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The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1915-04-15

PENDANTS John NJ. Rowland and Anna r.
Rowland. for the sum Of One Thousand
Eight Hundred Forty-nine Dollars and
no Cents. which Judgment and decree
among other things directed the sale by
me of the real estate hereinafter describ-
ed, to satisfy the amount of said judg-
ment, with interest thereon and the cost
of expenses Of such sale, or so much
thereof as the proceeds of such sale ap-
plicable thereto will satisfy And BY
office Of the Clerk Of said Court in and
for said County Of Ward. and under the
seal Of said Court, directing me to sell
said real property pursuant to said judg-
Sheriff Of said county. and person APP
pointed by said Court to make said sale,
will sell the hereinafter described real
estate to the highest bidder for cash, at
public auction at the front door Of the
Court House in the CITY Ct Minot IL Mo the
Dakota, on the 18th day OF May, A. D.
1915, at two o'clock p. NJ, of that day,
to satisfy said judgment, with interest
and costs thereon, and the costs and Ok.
as the proceeds Of such sale applicable
thereto will satisfy. The premises to be
sold as aforesaid pursuant to said judg-
mont and decree, and to said writ. and
to this notice. are described in said
Judgment, decree and writ. as follows,
to-wit:
Lot numbered Nineteen 19) in Block
numbered Twenty (2O) and Lots num-
bered Four (4, Five 60 and Six CO. and
the East Half (Etl Of Lot Seven 90 in
Tolley's plat of Kenmare, Ward County
JOHN ]. NEDRELOE,
Sheriff of Ward County, North Dakota
George A. MCGEE,
Attorney for Plaintiff,
MinOt, N. d. 4-S-t6
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ATTIC
Notice Of Mortgage Foreclosure Sale.

Notice Is hereby given that that Ger
tain mortgage made, executed and deltV-
cred by Chris Stuhr and Sofia Stuhr his
wife, mortgagors to J. e. McKoane ana
Der 80, 1903. and filed FOR record in the
office Of the Register Of Deeds Of Ward
County, North Dakota, on the 30th day
Of November 1909, at 40 o'clock p. M.
and recorded in book ISL of mortgages
on page 242, and assigned by said mort
gagees to William II. Reighart by an in
strument in writing dated February 4,
the Register of Deeds of Ward County,
North Dakota, on the Sth day Of Febru-
airy, 1910, at 1870 =. NJ. and entered in
book ITO of Mortgages on page AZ, Will
be foreclosed by sale of the premises
in said mortgage and hereinafter de-
the court house in the City of Minot.
Ward County. North Dakota, at p. M.
on the Goth day OF May. A. D. 1915, to
satisfy the amount due on said mortgage
on the date of sale.
The premises described in said mort
gage and so to be sold are situate in the
County of Ward and State Of North Da-
kota and described as follows. to-W1t:
The southwest quarter (SWi) of Section
one Cd township one hundred hfty-Slx
I56) north of range eighty-three (S3)
and west of the 5th =. NJ, containing
ing to the government survey thereof.
There will be due on said mortgage on
the date of sale the sum of $1244.13, to-
gether with attorneys fees and costs Of
foreclosure.
Dated this Sth day of April, 1915:
WILLIAM Fl. REIGHART,
Assignee of Mortgage.
bradford & Nash,
Attorneys for Assignee Of
Mortgagee Minot. N. d. 4-S-t6
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Notice Of Mortgage xor.c,o,ur, SALE,

10Ocs OF Mortgage xo1oc1oUu1o Sale.
Notice Is hereby given. that that GER
Peter s,. Li,nster' q single man, mortgagor,
to Frank r. Wilson. mortgagee, dated
the 10th day of February, A. ID. 1918,
and filed for record in the office Of the
Register of Deeds of the County Of
Ward. State Of North Dakota, on the
recorded in book "17S" Of Mortgages on
page $751;" will DO foreclosed by sale
Of the premises in said mortgage and
hereinafter described. at the front door
Of the Court House in the City Of Minot,
County of Ward and State of North Da-
kota. on the 18th day of May. A. D.
1915, at the hour Of 2 o'clock p. M. on
that day, to satisfy the amount due on
said mortgage on the day Of sale. to-
gether with the costs and disbursements
allowed by law.
That default has been made in the
terms and conditions Of said mortgage,
In this, that the whole sum secured BY
said mortgage is past due and unpaid.
The premises described in such mort
gage and which will be sold to satisfy
the same are described as follows. to-
wit: The Southeast quarter (SEa) Of
Section Seventeen 40, in Township One
hundred tifty-four $50 North, Of Range
Eighty-seven $50 West, Of the Fifth
Principal Meridian.
the date of sale the sum Of One Thous-
and Four Hundred One and 25-10O Dol
lars, f1401.25), together with the costs
and expenses Of sale, including attor-
ney's fees allowed by law.
Dated April End, 1915.
FRANK F. WILSON,
Mortgage.
p. G. Swenson,
Attorney for MOrtgagee,
Hlllsboro, North Dakota. 4-S-t6
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plicable thereto viii satisfy The prem
ises to be sold as aforesaid pursuant to
said judgment and Decree and to said
writ, and to this notice, are described in
lows, to-wit:
Lot numbered Twenty (20) in Block
numbered Twenty t20). and Lots num-
bered -Four (4), Five 90 and Six 90
and the east half tEa) of Lot Seven 60
in Block numbered Eighteen GS) Of Tol.
leys plat Of kenmare, Ward County.
North Dakota
JOHN J. NEDRELOE,
Sheriff of Ward County, North Dakota
George A. MCGEE,
Attorney for Plaintiff,
Minot, N. d. Alto
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SUMMONS,


State of North Dakota, County Of Ward
S.. In County Court, VIM. Murray
Judge.
Security State Bank Of Benedict, cor.
poration Plaintiff,
VS..
William Ruminson and May Ruminson
Defendants.
SUMMONS.
The State of North Dakota to the Above
Named Defendants:
You are hereby summoned to answer
the complaint of the plaintiff in this &C.
ton, which has been filed in the office OF
the Clerk of the County Court, at the
Court House in the City Of Minot, Ward
County. North Dakota, and to serve a
copy OF your answer upon the subscriber
| within ten days after the service Of this
summons upon you, exclusive Of the day
Of service, and in case Of your failure
to appear or answer, judgment will be
taken against you by default for the re.
lief demanded in the complaint.
Dated this 18th day Of March, 1915.
w. II. S1BBALD,
Attorney for Plaintiff
Office and postoffice address,,
4-1-t3 MinOt, North Dakota.
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Department Of the Interior. o. S. Land
Office at Minot, N. Oak. March l, 1915.
Notice is hereby given that James
Lawrence Shaw, Of Logan, N. OAK, who.
on July 3. 1911, made homestead entry
serial 07s83, for NEaSE3. Section Is,
Fifth Principal Meridian, has filed no.
tice of intention to make final three-year
proof. to establish claim to the land
above described, before The Register and
the Receiver Of the u. S. Land Office, at
Mnot, N. Oak, on the Twentieth day Of
April, 1915.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Thorwald Mostad, of Minot, N. Oak,
Hermin c. Kuchenbecker, of Logan, N.
OAK, Robert Waldref, Of Logan, N. Oak,
and Oliver Saugstad Of Logan, N. Oak.
3-4-t6 F. r. FRITZ, Register.
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NOTICE OF SALE.

Notice is hereby given, that by virtue
Of a judgment and decree in foreclosure,
rendered and given by the District Court
Of the Eighth Judicial District in and
North Dakota, and entered and docketed
in the office Of the Clerk of said Court in
and for said County on the 3rd day Of
April, 1915, in an action wherein Robert
land, Anna r. Rowland, August Harmon
ing and Dakota Trust Company, a cor
poration, Defendants, in favor of the
said Plaintiff and against the said De-
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FQR SALE-Good young work horses,
do z teams Of mules. Nursery
abock sf all kinds. Prices are very
XIV g we have a heavy stock on
land. We do planting. Parties
10 have ground they want improv-
ID can't afford to let the contract till
tSey have figured with us as we
knew what to plant and how to
liant it. -Minot Nursery. 3-24t4c
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FOR SALE manufacturing site
consisting of 20 lots, being Blocks
and S, Brooklyn Addition to Minot,
N. Oak. These lots are situated Op-
posite the Great Northern depot.
Easy access to railroad siding. F.
]. Wittenborn, 148 Deutz Ave,
Trenton, N. J.. 4-1-t4cg
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FOR SALE-Guarantee full blood
White Wyandotte eggs, rs cents per
setting of fifteen. A. W. May, L: B.
52. Minot. N. D. 4-15-t4*
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FOR SALE OR RENT-An 18-room
hotel, all furnished. Clean and in
good condition. Will rent for $4,000
per month or sell cheap if taken at
once. Address Box 1924, Egeland, NJ,
D. 4-15-t2*
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FOR SALE-For cash or on easy
terms-House, east front on South
Hill. Five rooms and bath. Hot
water heat, A snap for anyone look
ing for permanent home. Address
Box 369, Minot, N. D. 4-15-t3SA
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WANTED-Farm hand; must be an
al around good man of good moral
habits. Tobacco iends and boozers
need not apply. R. w. Dalziel,
0lenburn, N. D. 3-25-tf
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GOOD BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.
Will trade 15-room hotel in Minot,
doing splendid business, and well 10
Gated, for farm, stock and machinery.
Thomas A. Golfer, Minot, N. D.
12-31-tf
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FOR SALE OR TRADE-s0 acres of
lard and some choice city lots and
tpackage property, near G: N. Ry.
What have you to offer? Give par
ticulars in first letter. Address ].
L., care Independent, Minot. 2-25tf
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FOR SAE-A fve-months-old thoro-
. bred Jersey bull calf. Thos. Golfer,
Minot, N. D. 3-4-t3
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TAKEN UP-One dark bay gelding,
four years old. Owner prove prop
erty and pay charges. N. w. IA
Sec. 8, Twp 1856, Rye. 81. S. L.
Beachler, Minot, N. D., R. D. l.:
4-8-t3cg
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FOR SALE-Irish Cobblers seed pota-
toes, 75c per bushel. Barred Ply
mouth Rock eggs, Is for 75c. Home
Farm, Hector, MINI. tt
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Estrayed from our slaughter house
near Mmot, about Feb. 4, one grade
baifer, 4 years old, weight about 1000
hounds, color red, one ear marked.
hannaford & Roach, Minot, N. D.
2-18-n
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FOR SALE-Very choice seed speltz
at $1.5O per 100 lbs. Field Select N.
w. Dent seed corn at SITS per bu.,
sacks extra. Joe Sys, Burlington,
N. D., R. 2 4-15-t3*
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FOR SALE-at right price, four room
house with large lots on 500 street,
Minot. House in good condition. A
map, but must close deal soon. Halle
Z. Gavin, Telford, Pa, Box 70, R. R: 8:
2-18-t12*
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FOR SALE-Good 80-acre relinquish-
ment for $3.50. 80 miles from Mi
not. Good land. Cash or approved
security. w. H. Sibbald, Minot.
Over Minot Drug Co. 3-25-H
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FOR SALE-A limited amount of
seed oats of Choice Swedish Select
White Oats. Fred Dale, Phone 493,
Minot. 2-25-tf
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ESTRAYED-Narch %, brown mare
five years old, with wire cut on left
hind leg, also on right front foot.
Finder please notify w. w. Perry,
Surrev. N. D. 3-25-tf
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FOR SALE-Baled hay and shelled
corn at the 500 elevator. Phone
$50 White. 4-l-h
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FOR SALE-About $50 blu. seed bar
ley. Call at the Malinda Blocher
form or address Joel B. Wray, R.
R. 1, Surrey, N. D. 4-15-t6cg
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FOR SALE OR TRADE-1912 model
auto, IS horsepower, and three res
idence lots in Minot. What have
you got to offer? Apply Box 302,
Minot. N. D. 4-1-H
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WANTED-To buy so or 100 eve
sheep, two or three year Odds pre-
ferred. Give price and full partic-
ulars in first letter. Address J. L.
care Independent. Stiff
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HAY FOR SALE-Fifty tons good
irairis hay in stack; call or write
S. Henry Wolfe, Minot, N. Oak.
3-25-tf
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EGGS FOR SALE-Pure bred Barred
Rock. e1.25 per setting of -.
Charles o. Brown, 100 Seventh St.
8. E., ninot, N. D. 4-7-t3@
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SEED CORN FOR SALE--Rustler,
White Dent and Northwestern Dent,
$500 per bu., sacks free. C. A.
Stubbins, Granville, N. D. 325-t4c
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Four of A. F. Schultz's children near
Willow City are very i'll of scarlet
fever.
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FOR SALE-An improved farm Of
480 acres, 300 acres broke, 5 miles
from town in Ward county. Easy
terms. Address F. w Bisbee,
Turin, Iowa. 4-1-t3cg
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FOR sALE-slightly used Rauden-
bush Piano, beautiful tone, very
cheap, time or cash payments. Also
good auto used one year, roadster,
S275.OO. H. A. King, Metropolitan
Music Store.
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MARQUIS SEED WHEAT For Sale
Cleaned and ready for seeding, 80
per cent termination. Price $l:65
ner bushel. Inquire at Robinson FL
eyator, Robinson & MCGEE, Minot,
\ IN. D.
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WANT ADS.
LOST, TAKEN UP. FOR TRADE FOR SALE, FOR RENT

WANTED-To buy land, four quar-
tiers of farm land. Terms, prices and
location must be right. Box SO, Mi
not, N. D. 3-4-tf
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FOR SALE-On easy terms, city lots.
Enquire at Grow Clothing Co.
3-18-f
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FOR SALE-8O bushels of timothy
seed. W. A. Hunt, brady, N: D.:
3-11-tf
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FOR SALE-Thorobred White Leg
horn cockerels. Yesterlaid strain,
the best laying strain in the world.
Phone $50 or address Box 237,
Iinot, N. D. 4-l-u
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Attorneys for Assignee Of
Mortgagee, Minot N. d. 48-t6
The fool-killer., 1915-05-01
Fool-Killer to distribute among my

Fool-Killer to distribute among my
friends, because there are so many
who never heard of The Fool-Killer,-
and when I ask them to subscribe for
it. they want to know who The Fool
Killer is. But, believe me, if they
ever once get hold of it they will soon
find out what it is.
Isaac Harrawood, r 3, Box 10,
Broughton, Ill-There is one little
sheet that makes it's appearance at
my home once a month that meets the
human needs as it always has some
thing to cheer the weary and en-
tighten the mind. I have been a
reader of your little Fool-Killer for
the past two years and the dope
hasn't killed me yet, but find that
it will rub some of that old nasty
rust off a man and leaves him In
better condition. While hard times
are confronting us and the Spring is
here, we will try to educate the peo-
pie. So here / come with a little club
of % subs and money order for $3.50
Dan c. Crider, Sandy, Texas.-1
have seen occasional copies of your
little great big "Fool-K1ller," and I
must congratulate you upon your odd
mannerism and vocabulary of phrases
and words. People whose time Is
scarce take to it like Demykrats to
Bourbon Booze. Some localities in
which have spoken seem to think
The Fool-Killer is the cream of the
world of journalism. And to show
you what I think of your efforts. /
am just handing you this accompany
ing club of subs with postoffice money
order for the necessary spondulix.
Jerry Williams, Kinston, N. C.-Ih
travelling around I picked up one Of
your Fool-Kllers, and I find that in
clubs of five or more it is ten cents q
year. Enclosed please find 80 cents
for a club of five. I am a travelling
man, in: the marble business, in the
77th year Of my age. In this long
travel learn more and more about
the fools, and I want to help you kill
them.
The fool-killer., 1915-05-01
TWO WEEKS.

The last legislature Of North
Carolina passed a law to the effect
that no person may order more
than one quart Of red-eye every
two weeks. Now about the next
time the legislature meets some
thirsty member will introduce a
bill to change the calandar and
speed up the solar system so that
two weeks will rattle off in about
fifteen minutes.
Now If getting drunk is wrong
why should the State legalize it
once every two weeks? And if it
isn't wrong, why try to check it
at all?
Why not have law declaring
that no man shall commit murder
oftener than once every two
weeks? Or that rse-stealing
would be considered a crime if in
dulged in more than once every
two weeks? Or that a man s. rep
utation for truth would be in
danger if he told more than one
lie every two weeks?
Why not give preacher per-
mission to hang his coat and his
D. D. on the hat-rack and enjoy
one good spell Of fighting and
cussing every two weeks?
Two weeks must have some pc
culiar charm about -sorter like
rabbits foot-else why didn It
they put it one quart every IT,
100000 weeks?
The fool-killer., 1915-05-01

scares me. But there ism t enough
Of it being done these days to
scare me very bad. I always
figure that if a fellow joins the
church in his sins he is mighty apt
to remain a sinner, and that s why
| am urging everybody to join.
Of course one will occasionally
get out of my reach when he joins
the church, but I just put that
down as running expenses and
throw on another chunk Of brim-
stone. 1t costs something to run
any kind Of business, and hell is
no exception to the rule.
Take my advice and always try
to join a rich fashionable church
if you can. Brother Rockefeller s
church in New York would be a
good one to join. That would in
sure you a good position in So
ciety," you know. But before
applying for membership it would
be good idea for you to
get your hands on a few millions
Of dollars. It don't matter how
you get it. Of course you are not
expected to get it honestly. None
Of them do. If you are not smart
enough to think Of some plan of
stealing it from the poor you are
not worthy Of being a member Of
Brother Johndee's s church.
| notice that many of the poor
folks, especially those in the
cities, are loosing confidence in the
church, and some Of them are even
working against it. They claim
that it is no longer true to it's pro-
fessed mission Of helping those
who need help. That's mighty
bad. | hate to see it. Of course
the present-day church is nothing
like what Christ established, but
it suits me a whole lot better. The
church Of to-day is playing the
classes against the masses, and
betting on the dollar to win. It
is trying to make the poor down
trodden Industrial slaves believe
that their poverty and suffering
is ordained Of God for a blessing
and that they ought to be salts
fed with it. They are willing
that the poor shall have heaven
hereafter if they will patiently
submit to hell throughout this
life. That's a great scheme. ]
am proud Of the bosses who studi-
ed it up. I couldn't have beat it
myself. Now the important thing
is to just keep it working, and I'll
be good for most everything in
sight when the wind-up comes.
Sulphurically yours,
SATAN DEVIL
The fool-killer., 1915-05-01
The Devils Letter .
Hades, May 1st, 1915.

40 Tile Ou1ICA N1CluUC1S.
Dear Brethren and Sisters:-
Now don't get excited. It's all
right. I am your brother. [ be-
long to every one Of your
churches, and I havn't missed a
meetingin the last thousand years.
I have always been smart
enough to do the thing that would
make me popular, and find that
being a church memeber helps a
whole lot these days. There was
a time away back yonder when it
was mighty unpopular to be a
church member, and you can bet
your boots [ was not member
then. I waited till the church got
big enough to be popular-till the
rich and fashionable began to jine
it-and then / jined. You have
seen me in your church a hundred
times, but you just didn't know
me. I generally look so fine and
dressed up and talk so nice that
you wouldn't suspect me Of being
the Devil. If my identity was
known, some good old brother
would probably want to kick me
out. But most of the members
would be willing to let me stay, be-
cause I am always a liberal giver.
I pay the preacher as much as
any Of you, and perhaps more,
and most of them have
learned to preach to suit me.
They know I would withhold my
support if they didn't.
l never paid Jesus anything for
His preaching, because I didn t
like His style. He talked too
much like a Socialist. But these
modern orthodox preachers are
all right. They are very consid-
crate Of my feelings and never say
anything to offend me. Oh, yes,
there's Billy Sunday-he pre-
tends to be fighting me with all
his power, but that's just part of
the game. Billy and I understand
each other perfectly and we work
together like match-hosses. With
his gift to CAB and his hypnotic
power over men, Billy could injure
my business a great deal if he
wanted to. But I'm not uneasy
Billy don't want to injure me. I
confess that his preaching did
make me sorter shaky in the knees
at first, but one night I heard him
declare before a great audience
that Rockefeller stands four
square to God," and that made
me feel easier. I am not afraid
Of any preacher who endorses my
dear friend Rockefeller and his
methods. Then on the night that
Billy closed his great meeting in
Philadelphia I slipped into his
room through the key-hole and
watched him count his money.
Over $4,000 for. saving" Phila-
delphia! And of course I knew
then that it was the money, and
not the souls, that Billy was after
Seems to me that I could do some
pretty tall preaching myself for
thousand dollars day. I could
kick up my heels and climb chairs
and snort and slang -whang a good
deal for that much money.
Now, brethren, it may seem
strange to you, but I am glad to
see people join the church. Just
merely joining the church don I
do me any harm. It's this bus
iness Of actually getting change
The fool-killer., 1915-05-01
THE PANAMA CANAL PUZZLE

The Atlantic ocean is on the
east Of the American continent,
while the Pacific ocean is on the
west. We all know that. This be-
ing the case, I'll bet there ism t
one man in a hundred who knows
that the eastern end Of the Pana-
ma Canal is in the Pacific, while
the western end is in the Atlantic.
Figger it out.