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The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
JUDGE CANARIES AT CONCERT
Hundreds TriIl, Quaver and Roll In Auditorium in New York
 for Prizes.

A committee of birdmusic critics sat in judgment recently at Labor temple, in East Eighty-fourth street, on the vocal accomplishments of sev- eral hundred canaries which had been brought there from various cities un- der the auspices of the Central Soci- ety of Canary Breeders of America.
 The birds were brought into the au- ditorium from a darkened room, and as soon as they saw the light they burst into song. The critics listened intently observing each trill and qua yer, and presumably in their reports will tell those in good voice. whether they sang artistically or not and what the chances are of this or that yellow bird making good if he studies hard and remembers what the critics say about him.
 Prizes are to be awarded to the best singers.-New York Sun
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
Had PeIIagra Seven Years Thanks God He's Cured

Cowards, s. C.-David G. Pate, of this place, writes: q am glad to say to you, after waiting forty days, that I still feel like I am cured of pellagra. had this disease for the last seven years. The fourth day after beginning your medicine I went back to work and have been able to do my work ever since. I thank God for your remedy
 There is no longer any doubt that pei lagra can be cured. Don't delay until it is too late. It is your duty to consult the resourceful Baughn.
 The symptoms-hands red like sunburn, skin peeling off, sore mouth, the lips, throat and tongue flaming red, with much mucus and choking; indigestion and nausea, either diarrhoea or constipation.
 There is hope; get Baughn's big Free book on Pellagra and learn about the remedy for Pellagra that has at last been found. Address American Compromising Co.,, box POST, Jasper, Ala, remembering money is refunded in any case where the remedy fails to eure.-Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
SUFFERED LAWFULLY
 NOW QUITE WELL
A Lady's Suffering Was So Intense, That At Times, She Was Unable
 To Straighten Her Body.

Walnut, N. C.-"About F years ago." says Mrs. s. w. Mcclure, of Walnut, T began to fail in health, get ting worse all the time. I wasn't able to do my work, suffering awfully at the right side, and none of the time was I we'll.
 Sometimes I could not straighten up my body for the intense suffering. 1 suffered more or less all the time, and was irregular.
 AS Cardui had helped others, I started trying it. I bought six bot ties, and after using two or three bot ties, l commenced improving, getting better all the time, until was entirely we'll.
 became strong and healthy, gained flesh, weighing 120, being just a shadow when I commenced taking Cardui. My work is a pleasure, and feel like doing my work since, for the cure was permanent, and l have been we'll and strong ever since.
 Cardui is fine medicine for suffer ing women, and l recommend it to all my friends who have womanly trouble"
 to tell of the help Cardui has been to them. Cardui is a mild female tonic, acting especially on the womanly or gans. It has shown itself of great value to sick, weak women. It is surely worth trial.
 Begin taking Cardui today.-Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
The Human Touch.

There must be a sensitive touch. A visitor to manufaetory saw a man molding clay into pots. Noticing that all the molding was done by hand, he said to the workman: Why do you not use tool to aid you in shaping the clay?" The workman replied:
 There is no tool that can do this work. We have tried different ones, but somehow it needs the human touch" And how true it is that in shaping lives for God there is need of the human touch We cannot do the Lords work by machinery. Jesus touched men, imparting health, cleans ing and alvation.-Biblical Recorder.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
Queens All In Flames.

Obeying tradition, bonfire was lighted the other night at the gypsy camp, Simonsville, and will be kept until it consumes all the effects of Tryphena McNeill, queen of the tribe of her name, who died in hospital here.
 Fuel has been furnished by costly clothing, including a $250 fur coat and everything she owned or handled, val ued at thousands of dollars
 Mrs. McNeill was the wife of King Samuel Her reputation as seeress brought many rich clients to her. Waterbury (Conn.) Dispatch to New York World
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
HOW SHE ENDED TEN
 YEARS OF SKIN-TORTURE

Oct. 28, 1914:-"I had eczema on my face for ten years. Little red pim- ples formed in a small spot on my chin and then spread all over my face. They itched and burned me awfully. l tried almost every remedy and treat. ment that could he used for this trou- ble, but nothing did me any good. used resinol ointment and resinol soap, and was relieved in a day or two. In one month was cured. This was six months ago and the trouble has never returned d"-(Signed) Mrs. c. c. Roberts, Weatherford, Okla, Every druggist sells resinol ointment and resinol soap and doctors have prescribed the resinol treatment for more than twenty years.-Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
CALOMEL SICKENS!
 IT'S MERCURY! DANCER.
"Dodsons Liver Tone Sagens You Up Better Than SaIvaing Dangerous CaIomeI and DOesn't Make You Sick DontLOse Days Work-WOnderuI Discovery ~
 Destroying Sale Of Ca0neI Rere

You're bilious! Your liver is sluggish! You feel lazy, dizzy and all knocked Your head is dull your tongue is coated; breath bad; stomach and bowels constpated But don't take saltvating calome It makes you sick, you may lose a days work.
 Calomel is mercury quicksilver which causes necrosis of the bones. Calome crashes into bile like dynamite, breaking it up. That's when you feel that awful neusea and crampng
 If you want to enjoy the incest gentlest liver and bowel cleansing you experienced just take spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone tonight Your druggist medicine dealer sells you 50 cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone under my personal moneyback guarantee that each spoonful will clean
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
Money From Snakes.

Lewis Anthony, wellknown Ware farmer, expects to take legal action against a negro named John Ham, mond because the negro killed large rattlesnake on MT. Anthony's farm, ac- cordlng to a Waycross (Ga) corre- spondent of the New York Sun.
 MT. Anthony catches all snakes in his settlement and sells them, and he figures that the negro has caused him loss of at least s1 in killing the rat tier.
 Hammond was working near Mir. Anthony's farm, and when he saw rattler he lost no time in getting it out of the way. The snake had thirteen rattles and button
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
Advice Needed.

q will take the matter under ad- visement," announced the referee in the divorce proceedings, and will de- eide the case next week"
 But, your honor" put in her coun- sel, the appellant is immensely veal thy and"
 That" said the referee, 'fs the point upon which I wish to be ad- vised. This hearing is adjourned" ."- Judge.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

sluggish liver better than dose of nasty caIomei and that it won't make you sick
 Dodsons Liver Tone is real liver medicine. Youu know it next morning because you will wake up feel ing fine, your liver will be working your headache and dizziness gone, your stomach will be and your bowels regular. You will feel like working; you'll be cheerful; full of vigor and ambition.
 Dodsons Liver Tone is entirely vegetable therefore harmless and cannot salyate Give to your children Millions of people using Dodsons Liver Tone in- stead of dangerous calomel Your druggist will tell you that the sale of caomel Is almost stopped tirey here
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
Important to Mothers
Sarcasm in the Box.

Judge-Then when your wife seized the weapon you ran out of the house? Plaintiff-Yes, sir.
 Judge-But she might not have used it.
 Plaintiff-True. your honor Maybe she picked up the fatiron just to smooth things over.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
Trickster.

John H. Finley, New York's com missioner of education, said in Al bany, apropos of an argument on Bi ble reading in the schools:
 'This argument is straightforward Is does not shift and jump and beat about the bush. It isn't like the tricky schoolboy.
 Which would you choose his teacher asked this schoolboy, the tenth or the twentieth part of an apple?
 "The boy answered that he would choose the twentieth part, and then, noting with his shifty eyes his teach CTS frown, he added, hastily:
 T don't like apples, you know - Washington Star.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
MatrImonY's Cost.

Timid Youth-What do 1 have to pay for a marriage license?
 Facetious Clerk-Well, you get it on the installment plan.
 Timid Youth-How' that?
 Facetious Clerk-Two dollars down and most of your salary each week for the rest of your life.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

health before using your medicine. had falling, infamma- tion and congestion, fem a le weakness,
 pains in both sides,
 backaches and bear ing down pains, was short of memory, nervous, impatient,
 passed le e pl e ss n g h t s, a n d Il a d neither strenpth nor
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
CLEAN SWEET SCALP
May Be Kept So by cuticura Soap
 and Ointment. Trial Free.

To have good hair clear the scalp of dandruff and itching with shampoos of Cuticura Soap and touches of Cuti- cura Ointment to dandruff spots and itching. Nothing better than these pure, fragrant, supercreamy emol- lients for skin and scalp troubles.
 Sample each free by mail with Skin Book. Address Cuticura, Dept. KY, Boston. Sold everywhere.-Ady.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
Stick to Your Intentions.

Don't put off getting Hanford's Bal sam of MyrIh until something hap. pens. Get it now and be prepared for accidents. You will find frequent use for it in your home and in your stable for cuts, burns, bruises and any sore, any lameness. Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

Over 10000 packages of Aliens Foot Ease, the antiseptic powder to shake into your shoes, are being used by the German and Allied troops at the Front because it rests the feet, gives in. stant relief to Corus and Bunions, hot, swollen aching, tender feet, and makes walking easy. Sold every where, 25c. Try It TODAY. Don't accept any substitute. Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
Satan and the Cerulean Dee,

I'm in a quandary''
 What about?"
 T have two invitations to dinner, and I cant decide"
 Which one to accept?"
 NO, which one to refuse One is to a home where young lady has just come home from a piano con- servatory, and the other is where a fve-year-old boy knows lot of reef tations '-Farm Life
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
Not Seen Dead.

Mrs. Styles-This paper says eagles and parrots are among the longest lived of the birds.
 Mir Styles-Come to think of it, guess that's correct I never see 'em on women's hats.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
His Wedding Celebration.

Its five years ago today, and I'm going to celebrate my wouldn't we'd ding"
 Wouldn't wedding? Wooden, you mean?"
 NO. Wouldn't. Five years today since l asked girl If she'd marry me and she said she wouldn't Browning Magazine
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
Animal Diseases.

Out of 57,000,000 animals inspected in the last year 533, 900 were found to be infected with tuberculosis, and hog cholera and cattle tick have cost the producer anywhere from s100. 0.000,000 to $150,000,000 in a single year
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
Quite So.

You want employment and yet you can't do anything"
 "Sir, was reared to be lady
 That profession is slightly over crowded just now" responded the business man grimly.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
To Drive Out Malaria
 And Build Up The System

Take the Old Standard GROVES s TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know what you are taking. as the formula is Quinine and Iron in ;asteiess form. The Quinine drives out malaria. the iron builds up the system. 50 cents. Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

After woman becomes the wife of a great man she wonders what causes his greatness to evaporate.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

Barcelona, Spain, does a large busi. ness in the manufacture of paper drinking cups.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

A mans ideal figure usually has 6 dollar mark in front of it.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids; No smarting- just Eye comfort. Write for Book of the Eye by mail Free Murine Eye Remedy Co.,. Chicago
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

For genuine comfort and lasting pleas ure use Red Cross Ball Blue on wash day. All good grocers. Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

Beauty may be only skin deep, but it is nearly always effective.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

Keep Hanford's Balsam in your sta- ble. Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

The personnel of the British navy Is about double that of any other navy In the world
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

Truth may not be stranger than fic- tion, but it's great deal shyer.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

Many an ambitious man has been literally crowded to the front-in street car.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

Get it to the bottom of the affected part. Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

You would be dismally lonesome if everyone in the world were as good as ycu think you are.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

For thrush use Hanford's Balsam Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

Let's not gouge other people while carving out our fortunes.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

Some people are vain because of their imperfections.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

''I'' is the only letter in the alphabet of egotism.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

For wire cuts use Hanford's Balsam. Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

Made since 1846-Hanford's Balsam Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
REMARKABLE
 CASE of Mrs. HAM
Declares Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Saved Her Life
 and Sanity.

Shamrock, Ho.- "I feel it my duty to tell the public the condition of my
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
INTERNATIONAL. SUNDNSOIOOL
 LESSON

CBy E. o. SELLERS. Acting Director of Sunday School Course of Moody Bible Institute, Chcago)
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27
LESSON FOR MAY 30
BRINGS ARK TO JERUSALEM.

LESSON TEXT-II Samuel 6:12-19 and Psalm 24 Study all of chapter 6)
 GOLDEN TExT-I was glad when they said unto me, Let us go unto the house of the Lord.-Psalm 122:1
The Carlisle independent., 1915-05-27

oither Strenpth nor
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1915-05-15
Name was q Mistake.

The island Of Luzon, the principal
one Of the Philippine group, owes IT'D
name to mistake of Interpretation
on the part Of the early Spanish dis
coverers, according to Mr.. Kaloa, sec
rotary Of the Philippine commissioner
at Washington. There seems to have
been no name applied to the whole
island. as such. by the natives; each
tribe. such as the Tagalog, the Iloka
nos and others. designated only their
own particular territory.
"Luson' 10 q word In the TagaloR
dialect. and means 4 mortar, Such a3
.Eas used by the natives to pound up
their rice. The Spanish discoveries
Of the island. who sailed. not from
Spain. but Mexico, first encountered
the natives sQuatting before their NOR.
tars. pounding out their dinners. By
signs the Spaniards attempted to ask
them the name of the country. The
natives. however, mistook their ges-
lures for inquiries AZ to the name Of
the utensil they were busted with.
and answered "LuSon." 4 name THAI
han chung to the island ever sisce
y
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1915-05-15

Fellow named James Eads How has
come into : bic Of money in st. Louis
and intends to start newspaper foI
hoboes. How has done some hoboine
himself and he ID in earnest about the
project. We are thinking Of applying
for the position Of correspondent for
this town and just - sample Of what
we might do II turned loose we will try
our hand at letter:
L'Anse, Mich, May 10 Chicago Slim
passed through here Wednesday, a.
sisted by the sheriff's walkover.
There-Fingered Finnegan and Pitts
Red are house guests at Calaboose
Grange. They will remain about 10
days.
Atlanta Skunk. Buffalo Jack, Peg
Leg Pete and Cock Eyed Casey played
q thrilling foursome on the city golf
links Thursday. They teed off from
the rock pile. One Of our deputies
caddied.
Spongeface Skinner dropped off No
6 freight as It hurried through the
yards one day last week. Conductor
Gauthier dropped him. Spongeface
says he was never so insulted in his
life.
Dopey Burke gave US the cnce-over
Monday afternoon. He tried to sell US
the same old gold ring that he had just
found. He assures us that this burg is
on the Fritz.
Big Headed Jack and Cincinnati
Zimm are camping about two miles
down the line. They report good pick
ings.
A No left his monaker on the water
tank this week. Going north.
Whiskers Dana paid US a pleasant
visit Tuesday. He offered to stick
type for hand-out and two bits. We
offered to throw in bath. Whiskers
certainly can tear up the ground when
he is frightened.
Skinny Simmer is in bad again. He
was caught saving wood for guy just
back Of the depot. Kelly the Rake
threaten to croak him the next time he
lamps him. Skinny never belonged.
He even carries piece of soap. This
Is authentic. -Cushionfoot.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1915-05-15

OF Adoption Of Extension of L'Anse
and Huron Bay County Road.
At meetiong Of the board Of county
road commissioners held April IA, 1915,
on motion of Newman supported by
Lyons and declared carried by the vote
following. the following revolution was
adopted:
Resolved, that the county road
known as the ''L'Anse and Huron Bay
road" be and is hereby ordered extend
ed and adopted as a county road to in
clude all. of the heretofore anc now
known county road a. the "L'Anss and
Huron Bay road" together with those
parts of the L'Anse and Huron Bay
township roads from the south bank Of
Ravine river south and southwest to
where the Charles Hebard & Sons Inc.
logging railway crosses said road; ell
of which to be known and adopted a.
the "L'Anse and Huron Bay road" af-
ter due notice Of its adoption has been
given.
Yeas-Lyons, Newman and Co.'S
grove.
Nays-None.
MARTIN voErscH,
Clerk Of the Board Of County
I. 24-4 Road Commission
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1915-05-15
| Remember.

/ remember, | remember the
house where / was born, the lit
tie window where the sun came
peeping in at morn. You'd hard
ly know the old place now, for
Dad is up-to-date and the farm
is scientific, from the back lot to
the gate. The house and barn
are lighted with bright acety-
lene, the engine in the laundry
is run by gasoline; we have 81
los, we have autos, we have dy-
namos and things, a telephone
for gossip and a photograph that
sings. The hired man has left
as we miss his homely face-a
lot of college graduates are work.
ing in his place. There's an en-
gineer and fireman, a chauffeur
and a vet, Electrician and me-
ehanic, Oh, the farms run right,
you bet. The little window
where the sun came peeping in
at morn now brightens up a bath
room that cost Dad a car of corn.
Our milkmaid is pneumatic and
she's sanitary, too, but Dad gets
fifteen cents a quart for milk
that once brought two. Our
cattle came from Jersey and the
hogs are all Duroc, the sheep are
Southdown beauties and the
chickens Plymouth Rock. To
have the best of everything, that
is our aim and plan, for Dad not
only farms it, but he's a business
man. -E. F. Mcintyre. |
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1915-05-15

be, and q place to sleep at night.
To turn . little favor for q stran-
ger or q pal. to get q tender
smile from q youngster or a gal,
to grin with them that's grin
ming, and weep with them that
weep. to never mind my enem-
les and like my friends q heap. to
never hurt q woman's heart, mol
do q man q wrong-I ask fol
nothing else except-to drift and
loaf along.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1915-05-15

spring has made some successful eatct-
q.
Knute Knutson. Of Escanaba, IN
Wednesday disposed Of sixty acres Of
land ct the forks Of the Skanee and
Mission road to Fred Arino Of Gould
City. Mr.. Arino will start clearing
and cultivating the land soon.
Mrs. Elmer v. Nelson is recovering
from an attack Of the grippe.
Mrs. Meador o. Seavoy visited in
Ishpeming the first Of the week.
At the home Of Mrs. Arthur Biersch-
bach Monday evening, Miss Albertina
Duchenno entertained 33 Of her friends
in honor Of her 18th birthday. Gamer,
songs and music made the time fly and
. dainty luncheon was served.
See the shows ct the Pastime theatre
tonight and tomorrow night. A splen-
did place to spend few hours. -.adv't.
The Ladies' Aid will be entertained
ct the church parlors next Thursday
evening by Madames Jackson. Ander-
SON and whipple. s
Louis McQuinn, who hes been en-
ployed by the L'Anse Garage the past
two years. has rendered his resigns
ton to take effect June LIST aud will
leave for his home in Franklin Ind.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1915-05-15
The Knockers Greed.

Ibelieve that nothing is right.
I believe that everything is
wrong. / believe that I alone
have the right idea. The town
is wrong. the editor is wrong, the
teachers are wrong, the people
are wrong. the things they are
doing are wrong and they are
doing them in the wrong way
way anyhow. ! believe /
could fix things if they would let
me. If they DON'T will get a lot
of other fellows like myself and
we will have a law passed to
make others do things the way
WE want them done.
do not believe that the town
ought to grow. 1t is too big
now. / believe in fighting every
public improvement and in spoil
ing everybody's pleasure. / am
always to the front in opposing
things and never yet have ! adj
vanced an idea or supported a
movement that would make peo-
pie happier or add to the pleas
ure of man, woman or child. l
am opposed to fun and am hap
piest at a funeral. / believe in
starting reforms that will take
all the joy out of life. It's a sad
world and l am glad of it.
Amen.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1915-05-15
The Loafer.

They say tHAt / I'm worthless
and guess. at.least, ] ~, cause
kids and other peoples dogs
they all shinesup 10 me. While
decent men is scramblin' to nail
q dollar down ! spend the best
part Of my time in aimless ramb-
nm roun'. ! pity lots of well
dressed folks that cody pass me
BY, the weariness.t that's on their
Eps, the pain that's in their eye.
ii winter. just = corner near TO
Son1e one else's fire; in summer
1line ) patch Of shades the top
efndy desire. Agun. when fall
winds whistle. apole when fishes
Dite, three mesls, Or less fnesd