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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-18

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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-18

Sarah J. Cape. Mount Pelia, Tenn, says. I
suffered the pains and distress of catarrh for
thirteen years and needless to state, tried nearly
every method. But by your new method I was
eo5eefSIy cured and you cannot imagine the JOY
that has come over me-"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
DREADFUL PAINS
GREAT SUFFERING
Was the Lot Of This Lady Who Tells
The Story Of How She Re-
covered Her Health.

Dallas, N. C.-Mrs. Thomas Davis,
Of this place, says: About two years
ago. when was eighteen years old,
was in bad condition from womanly
troubles. fell OF until l weighed not
more than IS lbs.
I suffered dreadful pains in my hips,
sides and abdomen. for about days
out Of every month.
I couldn't sleep at night. and the
pains were so dreadful / couldn't lie
down for the blood would seem to
rush to my head.
I felt must have some relief. for
it seemed that the awful suffering
would surely kill me.
l had read of what Cardui had done
for others, and thought would try it.
After the use of one bottle. the
pains had entirely stopped and I was
able to sleep.
After using four bottles, was q
well woman, was regular, got back
my flesh, and l now weigh 126 lbs;
and am able to do all my work with
out any trouble.
l certainly recommend Cardui to
suffering women. for / know it cured
me.
My friends who saw me when I
weighed IS pounds and would see me
now, would know what Cardui had
done for me-"
Try Cardui-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
TO ABANDON ONE.CR0P IDEA
Cotton Planters Convinced Il Is Not
Wise to Place Dependence Upon
Single Staple.

After twenty or thirty years Of agi-
tation the South has decided to aban-
don the one-crop idea. The war in Flu
rope is credited with convincing the
cotton planters that it is not wise to
place all dependence upon a single
staple. says Providence Journs, Re-
ports from the agricultural depart
ments of the southern states indicate
that there is general interest in food
crops, and that the farmers in the
cotton belt will enjoy greater prosper
ity this year than in 1914, even though
change in the European situation
should increase the demand for tex
tiles.
The South is in a good position to
raise cattle and other food supplies.
Increasing population insures a good
market for all of these Qat can be
produced. and as yet there is nothing
to warrant the fear that they will not
give fair profits. There is room
enough in the South for both cotton
and other crops. and the wonder is
that the people of that part Of the
country failed to see the advantages
of diversity many years ago.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
TOO MUCH FOR JUDGE GARY
Youthful Lawyer Made Technical Err
ror in Billiard Contest With
Legal Veteran.

Judge Martin, as young lawyer and
on first arrival in Chicago, thought
himself fortunate in gaining an intro
duction to Judge Gary-the Gary who
tried the anarchists. The Judge took
a shine to the young chap and pro-
posed a game of billiards, wherein
Martin made a technical error that
he remembered for long. Gary played
an old mans game. and Martin then
as now. was particularly handy with
a cue.
Picture a contest of thirty-four
points with four balls on a Az by 8
table. The Judge (barely bending),
with a childish bridge and a nerve
less stroke, missed his first shot. Mar
tin, in shirtsleeves, crouched over the
table like a jockey plotting a winner,
and applied himself to rolling up a
run. He had counted fifteen or twen-
ty when he turned and saw the Judge
disappearing through the door and
moving with ruffled dignity.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04

Most of us fool ourselves more than
we do anyone else.
1t is always best to be dilatory in
the exercise of malice.
Good intentions fail to ameliorate
the boreness of bore.
Charity for yourself will hardly
cover a multitude of sins.
He is a doughhead of a husband
who Is ruled by a rollingpin.
Live within your income. but don't
sponge on the world in doing it.
He is a genius who can grin and
look important at the same time.
There are some men whose abuse is
less obnoxious than their fiattery.
The empty head. like the vacant
house, is always filled with ghosts.
The worst foe to religion is the NAL
practice of it. (Stick a pin in hereD
Cast your alfalfa before swine, and
your wife can wear pearls il she wants
'em.
You cannot measure ones kind
heartedness by his loquacity. (Get
meD
When a man burns the candle at
both ends he gets a smoky view of
things.
Lots of men are so conservative"
they never exert themselves to any
account.
Are the boys and girls signed up for
this years corn. bread. pig and other
contests?
Too often virtue consists in abstain
ing from the thing we have no banker
ing to do.
The gasoline-fed hired man some
times shirks. but he never leaves or
jaws back.
A good many men who are popular
socially are not so popular in their
own homes.
The most harmless liar is the one
whom nobody believes; he harms no
one but himself.
II you want to be sure to be re-
membered by your friends. borrow
money from them.
When a fellow soft soaps you. he is
liable to massage your pocketbook. If
you don't watch out.
There is no blanket rule, big enough
to cover all cases. by which to win
success. It's good plan to carry ones
own blanket
By a young mans gait one can tell
whether or not he is going too fast;
by an old mans gait about how fast
ard far he has gone.
Bear in mind the fact that early pas
ture has little nutriment and needs to
be supplemented with liberal morn
ing and night ration.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
FIND OUT
The Kind Of Food that will Keep You
Well.

The true way is to find out what is
best to eat and drink, and then Guilt
vate taste for those things instead
Of poisoning ourselves with improper,
indigestible food, etc.
A conservative Mass. woman writes:
II have used Grape-Nuts 5 years for
the young and for the aged; in sick
ness and in health; at first following
directions carefully, later in variety
of ways as my taste and judgment
suggested.
But its most special, personal Zen.
eft has been as q substitute for meat,
and served dry with cream when rheu-
matte troubles made 1t important for
me to change diet.
Served in this way with the add
ton Of a cup of hot Postum and little
fruit 1t has been used at my morning
meal for six months, during which
time my health has much improved.
nerves have grown steadier, and .
gradual decrease in my excessive
weight adds greatly to my comfort"
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
Greek. Mich. Read THE Road to Well
ville." in pkgs. There's q Reason"
Ever read the above letters A new
enc appears from time to time. They
efs genuine. trues and fan 0f hunaD
Ateeeot.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
FARMERS SHOULD HAVE PLAN
Attention of Those Interested in Farm
ing Should Be Called to the
Necessity of Basis.

The attention of the farmers and
those interested in the farmers and In
farming should be called to the neces-
sity of putting the farming business
on a community or district basis,
states A. l.. Paschall, farm adviser fol
Cochise and Santa Cruz counties OF
the agricultural extension service Uni
versity of Arizona college of agricul.
ture. and the U. s. department of ag-
riculture Such a system is necessary
for tfe Standardization of products.
the economical purchase of supplies
and the efficient distribution and prof
liable sale of products.
In order to realize a profit from
farming there are generally two i'm
portant consider tons other than the
improvement of the farm unit:
I. Local Markets.
There is some complaint among the
farmers that the local or nearby deal
ers will not buy or handle their prod
ucts In some cases this is perhaps
justifiable A better understanding
and closer cooperation between the
dealers, consumers and producers
would be of advantage to all How
ever, the consumers make certain de-
mands of the dealers. and in order to
supply these the dealers must know
where they can get the supplies In
sufficient quantities. Of uniform quail.
ity and as cheap as possible. For in
stance. II a far, IT brings in to a To-
cal dealer a few sacks of red pota-
toes, when the dealers customers
want white potatoes. he should not
expect the dealer to buy. Further
more. the dealer wants a regular de-
pendable supply of produce. so that
he can meet the requirements OF his
customers at all times. The producer
can meet the dealers demands by
studying the markets. organizing and
cooperating to supply them.
2. Distant Markets.
In order to develop the agricultural
areas of these counties and to find
sale for the products other markets
than the local ones must be consid-
cred However. in supplying these.
practically the same requirements as
those which apply to the local markets
must be considered. The markets.
soil and other local conditions must
be studied. What can be produced
profitably to ship in carload or train
load lots?
Let us get together and study this
matter in businesslike way. Let us
know what you are producing. in what
quantities. with what success or fail
ure. We desire to make a detailed
study of as many farms as possible,
but we cannot reach them all In this
way in a short time BY studying our
soil, water supply and other local con-
ditions and our successes or failures.
and bringing these data together in
systematic manner. much can be &C
complished toward solving the prob
lens of making our farms pay.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
Couldn't Part.

Louis Halle was a colonel on Gov.
ernor Yates staff. and in that capacity
a part Of an inaugural parade All the
colonies had uniforms a-plenty, but it
was decided to rely upon the Wash
ington supply of horses instead of TAX
ing the mounts along.
The governor sat on his horse await
ing the parade formation. and from
time to time an orderly would gallop
up with an official communication. On
each occasion Colonel Halle was by
his side. At last the governor OBJ
served:
Colonel Halle. 1 see no necessity
for your sticking to this orderly in
the performance of his duties"
There isn't any," admitted Halle,
but, you see, our horses are a life
long team"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
Had Him Guessing.

Walter Roberts, the theatrical man,
is usually ready with a quick answer
to any question that is put to him, but
once upon a time he was clearly non
plused. A woman had approached
the ticket window and said:
Il would very much like to know If
the show which is now going on is
moral and proper"
Walter cast a scrutinizing glance at
his Questioner. but that was all.
why don't you answer my ques-
ton. young mani" demanded the lady
at the window.
Because. madam, frankly speak
Ing" said Walter, hesitating, I'm not
a good enough judge Of human nature
to'know which way to answer without
Losing a patron. louisville Times.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
FACE COVERED WITH
PIMPLES ALL HER LIFE

Nov. %. 1914:-"All my life my face
was covered completely with q mass
of pimples. blackheads and blotches. I
spent a lot of money on numerous
remedies and treatments without sue
cess and no relief at all. I tried so
many things that was afraid my case
could not be cured. Resinol ointment
and resinol soap seemed to do me good
right from the first. I used two jars
of resinol ointment and some resinol
soap, the total cost being only $500,
and this completely cured my case.
My skin is without blemish, and I
am the possessor of beautiful COM
plexion." (Signed) Mabel Ayres. Stone
Mountain, Va. All druggists sell resinol
soap and resinol ointment.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
SAVED FROM knife BY
WONDERFUL REMEDY
Fearing an Operation, Fannie Rupert
Tries Treatment and Laughs
At Surgeons.

Fannie Rupert of Linville. Ark, SUI
fered from stomach troubles and d.
gestive arrangements Of years stand
ing. Her condition was serious and
doctors urged an operation. She
feared that because Of her age.
She took Mayr's Wonderful Remedy
and right away her appetite came
back and her health improved rapidly.
She wrote:
Il received your remedy and 1t has
done all that you said it would do.
81 feel better than I have for twen-
ty-five years, and the doctor said there
was no cure for me except an opera
ton, and was too old. My friends
are astonished at the way eat now"
Mayr's Wonderful Remedy gives per-
manent results for stomach, liver and
intestinal ailments. Eat as much and
whatever you like. No more distress
after eating. pressure Of gas in the
stomach and around the heart. Get one
bottle Of your druggist now and try 1t
on an absolute guarantee-if not salts
factory money will be returned.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
DANGEROUS CA[0ME[
IS SELDOM SOLD NOW
Ca|oe Savaes! Makes You Sick and You Lose Days Work
Dodsons Liver Tone Acts Better Than Caome| and Is Harm
less for Men, Women, Children Read Guaranteed

Every druggist in the Southyour druggist every
bodys druggist has noticed great falling-on in the
sale of calomel They all give the Dod-
sons Liver Tone is taking its place.
"Calomel is dangerous and people know it while
Dodsons Liver Tone is safe and gives better results"
said prominent druggist. Dodson's Liver Tone
personally guaranteed by every druggist and medicine
dealer. large famlysized bottle costs only so
and IL find it doesn't take the place Of dangerous.
back
Dodson's Liver Tonic is a peasant-tasting, purely
vegetable remedy harmless both children and adults
Take a spoonful at night and wake up feeling fine
sick headache, biliousness, ague. sour stomach
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
The Watts Variation.

Alfred Watts, the young futurist
poet, was lunching with his publisher
at Broadway restaurant recently,
and while waiting for his bill he
amused himself by matching quarters
with his host. After several dollars
had changed hands, the publisher
looked through the window at one of
those entertaining little Detroitobiles
standing at the curb, and said, face
tiously:
I'll match you for that car, Alfred"
Mr.. Watts tossed back his much
photographed golden name, and re.
marked, with his characteristic drawl.
Jaw, don't be a piker! I'll match
you for two dollars"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
LOOK FOR COTTON SURPRISE
Millions of Soldiers in Europe viii
Have to Be Supplied With Cloth
ing When Weather Changes.

"The situation in the cotton bust.
ness Is about what I have steadily
predicted" said former cotton man
to a Birmingham Accelerate repre-
sentative the other day, "and from
now on we may look for something
surprising to many interested in the
staple
81 believe cotton will sell for 1871
cents in July and IS cents in August
base my predictions upon the fol-
lowing facts: The normal demand for
spinnable cotton over the entire world
before the present war began was ap-
proximately 15.5OO.OOO bales, every.
thing running The mills consumed
for two years previous to September
1. 1914. $1,000. 900 bales and also large
carrying over from previous years
Not for a decade or two had the de-
mand for cotton come as near alb
sorbing the crop offering as in the
two years named-1913-1914 These
crops were marketed at an average
price for both crops Of 1920 cents for
middling. Today there are more cot
ton spindles either running or await
ing cotton than ever before Those
making army cloths are pressed to the
limit in this country and in Europe.
Russia and Japan. When the warm
weather sets In millions Of soldiers
will have to be supplied with cotton
clothing: every two weeks, tits said.
there must be a new outfit for those
on the firing line: winter clothing
will have to be discarded Hospital
demands for bed linen bandages and
clothing will steadily increase.
"The manufacture Of explosives will
consume near 100000 bales: some of
this will be linters. but a good part
OF the 100000 bales of linters is 60
ing into upholstery and mattress max
ing: much Of It into absorbent cot.
ton. so that 100000 bales will be
used for explosives and II the war
continues during summer. even more
"The New York cotton exchange
regulations-by federal enactment
will begin to be felt more and more
in restrictive sense as to reckless
short selling as the remainder of the
crop comes in, and as there develops
an ownership by those determined to
get a better price: cotton gamblers
will hesitate to make heavy commit
ments for the summer months. with
steady advancing market. and strong
ly controlled and diminishing supply.
] believe that late planting and fair
seasons will yield 1880. 0OO-bale
crop at least"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
WITH THE USUAL GREETING
Elderly Darby Remembered His
Training and Addressed Stereo-
typed Question to "Angel!"

Jack McGreevy, the vaudeville en-
tertainer, was reared in a southern
locality where the population was
largely black and where the older
darkies were invariably respectful. A
part of their Difference, says Nc
Greevy, was to inquire as to the health
of the family of anyone who addressed
them, even il he were a stranger.
Thus an elderly negro was at work
in the fields not far from fair
grounds where a parachute jump was
a part of the entertainment. The
jumper, girl. had gone up in bal
loon and had encountered a wind
which blew her some distance before
she cut loose, and when she landed
it was only a few feet from the old
uncle with the hoe. He had not seen
her descend, and he fairly blinked as
he beheld the vision in scarlet tights
and virulent peroxide hair. His train
ing did not desert him, however, for
he asked presently:
Good evenin', Miss Angel. How's
yo' paw an maw?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04

hams Vegetable Compound. After TAX
ing the third bottle of the Compound I
was able to do my homework and today
! am strong and healthy again. 1 will
answer letters if anyone wishes to know
about my case. Mrs. JOSEPH AsELIN,
COG Fourth Avenue, Minneapolis, MINI.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics or harmful
drugs, and today holds the record Of
being the most successful remedy We
know for woman's ills. If you need such
. medicine why don't you try it2
II you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you, write
to Lydia E.Pinkham MedicineC0.
(confidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by O woman,
and held in strict confidence.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
The killjoy.

Senator Lawson of Brooklyn has in
trpduced at Albany a bill to abolish
the free lunch.
THE effect of this bill on drink
day.
well. it's effect on drinking will be
the same as the old wife's.
my old wife certainly looks after
me good said an old wag. She even
takes of my shoes for me-
"'That's when you come home from
Hogan's saloon. l suppose said an
other wag.
mo said the first one, it's when
/ want to go there"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
Cruel. Suspicious EditorI

Cruel, Suspicious Editor!
Here is a poem that I dashed of in
an idle moment"
What's it about?"
Spring"
"A description Of the Joy Of getting
out in the country and hearing the
birds sing?"
Exactly"
well, you can't land it here. You're
probably interested in cough medicine
and hot-water bags, and are trying to
put over some press stun to boom .
demand"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
Solve the Weed Problem.

The farm garden is often the weed
lest spot on the farm. II the garden
were rotated with a leguminous green
manure crop such as soy beans,
sweet clover. vetch or field peas. It
would largely solve the weed prob
lem and add immensely to the yields
of the garden truck. The farm garden
should also be laid out in long 70 q
far enough apart to permit of horse
cultivation.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
Early Start for Strawberries.

Strawberry plants. like fruit trees,
should be set at the earliest possible
moment in spring. The variety select
ed should be one that has proved good
in your locality; II you experiment
with new varieties let 1t be on a small
scale. Remember, too, that the vari-
ETY. recommended as good shipper is
not the best for home use. Some of
the most delicious berries are too soft
to stand shipping. but cannot be ex-
cciled for home consumption.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
WEIGH and Test Milk.

Every dairyman should endeavor to
get the best possible line on his ami
mails. and to do this the milk should be
weighed from each animal at each
milking and the pounds produced re-
corded on a chart kept for that pur-
pose. To test the fat content Of the
milk from each animal take small
samples of the morning and evening
milking, once a month, mix them to-
gether and test by the Babcock test
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04

clogged bowels Dodson's Liver Tone doesn't grippe or
cause inconvenience all next day like calomel.
Take a dose Of calomel tonight and tomorrow you
will feel sick. weak and nauseated. Don't lose days
work!
Dodsons Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You'll
know it next morning because you will wake up with
your head clear your liver active bowels clean, breath
sweet and stomach regulated You will feel cheerful
and full of vigor and ready for hard days work.
You eat without risk of salivating yourself or
your children.
Get a bottle Of Dodson's Liver Tone and try 1t on
my guarantee You'll again put dose OF nasty.
dangerous calomel into your stomach.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
BABY LOVES HIS BATH
with cutleura Soap Because 80 sooth
Ing When HE Skin 70 Hot.

These fragrant supercreamy emol.
lients are q comfort to children. The
Soap to cleanse and purify, the Oint-
ment to soothe and heal rashes, itch.
ings, channgs. etc. Nothing more Of.
fective. May be used from the hour
Of birth. with absolute confidence.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura. Dept. Ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Ady.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04

ALLEN'p FooT-EAsE for tn. TROOPS
Over 1904 packages Of Aliens Foot Ease, the
autiseptiy powder to shake into your Shoes are
being used BY the German and Allied troops 1t
the Front because II rests the feet, gives In
slant relief to Corus and Bunions, hot, swollen
aching, tender feet, and makes walking easy.
Sold everywhere, CSC. Try It TODAY. Don't
accept any substitute. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
CHEERING Comment,

THAT infant of yours kept me
awake half the night" said the irri-
table neighbor."
well, congratulate you." replied
the weary father. THAT comes near
er being a kind word than anything
l have heard today. Nobody else
owns up to getting half a nights
sleep"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
Combination for Silaoe.

Sorghum and corn are sometimes
grown in combination for silage and
favorable results have been reported,
particularly in the South and in re-
gions where corn crop is uncertain
on account of drought
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
A One-Sided Definition.

What is your idea of neutrality"
Neutrality" answered the diplo-
mat, lis a state of mind so disinter-
ested and accurate as to permit no
question that the side of the contro-
versy represented by me is entitled to
the fullest support"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-06-04
Increased Hoo Production.

That hog production has expanded
is indicated by the arrival of slightly
in excess Of six million hogs at the
eleven principal markets Of the United
States during the first two months of
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