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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-04-07
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-04-07
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DQB er an UQllIppu III SuUUHdt W.
Meilen Iiibpeitlif, untommsn iolte-
Mun fdngt jebt aud an, sin5uIe5eu,
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tanbern befeBt.
4apitabt, 6. gtpril. Sruppen Dsr
| iiibafritaniI9en Union buben Barms
bao, cine stabt in DeutI6 : Suopelt-
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aus Qtben iagt, buB britti6e &ris9sa
I6iffe am Montag pteoer bic Sorts
an Der Ginfabrt in ben Safeu Don
Smprna bomboroirt bdtten. Die gent'
ri6t nurbe bon benz aapitGn oes griea
biI6en Oampfers v2lrcuoiu" ii6erS
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golsmtia, Gotta Ricu, 9ris9enlaro.
ben italieniI9en aOlonien, !5oadnoiia-
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nnhsres Mnterial 1u2ufiihren.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
SAUSAGES AT THEIR BEST
At This Season, When They Are Most
Popular. They Are Worth Much
Time and Attention.

Take a tablespoonful of seasoned
mashed potato and form into shells;
then press uneooked sausage in EACH
brush with the beaten yolk of egg
and set on a creased pan In hot oven
to cook; by the time the potato Is
heated through and Drowned the sau-
sage will be cooked. Garnish the dish
on which the shells are served with
parsley or watercress
Brown the sausage and drain free
from the fat; then let become cold.
Shred crisp cabbage and season with
celery salt and mayonnaise and ar
range the sausages in circle, placing
a tablespoonful of the mayonnaise in
the center.
Brown the sausages and arrange
on a hot dish. Drain off part of the
fat from the pan and add gradually
enough boiling water to make a
rich brown gravy. stirring all of the
time to loosen the Drowned sedi-
ment from the bottom of the pan. Be
careful that only enough water Is
added to have the gravy rich and not
diluted so as to be watery. Pepper
and salt can be added to suit the In
diyidual taste.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
to be safe here now. 1t may not

to be safe here now, 1t may not
an hour. You must go, all OF y
This house will be an inferno as so
as the SD falls back, and can't pos
sibly get your mother to appreciate
the fact, Miss Galland"
But l said that | did appreciate It
and that the Gallands have been in
infernos before-perhaps not as bad
as this one that is coming-but then,
the Gallands must keep abreast OF the
times" replied Mrs. Galland. 81 have
asked Minna and she prefers to re-
main. l am glad of that | am glad
now that we kept her, Marta. She is
as loyal as my old maid and the butler
and the cook were to your grand
mother in the last war. All, the G6&
lands had many servants them"
This isn't like the old war. Thit
place will be shelled. enfiladed! And
you two" the captain protested dee'
perately
l became a Galland when | mar,
ried." said Mrs Galland. "and the
Galland women have always remained
with their property in time of war.
Naturally, I shall remain"
Miss Galland, it was you-your in
huence | was counting on to" The
captain turned to Marta in a final ap.
peal
Mrs. Galland was watching her
daughters face intently.
We stay!" replied Marta, and the
captain saw in the depths of her eyes,
cold blue-black, that further argu-
ment was useless.
Now came the sweep of a rising roar
from the sky with the command to at.
tentien of the rush of fast express.
train past a country railway station.
Two Gray dirigibles with their escort
of aeroplanes were bearing toward the
pass over the pass road. The auto
matte and the rlemen in the tower
banged away to no purpose, but the
central sections of the envelope of the
rear dirigible had been torn in shreds;
it was buckling. Clouds of blue shrap
mel smoke broke around its gondola
A number of field-guns Joined forces
with battery OF high-angle guns IN
havoc that left a drifting derelict; the
remainder of the squadron had com
pleted its loop and was pointing
toward the plain.
From a great altitude, literally out
of the blue of heaven, high over the
Gray lines, Marta made out a Brown
squadron of dirigibles and planes de-
scending across the track of the
Grays.
The Gray dirigibles, stern on, were
little larger than umbrellas and the
planes than swallows; the Brown diri
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
TheLastS
FRED ERICK PA MER
(copyright. 1914. by Charles scribners sons)
SYNOPSIS.

At their home on the frontier between
the Browns and Grays Marta Galland and
her mother, entertaining Colonel Wester-
ling of the Grays, see Captain Ianstron.
staff Intelligence officer Of the Browns,
Injured by a fall in his aeroplane. Ten
years later. Westerling. nominal vice but
real chief of staff, reinforces South La
I1r, meditates on war. and speculates on
the comparative ages OF himself and Mar
Ia, who is visiting in the Gray capital
Westerling calls on Marta. She tells him
or her teaching children the follies OF war
and martial patriotism. hegs him to pre-
vent war while he is chief of stan ana
predicts that If he makes war against the
Browns he Will not win On the march
with the SD of the Browns Private Stran-
SKY anarchist, decries war and played
out patriotism and is placed under arrest
Colonel Ianstron oVerhearing. begs him
on. Lanstron calls on Marta at her home
tells Ianstron that she believes Feller to
be spy. Lanstron confesses ii is true.
Ianstron shows Marta a telephone which
FelleT has concealed IN a secret passage
under the tower for use to beneht the
browns in war emergencies. 1anstron de-
clares his love for Marta. Westerlng and
the Gray premier plan TO use a trivial In
ternational affair to foment warlike pa
triotism In army and people and strike be-
fore declaring war. Partow, Brown chief
of staff, ard Eanstron. made vice discuss
the trouble. and the Brown defenses. Par
tow reveals his plans to Lanstron. The
Gray army crosses the border line and at
lacks. The Browns check them. Artfi-
lery, infantry, aeroplanes and dirigibles
engage. Stransky, rising to make the
anarchist speech of his life. draws the
Gray artillery fire Nicked by a shrapnel
splinter he goes Berserk and fights-"all
a man"
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
CHAPTER x.
Marta.s First Glimpse of War.

As Marta and the children came to
the door of the chapel after the reel
tation of the oath, she saw the civil
population moving along the street in
the direction of the range There was
nothing for Marta to do but start
homeward. The thought that her
mother was alone made her hasten at
a pace much more rapid than the pro-
cession OF people, whose talk and ex-
carnations formed monotone audi
BILE in its nearness. despite the continu-
GUS rife-fre, now broken by the pound
ing of the guns.
It's all done to beat the Grays, isn't
it, Miss Galland? They are trying to
take our land" said Jacky Werther
as Marta parted from him.
Eyes, it is done to beat the Grays,"
she answered. Good luck. Jacky!"
Yes, yes, to beat the Grays! The
same idea-the fighting nature, the
brute nature of man-animated both
sides Had the Browns really tried for
peace? Had they, in the spirit of her
oath appealed to justice and reason?
Why hadn't their premier before all
the world said to the premier of the
Grays, as one honest. friendly neigh
Dor to another over matter of dis.
pute:
I'VE do not want war. We know
you outnumber us, but we know you
would not take advantage of that. II
We are wrong We will make amends !;
if you are wrong we know that you
will. Let us not play tricks in secret
to gain points, We civilized nations,
but be frank with each other. Let us
not try to irritate each other or to in
fiuence our people, but to realize how
much we have in common and that
our only purpose is common progress
and happiness"
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
The Oldest PIaXMrinht.

Bertha Mann furnished the surprise
of the afternoon recently, says the De-
cember Green Book, when she tried
highly emotional role in play
called The Worth of a Man" at
New York playhouse. number of
budding playwrights were presented.
and she was besieged by them to play
the leading part in several plays they
had written. One became insistent,
and partly to satisfy her, Miss Mann
agreed to read the play 1t proved
to be theme as old as Adam, and
after the second act Miss Mann aban-
doned the task of further reading.
you say you created this eharac-
ter?' Miss Mann inquired
THE character and the play are
both original with me-" was the
ready response.
And yet" Miss Mann added ru-
minatively, you don't look two thou
sand years old"
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Canned Corn Chowder.

Cut in small bits and try out a
piece of pork one and a half inches
square; add one sliced onion and cook
for five minutes, stirring often that
the onion may not burn Strain the
fat into stewpan Parboil for five
minutes in boiling water TO cover,
four cupfuls of pototoes cut in quarter
inch slices; drain. and add two cup
fuls of boiling water Cook until the
potatoes are soft, than add one can
of corn and four cupfuls of scalded
milk. and heat to boiling point. Sea
son with salt and pepper. add three
tablespoonfuls butter, and eight com
mon crackers soaked in milk enough
TO soften them. Remove crackers,
turn chowder into tureen, and put
the crackers on top.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
She Looked Up to See a Gray Dirlslble.
gibles, side on, were big sausages and

gibles, side on, were big sausages and
their planes specks. To the eye. this
meeting was like that of two small
flocks of soaring birds apparently I'M
able to change their course. But
imagination could picture the fearful
clash of forces, whose wounded would
find the succor of no hospital except
impact on the earth below.
Marta put her hands over her eyes
for only second, she thought before
she withdrew them in vexation-
hadn't she promised herself not to be
cowardly see one Brown dirigible
and two Brown aeroplanes ascending
at a sharp angle above cloud of
smoke to escape the high-angle guns
of the Grays.
We've got them all! No lips sur
vive to tell what the eye saw!" ex-
claimed the engineer captain. his
words bubbling with the joy of water
in the sunlight LAS l thought" he
continued in professional enthusiasm
and discrimination.
With high-power binoculars glued to
his eyes, he then turned to see if the
faint brown line of Dellarme's men
were going to hold or break. II 1t
held. he might have hours in which
to complete his task; If it broke, he
had only minutes.
Marta came up the terrace path
from the chrysanthemum bed In time
to watch the shroud of shrapnel smoke
billowing over the knoll, to visualize
another scene in place of the collision
of the squadrons, and TO note the cap
tain's exultation over Fracasse's re-
pulse.
How we must have punished them!"
he exclaimed to his lieutenant. How
we must have moved them down!
Lanstron certainly knew what he was
doing"
you mean that he knew how we
should NOW them DOWN." asked Marta.
Not until she spoke did he realize
that she was standing near him.
why, naturally! If we hadn't
moved them down his plan would
have failed. Moving them down was
the only way to hold them back" he
said; and seeing her horror made
haste to add: Miss Galland, now you
know what a CHASTITY business war is.
1t will be worse here than there"
Yes" she said blankly. Her color.
less cheeks. her dropping underlip con.
WINGED him that now, with a little
show of masculine authority, he would
gain his point.
You and your mother must gol" he
said firmly.
nro BE CoNTINUEDJ
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14

poise. Sometimes even a pin-prick
will have this effect.
'Silence!" he said n his old man
ner. Il will give you something to
joke about other than a little setback
like this! Get up there with your
riflesi"
He formed the nucleus OF firing
line under cover of the shoulder, and
then set the remainder of his com
pany to work with their spades max
ing a trench The second battalion of
the 12Sth, which faced the knoll, was
also digging at the base of the slope,
and another regiment in reserve was
deploying on the plain. After the fail
ure to rush the knoll the Gray COM
mander had settled down to the bust
ness of systematic approach.
And what of those of Fracasse's
men who had not run but had dropped
I'm their tracks when the charge halt
ed? They were between two lines of
fire. There was no escape. Some of
the wounded had a mercifully quick
end, others suffered the consciousness
of being hit again and again; the dead
were bored through with bullet holes.
In torture, the survivors prayed for
death; for all had to die except Peter
kin, the pasty-faced little Wallets son.
Peterkin was quite safe, hugging the
bottom of the shell crater under a
swarm of hornets. In a surprisingly
short time he became accustomed to
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
California Woman Not OVer-Entnusl
astlc Over Her First impress
sions of Gibraltar.

Some one VINO was seeing Watkins
of the other day made the inev' able
remark about visiting America first"
Some one is sure to say that sooner
or later, within a week of ones sail
ing for foreign parts; If not while one
is packing, he or she says it on the
deck of the boat just before the whis-
tie blows.
That is how 1t was with Watkins.
who was going to spend a summer on
the Island Of Sark, and who had never
been to California
No" confessed Watkins, Il haven't
seen the-er-what do you call it
Golden Gate? | haven't seen the Col
den Gate But I crossed a year ago
with some California people. They
told me a good deal about the Calir
fornia climate and how beautiful the
country was.
And" Watkins continued, dream
lily. the woman said something that
never forgot. We were going
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
STOMACH MISERY
GAS, INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin' fixes sick,
sour, gassy stomachS in
five minutes.

Time it, In five minutes all stomach
distress will go. No Indigestion, heart
burn, sourness or belehing of gas, acid,
or quotations of undigested food no
dizziness, bloating, or foul breath.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in regulating upset stomachs.
1t is the surest, quickest and most GER
tain Indigestion remedy in the whole
world, and besides it is harmless.
Please for your sake, get a large
ffty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin
from any store and put your stomach
right. Don't keep on being miserable
life is too short-you are not here
long, so make your stay agreeable.
Eat what you like and digest it; en-
joy it without dread of rebellion in
the stomach.
Pape's Diapepsin belongs in your
home anyway Should one of the fam
lily eat something which don't agree
with them, or in case of an attack of
Indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis or
stomach arrangement at daytime or
during the night, it is handy to give
the quickest relief known. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
PROPER WAY TO BREW ieA
.....rbat Housewives Do Not seem
to Understand as Well as They
Should.

u &c urouestionably true that house
teeners would make better tea II 'hey
knew more about the tea plant ~
self The brief explanation belo" re-
vaals rbe cause of sleeplessncss' heau-
aches, etc. ~ IN.
crease. and when properly maze, Yea
forms a wholesome and refreshing
beverage but when made in that nap,
hazard fashion so often demonstrated
in the average home It results IN the
discomfort of headaches, sleeplessnesS
and nerve troubles of various xmas.
Where. then, is the science IL tea
making. you will ask. There are DIS
many as 20 different ingredients
found in tea. but those that concern
MS chiefly are theme alkalotd, tahiiih
and an aromatic oil Theme IS the
brain stimulant which causes the ac-
ton of tea in cur system
Strong tea contains a large percent
age of theme and can be taken by
few in consequence. Tannin Is the III
gredient which gives the bitter, as
tringent quality. which, if taken in e1-
cess, proves harmful. The aromatic
oil, of course, gives the flavor and
pleasant aroma which to large ex-
tent determines the value of the tea
The one fact that must be borne IN
mind is that tannin will not dissolve
in hot water as quickly as theme, SO
that after an infusion of from four to
six minutes most of the aromatic oil
and theme will have been drawn out
but little tannin This is what Is
wanted to produce drink that is
wholesome and soothing. If allowed
to brew longer than six minutes far
too much tannin is extracted, and the
partaker will suffer in some way
either with indigestion or some such
indisposition.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Reminded Her of Yosemite

through the Straits of Gibraltar, and,
of course, the whole passenger list
was out on deck, staring at the old
rock. Our boat didn't stop at Gibral-
tar-we just went slowly through the
straits, and looked out and up.
The woman from California was
beside me, leaning against the rail,
looking at Gibraltar, and Algeciras.
and beyond to the headlands of Spain.
She was nightly impressed by the
rock
It's magnificent! she said It's
wonderful And what do you think i?
If half close my eyes. SO that ont
get quite all of it, I can just imagine
that | am back home in the Yosemite
valleyi'"
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Left Fatal Evidence.

A burglar who broke into an anti
quary's shop in Paris has been iden-
titled by means of strip of skin torn
from his ear by the broken glass of
a showcase. The piece of skin was
preserved in 2 bottle of spirits, and
it fitted on to a fresh scar on the
mans left ear.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Ether Wanted. Not Author.

A man who did not articulate very
clearly was present on the first night
of very badly-written and worse
acted play. A number of friends pres
ent. full of compassion. applauded at
the end of the play. and the man of
deficient articulation was heard to call
for the author, who came out to bow
his thanks.
What in the world did you yell for
the author for?" asked a friend of the
man.
4 didn't You misunderstood. was
yelling for ether.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Shrimp eisuue Scum

Stir one heaping tablespoonful flour
with enough milk or cream to make a
paste; put into the saucepan one-half
pint milk-good measure-the yolk of
one egg well beaten, tablespoonful
butter, salt and pepper to taste, add
one-half cupful chopped shrimps the
last thing Serve hot.
The Monticellonian., 1915-01-14
Equs piedmont Stylel.

Chop four anchovies and dissolve
them Gree from bones and skim in
one-half pint of good stock; add the
yolks of six eggs and the beaten
white of two. Stir over the fire until
smooth. pour over some slices of toast
which have been laid in a dish, sprin-
kle some grated cheese over all and
bake ten minutes in hot oven.