The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-12-18
WANTED"
AT The LYRIC
MONDAY EVE

a rev ilUtS In II up W dhNNd III
which Mr.. Theodore Lorch viii ap.
pear at the Lyric on Monday even
ing:
Help Wanted, tells of rich New
York importer, who advertises for q
stenographer to be his private sec
rotary. He wants her to be young
and pretty. In response to his ad.
vertisement comes many applicants,
he sees several, he wants the one
he chooses to come to his private Of
flee at night, if necessary. He Is po-
lite, demonair, and insinuating. He
picks out a fresh, inexperienced maid
He sees others, one of them is a
wise virgin, she is not to be caught
easily. He offered her a chair.
Thank you. prefer to stand, she
says, remarking that ner age is TWEEN
ty, her experience three years and
her salary $l5 per week. No, she
could not come to an office building
at night. Yes, she is lonesome at
times, all decent girls in big cities
are. She finds dearth of true
sweethearts. Most of the young fell
lows are Jolly and the older ones are
married. She does not believe in
harmless nirtaticns. No, she is not
prudish, but she knows men and en-
poyers especially. To this man who
calls her prudlsh she says:
as It prudish not to take favors
that / can't repay without being
alone with my conscience? Is 1t
prudish not to dine with man who
would jump out of the nearest win
dow II his wife walked in? If not
giving kisses to men who have no
right to ask for them, except that
nave to work for living Is prudish
then I am prudish, and just a little
bit proud that l am. may be at
! tractive as you say, / almost wish
we're not; It cost me my last place.
Later she sees the little girl who
has been chosen to be the stenogra
pher. she is pretty incompetent
!
The wise one says to her:
Look out, grille, look out! | only
talked with that man Scott two min
utes before got his number. / know
his kind That sort of man wou'
not put up with an incompetent fol
a minute. If that poor old bookkeep
or made one mistake he'd throw hin
out of that window. When he hires
new one and young one and
pretty one like you, and pays more
than the market price, and puts yo'
in his private office where he doe
: not want outsiders to peep in-h
; doesn't want a stenograpner.
= What does he want?
! "a playmate"
81 don't believe you"
) "Are you blind? Why even gir
; of nineteen ought to know somethin
{ They don't teach II to you in bus
{ ness college, but It should be par
of female instinct. Stop. That
e one work they don't teach you. Kee
r II in the tip of your tongue-you'
{ need 1t, say, let me give you a littl
5 tip. You're in new world now
Yourl meet a lot of men of the kin
+ you have never met before--men VIII
{ do things-men who are things-me
2 who don't have to wait for Saturda
= night for their income and their mol
days. They will hypnotise you wit
their forcefulness and then they wi
tell you that you are beautiful an
your little head will open with tn
consciousness by such giants. The
will rave about your lips and you
eyes and your hair, till you'll wor
der why nobody ever found out b'
fore that you were so lovely-they'
get you drunk-not necessarily o
. wine, but with hopes and promise
and dreams and new sensations
They have so much to offer, and yo
: have so little to return, and nobod
not even a girl-likes to be ba
sport.