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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Stark Realism,

An advance agent for a theatrical
production was speaking to a newspa-
per man with reference to the wonder
full powers of the leading woman. DO
you know" he said, enthusiastically,
that in New York when she appeared
as the dying mother in the last act
an insurance man VINO had written
her a policy for $4,000 actually faint
ed in the theater.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Monument for Hindenburo in the AIps

MONUMENT iOF FfiHOeFpuFS IN LnS Alps.
The Liskelle mountain in the Carin-
tSian Alps, near the present Austro-
Italian theater of war, has been re-
named "Hindenburg Height" On the
summit of the mountain, one of the
highest of the Carinthian chain, an
obelisk will be erected If honor of
the victor of Tanneberg and the Ma
surian lakes. The work has already
been started under the direction of
Architect Arnold of Hanover. The
dedication of the monument is to take
place next summer and Field Mar
shall Won Hindenburg has promised to
be present at the ceremony with his
wife.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04

born parents, and a large proportion
Of them come from volatile races.
Sixty-hve per cent Of. these girls
live away from relatives or close
friends. They are employed at mo-
notonous labor all day, and while they
turn out beautiful fabrics, the work is
a constant repetition Of the same mo-
tons, and they perpetuaIly see the
same machines and the same product
They take the same number Of steps
forward and hack and they tie the
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04

a
50 that the is barely visible this
when the
in nison
behind
Hiram
eddicaton her
Well did,
questions
to spend
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Optimistic Thouuht.

The greatest man is he who has de
served most Of his fellow creatures.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
umbreIIa With Fan Attachment.

To circulate air below the canopy
of an umbrella a patent has been is
sued on the invention of Sylvester
Onyskow Of Jenkins, KY, in which a
fan with folding blades, so that it can
collapse with the umbrella, is ar
ranged directly below the canopy and
a suitable motor battery and switch
mechanism for driving the fan is also
carried by the umbrella
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04

Der of the congregation opposes It, is
made certain in the deed to the lot
on which the new church is to be
built.
The deed provides that in case OF
any attempt to use the church for any
Of the purposes named the church
property shall revert to the members
or member of the church who opposes
it.-Louisville (Ky.) Dispatch, New
York Sun
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Opium smugglers Have Code.

A secret code used by opium smu
gIers is said to have been discover.
by agents Of the United States &c
eminent. Americans, Mexicans al
Chinese operating along the Mexico
border are reported to have signi
cant emblems tattooed on their arm
showing the relation Of the indivi
uals to the business of smuggling.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04

leisure
small
men for the the Telegraph building
and into the night
of all times
Mr.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
The "cood, eioantic Smile =

We haven't the sea and we haven't
the mountains, but we have the good,
gigantic smile of the brown old earth
this autumn morning.
There is nothing on the sea or OF
the misty mountain tops" to beat
that smile on the face OF these vest
ern plains and hiIls.-kansas City
Star.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Literary Waiter.

James Stephens, a literary Irish
man, author of numb Der of novels,
sketches and poems, has returned
from Paris to ireland to take up his
duties as assistant director of the ma
tional portrait gallery at Dublin. He
mindedness. In Paris he wrote his
imaginative verses in the corners OF
cafes and never noticed which of
.hese had been the environment of
ais muse. Once he left the manuscript
u The Demi-Gods" in one of them,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
FORBlDS ORGAN IN CHURCH
If One Is Installed, the Property Is to
Revert to Any Opposing
Member.

That no organ or other musical in
strument can be used in the proposed
new Church Of Christ, to be erected at
Silver street and Mclean avenue, New
Albany, or any fair, festival or other
practices unauthorized in the New
Testament" can be conducted in the
church, so long at least as one mem
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04

The Ruling Requirement.
What's that famous river IL
Paris?"
you mean the River Seine?"
yes, but is it also safe?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Her Word of Honor.

Don't you love me?"
Eyes, but I'm already engaged"
Then break your engagement"
ooh, Jack! That wouldn't be hon
orable. An engagement is a sacred
thing, not lightly to be entered into
or broken off. Besides"
"Well?"
Well, I'm engaged to two men, and
that makes it even worse"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04

How much of tip did you give
the waiter?"
Il didn't give him anything in cash.
but asked him if he would take a Sec
ond mortgage on our house"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04

Pittsburgh
tumble of the shelf MI Lawrence
the inches
Oh my good man. he said that can't be done really
eh?'
Cooper startling
Kalk
a barbarous thing
his Kal
house o a
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Rousino Her Symnathies

Suffragist-Do you know that chill
dren of six and seven years of age are
Society Dame-Isn't it perfectly nor
rible, | do hope they're made to keep
their hands scrupulously clean
Puck
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Ample Proof,

rs this an all-star company" asked
the manager of the Bunkhurst opera
house.
Sure it is" said the press agent.
They haven't spoken pleasant word
to each other since they started on
tour"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04

conducted by Joseph Kalk. Kalk and
Dennis do not speak, as Halk main
tains that the tobacco shop overlaps
his property just II inches.
Mr.. Dennis decided to lay a new
sidewalk in front of the store the other
day. Mr.. Kalk eyed the workmen
wrathfuliy, and turned and went be ck
into the hotel. When he reappeared he
carried an ak
Mr.. Lawrence was selling an all-day
sucker to a Juvenile customer when
tho ov GRO Sbnd ooair c+ tho y,-oT oo,c
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04

The defenses of Paris against hi
tile aircraft are well organized. o.
of the most interesting Of the spec
instruments used is the listening po'
1t consists of four huge horns Will
gather up the slightest sound al
magnify it by means of microphon
so that 1t is impossible for any a.
craft to approach unheard.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
One Dancer Escaued.

WAS your effort to learn swimming
from a correspondence school a sue
cess"
ITO a certain degree. I didn't get
drowned while I was trying to learn
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Nor Mercenarv

Mr.. Gottrox-My daughters, young
man, are both worth their weight in
gold
Suitor-Then the fact that l am ask
ing you for the smaller one proves at
any rate, that am not mercenary.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Rises.

when water becomes ice" asked
the teacher, what is the great change
which takes placer"
The greatest change. ma'am," said
the little boy, is the change in
price."-Ladies' Home journal.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Sarcastic,

She-I wouldn't be a cook for the
world.
He-Of course not It would - i'm
possible for one person to cook for the
world.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
a Wonder,

''Bliggins thinks he's a great fisher
man"
He's entitled to think So He can
have more fun not catching any fish
than anybody that ever threw out E
line or told a story"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Garden Society

Why is the lily so haughty?" in
Quired the mushroom. She barely
mods to the rest of u.s."
She is very proud" explained the
ivy. She regards you as an upstart
and me as a climber"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
That Depends.

Faddest-Don't you think skipping
the rope is highly dangerous prac-
tice2
Lawyer-Not always. I'm trying to
have it put in practice for client OF
mine now
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
All Arrsnqed.

Your typewriter girl didn't leave
when you cut her salary DOWN."
No She said she'd stay and not
do 30 much work; that she had a lot
Of books she wanted to read. anyway.
Puck
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Its Kind,
t have been crazy

THAT man must have been crazy
about travelling"
What makes you think that?"
"The doctor said he had the loco
motive and taxi disease"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Confession

81 say, pard, they say all the men
they catch who took part in that
lynching are to be put on trial"
We'll, III be hanged"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
The Difference,

Mr.. Lookit-Mrs. Fairy is such a
stately woman. She has an unusual
ly fine carriage.
Mrs. Comeup-We have a fine mo-
tor car
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Modern Life

Formerly a girl took pride in &C
eImulating linen for her linen chest.
'Weu?g
Now she collects a lot of graphic
phone records,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04

Mrs. Wiggs-Poor Mrs. Rounder!
Her husband didn't leave her much
when he died.
Mrs. Diggs-Oh, we'll, he made up
for it when alive. He left her nearly
every night.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
A Clean Course.

Say, Sam, do you endorse this
project CT making soap out of sew
age?"
IF you ask me, l wash my hands of
the whole plan"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Som eMhat Different

BY the way, old chap" said Josh
EN-, did you ever see a cakewalk?"
NO" replied Soberleigh, but I once
saw cheese that might have walked
if the cage door had been left open"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Too SUGGESTIVE

Yes" said the young physician of
aristocratic lineage. our family has
motto. but prefer not to use it. It is
a little too suggestive in my profes-
sion
What is the motto?"
6 Faithful unto DEATH
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Natural PronensitY.

The maids IN our neignborhood
would make good soldiers
In what way
They are so ready to go to the
front.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04

did you see where a man accused
his wife of pouring oil over him and
then setting fire to him."
Maybe she wanted a change in
the way of seeing him lit up
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
NoFhind Wasted

Hobson-My wife never wastes any
thing.
Dobson-No?
Hobson-No. If it's edible, it goes
into the hash, and if it isn't, it will do
to trim a hat-Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Feminine CHARITY.

Mrs. Biloxi wonder why Mrs. De
Style is always late at the theater?
Mrs. Knox-Oh, suppose she has to
wash the dinner dishes before she
starts.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Not Affected

THAT plausible promoter you have
just let into the chiefs office can do
lot of convincing casing"
Eyes, but the boss is wearing a
respirator."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
unkind Sunnestinn-

"Cholly wouldn't go into the water
today because he felt dizzy"
THE fool ought to know he safest
when his heads swimming"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Couldn't Fill the Order.

81 say, waiter, bring me an infni-
tesimal portion of that chicken"
Sorry, sir, but we've got only the
tiniest bit of it left"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Tanned,

Has your summer tan worn on,
Jack?" asked one boy OF another.
1t sure has. but dad gave me a fall
tan last night thatU stick for some
tina
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Probably Not.

'Is dat dab Sassafras Simpson took
a wife yit, Rastus7"
Reckon he hain't, Bre'r Higgins.
He's workin'. drowning Magazine.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Einner Prints Anain-

r Jimmie-What are you doing?
Tommie the jelly off my
hands. Mas finger print expert,
you know.-Woman's Home Compan-
ion.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
His SpecialtX.

The One-He can't be much of an
actor. I never see his name on the
billboards.
The Other-No; but I understand it
appears on a good many board bills.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
The InextinquishabIe EGO.

No penitent. is quite so sad,
AS he his failings may rehearse,
That he won't say, Il may be bad,
But there are others vastly worse"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
a Toast

Here's to the mouth. It is the gro
GERS friend, the orators pride. and the
dentists hope.-Boston Transcript.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
The Classification

Pop, Venice ig half water, isn't it? ''
Yes, my SON"
Then would it be correct to refer
to it's large floating population?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
CpnpuIscN.

Can two live as cheap as oDe?
No. nut the deuce OF it is they gener-
ally nave to.-Shreveport tLal Times
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04

There are nearly 500 sulphur mines
on the island of Sicily.
An implement resembling a small
carpet sweeper has been invented for
removing crumbs from dining tables
An electric clock has been invented
in France that runs without attention
as long as its battery is in good coudi-
ton
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
"Murphy Night" in Detroit Is a Real DELIGHT

NETRoITOu the night stiffness building
the of the lighter
piano
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Discarded SinniIe

He is las happy as a king!"
1t was a good old phrase.
Alas, it doesn't mean a thing
In these eventful DAYS.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
Paterson Woman Mothers $1,000 Mill Girls

PATERSON N JNoheng $4,000 girls
Of Paeon
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
What Art Students in New York's Museum Hear

NEW oRKThe students of painting
~ Metropolitan
By conversational
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04

Men have a stronger sense of taste
than women.
~-o-~~O~~~~-~~-~~--
but could not remember where. Days
after, wandering into the Cafe Clio
serie des Lilas, waiter handed him
the lost sheets. A fiye-franc piece was
offered. The waiter with much dig
nifty refused the reward. Il am" he
said, "a man of letters myself when |
have an hour to spare and | know
what it would be like to lose the fruits
{ ones brains"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-11-04
reatneSS,
fed man.

Greatness upon some men is thrust,
But well we know they believed it
Was not thrust on them at all, but
That they achieved IT.
Arizona republican., 1915-02-20
LABOR BENEFITS BY RATE INCREASE

The United States Steel Corporation is of the largest employers of labor in the country. Dur ing the business readjusments of the period it has laid off temporarily, permanently, vixen conditions forced it.
 But the Steel Corporation has not cut wages. Which means that it has the standards of livelihood to which thousands of American work men had worked up. Nothing is harder establish than cut-wage level.
 Judge Gary has said repeatedly that this would be the last in the corporations effort to meet the sackness in orders.
 Yet it almost seemed if this great employer of labor would have to give in and lower rate of pay if it keep going on anything like d sound basis. It had. indeed about made up it's mind do SO
 Suddenly the interstate commerce commission decides to grant the railroads approximate ad- vance of cent. in rates. The steel people know that this will net a sufficient sum to the roads to pull them out of the woods but they also know that the mere granting of an increase will have most powerful effect upon the ability of the roads to borrow capital wherewith tc buy steel
 Therefore. they decide that hev will hold ul, the general Wage reduction that had been forcing itself upon them. They will wait and see They have reasonable hope that the per cent increase means better business, and they wish to give their employees every proper chance to share in re- newed prosperity
 The decision was rendered last Frdau n, Tuesday of this week the finance committee ot the steel Corporation announced their decision not to make general in wages
 As quickly that the event followed the other Yet some of people profess themselves unable to see how advance in rates can "hep anybody but the railroads
 Here is the largest body aboring men in the country affected" by it, and affected" favorablv before the new rates have actually gone into effect Chicago Evening Post.
Arizona republican., 1915-02-20
FlNLAND'S BLACK OUTLOOK

That the 'Finis Finlandiae" SO often snoken of ny Russian reactionariees should be planned anew at this time of allied battle small nations has naturally alarmed English sentiment. The publica- llon by the Russo Finnish committees body com posed of high officials working with the sanction of the czar-of a program of legislative measures for flnand, has been taken by some as purely aca- deInic; but others will dismiss it so lightly The program is the result of many years work it gives practical form, moreover some of the more gen erai measures passed by the third duma in 1910 to restrict Finnish liberties
 According to a Danish correspondent of the London Naton it's adoption bloc when laid by the cZars ministers before the present drna is foregone conclusion matter of form Rv It the laws regarding the Russian press societies ana meetings are to be extended 10 Finland. all officials are to be removable by Russian authorities all schools and the Hesingfors university are to he placed under the Petrograd ministry of education ana preference for Russian goods established The Russian author. M Lebedeff takes the more hopeful view that the duma, more liberal than il, l9l0 will reject the legislation
 But there is no doubt of it's submission and this iact alone IS disturbing at moment when # wac beginning to be hoped that the war promised to better Russian government pocy-New York Post
Arizona republican., 1915-02-20
A Good Place to Be

The go-to-church movement is not very old only two years but it has taken hold upon the peo- pie of this country, and one day in the year eN- 4 year ago this coming Sunday which is go-to- church Sunday, there were more people In the churches of the country than had ever been seen there before There many there who had not been there for years That Sunday, to many, was the beginning of a habit. good habit.
 The man who does not attend church doesn't know what he is missing. For one thing. he misses he knows pretty well. He them every day but Sunday He them in the store. the bank the shop and the He will different people on Sunday, not because they only Sun day Christians but Ee will them with world liness dropped off that they more freely give them selves to their devotions.
 It is the fashion many who do attend church to say that they as good many who are regular attendants That may be true. There are some regular attendants at church who worse than the average attendant The hypo- crite is not a good man anywhere in church out. week day Sunday. But the hypocrite in the church is the exception We think there doubt that higher average of citizenship is found in side the churches on Sunday than outside them.
 The church is a good place to be. The average man knows that and if he is lazy himself go. or if there is something else he would rather do on the Sabbath day he feels that his children safer in the influence which surrounds them than in the outside world
Arizona republican., 1915-02-20
A PROTEST THAI COIlNIS

The report of the taxation committee of inc American Bar Association on our fearful wonderful income tax law must starte those statesmen yhn nave been delciousy ulled soothed bv the lyrical tribute of President Wilson to the Democratic. ma JorllN of the present national house There is noth- Ing political. partisan reactiorary in the report signed by Prof Ernest Freund of the Inversit,, of Chlcago. It cannot be lightly dismissed and the sooner 1t is taken to heeart at Washington the bet 
 Nothing short of complete reconstruction of the law Is demanded by the report of the commit tee In every part the declared to be onen f, the graVest objection It is obscure self -contradic- puzzle even to trained lawyers and tax exrarts If are compelled to plead for liberal nterpretao lon of u oy adininlstrative and judicial officers In other words the law is to ne eked by free and un- hm,ed guessing in favor of the treasury because Tt needs the money"
 assuredly the committee is not unrea sonabIe in suggesting that so important piece of Legislation shouo DC so arranged and expressed as to be cor Nenleht Tor reference consistent in all it's parts ana capable of being understood by citizen of aver age lntellIgence. If the wisdom of congress~ be unequal to this task, there are competent Iau,vers ana students outside who might have been called to render first and last ai6 to the b1neers |, i, not literally disgrace the American peonIa tb,t ah income tax law to which there was so little heoreucal opposition should provoIe-and justly SD s'ihglng protest from sound progressive lawyers? And not the majority leaders resnons- Die Tor this disgrace this reflection on national in telligence?- Chicago Herald