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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02
JOHNSON Will
fight CURLEY
Champion Will Meet Jack Curley
at Juarez Jockey Club
Soon. h.

Ell PasO, Tex, Jan. lin General
Villas gambling casino in Juarez
Jack Curley signed an agreement yes.
terday with Hypolite Villa, brother of
the famous general. for the staging Of
the Johnson.W Willard prize fight at the
Juarez Jockey cub for the heavy.
weight championship.
The contract gives Crriey exclusive
control of the fighting in Juarez and
the. Mexican side Of the border, and
it, is understood that Villa ge's 4 big
slice OF the gate receipts for all he
fights.
In addition to the Johnson"Wtllard
fight Curley is planning to match
Packey Mcfarland, Johnnie Dundee,
and other fighters at the .Juarez club
during the winter and will attempt 20
make the race track another Vernon
arena.
He announced to-day Johnson was
coming to JuareZ by way Of some
east coast port controlled ly vii q, as
Villa fears that Carranza might take
johnson prisoner ii h comes through
Vera Cruz.
Villa has arranged for a guard Of
troops to meet Johnsfn PanchO him
self will greet the = ",iOn when he
arrives and will Tia Il with him to
Jnarez. ... ..
Villa has agreed, if the f"ht game
goes we'll in JuaraZ, to finance the
erection Of a grea: arena to be the
equal of anything eve butt to stage
a. prize fight. Troops will guard
Johnson and the promoters through
ont their stay on Mexican soil. "
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02
1RAMPlLO TO OEATn
BY HORSE LAST week
Henry Knudson, A Farm Hand
Working Near South Prairie,
W. $751;. Is Dead.

Minot, N. D., Jan. Henry Knud.
son, aged about %, a farm hand who
has been employed at the farm of
Ole r. Arnstad, South Prairie, died at
st. Joseph's hospital from concussio2
of the brain, having remained uncon-
scious since taken there Thursday eve
ming. ~
1t was at first stated that Knudson
was injured in q runaway, but later
it became known that this informal
ton was incorrect. The young fellow
went out to fed and water the horses
after supper Thursday evening and
when he did not reappear after g ra.
Their long interval, a hunt was made
for him, with the result that Albert
Arnstad, son of Ole Arnstad, found him
lying unconscious and with his skull
fractured in a stall in the stable. He
was bleeding profusely and had evil
IDENTIFY been fatally trampled upon by
one of the horses.
The injured youth was rushed to
the Minot hospital, but all attempts to
revive him failed. AS far as could be
ascertained, the fellow has no rela-
tives. He has been working at the
Arnstad place since early this fall.
He was buried by the county from the
undertaking parlors of j. D. Van Fleet,
the remains being, inferred at Rose
Hill cemetery.
Coroner Orson Doe was notified and
after an investigation Of the case, de-
clared that death was due to concus-
sion Of the brain, caused by the frac-
turing of the skull.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02
KID" GLEASON is
OUT OF BASEBALL
Veteran diamond Performer
Says That He Is Out of the
49,. Game for Keeps.

Philadelphia, Pa, Jan. lin 60
ing to put away my baseball uniform
for keeps, step to one side and let
the younger fellows have their in
niags," said William kid Gleason,
the veteran diamond performer, who
Tuesday. was given his unconditional
release as coach Of the Chicago White
Sox. This is the kids winter head
quarters and the news of his passing
as a member of Comiskey's team came
as a surprise to the old-timer's local
following.
Il was all set for this release" con-
tinued Gleason. callahan wrote me
soon after he was relieved of the man.
agement, and l have been expecting
to hear from Comiskey ever since. I
was offered the management of the
Brooklyn Federal league club less
than a month ago, but declined, be-
l am not ambitious to handle
a ball club.
Under the present existing condi-
tons there isn't much pleasure at
tached to managing a cluo, as the
game is c~verstocked now with men
who are willing to talk business with
the PLAYERS at any time"
The Kid calls his release part of a
business transaction. as Comiskey has
a job on his hands d%isposing. of play
ers in order that the Sox will boast
a team limit of not more than Is men.
! clarence Rowland, the new man.
ager Of the Sox, is a smart baseball
man," went on Gleason. 81 know
him to be as good as they say, and
expect to sees him do wonders with
the team. There's a fellow who will
be boss of the job the minute he gets
on it."
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02

were 1862 resident hunting licenses
issued in the thirty counties of the
district. In 1914 there were 20,257
resident licenses, an increase of $685..
There we're Is nonresident H.
censes issued this year, there being
70 in 1914, to 50 in 1913.
There we're a total of IS arrests
made as compared with Sc last year.
The ratio is maintained in the num-
Der of convictions, for there were 81
this year and 81 last year.
This year there was a total of ST.
1880 in fines collected and turned
over to the school funds in the various
counties. This is above the total COL
lected last year.
Mr.. Reke was in the Office as chief
game warden for both 1913 and 1914,
and has made the Office more efficient
than it has ever been. This fact Is
shown by the statistics for 1912 when
there were Is arrests, Is convictions,
and a total of but $145 collected in
fines. The comparison between 1912
and 1914 is great in the number of IL
censes issued, there being 1852 more
this year.
In the two years that Mr.. Reke has
been in Office, the revenue of the game
and fish board of control in the south.
ern district has been increased by a
total of $11, 425 over the previous two
years. He has an efficient force, none
of whom draw salaries. In 1914 there
were 573 deputy game wardens and
in 1913 304. .
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02
Do Stars Pay?

Walter Johnson will draw 1900
more fans per game.-Exchange.
Let's get up a team.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02
ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT.

Grand Forks, N. D., Dec. 31.-Wil-
liam McMaster, who has been work
ing at the Murphy farm, near Nc
Gamma. for some. time, was arrested at
that place by Deputy Sheriff Ole Bren-
ma. McMaster is wanted by the Ro-
lette county authorities, and he will
be returned to Rolla.
The warrant charges lMcMaster with
assault with intent to commit felony.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02
GAME WARDEN BUSY.
Report Of Chief Reks Of Mandan
Shows Bio itnerease.

Mandan, Jan. Showing another
big increase over the receipts of 1918,
Chief Game Warden Reke of this city,
controlling the counties in the south.
ern part of the. state or Second dis
trict, today completed mis- report for
the year. -
The report shows a total of $19,.
9S0.80 paid into the treasury of the
state game and fish board Of control,
collected from resident and non-resi.
dent hunting licenses. Last year there
was ~$16,197.6O collected. This is an
increase Of $3,733.2O. #
The report shows that in 1918 there
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02
INVESTIGATE TRANSFER.

Chicago, Jan. "details Of the
transfer from German to American
registry of the Hamburg.Americap:
steamship, Dacia, interned at Port sAr..
thur, Texas, at the outbreak OF: the
European war, are desired by the gov
eminent according to word received
By federal officials here last night
from Washington.
The sale of the vessel and the ap.
plication for transfer were executed
December 10, in Chicago, before Unit.
ed States Commissioner Lewis F..
Mason. .afG
The department Of justice at Wash.
ington instructed H. G. Clabaugh,
chief of the local bureau, to conduct
the investigation.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02

They knew when to throw a forward
pass and they also knew when to run
with the ball when the players to
whom they we're to toss the ball were
covered.
"A smart player is the man l want
on my football ~elevens. A mar Who
can meet conditions as they arise on
the gridiron, despite instructions l
may have given him, is the man who
will be successful. A man who will
meet conditions as they arise in man
to man conflict is the one who will
make good in business life. There
fore, Intelligence, more than weight,
is the one essential which every
coach should strive for il he hopes to
have success in the development OF
winning football %elevens."
HaughtO1 is going to suggeststo the
rules committee that action be taken
in regard to a forward pass being
thrown out of bonds 40 or 80 yards
down the field. According to the
Harvard coach, Tufts college had a
player who could hurl the ball half
the length of the field, and instead of
punting, this player would throw the
bail forward and out of bounds for ar.
average of so yeards.
There is a rule which states that
intentional grounding of the ball on
forward passes shall cause the offend
ing team a te1-yard loss. AS it is a
hard matter for the officials to an
alyze a players mind and determine
a mans intentions as to whether he
purpOsely threw the ball out of bounds
or whether it Twas an accident, Haugh.
ton is going to bring the point before
the rules committee for reconsidera-
ton. a. - Il
Observation-Disclosures.
Graduate Treasurer Fred W. Moore
of Harvard showed some letters he
had received from University of Mich
igan authorities in regard to the mix
up over a game between Harvard and
Michigan next year. In a letter from
Director Bartelme it was admitted
that Michigan had not been promised
a return game from Harvard.
Moore explained that Harvard had
found it impossible to accommodate
michigan and that even Dartmouth
had been wiped off the schedule. The
reason for this, Moore said, was that
gamesswith strong teams like Michi-
gan would so upset the Harvard train
ing methods, which called for a grad
ual development of the team, that the
Crimson would be in poor condition
Tor the big games ear the end of the
season. se.s,,.
1T was not because Harvard was
afraid to play Michigan that we did
:'ot arrange a game" said Moore.
Our faculty would under no consid-
Grafton permit the team to travel
vest. For instance, we have classes
On Saturdays, and the faculty is OPP
posed to any student missing a single
lay. Unless this policy. Should be
hanged there will be no chance for
Harvard to come west"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02
9 complaining witness is Bessie

The complaining witness is Bessie
Ripe.
The alleged crime was committed
some time ago. McMaster went into
Canada and was arrested by Canadian
authorities. The Rolctte county Of
ticials obtained an order for his de-
%portatioa, but while the sheriff was
bringing him back to this state, Nc
Master jumped out of the rapidly
moving automobile and made his get
away. .-.,~
He was traced to the Murphy farm.
where he and his wife secured EN-.
ploymen. .& ~. ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02

The pupils of the Larimore schools
underwent a dental examination. OFT
of I'VE 800 children, SO were found
10 have perfect teeth.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-02
HOUSEWIVES MEET.

New York, January IA general
meeting place for housewives, said to
be the first in this country, will be
opened in this city on January 4 by
the National Housewives league, that
has been active in the campaign to
reduce the cost of living.
Mrs. Julian Heath, president, in an.
nou1cing the opening date Of the
headquarters, stated that housewives
will be given Monday mornings. There
will be a staff of domestic science
teachers. Moving pictures will be
shown to demonstrate proper and i'm.
proper cooking methods and sanitary
and unsanitary methods employed by
dealers. There will be lectures on
poultry, fish. marketing and all things
pertaining to household matters.
1t is expected that work will be
started on the new business block,
which is to be erected at Dunn Cen.
ter. within a short time. r.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15

Pa. ds1 yo1 eTsg r1A away wien
y0u wers 4 bcysg ~N1. zerer. DID
you slEzys % 70 srn3sy schools 4
zsrsr risEs1 : sz1czy Dsd yea
ever ID SHAT y0sr parents tod yoH
rr< 70 dor = an glsa - ssy that ]
nsTer id Ds5zf y0z eTer nzks
: f1ss nhen yos had 70 tsks . bah =
Il Should say NIT J &IEzTE TOOK ny
feth #st1out co-pIairirg liked IL
Dsdnt x srsr make y0a mad % be
called Il to % solethsng for your
n0Ehar when yol wOuid rather stay
ct azd Play with the otheT boys
II always gave ne the kse1est pleas
urs 10 Do thingE Tor ny mother. 10
natter Nhethe- lad to stop playing
Or not Ard did ron always speak
respectfully q your parentsy Al
ways. That wzs one Of the first t1ings
/ ever learned 10 co." Gee. what .
Tar grz1dps Ia
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15

How geuntne an4Sg8s r-Es are
r-znufzesurs1 snd ErsEzrs1 f0r 11rD-
s,szn zz1 American Ezykzzs sE tss> y
q Mrsrer who Faszzsz Bsg5ad
TIE Eh0gpi1E streets SEEN hEs fz1r
nzlE. - writes ZEsy are zrc1et oTsr-
1sad Efth trsck % keep o1t f1e 1szr-
lhns Lhey rrz. IKE E11EzyA - a1d
1Dpn he 5zEzzr eEzrtsF I1rU1E1
EAoze zozg AzzzE. zzz1-ly AEszss1
ruz-sls tarDngE zAe eterzzl rruE6 O.
rnen. EEleu and crrsls 0ttez Jon
MI sse : fns Fug iy-rg "a Z fhs
f1th q Z EzyroE strss< grcU-e -
nezxh ~ tramp ~ zs- z71 beasts
btt there il 1sef1od tx TIA F0Tesg1-
err Ezke Or1eztz2 r-gk- bright zr1
neE. IN Pe-stz. Az 81. fhsl thro1E1
EaE1z1 zAnce - -oid r1g = wcrth
nors. wsly krckArz have hi On Ills
zhznefsl Ezy % 1zke . 1sE rig iook
old--Sa<so-zl GeoErzszsc MzEz1I1e.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15

At present the most improved ma
chinery turn out nails at the rate Of
about 100 to l 1000 per minute. varying
with their size Wire or French nails
are made from round wire. which is
unwOund, Strengthened, cut into
lengths and headed by machine eth
er by intermittent blows or BY pres
sure. but the pointing is accomplished
by the pressure Of dies. Cast nails,
which are cast in sand moulds by the
ordinary process. are used principally
for horticultural purposes. and the hob
nails Of shoemakers are also cast
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15

Some scientists tell us that the ex-
preston Of laughter ls not always In
dlcatiye of physical appreciation OF
enjoyment. fo> II is wen known that
idiots are prone TO laughter which is
often without any such Significance.
They often show a laughing coUnten-
ance. the smile being more OF less
stamped on their features; or they
may grin. giggie or chuckle at the
slightest thing II Is probable that in
such cases laughter purely expresses
physical contentment. rarely asso-
ciated with higher or more complex
ideas.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15

Nan Is eFe-fOed animal Eho seems
zshziued of the fact. he covers his
sensitive feet z4th leather, which
terms hin into Al Imitation unguiste.
or booted creature. and then wonders
why he has corrs ard bunsOrls- He
takes the spring CIT Of the esrth with
hss pzyeDenfs and the elasticity oEt
Of his ntside with hzrd-soied shoes,
ana raarTels why walking has become
Z pain instead of 2 pleasure There
nay Be some climatic excuse for this
solly IN winter, and as for grcwn-ups
st any season the world has set its
heavy yoke upo1 the grave and beard
Cd folk But gIve the kids, even the
poor little rich KIDS. chance to get
their feet OF tie good breast Of the
earth
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15
Four THOUSAND Lsnouaoes.

Most people are 50 sparing Of the
use Of languages other than their own
that they have little idea that there
are more than 1000 languages In the
world. There are six languages COM
mon in a-Hungary, and Emperor
Franz Josef is master Of them all 1t
is Sid that there are 60 vocabularies
in BrsziL In Mexico the Nahua Is
spoken in 700 dialects. There are hun
dreds in Borneo, while IN Australia
there Is no classifying the complex
tiles. According 10 the latest sta
tistics. English is at present spoken by
1S0.00O.O00. German by 100.000.0OO.
Russian BY 100000. French by 40.-
100000 and Italian by 30,000.0O0.
Spanish Is spoken by 10000. 900, and is
constantly on the increase. owing to
the increase IN commerce in Spain.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15
TO THE PUBLIC.

Il feel that I owe the manufactur
ers Of chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy word OF graf.
itude," writes Mrs. T. ~ Witherall.
Gowanda, N. Y. when began TAX
ing this medicine | was In great pain
and feeling terribly sick. due to an at
tack Of summer complaint. After tax
ing dose of it had not long to wait
for relief as It benefited me almost i'm
mediately" Obtainable everywhere.
ADV. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15
LUCILLE ITEMS.


School opened at Lucille September
z with an enrolment Of 81, which has
since been Increased TO 4s.
Master Adolph Bennett is reported
tc be quite sick. He is unable to al
tend school.
Sunday school at Lucille every sun.
day at o'clock and singing each sun
day evening.
The Grady county commissioners
were in this vicinity Monday looking
after the opening Of some Of the sec
tion lines.
Mr. Morrow was on business in
chiekasha Monday.
Rev. Shaw win preach at Lucille
next Sunday Immediately after Sunday
school
The ladies Of Lucille community will
meet at the home OF Mrs. Stacy next
Thursday evening to form mutual
help and Improvement club.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15
REMODELIkG OF
OLD COURT HOUSE
NOW BEING DONE

4 complete remodeling Of the couri
iocin II the county court house is 81
progress in connection With the addf
ton being made On fhe north end Of
ihe oId brick building. The same
Judges bench has rested IN the north
end Of the room Win the same railing
around It and the same jurz rot On
The west for twenty years. IN fact.
the place has never been changed
since It was completed in December.
1895.
The judge VIII sit on The east side
n The court room after the present
work Of femodeling is done. Then
The main door is to be moved from
center Of the south wall to the south
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15
IMPORTANCE
OF


ctirkzsAz Rezcez sno9A1 Lesr- -
xesp IRE sisnsgs well
Ths ki1neTs hare > l6g wurk E5 o.
Al TIE klo01 Il the so1y i n01rsszg
lArpssh t1e k1zzegs eo1szaz-iT = y
iyee1 Of p0zso10zs matter i : .
AA4ry en0agh rzsz when the kSdnegs
are Eszl BIT Z esd. cha fsrsr. q
s0zne fhougisf1sEs exrozurs : likely to
lrrit4te. EnfAame ard ccngest the lid
neFE znd interrzss tAe purifying <ork-
Then sshe ackiag frAeuezslT hzglnz
and ix otten scsg- pz1iHd By sonas IT,
rsg1larl1y 0f fhs srihe-toso frequent
passages. sedinfzE o. retenEsor- Thoz-
SANDS testify t1 me wonderful merit
x Deans KidnsY PITS : remedy for
ths kidneys only. tat has been 1sed
il kidney troubles - years YOa VII
rake 10 mistzEs ii following this
caiekzEha citiEaEs advice
p =. Haffaksr. Trelfla street and
Michigan avenue- chickzsha. says.
NJ kidneys we're o1t of order and I
had = Fezk bsck D0zn's kinney
pills relieved me and I have never
had need o. kianey medicine since r
Price zoe Al al dealers DoaT ain
ply ask ~ . kidney remedy-gst
Deans Kidney Fills--the same that
Nr Hufizser had FOster-Milburz
Co. Props, Buffalo. n. r. ztd<E
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15
What She was TraInsd For.

Mr., Slimpurse Feeling his way)--
"Your charming daughter tells me that
she is an excellent cook and house
keeper" Old Lady (calmly)-"Yes, |
have had her carefully taught. for I
have always held that no lady who
does not understand housekeeping can
properly direct retinue Of servants"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15

In the Barcelona district Of Spain
alone there are from 10000 to 1900
tanned and finished sheepskins pro.
duced daily, and probably as many
goatskins. The sheepskins in particu-
lar find their way into the shoe trade
as well as the goatskins Both kinds,
converted into morocco leather. the
goatskins being the genuine article
and the sheepskins the imitation. are
used extensively In the bookbinding
trade.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15
Shocked Him.

What did the boss do when you
threatened to resign If he didn't raise
your pay?" He surprised me-"
"How?" HE failed to show the slight
est sign Of alarm at the prospect of
my leaving"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15
@. LlHE NEWS.



Misses Lila Kline and Elizabeth
Watkins returned from trip 70 Ok
archie last week They report good
crops everywhere
Howard Estes left Tuesday Tor Bar
tlesyalle. where he EiIl attend scn0ol.
Asa Shots Of Rush Springs is visit
ing his uncle. Mr. D1kes
Nr. and Mrs. H HousehouIder and
family are visiting their sister. Mrs
Watkins
Miss frankie English Of Bradley
spent Saturday with Miss Lila Kline.
The township fair held at Norge last
week vas great success. Following
is the IIst of premium winners:
W. D. Wheeler. first. team mules.
Theo. Nelson, first. yearIing colt, any
breed Mrs J. B. Duglas. first, fancy
needIework: Miss ". r. Helm, second.
Mrs. J. B. Dugias. first. collection
fruit Mrs. S. A. Helm. second. Mrs
(. J. Klaeger. first. loaf Of wheat
bread; Mrs. chas. Mayes. second. Mrl
G. G. Kline, first. II largest eggs. Mrs
w. w. Watkins. first. best pound but
ter. Chas Bower. first. best fruit from
one orchard; Ralph Holloway. second.
Alinda Spradlin, second, stalk cotton.
II. A. Klaeger, first, 10 ears corn r
e. Fraser, second G. A. Henning.
first. 10 heads kafir; w. w. Watkins,
second. chas Farmer first, peck po-
tatoes; s. j. Harris. second. Chas.
Farmer, first, watermelon H. z. Fras-
er. first. pumpkin; s. A. Hefner. sec
ond Ralph Holloway, first. 20 best
apples; chas. Bower. second chas.
Bower. first, 10 best peaches. Chas.
Bower, first, Sudan grass; c. c. Kline.
second 9. A. Hefner, first, 10 heads
feterita. Mrs. r. Wells. first, onions
Mrs. s. A. Hefner. first, coop chick
ems. Mrs. s. A. Hefner. first coop tur-
keys. jeff snipes, first, stalk seeded
cane. c. Gates. first. gourd and pep
per. A. Hollom, first, team horses; A.
Hallom, second. A. Hallom, first.
sucking mule colt: A. Hallorn. second.
Chas Bower, first, sucking horse colt;
S. A. Hefner. second. A. HaIhom. first
2-year-old colt, any breed.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15
LoaIeaI Deduction.

Il wonder why man loses his tenn
per when he gets bot?" oueried the
typewriter boarder. Il suppose it's
due to the fact that iron enters large
ly into the composition of the human
system" replied the young medical
student.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15

west corner Of the room The hall at
the head Of the stairs VIII bee on.
yerted into a reception room for the
county superintendent office.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-09-15
handicapped.

Editor-'I wonder why Rhymer
hasn't sent Us any poetry lately?" AS
sistant-"T understand the gas com
pany removed his meter"