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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

Cleveland has new municipal in
novation that is certainly UNIQUE.
It is. in the form of municipal
"kick" bureau, and should be of
great aid to all who desire to express
their dissatisfaction anent condi-
tions. Not many cities are as con-
siderate of ''kickers. - 1t is barely
possible that when registering COM
plants is made SO convenient. how
ever, that Cleveland will be literally
''kicked'' off the map.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

If the time ever comes when it
will not be necessary for governments
to either prepare for or engage in
war, there will be vast improve
ment in general conditions When
the strength and energy of all ma
tions is turned exclusively to con-
structive labors, the progress and adj
vancement of man will undoubtedly
be something to marvel at. ~.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

The United States department. of
agriculture has started a campaign
to encourage various sections of the
country to plant trees and shrubs
with view of identifying the land
scape. Nature dealt kindly with
this country in the way of natural
beauties, but there is no doubt but
what improvements can be made.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08
The Spring Elections.

Numerous cities and villages of the
middle west held their municipal
elections last Tuesday, and the no.
license forces made substantial
gains. In Illinois IS out of lO2 coun-
ties voted dry, and 100 saloons were
voted out of business. Twenty-one
cities in Wisconsin changed over
from wet to dry, including the
city of Superior, In Minnesota An
Okla, Brainerd and Fairmont were
among the largest places to join the
dry ranks. Following is the result
of the elections in Minnesota: ~ ,5
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

The rate expert of the Nebraska
railroad commission, while testifying
at the Interstate, commerce commits
sion hearing of the western freight
case at Chicago recently, presented
figures intended to show that the
roads were generally prosperous, and
averaged in earnings more than 6 per
cent. The railroads should secure
the services of this chap, as they are
evidently overlooking some profits.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

The Panama canal earned So, 1926,
1872 during the first six months of
operation, and shippers must have
been saved several times. that
amount. The canal also adds to the
strength and efficiency of the Ameri-
can navy, as the battleships can now
easily pass from the Atlantic to the
Pacific.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

Governor Hammond displayed good
Judgment in retaining Chas. E.
Vasaly of Little Falls on the state
board of control. Mr.. Vasaly has a
creditable record as a public servant,
and was entitled to reappointment
Numerous democrats were opposed to
him, but no one accused him of not
being efficient.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08
sermon that impressed all who heard

Communion services and commune
ion were conducted in the Swedish
Lutheran church by it's pastor, Rev.
DR.. Peterson, who delivered an i'm
pressive sermon. The choral num-
bers were excellently rendered, and
the sacred edifce was filed. i
The German Lutheran church
commemorated the resurrection in
most fitting manner, and services
were held on Sunday and Monday.
Rev. Eugene Ali conducted the
exercises, and his sermons were APP
propriate and eloquent.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08
Instinct and Reason.

The term instinct is supposed to
refer to the intelligence which leads
to the performance Of actions thaty are
adaptive in character, but pursued
without necessary. knowledge Of the,
relation between the means employed
and the ends attained, while reason"
is9suppOsed to be aware Of such knowl-E
edge and to work accordingly New.
York American. ass
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

A ST., Louis heiress recently ex-
hibited rare Judgment by spurning
various offers of marriage from titled
Europeans, and accepted instead a
Woodworking American named
Jones, who is sovereign in his own
right, and the peer of any titled
European subject.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08
+ So
Short on Intellect,

With 600 juniors at the university,
a self appointed com mittee of jun
iors is putting on dance for which
tickets are 81 and the attendance
limit is 100 couples. 1t is very evil
dent that these particular Juniors
have inherited more of dads money
than brains and their idiotic attempt
at exclusiveness gives color to the
unfortunate charge that the q. is a
rich boys school, Anoka Herald
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

1t is safe to assume that the man
who was convicted of murder and
imprisoned in less than tWenty-four
hours after the crime was commit
ted, was not er-burdened with
wealth.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

General Villa Was forced to post
pone operations for a time last week
as he had no aviator. Senior Villa is
determined to keep abreast Of the
times
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08
Fairest and Huskiest Is Right.

Spring may be a little backward,
but it is the only thing in which
Minnesota is backward. She is the
greatest bread and butter state in
the Union, ditto corn state, ditto
mineral state. ditto fresh air state,
not to mention vegetables, pork and
democrats. All lids off to the Min
nesota maiden-fairest and huskiest
in the constellation !-Fairmont SEN
tine]. -.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

The weather man may be trife
SLOW, but he eventually catches up
with the procession. He now ad-
mits that it was late spring.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08
He Will Not.

The Redwood Falls Gazette opines
that ut is a painfully short step
from the pessimist to the pest. tt
is no step at all, as all pessimists are
pests. Princeton Union.
1t is evident that in Redwood Falls
and Princeton the pessimist will not
be missed. Mort hfeld News.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08
tary of state expires.

Fred B. Lynch, leader of the state
democracy, has been appointed to
membership OIL the state highway
commission, and is about as capable
a member of the party of Jefferson
as could have been named.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

Numerous steel plants are resum-
ing operations throughout the
country, and indications are brighter
than ever for a healthy business
revival. The country at large will
certainly welcome it when it comes.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

but the gentle spring is not here
already yet. OF course it is a safe
and wise precaqtion to lock up poets
or near-poets at all seasons of the
year. --StillWater Gazette.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

The freak fashions of Paris have
been killed by the war spirit, and it
is to be hoped that they are never
revived.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

At last we know what oblivion is.
The Winnebago City Enterprise says
it is the place where William Jen-
nings Bryan will get off at and re-
main after his term of office as secre-
tary of state expires.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

Coal has dropped so cents a ton,
but the ice market is firm, with an
upward tendency.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

1.-The tightwad is generally free
with his opinion,' philosophers a
paragrapher. But usually the opin-
ion is not worth ten cents on the
dollar.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

The individual who speaks we'll of
all his fellowmen is either extremely
altruistic or exceedingly clever.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

Reports are that all rules of civil
lied warfare have been violated. But
what is civilized warfare?
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

The man who said that most pleas
ures are halts in the journey of life,
undoubtedly knew whereof he spoke.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

The cheerful liar with a fish story
to tell is due to arrive soon.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08
OPINIONS OF EDITORS
Onward and Upward.

Onward and Upward.
A New York judge has ruled that
a man is entitled to his wife's
wages. Onward, valiant sutfra-
gettes !-Wabasha Herald.
~., Now Is the Time.
Now is the time to spring your
road drag, says the Little Falls
Herald. Yes, and the time to drag
your spring road, too.-Little Falls
Transcript. -
A Gentle Slam.
The truth is heard in the Mime
sofa house once in a while. The
other day the members used the pet
name ''wind bag' in addressing each
other. lie Sueur News. j 49,
Must Be Leak Somewhear.
In spite of Uncle Sans restriction
on drugs, we note that the big
dailies continue to print their usual
number of pipe Dreams --Winnebago
City Enterprise. .'. .... '
r. Already?
The federal trade commission is
even in its earliest infancy attract
ing the attention of those who be-
lieve that every line of human en-
deavor needs investigation. Belle
PLANE Herald. -- ..-.
- 1.
Sound Advice.
Vice President Marshall's cure for
''jingoisn'''s is a good one. ut is
to place the. advocates of war in the
front ranks of the army. This GER
tainly would be sure cure. -Chaska
Herald. r e1@@
$50
III. Entirely Possible. 49,
A public speaker says women are
now wearing their gowns upside
down. So we presume the decolet-
teness of the former gown is to be
blamed for the present briefness of
skirts. Redwood Gazette. HI
An Inhuman Judge.
Speaking of woman's rights, a
Judge in Aurora, H., has decreed in
a certain case that the husband
must permit the wife to warm her
feet on his back till the warm
weather comes. Lake Crystal Union.
5 t5sa 55.S tsEt 55=st ~
]..E4
But It Is Here:
Because a poet was arrested and
sent to Jail, the Princeton Union
says spring is here. Tt may be ready
to spring upon US at any moment,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

"Brewery Workers Oppose Prohi-
bition,' reads headline. Amazing
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08
Entirely Possible.

A public speaker says women are
now wearing their gowns upside
down. So we presume the decolet-
teness of the former gown is to be
blamed for the present briefness of
skirts. Redwood Gazette. .4
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08
Sound Advice.

Vice President Marshall's cure for
..'''jingoism','e is a good one. 1T is
to place the advocates of war in the
front ranks of the army This GER
tainly would be sure cure. -Chaska
Herald. =, -.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08
An Inhuman Judge.

Speaking of woman's rights, a
Judge in Aurora, ILL.,. has decreed in
a certain case that the husband
must permit the wife to warm her
feet on his back till the warm
weather comes. Lake Crystal Union.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08
But It Is Here.

Because a poet was arrested and
sent to Jail. the Princeton Union
says spring is here. It may be ready
to spring upon US at any moment,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08
Already?

The federal trade commission is
even in its earliest infancy attract
ing the attention of those who be-
.lieve that every line of human en-
deavor needs investigation. Belle
PLANE Herald. ~ 49,.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

OH"dIU dItQ OpWdlU.
A New York judge has ruled that
a man is entitled to his wife's
wages. Onward, valiant sutfra-
gettes! -Wabasha Herald.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08
A Gentle Slam.
Must Be q Leak Somewhear.

In spite of Uncle Sam S restriction
on drugs, we note that the big
dailies continue to print their usual
number Of pipe dreams. --Winnebago
City Enterprise. ~'.. 81. a.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-04-08

Now is the time to spring your
road drag, says the Little Falls
Herald. Yes, and the time to drag
your spring road, too.-Little Falls
Transcript.
Mohave County miner., 1915-03-13
27,5OO$ in One Small Lump.

A chunk of gold ore weighing 1O4 pounds and assaying almost 80 per cent of yellow metal was taken out of the Sugerman mine at Sonora, Cal, this week. The mine, according to advices from the property, has run into an ore body with bonanza values and thou sands of dollars are being taken out in ribbons and sheets of crystallized gold. The mine is one which has had history of producing sensational values, but the big chunk of almost solid gold taken out the past week broke all records. .--- Financial News.
Mohave County miner., 1915-03-13

The Arizona Copper Company is grad ually increasing its production as the demand for copper increases, having produced 300 tons more the past month than any month since the slump came. It is said that the homogeneous of the Arizona Copper company and the Detroit Copper company of Morenci have under consideration a raise in wages. All the good news is occassioned by the fact that copper has risen in price gradually until it is now close to the 15c. mark and while the demand is still light it showsIconstant signs of strengthening Clifton Mining Journal.
Mohave County miner., 1915-03-13
Ten Years Misery Ended.

J. T. Chambers, merchant, Jonesboro, Ark, writes: Foley Kidney Pills cured me of ten-year standing case of rheum- atism. I suffered miserably. A friend told me of being cured; so used them, and they cured me, too." Most middle aged men and women are glad to learn that Foley Kidney Pills afford way to escape sleep disturbing bladder weak ness, backache, rheumatism, puffiness under eyes, stiff and swollen joints, and other ills attributed to kidney troubles. H. H. Watkins.
Mohave County miner., 1915-03-13
Get Rid of Lingering Colds, Coughs
 and La Grippe.

Spring finds many afflicted with lingering, hacking coughs that weaken the system. Slush and wet cause more colds than zero weather. Group, bron- chitis, and pneumonia are prevalent. Every family should have safe and re- liable cough medicine ready for use. Foley's Honey and Tar Compound con- tains no harmful ingredients. It eases a cough, checks a cold and relieves in- famed and congested membranes. It clears the air passages and soothes in fammation. H. H. Watkins.
Mohave County miner., 1915-03-13
This--and Five Gents!

DON'T Mss THIS. Cut out this slip, enclose five cents to Foley & Co.,, Chicago, H., writing your name and address clearly. You will receive in re- turn trial package containing Foley's Honey and Tar Compound, for coughs, colds and croup; Foley Kidney Pills, for pain in sides and back, rheumatism, backache, kidney and bladder ailments; and Foley Cathartic Tablets, a whole some and thoroughly cleansing cathartic especially comforting to stout persons. H. H. Watkins.
Mohave County miner., 1915-03-13
Notice for Publication.
Serial No. 0l938S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR

Serial Mo- Ol936S.
 DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
 U. S. LAND OFFICE AT
 Phoenix. Arizona, March 5, 1915. Notice is hereby given that Joseph Banages of Owens, Arizona, who on October IA, 1912 made Homestead entry. No. 0l93sS for WIZ SEA, Sec. IS; WIZ NE14, Section "A, Township 15 N, Range 13 w. G G&S K B & M Meridian, has filed notice of intention to make five year Proof, to establish claim to the land above described, before Anson H. Smith, U. S. Commissioner, at Kingman. Ari- zona, on the l4th day of April, 1915. Claimant names as witnesses: Juan Olea, of Hillside, Arizona, Juan No of Owen, Arizona, John Ward, of Kingman. Arizona Irwin Blakely. of Kingman, Arizona.
 THOMAS F. WEEDIN,
 Register First insertion March 13-10 April.
Mohave County miner., 1915-03-13

The recent rise in zinc has given an added value of about 11$ per ton to the content of the Tennessee ores. The mine is in splendid shape to produce and with better grade of ore the com pany is sure to make greater effort than ever to output largely of the zinc lead values. The lower level is being opened up through the ore bodies and within few months stopes on that level will be opened to allow of an added output.
Mohave County miner., 1915-03-13

Colonel Ferris, the well-known min ing engineer, says that he looks for other Vultures to be developed in the vicinity of that famous mine. His opinion is and should be reliable, for he has been intimately acquainted with this district for about forty years.- Wickenburg Miner.
Mohave County miner., 1915-03-13
Notice for Publication.
Serial No. 0l9775. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, TT e ANrn nEEJCE AT

Serial No. 019775.
 DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR,
 US. LAND OFFICE AT
 Phoenix, Arizona March 5, 1915. Notice is hereby given that Richard Banegas, of Owens, Arizona, who, on November l, 1912. made homestead entry, No. O19775, for NW4SW4, E1aSW14 Sec. 12; NE14NWA, Section IS, Town ship 15 N Range 13 w. G & S R & Meridian, has filed notice of intention to make five year Proof, to establish claim to the land above de- scribed, before Anson H. Smith, U s. Commis- sioner, at Kingman. Arizona, on the 14th day of April, 1915.
 Claimant names as witnesses: Juan Olea, of Hillside Arizona, Juan Noli, of Owen Arizona, John Ward, of Kingman. Arizona Irwin Blakey, of Kingman. Arizona
 THOMAS F. WEEDIN,
 Register. First insertion March 13-10 April.
Mohave County miner., 1915-03-13
Proper Treatment For BiIiousness

For long time Miss Lula Skelton, Churchville, N. Y., was bilious had sick headache and dizzy spells. Chamber lain's Tablets were the only thing that gave her permanent relief. Obtainable everywhere.
Mohave County miner., 1915-03-13

There was born to the wife of Rosco Stephens, last Sunday, March T, baby boy. Mother and child are getting along nicely and Rosco is bragging of the new boys cowboy qualities already.
Mohave County miner., 1915-03-13

SITUATION WANTED-By competent engineer. Experienced on gas engines and hoists, steam pumps, and gas mak- ing. First class letters. Address E.. G. S., MINER office.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-05

Managers Of the day are likely to
have more picturesque careers thar
their predecessors. Usually this in
~dispensable quality of adventure pre-
men into the vineyard Of the drama.
But that quality should not In the
least deprive them of their value as
theatrical heroes. What could cor
respond more exactly TO the needs of
romance than the sight of these heroes
settling down after their youthful
storm and stress in the restful haven
Of art?
Uhe final apotheosis used to be a
popular feature of all the plays Of an
carrier day. and there could be no
more stirring sight now than the final
'ableaux which should show the man
ayers enjoying the rest from their
early struggles amid all the glories
that are supposed to attend the life
OF the successful e%ntrepreneur in the
theatre. Fawning dramatists endeav-
"ring to further the production OF
their output. obsequious actors await
ing the seal of recognition which Sc
lection by this or that great irpresario
osstows, less successful colleagues
cooking for a share of the great ones
rrosperity--these should be some Of
the features Of the final scene Of
these plays which should he devoted
Il" the proper exhibition Of the great
managers beginning wherever they
might require the scene to BE- laid.
Whether OF not the success Of the
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-05
WIT OF TWIN PLAYWRIGHTS.
Fun nnd Wisdom From >iamese
Who wrote THE Last Laugh"

What is the funniest situation in
the world"
zone that : dead serious
What is the funniest possible
joke"
cone that is really no Joke at all,
but the absolute truth
win you Illustrate what YOU mean
10y giving me AN eNampe from The
Last ~I.aughY'".
Certainly. Taxi the remark ot
Dr. Francis to EHD'Hid after the
young lady has uttered a lot Of platl-
tudes on the subject "f ]cugeni,s.
The young surgeon asks the girl
ii she knows what the greatest scIcn-
I nc II sCuyrrN Of the twentieth cen
fury is. az curse. she DOESN'T know
for EU0CHid has not specialized in sci
enCe. but in something much more I'M
purtant-.u being a disCunCrrling,N
pretty and attractive grl, >" Dr. FRAN
els tells her:
1.-THE greatest scientific discovery
of the age j. that people 'Hu 'kid'
Themselves The laugh tina follow
this line IS aways a thouehtfu, laugh,
for every one recognizes Is truth. II
is the greatest discovery Of the time.
for II explains nearly all great m!s-
axes. II explains the war. Why does
"A soldier leave home and all that he
lnves-to give up his life on a battle
field for "A cause he doesn't understand?
II is because he has 'kidded' himself
into thinking he ought To, We an de- t..
ana We all know We do, When W.
were l6 and could not marry the
pink checked girl on the next block
BECAUSE she would not have us - uY
some other trivial reason We knew
our life was blasted, hut now, when
We contemplate, without emotion. ,hat
same girls half dozen noisy children.
we know We We're Kidding ourselves.
When We say we de- not care about
money. We are kidding ourselves. no
say that love is everything j. To- kid'
curse YES, for love depends on lif.. and
life on bread ana butter. and bread and
butter on money, and love Frequently
interferes with money ana We have
what the doctors call "a vicious circle
And, by the way, the physicians
avail theselves of this Il scuvery
oftencr than any other class of pr h.
fcsslonal men, They find that ma
ut their patients have 'kiddrd' Thorn
selves into believing themselves SEEKER
than they really are, Immediately the
doctor kids them into a notion thai
they are better already, and he begins
10y this method to effect a cure befor,
the first dose of medicine has been adj
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-05
BROOKLYN THEATRES.

The Montauk Theatre will open for
the season tomorrow when SEWN &
Co. present Under Cover" direct from
It's run at the Cort Theatre, Manhat-
tan. In the company VIII he Rockcliffe
Fellowes. Florence Malone. Hubert
bruce, w. r. Randall, Mildred Barrett
Ann Paystone, Bruce Gilmore. Adrienne
Bonnell. Dorothy Carothers. Harry
Crosby and others.
The Majestic Theatre, Brooklyn, will
open on September IS with Otvor
Murosco's production Of peg q My
Heart with Florence Martin in tn"
tit. e role. other attractions To he seen
there this season will he "ENperience, -
"Tu-uight's the Night "a Full
House" sinners" THE Bubble. The
Natural Law" and "A Pair Of SILK
Stockings
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-05

The vogue OF the by gosh drama is
one OF the c~uriosities of the American
theatre. Analogous to IL seems only
the vogue OF the German folk plays
Of Angengruber and the Austrian
pLaywrights who wrote their pieces in
the dialect Of the mountains to the
confusion Of all foreigners who fat
tered themselves that they had any
hold on the German language. Eng
land provides no analogy to these
peasant pieces.
But the ,bncolic dramas never lose
their popularity here. 1t is by no
means certain that in this community
THE Road to Happiness" which met
with such success nj the Shubert The
atre on Monday, will make as many
friends as the play has elsewhere. New
gosh play, although shore Acres" ran
here for a year. II had the advan-
tage of the presence Of James A.
Herne just as the representations Of
The Old Homestead" were for years
directed by the presence OF Denman
Thompson.
But an examination OF the records
would show hat there has rarely been
a time during the past thirty years
in which there has not been u bucolic
play to interest the public. The Road
to Happiness" is a good example of its
kind and it has the delightful partlci-
patton OF William Hodge in the lead
ing role. So the vogue of the by gosh
piece seems for a while longer certain
To continue.