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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-19
For SaIe o. E1ehange-KeaI Estate.

For Sale or Exchange-Real Estate.
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FOR SALE OR TRADE for lots, my equity
Of $1,000 in $500 vendor lien note Write
391. care Herald
FOUR ACRES-Dorbsrdt tract. miles
from town. facing county road Bargain;
part trade; anything Phone 1875
FOR SALE AT LAS CRUCES. y. n.
Ny story building and room house,
opposite depot Grocery below and rooms
above. $500. part cash. Will accept resi-
dence lots El Paso 20 $500. Investigate
this I am sick and want 10 90 east Box
u. Las Cruces. n II
TRADING PROPOSITION.
North side apartment house. nearly new.
income 500 month Price S35, 900. VIII
cash as first payment Rents VIII pay bal
ance out
Cassidy & NeeI- Phone SEQ.
GOOD LOTS. clear Of debt. in East Fl
Paso. Government Hill Grand View or Al
tura Park. or 4 TO room houses clear OF
debt 10 value Of $500. wanted in exchange
on a modern house. close IN on paved street.
Total value $500 II you want 20 get big
rent payer close in. here IS your chance.
address Owner. p o. box I15-
EQUITY IN A DESIRABLE HOUSE wanted
in exchange for & southeast corner lots in
Grand View. Lots are clear Of debt VIII
202 Herald Bldg
WILL TRADE from TO 4 good school Sec
lions 10 miles north OF Fl PasO on Santa Fe
Missouri. Oklahoma or Arkansas land. Pre-
fer 20 trade all FOR unimproved land all in
one body and uniucumbered- Write fully
to NaEness care Herald
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-19

$3.50.
corner lots. nice little frame
house. Terms as you like.
$500.
room bungalow, modern in
every respect. all builtin fea-
lures $3.50 cash. BAR $40 per
month
$500.
room, blocks Alta Vista
school. 2 fun lots. south 'front.'
trees. grass. flowers Nice little
home
$500.
room bunEalowssup to min
ute. garage 1 block car line.
$50 cash. balance monthly.
VALLEY LANDS-S1O00.
10 acres. 3 in grapes. 8 in
fruit trees. in alfalfa. ! in
truck. We are going 10 sell
this for $1,000 cash Think Of IT,
100 ACRES.
$50 per acre Real land. Got
20 sell.
White-Paden Realty Co.
Phone 1873.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-19
Stoekr and Ronds.

The par value Of United Verde Extension
stock is SOC. The recent rise from soc TO
$3.50 gives the mine a stock market valua-
tion OF about s5.oO0.OOO. A 500 percent in
crease on an investment Is sometimes a
fair profit
Curtiss-Manning Co.
Stocks and Bonds.
e Paso, Texas
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-19
DALLAS. TEXAS.

DALLAS. TEXAS.
Two good room homes nicely situated
and rented at 500 a month. VIII trade
for g swell Il Paso home. Sunset Heights
preferred. and pay cash difference II necss-
sary. Price $4,000
Cassidy 8 Neel. Phone $40.
a.HOMEs OUR SPECIALITY"
$500, Near Arizona St room pebble
dash. east front, 40 feet OF ground Your
chance to start an investment. Rents for
SIS. 9100 down, SIS monthly viii buy it.
In Alta Nista-E room modern brick east
front, neer car line fenced; enough ground
10 build another house. Cut from $500 20
$500 Small cash payment balance ike
rent
s Room BungaIOW-0ever occupied. fur
mace. hardwood floors. on corner 70 feet.
fronting south, paving paid; near car line
and not very far out $500 down. balance
monthly $4,000.
500 Down. balance like rent room brick
and on corner. fronting east on car line and
near school cut from $4,000 20 $500.
Owner out OF city. wants to sell quick.
This s Room Brick must be sacrificed;
front: nowt renting for $40 monthly. Cost
owner $500 Cut to $500 $1,000 viii han
ole it. Must sell
On St. Yrain-5 room brick $3.50. Owner
wants quick money; east front. walking dis
lance. Take a look before you buy; some
Hawkins Bros. to collect your rents.
Two Lots 500 Each-On Nevada St
close in, parking paid. These lots are worth
$1,000 each Only a few days at this price
meut site. 104ElzO- The cheapest buy on
the market Must be sold quick. % per
cent less than surrounding prices
80 Acres to Trade for roomiug house.
Value s-10O
Hawkins Bros. Phone sSO0.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-19
For Sale-BieYcIes.

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EOH'S BICYCLE for sale cheap. Phone
mornings 49,.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-19
For Sale Real Estats-Citr Properly.

I VI OoAE AeEe4 L1lolG-NsAll I E0NGALys
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MONTANA ST. BUNGALOW-Strictly mod
ern. huiltin features. heating plant: small
cash payment. balance easy Phone 4S15 W
FOR SALE BY OWNER-Nice brick house
on corner. lots. sleeping porch; close 70 Ear
line; small cash. good terms Highland
Park, AURORA s2soo.
BEAUTIFUL Montana St home for sale BY
owner, : rooms: lot 371zx120 #; located vat
1873 Montana $500. Mrs. Nichelmors
Herald office
A HOME BARGAIN.
The incest place you ever saw for the
money. Modern 5 room red pressed brick
bungalow, all builun features, hardwood
floors. breakfast room. dressing room. nice
lawn. IS feet OF ground; on Fl. Boulevard
in Grand View. on car line. Price only
}4oo0-S50o cash II, you look at 1t you
viii buy It.
ID. G. Heineman-
Phone s45- EOS Mills St
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-19
For Sale Real Estate
Country ProperfE.

FOR SALE acres on paved road. oppo-
site Cinecue Park Two fine lots. Manhat-
tan Heights See owner Phone 1o1.
FOR SALE-Adooe house. one acre ground
on paved county road and interurban: ideal
place for chicken ranch. $1,000; terms
call sos san Antonio St
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-19

COUNTY ROAD BARGAIN.
$500 buys % acres about miles down
on paved road. all cleared and has about
50 bearing fruit trees; close 10 interurban
station $3.50 cash
BUNGALOW BARGAIN.
New room red pressed brick bungalow,
all builtin features. hardwood floors, giassed
in sleeping porch. lot s0N14O. This Is one
Of the best built houses in e Paso. Price
only $3.50; good terms
ALTURA BARGAIN.
$3.50 cash buys . corner lots on Highland
Park car line; perfectly level
HIGHLAND PARK BARGAIN.
Modern 4 room brick house. south front
43 foot lot; close TO car line Price $500
$500 cash. Owner paid S2750
ANOTHER BARGAIN.
$500 buys room adobe house on Camp
Dell. close TO Third St. $500 cash
ID. &. Heineman.
Phone s45. 20s Mills St
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-19

WILL SELL YOU GOOD lots
And pay cash difference for well
secured vendor lien notes
against city property.
Good IA room rOoming house
3T5zI1AO It. VIII trade for 8
or room house in north part
OF town.
room house and lots.
Main St. Ysleta- for 23000.
acres miles down new-
road. at $3.50 per acre; quick
sale: nearly all in alfalfa
Snap
10000 acres 50 miles OF Fl
Psso TO trade for upper valley
property
SEE Us"
DaFis-Tandy Com. Co.
Rooms 5I2-14 Trust Building.
Phone 301f.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-19
For SaEe-Roominp Home.

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FOR SALE room rooming house. $3.50:
easy terms Apply 1015 E. Overland St
BUY FROM OWNER - a Housekeeping
rooms, close in; money maker. X p.
Herald
FOR SALE-Rooming house. 70 rooms.
sleeping porch. always full reasonable rent.
close iu. Phone 1851
ROOM HOUSE. rent only $3.50 including
water, rooms rented for $50. Yours for
1850 $500 cash. balance easy. Hurry
Creel With
James L Mari & Co. Phone sos.
rooms; rent $50 .--.---.-....-.-.. 3S5
Z rooms; close IN observation-disclosures. SIS
rooms; close in. l. H. K.......... coo
rooms beauty sip. rooms.-........ $50
rooms. baths. new building ...... 500
is rooms; all apts: rent s50.-........ $50
- rooms. trans. hotel ..--.-...--.... $500
- rooms down town Observation-Disclosures -A00
20 rooms. $3.50 net income. .--.--.-.S Special
All on easy terms and proven money
makers.
la sale Realty Co.
Herald BuilisnE- Phone 1ss
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-19

DAIRY SITES FOR RENT
OR SALE.
8 room frame house. s lots.
Val Verde on county road and
car line. For sale at $500.
For rent at SO.
room adobe house, lots.
big barns and sheds, Lincoln
Park For rent at $3.50
Fisk-Ramsey Realty Co.
Phone 1913. Trust Bldg.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-19

WAREHOUSE on TRACK
Near union depot. leased at 500 a month.
Price 311.500. VIII take lots Up TO $500
as first payment. Time on balance.
Cassidy & Seel. Phone go.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-19

SIN ROOM BUNGALOW.
HIGHLAND PARK-SS5O0.
Almost new bungalow. close
in on Portland Ave. Highland
Park s rooms. s35OO: terms
Eisk-Ramsey Realty Co.
Trust Bldg Phone 1913.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-19

ElLI N q UEoIElIbLE HUI 81 WaUIel
in exchange for 4 southeast corner lots in
Grand View. Lots are clear Of debt Will
consider bargains only. Howell Realty Co.
20e Herald Bldg.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-11-04

at the Custom House, for the week
ended October 80. amounted TO siS,-
798,442, against s67,5S0,9O6 the pre-
vious week and s23,32i,652 in the cor
responding period last year. Since
January /, Sl.3oO.550.15l. against $751;
22l.330 in the corresponding period
last year.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-11-04

WEEKLY EXPORT FIGURES.
The exports Of merchandise from the
Port Of New York, officially reported
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-11-04
THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE
WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER ,, 1915.

of l37ioO Monday
From January to
date again n
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-11-04
LONDON HALTS ON
ASQUITH SPEECH
Gold Mines and Copper and Dia'
mond Shares BOught-Amer-
leans Quiet.

London, Nov. 3.-The stock market
TO day was somewhat subdued on Pre-
mier Asquith's warning regarding the
heavy financial burden the country was
bearing. Gold mines. diamond and cop
per shares were in good demand and
japanese bonds and Grand Trunk re-
manned firm, but Brazilian issues were
easy. Consols were unchanged at So.
The new war loan closed Il higher,
at g6%.
In the American section the low
priced shares received the most atten-
ton. Missouri. Kansas e. Texas leading.
Canadian Pacific was active and weak.
The market closed quiet in the absence
of lead from New York.
The Bank of England bought fSG9, 900
in bar gold and released $4,000 in SOW
ereigns for miscellaneous purposes and
shipped $4,000 TO America. American
exchange was quiet and steady at AGA.
Easier conditions prevailed in the
money and discount markets. Treasury
bills were in good demand at the Bank
of England. Money loaned at 3 u to 4
per cent Discount rates for short bills
were AZ to 4ia per cent; for three
months. &. TO 415-i6 per cent
Gold premium at Lisbon was 800.
Paris. Nov. 8. Trading was quiet on
the Bourse to-day. Three per cent
rentes closed 10 centimes lower, at 90
francs 30 centimes. Exchange on Lon
don, u francs SO "a centimes.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-11-04
DIVIDENDS DECLARED.

can Increase OF y per cont. a."
cant Extra tlnitiA eASs Nsiasn@
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-11-04

The following table gives the closing
bid and asked prices for stocks which
are listed but which were not dealt in
on the Stock Exchange Wednesday:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-11-04
CENTRAL ARKANSAS RAILWAY
& LIGHT CORPORtTION
THE AMERICAN TOBACCO CoMPA>'
III Iifth Avenue. 80

New Yor. November 3. lfi,,
A dividend q SO has beea declared nl.. ,s,
Common Stock OF The American Iooac,e '...s a
PAYABLE December l. 1915. % siockAe.",, aii
record al the close of business N0'emo1 ID ~
'HS>A' WIZ ~ NJ ". HICKS Treasury
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-11-04
LONDON CLOSING PRICES

sEI dividend.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-11-04
puBLIC Utility SECURITIES.

sPAr valus w. tEI dividend
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-11-04
ON THE CONSOLIDATED.

In contrast to weakness displayed BY
the war stocks. the railroad issues
stood out on the Consolidated Ex-
change, showing special frmness in
many instances. Crucible went as low
as 1874, Baldwin declined to 1858, Can
TO 59A and Maxwell Motor TO 74S..
Reading, after reacting to S3B, ad-
vanced to ssh. United States Steers
HIGH was S7L and low SO.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-11-04
Northern Bank Dividend Ready

Albany, Nov. 3.-Justice Philbin, OF
the Supreme Court, signed an order
to-day authorizing Eugene Lamb Rich
ards. Superintendent of Banks, 70 pay
further dividend Of per cent to
all creditors of the Northern Bank
who have proved their claims. This
will make q total Of 65 per cent paid
creditors.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-11-04
Railroad Earnings.

The following comparative railroad
reports for September have been r:ade
public:
Chicago. Burlington a Quincy-Gfoss s. zoe ssI
insresse t527 os5. ne, after taxes fs.AsS0o. 10
crease s364.sS6.
Iouis,fIs a SGshnns-Gross 81 ss7. use inereass
soc. zoe; net after tsIes sl.sSs.t3i increase
Hocfins vIlry-Gross teTs.fis. decrease ,fi1So .
90, S1ss. bot. Increase o.. $50.
A. Louis Southeastern fsef las. incresse
o.. sfi net s'ter istss iso3.iif increase ti'tH)
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-06-10
I, Bryan a Victim Of Conspiracy

The spectacular exit OF Secretary Bryan from
the cabinet naturally starts gossip and specula-
ton. In his behalf worshipers at the Bryan
shrine are already picturing him as the victim
OF a gigantic conspiracy, which falling to keep
him out OF the presidents official family, began
efforts at once to discredit him, and kept at It
necessarily until they have now--to use a street
expression got his goat"
But we are constrained to doubt that Mr..
Bryan thinks himself a victim Of conspiracy or
feels that he was forced to resign except as a
consequence Of his own deliberately taken posi-
ton in conflict with the policy determined on
by the president. His friends cannot make the
conspiracy charge stick without including Mr..
Wilson on the side Of the conspirators, either
one OF them OF being used by them to
accomplish their ends. which they will
hardly do.
When Mr.. Bryan went into the cabinet he
knew he would not lie on a bed of roses; that
he would be the target for the political bomb
throwers that he would get plenty OF blame
and mighty little credit. And he has really
done nothing on his own account distnguishable
from the team work OF the whole administration
that would call for a conspiracy aimed particu-
larry against him. The truth is, as The Bee has
already said. Mr.. Bryan has disappointed both
friends and foes in remaining in the cabinet and
submitting to Fubordination so long as he has.
Perhaps he himself hoped TO complete the whole
four years with the president, but no one else
had such expectation. II just is not in Mr..
Bryan, any more than in Mr.. Wilson, to have
someone else tell him what he must or must not
say and do.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-06-10
BIZ Of a Breeze in Great BRITAIN.

While the Irish we're willing TO declare
moratorium on local politics. pending settle
ment OF the more momentous questions engross-
ing the attention OF British statesmen, 1t was
not to be expected that they would eft silent
while an outspoken opponent was lifted to
power In Ireland through the agency OF what
was to be a patriotic reformation OF the cabinet.
Therefore. the breeze that blew up In the House
OF Commons over the proposed appointment of
MIR. Campbell to the position OF chancellor OF
the Dublin university need shock no one.
Home rule is dearer today than ever to the
Irish heart, for the very good reason that IL is
nearer at hand than ever 1t had already been
a fact accomplished had It not been for the
strenuous tactics OF the Ulsterites, who boldly
threatened rebellion, and whose activity In
armed opposition was only suspended by the
declaration OF war that involved Great Britain
in the European war Neither OF the Irish fac
tons has for a moment looked upon the home
rule question as other than unfinished business
to be taken up Immediately the war will permit
This being so, IL looks from this distance as IL
the unionlsts had made q tactical blunder in
trying TO put one over" on the nationalists.
This ebullition may not seriously embarrass
the coalition cabinet. but It will give them due
warning to keep away from the Jar that contains
the explosive mixture Of Irish politics.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-06-10
Editorial Viewpoint

Washington Post; How long would an
old-fashioned spelling bee last II the
words were selected from q war map?
Indianapolis News; Ana now Raisuli.
who hasn't died since early last fall, Is
mixing IN the game again just as IL he
we're fishing for another obituary notice.
Philadelphia Ledger: Secretary Dan
isls dreamed a superdream OF greater
navies at Annapolis yesterday. But what
the country asks him is TO stop dream
ing of maryels and wake up to realities
Pittsburgh Dispatch: when he was
fired from the English cabinet ViseOunt
Hsldane got from King George the cross
OF the Order OF Merit. Just what sort
OF raerit IL not specified, hut could u
have been the meritorious bounce
Chicago Herald: Just as the Mexicans
have got things In such a situation that
no enterprising bandit. no matter how
humble his birth. need despair OF a long
and lucrative career. President Wilson
has 10 step in ana Try 20 spoil every
thing
Houston Post; II = said that the laws
OF the United States have elamped 5.ooO-
OOoOo0 pieces OF chewing gum In year.
but as that didn't interfere with the
conversation. We stili contend that the
ears OF the country are stu the worst
overworked organs OF the human
anatomy.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-06-10
Another Billion. Dollar Crop.

According to the crop reporting bureau of
the Department OF Agriculture, King Wheat is
70 join with King Corn and King Cotton on the
throne OF eminence. supported by the ten-figure
expression Of value, and will hereafter be reck-
oned in the billion dollar ranks This is a con-
crete answer to those prophets OF alarm. who
only few months ago we're nervously warning
US that we did not produce enough. Farmers
OF the wheat belt have responded with splendid
enthusiasm to the stimulus afforded by the alb
normal conditions that prevail, and have made
ample provision for feeding the world its white
bread The crop as at present estimated will
provide beautifully for all domestic wants and
leave nearly 400, 900 bushels for export.
Nebraska's share in this will be considerable,
this state having risen to the position OF second
wheat producer in the union. Other crops in
Nebraska are coming along on the same scale,
with the most encouraging prospects of fulfill
ing the promise Of the spring for a bountiful
yield. II is surely the farmers year, and the
prosperity that depends on the harvest is al
ready certain as anything in the future can be.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-06-10
When the "JuliaD Comes to Town.

Daily bulletins are now being received her
aiding the dienified but determined approach OF
the good ship Julia" which is persistently
hreasting the swirling current OF the Missouri
on It's way 20 Omaha. While the hurrying
public IL still giving its heed to bulletins from
the battlefield. designations from the cabinet
and announcements from Mexico. those who are
concerned In river navigation are watching the
progress OF the Julia" with hopeful apprehen-
sion. AS tall oaks from little aeorns grow"
so It is trustfulIy hoped great fleet of flat
bottomed steamboats, may evolve from the wake
OF this gallant little vessel aud the river again
become alive with the argosies Of commerce.
When the Julia" does arrive Omaha viii have
it's start on its river fleet. and in after years.
when the sandbars are washed by the swell Of
passing boats and the echoes In the gullies are
disturbed by the leadsman's calls OF the pilots
signals. old men win tell OF the time when the
Julia" came TO town and blew the breath Of
life into the port OF Omaha.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-06-10
People and Events

characterization day" is planned in New York
for the purpose OF intoxicating n the product OF the
melting the importance Of living up the spirit
OF the republic and bonishing the idea or divided
allegiance The task IL large one. but IL worth the
effort.
The sunnery residents OF Mays Landing n. j.,
annoyed by a sandiot preacher. showed him the roed
out OF town and warned him 10 stay away until he
was sent for. lie was accused OF talking too loud.
too long and too personal three intoerabe orfenses
ssainst the pursuit Of hsppiness by the seaside.
Isaiah Johnson a wealthy and magnetic farmer of
Missouri stands pay si250 for alternating
the affections OF the wife OF Peter Deford. one n
Johnsons tenants In affirming the judgep; the state
supreme court intinated that Il a plain OF
too much Johnson" and carried the right to pay
for "a.
Down In Monterey. Mex. raiding bunch OF revoiu-
tonists tackled the shop OF Italian Rafael Fer
rigno when the smoke OF battle lifted five OF tho
raiders dead. twlve wounded and FNrrigno
harmed A regiment OF Ferrignoa the IsonEo trOat
right would be worth more than million in
Mexico.
Mrs Alice Harrison OF Denver finished century
OF years last week Her health record nouts modern
specifies for long life She made special effort IN
diet exercise fresh air other supposed essentials
took her medicine when prescribed and stuck 10 the
ssdentary habit OF sewing and reading.
Words OF joyful import Gene out OF 81. Iouis
Colonel Abe siapsky Is alive and well. The report
that he had persisted IN the front trenches OF the
Is thus happily discredtsd The distinguished is
Of peace Al last accounts he the bearer OF
sage OF sympathy and good will 20 politician internsd
IN the Missouri pententiary for circulating forged
papaFs
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-06-10
LED ASTRAY.
New York Times

New York Times.
Back in my youth 1 knew a boy OF morals
good and true:
He'd never swear. nor play at cards nor
would he smoke or chew.
He always said a little prayer before he
And asked the angels round his bed their
guardian watch to keep.
At Indian war and cowboys he was never
But wished that Sunday school would
have three sessions every day
He meant to be a missionary to some saw
And now for his goodness he is resping
his reward:
WISHES acting for the Movies now!
He Is into every william sort OF row:
As Western dead-shot killer he's the
champion graveyard filler,
For he's acting for the Movies now.
And in those happy youthful days L had
sweetheart fair,
With big blue eyes and rosy cheeks, and
curly golden hair;
used to walk with her from school. the
pretty little miss,
And in our childish innocence we thought
no wrong TO kiss.
But when she grew into her teens so dig
That on our m"' past past 'frivolities" she'd
sternly censure me;
She said she was ashamed of them, and
now her lifes one aim
Was rescuing the millions from their
course OF moral shame:
AND-she's posing for the Movies now!
Every kind of mushy fooling she'll allow;
Both In comedy and thrilly-uns she's q
fav'rite of the millions,
For she's posing for the Movies now.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-06-10

A village clergyman walking round his parish,
met old parishoner Well John" he said, how
Is Il have not seen at church for several sun
days~ "Han't got Sunday trousers" answered
John Well" said the clergyman, ~ think
remedy that have pair at home which will just
about lit you, and will have them sent to today
Thanked" sad John. The trousers duly sent
and the following three Sundays John seen at
church. Then. after being absent for time the
clergyman again met him.
WELL John he said. you have no excuse for
not coming to church lately. How Is II I have not
seen you thereT' Look here. parsonr' said John
like man TO speak plain. ! know what you mean;
you're a-thinklnS about them trousers come 20
church three Sundays. an n you don't think earned
them trousers. Just tell me how many more Sundays
shall ha 10 come afore they're mine altogetherl'-
Cincinnati Enquirer.