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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
Paralysis Fatal to
Rev. A. N, Smith

Rev. Adolphus Nj. Smith, a widely
known retired minister of the Evan
gelical Lutheran Church, died al
1l.30 O'Clock Wednesday morning at
his home, several miles southeast of
Winchester, on the Front Royal road.
after an illness of paralysis and
sickness incident to advanced age.
Rev. Mr.. Smith suffered three strokes
of paralysis, the last on Monday of
this week. He was in his eighty-ffth
year.
The funeral services will be held at
the family residence at 2 30 O'Clock
Friday evening by Rev. DR.. George
5. Bowers. pastor of Grace Lutheran
Church of Winchester, after which
the remains will be inferred in Mount
Hebron Cemetery, this city.-Win.
Star.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
H0M'S This :?

We offer One hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Balls Catarrh
Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY " Co, Toledo, o.
We. the undersigned, have known
F. ]. Cheney for the asst 10 years. and
believe him perfectly honorable in
all business transactions and flnan
cially able to carry out any obliga
tions made by the firri.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE.
Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system
Testimonials sent free. Price Is cents
per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton. adv.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
- = =TSTRASBURG.

i Jacob Crabill died early Mon
day morning at his home a
Fishers Hill, after an illness Of
several weeks of tuberculosis
He was sixty-two years old. He
was treated in the Strasbure
Hospital several months ago and
afterward returned to his home,
Besides his wife he is survived
by three soEs and one daughter.
Mrs. Robert Snapp died Sat-
urday afternoon. She had been
IN failing health for about two
years but her condition had been
critical only a few weeks, death
being due TO jaundice. Mrs.
Snapp was forty-five years old,
and besides her husband is sur
vived by one daughter, Miss
Garrett Snapp. The funeral
was held at 3 o'clock Sunday
afternoon from the Snapp resi-
dence. Services were conducted
by Rev. r. C. Meeks of the
Methodist Church of which Mrs.
Snapp waSa member.
Mrs. Clarence Smoot died Sun-
day of tuberculosis. She is sur
vived by her husband and four
children, the oldest being only
ten years of age. The funeral
was held Monday afternoon at 3
o'clock. Rev. ]. D. Hanaker
conducted the services. Inter-
ment was in the cemetery at
Fishers Hill.
The infant child of Mr.. and
Mrs. James Lake died Saturday
aud was buried Sunday.
Rev. P. E. Lambert, presiding
elder, conducted quarterly con-
ference. at the Methodist Church
Saturday. This was the last
quarterly meeting before the
annual conference.
Postmaster J. E. Rogers and
family left Friday for St. Peters
burg, Fla. to spend a week,
Miss Bruce Funkhouser, of
Maurertown. is visiting her aunt,
Miss Maggie Funkhouser at the
home Of r. f. Borden.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
When Was 1t :?

The great blizzard when it was so
cold, and the snow was so deep that
court day passed with q IS enough of
men to form jury of five, was in
February 1889
The snow was % inches deep and
on the 10th and 18th the mercury
ranged from 20 to % degrees below
zero.
1t was evidently one OF the years
when the ground hog saw his shadow
A comparison of that February with
this month should convince the
greatest unbeliever of the wisdom of
the ground hog.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
funk-StuItZ.

Mr.. and Mrs. Roscoe Funk have
returned from Hagerstown, Md :,
where on last Saturday at l O'Clock
they were married at the Baptist
Church by the pastor, Rev. E. K.
Thomas.
Mrs. Funk was previous to her
marriage Miss Leila Lee Stul'z daugh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. Timothy Stultz
of this place.
Mr.. Funk is the eldest soc of Mr..
and Mrs. William Funk of North
Main Street and is employed with
Mr.. j. r. Miller, the tailor of this
place.
For the present Mr.. and Mrs. Funk
will reside with his parents
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
Social Events.

The young people of Edin 5arg CO.
ter.ained at Progressive Rook last
Friday night at Hotel Edi,. burg.
Prizes were won by Misses Ophelia
Wightman and Mary Wren and
Messrs. Robert Irwin and Arthur
Marston
The committee ir charge vas com-
posed of Miss Rebecca oo.~mon,
Mrs. Earl Humston, Mrs. c. H.
Fadely and Mr. F. Lee Emswil er.
A delightful luncheon was served
at the conclusion of the game
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
VIRGINIA..

V hOI n L ~.
In the Clerks Office of Shenandoah
County, January 2lst, 1915.
Tobias Keller's Admrs. Complts
VS. In Chancery.
George w. Miller and wife, c. B.
Guyer, Trustee, The Peoples Ma
tional Bank, of Strasburg, Moses
n. Conner, and Archie ShiIlinberg,
Defts.
The object of this suit is to sell Ger
tain real estate now owned by Lula NJ
Miller, wife of George w. Miller, to
pay off and discharge certain bond
secured by vendors lien.
1t appearing by affidavit filed that
the defendants. Moses n. Conner and
Archie Shilinberg, are non-residents
of this state it is ordered that they
appear within fifteen days after the
due publication hereof and do what
may be necessary to protect their in
|terests
NJ. B. WUNDER, CLERK
G. E Pence, p. q.
Jan. 29-3ws.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
Thanks.

We desire to return our thanks to
Mr.. Robert e. McInturff, of McComb
City, Miss, for a package of his
White Chief Remedy to be used for
burns, cuts, poisonous sores, eczema,
etc.
Mr.. McInturif is q son of the late
Levi McInturff of this place and is
one of Steamboats, boys who has
made good ia his adopted home.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
NOTICE..

To Jas. o. Roller, strasburg Land
and improvement Co. and A. M.
Baker:
Take notice that purchased at sale
of land, Jan. Ssh, 1912, for tie xes OF
the year 1910, Lot No 80 Block 6; Lot
/, Block II; and Lot No. 16 Block 81
Davis District and that | shall apply
to the Clerk OF the Circuit Court OF
Shenandoah County for title to the
same G. w. SPENCE.
Jan, 22-4t.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
LOCAL ADVERTISEMENTS

Fresh groceries at Locke's.
Save money go to Locke's.
New spring goods at Locke's.
All cur cioaks / off at Locke's.
$1,000 cioaks So. Sc at Locke's.
Car load cotton seed meal just re-
ceived. Shen. Farmers Union.
Ladies tailor. made suits reduced to
price at L1cke's.
Sw;fts Meat Scraps for Poultry
absolutely pure. Farmers Union
Genuire New Orleans molasses at
Locke's
Spec ! = ices on mems aud boys
clothing a, Locke's.
One four horse Weber wagon with
ladders-almost new. Shen. Farmers
Union.
Matinee every Saturday afternoon
at 2 O'Clock. Don't miss it. At the
New Theatre.
Myers Spray Pumps. all sizes,
Spray Hose and accessories. Shen.
Farmers Union
SPECIAL NOTICE. = Perils of
Pauline will he shown at the New
Theatre, Friday afternoon and night.
Purina Dairy Feed, Horse feed,
Scratch feed-chick feed and chicken
chowder. Shen. Farmers Union.
The chickens have not been doing
their duty this winter. Eggs we're
scarce in December and January, but
the supply is now increasing and the
price is falling.
Complete line Oliver Chilled Plows
and repairs, also repairs for all
makes OF Plows. Shen. Farmers
Union.
A communication. without the name
Of the writer, has been received at the
HERALD Office, and will not be pub
lished unless the writer sends his or
her name. The name will not be
published, but it is necessary that the
Editor know it.
Roll your wheat with Butcher &
Bibbs 7 Bar Land Roller will increase
the yield and insure you stand of
grass. Shen Farmers Union.
The loss suffered bv Mr.. Robert N
Vorous, of the Old Chapel section of
Clarke county, in the destruction by
fire early MonGay of his barn and
contents, Guiding II head of horses
and colts and II head of cattle,
amounts to between 81 1000 anG $1,000.
The horses and cattle were principally
thoroughbred stock.
Buyers have been purchasing horses
TO ship to Europe to be used by the
armies, where it is said the life of a
horse is not over ten days. II seems
very cruel for man to dispose OF a
horse, which has served him faithful.
ly, to be used on the battle field where
it will probably be killed or severely
wounded. II would be better to keep
every horse that we can, and reserve
them for more useful employment
When the war is over, it is probable
that horses will bring a much better
price; for Europe has had SO manv of
her horses killed and thousands have
been shipped from America. Better
keep ali the horses that we can at
home.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
SHENANDOAn VALLEY LOAN AND
TRUST COMPANY.
WOODSTOCK, VIRGINIA.

Aoney loaned at per cent. on real
Estate or good collateral security.
Savings deposits received in sums OF
Sl.0O or over, and interest allowed on
same.
SFor particulars address the Com
pany at its home Office, or call on j.
W. Eberly, Strasburg G. w. Win
die, Edinburg F. S. Pennybacker,
MI. JAcxson or S. r. Hoover, New
Market Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
ASH AND GARBAGE CANS.

Looking to the better and more
sanitary condition of the public streets
of Woodstock, the Council is pre-
pared to furnish those citizens who
will cooperate with the council. ash
and garbage Cans holding 80 gallons
lone barely with lid, complete for
So 90. This represents the wholesale
cost of these cans and they are offer
ed to tie citizens at this price for 8
limited time Apply to the Recorder,
II. w Magr DEE
BY order of The Council.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
Ash Wednesday, Services.

On Ash Wednesday, the first day
of Lent, there will be service at the
Episcopal Church: Evening Prayer
and address at I:30 p. m. The regular
schedule of Lenten services will be
announced next week.
cordial invi, alton is extended to
ali to come to these services.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
Sold His Apples To London.

Mr.. John j. Miller, former member
of the Virginia Legislature from
Rappahannock county, has just re
ceived his returns from l 300 barrels
of monogram pippin apples shipped
to Liverpool, England. They showed
that Mr.. Miller received SO. OF barrel
for the apples. Other cargoes Melted
him $3.50, S. 05 and $3.50 a barrel
Freight, handling and commission OF
81 rs & barrel was charged against
the apples.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12

A GENEROUS OFFER Cut out this
ad, enclose with cents to Foley & Co
Chicago, III and they will send you
our trial packages OF Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound for coughs, colds,
Group, bronchial and la grippe
coughs Foley Kidney Pills and
Foley Cathartic Tablets. For sale in
your town by Walton & Smoot.
adv.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
Board of Supervisors.

The Board of Supervisors met last
Monday. A number OF accounts we're
audited.
A resolution disseminating the em-
plo ymeut Of > farm dem0nstrator WAS
passed.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12

hundreds of health articles. appear
10 newspapers and magazines, and in
practically every one of them the inn
portance of keeping the bowels regu-
lar il emphasized. A constipated
condition invites disease. A depend
eble physic that acts without incon-
venience or gripping is found In Foley
CatharSic Tablets. Walton & Smoot.
adv.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
For Sale.

10 acres of land, four room dwell.
ling, a good stable, situated in Pow
ellis Fort, at DERRICK, Va, on the
public road close to post Office, store
church and graded school. not over
FIVE minutes walk to any Of them
Will sell on easy terms. For pric'
apply to
Feb. b. ASHLEY LICHLITER.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
Cost Of Sending Apples to Europe

In The Star yesterday there was an
article relative to the sale of Pippin
apples by John J. Miller, and it was
stated that the freight, handling and
commission was 81 20 for European
shipment.
This price was evidently 40 error,
as the cost of sending a barrel of
these apples would be S1.77 per bar
rel as per the following iteEized
statement.
This is published for the informa-
ton of the fruit gro wers to explain
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
Court Day.

A good crowd was in town on court
day, in spite of the cold weather. A
few horses were sold. Prices were
low and many of the farmers retained
their horses, rather than sell them al
the prices offered.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12

1t will be noted that over 90
per cent of this production is
from the three neighoring States
of Louisiana, Oklahoma and
Texas, which are destined to be-
come the oil center of the union;
and such development it should
be remembered adds not only to
the wealth of these commune
ties, but the oil itself tends to
encourage other industries and
to stimulate manufactures of all
kinds. New Orleans Times
Picayune.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
Married

At the Methodist Parsonage on
Wednesday, by Rev. ]. K. JACOBS,
Mr.. Lawrence o. Pack, of Senatobia'
Miss. and Miss Lillian M. Hampton,
of Nashville. Tenn.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
White LeQhOrn Eggs.

Full Bred White Leghorn Eggs, for
sale, IS cents per sitting.
G. w. CLARK,
Feb 12-4t pd Woodstock, X. 3.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
Laynen's Missionary Movement.
PREsBYTFRIAN CPURCH IN o s.,

PRESBYTERIAN CPURCH IN Q s.,
CHARLOTTE, n c., FEBRUARY
10th, 18th and 18th, 1915.
Account above meeting Southern
Railway will have on sale at Wash
ington, D. c., and principal points in
Virgin February 18th and 18th low
round trip tickets TO Charlotte, N.
c., bearing final return limit Feo
22nd, 1915.
For deGailed information as to
fares, schedules, reservations, ETC.. ;,
apply to nearest ticket agent or
write C. w. Westbury, G. A. Wash
ington, D. G.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-02-12
Special Notice

THE FERRIS OF PAULINE.
a series story in forty reels
will be shown at the New
Theatre once a week.
DON'T MISS THIS.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
Some System

The Pueblo Star-Journxl contains
news form Crowley county ano other
valley towns daily through the Den
yer News. When the Denver paper.
issued 10 the morning, reaches Pueblo
the Star.Journal proceeds TO get out
it's shears and go to WORK. When
there Is no news from Crowley county
In the Denver News the 81 has
none that day. In other words the
News pays the bills for cleaning val
ley material and the Pueblo parasite
endeavors to prodt by It. But then
the people are wise judging from the
fact that there arc more of the Den
yer papers circulated here than there
are Pueblo papers.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
Local and Personal

Roy westherwax and wife are the
proud parents Of . daughter born
March Z.
B. O. Wyatt and wife are receiving
eongrstulattons upoo the birth Of
con March I.
Finest Dry Salt meat At Gallsvans'
l6c per pound.
Nr. and Mrs. Clyde Hesdersos
left Wednesday for Colorado Springs
where they will visit for some time.
! Come examine our spring wagons,
Susgiss sud wsgons- We can please
You. The Urdway Trading Co
Hrs. Belle Gsllsvsn hiss recovered
tAf1cisntly TO b. up sad around.
Miss Elsnor Budde Who hss been
IN hes recovered.
faDcy Bacon lsc per pound st Gal
lavAn Bros.
Htclusively shoes. u J. Johnson.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12

Mrs. J, B. Kearney has been de-
laysd 10 going 70 her new home 10
Hurley. New Mex. where Mr.. Kearney
10 now located on account Of the ILL.,
ness Of her son. Richard, who has hsd
the typhoid fever. He was sick A.
bis grandparents homo 10 Boone for
some time but was brought here the
6rst Of the week.
lam now taking orders for baby
chicks snd prize winning White Wy.
sndottes. Also for brand and rsisin
bread. pleasing TO the taste and cor.
rect loo for stomach trouble and con-
stipatioa. Mrs. J. n. Weldon. Sunny
Side Place. mile north Of OFdwsy
on tho cemetery rosd.
1. e. Kouns and family have sr
rived from Fowler and are now .Occu-
pyiue the Bert Lester residence. Mr.
and Mrs. Kouos are each undsrtskers
snd ere putting 10 an establishment
here.
J. J. Stricklsr Of Iowa 10 visiting
his brother. j. L. Strickler OF the
Crovley District. He likes this
county very much although will not
l0cate here.
D. b. Herspberssr aod Harry ingalls,
attended the bee keepers convention
in Denver week before last.
Get . dollar house dress 1t Calls
vans. You can't buy the goods 10
them NJ that price.
George and Thomss Gsllsvsn made
. business trip 70 Pue blu Tuesday.
Miss Elizabeth Muir has accepted .
position 10 the First Nationsl bank.
100 pounds Fancy white spuds sl.26
At Gallavan Bros.
william Msrshill leaves tonight,
Friday for Texas.
Buy your varnish At Tisdemsno's.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
Election Notice

Notice 10 hereby given that an
ELECTION will be held, st the town
hall, 10 the town Of Ordwsy, 10 the
county of Crowley and state Of Colo
RADIO. on Tuesday, the Sixth day Of
April, A. ID. 1915. for the election OF
the following onicsrs, TO- Wit:
ONE MAYOR.
THREE TRUSTEES. for 2 years.
This Sd day Of March, A. d. 1915.
JOHN b. EsTEs,
Town Clerk.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
EVANGELIST Crist Here

Evangelist Rose Potter Crist ar
rived this week aud meetings are BE-
log conducted ~ the Methodist
church. There will be services each
evening including Saturday and Sun
day services. Evangelist Crist 10 un.
usually good 10 her work snd . very
able speaker. The church member
ship extends general Invitation TO
oil and urges each one 70 attend these
services whenever u 10 possible.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
End Ancient Office.

The towns bellman is functionary
who has come down with the history
of various ancient communities for
hundreds Of years, but Stirling (Eng-
land) town council recently resolved
to abolish the Office 1t was decided
to ask that the bell be returned by its
present holder. and if he is employed
by third parties to make announce
ments. that he provide bell for him
self.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
Mr.. PInkIey's Grievance,

Il wouldn't o. had no trouble wifi de
constable ner nobody" said Mr.. Eras-
tus Pinkley, III 1t hadn't been for
woman's love O. dress" What has
dress got to do with it?" asked the Jail
ct. my women folks warnt satisfied to
cat de mos of de chicken. Dey had to
put de feathers In deir hats an pa.
rade 'em as cimcumstantial evidence"
-Washington Star.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
CROWLEY
THE Growing Bank"

The Presbyterian church Of Crow
lev held . congregational meeting
Wednesday evening of this week and
elected . board Of trustees ss follows:
A. G. Bowers. n. A Noble. o. H.
Grimth, Mrs. J. 8. Work, 3. n.
Grimes and Ira b. Coy, sII having
been reelected. Mrs. Hugh F Lori
mer was elected treasurer and Miss
Vera Gl ems secretary.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
NuGer to Conference

Rev. p. G. Nuffer, pastor of the
Evangelical church left Wednesday
evening for Leavenworth, Kama,
where be will attend the annual con.
ference Of his church. During bis ab
sence there will be the usual services
except preachi0R.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
Cracks in Iron.

II there is an ugly crack that shows
on the kitchen range, 1t can be filed
up with cement made by heating an
egg, to which add ashes. Work the
paste smooth and then press 1t into
the crack. Smooth of even with the
iron surface. This paste will harden
almost like iron. and will take a pol
ish that will render the crack unno-
ticeable.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
Peck Pushes Operations

Operst ions on the Bouldin building
are being pushed along st . very
lively rate BY J. H. Peck, the contrac
tor. since the weather hiss moderated.
The foundation aud basement work
has been c0mpletsd and the walls will
begin u loom up within feW days.
nf. Peck 10 linieR this work up TO
point where he will be rssdy 70 start
operstions oo the new county jail.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
Roe,tsr,, Immense Tall Feathers.

Roostsrs' Immense Tall Feathers.
Undertaking to breed roosters with
but one aim In view. that Of length
ening the tail feathers. the natives Of
the island Of shikoku. Japan, have
produced, aftsr . hundred years Of pa
tient efforts. some marvellous results.
It 10 OF record that tail feathers Is
feet in length are to be seen on the
island.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
Mn. sump..sa.hsr Explains.

Mrs. Bumptssathsr Explains.
II have observed" says Mrs. Bump.
weather. that when l am extra kind
to people they think l am easy.goins
and take advantage Of me. But can
well afford to laugh. because 1t Is per-
fectly true"
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12

Oisavovssd the corost.
In the nineteenth century. directly
following the French revolution, when
men lived and dreamed In terms OF
freemen. women expressed their desire
for an untrammeled existence by dis
avowing their corsets and adopting the
long, easy lines of the empire gown.
The style of the corset deDends on the
style Of the gown. and here. again. con-
cessions were made to the figure.
which rendered stays unnecessary.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
Mushreem Farm.

Mushroom Farm.
A mushroom farm in California con.
sists Of coo square feet. the beds being
in tiers In . basement. Although
mushroom growing in tho United
States has assumed considerable pro-
portions. the imports continue 70 b
large.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12

One Way Of Avoiding Germs.
There 10 nothing better adapted for
catching germs than gelatin and for
this reason dishes containing It should
never be allowed to stand about un-
covered.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
Herr, Tee,

Herr, Tee.
Tho philosopher OF the Cincinnati
Enquirer says: when you have said
enough. stop talking" But did you
ever sec anyone who thought he had
said enough? Neither did we.-Nem-
phia Commercial Appeal.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12

Think oseaa oeed Workman.
Betwoea England and Scotland
stand the ruins Of the old Roman vail,
known - the Dovil's Wall. owing 70
the belief Of the peasantry that. on 20
count Of the Afmness Of the mortar
and the impsliphability Of the stones.
Satan had Q Sand In it, construction.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12

To Prevent China Chipping.
A good way to prevent fine china
and cut glass from chipping while
being washed 10 to put an old Turk
ish towel in the bottom Of the dish
pan.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
FaIn,ers

And others are cordially invited TO
make use Of our once fscilitiss TO
write letters; trsnssct business with
friends asnd others, barring any rough
house). get Information. etc. " We
can't give It Cd hand We will yet IL.
All kinds Of reference bo0ks, etc.
GRE RNR & DEAN.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
Al0 PolleNiM.

NE t0SIeN1nOs
Ffiend-"When you delivered your
lecture on Browning in that little
town you. said you were going TO ast
summer, 0id the audience seem 70 fol-
low youf" Lscturer-"Oh. yes; they
rose - one man and followed me to
the nearest freight train."-E1orida
Timee-Unio0.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12

r. d. PsstOrious Of Colorado Spri.gs
was here on business this week, He
10 president of the Colorado Invest
ment company.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
PDeoSee Veterinarians,

Ths classical Greeks had veterina
rians. But veterinary medicine and
surgery did not originate with the
Greeks. 90 tar ~ We know to the
contrary, it had its start with the
Egyptians, the wonderful people who
seem to have originated most Of The
useful arts that are here today.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12
Perhaps He HAD None.

P0Fh1P6 t7O Had None.
A fellow has his face shaved. hair
cut shoes polished. clothes pressed
and hat brushed. then pays no atten.
tion whatever to his dilapidated con-
science.-Toledo Blade.
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12

Always UnprosltabIs.
In labor - In life, there can bs NO
cheating. Tho thief steals from him
self. The swindler swindlss himself.
-Emerson-
The Ordway new era., 1915-03-12

Use Heinz vinegar. Foun0 1t Gal
iavans' nrst class grocery.