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Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-11-05
WHY is ANNAPOLIS FIRM.
1ecause Its Citizens Have Learned
the Truth.

After reading this generous and en-
couraging report from Mr.. White,
those who have the misfortune ia
suffer. as he did. will naturally long
to get similar relief. But to get the
same good as MIR. White had, you should
get the same remedy. There are of
course, other kidney pills but there are
no other kidney pills the same as
Doan's. That is why Annapolis peo-
pie demand the genuine.
Joseph A. White, 81 Cornhill ST.,
Annapolis, says: 81 had pains
through my back and shoulders, some
times extending into my fingers. Ny
hands were so stiff that could hardly
use them. The kidney secretions were
profuse and painful in passage and
contained sediment. Doan's Kidney
Pills helped me so after began using
them and before long. the trouble was
removed. All the credit for this cure
belongs to Doan's kidney Pills"
Price soc at all dealers. Don sim
ply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. White had. Foster Milburn Co,
Props. Buffalo. N. Y.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-11-05
The Twelve Mistakes of Life.

An English newspaper gives a list OF
what it terms "the twelve mistakes oi
ife." While there are undoubtedly
other mistakes than those mentioned
The list is q fairly comprehensive one
Tt is great mistake.
/. To set up our standard of right or
wrong and Judge people accordingly
2. To measure the enjoyment OF
others by our own.
3. To expect uniformity of opinion
in this world.
A. To look for experience and judg-
ment in youth.
5. To look for perfection in our own
actions.
6. To worry our selves with what
cannot be remedied.
Z. Not to yield in immaterial mat
ters.
s. Not to alleviate all that needs al
deviation so far as lies in our power.
9. To consider everything impossi-
blethat we cannot perform.
10. To believe only what our finite
mind can grasp.
II. To expet to be able to understand
everything.
IL. The last and greatest mistake ol
all is to live for time alone, with nc
thought for the future, when any mo
ment may launch us into etenrnity.--
Ingelnook.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-11-05
.HENPECKED HENRY
AT the Colonial Theatre Tomorrow
Matinee and Night.

The type of henpecked husband
presented in Halton Powell's famous
musical COMEDY "Henpecked Henry
which will be.seen here at the Colonial
Theatre tomorrow matinee and night is
absolutely different from the accepted
idea of a stage Barnaby" The
haracter is creation and unlike any
Ither ever presented heretofore. 1t is
revelation in musical comedy eharac-
,erization.
" Henry" is henpecked and desperate
afraid of his wife. but he never al
ows her to know il. Nine out of every
en- husband will appreciate Henry.
sympathize with HIM and secretly &c
knowledge in their own hearts that he
replica of themselves. Hen
,ecked Henry" is drawn true to life
md at the same time is the funniest
haraeter ever presented upon the
American stage.
The musical numbers are augmented
" chorus of pretty girls who wear
he most gorgeous costumes ever used
With one nightJstand production.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-11-05
STRAWBERRIES ARE RIPE.
November Crop From Anne Arundel
Tastes Just Right

Maryland strawberries in Novem-
ler.
Yes, they're real strawberries. and
mighty good eating. Jacob Shuts, of
1arman, Anne Arundel county, brought
delicious looking box of them e.
IOWA yesterday and said they had been
raised on the farm of his two sons
herman and David Sbults,a at Harman.
The brothers secured 100 plants from
: nurseryman last spring and at once
planted them, not expecting any ber-
-ies until next spring. Ever since the
arly part of last July. however, the
plants have been blossoming and pro-
iucing generous crop of berries.
Despite two heavy frosts this fall the
plants are in a healthy condition.
strawberry plants do not usually bear
fruit during the same season they are
planted.
The berries raised on the Schults
farm, while not above the average in
size. are sound and remarkably sweet
Only few days ago delicious rasp.
berries grown at Hillsmere Farm were
brought to the Capital Office. Rasp.
berries grown in November are also a
rarity.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-11-05
For aCrime PereyentIon. Dar.

A crime prevention day for Illinois
has many Chicago friends, according
of DR.. Emory Lyon. superintendent Of
the Central Howard Association. He
indorses the recommendation of the
chairman of the crime prevention
committee Of the Chicago Bar Asso-
citation and urges the Illinois Bar As
sociation to go on record in favor Of
Governor Dunno designing such a day
by proclamation. "It is singular .
SAID DR.. Lyon. that the day Mr.. Burt
suggests. September 5.already has beer
set apart as crime prevention day for
Chicago, and for the holding of a
mass-meeting of the friends of the
movement at Abraham Lincoln Center
in oakwood boulevard"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-11-05
DON'T GARB LIKE WAITER
WHEN INVITED TO DINE
II You Neglect Rules You May Look
Like Man Who Serves Scum.


The man who makes a specially of
catering to the mems embroidery will
tell US that the average nan is all at
sea"when ii comes to a definite knowl-
edge of what to wear upon this or that
evening occasion. What is ri INT. is
right, with no halfway business about
It. The ''dont's" make so much longer
lists that it is easer to tell what to
wear In this land of Gus the dress
of the gentleman differs from the uni
form of the lackey only in details.
which are, therefore, very important
to observe, or you will find yourself
garbed like the waiter serving you.
If you are invited to dine at the
home OF an intimate friend or are
going to your club or a card party.
the black tuxedo, so called, is per-
fectly proper. 1t was designed for a
dinner coat. The lapels should be
faced with silk The waistcoat may be
hlack. black and white or suede silk
Trousers. of course, are like the coat.
Your derby or soft hat is all right.
The shirt is white linen or pique. with
attached links or French cuffs. A
round tab or high fold collar with
wide end black silk tie and gray
must be worn. Dull calf shoes with
lace tops are necessary or pumps of
gun metal. Gold or jeweled studs
gold cuff links and a neat watch chain
may be worn
To mix up the informal with the
formal evening apparel is not only
had form, but it marks the offender as
not knowing. If the affair is a hotel
dinner, banquet, a theatre or any
other occasion in more or less public
environment and formality, there are
strict rules to be observed. To be-
Gin with, the overcoat ought to be
black. The coat boy will give you a
luick looking over if you hand him
anything else. The dress coat, too.
must be black-nothing else has ever
survived; and the lapels faced with
silk. The waistcoat should not he
black. but white. either of silk or o.
washable material The trousers
-tAt+NNh tAAI AOeiAs WIN uONAA the
ide or not just as YOU prefer. That
IS mp to you.
Nothing but silk hat will do. The
opera crush is outlawed, because it is
wonderfully uncomfortable and unbe-
coming. Tie shirt will be either plain
or Dique bosom, the collar straight
tanding poke. or small wings, but
never a fold collar Nothing but a
white broat-end tie or plain or figured
pique or LINEN will do, and one that
YOU ;ie yourself if you possibly can
manage it. Only one kind of gloves.
white glace with self-stitched backs.
may be wcTn. Patent leather button
shoes with cloth or kid tops or calf
pumps should be worn Studs of
mother of pearl. or pearl, mother of
pearl links, and a tiny gold or plat
mum chain arc necessary.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-11-05

Capital. POINTERS.

The early edition catches the
bookworm.
"A white lie is seldom as white as il
is painted
The Office occasionally gets left
when it starts to seek the man.
"A man can't get ahead of the world
unless he is born with one
A woman in love is more or less
foolish; man invariably more
Jealousy is a key that opens more
wedlocks than all others combined.
IF a woman has a history, she
thinks il is up to her to repeat herself.
"A married man laughs when one
Of his bachelor friends gets married.
1T is all well enough to begin at
the beginning-unles you want to go
up river.
To a man marriage may mean the
surrender Of his rights TO the whims
Of his wife's relatives.
1t may be better to be born lucky
than rich, but if born rich he is lucky
from the stsrt
"A man can easily manage to keep
himself busy by attending strictly to
his own business, but some men have
a mania for working overtime
"A woman's idea of doing charity
work is to get her mail acquaintances
10 furnish the money
The difference between ignorance
and innocence in woman is that one
or the other is genuine.
All men this great and glorious
country may be free and equal, but
hey don't look it when garbed in their
bathing suits.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-11-05
"HICH inks .
A Pleasing Musical Comedy at the
Colonial Monday Night.

High Jinks." which Arthur Ham,
merstein will present at the Colonial
Theatre, Monday night Nov. 8 concerns
itself with wonderful perfume that
makes everybody hilarious. The first
scene is IN DIR. Thorne's flower garden
near Paris. the second at a French
bathing resort in the forenoon, and
the third at the same place on moon
II evening. The action is not monop-
elized by one or two people, but shared
by large cast. Nor are there any
vaudeville interpretations. They are
not needed in High Jinks -
There is merry enough story in
the plot, and the musical numbers that
fall naturally in with the action fur
nish plenty of variation of the tuneful
sort. A stolen kiss, wives pursuing
husbands. and a comic Frenchmsn wild
Tor duel. are among the factors that
complicate the plot. A handsomely
gowned chorus of singing and dancing
girls add zest to the festivities.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-11-05
Mrs. Tom Thumb Is "A.

Countess Lavinia Magri, better
known as Mrs. Tom Thumb, observed
the seventy-fourth anniversary Of hel
birth at her home in Warrentown
Mass, Sunday. Many relatives ant
friends called. Aside from her birth
dav observance the Countess dedicated
q boulder in memory of her ancestor
Richard Warren, of Revolutionary
fame.
There was an orchestra in attend
ance and addresses were made b!
Thomas Weston, of Boston. who re
Gently wrote the history OF Middle
horo;; George w. Stetson and Harr,
J4eharon Sampson. both OF Middletown
The Countess herself gave a shor
sketch of her work and the reason fol
placing the boulder to be dedicated.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-11-05
It Isn't Your Town, It's You

If you want to live in the kind of q
town
Like the kind Of a town you like.
You needn't slip your clothes in grip
And start on long, long hike.
You'll only find what you We left
behind,
For there's nothing that's really new.
It's a knock at yourself when you
knock YOUR town,
1t isn't the town, it's you
Real towns are not made by men
afraid
Lest somebody else gets ahead.
When every one works and nobody
shirks
You can raise town from the dead
And if while you make your personal
stake
Your neighbors can make one, too;
Your town will be what you want tC
see,
IL isn't the town, it's you.
The Metropolitan.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-11-05
WANTS STRONGER NAVY.
0meha Commercial Club Goes o.
Record for Better Defenses.

The Commercial Club of Omaha,
Neb., metropolis Of William Jennings
Brysn's state, has, by passing reso-
lution urging the strengthening of the
naval defenses of the United States.
indorses the propaganda looking to-
ward adequate preparedness of the
new league. The campaign meeting
Of the board of directors of the league
will be held in Washington on No
vember Is.
The resolution, copies of which
were also sent to Nebraska senators
and representatives, was received at
headquarters of the national orgsniza-
ton in that city yesterday. The action
vas taken in response to a request
from Arthur c. Smith, chairman of
league work in Nebraska.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-11-05
HoM,s This2

We offer One Hundred Dollors Re
ward for any case of Catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & Co.,
Toledo, Ohio.
We, the undersigned, have known
F. J. Cheney for the last fifteen years,
and believe him perfectly honorable
and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COAIMRCE
Toledo. Ohio
Halle Catarrh Cure is taken intern
ally acting directly upon the blood and
mucus surfaves of the system. ,Testi-
monials sent free. Price, rs cents per
bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for Consti-
patton.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-11-05
A Doctor Who Is a Miracle Man.

Cleburne, a Texas town, has doctor
who has subscribed for the same paper
for more than twenty-five years-and
kept his subscription paid up-has
MIXED his own COW every morning
during that time (but not the same
cow. who has attended church every
Sunday, has missed Wednesday night
prayer meeting on an average of only
once a year during the same period,
and who has, in all that time pur-
chased only one article outside his
home town with which to meet the
needs OF his family.
No such miracle man was ever
known in this town
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-11-05
Civic League.

The monthly meeting If the Civic
League will be held next Tuesday
night at o'clock in the Municipal
Building. All members are urged to
attend.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
WILD TURKEYS and QUAIL.

The Kentucky game and fish COM
mission has arranged for the importa-
ton of $1,000 quail from Mexico. IL
they can be got through under govern:
ment inspection and possibly five hum
dred wild turkeys for the mountain
preserves.
Charles Z. Brewster has gone to
Mexico for the Pennsylvania commits
sion and his brother. William. has been
instructed by J. q. Ward. executive
agent Of the Kentucky commission, TO
look after the purchases for this state.
Mr.. Brewster is Of the opinion that the
so called quail disease. alleged to be
prevalent in Mexico. is in reality ''crsts
disease. and caused by unsanitary
shipping conditions. something that he
has taken pains to avoid this time. At
any rate. he says no disease seems 10
have dominated the quail in Mexico.
Wild turkeys are reported to be rid
ieulously cheap in Mexico, and II they
are. the Kentucky mountains will be
re-stocked providing q closed season
may be maintained on them for few
years.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
WALLACE.

Mrs. Mamie E. Wallace. formerly Of
this county. died at the home of her
daughter. Mrs. C. B. Bell, in Sanford,
Florida. last Thursday night and was
buried in Richmond Sunday.
Mrs. Wallace suffered a stroke of
paralysis a year ago and since that
time had been an invalid.
She was the widow of Mr.. Ollie Wal
lace who died seven years ago, both lie
and his wife lived in Garrard Co. a
number of years, where they were
honored citizens and their country home
was known eor its hospitality.
Mrs. Wallace moved south about five
years ago in order to be with her
children who were with her when the
end came. She was known as an af,
fable, kind hearted Christian woman
and many friends here in her old home
county regret her death and sympathiz,
with the children in the loss OF a devot
ed mother.
Mrs. Wallace leaves five children VIII,
are Mrs. C. F. Bell, of Sanford, Fla.
Mrs. C. G. Todd. Bolton, S. c.. Mis-
Annie c. Wallace, Macon, Ca. Shannon
Wallace. Columbia, S. C. and Olli'
Wallace. Wilmington. S. C. She ais,
leaves one sister, Mrs. James Burnsid,
of this county.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
RAY.

In the shadows of the evening on
November 4th, W. A. Ray. son of Mr..
Hiram Ray of this county. sank quietly
into that state called "Sleep in Jesus.
He had been an invalid for the past ten
months and bore his suffering with
noble Christian fortitude. He was
born on Nov. LIST 1877 and is survived
by father. mother and little daughter.
his wife and other daughter having
died some years ago. Interment took
place last Saturday in the Lancaster
cemetery and was followed to its last
resting place by one of the longest
professions ever seen in the county.
Dear grieved friends, these three
loved ones have crossed over the
river to rest under the shade" Our
prayer is that God will comfort you in
this ssd hour of distress, for soon he
will call you to join them over there.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
PAINFULLY INJURED.

Members Of the local chapter d. A.
X. will regret to learn of the painful
injuries sustained by the State Regent,
who is well known among the Danville
members. The following dispatch is
from Paducah: Mrs. Eli G. Boone,
State Regent elect of the d. A. r. was
seriously injured and her husband. a
prominent real estate and insurance
man. perhaps fatally hurt when the
Boone car which Mrs. Boone was driv-
ing. left tbs road in the county late
Sunday and dashed into a rail fence.
The car was practically demolished and
Mr.. Boone's hack was badly injured.
Mrs. Boone suffered numerous cuts
and bruises.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
EXPECTED DEATH

Harrodsburg Herald-The will of
Homer DeBsun, who was recently
killed by Sam Sims. Cornishville. was
filed for probate last Monday and is a
remarkable instrument. 1t was written
by Mr.. DeBaun. who evidently realized
that he was liable to be killed at any
time by Mr.. Sims. 1t is most pathetic
case. After making disposition Of his
property. Mr.. DeBaun adds the follow
ing:
my life has been threatened by
Sam Sims and am as innocent of the
charges he makes against me as an
angel in heaven. and if he should kill
me for the charges maze by him it
will be as false as the charges against
my Saviour and in cold blood. am
not excited, but writing facts, and
should his threats be carried out and
] haven't time to arrange my business.
this is my last will and testimony.
This April 2s, 1915.
Attest Bud Rainey. W. r. Penny"
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
WOMENS FEDERATED
CLUBS CONVENTION

The convention of the Womens Fed
Grated Clubs Of this district was a sue
cess both from the standpoint of at.
tendance and enthusiasm. The wealth
er which was perfect also added great
" to the occasion.
The luncheon at the Kengarlan was
a feature of the day. Toasts and jests
passed and repassed adding to the en-
joyment Of the MONDAY meal.
Quite number of out of town guests
were present and altogether it was
said to be the happiest day in the his
tory of the local club. The entire days
proceedings will be found in the Won.
ans Club Club.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
UNUSUAL SEASON.

What do you know about pear trees
blossoming in November. What do you
know about crimson ramblers being in
bloom now. What do YOU think Of a
lilac being in bloom now. All of these
things we have seen. The explans-
tion Is that early cold and frost In
October and warm weather aftsrward
made the required season Of those plants
which respond to cold and then warm.
The continued balmy weather made
spring again for them and they are
now giving pleasure with their beauty
and fragrance.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
COLLINS

Mr.. Champion II. Collins died at his
home near McCreary in this county on
October 2Sth and after funeral services
at the home conducted bv Rev. E. C.
Lacy, of Ewing. KY, his remains were
inferred in the Lancaster cemetery on
October 18th.
Mr.. Collins death resulted from in
juries sustained in fall from his to-
bacco barn several weeks previous to
his death. Mr.. Collins had for some
years been consistent member Of the
Antioch Christian Church.
He was born in Fentress county Tenn.
and was So wears Of age at the time of
his death. He was married several
years ago to the widow of the late
Reuben Kinder. who survives him. to-
gether with one brother who lives in
Cincinnati. Ohio and sister in Tenn.
Mr.. Collins was one Of our most sub
stsntial citizens. and those who knew
him speak in the highest terms of his
many sterling qualities. While he had
no children Of his own he was deeply
attached to Willie Kinder. his step son.
and the attachment was mutual. the
young man mourning his loss almost as
own father. A kindly man. industrious.
attending strictly to his own affairs. he
held the unstinted respect to his neigh
bors and friends. and his loss is an IT.
repersble one In the community In which
he resided.
The Record joins the many friends in
eondolsnce with the stricken family.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
CATTLE DYING.

Mr.. J. /. Hamilton has lost in the
past week several young cattle with a
disease thought to have been "blsck
scours" and which has proven fatal to
most of those contracting it. A spec
ialist from the Lexington Experimental
station has been called to ascertain the
cause and what remedy shall be used
to eradicate il.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
ARBOR DAY IN KENTUCKY

Governor McCreary has proclaimed
Friday. November 18th. Arbor Day in
Kentucky. and calls upon all citizens to
observe the day. Exercises will be
held in the schools Of the State. En-
courage tree planting and tree preserva-
ton by observing Arbor day in Lancas-
ter and Garrard Co.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
FAIR GROUNDS TO Be SOLD.

As advertised in this issue Of the Re-
cord. the beautiful grounds of the Dan
vile Fair Association will be sold
publicly next Monday in Danville.
These are decidedly the prettiest
grounds in Central Kentucky. and an
ideal place for country fair 1t has
been a losing investment to the stock
holders, however and it will be sold for
the high dollar Monday, November 18th
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
BELIEVE IN ADVERTISING.

In this issue of the Record appears
the advertisement of the Lancaster
Tobacco Warehouse. This house in un-
der the management Of C. A. Speith &
Co.. the local buyers being BILLY"
Speith and Jake Graw. This firm will
also have branch house at Paint Lick.
having leased the large warehouse at
that place and are well prepared to take
care Of the tobacco in that section Of
the county. When you get ready TO
sell, call them up.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
TRAILMOBILE.

Mr.. II. c. Bright. Of Danville was in
the city last Saturday exploiting the
good qualities of the "Trailnobile"
something new on wheels, and is de-
signed to be hitched to an auto, with a
carrying capacity of one thousand
pounds. II attracted quite little at
tention and looks to US like a good
thing
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
BETTER TAKE WARNING.

The postal authorities at Washington,
recognizing the ability Of post-masters
to make mistakes in getting letters in
wrong boxes. have fixed a penalty Of
$500 on persons taking mail out of an
office other than their own. and not re-
turning it Immediately. This law also
includes newspapers. The excuse that
it Is the postmaster's fault cuts no ice.
II you have been getting other peoples
mail you had better take warning or
you may get your self into trouble.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
PLEASANT CALLER.

This Office has been honored with a
pleasant call from our good friend. Col.
George d. Burdette, who now repre-
sents The Germania Life Insurance
Company. Of New York, being its state
agent for Kentucky. This company
has New Family Protection Policy"
that is quite attractive and Mr.. Bur-
dette would be pleased to acqusint some
Of his good friends with its good
features.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-11
THANKSGIVING

President Wilson. in a proclamation
designating Thursday. Nov. 25. as
Thanksgiving day, called attention to
the fact that the United States has
been at peace while most of Europe
has been at war. 1--WE have been able
to assert our rights on mankind with
out breach of friendship with the great
nations with whom we have had to
DEAL" said the President.