Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-04-18

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4h,. story from santa ~ last Week
~ ihe htgh school entertainment ~
which il was proposed 20 hafe
ealnue dance rs part ~ the program
ana az the hurried elimination 81 ihh'
AZ az soon as u was learned inst Na-
lomc's wardrobe FOR The 9eea3ipn WE
What might be described Hs 81 me
fhnlnb-nal variety, Is about tH.
hreezieat yarn that has COME oht OF
the Ancient ciiy IN blue mteii' anu
sante Pc. sou SNOW la ne pl"' =
where breezy yarns nhonud' A""
can only get somebody 20 'eil thetn.
phe conceived tha Idea ~ feeding
an, tender Young fiedgellngs 81 the
.obnals an such strong medicine az
4 g1lorne dance dcponcnt fateth not,
nor Is there any Information avail
ablc ~ 10 who was responsible for
futttne ID ont after IL was learned how
eol.ne would be nitired--of rather,
how she would not De alfred, gath
~ chat they had nn idea that INC
iadv wonId a. the dance 10 q SUIT ~
ortpor. or III the least that she would
be bundled up IN wraps ike q Russian
eotaier in the dead ~ winter. or IS
ia posaibie that in The atmosphere ~
pr0found culture ana aestheneisin 81
which santa re fairly rreFs there
wore foika--and school folks % that
who hadn't heard about Snlomc-
Who didn't know whether she was q
ragtima artist or q new Kind Of COM
plexion cream
The storg goes on 10 say that before
the final decision To cut this act from
tho program WAS reached demon
gtratlon ~ 4 was given before
echoolma'am and "A newspaper man
who constituted jury 10 pntA on lne
fitness Of the performance for eNhl-
hilton before young Santa re eyes,
and that Tho result WIZ hung jury.
the schoolma'nm being seandalized
and the newspaper man declaring ~
emphatic tones that the dance was
nothing short Of o Work u ar
Here again there Us mystery, Tor
there Is 40 intimatlon AS 10 me idtn-
tity If either the choolma'am or the
newspaper man am not Wen
enough acquainted IN school circles
IN santa 20 to be- able 90 hazard q
nness as ia the former. bat III lay
small wager that the newspaper
man was nrlnn Roru Dunno. For
cay whet you please about Dunno, he's
cot that art stuff down about as fine
as anybody on the map
AAA
Any woman who ~ Inclined 20
he sohby upon slight provpcatlon
should have man's shoulder 20
weep on.-~1'Oledo Hlade.
I STAND CONNECTED.
II seems that after an II was not
her fault that the name Of Miss Ray
nolds, who is to sing here tomorrow
night. was given q working over "A
lItalienne 80 as to become 'Iialnol-
ldip The decd was done by others,
who didn't know any better, and
whatever blame there ~ must hoe
plaoed on the shoulders Of those who
really were responsible for trans
formation OF which ] expressed some
ldisapproYai last week.
us an the fault Of the dagoes,
among whom Miss Reynolds spent q
number Of years studying, enltivatinf
I ter really wonderful voice and sing.
ling befose crowded houses Those
lbrnighted people are entirely lackint
IN the ability 20 pronounce good
/ American name like Reynolds. and IN
the density of their Ignorance insisted
On making Il over 20 that Il would
come off of their peculiar tongues
I MitUtNt SliHNNlHE litfff tifn''
l''ltainoldi Miss Reynolds was IN
minority and couldn't help herself
/ Having acquired. for stage purposes
the name 'ltalnoldi," che WAS rum.
pclled &C. stick to Il, for If she hao
changed her name with every country
that she went INTO, no end Of confu
sion would have resulted.
Anyhow. II might have been a whole
lot worse lust think What would
have happened 80 the name Il she hoo
studied in Przemysl
Ae@
portor-Y You have nervous dys-
pepsia, same az Erown had, his
WAS caused by worrying over his
butchers bin, directed him to
stop worrying.
Stranged Yes aud now he's
cured, and I've got It I'm his
butcher
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