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South Bend news-times., 1915-06-11

Gonzales Cara. president OF Mexico
under the convention government.
was deposed from office yesterday by
the convention and Lagos Chazaro,
Villista. a delegate from the state of
Chihuahua. was elected president.
The news was telegraphed to the
state department today by the Bra
lillian minister in Mexico City. Cha
zaro has been president of the con-
vention, which has been in session Fer
the past six months
Cara represented Gen. Zapata and
the fact that Villas personal repre-
sentative replaced him was considered
in state department circles TO indi-
cate a final break between Villa and
Zapata-
South Bend news-times., 1915-06-11

GALVESTON, June IA cable
gram received today from Vera Cruz
confirmed the report that Gen. Obre-
gon lost his right arm in the battle OF
Leon. The message stated that the
Mexican commander refused TO leave
the fighting line until his troops were
assured OF victory.
Another message from Vera Cruz
stated that ObregOn's troops had start
ed their march toward Juarez and that
the movement 20 Mexico City was
progressing successfully.
South Bend news-times., 1915-06-11
LEGAL NOTICES.
NON-RFSIDFNT NOTICE.

STATE OF INDIANA. }
ST. JOSEPH COUNTY, ss.
In the st. Joseph Superior Court, May
Term, 1918.
Prakzeda Papczynski VS.. Frank Papczyn-
ski. Petition TO sell Real Estate.
Be II known. That the above named
plaintiff has filed in the office OF the Clerk
OF said Court her complaint against said
Defendant in the above cause together with
a proper affidavit that said Defendant.
Frank Papczynski, IS not a resident OF the
State OF Indiana.
Said Defendant Is hereby notified that
said cause Will stand for trial on the 20th
South Bend news-times., 1915-06-11
BIRTHDAYS TODAY.
South RQDd

Avirett, Marion, 222 Laporte av.
Berry, Harold, 106 S. ST. Louis st.
Bates, Harold, 44S s. Lafayette st.
Burch, Louise. 416 w. Monroe St
Deranek, Aloyez, 1641 Florence av.
Dion, Daniel, 534 Hill st.
Eckelberger, Naomi, 227 Indiana.
Huggart. Marguerite 517 Keasey ST.
HerkOwitz, Benjamin, 1872 W. Jet-
ferson blvd.
Harman. Earl, els f. Washington
Hopkins. Franklin, 125 :. Laurel.
JackOwiak. Pauline. $50 Webster st.
Kemble, Harriet, 1921 Miami st.
Molmar, Mary. 216 +. COlfaX av.
Nimtz, Walter. 5O4 Euclid av.
Natkeiwicz. Mary, 521 y. Stude-
baker St
Pressler, Bertha, 913 Marietta st.
Rudduck. Hazel, 113 w. Eckman.
Szyrnanowski. Julia, S22 Fisher st.
Soellner, Leonard, 1888 Virginia ST.
flasher, Lucille. 291O :. Michigan ST.
Unger, Alice, 233 5. Carroll st.
Uldin. Gene We've 906 Cleveland av.
Uldin, Warren, 9O6 Cleveland av.
ZiIlmer, Russell, 81 w. Sample st.
bIishawaka-
Booker, Mildred, $50 +. Joseph st.
Foster, Franklin, w. Jefferson rd.
Jontz, Marjorie. 702 Il $. Main st.
Huggart, Marjorie, 519 Keasey st.
Weintraub Clifford, 229 r. Fourth.
Weaver, Myrtle, 905 +. Fifth ST.
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NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION.

Notice is hereby given. that the under
signed has been appointed by the Clerk
of the Circuit Court Of St Joseph County.
State Of Indiana Executor Of the Estate OF
Priscilla Studebaker, late Of St Joseph
County. deceased
Said Estate is supposed 10 he solvent
WILLIAM X. STUDEBAKER,
May 26. 1913. Executor
6. A. Elliott, Atty. for Estate
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day II July 1915. the same being the 56th
day of the present term n said Court
commenced az the City Of South Bend on
said Defendant IS required % appear TO
said action
GEORGE VI. RAAB. Clerk
BY stanley IT, TobOlski. Deputy.
Jos. Y. Wypiszynski, Atty. for Plaintiff.
may 2S Jun IL
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LUCKY ONES TODAY.
COufh Rand

Polcvn. Josephine, 1900 Linden av.
Frain, Mary. 1920 n. st. Louis st.
Iankey, Joseph, 333 n. NOtre Dame
Hodiski, Rudolf, 92S n. Eddy St
Tamirand, Charles, 537 y. Hill st.
NIishawalSa,
Horning. John.
DeGroote, Agnes.
Klein, Julia.
Waletzko, Marie.
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VILLA IS READY
To LEAVE MEXICO
Wires That He viii Get Out of
Country on Condition That
CarTanZa DoeS-May Bring
Peace, He Says.

NEW YORK. June 1.-THE IN
ternadonal News Service has receiv-
ed the following from Gen. Francisco
villa:
Aguas Calientes Mexico. June 10
''In reply TO your telegram. I am
willing 20 resign and leave the repub-
lie OF Mexico II Carranza Will do the
same thing
This may bring peace TO my un-
happy country
(Signedl FRANCISCO VILLA"
" . II + -
CARA DFPOSED
WASHINGTON June II. - Gen
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PAINTER A PRISONER.

ROME, June lit is feared that
the celebrated Roman painter, Aris-
tide Sartorio. who enlisted as a volun-
teer, has been taken prisoner by the
Austrlans.
South Bend news-times., 1915-06-11
NOTICE

will not be responsible for any
bills contracted by my father, Fred
erick Hertlein. as he is not capable of
doing any business
Advt. MRS. r. +. DICE.
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LOST AND FOUND.

FOUND-Purse containing money. Owner
may recover by paying Tor advertisement.
g. i. kindig, Il. Z, Elkhart Phone on
f.. Dunlap.
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sPIRELLA COrsets Bell $40; Home 1893.

Shad, Sha91ve. White trout Perch, Hal
ibut, etc. South Bend Fish and Oyster
Co 80 Z. Jefferson. Phones. H, 1913. B.
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CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
HELP NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

MEN-WOArEN WANTED. $500 month.
List Government Jois enen-fFea.
Franklin Institute. Dept 9s-E. Rochester,
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Is YOUR NAME IN
THE LIST Below

IL IL Is, you are invited TO the
next News-Times Birthday Party.
Trips To all theaters and refresh
ments VIII be on the program
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WANrED-Private storage for household
goods. Northwest part OF town pre-
ferred. Gail Home phone $3.50.
South Bend news-times., 1915-06-11

WANTED-Nice room and board by lady.
Box T-1O8, Newe-Times.
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THE SCHOOL THAT HELPS
BUSINESS PERSONALS.

SCREEN DOORS ana WINDOWS should be
ordered now. We make all kinds and
those that last and nt. We rtwire and
repair all screens and sell screen wire
Miller Cabinet and Machine Shop, SIG
Portage av. Home phone 20S2.
PIANOS
We are offering some big piano values
especially IN used pianos Every piano
marked in plain figures and that the only
price at which they can be bought on easy
terms of payment. Cash discount 1000
10 everyone A child can buy a piano
here safely. Strictly a One-prtce system.
Back of every transaction IS a square
deal; the biggest piano value you ever
saw, and an est. bliShed reputation Of
twelve years that is unQuestiOned Surely
a safe place TO buy. Why not inyesi-
gate.
DDS S. Michigan St
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WANTED-A small second hand electric
motor. Home phone 5,555 Bell 1O3
South Bend news-times., 1915-06-11

FOR RENT-Lght housekeeping rooms,
modern 617 :. ST Joseph
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

WANTED-Small suite Of unfurnishet
rooms for man and wife. permanent
renters. Call Bel 3361. Nome 5271.
South Bend news-times., 1915-06-11
HELP WANTED-MATE-

We HAVE openings rom time TO time
for men who are mechanically inclined.
We would like TO receive applications
from those who want an opportunity to
learn machine work and advance while
learning. Good wages TO men o. ability.
South Bend Lathe Works.
WANTED-A baker, Kuss Baking Co,
119 W. First St, Mishawaka
WANTED-A A Polish boy TO deliver and
take orders. Call 11O6 W. Thomas st
LATHE HANDS AND GRINDFRS-A
NUMBER OF FIRST CLASS LATHE
HANDS AND lands GRINDERS FOR
CRANK SHAFT WORK. GOOD PAY.
REPORT IMMEDIATELY. BUICK MO-
TOR co. FLINT, MICHIGAN.
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FOR RENT-OFFICE ROOMS.
FOR RENT-FURNIsHED ROOMS.

FOR RBNT-Furnished room for one or
two. Modern cOnyeniences. % 5. Mich
igan. Bell 515.
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SITUATION WANTED-MALE.

WANTED--Situation as chauffeur in prf-
vate family or for truck work Address
J. D.. News-Ttmes
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FOR RENT-ROoms for light housekeep-
ing, pleasant location, modern. Call even
ings. 1904 l.. Madison St. on carIne
Home 1856. Bell 2j1L
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L OR RENT-Laght housekeeping rooms
Private entrance. Call after p. IA. 5O8
y. Michigan.
South Bend news-times., 1915-06-11

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms; modern
cOnveniences; i've blocks of center 52O
y. St Joseph ST Home GOS5.
South Bend news-times., 1915-06-11

FOR RENT-FURNIsHED ROOMS.
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OFFICE HELP.

II E WHEELOCK is invited TO the Or
pheum Tneater this week, except sun
DAY, as the guest OF The News-Times.
South Bend news-times., 1915-06-11

CARA DFPOSED.
June II. - Gen
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-20
WANT FEEDERS FOR
THE WESTERN PACIFIC
Construction of Feeder Lines Contem-
plated by President Bush.

A recent issue of the Salt Lake
Herald-Republican contained the fol-
lowing:
Big things in the way of railroad
construction and extension along the
route of the Western Pacific railroad
are being contemplated and planned
by b. +. Bush, system president, ac-
cording to Col. f. r. Place OF Winnie
mucca, Nevada, who arrived in Salt
Lake yesterday after several months
in the East, where he was in close
touch with Mr. Bush and his associa-
tes These contemplated improve
ments and construction of feeder lines
however, depend on the action of the
bondholdcrs of the system who will
meet in St. Louis sometime after Au-
gust 10 to discuss reorganization plans
for the several roads making up the
system.
MIR Bush is planning great things
for the West and if he is permitted to
carry out his program il will result in
great benefits to Salt Lake and Utah,
said Colonel Place last night The
Western Pacific railroad in its present
state, operating as it does. without
feeders, cannot make a profit. But
with the necessary feeders it can be
made a great road. The two most i'm
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-20

A man from the Gem Irrigation dis
trict has come to your "hxer' with a
problem. To lift water an inch to
the acre 100 feet high with power at
$1,000 per horsepower for the season
will cost $875.00 for an 8O-acre farm.
How will the Gem folks have to do
to make their lands valuable?
Let each man have 20 acres of fruit
and try it.. Don't go to any expense
whatever for leveling the fruit land
Kun the water in tow-inch concrete
pipe that can be made on the ground
and put in place at one cent per foot,
which will take 2l000 feet of $2l 90 to
the acre, the labor the farmer can
do. One inch OF water will do for the
20 acres. Wet only at the tree and
keep the other ground dust mulch. To
pump this inch of water will cost
$ll.00.
10 acres in squash and pumpkin wet
with pipes at an expense of forty dol
lars to the acre. The pipes will last
hundred years Wet only at the
hills, and do but little cultivation be-
tween. Save much labor. Feed the
crop TO hogs and cattle Devise a plan
to preserve it until spring. One inch
of water will wet the squash on ten
acres. The labor watering the trees
and squash is comparatively nothing.
Turn the faucet, is all.
20 acres fall wheat. Wet it in the
fall once, and twice in the summer.
One foot depth of water is sufficient
1t will take six inches to do it. 10
acres winter oats, or winter barley,
wet in fall once, twice in springs
inches. 5 acres early stock peas, with
a little less than four inches depth
of water which is a third of an inch
to the acre. Plant in February or
March and wet twice. 5 acres alfalfa
with four inches of water. 5 acres
pasture with inches of water.
Devise cultiyator for blowing all the
grain until it heads.
acres in yard, garden, groves, cor
rails, pens. etc, etc, with inches of
water. This makes it necessary to
pump but Is inches of water which
amounts to $275.00 per year, as power
this season is now rated This will
make very short season for the larg-
er supply and the power bill ought to
be cut down 40 per cent, which reduces
it to about $l65.00 This is no dream
plan, but is substantial. The mans
farm planted this way ought to net
him $l5OO.OO per year.
Then the fuel on the district land
should be electricity, at a rate that
beats coal forty per cent. Every kit
chen and sleeping room should have
an electric fan. The land is then act
ually worth $25000 per acre. Having
no surface wet between the trees.
the fruit will be the best.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-20

Miss Glayds Trout of Roswell. has
Deen engaged to teach the Arena Val
Iey SCnOOl the coming year.
Arcnle tugate ana Allen Convey of
Caldwell were week end visitors at
the Dunagan home.
Chas. Asp delivered cream to the
Wider cream station thursday.
MISS Nina Price and Miss Dorothy
Clevenger spent the day with Ethel
and rcrn Case, Wednesday.
Mr. L. DAVIDSON had some threshing
done last Saturday
Miss Dorothy ClevengeL of Owy-
hee went to Payette Thursday.
Mr. Jarnag1n mas been hauling brick
and lumber to start building on the
rand recently purchased from T. W.
Case.
Chester Dunagan arrived in the
valley Friday tor visit with home
folks.
Mrs. Price and children and Joe Nc
Laughlin also Mrs. Redman and Mrs.
Leslie Duncan were callers at the +.
W. Case nome Wednesday.
An eleven and halt pound son was
born to Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Matson
FRIDAY, the 18TH, also q baby girl
to Mr. and Mrs. Theodore Johnson
the same week
The Misses Leah and Elan Dunagan
went to Caldwell Saturday for a few
days visit with friends there.
Mr.. Otto Usadell and Miss Adelia
drove to Parma Thursday.
Mrs Z. w. Case and daughter, Miss
Ethel, called on Mrs. Kelm of Wilder
tuesday afternoon.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-20

the alarm scream like distress, all the
time chinching down on the ir-brake
and stopping the momentum like a
bridge was out We looked out to
see what could be the matter. When
the wheels were sliding and the pass
engers slipping from their seats and
the astonished people got their optics
outside, there a quarter grown kitten
jumped from its couch on the rail and
ran off the right of way very much
surprised and insulted that it should
be disturbed in that fashion. Its a
safe bet that that motorman has a
little girl and that the little girl has
a kitten; and that these fellows on our
cars usually have one heart to each
one of them.
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Mrs. S. B. Crockett of Middleton is
an the sick list this week.
Messrs. Elmer and Charles Crockett
were home Saturday evening.
Mr.. Kirkpatrick is boarding with
Mrs Mcintyre while tearing down the
building on the old Cleve Murphy
homestead. He will take the lumber
to Caldwell.
Messrs. Rodenbough and Phillips
are busy getting ready to handle their
hinge prune crop. Mr.. Rodenbought
has made some improvements on his
hacking house, in the way of light and
ventilation, which will be quite help
TO the packers. Mr.. Phillips says that
on account of not getting the permit
from the railroad company soon
enough he was not able to build his
new packing house, and will use the
old one for this year. They both have
a large crop of good prunes this
year
Mrs. A. F. Harper is able to do her
own house work again.
Arthur Crockett is the first one in
this vicinity to have ripe watermel-
ons.
Nelson Jensen drove over to Cald-
we'll Tuesday after tank of gasoline
for Levi Reynolds.
link Mortin is moving away from
the Myers place. He expects to go to
Nevada as soon as he can dispose of
his crop.
Frank Laws is hauling his crop of
barley from Middleton to his ranch,
where he is fattening some hogs.
Mrs. Nelson Jensen returned home
from Boise yesterday, where she has
been spending a week with relatives.
Mrs. Anna Holland has gone to
Boise on business and will visit re-
latives before she returns.
Miss frankie Mcintyre was a din
ncr guest at the Chas. Robertson
home Sunday.
Cleveland Murphy is hauling his
grain and stacking with Nelson Jen-
together. They both have small crops.
Mr. and Mrs. Jess Roup from upper
Willow Creek was stopping in Mid
dleton Thursday visiting relatives also
while there.
The Newman ditch broke and flood
ed a large part of Sam Cheney's
meadow. No damage was done. Mr.
Frank Law and Milt Mcintyre helped
fix the ditch
Mr.. Cleve Murphy was tinting the
Chas. Robertson home Monday and
Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jensen went over to
Jordan Valley where they expect to
be for week bringing back some
horses which Mrs. Jensen has at
South mountain.
Little Seth Crockett was bitten by
dog while he was climbing a tree to
get some prunes for Mrs. Maybee.
His foot is quite sore and it is hoped
it will not be serious.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-20

portant feedes so far as this imme-
date territory is concerned are the
Winnemucca-Boise line and the pro-
Idaho, country. The construction of
these two branch lines will work won
ders for Salt Lake and Utah. and Mr..
Bush wants to build them.
Whether he will be permitted to
build them depends on the action OF
the bondholders of the system. 1t is
known that some opposition to these
plans has developed among the Cali
fornia bondholders, but it is possible
this can be overcome.
"'Mr. Bush has great faith in the
West and wants to do things for the
West. But under the present state of
affairs his hands are tied. Practically
every dollar needed for the construc-
ton of the Winnemucca- Boise branch
is available or can be gotten on few
days notice, but the work cannot sue
coed without the sanction of the bond
holders.
"The development of the Uintah
basin country and the construction oil
a line into that territory also is hang
ing on the action of the bondholders
Mr.. Bush realizes that his lines must
have feeders to exist and create bust
ness for the main lines. He wants to
do these things, but just now he can
not
Colonel Place was in Chicago al
the time OF the EaStland disaster on
July "a and was posing by the ship
dock when the boat turned turtle. He
with other members of his party, as
sisted in the rescue work. He will
leave for Nevada TODAY"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-20

cents per mile should be added to the
above figures to cover the expense of
a driver, which at the same time re-
duces the available seats for passeng-
ers and thereby raises the rate per
passenger. 1t is practically certain,
therefore, that the successful opera.
ton OF the automobile in competition
with the steam and electric cars is an
lmpossibility. The convenience afford
ed and pleasure obtained from a ma
chime is its greatest recommendation,
but just as soon as the actual cost Of
owning and operating au auto is fully
understood more and more people
will come to the conclusion that they
cannot afford such luxury.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-20

i, It IS generally conceded that, in
their respective classes, the Buick and
the Ford cars are the cheapest, both
in point of original cost and expenses
to run. There is absolutely no ques-
ton but that the larger and more ex-
pensive cars cost more per mile to
operate. That even the cheapest cars
cannot be operated successfully at
present in competition with steam and
electric cars is very evident when the
above costs per passenger mile are
compared with the prevailing railroad
passenger rates throughout the west
ern states, i. e., 3 cents per mile. For
any automobile that is operated COM
mercially, an additional charge of. 3
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Miss Mammen and her sister and
cousine, Nellie Grey, called at the
Miles home Sunday.
Saturday night Mr.. and Mrs. Walt
man gave a dance to their friends
Mr.. and Mrs. w. w. Patton and
two sons, Marble and Gene, left last
Thursday for Pendleton, Oregon.
They drove overland. We wish them
success in their new home.
George Huston has rented the Pat
ton place and will move on this fall.
Word comes from Fall City, Ore,
that Mrs. Mark Newman is improv-
ing right along.
Mr.. Mcconnell of Boise was out
last week looking over his place. He
intends to move out in October.
Rev. Jones and wife and Miss Veda
took lunch Sunday evening at the
Prosser home.
George Robbins has been helping
Chas. Robbins and George Huston.
Donald and William Payne who
were visiting their grandmother, re-
turned home to Boise, Sunday.
Gene Jones is living on his home
stead at present. Last week he and
VIM. Liechty erected his shack.
Fern Jones is feeling better again
Payne Rankin. Mr.. Kollenborn and
Mr. Kendall were town visitors.
Mr.. and Mrs. Barnhart spent Sun
day at the Perry home.
Everyone in the community is very
busy stacking grain and getting it
In readiness for the threshers. Con-
sequently no one has time to visit or
go any place, so there is very little
news this week.
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Caldwell Associated Charities has
received 800 quart fruit jars from the
Childrens' Home Finding Society of
Boise to be filled with fruit and re-
turned this fall. These jars arc kept
at the city hall where farmers may
send for them They are already be-
ing called for by some ranchers. but
not quarter of the jars have been
taken. The charity workers wish that
farmers wives who read this will tell
others of it and get up clubs of suf-
hcient dimensions to take all the Jars
at once. When they are filled Just
hold them in your cellars until a later
notice will be given when shipping
time has arrived and then they will be
returned to the city hall
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-20
Mother Hates Falsehoods.

Nov. Willy" said the mother, you
told me a falsehood. Do you know
what happens to little boys who tell
falSehoods?"
NO, ma'am," replied Willy sheep
ishly.
Why" continued the mother. "a
big, black man with only one eye in
the center OF his forehead comes
along and flies with him up to the
moon, and makes him pick sticks for
the balance OF his life. Now, YOU will
never tell falsehood again, will you?
1t is awfully wicked!-Ladies' Home
Journal.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Paine returned
Saturday evening from Payette lakes,
where, they have been camping for
several weeks.
Mrs. Betsy Armstrong who has
been visiting her cousin, Mrs. II. J.
NnoN, returned Saturday morning to
her home in Arrowrock.
Misses Calar and Lucille Wamstad
and Leora Peter and Frank Gallon
returned Saturday from a camping
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1915-08-20

The other day when an electric car
filled with passengers was being
driven along at furious speed by a
heartless being we call the motorman,
and when the poles were whizzing by
tremendously rapid and the breeze
was sitting through the car cooling
off the heat, all suddenly the heartless
creature at the helm threw on his
emergency brake. footed the whistle
like house a fire. then followed with
a string of toots like weinies, making