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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-01-04
BUSY, so BOARD
CALLS ITS MEETING OFF

The county commissioner were 20
have met this morning. but County
H. ERIK Walker. who rs also clerk ~
the probate court, vas busy at a sos-
sion OF the latter tribunal. so the
commissioner called their meeting
of. They viii meet omorrow MORN
INK az 10 o'clock.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-01-04
cAnRAxxA aRREsT Is
p8fItIAid.Y CONFIRMED

washington. jan. 4.-bficioi dis-
patches rom Carraha headquarters
AZ Vera Cruz 10 fhe agency iwre to-
day confirm earlier reports OF the
|~arfest Of Oeuefnl Jesus carranza ard
the execution ~ all his stan on the
Isthshus 81 Tehuantepee.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-01-04
Rn-cnnnIh rnnI.hc. nnnh.

NhIclFO. Jan, = JuliUU H0FCn-
wald. the wealthy merchant indicted
for ullo9cd .allure tn iilo 70 p%ersonal
properly tnV schedule, appeared Ia
tho criminal court today d FUR
nishrd bail lof $4,000.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-01-04

failure Of q fusc ID Ignite twenty six
ourcos IT dynamite Boo "a can found 100
the vestibulc ut IA" church hy the
lanitor. Tho fuse had been igultcd
bot was ~cxtinguishcd before il had
burned 90 full length,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-01-04

Washington. Jan this ro-nom-
nation of Henry Clay Han ~ the col
ondo springs, Colorado. was ncld
up to-day hy the interstate
commerce committee nt the re-
quest of Republican senators. scua-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-01-04

wanted 90 know more about why the
commission recently reversed amt
grtntcd frcight ratio increases Go east
oru railroads.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-01-04
WHEAT PRICES SOAR
TO NEW WAR RECORD

-Chicngo, Jan. f.-Whent prices to-
day %overtopped all previous high rec
ords since the beginning of the
European war. May delivery woat 60
s1.3eA "a bushei as compared with
STAG ON september s., last. when spec
uiativa excitement Boo regard 10 trans
Atlantic developments WAS most acute.
During the advance boo wheat prices
here, O. lumT 81 lhc since saturday
night. trading appeared of a decided
iy livelicr character thau has recently
been tho rule. The explanation In q
measure was the fact hat m1rslns
required ON transactions ure now
only about half what was required not
many weeks
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-01-04

In ihe last hour of the session. te-
ports Of immense ash sales Tor
ocean shipments gave prices "a fu
Their big ltit. just before tho Dntl
gong brought business To o. halt.
wheat for May delivery, the chief
speculative option. was snapped un
in some eases aa high as sI.3t ga. q
rise OF 3 3-4 a bushel since sBturda,
night. The close was strong with tho
market 49, a whole al am advance Il
= "a 10 . ~ cents, net
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-01-04
Z TO DESTROY
CHURCH MADE VAIN
BY JANIT0R'S EFFORTS

Trenton. y. j., Jan. Am ATTEMPT
la blow up -. Joachim's Catholic
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-01-04
JANUARY
CLEARANCE
SALE

$4,000 Dcilnrs' worth 81 Clothing
and siiocS a. lie said Cor 1900 Doliar-.
Mems $500 Ovcrcoats. 5000
Mems $500 Oycrcoats ....... $3.50
Mems 500 OVcrOats ......... $500
Mems $500 an wooI suits Ss.75
Mems Trutscrs ..... $500 tn $500
Mems SIS Vcslr now go
Mcu's 75cNSc -ts now .......... SO
MEMS Odd Coats.... St.5O To sass
ruys' Suc Nest- -
Little Is0ys' suits. l............S i.25
Poys' Knee pants. ........... rs
Numon's and Missgs Long Goats;
this scsi-On's styles; were $3.50
to st5.OO, now. ..... s3.55 10 Ss.55
one bot at Women's Long Coats
............ ...... 2.s5 Ia Si.OO
GitIs' Long Goats ..Sf.5O la $3.50
Nomcn's aud Misses FUR Ncrk
Piceoa; were 500 tO $500;
now -....... ~ Ia S2.ao
Momen's and Mis-cs sweater
Gcats ......... q 10 $3.50
Chndrcn'- > SWEATER .....,., 80
Mems swcntc's ...... soc to Sa.55
nuys' Sweaters ...... AZ to si.25
1 dazcn Mems si..5 FLANNEL
SHIRTS Observation-Disclosures. NJ
200 pairs Of Mems Nomcn's. Mis-
ses. Boys and Chiidrcn's shoe at
ie~s Than Factory Cost.
WOmcn's md Mlssc- all VOL q
Mtttct- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS "a
Wonnn's and Misses aii wool 55c
Scset. Observation-Disclosures 10
2 hc-s quality Glass Tumbicr- 10
s.quait galvanized Water pail. rs
Galvanized Wash Tubs ........
............ Use, sos, G5c, aud use
~ quart Enamel stew Pans. 10
= bars oT Magic Washer Soap f. %
> harS at Lighthouse SOAP, ..... %
! bars of Lcnoy soap. .......... .2S
Arg Gloss Starch. pkg. ........ =
q rams bed Ou Strdincs. .,..... "a
3 cans best Tomatoes ......... -
2 can. hc-t STANDARD Corn. .... %
3 5c paokags~ Pop Corn .....t 10
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-01-04
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

WANTED-Oid fashioned coifs sN
shot cap and bail revolver Win
nine inch long barrel. with cylinder
Two and one hair iaches long, Win
ihe words STAMPED on barrel 4
dress Col. sam Colt, New YORK Shy
n in fair condition viii pay SLOW"
Tor same. Address chaa ". Parker
BOX aBs. Concord. California.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-01-04
DOLDE'S
"YOur Dollar Buys More
Phone ga. aiO-sIa south Second s..
Va, r.stend Government Inspection.

May I.Ntcnd Government Inspection.
Washington. Jan. "A bin cYtend-
lng federal inspection of locomotive
boilers to al equipment of "a locomo-
tive and tender WAS passed hy the
house today and went to the senate.
supreme Court iionnrs Marshall.
Waah!ugtol. Jan. 1.-The supreme
court announced no decisions ana adj
iourned uutIi tomorrow out of respect
20 the memoir Of j. NJ. Wright. r
twenty-five years its marshal, who
was buried today,
Hcrald want 3 illness timca-J
dimes.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-01-04
81, 200. 600 LEFT TO
CHARITABLE BODIES

New York. Jan. 4@~Msss Grace
Hondley Dodge. the phiianthropist.
who died n this city December ~.
last. len more thaa si.soe.Oo0 TO pub
tic and religious Institutions under
her will. MED today for probate The
requests include ei0o.o 600 each 20
Teachers college Of Columbia uniyer-
sliy and the national board OF the
Young womon's Christian association
81 the United States.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-01-04

LOST white Aneora kitten. Return
"a 7ei W. Copper and receive re-
ward,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
FINDS WILL; GETS $4,000
Engineer Overwhelmed When He
Opens Box and Finds Fortune
Left by Friend.

A windfaIl, as welcome as it was I'M
expected. came to Harvey A. Acker. a
locomotive engineer or the Reading
railway. living at Allentown. Pa, with
the finding of the win OF Radley Mohr,
retired cigarmaker and widely known
sportsman. who died at the age Of fifty
six.
Mohr for years, living very modest
ly. boarded with Acker. who was one
of his cronies, the pair often going
out together for a day with rod or
gun. Mr.. Mohr for several years, on
account of failing health, did nothing
but hunt and fish.
1t was not known or supposed that
he had any fortune. While cleaning
up his effects the morning after the
funeral Mrs. Acker came across a doc
ument which indicated it was Mohr's
viii. She showed it to Acker. who
found he was the sole beneficiary of
the estate, and Arthur J.. d. Koenig,
clerk of the orphans court of Lehigh
county, was named executor.
The will, besides b%equeathihg to
Aeker a small property, said he should
have the contents of a safe deposit
box in one of the banks, and it told
him where to find the key and how to
open the box. He called on Mr.. Koe-
Mig and the two did as directed in the
will. Their eyes opened in astonish-
ment when they found $4,000 in clean
lew bills and gold.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
Oriental Water Bottles.

Hebron, one OF the Oldest cities in
Palestine, has always been famous for
its Oriental water bottles, made of
goat skins. Here are to be found large
tanneries, where these r~eceptacles are
turned out by the thousands. Lying
upon the ground in rows may be seen
hundreds of goat skins awaiting pur-
chasers. Each skin is inflated, either
with water or with air, so that the
buyer may know it is perfectly water
tight. The majority of the skins used
come from Arabia, while a large num-
Der are also received from the Leb-
anons. They are brought to Hebron
by the camel caravans and are pur-
chased by the tanneries and turned
into bottles. They pass through many
processes and a tanner will spend a
week upon a single skin before it is
rendered water-tight and serviceable.
From Hebron these old bottles" are
sent to all parts of the East, thou
sands going down into Egypt and the
Sudan every year. They are also used
| as RATS. A number of inflated skins
are attached to a light wooden frame,
which then not only readily floats, but
is capable of carrying quite a heavy
load. Such RATS are to be Eel on the
rivers of Syria and also on the Eu-
pirates and Tigris.-Birmingham Post
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
TROUBLES OF EARLY POET
His Brainwork Lost, What Was There
to Do But Proceed to lnven-
ton of Paper?

my DEAR" said the Cave Man Poet,
appearing in the doorway of their
dwelling, chisel and mallet in hand,
did you see that page of my
poem on Spring l was cutting for
the Yearly Neolith yesterday? can't
find it anywhere in the quarry"
His wife nodded.
"Yeh," she replied ENORMOUSLY, land
l don't care-you ought to be out hunt
ing grub with the rest of the men. l
bounced it off that old pterodactyl's
bean yesterday, when he was snoop-
ing around here trying to get a couple
of the children"
And did it"
Yes, it tore in two and plopped into
the lake"
Whereupon the Cave Man threw up
both hands in despair, and proceeded
to invent paper.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
PLAYFUL DOG CHoKEs BOY
Tragic End for New York Youngster
That Came With Tug-of-War
Game With Puppy.

Thomas Santerano, five years of
age, and his cousin, Angelina, aged
seven, were playing in the yard of
their home with a cloth dog, sliding
him down a cellar door and now and
then tying him to clotheslines that
dangled from a fire escape.
A real dog, unkempt, lean, and no
lineage whatever, entered the yard
and the children forgot the cloth dog
to play with the stranger.
Thomas, standing on the cellar door,
tipped the clothesline, and the dog
seized it. He tugged n way and
Thomas the other the boy slipping
around on the cellar door and laugh
ing. In some way the rope got about
his neck. He tugged to free himself
and the dog resisted.
The little girl didn't understand
why her cousin didn't shout and laugh
any more. She a screaming into
the tenement. When the neighbors
came they found the boy dead. They
drove the dog away and carried the
boy to his mother.-New York Sun.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
NO WAR TAX ON
CANADIAN LANDS
UntruthfuI Reports Circulated by
Interested Parties.

Defaming a neighbor at the expense
Of the truth does not help those who are
guilty of the practice, and it may be
said that those spreading false re-
ports about Canadian lands, in the
hope that they may secure customers
for their own, will certainly fail of
their purpose. False statements so
maliciously circulated will sooner or
later be disproved. And, as in the
case of the lands of Western Canada,
the fertility of which is now so well
known to people of every state in the
United States, the folly of this work
shows an exceeding short sighted
ness on the part of those guilty of the
practice.
The present var has given some of
these people the opportunity to exer-
else their art, but in doing 1t they are
only arousing the curiosity of those
who read the statements and a trifing
investigation will only reveal their I'M
truthfulness.
A very foolish statement has re-
Gently appeared in a number of pa
pers, reading in part as follows
1T is believed that as a result of the
war tax on land imposed by the Cana
dian Government a number of former
Dakota farmers who went to the Brit
ish Northwest will be compelled to re-
turn to the United States. Informa-
tion has been received that the tax
will amount to about $500 for each
farm Of 100 acres, which in the Ease
Of many of the former residents of the
two Dakotas would practically amount
to confiscation."
To show that the public has doubt
ed, hundreds of inquiries have been
made the Government at Ottawa,
Canada, only to bring out the most en-
phatic denial. A f~ull-iedged lie of this
kind has, of course, only a short life,
and will tell in the end against those
who forge 1t and spread it, but, as a
Winnipeg paper points out, it is most
complimentary to the agricultural pos
sibilities Of Western Canada to find
that rival farming propositions need
audacious mendacity Sf this descrip-
ton to help them.
What is the truth? The Saskatche-
wan Government has authorized a levy
Of $40 per quarter section on unculti-
waited lands owned by non-residents.
The Alberta Government has imposed
a Provincial tax of 10 mills On the as
sessed value Of all uncultivated lands.
There are some special applications of
these taxes, but the main provisions
are as above. Those vacant lands
held by non-residents in Western Can
ada form a grave problem. They are
making for poor communities, pool
schools and poor social and economic
conditions generally. By having them
cultivated the owners as well as the
districts in which they are located
will benefit alike. 1t is for this reason
that the Government has recent,
asked the cooperation Of the non-resi
dents. The high price Of grain fo
some years to come, and the genera
splendid character of Western Canads
land will make the question vel
worth consideration .-Advertisemen
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
Just Recreation.

A weather-beaten damsel somewhat
over six feet in height and with a pair
of shoulders proportionately broad ap-
peared at a back door in Wyoming
and asked for light housework. She
said that her name was Lizzie and ex
planned that she had been Ill with ty-
phoid and was con~valescing.
Where did you come from, Lizzie?'
inquired the woman of the house.
Where have you been?"
1--WE been working out on Howell's
ranch,' replied Lizzie, "diggin' post
holes while I was gittin' my strength
back"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
LOVE RETURNS AS
FORTUNE CHANGES
Riches Revive Woman's Interest
in Her CASTOR Husband.
MAN DOES NOT FORGET
sneers at Early Poverty Turn Mar
Into cynic. Yet He Is Making For
tune Drawing Pictures Peo-
pie Laugh Over.

New York.-This is the story of a
couple which shall be nameless, be-
cause of the prominence the man has
attained.
They had been deeply in love when
they married. That was ten years ago.
Much has happened in ten years, and
in their case they had drifted apart.
At first there were little scraps, mend
ed by a kiss and a few loving words.
BY degrees the rift became larger.
She wanted the comfort, il not the lux
uries of life, and told him many times
Of the motor lars and theater boxes
she could have If she had married
Tom, Dick or Harry instead of him.
Once he used to weave stories of a
tomorrow, but tomorrow never came,
The Separation and Sacrifice.
you are never satisfied" he said
after one of these quarrels. you have
no belief in me. Perhaps l don't
amount to much. We don't get on.
You remain here and I'll find a place
for myself. I'll let you have enough
to keep you going-$25 a week"
She agreed to this joyfully, and in a
few days he removed to a furnished
room not many blocks away. Each
week she received an envelope with
the stipulated amount in 1t. Other
wise they lived as strangers.
The man had only left himself
enough out of his salary to keep him.
self alive. There was no overplus for
amusements, and his chief recreation
was reading at the public library.
The Pencil Of Destiny.
One evening, having finished his eve
ming paper, he took up a pencil and be-
gan to draw on the edge. He had a
sense of humor and was making q
comic picture of something he had
just read. He was fond Of drawing
and had given much time to 1t before
his marriage, 4
Then he took a sheet Of paper and
drew several comic sketches, and they
amused him SO much that just for fun
he sent one to a comic paper. 1t was
accepted and the editor asked fol-
more He kept on drawing and in
three years had attained a reputa
ton under the name Of "Scorn."
The Woman's Interest Revives.
Meanwhile his wife lived on in the
old house, perfectly contented and
only slightly curious when her allow
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

VIC Lay tHC EHNSiUPC OOtitoiISu VoSs
ance was gradually increased. When
one day the envelope contained $50
she decided to go after him. She
called at the place where he had been
employed when they parted and asked
to see him. The clerk grinned.
HE left over a year ago."
She rushed to the house where he
had roomed. HE left over a year
ago." she was informed. Still the $50
arrived regularly.
The Town of Tomorrow.
In California lives a thin mar who
is something Of a cynic. His reputa-
ton as a comic artist is established
and money easily to him. Once
a pretty asked him why he
lived alone.
Il have a wife," he told her. Il
left her because she didn't believe
in me. | am never going to take her
back. 1t hurts a man to be tied to q
bundle Of pessimism in p%etticoats."
And did she love your" the pretty
woman asked.
Il hardly think So"
Once his agents wrote him that she
wanted to know where he lived.
Tell her." he wrote, that | am | n
the Town Of Tomorrow"
And she understood.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
PREMATURE BADNESS
Due to Dandruff and Irritation, Pre-
vented by c%utlcura.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. Daily
shampoos with Cuticura Soap and
occasional applications of Cuticura
Ointment gently rubbed into the
scalp skin will do much to promote
hair-growing conditions.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

Mr.. J.. M. Sinclair. ed for four years
and was in a nervous state and very
much depressed. The doctors medi-
cine didn't help me, so | decided to
try Dodds Kidney Pills, and l cannot
say enough to express my relief and
thankfulness, as they cured me. Dia.
mond Dinner Pills cured me Of Con.
stipation.".
Dodds Kidney Pills, SOC. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Dodds Dyspepsia Tab.
lets for Indigestion have been proved.
soc. per box.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
BURIED IN A STAGE COFFIN
Actor Had Used It Short Time Be
fore In Escape Stunt Dur
ing Play.

Shelby, Mich.-Jefferson Howard,
member OF a theatrical company
showing here. was found dead in bed
recently.
An act staged by this company in
every town 1t stopped was featured
by the escape of Howard, from a
coffin fastened securely and boxed.
These collins were always borrowed
from the local undertaken.
Howard's body was carried from
the theater to the train in the ;,me
coffin he had a short time before es.
capped from.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

ALIENS FOoT-EAsE for the TROOPS
Over 100000 packages OF Aliens Foot-Ease, the
aUtiseptic powder to shake into your shoes, are
being used by the German and Allied troops at
the Front because 1t rests the feet, gives In
slant relief to Corns and Bunions, hot, swollen
aching, tender feet, and makes walking easy.
Sold everywhere, 25c. Try 1t TODAY. Don't
accept any substitute. Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
Some Uprising.

Tim-My wife and I have had a
quarrel. You know, she is getting
frightfully stout and last night l told
her she looked like an inflated bal
loon.
Jim-Well, you can hardly blame
her for going up in the a~ir.-Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
M latter CT Sex.

"This is one of the spiciest books |
ever read remarked the hardware
drummer, as he turned over another
leaf.
"So?" queried the hotel clerk.
whats the name Of the authoress?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
The Kind.

$50 they have cleared the water
of mines IL miles for the ~warships'
advance in Turkish waters?"
yes, 10 | hear"
could that be called a sweeping
victory?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
The Situation.

They are having a hard time in
the Dardanelles just now, aren't
they?"
well, they do seem to be in
straits"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

"This fee business is a nuisance.
You have to give one everywhere to
get the least service"
II know it. Even il you want to
speak politely to a lady, you have
to tip your hat"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

Inflammation of
the bladder. La
ter l became so
much o r that
l consulted a
doctor, who said
that l had Dia-
betes and that
my heart was af-
Q>k- .ae-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
Preposterous.

1.-THE poor fellow was simply driven
to his grave"
We'll, why not? You wouldn't COM
pei a dead man to walk there, would
your"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

How did you find life in the
tropics?"
''All that I expected it to be-"
you were not disappointed then"
Not at all. | thought it was going
to be the next thing to Hades. and
it was"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

testimonial. Mrs. LAWRENCE MAR
TIN, IL King ST., Westbrook, Maine.
Mansion, Wis. eat the Change Of
Life ! suffered with pains in my back
and loins until / could not stand. / also
had night-sweats SO that the sheets
would be wet. / tried other medicine
but got no relief. After taking one bot
tie of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound / began to improve and /
continued its use for six months. The
pains left me, the night-sweats and hot
flashes grew less, and in one year l was
a different woman. | know I have to
thank you for my continuedgo goo health
ever since. - Mrs. M. j. BRowNELL,
Mansion, Wis.
The success of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled in such cases.
II you want special advice write to
Lydia e. Pinkham Medicine Co. Conf
dential) Lynn, Mass. Your letter win
be opened, read and answered by q
woman, and held in strict confidence.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
Natural Reason.

Indians face death more bravely
than white men,"
Naturally. Indians like to dye"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
rhe NecessarY Start.

Professor, do you think my daugh-
ter has any qualifications for the pt-
amor"
Well, she has two hands, madam
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

Some people are SO careless they
don't care what happens, so long as
It doesn't happen to them.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
Their Specifications.

What are the D~ardanelles, pop?"
They are the kind Of knells that
are ringing for Turkey just now, my
boy"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

Too many men who boast of being
self-made seem to have been inter-
rupted before the Job was finished.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08
AS PLAYED nv Ear

Why are you p%rejudiced against
golf? You saw the game"
mo; but once / heard part Of one"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1915-04-08

Grass is naturally green, but after a
man has bumped up against q grass
widow he is apt to imagine he is
color blind.