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The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1915-11-26
THIS WOULD &c A 5000 YEAR
TO BURY THE ANNUAL JOKE

NEW YORK. Nov. 26.--The foot
hall season OF 1915. which was Off
ciaIly inferred this week, viii go
down in gridiEon history as the
rost aierd ever foisted on u gasping
public Small colleges. from time
immemorial the lawful meat of the
big ones in the collegiate world.
turned with vengeance that makes
the well known worm look like the
Rcck OF Gibraltar.
With the exception OF Cornell and
Pittsburgh, by nov acknowledged
peers of the Eastern division. not an
Eastern team went through the
season with clean record. Start
ing with the Yale defeat BY Virginia
on October ., the season was one
long-drawn OFT ard of unexpected
upsets.
w. and ]. followed the Southern
era and took 4 slap at the Blue
Then came Colgate with the same
tale, and lastly little Brown, which
led been licked by Syracuse and
tied by Trinity, took parting kick
1T the bewildored Bulldog.
Cornell Hoped into Cambridge aud
went out with the scalp OF Percy
Heughton the first time Harvard
team had been defeated in three
years. Princeton. with the best
Tiger eleven Of decade. was de-
fcpted four times By the Yale aggre-
ga ton.
The Army and Navy passed into
the second division OF football in
situations by being licked by numer-
GUS small colleges. Lafayette came
along and whipped Pennsylvania.
1 Out in the west, old Fielding II.
Vest has completed the most disas-
,rous year OF his long connection
with the Wolverine institution
Mschigan's Aggies. Syracuse. Cornell
l-all took vhack at the heretofore
I feared Yost machine
III view OF these events, football
/ fanatics from coast to coast are
! waiting for the annual pun an All
American eleven with more than
usual curiosity. The Aggies defeat
ed Michigan. The Agsie8 were in
tern licked By the Oregon Aggies.
they In turn we're whipped b. Wash
/ ington state
| Just how Tie experts. and peril
caiaFly Walter Yale Camp, are going
to select an eleven which represents
America. II pretty hard to see One
man, or q dozen men. could not in
Geason view al the college teams
In thee United stsses. Washing
ton State. the Oregon Aggies and
the Michigan Aggies certainly are
! 70 be considered
The year mas been the rlost wiord
IL history IT'S possible to pick an
all-Eastern team. an all-Confefonce
term 10 the middle west, and an
all-Western team for he coast con
contendeIs, but an all-American
team Is not only impossible but ludi-
crous. And this year wouldn't be a
bed one 20 Witness the burial Of this
annual joke
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1915-11-26
THE WHITE HOUSE YELLOW
BOOK WILSON'S 8lR0MEIER

WASHINGTON, u. c.. Nov. &c.
Joseph r. Tumulty Is a devoted
reader Of The yellow Book This
ID nct q magazine of French yarns
nor theatrical publication. nor
anything ike that. In fact the puD-
Tic cannot purchase II al any news
stand or book store There has
been only one issue. q strictly limit
ed edition consisting OF single
copy.
The Yellow Book is collection
oil clippings from nfts representa-
tGse new spapers Published through
ont the country. dealing with ad-
nlnsssratsye. political and general
governmental question. Il IS through
the daily additions 70 this book
that President Wilson keeps II
touch with public thought
President Wilson has been credit
ed xiah fass keen practice Of keep
ing his ear to the ground. his TN
ger OH the public pulse ard bis eyes
on lhe score board Of national sen
fsnens sery closely Il II one u
his Ways Of following the tholghs
of the people, as reflected IN The
press. The president does not have
time to read ffty papers. at least
NOT every day. TIE White House
therefore. has e clipping bureau
consisting of the newspapers and
4Wo men 10 do the clipping.
Every evening as ne Ieases the
white House. Secretary Tunalty
stops Ter The TelloW Book and
takes ii home wtfh him, there 70
peruse i'll under the influence Of 2
good cigar and comfortable slip
pers. In the morning be takes il
back to The executive Office and Il
On the feyious evening. he has
foand ly item be thinks would be
al infe' i to the pressdent, he tells
the exec tive all about IL.
Usually there are no extraordi-
nary results from either the presl-
dents or Secretary Tumnlsy's read
ing OF Tie Yellow Book but recent
III there as an example CT what can
result. a story had been published
iii q metropolitan newspaper Talca
ala not coincide with the facts
Accordingly. tie aufAor Was po-
Iitely but firmly handed his pass
ports al the White House Offices and
II was several days bsfofe again be
vas received.
dispatches from Cornish. =. H.,
at the time the president WAS franz
ing his second Lusitania note 70
Germany. further indicated that the
president watches the Fourth hs-
tate. II Was then reported that
President Wilson was reading the
smaller papers ~ the country
rather than the metropolitan aal-
lies. GA the assumption that the
former are closer 10 their constltu-
ents than the latter. IL has been
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1915-11-26
Interurban Time Table.
North Bound.


Local Cars leave WaXahachie for
Dallas and all intermediate points
5.55 and SAL a. m. Local ears from
Waco running through to Dallas,
making all stops, pass Waxahachie
SAL. 10:47 a. m, and 12:47, 2:47.
AT. 6:47, $50 and 1880 p. m.
Gears passing at $50 and 1880 will
run on limited time.)
Limited Cars from Waco. running
through to Dallas, stopping only N
cities and towns. pass Waxahaehie al
1880, 9.30 and 1880 a. m. and
1880. $3.50, $50 and 1880 p. m.
South Bound
Local Cars from Dallas, running
through TO Waco, making all stops,
if necessary, pass Waxahaehie so.
1919. $40 and 11:49 a. m, 1:49,
$40. 5:49, $40 and 1910 p. M
Gears passing GAO a. m. and S:4f
and 1910 .. m. run on limited timel
Cars arriving from Dallas and inter
mediate points TAD p, IN. and 1874
a. M stop at Waxahachie,
Limited Cars from Dallas. runnInA
through to Waco, stopping only IL
cities and towns, pass Waxahachle
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SEVERE BRONCHIAL. COUGH.
Yield. Quickly 10 EinoI.

Here is another letter We a.
permitted to publish for the bene-
fit oil waxahachie people who suffer
from chronicle coughs, colds pr
bronchitis
Miss oda Nelson. a stenographer.
OF Teaneck. n. o.. says suffer-
ed from a severe bronchial cough. /
had bad coughing spells ard became
so weak it vas hard for me 70 90 10
business DAY after day tried cough
medicines and doctors prescriptions
without benefit Through friend
! learned 81 VInol and after taking
one bottle my bronchial trouble was
better. It's continued use stopped
the cough. bufis IRE 80 and gained
in 9elgh,
II Is the combined action Of the
medicinal elements OF cod livera aid
ed by tho making and strength
creating properties Or tonic iron and
beet peptone, which makes vlnol a
constitutional remedy FOR chronic
coughs. colds and bronchitis. and at
the same time il ali build UP the
weakened, rundown system and re-
establish strength
Dout forget We re.aru your money
II Il fails 70 give you satisfaction,
Cnrilu's two drug stores fAdrl
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1915-11-26
CONCERNING CLEAN LIVING.
Modern Sanitation Is Growing
Good

Modern Sanitation Is a Growing
Good.
No man or woman can perform
full duty 10 themselves or to others
unless they keep themselves clean
within.
An upset liver or sluggish kidneys
will spoil your work and worth
Regularly take CARSWELI.' s
LIVER-AID and you Will be new
being in this climate for il viii
cleanse your system as soap Will
cleanse your hands.
GARSWELL'S LIVER-AID takes
the place OF calomel-takes its place
excepting the AFTER effects
II generally acts RIGHT NOW on
the liver and kidneys and eliminates
the poisons and accumulations
Results-internal cleanliness and
by means Of pure VEGETABLE
compound.
No danger, no discomfort.
On sale at Curtin Drug Co. in so
cent bottles Purchase price refund
ed in full il you wish IT, But you
wont, when YOU try this scientific
remedy .-t Adv
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; ~~>>~~~>>>so 80
--ADy ANCE. MOSES.
AND DELIVER THE TEN
COMMANDMENTS"

, LONDON. Nov. by NALL
; "A real incident Of unappre-
; ciated humor came from north
; cFn France today via soldier
; letter The Tommy said
There Is a certain Padre up
; our way who was late Ia re-
, turning to his quarters and for
, GOT tire countersign. The fol-
, lowing conversation Is between
, the Padre and a sentry, who
, had a sense OF humor.
> Halt. Who goes theFe?'
, Abr oh--im Moses
; Advance. Moses and deliver
. the Ten Commandments,
. The Padre. the letter adds,
. failed to take il so GENEROUSLY
; ans the witty Tommy is now do
> ing Is days field duty as pun
= ssamenf.
a = = = a = = a a q a 4 q q q q ,
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1915-11-26
Coal. Coal. Coal.

Use Colorado Niggerhead . =
cook stove or CRATE No aa''
No SCOT. This is the ideal q
burns as clean as wood we
handle aleAIester coal. NaAil'a
Ice Works. e
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1915-11-26

said that this reading had some
thing To do with the phraseoiogy Of
the note
Al any rate. there Is mighty lit
tie that goes on in this country.
having to do with the nations husi-
ness that gets b. the White House
yellow Book
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1915-11-26
Mt~tN'~
FASHION LITTER.

Mamie had a mint OF money.
50 she shopping went.
Bought a beaded brocade beg 10
Garry every ecnf
when she paid up for The purchase
All her coin was 81 nt.
etill, although Der purse Is empty
She s. quite content
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1915-11-26

An eight-hour day isa'l nue. I
help 10 the man sAo , e
around the house
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1915-11-26

Wv and l0.4o q. N. ,s,m
$40 and $40 ,. m.
North bound baggage M !,
cars pass Waxahachle l..E
and 1858 ,. N. IN
south bound baggage IN, -
cars pass Waxahachis l:6i 4, i |,
p. II.
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NJ. X. & T.
North Bound.

No. 6 (Flyerl leaves -. $50 a M.
No. 10 Limited1 leaves. 7:30 p. N.
South Bound
No. (Limited) leaves. 9.25 a. n
No. 5 (Flyer) leaves. -. s12 D. n.
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RAy..uaD TINE TABLE.
Houston and Texas Central.
Trinity and Brazos Valley.
West Bound

South Bound.
No. ] leaves .11:00 a IN.
North Bound.
No. arrives. .5.15 p. N.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1915-11-26

NEW YORK. Nov 20 a beg ia
fto hana THESE days ls worth what
feu nay fof O. end iAai saying Il
Ffeaf aeal 'edeea Tbsg come hirn
sad t4ef mast ~ hald lD ofeef to
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1915-11-26

little occasionally to keep the kid
Ineys clean and active Ady)
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1915-11-26

The larger the town the more jays
ii picks.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1915-11-26

Executive ability should consist
OF something more than fussing
with the help
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The Daily Light gives the re~s
The Red Cloud chief., 1915-01-28
INDIGESTION, GAS
OR SICK STOMACH
Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends
all Stomach misery in five
minutes.

Do some foods you eat hit back
taste good, but work badly: ferment
into stubborn Jumps and a sick,
sour. gassy stomach? Now. Mr.. or
Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Pape's
D%iapepsin digests everything, leaving
nothing to sour and upset you. There
never was anything so safely quick, so
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach Is d~isordered you
will get happy relief In five minutes,
but what pleases you most Ia that 1t
strengthens and regulates your stom-
ach so you can eat your favorite foods
without fear.
You feel different as Don as "Pape's
Diapepsin" comes In contact with the
stomach-distress Just vanishes-your
stomach gets sweet. nc gases, no belch-
ing. no eructations Of undigested food.
Go now. make the best investment
you ever made by getting a large fifty
cent case Of Pape's Diapepsin from any
store. You realize In Ave minutes how
needless It is to suffer from indiges'
ton. dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv
The Red Cloud chief., 1915-01-28
SYRUP Of FIGS FOR
A CHILOS BOWELS
1t is cruel to force nauseating,
harsh physic into a
sick child.

Look back at your childhood days.
Remember the dose mother insisted
on - castor oil. calomel, cathartics.
How you hated them, how you fought
agains taking them.
With our children it's different.
Mothers who cling to the old form of
physic simply don't realize what they
do. The children's revolt Is well. found.
ed. Their tender little "insides' are
injured by them.
II your chiid's stomach, liver and
bowels need cleansing, give only deli.
cious California Syrup Of Figs" Its
action Is positive, but gentle. Millions
OF mothers keep this harmless fruit
laxative" handy; they know children
love to take It: that 1t never fails to
clear the liver and bowels and sweet
en- the stomach, and that a t%easpoonful
given today saves a sick child tomor.
row.
Ask at the store for a 50.cent bottle
of California Syrup ofsFigs." which
has full directions for babies, children
Of all ages and for grown.ups plainly
IN each bottle. Adv.
The Red Cloud chief., 1915-01-28
TIME FOR SELLING PIG CROP
Much Depends Upon Price Of Feeding
Materials and Development Of
Bone, Muscle and visor.

The best time to sell the pigs de-
ponds upon the price Of feeding ma.
terials that may be utilized in growing
them and developing their bone. mus
Gle and vigor, and preparing them for
the %fattening period. When we have
plenty of forage, skim milk and other
homegrown foods. We often find 1t ad-
vantageous to allow them a longer
period Of growth than when we feed
IN exclusive grain diet. Market de-
mands are for a medium-sized hog,
with plenty Of lean meat; strong, but
not too coarse bone; plenty Of activity
and strength to stand up well during
shipment.
Fall pigs, as n rule. are less profit
able unless the feeder can utilize what
would otherwise be waste feed In keep
Ing them through the winter. Pigs
that make good gains during the win
ter, and can be put on pasture in the
spring, and then fattened in the fall,
often make good gains during the
longer periods, and cash in fine profits
in the fall. On account of coming to
maturity at the best time to breed for
spring l%itters, we have found fall far
rowed sows very desirable for breed
ing purposes. The second season gives
them the bone and muscle develop
ment at a very low cost,
Warm drinking water, light, warm
and dry quarters. succulent food with
frequent change of breeding and diet,
will insure good growth during the
winter, but unless We are in the best
shape to look after these details, we
find 1t best to conine our feeding ia
spring ~litters. The fall pig that goes
into the winter without a warm place
to sleep and plenty of warm, nourish'
ing food. has a winter of misery be
fore 1t.
The Red Cloud chief., 1915-01-28
DAIPY NOTEs


Bad hay or fodder should be
fed to the cow.
Sunlight is death to disease germs.
Flood the stable with sunlight.
Always provide the COW with q good
bed to lie on. Be a good friend to your
lows.
Water with the chill taken out Is
best for the milk cows. Put a heater
In the tank.
The reason many cows kick Is be.
cause they have been kicked first
Ever think about that?
The way to produce milk probably
Is to have COW bred for that pur'
pose. Do not try to make a COW do
two things at the same tine.
Fertile farms are necessary II per
manent agriculture Is to be estab
lished and the dairy COW offers the
simplest and best possible means OF
securing these fertile fields.
The Red Cloud chief., 1915-01-28
FALLING HAIR MEANS
DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
Save Your Hairi Get q IS Cent Bottle
OF Danderine Right Now-AIso
Stops Itching Scalp.

Thin, brittle. colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence of a neglected
scalp; of dandruff-that awful scurf.
There Is nothing SO destructive to
the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair
Of its luster. its strength and It's very
life; eventually producing a feverish'
ness and itching Of the scalp. which
II not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink, loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tonight-now-any time-will surely
save your hair.
Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store. and after
the first application your hair will
take on that life, luster and luxuriance
which is so beautiful. 1t will become
wavy and fluffy and have the appear
ance of abundance; an Incompatible
gloss and ~softness, but what will
please you most will be after just a
few weeks use. when you will actual.
~ see a lot of fine, downy hair--new
hair-growing all owe the scalp. Adv.
The Red Cloud chief., 1915-01-28

weeks after the rye has ripened. They
should then be allowed to gather the
entire crop and to Craze upon the
young clover that has ONE up with
Il.
Field No. 4 is devoted entirely to
hog pasture. When clover and tim.
othy are planted together. the hogs
Craze principally on the clover and
leave most of the timothy to be cut
for hay. In the fve.year rotation. how.
ever. field No. 5 Is depended upon to
furnish the principal supply of hay for
the horses and cows. There should be
some surplus and this, of course, can
be sold. Late in the fall the field Is
plowed for first year corn, and In the
following spring it takes it's place in
the rotation as field No. I.
Under such a system hogs furnish
the principal income. They are turned
in on the rye IA early as possible In
the spring and there they remain as
long as the pasture is tender, al
though the brood sows should be
taken to other Enclosures as soon as
tuc oplih6 piSo van NC Suii'u ~
there bred for fall filters. Early In
May when the rye probably ceases to
afford good pasture the hogs are
turned into field No. 4. devoted &c
first.year clover and timothy. With
the addition of a reasonably liberal
corn ration they feed on this until the
middle of July, or two weeks after the
rye has ripened, when they are turned
back into the rye field and allowed ia
hog II all down without other feed. by
the time the rye Is harvested the corr
in field No. ! is ready for the hogs
If none Of the stock Is sold before, the
hogs will gather all the corn by No
ly no labor and very little attention
the entire herd is furnished with pas
ture and grain feed throughout thu
entire spring, summer and fall. Ir
addition, there Is the corn from field
No. 2, which is harvested and moi
hogged down, and the surplus hay
from fields No. 4 and S.
Under this system, the only time
when outside labor is indispensable is
during the hay harvest. On a farm Of
a hundred acres 1t is not probable thai
this will amount to more than ter
days hired labor, which is certainly
much less than is required by the sys
TENS Of farm management in more
general use. AS for the cash income
it may be said that roughly speaking
rye ultimately brings the same re
turns, whether it is hogged down OF
cut and threshed and sold. In the
latter case. however. there is all the
cost Of labor to be considered. Tt
ave this. is the main object of the
system described.
The Red Cloud chief., 1915-01-28
TALK ON WESTERN
CANADA
Facts Don't lie--Western Can.
ada Is Full of FaCts--Here
Are Three Of Them.

1. c. r. Moore, Underhill, Man.
Came from Bruce County. Ontario.
1882, with a capital Of $500. Home
steaded quarter section. Now owns
$500 acres for which he paid average
Of $40. 00-worth today $4,000 per acre.
9. James Steel. Battleford, Sas-
katchewan. Came from Perthshire,
Scotland. 1904. His fare advanced to
bring himself and family to Canada.
Took up homestead, which he sold
later $500 per acre. buying 1000
acres at $500 per acre. Has been
very successful in mixed farming.
Values land now at $4,000 per acre.
and Is worth $4,000. III l had re-
NAMED in the Old Country my gray
hairs would have been n passport to
the poor house." he says.
3. II. ]. Smith, Glover Bar. Alberta.
Came from North Michigan, 1893,
without capital. Now farming 500
acres, valued at 5000 per acre. Pur-
chased originally at $500 per acre.
Engaged In mixed farming. Cows
average him $4,000 a year.
All this talk about the exploitation
OF labor by capital. class distinction,
living wage. high cost Of living, and
so forth, doesn't hold the slightest
interest for the Canadian farmer.
Why? Because he has proved that
you can't begin too poor to become
rich in Canada; that free homesteads
preclude the possibility OF being
robbed Of freedom and Independence;
that the high cost of living can't hurt
the man who grows most Of his own
necessities: that his labor brings re.
ward in exact and Just proportion to
time and intelligence invested.
II those who whine at urban condi'
tons would give q little time to in
v%estigating those suburban, they
would likely spy q clear way out OF
their difficulties. For the first step
drop a card to any Canadian Govern
ment Agent.-Advertisement.
The Red Cloud chief., 1915-01-28
MIDDLINGS FOR YOUNG PIGS
Money Than Wheat II viii Be to
Advantage to Feed Them.

Chemical analyses indicate that
there is nearly IS per cent more fat
and slightly more protein in wheat
middlings than in rye middlings, al
though feeding tests show that wheat
middlings are but very little better
than rye middlipgs. Feeding tests
have shown that pigs fed IN rye mid
dlings r quite likely to 60 off feed.
which is not so common an occur
enc with wheat middlings. With
prices the same, wheat middlings
would be the better feed, but II rye
middlings a be purchased for some
what less than the other. It will be
to the feeders advantage to use them.
The Red Cloud chief., 1915-01-28
GRANDMA USED SAGE TEA
TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR
Che Made Up . Mixture OF Gage Tea
and Sulphur to Bring Back Color
Gloss, Thickness.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur. properly compound
ed. brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray: also ends dandruf. itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was to make It at home. which ID
mussy and troublesome. Nowadays,
by asking at any store for "Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy" you
will get q large bottle OF the famous
old recipe for about so cents.
Don't stay gray! Try 1t! No one
can possibly tell that you darkened
your hair. as 1t does It 30 naturally
and evenly. You dampen q cponge or
soft brush with 1t and draw this
through your hair. taking one small
strand at a time, by morning the gray
hair disappears. and after another ap-
plication or two. your hair becomes
beautifully dark. thick and glossy
Adv.