The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-02-18
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That every married woman vii
declare that her husband is the bes
man on earth and that right in tn,
face of the fact that she knows i
isn't SO.
That it is hard to speak of the
birth of a boy without calling him 9
! bouncing son; or of the girl without
referring to her as bright, or sweet
little daughter.
That it is a pleasure to live anc
have daily converse with pleasant
and happy persons, one who can
give and take joke and see the
amusing side of life.
That Mexico must be rich coun-
thy. Every president steals few
million and there always seems to
be enough left to make every Mexi-
can want to be president.
That the first robin has made his
appearance, but that is not so sure a
sign of spring as when all the dry
goods boxes strewn along the side
walk are inhabited with whittlers.
That people who live together and
indulge in quarrels and bitter feel
ings, angry and sullen moods, are
making purgatories for themselves
and others here on earth and in the
realms beyond.
That in France they give you the
Legion of Honor cross, in Germany
they give you the Iron cross; in
England the Victoria cross, but to
gain them you have to be frst-class
hero. Here in the good old U. S.
A. anyone can get the double cross
and no questions asked.
Mrs. J. w. Anderson departed
Saturday morning to visit at the
home of her daughter, Mrs. A. w.
Lindsay, whose husband has not
been in the very best of health for
some months. Mr.. Lindsay, is.
of the Fidelity bank
in that city and is we'll known by
quite number of Nezpercers.
That we should be careful about
running into debt; it is sowing the
seeds of worry and trouble for your
self, and lowering your standard
among business men. Pay as you
60 and don't try to cut so wide
swath. Any fool can run in debt,
but it takes the brains and manipu-
lation of a sage to get out again.
That an ignorant negro had been
persuaded to buy thermometer by
4 glib-tongued salesman, and few
lays later he came back with it,
complaining that it did not give sat
sfaction. "What's the matter with
IT," asked the clerk. "Ah dunno,
out it amt made no diff renee round
nah place. Some days de house
am too cold an odder days it's too
1ot."
That there are half dozen good |
Dicks for some of the lucky old spins
ers of this town to coral when leap |
rear rolls around. We are doing
III we can in the publicity line, and
~ the way the same bachelors are
,usy building bungalos and taking
leavy life insurance, they undoubt-
.dly are exE Getting something ter
ible or magnanimous to happen in
he near future.
That an exchange gets OH the
Editor and wife disagree
With each other materially. She
cts things to rights and he writes
Kings to set she reads what others
write, and he writes what others
cad she keeps the devil out of the
ouse as much as possible, while he
etains him and could not go to press
yithout him; she knows more than
he writes and he writes more than
e knows.
That it is peculiar, but a man
nth a bunch of cattle pastured way
ut on the brakes of the Salmon, or
ONE other river brakes will 60 out
} take look at them at least two I
r more times year, but he will
end his children to school year af-
n year and never SO much as see
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