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The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
AS 1T APPEARED TO EBEN
Surely Was Something Of a Miracle
as Event Was Explained by
The Minister.

Here is one of George w. Cables
good southern stories:
I'm town In Georgia lives an old
colored fellow who is real thorn In
the side of the local ministers, for
the old fellow is always asking embar-
RAISING questions of them touching
mooted theological points" says Mr..
Cable.
One day old Eben had long and
earnest discussion with his pastor in
reference to just what constituted a
miracle. The minister found 1t no
easy matter to make his ideas clear
to Eben.
at s'pose, now, said the preacher,
dat de greatest of all de miracles
was that of de loaves and fishes. You
member, of co'ce, dat dere was five
thousand loaves and two thousand
fishes which was eaten by the twelve
apostles
'Sho.' member replied old Eben,
with a smile, AN 1t always 'peared to
me dat de miracle was dat dey didn't
bust THE Sunday Magazine.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
BIG EATERS HAVE BAD
KIDNEYS AND BACKACHE
Take a Glass Of Salts at Once II Your
Back is Hurting or Kidneys and
Bladder Trouble You.

The American men and women must
guard constantly against Kidney trou-
BILE, because we eat too much and all
our food is rich. Our blood is filled
with uric acid which the kidneys
strive to filter out, they weaken from
overwork, become sluggish; the elimi-
native tissues clog and the result is
kidney trouble, bladder weakness and
q general decline in health.
When your kidneys feel like Jumps
of lead; your back hurts or the urine
is cloudy, full Of sediment or you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night; If you suffer
with sick headache or dizzy, nervous
spells, acid stomach, or you have rheu-
matism when the weather Is bad, get
from your pharmacist about four
ounces Of Jad Salts; take a table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for few days and your kid
neys will then act fine This famous
salts is made from the acid OF grapes
and lemon juice, combined with llthia,
and has been used for generations to
flush and stimulate clogged kidneys;
to neutralize the acids in the urine 30
It no longer is source Of irritation,
thus ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in.
jure, makes delightful effervescent
Whitewater beverage, and belongs in
every home, because nobody can make
a mistake by having a good kidney
flushing any time.-Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
GAS, DYSPEPSIA
AND INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin" settles sour
gassy stomachs in Five
minutes-Time It!

You don't want slow remedy when
your stomach is bad-or an uncertain
one-or harmful one-your stomach
is too valuable; you mustn't injure it.
Pepe's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in giving relief; its harmless
ness; its certain unfailing action in
regulating sick, sour, gassy stomachs
Its millions Of cures in indigestion,
dyspepsia, gastritis and other stomach
troubles has made 1t famous the world
over.
Keep this perfect stomach doctor in
your home-keep it handy-get large
fifty.cent case from any dealer and
then II anyone should eat something
which doesn't agree with them; If
what they eat lays like lead, ferments
and sours and forms gas; causes head
ache, dizziness and nausea; eructa-
tions of acid and undigested food
remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsin
comes in contact with the stomach all
such distress vanishes. Its prompt
ness, certainty and ease in overcoming
the worst stomach disorders is reve-
lation to those who try it.-Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
Glrlsl Beautlfy Your Hair! Make It
Soft, Fluffy and Luxuriant-Try
the Moist Cloth.

Try as you will, after an application
of Danderine, you cannot find a single
trace Of dandruff or falling hair and
your scalp will not itch, but what will
please you most, will be after few
weeks use, when you see new hair,
fine and downy at first-yes-but real
ly new hair-growing all over the
scalp.
A little Danderine Immediately dou-
bles the beauty of your hair No differ
ence how dull, faded brittle and
scraggy, just moisten cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw it
through your hair, taking one small
strand at time The effect is i'm
mediate and amazing-your hair will
be light, fluffy and wavy, and have an
appearance of abundance; an incom-
parable luster, softness and luXuri-
ance, the beauty and simmer of true
hair health.
Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store and prove
that your hair is as pretty and soft
as any-that 1t has been neglected or
injured by careless treatment-that's
all Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
NO eUSfARB FOR REGINALD
Young Wife Had Done Her Best, But
Probably the Cook Book Was
at Fault.

Reginald loved his wife tenderly
and devotedly, but he had to acknowE
edge in the inmost recesses of his
heart that the hand that welded the
powder puff lost its art in the pud-
ding basin.
What pudding would you like to-
night, love?" she cooed at breakfast
time.
"oh, anything" he whispered des-
perately.
Anything" she reiterated in a
panied tone.
We'll, you know old girl; anything
light-only don't tire yourself out"
you shall have your favorite-cus
tard, DEAR" she promised.
Toward seven o'clock Reginald re
turned, but the sound of weeping and
crashing of teeth greeted his trained
ear.
Whatever is it, my dear girl?" he
implored, as he rushed into the
kitchen.
"O-o.o.oh!" she sniveled on his
waistcoat, 1--WE been making you Gus
tards all the afternoon and"
And what, pet?"
They all t-t.turned out sponge
cakes!"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
MYSTERIES Of Golf.

Josephus Daniels, secretary Of the
navy, was invited the other day to go
out and play golf
81 can't play It," said Daniels; 81
made up my mind some time ago not
to go in for golf until they change the
rules"
How do you mean?"
We'll, until they change the rules
and make it as good a game as
shiny"
That recalls the tale they tell about
the time Franklin X Lane. now secre-
tary of the interior, first undertook the
mastery of golf.
Two enthusiasts over the game lent
large set of clubs to Lane and they
played a round. When they had
reached the last hole. Lane walked
over to the nearest teeing place and
began attempts to drive off with each
club in his sack, one after another.
THE games all over" they ex-
planned
Well" asked Lane. picking up an
other kind of club, cant play my
hand out?"-New York Sun.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

tons. had fainting spells, bloated,
and could hardly stand the pain in my
left side. My husband insisted that l
try Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, and am so thankful did,
for l am now a well woman. / sleep
better, do oil my homework and take
long walks. Inever fail to praise Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for
my good health. Mrs. ]. M. REscH,
1900 West Broadway, Louisville, KY.
Since we guarantee that all testimo-
mails which we publish are genuine, is it
not fair to suppose that If Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has the
virtue to help these women 1t win help
any other woman who is suffering In
like manner2
If you are III do not drag along until
an operation Is necessary, but at once
take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Write to Lydia T.. Pinkham
Medicine Co., (con1ldentiaD Lynn,
Mass. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by woman
and held in strict confidence.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
FARMERS NEED THE BIRDS
For Purely Selfish Reasons the De-
struction of Feathered Songsters
Should Be Stopped.

Birds are the chief protectors of our
trees. Who ever heard of codling moth
and San Jose and other scales when
the orchards were full OF birds? Now
that these feathered helpers have been
driven out of wood and field, man is
compelled to resort to all sorts of vex-
atious and difficult struggles against
the enemy of fruit and tree
The birds are the very best destroy
ers of weeds. Native sparrows, fnches,
grosbeaks, redpolls, longspurs, COW.
birds feed hungrily upon the fall weed
seeds at time when the crops have
been gathered and they can do no
harmto it.
The best helper a farmer can have
is host Of birds. But instead of rec
ognizing these efficient helpers, so gen
erNusly provided by nature, we wan
TONY slay them by the hundreds for
fun-Kendallville News-Sun.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
BAD DREAMS
Caused by Coffee.

81 have been coffee drinker, more
or less, ever since can remember, un-
til few months ago ! became more
and more nervous and irritable, and
finally | could not sleep at night for |
was horribly disturbed by dreams OF
all sorts and species of distressing
nightmare.
Finally, after hearing the expert
ence of numbers of friends who had
quit coffee and we're drinking Postum,
and learning of the great benefits they
had derived, | concluded coffee must
be the cause of my trouble. SO / got
some Postum and had it made strictly
according to directions.
81 was astonished at the flavor and
taste. 1t entirely took the place of
coffee, and to my very great satisfac.
ton, / began to sleep peacefully and
sweetly. My nerves improved, and |
wish could wean every man. woman
and child from the unwholesome drug
drink-coffee.
People do not really appreciate or
realize what powerful drug it is and
what terrible effect 1t has on the hui
man system. If they did, hardly a
pound of coffee would be sold. would
never think of going back to coffee
again. would almost as soon think
of putting my hand in a fire after !
had once been burned. Yours for
health"
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum - must be well
boiled. 15c and Csc packages.
Instant Postum-is soluble pow
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
In a cup Of hot water and. with cream
and sugar, makes delicious beverage
Instantly. 30o and SOC tins.
The cost per cup Of both kinds is
about the same.
There's Reason" for Postum.
sold by GrocerA
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
'CASCARETS' FOR
LIVER, BOWELS
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a 1O-cent box now.

No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation, indiges-
ton, biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach, liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight; put an end to the
headache, biliousness, dizziness, nerv-
BUSINESS, sick, sour gassy stomach,
backache and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs of all the
bile, gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 10-cent box means health, happi,
ness and clear head for months.
No more days of gloom and distress
If you will take a Cascaret now and
then, All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little in.
sides need a cleansing, too. Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
Parson Knew Better.

Uncle Jim Sugarfoot killed a fine
rabbit for the entertainment of Parson
Heavegrace, who was expected to din
ner, but as rabbits we're out of season
he thought to avoid what might prove
an embarrassing situation by making
the parson think it was chicken he
was eating.
Brother Heavegrace," said Uncle
Jim, when 1t came time for second
helping. what part of de bird would
you like now"
With a merry twinkle in his half
closed eyes, Parson Heavegrace re-
piled:
IF you all don mind, All think Ah'll
take de gizzard. Pittsburgh Chron'
icle.Telegraph.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
The Better Method,

The deacons of a church we're dis
cussing possible ways of Kidding them.
selves of an undesirable pastor who
paid no heed to pointed suggestions
that his resignation would be accept.
able. Finally one of the deacons said:
IF we make large reduction in
his salary 1t would probably have the
effect of making him resign"
81 know a surer way than that"
said the other deacon. Let US double
his salary and he will fall dead"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
CARE FOR CHILDREN'S
Hair and skin With cuticura. Moth.
ing Easier. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify the
skin and scalp, the Ointment to
soothe and heal rashes, itchings, red
ness, roughness, dandruff, etc. Moth
ing better than these fragrant super
creamy emollients for preserving and
purifying the skin, scalp and hair.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound they
would enjoy better
health. / suffered
from a female trou-
BILE, and the doctors
decided 1 had q
humorous growt tn
and would have to
be operated upon,
but / refused as | do
not believe in opera
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

"The first Of last December I de-
cided to try Peruna. My appetite
improved, and very soon solid foods
could be taken. In two months time
gained 1s pounds. Now I am
heavier than l ever was before. When
/ began to use Peruna my bowels
commenced to move at once"
Those who object to liquid medi-
cines can now procure Peruna in
Tablet form.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

At the Marshall home there was
much discussion of woman suffrage
and other political questions, and lit
tie Vera had always been a very much
interested listener
What will you do when you can
vote?" a visitor asked her.
Help to put candy on the free list"
was the unexpected reply.-Youth's
Companion.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
money Rackn Medioine.

Our readers never risk a cent when
they buy Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh
because every dealer in this liniment
is authorized to refund the money II
the Balsam is not satisfactory. Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
An Ohio DRUGGIST
Vim. VoeeL S67
May Sk,Akron,
Ohio, prifes:

Through cold
and exposure and
1 m proper food
during the food, /
was taken with
appendicitis an d
acute intestinal
catarrh. In June
and July my life
was despaired of,
but recovered suf-
ficiently to be up
and around. My
b ow els seemed
paralyzed. Could
eat no solid food.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
4 n n n Y n n
PROOF Positive.

Visitor-The dear baby has got its
grandmother's nose.
Aggrieved Papa-No, it hasn't, FOR
she was around here this morning
poking 1t into our business
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

What has become of the old-fash-
Toned man who used to predict the
weather with a goose bone?
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
Winter Picnlcs.

do you enjoy winter picnics"
"Oh. yes, indeed, but thev hardly
seem like picnics without spiders"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

DO you see where the Futurists
and Cubists have gone to SDain?"
Maybe they use their pictures on
the bulls to infuriate them in the
ring"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
Stunq.

After you refused Jack did he pro
pose again."
Yes; but 1t was to another girl"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
The Chances.

DO you think the chances of the
hobble skirt are promising?"
81 think they are very slim"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

Every girl VOWS when she marries
that she will not stand for neglect
from her husband the way her poor
old mother does.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

A new coffee stralner can be fas-
tened inside any pot by wires inserted
in the spout.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

Where did you go in the theater.
Mrs. Comeup?'
I'VE sat in the mezzotint boxes. but
the girls preferred seats in the
parokeet"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

For sprains and bruises apply Han
fords Balsam thoroughly. Put it on,
and rub 1t in. Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
BLACK
.E(1

The superiority Of Cutter products n due TO over IL
year Of specializing In vaoolnes and serumS only.
lnStt on Cutters. II unobtainable, order dlres
The Cutter Laboratory. Berkeley. Ca or Chieano. III
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
rhe sOft Coal Question.

rs she blonde or brunette?"
81 don't know; ! met her in Pitts.
burgh. Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
The Natural Kind.

What kind of ships do they have
dog watches on?"
"Why, banks, of course"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

He who gets rich quick is apt to
go broke in a hurry.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
The Execution.

Payton-Are all the children bright
Parker No; ones level-headed.-
Life.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

We hope it isn't true that some Of
the married men in England went to
war for the sake of peace.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

Happy is the home where Red Cross
Ball Blue is used. Sure to please. AL
grocers. Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

A gentleman doesn't have to go
around assuring people that he is
one
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

The wideawake man doesn't wait for
opportunity to knock at his door; he
meets her at the gate.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red. Weak, Watery
kyes and Srannlated Eyellds; No smartng-
By mail Free. Murine bye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

To quickly cool burns and take the
fire out use Hanford's Balsam. Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

For genuine comfort and lasting pleas.
ure use Red Cross Ball Blue on wash day.
All good grocers. Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

Men with a keen sense of humor
never try to tell funny stories.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

Rock from which Portland cement
can be made has been discovered in
the Philippines.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
II Ones SUFFICIENT. VIM Proceed?

II Ones Sufficient, Why Proceed?
"a word to the wise is sufficient,
and" began the village bore.
Then let it go at that" snarled ].
Fuller Gloom, who is blessed with
mean disposition.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

Mary's little lamb sometimes grows
up and becomes the goat.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29

One remedy with many uses-Han.
ford's Balsam of Myrrh. Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
WOMAN REFUSES
OPERATION
Tells How She Was Saved
by Taking Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable
Compound.

Louisville, Ky.-"I think If moresuf.
fering women would take Lydia e.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED

by Cutters Blaokleu Pills. Low
priced. fresh. reliable; preferred BY
Western stockmen. because they
protect where other Vaofines fail.
Write for booklet and testimonials.
l0-dose pkge. Blaokleg Pills $500
50-doSo pkue. Blaokleg Pills 400
IIsA anv inieofnr biif Ctilterfa best
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-01-29
Importsnt IN Motbars

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORlA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1915-06-09
(First publication June 2-4t).
Citation for Hearing on Petition fo'
Administration.

(First publication June 2-4t).
Citation for Hearing on Petition for
Administration.
Estate of John Aim.
State Of Minnesota, County of Kandi-
yOhi, In Probate Court.
In the Matter of the Estate of John
Aim, Decedent.
The State Of Minnesota, to Caroline
Aim, J. B. Aim, Emil Aim and Alfred
Aim, and all persons interested in the
granting of administration of the
estate of said decedent: The petition
of Caroline Aim having been filed in
this Court, representing that John
Aim, then a resident of the County of
Kandiyohi, State of Minnesota, died
intestate on the 9th day of March,
1915; and praying that letters of ad-
ministration of his. estate be granted
to Caroline Aim and J. B. Aim and the
Court, having fixed the time and place
for hearing said petition: THERE
FORE, YOU AND EACH OF YOU,
are hereby cited and required to show
cause, if any you have, before this
Court at the Probate Court Rooms in
the Court House, in the City of Will
mar, in the County of Kandiyohi,
State of Minnesota, on the 28th day
of June, 1915, at o'clock p. M, why
said petition should not be- granted.
Witness, the Judge of said Court,
and the seal of said Court, this 10th
day of May, 1915.
COURT SEAL) T. o. GILBERT,
Probate Judge.
ROBERT D. JONES,
Attorney for Petitioner,
Milbank, s. D.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1915-06-09
(First publication June 2-4t).

First publication June 2-4t).
Order Limiting Time to File Claims,
and for Hearing Thereon.
Estate of Ole Lundquist.
State of Minnesota, County of Kandi-
yohi, In Probate Court.
In the Matter of the Estate of Ole
Lundquist, Decedent.
Letters of Administration with will
annexed this day having been granted
to Oscar Lundquist,
It Is Ordered, that the time within
which all creditors of the above nam
ed decedent may present claims
against his estate in this court, be,
and the same hereby is, limited to six
months from and after the date here
of; and that Monday, the 9Th day of
December, 1915, at 2 o'clock p. M, in
the Probate Court Rooms at the Court
House at Willmar in said County; be,
and the same hereby is, fixed and ap-
pointed as the time and place for
hearing upon and the examination, ad-
justment and allowance of such
claims as shall be presented within
the time aforesaid.
Let notice hereof be given by the
publication Of this order in the Will
mar Tribune as provided by law.
Dated May 31st, 1915.
(SEAL) T. O. GILBERT,
Judge of Probate.
CHARLES JOHNSON,
Attorney, Willmar, MINI.