The Nome daily nugget., 1915-11-25
LUKE MoLUkE SAYS.
Cincinnati EnQuirer.)

Anyone, some or the SlrlS Wltn the muddiest complexions have the clear est consciences.
 The suffragists object to man. made laws. And yet they wear man. made clothes and raise man made families
 The man who can't borrow a dime never has any trouble. borrowing $1O.- ooo,o00,0oO worth of trouble.
 A Tango bride is one who tries to go marketing after marriage and re- fuses to buy green Holsters because they are not ripe.
 It always makes a woman feel good to see collector call on a neighbor woman and give her a balling out.
 Any time mother is sick and father has to fix his own breakfast, he boils up a mess of stuff that looks like mud and smells like coffee and he enjoys r because he made 1t himself. But if mother ever served him anything that tasted like 1t he would swear she was trying to poison him.
 's none of my business, but a girl who has produced a bumper crop of pimples has no business showing any '''ore of her chest than she can keep f~om covering up
 The old fashioned man who couldn't tell what woman was wearing un- 6erneath her skirt now has a son who has to wear smoked glasses to keep his eyes from popping out.
 A fat girls bitterest enemy Is her sweet tooth.
 The father of eleven children always gets a good balling out from the neigh bors. but they never seem to blame the neither.
 A souse isn't the only person who can talk for an hour and not say any thing. You ought to hear a member of the He Sez' Club talking over the phone to her favorite member of the She Sez'' Club.
 don't wonder that the nude statue, "The Girl of 1914" shocked dear old King George It shocked me, too. Over on this side the girls do not wear their chests where their collar bones should be. FIFE
 Some fat-headed mutt who directs the style has declared the jelly wobble to be unfashionable. And now the corn feds are wearing brassieres to give them a concrete effect. All in favor of lynching the man who started the anti jelly wobble crusade will say Aye" Those opposed mo- The ayes rave 1t.
 Talking about getting even with the women. The fool men are now asked 10 wear a garter that holds their socks up and their shirts down.
 A millionaire Is always bragging about how he made his first thousand. But he never says much about how he made his last thousand
 The reason why woman likes to have a fancy clock in every room in the house is because she has to call up the telephone operator six times a day to learn the correct time.
 Isn't it wonderful how easy 1t is to TO to sleep in the morning after 1t is time to get up?
 The man who has to listen to hard luck story is entitled to more sympathy than the fellow who IS telling it.
 Some people in this world will never be happy as long as they know that any one is happy.
 A skinny girl has an awful time going over muddy crossing without getting her skirt soiled But a Corn Fed girl can't see anything to worry about.
 There Is no way to please a bigot- ed prohibitionist. At first he wanted the sale of liquor stoped after midnight. And We stopped 1t. Then, he wanted the saloons closed on Sunday. And we closed them. Now he wants the sale and manufacture of liquor stop ped. And, if we stop 1t. how long will it be until he wants to make 1t a falony to drink liquor or to have 1t in the house?
 Why Is it that the man who has neck that looks like an elephants hind leg always keep the back of his head shaved?
 It is never too late to mend, but
 . usually too early.
 The old fashioned hen that used to give us strictly fresh eggs now has a daughter who Is in cahoots with a cold storage plant.
 They can't wear the transparent skirts this kind of weather but they are getting even by abbreviating them until the bottoms are not so far away from the knee All in favor of the new stunt will say Aye" The ayes have it.