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The Washington herald., 1915-08-31
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Morning Smiles.

pie for breakfast? No. thanks. Last
Sunday morning finished my breakfast
with q piece of pie and was sorry" Why
sou II had terrible dreams in church" "
Boston Transcript.
She-"Am 1 the only girl you ever
loved?" He-"Of course you are not. Do
you think would have the effrontery to
offer a girl OF your discrimination per-
fectiy untried Observation-Disclosures
Times Dispatch. ...
Little Bobbie-Papa. what is a soup
house built out of?
Papa-It is built. my son, out Of the
planks OF a political platform.-Judge.
Cholly Ito shopman)-'I say-aw-could
you take that yellow tie with the pink
spots out Of the show window for me?"
Shopman-"Certainly, sir. Pleased to
take anything out OF the window any
time, sir"
Ch6lly-"Thanks, awfly. The beastly
thing bothaws me every time l pass.
Good mawning. g."-Christian Register.
Maine hotels are said to be getting tired
of short lobsters." One kind never pay
and for the other kind they get fined
Boston Record.
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Williams Gets New Secretary.

Sidney B. Congdon, of Mount Vernon,
Ohio, yesterday was appointed private
secretary to Comptroller of the Currency
Williams. He succeeds George e. Stauffer.
who recently was named a national bank
examiner by the comptroller. The ap-
pointments are effective September 20.
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THE INVINCIBLE ALLIES.

- 4ANSAOAk EtkLALAJs
Care challenged me this morn
With eyes of flashing seorn.
Defying me to fight
The minions of her might.
And I-right we'll I knew
That in a bout with rue
Alone there could not be
A victor's crown for me.
And SO l summoned Mirth,
And Cheer of sturdy girth,
On Hope l called, and Love
/ summoned from above;
And ere the noon had come
We allies frolicsome
Had vanquished Madame Care
And tied her up for fairl
tCopynsht, Is1s)
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Ambassador Norsanfhau. at Constsn-
tinopls. rsported 70 ths STATE Depart
ment yesterday that - had taken over
tie intersnks of Ruso1a, rkaly and Non-
tsneSse = - I1x11no o1uoeaA
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Young man who confesses to fifty burglaries
says his salary too small to satisfy his fiancee
Referred to the United State Commission ON In
dustrial Relations.-New York Evening Telegram.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

The curse of British gold which We used to
read so much about is falling heavily on New
York nowadays.
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A Line O Cheer Each Day o the Year
By JOHN KENDRIcK BANGS.

First printing Of original poem. written daily
for The Washington Herald.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

Tomorrow Dr.. Edwards win tell Of
.sThe Signing Of ths nsas-Nebraska
Bill"
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

Mr.. Nelson B. Bell left on Saturday
for the Pacific Coast, to be absent sew
eral weeks.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

Among the luncheon guests at the
Shoreham yesterday were the British
Ambassador and Lady Spring-Rice, and
secretary Of War Garrison.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

Mr.. and Mrs Vincent Astor sailed
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

Rear Admiral and Mrs. French +.
Chadwick were among the interesting
folk in the audience at the residence
of Mrs. John r. Drexel at Newport
for the Mr.. Thomas Mott Osborne's ad-
dress on Prisons Gov. Beeckman In
troduced the speaker.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Michael ]. Colbert and
their little daughter. Helen. are now
at Atlantic City. after having visited
friends at the North Shore.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

Lieut.. n. NJ. Jenson, U. S. N. arrived
at the New Willard yesterday for a
short stay in Washington.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

A wedding of interest to Norfolk and
Green Spring Valley society is that of
Miss Margaret Cobb. of Norfolk, Va.
and Lieut. Robert Perkins. of the United
States Army, formerly of Norfolk. The
wedding will take place the middle of
September at Roosevelt. Pikesv.lle, the
home of Miss Annie Graves. and which
Mrs. Cobb and the Misses Cobb have
rented for the summer months
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

In the complications and in the confusons Of
life we can never secure exact justice. Those who
expect it and try to get it for themselves sure
to be disappointed. They would do far better to
devote the energy to doing their part in securing
Justice for others. In this way they will put the
world in an attitude toward them that will make it
easier for them to enjoy life and they will secure
something that is far better than justice.
rest Of the world generously we shall be surprised
to find how little we shall have to complain o..
Consider the case of the owner Of that spite
fence, for example. Suppose he had been more
generous in his attitude In losing his view he
would have realized how lucky he had been to
enjoy it for SO many years. and he would have
borne in mind that other people had as much
orooerty. No matter how much regret he might
have felt, he would have spared himself vast
amount Of suffering. incidentally, he would have
avoided the iniquity of deliberately and wantonly
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MIGRATION TO THE WEST.

Published by special arrangement h the President tro
The Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.
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Mr., p. Ryerson, Miss B. Ryerson.
and Mrs. Brownell. of Madero, Colo,
have arrived in Washington and are
stopping at the Shoreham.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

DR.. and Mrs. Charles ". Richard
son have returned to their Connecti-
cut avenue home from an auto trip
through New England.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

Miss Emily Tuckerman has returned
to her summer home at Stockbridge,
Mass, from a short stay in Platts-
burg, n. Y.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

Mr.. Foxhall Keene. of New York City,
arrived at the New Willard yesterday.
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We often hear people speak
But there is no such thing.
All revenge is unjust reven
taken in a just cause. And whs
venge is as distressing to those
any other kind of revenge.
For where the spirit is rev
expresses wounded egotism, the
evitable.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

Copyright 1901 1902 by Harper & Brothers)
Copyright. 1915 by the Mcclure Newspaper syndicae)
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

Miss Mary NJ. Stirling and Miss
Louise Stirling are at the Imperial
House. Narragansett Pier, for an in
definite stay.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

Mr.. and Mrs G. Livingston Bayard
are at the Red Lion Inn at stockbridge,
Mass.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-31

Mr.. and Mrs. r. s. Reynolds Hit
have arrived at Newport from Beverly.
Mass, to pass few days with Mrs.
Robert r. Hit at the Moorings.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-10-22
GIRL WAS NOT "FIBBlNG"
Very Good Reason Why Mrs. Adams
Was Unable to Receive Call
Of Her Pastor,

Rev. DIR. Smith was acknowledged q
great preacher and he was also q
close student. But he was no pastor
and had a horror Of making pastoral
calls. One day he heard an address
which convinced the dear old man
that by not visiting his parishioners
he had not perhaps fulfilled his duties
as a spiritual leader. So he determined
to call on each member of his church,
and taking the roster Of the church
he decided to do 1t alphabetically. The
first name was Mrs. Adams, SO to Mrs.
Adams house resolutely went the
faithful pastor next afternoon. But
Mrs. Adams was not at home, said
the maid.
Not at home?" echoed the pastor.
"N-n-o, sir" answered the somewhat
embarrassed girl.
But the pastor, not knowing why
she was embarrassed, thought per-
llaps the girl was "ibbing," SO he
persisted.
When will Mrs. Adams return 2" he
asked.
Il really don't know" answered the
maid.
You don't know" asked the pas.
ter. Have you no idea about when?"
We'll, not exactly, DOCTOR" replied
the maid. "She may return by five
O'Clock. You see. she's at the GENE.
terry burying her husband"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-10-22
BRITAIN NEEDS 100000 MEN
Recruiting Director Says II England
Raises this Number Germany Will
Consider Fighting F%ruitIess.

London, Oct. IS. - Great Britain
needs 5000, 900 more men by spring."
This declaration was made by Brigade
General Sir Eric Swayne, director OF
recruiting in the northern command,
In a speech at Hull. General Swayne
estimated that Germany still has
5000, 900 or 10000, 900 men between
the ages of IS to As and that therefore
1t was useless to talk about wearing
out Germany.
In the spring, said he, Germany
would lose more men than the Allies.
which would balance the numbers Of
the Allies and the central covers, but
If Great Britain should raise 5000, 600
additional men, Germany probably
would recognize that it would be fruit.
less to continue.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-10-22
Equatorial MICHIGAN.

Representative Billy Wilson. who
dwells in Chicago, found himself in
the upper peninsula of Michigan DO
ing some fishing and hunting. While
there he conversed with the guide that
he had hired in order to have some
body around to talk to.
Must get mighty alfred cold up
here in winter" remarked Wilson
one morning.
Yes, it often gets away down to IS
below Zero replied the native.
Don't see how you stand It," said
the congressman.
'Oh, | always spend my winters In
the South" explained the guide.
Go South, eh? Well, well! That's
e%nterprising. And where do you go?"
Grand Rapids" said the guide
Golfers Weekly.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-10-22
HARD ON CHILDREN
When Teacher Has Coffee Habit.

BEST is best, and best will ever
live" When q person feels this way
about Postum they are glad to give
testimony for the benefit Of others.
A school teacher down in Miss. says:
Il had been q coffee drinker since my
childhood, and the last few years It
had injured me seriously.
"One cup Of coffee taken at break
fast would cause me to become SO
nervous that l could scarcely 60
through with the days duties, and this
nervousness was often accompanied
by deep depression Of spirits and heart
palpitation.
Il am a teacher by profession. and
when under the influence Of coffee had
to struggle against crossness when In
the school room.
When talking this over with my
physician, he suggested that / try
Postum, SO l purchased a package and
made it carefully according to direc-
lions: found it excellent Of favour.
and n%ourishing.
I'm a short time I noticed very graft
tying effects. My nervousness d1Sap
peared, ], was not irritated by my pu.
pills, life seemed full of sunshine, and
my heart troubled me no longer.
II attribute my change in health and
spirits to Postum alone"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek. Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum Cereal-the original form
must be we'll boiled. f5c and 25c pack
ages.
instant Postum-a soluble powder
djssolves quickly In q cup Of hot va
ter. and. with cream and sugar, makes
delicious beverage ins*antiy. Zoo
erd soc tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
there's . Reason" for Postum.
sold By 0rocerA
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-10-22
FRENCH AND BRITISH TROOPS
FROM SALONIkI BEGIN OPER-
ATOMS WITH UNEx-
PECTED ZEAL.
SERBIANS BEING HELPED
BY COLD, WINTRY WEATHER
Rains Set In and Impede Movement
Of Austro-Germans, Which at
Best, Must Be SIow-Teuton's
Advance Against Riga
Capturing Prisoners.

London, Oct. 10. - strumnitza
In Bulgaria has been occupied by
the allied armies Of Great Britain,
France and Serbia, according to Off
ciai advjces from Saioniki teIegraphed
by the Reuter- correspondent at
Athens.
London, Oct. 1.-THE allied forces
from Saloniki have begun opera
tons against the B%ulgarians
with unexpected zeal and already the
Serb-Anglo-French forces have pene-
trated into Bulgarian territory just
rorth Of the Greek boundary and the
Bulgarian stronghold of Strumnitza,
according to advices received from
Saloniki by Reuters Telegraph COM
pany by way of Athens.
Although there is heavy fighting on
the eastern fronts, the Austro-German
and Bulgarian invasions of Serbia and
the efforts of the British and French
generals to bring help to their little
ally before it is too late, continue to
occupy the chief attention Of the peo-
pie of the belligerent countries.
Weather Helps Serbiants.
The Serbians are being helped by
the weather which is cold and winter
like. The rains have set in and are
impeding the movement Of troops and
guns, which at the best, must be slow,
over what answer for roads in the
Balkan states.
The Germans, however, claim to
have taken the heights south OF Bel
grade, while along the Danube the
army of General Won Gallwitz is push
ing the Serbians back.
The Bulgarians also lay claim to q
q rapid advance into Macedonia, al
though the French are already report.
ed to be in contact with them at Giev.
geli, while both the French and Brit
ish continue to land troops at Saloniki
Neither Russians nor Italian assist
ance has yet developed, but the Ital
ians have begun a more vigorous Of
fensive along their frontier and have
captured Pregasina, an important ad
vanced point of the fortified Riva
group on Lake Garda. This will be OF
indirect aid to Serbia, preventing as
it does, the movement of any more
Austrian troops from that frontier.
Germans March on Riga.
The Germans have taken the often.
sive south Of Riga and forced the Rus.
SLAMS out of their positions, capturing
a large number of prisoners and
some guns. On the rest of the east
ern frcnt the offensive remains in the
hands Of the Russians who are at
lacking west of Dvinsk, in the center
and to the south Of the Pripet river.
On the whole, it appears to observ
ers here as II the Germans were sat
isfied merely to hold their present
line except In the north, where they
have made repeated attempts to take
Dvinsk. This would mean the fall
of Riga and would compel the Rus
slams 10 withdraw behind the Dvina
river. This ambition has already Cost
the Germans many thousands of men
but they keep on trying, first In the
north, then in the south and then on
the Dvinsk front. At present their
attacks are developing the greatest
force in the north.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-10-22

The legal status of women in medi.
cine is absolutely as that of men
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-10-22
Europeans Are Book Buyers.

In the United States only n person
in 1900 buys a book in the course OF q
year, while in Great Britain 1t is one
in $500: in France 1t is about the
same: in Germany and Japan It 10
rather better. and in Switzerland It IL
n In 872. Cheaper books, in paper
covers, account for some Of this differ
ence: but. whatever the cause, It re.
mains true that the Europeans buy
twice q many books per cspita q we
do.-Atlantic Monthly.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-10-22
Evidently Not Particular.

At a trial in the court of common
pleas in Sandusky, o., i'll 1872, sew
eral citizens we're ~subpenaed to tes-
tify as to the character and habits OF
A b. defendant. Among the num-
Der was an ex-probate judge Of grave
demeanor. The states attorney asked
this gentleman If he was acquainted
with the defendant, and he replied.
Yes"
Are you sufficiently acquainted
with the defendant to know his gen.
eral habits?"
Yes, sir"
Are they good or bad?"
Fair"
Now, sir, do you before this court
and jury testify that lou are in the
habit of associating with the same
kind OF company as this defendant ?"
"Oh, yes; l associate with all grades
of company, from lawyers up"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-10-22
Cheap and big anBakingP owdsrsdonot
save you money. Calumetdoes-itsPure
and far superior to sour milk and soda.
Nothing New.

Il see,' said Bilkins, that a French
scientist has discovered q method for
staving on old age"
well, what of it" demanded Will
kins. There's nothing new in that.
A nan can stave off old age by jump
ing OF the Eiffel tower, or dropping
a lighted match in q powder barrel
while sitting on it, or by rocking the
boat when he's out on the water, or by
riding over Niagara falls sitting
astride of log. Those French scien-
fists make me tired with their hula
baloo over nothing.'-Harper's Week
~.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-10-22
For Miners Peace Conference.

FL Paso, Texas, Oct. 18.-The stage
has been set for a peace conference
which may end the Arizona copper
miners strike.
The conference will be different
from the usual labor mediation. It
will be held 200 miles from the scene
of the strike, in q city to which the
mine managers fed for fear OF VIC
lence. The strikers are represented
by a committee selected by the mine
owners from = list Of names submit
ted by the miners. Only one Of the
members OF the committee IL = miner.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-10-22

The instrument.
I'D like to hang practical jokers."
Then l suppose you would do It
with q guy rope"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-10-22
TOUCHES OF ECZEMA
At Once Relieved by cuticura Quite
Easily. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. Nothing
better than these fragrant super.
creamy emollients for all troubles at.
fecting the skin, scalp, hair and hands.
They mean a clear skin, clean scalp,
good hair and soft, white hands.
Sample each free by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-10-22

London, Oct. 10. - Strumnitza
In Bulgaria has been occupied by
the allied armies Of Great Britain,
France and Serbia, according to Off
ciai advices from Saioniki teIegraphed
by the Reuter- correspondent at
Athens.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-10-22

Mrs. Feng Chin Flung, a little Chi
nese bride, recently arrived in Boston
with her husband. She has begun the
study of vocal and instrumental music
at the Conservatory Of Music, and he
has taken up a five-year course in
diplomacy at Harvard. Last year he
attended Princeton. Mrs. Feng
brought with her a great array Of
gorgeous silk-embroidered gowns.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21
gnuee1 eRpERs- CALLED

Notice Is hereby given that the fol-
lowing registered School Warrants
issued by the several districts Of Free
mont County, Colorado. drawn upon
the several funds, will be paid upon
presentation to the County Treasurer
at his office in Canon City. Colorado,
any time during business hours be-
tween the date Of this notice and the
18th day OF February, 1915, and
further notice is hereby given that
School Warrants called by this no.
tice not SO presented shall cease to
draw interest on and after February
18TH. A. d. 1915.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21
o. W. FARNowoRrn oEAp

Owen W. Farnsworth dIed At Oaks
Home in Denver Saturday night, Jan.
18th.
Mr.. FArnsworth spent about two
yeas IN Canon City for his health.
He lived at Mrs. sheldon's home while
here. Almost year ago he went to
the oaks Home in Denver. His home
was At San Antonio Texan.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21
Retuns from california.

Capt W. w Rice returned to Canon
CITY on Monday from Los Angeles,
California, where he went early in
December to visit his SON and fam
Ily. Although every effort was made
to make his stay on the coast an en-.
ioyable one. he became homesick for
COLORADO and decided to return to this
stats. His coming had been unan'
nouncsd and his invalid wife was sur.
prised and overioysA 70 ~ him.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

Mrs. G. A. I-inlins will entertain
the Ladies' Aid Society OF Lincoln
Park at her home on Park avenue
next week. Thursday afternoon Mrs
iinkIns invites all ladies' OF the Park
to meet with them for good social
time.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

= Mr.. Warner Johns OF Denver. who
q working In the intsrests OF ths
Young People In the Colorado Con
ference OF the Seventh nay Adventisi
church is . guest At the home OF Or.
and Mrs. CALDWELL on East Sherman
avenue.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

Mr.. j. NJ. Mccartney an son. VIII. re-
turned last week frcu = visit OF sew
erai weeks with her daughters. Mrs
Jean EIklns at Pueblo. and Mrs. Mer.
kie at Dawson. New Mexico.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

A. Springfield. III. All parties nra do.
ing well. including the grandparents
Tn Lincoln Park Mrs. Irwin will be
remembered among her friends here
as Miss Gertrude Ahart.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

Mr.. LAmblin. living on Colorado ave-.
is going about with . cane on account
Of sprained knee which resulted from
a fall from = wagon
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

Berlin. Jan. ao.-rt y announced
nat ne osraaSns sdvaaesa ~ yaris
q ~ AsSDan, " . bsilllnnt lntantEy
sHali.. ~ rsSssk weso sspsAs,1
u 6tl ~ el.le
~ = S
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

w. p. Aharts OF East Grand ave.
las disposed Of their orchard tract
Of nine acres on East Main street TO
= party from Hillside for q considera-
tion of $500. II was q cash sale
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. =. Snow enter.
tanned at dinner Tuesday evening At
their cozy home on Cider and Chest
nut Rev. and Mrs. Hole and two
daughters. The occasion was . very
pleasant one.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

Witness my hand and official seal
this goth day of January. A. D. 1915.
BLAKE ROGERS,
County Treasurer.
By r. l.. HINMAN
First pub. January 81. 1915.
Last pub. February II, 1915.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

A. ohn1 SouF tsnR ahout hng1 ll
- NJ orno nAN1eo, o !
Inn o,oAl6 e011,o q r1Sg
{
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

g. w. strAk Of wintsrset Iowa. Is
visiting At the home Of Mr.. and Mr..
sArthur Sprinkle sod attending to mat
ter Of business. Mr.. STARK ID =
brothsrin-lsw of Mrs. Sprinkle and
il frequent visitor here.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

Mrs. John Cheney is down from n
Collins and is . guest at the wetherell
nome on Grand ave.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21
d H. L. HINMAN.
First pub. Jan 21. 1915.
Last pub. Fob. II, 1915.
HARDocRA1BLE IRRIGATION
DISTRICT.

Notice IL hereby given that the 10,
lowing registered Irrigation Warrants
issued by the Hardscrabble lrriga-
tion District OF Fremont County. Colo
rado. drawn upon the General Fund,
VIII be paid upon presentation to the
County Treasurer at his Office IN
Canon City. Colorado. any time dur
Of this notice ana the iath day of Feb-
ruAry. A. D. 1915. and further notice
Il hereby given that Warrants call
q ~ thin noGico not 70 prohontod
shall cease 70 draw interest q md
After February 11th. 1915.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

Mr.. Dan Miller and Mr.. Weeks rs
TUNED recently from q business tril
UP in the mountains.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

The Leader Hardware for Hays
Power Spray ou.ntr.-adv. Is std-itw
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21
11a1nnaaa MAMaa
.LIIlUUlN FAMk
!. NEWS NOTES

There are several cases Of grippe re-
ported over Lincoln Park but none
that are considered to be very serious.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

Mr.. WIN Mckenzie was = busine.,
Visitor at westcline returning homs
Tuesday.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

Mrs. t. e. Bailey. who has been
quite seriously Ill. is so far recovered
a. to be able to ride out.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1915-01-21

The FourmiIe Progressive Club wiz
meet with Mrs. D. K. Wilson wednes.
day afternoon