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Arizona republican., 1915-10-30
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Prof. Geary is now giving lessons in excursion manners to his team The first lesson began yesterday be- fore football practice and was con- tinued after practice. The coach be- lieves in the no grade, no report card theory. All lessons are oral, directed at players personally. Thusly:
 Now, Sutter, whatever you do, don't swagger into the lobby of the santa Rita hotel as if you we're herding cattle lean against the wall cross your feet take a spit, and ex- claim, 'Wa-a- -al,'
 Luke and Flip Latham. remem- Der that hotels are not bowling al leys and l don't want to see any cuspidors sailing along the railways.
 Teal, I want you to do all your prize fighting in your home town. People can't sleep if you try toI murder your room mate.
 Walters. keep your head out of. the transoms. even if it was theI other fellow that fired the pillow.
 Fellows, the train is a poor place. to have serpentines and I want you to leave that poor, harmless, little candy butcher alone. Abbott, remember it's against railroad regulations to practice for ward passes in a chair car and be- sides if the ball should hit a win dow hard enough it might pune ture the bladder.
 "Boido, keep your feet out of thei car windows; it spells the land scape ruins the view and prevents he of ai 'Pinney, l don't want to see you making stump speeches on street corners in that town: it might nlaks our game seem tame in comparison. Mgr Taylor, you will be the first one to go to bed, as I am not in practice of taking care of babies, as yet Norton. all I got to tell you is, | to go to bed with the chickens, as you've got hard position to fill to- morrow.
 Now, Marian, I will leave the rest to you, and I want you to help mo, ! in following out my plans. So be | en o'clock.
 Tn regards to the team keep a I good look -out for ghosts Saturday
 
 Halloween and you will be in 6 , strange town.
 Gearys famous poem goes just lika dis.
 Root, tooty, tooty toot,
 We are the girls of the institute. Rooty, tooty, Punch and Judy, Basket ball girls must do their
 duty
 Stick to the team fellows
 And championship will be ours. No matter how high the tower of z.
 victory stands. T We're going to be champions of
 this land
 COYOTE.
Arizona republican., 1915-10-30
COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Important Games Today: Amherst vs Dartmouth Colo Aggies vs Colo Miners Cornell vs Virginia P l. Harvard vs Penn state Mich AgCies Vs Oregon Aggies Occudental Vs L. $. C. Princeton vs Williams Army vs Nillanova Navy vs N Carolina Aggies '. Chicago vs L. Wisconsin Michigan Y vs Syracuse New Mexico ' vs N. M. Military L. Penn vs Lafayette TT. Pittsburg vs Alleghany Whittier Vs Pomona Yale vs. Colgate
Arizona republican., 1915-10-30
TUCSON READY F0R COYOTES
Coach Schladerman to Op- pose His Strongest Line up Against Valley Wis itors ill Effort to Beat Prospective Champs
Especial to The Republican,

especial to The Republlcan.)
 TUCSON, oct. 29.-Tucson high is ready for the Coyotes, with a strong team, which, although conceded to be lighter than the Phoenix team, will match the visitors in speed and train ing. A great crowd is expected at University field tomorrow, when the two most important high schools in Arizona meet for their annual grid iron struggle.
 Coach Schladerman of the local team expressed entire confidence in the ability of the Tucsonians to up- set the Coyotes, who are generally feared as the strongest team of their class in the southwest.
 Fifteen Coyotes led by Coach Francis Geary and Captain Tom Mar lar left last. evening on the Southern Pacific for Tucson. Early this morn ing, roofing section, consisting of Principal R. Thayne Cook, Lyle Ab- bolt of The Republican and Dr. L. Boido will leave in the latter's car for the scene of the struggle. Dr. Boido and MT Abbott will do some mission ary work for the Tucson Phoenix mo- torcycle race November 15, while in the Pima city
Arizona republican., 1915-10-30
Many Tribes Represented
 On Indian Football Team
Strongest and Fastest But Lightest Squad for Some Time Meets Tempe Nor mals on Indian Grounds This Afternoon

Indians and NOrmals are ready for their clash on the Indian grounds this afternoon The game, which will probably be the hardest fought and most spectacular contest between in dividual football stars of the local season, will be called promptly at 3 o'clock.
 The Indians are not giants. The line averages but 139 pounds
 The backfield for the university game averaged 142 pounds, but Normal will weigh but 140 pounds per man. The loss of Shipes, who had been transferred to the line be- fore his injury, cuts down the back field heft. The Indians number few veterans. Not one member of the team was out for practice at the be- ginning of the 1914 season.
 Butler. though only in his third year, is one of the fastest backfield men in the west, and as opposed to the brilliant Kelly Moeur, quarter back of the Normal, he will be given a chance to show his best.
 McNary a first year man. is show ing up nicely, and is a dandy open field runner.
 Yukku. the 119 pound end, is a Hopi, and a fast man, as is Mar tinez, a Commanche. who weighs 11S pounds. and circulates at the op- posite end of the line.
 Several other tribes are repre- scented in the team Pull, It. is Papago; Tequawa at Tt, is a Mohave- Apache; Stuminyea, lg, is a Mohave, and Sneed, rg, is the only Pima on the squad. Domingo, the center, is a Papago Quarterback Butler is an Apache.
 Several tribes are represented on
Arizona republican., 1915-10-30

A hot bout is arranged for the Boston fight fans for next Tuesday when Charlie White is matched to go against Milburn Saylor.
Arizona republican., 1915-10-30

The field is in fine shape. General admission is 25c, with no extra charge for seats.
 Officials: Riddle of Salt river, referee; Gates. Tempe, umpire; Nor gan. Glendale. head linesman.
Arizona republican., 1915-10-30
MORE GRIEF FOR BIG EASTERN ELEVENS IN
 TODAY'S SCHEDULE
Harvard and Yale Again Face Strong Possibility of Defeat by Penn
 State and Colgate Teams
ASSOCIATED PRESS DISPATCH

NEW YORK, oct. 29-The foot ball elevens of Yale and Harvard, both of which have suffered defeat this fall, will face another hard test tomorrow. The Ellis meet the un- conquered and unscored -on Colgate team, while the Crimson plays Penn State, the visitors over Pennsylvania.
 Among other football leaders in the East, Princeton tackles Williams. Cornell will have Virginia Poly as their opponents at Ithaca; Lafayette will invade Philadelphia to meet Pennsylvania: Dartmouth goes against Amherst Villa Nova faces 4. play Phoenix high on the fifth Tempe Normal on the eighth and possibly the Glendale High during their stay south. All these teams are strong. and the Normal players feel they have a hard schedule to meet. but promise some strong op- position to the valley squads.
Arizona republican., 1915-10-30
Hall Relieves Buckles and Holds Mill Hitless and RunleSs Seven Frames, While Team Puts Over Four Scores
SHELTER AND RAY
 IN BIG PLAY-OFF
Winners of First and Sec ond Series to Meet for F'ive-Gamc World Se- Iics -IIester and Dor scv Ready for Fray

League Standing
Arizona republican., 1915-10-30
Hayden Shelter
Summary

Two base hits-Stadelli, Garrity, Bender Whelan; home run-Pierce: stolen base-Whelan: struck out-By Dent 70. by Buckles 0, by Hall 1: base on balls-Off Dent c; off Buckles 1. off Hall 0; hit by pitched ball-Whelan by Hall: double plays-Kelliher to Van; battery errors-AgneW passed ball: umpires-Mc and Andra da: time of game-1 nour, 10 minutes; at tendance-40O.
Arizona republican., 1915-10-30
orses. this is considerable time.

horses, this is considerable time
 Workouts are now becoming the regular order of thea day at the fair grounds The track is being put into fine shape. so it affords ample op- portunity for the drivers to exercise their charges.
 in 15, the last half being done in 1 04
 Pollack's Maydella. winner of the two and three year old paces last year has been clipping off miles in 2:20 with great regularity.
Arizona republican., 1915-10-30
P|NEWOOO TROTS MILE
 IN FAST TRIAL TIME

Extremely fast time was made by Pinewood the splendid three year old of Poilack's. yesterday, when. with Orrin Carmen driving. the Flagstaff horse stepped the mile in 2:O9lk For an entry in the 2:25 trot for Arizona
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road and the two shipping censpli-
'datipns dominat over nine tl,s OF
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Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
LITTLE JIMMY MUCH KISSED
Disclslmed Any Intention Of Rubbing
OFF caress Of Noted Woman
Was Trying 10 Rub II In.

Little Jimmy had reached the con-
ciusiou that everybody In the world
had kissed him or wanted TO very bad
~. He could not help being a boy that
all tho ladies wanted to pet and be-
stow their kisses upon. In fact, Jimmy
ionzed for the day when he would have
n say so tn the matter of being kissed.
One day famous woman came TO call
upon his mother. Jimmy CHANGED TO
enter the parlor and was directed By
his mother to come up and see the no
ted Mrs. SO and So. Jimmy knew what
was coming. but he could not prevent
the occurrence. The visitor took him
By the hand and gently gathered him
up Into her lap. and as she let him
down to the floor again she graeiously
bestowed kiss upon bis pouting lips.
Jimmy jumped away from her and be
gan to rub his lips in vicious man.
ner.
what. you are not rubbing my kiss
OF. my little man." questioned the
woman. Jimmy Was puzzled for a few
moments, then replied:
mo. ma'am: I'm Just rubbing II In, .
and then vanished through the door
Louisville Times.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
HOW HER HUSBAND GOT EVEN
Wife Tidied Up His Desk Beautifully,
and to Reclprocate He Straight
ened Up Her Sewing Eoom.

A busy housewife came into the sit
ting room with determined look in
her eyes.
Il really shall have to punish those
children" she began.
what have the little beggars been
up to now?" asked father, looking up
from his newspaper.
why, they've made mess OF my
sewing room.' explained the wife.
Needles. reels OF cotton, SCISSORS
everything has been hidden away in
the most unexpected places. 1t Is
really exasperating."
Her husband laid down his paper
and smiled benignly.
Il did that" he said, calmly. Then,
in answer to a questioning look, he
went on: you tidied up my desk so
beautifully the other day that thought
1t only fair to return the compliment.
SO / tidied up your sewing ROOM
Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
WHAT HE MIGHT HAVE DONE
inquiry That Would at Least Have
Shown That Husband Was Not
Altogether Indifferent.

Mrs. Enderly. wife OF Judge Ender-
ly. OF a small Missouri town. com
planned one day that she had acct
dentally swallowed button. which
she was holding In her mouth prepar-
atory to attaching TO some garment
AS the lady was rather given to
making great ado over trivial mishaps,
and as the Judge was much preoccu-
pied. he did not pay much heed. Soon
after. however. finding her In tears,
he made kindly inquiry as to their
cause.
It's your heartless in-indIfference
TO anything that h-happens to me-"
sobbed the aggrieved little woman. Il
didn't suppose you'd w-worry much
because swallowed a button. but
did think you might have taken
enough interest in II to inquire w-what
kind OF b-button 1t was. Youths
Companion.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
KNEW WHERE 1T BELONGED
information Not Just What Botanist
Was Looking For, But the Boy
Meant Well.

The famous botanist was pacing
slowly along the country road, his
eyes, as usual, roaming from side to
side for new plants to study.
Suddenly an eager look spread
across his features, and he leaned
over tie low fence inclosing cot
tage garden. He had found plant he
did not know.
What could 1t be? Il only he had a
specimen of 1t to study!
At that moment ghock-headed lad
strolled along the road and stopped
to gaze open-mouthed at him.
Il say!" called the botanist urgent
ly. See that plant there-that pale
pink one in the corner? Do you know
it?"
"Uh-hu!" said the country boy
briefly.
What's its name? Do you know
what family it belongs tor"
The lad jerked grubby thumb over
his shoulder toward the little cottage
as he spoke more briefly still.
"Higginsesl" Utica Herald-Dis-
patch.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
German Heroes Honored.

In one of the German papers re-
Gently there was a reference to Bis
marck behring's, Bismarck cigars, etc.
1t appears there are also Buelow her
rings. which run the Bismarcks very
close ir popularity, and also Buelow
hams. IL is suggested that the failure
OF pethnann-Hollweg to associate him.
self With any comestible is due to the
length CT his name. But an enthusi-
astic admirer OF Hindenburg has been
selling cheap cognac as Hindenburg
schnaps, and grog as Hindenburg tea.
Also doubtful mixture of various in
toxicants has been christened linden
burg coffee. 1t seems rather sad that
the vendor of these connections, which
were stld in Opaque cups, should
have been rewarded for his loyalty by
one months imprisonment for infring-
ing the alcohol prohibition.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01

Lady Ito maid. who has announced
her intentions of leaving 10 get mar
ried)--I hope you realize Mary, that
matrimony Is a serious matter?"
Mary fearncstly)-oh. yes. mum.
I've been TO two fortune tellers and
clairyoyant. an looked in sign book,
an dreamt on lock of hair, and been
to a palmist. and they all say it's all
right. ! ain't one TO marry reckless
like, mum.-passing Show.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
A Bad Investment.

Mrs. NaEgs-John. Wen never be
able 10 save a cent II you don't quit
being so extrayagant.
Naggs-Why, my dear. don't think
I'm at all extrayagant.
MIRA. Eaggs-of course. you are.
There's that accident policy you
bought nearly q year ago. and you
haven't used IL once. II that isn't
extravaganza I don't know what is.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
When Pat Scored.

An Irishman was one day looking at
the notice. Your King and Country
Need You" A delicate-looking Eng
lishman happened to be passing by,
and thinking to have joke at Pats
expense, started the following:
Englishman-Well. Pat, will you
volunteer for the front?
lrishman-Begob, will IL you come.
Englishman-Why do you want me
with you?
1rishman-Sure when the kaiser
sees you he will look for peace. He'll
think the British are rising from the
dead.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
News From the Front.

Vicar (who had called to read let
ter to one of his Pensioners from her
son at the front)-Your son. Mrs. Cod
ling. has been fighting In the trenches.
For whole week he was standing up
to his neck In waterl
Mrs. Codling-Well, I neverl This
war is doing some funny things, sir.
TO be sure. We couldn't get i'm to put
water anywhere near is neck when e
wos at 'ome,-London Tit-Bits.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
Always some,hlna polna.

There hasn't been change on this
bin OF fare In twenty years" growled
the grizzled patron. Have you res
taurant men no ingenuity"
'Cueas We have as much as the next
fellow
Then why don't you get up a new
dish occasionally The corner drug
gist has a new kickshaw at the soda
fountain every time you amble up to
a."
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
No, an Expert In Ice.

I'm so sorry the cream is souri,
said young Mrs. Torkins.
Everything in tho refrigerator ap
pears TO be spoiled" commented b.
husband.
IT'S the ice mans fault He win
bring around artificial ice. and l can't
tell 1t from the genuine"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
DO NOT HESITATE
To Use cuticura on skln-Tortursd
Babies. Trial Free.

A hot bath with Cuticura Soap and
gentle application Of Cuticura ONT
ment at once relieve. permit rest and
sleep and point to speedy healment
OF eczemas. rashes. itehings and irri-
tations OF infants and children even
In severe cases.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard CuticurG, Dept. Ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-.Adv.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
soIacn for Poor Luck.

Even when a man falls TO catch
any fish, the outing does him good and
he comes back In better health said
the optimistic angler.
Perhaps that is true in some
cases." replied his blbulous friend,
but ! find that the less inducement
there is to pull cork out of the wa
ter, the more there is to pull one ~
of q bottle"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01

"when you married me you said
was tho only woman In the world for
YOU
so did. mr. dear"
DO you s;ill think soi'
why. OF course"
"Pnhawi"
why the skepticixm. my love-"
Il think you might al least take your
Pipe out OF your month 10 say III"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
No Trouble at All.

Il saved three today said the first
lifeguard.
Pretty good said the second life
guard. Il saved only two, but they
were fat. Yours were thin"
Huh. ! had the dickens of time
keeping mine above water. but you
just towed those fat women to shore"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build Tn The system

Take the Old Standard GROVE S
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking. as the formula is
printed on every label, showing it is
Quinine and Iron in tasteless form The
Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron
builds up the system. so cents Adv.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
BREAKING the News.

When. according to Answers, Pat
Hogan burst into the house crying.
Frs. Flanagan, yure mon, Mike. has
Just fell off the scaffolding and killed
himself, bedad!" Mrs. Flanagan col
lapsed into a chair.
"Aisy, aisy!" Pat continued. ""Tis
only his leg thot's broke. It's rejoiced
ye1l be TO hear it, when ye thought he
was killed fur-r-sti"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
Pisaslna conysrsatlon.

MY dear. know he says n great
many things about your good looks"
What OF itT''
1T Ia mere fatiery."
well. maybe II H." said the girl.
but II sounds good I'd rather listen
10 that sort OF talk than literary con-
vsrsation or opinions about the length
of the war"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
Far Removed.

DO you know that come from
fighting atock?" asked Mr.. Pillbeck, in
a threatening manner.
"Umph," replied Mr.. Wallick, not at
all impressed. Il suspect you've been
coming long time and haven't
stopped yet"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
Theory and Practice.

First AbleBodied Male--Woman'
place ia in the home. AS was tell
Ing my wife
Second Abie-Bodied Malc--By the
bye. BIN. what's yer wife doln' now?
First Able Bodied Male--Wogkin Ia
the eannery.-Judge.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
After the Trial.

Now II you are acquitted" said tho
lawyer, you can go on the stage" :
"But suppose should happen to be
convicted?"
"Um. In that case, suppose you'll
have to- write a book"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
Conclusive.

The young man had come for the
ail-important task OF seeing father"
and he was equal to the occasion.
NJ. Gotrox-My daughters, young
man, are both worth their weight in
gold
Suit0,-Then the fact that am ask
Ing fer the smaller one proves. at any
rate, that | am not mercenary.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
Meant Safety.

A Scotchman and an Irishman met
in the country one day and during
their conversation a motorcar passed
By: the Seotchman said he hated the
smell of a motorcar; but Paddy said
he liked II.
"Why?" said the Scotchman. and
Paddy said when he smelt it he knew
the danger was past.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
conoeIsed.

How conceited she is."
What makes you think so?"
Il proposed 10 her and she said she
wouldn't marry the best man on
earth"
We'll, what OF that"
Il was the man she was referring
to."-Detroit Free Press.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01

Gayboy '15--struck job yet. old
top?
Grinder --Well--er-not exactly.
I've been quite busy. though, trying 10
cell my prize thesis. THE Solution of
the Great Problem OF the Unem-
ployedp to some magazine.--Puck.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
Blind TO the Biscuits.

do you believe the way to mans
heart lies through his stomach. Mrs.
rllcher?"
- Certainly not"
sYou have other views, them"
Most assuredIy. Tickle his vanity,
and he'll eat anything"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
a strone Opinion.

Fritz-You know Limburger cheese
improves with age.
Fred--I don't believe It. think It
smells just as bad when It's twenty
years old as it did the day Il was
made.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
out Of the Question.

Now, my boy, get to work. The
world is your oyster"
Just so, dad; but | can't get to
work for month yet. Oysters won't
be in season until September. -
Judge.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
Tired of Waiting.

"Of course the war can't last for
ever" said the optimist.
"Of course not" asserted the pes.
simist. but. confound it. neither can
wei"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
His Success.

"How's he succeeding as q reform
err"
Great. He's got the whole neigh
borhood feeling miserable about their
pleasures"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01

When a woman has a headache 1t
is natural; but when man has q
headache 1t u usually acquired.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01
Why. Certainly.

Flatbush-My wife is always on the
wpng side OF question.
+ Bensonhurst-How do you know
che Is?
"Because she never agrees with
me-"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-10-01

The Village Jokesmlsh.
II kent sleep these days."
"Haow be tibet, Cy?"
u sleep nights. Record.