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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18
AROUND THE CITIES.

Minneapolis boasts Of its emlnence as
a tombstone market.
Salt Lake city reports that the tourist
procession breaks all records at the briny
gateway.
Fathers who neglect their families in
Philadelphia are sent to the stonepile for
exercise and reform.
Cheyenne is stringing along its streets
15.0o0 incandescent bulbs 10 brighten the
town during Frontier week.
Wheeling. w. Va. teaches mother
love" in the girls high school. using
orphan babies for live samples.
One OF New Yorks surprising special
ties is the most complete rogues gallery
In the world. The city has the makin's.
Back in fair Toledo. which is in Ohio,
a husky wife beater was taken in hand
by neigbborlng women and soused In a
trough of water.
No formal celebration will mark the
occasion. but Baltimore will rejoice in
formally next fall when the last of its
famous cobblestone pavements disappear.
A Kansas City Judge lifted the mash
ing penalty to 500 because the culprit
was Y. NJ. C. A. young man who must
have known the evils OF twilight flirta-
tlons
ST. Joe. Mo-. has fire department
which requires an outlay of 10000 to
bring It's equipment up-to-date. Such is
the conclusion OF an investigating COM
mittee.
The total population Of the once pros
porous mining town of Gillette, Col, now
numbers one-Sam Bolger. Sam sticks
because he made pile before the strike
petered out.
The holy citv of Hammond. Ind. Just
over the Chicago line. has decreed that
nine inches from the shoetop is the limit
OF skirts In that town. Less Is permits
sible, more gets a run-in.
A Gypsum City. Kan. man with money
to toss to the birds. blew into Wichita
and scattered a roll OF bills among the
street loiterers. His wife followed him
and stopped the exeitemnt
Madison is the whiting capital OF
Monroe county. Mo. Thirty-five of its
thousand people are 80 years and over
and can whittle an equal number OF kids
off the village grocery's stoop.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18
People and Events

Ten thousand pantsmakers are on a
strike in New York and prosperity's pants
bag at the knees.
Who said a college education did not
pay? A stonecutter with A. B. and A
NJ. attached TO his sheepslSin Is pulling
down S2.o a dag ct Cambridge, Mass
Illinois now has law prohibiting the
leasing Of tipping privileges in hotels
and other public buildings. The proud
eminence OF the tip as an acceIerator re-
mains undisturbed.
want TO ride astride the foaminR tide
where IT rushes in to the shore" writes
young poetess. All right. grille. ~ YOU
prefer oilltwy foam 20 a jItney, buy a
ticket to Atlantic City ana go 10 II.
souvenir collection ~ soo nou,,-,.
,'.H pied up during the welded
iie oi Mr. ana Mrs. Grossenbach of st
LOUIS formod decorated ropes in the liv.
ing room at the celebration OF their silver
anniversary
The Standard OIL company managed "a
transmit and deliver funds TO hardun
Americans in Turkey when the State de-
partment refused to undertake tho iob
business efficiency scores where rolitics
fans the air.
cherry pie day at Mazaoia. IN the
Arkansas valley, Colo. brought 500
strangers to the feast. Twelve thousand
pies and an unknown number of melons
were disposed Of, but the record fails to
mention tile morning after
Because his mother-in-iaw and sister
in-law started a family row and dis
turbed his afternoon nan a PHILADELPHIA
policeman pulled the pair into court and
had the judge read the riot act. Waking
up a Quaker City policeman is perilous
business.
Pullman porters on the Iowa,Chicago
are said to be uncummonly diligent in
apprising passengers when they are about
to enter Iowa, COUPLED with few touch
ing remarks on the injustice Of the anti.
tipping law. Their knowledge OF the law
and the boundary line enables them to
protect forehanded passengers from the
penalties OF afterthought.
Construction work starts this week on
the new $500 coo Field museum building
in Chicago. The site is the lake front
near Twelfth street. The building will
be three stories and basement in height.
classic Greek architecture and cover an
area 7OOxS5c. giving a floor space of $4,000
square feet. Marble is the material, with
fireproof construction throughout. The
museum when completed three years
hence will house the vast collection in the
old Worlds fair building, and will be a
magnificent tribute to the liberality Of
Chicagos foremost merchant prince.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18
Cooperation and Rural Credits,

The principles Of cooperative self-help,
demonstrated so effectively by savings and loan
associations throughout the United States, offer
a practical. and at least partial solution Of the
problem of so-cailed rural credits. This was
made clear by Myron T. Harriek. former ambas-
sador to France, in recent address before a
gathering OF southern farmers. In the eastern
states these associations are utilized by farmers
to greater extent than Is generally recognized.
In Ohio. Mr.. Herrlek's home state, cooperative
associations In many localities overshadow local
banks and do business with farmers on equal,
II not better, terms than other loan agencies.
The distinguishing feature OF cooperation
along this line lies In the absence OF dependence
Every member works out his own degree of sue
cess. encouraged by the example OF his assocI-
ates and given practical assistance in proportion
to his industry and thriftiness. Here in Ne
braska there is no obstacle 10 farmers organic
ing and operating associations and achieving in
some degree the success and confidence rep
resented BY resources OF $4,000 900 in seventy
associations organized under state laws The
borrowing home maker must give first mortgage
security. Safety requires similar security from
borrowing farmers. There may be no differ
ence in the interest charge over other loanins
agencies. but loan as high as two-thirds Of the
appraised value OF the security is permissible
and the borrower shares In the profts
The borrowing farmer with only chattel
security necessarily pays a higher rate fol
money. but even 30 his crop and stock gives hin
q much higher credit than the average working
mans chattela. The borrowing power Of IN,
workman as well as the farmer depends on IN,
security. and its character determines the inter
est charge. In both instances real estate secur
isy commands the lowest money rate. Eacl
class in their way have within reach the CO
operative means OF achieving their aims, ant
their success Il neasurably By the energy intelli
espee And thrift directing their aetivtteA
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18
WE SHOULD WORRY.

We worry because OF our neighbors,
Their children. their chickens and catt
we worry because we are slender;
We worry because We are fat;
II tall or II short we worry:
We worrs' for this and for that
We worry because IL is morning,
And our worries have just begun;
We worry because II is evening.
And our worries are not half done:
We worry because of the weather,
The rain, and the cold and the heat;
We worry because of our stomachs;
We WORRY because of our feet
We worry because OF our husband;
We worry because of our wife;
OF this and that and the other.
We worry along through life.
We worry because II is winter,
With furnace and gas bills, and then
With flies and MOSQUITOES, and when
Summer has vanished. we worry
Because II Is winter again.
We worry because II IL raining:
We WORRY because II is dry;
We worry because II Is Christmas;
We worry at Fourth of July.
We worry because of the future;
We worry because Of the past:
We worry because of the present,
That flies so terribly fast.
We worry when things go cross-ways;
We worry when things go right;
We worry all day in our business;
We worry at home at night.
For life Is continuous worry.
From birth till our days have all passed.
So we worry along through a life time
And die With our worries at last.
Omaha DAVID.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18
DOMESTIC PLEAsANTRIES.

Ever since bought dat mule FUN YOU
al pa, said Mr.. Erastus Pinkley, "he 8
been tryin to kick me-"
Well replied Miss Miami Brown ma
anus dtd say dat mule were a powerful
good judge o human nature. washing
ton Star.
Il have made so much money" said
do with it."
Can't you give It away?"
yes. But I'm unable to find anybody
who Knows any more about what 20 do
with II than l do."-Washington Star.
Friend-Why is the editor Of your paper
bowling so mistakenly for war; He must
be very patriotic.
Reporter-No; he has a lot Of Jokes left
over from the Spanish American war
that ne wants chance to work off,
Life.
Did you ever notice any signs OF in
sanity about the patient?"
Wei, when he got a legacy from his
uncle, he paid off the mortgage on his
house instead of buying an automobile. -
Baltimore American.
And how does this hat look on me y
Does II make me look younger" asked
the woman In the millinery shop.
An, madam, replied the modiste, '1t
makes you look thirty dollars younger"
-fonkers Statesman.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18
Twice Told Tales
True Fighters.

"The Black Watch fighting well in France
that the Germans praise them. Wonderful fight
ers the Irishl'
The speaker was w. Bourke Cochran. He con.
tinued:
when think OF the valor OF the Black Watch
regiment recall the story Of Pat Mccain.
Pat home night with a black eye
broken nose and split lip front tooth
well
Tim sullivan done IT, he told his wife as he
began TO battle his wounds In a basin OF water
shame ye' Bridget cried A big Teller ike
you to be licked by little hard-drinkin' eockroach
like Tim suiivani Why. he
whist. said Pat from the basin softly. Don't
shpake evil OF the dead New York sun
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18
TABLo1Ds OF SCIENCE.

Scientists Of the Department Of Asri-
culture after extensive study, have de-
cided that the moon has no effect on
growing vegetation.
BY means Of the microphone, the very
faintest sounds. such az the fall Of
feather or a very delicate piece Of tissue
paper, may be distinctly heard.
Electrically speaking. the average man
each day dissipates about 2is kilowatt
hours OF energy In motion. muscular ac-
ton. mental exertion and heat radiation.
A Pennsylvania railroad has eliminated
the danger from color blindness in its
employees by using only white lights,
varying their position to convey differ
ent meanings.
In the last thirty years sanitary sci
ence has decreased by 40 per cent the
death rate OF persons between the ages
Of 20 and 90 years. and by Is per cent the
rate OF those between 30 and 20 years.
As standard apparatus for measuring
dust and SCOT in the air a committee OF
English scientists has recommended a
rain gauge with a wide collecting area,
the water finding its way into = bottle
for analysis.
A man in South Africa has discovered
that an extract OF banana juice Is a cure
for serious snake bites. Forty per cent
OF snake bites from deadly reptiles prove
fatal. but the new invention will greatly
reduce this proportion. according to the
advance mans contentious.
One-seven-hundredth part of 3 grain
OF radium will thoroughly fertilize a ton
of soil. and cause grain 10 grow with
great rapidity. Where this experiment
has been tried. It has been noticed that
all tho leaves become very dark. Radishes
and carrots raised In this soil grow to
six times their usual weight.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18

suppose" said the timid young man,
when you recall what a handsome Young
Fellow your first husband was YOU
wouldn't consider me for a minute2"
widow, but not for a second. "-Weekiy
Telegraph.
We gazed pityingly on the listless drug
store clerk leaning against the soda
counter,
Haven't you any amhition?' we
queried, kindly and ali that.
No he replied. with Frightening in
teligence; but / have something Just
as good. "-Newburg Journal.
He keeps still tongue in his head.
j should say he does. He doesn't give
any more information than a postal card
from a soldier at the nt"-Detroit
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18
Honor and the 0College Man. .


Princeton is out with a circular, inspired.
perhaps. by unpleasant proceedings at Annapo-
lis In which is set forth the fact that at Prince
ton university students are ION honor when
taking examinations. It can hardly be that this
is intended to suggest the superiority OF the stu
dents at this particular college, or to leave the
inference that they are more trustworthy than
those OF other institutions Of learning large or
small. II does occasion some wonder that un-
der any conditions such an announcement should
be made.
First of all. any scheme of education that
does not awaken the moral perceptions Of the
students. and has not high ethical as well as
purely cultural value, is a failure at the very
beginning. Boys and girls should be taught
early TO understand that telling the truth is only
part OF the obligation on them; that acting
the truth Is sometimes ever more important.
whats the use OF lying to yourself. when
you're alonef" asked a character in a popular
play, and thereby stated the principle that Is
involved in the so-called Princeton honor sys-
tenn"
A student who cheats In his examination
doesn't defraud anybody but himself He may
secure the coveted degree. but sooner or later he
viii be found out in his deception, for the time
must come when his lack Of thoroughness will
be exposed. And things must have reached .
sorry pass when our college men are to be put
on honor not TO deprive themselves OF the very
thing they seek at school.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18
eMzz.4z7&4.seAy|


A delightful party given last evening At the
residences OF Mr. and Mrs w. v. Morse on Capitol
avenue for their children. May Florence Ethel and
Robert Among those present Helen and Gertle
Adams. Lila and sadie Alexander. BERTHE Balbach,
Margaret. Carl and Willie Burnham. Joe Barker
Minnie and Laura Beehel Sadie Margaret and storrs
Bowen jay Boyd. Sam and May burns. Sam and May
Galloway. Alice and Warren Chase Darling Coe,
GUndy coburn. May. Willie and EDNA Gown. Bessie
Cooley Ross and Bessie Towle Freddie Lake, Lulu
Doian George and Mamie Dandy, Frank Duke Lar
rimore. Essie and Dannie Denise Grace Detweiler
Fannie and George Gilbert Gertrude and Allen 0obie
Stella. May and Robert Hamilton. Katie Hayens
Dewey Hoagiand Lacy and Nettie Hugus. Daisy ana
Jessie Houston May. Bessie and Edith Her. Gertrude
Herman and Luther Kountse, Stella Mccarthy sam
uel and Herbert Morse. Bessie and Helen Peck
Katherine and George Pritehett. Louis Rheem, Asa
and Anna shivcrtek. Blanche and Grace Sorenson
Edith smythe Lulu squires. Mabel Taylor Flora
Webster. Russell Wilbur. Mead williams Jennie and
Halle Yates Guy and Willie Henry. Ralph ana Carl
Council, LaTrimore Gaylord Walter and Helen Jonea
Rev Michael Bowling. s. J.. Detroit. has been
called and accepted dictatorship IN the college Ia
this city He Is visiting friends in ST. Louis after
which he will come 20 Omaha.
Mrs A. c, Adam Is back from a. visit 20 friends
In chicago and Davenport
Ths Misses Walker of St Louis are guests Of J. H.
PaETotte Idaho street
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18

Whatever doubt existed about the greatness
OF Greater Omaha, a 100000 municipal
budget gives It the scissors hold and the count.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18

And now our fee-grabbing district court
clerk rises 10 remark on the necessity OF filling
the vacant High school principaiship with man
who will exercise "a great moral influence" on
the rising generation. We think so. too.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18

How are the mighty fallen!" The great
Joe stecher. like the mighty Casey" famed
out in ball game, and has nothing left to con-
sole him but his championship wrestling belt.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18

The Ford people Just could not afford to
locate that assembling plant for their western
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18

Everyone will concede that at least one Dun
dec man had good and sufficient reasons for
opposing the Greater Omaha merger.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18

How's this for a guess? Before the finish
the jitney men will have formed an association
that win be asking for provisions in the regula-
ton ordinance to keep fly-by-night and other
interlopers out
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18

Not much is heard about Tipperary these
days, but It maintains its position of splendid
isolation.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18

The procession of newspaper automobiles
which trailed Harry Thaw out OF New York indi-
Gates that the question OF insanity shifted from
the head to the tail Of the parade.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18

With dollar gas and Scent electricity,
Omaha should be able to keep up with the pro-
cession OF enlightened cities.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18

The motoring record between Chicago and
New York without taxing hospitals on the way.
This spells real progress.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18

Gas company marked down sales are none
the less welcome because of their rarity.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18

greater budget tags Greater Omaha at the
start, as a check to unwholesome speed.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18
Thought for the Day
s.I.ct.d 81 Jsnni. e. Ksy.o

oetectea % Sennte =. AeIsoF
OJoT a books and a shade nooks,
Either ildooTe or out,
With the CREME leaves lOhisp' ring overhead
Or the street criss all about,
Were male Tsade all at my ease
Both Of the netoe and old,
For jollie gOOds booke ,ohereon TO locke,
Is better 10 me than golde.
Old Enslish Song.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18

Subscribers leaving the city temporarily
should have The Bee mailed 90 them. Adj
dress will be changed as often as requested.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-18

Mrs. A. G Adam Is back from a visit 70 friends
In chicago and Davenport
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-23

By this friend Of all children. For one,
we hold him an enemy Of children who
dares 20 undermine their faith in the
reality of that unseen world, which is
the real world. And we will send this
issue Of the Herald 10 Santa Claus with
the earnest entreaty that he bring
ashes and switches 10 all VINO dare to
mock his kindly generosity and doubt
his reality. and % fll with full and
generous measure the stockings Of the
children who believe in him and the
hearts Of those who represent him on
c,ath with love and delight at this
joyous season.
And NAV we not appeal 1. ali our
readers 20 be Santa Claus 20 those who
need his yisitalious; to bless them
selves by seeing to i that every home
is visited by some benign and generous
Santa Claus? Infinite JOY may come
from acting as Santa: no pleasure can
arise from deridiag Santa Claus We
believe in Christmas trees; we believe
"a hanging up stockings; we believe in
the surprise AID joy at the visits OF
this friend Of Oh children; and whoever
Is the enemy Of Santa Claus is our
enemy aud rs fl for treason. strata
gems and spoiIs.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-23
Think OF IT
10000 Persons Publicly Recommend
Our Remedy, Some Are lancas-
Ter People.

Over one hundred thousand have
recommended Doan's Kidney Pills,
For hackache. kidney, urinary ills.
Thirty thousand signed testimonials
Arc appearing now in public print.
Some Of them are Lancaster people.
Some are published in Lancaster.
No other remedy shows such proof.
Follow this Lancaster woman's ex-
ample.
Mrs II. G. Crutchiied, Stanford St.
Lancaster, says; "My boy was greatly
troubled by his back and kidneys. He
did not have proper control over the
kidney secretions, which caused no end
of annoyance The child also looked
badly ard | was considerably worried
about his health began giving Doans
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results that he is now great deal
better
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't sim
ply ark for a kidney remedy get
Doan's Kidney Pills the same that
Mrs. Crutchfeld recommends. Foster
Co Props, Buffalo. n. Y.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-23
The HONE BOOSTER.

If YOU like the old town best.
Help her grow!
II you'd have her lead the rest,
Tell 'em sol
When there's anything 20 do
Let the fellows count on you;
You'll feel bully when you're through
Don't you know.
If you want TO make a nit,
Get a name!
II the other fellows il,
Who's 90 blamra
Spend your money I'm the town,
Where you pull the shecG.s down;
Give the mail concern a frown-
That's the game!
II you re- used 60 giving knocks,
Change your style
Throw boquets instead Of rocks
For awhile.
Let the other fsllow roast;
Shum him as you would ghost;
Meet his hammer with a boast
And a smile.
When stranger from afar
Comes along,
Tell him who and what we are
Make II strong:
Needn't tlsttsr, never bluff;
Tell the truth, for that's enough.
Join the boosters they're the stuff.
Scranton Board of Trade.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-23
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy--The
Mothers FayOrile.

IL give Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
to my children when they have colds or
coughs, " writes Mrs. Verne Shaifer,
Vandergrift, Pa. II always helps them
and is far superior to any other cough
medicine have used. advise anyone
In need Of such medicine to give il a
trial" For sale by all dealers. m
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-23
COMMISSIONER S
Sale OF Land.
GARRABD CIRCUIT COURT.
James Temples Admir-.
VS.
Plaintiff.

James Temples Admir-. Plaintiff.
VS.
Alice Temple, ct al, Defendants.
Pursuant to a judgment rendered at
the November Term, 1915, the under
signed Commissioner will sell at public
auction to the highest and best bidder
before the Court House Door in Lam
caster, KY, at IL o'clock, A. Nj. or
Whereabouts, on
MONDAY. DECEMBER q, 1915.
1t being the first day of the Garrard
County Court Term the real estate
mentioned IN the pleadings and des-
cribed as follows:
In Garrard County. Kentucky, on the
waters of Kentucky River aud contain
ing about 40 acres, being the land
where Alice Temple now resides, near
Hickman bridge and adjOins the land
of Henry Moore, Hiram Campbell and
Logan Scott and Kentucky river.
The purpose OF this sale is to settle
the estate If James Temple, deceased,
and divide the proceeds il any remains
after payment of debts, among his
nelrs-at-laW as their interest may APP
pear.
TERMS.
The sale will be made on a credit of
six months and the purchaser will be
required to execute bond with approved
security for the purchase price, due in
six months hearing interest at the rate
of six per cent per annum from date
until paid, having the force and effect
of Judgment for which execution may
issue. payable 10 w. II. Brown, Master +,
of the Garrard Circuit !
Court, and a lien will be reserved upon |
the property sold until all the purchase
money is paid
w. II. Brown. NJ. C. G. c. c.
l.. l.. Walker, Atty for Plff..
A. NJ. Bourne. Auctioneer.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-23

excluded part is bounded in said deed.
which is referred to for more specific
description.
The purr ose Of said gale is TO pay the
debts Of Albert Huffman. deceased,
and divide the proceeds remaining
among the heirs at-law Of said Huffman
and to settle the estate Of said Huffman.
TERMS.
The sale will be made on a credit of
six and twelve months and the purchas-
or will be- required to execute bond with
approved security for the purchase
price. due in six and twelve months
respectively and bearing interest at the
rate Of six per cent per annum from
date until paid. having the force and
effect Of judgment, upon which ex-
ccution NAV issue. payable to W. n.
Brown, Master Commissioner of the
Garrard Circuit Court. and lien will
be reserved upon The property sold I'M
nj al the purchase money is paid.
W. II. BROWN. NJ. C. G. c. C.
L. L. Walker. Atty FOR Plrs.
Cant. A. NJ. Bourne. Auctioueer.