The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1915-04-01
N ! R R 0 R E ES
April the First. Fools day.

April the First. Fools day.
Hot Cross Buns on the morrow.
Warden Reed, accompanied by friends,
paid the Mirror office a short visit Friday
the Goth.
''San Frisco, our poney-press man,
has been transferred to Shop A. where he
is learning the art of hemp and sisal twist
ing.
Former occupant of IO7 has moved to
77-B, and would like to have his friends
direct their papers and periodicals accord
ingly.
The movies have been just splendid
of late, with many laughs and many, many
morals we should all heed, and always a
great big hours worth.
When people persist in spelling their"
t-h-i-e-r, and "until'' with two is, can
you blame busy Editor for banging desk
drawers and grumbling?
Our exchange table man is utilizing his
spare moments in acquiring knowledge
of job press work. All he will need is a
Union Card on his day of liberation.
Big Chief says, "Only fifteen more
days and we'll be plantin crops on our
South Dakota farmstead. We wish we
could go along and help plough, Chief!
We understand that ribbon shrouded
box of assorted chocolates was received
by Mr.. --, in the front Office early this
morning. We hope he didn't bite.
Deputy Warden Sullivan escorted a par
ty of personal friends throughout the pris-
on departments last Monday, paying the
humble sanctum sanctorium a visit en-
route.
Mr.. Rosing, of the front Office force,
was acting as prison usher last Tuesday in
place of the prison Usher-in-chief, MIR.
Bremen, whose time was denoted to other
duties.
Situation Wanted-An experienced first
baseman of three years standing on Twin
on local team for the coming season. For
information consult Editor.
The latest information from Henry
Wolfer, who is ill with typhoid fever at
St. Petersburg, Florida, is that it is be-
ieved the crisis has passed and that his
chances for recovery are very good.
A new man was added to the Mirror
staff last week; he is big and hearty, and
willingly willing to learn the nimble art of
''stick handling, having experience along
other lines of newspaper work before his
retirement.
Catholic services were held in the Audi
torium Sunday AM, Father Corcoran
officiating. The sermon was good and the
music was good, so why should we not in
crease our attendance? Let every Sunday
be Ego to church Sunday.
With favorable conditions of the ele-
ments, and favorable conditions of the
soil, perchance we'll have the opportunity
to recuperate from the effects of our win
ter Judgments by promenading the Par ade
Grounds tomorrow.-Here's hoping!
Thursday, April 18TH, will be Mirror
Thursday, at which date the Mirror will
leave our press as an entirely original
sheet, all exchanges being pigeon-holed
for the occasion. So get busy Ye scRIBAs
and work your pencilist's to make it q
winner.
Florist King has been endeavoring to
improve the home-like atmosphere Of
our DIvINIA HABITUM by installing several
potted plants of various species herein. We
can water them alright, but as for sun
shine-well, a red-headed printer must
fist become evident.
Mr.. F.A. Whittier, State Parole Agent
accompanied by the Misses Whittiers ane
SEVERAL friends, were visitors at the insti
tuition last week; while visiting the print
ing Office, MIR. Gallagher interested then
by explaining some of the complication
of our ruling machine.
Uncle Goshding, who dispenses Brick
bats & Posies and Salmagundi Chopped
meats) has been equanimitly awaiting thu
termination of developments in and nea
the Dardanelles. Goshding is vigorously
neutral but we advise all controversialist
to give him wide berth. There S reason
Sherlock, of Reversed Diverse fame, il
one of the silent members of our Literar!
Cliniaue this issue. Sherlock is not perma
nently mute, but in apropos to the signifi
canoe of the day he thinks that it alone i
a-plenty and he wishes other than to caus'
a congestion; and then, other duties ar
holding claim to his spare moments.