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The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Reminded Him,

Mr. Highbrow, who posed as an arbi-
ter of taste, looked round the tiers of
boxes at the opera house the other
evening and said:
Il suppose, if woman's shoulders
are very beautiful, she has a right a
moral right, to wear a very decollete
gown. At the same time
Mr. Highbrow chuckled and shook
his head.
"At the same time" he resumed,
"the fashionable woman Of today re-
minds me of the prophet
How so?" said his interlocutor.
"How so?"
"She hasn't much on 'er in her own
country" was the smiling reply
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
A CONSIDERABLE MATE.

why don't you assert yourself?"
said the obstreperous person Don't
you know that the more you let your
wife run over you. the more she's 60
ing to do it?''
Certainly l know that" answered
the meek little man. But my wife
doesn't seem to get much out of life
and I'd hate to deprive her of the
pleasure she derives from bossing
me-"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
The Fire Fiend.

Mayor Thompson of Chicago, who is
advising stricter measures to pre-
vent insurance frauds, said:
There are, you know, great many
business men who in their ideas about
insurance are like Exc.
"I'm afraid father said Exes son
this property isn't worth repairing
any more
Very well, son. said Exc. Send
then, for Smith of the Marine and Fire
company at once. Let us always bear
in mind the old proverb: What can't
be cured must be insured.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Question OF SUPPLIES.

Daisy, remarked her Sunday
school teacher, don't love your cat
too much What would you do II 1t
died-you wouldn't see it again?"
on, yes, teacher; l should see 1t
in heaven"
mo, dear, you're mistaken; animals
cannot go to heaven like people"
Daisy's eyes filled with tears, but
suddenly she exclaimed triumphantly
Animals do go to heaven, for the BIZ
Bile says the promised land is flowing
with milk and honey, and, il there are
no animals. where do they get the
milk!"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Proper Classification.

Here's joke on you" said the self
styled humorist whom the office boy
had admitted to the editorial presence
by mistake. 1T Is about a plumber
who was 80 conscientious that he
never overcharged"
HUH" repoined the autocrat Of the
blue pencil. that's not a joke: but
perhaps we can use it In the fiction de-.
partment."
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Modern Political Argument.

She's on the shady side of thirty"
MY dear sir. there is no shady side
of thirty nowadays. Women don't
begin to think Of getting old until they
are past forty"
Tut! tut. You talk like a man who
is running for office in a state where
women have the ballot
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Her Charms.

81 suppose you meet many kinds of
people,"
mo, they're all alike" said the shoe
clerk Every woman who comes in
here thinks she's a Cinderella"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
OodoInu Argument.

Crawford-How do you get your
wife to believe what you say when
you come home late?
Crabshaw-I first listen to what she
accuses me of doing, and then own
up to it.-Jndge.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Musical Note,

Here's fellow said the Answers
to Correspondents editor, who wants
to know what musical instrument pro-
duces foot notes"
TELL him a shoe horn" suggested
the sporting editor.-Judge.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Knew the Symptoms.

Betty-Dear Jack, wish l knew
If he really intends to propose to
ma
Marie-No doubt Of it, dear. He's
behaving exactly as he did before he
proposed to me.-Boston Evening
Transcript
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Fond Of II Then.

Your daughters verr fond of mu-
sic, isn't she?'
yes, indeed. It's no trouble for her
to practice on the piano when l need
someone to help me with the dishes"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Shy on the Speed,

Mother Ito son who has leen fight
1ng)-Haven't told you time and
again to keep away from that rough
Mixer boy?
Son-Yes; but you didn't buy me no
bicycle!-Pu
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26

in making speeches."
Not bit of it." replied Mr.. Meek
ton. She always let's me hear the
speeches first"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26

Some people hold that wife ought
to receive regular salary for her
work in the home"
Then it would be just as cheap to
hire a housekeeper.'
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
How Poetry 10 Written.

This is a pretty poem of yours.
Something tossed of to crafty
whimsical fancy?"
No; something ground out to pay
a wash bill"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Eqotism.

Its right to point with pride II you
point in the right direction"
That sounds sensible"
But l hate to see man always
pointing at himself"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Soothing Him.

Whats the trouble, Sapleigh? You
seem annoyed"
'Doodley called me a fool"
Don't mind him. That fellow neve,
did have any tact"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26

Pruneleigh-Our landlady is laid up
with nervous prostration.
Porkand-What's the answer?
Pruneleigh-A new boarder came
Yesterday and insisted on paying two
weeks in advance.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
More Worry.

Don't worry. Worry affects the
ductless glands Of the body, thus caus
ing actual physical ailments"
Gosh, I'm sorry you toll. me that
1t will make me worry"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Relieved Of Care,

Il don't have to turn over an) dew
leaf" remarked Senator Sorghum.
why not?'
THE folks out home turned one
over for me at the polls last election"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26

Don't be misled Ask for Red Cross
Bag Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes.
At all good grocers. Adv.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
The Out and Out Truth.

Was the man the same one that
brought the bill before?'
Yes"
Did you say that l was out?"
NO; told him l thought he was"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Mabej's Luck.

Edyth-How did Mabel get along
with her French while In Paris?
Mayme-Fine. She was fortunate
to encounter an English waiter in the
hotel dining room who could under
stand It.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26

If man disputes claim made by a
preacher the members of the preach
er's church consider him an infidel.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
The Usual Thing.

Mrs. Askit-Do you keep a servant?
Mrs. Noitt-Yes, and several of her
ons.-Indianapolis Star.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
AVOIDING Talk,

Keep out your tongue" the doctor says,
The while your pulse he'll grab;
A goodly scheme In many ways.
1t saves a lot of CAB
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
It's Object

it, Object.
Il see conspiracy is suspected in
-four
Yes; l suppose the conspirators
see a chance Of getting all the
dough-"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Forebodino,

81 won't ride In that parlor car
that's named the Comet"
why not?"
Because comets are always being
telescoped."
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26

Advertising will put lightweight in
the limelight, but it will not always
~eep him there
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26

A woman is always telling her hus-
band that a man doesn't know what it
10 to be sick.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26

Jones mother-in-law is certainly
nervy woman"
What has she done?"
She has threatened to sue him for
non-support."
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Proof Of II.

Proof Of II.
THE fellow In that automobile &C
,cident was full of grit"
II should imagine SO from the
amount of it that was picked out of
his teeth"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26

Mr.. Pinfeather-Do you object to
me on account of my age?
The Widow Wisely-No. On &C
count of your extreme youth.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
WESTER
MINING NEWS
IN REF
IN 3 r ! z :

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Metal Market Quotations
Lead, New York, $6.25.
Bar Silver, 4SBc.
Spelter, st. Louis, $4,000.
Copper, casting, $lS.25.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Giddapi

Glddapi
Well" said Clancy, when he came
home to supper, Il got fired today"
Il thought you told me that you
were working on fireproof building"
exclaimed Mrs. Clancy.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26

Sour-faced piety seldom lands many
converts
The Idaho Springs siftings-news. (Idaho Springs, Colo.) 1905-19??, 1915-06-26
Il Seems So.

u Seems SO.
They are always Dragging Of their
ancestors"
Yes, from the way they talk you
would almost imagine they had Sc
lected them themselves"
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12
.SENOUR GOLFERS
TOURNEY WILL Be
STAGED next week
Links of ApaWais Club at Rye,
New York, Will Be Gathering
Place of Contestants Of Finan-
Cial and Professional Fame.

NEW YORK, Sept. 11.-Now that
the men and women golfers have com
pleted their annual competitions for
national titles the attention of the
golfing fraternity all over the United
States will be attracted to the eley-
enth annual Seniors tournament
which viii take place next week on
the links Of the Apawanis club Rye,
IN. Y. While no title is at stake in
this event it is Of national ~interest
because the entrants are men of
prominence, professionally or COM
mercially.
Among the competitors in the am
nual contest which is a 36-hole medal
play handicap, are TO be found promi.
nent jurists, lawyers. physicians, ar
my and navy officers, diplomats hnan
ciers and leaders i'm commercial and
other enterprises, the necessary quail
dcati0n for each being the minimum
age limit of So years
Last year over two hundred players
took part in the tourney and this
year, judging from the numerous re-
sponses to the invitations OF the com
mittee in charge there viii be over
800 entrants In former years the 49,
/ hole handicap was decided in two
days This year, however, the com
mittee has decided to divide the com
petitors into two sections by split
ting the entries. regardless of the age
/ classes of which there are four. ar
ranged as follows Class A 55to 5l
years; Glass B 90 TO 60 years, anC
Glass c. 65 to SO years and all play
ers who have reached the anotet
seventy years and over will comprise
Glass D. Duplicate prizes viii bD
given in each Of the two sections fo
the best gross and net scores and oy
er fifty other prizes have been donat
ed for different scores but no playe
can receive more than one pEize al
though he may be the winner of tw
OF more The first section of the toui
nament win be played on Tuesday am
Wednesday, September p and p. an
play in the second section viii occup
the greater part of the two followin
days.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12
Bisbee High BOYS WHWear Their
MOleSkinS This Week for First Time

The Bisbee high school lads will
get out for their FIRST real practice in
the moleskins this week. and the in
dications are that a team will be de-
veloned which will do credit to the
city As might be expected the ele-
ven will necessarily, be extremely
light but this quality is expected to be
more than offset ia point of speed and
aggressiveness In seasons past the
high school boys of Bisbee have won
I.otabie victories over the elevens
representing much larger institutions
and, with proper announcement, they
are likely to repeat the trick this fall.
Bisbee citizens should stand behind
the team and be ready to lend both
moral and material assistance.
throughout the country. especially in
the eastern states. nearly every local
ity from the small country towns to
the most progressive cities, each fan
turn out in public mass meeting and,
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12
DAYS OF THE MIGHTY CHIEF BENDER IN BASEBALL

refusing to retire with glory, re-
fusing to Quit when the quitting was
good, Chief Bender finds himself to-
day "unconditionaly released" by the
Baltimore Feds.
For years one Of the greatest pitch
ers in the land, a hurler who won
several pennants and worlds cham
pionships for the Philadelphia Amer
leans, he slipped so quickly when
once he struck the downward path
that only q few months interviewed
between his participation in the first
game Of a worlds series and his
ignorinious release by a league I'm
which Bender would have found &c
difficult TO lose a game had he been
the Fender of 1913
Entering the American league
from Carlisle college in 1902, he soon
became one Of the brightest pitching
stars of the younger circuit. Pos
sessed Of almost perfect control and
a mystifyirr assortment Of curves
and sl3nts he also owned am uu-
cauny knowledge of the weaknesses
o. the opposing batsmen and it YVES
almost impossible to bunch hits OH
him Except when his habits caused
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12
CLOSE GAME
OF PLAYGROUND BALL

The Sacramento Savages We're win
ners, yesterday, over the c. Q. Ma
chine Shop by a score of 10 TO p.
The Savages made IL hits and only 4
errors, while the Shop made IS hits
and 10 errors. The heavy batters
were Dessaules and Sigh, making one
three base hit each Captain Tucker.
of the Savages, made one two base
hit. Pitcher ODonnell struck out
two men and MONTE one. Base on
balls MONTE three and ODonnell one.
Stolen bases three for the Savages
and one for the Shop This was one
of the hottest games yet played, be-
ing witnessed by more than one hum
dred people, and the new grand stand
will be more than full today without
doubt. This victory for the Savages
causes them to have to play the
Chun Dullers today at 2:30 p. m.
This is the second time the Sacramen
If lineup has come out high team
and last Sunday were trimmed by the
Churn Driners by a closely contested
game. Both teams are confident that
they are going TO triumph and they
are going TO be out for some hot time
time. Following the Churn Drill and
Sacramento contest win be a game
called at 4 p. m. between the Gardner
/ White Sox and the Car Tigers. This
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12

by every possible means extend en-
couragement to the student-athletes.
Bisbee. with its present superior state
of prosperity and prominence in the
industrial world. should be satisfied
only with a really worth while sue
cess on the part of its school athletic
teams In order to promote such a
success, Warren District citizenship
should be willing to make sacrifices
in the interests Of the school boys
who are willing to 60 out to the field
these afternoons and swelter in their
football toys to the end that the ath-
letic honor of the school may be main
tanned If the citizens will take an
occasional trip to the field to watch
the boys in practice and be sure to
attend all the games with outside ele-
vens, the high school lads surely will
profit by the moral empetus derived
from such display Of public support
and interest
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12

will also be interesting for the fact
that these teams are preparing to face
some of the older teams next week
and whichever comes out winner viii
be given the first game at the begin
ming of the series of the week, which
will be Monday. Everybody is extend.
ed a free invitation and a good time
for everyone is anticipated.
c.. @. Machine Shop line-up-Moneo
C, ODonnel p, Gutherie Id, Dessaules
%. Sigh 81, Sobley rs, Brannon Is,
McNeir IF, Dupen Of, Sandquist If.
Savages-Tucker C, MONTE p, Leyden
b. f. Robinson 2b, Cotlferan 3b, Tab
er srs, Temby Is, Kaiser IF, NJ. Robin
son Of, Hibble IT,
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12
Toddy's Contest BetweenGrGyS and
Boosters MdrksNeGrEnd of Season

afternoons game as the Gray team
boasts five players who will make the
trip to Friscoe to compete as members
of the C. & A. helmet team, winner
of the local Labor Day contest They
are John Gait, Fred Legge tcaptain)
C. A. Dearborn John Jeuck, Fred
Baugh. Jack Garrett, who has been
playing for Buchanan's team of late,
also is.a member Of the helmet team.
Morris and Robertson, the new bat
terry for the Grays, will be the center
NJ attraction. 1t is believed that these
two players will prove a very strong
addition to the Grays' lineup. Cassidy
who viii work for the Boosters, is
said to be In splendid form and a fine
pitchers duel should result.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12

Todays bali game should be partic-
ularly well patronized on account OF
the fact that the baseball season is
decidedly on the wane. notwithstand.
ing the fact that there may be sever
al more Sunday diamond contests.
Aside from natural interests in the
sport the fans should be anxious to
show a tangible disposition To- help
the managers wind up the season in
as satisfactory a financial condition
as possible With the same delightful
weather conditions prevailing as have
been in evidence during the past ten
days, the Grays and Boosters should
play before record stands this after
noon.
Particular interest attaches to this
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12

Many experts at various outdoor
pastimes have attempted to make rad.
ical changes in their long-accustomed
styles of play and the result has usual.
ly been unsatisfactory, if not spelling
absolute disaster to the career OF
the athlete essaying the experiment.
a striking illustration is afforded by
the case of Maurice Mclaughlin.
whose failure to execute the expected
comeback to national championship
honors was an extreme disappoint-
ment to the many admirers of the
young Racket Wizard of the Golden
Gate Mclaughlin, after his last sea
sons setback at the hands of Wilt
ans, departed from his splashing,
dashing style of play and sought to
adopt a more scientific method, such
as was used with such marked and
consistent success by William A.
Larned. His defeat at the hands of
his fellow-townsman, William J. John
ston in the national championship nm
ais, last Wednesday, at Forest Hill,
n. Y, is simply a more conclusive
proof Of the fact which all sport ex-
perts are beginning TO recognize that
an athlete cannot successfully inau.
gurate a radical change in a style OF
play. which through long practice has
| become as second nature.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12
CurrentSpOrtdOn1
BY HEX

AS the beginning of the end" of
the major league season approaches,
many followers Of the game end as
pecially those having it's best inter
ests at heart. are figuring out some
Of the possible effect on the sport
under conditions not unlikely to de
velop. Surprising for instance, that
the Braves and Red SoX should be
winners in their respective leagues?
one thing is sure, that the whole OF
New England would go baseball crazy
and the down east Metropolis would
be swamped with members and follow
ers of the great fraternity of balloon.
What the effect would be on the wei
fare of the two leagues is another
question and one far more difficult Of
solution
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12
Q . . q . . o 4
OLDEST GOLF SHOT

= / think the oldest shot ] ever =
. made occurred some years ago,
= when / was learning TO play the =
. game I was driving from the Z
. first tee, which is directly oppo-
. site the side door of the club
, house. Bill Penney, who was 4
. caddymaster at that time, was 4
. standing in the doorway, and l
. don't know who was the most 4
y surprised when my ball went di- I
y rectly at right angles to my line
= of direction and landed in the pit 4
= of the caddymaster's stomach. 4
= Since that time they have erect 4
y ed a wire screen on this side of 4
. the tee.
. Arthur L. fash I
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12
Get Rid Of SCrOhla
How? Take S.S.S.
Fifty Years Use Proves S. S. S.
VIII Relieve Stub born Cases

You have noticed the little tester.
Ing pimples on the face and body
swelling Of the glands-soreness in
the legs and arm muscles. These are
The symptoms of scrofula. You
may have some Of these symp-
toms, possibly the faint Of scrofula
Infection But In either case, it is a
dangerous condition. Your blood is
Infected, impure, and you can never
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12

on the part of the famous fadeaway
hurler. there have been more occa-
sions, this season, when he has failed
to deliver the goods. Not a few Of
the baseball wise are predicting that
the season Of 1915 will mark the final
passing from actual field activities of
such diamond notables as Mathewson,
Wagner, and a host of lesser worthless.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12
3 More Extras

We have added 20 per cent
to the air capacity. Added size,
as you know, adds mileage.
We have added 30 per cent
more rubber to the side walls
to the part above the rim. That's
where constant bending breaks
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12

= 0 0 . = 8 .
9 81 hope 20 win the pennaut 4
Q yet" says Roger Bresnahan.
Q Which shows how strong that 4
. hope may be in any mortal man.
. George E. Phair. 4
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12
Sizes BOX 31a and 3Ox3

Goodyear tires won top place
by giving more than others. For
that reason alone these tires for
years have outsold any rival.
This year we are giving to
users Of small tires three more
cosdyextras. Now Goodyear tires
IN these sizes, more than ever
before, excel any like-size tire.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12

Miss Elaine Rosenthal Of Chicago,
woman's golf champion of the west,
hopes TO win further honors this
week. She is one Of the l05 women
golfers who are Seeking to win the
women's national championship at
Lake Forest, Ill
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12

hope to gain perfect health until the
impurities are washed from the sys.
TEN. If you feel badly all the time,
you must crave health. II you want
to feel renewed spirits, the glow OF
perfect health, bright eyes, clear
skin, the knowledge that you are
wen, you can do so. Cleanse your
blood by taking s. S. s. For hfty
years it has been the standard blood
purifier. It relieves the trouble BY
renourishing the blood, renewing lie
strength, and stimulating the dow so
that the blood regains its lost vitality,
and throws on the poison. Even
long standing cases respond But
you must use s. S. S. Take 1t for an
blood infections. Get it at your
druggists today.
If you need special advice, write
the S. 5. S. Co., Atlanta, Ga.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12
him to show poor form he practical,

him to show poor form he practically
was invincible
His strength, however, began p
wane during the SEASON of 1913 a.
Connie Mack depended upon him 10
save games started by other pitche,
and rarely called upon him to sta
contests. The same practice was fol
lowed in 1914 Vixen preparing for
the worlds series Of last Octobc
Bender was dispatched TO Now Yo.
TO watch the Braves and detect The
wee knesses. Bender. however. was "a
victim Of overCoutidenoa and iustca
Of watching thc National lccgg
champions, he put I0 the eft1r1on
on broadway The r-rgl- was
,fc Braves hanu rod the famous
..ag rguw Be- nq- in the FIRST .a
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12

q thln-Walled tire.
We have made
new m old s OF
a new design
which adds endur.
ance, we have
found.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-09-12

Labor Day, 1915, will go down as "a
very gloomy occasion for Boston fan
dom, with scores Of to 0 and to 2
against each Boston club. However
Hub fans have no reason to be down
cast for the Red SoX still look like
the one best bet i'm the American
League, while the Braves surely have
given the laugh to the wiseacre sport
scribes who, some time ago, had writ
ten the baseball obituary OF the pro
teges of the Miracle Man.