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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12
BRANDON.

The Rev. Walter Thorpe of Walling-
ford has accepted the call of the Con-
gregational church and will enter ON his
duties May /. He read his resignation
at WallIngford Sunday morning to take
effect April 20. He has served the church
eight years and nine months, coming to
them from Elizabeth, n. j. The resigna.
ton was acted on Thursday evening.
Ernest Wolcoit is visiting John Regain
at West Castieton.
The Rev. and Mrs. Charles b Carpen-
ter Of Salisbury Conn, are visiting friend
in town. Mr.. Carpenter is former
rector of st. Thomas church.
The Rev. William c. Leonard. Henry
l.. LEONARD and Miss Clara ID. Burnap
attended the birthday party Of Mrs.
John Leonard of PitIsford Tuesday.
Harry Scott of Chicago is spending a
few days with his mother, Mrs. Z, H..
Scott.
a birthday dinner party was given
Mrs. Laura A. Button at the Brandon
Inn Sunday afternoon.
Charles Churchill, the new overseer Of
the poor, has engaged Mr. aud Mrs.
Lewis Bush TO run the town farm next
year.
Mrs. 5. Webster Jones will spend the
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12
JUST IN TINE
Some Middlebury People May Wait
Till It's Too Late.

Don't wait until too late.
BE sure to he in time.
just in time with kidney ills.
Means curing the backache, the dizzi-
ness, the urinary disorders
That so often come with kidney
troubles.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for this very
purpose.
Here is Middebury testimony Of their
worth.
Mrs. William Duncan, Seymour ST.,
Middlcbury Says: 'My kidneys were in
bad shape and my back ached constant
~ also had duli pains in my head and
was subject to dizzy spells, In the
morning when | first got up, was so
tired that | could hardly drag myself
about. Doan's Kidney Pills removed all
the ailments and | again enjoyed much
better health. | confirm all said about
Doan's Kidney Pills VIXEN | endorsed
them some years ago. | have had no
trouble since taking this remedy
Price SOC. at all dealers. Don't simply
ask for kidney remedy-get Doan's
Kidney Pills-the same that Mrs Duncan
had. Foster-Milburn Co., Props, Buffalo,
n. Y. adv.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12
n xt 10 days in New York city.

xt 10 days in New York city.
The Rev. J. A Lynch of Pittford
preached at st. Mary's church Tuesday
evening.
Miss Marcellett johnson has closed
her school at Leicester Corners for a
brief vacation.
The Womans Foreign Missionary
society of the Methodist church met at
the parsonage Wednesday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs F r. Barker are attend.
lug the automobile show in Boston.
Jason B. Smith of Burlington is the
guest of his uncle, Archie Green.
Mrs O G. Bakar has been called to
Fair Haven by the illness of her daugh-
ter, Mrs. j. b. Shepherd.
The Rev. Eugene F. Cray addressed the
Holy Name society at St Johns church
Castleton, Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs F. A. Morse of West
Rutland are visiting in town.
Fred Bartholomew has moved to the
May farm in Benson.
Miss Edith Thomas has closed her
school in Sudbury and is visiting her
parents here.
Howard Cameron of Rutland is in
town.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12
TO TAXPAYERS WHITING
TaX-Exenpt Vermont
Bonds Netting Ala
Per Cent

There is no more desirable line Of
investment for a man or woman who
insists upon absolute safety than Yer
nont Municipal Tax Exempt Bonds.
Such a thing as defaulting Yer
mont town or Vermont village Bond
has not been heard of for generations.
All the property of every taxpayer IN
the town or village is holden to
pay its Bonds.
The Lamoille County Savings Bank
& Trust Company at Hyde lark makes
a specially dealing in Vermont
Bonds and always has on hand a fine
line to sell, at bottom figures, to those
who wish to purchase.
Parties who, in view of the new tax
law, think it wise to place part or all
of their taxable funds in these extra
safe Tax exempt Bonds-.in every case
made Tax-exempt by the act of the
Vermont Legislature-are invited to
write to the Hyde Park Savings Bank.
These Bonds are exempt from Uni
ted States Income Tax and will be
sold at price to net the purchaser
N per cent per annum.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12

gradually until We reach that point
where the SOW is getting all she viii
eat up clean and at the same time be
ready for the next meal with a good,
keen appetite. If fed too much the
pigs will not be able to take all hr.
milk, which will cause a feYcrish CON
dtion Of the sow and produce ~.oIrt
in the pigs. \ pig having a severe az
tack of scours when "A month Old - 30
usually weigh from thirty te fifty
pounds less than the others when six
months old.
BY the time the pigs are three or
four weeks old they will be ioD..i.-
about for some extra food. This must
be supplied in small quantities ANA IN
creased as the appetite grows stronger.
We find that corn and ground feed,
fed dry is the safest for them while
they are sucking. If milk and slop
food are fed one has to be careful 10
avoid their having the scours, During
this period of feeding the pigs will put
on their greatest growth ut the least
expense, provided the SOW is fed prop
erly to produce large flow OF milk
and the pigs are not weaned before
eight or ten weeks old.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12
COLLEGE NOTES.

The young women students of Mid
dlebury college will present the
Shakespearan drama, 1.-THE Tempest, "
in the Mccullough gymnasium on Fri
day and Saturday evenings, March II
and ID, under the direction of Miss
Suzanne E. Throop, dean of women.
The entertainment is for the benefit of
the Women's Athletic association.
r. w. Barstow, graduate of Dart
mouth college, class of 1918, and now
a student at the Hartford (Ct) Theo-
logical seminary, delivered short adj
dress to the students in the chapel re-
Gently. He asked the students to re-
spond to the call of the world which
looks to the college men for leaders.
The world is calling for leaders" he
said, land naturally looks to the col
leges for trained men and women"
The initiation and public exercises
of the Phi Beta Kappa society will
be held at the Mccullough gymnasium,
on Friday evening, March 10. The fol-
lowing students of Middlebury college
IN the class of 1915 will receive the
Phi Beta Kappa key on that night:
Carroll w. Dodge of Pawlet, Ebert
c. Cole of Orleans, Miss Mary H. Buck
of Waterville, Ct, and Miss Fanny O.
Gill of Springfield. DR.. Talcott Will
liams will deliver an address.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12
Ten Years Misery Ended.

j. 7. Chambers, merchant Jonesboro,
Ark, writes: Foley Kidney Pills
cured me of ten year standing case of
rheumatism. | suffered miseraby. A
friend told me of being cured; so l used
them, and they cured me, too Most
middle aged men and women are glad
TO lean that Foley Kidney Pills aft ord
way to escape sleep disturbing bladder
weakness, backache, Rheumatism, puff
ness under eyes, stiff and swollen joints,
aud other ills attributed to kidney
troubles. Frost's Pharmacy.-ad
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12

The Hampshire is hog of mod
flied bacon type. and it is usually
black, with white belt about the
body but there are occasionally
plain black animals This breed of
hogs is of somewhat obscure but
undoubtedly American origin. 1t is
very prolific and of medium size.
Tho sides are Of moderate length
and depth, with rather light Shout
dcrs and hams. The quality Of
Hampshire pork is superior. and
the breed is growing rapidly in pop
ularity.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12
Tnis--and Five Gents;

DON'T Miss Tins. Cut out this slip,
enclose five cents to Foley & Co Chi
c4go, H., writing your name and adj
dr., 50 clearly. You will receive in return
a trial package containing Foleys Honey
and Tar Compound for coughs, colds and
Group Foley Kidney Pills, for pain In
sides and back. rheumatism, backache.
kidney and bladder ailments: and Foley
Cathartic Tablets, wholesome and
thoroughly clea sing cathariic, especial
ly comforting 10 stout persons. Frost 3
Pharmacy adv.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12
Tuesday, Mar. Is
atIO O'Clock "A III

The following property
One 3-yr. old Cow, freshened Sept 18Th.
3-yr. old HeIfer to freshen April 1st.
yr. old Cow, to freshen middle May
7-vr. old Cow, to fresh'n g ."
5-yr. old Cow, to freshen last of Apr.
2-yr. old i1eifer, to freshen May list,
tyr. old Mare, to foal i'm June bred
to TurLo; Brood Sow, ? Shotes, Pigs,
! Two Horse Wagon. with Hay and
Gravel Racks; One Horse Farm Wagon,
Double Work Harness l Heavy Work
Harness, TwO-horse Riding CultivatOr.
Corn Shelter, Imam Saw, l Crosscut
Saw, Wood Saw, 60 to 80 Apple Bar
rels. lot of extra Barrel Heads, ! Hay
Tedder, Deering IIorse-rake, Buggies .
seated Surrey, lot of 1 hu-hcl Onion
Crates . new extension Ladders Row
Boat, ! galvanized Steel Canoe, Barrel
Header, Iron RIke, Neck Yoke, large
Stone Barrels and several smaller ones.
Heavy Single Harness, Corn Planter,
New and OH Plows, Hand Cultivator,
Seed Drill, Sleigh, sets Of Sheds, ! Big
Iron Kettle, l-nearly new White Noun
tain Refrigerator, large Stewart Coal
Stove | No. s Stewart Kitchen Range
(nearly new, Lawn Mowers new. Fruit
Jars, Tables. Chairs, Kitchen Cabinet,
Sewing Machines, large Old Mahogany
Lounge, Churns, Ice Cream Freezer, Pair
Ice Tongs, Pick Axes Basket, Dishes Of
all kinds, one Spare Emerson Piano, and
all kinks of Household Furniture.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12
Children Cry
FOR FlETCHER'S
Q a 8 T Q RIA
Warner Sap Spout

the only perfect sap spout manufactured
begins early in the morning. runs late at
night, and runs several buckets full af
ter all other spouts have dried the tree
up. For sale by all dealers Manufact-
ured by GEO d. JARVIS & Co. Burlng-
ton, Vermont adv.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12

Women love clear, rosy complexion.
Burdock Blood BitLers is splendid for
purify ing the blood, clearing the skin.
restoring sound digestion. All drug
gists sell it, Price 81 00.-adv.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12
Floating Bridue.

Two bridges in city in India are
supported on large metal ranks, which
float Oh the water and accommodate
themselves to its rise and fall
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12
Some Paradoxaa.

The dumb man saw a wheel and
spoke; the deaf man saw a flock and
herd; the blind man bought a plane
and saw
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12
AUCTION

! will sell at public auction, at the Vol
ney Kelsey Farm, half mile north from
the Whiting Store in Whiting, VT
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-03-12
VOIney & Kelsey
and
Henry Kelsey, Est
NJ. X. MOORE, Auctioneer.
TER MS CASH
YOIney c Kelsey


If you want to raise a good crop Of
mice and insects that will damage the
orchard trees let the weeds and grass
lie thick on the ground
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
She Handed 1t to Him.

what dye think?" said Lucille, the
waitress in a New York hashery, as
she handed the newspaperman a nap
kin. "A teller comes in here a while
ago and says he's wrote song and
desecrated it to me. And what dye
think is the title of It? Lucille, !
Know You're Real Sounds like as if
there was some suspicion about my
figger or complexion. Don't you in
terpoiate it that way?" Il don't know"
well, I know. So says to him. You
needn't to make me the victim of any
of your songs He says, Why, it's
just a harmless little ditto Then he
says he'll have some oxtail soup and
some tongue. At that I hands him
one. It was an old one, but / just
couldn't resist What are you trying
to do-make both ends meet?' l asks.
'Aw, be NICE he says. Say something
soft So l glares at him and says
'custard pie And away he goes"
You're a bright one," said the news
paper man. Say, kid" replied Lu-
Gle, sometimes I'm so bright I'm all
most a shine"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
HOW DID HE KNOW THE SIZE?
Happy Thought Comes to Assistance
of Young Man Who Wished to
Purchase Jeweled Belt.

A man who had recently become en-.
gagged to a charming young girl
CHANGED to be in fashionable shop
when lis eye caught glimpse of a
jewejsd belt that seemed to him an &C
ceptAole gift for his fiancee. He asked
a c'erk to place an assortment of the
be:Is on the counter.
ladies belt?" queried the polite
salesman. Certainly, sir; what size?'
The young man blushed. Really
he stammered. Il don't know" Ano
he gazed about him helplessly for q
moment or so. Finally happy thought
appeared to strike him. Cant you lei
me have yardstick for a moment?'
he asked The yardstick being forth
coming, he placed it along the inside
CT his arm from shoulder to wrist
Then, looking up at the clerk, h
exclaimed triumphantly, i"Twenty
inches, Phil delphia Ledger.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
Gets Job: Dies First Day,

John J. Cullen had been out Of
work since January. Almost every
day he had applied for work from the
contractors building a bridge across
the Passaic river between Belleville
and Arlington, N. J.
An extra man was needed and the
contractors put Cullen to work
Pleased at getting a job, he worked
with zest until noon AS he was leav'
ing the bridge for lunch he fell into
the water a few feet from shore.
The water was shallow. Cullen
rose to his feet and staggered to
shore. Then he dropped again. When
men reached him he was dead He
was thirty-five years old, and lived
at ZIG Cleveland avenue, Harrison.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16

is the smallest walled town in the
world, as there existed strong feel
ing that we were in very grave danger
owing to the fact that it had been her
aided we had come to proselytize.
Some Mohammedans in San Francisco
had written to a high dignitary that
we might be expected and they hoped
every possible obstacle would be put
in our way, and as the Moro's idea of
an obstacle seldom falls short of death
you can see the danger was very real.
The first day we did go out, accom-
panied by the bishop and an armed es-
cort, we took the precaution to leave
note of instruction with Mr.. ELLIS,
the banker, telling what should be
done in case we did not return.
Yet we did go out and nothing hap
pened. And after few weeks both
Miss Young and myself went out quite
alone. When Miss Katherine Buffum,
also a volunteer, Joined us, she took
charge of our industrial class, which
was a great success, and Mrs. Tryon,
the trained nurse, started IL with a
will to assist Mr.. Thompson, who had
charge of the dispensary, supervised
by Col. Charles Lynch. BY the way,
we were told before it started that we
would be lucky if we had three pa
tients during a month. The first 80
days we treated nearly six hundred,
many coming from the other side of
the island This pleased us very much.
as it meant we had gained the conf
dence and were getting hold Of the
mountain people, who are quite differ
ent and much more difficult to get at
than the natives of Tulay.
To cut long story short, with the
exception Of Miss Young's illness and
return to the United States after few
months of very real work, during
which she and the-blshop Che was with
us the first few weeks) laid the foun-
dation of that which has been in the
providence of God a most wonderful
exhibition of what the Golden Rule can
accomplish, the work progressed graft
fyingly; but even the Golden Rule
might have failed if we had not been
able to call into play that other rule,
without which no real sympathy can
be given. / mean-to put yourself in
the other mans place, trying to see
things as he sees them and net as We
think he ought to see them.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
Strategy in Tongue inspection.

Everyone who has ever tried to get
a very small child to put out your
tongue" for inspection, or to open her
mouth wide, that the suspected tongue
might be viewed, knows how hard
matter it is to really see either the
condition of the tongue or tonsils, De-
cause the baby will not stralgnteh
out her tongue Or open her mouth Wlae
enough | have gotten around tnis
difficult by putting drop of honey
or molasses on the tip end or the
chiid's chin, and asking her to lick IL
off. The process of licking on gives
me a good, unhurried view OF
the straight, extended tongue; it also
causes her to open her mouth so wide
that can see her tonsils and the back
of her throat And all this without
worrying the baby, for she thinks 1t
is a game.-Good Housekeeping Mag
azine-
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
JEW HAD THE LAST WORD
Youths Who Thought to Have Fun
With Him Got Decidedly the
Worst of the Transaction.

There is more than one way of max
Ing retort without resorting to the
vulgar You're another"
+ A Jewish street-vender of spectacles
was offering his wares when half q
dozen saucy fellows stepped up.
Keep still; we'll have some fun
with him." said the spokesman of the
party.
"Shpectacles! Good vons!" called
the yender.
Dol yos soot" said the young man.
Now, what can you see through these
glasses, Mr.. Moses?"
Anything vot you like" was the
reply.
"Ish dot so? Well, we'll see about
that" He took pair of spectacles,
put them on, and looked straight at
the dealer. Nonsense, Mr.. Moses!"
he exclaimed. What have you been
telling us? Nothing whatever can be
seen through these glasses but black
guards, whereupon his companions
laughed.
.'Vot? Ish dot so?' exclaimed the
vender, as if in alarm. He took the
glasses, put them on hastily, and
looked at the party. my goodness"
he exclaimed, dot ish So" The party
moved on, but this time they were not
laughing.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
Marital Diplomacy,

Plunger-I felt awfully sorry for q
poor guy down at the exchange today
He lost five thousand on cotton and
all the boys were guying him, and as
he started off home they tainted him
with the prediction that his wife
would land on him roughly. The poor
chap acted as though he felt pretty
bad about it.
Mrs. Plunger (sympathetically)--
Poor fellow! No doubt he used his
best judgment, and if his wife turns
on him because of his reverses she
is not worthy to be called wife. But
who was the man?
Plunger-Why-er- was me-
Wonan's Home Companion.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
REMARK CAUSE OF GOODNESS
Young Woman Not Bit Surprised
When Man Proposed to Her, But
Everybody Else Was"

The two bosom friends met fortul-
Atously and rushed into mutually
JFond embrace.
\ "Oh, deariel" cried the first to get
1her breath, 81 so wanted to be the
Qfirst to congratulate you on your en-
3gagement! How mean you were not
| to give your dearest friend a hint as
Ito what was expected.
"Weii, dear, T.
"Now, don't tell me you concealed
things from me on purpose.
4
Il know. And that charming fiance
|of yours Weren't you perfectly sur
|prised to death when he proposed?"
Il can't say / was. Why should !
have been?"
Why, everybody else was"
A GOODNESS has now arisen.-Cleve'
land Plain Dealer
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
Going Too Far.

There is no way of conquering the
overbearing and dictatorial attitude OF
a man." remarked the determined
looking woman.
81 thought your husband favored
your ideas in most matters"
"He is tyrant at heart. asked
him whether he thought women
should be permitted to vote and he
said he thought they should be com
PEELED to do so"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
Not In His Line

Manager (of intelligence of1ce)--
What kind of place would you like
Cook Lady-Oh, a place where l cal
have anything l want, with but little
to do and no one to boss me.
Manager-You have strayed into the
wrong place. This is an employment
Office, not a matrimonial agency.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
Cause for COMPLAINT,

Mrs. Bigwig--The editor Of the
Daily Bazoo is a mean old thing, so
he is.
Bigwig-What's the trouble now?
Mrs. Bigwig-I sent him an account
lof our literary club meeting, in which
I referred to myself as being well
known in polite circles.
Bigwig-Well?
Mrs. Bigwig-The measly paper
said l was well known in police cir.
cleS."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
Hadn't Noticed.

First Gurgle-Did you notice that
good-looking fellow who sat right back
of us at the Orpheum?
Second Gurgle-Oh, the handsome
chap with the red necktie and tan
suit, who wore his hair pompadour?
No. Why?"-Nebraska Awgwan.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
InstaIIment Plan.

Bill-Thought you said you were
going to buy a COW?
Jill-Well, I'm doing it.
Where is it?'
"Over at my neighbours. I'm buying
on the installment plan. I've bought
! lot of the milk already"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
Knew Her.

"Can see the manager" asked
the caller.
why, he's just been called to the
telephone" replied the assistant.
''Will he be long?"
His wife said she just wanted to
speak to him for minute. l guess
he'll be back in an hour"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
Inevitable DisnIeasure.

There is no use of trying to please
Everybody" said the ready-made phi
Aosopher.
"B.t you don't make an effort of
Many kind"
\ There YOU are! You blame me for
Tbeing absolutely harmless"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
70 the Roini.

Her Father-Young man, must ask
your object in coming here so often?
Young Mani love your daughter,
sir. She is adorable, a queen.
Her Father-Then, l take it, your
object is to become her subject. Very
well, she's yours.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
Constant as the Polar Star.

Mrs. Muldooly-Th' throuble wild my
husband is that he niver sticks to any
IAN thing more'n a week.
Mr. McGroggin-Ye do him inJoos-
fee, Mrs. Mu1dooly. Oh niver saw
Nrmer man than your husband phwin
comes to a strike.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
Too Risky.

'eWhy didn't you employ that beau
sIfui stenographer?'
Didn't care to take the risk. She
was sure to break a lot of hearts in
the office. and then ! s'pose I'd be held
under tie employers liability law"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
In HARMONY,

You'll find the place very easy
Mary. We have an electric washer
tnd an electric mangle and an electric
Its no place for me ma am. I'm
Mo- slow an old-fashioned. What you
Need is a live WIRE
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
Reason for Speed.

Rankin-Beanbrough has bought
himself $4,000 racing car.
Phyle-But he couldn't afford one
worth half that amount.
Rankin-That's why he bought 1t.
He wants something that can go fast
enough to keep away from the collec-
tors.-Puck.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
More Practical.

"And so you were born and raised
in quaint old country town." said
the soubrette. 81 suppose your
thoughts frequently turn to the old
kvillage green?"
Nothing doing in that direction
replied the low comedian. "It keeps
me busy thinking of the dear old long
green these days"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
His Proposal.

Can you wash.clothes ?" asked the
ltimid young lover.
Whats that?" asked the surprised
amaiden.
Can you wash dishes?'
Say, thought this was a proposal
r of marriage? What do you run, any,
\ way-a laundry or a restaurants"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1915-04-16
kisnEamilv Tree.

Andy-And you say that is a pic
@ure of your family tree?
Sandy-It is.
\ But the tree has no foliage on it,
mo, you see, I'm Scotch descent
ghnd my ancestors wore kits and went
througn the winter with bare limbs.