La Junta tribune., 1915-10-16

his heArt--a lawyer, tniJIy-si1 ye4tD
old-lively--light haired-popular
tells funny stories--s good mixer.
John French's guns are making
Europe rock. Many towns are IL :
state OF combustion. But our seis-
meograph recorded quite shock
when President Wilson popped the
I question.
II may prove interesting At the
present time 10 recall. though
Il may be a shock TO many Christians.
that the longest period Of peace In
the worlds history was when the pa
gan Roman Empire ruled the world.
~
The 'Idiotic Yankees" have ex-
tended wireless telephony until mes
sages have been sent to Honolulu.
As the old lady said when she first
saw a monkey. there amt no tell
in what these Yankees will make
next
.
The presidents fianeee is 4 direct
descendant OF Pocohontas. She
is the owner OF the finest and old.
est jeweiry store in the country. To-
Gated at Washington. Thomas Jef-
ferson bought in this store the silver
that stored the first shelves OF the
White House.
We'll. Hiram. I'll tell you what.
that war in Europe keeps up some
thin terrible"
What is the latest news from the
'front.'"
We'll. sir. by cracky. one Of them
big Italian battleships has been
burned to the ground"
.
A certain minister lost his manu.
script one Sunday morning. SO he
spoke out thus:
Il am very sorry. indeed TO have
TO inform you that l have-er-some-
how or other. mislaid my sermon for
this morning. ! must-er-therefor
trust to Providence for inspiration.
Tonight ! will come better prepar-
ed
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Mozart, the Shakespeare OF the
musical world. and probably the
greatest musical genius. a man Of
upright character and blsmeless
habits. was buried In a paupef's
grave. Where he WAS buried. even.
no one knows. II is only known that
he Was buried in 4 grave where upon
the same day two "other paupers"
were buried. He died while re-
hearsinE his immortal Requiem.
John d. Rockefeller talks like Q
man who II In dead earnest. He says
that the common stock Of the Colo
RADIO Fuel and Iron Company has
never earned = cent In dividends. He
should tell. frankly. too. whether or
not there IL any watered stock In this
corporation. What the labor situa-
tion needs out here. as the Outlook
says. Is knowledge on both sides. sym
pathy between both sides. and justice
on all sides.
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Prof. Roger berry. OF the IA Junta
High School. Is "a yaudeyillian as well
as a propounder OF the principles OF
Euclid and the theoreum Of IN.
''pons asinorum." He say, that he
was attacked by the mosquitoes in Ar.
kansas. or vas IL In Oklahoma. and
In order to save himself he hid be-
meath a huge iron kettle. Nothing
daunied they bored right In after
him. He Vas lucky In having In his
Il possession monkey wrench. with
which he clinched their sting.rs on
the inside. Imagine his consterna.
tion II you can. when the surface BE-.
Ing covered. the mosquitoes brazeniy
flew off with the kettle.
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This IL world for children and
for those whose spirit Is ~ that of a
iitti. child. The true satisiactions OF
life are simple. They are given b.,
God In sound sleep and the da~ninF $
OF q new day: In the warmth Of sun.
iixht and residence Of an earthly path
through the woods: In the bodily ia.
iisuc that follows physical toll man.
fully done or other work accomplish.
ed according TO our powers: In light.
~ning some other toiies's too heavy
burden: In the love Of man and NO.
man and child-yes. and Of the brute
creation. Social life 10 a best q
compromise; but let ~ sturdiiy re-.
fuse to compromise our 10Y In iivlnr
ssmpiy--for TO live simDly 10 the onl,
way ever discovered By which ~s