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The Glenwood post., 1915-01-30

would come to pass if the people wer
not educated and informed that they
must adjust themselves to changed con
ditiOns.
From this remark many Denver men
took heed. J. c. Ossood, Cass Herring
ton, Tyson Dimes and many Denver
educators thought Vosburgh sugges-
tions along sociological lines good ones
1t is thought that the remainder of the
endowment fund will be raised in q
few days and the department started.
Tyson Dimes presided at the banquet
which was given Sunday night. The
capitalists approached the question of
establishing the pfofessorhip in much
the same manner - they would discuss
. matter Of grave importance at 4
board of directors' meeting. Informal
discussions were iaduleed in and each
nan expressed himself ~ desirous Of
getting the chair Of The World To-day
into immediate working order.
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-30
3X10v00 N AOV8e31o41t0

Some weeks ago Mrs. A. J. Vagg
Of Cattle creek, having = greater mum.
Der of thoroughbred Plymouth Rock
chickens than she cared to keep
through the wiater, placed in The Post
. little reader for which she paid
fifty cents, the reader appearing in
two issues Of the paper. A few days
ago she was kind enough to call At the
office and advise US - to the result
and what do you suppose she said'
"I just called to tell you that - 4
result Of that little advertisement l
sold chickens to the amount Of $2l.50,
and I waated you to know that l am
highly pleased with my experiment in
advertising and I can't understand
how anyone having anything to sell
can hope to sell it without the publicity
which you furniah SO cheaply and at
the same time 10 efectively.'
And when the good lady left the
Office the Post editor dropped into a
IcNcilc AIN oo80H sPsSuia.ihk oA ""os
would happen if the merchants Of
0asawssd eslA oil see tie value Of ~
vertising - it has been impressed o.
Mrs. vagg. In this dreamy condition
the editor saw the Post columns full
of ads. additional workmen employed
in the Office, buying groceries and dry
goods Of the home merchants, paying
rent and contributing to the genera
prosperity of the community, the edit
or's family riding in an automobil,
instead of feeling unable to borrow ,
bobsled at present. Then he went on
on the street and was amazed to oh
serve the big store buildings, all fittei
up with modern appliances. He entere,
several of these places and passe;
around among the busy clerks, but wa
surprised to find nearly all of the pro
prietors absent.
Upon inquiry he discovered tha'
nearly all Of the proprieors had gon'
to California for the winter and wer.
having good time while their clerk.
were making money for them in Glen
wood. But-hang it we now realize
that is was only dream. Anyway il
is certainly refreshing to find sor,eocc
who believes, aye knows, that adve-
tising pays.
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-30
OGDEN CASE UP NEXT WEEK

Denver, Jan. 2s.-Nueh interest
throughout the state attaches to the
forthcoming hearing in Washington
before the Intesstate Commerce con-
mission on the question Of proposed
closing Of ehs Ogdes gateway. Per-
nissises Aave Ase. asAeS 70 attend
the conference which is 70 be AelA
Feb. I to o6es their otjsetioas to tAe
eontsnplated aetisa, aad Colorado win
y fePsssssesa hy u. b. Aylssworta,
. coaaissisasr Il ths s4ass utilities
esosA He wiR lsass Tee WasA-
|iastas psssihly Friday y eaas.aay.
1As dssistsa - have ~ utilities
esonissaea rsPseseated as IL Asazaae
~ 1sea0iasa . is~ Aays - alssr
spsess1 ssqssses sssedvsl 1ssA vas
tsO ss10sssial esalss sAsssGAsst o.
ssaas s1sats1lasly iAanD eseaasaaGisssis
Fsshls - 0sAsa Jtesetss. Lsessrs
u1hg 49, tAs, ssdnhAnssn y 49,.
ssaeso = ~ ss1alfe 61nas = - -
sssssa hsa P. A. 0ssR snuear ce
~ rssa,s Os1nssuaaa - - -
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The Glenwood post., 1915-01-30

vital enrd should have heea stretched
ACROSS America as . new symbol of
our unity and our enterprise. Will you
nst convey my cordial congratulations
" Mr.. Bell, and I want to convey to
yeu (neaniag Mr.. wa.son} ny per
|sseal eonefstulations'
1t is an interesting fact that Or. Bell
a.d NJ Watson used tie sane instru-
ments Monday in accomplishing the
convessatisa Tat they
used thuty-fenr years sso in accom-
plishing their two-nile conservation.
They aiss used = part sf tie sszae wire
|ussA thsa- rar-
Preaideat Wilson alss talked with
TAesapse n. vail psessasat II the
Anszseas TeBepho.e SD Tsleg.zph
Csop..y, ~hs was at Jskyil 1saand, od
Fthe eaast e Gscgia. .s.
In saeh city from which tie es1ver-
satioes wore held, the greatest prsPar-
|atioes - sssa asanssd-prsParations
tAat vsss newer szeelled il ~ histsry
of H. eitisA Ths city officials, state
s6ieials ed seAsss prsniAsstly eon-
Heeted WITH tAs pubic a.d ssnnsrcial
nfs ef sasA i.lisidval seoaaaity wsre
rssssn<, saa an sajsysa ths vs.derful
fs.t aecsop1sAsl
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-30
''1 Wo0GD 1o0AX

Hsty Dsevsr 0Qi1aks14 b.sissss
|nsa, pss6sssisaal nsa aal souoseAs el
|ssstsesU Aavs ss0aaissa b sse&ho6A
10 pss6ssasssaiR q Dsavss uaivsssi4y
|vAisa ~ - fssaasl ~ ~ DWpss.
el i.sesusefae siAiasns - Csassa1o =
IL rAilsssPav wAisA b q ~ rss4 4
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sssasais fsssa.tisss b psa0so. n
Dsovss nea Aa~s faisel el1eoo e .
meee fssa wAisA =, - sepAsw -
DsssssAi4 1ar . psRiA - -aAsss
yssss IN ~ inssesst Il psass - Psss-
PsssaU. Fsaseisa1ly - ~ nssV w1s
saissa = aia.sR - os.alv sssniae.
1As fsssasa insasaiag sssA ~ q
a4ais - vssosr 4 1ssa, J. q 0uQse1,
Cas Hsasiaotsa, JsAa ]. oAamo1ea,
tysse - 1sgus JelQe I . -
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-30

ther, DR.. l. B. Perkins and Chsncello,
Henry A. Buchtel of Denver university
banqueted at the Brown Palace hotel
last Sunday night and discussed plans
for the new professorship.
The Denver men expressed them
selves unanimously in favor Of the
chair which is to be known as the
'Professorship of the World Today
The Rev. DR.. George Vosburgh, for
mer pastor of the First Baptist church
af this city, was named a. the man tn
Eli the chair. .-s
OF the IL, 900 fund with which the
chair y endowed, 5000 a year win
be HhAaaa ~ tie pssfsssor. Of the DE-
psrtnsst = tie World Today i. ex-
perimsstal work and research. The
cssne Sts1a BY the department win
consist Of sssies Of lectures On in
portant sos.aDie And sociological sub
jeets hsaeing On social, A.aasial, aeri-
cultural s1nes4sssal and military
topics, inalsAt.g industrial relations.
The ieetasss viii ss give, in every
large sshsaa hs.ss In tbs state an ia
many tswa ka1ls, sd viii be ill1stra-
ted With sbssss1aiasa visw~
"TAs wss8a - shaassa in tAs lass
Afty ysasA" saia D.: vssbsryA. "It
has eAan0sa - H. sxtsat tAst vssin
ot great wsiAss,, sssA ~ John sesaze
Mn 40 S1A0o, e ~ tins sse .,
lsaesf va1.aA1A
"EasA aop- - lsss.sl absut theI
pssssa9 a~ wa1A - k.swlsAnp sG
essss.3s 1aAiss a.d ss.1i-
tisas WA9s b 1ssoO 0A - = tAe
tse6ag e ust - Av pases q H.
vssia- - s1.aaaise - i.ssepssea-
tisa - - Rsas & ss.pastisea
pastisa - hAss - psaiHisaa aass =
oEts4 ~ Ssspas 0v - i.esensa Il
~ ~ II vAlaA ~ - nvisg -
~ dnssD No. =. - ssset-
n nsaAaae e ~ sapiealists 1t H.
1sswa De11as ~ ~ ss1ogsvoA Z . i
gsnask 1egpsd ~ n. vssssreA lsst
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The Glenwood post., 1915-01-30
n Fer cse6liod StDoogaph.
U ks El1oysd esanis-
aoa M Apprs.s othorS
ARE WllIlc TO TRADE

Concerning the legislative 0sddls
over the civil service law the Pueblo
Chieftain under date Of Thursday con
tsins the following:
Denver, Jan. 2S.-Ths civil service
commission showed its true hand today
when it made the proposition to the
house aud senate that il thoss two
bodies would employ four sts.ogrsph-
ers which it has On its eligible list, the
commission will certify to every en-
ploye Of the house sd senate % that
there will be no trouble in the employees
already engaged getting their money.
In other words, the commission pro-
poses to trade what it has claimed was
the law for four stenographic positions.
Previous to today the com1issioa has
said that certain legislative employees
were illegally employed and that the
commission would be violating the law
if it certified their positions for pay
ment. Today it right about faced and
made the proposition Of trading in Or
der to get Sround the law.
The legislature has NO use for four
more stenographers. 1t has plenty and
some to spare ~ y Is. The legislature
is deter~iasd to hire as owa help.
lWSss tAe. essniasiAA ~ esaxineAd Of
this, it made the above proposition and
to make the farce of the thing more
emphatic it sent application blanks TO
| the house and senate for each of the.
ninety-nine empioyes and told them 70.
fill out the application blank and the
commission would certify that they
were qualified for positions without
holding an examination to determine
whether they were qualified or not.
The employees of the senate were
trying to fill out the application blapNs
this afternoon, but the house had not
given their employees the blanks. IA
other words, in order to get stenog-
raphers positions for four of its pets
the commission IS willing to violate
every provision of the civil service
law, or rather what it claims is the
law, and certify to the efficiency Of
every employe in the house and senate
without holding an examination.
| 1t is because of such incidents al
noted above that these columns baye
maintained from the start that the
commission was nothing but a political
porkshop trying to secure positions for
few pets who wandered into its office
from the city of Denver and imagined
they took an examination.
The troubles over the short appropri-
alton bill are pretty nearly, but not
quite all settled. When Governor Carl
son vetoed certain items in the bill and
cut down certain items there was an
element in the senate that wanted 10
fight the governor. Speaker Stewart
has been trying to get the matter a.,-
Continued on page 81
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-30
A CHEERFUL PATIENT

A few evenings ago George Bell and
Editor Dickson called on J. c. Schwarz
At the Glenwood sanitarium and found
the patient in most cheerful mood
While he smoked his cigar Jake smiled
and philosophical rs follows: "I tel!
you it is just fine up here; the nur-ea
are 30 good and kind and gentle and
take such good care Of fellow they
almost make him feel that he doesn 7
belong here any longer. Every morn.
ing one Of them eomes in here and
sticks that little glass rod in my mouth
and then she holds my hand, jsst 70,
ed after while she says Perfectly
lovely; everythiag normal; you re just
|asi.g fsae,' and sAe almost eeavinees
y fellow that it's . real pleasure T. be
'aisk." ....
Just ~ George and the editor
were esagitatiag o. j.st What they
sAsnh complain Of in order to gaia ID
nissieA 10 tAs insaitstioA, 1ssesesps
ware hsard coming down The hall sad
Jahs sssaQ.issl tAsa - noe seAss
tAaa ~ fssasasps Of 1lls. 0sAwazz
- - ksasaisasly eAaaesa ~ 80
Jet - ~ wsatAse, ~ svse rsa1y al
1osA sesss1 wsasasR, aaA wAAs III
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The Glenwood post., 1915-01-30
0A1xAoN P1.AlRD
10 CUT OUT GAM WARn0us

Denver, Jan. 2s.-Abost $50 game
wsrdens, in various parts of the state
are due to hose their jobs if . bill
planned by Governor Carlson il passe.
BY the state legislature.
County sheriHs and deputy sherifs
should do the work now dooe by all
the game wardens," the governor said
in explaining the bill. ''The game
wsrdens get $3.50 q day and expenses
vAss they are At work, and all they
have ever been used for it to form :,
political machine, to retain in Office
ths administration which appointed
them.''
The governor has been ce.siderinN
With Chairman Haydeo, of the senate
Judiciary committee, another bill which
will do away with the Office of public
trustees in 4rst s.A second cl.s coun.
ties. This bill will provide that the
county clerks nsst DO the work for
merly done by the trustees.
Another bill that is being considered
makes of the state Inheritance tax =
sinking fund to be used for the pur.
pose of redeeming bonds and lifting
the state . indebtedness. Governor
Carlson . a0aounced idea is to work
toward putting the state on cash
basis. The Inheritance tax is such an
extremely fuctuating source of revenue
hs declares, that its tendency when n
10 allowed to 60 into the state general
fund, is to encourage officials to court
On having more money than they real
" will get, thus prompting extrava-
gance.
The governor is practicing economy
20 far as the states funds are con-
ceraed himself and ordered a supply
Of stamps and stationery recently for
his personal .se, announcing that ts.
stats's property will not be used for
his private correspondence.
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-30


Perhaps the highest achievement in
the scientific world was reached Mon
day afternoon when telephone eonver-
sati0ns were carried on between Wash
ington, New York, Boston and San
Francisco, with as much ease as though
those conversing were only a few miles
apart. This remarkable achievemen Mt
was enjoyed by President Wilson of
the United States, Professor Alexander
Graham Bell, the inventor Of the teie-
phone; Thomas A. Watson, the first
man to whom Mr.. Bell ever talked over
the telephone; President Moore Of the
Panama Pacific Exposition, and many
others. 1t was the Inauguration of the
transcontiamtal commercial telephon"
system and it required over 3,40O miles
of western coast. 1t was as though
the Atlantic had reached over IN its
mighty splendor and shaken hands
with the peaceful Pacific. The eonver-
sations occurred about O. clock east
eru time, and l O'Clock San Francisco
time.
President Wilson was the first per-
son nst eonnected with the Telephone
conpany to enjoy the privilege of hear
ing \ human voice over 3,40o miles OF
wire. He stepped to the telephone, and
plaei,g He receiver to his car, sssd, in
. very ciear snd impressive manner, to
President Moore, Of the Pasana snd
RaciAe Expssikia: "It appeals to the
inaeasatieo 10 soak serss tn sssa-
nsst. II II . 1ne ouaen fer tAe eRs-
sttisa thae tAe Asst thing 1t has dsne
IL to send its voies ffoa - - sea. I
ssseE.G.AaAs - a ~ 1ss Psopses
for . successful expssities. I - ssa-
Aasst,y hsPt,g - take part in Il sitter
the adjoarnnent Of eoagrssA 1ay I
.st ss.d ny gFsstisp 10 ths na.ass-
ne.t asA T. n whsss work - 0eds
Il psssfSls aaA - 1sde It ~ essst
svsst Il rss.iss - ss, asa - ssessy
Nv pssss.al es10FsA.aat(ens to ysas''
~ ~ president A.tshsd, PrsAset
fssss Il tAs crest sRsdesea 1sPse4-
Il. eve sss lsaki,e 1sswssd - ysW
ssaiaR Asss- thisk ysa. viii Be ws1
pleasSa wtAA wAae ~ hass 1sos. I
sm.s~ ysa, llr. Hssekssst, tAes -
IN 1svse ysestvs . ws1ss0s 49, wau
b nsss sse1ial q asss sntanssas. t"
14isev.Asar ysess -, vAsa Asa
sa1e esnAan IN invss1s3 ~ tsos-
pAses, IL Asvt esavsssstssa vas VIII
II. 1Asnas A waassa. Thy taHssa
ever . n.s 80 sas ~ A. y
s,sse Ct PssskAsst Wslssab tak WA
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Nsw XeEk, ss1s h = ~ hne. a.A
u. WAAssA vAs ~ h ~. 1seae4ses
vss aase esasssssA, 81 IL three hssd
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nssk. h pssstssss saia: ''I ss.sasf
Il .. Asoee - b a1ls - szRsoD ny
aAnassAisa ~ H. tsvsaeiSs gsatue
al seisatiAe knsw3s1os tAa& - 0a1s
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The Glenwood post., 1915-01-30
.sseeeeeeeeeeeese4eeeeseeesseess
Sentiment Q)(rtb QJbil< !:
- In Pro$< al V<r$< 1: 1:
A BULL Moo0E1EaY

BULL noo0HLEaY o
With ApologiesNo Gray
The curfew tolls the knel o1pyser Bay,
The blowing Moose NO 4 6bger can agree, Q
o The Colonel homevrard plod9his weary way o
And leaves New York t{swhitman and to o
Now fades the nomination fsm his sight, .
And all the States q solemn stiffness hold, o
Save where Hi johnson nsd9 winning fight o
Although he left poo~ y snry in the cold.
The boasts of Theodore, his lga for power o
And all that Perkins fro4 his wealth e'er gave .
Await alike the inevitable A{ar; Q
Third party movements bad but to the grave.
The applause of listening Sci Srtes to command,
Complaints Of pain and fsin to, despse
To gather plenty from ssa1ng land
And give this simple n.iea surprise.
Their lot forbade; nor crcu, scribed alone Q
Their vaunted virtues, bit their crimes confined Q
Forbade when asked for brelt to give a stone
The while they talked rtkesm for all mankind .
Flor office to their eyes her ample page
Rich with the spois Of var did ne er unron,
Chill penury will now repreas their age
And freeze the genial c,rrent sf their soul Q
-, Tas p p....s ..s ssds6E 8 ,s.sa,a
Gave up the White House for Oyster Bay
Nor cast one longing, lingering look behind' Q
Alas, in this neglected spot is laid
heart once pregnant with Progressive fire. Q
Hands that the rod of empire might have swayed Q
Or raked in eestacy wllful liar. Q
Yet cen these benes from insult to protect o
Some frail memorial is erected nigh, .
With unoouth names and ten commandments deeked Q
And deeply graved thereon the letter "T'. Q
Roy Jones' in Life Q
The Glenwood post., 1915-01-30

kevS to b the best sections from all
sf the tenPsfanes lavs Of the country.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-02-24
Sure Thing

sThe objections of republicans in the senate are
in no way opposition to the payment of reasonable
subsidies to make such merchant marine possible,
says good old 50-year franchiser John Spreckles
Oh, sure! And there are halfdozen moth-eaten
democrats in that senate who haven't such objec-
tions too The situation in the senate could only be
improved by having Mark Hanna in that crowd, but
we've lost Mark and his eminent talent for not OBJ
jecting to subsidies.
The markets never were better, the ships scarcer,
or the rates higher But, matter of senatorial
principle, we've all got to pay somebody for taking
advantage of such an opportunity. It's the real
scheme. 1t has made Carnegies, and Armours, and
Rockefellers, and Harry Thaws, and lot of others
whose mousines butt us into the gutter and to ask
the American House of Lords to give it up is real
foolish.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-02-24

Congress has temporarily sheved the ship-pur-
chase bill in order to get at 1.-THE pork barrel" before
II has to quit, according to law, on March 4th, and
Washington dispatches say that all senator's are
agreed that there will be no extra session"
That measure is something more than plan for
the acquisition Of ships. 1t is test as to whether
national necessity shall be denied by the trusts And
the power to call extra session does not lie III the
u. s. senate.
Now is President Wilson's chance. He take
the easy way by saying that he did the best ne could
for the people in this matter but congress defeated
him Or he can call an extra session and fight until
the last dogs hung
The president is to have new congress His first
act should be to demonstrate to the congress that he
will stick to principle first, last and all the time.
The country will uphold him in calling an extra SEES
sion for March 5th, if the shippurchase bill dies in
this congress- it evidently was intended it should
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-02-24

General Carranza's reputation of the Villa cur
rency is good deal like fellow sticking the bank
on draft he's endorsed for another.
The fact that Carranza and Villa were in perfect
accord when the latter floated his currency issue
made it generally acceptable, and northern Mexico,
and In fact Mexico City itself is pretty well loaded
up with it; consequently, business is at standstil.
A turn of the wheel and Carranza's currency may
become outlawed
The much despised 'dobe" pesos seems, after all,
to be the real thing in Mexico
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-02-24
OBSERV ATOMS

By the way those newspapers that are yelling the
loudest for protection of merchant marine from
German submarines the same that two weeks
ago, were bowling that we had no merchant marine
The nerviest man we have ever known is our
butcher who raised the price of sausage because the
higher price of wheat increased the cost of the stale
bread he used to mix with the pork.
You will observe however, that the fellow who
boasts of his ancestors always lowers his voice when
he sees man approach who is old enough to have
known his grandfather.
Just as we commenced to hope the Indians would
maintain their poise and show the rest of what
savages the Piutes had to spoil their reputa-
ton.
Gentlemen, hats off; we wish to present Mr.. Ell
lott of Boston, who has gone to Europe to collect
stamps being used in the war zone.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-02-24

More than three-quarters of million Americans
were taken into church membership in the past year.
Two-fifths of all our population now claim to be
enlisted under the banner of the Cross.
True, many don't work at it. And others serve
Mammon good deal more zealously than God.
That, however, is only it always has been; it
may always be-
The encouraging the hopeful, fact is that in 1914,
more Americans than went on record with the
desire to walk in better pathways, to live nearly
In accordance with the spirit of the Golden Rule.
The church seems on the way to prove that it
come back.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-02-24
Villas Chance

At the hours OF thereabouts, when the Johnson
Willard scrap is being pulled off and the afternoon
race meet is in full blast if General Pancho Villa,
commander-in-chef of the army of northern Mexico,
will pull drag net round the little old town OF
Juarez and conscrpt every thing with pants on that
he lands, he will largely augment his army numer-
caly, and at the time square himself with the
American people for everything he has done may
ever do to incur their dspleasure
El Paso papers will please translate into Spanish
and copy.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-02-24

Read tho Czas.iued Ads %
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-02-24
PEPPERY

Women are the spice of life"
That's the time you said some
thing"
And life without spice would
be-"
Spice? I thought you said
spies!" replied the man whose
wife had found a poker chip In
his pocket.--Houston Post.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-02-24
STUNG BEFORE

Parishoner Ito departing mtD1
lister l-We're all sopy To lose
you, Mr.. Poodle. 80
Mr.. Poodle (modestly) -Nev-
er mind, Mr.. Toodle, I've no douDs
you'll get a better man next time.
Parishoner-Ah, no, Mr.. Foo
die. That's what the last minis.
ter said when he left.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-02-24
O YES, OF COURSE

u YES, OF COURSE
"The cows which laid out the
streets of Boston," postcards A.
Taxpayer, did a better job than
the people who designed Tacoma
highways. In extenuation, let II
be said that It would have been
impractical to have used COWS in
Tacoma. They might have stroll
ed over and eaten up the Com
mercial club"
AMONG LIFE'S MYSTERIES
Keeping parrot.
Marrying a second time.
Table d'hote.
Initial hose.
CENSORED
The jitney is a handsome bird,
1t travels swift and we'll;
But the street car men will tell
you
That it's simply raising (de-
leted).
Saturday afternoon young
Prospect Hill girl wandered into
Sam Andrews jewelry store and
the boss waited on her himself.
| She wanted to buy a birthday
present for her fiance and finally
Eselected a handsome pair of link
cuff buttons.
y Would you like to have them
! engraved?" asked Sam.
"Oh, yes; / almost forgot. !
think / will just use his first in
itial. Please engrave them with
the letter ~"
AS he wrote down the U Sam
commented upon it's rarity as an
initial and asked, MAY / inquire,
Miss, whether his name IL Uriah
or Ulysses?"
Neither one," was the blush
Ing response. "His name Is
Eugene"