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The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09
Such a Memory!

They were all sitting around, tell
ing funny anecdotes. And they were
all good friends but two-the clever
est girl in the crowd and the runner
up for those honors. Those two hated
each other naturally. The cleverest
girl told humorous story, and it was
received with great applause. When
the laughter had ceased the deadly
rival said: "My goodness! That story
is at least forty years old" The other
one didn't blink. She smiled sweetly
and answered: what memory you
have, dear! Fancy remembering that
little story ever since you heard it the
first time.-Boston Post
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

Villa wants Huerta extradited---
probably to show his kind and loving
heart as ne did in the case of the Ari-
IONA murders. Mr.. General Villa
would soon make an honest boy" out
Of Huerta and he would know morn
ing, noon and night just where Huerta
was-he would be nicely wrapped in
the arms of mother earth. Wonder if
Governor Hunt would stir up interna-
tional warfare to help Huerta? Or
would he wait until he was bulleted,
billited and casketed into Kingdom
come and point with pride to his re-
grets
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

Tom Campbell, the republican men,
Der of the state tax commission, says
ne will resign his Office rather than do
nothing. 1t is not definitely deter
mined yet whether or not the COVER
nor's veto Of parts of the appropria-
ton bill will leave the commission
without funds 20 conduct the business
of the office; if such is the case Camp
bell ayers he will tender his resigna-
ton,
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09
NOW QUITYERKICkIN

To set and ordinary column of types
requires 10000 pieces of type. There
are seven positions in which each let
ter may be placed, and there are over
10000 chances to make transpositions.
In the sentence, "To be or not to be-
by transposition alone, it is possible
to make 5,759,O22 errors. After read
ing the above statement from a print
er's magazine, do you wonder why
sometimes you see an error in a news
paper?
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

ITO be or not to be- that's the
question that State Auditor Callaghan
is putting up to Attorney General
Jones. To be guided by the appro-
priation bill as emasculated by the
governors veto or wait for another
special session to straighten the mat
ter out. 1t may take third extra
session of the legislature to find out
whether the other sessions We're legal
or not
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

J. Peirpont Morgan was shot twice
by Frank Holt at his home in Glen
Cove, n. Y, last Friday. Holt had
been a German instructor at Cornell.
The fact that Morgan was financing
British supply contracts seems to have
furnished the motive Holt also left
dynamite boom in the wing of the
National capitol which did consider
able damage but injured no one.
Hollis humane ideas seem strangely
twisted when ne could deliberately
plan to murder. but did want others
TO do so.
Morgan's wounds are not consider
ed serious.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

Louis Eytinge, the life termer who
merely killed an old man on the banks
of canal near Phoenix a few years
ago, after the old man had befriend-
ed him. wants a pordon. Eytinge
made lot Of notoriety for himself
and Governor Hunt as one of the poor
unfortunates and seems to think it is
about time for him to go out and kill
himself another man. Such villianous
cattle should not be given considera-
ton.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09
Married in Albuquerque

Mr. James W. Hunt, manager Of the
Milton commissary was married last
week IN Albuquerque to Miss Carolyn
Wagner Of Chicago.
The young couple arrived in Flag
staff Monday morning and will make
their home in Milton.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

Winsor is now non-compos salary.
w. A. Moeur chairman of the Mari
copa county board of supervisors, has
been appointed to that position with
only Hunt and Attorney General Jones
standing for Winsor Moeur has al
ways been a wide gagged man and the
people may look for a square deal
Whether they vote the straight demo-
cratic ticket or not
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09
water.

Vice-President Marshall says there
is no need of building more great
dreadnaught battle ships because they
can so easily be destroyed by subma-
rines. The same arguments might ap-
ply to vice-presidents. There is no
use of going TO the expense of electing
some of them as they are so easily
destroyed by their silly talk.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

The government of the Uuited
States is having a hard time to keep
her best experts in war and war ma
terial. 1t was always thus in every
department of the government. Few
competent men could remain, because
either of politics or insufficient salary,
Only rich men can afford to work for
the government when they are really
capable.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

PorfiriO Diaz, former president Of
Mexico, died at Paris. France, Friday.
He had been complete master of the
southern republic for thirty-five siren
nous wears
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09
The Prescott Courier issued very

The Prescott Courier issued a very
creditable pictorial review of I he
main business houses and place of
interest in and around Prescott last
week. 1t was real interesting edi-
ton, but of course, it wasn't neces-
sary to print President Wilson's pic
ture on the front page, still it has
been intimated strongly that Col. Rog-
ers has democrating leanings.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

Lend your father The lawn mower
Why, certainly" said the new suburb
ante graciously. But he's early isn't
he? I haven't cut my own grass yet"
That's what pop said" replied the
neighbours boy. $50 he thought he'd
borrow the mower before you got it
out of order"
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

Flagstaff has received much credi-
table advertising over the state for
its plans of paving and street light
ing. When the work is completed. it
will receive more and better advertis-
ing both at home and abroad TIE
way to get things is to do things.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

District Visitor-And how are you
today, Mrs. Jones? The Patient
Not at all badly, thank you, ma'am.
The doctor is doing his best. I've told
him there will be nobody to pay him
unless | get we'll
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

The American authorities are warn
ing all Americans who want to leave
America to get passports. Many of
them get submarine passports regard
less of any mere scraps Of paper is
sued them.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

Mr.. J. II. Fleming, government in
spector of building sites for govern
ment purposes was in Phoenix last
week The Flagstaff Board of Trade
should invite him to Flagstaff to in
spect the promises along this line
made by Senator Ashurst. 1t would
amuse the people if they had to lower
their sights about seven years.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

1t will be great day for improv-
ments when Southern Arizona can
quit knocking the North long enough
for an all boost together sort of a
game. 1t does not help Arizona to
knock any portion of it. All Arizona
will benefit by right condition.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

Usually the man who says advertis-
ing does not pay is the kind that runs
a three line local once year, then
kicks several hundred dollars at mail
order competition.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09
Necessary Then

why, Tommy" exclaimed the Sun
day school teacher, don't you say
your prayers every night before you
go to bed ?"
Not any more" replied Tommy.
q ulster when slept in folding bed,
though"
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

1t is claimed that the "wets" put
one over on the "drys" at the christ
ening of the battleship Arizona, and
padded the bottle of Roosevelt dam
water so that it did not break. The
champaign bottle smashed as the ship
was dubbed" and slipped into the
water
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

"The Grand Canyon picnic contem-
plated by the editors next August will
be declared off unless the Mo1ui In
dams quit their foOlishness. from
twentyfour years ago Tombstone
Prospector.
Strange as it may seem the Moquis
never broke out strong enough to bite
an editor.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

The new county seat of Graham
county will be Stafford instead of Solo
knoxville. The election last week re-
suited in Stafford winning the election
fight over Pima by about 300 votes.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

Fourth of July was agitatei in
Flagstaff by safe, sane, moral and
financial carefulness. The spirit of
1776 was present but the spirits of
1915 were very largely missing.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

Phoenix is forming company of
home guards. This is to protect Phoe-
nix against Mexico and probably from
other counties in the state.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09
No Wonder

The street car conductor examined
the transfer thoroughly and said
meekly: This transfer expired an
hour ago, lady"
The lady, digging in her purse after
coin, replied: "No wonder, with not
a single ventilator open in the whole
car"
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09
Parade at Noon
Very Full

Extract from sentimental letter:
Last night | sat in a gondola on
Venice's Grand Canal, drinking it all
in, and life never seemed so full be-
fore"
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09
The Instinct Unborn

Isaac, if fortune vas to knock at
your door, what would you do"
"Sell her something's, father"
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

Little Robert-Ma, was Robinson
Crusoe an acrobat? Mother-I don't
know. Why? Little Robert--Well,
here it reads that after he had fin
ished his days work he sat down on
his chest.-Judge.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

Oscar X. Coll is acting secretary of
the Douglas Chamber of Commerce.
Coll should be able to deliver the
goods.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

1t don't make any difference how
dependent you are. independence Day
will come around just the same.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

Business is so good in this state
that the Wilcox bank was closed last
week by the state auditor.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

MexicoS greatest need now is few
brains and a heap of ammunition for
Stomachs.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

A. Z. Bone runs a restaurant in Arl
IONA. Between men you his menu
ought to be some steak.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09

Mrs. Homespun-What'll we con-
tribute to the minister's donation
party? Farmer Homespun-Wal, L
dunno, Hammer! Taters is way up,
pork is way up, fowl is way up
we'll save money by giving him
money.
The Coconino sun., 1915-07-09
Fruitful Combination

In New York a new teacher found
that little negro girl was named
Fertilizer Johnson.
"Are you sure Fertilizer is your
right name?" she asked.
eyes, ma'am," replied the little girl.
"Well, tell your mother to come
here" said the teacher.
The mother came the next day..
eyes, Fertilizer is right" she said.
"You see, named her after her faith
er and mother both. Her fathers
name is Ferdinand, and my name is
Liza, so we called her Fertilizer"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-08
WOMAN AND 10 MEN
CAUGHT IN DRUG NET
Actress Was Smoking Opium
with Negro-Two Alleged
Sellers Held for Trial.
Ten men and one woman were ar

Ten men and one woman were ar
rested by the drug squad yesterday.
Anna Williams, who says she is an
actress living at the Hotel Broztell,
was smoking opium with James Payne,
a negro, at his home, 20 West l3Sth
Street. They were held in $1,000 bail.
Four men we're smoking opium in a
room in an apartment house on West
Ninety-eighth Street Charles Wilson,
a waiter, Peter Marms, a laborer and
Michael Wolfe, waiter, were sent to
Bellevue at their own request by Magis-
trate Corrigan in the West Side Court.
The fourth prisoner, known to the
police as Buttons Larney, plumber,
had two jars of opium and two boxes
Of morphine in his pockets. He was
held in $500 bail.
Harold Rogers, a negro, of 40 Ryer-
son Street, Brooklyn, was captured on
West Thirty Street, charged
with selling heroin. He was held for
Special Sessions.
Joseph Thompson, Of "a West 131st
Street; Rollo Cowes, Of 52 East 1921
Street; John Sheehan, of 305 Columbus
Avenue, and Arthur Stossinger, Of s
West l0Sth Street, were also arrested,
charged with having drugs in their pos
session They were all held for trial.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-08
REFORMED CHURCHES.

At the Marble Collegiate Churcn
Fifth av. and goth st., DR.. Burreli VII
preach at II a. m. tomorrow on ne
fence Of Heresy," and at p, m OF
LET All the People Say Amen
At the Collegiate Church, west Enc
av. and nth st., at IL a. m to-uot'
row, the Rev. Dr.. William |. Chamber
lain, will preach. At 4:3O p m MI
Nichols will preach.
In Hamilton Grange ReformeG
Church, DR.. Paul Seibert Leinoacn vii.
preach ut ll:00 a. m. tomorrow OF
badges of Honor" and at 8;0o p m
in recognition Of Mothers Day Dr
Leinbach will speak on The lnnuence
Of the Home" Next Wednesday al
800 y. m. Mr.. Alfred Winn Will De
liver an illustrated lecture on "Ihe
Transformation Of Savages in lniano
South America"
The Mott Haven Reformed Churcn
that stood for sixty years at Inird aV
and 146th St, The Bronx, and that mas
been moved to a new site facing l4otn
St. will be opened for services to-mor.
row. DR.. W. H. S. Demarest, president
of Rutgers College, will preach the
sermon at II a. m. In the evening al
dresses will be delivered by Or. ). NJ
Hodson. pastor Of the Fordham Manor
Reformed Church, and by DR.. William
I. Chamberlain, secretary OF the boaro
of Foreign Missions, R. c. A.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-08
JUSTICE SELF-SLAIN
IN A JERSEY CELL
Charles g. Olah, of Franklin,
Faced Indictment for En-
bezzling Cash Bail.

Newton, y. j., May :. While several
witnesses were waiting here this morn
ing 70 appear against him before the
grand jury, Charles G.. Olah, justice Of
the peace, of Franklin, a prisoner in
the county jail on two charges of en-
bezzling cash bail, shot himself three
times through the chest just above the
heart. He died in fifteen minutes.
Where Olah obtained the revolver is
mystery. He was dsrobed and
searched Tuesday and again Wednes-
day. His only visitor was his wife,
who called at the Jail yesterday.
Olah was arrested on April 20 on a
charge of having embezzled $40 de
posted with him as cash security. He
furnished $500 bail.
The Justice was arrested again on
Tuesday on a charge Of misappropriat-
ing 500 cash bail. Olah, it is charged,
dropped the proceedings. The de-
PENDANTS, however, were unable TO get
their money back.
Bail on this second charge was fixed
at $1,000, which the justice was un-
able to furnish. He was locked up.
This morning Olah gave two letters to
a friend with instruction not TO open
them until tonight. They are now in
the hands of the county authorities,
who refuse to reveal their contents,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-08

Walter Duncan Buchanan's subJect TO-
marrow nj II q. m. in the Broadway
Presbyterian Church, Broadway anu
Hath st In the evening Dr. bu-
chanan's subject will be The Ne"
Heart"
Il was said that while the Harlem
New York Presbyterian Cnurcn was
using two buildings no grown II.
membership could be expected, ana Una,
was given as an argument agaihs'
union. Last Sunday, the second lot the
united church, six people, all sdults,
appeared before the session, ana were
received into membership.
At the Labor Temple, l4th st. ano
Second av., at p. m. tomorrow fro-
lessor William J. Durant will give
lecture on "War." Jonathan u DAY
superintendent, will speak at p. m
on "My Mother and Yours"
At the Lafayette Avenue Presby,
terrain Church, corner Of South oxford
St. Brooklyn, the minister. DR.. Charles
Carroll Albertson, will preach at lO:oo
q. m. on "a Persistent Seeker, ana al
7:45 p. m. on ain Him Was Life"
WELCOME to the Sailors Of Our Bat
tleships" will be the prelude to DR.. 5
Edward Young's sermon New Needs OF
Our Oft Moving People" tomorrow
evening in the Bedford Presbyterian
Church, Nostrand av. and Dean st:
BROOKLYN. "To-day's Ideal Mother
will be the subject of the morning ser
,-ira
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-08
CLEARY INDICTMENT
EXPECTED TODAY
Grand Jury Believed to Have
Five Others Ready, Including
Bill Against B. J. Fox.
IBy Telegraph to Ths Tribune. J


New City, n. Y. May THE Rock
land County grand jury did not bring
its expected indictment to-day against
William V. Cleary. former Town Clerk
of Haverstrsw, whose accounts have
been under investigation for alleged ir-
Irregularities during tn last two weeks
II may be handed down tomorrow, how
ever, as District Attorney Thomas
Gagan Old not have any Of the jury's
indictments dwrawn up in time to-day.
Supreme Court Justice Arthur s
Tomkins was assigned to the Appellate
Division TO preside over the grand jury
during the remainder Of Justice Isaac
y. Mills term.
Il is persistently rumored that an IN
dictment has been found against Cleary
for the alleged irregularities of $4,000
in his accounts which have been in
vestigated at the instance Of State Con-
troller Eugene VI. Travis. Cleary was
acquitted of Staying his-in-law, Eugene
Newman, a few months ago. It was
through the influence of the Haverstraw
Taxpayers Association that the present
investigation was instituted.
Bernard J. Fox is believed 70 have
been indicted with Cleary. Fox was
an eye witness to the Newman murder
and was indicted for perjury two
months ago. He testified that he did
not know where the revolver was with
which Newman was killed, but admitted
later that he had given it to his wife.
He is now under 5000 bail. When last
heard from, Cleary was in Atlantic
City.
Although no definite official informa-
ton was forthcoming yesterday it was
understood that six indictments would
be handed down tomorrow, all growing
out of the Cleary case.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-08
OPPOSE THAW JURY TRIAL
Attorney General Asks Appel
late Division to Prevent It.

Decision was reserved yesterday by
the Appellate Division on the appli-
cation Of Attorney General Woodbury.
for a writ Of prohibition 20 prevent the
carrying out of Justice Hendricks or
der granting a jury trial on the ques-
ton of the sanity Of Harry X. Thsw.
The trial has been set for May Il.
Il is possible that the decision OF the
Appellate Division will be handed
down before that date.
In the brief submitted by the At
torney General he argued that Justice
Hendrlck dld not have authority TO call
q jury 20 hear testimony and decide
the question Of Thaw's sanity. Mr..
tombstone, Of the District Attorneys
staff, also argued against the jury
trial.
John r. StAnchAeld, for Thaw, filed
brief in which he upheld the action
of Justice Hendrick, arguing that the
latter was acting within his legal dis
erection in calling jury trial.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-08
IN EPISCOPAL CIRCLES.

At the Church of the Ascension, 5th
av. and 10th St, DR.. Percy Stickney
Grant, rector, will preach at IL a. m.
on Does God Take Vengeance At
y. m. Gauls THE Holy City" will
be sung. The Public Forum will be ad
dressed al p. m. by Alfred f. Smith
on The State Government as a Prob
lem of the Constitutional Convention"
On next Thursday. Ascension Day, the
Bishop will visit the parish at p. m.
to administer the rite of confirmation.
The new Holy Rood Church, Episco-
pal, at l79th ST. and Fort Washington
ay.. Washington Heights, will be opened
tomorrow morning, Bishop c. S. Burch
officiating. DR.. Stuart Crockett, rector,
and other clergymen will assist.
At the Church of the Transfgura-
ton, East Goth st, between Fifth and
Madison avs, the Rev. DR.. George
Clarke Houghton, rector, confirmation
will be administered by the Bishop at
4 p. m. tomorrow. The Rev. William
Davis will preach at 8 p. m.
The service of conservation OF the
Chapel OF the Intercession, Trinity
Parish, recently completed at l55th ST.
and Broadway, will be held on May 25
AT lCsoO a. III. ms Date Is tuesday oil
Whitsunweek. Bishop David II. Greer
will preach the sermon, and the clergy
Of Trinity Church and other preachers
OF Trinity Parish will be in attendance
Invitations will later be extended TO
all the clergy of the diocese.
Tomorrow at Old Trinity the Rev.
DR.. William T. Manning will preach at
II a. m, the Rev W. B. Kinkaid will
preach at $3.50 p m. and the Rev. Ed
mund Sills will preach at s p. m.
At the Church OF the Holy Com
munion, goth st. and Sixth av., the Rev.
Dr.. Henry Mottet, rector. the Right
Rev. Dr. Charles S. Burch will preach
at II a. m. confirmation service) and
the rector at 3 p. m. (children's SER
vice. and S p. m.
The Church OF the Holy Apostles
will begin tomorrow evening a series
Of services for the summer evenings,
modelled somewhat after the Pleasant
Sunday Afternoon services of the
Church of England. These will last
forty-fve minutes and will be evan
gelistic in character. The hymns,
prayers and sermon will be grouped
about and interpret q central theme.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-08
General Items of the Week.

Az tbe Church of the Divine Pater-
ritv Central Park West and 18th St,
Tho Rev. DR.. Frank Oliver Hall Will
nreacb at II a. m. on "StandardiZing
Greatness" A memorial TO William j:
Tingue will be unveiled, with oriet
address by Dr. Hall and special music
nv the quartet under the direction OF
J. Warren Andrews, organist.
At the Broadway Tabernacle, Broad
wav and 56th ST., the Rev. Or. Cnaries
E. Jefferson, pastor, will preach ae
both morning and evening services To-
morrow
Don c. Shelton, president Of the Ma
tional Bible Institute, will speak at the
Institute headquarters building, 2l4
West 35th St, at 3:45 p. m. tomorrow
on Sowing for a Harvest Large ana
Sure" The Manhattan Gospel Hall
Chorus will sing.
The outdoor evangelistic meetings OF
the National Bible Institute, which De,
gan in March, will be carried forward
on a greatly extended schedule, begin
ming Monday. Meetings are being
held at noon and at night and on sun
day afternoons at crowded centres or
the city. The general direction Of the
outdoor meetings is in charge OF
company of business men OF Wnieh
Frank H. Mann is chairman; Inc
general director Of the Institutes cam
paign this summer is John \: Wolf. IL
is expected that 1900 outdoor evan
gelistic meetings will be held.
The American Tract Society will eel
citrate it's ninetieth anniversary next
week. The exercises begin with the
annual sermon, which will be preached
tomorrow at II a. m. upon the invita-
ton Of the Society in the Fourth Pres
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-08
BAPTIST

Al the First Baptist Church. Broad
way and 10Th St, the Rev. DR.. |. NJ.
Haldeman's subjects tomorrow will be
as follows: II a. m. THE Shining Life
and The Living Word; p. m, THE
Sheep of Christ; or, Can Those Only
Be Saved Who Have Been Elected and
Chosen of God Beforehand? Is Final
Unbelief Proof That the Unbeliever
Was Never Elected How Is II Posi-
bic To Be Assured of Salvation ?" The
Sunday evening evangelistic services
in thic church are marked with power.
A cordial invitation is extended TO all.
The Rev. Joseph W Kemp, Of Edin-
burgh, will preach tomorrow morning
and evening at the Calvary Baptist
Church, and will conduct the Friday
night prayer meeting next week.
At the Central Baptist Csurch, 92d
ST. and Amsterdam av, the Rev. Or.
Frank W. Goodchild pastor, will preach
tomorrow at IL a. m. on "The Souls
Thirst, and It's Satisfaction" In the
evening DR.. Goodchild will give the
second IN his popular course on For
gotten Comma dments"-"Thou Shalt
No. Judge
F. 5. buchanan, professor Of classical
phi,ology, University of Michigan, who
has spent the last seventeen years
studying the old Bible manuscripts of
Europe, will deliver an illustrated lee
ture on The Morgan Manuscripts" to-
morrow evening in the Washington
Heights Baptist Church, l45th 81. and
Convent sv. At the morning service
Mothers Day will be observed. White
carnations will be given away. The
Rev DR.. Harold Pattison will have as
his subject "The Family Hearth"
Mothers Day will be appropriately
observed in the Young Mems Bible
Class OF the Fifth Avenue BAPTIST
Church to-morrnx AT Q.4n m