La Junta tribune., 1915-01-02

days exchanges and presumes upon
the fact that the editor Is merely
reading the newspapers" TO occupy
some Of his apparent leisure with in
consequential conversation. Mr..
White we'll and truly says that such
a time is really the editors most alb
sorbent hour. How can an editor
get any ideas II he doesn't read
others ideas." asks Mr.. White. DO
you think he sits down and thinks
'em out OF his own head Well. he
doesn't
And now comes Mr.. Frank p.
Walsh. chairman OF the National In
dustriai Relations committe. tmper-
tinently questioning whether the en-
ployee Of the protected manufsctur-
er gets his share OF the projections.
But how can Mr.. Walsh doubt that
while Mr.. Carnegie. for instance. Was
getting his 500 million dollars from
bounties paid him by the American
people he was letting his employees
In on the divvy. Isn't Il well known
that the protected manufacturer al
ways pays double wages. besides
dividends To his workers? lie
doesn't! Well. anyhow. the stand
pat orators want 10 play that he does
and its's down right mean on the
part Of the chairman Of the commit
tee on industrial relations To get
people to questioning whether the
manufacturer with pull doesn't
pocket all the tariff bonuses himself.
kansas City Star.
A very newly married man. on ar
rivinE home recently. found n note
from his wife. on reading II he
dashed from the house TO cab stand
and drove madly to the nearest hos
pital. Inquiry for his wife there
proved fruitiess as Il did at the next
hospital. Al the third and last.
when he was told she MAS not there.
he exclaimed In desperation. oh!
where can she be-
The nurse. noticing his despsirins
look. asked where he expected his
wife 10 be. He replied that she Was
~ 0Adtr6bs6 FERROUS s>opesatiek aud
miGhtst thaa moment BE- dyise.
What was the operstion:" asked
the nurse.
Here II the note she left for me. e
ht said. That's Is all I know
shout H."
The nurse read on the rrumpled
piece Of paper; Dear Jack: Have
gone To have my kimona cut out"
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Some prominent citizens of an
eastern city" says the philosopher
Of chcra~. have organized . club.
unique among such organizations In
that any person Ii eligible for mem.
bership. II ts called the Good
Morning Club. aud the only dues re-
auired II = promise To greet every
person you meet with q smile and
a cheerful good morning The
ncw year In with us. and. obesii~nt
TO the ~cli-nigh inexorabie demand
of custom. everybody IL making new
resolutions for the coming year. Al
Who realize the true aim and pur.
pose Of living are making some res.
olution 10 In some way help their
fellow man. v~ry fcw Of us are
10 situated that We can do much
from = financial point Of view. but
the idea mentioned above IL one
that h practical and costs nothing
but the effort required for some Of
un 10 throw off that she'll Of exclu-
siveness aud tahail we sayD sslf.
tshnesr. ~ith which we may be cor.
cred. and quite frequently 10 pro-
ductivc Of more real benefit 70 The
recipient than . gift Of . large sum
Of money. because the one hes .
tendency 10 Increase seif.Fespect
and the other 10 lower u. 10. for
The neat year. let ~ resolve 70 sadi.
ate whatever amount of sunsAiae
and GOOD cheer We csa hy our hearty
ereetings 10 all sojouSnerr and fel.
Iow pilgrims that II may b. our ios
70 meet.
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