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The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-02-12
Luke's Philosophy.

Admire the diamond ring the wo
man is wearing and she'll Away
tell you how dirty it is.
A man never makes any excuse
when you catch him buying
drink. But he will make all sort
of apologies when you catch hin
buying collars or socks.
What has become of the old
fashioned girl who wore hat tina
was trimmed with artificial fruit.
and vegetables?
Father will stick around at Kef
Klatch until he is stewed and his
voice will be loudest in singing:
"The La-a-h-a-nd Of The Fru-hee
and The Ho-ho-me of The
Bra-a-ve." And then he will &c
home and try to crawl under the
door mat when he discovers that
friend wife is waiting for him.
If man ever happens to kill one
rabbit in ten shots he will always
claim that he killed ten rabbits in
one shot.
The slim, athletic girl may have
the elastic step. But the corn fed
girl has the elastic wabble.
When the woman defendant is
pretty her lawyers get all the
credit when the jury frees her.
Arbitration in a family quarrel
means letting the wife have her
own way.
The lucky man is usually one
who doesn't depend on his work.
You may have noticed that you
never see the man who says: l
Told You So! collecting any bets.
1t is all right to say it to a man.
But never tell woman that a thing
is as plain as the nose on her face.
A woman can sometimes keep a
secret. A girl if often engaged to
a fellow for year before he knows
about it.
Any man who has watched his
wife dolling up when she is getting
ready to go out will agree with
the sage who remarked that wo-
mans work is never done.
TITS better to have loved and lost
than to figure alimony's cost.
You will never get to where you
know 1T all. The wisest men we
have are old men who have fine
reference libraries.
Some people talk more religion in
ten minutes than they live in ten
years.
One reason why a girls ankles
never get cold is because she is car
rying ten-pound muff.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-02-12
SALEM.

Miss Haynes, of Nashville, has
been visiting at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. G. E. Luton recently.
M. F. Garrigan sold car load of
cattle with which he went to St.
Louis this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Vora Logan, of
Beech vicinity, Sundayed at the
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. M. F. Garri-
gan.
Mrs. Parnell Garrigan spent few
days last week with her sister, Mrs.
Harry Naylor.
Miss Matte Harris visited near
Crystal Friday night and attended
the singing at Fremont Saturday.
Miss Myrtle Houser, who has been
visiting relatives near here has re-
turned home.
Mr.. George Isbell and Miss Hattie
Ferguson Sundayed at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. w. B. Preuett.
Mrs. G. E. Luton, who has been
sick for some time, is improving.
The remains of Mr.. John Her, of
Paducah, KY, were shipped to Union
City ana buried at Salem last Mon
day. Mr.. Her was 81 years of age.
Rev. Drake and Mr.. Less Ran
son, of Union City, took dinner at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. G. E. Luz
ton Monday. ROSEBUD.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-02-12
NEAR DEATH
BY SMOTHERINC
But Husband, With Aid Of Cardui,
Effects Her Deliverance.

Draper, N. C.-Mrs. Helen Dalton, Of
This place, says: 81 suffered for years,
with pains in my left side, and would
often almost smother to death.
Medicines patched me up for awhile
but then would get worse again. Final
ly, my husband decided he wanted me to
try Cardui, the wcnan's tonic, so he
bought me bottle and began using it.
II did me more good than all the medi-
cines had taken.
have induced many of my friends to
Try Cardui, and they all say they have
been benefited by its use. There never
has been, and never will be, medicine
10 compare with Cardui. believe it is
good medicine for all womanly trou-
bles."
For over so years, Cardui has been re-
Iieving woman's sufferings and building
weak women up to heath and strength.
If you are woman, give it a fair trial.
II should surely help you, as it has a
million others.
Get a bottle Of Cardui to-day.
Write TO: Chattanooga Medicine Co., Ladies'
Advisory Dept, Chattanooga, Tenn, for .SssciaI
hrstyEcffonJ on your case and 64-page book Home
Treatment for Women" in plain wrapper. NC lag
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-02-12
Memory of M. 0. Garrison.

OH Jan. 81, 1919, the Dlack morse
whose rider is Death, halted at the
home of M. o. Garrison while pale
faced Death claimed as his victim
this worthy man.
Marion Alonzo Garrison was borI
November 8, 1861, and bravel!
fought life's battles for fifty-fouI
consecutive years. At the age Of
fourteen he enlisted in the ranks
of Jesus and steady marched against
the foe with no banner of truce
with which to greet the eyes of the
ranks of satan. He became a mem
Der of the Cumberland Presbyterian
Church at Ebenezer on September
Is, 1880, and was made an elder in
the same church on December IL,
1880, which place he faithfully
filled for 35 years. Mr.. Garrison
was married on December Is, 1866,
to Miss Mamie Sturgis. To this
union God gave three children,
Mrs. Vara Garrison Taylor, Myrtle,
whom he raised to be such charac-
tiers as would grace any home, and
Katie, whose life frightened the
home only for a short while, when
Death put forth his unloosing hand
and plucked her life and presence
from their midst. Mr.. Garrison was
a member of the Masonic lodge and
for most two years he had been a
member Of the w. O. w. order. He
not only wore the square and COM
pass but he measured his life by it.
He knew Hiram, the widows son,
and all the emblems of Masonry were
very dear to him. In his business
he was honest; he measured his
dealings with his fellowmen by the
Golden Rule; in his morals he was
pure; in his social relations he was
gentle and kind, and in his duties to
God he was unfaltering. Mr.. Gar
rison is survived by a grief stricken
loving sister, a devoted
companion, two faithful daughters
and host of relatives and friends.
His remains were laid to rest in Eb-
enezer Cemetery to await the resur-
rection morning.
Mr.. Garrison was man take him
for all in all; his like will scarcely
be found again. Truly he could
say with the poet:
Sunset and evening star,
And one clear call for me!
And may there be no moaning of the
bar,
When l put out to sea,
But such a tide as moving seems
asleep,
Too full for sound and foam,
When that which drew from out the
boundless deep
Turns again home.
Twilight and evening bell,
And after that the dark
And may there be no sadness of |
farewell,
When 1 embark;
FOR tho from out our bourne of |
time and place,
The flood may bear me far,
hope to see my Pilot face to face
When I have crossed the BAR
Mr.. Garrison so lived, that when
lis summons came to join the in
Vulnerable caravan which moves to
hat mysterious realm, where each
hall take his chamber in the silent
Ialls of death, he went, not like the
scourged to his dun
con, but soothed and sustained by
n unfaltering trust he went as one
Tho wraps the drapery of his couch
bout him and lieth down to pleas
Mt dreams.
A FRIEND
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-02-12
City School.

Four members of the senior class at
the High School are at the present time
standard with all their work. These
members are Villa Whitson, Mary
Dahnke, Beauchamp Mcconnell, Lila
Caldwell. Of these four, Willo Whit
son stood the highest in her four years.
work with an average of SO 11-31; she
has been appointed valedictorian. Mary
Dahnke stood second with an average
of 8S 21-67; she has been appointed
Miss Willo has two years.
extra work in Household Economics to
her credit. Miss Mary has three years
exta work in the same subject. The
class will probably graduate about ten
strong.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-02-12
The Dodge.

Mr.. Geo. L. Porter visited the auto
mobile show at Chicago and sent US
back a cut of the Dodge car with the
following notation:
They are holding the greatest auto
show ever held in the world here this
week. The Dodge is creating more
sensation and is talked of more than
any other car"
SEMoNEs & HARRISON.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-02-12

Call 2S5, Union City Lumber Co.,
and get Averitt to do your wiring and
electrical work.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-02-12

Gas in the stomach and bowels is
dlsagreeable symptom OF torpid liver.
To get rid of it quickly take HERBINE.
1t is marvellous liver stimulant and
bowel purifier. Price SOC. Sold by Oil
ver's Red Cross Drug Store. ADV.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1915-02-12
COLDS & LaGRIPPF

s or 6 doses 666 will break
any case of Chills & Fever, Colds
& LaGrippe; it acts on the liver
better than Calomel and does not
aripe or sicken. Price 25c.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1915-12-02
Ship Purchase Bill dangerous.

Congressman Charles F. Curry of
California, discussing the ship purchase
bill: 81 am opposed to this bill. 1t is
inexpedient, untimely, unnecessary. dam
gerous and contrary to the fundamental
principles of our Government The only
action needed to rehabllitate the Ameri-
can merchant marine is to defeat this
measure, reenact the marine laws that
were on our statute books prior to 1915,
providing for preferential duties on
goods carried in American bottoms, and
change our commercial treaties with
number of foreign nations, which we
can do by giving years notice, or pay
subsidy where and when necessary and
give the preference to our own ships in
carrying the msils, as other maritime
nations do. The business of government
is to govern, and not primarily to en-
gage in private business enterprise that
brings it into competition with its own
citizens. The engaging of government
in private business is justifable and
right when the enterprise can be better
conducted by the government for the
benefit of all of it's citizens than it can
be conducted by private enterprise, and
in conditions of emergency. The enter
ing of the government into the shipping
business at this time can not be justified
on either hypothesis, and during the
continuance of the European war it will
endanger the peace of our country"
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1915-12-02
steepness of the slopes make one marvel
that the way can be kept open at all.

steepness of the slopes make one marvel
that the way can be kept open at all.
We regretted the coming of darkness
and the necessity of going in to the
diner for supper, but our last thrills as
the day ended were received by Albert
Canyon, where the railroad passed for
miles between narrow perpendicular
walls with raging torrent deep below
! US.
Our friendly porter had again fore
warned US, so that daylight next morn
ing found US wide awake as the Imperial
Limited entered the Fraser CANYON.
where there was seemingly only room
for this large rapid river to rush between
its rocky walls. 1t is hard to realize
how the railroad can find passage, even
with its many tunnels. After we had
LETT Yale the scenery grew more COM
monplace and we began to think about
breakfast. We noted with surprise that
the foliage had changed over night from
the bereness and BROWNIES of April to
the fresh green as of early June,
change due to the milder climate of the
Western slopes. On our train was an
Englishman who had been born in India
and who had travelled extensively over
the world, but was making his first visit
to the Canadian Northwest. He told US
that never in his life had he seen any
scenery that would compare in grandeur
with the Canadian Rockies, and that his
trip through them would remain the
most memorable one of his life. The
engineering marvel of the Canadian Pa
clfic's construction seemed to US as great
as its wonderful scenery, and nowhere in
the United States, we regre1fully ac-
knowledge, did we find road that was
its equal in smoothness of read bed, gen.
eral cleanliness and freedom from dust
and dirt, and courteous service rendered
by its employees. The Imperial Limited
had another virtue, too, that we did not
find elsewhere, it was absolutely on its
schedule time, to the fraction of a min
ute, from the time we joined it until it's
ultimate arrival in Vancouver.
HELEN M. TODD.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1915-12-02
Free Sugar Folly Should be Repealed.

Congressman Richard W. Austin of
Tennessee: Congress should lose no
time in repeating the free sugar folly.
The European war has saved and kept
alive our sugar industry from the first
cut of Is per cen, in the tariff duty and
the anticipation of the total abolition of
the duty. Germany stands first and
! Austria third in the list of sugar produce
ing countries. Prior to the war twelve
sugar beet factories closed down on ac-
| count of the action of Congress, and the
Louisiana sugar farmers were seeking,
if possible, the substitution of another
less profitable crop. In Honolulu 7
learned of the sale of large local sugar
company and plantation to a party of
japanese. The explanation was that
the owners knew that after the close of
the war in Europe and the placing of
sugar on the free list or May /, 1916, to
compete with the Cuban sugar planters
means bankruptcy. This is but the fore
runner of what will happen to this splen-
did American industry unless Congress
repeats the free sugar law. If free
sugar permanently remains, the industry
in our insular possessions will fall into
the hands of aliens, our deserving people
will be crowded out, and our local or ex-
port trade to Porto Rico, the Hawaiian
and the Philippine Islands will be done
by our foreign competitors. The Ameri-
can people have certainly paid a fearful
penalty for the folly of electlng Free
Trade theorist to the presidency, along
with subservient Congress ever ready
to do his bidding"
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1915-12-02
SCH MINEOLA TOWED IN.

GLOUCESTER, Mass, Nov. 25. The
water-logged lumber schooner Mineola
was towed into port tonight by the gill
METER Sawyer and the power boat of the
Delivers Neck Life saving station. The
schooner, bound from Bangor to Boston,
was kept afoat during the recent heavy
gale only by her load of lumber Her
crew was exhausted and their vessel un-
manageable when their signals of distress
were seen this morning by the Sawyer
off Thachers Island. The Mineola was
80 low IN the water that the Sawyer had
difficulty in handling her and the Dolli-
vers Neck crew went out to her in their
powerful motor boat. The Mineola has
been month on her trip from Bangor,
and the heavy gales of the past week
had opened her seams and damaged her
rigging. Her crew were worn out by
the constant buffeting and to add to their
discomfort the water invaded their store
of provisions.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1915-12-02
A DAINTY LAXATIVE

Some cathartics should be used but
once, others should not be repeated often.
Pinklets, the tiny pink laxative gran
ules. may be used as long as desired with
out fear of causing drug habit. They
are perfectly safe laxative as well as a
dainty one. You can take them until
regular habits are established and then
discontinue them without any relapse or
reaction.
Pinklets are recommended for the
treatment of torpid liver, biliousness,
constipation and sick headache, for the
complexion and whenever gentle laxa-
tive is required.
Your druggist sells Pinklets. Price Is
cents per bottle. Write for free sample
and booklet "Constipation, Its Causes
and Treatment" to the DR.. Williams
Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1915-12-02
Tariff and Wages.

Thomas B. Reed: Where two ma
tions have equal skill and equal appli-
ances and market of nearly equal size,
and one of them can hire labor at one
half less, nothing but tariff can main
tain higher wages, and that we can
prove If there be two bales of goods
side by side made by the same kind of
machinery and with the labor of the
human being in both of the same degree
of skill, and if the labor of one bale cost
only half, for example, as much as the
other, that other bale can never be sold
until the extra cost for the costier labor
is squeezed out of it; provided there IS
an abundant supply of the product of
the cheaper labor If the bale with the
cheaper labor of England in it meets the
bale with the dearer labor of America in
it, which will be bought at cost of pro-
duction? l leave that problem just
there. The sale of the English bale will
be only limited by Englands produc
tion'
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1915-12-02
Wrecked in the Penobscot.

Travellers on the Hampden division of
the Bangor Railway & Electric Co.,
Thursday witnessed a scene that looked
as though taken from motion picture
A two masted vessel lay at the wharf of
the Eastern Mfg. Co., across the river,
submerged with the exception of the
masts and part of the top works. She
was loaded with soft coal for the big
plant, and while at the wharf sprung a
leak. Only about $50 tens of the cargo
had been taken out, when she partially
disappeared. She is in a good berth and
will, it is expected, be found not greatly
damaged when her cargo is removed and
she is foated. Bangor News.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1915-12-02
DON'T BE MISLEC
Belfast Citizens Should Read and Heed
This Advice.

Kidney trouble is dangerous and often ia tai.
Don't experiment with somethingsnew and
untried.
Use tested kidney remedy.
Begin with Doan's Kidney Pills.
Used in kidney troubles so years.
Recommended here and everywhere.
Belfast citizens statement forms con-
vincing proof
It's local testimony-it be investigated.
Herbert E. Patterson, High street. Belfast,
says: 1.-THE secretions from my kidneys were
irregular in passage and contained sediment.
Often the passages were too frequent, then
again scanty and attended by scalding sens a.
ton. l used nearly every medicine had ever
heard of. but without good results. l finally
got Doan's Kidney Pills at Poor & Sons Drug
Store. and after taking three boxes l was
cured, Today, am in good health"
Price Soc at all dealers. Don't simply ask
for kidney rem edy-get Doans Kidney Pills
the same that cured Mr.. Patterson. Foster
Mlburn Co., Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1915-12-02
FACTS FOR SUFFERERS

Pain results from injury or congestion. Be
it neuralgia. rheumatism, lumbago, neuritis.
toothache, sprain, Druise, sore stiff muscles or
whatever pain you have yields to Sloan's Lini-
ment-brings new fresh blood, dissolves the
congestion, relieves the injury, the circulation
is free and your pain leaves as if by magic.
The nature Of its qualities penetrate immedi.
ately to the sore spot. Don't keep on suffer.
ing. Get bottle of Sloan's Lniment. Use it.
It means instant relief. Price Is and Soc. $1.O0
bottle holds six times o much ~ the Csc size
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1915-12-02
Paragraphs on Timely Topics.
Dropping Ten Millions in a Week.

Even the mysterious and marvellous
manipulating methods of Secretary Nc
Adoo cannot uphold the balance In the
treasury. The National treasury state
ments show that in the seven days from
November 9Th to 18th the balance drop
ped $4,000. 00O Having twice studied
out schemes by which the books could be
made to present more pleasant show
ing, Mr.. McAdoo would do well to burn
lot of midnight oil devising some new
plan for making balance grow between
sunets and sunrise.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1915-12-02
HUMPHREYS

Free Medical Book-in ceIe-
bration Of sixty years we have
published a revised edition Of
DR.. Humphreys Manual Of all
diseases, giving in minute detail
the care and treatment Of
the sick with Humphreys
Remedies.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1915-12-02
Mrs. Burns Acquitted.

PORTSMOUTH, N. N, Nov. %. Mrs.
M airy A. Burns tonight was found not
guilty of the murder of her husband,
Frank A. Burns. She was charged with
mixing powerful poison with liquor
which he drank at their home in Noting
ham, Dec. %, 1914. The trial began
Nov. 18th.
The Coconino sun., 1915-09-17
STATE OF KANSAS GIVES
WOMEN ALL PRIVILEGES

In Kansas, where they strive to
please, the women ought to have
small cause for complaint if it is pos
sible to deprive the sex Of that iaal-
ienable right.
Here are some of the things a wo-
man of the Sunfower state may leg
ally do:
Can take back her maiden name
after her husband is dead, without
any legal process or legislative act.
Can keep her own name when she
is married.
Can persuade her husband to take
her name and give up his family
name, il she does not like it.
Can keep her maiden name and her
husband can keep his.
Can retain her maiden name for
business transactions and use her
husbands name for social affairs.
If wife does not like either her own
or husbands family name they can
change TO a name that does suit.
A woman can wear mems clothing
without any restriction except that
she must not pose as man.
She can vote at every election.
She can hold any Office in the state
and run for congress.
AS Kansas probably puts it, a wo-
man there can do almost anything a
man can. That's so. The mems
clothing provision even permits her
to scratch a match as some men do.
Only thing she seems debarred from
is posing as a man." which is i'm
possible, of course, for most of them,
at least.--Ex.
She even should be allowed to pose
as a man if she can get away with it.
The Coconino sun., 1915-09-17
PRESCOTT WORKING FOR
BIGGEST FAIR EVER

Prescott, Arizona, Sept. Is, 1916
| Great preparations are now under way
for the 1915 Baby show, which will be
held under the auspices of the North
ern Arizona Fair Association, at Pres
colt, during the three days of the
fair, Thursday, Friday and Saturday,
Oct. 2l-22-23. Many premiums will
be offered, including loving cups, baby
sets and other beautiful articles.
add greatly to the interest already
distributed and those desiring copies
should write without fail to the secre-
tary at Prescott.
A premium of $4,000 in cash has
been given by prominent San Fran
cisco banker for the county making
the best school exhibit at the North
ern Arizona fair. This no doubt will
add greatly to the interest already
manifested by the teachers and pupils.
One of the prettiest features of the
fair will be the auto parade. Prizes
amounting to 500 will be given for
the best decorated cars and the com
petition is open to all Northern Ari-
zona.
Entries in all departments are being
received daily. The poultry depart
ment promises to be one of the finest
displays of birds ever exhibited in the
Southwest. This show will be the
official poultry show for the American
Poultry Association in Arizona. Spe-
cial premiums are hung up besides
those offered by the fair association.
Great interest is centered in the
mining department and this will be
very thorough exhibit, including ores
from practically every property in
Northern Arizona. In the livestock
exhibit, many entries have already
been made. The stock will be taken
care of by the fair association during
the period they are exhibited, free of
charge
Many beautiful specimens in the
agricultural department are now on
cold storage awaiting the opening of
the fair. All exhibits in this depart
ment will receive careful attention and
placed on cold storage Immediately
they are received. All produce en-
tered must be under growers name.
Plans are being completed for stag
ing of some thrilling aerial stunts,
including balloon and airships. There
will be plenty of amusement to pro-
vide ample entertainment for the
crowds that will attend, including
open air dancing, band concerts, car
nivals, racing sports, etc.
Those desiring any information re-
garding the big festival, should apply
to secretary, Prescott, Arizona. Low
excursion rates will be in effect from
all points and big time is assured
those who attend.