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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
ENSIGN ONLY OFFICER LEFT
the Fighting at the Battle
of Tippecanoe.

The Indians returned to the attack
with redoubled fury. An entrance into
the camp was effected, and for a few
minutes it looked as il the soldiers
might be overwhelmed.
Many officers went down under the
fire of the Indians. HarrisOn's horse
was killed. He mounted another and
quickly disposed his troops to better
advantage. When his lines were re-
established not an Indian that had
reached the camp was alive.
A story is told that illustrates the
terrible losses of the Fourth Indiana
regiment. General Harrison, riding
furiOusly toward the point of greatest
peril, encountered a mere boy with
blood-stained head working heroically
to stem the Indian attack.
Young man." asked the general,
where is your colonel?"
Dead, sir"
Your MAORI"
Dead, SIR"
Your captain?"
Dead, sir"
"Who commands the regiment"
Il do, sir Ensign Upton. Fourth In
diana, sir. "-Kansas City Star.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

healthy children since. For female trou-
bles always take Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and it works like
charm. lido all my own work. Mrs.
A. F. KREAMER, 1874 Electric Avenue,
Lackawanna, N. Y.
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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
MEANT YES ALL THE TIME
Kitty Feared Lest Answer Of the
Previous Evening Might Be Taken
Literally by Her Lover.

Il am in too much of a hurry to
write a superscription. or whatever II
is you write at the beginning OF let
ter. and ] am going to send this on
at once by a delivery boy: because
IL suddenly came to me what a risk
] was running-with life so uncertain.
and all. You see. it's like this:
Last evening. when you told me
you loved me. and | was so startled
and surprised land all the time Id
/. known more about il than yOu) and
when you begged me to marry you.
and J said No. | never could and no.
and no over and over. all evening-O.
dear. how can | explain? Well. It
seemed all right. and all-but then
this morning 1t suddenly came to me
what IL you should die or something
before you come over again. and never
know.
Because. you see. everyone Of
those nos was as black as the trey
of clubs. not little white lies at all.
but regular ebony. Because it isn't
no at all. It's yes o. a great big
yes; only | wanted to make you wait.
and make me say 1t! o. why are
girls made like that? | don't know
I'm as ignorant of the machinery In
side of me as ! am of the little Gravity
wheels in my watch. And | just did
what my diabolical ancestor grand
mothers did. ! suppose. when | said
no. and | meant yes But | was
scary this morning when | got think
ing of what il never had a chance
at all to change it. and tell you the
truth.
SO | just took a pencil stub out of
my smallest brothers pocket and q
piece OF mothers best stationery and
sat down here On the floor. with my
door locked. t. scribble this OF to
you. Good by. And-'yes. yes. yes!'
kitty."-Chicago Tribune.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Sure of CONGREGATION.

A Scottish prison chaplain, recently
appointed entered one of the cells on
his first round of inspection and thus
addressed the prisoner who occupied
it.
well, my man, do you know who l
ann"
NO, nor / dinna care," was the
nOnchalant reply.
We'll, I'm your new chaplain"
"Oh, we are? Then l hae heard O.
we before!"
And what did you hear?" returned
the chaplain. his curiosity getting the
better of his dignity.
We'll, l heard that the last twa
kinks We were in We preached them
bath empty; but l can say We wilma
find it quite sa easy to do the same
wi this one"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
MERELY A SMALL MATTER
Mr.. and Mrs. Geer Really Had No
Need to Worry-Their Precious
Car Was Safe.

About two o'clock last night Mr. and
Mrs. Hy Geer were awakened by q
mysterious noise.
Listen" said Hy, and they sat up
in the dark
Somebody's breaking into the ga
rage" Mrs. Geer whispered.
"Ill go and see." answered Hy.
In dressing gown and slippers he
stole out of the house and across the
lawn.
The garage doors were locked.
There was no sign of anything wrong.
He returned to the house and re-
ported.
81 wonder what it could have BEEN"
said Mrs. Geer. I'm sure | heard
something"
$50 did l." said Hy; but the cars
all right"
They were almost asleep. when sud-
denly Mrs. Geer reused with a start
Perhaps it isn't the car at all"
said she. Perhaps it's baby"
by George, | never thought Of
him." replied Mr.. Geer.
They found that their six-mvnth-old
son had fallen out of his crib.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Irresistible.

John d. Rockefeller tells this story
on himself:
"GOlfing one bright winter day,
had for caddie boy who didn't know
me. An unfortunate stroke landed me
in a clump of high grass.
My, MY said. What am l to
do now?
"'See that there tree said the boy.
pointing to a tall tree a mile away.
Well, drive straight for that
Il lofted vigorously. and, fortunate
ly. my ball scared up inNk$he air, it
landed, and it rolled riglNon to the
putting green.
'How's that, my boy?' I cried.
Gee, boss he said, If l had your
strength and you had my brains, what
a pair we'd make,' "-Tit-Bits
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Jokes Taken Serjouslv

Doctor Huxley. the great English
scientist. who ,being good Judge OF
mem both admired and trusted Doc
tor Ward OF Oxford. once made a Joke
about Ward having a stake tor here
tics in his back garden. That Joke IL
probably known more widely. and
taken more seriously. than all the
serious debates OF these two great
men.
The same sort n people who can
only remember about Huxley a MIRA.
Gle which ne regarded as a legend
can only remember about Ward, q
phrase which ne took as a Joke.
Why hearty ievities OF this FIND
are ever discussed seriously afterward
must be mystery to any man who
has had any frierds; but they are 80
discussed-about w. G. Ward as about
Doctor Johnson.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Process Of MAKING Blood.

Natures process of making blood Is
interesting. Briefly. 1t is on this wise:
When the stomach and other alimen.
tary organs have completed their di.
gestive work the blood-forming mate
rial is absorbed by innumerable little
mouths. and conducted through a maze
of assimilating glands to a storage
pocket in the regions of the kidneys.
From this receptacle the refined blood
material passes upward through q
long goose-quill-sized tube emptyine
into a great vein between the neck
and the heart. The heart receives
this crude. rich blood and pumps IT
mao the lungs. where it is oxygenized
and purified. Then the life-sustain
ing stream returns to the heart to be
forced out to the remotest tissues of
the body.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
ONLY A FEW PlMPLES
But Many More May Come II You
Neglect Them. Try cuticura Free.

Cuticura Soap and Ointment are
most effective in clearing the skin Of
pimples, blackheads. redness, rough
ness, itching and irritation as we'll as
freeing the scalp Of dandruff. dryness
and itching, besides satisfying every
want Of the toilet and nursery.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Y,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
| NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
Little Jimmy's Explanation Of the Per.
SEPARATION No Doubt Satisfied His
Fond Mother.

Senator Clarence D. Clark of Wy
oming smiled the other day when ref
erence was made to the bright sayings
of the kiddie folk. He said he was re-
minded Of small party named jim
my.
One afternoon little Jimmy had been
playing rather strenuously in the
street. When he returned to his hap
by home he had an overheated look.
Jimmy" exclaimed his mother, on
seeing the youngster, come here a
moment"
"Yes, ma'am." obeyed Johnny. quick
ly hustling to his mothers side.
What in the world have you been
doing?" demanded the fond parent.
Your head is all perspiration."
That's all right, mamma" was the
Indifferent response of Jimmy. MY
roof leaks"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
UGH! CAL0MEL MAKES YOU SICK!
CLEAN LIVER AND BOWELS MY WAY
Just Once! Try "Dodsons Liver Tone" When Bilious Const
pated, Headachy-Don't Lose Days Work.

Liven up your sluggish liver! Feel
fine and cheerful; make your work q
pleasure; be vigorous and full of am.
bition. But take no nasty, danger
GUS calomel, because it makes you
sick and you may lose a days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver,
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite. breaking it up. That's
when you feel that awful nausea and
cramping.
Listen to me! II you want to enjoy
the incest, gentlest liver and bowel
cleansing you ever experienced just
take a spoonful of harmless Dodson's
Liver Tone. Your druggist or dealer
sells you a so cent bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone under my personal money.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
The Silent Few.

But what is 1t to me II nations shall
fall a-slaughtering each other? Let
the fools 90 to it! Why should they
not riease themselves? Let them rend
and be rent, let them paddle in blood
and viscera till-if that would ever
happen-their stomachs turn. Let
them blast the cornfield and the or
chard. fire the home. For all that,
there will yet be found some silent
few. who go their way amid the still,
meadows. who bend to the flower and
watch the sunset: and these alone
are worth a thought.-From Private
Papers Of Henry Ryecroft." by George
Gissing. published in 1903J.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

back guarantee that each spoonful
will clean your sluggish liver better
than dose Of nasty calomel and that
1t won't make you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You'll know 1t next morn
ing, because you will wake up feel
ing fine. your liver will be working.
your headache and dizziness gone,
your stomach will be sweet and your
bowels regular.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and
cannot salivate. Give 1t to your chill.
dren. Millions of people are using
Dodson's Liver Tone instead of dan
gerous calomel now. Your druggist
will tell you that the sale of calomel
is almost stopped entirely here.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Sad Omission.

Dorothy was so homesick at her first
party that the hostess mother suggest
ed that it would be better for her to go
home. Dorothy gladly accepted the
idea. but few minutes later, answer
ing a timid knock at the door. the
hostess mother found Dorothy bathed
in tears.
We'll Dorothy, l am glad to see you
again. Did you decide to come back? ?"
mo. MN. f-f-forgot ito say l ha-
had such a nice time!"-Christian
Register.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Proper Lighting.

Add immensely to the attractive
ness of your home by diffusine the
lights insteaL OF focusing them on
one point. Eye strain will be relieved
and shadows and outlines will be soft.
ened. especially when amber lights
are used. The new indirect lighting
fixtures are replacing old-fashioped
ones. making the lighting problem
more artistic and less expensive.
Much the same effect may be pro-
duced with less expense by frosted
bulbs and globes. There are various
types of this indirect lighting suitable
for all rooms. from the kitchen to
the parlor. and It is to be recommend.
ed as a blessing to the busy eyes and
the tense nerves OF today.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Sort Of CooIish.

The hero-worshiping young girl was
futtering about the soldier just re-
turned from the war. They tell me-"
she said. that in times Of danger you
were as cool as an iceberg"
Il should say was" said the young
soldier. why, l was so cool | act
ually shivered."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
What Bothered Him.

How far ahead can you go with
your family, Jones?" his inquisitive
friend asked.
"Oh, | never worry about my fam
lily; what bothers me is how far back
/ can go with my tailor"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Tap, Tap.

Son was showing the old folk from
up country through the financial dis
trict.
The street we just passed is Cedar
and this is Pine" said the son guide.
You see, everybody wants to knock
wood before he reaches Wall street."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
WAS MISERABLE
COULDN'T STAND
Testifies She Was Restored
to Health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
COMPOUND.
Lackawanna, N. Y" After my first
child was born felt very miserable and

cOulQ not stand on
my feet. My sister,
in-law wished me to
try Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound and my
nerves became firm,
appetite good, step
elastic, and / lost
that weak, tired
feeling. That was
six years ago and I
have had three fine
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
No Surprise,

Fortune Teller-Madame, there are
dark thoughts passing through your
husbands mind.
Patron-Oh, that's all right. He's
thinking about ordering the winter
coal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Reason Enouoh,

There's man who was given up
by every doctor who looked at him"
You don't say so? Why he looks
as strong as an OK"
That's just it. They don't think
he will ever be sick"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Treatment Of Sores,

5ES6k1UCHG OF SOTSJs
Apply Hanford's Balsam lightly and
you should find that gradually the sore
Will diminish in size. The older the
case the longer it will take. but it will
help the hard cases. after other rem
edies fail. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

Generally speaking. a physician is q
man who tells you the things you like
best are not good for you.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Modified.

Are you not afraid that moths will
get in the house, now that your wom-
en-folk are away?"
"Oh, suppose they will, but I'll give
EN- a warm reception. I've got four
quarts of moth balls piled on the din
ing room table, and il a moth shows
above the trenches I'll start a bonn
bardment and keep it up all the eve
ming. but I'll force the moth to surren-
der"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

The movement to abolish the college
yell is not important. 1t is the college
prank that needs editing.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

For genuine comfort and lasting pleas
ure use Red Cross Ball Blue on wash day
All good grocers. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
lmpudence.

See here. Jane. this mirror is so
dusty can't see myself in it,"
We'll. l should think you would
thank me-"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

There is nothing better than the old
fashioned brand of homemade charity
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

Somehow the market always seems
to be open for the other fellows ideas.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
1t9 Nature.

rs this condiment hot?'
1T can't be; it's chilly sauce."-Bal.
timore American.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

II you desire to arouse the enthusi
asm Of a tightwad, take him out and
show him q ten cent store.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

What Generated Il.
What caused the GOODNESS between
you and Jones?
"A heated argument"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
To DIVE Out Malaria
And Build Up The system

Take the Old Standard GROVE S
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what yQp are taking. as the formula Is
printed on every label showing 1t Is
Quinlne and Iron in tasteiess form. The
QuInine drives out malaria, the Iron
builds up the system. 50 cents Adv
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Year After War

Year After Year.
They can't fool all the people all
the time"
But the summer hotel proprietor
manages to stick US for two weeks Of
it."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

Pain In the side? Rub on and rub
In Hanford's Balsam thoroughly. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

Happy is the home where Red Cross
Ball Blue is used. Sure to please All
grocers. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Proud Cow.

Flatbush-Whats the COW slashing
her tail about so, for? Are the flies
bad about her?
Bensonhurst-No; we don't have
any flies here; but believe me, that
cows pretty proud of her pedigree!
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

Some men are cranks and some are
self-starters.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

One may escape danger by forti-
tude.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
A Fast Goer.

"How's the new servant getting
along"
Rapidly. Next Tuesday she'll have
been gone a week. Free
Press
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

A woman never eats when she has
anything else to do.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
At the Wrona Place.

AZ the wrong Piace.
Did you hear that there was a man.
eating shark discovered in the harbor
yesterday" breathlessly asked the
summer girl.
We'll, there's one good thing about
it, he'll die Of starvation" said the
second summer girl.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

Some men are never neutral. They
are either kicking or being kicked.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Naturally

His wife suspects that he lives q
double life"
so she is naturally anxious to find
out how the other half lives"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that 1t
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

The Easiest Way.
How is Jinks paving his way?"
With gold bricks"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

Careful Listener.
Il haven't heard a speech in many
day that impressed me the way
yours did," said the studious-looking
man.
Il presume that is intended for .
compliment" replied the beaming or
ator.
Yes. sir. / took down SO words l
didn't know the meaning Of and you
must have used at least so more"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

Roadmans Guide Ts. noS cs e %.i: Han
other plans tor Nc. w. 4. Canon. AdamsviiIe Tenn
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

First coffee that has been thoroughly when green
Proper changes of mellow
rich favor.
Next be roasted by under perfect condons
Sku roasting brings the full decacy of the natural favor
Unsku roasting spos the favor and heavy and
full loss in weight.
Finally, coffee be packed in that will fresh,
and protect it from outside odors and from moisture
In Arbuckles Coffee get all these Advantage You get
coffee thoroughly aged when sfy and uniformly roasted
then guarded from moisture and odors in special sanitary sealed
packages.
Hyou haven't used Arbuckles Coffee lately See
what big value ge-how the delicious favor will and
satisfy. Get package today
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

W. N. u, LITTLE ROCK. NO. 4o-1s1s.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1915-12-17
NORTH ATLANTIC
IN STORMS GRASP
SNOW AND WIND CAUSE MANv
ACCIDENTS IN LARGE EAST.
ERN CITIES.

WASHINGTON, Dec. 14-Tbo
storm, which in the last twentv.four
hours brought to the north Atlantic
seaboard and the Great Lakes region
the first heavy snowfall of the season
was central tonight off Sandy Hook
New Jersey, and was moving north.
eastward.
The weather bureaus forecasters
predicted more snow tomorrow in
New York, Pennsylvania, New Jer.
sey and New England, and because of
nigh winds accompanying the dis
turbance ordered warnings to shin.
ping displayed at coast points from
Sandy Hook north
The heaviest snowfall reported to-
day was five inches at PHILADELPHIA.
New York City reported the greatest
wind velocity, maximum of GA miles
an hour
No unreasonable temperatures
were recorded in the storm area hut
coldWave in the northwest TODAY sent
the mercury there to new low marks
for the season. North Dakota report
ed the winters first zero weather
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1915-12-17
SEVERE WINTER
IN DARDANELLES
HALF RATlONS ADD TO DIS.
TREsslNG CONDITION IN THE
DARDANELLES.

LONDON, Dec. l4.-Winter in the
Dardanelles is proving to be a severe
test for the Australians and Turks
alike.
Reuters correspondent at this front
reports that the first blizzard of ear.
ly December found the Turks thor.
oughly unprepared. 1t was necessary
for them to evacuate several posi-
lions as the trenches were flooded.
The bodies of several Turkish sol
diers, as we'll as number of dead
mules, were washed down into the al
lied trenches. Prisoners taken by
the Australians were poorly clad, and,
the correspondent says, reported the
Turkish troops were on half rations
pending an improvement in their com.
munications.
The colonial troops, including the
Maoris from New Zealand. withstood
the cold, although manv of them had
never seen snow before The British
authorities believe that owing to their
hardy physique and excellent equip
ment the colonials will get through
the winter in satisfactory condition.
Turkish activities recently have
NJ yadt 4ryNI,
Such attacks as have been made have
not been pushed. Severe weather is
expected through January and Feb
rpary.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1915-12-17
ALLIES CARRY OUT
SUCCESSFUL RETREAT
TO GREEK TERRITORIES
CONTINUED from First Page,

tier would be welcomed in Greece
and that therefore, if it has been de-
cided to follow the entente allies the
task will be undertaken by Austrians
and Germans.
however, with the railway destroy
ed, it may be some days before Greece
is called upon to take action and by
that time the Anglo-French forces
should be safe in the defenses of Sa-
lonika and under the guns of their
ships.
The Serbian army is resisting the
Austrians and Bulgarians in Albania,
while the Austrians are making very
slow progress in their efforts to over
whelm Montenegro, where heavy
fighting continues
Only small actions have taken place
on the eastern and western fronts.
On the Callipoli peninsula a fall OF
snow is impeding the operations, al
though the entente allied ships keep
things lively for the Turks, whose at
tempt at an offensive last week seems
to have failed
A British official report says that
the Turkish attacks at Kul-El-Anara,
where British renforcements are ar
irving have been repulsed The at
tacks were made from all sides but
the British position was so strong
that the Turks were unable to make
any impression on it.