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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14
HEADS WOMAN WARRIORS

The Women's Volunteer Reserve,
organized by Viscountess Castle
reagh, whose object is to defend the
homes of the English nation against
the expected German invasion, has
acquired additional prestige, since
Lady Castlereagh, the colonel in
chief, through the death of her ia
tner-in-law, has become the mar
enioness Of Londonderry.
At the war office of the w. " r.
IN Baker street curious crowds have
watched the former Lady Castlereagh
arrive every day, attired in khaki,
70 spend many hours at her desk per-
Ieeting by correspondence the details
OF the movement, which she intends
snaH extend throughout the whole OF
great Britain. Londonderry house,
one OF the most splendid mansions OF
tne metropolis, where the new mar
chioness is mistress, is now the head
quarters for fashionable enlistments,
me leaders Of society having been
somewhat timid In lending their names
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14
Intoxicated Fish.

A wounded officer who has arrived
at Petrograd from the front recounts
an amusing instance of the benefits
Of teetotalism.
The commander of a company or
dered 800 casks of spirits round ia a
captured German village to be poured
into a fish pond. The fish became in
toxicated and floated to the surface
where they fell an easy prey to the
Russian soldiers. The supply lasted
some days,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14
BELIEVES IN ATTACKING

Rear Admiral John NJ de Robeck,
who succeeded Admiral Garden in
command of the allied fleet attack
ing the Dardanelles, has been little
known to the world at large, or even
to Great Britain, whose navy he en-
tered in 1876, when he was but thir-
teen years old. He became rear ad-
miral in 1911, and the next year he
was made admiral of patrols, post
calculated to give scope to all the
talents. 1t means a full acquaintance
with every form of small craft, with
mines and mining, with the launch
ing Of torpedoes from the shore, with
intricate questions of the correlation
of land and sea gun-fire.
Rear Admiral de Robeck is man
of rather more than middle age; his
great youthfulness lies in his ability
to grasp the significance of the latest
naval notion. Time and again, in
messroom gatherings, he has made
younger men seem old fashioned by
comparison. De Hoheck is known to
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14
DT1OFC@DINARY
pIROPLE W.
BEARS A HEAVY LOAD

The imperturbable Robert Ian
sing, counselor for the state depart
ment, is an official on whose shoulders
in these troubled days rests a heavy
load Of responsibility.
II is no secret to any of those IA
miliar with the foreign affairs Of the
United States that President Wilson
is taking a large hand in the conduct
Of these affairs. It has been said with
basis that the president is, in large
measure, his own state department.
But while this is true, it also is
true that on the counselor there de-
wolves a burden such as not many
officials would be willing to assume.
The international sky since last July
has been not only stormy one for
the belligerents of Europe, but it has
also been cloudy for the United States.
Nobody questions the fact that
Mr.. Lansing is an expert in interna-
tional law and an authority on diplo-
matte matters. Besides this, he has
the faculty of keeping his poise and
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14
HARNESS FOR SUCKING COWS
Smooth Pole Extending Between Fore
Legs to Near the Udder Prevents
Animal From Cheating.

The harness illustrated in the &C
companying cut has been found salts"
factory in preventing cows from milk
ing themselves. A smooth pole ex-
tends between the fore legs to near
the udder. and is suspended by two
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14
olives Panied Conscience.

Seventeen years ago Miss Della
Ldboldt, clerk in the store OF /. Shan.
ifelt, Colfax, Ia, stole a bottle of
olives. Today L. B. Shanifelt, son Of
her employer, in business here, re-
ceived letter addressed to mis- father.
who died seven years ago in Sunny
side, Wash, acknowledging the theft
and RENTING 30 cents in payment
Miss Liboldt said that the Holy Ghost
has convicted her and shown her that
ahe ought to pay-Pendleton (Ore.)
Dispatch Los Angeles Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14
DAIRY
FACTS
VACATIONS FOR DAIRY COWS
Six Weeks Rest Is None Too Long for
Animal TO Rest Between Lac
tation Periods.

1t is fairly we'll understood that the
dairy COW should be given vacation
or rest between lactation periods.
The longer the rest up to certain
point the better it is for the cow.
Ten and one-half months continuous
milking out of every twelve is all that
can be reasonably expected. 1t Isl
claimed that it is as hard on a cow
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14

within
Of delight
about the expert
obliged shift He
club but the dangers of armchair
his life nvening
the
with him.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14

straps over the back, one around the
flank and by a light chain to the
halter. The COW wearing such a de-
vice will find it impossible to reach
far enough to cheat her master.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14

Of work that keep able-bodied men of
military age out of the army or re-
strain competent workers from cup
porting the :lulition industries will
be discontinued.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14

The bull pen is a necessity on every
farm. 1t is unwise and injudicious to
allow the bull to run at liberty with
the cattle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14
influence Of Dairy Bull.

The dairy bull mas an influence on
the heifers of the entire herd, while
the COW influences one ceH each year.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14

losing his head He takes the duties his place coo and
gried
the the
White
president
tion j
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14

Levi P. Morton, vice-president of the
United States from 1889 to 1893, for
mer member of congress, governor of
New York and ambassador to France,
has just celebrated his ninety-frst
birthday. This snapshot of him was
made recently as he left his resi-
dence in Washington for his daily
walk.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14

70 an many OF the most violent Oh e n
sunragettes
Of allowing the Women 20 pear
but drivers OF motor cars COOKS m
messages to rehee
men assigned o OF need
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-05-14

the merchant and the banker
selfshness has been organized
long
Public vision will do for rural communities what II
has accomplished progressive urban communities
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12
BAD MANN FRS

Well bred men, who never would be guilty of a social rudeness, ire uuently have the worst telephone manners. of such bad manners one of the most common and least par donable examples is that of the busi- ness man who directs his stenogra : pher to call a number and then neg lects to answer the connection promptly.
 Wait a minute, MT. Busyman,' says the stenographer, MT. Time thief wants to talk to you"
 So, N:r. Busyman hangs on the si- lent phone one, two or perhaps three minutes while MT. Timethief. jealous of his own precious moments, but inconsiderate of MT Busyman leis- urely finishes up whatever he might be. doing.
 The most elemental politeness Is consideration for others. Lack of that form of poHteness is an indica- ton of selfishIless. If business man gets, his stenographer to call another business man to the tele- phone and then keeps him waiting, it is to save his own time at the ex- pense of somebody else. This is the kind of bad manners that, if per sisted in. leads to bad business for the man who practices the discour- tesy.
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12
Arizona Republicans Editorial Page

oil Company. Those Americans who had not been murdered had been driven out of the country. The reasons why should intervene had diminished. but there still remained the could permit a continued uproar along border.
 That reason is passing, that there is remaining only the Standard Oil company's need of protection against Carranza, who is supposed unfriendly to that interest and the Standard oil pany has within years its voice in vain
 Since the time Porfrio Diaz yielded Madero. Mexico has been nearly the control of one man as it is under the control of Carranza Zapata's forces in the south have been resolved into their original bandit bands The forces Villa are beaten at collision and gradually being driven norhward to the border. They be incapable of offering resistance. Already lost the section the northern border There remain him the O Juarez, Agua Preta and Nogales. and unless the United States intervenes him, all soldiers will shortly be coOped up in those ports.
 In these circumstances. demand upon Carianza to meet in peace conference the leaders beaten faction is unreasonable s persisted in it will end in upon CarranZa the only man who within the last three years has seemed able pacfy Mexico within. will be evident that the pacification O that will be sought, but the justification of the Standard Oil Company.
 We have been an admirer O Carranza We do believe that he any Mexican leader will be able maintain for long a stable government without the aid of the military is evident that he possesses the military power establish a government drive out his enemies. It has been the professed hope Washington some man strong enough to set up a government would be found That was why watched and waited Carranza seems to be the result
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12
The SqueIchir9 of Carranza

The American government has waited long o begin the elimination of CarTanza eliminate him vet. but it do gracefully with credit to itself If it is done now, strong Stan dand On will hang around the proceedings. There is less excuse for interference n any way with the affairs of Mexico than any time within three While Americans other foreigners being murdered two while American we're being despoiled of their property: while wives and daughters were being made the victims of outrage. if the government Washington instead of watching and waiting. had entered upon a course however vigorous. for .her protection would have had hack of it almost solid American sentiment
 There was then ample for intervention The leaders of the several their inability 10 protect Americans against ravages of other factions Nobody in control and the factional leaders could not control within the ter ritory nomnally occupied by them There was no prospect then that conditions be improved In- tervention then would have been an act of humanity
 year ago little American interest was left in Mexico outside the great properties of the Standard
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12
City Manager System in Tucson

Tucson. the close of a year the city manager system Is pleased with it will continue though is free abandon it, since system ter-as our city managership does. The old council system prevails in Tucson but it decided before the election to give the manager system a trial at least year. It did not seem that under such arrangement the system could have If the council should at any time decide engage in tunstely. the and the council have earnestly assisted in making it a They selected good man for manager and delegated all the power possible to him. There has been interference with his appointing power No pressure exerted him in favor of any applicant government. which has been the has had More has been accomplished the year than in any previous year.
 What has happened in Tucson has happened anywhere the city manager system been given T fair trial Phoenix experience Q year and a half ming there little jarring of the machinery but for several months i smoothly and the re- suit has been profitable in money and good govern ment Even more is promised for the year.
 II it should fall down here else where. it will be system, but kind of commissioners. and the people never commit such a fault if they detect the first sign of political canker.
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12
Street Paving

The city commission. have been informed, is about take up the question of street paving and present 1t the people in and attractive form. The adoption of variety of specifications. all the better known kinds of paving and of widely varying will be submitted in small pay ing districts. in which property may not only decide whether they Want paving all and So. designate the kind of paving they
 The putting in of paving now. is pointed would present two-fold advantage There is, first the always permanent advantage of paved streets which add the value abutting adjacent property. and when there enough of them the sttractiveness of the whole town.
 The other advantage is more immediate the bringing of money the when needed and the furnishing of q large number of with employment at time when payroll is de- sraole of course. this money which paving compa- nies spend. will have to be paid back time tut for years, when the bonds which would be voted for the paving would mature. In ten years every foot of property business district and the residential districts afford this payment than afford do without the paving It l costly business a town lag behind
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12
IN A BAD FIX

The well-beloved bishop of certain southern state is so absent minded that his family Is always apprehen- sive for his welfare when he is away from home.
 Not long ago, while making jour ney by rail, the bishop was unable to find his ticket when the. conductor asked for it.
 Never mind bishop" said the con- ductor who knew him well, I'll get it on my second round"
 However, when the conductor pass ed through the car again the ticket was still missing.
 "Oh, well, bishop, it will be all right if you never find it." the conductor assured him.
 No, it won't, my friend" contra dicted the bishop. I've got to flno that ticket. I want to know where I'm going''-Youth's Companion.
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12
THE MEMORABLE ORDER

Numberless are the stories told of George Washington Upon one oc- casion, while the American army was in camp, Washington heard that the negro sentries were not altogether re- liable. He determined to test the matter for himself One night, there fore. when the password was Cam bride" the general went out and walked up to a negro sentry.
 Who goes there?" cried the senti- mel.
 "A friend" was the reply.
 Advance. friend, and give the coun- tersign.''
 ''Roxburgh," said Washington.
 "No sah," replied the soldier.
 "Medford' said Washington.
 No sah." was the response.
 "Charleston." said Washington.
 The sentry lost patience. Y tell YOU, Massa Washington" he said em- phatically, mo man can go by here without he say 'Cambridge.
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12

suppose diplomats are good things. I don't know what for but something. There is nothing to being | a dip except that you must he able to finish everything you start, and do it 1 smoothly. You can't be a. dip at all unless you are SMOOTH. Now this Dumba party-the Aus | trian dip, now on the skids and onto whom we have caught, was a crook. Probably they all are though this Dumba didn't get by with it, and the result is that this country put q rollet under him. He won't be used as dip by his own country any more. After they show their hands they are al ways ruled out of the game Now, take that fellow Wilson, whom we had dipping for us in Mexico. He got in bad, and at this writing couldn break into a third class vaudeville circuit His stuff, like Dumba's, was ROUGH.
 A dip can furnish a couple of col umns of stuff and it don't mean Q thing in the world. Of course you look wise when you read it and you say: Fine! That's a pretty hard stab at Germany all right" or. You can read between the lines THERE plain enough" when the truth is there is not only nothing in it: but YOU didn't SEE anything in it.
 You say you do because H-ou have heard that something dark deep and mysterious is EXPECTED from diplo- mats.
 Of course if it wasn't for the dips if n the "warring nations" Our Gips write one of those things to Germany mak- ing bloodthirsty demands insisting upon immediate reparation." But the note is so automatically worced that the Germans think we have in- vited them to a lawn party at the White House.
 We then send an "EMISSARY" Che beans a family resemblance to a cip) or send a Marconigram or cable to the Imperial Government" telling them about this helophanote which is "on the way in order that the Ger man dips may be prepared so they can get together and figure out the play to make when the note" arrives
 The Marconigram may contain but ten words, though it covers the whole VoluminouS note" and makes peace m advance.
 When Germany gets the note" she bristles up and says in German: tell vousay?" meaning, "can this be you?' She then tells Count Bumstuff tc cable over here and find out what the an swer is and to get q line on just what we would stand for. Then comes the German reply-by parcel post, Nobody understands it, of course, so our dips tip it off to the papers that the note is friendly and full of apolo- gies," that every line is all right, and some over, and so we shouldn't worry
 SUCH IS DIPLOMACY.
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12
LITTLE JAMES
Concerning the Countless throngs ol
 Democrats With Gubernatorial As perations)

Tt looks to me- sez My Paw "'at
 it's goin' to be very Difficult to make
 a choice fer Democrat Nommyna-
 shun fer Guvner of Arizony. They
 ort to be a HevVy Vote out if all | tn Candydates has suffishent intrust l to git out an vote fer Theirselfs. It | ort to bring out most tn Full | strength of tn Democrat party sos 1 at we can see how many or em they Reely is. If a feller goes out into | tn Street an throws Rock, you re sure to heer some Democrat which wants to be guvnor Howl. If Ot- | termobeel is turned upside down tn l Cashulty list is sure to embrace | tn name of CandYdate fer GuVner or some member of his famoly If they is any kind of d Cattystrofy Wotever, tn list of tn Victums is l thickly Dotted with tn names of them which is aspirin to be tn GuVners of AriZony. 1T they was to be a Plaig strike tn state tn nor | tality among whats called Imbryo Guvnersd be somethin feerfle to Contemplate.
 They is d few Democrats at I've IIeerd of which ain't announced 'at they is either Actif or ReceptIf Can dydates fer GuVner. I have Heerd of which sez theyl take any offs iist sos at they's a Salry Attacht an l know wun Welthy Democrat which sez at Salry aint no Objeck; at all he wants is d offs room where he can have d Desk to rest his feet onto an order tn Jannyter around. He sez that's Glory enuff fer him. run Acrost anuthe~ Democrat which don't want to be no Guvner. Life is too short. he sez, to be frit- terin' away time on these here Miner Offises, besides he doesn't want to tie hisself down to no Guvner's Offs when he mite be called onto to Ex- cept tn Presidency Of tn United
 States.
 "'Of Coarse sez he, I could Re sine bein' GuVner but thatd be a Blot onto My Escutchin as a Demo-
 crat, fer it's aginst tn Principles an Tradishuns or tn Democrat Party fer to Resine from any offs. There fore, I'm goin' to keep my sen free an Foot Loose to serve my Country
 in tn highest Capassity. When I'm called onto it'll find me waitin' with my lamp filled with Coal oil an tn
 Wix Trimmed an BurEin. They wont haf to wait none fe me to change my Cloes an git a Bath.
 I ast wun Democrat which of the Countlous Throng he was goin' to Sport fer Guvner an he seZ he aint made up his Mine at he'll Sport none of em. I notis' seZ he, at my Tax has been goin' up Steddy fer tn last three Yeers an l been tole at they is goin' to be much higher n
 Ever this year in wich Case ! a.nt fer no Democrat fer GuVner or
 Nothin' else. l was borned an Rais- ed a Democrat but l been thinkin
 fer some time at tn Reel Mishun of tn Democrat Party aint to hold tn Offises much. Tn Democrat Party is intended to be a Auntydote fer tenn prary Evles an is to be took only seldom in Extreme Cases. It's in tended to be a Kind of FfZzick when tn Public Systum gifts out of order Wun don't want to be takin' FizZick as a Regler thing. AriZony has been maxim a Regler Menoo of 1t an that's what's tn Matter Now.
 LITTLE JAMES.
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12
HUNTING TROUBLE

When a just naturally wants trouble. it is mighty easy to find excuse for making it. Ac- cording Mike Hogan, Casey and OBrien were having argument of their own at Breckinridge Barrett avenue It had progressed to the extent that each had forgotten what 1t about originally they wholly oblvious of the gathering crowd until urbane and genteel person :n frocS coat put in.
 Come come, my man." he said, gently pluckinS Casey by the sleeve. You don't want to fight. by your looks. Your face is too benign
 
 Two be ninei Two be nine, is ut scuti" bel lowed Casey. Me face is be nine, is ut?'
 where the real trouble began Louisville Times
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12
FINANCES and MARKETS
ASSOCIATED PRESS pIsPATcH1

NEW YORK, Sept. -1.-The foreign situation was an adverse influence dur ing the stock exchange session. Stocks wera heavy at the opening and except for a few fitful movements this ten dency prevailed throughout. Overnight news regarding the country's relations with the Teuton allies and the possible rejection of Germany's Arabic defense made for increased concern and re- duced trading to slender proportions. Little attention was paid to war shares. Bethlehem preferred fell 8 points to 142 common, 8 points to 312;
 General Motors 7R to 2551a; Willys Overland. fell F to 1S5. United States Steel was a target for bearish attacks
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12
THE TRAINING CANT

Tom has left his ledger.
 Will has left his store, Jack has left his musty books. From which he gleans much law; They've hied themselves to Plattsburs To find out if they can Learn how to fight right bravely, Like a real soldier man. For fighting is a business A-lot of science, too Just bravery is out of style, And by itself won't do; You must know the Art of warrare' In camp you will be told Inst what to do if you would be A modern warrior bold
 Baltimore American
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12

selling off to 732l, the lowest quotation of the week Some of the more prom inent railways averaged decline of l point. Total sales were 230,000. Mer- cantile agencies reported further lm- provement in general business from all sections Local banks reported cash gain of over $2O,OO0,OOO reserve, an in crease of more than S15, 900. Bonds were irregular Total sales aggregated 1.2S5, coo. United States treasury ad- vanced %
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12
MOST ANYTHING WOULD DO

He was urchin of the but did not lack wit day he a we'll dressed woman with a benevolent face coming along. At once he dropped n a miserable heap the curbstone and began sob pathetiCally.
 The kindly paused beside him. what are you crying for my boy?' she asked gently.
 Stirling his sObs with ease, the youngster looked up and replied: Dunno. What have you got?"
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12
SHE WAS SURE

Two women chatting about different things yh said the other:
 When you think the will be over Mrs Lover"
 "In fortnight" the prompt reply, "as my husband has joined the army and he kept job longer than a fortnight
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12
LOYAL TO JAMES

One often hear of feminine protest against military note in prevalent fashions of But a certain jokesmth offers this
 Why, my dear how sober you look! There isn't single bright color about you
 No; I thought that James is in the dplo-
Arizona republican., 1915-09-12

(BY Will OWenl

I think of the funniest stories that have heard in connection with the is of Jews-the one German and the other Russian.
 At dead of night. they leave their respective trenches-each bearing banner They meet in the mans land between the trenches exchange banners and silently return with their trophies. and both decorated for their prowess. Business usual!