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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-01
Cause Small Groups with In
tense Curiosity to Go to Dis
eussing War Situation .
SUCCESS 81 IRE RusSIANs
I'm Vicinity of PrzemysI Reported
but Menna Merely Says
Fighting Continues.

oNDOS. June Zeppelin air.
long expected. reeched London
Iasf night. but several million inhab-
itants Of the metropolis sept peace
fully through the raid and all they
knew this morning are. the brief facts
dn1he admiralty announcement when tsl
ereoorts tina: the raiders Few. over OUT
ss1ving .t.ctions OF the city. The OIL
cfai statement makes mention also OF
numerous fres which may or may not
have been connected with the RAID.
None of the evening newspapers nave
ye published any Information or 1uT-
cher derails to supplement the bare
I; announcements from the admiralty.
The ordinary life and business OF
London is being carried on as usua1
except one sees small groups discuss
Ing with intense curiosity crop OF
ID rlmors SO far as the PUBIC
here has been allowed to kno. gen zen
etaIsIul preyails-on-the different mil
dtary fronta- It IS apparent. never
4heIess. that lighting is proceedlns N
the vicinity OF Pzemysl 1hts IS 1ne
extent OF Information given out by
Eienna, which contents Itself VIII the
bare mention ofsfhe fact, out says
nofking e5thersm confirmation OF De.
,niaI OF the reported Russian success
at this point
Is An od3eialS announcement rom
SSNfSh indicates the rese=puon o1ac-
TIVE bcStfIfties4 against Aust-ia-Hu1T
gan.Which have been SUSPENDED dur
inzfh eItalo-Ausman negous ions
- The near east apparently again IS
ina 6eFnent with a Bulgarian entente
repoFted as among the PROBABILITIES o.
the near future and EConstantine2-e.
sSid TO be excited over the recent
Br1ish rasds and disan1-ls o. eai
ecruser Sultan Selim. formerly lei
;sGoeben.5
1rofn Athens there Is party in the
TIrkdsh capital which is demanding
Che opening of the straits and fm-t
1ediatepeace overtures-
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TURKISH CONSULATE
aESTR04ED BY FRENCH
ss.Asseel.rre r..ss

= Sns AS1ocIsTro reIsSl
PARIS. Junesf1-The German cGn-
sui at Haifa. Eyria- on the baJ OF
4cfe HAVING melted Turkish 7roopsHo;
omns8 acts hostile to the Frenc
EEe1ch cruiser sailed up 70 Haffa ard
slsy "a Few we'll; directed shells De-
sfroyed the consulate. This infoEmas,
Son IS found IN an announce1nelts
sen ont today by the French mimfzt
Sof marine which reads:
ministry of marine lisSzs1gE
ADVISED that the German cousItd
5adfa had ncited Turkish tIoeps;
open fire on 2. boat carry ing 81 f5s;2ss
81 sfrnce andAo violate the buriaIpERee;
7aiEa Of a nunfber Of soldiers OF
Sfhe army OF SIapnaeon scattering
same t5nles the ;rema MS e
ench admrS Jnterred there seut
ciiSer whicl1 destroyed TIE consnlE'
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SHORT Work
Results in Fiifty-fNe Day Sen
tence on the Roads for
Coal Miner.

Convicted of trying to defraud Sam
uel Hunter. negro of the Corona
coal mine settlement, Of board bill
amounting to S2l-2l, ". NJ Howard. q
negro coal miner of the same place.
has been fined SIS and costs and SEN
fenced to serve twenty-five days at
work on the county roads by Gfagis-
trate T. 6. NicewarneT. In default OF
paying the fine and costs an additional
sentence OF thirty days was imposed,
making the sentence altogether fifty
i've days.
Howard said the reason he had not
paid the bill was that he could obtain
only two days work week at the
coal mine. The case was heard by
the MAGISTRATE late Monday.
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GIRLS CLUBS.
In This County Are Progress
ing Nicely Says Miss
Marin. Agent.
CBy Miss Minnie Martin, aeent-)

Ry Miss Minnie Martin, aeent-)
: SHINNSTON,J June Members OF
the Girls Garden and Canning CLUBS
are very carefully caring for their to-
mato plants at this time. guaro1os
them against Jack Frost
II you had the privilege OF VISITING
the homes OF the girls one OF these
coid evenings YOU would see them
niacfng sashes ON their hotbeds. car
wing boxes of plants In by the IRE.
covering transplanted tomato plants.
or perhaps busi1y sewing on their
canning saps and aprons
The object of all this work; is TO
increase the supply and variety OF
fresh and canned fruits and veseta-
bies to earn money and TO tram 1u-
ture home-n1akerS. Y
In accomplishing all OF this tne
girls are trying to live up 70 tnei
Local clubs have been organized az
ShinnsSnn, Shinns Run, Hepzibah.
Sardis, Flinde4Htion
and West Milford -
Besides visiting the girls In their
homes and gardens asSoftensas posi-
HE the county leader In charge. Calls
a meeting once month otscach .cIuD
and insuucts the girls IN gardening,
To add interest and varsetySto the
club. picnics and sociSl gatherings
are already being planned
A premium list awardjngsprtzeszt TO
the girls who win in the county cor
Tes1t which will be held at ClaTks-
hurr this fall. Is now being prepares.
and will be published at an cary
The business men OF the county
,re giving generous support. whtch-1s
apprecfa1ed by this. organization
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TYGARTS VALE
pRgSB TEFIAL TO
OPEN SESSION

Foreign Missionary saddresS-ihe
Rev. James B. Graham, D. D., Tslng-
hang-Pu. China
Prayer. hymn, Offering
Benediction-
Thursday Morning.
9:S0-Devot1ona1- Isabel Ar
mold. Elkins. w Va.
10:oo-Mustc-
lo:15-sunday School conference
The Rev. Thomas P. Alien, Bev-
er1y. ". Va
Iesoo-Luncheon at the Manse,
36S Mechanic street
Thursday Afternoon.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. T. P Al
len, Beverly, WA
2:10afethods of Work in Local
Miss Annie shadden. At
s:15@Round table on Young Peo-
pies Work.
4:oo-Report Of committees:
nodical- Minutes
4:45-Hynn, praye adjournment
Thursday Evening.
S:0Q-Song service
Local Home Miss1ons-The Rev.
E.
Hymn, prayer, Offering.
Benediction.
The churches in the Tygart's Val
ley Presbyte1y are the Davis Memoir
ial at E1kins. Beverly. Tygart's Val
ley at: Huftonsville and Mill Creek,
EIlamore. Central at Clarksburg. Par
sons, Sutton. Phf1ippi. G1enyHIe. Mid
land. Pfckens. Cheat River. Burns
vile, Coa1ton HARMON Hambieton
Horton. Gassaway. Mingo, Valley
Bend and Hendricks.
The present toMcers Of the Presby-
terfal are Miss Emma Davis. OF
Clarksburg. president; Mrs. Jess
Kevser, of Belington, vice president:
Mrs G. ~ West, of Clarksburg, sec
retary-treasurer:M Mrs. w Lee. OF
Sutton. secretary of foreign missions;
Miss Stella Bradford, Of PhflfDpf,
secretary Of the assembly's home
missions. Mrs. o. r. Arbuckle, OF
Elkins. secretary OF local home mis-
lssfons; Mrs ". sM.Gulland. OF Elkins.
l.secretay of young people work and
Sunday school extension: MIS- T. J.
| Arnold, of EIkins, secretary OF liter
allure; and AIRS. Ada r Boughner, OF
Harrisburg. musical director.
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Of lis Second Annual Meeting
with One This Evening in
the Central Church.

At T-45 O'Clock this evening, the
Tysart's Valley Presbyteria1 will be
convened at the Central Presbyterian
church. next to Masonic Temple, on
West Pike street, In second annual
meeting. The Rev. Homer Mcmillan.
d d. secretary of the eSecunEe
committee of Home Missions, of At
.lanta, Ca, Will give the principal ad-
dress of the evening The public IS
cordially invited. and the ladies of
the Central church wish to extend
hearty welcome to all the members
OF Clarksburg missionary societies OF
every church DR.. MCMILLAN vii.
leave for Ohio Immediately after his
address. having several speaking. ap-
pointments, which he has broken into
to nakehis address at Clarksburg-
Tuesday Evening.
8:0o-Song service
A Word of Welcome-The Rev.
Herbert Jutin AIIsup.
AssembIy.s Home Mission-The
Rev. Homer McMf11an- D. D., secre-
ta1y executive committee Of Home
Missions. Atlanta, Ga
Music Offering. prayer.
Benediction.
I'D
Hutton. Huttonsvflle. " Va
10:o0-Greetins-Mrs. NJ w
smith. C1arksburg. w Va
1o:15-Response-Mrs. T. ). Ar
mold, Elkfns, w Va
10530Nafusic-
s .-10:4s-EnroI1ment of delegates
Minutes of 1914.
11500-Report of secretary
Report of societies
11545-Report of Foreign Mission
secretary Report of Assemb1yss
Home Missions. Report of local
Home Missions Report of Christian
Education and Ministerial Relief
Report OF Sunday school and Young
Peoples work. Hymn
45-Ennouncement of commit
tees. Recess.
B 127oo-Luncheon at Manse s6s
Mechanic street
wednesday Afternoon
.00-Devotional - Mss MARY
Weir Jones, EIkins. Wa
Minutes.
satafe9Mrs= T. J. Arnold. E1hns, "
& {. :so-Address. Miss Isabel Ar
mold E7kins, W.. Va
- 0O-.sA Year in Tygart's Valley
:Presbytery,'-aiiss Annie Shadden,
s. so-Round table on Women;s
Audhag- Emma Davis, Ciarks-
burg, w Va. So
4:e02Work among Foreigner
Mrs.W:SAE Smith Clarksburg. w Va
SynodicaI Missionary to Foreign
Women.
30 TO S09-fnforma reception
and Miss Holder, 314 South
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. RUMORS
IN THE STREE
I2ated, was repulsed by US With neaV
losses fo- the enemy.
ARE REFUSED
BY TURKISH TROOPS
c.r Assee,.rEe r-s.s'

coNsTANTINc7LE. June IAN
Official statement given out TO-DAY
@T6e enemy on Aionday attacked
orr rfrht wing near A<i %Burnu but
sfbey We're repulsed. Their losses are
estimated at 100 killed and more dead
WeTe observed in the valley. Monday
night the enemy attempted to recap
fure the trenches lost the previous
day: In their certer. They we're re
pulsed everywhere and lost many IN
killed. We also took arms and am,
munitions. On the front OF Seddo.
Rahr there have been exchanges o.
artillery and rifle FIRE.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-01
CAMP MEETING
AT Mountain Lake Park Will Be
Held July 2 to July IL,
Inclusive.

The Mountain Lake Park camp
meeting this year will be held from
July TO July IL inclusive.
This Observation-Disclosures gather
ing viii be in charge OF the Rev. Z.
S. Durham and the Rev. E. L. HYDE
The helpers are the Rev 6Bishop1
w. F. Oldham, New York; the Rev.
Aura Smith and wife. Delaware, O.:
the Rev Ralph T. Coursey. Baltl-
more. Md: the Rev A. j. Dolsow,
Wilmington. Della: the Rev. Prof.
Shaw. TAYLOR University; the Rev d
Lee Aultman, Cincinnati. o.. Deacon
ess Mary Lois Barnes, the Rev. L. D.
Clark. West Bedford. o.: Miss Nevltt.
Asbury University. Wilmore, hy.;.
and many other good workers.
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Supreme Court Holds Public
q Service Commission Has
81 Rate Jurisdiet ion.

S eHARLESToN. June l.-Thess state
upreme court today in an opinion
fitten by Judge Miller awarded
Erit of mandamus against the Balti5,
more and Ohio railroad as asked 1or.
sby the Public Service Comm1ssaon..ss
hoadin~ thai the commisstonsh has 5ur-.
tsdiction toconapeI the observance by
scdSnm on carriers Of the Public Ser
fce Commission law ana that NO;
charge greater than tWo cents Per
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-01
NAsaEs osssf.ED.

Through typograph.cas error tie
names Of George a. Auray,:Jo ohm II.
suother. Roxie J. Rose and Henry
george were omitted from the list OF
candidates. who were Initiated mo
thIrd degree membership IN the
knights of Columbus here Snndas;i
Tbese four gentlemen also received
the degrees. ssss-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-01
BENEFIT AFFAK:

A benefit at home will be held
from to 10. 3a o'clock this evening
at the residence Mrs Addie 1owry
At 1873 Ben street. A silver oneringl
viii be taken All are cordially ms
yIted 10 attend ~.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-01
CERTIFICATE IsSUED

The county court Tuesday issued
James 7. keenan, q certdcate upon:
hh3ch OBTAIN 4 notary pubic COM
mission
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-01
BRIDGEPORT ]


BRIDGEPORT. June The new
iiFo1lz 5,,i1dine on Main street which
has been under construction LOT the
lIast several months, is now compteleo
land more than half the rooms are
already occupied This is handsome
EthreeStory brick structure the omen
sions of which are sixty by htfy-one
feet. imposing in appearance ana Hne-
ily finished throughout The ou1iolnS
lis decidedly modern in arrangement
and the heating system one G tne pest
lobtainabte- It stands as monun1ens
fto the progressive spirit that aoounos
in this community. DIR. Folk IS ons
iof our citizens, who IS public spirited
In the truest sense of the word and
who IS ever aiming to invest ms cap
Iftal for the bettermen1 OF Scc1eG
1t seemed a sgupendous undertak-
Elns TO erect such building on IT'S
present site as the removal OF a large
ENLISTMENT was necessary II is not
likely that any other citizen would
have undertaken such task
Dr.. Folk, when interviewed recently,
stated that he was well pleased with
the architecture and conSruct1on- ana
that he appreciated the many express.
SONS OF approval from the people OF,
the town On the drst floor are two
rooms. The second door contains Two
large Office rooms. and the third Hoo
is the Odd Fellows home. which coz
tains the lodge room with ante-fooms.
a SPACIOUS banquet room and an up
to-date kitchen Folding doors sepas-
ate the lodge rooms and d1ning room
so that on festa occasions the TWO
may be thrown together
"A large audience was presentgat The
community memorial service held al
The Trinity Methodist Episcopal
church near here Sunday n1ornlas.
The program. which follows. vas one
Of unusual merit and greatly enjoyed
by ALL
america
Devotional exercises
Recfraton-onIta Mckinley
Racita4ion-J- D. Pratt
Recitauon-opa. Mckinley
Recitation-v3rgsnia Lang.
ecuatton-Bertha White.
y Recitafion-Naka lawson
Sons-Chadren.
Recnarion-Freda Pratt.
Recfta1ion-Francis Shurtleworth,
Recitafon-Alpf johnson.
Recfta4ion-susan Shuttlewortn-
R1ecitatson-Tressie Walker
Recita1ion-orma Mckinley.
RecNation-Benjam Walker:
g-Quartet-Misses Hart wy
aeI Lang and Parks.
ecf1atfon-Rachel Lang tased 80
Recitation-dartha Keyser taEed A.
sAssde from the preceding program
sso0uent and stirring addresses suit
Ss3Ies to the occasion were made by me
sPer e. W. stephan. OF SFr1endsv1He-
ma and NJ D. Teter.s The Rev. mt
ssfeDhan was former pastor. OF the
csIurch and very popular With the peo-
ME and sGr. Tetersls native-ooEn and
<orrer resident OF the community. 50
rs Is needless to state that their pres
ence contributed much to the occasion;
The following officers we're elected
ID arrange for a similar meeting next
sPresident-Guy Lawson
SecretarEJohn Parks
Treasurer-John Lang
"A the conclusion OF the services
bounr:f basket dinner was served 20
All present.
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FIREWORKS
VIII Be One of The Many Great
Features of Fourth of July
Celebration Here.

~ Fourth of July without fire.
works would be like Christmas
without presents, remarked a menu
Der OF the committee In charge OF
CIsrksburg,s big Fourth OF July cale-
bration, at recent mees>ng. and 1t
was decided TO have the biggest fire..
works display here on Monday even
ing July 5. that was ever seen In
the city.
The display. which viii include
many new kinds of fireworks. will.
be held about 8 O'Clock in the evening.
on the fair grounds and VIII be IN
CHARGE of an expert from the factory.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-06-01

Mrs. Ernest. Of Brooklgp y. z, is
a guest of her sister, Ms Hoyeh
Cooper.
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Mrs. ]. Straussburger. of East Or
.ange, y. J.. is visiting her daughta!.
Mrs.. S. Nusbaum. Of Mulberry street.
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6e-SQpEse service.
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President-Guy Lawson.
Secretary ohm Parks.
Treasurer-John Lang
A the conclusion OF the services
boun r:ful basket dinner was served 20
an present
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
BELGIUM STILL WITH US

1t is somewhat surprising to learn that the food situa
tion in Belgium is than it last year, says the
Tacoma Tribune The utmost efforts of the relief
mission and the utmost generosity of the outside world
will be required to keep the nation from starving next
winter
"The problem becomes more difficult every day" says
the chairman of the commission. "The number of des
tute has increased from 100000 last October to 25OOO
in June and grows at the rate Of 100000 month
And resources large they are not keep pace
with the need if the charitable public loses interest in
our work"
1t surprising too to hear that out of the $780, 600
spent for the first eight months Of the commissions work.
the people of the United States only contributed $60O0O0O
in money and food supplies This to be sure is large
amount perhaps the largest given by nation for
any phianthropc purpose Still it is small to comparison
with the ability Of the American people to give There are
1O00OO000 of us now, and most of either actually
prosperous or in circumstances which enviabe COM
pared with those of any European nation
"The continued support of America" says Chairman
Hoover lis necessary, too, to provide the commission
with the moral prestige possesses in the sight of the
warning powers" That support, both in money and in
sentiment will probably be as generous it last
fall although the load Of taking of Europes war suf
ferers is becoming a very hard one to bear.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02

LOYALTY.
He may be six kinds Of liar,
He may be ten kinds Of fool
He may be a wicked highflyer
Beyond any reason or rule;
There may be a shadow above him
Or ruin and woes that impend,
And may not respect-but love him
Because-well, because he's my
Friend
| know his faults by the billion,
But his faults are portion of HIM;
| know that his records vermillion,
He's far from a sweet seraphim; =
But he's always been square with
Yours Truly,
All ready to give or to lend,
And though he is wild and unruly
like him because he's my Friend.
I knock him, l know, but do it
The same to his face as away,
And if other folks knock-well, they
rue 1t
And wish they'd had nothing to say!
| never make diagrams Of him,
No maps of his soul have | penned,
For l don't analyze-I just love him
Because well, because he's my
Friend.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
STEAMER DAMAGED.

halmnd, Wash, Oct. s,---A survey Is
being made today Of the damage done
to the steamer Avalon when she was
thrown ON her beam ends by breaker
late Yesterday and jammed heavily in.
to tho bar The lashings broke and her
deck load Of 100000 feet Of lumber
went overheard, The Avalon was towed
here leaking badly.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
MATRIMoNY.

The primary impulse of all creatures
Is possession. 1t is this that causes
chicken to tear around the yard with
a piece of meat in its mouth and all
the other chickens after it. 1t hasn't
time, but the instinct of possession
makes him grab and keep it. The
same is noticeable among beasts. They
like to get great piece of meat in
their mouths and then growl 1t is
this instinct in man which provokes
nm to matrlmony. He wants some
thing to guard and growl over. So he
seeks a hollow tree, a cave, or a
house, and a wife.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
WOULD YOU GIVE YOURSELF A JOB?

Just imagine yourself boss for minute-then check
up your for the past week as an empoye Remen
ber now, its your money meeting the payroll
II you applied to yourself for job would you get it?
Have you produced enough in the week to make a
profitable investment?
Have you asked questions, studied and improved-or
have you been too wise to learn more?
Have you, as empoye, filled your hours with produc-
tive conscientious labor have you been watching the
clock?
Have you analysed what you are doing and why, or
used instinct instead of reason and got an Indifferent and
methodess result?
Have you been heart and soul in your work. on the Job
every minute with breadth Of vision that made the
desert of work an oasis of opportunity?
Have you gone through the week. vision of payday
the only oasis in your desert of work? And have YOU let
this vision shut out from view all else in the work that
would build you to size where you would give yourself
job ~
Checkup Be truthful, would you give yourself job?
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
THE SEVEN WONDERS

| wonder If my wife VIII stand fol
that "night-work.at-the office" gag
again?
| wonder who I can touch for a
loan?
l wonder II he'll come again to.
night?
/ wonder whether he's holding a
good hand or bluflng?
l wonder how she keeps from show.
ing her age?
l wonder il that's her last years
hat made over?
/ wonder how they keep up appear.
ances on his salary?
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02

Here is what the paving trust has done to the beautiful
and progressive city of Medford Oregon according to the
Medford Mail Tribune, its leading newspaper: Council
man Sargent in a communication in this issue calls at
enon to the serious crisis confronting the city and an
peals to the patriotism and civic pride of officials and
citizens to do their duty The city council has made no
ing Indebtedness. Instead city officials are advising
property owners not to pay and ndugng in wild schemes
OF renzed finance to dodge payment of debts voluntarily
contracted The interest upon these Improvement bonds
VIII soon De due There is no money to pay it. No effort
is being made to money owed to meet the obligation
II the present course is continued the city will default in
It's bond interest This spells financial ruin Medforl
WI be backisted in every financial center of the United
states Its securities will be worthless because there will
he no market for them 1t will be impossible to float anv
KIND do bond issue no matter what the discount offered"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
IMPROVEMENT.

Don't you think" inquired of the
prosperous-looking man with the
heavy mustache and watch.chain, who
was dressed in the ll.inch balk line
suit, that the world is getting bet.
terY
"Sure!" he replied, with frank en-.
thusiasm Of success, mot only bet.
ter, but easier"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
RETURNS FROM MARYLAND.

Miss Nesta Marshall returned last
ttmay from her extended eastern trim.
having spent delightful summer.
While east she visited with the Xienler
families FORMERLY of Gervais. who s,ill
think longilgN OF Oregon. She made
a lrR,io Washington, y, G, and visited
toe capitol harN postoffice, treas
my war and navy buildings. Washing.
ton monument, Smithsonian Institute.
eic, In Richmond, Virginia, She visited
the Valentine Museum, the Confcdcr
acN museum.
On her return trip she spent several
days with relatives ia Fort Collins, Col.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02
WHERE THEY EXCEL.

Mr.. Mokeby (who plays some, In
surprise) An yo' prefers one oh dem
autermatic banjo players to de real
ahtickle?
Miss Conn-Sho!
Mr.. MOkeby (coldly)-Fo' why?
Miss Coon-Cause it don't inteh
sperse its music wifi asinine remarks!
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02

UV'I uayS dTV UUIIy, with sunshine scattered
everywhere then comes day that's wild
and woo,lly, and how we groan and paw the
ar! This climate surely is the limit" thus
are ai our VAN repinings voiced; "the fog's so
thick man could skim it, the rain is ALWAYS
damp and moist. In winter. when we need
not weather they send all kinds of snow
ana Sleet; in summer, when we pray TO-
ge,ther forsnow, they send us sizzling heat y
Inc weather bureau couldn't hand ms q
climate that wad oil ;,,LO... - 10 -
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02

ms sort OF thing will land us in the boneyard meath
the gorse On ropic isles no doubt the heather comnlan
OF skies too blue and fair they'd move up north and start
10 Eoo oeaf the fresh and crisp Alaska air And mid the
II they could go where sparkling fountains are sourting
in sunny cline e Sfo 'iis
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-10-02

First Fcx-They tell me he Is very
ixtravagant.
Second Fox-Frighthllyl under.
'tand no owes his tailor seventeen
,hlckens.