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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-03-16
NOTICE TO WATER USERS
State Engineers Office,
Salt Lake City, Utah,

State Engineers Office,
Salt Lake City, Utah,
February 10, 1915.
Notice is hereby given that Logan
City, by its engineer, Roy Bullen,
whose post office address is Logan,
Utah has made application in accord
ance with Section l2SSx24, Chapter
62, Session Laws of Utah, 1909, to
change the point OF diversion of ten
QO) cubic feet of water per second
from Logan River, Cache County,
Utah. Said water has heretofore
been diverted at point which bears
south Ga degrees 56 minutes west 775
feet from thu northeast corner OF
Section 81, Township ~ north, Range
2 east, Salt Lake base and meridian
and the applicant now proposes &c
divert the said water, at point
which bears north 80 degrees 90 min
utes east $50 feet from the south
quarter corner of Section 20, Town
ship ~ north, Range east, and con.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-03-16
SU M MONS

In the District Court of Cache
County, State of Utah. Walter j..
Steadman, plaintiff, versus Lenora
II. Steadman, defendant. Alias Sum
mons. The State of Utah, to the said
defendant: You are hereby summon
ed to appear within twenty days ar
ter the service of this summons up
on you, II served within the county
in which this action Is brought, 9th
erwise. within thirty days after ser
vice, and defend the above entitled
action; and in case of your failure
so to do, judgment will be rendered
against you according to the demand
Of the complaint which has been fl
ed with the clerk Of the said court
The said action is brought for the
purpose OF obtaining judgment OF
said District Court dissolying the
bonds of matrimony existing between
the plaintif and the defendant there
in and for other relief incidental
thereto.
GEO. @. RICH,
Attorney for Plaintiff
Z. o. address; Logan City, Utah
=. o. box 1926.
ADV. Al
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-03-16

vey 1t by means Of a pipe line for
distance of 26,2OO feet to the City
of Logan, where it will be used from
January 1 to December 81, inclusive,
of each year, for domestic and NUM-
cipal purposes. This application is
designated in the State Engineer
office as No. a249.
All protests against the granting
OF said application, stating the rea-
sons therefor, must be made by afii-
davit in duplicate, accompanied by
fee of So. 80 and filed in this office
within thirty (3O) days after the COM
pletion of the publication of this
notice.
W. d. BEERS,
State Engineer.
Date OF first publication, February
II, 1915; date of completion OF pub
LEGATION, March 10, 1915.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-03-16
| LEGAL
| NOTICE
PROBATE AND GUARDIANSHIP
NOTICES
Consult the County Clerk or the
Respective sianers for Further
information
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

Estate OF Virginia II. Bartlett, de.
ceased. Creditors will present
claims with vouchers to the under.
signed at his office, Harris Music
Company block, Logan, Utah, on or
before the 14th day Of December, A..
D., 1915. Date OF first publication,
February 10, A. D., 1915.
ALLAN NJ. FLEMING,
Executor
WALTERS & HARRIS,
Attorneys.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-03-16

A pain In the side or back that
catches you when you straighten up
calls for rubbing application of
BALLARD'S SNOW LINIMENT. 1t
relaxes the contracted muscles and
permits ordinary bodily motion with
out suffering or Inconvenience. Price
25c, SOC and 81 90 per bottle. Sold
by Ritter Bros Drug Co. ADV.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-03-16
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

In the matter of the estate of Jo-
seph Stagg, deceased. Creditors
will present claims with vouchers to
the undersigned at his residence,
Richmond, Utah, on or before the
goth day Of July, 1915.
Date OF first publication, March IL,
1915.
DAVID SMITH JR.,
Administrator.
WALTERS & HARRIS,
Attorneys.
ADV. 4'lS
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-03-16
NOTICE TO WATER USERS

NO IlCE ~ WAL SoGno
State Engineers ONCE,
Salt Lake City, Utah.
February 10 1915.
Notice is hereby given that John
Yeates, whose postothce address is
Millville, Utah, has made application
in accordance with the requirements
of the Compiled Laws OF Utah, 1907
as amended by the Session Laws Of
Utah, 1909 and 1911 to appropriate
one (D cubic foot OF water per sec
ond from Yeates Springs, Cache
County, Utah. Spring No. / is sit
uated at a point which lies 1859.
feet west and 9C6 "a feet north of
the southeast corner OF Section "a.
Township IL north, Range / east,
Salt Lake base and meridian. and
Spring No. 2 lies 2,272.3S feet west and
962 2S feet north from said southeast
corner OF Section "a. One-half (15)
cubic foot OF water per second Will
be diverted from each spring and
commingled at a point which lies
1917 80 feet west and 1882 feet
north OF the said southeast corner of
Section 81, from where 1t will be
conveyed by means of a pipe line for
a distance of $500 feet, and there
used from January to December 81,
inclusive, Of each year, for domestic
purposes. This application Is desig-
mated in the State Engineers Office
as No. 1922.
All protests against the granting of
said application, stating the reasons
therefor, must be made by affidavit
in duplicate, accompanied by fee
of 50. so and filed in this office with
in thirty (30) days after the compile
ton Of the publication Of this notice.
W. d. BEERS,
State Engineer.
Date Of first publication, February
II, 1915, date of completion of pub
LEGATION March 10. 1915.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-03-16

Take HERBINE for indigestion. It
relieves the pain in few minutes
and forces the fermented matter
which causes the misery into the
bowels where 1t is expelled. Price
soc. Sold by Ritter Bros Drug Co.
Adv.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-03-16

Boston, March 12.-The armored
cruiser Brooklyn, one of the feet
that destroyed the Spanish squadron
off Santiago in 1898 and Of late re
ceiving ship from Charleston navy
yard, will take up her position In
Presidents roads tomorrow morning
to preserve neutrality in this harbor
in accordance with orders from
Washington.
Six German steamers are informed
here, including the passenger Steam
ers Kronprinzessin Cecilie, Amerika
and Cincinnati. All are tied up at
docks and so far as known none oil
them have made any preparations tc
leave the harbor.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-03-16
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

In the matter OF the estate OF
Charlotte Stagg Barnsley, deceased .
Creditors will present claims with
vouchers to the undersigned at his
residence, Richmond. Utah, on or be
fore the Goth day of July, 1915.
Date Of first publication, March II,
1915.
DAVID SMITH JR.,
Administrator
WALTERS & HARRIS,
Attorneys.
ADV. Alb
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-03-16
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

Estate of Ellen NJ. Woolf, deceased
Creditors will present claims with
vouchers to the undersigned at Lo'
gan City, Utah, on or before the 29th
day OF June, A. D., 1915.
Date of first publication, February
%, A. D., 1915.
WILLIAM HYDE,
Administrator of the estate OF
Ellen NJ. Woolf, deceased.
NEBEKER, THATCHER,
and BOWEN, Attorneys.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-03-16

HERBINE cures constipation and
re-establishes regular bowel move
ments. Price SOC. Sold by Ritter
Bros Drug Co.-Adv.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16
DI.tLS NEWS.


Dials, June 14.-Miss Willie May
Godfrey is on an extended visit to rel
ativcs in Tuxedo, n. G.
Miss Clara Mccall, had as her week
end guest Miss Lilly Thomason.
Misses Janet Thomason and Maude
Owings were the weekend guests of
Miss Irene Godfrey.
Miss jewell Curry and Mr.. and Mrs
Floyd Curry were in Lauerns shop
ring last Tuesday.
Misses Eliza and Anna Switzer spent
Sunday with Mrs. Ike Willis.
Miss Dewey Armstrong and brother,
Claud, had as their guest Saturday
night Misses Jennie Belle Watkins and
Myrtle Abercrombie, and Frank Abcr-
crombic of Hickory Tavern.
Mrs. l.. r. Brooks of Gray Court, was
in our midst visiting last week.
Misses Kate and Eileen Curry and
Messrs Milton Wilson, Towns Willis,
and Prof. Wilson were the Sunday
guests of Miss Cecil Owings and broth
cr, J. NJ.
Mr.. B. w. Martin was business Wis
itor in Laurens Saturday.
Mr.. G. f. Brooks Of Laurens, spent
the weekend with Mrs. |. S. Brooks
and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. S. Bolt and children
Of the Tavern section, Misses Jennie
Watkins, Myrtle Abercrombic and Mr..
Fred Abercrombe were the guests Of
Mrs. j. r. Brownlce and family Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Owings and
children Of Fountain Inn spent Sunday
with Mr.. II. Y. Simmons and family.
Miss Glare Campbell charmingly en-
icrtained the members of the y. p. NJ.
society Saturday evening from to | |
O'Clock. Progressive games were en-
ioycd, at the conclusion of which dain-
tv refreshments consisting Of cream
and cake were served. \ goodly num-
Der were present, all Of whom report
Il fine time.
Rev. !. w. Munncrlyn delivered an
excellent sermon in his usual pleasing
style, to a large congregation here
sunday morning.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16
81 DID MY DUTY.o
SO Spoke the Fairfield Sheriff Before
His Death Of Mob Violence.

Columbia, June 15.-T expect I'll
die but did my duty" Sheriff Hood of
Fairfield remarked, in the hearing of
j. G. Buchanan, NJ. D., as he was being
lifted into a special train yesterday.
to be brought to Columbia for surgical
attention, after having been shot in
several places in defending a negro
prisoner against mob
On the trip to Columbia the wound
ed sheriff was in a comatose condition
most Of the time. He was accompan-
led by Dr. Buchanan and by j. e. Doug
las, NJ. d., as we'll as by Mrs. Hood.
Examination at the hospital indi-
Gated that Sheriff Hood had been hit by
three shots, producing four wounds,
three of them in the abdomen, causing
IL pcrforations. The intestincs were
resected in two places, other performa-
tons were sewed up and wounds in
other parts Of the body were dressed.
EARLY last evening his condition was
described at the hospital as critical"
J. r. Boulware, rural policeman, was
hit by one shot in the middle alb
domen. There were seven perfora-
tions. Resection was perforced in one
place and the other perforations were
sewed up. His condition from the first
was reported as Serious"
Is. r. Beckham, special deputy
sheriff, suffered only q flesh wound
in the right calf
Only these three officers were
brought to Columbia.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16
UNFOLDING PRINCIPLES.

81 am going to die but | did my
duty" and thus died another victim
of lynch law in South Carolina. These
words were spoken by Sheriff Hood
who was shot and mortally wounded
at Winnsboro Monday morning by a
mob that considered itself above the
law. He was not alone in death. The
prisoner he was protecting, yet un-
tried and his guilt not proven. went
also. The leader OF the mob was Sc
riously wounded and may die. And
why it all? because four or five men,
with the moral support Of large pro-
portion Of the citizenship Of South
Carolina, choose to do what the Ger
mans have done in their submarine
warfare, take the law into their own
hands. 1t is hollow mockcry for us
TO praise the stand taken by President
Wilson in upholding the principles
laid down in international law and
then allow the law of our own state
TO be tramplCd upon. Is there any diff
ference in the principles involved?
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16

Tomato GrOWers-We want to sell
you tin cans for canning tomatoes,
beans, peaches, etc. We buy by car
load lots loose. Can sell you cheaper.
Let us quote YOU f. o. B. Fountain
Inn or Laurens. Drummond & Gar
rett. Fountain Inn. S. G. 46-4t-pd
Wanted-Any person affected with
catarrh, hay fever or asthma, to COM
municate with me. l am agent for
the Swiss-American Vaporator Treat
ment Five to 10 days free trial. G.
D. Smith, Clinton, S. G. 44-tf-2t-pd
For Sale-One tan setter bitch, price
$500; two setter puppies at 5000
each. Also rs cords Of good at $1.9O
per cord Il. o. B. Cold Point; also lot
of Jersey COWS with young calves. Of
flee hours A. NJ. to p. NJ. every day.
II. nj. Shaw, Laurens, S. G. 4O-tf
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16
SPECIAL NOTICES.

Unknown Pcas-Just received good
lot Of unknown peas. Also Amber and
Orange cane seed. Call on us. j. H.
Sullivan. 47-1t
r0r Salc--Two milch COWS at $40
cach Also several pigs. j. r. pedcn
Gray Court, S. c. AZ #
Pnlm Beach SuitS-Cleancd and
pressed Tor 40 cents. Have our wagon
call, laurcns Steam Laundry. list
LoSi-l<cy ring with three keys on
1t. Reward if returned to this office.
l7-lt-pd
Hall Insurance Hail Insurance
See j. f. Tolbcrt, the original insur-
ancc man, at once for hail insurance
iG-5
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16
DRYAN'S RESIGNATION.

opinions as to the probable effect
Bryan's RESIGNATION will have upon The
relations between this country and
Germany vary. some tcW take the po-
SitiOn that it Will increase the ddngcr
OF rupture hy convcIng the impress
sion 10 Germany ;hat there is a strong
pro German sentiment hero and that
fortified BY this bciet. Germany will
refuse 10 ncccdc TO the polite but firm
demands OF tAi& goycvnmcnt On the
other hand. the moro generally accept
ed view and the ono that SecmS more
plauSibleNto Us is that the German gov
crnment Will see in the resignation Of
Mr.. Bryan complete divorce from
the peace at any price policy, and
seeing this will ponder seriously be-
fore refusing to.a"QuicScc in its reply
TO this government. Should the latter
vie" be nearer correct, the reSi2na-
ton Of MIR. Bryan Will have served the
country good cnd though in an indi-
rect and unexpected way. However,
With the Germans srmined TO stick
to their unciviliZcd submarine warfare
at any cost, the Sccrctary'S reSiena-
tion Will have no effect upon the war
possibilities as President Wilson is
and was already determined that the
honor Of this government will be up
held and that its citizens will be pro-
tccted. Whatever vicw we might take
Of ho
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16
Bo0TBLACKs OF ATHENS.
They Are Might School Students and a
Privileged Class.

The bootblack is a parsonage OF
some Importance in the Greek cap
tai. Mrs. r, G. Bosanquct in "Days
In Attica" writes:
81 have often been amazed at the
number Of bootblacks thronging all
the public squares. 1t is true that
the modern Athenians seem to re-
joice in having their boots polished
at all odd minutes, but even SO
wondered what could be the special
attraction that drew SO large pro-
portion Of youngsters to this not
very rcnuncrative trade. After d
time l learned that this is the out
ward sign Of great educational
movement.
From all parts of Greece boys
with any special aptitude for learn
ing are drafted TO Athens from The
provinces and are given free edu-
cation in large night schools started
for the purpose. In the daytime
they earn their living and learn the
practical wisdom of their trade,
which is gea1erully that of bootblack
and errand boy. In the evening
they 60 TO school, and an ambitious
boy pushes himself forward with no
barrier between himself and the
goal of bis aalbbstion-tho church.
the bar, or parliament.
"Evcn in tho school life they arc
a privileged class. 1t is always sup
posed thai it is their political weight
which prevents any attempt on the
part of tho municipality to provide
crossings on the proverbially muddy
streets. Any private enterprise in
this direction would at once be rude
ly crushed by the united bootblncks.
The boys are all known as loustri,
literally 'shi1crs,' though not every
loustro follows the trade of boot
black
"The lotstro is an institution all
over the city. lie is The universal
GRAND boy, the trustworthy mes
scngcr and the general domestic as
sistant in cases of emergency. He
is ready to dig your garden, to
transport your furniture, to wash
your carriage, or run for doctor.
More than once I have seen a well
dressed woman call loustro to
carry her baby, and in each case
the burden seemed satisfied with its
nurse"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16
INDIGESTION aud Constipation.

About five years ago | began taking
Chambcrlain'S Tablets aftcr suffering
from Indigestion and constipation for
years Without finding anything to re-
iirvc me. ChamDcrlan'S Tablets help
ed me AT one and BY using them for
several weeks was cured of the COM
plant,' writes Mrs Mary T.. McMul-
len, Phelps. \. V For sale by all
dealers
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16
LANFORD NEWS.

: = 4 = ~
Lanford, June 14.-Mr. j. d. John
son has returned from Asheville.
Miss Nora Cannon is visiting her
sister, Mrs. b. T.. Bomar in Spartan
burg.
Miss Othello Johnson spent Monday
in Laurens.
Mrs. II. NJ. Johnson has returned
home from Hendersonville, n. c.,
where she visited her daughter, Mrs.
James Buyers.
Dr.. w. e. Bracket of North Carolina
spent Saturday night in town.
Misses Lottic and Helen Deshields of
Woodruff spent last week with Miss
Grace Deshields.
Mcssrs Leon Ycargin and Lamar
Owens wccr in town Sunday after
noon.
Miss Robin Patterson spent Saturday
night with Miss Carrie Lou Higgins.
Dr.. and Mrs. G.. p. Vincent and fam
lily Of Laurens, spent Sunday afternoon
at Mr.. w. II. Drummonds.
Mrs. G. d. Cox, Mr.. and Mrs. W. I'd.
Patterson, Mr. and Mrs. Lee Langston,
Mrs. Alice Mills, Miss Fannie Harmon
and Messrs Jimmie Drummond and
Arthur Parson attended an all day
singing at Antioch Sunday.
Mrs. NJ. J. Patterson and family have
returned from Spartanburg where
they have been spending the winter.
Mr. Charlton Patterson spent Sun
day in Gray Court
Mr.. Charles Drummond spent the
wcck-c end in Grcenvlle.
Dorothy Ellen the three year old
daughter Of Mr. and Mrs Mace Wright
Of Greenwood, was buried in the Meth
odst cemetery last Tuesday morning
at ton o'clock.
Miss lItolia Lanford Of Woodruff, at
tended the funeral Of Misses Nallic and
lIlvc Taylor last Thursday afternoon
our town was saddcncd when the
alarm was given that Misses Nallic
and Elvic Taylor were missing. While
playing in large gully about so feet
deep near whore their parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Edd Taylor, were working,
the Garth suddenly gave way and they
were buried alive, while BraNton, their
five year old brother escaped. They
were not missed until supper time
when the father and mother began
calling, and no answer came. 1t was
then that Brazton said, mamma | saw
the dirt cave in on thcm." The alarm
was immediately given. Quite a num-
bcr rushed to the scene and after con-
siderable digging the two little brown
eyed sisters" were found one at the
others feet. Nallic was complctcly
crushed, while EWES neck arm, and
leg were broken.
Their ages were 10 and s years, re-
parents, 4 brother and sister On
Thursday afternoon at 80 o'clock
under a mound Of beautiful flowers, in
the presence of many sorrowing rcla-
tivcs and friends, in caskct made for
two they were laid to rest in the Bap-
tist cemetery Mr.. and Mrs. Taylor
have the sympathy of the entire com
munity
Miss Louise Wolff is on the sick list
this week
Mrs. Alice Nelson Of lIcndcrsonville
enpnt Saturday night with homcfoll ks
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16
Whenever You Need q General Tonis
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as q
General Tonic because it contains the
well known tonic properties of QUININB
and IRON. 1t acts on the Liver, Drives
out Malaria, Enrichcs the Blood and
Builds up the Whole System. SO cents.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16

We arc showing the largest and best
Jelly TumDlcrS on the market.
S. NJ. & T.. II. WILKES g. co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16

see the special value we arc offer
ins IN an aluminium Tea Kettle and
Pcrculator.
5. NJ. 4 Il. II. WILKES & co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16
Curos Old sorss. Other Remedies Won't Cure

The worst cases, no matter OF how long standing,
are cured by the wonderful, old reliable DIR.
Pu;tcr's Antiseptic Healing Oil. IT rclieves
poin and Heals nt thc same time. 25c. SOC, 81 co
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16

why not send in your subscription
renewal TO-DAY? Don't put ii of any
LONGER.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16
The ouinlne That Does Not Affect The Head

because of its tonic and laxative effect, lAXA-
TIVE BROMO QUiNlNEis better than ordinary
Quininc and docs not cause nervousness nor
ringing III head Remember the full name md
look for the signature Of T.. w GROVE. 25c.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1915-06-16

Why not send in your subscription
renewal TODAY? Don't put it of any
longer.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-06-05

WANTED-The public to know that,
beginning June 9TH, the Columbian
House will serve its popular 25c din
ners from 11.30 a. m. to las p m.
je4d
Norwich bulletin., 1915-06-05
AT THE AUDITORIUM.

Today the Big Review Company will
present for the last time their must
cal farce TN Bugville" with Hickey
LeVan the well known little comic
who keeps everybody good natured all
during the performance. Claire Le-
vine, a comedy miss, will again intro
duce her catchy songs. George Doug
lass, his famous eccentric dances,
and Gertrude Fis6e the girl with the
form divine 90 will introduce her lit
tie comedy bit at all the performances
today. There will be several big mu-
steal numbers and many pretty cos
tune changes Will be worn by the
On the picture programme Edna
Maison and Joe King will be seen in
a fine two reel dramatic production
entitled wild Irish Rose and Billie
Rftchfe VIII appear in THE Fatal
Note" q comedy by the L-KO COM
pany.
For next week the management have
booked one of the best musical come
dies of the season, and a tabloid show
that set all New York talking. It will
be presented by Harry Rapf and is
entitled THE Midnight Cabaret" con-
stsdng Of a company of fifteen people
in a big novelty scenic production
headed by Weston and Keith q very
clever team of singers and modern
dancers. It is a complete one hour
show in riot of color, song dances
and comedy, and is a real Broadway
production featuring pretty girls,
catchy music, and funny comedians
Tenting Tonight" June" Irish
Moon Dixie Land" and others, and
the girls win be costuned in the DIFF
3erent numbers as Red Cross Nurses.
Fishing Girls, Irish Lassie, and Girls
fSCm the z. S A twill be-a corking
Norwich bulletin., 1915-06-05
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Mrs. Bilton-I think you're the dear
est, sweetest man that ever was.
Billion (suspiciously)-We you at
some millinery opening today
Judge.
The boy-Can I get off this after
noon to go to funeral?
The boss-WhOse'S funeral is it?
The boy-I guess it'll be the home
team Statesman.
While little Dorothy was visiting,
her hostess dog came running up and
stopped before her painting Seeing
his tongue out, Dorothy said: Use
not a doctor, doggie."-Boston Tran
script.
"They contemplate a trip to the
Frisco exposition
That's cheap enough"
What? Why the fare
81 was speaking of the contempla-
ton Philadelphia Ledger.
Mandy-Sarah, has yo' son gone ter
work yet?
dertaker's shop. Yo' know that boy
seems to have a regular gift for
handling the dead.-Yale Record.
I'VE never have prolonged argu-
ments at our house"
Lucky man! I presume your wife
does not argue"
ooh, yes; but she's so darned clever
at it.''-Birmingham Age-Herald.
''Why can't come to see you to-
morrow night?"
Don't blame me- said the beau
tiful girl. Our cook has the use Of
the parlor under the new domestic
relations law."-Louisville Courier
Journal.
Eileen-Viola is to be married in
July. She always said she meant to
be June bride. wonder how it hap
OeDe5 she wasn't?
Eleanor think it was the fault of
the man, who neglected to ask her in
time.-Brooklyn Citizen.
Are you fond of horses OF dogs?'
What difference does that maker
exclaimed the timid man. when I
get into the company of a horse OF q.
dog my entire interest is centered on
the question of whether he is going
to take a fancy or an aversion to me-"
Washington Star.