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The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
NO CUSTARD FOR REGINALD
Young Wife Had Done Her Best, But Probably the Cook Book Was
 at Fault.

Reginald loved his wife tenderly and devotedly, but he had to acknowl- edge in the inmost recesses of his heart that the hand that yielded the powder puff lost it's art in the pud- ding basin.
 What pudding would you like to- night, love?" she cooed at breakfast time.
 "Oh, anything!" he whispered des- perately.
 "Anything?" she reiterated, in a pained tone.
 Well, you know, old girl; anything light-only don't tire yourself out"
 You shall have your favorite-cus. tard, dear," she promised.
 Toward seven o'clock Reginald re. turned, but the sound of weeping and gnashing of teeth greeted his trained ear.
 Whatever is it, my dear girl?" he implored, as he rushed into the kitchen.
 "O-o-o-oh!" she sniveled on his waistcoat, Eve been making you GUS tards all the afternoon and"
 And what, pet?'''
 "They all t-t-turned out sponge cakes!" .@z..
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
 FREE FROM DANDRUFF
Girls! Beautify Your Hair! Make It Soft, Fluffy and Luxuriant-Try
 the Moist Cloth.

Try as you will, after an application of Danderine, you cannot find a single trace of dandruff or falling hair and your scalp will not itch, but what will please you most, will be after a few weeks use, when you see new hair, fine and downy at first-yes-but real ly new hair-growing all over the scalp.
 A little Danderine immediately dou- bles the beauty of your hair. No differ ence how dull, faded, brittle and scraggy, just moisten cloth with Danderine and carefully draw it through your hair, taking one small strand at time. The effect is i'm mediate and amazing-your hair will be light, fluffy and wavy, and have an appearance of abundance; an incom- parable luster, softness and luxuri- ance, the beauty and simmer of true hair health.
 Get 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's Danderine from any store and prove that your hair is as pretty and soft as any-that it has been neglected or injured by careless treatment-that's all. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
UGH! CALOMEL MAKES YOU SICK!
 CLEAN LIVER AND BOWELS MY WAY
Just 0nce Try "Dodsons Liver Tone When Bilious, Consti-
 pated, Headachy-Dont Lose Days Work.

back guarantee that each spoonful will clean your sluggish liver better than a dose of nasty calomel and that it won't make you sick.
 Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You'll know it next morn- ing, because you will wake up feel ing fine, your liver will be working, your headache and dizziness gone, your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular.
 Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely vegetable, therefore harmless and cannot salivate. Give it to your chil- dren. Millions of people are using Dodson's Liver Tone instead of dan gerous calomel now. Your druggist will tell you that the sale of calomel is almost stopped entirely here.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

Liven up your sluggish liver! Feel fine and cheerful; make your work a pleasure; be vigorous and full of am- bition. But take no nasty, danger ous calomel, because it makes you sick and you may lose a days work.
 Calomel is mercury or quicksilver, which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel crashes into sour bile like dynamite, breaking it up. That's when you feel that awful nausea and cramping.
 Listen to me! If you want to enjoy the incest, gentlest liver and bowel cleansing you ever experienced just take a spoonful of harmless Dodson' s Liver Tone. Your druggist or dealer sells you 50 cent bottle of Dodson' s Liver Tone under my personal money
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
AS IT APPEARED TO BEEN
Surely Was Something Of a Miracle at Event Was Explained by
 the Minister.

Here is one of George W. Cables good southern stories:
 Tn town in Georgia lives an old colored fellow who is a real thorn in the side of the local ministers, for the old fellow is always asking embarrass- ing questions of them touching mooted theological points," says MT. Cable.
 One day old Eben had a long and earnest discussion with his pastor in reference to just what constituted a miracle. The minister found it no easy matter to make his ideas clear to Eben.
 Tpose, now said the preacher, dat de greatest of all de miracles was dat of de loaves and fishes. You member, of co'ce, dat dere was five thousand loaves and two thousand fishes which was eaten by the twelve apostles
 Sho', member replied old Eben, with smile, an it always 'peared to me dat de miracle was dat dey didn't t bust '"-The Sunday Magazine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
IHER! LOOK AT ICH|LD'S TONGUE
Dss, feverish, constipated, i've "CaIifornia Syrup of Figs"

Mxative today saves a sick chilc
 morrow. Children simply will not
 ke the time from play to empty their
 wells, which become clogged up with ,rsAste liver gets sluggish; stomach dial
 'eclOok at the tongue, mother! If coat d y or your child is listless, cross, fev- beish, breath bad, restless, doesn't eat afsartily, full of cold or has sore throat taHJ other children's ailment, give of California Syrup of atgs," then don't worry, because it is oSrfectly harmless, and in few hours aVq this constipation poison, sour bile uAd fermenting waste will gently aspve out of the bowels, and you have op we'll playful child again. A thor o:sa.gh inside cleansing" is ofttimes all AL lat Is necessary It should be the ". Et Treatment given in any sickness. Y Beware of counterfeit fig syrups. .sk at the store for 50-cent bottle of California Syrup of Figs" which has T M directions for babies, children of ,jl ages and for grown-ups plainly rcinted on the bottle. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
The Martini Berceuse.

A young lady was dining with some friends at their home. The host had concocted some seductive cocktails and she had joined the others in drinking to his health. Before the dinner was over she was experiencing that much-talked-of wobbly feeling that is said to follow a cocktail
 While coffee was being served in the drawing room the three-months- old son of the family was brought in to the room and the young guest in- sisted on holding him.
 "I am surprised that he is so con- tented in your lap," her hostess told her. "He doesn't usually care for strangers.
 Well, you may not know it," was the reply, "but he is being rocked."- New York Evening Post.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
The Better Method,

The deacons of a church were dis cussing possible ways of ridding them selves of an undesirable pastor who paid no heed to pointed suggestions that his resignation would be accept able Finally one of the deaoons said:
 of we make a large reduction in his salary it would probably have the effect of making him resign"
 q know a surer way than that" said the other deacon. Let us double his salary and he will fall dead"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
BAD DREAMS Caused by Coffee.

un! Fl have been a coffee drinker, more
 r less, ever since can remember, un-
 n a few months ago 1 became more
 nd more nervous and irritable, and 1t tnally could not sleep at night for
 vas horribly disturbed by dreams of st II sorts and a species of distressing ut lixhtmare.
 Finally, after hearing the experi-
 mco of numbers of friends who had le uit coffee and were drinking Postum, Amd learning of the great benefits they
 nd derived, concluded coffee must rs ,e the cause of my trouble, so l got
 pome Postum and had it made strictly according to directions. -~ Fl was astonished at the flavor and f Aste. It entirely took the place of IlDofIee, and to my very great satisfac- Lion. | began to sleep peacefully and lasweetly. My nerves improved, and wsxish l could wean every man, woman
 md child from the unwholesome drug rn1rink coffee.
 ris People do not really appreciate or ,realtze what a powerful drug 1t is and SNhat terrible effect it has on the hu- man system. If they did, hardly
 pound of coffee would be sold. would
 never think of going back to coffee
 lgain. would almost as soon think vuof putting my hand in fire after HSt. had once been burned. Yours for 'nhealth."
 W Postum comes in two forms: y H6nular Postum must be well boiled. 15c and 25c packages. instant Postum-is a soluble pow Ader "A teaspoonful dissolves quickly Iy m . cup of hot water and, with cream 8@9nnd sugar, makes delicious beverage /lnstantIy. BOG and soc tins.
 The cost per cup of both kinds is
 about the same.
 x There's a Reason" for Postum. E -sold by Grocers
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
Limited Dissipation.

A small, henpecked little man was about to take an examination for life insurance.
 You don't dissipate, do you?" asked the physician, as he made ready for tests. Not fast liver, or anything of that sort?"
 The little man hesitated moment, looked a bit frightened, then replied in a small, piping voice: Il some times chew a little gum. m.'-Collier's Weekly
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
MORE POTASH COMING

American crops and soils are still as hungry for Potash as before the out break of the European War which curtailed the Potash shipments.
 Some of the Fertilizer Companies are trying to induce farmers to buy the one-sided low Potash or no Potash fertilizers of a generation ago. This means fertilizer that Is profitable to the manufacturer, but not the best for the farmer. When the Syndicate in 1910 started the direct sales of Potash to dealers and farmers at reasonable prices, Potash sales increased 65 per cent. in one year, clear proof that farmers know that Potash Pays. They know that Potash gives good yields, good quality and resistance to plant diseases.
 Many of the Fertilizer Manufactur- CTS are willing to meet the farmer's wishes and sell him what he thinks he needs. These manufacturers are now Willing to furnish as much Potash as they can secure. They offer goods with per cent, and even in some cases 10 per cent. Potash, if the farmers insist on it.
 Shipping conditions are improving, more Potash is coming forward al though the costs of production and transportation are higher. The higher price of fertilizers is not due wholly to the slightly higher cost of Potash. Much of the Potash that will be used in next springs fertilizer had reached America before the war started.
 There is no substitute for Potash
 We can no more return to the fer tilizer of twenty years ago than we can return to the inefficient farm i'm plements or unprofitable livestock of that period.-H. A. HUSTON. Adv
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
Maunifjcent Volume.

The most sumptuous copy of Shake speare's Romeo and Juliet" in exist ence was recently sent from England to a purchaser abroad The value of the book is between $5,000 and $7,5O0. It has been reproduced as an illu- minated manuscript on vellum, and the volume is notable as being the entire work of one artist, Alberto Sangorski, who was engaged upon it for IS months. The title is in pearls set in gold, and the cover is embel- lished with 214 rubies and 36 ame- thysts.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
Austria Protects Workers.

lixtIn order to prevent the wholesale iehlsmissal of employees of private
 rms, the Austro-Hungarian ministry t war has directed that army con- Id facts will only be given to those
 germs who have maintained thier staffs Eyk the ordinary full number, and with pc Ut any reduction in wages. Manu- l tcturers acting in a contrary man. ioeer will be rigidly excluded from all amnrther contracts, and they may also 1t xpect to have existing contracts can takeled
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
DON'T ITCH! USE RESINOL

Just put on little of that soothing, antiseptic resinol ointment and the itching and burning stop at once. Soon all trace of eczema, ringworm, rash, or other tormenting skin trouble Is gone. Every druggist sells resinol ointment and resinol soap. Prescribed by doctors for 20 years-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
His Mission.

The Professor-The fish of Amer ica, north of the isthmus of Panama embrace three classes, 30 orders, 223 families, 1,113 genera, 335 subgenera, 3,263 species and 133 subspecies.
 The Student-Well, professor, if you will let me off today I'll go out and see if l can get string of genera.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

"The first of last December I de. cided to try Peruna. My appetite improved, and very soon solid foods could be taken. In two months time l gained IS pounds. Now [ am heavier than ever was before. When l began to use Peruna my bowels commenced to move at once."
 Those who object to liquid nedi. cines can now procure Peruna in Tablet form.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
Slow Delivery.

~ SLOW DeIIVery. Vq Mrs. Gotham-Who spoke at the
 nner tonight, dear? MT. Gotham-Well, one of the speak e.s was the owner of that big depart
 sent store" A'sNo wonder you're late, then" hi.sWhy?"
 II happen to know his delivery is wfully slow"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
DON'T TAKE CALOMEL

when your liver gets sluggish, and you suffer from Headaches, Bilious ness, Constipation or Dizziness, get a 25c hottie of BONDS LIVER PILLS, from your dealer. They are small, mild, safe, effective and inexpensive and they will relieve you.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
Proof Positive.

Visitor-The dear baby has got it's grandmother's nose.
 Aggrieved Papa-No, it hasn't, for she was around here this morning poking it into our business.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
The Attraction,

Bacon-I understand in many of the Chilean cities women are employed as street car conductors.
 Egbert-Now I can understand why men want to crowd the back plat forms.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
Their Places

Where did you go in the theater, Mrs. Comeup?
 We sat in the mezzotint boxes, but the girls preferred seats in the parokeet"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

If Ones Sufficient, Why Proceed7
 "A word to the wise is sufficient, and" began the village bore.
 Then let it go at that" snarled J. Fuller Gloom, who is blessed with a mean disposition.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
COLDS & LaGRlPPE

or doses 666 will break any case of Chills & Fever, Colds & LaGrippe; it acts on the liver better than Calo- mel and does not gripe or sicken. Price 25c-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

A Connecticut man has the face to say that he has built clock that will run without winding.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
The Hyphen Explained.

H THc TTyPT1cH ENPTdII1cu'
 Mrs. Dearborn = You say that is ITS. Burke-Martin? ,d Mrs. Wabash-Yes; Burke was her
 anne and Martin was her husband S
 anne.
 s Mrs. Dearborn-But why does she ,lse the hyphen between the names?
 Mrs. Wabash-To show that she is aaparated from her husband.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
Too Small to Harm.

The Mother-I see triangular tray to hold a piece of pie unharmed in lunch box has been invented
 The Boy-But who would harm such a little piece of pie as you cut, man. ma?
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
RUB-MY-TISM

III cure your Rheumatism and all 7ndg of aches and pains-Neuralgia,
 'amps Collie, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts. l ld Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptle amodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
Not SuppIyinq the Two

The Angry One-For two cents I'd knock your block off!
 The Calm One-Well, you won't get your working capital from me.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
MMoney Back" Medicine.

Our readers never risk cent when they buy Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh because every dealer in this liniment is authorized to refund the money if the Balsam Is not satisfactory. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
Privileged.

Does your wife allow smoking in your house?
 "No-only the chimney"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
smporsant 10 Mothers

Marys little lamb sometimes grows up and becomes the goat.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

We hope it isn't true that some of lp ue married men in England went to 1t oar for the sake of peace.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
The Way He Did,

How did you catch that cold?"
 How do you suppose? I chased 1t in my racing car till caught fl"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
INTERNATIONAL. SUND6YSC[lO0L
 LESSON
LESSON FOR JANUARY 24
GIDEON AND THE THREE HUN
 DRIED.
(By B. o. SELLERS, Acting Director of Sunday School Course Moody Bible h. stitute, Chicago)

LESSON TEXT-Judges 7:1-S, 16-23.
 GOLDEN TEXT-Not by might, nor b. power, but by my Spirit. saith Jehovah O hosts.-Zech. 4:6 R. V.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

For sprains and bruises apply Han lords Balsam thoroughly. Put it on, and rub it in. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

Rock from which Portland cement lkhen be made has been discovered in Lye Philippines.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
Stock Exchanqe.

prsWhat does her husband do? asard her say something about the nOck exchange"
 "He's horse trader"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU Ery Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak. Watery just Eye comfort. Write for Book of the Eye by matl Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co.,, Chicago
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

Aa Happy is the home where Red Cross asln Blue is used. Sure to please. All
 hocerS. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

Men with a keen sense of humor
 liver try to tell funny stries.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

For many generations Perth, and not Edinburgh, was the capital of Scot land
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

And when the children are at play many are called but few answer.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
Stunq.

After you refused Jack did he pro- pose again?"
 "Yes; but it was to another girl"
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

He who gets rich quick Is apt to go broke in a hurry
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

Close rSatives can be very distant if they are rich.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

One remedy with many uses--Han. lords Balsam of Myrrh. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22
Am Oki0 Druggist
Wm. TogeL, S67 May s., Akron, Ohio, YrifeS:

Through cold and exposure and i m pr per food during the flood, l was taken with appendicitis a n q a c t e intestinal catarrh. In June and July my life was despaired of, but recovered suf- ficiently to be up and around. My b o W e1 Is seemed paralyZed. Could eat no solid food.
The Green Forest tribune., 1915-01-22

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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-09-04
LONDON STOCK MARKET
Bankers Cooperating to Bring Nor
NAL Exchange Rates

LONDON Sept. 4-Leading bankers are
cooperating TO bring about normal con-
ditons in exchange as quickly as possi-
BILE. They have been actuated In their
efforts by a desire to prevent further
indiscriminate selling of American secu-
rifles. which diminishes the power of
bankers In the United States TO lend to
London,
Business in securities on the Stock Ex-
change was on light scale and the at
tendance was small. The markets had a
mixed appearance. Further support was
furnished to the war loans and trading
In them was brisk. ..,
Dealings in Americans were negligible,
following continued strength In the ex-
change. but the group was much steadier.
Canadian Paciic was dull. having been
affected by the failure Of the road 10
show an increase In earnings. The In
ternational Mercantile Marine shares and
Hudson Bay Company issues again ad-
Vanced.
Argentine rails were irregular Price
changes in Home rails were narrow. but
the sentiment was cheerful. There was
disbursed in dividends today e500 900 The
tone Of mines and oils was harder.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-09-04
FoREIGN TRADE CHANCES

The foliotoin0 list Of opportunities fer Amer
t Siren 6v tie Bureau Of Foreioa I ana DoSisstio
Commerce, Department Of Commerce, and ad-
S spoSasnoe, % giving The lie nu1ber. eD ~ ''
writes an American consular officer that ne
american Ss manufacturers Of medium priced
upright pianos which may be retaiied at about
ffSsrated illus eatslosues toget6er e with iuil m
formation, should be sent at once. The cus-
being Included. ~
Portuguese arm informs an American eonsular
officer that II desires to purchase about $500
will be paid against Documents Correspond-
enee may be In French. Bank references ara
No. lsO72. ofhee supphes-A nrIn in.suitzer-
land writes American consular officer hat
il desires 10 represent American Manufacturers
adding machines, etc. correspondence Is pre.
No. isOSS. MERCHANDISE American con-
sGlar officer in Russia writes that a business
man in his district desires 70 commpnicats
OF general merchandise. He desires cataiogues
and full Information al once,
sular officer IN Hondaras reports that a basi-
ness man IN bis, district WI soen be IN the
a inch 10 diameter samples. price lists AID
tS ,Stions 1Ri9l sheaS be made sn Ss Sse
or New York [orrespondenee may be IN
English Modlhtnl Iflcod goods are 1nslro1.
No 1s011 mnchiefyr-The managing director
of hrm IN Engand writes that he, desires
10 receive CATALOGUES and full Information
from Atnertcan manufacturers OF smachfnery
for making silica brick. Quotations should
be made c. & {. destination. Prices should ha
stated IN English CURRENCY. Bank referenee
No isOTo. electric transmission postsAA enh-
ply company IN Honduras writes an Americas
Consular ofdcer that Il wishes 70 receive prires
and descriptive catalogues OF electric steel
Transmission post, The, maximpm, hsiEhi ol
he Indicated and quotations should ~ made
4 o. b. New York or Flew OrleHng
No 1e071. agricultural machineJxs-An aerf-
cultural Association IN Russia Informs aa
American consular officer that Il u. s.fnteresied
hemp twine, sacks, etel COMMUNICATIONS may
No is5iS wire An A Amerioan consular ofa..r
IN Indle lraRsmits ths neS..e Aea etai.as of
municate with Amorican manufacIuftf8 q un.
galvanized wire for making nails from -
Is gauge Quotations are requested c a n
destination n loQ-ton lots corretphndfnee
May % IN N"th4n- -