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OUR COAST DEFENSE

In these modern days OF heavy arma
| nent and scientific war equipment. much
thought has been given to our coast de-
'ense. The question OF preparedness Is
,ne that concerns all patriotic Americans
'or 1t is always the unexpected attack
hat causes CONSERVATION.
This is also true in matters pertaining
20 health. That great enemy OF health
Stomach trouble-may spring an unex-
oected attack at any time and II Is well
to be prepared by always keeping a bot
tie OF Hostetter's Stomach Bitters In the
house. 1t is your bulwark in time OF dis.
.ress.
Be on guard at all times. and as soon
as you notice the appetite falling diges-
ton becoming impaired, the liver inactive
and the bowels refuse to perform their
daily functions. commence taking the
Bitters. Prompt action, together with the
aid of this medicine, has been the means
,f preventing much suffering from Sick
Headache. Nausea, Poor Appetite, Indi-
gestion, Constipation and Biliousness.
Don't trifle with your health. but rather
ielp Nature when weakness Is manifest
I'd. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters Is Ma
lures ally, and these together, form
that is sure TO result to your
welfare. Try it today, but be sure you
get Hostetter's.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-08

Rheumatism is often the effect Of some
other blood affliction that has left its i'm.
press In the joints, muscles and mucous
coverings Of the body. 1t works into the
tissue cells, those tiny, little bodies in
which nutrition goes on. And 1t is here
that a most remarkable medicine known
as s. s. s. does its most active and most
effective work.
Its action is marvellous. Bed.ridden
rheumatics get on their feet as II by
magic. That cold, clammy sensation that
made you hug a red hot stove is gone in
twinkling. That excruciating pain that
made feather lay as heavy as q ton of
coal on the skin is gone. You get up and
dance with glee.
Your rheumatism is gone-absolutelyl
1t Is an actual logical fact, that Swifts
Sure Specific fushes your blood, gives
your entire blood circulation a fine
thorough bath. 1t Just naturally and in q
tyinkling jrTigates every atom In your
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-08
RESlNOL BEGINS TO HEAL
SICK SKINS AT ONCE

You don't have to WONDER II Res
mol Ointment is doing you good. You
KNOW IL is because the first applica
Ion stops the itching and your tor
:ured skin feels cool and comfortable
1t last. Why don't YOU try this easy
Sesinol way to heat eczema or similar
skin eruption? Rcsinol clears away
pimples, too, and III valuable house.
lold remedy for cuts. sores, burns,
,hafings, etc. II has been prescribed
oy doctors for 20 years and contains
aothing that could irritate or injure
he tenderest skin. Sold by all drug
gists. Adv.
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All Rlaht In Heaven.

A lady Of Somerset. England, be-
walled the loss of somewhat ill-bred
but extremely wealthy neighbor. who
had been very liberal In his help to her
country charities. "Mr. q is dead,
said she. "He was 80 good, and kind,
and helpful to me in all sorts Of ways.
He was SO vulgar, poor, dear fellow,
we could not know him in London,
but we shall meet him In heaven"
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Rough on the Congregation.

An old Scotch minister who did not
quite regard himself as the paragon
Of pulpit perfection, addressing his
assistant, remarked that 1t was singu.
lar how he felt more fatigued after
hearing him than in preaching him
self. To this the assistant replied
that he experienced a similar feeling
when his reverend constituent was
In the pulpit. Then" rejoined the
minister. Il peety the folk that have
to hear us baithl"
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Bad Habit to Cultivate,

The habit of dissipating every seri-
GUS thought by suggestion of agree
able sensations is as fatal to happi-
ness as to virtue: for when amuse-
ment is uniformly substituted for OBJ
jects OF moral and mental interest.
we lose all that elevates our enjoy
ments above the scale Of childish
pleasures.-Anna Maria Porter.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-08

A witty barrister, says an English
paper, who did not object to joke at
his own expense, was asked, on re-
turning from circuit, how he had got
on. "Well," was the reply, Il saved
the lives of two or three prisoners. :"
"Then you defended them for muir
der?" NO." was the rejoinder, Il
prosecuted them for it."
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-08
Fireproof Wood.

To make wood fireproof, slake q
small quantity of fresh lime and add
water till it has the consistency Of
cream, stir we'll and add one pound OF
alum, ~ ounces of commercial potash
and about one pound OF salt. Stir
again and apply while hot. Two or
three coats will keep wood fireprooi
for many months.
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body. 1t rushes into every cell, causes
every bone, muscle, llgament, tendon,
mucous surface and every nerve to thrill
with freedom. with health, with new.
found springiness.
And best of all, s. S. s. though pow.
erful searching, overwhelming enemy to
pain and the causes of rheumatism is as
pure as the dew on q peach blossom, as
powerful as the heroic works OF nature,
as searching as the peremptory demand Of
the most exact science.
Ask for and insist upon getting 8. s. 8.
the worlds cure for rheumatism.
For private, personal advice on stub.
born chronic rheumatism write at once
to the Swift Specific Co., 203 Swift Build.
ing, Atlanta, Ga. Their medical depart
ment is famous on all blood diseases, and
is equipped to make personal blood tests.
approved by the highest medical authorl-
ties. Get bottle of S. s. s. today. Then
away goes rheumatism for all time.
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Slap at Chicago Culture.

Miss Ritta-"Aren't you fond of dia-
lect poetry, Mr.. Drestbeeph?" Mr..
Drestbeeph (of the Chicago Browning
society)-"Well. James Whitcomb
Riley and Eugene Field do very well;
but l came across some poems by a
fellow named Chaucer the other day,
md he carried it too far."-Life.
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WORKINGS Of a Watch.

In the average watch the balance
wheel vibrates 300 times a minute, 49,.
O04 times each hour, $4,000 times q
day. and 157, ,7SS 900 times a year. AS
each vibration covers about one and
a half revolutions, the shaft on which
the balance wheel is mounted makes
266,682,000 revolutions in its bearings
each year.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-08
Some Love LackIno.

Helen was playing on the porch,
where she spied white moth and
asked her mother to kill it. Her moth
er said, "But, Helen, you ought to
love the poor little moth" II do love
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-08
Many Uses for Cotton,

One hundred and eighty million
yards Of cotton cloth carry cement
yearly to build the great office build
ings, and the electrical industry Of
the country yearly consumes four
hundred thousand pounds of cotton
in the insulation processes.
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Daily ThouQht,

The key to every man Is his thought.
Sturdy and defying though he look, he
has helm which he obeys, which Is
the idea after which all his facts are
classified He can be reformed only
by showing him a new idea which
commands his own.-Emerson.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-08
A Woman's Way,

So determined is a woman to "looR
ip" to the man she loves that II she
married worm she would dig a hole
n the ground and crawl into It In or.
Ter to be able to put her head on his
shoulder and say: Darling. how big
lad strong and tall YOU are
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-08
Packing Hint.

In packing, handkerchiefs, under
linen and toilet articles should be ef.
fectively protected from possible con.
tamination from boots and clothes
Boots should, If possible, be packed
by themselves.
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Securing kiapnrneaa.

There is no such thing as finding
rue happiness by searching for II
iirectly, 1t must come. II It come at
Ill. indirectly. or by the service, tho
owe, and the happiness we give to
,thers.-R. w. Trine.
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The Important Question.

It will not be fashionable to steal
umbrellas the coming season, says an
expert on fashions-or on umbrella
stealing, one forgets which. But will
it be fashionable to return some of
those stolen last season?
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Have Healthy. Strong. Beautiful Ewes

Have Healthy, Strong, Beautiful Eyes
Oculists and Physicians used Murine Eye
Remedy many years before it was offered as a
Domestic Eye Medicine. Murine Is Still Com.
pounded by Our Physicians and guaranteed
by them as a Reliable Relief for Eyes that Need
Care. Try it in your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes -
No Smarting Eye Comfort. Buy Murine
of your Druggist no Substitute, and II
interested write for Book of the Eye Free.
MURINE EYE REMEDY CO., CHICAGO
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Modern Term Misunderstood.

What became Of that rascally young
son of the Blowers" II understand
he Is to take a course OF ethics in one
Of our modern pathological institutions. "
There! And I heard he had been
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Handicaps to Church,

The church is also handicapped by
the persevering person who gets con-
verted every winter, but whose re.
hgion won't keep through the sum.
mer-Atchison Globe.
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Avoid Despair.

If we are to escape the grip Of de-
spair, wrote Amiel, we must believe
either that the whole of things at least
is good, or that grief is a fatherly
grace, a purifying ordeal.
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fraaiIe Imitation RuhIes.

Imitation rubies are subject to In.
Jury when exposed to extreme cold
They have been known to crack open
in single night, even when stored In
a safe.
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Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease, powder for the feet. It curea
painful, swollen, smarting. sweating feet. Makes
new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe
Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. Y.
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Peak of the Rhine.

Mrs. Askum-"So you took trip
abroad last summer. Did you go up
the Rhine?" Mrs. Newrich-"Right up
to the very top. What a splendid view
there is from the mit!"-Boston
Transcript.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1915-04-08

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure
constipation. Constipation is the cause
of many diseases. Cure the cause and
you cure the disease. Easy to take.
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WHY They Fail,

Some men are failures because they
have pinned all of their faith to the
horseshoe over the door.-Atchisol
Globe
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Trade With French oeeanla.

America sends French Oceania more
han AZ per cent Of its imports. and
receives in return n triie over 80 per
sent of its exports.
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WOMEN from
45 to 55 TESTIFY
To theMerit of Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Com
pound during Change
of Life.
Westbrook, Me. -" was passing
through the Change Of Life and had

pains in my back
and side and was 80
weak l could hardly
do my housework.
:! have taken Lydia
z. Pinkham's Vege-
cable Compound and
1t has done me a lot
of good. I will re-
commend your med
icine to my friends
and give you permis-
sion to publish nv
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testimonial. "-M Mrs. LAWRENCE MAR
TIN, IL King St., Westbrook, Maine.
Mansion, Wis. cat the Change Of
Life suffered with pains in my back
and loins until I cou d not stand. also
had night-sweats 90 that the sheets
would be wet. tried other medicine
but got no relief. After taking one bot
tie of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound I began to improve and I
continued its use fer six months. The
pains left me, the night-sweats and hot
flashes grew less, aad in one year I was
a different woman. I know / have to
thank you for my continued good health
ever since" - Mrt. M. ]. BRowNELL,
Mansion, Wis.
The success of lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable COMPOUND, made from roots
and herbs, is unpar, lleled in such cases.
III you want spe Eal advice write t
Lydia Z. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confl.
dentiaD Lynn, MaiE. Your letter will
be opened, read ina answered by q
woman, and held q strict confidence,
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Worth CuItIvatino,

One of the most charming things In
girlhood is serenity.-Margaret u.
Sangster
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Jewish Marriage Custom.

Jewish Marriage Custom.
In jewish marriages the bride
stands on the right OF the groom; 1t
Is the custom of all other races for
the bride to stand on the left.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-18
FIND NOTED CANVAS;
SCENT SMUGGLING
Philadelphia Customs Men Hold
Officers of Ship Sheltering
Original Bouchere Painting.

Philadelphia, May 7. Seeming a
clever smuggling plot in the finding Of
an OIL painting on the American tramp
steamship Columbia. arriving here from
Chilli ard Havana. customs officials have
detained the ships third officer and
chic steward under nominal arrest
pending an investigation. The painting
is believed to be the original OF Bou-
chere's canvas known as "Grief,' and
lis value is var.ous,y estimated a. from
81 900 20 $4,000. Il represents the
grief Of Adam and Eve over the death
of Abel. whose body rests across Adams
knees, with Eve leaning on Adams
shoulder.
The government alleges tho painting
came into the country without duty
being paid There is some question
about the authenticity, rs the name Of
the artist is illcgiblc; but art dealers
who viewed Il say u is very likely the
masterpiece iu question, and II not a
remarkable COPY. Quantities % fancy
cigars and hnery found o. the Colum-
bia but not on the ships manifest have
led 20 rigid Investigation. The Co
lumbia underwent repairs al Cramps
and was about TO clear for San Fran
cisco when the painting Was dscov-
cred.
Noting the ready sale Of European
masterpieces at this time ard the read
mess OF Americans 20 buy. the govern
ment is making a careful inquiry.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-18
EVA TANGUAY AT PALACE
Ben WEIGH and Tempest and
Mcdonald Share Honors.

Eva Tanguay's popularity IS second
70 no ones now appearing before the
nublic and the strenuous Eva heads the
weeks bill a. the Palace. As a re-
suit Yesterdays audiences, both after
noon and evening, were full 70 over
flowing. Miss Tanguay was as cyclone
"a ever and the house rose 20 her IN
tho stvle TO which she has been nc
customed.
But Miss Tancuay is not the only
beadliner on the bill. There Is Ben
Welch. as funny as ever, and Florence
Tempest and Donald Mcdonald in "One
Of the Boys" a Musical sketch by
pbilp Rartholomac and Silvio Hem.
This .ook he audiences fancy. rs ora
the act Of the TWO Spanish dancers
Eduardo ard Elisa Cansino.
Other numbers on the bill were Paul
Arretroug's one-act satire, Woman
Proposcs": Han Ping Chen, the Chi
nese Mystery; Lillian Goldsmith and
companv. ia "The Lorclci,' and Robins.
"The Queer Musician IN short, the
palace hi. week is well up 20 standard.
and. being tho only nigh class vaude-
Gle houe4 now open on Broadway, is
the mecca for all lovers Of this partlc-
ula- branch Of entertainment.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-18
POUND FOOD GIFTS
BELGIAN AID PLAN
States Residents Car Fill Relief
Ship if Each One Helps,
Commission Says.

Every man. woman and child in New
York State will be asked 70 give &
pound Of food for the Bclgians. The
Now York State committee OF the Com
mission for Relief in Belgium figure
that if this average can be maintained
the lac. inch Of space in the second
New York relief snip viii be used.
The snip will be the Elhand, with a
cargo capacity OF 100000 pounds.
II Is now discharginE a cargo Of wheat
AT Rotterdam and viii probably sail Tor
New Yorl- about June D.
Dr.. John II. Finley. head 81 the state
committee. designated last Saturday az
Tag day" In Albany. More than $4,000
was raised. The tagGers we're in charge
Of ,Irs. Martin II. Giynn. Miss Emma
J. Farnsworth and Mrs. Hun.
The ballroom Of the Plaza has been
Transformed into & Bohemian village,
with stream Of water running
through Il. The New York Czech Re
lief Association will give fete there
tomorrow evening. The funds raised
will be used 70 send medical supplies,
nurses and physicians 70 Prague, Phi
sen and Rudweiss. Y. RuZicka ar
ranged the decorations and Rudolph
Luks the musical programme. Among
the patroncsses are Mrs. John Mitchell.
Mrs. Ida Brodsky, Mrs Everett ?.
Wheeler. Mrs. John Lynch, Mrs. iona
than Bulk.ey, Mrs. Burnham Mofat
and Mrs. .. Ledeky.
Gifts 20 the Secours-Natioual Fund
Yesterday amounted 20 $1,000, making
lie total S75.1G3.GO. Lloyd PheniX
gave 500; Mrs. {. J. Stedman, 500;
Miss Edith Scoville. $500. and Miss
Fanny p. Mason. 500. Gifts amount
ing to S2.l92.5O were acknowledged oy
Frank 4. Vandcrlp, treasurer Of the
Polish Relief Fund. Among the givers
were Parkinson & Burr. New York,
$500; William A. Paine Boston 5lO0;
Eugene Lcrering. Baltimore, 500;
Philip V Tram. Boston. $780, and
Mrs. Frederick ". Vanderbilt. New
York, 800 Contributions 10 the La
fayette Fund amounted 20 Sl06l5. This
brings the total to SG4.62S.5l.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-18
UNION SEMINARY
IGNORES CHARGES
Refuses Statement on Report
Presbyterian Assembly Has
Challenged Orthodoxy.

4 somewhat testy refusal Was made
yesterday by tho Rev. Charles Ripley
Grant. dean OF students registrar and
secretary o. the faculty a. Union The
illogical Seminary. 90 discuss INC report
that the school has been read out OF
the list OF orthodox institutions by a
committee o. the Pre- by erian General
Assembly.
Nobody here has anything 20 say
a5out mat De- Gillett said tartIy. II
his manner wa 90 be ta.en as repre-
scnuas the attitude Of the seminary.
that institution does not care a fg
WA. the General Assembly or is COM
nittccs has 20 say about j.. When
asked for any pamphlet issued By the
seminary which contained a statement
Of its aims. administration and support.
Dean Gillett refused fatty 20 comply
with the request.
"Go look az any encyclopedia, lie
said.
But when il was explained 10 him
that knowledge was desired direct from
the official sources Of the seminary it.
,olf. and nothing more was asked Tor
than the courtesy extended any person
seeking information about IT, he grudg-
nrv handed out The annual catalogue
for l911-1j.
The report reading the seminary out
of the list Of orthodox institutions
was made by a committee OF clergy
men and lawyers named by the Presby-
teriar General Assembly two years ago.
Although no one a. the seminary
would discuss the attitude OF the IN
stitutiou on the charges, the catalogue
contains in its historical statement
what nigh. be considered light on the
committees indictment. II is as fol-
lows:
The founders OF The seminary were
Presbvtcrians Of the broader type rep
resented in tie row school branch Of
Che Church. and had many affiliations
with New England Congregationallsm.
They mad i'm view q service Of wider
boundaries than those Of the Pres by
terrain Church alone. The Seminary has
been from the outset independent Of
any ecclesiastical control
The catalogue also states that al
present the board Of directors ana the
faculty include representatives Of the
Presbyterian. Congre gaHonar Protes-
tant Episcopal, Baptist and Methodist
Episcopal churches.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-18
"MlKADO" AT STANDARD
Van den Berg Conger Com
panv Begins Second Week.

The Van den Bcrg-Conger Opera
Company began the second week Of its
engagement at TIE Standard Theatre
Broadway at Nineueth Street, last
night. with Gilbert and Sullivan's
comic opera. "The Mikado." An efficient
cast of singers was heard in the pr.n-
cipal roles. and the large chorus re
yesled highly pleasing oiccs.
Fred Frcar was the Ko-ko. Arthur
Cunningham ms Pooh Ban. Albert Pella-
tor as the Nikado. Henry Taylor as
Nanki-Poo and Gilbert Wilson as Pisn-
Tush gave excellent support Mana
yucca. Carrie Reynolds and Amy Ash
mount were the three little maids
Yum-Yum, Pitti-Sinc and Peep-Bo.
Greta Risley sang Katisha.
Next week planQuc.te's comic opera,
THE Chimes Of Normandy" viii be
sung, with Carrie Reynolds in the role
Of Serpolette.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-18
JUDGE SOFTENS SENTENCE
SLAYER Told Sing Sing No
Longer Destroys Souls.

John H. Hayes, cabaret singer, OF
3lt West Street, VINO was indicted for
murder in the first degree and pleaded
Guilt 10 manslaughtcr IN the second
degree. was sentenced yesterday by
Justice Davis, Of the Supreme Court
10 not less than two years nor more
than ten years in Sing sing.
Hayes, it was charged, shot and
killed his roommate. John Reid, bar
tender. on January %. After entering
his plea Of guilty he swore'he had no
recollection Of the murder, declaring
that he was drunk at the time.
The purpose OF the law is 10 uplift
and not 10 destroy" said Justice Davis,
in passing sentence, land under the
present management Of Sing Sing hu-
manity prevails; no attempt IS made
there 10 destroy mems souls, but a
great effort is made 20 teach the un-
lcr.ups.e there that there 10 still
hope.p
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-05-18
VILLA QUITS BATTLE
TOAVENGE BROTHER
Seven of His Army Officers
Killed in Saloon BraWl at
Chihuahua.

Juarez, Mexico, May IL General
Francisco Villa to-day quit the battle
field at Silao, where his army is hght-
ing the forces Of Oregon, to avenge
the shooting Of his younger brother,
General Antonio Villa, who was NOR
tally wounded in duel in Chihuahua
on Sunday.
Seven Villa army officers. among
them Colonel Pulido, personal friend
Of Villa, were killed in the duel which
was fought in q cafe. Three others
were mortally wounded. Colonel HIPPO
Ito Villa, another brother, left Juarez
late to-day to punish those responsible
for the shooting.
The trouble started among number
of ARM officers. who had been drink,
ing. The shooting attracted MOB an
before soldiers could put stop to the
disorder riotng had become general IN
The streets.