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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09

WESTBOUND from Woodstock.
No. 23-Daily a. m. Local
for Barrisonbarg. Arrive Harrison
burg $50. a. m.
No. 49-Dai'y-12:5 p. m. Local
for Harrisonburg. Arrive Harrison
burg 2:30 p. N. Buffet Parlor Car.
No. Fl Daily = $40 p. III.
Local for Harrisonburg. Arrive
Harrisonburg 1915 p. m.
EASTBOUND-from Woodstock.
No. ~ Daily $50 a. M.
L.mited for Alexandria and Washing
ton. Arrive Washington 1850 a. m.
Buffet Parlor Car.
NO. 20 -Daily-4:26 p. N. Local
for Alexandria and Washington.
Arrive Washington 9:i5 p. m. Buffet
Farlor Car.
No. "a Daily 6:55 D. m.
Local from Harrisonburg to Stras-
burg. Arrive Strasburg 7:30 p. m.
E. II. CoAPMAN, Vice-President and
General Manager.
W b TAYLoE, Passenger Traffic
Manager.
a. F. CARY. General Passenger Agt.
c. W. WESTERLY, Gen. Agent,
Washington, D. G.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09
One Case.

Can you give me single instance
where the less was made to contain
the greaterY
"Oh yes. I've seen Dig woman
make herself small enough to 60
through her husbands pockcts"-Bal-
umore American.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09
She Had Cause for Alarm,

A wedding company on its way to
the magistrates Office had to cross a
river in skiff, when as luck would
have it the bridegroom fell into the
water
Wringing her hands. the bride cried
out that somebody should save her be-
loved.
What for? asked one of the com.
pany. He's good swimmer"
That's just it," cried the bride.
Don't you see that he is swimming
toward the other bank?"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09
Fruit Of sterility.

Stranger-Do those fields over there
ever raise anything? Native-Yep;
they raise that same question In the
mind Of everybody who sees them
Chicago Post
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09

Invest you money In the per cent
certificates OF the Shen. Valley Loan
u Trust Co., Woodstock, Va. Sc
urity unquestioned. Interest pay
bile semi annually, and Certificates
'deemable any time after six months
short notice
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09
70 Persons Who Wish to Drive

Having enlarged my Livery by add
ing number of riding and driving
horses and number of easy riding
rubber tire buggies, we are in posi-
zion to put out teams to order having
81 vehicles in all making a complete
Every equipment We know we can
n" :. you.
= - If J. e. BEMIS, Propr.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09

Mrs. Beat-Tell the gentleman am
not receiving today. Nora. New Maid
But be amt delivering. mum, he's
collectin'!LPuck.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09
Tho Informant,

II never knew until last night what
a bright fellow Mr.. Fiddlewit is"
HIN! How did you find It out
thenw
HE told me."-Judge.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09
Turo,no Back the Clock.

Butcher Well. yer know. mum.
meats very dear today. Mrs Gubbins
-Ho! Then gimme pound o yester
days steak. please Sydney Bulletin.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09
To Our Subscribers.

The date OF the expiration OF your
subscription will be found on every
copy OF the Shenandoah. Herald.
Please remit without waiting for
statement to be sent from this Office.
By SO doing you will greatly oblige
THE HERALD PUBS.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09

Maud What finely chiseied mouth
Jack has It ought to be on girls
face. Ethel-lt h, pretty often Phil
odolphta Ledger.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09
SHENANDOAH 81

ADvHRTIsIf40RH7| 4
Advertisements Nlll IS inSG
Ut One Dollar per squars n In
ines or less, for the nrst insertion
enc 70 centafor .eaeh suhurqpept
insertion.
SQuarterly or yearly adxey
tisements by contract.
SUnless the number OF insers
lions IL marked upon the manu-.
script, advertisements WILDE puns
lished until forbidden and charged
accordingly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09

Most OF US are afraid sometimes, ana
to be brave In spite Of our fear u to
show a true courage.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09
Inactive Kidneys
Cause Disease

shall not soon forget the benefits derived
from the use e Foley Kidney Pills."-A. A.
Godfrey, Forest Grove. Oregon.
Too much work and too little work
seem to have about the same effect
on persons past middle age Proper
action of the kidneys is necessary to
good health. They act as a filter
and remove from the blood poisonous
waste matter which if permitted to
remain in the system leads to many
complications
Many nervous, tired, rundown men
and women suffer from pains in the
back and sides, dizzy spells, bladder
weakness, sore muscles and stiff
joints and fail to realize tn at rheuma-
tsm, diabetes or even Bright's dis
ease may result.
If you have cause to believe that
your kidneys are weak. disordered or
inactive you should act Immediately.
Foley Kidney Pills have been used
by young, middle aged and old with
complete satisfaction. They act quick
~ and surely and have given relief
in cases OF ten years standing.
WALTON & SMONT.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09

PLANTS FOR SALE.-AIl kinds
of early vegetable plants for sale
Frost cabbage plants of all the early
varieties, ready to plant in the garden
now MISS NELLIE FRAvEL, Court
ST., Woodstock, Va.
March I2-tf.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-07-09
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

Premier Carrier Of the South
Schedule between Washington, Alex
andria, Woodstock and HarrisOnburg
In Effect AR. 25, 1915.
Schedule figures published only as
informant on 'sNot Guara iced
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
DANES AND DAUGHTERS.

Minerva Gnlies, 102, Of New York, q
the daughter Of a valet Of George
Washington.
Ms. Maud n. Randall Of Boston
earned 500 the first week she ran q
ittaey bus.
Miss Kathryn Clarke Of Oregon, Mrs.
Helen Ring Robinson Of Colorado and
Mrs Frances Willard Munds Of Arizo-
ma are the three women state senators
In this country.
Colonel Alexandra Koudasheva, COM
handing the Sixth Ural Cossack regi-
ment, Il the only woman who actually
commands such a body Of men at the
front She has seen exceptional serv-
ice since the war began and has twice
been wounded In encounters In East
Prussia
Miss Constance Vauclain OF Philadel-
phia, although only yet In her teens,
has been elected a member Of the Ma
tional Horse society, q distinction that
rarely falls to one Of her sex. She "a
noted for her abilities as a horse show
exhibitor and has hundreds Of ribbons
and prizes won by her horses.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
THE PASSENGER PIGEON.
A Beautiful and Useful Bird That d
Now Extinct.

a Beautiful and Useful Bird That d
Now Extinct.
There are men still alive who have
shot not dozens, but hundreds, Of pas.
senger pigeons in a single day. Sixty
years ago this bird was far more com
mon In the United States than wild
ducks are today.
When It migrated the flights dark
ened the sky. A single flight has been
estimated to number over 100000 of
birds.
A few weeks ago the last passenger
pigeon died In Chicago at the age Of
twenty-seven years.
A passenger pigeon is quite a difrer-
emit looking bird from any other kind Of
pigeon II has a long tail and is In all
nearly three-quarters OF a yard long.
Il Is sc called because OF its migratory
habits, IT being bird or passage.
For the past fifteen years there had
been a standing reward OF $1,000 for q
mate for this last survival OF her race.
This was several times its weight In
gold, yet the ofrer produced no re-
Spouse. The passenger pigeon Il abso-
lutely extinct. and one Of the most
beautiful and useful Of birds has been
wiped out, as IL were. under our very
eyeA-New York Press
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
Echoes of the War.

Whoever first selected the site Of
Constantinople as good place to build
a city knew what is meant by the
term strategic situation" - Chicago
News
The voice Of European leaders Is still
for war. but Il Is safe to assume that
IN all the beIligerent nations there are
fruitful silences" that are making for
Chicago Herald
Peace talk Is plentiful, but without
evident substantial basis. The preva-
lence Of such rumors, however, IL en-
e0urag1ng testimony that Europe Il
Eearytng Of its tragedy. Chicago Post
It should be remembered that China
- too big for any OF them. They
might bite out q piece now and then,
but China remains and in the course
q events win regain al that - taken
from her-Ctncinnati Tmes-star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

N. B. Jones, magazines, cigars, to
baeco and news stand, PAS E. s5th st
N. G. Chalmers, cigars, tobacco, no
ton store and news stand, SOLE s
State street.
l.. E. Chiffon, news stand, 8. E. cor
ner 5lst and State streets.
S. Berenbaum, Cigars, Notions and
News Stand; 81 W. 81 Street, neal
Dearborn.
E II. Faulkner, news agency; s1os s
State street.
George / Martin, maker Of fine Gig
ars and news stand, Is w. 3lst St.
near state.
r. N. Harvey's barber shop and
aews stand, 1924 State street.
W. II. Maxwell, notions, cigars, to
baeeo, CONNECTIONS and news stand,
E244 State st.
Edward Felix, notions, cigars and
news stand. SO w. 30th st.
+. Bishop, cigars, tobacco and news
stand, 3 W. 9th St., near State.
Sylvester McGloHin, news stand and
laundry Office, 4l22 State 81.
William Gaughan, laundry Office
cigars, tobacco and news stand, 26se
State g.
E n Oliver, notions, cigars and
news stand, Is W. seth Street, near
State.
A D. Hayes, cigars, tobacco, notions.
stationery and news stand, $40 8.
State ST.
George McFaro, shoe shining parlOrs
and news stand. 3s00h State street
T. B.. Han, Laundry ofaes, cigars,
tobacco and news stand. s6ls South
State street.
Fred NJ waterheld, cigars, tobacco.
notions and news stand, 6So2 South
State street.
Coleman 3 Glanton, cigars, tobacco
and news stand, SS42 8. State street.
Miss e. N. MeClain, hair dressing
parlor and news stand. 80 W. seth
street.
2. NJ Difay, cigars, tobacco, notions
and news stand. 36O5 State street.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
A MIGHTY FLAGPoLE.

The TaIIsst In the WorId-It Float
Old Glory at San Francisco.
A fitting symbol Of the mighty for
ests OF the west Is Astoria's hagpole,
the taIlest In the world, which floats
the stars and stripes 24l feet above the
Panama-Paciic exposition sea wall al
the corner OF the Oregon building.
The stick, for 1t Is a single stick of
timber. Is actually 251 feet long, but
ten feet OF its butt are imbedded In 9
200 ton block Of solid concrete, which
without other stays, holds the pole up
right against the wind.
The pole was shaped from the trunk
Of Douglas DR. which as It originally
stood In the Oregon forest lowered 347
feet In the air and might have match.
ed its height, though not In girth,
against any but the loftiest Of the Cali
fornia sequoiAs
Looking up at the great Flagstaff IT is
hard TO realize that 1t weighs upward
OF forty-six tons and that there Is lum-
Der enough I'm It to build five ordinary
eight room houses. Its great height
gives II an appearance OF slenderness
and Hghtness.
Just to transport this pole and set II
up Russell Hawkins and citizens Of
Astoria spent nearly enough thousands
Of dollars TO build several OF the houses
its lumber might construct-San Fran
cisco Chronicle.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
Three Strikes.

Baseball neutrality. according 10 an
ardent ian, consists In attending all
ne games that do not conflict Chica-
30 News.
Talking about the massacres abroad,
they are nothing to the annual slaugh-
tar Of the grandmothers Of the land
now due.-Baltimore American.
Into each bah park some rain must
ian at inopportune times, but Of
course, the weather man WI be as
careful as possible about it-Indlana-
polls News
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
Our National Debt.

At the beginning Of the second quar-
tar Of the present fiscal year the pub
lie debt stood as follows:
Interes: bearing debt, $96S.s2555O.
Debt on which interest has ceased
1854. 62026
Debt bearing no interest (mostly
-greenbacks'D, $369, 353, 0T9.40.
Total. $1.339. ~, 24966.
There were outstanding, In addition
10 the above. S1.469, 52S.s69 of coin
certificates and treasury notes, making
q total gross debt Of $2,S0e, 262, 11S66.
The debt, less cash in the treasury.
was $1.O61. T52.O97.4s, or about SO for
each man. woman and child In the
United States.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
The Royal Box.

An the kings Of Prussia have been
called Frederick or william
King Georges beard is termed q ''tor-
pedo beard" In the British navy.
The crown which the reigning king
Of Roumania wears was made OF the
iron Of Turkish gun taken at Pleyna.
Should the shah Of Persia be deprived
Of his income he would still be one Of
the richest persons in the world. he
would only have to sell his ornaments,
gems and precious stones to become
possessed Of about $35,O00OO0.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
Asleep Indeed.

From the French trenches In Alsaee
comes a tale Of a soldier who awoke
one morning after sound sleep, com.
planned OF a cramp in his thigh and
said that he could not get up. At first
ms superiors asked that he do 30, but
a. ne steadfastly refused they sent for
z doctor. The latter found that q bull
let had come through the roof Of the
soldiers shelter during the night and
had lodged IN his thigh Il had not
even walked him upl
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
~Tippsrarys Ina N.,x Rol..

The vogue OF ''Tipperary" has spread
to Denmark, but 50 strict Is that coun-
try's sense Of neutrality that a sort Of
unwritten decree went forth IN Copen-
hagen not long ago that. In view Of
itS being ''the national anthem Of one
OF the warning powers" the Upper.
a-y song must not be sung IN music
halls or theaters. nor may small boys
Be encouraged to whistle Il IN ths
streets.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
Hospital For Fisherman.

Equipped with the most modern n.
ctlites for the care Of the sick and
wounded. the United States revenue
cutter Androscogg1n Is now In service
a. a hospital ship and win operate
among the fishermen working on the
Grand Banks Of Newfoundland This
u said to be the first hospital ship ever
outntted by the United States govern
ment for service with a fishing neet,
although the plan is not a new one
with other countries.-Popular Mechan-
ics Magazine.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
Fashion FriIIs.

What's that knickerbockers for meni
Speaking Of the fatted calves. ETC.
Los Angeles Times.
Do not laugh at the young man In
the funny clothes BE Is not paying
an election bet That Ii the new style.
Chicago News
: We wonder what kind Of straw hats
the young men with small time mus
taches WIN wear this year. Albany
KnickerboekerPrsss.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
lta Comnlaint.

One day small Sadie was watching
the lid OF the teakettle rise and fall.
emitting at the same time tiny puts Of
steam Finally she said: Mamma.
you'd better call in the doctor. The
teakettle's got the asthma. Chicago
NewR
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
PRACTICAL HEALTH HINT.
E.u.r sora or Cold sor..

Fever Sore or Cold Sore.
For this dishguring labial az
lection there is no remedy bet
ter than bathing several times
a day with boric acid solution
-one teaspoonful OF boric acid
dissolved In a tumblerful Of hot
water. At bedtime the crusts
may be busted with dry boric
acid Children having cold sores
are disposed TO pick the lip with
the fingers. This procedure may
infect the sore. 1t always de
lays the healing. To protect the
lips from being picked children
should wear mittens TO bed
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
Welfare Work.

Have you any parts Of an autumo-
bile that you don't wantT
Il have an old tire What's the
dear
You know how our grandmothors
used to make crazy quilts foE the
needyT
Yes"
On the same principle I am trying
b assemble an automobile for q poor
woman who has none."-L0uisEiIle
Courier Journal
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
ohaNinn tha Sim

Lady" said the pilot Of the club
members who had assisted Horat1o
Hangover 70 get home. here d your
husband"
But why" she calculated a. she
opened the door-"why did you bring
him MP the back wayr
The plot answered Because there's
q sign out there that says. Deliver An
Packages In the Rear "-Detroit News.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
To nsIp Him Nee, the Cost.

To Help Him Meet the Cost.
$50 you are contemplating marriageT'
That's whatr
Have you paused TO consider the
high cost Of livingY'
Mary pause. ! considered It on the
way to propose and then / put on
more speed Her father has money
Houston Post
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
Domestio BIiaa

Does your husband ever speak
hArshly to your
NO. Thank heaven. my husband
and ! are not on speaking termsf--
Chicago Herald
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
Nod an AttIa

I'VE can't take this house. It has no
Gtt1c"
We can get along without an atfie.s
We cannot Where else could We
hep the portraits Of your relativesP-
Detroit Free Press
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

One Of the universities has lengthen-
ed the course embryo dentists must
take before they get a diploma A
longer drill. as It were.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
Retiring ssfer. tn. En.mx.

owens-My tailor win be here In half
an hour. Elevator Boy-Yes, sir: shall
I ask him 70 wait? Owens-Certainly
not you IDIOT What do you suppose
I'm going out for7-Boston Transcript.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

A Canadian editor halls the peace Of
Canada and the United States as a
world ideal The problem is to make
Europe see the ideal and live up to II.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
An Reception.
Phone Randolph sos

) BH-No man ever succeeded IN bud,
nBB VINO kept watching the clock.
DH-oh. I don't know. ThersIs the
tain di1pateher.-Brooktyn Eagls. =
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

Further complications Of the Mexican
situation would seem to be much like
further scrambIing a scrambled egg.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

It Is natural that the cheerful lose
should be admired by the gang that ha
secured his wad-
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

Ne &c man IN q thousand who roTs
egW1 % the bottom Of he I'm ean
mako TIE world believe he IA e Cor
@srclBa-Atianta Constitntaoa.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

If the hat Is becoming the giri q
pretty. and II the girl is pretty the hat
Il becoming. It's easy. - GalvestoB
News.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

It is to be hoped that the Piutes as
losers got a safe percentage Of the
moving picture rights. General Scott
gets all the glory otherwise
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

Mn A-HOw often do your house
maids dnstl
H1 B-Which. fan the furnlturs a.
adp outi-BOston Transcript.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
The Firss Shall D. La.t.

Miss Gushington-I think your novel
has perfect ending. Ar. Scribbler.
seribbler-How do you Ike the open
ing chapter7
Miss GushtngtOn-oh. 1 have not
come 70 that yetI7Judge.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

The average fellow who demandl
justice only wants It. as a rule, for the
other fellow.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

Love. that seldom gives u happt-
ness, at least makes rs dream Of IT.
sanancourt.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

THE BROAD AK CAN HI FOUND
ON SALE At TIE FOLLOWING
NEWS STANDS:
From on and after this date The
Broad Az, can be found on sale ct the
following news stands:
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

NE biggest fool above ground d the
man who tries to fool himself.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

L1ekHy the president hasn't asksa N
sobsnsutraiin ths bassban vsz
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
n.-...ie Harmony.

Domestic Harmony. 40
LOuise-DOes Howard soDs
nv with his wifeI Juta-ISS. - M
e bis opinions coincide EiIn....-ESs
Tns Othsrs be keeps silent iO'O'
All Around Him.
I'm boxing for span - -
you ought to have - -
awhne.- commented the 49,
waTkar.-LOutsVille cUunsr
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

ne best way to Set along with sums
people 4 to.gst along without tAsn.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

Something appears TO be taking ths
broke" cut Of stock broker.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15
PITH AND POINT.

some people manage 10 zee their du-
Y lust in time 70 dodge #
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-05-15

A mouse can scass "a elephant, bit
tAat dosans hep hin any WITH eat
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1915-01-30
A Place For the Boys and Girls
GAME FOR RAINY DAYS.
Shadow Buff Will Cheer Up Many 9th
erwise Dull Hours.

Some rainy evening when you must
play indoors try the game of shadow
buff. For this purpose a smooth white
sheet is stretched against the wall, and
near TO this, ON n low stool, is seated
of your company. He Is told TO
look toward the sheet intently. At a
little distance behind him place n pow
erful lamp and have all the other lights
turned down.
The rest of the company now pass
between the light and the n seated
ON the stool. Their shadows will look
strange as they r thrown on the
sheet. The one seated must try to
guess from the shadows the ones
throwing the shadows. When he sue
ceeds that one takes his place on the
stool and begins guessing. II the one
on the stool turns his head or fails to
guess correctly he pays a forfeit.