New Britain herald., 1915-07-02

|
Line may be nicknamed the Shilling
Lne.-New York World.
The difference between the presi-
dent and Bryan is the difference be-
/ tween backbone and jawbone.-Phil-
aledphia Inquirer.
Colonel House is demonstrating the
value in diplomacy of the steam err
trunk as a substitute for the roll-top
desk.-W Washington Star.
/ General Huerta himself will admit
that il he ever before had and doubt
/ of the warmth of American hospital
! ity it has been removed.-New York
| World.
If Colonies Roosevelt and Bryan
| really wish to purify something let
them take the stump in good old
| misunderstanding Eagle.
! The Russian Press Bureau says the
| Russian army is still intact. Is that
the Russian for attacked ?"-Louis-
| vile Courier-Jouranl.
Possibly what the tired British
Il
! fciency experts to speed UP produce
ton and increase wages.-Chicago
News.
Roumania says she could put an
| end to the war In three months, but
| she is staying out because she is
| afraid it would put an end to Rou-
mania in less time.-Florida. Times
| Union.
With all the echoes working in the
sTyrols, battle cannot be quite SO
bad as it sounds. -Wa Washington
Times.
In the meantime, we learn that
Spain, whom we licked in '9S, has an
army of 100000 trained men. just
about ten times as many as we have.
Chicago Evening Post.
The Mann presidential boom on
the wet ticket will soon be jostling
the Bryan presidential boom on the
dry ticket Birmingham Age Her.
aid.
Anyhow, that little old $4,000
submarine that became junk in ff-
teen years lived to see the junk pile.
Cleveland Leader. n
The blushing maiden is looking for
a ring that sparkles and the freckle-
faced boy Is looking for a ring, too
the circus ring. London Globe.
The name OF a town in Russia is
Uraliah, and there is probably where
the war correspondents first origi-
nated.-Meriden Journal.
" Bryan is on the shoutta1kqaun
let joy be unrefined Waterbury
Democrat.
There is new attraction in Atlantic
City. Ladies smoke cigarettes while
riding in, the roller chairs on the
boardwalk to keep away the mos
quitoes-only there are no mosquitoes
in Atlantic City-Philadelphia Press
During the honeymoon she believes
that the earth says down every time
he takes a step, but later on she be-
iieves that it, would take about four
teen NUTS like him to outweigh a
Z
Ex-secretary Of State Bryan had a
frigid reception at Lincoln, Neb. If
that was the temperature in his home
town it will not be surprising to hear
that he meets with a sharp frost else
where.-Troy Times.
More and more it Is being impress
ed upon the world that what is called
German preparedness is not prepared
ness at ALL rather an intelligent
handling of the important details |
that make for efficiency in fighting
acfine. Buffalo News.
" Four United States Supreme Court
Justices of Southern birth concurred
in the unanimous decision that any |
literacy test for voting that applies
to the black man must apply to the
white man. That is true dem ocracy. |
Buffalo Enquirer.
At the beginning of the war we.
thought that General Rennenkampf |
of the Russian army, who had mus
tache that looked into a strip of Buf-
falo robe, would develop into mil
itary hero, but it appears that he has
made a complete fade -away.---New
Orleans States.
The enemies of the Wilson ad-
ADMINISTRATION are now applaudlng
Bryan, though, like the rest of us, they
cannot possibly understand what he is
driving at. Fortunately however, |
there is steady waning of popular in
terest in his frivolous and boresome
crusade.-Syracuse Herald.
If the Germans are compelled to
retire to their own territory, it looks