The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-12-21

RUFF STUFF
Nv RED.
The stores are open at night wait:
Ing for you TO do your Christmas shop:
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Real estate statesmen id Fairmont
who have been operating without
license were fined $50 each. This is
about one tenth OF what they made
on suckers who bought land situated
Just within the 3 mile limit.
Fultton's fight managers. say he Is
going to beat Willard in six rounds.
Thought they had stamped out the
heroin evil In New Orleans.
That burglar who held up is men
and robbed them at the point OF a
glass pistol is nothing but a buffer.
There's no use arguing with the guy
that says liquor can't be brought into
West Virginia.
Next Thursday night in Squire
Fleming g court will appear a bakers
dozen Of Fairmont young men who
were caught In a gambling raid. They
mustithink it pays to advertise.
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Fairmont stores must think New
Years day dea7n't come in newspaper
offices. The ont send us any calen.
dars.@ \ ~ ~
Anthony Joseph Drexel says that
america is a rotton place, rotten
hole, no place for a gentleman to live
IN. and the people are rotten" Them's
cruel woids' Anthony;
The Germans are making explosives
out OF cod liver oil. II they do like
most of US do; that is, buy gallon
and use a teaspoonful, there should be
quite supply left for the juvenile
Teutons. ii 7" 4
kitchner says It is not true that he
Is going to wed. We also deny the
same about US, provided We live
through next year.
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The British are bathing women to
Keep them from carrying messages
from the Germans which are said to
be written in invisible Ink on thel,
skins. Bet 1t takes pull to get that
job.
s Move up in front Of the car when
you're going home with a pack Of
bundles.
IA store that has "a periscope to sell
should advertise It as the only way one
can get glimpse Of. the show win.
dows these days.
Most advertising managers of news.
papers have good jobs-until they take
the job on a paper.
II the yountsers will ony keep these
!toy fire engines from under our bare,
feet at night they can have an extra
piece Of fruit cake for. Christmas 4,
| Cut glass is all right fol-, Christmas,
\ but they don't cut IL small enough to;
put In a Tiffany setting 5s +,
| i; Applications have already been re.
ceived for Jim Ices Job. i I
What's the sense in bringing man
all the way from Point Marion to Fair
mont to beat him up Why not drop
him off at Morgantown where he lives
Land do without that dollar that B.
6 o. cops get for arresting man.
You don't forget "Dycse" do you?
A New York magistrate sends mash.
,ers to be examined for their sanity.
Fairmont would need II doctors to
every man II the plan were tried here.
The French are urged to do less
talking. The only way to stop the
French ladies from talking Is to use
blinders on them.
es''Ford discouraged about the peace
outlook" Tough luck Henry, 7 toll
you So"
One hundred and fifty dollar dia.
mond worth zoe. Is 1t any wonder the
ladies throw us down right after
Christmas?
:. The new hotel should never run out
Of fuel, It's SO be built into the coal
in the ground.
By the wayne almost forgot! Con-
gratulations, Doctor Wilson. st
Pflaroah,s Run 81.
! Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde Nicely spent
/ Wednesday evening with Mr.. and
! Mrs, CD. Keefover.
] Mrs. Eunice Smith was a visitor at
( jesse laice's Wednesday,: