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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
SOUR, ACID sToMAcHs,
GASES OR INDIGESTION
Each "Pape's DIapepsin" DIgests 5000
grains food, ending all stomach
misery In five minutes.

Time 1t In five minutes all stom.
ach distress will go. No indigestion,
heartburn, sourness or belching of gas,
acid, or eructations of undigested food,
no dizziness, bloating, foul breath or
headache.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed In regulating upset stomachs.
1t Is the surest, quickest stomach rem
edy In the whole world and besides 1t
is harmless. Put an end to stomach
trouble forever by getting a large
fifty-cent case Of Pape's Diapepsin
from any drug store. You realize In
five minutes how needless 1t is to suf.
fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any
stomach disorder. It's the quickest,
surest and most harmless stomach
doctor In the world.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
new ARMOR PLATE
The New Process, it is
Claimed, Will Make
Large Guns Useless.

Another Of the series OF experiments to
determine the resisting power of a cer-
tain class Of armor was recently conduct
ed with extremely satisfactory results.
Fortifications built of this metal might
be made indestructible and 1t would be
useless to lombard them.
1t is also useless to try to make sue
cess in life If handicapped by poor health.
You lack the strength and stamina neces-
sary to win.
In the majority OF cases Of poor health,
stomach trouble Is the real cause; but
this can be corrected by careful diet and
the assistance Of Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters. 1t tones strengthens and helps
the digestive functions and when the food
Is properly dgested, strength and re-
neWed yigor is sent coursing through the
entire system.
The proper time for action is when you
notice the, first symptoms Of weakness,
such as loss of appetite, headache, bloat-
ing, heartburn, sour stomach, indiges-
ton or constipation and by resorting to
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters you can help
Nature conquer them. Delay only aggra-
Yates matters and prolongs your suffer-
ing.
Take bottle home with you today but
see that the stamp over the neck is un-
broken.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12

ing good health now and owe it all to
your remedies. ! take pleasure In tell
ing my friends and neighbors about
them. Mrs. MATTE HALEY, 601 COL
quhone Street. Danville, Va.
No woman suffering from any form
Of female troubles should lose hope un-
Ill she has given Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound fair trial.
This famous remedy, the medicinal
ingredients of which are derived
from native roots and herbs, has for
forty years proved to be most valua-
BILE tonic and invigorator Of the fe-
male organism. Women everywhere
bear willing testimony to the wonderful
virtue of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound.
II you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia T.. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compoundwill help you,write
to Lydia E.Pinkham Medicine Co.
(confidential) Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened.
read and answered by u woman,
and held In strict confidence.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
MEXICO RECEIVES STRONG
NOTE FROM UNITED STATES

Washington, d. C. - General Car.
rama has been informed in a note
from the United States government
that unless there is an improvement in
conditions with respect to foreigners
and their interests in Mexican terri.
tory under his control, such steps as
may be necessary will be taken by the
American government to obtain the
the desired protection.
The note is the strongest and most
emphatic document that has been sent
by the Washington government to
Mexico since the correspondence with
Huerta a year ago. Carranza is
warned that the United States has
viewed with deep concern the growing
complaints by foreigners generally
against his administration of affairs
and now, in effect, demands an early
change.
The contents of the communication
was revealed to several of the ambas-
sadors and ministers here, who ex-
pressed satisfaction at its urgent Ian
guage. Some regarded it as an entire
change of policy toward Mexico on the
part of the United States.
Some movements of American war
ships have been ordered, the effect Of
which will be a naval demonstration
such as, it is hoped by some officials,
will convince General Carranza of the
determination of the American gov
ernment to obtain change in condi-
tions in Mexico City.
Secretary Daniels conferred with
President Wilson over the propects of
sending additional warships to Vera
Cruz. Only one vessel, the battleship
Delaware, has been at Vera Cruz for
several weeks, but five warships will
be in that vicinity in few days. It
has been planned to send the Delaware
to Guantanamo soon to join the At
lantic fleet in its spring maneuvers.
AS result of the latest develop
ments the Delaware will remain at
Vera Cruz indefinitely; the cruiser
Tacoma left Port au Prince, Hayti,
under orders to proceed at once to
Vera Cruz; the gunboat Petrol already
is enroute from Mobile, Ala, and the
cruiser Des Moines is bound from Pro-
gresso to Vera Cruz, while the gunboat
Sacramento is at Tampico.
Other available light-draft vessels
valuable than battleships in
tropical waters = are the gunboats
Wheeling and Nashville, being held
in readiness with the armored cruiser
Washington, in Haitien and Domini-
can waters, while the entire Atlantic
fleet of 81 first-class battIeships is
at Guatanamo, within two and
half days sail of Vera Cruz.
Mr.. Daniels gave this summary Of
the position Of the warships, but de-
clined to discuss future movements.
That conditions again have reached
an acute crisis was admitted at all the
government departments.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
R.Mu. No. II. 1915

WHEN writing 20 advertisers. pissss nsn-
tion this paper.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Disease Slpeeps Prison.

Geneva. via Paris = Advices from
Serbia set forth that typhoid fever
PREVAILS among the Austrian prisoners
to the number of 10000, who are in
the hands of the Serbians. The Swiss
government has been notified by the
Serbian military authorities that
Swiss doctor by the name of Lschie-
der, who has been serving with the
Serbian medical corps, was dead of the
disease. The Serbians are asking for
more doctors.
Smallpox is also said to be raging
among these Austrian prisoners.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Big Air Fleet Makes
SlDOOp on German Base

London-The admiralty has issued
the following statement:
wing Commander Longmore re-
ports that an air attack on Ostend was
carried out Tuesday afternoon by six
aeroplanes of the naval wing. Of
these, two had to return owing to their
petrol freezing. The remainder reach
ed Ostend and dropped IL bombs on
the submarine repair base and four
bombs on the Kursaal, the headquar-
ters of the military.
"All the machines and pilots re-
turned. 1t is probable that consider
able damage was done. No submarines
were seen in the basin. The attack
was carried out in fresh north-north-
west wind"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
The Silent Hour.

One Of the most valuable and ef-
fective methods of relaxation, recently
tried for both children and mother,
has been "the silent hour" immedi-
ately after luncheon. Each member
of the family's privilege Of reading,
writing or sleeping is respected dur
ing this hour, in which children-after
a few days trial-readily cooperate.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
10 CENT "cAscARETs"
IF BILIOUS OR coSTivE
For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach,
Sluggish Liver and Bowels-They
work while you sleep.

Furred Tongue. Bad Taste, Indlges.
tion, Sallow>Skin and Miserable Head
aches come from torpid liver and
clogged bowels. which cause your
stomach to become filled with undi.
gested food, which .sours and ferments
like garbage in swill barrel. That's
the first step to untold misery--indi.
gestlon. foul gases. bad breath. yellow
skin, mental fears. everything that Is
horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret
tonight will give your constlpated
bowels thorough cleansing and
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep--a 10-cent box
from your druggist will keep you feel.
ing good for months,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Dreams,

It Is q common saying that one
dreams of that which one has been
thinking most about. This is the ex-
ception and not the rule. The dream
may be Of something that one thought
Of at some time, but possibly not for
years, that would not be recalled in
waking hours, which had lain dormant
In the mind, to be prosaically re-
hearsed through some operation of
physical functions, such as impeded
respiration. feverish conditions, some
posture Of the body, late supper, pos
sibly ended with dessert of mince
pie. stomachic distress, clogging of the
circulation or some bodily pain.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
ASHAMED OF HER
BAD COMPLEXION

Many nice, and otherwise attrac-
tive, girl is social failure because of
her poor complexion. II you, too, are
embarrassed by pimply, blotchy, un-
slightly skin, resinol will probably
clear it. Just try resinol soap and
resinol ointment regularly for week
and see If they do not make a blessed
difference in your skin. Sold by all
druggists. Prescribed by doctors for
20 years for most skin troubles. Adv.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
A POTATO ROMANCE

"If l were farmer boy, or boy with
out capital, and wanted an early compe
tency, I'd start right out growing Pota-
toes" said Henry Schroeder, the Potato
king Of the Red River Valley, whose story
in the John A. Salzer Seed Co.'s Catalogue
reads stranger than romance.
That advice of Mr.. Schroeder's, the self
made Potato king. comes from a warm
heart, a level head, an active hand, and
above all, successful Potato grower!
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12

Paris-The Revue Blue prints the
diary of a German sergeant-major,
who had charge of the telegraph SER
vice in the Verdun district, in which
the following telegram, sent by the
German crown prince to his wife Sep
tember 8, was preserved:
"After hard fight we have forced
the passage of the Meuse, always find
ing the enemy fortified in new posi-
tions. This means terrible losses, but
we advance. Papa, last night at Mar
vile was very sad. Won Wedel has
been killed"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
TAKE This MANS ADVICE
TRY The GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY

1t always gives me pleasure to rec.
ommend anything that is right and so
[ feel 1t my duty to herald the praises
Of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root.
For years I was troubled with kid
ney disease and 1t was so intense that
[ was bedridden for days at a time.
gave up all hope and doctors for
miles around gave me no help. Incl
dentally | tried several patent rene
dies and at last tried Swamp-Root.
From the first it gave me relief and
1t was, no time before was able to be
up and around and now am perfectly
well and able to work as used to be-
fore my terrible sickness.
So now let, me thank you for your
wonderful discovery and take this op-
portunity to recommend it to all who
suffer from kidney troubles.
Yours very truly,
WALTER SILVER,
Hope, Ark.
Subscribed and sworn to before me,
this 25th day Of March, 1912.
A. V. WARE, Notary Public.
Welch, Ark.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Much In Brief Dream.

Il is written of one of the most
eminent of Englishmen who was die
tating to his amanuensis chapters Of
an important work, and while SO en-
gagged was overcome by sleep. He
dreamed of matters Of great moment
of diplomatic conferences, exhaustins
many days and weeks. Becoming
awake he chided hir secretary for per
mittlng him t. sleep, and war astound-
ed tc 3e told by tn scrivener that
he had not finished the last sentence
that haL been dictated. Volumes have
been written crammed with such ak.
periences in infinite variety
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
GIVE "SYRuP OR FIGS"
TO cONSTIPATED CHILD
Delicious "Fruit Laxative" can't harm
tender little stomach, liver
and bowels.

Look at the tongue, mother! If
coated, your little ones stomach, liver
and bowels need cleansing at once.
When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't
sleep, eat or act naturally, or is fever
ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has
sore throat, diarrhoea, full Of cold,
give a teaspoonful of California
Syrup of Figs" and in a few hours all
the foul, constipated waste, undigest-
ed food and sour bile gently moves
out of its little bowels without grip
ing, and you have well, playful child
again. Ask your druggist for So
cent bottle of California Syrup Of
Figs" which contains full directions
for babies, children of all ages and
for grown-ups.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Taking No Chances.

At Scotch watering place one sum-
mer, Macpherson was found stretched
In a contented mood on the sands,
putting his old pipe. Come on. Mac, y
said his companion, who had Just come
from town, Tets go for sail" INA,
na," replied Macpherson. slowly shak-
Ing his head. Il hae had a guild din
ner at the cost o three and saxpence,
an I'm takin no risks
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Tho Honor .h. Boy Scout.

Tho most important scout virtue is
that Of honor indeed, that is the basis
Of all scout virtues and is closely al
lied to that of selfrespect. When :.
scout promises to do thing on his
honor, he Is bound to do it. The honor
of scout will not permit of anything
but the highest and the best and the
manifest. The honor Of scout is a
sacred thing, and cannot be lightly set
aside or trampled on.-From the Boy
Scout Handbook.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Mines In Warfare.

A land mine In warfare consists of
a charge of high explosive buried in
the ground, and arranged SO as to
explode when the enemy's troops are
over it. Mines are also used in siege
warfare, tunnels being driven under
the enemy's Notifications and enor.
nous quantities Of high explosive
placed in them.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
PORTLAND SEED co.
Northwestern Agents for KOw-KURE.
Portland Oregon.
Tho Boy VINO Dreams.

It is good thing for the farmer boy
to have an imagination. says the Prai-
rie Farmer. 1t is good thing for
him to dream dreams and see Vi
sions." It takes dreamer to see the
Transformation that intelligent effort
will bring to pass on the old place.
1t takes dreamer to see how much
more desirable that place will be in
ten years than a job in dry goods
store.-Emporia Gazette.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Steel We. Iron.

For some purpose iron is to be
preferred to steel and vice verse. To
easily distinguish one from the other,
make bright spot on the metal with
q file or sand paper and apply single
drop Of nitric acid. Allow 1t to re-
main for one or two minutes and wash
or wipe off. II the spot has pale
ashy appearance 1t is wrought iron;
II 1t is brownish black, 1t is steel;
Il q deep black. 1t is cast iron.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12

How is this. Herr Zwetscke? You
have got your room full Of oleanders
and other tropical plants, and tele.
phone, / see.' you see ! have been
asked to compose q poem on spring.
that Is why I have had telephone
laid on the public park to enable me to
listen to the singing Of the Birds
Der Flob.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
pIpefish Has "Pocket. Il"

The pipefsh, as 1t Is called, from
the length Of its jaws, has a pocket on
the under side Of its body nearly half
its length. 1t Is found in the male
species only, and is the only part Of
its body which is unprotected by large
fiat plates, which take the place Of
scales in its protective armor. In this
pocket the young fish are carried very
similar to the way the kangaroo car.
ries its young.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12

How easily we lose poise, swept by
the current Of life! Our root Is not
deep enough, Consider the lily rest
ing on the face of the waters. Its roots
far below. How serene 1t rides the
ripples. and how confidently 1t has
sought the light. that its life may ex.
pand therein above the turbulence of
the waves!-Trinities and Sanctities.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Left Over.

Robert" said his mother, what mis-
chief have you been UP to now? I
can tell by the look in your eyes that
you have been naughty" "Oh," re-
piled Robert, that's part Of the look
left over from the last time I was
naughty"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Beneflt In comradeshIp,

Hall the difficulty of fighting any Sc
we're battle or accomplishing any hard
task vanlshes when q man feels that
he has comrades at his side fighting in
the same cause. so that the eyes Of
those he loves are upon him. and their
hearts praying for his victory.-C. j..
Perry.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Damaued Goods.

Kate-So Alice broke her engage
ment with Jack because the doctor
said he had a tobacco heart.
Marie-Yes, and | don't blame her.
What girl wants husband that's dam
aged by smoke?-Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Letter TO
DR.. Kilner q Co.,
Binghamton, NY.
Prove What Swamp-Root viii Do For You

Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer G. Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y. for a sample size
bottle. 1t will convince anyone. You
will also receive booklet of valuable
information, telling about the kidneys
and bladder When writing, be sure
and mention this paper. Regular
fifty-cent and one-dollar size bottles
for sale at all drug stores.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Bernhardt Able to Sit Up.

Bordeaux - The bulletin just issued
by DR.. Denuce. who is attending Sarah
Bernhardt at the hospital here to
which she is patient, following the
recent amputation of her right leg,
says: Madame Bernhard is able to
sit up. Her condition is excellent"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12

much better Jhan 1
did when the doctor
was treating me. /
don't suffer any
bearing down pains
at all now andI sleep
well. ! cannot say
enough for Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound and
Liver Pills as they
have done SO much
for me, / am enjoy
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Duty Ever Present.

A sense of duty pursues us ever,
II is omnipresent. like the Deity. II
we take to ourselves the wings Of the
morning and dwell in the uttermost
parts of the sea. duty performed or
duty violated is still with us, for our
happiness or our misery. Web
ater.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Above Them All.

Homan--"One Of the walters at this
place was formerly duke, one of the
chefs was count and the bellhop
was prince" Ryontoo--"I suppose
the manager was formerly king or
emperor" Homan--"No; he was a
milk wagon driver."--New York Sun.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Nrw MODERN DANCING.

E. Fletcher Hallamore. the leading Dancing Ex-
have used ALIENS FOoT-EASE. the antiseptic
powder to be shaken into the shoes. for ten years.
and recommend it to all my pupils" 1t cures and
prevents sore feet. Sold by all Drug and Depart
ment Stores, 25c. Sample FREE. Address. Allen
s. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Early SIava.Holdinu State,

Maryland was an early slave-hold-
ing colony, for in 1642 Governor Cal
vert bargained with a certain ship
master for the delivery Of 13 African
Slaves"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
A sllaht plfarnee.

First Father--"What? Your son is
an undertaken? Why. I thought you
said he was doctor" Second Pater
nal Relative--"No; said that he fol-
lowed the medical profession.'-H
ward Lampoon
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12

Wonder If There Was a Chauffeur?
Six centuries ago the Chinese used
a vehicle that carried passengers and
dropped pebble in receptacle to
measure every mile that was trav-
ersed.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Neutrality Note.

When mother-in-law gets mad at
wife and demands her passports so she
can leave, husband is a fool If he
doesn't remain neutral. - Florida
Times Union.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Common Practice.

As soon as some young fellows get
what they think is going to be o
steady job they begin to estimate the
possible number of vacations they will
get In a year.-Toledo Blade.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Cheaper.

Cheaper.
"A waist for salesgirl" is describ-
ed by fashion writer. But in what
respect does salesgirl's waist differ
from that Of duchess Louisville
Courier-Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12

Art is long and time is fleeting, and
we are reminded that the bizarre val
entine will soon be in our midst again
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12

Important Accessory, Anyhow
The automobile people to the con-
trary Notwithstanding. the best spark
ing device continues to be sofa, with
the lights turned low.--Judge.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
Out for the Dollars.

81 hear Rev. Mr.. Sharpe intends to
resign from the ministry" Eyes. He
says there is no money in marrying
people. SO he intends to practice law
aud divorce them"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12

The woman-Id rather live on bread
and water than on charity.
The tramp-Yes, mum; there's no
accountin' fer taste. - Philadelphia
Ledger.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12

Equal parts Of ammonia and turpen.
tine will take paint out of clothing, no
matter how hard or dry 1t is. Satur-
ate spots two or three times, then
wash In warm soapsuds.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12

Society note - Mr.. Woodchuck
Grounding will return from his winter
residence tomorrow. Perhaps he will
be shadowed.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12

The Source of the Golden Eggs.
SIS it true that the appendix is alb
solutely useless?" asked the medical
student
"Useless?" thundered the professor,
why, sir it's veritable gold mine for
surgeons!" s!"-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first
put up 40 years ago. They regulate
and invigorate stomach. liver and bow
els. Sugar-coated tiny granules.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12
WHAT $40 DID
FOR this WOMAN
The Price She Paid for Lydia
E.Pinkham'sV Vegetable Com.
pound Which Brought
Good Health.

Danville, Va. "Ihave only spent ten
dollars on your medicine and ! feel SO
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12

The submarine a sportsman is,
AS the sporting instinct goes,
It stalks its game most cunningly
And loves to shoot torpe-does.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-12

The moon is setting good example
to the bibulously inclined. He is 60
ing to 60 through February without
getting full.