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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
INSECTS KILL MANY TREES
Borers Found 20 Be Cause of Death of
Fine Oaks in Sections of Some
Eastern States.

Last year in sections of the eastern
states many oak trees-some white
black oak-died and from apparently
no cause, except perhaps a season of
drought Examination of the bark
disclosed the fact that borers had
been at work in the trees, and these
insects were doubtless the direct cause
of the death of these fine trees
The larger galleries found under
meath the bark of the trees were made
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
a YounC GiIbertian,

HaTrys little cousin had every toy
known to the arts of toydom and to his
doting parents; so, when his Indian
suit showed signs of wear, it was re-
placed by a new one and the discard
ed splendor was divided between
Harry and another boy cousin. Harry
drew the fTinged and beaded trousers.
At first he was radiant, but glance at
himself in the mirror quenched his
Joy
"Oh, mother" cried he in sorrow,
I'm nothing but a haIfbreed."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
ELKHART LAKE WOMAN
FINDS SWIFT RELIEF
Mrs. Rrieske Gets Wonderful Results
From Remedy.

Mrs. ". c. Brieske of EIkhart Lake.
Wis, after long suffering from de-
rangements of the stomach and diges-
tive tract, tried a dose Of Mayr's Won
derfuI Remedy. The results she had
long hoped for came quickIy-with the
first dose.
In a letter she told of her expert
ence:
Am writing to let you know that
your medicine has done me a lot Of
good. have two more bottles TO take.
I have passed between five and six
hundred accretions varying in size
from a pea TO a large hickory nut I
feel q whole lot better now. I am
going to have my mother try your
wonderful remedy"
Mayr's Wonderful Remedy gives per-
manent results for stomach. liver and
intestinal ailments. Eat as much and
whatever you like. No more distress
after eating, pressure Of gas in the
stomach and around the heart. Get one
bottle Of your druggist now and try it
on an absolute gUarantee-ifn not salts
factory money will be returned.-Adv.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Close FidurinU.

Are you going to take boarders
next summer"
NO" replied Farmer Corntossel
Foods too valuable to be fed to city
folks. I'm goin' to hire a doctor and
turn the place into a sanatOrium an
get customers that won't eat nothin
much except medicine"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
v. I've got toothache.
His Sons Father.

At a very fashionable and equally
expensive tailor shop about town
certain middle-aged, out-of-town Gus
toner discovered that he lacked suf1
cient change to pay for his humble
purchase pair of gray gloves.
May ! charge them?" he asked. 81
find haven't my checkbook with me"
What was the name?" demanded
the rather displeased tailor in peremp-
tory manner.
He was told the name and address
"Oh, that's all right, sir" exclaimed
the tailor, now beaming with exagger-
ated affability. Your son trades here"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
BABY LOVES HIS BATH
With Cuticura Soap Because SO Sooth.
ing When His Skin Is Hot.

These fragrant supercreamy emol-
lients are a comfort to children. The
Soap to cleanse and purify, the Oint-
ment to soothe and heal rashes, itch
ings, chafngs, etc. Nothing more eff
fective May be used from the hour
of birth, with absolute confidence.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
You Can Never Tell,

In a train of the Paris Metro, or sub
way. the attention of other passen-
gers was attracted to a pretty young
woman dressed as a Red Cross nurse.
Presently a soldier entered the car
a soldier with his head almost COM
pletely enveloped in bandages. The
young woman flew to him and asked
in a voice full of maternal solicitude:
You have been wounded, poor boy. >"
The mumbled reply of the soldier
was:
Nav. I've got toothache."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

What are the Smiths going to name
their new baby?"
"Oh, Mrs. Smith says she is going
to think long time over it, and get
something striking and unusual to go
with Smith"
Three months later-"There goes
Mrs. Smith, wheeling little John in
a go-cart."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
An AwfuI IoIF

DeAuber (proudly)--Here is a lit
tie painting have just finished What
do you think of it, old chap?
Artless-It isn't half bad. By the
way, did you draw on your magma
ton for those ostriches in the back
ground?
DeAuber-Ostriches Why, you
measly, squint-eyed duffer, those are
angels
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Drawing the Line.

BnI-Are you a vivisectionist?
JilI-What's that?
why one who believes in cutting
things
We'll, I'm a vivisectionist when it
comes to cutting household expenses,
but not when it comes to cutting my
salary"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Enos for HatchinQ.

Turkey eggs and goose eggs will
keep in good hatchable condition for
some time. We have kept both kinds
for 81 days and secured excellent
matches. Hen eggs will not keep so
well. They should not be kept over
two weeks. Duck eggs not over ten
days. For best results, duck eggs
should not be over a week old.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Exnressinn His EeeIfnns.

I'm combating the diseases carried
by the fly, it is computed that $751;.
100000 is spent in the country each
year." said a gray-haired practitioner
in the congress of physicians.
Mr. Chairman" came from one Of
the new recruits in the rear of the
hall, Il move that we pass a vote of
thanks to the fly"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Eddor With Pure-sreds.

It is a sad mistake to imagine that
pure-bred hogs require no more atten-
ton than scrubs. They are more ner-
vous and more easily injured by bad
treatment, but if cared for as their
pedigree demands they will return TO
the owner good money with interest
many times more than the scrub.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Care of Little Pigs.

Too much straw in the pen is as
bad as too little The pigs will bur-
row beneath the straw and the SOW
will overlay and injure or kill them
Soured Stops are not good for the
young pigs, and should not be fed to
them or TO the mother. Plenty Of salt
and ashes should always be handy for
the SOW and her pigs.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
1ld15HEEKzEzP5zB51 K q
IS az 81 ASN11LL2 " y
ne Execution.

Mr.. Bacon-I see the only repre-
sentative of the women's clubs OF
Alaska to attend the recent conFen-
ton OF the General Federation of
Women's Clubs wore a necklace of
gold nuggets which she had dug out
and washed herself.
70 Mrs. Bacon-It must be interesting
to the girls to know that she didn't
play the piano while her mother
washed EN- for her.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
a Mean Man.

What are you working on now?"
81 am trying to combine the thistle
with the cactus"
"Of what use will be such a spiny.
thorny herb?"
q have promised to name a plant
after my mother-in-law This will be
it."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Easily Told.

81 see many women serve at the
front disguised as soldiers, without be-
ing detected"
Seems strange, too"
Yes; I've seen many women dis
guised as soldiers in comic operas, but
never a one that I couldn't detect.
Louisville Courier-JournaL
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Have Clean Feeding Trouohs,

Don't throw poultry food of any
kind upon the ground, or, il fact, any
where else where it is not clean. 1t
is surprising the amount of filth the
hens (and all poultry will pick up and
swallow with their food if it is not
placed in troughs. or upon clean floors.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
ScaIpino DAYS

Bacon see it has been computed
at the time of the arrival of Column
bus there were 25,0OO,O00 Indians in
North and South America.
Egbert-A man then didn't have to
go to barber shop to have his hair
attended to.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

This physical valuation of the rail-
roads will cost $5OOOO,O00 or more"
We'll, that is a good way to get
money into circulation. After that job
is finished I would suggest a commits
sion to count the burdock plants in
this country"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Greetings. Old FriendI

The okesmith-What did you do
with that coal joke, my dear?
His Wife, put it on top of the
wardrobe last spring.
The Jokesmith-WeIl. get it down
and dust it of. Perhaps it's still good
for a quart of coal.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
The Tired Business Man

These dance people don't cater to
US like other people do"
What do you mean?"
q s'pose US business men will have
to learn to dance, but they might at
least originate tired business mans
glide"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
a Rad B5roain

They say she literally bought the
count and low l guess she wishes
she'd bought him on the instalIment
plan
Why so?"
Then all she'd have to do would
be to stop payments and they would
take him away"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
a Don Nurse

$50 you want a little dog?" asked
the young man just married
Yes, DEAR" replied the young
wife.
But you couldn't whistle for a dog
when you wanted him to come to you,
Agnes"
No, dear, I know I couldn't. But
you could hire nurse, couldn't your"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

ALIENS FOOT-EASE for the TROOPS
over IOO, 900 packages of Aliens Foot-Ease, the
antiSeptic powder to shake into your shoes, are
being used by the German and Allied troops at
the Front because il rests the feet, gives in
slant relief to Corns and Bunions, hot, swollen
aching, tender feet, and makes walking easy.
Sold every where, 25c. Try 1t TODAY. Don't
accept any substitute. Adv.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
DECEPTIVE Appearances.

q am strong believer" said the
sourlooking old maid, in single bless
edness."
Dear me-" said the bride of a
month, how dangerous it is to Judge
from looks alone"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

be broadcasted or planted in rows. but
best results will be obtained when
planted in rows and cultivated. The
rows should be four or five feet apart
and the hills two to three feet apart
in the rows. Plant about three beans
to the hill
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Put on the WaItinn List

Congressman job, Ell?
What can you do?
MISUNDERSTANDING.
Congressman - Sorry, but those
high-salaried jobs are all taken long
ago. You must wait for a vacancy.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Constant Revelation,

Every time l read Shakespeare l
discover some idea that hadn't struck
me before"
Yes" replied the man who yawns.
But isn't it pretty much the same
way with an insurance policy?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

Benefit of Use of Leguminous
Crops lust Appreciated.
Aggressive Campaign Waged for Past
Few Years in Interest of Better
Farming Has Not Been With
out Its Reward.
by T. PARKER)

The soy bean, also known as ia
pan pea and sofa bean, is one of the
many good things that have come to
US from Asia. The writer first grew
it in 1872, but its real worth and value
have not been appreciated by US until
within the last few years.
As a forage crop, especially for
hogs, it is exceptionally fine. For best
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Failures With Sheen.

Many fail with sheep because they
do not keep the breeds best adapted
to their farms, and do not raise the
kind that the market demands and is
ready to pay the highest price for.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

my sides which the
doctors said W ere
caused by in1amma-
ton. / suffered 3
great d e al every
month and grew very
thin. / was under the
doctors care for two
long years without
any benefit. Finally
after repeated sug-
gestions to try it we
pot lydia E. Pink
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Brutal,

She-Before We were married ypu
praised the beauty of my eyes.
He-Wen, I didn't notice you squint-
ed Until your rich uncle died without
leaving you anything
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Hurts Horse Breeding Industry.

The deceit and trickery practiced
by slick statesmen in selling draft stall
great injury to the cause of horse
breeding in many sections.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Immortal utterance.

Mr.. Haberdash preparing an after
dinner peech)-Emily, who was it
said: Give me liberty, or give me
death?"
Mrs Haberdash-Harry Thawi
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Tommy's French,

First Tommy that they're
bringing out Of that church?
Second Ditto-It's one Of the Rubens
pictures they're saving. They say
this one is his hors douyreI-London
Opinion.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

Irate Father-How is it, sir, that l
find you kissing my daughter? How is
it, sir?
Brave Youth-Great, great!
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
The RHasnn-

That last criminal case in court
was railroaded."
Exactly; it was a train robbery"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Arkansas now has a woman's mini
mum wage law.
Drink Denison's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

A woman would rather have people
think her taiIor-made than self-made.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
The Course of Action

This book which had a page loose
in it. has undergone a legal action"
What was that?"
1T has been bound over to keep
the piece"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Jarred Him

= had a dreadful fall last night"
Tell me of it, Egbert."
My wife was talking; 1 hung on
every word, and then. and then"
Yes, yes, and then?"
Her voice brokei "-Harvard Lam
poon.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Poor papa!

Willie, did you see my new shaving
brush?"
Yep; nom is using it to repaint
the bird cage. "-CoIumbia Jester.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Different.

yes. Annabel is going for a nurse"
silly thing. She hasn't the cour-
age of mouse"
shes going for nurse in the NOV
les"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

Bacon-Some people profess to be.
HeVe the world is getting better.
Egbert-Well, don't you?
How can I when I read such things
as this statement that an Ohio musi
clan plays piano and violin at the
same time by his invention of Il
frame TO hold the latter and pedaIp
to operate the bow?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
cuItivates Taste for Mutton.

Countries adapted TO sheep raising
become large consumers Of mutton as
they increase in size.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Remedv for FeatherEatfnq.

Where feather-eating is practiced
try giving the fowls some sulphur, one
teaspoonful in the soft feed OF every
three fowls. two times q week
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
An Essential Particular.

KnickeT-Smith can tell the date
of the end of the war.
Bocker-Which end?
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

hams Vegetable Compound. After TAX
ing the third bottle of the Compound I
was able to do my homework and today
am strong and healthy again. l will
answer letters if anyone wishes to know
about my case. Mrs. JOSEPH AsELH,
Cos Fourth Avenue, Minneapolis, MINI.
Lydia E. 2inkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics or harmful
drugs, and today holds the record of
being the most successful remedy we
know for woman's ills. If you need such
q medicine why don't you try it
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you, write
to Lydia E.Pinlxham MedicineCOa
(cOnfidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a wOmans
and held in strict confidence.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Her DiHicuItv

Has that leading lady bad tenn
peri"
q wouldn't say that. But her artis-
tic temperament is most unreason-
able
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and GRADUATED Eyelds; No SmaTting-
Just Rye comfort Write for Book of the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Bye Remedy Co., Chicago
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
In the Home,

Yeast-Has your married brother
gone abroad to fight?
Crimsonbeak-Oh no; he can get
all the fighting he wants at home.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
The Direrence

Pop, why do they call man mis-
teri"
ITO distinguish him from a woman,
who is a mystery"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Breaking the News to Father,

Ooctor-Mr. Blinks. your wife is
very Ill indeed.
Blinks-Let me know the worst at
7nce-is it Atlantic City, Palm Beach
san Francisco?
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Indifferent,

What sort of man is Chubbins?"
'The kind who says, Go as far as
you like, but never offers to help pay
expenses"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

IS Tawkins liberal in his opin-
ions?"
No, but he's lavish Of them. Dos
ton Transcript.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

The man who attempts TO serve
two masters is liable 70 arrest for
bigamy.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
False Tins.

Some of the tips you get over the
wires are fakes"
Yes, tips that you might properly
call tele-phoney.'
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
No Doubt True,

OF men who never work lick,
Y GU doubtless know a few;
But turn EN- loose in a brewery,
And trouble they would brew.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
The Economy of It,

How is it that I paid so much
more for the same hat than you did?"
"Oh, you got yours at bargain
sale
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Cash Is CHEAPER,

Mrs. omespun-WhatU we con-
tribute to the minister's donation
party?
Farmer Homespun-Wal I dunno
Hannar! Taters is way up. pork is
way up, fowl is way up-weu save
money by giving him money"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

Marriage is a lottery in which
blank is man whose wife has TO take
in washing to support him.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

Gumshoe fanaticism is usually the
most dangerous of all,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

Tank Beverly, who eats out good
deal, says the greatest disgrace in the
country is the bad cooking.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Endless Supply.

A man will strive with purpose fair
To rid himself of present care;
And when he loses it he'll find
He has acquired another kind.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
PeachOIodX.

Oh, sentimentalist, take heed!
Uncertainty prevails.
Sometimes a girls a peach indeed:
Sometimes the fruit crop fails.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
AFTER SUFFERING
TWOLONG YEARS
Mrs. Aselin Was Restored to
Health by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.

Minneapolis, Minn.-"After my little
one was born was sick with pains in
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
HENS Euus Best.

Fullet eggs do not hatch as well as
zen eggs
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

The need Of the hour-sixty min
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Regret i Lightning,

Bacon-A Berlin professor esti-
mates the commercial value in cleo
tricity Of a fash of lightning lasting
for one-thousandth of a second at %
cents.
Egbert-That accounts for some
people being timid when there is light
ming. They hate to lose so much
money.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

by the common fat-headed borer, and
the smaller ones by the two-lined
chestnut borer. Both kinds of larvae
were present in the burrows.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

The Philosopher believe that ev-
cry man has his secret sorrow.
The Joker-Yes; even the man who
is outwardly happy has skeleton in
his midst.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13
Seems Incredible.

They are very congenial."
"A most unusual couple. They car
select wall paper without wrangling.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

There's nothing in a name-unless
you are a candidate for some Office.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-13

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the piece.