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Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-12-16
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while learning. Only the most
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a limited time we are Offering q
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College, is W. 9th st., X. O., MO.
Write for Catalogue.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-12-16

Please mention The Monthly Magazine
Section when writing advertisers.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-12-16

OF ordinary farm Implements the
sulky plow has the shortest life in years
but ranks second only to the walking
plow in total days of service rendered.
Its life is a little over years, while
it's total of days work is 119, as COM
pared with liz years and 224 days
for the walking pillow.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-12-16
Increase the Fertility
of Your Land
Haze your soil analysed

Many soils only need small amount OF one constituents
added to greatly increase fertility Find out ABOUT your
- ,onA Tbats rational farming Then buy the kind OF
,ar,zer the analysis We give you the results IN
form that means something you Write for sampns In
structions and prices
official Chemists for the Illinois State
Board of Agriculture
the ILLINOIS CHEMICAL LABORATORY
44O South Dearborn Street
Chicago, Illinois
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1915-12-16

The cost of keeping a calf during Its
first four weeks is nearly double that OF
any other four-week period Of its life.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
GOOD SUGGESTION FOR EMMY
Some May Insist, However, That u Is
Possible She Didn't Need the
Exercise.

Emmy brought in an armful OF wood
for the fire.
MY dear" said her husband. you
shouldn't do that"
She lifted the heavy case of berries
to the table and sat down to look them
over.
I'D help you If wasn't waiting for
Bates TO come over and look at the
new FLY"
The grocer's boy deposited n dollars
worth of sugar on the floor and Emmy
TOOK 1t up and put 1t In the sugar pail
ON the lower pantry shelf.
You really shouldn't" said her hus.
band.
Finally she lugged the iron preserve
kettle to the sink for the last time and
went out for another pail of water
Il hate TO see you lift so, Emmy
My, how many glasses have you got +?
It's my favorite jam. III get you n
case of cherries tomorrow"
Emmy went on getting up hearty
supper.
Seems as If YOU didn't eat much, a"
commented her husband. Don't you
want TO walk down with me tonight
while | finish that rubber with Stet.
son? The exercise will do you good"
The Craftsman.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
8 e Up
9Rl2ainTf

And il paint up why not do II so
II will LAST and PAY?
Painting is another art preservs
tive" Rightly done, il saves repair.
adds TO length OF property-life. in
creases property-attractivity brings to
the tenants lips the pleased smile. to
the righteous landlord the wholesome
feeling of duty well performed.
Between ourselves. there's room for
lots on lots of paint here in Ourtown.
Well applied. in colors judiciously Sc
lected, il would conceal a multitude OF
architectural and sanitary sins from
the discerning eyes of tourists pass
ing this way.
Look over your OWN house. or
home. or business structure.
Don't YOU agree? Try our prescrip-
tion-"Clean Up and Paint Up"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
INDICATIONS OF
AN EARLY SPRING
Great Prosperity Ahead for
Western Canada.

The most recent advices from all
points in Western Canada report that
conditions are apparent for an early
spring. Farmers are going over the
implements, getting their seeders
ready for operation, the plows in shape
for extended breaking. and there is a
general optimism. A great many new
settlers have already arrived, and the
reports from Canadian Government
agents in the United States point to
the TACT that in a few days there will
begin the usual emigration from va
rious OF the Central and Western
states. From the Eastern states the
number of farmers going to Canada
Will be greater than in any past year.
There has been a fairly large snow
fall during the winter. which will
greatly add to the precipitation of
last fall, which in the opinion of old.
timers was in itself sufficient to in
sure good crop during the present
year.
There will be very little titled land
that will be without crop this year.
The authorities, though, are pleading
with the farmers to seed only such
land as has had careful preparation for
rich as is the soil OF Western Canada,
1t is no more fitted to produce good
crops uncultivated than is that of any
other land anywhere else. There
have been accounts of failures in some
portions of the agricultural districts Of
Western Canada. and also reports of
small yields in some districts A good
deal OF this Is accounted for from the
fact that Notwithstanding the advice
OF men Of experience, there are farm
ers who will persist in seeding land not
properly prepared. This may be done
this year, but those who cultivate on
reasonable and logical methods will
be certain of paying crop There is
every reason to believe that the high
prices OF all kinds OF grain will con
tinue.
With thousands and thousands OF
acres OF land waiting for the husband.
man to bring it forth with a crop, it
is no wonder that Western Canada is
continuing TO prove such an inviting
field for the agriculturist
Seventy million dollars is a con
servative estimate Of orders which
came to Canada as the direct result
OF the war. Governments Of the al
lies have been placing large orders in
Canada and buying huge quantities OF
supplies for cash.
The total value OF exports TO Eu.
rope from Canada has Jumped about
10 per cent since the war started,
while in certain lines the increases
have been enormous.
Therefore the results OF the demand
Of the allies for war and other material
Is beginning TO be felt in the financial
life Of the Dominion There is a marked
activity In many commercial liues, and
conditions are fast becoming normal
Western Canada is receiving a rela-
tive benefit to the East Advertise
ment
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14

necessity Of the use OF paint. Beauty
and economy are the reasons dweIt
upon by the Government experts. Add
70 beauty and economy the fact that
paint has a sanitary value, and the
arguments apply with added force To
the big cities
The house that is painted Is the bet.
ter for It, A neighborhood that has
cleaned up and painted up is a better
one in which to live. Paint makes for
self-respect and justifisble Drids.-st
Louis Republic.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14

CPRiNGTfME. despite the Their
~ mometer's recent evidence. is
really here
Even the abject stir about their
wretched premises. plant morning
giories and such simple flowers in
their tiny spaces of ground, straighten
mp the leaning pickets left from the
kindiing needs of the later frosty
mornings. Good housewives tie tow
els about their heads, grid up. their
narrow skirts and chase the dust OF
winter from their rooms. The LATEST
pick and trifle with their belongings
TO fix themselves better TO face the
changing seasons.
Cleanup" Is the phrase.
Why not enlarge it? Why not
paint up7''
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
Thcn-and Now.

'Souabbling and fghting-there's
another very frequent cause OF d.
vorce." said Prof. l.. Watts lngersoli.
i'm an address before the Cleveland
Antidivorce league.
"A man had been hailed before N
Cleveland magistrate for nonsupport
or some such fault.
But, let me sse.' the Judge said.
aren't YOU the chap who was married
in cage OF wild man.eating tigers
and leopards?'
Yes. your honor. I'm the man.
was the reply
Exciting. wasn't it, said the jus
tice.
well. your honor said the man.
1t seemed so then. II wouldn't now ="
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
SeIf-Respect and Paint

thousand American cities and
towns have taken up the National
Clean Up and Paint Up Campaign. It
civic. commercial and women's organ
iEstions all over the nation. The cit
ies that have made themselves a part
o. the movement are cleaner and bet
ter cities because OF It.
From time to time the Department
~ Agriculture urges upon the people
~ the country and the small tNwn the
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
AS II Seemed to Fitzstop.

Was you father "a pirate?" asked
young Fitzstop of the girl of his choice
at a clandestine meeting, after the
old sea captain had urged his exit
from the family mansion OH the hill
by the use OF his pedal extremity.
No, my darling" was the reply.
why do you Ask"
He seemed to me to be good deal
of freebooter said the young man,
renectively.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
An Easy Qlsnuiae

An impecunious young man OF this
town was being attended to by a bar.
Der whose chair fronted the street
when the youth observed coming one
Of his creditors. no less IA person than
ais tailor. who had been Offering vari-
GUS threats OF personal violence If his
account were not settled.
"Haas.' gasped the youth. "lather
NE up quick! Lather me to the eyes!
Here comes my tailor"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
What She Would Do

The Houston school children we're
learning to speak "Old Ironsides." and
one little lass when she came to the
line: Aye, tear her tattered ensign
down." was heard to declaim with
deep feeling: I'D tear her tattered
inside out!'-Houston Post.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
MnnH Children are Shelby

Mother Grny's Sweet Powders for Children
Break UP Colds In - hours, relieve Feverish-
ness, Headache, Stomach Troubles Teethinp
Disorders, move and regulate the bowels, and
Destroy Worms. They are so pleasant to take
children like them. Used by others for 6yrars.
At all drugRists, 25c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address, A. s. olmsted, lie Roy, N. y.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
Placing the ResponslbiIltx

I'D get along better with my dane,
ing, said Uncle Flopsole If ] could
get hold of the right tune"
What's the matter?"
There isn't a piece in the whole
music box that doesn't get cut Of time
70 the way ] dance"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
THE COLONIES GOLD MINE

Out in Gregory County, South Dakota.
lives Colonel johnson, the famed Alfalfa
King of that great section.
About thirty years ago he left Wisconsin
for that domain. All he had was willing
hands, clear brain and a bright vision.
Today he - the owner of thousands Of
acres, president of several banks
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
"Clean Up and Paint Up."
BY Rev. A. z. stockdaIe.

- 0tOCHOdie.
Do the pavings need a sweep?
Is the lawn the kind TO keep?
If you really want to sleep
With a resty, easy wink,
Clean 'em up-Paint 'em up!
Are the window glasses gray?
Wash EN- up-Wash 'em upi
Has the rubbish gone astray?
Burn it up-Burn it up!
Buy a little spade and rake.
Give the muscles all a shake.
For the lawn and gardens sake,
Never mind the pain and ache,
And Ourtown will in a day
Be cleaned up to stay.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14

a good business manager is the one
who manages to let the other fellow
do the work.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14

no you find bit of dust?
- Clean it up! Clean it up!
Do you see a blight OF rust?
Rub it up! Rub it up!
II the paint is getting old,
New and fresh is being sold,
For the town has now heen told
In a slogan clear and bold
That she surely, surely must
Clean it up-Paint it up.
Are some buildings on the blink?
Clean EN- up-Paint 'em up
Are the spoutings in a kink?
Slick err up-Spic 'em up,
Are the ashes in a heap?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
Consolation.

She-My husband seems to be wan
dering in his mind
He-Well. he can't stray far.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14

Happiness is not the one final aim
OF this world. 1t is the complete de-
yelopment OF our faculties.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14

The Cough is what hurts, but the tickle il
to blame. Deans Mentholated Cough Drops
stop the tickle-5c at good Druggists
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14

HoXsIE's CROJP REMEDY. 4 CERTAIN
cure for congcstiye colds. no opium. 5Oc-Ady
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14

Most particular women use Red Cross
Ball Blue. American made. Sure To please
At all good grocers Adv.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
hasis for D Garden

What are YOU and your little
friends doing out there in the back
yard. Tommy"
We're the allies ma, an we're dig
gin trenches"
Well. don't dig the trenches TOO
deep. and III ask your father to drop
a few seeds in them"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14

n It were not for politics lots Of lazy
men would starve 10 death
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
A Peach.
is she pretty ?"

is she prettyY
Pretty! Say, a one1egged man
would offer her his seat in a street
car"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14

From Warsaw to Berlin is a dis
lance OF 398 miles.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14

He has found n veritable gold mine in
his thousand-acre Alfalfa field, and what Il
OF particular interest TO you and me in
that his first Alfalfa Seed, twenty-five
years ago or more, was purchased from the
The Colonel says: "The best paying crop
In hay, or grass, or pasture food is Alfalfa.
1t outranks everything in money value
Salzer's Alfalfa is good on your own
farm, for three to five tons Of rich hay
per acre, and with the aid of Nitrogen"
tsee my catalog) its growth is absolutely
certain.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14

Are the new people neighborly?"
"Neighborly? should say not,
Their hired girl is deaf and dumb
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14

your OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOD
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, WRtery
MS Nv. co,nfart Xy,tt 70 M
BY mail Free Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
Aeeordlna TO the Lines

According to the Times.
y say, old boy. have you a flyer H.
lend for week or so?"
Here's church member note"
What kind might that be?"
one that IS bound 10 keep lent"
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Or Send 12c

And we will mail you our
big Catalog and six generous
packages of Early Cabbage,
Carrot, Cucumber, Lettuce,
Radish, Onion-furnishing lots
and lots of juicy delicious
Vegetables during the early
Spring and Summer.
Or send 20 John a. SnIzer
Seed Co., Box III, La
Crosse, Wis, twenty cents
and receive both above colIec-
lions and their big catalog.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-04-14
For 1oe In Postage

We gladly mail our Catalog
and sample package of Ten Fa-
nous Farm Seeds, including
Speltz, "The Cereal Wonder"
Rejuvenated White Bonanza
Oats, The Prize Winner" Bill
hon Dollar Grass; Teosintc,
the Silo Filler, Alfalfa, ETC.,
etc.
The Denver star., 1915-02-20
LARAMIE NEWS.

The Art club met with Mrs. Carrie
e. Jones Thursday. All the ladies are
doing very nicely in their work. A
nice lunch was served. We are al
ways glad to meet with Mrs. Jones
because we are always sure of some
thing good to eat, as Mrs. Jones is a
fine cook
Mrs. Mary Ramsey, the missionary.
wishes to thank her many friends for
the beautiful Xmas and New Year
cards sent her, which were appreci-
ated very much.
We regret the leaving of Mr.. Ed
McGill, who has been in our city for
quite a while. We wish him success
Wherever he may go and hope he may
return soon
The Denver star., 1915-02-20
TRINIDAD. NEWS.

Miss Clara Seymour of Colorado
Springs and Mrs. c. A Woodard of
Ration were the guests of Messrs ].
j. Seymour and A. j. Seymour last
week They left Tuesday for their
homes.
Misses Ethel and Hattie Sutton
spent several days in Forbes, the
guests of Miss Ethel Jackson
Mr.. and Mrs. G. Whitney and
daughter. Miss Ethel Jackson, expect
to leave soon for an extensive visit
with relatives in Kentucky, Tennes-
see and Illinois,
The ladies of the Baptist church,
A. NJ. E. church, Eastern Star and s
NJ. It's raised $50 last Friday for the
Colored Orphanage and Old Folks
Home at Pueblo. An excellent pro-
gram was rendered at the A NJ. E.
church at night. Mrs. d. j. Watson
was present and delivered an address
Sunday being Aliens day. the A
c. E. League rendered an excellent
musical program at night. The best
talent in the city took part in the pro-
gram, which was arranged by Mrs. G..
NJ. Jordan.
Last Sunday was quarterly meeting
day. Rev. DOnohoo delivered two
powerful sermons during the day At
night large number of members
communed. Under the leadership of
Mrs. ]. Blackwood. the members OF
Grace chapel have presented the
church with an individual communion
set.
Mr.. and Mrs. Royal of Denver are
here to remain for while.
Mrs. J. NJ. Stone entertained Mrs.
c. A. Woodard and Miss C. Seymour
at a o'clock dinner Monday
Messrs. B. ]. Webb, A. j. Seymour.
R. Brooks and L. Bryant entertained
the members of the younger set at a
dancing and card party Thursday
night at the home of Mr.. and Mrs A.
J. Bryant. The hosts served a two
course luncheon.
Messrs. A. ]. Seymour and B. ].
Webb entertained Monday night in
honor of Miss e. Seymour and Mrs
c. A. Woodara. About twenty guests
were present. The hosts served
dainty two-course luncheon.
Mrs. J. NJ. Stone has sent out invi-
tations to fifty ladies for a reception
to be given at her home Feb. IS
The Denver star., 1915-02-20
FOREIGN MISSION BOARD.
escrstary L. q. Jordan to Hold Series
Of Missionary Conferences.

escrstary L. q. Jordan to Hold Series
Of Missionary Conferences.
The first OF a series OF missionary
auspices Of the foreign mission board
Of the national Baptist convention will
se held in the Sixth Baptist church.
Kev. DR.. J. W. Goodgame. pastor,
birmingham. Ala. Monday and Tues.
day. Feb. 1915. All Evangelical min
tters are invited to these conferences
There are 2.1OO Baptist ministers in
alabama. Granting that there are a
thousand ministers in the other de
ere more than 5000 ministers of our
tace in Alabama. Any OF these at
tending the conference will get n new
'ision OF his responsibilities rs II min
i.ter and leader OF the people.
DR.. l.. G. Jordan. corresponding sec
retary of the foreign mission board.
las secured the cooperation Of the
iaymen's movement Of New York and
s number OF other jealous workers in
should attend these meetings for his
cwn mental and spiritual Improvement
slong lines of mission work ut home
snd abroad.
A committee OF arrangements hss
heen appointed by the Birmingham
churches. and every effort II being
made to get in touch with and bring
e0gether in large numbers the minis.
tsrial fratesnlty Of Alabama
The Denver star., 1915-02-20
DlNGE MecARTY BREAKS ARM ON
BELLS HEAD, LOSES GO.
Sustains Fracture in Fourth Round
When Victory Seemed Assured.

After having all the better of the
first three rounds of his battle last
night with Kid Bell. Dinge McCarty
broke his left arm in the fourth round
and had to quit.
The first two rounds were Dinge's
by shade. Both showed cleverness
and were willing to mix at all times
AS the bell rang for the third round
Dinge rushed in and landed a hard
right swing to the jaw, putting Bell
to the mat. AS he got up he was put
down three more times with rights
to jaw. once for the count of four and
twice for the count of nine. At the
gong Bell was rushed to his corner
by his seconds and it looked as if it
was payday for him.
In the fourth round Bell made
dying Rush at Dinge, and before he
could get out of his corner let go
rights and lefts to face and body.
Dinge returned with hard left
swing that caught Bell on the head
AS the blow connected Dinge's arm
fell to his side and it could be seen
that there was something the matter
with him. He stood in his own cor
ner trying to cover up and making no
attempt to hit back until the referee
gave the fight to Bell. A doctors ex-
animation showed a clean snap above
the elbow.
The semi-windup was between Kid
Keys and Kid Stanley and was called
draw at the end OF six rounds,
In the first bout Kid Ramsey
knocked out Rough-House Wilson in
the sixth round.
A battle royal between FIVE colored
boys was called a draw after ten min
utes Of lighting. About 800 fans saw
the bouts. All the boys that took
part were colored.
The Denver star., 1915-02-20

Again Five Points was set ablaze
with red hot enthusiasm OF fistic
knowledge and information. Each
fan had his choice and each choice
seemed to be a favorite, so that the
Five Points Amusement club easily
stirred up the Points" Kid Bell and
Kid Dinge came in for the lions share
of discussion as to whether one would
or could last the ten rounds. Then
Stanley and Kid Keyes of Texas drew
considerable favorable comment. as
did Rough House Wilson and Kid
Ramsey of Five Points.
About 500 fight fans crowded Fern
hall to see this exciting sport. We
now turn to the sporting editor of the
Morning News for his unbiased opin-
ion of the fiStic events.
The Denver star., 1915-02-20
Business Directory

merchant succeed must expand his
= his ideas The necessary compliments to each
other and should go hand in hand consequently the
Progressive and Practical man of affairs of this
age is continually the watch for
ideas and unexplored territories for the
introduction of his commodities
All merchants and business whose ad appears this
directory patronage Give it to them and
cav YOU saw their .'ad' in The Denver Star 1t en-
courages them to advertise N our race papers
ness either don't care for it feel that
they will get it without solicitation.
The Denver star., 1915-02-20

Our advertisers want your trade.
Those who do not ask for it In The
Star certainly care little, II at all,
for 1t. Therefore, we urge our read.
ers and all Of our friends to patronlze
those who ask for your trade In this
paper.
The Denver star., 1915-02-20
NOTICE! PROGRAM ADVERTISING

Hereafter all matter or copy for ad-
vertlsins programs MUST BE IN OUR
OFFICE ONE WEEK BEFORE the
event In order for us to render satIe'
faction and give q first class Job.
Such work cannot be rushed out IN
less time and bs satisfactory to all
concerned. Kindly take notice and
govern yourselves accordingly
The Denver star., 1915-02-20

DR.. T. e. MccLAIN, DENTIST,
As.MovED HIS OFFICES TO 313H
kTTREDGE BLDG, WHERE HE
WILL BE PLEASED TO SEE HIS
FORMER PATRONS. TAKE ELE.
vATOR, GET OFF THIRD FLOOR.
The Denver star., 1915-02-20

Because the Sullivan Bird and
Flower store always patronizes col
ored business, is the reason he gets
the bulk of the coIored trade. He
gives them a square deal. Flowers
furnished for Sundays, lodges, mar
riaqes, funerals, etc. Very reason
able. Get our prices. Call m. 24s8.
The Denver star., 1915-02-20

The true art OF salesmanship Is to
sell something at a price that has
profit in It; a price that the quality
and selling value OF your article Do
mands.
Anyone can give goods away.
Read and Boost the star.
The Denver star., 1915-02-20
LIVER REGULATES THE eooY-A
SLUGGISH LIVER NEEDS CARE.

Someone has said that people with
chronic liver complaint should be
shut up away from humanity, for they
are pessimists and see through a
glass darkly." Why? Because men
tai states depend upon physical
states. Biliousness, headaches. dizzi-
ness and constipation disappear after
using DIR. Kings New Life Pills. Csc,
at your druggist.
The Denver star., 1915-02-20

The Denver Star collector will cal
at your door. Kindly receive him
with q smile. pay him and wish him Q
long and prosperous year Of most sue
cessful collections. Please cooperate
with us ! nthis matter.
The Denver star., 1915-02-20

The road to success is long and
straight, and crooks" who try to fol-
low it always fall down at some point
in it, and when they least expect it
Don't be afraid to be honest; it pays
best in the end.