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The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
CALOMEL S|CKENS! It SAL|vATES!
DON'T STAY BILIOUS, CONST|PATED
Guarantee Dodsons Liver Tone viii Give You the Best Liver
and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Don Lose Days Work.

Calomel makes you sick; you lose a
days work Calomel is quicksilver
and 1t salivates; calomel Injuries your
liver.
If you are bilious. feel lazy. sluggish
and all knocked out. II your bowels
are constipated and your head aches
or stomach is sour. just take a spoon
full OF harmless Dodson's Liver Tone
instead OF using sickening salivating
calomel. Dodsons Liver Tone is real
liver medicine. You'll know II next
morning because you will wake up
feeling fine. your liver will be work
ing. your headache and dizziness gone,
your stomach will be sweet and your
bowels regular. You will feel like
working You'll be cheerful: full OF
vigor and ambition.
Your druggist or dealer sells you a
50-cent bottle OF Dodson's Liver Tone
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
Would Outlaw Canoes.

Burning OF the canoes at Camp TEX
akwitha is a good example. The use
of these extremely frail. unstable and
therefore dangerous craft should be
everywhere restricted to expert swim
mers Any others who go out in them
risk their lives. since the least In
cautious movement is likely to cause
an upset even when the water is quiet
While canoes may still be used by
those who are fitted and ready at any
moment to swim ashore. ii would be
better II they were put out OF use al
together There is always the dan
ger. as long as they are kept at hand
that boys who cannot swim may seize
an opportunity TO venture out in them.
They serve no purpose that is worth
while. An expert may derive some
pleasure from padding a canoe about.
but to persons who want to enjoy a
ride upon the water they offer neither
security nor comtort.-Albany Journal
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
PLAN TO EXCHANGE IDEAS
Conferences Are TO Be Held to DIS
cuss the Best Means of Fighting
Tuberculosis Plague.

How 10 munition and carry on the
war against tuberculosis during the
coming year will be discussed at sec
tional conferences on this subject be
ing called by the National Associa
ton for the Study and Prevention OF
tuberculosis. in indianapolis, Ind; III
Paso. Tex; Columbia, S. c.. Spring
field Mass, and Albany. n. Y.
The Indianapolis meeting, to be held
September 29th 30th and October list,
will be known as the Mississippi Val
ley tuberculosis Conference and Will
take in the states OF Ohio. Indiana.
Illinois. Michigan. Wisconsin. Ken
tncky. Tennessee. Arkansas, Missouri.
Iowa. Minnesota, Kansas, Nebraska
South Dakota. North Dakota, Mon.
tana. Wyoming and Colorado.
At FL Paso the southwestern health
conference will meet September 27th
to October LIST and will discuss not
only tuberculosis. but other health
subjects This conference includes
Texas. Oklahoma, New Mexico, Ari
IONA. California. Nevada, Utah and
Colorado.
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
PERFECTLY FAMILIAR TO HIM
Reason Why Carney Refused to En-
thuse Over the Glories Of That
Particular Subject

Andy" Roban. the detective-lieuten
ant. wit and good fellow. in his life
time originated many stories OF mis-
quaint fellow-countrymen He told
this one about his good friend. Car
ney:
"A visitor to the city was struck by
the beautiful sunset reflected on Lake
Michigan, and. as long as he bought
drinks. Carney listened to his rawlings
about the glories OF nature. The
stranger went on in words of color
and elegant eloquence. but forgot to
buy another. 'Ah-you should have
seen that sunset he said, half clos
ing his eyes and incoming Go on.
said Carney. You can't tell me any
thing about that sunset. The sun sets
only about a mile from where live. -"
Chicago Herald
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
FIXED IT IN HER MEMORY
ingenious Method by Which Lawrence
Hutton Cured Waitress OF Her
Forgetfulncss.

The late Lawrence Hutton used to
say that having to take a little trou-
bic would impress a fact on anyone s
memory so that he would never be
able to forget it. In illustration he
would tell this story:
Our waitress. Maggie. could never
remember to put the salt on the table.
and time after time Mrs. Hutton would
remind her to do It, One morning il
was absent. as ual, and | said: Mag
gle, where is the stepladder?'
It's in the pantry. sir.
Please bring 1t in. Maggie. said.
kindly.
Maggie brought it in with a look
of wonder on her face.
Put it right beside the table
commanded. and when she had done
so added: Now, want you to climb
up to the top of 1t. look all over the
table and see II there is any salt
there
Maggie never forgot the salt
again. Youths Companion.
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16

A great part of the value of keeping
cream cool on the farm and at the
station or creamery is lost II the
cream is exposed to the direct rays OF
the sun while being hauled from the
farm to the point of sale Far too
few people stop to realize the impor,
lance of covering their cream cans
when bringing them in to town. Eek
pensive jacketed cans are not neces-
sity TO keep the cream cool In sum
mer weather just an ordinary piece
OF wet burlap thrown over the cans
will keep the temperature OF the cream
as much as 20 degrees below what II
would rise to II left uncovered while
being transported over the average
hauling distance
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
Genuine Happincss

A fact concerning modern religious
activity. which seems to have escaped
general remark. is that Christians
know better how to play than ever
before In the normal times OF re
cent Years visitor AT one Of the sum
mer conferences of the student Young
Mems Christian association, for in.
stance. would be surprised and de
lighted at the hearty good times which
the delegates enjoyed. Christian En-
deayor. toe. has taught young people
how to play The whole conception
of recreation and its place in life has
received new attention of late years
Anybody who is seeking for II may
find abundant evidence that there IS
more genuine happiness and intelli-
gent pleasure among Christians than
among the followers Of frivolity.-
Exchange
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
Tune Aids Mastication.

Mr.. Beecham has declared music at
meals a nuisance Such was not the
opinion of Michael Mail in Under the
Greenwood Tree Truly now" he
said, there is friendly tie OF some
sort between music and eating. | was
once sitting in the little kitchen OF the
Three Choughs at Casterbridge. hav.
Ing q bit OF dinner. and a brass band
struck up In the street. Such beau
uful band as that were, | was sitting
eating fried liver and lights well
can mind All | was and to save my
life couldn't help chewing TO the
tune Band played height time: six
eight chews willy-nilly Band plays
common: common time went my teeth
among the friend liver and lights as
true as hair Beautiful 'twere. All.
! shall never forget that there band!
London Chronicle
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
IT SLUGS HARD.
Coffee q Sure and Powerful Bruiser.

Let your coffee slave be denied his
cup at its appointed time. Headache
sick stomach-fatigue. ! know it all
IN myself. and have seen II in others.
Strange that thinking. reasoning be-
ings will persist in its use" says To-
peka man.
He says further that he did not be-
gin drinking coffee until he was twen-
~ years old. and that slowly 1t began
to poison him, and affect his hearing
through his nervous system.
Finally. quit coffee and the condi-
tons slowly disappeared. but one cold
morning the smell OF my wifes coffee
was too much for me and l took a
cup. Soon | was drinking my regular
allowance. tearing down brain and
nerves by the daily dose OF the nefa-
rious beverage.
Later, l found my breath coming
hard. had frequent fits of nausea. and
then l was taken down with bilious
fever.
Common sense came to me. and
quit coffee for good and went back to
and have had no returns OF my bilious
symptoms. headache. dizziness or ver-
tigo.
Il now have health, bright
thoughts. and added weight. where be-
fore there was uvalidsm and the
blues.
My brother quit coffee because Of
( fits effect on his health and now uses
Postum. He could not stand the nerv'
Gus strain while using coffee, but keeps
we'll on Postum" Name given by
Postum Co, Battle Greek. Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum rereal-the original form
must be boiled l5c and 25c pack.
ages.
instant I IA soluble powder
dissolves Gly in a cup OF hot wa
ter, and with cream and sugar, makes
a delicious beverage instantly. soc
and soc tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
There's a Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocers.
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16

under my personal guarantee that 1t
will clean your sluggish liver better
than nasty calomel; 1t won't make you
sick and you can eat anything you
want without being salivated Your
druggist guarantees that each spoonful
will start your liver. clean your bowels
and straighten you up by morning or
you can have your money back. Chill
dren gladly take Dodson's Liver Tone
because 1t is pleasant tasting and
doesn't grippe or cramp or make them
sick
! am selling millions CT bottles OF
Dodson's Liver Tone to people who
have found that this pleasant. vege-
table, liver medicine takes the place
OF dangerous calomel. Buy one bottle
on my sound. reliable guarantee Ask
your druggist or storekeeper about me
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
Women life-Savers.

The National Womens Life-Saving
league announces that with the open
ing OF the coming indoor season they
will inaugurate new branch OF work
in the form OF junior branch for girls
under the age OF sixteen No child
will be considered too young to learn
the rudiments of swimming. and prac-
tically all OF the crack swimmers OF
the league have promised their aid TO
Miss X F. Mehrtens. it's president. In
developing the younger members -
New York Evening Post
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
His IrOuhle-

A stenographer was out Of Job. lie
was discussing the best ways and
means OF rehabilitating his ebbing
bank roll with a friend who also was
listed among the unemployed. Said
the friend
II were you Id write a letter for
money"
"a have already done so replied
the stenog.
For how much,"
"Oh. three thousand dollars.
Well" asked the friend in aston
ishment
Well repeated the shorthand
man sadly. the letter asking for the
three thousand dollars is all ready to
man. %, I'll be darned II can think
OF any body to mail II TO
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
DO NOT HESITATE
To Use Cuticura on Skin Tortured
Babies. Trial Free.

A hot bath with Cuticura Soap and
gentle application OF Cuticura Oint-
ment at once relieve. permit rest and
sleep and point to speedy healment
OF eczemas, rashes, itchiDgs and irri-
tations OF infants and children even
In severe cases.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura. Dept. Ky.
Boston. Sold everywhere-Adv.
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
Reolment Of RenoMn.

The Sixtieth rifles. for which Sir
Herbert Raphael Ia recruiting an
Arts and Crafts Battalion. is better
known by its old name than as the
Kings Royal Rife corps Next to the
Guards II is the most sought after OF
infantry regiments. and has always
a number OF famous names on its mus
ter. No regiment has a finer list of
battle honors.-London Evening
Standard
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
Citys Location.

A woman from the South visiting
New York for the first time was much
through the Hudson tube, she found
herself In another subway. Rushing
up TO knowing looking individual
she asked. in an agitated tone:
Sir. do please tell me where is
New York;"
Lady" said he. with the utmost
gravity. Its right at the top OF those
stairs. "-Harper's Magazine
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
SllohtlN SatlrIeal.

During the week after Columbia uni,
versity had given Walter Damrosch
the degree OF Mus, Doc. the noted con-
ductor received note from Alexander
Lambert. In which the piano peda-
gogue remarked:
Il am so glad that you are doctor
OF music Now. when | get sick OF
music | shall know where to 60"
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build IN The system

Take the Old Standard GROW + )
TASTELESS chill TONIC You know
what YOU are taking. as the formula is
printed on every label. showing 1t is
Quinine and Iron IN a tastelesS form. The
Quinine drives out malaria. the Iron
builds up the system, 50 cents Adv
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16

Lady will you charge me for
the use OF horse and buggy Tor few
hours?
Liyeryman-lt Will cost you two dol
lars for the first hour and one dollar
for each additional hour.
Lady Well. I'll use II for two add
tional hours I've got some shopping
to do and will not require II for tn
FIRST hour.
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16

A grass widow says the only way
TO reform husband that really needs
reforming is to swap him for yellow
dog-then poison the dog.
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16

In the United States last year TO-
175 new books were published, and
there were 1888 new editions of old
works
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
Adanted to the Occasion.

What became of that resolution
about the aviation meet
1t was adopted by a rising vote"
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16

FOR chronic pain in the back apply
Hanfords Balsam Rub II on and rub
1t In thoroughly ADV.
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16

Every womans pride, beautiful, clear
white clothes. Use Red Cross Ball Blue
All grocers Adv.
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16

North and South America have to
gether an area OF about 1900 coo
square miles
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16

The Kansas City jitney companies
have decided TO run an all.night or
owl service.
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
Easily Settled.

What's the trouble about the pro
gram?
This prima donna insists that her
name be in larger letters than that OF
the trained Chimpanzee.
Let her have IT that way, direct
ed the vaudeville manager The monk
Is Intelligent. but he hasn't arrived at
the point where he is going to kick
about the way We print his name.
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16

Better than plaster-Hanford'
Balsam when thoroughly applied Adv.
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
Comparative Fun.

Comparative Fun.
THAT fellow had the nerve to tell
me to bant"
oh. that was only his banter"
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
In Style.

In Style.
I'D like a stylish loan"
What kind is that ?"
One which is V-shaped."
The Dermott news. (Dermott, Ark.) 1910-1977, 1915-09-16
INTERNATIONAL
SUNlNSGlOOL
LESSON
LESSON FOR SEPTEMBER 10
DEFEAT THROUGH DRUNK EN-
NESS.

LESSON TEXT Kings 20:lo-21.
GOLDEN TEXT-Wine and new WI
take away the understanding Hos. 4
r V.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-02
WE PASS HUNDRED
MILLION MARK TO-DAY

Washington, April AT o'clock
this afternoon-no sooner and no
later-the 1OO,OOO,O00 population goal
of the United States will have been
reached, according to estimates of c.
c. Sloans, census bureau geographer.
At that hour, he figures, the nations
noses will number 100,O00,O59. Treas
ury department actuaries, however,
figured that the 100000, 0,0OO-mark was
passed February l. Different stand
ards cause the confusion, the census
estimates being based on the growth
of population between 1900 and 1910.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-02
CLUB WOMEN TO
BECOME ATHLETIC

Cleveland, April 2.-The new build
ing planned for Cleveland's Woman's
Club will have swimming pools, bowl
ings alleys and paraphernalia for
strenuous sport, according to Nj 5. E.
II. Baker, recently elected president Of
the club.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-02
Today's oldest Story.

Davenport, Wash, April 2.-Other
folks may like dogs for pets, but A.
j. Holoman, 70, pioneer hunter and
rancher, has a pcnchant for cougars.
lie trapped 2 of the vicious though
cowardly animals a year ago and
tanned them until they have become
as gentle as kittens. He says he
would let them run at large, only the
neighbors are not so sure as Holman
that they are thoroughly domesticated.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-02
"Illini" i'm Dixie.

Starkville, Miss, April 2.-The Uni
versity of Illinois baseball team
opened its 20-game season schedule
here today with the Mississippi Agri-
cultural and Mechanical College Coach
George Huff of Illinois says he has
one of the best teams in the history
of the university. The Illinoisans will
play another game here tomorrow on
their annual Easter trip to the South
land, and on Monday will play Tulane
University at New Orleans.
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-02
Easter Sale.

The ladies of the NJ. E. Aid Society
will hold an Easter Sale Saturday
April 3, opening at 10 a. m. The sale
Will he held in the Ezell Mathew build
ing.-AdV. 2S5
Imperial Valley press., 1915-04-02
THE BUTLER BILL.

The ansaloon forces of the state will the fact that Leutenar
Eheman deciding Butler BILL
put dry around normal schools and universities His attitude
following the Tribune:
Lieutenant Governor Esheman broke deadlock the Butler
bill this promptly his
bill The roll the which bill
defeated the deciding
o the presiding
The Butler bill loosely drawn o amend
the
opposed
the bill sc
voiced the those who voted
the bill he bill subject
a o criticism voted
ground. The threat of ad
garded entirely.
The BILL drawn, prohibited saloons within mile
about the Chico
school and the college at Santa Clara where there is real need
discovered however that the proposed law
would apply San Jose and San Francisco where normal schools
the heart of the city.
The result would be that such the proposed would
Francisco number
II
When this discovery made Senator Luce tried
Francisco
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1915-03-03
PASSUMPSIC

MRS. Harold Wood, Correspondent
The regular preaching service will
be held next Sunday morning at
1O:45. The mid-week prayer SER
vice will be held Wednesday evening
at 1880. Topic, when the Spirit
of Truth Is Come" The young peo-
pies union service next Sunday
night, subject, How to Make This
a Happier World" Leader Mrs.
Ella Cross.
Bertram Reynolds, who has been
visiting his brother, Rev. S. G. Rey-
nolds, returned to his home in Hud-
son Saturday.
The ice went out Thursday night
and did considerable damage. 1t
took the barn that belonged to Mrs.
Jennie Duplissee and battered the
bridge here so that it is unsafe to
travel on.
Several people are i'll with colds.
About SIS was taken in from the
masquerade and promenade Friday
evening.
The Ladies Mission Circle met
with Mrs. Lii Dow Tuesday after
noon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Badger and
two children of DanYille, visited
friends and relatives here last week.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1915-03-03
RYEGATE

Death of Mathew j. Brock, a Strong
Man in Church and Town.
(Mrs. J. A. McKirahan, Correspond
Mathew J. Brock died of pneumo-
MIA Thursday morning, Feb. 20.
aged IS years, had he lived to March
6. The two brothers, John and
Mathew have lived since their pa
rents death on the home farm near
Ryegate. Mathew had served as
ruling elder in the United Presbyte-
rian church at Ryegate corner for
number of years. He was man OF
moral worth, upright and honest, a
man that will be much missed in the
church and community where he was
born, lived and died. His last sick
ness was of short duration, lasting
but a week. He leaves three broth
ers, Robert and David of Wells Xiv
er and John, who remains on the
farm, one sister, Mrs. John Syms
to mourn the loss of a kind brother.
The funeral was held in the
United Presbyterian church on Sat
urday at 2 o'clock. Rev. L. H. Simp-
son preached the funeral sermon.
The bearers were the brothers, Rob
ert, David and John with Elder j. H.
Symes, F. Whitehill and S. F. Mel
son. The interment was in the fam
lily lot in Ryegate cemetery.
Rev. L. H. Simpson preached for
Rev. John Lytle at South Ryegate
Sunday night
Wesson Sargent, who is serious
ly i'll with pneumonia, is apparently
gaining strength the past few days.
The little son of Mr.. and Mrs. w.
H. Wilson, who has been sick for
the past two weeks with the grip,
is slowly improving.
Rev. James Best of Troy, N. Y,
occupied the pulpit in the United
Presbyterian church one week ago
Sunday. Rev. Best is a very able
preacher and closed most success
full series of meetings at East Rye
gate on Thursday night of last week.
Miss Grace Nolan was at home
over Sunday, returning to ST. Johns
bury the first of the week.
Miss Helen Gibson spent the week
end with Mrs. J. A. McKirahan at
Maple Crest farm.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1915-03-03
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY.
One EngIishwoman Who Showed Five
Distinct Natures.

One Englishwoman Who Showed Five
Distinct Natures.
Rare cases of true multiple personal
.ty are known to have occurred and are
of extraordinary interest The most
famous is that of Miss Beauchamp"-
the real name has always most prop
erly been withheld-which was care
fully studied by DIR. Morton Prince.
By intricate steps he arrived at the
conviction that in her case no fewer
than five distinct personalities could be
traced The most vivid of all was the
one who called herself Sally"
The normal Miss Beauchamp was a
somewhat neurOtic woman. the con-
slant prey of slight ailments and with
out much zest in life. After nervous
shock Sally suddenly became able to
take possession of her from time to
time, at first with apparent difficulty
and then, as it seemed. whenever she
pleased. When Sally was dominant
Miss Beauchamp's whole nature was
changed. She became lively, irrespon-
sible, fond of all the violent exercises
which the normal woman disliked, exu-
berantly healthy and different from
Miss Beauchamp in every respect. She
could not explain herself. but protested
that she. had always been here but
could not get control, and one of the
most wonderful and best attested facts
in this mysterious case is that she con-
fdently asserted her memory of events
which occurred when the real Miss
Beauchamp was in her cradle.
For Miss Beauchamp, the co-tenant
with her of the same body, Sally had
the most intense dislike, never speak
ing of her except with contempt and
doing all she could to cause her harm
and annoyance. Miss Beauchamp had
a special horror of insects and reptiles,
and Sally was accustomed to crafty
her spite by collecting frogs. toads and
spiders and dispatching them to what
the inadequacy of language compels us
to call herself
Miss Beauchamp detested walking,
so Sally, when she was dominant,
would go for a long tramp after care
fully leaving all her money behind. and
then, when she was ten miles or more
from home. would suddenly disappear
and. allowing the original Miss Beau
champ to assume control, leave the I'M
fortunate woman to make her way
back as best she cOuld.-London Globe.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1915-03-03

Mrs. Helen Brown is caring for Mrs.
Peck.
Clarence Ash underwent an opera
ton for appendicitis at st. Johns
bury Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank w. Barber an
nounce the engagement of their
daughter, Leila Julia to Ray Elmer
Wood of Sheffield.
The South Wheelock Dramatic
Club will present the drama, "a No
BILE Outcast," at Sheffield Town Hall
Thursday evening, March 4. Dane
ing after the play.
There will be moving pictures at
the hall Friday and Saturday nights
of this week.
Herbert Sheldon lost his mill by
fire Sunday.
Mrs. Lyman Brown visited friends
in Newport over Sunday, guest of
Mrs. G. d. Lance.
Leila Barber has returned to her
school at Swanton.
Miss Daisy Barber of Lyndonville
visited her grandmother, Mrs. Car
RE Drake, several days last week.
Nina Chandler of Glover is visiting
Mary Phillips.