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The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25

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 Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is a wonderful medicine for expectant mothers. "- Mrs. A. M. MYERS, Cor donville, Mo.
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 "I took Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Con- pound to build up my system and h a We the dearest baby girl in the world. ''- Mrs. MosE BLAKELEY, Coalport, Pa.
 "I prais e the Con- pound whenever I have a chance. It did so much for me before my little girl was born. Mrs. E. w. SANDERS, Rowles- burg, ". Va.
 "I to ok your Con- pound before baby was born and feel I owe my life to it. Mrs. WINNIE HILLS, Winter Haven, Florida.
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ly, buttermilk.' I laughed. but in all seriousness he went on to enlarge on the merits of this homely fare in manner that aroused my interest in what had been to me an unthought of matter until then, and if by this letter I can interest your readers in any thing like the same way l shall be greatly pleased, and will have my re- ward in the knowledge and assurance that the health and happiness of the community have been benefited there by.
 Do you know" said my friend.
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25

this health giving drink and much to the same effect. l am thoroughly con- vinced that if people realized the val ue of this wholesome product of our farms it would at least once a day find an honored place on our tables, to the exclusion of more expensive and less healthful drinks.
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where he is but that many months would elapse before arms were finally laid down. The spirit further said that while urging his countrymen not to be too optimistic he confidently be. lieved that the enemy could be hum. bled and defeated but that consumma. tion would not come without great sacrifice.
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25
THIRTY-SIXTH EPISODE
THE KENNEDY WIRELESS TOR.
 PEDO.

Half carrying, half forcing Elaine down into the water, Del Mar and his two men. all four of the party clad in the outlandish submarine suits, bore the poor girl literally along the bottom of the bay until they reached a point which they knew to be directly under the entrance to the secret submarine harbor.
 Del Mars mind was working fe- verishly. Though he now had in his power the girl he both loved and also feared as the stumbling block in the execution of his nefarious plans against America. he realized that in getting her he had been forced to be- tray the precious secret of the har- bor itself.
 At the point where he knew that the harbor was above him, hidden safely beneath the promontory, he took from under his arm float which he released. Upward it shot through the water.
 Above. in the harbor, number of his men were either on guard or loung- ing about.
 "A signal from the chief" cried sentry, pointing to the float as it bobbed up.
 Kick off the lead shoes" signaled Del Mar to the others, under the water.
 They did so and rose slowly to the surface. carrying Elaine up with them. The men at the surface were waiting for them and helped to pull Del Mar and his companions out of the water. Come into the office, right away" beckoned Del Mar anxiously, removing his helmet and leading the way.
 In the office, the others removed their helmets, while Del Mar took the headgear off Elaine. She stared about her bewildered
 Where am I?" she demanded.
 "A woman" exclaimed the men in the harbor in surprise.
 Never mind where you are," growled Del Mar, plainly worried Then to the men, he added. I've can't stay any longer. The harbor is dis covered. Get ready to leave imme- diately."
 Immediately there was a general scramble to make ready for the es- cape.
 In the corner of the office. Elaine. again in her skirt and shirtwaist which the diving suit had protected, sat open-eyed watching the prepara- tiens of the men for the hasty depar- ture. Some had been detailed to get the rifles which they handed around to those as yet unarmed. Del Mar took one as we'll as a cartridge belt
 Guard her." he shouted to one man indicating Elaine, and if she gets away this time, I'll shoot you.
 Then he led the others down the ledge until he came to submarine boat. The rest followed. still making preparations for hasty flight.
 
 Woodward along with Professor Ar hold, in his disguise as a hermit stood for moment surrounded by the soldiers, after the disappearance of Elaine and Del Mar in the water
 I see it all. now." cried the her init, the cubmarine, the strange dis appearances, the messages in the wa ter, They haye a secret harbor un. der those cliffs, with an entrance be- heath the water line"
 Hastily he wrote a note on a piece of paper.
 Send one of your men to my head. quarters with that" he said. handing it to Woodward to read:
 Rodgers
 Send new submarine telescope by bearer You will find it in case No. r, closet No. 5. Arnold.
 On wharf along the shore Wood.
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25
CLEAN SWEET SCALP
May Be Kept So by cuticura Soap
 and Ointment. Trial Free.

To have good hair clear the. scalp Of dandruff and itching with shampoos of Cuticura Soap and touches of Cuti- eura Ointment to dandruff spots and itching. Nothing better than these pure, fragrant, supercreamy emol- iients for skin and scalp troubles.
 Sample each free by mail with Skin Book Address Cuticura, Dept. KY, Boston. Sold everyWhere.-AdY.
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25
IMMEDIATE ATTENTION

should be given to sprains, swellings, bruises, rheumatism and neuralgia. Keep Mansfield's Magic Arnica Lini- ment handy on the shelf Three sizes -25c, soc and s1.00.-Adv.
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HAVE YOU
 \ CHILD?

Many women long for children, but because of come curable physical derangement are deprived of this greatest of all happiness.
 The women whose names follow were restored to normal health by Lydia E. Pinkham Vcgeta. ble Compound Write and ask them about 1t.
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25
An Improved Quinine, Does not Cause
 Nervousness nor Ringing in Head

The happy combination of laxatiyes in LAX AfIEE PROMO QUlNINE makes the tluinne in this form have far better effect than the ordinary Quinine, and it can be taken by any one without affecting the head Remember to call for the full name, Laxative Bromo Quinine. Look for signature of E. W. Grove. 25c.
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25
Not Even Stead Knows.

The spirit of William T. Stead, the great British newspaper editor. who lost his life on the Titanic. having been summoned by his daughter. Miss
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No Limit.

What do you do with your car when your wife is away
 Everything. Life.
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25

It's all right for man to wake up in the morning fresh as a daisy, but it isn't right to let his freshness get too fresh
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25

Or. B. F. Jackson, Celebrated Physician, handed down to posterity his famous prescription for female troubles. Now sold under the name of "Femenina. Price 50c and S1.00.-Ady.
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25
Not Gray Hhairo but Tired Eyes

make us look older than VIC are. Keep your Eyes young and you will look young. After the Movies always Murine Your Eyes Don't tell your age.
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25
Most of Them Should.

I'm self-made man.
 And you suffer no remorse2'-Bos- ton Transcript.
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25

People who give themselves away are not necessarily charitable.
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25

To keep clean and healthy take Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets They regulate liver, bowels and stosaeh.-Ady.
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25
A.oainSt Etiuuatte.

He fcoaching her in golf)-You now address the ball
 She-Without an introduction?
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25

Nothing is 90 fatal to the romance of a stolen kiss as to have the girl sneeZe at the wrong time.
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25
Impersonal

An optimist, my son, is a person who doesn't care what happens if fl doesn't happen to him."-Puck.
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25

The best chest expander is a big heart.
The Monticellonian., 1915-11-25
One Exception.

"I can see the dollar behind the dime every time"
 Not if it's a Mexican dime
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-03-12

the primaries more frequently, and
march in torchllght professions.
am Methodist, but the pastor com
plains every sunday because / do not
do more for the church. / am an odd
Fellow but the Noble Grand often
growls because / do not attend more
meetings ! am not satisfactory as a
citizen or neighbor, ana hear frequent
grumbling on both scores
'Still, / own -four farms, and have
outlived most of those with whom /
began life or all those who began
when | did, none have done better.
ana some have done worse. ! am a
Widower my wife having worn out
twenty years ago, but 1 manage TO get
along. My three daughters are mar
ried, but ! keep house as well as they
do, with the assistance Of hired
housekeeper, whose husband works
the farm under my direction.
Therefore l wish you would state
mat l am pretty good fellow, be-
ealise l have done as well as any of
my critics and good deal better than
most of them"
My critics have not given me a
square deal, probably yours have not.
So Robert POole's note appeals to me.
| wish he would write again.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-03-12
APPRECIATION FOR ROBERT
POOLE

(lGd HOWe'S MOnthly,)
A correspondent in Maryland sends
me the following, and signs ii Robert
Poole" Cprobably fictitious name,
but the writing indicates an old mani :
~ am eighty-one years old, and,
having never been complimented,
have decided to compliment myself
As a boy ! was never satisfactory.
Many of the boys ! grew up with got
INTO trouble, and all of them are now
dead; but / have never been in jail
or accused of an uffense warranting
arrest As a husband. | was not sat
iStactorN. although / was as good a
man as my wife's father, or.any of her
brothers | was not "A satisfactory
father either, although none of my
children have ever amounted to more
than | have. I was never "a satisfac-
tory farmer although / not only made
q living as a farmer, but accumulated
something. in addition to educating
seven children. ] say ! was not a
satisfactory farmer because | rarely
picked a newspaper that did not
quote some agricultural professor who
said mN methods were old fashioned
| have long been a republican. but /
do no satisfy the party managers:
they 2 umhle because / do not attend
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-03-12
WHEAT THAT TlRINES IN
AIkAII

american Review or RevieWsD
An interesting example Of overcom-
ing unfavorable environment comes
from Illinois. Under the direction
of Or. L. II. Smith OF the Illinois
agricultural experiment station. in
vestigations were carried on that re-
suited In finding a kind of wheat that
would grow in alkaline soils. 1t had
been supposed that wheat would not
grow in alkaline soils. and as people
who live upon alkaline soils are quite
as fond of bread as those who do
not 1t was distinctly inconVenient.
The experiments were made with
an ordinary variety Of wheat known
as Minnesota 1872 In most Of the
pots that were given strong doses of
the alkali the wheat refused to grow.
or sent up sickly spindling plants
that were a disgrace to the whole
wheat family. But the kernel in one
pot was undaunted by the alkali. It
grew strong, thrifty, fun Of promise.
It's Offsprings inherited the same
power and handed it down through
the generations. Literally the enemy
had been routed on his own soil.
Again certain habits Of grain that
were destructive of profits have been
overcome Prof. c. G.. Williams of
the Ohio experiment station, noticed
that the farmers of the state were
losers to large extent each year
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-03-12
No CAUSE ron EXCITEMENT.

There is no occasion for excite
mcut over the sinking of the Ameri-
can vessel William f. Frye, 10y the
German auxiliary cruiser. Prmz Eitel
Friedrich now at Newport News for
repairs ana supplies and, therefore,
within the power OF the United states
laws.
That the cargo OF the William p.
FRYE was not contrahand may be
accepted without question. II is also
equally clear that the German cap-
tain acted illegally and that his gov
eminent win be called upon. pro
torma. Go disayow his acts, apologize
for them and indemnify the owners
of the ship for the loss OF It and the
cargo Germany viii make the
amcude honorable. as required 10y in
ternational law, and the incident Will
end there
In order that the owner az the
William 4. Frye. the Arthur Sewell
company of Bath, Maine. may not
lose any legal advantage. Il is prob
able that the German auxiliary
cruiser viii be hheled under marine
law and thus he prevented from
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-03-12

leaves i'm the wind, nobody had such
an anchor as Mann. He seemed to
know exactly what to do and how to
do it. Underwood was nowhere
alongside of his antagonist. for Tn
derWoods sense of detail is nothing
With Mann it is everything lie
would have made a great housekeep-
er There would have been no sweep
ing Of dust under the sofa in his
mouse, nor pans secured lamely
Mann StiCIlcr for Detail
Detail, detail, detail, the man seems
TO be made up of sections that he
can devote to different tasks and
bflnB them all TO correct conclusion.
Mann is savage, a wit, a finger of
42-centmeter irony lie can also be
fearful yet when he attempts patrl-
otto speech one wonders whether he is
not sneerng at himself.
There are many others. The ruddy
ana youthful leader of Mr.. Roosevclt's
late party Champ Clark says he
knew Victor Murdoch when he was
in Kills. one would like to see him in
kits now. They would befit his giant
frame and that massive head, sur
mounted by a shock of Highland hair
Here is a group of tall, thin, ascetic
looking gentlemen from the south,
Pou Of North Carolina Harrison of
Mississippi, Henry of Texas, Adamson
Of Georgia. why has not the south
produced Il rotund statesman? Is it
the effects of the war? Is it anxiety
for their country that keeps them so
thin? Anyway thin they are. Some
of them are thick enough mentally
except Henry. Henry is all round
thin
But Congress viii Come Back.
Third Lord God of hosts be with
us yet Congress having gone, Divine
Providence is our sole dependence.
Congress will come Lack in the spirit
Of the Old deacon who prayed, "Oh,
Lord, we regret that Thy Son. when
on earth, did not do more for the
temperance cause Congress does
not believe in Providence. 1t believes
IN congress Already it is intoxicating
many remedial measures" Congress
spends its first session in inventing
evils, its second in remedymg the same.
The next congress inyents more evils
and more remedies,
Fourth--'Lest We forget" that the
remedies are frequently worse than
the disease, let us remember that con-
grcss is comparable to a collection of
Squash Center citizens, mullng over
the unfortunate condition of the land
and drooling over the good old days
when they were young and hopeful,
merely because they were young.
Congress can never do as much for
the country as the country can do for
itself, by living up to few princi-
pies of law Lest we forget the true
+ 4 I,t
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-03-12

'GETs-IT." It's the corn cure of the
century, the new way, the sure, pam
less, simple way. 1t makes n fellow,
really feel foolish after he's used foe.
eating salves. eorn-blting ointments
toe-bundling bandages. blood-bring,
ing razors. knives files, scissors. ia6-
bers and what-nots, when he uscs Inc,
drops Of "GETS-lT" and sees b,s
corn vanish. The difference Is divine
just try it, You won't vince when
you pu; on your shoes i'm the morning
''GETS-IT" is sure, gets any corn
callus, wart or bunion
"GETS-IT' is sold by druggists ey-
erywhere, 25c a bottle, or sent direct
by +. Lawrence q Co.. Chicago
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-03-12
DIsGRACING orr BUSINESS.

The New YORK Times has gathered
Information from semiofficial sources
AS to the quality Of war supplies sold
to the allies by American manufac-
turcrs. II is shown that in order to
meet the high commissions charged
10y agents ana business representa-
tlycs, some American manufacture
crs have substituted inferior goods
for best grades" ordered by the bel
lgerent governments.
In one case, whore a hundred thou
sand pairs Of shoes made from the
strongest leather were ordered.
the big commission charged by the
'husiness representative" was regard
ed as sufficient excuse for leather
far from the strongest
This sort Of sharp practice les sure
To work irrepanblo harm to the
business reputation of the United
states A confidential agent of the
British government now in this coun-
try investigating these charges, claims
that graft has been Systematically
worked 20 the tune Of many millions
OF dollars, and that nearly all Of the
supplies purchased including horses
cotton guns clothing. shoes ana am
munition, have been far below the
standard called for and paid for He
expressed himself In the following
outspoken manner:
"Everywhorc la America / have
found an overwhelming sympathy for
the war sufferers, particularly those
I'm belgium llut when the people of
Europe hear that the people of this
country arc deliberately cheating the
allies, Il creates an impression that
VIII be hard t0 eftace. II is not a
foW individuals of small Importance
who are guilty of this dcspiCahlo form
of wholesale gruit-~many of the or
dcrs on which the largest commits
sons have been collected have been
placed through men of great inpcr-
lance in American financial circles
II is burning shame if our bust
ness reputation abroad is to be sac
rlNccd in u time of emergency. when
foreign governments are virtually at
the mercy Of American sources Of
supply There can be no better OPP
portunity than the present for the
establishment OF our name for square
ana honest dcalng 10 grab tempo
rory profits at the cost of pcrma-
ncnt standing for business integrity
b. TO lose the chief asset in building
up our commerce with the world.
Aside from the moral aspect. 1t is
shorsiehtcd ana mean policy to let
the permanent good name Of the
Omitted states he smlrched for the
sake Of few dirty dollars But we
need not be surprised when we know
what was done to our own soldiers
in the spanish-Amcrican war Rot
ten beef and rotten shoes
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-03-12

leaving the jurisdiction Of the Ameri-
can courts until the damage claims
are settled. Germany viii hardly
object TO such legal proceedings and
the intcrnmcnt Of the vessel as it is
reported that British warshlps are in
the vicinity to send the Prinz Eitel
TO the bottom, should it appear be-
yond the jurisdictional waters Of the
United states.
The incident may excite Washing
ton bit; also some of the yellow
newspapers may attempt TO create q
bit OF sensation out of il before
diplomacy has had time TO smooth
out the Incident
Let 1t be borne in mind, however,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-03-12
\ BROMIDE LEGISLATURE.

The session of Tho New Mexico
legislature CLOSES at noon tomorrow.
Like ull legislature since rcpresen-
tatyc government Was instituted
amons men this one has made mis-
takes some of It's sins have been
81 omission and some OF commission
Home "a Nlclousness some Of liz
narsnec and some of etrelessuess.
Hlt is record has been about on a
jan wlth legislatures generally in
ether paris ~ the nation
The house has been kind Of
taephs eoot II many colors in us
mefai end moral make-up. Men Of
h.g aere mixed with men whose
aieii gebce never fitted them for
anfhlnr more ambitious than the
upai 81 ~ boss-larmer; aud there
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-03-12

that there is nothing in the sinking
of the William =. Frye that will not
be readily adjusted between the two
nations without even suggestion of
war. Had the Prnz Eitel sunk the
American ship without warning, as
was suggested might occur to Ameri-
can vessels, in the submarine block
AIDE inaugurated by Germany against
Great Britain, It would have been
quite another matter.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-03-12

through the tendency of the wheat
to lodge lie did not therefore say,
as the old lady did of the rain that
spoiled her 'praties': There's no
slnse in tits jist the will Of God. F."
NO, he squared his jaw and polished
up the tools in his laboratory.
Somewhere" he thought, " in the
kingdom of unembodied ideas is a
wheat that will not lodge"
And he did not cease his labars
until he had given that idea a body.
He developed wheat with so much
backbone that it refused to be felled
by anything it was likely to meet.
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were the usual degrees OF mentality
all the way between these extremes
The same diversity Of moral pereep.
tion, as mental, has marked the per-
sonnet Of that body Hence. the
record has been spotted.
The senate was composed OF an
unusually able body OF men. some
Of them were not fitted for partlcl-
patlng IN the work Of making laws.
The unfit are found IN al lawmakng
bodies But the average was high,
when compared with the scnates Of
most states.
out of It an some good laws were
placed on the statute books, and some
bad ones The libel law, regarding
religious organizations. was asininc.
bat probably Will work no harm in
the state There would be Just as
much excuse for the legislature. two
years from now, TO make it "a crime
TO publish false ana malicious state
monts about the republican or the
Wv 'ff'ff anu jon 81 NNffA NNfAN AfNtIff
The best work was In the enact
mcnt Of the seven months school
law This state can stand vast
amount Of education without running
the slightest risk OF becoming eucr-
waited from over cultivation.
Most OF the other measures, like
the county salaries law and the bill
ON taxation and revenues, were COM
promises, therefore not as bad as they
might have been ana not as good as
they should have been.
Altogether the record Of legislation |
is not one TO be particularly proud |
Of or to view with any large degree OF |
alarm 80 reputation IN the law
making bodies hns been appreclahly |
and none has been spec
Debated
The general legislative record may
be described as bromide.