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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-04-04
GALA week 1t
MOVIE THtATtRs
TEMPLE AND STAR CELERRATE
TIKI CLOSE or LENT WITH PIC.
TURE PROGRAM or ExcRP.
TIoxALLY STRONG CulApACTEa

Owing TO the close Of the l.sntsn
season and increased patronage q the
above theaters. Manager Honston of.
fers the following productions for
this week. The following win " pre-
sented At the Temple: Tuesdsy and
Wednesday, The Price Of silence. In
two parts: The Bachelor and the
Back Pedal" . George Ads comedy;
Hearts Of the Jungle" ana "ThS
Paths paily News" ThurpAay aud
Friday. War" In two parts; ''Oirl q
Nolans" and "y1irtatious Lissis.' =
Saturday only. 'Lifs ~ Ab.ham Lin
coln." In two parts; slim Higgins. z
I'm Red Dog Town.N His Lasing
Day" Sunday and Monday. "Ths
Strength of the Wsak. I" n tpo parts;
~ Study IN Tramps" and ''Ths Dsp-
uty's Duty"
The following feature attraeticas
will b prssentsd q the etar this
weak: Monday. "rhe ExpIolls 81
Elaine" "The Wheat and ~ Tarsa.' z
IN two parts; Lave ~ FLAMES" I"
Tuesday and wednesday, 'snalhbury's
wild Animal Life In AmeFisa" IN ~.
On parts. and. one Of the "Hasarls o.
Helen" ssviss, Thusslay aad Friday.
JaHk London's 'An olynOsy a. ~
North" in aix IT, nakmpA ~ -
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-04-04
'I)sy' Doii|
The Big Stl1

The sun came up this ne,p
lnG Jnst the slme as Il ~ ~
= l0ne time. !, shone No.
an1 besuiiful on a tired vev)k
: tired people. waiting ~ 4
Ioox promised prosperity. M
m0re - eat and lcss to do WA
shese tAonxhts In oar misd -
seae % the store. feeling nthss
blssr.
hut later on ve fst better.
whom . party cane II anll
bought : Hsdsicad Tor eit.te. I.
rLsgsett sprtns for el.ta6@
Nc Csssaksy tsSsftSsc ~ k
syess Tor et3.s0. three - Il !,
~ - each. a pair Of ~ \
blankets for VI. and y
roehtng chair for o1.eA j.
( ~ started home about 8
e'elcet. We had jsst GalDAe1
wSopplnS up . pais of sls -
wIn1oW eurssiss fos . ~.
whea : msn came y ~ bossht
49,. I . = = a =
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-04-04

United Press Service
BOSTON. April with elaborate
ceremonies and pfominent speaker.
the new Eiks clu4 In Central Square
was dedicated. today. 3
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-04-04

.Knox" Hats knoek diem al to-
styIe.-K. X. X. Gtose.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-04-04
q HOUSTONy q.
OpERA Houe
April 9th
HIGH sCHO
'Detllnlation g.
STAR THEATEH

.s1,le 11t16rn volce." ss
Z utGAih Episode Of "Tae
+ q uDains'' i. u
a ybont ~ tlc Tsres,"
vll1traph Special In Tve hi
tslnve - plamss," H
y Lubin COMEDY y}A
~ lo1as ard "wednesday
r. llslnvy's wild Asina M
Annep1sa"
|1hrIo Nv and Friday ssS j
|Sn1 1xnnna's IAN Ody1
Heo(Ar q q
lntut1ay a,sd SUNDAY 5,:SS
sosslasss -vrvy SATURDAY ~
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
ALL RIGHT IN THE FUTURE
Proof That Little Dorothy Had I'm
bibed the Policies Advocated
by Her Mother.

Dorothy's mother is a suffragette OF
advanced type. Dorothy is dear
little girl in primary grade, but
somewhat inclined to copy her elders
One day her teacher received note
from the secretary of the school
board, but waited until after class to
read it. Dorothy returned for some
books and caught tears in the teach
ers eyes 1.-THE latter had been denied
an increase in salary upon which she
had based large hopes), and said:
why are you crying?"
The teacher laughed and said, "The
naughty old school board isn't nice
to mel"
Dorothy took hold of the teachers
hand with both hers and said very
seriously, Don't you cry any more
When we get the vote we women will
correct such things!"-The Sunday
Magazine.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
When Like Meets Like.

The caller at the teller's window
was very bald, but the teller inside had
him beaten by hairs breadth. There
was still a struggling fringe around
the outer border of the callers head.
while the teller's had long reached the
stage when he brushed his head with
a towel.
The caller had evidently imbibed
rather freely that day.
He took long look at the teller,
smiled Sinking, quizzical smile.
then reached into his vest pocket and
extracted a fat cigar
"Shey. old feller," he mumbled,
thrusting the cigar between the win
dow bars, have one on me. Anybody
that's as baldheaded as you deserves
treati"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
JOBS ARE SCARCE FOR THEM
Nothing Doing for Fourth Of July
Salesman and Man Who Sells
Programs at Inauguration.

Julian Harris, SON of the late Joel
Chandler Harris, is Sunday editor OF
the New York Herald, and on his way
home in the early watches of the morn
ing often stops to hear the walls of the
''down-and-outs" who flock for a first
peep at the Help Wanted ads posted
at the side Of the Herald building,
says Washington Herald.
Two scantiiy dressed men, evidently
OF the submerged tenth" were shiver-
ing about the board, their faces blue
from the morning chill.
'Tain't likely wen get anything to-
day" chartered one.
Nav said the other. Things are
a-gettin' worse and worse"
What's your line when you work?"
Queried the first.
'Who-me? Why, am a Fourth of
July fireworks salesman. What's
yourn?''
4 sell programs at the presidential
maugurations."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
Necessarily Slow.

A California Youngster had been
permitted to visit boy friend on
the strict condition that he was to
leave there at FIVE o'clock and his
mother was very angry. The young
ster insisted, however, that he had
obeyed his orders and had not lin.
gered unnecessarily on the way.
DO you expect me to believe" said
his mother, that it took you two
hours to walk quarter of a miller"
She reached for the whip. Nov, sir,
viii you tell ME the TRUTH"
''Ye-es, mamma" sobbed the boy,
Charlie Wilson gave me a mud
turtle and was afraid--to carry it,
so led it home"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
HAIN'T GEORGE WASHINGTON
ApocryphaI Story Toid Of Col. George
Harvey Not Remembered as (
Peacham Boy.

a story apocryphai, perhaps. but
at any rate timeIy-is going the
rounds Of Park Row about Col George
Harvey, the editor.
Colonel Harvey, according to this
story, visited his native Peacham a
short time after his first brilliant New
York success, and. on cold winter
morning, entered the Peacham gem
eraI store. But nobody, to his sur
prise, knew him.
Colonel Harvey. seated with the
Peacham veterans around the hot
stove, could not resist telling one or
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
New System.

when you get out of this peniten-
tiary," said the warden, you'll be able
to earn your own living and look the
world in the face"
Il hope So" answered the prisoner.
But i want You to promise me one
thing"
What is lit"
There's lot of these people who
don't want to see me get along. Don't
you let them put up any schemes to
get me fired out of here before my
term is completed"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
Resourc,efuD.

Blondine Gerty Giddygad is the
most resourceful girl know.
Brunetta-In what way?
The other day the young man she
Is trying to land for husband called
her attention to a spot Of powder on
her nose.''
We'll, we'll
: And Gerty said 7 always do that
every time eat marshmallows.,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
FACE BATHING WITH
cutIcura Soap Most Soothing to Sen.
sitIve Skins. Trial Free.

Especially when preceded by little
touches Of Cuticura Ointment to red.
rough, itching and pimply surfaces.
Nothing better for the skin, scalp,
hair and hands than these super.
creamy emollients. Why not look your
best as to your hair and skin?
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura. Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
In Charlie Knobs Pasture.

When Harry Atwood was aeropIan.
ing from st. Louis to New York he
alighted to adjust his machine in a
field near Fort Plain. N z. Atwood
wasn't certain what state he was in
and wanted to know. A crowd of vii
layers rushed toward him and he called
to them:
Where am I?''
You're in Charlie Knoll's pasture, =
shouted the nearest man. Every
body's Magazine.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
Unfriendly tricks.

II thought you were a friend of
his?"
Il used to be"
And now?''
Il had to give him up in self-de
Tense"
''Why?"
ITO every life-insurance and book
agent that asked him if he had anv
friends who might be interested in
their propositions he insisted on Civ
ing my name"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

"Ssy, Pete." queried Meandering
Mike. III youse could live all yore life
over agin. what would youse dor
well, fer one ting" replied Plod-
ding Pete. I'D cut out all der days
wot I ulster work when 1 wus a kid"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
a TriHe Sore

How did you get SO muddy?'
Jaw, / was foolish enough to spend
four hours in a damp field trying to
find a four-Ieaf clover"
Then you think a four-leaf clover
will bring one luck?''
Il did. But now think anybody
lucky enough to find four-leaf clover
doesn't need any additional luck"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
VIM She channed

visitor-Why, Aunt Chloe. I'm sur
prised to see that you have discarded
your corneob pipe and taken to chew
ing tobacco.
Aunt Chloe-Yes. chile, ali had to.
All dun got afeard dat ah might get
mistaken fob one oh dem brainless
New York society women eff ah didn't
glib up smokin'. Puck.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
LOCATING the Injury.

Uncle John permitted Jamie to dis
charge his old army musket.
When the recoil of the gun nearly
knocked the youngster of his feet.
Uncle John inquired with grin:
did it kick your"
No. replied Jamie, "but it gave me
an awful punch In the shoulder"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

First Business Man--To what do
you attribute your success?
Second Business Man-To the fact
that was always first at the Office.
For seventeen years caught the 6:15
into town.
First Business Man-Ah, see. All
due to your early training. Columbia
Jester.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

What is all that racket about in
the club room?"
They are discussing the best way
Of preserving harmony among the
members"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
NilIx WHY.

Crawford Did you have any regu.
lar schedule when You went on your
motoring tour2
CrabshaW-Oh, no. we just natural.
~ stopped wherever the ear happened
to have its breakdown.-Judge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
Little Daisy-Are all men bad.
The Token.

Country House Host Ito arriving
guest) -H'lo. Jack! Drove over with
Miss Cuddles, Ell? Ripping sleighing,
but cold going, amt It?
Jack Cheerful Oh. didn't no
tice it.
Host-AI right. then. Come in and
thaw that earring out of your mus
tache. Judge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
Under MARITAL law,

"Now mind. Mary, liza sentry asks
yOu who you are, you must immedi-
ately answer, Friend"
"Yes'm: but what am to say if he
asks me how baby is?"-Punch.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
Explained.

Yes, Edgah's eigawets are all
marked with his monogram, don't you
know"
Does Edgah smoke to excess?"
"Oh, deah, no. It's more monogram
ming than ii rs smoking. don't you
know"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

"Have you read the beautiful, new
set of books the agent persuaded you
to buy?'
mo. ] haven't read any of them
yet. But have looked at most of the
pictures.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
Trained Ahiiltv.

The detective they've put on the
robbery of your jewels used to be
an automobile chauffeur
Then he ought to DO able to run
The thievas down.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

The man who prides himself on
giving others "a piece Of his mind
never secures any peace of mind for
himself by the process.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
Very Much So.

Il heard Of duel lately which
was fought with wax bullets"
THAT was quite a cereous matter"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

The Cough is what hurts, but the tickle Is
to blame. Deans Mentholated Cough Drops
stop the tickle-5c at good Druggists.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

Her Little Brother Say, Name, I
believe If wasn't here Mr.. Wise,
there, would kiss you.
His Sister Name For your impu-
dence. you must leave the room at
once.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

Every girl wants a string to her
beau, but she is apt to lose sight of
the fact that too many strings spoil
the beau.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL. YOU
Try Murine Bye Remedy for Red, Week, Watery
Just Eye comfort Write for Book Of the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Rye Remedy Co.. Chicago
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

When a cheap man drops penny
in the contribution plate he figures ON
getting through ticket to glory in
exchange.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
a sad AFFAIR

why didn't you attend Jacks we'd
ding?" asked visiting friend of a
Jacksonville girl yesterday.
Why? Because wanted to re-
member poor Jack as he looked in
life." responded the latter in a plying
tone.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

Those who have tested it find that
the epigrarn, Revenge is sweet" is
the most misleading of all.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

It isn't what a man knows about
the hereafter that worries him; it's
what he doesn't know.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
Natural Result.

Why is Bill SO much cut up?"
because his father cut him down"
- Baltimore American.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

The only way some people could
keep a promise is to place It in a safe
deposit vault
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
fVeutraIs in ENGLAND.

Cyclist- Many recruits gone from
this village?
ShopkeeperNo, sir.
CycIist- Oh, why's that?
Shopkeeper We'll, sir. after going
carefully into the matter, we in this
neighborhood decided 10 remain abso-
lutely neutral. Punch.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
Good Reason.

why am l always being made the
goat?"
why are you always butting in?v
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
Good ritIe.

why do you call your play "The
Porous PIaster?'"
because / want 1t to draw
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

Many a man has saving sense OF
humor-but 1t doesn't help his savings
hank account rs
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

A neutrality meeting is danger
ous place for any man on the other
side Philadelphia Inquirer.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

You have noticed, of course, that a
small man can feel just as big as the
rest of us.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

Teacher-When both hands are up,
what time is it?
Johnny-Time to uppercut. ma'am.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

The more q man intends to do to-
morrow the less he does today.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

If You don't want to be spoiled by
success, get job in the weather
bureau.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
The Truth Comes out.

Mother-Do you go to church for
the sermon or the singing?
Pretty Daughter-For the hims, Of
course.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
Inherited.

What can't understand about Bill
" WiggIes is why, with such spien-
did, manly man for father, Billy
should be so effeminate." said Dub
ATAsrT,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

Nothing worries some women like
troubles that failed to develop.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
Hard Work.

so you have a government clerk
ship. have your"
yes"
Don't have to do any work, sup.
poser"
Il don't, Ell? have to get my pay
warrant every month. and get it
cashed."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

Great faith never springs out of easy
situations.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
Poor Prospect

Poor Prospects,.
The baby has it's mothers nose"
Then it is already supplied with a
good trouble scenter,"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

why. it's simple enough said
Slathers. His mother was a wom-
an."-Judge
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

Important TO Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26

strict confidence. A woman can freely
talk of her private illness to awoman;
thus has been established q confidential
correspondence which has extended over
many years and which has never been
broken. Never have they published q
testimonial or used q letter without the
written consent Of the writer, and never
has the Company allowed these conf
DENTAL letters to get out of their pos
session, as the hundreds Of thousands
Of them IN their files viii attest.
Out of the vast volume of experience
which they have to draw from, it is more
than possible that they possess the very
knowledge needed in your case. Moth
ing is asked in return except your good
win. and their advice has helped thou
Gands. Surely any woman, rich or poor,
should be glad to take advantage of this
generous offer of assistance. Address
Lydia e. Pinhham Medicine Co, {con-
fidentiaD Lynn, Mass.
Every woman ought to have
Lydia e. Pinlxham's SO-page
Text Book. 1T is not a book for
general distribution, as it is too
expensive. 1t is free and only
obtainable by mail. Write for
IL today.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-03-26
FREE ADVICE
TO SICK WOMEN
Thousands Have Been Helped
By Common Sense
Suggestions.
Women suffering from any form Of
female ills are invited to Communicate

promptly with the
W o mans private
correspondence de-
partnnent of the Ly-
dia E. Pinkham Med
icine Co., Lynn,
Mass. Your letter
viii be opened, read
and answered by q
woman and held IN
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-17
NEW CORPORATIONS.

Thomas Hall, secretary OF state, re-
ports the following new corporations
organized in the state for which char.
ters have been granted out of his Of.
tice from February 1 to February IS:
The Slope Lumber Company, Ami.
don, Slope county; capital stock, $25,.
600; "ihcorporators, ;Theo. Tol benson,
Ole Paulson and II. II. Role, all o.
Rhame. Filed Feb. 4.
Newton Hotel Company. Williston,
Williams county; capital stocf, $780,
OVO:' mcOrpOratOrs, Peter Mcintyre,
G. J. Harding and John Murphy, all
Of Williston. Filed Feb. l.
Mandan Creamery & Produce Com.
pany, Mandan, Morton county; cap
ital stock, $4,000; incorporates, w
A. 'Lanterman, "a. Lanterman, and r,
A. Cummins, all Of Mandan. Filed
Feb j. ""lJ H. N'"l>- ~. :
'DoIw1bells Lumber and Implement,
Company. Bcwbells. Burke county
capital stock. $25,C00; incorporators
A. C. Wiper, q. M. Wohlwend; both o.
BowIbclls, and j. f. Wiper, Colgan
N. d. Filed FEB. 2. n -
Halter e Co.. Crosby, Divide, coun
ty: capital stock. Wi, 600: incorpor
ators. C. r.. Halter. Angus +. Blacl
and A. M. Halter, all Of Crosby. FILED
Fd). q.
I'crliu Hardware &, 1mplcuen4
Company. Berlin. LaMoure county,
capital stock. $4,000; incorporators
r. G.. Dripps. n. B. Knapp and J. P
Johnson. all of Berlin. Filed Feb. i
The Winter Realty Company, Lang
don, Cavalier county: capital stock
$4,000; incorporators. w. r. Winter
NJ O.r Winter and, i. Q. Winter, all o
F.angdon. Filed Feb. A.. ~
"a The Greek Home Bakery. Fargo
Cass county, capital stock, $4,000; in
c%orporatois Geo F.. Babe, Mollie Ia
ha and: Up. Karas,' ali of Fargo. Fill
cd Feb. 4.
The Stephens Co.. Westhcpe. 30;
tineau county, capital stock, $4,000
incorporators, S. y. Stephens, n, J
Stephens and B.'W Stephens, ALTO
Westhona. Filed Feb. 4.
The Wagner Candy Company, Wah
peton. Richland county: capital stock
FoV,VVV' uISotVotdtO!o ". W.. as
ner and G.. III. Tibeau, all Of Wahpe
ton. Filed Feb. s.
Ferguson Hardware Company. Mo
hall Renville count; capital stock
. 5000: incCrporators, ~ S. Fersu
son.rW. w. Powell and Mary Z. Fel
guson. all. of Mohall. Flied Feb 8.
1Scofeld Implement Co.. Minot
Ward county; capital stock, $4,000
incorporators, James" H. ScoffelG
Geo. A. State and l.. f. Vollmer. all q
Minot. Filed Feb. s. ..
%%navelcck State Bank, Havelock
Hettinger county; capital stock. $40.
900: incorporators. f. S. L~e,,aney
Regent: Adam Scherick and Adam
Nealhams, both Of Havelcrk. Fil"'
Feb. o.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-17
AWAITS
BIG ] CONTEST
Strongest Teams in That City Are
Scheduled for Basketball Tilt
=. Wednesday Night.

Fargo; n. d., Feb. 16.--The big
game of the week will be staged next
Wednesday night when Fargo college
and the AGRICULTURAL college get to-
gether for their first basketball game
of the season. Both teams have beer
going in tip.top form and a, hummer
Of q game is expected. s%a e
Interest among the supporters and
students of the rival schools is at a
high point and there. isMevery mdica-
ton that a large crowd will be pres
emf to view the contest. The athletic
officials at Fargo college have made
arrangements to take care OF a$big
crowd.
The dope gives the Aggies the edge
having vol their games by higher
scores and having an almost all vet
eran lineup Fargo college has al
ways. however. been able to play the
game of. her life against the farm
ers. With n exception for the last
five Years, the games between the in.
situations have ended with a differ
ence of not owe two points. Last year
Fargo college won both games. "
Bill Foster, of the University OF
Minnesota, will referee and Clark. o
The Minneapolis Tribune. will umpire.
The game will be called at 3 o'clock
sharp.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-17
|SA[TS. # KIDNEYS
. OR BLADDER BOTHER
Harmless to flush Kidneys and neutral
IN irritating acids-splendid ! 4
|. cf - = for system. S. .

Kidney and Bladder weakness result
from uric acid. says a noted authority.
The kidneys filter this acid from the
blood and pass it N to the bladder, where
it often remains to i~rritate and inAane,
causing q burning, scalding sensation, or
setting up an irritation at the neck Of
the bladder, :obliging you to seek relief
two 2ori three times during the night.
The sufferer is in constant dread, the
water passes sometimes with 4 scalding
sensation and. is very p~rofusc; again,
there is difficulty in avoiding it,.
Bladder weakness, most folks call 1t,
because they can't control %urination.
While it is extremely annoying and some
times very painful, this is really one of
the most simple ailments to overcome.
Get about four ounces of Jad Salts
from your pharmacist and take a table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast, continue this for two or three
days. This will neutralize the acids in
the urine SO it no longer is a source OF
irritation to the bladder and urinary or.
gans which then act normally again:
Jad Salts is inexpensive, harmless.
and is made from the acid Of grapes and
lemon juice, combined with lithia, and
is used by thousands of folks who are
subject to urinary disorders. caused by
uric acid irritation. Jad Salts is splen'
did for kidneys and causes no bad
effects whatever. ..
Hcre you have a pleasant, effervescent
Whitewater drink, which quickly relieves
bladder trouble.