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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-06

nishing of all labor and services.
and all material. implements. tools.
etc, except sewer and water pipe.
which is to be furnished by the city
on the street necessary to complete
the construction of a )12( Twelve
inch sewer in First Avenue South
at the intersection of sad
First Ave. S., and Lyon Street and
run thence south in said First Ave.
S., to the intersection of said First
Ave. Sve. S, and Park Street a dis
lance of approximately -Four Hundred
Feet. Also a water main together
with specified hydrants and cOnnec-
tions to be laid in the same ditch
with said sewer pipe, all of which
work is to be done strictly i'm accord
ance with the plans and specifica-
tions for same which are now ON file
i'm the office of the City Engineer in
the Library building in said city
of Grand Rapids, Wisconsin.
Notice is hereby given that the
Board of Public Works of the city of
GRAND Rapids Wisconsin are ready to
receive scaled bids for the furnishing
of all labor and services and all ma
terial Implements, tools, ETC.. ex-
ceptng sewer and water pipe which
is t0>be furnished by the city or the
street recessary to coplemte the
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-06

Notice to Bidders For the Lay
ina of Water Main and Sewer Pipe
in the City of Grand Rapids, Wis
consin.
Notice is hereby given that the
Board OF Public Works of the CITY
Of Grand Rapids, Wisconsin, arc
ready to receive sealed bids for the
furnishing of all labor and services,
and an materials, implements, tools,
etc, except sewer pipe and water
pipe, which is to be furnished by
the city on the street. necessary to
complete the construction of tWei-
We inch sewer il Third Street North,
beginning at DraIza Street and ex
tending northerly Il distance of APP
proxmately Fifteen Hundred Feet. al
50 a water main together with speci-
fled hydrants and connections to be
laid i'm the same ditch with said
sewer pipe. an Of which work is to
be done strictly i'm accordance with
the plans and specifications for same
which are NOW ON file in the dHice
Of the City Engineer i'm the Library
building in said City of Grand Rapids
Wisconsin.
Notice is hereby given that the
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-06
ATTEND BAND
MEETING

There win be a meeting of bandmen
at the West side city hall Monday
evening at eight O'Clock AN music
Jams playing band Instruments and in
terested i'm having local band are re
quesfed to attend this meeting.
The warm weather $ approaching
and it is time TO think of band con
certs if we are going to have them
1t is up to the musicians them
selves to a large extent and they
should all turn out Monday might
and express their views on the sub
ject
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-06
FINDS HE HAS WIFE.

There was the biggestsurprise wait
him. Mr.. and Mrs. Hiese recognized
him Immediately FOrWarned by a
Free Prss Reporter they knew some
thing OF his story when he appeared
They informed hm that he ha mar
ried' Clara H re Om June IL, 1913, a
month after his accident.
Van Vie looked at them blanIly.
They nodded. Van Vie looked
''Marridl?' WAS adj he could say.
They nodded. Van Vie looked
wonderingly. He was doubtful, hardl
able to comprehend it all
Your baby was born nearly a year
ago, said the girls praents.
CLARA" he muttered looking about
the room.
you were living in Medford We
haven't heard a WON Il from Clara
since Christmas. We did not know
about his We did not know you
wero not with hor. l suppose she
is with your folks
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-06
MYSTERY MAN
IS awakened"
FINDS HE HAS
WIFE AND BABY
kENOSHA'S "JOHN kennedy" Is
FRANK VAN VIE, MILWAU-
kEE-MsND BLANK
FOR TWO
YEARS.


Eraly ON the morning of May Z, 1915
Frank Van Vie fell from building
at 1911 Twelfth street. Milwaukee.
Since then his mind has been a
blank. Since then he was married
has twice fallen and sustained seriou
injuries was held up by Chicago thug
beaten into Inconsistencies and left
lying in an alley. Since then Van
Vie has become the father ola bright
little boy.
Since theen he has disappeard from
Since then he has lived. in Milwau
kee, Cicago, Jansevile and Medford.
And since then he ha disaperdae fro
home, wandered helplessly, his mem
DRY blank, from Med6crd to James
vile then to Knosha where he work
ed as a FAINTER for two days.
KNOWN IS "KENEDY."
AS John Kennedy he was known in
Kenosha He said the name suited
him as well as anything
"Whoe' am I?' Find out who I am.
That WAS his principal Worr-.
Yesterday afternoon consciousness
returned almost as Suddenly as i had
left him. Under the care. of a chiro-
practor, who had treated him since
Monday afternoon the lost man being
confined on. cot in the Kenosha fire
house, he suddenly began calling for
Clara"
Then he awoke.
He gave his name as F. Van Vie
81 years old, rooming at ZIG South
Pierce street, Milwaukee,
INSISTS YEAR is 1913.
How did / get Eere?" he asked,
when told he was in Kenosha.
Il have a marriage license, he
said. 81 am going, to marry Clara H
in about a month"
He insisted ii was May, 1913
As soon as he had recovered SUI
ficient strength the doctor brought
him to 318 South Pierce street they
found the house empty. Then they
went 10 the homeo E. A. Baebenrot
k62 Third avenue, for whom he had
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-06

tlotice OF Application to Vacata
Spruce Street.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, thai
on TUESDAY, June LIST, 1915 at O.
ok, M. at the Council Chambers
in the CITY Hall in the City OF Grand
Rapids, the Common Council of said
city Will take up and deciGe Lhe APP
LdicaUion OF the Minneapolis, ST. Paul
q Sault Ste. Marie Railway Company
AND the Wisconsin Central Railway
company to Yacate all OF Spruce ST.
q d public street I'M said city OF
Grand Rapids.
Burton L. Brown,
3tW. City Clerk
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-06

their sentence in Jail 1t is thought
that they mgiht have been implicated
i'm the robbery of the Julian hotel
,ilOon, and a thorough investigation
viii be conducted in that matter.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-06

r.. G.. Gets has just completed q
job CT inside decoration in the old
Remnant residence On 9th Street So,
now occupied by Geo. K. Gibson AID
family.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-06

State of Wisconsin-Cncui Court
for Wood County
In the Matter of the Kert Creek
Drainage District.
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, that
the commissioners of the Kert Creek
Drainage District have filed in said
AN additional assessment against the
lands in said drainage district and
the corporations heretofore assessed
II said matter which additional as
sessment is Contained in said report
and is sought to pay valid outstand-
ing due obligations Of said district
and inuerest thereon, which appIica-
ton is on file and subject to inspec-
tiom in the office OF the clerk of
said Court
FURTHER TAKE NOTICE, that
said application for am additional as
sessment Wild be heard before said
court at the court house in the city
OF Grand Rapids, Wood County, Wis
consin on the LIST day of June 1915
at the opening OF court ON hhat day
or as soon Thereafter as counsel may
be heard.
Dated April %, 1915.
VIM. H. BoWden.
Donald j. Gallagher.
Anton Brost.
Commissioners.
John A. Gaynor and B. M. Vaughan
Attorneys for said District. P. o.
Grand Rapids, Wisconsin. 3tW.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-06

been working ON May Z, 1913, but the
man was not home.
l guses ] bettre go and see CLARA
first" Said Van Vie.
So the chiropractor started with Van
Vie fer the home CHAINS ILeise,
579 Eighteenth avenue, fathe andr gi
$40 Eighteenth aVenue, father of the
girl
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Alb. Leder and Miss
Margaret Fehrnan returned Sunday
evening from Merrill where they at
Mr. Fehrman which was held On FIJI
d2y
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-05-06
City Clerk

State of Wisconsin-Circuit Court
fer Wood County
In the Matter of the Remington
District.
TO WHOM IT NAY CnNCERN;
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, that
the commissioners of the bennington
Drainage District have filed in SAID
court report and application for
AN additional assessment against the
.ands in said drainage district and
the corporations heretofore assessed
in said matter which additional as
easement is contained in said report
aud is sought to pay valid outstand-
ing due obligations of said district
and interest thereon, which appica-
tiOn is OH file amid subject to imspec-
tiCn in the office of the clerk OF
said court.
FURTHER TAKE NOTICE. that
said application for additional assess
M mt Will be heard before sand court
at the court house in the city OF
GRAND Rapids, Wood County, Wiscon-
sin on the list day of JUNE, 1915 at
I e opening of court ON that day or
as soon thereafter aus counsel may
be heard
Dated April 20, 1915.
VIM H. Bowden
j. Q. Daniels.
Anton Brost
Commissioners.
John A Gaynor and B. M Vaughan
Attorneys for said District. P. o.
Grand Rapids, Wisconsin. 3tw.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
no1 CONDUCIVE TO OLD AGE
Younsster OF 30 i ToIp BY Man Of
90 Ne VIII Nev6r He Old Man on
Account sofaBabits.

The late John Bigelow. the patri-
arch of diplomats and authors. and
the no less eminent physician and
author. DR.. s. Weir Mitchell. were to-
gether several years ago at West
Point. Doctor Bigelow was then nine
ty-two and Doctor Mitchell eighty.
The compensation turned TO the sub
ject Of age. Il attribute myImany
years" said Doctor Bigelow. ito the
fact that have been most abstemious.
I have eaten sparingly and have not
used tobacco and have taken little ex.
ercise."
ut is Just the reverse in my case, =
explained Doctor Mitchell 4 have
eaten just as much as | wished, IL I
could get It; | have always used to-
bacco. immoderately at times,i and ]
have always taken a great deal of
exercise" - = aisr'
With that. .Ninety.two Years shook
his head at Eighty Years and said:
well, you will .never live 10 be an
old manl"-Pittsburgh Chronicle
Telegraph. -
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
Mixed AdjectIyes,

I'VE had at our house for about half
a day this summer young man from
Kansas City as boarder." stated hon
est Neighbor Hornbeak. He. came
with the expectation Of staying two
weeks, and Just nacher1y hungered
and thirsted for the. simple life, as
he called tt. And then about the
first thing he did was to seek to pick
a sandburr of from the left hind fet-
lock of one OF the mules. This sorter
led me 70 believe that he thought sim
pie and ,idiotic' were synonymous and
simultaneous terms. kansas City
Star. no
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05

Compound 70 me and 1 tried It at onrs
and found much relief. After that /
had no pains at all and could do my
housework and shopping the same
as always. For years have praised
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Coru-
pound for what It has done for me,
and shall always recommend Il as q wo-
mans friend. You are at liberty to uss
my letter In any way. Mrs. THOMSON.
90 w. Russell St, Philadelphia, Pa.
Change Of life IL one of the most
critical periods Of womsn's existence.
Women everywhere should remember
that there IL no other remedy known to
carry women 30 successfully through
this trying period rs Lydia Z. Pinkhsm's
Vegetable Compound.
If you want special advice
write-to Lydia Il. Pinkham Med
fcino Co. (confidentlal, Lynn.
Mass. Your letter viii be opened.
read and answered by . woman
and held In strict confidence.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
ODD Chinese ''EA|R'
He'd Upon Ground That Was OBJ
tanned by Trick.
Christian Missionaries Take Advan-
tsee Of Gathering to Preach the
Gospel to>0rowds That Collect
TO Buy and Sell.

Persons who find delight in the
county fair. will appreciate a little
story by Miss Rose Alice Mace, in the
Woman's Missionary Friend, of THE
Mintsing Fair" held in Mintsinghsien,
/, China, on February 11. says the Chris
'tian Work. This fair has the distinc-
ton of being the only one of its kind
held in China It Is held on the spot
wheys temple once stood. A
wealthy old gentleman, who admired
the spot and coveted it as burial
place for his family, by clever ruse
got the temple moved, and tombs for
his ancestors safely erected, when the
deception he had employed was dis
covered, and the people determined
upon revenge. There Is superstition
prevalent there that IL the grave OF
an ancestor be trodden upon his de-
scendants win suffer through life.
Thereupons' it was decided that on
February of each year the people or
the surrounding neighborhood should
meet and'tramp on the graves of this
mans friends. Later they began tak'
ing a few articles with them to ex-
change or sell. This gradually in
creased. until now thousands of peo-
pile meet there and bring all kinds of
thingsof6r sale. The people seem to
have about forgotten the original pur-
.pdse Of the gathering, and now. think
of it onlgsfroin a Social and business
standpoint, az. ss <! =.
.,But the interesting thing to .us is
that the missionaries have taken adj
vantage, of the opportunity Of so,large
IA gathering for spreading the Gospel,
!. Bencbaa! with awnings are erected
near by. "a large Chinese sign placed
i'd a Conspicuous place extending a
cordial ainvitatioh' to the people to
come land listen TO preaching and sing
ting Large Sunday school lesson pic
:sWes are. exhibited and smaller ones
distributed containing the Scripture
texts lin Chinese, and so interest is
maintained. THE people in general, .
says Miss Mace, seemed pleased to
have an opportunity, 81. learning Some
thing OF our belief and doctrine, Many
seemed favorahiy impressed, and sew
seral seemed really interested and anx-
ious to learn more about the great
truth presented TO them.n -
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
TICKET SELLER WAS WRATHY
Madame Bernhard Willing 10 Give Up
Afternoon Of Rest But Man OF
pasteboafds Was Peeyed.

Margaret Ellington. the actress. tells
OF Sarah Bernhardt's last repertory en-.
gagement IN America. Madame. was
giving performances every evening
ana matinees every day but Friday,
which afternoon she reserved for rest.
A company In Philadelphia was play
ing 3sMadame X" at the same time
that Beruhardt was playing 1t, and the
manager desired his players to see
the divine Sarah IT. They could get
away only on one day Friday. SO the
Philadelphia manager went to Bern
hardt's manager and asked him IL IL
would be possible for Bernhard to
give a Friday matinee. Her manager,
eager TO please the Philadelphia, but
dubious. finally agreed to ask Bern
harsif, When he had explained, she
readily agreed To give up her after
noon OF rest Her manager went back
toytise lobby IN a daze.
"Bernhardt is more than mortal:
6ile IN capable OF the work Of ten men.
he told the Philadclphian. She ia
going TO give that extra matinee Fri
day" -
Suddenly the ticket seller poked his
head out OF his cage. Extra matinee
Friday7. ise yelled. Good gfael9uss
2What does that woman think I'm made
of7e-0reen Book Magazine.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
War Hurt Philippine Trade.

= In the Philippine foreign trade move
ment for the year ending June, 1915
the adverse efft OF, the European wal
was the leading factor. Imports
amounting to $44.479,S61 declined $11,
500 1000, or 20 per cent below the 1914
value: and, though exports were only
nomina!ly less than, 5i,0O0,000. total
of the previous year, greatly increased
production or 'copra alone saved the
total. and the, high, price for sugar
was the only market war benefit in an
export trade that was very generally
reduced.-commerce reports. :. n !.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
Bees swarm on eicycie...

IA bicycle standing at, the. curb in
-fTQnt of q confectionery store on a
business thoroughfare tn Whittier
Cal, recently served as a.. settling
yplacs for. iafse swarm Of bees, Fpr
more than two hours the fiHsects sue
ceeded in turning shoppers to the OPP
yesite side Or the street and crowding
vehicular traffic weir Into the middle
OF the pavement Oddly! enough,s the
bees in settling chose the seat of the
lcycls, ASIA clustering place and piled
.themgelyee nearly a. ,halffoot deep
upon IT, also thickly covering part OF
.viie frame andursar wKeef: Suisse
quentIy o. hive was procured and tn,
bees transferred into it by a, police
man.-Popuiar Mechanics. h".
.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
Whai tl1a MOODS reach.

b. A, week in Tho woods with yonr
ear close 10 Mother Natures heaet
and your eyee finding yisfas uD INFO
the blue eternal mystery, may teach
you that your little selfish strivings.
your uuny vanitfes, your petty hatreas
and jeaiousies, That makeup SO iaEgs
ia part 'of your daily living and yoTs1
nightly worrying. are Of no more
worth to the world or You than are
the pameless little gnats that so fool
ishly zigzag In the gloom.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
Mans Materiallsnn.

Perry Belmont. condemning mate
rialism at Newport dinner, said:
. Take the average husband. Could
anything be more material than he
Tell the average husband that bis
love is growing cold, and he won't sc
much as lift his eyes from the eve
ming paper. II
but tell him that his consomme is
growing cold, and-zip, he's on for
the dining room in 29-foot leaps"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
THICK LOVELY HAIR
Because Free FROM Dandruff, Itching,
E Irritation, and Dryness. :

May be brought about by shampoos
with. Cuticura Soap preceded by
touches of Cuticura Ointment to spots
of dandruff. itching and irritation. A
clean. healthy scalp means good hair.
Try, these supercreamy emo,lients IL
you have any hair or scalp trouble.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura, Dept. Ky,
Boston. Sold. eyerywhere.-,-Ady.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
Motor PROGRESS,

Now our new 1916 patent negotia-
Bile runabout is the latest thing on the
market" said the agent.
What's the adyantage?r asked the
prospective buyer. -, y. 3
ITO begin with, it Is a dividend
bearing car, said the agent. but In
addition. to that we have arranged
,w':.h national and other banks in all
parts. of the world to cash 'em on sight
If the owner ever gets hard up" !;
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
Cheerful Proapecs.

Young. man." oueried the stern par
enl. ~are you In a position TO support
my daughter in the style 10 which she
has been accustomed" An
sir" replied the young man, proud
iy, Il am able TO keep three horses
and A..
But what has that gofssf0 do with
supporting my daughter1es interrupted
the stern parent. Il hope you are not
figuring on boarding her at a livery
stabie7"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
MRS. THOMSON
TELLS WOMEN
How She Was Helped During
Change of Life by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Philadelphia, PAT am just 52years
Of age and during Change Of Life l suf-

Tered Tor SIX years
terribly. / tried sew
eral doctors butnone
seemed to give me
any relief. Every
monththe painswere
intensein both sides,
and made m e so
weak that ! had to
60 to bed. At last
. friend recommen-
ded Lydia e. Pink
hams VeRetabia
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
A Hearty Welcome.

And who are your" asked st. Peter
as he peeped through the Stats of the
pearly gate. go, ~ y,
why, I'm OF the earth earthly. re-
piled the new arrival. Just out of col
lege."
"Goodi" exclaimed the old man. we
need somebody to tell us how TO run
this place. so come right insaudsgive
us the benefit of your advice"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build lin The System

Take the Old Standard GROVE S
VIVA. you arc taking, as the formuls Is
printed on every label, showing il is
Quinine and Iron in q tasteless form. The
Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron
builds mp the system. so cents. Adv.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
What Ne Would Like.

Hobo-Piease gimme nickel,
ma'am? "a ~.
Old Lady-Didn't. see YOU coming
out of saloon a moment ago?
Hobo-I guess mebbe you did.
ma'am. ~. =
Old Lady-Well, | wonder you are
not ashamed TO own II. s'"' -
Hobo--I don't own 1t, ma'am. Ipnly
wish I did.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
NATURALIZATION the scaIes.

Your daughter is doing fairly wen
with her music" said the professor.
but somehow she Just can't run the
scales properly" !.
"Oh.sI suppose that's IAN inherited
trait" rejoined the. fond mother. Her
father made his money in the grocery
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
COVETED eY ALL

but possessed by few-a beautiful
head of hair. If yours is streaked with
gray, or is harsh and stiff, you can re-
store 1t to its former beauty and lus-
ter by using la Creole" Hair Dress
ing. Price s1.00.-Adv.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
The HospItabIe Board

Your wlfe's dinner parties are al
ways beautiful affairs"
Eyes" replied Mr.. cumrox. Al
first people didn't seem to want TO
come to 'em. / guess mebbe the high
cost of living Is making difference.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
ALARM cLock,.lls sOuNDLEss
Made In the Form Of Wrist Watch
- and Guaranteed to Awake the 4,
d, ." soundest Sleeper. "

Designed as a silent alarm suitable
for use bydeaf persons, a wrist watch
which is capable Of awakening per-
son without disturbing the other occu-,
pants OF 'aihouse, has been introduced.
II has conqentric dials. the inner OF
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05

Il don't believe tffs woman who no has
the next apartmenrgitba ours eever'
touches her parIor carpet. e d1ss,i. {
MY dear, THAT'S d sweeping arraign-
iaent.o, fs'71
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
Matched,

did you match that blue ribbon for
me today. Henry?"
Eyes. love-, 1t was just the color of
the salesgirfs eyes, but they didn't
have any more of the ribbon left"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05

Mi1ArloN IS slNcEREsT FLATTERy
but like counterfeit money the imita-
ton has not the worth OF the original.
Insist, ION la Creole" Hair Dressing
It's the original. DarkenB your hair In
the natural way. but contains no dye.
Price $1.00.--Adv.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
Had Practice.

Tho coed-I'don't see how you can
read Chaucer so readily. The spelling
is so queer.
The Professor OF English--Iye mad
lots OF experience while examining the
sophomdres' papers.-Harvard Lam
poon.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
A pownpour.

what do you do when your wife
begins to cry, Jibway7. \
"As my wife Is head taller than
I am and she cries copiously. my first
thought is TO stand from under"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
Weenlnn Willow Is chinese.

The weeping willow, so called (scf-
entiiic name g. habylonical. is ma
tive of China, from which country r.
has been taken over most Of the civil
lied world.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05

Paraguay has valuable forest re-
sources, the most important of which
is queracho, particularly rich in tan.
MIN
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1915-11-05
A chleLen faaeier.

Well. BnHhsI Near soy are mar
rsea7ss 80 v
.is.Yessum." TAid the former cook
~i'se done got mo man now
Is he q good proyider7'' 50
''yasmm. He's q mighty good per
WIDER. bit Use powerful skeered hesa
gwyne ter git kotched at IT,"