The Glenwood post., 1915-10-23

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4, kaasas paper says that mn swear
to keep from crying sAA that wenen
cry to kesp fsea svsasiag.-DsBeque
New Era.
Those people who think that PIE
paredness will bring .. war should ask
themselves the question: Does it ever
raiA when you take an umbrella,
Owing to the approach Of Thanksgiv-
ing Day, Turkey" in this country
vin attain as much pro.iaeat ee.sid-
ssssisa q "Tsrkey" in Europe
Rscky Mountain Herald.
Csttls, afs sot ~ high - st this
tine last year, bst the naa vAe Aas .
Ssslly kaAsA Of tAsa frss frsa
"passtsss" Is . lsag ways fssa tAs
Psss Assss.-Assksr HssslA.
Jsaas Whitesab Rilsy, ths Hsss.es
pssk sslsassssa Ais sixtysssssA bistA-
~ sssivsssasy lsst fAsssAay. lilsy
= . Asss n H. ssGiaaGisa 4 svssy
A0seiaea sshssIbsy.-Csssss nsssA
N bsahss sspsst thss tAsss vss
1svss sssA . flssA Il Dsssy IL ~
sssstsy, bst ~ rssss< - ssy that ths
0sed ~ tsksa . Airsctisa which still
Issvss ~ high s.a dry.-Tsllurids
The announcement that the loss IT
ths besf csrgses eoafiscated by Britain
viii fall on the Chicago packers will be
rsssived With some skeptieism by the
.sst-s.tins American p.blie. Boston
Transcript.
.On October Z Indiana paid loving
tribute to its great poet, James Whit
csab Riley, that being the occasion Of
his ed birthday. That is . whols lot
bstter than waiting until he is desd.-
Steamboat Pilot.
Luther Burbank, by producing the
sssllsss orange and the spinelsss cactus,
has attracted national attention, but Il
- desires to win . place In the hall Of
fsAs hs will work On and o. until -
ssesssds In grating . rsdueer On =
osal bill-rsllurids Journal.
Presile.t Wilson 10 to be married
aeai. in early December. His fisses
is Mrs. Norman Gait of Washington,
D. c., rich widow Of 80. This is one
place where the watehful waiting poll
ey wasn't pursaed.-Cortex Herald.
An Iowa editor was asked, "Do hogs
payi" TO which he replied: "a
good many do not; they take The paper
several years and then have the post
master send it back marked refused,
or gone west. ''-Craig Empire.
d.. Dernburg proposes to Germans
that they pledge themselves nst 70 visit
IAsly for five yesrs after TIE var, 70
- 70 punish Italy for its treaehery. II
ths war kesPs up few year, there win
b mighty few Europeans to do aay
visia.g.-Boulder Tribune.
TAe nan who kicks like . bay steer
because . Newspaper publishes soms-
thing about him he doesn't like, can
thank his lucky stars that it is more
than friendly to him by not publishing
tie things it knows and ought to pub
lisA about him.-Craig Empire.
Many of the Boulder goods expressed
N opinion 1t . recent meeting th4s
they should not fuss at football games,
and that they should do what they
could toward helping the team BY get
ting tie men In the roofing section.
How could q man root with one arm
around . girli--Oak Creek Times.
Since ths new. law in regard 70 over
drafts west iAto effect, everybody lsoks
upoa . check - being good. II u The
ersoks' Opportunity 10 cash WORTHLESS
piper, sad seareely nswspaPef esnes
= this s6ies but reeounts their ex-
ploits- -aad the o6icers do net always
catch ~ eslprits.-WAite River Re-
view.
The proposed marriage Of President
wilso., ~ seoa after the death Of his
wife, 10 causing considerable unfavos.-