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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08
Hits From Sharp Wits

To get hearing, make il rule to
stop talking when YOU have no more
10 say.
Behold the clam. which, though it
seems to be all mouth. never breaks
its silence.-Albany Journal
Some people explain SO much be-
cause il is easier than jpsiifying.
A plain duty is apt TO be u dis
agreeable one Deseret News
Times are never too hard to be
charitable TO those who have less than
you.
ANY one ran be successful as a
hunter of treuble-Macon Telegraph.
some men use mighty big words to
say mighty small things.-Ctncinnati
Enquirer.
II YOU can't look both pleasant and
pretty a; the same time, look pleas
ant
People VINO are always roasting
other people generally have cold ma
tnres--Deseret News.
Many people give the closest at
tentiOn to those who talk about the
most inconsequential things-then-
selves.
Ii is a mistake to say that luck
does not come to the chronic ioafer.
mt does. IN plenty, and always bad
luck. Milwaukee Sentinel
a young man feels that he has
reached the height of usefulness when
be can cover. his upper jim with a
saft ef crepe de chine mustache.-
Macon Telegraph.
When money talks remarked the
man on the car. A.nobedy tells il TO
shut up. Toledo Blade.
Nature was kind when she 80 con-
structeJ. man that he cannot really
kick himself Albany Journal
II is well 10 be foresighted, but
there Is such thing as looking so
far ahead that YOU miss All that the
near future may hold
Some people are always disappoint-
ed because they expect too much
ALBANY Tnurpal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08
The StoryteHers


The late Julius Hamburger former
sheriff Of New York. was deeply In
terested In the woman movement d.
vurce. race suicide. and all the lead
ing questions Of the day.
In an address on divorce Mr.. Har-
burger once said
'selfishness Is divorces main cause.
Selushness, martial seifishncss. II
crops out everywhere
= met a man a few weeks before
Christmas
Ny wife. this man said Thought
folly ls going 10 give me a pair u
lace curtains for my Christmas pres
emit
and sou said what VIII YOU
alge Neuf wifef
think RI ga her 3 gun he re-
pied 'or r. nice meefse haum
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08
THE 1915 lIooDoo.

Look through your calendar, You
viii ma that the year 1915 began on
Friday and ends OF Frlday-the hoo
doc day. But shat is the use Of be-
ing suporstilioas2 Pay your bills
promptly, when you can, do your
work thoroughly and cousclentiously.
which means doing it FIRST thing Of
ait. lct liquor alone, obey your wife.
v SOU have one and got Il good one
u sou haven't clear the Snow from
your sidewalks 80 to church once in
while. observe the ordinary dccen-
cies AID conventions. don't run Tor
office unless sou have plenty Of
money. and Il will have to be a pretty
smart hooaoo that can get yoa
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08
HEAD STUFFED FROM
CATARRH OR A COLD
SAYS Cream Applied in Nostrils
Opens Air Passages Right Up.


Instant relief-no waiting Your
clogeed nostrils open right up; the air
passages OF Your head clear and You
can breathe freely No more hawk
ing, snualing. blowing, headache,
dryness No struggling for breath II
night. your cold or catarrh disappears,
Get a small bottle Of Ely'S Cream
Balm from your druggist now. Apply
little OF this fragrant. antiseptic.
healing cream in your nostriis. Ii PEN
eirates through every air passage Of
the head. soothes the infiamsd Or
swollen mucous membrane and relief
comes instantly.
It's lust fine. Don't stay stuffed-up
with a cold or nasty catarrn.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08

onfY have the wisdom and the coar'
age 90 grasp it,
while the federal government l.
more and more enoroachins upon
states rights. Il would be serious
mistake 10 underestimate the import
auee Of the office o. governor Of an
American state. Tor the very reason
that II puts severe test upon the
abilities and the weaknesses OF such
a variety Of men. The governorship
Is often the end OF many 3 promising
political career. simply because men
have been unable 10 measure ~ 20
the hieh standards with which the
public has come TO Judge the oecu-
pant Of the office.
Perhaps the commonest single
danger that every governor encoun-
tcrs ls the temptation ~ compromise
on matters Of principle The other
Is his pronenesa 10 play for party adj
vantage. which Il another sort Of
compromise with principle.
4 typical Illustration Of the sort Of
governor that gives way to infirmity
81 purpose Is the man who has just
ceased 70 be the head Of New York
slate Martin u. Glynn is at bottom a
well.meaning upright man u far
above the ordinary grade OF ability.
lie knew good measure. he knew
how 10 be conservative he was simple
and transformations he avoided pub
lic extravaganza; he was In real sym
pathg with the best interests Of the
people he should have been a first
class governor And yet he failed and
went down TO an overwhelming de-
feat. which probably has closed his
career a. a public official
The trouble with him was that he
tried 10 compromise with the most
sinister Influence in his party. the
most sinister influence In American
politics. lie tried 70 placate Tam
many
We cite this exemple % the New
York Eoyernorahip, merely because
conditions there are more generally
known. but they exhibit the essential
Characteristics IN varying and lesser
degrecs OF the political situation In
forty eight states Every man who
becomes a governor must face them,
and Upon his attltute toward them
depends his making or his nnmaking.
one Of the things that most severe
Is tries the ability OF a governor. Is
the relations maintained by him 90
the legislature. II ne has tact and
honesty and ability. USUALLY he can
get along with the legislative branch
by talking things over with the lead
ors and agreeing to the Just things
they want and bringing them to agree
to the just things he wants Wood
row Wilson has been an example, In
that respect. for other chief exeen-
tives. both in the state of New Jer-
scy and as president. Just now he h
having trouble with tire senate over
patronage. that perennial source Of
trouble
hut on general legislation, the gov
ernor and the majority OF the legis-
iature usually can agree II the gov
ernor takes the lawmakers into his
and exchanges views with
them frankly and does not undertake
20 play politics an the time.
But the governor who undertakes
to play politics. merely makes con-
venience out Of his career that will
in time suck him dry OF character Of
the risht sort and cast him aside rs
a iulceless orange The men who have
used him are the FIRST 20 discard him.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08

noted statistician. said to a New York
reporter
Valuations or this character in
yolve an amount OF work that the
iaymsn can have no idea Of The las
man, before such valuations. is as
much az sea as Smith
Smith walked meeklg up 10 the
blouse counter Of a department store.
and said 60 the pretty young lady at
tendant with q blush.
I'd Like TO buy a blouse Tor my
wife please
What bust2' asked the young
girl politely
smith hlushed a second time
Why I didn't hear anything, he
said
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08
KEEP A JAR OF
MUSTfROLf Han
IL Quickly Loosens up Con-,
Colds In Throat or Che, '

Just a little MUsrERotr
on your sore. tight chest ~,
20 to bed viii loosen ~ s ~
and break up most Sc. ere , e,,s
coughs. ''ua
MUsTEROLE is clean wb,.
ment made with oil Of mus,s,a
ply rub Il on. No plaster n.y..
Better than mustard plaster NM
not blister.
Thousands who use Mt-s7rb
will tell what relief il gives frarH
Throat. Bronchitis. ronsilllis 4
Stiff Neck, Asthma. Neuralsis b
ache, Congestion. Pleurlsy "a
tism. Lumbago, Pains and Az,
the Back or Joints. Spralns sors
Giles. Bruises, Chil5iains Frostss
and Colds Git often prevents pm.
nial
At your druggists. in 2se AZ.
Jars, and special large hospIts'
for S2.50
Be sure YOU get the genuine
TEROLE. Refuse limitations
what YOU ask for. The Mustered
pany. Cleveland, ohio.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08

George Ad6 from The NfHdoHs -
tha Chifae0 Athletic eluh nodded lo-
aArtl = handsome mau Nha rasseds
So luginE 8 STICK ana smnAins @ huge
lIeaF
laa sell khaNn amsieHF upef.
Ban8 lha lanAef o. SID Ties ~
.tlf = qaAas - eaQra
rht aiAeHeate ielNafn aN aHas
iaHl aAa professional f4es d that
fae aaNtsnI ulU iA ~ tomfHa NsF
Limousine NHA $3.50 nfH ~ lhe aA
Hila lha rnlt lnHal fsR 5Ein6s
H Ne aH #at M
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08
SOME REMARKS.
DNmss T.f

Many a fine blacksmith has been
spoiled because fond mother i'm
agined he had musical talent.
one reason why mothers scissors
are always sharp is because she can
use Of fathers razor il she has any
thing tough to cut.
As long a. the dear things let the
men retain the obey" clause in the
marriage contract never let it be said
that women have no sense of humor.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08

While HARRY Thaw Is just as I'M
sane now as he was during his trials
for the murder 81 stanford White
Malteawan doesn't look quite as good
TO him nov as 1t Old when thc other
lholce was the electric chair
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08

There is LOT Of difference between
the price placed upon thing bs It's
owner and what some one is willing
60 pay for g. For example. cubist
painting. valued by the artist a. sie,-
O00. was sold the other day Tor &6.7s.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08
EQUALLY uNHEIIABIE

The Journal publishes elsewhere
% this page sn editorial frem tha
Sioux Falls, fs I'D Argos Leader.
contrasting conditions ln hIsh license
sioux Fais aaa e ar Topeka, Kan.
rhe mom " 3 "a n lhal ihe ps9pla
Engaged d ihe prohibition pFanaganf
a. efe i#M unreliable ip theH
taiemfuu fas H|Fs4 il4uaf
gaieH 90 81 ihffF Naeh lde nee
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08

They come through literally with
their cigars when they suspect thar
you have sworn off forever once More
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08
Only one @BRoMo oUiNTNE. "

Whenever you feel a cold coming
on. think OF the fun name. LAXA-
TIVE BROAiO QUfNINE. Look for
signature Of E. w. Grove on box 25c.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08
Stories of the British General Who
Has Been Praised By Sir John French

Sir
his
him
whilst under CONTINUOUS
heavy fire.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-08

Real estate pr0hiems--purehas,e,
sales or trade--are easily solved
Journal want ads Read taemi y
fhem. DO It today
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-06-13

A hundred and ninety years Of fire
fighting evolution passed in review be-
fore Mayor Mitchell yesterday. 1t be-
gan with a little hand pump engine
of 1925, made of wood and topped with
Notwithstanding levers, and ended
with a ponderous $4,000 motordriven
and motor-pumping engine Of the 1915
type. capable of smashing holes
through brick walls with its volleys Of
water.
The hftieth anniversary parade Of
the paid Fire Department of New York
City. in which these extremes Of fire
fighting apparatus appeared, showed
the evolution Of men, too. 1t reached
from Captain James F. Wenman, nine
ty-two years old, of the volunteer days
of 1s43. when the rival companies
fought with one another while the
building burned, down to Chief John
Kenlon of to-day, commanding general
Of a strictly disciplined army Of 5000,
manning a department that costs the
CITY S9.OOO,OOO, occupying about 300
buildings and operating more than 500
pieces of apparatus.
Old Captain Wenman, who is presi-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-06-13
JUDGE BEN LINDSEY
ARRESTED IN COURT
Faces Charges of Contempt and
Connivance in Perjury for
Holding Back Testimony.

Denver. June 12.-Judge Ben B. Lind
sey was arrested in his own chambers
this morning on a charge of contempt
of court and connivance in the com
mission Of perjury.
The charge was filed in the Criminal
Court By District Attorney Rush under
orders from District Judge Perry.
Judge Lindsey was allowed his free
dom on his own recognizance until 10
a. m. Monday, when he must appear
for trial.
The charge grew out Of Judge Lind
sey's refusal to divulge on the witness
stand in the Berta Wright murder trial
last Wednesday, confidential CONVEX
sation with Neal Wright, 12-year-old
son Of the defendant.
Judge Lindsey claimed that the
whole Juvenile Court work was found
ed on the protection Of children in
giving condolences to Judges and urged
that what he learned from Neal Wright
came to him as a privileged communi-
cation.
Assuming that Neal Wright told
Judge Lindsey tha: his mother and not
he fired the shot which killed his
father, Rush added the charge that, by
refusing to violate what he considered
confidence. Judge Lindsey connived
to have perjury committed.
Attorney o. n. Hilton is preparing
Judge Lindsey's answer to the charge
Ii will deny all Rush's allegations.
81 welcome the issue said Judge
Lindsey tonight at involves more
than the Wright case. II involves one
Of the most vital principles of the Chill
dren's Court, not only in Denver, but
in the entire nation"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-06-13
SCHNAPPS BARRED
IN GERMAN ARMY

Berlin, June IL. Admiral Won
Mueller. chief Of the private ma
rine cabinet, has sent to the presi-
dent of the German Association the
following open letter against the
misuse OF spirituous beverages;
T have recently had an oppor-
tunlty to hear the Emperor speak
of the alcohol question In the pres
ent war. His majesty on this oc-
casion asserted that he thoroughly
maintained the opinion expressed
by him in his Muerwik speech TO
the marine cadets, but that, on the
other hand, in war a more extend
ed use Of lighter alcoholic drinks
must he permitted. Thus, for in
stance, light native wine or beer
was preferable 10 water for troops
IL the water available was of an OBJ
jectionable quality. Strong drinks.
such as sehnapps Of every sort, may
under no circumstances be given
to the troops"
Admiral Won Mueller SAYS that
measures have been taken TO him
der the sending Of schnapps Of any
kind to troops In the field.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-06-13
Firen1en of Olden Days
Escort 1914 Honor Men
Veterans of Volunteer Times March Camey in Review,
Hauling Prehistoric Hand Tubs Preceding
Up-to-Date Motor Apparatus

dent of the Volunteer Firemen's Asso-
citation. was not the only veteran OF
the heroic. days OF volunteer fire fight
ing. There was company after com
pany of the old fellows, red-shirted
and helmeted, limping along the sun
scorched line Of march, dragging with
long ropes all manner of ancient ap-
paratus through which the hand pump
of 1925 grew TO the laundering steam
ers of to-day.
Saluted, Then Collapsed.
They gave to the parade, those old
men, the same charm. and at the same
time the pathetic touch. the Grand
Army men give TO their turnout on
Memorial Day.
They gave the parade the same re-
minder of the heroism of days long
ago They also added pathos, and they
added humor, too. Charles Sneller,
eiehty-seven years old. a volunteer
veteran Of the old Newtown depart
ment, was overcome by the heat.
He struggled marfully along until
he had passed the reviewing stand,
with it's banks Of silk hats, military
uniforms. beautiful women and nota-
bles. He saluted the Mayor Of the
big city and staggered on. And then
he collapsed, his duty done, just as
he had done his duty in the heat of
bvgone fires. He was carried to a
Continued on page i2, column 2
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-06-13
NOTE MODIFIED,
BRYAN INSISTS,
AFTER HE LEFT
But Changes Didn't Soften
1t Sufficiently to
Suit Him.

Washington, June l2.-That the note
TO Germany was changed in an impor-
tant particular after ne had resigned,
but before his resignation took effect,
was the gist of a statement made by
former Secretary of State Bryan to-
night. He admitted, however, that the
change, while materially softening the
note, was not sufficient 70 overcome
his objections to signing it. 1t did not
Justify him, he said, in recalling his
resignation.
Exactly what kind of note he would
have signed Mr.. Bryan was at some
mains TO explain. The very least the
United States could do. he said. was
TO express a willingness to arbltrate.
He pointed out that under the peace
treaties. which provide for a years
breathing spell and investigation, the
countries would be left free to act in
dependently after the international
commission had concluded the investi-
CATION.
Mr. Bryan's statement tonight was
ostensbly made for the purpose OF eX-
planning why he signed the strong note
of May 13 but declined to sign the note
just sent.
"The difference between the two
notes would seem obvious enough 20
make an answer unnecessary" he de-
clared. "but, lest silence be taken as an
admission Of Inconsistency, the ex-
planation is given"
Statement Not Necessarily True.
The former Secretary likened the
first note to the plaintiffs statement IN
law case, not necessarily true, bu.
based on the evidence at hand. He did
not agree entirely with the language
of this, he said, but the difference was
not so material as to justify a refusal
TO sign it. At that time, however, he
said he was hoping for three things TO
develop, which would have made it
much easier for Germany TO comply
with the demands of this government
All of these three were possible, he
said, while two or at least one was
probable. These were:
rst-Announcement of willingness
of this government to arbitrate all diff
ferences.
Second-Action TO prevent American
citizens from travelling on belligerent
ships or on American ships carrying
contraband. especially ammunition.
Third-Further insistence on the
Continued on page 2, column
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-06-13
Prospect of Further Negotiations
and Chance to Prove Charges
Welcomed.
u. s. r1EDIATORY OFFER NOTED
No Difference of Opinion, Says One
Newspaper, as to DeSirabilty
of Saving Lives.

London) 12The Of the American note
to-day the Berlin afternoon Definite state
ien the German with respect TO the
available but in circles which, while themselves noe
officially responsible often good bromeers Of the sentiment in re-
distinctly favorable
impression believed offer the possibility Of negotiations
which satisfactory settlement be reached.
concatory apparently evoked responsive
the earlier Of the negotiations
displayed adherence their views which made discus
sion impossible willing talk Of compromises which
the compromise would be all side
viewpoint probably be correctly appraised only after
the Imperial Chancellor Dr. Behmann Howg;
Foreign Secretary Jagow, representatives of the Army
Admiralty believed will speak final word
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-06-13
WILL
STEP DOWN FOR
NEW PRESIDENT
Tells Wilson He Will Aid
Plans for Holding of
Election.
From The Tribune Bureau

Washington, June 12.-General Car
rama has promised the United States
to aid in restoring peace and order IN
Mexico and in electing constitutionally
a President TO whom he will deliver his
authority. This information was sent
to the State Department to-day by
John K. Silliman, American Consul at
Vera Cruz, in a long dispatch wnlen
contained a proclamation issued by
Carranza to the Mexican nation.
From FL Paso unofficial word was re-
ceived that General Villa had sent
message through Enrique c. Llorente,
confidential agent of his government IN
Washington, asserting that the united
States has no right to interfere in the
internal affairs Of Mexico, and outlln-
ing the steps he has taken to bring
about an agreement with Carranza'
and so end the Mexican revolution.
The first chiefs promise OF selt-ei-
facement, contained in Article OF MS
outline of peace plans, follows:
THE national Congress Will issue
proper calls for the election Tor the
President, and when this has taken
place the First Chief will deliver the
executive authority of the nation 10
the President so elected.
This marks the first instance OF an
EXPRESSION Of willingness on the part
of Carranza TO stand aside. lie eVaues
a promise that he will not be candl-
date for the permanent PRESIDENCY IT,
self. ..
Villa declares in to-day's statement
renorted from FL Paso that the reason
he took up arms against Carranza was
because the first chief would not agree
70 accent the ad interim Presidency OF
Wevico. which would have rendered
Rim Ineligible for the permanent
Presidency. , ~. -.
II il felt in Washington that the
C,rranza document is not direct reply
to tho Presidents statement, but never
tbeless furnishes a basis for negotia-
lack of mutual understanding is
What Carranza alleges TO have been
one of the greatest difficulties OF ms
government. He alleges that the Amer
i,an press has been unfrIendly 10 MS
government. He says:
"The big interests Of the old regime
have created a vertable system OF
falsehood and calumny against the Con
stitutionalist government, communlcat-
inp day after day By means of the
powerful organization of the american
Cjentitico press TO the press OF the
world. with the object of misleading
rublic opinion regarding the methods
and tendencies of the Mexican reyolu-
ticn."
Carranza's proclamation calls on the
other factions 20 affiliate with his gov
ernment and claims that he now con-
trcls nine-tenths Of the population and
seven-eighths of the territory IN
Mexico. n 49, -.
zone Of the greatest difficulties in
the matter Of foreign policy" Carranza
sIys. has been lack Of understanding
of other governments, particularly the
United States.
In his proclamation Carranza lays
d,wn the following principles, obvious
ly 10 learn how the Washington gov
ernment regards them;
Guaranty 10 foreigners Of the. rights
10 which they are entitled under the
Continued on psge 4, column