Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-03

less ocean with few rocks jutting hers
and there.
Suddenly the ship, far In the distance.
10 seen 20 round a curve in the rocky
ciiffs. u IL apparently miles away. 81
lently Il glides over the wave toward the
bcundless unknown. toward that mys-
tertous Isle Of Pep In the mysterious
sphere OF somewhere. Ice crowd APP
plauds for the scene is really beautiful
But look. apprehension arises. A battle
cruiser creeps around from behind the
cliff and gives chase Suddenly the
cruiser stops, a flash o boom OF cannon.
and the good ship Worcestershire has
been struck broadslde.
She totters. She sways from side 10
side. She lists stenward. The waves
begin TO gurgle in her hold. and in a
moment she hears the pillows roar.
sunken ship
No difference. Tragedies. deep. black,
and monstrous. occur during the per-
Torrance. but when the curtain goes up.
IN spite Of a aunken ship. we find that
the crew Is safely treading the soil OF
the Isle OF Pep.
Tohasco. the big squeeze of the Isle,
is in charge df affairs there. Charles
Gardner. who Is always on hand 10 take
his place in the harness when there Is
work TO do in the Den show. assumed
this role. Chief OF Police Henry
Dunn had the Job until cussing old Doc
Yak gave him Appendicitis and he had
20 linger long In an Omaha hospital.
Well, this same Doc Yak that gave
Chief Dunn appendicitis. iE the doctor who
Is supposed 70 inject pep Into all the pa
TENTS In the sanitarium, Doc Yak In
civil life la Billy Lawrence than whom
there IL no better amateur stage bird In
the kingdom OF Quivera.
Doc has fallen down on the Job. The
patients are decidedly pepperless, Every
where tho audience sees the detected pa
tents sitting on stumps. lying In ditches.
leaning on lamp-posts snd cling'nS TO
grapevines In vain effort to cling 10
life. Doc Yak feeds them pills and pills,
but there Ia no relief.
Tobasco, boss of the Isle, 10 peeved
He is sure that there must be a better
doctor IN the world. He calls Doc Yak.
whiskers, pills and all. into his august
presence. and In voice OF Krupp thunder
tells the little pill peddler he has not
made good.
You've put my place on the blink" he
accuses Doc Yak.
Thus, then, does Tobaseo. With the aid
OF his chorus of female servants. nurses.
constabulary and sailors. hewan the loss
OF his once prosperous sanitarlum;
PIRsr VERSE.
Now Tn off off all this chicken stuff
The rufflas Of a skirt make me sick.
"A bunch OF busted petticoats
ia rather Swns ,t soT tavern ~ on
A nicEe ef ali prevents me being broke;
asR hSts 20 q S Sss SoS SSs aOy sPgSs
II all these hens would pay their poaru
SECOND vEI,en.
You would think that such nifty herd
Might some day hold a little wad Of
But ali they seem inclined to do
IL order up stein or TWO
And tell the waiter then ,, 70 ". y 80;
10 tack the little sign upon the door,
And ali because l trusted women. damn
just shoot me II do II any more
The Isle Of pep is on tho blink
should you wonder II l would take to
drink
] Goodbye, girl, TN through. To each girl
I say Eood-bye TO you without the least
I'm done with all Filtration.
You've no more fascination,
There's but one TO whom I'm true
Goodbye. girls goodbye girls; I'm
Yak Is astounded to hear the news. but
makes excuses that he has run out Of