Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1915-09-16
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and came near drowning. Luke
will hereafter ride his larger mule.
Frisby Hancock, who raises the
longest gourd vine every year,
now has a melon vine that clim
-, trees.
Miss Flutes Belcbg has one of
the new style dresses large at the
bottom and little at the top.
Sidney Hooks is going to have
his hair cut as soon as he can get
his picture made with it like it is
now.
Film billiard, who vas supposed
to have passed away with stomach
trouble in the Calf Ribs neighbor-
hood last week, was in Hogwallow
this week and bought more bolog-
ma sausage.
/ Poke Eazley has announced his
| intention to turn out his mustache
to turn out his mustache as soon
as soon as the muddy weather is
over with.
While inspecting the grist mill
on Musket Ridge the other day
Isaac Hellwanger's hat dropped
into the corn hopper, and he asks
that all who are going to use corn
bread for the next few days, to see
| if they can find any trace OF it.
Cricket Hicks is expecting to
get a letter in a few days, and
has told the postmaster to keep
on the lookout for it.
The Widow of the Calf Ribs
neighborhood will give a moon
light picnic at her home Saturday
night, and will invite the editor
of the Tickvi!le Tidings so that ne
can give it a good write-up.
Washington Hooks, one OF our
members of the Methodist church,
lis under the weather, having
caught cold while attending a
Baptist baptizing at Hog + ord
last Saturday.
Slim Pickens was kicked by a
mule Sunday morning, just as ne
was preparing to 60 to church.
However, he did not take the III
jury seriously, as he is beginning
to get used to the hard knocks OF
liA.
Isac Hellwanger, Yto has been
arguing poltise he Post
master at the postofice for the
past several weeks. will now move
over to the blacksmith shop and
again take up his discussion OF
infant baptism with Dock Hooks
Frisby Hancock found a lot OF
strange tracks in the dust of the
road one day this week, and was
about to call the Depity Constable,
when she learned that they were
made by Yam Sims while trying
to learn to ride a bicycle.
Poke Eazley's COW strayed off
one day this week, and thought he
has searched high and low he has
not yet heard from her. He will
make an exhaustive search for
her tomorrow, and will take
along one of her track to trail her
by.
Slim Pickens and q man from
the Calf Ribs neighborhood en-
gagged in a shooting |affray Mon
day night of this week. The man
seemed to have been the aggressor
and shot at Slim three times, but
Slim had presence Of mind enough
to stand reached like that OF the
began coring his way.
Cricket Hicks don't see how
every young man can't get his hair
to stnd reached like that OF clerk
clerk at the Tickville Hotel.
SOCIETY NOTE-Mrs. Fletch
er Henstep announces the engage
ment of two pounds of butter to
the storckeeper at Bounding Bill
CWS.
A lizard got on Jefferson Pot
locks during the sermon at Hog
Ford last Sunday. Little damage
to the benches resulted.
Luke Mathewsla and family
have moved to Bounding Billows.
Thus the center of population IS
again shifted.
The proprietor of the Musket
Ridge grist mill, which recently
pened for business near the moon
shine still house, has had many
callers, the public mistaking the
racket for that in the still house
bar.
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