," was ordered by President Wilson
for George Burkitt, assistant postmas-
ter at Winnetka, ILL.,, who had been
ousted by his postmaster, apparently
with the sanction of the postoffice de.
partment, largely because of depreca-
tory remarks he had made concerning
the approaching marriage of President
Wilson.
This declaration came from the
White House at a time when it was
known that statement was being pre-
pared by the postoffice department
showing that alleged ''disloyalty'' on
Burkitt's part was not the only charge
against him. 1t was made clear that
the president, thoroughly distressed
by the incident, hoped to end it as
quickly as it should come up.
''You may say that the President has
ordered Mr. Burkitt's reinstatement
said Secretary Tulmulty There are
no ifs or howevers about it."
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
JAIL DOCTOR AS AUTO THIEF
Police Believe He Is Ring Leader of
Motor Car Robbers.

SULLIVAN, IND. - In the ar
rest of DR.. Charles w. Pagel, age for
ty-four, of Chicago, at his private gar
age. the officers believe they have the
ringleader of an organized band of au-
tomobile robbers working in this part
of the country DR.. Pagel is in the
county jail here, and the charge
against him is the theft of new tour
ing car from the garage of William
Hampke, at Carlisle, Saturday night.
When arrested in Chicago Pagel was
in the act of cutting the number off
the motor of the car The machine was
identified there by Lawrence Hampke,
son of William Hampke, who accom-
panied the police.
Pagel, who has an office in Chicago,
served one term in the Indiana state
prison from Greensburg, Ind, for
forgery. the police say.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
The Man In the Iron Mask.

The Bastille, whose fall July IA, 1889,
marked the birth of French liberty,
was built in 1869 to defend Paris
against the English. It is as state
prison, however, that the grim fortress
is remembered and chiefly on account
of the mystery of one romantic prison
er, the 'Man In the Iron Mask" who
was ''interned" there in 1879 and died
in 1903 AS to who the prisoner actually
was scarcely two authorities agree, but
among the almost innumerable claim
ants have figured the Due de Verman-
dois, son Of Louis XIV; the Due de
Beaufort supposed son of Anne of
Austria by the Duke of Buckingham; a
twin brother of Louis XIV. and Count
Matthioli, secretary OF state to Charles
III The last two may be termed the
favOrites.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
Thick and Thin Shells.

There are several kinds of high ex-
plosive shells, which have been design
ed for various purposes. For instance,
there are the shells the case of which
is very thin, so that their capacity for
containing explosive may be increased
These explode instantly at the slightest
contact and are used as mines, or, i'll
other words, they cause damage not
by the impact Of their mass but by the
ferceness of the explosion. Another
kind of explosive shell is made by in
creasing the thickness of the steel case
and reducing the charge of explosive.
The explosion of this missile is calcu-
lated to take place a little after con-
tact. This type is used for the destruc-
ton Of solid defenses, like walls, earth
en- works, ETC., as the thickness of the
case and the slowness of explosion per-
nit them to penetrate the fabric before
xploding.-London Standard.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
Cornish and SQUAD Pie.

There are few, if any, conger cells I'm
American waters; they are to some
people most unpleasant looking fish
Cornwall, England. esteems them high
~ and makes them into pie with much
cream and parsley. Cornwall, Mrs
Florence Coaig Albrecht explains in Il
National Geographic society bulletin,
makes any number of things into pie
and calls the product invariably SQUAD
pie though all things but squads are
among the materials SQUAD pie gave
rise to the following Cornish story re-
peated by the writer:
1.-THE devil came one day to the
banks of the lamar, the ripping river
that divides Devon and Cornwall, and
looked over at the rocky land beyond
His majesty considered the swift cur
rent and shook his head. No.! he said
finally. No, that's no place for me;
Every one who goes there is turned
into saint and everything else into
squad pie. I'm fit for neither one MOI
the other!' And he stayed in Devon
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
What the Duke Said.

The Duke of Wellington, of course
never said up, guards, and at EN-" al
Waterloo, but is it generally known
how near he came to saying it? Sir
Herbert Maxwell in his biography of
the duke points out what is the prob
able origin of the pleasing legend.
Late on the afternoon of that memo
rable 18th of June the, First and Sec
ond battalions of the Third chas-
seurs were foremost in the attack on
Mount st. Jean. They had reached
a crossroad unaware that British
troops were lying behind the wayside
banks according to orders to remain
prone when under fire, but not actual
~ engaged. Then at the proper mo-
ment Wellington's voice was heard,
"clear above the storm Stand up,
guards!' 1t was Mailland's brigade
Of guards that thus STOOD up and
with a victorious rush swept the chas
seurs out of the combat.-London
Mirror.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
Beetles of Prey.

Many beetles are bugs Of prey. Pre-
dacious insects generally have wonder
full appetites. The SO called green
fly" otherwise popularity known as
sgolden eyes" is, as larva, a tremen-
dous gobbler of plant lice. 1t thinks
nothing of devouring 100 Of them, one
after another. at meal. Thus insects
themselves do much to keep the num-
bers of other insects down. But not
even with their aid nor with all our
ingenuity in devising methods of de-
struct:on could we maintain sue
cessful fight against injurious bugs
were it not for the help given by birds.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19

french CabIner Minister 10 cooperate
With Earl Kitchener in Dealing With
Situaton-Both Greece and Rou-
mania Must Soon Render Decision
as to Where They Stand.
LONDON - Plans for the es-
adjustment of an entire new front in
the Balkans by the allies, coupled with
news of the arrival of Lord Kitchener
at Mudros, in the Aegean sea, indicate
that the entente powers are about to
put heavy pressure upon King Con.
stantine for more definite assurances
of Greece's position.
The Greek government is reported
to have modified its position somewhat
in favor of the Entente Allies. The
correspondent at Athens of the FIX.
change Telegraph company says it
has decided that IN the event of re-
treat of the allies to Greek soil Ser
bian troops will be placed on the same
footing as the British and French.
Word comes from Athens that Denys
Cochin, the French cabinet minister
who is to cooperate with Earl Kitch-
ener. has arrived in Athens and was
warmly welcomed. He expects to meet
Earl Kitchener in Saloniki
Allies in Serious Danger.
The problem facing the two ennis
carries of the entente powers is said to
be far graver than appears on the sur
face On the other hand, it is believed
here they are empowered to deal firm
ly with King Constantine. to Smoke
him OUT of the attitude of "benevo-
lent neutrality" that is said to hide a
serious menace to the allied troops in
Greece and in Serbia.
In any case, Greece probably will
have to choose between the danger of
a Bulgarian invasion from the north
and bombardment of it's coast by the
allies fleet. 1t appears by no means
certain that the Greeks fear a naval
demonstration as much as a land at
tack and, therefore, it is doubtful
whether it will finally side with the
allies.
Roumanias situation is similar to
that of Greece and that country. doubt
less, will soon be obliged to take up
arms with either Russia or Austria
Hungary.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
The Welsh LANGUAGE.

Welsh is taught in the public schools
Of Wales. is universally spoken there
and is extensively spoken in this coun-
try. The language is not closely re-
lated to the Irish and highland Gaelic.
but is of the same branch as the an
cient Cornish and Breton languages.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
A Foxy Reply.

One of the most caustic replies ever
made during an election campaign was
that of Fox when he called at a shop
during one of his candidatures. The
shopman happened to be rabid oppo-
nent. Taking hold of piece of rope.
he said savagely: ''Vote for you. I'd
sooner hang you with this rope!''
Every interesting" remarked Fox
blandly. examining the cord. IA FAM
lily relic. | presume. London Mail.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
First publication November II, 1871
Notice of Hearing.

STATE OF WISCONSIN, County Court Tor
- Rock County.-In Probate.
Notice is hereby given that at regular term
of the County Court to be held IN ana Ior SAID
county. at the court house, in the city OF James
VILE. in said county on the first Tuesday,
beiag the 18th day of December. 1918, az nine
O'Clock a. m, the following matters VIII De
heard and considered
The application of P. G. Brown for the aa-
irStment and allowance of his accounts as ad-
ministrator and special administrator OF the
estate of John c. Stricken. late of the town OF
assionment of the residue of said estate to
such other persons as are by. law entitled
thereto: and for the determination ana auyu-
dication of the inheritance tax II any, pa!aDie
in said estate.
Dated November 4th, 1915.
By the Court
CHARLES L. FIFIELD, County Juuge,
Paul N Grubb, Attorney for the Estate, r
o. Address. Edgerton, Rock County, WIS.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
Greece Provisioning Submarines?

LONDON Reports received
in Rome accuse the Greek government
of countenancing the provisioning OF
the submarines by Greek ships AS a
result, the Rome dispatches say, the
allies have warned Greece and have
threatened to blockade her ports un-
less the reported provisioning of sub
marines by Greek vessels is stopped.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
First Publication Oct. 20. 1871
NOTICE OF HEARING.

cTATE OF WISCONSIN, County Court for
- Rock County.-In Probate
Notice is hereby given that at regular
term of the County Court TO pe nelo IA
and for said County at the Court House, in the
CITY of GAINESVILLE. in said County on the first
Tuesday, being the7th day OF December 1912,
at 9 O'Clock a. m, the following matUer Will
be heard and considered;
The application of George Wesendonk Jr TO
admin to probate the last will and testament
of Edward Williams, late OF the city OF Eager
ton in Sgid county deceased.
Dated Oct. 26. 1915
By the Court.
CHARLES L. FIFIELD. County Judge.
g. w. Blanchard, Attorney.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
Revised Versions.

Handsome is that handsome is
made up.
Those who live in glass houses should
always have the largest siege guns.
Nothing fails like success.
Necessity is the mother of preten-
siOn.-Life.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
Report 100000 Gold Lost.

ROME Eight hundred thou
sand dollars in gold, on the way to be
deposited in the San Francisco SUBJ
treasury to meet war expenses, went
down with the Ancona Bankers here
made this announcement.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
ANOTHER FOOTBALL DEATH

Paul Root, Normal School Player, Is
Dead Following Injury.
CHARLESTON, I'LL. - Paul Root.
half back on the Normal school team,
died at the Montgomery sanitarium as
a result of injuries sustained in Sat
urday's football game here with Nor
NAL university.
Death was due to ruptured blood
vessel in the head
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
President to See Football.

WASHINGTON, D. c. - President
Wilson has practically decided to at
tend the Army-Navy football game at
New York November 81 He attended
the game two years ago, but was I'M
able to be present last year because
of Mrs. Wilson'S death.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
Almost Sensational.

Il have ripping idea for a moving
picture film
Lets have it. Ripping ideas are
scarce
Snow young woman doing the
homework while her mother is sitting
on the porch manicuring her nails. ="
New York American.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
In Wall Street.

Uncle Josh-There's lots of money
dropped in Wall street, amt there?
Nephew-Lots of it. Uncle Josh-And
it's all dropped by folks that's tryin' TO
pick it up.-Puck
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
Gold In the Bible.

The earliest book which mentions
gold is the Bible. In the second chap
ter of Genesis, eleventh verse. occur
the words. 'the whole land of Havilah.
where there is gold
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
a Dilemma.

Doctor (who is not feeling well. to
himself)-What shall ! do? | haven't
any confidence in any of those other
doctors. and. as for myself. my
charges are too high.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
ANTON LANG is NOT DEAD
Man Who Assumed Character of Christ
in Passion Play Not in War.

CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA = An
ton Lang, who in 1910 played the char
:acter of Christ in the Passion Play at
Oberammergau, Bavaria, and who was
ed in battle, is alive and well, and at
home with his family, according to a
,cablegram received direct by Rev. w.
A. Pratt of thi scity.
According to the cablegram Lang
A. Pratt of this city.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
a Cruel Retort.

Disconnected Wife - Several of the
men whom | refused when married
you are richer thar you are now. The
Husband-That' why.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
The Double Standard.

Knicker- How big is your boy? Book
er-He takes 4 four-year-old street car
seat and a ten-year-old suit.--New York
Sun.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
Extra session cal Nov. Is.

SPRINGFIELD, ILL. - Governor
Dunnes call for special session of
the legislature will be issued Thurs
day morning.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19

If all worked for the attainment of
their wishes there would be fewer
tired of the waiting.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19

The noblest part of our existence is
BASED upon sentiment.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
7exaQe 9tde19iea

Sick headache, biliousness, piles and
bad breath are usually caused by mac
tive bowels. Get a box of Rexall
Orderlies. They act gently and effec-
lively. Sold only by us at 10 cents.
Dean Swift.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
01x~O0. Dyspepsia
hSX&@ Tablets

will relieve your Indigestion. Many
people in this town have used them
and we have yet to hear of case where
they have failed. We know the for
mula. Sold only by us-25c 2 box.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-11-19
GREECE IS SORE
SPOT TO ALLIES
Will Apply Pressure to "Smoke
Out" Constantine.
ENTENTE TROOPS IN DANGER

French Cabinet Minister to Cooperate
With Earl Kitchener in Dealing With
Situation-Both Greece and Rou-
mania Must Soon Render Decision
as to Where They Stand.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1915-06-04
LIQUID MANURE IS
GROWTH STIMULANT
Excellent for Growing Vines and
Tomato Plants-TimeIy
Work In the Garden.
CBy MILLER puRYrs1

To raise big squashea. cover every
other Joint on tho vine with n little
hilloek OF earth. as tho vine length.
ems out. by Joints we mean. Of course.
the point where y leaf starts out.
II these Joints are covered. roots
will start out and add TO the capacity
OF the vine in seeking plant food from
which to increase tho size Of tho
squaahes II bears.
3 When melon and cucumber vines be-
gin to grow. be careful not to dis
turb them when cultivating. Get the
ground clean as early - possible. and
then pull out such weeds as start close
10 tho vines.
Liquid manure IL wonderful slim
Blant for growing vines and tomato
plants. FlII IN old cracker barrel
with unfermented horse manure. and
set IL on > platform high enough from
the ground so 3 pail can be used 10
catch the liquid. Then pour water on
until II begins 10 drip out u this bot.
tom. Arrange tho platform no the
ddppings siIl all run TO one point use
these drppings To water tbs hills. and
watch the vines grow.
Work fertilizer or rotted manure
around the cabbage plants every time
they are cultissttd- Cabbage IL the
real hog for fsed. among vegetables.
Don't hoe. or otherwise cultivate
beans when tha vines are vet. To
do SO often causes them 20 rust.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1915-06-04
ALFALFA EXCELS AS
A BUILDER OF SOILS
Adds Annually More Than Twice
as Much Nitrogen TO Land
as Average Red Clover.

A. a soil builder. Il IL estimated
that an acrs OF alfalfa adds annually
more than twice ~ much nitrogen
to the land ~ The average aero OF
red clover This phase OF alfalfa
growing will not be overlooked. nor
LIE importance nndereatlmated By
those Nho realize tho need Of giving
much greater attention To maintaining
the fertility Of soils.
Not only does thIs plant add great.
~ 10 tho available nitrogen In ths
soils. but Il adds also to tbs avail.
able mineral fertility. through in pow
er to appropriate for its own growth.
the large supply Of phosphorus and
potassium found Ia tho Hubsolia. writes
II. d. Hughes IN Farmers Mall and
Hresza. These elements are beyond
the reach OF the other farm crops in
tho rotation, but the long alfalfa roots
gather them and later on much % Thu
potassium and phosphorus become
available 10 other crops through khn
manure made from feeding the alfalea
hay Moreover. as thsse deep Dens-
tratinR roots decay. they open chan.
usls which will Be followed by the
roots Of subsequent erots whieh other
wln0 would never tap th6 loser re-.
glons Of the sabaoil. The great amount
Of organic matter left whan The alfalfa
IL plowed leaves the soil In the very
best physical condition for the follow.
lag crops. thereby increasing thelE
Yields.