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The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18

Caiomel makes you sick; you lose a
days work Calomel is quicksilver
and it salivates; calomel Injuries your
liver.
If you are BILIOUS, feel lazy, sluggish
and all knocked out, if your bowels
are eenstipated and your head aches
or stomach is sour, just take a spoon.
full of harmless Dodsons Liver Tone
instead of using sickening, salivating
calomel Dodson's Liver Tone is real
liver medicine. You'll know it next
morning because you will wake up
feeling fine. your liver will be work
ing, your headache and dizziness gone,
your stomach will be sweet and your
bowels regular. You will feel like
working. You'll be cheerful; full of
vigor and ambition.
Your druggist or dealer sells you
50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
NO DOUBT THAT RESIh0L
DOES HEAL SICK SKIN

When YOU know physicians have
prescribed resinol for 90 years In the
treatment of eczema and other itching.
burning, unsightly skin eruptions, and
have written thousands of reports say
ing: 1T is my regular prescription
for itching" "Resinol has produced
brilliant results. The result 1t gave
was marvellous In one of the worst
cases OF eczema" etc. etc. doesn't It
make you feel that this is the treat
ment l can rely on for MY skin
trouble?n
The moment resinol ointment
touches itching skins, the itching stops
and healing begins. With the aid of
resinol soap, 1t almost always clears
away every trace of eczema. ring
worm, pimples. or other termenting
eruptions quickly. leaving the skin
clear and healthy. Sold by all drug.
gists.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
'CASCARETS' FOR
LIVER, BOWELS
For sick headache, bad breath.
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a 10-eent box now.

No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable and uncomfort.
able you are from constipation, indiges.
ton, biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach, liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight; put an end to the
headache, biliousness, dizziness nery.
BUSINESS, sick, sour, gassy stomach
backache and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs of all the
bile, gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 10-cent box means health, happi
ness and q clear head for months.
No more days of gloom and distress
II you will take a Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little In.
sides need a cleansing, too. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
Sow Saves Pie=in Sack.

George Flock, prominent rancher
near Yreka. Cal. was badly bitten by
a SOW with a litter of pigs At the
time of the accident he was passing
through a yard with six-day-old pig
in a sack on his back. The pig gave
a squeal and the old SOW, on hearing
1t, jumped for the sack. tearing it
off F1ock's back She then made for
Flock who ran for the fence, but be-
fore he could reach 1t he was bitten
twice in the leg.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
DO NOT HESITATE
To Use Cutcura on Skin-Tortured
Babies. Trial Free.

A hot bath with Cuticura Soap and
gentle application of Cuticura Oint-
ment at once relieve, permit rest and
sleep and point to speedy healment
Of eczemas. rashes, itchings and irri-
tations of infants and children even
in severe cases.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
A Philosopher.

Week before last" said the kind
lady to the paralzyed beggar, you got
dollar from me because you were
deaf and dumb Last week l gave you
a quarter because you were blind, be-
fore realized that you were the same
man. Now you ask for money because
you are paralyzed"
"Yessum,' said the beggar. "Them's
the facts"
Don't you think you'd do better If
you chose one afflietion and stuck to
it," asked the lady.
mo, ma am, said the beggar.
"They's nothin' so fatal to the full de-
velopment o all ones material powers
as narrer specialization. Judge.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
TAKE THIS MANS ADVICE
TRY The GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY

1t always gives me pleasure to recon-
mend anything that is right and so | feel
it my duty to herald the praises of DR..
kilmer's Swamp-Root.
For years l was troubled with kidney
disease and it was so intense that l was
bedridden for days at time. l gave up
all hope and doctors for miles around
gave me no help incidentally / tried
several patent remedies and at last tried
Swamp Root. From the first it gave me
relief and it was no time before / was
able to be up and around and now l am
perfectly well and able to work as l used
to before my terrible sickness.
So now let me thank you for your won
derful discovery and take this oppor-
tunity to recommend it to all who suffer
from kidney troubles
Yours very truly,
WALTER SILVER.
Hope, Ark.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 25th day of March, 1912.
A. V. WARE Notary Public.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
Soft Shelled EGGS.

When fowls produce deformed or
soft shelled eggs they should have all
stimulating food withheld from them
for a time. Hard grain should take
the place of soft food and some EPSON
salts about teaspoonful, added to
every pint of drinking water supplied
until cure is effected If narrow
perches are used replace them WITH
wider ones
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
BOOSTERS for Matinq.

From eight TO twelve females of the
American or general-purpose class and
twelve to fifteen of the Mediterran-
can class can be mated with ont male.
depending on his age and vitality and
where the fowls are yarded. This
number can be increased where the
fowls have free range.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
Free to Our Renders

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago for
4S-page illustrated Eye Book Free. Write all
about your Eye Trouble and they will advise
to the Proper Application of the Murine
Eye Remedies in Your Special Case. Your
Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves
Sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't
Smart Soothes Eye Pain, aud sells for 5oc.
Try 1t in Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes for
Scaly Eyelids and Granulation. Adv
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
Undlsmayed.

81 understand that bread is going
to cost six cents a loaf"
We'll" said the man who refuses
to be alarmed, that's something to be
thankful for They could just as
easily have made it seven"
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
clean MIX and Good Butter

1t is impossible to produce clean
milk in dirty surroundings. and equal
ly impossible to produce good butter
where the milk has been exposed tn
miscellaneous odors
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
Gone Too lonQ.

did you ever chase a rainbow
Tommie?" asked the teacher.
"Oh, yes, ma am" replied the boy
And did you catch ito"
Sure. I caught it from mother
when l got home"
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
Benefits of Small Farm.

Only small farm is required
where the operations are confined to
hogs, poultry. bees and gardening
The labor is less irksome than on
big place, the general investment
smaller and the risk reduced to
minimum
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
Stanchion Must Go.

The old time. cumbersome, dan.
gerous and uncomfortable stanchion
must go Plain cattle ties or halters
are more convenient, safe and com.
Portable, not to mention their small
cost.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
Every Household Needs II.

For cuts, burns sprains and bruises.
Hanfords Balsam of Myrrh should
give quick relief. These may happen
any day in any home and the prudent
housewife will always keep a bottle
on hand. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
He Should Know.

How is your lawn coming on this
year?" asked Mr.. Grddings.
THE same way the onion crop is
coming on answered Mr. Lazonton.
How is that?"
Without any assistance from me-"
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
act.

Shells my bread anything like the
kind your mother used to make?
He-Oh, dear no. can eat yours.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
Wonder How Paw Knew?

Little Lemuel-Say, paw, what is
promoter?
Paw-A promoter, son is a man who
sells something he hasn't got to an
other man who doesn't want it.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
Success in Dairy.

Only few men are born dairymen.
Successful ones can be made If SER
iousness and persistence characterize
their efforts 1t is a matter of ex-
perience and education.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18

One trouble with the oldest inhabi-
tant is that he remembers too aany
incidents of his boyhood days that
never happened.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
Letter to
DR.. kilrner q Co.
Bindhamton, N. Y.
Prove What Swamn.Root Wi, m r,

Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You
Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer & Co,
Binghamton, N. Y, for sample size
bottle. 1t will convince anyone. You
will also receive booklet of valuable in
formation, telling about the kidneys and
bladder. When writing, be sure and men
ton this paper. Regular fifty-cent and
one-dollar size bottles for sale at all drug
stores. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18

Beautiful, clear white clothes delight.
the laundress who uses Red Cross Ball
Blue. All grocers. ADV.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
Ruuinn New Tool.

If you cannot see where the new
tool or machine will be of value right
now. delay its purchase until you
need it.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18

Any time some people get their feet
wet they begin to have visions of
fiood.-Toledo Blade.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
His Practice.

"Dora's young man is lawyer"
Il suppose that is why he is so sue
cessfui in staying proceedings
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18

There is nothing more i'll timed
than an unreliable watch
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18

After the war many seats of govern
ment will need patching -Toledo
Blade
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18

For any sore use Hanford's Bal,
sam. ADV.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18

But if a young mans salary is only
Sc per week he is apt to think his best
girl is dearer than he can afford
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18

A man doesn't know what close
friends he has until he tries to Dor
row from them.-Deseret News.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18

Coughs and Colds cannot hold out against
Deans Menthoated Cough Drops A single
dose gives relief-5c at all Druggists
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18

They are the least desirable bless.
ings which come in disguise.
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18
Contrary Commentator.

MY dear, | wanted tc please you
so here is some very rare steak"
well done,"
The Monticellonian., 1915-03-18

To cool burn apply Hanfords Bal
sam. ADV.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13
WIVES IN ANCIENT ATHENS
Joys and Sorrows Differed Little From
Those With Which Modern Woman
Is Familiar.

Sophocles, the ancient Greek dra-
matist. described the young girl of his
day rejoicing in the fiowery meads OF
her youth. till the maiden became wife
and mother and learned to know the
painful watches OF the night. spent In
anxiety for husband and children.
II would have been well for her II
such anxiety, the common lot OF all.
had been the sole cause of trouble to
the Athenian wife
II seems that ill-Assorted unions
were rather frequent at Athens, ana
II her home was unhappy. what had
she TO fall back ON
A man, as Medea says. whose home
ia unpleasing TO him. can go abroad
and enjoy the company of his friends.
but we must look for happiness to
one alone"
Mischief was the result The bride
groom was not extremely young; thir'
ty was thought to be suitable age for
man to marry at: but the bride was
sometimes a mere child.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13
Natures Crushing Plant.

A well-known manufacturer OF crush
ing machinery gives It as his opinion
that there is but one manufacturer
who has ever produced a perfect pull
vorizing machine. and that is the Di-
vino Inventor. He continues; Il exam
med one of His machines I'm 1882. ! was
Impressed with the magnificent output
Of a million tons a day. crushed from
coarse to shines or silt. according to
figures given in q report of tho United
States geological survey. | am refer
ring 10 the great Colorado river II
generates it's own power, with no loss
Of time for repairs. no slipping of tap
pets. no broken cams and no dropping
Of stamp heads-a perfect work from
start to finish, and a perfect object
lesson for the inventor. Large irreg
ulur rocks are worn into powders. and
from that into cobblestones. and from
cobhlestones into sand, and from sand
INTO slime. aud then delivered to
points where the product viii do the
most good for the human race. The
immense Imperial valley and various
1tEer valleys have the finished prod
net from that magnificent pulverizing
machine "-Engineering and Mining
Journal
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13
Making a Rug @AntIaue.r

How genuine antique rugs" are
manufactured and prepared for Euro
pean and American markets is told
by a writer in the National Geographic
Magazine. who visited Bagdad.
The shopping streets seem like tun-
nels. he writes. They are arched over
head with brick to keep out the heat;
thus they run, like subways. up and
down the bazaar quarter. Through
those long. sitting. faintlylighted tun-
nels throngs the eternal crowd of men.
mules and camels.
Often you will see fine rug lying
fat in the filth of a narrow street,
ground beneath the tramp of men and
beasts; but there is method in this.
Foreigners make Oriental rugs, bright
and new. in Persia, and sell them
through Bagdad. Since an old rug"
is worth more. willy brokers have bit
on this shameful way to make a new
rug look old.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13

A patient Englishman who last sum
mer watched garden spider spin its
nest from start to finish has told what
he saw. in a recent issue of Knowl-
edge. At $50 O'Clock in the evening
the spider, a half-grown female. began
work by dropping from one branch Of
a pine tree to another below. and
there making fast line, which event
ually formed two of the perpendicular
radiating lines OF the web. From that
time It continued to work without in
terruption until 1:25 o'clock the next
morning The network and radial
lines were done by 12;S 30 o'clock. and
the spiral part OF the web was con-
sequently made in less than an hour.
The observer drew many interesting
diagrams Of the web at different stages
in its construction He says the fin
ished web was one Of the most per.
feet he has ever seen.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13

Singing stones are found in various
parts of the world Fraas. Journeying
from the Red sea to the Nile. saw a
round, thin fragment an inch IN
diameter. resembling a shell split on
with a peculiar sound, from a flint
which lay baking in the hot sun at
his feet This observation Is very
remarkable. and perhaps unique, for
hints split gradually as a rule, but
the violent and noisy rupture OF the
last bond under the influence Of the
suns rays and in the presence OF an
observer does not seem impossible.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13
When You Move Your Family.


Guard your family from contagious
disease germs in the new house. 1t
has been proved that thousands Of tu-
berculosis and scarlet fever cases an
nually are the result Of moving into
houses which have not been disin-
fected.
Secure the health history" of the
house you expect to buy or rent. 1t
will be supplied by your board of
health. your health officer or any physi-
clan who practices in your town. If
It has housed q tuberculosis patient,
don't take that house; find another.
No matter what the health history"
Of the house, have the plumbing exam
ined. the drains flushed and the entire
house disinfected.
If the walls are TO be repapered,
have the old paper removed.
Do not move into any house where
the cellar has been flooded and is
moldy
In towns where there Is neither
city water nor sewerage system. make
sure that the well and the cusspool
are widely separated Woman 8
Home Companion.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13

the foothills. Then Harry stopped and
looked back.
In the clear air he saw the tiny tent.
far underneath. At the door he thought
he saw a Whitehead woman's figure
standing. She stood a moment and
went back.
Harry rode on. the bearers following
him. And suddenly an immense bur
den seemed to have been rolled away
from his heart
Copyright 1915. by W O. Chapmanl
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13
NOTICE

The undersigned, having been ap-
pointed Administrative Of the estate
Of DR.. f. E. Bartlett, deceased. hereby
requests that all persons knowing
themselves to be indebted to said es-
tate shall call on her at once and set
tie the amounts due.
NELLIE B. Bartlett,
Administrators
September IA, 1915.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13

When a large crowd is trying to
get out of hall" signs a Central
Branch editor. did you ever notice
how the ones in the doorway like to
visit?''-Kansas City Star.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13

Even the man who tries the electric
fan with his finger has good inten.
lions. His intention is the acquisition
of knowledge.-Minnea Journal.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13

We have buyers for all kinds of
land if priced right. Want a good
stock ranch, see or write CHANDLER
LAND C., Ill North Main ST., Lamar.
Colo.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13
Wanted

At once few loans. Quick ser
vise. Lamar Building & Loan Asso-
citation. See I. n. Myers, Secy.
Also 2 or 8 properties for sale
cheap. Terms TO suit,
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13

The fair boxes will be placed on
sale at my office on Monday, Septem-
Der Goth at nine o'clock.
CHAS. MAXWELL.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13
On. Adxantaas Of Wealth.

II 4 man has a fair wad Of money
the folks will denounce him, but they
sin usually call him mister, if not col
r.l.-Houston Post
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13
Notorious and Notable.

You can become notorious by sin
gle act Of conspicuous folly. You can
become notable only by continued
achievement of exceptional usefulness
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1915-10-13

FOR sALE-16O acres, twelve miles
from Holly; good, no sand; mortgage
$3.50. Must sell by September 10th.
AsI, $500. NAL e me an offer.
N. o. HOWE,
Lawrence, Kansas.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-08-12
Solemn Thoughts

The summer,is slipping, the sea-
son so warm, and soon will come
yipping the boreal storm; the
frost and the blizzard, all species
OF gale, from A down to lizard,
from antlers to tail. Instead,
then, of tuning around and re-
peat, and blasting the blooming
old summertime heat, instead of
denouncing the sun and its glare,
and ranting and bouncing ten feet
in the air, you ought to be CRATE
full that Augustus on deck, for
soon the storms hateful will land
on your neck. I'd rather be frying
than wading in sleet, with chill
blains a-trying to ruin my feet. I'd
rather be cooking than facing the
SHOWS, with icicles hooking their
roots in my nose. I'd rather be
baking right here in my den than
freezing and aching and thawing
again. The summer is fading, alas,
that it's so! And soon we'll be
wading neck-deep in the snow;
and then we'll be signing and say
ing, How sweet it were to be fry;
ing in midsummer heat!
WALT MASON. !
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-08-12
"The Samoan Water Queen"

A seasonable novelty, Odiva, "the Sa-
moan water queen" and her school of
Pacific sea lions," will lead the attrac-
tions listed for the B.. F. Keith Theater
next week. Odiva employs the largest
glass water tank ever used on e. stage.
and in this she presents herself and
her seals in series of new and un-
usual aquatic feats. Lectures on life
saving and swimming and contests be-
tween representatives Of local athletic
and swimming associations. it is an
entire week. From Europe will come
enigma of identity ever imported as
will appear in a new version of "a
Vaudeville Cocktail" with a travesty
upon Caruso. the famous tenor. Eunice
Durham and Charles Irwin will offer
"a Song Sketch at the Piano. and Ere
mont Benton and company, including
Comedian Billy Gaxton, farcical cpl
sode, handkerchief No. IS" Other
acts will be La France and Bruce,
blackface disputants, in THE Argu-
ment": Sue Smith in character songs;
the Ell Rey sisters, dancers on roller
skates, featuring the dervish whirl
finale; the pipe organ recitals and the
Pathe weekly news pictorial of world
war and international happenings.
Sunday, at 3 and Sis PM, the bill
will be composed of Edwards Davis
and company, Robert Emmett Keane,
Lillian Herleip and all the current
weeks offerings, with new Pathe pic
lures
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-08-12
SENATOR LEE is ORATOR
AT CONGRESS HEIGHTS
His Address the Feature Of Program
at an Old-Fashioned
Tournament.

Senator Blair Lee Of Maryland was
land tournament given yesterday under
the auspices of Esther Memorial
Church of Congress Heights Senator
Lee was introduced by Arthur e. Ran
die, who spoke of him not only as a
senator from Maryland. but also from
the District Of Columbia and friend
Of the District in Congress.
Senator Lee spoke Of the growth of
Congress Heights and the adjoining
Mr.. Randle. founder Of the town. He
said that Mr.. Randle's ambition for
the town had been realized-that four
church bells donated to four churches
of different creeds greeted him every
Sunday morning and that Congress
Heights could now be considered a
good transportation facilities.
In the tournament Knight Of Viz
ginia Boy q. Downs) was the winner.
Second prize was awarded to Knight of
Budweiser Theodore Gates); third
prize, Knight Of Langley Boy IN: D.
Hirst) fourth prize. Knight OF Airing
ton Is. Henson.) Chief Marshal ]:
rough riding.
The judges were ]. M. Kendrick, Will
son Thompson. A. e. Randle, Thomas
Deane and A. Sansbury; heralds. Vim
son McDaniels and e. Thorne; aids.
Milton Brooke and Andrew Jarboe. The
Mattingly. J. Underwood. ]. Hady and
William A. Miller.
A supper and dance closed the festivi-
ties of the day.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-08-12
Film Features.
Columbia,

Following Pauline Frederick at the
Columbia Theater the latter part of
this week in the photoplay production
Sold" Elsie Janis will be pictured in
Nearly a Lady," a photoplay comedy
romance which was written by herself
This production will be seen tho first
four days of next week. beginning
Sunday. 1t deals with the experiences
of the daughter of a rich cattle owner
and Lord Grosvenor. the man she in
tends to marry. and offers contrast
between the cattle ranges of Montana
and the drawing rooms Of 5th avenue
in series of amusing incidents.
The latter half of the week Blanche
Sweet will be pictured in Jesse L.
Lasky's photoplay The Secret Or
chard," which was dramatized from the
book by Agnes and Egerton Castle.
The theme is based on heredity. A
secret weakness is intensified through
contrast with the natural loneliness
of the heroines personality.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1915-08-12
DON'T SWALLOW FOUNTAIN.
Public Health Service Tells How to
Drink at the Bubble.

Do not try to swallow the fountain,
but merely the water. Such seems the
gist Of the latest hint from the public
health service regarding the proper
way Of drinking from the bubbling
drinking fountains that have attained
such a vogue in recent years.
I'm using the fountain the rule should
be bite the bubble" declares an ex-
pert of the public health service. 1.-THE
lips should not touch any part OF the
fountain.
Tho other day an inspector Of tho
public health service took a seat be-
side a bubbling drinking fountain in q
railway station and watched the way
in which it was used. Forty-seven per-
sons, Of whom eleven were men, TWEEN
ty-two women and fourteen children.
used the bubbling fountain. In almost
every case the lips were placed almost
completely around the metal ball from
which the water spurted, and one small
boy seemed as II he were trying to
swallow it. Several Of the men obvi-
ously were chewing tobacco"