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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
PEORIA WOMAN
TELLS EXPERIENCE

Mrs. W l. Mcclellan. OF Peoria,
u fer5d torture from indigestion, gas
lnlchiug and other symptoms of stom
ID trouble She spen' large sums O.
H'uev for doctors advice and med!.
ire. SIN her condition did not In.
rove She found relief wonderful
uprising relief in drug store Win
.Cy THIS is her story, as she tells 1t:
i entered so from dstention and
ClIcFlY pains that at times was con.
lr'cly incapacitated for my house.
hold work saw n window display
6' Mpyrs Wonderful Remedy and de.
ded 10 purchase bottle. which !
id. have taken only one bot.
.lc and the results have been really
wonderful | have not had a pain in
my stomach since, and let me say
that for the first time in many, many
months, two days following have had
a natural movement OF the bowels.
feel cannot say enough for the re-
markablc virtues OF your remedy"
Mayr's Wonderful Remedy gives per.
m0nent results for stomach, liver and
intestinal ailments Eat as much and
Whatever you like No more distress
after eating. pressure OF gas In the
stomach and around the heart Get one
bottle OF your druggist now and try II
on nm absolute guarantee II not salts
factory money will BE- returned.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

order to turn Wakefield over to
the federal authorities on extra
dition proceedings.
Wakefield, free for the mo-
ment, left the criminal court
building, but at the exit was met
by United States Deputy Mar
shall, Thomas Sheehan, with the
f e d era warrant. Wakefield
struck Sheehan in the face and
ran. Sheehan overlook him and
a lively fight was soon in prog
ress when the marshal was rein
forced. Wakefield was arrested
and taken before United States
Commissioner Maron, who set
the eXtradition trial for next
Friday.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
The Old Fashioned Mother.

Thank God. we have an old
fashioned mother not Il woman
of the period, enameled and
painted. whose whlte jeweled
hands never felt the clasp of
baby fingers. but a dear old
fashioned sweet-voiced mother,
with eyes in which the love
light shone, and dusky hair
threaded with silver hair lying
smooth upon her faded cheek.
Those dear hands worn with
toll, gently guided our tottering
steps in childhood, smootte ! our
pillow in sickness. even reaching
out TO US in warming tenderness.
when her sweet spirit was bap-
tised in the pesrly spray Of the
river. Blessed is the memory
of old fashioned mother it floats
TO US now like the sweet per-
fume OF some wood land bios.
som. The music of other voices
may be lost. but the enhancing
memory of hers will echo in our
souls forever. Other faces will
fade away and be forgotten. but
hers will shine on until the light
from heavens portals shall glo-
rify our own. Years have filled
great drifts over between her
and us. but they have not hidden
from our sight the glory Of her
pure unselfish love.
In some days, please God. we
hope 10 kneel again at mothers
knee, and say in sweet content
ment; Father We thank thee. v
Author Unknown.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
Meters Not Responsible
For Gas Bill Increase,

Household heads who recently
complained to City Sealer Wal
lenmeyer about faulty gas me-
tiers have the means of uncover
ing interesting causes for in
creases in the October gas bills.
The city sealer made a hurried
trip early in the week to the
home of an irate gas consumer,
living in n fashionable section.
who could not understand an
increase in his last bill. The
complaint meter was applied and
after a very thorough search for
leaks the sealer discovered that
a new housemaid had been burn
ing the midnight gas" until
and 2 o'clock every morning as
she perused the thrilling pages
One Armed Hank" and others
of the paper back variety.
Investigations of other com
plants revealed the fact thai
recent bills have grown simpl,
because the consumers had no
stopped to think the period O
darkness is daily getting longe
at this season.
Out of thirteen complaints on,
meter was found fast, six slow
and the others normal, Evans
vile Courier. Nov. 18th. 1915.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
Allies Hold Own.

London, Nov. %. The Anglo
French forces are believed to be
more than holding their own
against the repeated attacks of
the Bulgarians, who are trying
to destroy the little army before
re-enforcements can reach it.
But as the Servians are driven
back by the Austro-G Germans and
Bulgarians and the latter receive
additional supplies of munitions
they will be able to assume a
stronger offensive in the south.
With the French reoccupation
of Veles, however. the position
of the Bulgarians at Uskub and
west of that town is precarious.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
SHERIFF'S SALE.

BY virtue Of execution NJ 34S. d.
rectrd to nae, which issued from the
Clerks office Of the Crittenden Circuit
Court, in favor Of r. NJ. Duvall,
against A r. IIughcs. for the sum
$l267 dollars and II cents, |, or one Of
my Deputies, will, on Monday, the
18th day Of December, 1915. between
the hours of 10 o'clock, a. m, Pnd 2
O'Clock, p. m, at the Court House
Door in Marion, in Crittenden county,
Ky, expose to PUBIC SALE to the
highest bidder, the following property
(or SO much thereof as may be neces-
sary to satisfy Plaintiffs debt, interest
and COSTS, to wit:
one-haf interest in house and lot
known as the old Tobacco Factory,
located in the town of Weston, KY,
levied upon as the property OF A. X.
Hughes. And on Saturday, Dec. llth,
1915, at the residence of Niles 0'Neal
q miles northwest of Nation, KY,
will sell to the highest and best bidder,
one organ
TERMS; Sale will be made on a
credit Of three months. bond with APP
proved security required of the pur-
chaser, with interest from date at the
rate Of 6 per cent. per annum, anc
having the force and effect Of judg
ment.
Witness my hand the 9Th day Of
November, 1915.
ID. +. GILLlLAND, S. G. C..
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Facts For Sufferers

Pains results from.injury or conges-
ton. BE II neuralgia. rheumatism.
lumbAgo. neuritis. toothache. sprain.
bruisc. sore stiff muscles or whatever
pain you have yields to Soan's Linz
ment brings new fresh blood, desolyes
the congestion. relieves the injury. the
circulation is free and your pain leaves
a. " by magic. The nature Of its
qualities penetrate Immediately to the
sore spot Don't keep on suffering.
Get a bottle Of SloAn's Linimcnt Use
II. II means instant relief Price PC
and Doc. 81 10 bottle holds sir times
NJ much a. the % cent size. 2
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
HoW's This ?

We offer One Hundred Eolia.c
Reward for any case Of Catarra
that cannot be cured BY Halls
Catarrh Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY G. CO.. Toledo. O.,
We, the undersigned. have known =. J.
Cheney for the last Is years. and believe
him perfectly honorable In all business
transactions and financially able TO carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE,
Toledo. o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces OF the system. Testimonials
sent free. Price rs cents per bottle. Solo
by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
The Hands OF Womankind.

0 childish hands Of woman6ind,
SO greedy now for play,
What will YOU seek, what will you find
Through ife's iorg dragging day?
On. httle hanis in macy Lands,
New treasures wait for YOU,
When mother hands and teaching
hands
Sha! east the ballot too.
o plghtcd hands oi womantlnd
That fling on eager souls
The filling links OF love and bind
To base on worthy goals
New duties crown the heights that
sing
THIS message unto you;
The hands that wear the wedding ring
Should cast the ballot too.
o mother hands Of womankind.
In travail sorely wrong,
Twlsted in pain. in prayer entwined,
In agony upnung,
The yearnlng heart Of mother earth
Foresees balm for you,
When hands that guard the gates
of birth
Shall cast the ballot too.
o toiling hands Of womankind
That shape world to be
And from the everlasting mind
Build ~ a destiny.
The broodng justice overhead
Will pay this debt to you
Tn, hands that earn the daily bread
Shall cast the ballot too.
o wrinklcd hands of womlnkind.
That hft for Christ to see.
By sorrow lined boy pain defined,
A new Gethsemane,
The touch that shall old age assoil
Draws nearer unto you.
When hands that lead and love and
toll.
Shall cast the ballot too
Elliott +. Armstrong. in the Wo-
mans Journal.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
ALLEGED CANADIAN
BANK R0BBER FIGHTS
Wanted for Part in $273,OOO Theft,
Assaults U. S. Deputy Marshal
But Is Captured.

Chicago, Nov. %. C eorg e
Wakefield, wanted in Canada for
alleged completely in the S273,.
600 robbery of the new Westmin
ister British Columbia branch Of
the bank of Montreal, several
wears ago, and arrested here re-
Gently on another charge, made
a desperate attempt to escape.
Wakefield and others were
charged with a fake prize fight
fraud. States Attorney Hoyne
had this charge quashed today in
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
Hs,z:.!:e.9&
Dyspepsia Tablets
VIII Relieve Your Indigestion
Haynes & Taylor.
Real Thnnderbolts in
Wars Of The Future.

New York. Nov. %. Nights
darkness at sea will be eliminat-
ed, the wireless telephone will
become practical, the deserts
will be irrigated and future wars
will be fought without the use
of explosives, all through the
discovery that brought him the
Nobel prize in physics. is the
opinion of Nikola Tesla.
Il have concluded" he said
today, that the honor has been
conferred on me in acknowledge
ment of a discovery announced a
short time ago. which concerns
the transmission of electrical
energy without wires. This dis
covery means that electrical eff
fects of unlimited intensity ano
power can be produced so that,
nor only can energy be trans
mitted for all practical purposes
to any terrestrial distance bu,
even effects of cosmic magnitude
may be created.
Mr.. Tesla said wireless tele.
phony would be brought to q
perfection undreamed of, and
added:
I'VE will'deprive the ocean Of
its terrors by illuminating thu
sky, thus avoiding COLLISIONS a
sea and other disasters caused
by darkness. We will draw un
limited quantities of water from
the ocean and irrigate the desert
and other arid regions. In thi
way we will derive any amour
OF power from the sun.
IL also believe that ultimatel,
all battles. il they should come
will be waged by electrical wave
instead of explosives"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
Slaughter Of Millions
Predicted BY Edison

Denver, Colo, Nov. %.
Soon we can be moving men
down by the thousands or even
millions almost by pressing a
button. The slaughter will be
80 terrible that the machinery
itself virtually will have to do
the fighting" declared Thos. A.
Edison. greatest living Amerl-
can inventor and chairman OF
the United States Naval Ad-
visory Board. during a brief
stay in Denver today.
Edison continued:
The European war is a crime
against humanity. The poor
men who are doing the fighting
did not desire war. Only a few
desired il, and they dragged the
millions in.
I'VE are a long. long way
from a,tai ing universal peace.
This war has taught us that
mankind is not "a good AS some
Of us were beginning to believe.
War can be made so scientific
that the very horror Of it will
help to end war. But that day
is not yet near.
No ore can say with certain
~ that the United States vii
not have war. But we are moi
, ready. Our preparedness is a
zero. Republics never are pre-
pared.
I'VE should have right nov
ammunition factories capable o
producing daily twice as mucl
explosives as the whole of tn
armies in Europe are consuming
daily. There should be at leas
twelve of these government mu
nitions factories in the Unite
States.
L don't mean that ammun
ton should be made now an
. stored. but the plants should b
kept oiled and ready, so that
less than a week we could b
turning out twice as much an
munition as the rest of III
world put together.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Neuralgia Of the face, shoulder,
hands or feet requires a powerful rem
edy that will penetrate the flesh.
BALLARD'S SNOW IMMINENT pos
sesses that power. Rubbed in where
the pain is felt is all that is necessary
to relieve suffering and restore normal
conditions. Price 25c, SOC and sl.0O
per bottle. Sold by James II. orme.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Roe Patterson says life isn't the
greatest mystery in the world to 4 fat
man. What puzzles him most is where
a fat woman tricks away her extra fat
when she COTS into straight front
corset.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Shcrrod Hail says We don't know
who will succeed US but We sincerely
hope he will receive the supper; due
him. but We fear he will not. for there
are more ughtgads, big Jacks and two
faced hypocrites in this town than
any place We ever knew.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Dan Patient says a woman: won't
pay 81 for a waist here, but she win
go to Princeton and pay S2ss for the
same waist and says she got such
bargain.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Regulate the bowels when they fail
to move properly HERBINE is an
admirable bowel regulator. II helps
the liver and stomach and restores
fine feeling Of strength and buoyance.
Price Scots. Sold by James II. 0rme.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Dan Patient says a man never rea-
likes how much furniture he owns
until he gets home about o'clock q
m. and falls over most Of II when no
Is trying to sneak up TO bed without
waking his wife
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Calvin Elder taken a trip to Eu
several years ago and when 'hs q
turned he was telling his eperiefno :
1t certainly takes the Starch out oi = !.
fellow when he gets sea sick Press
Maxwell said. Is that all, Calvin,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

A friend said to Matte Smith. 8
hear that you have thrown Tom ove-s
Yes, he was such a poor letter writes
was ashamed to show his love letter
to the girls.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

There was a wi!d-cyed customer
stepped into McNei's store He
said: want quarters worth OF
carbolc acid. Hillyard said This
Is a hardware store. but We haye-er-
a tine line Of ropes. royolvers AMI
razors
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Tom Bugg says as far as We are
concerned the women are not entitled
to vote as long as they wear shoes
with heels longer than the toes.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Taylor stokes says a whole lot OF
men are so busy arguing about the
war in Europe causing hard times in
this country that they haven't tme 10
hunt for a job.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Ed Baker says It is mighty good
thing for a lot Of the members OF oar
last state Legislature that the Fool
Killer isn't attending to his business.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Bob Rushing says what has become
u the old fashioned man who used TO
shine his boots with stove polish ev'
cry SUNDAY morning
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

red on 344, 794 persons, sou
been officially announced
German authorities. The 4
of the ribbon attached
crosses is estimated at Sc;
miles. Up to the end of N
the cost of manufacturing G.
was $500, 900. Three thol
five hundred Iron Crosses o
first class have been bestt
The wearers of these CT
have shown marked and re
ed courage, for a soldier
have earned the Iron Gro
the second class before u
the first class can be gi,f-a
Exchange. 7sei 4
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

sam Watson says Hell is place
wnerc people are compelled TO love
themselves Ss they loved their neigh
bors when they we're on earth.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Nrs. Albuft Elder SAYS the average
woman gets mighty few roses be
tSeen the day she is married and the
day she Is laid out
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

George Lloyd says almost every Ss.-
knows that red means danger unless
the red happens 70 be on "a girls
cheeks. "'f
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Sam iowerton says every man
knows a few mean things about him
self that he doesn't want other peo-
pie 10 know,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Oscar Hlbbs says a man may be SIX
footcr when he IL in the street. but he
never looks that big when his wife
makes him go into ten cent store To
buy something for her.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
WEEKS TO CHRISTMAS
L0YD'S BRAIN LEAKS.
by +. $. LLOYD:

SAM Howerton says You can
furnish reasons Tor the existence OF
some things; but there is no excuse
Tor either summer colds or the bed
bug
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Hanson Rushing Says one reason
Why there isn't any fun in gambling
with your wife is because II keeps the
money In the family.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

John u. Parr says There "a 'Oo
much competition In everything but
taking castor oil and helping the
poor.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Hub Butler says a single man has to
the impression that II they were dogs
they would be too lazy to scratch
their feas OF when they felt them
bite.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Ben wigginton says a man thinks
It is polite to say that he isn't hungry
when he sits down to table; but he
has boy that thinks he is a darn
liar.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Charles Okley said, Paw
cut and dried mean? Tha
you feel when some bar'es five
through with you, my son. ~ ,Io
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

The worst cases, no matter OF how long standing.
are cured by the wonderful, old reliable Dr.
potter's Antlseptle Healing Oil II relieves
Palm and Heals at the same time. sc. oc, u. %
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Bro. Okley says ministers :,
like everybody else; we all
labor in the vineyard where
is the best.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

Uncle Guss Bentley says yo
climb pretty high in the, WOE.
you never get so high that yqruV
above suspicion. AZ. w
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25

The Old standard GENERAL strengthening tonic,
cRovRs TAsrRf.Rss chill TONIC. drives out
haaris, eufiehss the blood nd bu mp the sys-
tsm. A tsue toaic. For sasits and children. SOC.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-11-25
-yne.
10y DIS BraiiVu ]

Alburt Elder says ma ~
that he has changed his III ~, uir'
doing a thing When he r,phosps,' 81
that his wife changed itsnter olive on
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1915-09-23

horse would turn and 90 plodding on.
The grain had 20 be got in If the Ger.
mans were coming. ana these fields
Were to be trampled as they were In
1870, TAX about the duality OF the
mind-it is sextupe. ] would not
dare tell you all that went through
nine that long afternoon.
II was Just about six O'Clock wbeT
the hrst bomb that we could really
see came over the hill. The sun was
setting. For two hours we saw them
rise, descend, explode. Then a lii.
tie smoke would rise from one ham.
let, then from aElther: then a tiny
hame- hardly more than a SHARK
would be visible; and by dark the
whoie plain was on fire, lighting UP
Mafeuii In the foreground, silent and
untouched. There were long lines Of
grain stacks and mills stretching along
the plain. One by one they took fire.
until by ten o'clock they stood Ike a
procession OF huge torches across NV
beloved panorama.
1t was midnight when looked of
for the last time The wind had
changed. The fires were still burn
ing, The smoke was drifting towards
sand. oh the odor Of it, | hope
YOU will never know what II is like
Kansas City Star
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1915-09-23
Pot Chrysanthemurs

All of the single and pompon sorts
are excellent for pot culture, and
quite a few OF these do well as single.
stem sorts. as long as YOU are not too
particular as 10 the size OF flowers
People usually care more for the gen
eral effect Of plant In a pot than
for the individual flowers. Don't over.
pot plants rather feed little more
aud pay the very best attention to the
watering. for you want plants with as
nUch foliage down to the pot as it is
possible TO have. Attend TO the stak.
ing So much depends on this II YOU
want a shapely plant One stake in
the center answers nicely for medium
sized ones. but even here II is often
better to make use of three or five
smaller stakes and properly spread
the branches. II will add SO per cent
10 the good looks OF the plant and
that, after all. is what counts
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1915-09-23
WON'T MN
Sad Food ana Good Hestb Won't Nix.

The human stomach stands much abuse
but It won return good health If YOU give
II wrong food
II you feed right YOU viii feel right for
proper food and a good mind is the sure
road 10 health
A wear ago ! became much alarmed about
nv health for | began 10 suffer after each
meal no matter how little ate saws q
Denver woman
/ lost appetite and the very thought ot
food grew distasteful with the result that
! was not nOurtshed and got weak and thin.
There was no one to shoulder my house
hold burdens. and come What might must
bear them. and this thought nearly drove
me frantic when ! realized that nv health
was breaking down
I read an article In the paper about some
one with trouble Just like mine being hene-
htod by Grape Nuts food and acting on this
suggestion gave Crane Mats q trial The
FIRST dish O. tbs delicious food proved that
had struck the right thing
NV uncomfortable feelings IN stomach
and brain began to disappear and in short
time was again mvself Since than have
gained 10 pounds in weight through sum
mer Of hard work ana realize I am a yerv
different woman al due to the splendid
food Crane Nuts
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1915-09-23

All English battalions were recent.
Iy warned to keep q careful watch for
any contriyances which the Germans
might use with the object of produc.
ING poisonous gases. shortly after.
ward certain regiment on taking
over some trenches found an old bag
pipe left in the lines. At once the
colonel. who possessed a rare sense
Of humor, sent the following message
to brigade headquarters. A weird
instrument has just been discovered
in my trenches. it is believed 10 be
used for producing asphyxIaung
noises