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The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26
Evidently Had Lost saror.

Amy complaint" asked the Brit
fsh orderly officer OF some men who
were about TO begin dinner I'm Ger
tain 5arracl+ room.
Yes. sir instantly exclaimed q
raw recurit. TIN beef go bacon in
thfs rere irish -ash ain't ht TO- the
likes Of us to eat, $50 A Eish tO report
it."
- doctor 80 &c e. KIP inspect
tin food
10 You think tint meat isn't fit for
"A man liza your position tO ear2" Said
he. Allow nm to tell you that great
or men than ever You will IT, have
eaten III. Even the commander In
chief wasn't above eating 1t i'm the
Crimea. and made many a hearty
meal OF it."
@Oh, did 'e?" said our oyernice re-
-cruit-
yes, he did" replied the surgeon
"Oh. WELL" retorted the man, If
was all very we'll for the commander
in chief, cause the meat would be
fresh an good then. You see, sir, it's
long time since that ere Crimea
Job, and it can't be expected to keep
good all these years"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26
Landlords Way.

John Barrymore. the actor, was
talking about Germany's submarine
policy in New York.
When Germany told us we Ameri-
cans might cross the sea in safety
provided we used such ships as she
offered, 1 nearly died laughing" he
said.
Il was irresistibly reminded of the
poet who complained to his landlord:
s. Landlord. I really must insist on
your repairing my doors and win
dows. They close so badly that it in
terrupts my work. IL blows my hair
all about my face
/" .Humph,' said the landlord. The
easiest way out of that difficulty il for
you To ct your hair cut on New
York Times.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26
Score Up One For Jones.

Down in the crimson clover zone
there were two farmers named Jones
and Smith, respectively. Jones was
fashioned and stuck to Old-fash-
toned ways, but Smith, who was more
modern bought fine new automo-
bile One day IT, Wa proudly eKhib-
iting ii I'd some friends when Jones
came along.
-Tm,T remarked Jones, d he
thonghtfully sized up tn handsome
machine. Whats that thing there
on the side2"
That's a spare rim and tire" an
swered the proud Smith. We al
ways carry an extra one in case one
OF the wheels 60 wrong"
"Jes' as ! alters said" was the dis
dainful response Of Jones. I've druv
horses fer nigh on 50 years, and ]
never had to carry spare leg for one
o. them yet"-Philadelph Press.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26
Pumped Him Full OF Air.

With his body inflated with air
forced into him "as a joke" from an
S0-pound pressure air pump at the
Midvale Steel Works, John Wazak, Is
in the Germantown Hospital, Phila-
delphia, expected to die
Wazak was taken iii while at work.
At the hospital connected with the
plant the physicians we're unable to
diagnose hi case IT. was taken to
thu Germantown Hospital, where,
when surgeons prepared To operate
upon him. he explained the nature OF
his trouble FL said that two fellow
workmen-Thomas Steayk and N
drew Govek-had pumped him full Of
air, thinking IT was good joke"
The surgeons discovered that nearly
all of the organs OF Wazak's body had
been ruptured. Steayk and Govek were
arrested.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26
Hi Silence q Compliments

The coffee w. weak, the bread
UNDERGONE, and the fowl tough, or &C
least Ill said O. Hi ~ife's long D.
thence gave way
John Henry said NJ, I've tried
faithfully tO cook to nit You for
twelve lOng years 10 on in the town
~ bettar-cooked food vt YOU IT.
always finding fault Why cant YOU
praise me once in while, 1'd Lire 70
know"
III looked up in establishment
Well II YOU amt the most unrea-
sonable woman I ever saw, he ejacu-
lated. why. many and many j. the
time I'VE sat down to a meal and neT-
er said a word about it. Anybody
would know there wasn't any fault
TO be found, or I'd "a found it, and
yet you want a better compliment
than that, That's just like a woman
they can't tell compliment when
they get ONE"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26
I-H!A N EL $tTIFI tr.

Another Thanksgiving - gone anl
ft II net necessary this year to fur-
nish reasons WY the people of ST.
country should give thanks = hearty
ID those which we're sent up TO &C.
throne OF Divine Grace when hand
full OF colonists first found themselves
In their new houses, with an abund-
ant supply Of good food and peace
around them
This misery ald horror which en-
CULTS such a large portion of the
world today is in such striking com
narison with the peace and over
wheIming prosperity which this coun-
try is enjoying il enough to change
our jubiIation to one OF wonder
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26
Had a Sufficient Burden.

Down in the southwestern section
of Texas a gentleman by the name
of Patten was running for the state
senate. His partner, being very
much interested in the election, took
an active part in the campaign. One
day he met a young man from the
forks Of the creek and after inquir-
ing about his father, mother and the
rest Of the family, discussing the
weather, crops, stocks and things In
general, said:
support Mr.. Patten this fall2"
The young rustic scratched his
head and after some little hesita-
ton replied
well. don't know, sIr, but think
not, sir; YOU go he's having "A darn
hard time supporting himself, sir."-
Mack's National Monthly
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26
. Dim Cline Water Wagon.

The alfalfa delegate wa paying
his first visit to "a city or any size
Standing On the sidewalk H. Glanced
10 &C. IA sprinkling cart coming down
the street. and no sooner had ne set
eyes on the thing that he began TO
laugh like the boy at a minstrel
show.
Say. old pal" he remarked hila-
riously. punching a cop in the ribs
don't that just beat alp"
Don't what beat all?" responded
the wondering cop. What's the
joke?"
Just look at that Teller on that
wagonI" replied the alfalfa party
pointing to the sprinkler. That
derned chump won't have drop Of
water left by the time he gets home'
Telegram
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EXECUTORS SAL
Valuable Real Estate
AT UNION MILLS. CARROLL
COUNTY, MARYLAND.

The undersigned, executor of the
last will and testament OF Priscilla
Bankert, late of Carroll county, de-
ceased, will sell at public sale, on the
premises, situate in the village of
Union Mills, Carroll county, Maryland,
on
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 2, 1915,
at ! o'clock ID m-, all that valuable lot
or parcel of land fronting 41A feet
On the Westminster and LittlestOEh
Pike, and running back 231 feet to an
alley, containing 3D. square perches of
land, more Oh less, and il improved by
a large two story frame weather
boarded dwelling house, with nine
rooms, a front and back porch, and
pantry, a summer house, hen house,
never failing well OF water at the back
door. This property adjoins the
property Of Ira G. Lawyer and others,
and is now occupied by William ]. F.
Stuard This property is favorably
located and is well worthy the atten-
ton of any person wishing to buy a
nice home. Anyone wishing to view
the said property can do so by calling
on Mr.. Stuard on the premises or the
undersigned.
Terms of Sale:-One-third of the
purchase money to be paid in cash on
the ratification of the sale by the
Orphans Court, one-third in six
months and the remaining One-third in
~ months from the day Of sale, credit
payments TO be secured BY the notes
OF the purchaser with approved -
curity, bearing interest from the day
or sale, Oh all cash at the option OF
the purchaser
Immediately after to above sale
the undersigned will sell the follow
ing personal property: rocking
chairs, 2 tables, chairs, ] bureau, ]
chest, / stand, bedstead and bedding
and other articles not mentioned
Terms OF sale as prescribed by the
Orphans Court
M. THEODORE YEISER, Executor.
William E. Warner, Auctioneer.
nov 26 At
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BY virtue OF the power Of sale con-
tanned in the last will and testament
OF Thomas Pickett, late of Carroll
county, deceased, OF record in the
Office or the Register Or Wills for
Carroll County in VIII Records Liber
G. MI P-, No. s, folio 237, and pursuant
To 81 order or the Orphans Court OF
Carroll County passed On the twenty
second day or November, 1915, the
undersigned, the executor named i'm
said will, will offer and sell 1T public
sale on the premises. on
SATURDAY, DECEMBER Is 1915,
az one o'clock D. m, all that valuable
farm situated in Carroll County,
Maryland, on the public road known
as the Cronk's Mill Road leading
from the Ridge Road to Cronk's Mill,
about a mile south of Taylorsville,
and about half mile from the rail-
road, containing 12S Acres, 8 Foods
and Perches of Land, more or less,
and improved by a good frame wealth
erboarded dwelling house, two and
one-half stories high, with eight rooms
and cellar underneath; two log
stables, one wagon shed, two corn
cribs, dairy, chicken house, and all
other necessary outbuildings. There
il "a new single roof on the residence.
There il a well or good water at the
house, and the property il under good
fencing and in a good state OF cultiva-
ton. 100 acres or this farm are un-
der cultivation, five acres are ln
meadow land, and 23 acres are in
timber, and 1t Is very desirable
farm.
Possession will be given on April !,
1915, and the purchaser will have the
right to the crops on paying the land
lords share Of the fertilizer and seed
wheat, IS will be more fully an
nounced on the day Of sale.
Terms of Sale:-One-third cash on
the day of sale, or on the ratification
thereof by the Court, and the residue
in two equal payments of one and two
years, or all cash at the option of the
purchaser. The credit payments to
be secured by the bonds or single
bills of the purchaser with sufficient
security, bearing interest from the
day of sale.
DAVID L. b. PICKETT,
Executor Of Thomas Pickett, deceased.
Bond e. Parke, Solicitors.
II. al Crawford, Auctioneer.
nov 20 At
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26
Has His Own Cage Now,

-Squabbling and fighting-there's
another very frequent cause or di-
vorce," said Prof III Watts IngersoIl
in an address before the Cleveland
Antidiyorce league.
4A man had been hailed before IA
Cleveland magistrate for nonsuppOrt
OR some such fault.
But lit me see,' the justice said.
aren't you the man who was married
fra cage Of wild, man-eating tigers
and leopards2'
Yes, your honor, Inn the man.
wa the reply.
Exciting, wasn't it, said the Jus
tice
well, your honor" said the man,
1t seemed SO then. 1t wouldn't now!'
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26
Some One Responsible.

An angry man entered The water Of
flee OF an eastern city the other day
and fiercely announced To the clerk:
1Sir, YOU en- send up and take
your old 49, meter cunt of my house m
This ~ not the 49, Office
'4It isn't2'
mo. sir. this is the water Office"
"Oh, III isI Well. then send man
up To my house AT once and turn tn
water OK, Inn not going 10 walk a
mile and half for nothing"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26
THE DEMoCRATIC ADVOCATE NOVEMBER 20. 1915
IN MEMoRIAM.

In loving remembrance Of or s3a. Robert j. II.
Martin, who departed this life four years ago 70
day. November oath. 1911
lin the graveyard quietly sleeping.
Where TIN h1Eers gently ~aTe-
Lie tn ON 49, loved I'd dearly.
I'm his quite. I1aasy grave
Four l0nE year, haFe pa=sAd-
Since w. were forced 5D paHt-
B1t rirn= n1r space - e'eE ArA4a
HI$ memory from 60 hearts,
BY HTs PARENTS
HR f# waiting by thA river
JU@r across rhe silTerE stream
Where sweet flowers are ever blOominEr
And the banks are ever green
BY HIs GRANDFATHER MARTIN
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WESTMINSTER, MD.
FRIDAY AFTERNOON, NOV. &c. 1915
Meeting of Directors.

The Board of Directors of The Demo
cratic Advocate Company will meet IN
the Advocate Office on
MONDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1915,
at %. m, for the purpose of declaring
the semi-annual dividend payable July
90 and to transact such business a. may
come before them
j. I'll BILLINGSLEA-
President
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SGte III Maryland. County of Carroll, s1-
#. All R Wordsworth. Cashier Or tine above named
Institu do Soemnly that the above state
ment II true 10 TIM best OF my knowledge and r.
lief
al r. WORDSWORTH. Cashier
Subscribed md sworn To before me this Goth day
OF November 1915.
BRADLEY q. LEATHERWOOD. Notary Public
Correct-Test-
VIM. III. ROBERTS.
BYRON g. DORSEY
JAMES WORDSWORTH
Directors.
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aPEP WITHOUT PURPOSE IS
PIFFLE- THERE'S PEP INV SMITH
a. REIFSNIDER'S COAL. Its heat
units they ask for I'm Coal now, mot
20 much price or good looks. Try
some OF this Coal next time.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26
RATIFICATION NOTICE
In til. Orphans Court of Carroll County.

In the Orphans Court of Carroll County
October Term. 1915.
Estate Of Andrew Drechsler. deceased.
On application, it il ordered, this END day Of
November 1916 that tho sale Of Real Estate of An
drew Drechsler. late Of Carroll County. deceased
made by George w. Drechsler. Executor of the
last VIII and Testament of said deceased and thig
day reported to this Court by the said Executor
De ratified and confirmed unless cause be- shown
day nf December. next: provided copy OF Thin or
c. be inserted for three successive weeks in Somu
newspaper printed and published in Carroll county,
next
Tho report Staten ths amount of salp to Nv
$S.O00.O0-
ROBERT W. KOONTZ,
HARRY K- SHAEFFER,
SAMUEL MILLER.
Judges
True Copy.-Tost:
WILLIAM ARTHUR,
nov26 81 Register OF Wills for Carroll County.
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SlIts Of Maryland County Of C1rToH. 80
l. c. E. Bankert. Treasurer of the above
named institution do solemnly that the above
statement is true to the best Of my knowledge and
belief
G. Z. BANKERT Treasurer.
Subscribed and sworn to before me thu 18th day
Of November. 1915
FRANK r. CASSELL. Notary Public.
COrrect-attest:
IRA O. LAWYER
GEORGE WV. YEISER, Directors
JOHN J. STEWART
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THE LARGEST ROOM IE THE
WORLD it'd THE ROOM FOR M-
PROYEMENT. we are improving our
service every year. The Coal we sen
II better prepared than amy Coal we
know OF. III you ARE looking for bet
ter Coal, try Smith q Reifsnider's.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26

Two stones resting on each other
in the River Tinto of Spain are soon
united by deposit which forms over
them.
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DATEFICATION NOTICE.

RATIFICATION NOTICE.
Ir the Orphans Court of Carroll County.
October Term 1915.
Estate Of Henry Sell, deceased
On application, it is ordered this END day of
November, 1915. that the sale of real estate of
Henry Sell. late Of Carroll county. deceased made
by William II. FiickinRer and Jacob NJ Rodkey
Executors. of the last will and testament of said
deceased. and this day reported to this Court by
the said Executors. be ratified and confirmed un-
less cause be shown TO the contrary on or before
the 4th Monday. 9th day Of December. next; pro
vided copy Of this order be inserted for three
successive weeks In some newspaper printed and
published In Carroll county. before the 3rd Mon
dry, 10th day of December. next
The report states the amount OF sale To he
$685.
ROBERT W. ROONTZ.
HARRY K. $HAEFFER Judges.
SAMUEL MILLER.
True Copy, Test.
WILLIAM ARTHUR,
ncv G7-St Register of wills Cor Carroll County.
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MO. 1853 EQUITY.

In the Circuit Court f0r Carroll County.
Edward O- Weant. Assignee uf MortEaRee. w.
George WV. Barber and Mary c. Barber.
Ordered this 25th day of November, A. D- l9l5.
that CHI account OF the Auditor filed in this cause
be finally ratified and confirmed unless cause va the
contrary thereof be shown or before Che l5th
4Ay OF December, next:prUvided N COPY OK this or
der be inserted for two successive weeks before the
last named day in some newspaper published in
Carroll County.
OSCAR ID. GILBERT. Clerk
True Copy. Test.
nov 2s-St OSCAR d. GILBERT. Clerk.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1915-11-26
DEPoRT OF THE CONDITION

Of The Union Mills Sau,ngs Bank of Car
roll County. Nd. at Union Mills. in the
State of Maryland. at the close Of busi-
ness November 10th. 1915.
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MO. 4840 EQUITY.

Tin tine Circuit Court for Carroll County.
William e. Freyman. et aI-, Plaintiffs. WIN. Helen
F- LoEun. et WILL, Defendants
Ordered thfs 26th dAy uf November. A. lid. 1915,
that the account nf Time Auditor filled in
thin cause he finally ratified and confirmed unless
cause Co the contrary thereof be shown ON OIL be-
fore the 18th. day OF December next. provided d
copy of thin order b. inserted for two successive
weeks before the Last named day I'm some news
pEper published i'm Carroll County.
OSCAR ID. GILBERT, Clerk.
True Copy.-Test.
noy26-2t OSCAR ID. GILBERT. Clerk
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dor SALE-A small Farm of about
IL so Acres, situated on Manchester
road, near Mexico School House.
Apply to
WILSON L. GROUSE or
VIM. T. LUCABAUGH,
at Lucabaugh's Mill, near the farm.
nov 26-3tH
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SYKESYILLE MARKET.
SykesviIle Lumber. Coal & Grain Co.
SrLez-iILa Nd Gnvarnhe- 10 1913
DEPoRr O. THE CONDITION

OH tAe Mount iiyg iSariHgs B1aE dt Mount
Afry- wv He STATE WI Maryland Gt the
ctasg gf business Norem6er 1Jfh- 1915.
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The submarine warfare has not ap-
peared up Salt River yet.
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DEPoRT o. TIE CONDITION

OF Ths Wood6iHe National Bank, AZ
Woodbine, in the State of MARYLAND, az
The close of business, Nor. IOth, 1915.
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WANTED!

Frailed Rye Straw at $500 per ton
N. /. GORSUCH SON CO.,
nov rs st Westminster, Md
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Our Advertisements Bring Results,
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OTHER STORE NEWS.
New and Pretty Crefonnes

For the making of neat and attractive
holiday gifts, also home draperies. All col
ors, in a variety of patterns, prices are 1Oc
to 25c yard.
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FXECUTOR's SALE
IL OF A
VALUABLE FARM

Near Taylorsville, Carroll County, Md
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In widths, Is, 16, IS, p inches, for the
making Of guest towels and embroidery
work; plain Weaves, neat figured patterns
with fancy borders, 25c, 28c, 40c, SOC yard.
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,Trespass Notice.

Jesse r. Matthews.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-12-25
Expressing the Best That Is In Us

Christmas day THINGS beautiful thoughts beautiful gifts
esend to their
n
human
mex % nce;andt ndug "a
too
to mkem b
lie
into acio rathr than w0ds
n o. era man.
aca makeCh hmasi
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-12-25
REsENTs CAvELL REFERENCE

Editor The Times: "All the
world was shocked numb by the
execution of one Englishwoman
by q German firing squad" reads
the military sentence of a
lengthy telegram, dated Ell Paso,
Tex, Dec. 30, and published In
the issue OF your esteemed paper
Of same date.
The peremptory manner the
"CavelI Case" has thus been set
forth Is apparently calculated to
preclude further discussion.
Nevertheless. the assertion is
and far-fetched, apart
from the pernicfpus motive which
ocfuaked the comparison of an ext
Gouoy, Justified by military neces-
~. with acts Of Wanfon brutality.
there are. Mr.. Editor. here In
x1<ona several thousand loyal
A11orlcan citizens who consider
1111 Infamous statements or
y ~ <ho foregoing Il fair nam.'
4 (amoabla affropt
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-12-25

Once the great statesman,
Gladstone, was cutting tree on
his estate. Two yokels each took
up a chip of treasure. when |
die. lads" said Sandy, this
chip'll go in my coffin!"
Sandy" said an old wife
standing near. "if thou'd worship
thy God as thou worship Glad
stone, thoud stand a better
chance of going where thy chip
wouldna burnt"
st. Louis man, operated on 131
times, sews and knits in hospital
to pass the time away. Maybe
he's another victim of profession
al curiosity)
QUITE so
Stout people are so seldom
guilty of any small meanness or
crime said the thoughtful indi-
vidual at the lunch country.
WELL" returned his pal, per
haps it's because 1t is 30 hard for
them to stoop to anything low"
Speaking of the new verb, "to
ford" Los Angeles vagrant, up
in court, defended himself like
this: I'm just poor, honest
forder. My wife an / couldn't
agree. dug out; and I've been
fording around the country ever
since" Hale.
NOW, ALL TOGETHER
Sing song of front seats, fiddles
start to whine;
Four-and-twenty chorus girls
standing in a line.
When the show is opened they
all begin to sing,
And not person in the house
can understand a thing.
Kansas City Journal.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-12-25
EDITORIAL PAGE---Iet the Truth Prevail!
INES CHRISTMAS SERMONThe Spirit of the Day Not Dead

is the O mlya
mo-
War will
SC dha dur
devastation o
the villa
in m O rea O.
Their IS Ten in of
h S found o
in
dmctt
o want ofmtera things
When the n mnh the nation there
departed
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(!!|||{||$'|] l ?|||I||
A CHRISTMAS CAROL
GEII44I:803E11Ul1

The message of the Christmas bells
Throughout the world is drowned
BY screaming shot and bursting shells
On Edrope's battle-ground!
What woeful sounds of human hate
Upon the breeze are borne;
What mourning millions sadly wait;
How many heartstrings torn!
o gentle Messenger of Love,
Sweet Child of Galilee,
Look down in pity from above;
Our hearts look up to thee!
That millions disregard the words
Which once proclaimed thy birth
To peaceful shepherds and their herds,
Good will and peace on earth!'
That people madly follow Cain;
That all earth s fertile sod
Cries out to thee of brothers slain,
Forgive us, Son of God!
That we have stumbled, Lord, we know;
Help us this Christmas day
To stem the tide of human woe,
And wash the blood away!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-12-25

o S o catch fire from on the
Wrap blanket ert the
n fpantp oining a
it t.
t n,w wrap it in arm blankets and all docOr
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-12-25
ALAS. POOR VENUS!

Corptossle-(At art museum)
Maria, the sign on that Venus
de Milo says "hands off," Now,
any fool could see that!
A Washington Judge has SEN
fenced 10 boys to attend Sunday
school for 10 Sundays as q PEN
atty for stealing cask of COM
munion wine from the basement
Of the church. (Lst's see, now
Is Washington dry?)
Gosh! Herman Feeblecorn of
Davenport. Ia, must feel out of
place in these days of bumper
crops!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-12-25
TRI.iBLE,s TEXT
CATCHING UP

Contending that the man is
measured by his thought life. Rev.
ID. II. Trimble will speak Sunday
night on Jesus Christ and the
Control of Thinking" A uniquel
feature of this fifth Happy Sun
day evening service will be a
group of songs sung in German
by Fritz Kloepper, baritone.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-12-25

challenge the best there is,
Intellectually speaking, among the
newspaper fraternity from Bangor
to San Diego and Nome to Key
West to prove the execution of
Edith Cavell more aggravating
than the execution of Mrs. Mary
K. Surratt.
OSCAR r. REDLICH.
Secretary Press Bureau, German
American League of the State
of Washington.