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Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
FEW CAN ESCAPE NOSTALGIA
Inconsistencies Claims Victims From
All Classes and From Every
Variety OF People.

German sailors on steamships which
are held up in New York are said to
have. several OF them. gone mad. Idle
ness and homesickness are the causes,
hospital authorities say.
Homesickness finds strange victims.
Army surgeons know that sometimes
II kills. Often ii is the man without
a regular home who is most subject
TO nostalgia. This disturbance OF
soul. mind and body settles down upon
the phlegmatic the burly, the thick
skinned 1t takes them under sunny
skies amid the earth's best loyeliness
and they moan for dirty streets where
they played in childhood.
ldleness breeds inconsistencies and
active diversion cures it. II is akin
TO melancholia and comes in mystic
rious ways Probably it arises from
the biological impulse intended TO an
chor man in one place long enough
for him to take root. Its opposing in
stinct is the wanderlust.
Explorers have confessed that the
worst inconsistencies they have known
was in the first few hours and days
OF their return. in familiar surround
ings the marks Of times memorable
progress were painfully apparent.
Changes, small and large. tortured
them by reminders of the precious
past Some have turned in Respondent
reyulsion to take up their roamings
again.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22

The eggs should be unwashed, but
clean and, of course fresh. Although
freshly gathered fertile eggs are al
right when put down Immediately,
sterile eggs are preferable. Heated
or doubtful eggs should never be pre-
served.
The water glass method of presery-
ing is possibly even more common
than the limewater method. Water
glass, or sodium silicate, may be OBJ
tanned from any druggist for from $l.50
to 81 a gallon. This solution of sodium
silicate should be diluted with nine
90 parts of water. which has been
previously boiled and allowed to cool
One quart of water glass thus diluted
is sufficient TO preserve twelve dozen
eggs An earthen jar or wooden tub
is preferable for storing, and the same
precautions to prevent evaporation
should be taken in this method as are
taken in the limewater method.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22

While, of course, we would like to
have strictly fresh eggs all the time,
there are times when this is impossi-
BILE. Then we must take the next best
thing, which is the preserved egg
Limewater makes one of the best
egg preservatives. The limewater
treatment, according to NJ. E. Dickson
of the College of Agriculture, Univer-
sity of Wisconsin, consists in dissolv-
ing one pound of lime in five gallons
of water which has been previously
boiled and allowed to cool The mix
ture is Thoroughly stirred and allowed
to settle. Then the clear liquid is
poured into an earthen jar or wooden
tub, which is filled within two inches
of the brim with fresh eggs. The con-
tainer is covered with coarse muslin
over which is spread paste of lime
to prevent evaporation as much as pos
sible All of the eggs should be en-
tirely covered with the liquid.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22

Here is luck he said, seeing the
boat. Jump in, Rover; we will row
across"
When they reached the barnyard he
threw the Hen out of the boat and
away she ran to the Pig pen.
Madam Pig she called, Il want to
tell you have seen a great deal
since | last saw you. / have sailed
around the world and seen many queer
things"
You don't say so, said Madam Pig.
what did you see?"
oh, | saw trees with big berries
growing on them, which / ate, and a
great ocean, and l saw an elephant.
why, the elephant is not as large as
You are, only he has a much larger
trunk, as he calls it, but | thought it
was his tall
Well, well,' said the Pig. Madam
Duck does not know as much as you
do. She never could tell what he
looked like. You certainly are a very
wise hen"
So the Gray Hen was satisfied. The
Pig thought her wiser than the Duck,
and she ran away to tell the others
What she had seen.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22

BALTIMORE.-Whe 2 red
spot and June. 115c; No. 2 red West
ern spot and June, 115h
Corn-Spot and June, 7734
Oats Standard white, $50; No. 8
white. 52Q52h.
Rye-No. rye, Western. 1920
l24.
Hay-No. / timothy, s2150Q22.50;
No. 2. do, s20.50Q21: No. 8. do. $50
49, light clover mixed, $21; No. !, do,
$2062050; No. 2. do, s1750Q1S.50;
choice clover. nominal, s20G2050; No
/, do, s19.50Q20; No. ?. do, $16Q1S;
No. 8, do, s13915.50
Straw-No. / straight rye. $11504
IL; No 2, do. $10.50Q11; No tangled
rye, $1,000; No. 2. do. $sQS50; No. l
wheat, $3.50: No. 2, do. s750QS.50;
No oats, s10q1050; No. 2, do. $50
$50.
Butter-Creamery fancy. 30; cream.
cry. choice, 2SQ29; creamery. good,
26027; creamery. prints, S09S2;
creamery, blocks. 29@31; ladies, %;
Maryland and Pennsylvania, rolls, 21
022; Ohio, rolls, Fl; West Virginia,
rolls, 81; storepacked, q. Maryland,
Virginia and Pennsylvania, dairy
prints, 20Q21.
Eggs Maryland Pennsylvania and
nearby firsts, 19c; Western frsts, 10;
West Virginia frsts, l9; Southern
6rsts, 10. Recrated and rehandled
eggs. h91c higher
Live Poultry-Ch Chickens sod hens,
lbs and over, 15c; do, small to me
dunn, Is: old roosters, 10c; spring.
1hQ2 lbs, 2602Sc; do. 1AQ1ik lbs,
24625; do, Ia and under, 22924.
Ducks-Muscovy lbs and over, 12c:
do, Pekings. lbs and over, 13: do.
puddle, 3 lbs and over. IL; do. smaller,
IL; young, 3 lbs and over, 1920
Pigeons Young. per pair. zoe: do, old,
do. 20. Guinea fowl, each. 25Q30c.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
WHAT THE OLD GRAY HEN SAW.

No" said the Old Gray Hen. 81
do not think the Duck knows a bit
more about the world than | do. lust
because she swims. If it wasn't for
our Rooster. she wouldn't know wheth-
er 1t was sunset or sunrise"
But she has travelled farther than
you have said the Pig, raising her
head from the muddy bed q saw her
swim across to the other side of the
pond the other day."
What if she did? | have walked
away through the woods to the other
side"
She never could do that" said the
Rooster. who happened along Just
then. Her feet are too large"
And she never leaves the ground. :"
said the Gray Hen. She cannot fiy
to the fence around your pen, Madam
Pig. Whatever made you think the
White Duck so wise about this world p"
Well" said the Pig, she told me
that one day while she was sailing
along on the pond she saw a turtle
on the bank, and that it had a shell
which it carried on its back all the
time, and that when anyone went near
It or it was afraid, it drew in its head
and legs, and nothing could hurt it.
Just think of seeing anything so won
derful.' said the Pig.
"Oh, that's nothing" said the Gray
Hen. Il saw one myself, and | saw
the dog bark at it, and the turtle
snapped and caught him by the nose"
You didn't tell me-" said the Pig.
Did the dog shake ii OFF,"
Not until the master pulled the
turtle by the tall said the Hen.
Well" said the Pig, the Duck told
me she saw an elephant one day on
the other side of the pond
oh, oh, laughed the Hen, that
Duck is quack.'
Well, l don't know" said the Pig,
but she seemed to know great deal
about the world"
The White Duck is an awful bras"
said the Gray Hen as she walked
away, and she walked to the pond
| and looked across.
4 really would like to see the coun-
try over there, she said. but l never
can swim that is certain. Just then
she saw boat and she hoped on to
! the side. Then she saw a worm in the
bottom of the boat and she hoped
down to eat it, and the dog who had
| come along just at that moment
stopped to get drink and pushed the
! boat, and off it drifted into the mid
die of the pond.
What in the world has happened? ?"
said the Hen, looking up from the
worm; why ! am in the middle of
the pond. What will ever do?
cannot fly out of the boat, for / can
not swim. and how will ! ever get to
the shore?"
The boat drifted around with the
Gray Hen perched on the seat.
Well" she said, Il can see the 9th
er side of the pond and if there are
any elephants l hope l shall see one. "
| Just then the boat bumped into a
rock on the opposite side of the pond
and the Gray Hen hoped out.
This is just like a trip across the
world" she said, stretching her neck
and looking around. She walked into
the woods and picked the berries she
| could reach and was quite delighted
| with herself as traveller when all at
once she saw an animal sitting on a
| rock. 1t held something in its paws
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Rather a Facer.

Williams uncle was very tall fine
looking man. while his father was
very small. William admired his uncle.
and wished TO grow up like him. One
day he said TO his mother:
Mamma. how did uncle grow so
big and tall?"
HIS mother said. well. when uncle
was small boy he was always very
good boy, and tried to do what was
right at all times so God let him grow
up big and tall"
William thought this over seriously
for few minutes, then said: Nam
ma. what kind OF boy was papa?"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
"She Has Travelled Farther Than
You"

which il would bite and then turn its
head quickly from side to side, aPd
over it's back was bushy tail
Mercy me, said Gray Hen, what
is that? | wonder if that can be an
elephant?'
Where did you come from asked
the squirrel.
Il sailed across from the other side.
Gray Hen answered.
Il did not know that hens could
SWIM said the squirrel.
4 did not swim" said Gray Hen; 4
sailed across in boat
Who is with you?" asked the SPUR
rel, starting 10 run.
no one" answered Gray Hen; Il
came alone.
The squirrel ran back to the rock.
"Alone?" he said. Can you sail
boat?"
You see / am here" said Gray Hen,
and no one came with me. Who are
you?" she asked suddenly. Are you
an elephant
The squirrel was delighted to be
mistaken for an animal so large, ana
he told her he was.
Where is your trunk she asked
This is my trunk said the SOUR
rel waving his long bushy tail.
Gray Hen stared with wide-opened
eyes. Well, | am glad to know you
are no larger" she said. Il thought
you would be as large as horse, any
how"
A dog ran through the bushes ana
the squirrel scampered away. A man
followed, and seeing the hen' ne
picked her up by her legs and walked
toward the boat.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Color Chance.

LoloT COdHSc'
new assistant is blue over his
sss that is because he is SO
pour it"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Good at Figures.

Sammy was not prone to overexer-
ton in the classroom; therefore his
mother was both surprised and de-
lighted when he came home one noon
with the announcement, u got 100
this morning"
That's lovely, Sammy" exclaimed
his proud mother, and she kissed him
tenderly. What was it in?'
Fifty in reading and fifty in 'rith-
motto Multitude
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
CONDITION OF HEN TO AVOID
When Fowls Are overfat, Egg Bound"
Results DisastrousIy- Poultry
man Is One at Fault.

Egg-bound is a condition that is
your fault, not the hens. Hens some
times die of it, without giving notice
that they will die.
The egg-bound condition results in
a weakening of the heart and the
hen is sometimes found dead on her
nest, where she was straining to pro-
duce the egg. The disease is usually
caused by an overfat condition, which
brings a pressure upon the egg pass
age, weakening it.
Sometimes the weak walls give way
and the egg or its contents pass into
the abdominal cavity. This may end
in Inflammation, followed by portion.
tits.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
A Memorable Year.

Quite naturally anything that has to
do with ourselves assumes first inn
portance, but this trait is not often so
plainly exhibited as in the case of the
aged gentleman whose great-grand-
child came running to him in a state
of eager excitement. 1t seems that the
boy had just learned the date of
Washington's death. and was anxious
to impart his information to others.
Grandfather" he cried. what great
event occurred in 1882"
Let me see." said the old man. mus
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
W. N. u, BALTIMORE, NO. 2e-1eis.
SAW NO REASON FOB SPEED
Some Food for Thought In Epieram
Made by Moroccan Statesman
About the Lusitania.

The sinking of the Lusitania recalls
an epigram about this ship which the
sultan of Moroccos grand vizier made
10 Jules Huret.
The grand yizier. a very old man,
received M. Huret. who Is a French
journalist in Fee. M. Huret described
the wonders of modern science and in
vention TO his host He told him about
the Lusitania, then Just completed,
which could do her ~ knots an hour
Think of i'll" said NJ. Huret, en~
Enthusiastically. Think OF IT. A great
ship that goes "a knots an 'hourl"
But the vizier yawned and said:
why do you Christians always
want to go so fast. when all roads
alike lead to the grave?"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22

cob. has a stylus needle attached to
which has rounded head at the lower
end. The hunter takes a piece of slate
or some similar substance and holds
it in the hollow of his hand and
against his thigh. He then draws the
round head of the blade across it and
the vibrations thus caused issue from
the sound tube. With his thumb over
the open end of the tube he regulates
the sound.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Annrieusd.

Did you say that my production
OF a thoughtful, educational and moral
entertainment which couldn't offend
the most refined sensibilities?" asked
the manager
Yes. replied the playgoer. Isn't
it true?"
Maybe it is. But / don't see why
you should want to knock business by
talking about it,
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
ARTIFICIAL CALL FOR BIRDS
Sound Comes From Tube. Consisting
OF followed Piece of ccrncob-
Handy for Hunters

what boy has not annoyed his
schoolteacher and the girls in the
room by the shivery sound made by
scratching slate pencil over slate?
A Virginia man has taken this simple
principle as the basis of an artificial
bird call that he has invented, and
which sounds, it is claimed, like the
cry of wild turkey A sound tube,
consisting Of a followed piece of corn
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Rranoino.

Two close neighbors were in CONVEX
sation.
Well" said one. you haven't any
call to be proud My fathers tailc-
than yours"
Bet you nickel he ANTI" was
the retoTt
Bet you he is" said the first
youngster My father can see over
the wall at the end of the garden.
Yours can't
Yes, he can, smart" replied the
other, with this hat on.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Wouldn't Pc lQnored.

Elsie is a self-willed child. One eve
ming while her brother was studying
his lessons she asked him something
Getting no reply she repeated her
question and again repeated 1t with
increasing petulance. Her mother said
rebukingly: Don't annoy your broth
er. Elsie Can't you see that he's
busy"
II know" replied the child; but he
might at least have said: Shut up :"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Unknown Language.

Can your baby brother talk YETI?
asked a visitor of four-year-old Mabel.
"Yes'm; he can say some words real
plain" replied the little miss.
Indeed" exclaimed the astonished
visitor. And what are they?
Il don't know" answered Mabel.
"They are words never heard be-
fore"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Little Dauqhter's Fear.

Police Detective Charles r. Moffatt
and his family were discussing the
death and career of John Bunny. the
actor, at the dinner table the other
night. The young daughter of the
household, aged FIVE. was deeply tn
terested listener. Finally, she piped
up, almost tearfully: MA. won't we
get any more Easter eggs los An
geles Times.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
First Class Hatchinu Euus

If you buy dollar eggs for Matching,
don't be disappointed if you get a
very ordinary quality of chicks. That's
all you pay for at that rate. and if you
get good chicks consider yourself for
tunate, just as you would if you
picked up five-dollar gold piece in
the road. First-class Matching eggs
cannot be produced for one dollar per
setting.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
hahit.

The doctor stood at the bedside OF
the sick purchasing agent and said
Yes, I'm pretty sure can cure you.
What will be your charger"
Probably in the neighborhood of
one hundred dollars
The buyer rolled over with groan
and family replied: You'll have TO
shade that price considerably. have
a much better bid than that from the
undertaken. Joseph Feeney, New
York.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
The Truth Cones Out.

The Lawyer-But how did you man
age TO rob that big corporation SO sys-
tematically without being discovered?
The Former Employee-Oh, the big
corporation was too busy working the
same kind Of game on the public to
notice me.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Exploration.

What are your plans for the sum.
mer?"
Further exploration, suppose. an
swered Mr. Muvings I'm going to
keep on looking for some place that
carries out the impressions get from
the pictures OF the summer resort post
cards
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Eitnnss for Renard.

A Sunday school teacher had been
telling her class of little boys about
crowns Of glory and heavenly rewards
for good people.
Now. tell me, she said at the close
of the lesson, who viii get the biggest
CROWN"
There was silence for a minute or
two. then a bright little chap piped
out:
Him wot's got t biggest cad -
Tit-Bits
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22

KANSAS CITY-Hogs-B Bulk, .7s5
3T.70; heavy, s76oq7.70: packers and
butchers, s765G7S0; light. 1850
$50; pigs. se.soQ75o.
Cattle-Prime fed steers. $sd9.o5;
dressed beef steers. s7650Ss0: South
ern steers. ssas25; cows. $5.50071O;
heifers, s7.509S.30; stockers and feed
ers, s6.40qs; bulls, seQ7; calves, s.
Qs.25.
sheep-IAmbs, ssd1150; yearlings
s7.506s so; wethers. s5.75d65o; ewes.
s560Qe.10.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Live Stock

PITTSBURGH. 49, Cattle Choice,
s9254940; prime. sS.90G910.
Sheep-Prime wethers, S650G 6.7b
Gull and common. $1,000 spring
lambs, s7G12; veal calves. s10@1o.7b.
Hogs-Prime heavies, $T.90Q8: me
diums and heavy Workers $S05GS.1o;
light Workers, $sqS05; pigs, s7s0QS;
roughs, s696.60.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Teeth Like Grandma's.

Little Nellie was often troubled with
the toothache. One day she remarked:
Il do wish l had teeth like gran ma,
then when they ached l could take
them out"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22

] FOOT-EASE for the TROOPS
b. packages Of Allen $ Foot-Ease, the
powder to shake into your shoes, are
j By the German and Allied troops at
because it rests the feet, gives in.
ii to Corns and Bunjons, hot, swollen,
'nder feet. and makes walking easy.
swhere, 25c. Try 1t TODAY Doa'G
sa5uitlH ADJ
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22

The hen with unclipped wings will
watch and sing while you plant the
garden seed, and when you leave, over
the fence she will so to gather the
seed from the row.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
MABEN
MADE We'll.
\ E. Pinkham IS, Veg
'sonmpound and Wants
/ Suffering Women
To Know 1t.

Tenn. n b q v
Ps 'l,r;te to you for a long time
WIZ 20 tel Won what your
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22

ST. LOUIS.-Hogs-Pigs and lights,
ss.25q7s21k; mixed and butchers
s7.50d7S5; good heavy, s7.7o97.s0.
Sheep-Clipped muttons. s5.5046.
clipped lambs, ssq1O.35; spring lambs
s1eE1150.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Issue Promlssory Notes.

Why are birds in spring like bank
ing establishment? Because they is
sue promissory notes and rejoice
when the branches are fourishing.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Hens Pay Store Bill.

Every farmer can keep a hundred
or more hens and raise on the farm
at slight cost enough feed to supply
their needs This number OF hens,
if properly cared for, will pay the
store bill for a small family. Try it.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Nnthinu to Speak Of.

ooh. mammal" exclaimed little Elna
q +, she gazed at a visitors bald head.
you said / mustn't say anything about
Mr.. Goodwin's hair, and he hasn't got
anv to say anything about
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Correct.

Teacher (the subject being trees)
Now. who can name the pine that
has the longest and sharpest needles!
Bright boy-I can, miss; the porcu-
pine
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22

shipped undrawn to market. The long
wing feathers bring a good price on
the market The methods of killing
and dressing turkeys and chikens are
practically the same.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22

CHICAGO - Hogs - Bulk, $500
$50; light, s755Q7so; mixed, 1880
$50; heavy, s710qT65; rough, $40
0725: pigs, $6Q7.50.
Cattle-Native beef steers. $3.50
$50; Western steers. s6e0QS15; cows
and heifers, s3.20qSs5: calves. $3.50
010.25.
sheep-Sheep, s617; lambs, $3.50
1895; springs, $SQ11.60.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Uncle chen.

"A man allus gifts caught at Il" said
Uncle Eben, when be tries to say
sumpin spiteful disguised as a joke,
but a lot o. folks keep on tryin' IL
jes' de same"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
In New YORK SAVINGS Banks.

Two million persons in New York
have money in the savings banks;
we're they to share their savings with
the rest of the population Of the city,
each Of the G,900.0 900 would have 1925.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
ATest.

|ast said the Young woman.
|ure that / have made my com
lent essay properly profound
hifed
do you know ."
bd it 10 father and he didn't
bnd word Of it,
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22

The average man is too modest TO
say he is better than other men-bUt
he is willing TO admit he is different
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
Strictly Bust, ess

my friend" said the pedant
put for a little piscatorial rec
answered the person ad-
I'm goin after my break
here ain no recreation in that
an there certainly amt goin
zone fur tie fish l hope to
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22

Has your sons college a good cur
riculum?''
mo: they don't play none Of them
Greek games"
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
T THE FIRST SlGlS
Ping Hair Get Cuticura. II
'fh Wonders, Trial Free.

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What has become of the old-fash-
toned girl who blushed2
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1915-06-22
A Human Dynamo.

Hustler; isn't he?"
Yes. that fellow kicks up as much
dust as an automobile"