The Alaska citizen., 1915-04-19

lI a man ls intoxicated. and the taNi,ab takes him home, this rule is essential So the idea of using the picture of the three little mon keys. and their ethical lesson as a trade mark. was adopted The lit tie Chinese ornament which was shipped to Fairbanks. was mailed to an engraving company Outside. and picture of it las since been re- Ceiyed here. So if you see the pie ture of the three monkeys about town. you will know who is re sponsible
 ignorant By this time the mem Of Our bers of the Alaskan Seasons. Engineering commission
 will realize that they have made a serious miscalculation in regard 10 the winter season in tie vicinity of Fairbanks, for they have been informed that their plan to have supplies freighted over the snow for the use of the surveyors cannot be carried out. owing to the fact that the snow is too scarce.
 Bids for sending the supplies to the various places suggested have been received by W E. Raeburn, who has charge of the local office of the commission and he has wir- ed the bids to the commission. But he explained in his telegram that the snow is gone and that the ship ment of supplies cannot be success fully accomplished in most instances nui after the river opens
 It was planned by some of t-e r,1..r,r ore ,4 IL. gortlrltie 1iht4 tE haEra the supplies for the coming season shipped in the winter time. and this would probably have been done had it not been for the delay in decid- ing the route for the railroad
 Seattle Postmaster T H. Deal Pasters has received some past Received. ers advertising Seattle
 They are considerably larger than the golden heart pas ters that are used in advertising Fairbanks. but are far less attrac- tive
 At the top of the Seattle pastors are these words: See Seattle in 1915 the purpose evidently being to attract exposition visitors to the Sound city. The picture or the past CT is that of harbor iii the fore ground. while beyond is the city with the big NJ C. Smith building looming up above all the other build ings.
 Some of the features of the pie ture might be interpreted to be sug- gestiye of Seattle's relationship to Alaska. For instance, the word is printed in gold color while the streaks arising from numerous chim- neys may be imagined to represent the Seattle Spirit" of which one hears so much in this Territory. Skirt One of the charming Too teachers of the Fair Tight banks schools has de
 cided that the new styles of dress. which will allow more free dom in walking will be very ac- ceptable. She had an experience re gently, so ahe has confided in her friends, which would have been eX- ceedingly embarrassing had she Lad the misfortune to have met a man, and it was all due to tEe tight skirt that she wore.
 This teacher went for walk to the hills northeast of town, but when she arrived there she found that her tight skirts made it al most impossible for her to climb, She was determined to mount the hill. inGsmuch as she had walked SO far for that purpose, and so she concluded to make her clothes meet this requirement.
 Accordingly the athletic young woman took off her tight skirt, and, as a result was a rather interesting figure in green Ga bright green at thaD petticoat. In this garb she mounted the hill, carrying her tight skirt on her arm. and when she re turned to the level ground she re- placed her tight skirt and walked home.
 His Did your head ever eX- Head plode? No? Well then ExpIodec. you never had an eX-
 perience like that of George Gaven of Third avenue, whose head exploded last Monday, But though it may seem strange, Mr Gavells head is still in good working order, though his hair has temporarily disappeared.
 Somebody told NJ. Gayen that coal oil was the best kind Of hair tonic. Following, the directions of his friend, he shampooed his head with coal oil, and then went down town for walk.
 After awhile he forgot about the shampoo. except when the scent of the oil occasionally reached his nos trils and then he only thought of t as great hair restorer.
 When at last he returned to his home on Third avenue, MT. Gavell took off his lat, and smoothing his hair a little set about doing some chores apout the house. One of the first things he did was to kindle a fire in stove, and right there is when trouble started. The flames somehow caused the oil in Mir. Cav els hair to explode, and then burn and for time he is supposed to have resembled an animated torch. But he had presence of mind to smother the fire at once, and thus he saved himself what would prob ably have otherwise been a serious injury. As it was, MT. Gaven was forced to have his head shaved. To Which Since the snoW went Did 1t off the ground and the Belong? sidewalks became dry, the young mothers of t e city have wheeled their babies around in baby carriages in place of on sleds. Consequently all or the repair shops of the city have