davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23
First Day Of Show 10 Big Success and
There Are Many Horses and
Colts on Exhibition
There.
CHARLESTON WINS GAME
Baseball Clash Between West Point
and Charleston 10 Good One
Races Attract Big
Crowd.

w Ed }IOlN 4, lh., ooPt. To- 20
terday was the first day Of the fair
and the weather was ideal. The at
i tendance was about normal for the
first day, which is generally light.
There were never so many horses
hall is crowded with all kinds Of dis
plays. The grange OF Green Bay has
a very elaborate exhibit of farm pro-
ducts, which Is a credit to any COM
munity; there is also an exhibit by the
viele grange, and while 1t is not on
such large scale as the other, It Is
nevertheless fine and the exhibitors
may well feel proud OF the display.
The array Of fancy needle work Is
more varied than ever before, and
there are numerous other displays to
attract attention.
There are acrobatic attractions on
the grounds and the ball game be-
tween Charleston and West Point was
l a drawing card. The result of the
ball game was as follows: Charleston,
5: West Point, 2. Umpires, D. A. King
land VIM. Burk.
However. the greatest attraction
was the 2:35 trot, in which there were
ten entries and seven starters. The
race was three best in five. The start
ers and heats follow:
2:35 TROT-PURSE, $3.50.
Pat Ira, br. st. Oh. Kuhlenbeck.
New London) 1890. .........6 8
Burlington Flyer, br. m. 81.
Johnson, Burlington .......2 3 5
Black Lac, bl. h. (Ben Cook,
Mt. Hamill. Iowa) .......-.5 8 Z
Ash Leaf. b. st. tH. Duffy, Os-
ceola, Neb.) ...............7 4
Finland, bl. st. Oh K. Denton,
Hamilton. I'D .............1 1
Elijah. g. st. Il. H. Cook,
Salem Iowa. ..............3 3
Norva Simmon, b. m. 81. r.
Wray, Milton, Iowa) . 2
Time+2:2TA, 2:29A, 2:291e.
The Colt Show.
When It comes to the colt show, 1t
was colts and colts, and 1t looked as
though 1t would take weeks time to
Judge them. Never before In the his
tory OF the society was there so many
| fine blooded colts on the grounds. The
awards follow:
Fred Johnson, first; W. o. Coles
man, second. u
CLASS NO. :.
R. y. Bell, first; J. E. Caldwell, sec
ond; Geo Rotter. third; w. w. Oren-
ton, fourth; c. C. McCracken, fifth.
| CLASS NO. 3.
o. s. Barnes. first: r. e. Bell. sec
Iond: F. H. Colby. third; L. 9. Cole
man, fourth.
CLASS NO. 8, b.
Nelson Cornick & Son, first; ]. =.
Caldwell, second; o. s. Barnes, third;
Geo. Rotter, fourth; L. G. Coleman.
NTH; VIM. Coleman. sixth.
CLASS NO. 3, A.
I Jos. Carver, first; J. Fullenkamp,
second: j. Fullenkamp, third: Cornick
| & Sons, fourth: o. Bentzinger, fifth;
(; JOS Carver, sixth: ]. Fullenkamp, sew
enth.
/ VIM. Schreiner. first: Logan &
Sons. second; N. Cornick & Sons,
third; F. F.. johnson, fourth; ]. Full
Ienkamp, fifth; Logan & Sons, sixth;
H. Hohmon, seventh; Chas. Fisher.
| eighth.
CLASS NO. 4.
B. F. Drollinger, first; H. Fussmey-
CLASS NO. s.
VIM. Schreiner. first; o. Bentzinger,
second; John Schneider, third; Chas.
Eiacher fourth
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23

$500 q week and expenses. F. M.
j.. care this office.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23

WANTED-G for general house
work. Apply TO Mrs w. s. Sample.
No. 4O7 High street
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23

HATS EXCHANGED-At Country
club. To correct, telephone Red SAT.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23
MISCELLANEOUS.

HAVE number of warm air furnaces
and steam and hot water heating
boilers. VIII make low cash prices.
Address Heat care Gate City.
Peninsular baseburner at $3.50 each.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23
81. John,s AuxIIIary.
sexIno society Tomorrow.

~ "a S0WIvVY 0OC1Sy Y 01VO'' wv u
Tomorrow afternoon from 8 to 5
O'Clock at the home of Mrs. Margaret
Starkweather and Mrs. A. H. Moody.
300 North Fifth street, the Sewing
society OF the First Westminster Pres
byterian church and their friends will
be entertained at social meeting.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23
&z''''}|ll|zEE|
Cali Black ss6.
For Society Editor

Call Black 666.
For Society Editor
RIGHT HERE AT HOME.
Right here at home, boys, Is the
place, I guess,
Fer me and you and plain old happi-
ness;
We hear the worlds lots grander-
likely 30,
Well, take the worlds word for it and
not 60.
We know it's ways amt our ways
SO we'll stay
Right here at home, boys, where we
know the way.
Right here at home. boys, where a
well-to-do
Mans rich enough-and knows it too,
And's got an extry dollar any time,
To boost a Teller up at wants to
climb
And's got the git up in him to go In
And git there, like he purt nigh al
ways kin!
Right here at home, boys-jes right
where we air,
Birds don't sing any sweeter any
where
Grass don't grow any greenern shs
grows
Acrost the pasture where the old path
goes
All things in ear shots pretty, er in
sight,
Right here at home, boys, If we size
EN- right.
Right here at home, boys, where the
home place
Is sacred to us as our mothers face,
Jes as we recollect her, last she smiled
And kissed us-dying 80 and recon-
ciled,
Seem us all at home here, non astray,
Right here at home boys, where She
sleeps today.
james Whitcomb Riley.
Surprised on Birthday.
Ed. 8. Lotion, ST., had almost for
gotten yesterday that he had birth
day, but 8 number OF his friends were
not so forgetful. When Mr.. Lotion
came home last night he found his
house invaded by large com
pany OF friends who informed lin
that they had come to help celebrate
his forty-sixth birthday anniversary.
The evening was spent in a most de-
lightful manner, and the self-invited
guests OF the evening brought dainty
with them which were
enjoyed at the close of the evening.
Dinner Dance at Lakeview.
This evening will be inaugurated
the first Of series of dinner dances
to be given during the autumn and
winter on Thursday evenings at the
Lakeview club. A large number from
Keokuk will attend this evening.
Entertained at Nauvoo.
Mr.. and Mrs. Willis, Winger and
Mr.. and Mrs H. NJ. Absolute enter
tanned at dinner last night at the
Oriental hotel in Nauvoo, In honor OF
Mr.. and Mrs. w. L. Harvey of Seattle,
who are house guests OF Mr.. and MRS.
Warren w. Warwick. Covers were
laid for eighteen.
sss ST. Johns Auxiliary.
The womanis Auxiliary of st. Johns
Episcopal church was entertained this
afternoon by Mrs. Harrie Collins at
her home on Belknap boulevard Miss
Eleanor Brown gave report OF a
missionary education movement con-
ference which she attended during
the summer at Lake Geneva. Mrs.
Collins spoke on the subject The
Stranger Within Our Gates, being an
immigration topic.
Sewing Society Tomorrow.
Tomorrow afternoon from to 5
O'Clock at the home of Mrs. Margaret
Starkweather and Mrs. A. H. Moody.
303 North Fifth street, the Sewing
society Of the First Westminster Pres
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23

FOR SALE-240 acres Illinois farm,
price $1s,O0O.oo; good terms. Box 4s.
Denver, Ill.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23

FOR RENT-Furnished room, modern.
519 High street.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23
w ant Column
WANTED.

WANTED Ito trade my 40 acre farm
in Douglass county, Mo-, for smaa
cottage in Keokuk. Address Chas.
Fruehling, TT. Madison. Iowa.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23

FOR SALE-Grapes in quantities,
cents per pound delivered Mrs.
Wygle, White Elk vineyard.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE Restaurant doing good
business; will sell on easy terms II
taken at once. Reason for selling
leaving city. Address Restaurant
care Gate City.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23

FOR RDNT-Four room house. 11f95.!
Fulton street. Inquire 1927 Concer
street or phone Black 1901.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23
Entertained at Nauvoo..

Mr.. and Mrs. Willis, Winger and
Mr.. and Mrs. H. NJ Absolute enter.
tanned at dinner last night at the
Oriental hotel in Nauvoo, In honor OF
Mr.. and Mrs. w. L. Harvey of Seattle,
who are house guests OF Mr.. and Mrs.
Warren w. Warwick. Covers were
laid for eighteen.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23

FOR SALE-Large size baseburner.
Phone Red 1898.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23

FOR SALE-September sale clearance
special, used baseburners, one No.
Radiant Home and one lao Regal
Also few good soft coal used heat
ers and two good used ranges at one.
half price. Duncan-Schell Furniture
Co.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23

FOR RENT-One modern Furnished
room Inquire 1927 Concert street
or phone Black 1901. :P
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23
surprised on Birthday.

Dinner Dance at LakevieW.
This evening will be inaugurated
the first Of series of dinner dances
to be given during the autumn and
winter on Thursday evenings at the
Lakeview club. A large number from
Keokuk will attend this evening.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23

FOR SALE-Couple Of large size
baseburners, and large line Of an
kinds of stoves, both soft and harl
coal heaters. Must sell to make room
for other goods. VIM. Holland. sos
Main street.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23

FOR RENT -One-half Of doubls
house; also four or five rooms for
light housekeeping. Inquire 929 Frank
lin street.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1915-09-23

res.
re SEE
A n
.flOrs
!. acct
! the
dmirsl
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14

tors if there was anything l could
take to help me and they said there
was nothing that they knew Of. ! am
thankful for such a good medicine and
will always give it the highest praise. :"
Mrs. C. H. GRIFFITH, 1863 Constant
St., Cleveland, Ohio.
Hanover, Pal suffered from fe-
male trouble and the pains were SO bad
at times that could not sit down. The
doctor advised q severe operation but
my husband got me Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and ! experienced
Great relief in q short time. Now I feel
like q new person and can do hard
DAVIS work and not mind It. What JOY
and happiness it Is to be well oncemore.
/ am always ready and willing to speak
. good word for the Compound. Mrs.
ADA WILT, 303 Walnut St, Hanover, "a.
II there are any complications You
do not understand write to Lydia =.
Pinkham Medicine Co. (confldential)
LINN, Mass. Your latter will be opened,
read and answered by q woman and
held in strict confidence.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
Cured Of PeIIagra;
Mother Seeks Children

Valdosta, Cav. F. Monroe writes:
Mrs. Braswell, whom you have been
treating for pellagra, Is in my opinion
sound and well. She wants to get her
children from the home, and in order to
get them she Is required to send ceztia-
cate from you who treated her. am en-
closing you form to 60 by and viii
thank you to sign II, making It ~ strong
- you can"
There il no longer any doubt that pei
lagra can b cured. Don't delay until It
is too late. It Is your duty to consult the
resourceful Bauehn.
The symptoms-hands red Nke sunburn;
sdn peeling of, sore mouth, the bps.
throat and tongue a flaming red, With
much mucus and choking; indigestion and
neausea, either diarrhoea or constipation.
There Il hope; get Baushn's big Free
book ON PellagFa and learn about the
remedy for Pellagra that has at last been
found. Address American Compromising
Co., boz 2oeS, Jasper, Ala. remembering
nonsy Il refunded In any case where the
remedy falls to cwe-Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
WHAT TO DO FOR
YOUR ITCHING SKIN

Eczema. ringwerm and other itch
Ing, burning skin eruptions are 30
easily made worse by improper treat
ment that one has to be very careful.
There IL one method. however. that
you need not hesitate to use, even on
. baby's tender skin-that II the
resinol treatment. Resinol Il the pre-
scription Of . Baltimore doctor, put
up in the form Of resinol ointment
and resinol soap. This proved 30 70
markably successful that thousands of
other physicians have been prescrib-
ing It constantly for 20 years.
Resinol stops itching instantly, and
almost always heals the eruption
quickly and at little cost. Resinol oint-
ment and resinol soap can be bought
ct any druggists and are not at all
expensive. Great for sunburn.-Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
MEAN TRICK ON FRIEND WIFE
Citizen Used DishonorabIe Methods
to Prevent the Putting Up
of Strawberries.

II want you to do me favor" said
citizen as he entered crockery
store the other morning with an anx-
ious look on his face.
Anything within reason, of course"
was the reply.
1T is rather a family affair."" said
the first.
ooh. l can keep a secret"
ut isn't much Of a secret, but the
strawberry season will soon begin"
Yes, l know"
you keep fruit jars. of course?'
Thousands, of course"
My wife was telling me this morn
ing that she proposed to do up at
least three bushels of strawberries
this summer, and she'll be around here
to ask the price of fruit jars. want
you to tell her that, owing to the war,
they have gone up to SIS Dozen
ooh, my" gasped the crockery man.
Il have got a dealer to lie to her
about the price Of berries by the
bushel. and a grocer to tell her that
sugar has gone up 400 per cent, and
if you only will do your part not a
darned old strawberry will be laid
away for winter. "-Providence Jour
nal.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
Noble Dissatisfaction.

It is said that Tennyson was II
years in writing I'm Memoriam." He
wrote the little song, Come Into the
Garden, Maud" so times before he
published it. The wife Of a distin-
guished painter said: Il never saw
my husband satisfied with one OF his
productions" Self-dissatisfaction lies
at the root of our noble achievements.
What is true generally is particularly
true as a condition of growth in the
divine life. Even II we have been
kept from outward and disgraceful sin,
how we came short OF the glory OF
God! Never yield to encouragement,
never admit that failure Is q neces'
sary part of your life, never abandon
your quest for the highest! Remem'
Der that Christ is just in front! my
soul followeth hard after thee, thy
right hand sustaineth me!"-Christian
Herald"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
n 1Hf WARM DAYS
AZ FISH THAT
ARE IN ORDER
-. ~. tho Name Of Venetian
= . 49, and Nouri'hins-o''
-. a. scaIlop!ns-eaked
s,,s or Piekere'.

.,., eish.-Chop enough ca
vs's0. .".re a quarter of cupfui
: !, y 3. &s ne same amount of chopped a
q, - Vi. III two tablespoonful s,. eaeh
-. q, NE Pepper and parsley, minced et
6 r 'ss quarter Of cupful OF owe
- VIZ small saucepan and simmer
= = =. minutes, then spread over a
z ' e., I has been split and laid in a
.. I. creased baking pan, sp aa,t
: aver t little lemon Juice. . salt
3, -, s.oper, cover, and bake for about
= q. ~ = fhour-until the fish is done.
siees Of cod or halibut can Dc uSeu
sa.ad Of q split FISH.
ss,II.psd Fish.-steam two po Hna,s
!. 81 until tender and mince' scala
h. d cream and add two well-Deat,
4 ems and little fiour-aoou' .
..~oonful-made smooth in colo
~ Cool over hot water until 1t is
.aofh and creamy, cool, and season
"A III and pepper. Add the minced
= and teaspoonful Of minced pars-
:. md put the mixture into ind IND,
d...l r,mekins, shells or a big bak-
= III. Sprinkle with fine cracker
s.rhs and bits Of butter, and brown
4 IL oyen.
pIeklsd Salmon. - Boil several
,.s,da az salmon-or cod-and drain
a cocl It Add to two or three cup
g n vster in which the fish was
M the same quantity Of vinegar,
4 cjoyes, a teaspoonful of whole
ruuer. the same amount OF allsplce,
i, blades Of mace and half a nutmeg,
ur,ted. Bring to the boiling point,
iaiu. and pour over the fish. When
IA Il ID ready to serve, but 1t will
lsp veil IN . cool place for several
IN
oaked Bass or Plckerel.-Cnop elgnt
uioas fne and mix with half that
mount Of fine breadcrumbs. Season
NJ With pepper and salt and add
~ q three tablespoonfuls of finely
aeDped salt pork and enough chopped
hnatces-freed from Juice and the
IT palp. with Just the firm part
ADDed- to make the stufffng red.
~ IA pepper, and stuff the fish.
III NTH tender.
4 Alled Trcut-Add a whole Glove,
- Mt three tablespoonfuls Of good
fhlelH. alice Of onion, to a sauce
r. hh full Of cold water and place
y tust IN Il Simmer gently, so
IT - hsh are not broken. When
-. drain and dip in aspic jelly,
r vhea the first coat Of jelly has
hoasl dip again. Repeat this until
emha good layer OF jelly on each
~
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
HOW WOMEN
AVOID
OPERATIONS
By Taking Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable
Compound.
Cleveland, Ohio -" my left side
NAMED me so for several years that !

expected TO nave 10
undergo an opera
ton, but the first
bottle l took of
Lydia E. Pinkham' ;
We G e t a Bile Com
pound relieved me Of
the pains in my side
and l continued its
use until / became
regular and free
from pains. / had
asked several doc
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
Oatmeal Bread.

0fne0 b . valuable substitute fol
~ tcat. Heae Is q recipe for
~ satmsal bread. In a mixing
hi tvo cupfuls oatmeal. two tea
Ills salt. one cupful molasses,
nndea tablespoonful shortening.
~ 80 these Ingredients one quart
! water. Let stand until luke
= ~ one-half yeast cake dis.
= Z tuc tablespoonfuls warm wa.
~ I've quarts flour, either
Mat Or white. To make a
40 hsad. one which is special.
- for luncheon sandwiches, add
esDfhl chopped nuts and one.
eaDfsl seeded raisins.-The De.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
toraaes PUDDING.

J q ct i've oranges into ,h,,
ont the seeds. Pour over
Is 4. -. cup Of fine white sugar.
n 6 milk get boiling hot by
m n = : pot Of boiling water.
. .ls Of three eggs well heat.
SPOONFUL Of cornstarch
p. : With little cold milk:
y une. As soon as thick.
4 yer the fruit. Beat the
y ! stlh froth. adding a table.
/ saf. and spread over the
r. s Set it in the oven
Minutes to harden.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
Country Lie.

There was q sound - Of sundry
lumber.jacks at work with their axes.
rs that Joel chopping up hnd1ing.
Naria3" asked Jimpson, looking up
from his paper.
mo, my dear" replied Mrs. Jimpson,
that Is sereny chopping up that steak
for hash for breakfast tomorrow"
More power to her elbow!" sighed
Jimpson.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
~ = s.rs see,.te,k.

- OerVe 6eef0teak,
~ and season on a platte,
Aaks . dressing of bread
s- 70 plenty Of onion in it, as
se fowl. Shape into small
s IN egg to help bind mix.
.. uovn N butter in a frying
: 80 these on the surface of
-. VIII ! bit Of parsley. II you
- ssrve. - 'ou
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
FOR TETTER, sCALY FACE ERUP-
TION

Use Tetterine. 1t is also an absolute
cure for Eczema, Ringworm. Erysipe-
las. Infants Sore Head and all other
itching cutaneous diseases. It gives
instant relief and effects permanent
cures.
After thirty years experience In the
drug business. 1 can truthfully say that
l have never seen a remedy equal to
TetteFine for Skin diseases. A few ap-
plications have made complete cure
OF letter on hands. which had almost
despaired Of ever curing. I also And It
unequaled for chapped and rough
skin" Boland B. Hall. Druggist. Ma
con. Ga.
mail from J. T. Shuptrine. Savannah,
Ga. Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
Tomato Scum.

80 e q tomatoes or eoua
- a e. tomatoes stewe sGt to.
-; /. e Z, pieces Of fI ceierp piece eos
= -. - and pepper to tas sof
-. While this is is , stsw.
~. s !: Of onion in threw threw,
-. e butter for five 'n min
! ~ 80 table taDlespoonfuls' ' o.
- ~ s1s finally adding all Al
ssscfers. This is nice &C.
addsd to tomatoes ''
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
A Poor Choice.

(Which one Of the Robinsqp twins
did links marry3"
II don't know. Never could tell
them apart. But judging from links
woebegone expression since he got
married I'm inclined to think it was
the wrong one"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
Literary Note.

II see," said Dobbleigh, that in a
recent volume of essays Henry James
says that lola lacked taste"
Lacked taste!" echoed Bilkins.
well, like that. Why, I read one OF
Zola's books some years ago and l
haven't got rid Of the taste OF It
yet"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
Sarcasm in the Box.

Judge-Then when your wife seized
the weapon you ran out Of the house?
Plaintiff-Yes, sir.
Judge-But she might not have used
It.
Plaintiff-True, your honor. May
be she picked up the fatiron just to
smooth things over
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
Pertinent Query.

Pertinent Query.
Omar (Quoting)-A fool and biz
money are soon parted.
Heiny-What was It this time-winA,
woman or song?
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14

Occasionally we meet a crouch who
II miserable enough to be entertain
ing.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14

FOUR OWN DRUGGIsT WILL TELL Y0U
Gy Murine uye Remedy for Rel, Weak, Watery
Ees and 0ranulate6 nyendsi No snaring-
b 1A0 Free Murine Bye Remedy Co.. Chicago
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14

Tho shorter . young man u On
brains the longer he u on collars.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
Not Prepared,

Not Prepared.
"They seem to be appalled, at the
slaughter In the European battle
fields"
"Yes; but they're not used to foot
ball games over there"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
DIslIlusloned,

"Boo-hoo! You used to call me an
angel before we were married"
well, believed It myself then"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14

The Weapon.
why didn't they fine Doctor Dern-
burg for talking so much?'
IF they did, 1t ought to have been
with q Maxim silencer."
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
His Clever Wife.

HIS Clever Wife.
He was deeply in love with his wife,
but awfully careless about money mat
tiers. He started away on a long bust
ness trip, leaving her short of money,
and promising to send her check
which he forgot to do. The rent came
due and she telegraphed:
Dead broke Landlord insistent.
Wire me money"
Her husband answered.:
Am short myself. Will send check
in q few days. A thousand kisses"
Exasperated, his wife replied:
Never mind money. l gave land
lord one Of the kisses He was salts
fled."-New York Times
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14
IL SHIFTS OF MUSIC

club members. Music Rolls Of latest songs Is
cents postpaid to members. Send for particulars.
DeEORESr COMPANY, Springfield Gardens, n. Y.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-14

LADIES'!
Take CAPUDINE-
For Aches, Pains and Nervousness.
TT IS NOT A NARCOTIC OR DOPE
Gives quick relief-Try it.-Adv.