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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-18
Lenten Burglars
Steal Spring Hats

Not content with $3.50 worth
OF silverware, ewelry and cloth.
ing, burglars who entered the
home of William b. Van Rooy,
2511 South 54th street, last even
ing. walked off with the new
spring hats of Mrs. Van Rooy and
her daughter, Loretta.
So skillfully was the place ran
sacked that the children, up
stairs, heard no sound.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-18

NEW YORK. March fs.--wlll-
lam Sanger and his wife Mar
garet, who calls herself "The
Woman Rebel" are both law
breakers ~ the law stands today
In the United States. You may
approve OF the law they broke and
think, perhaps. that they should
DO punished.
But II you are a husband aud
have = wife you love or II you are
a woman who cares for her hus-
band your whole being will pro-
test against the bringing Of . fu-
gitive from Justice back within
the jurisdiction of the law by tor
ture OF the loved one left behind.
And that Ia what the state OF
New York has succeeded In do
lug. For Margaret Sanger tor
tured by her husbands arrest as
the result OF her lawbreaking is
coming back from England.
Pounds Magazine.
Margaret Sanger Ia highly In
telligent woman, a trained nurse
who three years ago made up her
mind that the greatest OF all evils
OF poverty Is the unlimited FAM
lily. Last year she founded a
paper called "The Woman Rebel
In which she told OF the formation
OF a birth-control league and Of
fered to those who wanted such
Information leaflet called Fam
lily Limitation.
l saw the four issues Of this
paper before Il was sup
pressed. ! have seen the
pamphlet, Family I,inaita-
tion," OF which fOO,OOO have
been circulated I'm this coun-
try. The pamphlet contain
ed such information regard
ing birth control ms nearly
every family physician dis
penses 10 nss women pa
- tients. Margaret Sanger says
that she undertook 10 place
such information - already
surreptittously Mt the dispos.
81 Of everybody with the
price--before the poor, who
she thinks have the greatest
need of it.
And she maintains that
her arrest, and her hus-
bands arrest, whatever their
legal aspect, II actually lust
the working out OF the dou-
BILE standard Of law In this
country--one law for the
rich and another law for the
poor.
Following her arrest on the
charge of circulating obscene lit
erature. Mrs. Sanger was released
without bail and went to Eng
land. where she Is now working
cd Sanger. Sanger had to
spend the night In jail. ats
Comstock advised the young
architect to plead guilty and
7. promised him q suspended SEN
tence II he would make such
plea. This Sanger refused to do.
Following HIS night in jail
Sanger was bailed out, and back
ed by the Free Speech league and
with the support of the radical
The Masses" he is preparing to
fight for his constitutional rights
OF free speech.
Meantime. however, Conn
stocks ruso has worked, for
Margaret Sanger has written
to say that she Is unwilling
that her husband should be
sent to prison In her place
and that she Is coming back
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-18
Young Boys Made Into Auto
Bandits By Pool Hall LOafing
Chicago pool hall condi-

Chicago pool hall condi-
tions do not exist In Tacoma.
Police Judge Dewitt M.
Evans says that the police OF
Tacoma are rigidly enforc-
ing the pool hall laws and
that few dogs are going
wrong" here as q result OF
the improper influence OF
the resorts.
In my experience as po-
lice Judge, only one minor
has been before me for play
ing In a pool hall, and his
appearance belied his age.
SO that the pool hall men
could hardly be blamed.
1.-The Tacoma police are
enforcing the ordinance rig
idly, and l think few boys
here are falling by the way
side as a result of their fond
ness for pool"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-18

CHICAGO. March IS. - do
you know, Sullivan" the police
captain said to the boy in front
of him, Il believe you drove that
car for that stick-up bunch.
There isn't another kid in Chi
cago who can speed like you"
That car had covered ~ miles
in less than two hours, which in
cludes the time required by its oc
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-18
Chicago Policemen
War On Pool Halls
BY JAMES GLEASON,
Superintendent Of Police. Chicago
Pool rooms hatch more crime

than saloons.
They are nest
ing places for
young criminals
and crime il the
favorite topic.
The police
men have been
ordered yigor.
ously to enforce
the ordinance
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-18
REMARKABLE

That train going west is the
Eastern Flyer and that train go-
ing east is the Western Limited. .
And do they always pass here
on the minute?"
No, they usually pass on that
trestle.''
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-18

With a loss estimated at $42.-
600, the Eagle Macaroni Manu-
featuring Co.'S plant. 9th and
Pacific avenue, was burned to the
ground early this morning. TAX
ing with 1t five small cottages on
27th street, closely adjoining the
factory.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-18

barring minors from such places.
Pool room keepers permit the
young fellows to hang around
those places for the few nickels
they pay In. They sit around
smoking cigarets and talking
about robberies until they get up
nerve enough to attempt one.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-18
BOYS ROB CANDY STORE

r. G. Bendrick, proprietor of
a confectionery store at East 26th
and Portland avenue. notified the
police today that boys had brok-
EN- his show windows last night
and stolen a quantity of candy.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-18
STEAL BRAND NEY AUTO

A new REQ automobile of the
America nAutomobile company,
driven only 800 miles since 1t left
the factory, was tsolen at 18th
and Pacific avenue yesterday aft
ernoOn.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
COULD RECOGNIZE NUISANCE
Judges Retort Set Courtroom Laugh ing and Gave Lawyer Something
 to Think About.

City Magistrate Krotel. who is noted for characteristic brand of dry hu- nor, occasionally manifested in ut terances from the bench, turned a cruel shaft loose upon a pestiferous young attorney this week, to the su- preme enjoyment of a crowded court room, says the New York correspond ent of the Cincinnati Times-Star. The young attorney was prosecuting in a case where the maintaining of nui- sance was alleged The rulings of Magistrate Krotel did not please him. His numerous objections became per sistently controversial. If your honor pleases,' he said, T would not pre- sume to instruct the honorable court in a question of law but am impelled to observe that 1 doubt-in the pres ent case only, of csurse-if the court properly conceives of what constitutes nuisance"
 You are mistaken, sir" was the re- sponse from the bench. This court has never had a more clear or exem- plary idea of what constitutes hui sanee than in the present case at the present time. And for that, in a measurable way, the court thanks you, sir
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

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Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
DIDN'T RAISE" THE CHICKENS
Comprehended Question Asked by His Customer.

Here is little story that was told by Congressman William c. Adamson of Georgia when the conversation turned to natural misunderstanding
 A young housewife who lives in a suburban town went to the village store to make some purchases.
 These chickens look very nice," re- marked the customer, pausing before the poultry counter. How much are they?"
 "One dollar apiece, madam" was the prompt response of the obliging pro- prietor. You can't find better poul- try for the money in the whole coun- try"
 One dollar thoughtfully unused the customer, and then added: Did you raise them?'
 Oh, no, madam!' was the hasty assurance of the misunderstanding storekeeper That is the same price I offered to sell them for yesterday"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
ALLIES CAPTURE
 2Q,0O0 GERMANS
SOUCHEZ HAS BEEN CAPTURED AND AN ADVANCE MADE
 NORTH OF ARRAS.
BERLIN ADMITS REvERSEs
The Italians Report Number of Sue cesses in Taking Fortified Noun tains From Austrian
 Troops.

London.-Heavy and continuous at tacks by the British and French have cost the Germans more than 20,000 unwounded men taken prisoners and 20 miles of trenches in the west.
 Souchez has been stormed and cap tured, and an advance is reported north of Arras.
 warded from Berlin admits German reverses.
 While the allies were advancing into German entrenchments British battle ships were battling away at German positions between Seebrugge and Nieuport
 For several weeks there had been an almost incessant bombardment with big guns, increasing late last week in intensity, particularly in the sectors where infantry attacks took place. This prepared the way for the general assault.
 The French, who have the most in- portant gain to their credit, made their chief onset around Perthes, Beause- jour and Suippes, in Champagne, where in December they made a con siderable gain. This attack, backed by a tremendous artillery fire, gave them possession of more territory than they had retaken from the Germans since the latter dug themselves i'll af- ter the battle of the Marne.
 According to the French, the Ger mans were driven out of their trenches over front of 15 miles, varying in depth from two-thirds of mile to two and half miles. The French in this engagement captured 12,000 prisoners.
 The importance of this gain lies in the fact that every yard of ground taken in this region weakens the Ger man position around Verdun, from which the Germans might be com. pelled to retire should the French make further advance
 The French have regained trenches east of the Labyrinth" in the Arras heavy fighting earlier in the year. There the Germans had built what they considered almost impregnable Notifications.
 This attack was made in co-opera- tion with the British, who attacked on either side of La Bassee Canal The attack south of the canal was, Field Marshal Sir John French reports, a complete success. Trenches five miles in width and about 4,OO0 yards in depth were taken at this point.
 This push forward gives the British possession of the road from Lens to La Bassee, which was used by the Germans for moving troops and sup. plies north and south and threatens to outf1ank the German troops which hold the town of Lens.
 In Galicia the Austrians have been driven back across the rivers which run parallel to the border.
 The Italians, like the rest of the al- lies, report number of successes in taking fortified mountains from the Austrians.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Hardly Complimentary.

A New England housewife one after noon received call from a hobo to whom that morning she had given some doughnuts.
 The knight of the road doffed his ragged headpiece and with great civil ity addressed her thus:
 Madam. this morning you gave me three doughnuts. Would it be asking too much to request fourth?"
 I'll be glad to give you another" said the woman, as she prepared to wrap one in apeys5per. .So you like mysdougnhdts, do ou?''
 It isn't that, madam" explained the hobo. You see, some friends of mine down in the meadow wish to Ipaye a game of quoits."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Where 1t Was Appropriate.

Lord Kitchener, it is said, is very pleased with the result of the present temperance move.
 We are all temperate now,' said his lordship recently.
 'To get drunk is an unheard-of thing among gentlemen If a gentleman ever gets drunk nowadays he has, you may be sure, a remarkable excuse to offer To illustrate his point Lord Kitchener told this story:
 A major, after a fancy dress ball at Simla. came home drunk and his shocked wife said to him:
 Aren't you ashamed to return from the ball in that condition?"
 Don't blame me, my dear" said the major; you must remember that the character 1 assumed was that of a sponge
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
No Cause for Alarm.

A young preacher who was staying at a clergy house was in the habit of more each day to practice pulpit ora tory. At such times he filled the house with sounds of fervor and pathos and emptied it of almost everything else. A well-known bishop happened to be visiting friend in this house one day when the budding orator was holding forth.
 Gracious mel" exclaimed the bishop, starting up in assumed terror, pray what might that be?"
 Sit down, bishop his friend re- piled. That's only young D. prac- ticing what he breaches
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Picked a Real American Name.

A somewhat unpatriotic little son of Italy, twelve years old, came to his teacher in the public school and asked if he could not have his name changed.
 Why do you wish to change your name?" the teacher asked
 T want to be an American. I live in America now"
 What American name would you like to have?"
 T have it here," he said, handing the teacher dirty scrap of paper on which was written Patrick Dennis McCarty."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Knew His Father.

A school inspector asked class of small children: "If I had three glasses of beer on the table, and your father came in and drank one, how many would be left?"
 None, sir," answered very small boy.
 But you don't understand my ques- tion,' said the inspector, and he re- peated it again.
 Still the boy gave the same reply.
 'Ah, my boy" exclaimed the inspec- tor at last, "it is clear you don't know mental arithmetic"
 But I know my father,'' said the boy, promptly.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Poor Father.

Ernest P. Bicknell, the national di- rector of the American Red Cross, was talking in New York about the splen- did work that his organization is doing in Belgium.
 We are supplying the Belgians," he said, with $12,0O0,OO0 worth of food month. We are also supplying food to the inhabitants of Poland, whom Germany has taken over.
 "We have good deal to do, eh? We are like the father who said:
 At last, at last, I've got my five daughters off my hands. Now to put my five sons-in-law on their feet"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Soldiers Find Treasure.

Nancy, France. = While digging trenches in the forest of ChampenouX, French soldiers discovered hoard of ancient French coins of the early Sev- enteenth gentry, evidently buried at the time of the French entry into LOT. raine, under Louis XIII. Under the state and the other half to the soldiers who found it.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
He Had Painted Too.

My dear fellow said the artist, you cant imagine how much work there was in painting that picture
 "Oh, yes, I can," said the young country lad, my father made me paint the barn one summer
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
WAS MISERABLE
 COULDN'T STAND
Testifies She Was Restored to Health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
 Compound.
Lackawanna, N. Y.-" After my first child was born felt very miserable and

cOulQ not stand on my feet. My sister in-law wished me to try Lydia B. Pink hams Ve g e t a b le Compound and my nerves became firm,
 appetite good, step elastic, and I To g t that weak, tired feeling. That was
 six years ago and I
 have had three fine
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Canal Closed Aoain.

Panama.-A serious slide in the ca nal occurred north of Gold Hill, on the east bank, where there had been previous slide. The mass almost fills the channel. Earth shows above the water where ships ordinarily pass.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Freiohter Giv.s Up Gun.

Newport News, Ta.-The British steamer Waimana, detained here for several weeks bcause she carried mounted gun on her afterdeck, dis mounted the gun and cleared for Buenos Aires with fuel coal.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Sauin Elm.

"The old saying about true love never runs smooth wasn't true in their case. They never had single quarrel during their engagement"
 No, they were saving them all up for their honeymoon"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Visitors Excepted.

T seldom see a large automobile standing in front of pretty bunga- low that I don't feel sad"
 You are not envious, hope?"
 "No, indeed Experience has taught me that about nine times cue of ten a motor car at the curb means mort gage on the house."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Exis the Hotel Reoister.

Chicago. The time-honored hotet register, thumbed and scanned by th,e curious ito see who's in town," so6n is to be abolished from Chicago's ho- tels The card index system will suy- plant it. N
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Treatment of Sores.

Apply Hanford's Balsam lightly and you should find that gradually the sore will diminish in size. The older the case the longer it will take, but it will help the hard cases, after other rem edies fail Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Cotton Brinqs ii IS Gents.

Houston.-Cotton sold at Garrison at II 1-Sc, and cotton seed at $2S. As a result, says a dispatch from that point, farmers are hauling in from every direction and selling freely.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
To Drive Out Malaria
 And Build Up The System

Take the Old Standard GROVE s TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know what you are taking. as the formula IS printed on every label, showing it is Quinine and Iron in tasteless form The Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron builds up the system. 50 cents Adv
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Stone Output s77,ooo,ooo.

Washington. - Productions of stone in the United States in 1914 reached the value of $77,412,292, according to the Geological Survey. Pennsl .vania produced more than 10 per cent.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

Strangely enough, there is no simi- larity between our mansions in the sky and our castles in the air.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

The brakemen often follow instruc- tions too closely. Some men should be permitted to forget their pack ages"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
 Isn't 1t So.

What in the world made you marry him so long as you don't love him?"
 "Oh, that is the easiest way l know of to get rid of a man.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Fresh Stuff.

q like a summer resort which has old legends attached to it."
 Current gossip is good enough for me-"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
One Danger.

Optimist-The world owes me a liv- ing.
 Pessimist-Look out that it doesn't declare a moratorium-Judg
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
His View.

Optimist-What do you consider the greatest thing that ever happened? Pessimist-It hasn't-Puck.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

Few men are able to appreciate get ting the short end of joke.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

For genuine comfort and lasting pleas ure use Red Cross Ball Blue on wash day. All good grocers. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Deep Voice.

s'Why do you call your cat Carmen?'' She's a contralto. o."-Louisville Courier-Journal.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

Some office holders get up and howl a, out the burden of holding political office, but never think of resigning.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

For nail in the foot use Hanford's s Balsam. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

Maids of honor are those who do not try to fiirt with the bridegroom.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

Pain in the side? Rub on and rul in Hanford's Balsam thoroughly. Adv
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

Time magnifies our good deeds and diminishes most of our naughty ones
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Hard to Tell.

Gibbs-I tell you, no man can fool my wife. Dibbs-Then how did you get her?
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Pitiless.

Some men have no hearts, said the tramp. I've been a-tellin' that feller I am so dead broke that I have to sleep outdoors
 Didn't that fetch him?" asked the
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

The way of wise man is to let a woman have her own way.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

Precaution is better than repent auca
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

Life is tiresome enough without vis- iting your relatives.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

Cool burn with Hanford's Balsam. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

Nav. He told me he was a-doin' the same thing, and had to pay the doctor for tellin' him to do it. .'-Christian Register
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

thoroughly aged when of the mellow rich flavor.
 perfect conditions. delicacy flavor heavy and n weight
 Finally, will keep fresh, dprotect from moisture
 In you get all advantages. You thoroughly when lfuly and uniformly roaed odors in special sanitary sealed packages.
 used Arbuck1es Coffee lately, do See gethow the delicious flavor will please and satisfy. Get package today.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

Happy is the home where Red Cross Ball Blue is used. Sure to please. All grocers. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Important to Mothers

Grass Criticism. Hubby, dear, is my gown comme il faut?" asked Mrs. Gadders. How do I know?' growled MT. Cad ders. "If you mean is it the kind of dress it ought to be against the law to wear, why, yes"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29
Pessimism

Pessimism. There's something in this world besides money" Yes" said the cynic; there's the poorhouse."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-09-29

ance.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1915-05-12
GOOD JELLY AND MARMALADE
Mixture of Grapefruit and Lemons Is
Recommended as One of the
Best Known.

For eight glasses of jelly and twelve
glasses of marmalade, six grapefruits
and three medium-sized lemons.
Remove and discard thin outer yell
low rind. Remove all white and tie
this in a close-mesh bag. Shred pulp
very fine. Add three times it's bulk
of water. Boil hard As minutes with
the bag of white (Which furnishes the
pectin). Skim frequently, remove bag,
throw contents away. Strain off six
glasses of clear liquid and let both
pulp (Which should also have sufficient
liquid on it, and clear juice stand
"a hours
Carefully siphon off the top of the
clear liquid, put to boil ten minutes,
add equal quantity of warmed sugar
and boil till it "jells" (about five min.
utes).
When the liquid Sheets" from the
spoon it is jelled.
Treat the pulp the same way for the
marmalade. Those who do not object
to the orange peel and white may
leave it in. This process makes the
clear amber jelly. The part which
settles in the clear juice will make
good jelly, but it is Opaque.