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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15
ALIENS roor-EAsr for tn. Troops

ALIENS FOOT-EAsE for the TROOPS
over 10000 packages of Aliens Foot Ease, the
hntiseptic powder TO shake iuto your shoes, arc
being used by the German and Allied troops at
the Front because II rests the feet, gives Ia.
slant relief To Corns and Bunlons, hot, swollen,
aching, tender feet, and makes walking easy.
Sold e~very whore, Csc. Try It TO-DAY. Dan.
se.ssf spy sHhJfiisls. ddV.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15
Its Outcome.

"Who won ut the tea hght?"
Nobody. II was "A drawn battle."-
Baltimore American.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

For fresh cuts apply Hanford's Bal.
sam. Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

Advertising will put a lightweight in
the limelight, but II will not always
keep him there.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

How we do love IN idle person who
along and bothers US when we
are busy!
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15
why Lose Hope.
A Gentle Hint.

The Grocer Ito new customer)-Did
you find your last order satisfactory,
madam?
Mrs. Housekeep-Fairly so. But
nex time ! wish you would send "
stronger coffee and weaker butter.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

Every womsn's pride, beautiful, clear
white clothes. Use Red Cross Ball Blue.
All grocers. Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15
Maybe a Peanut.

Why do you think he has a family
tree?"
Because he's a nut"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

Always proud TO show white clothes.
Red Cross bali Blue does make them
white. AL grocers. Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

Love that survives d~yspeptic cook.
cry will endure forever.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

For gals use Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

ovR OwS DRUGGIST Will TELL. q
Try Murine Rye Rsmedy for itcd, weax. watery
Eyes and GrannlRted. Eyelidsi. M smaTting-
by mail Free. Murine Eye Kennedy Co., Chicago
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

A musical educatiC does not always
put harmony In a ~discordant soul.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

Loss OF memory is no calamity In
case OF a fool.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

For proud flesh use Hanford's Bal.
sam of Myrrh. Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

S%our.faced plety seldom lands many
converts.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

Tiuers Release Pitcher karr.
Pitcher Karr. secured by Detro
from Memphis last fall. has been =
leased to the Los Angeles club.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

placed anywhere. at
tracts and Hills all
fiss. Neat, clean. or
~nsmental, convenient,
cheap. Lasts oil
season. Made OF
metal, can'tspill or tip
over, will not coil OF
injurs anything
Guaranteed eGectivA
All dealers orsssn,
express paid for sl.oe.
Ave. Broshiyn. u. 2
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

ham Remedies Vegetable Compound
and Sanative Wash. ] am now well and
strong and car do all my own work. l
W IL all 10 Lydia T.. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound and want other suffer-
ing women TO know about II. - Mrs.
II. +. MABEN, 211 S. Spring ST., MUIR
freesboro, Tenn.
This famous remedy, the medicinal
ingredients of which are derived from
native roots and herbs, has for nearly
forty years proved TO be a most valua-
bic tonic and ~invigorator Of the female
organism. Women everywhere bear
willing testimony 70 the wonderful vir-
tue Of Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Why Lose Hope.
No woman suffering from any form
of female troubles should lose hope un-
Gil she has given Lydia z. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound n fair trial.
II you want special advice write TO
Lydia T.. Pinkham Medicine Co. (conf-
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by q
woman and held In strict confidence.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

There Is another report out regard
ing the Kansas City franchise, Rumor
says that indianapolis is to be brought
back into the league, forcing the Pack
era out.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

Benny Kaun was not fined 81 300 FOR
his leap 10 the Giants, according TO
the Brookfeds. The only loss Benny
suffered was his salary for the days
be was suspended.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

Harry Davis and Larry Liable are
saying much, but they are laugh
ng up their sleeves over the mis-
,rtune OF Joe Birmingham. just the
same.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

Grover Alexander might win the
pennant for the Phillies II he couid
only pitch every game. His work Is
the main reason why the team III UP
IA the front rank.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

Joe Tinker. manager OF the Chicago
Federal league team, Is to retire as
u player ut the close OF this season..
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

But little Is heard OF the famous
pitching trio of the Boston Braves-
Rudolph. James and Tyler-up To date
But the season Is young as yet.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

Flame Delhi. the big red'headed
pitcher with the White sox three
years ago in Texas. Is now with M
Kansas City Blues and doing well.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

Heinic Groh Is the leading hitter
Of the National League.
Red Corriden was such bad luck
10 the Cubs that Bresnahan disposed
VI HIM on general principles.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

Hughie Jennings is complaining that
the Tigers are not being supported by
the fans In Detroit as they should be.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

John McGraw has been at his wits
end TO devise some method of starting
his Giants on the upgrade. but so far
he has found nothing TO start a rally
with.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

Manager Stallings, OF the Braves,
Is authority for the statement tRat
Schmidt, his first baseman. Is the
best initial sacker in the game.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

The fans OF Philadelphia have gone
'dafy" about the playing of Dave
Bancroft, the new shortstop of the
Phillies.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

81 get sick OF baseball politics and
intrigue" remarks e. Holiday Eb-
bets, one OF the inventors of base
ball politics and intrigue,
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

Umpire Chill was hot during n re-
cert game and chased three athletes
on the feld-with the thermometer
near freezing.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1915-07-15

II was thought Boston and Brooklyn
had great young shortstops In Marah'
Vile and O'Mara, but neither one has
anything on Bancroft OF the Phillies'
The broad ax., 1915-09-11


There Il no place In the world where
money 10 under less supervision than
N Canada The coins In circulation
there are not confined to the Dominion.
British halfpennies and pennies cir
euiate as freely as the cents, and Unit
ed States coins Of all descriptions are
accepted a. equal In value to the Ca
madam coins, though the United States
refuses to handle the coins OF the
Dominion on its own side Of the Dor
DER. In the course Of q busy day In
Canada you are not surprised TO meet
coinage Of many nations. Sometimes
you get finds. A correspondent who
Is an amateur coin collector tells me
he got among his change a beautiful
specimen Of farthlng OF the reign Of
George Ill, and an hour or two after
ward he became the possessor OF an
old Irish halfpenny over 100 years old
with the harp on one side. Probably
these two coins had been carefully
preserved, but poverty induced the pro-
pretors to part with them.-London
Chronicle.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Tho .lnauisitivs Jana.

The japanese have a lively desire to
know all about you They are actively
interested In your health, your bust
ness, your habits, your wealth, your
personal affairs, how you like your
eggs for breakfast, what your clothes
cost, where you are going. when you
are going and why you are going; what
you intend to do after you get there.
what your excuse for existing Is, how
often you get your hair cut, how many
children you have or have not and
why, what your watch cost, who IS
your tailor, how often you wash your
teeth. how much you owe, whether
you have any birthmarks and what
was the occupation Of your GRANDPA
ther. These and all other topics that
are personal to you they are anxious
30 discover. Their curiosity Is IN
bounded; but, my sakes, how polite
they are about itLSamuel G. Blythe
IN Saturday Evening Post
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
AZ e.I.kl.,,.

The total Russian forces. fussntrx
cavalry and artillery, at BaIaklaya hs,
oeen variously estimated at from sO..
OOo TO 10000 men, while the Enr,ish
Lorce was much smaller In numbers
The two famous charges Of that d.x
were that Of the heavy brigade Of abont
SOO men against 1000 Russians and the
sun more renowned charge of the Iiobt
brigade OF about 600 men against the
russian guns. No accurate figures
Seem to be recorded, as those Owen nv
Ianous authorities differ greatly. The
result Of the first charge was the break
VI the Russian cavalry, which fed back
20 the protection Of their artillery ana
We're not pursued very far by the Brit
lsh- The second charge was unsue-
eessIul as a military measure. for
though the Russian gunners were mo.
mentarily driven from their guns. thew
returned and fired upon friend and foe
ahke' while a superior force of cavalry
engaged the British. 1t is said that
evening parade saw only ten men
mounted out Of the 600 who had ridden
In the charge.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
SIGHTS In Italian ci.i..

GENOA and Rome are the most beau
nfuly lighted cities in Europe because
ther streets are narrow. enough to al
low OF the singing Of white electric
globes across from house to house
There are no dishguring lampposts, but
at intervals down the middle of the
street swing the globes Of light of the
TINT OF moonlight. Venice, on the con-
rary, Is terribly overlighted and gilt
tiers distressingly and inappropriately.
Ruskin complained that the gas in the
great piazza had grown so dazzling I'm
his day that walking or sitting there
he could no longer see moon or stars.
What would he have thought OF the
horrid exaggeration Of the clusters of
electric lights? Without being a Rus
kin one longed to switch OF nine out
OF every ten.-London Globe.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Then Their, Was : shak.uu.

Some years ago the Italian minister
OF foreign affairs, Signor Prinetd, ask
ed his majesty King Victor Emmanuel
to sign a decree for the augmentation
Of the star Of the foreign Office. The
king promised to think the matter over
and the next morning set out alone on
foot to pay a visit to the Office. Arriv.
ing at 8 O'Clock, he found no one there.
A long search unearthed a solitary
clerk who was smoking cigarettes.
what are the hours Of this oficeT
asked the king.
From to L." was the reply.
~And when may expect to see your
colleaguesT
They generally turn up about IL"
~Very well When your chief comes
tell him the king has been here"
And then his majesty sent for Signor
Prinetti and suggested that instead OF
asking for more clerks he should make
It his business to see that those already
on the stan attended TO their duties.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
A Museums Worst Enemy.


One Of the worst enemies curators Of
museums have to contend with Is q
tny beetle, which works so neatly that
mere is no evidence Of Its woeful work
until the specimen is found dismember-
ca or otherwise ruined. Neither In
america or England has any effectual
remedy been found. The tiny mischief
worker Is the Anthrenus museorum.
Inc ADULT measures only or even less
nan one-eighth Of an inch In length
una Is convex in form. The female
IaSs eggs In specimens, and the larvae
leu on them-the valued butterfly and
ue magnihcent beetle brought from
S slsr These larvae are small, plump,
ny grubs, and the sole sign OF their
presence, likely to be overlooked by
80 e amateur, is a few specks Of brown
Nus' IN the case-Scientife American.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Huntino Trouble.

When q man Just naturally wants
trouble II Is mighty easy to find an ex-
cuse for making II. According to Nike
Hogan, Casey and 0'Brien were hav-
ing a personal argument Of their own
II had progressed to the extent that
each had forgotten what It was about
originally. and they were wholly obliv-
ious Of the gathering crowd until an
uFbane and genteel person IN a frock
coat put IN
Come, come, my man." he said, gen.
tly plucking Casey by the sleeve. "You
don't want to fight I can ten II by
your looks. Your face Is too benign
Two be nineI Two be nine. Is ct,
ye scut7" beloved Casey. NE face
Is two be nine. Is utT
And there was where the real trou-
Die began--Louisyille Times
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
How Very AnnoyinaI

Just as the young man raised his hat
In response to a bow and a smile from
the beautiful girl who was passing by
his foot struck a banana peel and few
out from under him. He landed on
the back Of his neck, his hat flying In
one direction and his cane in another.
"Are you hurtT" asked a friendly po-
nceman as the victim Of the accident
sat up and began to swear volubly.
EHurtF' he exclaimed. mo, I'm not
hurt I'm dead sore; that's what
am That bonehead camera man across
the street forgot to turn the crank, and
now I've got to do that fall all over
again"
Then the policeman realized that he
had been privileged to see a moving
picture comedy In the making. st
Louis Dispatch
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Flexible Stone.

ltacOlumite is a peculiar stone which
is found In Brazil. When aexible Itacol-
unite is cut into thin plates, and when
examined with microscope It Is found
to be composed almost entirely Of fine
grains Of sand Of peculiar shape, with
iIdented edges which interiock like the
fingers Of clasped hands. The f1exibil-
lty Of the material results from this
mterlocking Of the grains Of sand, of
which it is chiefly composed. Although
but few persons know that this stone
can be anything but hard, the flexible
stone is not so much OF a curiosity as
Il seems, for it is found In North Caro-
Una, and there are specimens Of it In
a case at the Philadelphia collection.
HE sensation Of handling a piece Of
stone which bends like a piece Of rub
Der Is strange experience. II handled
too roughly the stone breaks.-Indian-
epolis News.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Hurryiaa uR

Melancholy Aunt Clara nOa the
country had the habit Of listening to
the big clock on the town han In the
village where she was visiting and eI-
claiming every time it struck:
Eternity draws one hour nearer"
Clarence was very much impressed
with that solemn reflection One day
the big clock got out Of order. While
repairing It the workmen made 1t
strike every few minutes Clarence
heard IT with bulging eyes
ooh, Aunt Clara" he said excitedly,
~eternity has got move on today
New York Times
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Next Door a r.

pt an acquaintance Of the late Josh
lungs was one day talking with him
s sOoot the remarkable Increase Of Inn
t,., and substitutes Tor original ar
49, as oleomargartne for butter. cel-
, - Ior ivory, and 50 forth, -and."
go - ne many Of the substitutes 50
49, Sn OF the real thing. 1 guess IN
s mere win be q substttuts Tor ev-
~sns ng, though don't know about
A. 40 replied the humorist. up 70
49, present time at Least there Is no
-. 49, good substitute for wisdom. But
&c &c y the best that has 90 far been
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
PUTTING of.

When the ship Central America
sprung aleak In midocean q steamer.
seeing her signal, drew near and ask
ed, what Is amissY' I've are In bad
repair. Lie by I'LL morning." was the
answer. Better let me take your pas
sengers on board now" NO." said
the captain; Tie by TIL morning" In
an hour the lights Of the III fated
steamer were not visible. She had
gone down, and all had persisted
Mr.. Moody once closed meeting in
Chicago, saying, think this matter
over till next Sunday" On their way
home from church that evening q light
suddenly flashed across the sky. 1t
was the beginning Of the great Chi
cago fire. That congregation never as
sembled again.-Christian Herald
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Lonainaa.

A well known essayist and connois-
seur Of New York attended recently
an artistic tea in Washington square.
Near artists Of all sorts-near poets.
near sculptors, near painters and near
novelists- the tea. The ladies
wore djibbahs Of green buriap. The
gentlemen wore sandals. The collation.
was vegetarian
Looking calmly at that mass Of
freaks, he said, with a smile:
Artistic longings consist invariably.
It seems, OF long hair. long teeth and
long faces-everything but long purses.
In fact"-Washlngton Star.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
His Excuse.

Justice Of Peace-Your wife says you
struck her. Have you any excuse 10
offer. uncle?
The Prisoner-Ah suttinly has, 5edge-
While / wuz prayin' TO rain 10 man
Ryardin she starts In prayin' TO fair
wedder case she was gwfne to wash
Boston Journal
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Tr.nch.s IN War.

The Romans. who were the nrst to
make war a real art or one forgets
a certain Alexander1, were IN eonse-
Quence the first to use trenches Their
main line Of intrenchment ran across
southern Germany from the east bank
Of the Rhine to near the present SUIT
cart.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
su,isn cewbeIIs.

The cowbeIls used in Switzerland
have A peculiar sound, rather mournful
An fits droning prolongation- 1t has been
discovered that tigers fear It and run
when they hear It Therefore swiss
eowbeIis have been introduced into the
HimaIayas as a protection for cattle
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
A Disausted Lover.

When James ". OF Scotland went to
London to propose for the hand OF
Margaret the daughter of Henry VII.
he was somewhat disguised to find her
at their first meeting SO busily engaged
in a game of cards that she was scarce
" able TO give him any attention
The broad ax., 1915-09-11

Enthusiastic Aviator latter long ex-
PLANTATION Of principle and workings OF
his biplanel-Now you understand II
don't you? Young Lady-An but one
thing. Aviator-and that Isl Young
LAdy-what makes it stay upF-Ne"
York Times.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Cynical

@But be sure you're right exelatm-
ed the confident philosopher. -and
then 60 ahead"
BE sure you're right protested the
married man, -and then get down on
your lneB ard ask to be forgiven =
Puck.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11

Madge-Why don't you tell him frank
" that you don't Ike him as wen as
Won do Charlie? Marjorie-How can l.
dearY I'm not Just sure that Charlie
WIN propose
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
u.,LittIe Joke.

aHenry," she exclaimed as he came
home to dinner, II heard something
early this morning that opened my
eyes" 1900 -
eitedly.
'1The alarm clock"
The broad ax., 1915-09-11

Mn. Rubba-I wonder why that NO
man keeps watching me 50? Mr.. BUD
ha-Perhaps she's trying to ind OUT
why you are staring at her-Pn1aoea-
phia Press
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
A Germ Crank.

The Author describing his play
And then the villain is made to bite
tie dust. The Lady-How very insan-
Transcript.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11

Itfs believed that the Observatory q
PeEine e the Oldest In the world. nav.
ing been founded IN 129s Oy H asns.,
Khan, the nrst emperor OF me AosOi
dynasty.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Not For Her.

For all the disorders OF the tongue
Che remedy must begin In the heart
Not For Her.
81 don't see how you can tolerate
that man.
~Oh. but he is a foreign nobleman.
my dearr'
II don't care" said the other girl
'TU be fingered II I'd marry q man
who does his counting with q bored
afr."-Louisville Courier-JournaL
The broad ax., 1915-09-11
Luck

~what,s your idea Of luekr
sWeu. rye noticed that the renoN
who Works most Of the time to earn
his way seems to get what IoeA s.s
4. about "-Detroit Free Pres
The broad ax., 1915-09-11

ooveut garden. London's greatest
~srntabIe end fruit market WAS one
: convent garden owned By the MONS
a. Westminster.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11

wother-rve Just washed 2 5aeket
tor my little boy, and now II = 100
New Ma,d-wsIl. wash the bog.
The broad ax., 1915-09-11

- a,At ~ he confsnted Wish What
We have, but not win what We as'
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-03-20
Way Out of Difficulty.

Alice was paying a visit to her grand
father. whom she dearly loved The
morning after her arrival she entered
the dining room with small rose bud
in her hand. remembering her grandfa-
theirs habit of always wearing a but
toniere. Beside her grandfather at the
breakfast table was seated a young
uncle of whom she stood in not a
little awe because of his merciless
teasing. Coed morning, Alice" said
her grandfather as she appeared who
is the rose Tor She will give it to
the one she loves the best" said her
uncle in a gruf voice. Just an in
slant the little girl hesitated. then
looking from one to the other, she
said, Wait. I'll get another"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-03-20
Conscious Doors Of Kindn-ss.

The conscious doers of kindness are
probably the most surprised people in
the world. In the first place, they are
almost certain to feel that they don't
get due credit, that they are misunder
stood They are surely misunderstood
by themselves. BY others they are
not likely to be misunderstood, particu-
larly by those they do good to. If,
for example. the virtuous patronizers
of the poor could only know how, in
many instances, the poor felt toward
them they would at first be indignant
and resentful. Then they would won
der how they had escaped with their
lives.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-03-20

A senator from a southern state
always has an abundance of good
southern tales at his command. Here
is one he tells of some friends of his
who were visiting in Savannah, ard
who had chartered an old broken
down hack driven by negro. The
old fellow was native, and, Of course.
was on his job in pointing out all the
places Of interest along The route. AS
thcv legged alcng out i. the suburbs
q squirrel appeared in tie road That
was suffi cient to arouse intense inter
est is one of tie party, who inquired.
2r viouslr'
do yen have any big game around
here?"
"Yes, suh indeed. suh," replied the
iarkey: I'VE has baseball. ll."-Harper's