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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-08-08

Tulsa can be seen. and at night the
sight is an inspiring one.
The lawn, covering half an acre, is
a beauty over at one side Is cum
ming little summer house built on the
pergola style There is also covered
swing. Flower beds are scattered
about and part of the house is COW
cred with 'moonvincs. The garage is
in sympathy with it's environments.
"Our total investment here" said
Mr.. Reed, 'is about four thousand
and five hundred dollars I wouldn't
take $4,000 for the place"
This has been done without any cN-
traordinary effort, and all the time
Mr.. Reed has devoted his time to the
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-08-08
The Meters Record.

A representative of the gas depart
ment called on a householder and in
timated that he was afraid something
was wrong with the meter. From the
official point of view, of course,
meters can only show one fault, and
the symptom which had cast suspi-
cion on this meter was that it had
registered less during the quarter
than in the corresponding part of tho
previous year But the lady Of the
house has convincing explanation
of the decline.
You see" she said. my daughter
was engaged last winter She got
married in June"
The official, who was evidently a
parent himself. was quite satisfied.
and the meter left the court without
"A stain upon its high character.
The "Orto" i'm Georgia.
An indignant Georgia farmer sent
this inquiry to the Atlantic Constitu-
tion: zone o. them city ortomObile5
killed my bull. and | don't know what
number It was The number of the
bull was branded to him. but that
don't do me no good What | want
to know is: Can the state give me
the number of the orto? Hit was 4
red one with a white man in II and
going ike hell, so TO speak. ."-Phila-
delphia Ledger
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-08-08

room. After dinner party the
furniture is cleared away, wax is
sprinklod on the floor and dancing
follows,
on the upper floor are three bed
rooms. In each room is a French
sill window which permit the breeze
10 blow in on hot summer nights.
There is also a den lined with book
eases, where Mr. Reed finds solace
in his studious moments.
There are four sleping pprChes. two
upstairs and two downstairs. Plainly
this house was not built for two.
Twenty people could easily be ac-
comodatcd From the upper sleeping
porch on the west side, the city of
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-08-08

Practice of the law, being connected
with the firm of Martin & Moss
What he has done others can do.
Ten-acre tracts are begging for
buyers all around Tulsa.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-08-08

The Want Ads put ysu I'm touch
with those who need work.
Evening star., 1915-08-23
DENY LACK OF SERVICE.
Colonial Beach Officers Say st. Johns
Made Extra Trip.

Reports that 1000 or more Washing
tonians were compelled against their
will to remain at Colonial Beach all
night last night because of lack of
steamship accommodations were denied
TODAY at the office of the Colonial
Beach company by steamship officials.
who said that the steamer st. Johns,
which was sent back to the beach on
her arrival here last night to bring
home those who remained at the beach
had brought up on the trip today only
36S persons She arrived at her dock
here at IL 30 am.
The St. Johns left Colonial Beach
Yesterday afternoon at > clock, car
rying as many persons who went down
to spend Sunday as the steamboat in
spection rules allow Many were left
behind for lack of room, but not nearly
AS many as were at first thought to
have been left, and there was some
discomfort and complaint. Some ar
riying passengers today among the 36S
said that quite a number. finding they
would he delayed. had decided to spend
the whole of today at the beach rather
than get up early this morning to
catch the early morning boat, which
left about g o'clock.
The regular trip of the ST. Johns
ended last night about 10 o'clock, when
she arrived at her dock here. but in
order to bring home any who were left
the St Johns was sent back to make
another trip. s
Evening star., 1915-08-23
JOHN G. HODGES, Attorney.

N THE SUPREME COURT OF THE DISTRICT
Of Columbia.-Hattie l.. Henderson. plaintif,
vs. Harriet q. Sherman. adult: Marian Charlotte
Young tnee Sherman. adult: Sidney Leroy Sher-
man. infant: Chester Tyler Sherman. infant. and
Charles Billings Sherman infant defendants
Equity No. ji6i0--OrdeF of pubiicafion--Tne Oh
iect of this suit is to obtain partition by sale
between the plaintiff and the ABOVE named de
PENDANTS the surviving heirS at law and next
Of kin of Chester I. Sherman. senior. late Of the
District or Columbia deceased. of the following
described real estate. situated in the city OF
Washington. District Of Columbia. 10 wit: Sub
lot 81. in William b Todd's subdivision Of
original lots and Q. in square 1o35. the same
being the real estate described in paragraph )
of the original bill Of complaint filed herein. On
motion of the plaintiff ii is this 9th day OF
August, 1915. ordered that the Defendants Har-
rief g. Sherman. adult: Marian Charlotte Young
snee Shermanl adult; SIDNEY Leroy Sherman ill.,
fant: Chester Tyler Sherman. infant, and CAares
billing. Sherman. infant. cause their and each
OF their appearance to be entered herein on o.
before The for;ieth day exclusive Of Sundays AMI
LEGAL holidays. occurring after the day of the
,irst pu1lca tiOn Of this order. Otherwise TIC
cause will he proceeded with as in case Of de
fault provided a copy of ts order he published
once Il week for three successive weeks in the
Washington Law Reporter and The Evening Star
before said return DAY. ASHLEY ". GOULD.
Justice. tSesi, true copy. Icst: j. H.
Young. Clerk. By WINS h. LEMON. Asst
Clerk aug,
Evening star., 1915-08-23
After Work Is Through
What do you do after your work is done

What do you do after your work is done
The way you spend your spare time will
make a success or failure Of your life.
The 7. NJ. c. A. has something for everv
man and boy. no matter what his Job. what
his means, what his inclina tions, or what
his previous opportunities. and It Is a
great Friendship Club besides The build.
ing with its seven floors crowded with
activities is open day and night all the
year round and 1t has Il seasonable stunt
for every week and month.
healthy With light exercises and comfort
able with shower baths and swimmiag
pool.
In winter II makes You rugged with its
gymnasium classes. basket hall. swimming
and other athletic contests aud content
and occupied with it's .iebatln,, uusicaI.
camera and other clubs.
All the year round 1t presents the edu-
cational opportunity: its day and night
schools with classes ia many subjects: tho
religious opportunity In the Bible classes
and the fraternal opportunity in its social
features.
duces your weight. Too lean, 1t sIilds
you up. For the outdoor man it gives In
door pursuits. For the Office man II Offers
TIE needed exercise. For the middle-a aged
Club. as well as departments suitable for
boys and youths.
1t IS a home to the stranger and q
great Get-Acquainted Club for all.
Anybody can afford it: costs less than
one ticket day.
Investigate today. 1t Will be a pleasure
TO show you through the building ar
1885 G st. NV.
Evening star., 1915-08-23
ROCKVILLE AND COUNTY
Montgomery County Fair Opens Its
Sixty-Fourth Annual Exhibi-
tion Tomorrow.
Special Correspondence of The Star.

Special Correspondence of The Star.
ROCKVILLE, Md. August 23.-The
siNty-fourth annual exhibition of the
Montgomery County Agricultural So
ciety begins here tomorrow, to continue
four days.
The principal attraction for the open
ing day will be the trotting stake race
for fouryear-old horses owned in the
District of Columbia. Maryland and
Virginia. The society has hung up a
purse of $500 for this event and five
high-class performers are carded to
face the starter. N. J. Ward, Howard
Ryan and D. j. Mccarthy. all of Wash
ington, have entered Drawton, Alto
McGregor and Kathleen Dewey, re-
spectiveliy; Baltimore will be repre-
sented by Harry Little's Beerstopper.
and Javins Brothers of Silver Spring.
this county. will start Peter j. Fl. This
is certain to prove a fine contest and is
being looked forward to with much
interest.
Two running events are also sched-
uled for tomorrow afternoon The first
is at six furlongs and repeat, for a
purse of SlOO, and the other is a six
furlong dash for purse of SIS. Entries
for these events have not vet closed
but it is said that a large number of
well known sprinters will try con-
cIuSiOnS
Evening star., 1915-08-23
ARRANGE DETAILS
FOR BREAKING CAMP
Staff Officers of District Ma
ti0naI Guard in Conference
This Morning.
NO CHANGE IN THE DATE
FOR THE HOMECOMING
Athletic Events Postponed Until To-
morrow-Maj. Gen. Harries Re-
cipient of Testimonial.


From r Stafr Correspondent.
CAMP ORDWAY, National Guard of
the District of Columbia. Colonial
Beach. Va. August 23.-Staff officers
of the National Guard of the District
of Columbia were called into the tent
of Brig. Gen. William f. Harvey this
morning for a conference to complete
the details for breaking camp. 1t now
seems probable that this camp will not
be broken" to the sound of THE Gen
eraT' on the bugle. When The Cen
erar' is sounded from the brigade
headquarters it is the custom to nave
every tent to fall down at once. The
officers believe, however. that it Will
be more practicable to set a time for
breaking camp and let it go at that.
Camp will be broken Friday. in ac-
cordance win the original program
Friday night the troops will sleep un-
der the little shelter tents and revellle
will be sounded earlier than usual Sat
urday morning. The Guard, according
to the present schedule. is to embark
on the steamer St. Johns at o'clock
Saturday morning. The ''non-coms' of
the new Sd Regiment are scheduled to
meet this afternoon for the purpose
of organizing Non-Commissioned Of
ficerS' Association of the Sd Infantry.
Lieut.. Col. Anton Stephan is scheduled
to make an address to these men.
Evening star., 1915-08-23
Death of George T. Windham.

Following a long illness of a compli-
cation of diseases, George T Windham
one of the best known farmers OF
Colesville district, died last night at his
home. near Colesville, aged sixty-three
years. He is survived by his wife, two
sons and a daughter. The funeral will
take place at IL o'clock "Wednesday
morning from Grace P. f. Church.
Woodside, burial to be in Rock Creek
cemetery. Washington. Mr.. Wndham
was a lifelong resident of this county
and was widely known.
At the home of the brides parents at
Forest Glen, yesterday afternoon. Miss
Lucy Eleanor Wright. daughter of Dr.
and Mrs. George II. Wright, and Amer
icus Dawson Trundle, q young farmer
of Poolesvi1le district, were married in
the presence of members of the two
families, Rev. DR.. Anderson. assistant
pastor of Calvary Baptist Church,
Washington. officiating. The bride was
attended by her sister, Miss Katherine
Wright. and Frank Iden of Manassas,
Va. was best man. Immediately after
the ceremony the couple departed for
an extended honeymoon trip. which
will include visit to the Panama eX-
position at San Francisco.
Evening star., 1915-08-23
Excel as Entertainers.

The District soldiers are good enter
tainers. and in preparation for the big
crowds which came during Saturday
night and yesterday big meals had
been prepared. There was no work
to do, and plenty of time for recrea-
tion. The only duty required. aside
from the regular guard. was the brigade
parade in the evening and the presenta-
tion ceremonies, which took only Il
short time.
The big conical living tents which
dot the camp grounds were entertain
ment halls practically during the en-
tire day. except when the aluminium
field equipment was hauled out and the
boys lined UP before the mess tents to
get one of the Sunday big feeds" sup
piled by the company cooks. The cooks
had tried themselves in their efforts to
show that the District guardsmen
when in the field get the best food
that can be provided. Chicken dinner
was the rule for the midday mess, and
| every soldier. together with his guests
received a half chicken. All the bows
disappointed. The cooks themselves
were proud Of their days work, for
they had duty, too, during the enter
tainment hours, and the little mess
tents were dotted with little boxes with
slit cut in them large enough to
| provided in the coinage of the United
States.
When taps" were sounded last night
F! the "doughboys," which is the service
slang name for the infantry, fell onto
their cots proud of the entertainment
| tors. and ready for the big battles
which are to come next week. Tomor-
row they will awake with the bang"
of the saluting gun at headquarters
Evening star., 1915-08-23
AUSTRIAN STATEMENT.
VIENNA. August -. via London. An
pust M.

VIENNA. August -. via London. Au-
gust 23:
The troops under Gen. Koeyess again
have repulsed the enemy from sew
eral positions across the railway on
the line Brest-Litovsk-B -Bielsk. The
army of Archduke Joseph Ferdinand.
IN renewed fighting near Wysoko-
Litovsk, gained ground. Here and
west of Brest-Litovsk and Nladova
the advance of the allies is meeting
with severe resistance.
Italian war theater: From Doberdo
vigorous artillery bombardment was
reopened yesterday against the hlgh
plateau of Carso A Bersaglieri at
tack against Monte Del Bust1 col
lapsed before our fire close to our
position. An Italian attack agalns.
the northwestern portion OF the hlsn
broad front. was partly repuised,
after handto-hand fighting, anu
partly arrested by our artillery.
With field and heavy gun fire across
our positions, the enemy III w
course of the afternoon bombafoeo
some parts of Gorilla. Renewed at
tacks against our positions nortn VI
Sele and a night attack against an
isonzo bridge west of Tolmlno laiisu s,'c
with heavy enemy losses AL soilis
points IN the QlStrlcL OIL rillSe'i. -
on the Carinthian frontier there
have been artillery combats
On the TyroIean frontier two Italian
battalions twice attacked the noun
tain passes east of Tresassl. a1tei
artillery preparations for twenty
hours. They were repulsed. IheE
lost 300 dead and a great number OF
wounded The bombardment against
the Folgara. Lavaronne and Tonale
group continues with undimlnlshed
strength
Evening star., 1915-08-23

& SHANNON's
"Petworth" homes are
open for inspection every
day until 8 o'clock. They
are unequaled as to finish,
constructed to give a life
time of perfect service,
and are located in a select
and improving neighbor-
hood. Over fifty sold be-
fore completion.
FOUR STYLES.
eo-ft. to 24-ft. front,
S3.o75, S4.25o, $4,75o
and S4,o5o.
The same terms that have made over
cessful.
To Inspect
Take 9th ST. car marked '.Soldiers'
Home" to 5th and UpsAur SITS. NV.
''Petworth.'' walk one short block
south to 9Th and Taylor. Write or
call for booklet. 1t may pay you to
see our exhibit homes before de-
Gliding.
Licensed Brokers Authorized to Sell.
NIddaugh & Shannon, Inc,
Established 1880 Woodward Bldg.
No Place Like Home.
No Home Like Ours
Evening star., 1915-08-23
TROOPS FOR WEBB STATUE.
Committee Asks Detail October IL
at Gettysburg Ceremonies.

The War Department has been asked
to detail a troop of cavalry and bat
terry of field. artillery at Fort Myer,
Va, to take part in the ceremonies
attending the unveiling of the statue
of Gen. Alexander S. Webb of New
York at Gettysburg, Pa, October /,
next.
The memorial is to be erected by
the state of New York at 1.-The angle
otherwise known as the "high-wate.
mark of the civil war"
Gov. Whitman and other state off,
GERS will be present at the dedication.
Evening star., 1915-08-23
WAR OFFICIALLY REPORTED

way and along the right bank OF the
Bug remains almost stationary
Since Friday evening the enemy mas
continued to exert obstinate pressure
in the region of Bielsk and from wa
dova to Pothta, but he has been held
by our counter attacks.
In Galicia there is no change in the
situation.
There has been no direct news from
Novo Georgievsk since Friday. The
latest information from there. fur
nished by our aviators. shows that
toward nightfall of Friday the stu
alton of the fortress had become so
difficult that there was no reason to
hope for further resistance on the
part of the garrison.
In the coastal district of the Caucasus
the night of the 10Th We DESTROYED a
Turkish patrol. one company strong.
Our patrols have crossed the River
Arkhave, breaking through the Turk
ish lines.
In the direction of Olti a Turkish at
tack on Mount Tchirgassar was re-
pulsed by our fire
Evening star., 1915-08-23
TIRED NO
MORE.

Mrs. s. Coates. an old lady of
seventy. recently began TO feel
tired" all the time-just like
many people get long before they
are that old. She took Trutone
Tablets, because she knew they
were over so per cent glycero
phosphates. which every modern
doctor recommends as nerve
and strength builder. You. too.
can increase your vitality in this
natural, harmless way. Get box
at ODonzielrs Drug Store. II
you don't feel better Immediately
you get your money back
Evening star., 1915-08-23
GERMAN STATEMENT.
BERLIN. August ~, by wireless
I.0nhnn Au~r.x

BERLIN. August Y. by wireless to
London. August :3:
Western theater: The situation is un-
changed
Eastern theater: Army group of Field
Marshal Won Hindenburg-The army
OF Gen. Won Eichhorn has made fur
ther progress east and south of
hovno. In capturing by storm a po-
sition north of Zuwinta lake 80
Russians were taken prisoners. The
number of Russian prisoners taken
IN battles west of Tykocin has been
increased to more than LOO. The
army of Gen. Won GallwitZ is pene-
trating farther south of the Narew
and has crossed the Bialystok-Bre
LltoVsk railway. During the past
two days Is officers and more than
1850 men were taken prisoners
Army group of Prince Leopold of Ba-
Varla-Fighting victoriously. this
group crossed the Kleshtshele-Wy-
ka-BrestLitovsk railway yester-
day. German troops drove the op-
posing forces. which again had at
tanned a foothold, out of their posi-
tions early today. More than 1000
prisoners and a number of machine
guns We're captured.
Army group of Field Marshal Won
Observation-Disclosures of German and
Austro- Hungarian troops on branch
above Ogrodniki, as we'll as those
below the Krsna. are progressing.
On the southwestern front of Brest-
Litovsk there has been no news.
Battles near and north of Piszca and
north and east of Vladoya continue
Evening star., 1915-08-23
ANXIETY FOR SAFETY
r Of CHANNEL STEAMER
Passengers From England Due in
Paris Last Night Fail
to Arrive.

PARIS. August 23.-Rumors OF a mis-
hap of a channel steamer on voyage
from Folkestone to Boulogne are be-
ing circulated widely in Paris. Appar-
emily they originated in the fact that
passengers from England who were due
in Paris last night did not arrive.
Railway officials had report that
the vessel met with an accident and re-
turned to Folkestone. where the pas
senSers were transferred to another
steamer. The official press bureau was
without information concerning any
such incident
Evening star., 1915-08-23
Missing No Tricks.

From Judge
Anna-Since you've been in love you
seem to have a faraway expression in
your eyes. ..-.-.
Amy-There's a reason. dear. Charlie
always kisses me when I'm not looking.
Evening star., 1915-08-23
A Pitched Battle.

From Judge.
From the viewpoint of an innocent
by-stander," phlosophically remarked
the old codger. IL believe that the Keen
est competition ! know of occurs when
two chronic dyspeptics get together
and compare their symptoms"