Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-10-30

uccr, aOSeo anu WIN duch. IN yess
and also one for fxing the streets.
Say. gentle reader. what would You
do with q folding baby cart that won't
fold Just a. the ear comes along?
Expert advice wanted. - I'D
Read the new charter over careful.
". IL 4 doesn't suit you why get IN
and inst nneharter Il. What's q chart
ef for II not for its friends?
II does not seem thar there Ii room
for another secret society but q united
order OF Men Who Did Not Talk Too
Much would be flooded with charter
members. So Z.
To hear those liquor dealers of Chi.
cage roar on account of the Sunday
saloon closiug law would make one
think that the very foundation OF lib
erty had erumbled to dust and the
roof Of civilization had blown entire-
" of IN that vicinity.
II Is really wonderful what mistakes
are slipped over on our city officials.
Now, for instance, there Is an awning
hanging before the building and plumb
ing inspectors headquarters on Alakea
street On the outer face Of the avn
ing Is the sign United Tailors or
course II was meant for United.
MercifuI Billikin preserve us. The
board Of health has reluctantly ad-
mitted that the mnscidae Is gaining
. foothold I'd the islands and that II
win multiply with great rapidity II not
checked and people are being warned
th1t there 4 no greater disease car.
fler than this muscidae. Swat IT, It's
the common house fly.
Managing the war, so far as the
United States IS concerned, must be
q very simple matter. At least one
Is Given that suppression after listen
ing % some Of our great men right
here In town. feel positive that any
one o. them could handle the deli.
cate situation much better than Mr.
Wilson does. You can hear them say
so, and know they won't lie, for
they Say they Won't.
How doth the busy little broker get
out In the sunshine these days Of
sugar brightness The curb on Fort
street and Merchant street resembles
people waking for the circus TO come
By. a person not acquainted with
their calling might be tempted to say
Go 70 the ant, etc. but n the event
81 lplloWlps that admouition there
wouldn't Be ants enough to 90 round
and We have some ants here. too
such activity il city sidewalk build.
ing has tendency 70 give one NE
WHINE: WINES qor flie Jimmie.J immiea
or something equally Is nerve raeking.
What's The answer And the new
walks and curbing IN the capitol
grounds are filing q longzfelt want
but TO make our happiness complete
There should be another concrete step
/ butt on top Of those now leading to
1.-THE capitol grounds sat the corner Of
King and Richards streets
Speaking Of the sugar situation the
producers and manufacturers seem not
| to have been hurt n the least by that
Ibrilliant(s1 tariff.shaying stunt. mel
ther have the people been benefited
Zone iota. At the same time there has
been real loss TO the tune Of about
! $50. 600 900 but that Is III. to the sna-
lfional treasury. The. Democratic leg.
/ islation seems 70 have struck q
wrone. font something and from sthe
looks OF things they are willing to put
Ia mnffler on any further slashing as
regards sugar. -
ave understand that the assistant
foreman Of the smoke at the garbage
lincinefator wants. q cityfed laut3mo.
i bile Well, why Snotf s
There has been observed . certain
auto, one that belongs tosthe city and
lsupposed to be used only on business
lof the city. repeater ly standing before
1 4 certain house during the noon hour
while ii may be on scity business, :
one could guess thai this auto was
used 10 carry Ascertain party home tc
lunch every day.
II has been figured out and demon
strated that Il costs nine cents q mile
I'll 70 run III dutOluOUlt6.hs INC pdF3 &c
ferred 10 lives close TO three miles
from the heart OF town. That beini
the case. Il costs "a cents TO run thai
city-owned aato to this certain hous.
land return. III this party used thu
city-owned auto to carry him home t.
lunch. say 800 days Of the year. 1t \
costing the people Of this citEt you
and me and the other fellow, aboH'
s162 . year, TO say nothing Of repairs
and the faet that he could ride hone
I to his lunch free-of an cost to himself
Il On the Rapid Transit III he has. hi
uniform on. How Iong are we, goint
TO stand fot this7 .>,s.<a -. -.
II Although an an American citizen
born that way. and have, m common
with all other good Americans that In
|; sane desire to make a noise when thu
senses are Pleased, IL does not STRIKE
me that handclapping, efoot-stamPint
and cane pounding by~an audience p
the completion Of a welI-exeeuted mu