Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1915-02-12

Assessor. be succeeded in sailing away
numerous Kopecks in one corner Of
the Safe.
while In Chicago to buy bis Winter
Stock. he bargained for two days and
finally bought a Cottage Melodeon.
with the Stool thrown In.
Jennie would sit up and pump for
Hours at a time. happy In the knowE
edge that she had drawn the Capital
Prize In the Lottery 81 Hymen.
In the year 1856 there was some
Church Wedding at the County-Seat,
Frances. daughter Of Hiram and Jen-
ME. had knocked the Town Twister
when she came home from the Female |
College wearing Bangs and toting a
Tennis Racquet
All the local Gallants, with Cocoa
OIL in their hair and Rings on their
Cravats. backed into the Shrabbery.
Hiram had bought her about $500
worth OF Hauteur AZ the select Insti
tuition Of Learning. All she had TO do
was look at a villager through her
Nose Specs and he would curl up like
an Autumn Leaf.
A Cass from Chicago came 70 see
her every few weeks.
His Trousers seemed 10 be choking
him. The Pompadour was protected
by Derby Of the Fried Egg species.
II was the kind that Joe Weber helped
to keep in Public Remembrance. But
In 1886 10 was de Riseur, au Fait,
and la Mode.
Frances would load the accursed
City Chap into the high Cart and ex.
hibit him up and down all the Resi-
dence Thoroughfares.
On nearly every Front Porch some
Girl whose Father was not interested
in the First National Bank would peer
out through the Morning Glories st
the Pageant and then wrfthe like an
Angle. Worm.
The Wedding was the biggest thing
that had struck the town since Fore.
paugh stopped over on his way from
Peoria TO Decatur.
Frances was not a popular Girl, on
account of being 80 Uppish. 80 those
who could not fight their way in'o
the Church climbed up and looked
through the Windows.
The Groom wore a Swallow-Tail
Most of those present had seen Pic,
lures Of the Dress Suit. In the Fire
side Companion. the Gentleman wear
ing one always had Curls. and the
Wood Engraving caught him In the
act OF striking Lady in the Face
and saying Curse youi"
The Feeling at the County.Seat
was that Frances had taken a Des.
perate Chance.
The Caterer with Colored Help in
pected OF containing Liquor. the Jap
anese Lanterns attached TO the Naples.
the real Lace In the Veil. the glitter
ing Array OF Pickle-Jars. and a we'll
defined Rumor that most OF the Inn
ported fishers had been stewed. gave
the agitated Hamlet something 10 blat
about for many and many a day.
The Bachelor or Arts grabbed of
by the daughter OF Jennie and the
granddaughter OF Susan was the
owner OF Real Estate In the congeEted
Business District OF a Town which
came into Public Attention later on
through the efforts Of Frank Chance.
His front name was wIlloughby. but
Frances always called him Dear" no
matter what she happened TO be ss.rk
ing at the time.
Part OF State Street had been WIS.,
on to Willoughby. He was afraid to
sell, not knowing how to relngest.
So he sat back and played safe
With growing Delight he watched the
Unearned Increment piling up on ex.
cry Corner He began to see that he
would be fairly busy all his life. Jack.
ing up Rents.
The Red-Briek Fortress TO which he
conducted Frances had Stone Steps in
front and a secret Entrance for lowly
Tradespeople at the rear.
WiIlougbby and his wife had the
high courage of Youth and the Finan
cial Support OF ali the Money Spend
ers along State Street. so they start
ed In on Period Decoration. Each
room In the House was supposed to
stand for q Period. Seine OF them
stood foT a good deal
A few OF the Periods looked like
Exclamation Points.
The y0ung couple disreearded the
TolI-Gate Period and the Log Cabin
Period. but they worked IN every one
Of the I1oules until the Gilt furniture
| gave 0ut.
The delighted Caller at the House
beside the Lake would pass from an
East Indian Corridor through nj Early
Colonial Ante-2oom lnto = japanese
Boudolr and. after resting hie Hat.
would be escorted into the italian
Renaissance Drawing Room 10 meet
the Hostess. From thle exquisite
Apartment. which ate up one years
Rent Of a popular Buffet near Van
Buren, Street. there could be obtained
rayishing glimpse Of the Turkish
Cozy-Corner beyond. Including the
Battle-Axes and the Red Lamp.
Frances soon began 70 hob.nob with
the most deIicatessen Circles. includ.
ing Families that dated back 70 the
Fire Of 1871.
She was NOT at 81 Dizzy. even
when she looked down from the Noun.
tain Peak a her yappy birthplace.
1900 feet below.
willoughby turned out TO Be . salts.
factory Housemafs. His Voltage vas