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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-22

Mrs. Birkinbine returned from q
visit in Mitchell Tuesday.
Mrs. Dimmock and daughter. of
Memo, were in town Tuesday.
A little girl was born to MI. and
Mrs. George Behl last week We'd
nesday.
MI. and Mrs. Louis Stark spent
Sunday with their son and daugh-
ter in Tripp.
G. F. Wittmayer and family, Of
Tvipp, spent Sunday here at the
home of his parents.
John Stoller came from Hosmer
Saturday to look after business
matters here for q few days.
June Cass, who has been play
ing with the Yankton ball team,
was here this week visiting his rel
atives.
Mrs. Frank Shindler fell from
the porch at her home Tuesday
evening striking on her wrist and
sprainlng it quite badly.
Mr.. Edgar Dix and wife left last
Thursday for an auto trip to Mott,
N. D., and expect to extend their
trip to the Yellowstone Park.
Have you tried the new kind of
summer fuel sold by the Goodridge
Call Co. Nothing better for q
quick fire. Try it.-Adv.
DIR. Leighton accompanied Mrs.
J. T. Smith to Chamberlain last
Sunday where she will remain for
a time and take treatment at the
sanitarium.
Mr.. LATE Whitney, of Huron,
was in town last Saturday estab-
fishing an agency to handle Bea-
die county real estate for the Rich
ards Loan & Trust Co.
George Richardson of Kalama-
zoo, Mich, passed through here
Tuesday. He was formerly a sales
man for a crockery house and in
the early days of the town was a
frequent visitor to Scotland.
Miss Christina Dilger of Yank-
ton, visited at the home of her un-
Gle Postmaster Falkinberg, last
week. Miss Frances Falkinberg
accompanied her on her return and
will spend a month in Yankton.
Jos. Wanek came from Vermil-
lion Monday where he had been,
visiting his daughter. He says
both the Missouri and the Yer
million rivers rose about eight
feet after the rain Saturday night.
Mrs. l. II. Leighton and baby
and her mother, who has been Wis
iting here for several weeks, left on
Wednesday for the latter's home in
. Chicago. Mrs. Leighton will visit
there about six weeks unless the
doctor repents and goes after her
sooner.
Mrs. Jas. Blair arrived from
Lead last Monday evening to visit
her mother, Mrs. B. B. Cobb; her
brother, W. A. Cobb ; and her sis
ter, Mrs. VIM. Logeman. It is five
years since she last visited here,
and during that time she has spent
two years in California.
Yankton and Scotland ball clubs
crossed bats on the local grounds
yesterday. The final score wat
Ito O in our favor. Schlick ano
Doyle did mound duty. Scotland
got four hits to Yankton's three
Scotland's lone tally came in tn,
third when Huffman got a clea,
two. Dagger with two on. Keep
nick was run off third by Huffman
A dispatch from Rapid City o
July 18th records the death o
Hugh Gum, ST., which occurred
at the home of his son in Rapil
City. Mr.. Gum was born il
Scotland about eighty five year
ago. He came with his parents t
Canada where he grew to man
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-01-02
INDIANS HAVE BIG DINNER
At RESERVATION MISSION
221 RED PEOPLE TAKE PART IN
NEW YEARS FESTIVITIES
YESTERDAY.

In point OF size. IL not otherwise,
the greatest New Years dinner held
in this part of the country yesterday
was the big spread at the Presby-
terian mission on the reservation
where a total OF 22l participated in
the task Of demolishing enough food
for a regiment Of hungry Belgians.
Robinson Minthorn was boss" Of
the dinner and Albert Minthorn serv-
ed as chief Of the reception commit
tee. Three tables were served and
there were 25 white people among the
guests.
At the conclusion Of the dinner the
Chairman announced, through Rev.
Cornelison as interpreter that speech
es would be made by John Crow. Mr..
Barber and others. The audience was
doomed to disappointment as far as
Mr.. Crow was concerned but a talk
was made by Mr.. Barber.
For the dinner an entire beef was
served and among the other items on
the menu were 125 pounds of salmon;
100 pies, six dozen cans of fruit; 120
loaves of bread and other items.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-01-02
EASTERN OREGON EXHIBIT
PLANNED FOR PANAMA EXPO
$1,000 HAS BEEN PROMISED TO
CARRY PLAN THROUGH
TO COMPLETION.

II plans as made now are carried
out Umatilla, Morrow, Union, Wal
Iowa, Baker. Grant and Gillian coun-
ties will maintain an eastern Oregon
exhibit in the oregon building at the
PanamaPacific exposition in San
Francisco and this exhibit will be in
charge of two men. With the excep-
tions of Grant and Gillian counties,
all OF the above mentioned counties
have already agreed to appropriate
$1,000 for the purpose OF collecting
sending and maintaining the exhibit
The plan is to have two represen-
tatives from each county in charge
of the exhibit at various times, each
man to be on hand for a period Of
six weeks and then giving way to an
other man from another county. Some
Of the counties Of the state are main
tanning separate exhibits and the cost
is, therefore considerably heavier.
The county courts and commercial as
sociations of eastern Oregon decided
that a better exhibit at less cost
could be gathered If they would COM
bine their efforts
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-01-02
CLARK SAYS HE WON'T
BE \ 1916 CANDIDATE

WASHINGTON, Jan. 2-SpeakeI
Clark discussed the legislative situa-
tion with President Wilson and told
him he expected the administration
program would be finished without
an extra session Of congress.
The speaker told the President the
rules committee planned to bring in
a special rule for considering the pro-
posed constitutional amendment for
woman suffrage on January 12 and
he expected a vote the same day.
Speaker Clark said he had not dis
cussed with the president recent pub.
lished reports that he would be can
didate for the presidency in 1916. He
said he was not candidate.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-01-02

atheistlc as we have been led to be-
lieve. II is true that the intellect
uals' OF France, thearistocraey and
the leaders OF literary circles have
manifested little interest in organized
religion But among the great mass
IS OF the people. which. after all.
make the France as 1t will go down
In history. Il is likely the typical pop
ular adherence to religion exists.
However, no nation can have a
surfeit OF religion, provided II does
not rise in hypocrisy or opportunism
or expediency, II II is not with
France case of "the devil was sick.
the devil a monk would be-" human
ity is TO be congratulated.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-01-02
SLOGANS OF SUCCESS

Burning words" warm up no en-
thusiasm when they are merely "hot
air"
The "live wire" also makes the best
man to charge" with responsibilities
Opportunity seldom knocks at the
door of a "knocker:"
No mistake Is an absolute calam-
ity II the maker only profits by 1t.
Opportunity never wastes much
time sitting around warming a chair
at pool game.
Success, mainly, Is knowing enough
TO keep away from the lines of work
you'd be a failure at.
They never rise to opportunity"
who waste the morning in bed.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-01-02
CURRENT THINKING
FRANCE GETS RELIGION.
ATLANTA Constitution. )

tAtlanta Constitution
An interesting report that has come
from the scene Of conflict in Europe
is to the effect that tribulation has
shaken the proverbial French skepti-
cism submitting for la a sentiment of
religion.
II that development shall prove to
be accurately reported and not mere
ly ephmemeral. the holocaust win not
have been without its compensations
TO France. Already there have been
other compensations. in the suppress
sion OF the liquor traffic in Russia
and France, and its lessening in Eng
land Now, II religion shall spread
IN France as a result OF the war. the
historian viii have something 10 mark
up 10 the credit Of the militarists.
II is doubtful II France, as a ma
ton. ever has been as agnostic or
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-01-02

Hypocrisy and falsehood come very
natural with some Of our tories. After
yelping for months
True TO Type about "spineless di-
plomacy" the news
papers OF the aforesaid element with
some exceptions Of course, howl just
as loud because Of President Wilson's
firm demand on England for justice
for American shipping. In other
words they jeer no matter what the
administration may do. The servile
tory newspaper has no more 9atrio-
tism than a louse. II il had il would
be unsuited to its present task
which is to assail and besmirch Will
son and Bryan as much as possible
so as to hamper them in the task Of
governing this country in behalf Of
the people and not in behalf Of priv
ilege. The bootwipers for plutocracy
know their business.
SSSSOS-SSS
Marion Jack and VIII Moore have
a right TO charge Judge Lowell with
insincerity and
"The Only Crime OF double dealing
The Water Board" in connection
with his bogus
campaign TO see that the water board
is composed only Of qualified mem
bers
Judge Lowell started with the pro-
fession that TO allow members TO serve
who were technically disqualified had
a bad moral effect on the community.
That was well enough. But he did
not play the game through except
with reference 20 the two men who
had been staunch and true for the
gravity water system. When the DR..
Best case was in court Judge Lowell
laid down" 70 use a slang phrase,
though according 10 the common sense
construction Of the law DR.. Best was
the most disqualified man Of the
three. Since the November election
Dr. Best's disqualification has been
complete. Yet though he promised to
bring proceedings Judge Lowell after
much backing and squirming has fl
nally refused 20 do so and to cover
up the weakness OF his own position !
INDUCED in cheap abuse Of Mr.. Moore
and Mr. Jack.
Judge Lowells attitude and his own |
words give thorough proof Of the
charges this paper made many months
ago 10 the effect the attacks on the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-01-02
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
HEROES OF AMERICA.


. BY Joaquin Miller-Referring I
. to the men whose deeds are to 4
. be celebrated by the approach 4
= ing exposition in California.
. o perfect heroes Of the earth, I
. That conquer'd forests. harvest 4
set
= o sires. mothers Of my Vest
= How shall We count your proud 4
. bequest?
= But yesterday We gave us birth; I
= We eat your hard-earned bread Z
= today,
= Nor toll nor spin nor make re-
q gret,
. But praise our petty selves and I
. say
= How great we are. We all forget 4
= The still endurance Of the rude 4
= Unpolished sons Of solitude. Z
. What strong. uncommon men Z
y were these,
= These settlers hewing to the Z
q seas,
. Great horny-handed men and 4
= tan;
. Men blown from many a bar Z
ren land
. Beyond the sea; men red Of Z
. hand.
. And men in love. and men in z
. debt.
= Like David's men in battle set; Z
. And men whose very hearts Z
= Who only sought these woods I
y to hide
= Their wretchedness, held in the I
= van;
. Yet every man among them 4
. stood
. Alone, along that sounding 4
q wood.
y And every man somehow a man. 4
. They push'd the mailed wood 4
= aside.
. They toss'd the forest like a toy, 4
. That grand forgotten race Of 4
= The boldest band that yet has 4
. been
= Together since the siege Of 4
= Troy. 4
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f8. Kuchcinski, Martin, Deceased
Mary KuchcinsNi, L~Necutrix.
10. Fitzgerald, Michael, Deceased.
Amanda Fitzgerald, Administrator De
Bonis Non With Will Annexed.
Eleventh Day, Friday, May q, 1915.
so. Ellington, Wesley Grant, Deceas-
ed, Sam S. Rutan, Administrator.
81. Young, John c., ST., Deceased,
Lena Young, Executrix.
80. Snyder, George W., Deceased,
Chas. r. Creasey, Administrator.
50. Jung, Christine, Deceased, Eliza
beth Jung, Executrix.
"a. May, Samuel j., Deceased.
Claude c.. Marquis, Administrator.
IS. Bear, Mary A. NJ, Deceased,
Charles NJ. Bear, Administrator.
sc. Curtis, Lewis, Deceased, Annie
Curtis, Executrix.
Twelveth Day, Saturday, May %,
1915.
81. Hart, Ira Elmer, Deceased, Edith
Hart, Administrative.
SO. Fletcher, George B., Deceased,
Lucy A. Fletcher, Executrix.
SO. Rodekohr. Emma, Deceased, Ed
ward j. Rodekohr, Administrator.
80. Williams, Joseph B., Deceased,
Margaret Ann Williams, Executrix.
81. Bush, Willie A., Deceased, Sam
uel l.. McBurney, Executor.
80. Vaughan, John W., Deceased
Elizabeth Vaughan and Edmund II.
Vaughan, administrators with win
annexed.
SO. Hampton, Ben. F., Deceased, Lu-
einda Hampton, Administrative with
viii annexed.
Thirteenth Day, Monday, May "a,
1915.
"a. Oliver Martin, V. B., Deceased.
Margaret Oliver, Executrix.
50. Bacon, Kate NJ, Deceased, David
R. Mitchell, Executor.
SO. Day, Joseph, Deceased, Ambrose
A. Day, Executor.
o. Johnson, Clara NJ, Deceased,
Henry C. Chiles. Pub. Adm.
SO. White, Catherine, Deceased, ROY
White, Executor.
80. Green, Randall, Deceased, Henry
G. Chiles, Public Administrator.
100. Hulver, Mary, Minor, Edward
Hulver, Curator.
l01. ~Bodenstab, Mary, Minor, Ed
ward Hulver, Curator.
102. Walkwitz, Margaret, Deceased.
Samuel Walkwitz, Administrator.
103. Waters, Dionysius j., Deceased.
James P. CHM, Surviving Execctor.
lO4. Brakeman, Edward A., De-
ceased, Magdelena Brakeman, Execu-
triX, Arthur Brakeman, Executor.
/ hereby certify that the above is q
true copy of the docket for the May
term, 1915, Of the Probate Court Of
Lafayette County, Missouri, as set by
the Judge of said Court.
STEPHEN N. WILSON,
Judge of Probate.
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SURE HARBlNaERS OF SPRING
Not tho DaHodil, but the Sports That
Belong to the Season, Herald
Its Coming.

1t is a tribute to the "eternal child
talrying all his lifetime in his heart
that each grave and reverend senior
Of Yale pays in the spring when for
a day he rolls a hoop and flies a kite
and shoots a marble in a ring and
plays mumblety-peg and jackstones
and every other game that is older
than the Petrie papyri or Amenho-
tops tomb.
1t is the baseball, not Shake
speare's daffodil, that comes before
the swallow dares and takes the
winds Of March. Every sufficient
patch between the lingering SHOWS
is an anxiously watched and swampy
harbinger of games of one-old-cat,
a potential theater of fierce argu-
ment between the umpire and the
batsman, the latter having always the
advantage of a bludgeon in his hand.
You can tell it is spring, not by
the first emergenee Of the snowdrop
upthrust in whiteness amid the yell
low green of the new grass, not by
the purple exclamation points Of the
crocus or the embryo blossoms out
tracing the bay window-not by these
things, but by boys kneeling in
brown mud and playing the cueless
billiards Of the ground.
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RECRUITED IN UNIQUE WAY
English officers Used Somewhat I'm
usual Method in Raising East
Indian Regiment.

An interesting story is told of The
way the Thirty-sixth Sikhs, which SC
distinguished itself in the Trial
campaign, was raised. Its formation
was intrusted to Col "Jim" Cook
and Capt. II. R. Holmes, and the
methods adopted by the last-named
officer were somewhat unique. Given
Il few men Of the Fourteenth and
Forty-ffth Sikhs, Captain Holmes
found a difficulty in obtaining re-
cruits for the new corps. Eventually
he went to Loodiana, a fruitful re-
cruiting ground, for the purpose Of
looking for men himself. Each time
he entered a village he challenged
the local wrestlers and competed
with them on the understanding that
all he beat should join the new regi-
ment.
Although some of the native
wrestlers beat Captain Holmes and
the members Of his party, most of
the %challengers gave in. The result
was hat in four months he had got
together by this very strange method
the finest batch of native infantry
hat ever stepped. Tit-Bits.
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PURE MILK WILL
SAVE THE BABIES
M. U. Professor Says Intestinal
Diseases Among Children
Increase in Summer.

AHIOilB OHlIuIeH
Increase in Summer.
Not all the deaths during sum
mer are due to rocking the
boat" This is the time of year
when the greatest amount of in
testinal diseases, and consequent
death, occur among babies and
little children,
When asked the cause of this,
Doctor M. P. Ravenel, professor
of bacteriology and preventive
medicine at the University of
Missouri, said that many of the
disorders of the digestive tract,
such as dysentery, diarrhea, and
cholera infantum, we're due to
dirty and spoiled milk.
"Much of this dirt" said Doc
tor Ravenel, comes from the
stable and is made up in large
part of intestinal discharges of
the COW herself. In some cases
disease germs, like tubercular
bacillis, the germ of foot and
mouth disease, garget and septic
sore throat, come directly from
the cow into the milk. During
the summer, however, diseases
of the digestive tract most pre-
valent in children, which cause a
large death rate, are often
brought about by an excessive
number of ordinary germs found
in the intestinal tract of COWS,
many of which bring about rapid
souring and decomposition of
the milk with production of poi
sonous products.
"Udders and TANKS of COWS
should be cleaned and moistened
before milking. The mixer
should have clean hands and the
milk can be cleaned and ster-
ilized where possible.
milk which is used in manu-
featuring ice cream should have
the same care. Ice cream made
from pure ingredients is a whole
some and nutritious food for
even young children, and it's use
should be encouraged. 1t is now
largely used also by GONZALES
cents with the best of results.
1t should always be remember
ed that good work done in a
dairy may be spoiled by careless
handling of the milk in the
home"
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NOTICE OF STOCKHOLDERS
MEETING,
OF Lexington Savings Bank, Lex
ingtOn, Mo.

OF Lexington Savings Bank, Lex
ingtOn, Mo.
Notice is hereby given to all stock
holders of Lexington Savings Bank,
Lexington, Missouri, that a meeting of
the stockholders of said bank is called
to be held in the Directors room of
said bank on
WEDNESDAY, THE 18th DAY
OF JULY, 1915.
from ten o'clock a. M, to three o'clock
p. m. of that day. Said meeting hav-
ing been called by order of the Board
of directors of said bank, at a meeting
of said Board of Directors held at said
bank on Wednesday, the 9th day of
May, 1915, upon petition of the own
ers of a majority of the stock of said
bank asking such meeting to be call
ed, for purpose of voting on PROPOSE
ton to increase capital stock of such
bank, from $4,000 to $4,000, and this
meeting is called for the purpose of
voting on the proposition to increase
the capital stock of said bank from
$4,000 to S75. 900, and to authorize
the issue of stock for such increase of
$4,000 capital stock.
Dated this 9th day Of May, 1915.
WALTER B. WADDELL,
President.
ATTEST:
F. LEE WALLACE,
Secretary.
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PUBLIC ADMINISTRATORS
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that by vir-
tue Of an order of the Probate Court Of
Lafayette County, Missouri, made on
the 9th day of July, 1914, the un-
dersigned, Public Administrator in and
for said County, has taken charge OF
the estate Of Rovella Nelson, deceased.
All persons having claims against
said estate are required to exhibit
them to me for allowance within six
months after the date of said order
or they may be precluded from any
benefit Of such estate, and if such
claims be not exhibited within n wear
from the date Of the last insertion Of
this publication they will be forever
barred.
Given under my hand this 2sth day
Of April, 1915.
HENRY c. CHILES,
5-7-t5 Public Administrator.
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B%eautify your yards. An OPP
portunity at my expense. l am
intending to dispose of my green
houses, but in the mean time
will keep them well stocked with
all kinds of plants. l offer them
at cost and others at a geatly re-
reduced prices-while l remain
in the business l intend to give
my friends, customers and the
public the benefit for past IA
vors and patronage. All bulbs
at less than cost. Sweet Peppers
three dozen for rs cents, Toma-
toes and Cabbage, etc. Come
and see for yourself at Eggles-
ton Green Houses.
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sHERIFF,s SALE IN PARTITION
Erwin Zeysing, Charles R. Zeysing and
0ma Hutchison-Plaintiffs

Erwin Zeysing, Charles R. Zeysing and
0ma MISUNDERSTANDING,
VS..
Jefferson c.. Zeysing, Eleonora Smith,
Annie Jones, Elvina Grouse, Erwin
c. Zeysing, Josie Corder, Bud Fish,
Bette Swartz, Augustus Wolfe,
James Monroe Wolfe, Frank Wolfe,
Richard Wolfe, Thomas Wolfe,
George Wolfe, Annie Wolfe, Mamie
Wolfe, Sarah Wolfe, William A.
Zeysing, Robert Ray Bridges, a
minor, Stella Ellis, William Hugh
Bridges, James Bridges, Mollie
Smith, William Bates, Elizabeth
Johnson, John d. Bates, Miranda
Bates, Mamie Bates and Burgess
Bates-Defendants.
BY virtue of a renewed order of sale
and a judgment made and rendered at
the February term, 1915, and on Feb-
ruary 18th 1915, by the Circuit Court
of Lafayette County, Missouri, in the
above entitled cause, in partition, to
me directed and returnable to the
June term, 1915, Of said Circuit Court,
a certified copy of which was issued
from the office Of the clerk Of the Cir
cult Court of Lafayette County, Mis-
souri,, on the 18th day of March, 1915,
and to me by said Clerk duly delivered,
/, William H. Waddell, Sheriff Of Laf-
ayette County, Missouri, will on,
TUESDAY, JUNE 18th, 1915
between the hours of nine o'clock Ia
the forenoon and five o'clock in the af-
ternoon Of that day, in front Of the
Court House door in the City OF Lex
ington, Lafayette County, Missouri,
during the session and sitting of the
Circuit Court at the June term, 1915,
thereof, sell publicly at auction to the
highest bidder for cash in hand, the
following described real estate. sit
uate, lying and being in Lafayette
County, Missouri, to-wit: The north
west quarter of section twenty-five
(25), in township fifty-one (5l), Of
Of range twenty-four (24) containing
one hundred and sixty (16O) acres Of
land, more or less.
Given under my hand this the 18th
day Of Nay, 1915.
WILLIAM II. WADDELL,
Sheriff Of Lafayette County, Missouri.
5-21-t4
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-05-21

Mrs. j. A. Darling and two
left Sunday morning
for their home in New York af-
ter an extended visit here with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. J. f,
Vim. Miss Elmira Vim ac-
companied her as far as Hig-
ginsville.
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N THINGS UP.

"Going to stretch your legs" we
asked the man who supports thir-
teen relatives.
"0nly the other one" he replied
in Pub
lie Ledger.
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WHAT A D HIM sac.

Billie was very sad when he
was in here.
Jill-Felt bad, did he?
ooh, very"
'Did he cry?"
"What?"
"Did he drop a tear?"
"No, he dropped his monocle.'
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f. LEE WALLACE,
Secretary.

Mr.. and Mrs. Milton Hessel left
Monday for their home in
Kearney, Mo, after a visit here
with Mrs. HesseTs parents, Mr..
and Mrs. George Zimmerman.
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ANOTHER uNkINp NJ

"You never hear Mrs. Wopping-
ton saying unkind things about any
body" remarked Mrs. Sasserby.
"Thats true" replied Mrs. Gads-
ley in acid tones. "She knows very
well that she can't afford to-
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JUDGING BY APPEARANCES.

Bill-ThOught you said your dog
wouldn't bite?
Jill-He won't. He'll only eat
cooked food.
"He bit me-"
ooh, well, he thought you were
only half baked"
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NOISY.

"She puts every cent she can get
on her back"
eyes, and her money talks out
loud, too."-Philadelphia Ledger.
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SURE ENOUGH.

Bill-They say a criminal always
returns to the scene Of his crime.
Jill-What's the good if he gets
all the swag the first timeS'