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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

An awkward situation confronting
France after the close of the war VIII
be that Of pensions for widows Of the
Senegalese soldiers of the French
army who may be killed. These fight
ers are Mohammedans. The Koran
allows them as many wives as they
may care to take. And some take al
they can get. Hence the pension mat
ter is a serious one, a possible z
widows and 100 children. Wheel a
great bond issue looms in sight.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

The armed guard" pest got It's
knocks while the strike at Bayonne
lasted, and one OF these was from
Sheriff Kincaid. Any person whose
property is in danger is entitled TO
have It protected. But before calling
in for such purpose gang of unknown
men from every quarter the power oi
the local sheriff should be exhausted
4 is his function to summon extra
nalD
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
constlpatI0n cured overnIght

A small dose of Po-Do-Lax tonight
and you enjoy full free, easy bowel
movement in the morning. No grip
ing. for Po-Do-L Lax is Podophyllin
(May Apple) without the gripe. Po-
Do-L.ax corrects the cause OF Consti-
patton by arousing the Liver, increas-
ing the flow OF bile. Bile is Natures
antiseptic in the bowels With prop
or arount OF bile, digestion in bowels
is perfect. No gas. no fermentation
no constipation Don't be sick, nerv-
Gus. irritable. Get a bottle of Po-Do-
Lax from your Druggist now and cure
your Constipation overnight
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

There is By far a greater preva-
lence Of pneumonia, per thousand
population, in the southern part OF
The United States than in the north
ern part OF Canada Pneumonia IS
not a disease OF cold climates or cold
weather. as people commonly mag
inc il is most frequent in temperate
or warm climates and in the warmer
part OF the year when people still
rely too much upon closed doors and
windows and stoves TO protect
them from exposure.
An alarming epidemic OF pneumo-
MIA on the Canal Zone among labor
ers on the Panama Canal was thor
oughly investigated by DR.. Gorgas,
the famous sanitary head OF our med
icai corps there. Gorgas found that
men who slept in damp clothes, in
drafty hunks. were no more suscep-
tible to pneumonia than those who
slep. in dry clothes and sidestepped
the drafty places He found that
weather conditions had nothing to do
with the disease at all. The actual
cause. as he demonstrated in a very
practical manner, was simply too
close orowding in the barracks. So
soon as the men were housed in
small, detached shacks the epidemic
ceased. DR.. Gorgas noted the same
result when he was summoned to The
Rand in South Africa by the British
government to stamp out an epidemic
in that tropical district.
Pneumonia reaches its high water
mark in March in America. that
being the month when people are
most susceptible to injection with
the pneumocoocus pneumonia and
Dr Brddy ,cili ansrer az question
is Of general interest II ical Oc dnSircI
be dnsrcred personally n stamped. dd
trul not prescribe for individual cases
10 Dr. William Bradu. care Of this Ne
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
Pneumonia, The House Disease

"cold" GERM. BY reason OF the vim
ter's coddling.
Catching cold,' and "exposure,t
in the ordinary sense OF thoss
phrases. have no more 10 do with
pneumonia and the other respiratory
diseases than they have with hang
nail or senility.
One in every FIVE persons. healthy
or i'll. harbors wrulent pneumococei
in his mouth, nose or throat, and $
therefore a potential distributor OF
injection.
II must be clearly understood that
the pneumococcus, which in one case
causes pneumonia. may express itself
in another case as coryza C'simple
head cold'D, and vice versa. Also
sore throat. tonsilitis. bronchitis and
middle ear infection (running ear or
acute gathering in the earl must be
looked upon as interchangeable ex-
pressions OF pneumococcus infection
in the majority of cases Hence you
never can tell what yours Will be
when you pick up the much too
common cold" germ.
AQlldAA - A.iN AAANeic Va AAAANNNAN'
personal contact. Kissing, swap
ping gum,pencils, personal articles Of
any kind recently contaminated with
saliva, especially among children.
Open face sneezing or coughing.
Licking the fingers to facilitate hand
ling papers or pages. then touching
other hands with the contaminated
fingers. And last, and least, we be-
Ieve, expectorating in public places.
We think this latter a much over
drawn evil, though common decency
demands that expectoration in public
shall be prohibited.
s pertaining 10 Health n popr question
I'd through these columns. II NOT il iriU
dressed envelope is enclosed. Or. BrddD
or make diagnoses. ADDRESS all letters
icSpdper.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
nAH ORIGIN oE SPORTS

To the ordinary observer, the sight
OF a jollyscrowd OF people at ball
game is a pleasant one. The antics OF
humorous or enthusiastic coachers,
the yells OF the crowd and the air of a
general romp makes the world seem
like a very jolly place. Scenes like
these seem a wholesome offset TO the
toilsome sides Of life. Many work.
ingman's week is frightened.
But there are some persons to
whom this philosophy does not appeal,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
81 wEE -MS z1 81 y q ~ =
VAGRANT VERSE.
zg-E MmMa & 3 "a " y " " "
HUNGER,

The starving men they walk the dusk
with hunger in their eyes;
To them a lighted house is like
A lamp of Paradise.
IA Is in the window in the dusk
That marks the drifter's coast;
II is the thought of love and light
That mocks the drifter most.
No ! | have been starving man
And walked the winter dusk,
And have known how life may be
A heaven and husk.
The fainting hands, they pulled my
sleeve
And bade me curse the light,
But had seen rich mans face
That looked into the night
A hungry face, a brother face,
That stared into the gloom
And starved for light and starved fol
love
Within a lighted room
Dana Burnet, in Harper's Magazine
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

Nineteen miles from home, gCith q than-
Ger-St0rm coming up.
pointed remark in the presence of a
large number of admirers.
A pointed remark couched in a few
cutting words will often let an entire
cyclone Of Importance out of human
windbag, and will cause him 70 climb
nimbly over a peanut shell in his haste
to go away
A lot Of us are called upon at some
time or another to view the puncture
of an automobile tire with wild regret.
But there are many human automobile
tires as yet unpunctured, and the world
is waiting for the glad event with i'll
concealed impatience.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
SNAP SHOTS


THE trouble with the man who
uses a safety razor is that ne
insists on making full and
complete confession.
The reason married man hates to
wear his good clothes is because he
hasn't any.
There are various ways of conceal
ing ones identity, but marrying a
prima donna seems to be the most
successful.
The baldheaded barber nearly, all
ways knows sure cure for it.
A boys idea Of unnecessary trouble
IS to wash his hands. A boys idea
OF submitting to an indignity is to
wash his neck
In searching for arguments against
the saloon the fact that buttermilk is
sold in most of them should not be
overlooked.
The weather is always cool enough
for furs if they're new. N
Sartorial art finds many forms OF
expression. Jasper Ellington's idea
Of dressing for party is to button
his vest.
confess that have never been
able to understand what the Judge
saw in Maud Muller.
There are exceptions to every other
rule, but a man with a prominent
Adams apple should not wear wing
collax
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
Her Masters Voice

0. May a aVife haze q diVoree, an
der the laaes of Illinois, svhere her hnS-
band constantly nSeS agly aud a6HSive
language tozCdrd her?
A. The mere use of angry or abusive
language will not afford a ground for
divorce. If, however, there is more
than one act OF actual physical violence,
a bill may be filed on the ground OF
cruelty.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
0f4ginOaAgiiii
cSTRlCKLAND W. GILLIAN

YOUR NEXT YEARS. CIR.
The car that you will buy next-l heck
she is peach
She has the latest gimicks on, twelve
foot-six-inch reach.
She has a hood fathom long, lin fact
there's nothing new
Or up-to-date-or further sull-your
next-year's car won't do.
This year, Of course. you've got to buy
a shackly bunch OF tim
A common, crawly road-louse with
lot OF rattles in
But next year--then is when you'll
have the bully bunch in bank,
And you can buy the dandy boat that
never saw a crank
The car that you will buy next year
has vases for bouquets;
Has leather cushions two teet deep,
stove for chilly days;
Has eighty horses hid beneath her bon
net all the while
The car You'll buy next season has
your ths-year's beat mile !
This is the only trouble that the
shrewdest can detect
The finest line OF argument has often
one defect;
The one big obstacle TO which my spirit
ave succumbs
Is that it always stays this year
that next year never comes
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

The old sloop Of war Portsmouth Is
TO be broken up in the harbor OF Port
land, ore. How many know that this
was the vessel which, in lS46, tooK
possession of the bay OF San Fran
cisco for the United States?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
He Donated Money

0. If man puts his name dozen on
subscription list circulated for the
purpose of raising money 70ith I0hich
10 erect Y. lf c. A, building is he
nuder a legal obiigction to pay the
amount SnbScribedy
A. Yes, provided work has been
done, money expended or liability in
Cured on the faith Of such subscrip
ton.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
Recommends Chamberlainls Collie,
rkotara and Dfarrhoea Remedy.

4 never hesitate to recommend
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and Di
arrhoea Remedy" writes Sol VII
liams. merchant, Jesse, Tenn. Il sell
more of it than of any other prepa,
rations OF like character | have us
ed it myself and found It gave me
more relief than anything else have
ever tried for the same purpose
Obtainable everywhere.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
TIE IITNEY

IT, jitnibus is a regular automobile
that has become militant.
1t is an amateur motor car turned
professional
II runs in towns where the street
car service has been rotten according
TO popular opinion.
And there are no other kinds OF
towns
They do not run in Chicago because
nobody expects to have convenient
transportation there
Have YOU ever stood on Adams
Street near the w. K. union station
and waved all day Tuesday for car
that RMS only every other Wednesday?
1t gives one a shivery feeling to feel
ones transfer expiring in ones hand.
When it begins to turn cold one is in
clined to drop it.
! have often had rigor mortis set in
on a transfer at almost any street in
tersection in our great western metrol-
lipus where Satan and Sunday 60 to
the mat
This is the answer to the question,
why is the jitnibusS
The jitnibus is not permanent in
stitution every place.
As soon as the street railway service
is improved, people will quit riding in
the buses and the cars will stop run
ming.
In some towns the spirit OF seventy
six will live longer, and the Boston
teaparty will 60 on quite awhile
There are many answers to whence
comes the word jitney?' and none Of
them is right.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
Unfinished
E,pics ! :
byJACR HELLER4AA ZNA1
nm EM Con
A Mans Emotions on Having
Protected a Helpless Woman

What saw you in my face that
made you fly
To me, of all that multitude of
men
About you, when the riot start
ed? What
Persuaded you to put your faith
in me
And clutch my arm and lift your
timid eyes
In trustfulness? =? All, was it not,
perhaps,
A something born of years be-
hind the plough,
Back on the farm-a something
that remains,
Still, in my face, of honesty and
truth,
That told you / was different
from the rest
Nofe.-UnGRiShed because The
author discoDercd that his match
and lpqIlef WcFe missing.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
VEST POCKET ESSAYS
BY George Fitch
PUNCTURES

important individual swollen with COM
pressed brag, shrink into nothing at all
and disappear around the first corner,
when quiet man with an earnest
physique has punctured himc with a
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
ISN'T 1T CONFUSTNGt

He.-Every woman knows it IS easy
10 trump up a charge of breach Of
promise against any prominent man,
She.-Yes, and every prominent man
lnows it is easy to make breach OF
iromise suit BY a comparatively un-
lnown woman appear like blackmail.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
She Lost the Job

Q. The manager Of a store sorote
TO miHiner, offering to employ her in
the millinery department and asking
for rebiy BY return mail She con-
sidered he matter for f5e or Sir days
and then aerofe him. accepting The
place. In the meantime, he had en-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
Letter Lost but Contract Exists

o. Mr.. J. submitted an offer to Mr.
IN bv means of a letter 1UhictI 5UaS duly
mailed and 7Vhich a0aS recei5'ed By Mr..
N. Mr.. N. accepted the offer and de-
bosifed his letter in the mails, bH It
failed 10 reach Mr.. J. Is there con-
tract beta0een fhemY
Nae
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
Assessing Property Owners

O What PoaVerS does a cify haze ~
making street improvements and as
sessing property o5pners for hemY
A. Such powers as are conferred
upon the city by constitutional statute.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

Have The Leader mailed TO your
address before leaving on your Vaea'
ton; just like a letter from home
Address changed as often as desired
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
Fist Fights are Barred

o. IVhere one man uScS abnSi9e and
inSnlfiHg language to1oard another, 10IH
the latter be justified, in ia7o in resent
ing it by reSortHg TO torceY
No
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

1usIness office. No. los W. Harrison.
Composing and Press rooms, NO, w. "
Harrison. Editorial rooms; No. 10, y W.
Harrison. To reach an uepH' '''''s'
phone extension rs.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
-zzs'PEOPLE7S-a7 VIS7a9]
LEGALFRlEND(7aIf)
dv E. r. .BRANSON MS21HJ

bloyed some one else. Could she SE
him and get dapIdgesF I,
A. No Her acceptance should have
been within the time specihed.
The Boss Fired Him
O. aoas recently employed as
chauffeur at a fixed rate of sUdgeS to
be baid eVery Week. Ny employer
promised me at the fine 10 keep me dt
last three months, but said also that
II he did not need my SerVices he
7could give me tao lueeks notice. after
I had sgorked for him for four aeekS.
he discharged me sWthom giSing me
notice and 9Cithom saying aphy he dis
charged me. Could l bring suit against
himg
Yes
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
THE DAILY LEAD Z u
ey LssLlg 9. NIeLAck

published from The Daily Leader ouiiu,
~ west Harrison avenue. and ente'eu
At the Guthrie postofflce as second e'aSs
matter.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
To Drive Out Malaria

Tc Drive Out Malaria
And Build Up The System
Take the Old STANDARD GROVE 5
TASTEI.ESS chill TONIC. You
know what YOU are taking as the
formula is printed on every label
showing It is Quinine and Iron in a
tasteless form. The Quinine drives
out malaria. the 1roE builds up the
gystem. 80 cents.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

calls for society meetings, caras oi
thanks. obituary notices, resolutions So
ciety and church socials. lecture notices, notices,
calls for church meetings except SUNDAY
sermon) are considered as advertising
and viii be charged for.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
WHAT 1T MEANS.

The matter of local option usually
resolves itself into the query, Am /
my brothers (bar) keeper
HTMMELl JUST THINK OF TT
Ii would be an awfully rude and un-
chubby thing if some one were to drop
a bomb on The Hague peace hut,
wouldn't it?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

Man must have some fears, hopes
and care for the coming morrow
Schiller.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

Only he who puts on the garment OF
humility finds how worthily it clothes
his life. Phillips Brooks.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

If the Austro. Germans keep on they
may drive the Russians to drink again
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

SOMEBODY ANSWER HIM.
do they call them variety shows
because they're all alike?'
r. B. s.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

The greatest fault OF penetrating
wit is to go beyond it's mark;-La
RochefoUcauld.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
DOESN,T THLg WAR DRAG

HLONU, 7 IITUUNII!
Want Ad in a KeolSuk newspaper
some months since:
".WANTED-Ready-to-wear saleslady
Fine opening"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
HTS RECOCNTZED WEAKNESS

A Judge.-What is Peskadore's repu
tation for truth and veracityi
Witness.-All right, from the FIRST OF
October to early April.
Judge.--Why not after early April?
Witness-The fishing season begins
hen.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

Merely to breathe freely does no
mean to live Goethe.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

The Leader reserves tho right 70 releo'
anv advertising matter that It may deem
Improper and not according 70 co"'laee.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

New York office: N. NJ. Sheffield
Special Agency. - ,o,,
Chicago office; n. NJ, shelilelo Asen-.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
FfNNTGIN FILOSOFY.

TIL mon that TURNS sta-ate's ividince
an gifts free is niver very proud av
his freedom, begorry.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

The Leader Is not responsible Tor au-
vertisements ordered or diseon''nusu -
telephone
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

Per month, by carrier ..--....f'''''' =,
per year,o by carrier. in advance ~
Per year. by mail. ia advanee'''''' ~
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

There are various ways of conceal
ing ones identity, but marrying a
prlma donna seems to be the most
successful
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

The reason a married man hates to
wear his good clothes IS because he
hasn't any.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

Oh. only free soul will never grow
old. Richter
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
The Boss Fired Him


D. IF a bllysiridn sells ms Prdftice
and then ye1esfdblisleS himself svithin
the territory prohibited BY the terms OF
The contract, srsH lie make himself la
bie?
A. II the contract was reasonable as
TO time and territory and not Invalid
as being in restraint of trade, he will
make himself liable by violating it.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
THE[R REAL NSE

A real use has been discovered for
aeroplanes and other skycraft in this
w.k. war: To fight each other.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

It the nose OF Cleopatra had been
shorter. the whole face of the earth
would have been changed. Pascal.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

THE trouble with the man who
uses a safety razor is that ne
= insists on making full and
confession.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

The baldheaded barber nearly, al,
ways knows sure cure for it.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
~ n u " s. xw & s ma u "a "
q BRILLIANTS. J.

y M y * y 4 = y M y 3 q = s 3
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
SHE HAD BEEN TO n MUSICAL
COMEDY

"What is the name of that half-circle
OF lights right above the stage?
"Why, you must mean the obscenium
arch"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
oAlLy SUBSCRIPTION RATES

MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED pHEss
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
1t Scots Him but He Doesn't Like 1t

o. h certain company is about TO
erect a factory near my residence, ~ a
nice neighborhood. II the factory is
bmt nb, it 7viH be nuisance qcitf rs
smoke and noise and soill greatly dis
fnrb and annoy me aud is likely 10 1t-i
feet The gdluc Of my property. What
can I do?
A. Ifyou can show special and ire
parable injury as the probable result.
YOU can enjoin the company. Consult
with your lawyer about it.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03
Husband Can Surrender Property
Rights

Q. Does husband haze The right,
mder the la7oS Of Illinois, 10 make an
agreement aciti his 5Oife by sghieh he
giues up all his interest IN her real
estate or other property?
A. Yes. BY means of contract
with his wife, he may give up all claims,
whether of dover or otherwise, in her
real estate and her personal property.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

A boys idea Of unnecessary trouble
IS to wash his hands. A boys idea
Of submitting to an indignity is to
wash his neck
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

Sartorial art finds many forms Of
expression. Jasper Ellington's idea
OF dressing for party is to button
his vest.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

confess that | have never been
able to understand what the Judge
saw in Maud Muller.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

In searching for arguments against
the saloon the fact that buttermilk is
sold in most Of them should not be
overlooked.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-08-03

There are exceptions to every other
rule, but a man with a prominent
Adams apple should not wear a wing
collaG
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-13

AS THE YEARS PASSED
Twenty years ago l paid that
woman glowing compliments"
And now?".
81 pay her alimony."
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-13

-~R% ~ N4%NSH
n. yesterday when was COM
ing back in the subway from the polo
grounds where muggsy Macgraw and
his teme was digging further into the
celler herd good COAX which will
tell you about
one of the giants has little baby
in his home and the baby has lit
tie colick like all babies have my nav
says
and at mite the baby gets a bunch
that it ought to stay up all mite and
keep the family up too which is purity
tGff on this here baseball player who
is a pitcher and has to work purity
hard every day for about 1 hr and
80 minits
that mite the baseball players kid
wanted to get up at a. m. in the
morning and his NAV says to the kids
paw, get up and walk around with the
pore dear for a while and then turns
over for another snooze.
pop gets up and steps around with
the kid for several hours without no
success, for the kid kept on bawling
louder and louder
mary, he hollers at his wife, if Nc
Graw saw me now he wood ty can
to me and send me back to the mi
nors sure
why, inkwires his wife
because amt got no control of the
bawl at all 4
-O-O-
AS THE YEARS PASSED