The Glenwood post., 1915-10-02

Eat, drink aAd b merry, fer next
year you will be dry.-Yuma Pioneer.
The Colsradean asks the people to
"square Colorado with the world. Z"
esne people seed to square themselves
with Colorado before starting the new
task.-Carbondale Item.
Why honest and intelligent people
turn over money to swindlers and
quacks will, we assume, be an unan-
swered question when man has ceased
to live on the earth.-Boulder News.
Editor Coursen was hob-nobbing with
the scTibes at GlenWood last Friday
and Saturday, attending the mid-sun-
msr session of the Colorado State Ed
itorial association.-Eagle County
News.
A fellow by the name of Ftzwates
ID . druggist at Berthoud. One cannot
keep from thinking how appropriate
his name would be if he would only
drop the letter t.-Windsor Poudre
Valley.
1t looks as though the western Colo
RADIO fruit districts with their short
harvest this year would realize much
more profit from sales than they did
last year from their overburdened orch
ards.-Lake City Times.
Speaking of the luxury of apples IL
the trenches, what do you know about
sandbags in the same trenches made OF
silk and velvet by order of the kaisei
because the supply of jute has run
out t,-Boulder Tribune.
The Rio Grande is spending $1,000
on the round house at Salida. Now il
they would spend about thirty cents OF
that old stable they call the depot th'
travelling public would no doubt appre
ciate it.-North Fork Times.
Gene Hogue and Cred" Saunder'
would not attend the Colorado editor,a
meeting at Glenwood Springs last wee,
because each thought the other woui'
lie there. We just admit that We didn
have the fare.-Wiggins Courier.
Craig is inclined to poke fun at u
because we use the scissors SO frequent
ly. We plead guilty. Our readers lik
to read something interesting occasion
ally. Try it, Craig, and give you
readers . rest.-North Fork Times.
The Democrats that are talking F.
Taylor for the United States senat
are showing = great deal more politiea
intelligence than they can be consist
ently credited with. BY all means
It is to be Democrat, let it be Tay
lor.-North Fork Times.
II used to be that when 4 young fe
low had q rubber tired buggy he wa
in great favor among the fair one'
but nowadays if . fellow approaches
girl in anything less than so hors'
power touring car he is considered
dub.-Johnstown Breeze.
1t takes Jswn D., Jr., to pull on tt
overalls and eat At . laboring mau
table. Come to think about it, We .
enc, time ate at the same table Wit
seven (other) millionaires, and the
ate and acted just like any other HI
nan being Virgins Courier.
A news item says that the Hon. Te
Roosevelt is ready to support "goo
Republican" but that is not all Of Il
stesy. The Hon. Ted is convinced thu
the only way he can find the rigl
man is when he is passing full leng'
mirror to stop and look at it.OTeii
ride Journal.
The town of Craig is fieSring ON
small meat packing plant, with c
paeity Of from 5000 to 10000 ho
annually and = substantial beef a
sheep slaughtering capacity. The pz
ducts of the plant will Be for tn
county and vicinity, TO manufacture
<ha horne raw material and save 6
freieht.-White River Review.
Carbondale was visited last week
two peddlers who were soliciting ofds