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The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-06-04
Auto Road to Top of Pixies
Peak.

Motorists throughout the
country are watching with much
interest the rapid progress
which is being made in the con-
struction of the automobile
highway to the top of Pixies
Peak. The project, which is be-
ing financed by a group of Col
Orado Springs business men, is
being constructed under the
supervision of the Federal Gov
eminent; A. G.. Allan, an engi-
neer of National reputation, be-
ing in charge of the construct
ion.
This wonderful highway will
be twenty feet wide and have no
grade of more than 1919, and
will be one Of the greatest
scenic and tourist attractions in
the entire West. Motorists
driving across the country will
be able to pilot their own ma
chimes to the top of this far
famed mountain, nearly three
miles above sea level.
The Pixies Peak Auto High
way, as it is called, will be SC
safeguarded that any motorist
may drive a machine to the
summit without the slightest
danger.
The view from the summit Of
Pixies Peak covers a wider scope
of territory than can be obtain.
ed from any other point in the
world reached by automobile; {
little over $4,000 square miles
being visible to the naked eye
with a downward view of $40!
feet, or nearly half a mile great
er than the Grand Canyon o.
Arizona.
The route of this highway
follows the general line of tn,
old carriage road to the summit
which General William
Tecumseh Sherman, in goinl
over the road with forme
Mayor Heller of Colorad.
Springs on July 18th, 1889, pro
nounced to be the most wonder
full example of mountain roa.
building he had ever seen.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-06-04
Neuralgia Pains Stopped.

You don't need to suffer those
agonizing nerve pains in the
face, head, arm, shoulders, chest
and back. Justly apply a few
drops of soothing Sloan's Lini-
ment lie quietly a few minutes.
You will get such relief and COM
fortl Life and the world will
look brighter, Get a bottle to-
day. 8 ounces for Is cents at
all druggists. Penetrates with
out rubbing.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-06-04
Thirty-Six For 25 Cents.

DR.. Kings New Life Pills are
now supplied in well-corked glass
bottles, containing SO sugar
coated white pills, for 25c. One
pill with a glass of water before
retiring is an average dose.
Easy and pleasant to take. Eff
fective and positive in results.
Cheap and economical to use,
Get a bottle today, take a dose
tonight-your Constipation will
be relieved in the morning. sc
for 25c., at all druggists.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-06-04

Miss Bette Klee returned to
her home in Kansas City this
morning after a visit here with
the family of G. G. Schawe. Miss
Elizabeth Selling accompanied
her home for a visit.
Miss Virginia Watts returned
to her home in Wellington this
morning after a visit here with
relatives.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-06-04

Henry Meyers of Waverly
spent Sunday here.
Mrs. A. Bogt and daughter,
Miss Corrine, returned Monday
morning to their home in Mont
gomery, Mo-, after a visit here
with DR.. and Mrs. R. L. Britt.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-06-04

Mr.. and Mrs. E. B. Campbell
went to Sedalia yesterday to
attend the convention of the
Missouri Lodge of Elks.
Charles C. Barron went to
Kansas City yesterday morning
to spend the day on business,
Miss Ella Nickel went to Kan
sas City yesterday to spend
the day.
Mrs. W. R. Humphrey went to
Kansas City Sunday morning
for a visit
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-06-04

Mrs. Robert Taubman went to
Kansas City this morning to
spend the day.
Miss Anna Ely left this morn
ing for her home in Chicago af-
ter a visit here with Mr.. and
Mrs. N. E. Basket.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-06-04

Prof. and Mrs. B. N. Little and
infant son, B. NJ, Jr., left yester-
day evening for Madison, Wis
consin, where Mr.. Little will at
tend the summer school at the
University of Wisconsin.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-06-04

Mrs. G. w. Hyde returned yes
iterday evening from a visit in
Higginsville.
Miss Florence Davis returned
yesterday evening from a visit
in Kansas City.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-06-04
M CAN
N ADVERTISING

University of Missouri Adver-
Using Instructor Says House
wife Can Clear Objectionable
Advertising From Papers.
Women hold in their hands
the power to clear Objectionable
food, drink, and patent medi-
cine advertising from the pages
of our publications, said J. B.
Powell, instructor in advertising
in the University of Missouri at
Columbia, in a recent talk before
the Columbia Civic League.
''The annual expenditure for adj
vertising in America is estimat-
ed at about $500, 1000, 900 and it
is safe to say that three-fourths
of that sum is expended pri-
marily for Women"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-06-04

Miss Margaret Geraughty went
to Kansas City this morning for
a few weeks visit with rela-
tives.
Mrs. Lawrence Peak went to
Kansas City this morning to
spend the day.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-06-04

John Pollard returned yester-
day evening from a visit in Kan
sac City.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-06-04
BLOCKADED
Every Household in Lexington
Should Know How to Resist

IL.
If your back aches because the
kidneys are blockaded,
You should help the kidneys
with their work.
Doan's Kidney Pills are espec-
tally for weak kidneys.
Recommended by thousands
here's testimony from this vicin-
ity.
Eat night | had to get up to
pass the kidney secretions and
when morning came, l was more
tired than when l went to bed"
says William Kennedy, painter
of Second St, Higginsville, Mo
81 had not taken over six doses
of Doan's Kidney Pills before !
found that they were helping
me. | kept on using them until
l was in better health than l had
been for five years."
Price so cents at all dealers,
Don't simply ask for a kidney
remedy = get Doan's Kidney
Pills-the same that Mr.. Ken.
nedy had. Foster ilburn Co.,
Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1915-06-04

Mayor and Mrs. A. E. Taub-
man returned yesterday even
ing from a few days visit in
Kansas City.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-11-05
IMPOSSIBLE

Mrs. Gasser|I was outspoken in =,
my sentiments at the club this after -,
noon, b
Mr.. Gasser-I can't believe it. Who 2
outspoke you, my dear?-Puck, q
Minneapolis tidende. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1895-1935, 1915-06-03
Ett tyak NntF.
Spiflanb iparer lite paa Be amert'
fanife &rap, men Tiger felles
Grnnolag for 1tnber9anbltng.
Oct iises, at Torifiellen ,ueb @enipn
til Cpfatningen af v2ufttania"
fbrit maa 1tbjepnes.

8erlil1 6en 296e Wfai, bia Saag.
Set tpife Gpar til ben an1erifanlte
Mote angaae1l6e ben tplfe l1noer-
pan6sfrig bleu ioag operleperet 9ln1-
basiaopr @eraro.
Set tpife @por bar paa fem MO-
ffinl nlfrepne @ioer. Set bleb eieblif-
felig operiat og bar 1togle Sinner ie'
mere paapei til s@jebenbapn. Set er
go11if iiffert, at mo,1 bil babe Sroly.
ben al @poret @aibington @enoag.
Sporet blep pffieipit beteguet iom
~bbfligt> 1nen gibenbe slnleoning til
Doerligere ltn6erbanolinger".
- @aibington ben 29oe Mai. -
Epifla,16 ubitebte i6ag en- @6nariel
til amerifanife Sfibe o1ltrel1t Jam.
me Stun6, iom 8ertins Spar paa
Breii6ent @tlIons 91ote bleo oper-
raft Mmbosia6sr @erar6: &enben=
6elien bar e11 in6trenge,16e M6bariel
til amerifanife @fibe mob uforitgtig
at gaa in6 i5bfrigs3onen og at babe
alle neutrale 4je1,betegm frembepct
iaa ipi11efal6enoe iom n1ultg, bl. Il.
belDIt om 9eotten.
l16enrigs6epartementet offentlig,
gjor6e 6en tDife Mobariel felgen6e
Me66elelle: Sen omertfanife 9lm-
basla6gr / 8erlin ct blepe1n u116erret.
tet af 6et tDife lt6e11rigs6epartement,
at 8etragtning af 6et 5aftun1, at
BET / be ii6ite Tiger gjentagne @ange
bar be116t at nelttrale Sfibe CT ien6t
tilbun6s / 6e Sarpn116e, ser bleb be,
tegnet fom en @efrigs3one al BET tp-
ife M6miralttet 6en 46e Sebruar
1915, og ipeeielt / ct Gilfeloe> bpor
BET bleb gootgiort, at Senf1tinge1
fnn6e ipores til ct 2l1greb al en- tplf
/ sl1nberpattas asbann- 1ertee bet t1eu-
tru @fihfor 1T e11gelf 5fibf Nfer-
fet paagrl11to al Sen 1tilitreffeIige
8efpsning af bets 6iltt1fte 1teutrale
@ien6emprfer, anbefales set, at an1e.
rtfanIfe Ssfartsfre6ie otter a6barcs
moo at oberifri6e Sefrigs5onen ufor=
iigtig og at BET t,16trengenoe tiIbol-
6es Dem at gigre 6e nel1trale @ier-
oetegn iaa tpoelige iom mulig og fpc'
cielt at bape 6em belpit prompte og
tiIltreffelig ON geotten."
@afbington Sen Site Mai. Gel.
gen6e er BEN officielle 0rolp6 of
BET tDife Spar paa Noten fra 6e Sor.
ene6e Staters 9fegiering ongaaen6e
~9ufitania", iom offentliggiort If
n6enrigs6epartemet1tet:
rl1n6ertegneoe bar BEN Sore at
gibe felgenoe Spar paa bans @rcel=
lence oen omerifanlfe glnbasfa6br
@erar6s 9eote af Lobe Mai angaaen-
oe ben Sfa6e, otnertfa11lfe Snteresicr
bar Ii6t iom Gelge al tDif un6er-
panosfrig:
Minneapolis tidende. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1895-1935, 1915-06-03

&omnlu11ife til @ienltan6 for en-
grun6ig l1n6erfpgelfe. Den nercr
ogiaa ct in6erligt 9nifes om at b.
ora9e tit til paa en- oberbebtfenoe og
penifabelig Maaoe at opflare en nut
Zig Misforltaaelie, iom tan babe op'
itaaet 5orbol6et mellem 6e to @c-
gieringer iom Splge al oe al 6en
amerifanIfe @egiering omtalte &en=
6elfer.
~6or set fprlte fan angaaenoe De
an1erifanife Danpere ~@uibing" og
~@ulfligbt" neo6eles> at ben ameri>
fanife 9(n1baS1a6e ollere6e er bleben
un6errettet ou, at BET er 1angt fra
oen tpife &egierings &eniigt at beor'
Ore @ngreb &rtgs5onen al timber
ba11osbaaoe eller Glppere paa neu'
trale @fibe> iom lite bar giort fig
ifDl6ige rogen fienotlig @ar6ltng.
9en tDife &rigsitprfe er tbertinnoo
giertagne @onge n6trpffelig bleben
tnitrueret til at un6gaa Mngreb paa
iaa6anne 5fibe. .
~9erion neutrale Sfibe De ie'
mere Maane6er far lt6t giennem tDT
l1noerpan6sfrig iom 6elge al Sell
tagelie, er iaaoar1t ben6t fun / ito
lere6e Eilf lfeloer og nn6tageliesbts
iom Gelge al 6en brittle @egierings
Misbrug al 6lag / Gorbtn6elie meo
@fibsferernes n1istenfelige eller
uforitgtige Mofer6.
~Den tplfe @egiertng bar a1le
Tilf9I6er, bbor oct be6 l1n6eriegelfe
bar piit fig> at ct neutralt @tib ufor-
fpl6t er blepet beifa6iget of tpife
l1n6erpan6sbaa6e eller 9lbiatifere,
uotaIt 8eflagelie ober ben fie6elige
l1lpffesben6elie og bur> oeriom Ont
iten6igbe6erne bar berettiget ben
BERTH, Iopet Gfa6eslesbol6elie.
Sen tpife 9fegiering bil beban6le
Eilfel6erne me6 ~@uibing" og
u@ulfligbt" efter famine @rinciper.
@n l1noeridgelie af begge &ilfeloer
foregoar> og l1ofaloet bi1 inart bline
1ne66elt 9(nbasiaoen. l1n6eriegel1e1
bill on e11lfeligt blipe il1ppleret al EN-
&enbisning til ben i1tternattonale
l1n6eriagelfesf sfonmis siion fon Bput-
let peo MrtifeI III af &aageroberer1s-
fomiten al. 18oe Sftober 1907 for
fre6elig @ileggelie al internationa!e
Epiittgbe6er.
uDa oen brittle 9amper ~Gala'
ba" bleb ienfet, bab6e &omman6g+
rem pao 6en tpife lt,16erban6sbaao
til &enitgt at gibe Hasiagererne %
@efetningen fuIo Mnle6ning til fit"
ter l1n6fomit. &1n 6a @ftbets
Terer tffe o6le6 Or6ren til at l9gge
b. men flpgte6e og tilfalote Sielp
n1eo &afetltgnaler, gab BEN tDife
&on1man66r 8eietning og @asiage>
rer be6 @tgnaler og Megafoner 8e,
falling til at forlaoe Sfibet in6en tt
@inuter. &an gab 6enr birtelig %
03ir11ters Sriit % offpre6e Eorpe6o-
en fgrit, 6a miste1felige Garteier
tlebe vGalaba" til @ielp.
u9ngaaenoe Eabet af @enneifelib
pe6 Ser1f11ingen of SEN brittle Yas,
fager6on1per Sui ittania" bar Sen tD,
Minneapolis tidende. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1895-1935, 1915-06-03
paa &eiie fra &ull til 2on6on. &e'
legranmerne flyer intet om Basla'
gerer.
Sra DitfrDnte1t.

O|u NIt!luIIeH"
49, Netrogra6 ben 286e Mat.
9iterrigerne og Spiferne er Faaet /
lit Soripg paa at omringe @r5emDl
be6 ct bol6iont slnfal6. Sffictelle
gfterretninger ioag melote ont Op-
ber al oe af General Macfenien be-
gpn6te bol6Ionme slrtilleriangreb.
SS11tetlte6s paa 0itiioen af San er
Stenoen i1oen 90 @il fra oen rus
fife &ommuntfationsli1ie.
Wacfe1iens 8lan bar at giennem=
brp6e Sen rusltife beire Tlei peo ct
ba1nren6e 9lrtilleri- og sSnfanterian,
greb og oerpaa benegtige Zig Seru,
banen. s "a elmer beoligebolot
Sten0ens Mrtillert en- frpgtelig Sl6
moo 9fusierne nrellem sSSarosla11 og
Hr5emDil. Samti6ig latte en- tDIf
Stprte, Der bab6e gaaet ober Gan
openfor Saroslal1> oper Glooen 2uba=
copfa og angreb ben rltsiiife 6lanfe.
- Set piterrtgif=ungarlte &opeo'
fparter 6en 286e Mai, bia 2onoou
Set itore @lag bet ni6tre @ali5ien
be6oarer / en- raien6e Sffenltp mos
&usierne / geor6 for 8r5emDT. Sta
liens @rigserflering til 9iterrig bar
tilipnela6en6e iffe ioetfet De piter-
rigife Mrmeers Cone til 9(ngreb.
- 8erltn> bia 9miter6am, 6en
206e Weai. Hr5empT er MI belt ON"
ringet al Be eiterrigife og tpife @ere
unotagen paa ben gltlige @ioe, ifel'
sc uofficielle We6oelelier i6ag. @e=
neral Macfenien be9pn6te ct 8on1,
bar6ement af De be1tlige Sorter
Fborsoag. &raftfen paa Br5emyl,
9emberg 8anen ltges at foregaa mes
Mellenrl1m. Store rusitife @tprfer
bepogter 2i11ien nmi66elbart bag
Nr5enDI.
SDiflanbs Mrme 8obt forIpnet,
- Berlin ben 29oe Mat> bia 2on'
Son. Com 5par paa ct Spergsmaol
UNDER Gigs6ags 8uogetfomitee1,s
Mpoe igaar, om Mrmeaominiit
mem bab6e taget 6orbolosregler for
at fire 9oripning af &aamateria1er
oa Eertilp ilpareri i 3iH9loe .af en- lang.
.parig arig, 1atb er usfiiterenoe
@rigsn1i11ilter folge1toe Spar::
r@elp ct NIT @i11terfelttog bil6e
fin6e os forbere6t / enbper &eniee:t-
Be. 9llle @aatnaterialer er forbaan-
oen tilftreffeltge @engoer for
oen. Set fan 6erfor lite bore Sale
ON, at Dor Mrmes @rigsbereofub
fan binores paa @run6 af nogen
Mangel."
2onbons Sporbo9nsitreif enbt.
- 2on6on Ben 296e W3at. 5por=
beisltreifen / 2on6on e116te t6ag ne6
8efienotgjerelie fra @treifefomitee11,
at alle @treiferne bil6e gienoptoge
Mrbeibet. Mange Men6 ober 6en
n1ilitere 9ll6er, 6er bar beret BE-
1fieftiget nn6er @treifen btl' blipc
bebol6t. 2llle Men6 of n1iliter 9lI-
Der bill iffe blipe tillaot at ben6e til
bage.
Sra &eitfronten.
-@arts ben 29oe Mai. @e6 f11l.-
(Sortiettes pna 7be @ibe)
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23
HAD HIS MOTHER PUZZLED
Washerwoman Never Could Under.
stand Son. Therefore She Dubbed
Him "Grasshopper"

Polly, the washerwoman, was deep
in a discussion OF her family's short.
comings.
Nah family suttinly do hab some
shawtcomin's," she declared Fur In.
stance: Nah son Jawge es jes' LAX a
grasshoppah."
MY goodness! gasped the mis-.
trees. How, Polly?"
well. buhcawse only two things in
de whole worl worries him: He wor.
ries dat he has to wake up to eat. an
den he worries dat he hab to stop
eatink' to go to sleep. All suttinly doan
undahstan' dat boy
But how do you conclude that he
is like grasshopper7" queried the
perplexed mistress.
"Jes' buhcawse he er de most mis-
understandable creature dat All kin
think of, dats why" she answered.
Louisville Times.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23
Pulled IniurieS,

Redd--He seems to be all puffed
over his new automobile.
Green-Oh. did 1t hurt him as badly
as that?
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23
JUST HOW t WAS
Brother Jackson Explains me
Case to the Judge.
Chicken IN Meant to Help Turned on
Him and "Run hisseh Plumb to
osath Chasin' de Po' o.
Msn"-vassuh!

III you are not guilty as charged,
causticaliy inquired the judge, how 10
II that you we're caught at haif-pas'
ten o'clock at night In the immedia'e
vicinity of the hen roost with deaa
chicken concealed under your Goa,
Dis hyah's huccome It" responded
Brother Jackson glibly, les disaway'
wuz comm long home FUN prayer
meetin' bout ten O'Clock. Ez l wuI
a-shawt-cuttin' 1t froo de alley BACK
de mayors henhouse heerd a SCUM
pow'ful spicious SCUM. Chickeh
squawkin like.
Il reckoned right tSay dey mus
be a varnint in de mayors henroost'
so | sot out to pervestigate. Less n
I skeer de varmint off fore ! git nigh
ernuff | lambast him wifi de club wuz
a-totin gun to squawk masef.
when | come a-nigh ] struck two
three matches SOS c'u'd see to git de
winder open. Den poked dat club froo
de winder, squawkin' all de while. Dey
ain muffin happen yit, so | pulled out
de club When pulled dat club outeh
dat henhouse dar wuz young rooster
settin' on it. right spang in the warm
place whar | done scratch dem three
matches.
Il KEEP right on squawkin'. an soon s
dat rooster heerd dat he up wifi his
fedders mighty rambunctious an hyah
he come. Gun to tack me, yassuh!
Dat wuz de fightenest rooster ebber
see. Round an round we went, an
up de alley and down de alley, an
cross ways an back ag'in, an him
fightin' me all de while. When come
to | wuz a half block down de alley
an de rooster wuz daid. Yassuh, daid!
Jes nachually dun hisself plumb to
death chasin' dis po' oil man.
"Co'se, jedge, youah honor, you-all see
how tits. Dar | wuz wifi daid rooster
on nah hands, an II white folks hap
pen long sho'ly is liable to be pect-
ed o. some skulduggery. SO picked
up dat rooster an hug him close to
me, an wrop nah coat erorn him,
Gaze he might not be plumb daid an
de warm might nuss him back to life.
An whiles wuz gagged doin dat
de mayors bigges' boy Gavge he done
cotched me by de coat collar an
called be chicken thief iassuh. dat S
jes' huccome dis hyah bizniz. An
wuz er-comin' home fun prayer meet
in. too"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23
Question CT Supplies.

Daisy" remarked her Sunday
school teacher, don't love your cat
too much. What would you do II 1t
died-you wouldn't see it again?"
"Oh. yes, teacher; should see 1t
In heaven"
mo, dear, you're mistaken: animals
cannot go to heaven like people"
Daisys eyes filled with tears, but
suddenly she exclaimed triumphantly,
Animals do go to heaven, for the bi-
BILE says the promised land is flowing
with milk and honey, and, II there are
no animals. where do they get the
milk"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23
Could Spare Her.

Tommy's mother was an invalid, SO
his Aunt Lavinia looked after him and
the house. And she never missed a
chance OF pointing out a fault or ex-
pounding a preoept.
"Oh. DEAR" said Tommy one day,
after auntie had lectured him for ten
minutes, 81 wish | had wings!"
why, my pet?" asked mother,
pleased at this angelic inspiration.
"Oh. I'D fly up In the air with Aunt
Lavinia, and I'd fly and fly till couldn't
get any higher"
Yes. dear" said mother proudly. as
the little chap paused impressively
What would you do them"
I'D drop Aunt Lavinia!" said Tom
my savagely.-Stray Stories.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23
HistrionIc Wonder.
en- taking courses at Columbia uni

William Barnes. Jr., of New York,
smiled the other day when the con.
versation In a prominent club turned
to things histrionic. He said he was
reminded OF little story along
theatrical lines.
Some time ago Jones attended n
fashionable reception In big new
England town, and not having met
all of the people present the most
prominent ones were pointed out to
him by friend
The young lady beside the palm
yonder." said the friend. indicating
a statuesque blonde. rs Miss Smith.
She has great histrionic ability. As
a matter OF fact. at amateur theatri-
Gals she is simply a wonder"
"You don't really mean IT." respond.
ed Jones. gazing at the fair charmer.
Yes smiled the friend. she can
make the most painful tragedy .
source Of genuine amusement"-
Philadelphia Telegraph.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23

rs that small boy Of yours taking
music lessons?'
mo. He got . spanning yesterday
and persuaded his sister to play an
accompaniment on the plano 10 that
he could tell the boys who heard him
boiler thst he was eoly prasucias
vocal exercisos.-
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23

Some men are such clever liars that
they can even explain to the satisfac-
tion of their wives where they have
been.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23
Reminded Him,

Mr.. Highbrow, WHO posed as an arbi.
ter of taste. looked round the tiers of
evening and said:
Il suppose, II womans shoulders
are very beautiful, she has right, a
moral right. to wear very decollete
gown. Al the same time"
MIR. Highbrow chuckled and shook
his head.
AT the same time" he resumed
"the fashionable woman of today re-
minds me of the prophet"
How so?" said his interlocutor.
How so?"
she hasn't much on 'er in her own
country" was the smiling reply.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23
Its AmIiction.

"Wnat's the matter with that infan
Industry"
IL think 1t has infant paralysis"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23
At the Club.

80 our proposal was laid on the
table, after all"
81 thought it would be dished."
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23

6ruin the Hueger.
Mary-Speaking Of animals. which
Is your favorite?
Hazel-The bear
Mary-Oh, yes; of course.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23
A Pavinu Well,

Bill-Why. he has well on his
place.
Jill-Yes. he's way behind the times
behind nothing It's an oil well.'
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23
Balancing the Scale.

Isn't that song rather low?"
Yes; that's why I'm singing II at
the top Of my voice"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23

Difference between China's Johp d.
and ours Is about $3.50, 200. 900.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23

Innocent youngster pleads guilty,
evidently hoping to go free.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1915-06-23
The uaual 1hino.

Mrs. Askitt-Do you keep a servant?
Mrs. Noitt-Yes. and several of her
relations ns-Indanapolis Star.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-01-28
DEMOCRATS TO PRESS
SHIP PURCHASE BILL

Washington, Jan. 25.-The gov
eminent ship purchase bill, as
amended by the Democratic caucus
on Saturday is before the senate as
a party measure which more than
two-thirds of the majority members
voted should be given unanimous
support.
For several weeks the Democratic
leaders have been letting the Repub-
licans assail the bill in repeated
speeches without themselves taking
a part in the discussion. Meanwhile
the majority members have been
striving earnestly to compose their
own differences.
1.-THE shipping bill as amended will
now be pressed with all the vigor
at our command" declared Majority
Leader Kern today.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-01-28
FILIPINos SCRATCH THE LAND
Islands Can Produce Food for 40
Millions, Waters Reports

Washington, Jan. 27.-The Phil
ippines are capable Of producing
enough food and wealth to support
comfortably 40 million people, &C
cording to President Waters of the
Kansas state agricultural college.
who has Investigated agricultural
conditions and possibilities of the
islands, q copy Of whose report was
received at the bureau OF insular af-
fairs today.
As compared with Japan. he says,
the Filipino farmer gets only one
fifth as much per acre; that while
the latter produces 900 million pc
sos worth OF wealth annually on
the 7 million acres In cultivation
the Japanese farmers produce Q bill
lion pesos worth Of wealth on their
II million acres.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-01-28
JAPAN DEMANDS UPON
CHINA ALARM OFFICIALS

Picking, China, Jan. 27.-Certain
political and territorial demands
which Japan has made upon China
following the japanese occupation
Of Kiao Chow have become known
in Picking and their extent is dis
quieting to Chinese officials.
Those demands, twenty-one In
number, were communicated to the
Chinese government January 2S by
the Japanese minister here. They
include: That China turn over to
Japan all existing German and Aus
trian concessions; pledge herself
not to give concessions, in the flu
ture, to any country except Japan;
grant permission to build q special
territorial railroad, and extend min
ing privileges in Shantung and Fu-
kien provinces, Manchut4a, Eastern
Mongolia and the Yang-Tse valley.