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The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-03-14

Jones Got,
jim L IS. wear:
cum buttons With ther peoples init
ials and get a gay witt, IichlEan
Gargoyie.
so Miss Hanger played for You
She claims that she can make the.
piano speak. Il
Well. Ill bet il It spoke il would
say: Woman you have played me
false. Boston I'ransoripy.
Would you love me as much Il
father lost his wealth?
He hasn't lost 1t has hep
I OF course i would, you silly girl
Minneapolis Journal. If.
Some men. said Unele Eben.
put in der lives kickin' at nothfn
oars dis much to be said fob de
mule l II he's interested enough to
kick, he's wiIlin. TO go to de trouble
% e Kin hinston Star:
Registrar You want 4 mar II III. Re
Hnga.
YouthBut rye only Got t pound.
sttegtstrar-Then you're lucRys
London Opinion.
MY daughter is wild abou, Rud-
yard kipling now
Don't be uneasy. These summer
fiirtations never amount to much.';=-
.tDoppel hates to spend money?.
.H'il tell you how much. IL ii
were possible to take gas every time
he parts with dollar, he'd take il.
Birmingham Age-Herald.
What is the only safe rule Of ac-
ton when you want thing done
wel1?'' asked the professor OF social
economy
order it rare" replied the student
who dined at restaurant Philadel-
phia Ledger
Waiter Tin restaurant -What will
You. have to drink, sircoffee, tea or
MILK
Guest How,s the coffee good?
ter-Excellent sir,-just like
your moth Ell used to make
Il Guest Huh Gimme cup OF tea.
~ Indianapolis Star.
Senator Flubdnb looks stupid to
me. Doesn't appear to know whether
he is going or coming. z
.fHe is not so sleepy as he looks
Ask him about his mileage and you'll
find he Can tell you exactly what he
is entitled to. going or coming =
Kansas City Journal.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-03-14
COMING EVENTS
IN CI.ARKSBURG

~ - ~ ~ ~ - - - ~ ~ - ~ -
Monday. Tuesday and Wednesday
Is, 16 and 1.-THE Co
Ahead Girls. musical comedy com
Ipany. afternoons and eyenin gs, Odeon
Itheater.
Monday. Tuesday and Wednesday,
March 10, i6 and THE Minis
ter's Sweetheart. presented by the
Palace Players. Palace theater.
Monday and Tuesday, March Is and
i 6s--tDolly Dimples,, local talent
production. benefit Associated Char
tiles, evening, Robinson Grand theater
Tuesday. March I6-Re republican
ward conventions.
Wednesday, March. Afterno
motion pictures. evening, motion
pictures and musical, st. Mary aus
ditorium.
Thursday. March 18.Republican
city convention, court house.
Thursday. March lS.-Re cltal by
Mr. and Mrs. Sol Marcosson and DR.,
Ion ] Jackson, evening. Masonic audi
Itoriun. auspices 4Marcato Music CLUB.
Thursday. Friday and Saturday
March 18. 10 and The Queen
of Queer Street, presented by the
Palace Players. Palace theater.
Friday and Saturday, March 10 and
90 THE Round q -. E friday evening
and Saturday afternoon and evening,
Robinsons Grand il heater. II
March 1s ctIarlSs burg's
first StyleTDay.
TUESDAY. March 222 ecital, by. PHI
pills or Miss Cora Smith evening,
First Methodist Episcopal church
benefit Woman,s Chris tian Temper
ance Union. ~
Tuesday, March 2ssBall given t5
Young Mems q ewish Society evening
Masunics temple. Fl. So .s
Thursday, March ertain.
ments given by faculty OF 1fngic and
expression Of 81 Rroaddns institute
evening, First4Ba ptist church.
Friday. Marc so. ~ recital
Evan Villains tenor, auspices Mar.
cato Club. evening IL binson Grand
theater. ss
saturda az. March 2 thin the
Law Robinson Grand theater.
Sunday, March initiation fourth
degree and banquet, Knights OF Col.
Iumbns St Mary's school.
Tuesday, March 30-Dance given by
Masonic Club. go evening Masonic
temple
Monday April 5-Dance given BY.
Thirty Club evening Masonic temple
TUESDAY, April 6. State convention
Knights sof the Mac cabees.
Tuesday, April ST The Prince OF,
iPitsen. ~ evening, Robinson Crane
- 81
Tuesday, april City election.
Wednesday and Thursday, April r
and SAnnuaI show; given by Elks
lodge and Marcato Music Club; Rob-
inson Grand theater.
Saturday. April 1Iz--s IcIntyre and
Heath in The Ham Tree, ROBINSON
Grand theater.
Y, Saturday. April "a - iii h Jinks.,a
evening, Robinson Grand theater
Week beginning Monday. May 3
Running races, fair grounds track.
Enesday. "Wednesday and GThursdays
June MS, 16 and Annual convens s
ton, West Virginia State. PharmAceus
teal Association. Il
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-03-14
Affects Only n. Is w.

The, decision OF the United States
Supreme Court declaring the West
Virginia. two cent fare unconstitu-
tional applies only to the Norfolk &
Western road. The ruling is based
on the. courts opinion that the rate
is not remuneratiye 1t does not
affect the Chesapeake and Ohio.
which, in previous case, lost on APP
peal to the supreme court. The Bal
timore and Ohio having never CON
tested the law, will also remain
bound by it. a.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-03-14
Potatoes in Place of Bread.

wheat present high figure continues TO rise
and there corresponding in
Scientists suggest that the ordinary mousse
potatoes and less brea
With potatoes pushe 10 cents worth
little actual than To
pound loaves cents each protein lat are
present apprecab arer the bread put the pot
will he found to carbohydrates
a3@ ~,
Of any diet potatoes wish
best advantage 70
they extended them
They are easy when in different
made to winter diet when vegetables
Like other foods relatively
with foods correspondngy rich
protein milk meat etc and with foods like but
meat fat to supply fat that the
Europe America the potato
bread
point Of there
scientific should substituted
addition potato like fruits
and body
with fish,
and other animal foods 800
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-03-14
S A N g TsII M
AZ Ul DE / "a LIE ].

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Tint heard DiggsF boastiag OF his
descent. +
Tom-So would if my c-e.li;ors
let me down so easil Jud sc
III Now, Dorothy. r. said theHt eachersto
a SINAI pupil J, &c N you tel me What
o panth ar IS o. VI ss:a
pant Chicago; News IS 81
d Binx That kind OF. aareputation has
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-03-14
"A Chance for Uncle Zeke.

The poets and song writer's OF West
Virginia have chance to make their
names better known in an offer made
by the West Virginia University,
which announces that prize OF $50
in cash will be paid for the best orig
inal song. words and music, submit
ted between this time and May i.
1919, when the award will be made.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-03-14
al Morning Motto.

It's wiser being good than lad;
It's safer being meek Gnan fierce;
It's filter being sane than 1aad:
NY own hope is, a sun vii pierce
The thickest cloud earth ever stretchd;
That, after Last, returns the FIRST, a..
Though a wide compass round be fetched
That what began best, cant end worst,
Nor what God blessed once, prove accursd.
r. BROWNING.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-03-14
w ii "a T 70 T he &
a.: 2 7: D TT o RS s "a Y
Very Near.
.(Grafton sentinel

/ Retiring Senator Root quotes a
former president as calling aged cap
tains OF battleships 't a lot OF wheezy.
old. stuffed puddings. \
Doesn't this come perilously near in
fringing the Billy Sunday copy
right.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-03-14
Ready and Unprepared.

Setting forth without attaching blame to
concerning
be rational which POLITICAL
and treating
American viewpoint The Black Diamond
The United States
cnples the same position as ore OF rich It
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-03-14
,2nn1dju71 and It's Uses.

an irresistible force strike mmovable object what will
and philosopher eveopments Of modern nave
made T. @ eeent
BY those seeking te produce e. nde
Importance what few ago was e
m 1885 Steel the
Tests Of these plates
Ike plates made without the At the
for It were discovered and now vanadium steel
important products Of the IRON industry
Bulletin Pan American Union Washngt4n 2
That had he not mssf repudated
finding the element would have been ACCORDED
School Of Mines Of the city Mexico professor
s e Known ST0n the aa sfss
yer new ea at
xanadium The discovery genuine
m az sn pds e h Bet
and il 1904 disayowed his claim q Discovery and
events right and that the
I'll 1880 Tat the q ssfsom
s Ct foa
ne ese saa1 os Bsonx q
Vanadiu silver white metal which readily oxidxes
ass 1880
M onf 1e sfho9T
available DEPOSITS has
q the Ct the b sad
that the worlds
sSsf fG
Gasaapca and last and at inas Ragra
which looks like hard coal
Nanadum
silca
sulphde ETC. burning sulphur
tans about So cent yahadium oxide
steel
commercial largely confined to ink making and
colorlng
solution gum
gallo Neither alcaes destroy it,
bleached chloride. the supply van
digm owing to development Of lnas Ragl mines
began increase having
became available quantities claimed unlimited steel
making metal The claims that it has accomplished
crucible hearth gives
strength and that
remarkably improved
steel fer engine aSs and frames shafts
plates shields watch springs castings
orgngs generally great
adiu1steel the future doubt
reduce weight locomotives
machinery its durability being another important
feature.s#5
Ready and Unprepared. A
forth without attaching blame to
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-03-14
Use for Described Mdaazines.

probablySbe surprising persons
which and tossed aside
household find
that, rule the
the take granted that charity
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-03-14

sDoppel hates to spend money!
"a II tell you how much. IL ii
were possible to take gas every time
he parts with dollar, he'd take il.
Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-17
HOW THE KAISER APPEARS
Correspondent Writes Pen Picture of
Emperor as He Saw Him
at Front.

Berlin.-A pen picture of the kaiser
appears in the Kreuz-Zeitung from its
war correspondent with the German
troops in Poland, who says: THE
kaiser appeared with General Macken-
sen, and passed along in front of the
officers and troops. l had not seen him
since the time when at the beginning
of the war he spoke to the crowd from
the balcony of the castle in Berlin.
For n moment l had formed the
impression that he had become ter
ribly gray in the campaign. That,
however, was an error, which arose
from the fact that his head protector,
which he was wearing owing to the
extremely cold weather, was gray.
THE supreme war lord appears, on
the contrary, extraordinarily fresh and
elastic, ven though the seriousness
of these last months has left marks on
his features, and a certain bitterness
which formerly was not present comes
into his voice when he speaks.
when l saw him l could not help
thinking of the kaiser parade in 1895
on the Spandau drill ground. How
brilliant he then looked, how forceful,
how confident in the future and vic.
tory!"
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-17
AUSTRIAN BAR IN PROTEST
Object to Restraining Refugee Law
yers of Galicia and Bukowina
From Practicing.

Vienna.-A committee of the Aus
trian Bar association has recently
drawn up a vigorous protest against
the enactments of the government re-
straining the refugee lawyers Of
Galicia and Bukowina from the prac-
tice of their profession in lower Aus
tria. The representations of the COM
mittee, which has behind it not only
the prominent lawyers of Vienna, but
of all the Austrian crownlands, re-
ceived instant and hearty Endorsement
from the bar. The Austrian Bar as
ISOLATION repudiated all sympathy
with the illiberal policy of the state
authorities, and by a three-quarters
vote of its members, put itself on rec
ord against the proceedings disbarring
it's colleagues from Galicia and Buko-
wilma. Public opinion, too. keenly
alive to the fact that the government
is imposing disabilities on a part OF
its population which is suffering for
it's sake, is in emphatic accord with
the stand of the lawyers committee.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-17
Bearer of War Dispatches in Con-
slant Peril.
Letter From French Soldier Relates
Narrow Escapes of Friend Who
Makes Frequent Trips to
the Trenches.

New York.-The danger undergone
by a messenger carrying dispatches
from the war Office to the front is told
in a letter received by Robert Stovold
of this city from his brother in the
French army. The letter says, in part:
George and the duke are also in
the army now as interpreters. They
are with General French and the Eng
lish army all of the time. Harry is
engaged to take officers with dis
patches from the war office to the
front three and four times a week.
He sees George often.
Three times a week George has to
take dispatches up to the firing line.
This is a pretty risky job and he has
had several narrow escapes. Once he
had to jump out of his automobile and
lie down for several hours while
shells and bullets went whistling by
over him. Another time as he was
driving along with his automobile
some Germans hiding in the woods
fired at him. Fortunately they missed
him, but several of the bullets struck
the automobile.
Another time a shell burst twenty
yards from him, but by a miracle he
was not touched. He was enveloped
in smoke, however, the fumes of the
shell making him feel sick and giddy.
George, however, seems to think it
great sport.
Harry Colliard in the trenches also
has been in some of the thickest of
the fighting. He is fighting there day
and night. Although he has been in
many of the bayonet charges, he has
so far escaped unscathed. Let's hope
it will always be thus. Bob's brother
has not been so fortunate. He was
wounded in the head by shrapnel and
picked up on the battlefield insensible
He found himself in the hospital when
he recovered. He is nearly well now
though, and hopes to return soon to
have another smack at those Ger
mans.
What a terrible war this is, Bob
Several of my very dear friends have
been killed, a few others wounded
and one is 10Y a prisoner in Ger
many. If it were not for the wonder
full fighting of the English we would
have suffered more. But by the time
you get this letter you will be reading
that the Germans are in full retreat.
After relating the sufferings of thu
wounded and the hardships undergon,
the writer closes with the words, "
should just like to have the job o
shooting that kaiser"
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-17

About two years ago st. Augustine's
mission among the colored people OF
Providence, r. l., was initiated, writes
a correspondent of The Living Church.
From a recent account in a church pa
per, | note the following: The church
building used for the services is rent
ed property, and is likely to be sold at
any moment"
The purpose of this article is to
point out that as early as 1S49 there
was a parish of colored people in
Providence, Christ church," hat the
parish having gone out of existence.
the money for freeing the church
building from debt having been raised
in England by a colored priest, and
turned over 10 the diocesan authori-
ties in trust, it seems to me that in
this emergency the diocesan authori-
ties should welcome the opportunity
for making restitution. Here is an ex-
tract from the Episcopal address of
Bishop Henshaw, in 1S49, which
throws light upon the matter:
AT the time of the meeting of the
last annual convention, Rev. Eli w.
Stokes, rector of Christ church in this
city, was absent, in Europe, for the
purpose of soliciting funds to liquidate
the debt by which that parish has
been embarrassed ever since their
house of worship was erected. In
consequence of a certificate, required
by the laws of England, furnished by
me, he was received with great kind
ness by the archbishops, bishops and
clergy of our mother church; and l am
happy to inform you hat his mission
was crowned with entire success, and
the liberal contributions which he re-
ceived in that distant land have en-
abled the gentlemen holding the prop
erty in trust to make a satisfactory
settlement with the mortgages. The
congregation is now free from debt,
and our colored brethren have wisely
made over their corporate property to
the board of commissioners for church
building with a view of security
against embarrassment and incum-
brance for the time to come. The
Christian generosity with which our
English brethren answered the appeal
made to them in behalf of that feeble
parish has been duly acknowledged in
a letter addressed by me to his grace
the archbishop of Canterbury, and
through him to the church over which
he worthily presides."
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-17
Real Daughter of the REGIMENT.

Our regiment has adopted a two
year-old Turkish girl baby" writes a
Cossack who is serving with the Rus
sian advance into the Turkish Cauca-
sus. He explains: During u for.
ward movement last week one Of our
men found in a farm house this baby,
which had been abandoned by her fee
ing parents. The starving little crea-
ture was cleaned, clothed and fed, and
then taken to the staff quarters. In
the Greek church of the village of Bar
dus the founding was christened ac-
cording to the rites of the Orthodox
church, the commander of the regi-
ment acting as godfather and Princess
Gelovanna, a Red Cross nurse and
wife of a member Of the duma, as god
mother. The child was named Alexan-
dra Donskaia, after the name Of the
regiment. The officers and men of the
regiment subscribed monthly amounts
sufficient to pay for rearing and edu-
eating their regimental daughter"
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-17
ELDERLY MAN Coffee BOY"
New Yorker Who Has Tried Scheme
More Than Satisfied With
Results Achieved.

A Broadway business man was talk
ing to a friend who was looking for a
good Office boy.
Cut out the boys" he said with
confidence. and get an old man who
is willing to work for less than a
mans wages. ! began it about a year
ago and ] never did a better thing.
Il got the suggestion from a man
not in business, but a physician. He
had ordered some article or other
which had not come promptly and he
came in person to see about it. |
told him, which was true, that had
been bothered so by changing my Of
flee boys that l couldn't get it to him.
Then he blew out at me and asked
me why didn't get an old man to do
office boy work and l wouldn't have
any more bother.
1T looked so different at first that
| laughed at him, but he insisted so
that II was the only cure that l con-
cluded l would try It. / knew of an
old chap, honest and living with his
son, doing small jobs and helping all
he could for his keep, and l asked him
how he would like to be office boy for
me. He laughed just as l did at first,
but l insisted on his trying it and he
agreed to come and do the best he
could but wouldn't guarantee that he
would be satisfactory.
HE came the next day and though
he was a bit slow at first he was al
ways ready and willing and in a week
or so l was so well satisfied with him
that ! wouldn't have traded him for
all the boys l had been bothered with
for five years. He isn't perfect, nor
is anybody, for that matter, but he is
reliable and honest, never soldiers on
me, doesn't smoke cigarettes or read
dime novels, isn't fresh around the
store, is always polite and is always
on time.
Il pay him 81 a week and ne is glad
enough to get it, and he isn't so old
but that he is good for at least ten
years of duty, which will also be ten
years of comfort for me and the entire
store. l don't say that any old man
will be as satisfactory as this one, but
1 do say that nine-tenths of the old
fellows will make better office boys
than the average we have to put up
with.
"Try an old man for an office boy
and see if you can do any worse than
you have been doing. Several of my
friends are doing it and so far they
are all pleased with the change"
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-17
PAYS FOR TURKEY HE STOLE
But It Took Him Twenty-seven Years
to Discover That the Act
Was Sinful.

Atkin, Ark.-A. D. Stubs of Garden
Bottom, six miles south Of here, re-
ceived from the post Office there a dol
lar and the following letter of ex-
PLANTATION:
"A. D. Stubbs-Dear friend: Please
find enclosed 81 for one turkey l killed
Of yours twenty-seven years ago in the
woods near the mouth of Petit Jean
river. This turkey was taken to
George ~Shoemake's and we cooked it
and ate 1t. l am serving God. VIII
you please forgive me for this sinful
act? l.. R. Eagan."
The letter was mailed at Kansas
City. Mr.. Stubs remembers Eagan
well, but was not aware of the killing
of the turkey. =
Mr.. Stubs at once applied the dol
lar to the Of foreign missions.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-17
Twilight sleep for Monkey.

Bridget is to be given the twilight
sleep" treatment. She is a royal Mar
mosst monkey, and the best in the
land is non too good for her, accord
ing to the Huntington CIV. Va.) po-
lice officials, who have had Bridget
for a pet for a yea She has re-
placed the inevitable station house
cat. She is about to become a moth
er, and everything is in preparation
for the operation. Bridget and her
royal consort, Joe /, a majestic ap-
pearing Simian, were presented to
the police last year by a carnival
company. Since they have been at
the station there has been a great
decrease in intoxication in Hunting
ton, as on several occasions occupants
of cells saw monkeys"
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-17
1M ONLY &c." SHE SAYS
Arrested for Begging, New Jersey
Woman Denies She's Too
Old to Work.

Atlantic City, N. il had to beg.
They all said I was too old to work,
but I'm not" said Mrs. Edna Shep-
pard when arraigned before Recorder
Gaskill on the charge of seeking aims
on the streets.
We'll, you don't look exactly like a
spring chicken. Just what is your
age?" inquired the court.
None of your freshness, young man.
I'm only ninety-eight and I'm not
ashamed to tell it either" was the re-
ply.
Prisoner discharged" was the yer.
dict, after investigation had shown
Mrs. Sheppard really was within two
years of the century mark.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-17
Burglar Phones for Police.

Shot in the shoulder while in the
act of robbing the Glenbrock Comm
station of the New Haven road, Elias
Treadwell. with a long criminal record,
was forced at pistol point to summon
the police to arrest himself. Tread
we'll is in the Stamford hospital.
Robert A. Gourley, station agent at
Glenbrock. has been sleeping in the
ticket office for a long time to pro-
tect the property against burglars. He
was asleep when Treadwell, forcing a
window, entered the waiting room.
The noise awakened Mr.. Gourley, who
ordered Treadwell to surrender. When
he attempted to fee Mr.. Gourley fred
at him. Treadwell fell. MI. Gourley
then made him arise and call the po-
lice on the phone.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-17
TO BE SOLDIER, EATS BEANS
Times Is Under WeIght-Physl-
clan Advises Him.

Alexandria, lnd.-Paul Hogle, a
high school pupil, who has had am
billions to join the United States army,
returned from Indianapolis, where he
made his third unsuccessful attempt
to enlist under the Stars and Stripes.
At Muncie the young man was in
formed six months ago that he was
not old enough. When he tried to join
the army at the Anderson recruiting
station his parents objected. A few
days ago he slipped away to Indian
apolis. Everything went along fine
until 1t came to the question of
weight. He was five pounds under
the prescribed weight. He has been
advised by a local physician to con
fine his diet to beans to take on ex-
ira weight.