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The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

The picture story about the liberal
young preacher seemed to meet the
general approval of the patrons of
the Temple last night. 1t was inter
esting and carried good moral. To-
night the Temple will have "The
Awakening" in which Anita Stewart,
who is strikingly like one of Ocala's S
prettiest girls, will feature. There
will also be the Pathe News and two
bright comedies. Monday night, the
great feature, "The Isle of Regen-
eration."
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Mr.. C. L. Anderson returned last
night from Miami, where he has been
on business for the Rentz Lumber
Company of Fort Mccoy. He made
the trip in a Ford car, that is, partly,
for he was rescued from a journey
afoot several miles out from town at
a late hour last night, hunting "push
juice. His friends declare he is run
ming Edward Payson Weston a close
second for the royal walkers cham
pionship of the world.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21
TEACHERS EXAMINATION

Notice is hereby given that the reg
ular examination for certificates to
teach will be held in OcaIa beginning
on Tuesday, September z, 1915, at 3
a. m.
Applicants viii supply themselves
with legal cap paper, pens and ink
for the work and the regular fee OF
one dollar will be collected at begin
ming of work. Very truly yours,
S-6-5tw J. II. Brinson, Supt.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Charles Thompson, the young man
who was drowned by the Morning
Postem-Serial in the dark waters OF
the st. Johns river close to the mouth
of the Reed street sewer, one night
last week, writes US through a rela-
tive from Ocala that he is as well as
could be xpected.-Palatka News.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

full operation. Quite a number Of the
schools have already opened and are
running with favorable prospects for
a zuccessful school year.
The Ocala schools will open on
Monday, September p. and the Dun
Mellon school on the same date.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21
BAPTIST SEWING CIRCLE

The Baptist sewing circle will meet
a the Wisteria. Mrs. Whitley and
Mrs. Burkhart, hostesses, would like
for all the members 70 attend and
bring work with them. President.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

The business mems class of the
Methodist church will enjoy a treat
at tomOrrow's meeting. Miss Gladys
Martin will render one of the old
time hymns that everybody loves so
well, and the teacher is specially de-
sirous that all the "boys" be in their
places on time.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21
DESPONDENCY DUE
TO INDIGESTION

"About three months ago when /
was suffering from Indigestion which
caused headache and dizzy spells and
made me feel tired and despondent, /
began taking Chamberlain's Tablets, /"
writes Mrs. Geo. Hon, Macedon, N. Y.
''This medicine proved to be the very
thing | needed, as one days treat
ment relieved me greatly. / used two
bottles of ChaE1berlain's Tablets and
they rid me of this trouble" Obtain
able everywhere.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

When Tom Carter, the baker, feels
anything coming over him that might
develop into crouch he gets out his
membership certificate in the Ancient
Order of Salty Pretzels, into which he
was initiated some weeks ago at the
bakers convention in Atlanta. This
brings a smile to his countenance
that lasts many hours and sometimes
days.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Those cakes made at Carter's Bak-
cry under the name "DELICIOUS''
are everything that the name indi-
Gates. Six favors made fresh every
day and put up in 10c packages. Ac-
cept no other. If
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

OUR prescription department is at
YOUR service at all times. Accuracy
is the watchword which insures you
careful compromising. The Court
Pharmacy. IF
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Bring us your tires and tubes to be
vulcanized. We have the best equip
ped plant, in apparatus, material and
knowledge in this section of the state.
A casing vulcanized by us is as good
in that spot as if it were new. We
do not patch tubes, we VULCANIZE
them. Davies, the Tire Man. 8-12-tf
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Lucy Crawford, the colored woman
who shot Robert Owen at Reddick on
Tuesday of last week, was arraigned
before Judge Smith this forenoon.
She was placed under bond to appear
next Tuesday for trial on charge of
assault with intent to murder.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Drs. Herbert Counts and E. G.
Lindner returned last night from
their pleasure trip to Miami, in Dr.
Counts automobile. They had
most delightful trip, making the
thousand miles without even a pune
ture.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

A message was received in this
city yesterday of the death of Mr.. G.
\. Yancey at his home in Orlando.
Mr.. Yancey was at one time a resi-
dent of Ocala.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Robert Martin was taken before
Judge w. E. Smiths court this fore
noon on a charge of carrying conceal
ed weapons, and upon entering a plea
of guilty, was fined $100 and costs.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21
FOR A STRAINED ANKLE

If you will get a bottle of Cham
berlain's Liniment and observe the di-
rections given Herewith faithfully,
you will recover in much less time
than is usually required. Obtainable
everywhere.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Mr.: Harry J. McCully, one of Ma
rion county's most successful young
agriculturists from the Berlin section,
is in the city today.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

FURNISHED RESIDENCE FOR
RENTAL eight-room residence, ev-
cry modern convenience and fully
furnished in every particular. Pleas
ant surroundings and close to pubnc
square. Would not rent for less than
six months. Apply at Star office If"
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Mr.. Albert W. Martin, the paper
drummer from Jacksonville, is regis
tered at the Harrington while seeing
his trade in this section.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Ask for BUTTER NUT bread and
don't let anyone make you believe
that any other is "just as good"
Fresh every day at Carter's bakery. If
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Mr.. Chas. " Miller is a business
visitor to the city, coming in yester-
DAY afternoon from Tampa to spend
few days
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

w. w. Welsey of Clearwater Is in
the city, having a contract for sign
painting that will keep him closely en-
gagged for the next three weeks.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

w. X. Lane, vi. d., Physician and
Surgeon, specialist Eye, Ear, Nose and
Throat. Law Library Building, Ocala,
Florida.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

FOR RENT-Five room cottage with
modern improvements, four blocks
from square; garage on premises. Ap-
Dly 70 Geo. J. Bitch. S-11-6t
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

We must have cash to run our bus
mess. Bring US your vulcanizing and
we will exchange the best vulcanizing
you ever had for your cash. Davies,
the Tire Man. 8-12-tf
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

A new line of high grade stationery
in all the latest styles and cuts at
Gerig's. If.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Mr.. Alvis Williams of Cincinnati is
in the city for the weekend, in the
interest of the firm of Loes & Co.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Mr.. c. d. May, a Newberry mer
chant is registered at the Harring
ton.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Fresh shipment of Norris famous
PEANUT BRITTLE received every
few days at the Court Pharmacy. If
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21
OCALA OCCURRENCES

Mr.. Jesse Bitch and son Of Bitch
ton were in town today.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Have you tried those delicious Max
ike cherries? 80 cents per pound, at
Gerig's. II.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

FOR RENT-Three rooms furnished
for light housekeeping; lights and wa
ter free; or two rooms for S12 per
month; three rooms for SIS per
month. Fine location on South Third
street. Inquire at Star Office. 10-12t
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

On Saturday and Monday, II
pounds of sugar for 81, with one dol
lars worth of other groceries, for
cash Smith Grocery Co. Phone 434- If
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Mr.. and Mrs. NJ G. Davis of Zuber
are among the shoppers in town to-
day.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21
WEATHER REPORT

This report Is made from observa
tions taken daily by Mr.. F G. b.
Weihe, official observer for tie gov
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Mr.. Ben Freyermuth of Martel was
in town today.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

DIR. Watts Office is now in the
Holder Block. Phone No. z. list.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Use Nyal's IamlIy remedies. All
good-good for all. Sold by Annex
Drug Store. 16-tf
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Try one of those frosted pints Of
Pabst Blue Ribbon at Johnny's- t..
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

FOR RENT-A splendid home prop
erty, comparatively new, at corner of
South Ninth street and Orange ave-
nue.; two blocks from high school
building; furnished or unfurnished;
viii give two years lease if desired.
Rent reasonable. Address Robert
i. Sanders. Ocala. Fla. 14-tf
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Mr.. L. D. Beck of Berlin was in
town today.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

WANTED-From 1 to 100 head of
hogs to fatten on shares, or by the
month at soc per head. Every pre-
caution viii be used to keep hogs in
n healthy condition. w. B. Perry.
Oxford, Fla. S-16-26t.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21
SEABOARD SCHEDULE
South Bound

No. 1.-Lv. Jacksonville, $3.50 p. m;
At. Ocala, 1:45 a. m; Lv. Ocala 1:5O
a. m; Ar. Tampa 6:3O a. m; Lv.
Tampa 7:3O a. m; Ar. st. Petersburg
$3.50 a. m
No. 3.-Lv. Jacksonville 9:3O a. m;
Ar. Ocala 1851 p. m; Lv. Ocala LII
p. m; AR. Tampa, 5:25 p. m; Lv.
Tampa, $40 p. m; Ar. st. Petersburg
8 p. m.
No. 9-Limited train; Lv. Jackson
Vile 1:8O p. m, Lv. Ocala, 4:3O p. m;
Ar. Tampa, 7:45 p. m.
North Bound
No. 2.-Lv. St. Petersburg, 4:3O p.
M; Ar. Tampa, 6:55 p. m; Lv Tam
pa, . p. m; AR. Ocala, 2:3O a. m; Lv.
Ocala, 2:35 a. m; Ar. Jacksonville,
Gas u. m.
No. 4.-Lv. Tampa, 9 a. M; Ar.
Ocala, l p. m; Lv. Ocala, 1:2O p. m,
Ar. Jacksonville, 5:25 p. m.
No. 1O-Lv. st. Petersburg, $3.50
a. m; Ar. Tampa, 1850 a. m; Lv,
Tampa, 1 p. m; Lv. Ocala, 4:1O p.
M; AR. Jacksonville, 7:15 =. m. Linn
tied train.
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21
Estimate of Expenses Fine and For
feIture Fund

AcAaA -S36.Z5O.OU
Estimate of Expenses Fine and For
feIture Fund
1-Sherim and deputies. cost
bills in criminal cases 5000 90
2-constables. cost bills in
criminal cases .. 700 90
County judge. cost bills in
criminal cases .. 10000
6-Justice of the peace. cost
bills in criminal cases. 10000
S-COunty prosecuting attOr-
ney, conviction fees. 10000
lO-WitneSs fees ... $500. 90
11-Court stenographer in in
12-Other expenses OF Grim
inal prosecutions .. 500 90
13-Sheriff's commission on
fines. etc. collected .. 10000
li44-Eeeding prisoners ....--: 100000
l5-Transport. paid for. and
discharge money paid to
county convicts worked
1s-Pay of jurors in criminal V'V'
cases. county and justice
peace courts .. 10000
17-Salary Of judge of juve-
- nile court --..-----.-.-. 10000
21-Game warden ... 10000
Reserved for contingencies 100000
Total ..............$14 900. 90
Estimate of Expenses building Fund
Reserved for contingencies. $ 1.OOO.0N
Estimated Expenses Outstanding In
debtedne-s Fund
Interest on s11O.7s1.ss refund
outstanding indebtedness as '''
shown by outstanding
warrants issued since
Feb. LIST. 1915. as follows. 11.592.1s
General fund warrants issued
ps since Feb. !, !sl5.::;,..-- s'do5.eS eS
Total ... ..... ...........S S27.3447s
Estimate of Expenses Agricultural
Fund
Donation Marion County Fair
AGEnnfQFfGn
39-COunty agent ..-.---.-- 10000
i0-Canning club .--........ 10000
Reserved for contingencies. 5000
w ID. CARN. Chairman
p. r. NUGENT. Clerk.
NOTICE
OcaIa. Florida.
Estimates OF revenues for fiscal year
1915 and 1916, for Marion county. ex-
cept tax levy.
General Fund
Licenses. railroads express
companies. telegraph com
panies 49,. ----...-.-.-S 10000
LIQUOR licenses ............. 100000
Other licenses .----------.-- 100000
Rent of armory ------------- $4,000
sale and redemption OF tax
certificates ----------- SOV-OO
Total o.. ............... .S11.74O.0O
Road Fund
Pay for road hands summon
ed under Section 10. Chap
ter 6537. General Statutes. IS l.200-oo
Automobile licenses ..------- l,65O.O0
Tax certificates sold and re-
deemed ----- ---.--------- l.SVV-Vo
Total o.. ..................s 4.s5o.OO
Fine and Forfeiture Fund
sale and redemption Of tax
Fines inc. in Criminal proceed -
ings Observation-Disclosures S-oOV-O0
Total ....- .--.------..---S 100000
Building Fund
sale and redemption OF tax
Outstanding Indebtedness Fund
Sale and redemption OF tax
Agricultural Fund
sale and redemption Of tax
eeF'in'a'eS P. II. NUGENT. clerk. sS.''
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

Local Forecast
Generally fair tonight and Sunday
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

FOR RENT-Ne,l located and nicely
furnished rooms IN residence next to
the Colonial; also for light house
keeping. Inquire at the Colonial. 7tf
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21
UNCLASSTFIED ADS
WANTED, LOST, FOUND, FOR
SALE, FOR RENT AND SIM
LIAR LOCAL NEEDS

WANTED-To purchase a small or
medium size business in Ocala; must
be one that will bear investigation.
Any correspondence will be kept
strictly confidential. Address "Busi-
ness" care Star. 20-tf
WANTED-A small farm near Ocala; !;
price must be reasonable. Write me
what you have to offer, direction and
distance from Ocala, improvements,
price, terms, etc. Will deal only with
owner. Address, "Quick Sale," in
care of Ocala Star. 20-6t*
The Ocala evening star., 1915-08-21

The Board OF County Commissioners
expense. for the fiscal y.ear 1915 and
1915. Tor the several funds be publish
~ as follows.
go ]. General. No. ?. Road. No 3.
Fine and Forfeiture No. & Building.
No = Outstanding debtedness: No.
S. AgrlculturaD
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19
CHANGE
Quit Coffee and Got Well.

A woman's coffee experience is In
teresting. For two weeks at time
I have taken no food but skim milk,
for solid food would ferment and cause
such distress that / could hardly
breathe at times, also excruciating
pain and heart palpitation and all the
time / was so nervous and restless.
From childhood up / had been
coffee and tea drinker and for the past
20 years I had been trying different
physicians but could get only tenn
porary relief. Then I read an article
telling how some one had been helped
by leaving off coffee and drinking
Postum and it seemed so pleasant just
to read about good health decided to
try Postum.
Il made the change from coffee to
Postum and there is such difference
in me that don't feel like the same
person. We all found Postum deli
cious and like it better than coffee. My
health now is wonderfully good.
''As soon as / made the shift to
Postum got better and now my trou-
bles are gone. am deshy, my food as
similates, the pressure in the chest and
palpitation are all gone, my bowels are
regular, have no more stomach trouble
and my headaches are gone. Remem-
Der | did not use medicines at all
just left of coffee and used Postum
steadily" Name given by Postum Co.,
Battle Creek, Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum cereaI-the original form
must be well boiled. 15c and Csc pack
ages
Instant Postum soluble powder
dissolyes quickly in cup of hot water,
and, with cream and sugar, makes a
delicious beverage instantly. 30c and
SOC tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
There's a Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocers.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19

Certain patterns in Cretonne are
suited to dresser scarfs, pin-cushion
covers, slipper bags, candle shades
and other little furnishings that are
required for mems rooms. In the pic
ture dresser set is shown, including
a scarf, pincushion and candle shade.
The cretonne shows red rose and
green foliage against black and
white striped ground. So decided a
pattern is to be most sparingly
used. and the scarf is therefore only
bordered with the cretonne. A
square pincushior is covered first on
one side with small square of the
cretonne sewed smoothly over it. For
the other side a considerably larger
square is hemmed about the edges and
pinned over the cushion.
The candle shade is made over
wire frame and consists Of a circu-
lar niece stretched over the top and
sewed to place. A hemmed strip hangs
from the edge of the frame to which
it is sewed.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19

An attractive calendar for a girl 8
room and hatpin holder are shown
in the picture above. The hatpin hold
er is merely small pasteboard tube
covered with moire ribbon with tiny
brass buckles, handle and straps of a
narrow ribbon. It Stimulates golf bag
and a hatpin initiating golf stick
goes with it.
The calendar consists of circular
piece having two small feet on one
edge. cut from a sheet of celluloid.
Two small oblong openings, one long
er than the other, are cut opposite the
feet.
The face Of the calendar is deco
rated with q painted holly wreath
and gilt lettering within it.
Two smaller circles swing on q
pivot back of the calendars face, with
the names Of the months on one and
numerals from / to 81 on the other.
The tiny pivot is concealed by the let
tering.
The calendar is supported like an
easel by strip fastened on at the
back.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19
Medical Examination Day.

During tuberculosis week, which
will be celebrated throughout the Uni
ted States from December to Decem-
Der II, national medical examination
day will be observed on December 8.
Groups and individuals will be urged
to make arrangements for physical ex-
animation on that day. A circular de-
scribing in detail how the advantages
of medical examination day may be
obtained and indicating certain physi-
cal impairments which everyone
should look for will be sent on request
from the Office of the National Asso-
citation for the Study and Proven
ton of tuberculosis, 105 East Twenty
second street, New York city.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19

dragging sensation across my loins,
difficulty in collecting my thoughts
and was troubled with short
ness of breath. Dodds Kidney Pills
have cured me of these complaints.
You are at liberty to publish this let
ter for the benefit of any sufferer who
doubts the merit of Dodds Kidney
Pills."
Dodds Kidney Pills, SOC. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Dodds Dyspepsia Tab
lets for Indigestion have been proved.
SOC. per box.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19

Cretonne is the most effective Of
inexpensive materials for making
beautiful gifts. 1t is at its best in
furnishings for the bedroom.
A pillow cover of cretonne and q
dresser scarf of scrim bordered with
It are shown In the picture. The pill
low cover is finished with hem all
around. and bound with black braid
about the edges. The open end fas-
tens with snap fasteners.
The dresser scarf suggests the way
In which these strong. brilliant pat
terms should be used. A band Of the
cretonne is stitched along each side,
leaving most of the surface white, as
a background for the pincushion or
other articles that may be covered
with the cretOnne.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19
A Million Miles of Work.

In the years 1905 to 1918 inclusive
the survey vessels of the department
of terrestrial magnetism Of the Car
negie institution covered 10000
miles. determining the magnetic ele-
ments at average intervals of It's
miles. It's land expeditions covered
100000 miles and established about
$500 stations. Thus by land and Sea
they travelled approximately million
miles. or forty times the circumfer-
ence of the earth.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19
WHY "ANURIC
An INSURANCE AGAINST SUDDEN DEATH!
Sufferers from Backache Rheumatism and Kidney Trouble

Experience has taught DR.. Pierce that
''Anuric' is the most powerful agent
in dissolving uric acid, as hot water
melts sugar, besides being abs olutely
harmless and is endowed with other
properties, for it preserves the kid
neys in healthy condition by thor
oughly cleansing them. Checks the de-
generation of the blood-vessels, as well
as regulating blood pressure. "Anuric"
is a regular insurance and life-saver
for all big meat eaters and those who
deposit lime-salts in their joints. Ask
the druggist for "Anuric" put up by DR..
Pierce, in 50-cent packages.
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
makes weak women strong, sick
women well, no alcohol. Sold in tab
lets or liquid.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19

Gauze bags, made to hold individ-
ual powder puff balls, are among the
popular new fads that make lovely
Christmas gifts. They are made OF
chiffon, silk muslin or gauze, gathered
over q silk-covered embroidery hoop.
Hangers Of light satin ribbon are
fastened at each side of the hoop with
rosette.
The balls, of absorbent cotton. are
finished with tiny bows of baby rib
bon matching the hangers in color.
AS soon as used they are thrown
away.
Flowered silk muslin makes pretty
bags, with ribbon hangers matching
the flowers in color. The little bows
are sewed to the balls. The bags hang
at the side of the dressing case for
the convenience Of guests.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19

BEFORE an Insurance Company will
1ea risk on your life the examining
Vaclan will test the urine and re-
" " whether you are a good risk.
' 9 your kidneys get sluggish and
s you suffer from backac,2e, sick
aaacne' dizzy spells, or the twinges
~ pans Of lumbago, rheumatism and
w The urine is often cloudy, full
%ument; channels often get sore
y aeep is disturbed two or three
-S night. This is the time you
, ,.-e consult some physician of wide
,ss1s as DR.. Pierce, of the
,sluS Hotel and Surgical Institute,
.-alO' N, Y. Send him 10 cents for
wye package of his new discovery
1. .sIN Write him your symptoms
''aa a sample of urine for test.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19

Quaker collar and cuff sets of or
candle are easily made and among the
most fashionable of dress accessories.
They make charming Christmas gifts,
and may be made at small cost.
Sheer materials, in cotton or linen,
are used to make them, with hem
stitching, narrow lingerie laces or
embroidery in small sprays forming
the decorative features. A quaker set
edged with cluny lace is shown in the
picture.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19
REAL SKIN COMFORT
Follows Use Of Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. Trial Free.

By bathing and amounting these fra
grant supercreamy emollients impart
to tender, sensitive or irritated, itch
ing skins a feeling Of intense skin
comfort difficult for one to realize who
has never used them for like purposes.
Cultivate an acquaintance with them.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19
Got Into Trouble.

A much banged-up son of Ham shut.
fed disconsolately into a Louisiana
levee camp, after a short leave to go
to New Orleans for the returns of the
Willard - ohnson fight.
Whats the matter, Zack?''
asked the boss. did yuh git in a
rough house?"
1T wuz jes lax dis" explained lack
finally. 81 wuz watchin' dem fellahs
givin' out dem deere newsies, an en-
de fus' paint OBJ de fight reckons
jes' soht O. ovehsphoke mase'f."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19
Too BAD.

j. ''lag to Higbie's wedding tomor-
= w. l guess I'll have to stay home"
~ IOugat you were a great friend
.m surely you got an invitation ?"
:. - yes; but ] had to hook my
- ~ Sult to buy the wedding pres
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19
couraneous Policeman.

hspeCtor-How was it possible for
he prisoner to get away from you?
Policeman (embarrassed) Dwell, you
bee Cd the way we were chased by
COW, and he stood still.-Fliegende
8istter
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-11-19
Mistake

A New York doctor drank bichloride
of mercury by mistake, says dis
patch. The inference here is that the
layman drinks it as beverage, but
he doesn't -Detroit Free Press.