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The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29
CaIf's-feet Blanc Mango.

Clean and wash thoroughly. Put on
to boil in our quarts of water (f all
four feet are used) and reduce by
boiling to one quart. Strain and stir
in a cool place to become cold. When
cold take off all the fat, remove all
the settings at the bottom. Put with
the iellied meat one quart of good,
fresh, sweet milk, sweeten with sugar
to taste and flavor. If lemon peel.
grated, or cinnamon is used for flavor
ing add it before boiling with milk,
but if peach water, rose water or es-
sence of lemon is to be used, add it
(f~iavoring) after boiling with milk. Let
the ingredients to be boiled do so for
about ten minutes, then strain through
a fine sieve into a pitcher and stir
until it cools. While blood warm put
into molds that have been previously
wet with cold water to harden.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29
WOULD HAVE MADE TRADE
Disguised Drummer Was Willing to
Accept Joking Offer If the Law
Had Allowed Ii.

A travelling salesman for a Ganse-
Soort street wholesale grocery firm,
recently back from a trip through the
rough lands of eastern Pennsylvania,
tells this possibly true tale:
One day on my last trip l had a
six-mile ride to make to the county
seat, and the small village in which
/ was had only n horse that l could
hire and no other form of convey
ance. / may say that a friend had
landed ME in the town that morning
from his car and | had sold goods
trip.
We'll, l got away on the sorriest
specimen of a horse | eve %straddled,
and I was TO send him back by mail
carrier, though not as parcel post
package. II took me two hours TO
cover the distance was sorry
enough that / hadn't ~walked-and as
passed the county Jail on my old bag
of bones a face grinned at me from
between the bars of a small square
| nodded to the grin, and the prison
er called to me:
Say, mister he said, how'd you
like to trade the critter for 80 days
in jail?'
Just then I would have been glad
enough to have traded, but the law
wouldn't let me, and | rode on
New York Sun.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29
Selfish Automobiijst,

In an argument about world politics
welt politik-Senator Lodge said the
other day in Boston:
THE morality of too many govern,
ments seems as frankly selfish and as
frankly unjust as the man Smithers.
AS Smithers, Havana in mouth,
came out of an expensive restaurant
and started to get into his automobile
a creditor held him up.
81 tell you what it is, Mr.. Smith
ers,' said Che creditor, you wouldn't
go riding round in a fine automobile
like that If you paid your debts
"'Ha,' said Smithers, quite right!
My point of view exactly! Glad to
know you're in agreement with me,
The golf club, Alphonse.'"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29
THICK LOVELY HAIR
Because Free From DandruH, Itching,
irritation and Dryness.

May be brought about by shampoos
with Cuticura Soap preceded by
touches of Cuticura Ointment to spots
OF dandruff, itching and irritation. A
clean, healthy scalp means good hair.
Try these supercreamy emollients If
you have any hair or scalp trouble.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywbare.-Ady.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29
Indian Curry Of Mutton.

Fry four chopped onions in butter,
add a teaspoonful of curry powder. a
teaspoonful of salt and one cupful of
chopped apples. Stir in a cupful Of
rich milk and a tablespoonful of -four
rubbed smooth with a little cold water.
Simmer till thick and add two pounds
of breast of mutton cut in squares,
Toured and Drowned in a little butter.
Simmer till meat is well done; it may
be found necessary to add a little
more milk or water from time to time
Serve very hot.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29
Rocks,

T%wo-thirds of a cupful of butter or
shortening; one cupful of sugar, two
eggs, 1h cupfuls of flour, a teaspoon.
full each Of cinnamon and cloves and a
cupful of chopped walnuts and dates
mixed. Bake as drop cakes. These
improve with age. If you are success
full in hiding them!-Good Housekeep
ing Magazine.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29

Plan Humane Sunday in May.

The American Humane association,
a federation of societies and individu-
ais for the prevention of cruelty, re-
quests clergymen of all denominations
throughout the country to observe
Sunday, May %, as Humane Sunday,
calling attention to the need for pro-
lection for suffering and helpless chill
dren, and also for unfortunate ami
mails.
DR.. VIM. o. Stillman, president of
the association, Albany, N. Y, will
send literature to all persons interest
ed in the work of humane societies.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29
Couldn't See Any Face.

An old friend, whose name / won't
mention, told me this one: II was
born and brought up on a farm, and |
had the habit of going around with my
mouth wide open, especially if there
wa. anything unusual going on. One
day an uncle whom ! had not seen for
years paid us a visit.
HULA, uncle!' said |, looking up
at him with my mouth opened like a
barn door.
He looked at me for a moment
without answering, and then said:
"'Close your mouth, sonny, so ]
can see who you are"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29
Rolled Dat Waters.

Tablespoonful butter, one cupfu,
sugar, two eggs beaten separately,
two cups rolled oats, one-half tea
spoonful bitter almonds, two teaspoon
fuls baking powder. Melt butter, pour
over sugar, then add yolks, beaten
whites, flavoring, meal and baking
powder. Drop in teaspoonfuls on but
tered pans.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29
Rooms for Rent.

Even college professors furnish
some Of the humor Of school life. 1t
was the registrar of a large university
who, to an inquiry for a suite of large,
light, airy rooms" answered:
why, don't just recall any now;
but I've got a lot Of EN- in my head"
And a 1ustered professor told a
class of young ladies', you may have
fifty minutes of the hour to tell me
what you know on the subject, and
will take the remaining ten and tell
you what ] know .
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29
Place of Amusement.

Redd-You know London has an
automobile museum.
Greene-We ought to have n in
this country. 1t, no doubt, would be
an amusing place.
why an amusing place?
why, the automobiles do so many
funny tricks"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29
PIES OF RARE MERIT
SOME RECIPES THAT HAVE ES
TABLlsHED WORTH.
What Is Known as the "Pie Of Five'
Is ExceIlent-Good One Made
With Brown Suear-Deli-
cious Spice Pie.

CiouS spice Ple.
The Pie of Five.-One large, juicy
lemon, one cupful of sugar, one egg,
one good-sized potato and one cupful
OF water. Crate the rind of the lemon
and add the lemon juice and egg. Beat
! well. Crate the potato or put through
food chopper. Stir well with the 9TH
er ingredients and then add the water.
Place in a double boiler or saucepan
and let thicken, and bake in two
crusts.
Brown Sugar Pie.-Two-thirds of a
cupful Of brown sugar, one tablespoon
full of butter and two tablespoonfuls
of milk. Cook until waxy looking,
then take the yolks of two eggs, one
heaping tablespoonful of -four and one
and one-half cupfuls Of milk. Mix all
together smooth, add to the above in
gradients, cook until thick, and add
vanilla. Have a baked crust, use the
whites beaten stiff for the top, and
return to the oven for a minute or
two.
Grapefruit Pie.-First bake a shell
as for lemon pie, then make a filling
as follows: Mix n tablespoonful of
cornstarch in a little cold water, and
over this pour n cupful of boiling
water. To this add the Juice of two
grapefruits. the grated rind and juice
of one orange, the beaten yolks of two
eggs, and the white of one, and a
small piece of butter. Put all in the
double boiler and cook until thick,
stirring all the time. When done, put
in the shell. Now beat up the white
of the second egg with one-half a cup
full of sugar until thick, and spread
with a knife over the pie. Put in the
oven and let brown lightly. Serve
cold. This makes a delicious pie.
Delicious Spice Pie.-The yolks Of
three eggs, one and one-half cupfuls OF
sugar, nj cupful Of cream, two table
spoonfuls of -four, two-thirds Of a cup
full of butter. n teaspoonful of spice.
cloves, cinnamon and nutmeg. Mix
the -four and sugar together, then
cream with the butter. Add the yolks
of the eggs, beating thoroughly. Next
add cream and spices. Use the whites
for the frosting.
Turnip Pie.-Put two cupfuls of
mashed cooked turnips into a basin,
add three-quarters of a cupful of brown
sugar three w%ell-beaten eggs, two
tablespoonful of molasses, one table
spoonful of melted butter, one table
spoonful of powdered ginger. n
teaspoonful of powdered cinnamon,
and o~ne-quarter of a teaspoonful Of
salt. Mix and bake in one crust like
a pumpkin pie.
Sweet Potato Pie.-Bake the sweet
potatoes and cut them in half-inch
slices, put them in a pie plate on the
lower crust, fill the plate, and sprin-
kle with butter and sugar and a little
water. Put on the upper crust and
bake.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29
Goldfish IA Mode.

One cupfui salt Goldfish picked fine,
two cupfuls mashed potato. one-hali
cupful butter. n pint cream or milk
two eggs well beaten. salt and pepper
to taste. Mix well. bake twenty te
twenty-five minutes in the dish ir
which 1t is to be served.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29

Manager say, can we get any
thing like a real doctor in this jay
town to attend a sick actor?
Village Inhabitant-Sure. Just go
to that corner grocery. You'll find
a man there who's all right at curing
hams.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29

When no one will say q kind word OF
the dead nan 1t Is a sign that he did
not die quick enough.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29

What a picnic the insurance com.
pany must have had collecting the
premiums from the late Mr.. Methu-
selah!
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29

1t takes an unusually polite sales
man to overcharge a woman for any
thing and get away with II.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29
~ParadoxicaI Diet.

"To what do you ascribe my poor
digestion. doctor?"
ITO your rich food"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29

The lowly egg has the best of man
kind in N respect; it can spread il
self better after il is broke.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Bye Remedy for ReA. Weak. wltery
j Tgs I Se0 oomfors, Wris for BOOK Of sse ~.
By nail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29

A flaming necktie is no sign that
there Ii red blood behind il.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29
Deduced.

81 suppose, after all, Irene has her
faults"
S you don't love her any more.
eh ?"-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29

Pursuit of wealth is the great hu.
man hurdle race.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29

It's sometimes easier to settle down
than it is to settle up.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29

Borrowed money soon begins to look
like borrowed tToGSis.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29
C-R-E-A-M

Best cash understandable poultry and veal.
Write for price list and tags. III r. e. COBB
COMPANY, Ia East ord Street, st. Paul, mimi.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29

ALFALFA SEED, $500. Farms for sale on
crop payments. ]. Mulhall. 500 City. Ia, Adv.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-04-29

A kiss, scientifically speaking, is
but an exchange of microbes.
La Junta tribune., 1915-06-26
Card II Thaaks.

In behalf OF the ladies OF the W.
c. T. U. Rest Rooms We wish to ex-
press our sincere appreciation of
the liberal contributions from the
business men OF our beautiful city.
and for their generous support Of the
Rest Room" or Strangers Home. ''
by our efforts Ne hope TO prove our
selves worthy OF their consideration
In the future.
We would be glad to receive any
suggestions that would aid US In the
bettcrmen, OF conditions in our lit
tie city. as II Is our aim To achieve
good OF any Kind that will reflect
honor upon our members and glory
to our master.
Yours for the good ~e can do.
MRS. JESSIE HUBBARD.
La Junta tribune., 1915-06-26
cLAssIEsr GAME or sEAsoE.
(continued from Firss Pae,,

where they were scheduled to play.
they decided to disband, as the plsy-
ers refused to pay any fares on their
own account. II Ii reported that La
mar was greatly peeved when tAsy
failed to land the game with Rocky
Ford on the Sunday prsvio1s. Fhey
made unusual preparations for this
contest by importing . battery from
the Kansas State League and bet ali
kinds of money on the game. The
imported Kansas battery lasted Just
three innings, Rocky Ford scoring
eight runs in the third inning. when
they were succeeded by the famous
home battery Of Littler and Littier,
who would probably have won the
game had they made the start.
Manager Knause got together q
team at the last moment. consisting
OF four players from Lamar and five
from Las Animas. and an exhibition
game was played in Rocky Ford that
was won by the visiting team BY
score OF TO 4. On account of the
failure OF Lamar to file their list OF
players with the league secretary on
Wednesday preceding the game. as
required by the league regulations.
II was forfeited to Rocky by q score
of to 0. McGraw. Rocky Ford's
new college twirler. distinguished
himself by striking out eighteen men
and making the only home run OF the
game.
The score by innings and the sum-
mary is as follows:
Las Animas SO 0 0 0 0 0 o-5
Rocky Ford. ......0 oi o--t
Summary Stolen bases: Smith.
Jackson. Two-base hits: Littier.
Smith. Goblin. Thre--bas- hits: Swink.
HON. run: MeGraw struck out: BY
McGraw. Is. by Littier. s Bases on
balls. or McGrsw 8. Double plays:
Evans to Clark. to rate: Clarke 20
Wallace. Time OF game go. Al
tendance: i.eoo. Umpire: Wilson.
La Junta tribune., 1915-06-26
mssnmaI.L SHORT ONES.

Rocky Ford Is coming down sever.
al hundred siron. next sunday 10 -.
la Junta win n real ball game ,ha,
day, They expect 10 come down on
a special train which will ica,. ,ha,
city at 1915. and return Immediately
after the game with the short end u
tn. score.
Pitcher keiser. who has Us, -.
turned from the Arkansas Valley lea.
que. says the rumor TO the effect they
~iil break up IL all talk. They are
going to play out the schedule and
Sili be- there at the finish. K.is.r
says the Valley league teams have
good ball players. and som. Of ,hos.
farmers certainly can slug that pill.
Denver Post.
Manager Little secured the ser.
vices Of Pitcher Keiser through III.
recommendation Of Manager coft.y.
of the Denver Western League team.
sho said he ~ss the best avaiiabl. ia
beaver. Keiser does not claim TO b.
. strske-out pitcher. but says he can
deliver the goods ~hea he IL right.
and has oniy lost one game this ..a.
son. When his splitter" IL working
right he II said 10 BE- inviacibis. and
last Sundays game at las Anima.
proved this fact.
La Junta tribune., 1915-06-26
New Hacker, for Lamar Team.

Charles Maxwell. wio recently pre-
sented the Lamar Elks with the
Prowers county fair grounds. valued
at $4,000. has completed arrange
ments In company With \ half dozen
other public spirited citizens. for as
suming tn. Lamar franchise In the
Arkansas Valley baseball league.
New officers were elected and funds
secured to guarantee the seasons
performance according To the orig
inal schedule.
The former management Is entire
ly In accord with those who have un-
dertaken TO revive interest In the
game and all will work together har-
moniousiy.
County Treasurer r. l.. Chrislg.
president OF the Valley league. says
tina, the financial embarrassment
which prevented last Sundays game
with Rocky Ford was only Temporary
and that the future is now bright
A. G. Mitchell. a prosperous stock
man of Prowers county. Is the new
manager of the Lamar team. and
already insists that the Lamar Braves
will yet win the pennant.
Lamar is scheduled for u double
header In La Junia on Monday. July
s,h-one game In the morning aud
the other In the afternoon.
La Junta tribune., 1915-06-26
N"w lsasdy n eaiss ~ Town.

Walter Dubsee. who 10 IL the ON.
pioy Of useis Sam - . building 80.
pestnssadest q rsha. Aris.. where
be viii probably - located uutii II.
eioss Of the Drssess yess. setursed "a
Il juata The fisse u Ne week. and
while here diseess1 Of bic vail psps,
ed Daiat buslasss . Jsck Devise
tAs eeisiaai Daiatss asl paesshsas,,
q u Juata. aal asas beeses, ssd
hssva - sioese svssy oas. wenss
80 eAill b ~ ~ esva - esr,t
u yes sre ~ asQualaes1 you v,ll
ne ~ Deeesss . vssy easy ~. q,
Saea y aew ~ leeliAo sse aii q shs
essleeo - 90 esssall y ~ pestIe.
sies Ne. 80 Desaisss y sseeuss q,
vesa saesuseel y ~ sass n ~
hloAsse sevle e ~ ~ n1e. nsvte1
~ - 1eeoeo1 = H. Dubeess ~
soaa1 - vlglA saeese
La Junta tribune., 1915-06-26
Card of Thasks.

Our sincere gratitude IL extend.
ed 10 the friends an: ne;shbors Who
10 kindly assisted Us In our recent
bereavement. and ne Ar. thankful
for their expressions Of sympathy.
and also for the numerous floral Of.
festngs.
Mr.. JAMES ALLISON.
Mr.. AND MRS ". u. BURNSIDE
AND FAMILY.
La Junta tribune., 1915-06-26
Nostce n The Puhlie.

I hereby notify the public that I
~iil not BE- responsible for any debts
coassactsd By G. L. Morris. otgnel
MRS. EVA NORRIS.
L. Junta. June 3s. 1915.
La Junta tribune., 1915-06-26

FOR SALE-A rare piano bargain.
We have couple OF nearly new.
first class standard pianos for sale TO
n reliable party II taken at once.
These pianos have been partly paid
for. VIII sell for balance due on
same. We also have new goods at
IS 10 20 per cent less than any one
else in the country. No agents COM
mission to pay. For particulars ad-
dress Colorado Music Company. 53S-
537 Symes bldg. Denver. Colo.
La Junta tribune., 1915-06-26

FOR SALE-Hotel equipment and
business In best town In Valley:
good reasons for selling: hotel doing
n substantial. profitable business.
For further Information address Boz
81. Fowler. Colo.
La Junta tribune., 1915-06-26

FOR SALE-On easy terms. six
room dwelling (recentiy remodel
ed. No. 5?s smithland avenue: lot
ssxl+o feet: price reduced to 3l7s0.
7. T. Woodruff.
La Junta tribune., 1915-06-26

FOR SALE-Two horse Slower gaso.
line engine. with pump Jack. ali
complete. Inquire Of A. NJ. Moore
6l0 Carson avenue.
La Junta tribune., 1915-06-26

FOR SALE-lnternational Harvester
Company delivery truck: has been
used one year.-New Method I.aun-
dry. Rocky Ford. Colo.
Evening star., 1915-04-09

urban sections of the District much
material that cannot be burned may be
disposed Of by being buried. Material
that can be neither burned nor buried
must be carted away to 4 public dump
Men who will remove material in tins
way. collecting ii from cellars and
yards. may be procured by telephoninS
to the contractor for the disposal of
miscellaneous refuse. NJ. j. Ready.
Lincoln 2GSS. This contractor has :
list OF men engaged in work OF this
klild, ana. upon request, Will refer one
OF them to the inquirer. Mr.. Ready
hlmseif is not engaged in the removal
OF such material except under govern
mcnt contract, and assumes no re
sponSlhilitN for the men whom he sends
IN response TO such requests
Evening star., 1915-04-09
CAUTION IS URGED IN
USING CLEANING FLUIDS
Care Should Be Exercised in EN-
ploying Gasoline. Benzine and
Naphtha in Homes.

Care in the use of cleaning fluids
during The clean up--paint up cam
paiSn to be Waged in the District dur
ing the two weeks beginning April 10
is urged by doctors. surgeons. teachers
and others Interested in the physical as
well as the esthetic and hygienc we'll
being of the public
While we arc adjurlug people TO
clean up and paint up, said an official
of the District health department re-
Gently, let US urge them to be careful.
Add safety first to the clean up
paint up slogan. and do everything pos
sible to avoid accidents fires. cxplo-
sions and the like that may cause many
fatalities and undoubtedly Will cause
much needless suffering.
Fatalities and loss of property by
reason of the use of highly inhamma bl e
and explosive fluids and compounds for
cleaning urposes in the homes and fac
tories OF the United States are appall-
lne;. continued the safety-first' ad-
vocate.
IT is surprising. even to peopfe of
tducatlon. when they are told that il
is not necessary for flame or fire to
come IN contact with such fluids as
gasoline. benZne or naptha to bring
about an explosion. Tn. Napors of
these fluids will ignite and explode the
huidS even when they are at u consid-
erable distance from the flame
Evening star., 1915-04-09
CONTRACTORS ARE BUSY
PAINTING THE TOWN
Report Excellent Spring Business
Due to Clean Up Campaign
Being Waged

Reports of work recently compie ted
under way or contracted FOR, AS :, re-
suit of the clean up-paint up cam
paigp indicate that painters aud deco
rators generally in Washington are
rushed with orders this spring to a
greater extent than has been the case
in recent wears. The following CON
tracts have been reported this week
in addition to the list published in The
stars clean up-paint up pages last
Monday:
Pennington & Taylor-Seyeral apart
ments in the Bltmore. interior deco
rations. homo of Mrs Lena Morgen-
week: Hub furniture store; buildings
ut Indian Head: residence of l.. +. f.
Prince. Balls Hill, Va: residence OF
Theo Eeauchert; Concord apartments
residence of y. King, I'd street north
east.
j. .. Lcrch-Eesidence Of Joseph Bcr-
bericb, 18th and Kenyon streets north
west: residence of Charles Hoffman
! 4th street northwest: Office building
| w. H. Walker, 129 18th street north
west: Two houses for II. C. Jones. OF
Columbia road: residence OF Nj. Avery
| on Euclid street northwest: stores
! Max Cohen, 9TH street northwest.
| Hooper y Observation-Disclosures bar
racks: nine bungalows in Chevy Chase
! for Fulton r. Gordon: Two houses foi
Frank Hart: residence of Dr. bowling
| 18th and L streets northwest: store oi
! Fisk Tire Company. 1913 New York ave
| nue. northwest; Eansemond apart
! ments, Albemarle apartments; oiIict
| of American Ice Company: Havcnner':
| bakery: apartments at So L stree
! northwest; Fissman Il Cohen. 18th an,
| q streets northwest.
| IL. {. Holther-ResideHce of A. Pc,
| ters, Tudor place: residence of +. Tur
| ton, 1873 18th street northwest: store
| Hugh Reilly; residence of Mrs. NJ
| Brooks, 1900 Girard street northwest
! store, Gait & Brother. 1907 Fennsyl
| vania avenue northwest: Willard build
| ing, l4th street northwest: residenc.
! of Mrs. r. NJ. Matheson, 1910 Connect
| cut avenue northwest, apartment of l.
! Barr. in the Wyoming: q. BuchholZ
| Occidental Hotel.
J. +. acknowledgements Club: Enioi
garage: Madrid apartments; residenc,
| of u. T. Flynn, 2633 Connecticut ave
nue.: other smaller contracts.
/ Thomas H. Reid--United States Goa s
and geodetic survey building; burea,
| of fisheries building. interior of old bu
, reau of printing and engraving: st
/ Mary's Seminary; St JoSeph'S Academy
| Hindlc building: street car barns
| l1thJ street car barns; +. ~. Snitl
| building, 18th and " streets north
west Barker building. 7th street an,
/ New York avenue northwest: Schmedti'
| Brothers' building. 1Oi eth street north
! west.