El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-06-19
By P. DUNE

IN 4O4AQagH IN Wl8LLuL expectation
= = OF the next one, so it was nc
surprise TO Mr.. Dooley. when. one bit
ter day in May. ne suddenly asked
What ARE We QOin' to do on the
FOorth iv July?" -
TIL FOOrth Of july, salo M Do9 s-5 4;
why tn Foorth " july why uOL :
We usk me what Pm goln' 10 90 on n
ninth iv November How DO know
what I'm goin' to DO on N ooIln u
July, ye gomeril2 Oh. Oh! yes, yes, yes 81
vesI I see what ye name now " oL-.
Pm goin' to pull down the Dllnus an
stav in dures. It'll be no Gay this year
Fr wan iv US old EugriIn AalheIs ~
show his face in tn sthreets- -.
I'D be accused " beln' OnpaLlrl Ot4O
an maybe some Bohaymian- American
vvud give me a lick over tn heao Win
q shovel. I eXplct tn mayor 70 p Sste
procIamatiOns on tn fences CAIN on
all Americans to keep their MONIES
that dav onlfss compelled be business
10 20 out an in that case TO reIISln
frrr7 amy offensive uttherances AAe
9Th Star Spangled Banner.
9TH FOOrth " July amt IN nay
4fo-7aI holiday this year No sir, an
amt sorry. Tn war has COST Us We.
naytional holiday, but It's give "
dozen Te'er little Packey won shOOl
off amy fire crackers this year % re-
-1i1d tn fire departmint that wan nun
bred an thirty-nine years a5o 49, ~. =
Hancock set down at a desk an 5la8oc-
tn OF zooseQuiu 1r' m tn hahu ~ -, -
5sr,fn Franklin an wrote MS us
1880 -T,orufclrer at tn tut " oOcg-
mint that declares thar an 1 ll f;-.f
tree an akel ontl they get tnelr AlIse
Ing 5-I+ instead iv that he'll be up arly
Z, ~ Dornin' ciIlybratin' tn, anniFe.-
saw iv tn fall iT Sedan. OF n eN-l-5
bi-fhdav or tn day tn 6asleSl vs.
Dusbed over. or tn Car s D!rtnus-S - u
T9arnazan. or Whitiver occasion II W.
- --,sl-as tn Japs glad they're Japs-
At nv time fv life it's hard r me -
7ar- a new song. But I'm gettln ouI ,
navtional anthem be heart know ~
sTTartt am Rhein' IT m heaL -
49,, ~ = +z777eister sing il these thirty
Tsars 'Gawd Save tn King is IaI ann
var to me because IN ElslLs5L ~
IN chune firm US i can sLus,
--,,r-71de because they might suck III
y +t---o.+ an choke me, but III mum
e. An know tn 'Aarselllalse DS
I-ssrf Iarned it firm a German army
chist an was wunce arrlsled II. I + "340
lin il durin' sthreet car sun ~ Ne. ~
.. Owes Arms, cltoyen' IoIIns 'OO
ty on - f-,,aer
All BRAVES, nose along t,,7
flows that IF tE-rlncL- -
4ioT7s1 anthem or tn ROoshyan OF IN
Sarvvan if they have wan, an i pOSs
thew have, fr NANNY a nallon ms .
-7sv+ionaI anthem that hasn't amy
- nj Isrn al these firm me neigh
bors. an whin I go 10 N launQnLs =.
Ne srirt an cuffs next Saturdah night
III ask Hip Lung TO play I me W.
his wan dhrumstick Whatever PAIN -
tic wall tn Japs put up an De ms
ffr,a next year I'll be as GOOD Ger
man nglO-RoOshyan-t rlncn 1Au9l-L
reen-Bfl gian- Sarvy AM up "A me- lctu =
liver partiklerly renounced aIlesia llSS
to kaiser, car lnpIoI. hips Oi
7 nfver put a hypen in me nayron,-
1ffv befure- was born IN Ireland
-r-Tfc, makes me a native American,
80, 81, facfo- as Hogan says. An Ireland
afn7t in this war. There ARE a lot "
Trfshmen in II, but they were seJOoceQ
be TIL maternal spOOrtin' instincts " IN
race an because they like IN brave
iiffIe Frinchfes who tok tn wild geese
in. hundherds Nv years ago, an maze
looks an markeeses " thlm5 an mas
always been on tn best " terms with
US. both iv US thinkin wed get 10
gether some day an take a KICK at
Perfidjous Album
aGaIlag cher. tn irin-Wurruker who was
stint to France a few years ago 10
helm make a bridge-he can throw
-fvet as far as Ty Cobb cud throw a
basebaIl-tells me that whin he said ne
was Irelandays he had 10 struggle to
keep firm bein' kissed be a bricklayer
II Iarned most iv me Fr-inch FIRM
him. I can see a fellow firm me own
dear ROscommOn in tn threnches, cud-
din his rifle NJ TO his cneek, an say
fn- 7 think cur shoot just as straight
II thin Dutch was tn same naytiOnality
as me gin'raI. How about you. Looeyg
'Avick too mOng coOr, Nike, says tn
ally. I see be tn pa-apers month ago
that a tur-rble ragin' Scotchman had
lent into the threnches an single hand
ed an alone with tn butt end iV his
gun had kilt ten Germans an led two
back captive. I was Jealous, mind ye,
Fr ne cousin Mike had held tn record
IN TO that time an 7 didn't want TO
see il pass out " tn family to a
TIL pa-aper didn't give tn
name iv this infuryated CALIFORNIAN 1
wondherd was il Macdonald or Cam
sron or Douglas or Haig and Haig. It
came out Tst week TIL name iv this
5auntless HIGHLANDER. this fearless J
fechter this Draw, Draw la-ad, firm
bonny Doom. was Dennis O'Leary.
1T is too bad that there's no such
thing as complete happiness in this
Imperfick Wurruld. As Hogan says,
there's always a fly in tn butter. !
Here's tn grandest connection III !
8-urruld has liver known since tn first
clOuted his neighbor over tn !
head with 2 stone hammer. A noble |
shindig that makes all tn wars iV
Alexander, JoOlyous CAVIAR an Napol- Z
yon tn Gr-reat look like a game " I
checkers at the Y. II G A
1T appears as though twas made |
5Decyaly Tr our tastes an inclinations l
ARE asked to fight alongside tn peo- I
pie they like most in tn murruld. But /