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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30

concerning the steamer Queazada.
which. the government contends.
eaA one OF the ships chartered by
the Hamburg officials as a vessel TO
supply German commerce raiders
at sea.
Defense Attorney CAM then con-
tended that the government had
failed 10 prove violation OF law, and
asked die.Dissal OF the indictment.
There are certain phases OF the
case believe the Jury should pass
upon" Howe commented. Ia making
his decision.
In making HIS motion. CAM said:
We are ready 20 conccde. and
even 10 boast. that. nj the call OF the
fatherland. these men sent supplies
to German ships nj sea. But this
did no, violate any laws"
4 agree with you" nnRwered tho
Judge. but II there was intent 10
deceive customs officials. u r. a diff.
terent matter"
Attorneys OF the government have
made no reference. during the prog.
resH OF the trial. TO Capt Boy. Ed.
German naval atiachc. who. II has
been limited. Was a conspirator with
the HAmblrg.Amcrican company I'm
the expenditure OF huge sums OF
money In fitting out chips 10 carry
coal and supplies TO German war
ships.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
VOLTAGE HIGH
HERE THIS week
Kilowatt Fans Romp All Over
Town in Celebration OF
Electricity
SMALL BOY IN SPEECH

Electrical Prosperity voltage ran
high Tuesday. the second day OF
Scattie's celebration OF Juice
week" following high tension gath.
erings OF kilowatt enthusiasts at tho
Washington hotel and at tho Press
club. Monday afternoon and even
ing
Little Frank Parrish. son Of n
prominent Rotarinn. was pc.
iitical current as booster at tho
Rotary club luncheon nj the Wash.
ington. and pulled off a 60 horse.
power speech. proving himself YER.
liable storage battery OF Wit and
common sense.
I'VE kids used TO have 10 beat
carpets" he declared. Nov
we do II with an electric clean
er AZ our house. II you want to
give your Md something for
Christmas, get him an electric
motor. They gave me one once,
and there's nothing II won't do.
we make coffee on an cleo
trie percolstor-the real stuff
the kind man ought 10
drink"
Prominent electricians and auto
mobile men spoke on every subject
electrical. Among them were. ~.
J. Chile. Carl y. stevens, Robert w.
Clark. n. r. Gleason. phil ]. Aaron.
Philip +. APPEL and ". 4. Herring.
AZ the Press club. in brilliantly
displayed exhibits. several thousand
people saw the wonders the little
electric spark has made possible
since Ben franklin flew his Kite In
thunderstorm.
Turnout the evening the guests
enjoyed a choice program OF music.
directed by Hale r. Dewey. who will
present a new bin every evening
this week. Prominent vocaiiatH and
instrumcntalisin. some OF whom ap-
pcarcd Monday night. viii be heard
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
Gas in the Stomach
Is Dangerous
Physieisn Recommends the Use =
MaRnesia

Sufferers from Indigestion or dys-
pepsia should remember that H.
presence Of gas or wind IN thu sfors-
aeh invariably indicates that ~
stomach IL troubled by excessive
actdlty.
Excessive acid causes the food a.
ferment. and the fsrmsnflnx food IN
turn gives rise TO noIlous sases
which dlstend the stomach, hanger
the normal functions Of vital later.
nal organs. cause acute hesdachsr
and by pressure Of the pneumorss-
tic nerve. often set up paipitation Of
the heart a neglected acid stomach
may be the cause Of impaired In
festival digestion. which may in turn
cause a general run down cond}(y540
due 10 the absorption OF toxic ma
terini into the blood. To quickly
dispel a dangerous accumulation n
wind ia the stomach and 10 stop tns
food fermentation which creates the
gas. the acid In the stomach must
be nsutralIzed. and for this purposs
there IN nothing better than plain
bisuratsd magneaia. taken in litus
water Immediately after meals. This
instantly neDtraiizes the acid. thrs
stopping fermentation and the for
nation OF gas. and enables the In
ceed with it's work under nafurxt
conditions The bisurafsd magnolia
IL obtainabie In powder or tablet
form from any druggist. but az
there are several forms Of magnets.
you should ask distinctly for ~
sursted magusnia. Take a Teaspoons
full Of the powder In a quarter glass
Of water Cor two Of the fabiets1
after each meai.--Advertisen
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
Don't Burn and Ruin
The Hair With Hot Iron

Straight. iank hair II becoming 10
but few women. and there's no ex-
cuHe now for any one looking home
w and unkempt on that account
Those who have foresworn the curl
ing iron because OF the damage Il
does by drying and breaking the
hair will be glad TO hear that plain.
liquid Hlimerine will produce n far
better and prettier effect. without
any injurious result whatever. n
just small quantity be applied 20
the hair at night with a clean topfh
brush. a lovely curllness and natrSs'
wave will be IN evidence in the
morning. and there will be nothing
streaky. sticky or greasy about IL
few ounces Of liquid silmerine.
ohtainabie at any drug store. VIII
prove a welcome addition TO many
dressing table. II 10 best applied
by dividing the hair into strnnd
and moistening each of them sepe-
rateiy from root to tip. The beauf1s
full wavy effect will last for q Coo.
siderable tirne.-Advertiseme
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
RUMANIA PUTS
UP BAR AGAINST
RUSSIAN Navy

COPENHAGEN. Nov. 90
Rumanla earnestly wishes 20
remain neutral: therefore the
Russian navy cannot enter the
Danube river. which 10 mined.
This notice has been sent 10
Russia. according TO Bucharest
dispatches.
Moreover, II 10 assumed the
Rumanisns will object even
more strenuously to move.
nent Of Russian troops over.
land across Rumanlan terri
tory. az apparently 10 proposed
by the car. While there is
considerable pro-aily sentiment
in Rumsnls. u 10 reported that
a patriotic league has been
forrnei al Bucharest 20 wrest
Bessarsbia from Russia by join
Ing the central allies.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
DENTISTS Wife
AYERS He LEFT
HER PENNILESS

Mrs. Carrie s. Hunter. wife OF
DR.. ]. II. c. Hunter. a dentist In
the Green building. answered her
husbands divorce complaint In 81.
perior court Tuesday. declaring
that he left her without cause
three weeks ago. and penniless. tho
he has an income from his profcs-
sion OF $500 10 $500 a month
Mrs Hunter does not want a 81.
vorce. but asks that. In event II II
impossible for her husband to live
sith her again. she be granted the
decree. based on the alleged false
statement made In his complaint
He said she had abandoned him.
an allegation which she brands as
untrue.
Mrs Hunter asks $50 temporary
alimony and $3.50 attorney fees.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
WOMAN GAGGED,
ROBBED BY BOYS

Three youths who Monday night
bound and gagged Mrs. Mary
Gctchell. 60. and rAnsacked her
home. ZIG Brandon st. are being
sought Tuesday by the police.
The robbers escaped In an auto.
leaving Mrs, Getchcll tied TO a
chair A neighbor found her and
called "A physician She was sui.
fcring from nervous shock. She
described her assailants as boys
under 90.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30

stall 'ia b-lh. hos fancy prunes sbc
No, 10 sack flour abc, Stall 500 : pkKp
raislnH, Csc; = glasses home. made Jelly.
Be Stall 100. lbs. navy beans. e5c.
zoe cans rcd salmon. 25c< Stalls 1919
red salmon bellies. zoe ID. Norway mack
erol for 2ac. Stall III. choice pork
steak. lbs Csc; choice lamb chops :
lbs. sbe stall -. compound. Ice h; pic
MIC hams. love 10. Stall 20. s-ih. can
baking powder. csc. = lbs fresh roasted
peanuts, $50. Stall s2i. fruit cake. iko
ID. Slayer cakes rec each Stalls ais.
$40. homemade cookies. doz 2Be nut
loaf cake, for use, Stall sas. Juicy lem
ons zoe dos fresh prunes. ioc II. stall
Sba, Tokhy or Malaga srapes. SC h
cranberries, &c 10. stall so. fancy dry
onions, lbs. ioo. Hubbard squash, g 10.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
SCHUBERT CLUB
TN GOOD CONCERT

Success marked the first concert
OF Seattle's Schubert club. given
Monday night at Odd Fellows hall.
by Sololsts Miss Gwendolyn Geary
and Mrs. Romeyne Is. Jansen and a
chorus Of 40 well-trained voices.
Both Miss Geary and Mrs Jansen
added to their already weli-eatab-
lished popularity. They charmed in
a group Of songs nicely adapted to
their rare yoicer Mrs. Adrienne
Marcovich and Milton Seymour &C.
companied.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
FUMES OF GAS FATAL

William schwatxer. so. OF 2i0s
Seventh ave. butcher who has
lived in Settle for several years.
was accidentally asphyxia;sd be.
tween 4 and 5 a, m. Tuesday. lie
arose early. presumably. and ~ III.
gas. then Retired again with a book.
In some way the gas waa blown
out
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
MOVE TO RECALL
GOVERNOR HUNT

PHOENIX. Arlz.. Nov. 30.-An
organization for the recall OF Gov.
Hunt has been completed today. IN
der the name Of the Hunt Recall
Committee"
The organization charge Hunts
administration as grossly. wanton-
ly and needlessiy extrayagant."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
KYER IS ARRESTED

Henry A. Kyer. OF Augustine g.
Kyer. IN out on his personal recog
nizance Tuesday. following HIS ar
rest Monday afternoon on Il charge
OF selling game ducks. George
ZiengeniuSs. his butcher. arrested
on the same charge. was released
on $3.50 bail.
t. r. Turpin. butcher for the Pa
cIfIc Meat Co. was arrested on a
similar charge and released on
$3.50 bail.
All three warrants were sworn
70 by Ella Bonn.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
PIKE PLACE

stall H. lbs. graduated sugar 500.
stan 70. pure pnsteuriKed milk. Sc PIT.
DC at stall 1908 hickory nuts loo IN.
stall 1928. new comb money. 1bc. Stall
Hnuerkraut 20 at Stalls 1874, regular
81 90 Infants shoes bbc. stall go best
butter, 2ac III. Stall II. Sage cheese. Toe
10. Stall "a. whole salmon, soc each.
stall ST. fancy Roms Beauty apples. 81 10
box, delivered stall ~. sweet potatoes.
lbs. ioc. Stall 1919 mild cured herring.
for 100. Stall 1919. crocus bulbs. 1oc
doz.. dor. 2bc: large hyaointh bulbs.
100 dor Stall ~, rolled oats. 10 ID, /.
coffee, iso ID.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
WILL TELL HOW TO
ANSWER CHILDREN

They arc going TO tackle big
job Tuesday night. at the free moth.
ers' training school. at the Univer-
slty branch public library. given I'M.
der the auspices OF the University
Mothers club.
How to Answer n Child's Ques.
lions" Is going 10 be answered by
Or Lillian Irwin, candidate for the
school board.
II she solves the problem. she'll
be tho first one that ever did II.
There will also be a demonstration.
There will be hut one more meet.
ing after this one.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
TRAIN ROBBED BY 100
MEXICAN BANDITS

LAREDO. Tex. Nov. 30.--One
hundred Mexican bandits last Wed.
ncsday held up passenger train
between Durango and Torreon. rid
died the cars with bullets. wound.
cd passenger. then lied vt,h
thousands OF dollars worth OF
money aad jewels. a refugee arriy.
inK today reported.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
SAYS HUBBY HAS
BEEN DRUNK YEAR

Grace Mae Emblcion started an
action for divorce from Eidon n.
Embleton In superior court Tues.
day. alleging he has been habliuaL
~ intoxicated for more than n year.
They were married In Littleton.
Ne. October 20. 1902. and have
three children.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
CORNER

stalls 1875. .oo cans asparagus iBe:
pkFs Eoiien dates. iio. lbs coffee
1sci iSc pkg potato flour loo. stall H.
fresh halibut. lbs ssc: smslts. , lbs
lie. fresh large herring. : ih, isr I
ihs sAc. stall 100, : Tbs rolled oats sbc:
cans ripe olives, sbc. large can aprieots
or shrimps Toe. stall les best fresh
churued butter aSc h.. lbs si-oo,
guaranteed egEs use doz spiderieE tea
ttc ID. extra family mincemeRt soc 10 .
lbs. asc. English plum pudding sSe
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
POSTMASTER
FATALLY SHOT

ASHLAND. Ore. Nov. 30-Post.
master Il. J. Kaiser was shot and
seriously wounded here today by
VIM. Greenfield. a postal clerk who
then shot himself Greenfield will
probably die.
The shooting occurred In the
postoffice.
The reason FOR the shooting has
not been learned. but II was re
ported that Kaiser had lodged com
plant against Greenfield with the
postoffice department because of
his alleged anarchist views.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
PUBLIC MARKETS
SAINT AHS

stalls tt-ts. bars Lcnnx SOAP. Toe. :
rams tomatoes. itc. Lib. can coffee. stc.
stan. ai-a1. Imported stock nsh. zoe 10
stall i0i. lbs sweet potaioss Toe. Q
lbs dry onions iec. green peppers. &C.
N stalls ii2tla. fancy grape fruit &c
zach. sweet navel oranges. sc dos stan
a., domestic Swiss cheese. zEc 10 fresh
pullet eRgs zee dor stalls ao.fs.a.
leaf lard. ishr IN. shoulder % lamb
lie 10. link sausage. lee 10. staiis
7s.ss. flour. 81 80 sack. delivered: 3 It's
sugar. t5c. 3ic bottle sntderr catsup, soc
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
snIIII ENn

Creamery butter, sTc 10. ranch eggs,
dos. ii.oo fresh salmon. lbs s6o.
hppered salmon. lbs 2Soi pot roast 10
N. roas; pork, iaAo 10 fancy hams. Ice
H.: sweet potatoes. 8 lbs. Ice: head let
tuce, heads Sc: lean bacon. isc ID pork
sausage. i7bo ID; pure lard. I2Hc n
large compound. Zoe ID eating apples.
Toe H.. bananas. iSc doz. pears ioc doz
table salt. sacks ioc; best wAinuts. iBc
n. best butter. lbs, 800; green pep
pcra = lbs Use
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
WHITE

Stong's meat market rhre lard 2 III,
CSC; shoulder roast pork. ioc 10 stons =
grocery, sugar, lbs soc, Camphelrs
soups, Tor csc. Japan rice lbs 2bc.
stall %, Eastern oysters, sSc pt. white
Meat Co. spare ribs. Toe H. pure lard,
lbs csc. Stall IS. fresh Washington
creamery butter. a6o H.. fresh local ranch
eggs. b5' doz stan 7. comb honey. ibc:
Harton's sausage ieo box. Stall 10. ioo
bread. To loaf. for 500.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
DEFENSE
LOSES A POINT
Motion for Dismissal in Ham
burg-American Conspiracy
Case Denied
BOY-ED is NOT NAMED

NEW YORK. Nov. 3O.-Motion for
dismissal OF indictments against
Hamburg.American Steamship Co.
officials charged with customs VIC.
lations. was denied today by Federal
Judge Howe.
This action followed his refusal to
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30

Pyramid Pile Treatment 10 Used A.
Home and Has Saved q Vast
Number from the Horror
OF Operation

Don't permit n dangerous opera.
ton for piles until you have seen
what Pyramid Pile Treatment can
do for you in the privacy OF your
own home.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
BETTER BE SAFE THAN
SORRY

That II an old and true saying. and
To nothing does "a apply with more
sptness than to the teeth. II you let
some person claiming 20 be and pos
and then find out 90 your sorrow
after he has hctchcd up the sob that
he really wasn't a dentist at all, but
Just masquerading as one. then you
VIII have plenty OF time 20 regret.
But that won't bring back ruined
teeth.
There is one way 10 he sure
whether or not your dentist really
knows his business. and that f.. DE-
MAND TO SEE HIS CERTIFICATE
II he has bis certificate from the
state dental board. showing that he
has succ.ssfuily passed their exam
ination. that will be the very best
evidence to you that he has studied
his business for several years under
competent Instructors, and that he
really knows his business. At this
office every operator In n graduate
and registered dentist. who has
graduated from the best dental coli
lcgss aud passed the examination Of
tho state dental board Every oper-
ator In this office has his certificate
OF his dental chair. in plain sight
81 all
We use the very best Of materials
here. and our prices are at all times
the very lowest.
We give with all work our IRON
clad guarantee OF satisfaction. This
mean. that a. for any reason at all,
your work does not give perfect sat
isfaction. We will make IL right. You
positively can't get unsatisfactory
dental work done here.
Don't neglect your teeth--come In
at once and let us give YOU a thor
ouEh examination and estimate
without the slightest obligation on
your part. You will be surprised to
find how little II will cost TO have
your teeth put into perfect condition.
at once
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
FUNSTON HOLDS
VILLA GOVERNOR

NOGALES. Arir.. Nov. 31.--Gcn.
Funston Is waiting a reply from
the Washington authorities az to
whether he will turn Carlos Ran.
dali. former Viilista governor OF
Sonora. over to Gen Obregon. lead.
er OF the Carranza forces.
Obregon Is believed to have told
Funston that Randall ordered Jesus
Beltran. villa officer. to Kill all
Americans In the Cananea district
Lunch az the Hollywood. 2i2
pike-Adv.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
KILLED BY TROLLEY

PORTLAND. Nov. 30--G. T..
Rowland. Is. killed hy a street car.
was thrown under the wheels when
he attempted to board the car.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30

No case can be called hopeless
unless Pyramid Pile Treatment has
been tried and has failed. Letters
BY the score from people who be.
lleved their cases hopeless are in
our files. They fairly breathe the
JOY OF the writer's.
Test Pyramid Pile Treatment
yourself Either get n box-price
50c-from your druggist or mail
the coupon below right away for n
perfectly free trial.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
Regal Dental Offices

DIR. l.. n. Clark, Manager
1905 Third Ave. N. W. Cor. Third
and Union.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30

c. ". Tde appointed superintend
ent OF county courthouse.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-11-30
Just a Few Steps South Of Pike St.


t it
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-23
ALL THE PROOF NECESSARY
surIy Man Must Have Been Con-
WINGED That He Was Occupy
Ing the Others Chair.

II was the rush hour IN the Gazette.
ria. n OF these guicklunch places
where you help yourself and grab a
chair and use the arm OF the chair os
a table. A rushed feeder gr' bbed n
slice OF pie and copped out a chair.
Then he remembered ne needed cot
fec and he dashed over to the service
counter. When he returned with his
coffee his chair was occupied by an.
other hurry.up diner.
Excuse me-" said the first man.
but that is my chair"
How do you know II is your
chairY" demanded the occupant In a
surly tone.
Because | can prove IT," stated the
first man.
How can you prove it?" asked the
occupant.
by your trousers" was the reply.
you are sitting on my pie"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-23
HE

Madam" said the mar in the
street car, u know | ought to get up
and give you my seat, but unfortunate.
~ I'VE recently Joined the SIT Still
club"
That's all right, sir" replied the
woman. And you must excuse me
for staring at you no hard; | am a
member OF the Stand and Stare club"
She proved herself 30 active and
conscientious = member that the man
began to feel uncomfortable under her
gaze. Finally he rose and said: Take
my seat, madam | guess I'll resign
from my club and join yours"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-23
FACE BATHING WITH
cutleura Soap Most Soothing to SEN
sltlve skins. Trial Free.

Especially when preceded by little
touches OF Cuticura Ointment to red,
rough, itching and pimply surfaces.
Nothing better for the skin, scalp,
hair and hands than these super.
creamy emollients. Why not look your
best as to your hair and skin?
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura. Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-23
A Reluctant Applicant.

Are you looking for work."
Yes replied Flooding Pete.
well, mebbe YOU can find out who
wants help by applying at the post
Office"
"Mebbe. Hut rye watched the men
dat works for de post ONCE. Long
hours an weather an salary amt sup
posed to make no difference to them.
II dey heard Of any easy Jobs | should
think dey'd nail 'em themselves"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-23

Il met Plosworth yesterday after
noon and he seemed TO be in n tire.
mendous hurry"
DO you suppose he had n pressing
business engagement"
mo. Nothing like that would ever
hurry him. ! cant account for his
haste, unless he had been summoned
to take a cue In a game OF Kelly pool
somewhere"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-23

strict confidence. A woman car freely
talk of her private Illness to n womnn (;
thus has been established n confidential
correspondence which has extended over
many years and which has never been
broken. Never have they published a
testimonial or used a letter without the
written consent Of the writer, and never
has the Company allowed these conf
dental letters TO get out Of their pos
session, rs the hundreds of thousands
Of them In their files will attest.
Out Of the vast volume Of experience
which they have to draw from, Il Is more
than possible that they possess the very
knowledge needed In your case. Moth
ing is asked in return except your good
will, and their advice has helped thou
sands. Surely any woman, rich or poor,
should be glad to take advantage of this
generous offer Of assistance. Address
Lydia Il. Pinkham Medicine Co., ICON
fidentiaD Lynn, Mass.
Every woman ought to have
Lydia t.. Pinkham's 8O-page
Text Book. II is not a book for
general distribution, M IL Is too
expensive. It il free and only
Obtainable by mail. Write for
IL today.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-23

1T Is a marvel to me how a citizen
can so quickly transform himself into
q soldier"
"Oh, We have a chance to study
tactics all the time Every married
man, for Instance, has TO be a master
of strategy"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-23
Where Il Went.

Mr.. Flatbush-That last lot OF coal
we got, It seems. has gone very fast,
dear.
Mrs. Flatbush-Well, don't you re-
member you had to throw an unusual
quantity at the cats during the last
few weeks, John?
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-23

After ! got through with my re.
marks" said the orator, the people
%applauded loudly"
II Joined in that applause" replied
Miss Cayenne.
You were interested?"
Yes, and grateful. was afraid
for a while that you had grown abb
sent'minded and thought you were
hlibusterlng."
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-23

81 am p%assionately fond Of music"
said the bore. I'm fact. music always
carries me away"
The girl FASTENED TO the piano and
played several popular airs; then she
swung around on the piano stool.
you still here?" she queried. II
thought you said music carries you
away"
$50 | dld-muslcl"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-23

Polly Molly ocms 10 realize very
fully the seriousness of getting mar
ried.
Dolly Yes. tho poor girl 30 Just wor-
ried to death There arc sixteen girls
who want to be her bridesmaids, and
she can't decide which eight she can
afford 10 make enemies of.--puck,
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-23
The speeIaIIst outhanked.

TIC opecIdIIHt OUNNdHNuu'
The great surgeon was busy at
work.
Il get $500 for e%xcavating an APP
pendix," he grunted, "but I'll be Jig
gered II can strike the joint In this
blamed turkey"
Whereupon he proved the quanti'
tative theory of the attraction OF
gravytation upon the tablecloth.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-04-23

The Sergeant--Look here, before
you're served out with your inform
you'd better nip down TO the wash
house and get a bath.
The Recruit--Wo | came ere
TO be a soldier-not n bloomln' mer.
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