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The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
RESIN0L BEGINS TO HEAL
 SICK SKINS AT ONCE

inol ointment is doing you good. You KNOW it is, because the first applica- tion stops the itching and your tor tured skin feels cool and comfortable at last. Why don't YOU try this easy resinol way to heal eczema or similar pimples, too, and is a valuable house. hold remedy for sunburn, poison-ivy, cuts, sores, burns, chafngs, etc. It has been prescribed by doctors for 20 years and contains nothing that could irritate or injure the tenderest skin. Sold by all druggists.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
DRIVER WAS BUSINESS MAN
saw More Profit in Hauling Stranded Automobilist Than In Selling Him
 Gasoline.

Mack Sennett was going to the San Dlego fair in his car About three o'clock in the morning, and twenty miles from nowhere, Mack found that his supply of gasoline had given out.
 There was nothing to do but sit by the side of the road and wait for some thing to come along, which Mack pro- ceeded to do. He had waited but a 1ew minutes when he heard the sound or wheels on the road and soon a wagon was distinguishable in the dark.
 There's ten spot in it if you haul me to town" hailed Mack
 The driver readily consented and Mack settled down for a three-hour ride. They were drawing into a little burg when Mack remarked that it was rather early for the driver to be on the road.
 Yes" he replied, but I have to start early to get around to all my customers"
 And as Mack handed him the ten spot for his work, the man continued: You see, 1 peddle gasoline to the stores in the small towns around here. e."-Photoplay Magazine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
licht More Beneficial Than Heat.

When rays of light fall upon the skin of our bodies, which is translu- cent, the greater part of them are ar rested some by one layer of the skin, some by another and still others are not stopped until they have penetrated the subcutaneous tissues. This arrest of the light rays produces radiant heat, which has higher penetrating power than convection heat as gene rated by a hot water bag or poultice, for instance.
 E. c. Titus in an address before the Illuminating Engineering society, said that such heat penetrated two inches or more, while convection heat was ex- cited principally on the surface.
 This is why electric light baths and sun baths are so stimulating to the or gans of elimination, especially the skin and kidneys, and so beneficial in so many diseases.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
CLEAR-HEADED. so nookkeePer Must Be Reliable.

me chief bookkeeper in large piAess house in one of our great s'ern cities speaks of the harm tee and tea did for him:
 wy Wife and I drank our first cup rostum a little over two years ana we have used it ever since, tue entire exclusion of tea and ee. It happened in this way:
 hao an attack of pneumonia, VI leIt me with dyspepsia, or neu- la oi the stomach. My cup of
 had always been coffee or tea. pecame convinced, after time, taey aggravated my stomach ie' happened to mention the el to my grocer one day and he eSted that I give Postum a trial. @ seAt day it came, and we liked it uon that We will never change ior l am a well man today and used no medicine.
 y work as chief bookkeeper in f@y oos branch house here is of a cumming nature. During my cof- urinking days I was subject to ou'hess and the blues in addi- eo my sick spells. These have ue since l began using Postum can conscientiously recommend 'nose whose work confines them ne ?, hours of severe mental exer- "e given by Postum Co.,, Battle A; Mich. Read "The Road to vllie'" in pkgs.
 .uin comes in two forms:
 s,um cereal-the original form Vt well boiled. 15c and 25c pack .ant rostum-a soluble powder yves quickly in a cup of hot wa lia; with cream and sugar, makes SOc tins.
 Aihus are equally delicious and has %uout the same per cup.
 Reason" for Postum.
 -sold by Grocers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
Ie and the British Have Sweet Tooth.

Pe and the British Have Sweet Tooth. Britons have the sweetest tooth, and |mericans come next, if the statis- les for consumption of sugar mean hything An Englishman eats annu- [y 92.4 pounds, an American con- bmes 79.2 pounds. In Denmark the ferage consumption is 72.6 pounds fr capita; in Switzerland it is 55 Punds; in Germany, Holland, Sweden Id Norway it is from 39 to A (unds; in France, 35 pounds; in flgium, 33; in Austria, PAP; in Rus
 } ls.S; in Portugal, 15.4; in Spain,
 d Turkey, Il; in Italy, Bulgaria, pumania and Serbia, from 6 to ' |unds.
 The principal reasons for these vari-
 ons is found in the relative high |ss or lowness of the customs duties sugar and on the things with which [1s commonly coffee, tea,
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
More Words Followed.

"Pm a woman of my word," said Mrs. Prebscomb, with an air of final ity.
 Indeed you are, my dear," said MT. Prebscomb.
 When I go out don't come home and tell an improbable yarn about where I've been"
 No, you don't my dear" replied MT. Prebscomb mildly, "but that may be due to the fact that I have never had sufficient courage to ask you where you have been."
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
''I know what Father likes best''

FvEN the children know that 1 Arbuckles' Coffee gets the big gest welcome at the breakfast table.
 It is the popular favorite every where. More of 1t is used than any other packased coffee. Think what this means.
 In America we drink more coffee than does any other nation. Last year oo,ooO,ooO lbs. of coffee were brought here. Think of all the diff ferent kinds of coffee-the different varieties of flavor this represents.
 For their favorite coffee, the peo- pie of this country have chosen Ar buckles. For nearly fifty years they have shown their preference for this coffee. In one state last year four times as many pounds of Arbuckles' were used during the year as there
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
Boston's Adyantaue.

Mrs. Gotham-But your streets in Boston are so crooked.
 Mrs. Hubb-And yours in New York are so straight.
 ''But aren't straight streets an ad- vantage?"'
 Why, no. Now in Boston one can walk and walk and get some place, but in New York you can walk and walk and get nowhere"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
JUST ONE BONDS
 PILL AT BED TIME

will relieve that disagreeable Head ache, Sour Stomach, Dizziness, Coat ed Tongue, due to an inactive Liver. Don't take Calomel, Bonds Pills are far better, and they will remove the cause. You wake up we'll. 25c. All druggistS.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04

were men, women and children in the state. And the demand is con- stantly increasing.
 Have you tried it lately? Before you serve another breakfast, go to your grocer's and get a package of Arbuckles' Coffee. Taste its rich, satisfying flavor and know why more of it is used than any other packaged coffee.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
Incidental Advertisino.

Fl suppose you think that if you andon your old party you will deal the finishing blow?" 'Not necessarily" answered Sena- Sorghum. My leaving it may help
 a little by calling attention to the t that it still exists"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
Whenever You Need General Tonic
 Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless chill Tonic is equally valuable as Gen. eral Tonic because 1t contains the well known tonic properties of QUININE and IRON. It acts on the Liver. Drives out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds up the Whole System. 50 cents. - Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
How 1t Happened.

q can't do fool thing with that dern camel" growled Noah, as he came into the cabin for supper.
 What is the matter with him?" asked Mrs. Noah.
 Why, he didn't like the quarters I gave him, and he got his back up about it, and he can't get it down again." replied Noah.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
Make your coffee earn
 lovely gifts

Save the signature on every Arbuckie wrapper. Get beautiful, useful gifts-arti- cles y ou have always wanted. Arbuckles' premiums are almost as famous as Ar buckles Coffee. In noneyearweg gave away over million of one premium alonei Send for our big Premium Catalog showing l5o of our most popular premiums. Write today to Arbuckle Bros., 7l-X-3 Water St., NY
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
SubtIeties of Expression.

Music expresses more than lan- guage can convey" remarked the en- thusiast.
 That's right" responded the ordi- nary person. T can whistle lot of tunes whose names I couldn't pos sibly learn to pronounce"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
His Guess.

F1atbush-Did you ever hear llng owl cry at night? fensonhurst-Oh, yes. what do you suppose makes it cry
 long?"
 refhaps it's father is walking the pr with it.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
Differentiation.

Small Boy-You have to be both, don't you, Miss Oldgirl?
 Ancient Family Friend-What are you talking about, Willie? Both what?
 Small Boy-Why, ma says you're no chicken and pa says you're an old hen.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04

A woman is willing to pity her un. fortunate sisters, but she draws the line at forgiving them.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04

Trouble maintains branch office In every home in which there is loafng man or a gossiping woman.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04

Doctors say that worry kills more people than work-probably because more people worry than work.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
Strictly Up to Date,

How old is your baby brother, lit tie girl?"
 He's a this years model"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
CuItivatinu Reasons,

That man certainly does cultivate country acquaintances"
 "He has good reasons. He sells plows."
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04

Wash day is smile day if you use Red Cross Ball Blue, American made, therefore the best made Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
Exceptions.

Stone walls do not a prison make" " How about the ones around jails?" American.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04

POSITIONS Without a supply of Aliens Foot Ease. the antiseptic powder to be shaken into the Shoes. or dissolved in the foot-bath. The Standard Remedy for the feet for 25 years. It gives instant relief to tired aching feet and prevents swollen, hot feet Ono lady writes: Y enjoyed every minute of my stay at the Expostions. thanks to Aliens Foot-Ease jp my shoes Get it TODAY. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
he Place.

You say you were stung lately?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04

If we were to refrain from talk ing about our neighbors, fewer of us would be afflicted with talkitis.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
Everybody Satisfied.

"I see where another baseball player has been fined for having a row with all umpire
 Do you sympathize with him?"
 Not at all My observation is that the average player who is fined for assaulting an umpire feels that he got his moneys worth"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
Quite Eittinu.

"I am going to have an old beau as the hero of this story"
 What a dandy ideal"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04

Some men look for argument, oth. CTS for chance to talk uninterrupt- edly.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04

It is easier to call a man a liar than it is to prove it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red. Weak. Watery just Eye comfort. Write for Book of the Eys by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co.,, Chicago
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04

Most of the things postponed until tomorrow could have been done today.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
The Excentinn-

1.-Two is company" quoted the Sage. Unless they happen to be husband and wife" corrected the Fool.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04

Opposite Cause and Effect T have such a poor appetite, doc tor"
 That's too much rich food"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-06-04
INTERNATIONAL. SUNllXyS0l0OL
 LESSON
 |6y E. Q. SELLERS, Acting Director of sunday School Course of Moody Bible Institute, Chicago.)
LESSON FOR JUNE 6
NATHAN REBuKES DAVID.

LESSON TEXT-II Samuel 11:22-12:7a. Gol1DEN TEXT-Create in me clean heart o God.-Psalm 51:10
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17
Parole Revoked

Bob Magruder failed to appear
before the November circuit
court and make a showing of his
observance Of the conditions of
his parole, but on the contrary,
Judge Lamb was advised that
Robert was hobnobbing with the
same old gang in Kansas CITY
and under an assumed name.
The court ordered the sheriff
to appreEcnl and take the cul-
prit to the penitentiary to serve
his sentence of seven years and
accordingly Sheriff Hurt went to
Kansas City, found the victim of
his own folly and conveyed him
to the pen last Friday.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17
Sawed OFF Fingers

Edmond Littler of near Pee
Dee had Il misfortune to lose
two Of the fingers on his right
hand Monday, He and others
were engaged saving wood at
Mr. Hendersons in CockrelI
township when Edmond in SOME
way got his hand on the saw
which practically cut off the
first aud second fingers and
lacarated the third and the
back Of his hand. One Of our
surgeons amputated the two
fingers and the bones in the
back of the hand and patched
the third finger so that it will
count.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17
Elliott Case Compromised

The case of Mrs. Sarah Fran
els Elliott which was tried on
Oct. 25 before a jury which dis
agreed was submitted to the
probate court by council for
each side Monday on an agreed
state of facts on which the
court found her to be a person
of sound mind.
The financial differences here
tofore existing between her and
her son Horace, were adjusted
by compromise between all in
terested parties.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17
MEXICO
Little or no change
White House Wedding

Our president will marry TO-
morrow, selected by Mrs. Norman
Gait, the lucky woman in the
case, RI. Rev. Luti4n Lee Kin
solving will perform the cete-
mony. His father performed
the ceremony for Mrs. GaIts
father and mother and it was
sentiment which gave the mis-.
sionary Bishop Of the Protestant
Episcopal Diocese Of Southern
Brazil the distinguished honor.
President Wilson is a Pres5yt-r-
in and Mrs. Call an Episcopal
ian. No. q word has escaped
tae bride o be c9ac ruiaE the
-y..5sra- ar any 0.le" particular
e..-p. ..4. the guests va Ue
lui5.. practically o. relatives
Washington society hes been
49, u lga aa2.. 2. -. sA9ea 4. g.
every BODY els. So mucn toe
oguer President Wilson and
Ms. Cali have not escapednews-
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Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17
CITIZEN PACIFIER
Henry Ford Undertakes World
Peace. Sails For Europe.
Passports Refused.

Henry Ford, the great fnanci-
er who has made millions out Of
his brand of automobiles, has
assumed That ne could accompl-
ish what PIvsi.eyt Wilson and
all other neutral heads Of neutral
nations have been unable to
bring about, hired a ship, assem-
b!ed ctergymon, repJcIsrs for
papers, a few women and other
people who fancy they can cut
some figure with crowned heads
and the eggtistic bunch have
sailed for Christiaua, at Ford s
expense, to do Europe aud stop
the war. The President denied
them passports to any county
engaged in the war, but that
deprivation was of no conseQu-
ence. Their Peace Ship, Oscar
ii has encountered storms and
violent differences Of opinion
among passengers amounting
to war on board. The majority,
including the host, wished anC
| did pass a resolution condemnina
President Wilson's views on pre-
paredness. The minority whC
were for the President reyolted
and were informed by Rev
Charles +. Aked VINO assume:
. to be the oig gun Of the eXpedi
ton, that they would be dump
ed 1t the first port the shil
cou.d land. Mr. Ford said the,
should not oe. II IS reported ina
cuss words were used in JhO
debate 90 the resolution to ra
gua.e lua admin .cal0n oel3r
banding and delivering an ultima
rlm 10 kings anI ampegots.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17
Church Reception

Pastor 4, F Haynes and bride
were tendered d reception Tues
day evening al toe Baptist
church BY number Of their
friends among the members.
Congratulations, songs. social
conversation and = splendid
lunch constituted the enioyments
Of the occasion.
The brides cake favored Paul
Harper with the ring, Miss Mar
ian White with the dime and Joe
Rucker with the darning needle
Rev. Haynes is popular with
his church and acquaintances and
Mrs. Haynes with everybody.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17
Marriage Licenses

S. P. Lingo to Zettie Wright.
Roy Barnes to Ruby Maddock, +,
R. Basket tool to Mary Sher-
man (col,)
Henry Meyer TO- Agnes Meyer,
Moses H, Parks 10 Mrs. Anna
Morgan.
Mayo Grace to Gertie Dooley.
Lon Wheeler (col.) to Eliza
Minor (col.l
H. w. Schultz to Mary Long.
Allen Jingle to Anna Imgarten.
John B. Cooke to Madge Tay,
lor
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17
Queerness Fashionable

To look in the mode, see that
your shoulders appear narrow,
that your coat flares, and your
skirt flares more. See that you
have pockets queerly placed and
queerly shaped, and sleeves that
boast some sort of unusual trim
ming. Your collar must tend to
ward the eccentric. Should you
balk here at Fashions word,
make it high, oh. very high, and
let it go at that"
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17

The past three days have been
such as to awaken reflection on
the beautiful summer and fall
snow, wind, rain, sleet, drizzle,
slop and slush to perpetuate old
and induce new cases of grippe,
Hog KILN time and such wealth
er.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17
TrpIett

Misses Catherine Moritz and
Geraldine Hooper visited .e
ChiiIicothe the latter part of lass
week.
A. T. Maddox arrived home
the first of che week from Hay
mes Kansas where he bad en-
ployment for several months.
Mrs. Frank Biggs is quite Ill
from pneumonia.
Mrs. Fanny Riley of Bruins
wick is visiting her sister Mrs
B. F. Fleetwood who is quite
sick.
The Ladies of the NJ. E. church
will hold their annual Bazaar at
the Odd Fellows Hall Dec Is.
Miss Irma Bonds visited her
sister Mrs. J. l.. Stewart OF
Hardin Mo. the latter part Of
the week.
Arthur Mahaney is reported
quite sick from typhoid fever.
Mrs. Clay Marsh who has been
quite sick from typhoid fever
for several weeks is improving
slowly. Her son, Joe Jim is also
sick from fever.
Misses Chris Hershey and
Francis Dempsey spent Saturday
and Sunday with Mr. and Mrs.
J. E. Dempsey,
Miss Eunice Sanders left
Tuesday afternoon for Moberly
where, she expects to become a
trained nurse.
(. Quite alot of sickness is re,
ported, almost everyone has the
grippe.
The Never Less Literary
Society will give a Christina,
program at the school house,
Thursday Dec. oath, Everyone
invited.
Jno. Reed is back home ,agair
after undergoing an operation a
the Woodland hospital at Mober
ly.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17

Ducks have made their ap-
pearance in the last few days
more ndmerously than at any
other time this duck season.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17

Ye c,litor was most agreeably
surprisj a Wednesday with, a
splendidg dressed l5O pound
porker, the giftof Mhsgrs. New
ton and Harry Long of Mendon,
We revel in sassage, ribs, back.
bone and iowl- don't like turkey
nohow.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17

H. J. J. Virts and J. A. Nc.
Cluhan of Triplett were in town
Thursday. They reported some
cases of grippe in their section
and that corn, had advanced to
70 cents.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17
QUIT CLAIM DEEDS

QOIl OIAlM DLEDO
Mary W. Shipp and Lucy c.
Jones, WIDOW 10 EIza cooper
pnt of S 2sw1417.54 Z0.6j
.................. .... $l.OO
Minnie f. Ford CsingI9 to
Louie BIienick e1-2s Sc l.4-3-53 IL
............ ..,....... ..''''' i2l.vU
S. Z. Sanders & VT to Hubert
r. Mason c IL Mo. anu e l-Z-9
and S II sw 10, and ne IA and
e II NV lG, west part sw nw Is
aIlin twp. 80 range Is. 81 90
James Oden and VT to J. B.
Campbell lots 10 and II block II
Sumner. .......,....... S450 OO
Mary E. Carter (single) to
| Fred f. Carter all Of an undiyid-
ed interest in tract Of land in
the northern division of the city
of Salisbury conveying exc the
right of the first party to use,
occupy and eniuy the rents and
profits from the above described
premises for and during her
natural life love etc.
Emma Given widow to vii.
liam Hammock 90 % off e end
60 2-3 off e end lots 6 & Z
and 60 2-3 #. off e end n IL lot
8 ir block 4 college place addi-
ton Salisbury, .........$ $500 90
Charles J. Himmelberg VT
10 Pike c. Bush sw So 23-52-l8
.................. S2l79.28
Fred 3. Weiss, single to John
,. Barnes ne Sw less q strip = rods
wide of OF n side nw sc and q
strip = rods wide oil west side
ne Sc also an undyed1.2illeeaa
1ia a strip 70 IT. vide to be taEen
! off South side of sw ne and of
of South side of west DO it. Of
Sc of said NV IA 50 that said
strip shall be continuous from
beginning Sec. 1877.
Juddle johnson ana wife 81 OC
and other valuable consideration
to Willard A. Jackson and
, Matilda jackson ne se-l-55 II.
except a strip 2 rods wide along
, the west side, containing IS
!, acres more or less. " $1,000 OK
= John Barns & VT to Fred B.
: Weiss " l-2 Sc 1-54.50 $l.00 anC
} other valuable consideration.
Mary Eberlein and Joht
Eberlein hus to Hermen Passig
s l-2 e 1-2 W 1-2 ne 1S-56-17. go.
" S4l2 6l
D. w. Benjamine Jr. and W
to David w. Beujamine Sr. ;
+ tract in southern div of Sails
bury. ....,.. .... o.. SbUO.U
r E. B, Kellogg (single) to Johl
Il F. Painter and wi lot 6 bl 2
4 Sumner. -. ..,...... $50. On
t Josephine Hart single t,
! Ferdinand Kaiser that part o
a 1-2 Sc 1l-53-2O lying 0
u Grand River AZ a. .. $6SO0.0 0
!, J. M. Barton and VT t
q Rhuben Dameron and VT lots 4
5 6 block 13 Dalton. $500
Joseph F. Thomas and VT to
c.. Newson and Marke j. New
n son NV sw 35-54-19. -. $780, 0
! L. A. Smith and wife to A. {
2 and Rosa G. Lampe n 1-2'IBe II
! So 20. 49,. =. 1,'s,$1.O 0
u Marriage Licenses
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17
Central Closed Xmas.

The Central Office will be clos
ed on Christmas day from IL
O'Clock until5 o'clock.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17

There are several weddings
hinted at. A scarity Of young
we men may overtake this city
soon
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17

There are a number of enter
talnments planned for Christ
mas. pnblic and private.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17
Real Estate Transfers
WARRANTY DEEDS

Clementine A. Hopper and
Harrison C. Hopper her husband
A. A. Whaley Fractional sw A.
35.55-2l. ~ . $4,000. 90
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17

Miss Agnes Wallace arrived
Sunday for a visit to her parents,
Capt. and Mrs. ]. G. Wallace.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17

Bud Wilson of Kansas City is
here this week.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1915-12-17

Capt. j. c. Wallace is confin-
ed to his room with a broken rib,
the result of the spill he got
from a cayuse a week ago.