The Pulaskian., 1915-01-29

could speak up at Meeting of Direc- tors Until the year 1895 the restrict ed Side-Whisker was an accepted Trade-Mark of Commercial Probity
 This Facial Landscaping, the Frock Coat, and steadfast devotion to Toil- ct Soap made him suitable for Ex- hibition Purposes. Frances became almost fond of him, after the Honeymoon evaporated and their Romance ripened Into Acquaint- anceship.
 It was a gladstone day for both when she traced the Dope back through Swizzet County, Pennsylvania, and discovered that she was an honest-to- goodness Daughter of the American Revolution.
 Willoughby could not ask a repre- sentative of good-old Colonial Stock to ride around in a stingy Coupe with a Coon planted out on the Weather Seat
 He changed the Terms in several Leases and was enabled to slip her hot Surprise on the Birthday
 w uSH SuG CdLuG uOWn tuS OISpS lOl the usual bowl along the Avenue, so as to get some Fresh Smoke, she be- held a rubber-tired Victoria, drawn by two expensive Bang-Tails in jingly Harness and surmounted by import ant Turks in overwhelming Livery
 She was so trancified with Delight that she went right over to Willough- by and gave him a Sweet Kiss, after looking about rather carefully for the exposed portion of the Frontispiece.
 Frances did a lot of Calling within the next two weeks, and to all those who remarked upon the smartness of the Equipage she declared that the Man she had to put up with carried a Throbbing Heart even if he was an Intellectual Midge.
 Tn the year 1913, slender Young Thing, all of whose Habiliments seemed melting and dripping down ward, came wearily from Stateroom B. as the Train pulled into Reno, 1 Nevada.
 She seemed quite alone, except for a couple of Maids.
 After she had given Directions con corning the nine Wardrobe Trunks and the Live Stock, she was motored to a specially reserved Cottage at the corner of Liberty Street and Hope Avenue.
 Next day she sat at the other side of Table from Lawyer, removing the poisoned Javelins from her fragile Person and holding them up before the shuddering Shyster.
 She had a Tale of Woe calculated to pulp Heart of Stone. In blocking out the Affidavit, her sympathetic At torney made Pencil Notes as follows:
 Her name was Ethel Louise, fa- vorite Daughter of Willoughby and Frances the well-known Blue-Bloods of the Western Metropolis.
 She had finished off at Miss Sniff fie's exclusive School, which over looked the Hudson and the Common School Branches.
 After she learned how to enter a Ball-Room and while on her way to attack Europe for the third time, the Viper crossed her Pathway
 She accepted him because his name was Hubert, he looked like an Eng lishman, and one of his Ancestors turned the water into Chesapeake Bay.
 While some of the Wedding Guests were still in the Hospital, he began to practice the most diabolical Cruel ties.
 He induced her to get on his yacht and go cruising through the Mediter- ranean when she wanted to take an Apartment in Paris.
 At Monte Carlo he scolded her for borrowing 5000 Francs from a Rus sian Grand Duke after she went broke at bucking the Wheel. She had met the Duke at Luncheon the day be- fore and his Manners were perfect.
 The Lawyer said that Hubert was Pup, beyond all Cavil
 Cairo, Egypt, yielded up anothA Dark Chapter of History