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New Britain herald., 1915-01-26
HAVE JOINED NAVY.

Albert Blank of Prospect street and city yesterday for the Navy Yard at Newport, R. l., where they enlisted in Uncle Sams naval service.
New Britain herald., 1915-01-26


 layed in the ther, ferments n the open air,
 He also tells | caused by lily here is an ex- lid in the stom- omplete diges-
 fermentation.
 Sours in the rbage sours in uids and gases ach like a toy a heavy, lum- t, we belch up food or have water r-brash or de all digestive rom any phar- lad Salts and a glass of wa hd drink while urth ermore, to ek. While re- be, it is import cidity, remove Btart the liver. and thus pro pure digestive nsive and is of grapes and with lithia and This harmless Rnds of people h excellent re-
New Britain herald., 1915-01-26
R72S

ke sale will open [dvt.
 of the Ladies Till be called at hing in Eagles S Follow the bus
 Regal Dairy
 of officers of Id club will be ng at 8 o'clock mce.
 of South Main her par ], has returned fater rents and brest.-advt. he New Britain hy's studio this e 1915 Ameri- hterchange will ctures for the n by February
 n, full weight. evator and dry %. s $7.00 coal. s were elected
 of the Metho-
New Britain herald., 1915-01-26
Piles Cured in 6 to IA Days

Druggists refund money if PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure Itching, Blind Bleeding or Protruding Piles. First application gives relief. 50c.- adVt
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
Aurora Refuses to Die.

Aurora, probably the oldest mining
camp in the state of Nevada, the for
mer home of Mark Twain and other
historic persons of the early days of
the West, which was thought dead
camp, has not only revived as min,
ing community, but is beginning 20
show an unusual metropolitan aspect.
The Fourth of July celebration of
Mineral county. writes correspond
ent of the San Francisco Chronicle,
was held at Aurora and close to 1000
people were entertained.
The entrance of the Goldfield Con-
solidated Mining company, the big
Wingfield concern, into the camp has
stimulated an unusual interest in Au-
rora. The old mining property has
been taken over by the Wingfield in
terests, a new mill erected and a
monthly production Of close to $4,000
Is now being realized.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
SUCCESSFUL RUsE OF WOMAN
Mrs, oadspur CO, Benefit Of War
Nsws by Telling Husband Of Love
Letters on Back Page.

"Any war news IN the paper today"
asked Mrs. Gadsrnr OF Mr.. Gadspur.
who was deeply absorbed in the morn
Ing Banner
"Um." was Nr. Gadspur's only re.
ply.
Il saw yesterday where the Turks
had lost large number OF men in
the bombardment OF the Dardanelles.s e.
No response.
And the allies won a victory over
the Germans"
Dir. Gadspur took a swallow of cof.
fee and again disappeared behind the
paper.
Il sec on the back page" contin-
ued Mrs. Gadkpur. leaning over the
table as n TO scan the headlines bet
ter. that the love letters OF a beau.
tiful divorce we're read In court.
"Umphi There's nothing new about
the war" said Mr. Gadspur. quickly
reversing the paper. While he was
searching for thu love letters Of a
mythical dlvorcee Mira Gadspur
glanced ct the front page. which vas
noa turned toward her. and learned
from letters a foot high that one OF the
greatest battles OF the war had Just
been fought.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
LITTLE ONE PROUD OF DADDY
Hardly Willing to Admit That There
Could Be Anyone Prettier
Than He Was.

The Warrenpeas live in a picture
book bungalow. framed in oak trees.
shrubbery and flowers, and as War
renpeas income Is adequate. and like
ly to be more so. they go about bit
In a social way.
Mulligan, their chauffeur, had been
directed to steer the gasoline boat
under the side porch at precisely 1850.
The engine was buzzing as Warren
pea descended the stairs from the
owners chamber, fine figure of a
man in evening clothes, immaculate
to the tips of his shoes.
Little Barbara, not quite three, was
being prepared for her crib. General
ly she's in 1t an hour earlier, hence
up to this time had been deprived Of
observing how well her good-looking
dad carries after-dlnner garb.
She was visibly impressed.
E. "Daddie, you are the very prettiest
man | ever saw she confided, snug
Cling into his arms for the goodnight
kiss, Il think you're the prettiest man
they is"
"Toodlekins, you're flatterer," he
admitted. though not displeased By
her appraisal. Surely not the hard.
somest I'm the world?"
well. daddie." she replied, as one
who desires to be Just above all else,
II haven't seen God yet"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
Taking Him Down a Little.

An effeminate, self-opinionated
young man entered a restaurant the
othe- day, and after he had ordered
lunch the waitress, who was well
known for her obliging disposition
and ready wit, handed him newspa-
per so that he might proftably while
away the few minutes that would
elapse before he was served.
THANK you. Josephine" he said,
Familiarity, but prefer something
funny to look at while am eating"
The waitress looked at him con-
temptuousiy, then replied:
THAT need occasion you no incon-
venience. Percy: there's a looking
glass straight N front OF you,"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

Feminine of Chief.

They were discussing the North
American Indian the other day in
a rural school, when the teacher asked
II anyone could tell him what the lead
ers were called.
"Chief" answered a bright little
girl at the. head of the class.
Correct" answered the teacher.
Now, can any of you tell me what
the women are called?"
There was silence for a minute or
two, then a small boy was seen way-
ing his hand aloft. eager to reply.
We'll. Tommy" asked the teacher.
c'Mischief." he announced proudly.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

She may have had experience In
matrimony from what she said. but
to all outward appearances she was
a spinster. She had been sitting In
the courtroom of justice Of the
peace while he was preparing to
marry a couple In his private office,
There was too much laughing inlthe
Office to suit the spinster. and she let
everybody know 1t. -a.<
Finally she had stood the laughing
OF the brideyto.be long enough, she
thought. and she sqneaked the follow
ing In a .hfgh.pftohed voice: ~
"Msrriagesis not Tt5'be sla6gtied at.
1t is.&,serious thing like going to
church. interchangeable News.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
No Laughing Matter.

Mrs. Pgnu-I suppose you know that
my husband Is a professional humor-
ist.
,.Mr.l Knox--oh, yes. l have read
number Of his jokes.
Mrs. rPenu~-He never laughs at any
CT them himself. Isn't that strange?
Mr. KhoN~~No. | can't say that It is.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
Juvenile loolc.

Mamma said small Edgar after
CHANGING over his Sunday school les
son. II don't believe Solomon. VI half
as rich as they say he was"
why not. dearg querled his
mother.
Cause" replied tho youthful stu
dent 1T says here. And he slept with
bis fathers II he had been so very
rich guess ha would have had a bed
OF hsa own"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
MAN is REASONING CREATURE
interesting and Highly intellectual
Feast Of Conversation Carried
On by Two Good Men.

Do you think that the casual CONVEX
satiqn Ct women Is inspired? Have
You always rated the matinee chatter
of two high school girls as the worst
twaddle in the world? Listen, then.
to this feast of reason set forth by a
pair of good men and true aud faith
fully reported:
:. First cigar smoked for six
months. Used to smoke six or eight
day. but they got to my heart some
thing fierce
yeah"
still. tobacco don't really hurt q
man. All right II you don't inhale."
Yeah
Cigarettes all right If you roll EN-
yourself. All the other kinds got some
sort of dope In EN-"
yeah"
Me for the old pipe. Only sensible
way to smoke"
yeah"
only trouble Is all the brands of
pipe tobacco taste fust alike. II one
burns you tongue. they all burn your
tongue"
Yeah
Way do 1t Is to take three or four
different kinds and blend EN-. Makes
II smoother. Send. you some one of
these days"
yeah. So long"
so long. "-SDokane Spokesman.Re
view.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
outlawed.

How about paying me for that
suit matie for you two years ago."
asked the tailor.
you surely can't expect me to pay
for that snit." said the impeeunious
young man. Why, It's all out of
style" y,, -.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
CARE FOR YOUR HAIR
BY Frequent shampoos With cutieura
VIII Help You. Trial Free.

Precede shampooa by touches of
Cuticura Ointment II needed to spots
of dandruff, itching and irritation OF
the scalp. Nothing better for the COM
plexion. hair. hands or skin than these
fragrant superereamy .emollients. Also
as preparations for the, toilet.
Sample each free By mail with Book
Address postcard. Cuticpra, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold eyerywhere.-Adv.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
MIN He Wac peeued.

II understand he let you in on get
rich-qulck scheme"
: NO. Do you suppose would be
angry at him for that?" 49,
. "Then what was it?" - - = Z
"He made me think twas get-rich-
quick scheme, but IL wasn't"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

Fond MstherAMy dear, don't be-
Iieyo that young man who called on
you last evening is much Of a society
man.
Pretty Daughter-But he seems TO
be very intelligent
Fond Mother-Yes; that's the trou;
BILE.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
Kind Wishes.

You missed the train" said Mrs,
kermoot, reproachfuliy.
yes" replied her husband.
We'll, perhaps it's just as well to
cultivate the habit. f'wish | could be
sure you we're. as likely to miss the
train when your motor car hits rail-
way crossing as you are in ordinary
travel"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
A sacrifice HI.

Mr.. Highbrow tof. 1ndianapoIis)--
Are You fond of ethnologs. Miss Brush.
woody ~e. )
Miss Brushwood (of Terre .Haatel-
oh. my. yes. but I'm afraid TO eat
them-they LOOK 30 much like toad.
stooisI syou know. ~
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

Uncle John-Are you stIi quarrel.
fng With your nelghbor because his
cat dincd on your canary
His Nioce-So. indeed: that's ali
over long age.
Uncle Jollh-Well. i'p glad To bear
you have buried the Ratchet.
His Niece-IA1t didn't bury tfie
Ratchet. Uncle John: | buried his cat
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

Little, Lemnel-say. paw. they call a
man a mister. don't they?
Paw-~-Yes. son. q
Little Lemuel--And do they caiis d
woman o mystery. paw?
Paw--No; but they ought to.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
Aids to oratory.

'Demosthenes put pebbles In his
mou:hrto improve his oratory."
sWell. he had TO use the facilities
that we're ayallable. Cough lCssaGes
hadn't been Invented then"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
Nothing New.

'My-1doctor Is a great believer in
apItes. He's forever advising people
to eat them"
Nothing original about that. The
serpent In Eden did the same thing
centuries ago."
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
CHOKING Him OF.

Borem--four face looks familiar.
Haven't | seen you somewhere?
+" Gorem-very likely; that's where
live II you ever happen to be In that
part OF the country again drop In and
see me.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

."F1ow many pancakes do you sup
pose you Gould eat at a sltting?" In
quired Uncle George. as he watched
his little nephew slowing them away.
Il don't know" said the boy. THE
most I ever had chance to eat was
twenty-four. Ma won't let me try for
a record"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

DO you drink cQffeeg" asked the
doctor or an aged patient
Il do" replied the Other.
Don't you know continued the
wise N. d.. that coffee is slow poi.
soss?" ~. giskt
Yes, very SLOW" answered the old
man. "Thave taken il daily for nearly
e1ghty-seven years"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
pa Evidently a Tailor.

PA, doesn't precipitation mean the
same as settling?,~ @-l ~
1T does In chemistry, my son; but
In business you'n find that many per-
sons in Settling don't show any. pre-
cipitation at all q f. -
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
Knew His Business.

Mrs Platt (angrily) you think
you know lot, don't you?
Mr.. Plat Calmly We'll ought to.
my dear. I've been in the real estate
business for nearly thirty years.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
Abo,,. the size of n

Little Lemuel-say. paw. what's the
difference between a defauIter and a
tpief?
Paw--A defaplter, son steals enough
10 hire a good lawyer and thief
doesn't
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

she-Are the Howlers very high
toned people?
HevHigh toned? should say they
are. When they quarrel you can hear
them two blocks away.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
MANY yyAR ZONE HOSPITALS

bsye osdered Ailsn's Foot-Esse. the aniiseptie
powder. for use among the convaescent troops
Shaken nto the shoes or dissolved IN the foot
BATH, Aliens Foot Ease gives refreshing res, and
comfort and prevents the feet Getting tired or
foo,-soFe. Try II TO-DAY. pon't accept any sub
pie. address. Allen S. Omsted. Leroy. NJ. Y.--Adv
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
cause and Ene,ct.

at takes two to make a quarrel"
quoted the old bachelor. !.
"True." reioined the man who sur.
yiyed three wives. Where there's a
will there's always a won't"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
To Drive Out Malaria
;, And Build Up The System

Take the Old Standard GROVES
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are. taking. as the formula is
prihted or every label. showing it is
Quiusne and Iron in tasteless form. The
Quinine drives out malaria. the Iron
builds DIP the system. so cents. Adv
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
Grand Prize at Panama-Pacific Expo
sltion Awarded to Walter
Baker & Co. Ltd.

The Grand Prize for superiority of CO.
Goa and Chocolate preparations has been
awarded to Walter Baker G Co. Ltd. Dor
chester. Mass. This famous old house has
received IS Highest Awards at the leading
exposltions In Europe and America. Adv.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
Marital Assertion.

Men are too easy with their wives.
They should assert themselves more.
and make the women understand they
are TO obey. ana not command. That's
my creed" ..et
I'm with you. Have a cigaf?"
Don't care ifsf do II you don't
mind coyaing outside. Ny wife won't
allow me %. smoke u Che house"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
Knew His Book.

what is the plural OF cent. Tom.
my?" asked the teacher Of a small
pupil 1.
Two cehts."s promptly replied Tom
my. 9sn -,
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

When In doubt, listen to your wife
And even when not in doubt 1t is
sometimes. advisable to listen to her.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

A woman thinks no more of taking
another womans hatpin than man
does Of taking another mans um-
brella. - -. 49,
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
Left What2

Mrs. Smith has million In her
own right" \.
IVY wife always carries hers in her
left" <
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
Household Hint.

rs he handy around the ,house?"
''Yes, he viii use a vacuum cleaner
TO get the feathers of a chicken"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

''yaas. my trip 10 Europe was com
pletely spoiled at the very last, don't
YOU know"
,Tfiliow was that?"
''Qne Of the labels came OF my suit
i. case did got lost"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

He's a wise prophet who can In
duce others to forget his predictions.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

gpUR OWN DrUoGIsT WILL TEL YOu
Try Mutine Bye Remedy for Red, Weak Watery
Eyes and Cranulatef Eyelids; No Smarting-
Just Rye comfort Write for Book OF the Eye
by mali Free Mnrins Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

II the. world owes US a living why
not pull off our coats and proceed to
collect IT, z,.., ae.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

Contentment consists in not want
ing what you cant get.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
A Back Handler.

she--Have you noticed the new art
movement. Mr.. Dubb?
He--Yes. but II that Is art. then I'm
a fool.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23
llsnuisinu II.

Some SCOT blew over this steak
s; "Thats easily fixed. Give 1t q
sprinkle with the pepper pot"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

The merchant in the basement can
always undersell his competitor on
the floor above
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

She-I cannot marry you. All ouf
family are opposed TO you.
He--But II you are not
She--I beg your pardDn-Pm one of
the family.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-23

Whats Blinks doing for a living
now?"
Everything his rich wife tells him"
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-02
HUMANE OFFICER
HAD A BUSY YEAR
Many Cases of Neglected and
Abused Families in South
Bend During IL Months AC-
COrding to Report.

There were a number of mean"
people in South Bend during 1914, ac-
cording to the annual report OF HUI
name Officer \. NJ. Moore which was
issued Friday. These persons who
came under the eyes of Officer Moore
committed various undesirable deeds
including wife beating, neglect of fam
lily. cruelty to children and animals
and neglect of homes.
During the past year u persons,
heads of families. ware ordered TO
take better care of their households;
10 to take better care of children, and
10 to attend to animals. Fifteen re-
ports of neglect to children, the same
number of cases Of restitution, six Of
cruelty to children, 10 of cruelty to
animals and six of neglect Of animals
were investigated by the humane off
Ger.
Settling of neighborhood quarrels
occupied much of Officer Moore S
time. Sixty-seven difficulties of this
nature and q family quarrels were in
Vestigated by him. Orders were given
to 80 persons to cease annoying their
neighborS and two to treat children
with more consideration. The humane
officer filed u complaints TO make
children public wards; one for cruelty
TO animals; one for neglect of children
and one for wife beating.
Four children were sent to the Or
phans' home by the humane officer
and three lost children were returned
to their parents. Twelve cases were
referred to the board of guardians,
seven to the Juvenile officer, three to
the Associated Charities, and II to the
township trustee.
Officer Moore also oversees South
Bends dogs. He reported that during
the year he found a home for one
stray mongel and ordered AZ persons
to confine their irritable animals. Fiji
teen horses and 1873 other domestic
animals were slaughtered by the or
ders of the officer.
Horses are also under the supervis-
ion of Officer Moore and he reported
that Il animals had been placed upon
the retired list because of incapable
ity. Many other minor cases were in
vestigated by the officer.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-02
IF BACK HURTS USE
SALTS FOR KIDNEYS
Eat less meat if Kidneys feel
like lead or Bladder
b0therS.

Most folks forget that the kidneys.
Ike the bowels, get sluggish and
clogged and need a flushing occasion
ally, else we have backache and duh
misery in the kidney region, severe
headaches, rheumatic twinges. torpid
liver. acid stomach, sleeplessness and
all sorts Of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain IN the kidney
region, get about four ounces OF Jad
Salts from any good drug store here.
take a tablespoonful I'm a glass OF
water before breakfast for a few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid OF grapes and lemon Juice. COM
bined with lithia. and Is harmless to
flush clogged kidneys and stimulate
them TO normal activity. II also neu-
tralizes the acids in the urine so il
no longer initiates thus ending blad-
der disorders.
Jad Salts Is harmless; inexpensive;
makes a delightful effervescent lithia-
water drink which everybody should
take now and then 20 keep their kid
neys clean. thus avoiding serious COM
plications.
a well-known local druggist SAYS
he sells lots OF Jad Salts TO folks who
believe in overcoming kidney trouble
while 1t IS only trouble.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-02
= WHY GOOD TIMES ARE COM
: ING FOR SHEEP MEN.


]. Pickering Ross, an expert on
such matters, thinks a really good
time is coming for the sheep man:
England is the distributing point
of the worlds wool, especially for
that OF her great wOOl-prOducing
colonies. She has now strictly pro-
hibited its export. She Will take in
all she can get and keep it for her
own manufacturers The allied arm
les need enormous supplies of wooden
clothing, far more than their own
factories can turn out. Already many
OF our mills are running day and
night to fill contracts made with Eng
land and France
The coarse woods of the Down
breed and their crosses are used al
together for that class of goods. and
their prices have gone up 10 to Is
per cent. and are still rising. We may
get a few bales from South America,
but our farmers must find the bulk
OF what is needed. Fine woods are not
in such good demand
"Our beef supply is certainly not
in excess, and this sudden call for it
canned and in other forms must tend
TO raise its cost. Mutton and lamb
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-01-02
. g . = =
= LOOK OUT FOR HESSIAN
. FLIES NEXT YEAR.

= $
In the current issue Of Farm and
Fireside an Indiana expert is reported
as sending out a warning 20 the
farmers of that state in which he
says that all evidence points TO a
maximum crop of Hessian flies dur
ing the coming year. Following IS an
extract from the article:
The annual loss in Indiana due 10
the flies is accurately estimated at
S2,625 600 In Waging warfare
against the flies the following things
are recommended:
Thorough preparation Of the soil,
so as to form the best possible con-
ditiOn for sproutng; heavy fertiliz-
ing, If the soil is not already in good
condition. TO insure a quick and rapid
growth; and late sowing, so as to
compel the flies to go elsewhere to
lay their eggs.
These are points worth consider
ing. The adult fly is very seldom
seen, but is described as being like q
miniature mosquito, One-tenth Of an
inch in length. dark color, slender
legs, and with only one pair of wings.
All states recommend the late sowing
of winter wheat in order to avoid de-
vastatiOn from the fly"