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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03
LIBERTY GROVE

Several from this place attended the
burial Of MISS Eva Curnell Saturday
Her remains were laid to rest in the
Watson graveyard.
W. b. Sullenger Is some better at
this writing.
G. 7. Sulenger was the guest Of his
brother. Z. +. Sullenger. Of Sheridan.
Thursday.
Mrs. Ada Watson and daughter.
Doleie. visited her cousin. W. y. Pit.
tillo. Monday.
We are sorry TO lose our store as
uncle Graf Stephenson is moving away
Miss Eva Curnell. daughter Of John
and Alvin Curnell. died Nay Goth. She
was in her nineteenth year She was
good christian young lady and a faith.
ful member Of the Christian church at
Liberty Grove. Her remains were
laid 10 rest in the Watson graveyard
Saturday. to await the resurrection
morn. Her Sunday School Superin-
tendent. J. j. Porter. made an i'm.
pressive talk at the grave. Sad was
the occasion. as just one month and
twenty days before they buried her
sister. Eula. They leave father.
mother, sister. brother and a host o.
friends to mourn their loss A Friend.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03
CONSTIPATION
CURED OVERNIGHT

A small dose Of Po.Do-Lax tonigh,
and you enjoy full. free, easy bowel
movement in the morning. No gripping,
for Po-Do-Lsx is Podophyllin MAY
APPLE without the grippe. Po-Do-Lax
corrects the cause Of Constipation by
arousing the Liver. increasing the flow
OF bile. Bile is Natures antiseptic in
the bowels. With proper amount Of
bile. digestion 10 bowels is perfect.
No gas, no fermentation. no Constipa-
ton. Don't be sick. nervous. irrita-
Bile. Get a bottle Of Po-Do-Lax from
your Druggist now and cure your Con-
stipation overnight
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03

could possibly get TO them. Row
ever when she went to feed the
chickens last Sunday morning,
on opening the door she saw
there was not a chicken in the
coop, and no signs where any
had been eaten by "varmints. y
Mr.. Terry was at once called;
and said that no an m |
except a two legged on e
with a sack could make such a
COMPLETE getaway with that
number of chickens. He decided
to have the blood-hounds from
Marion tU track the thief, and
in order to give the hounds a
good chance, he allowed no fur
Their search TO be made for the
chickens nor the coop to be mo.
Tested in any way.
A telephone call soon brought
the dogs and their keepers on
the scene, but try as they might
they could find no trail. 1t was
then decided to make a more
thorough search of the coop and
surroundings. First the coop
was overturned but no chickens
were in sight. Finally a small
knot hole was discovered in the
floor of the platform on which
the coop was placed. The plat
form was raised and underneath
was enough dead chickens TO
stock a good sized poultry yard,
A fair count showed 1913. Most
of them had merely been bitten
through the head and killed. A
small animal run was found lead
ing from underneath the plat
form to fence; underneath the
fence for a short distance to the
smokehouse; under the smoke
house floor coming out at the
] far corner, and thence to a pile
of wood nearby. The pile of
wood was torn down and under
meath it was found an old rat
and a large nest of yculg ones.
and around the nest was piled
S6 more dead chickens. making
a total Of l39 chickens killed by
a rat in one night.
Some of the Republican neigh
bors declare that the rat was
expecting more Democrat hard
times and was preparing for
them. At any rate the old lady
had an eye to business, and WI s
making good use of the opportu-
nifty to replenish the family lar
der while the supply was good.
Now if any one knows of a
bigger rat tale than this let 5
have it.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03
THlRTY-SlX FOR rs CENTS

Or. Kings New Life Pills are now
supplied in well-corked glass bottles,
containing 36 sugar coated white pills.
for 25 cents. One pill with glass Of
water before retiring is an average
dose. Easy and pleasant to take
Effective and positive in results.
Cheap and economical to use. Get q
bottle today, take a dose tonight
your Constipation will be relieved ia
the morning. Thirty.six for % cents,
at all Druggists.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03
YOU and YOUR
COUNTY PAPER.

Continued from page g.
value received each issue in the
news items alone. The fund of
information which the paper
hands you each publication day
for two cents, would cost you
many dollars if you went to gath
er it up yourself.
But this is not a kick, nor is it
a roast. 1t is just a little food
for thought in a few of your idle
moments.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03

If you have the itch, don't scratch.
1t does not cure the trouble and makes
the skin bleed. Apply BALLARD'S
SNOW EMINENT. Rub it in gently
on the effected parts. II relieves itch.
ing instantly and few applications
removes the cause thus performing a
permanent cure, Price 25c. soc and
81. 90 per bottle. Sold by James H.
0rme, Marion, Ky.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03

Teething babies always have a hard
time of It when this process occurs in
hot weather. They not only have to
contend with painful gums hut the
stomach is dlsordered. bowels loose and
the body uncomfortable. The best
help you can give the little sufferer is
McGEE'S BABY ELIXIR. 1t corrects
sour stomach, cools and quiets the
bowels and helps digestion. Price 25c
aud soc per bottle, Sold by James H..
Orme. Marion. Ky.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03
Mineral Lands Sold.

Learner Guess. clerk. hes
just recorded doed from W. Har.
nv Brown and Union Trust Co.,
o. Pit'sbu-g, ~ vest Ton,uckv
Ore Co., Of the fee title 10 the
Tabb lands mineral rights form:
erly leased by Hoosier Mining
Company.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03

A regular morning operation Of the
bowels puts you in fine shape for the
days work. II you miss Il you feel
uncomfortable and cannot put vim into
your movements. For all bowel irreg.
ulArities HERBlNE is the remedy. II
purihes, strengthens and regulates.
Price 80 cents. Sold by James II.
orme. Marion. Ky.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03
Notice.

The Crittenden County Farm.
ers' Union Tobacco Association
will hold its annual meeting at
the Courthouse in Marion, Ky.,
the lst Saturday in June at one
o'clock, p. m.
G. R. Taylor, Chm.
Chas. w. Fox, Sec'y.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03
B !gRll|lTIjH!7!;s

Born Saturday, May Goth, to
Mrs. Narcissa Tucker, wife of
W. o. Tucker, a son, T. j. Num-
Tucker.
Born to Mrs. Ellis Edwards.
wife Of Frank Edwards. of Gil.
bert, Mimi, on Wednesday,
May 26th, a son, George Curtis
Gray Edwards.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03
Commissioners Notice.

All persons having claims on
the estate of George W. Hamil
ton, deceased, are hereby notl
fled 10 present same to me on OF
before the Dist day of June, 1915,
or the same will be barred from
collection.
j. q. Rochester, Com, c. c. c.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03
zEPPELINS
Hurl Ninety Bomb, And Cause
Fires In London. Four Killed,
and Several Injured.

London. June 2 Ninety
bombs were dropped in the raid
on London last night BY Zeppelin
airships.
Four persons were killed and
a few injured. No public build.
ing was damaged.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03
A Chicken Thief.

About two weeks ago Miss
Ruth Terry. of Forest Grove,
had a fine brood of l40 incubator
chickens to hatch out. The
chicks were growing nicely AMI
gave promise of making a fine
flock Of poultry. Miss Ruth kept
them in a floored coop and
she was COM ut no "varmint"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03
A Doctors Prescription fol- Cough
An Effective Cough Treatment

One-fourth to one teaspoonful Of DR..
Kings New Discovery. taken rs need.
ed. will sooth and check Coughs. Colds
and the more dangerous Bronchial and
Lung Ailments, You can't afford to
take the risk Of serious illr ess, when
90 cheap and simple a remedy as DR..
Kings New Discovery is cbtainsble,
Go to yosr Druggist today. get bot
Gle Of DR.. Kings New Discovery, start
the treatment at once. You will be
gratified for the relief and cure OBJ
tanned. i
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03
PEOPLES COLUMN

We have a livery barn for rent
with twenty two stalls, plenty
of water. Belt & Yates.
For the best coal in town see
Maurie Num-.
Cleaning, repairing and press
ing. Agency for white swan"
laundry; best in town. All work
called for and delivered.
HUFFMAN & Cook,
phone No. 95. Jenkins bldg.
FOR RENT Sixty acres of clo-
yer and grass pasture, well
watered. On my Salem farm.
For terms see F. G. Cox.
Mrs. M. E. Croft.
FOR RENT-my residence on
Walker st. at east end of Car
Isle st , recently vacated by
Edward Rommell, in fine re-
pair, has electric lights. -Fe-
lix Cox.
We must insist on delinquent
patrons paying their light bills
within ten days. May 20, 1915.
Marion Electric Light & Ice Co.
incorporated
For the best coal in town see
Maurie Num-.
FOR RENT:-A cottage of four
rooms opposite the Marion
Graded and High school build
ing.-J. W. BLUE.
The famous old hotel, the
''Gslt House." at Louisville had
a coffee blended especially for
their aesthetic patrons. Result
'Galt House Coffee" the emblem
of high quality wherever known.
Ask Jeff Asher.
A user of Asher & Lambs
Reception Coffee" loaned a
neighbor a cup full one morning
recently. Result two customers
where formerly there was one.
The same ratio of increase would
double their business if done all
over the world.
Buy your coal for the cook
stove from Maurie Num-.
Ladies don't fail to cut out
coupons from your magazine
and present for a free box Of
pulled rice. Gopher.
We are running a hand deliv-
cry by Slim. However give US
call. telephone l73.
M. L. Elder & Co.
God pasture, plenty water.
James P. Pierce.
Dressmaking; ACCORDION and
knife pleating.
Mrs. Lucy Har cd.
Buy your coal for the cook
stove from Maurie Mum.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03

Children that are affected by worms
are pale and sickly and liable to con.
tract some fatal disease. WHITES
CREAM vERNlFuGE expels worms
promptly and puts the child on the
road to health. Price 25 cents per
bottle. Sold by James II. orme. Ma.
rion. Ky.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03

A bilious. half.sick feeling, loss Of
energy, and constipated bowels can be
relieved with surprising promp,ness bv
using HERBlNE. The first dose brings
Improvement, few doses puts the
system in fine, vigorous condition.
Price 80 cents. Sold by James II.
orme, Marion, Ky
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03

K. U. Fox sold two Redwood
Saginaw silOs in the Repton
neighborhood Monday.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-06-03

other southwestern states.
Miss Fleeta Towery is spending the
week here the guest Of relative.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28

Some one advised me to take Lydia E.
Pinkham' 8 Vegetable Compound. had
taken so much medicine and my doctor
said he could do me no good so toldmy
husband he might get me bottle and
would try it. By the time had taken
it felt better. continued its use, and
now sm well and strong.
al have always recommended your
medicine ever since / was so wonder
fully benefited by it and hope this
letter will be the means of saving some
other poor woman from suffering. -
Mrs. MARTHA SEAvEY, Box 1144,
KNOXVILLE, Missouri.
The makers of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound have thousands of
such letters as that above - they tell
the truth, else they could not have been
obtained for love or money. This med
icine is no stranger - it has stood the
test for years.
If there are any complications you
do not understand write to Lydia Il.
Pinkham Medicine Co. (cOnhdentiaD
Lynn,Mass. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman ard
held in strict confidence.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28

During the past generation the Nor.
wegians have spread so far geograph-
ically and socially that two-fifths Of
them are now living outside OF Nor
way. Therefore it is no wonder that
the population of Norway is growing
so slowly. Ii also stands TO reason
that the people of the country have be-
come physically weaker than they
would have been but FOR the emigra-
ton The strong young men are most
apt to emigrate. II is admitted that
the death rate among the young men
has increased. The whole number of
men between twenty and forty years
is very small The female population
is abnormally large. The general re
suit has been a reduction OF the
strength and capacity for work. The
departure of the strongest and most
courageous has also tended to take
away the stimulus of competition and
reduced the production OF national
wealth. The abnormal surplus of wom-
en- has compelled them TO enter
branches of work which formerly be-
longed to the men. and this fact is
tending to drive the young men out Of
the country. Men do not like to COM
pete with women for living, and so
they go abroad instead of taking up
the combat at home. These are facts
which are admitted by the authorities.
A ninety-twoyear-old man at STANCE
went into the servants room to take
rest. He began TO smoke. but went
to sleep and his clothes caught fire.
A boy in the yard noticed the fire, ran
into the house and succeeded in put
ting out the fire, but the old man was
terribly burnt.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28
NOT MODERN KIND OF BEAU
Girl Of Todsy Is Looking for Some
thing Different From This ALI
Too-Bashful "Chump."

The dear girls were comparing notes
on subjects Of more or less impor
lance.
Your beau seems rather bashful."
said Stella
"Bashful!" echoed Mabel. why.
bashful is no name for it,"
why don't you encourage him p
queried her friend.
y have tried" answered Mabel, but
the attempt was a measly failure. Onls
last night | sat all alone on the sofa.
and he perched up in a chair as far
away as he could get. l asked him
II be didn't think 1t strange that the
length Of a mans arm was the same
as the distance around a woman's
waist, and what do you think he did ?"
Just what any sensible man would
have done--tried It, l suppose"
Not any, thank you. He asked If
! could find riece of string, SO we
could measure and see If it was a fact
Isn't he the limit?"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28
BUILT A MoNuME
The Best Sort in the World.

"A monument built by and from
Postum" is the way an Illinois man
describes himself. He says:
For years | was a coffee drinker
until at last became a terrible suf-
ferer from dyspepsia, constipation.
headaches and indigestion.
THE different kinds OF medicine !
tried did not cure me, and finally some
one told me to leave of coffee and
take up Postum. ! was fortunate in
having the Postum made strictly &C
cording to directions on the pkg, 30
that from the start liked It,
Gradually my condition changed.
The old troubles disappeared and l
began to feel well again. My appetite
became good and | could digest food,
Now / am restored to strength and
health, can sleep sound all night and
awake with fresh and rested body.
Il am really a monument built by
Postum. for / was a physical wreck,
distressed in body and mind, and am
now a strong. healthy man. I know
exactly what made the change; IL was
leaving off coffee and using Postum.
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Greek, Mich. Read The Road to Well
Vile" in pkgs.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum cereai--the original form
must be well boiled. 15e and 25c pack.
ages.
instant Postuu'--a soluble powder
dissolves quickly IN a cup of hot wa
ter. and with cream and sugar, makes
a delicious beverage instantly. soc and
60c tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and
cost about tae same per cup.
There's a Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocers.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28
LOOK TO CONVENTION
Voters interested in Pronounce.
mentS of Great Parties.
Democrats Next Year VIII Be Called
Upon TO Explain the Failure Of
Their Polieies-Republiean to
Outline Views.

The platforms 81 the two dominant
parties in recent years have been
rather cutand-dried affairs. Neither
the convention delegates nor the pub
lie generally studied them very close
ly There was interest In 1912 in how
far the Democratic party would 80
on the tariff, and interest later devel-
oped in the declaration for a single
presidential term. But the attitude
of the parties was pretty well deter
mined before the conventions met.
IL will be different next year when
the conventions assemble. There will
be acute interest in what the Republi-
can and Democratic parties have to
say about military preparations.
There will be interest in what they
have to say about treaties and arbi-
tration policies as substitute for for
tifications.
Also the public will be anxious to
know what the Democratic party has
to say about the failure to reduce the
cost of living and about the tariff-for-
revenue-only that failed to raise rev.
enue. There will be desire to scru-
tinize any plank that may be adopted
defending the repeal of TIE Panama
canal act and to learn how the single
presidential term policy of the Demo
cratic party is coming along
The Republican platform will be In
teresting chiefly for anything It may
say about the proposals for the restor-
alton of the protective tariff, military
defense and the cessation of attacks
on business. What attitude will be
taken toward the federal trade com
mission and other bodies created by
the Democratic party? The general
policy that will be pursued by the Re-
publican party. on its being restored
to power, doubtless viii be set forth
and will be scanned eagerly by the
voters.
Personalities next year, as In years
gone by. will dominate the campaign,
but principles will figure more largely
than In any campaign since the Civil
war.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28
asnsfleIarIea Hard to Find.

According to the bureau of labor
statistics In 1914 the years cost of
filing the market basket of the av-
erage workingman's family was s6.6s
higher than it was in 1913, and s60.43
higher than it was in 1907. The cost
of living. in fact, was higher than in
almost any period of the country's his
tory. The search for someone outside
of public office who has been benefited
By two years Of popular government
In Washington" still goes on.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28
countrx,s GASES Heavy.

II in nine months when the war was
not waging the loss from the tariff
was 10000. 900, II is a fair presump-
ton that the loss this year. compared
with the last year the protective tar
III was In operation. was at least $780,
900, 900, IL not more. Further proof
of this is shown in the admission that
g. per cent of all imports are now
coming in free Aside from the loss
Of revenue, the greatest disadvantage
Is found in the displacement of so
large an amount of American profits
and wages
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28
Senator AIdrIch vIndIeated.

Thanks to the practical sagacity of
Senator Aldrich and the indefatigable
industry with which he paved the
way for banking and currency reform.
the Aldrich-Vreeland act can now be
allowed TO lapse: but the homage paid
to the act by the present secretary
of the treasury in a Democratic adj
ministrstion is a fitting commentary
on the political obloquy encountered
by Senator Aldrich in the later years
Of his life because of the business
conduct Of government in accordance
with the needs and nature of bust
ness for which he had so long con,
tended.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28
Our Peace Tax.

On a life insurance policy for $780,
900, taken out in this country with a
British company. the English tax
amounted TO l3 cents On the same
policy an American war tax" of $3.50
was collected.
England is at war and the United
States is at peace. But in Great Brit
ain the nations finances are controlled
by seasoned statesmen and astute
fnanciers, while this country's fiscal
affairs are managed by the Democratic
party.-Philadelphia Telegraph.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28
Customs Revenues.

Revenues from customs now In
hand for the fiscal year which ended
June 80 amount to about 1904. 1000. 900.
The total for the fiscal year probably
will be s21O,0O0.O 900. according to the
official figures. The receipts will be
at least $s.00O,000 less than last year
before the European war began.
The figures are severe strain upon
the belief of those who argued that
the European war was wholly respon-
sible for the failure Of the existing
tariff law as a revenue producer.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28
MoInhed.

This really happened in New York
the other day:
Displeased Parent-Molly. l find
you have been buying three pairs of
gloves without my permission. Why
did you do it?
Miss Molly (aged twelve)-Why.
daddy, I was obliged to have some
gloves; / hadn't a pair to wear,
Displeased Parent-It was very
wrong of you to buy the gloves with
out asking either your mother or me
about it.
Miss Molly-Well. never mind. dad
dy dear; they won't cost anything
had them charged,-New York Eve
ming Post.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28
She Understood.

Il took my wife out to the ball game
yesterday said Fansome.
Il know you suffered" said Park
way.
Indeed did, The home team gave
a rotten exhibition of bali playing and
the caustic comments my wife made
kept me squirming until the last man
was out"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28
Not So Lucky.

"Seadds is a lucky chap. He's got
a country estate on the Hudson. a
hunting camp in the Adirondacks and
q bungalow at the seashore."
Yes, and his wife refuses to go TO
any of them. She insists that he find
some new place to spend the sum-
mer."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28
Know Him?

What do you think of my gradua-
ton essay?" asked the young man.
Fine" replied his father. Only
I'm afraid a lot of people are going
to be bashful about offering plain
wages to a man whose intellect is so
much above the average. Washing
ton Star.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28
Treasury Deficit Grown.

There was. TO be sure. trade bal.
ance in our favor OF $l4.256.207 in one
:, eek a short time ago. and that must
have meant quite bit Of real money
paid to our citizens. but ali that
doesn't do the federal treasury deficit
a Bit OF good. It keeps right on grow
ing every day.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28
cnun,rv Looks to Renublloans.

The destiny Of the nation will be de-
termined by the policies 1t indorses
next year. The Republican party
must take up the fight along definite
lines and wiring victory from the hest
tant chaos into which the country has
been plunged by an undecided admin
istration. Philadelphia Evening
Ledger
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-07-28
THOUGHT SHE
COULD NOT LIVE
Restored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Unionville, MOI suffered from a
female trouble and got soweak that /

could hardly W a k
across the floor with
cut b olding on to
something. l had
nervous spells and
my fingers would
cramp and my face
would draw, and /
could not speak, nor
sleep to do any good.
had no appetite, and
everyone thought l
wOnld mot live