El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-03-20
"Mr Dooley" on "Going to See the Doctor" ::
Raa5aha " noZ. IS Regular Feature
, in Which Mr. Dooley" Is a Regular Feature.

! back in little while What do ye
wantT says J. 'Ye frgot tn fuse
says he"
Il did no such thing" said Mr.. Hen
messy.
We'll. niver mind" said Mr.. Doc
ley "Annyhow most iv tn doctors has
quit givin' medicine an ar-re givin'
advice It's betther too They don
have 10 write il down an it can't be
used at tn inquest tn fav rite pre-
scription is; Don't worry. Wan day
Hogan found himself out iv a job, he
owed his months rent an he had IN
nOoralgy. He met Dock Larkin, an
tn dock says We don't look we'll
I've got tn uoOralgy,' says Hogan
Tn thrOuble with ye,' says III dock.
is that We worry II We promise me TO
quit Worryin III promise TO cure ye'er
nooralEy.' says he Don't We dare lay
hands on this nooralsy " mine, says
Hogan. I don't want il cured It's tn
ony thing I've got that takes me mind
off me worries. But he says. We can
cure tn worries IL ye want TO- Can
We let me have thirty dolIars2 II ye
haven't IN dhrug in ye'er pocket ye
can give me a prescription an III
have il filled at tn bank says he.
NE own idee is that none iV these
new-fashi0ned idees is liver goin' TO
take tn place iv tn good, sthrong OF
pizins that they used to ladle into We.
Whin ] was a boy tn village dock give
his patient a horse dhrench. an I've
often Wondered how he got il down
without THROWN tn invalid an havin'
wan assistant set on him while another
twisted his nose.
THAT was medicine ali right enough,
an it's tn kind 7 like TO see now that
I know that L have nawthin' III mat
ter with me. but I'm tn innocent vic
tim iv an attack on me Wurruks be
millyuus iv blOodtnlrsty mickrobes
that has invaded me INTERIOR an are
bein opposed be sQuadhrons w frindly
germs. 7 feel like Belgium I'm an
CRY because me noOthrality has been
finest thing IN docks liver invinted fr
sick man. II stirs his spoortin'
feelin'.
I'm tn OF days a man was ashamed
iv bein' sick. He thought there was
something tn matther with him. Now
he knows he's all right. There's nav
thin tn matter with him il he can
on'y Kill of tn invaders u.s. his SOW
relsnty- ite wants 20 advance on thin
with Shot an she'll He wants tn
strongest tn ugliest lOokiu' III worst
smellin'. III vilest tastin' tn mos
pizenOus dark brown mixture that III
dock can get out iv his ammynition
wagon. An as each barthry is fired,
he may choke but he'll say. Take that,
We varmints like Nick Nv tn Woods
mowin' down tn dusky redskins. Tn
dock comes down in III mornin' afther
maxim reconnaissance iV yer blood We
r
with tn light iv battle In yeer ewes.
Dock SAYS We, how did yisterdah's
engagement come OUT Magnificent
says he They must have lost at Taste
millyon I'm kilt an wounded on there
can't be more thin three or four mill
lyons left'
81 intind 20 attack Thin in foorce
to-day, an Pm siudn' in provisyona
r. tn friudly mickrobes that is har-
ASSN their Outposts.' he says. Ye be-
gin 20 feel like a gin'raL bedad. settin'
on a horse with a spyglass i'm ye'er
hand, directin tn fire iv tn artillery,
undher Colonel OLeary, while tn
frindly mickrObes with loud hurrahs
carries wan position afther another.
An whiu tn cr0ol war is over ye think
iv ye'ersif standin' on "a platform re-
vieWin' tn frindly mickrobes as they
march past undher their tattered en-
signs an maybe pcusiouin' Thin If
life. An even IL tn medicine or tn
Inimy kills We. ye can picture yeersit
like Gin raj Wolfe lsnin' on his elbow
on tn Hites is Abraham an dyin' con-
tint. an with just as good raison as
he had
"No. sir within 7 come to think iv IT,
III not deny tn pleasure iv bein' sick