The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-07-28

take them on, together with the counterfeit
ers-and you will find that you do not miss
the stuff much and will have much more
money for wife to put into new and grave
forms of automobile. Anyhow, we contend,
in the language of the scriptures that wine,
as served in some of the saloons, is mocker
and strong drink is all the rage.-A. J. r. in
Minneapolis Tribune.
"W. J. Bryan says he would have endorsed
women suffrage before if he had not had
more important things to attend to. Ladies
see that the gentleman is properly thanked. =
Redwood Gazette We will wager three dol
lars that Mrs Wilson wrote the first two
letters of the last word "sp'' and that the ma
chine man made the alteration in setting it
up-Sauk Center Herald.
Come across with your triple iron men,
Frank Eddy We wrote it thanked" hop
ing that w. j. B. whom we know to be an
avidious reader of The Gazette, would get
the subtle CD sarcasm of our remark.
Damn the Mollycoddles'' says T. R:
Roosevelt. All right Ted, proceed! Well
back you to the extent of our limit.
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Bob Dunn's paper came to our exchange
table last week bringing with it a strong
odor of kerosene Bob was-we use the
past tense painfuly-the one editor in the
state whom we would have sworn could not
have been persuaded to tie up with Standard
Oil.
The Aitkin Republican celebrated it's twen-
ty-first anniversary by issuing booming
big booster edition for Aitkin County. 1t is
evidently "some county they have up there
If we weren't so devotedly fond of Redwood
County we'd be tempted to go up and look
the situation over. Anyway the Republican
got out one of the best development editions
we have seen this year. It made us want to
order half-ton of pink print and do little
boosting ourselves.
If one may judge from the number of re-
quests for "a few old exchanges, lady, made
must be an exceedingly we'll informed body
of gentlemen-perhaps not exactly up-to-
date, however, as a tWo-week's old paper
seems to give just as much satisfaction as
yesterdays or tomorrow.
In Kenton four thousand people earn a
livelihood by raising onions. That must be
a great town for staying at home evenings.
H. Addington Bruce goes into long
winded classification of the worlds thinkers.
The whole thing might be briefly summed up
thus, first, those who think; second, those
who think they think, and third, those who
think what somebody else thinks. Trying
to discover to which class you belong may
prove an interesting diversion.
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The Granite Falls Tribune says Governor
Hammond paid the newspapers compliment
in naming Gunnar Bjornson a member of the
E and E Board We rather suspect Winfield
Scott did this because he believed in Gun
mars integrity and ability rather than be-
cause he was in any complimentary mood
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One metropolitan newspaper front-pages
that Evelyn Thaw says Harry K. is cad;
another one headlines that he paid fifty
cents rent for bathing suit. These may
be subjects of vast Importance, but so long
as the corn keeps on growing why need Red
wood County fuss?
When you have done your absolute best,
the Gods are satisfied, but two to one the
neighbors will still be finding fault with you.
Franklin Tribune. Yes and isn't it con-
soling thought then, that we don't have to
answer to the neighbors for our actions.
''I take the cry of stop my paper as the
best evidence that the editors are trying at
least to do their duty, and wouldn't have an
editor that couldn't draw this cry now and
them Henry Ward Beecher
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In Europe they are cutting out eating,
drinking and being merry, for tomorrow they