The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-03-18
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Items That Are Not Intended to Hit
or Miss Anyone But Just to Tell You

, that Kip WOKE up.
That you should swat the first fl
you see, and the next, and the mex
and never let up.
That perhaps this perpetual wa
talk had something to do with tn
outbreak of the Pieute Indians il
Utah.
That the nation we need most t
fear in this land of the free and tn,
brave, and the growing up genera
ton, is procrastination.
That c. @ Farrar is contemplate
ing short trip to the southern par
of the state to satisfy himself that
Nezperce beats 'em all
That the command, "Love your
neighbor as yourself" with most
men, does not extend much farther
than their neighbors' wives.
That it's an easy matter or us 10
criticise any public official, but per-
haps very few of us would do any
better were we to change places with
them.
That this years ladies' shirt
waists have colored rope hanging
around the neck. We hope this fad
will not become genuine malady in
this section.
That two months hence, most of
us will not care whether the coal
dealer measures his wares accord
ing to troy, apothecaries or avoird-
upois weights.
That as near as we have ever
been able to figure it out, some peo-
pie have revised Scripture, saying
"Get thee behind me satan-and
push me along
That the iceman is now the fellow
who greets you with smile and
hintingly CALCULATES, ''Lordy, isn't
this hot for March-will you need
some cooler, soon3"
That the fellow who would run his
out of business and out of
he country, generally moves out of
own first that is history, and his
DRY repeats itself.
Thatit never fails-every time you
'oost your town you boost your
'wn interests. If you have had no
Experience in this line, it is time you
egin getting some.
That the lad who loafs around
nd owes everybody in town is the
anne fellow who is deeply worried
ecause the Panama canal is not
.
aging running expenses.
That you should attend the Evan
elisiic meetings now being held at
lie M. E. church, nightly. They :
would do you no harm,
nd might do you some good.
I
That the trend of the times indi- :
ates that the country will soon be
, dry that every man who is able
pucker up his lips for a whistle (
i'll be looked upon with suspicion i
That soon the fire season will ap- b
ar upon the scene and it behooves c
'erybody to clean up all rubbish V
at is such a menace to health, and b
Ell for fire, and be ever on the
ert.
That some newspapers do not ap- /
ar to improve With age like unto :
ne, and we feel that readers of .
ch cage decliners' have a right D
vote them on the retired list with :,
t pension. 4
That the water wagon and the r;
nd wagon appear about Of equal II
portance to the political jigger who W
es no other route 10 Office, or who "
S no real merit of his own to trade :
: such position.
That it will be so dry in Idaho, it
said, that some of the fellows who II
lped inau !urate the drought are 30
i'd to be intending to elbow" away,
d it might be added--good rid n
nee to bad rubbish. -
That we wonder what the fellow th
o wants and must have a hobby ",
i do now that about all the side III
ues in sight have been exhausted.
ssibly he will be driven back to da