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The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-03
cOnviet Work Get. Results.

Jonh Shook, warden OF the Idlho
state pentitentiary, passed through
Homedals Sunday on his way home
to Boise from visit to the state
prism iGrm which Is located In the
Gem dis rict about three miles from
Homedale. Mr.. Shook reports that
the prisoners under the supervision
OF Arthur McClain have 200 acres
planted to grain and the prospects
are gord for bumper crup. Twelve
prisoners are that the camp and they
seem To be we'll satisfied and take
great interest is greatly pleased with
the showing being made and is con.
tident that lis plan in using convict
labor in reclaiming state land is 60
iDg to prove a wonderful success. -
Homedsle Press.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-03

\ tice Is hereby given that James
NJ. Cheney will apply TO the State
Board of pardons OF the State nf Ida :
ho at It's regular meeting 10 be held
az Boise, ia the State Of Idaho, on
Wednesday, the 7th day OF July, 1918,
for complete pardon from the
offence OF burglary upon which lie
was convicted In the District Court
OF the 9th Judicial District OF the
SsAte Of Idaho, In and for Lemhi
County, before Judge James Ste vens
on tbe 7th day OF May, 1912 and for
shieh he Nas by said Judge James
Stevens sentenced to serve 10 h
Penitentiary OF the State OF Idaho
for the term OF from one to Is years,
also complete pardon from the
Offence OF Grand Larceny upon
which he was convicted In this Dis
trict Court OF the 9Th judicial Dis.
trlct of the State OF Idaho 10 aud for
Lemhi County, before Judge James
Stevens on the 7th day of May, 1912,
and for which he was, by said Judge
james Stevens sentenced to serve la
the Penitentiary for the term OF from
one To fourteen years.
Dated at Mountain Home, IiAho,
this 29th day OF May. 1915.
JAMES NJ. CHENEY.
June 3-July /.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-03
PREPARING FOR
THE FOURTH
Meeting Held and the Members
Of the Committees Were
Appointed.

Again we celebr@ta the glorious
Fourth. A mass meeting called
last Friday evening To discuss plans
aud make arrangements for tiittIng-
lY observe our natlonal holiday a
fairly good representation Of our citI.
zens was present, W. X. Harmon
Was selected as chairman and w. f.
McCracken rs secretary. On motion
the following committees were nam-
ed
Finance; Ray KInsey, Chairman,
Frank Bellamy, Chris Van strait.
Street sports; Jas, Caples Chair.
man, Frank Hall, Jos Vaughn.
Frank Iavemann, Geo. Brown. q.
n. Davis.
Printing; Allen Merritt, Chairman,
Z, q, Miller, "Doc' Hart.
Speaking, n. /. Andrews, Chair.
man, W. @. ShOup, II p. McCrAcken.
Music, Jack Watkins, Chairman,
Russ white, Allen Merritt.
Reception, I, ]. Atkins, Chairman,
w. @. Whitwsll, John Rees, W. II.
.O Brien. Mrs. GEO. Meitzler, Miss
Laura Shoup, Mrs. Murphey, Mrs.
II l.. Edwards.
Decorating, Ralph Irwin, Chair
olln, Ralph EwdaEds, Ray Irwin,
J 'ck Wright, E. q Frazier.
Salltlns Committee. VIM. Kadlet1,
Chairman, V. Papetti, Louis Mogg.
Dance, Owen Swift Chairman,
lie Wis Vogler Wade KiEtley Chas.
II iman.
Transportation T.. X. Abbott Chair
man ". II Shoup II. NJ, Shaw II. q.
Burke John plerson.
llolse Racing Robt. Moore Chair.
nmn. The question.of the advisable.
ny Of having horse races to be left to
that committee.
rhe Base Ball committee To consist
u ne the manager OF the Base Ball
Club.
Jesse Langsdorf was 10 continue
as treasurer.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-03

ais Of the CunaFd line acted In good
fai b ~ith the A Americas ofiiclals who
Eers IN charge Of the steamers
clearance.
50 far as the claim Of the president
Is concerned, that The passengers on
the liner we're not given sufficient
time tO save themselves, Germany
axes the position that IL is lmpoasI.
Ole to say whether or not this is the
case. Attention is cllled 20 the sink.
ing OF the Titanic and IL is suggested
toat, while II il true that many lives
we're lost, there Is AZ yet no explain
alton ~ to whether the Lusitania
.as In reality the sea worthy craft
ma, the British reports maiutain.
Germany finally discusses tie pro.
. sals that we're made by the United
states In the joint note sent TO Great
Britain and Germany ia which the
United States tried 10 arrange with
England the abandonment OF It's
starvation blockade" In return for
a promise from Germany 10 call on
hsr submarine attacks. Germany re-
calls that she agreed 10 accept such q
proposal, and asks what Engla did
and whsther, in reIvcting the suaRes-
ted exchange Of benefits, slle has not
justified Ia every way the German
,ubDarlne blockade.
The note Vas taken to Ambassador
Gerard without any special formal
tiles. IL Was carried across from the
foreign office 10 the embassy by an
under sttaehs and Was Immediately
put Into code, and sent 20 the United
states. Although Pr sIdent Wilson
Eas In possession Of the outlines OF
the note he let IL BE- known early to-
night that there would be no suggss.
tion Of reply 10 Il until after the
complete text Is laid before him,
probably on Monday. II Is not ex.
pscted that the United States will
'et on II in any waJ until u Is con-
sidered by the president aud his cab.
iDet on DeHt Tuesday.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-03
ARR:
STRAINED

washington, MAY ~. - That the re
lations between the United states
and Germany are strained tu the
breaking point AS result OF the re
ply Of Germany to President Wilson IS
note protesting against Germany's
submarine warfare against merchant
vessels was admitted tonight The
summary Of the reply, as sent BY
AMBASSADOR Gerard reached the
state department late tonight. 1t
proved that the suggestions Of the
United Press correspondent In Berlin
that the note, while friendly " IN
effect refusal Of the American con.
tentions, we're 10 every way the
truth.
Secretary Bryan, who was in at
tendance on The banquet to tie Par
American delegates, refused point
blank 10 comment on the summary
Of the note received here. The pTesi.
dent was unavailable at the White
House. Other officials Of the gov
ernmeni, were much disappointed
and expressed the belief that, II the
summary, as obtainahle here, was
the exact fact, It would bs hard for
the Unit ,d States to refrain from an
insistence that both the letter and
tie spirit Of the original demand be
II ed up to.
There is no mention bY Germany 10
disavow any intention to sink the
Lusitlnia, or discontinue her sub
narlne attacks upon merclant ships
Tue note, In effect, that rather than
take any action Germany would pre-
fer to assume, pending any further
action OF the United States that the
follpwing are the German assump.
tions Of facts:
FiIsl- That the Lusltania was
built a. an auxiliary cruiser: that
she vas subsidized by the British
government: that the British naval
lists refer % her AS a wafship; that
she had two guns mounted, although
concealed below decks, and that At
the line she WIS sunk, she bad OF
tpoBrd many British soldiers
Second That most British steam.
eIs that have sailed ir1m the United
states for tie other side have repeat
eJiy carried toldiers, artillery, war
supplies and contFaband destioed
eitieT for England or France That
on the trip on Nhicn she was sunk
the Lusitania carried 800 cases Of
cartridges other war supplies and
iClnadisn troops vino we're enroute Ia
/ tie front.
/ Germany then calls attention 10
/ the fact that there are American
laws that prohibit IL Ia sumistaks ble
terms the crrJing Of merchant yss-
sells which also carry passengers, ans
/ sort Of munitions Of war.
IL asks frankly uheiher tile Amer.
I lean government Was aware Of this
wren the LusitaBia lsft. and Nheth
eT II knows just hoE n any passengers
we're supposed to Offset each item oi
munition. In strong language Ger,
many asks whether the British ofiici.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-03
COMMENCEMENT EXERCISES
HAS Big ATTENDANCE
Auditorium Of High School Packed to Hear Com,
men(emeNt Exercises. President Reed, Of
PO(0teIIO, Gave the Address.

was based on the subject, Choosing
our World. Ills talk was very in
formal and applicable to everyday
life. While his remarks were ad-
dressed to the graduating class, yet
they we're suited To every member OF
the large audience, who listered with
the closest attention 20 every word
spoken. Many good thoughts were
presented In very c0mmonsense
manner and coming FROM the man
who stands so high in educational
work carried double force.
This is the second time that sal
mon people have bad the pleasure OF
listening to Mr.. Reed, he having ad.
dressed the graduating class last year,
The splendid audience who greeted
him on this occasion, testified TO his
popularity aud ability as q speaker.
He will always receive hearty vel
come among Salmon people.
County Superintendent, Mrs. Dig
giles presented the graduates OF the
Eighth grade with THAR diplmoas.
The class was large one, composed
Of the folloaing;
Eudora Chaffee Gertrude Edwards,
Lawrence Greene, Roy Hoffman,
Walter Kane Ruth Manfull. Fred
Mackey, Mabel Melvyn, Myrtle MogR,
Esther Rose, Margaret Shoup, Ola
Smout, Katherine Williams, Esther
Diggles, Ruth Gaver, Lloyd Shaw,
Fred CrRndalI.
The Eighth grade examination was
said TO have been a very rigid one
aud the fact that such a large class
will pass into the high school next
year Is very gratifying to the teach
ers and friends Of these young peo-
pie.
Superintendent Casterlin then an
nounced the names OF those who had
received the highest honors for the
past year. Arthur Neiman won the
highest scholarship, the second hon.
ors being given TO Miss Virginia
Gautier. In the oratorial contest
conducted sometime ago Miss Ruth
Pierson was awarded the gold medal.
During the past year Misses cola
Noddings and Virginia Griutier have
taken work in teaching In the grade
and were awarded recommendations
for their work. The championship n
Of the athletes was won by otis Slsy-
In. This Is the third year that tie
class which has just graduated mas
won the scholarship silver cup aud 1t
is nov the property Of this class as a
permanent trophy Of their work.
On behalf OF the school hoard, At
torney A. q. Cherry presented the
graduates with their certificates OF
graduation In very brief talk.
At the elise Of the exercises "A re.
ception was held at the | o. o. +,
ball FOR tie graduates and their
friends and Has an enjoyable affair.
II was also in the nature of farewe u
10 the teachers who do not expect Ia
return to Salmon for the coming year.
Miss Seed, Miss McDJnald, Miss Gil
lespie and Miss Johnson are leaving
the school this year and these young
ladies will be greatly II issed from
the school and social life Of Salmon.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-03

Tne foremal got his heads mixed a
little last week and pu, the Tendoy
head = tie Lesdore Corresponds nee.
We hope neither of our correspond
ents will feel hurt over the mistake
We are proud Of our out Of town let
uers each ~eeK and only wish Ss
could have a letter from each section
Of the county.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-03
MONEY

The mint makes 1t and under the
terms of the Continental Mortgage
Company you can secure it at per
cent for any legal purpose on ap.
proved real estate. Terms easy, tell
us your wants and we will cooperate
with you Petty g. Company, Den.
yer, Colo. 513 Denham Bid. 49wl3.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-03

organization Of the Young Peoples
SocietE Of Christian Endsavor took
up the time OF the regular Endeayor
hour Ia rally and also a livered the
evening sermon. Every service was
a tended by a geod congregation, in
the morning the Methodist church
dismissed their services and came
over In b DIV
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-03

The real good fellow" Is the fel.
low who knoss something good about
everybody and tells IL. Fle never
knocks on his nsighbor or digs up the
pas. He slsays lends 4 helping
hand 10 the fellow WhO Is up against
II and gives him = chance % make
good. He never forgeus 10 do ana
say the litIls things that make his
wife happy. His children find him a
Jolly chum aud an syer-ready play
m tie. His home Is a haven of love,
haDt iness and cuntentment. The
real "goad fellow" b the worlds
greatest asset.-Bert Morehouse ia
Ginger.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-03
NOTICE.

The Annual meeting ri tie stock
holders OF the Salmon City 4 Western
Telephone Co., Ltd all be held In
the Office Of Jno. II. Padgham 90
Monday, June :, 1915 at 1880 p. n.
GEO. ". MEITZLER, Sec'y.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-03
NOTICE,

/ will give any party riding the
range betAeen Shook range and l2-
mile $40 to deliver to me at Macion
Mulkey's ranch one black mare
hrande lazy % on left shoulder,
~eight about 100, three or four years
old, little white In forehead.
Mrs. Columbus Holbrook.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-03
METHODIST CHVRCH.
Su nday school 10

Su nGay school 10
Preaching service II a. m
EpWorth League 8 100 p. N.
Preaching service at 90 p. m.
z rayeT meeting followed by choi
rsh, ars d al 20 p. N Wednesday,
Ym are aiSays welcome at the
Me- hUdist church.
f. Z. Crlbtree. PAsto 2.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-03

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The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1915-06-03

= y. laaaa ms lnll and all present
8 the enlNfkAinment through
sae4u sllt SEts the orchestra
- tha tlM8 Nth music
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-08-31

noon at 2 o'clock and this session VIII
be in the interests Of social service
superintendent j. n. Barss WI aeliv-
er the address which will be followed
by a general discussion OF the sub
iect. The yearly meeting OF The Free
Baptists held this year for the first
time with the Baptists, will be at 4
O'clock.
Monday evening there will be adj
dresses by Rev. J. Harrison Thomp.
son of Randolph, and DR. f r Peter
son Of Boston in the interests Of
young peoples work Tuesday morn
ing Rev. Ralph NJ Jones Of Chester
will deliver the address before the
Vermont Baptist Historical society
and Rev. George w. Peck, Jr, Of
Rutland will deliver the address be
fore the Ministers Conference and
Aid society while actresses before the
Womens Missionary society will be
delivered by Mrs. Katherine S. West
fall OF Chicago and Mrs. ". 7, Bi-
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-08-31

ter; the gentemans prizes went to
Carl Madison and Louis 3Rabner
During the evening Mrs. Louis Rab-
ner gave few vocal selections
Dainty refreshments We're served,
A concert for the benefit Of the
Armenian Massacre fund will be Civ
en- this evening, Aug 81. at 8 o'clock
at the Congregational church under
the auspices of the Sunday School
The concert is given by the Misses
Emily. Lillian and Miriam Eaton of
Schoharie, ~ Y, soprano, contralto
and pianist respectively The two
former are students 1T the Troy con
servatory and will give an enjoyable
program consisting of vocal and
piano solos. duets. etc. They will be
assisted by Nelson l.. Payne as bari
tone and reader Admission, adults
zoe, children Toe.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-08-31
NORTH BENNINGTON

Edward PAIL of Troy was the
guest of friends in town Sunday.
Mrs d. a. Brundige of West street
is visiting in Undertook, N. Y.
Fred Parker of Ludlow was the
week end guest OF his son, George
Parker ofSChurch street.
Michael sMathers of New York city
spent a portion of last week with
friends in town.
Mr.. and Mrs. LeGrand Babcock of
Petersburg were guests of friends in
town last week
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert A. Davis, Mrs
E. Mattison and George Parker mot
ored to Rutland recently.
Miss Alice Daniels left Sunday for
months visit with her sister, Mrs.
j. Il. Condor, of Middlebury, VT
Miss Maria Leonard of Troy is Wis
ting her sister, Mrs. Catherine
Welch of Mechanic street, l t
Miss Elizabeth Cole of New York
accompanied by friend are guests
Of Mr., and Mrs. Roscoe Cole of
Church street
Mr. and Mrs, Carl Madison gave
reception Friday evening in honor of
Mr.. and Mrs. Broas Scriven at their
home on Mechanic street. 500 was
played, the ladies prizes were won by
Miss Prutia Weir and Miss Ethel Fos-
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-08-31
BENNINGTON BRIEFS
News of the Town and Village TOLD
Briefly for Busy Readers

Guy Harmon of Union street is in
Hoosick Falls for a few days.
Miss Isabelle Bowles is a guest of
Miss Blanche LaValley of Rutland.
Miss Hilda lockwood is teaching
at the district school at West Dover.
Truman Martin and son. Dewey, of
East Arlington are passing the day
in town.
L. s. Chandler of Old Bennington
has purchased Ford automobile de-
livery car.
Regular meeting of the Bradford
Hooks Wednesday evening at 8
o'clock
Raymond Ressegule of Imperial
avenue has returned from week
spent at Sucker pond.
Miss Eunice Camp of Grove street
has returned home after spending a
week with relatives in Jacksonhills,
N. Y.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. s. Kehoe left this
noon for few days stay in New
York. Miss Esther Thompson went
with them,
Mrs J. E. Dean and daughter Dor
othy and Mrs. Warren Hassen of
Boston are guests Of Mrs. w. G. Bah
cock for the week. -
The funeral of the late George W.
Bahan of Minneapolis will be held in
the Old First church on Thursday
afternoon at 3 o'clock.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mark Reynolds of
Hoosick Corners have been visiting
in town. Mrs. Reynolds was former
~ Miss Ray of North Adams and at
one time gave dancing lessons in Ben
nington.
| Rev. and Mrs. Charles e. Cragg of
Huntington, l.. l., arrived here by
auto Monday. leaving this morning
| for tour of the Berkshires Mr..
Cragg is the pastor of the Congrega
| tional church of Huntington.
The Ladies Aid Society of the NJ
E. church will entertain all the cir
cles at the church Wednesday after
noon and evening from 3 until 8 in
honor of Mrs. LaPointe who is about
to leave town, All the ladies Of the
| church are invited
Miss. Veronica Mary REILLY, daugh-
ter of Mrs. Anna REILLY of Park ST.,
and William Hurley, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Edward Hurley, were married at
Gas o'clock Monday evening at St.
Francis de Sales church. The cere-
mony was per ormed by the Rev. FIR.
CahiH. The couple were attended by
Mr.. and Mrs. Mathew Leonard, Mrs.
Leonard being an aunt of the bride.
The couple left fora wedding trip in
New York state after which they viii
reside at lp5a Park street,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-08-31

more Of South india, The speakers
at the Sunday school session Tues
day affepoohf viii be Rey. Charles a.
BOYD OF Rurliugton DR., f. F. Peter
son OF Boston, Dr l. II. Flood OF New
Jersey. Miss A. Broekaway and DR..
Nv. L Chalmers OF Philadelphia.
Tuesday evening Rev. George Il.
Tomp kinson of Brattleboro viii
preach the annual sermon and DR.
w Il. Chalmers OF Philadelphia viii
deliver an address Wednesday morn
ing will be given over TO reports and
addresses from the state missionary
workers. Wednesday afternoon
there will be greetings from the 9th
er denominations with addresses by
w. w Stiskney Of Ludlow, Or. Fhom-
as II. STA ey Of Concord n H., and
DR. Jam% II Franklin OF Boston At
the closing session Wednesday eve
ming ttfre win be addresses by DR.
r. w. padeford Of Boston and Or.
Guy c. Lamson Of Philadelphia
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-08-31
Worms Cause Many children's Ills

Worms, by thousands, rob the child
of nourishment, stunt its growth,
cause Constipation. Indigestion, Ner-
vousness, Irregular Appetite. Fever
and sometimes Spasms. Kickapoo
Worm Killer gives relief from all
these. One-fourth to one of these
pleasant candy lozenges, taken as
directed, kill and remove the Worms,
regulate your chid's bowels and re-
store its health and vitality. Get an
original Csc box from your Druggist.
Don't endanger your child's health
and future when so sure and simple
remedy can be had.
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HAPTIsTs TO MEET

Gathering to Be at Burlington Sept
t ember 20-22
Burlington, Aug. 29-The Vermont
Baptist anniversaries will be held with
the First Baptist church here Septem-
Der 2O-22 inclusive. The convention
proper will be called to order by
President Henry Bond Monday after
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-08-31
Notice to the Ladies of Bennington
and Vicinity

Have just received my new line of
ladies' and gents samples and styles
for fall and winter. Prices very reas
enable. Cleaning, pressing, altera-
lions of all kinds a specially.
| N. Levin.
1870 North St., Tel 291-W.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-03
SHORT ONES

Chief of Police Dunn of Omaha
has Sherlock Holmes beaten a block;
he discovered that wrestling match
was crooked.
Lloyd George says drink is worse
enemy than an armed foe, but we
know a lot of fellows who always are
ready to charge it.
John D. Rockefeller is reported to
have become an ardent baseball fan.
No use, fellows, he won't come in
where there is money involved. -
The Duke of Orleans complains
that, he is barred from fighting. He
ought to come to this neutral coun-
try and express an opinion on the
war.
Making each soldier fire his gun
every 71a minutes takes all the ro-
nance out of war. They'll be INSTALL
ing time clocks pretty soon and dock
ing a fellow who starts late.