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The broad ax., 1915-04-17
sama Power.

Il have tribute to my powers as an
actor. 1 can draw tears from men and
women alike any time By working on
their feelingsS
sHumphi 1 can do that too"
-On the stageY
no, In my ONCE. I'm a dentst-
New York American
The broad ax., 1915-04-17
We Remember.

Bacon-It Is said that tin Is used to
weight SILK to such an extent that many
a woman,= dress would assay as high
" as what often Is considered good
Tin ore. Egbert-Yes, and then the
women get lot OF '-tin" out OF our
clothes. too. you must remember
Yonkers Statesman.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17
tn, - N. prossssIon.

Physician-rm sory. SIR. but We
can't quite BE- sure a. 70 what =
wrong with your arteriAl system IN
~ we put you under the = ray ma
ehana. PubIisher1Thats al right !
nsvsr made any secret of ny eircuia-
tlon-Judee.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17
Just So

81 don't know that l would have the
perve TO appear in a monoeie- Ny
frsends would probably guy me 20
deatb. san, I IKE to imagine myself
with monocleS
-sort of wearing II In your m1nds
eve. 50 to speak. r-IouisyIle Coonet-
IournaI.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17
BADLY Expressed.

Pupn-Teacher, may be absent tins
afternooni Ny aunt's cousin is deadI
Teacher-Wen. yes, suppose 30; Dut
really / wish II was some nearer reiA-
3on.ITopeka Journal
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

Doctor-YOu must 50 away fsr Iong
mt Overworksd Merehant-Buk DC
On, I'm too busy b % away. DoeesE-
Ws1. hen. you must stop afv9oAAs.
81 LouiB Tines.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17
H;s Bread and Butter.

Tmet Differs wife yesterday. Talks
an the time. doesn't sher
Yes
Il have never heard Btrsrs complain
about IT.
.He,d better not She supports him
BIZ Ieetunne.s-CeveIand Plain Dealer
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

Mrs. W. A. Driver, 1886 Prairie ave-
nue., has been confined to her home
with illness since her return from Mem
phis, Tennessee.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17
H~ Tongue.

Els,e-Clara,s got a tongue IKE mo
boz. Jane-L4ke a motorf HOw's thatt
Elsaa-- She's always running people
dOwn Exchange.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

Alderman Oscar DePriest has spent
a few days this week in hobnobbing
with the statesmen and politicians at
Springfield, III.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

Mrs. Myrtle Morris, of Ann ArbOr
Mich, is visiting Mrs. Sandy W. Triee
CABS S. Eberhart avenue.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17
A Dream Joke.


Almost every one has dreamed Of
writing a poem. delivering a speech
or making a witty remark that seemed
at the time wonderfully brilliant, but
that, recalled on waking. proved to be
either commonplace or wholly mean
ingIess. That Is not always the case,
however, as this story, which the Rev.
Washington GLADDEN. is fond Of telling.
proves
Il dreamed" says DR.. GLADDEN., that
the old house that formerly stood near
my church was still there and that old
Mr.. Deshler. who has been dead many
years. still lived In It / also knew
that his old dog, George, who never
failed 20 bark at me when passed the
house, stil lived. In my dream / was
passing the house when the door open
ed and the old gentleman came out.
followed by George, who, as usual
rushed barking up to me.
"Now, now, George said the old
man, you ought not to do that You
know that's a friend Of ours. That's
Dr.. GLADDEN.
~sOh, I have met George before
responded to the introduction In fact,
George and I have for some time had
a bowwowing acquaintance. Ex'
change.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17
CHIPS

S. A. T. Watkins, assistant corpora
tion counsel of Chicago, leaves this eve
ming for Washington, d. C.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Eggleston have
removed from 500 E. Seth street to $40
E. 37th street.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

II you have a plan to end the war
walt tin the others are through.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

Many good idea is wasted because
the man who has It won't work.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

NelI-Rafher eonceited, isn't hei Belle
Il should say. He sid the best vAs
none too good for me. and then be pEo-
posed. Philadelphia Record
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

whats thst Ioua tan1ag esg -
- n your Eat. Wmsr
-oh, that's INT %. loang Gng0E
argument 70 mGs-psiroit ne Rsnn-
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

ssyVaffer. are any Of the COMPOUNDS
On tiis nm Of fare Of deletsriOus nA-
eursl- ;....t
thlngs out.-Baltimors American
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

Mrs. Belle Piggott, of 55s7 Kimbark
avenue, departed this life on the 18th
Of March, after suffering for many
months. She leaves to mourn their loss
a husband, three boys and a host Of
relatives and friends. Our sympathy
Is extended to the dearly bereaved, for
this beautiful chain has lost one of its
important links.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

fnnocence Is better than repentanee'
an unsuTled ne better than pardon
Btnney.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

The more things a man il ashamed
Of the more respectable he is.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17
SHORT AND SHARP.

Sarcasm may make good repartsA
but It doesn't make friends.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

They say the zeppelins look 50 much
Ike clouds it's hard to distinguish
them from thunderstorms.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

Heroes have to wade through a Job
lot Of trouble to get a reputation.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

~wm civilization endureT" asks q
contemporary. Well, enduring seems
to be fits long suit Just at present.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

The concert given at the Hyde Park
AM.E. church the 18th entitled, 1.-THE
Millionaire Wedding'' was a grand
success, as the church was packed to
its utmost capacity. 1t was given by
the Willing Workers Club. Mrs. Ma
ME Johnson and Mrs. Mathew Coleman
deserve great credit for the manner Of
conducting the whole affair. 1t looked
as if it was the real thing instead Of
mock wedding.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

Some folks with splendid plans for
ending the war In Europe have never
managed to end a quarrel with the
next door nsighb@,
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

A missionary states that African na-
tves ask why civilized white men 30
to war. A big price for en- answer
that answers.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

Drop the letter IS" from the phrase
shell fire. and you have a good defnt
tion OF war.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

Laughter" some one has said, IL
q smile set to music" That depends
on who is laughing.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

The man who makes light OF otheE
peoples troubles usually swears at his
own
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

Take care OF the night before ard the
morning after win take care Of itself.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

. praat charity worker has fallen,
and the POOR and needy have lost a
t,;srd Mrs. Eva Raymore, Of 5000
lake Park avenue, departed this life
ne 5th inst, after long illness Of
,srsn months. The funeral service was
IsB at Bethel church, Of which she
v,sa deacOness and a faithful worker.
The Rev. T. A. Smythe preached the
funeral sermon, taking his text from
tbs 18th chapter Of the book of Job
and the 18th verse. She was a member
NJ the Bethel church for thirty years;
,,so 2 member of Ester Court h. of r.
and a member of the Household Of
Ruth No. l53, a member of the Fed
sration Of Woman's Club, and presi-
dent of the Hyde Park Charity Club.
Dan Jackson conducted the funeral.
She was buried In lakewood cemetery.
The Broad Ak wishes peace to her
ashes.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

II, and Mrs. Merriman Martin, Of
as KenEOOd avenue, was rendered
: .Drpriss party the 18th inst. They
N leave soon for New York City,
Nv York. to make it their future
tons. and their friends are trying to
IKE # pleasant for them before they
If The Broad Ak is not delivered
= them they viii walk mile to get it.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

II Is al Hight 20 gpsak won q YuuR
enemies, but e = better 10 give yOur
trisnds ths nrst compliments
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

II thsrs - anything you havsnt sean
nov q the time 10 take good lcok.
iEanufsefursrs announce q 5alp n n
prlcs q syeglas1oA
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

M only way 10 ten for sure nat
you don't owe more than you en- pay
b 70 50 ahead ana pay Il
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

TAs saa..t vv - ~ = HING b 70
smM
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

NJ Ola MeCavly Of 5465 Kimbark
me. is the proud mother Of a ane
~ Baby and mother are doing wen
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

psv. Barry and wife have left for
,.5i.,apOlis, Ind, to take charge in
-, ,ity. He was the former pastor
- :, ths s.. Paul Baptist church Of Hyde
p.,E The Broad Ak wishes him much
s1eeesS.
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

Tns mCrs yOu know ~ - Su1
y0u ara
The broad ax., 1915-04-17

Tia income tax doesn't bother the
man whose principal holdings eonaist
q castles IN the air.
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26
CHANGES IN GAME LAWS
BECOME EFFECTIVE JULY I

w. F. Reko, state game warden,
was in the city from Mandan last
Saturday for a short time, consulting
with members of the Dickinson Gun
Club and others regarding the new
game laws, a synopsis of which
changes are as follows, 1.@r .@&4E.
(1) Professional dog trainers must
secure a dog trainers license.
r (2) Those who do taxidermy work
for pay must. lin possession Of a
taxidermist's license 9+#&. J
e {3) Notify all owners, of, "Bird
Dogs" that there is heavy penalty
for allowing such dogs to run loose
in fields in which game birds may be
found, before the list of August.
a.. Any person caught in the tiei.1s
in possession of a shot gln with or
without dog or dogs after July 1st to
September 9TH, is liable to a fine Of
from $1,000 to $4,000. ~
81 Any person who is not a citi-
zen Of the u. S. or who has not de-
iclared his intention of becoming a
citizen cannot carry Or possess a shot
gun or rifle (See Sec. 81 Of the 1916.
Came Law.
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26
SHOOT JUNE q
FOR BARKER MEDAL

Orders have been received from Col.
John H. Frame, commanding officer,
LIST Regiment, N. D. N. G., that the
annual competition for. the Barker
medal will be held Sunday, June 81,
at 8 a. m.
This is a silver medal given annu-
ally by Captain C. N. Barker to pro-
mote interest in rifle shooting among
those who are novices-that is, those
who have never qualified as marks
men, or better, previous to 1915.
The Barker medal has been shot for
three successive years. It was won
in 1912 by Private Allen of Co. H,
jamestown; in 1913 by Corp. Nichols
of Co. K; in 1914 by Private Layman
of Co. K. The medal won by Private
Layman last year is on exhibition in
the Scherffius window.
Each company shoots for this medal
on it's home range on the same day.
Detailed scores, certified to by the
officer who conducts the shoot, are
mailed to Col. Frame at the close of
the shooting. At least five men in a
company must compete to allow the
score Of the high men from that COM
pany to be counted.
The armory will be open Sunday
from 7 to $3.50 a. M, to allow COM
petitors to get their guns. Cleaning
materials and rods will be at range
house. All are asked to bring score
books.
It is quite interesting to watch a
rifle competition. Those who would
like to see how they are conducted
will be able to do so Sunday as the
range is only a short distance north
east of town.
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26
FACTS AND T
Experiences of Dickinson Citizens Are
Easily Proven to be Facts.

Experiences of Dickinson Citizens Are
Easily Proven to be Facts.
The most superficial investigation
will prove that the following state
ment from a resident Of Dickinson is
true. Read it and compare evidence
from Dickinson people with testimony
of strangers living so far away you
cannot investigate the facts of the
case. Many more citizens of Dickin-
son endorse Deans Kidney Pills.
F. M. Thompson, 81 W. First St.,
Dickinson, says: II still think we'll of
Doan's Kidney Pills and I can recon-
mend them as highly now as I did
some years ago when I first gave a
public statement praising them. At
that time I told how Doan's Kidney
Pills had cured me of pains across
my back and kidneys. During the
years that have since passed I have
taken them occasionally and they have
always done good"
Price SOC, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Thompson had. Foster-Milburn
Co., Props, Buffalo, N. Y.-adv.
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26
{, A, WORKMAN SHOWS
ARE BEST ON THE ROAD

The Workman shows billed to ap-
pear here under the auspices of the
Elks are considered to be without
near competitors as far as the size
and caliber of the aggregation goes.
having no less than sixteen feature
shows under their banner, all of
which are said to be of exceptional
worth and if newspaper reports from
San Antonio, where they played for
the Fiesta San Jacinto and Austin
where they appeared for the benefit
of the Pageant committee and the
flood sufferers are any criterion are
certainly at the top of the profession
of out door amusement enterprises.
Much praise has been bestowed up
on them for the all round excellence
Of their offerings and principally on
account of the absolute cleanliness of
the different attractions. MI. Worth
am does not permit any show in
which ladies and children cannot
enter with impunity to set up on his
midway, with the result that his or
ganization is recognized as a show
that is built and conducted for the
people generally and does not cater
to any particular class of amusement
seekers alone.
Among the shows will be found
many Of pretentious size, notably the
Roman Hippodrome, which extends
over a piece of ground ITO by 80 feet
in size. Here are to be seer wild
animal acts in profusion, clever circus
performers and highly trained ele-
plants. The performance is given in
two arenas and n big ring and is
Complete in every respect.
Miss Essie Fay and her equine para
dox "Arabia," the horse with a human
brain are the headliners of the Society
Show, where in addition Capt. Walter
Sharp and Leo Hamilton present the
famous high school horses, president
Wilson" and &c. Ham Mason" They
are the highest bred and best educat-
ed in the country and r the recipi-
ents of many blue ribbons at many
horse shows on two continents.
"Zetta" and her Tango Queens will
present a clever musical comedy show
in tabloid form, Eta Louise Blake, in
"The Miracle Girl" is another feature
and George Farley has the famous
PHILIPPINE Midgets on exhibition.
In the auto Stadium will be seen
for the first time in this country the
great French lady auto racer, Mile
Marie, who is the only woman who
drives a high power car around a
track. that is absolutely perpendicu.
lar. 1t is. the height of human nerve
and endurance and full of thrills
from start to finish.
Many other features make up this
mammoth midway, which is the mar
vel of the carnival world and the big.
gest line of attraction ever seen under
one management.
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26

The Auto Club of Golden Valley
county is very active in improving
roads and recently purchasing six
road drags. These were divided be-
tween Sentinel Butte and Beach and
with those previously in use, gives
Beach six and Sentinel Butte two
and certain men have been assigned
a specific territory to cover after each
rain. A noticeable improvement of
the country roads will soon result.
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26

Mrs. R. B. Doherty and son, Charles
J.. Doherty, have launched the journal
at Dunn Center, making the second
paper for the town. 1t is a neatly ar
ranged and well printed paper, carry
ing a generous amount of news mat
ter and showing liberal advertising
patronage. Mrs. Doherty is mother
of l. L. Doherty of Manning, and has
engaged in the newspaper business in
this state for a long time, and we are
glad to welcome the lady and her son
to the southwestern portion of North
Dakota.
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26

The papers north announce the dis
continuance of star route. mail serv-
ice from Dickinson to Fayette and
Oakdale with the starting of service
from Killdeer to Oakdale and from
Manning to Fayette, the middle of
July.
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26
TEACHERS READING ROOM

Knowing that the members of the
summer school will enjoy looking
over the papers of their home towns,
the PRESS is arranging it's exchang-
es from all over southwestern North
Dakota in one of the offices in the
PRESS building, where all who like
a drop in and read without disturb
ing anybody.
The PRESS building is easily To-
Gated and the exchange reading room
opens off the center hall. We hope
the teachers and others will feel free
to make good use of it.
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26

Everybody in the city should show
in some way that the teachers who be-
gin arriving today Saturday for the
summer school session, are welcome.
In the decoration of business houses,
in the manner we meet them and in
the way we treat them, let US make
them feel that we appreciate their
presence with us for the coming five
weeks.
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26
Swish! Gorns Gone!
We Use 'eETS.lT!''
9 Seconds, 2 Drops - Corns Vanish

For everybody with corns. there is in
every drug store in the land one of the
real wonders of the world, and that's
"GETS-IT" for cornsl It's the first and
only corn-cure ever known that removes
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26
Chautauqua, beginning Sunday, June

Chautauqua, beginning Sunday, June
27.
Every season ticket purchased be-
fore Sunday noon from local parties,
applies on this $500 guaranty and re-
lieves the financial responsibility of
the Dickinson guarantors to that ex-
tent.
The season tickets, purchased in
advance, are $3.50 for all ten enter
tainments. If a person attends five
separate programs, he pays $3.50. By
buying the advance sale season ticket,
he pays no more and besides helping
the guarantors, he has five coupons
to give away if he does not wish to
use them himself.
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26

Frank Zimmerman, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. M. T. Zimmerman Of this city,
was graduated the 9th of May from
Still College of Osteopathy at Des
Moines, Iowa, being president of his
class. He has now begun practice at
Colf1ax, Iowa.
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26

Sheep shearing has been delayed at
least three weeks by the cold, rainy
weather, but wool is coming to the
markets now. At Bowman the first
clip sold at 24c and it is thought that
this will be about the average price
with a few fancy clips a little higher.
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26
RANCH FOR RENT OR SALE

1890 acres Of land with full equip
ment of ranch buildings for rent or
sale. Will also turn over the stock
on shares if wanted. Place all ready
to move into. % acres of alfalfa.
Plenty of running water. George
Metcalf, Manning, Dunn Co., N. Oak.
adv. .6-26-tf
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26

June % will be good roads day &C.
cording to the proclamation of Gov.
L. B. Hanna. People everywhere
should observe the day by improving
the roads in their locality as much as
possible.
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26
COMING EVENTS

JUNE 27-Chautauqua Opens.
JUNE 27-D Dickinson Ball
Team at Glendive. (
JUNE 28-30-Statc Sports
; mems Tournament.
; JUNE 28-Summer School
; Opens.
JULY Hutchinson Ball
Team at Killdeer.
JULY 4-Mandan Ball Team
at Dickinson.
JULY 6-10-Elks Home Com
ing Week and Carnival. <
JULY dunn Center Ball <
Team at Dickinson.
JULY S-Beach Ball Team at <
Dickinson.
JULY 9-Gladstone Ball Team <
at Dickinson.
JULY 11-Ncw England Ball <
Team at Dickinson. <
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26

Already the days are growing
shorter!
The Dickinson press., 1915-06-26

BUY TICKETS IN ADVANCE
Thanks to the civic enterprise of
some thirty of the men of Dickinson
who stand behind the enterprise as
guarantors, we are to have a week of
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-11-11
tBy Associated Press

London. Nov. IA Tuni~ dispatch says
the commander Of the torpedsed Italian
steamer Ancona. who reached there Thurs
day. declares that the commander Of the
Austrian submarine gave the Ancona no
signal 10 stop. the first sign of the pres
ence of the submarine being shells fired
from distance Of five miles. which
grazed the steamer The Ancona stopped.
The Ancona', captain says subsequently,
a shell hit the boats ~ they were ready
Tor launching. killing and woundne many
passengers IN the boats and on the deck
Of the steamer. Some passengers who We're
thrown into the water approache the sub
marine. but were repelled Final -hell- aud
torpedoeS were fired from a distance ~
three hundred yards
MANY London newspapers editoriallv TX
press the opinion that II was y German
submarine which sunk the Ancona. Ac
counts by some survivors are that the ship
was not sent 10 the bottom without warn
ing.
The Ancona carried boats enough for
the accommodation OF $500 and 1t j. pos
~ihle some boats are still ailoat and may
hrng additional survivors in. The Ancona
wa> torpedoed Tuesday morning. \ Tuni~
dispatch 10 Giornale d'ltaha. gives dra-
matte. though brief account Of the attack /:
"The submarine approached the Ancona
towards noon." says the account. ''and ~
soon ~ the steamer saw il an attempt was
made to escape at full speed, but the An
coma was overiaken and stopped. Then the
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-11-11
COURT DECIDES
AGAINST CITY
CITY ATTORNEY KINDER WINS IN
CASE WHERE RESISTED RE-
DUCTION IN SALARY.

CITY Attorney T. A. Kinder today was
advised that the court Of civil appeals at
San Antonio has affirmed the decision of
the county court of Cameron county de-
Gliding for Mr. Kinder in his suit against
the city to prevent il decreasing his salary
as city attorney from Sl00 to S25 month.
and allowing back salary due since rednc
ton was made bv an ordinance passed by
the city council. An injunction granted
Mr. Kinder preventing that portion of the
ordinance that affected him going into ef-
feet j. thus made permanent
The plaintiff contends that he was an
elected official of the city of Brownsville.
elected TO an office which carried with II
n certain salary. the city was powerieSS 10
either reduce or increase that salary dur
inc the term of hiS office.
The ordinance went into effect M the
time il was passed 80 far az other officials
Of the city were concerned. including the
mavor. whose salary was reduced from
500 To S25: the city tax collector. whose
salary was reduced from 800 to S15. hui
later increased to 800 when additional du-
t,es were taken on. and several appointve
offices. II i claimed that the decision OF
tbe San Antonio court opens the way foi
other elected officials to collect the amount
of thier salaries should they desire.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-11-11
FIRST CAR FOR
LINES ARRIVES
EXPECTED THAT LINES WILL BE TN
OPERATION WITHIN A WEEK
or TEN DAYS.

The first of the two street ears for the
Brownsville Street q lnterurban railway
lines. arrived in the city today from the
factory at Cincinnati. Ohio, and has been
placed at the foot Of Tenth street The
ear will be unloaded tomorrow morning At
some point convenient To the street ear
line tracks. The ear i painted yellow.
trimmed with red, and j. of all steel con-
struction, with the exception of the in
terror trimmings. Ii j. light. and said to
be admirable for the amount of travel III
Brownsville. II j. zone man ear" can be-
operated by the motorman alone. all en-
frances and exits being at the front. Fares
are collected BY cash and fare box.
Information from the street ear com
pany offices say the lines. il j. now ex-
pected, will be in operation within the next
week or ten days. The bonding Of the
rails j. well along. and ether details are
rapidly nearing completion. Stringing the
copper wire will require about three days.