Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-02
Commencement

who pscsence In our fair city TOT
several hours Of party OF epnsi, ~,
men whose names are accustomed y"
ocenuvinp conspicuous pOsltipnf ~ the
neadnues Of the daily papers was per
hans the most exciting event OF IN.
uaet few DAYS The iTnminencc OF
iha sweet elrl graduate Is about the
most stirring matter in contemplation
Tor the immediate future.
on course. the coming OF con
gresham more OF less Is nothing 70
mako a great fuss over, but the com
ing ~ trainl0ad OF Them lhtluualh
such picturesque characters as 'hei'
Joe Cannon and Prince Cupid y \
iii out " the ordinary. They whiieo
AWAY the better part of a day Win
IA saw about all we had 10 SNOW
them. and passed on.
And now. although the weather mh
ahsfinately persists IN serving ~ WIN
leftover winter weather u u almost
commencement time. a week from
today the final EXERCISES 81 the unl-
vcrsity VIII begin. and from TINT itnf
on for several weeks there VIII be ono
commencement after another
And then. OF course, foiKs VIII be-
ain aoinp AWAY for the summer, niohl
~ them 70 the California cxposiupnH'
some 10 the mountains and others
wherever their sweet willis dictate.
And Il viii be deadly dull and there
has been nothing 70 write about Tor
quite wilhelm fact. for lust about
one entire aeason--but somehow you
and ! have managed to live through
IT. 50 we should worry.
eAA
In the axiom that truth y
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il probably q misprlnt for 'rarer.'
No AUTOPSY.
/ tried hard, but unsnccessiully,
last week to have the remains OF the
late lamcntcd Town Talk dug ~ ana
an autopsy performed In order to YER
ifv the claim made by the civscs de-
partment Of the WOman's club that
II dealt the fatal blow. It's erstwhile
editor, who ought 10 know more about
the matter than anybody else. laughed
merrily when ! mentioned the matter
10 her and seemed TO think that the
affair was one Of the best little Jokes
she had heard IN q long time. but
would furnish no details either IN
refutatlon or confirmation OF the
story that ] published last week. when
corpse Insists on laughing over the
going to do? Certain II is that MUIR
derers were never repaid for their
CHASTITY work with more amlable toll
erancc than that accorded 10 the ciylcs
department by its victim.
Something Of q connection seems
90 have been stirred up by the publ
cation Of the yarn. due 20 a report
circulated during the early part OF
last week to the effect that q suit
would be Instituted by the former
proprietor OF Town Talk to punish the
members OF the ciyies department as
cunHpiratora 10 wreck the paper. and
| am reliably informed that cOnHtern
alton was created in ciubdOm when
a prominent member OF the organiza-
iion consulted an attorney and learn
ed that if there had really been al
concerted movement on the part Of
the civles experts 90 eliminate Town
Talk. the owner of the publication
would have a right Of action on both
tile civil aud criminal side Of the
courts My information ~ that III
WAS with decided feeling of relief that
the eilmlnatorA learned that the one
most affected had decided to trent
the affair al Joke and refused pos-
ltiyoly 90 look az Il as having any
serious side at 81.
AN4
Would you love me as much II
father lost his wealth.
He hasn't lost II, has he3'
No
"of course | would. you silly
giri'-- Minneapolis Journal.