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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-06-26

what for do you want a higher girl
and she says II was for the washing
dishes and makeing the Bed and str
tening the house up. I says that a
joke and she SAYS all right if its a joke
why don't you try it your self and you
do the house work and I viii cook the
meals. So ] says your on and its a bar
gun and don't leave me hear no more
bout a higher girl. So last Wed. A N.
I started in to do my part Of the work
and Gussy got breakfast and then says
I must wash the dishs so after break
fast I took the dish out in the kitchen
and I dropt a couple Of them takeing
them out because the kitchen door
works back and 4th. TO loose and
bumped in to ne and We will have to
get the door fixed. So 1 started wash
ing the dishs and Gussy come out and
says I better put on a apern and l
says don't need no apern and you stay
out Of the kitchen
He Makes Up the Bed.
So she beat it in the other I'm. and
she set down in the parlOr like she was
a queen or some thing and left me do
al the work Well Steve I got long
O. X because Of coarse they amt no
trick about washing diches and after
] was threw went in and made the bed
and I made it up right and left the
sheets and so 4th- loose so a man
wouldnent half to spend a IL hour at
night untucking them out before you
can get in to bed And then Gussv saws
4
so 1 took a hold Of a broom and dust
cloth and give evry thing a good clean
ing and I was threw in 10 min. and
then it was time to go out to A. II.
practice
So Gussy came out to the game in the
P. NJ. and We come home to gether and
says I was hungry and what was we
going to have for supper. So she SAYS
we was going to have oat meal and
fride eggs and coffee and / says what
was the idea and she says they was
enough Of them things left on the
breakfast dish had washed for an
other meal and what was the use in
cooking some thing more. So when
We got home she tride to show me
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-06-26
Argentina Excellent
Market For American
Cars; Imports Gain

WASHINGTON, D. C, June 20
American-made automobiles are steadt-
" increasing in popularity in the Ar
gentine market, their proportion Of the
total imports Of automobiles into that
country having risen from 10 IL per
cent in 1912 TO more than Is per cent
in 1913, the latest period for which de-
tailed official returns have reached the
bureau Of foreign and domestic COM
merce Of the department of commerce
The imports Of automobiles into Ar
gentina during 1913 were valued at
s., 1874 200, supplied chiefly by france.
the United States. Germany, Italy, the
United Kingdom and Belgium, in the
order named While France stiu
ranked first in the importation Of au-
tomObiles into Argentine in 1913. the
United States made a larger actual and
relative gain than any Of the countries
above named and increased her rank
from fourth place in 1912 to second
place in 1913. In 1914, when the world
wide depression reduced the value OF
automobile imports into Argentina TO
about one-fnth Of their normal total,
those from the United States also de-
creased our total expectation Of auto
MOBILES to Argentine and other cOun-
tries Of South America in that year be-
ing little over one-third that Of the
preceding year.
Exports of automobiles from the
United states to all countries IN
creased from 1921 valued at S2,SS3.I54
in April, 1914, to S345 valued at IS. O45.-
zzZ IN April, 1915 This growth was
almost exclusively in commercial auto
mobiles. OF which the exports rose
from 50 valued at S72.676 in April.
1919, to 2267 valued at S5.24O,4S IN
April. 1906 About one-half OF these
commercial automobiles went 70
england and other European coun-
tries
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-06-26
Plan Mobilization Of
British Physicians To
Meet War Contingency

London. Eng, June ga 'mobillza-
ton" Of all the doctors in England IS
being talked Of here. The dearth OF
qualified physicians and surgeons
owing TO the large numbers taken Tor
war work, has reached such stage
that officers Of the medical council De-
lieve that some sort of an organlza-
ton OF the profession on a war loot
ing viii be necessary, especially as
the public health is at the present
moment a matter Of special impor-
lance
The question OF rearranging the
work Of the doctors to meet both the
military an civil demands is admit
tedly a difficult one Neither doctors
nor patients are likely to be pleased
with any possible method of dividing
up private medical work along what
might perhaps be called efficiency
lines
Many physicians, especially in the
crowded parts of the cities. are al
ready as busy as they can De. and
probably in these cases no readlust-
ment would be advisable. but there
are large numbers OF practitioners IN
the suburban and country districts
who could be advantageously placed IN
sections where special need is felt II
this involves heavy loss to them. II
may be possible to arrange for gov
eminent compensation.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-06-26

CHICAGO, June 2s-steve: Wen,
Steve, I made u up in my mind
~ that they amt no use arguing
with a lady or your wife because a
mans got no chanel to win because
the minut she sees your getting the
best Of her she busts out crying and
I visit it was that way in base ball
and every time we seen we was going
to loose q game we would begin to
blubber and then the other side would
feel a sorry for US and give US the
game
Got Tired of Making Signs.
Well we fired this here higher girl
that Just come over acrost the ocean
from norway and couldn't talk nothing
but sweden and you had to wave diff
runt cOllered flags to make her under
stand what you wanted so we let her
out and Gussy says they was no use
1uslng with no more cheap girls but
get hold Of a good / and give her
800 or $500 per wk. and have your
work did right
So I says I amt no Capital S. and
cant afford TO give no girl 500 per
wk. and says they amt enough work
for a girl to do a round the house
TO make her worth 500 just cooking
and washing out the dishes and busting
a round. says I wouldent want more
than $500 per wk. for that kind of
work myself because they wasent moth
in hard about it. So Gussy says il was
harder than laying a round the ball
PIX. al day and playing catch and setting
on the bench and watching the rest
of them play ball and she says don't
you get $3.50 per mo. for that and 1
says yes but I'm good ball player and
got II comeing and besides II was hard
work because its a strane on a man all
ways pulling to win and besides cook
in meals don't take near the tim
that practiceing and playing ball does.
Bill Tries Dish Washing.
So Gussy says the cooking the meals
Amt nothing and its a pleasure TO cook
meals and so 4th, and I says well then
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-06-26

where they was still breakfast food
and egSes stuck to the dshs and they
was just as clean is your shirt Steve
but she insisted they was not cleaned
good and al as she could show me was
a little peace OF egg on / plate.
I says we'll is il my falt if YOU leave
egg stuck on the botum Of your plate
and she says your right there it must
be my plate because if it was yours
they WOuldent be nothing left on IL she
says and it amt nessary to wash your
dishs she says when your threw eating
but al as you half to do is wipe them.
So then she took me in the parler and
showed me some dirt under the rug
and what you think Of that Steve she
putting dirt under the rug vile I was
gone so as it would look like hadent
swept good.
Bin Gives It Up.
So finely she cooked Up some liver &
bacon for supper and then she says /
must wash the supper dishes and I says
! will wash them in the A n. when 1
amt tired from playing ball al day
and they will be jest as dirty in the
A. u is they are now Then Gussy
says you wont have no time to wash
up the dishs in the A NJ. because all
the rugs has got to be token out
and beat besides the rest OF the house
work So I remembered hat
nahan asst US all to be at the club house
for a meeting at A. NJ. So I says
i couldent beat no rugs and then Gussy
says yes I dident think you would last
more then ] day.
SO then I seen they waseut no use
argueing because she looked like she
was going to cry because / showed her
up a bout what a cinch the house work
is so 1 says all right go a head and
higher a girl to do the work and then
I went out and stayed out all evening.
So wear going to try and get an other
girl a good 1 that can talk englich and
YOU don't have to make sineS to them
but what a cinch a girls got Steve and
would Of did the work the rest of my
life with out makeing no hOller only
for Bresnahan asting US to come out
early Thurs. Business before pleasure,
hey Steve. Respy. Bill
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-06-26
Gussy Fires the "Higher' Girl and Bill
Washes Dishes and Makes Up the Bed, Once

Be Finally Decides Is Better for Gussy Get Girl 81 Than Have
v.
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-06-26
Germany Has More Than
$4,000 Machine Guns and
Makes More Constantly

British Headquarters. France. June
26--It is almost impossible to exagger-
ate the Importance of the German
strength in machine guns. which they
use with the greatest skill and courage.
They had a stock Of $4,000 on hand at
the beginning Of the war. and have
been keeping this supply replenished
constantly from their arms factories
A favOrite trick is to leave a machine
gun or two hidden in a cellar or SINH
lar place Of concealment until the enc
my's advance has swept by and then
open fire on the rear. The most of the
men serving the gun is Of hourse hope
less, but they are fairly certain to sell
their lives dearly, continuing to fire
their gun to the last.
AS an instance of the deadly swift
ness of machine gun fire. il is stated
that a man coming under the fire OF
one Of these weapons and shot through
the head can be struck yet 10 times
more in the second or two that he takes
to fall to the ground.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-06-26

Higgins has left him i nthe game reg
ularly. linn Beck at third base
slumped a bit in his batting and hug
gins has now plugged that gap with
another peppery youth. Detzel. VINO
will come back to the bench again IN
favor of Beck in case he fails TO keep
his batting eye keen
Teams Are Strengthened.
Before the season opened the Reo
Sox were picked by an overwhelming
ma ority OF critics to take the Amerl-
can league flag Only few rated the
Cardinals in the first division of the
National league because it was thought
the club would miss Lee Magee, who
went to the Feds, and Ivy WlnSO ana
Poll Perritt, who were traded. Magee
was an all around infielder and out
fielder, Wingo a good catcher and Per-
rift a first rate pitcher For Perrirt
Higgins got Bob Bescher from the
Giants and for WingO he got Gonzales
a fair substitute catcher, from Clncin-
He also added on one youth, Lee
Meadows, the boy pitcher who wears
spectacles, and his club looks even
stronger now than il did last year.
when it finished third behind the
Braves and Giants Huggins now has
more pitching material in working
condition than any other club In the
league-Salee, Robinson. Meadows,
Dan Griner and Bill DOak, with HUB
Perdue gradually rounding into cOndi-
ton as the warm weather hangs on
Carrigan has the best mound staff IN
the league now. Wood, Foster, Babe
Ruth. Ernie Shore and Carl Mays have
been going steadily of late. and Dutch
Leonard, Ray Collins and Nean Gregg,
all sOuthpaWS, are ready to Join IN as
soon as they get a little more steady
in control Of the ball With any sort
Of break in luck from now on, the Red
Sox ought to have at least. four or
five men fit at all times If they do,
there is no need TO inspect the White
Sox and Tigers to see who will win
the remnant
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-06-26
HUPP co. OFFERS NEW BODY
TYPES AND A LOWER PRICE

Two chief points OF interest in con-
nectiOn with the 1916 Hopmobile are
the price, which is Sis lower than last
year, and the number OF body types
which make up the line, there being
seven The principal ones, OF course,
are the touring cars. Of which there
are two, the five passenger, on the
standard wheelbase Of 119 inches, and
the seven passenger, with 13f inch
wheelbase. The others include roadster.
all year touring car. all year coupe,
five passenger sedan and seven passen-
ger Limousine.
The design OF the motor remains the
same, though the engine is said to be
about 20 percent more powerful than
that Of last year. The additional power
is obtained by increasing the Cylinder
bv increasing the clear diameter Of the
valves TO 1 ga inches
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-06-26
CRIPPLE HAS DEVELOPED
INTO STRAPPING OARSMAN

Pouhkeepsie, n. Y, June 26-
Pennsylvania's No oar in the Junior
varsity, Frank GOiss. while handi-
capped for any other form Of sport, has
developed into a strapping oarsman.
Goiss when a child had hip disease
and as a result his right leg became
shortened Coach Nickalls kept him
on the squad and fixed a shoe for him
so that he could retain proper balance
and help keep the boat riding on the
keel without too much effort.
With a year Of rowing the leg has
strengthened and even heightened a
trifle.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-06-26
YALE CREWS WIN
ALL THREE RACES

New London, Conn June 26-It was
all Yale in the Yale-Harvard boat races
held here Friday. for Yales varsity
second varsity. and freshman Fights
showed the stern OF their shells TO the
Crimson. This is the first time in many
years that the Ellis have won a triple
victory on the water. Great crowds
waited patiently for the races. for
rough water caused delays throughout.
The first year crews rOwed in almost
total darkness Their distance was a
mile and a half
The Yale crews were English trained,
and they showed their superiority over
Harvard in Quicked starts. enabling
them TO keep well in the lead most Of
the way. though once OF twice the Har-
ward Fights. rowing with all the deter
mination at their command, pressed the
leaders
Chief interest conferred IN the out
come Of the varsity races. when the
Yale Oarsmen demonstrated that the
eight inch victory Of last years Eng
lish coached crew was not a fluke, by
winning Fridays contest by almost six
lengths Harvard took defeat philo-
sophicaliy, but Yale adherents made no
town folk with whom the Eli victory
was exceedingly popular.
That the Blue had a crew OF par
Eicular power and finish is shown in
the figures Of the four mile race. where
the Yale oarsmen set their own pace
and in so doing established a new up
stream record Of 20 minutes, 81 seconds,
beating the time made by the Yale
eight Of 1907 by IS seconds The time
of both crews in Fridays race by miles,
follows
One mile-YaIe. 4:40; Harvard. 4:45.
Two miles-Yale, 1895; Harvard,
1914
1898.
Four miles-Yale, 2O:52; Harvard.
BIB IL
The Yale freshmen won by a length
and half No time was taken because
the crews started from an inaccessible
cove. The varsity race was Won by
five lengths
WHITE SPUR TO PLAY la UNION.
Brown Eyes Almanac, manager OF
the White Spur team, has received ana
accepted a challenge from the La
Union team for a baseball game on
July 4, the losers to tender the win
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-06-26
BIC LEAGUE CLUBS SETTLING
INTO RESPECTIVE DIVISIONS
All Taienders However Are Fairly Close to the Lowest
Teams in First Division Ca rdnals, in National League
and Red Sox in American, Are Rounding Into Form
as Real Ball Teams and Are Now Going Strong.
By MONTY

lew YORK, June 26.-Though the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-06-26
Newark InternatiOnals Growing Weak
-:ll:- -:l:- -:Il:- -:II:- -:H:-
This Season Is Observation-Disclosures

good poker players on the team are
players"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-06-26

CopyriEh b r hLnehht
BOVE a the and 0 /
y important automobile tourist how to get INTO
L \ Of particularly
take to reach Of the various automobile
included Loekes
Vhch they issue
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1915-08-13
SHIRT DEPARTMENT.

Csc Work or Dress Shirts now
Soc Work or Dress Shirts now
75c Work or Dress Shirts now
$10O Work or Dress Shirts now
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-07-23
PERSONAL MENTION

F. NJ. Corder OF Echo. was az the
Pendeton yesterday.
Mrs. D. r. Martin Of Irrigon is a
guest Of the ST. George
Deputy Sheriff J. A. Blakely is in
the east end Of the county today.
f. b, Wood. chief special agent Of
the o.-W r. & NJ, is paying Pendle-
ton a visit.
J. p. Harmon. special agent OF the
o.-W r. & N, was at the Bowman
last night.
James Blakely, prominent Wallowa
county stockman, is visitor in PEN
lletol today.
Frank L. Mcneil. manager Of Leh-
man Springs Is down on a brief Wis
Il from that resort.
Ben F. Trombley. proprietor of the
Oregon Motor Garage. left early this
morning for Lehman Springs.
F. c. Bramwell OF the land office at
La Grande was over yesterday as a
witness In a land contest before JUS
tice OF the Peace Parkes.
Lou Steelhammer. salesman al
Bond Bros arrived home this morn
ing from his vacation spent at Seat
tie, Portland and Willamette valley
| points.
Richard Rice. son Of Mr.. and Mrs
G. NJ. Rice, and Harry Nelson, son
OF Mr. and Mrs. Dave Nelson, arrived
home Wednesday from Seaside where
they had been for several weeks with
| the Nelson family.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-07-23
INTERNATIONAL REGATTA
rs THAT IN NAME ONLY

DULUTH, MINI. July 25--The in
ternational annual boat regatta over
the Duluth boat club course here to-
day is international in name only, be-
cause Of the war.
Canadian points, usually contenders
Tor the first places. were unable to
enter teams because Of the war. Nine
man events viii be staged today and
tomorrow. gentlemans race. in
which the contenders will have had
no training. is one Of the side issues.
Although Canada, in which he is
mostly interested. is not represented,
Sir Thoma Lipton's great annual tro-
ply has not been withdrawn. The
Duluth club, coached by Coach Ten
Eyck. Of Duluth, won the trophy last
year
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-07-23
NEW SHIP ARMOR WILL
DEFY SUBMARINES is CLAIM

WASHINGTON, July 2S.-Louis
Gathmann, naval engineer, who has
invented several devices for long
range firing. claims now to have an
armor for warships or merchant yes
sells that will defy undersea attacks.
Germany. ne says, is already using it.
He offered his equipment to the Uni
ted States navy department, but it
would not consider it, he said today
Il submitted it in 1905 to the gov
ernment-" he continued, and their
dreadnoughts now are constructed ac-
cording to my specifications. But the
weakness Of the new dreadnought is
that at close range (inside three
miles), their armor belt may be pierre
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-07-23
For fuel fone fiva.

TUT Auel AOHo AAN"'
For rent-Smal furnished house.
Kenmore Apartments.
For sale--one-half acre improved
Address &c" this office,
Furnished room in Nye Apis. for
rent, Apply 500 Water street
For Housekeeping apart.
ments. Inquire 313 s. Main
Want TO rent or buy used electric
vibrator Address Box 7e5, City.
Oregon Life, best for Oregonians,
See C. L. Mayo, District Manager
For saie--New. model. livery barn
best OF equipment Telephone Stables
For nice clean rooms, inquire 2ls
Willow, or phone 242J.
viavi--A home treatment. s04 Ho-
tel Pendleton A. r. Gilchrlst. Phone
t70.
Will put up nice lunches for picnic
or auto parties on short notice.
Phone 2s0w.
For sale--Five acre trace with good
house In Riverside. Address Box Ia
r. F. d. /, City.
John Rosenberg. Court street
matchmaker and jeweler. All work
guaranteed.
Experienced young woman wants
position as cook in harvest. Inquire
20" this office or phone 553M.
Man with small family wants work
on farm or will rent furnished farm.
Can give good reference. Address A.
J Price, Hoskins, ore.
Very many people desire to buy
lands in eastern Oregon. What have
YOU 10 offer. and price7 N. Berkeley.
Old papers for sale; tIec in bundles
Good for starting fires, etc, lOc q
bundle. This office.
For sale-One SO" Ohio Alfalfa
cutter, and 2S II. p. gas engine, Write
or inquire Of p. H. Buchholz Co,
stanfield, oregon,
Household furniture for sale Must
sell this week, Apply 100 Raley
Situation wanted by experienced en-
gineer References. Inquire 202 L.
Webb.
Mutt" takes the big loads and
"Jeffr shows the speed. Penland
Bros. haul anything and reasonable.
Furniture van asd storage warehouse
Office SAT Main street Phone 3S9.
For sale-six room bungalow, good
location, also furniture Part cash,
balance easy payments or will sell on
installment plan Cali Telephone
Stables.
Hair dressing and dyeing, mani
curing, shampooing. scientific cleo
trio facial massage and scalp treat
ment, ladies or gentlemen. Combings
made TO any design. Hair and orna-
ments at reasonable prices. Miss
Hart. at Hansen Millinery.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-07-23
FORMER BRITISH STnOP
OF WAR CONVERTED INTO
MERCHANT SHIP

NEW YORK. July 23.--An odd
looking ship forced into the mer-
chant service by the insistent demand
for more vessels, reached here today
with the arrival Of the steam bark
Pelican. formerly the sloop Of war Of
the same name in the British navy.
Recently a mother ship for submari-
mes and converted whaler came "a
New York for caTgoes.
The Pelican was built by the Brit
ish Admiralty in 1877. She is of the
same class as the ship Concord, aboard
which Lord Charles Beresford acquir.
ed fame in the attack on Alexandria
The Pelican. too, was in that engage
ment. She is now the property Of tine
Hudson Bay company and comes
fere for cargo for Great Britain.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-07-23
CARRANzA REGIME IS
REGARDED As PROBABLY
DRAWING TO A CLOSE
THOUGHT FIRST CHIEF AND FOR
CES MAY BE SHUT UP IN
VERA CRUZ SOON.

WASHINGTON. july eS.--Carran-
zas regime in Mexico is regarded as
being in a very precarlous condition.
He is likely TO be bottled up in Vera
Cruz at any time although the alb
sence Of news about villa led TO ru-
mors that General Gonzales had
planned new coup. Border reports
that the president will intervene sun
day are discredited. No new move is
contemplated until conditions are
more settled.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-07-23

ed with semi-armorpiercing high-ex-
plosive shells, which explode inside
the vessel. My new device defies ar
NOR piercing shells at any range. Bat.
tleships constructed according to my
plans could Withstand any sort Of sub
marine attacks, and could even force
the Dardanelles."
Gathmann is going to submit his
proposed equipment for vessels TO the
committees of congress at the next
session.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-07-23

Continued From Page Two).

Miss Viola Shea left Tuesday for
Morgan, oregon, to visit with friends.
Mrs. i. Z. Young arrived home to
day after spending the past eight
weeks with relatives near Lincoln,
Nebraska.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Scovie of Butte
Montana, are in the city visiting at the
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. J. &. Mullinix,
PIG Monroe street
Miss Leila Norveil of Helix was a
visitor in Pendleton yesterday
Mrs. f. j. Sommeryille left at noon
today for Portland and tomorrow will
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-07-23
SOME PROVISIONS HIGH
OTHERS SHOW REDUCTION

CHICAGO, July 2s.--The cost Of liv-
ing is edging skyward again. But
hope for lower prices in the near fu-
ture are good. according to Sol West
erfield. chairman Of the relations COM
mlttee Of the National Retail Grocers
association. Westerfield declares
meat cabbages. flour. sugar, apples
and beans are higher than a year ago
The prices Of eggs, butter. potatoes
and lemons are slightly lower
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-07-23
Building 20 Aeroplans,

Los ANGELES, cal. July 2E.-
Twenty war aeroplans for The Meth
erlands government are under con-
struction here by Glenn Martin. aVi'
ator. The machines are big tractors
Captain Visscher and Lieutenant POot'
on Of the Dutch army are making test
flights daily near Palms.