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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-08-18
With Ceremony.

There is a Washington man OF
such kidding" temperament that
his ruling passion exhibits itself ev-
en- in so serious matter as an OPP
Grafton.
Recently. as he was about to be
operated upon for appendicitis, he
said to his surgeon:
Doctor. before you begin. l wish
you would send over and have oui
pastor, the Rev. DR.. Thirdly, come
over"
Certainly" said the doctor, ~
you wish it, but-er-"
'I'd like to be opened with pray
err" said the patient.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-08-18
Beware of Ointments for
Catarrh that Contain Mercury

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
Of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering Il through
she mucous surfaces. Such articles should
never be used except on prescriptions
from reputable physicians. as the damage
ehey Will do Is ten fold 10 the good you
Gan possibly derive from them. Halls
Cntarrh Cure. manufactured by T.. j.
Oheney a Co, Toledo. o.. contains no
mercury, and Is taken internally, acting
8rectly upon the blood and mucous SUR
faces OF the system. In buying Halls
Catarrh cure be sure you get the genu-
Toledo. Ohio. BY II. J. Cheney 4 Co. Tes-
sold By Druggists. Price 75c per bottle.
Take hsifs Family Pills for constipation.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-08-18
Dependency Due To Indigestion.

about three months ago when |
was suffering from indigestion
which caused headache and dizzy
spells and made me feel tired and
respondent, l began taking Cham
berlain's Tablets writes Mrs. Geo.
Hon, Macedon. N. Y. This medi-
cine proved to be the very thing I
needed, as one days treatment, re-
lieved me greatly. l usd two bot
ties of Chamberlain Tablets and
they rid me of this trouble" OBJ
tainable everywhere. m
ADVERTISEMENT
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-08-18

Teething babies always have a
hard time of it when this process oc-
ours in hot weather. They not only
have to contend with painful gums
but the stomach is disordered, bow
els loose and the body uncomforta-
BILE. The best help you can give the
little sufferers is McGee's Baby FL
ixir. 1t corrects sour stomach. cools
and quiets the bowels and helps d.
gestion. Price 25c and soc per bot
tie. Sold by Wilbur Mitchell. Bea-
yer Dam. m
ADVERTISEMENT
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-08-18
Recommends Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and DiarrhOea Remedy.

81 never hesitate to recommend
Chamberlain Collie. Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy" writes Sol viii
liams, merchant, Jesse, Tenn. Il
sell more OF IL than OF any other
preparation of like character.
have used II myself and found il
gave me more relief than anything
else have ever tried for the same
purpose" Obtainable everywhere
ADVERTISEMENT
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-08-18

Sallow complexion comes from
bilious impurities in the blood and
the fault lies with the liver and
bowels-they are torpid. The med
icine that gives results in such cases
is Herbine. II is a fine liver stimu-
liant and bowel regulator. Price soc.
Sold by Wilbur Mitchell. Beaver
Dam. m
ADVERTISEMENT
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-08-18

If you sit in a cool draft when
you are heated and get stiff neck
or lame back, you will be looking
for something that will ease the
pain. Fix your mind on Billiards.
Snow Liniment and don't be talked
out of it because it is the best pain
relieving liniment you can get any
where. Price 25c, soc and 81 per
bottle. Sold by Wilbur Mitchell,
Beaver Dam. m
(Advertisement)
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-08-18
BIG CLUBBING OFFER.


We will send the whole bunch.
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The Herald, Hartford, Ky. If
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-08-18
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The list of State Fairs and exhi-
billions to be held in the United
States this year by associations that
are members of the American Asso-
citation OF Fairs and Expositions fol-
lows, with name, place and date:
Alabama State Fair, Birmingham,
October Z to is.
American Royal Livestock Show,
Kansas City, Mo-, October 4 to 3.
Alabama State Exposition. Mont
gomery, October Is to 2S.
California State Fair, Sacramento,
September to IL.
Forest City Fair, North Randall,
o., August 10 to 26.
Georgia State Fair, Macon, Octo-
Der 26 to November 5.
Illinois State Fair, Springfield,
Septemer II to %.
Indiana State Fair, Indianapolis,
September to 10.
Iowa State Fair, Des Moines, Aug
ust 25 to September 3.
Interstate Livestock Fair Asso-
citation, Sioux City, Iowa, September
20 to %.
Interstate Fair Association, Tren-
ton, n. j., September 81 to October
- --'----- - -- '-- --- --~ Coco
Kansas State Fair, Hutchinson,
September Is to %.
Kansas State Fair Association,
Topeka, September 10 to II.
Kentucky State Fair, Louisville,
September IS to IS.
Louisiana State Fair, Shreveport,
November 3 to 8.
Minnesota State Fair, Hamline,
September to IL.
Michigan State Fair, Detroit, Sep
TENDER to Is.
Observation-Disclosures Fair, Merid-
ian. Miss, October Is to 90.
Missouri State Fair, Sedalia, Sep
TENDER 20 to October 2.
Montana State Fair, Helena, Sep
TENDER 20 to 25.
Nebraska State Fair. Lincoln, Sep
TENDER to 10.
New York State Fair. Syracuse.
September 10 to rs.
New State Fair, Muskogee, Okla,
October to 8.
Ohio State Fair. Columbus, Aug
ust 80 to September 3.
Oklahoma State Fair, Oklahoma
City, September 25 to October 2.
Oregon State Fair, Salem, Septem-
Der 81 to October 2.
Pacific International Livestock eX-
position, North Portland, Ore, De-
cember 6 to II.
Rochester Industrial Exposition,
Rochester, N. Y. August 80 to Sep
TENDER IL.
Spokane Interstate Fair, Spo-
kane, Wash, September 10 to IS.
South Dakota State Fair and Ex-
position. Huron, September 1S to II.
Southeast Texas Fair Association,
Beaumont, November IL to 20.
State Fair of Texas, Dallas, octo-
Der 16 to 81.
Tennessee State Fair. Nashville,
September 20 to %.
Texas Cotton Palace Association,
Waco November to 81.
Tri-State Fair and Exposition,
Memphis, Tenn. September 26 to
October 3.
Utah State Fair. Salt Lake City,
September &c to October 3.
Vermont State Fair, White River
Jet, September ii to IT.
Vancouver Exposition Association.
Vancouver, B. c.. August 10 to 81.
Wisconsin State Fair, Milwaukee,
September 10 to II.
Wyoming State Fair, Douglas.
September 20 TO October 2.
Canadian National Exhibition. Au-
gust 2S to September 10, Toronto,
Canada.
Central West Texas Fair, October
~ to 10, Abilene, Texas.
Central Canada Exhibition, Sep
TENDER 10 TO IS. Ottawa. Canada.
Colorado State Fair. September
10 to IS. Pueblo.
Maryland State Fair, August 81 to
September 4, Timonium.
West Virginia State Fair, Septem-
Der to 10, Wheeling.
West Michigan State Fair, Sep
TENDER 20 to "a. Grand Rapids.
Provincial Exhibition and Horse
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-08-18
CompIete Reformation.

Complete HefOfhiatIOn.
"Muh wife mar'd me to refawn
me. sah," stated Brother Hilsondig-
ger. "and I'm so plumb bodaciously
refawmed dat wouldn't marry
ag'in If l done lived to be as old as
Methoozelum!"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-12-21
BENNINGTON BRIEFS
News Of the Town and Village Told
Briefly for Busy Readers

Misses Luella and Lillian Chandler
went to Pittsfeld Monday where they
will be the guests of Miss Beulah
Kendall former resident.
duties as advance agent for the
Gladys Klark Stock Co, after spend
ing a few days with Mr.. and Mrs. F.
w. Spear
Th Philathea class of the First
Baptist church will hold business
meeting at Mrs. Fillmore Paddock's
house on Elm street this evening.
All members are urged to be present
as it is election of officers.
Saturday night the y NJ. C. A. team
composed of Hitchcock, Denley, Hol
lister, CoIburn and Snow with Buss re
placing Snow in the second half, de-
feated the Williamstown Independ
ents % to 3S. The honors were divi
ed between HOLSTER, Colburn and
Denely, in the order named. The VII
Jamestown fellows want the baskets
raised in the return game if Hitch
cock is going to play Before the
game Hitchcock was elected captain
and Buss manager The manager and
secretary of the association will work
together the latter acting as treasur
er. Every mail is bringing request
for game and there is promise of an
interesting season. Complete uni
forms have been ordered, and the
team hopes to appear in them at the
next game, The Y. NJ C. A. Second
Team played a preliminary game
with a picked-tp team under Ray
n1ond Paddock which resulted in the
defeat Of Paddock's cohorts II to II.
Tonight the team will practice after
the Senior gym class.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-12-21
GriSWOId'S
Christmas Letter
Number Two
Editor OF Farmer

Respectable Sir: Replying to youl
favor of uncertain date, in which you
compliment the literary merit Of our
Christmas letter published yesterday
and assure us that you will bring no
ssuit against as for alienation or the
affections of your readers, we thank
you for your Kind words and rejoice
with YOU that the demand for extra
copies OF The Banner was so great.
But we must modestly disclaim all
the credit FOR such increase in the
circulation as really there have been
other good things in your paper that
must have had some influence with
the dear public.
We note too, with relief, that you
continue willing to sell us space for
more GriswOldtorlals. and although it
tires our feet to write them these
busy days We must avail ourselves of
the golden opportunity to briefly give
your readers a little more of our store
news.
Several said yesterday that Girls
wold's was the busiest store in town.
Well, what else could they expect
with such a varied and attractive
stock. Goods that appeal to old and
young, rich and poor alike.
1t was certainly awful at times, the
way people would walk over each
others corns in their efforts to make
the round Of The store on bigh gear,
Safety First is dads cry as he
follows mother around with both arms
and pockets full Of bundles, He
means Of course a, C'onklin safety
pen. Nothing more practically vel
come to man, woman or high school
scholar Who has learned to write .
Yhey are always ready for business;
don't scratch or blot, can't leak even
if stood on their head in ladies'
carryall bag, We guarantee they will
give satisfaction or money back. We
will exchange them after Christmas
II desired and as often as necessary
until the owner is just suited Our
Victrola room buzzed all day yester-
day, We thank our patrons for their
patient good nature in awaiting their
turn for our attention.
We fear we will have to stop tax.
ing orders4after tomorrow for picture
frames for Christmas delivery. Our
Trainer works until midnight and his
application for a little sleep is on
file, ..-
We have just received another lot
OF Diaries, Christmas baxes of narcis.
sus bulbs and Chinese lilies, Snow
Shoes, Sleds, Skis, Flashlights, Erect
or Mecanno. Electric Trains, Noah's
Arks. Register Banks, New Juvenile
Books. We mention these as many
are waiting for them that will be in
terested. More anon.
Systematically Yours
~ nM
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1915-02-05
Clearwater Telephone Line

Connects with Pacific Telephone and Telegraph
Company giving direct Communication with all
outside as well as all local points. Quick prompt
service a speciality. respectfully solicit your
business.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1915-02-05
RESOLUTION.

Worden, E. J. Weseman, J. w. Mer-
ri11
Omaha daily bee., 1915-05-11


President Wilson is showing magnificent
example by withholding his Judgment on the
Lusitania affair until he may be able to reach
conclusion that will properly meet tho situation.
He is assured in advance that his final judgment
on this most vital and perplexing point will be
Acquesced in, II not actually approved, by all,
and for that reason he proposes to consider
cautiously
Only two courses seem open 10 him--he may
reiterate his protest TO the German government
against the submarine campaign, reasserting
that Germany will be held to strict accounta-
biity for the loss OF American lives as result
OF submarine attacks. n he doesNhis, his further
course will depend on Gefmany's reply Then
he must make his choice TO abide by the atti-
tude Of Germany OF to break off diplomatic re-
lations with that country.
or this we may all be assured. Whatever
action is taken by the president will uphold the
dignity OF the United States and our rights
within the law Of nations. For the rest we may
we'll be patient and trust to the future to show
the way out. No cry for vengeance will avail
but Justice will be established No man, nor
nation, race Of men can hope to escape for
ever the exactness with which the mills Of the
gods grind their slowly running gTist
Omaha daily bee., 1915-05-11

With the rolling back OF that little portloa
OF the war cloud that lowered over China, the
attitude OF the mikadoa government shows in
singular contrast TO the course Il has actually
pursued. The final retention by Japan OF that
portion of Chinese territory which was seized
from the Germans is held to be the basis for
permanent peace. but the disposition of this
point is left for future settlement. When II does
como up. the whole question OF the territorial
integrity Of China may be opened
II this should result, as an outcome OF the
Japanese claims, then an effort will likely be
made to determine by what right England
France and Russia are also permitted to seize
and occupy sections of Chinese territory. II the
recession Of the shang rung province is required
from Japan. why should not the European na-
lions likewise be required to give over the seq
lions they hold by virtue OF treaties exaeted
under show of actual forcec The treatment OF
China is one chapter in the history OF eiviliza-
tion that Is not especially to the credit OF the
great nations of the world.
II revision OF existing treaties should even
tually follow the action OF Japan, a fact that
can scarcely be determined until the European
war has reached the stage where the interna-
tional boundaries arc TO be fixed, perhaps It viii
be found that the mikado has done more for
the permanency OF peace than now is shown or
the surface.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-05-11
The Nebraska National Guard.

Adjutant General Hall points out very mod
estly the fact that the late legislature did not
make any lavish appropriation for the care and
maintenance OF the Nebraska National Guard.
Much OF the service to be rendered by the Off
GERS and men OF that organization will be with
out pay. and at an actual cost which must be
borne by them privately. This is wrong and is
one place in which Nebraska lags far behind
most OF the states of the union.
The National Guard is the training school
Of our citizen soldiery, on whom, as expressed
by the president the nation depends for its first
line soldiers, should events require armed de-
Tense for the country. It was formed years ago
TO replace the archaic militia organization, in
which service was supposed to be obligatory,
and which was our nearest approach to con-
scription IN time of peace. The basis of organ
izatlon has been reformed since the war with
Spain to place II on a more efficacious footing,
and Il is now as nearly as possible complement
Of the small standing army. Young men who
serve in the Guard are moved by a spirit OF
patriotism, as well as by a desire for military
glory. Its function Is to prepare them for posi-
bit in the field, and for this. II for other
reason the National Guard deserves better sup
port than u has had.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-05-11
MY FRIENDS.

When day is done. with my good pipe
In easy chair. beneath the shaded light.
WITH fg, fr,ep UT that suit my passing mood
the best.
Not one friend would I lose from out
New ones welcome, but the old hold
AS sweetest gift that life can bring
No tr RI friends than they could ever be-
I've friends on every plane of life, I
ween,
From slave and savage TO a king and
queen.
From plodding ignorance to VISIONS
From gilded banquet hall to hermit lone.
And some are highly born and proud and
And some have hearts Of purest rarest
gold;
While some are plunged in poverty's
And some are stepped in vicious vice and
greed.
And some have LIES most bitter portion
But though their sins condemn them
to the rank
And file of men, vet love them so well.
I've covered with them in the prison cell.
I've followed some careers with Joy and
pride,
Though some the the oppressors hand
has brushed aside.
Some rise up from obscurity TO power.
While others reach the depths in one
short hour.
All, yes, I've dined with kings and supped
with slaves:
I've played with children and have
mourned Ger graves;
I've wept and laughed, and laughed and
wept again,
All in the evenings hours from 20 10,
enthrail.
And so / guard them well. lest harm
befaIl
The least among them, for love them
al:
Ny shelves OF books that line my cot
tage wall.
Omaha. DAVID.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-05-11
When thn Ln.itania Went Down.

Following the loss Of the Titanic many
stories we're told Of the scenes on board that
vessel. when 1t became known that death was
waiting for the major portion Of the ships
company. These scenes we're repeated on the
LusItania; for the matter OF that, they are the
scenes that have been enacted on the occasion Of
every great disaster where twentieth century
man has been concerned. Gallant efforts to save
the weak are put forth and the women and chill
dren are given all assistance. while the men
calmly face the peril. This action is character
istic of the race and has come to be expected as
matter of course. Any other conduct under the
circumstances would be astonishing. This quail
ity OF moral as wen as physical courage is I'm
dicative Of the sturdy manhood that has done
live In.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-05-11
Editorial Viewpoint

Boston Transcript: boss Barnes IL
plunging ahead with all the reckless i'm
petuosity OF a man who forgets that the
political graveyards of this country are
filled with the bleaching bones of earn
est gentlemen who tried to put T. r. in
the AHanias club
Pittsburgh Dispatch: Secretary Red
field may be excused in these times of
high prices for plagiarizing the remark
OF the late Tom Reed that we are a
billion dollar people; but OF course tho
thousand dollar people will think they
could do the governments business Just
as well for half the money.
Wall Street Journal: With the curtail-
ment in travellers expenditures the for
eign trade balance now running in favor
Of this country may reach the stupen-
dous total of $4,000, 900 year. or more
than three times our previous highest
trade balance OF 5000 0OO. 900.
Brooklyn Eagle: Robert T. Lincoln,
president OF the Pullman company. is a
truth teller. His acknowledgement Of the
tipping evil and OF his company's interest
in continuing It Is unique as an example
TO other investigated common-carrier cor
poration heads. The confession Of the
unconcealable is always wise.
Philadelphia Ledger: BY paying It's
porters a ridioulously low wage aud fore
ing them TO live upon the passengers who
have already paid the company a big
price for their accommodations the Pull
man concern has been able to pile up
immense profits. II Is one of the mean
est practices known in America. II
ought 70 be made a legal offense to tip a
car porter, as IL is a legal offense 10 offer
any other bride for service.
Chicago Tribune The number OF new
ways OF getting a man into 1ail is start
ling. and the question does not seem 70 be
asked whether the offenses against the
community are half as bad as the penal
ties imposed. There seems to be a posi-
tive mania to find new ways OF imprison-
ing American eitisens. and yet there Is
hardly any one thing that can be as bad
for the individual OF the nation as a man
in jail who can possibly be kept out.
81. Louis Globe-Democrat: II will be
long time before the Industries OF Eu-
rope will rise 90 their normal output
and Il will be Ions time before Europe
win cease TO depend upon Us Tor a larpe
proportion OF its requirements. We may
so our way confident that. war or no
war the outside world viii need our
products. And we may he sure also. that
We viii have no avalanche Of foreign
made goods untn the nations at war have
recovered their balance. and by that dime
Ne Will have taken measures for our nro-
lection.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-05-11
Base Ball and Bonds

II any one were asked whether base bali or
bonds would excite the most popular interest in
Omaha. he would unquestionably say base
ball" Yet We have the fact staring Us in the
face that out of some $500 voters participant
ing In our recent election only 1000 failed TO
mark their ballots on the bonds. while more
than 5000 failed TO mark them on Sunday base
ball. In other words. the vote on the bonds was
short only little over per cent OF the total
while the vote on Sunday base ball was short
nearly SO per cent. But there is another eN-
PLANTATION in this-the base ball proposition Was
printed at the bottom OF the regular ballot and
the bond propositions each on a separate ballot
II may be safely said, therefore. that the failure
70 vote on base ball not Intentional, but ae-
cidental. one out OF three thinking he had fin
ished with putting his eross-marks opposite the
names Of his preferred candidates. Let no one
say that the form OF the ballot. and the position
Of the different propositions upon It. may not
be the most important factor in a close election.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-05-11
LINES TO A LAUGH.

THE car use today I've been USING
steadily for six years. II has taken me
10 my office in town and back. aud Il
hasn't cost me one cent FOR repairs yet"
Great Scott. what record What
car is it,"
"The street car."-Boston Transcript
Smith is one Of the most wideswake
men I know"
= thought you said he was not at all
enterprising."
Neither is he He suffers from in
somnia. baltimore American
AS nearly as / can make out, said
the supercilious person. "you arc what
they call a literary hack"
No replied Mr.. Penwiggle, YEARLY:
I'm not even a hack I'm a jitney.
Benedick-Every man ought to have
salary that will enable him to marry.
Bacheior-Yes. and then he ought TO
have sense enough to stay single.-Life.
English Visitor-Did you ever, know OF
an American having an old family ser
want?
American Hostess-of course why,
] have a cook that has been with me
over MONTH -Philsdelphia Bulletin.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-05-11

= L. D. COPELAND OF Arizona Is in Omaha on h,s
way TO New Jersey with bicycle. which Is nov
city IN its line In fact. Il is the only bicycle IN tho
world that Is propelled by instead OF By foot
power little quarter horse power engine Is located
Just above the small front wheel and steam IL
generated BY benzine. He Is visiting his brother
who resides at so Leavenworth
Mrs Minnie Drexel wife OF Coroner prexel. died
after short Illness. aged only e yeara Funeral
services viii be held az ST. Philomena.s cathedral
and interInent az Holy Sepuehre
The Omaha Glee club held forth al Boyd's assisted
~ the Boston hendelsaohn quintet ana the Fourth
Infantry band. to the delight OF music lovers
May has been definitely fixed for opening and
cises.
Ars Emma Carbon iefi for Des Moines 70 make
her future home there.
Ake OmHha-Portiend eseursonists discovered W
~ Kent. formerly wen known In Omaha acting the
roie Of editor Of ne Laramie boomerang Bnir Nyss
NFr }. Arnold, as North sixteenth street inv,tes
parties ~ishing seamstress 10 communicate with
ier