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The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-30

man advised me to try Lydia E. Pink
HAMS Vegetable Compound and / got a
bottle. / felt better the next month so
] took three more bottles of it and got
well so / could work all the time. I
hope every woman who suffers like / did
will try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Mrs. P. w. IANSENG, Box
s, Allyn, Wash.
Why will women continue to sufferday
In and day out or drag out q sickly, half
hearted existence, missing three-fourths
of the Joy of living, when they can find
health in Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound?
For thirty years it has been the stand
ard remedy for female ills, and has re-
stored the health of thousands of women
who have been troubled with such all
ments as displacements, Inflammation,
liberation, tumors, Irregularities, etc.
II you want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (conl.
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by q
woman and held in strict confidence
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CAVALRY STARTS
FOR ARMY CAMP
Jersey Troopers Get Weeks
Training With Regulars.
ROW IN RUBBER CO. SUIT
SoIvency of Trenton Company Is
Doubted-RivaI Counsel Exchange
Hot Words-Ex-Senator Argues
for State Police Force.

Especial Trenton Correspondence
Trenton.-Troops A and c, the "Es-
sex troop" of Newark; Troop B, of
Red Bank, and Troop D, of Hoboken
and Plainfield, comprising the First
Squadron Cavalry, N. G. N. j., began
their routine of work at the regular
army's camp of instruction at Mt.
Gretna, Pa. The New Jersey troop
ers remain in camp for n week and
will participate in the regular work
of the United States army cavalry
men, using government horses and
equipment.
The guardsmen left their home sta
lions, making the trip in a special
train of the Central Railroad. With
them went horses and mules, heavy
tentage and field ranges and rations
for n day as the government ra-
tons and articles were to be issued
only when the tour of instruction
formally began.
A total of 224 New Jersey Guard
cavalrymen are in camp divided as
follows: Troop A, fifty-five men;
Troop c. sixty; Troop B, Red Bank,
ifty-four, and Troop D, Hoboken and
Plainfield, fifty-ive.
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A Busy pax.

There's a delivery wagon driving
up to our door," said hubby. Been
shopping again?"
We'll, l didn't have anything to do"
replied wiley, so l went down to
Wanacooper's and listened to the con
cert in their auditorium. 1t was just
splendid, too. After that l went up
in the grocery department and tried
some new cereal they're demonstrate
ing. l managed to get three helpings
so / didn't need to spend any money
for luncheon. Then l looked at the
fashion parade and spent the rest of
the afternoon in the art gallery. Aft
er that l didn't feel as If l ought to
leave the store without buying any
thing, so l had them send me- up a
spool of thread"
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Ramsay Argues for State Police.

Developments in the Bayonne
strike have demonstrated the futility
of the arguments against a State con-
stabularly by representatives from
Hudson and Essex counties in the
Legislature last winter and spring,
according to ex-senator William E.
Ramsay.
DR.. Ramsay believes that the Ba-
yonne strike will have the effect of
sweeping the legs from under the
arguments which, after a hard strug-
gle, killed the State police bill in the
Legislature for the second time at
the 1915 session.
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Soda Water Inspection Starts.

In order to determine the sanitary
condition of the factories manufac-
turing soda water and also to see that
they are observing the new law gov
erning the sale of n~on-alcoholic bever-
ages, an inspection of the thirty-two
plants in Newark was started by Chief
Inspector Samuel G. Sharwell of the
food and drugs division of the Board
of Health and DR.. Isaac Shaw of the
State Board of Health.
One of the restrictions provided by
the law is that of the use of saccharin
or other synthetic sweetening agents
in soft drinks. The United States
Referee Board maintains that the use
of s%accharine in large quantities is
injurious to health.
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Two Fine Birds.

At a dinner given in India recently
by the sergeants of the regiment (the
arms of which contain ar elephant
and "Primus Indus") to the ~sergeants
Of the relieving regiment whose badge
consists of an eagle. Mickey. the talk
alive. was asked to give a toast.
"B'hoys," he said, rise" All rose,
but Mickey seemed at a loss for a
speech.
go it, Micky," said some, encour-
agingly.
At last he gave the toast: Enjoys,
here's to the two foinest birds that
liver few. the aigle and the ELEPHANT"
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SHOULD NOT
HAVE MOVED
Story of a Man Who Was Max
ing Good, but Rowing Fever
Got the Best of Him.

On May 4th, 1915, the st. Paul Farm
er's Dispatch contained a very inter-
esting account of the experiences Of a
lar from Staples, MINI. Realizing
that he was not making much head
way, he decided to look up a home
stead in Canada. With $3.50 he and
his wife took up a homestead near
Outlook, Saskatchewan. After recount
ing his experiences of a few years, in
which they had undergone hardships
which were likely to be unavoidable,
with a small amount Of capital, he
continues the story by stating that
in the fall after a fair summers work
On his 100 acres cropped, he cleaned
up nearly all his debts, having now
four good horses, a complete set Of
farm machinery including two wagons
and a Swell" top buggy and eleven
head Of cattle. He continues, How
ever, l wes not satisfied. I had been
reading Of the splendid homesteads
that were to be had in Montana.
Wheat was cheap and / thought 1t
would get cheaper, so / began to think
that homesteading as a moneymaking
proposition was better than farming.
l did not stop to consider that wheat
was not the only thing; as a matter
of fact / had sold pork for IA cents a
pound. Eggs and butter had kept us
in groceries and more. we had now
four mich cows, two heifers coming in
and more growing up. We had a cream
separator, and some hogs. We had a
quarter section Of land that could
raise an abundance of small grain,
roots and grass for feed, but I could
not see all that; I had the moving
fever, and decided to sell.
/ set the price on the land at So, 900
cash. l could not find anyone with
that much money, however, so l came
down until l finally sold for $1,4OO.
We had an auction and sold the per-
sonal property. On the sale we got
just about enough cash to pay the auc-
tioneer; the rest was all notes.
The horses brought about two-thirds
what they were worth. The imple-
ments sold for hardly one-third Of
what they had cost. The cattle
brought a good price.
Must Make Another Start.
We now have a homestead in Mon
tana, but we find that after moving
here and getting settled, what money
we had did not go far. We have three
horses, about all the implements we
need, and a little better buildings
than we had on our former place. We
have no cattle, though we had to build
much fence to keep ranch stock out
of u fields. We have about $500
worth Of honest debts.
T lie, we have a half section in
place of a quarter, but that is no good
to US, Is long as we have not the
capital with which to work 1t.
In summarizing 1t all up / see where
I made my mistake. It will take fully
Eve years to get into as good circum-
stances as we were before we made
the change. 1t is five years lost.
My advice to anyone contemplat-
ing a change of location is to think
twice before you act, and II your pres
ent circumstances are not too bad,
stay by your bush till you pick It
clean "-Advertisement.
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How to Pray.

Christ was a man Of prayer, and he
expects US to maintain the habit of
prayer; to pray, however, not to get
from God a flow of blessings, but to
keep in joyous touch with the Father,
and to prove ourselves steadfast in
the discharge of daily duty. We are
instructed to let nothing distract us,
but in everything, by prayer and sup
plication, with thanksgiving, to make
known our requests unto God. Thus
shall the peace Of God that passeth
understanding guard u hearts and
thoughts in Christ Jesus.
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Come Unto God.

Nothing is necessary for you IN
maintaining a triumphant Christian
life, but just to stay by the helm, and
put yourself in where the power is.
Come unto God, unite yourself to God,
and the doing power you have is in
finite! and is none the less yours be.
cause it is his. Trim your ship stead
lily to the course, and Gods own gales
will watt it.-Horace Bushnell.
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Life ON the Earn

A certain theatrical manager, whose
eight-year-old son is visiting on a
farm, received the following letter
from him recently:
Dear Father-I am haveing a tyne
time. l no a kid named Skeets Will
son and me and him are it up here.
We bette three fellers up today and l
gott the toothe we noked out Of
ones mouth. Tonite we are going to
steele ole mon Drinks COW and cult
the tossell off hur tale. l nc a hog l
a ryde in the pigg penn and a mule
kicked me yestiday. l got a pet rat
to take to bed with me and tomorrow
/ am going to get a snake to put down
Ant Ems back. Won't that be re-
dikilous? Willie"
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Asks Removal of Newark officer.

William L. Dill. commissioner OF
motor vehicles, recommended to the
Board of Police Commissioners OF
Newark that they revoke the appoint
ment of Samuel Bratter, as a spe
cial officer.
Bratter was before the motor We
hicle commissioner for a collision
with an automobile in South Amboy.
on July II. He pleaded not guilty
but Commissioner Dill found other
wise and held him liable for the &C.
ton.
The complaint vas preferred by
Robert Leek, of Bloomfield. After the
collision, according to the complaint,
Bratter demanded to see Leek's Ii.
and posed as a special inspector
Of the motor vehicle department. Ac.
cording to Leek, Bratter refused to
permit Leek to see his badge. Both
men went before a police officer in
South Amboy, where Bratter asserted
he was a special officer in the Newark
police department and denied he had
told Leek he was a special inspector
for the motor vehicle department.
Leek says that Bratter was driving
a machine and ran into his car.
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Makino No Mistake.

He was an urchin of the streets, but
did not lack wits.
One day he saw a w~ell-dressed
woman with a benevolent face coming
along. At one he dropped in a mis-
cradle heap on the curbstone and be-
gan to sob pathetically.
The kind lady paused beside him.
What are you crying for, my boy?"
she asked, gently.
Sitting his sobs with ease, the
%youngster looked up and replied:
Dunno. What have you got?"
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To Continue Newark Auto Tests.

State Motor Vehicle Commissioner
Dill says the new scheme to avoid
traffic congestion in holding auto driv.
ers' examinations in Newark, as tried
out in that city, was fairly satisfac.
tory. He said that what few cars
were parked in front of the City Hall
in Broad street were cars belonging
either to city officials or those who
had business in the building, and did
not belong to applicants for drivers
licenses. The commissioner said that
so long as the examinations continue
without objection to the citizens of
Newark, he is not disposed to re-
move them from that city.
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TENDER SENSITIVE SKINS
Quickly Soothed by Cutlcura. Moth
inq Better. Trial Free.

Especially when preceded by a hot
bath with Cuticura Soap. Many COM
forting things these fragrant super
creamy emollients may do for the
skin, scalp, hair and hands and do it
quickly, effectively and economically.
Also for the toilet, bath and nursery.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
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Cream together a cupful of butter
and two cupfuls of sugar, stir in the
beaten yolks of six eggs, the grated
rind Of one and the juice of two
lemons, a dash of nutmeg, a ~wineglass-
sul of brandy and the stiffened whites
of the eggs. Line pate pans with pun
paste and fill with the mixture and
bake. Serve cold.
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Heart HUNGER.

For my own part do not profess
to know God Intellectually. Yet I feel
my need of him, and sometimes l
feel it so acutely as to make it easy
for me to believe that he is himself
creating that hunger of the mind and
heart.-Joseph Parker.
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Not Much.

els that Grogan in there pitching
for the home team?" inquired the be-
lated fan who arrived just after the
visitors had made seven runs in one
inning.
That's Grogan in the pitchers
box" admitted his neighbor, but |
haven't noticed that he's been doing
any pitching"
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COMPANIONS In Misfortune.

Two men sat at the same table in
a restaurant of the cheaper sort in Ber-
lin. They were strangers to each 9TH
er, but not too proud to talk.
Hard times" said one, putting
down regretfully his empty beer glass
Very hard times" said the other
as he speared with his fork the last
morsel of sausage.
Il have seen better days."
"And l."
only a year ago, too"
Just about that"
Il mean in my business"
Precisely. MY business is gone
clean to the devil"
THE same with mine"
And what is your business. may
ask"
Il am a dancing master-a professor
of the fox trot and allied arts-and
you?"
81 am a professor of international
law"
Rough on the Dog.
Gyer-Smiley reminds me of a dogs
tail.
Myer-What's the answer?
Gyer-Why, he's such a wag.
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Du-G!sanlng a Secret No LangsrI

Ladies are saving scores Of dollars nowadays By
TolHg tneir own dry-cleaning with our French"
DIy-cIeSnlng preparation, the same as used by the
PIoLssslonsl dry-eieaners. Easy, simple, a child
SanoON Beautifully dry-cleans Silks, Satins. Rib
pons; Laces. Chiffon, Furs, Feathers, Gloves, En-
9roloenes CIoSEs, Fancy Vests, Mems Suits Ladies
sults, and hundreds Of other articles. Will not in
s9re the most delicate fabric. Price postage prepaid
70 cents French" Dry-Cleaner Company,
o. saratoga Avenue, HOnkers, New York
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No He,r Thar

Hints or courtship abound. Every
magazine will tell you how to win a
wife. Anybody will gladly post you on
the etiquette Of love-making."
whats in YOU mind?"
But after a man marries he has to
shift completely for himself."-Pitts-
burgh Post.
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Her Ambition.

What is your ambition"
We'll, / don't know just how to
say it, but l think I'd like to know the
sensation of being in danger of being
married for my money."-Detroit Free
Press.
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Civil Service Results.

Two candidates qualified in the re-
cent civil service examination for the
position of line inspector to be en-
ployed in the department of labor.
They are John P. Diviny, of Ok
ford, and Augustus Munson, of Rocka-
way.
From the position of matron in the
Jersey City Department of Parks and
Public Property, the following candi-
dates qualified in the civil service ex-
animation; Mildred Gould, Gertrude
Zabriskie, Elizabeth Tierney and Lii
liam McCloskey all of Jersey City.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-30

OO II pains anu
backache, and had
b eadac hi q good
deal of the time and
very little appetite.
The pains were so
bad that I used to
sit right down on the
floor and cry, be-
cause it hurt me SO
and I could not do
any work at those
fimaS An old w0.
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I'm going to select new uniforms
for my baseball team" said the mana
ger. Can you suggest anything?"
How about caps of green billiard
cloth to match their ivory domes?"
said the disguised rooter.
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Woman Comptroller to Answer Writ.


Supreme Court Justice Kalisch al.
lowed a writ of c~ertiorari to Miss
Bessie M. Townsend, the woman
comptroller of Atlantic City, for a
review of the proceedings by which
she has attempted to have Albert Bey.
er, who was custodian of school
moneys, transfer the ~unexpended bal
ances to the building and repair fund.
Boyer, despite an opinion filed in
May, 1915, commanding him to make
the transfer, written by Commits.
sioner of Education Kendall and up
held in November of the same year
by the State Board of Education, to
which appeal was taken by the Gus.
todian, has refused to transfer the
balances to the account in question.
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Constant 70 one

"old Mr.. Gudger loves his little
Joke"
$50 he does. often wish he would
learn to love some other little Joke"
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The fool doth think he is wise. bur
the wise man doth know himself to
be a fool.--Shakespeare.
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MANY wAR ZONE stOapTrAn.a

Have ordered Allen Foot-Ease. the anuseptic
powder. for use among the convalescent troops.
bath. Aliens Foot-Ease gives refreshing rest and
comfort and prevents the feet getting tired or
stitute. Sold Everywhere. use For FREE sam
pie. address. Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy. N. ADV.
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Utilities Boards Energies Taxed.

Utilities Boards Energies Taxed.
The pending proceedings for the
removal of grade crossings in this
State are taxing the energies of the
Board of Public Utility Commission,
ers to the utmost, and the board feels
that it would be wise at the present
time not to order the elimination OF
the grade crossings on the Bergen
turnpike, where the New York, Sus
quehanna and Western Railroad Com
pany crosses.
at is highly desirable" says the
board, that petitions be filed by mu
inequalities or railroads in order thai
the board may have all possible as
sistance in presenting proofs and
plans. The board is doing it's utmost
to extend grade crossing protection
and to bring about the elimination OF
grade crossings as speedily as posi-
BILE. 1t has proceedings pending which
tax the energies of it's engineers
to the utmost, and, in the comprehen
sive scheme for steady and gradual
elimination which it has adopted, has
other proceedings in view"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-07-30

Only a farmer knows whether the
theory that it is darkest just before
dawn has any basis in fact.
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Finds Wife Reported Dead.

After it had been reported that her
dead body was found in a cornfield,
Mrs. Isaac Taylor, of Everett's
Corner, has been located by her
husband in Mercer Hospital. She
assumed a different name when
she went to the institution and
this made locating her more diff
cult.
Mr.. Taylor reported to Acting
County Detective Grove that he had
located her, following his search
when he found her missing from
home.
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Wonder why it is so easy for q
woman to love a nan who is unworthy
of her?
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RELIABLE PAINTER WANTED

we have a wonderful new paint which Will
not peel, blister, crack or chalk. Costs 200
less per gal, aud 49, more surface than
any other paint. 1t is the only ~all-zinc paint
made brittle-proof and crack-proof by our
secret process, this accounting for it's extreme
Wnlteness, durability, permanent gloss and
hon-IAalng eolors. We call IT Zinolin, the
'Arnold-ized" Zinc, and will advertise IL wide
". we want painters in each town whom we
can certify TO house-owners and architects ss
oePendaolein applying Zinolin-painters who
Wlll use Linolin when called for, and not M
thing else. To be our Certified Painter will
mean digger, steadier business for o u II you
can get the appointment you shouldn't once.
write Tor particulars, sending references.
KEYSTONE UaSSa CO., 70 utssgu Street, Brooklyn, NJ.
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Difference Of oninIon-

He-You are the idol Of my heart.
She-That's all right; but | don't
intend to have any idle business ir
this family.
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SERVING Biscuit.

A pretty way to serve hot biscuits
lie folded in a napkin on a sWeetgrasf
hpsket with handle.
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lemon Tarts.

The great man is he who does not
lose his child's hea-t.-Mencius.
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IN SUCH PAIN
WOMAN CRIED
Suffered Everything Until Re-
stored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound.

Florence, So. Dakota. Eel used to be
very sick every month with bearing
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Decrease in Brick OUTPUT.

A decrease of 50, ,537 is shown
in the brick and the output of New
Jersey in 1914, as compared with 1913,
according to a bulletin issued by the
State Geological Survey. In 1913 the
income from these industries amount
ed to $40, ,833.
The figures contained in the bull
letin and prepared by the State De-
partment and the United States
Geological Survey, indicate that New
Jersey leads all States in making
enameleds brick and is second in terra
Gotta.
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labor Leaders penounee LeaisIature.

Labor q Denounce Legislature.
Charges that the manufacturers of
this State controlled the Senate dur
ing the session of the Legislature
last winter are contained in a state
ment made by the executive board
of the State Federation of Labor in
connection with its announcement of
the thirty-seventh annual convention
of the federation to be held in Jersey
City.
"At no time in the history of labor
in this State" says the executive
board, has the afiliation been so ap-
parent as at the present time"
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Important TO Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that It
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Rules for Soda Water Works.

Sanitary rules for soda water stores
and factories and all places in which
non-alcoholic drinks are sold or pre-
pared as prescribed by the State De
partment of Health require that all
doors and windows in such places
shall be screened from April 1 to
October l and that at least one fly
trap shall be provided in every room
in which beverages are prepared or
bottled.
All rooms in which non-alcoholic
drinks are prepared or bottled must
be provided with watertight floors.
No Animals in Buildings.
The Health Department forbids the
keeping of horses or other animals in
buildings used for the preparation OF
beverages, unless the stable is sepa
rated by a solid, im~pervious wall from
the workroom. Workrooms must moi
be used as sleeping quarters, and only
clean garments may be worn by per
sons engaged inf the preparation O
drinks.
A further provision Is that no per
son afflicted with tuberculosis or 9th
or communicable disease shall be EN-
pioyed in any of these establishments