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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-06-25
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tracts and kills all
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namental. convenient.
cheap. Lasts oil
OF
metal, can'tsptll or tip
over; will not sol. OF
injure anything.
Guaranteed effective
All ooloTo orssent
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-06-25

Corn Doing Well IN Union County.
Beresford.--In spite Of daily rains
the farmers are able to cultivate the
corn which Is coming on in hne shape.
Snail grain never looked better.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31
MY DOG.

From the Boston Transcript
He's just plain yellow; no blue ribbon"
breed.
In disposition-well, trife gruff
Outside his tried and true" His coat
is rough.
To bark at night and sleep by day his
creed.
Yet, when his soft brown eyes so dumb
ly plead
For one caress from my too busy hand,
| wonder from what far and unknown
land
Came the true soul, which in his gaze |
read.
Whence all his loyalty and faithful zeal?
Why does he share my joyous mood and
gay?
Why mourn with me, when | perchance
do mourn?
When hunger pressed why scorn a
bounteous meal
That by my side he may pursue his way?
Whence came his noble soul, and where
its bourn?
ANNA HADLEY MIDDLEMAs.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31
LABOR MEN TO AID
In REDUCING RATES

A special committee, to be appointed
by President Thomas McManus OF the
Central Labor Council to cooperate with
similar committees Of the Chamber of
Commerce and Business Mems Club in
investigating the excessive freight rates
on coal in Ohio, was ordered in a reso-
luton passed at the regular meeting of
the Council Tuesday night.
The coal miners, in their battle for
higher wages for the past several years,
allege that the trouble is traced back to
the excessive freight rates on coal ship
ped from the Eastern Ohio coal fields.
The high rate they claim, is big fac
tor in keeping the scale of wages SO low.
The Executive Committee of the
Council was also instructed to obtain
provisions for the relief of the miners
who are starving in the Hooking Valley
district. They will appeal to all labor
organizations in the city to donate
money toward the funds. When an
amount suitable to purchase a large sup
ply of provisions is obtained the COM
mittee will ship the food to the valley.
The relief will be sent in small quanti-
ties in order that its effect will be felt as
soon as possible.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31
LOCALS AFFILIATED.

Local No. SS6.
Meets 1st and Sd Wednesdays at Warsaw
ave. and Wells, Price Hill.
President, Wm Hinton.
Secretary, c. E. Simonson, 1924 Warsaw av.
Local Union No. so.
Meets every Friday at S. c. cor. Ninth and
PlIm SITS.
President, r. II. Siekmann.
Secretary, F. G. Hummel, OF Gest ST.
Local Union No. 3OS.
Meets every Wednesday at Central Turner
President, Vincent Doty.
Secretary, Edw Hammond.
Local Union No. 13 (Fresco
Painters).
Meets 1st and Sd Saturdays at 1929 Vine St
President John Marschen.
Secretary, o. Bester, s37 Armory ave.
Local Union No. 224 (Sign Writers)
Meets ed and 4th Fridays at Odd Fellows
Temple.
President, Wm Pott.
oeCittdIy, f. l.. lTeHdry, S4o4 SeeBar ave.
Local No. 3S7 (Glaziers).
Meets every Tuesday at Central Turner Hail.
President Oscar Sunker.
Secretary, Al Feldman Central Turner Hall.
Local Union No. PSI (NewpOrt)
Meets every Tuesday at H. W. cor. Tenth and
Ann sts, Newport
President Walter M. Byram.
Charles Brauch, 331 w. Eighth ST., New
port, Ky.
Local Union No. 23S (Covington).
Meets every Thursday at Workmens Hall,
122 Pike ST., Covington.
President, John II. Moorman.
Secretary. James A. Smith, 1888 Wheeler
ST., Covington, Ky.
Local Union No. 553 paper
Hangers).
Meets every Friday at sO2 Main ST.
President, Oscar Matthews.
Secretary, Alex Young, 500 Main ST.
Hardwood Finishers' Union No. S36
Meets lst and Sd Wednesdays at Central
Turner Hall, 14O7 Walnut st.
Secretary, Fred j. Dreyer, 1880 Clifton ave-
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31
BIG STRIKE THREATENED ON
BOSTON 4 MAINE.

Boston.-Four thousand employees of
the mechanical departments of the Bos
ton & Maine Railroad, including bridge
and building workers, roundhouse men
and signal men, have voted to strike
unless their demands for full pay for
Saturday half holidays is granted. An
nouncement was made by union officials
this afternoon that 95 per cent of the
votes cast were in favor of striking if
necessary to enforce the demands.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31
You Know.

The bride was telephoning to her
mother. Il wish you'd come over and
see me this afternoon" she said. I'm
awfuly lonesome. John has gone on an
outing with the men from his office
What sort of an outing?" asked her
mother. 'Is it basket picnic ?"
"No-o," replied her daughter. AS
near as | could make out they're carry
ing most of the provisions in bottles.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31
prOSperOuS.

Il never hear Colums c omplaining
about business depression"
81 should say not. He's an expert ac-
countant, and he's rushed to death
Strengthening out the books of firms that
have gone into bankruptcy"
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31
Primitive.

"Jiggers is always Dragging about his
camp in the Adirondacks."
Yes, know. He invited me up there
last year. He's got a nerve to call that
shack of his camp Why, he hasn't
even got electric lights in the place
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31
No Saving.

"Do you find that living in the coun-
try cuts down your expenses!
Not much. You see, every time
miss the five-fifteen have to take home
box of candy to square myself.
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Brotherhood Of Painters, Paperhangers
and Decorators Of America.
District Council.

Meets every Monday at s. c. cor. Ninth and
Plum
President, ]. Smith.
Financial Secretary, ]. c. Kunzelman, 21l5
Ailanthus.
Corresponding Secretary, Oscar Matthews,
92l w. Ninth st.
Business Agents, Phil Gasdorf and Samuel
Kelly, 80 +. Twelfth st. Phone, Canal
1850
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31
Just Think,

"There goes the man who invented the
self filling fountain pen
Gee! Wouldn't it be great if he
could invent self-fling pocketbook
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31
Glass Workers, No. o

Amalgamatcd Glass Workers, No. 8.
Meets 1st and Sd Fridays at ia E. Court ST.
President Geo. Rech.
Secretary Harry James.
Asbestos Workers Union No. 8.
Meets every Tuesday at 1913 Vine st.
President, Chas. Cassidy.
Secretarv, VIM. Cook III Finday st.
Business Agent John L. Ovens 1874
Kemper lane. Phone Canal 1854.
Bridge a. Structural Iron Workers,
No. II.
Meets every Monday at Central Turner Hall,
1907 Walnut St
President, Thomas Gearing
Business Agent Thomas McEwen, 20 z.
Twelfth st. Phone, Canal 1860.
Secretary, Bert Wagner.
Cement Workers No. 524.
Meets lst and Sd Tuesdays at Workmen's
Hall, 1918 Walnut ST.
Corresponding Secretary and Business Agent
Jos. Nolde, 20 East Twelfth st. Phone Canal
1860.
Composition and Asphalt Roofers,
No. 27.
Meets 1sr and Sd Wednesdays at 1918 Wal
Secretary, VIM. b. Jackson, 42s w. Sixth ST.
Electrical Workers No. 212.
Meets every Wednesday at 1873 Vine st.
President, ]. T. McFaddcn.
Recording Secretary, w. B. Slater, 2565
Trevor pl., North Fairmounr
Business Agent, Jos. Cullen; Office 20 Z.
Twelfth st. Phone, Canal 1860
FrescO Painters Union No. 1T.
Meets 1st and 3D. Saturdays at 1922 Vine st.
President, Charles Marx
Recording Secretary, John Mallos, sos Vine |
Financial Secretary, J. b. Schroeder.
Glaciers Union No. 3S7.
Meets every Tuesday at Central Turner Hall
President, Oscar Sunker.
Secretary, Al Feldman, Central Turner Hall.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31

JOS Nolde.
Warden-Jas. Mcl1ale.
Sergeant at-Arms-Geo. Koch.
Trustees-Thos Anderson, Philip
Gasdorf and Harry Smith
Hardwood Finishers' Union, S36.
Meets 1st and Sd Wednesdays at Central
Turner Hall, 1407 Walnut st.
President, Ben Bruins.
Secretary, Fred J. Dreyer 1880 Clifton ave
HOdcarriers' District Council.
Meets 1st and Sd Fridays at 131 Walnut St
President, Robert Price
Secretary, Philip Smith, 1717 Hughes ST.
Business Agent, w. T. Jackson, 30 E.
Twelfth st. Phone, Canal 1860.
HOdcarricrs' and Building Laborers'
Union No. 119.
Meets every Tuesday at 1918 Walnut ST.
President John w. Floyd.
Business Agent, w. w. Cordell, 30 E.
Twelfth st. Phone Canal 1860; Residence
Phone, North 433s.
1OucafflcfS' Union NO. lE7.
Meets I'd and 4th Fridays at Harvey and
Russell sts., Covngton
President, Martin Haggard
Secretary Philip Smith, 1717 Hughes St.,
Cincinnati.
HOisting and Portable Engineers
No. 114.
Meets every Wednesday at ia L. Court ST.
Secretary, VIM. Murphy 234 +. University
ave. Mt Auburn.
Business Agent Roy Herbert, 90 E. Twelfth
ST. Phone, Canal 1860.
Lathers' Union No. AZ.
Meets every Wednesday at 2l7 w. Twelfth
President, Charles Case.
Secretary, Harry Huber
Business Agent, Edw. Lane, 20 L. Twelfth |
st. Phone, Canal 1860.
Workers Union No. 2S.
Meets I'd and 4th Tuesdays at 1918 Walnut
President, Joseph Foster.
Secretary, A. ]. Streatch, TAI Richmond ST.
Mosaic Granite-Terrazzo Layers and
Helpers Union No. 1854.
Meets 2d and 4tl Tuesdays at 1918 Walnut
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31

THE LABOR ADVOCATE
President Dante Bertoncni.
Secretary, Carlo Rossi, 1241 Martin st.
Business Agent, Dante Bertoncini, 9s1 Pa
vilion st.
Painters District Council.
Meets every Monday at S. G. cor Ninth and
Plum sts
President, Chas. Lohrum.
Corresponding Secretary Oscar Matthews,
921 W. Ninth st.
Business Agents, Phil Gasdorf and Samuel
Kelly, 90 E. Twelfth st. Phone, Canal
1850.
Painters Union No. $50.
Meets 1st and Sd Wednesdays at Elberon
and Beach aves., Price Hill.
President, l.. A.. Dittman, 1904 State ave.
Secretary, VIM. Won Strobe, 3oi1 w. Sixth.
Painters Union No. S36.
Meets 1st and Sd Wednesdays at Central
Turner Hail.
President, Herman Biedenhorn.
Secretary, Arthur Ludlow, 953 f. Third ST.
Paper Hangers Union No. 553.
Meets every Friday at sO2 Main st.
President, Oscar Matthews.
Secretary, Alcs Young, S02 Main ST.
Painters q Decorators No. 23S.
Meets every Thursday at Workmen's Hall,
1922 Pike ST., Covington.
President John H. Moorman.
Secretary James A. Smith, 1888 Wheeler
ST., Covngton, Ky.
Painters 4 Decorators No. 3OS.
Meets every Friday at 1919 Vine ST.
President Vincent Doty.
Secretary, Ed. Hammond.
Painters Il Decorators No. 251.
Meets every Tuesday at n. W. cor Tenth and
Ann sts., Newport.
President, Walter NJ. Byram.
Secretary, Chas. II. Mehring. 421 Washing.
ton ave, Newport.
Painters 4 Decorators No. so.
Meets every Friday at S. e. cor Ninth and
Plum SITS.
President, X. r. Siekmann.
Secretary, +. G. Hummel, OH Gest ST.
Plasterers' Association No. L.
Meets every Monday at n. W. cor. Fifth and
Central ave.
Plumbers and Gasftters No. So.
Meets I'd and 4th Tuesdays at Transfers
Hall.
President, Frank Tweedie.
Secretary and Business Agent, Thos Ander.
son, 30 +. Twelfth st.
Sheet Metal Workers Local No. 2S4
Meets every Friday at Vine and Mercer SITS.
President, Aug. Grimes 1910 Fernwood ave-
Secretary, A. l.. Brooks, 613O Prentice ST.
Sheet Metal Workers No. 346.
Meets I'd and 4th Fridays at 21o2 Central
ave.
President, Lawrence McGi 212O Vine ST.
Secretary, Henry Wahl, 254G Farview ave-
Sheet Metal Workers No. ~.
Meets I'd and 4th Mondays at 1876 Pike ST.
Covington.
President George Rice, 1924 Banklick ST.,
Covington.
Secretary, Chas. Whitcomb, G33 Main ST.,
Covington.
Sheet Metal Workers No. III.
Meets every Monday at s. W. cor. Twelfth
and Walnut SITS.
President, Fred Hook, 30 +. Twelfth ST.
Recording Secretary, Matt Enyart, oOs
Maple ave.
Sign Writer'S Union No. 224.
Meets 2d and 4th Fridays a, Odd Fellows
Temple.
President, ]. Mack
Secretary, +. l.. Trenary, 24si Seegar ave-
Business Agent Charles Lohrum, 30 f.
Twelfth ST. Phone, Canal 1860
Stcamfittcrs' and Helpers Associate
GU. Al, No. 392.
Meets lst and Sd Fridays at Cosmopolitan
Hall.
President Thos. Coina.
Secretary Business Agent, Philip Fischer,
20 +. Twelfth st. Phone, Canal 1860.
Stonccuttcrs' Association.
Meets lst and Sd Tuesdays at S. W. cor.
Twelfth and Walnu, SITS.
Secretary, Jas. +. Stockton, 37lO Toilette
ave.
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The Labor Advocate Official Organ
"a Thoms Building. Phone Canal SSH
OFFICERS OF THE COUNCIL

President-Jos. A. Cullen
Vice President-Phil. Fischer.
Recording Secretary and Business
Agent-Fred Hook, 30 E 18th ST,
Phone Canal 1860.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31
Painters Union No. $50.

Meets 1st and Sd Wednesdays at Elberon
and Beach aves., Price Hill.
President, l.. a. Dittman, 1904 State ave
Secretary, VIM. Won Strobe, 3Oi1 w. Sixth.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31
Paper Hangers Union No. 553.

Meets every Friday at sO2 Main ST.
President, Oscar Matthews.
Secretary, Alex Young, sO2 Main st.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1915-07-31
Painters Union No. S36.

Meets 1st and Sd Wednesdays at Central
Turner Hail.
President, Herman Biedcnhorn.
Secretary, Arthur Ludlow, 953 E. Third st.
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Painters & Decorators No. 23s.

Meets every Thursday at Workmen's Hall,
1879 Pike ST., Covington.
President, John II. Moorman.
Secretary, James A. Smith, 1888 Wheeler
ST., Covington, Ky.
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President, Dante Bertoncini.
Secretary, Carlo Rossi, 1241. Martin st.
Business Agent Dante Bertoncini, 9s1 Pa.
viIion st
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Local Union No. 3OS.

Meets every Wednesday at Central Turner
Hall.
President, Vincent Doty
Secretary, Edw. Hammond.
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Painters District Council.

Meets every Monday at S. e. cor. Ninth and
Plum sts
President, Chas Lohrum.
Corresponding Secretary, Oscar Matthews,
921 w. Ninth ST.
Business Agents, Phil Gasdorf and Samuel
Kelly, 30 E. Twelfth st. Phone, Canal
1860.
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Local Union No. so.

Meets every Friday at S. e. cor Ninth al
PlIm sts
President r. II. Siekmann.
Secretary, +. G. Hummel, OF Gest st.
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Local No. $50.
Meets 1st and Sd Wednesdays at Warsaw
ave- and Wells, Price Hill.
President, VIM. Hinton.
Secretary, c. E. Simonson, 1894 Warsaw av.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-15

llyid, trembling. are herded into the
courtyard of house, under guard of
the sergeant major and twenty men.
They viii be we'll guarded.
But what is this? Crash! Booooom!
They are opening fire with their artil-
lery upon the village. The captain
comes running,
Corporal, what are you loafing
there for? Find the major and ask
for orders!'
I go running. aimlessly. The ma
1or? Where Is he? Bodies, bodies
everywhere. Wounded men who whim-
per, helmets, knapsacks, rifles, strewn
about. Blood everywhere-on the
walls, on the doors, on the paving
stones. Cries, shouted orders, the
plants of the wounded. A stream
of injured men looking for the sur
geon.
Somewhere bugle blows the as
sembly and rush through the wound
ed, who are patching themselves up
as best they can, some dragging a
leg. some with arms in sings.
THE major? Where is the
major?'"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-15
Cyclone Was Playful.

The great atmospheric freak that
has hit California for many months
struck the walnut grove on the Phil
lips ranch west of Pomona. It took
the form of a small cycone and played
a remarkable prank.
In one spot eight English walnut
trees were uprooted. The eight formed
almost perfect circle and the ninth
tree, which stood directly in the CEN
ter, was left standing, although the
ground around it shows that the roots
were torn loose from the earth
Forty-three mature walnut trees
were uprooted in the Phillips grove by
the same storm. The twister also lift
ed the cap from the manhole on top
Of the Phillips ranch house, and few
miles farther west 1t passed through
a big walnut groove, uprooting every
tree In one row and not turning leaf
on any Of the others.-New York Sun.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-15
APPENDIX IS HIS "BAIT"
The "Doc" Operates on "BiII" Then
Goes Fishing and "Blll" Is
Angry About 1t.

Smith, La.-Bill Case is mad. He
says that 1t is all right for Doc
Holmes to be fisherman, but he IL
be doggoned If Doc didn't carry 1t too
far with him, and that he is entitled
to the observation-disclosures trout
Doc caught yesterday.
Bill and Doc went fishing the first
two days OF the season and brought
in nice catches. A couple OF days
later Bill was taken sick.
His wife called up Doc on the phone
and caught him just as he was start
ing fishing. Doc hustled over to
Bills house. He diagnosed the case
as appendicitis, got out his 1nstru-
ments, performed the operation, got
Bill back to bed and hurried off to go
fishing
He came back to see how Bill was
doing and brought in the big trout to
show his patient. who nearly had {;
relapse. Now Bill declares Doc just
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-15
"BOX CAR ANNIE" is BACK
Woman Hobo Calls Again for Drug
Cure at Hospital in Kan
sas City.

Kansas City, .Mo.-"Box Car Annie"
is back at the General hospital again,
seeking second trial of the drug
cure. 1t was in March, this year, that
the stringent enforcement of the fed
eral drug act sent the woman hobo
to the City hospital. After taking
the cure she "bummed" her way south,
visiting Oklahoma, Louisiana and
Texas.
A few days ago she felt the old de-
sire for drugs coming back to her and
Immediately started north for Kansas
City where, she said, they have a
fine bunch to help you"
Maggie Draper, alias Annie Smith,
alias BOX Car ANNIE" is thirty years
old and well-known character in the
western part of the United States.
She has been professional hobo for
about twelve years.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-15
LIFE IN HIGHEST ATTITUDES
Hard for Newcomer to Adapt Himself
to Conditions Prevailing on "Roof
Of the Continent"

Prof Alsworth Ross Of the Univer-
sity Of Wisconsin, in an article in
the Century Magazine entitled, Peru,
the Roof Of the Continent" tells of
the difficulty Of merely sustaining life
in the higher attitudes among the
Andes. He says:
Life at Cerro de Pasco, nearly a
league up, Is as trying as life under a
diving bell at the bottom of the ocean
The newcomer gasps for air like a
stranded fish, and wakes up at night
gulping mouthfuls out of the thin at
mosphere. Three quick steps put you
out of breath, and after climbing a
flight of stairs you must sit down for
rest 81 know" painted a tender
foot" 'how I'll feel when I'm eighty"
No employee is sent up by the COM
pany unless he has passed a physi-
cal examination, but occasionally one
gets blue in the face and has to be
sent down forthwith. Thus the Inca
Chronicle often has such items as
Jake L., who returned here last April,
has been sent home with his heart
machinery in bad shape"
The young fellows play tennis and
ball, and even indulge in track ath-
letics; but the pace must be very
slow. Singing is not popular, for you
cannot get the breath to hold a note.
Pneumonia is sure death here with
In 4S hours, SO that the sufferer must
be rushed down to the sea level in
a special train that costs the COM
pany $500. The typhoid patient, too,
must flee, and the northern women
must descend to Lima to bear their
babies.
The mining company's Americans
are usually big, athletic, deep-chested
men, strong Of jaw, sinewy of grip,
and masterful Of manner They are
well paid and looked after, but too
many of them squander money and
vitality in fighting off the demon OF
loneliness.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-15
RETURNS WAR TIME HYMNAl
Creek in Civil War Reaches
Owner,

Oconomowoc, visa small, we'll
worn hymnal, one of those issued to
the troops in the great Civil war of
1926, and which was lost on the
battlefield of Peachtree Creek, Ca,
has been returned to its owner, Fred
erick c. Will of Oconomowoc, who
served as first sergeant of Company
B, Twenty-sixth Wisconsin Volunteers
during the war.
The book was returned by George
Stacey of Norwalk, O., a member OF
Company d, Sixty-f1fth Ohio Volun
teers, who found the little book on the
battlefield.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-15

A woman can dab little powder
on hers, but man must wash his
neck.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-15
CLEAR YOUR SKIN
BY Daily Use of CutIcura Soap and
Ointment. Trial Free.

You may rely on these fragrant
supercreamy emollients to care for
your skin, scalp, hair and hands. Moth
ing better to clear the skin of pimples,
blotches, redness and roughness, the
scalp of dandruff and itching and the
hands of chapping and soreness.
Sample each free by mail with 32-p.
Skin Book. Address postcard, Cuticura,
Dept Y, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-15
SINGS WAY OUT OF COURT
Scot With Burr in His Speech Is
Told Not to Let 1t Happen
Again.

Chicago.-Joseph McGilloch has a
burr in his speech that betrays his
Highland ancestry, but he sings
He stood before Judge Rafferty, and
heard him say, zone hundred dollars
and costs"
McGilloch smiled rueful smile.
Then he was moved to song.
stop your ticklin', Jock" he sang
with a chuckle.
Judge Rafferty's eyes twinkled.
Go" he said, but don't let 1t hap
pen again"
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Average Life of an officer.

LondonIt has been figured out
that the average life of British off
Ger once he reaches the firing line is
only 20 days; cavalry horse lasts ten
days in actual fighting and an auto.
mobile about one month.
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All at the Party.

"Oh, mother, 1t was the incest party
l was ever at"
What did you have?"
1--WE had cake, ice cream, fancy bon.
bons, caramels and-and-"
"And what else?"
"And stomach ache"
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or Course Not.

Beauty is only skin Deep"
That's enough. You only want to
kiss peachy cheek. You don't want
to bite it."
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PLANNING for REVENGE.

Mother, dear, do you really mean
that / can marry Jack DeMutt?" ex-
claimed the fair maid, in surprise.
II d." answered the mother. you
have my unqualified permission"
"But only yesterday" said the dear
girl, you forbade me to even see him
again!"
well, 1 have reconsidered the mat
ter" explained the mother. Il still
have bitter grudge against him, and
for that reason I am anxious to be-
come his mother-in-law. Seer"
A few hard cases are apt to make .
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-15

A few hard cases are apt to make .
lawyer case hardened.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-15
Initiates BilIy Sunday.

Peekskill, n. Y.-Miss Elizabeth
Umberfeld fractured her arm while
showing her friends some gymnastics
she had seen Billy Sunday do.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-15

operated on him to get his appendix
for bait and that he caught that big
trout with it.