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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-13
BIRTHDAY DINNER ON
GOTH ANNIVERSARY
Many Friends Gather at Home of
Samuel Rock at Waynes-
boro
MISS AMBROSE ENTERTAINS
Twenty-first Birthday Anniversary
of Merle Esbenshade Celebrated
at Dinner Party

Waynesboro, Pa. Feb. IA birth
day dinner was given on Tuesday at
the home OF Samuel Rock in honor OF
his fiftieth birthday. Those present
were: MIR. and Mrs. r. d. Miller, Mr..
and Mrs. j. G. Weyant, Mr.. and Mrs.
S. Il. Sheldon, Mr.. and Mrs Harry
Stitely, Gilmore Stitely, Charles Mel
vile, Samuel Rock, Miss Esther Rock,
Hagerstown, and Miss Ethel Wenchoff,
Emmitsburg. - Miss Ruth Ambrose
entertained number of friends at five
hundred in honor of her guest, Miss
Margaret Erwin, of Baltimore. There
were twenty-five guests. - In celebra-
ton of his arrival at his majority. a
very delightful birthday dinner and
party was rendered to Merle Esben-
shade at which a few friends were
guests, by his parents, Mr.. and Mrs
II. II. Esbenshade. The Rev. Joseph
b. Guy vast POSTMASTER The toasts
were responded to by Elmer Smith
A. Barr Snively, Jr., and Ray Croft
OF Chambersburg. There were twelve
guests present. - Miss Helen OFT oi
Mercersburg is visiting friends here
for few days. - Mr.. and Mrs
Emanuel Fried, of Baltimore, anC
their daughter, Mrs. Hyman Weiner
of Harrisburg, spent Sunday at the
Weiner of Harrisburg spent Sunday
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Simon Weiner
DIR. Hyman Weiner of HARRISBURG
joined them for few hours at hi
| parents home on Sunday. Mis-
Jacob Eppley, has returned to he
home after spending some time a
| Itagerstown. - William III. Grove o
| Cleveland, Ohio, who spent severa
days here with his sister, Mrs. II. E
Beard and his father-in-law, DR.. f. +
Banner, left this afternoon for Pitts
| burgh. - Miss Isabel Todd entertained
number of her young friends at he
! nome in Fairview avenue Saturda.
evening. Those present were: Misse
! Madeline Warehune, Esther Briden
thai, Maybelle Criswell, Isabel Todd
' John Garrett, George Good. Jack Nc
! Neal George Jacobs. - A delightful
surprise was given owen Eyler at hi
home last evening by his parents
Those present were: Misses Heller
| FeeZer, Mary Zook, Helen Ogle, Wildt
| Wallower, lone Kreider. Louise I'm
ger Helen McFerren. Elizabeth Stew
art, Frances Fowler, Goldie SheareI
l1ollie Urey, Harriet Eyler. Anna Err
vim; Lands Smith, Roland TressleI
Dewey Shearer, Arthur Kirk, Arthu
Kaufman, Chester Eyler. Brentol
Gorden, Wilbur Zook, Robert Boer
ner, Bradford Urey, Grant SpangleI
Glenn Eyler, Edwin Eyler, owen Ely
Ter, Mr.. and Mrs. j. b. Hoover, Mr.. an,
Mrs. E. j. Eyler Ambrose an
Charles Thompson of Gettysburg Col
Ilege are visiting their parents for
few days. - John Fl. link and Mis-
Mildred Edgell of Baltimore are visit
ing in the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Wal
ter T. Todd, in Fairview avenue.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-13
THE ROSE MAIDEN"
Elizabethville Choral Society Will Give
Entertainment March So

EliZabethvilIe, Pa, Feb. 13. = The
Misses Hoffman, of Gratz, en- route to
Florida, were the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. c. f. Daniel on Tuesday.-C.
Creitz. of fremont, spent several days
in town.-A. T.. Grove, Pennsylvania
Railroad ticket agent here, purchased
the home of c. G. Hoffner for $3.50.
Walter Webner returned to his
home at Baltimore after a prolonged
visit here.--The board of managers of
the local baseball club has selected
Arthur w. Hoke as manager of the
team for this season.-Active steps
will be taken at once to get the team
in shape for the Summer.-Clyde j..
Eyster of Williamsport, spent Sunday
with Howard Weaver. = Joseph w.
Shade, of Washington. d. c., spent
several days with his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. S. p. Shadle.-Mr. and Mrs. John
Brown, of Herndon, spent Sunday with
]. A. Romberger.-P. Il. Stine spent
the week with the Rev. Fl. B. Ernest
at Tarentum.-Earl e. Slime, substi-
tute, has charge of the rural free de-
livery route, the regular carrier being
on his vacation.-Charles L. Forney,
of Rife, will occupy his fathers house
in East Main street next week and be
employed by the milling company
The local choral society, under the
leadership of G.. Fred Bolts, will rem
der Governs The Rose Maiden on
March Sc. An able reader will assist.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-13
QUILT OF MANY PIECES
Remarkable Piece of Work Exhibited
at Farmers Institute

Dfllsburg, Pa, Feb. 13.-Dillsburg
harness factories are compelled to
work at night in order to fill ORDERS
The condition of the Rev. A. L. Bur-
kett, who sustained a stroke of paraly-
sis recently, has improved.-Mr Ell
wood Myer sold her farm in Mona
CHAN township to Elmer Myers.-Mrs.
Fl. l.. Miller visited relatives at Le-
moyne on Sunday.-J. c. Strayer, of
York, was the guest of Mr.. and Mrs.
David Bentz over Sunday.--Valentine
Blausser, janitor of the new school
building, is critically i'll with pneumo-
nia.-Professor and Mrs. ]. II. Myers,
of Dallastown, visited Mr.. and Mrs.
Harry Forty on Observation-Disclosures
Council, United American Mechanics,
is preparing to give a play in the
opera house.-A quilt made of $500
pieces was exhibited at the farmers
institute here this week
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-13
CATHOLIC PRIEST SERIOUSLY ILL
By Special Correspondence

Marietta. Pa, Feb. 13.- The Rev,
Father McEllhenny, rector of st.
Mary's Catholic Church, is seriously i'll
at the rectory with an attack of pleu-
risy. Father McEllhenny is past 20
years of age and his condition is seri.
ous.-Mr. and Mrs. John w. Espen-
SHE'D has returned from a visit to
Philadelphia.-The Khetol Club will
present in the near future in the Acri
Theater comedy entitled THE Count
of No Account. THE Rev. III. b. Pull
sfer is at Harrisburg.-R. 1. Zinn, Of
Reading, is visiting here Mr.. and
Mrs. William b. Fink, residing in
Chestnut street, yesterday were mara
ried forty-seven years.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-13
HEAD AND NOSE
STOPPED FROM A
COLD? TRY THIS !
''Pape's Cold Compound" ends
severe colds or grippe
in few hours

a Your cold will break and all grippe
misery end after taking a dose OF
"Pape's Cold Compound" every two
hours until three doses are taken.
1t promptly opens clogged-up nos
trils and air passages in the head,
stops nasty discharge or nose run
ming, relieves sick headaches dullness
feverishness. sore throat sneezing,
soreness and stiffness.
Don't stay stuffed-up! Quit blow
ing and snuffiing! Ease your throb-
bing head-nothing else in the world
gives such prompt relief as "Pape's
Cold Compound" which costs only 25
cents at any drug store. 1t acts with
out assistance, tastes nice, and causes
no inconvenience Accept no substi-
tute.-Advertiseemn
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-13
ANDREW FREEMAN HAS STROKE

New Bloomfield. Pa, Feb. 13.-Mr.
and Mrs. George w. CARRIER We're call
ed to the bedside of Mrs. Garber's
father, Andrew Freeman. at Laysville
on Wednesday night Mr.. Freeman had
stroke and became unconscious for
time. - John Waggoner, of Center
Pa, was here on Wednesday. - Mrs
Mrs. l.. Zimmerman, of Duncannon,
came to the county seat on Wednes-
day on business. - NJ. II. Derrick of
Harrisburg, was here this week. He
placed a handsome piano in the Re-
formed Church at Loysville. Mrs
Warren X. Clauser is visiting her cou-
sin. Edgar Armstrong, of Philadelphia,
this week, also her son Duke, at the
Pierce Business College at Philadel-
phia, and daught Miss Alberta at
Hopeville, n. j., where she teaches
school. Mrs. Charles III. Smiley, is
visiting her daughter, Mrs Calvin
Dean, at urnham.-Charles Rhine
smith, of Charles City, Iowa, is visit
ing his mother and brother here. -
f. S. Rice, of Elliottsburg, was here on
Wednesday. Frank Magee, of the
University OF Pennsylvania, spent from
Wednesday till Monday with his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. James S. Magee,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-13
CAN'T FIND DANDRUFF

Every bit of dandruff disappears
after one or two applications of Dan
derine rubbed we'll into the scalp
with the finger tips. Get a 25-cent
bottle of Danderine at any drug store
and save your hair. After a few ap-
plications you can't find particle Of
dandruff or any falling hair. and the
scalp will never itch.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-13
EpTDENuC or N1I,AcIpc

Dauphln, Pa, Feb. 13. = An epi-
demic of measles has been raging in
Middle Paxton township. The health
officer reports eight cases in one fam
lily. Almost every scholar in Isaac
Bogner's school has been a victim.
The last case reported is Mr.. Bogner's
little daughter.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-13

bers, in Mifflinburg, the latter part OF
last week.
Malta. - Reuben Lenker, of Shamo-
kin. visited j. NJ. Schroye,r ana ia fanny. my :
Berrysburg. called on relatives mere
on Friday. Mr.. Phillips, OF Sunpury;
spent Sunday at the home OF GeorS
DepDen A number OF town people
attended the funeral of Justice 9th. OF the
Peace Jacob +. Lenker at stone valley;
on Saturday. Mrs. Stella Spront anu
daughter, of Harrisburg, visited m nep i
sister Mrs jonathan w. EnSle, Tor
few days. Mrs. William IL. Weaver
of Dalmatia, called on relatives mere
Mr. and Mrs. James Ochenreider' OF
Elzabethville. paid visit to the lat, Ia {,
ischopp, on sunday = Robert Engle
and family, of Dalmatio, We're the
guests of their son. John, on Sunday'oI, =,
Herndon, on Wednesday. = George
Frymoyer, of Wilton Junction, iowa
is visiting among relatives in TINS sec
ton. - Mrs Mary Benner, OF Harris
burg, visited at c. II. Hepner's, on sun
day.
New Cumberland. - Mems, Bible
social on the evening of the tweny-
third, at the home of Mr.. and Mrs
Jacob Lefever. in Bridge street
Russell Kohr, principal OF the OakNiiat ~
week. - Thomas Gray, Of New YORK
is the guest of his family, in Bridge
street. : George Brady, of CariisIe
was here on Monday. - Mrs. Anthony
S@terner @ and daughter, Elizabeth, OF
Hanover, are guests of Mr. and mrs
Lang. - Mrs. Paul Beckley spent TINS
week at Mt. Wolf.-Mrs. Fannie Kuhn
of Baltimore. is visiting her sister
Mrs bner Fox. r. G. Weir was az
Philadelphia, this week. = Mrs Joseph
ProweIl. of Steelton, visited FRIENDS
here on Wednesday. = Mrs. ). a.
SprenkeI visited Mr.. and Mrs. Nesbit
at Mechanicsburg. on Tuesday. - Mrs
Lloyd, who has been spending several
weeks with Mrs. Russell, at Elkwood
has returned to her home IN Lancas1
the Methodist Church will meet at the
home of Mrs. II. w. Speakman, Mon
day evening, February 10.
PiketOwn. Henry Shoemaker OF
near Beaver Creek, visited Mr.. and Mrs
George Potteiger. on Saturday. - j. L.
Ramsey visited in Harrisburg on Mon
day. Mrs. Rosanna Shive, of Har-
risburg, is the guest OF Fred Shive-
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Pletz, of Fishing
Creek Valley. visited w. H. Brown, on
Tuesday. - Revival services continue
nightly in the Mount Laurel Bethel
Church Ambrose BURNETT, of Har-
risburg. spent few days this week
with Mr.. and Mrs. f. s. Shivc. - Simon
Weaver was in Harrisburg on Thurs
day. - George Iiegler, of Harrisburg
was the guest of his mother, Mrs. Car
oline Ziegler. - William Shepler and
George Wade. of Fishing Creek Valley,
visited q. w. Fox, on Sunday. - The
the guest of Mr. and Mrs. G. w. Wade.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey Wilt and daugh-
ter, Helen, spent Sunday with Mr.. and
Mrs; Joseph Early in Fishing Creek
Miss Goldie Wade were guests of Mr..
and Mrs. IL. 3. MeSonnel, on Sunday.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-13

visitors at the home of Clarence Chams
bers, in Mifflinburg, the latter part or
last week.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13
BREED FOR EARLY MATURITY
Leghorn PuIlet Laid First Egg in Four
Months and Fourteen Days From
Date of Hatchlno.

A single-comb White Leghorn pullet
that laid her first egg just four months
and IA days from the date of her
Matching is one of the results of breed.
ing for early maturity obtained by the
College Of Agriculture. Ohio State Uni.
versity. The usual age at which pull.
lets begin laying is about six months.
This extraordinary fowl was one of a
group of 100 that were Matched at the
same time. Five or six others from
this group began laying much earlier
than ordinary fowls, showing that it
pays to breed for early maturity They
were from strain of single-comb White
Leghorn, bred especially to develop
early laying, 1t may be interesting
to know just how this flock was fed.
From the first day of the sixth week
they received twice a day a grain ra.
ton of two pounds fine cracked corn
and three pounds cracked wheat. Up
until the twenty-first day they also
received three times a day a moist
mash composed of four pounds rolled
oats, three pounds wheat middlings
six pounds wheat bran, four pounds
sifted meat scraps, two pounds alfalfa
meal, one-fourth pound bone meal,
one-fourth pound fine charcoal. This
was mixed with skim milk or butter.
milk and fed in shallow trays
From the sixth week to maturity
they received grain ration of two
pounds cracked corn and two pounds
whole wheat in open hoppers. From
the twenty-frst day to maturity they
received mash composed of one
pound rolled oats, one pound cornmeal,
one pound wheat middlings, two
pounds wheat bran, one pound sifted
meat scraps, half pound alfalfa meal,
two ounces fine charcoal. This was
fed dry in open hoppers. In addition
they were given green foods and grits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13
BEWARE OF JOHNSON GRASS
All Fodder Plants Related TO Sorghum,
as Feed for Stock, Must Be Used
With Discretion.

By H. GLOVER, Colorado Experiment
Johnson grass is closely related to
sorghum. Poisoning of cattle from
sorghum and katir corn is well known
After chemical analysis of many plants
Brunnich gave the following advice:
All fodder plants related to sorghum
must be used with discretion in either
the green or dry state, and should not
he given in large amounts to animals
which have tasted for some time" The
poison in these plants is hydrocyanic
acid. Poisoning usually occurs when
the plants have made stunted growth
from drought and have been eaten in
large quantities when the animals are
very hungry.
Animals poisoned in this way usual
ly die within half an hour and some
times live only few minutes. Hy-
drocyanic acid is the most deadly Of
poisons and in large doses kills almost
instantly. Animals usually die sud
denly from paralysis CT respiration and
before remedial measures can be
thought Of. or prepared for use.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13
w. N. hi, MILWAUKEE,. Nc. aa-1e1s.
CHS 2.CENT MoNEY oRDeR
Two'cent Balance is Paid Through Ex-
press Company by Kansas
Woman.

The smallest money order ever made
out by the agent for the local express
company was given to a woman to pay
on an account owed to a mail-order
house, according to a Blackwell story
printed in the Ardmoreite. The wom-
an had received letter from the mail
order house notifying her that she
owed the firm two cents. Indignant
and unable to realize the spirit that
would prompt any one to mail bill
for two cents, the woman decided that
a post Office stamp would not suffice
and that only money order would do.
The fee or the order was three cents
and the postage stamp necessary to
carry it cost two cents more, so that
with the two-cent postage stamp that
carried the bill to the woman seven
cents was expended in collecting a
two-cent debt.-Kansas City Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13
He NEEDED PLENTY OF ROOM
And Was Willing to Pay for Two
as One Didn't Seem to
Serve.

During the run of play at the
Conan theater in New York last win
ter wobbly person teetered up to
the box office one Saturday night
when the place was packed and de-
manded a good seat.
Nothing left except standing room"
sand the box Office man. Sell you
standing room for a dollar"
The wavering one produced a dollar
and went inside. But so many general
admissions were grouped at the rear
that, over the intervening hedge of
heads he caught only vagrant glimpses
of what went on upon the stage.
He foggily considered the situation
for spell. Then he rocked his weav.
ing way back to the box Office window
and put second dollar on the shelf.
Gimme nozzir one Of them standin
rooms" he ordered; cant see the
show at all if you only got ne."-Sat.
urday Evening Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13
PROMOTE GROWTH OF TREES
Thick, Compact Mulch of Straw VIII
Serve as Excellent Means of Con-
serving Moisture.

To protect trees from grass or
weeds, make a thick, compact mulch
of straw or hay at their roots. 1t is
also excellent to retain moisture and
promote the growth of the trees. 1t
should be five or six inches thick and
should extend two or three feet out
from the tree, and should be packed
down firmly so as to keep down the
vegetation. After a few weeks Ber-
muda grass will creep through the
mulch, which can be checked by put
ting more hay on.
More hay should be added two or
three times during the growing sea-
son. If the ground is dug up and pull
verified at the root Of the tree before
the hay mulch is put on, If it is heavy,
the mulch win preserve the moisture
almost all summer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13
FOUNDATION OF DAIRY HERD
Little Points, Seemingly Trivial, Go
Far Toward Making Success in
Breeding Fine Cattle.

We are all quite familiar with the
fact that the weak, bad points OF both
plants and animals seem to be more
easily established in the young than
the strong characteristics, There
seems to be a natural tendency to
retrogression, or a cropping-out of
the bad points in animals; and these
are the things which we desire to
guard against. Like begets like" is
law of nature. We expect the on
spring to be like the parent. This be-
ing the case, poor. lean, long, lank,
ill-shaped animal, possessing a mean.
snarly disposition. win impart these
same characteristics to his offspring.
In the same ratio that this is true
OF the poor animal, which does not
adhere to any particular type, so it is
true Of the good, well-bred animal.
adhering closely to fixed type and
possessing the characteristics of this
breed. How often do you hear your
neighbor say: Johnny Jones should
be big, strong, fine-looking fellow.
for his father before him was one of
the best7looking men in the towp. Z"
The same is true of animals.
Since this is fact, let us think for
moment as to the sire we select
for our foundation. What sort of sire
did this animal have? How long has
his family been known? How many
brothers and sisters has he, and what
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13
EASY TO MAKE LOADER
Will Handle All the Hay Six Wag-
onS Can Bring In.
Device Shown in Illustration Has
Proved Quite Satisfactory to
Farmer Who Designed IT.
Keep the Now Ventilated.

A homemade loader can be easily
rugged up. An Illinois farmer has made
one which he thinks great help. He
says this stacker when equipped with
fork and an active horse, will
handle all the hay six wagons can
bring in. The rope is fastened at the
top and bottom of strong, slanted
pole. and the fork hangs over the
center of the stack. The wagon is
placed alongside the board sideways
and the fork used the same as in the
barn.
If the hay is to be stored in the
barn, you will need a steady team on
the wagon. The hayrack ought to be
about sixteen feet long and ten feet
wide. If you are good loader, boards
at the ends and sides will not be nee
essary.
load, hitch steady horse on the
end of the rope attached to the hay
fork. set the harpoon as deeply as
possible, and the horse viii draw up
800 pounds in d twinkling.
When the hay has run along the
carrier to the point where it is to be
dropped, pull the whip-cord, and there
you are.
With a bright boy to handle the
horse on the rope and an experienced
man on the load, it can be put into
the barn in ten minutes or less.
Always begin at the back end of the
NOW, or the end farthest from the
chute to the barn floor; because when
hay is put in in that way, it will come
out easier when being fed.
1t is good plan to place the hay
level in the NOW when it is being un-
loaded. If you can get an extra man
to help, SO much the better; if not, do
the best you can between bites with
the fork, and keep the NOW as level as
possible.
Keep the NOW ventilated as long as
possible. always being careful to close
the doors and windows to keep out
transforms.
Although haying is probably the
hardest work done on the farm, there
is satisfaction and joy in seeing the
grass fall in symmetrical swaths over
the sickle bar and in reveling in it's
fragrance, while the hay is being
wrestled from the field to the barn and
into the cool, dark corners Of the NOW,
that comes with no other labor.
When beginning the haymaking do
not start the mower until the dew is
off the grass. If cut while wet the
grass will require longer for the sun
to dry 1t than when standing.
Cut just what you can easily handle
in one-half day. The next afternoon
rake the hay into windrows, sand if
not thoroughly dry, better leave it
overnight.
In order to be perfectly sure that
hay is well cured on our fathers
farm, we always put it up into good
sized cocks and allowed it to remain
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13

about two days. This second han
ding exposes all the damp hay to the
air and is swift in its curing.
Timothy hay may be baled directly
from the swath without much danger
of heating, although it is safer to have
the hay thoroughly cured before be-
ing baled. If hay IS baled directly
from the swath 1t must be entirely
free from rain or dew. and this process
can be employed only under the best
of weather conditions.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13
Lawyer allnd from nIrth.

Blind from birth, yet successfully
passing the bar examination before
the state supreme court, is the record
of Ole H. Flow of Pierce, S. D. Flow
is native of South Dakota and has
made his way regardless of his handi.
cap for many years.
Procuring a copy of Blackstone, he
memorized it from readings by his sis
ter. He then joined fortunes with an.
other young aspirant for the bar. and
they have worked together until both
passed the examination. Flow wrote
out his answers to the questions read
him by one of the court stenographers,
using an ordinary typewriter
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13

kind of animals are they? Was his
dam good individual-was she a
good mother? If of class of ami
mails that bring forth young in twos
or In litter, has he twin brother,
or litter brothers? If so, how many?
What percentage are good individuals,
and what records have they?
Now, these may seem at first to be
of little value, but without them upon
what can you base your estimates OF
future success as a breeder?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13
A nenevolen, Refusal.

Senator, / wish you would give
me job as your private secretary"
oh, my boy responded the oily
senator, don't get mixed up with the
government service. Nothing to it.
Ruins young man. Besides. have
promised that position to my SON.
Kansas City Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13
Modern &c., nrshln

What's the big celebration? Con
Quering hero or something"
No. One of the town boys muir
dered fellow some years back an.
he's Just been declared sane by a
Jury. That's the reception commit.
tee. Buffalo Express.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13
Points Of Similarity

THAT match was the union of nat
ural mates"
in what way?"
"She was dove-eyed and he was
pigeon-toed."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13
A Natural Question.

Nearly billion bushels OF new
wheat in America this year. Shall we
refuse to export the surplus because
wheat will undoubtedly help to pro
long the Springfield Republican.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13

The trouble with Diogenes was not
that there were no honest men. but
that he tried to find them with Ian
tern.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-08-13
An Exnsrt

Johnny-What is an expert, pa?
PA fellow who tells others how
to DO the things he can't do himself
Kansas City Star.