Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1915-08-26
HoawAtLow NEWS.
BY Dunk Bolts.

Ellick Hellwanger, who was recent.
ly disappointed I'm love, has bought a
package Of cigarettes and will try to
smoke himself to death.
! slim Pickens, who borrowed fifty
CENTS from Fit Smith several weeks
,ago, spoke to him yesterday.
The Excelsior Fiddling Band Is
thinking of attending party oil
Inasse l&ext Saturday night. While
furnishing the music they will stand
In wishing distance of the ice cream
and cake.
A man may drink as deeply as he
wants to, but 1t always comes out on
4 his breath.
Poke Easley says in q lifetime one
hears Of many things he never sees.
Complete 1s15 Census Of Hogwalllllow
Below we give complete list Of the
inhabitants Of Hogwallow, compiled
after making a careful search of the
jails at Tickville and Rye Straw, all
briar patches and the moonshine still
houses.
Raz Barlow. Atlas Peck, Sim Film
ders, Luke Mathewsla, Sap Spradlen
Fit Smiti. Fletcher Henstep, Tobbe
AIosely, Poke Easley, Bat Smith, Dock
Hooks, Ellick Hellwanger, Sidney
Hooks, Salem Carlow, The Depity Con
stabble, The Dog Hill Preacher, Fris
bby Hancock, The Horse Doctor, Yam
Sims, Film billiard, The Assistant Cor
Oner, Sile kildew, Isaac Hellwanger
Little Fidity Flinders, jefferson Pot
locks, Columbus Allsop, washington
Hooks, The Mail Carrier, The Postmas
ter, The Blind Man, The Tin Peddler
Rye 'Straww Storekeeper, Cricke,
Hicks, The Old Miser, Slim Pickens
In the social circles of Hogwallow
the following Indies are foremost:
Miss HDstcJter Hooks, Miss Ros,
u Moseley, Mis- Fruzie Ailsop, Miss
4 fSrizzy Dllurd, Miss Gonda Henstei
Miss AsaJsia Flinders. Miss Flute
belcher' Miss Cordeiia Hellwanger.
Among Ine iml,ortapt- points -nearb,
are: III Wild Onion School House
The Hog Ford Still, The Dog Hill
Church, r. se Straw, Bounding Billcws
Tickvill, Hog Ford, The Calf Rib.
The most important organization
Neighborhdod.
is the Excelsior Fiddling Band. whicl
plays leading parts at all dances an,
graveyard gatherings. 1t was organ
lied about eleven years ago with only
one member, but is now composed o
six fiddles and one ACCORDION. The
fiddles are all sizes from the big bas.
fiddle to the little fiddle.
RaZ Barlow is the recognized leader
of this community, and has the Dept,
Constable and Assistant Coroner bluff
ed. He is also popular with the ladie.
and can go with any Of them he want.
Among the unimportant citizen.
to.
are Poke EazIey and the Hog Fort
Preacher. The Dog Hill Preacher /.
liked by most Of his congregation.
Film Film Dillard, who has beer
confined to his bed for the past severa
weeks, has not been missed a great
deal from the business activities ar
ound Hogwallow, but he was great,
surprised at the way the vegetable.
and weeds and other garden products
had grown during hhis absence.
Dock Hooks says large per cent
OF us have speaking acquaintance
of from three to ten thousand people
And it Is not what you think of thos,
people, but what they think Of you.
There is a man who runs a thirst
parlor within reach of railway sta
ti"n. His is the only parlor in sew
cral blocks of there. And now he
rides In a Several-cylinder car, pait
Tor by those who had to wait So Ion.
for train.