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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
A. & NJ. TEAM WON
SECOND GAME
Defeated the Basketball Team From
zee. Dallas University by Score
OF 40 TO 7.

A. g. VI. defeated Dallas University
at College Station last night by
score OF 40 TO z. This was the
Farmers second game, their first one
being with Sam Houston Normal last
Saturday with a score Of 30 TO In
favor Of A. g. NJ.
The Farmers found Dallas Uniyer.
sity an easy victim, though Dallas
fought hard throughout the entire
game. During the first few minutes
Of the game II looked as II Dallas was
going to be hard 10 beat. but the team
work OF the Farmers soon began and
at no other time was the ball danger.
ously near the Dallas goal more than
few seconds at a time. Gilhllan
scored for A. & ". at the beginning
Of the game A. & VI. continued 70
score consistently throughout the
game, making eleven field goals IN
the first half and nine IN the second.
Dallas made one field goal IN the first
half and this with FIVE foul goals con.
stituted their entire score OF seven
points.
Only two exceptionally long field
goals were made during the game
Grlggs OF Dallas and Barnes Of A. &
NJ each made one long field goal.
The Farmer squad is much heavier
than that Of Dallas. though Dallas
has some big men. 4. & ". played
fast. hard game and was often
charged with fouls. The field goals
made by A. & NJ were as follows
Gnhllan s, settegast :, Nick Braumil.
Ter 2, Walter Braumiller 2, Barnes /.
Some OF A. & Ms bes. men we're not
in the game.
A. & Ms next game viii be with
Galveston Y. ". c. A. next Saturday
night January 23 at College Station.
The lineup last night was as FOL.
lows:
A. & NJ Dallas
Settegast ................... Griggs
Center
Everett ............. Farrell Capt.
Left guard.
W. Braumiller .......... Matthewson
Right guard
Gilhllan, Hanson ............ Layden
Right forward.
y. Braumiller Capt. ...... Gibbons
Left fordward.
Time Of halves-Seventee minutes.
Referee-Firth University Of Chi.
cago).
Umpire-Wright "a. & NJ
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
BUILD CONCRETE WALKS.
Property Owners Will Build Long
Stretch on Bryan Street.

Work was begun today unloading a
car OF gravel which arrived yesterday
to be used in building a solid concrete
walk from W. S. Wilson Sr.'s resi-
dence on Bryan street TO Mrs. G. S
Parker's home on the south end OF
the street. The city has agreed to
build all concrete street crossings to
connect the walks provided the resi-
dents build the walks in front OF their
property on this street The agree
ment concerning this was made be-
tween Mayor Harris and a committee
from the property owners on this
street yesterday. The work on the
walks will begin in the next few days,
provided the weather permits.
These walks will add several hun.
bred yards to the cement walks of the
city and will bring Bryan much nearer
to free mail delivery, which ruling
requires a certain amount OF cement
walks in a town.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
WOMAN BURGLAR AT WACO.
Police Department Reported to Be
STRANGE Alert.

Waco, Tex. Jan. a2.-When any
thing new is to be inaugurated in
Texas Waco is always on the job.
This city now has a woman burglar.
Her feet are of the Cinderella type.
Every good looking cop on the force
is eager to capture the lady They
figure she must be good locker by
the daintiness OF her feet, Last night
she attempted to enter a house on
North Eighth street She was fright.
ened away by the lusty screams OF a
woman who occupied the room. She
left her small foot prints in a newly
made flower bed.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
HOTEL BRYAN ARRIVALS

s. d. West, ST. Louis.
Mr. and Mrs J. S. Jenkins. Nun
ord
w. p Herms, Hampstead.
j. w. Gristy. Dallas.
IT, + Watkins. Houston.
IT. j. Peterson. Houston.
Z. Cohn, Philadelphia. Pa
T. z. Smith, St Louis
/. Siegel Baltimore. Nd.
G. W. Witherspoon. Dallas.
Guy Mcmillan, Waco.
J. y. Sanderson. Waco.
Walker r. Price. Waco.
Charles Goode. New York.
+. VI. Wells. Dallas.
Thomas +. Cooke. Dallas.
A. =. Neumann. Houston.
II. VI. Laughlin. Houston.
II. c. Wiesch. St Louis.
y. Schlobaur Boston.
B. l.. Rhodes. Dallas.
c. p. White. Dallas.
V. r. Ferguson. Sherman
J. o. Long. Dallas.
=. = Conelt. Waco.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
BOND ELECTION ORDERED.

The commissioners court today or
dered the good road bond election for
the precincts Of Cottonwood, Bryan,
College and Wellborn, for which a Pc
ton was presented Wednesday, The
order calls for an election in the sum
of 100000 and is to be held on March
3, the same date the election is to
be held in the Millican precinct The
full proceedings Of the cour; will ap.
pear tomorrow.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
COUNTY COURT JURORS.

Following Is a list Of the petit
Jurors summoned for the second week
Of the january term OF the county
court, which begins next Monday: b.
@. Bond, w. s. Howell. b. n. Knox.
W. s. Martin, w. G. Reynolds. W. p.
Trant, j. VI. Williams. J. d. Martin,
j. A. Cahlll. J. W. Hunnlcutt. s. e.
Locke, p. s. Park, II. q. stallings,
D. G. Wick, Il. 8. Wickes.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
WOUNDED MAN IMPROVING.

Jim Steepleton the man who was
seriously wounded Monday night, is
reported to be improving and was
able to sit up a little today. A sub,
scription list was circulated for his
benefit yesterday and many contrib.
uted literally. A total Of about $40
was raised in this manner and it will
be used in defraying his expenses at
the hospital.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
LOCAL AND OTHERWISE
Dixie tonight

Dltie tonlgnt
N. A. Gotham visited the city today
from Harvey.
w II. Buchanan Of Kurten was In
the city. today
J. W. Crenshaw was In the city to.
day from Harvey.
\ !. NJ Cook OF Steep Hollow was IN
town today with cotton
John Peyton Of Benchley was
visitor to the city today.
Judge J. W Doremus went to Hous.
ton on business yesterday.
Mrs W. A. Loving OF Waco is a
guest OF Mrs. Walter Hlggs.
Or. W. +. od0m Of Kurten was in
the city on busincrs-iod6y.
+ w. Putt Of College was In Bryan
today and called 10 see us.
Lots OF fun for the children at the
Doll Show Matinee Saturday.
Doll Show Matinee at Parks furni.
ture store Saturday at p. m.
Some Of the Doll Show prizes now
on display in Webb Bros windows.
Col A. A. Farley Of Brennan is
among those registered at Hotel
Bryan today.
Buy candy popcorn and other
goodies inside the Doll Show satur.
day Everything a nickel
Mrs. J. VI steed and children ar.
rived today from Houston for q visit
10 relatives IN this city.
Mrs. J s Jenkins has returned 10
her home In Mumford. after q pleas.
ant visit 10 friends IN this city
Miss Ruth Ponder went 10 Valley
Junction today 10 spend the weekend
with her mother. Mrs. Fritz Eastman.
J. W. Dyer, the well known -four
and grain drummer OF Bryan. Is
spending a few days IN and out Of
Navasota IN the interest OF his mill.
-Nayasota Examiner
Mrs. Mamie Rohde and niece, Miss
Erin Blatherwlck. have returned from
a pleasant visit to Mrs Rohde's sister
Mrs. Jane Reynolds. and family Of
Franklin
Mrs. A. F. Wilson and daughters.
Misses Mae and Alice returned to
their plantation home at Nicholas to-
day. after spending a few days at
thier home in this city.
Rev. c. c. Wheeler and mother
Mrs. G. W Wheeler, have returned
from Groesbeck. where they were
called on account Of the death Of Mrs
Wheeler's brother
Mr.. and Mrs. s. T. Guest and
daughters, Mrs L. NJ Greenwood and
Mrs. Tellie Hensel. have returned to
their homes In Houston. after a visit
10 relatives In this city.
Mrs. II, J. schlany lsft for her home
in CarlyleIn., today after an extend
ed visit to her Dfother. Mrs. G. s.
Parker, and oother relatives and
friends in this city,, She was accom-
panied to Dallas by her mother and
brother
BE sure TO let the children come to
the Doll Matinee tomorrow afternoon.
II is well worth seeing The store
will be warm and comfortable and
the children will be we'll cared for.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
LUCID MAY BE COACH
AT A. & M. COLLEGE

Con Lucid. for several years trainer
Of the Houston baseball club. IS about
to close a deal With the Texas Agri-
cultural and Mechanical College
whereby he becomes baseball coach.
succeeding Charley Moran. The deal
merely lacks official confirmation 10
bring Il TO a close.
A few days ago Lucid was called
TO College Station and there con-
ierred with members Of the athletic
council-Houston Chronicle.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
Overloaded.

We must sell right now for cash
Sixty steel.beam Oliver plows.
Thlr;y.two cast Oliver plows.
Eighty.eight horse collars OF all
sizes and kinds.
One lot Of names and collar pads 10
close ont
Mules, mares, horses. secondhand
wagons. We must sell and for cash.
HENsARLING's.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
BADLY MIXED
HIS MARRIAGES
Rich cattleman Remarries His First
Wife After Divoreins His
Second Helpmeet.
(By Associated Press3

Fort Worth, Tex. Jan. 22.-Guy
Waggoner, sen Of the richest cattle.
man In the world, last night remarked
his first wife. Kathryn. at Vernon. He
divorced his second wife two months
ago.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
Deacons and Finance Committee.

There will be a meeting Of the dea.
cons and finance committee of the
First Baptist Church at o'clock to-
night in the parlors OF the church.
NJ. Z. WEAVER, Pastor.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
Ladies!

Our annual silk sale takes place
January IS. Samples are now on dis
play. Make your selection now in
order 10 get first choice.
MRS. L. L. STEPHENS,
Agent Levy Bros Dry Goods Co.,
Houston.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
Brewer outpolnts HAYES.

Willie Brewer outpointed Jack
Hayes in a ten.round bout Brewer
made Hayes miss freely in every
round. Hayes fouled Brewer in the
second round.-Adv.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
CARRANZA RET|RES
BEFORE ZAPATA
(By AsseeIated Preas.l

Washington, Jan. 22.-Ofhcial dis.
patches say zapata forces are prepar.
Ing to- attack Puebla, and that the
Carranza forces apparently will eyac.
uate without a fight
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
THE WEATHER
Eorecast I'm Z p. M. aaturday.

Tonight, generally cloudy, much
colder, cold wave, temperature will
be to 10 degrees; Saturday. fair.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
MARRIAGE LICENSE

William Watson and Alberta
Walker.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-01-22
GEORGIA HAS A
NEGRO LYNCH|NG
tBy Associated Press.)

Arlington, Ga, Jan. 22.-Peter Nor.
ris, negro, charged with the murder
of a white farmer, was lynched last
night.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-04-23
ey 1b,r 1Q9RJ71E70SLLL CQOZ9aNY

pretty town. AS they left for shore no
prouuceo q small beautiful blue feath.
er; ne gave it to Elsa with the commit.
inents OF Rajah; and she stuck it in
the pugree Of her helmet.
rms is not from the dove Of peace !"
It's archenemy. rather" he laughed
i wish ! had the ability to get as
furious as that bird. 1t might do me
world of good"
And how long is it since you were
here?"
-Four years." he answered without
enthusiasm. He would not have come
ashore at all but for the fact that Elsa
had ordered the expedition,
mere was no inclination to EXPLORE
the shops; so they hired landau and
RODE about town, climbed up to the
quaint temple in the hills, and made a
tour of the botanical gardens.
Isn't it delicious!" murmured Elsa.
taking in deep breaths of the warm
spice-laden air. Since her visit to the
wonderful gardens at Handy in Cey-
lon she had found a new interest in
plants and trees
She thoroughly enjoyed the few
hours on land, even to the powwow
Warrington had with the INSCRIPTIONS
driver, who, at the journeys end, sub
stituted one price for another, despite
his original bargain.
AS they waited for the tender that
was to convey them back to the ship,
Elsa observed powerful middle-aged
man, gray-haired, hawk-faced, steel
eyed, watching her companion intent
ly. Then his boring gaze travelled over
her, from her canvas shoes to her he'll
met. There was something so badly
appraising in the look that flush of
anger surged into her cheeks. The
man turned and said something to his
companion, who shrugged and smiled.
Impatiently Elsa tugged at Warning
tons sleeve.
"Who is that man over there by the
railing?" she asked in very low voice.
HE looks as if he knew you"
knew me?" Warrington echoed.
The moment he had been dreading had
come Someone who knew him! He
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-04-23

It's got to be told. shoula hava
avoided It II it had been possible. He
the owner of the plantation. oh. I
rather expected something like this.
my run OF luck. / was Just recov-
erlng from the fever. God knows how
ne found out, but he did. II was dur.
rug the rains. He told me to get out
mat night. Didn't care whether l died
On the road or not. should have but
lor my boy James. The man sent
aiong with US q poor discarded wom-
an or whom he had grown tired. She
uieo Wnen we reached town. I had
hardly any money. He refused to pay
lne TOT the last two months, about fifty
pounds. There was no redress for me.
mere was no possible way could get
BACK at him. Miss Chetwood. / took
money that did not belong to me. 1t
went over gaming tables. Craig.
ran away. Craig knows and this man
Mallow knows, Can you not see the
wisdom Of giving me wide berth?"
oh, am sorry!" she cried.
Thanks. But you see: / am an out
cast. Tonight, not soul on board will
De IN ignorance of who am and what
| nave done. Trust Craig and Mallow
for that. Thursday we shall be in
singapore. You must not speak to me
again. Give them to understand that
you have found me out, that imposed
on your kindness"
That will not do"
Act as you please. There are empty
chairs at the second-class table, among
the natives. And now, good-by. The
happiest hours in ten long years are
due to you" He took off his helmet
and stepped aside for her to pass. She
held out her hand, but he shook his
head. Don't make it harder for me-"
Mr.. Warrington, am not child!"
ITO me you have been the angel Of
kindness; and the light in your face
| shall always see. Please go now"
Very WE'LL" A new and unaccount-
able pain filed her throat and forced
her to carry her head high. Il can find
my way back to the other deck"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-04-23
The Practical Joker.

In these days filled with an overplus
Of law against this and that, it is to
be regretted that there is not some en-
actment against the practical joker.
The newspaper reader is being con-
stantly reminded that this nuisance is
still abroad. Today it is the one who
maliciously pulls chair from under
an acquaintance; yesterday it was the
young man who put a sheet over his
head and lay in wait in the shadows
to brighten young girls into Mysteries;
tomorrow it is likely to be the super
bright young man who holds up an
other at the point of an "unloaded"
revolver, only to find on pulling the
trigger that 1t was loaded. 1t is ex-
ceedingly difficult to imagine what
JOY there can be in misplacing chair
SO that a person falls to the floor,
often to his permanent injury. And
yet there are those who profess to
consider this form Of practical joke
Observation-Disclosures News.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-04-23
DREADFUL TO THINK ABOUT
One Cannot Help but Feel That Bar
ney Was Something of
Pessimist.

Timothy McNulty was boss of Sec
ton of a southern railway which IN
cluded several tunnels. Timothy had
as his guest Barney Mahoney, a new
arrival from old Ireland, and together
they we're making an inspection of the
road one morning. AS they neared
one of the tunnels they were greeted
with the piercing whistle of the limit
ed, and stepped aside until it had
passed. Barney stood in open
mouthed wonder as the fast train
neared, passed and entered the tun-
mel at the rate Of SO miles an hour
"Ain't that foine!" said Timothy,
as the last car finally disappeared
"Talk about yer wunderful invintions!
Where'll yer find anythin' ter bate
that?"
Barney was awestruck, and it was
some moments before he could ade-
quately express his thoughts.
''Yis, Timothy, it's foine," said he.
finally, .'but was jist thinkin' what
turrible thing 'twould be If it should
miss tn ole!"-Harper's Magazine
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-04-23
LAST BATTLE IN BRITAIN
Was the Victory Of the Duke of Cum
herland Over the Adherents Of
Charles Edward

The last battle fought on the soil
die OF the eighteenth century. While
George II was engaged in the war Of
the Austrian succession Charles Ed
ward, who was called the young pre-
tender, a grandson of King James II
OF England, landed in Scotland and
made two attempts to obtain the
throne of his ancestors. He was VIC
torious in the battle of Prestonpans,
but the duke of Cumberland, son of
George II, having been recalled from
kings forces, the pretender was en-
tirely defeated at Culloden Moor, a
plain in Scotland, four miles from In
verness. This was the last battle
fought on the island Of Great Britain,
and took place April 16, 1746, and it
was also the last attempt on the part
of the Stuart family to recover the
throne of Great Britain. Charles Ed
ward Stuart escaped to France after
he had wandered five months in the
Highlands. He died in Rome January
80, 1888. The duke Of Cumberland
gave no quarter. The wounded were
all slain, and the jails of England
we're filled with prisoners, many Of
whom we're executed Among the lat
ter were Lords Balmerino, Kilmar-
mock and Lovat, Lovat being the last
person who was beheaded in England.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-04-23

turned his head slowly, and Elsa, who
had not dropped her hand, could 1eei
the muscles of his arm stiffen under
the. sleeve. He held the strangers eye
defantIy for space. The latter
laughed insolently if silently. It was
more for Elsa's sake than for his own
that Warrington allowed the other to
stare him down. The flame passed,
leaving him as cold as ashes. i shall
tell YOU who he is later; not here.
For the second time since that night
ON the Irrawaddy, Elsa recorded dis
agreeable sensation. 1t proved TO De
transitory. but at the time 1t served to
establish stronger doubt in regard TO
her independence, so justifiable IN her
own ewes. 1t might be insidiously lead
inc her too, far away from the step
ning-off place. The unspoken words IN
those hateful eyes! The man knew
Warrington, knew him perhaps as
malefactor, and judged his associates
accordingly. She thus readily saw the
Mace she occupied in the mans esti-
notion She experienced a shiver OF
dread as she observed that he stepped
an hoard the tender. She even nearo
him call back to his friend to expect
him in from Singapore during the sec
ond week in March. But the dread
went away, and pride and anger grew
,nstead. All the way back to the snip
che held her chin in the air, and from
time to time her nostrils dilated. That
Iookr II she had been nearer she was
certain that she would have struck
him across the face.
.uThere will be no one up In the
how . said Warrington. will you go
up there with mef"
After a moments hesitation. she
nodded. A moment after she felt the
old familiar throb under her feet, and
tba shin moved slowly out OF the Day.
aDo you know that that man came
aboard?" -
~ know it." The wide half-circie OF
cocoanut palms grew denser and lower
ss thew drew away. This is the story.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-04-23
Protecting Birds.

The laws of New York state protect
all wild birds under severe penalties,
except the English sparrow, starting,
crow, hawk, crow blackbird, snowy
OWL great-horned owl and kingfisher.
The law says that protected birds
shall not be taken or possessed at
any time, dead or alive, except under
the authority of certificate" The
pealties are severe. Any person vio-
lating the law is guilty of misde-
meanor and is further liable ito pen
atty of $50 and an additional penalty
of $25 for each bird or part of bird
taken or possessed or had in posses
sion" These provisions do not apply
to the game birds for which an open
season is fixed.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-04-23

In the others eyes - shouldn't do It.
Mallow." he said. 7 shouldn't. Moth
Ing would please me better than to
have good excuse to chuck you over
the rail. Upon a time you had the best
OF me. was sick man then. I'm in
tolerable good health at present"
You crow, could break you like q
pipe STEM" Mallow rammed his hands
into his coat pockets, scowling con-
temptuously. He weighed fully twenty
pounds more than Warrington.
Grow! Warrington shrugged. In
the East crow is rough synonym for
thief. you're at liberty to return to
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-04-23
Why He Went to a Concert.

Josef Holman has story which
illustrates the attitude of many peo-
pie toward recitals of piano music.
A pianist was to give concert, and
as the audience was filing in the ticket
taker stopped man who presented
two tickets.
You can't go in" the official said.
You're not in At condition
Didn't pay for my tickets?" ques-
toned the would-be auditor. Aren't
they in order?"
They're perfectly in order" was
the reply, "but the truth is you're
drunk"
Drunk? Drunk" unused the other,
solemnly placing the passports in his
pocket. "Of course I'm drunk. If 1
weren't drunk would l come to a
piano recital?"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-04-23
SYNOPSIS.
ONVQW ~ TIT D0

an American adventurer,
nihng' Ne servant. with a Gagged par
llpt rio known up and down the II
ae w parrot & Co., are bound. for
s,aidy y Elsa Chetwood, rich American
isoon, sees sees Warrington and asks the
epa's t,,roduce her. He tells her that
cHr 70 NJ has beaten a syndicate and
liErfns ~ o,aIms for 10000. Warrington
d is vi! VIL the The parrot. through his tricks
4 n. Esl' and they pass two golden days
tsa on" on the river. Martha, Elsa g
g1a, ,n y" warns her that there is Cos
cCpp2IVpp'o ngoon. warrington interferes
y. i aver cards caused by an enemy,
. IVTc , Ui and threatens to shoot him
@sl O'1 i%oves town. Elsa is annoyed
rs ~ and slabs him with a hatpin.
yi sa5on bids Elsa good-by. Warning
l1', iscoTers Elsa on the Singapore
Z as''E Elsa tells him of her engage
aile'iu 10 avoids Elsa, who thinks he
tl" J., N n and makes inquiries, regard
~ !. u the he misinterpretation of her con-
~ u c rT is aboard and is warned by
s...,cton, Warrington ceases to avoid
\, .'I CTaig stirs up evil gossip, Elsa tells
!. .,rgton of the hatpin incident and he
y. .' m Craig. on murder bent, only to
.,s bi gp stretched out drunk on deck.
.,i r,t turns the hose on Craig. He
4. Flsa that he is a man under a cloud
v n he avoided. but Elsa refuses. She
y tbs emf direct from society passen-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1915-04-23
Rridearoom,s Happy Lot.

AS far as l can see, a bridegroom
does not have such bad time of it.
He has only got to have his trousers
properly creased, nail a smile on to his
face and say Il wilr in clear voice
when the parson gives him the tip.
Nobody takes much notice of him; he
has no responsibilities and nothing to
remember If the bridesmaids are
pretty, he can kiss them; if they are
not, people only think the more of him
If he doesn't. "Such nice, steady
fellow, and so fond of his wife that he
would not look at the other girls!"-
Some Women and Timothy" by H.
B. Somerville.