Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-05-14

To editorGood Housekeeping magazine. I
who realize the milk of human Kindness
without. knowing its brutality 49,
!. Dear, Sir; Last duty, of, employment
from, which l. retrested coptemtably' were
horne Of Hon. Mary & John McDornant,
country gentlemen residing in farmly sur
rfoundinssaof ct heauty near Pluto Falls |
Chicago. =" y D.
Il when ], arrive up there observe
chicken and duclS-rooster swimming in
ponds amidst Mature doing so very |
prettily everywheres., Considerable horse
stamp. hay In grassrneadow where NOR !,
gage wasS In@ali otherwise It was quite
outside and pleasant for Japanese School
boy to, live there. =.
Togo" thusIy report. Hon. Mrs. emer-
ing to front porch with millinary express
scion Of sunbunnet on head. my husband
is. a gentleman farmer"
when can Hon. Farmer be gentle
mann" ask to know
when he make no money" she mar
rate. ~
s'From that idea most farmers must
be noblemen," 1 snignify bsffabiy. She
could not assimilate those thought II
spoke.
v'sYour duty in this rule" she say
furthermore. ARE TO enjoy country life
while washing dishes. Therefore you are
expected TO make beds, hay, butter, pie,
| and other delicacies After sweeping en-
tire home in morning you are expected
20 feed chickens, NOW meadows. pillow and
mick gooseberrtes until 11:32 when you
hastily return to house and cook lunching
for thirteen farmhelps. Then you can
chop wood, put baby TO sleep, dig tur-
nips. read to invalid grandmother. drive
haywagon, feed pig family prepare
supper for uR. And o yes" She say this
standing there. Can you milk cowT'
..CowPi,-I ask It like those.
"Pertaptly you have never see q
cow" she require sarcastly.
"'T are willing to meter whatever ac-
qusintances you got" I report chivalry.
Conduct me at him."
IAN COWS are a her." she insure. Fol
low my footsteps and I shall make this
education for you"
Mr.. Editor, japanese are in % many
custom differing from America. In
Japan, for instancely, Hon. Cow are not
regarded as considerable hlgh-up dairy
She are used in place OF gasoline to pull
wheels but Hon. Farmer think merely
: trash about her. Yet In u. s. Amertcs
Hon. Cow are reYerenced for pure food
"tltn 10 hSpI iOnGSOiuo dnt
truthfuliy verified by Hon. Doc Wiley
? So when Hon. Mrs Madam led me-
forthiy 10 enclosed yard she do 80 witt
, face full OF sweetiy smiling like she ap-
proaeh emperors. There in amidst o.
- hay stood one blond mammal with hook
|, on her head who said Moo for converse.
ton and continued EDWARDS growing gum
This are Cow, snignify Hon. Mrs
Mary McDormant. ''she give Il ats. mill
/, daily"
How generous. holla enthusely
MANY. millionalres does less"
You understand milkage?' she ask II
81 can learn nearly everything in one
: ~ lesson" deplore.
, shall show you" Thusly she say 4
with voice while going TO woodshed and
fetching forth finnish bucket and stoo
what had lost his leg in warfare. Hon
Cow observe her from her eyes whils
shaking her bone forehead
Her name is Amelia" explain Hon
= Mrs. she are very aristoorat Cow
! therefore must be approached with con
siderable diplomat Before ,milkase II ar,
o customary TO feed her slight vegetable
! so she will forget to kick you whil'
Ichewings" .r ..s
/. 81 got one Uncle who trains lions II
! NagssakI." lie renig while my knees en-
Joy slight quaker feeling what variety
n vegetable do this Hon Amelia prefer?'
Z Anything hanging around" sbe de
lpIores She lift slight carrot from mai
n on wan and poke him forth to that COW
o face. Hon. Amelia open her rubber nose
( and gollup In that vegetable. making
!. tgrest' tooth scrunch while doing 80