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Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

| CITY NEWS ITEMS
A large line Of trunks an suit cases
at Henle Bros. harness store. adv.
Stones Sootless coal-guaranteed
to please. adv.
Mrs. J. E. Cole has had as her
guest this week Miss Nellie thinner,
of Swanville.
PURITY SOOTLESS "The Best of
Best by Actual Test. Lampert Lum-
Der Co. advtf.
If you have never had photograph
that just exactly suited you, why
don't you try the Voss Studio. =? adv.
Misses Anna and Mabel Nelson
were among the Benson young people
who attended the dance at the Morris
armory Monday evening.
The Voss Studio has just purchased
a new lens, one of the highest priced
lenses on the market. This will be
big improvement. adv.
Wanted-Girl for general house
work, no ASKING required. For parti-
culars inquire Of Mrs. C. B. Syl-
wander. advtf.
The population of Morris was in
creased by the arrival of a good
looking young lady at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. S. Ludenia last Fri
day.
Mrs. John Ortman is suffering with
a case of blood poison which is affect
ing one of her fingers. Although the
case looks serious it is thought amput-
alton will be unnecessary.
Mrs. M. G. Tryon, of Salem, Ore
gon, and Mrs. L. E. Campbell and
daughter. of Montevideo. are visiting
old trends here. They are the guests
of Mrs. J. E. Cole.
Eye-sight restored. By DIR. Bro
kaw eye specialist at Krueger's drug
store, Morris the 9Th and 7th of every
month. Painful head and eyes made
painless. Prices always lowest. adv
Word received here from Mark
Watson, who has been working for
the Winnepeg Paint and Glass Co. at
Saskatoon, conveys the news that he
has now been promoted to general
salesman at the factory at Winnepeg.
Harry Ouigley has the foundation
laid and some of the superstructure
up for his new livery barn on the lots
north of the Grove-Lee garage. The
barn will be 5Ox54, and Mr.. Quigley
promises all the comforts of modern
horse home.
R. L. Emery has resigned his posi-
ton at the Lund jewelry store and
left Monday for Grantsburg, Wiscon-
sin, where he will open store of his
own. He has made many friends in
Morris during his stay here and they
will be pleased to learn of his decision
to engage in business for himself.
Three big headliners in the moving
picture world are coming to Morris
Sunday evening when they appear al
the Orpheum. Mary Pickford is the
leading lady with Ernest Truax and
Owen Moore, in prominent parts in
that delightful comedy drama of so.
ciety. love and the great out doors.
The admission is 10 and 20 cents. adv
Tonight The Trousdale company
will present the four act comedy
drama "The County Sheriff. 80 This
play has good plot and lots of funny
comedy. 1t is the story of the early
days in Missouri and the play in which
Nat Goodwin made one If his frs
successes. There will be band uset
in the last act. New specialties a
usual and the same price 25c. adv
The many friends of Miss Bessi
Quigley will be surprised and please'
to learn of her marriage at her home
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

If you have never had photograph
that just exactly suited you, why
don't you try the Voss Studio. :? adv.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

Buggy tops repaired at Henle Bros
harness shop. adv.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

Misses Anna and Mabel Nelson
were among the Benson young people
who attended the dance at the Morris
armory Monday evening.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

The Voss Studio has just purchased
q new lens, one of the highest priced
lenses on the market. This will be a
big improvement. adv.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

Wanted-Girl for general house
work, no " ashing required. For parti-
culars inquire Of Mrs. c. B. Syl-
wander. advtf.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

Ed. Yarger went to the cities or
Monday and from there will 60 tc
Chicago and then to Florida, where he
will look after MIR. Yarger's land in
terests there.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

The population of Morris was in
creased by the arrival of a good
looking young lady at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. S. Ludenia last Fri
day.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

Mrs. John Ortman is suffering with
a case of blood poison which is affect
ing one of her fingers. Although the
case looks serious it is thought amput-
alton will be unnecessary.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

Mrs. M. G. Tryon, of Salem, Ore
gon, and Mrs. L. E. Campbell and
daughter. of Montevideo. are visiting
old trends here. They are the guests
of Mrs. J. E. Cole.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

The many friends of Miss Bessie
Quigley will be surprised and pleased
to learn of her marriage at her home
in Litchfeld Wednesday afternoon.
The man of her choice is Mr.. Ernest
Westerberg, a young man who is in
the drug business at Alexandria. Mr..
and Mrs. Westerberg will 60 to house
keeping at once at Alexandria. Harry
Quigley, brother of the bride, was
among those from out of town who at
tended the wedding.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

1t is certainly pleasant surprise
to learn that JAP-A-LAC, the fam
GUS floor finish and furniture rejuven-
ator, is sold by HOGAN DECORAT-
ING COMPANY. adv.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

Harry Ouigley has the foundation
laid and some of the superstructure
up for his new livery barn on the lots
north of the Grove-Lee garage. The
barn will be 5Ox54, and Mr.. Quigley
promises all the comforts of a modern
horse home.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

R. L. Emery has resigned his posi-
tion at the Lund jewelry store and
left Monday for Grantsburg, Wiscon-
sin, where he will open store of his
own. He has made many friends in
Morris during his stay here and they
will be pleased to learn of his decision
to engage in business for himself.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

Eye-sight restored. By DR.. Bro
kaw eye specialist at Krueger's drug
store, Morris the 9Th and 7th of every
month. Painful head and eyes made
painless. Prices always lowest. adv
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

Word received here from Mark
Watson, who has been working fol
the Winnepeg Paint and Glass Co. at
Saskatoon, conveys the news that he
has now been promoted to general
salesman at the factory at Winnipeg.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

DR.. and Mrs. Muralt returned to
their home at Ada Monday after a
brief but pleasant visit at the home
of Mrs. MuraIt's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. N. Vinje. in this city.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

William Richards has added a new
Ford automobile to his livery and
garage equipment. The new car ar
rived Monday and Mr.. Richards has
already made number of successful
trips.
Morris tribune., 1915-04-23

James Griffith was among the Nor
ris people who looked after business
matters in the twin cities the latter
part of last week. He returned Tues.
6av morning.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
Sittino Cross Leuaed,

The next time you ride in a street
car notice the number of people who
sit cross legged. 1t has been estimated
that four-ffths Of them do. Probably
you do. A prominent London physician
has investigated the habit, and his adj
vice is don't sit cross legged" He
states that the prime objection to the
habit is that the return dow Of blood
is stopped at the knee, the result be-
ing that the veins in the leg swell up.
AS all of the weight is thrown to one
side of the body. the under leg is like
~ to go to sleep. The body should be
equally balanced. Much crossing of
the legs is also dangerous in that 1t is
likely to cause lopsidedness. The
limbs should be allowed to rest easily,
so that the flow of blood is natural and
the body equally balanced.-American
Boy.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
Two Rules of Life.

Here is a man whose guiding princi-
pie is hate. He is forever trying to
punish somebody for some real or fan
cied grievance. He will spend money
and thought and time to bring confu-
sion upon some one whom he chooses
to regard as an enemy, money and
thought and time which he might en-
ploy in advancing his own fortunes or
in nobler effort. When he succeeds In
his end he seems to take a brief salts
faction in his work. but he does not
impress US as q happy man. He o o
s'orgets all about the punished enemy
md casts about for a new one to pun
lsh. When he fails in his end and his
enemy escapes or Furnishes him he is
very much cast down.
One advantage Of taking the diamet-
really opposite passion to the one this
mar has selected as your guiding prin-
ciple of life is that even when you lose
YOU win.-,Columpas Journal.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
Both F0R SOLDIERS.
Prices England Had to Pay In the Past
For Army Recruits.

Prices England Had to Pay In the Past
For Army Recruits.
At one time the system of Offering
hinge money bounties was quite a fea-
ture of army recruiting in Great Brit
ain. Prior to the %peninsular war, how.
ever, the amount Of the bounty had been
reduced considerably, but the wastage
in human material caused by that war
raised the bounty again, and from f13
to f16 was n common price right up to
waterloo year." when it dropped to
Z guineas.
The stress Of the Crimean campaign
also caused the war Office authorities
to open wide their purses. and so we
find that in 1855 the price of a cavalry
man was E10. while an infantryman
received e less. All manner of ruses
were tried II tempt men to remain in
the service. and they were even offered
money for every spent shell {sixpence
for a large one and fOurpence for a
small one) that they brought to the
commanding officer of artillery.
Even in recent years war has forced
us to offer ample money prizes to keep
military units up to strength, certain
~reservists receiving EGO each for re
joining the colors In 1893, while soon
after the South African wal the short
service men were tempted to remain
serving by the offer of from f10 to
f15 each.-Dundee Advertiser.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
uow's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case Of Catarrh that cam
not be cured bv Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY 81 CO., Toledo, O.
We the undersigned, have known F.
j. Cheney for the last Is years, and be-
lieve him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE,
Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internal
~, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces Of the system. TesN
monials sent free. Price &c cents per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
PULLING Out Posts.

The trick OF lifting oneself by ones
beet straps mag aappreear s:fa
cult. but a machine has been built
which does that. 1t is intended to pull
out piles which have been driven In SO
firmly by a pile driver that they cannot
be pulled up by ordinary means The
machine Is clamped to the top OF the
pile. which It grips firmly and auto
matically. Steam is supplied through q
hose. The steam lifts q heavy weight
in the machine and lets it drop sudden
Nv. BY an arrangement of levers the
force OF the blow. instead Of being
downward on the top of the pile, is up
ward. 800
The main difficulty in pulling up a
pile is to get 1t started, but a quick Sc
ries OF these blows soon starts the pile.
The machine keeps knocking 1t up until
it moves easily, when no more prog
ress can be made, and the pile must be
lifted out with ropes.-Saturday Even
ing Post
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18


In its report Of the death last
week Of MI. Hugh Colgan, father
Of Dr.. Il @. Colgan III this laeA,
the Tyndan Tribune says -
"Hugh Colgan was Of ssasdy
Scotch Irish stock. Ha was born
IA Vermona county. Ireland, april
&. 1847. III 1867 the Colgan fam
ily lslt the Emerald Isle and came
10 America, locating near Free
port III. Inl873 Mr.. Colgan de.
zcided to seek bis fortune in Dako-
-, and in March of that year he
reached Yankton, rear which place
l ! . coupie OF years
snd then located on i homestead
in Bon Homme county where be
residsdssndtii.his death.
on JInss fh 1851; Mr. Golgan
and Miss Lottia BAlbaf H4re ns,if-
"a 10 Wedlock. Five cl,ildirsessf
were horn to thia nnion Mrs.
Msfy Lsaop, Of White Earth,
Mimi. Lewis 6 Of geo slana
Waiter, Of Lnsk, Wyoming, ana
Ear, 81 TyndaH. Besides the del
voted vile and children who Al,
nut to mourn his death he Is alst
survived by FIVE brothers and I've
sisters, they being f. B.. n. n.
IRoberts 7. r and b I. Colgan
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
No Need to Climb,

1t was a very wet night, and theslast
omnibus was full inside when the con-
ductor asked, Twill any gentleman ride
upon the top to oblige a lady?'
There was no response, so the in
CURRY was repeated. But again there
was no reply.
At last one of the male passengers re-
marked, Are you sure she is a lady
and not a poor woman?"
"Oh. yes. she is a lady" said the con-
duct0r without hesitation.
"a well dressed lady?" again asked
the passenger.
Eyes. S thorough, well dressed, fash
ionable lady" said the conductor.
Then / should think she can afford
to take a cab home" said the passen-
ger.-London Mail.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
OBITUARIES

Walintyn Jonas, WHO lived ten
miles south of Scotland, passed
away very suddenly last Wednes-
day, Feb. 10, under rather unusu-
al circumstances. On that day he
came to Scotland to attend to
some business and to make pur-
chases in the store. That after
noon bis team walked into the
farm yard at home with Mr.. JON
as dead upon the seat of his bob
sleigh. He had been seen by
neighbors six or seven miles from
town apparently all right, but be-
fore arriving home some one saw
he was leaning over III the seat.
1t is thought that he must have
died somewhere between two and
three miles from home while re-
turning from Scotland. Rheuma-
tism Of the heart is thought to
have been the cause Of his sudden
death.
Mr.. Jonas was born in 6 rmany
Feb. 2, 1854, and a sixty-one
years and eight days old at the
time Of his death. He left Ger
many in, 1872 md settled in Bon
Homme county where he has since
resided.
Those Of the family who survive
him are his widow, two sona, Jo-
sept, who lives near LOOMS, and
johU living six miles southwest Of
Scotland and three girls-Mrs.
Hannah Woodcock, Mrs o. R
Winters and. Mrs. Helen Jones-all
living in the vicinity of the old
home.
The funeral services at the grave
were conducted by Rev. John Kaye.
Pie remains were laid to rest in
Rosellil cemetery.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
STREETS OF CHRIsTIANIA.
The Most Tastefuliy Designed of Any
Capital In Europe.

SdPildt III EuToPSs
Christiania is probably the most
tastefully laid out capital of any state
in Europe. Paris itself not excepted.
1t owes it's foundation entirely to King
Christian Nv. of Denmark, from whom
ii takes it's nume. who in or about the
year 1923 decided to erect for himself
n new capital on the opposite side Of
the river to Oslo.
The whole of the main streets of the
city run at right angles and are ex.
tremely wide. Indeed, it would hardly
be an exaggeration to call them squares
rather than streets. For the most part
the architecture is rather heavy in de-
sign, but the clear air that comes from
the iords tends to give the whole place
q tone of lightness that it would other.
wise lack. !
The river Aker contains a wonderful
series of waterfalls in the upper
courses some little distance from the
city, where practically the whole Of
the necessary power for the ever grow
ing manufacturing quarter of the Nor
wegian capital is generated. This
quarter is rather vigorously restricted
to the suburb of Sagene, on the north
side Of the city. since town planning is
something more than a mere name in
Norway.
The royal palace. which was bnilt
by Christian w., is a handsome build.
ing of rather unattractive architec.
ture.-Manchester Guardian.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
StruaqIe to Hide the Truth.

What makes you insist on always
dancing with that girl? You know you
dance badly"
That's true replied the determined
youth. II think a lot of that girl. If
I dance with her instead Of letting her
sit down and watch mt at a distance
maybe l can keep her from seeing
what a fearful dancer I really am
Washington Star.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
A lapse Of Memory.

The minister, who was a reformed
policeman, said to the bridegroom. who
stood trembling. with his pailbearer
gloves on:
do you. Algernon Smith. take this
young woman to be your lawful wed
ded. wife in sickness and in health. for
better or for worse, till death do you
part? Remember, anything you say
will be used against you."-Chicago
Post
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
Arabic Alphabet.

The Arabic alphabet has twenty-nine
letters. each of which is written differ
emily. according as it stands alone or.
in combination with other letters. at
the beginning. middle or end of a
word. To learn the alphabet. there
fore. means to menorize 4x29-116
different signs.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
all Of Tyndall, Mrs. j. F. Ream,
of Liberal, Mo, and Mrs. Hattie
Barber, of Caputa, s. D."

Mr.. Nicholaus Serr, Sr. died at
his home in the south part of town
this morning, from a stroke of
paralysis that he suffered about
two weeks ago. Mr.. Serr was
born in South Russia in 1880, be-
ing at the time of his death about
eighty-five years of age. In 1874
he came to this country, locating
on q homestead eighteen miles
moi Invest of Yankton, and about
five miles north OF the present
town of Tabor. Here he resided
until 1891, when he retired from
the farm and moved into Scotland
where he resided until his death.
He married Miss Regina Herman,
who survives him. Six children
were born to them, A girls and 2
boys, all of whom are living.
They are Mrs. Henry Gall, of
Scotland ; Mrs. Andrew Schatz, of
Martin, N. D.; Mrs. Mike Goehr.
ing, of Douglas county; Mrs.
Fred Hirscb, of Trip; Mr.. Jacob
SER, of Butte, Neb,; and Mr..
Chas. SER, of Upham, N. D.
Funeral services will be he'd in
tle Congregational church either
on Saturday OF Sunday.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18

Judge Dimock, of Memo, was
II town Wednesday.
Jos. Bainbrldge made a business
rip to Yankton Wednesday.
O. A. Bonebrale was here from
Sioux City over Sunday and was
unable to get home until Tues lay
on account Of b%lockades.
DR.. leighton, ann Dir. Berry, Of
| s'sts aal performed d opreratsio
Tuesday, on the ell ven year old
son of Mr.. and Mrs. Wade Ding
man, for appendicitis. The little
boy is aow recovering nicely.
Thomas Watchorn came from
Nebraska last week and is helping
his brothers aud mother to pre-
pare for moving TO that state. He
will tax. six OF the horses back
with him, driving overland, and
the farm machinery and house
hold goods will be shipped.
|Shortly before the death of Mr.,
Robert Watchorn, the farm here
was sold and a farm purchased in
Nebraska, aud the family will
movr about the first Of March.
Edwin Stark, of this place, ami
Arthur Of Tsipp, went TO Dubuque
last week to attend the funeral Of
their grandmother, mother Of Mrs
Louis Stark. They expected to
set home Sunday night, but got az
far as Lesterville Sunday after
noon when the tram could proceed
no farther on account Of the block.
ade south Of Scotland, and had to
go back to Elk Point and go around
sby Canton. The boys were held
i'm j fI~esteryiiiiiie until the early train train
Tuesday morning.
A basket hall team from Yank-
I'm came to Scotland last Sasur-
day and played the high school
teantih here, the local team winning
BY ! score 81 lS % "A. On ac-
tt x 20. .Efat ss~%TTs 2. sNs @ -
eouiat 81 the storms the Yanktor
team VAS nnable TO 60 home. and
were ield here until Monday
night. III the hopes that they
might regain their lott honors al
other game was pulled off Monday
evening which resulted more die.
aatronsly than the first, the score
being 5 to SO il favor Of the Scot.
land boys.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
Dancinu.

The art or exercise of dancing can
be traced back to the early Egyptians.
who ascribe that invention to their god
Thoth. Beyond a doubt dancing is
much older than history. 1t began in
connection with religious rites and
was performed in honor of the deities
that We're worshiped.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
Fatal EIattery.

Art Connoisseur-Where did you get
hold Of this daub? Friend-I picked it
up in a studio, said something nice
about it out of politeness, and the
artist gave it to me. Art Connois-
seur (sadly)-You can't be too careful.
Judge.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
A Ready Compliment.

~" sNSNSy -"
She-Some day l want TO show you
our family tree. He Cooking at her
admiringly)-I should like to see it. l
am sure it must be a peach.-Somer-
vile Journal.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
The Difference.

There is this difference between a
watch and business-that you wind up
the first to make 1t go and that you
wind up the second to make 1t stop
Philadelphia Ledger.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
Politeness.

"How do you like your new music
masterY
HE is a very nice, polite young man.
When I made a mistake yesterday he
said. Pray, mademoiselle. why do you
take so much pains to improve upon
Beethoven Paris Figaro.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
looking on the Bright Side.
lanauaue Mixed.

.gThat," said the physician, as he ex-
amined the lump on the mans neck, lis
the remains of an old boil that started
to come and then became encysted
there
"Well," said the unlettered patient,
lit sure has encysted on stayin' there
Chicago Post
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
The Rriaana.

Pullman Porter-Boss. 20 sho' am
dusty, Passenger lresignedly,-Wef,
you may brush of about a nickers
worth. Judge.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-02-18
MUzzLED THE PRESS.
Sir Roger L~'Estrange Was the Worst
Censor In History.

ITO iu t1IShStys ..rr
The seyerest press censor of which
English history bears record was Sir
Roger L'Estrange. This worthy was
appointed to the post in 1868. and he
threw himself whole heartedly into his
duties. According to c. Is. Royiance
Kent. ''he suggested that the number
Of master printers in London be reduc-
ed from sixty to twenty. that printing
offices be subject to inspection and
have no back doors and that in addi-
ton to the ordinary reasonable and
seditious publications culprits convict
ed of small infractions Of the law be
condemned to wear some visible badge
or mark Of ignominy, as a halter in
stead of a hatband, n stocking blue
and another red, a blue bonnet with a
red letter T OF S upon it."
But L'Estrange went further. He
was opposed to newspapers altogether.
because the reading of them makes
the multitude too familiar with the
actions and counsels of their superiors.
too pragmatical and censorious and
gives them not only an itch, but a kind
Of right and license to be meddling
with the government" All newspaper
criticisms. on the government were
vigorously suppressed during his cen.
sorship. Indeed. he succeeded so eff
fectively in muzz1ing the press that
"his majesty said several times he
wondered how it could be done."--
London Chronicle.
looking on the Bright Side.
Somebody passed a counterfeit dol
lar on old Uncle Nose. which nearly
broke his heart. Weeks later he relat-
ed his troubles to his employer. "Ah
done glib up lookin' fer de man whut
gimme it." he said. "Ah reckon it ain't
no use tryin' fer to find him" We'll.
it looks pretty good for Il counterfeit"
market tie other. Why don't you
try to get rid of it?' yes. sab: yes,
sab. Sho' does look thataway. Some
days All think mase'f it's good. Guess
.Ah'l jes' wait fer one of EN- good
days In jes' pass it erlong.'-Argo-
naut.