davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Cheyenne record., 1915-09-09
It's Nature.

ItS NdtUTC.
so Clementina has dismissed her
admirer merely because he wa1ed his
mustaches. That certainly was .
trifling matter"
You're mistaken. For a man to
wax his mustache is quite q cereous
affair.""
Cheyenne record., 1915-09-09
Tedious Business.

What is your attitude toward the
belligerents in Europe?"
"Oh,- the usual attitude"
s.. "And what is that?"
I'm Just waiting for them to quit"
"Umph! You are evidently not
rushed for time.'
A woman is not really adequately
clothed because she is draped in mys-
terry.
Cheyenne record., 1915-09-09

Hes a great pitcher, all right"
Sure. But an anomaly, at that"
why so?"
1T seems that he never had any
preliminary practice on a vacant lot. ="
Cheyenne record., 1915-09-09

OF a thousand women who can drive
a bargain not more than half dozen
can drive nail.
Cheyenne record., 1915-09-09
The conduetor,s Hope.

II hope" said the car conductor,
pensively, after taking the names of
the people who saw the lady lose her
balance, that women will vote. and
that they'll have political party Of
their own and a convention and
platform"
And then what?"
And that they'll advocate capital
punishment for anybody who gets OH
the platform backward"
Cheyenne record., 1915-09-09
So Paw Says

So Paw Says.
Little Lemue1-What's a bachelor
maid, paw?
Paw-A bachelor maid, son IL .
spinster who still has hopes.
Cheyenne record., 1915-09-09
Some Hard.

SOnc F1dTu.
Bill-They say horsehair cushions
are very easy.
Jill-Believe me, they're not.
Ever try one?"
Sure"
"When?"
"One day l rode a horse bareback"
Cheyenne record., 1915-09-09
New Broom.

Mrs. Bacon-Do you believe q new
broom sweeps clean?
Mrs Egbert-It does If a new giyls
got hold Of It.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15
GREAT FLOODS
RAVACE MANY
PARTS OF ITALY
Bridges Built Long Before
Christian Era Are Broken,
Other Landmarks Threat
ened,

Rome. Feb "a Gao p. MI
Floods throughout Italy are assum.
ing alarming proportions amid con
tlnuous rains. The river Tiher Is over
hfty feet out ~ Us normal banks and
has Hooded the lower parts ~ the
town, especially the Qsartcra around
the vatican.
The military authorities have taxi
en- up rescue work and the task Of
providing food for the people cut off
from supplies. Rune has been diyid-
cd into four zones and soldiers in
boats are going about taking food a.
marooned persons. ladders. ropes and
other naraphernalia Go be used Ia
rescue work, and timbers for shor-
Ing nap the walls of houses
King Victor Emmanuel today WIS.,
tied the barracks Of the engineers TO
inquire into the relief measures.
The Hood recalls that Of 1879.
shortly after the fan of the temporal
power OF the pepe. whom che great
Victor Emmanuel came for the FIRST
time 20 Rome as kiug Of United italy.
10 visit the flooded districts. one Of
the most picturesque sights today was
Tiher island. which Is stili Joined e.
the mainland IN the old bridge OF
Fahrlelus. The island is now partly
under water which has Invaded the
church OF san tiartolomeo. which
occupies the ceufer ~ the island and
the hospital and morgue
Water also surrounds the large ana
Imposing basiliea OF 81 pauls. Milo's
bridge, built over enc hundred years
y, G, Is virtually inundated Near
the broken bridge So called hc
cause the great flood OF 1898 carried +
away two II lis arches. oniv massive
fragments 81 masonry remain The 4
Suhticius bridge * entirely under WE
ter. This IS the eldest bridge iu Rome
having been built III the year egs.
r. 9 Il was this bridge that Iora-
.ius Coolies ana two companions are
% have defended acainst
he Etruscans
The aerOnautit school Is entirely
l0odet and the course 81 tuitiou D..
,eeR SUSPENDED. Much dauare has
eeen Done ia the country districts li
{ feared that several hatifiHzs there
Nla collapse owIuG to the water nav
ng inundated t1etr foundations
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15

sion recently named hy President viii
son to deal with future difficulties
which might arise between operators
and miners in the Colorado coal fields
viii continue in existence and prOffer
its good offices when necessary. This
has been decided despite the action OF
seventy-one Of the operators in noti-
flying Seth Low chairman OF the
commission. that in their opinion the
situation would take care of itself and
that the commission was regarded as
biased and would not be called upon
even in case of trouble
Secretary Wilson. of the depart
mcnt of labor said tonight that the
opinion Il this group of operators was
not conclusive. in8smuch as no dis
pute had arisen as vet lie emphati-
caliy denied the charge that the com
mission WAS a biascd one
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15
GeRNtp INVITED ro
VISIT EMPEROR WILLIAM

WasMUgsoH rcN Ga Press ne.
Neft anuouncine thar the Germsn
rHperos had Invited Ambassador
otfafd to ccnfef with him al the
HNttle frunt wefe read t0nisht win
AeeH Interest bs officials ~ tire ynw
go states government ASIDE ffont ih.s
Indication jh6t ghe American eut,,
had produced IA impression 90 sa.
tWtMt Importance, 4 was thouNht
ihat ,he emperor Rsd aecidea Sc
cNNttfpnoe 81 HEfiCkts lecause auh
fouf DAYS reWain before the German
suiMraitNs proclamation for "a sah.
marine eampaigu on meech0nt shlps
secs rse tNrct
q was beiseVea here that tae am
pusSsdcN wiaht vNpaiin "a ieaNth sha
Atnerivah viewpoint us hc Is etuart
t3 W AsFe done in conference wjth
lne imperial chaae~ijor aHd thal per
as4s aae 0t the ehief purposes IL the
informal caufetencgS with Afuhasss
Ner tivrsra was 2n elicit fren the
AtaeFieNa eeycFameHt sanie uaaAi
lanaiuN az to ITS raStian rsEoFairg
athiatnts 9 conditional contrahana
9fsttnfa Sc tiefnAsaY's chiilaa pepa.
@tsh lnAsnWch as tne German sea
Naf goHe Hfocts suasiaa s. described
3 tNAAAss&tff fetf A%4Afrf NNH Att
'-ss ''Teapse ~ che 7llesed interger-
ewe hy tHe latter @th Shipmerss az
ioeasicNs aesNpea fae tha population
N tiefHSss the gruW30s mRergAaee
Ft thts question waS eemevatts a6sait.
20 hefv laefe IS every resson "a hss-
arFe that e Will lqe hne 80 the eA3ef
fplnis nate ~ she lritea states u
~ atNt communication ta Gsa4t
tstsin ew the s0efeet Il contFa.
s aNe Supplement- arts fep1y ffem
the British ees eyhsnent ~ ths Arsstl.
IA n0te of protest - necaaAhe. -
Hea nes been transmitted ir fnn -.
Ntaht ess ssEfSelkbs expect eelaeseta
sNF: Nt viii - reaSY Ger fhesf per.
ISL '9sa'egNaN rNc BRITISH commune
lgAtsea IS eexOssa almost entirety ~
statistics ~ Neutral canmercq as,,i
an s1PaaAaftca q tari31s detenstoas
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15
GERMANY Is PREPARING
ANSWER 10 AMERICA

hcrlin, Feb. ~ tvia London, 1890
T. m)--fhe American ammssador
James w Gerard, conferred last
evening with tho German FOREIGN Sec
retary, licrr Won Jasow. regarding the
American note, az the lnttefs request,
Nething has been made public re-
karding the conference but il is
learned that the foreign office Il now
preparing an answer 10 the American
note ana the idea IA entertained In
certain quarters that Germany may
suggest that the United Statcs send
an American wafship 10 convey
american merthantmcu through the
danger zone, thus guaranteeing the
neutrality Of the vessels.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15

Hcrlln, Feb, ~ (hy wireless ia Lon.
don, ~ IN. l-~I'he official statemrni
issued today by the urrnnn arm,
headquartefs satys.
no the north OF pont.a. Mousson
We took the VILLAGE q Norroy from
he French aud we also captured hlfl
se5. situated 20 the west u that VII
LACE, two officers and isi MEN were
taken prisoners
In che NoaNes We stormea wilson
hHa Ohersenavrn, WHARF, we took
lat pfisouere
~ the eastern theater. on the 9th.
er side OF tho East rrusalan frontier
guf operations are taking the course
We anticipated,
In polana. on the rlnhi bank Of
The fistnla. our troops are making
progress NJ the direction vt Rncionz
In Poland. on the left bank Of
the Nlslula. there Is no change to ~.
port
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15
GR|DIRON CLUB
PARODIES BIC
MEN At DINNER
Cabinet Officers, Jurists, Leg
lslatorS and Men Of DiStinc-
ton In Private Life Guests
Of Newspaper Men,

- ~oFNisa goOHHAL apsSlaa tKsaen .....,
washington, Fsb "a -~Calslnrt ar
heefs. lufiNts. LEGISLATORS and men az
"lHuncton Ia private lie were the
kuests " the GfidlroH club at ts .iin.
nef latt nisht aud saw and heard
themselves paroslied. admoulshed ana
instructed "a the ways they should
-, Frtss0cnttsl candidates were tried
out and reminded Of thpir siua ~
commission and omission
kdgar g. snyder, Washington car.
respondent Of the Omaha Rev, was
inaigufated as president. Chauueev
hfainerd. ~ the Brookiyn EaRlo.
haFfy j iir0wn. OF the Portland ore.
konlali, and Arthur J. Slnnntt. Of the
Newark Evening News. we're aa-
siafed members ana seated.
hiFh court % Justice held sway
Tor a while during an intermIssion Nm
the courses 81 the dinner ana half h
tteken presidential candidates were
brought hef0re tho har ia answer ~
indictments The flrat trio comprised
WHITMAN iIerrlek and Borah, the
complainant was Woodrow Wilson.
Who charged that the republican
PARTY has not had new idea for thir.
q Years
Under examination hv Common
49, tHfa NANFNtHAlli# attorney
whitman confessed THAI ho had had
an idcai lie wanted 70 he prcsl-
dent.
Judge. 'rhat isn't your own id.a,
shats lhe idea OF William JENNINGS
nryanH
whitman I've got another idea
the Royefnorshtp ~ New York IL the
sitpMu= ssene Ca the presidency
1hdke THAT idea isn't Nanre
elther it was used ever thirty Years
aRe ~ Grexer cleveland"
Hefriek. the next sfeetared he had
an idea II WIS that 'dlsiinsuished
diplomatic service Is the road To DO.
lticai preleFment
dadges That's an exploded idea
Jimmy urrard PROVED that
hafah. defissa "a idea % consist |
~ the contemplation 1t methods +
hNlseed GN men who. wiki far less i
natural equipment than myself, have
hNsNeeaed hV heck oF Craek Ia reach.
inc gAe White lleuse.
The ceaft however. held that AZ
iaea Was IA confused meniai image
an sntanHiNle Aeafning There ANTS ~
tneh anisaai and V thcFU rs. il cant
lr rgpwaced ~ e0Wrt So the defend.
ants are teifald net Euiie"
tSffNH. MeAaoe oud Clark were
AAHt Mated hs'foFr jhs ruuft
NelnRassn NeOple Caa Sva alart
tae miile RUNNING
AvAdev Well Lass act the hsaksi
en tAe rum
ehaien ciesk wes asked io lsfiue
C1afA eft,a naAln,er.. ....,t.,
ilQa
iNteU was l,sg under exs animation
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15
COLORADO QUITE
ABLE To SETTLE
LABOR TROUBLES
Intimation Is Sent to President
Wilson'S Commission That
Its Services Are Not Now !
Required.

lsr MORNING JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASED wiarl
Denver. Colo, Feb. 1.-THE reply
of the Colorado Fuel q Iron co. TO
the tender of good offices of the com
mission appointed by President Will
son 10 deal with industrial problems
In the Colorado coal fields, was made
public here tonight by Pres J. +. Wei
born The letter is addressed to Com
missioners Seth Low. Charles W.
Mills and Patrick Gilday and, reply
ing 10 the commissions letter of Jan
uary -. details what has been done
toward introducing a plan of co-ope-
ration between the company and its
employees since the close OF the re-
cent strike. 1T is hoped" the letter
says, the plan may serve perma-
nently 70 avoid Serious differences and
insure the maintenance of fair and
friendly relations between the Off
GERS and the employees"
The plan Of the Colorado Fuel K
Iron Co. as set forth in the letter. IN
Guides the election. by the employees
of representatives who shall confer
with officers Of the company regu-
larry upon matters concerning the
general welfare of the miners Rep
resentation on a basis OF a delegate
for every $50 employees is provided
The conviction IS expressed that the
plan will "fuifill the purposes out
lined by President wilson and an in
tenlion TO keep the commission fuily
advised of any further steps taken in
he plan is also expressed in President
Welharn's letter.
skepuclsm as to the success Of this /
plan was expressed In a letter to the 4
signed 10y seventy-onc /
ether coal operators OF Colorado, (
made public last night. which stated, I
IN the opinion Of the signers. the IN I
1ustTial situation in Colorado would I
lake care OF itself and that the com /
mission was biased
PEACE COMMISSION
RESPECTED by EMPLOYEES .
washington Fth .-'rht commits
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15
Oandrutfy Heads
Become Hairless

Il yva wsnt laests az thlek. tsesutl
ial siesnA silky hair "a fae 81 imears
set Fla 20 aanHFaif faY L vNF staYye
NuNf Asaf tfsa fWia e X Saa dew
i deeant g. nueh gsssa Is ise 10
Ftteh aY wash i aat Wise aalp sur
was te SO I'D < ,3ssaragf : L. ass-
sVlss 4 IhAA WA ae&tfas a entssef
TO az tni* act ahoat Tear ounces nf
Vrasnarx hauN srsuA. 4pesx Il ~
usaM who's Yet8glne uss eaeusf +
rietsteN the scalp NRa rua n ia ssuty
With the ffnser tips
fsy merniug uost Is mes at af sour
aAnar0tf viii tse e0ae and tAree ue
isaf mere applications VIII cens etsfess
dissolve and entlfNix destroy eytfg
single ssen ard trAee Of "a
NeN Wifi ffnd. toe. that AL iteh.rg
aHa dAsst0w ~ the SCALE Nili stop. ana
euf hASF siH leok sisss feet a RUM
dred ii1nee better Naa ram gef H.
@uta afeaon Sd ahy asux steEe Il Is
Nef psestft Had gAar eUneeS S lfi sos.
VIII aeesA ~ Msstef hess ufs AAns
dteft WA have rhss SfuAg.Se Feaexsy
Easvs fal&
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15
GERARD EXPLAINS no
GERMAN NEWSPAPERS

Berlin, Feb. ~ (via london. -
The National zeitung today publishes
AN interview with James W. Gerard.
the United States ambassador to Ger
many eonccrnlnE the situation
brought ahout by the presentation Of
the American note Co the German
government relative "a uruffnl fhius
ping Ia the sea war zone recently Gre
ated hy Germany
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15

much fighting. Yesterday we took
30 prisoners.
In southwest Gnllcia and Iink1.
wilma we have won Victories. south.
west ~ Nndworna the enemy we ie-
pulsed We captlAd the heisitts "a
tht north Of Delaiyn. taking many
igffAontge
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15

and seizures Of American ships and
cargoes.
AZ the German embassy IL was
said no word. had hcen received from
berlin 90 indicate how soon rcpB
% The American noto might bc looked
for.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15

lunaau, Feb. ~ 90 .Nb y. m1---ouo
" Kahn. the American hahktf. has
placed a the di3possl of committee
appointed 70 cafe for and cdufate soi-
diefs md sailors who hAVs been nade
blind ~ the war his London residence.
~ DuuStau's lodge. Regents park.
uhivh has fourteen acres Of ground.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15

iht SUBMARINE. SAYS the news
paper runs risk against armed
merchantmen England has both
armed its merchantmen and advised
them 10 carry false FLAGS The result
u that the submarine which under.
takes the search Of supposedly neu-
trd ship runs the risk uf being dam
aHed or even destroyed by an English
ship sailing ander false FLAG
shall Germany ~ the face OF such
tfeacherous measures throw down
her arms because an American ship
might possibly be wrongly torpedoed
The American note demands nothing
else
The Lokal Anseiser points out that
only the United states among an the
neutral countries has protested
AGAINST the German declaration az
naval war Rome
Tho kreuk Zelluns declares that
Germans course Will not be- influ-
eneed by the American note
No Consideration Tor NruttalS.
TIE hamhurger Naehrichten. dis
enssing the note, SAYS that nobody
can demand that German Nafships
expose themselves to Abstraction
through consideration Tor neutrals
AmuficaH merchantmen the I
Nachrichten CONTINUES retain their /
right tu sAil im thv specified waters
or Ia avod them. IL Msashlneton az /
suhes that the aamlraity's declaration j
win not De executed unsparingiy, Il
fundamentally detectives itself The
threatening sentences In the American
note are Quite unimpfessixu After
delivering Weapons TO our enemies 1
ana making 80 PROTEST aeainst Great
britain iu~elenee the United states
shows itself devoid Il any eutst Wall +
whatever towards us
tae American government gives
,eo little wvtght ssNs the F1aukfur-
Ter agituBg tn The aiffH.ulg conflict
ia which GefmNnf ltnds iisclf where
az 80 vital interest az the unlt.,l
States g threatened THE WAS a.,t ~
'hv difficulty Is upeHed by the am.
aoeneed American protest aga4ns,
British misuse ~ llaks
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15
SLIPS Practically undamaged.

The damage 10 the whole squad
ron. in fact. was so slight that the ad-
miral did not need 70 dock single
ships They are all az this moment
ready to run out against the enemy
The patching of the Seydlitz turret
Is being done rapidly and viii take
at the most only a few days
hut let Us consider the effect Of
artillery on the enemy during the two
hours of combat The second ship
In the British echelon was the first
10 waver under the severe fire of the
German guns. lit sheered out of line
and the third ship closed up. leaving
a gap between it and the fourth ship.
Thu lame duck was not seen again;
presumably she was the one which
sank later. After a little more fight
ing the two ships in the foremost
group OF English cruisers dropped
astern or turned about Five shells
had struck them. causing fires.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15

We have SO often demonstrated 4"
Count kcyentiow continues. 'tho inn
possibility Of search that we can
merely refer 10 our earlier remarks.
Washington must know this and
therefore the demand OF the note for
a search and the establishing OF the
identity Of neutral merchantmen
amounts de faelo 20 nou-recognltion OF
the German declaration respecting
war territory
Count Retentlow says the American
governments request Tor assurances
that is ships and citizens viii I've sub
iected only to seafCh. even in the
war zone. is utterly out Of the ques-
ton. Nossischc Ecitung says that
while the searching for ships for con-
tfahand previously has been the ac-
knowlcdgrd procedure, the entry of
the submarine denotes new factor
in naval warfare.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15

which returned, was the only one on
which the two-hour bomhardment in
hicted any real injury The British
were shooting at very extreme
range in order to keep out of reach
Of our middle artillery That is prob
ably. the reason for the slight dam
age done TO the Derfflinger and Seyd-
litz, which were each hit sQuarely
They each show the mark of a shell
which struck their armor but so
weakly that II has not even been nee
essary TO replace the damaged plate.
The she'll which caused the fire on
the Seydlitz pierced the foundation OF
a turret and set off some ammunition,
causing fire and some loss of life
within the turret. Otherwise the
Seydlitz was unchanged Her fight.
ing ability was completely restored as
soon as the fire had been extin-
Euished
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15

Count Ernest Revtntlow the naval
expert. IN mf article in the TAgcs
HeItuns. aNs the run text of the note
gives further ground Tor his oriticims
OF saturday. lie declares that the re-
quest &C the United States that ships
be searched before further action IL
taken against them shows that the
people IN Washington do not or viii
not comprehend the meaning Of the
German measure"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15
GERMAN EDITORS
TALK PLAINLY
To UNCLE SAM
Shipments Of Arms and AM
munitIop to Enemies Of kai-
ser Are Condemned in Most
Severe Terms,

berlin. Feb. ~ tNia London, $3.50
D. MI rhe Berlin newspapers con-
tiune their comment on the American
governments note 90 Germany con-
cenlng the provisions of the German
ndmiralNs nea war zone prociama=
lion. The tone OF the editorials while
generally of a determined nature, Is
friendly Conspicuous exceptions TO
the rule. however, are furnished by
Die Post uad Taxes ZcitunE. the for
mer ctnnloyinn rather sharp phrases.
When something does not suit the
Yankees. SAYS Die Post. they are ae-
customed 10 adept as threatening and
as frlRhtful sahre-rattiing tone as
possible. They reckon that the per-
son thna treated VIII let himself be
frightened aud give In. II this does
not come 10 pass, however. If the per-
son thus treated aud threatened with
the strongest expressions pays no at
trntion ana shows that he H. not
scared. will not let himself be driven |
into state OF funk, the swuEEuring I
Yankees calm themselves ana quiet 1
down "
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-02-15

The British battle line was now In
confusion and its fighting power was
broken. This was the reason why is
admiral broke off the tight and de-
cided to limp home lie was nowhere
near the German mine fields or sub
marines. of which the British report
speaks. The fact was that the Brit
ISL were finished They could not fol
iow further Three OF their biggest
cruisers We're cut of action.
As TO the sinking OF the British
cruiser The human eve may err
and the excitement of the battle mas
cause delusions but too many eyes saw
an English battle cruiser go down
and too many lips from various places
OF observation reported il To admit
the possibility Of error
Saw Great Explosion
The second officer Of the Molks /.
reported to his commander that there /
had been great explosion on board a /
hostile ship. Moreover. the second Of /
fleer kept his commander informed 4
frem moment to moment OF the - I
feet of the explosion. finally CLOSING I
with the announcement ship sinks
The same announcement was made rs /
'wn other officers and by several sail .
'A7 - ufU NNHffAtNHt'HtFN 10 AhE tAN- I
nfrai he obtained confirmation from 4
he commander Of the destroyer VS. I
Later an airship whieh had been
following the British ships repoTtea \
hat only four cruisers could be seen 1
making for the British coast
zone OF the most striking details ~ I
he fighting comes from reserse I
ai}0r. who stood Hnoce upied on one 4
e ne Safess pr7sita the fissht uTouftaSStu /
.Nd followed the details ot the battle
= aich were teiephoned 10 the gun
rev from time to time by the COM
nsnder Finally the relief man. un-
aie 10 keep back his feelings anN
onseT, produced a violin Then, while
be gans rnared 10 the turrets and pill
ass oe water from British shells
pFayef the decks he PLAYED the
Watch ON the Rhine and from aii
ldes the men AZ their stations Joined
q ths song