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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20

ar. ana Mrs. EdCur FcI pleasantly
entertained the Twentieth Century CI.h
saturday evening. Fcbruur. IH I'm,
color scheme or red ana whit. was ear
ried throughout the evening m. de-
orations being beautiful Nul "a a rs+-
sonahle hour dainty rcfrcs hucrfa yvsr.
served They had as guests NTr arl
Mrs. Kelly. OF Martins Ferrs Tho fof-
low lnE tucmbgrg were pres@u-s Mr. ana
Thomas Ankle. Mr. ana Ms o.. * Irof,ii,.'
Mr.. and Mrs. q. ~. Walker. Mr. md
Mrs. W. J. HunHy. SIR and Mrs Samuel
Fell. Mr.. and Mrk William Krrrar Mr.
and Mrs J.. O.. Starbuss Nj and Mrs
O a. Miller and Mr.. ara MR.. Edrar
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20
COLERAIN
Joint COMMITTEES.

- SOLERAlN. O.. Feb. 1g-The Cole
rain Farmers Institute committs. -,
~ the nome or Mr. and Mrs. W J.
nuhII, tuesday evening. and At a sea-
sohAplv hour an excellent two course
supper was served. Those present were.
IT. ana Mrs. John A. Cowan Mr. and
i MIs. l.. L. Mercer; Mr.. and Mrs J. w
- Htehhe9J. Mr and Mrs. Roland HaInes
AT ana MIS-. J. W. Walker. Mr.. and Mrs
X l.. walker, Mr.. ana Mrs. 9. II Hogte
MT ana Mrs. q. J. Bracktn. Mr. and Mrs
-. a Miller. Mr.. Frank DUNCAN Miss
laura bundy. Miss Myrtle DUNCAN and
Mr. ana Mrs. W. j. Bundy. The graug.
committee also met with the Joint com
uIttee. The grange being represented
by Mr.. and Mrs. Addison Starbuck
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20
Epawoop LUrHERAr CHURCH.

The Edgwoud town hall. place or meet
lng. Rev. Ralph a. Hurrhmnu. pastor.
t"hruary p. First sunday iu Lent A.
Ins hour or public worship. T.Hs b. ~.
Tho sunday school will have the special
W expect n crowded hall SUNDAY school
az ESQ q. M Catrrhiem Glass on Friday
70 $50 %. w. Special is-ufsu services VIII
be hrlr az z 90 uu each " rdnrsdHy eNt-
MN. unLLL I..L.r Won II. wnL-um.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20

Eddie Carver. the little colored
featherweight OF Pittsburg. who was
seen az bridgeport in an eight round
when he put Bobby Trott away IN
ave rounds. 10 doing good work in
Pittsburg at present. On Thursday
evening he put Gene Cassidy out In
two rounds and then substituted for
another boy and boxed Geo. Blackhall
a six-round draw.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20

was business caller in Colerain. Fri
day.
Miss Mabel Mclaughlin. Of room No
]. Of Coleraiu. visited the Crescent schDS,
Wednesday.
Workers League. 900 y. IN. topic
from Child Thou Hast Known the
Holy Scriptures. Tim 3:l0-17. leader
Mrs. Anna Roberts. Preaching. 500 D.
m. by Rev. Mergler. OF Blaine. %. Every
BODY welcome.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20
The N. T. Club.

Ihe " n club was pleasantly enter
Nj. Pleasant. o.. Saturday. n, brIt91-, =
Ihey had az guests: Mrs. Bert ~ Al
Ilsasant. and Miss Ruth pasco IFr
a"AloNlug members were Urr-tpt Af-s
i. J.. Mercer. Mrs.. Frank rIeavcr Trs
:. X Hogue Misses Msrgurv. I'attsf-
soil Jamie Mercer. Alice Major. Laura
NeEus. kathleen MCN0uahey. Nf1rfari.
Murdock and Claire Hoguc. Nlssr the
serving or excellent refreshmeut- tI.
meeting was adjourned q usl'- ,,.ifit
Viz q X LLoEu. On Mnrcn
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20

A number OF local nEht fans will
Journey 70 Pittsburg Monday evening
10 see the Chip-Crouse bout at Du-
quesne garden. These boys have met
number OF times and on each occa-
sion have put up a great bout Local
fans seem 10 favor Chip. as he Is IN
doubleday the hardest hitting middle
weight In the game.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20

The Wesiministcr Guild was pleasant
lN entertained az the home OF Esther
walker Saturday afternoon. Frbrunrv
~. Those present were Misses Efs.
trlce Barton. Carrie Cuwau Margaret
Rally Agnes Murphy. Anna Walker
Edna Fox. May Fox. and ESTHER WaIrer
AFTER th' sewing % dainty rafrt -bfneufs
they nd IoufneH
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20

Kriss-Who stood up for him when
ne married?
krosE-Nobody They all called
him an idiot.-Smart Set.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20

Happy Davis and Mickey Donley.
both Philadelphia featherweights.
would Ike TO arrange a bout with
Walter Stewart at the b. A. c. Davis
is dandy 122-pound boy and has
met such boys as Ty Cobb. Johnny
Dundee. Benny Kaufman. George
CLANCY and Champion Johnny XII
lbane.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20
FIRST BASEBALL
CHALLENGE HERE

- Wake. ye base ball fans
Ope vide your eyes and ears.
as the call OF the ball and bat
sounds from afar. bringing a
ring and a cheer that viii bring
the best % music 20 thine ears.
The nrst base bali Challenge
has been Issued In WheelinE.
and perhaps In the entire Noun
tain state. That challenge r.
issued with defiance that
knows no quarter. and hence
no quarter Is offered 10 the in
dividual fan who fails to realize
that the time for the opening OF
the game is rapidly drawing
nigh.
The Sporting Editor OF The
lntelligencer received letter
yesterday from Washington.
Pa. stating that the Belvedere
club OF that borough desires 10
book games with any is-2Oyear-
old base ball team in the valley.
and, in fact. as stated BY the
writer OF the letter. any team
IN any part OF West Virginia"
Games can be booked for at
home" or abroad" By writing
20 the manager. Mr.. George
BOUCHER. Park avenue. Wash.
ington. Pa.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20

tsf.- g. n. HIgWu. ut hnuuEHIuWr CD.
viii hold GOSPEL Temperance rurrfiura
iu the vs.. g.. n. q. hall ON the evenings
- February %. % and g. Every body
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20
BOXING NOTES


walter Stewart viii boz either X
o. Mar. OF Cincinnati. or Joe Harang.
OF New Orleans. before the Royal
Sport club Of Toledo early in March.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20

Gnstructor-Wha are the properties
OF nitrous oxidc9
Pupil t9iD-tt is a gas which. when
hreHfn'd. causes people % laugh. and
therefore l9 used IN dcntistry.- Cor
nell Chemist
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20

Johnny Ray. who Is fast taking on
weight. viii box Eddie Winler In the
semi-windup TO the Chip Grouse bout.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20

Peanut Schieberl OF Milwaukee,
VIII meet Bryan at the Goodale club,
Columbus, Ohio. Walter Stewart had
the first offer for this bout but Dow
ney would not come lower than I2S
pounds at O'Clock. so the Wheeling
boy passed il up.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20

"I trourht che Christmas expense va
over. huf no fan't
.Hnw row
NY wife hae rrfanrrd Iar. hand.
Errrhirf auf $500 additional for fur
coat Kansas CIfF Journal
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20

Matt Brock. OF Cleveland. has taken
Patsy Clines' place against X. o. Mars
at Cincinnati on March !.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20

Mike Gibbons and Johnny Clabby
will meet in a twenty-round cham
pionship encounter before either Dom
inickTortorichs'. West Side A. C.. or
Tommy Burns Unity A. c. early next
month. Both boys have made IL
plain that the promoter Offering the
best inducements will get the bout.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20
SUNK BY NINE

IDNuUN Tsb E0. g15 g. m.Tbe
NrrHHriHu steamer N1r1kVn has been
.Ius through striking mine near
E.rrhUiw Island iu fHr Rattle sea. ac-
rHriirr fH RI dirrafrh from Copenhagen
fn the central News. All ~ the crew
we're drowned
There are two Norwegian vessels list
"a in marine records under che name
nF NUrdaUn. f iu believed that the
NnrdkTu sunk wrH n small ship Of .Us
tons. owned hE o. NIrrn. or Enrrrn. &C.
fnr other NnrdkNn wac reported a. SAIL.
fnF from Genoa on February Ih f1r View
NgrE Do could not have been this ship
which met disaster
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20
d.
OF Little Value.
5000 HHn nwNWNara 81

Re expressed the opinion that 70
was Of practically little. n any value.
az e. factor In the railroad situation
a this time The evidence to-day
showed that the road is owned by the
p. g. o.. the Pennsylvania and the New
York Central. and that they were rot
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20
LITTLE VALUE
Witnesses in investigation OF Little
ksnawha Railroad Place Small
Value In the Road.
spseiaI DIspateh 30 the InlsIlieeneer.

Special Dispatch 20 the Intslligencer.
WASHINGTON, ID. C.. Feb. 10
That the Little Kanawha Railroad.
Parkersburg to Creston. a distance OF
. miles. was an important factor in
the railroad manCuvering in West
Virginia a few years ago. but Is not
now. was testified 10 by Joseph Ram
say. Jr.. and others before the Inter-
state Commerce Commission to-day.
The testimony was given In response
To a resolution which was introduced
and had passed by Senator Chiffon
70 ascertain the ownership and gener-
eral affairs Of this road. The early
history Of the road was told by ex-
Governor a. -. White. n. c. Jackson,
W W. Van Wrinkle. William Beard,
J. T. Blair. v. B. Archer and s. A.
Hays. Mr.. Ramsay testified that the
road was decidedly important in the
scheme OF the Wabash 10 construct
trunk line from the East 10 the West.
but when that project collapsed be-
cause Of lack OF funds. q had little
value. when grew even less by rea-
son Of the fact that the building Of
the Coal & Coke and p. a. o. branch
lines tapped the territory which the
Little Kanawha would have had for
ITS own had 90 been built as originally
nIauusF
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20
DR.. BAILEY

Corner Eleventh aud Chapiins So.
WheeLnE' ". Va, one biook from post.
Come Upstairs
TIE RELIABLE sPnc1ALrEr nh,
'''HF Dc picture and tells bis name
p" "H'n you enter bic onIce you know
Who sou ore dealing with.
MAXI NO nsIsEuADrua arAru-
.i sHE1 'r deceptive proportions 90 the
aIi. zoo. neither tY r UrHfrI.a fn rHr.
.m .r few DAYS. IH order f8 rer.ire
-lFe Lli I give COMPLETE.
NgigAAsE POSSIBLE TINS without
....E lnIArous after effects in the
EyHir u. ora 90 The lowest cost r4aaff'f-
~ Hnneft HkiUful end succeHafgi
NericQcels ana gtrictura. ohouorrha.
eleeti ErlarEer Froatata uIaddar 49,
lunaf BLOOD Eoiaoun. Nervous Wnhann-
tion. tudiacrstion % nncsaa.
No dsteution from business
Lnlsr my treatment y9u throu it away
-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-02-20


with
sga.,
arrHUsATrsz rHFLAnrNAToHY suocuas
tom Biaadsr. Eidpsys Hsryou.
81 sfnld s1I ID sr 1r Ion
ooEsULTATIoE p M daiv ssa .v.ui,r T.
dsr sud Saturday sunday-ia D ash 49,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
HE GOWNS SEPTEMBER MORN
Man Rejected as Marine Because OF
Nude Tattoo Picture Has II
Deeorously Dressed.

John A. Curtin of Pittsburgh
went to Philadelphia and decided
to enlist in the marines. He was
magnificent specimen physically, and
the recruiting officers thought they
had a prize until he stripped. Then
they found a sure-enough "Septem-
Der Morn" tattooed on John and con-
cealing him from Adams apple to
waist line.
"You can't get in the service with
that thing on you," John was told.
"Why not?" he demanded. Saint
it good enough?"
eyes, but it has not got any
clothes on and we can't enlist men
with nude figures tattooed' on them"
John dressed and departed, but
late; he came back and sought en-
listment. When he again stripped it
was found that the September
Morn" was clad in remarkable eve
ming gown and wore a fetching hat
upon her dainty head. He had been
to a tattoo artist. John was &C
cepted.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
Woman Past Help.

Chandler, Osla.-In a letter from
this place. Mrs. Fila Flowers says:
II hardly know how to thank you
for the good that Csrdui has done
me. Before tried Cardui. thought
| was past help. but after taking it
| was relieved at once. and gained at
least 10 p FUNDS. Everybody says |
iok So much better. am still ign
pr wing great y" Many women d&re
comp et,ly worn out aud dis,our ICED
on account of won sply weakness
Are YOU? Have you rot tried Cardui?
It Only reeds a few doses to convir ca
you that Csrdui il just what you
need, Try it today. 1t will cure you.
advertisement
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
NOVEL TOY.

An ingenious toymaker of this
country has recently patented novel
toy. 1t consists of a figure, horse,
for instance, balanced with a coun-
terweight SO that it may occupy po-
sition on the edge of table or man.
tel, where it may rock to and fro
with a lifelike motion. A string be-
tween the depending weight and
some movable portion of the figure
causes the portion to move also. In
the case of a man on horseback the
string is attached to the tail of the
horse and when the figure moves up
and down, Stimulating a gallop, the
animal switches his tail in an exceed
ingly realistic manner.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
USING THE FEET IN "B0xING'
Method Recognized In France Mas
Never Become Popular In
This Country.

The form of boxing known as ia
savate," in which the feet are used
as well as the fists, and kicks are as
legitimate as blows, has for a long
time been a popular exercise In
French gymnasia and schools OF
arms. In this country it is prac-
tically unknown, although attempt
has been made at various times to
introduce it here.
The first principle is that the
whole weight of the body shall be
placed on one leg, and that the far
thest from the adversary. The dis
engaged leg is used as an adjunct
to the fists, and flies out with aston
ishing swiftness and accuracy of aim.
The "coup de savate" proper is the
"chasse" off the right foot, or 'shipz
hit" a dangerous blow, but one thai
is easily avoided by raising the left
knee to the level of the waist. For
midable as this method of assault
and others, such as the 'coup OAR
ret" or straight stop hit, and the
"coup de figure" or swinging face
kick, may be, and undoubtedly are
with an expert, the parties and
guards are simple and sure if prop
erlv used.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
Heroes of the Coast.

1t was on stormy March night in
1907 that the first lifeboat on the
American coast battled through the
raging surf and picked up half doz-
en- sailors from stranded schooner.
In 1S4S congress recognized the noble
work of this society by granting it
an appropriation of $4,000. Then the
government organized a small service
OF its own on Cape Cod. But not till
the winter Of 1871 did it put its heart
ardently into a national life-saving
service. Today there is a little army
of 1000 superb but silent heroes who
nightly for eight months OF the year
patrol the longest and one of the most
dangerous coasts In the world
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
THE THRICE-A-WEEk EDITION
OF THE NEW YORK WORLD
Practically a Dally..at the Price
of a Weekly. No other News.
paper in the world gives so
so much at so low a price.

The year 1914 has been the most
extraordinary in the history of mod
ern times. 1t has witnessed the out
break of the great European war. a
struggle so titsntic that 1t makes all
others look small.
You live in momentous times, and
you should not miss any of the tre-
mendous events that are occurring.
No other newspaper will inform you
with the promptness and cheapness
OF the Thrice-s-Week edition of the
New York World. Moreover, a
years subscription to it will take
you far into our next Presidential
campaign.
The THRIcE-A-WEEK WORLDS
regular subscription price is only
100 per year. and this pays for
l56 papers. We offer this unequalled
newspaper and Hopkinsville Ken
tuckian together for one year for
S2.65.
The regular subscription price OF
the two papers is $500.
Send all subscriptions to Kentuc-
xien Office
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
nopkinsviIle Market
Quotations.
Corrected April "a, 1915.
RETAIL GROCERY PRICES.

RETAIL GROCERY PRICES.
Country lard. good color and clear
l4c and l5c per pound.
Country bacon, Ice per pound.
Black-eyed peas. $3.50 per bushel
Country shoulders. 12ac pound.
County hams zoe per pound.
Irish potatoes. s1.00 per bushel.
Northern eating Rural potatoes
s1.00 per bushel
Texas eating onions. SITS per
bushel, new stock
Dried Navy beans. 400 per
bushel
Cabbage. new, 5 Genus q pound.
Dried Lima beans. Coo per gallon
Country dried apples. 10c per
pound. 8 for 25c
Daisy cream cheese. 25c Der
pound
Full cream brick cheese. Csc pc,
p)uni
Full cream Limberger cheese. 25t
PEI pound
Popcorn.dri on ear &c per pound.
Fresh Eggs zoe per doz
Choice lots fresh. well-worked
country butter. In pound prints. 30c.
FRUITS.
Lemons. 25c per dozen
Navel Oranges zoe to 40c per do7
Bananas. 15c and 25c dozi
Cash Price Paid For Produce.
RooTs. HIDES. Wool AND TALLow.
Prices paid by wholesale dealers tc
butchers and farmers:
Roots-Southern ginseng. IS. 75 Ii
Golden Seal" yellow root, SI.36 II
Mayapple. 81; pink root. 12c and 1a
Tallow-No. l. Al; No. 2. &c.
Woodbury.. Zoe to TIC: Clear
Grease, 21c. medium. tub washed
23c to 30c: coarse. dingy. tubwashed
18c.
Feathers-Prime white goose. Soc
dark and mixed old goose, I5c to Soc
gray mixed. I5c to Doc. white duck
&c to 35c. new.
Hides and Skins-These quotations
are for Kentucky hides. Southern
green hides &c. We quote ASSORTED
lots dry flint. I2c to I4c. $40 bet
ter demand:
Dressed geese. lie per pound for
:hoice lots. live 81
Fresh country eggs. Is cents per
dozen
Fresh country butter 25c Id.
A good demand exists for sprins
chickens. and choice lots OF fresi
country butter.
HAY AND GRAIN.
No. timothy hay, $24 90
No. clover hay, 500 90
Clean, bright straw hay. 15c bale
Alfalfa hay, 500 90
White seed oats, 54c
Black seed oats, 5Sc
Mixed seed oats. Csc
No. 2 white corn, 90c
Winter wheat bran. $500
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
AT THE CHURCHES.

Strangers in the city and the pub
lie are cordially invited to all SER
vices at the following churches:
Cumberland Presbyterian Church
j. B. Eshman. Pastor.
Sunday School at $3.50.
Preaching at IL a. m.
Christian Endeavor $50.
Preaching at 1880 D. m.
First Baptist Church. Rev. c. M.
Thompson, Pastor. Sevic as
usual.
Sunday School-9:30ia. m.
Morning Servicec-11:00 a. a,
Evening Service-7:30 p. m.
Second Baptist Church-Rev. w.
R. Goodman, Pastor.
Sunday School-9.45 a. m.
Preaching-11 a. m.
Preaching-7:00 p. m.
Prayer meeting every Wednt sday
night-7:00 Pm
| Methodist Episcopal Church--Rev.
Lewis Powell, Pastor.
Sunday School-9:30 a. m.
Morning Service--10:45 a. m.
Epworth League-6:00 p. m.
Evening Service-7:30 p. m.
Prayer meeting at 1880 p. m. every
Wednesday. Fl
Westminster Presbyterian Church
Rev. c. H. H. Branch, Pastor.
Sunday School-9:30 a. m.
Mems Bible Class-10:00 q. m.
Morning Service-l1:45 a. m.
Evening Service 1880 p. m.
First Presbyterian Church,
mer Gsbbard, Pastor.
Sunday School-9:30 a. m.
Morning Service Ito a. m.
Evening Service 1880.
Christian Endeavor-6:45 D. m.
Weekly Prayer Meeting -Wedpes-
day-7:30 =. m.
Grace Church-Rev. Geo. C. Alb.
bitt. Rector.
Morning prayer and sermon at
10:45.
Sunday School at $50 a. m.
Vestry Tuesday at 4:30.
Christian Science SociAty.-Ser-
vices, Sunday ii q. m. Wednesday
Up. m. Reading r pom, Monday.
Thursday tnd SATURDAY 2. to D. m.
All sre cordially invited to attend.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
Crows Raucous Voice.

The voice of almost every member
Of the crow family has In its very
harshness an unbirdlike and partly
human quality that could not fail to
impress the primitive imagination. In
spite Of the common idea that crows
do nothing but cav, the old augurers
recognized no less than So intonations
OF the ravens voice, each with it's spe-
cial significance. From the ringing
Rank! rank! rahki rahki" OF the
hooded crow. the Swedes have bor-
rowed their fierce cheer. the finest
battle cry possessed BY any peoplA
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
Wonderful Snow Flaures.

The delicacy and beauty OF snow fig
ures have no parallel in the product Of
man or insect. The most beautiful OF
webs. wondrous as they are. of the
strange insect called the spider bear
no comparison with snow crystals. The
rarest Of gossamer laces. stitched by
deft fingers that have inherited the art
throughout generations. have no such
delicate figures, though they have
found inspiration In leaf and verdure
and novsf OF rarest structure.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
NATURALLY QUALIFIED.

"What line of activity do you
think your son will follow?"
"I'm not sure" replied the weary
looking man. ''But from the close
questioning he puts me through I'm
inclined to think that he'll make a
great chairman of an investigating
committee"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
coMPENsATING FACTOR.

Edwin hear Nellie's husband
is a nut.
Evelin-He is; but he's dough
nut.
Edwin-A doughnut?
Evelin-Yes; he has money
Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
THE LIKENESS.

"Miss Talkit is a fountain head
of eloquence."
eyes, inasmuch as they're both
gushing"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
WASTED.

Sloggs-People are inexcusably
wasteful of writing paper.
Bloggs-That's so. I've got cred
itors who write to me every week.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
A PARADOX.

"Love is blind, isn't it?
$50 they say"
"Then how can there be love at
first sight?"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
Persistent.

The croaker generally has little to
say, but is willing to keep on saying
Indianapolis Star.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01
1%SwA49;issSny

After you have made a Z
thorough investigation
Of the different meth
DDS of selling pianos
just figure what Eou
can save If you Buy
direct from the factory.
Remember. a retailer has large
expenses in selling a piano, be-
sides his profit. You can sav.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-05-01

all Of this at our facory.
We make fine pianos as are manufactured any,
where and sell direct 70 the homes. We never an
through dealersor agents, but we will give their
The Adler Piano received the highest inward n, ,.s
National Conservation Exposition Knoxville IN lsiS
You can try an Adler Piano In your home free Yon
desire. You do not obligate yourself to purehsse
Ship back at nv expense u you are not more than
Ny plan q selling direct from tho factory saves yen
slse 20 siso * y - aoL eonyensnt 70 pay cash. yo
whereby you can pay In small amounts to suit YOU
and without Interest.
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