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Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-25

BUSINESS CHANCES
II your Business Chance VIII stand
Raid Investigation ana ~ Just what Il Is
advertised. or II you are looking TO start
In business for yourself you viii be per-
tSctg satlsfled you use the business
ing or selling a business Phone Tyler 1000
10 SELL or buy business, cal on
Busch a Borghoff Erenzer Blk. v. 1913
FOR SALE-Only blacksmith shop in
town; machinery is all run by power.
Ditto Bros, Brady. Neb.
BARGAIN, best paying modern CONNER
cial hotel In northeast Neb.; 81 rooms;
furniture; long lease. JIM WllAY,
SIOUX CITY
SECRETS OF the grain business; fits you
for position OF manager at a salary OF
500 70 81 500 per year. Particulars free.
Write quick. Western Grain Syndicate.
no GET I'M or out Oh buslnesR call on
GANGESTAD. l22 Bee Bldg Doug. AT7.
A iO-ROOM, nicely furnished roomng
house, full all the time, for sale at n
bargain at 2n2i Howard ST.. owner leaV-
ing city. 9O2l Howard 81.
REsTAURANT equipment, complete. for
sale at a bargain. See these at zoos
Caes ST.
THEATERs--Buy, lease or sell your the.
alter, machine and supplies through
Theater EXch. Co. 1905 Farnam y. 1897.
q 900 EQUITY in property renting for s25
per month, for land, lots, acreage or
interest IN business Box 796, Omaha.
/ HAVE a position open in my bust
ness for young man who can give
me his services and make an In
vestment OF $500. l will pay a good
salary and interest on his invest
ment Box X 1873. Bee.
CAFE AND LUNCH.
Tho hest lprnta 70 and lunch rom
In Omaha, doing "A capacity business, car
be bought right. VIII take Ford car as
part payment. Am going west. Address
&. 2S9 Care Bee.
gains in established shows b. SEQ.
wANTED-Young man as partner in my
store; will guarantee over 500 a month
,rnyes,mss6nnt u OF $500 required secured
FOV sALE-Building and stock groceries
I Luncheon and notions Call Coifnx $3.50
/ III YOU have sales ability and a Fore
| car, you will profit by calling or ad
dressing 6h First Natl Bank Bldg.
MILLINERY and ladies ready-to-weal
store, In best town In western Ne
braska, population 1900. only millinery
reasons for selling. last years business
$1,000 Mrs. Catherine Herbolsheimer
Chadron. Neh
S5-RooM hotel. clearing over $3.50
month; t2,t00.
GANGESTAD,
Room Az, Bee Bldg. d. SAT-.
CIGAR and confectionery store excellen
location; snap; 81. 800. Another dand!
place for 5000
GANGESTAD,
Room 422 Bee Bldg. ID. 347.
GOOD restaurant for sal,
cheap; down town district
Apply to Dave, 1911 Leaven
worth, grocery.
$4,000 FOR BUSINESS
Competent young man wants a work
ing interest In good honorable business
best references. Address E 242, Bee.
|
EDUCATIONAL
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-25

RAUsNUssEN-Hele c., wife Of Hans
G. Rasmussen. october q, 1913. agcd
Is years, 49,. ~,-.,,
Fciahteenth. Sunday, October ~, 1915 at
o. m. interment Spring Hill. Auto
service.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-25

MEcK--Mary wife Of George. s. Neck.
dsnse 1874 south Twenty-eighth street, 70
Sd. Peters church at 2 p. m, Special
street car at church for Alpha Grove no.
q Woodmen Circle, and friends, wisnlnB
terry.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-25
LOST AND FOUND

OMAHA q C0UNCfL BLUFFS STREET
RAILWAY COMPANY.
Persons having lost some article would
DO well to cali I'D the office OF the
Omaha a Council Bluffs Street Railway
company 20 ascertain whether they left
q In the street cars.
and tho Company r. anxious 10 restore
them % the -iEhtfui owner Call Doug. AZ
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-25

AUTOMOBILES
FOR sALE,-Cadiilac, 40 II. p. IA SPLEEN
did condition. Phone Tyler 1913.
CLASSY roadster. $3.50. Tel. colfsx $50.
Overtons for leaky radiator SOC. dealers,
or by mail ii004 Ave, Co. Bluffs, la.
FOR SALE OR TRADE--One Hupmobile
delivery car, panel body; car In good
running order: just the thing for quick
delivery. Apply Hayward Bros. Shoe
Co. 18th and Farnam SITS.
Roadster for sale, $50. Phone Web. SJ4i
Industrial Garage Co.. 10Th q Harvey Sta.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-25

rAnn uF TMANKs.

WE wish 20 thank our friends and neigh
bora. Camp 10, NJ. w. A., ana Dnlon
Pacific employees for the sympathy SHOWN
nand and father; also for the beautiIul
floral offerings and services rendered.
MRS. A. DUNCAN AND FAMlLh'
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-25
HELP wANTED-MALE


ClericAI and Oftice.
ORIGINATORS. NO FILING FEE.
Best commercial positions.
ROGERS REF. CO.. $40 Paxton Block.
HIGH-GRADE commercial positions.
WEST. PREFERENCE a BOND ASSN.
Te2 Omaha Nat SSnk Bldg
WANTED-High class. experienced man
70 manage district and sell monthly
payment accident and health Insurance
for large old line company, Top com
mission contract with an allowance for
six months viii be made. Only men OF
stFictest integrity and those who can
produce results need apply Here Is an
opportunity TO secure high class con-
nectlon. surety bond required. Write,
giving age. qualifications, phone and
street address 70 Box = 2s5, Bee office
1--WE good men with Ford cars TO handle
the beat money making proposition on
the market. Absolute necessity. not lux
ury. Here's your chance 90 make real
money. Emerson sharp Sales CO.. 2l2 s.
18th st.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-25
MEDICAN

RUPTURE cured in few days without
pain Call or write DR.. Wray, 9O6 Bee
Bldg. Omaha. Established 1894 %
RHEUMATISM treated successfully, re-
suits guarant'd. Dr. Bowser. 3l4 Bee Bldg.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-25
DEATIEs AND FUNERAL NOTICES

JoNEs-M. c., aged 81 years. -,
purial services will be held at the First
Baptist church, Twenty-ninth and liar
ney streets, Sunday afternoon at clock
Interment, Forest Lawn cemetery
Friends invited.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05

peatedIy ~ necessary, In any patient
with chronl.' cough Is inexcusable.
T. When tubcrcle bacilli Rre alb
sent on repeated examination, yet
definite physical signs OF involve.
ment Of a lung are present, these
possible causcs must be borne In
mind: bronchicctasis (dilated bron.
chial tubes), hyperthyroidism or ex.
ophthalmic goitrc, Influenza, syphL
lis, tumor.
Tho facilitating conditions above
alluded TO IA q predisposing factor
IN the lighting up OF the Intent
tuberculosis which SO many OF us
unconsciously harhor are crowding
In poorly ventilated living quarters,
working In dark. dusty. unventilated
rooms. inadequate food. alcoholism,
poverty and the sinful wasting OF
God-given energies. Il Il more than
probable that POVERTY Is the chief
cause OF tuberculosis as n disease OF
the masses. and you and I are re-
sponsible for poverty IN the com.
munity. We don't live the golden
rule.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05

THIs paper is not in favor % al
the new tangled ideas on recall
and it, cofreiaries but tner,
undoubtedly are times when such 3
thing would be very handy. notably
Whenever a county cornmlasion'a ma
lority makes ~ its mind 70 act and
then delays a statewide movement
BY falling to do 50. because lts chair
iran ~ not present. Thcre are peo-
pie III say tina II takes two men
and sometimes a boy besides 10 help
some Of Bernalllo couniy's officers
make up their minds q spend hall a
dollar.
A BIG delegation is going "a call on
the county commissioner Friday
morning. This delegation will be
armed with the most dangerous OF
ali weapons, an aroused public opin-
ion. The delegation win ask that
BernaiiIlo county ray her share OF the
contribution necessary to secure the
sale Of the state road bond issue.
Though the Evening Herald does
not admit thar a bond issue for which
the people had TO pay. Cor roads
would not be a good thing, q certain
~ appears that one which will not
add a single dollar in taxes to the
amount already being paid IL almost
too good 90 be true. Why Bcrnilillo
county, which ought 10 be In the fore
front OF good roads work. should lag
behind the other counties or any OF
them In making this payment. which
viii secure the expediture of s22. 200,
in round figures, IN the county. is IN
comprehensive.
And In this connection we wish to
point "a that those who nave been
most active in d~einyira ne payment
Of Bernaiilo's share OF a. contrl0u.
ton have not been democrats.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05

soryia-Knlcd, $4,000; wounded.
10000; prisoners and missing.
10000; total casualties, 22G, 900.
Turkey Killed, 5000; wounded,
10000; prisoners and missing,
10000; total casualties, $4,000.
Japan-Killed, 300; wounded. 90;
prisoners and missing. none; total
casualties, 1910.
Grand total Killed. 2.22S. 3OOi
wounded. AS37.5lO; prisoners and
missing. l,7O5. 600; total casualties.
S.770,Sl0.
According 10 the foregoing figures,
the casualties outnrmber the popu.
lation of Pona7y,vania. which was
given as 1861. Ia the census Of
1910.
The number OF dead alone exceeds
the combined population OF Phila-
dolphia U,549 OOs' and Pittsburgh
(533,0O5), and the number Of
wounded Is more than hall the popu-
lation Of Pennsylvania.
The Russian losses which are esti-
mated at 3,AS5.OO are more than
double the population Of PhiIa.
dolphia. while the German LOSSES.
the next largest. are also greater
than the population OF that city
Kansas city star.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05
Views OfThe Press
Toll Of The World Var

Casualties IN the world war. ox.
elusive ol those ia the Italian army
and navy have reached tho cnor.
NOUS total OF S.f1O,Sl0. according to
computations contained in an APP
peal Issued IN London by the French
Relief Society. The figures. which
were complied from oMcial reports
Of lJas.a up TO June l., show that
2.22S,3qI mon have bccE killed and
~4.837,blo have been wounded Tho
detailed estimates follow:
Franc. Killed. 10000, wounded.
100000; prisoners and missing.
5000 total casualtlc5 100000.
Great Britain - Killed 1lG.OOO;
wounded 10000; ]prI7oncr1 and
missing. $1,000; total casualties.
42S. 200.
Ruasia-Rilod. $4,000; wounded.
1852 0OOi prisoners aud missing.
10000, total casualties. 3.As5, OO9.
Germany-Knled $4,000; wound.
cd. $50 600; prisoners and missing,
253,O00i total casualties. 1867, 900.
Austria Killed. $4,000; wound.
cd. Hl,00O; prisoners and missing.
ls3, 600; total casualties. 1896. 900.
Belglum-Knled, $1,000; wounded.
10000; prisoners and missing.
10000. total casualties. 2i7.OOO.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05
ExY1uTIoNs.

NNE week ago today a dispatcr
came from the scene of the
Arizona state -penitentiary %
the effect hat several Mexicans were
to he hung after various delays and
after the law had sanctioned their
fxeoution as the penalty for q cglme.
With this news came word that an IN
alan had consented 10 spring the traps
tor a dollar each.
We awe no comment 20 MAKE on
the action Of the Indian, probably II
was a business proposition with him.
hut with the point of View that would
permit such n thing even TO be con-
templa,ed we disagree. We condemn
n. in fact. as barbarous.
Execution by the officers Of he law
10 one thing. execution by Tom or
Dick, or Harry, picked up To sprins
IN trap and save the sheriff or other
officer "a d~isagreeable duty II an
other. That nmacks q little too much
~ AfnNif"LN jun ~ 80
roma officials needed 20 gather ~ an
Indian to do this tor them We cannot
understand. Under the law IL must
have been the duty Of someone. -
sending a man. duly condemned and
sentenced by the court Of he land.
4 o his death. II disagTeeabie 10 such
an extent that officers shirk II. Il
must be wrong Fundamentally. II II
i NOT. the officer should swallow his
distasie for its performance and do IL
anyway, not farm out the privilege or
another 90 perform the duty.
II capital punishment IN wrong iei's
IT, II q Is eight. let's have the
bona tide officers 81 the law
execute that law.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05
COST or nADruM.

~ EcRETARY OF the Interior
Franklin * Lane has announced
- That tho production Of radium
from Colorado %oarnotite ores hy the
bureau 81 mines, In connection with
ue National Radium institute has
passed h experimental stage In lts
new process and IL now on a suocr So
FOL manufacturing basis. lie also de-
clared that the statements made 10
congress concerning the ability Of the
bureau Of mines a. produce radnm
NJ a greatly decreased cost over other
processes had actually been accom-
piished and that the costs were even
less than predicted.
''The cost OF one gntm Of radium
metal produced IN the form Of hro-
mlde during March. April and May Of
the present year was $50 $50. I am IN
formed BY DR.. Charles z Parsons, In
charge Of the radiJaa ~ estieationA
Or the bureau. This Includes the cost
ore. Insurance. repairs. amortiza-
ton allowance for plant and equip
cost 81 bureau Of minea co.
operation, and an expenses incident TO
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05
Diagnostc Points about Tuberculosis

Dr. Lawrnaon Brown OF Saranac
Lake, N. Y, Is one OF the foremost
authorities upon tuberculosis. Among
the diarnoetic theses he calls to the
attention Of physicians r these:
l. An appearance Of ruddy health
does not exclude tuberculosis.
2. Prolonged and intimate ex.
posture nj any time OF life, but
especially In childhood, and On home
or workshop or office. II vastly more
important than 'unassociated" or
-''non-contact" hercdity. (And Chris
tian Scientists have quoted this
same authority as regulating the
idea that tuberculosis Is infectious.l
3. Prolonged contact with tubcr.
culosis may lead 10 infection. but de-
b%ilitating conditions are necessary
usually 10 cause this 10 develop into
clinical THAT n, evidently tubcr-
culosis. MANY adults react posi-.
lively TO the tuberculin test. which
only proves they harbor the bacilli
somewhere In the body, even though
the disease never becomes active,
but remains latent. Still n positive
tubcTcuiin reaction in the presence
Of definite lung symptoms does not
necessarily prove that the tubercu.
losis Is In the lungs.)
e. Fistula. dry pleurisy. n dis.
charging ear, enlarged lymph glands
any % these coming on painlessly
are strongly suggestive hints OF
tuberculosis.
s. The usual weight Of a person
who develops pulmonary tuberculosis
is often ten pounds below the nor
NAL weight for his height and age
or her height and age.
G. Failure to ask for and examine
the sputum microscopically, re-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05

N 49,
N ing Of shipping In q enarl Of
canals. located n few miles in
lido the "Safety First" line In the
south Of Holland.
The city b. naIncd from Tho River
Hotte which lows into tho River
Mas az this point. ThCac rivers
are assisted 10 the work uf render
INK tho nelghborho1d u~ayigablo BY
20 many canals tina. aCmo ~ them
have TO run under tho buildings.
one may take % canal rolt M hotter
dam nuG travel otor ala belgium,
Holland and half OF Germany I'M
less old g Interfere. Iac Gut0mo
bile business i8 yosy 1 I'm this
vicinity though some of tho side
canals are thick cnouFi 60 ride upon
Dy any machine which can navigate
an Illinois on Iowa road.
Rotterdam is = Of th' youngest
end inexperienced OF European
cities. II is only 600 yc8r9 old aud
has not been captured or plundercd
moro than once lOr tU Icr On its his
tory She tourist passes IT, by hur.
ricdly, because none of tho fantastic
intalitic3 Of the daiE arol wcrc
staged tho.C u bed q aicopy. care.
free existence FOR hundred of years
until thirty yoars ago wGcn Il
awoEe. enlarged H. laftor. built
rryoral mOsU miles OF canal. in az.
sorted ai.a5 and bco.,.. tlc Chicago
~ Holland, &c now hal 10000 poo.
pie most Of whom only wear one
pair Of tr1useT1 az % tiuo and re-.
gard wooden eho,n or a curiosity.
10 has "a ten rtoiy ofiDo building
which g. regarded With moro won.
der hy The inhabitauta of Europe
than an tho old churches 1i tho other
Dutch towns, and % g. tbc fourth
greute3t seaport In tho world. a
third Of Germany hup1rtH come tu
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05
Tho Machinery IcIi on Him

2 ! have been rorkiug about a
U'ar aud a hGr Ia q laundry. Abous
ar months ogo the proprietor
Dirc him satisfaction. n notified
me com many and fhcy sent a man
20 fr a. Whiir TITS man Was al.
IHStiuO II. h. asked me 10 hep him
pat u bet On The machinery ftd
so. Wh'H the machinery WGs sud.
dcHiB pallod from rs ~fdsfoHings and
struck mo, causing serious injuries.
SU,C that time I Eg7c been Nh.
able - 10 amp Work 10 YOU think
I WoHid D. jHsiifci iH bringing suii
Ggdinsf ne manufacturing compdnyi
4. Yea.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Cracked Zip And Health Talks

! have been reading your Health
Talks for a long time now. but Il
has not relieved my cracked lip as
yet. WIN you kindly suggest some.
thing for this annoying condition.
ARSDer-If your lip II cracked
you should read the obituaries. A
cracked lip that lasts a month de-
mands medical examination. for Il
may be something very different
from what you imagine.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05
Essays
6 MGEORGEF FITCH q =.
ROTTERDAM

Rotterdam first and then 20 up tho
Rhine. In fact the Rhine "a Rottcr.
dams most valuable asset. II IL
lad the Mississippi River at it1
doors IL would haSo a million people
Rotterdam builds chips and sorts
out goods for half OF Europe II is
n wcll-built city with many fine
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05

buildings aud It contains n large
number OF statuc8 OF famous Rot
tcrdammcr8. IL has produced no
GTcat artists or generals. but II ga
produce Erasmus who was q crank
aud kept harping ON education some
few hundred years ago At a time
when the rest OF the world was turn
inr It's attention almost exclusively
to war.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05
RppgIEGlks
GEORGE MATTHEW ADAMS
Clock Watchers

For you 10 hc a Clock Watcher IL
not a bad idea provided you watch
the Clock right 10 see Just how
MUCH You can 40 that o. worth
Willie inside each hour. For then. to
you cnrh click will emphasize Re
uponalb.lity aud an urgency for
Action. For YOU viii fully realize
that
Each C~loclrclick means Time
GONE
AZ soon as you form the habit Of
measuring yuur day In Clock clicks.
and as you 10 it. stake on Deeds
done, You come 10 honor Time and
give 20 every Duty and every piece
OF Work no matter how smHll-a
dignity OF standing that f. sure 70
clothc }ou with a feeling Of superb
ness. So, forget not that
Each Clock-click moan8 Time
GONE.
Ono of the marvellous and inspiring
pictures OF this generation IL the
picture Of the silver haired Edison
bending quietly over his tubes and
wires and parnphcrnalfa In his lab
orhtory In Orange, New Jersey. Would
That some painter might put Il into
some mntchlcsB canyas or that some
marble wielder might get IL into
doathless stone' Here IL the picture
Of a man the most wonderful I his
age m~omentarily deplorinh that
there are so many Cl%Ocl,clicks and
that they rush by so quickly, Ed
son has always realized that
Each Clcck-click means Time
GONE.
Watch the Clock or imagine II be.
fore you as you Work. But only
that you may not lose a single chance
10 BE and DO inside the minutes aud
hours that click awag.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05

when baby suffers with Group, ap-
ply and give DR.. Thomas Eclectic ON
at once Safe for children. A litile
goes a long way. CSC ana soc. Al
an drug stores.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05

o A5osi Zee tccels eco 7 rc.
tHrHcd homo Iroh4 u t5a. When I
Glighfcd from ne train. 7 stepped
into a bHs. INC drircr 81 iftirh took
mg sRitcgsc 0af o. wy hands arl
placed u on fhr acaf bcsidc him.
qiong Wifh s1Aic othrr blggdqc. I
Bq.d hm ~ fare ~ ne time Be.
f0Tc tai ~ homo. fhr JKs uGle
crucrcl taps end passengers got ont.
r"hcH ! rrrirri NJ uH horse. I d 81.
corcrcd hat mg gu.t-gs traS m.ss-
iHr 1tc Crircr sGii 70 u me
Otlcr ]poegonq'rg Hsi hlr, hL, u
q On Wi.fukc ant promised 20 ~.
f,Hi 10 ne matter thr urIt J1U :
have not .D,u 10 sine, than and hdrr
~f,prct.dlb brought thr loss 10 me
attention n me Transfer cDmplpV
JHt irr, rcsrlrcd Ho sdiiSfa. tom
Coulint / make TIE company liable,
iu n 5Utt'
a. NcH
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05

q J loaned certain articles oirned
bV nc "a q friend Of mine for an
.udcfHitc time Whits hsB Wcrc In
rs rHsiojB. % thiri person took pos.
session ~ ih,m and stan has them.
WON'T ! haze ihc riDht 10 bring sHii
rgGirgt h.bt
A. Yes
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05

SEAMLESS TAPESTRY RUGS,
SOLD Ar si7.s0. NOW sn .S5, Ar.
BANKRUTT SALE, als-
2iB W. GOLD AVE.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05

y. Please ftI M trtcih,r an
cutot pbHc ouH, hes Toe yigtf 10
dripc rccklrssiy on coHHfrB ro1dg'
A.. re las u right 10 use a pub
lic highway ont In q reasonable
manner. 10 Is required 10 exercise
reasonable ,arc NJ | caution for the
safety Of others ald must not yio-
late the law Of tho state
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05
ne PEOPLES y I
LERlENDK9H
81 Err. NN&SA,
rosse -sIcn ncfore owncr.hip

q. Vice tl-o persona hare Hcdc
a iatrfRi Wfi mos contract - sen and
buU a ccrfuir pir"c Of rel estate.
respectively, en- ihoy mGLr another
trriiicl ngrcfB cHt gigiug ne ptr
chaser ne mat 10 ~, possession Of
M property before DC becomes Ia
actual 0WHcTy
a. Yes.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-08-05

roar.
Perhaps you don't believe thls state
ment bold
That my boy does whale'er l tell
him TO.
The truth, AZ that. Is merely half.
way told
tell him what I know he's going
to do.
A Query
May one speak intclllEently Of the
star witness In O moonshine case7
The Shame OF The Cities
Tho saddcst thing in the way Of
making q monkey OF what should be
dignihed though cheerful civic pride.
comes from our beloved city OF Gal.
weston. She sends out her town
boosting literature signed Miss
Galva Stone" After getting one Of
those letters we have been con-
ndently looking for another tidal
wave 10 turn that city over its knee
and give Il concussion OF the brain.
Just To Show Our Inconsistency
A Denver scientist with n foreign
name that sounds like fireworks has
devised q method OF weighing the
human head without d~ecapitation.
Many n person we know would not
be the loser by giving his head a
weigh.
Doc. Cook
II Doc. Cook uses his Justly cole.
hratcd painless method Of climbing
Mt. Everest, that mountain will
never know Il was clumb. Mt. Nc
Kinley could give a fine testimonial.
Distinguished
what have you done 90 merit ap.
pearance on the stage?'
We'll. I have never made up as
Charlie Chaplin"
Hired, by heck' Name your
salary"
We Arc In Hearty Agreement
An indignant contrib. from Michi-
Enn takes issue with our recent
statement Of belief taaf dogs have
no souls. lie adds:
u have a dog that knows nearly
as much as me. and he isn't an I'M
usually smart dog, either
We fully agree with the gentle
mar on every count In the fndict.
ment
Consistent
why 'did Won send nc that rotten
cabbagcshead, when J ordered a good
ONE"
You ordered e By telephone.
didn't yDu?"
"CerudnIy did"
Wen. amt that 'nhony cabbage?"
And rSnw another bright young
grocery ccrk g. hunting a job.
Clarified
What was tho difference that
caused tlsm 10 get a divorce
Indifference"
Maybe Something In This
We ought 10 do our lever best
AZ all our tasks. though Ne don't
lOge them.
Tho Dos q rules won't bother us,
Il ali our service Is ABOVE them.
Russian Warfare
Thn Russians haven't been doing
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