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The Washington times., 1915-12-07

VI course none OF the belts had any
s sIgnlncance whatever. and were merely
souvenirs or the occasions. The French
FedeTation had no authority to name
world champions. nor to issue belts as
certificates of championship Qualities.
INC French Federation had perfect
pions. because the championship events
IN France are under the Jurisdiction OF
the federation, the same as the cham
pionshtp bouts in England are under the
Jurisdiction of the National Sporting
Club OF London. Therefore. when the
body in control OF boxing in any coun-
try assumes to name a worlds Cham
pion and confer a belt embiematic OF
the title. 1t exceeds its authority to q
painful degree.
so far as the French federation IL
concerned, its action in the premises
was due entirely to ignorance of the
proper and Just procedure.
But what shall be said of the Ameri.
can Boxing Association, recently or.
Ranized In this country. composed OF
men supposedly wise in the matters OF
the roped square. who fall into the
same silly error as the French Fedora
One OF the first acts OF the American
Boxing Association was to solemnly de
heavyweight champion OF the world!
In view Of the fact that Dillon never
| boxed on foreign soil. and never In hi
NJ hNANdACAN INC AOlhGl VI
title. the action Of the A. b. A. in de
clarinE him to be the worlds cham
pioE of the class is difficult to account
for, II is, of course. a direct anron
to the light-heavyweight champions
Of England. France. and Australia, WHIT
have never had the honor of meetini
! Dillon In the ring 1t Is not unlikely tina
Dillon might beat the ght-heavyweigh
champions OF England and Australia
but how about Carpenter who hold
the French title in that class? Dilloi
might have some trouble with tn
| Frenchman.
| At the same time. 1t Is not for thu
| A. b. A. or any other organization u
assume that because a boxer has shown
superiority over the other men IN hi
class in his own country that he mus
necessarily be the master OF the mel
| in the same class In foreign countries
| And for o national organisation con
trolling boxing In one country to as
sumo to confer worlds championship
on any boxer is not only impeqtineni
but Ditlfully Illogical
Jack Dillon Il great hghter an
The Washington times., 1915-12-07

To protect their opponents feet.
The Washington times., 1915-12-07

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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12
A UNIQUE TRAVELLER.

Frequently travellers out OF the or
binary pass through Bryan IN their
journeylngs to and fro in the earth.
but the most peculiar outfit we have
yet seen passed through at noon TO.
day The outfit consisted OF a small
wagon, only a little larger than q
boys express wagon. with bows up
for q sheet IN case Of rain, and was
drawn by four goats. The goat team
worked In pairs Of two like mules and
had specially made harness 10 Ct
them. The traveller was John Rose
of Big Sandy, Upshur County, with
both legs of at the knee, lost when
he was 9 years old hopping on and OF
moving trains. lie Is now grown
man. Rose stated TO The Eagle repre-
sentative that he had been travelling
for six years and had driven the same
team an the time. His team, he said.
averaged twelve miles a day, and he
is now on his way to Brownsville. He
sells pictures o. himself and his ont.
fit and a short history Of same for
support
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12

\ slight derailment Of the car on
the Bryan-C College intefurban- occurred
yesterday Afternoon, making it neces-
sary for those who attended the band
concert at College to 20 out by train.
Mrs. C.. 3. Sanders has returned TO
her home in Navasota, after a visit
to her sister, Mrs. d. d. McAlrine.
She was accompanied home by her
niece, Miss Della McAlpine.
Those old rags are doing You no
good and are only in the way. Send
them to The Eagle office and get
money for them.
During this week We are going 10
try hard to keen in stock, fresh, ev-
eything in vegetables, poultry and
fruits. Hensarling's.
Miss Jennie Hopkins of Steep Hol-
low has returned from a visit to her
sister, Mrs. 4. NJ Parker Of Riesel,
who accompanied her home
r H. Thorne, with ]. A. Foleer 6
Co. Of San Francisco, was IN town and
placed his line of Golden Gate coffee
and teas with Hensarling.
Decorate your place Of business and
your automobile with college pen
nants. Good assortment for sale by
A. & Waldrop 6 Company.
Rev. ]. c, Welch left today for Cor.
sicana and other Central Texas towns
in company with F. w. Hutton, State
superintendent of Bible school work.
w. l.. King has returned from
Moody, where he has been employed
for several months in rebuilding sew
eral brick buildings that were burned
some time ago.
Mrs. H. c. Fulgham has returned
from Crystal Springs, Miss, where
she was called on account of the
death of her father, S. II. Howell
Fritz Sommerlatte, w. Wipprecht,
A. Thomson Of College, Mr.. and Mrs.
August Prinzel and Mrs. w. f. Odom
of Kurten are attending the State
convention of the Sons of Herman at
Fort Worth.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12
LOCAL AND OTHERWISE
"Ask the man. Whnt?

ASK the man." What?
Fine pansy blossoms. iOc per dozen.
Ring 39l.
Golden Gate coffee and teas at Hen.
sarllng's.
Highest price for clean rags at Tho
Eagle office.
Large size hotbed Ponderosa toma.
TO plants for sale, SOC per 100. Mrs
Walter ]. Higgs. Phone 237.
T. b. Martin OF Steep Hollow was
In the city today
John Wicks spent yesterday In
Houston with friends.
$. Z. Cayitt Of Wheelocl, was a wis.,
tor 10 the city today
II YOU have any clean rags The
Eagle viii buy them
r. VI. Nall has returned from q
business trip 10 Dallas.
W. II. Buchanan Of Kurten was
trading in the city today
Mrs. Dave Tucker and children are
visiting relatives in Frost
Mrs. J. S. Armstrong OF Denton Is
n guest Of Mrs. J. r. Hanway
The official Commercial Club pen.
nants for automobiles on sale ~ A. M
Waldrop 6 Company's.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12

Ladies', get your shoes shined at
Sam b. Wilson & Company's.
Mrs. J. X. Allen has returned from
a visit to relatives In Greenvlle.
VIII Lyons has returned from
visit TO HIS home IN Waxahachle.
Joe saladlner left yesterday on a
business trip to Washington. d. c.
Sheriff and Mrs r. G.. Num- spent
yesterday IN Hearne with relatives.
Almer Kelly Of Bryan Baptist
Academy spent yesterday in How'll.
Mrs. Forrest Jones went to pa1yert
today on q visit TO Mrs. Fred Smith.
Rags rags. have you any rags?"
II so bring them to The Eagle office.
Mrs. G. s. Tatum and Mrs Z. J.
Kyle Of College were shopping IN tho
city today
A. r. Lyons Of Lyons has Joined
HIS wife here on visit 10 relatives
and friends
Miss Grace Smelling of the Bryan
Hospital left today for a visit to her
home 90 Ozark. Ark
Miss Enestlne Johnson or Bryan
Baptist Academy went 20 her home IN
Kosse today.
Miss Bessie Scale has returned 10
her home ln Benchley after visiting
friends IN this city.
Mrs. W. W Duncan returned 10 her
home IN Mart today. after visiting
relatives IN this city.
H. =. Dixon and daughter Miss
Lena, ~ Whcelock were among tho
visitors 10 Bryan today.
j. s. Smith and daughter. Mrs. Mar.
vim Elliott and little son. wore I'm the
city today from CatonY6od.
Lee May OF EHljE>has Joined hts
wife here en- q visit 10 her parents,
Rev. and Mrs. J. j. Tatum.
s. r. Reed Of Palestine attended
the funeral OF Claud Mitchell Sr. IN
this city yesterday afternoon.
Rev J. r. Lindsey and daughter,
Miss Annie Ruth. were visitors TO the
city today from Steep Hollow.
Miss Victoria Kotoh LETT Saturday
night for visit to relatives and
/ friends in Houston and Lake Charles
am au expert on all kinds OF sew
/ iHg machines ASK me something
Phone 300 OR l67 r. A. satterwhltc
Mrs r. K Bardcn arrived today
from Orange for a visit 90 her par
cnts, Mr. and Mrs. ID. Jones Of Har-
vey and pther~relatives and friends
in this county.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12

Mrs. Ole Martinsen has gone to
Corpus Christi to Join her husband,
where they will make their home in
future.
Are YOU being fooled? The Singer
Sewing Machine Company does not
resort to tricks and catch schemes in
order to sell you a machine. We sell
the Singer on its own merits. T, A..
Satterwhite.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12
MARRIAGE LICENSES
Watts.

w. f. Corey and Miss Fannie
Watts.
Steve Millican and Sallie Downward
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12
GOLF CLUB ORGANIZED.

Several O.. the ycvH-man OF Bryan
have formed a golf club and are work
ing hard for the perfection Of the
organization. a nice nine-hole course
has been laid OF on Hillcrest, about
a mile south Of Bryan on the Bryan
College interurban, where It win be
convenient for the enthusiasts 10
reach the links for O few hours play
in the afternoon. The club now has
about fifteen members and many
others have sienifed their intention
Of joining. A. NJ. Waldrop was elect
ed president and F. f. Hood secretary
and treasurer at the last meeting o.
the club.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12
SALOON sUReLARlzED.

The Exchange Bar, OF which Harry
jenkins is proprietor, was entered by
an Unknown person this morning aborf
. o'clock, but othing was missed from
the stock or the saloon this morning.
The cash register was entered. but
no money was secured. The burglar
made his entrance through the sky
light of the building, from which sew
eral glasses were broken. The officers
are at work on the case today.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12
THE WEATHER

Temperatures at Bryan for the
twenty.four hours ending at o'clock
this morning - Highest. so degrees;
lowest. So degrees.
Precipitation for the twenty.four
hours ending at o'clock yesterday
morning. 102 inches.
Forecast ull Z p. m. Tuesday To
might and Tuesday. partly cloudy.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12

Miss Elizabeth Wilcox has returned
from Galveston, where she has been
attending the State Presbyterial and
visiting friends.
Forrest Jones, local grain and mill
deader, has opened a branch house
similar to his Bryan house, in Hearne,
and is now open for business in that
city. w
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12
COMMERCIAL CLUB COMMITTEE.

The following committee Of gentle
men has been appointed by the Com
merclal Club to meet the trains and
assist the Womau's Club IN all plans
Of entertainment during the Fourth
District convention IN this city on
Wednesdal, Thursday and Friday Of
this week: o. F.. Saunders. George
Brandon. o. 5. Johnson. R. A. Harri.
son. F. c. Oliver. E. ]. Fountain, F. L.
Webb. ]. s. Doane. R, 3. Cole. Tyler
Haswen, Sam B. Wilson and NJ. /.
Parker.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12
standing.
COMMERCIAL CLUB MEETING.
New Directors Meet Tomorrow and
New Officers viii Be Elected.


The first meeting Of the new d.
rectors Of the Commercial Club viii
be held in the club room AZ 10 O'Clock
Tuesday morning. II Is earnestly de-
sired that we have a full attendance
Of the retiring board. as well as full
attendance Of the new board.
The finance committee will make
report covering the receipts and ex.
pendltures for the past year. Officers
will be chosen for the new year.
All meetings Of the board are open
meetings. to which the public IS cor.
daily invited.
II. L. MCKNIGHT, Secretary.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12
SPECIAL NOTICE.

Mrs. A. NJ. Waldrop, chairman of
transportation, requests all cars for
the club women's drive to be at Hotel
Bryan at S;45 on Wednesday after.
noon.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12
Notice. L. O. T. NJ.

There win be a regular meeting Of
the Ladies' Of Maccabees Tuesday al.
ternoon at $3.50 O'Clock. Mrs. Maris
spreckelmeyer. Commander
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12
Notice, Ladies'.

1 am now prepared to give facial
messages and manicuring. Phone me
for engagements. Phone 1868.
MRS. G. f. sORRELL.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-04-12
TEXAS LEAGUE STANDING.
Yesterdays Results.

Houston Q, San Antonio !.
Galveston 0. Beaumont ..
Shreveport 3. Fort Worth 2.
Dallas 8, Waco 3.
Houston al San Antonio.
Galveston az Beaumont.
Dallas at Waco.
Fort Worth at Shreveport.
Charlevoix county herald., 1915-01-02
First Methodist Episcopal Church
Rev. r Porter Bennett. Pastor.

1890 "lfhe Living Sacrifice" This
will be the opening service of the Re-
vivals. Do not fail to be present.
las Sunday School. Let every
scholar be present for the new enroll
ment. 1t is hoped that every teacher
will be on hand. If will be the begin
ming of the new year for the school,
6l5 Epworth League.
200 OBSTRUCTION of Kindred" will
be the theme that the pastor will take
for the evangelistic services. Good
singing. A live service.
The week night services will begin at
1880 sharp and will close within the
hour if possible. The following will be
the subjects:
Monday-"Highways and Hedges"
Tuesday-"A Mine Discovered.
MISUNDERSTANDING by Night"
Thursday-"The Good Fight"
FridayE"The Need in Time of War. "
Will you assist in these services? This
is known as the week of prayer, also
the Epworlh League has taken this
week as the Win-my-chum week.
Charlevoix county herald., 1915-01-02
City Treasurer

However, the 1915 water wagon will
not be an alcohol truck.
A tightwad is man who has more
money than friends-and is glad of it.
After carefully hiding away the fussy
gift calanders, the tired business man
goes forth to buy a calender that he
can use.
If in want of RUG -yon will find
the largest stock to select from at En-
pey Bros. They are carrying all sizes
and patterns of all kinds.
Those contemplating the purchase of
a Monument can save money by inter-
viewing Mrs. George Sherman who is
local agent for a well known manufact-
urer of high grade monuments.
We have just received information
that the First National Nurseries of
Rochester, N. Y. wants lady or gentle
men representatives in this section to
sell all kinds of Roses, Shrubs, Trees
and Seeds. They inform us that with
out previous experience it is possible
to make good wages every week. Any
one out OF employment write them for
terms and enclose this notice.
Charlevoix county herald., 1915-01-02
Notice to Tax Payers .

All persons liable for taxes in the City
of East Jordan are hereby notified that
the tax roll for the State, County, Coun-
ty Road and School District taxes for
1914 is now in my hands for collection,
and the tax can be paid at my store in
said city. If paid on or before Satur-
day, Jan. 9th, there is added no penal
ty, but on Jan. 10, 1915, per cent pen
atty will be added to all unpaid taxes.
Dated Dec. IL, 1914.
G. c. MACK,
City Treasurer.
Charlevoix county herald., 1915-01-02

Bees and Sparrows Fight for Tree.
A fight between half dozen English
sparrows and a swarm of bees for the
possession of an old tree on the lawn
of the Serrill house, Main street was
witnessed today by a number of in
terested spectators. The colony of
bees swarmed around the tree and dis
covering hole about forty feet from
the ground flew in. The first of the
army, which filled the air like a min
iature cloud, had hardly entered the
hole before the sparrows came out
rufling their neck feathers and chat
tering with anger.
< There were six sparrows living in
the trees and for five minutes they
put up a gallant fight for the posses
sion of their home, but the bees were
too much for them and after a time
they slowly few off, fighting to the
Press.
Charlevoix county herald., 1915-01-02
Growing Mhidenhair Ferns.

The secret of the cultivation of
maiden-hair ferns, to have perfect
examples for house or conservatory
decoration, with an ample supply for
cutting, is contained in a nutshell:
Not to repot unless actually need
ed or division necessary to increase
stock; abundant supplies of soft
rain water and frequent feeding with
stimulants during the growing sea-
son; a lower temperature than gen
orally accorded, with shade from
sun, and an immunity from an arid
atmosphere or cold draughts. Plants
grown as stated above are in CAPT
tai condition for placing in the house.
Charlevoix county herald., 1915-01-02
Presbyterian Church Notes
Rev. A. ID. Grigsby. Pastor.

New Years sermons will be preach
ed both morning and evening, and
communion will be observed at close of
morning worship. All members are
urged to be present at this new COM
mencement of things, this new start as
it should be another attempt to do
better and live better.
Sunday School at las.
Y. p. S. &. +. at 6:15.
Charlevoix county herald., 1915-01-02
AN INCOME FOR YOU

We have a rare opportunity for a
live man or woman in every unsupplied
town. Reputable, legitimate business.
Not merely for season but lifetime.
Can be attended to in spare time or
combined with other business or pro-
fession. No capital needed. No ped
ding required. Applicants must give
satisfactory references, present occup-
alton and full name to receive reply.
CORPORATE DIRECTOR, 926 Cass
Ave, Detroit, Mich.
Charlevoix county herald., 1915-01-02
St. JOseph's Church
Rev. Timothy kroboth.

Sunday Jan. 3.
1920 a. m. High mass.
ZOO p. m. Devotions and Bedediction
Monday Jan. 4.
1880 p. m. Important meeting of the
Senior Holy Name Society.
The following are the new officers OF
the Ladies Altar Society of st. Joseph's
Church. Pres. Mrs. Catherine titz
gibbons. Vice Pres. Mrs. Mary Dole
eel Sec'y. Mrs Rose Collins. Treas
Mrs. Jennie Lalonde.
Charlevoix county herald., 1915-01-02
How IL Hammered.

Dear me-" said the kind-hearted
pedestrian, pausing and putting on
his pince-nez, have you fallen
through that coal-hole?"
Not at ALL" replied the man, who
was still endeavoring to extricate
leg from the hole, smiling winningly.
CAS- you seem interested in the mat
ter, will tell you what happened.
CHANGED to be in here, and they built
the pavement round me"
Charlevoix county herald., 1915-01-02
Brie4s Of the Week
School starts again Monday.

School starts again Monday.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Nels Anderson
a son, Dec. 10Th.
Born to Mr. and Mrs. Con Mier's a
daughter Dec 18th.
Nelson Muma has started the Bakery
business again, vacated by Spences.
st. Joseph's Parochial school re-
opens next Monday, after the Holiday
vacation.
The Board of Supervisors of Charlie
voiX County convene at Charlevoix
next Monday.
A Feed Store has been opened up in
the French building on Main-st. Robert
Miles is in charge.
Word was received from William j.
Montroy of the death OF their son,
Harold, at Detroit, Tuesday.
Peninsula Grange held a supper and
dance at their hall Thursday evening.
About fifty people attended from this
city.
LOST-A black card case purse con-
tanning card and about $1,000 in money.
Finder will be rewarded by returning
same to Miss Eva M. White or to this
office.
A supplement to the Charlevoix
County Herald appears with this issue
which contains the Annual Tax Sales
for Charlevoix County. Additional
copies may be obtained at this office.
Archdeacon David C. Huntington, of
Grand Rapids will preach in the Episco-
pal church, at East Jordan, Sunday Jan.
Bird, at 1920 a. m. on "The New Year."
and at 700 p. m. on "a Bible Politician.
Our feminine readers will find much
of interest this week on the Woman's
page, both in Fashion and the Embroid-
cry departments. Ii you see any pat
tern that you want just send your order
to this office.
= Miss Bertha Allen and Don Parmeter
were married Dec. q, at Finkton at the
home of the brides mother Mrs. l.. q.
Button by Rev. j. w. Shumaker of
East Jordan. They will live on the
farm recently purchased by Mr.. Par
meter three-fourths of mile north of
Finkton.
The new year as rule brings some
changes in our business circles, and
this year the changes are mostly in the
barber shops. H. A Kimball, who has
managed shop in our city for years,
retires. Mort Tyner, the State st. bar
Der taking possession of Mr. Kimballs
place first of next week. Mr.. Gothroe,
who has been in Mr. Kimdall's shop,
will open a shop of his own in the Rus
sell House.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter l.. French en-
tertained with family reunion and
New Years party at their home, Friday
Among those from out-of-town were
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Supernaw, of Nor
wood, Mr. and Mrs. c. W. Galloway, of
Chicago, Mr.. and Mrs. John Merriam
and daughter of Grand Rapids, Mr.,
and Mrs. A. d. Supernaw of Traverse
City and Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Supernaw
of CharlevoiX.
House To Rent-E. A. Lewis.
Charlevoix county herald., 1915-01-02

Fenton Bulow returned to Springvale
Friday.
Carroll Hoyt returns to Ann Arbor,
Monday.
Harley Whtbeck returned to Man
celona, Monday. 49,
Fred Nelson returned from Grand
Rapids Thursday. ,4oV
Miss Mary Miller returned to South
Boardman Monday. 'e~
Miss Lillian Mayville returned to
Springvale, Friday. ~
Clifford Evans went to Grand Rapids
on business Monday. Nd
Mrs. John Whiteford returned from
Traverse City recently. er
Mrs. j. King of Ironton, is visiting at
the Harry Pangburn home. ~
Miss Margaret Hoyt will visit friends
at Detroit, leaving Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oral Misenar leave for
Newberry, Saturday morning. io
Thomas hester moved his family..to
Manistique this week Tuesday.
Charles johnson and family are visit
ing relatives at Churchills, Corners
Supley Lalonde and wife visited
relatives in Traverse City last week.
Miss Mamie Churchill of Flint, is
guest of friends in the city this week.
Miss Maude L. Harbert of Traverse
City is the new saleslady at Weisman' S
Miss Beatrice Whitbeck returned Fri
day from visiting friends at Mancelona.
John X. Vandenberg of Essex was
transacting business in the city Thurs
day.
Bert Scott and family now occupy
Howe Bancroft's cottage on the West
Side.
Miss Bessie Madell of Ellsworth is
guest at the home of Lon Shaffer this
week.
Ray Walbrecht of Central Lake at
tended the Orchestra Ball, Thursday
evening.
Miss Leda Stellwagen of Ann Arbor
is spending the new year with Dr. and
Mrs. Parks.
Harry Raino returned from Bay City
Wednesday after spending the holidays
with friends.
A necktie social was given at the
Catholic Hall in the Bohemian Settle
ment Friday evening.
F. Rice and Miss Clara Durenzy of
Traverse City are guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Arthur Macarthur.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Bolser were
called to Detroit this week by the death
of their grandson, Harold Montroy.
Miss n Lyle returned to Traverse
City Tuesday, after spending the holt
days at the home at b. f. Waterman.
Mrs. Fay and grandson, Donald leave
Saturday for Traverse City after a
weeks visit with Mr.. and Mrs. r. E.
Webster
A. j. Weldy goes to Petoskey to-day,
and returns with his daughter, Miss
Mary, who underwent an operation at
the hospital there.
Empey~Bros have purchased bale of
WOOL RUGS three by five feet and
are giving one away with every ten
dollars worth of furniture bought at
their store
Charlevoix county herald., 1915-01-02
A Case Of Business Oversight.
Ky, did you hear about Moses

"Iky, aid you hear about Moses
Rosenthal?"
NO" answered his friend, what's
happened to Moses?"
Hes met with big loss!"
"And what has he lost?"
Hes lost his appendix"
Ellis appendix, is it-well, he new
er did have no business about him
why didn't he keep it in his wife's
manner"
Charlevoix county herald., 1915-01-02
The New Relation.

"What do you mean, sir" roared
the irate father, "by bringing your
portmantesu to my house and order
ing a room?"
I'm adopted as one of the family"
coolly answered the young man. your
daughter said she would be a sister
to me. "-Life
Charlevoix county herald., 1915-01-02
Patrick Henry.

The teacher was conducting an
oral examination. She asked one boy
who Patrick Henry was. He replied:
Patrick Henry was a patriot. He
loved his country. He worked hard
and he studied and then he got mar
ried and on the first Sunday after
ward he and his wife went to church
and he got up and cried out, Give me
liberty or give me DEATH"