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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11
ROAD TO HEALTH is
THROUGH THE KIDNEYS

No person alive is stronger than his
kidneys. The minute the kidneys be
come disarranged or clogged with
waste the warning is flashed through
out the entire system. The greater
part of all sickness today can be
avoided by keeping the kidneys work
Ing properly.
w. X. Wetick, the popular drug
gist, can tell you of many well-known
people in this city whom Solvax, the
standard kidney remedy, has restored
to health, often after they have tried
many other methods OF treatment
with little or no benefit.
There are hundreds Of people in
South Bend who were not the least
bit surprised when they read in The
News-Times that w. K. Wettick is
selling SOlvax on a guarantee to re-
fund the money in case il did not re-
heve. This remarkable kidney rem
edy is guaranteed to help the worst
case Of lazy. sluggish, or clogged-up
kidneys. or the general headachy. kin
kybacked, played out condition that
afflicts people suffering with kidney
trouble. SOlvax does not simply re-
lieve. 1t aims to cure.
The best kind Of advertising is the
praise of a pleased customer, and
there are hundreds in South Bend to-
day praising Solvax because it does
what it is advertised TO do. Not very
long ago they were afflicted with all
manner OF sickish. uncomfortable
pains and each day seemed 10 bring
with IL new ache in some other part
Of the body Since using SOlvax they
are once more bright and clipper and
able to enjoy life at its fullest with
no more fear OF suffering.
No other kidney remedy has made
such a large percentage OF cures as
SolvaN. II is so large that W. w.
Wettick is perfectly safe in standing
ready 10 refund the price ID any Gus
toner whom IL does not help. This
is a good time 10 get well and you
ought 10 take advantage of his offer.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11
RIVER PARK

The Ladies' Aid society of the Meth
Odist Episcopal church met Wednes-
day afternoon with Mrs Edward
Moritz s Twelfth ST The meeting
was opened with a short devotional
service, led by Mrs. MoritZ. During the
business session plans were partially
made for a chicken pie supper and
bazar to be held in South Bend some
time in December, and committees
were appointed to look after the va
rious booths. Plans were also made
to hold a pastry sale Saturday, Nov.
Is, at the Dixon and Locker store.
Mesdames Edward Moritz. s. c. Jud-
son and Meril Fisher Will have charge
Of the affair The next meeting will
be held Wednesday, Nov. Il, at the
home of Mrs. John j. Wolfe, $40 s.
Eleventh st.
The teachers and scholars of the
River Park school are preparing TO
give a Thanksgiving entertainment at
the school Nov. "a.
Al the regular monthly meeting of
the brotherhood of the Methodist
Episcopal church. Rev. 5. +. Jennings,
pastor Of the Free Methodist church
of Mishawaka, gave a pleasing ad-
dress. Stewart Penrod was elected
third vice president TO ill the vacancy
caused by the resignation Of Herbert
Smiley. The next meeting will be
held Monday, Dec. Is.
Rev. A. w. Smith left Thursday for
North Liberty to assist in the special
meetings being held at the Methodist
Episcopal church at that place.
W. r. Evans has returned from a
business trip through southern Indi-
ana and Kentucky.
Andrew Keck is ill AT the home OF
his daughter, Mrs. HAF. Brooks, n.
Eleventh st.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. Smeltzer have re-
turned 10 Elkhart after a visit with
Mr.. and RMS. a. +. Locker, y Eighth
ST.
William Mogle is erecting a build
ing on Clifford CT, north Of his home,
10 be used as a bake shop.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Roderick OF
White Pigeon. Mich. are guests OF Mr..
and Mrs. K. J. Roderick, 5.
Eighteenth St
Thomas Fleming Of Goshen was
here Wednesday transactins business
and calling on friends.
Miss Anna Stauffer, who has been
i'll the past three weeks. is able to be
out again.
Mrs. 5. W. Ericsson of Beaver Dam,
Wis. Is here visiting Mrs. l.. :.
Swally, S. Thirteenth ST.
Miss Mabel Snyder of Niles. Mich.
is here visiting Mrs. William Goers,
and sister. Mrs. Harry SchrOyer Of
Mishawaka- av-
Joseph Burke. s. Twelfth St. who
has been confined to his home the
past three weeks as a result Of rum
ming a rusty nail in his foot shows
Improvement.
Glass meeting OF the Free Methodist
church will be held Friday evening at
the church.
drill meeting OF the River Park
Boy Scouts Will be held Friday even
ing at the school house.
The social and supper which was 10
have been given By the official board
OF the NJ. r.. church Saturday even
ing. has been postponed a week.
Miss Anna Hawley has gone to Chi
cago TO spend a week with friends.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11

has returned from a weeks visit with
relatives at Chicago.
Walter Skowronski of Michigan
City is in the city on business.
Miss Anna Luther, Linden av.
spent a day at Mishawaka visiting
friends
George Luczesiak arrived here
Wednesday from Hamond for a few
days visit with relatives.
John Mielecld has returned to Mil
waukee after a brief visit here with
friends.
Adam weszykowski, n. Ford st.
has left for Detroit TO spend two
weeks with friends.
Miss Anna Lorniewicz returned
Wednesday to her home in Buffalo
after a few days visit here with
friends.
Andrew Brodkowski who has been
here for few days visiting with
friends, left today for Chicago.
Stanislaus Drowczyk, Phillippa St,
| has returned from Sandusky, where
he has been for the past few days
visiting with relatives.
Frank Popielski who has been here
on business. left today for Chicago.
Stephen Kubnierski. Walnut ST. left
this morning for Elkhart on business.
George MalkowicZ Of Lansing is
spending a few days with friends here.
Joseph Horvath of Detroit has ar
rived here 10 make his home.
Mrs. Lottie Witucki OF Toledo. and
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Slupecki OF Indian
apolis were in the city to attend the
funeral OF Mrs. Magdalena Witucka,
which was held Wednesday morning.
Rev. Joseph Zielinski, c. s. c. who
has been here to attend the wedding
of his brother, Sylvester Zielinski. left
for East Chicago Wednesday.
Anthony F1Orczynski has returned
20 Elkhart after few days visit here
with friends
Stanley KostrzycH. Colfax av., has
gone 10 Laporte to spend a few days
with relatives.
Miss Pearl Sywiech, ". Division ST,
has returned from a weeks visit with
relatives at Chicago.
Thomas I.akowsld OF Hammond is
in the city on business.
Walter DembowsH has arrived here
from Indiana Harbor 10 spend a few
days with friends.
Mrs. Helen Struszkowska of De-
troit is spending a few days with
friends.
Rev. Boleslaus Sztuczko. c. S. c..
has returned TO Chicago after brief
visit here.
The first private masquerade ball
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11
WILL HAVE DISCUSSION
ON MAKING OF BUTTER
Special Business Meeting of Grange,
Will be Followed by Consid-
Grafton of Problem.

A discussion on the making of but
ter will be held at the regular weekly
meeting of the St. Joseph Valley
grange this afternoon. The discus
sion will follow an extra business ses-
sion of the lodge which will be held
at 1870 O'Clock. Jerome Webter will
lead the discussion, which will deal
with the question of whether or not
butter should be made on the farm
or i'm the creamery, and which is the
best for the producer and for the
consumer
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11
MARRIAGES.

The marriage of Miss Florence Wit
kowska, s. Walnut St, TO Joseph
SZczepankOwski, was quietly solem-
nized this morning at $3.50 o'clock at
the st. Hedwige church. Rev An
thony Zubowicz, c. s. g, performed
the ceremony.
The attendants were Miss Agnes
Salata and Ignatius Korniewicz
Following the ceremony recep-
ton was rendered the newly married
couple at the home OF the brides
aunt, Mrs. NJ. LykOwski, S. Walnut ST.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11

evening by the Basket Ball boys. More
than 200 young people were present
The program OF dances was played
by Grontkowski's orchestra Refresh
ments were served. The feature of the
evening was the awarding Of prizes
for the best and the most comical cos
tunes. George KOrpal and Miss
Kazimiera Kalamajska received prizes
for the best costumes, while Harry
TOmaSZewska for the most comical.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11
DEATHS.

Mary Derdzinska, Il years old,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Derdzinski, Dundee St, died Wednes-
day evening at $50 o'clock after a
few weeks illness.
The funeral will be held Saturday
morning at O'Clock at St. Adelbert' ;
church Burial will be in St. Joseph
Polish cemetery.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11
PERSONALS.

Henry Pawlowski has returned TO
Gary after a business visit here.
Joseph SzymcZak Of Chicago is
spending a few days with South Bend
friends.
Miss Wilma Nifrady. ". Colfax av.
visited friends at Mishawaka We'd
nesday.
Stephen Wisniewski has left for
Joliet after a brief visit here.
Mrs John Krudlewicz, Prairie aY.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11
X X X X X X X X *Sc* X X 4
. NEWS OF INTEREST x
X TO POLISH CITIZENS y
X X X x X x x X =. X X X X X X ,
SOCIAL EVENTS.

The Lady Falcons z. Balicki, No,
1 will hold their exercises Friday
evening at z o'clock at Z. B. hall.
The military band of L. 3. Falcons
will hold its rehearsal Friday even
ing at 1880 o'clock at z. b. hall.
The exercises of NJ. Romanowski
Falcons will be held Friday evening
at Kosciuszko hall.
The tennis club of NJ. r. Falcons
will meet Friday evening.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11
Candy Favors

for Thanksgiving. Orders should
be sent in as early as possible.
We do not wish TO disappoint YOU.
Candies, salted nuts, etc, made TO
your order.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11
FUNERALS.

The funeral of Harry Michalak.
six-year-old son OF Mr. and Mrs Jo-
seph Michalak, w. Division St, who
died Tuesday morning was held this
morning at $50 o'clock at the St.
Hedwige church. Rev. Cashier
Truszynski. G. s. c.. Officiated. Burial
was in Cedar Grove cemetery.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11
Tomorrow and Saturday

will be the last two days We are
selling our regular Quality
First" 4Oc grade of Chocolates
at Csc.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11
Coats--For the Women
Wooltex Coats--Three Prices
Nov. IA to 20.

Special tomorrow and saturday at $500, $1s75
and $500.
Note. We have complete range of serges in this
lot and can fit you of extra size. All complete from
80 to 40.
Pompdour Coats, a very popular weave full or body
lined, Broadcloth with the popular fur trimmings.
ColorS are brown, black and navy
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11
Neckwear

Pretty Neckwear-juSt ar
rived, in colored ribbons and
Moline made high. The latest
idea, at $1.OO.
Chiffon Collars and Neck
RuffS with fur trimmingSt a
SOC and S1.00.
Chiffon Auto Wells, in all de-
sired shades, at SOC.
New colorS in Wool Scarfs
just came in, special at SOC.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11
Toilet Articles

Special prices for tomorrow
and Saturday only.
soc size Pompeian Massage
Cream, 39c.
soc size Pompeian Night
Cream, 35c.
De Luxe Ashes of Roses
Rouge, 25c.
1 10. pkg. Absorbent Cotton,
SOC value. Csc.
goth Century Cold Cream. soc.
BOca Bell CASTLE Soap. Zoe.
We are headquarters for fine
natural hair switches; can match
any shade
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11

The first private masquerade ball
was given in the 4. b. hall Wednesday
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-11-11

for men, in fancy stripes,
extra large and roomy, full
length, at SOC, 75c and
$1.00.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
SYRUP OF FIGS FOR
A CH|LD'S BOWELS
It Is cruel to force nauseating,
harsh physic into a
sick child.

Look back at your childhood days.
Remember the dose" mother insisted
on castor oil, calomel, cathartics.
How you hated them, how you fought
against taking them.
With our children it's different.
Mothers who cling to the old form OF
physic simply don't realize what they
do. The children's revolt is well-found-
ed. Their tender little "insides" are
injured by them.
II your child's stomach, liver and
bowels need cleansing, give only deli
cious California Syrup of Figs" It's
action is positive, but gentle. Millions
Of mothers keep this harmless fruit
laxative" handy; they know children
love to take It; that II never fails to
clean the liver and bowels and sweet
en- the stomach, and that teaspoonful
given today saves a sick child tomor.
row.
Ask at the store for 50-cent bottle
Of California Syrup Of Figs" which
has full directions for babies, children
of all ages and for grown-ups plainly
on each bottle. Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
GRANDMA USED SAGE TEA
TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR
She Made Up a Mixture Of Sage Tea
and Sulphur to Bring Back Color
Gloss, Thickness.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound
ed. brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruff, itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was to make 1t at home, which Is
mussy and troublesome. Nowadays,
by asking at any store for "Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy" you
will get large bottle Of the famous
old recipe for about SO cents.
Don't stay gray! Try It! No one
can possibly tell that you darkened
your hair, as It does 1t so naturally
and evenly. You dampen a sponge or
soft brush with it and draw this
through your hair, taking one small
strand at time, by morning the gray
hair disappears, and after another ap-
plication or two, your hair becomes
beautifully dark. thick and glossy
Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
NOT TO BE CAUGHT MAPPING
Uncle lobe Lived Up to His Reputa-
ton and tho Doctor Lost
His Bet.

There lives in a certain Vermont
town a quaint old character known
as uncle Tobe." who is 80 con-
sentative Of action and speech that 1t
is almost difficult at times to get any
thing definite from him. Uncle lobe,
like the Father OF His Country, has the
reputation Of never having told lie,
and In addition he is so cautious Of
statement that he has never been
known to tell an innocent untruth.
On one occasion his doctor, in con-
versation with friends touching Uncle
Tobe's characteristics, ventured to lay
a bet OF five dollars that he could cause
Uncle lobe to tell what wasn't SO. A
nelghbor promptly took the bet.
The doctor walked into Uncle Tobe's
house next morning, and while he was
talking with the old man, the neighbor
who had taken the bet drove up to the
gate. Uncle lobe went to see what he
wanted, and then the doctor, as he had
agreed to do, went out the back door
and hid in the barn.
Good morning, Tobe,' said tn WIS.,
itor. rs the doctor in your house!'
He was there when l came out"
said Uncle lobe.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
TAKE SALTS TO FLUSH
KIDNEYS IF BACK HURTS
Says Too Much Meat Forms Uric Acid
Which Clogs the Kidneys and
Irritates the Bladder.

Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like the bowels. get sluggish and clog
Ged and need flushing occasionally,
else we have backache and dull misery
in the kidney region, severe head
aches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver,
acid stomach, sleeplessness and all
sorts of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain in the kidney
region, get about four ounces of Jad
Salts from any good drug store here,
take tablespoonful in a glass of
water before breakfast for a few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon Juice, com.
bined with lithia, end is harmless to
flush clogged kidneys and stimulate
them to normal activity. 1t also neu-
traliEes the acids in the urine so II
no longer irritates, thus ending blad.
der disorders.
Jad Salts Is harmless; inexpensive;
makes a delightful effervescent lithia.
water drink which everybody should
take now and then to keep their kid.
neys clean, thus avoiding serious com.
plications.
A well-known local druggist says he
sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be.
iieve in overcoming kidney trouble
while 1t is only trouble.-Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
INDIGESTION, GAS
OR SICK STOMACH
Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends
all Stomach misery in five
minutes.

Do some foods you eat hit back
taste good. but work badly; ferment
into stubborn Jumps and cause sick,
sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr.. or
Mrs. Dyspeptic. jot this down: Pape's
Diapepsin digests everything, leaving
nothing to sour and upset you. There
never was anything so safely quick, 30
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach is disordered you
will get happy relief in five minutes,
but what pleases you most is that II
strengthens and regulates your stom-
ach SO you can eat your favorite foods
without fear.
You feel different as soon as "Pape's
Diapepsin" comes in contact with the
stomach-distress just vanishes-your
stomach gets sweet. no gases, no belch-
ing, no quotations of undigested food.
Go now. make the best investment
you ever made by getting large fifty
cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any
store. You realize in five minutes how
needless It Is to suffer from indiges-
tion, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
Quiet Louvain.

had to look at the now much-talked-
Of Louvain, quite pretty old place,
with It's magnificent hotel de Vile
crowded in by the impressive church
in the center of the town, and its in
Vulnerable other old gray churches
with long sloping roofs-the place a
perfect nest OF nuns and friars. The
streets were lined with the high walls
and closed windows Of convent after
convent, and huge clusters Of monas-
teries we're on the hills about the town
many very newly built and modern
and the town was seething with
blacN-robed priests and brown bare
footed monks and COPIED nuns. This
was the great Roman Catholic center,
where some of the monastic orders
have their chief establishments. The
library at the university, so ruthlessly
destroyed, contained a priceless col.
lection of church documents.-"A
Glimpse of Belgium Before the War"
Isabel Anderson, in National Maya
zine.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
Mr.. BUSBY AS A HUMoRTsT
OF Course It Doesn't Often Happen,
But on This Occasion He
Failed TO Score,

Busby-I see tn Turks have been
kicking up tn sand around the Suez
canal.
Mrs. B. (faintly interested)-Some
religious ceremony?
Busby-No-o-o. It's war. They're
fighting. The report from Berlin says
they've licked tn British army to a
FRAGILE. 1t looks as II the canal would
fall into tn Turks hands.
Mrs. B. (calmly)-I can't see what
good 1t would do them.
Busby Ceadlng up to his climax)-
Why, they'd loot 1t.
Mrs. B. (lnnocently)-Of what?
Busby (triumphantly)-Of the hard
ware. They'd take the locks, OF course
Ha, ha. hal"
Mrs. Busby (sweetly)-But there
are no locks in the Suez canal
And 1t wasn't any consolation to
Busby TO remember that he had no
one but himself to blame
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
.HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH BITTERS
Mark Of 100 for Sammy"

Sammy" April, the small bov who
supplies President Wilson with news
papers, called on Secretary Tumulty
and asked him what he thought of
Mr.. Wilson's message to congress.
Mr. Tumulty Immediately launched
into laudatory discussion of the sub
Ject. When he had talked few min
utes, he paused and asked: "Bdt why
do you ask, Sammy"
Il have to write composition on
It in school tomorrow, replied the
boy, "and | thought would come to
headquarters for the information"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
Somethinu In This Name.

In New York a teacher found that
a little negro girl was named Fertile.
er Johnson.
Are you sure that Fertilizer is your
right name?" she asked.
Eyes, ma'am," replied the little girl
well, tell your mother to come
here" said the teacher.
The mother came the next day.
yes; Fertilizer is right" she said
you see, named her after her father
and mother both. Her fathers name Is
Ferdinand and my name is Liza, 80 we
called her Fertilizer"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
No Hurry.

DO you believe in long engage
ments?" he asked, after she had con-
scented to be his.
Yes, dearest" she replied. az have
always thought it was such mistake
for two people to rush into matrimony
before they learned to really know
cath other"
We'll, about how long would you
wish the engagement to be-"
Let me see. Would you think II
was too long II we didn't get married
until week from next Thursday"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
Few SURVIVORS Left.

81 wonder why there are so many
more borrowers than lenders in this
world2"
THE explanation is most simple,
my dear fellow. Fully 80 per cent are
born borrowers and always remain
such, and the few who start in as lend
ers are soon driven into the other
class"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
CLEAR YOUR SKIN
BY Daily Use of cuticura Soap ans
Ointment. Trial Free.

You may rely on these fragrant
supercreamy emollients to care for
your skin, scalp, hair and hands Moth
ing better to clear the skin Of pimples,
blotches, redness and roughness, the
scalp of dandruff and itching and the
hands of chapping and soreness.
Sample each free by mail with 32-p.
Skin Book. Address postcard, Cuticura,
Dept. Y, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
She Remembered,

Mamma" said little Lauretta, Aunt
Mary is getting awfully fat, isn't she?'
ut isn't polite to say fat, dear. You
should say stout" rejoined her moth
er.
At dinner that evening when she
was asked what kind of meat she
would like, Lauretta replied: "A lit
tie of the lean and little of the
stout, please"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
Accounted For.

"How do you like my new fence"
I'D like it better If the pickets
we're an equal distance apart. What's
the idea of building it like that?"
1.-THE only man could get to build
II suffered
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08

Don't you like girl Of cheer
full disposition? One who always goes
singing about her work."
mo; that is the reason we moved
from our last fiat"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
The Rank.

"They took that junior officer off
the ship to command the torpedo
boat"
al guess that was because he was
q sub marine"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
A Gentle Hint.

He-0noe for all, demand to
know who is master of this house?
She-You1l be happier If you don't
6nd out.-Philadelphia Ledger
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
Bears the
The Shocks of Football.

How rough this sport of football
is! What shocks of irresistible bod
ies!"
"Humph What shocks of irresisti-
BILE hair!"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
No Failure Is Final.

One Of Napoleon's marshaIs is said
to have approached him on the battle
field and exclaimed
General, fear that the battle is
lost"
Napoleon coolly looked at his watch
and replied:
Time for another battle. Summon
the army TO fresh charge"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08

Probably the most convenient thing
about a woman's figure is her ability
to SHIFT her waist line anywhere be
tween her knees and shoulders.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08

Many a school boys life is made
miserable by trying to learn the multi
plication table
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08
Awai,lnn the Outcome.

1.-THE folks at our hotel are greatly
interested in a problem"
What is IT."
IAN irresistible blonde has just met
an immovable bachelor.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-08

When a fellow has a lot OF trouble
he begins to doubt that story about
the patience OF Job.