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The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
PLAN TO ACCUMULATE MONEY
Individual Who Is Saving Somethino Every Day, Every Month and
 Every Year Is Getting Rich.

Almost every individual makes money. We are all money makers Some people make money much faster than others. One reason why We are not rich is that though we make money We do not accumulate it. Money accumulated and invested in creases at marvellous speed. If you do not realize this fact you would learn 1t if you should mortgage your farm and then be continually surprised at the frequency of the payments of semi-annual interest on your mort gage.
 The individual who is saving some thing every day. every month and every year is getting rich This in dividual is accumulating wealth prob ably in the same slow manner in which the lake is accumulating health-giving water. Not one person in 10000 ap- preciates the importance of small saw ings or realizes what money saved in youth will amount to in old age at compound interest
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
The Proudest Moment.

Oh. no. fellows proudest mo. ment was not the time he came out on top in his first scrap with the kid next door" Nor was 1t the first time he saw Mary Jane home from the party. Nor. again. was it when she named the day"
 It wasn't when he made his biggest business deal; got his largest raise; became partner in the concern and was paying an income tax.
 And while this, too. was proud mo- ment, the proudest of all was not when the first-born came. nor was it when the youngster first lisped dada.
 All those were big moments. mo ments most every fellow remembers long and happily, but the real proud est moment was the first time when
 He wore his first pair of long pants
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Sought Intormatio

During an intermission of a Josef Hofmann recital in New Jersey town, woman glancing through the program observed the following ad- vance notice: Thursday Eve, March 25th. at Carnegie hall Philharmonic Society of New York Soloist-Zim- balist Turning to her companion, she asked: Tell me, I'm not very ia miliar with musical instruments, but what's Zimbalist?"
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Bees Travel Far.

Investigation proves that bees will go from two to seven miles in search of nectar, but not if there are plenty of honey-yielding plants closer home. Colonies should be scattered through out the orchard at blooming time. One colony for each five acres is probably sufficient, and after blooming time they can be moved to a central loca- tion out of the way of passing teams and conveniently located for future manipulation.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
ECZEMAS AND RASHES
Itching and Burning soothed by cutl-
 cura. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the Ointment to soothe and heal Relief. rest and sleep follow the use of these supercreamy emollients and indicate speedy and complete healment in most cases of young and old, even when the usual remedies have utterly failed.
 Sample each free by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY, Boston. Sold everywhere.-Ad
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Skulls as Drinkinq Cups,

The old Scandinavian sages repre- sent as among the delights of the inn mortals the felicity of feasting and drinking to drunkenness from the skulls of the foes they had yanquished on earth. Vaudeville goes further and represents the Guebres as exposing the dead bodies of their parents to the fowls of the air until nothing but the skeletons remained, and preserving the skulls to be used as drinking cups.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
DADDYS CROUCH FADED AWAY
Chance to Recover His Good Humor.

Papa had a grouch, and an atmos- phere of deep gloom settled over the family dinner table. Even little Bobby felt that something was wrong. but he had to talk or burst, and he preferred to talk.
 Daddy he asked, why did they throw the tea overheard in Boston harbor?"
 Daddy twirled the spoon in his cup while he thought up this mean thing to say IT it was anything like this stuff they certainly had a mighty good excuse for throwing it overheard"
 Having gotten this remark off his chest the old man felt so good that he actually smiled, and before he knew it his grouch was gone
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Bred in Him.

Mainly the disposition of a horse is long generations of heredity that has had meanness in it and it will crop out; but good deal of the disposition of the horse is matter of develop ment by the people who handle him and educate him, so that in the edu- cation of horse particular attention should be paid to his disposition.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
What Interested Him.

Uncle Ben Barnstraw's city nephew took him into fire station one night just in time to see the fire laddies shining like squirrels down a pole from their quarters overhead. Come on, uncle, we'll go to the fire," the nephew suggested. T don't want to go," replied the uncle. q want to stay here until they come back, so I can see them scoot back up the pole again. Judge.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
FORTY YEARS AGO

BONDS PHARMACY co. established reputation i'll Arkansas as reliable drug
 gists and manufacturers. Slowly, but surely, that reputation has spread over the Great South so that now HOND'S LIVER PILLS are a household word in almost every county in that territory. These pills are small. mild safe. effect i've and inexpensive One at bedtime Is the dose. You will wake up well from constipation, dizziness, indigestion
 headache biliousness. neuralgia and the various ailments arising from torpid liver or bowels. All druggists. 25c.-Adv
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Expert in Silver Lininos.

Hall-"Blythe is a pretty optimistic character. hear" Wall-"I should say so. If he failed in business, he'd thank heaven he had his health; if he faileI in health, he'd thank heaven he had his business, and if he failed in both, he'd say there was no use having one without the other.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Reason for Her Social Prominence

"Ehyah." said the landlord of the tavern at Polkyille, Ark. in reply to the question of the Kansas City drum mer "The lady that just passed is one of our most prominent society leaders. Shes already caused four men to be shot. and as you saw. she's still me dium young and considerable hand some"
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Not in His Line.

What do you intend to do now that you're through college?9 asked the young B. A s father.
 I'm thinking of taking a post graduate course in economies. replied his son
 Economies. hey2" said the father. If that's got anything to do with economy, I don't see what makes you think you've got any special aptitude for the study"
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Hopeless.

Oh, dear" said Mrs. Bleecher, T wish the home team would win a game or two. They've been losing steadily for two weeks"
 I didn't know you took any interest in baseball" said her friend.
 T don't, but 1 want new gown and there's no use asking John for it until he's in better humor'
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
A Sad Case

The first month Chugson had his motor car he talked of nothing else - "I see"
 He's had it year now"
 Does he still talk about it?"
 Only when drinking He's one of those fellows who never unbosoms himself of his trouble unless he's drinking"
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
 Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteles. chill Tonic is equally valuable as Gen. eral Tonic because it contains the well known tonic properties of QUININE and IRON. It acts on the Liver. Drives out Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Builds up the Whole System SO cents - Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Brooklyn Navy Yard

The Brooklyn navy yard was estab- lished February 23. 1901, when the first land, twenty-three acres, was bought from one John Jackson for $40. 000 The yard now comprises 144 acres and has a water front of nearly three miles, protected by sea wall of granite.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

es GCtea lO nave lo undergo an opera tion, but the first b 0 tile I took o [ Lydia E. Pinkham 3 We ge ta ble Com pound relieved me of
 the pains in my side
 and I continued it's
 use until l became regular and free
 from pains. l had
 asked several doc-
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
What a Chilean Do.

One of the authorities was asked whether a girl can love two men at the same time. Probably not But she can give a sufficiently lifelike i'm itation of the passion to fool both of the men-Topeka Capital
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Chicks That Pav

The chicks that live are the chicks that pay, and eternal vigilance is re. quired to keep many of them living. Be on the watch. Many a chick is caught in a storm at this season, and chilled to death.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Great City's SeWaue

Every 24 hours there is poured into the Harlem river 99.00OOO0 gallons of New York citys sewage; into the North river 132,0OO,000 gallons and into the East river 264 100000 gallons.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Call the Wagon. Officer.

Snicklefritz-The reign Of the prize fighter is usually brief
 Jimblecute-Yes; most soaking rains are.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Manufacture of Ghee.

Ghee. the native butter of India, which has been known to keep for cen- turies without becoming rancid, is made by boiling butter until all the watery particles and curds have been removed by skimming.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Parachutes for Aviators

Among the parachutes designed for an aviator is one consisting of wings and balloon-shaped canopy. worn folded against the body and opening automatically if he falls.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

In the bright lexicon of youth there may be no such word as "can't"-but in the later, revised editions. you'll find 1t constantly recurring.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
When Defects Annear.

Defects, either constitutional oI moral. do not show themselves, as 6 rule. until an animal has reached ful physical and mental development.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

If mans thermometer registers a couple of degrees higher than the one owned by his neighbor that eonvinees him that it is reliable.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

The most difficult place to convict a man is in the courts. The easiest place is in a mass meeting.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

There is a limit to human endur ance The friends who have to keep standing up for you, may have to finally turn and "sit on yeu,s
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Liked a Change.

Friend-Ever play poker evenings? Dentist-No. sir; I get enough of drawing and filling in my regular daily work.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

When hubby does most of the cook ing it is sign that marriage is not a failure, so far as the wife is concerned.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Daily Thounht.

Be not angry that you cannot make others what you wish them to be. since you cannot make yourself what you wish to be.-Thomas a-Kempis
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

Upon the whole 1t is better to be the friend of the good fellow than the good fellow himself
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

YOUR OWN DRUGtII.r WILL TELL YOU Try Murine Eve Remedy for Red. Weak, watery Eyes and Granulated Eyeiids; No smarting- just Rye comfort. Write for Book of tine Eye by mail Free. Murine kYe Remedy Co.,. Chicago
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

The young man who is waiting for something to turn up ought to marry girl with a pug nose.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

And many a man finds it difficult to make living because he is practical ly a dead one.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Now You Know.

Little Lemuel-What's an incubator. paw?
 Paw-An incubator, son. is one kind of an egg plant
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

You can learn all there is to know about rich man by watching his chil- dren
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

Although Judd Pavey has been mar ried only three weeks. his wfes rela- tives already have mobilized
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

The most satisfactory place for boil is in the kitchen
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Essentials for PiQs.

When the pigs do come they mus have plenty of feed and clean, dry beds to sleep in and grow in.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

most of the problems and disposes of practically all of the theories.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

About the only thing some men are qualified for is posing as innocent by islanders.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

Always use Red Cross Ball Blue Delights the laundress. At all good grocers Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
Trim the Colts Hoofs.

See that the colts hoofs are prop erly trimmed. A poor foot means poor horse.
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

Most particular women use Red Cross Ball Blue. American made. Sure to please At all good groeers. Adv
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17
HOW WOMEN AVOID A
 OPERATIONS
By Taking Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable
 Compound.

Cleveland, Ohio -" My left side pained me so for several years that I
The Monticellonian., 1915-06-17

A man picks out a nice round stone. A woman throws the thing that is handiest.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1915-02-17

lN j I ~ ] = ~
numbers, was made up entirely Of new
music. There were three special num-
bers, the BARTON solo, Polka '"Oneota''
by Otto Zupfer; the saxaphone quar-
tette in transcription Of ''Annie Laurie"
and the old favorite John Wartha
in Mothers Heart" a cornet solo.
All three were rewarded with vocifer-
Gus applause and each responded to
an encore. OF the band numbers II
Lombarde" from Verdi's Opera seemed
to appeal most strongly to the audience,
altho the "Kojoka Dance was roundly
applauded also. AS matter-of-fact
all numbers were good and were ex-
ceptionally we'll rendered.
Manager Henle estimates the net
receipts to aggregate about $125 which
will go into the armory fund. The
band boys feel highly grati6ed over the
splendid attendance at the concert and
wish to thank one and all for coming
out in such inclement weather.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1915-02-17
Louis G.. Vogel
Co. Auditor-exomclo.
Clerk of Board.
SUICIDE AT SLEEPY EYE.

Nels Larson of Sleepy Eye who had
been fixture at the Berg Hotel for
quite a number of years committed
suicide Saturday by hanging, using
clothes line for that purpose. The last
seen of him alive was about 1920 in the
morning. His dead body was found
about $50 in the laundry room OF the
Berg Hotel and it is believed that he
committed the rash act during the noon
hour. Mr.. Larson was so years old and
unmarried. For some time he was clerk
at the hotel, but drink got the better OF
him and he was let out. He has no
known relatives living except an uncle at
Evan. Coroner Reineke went up Sum
day morning and viewed the remains
but as it was plain case of suicide, he
did not deem it necessary to hold an in
quest.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1915-02-17
uNcER A FRAUD.

E In a communication addressed to-
the New Ulm Post last week, Consul
Grunow of the St. Paul German Consul
late states unequivocally that he never
gave any letter of recommendation to
Mr.. Unger who showed the German
pictures here recently, and that on
account of the adverse criticism that.
these pictures had. received he had
written the German Ambassador at:
Washington called attention to the.
fact that there is some one travelling
thru the country with motion pic
lures claiming to have recommends
lions from the German Ambassador.
It seems from this that our friend
Unger is not only monumental liar.
but that he may be something even.
worse, as the German consul at St.
Paul practically says that the letters
of recommendation claimed to be from
him are forgeries.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1915-02-17
Adolph Schirmer, Jacob Bicker,
Louis w. Pfeif and also all other
persons or parties unknown, claim
ing any right, title, estate, lien or

persons or parties unknown, claim
ing any right, title, estate, lien or
interest in the real estate describ-
ed in the complaint herein, Defendants)
Notice is Hereby Given that action has been
commenced in this Court by the above named
Plaintiff against the above named Defendants
for the purpose of determining any adverse claim,
estate lien, or interest in and to the real estate
hereinafter and in the complaint herein described,
claimed by said defendants either of them.
and to have the same adjudged void; also to have
said defendants and all persons or parties
claiming under or through them forever barred
from claiming and from any and all claims, right
title, estate, lien or interest in and to said real
estate or any part thereof adverse to the plain
tiff herein; and to have said plaintiff adjudged
to be the owner in fee simple and entitled to the
possession of said premises and real estate and to
have the title thereto forever quieted in the plain
tiff, his heirs and assigns
The premises affected by said action are situated
in the County Of Brown and State Of Minnesota,
and are described as follows: Lot No Three
(3) Of Block No. Ninety four (94, North Of Center
Street in the City Of New Ulm, in said County
and State, according to the plat Of said City on
file in the Office Of the Regst Of Deeds in and for
said County.
Dated February IL. 10 s.
JOS. a. ECKsTEN.
Plaintiffs Attorney,
- New Tim Minnesota
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1915-02-17
SOCIAL EVENTS.

Mr.. and Mrs. E. T. Critchett of
Minneapolis are expected to arrive
Saturday for visit with old time friends.
Mrs. Critchett will probably be here
for couple of weeks and no doubt
there will be season Of gayety spite
of the fact that early Lent is upon US.
The first of the coming social gatherings
will be the party given by Mrs. Sigel
Saturday evening at the Dutch Room
at Turner Hall. The affair will be in
honor of Mr.. Sigeps birthday. There
will be some thirty guests in the supper
party. Mr.. and Mrs. ]. K. HOWE OF
Minneapolis, formerly of Winona) will
be house guests of the Sigels as will
the Critchetts.
The Current News Club gave a six
o'clock dinner last evening for the
husbands of the club members. The
affair was given at the G. F. Reineke
home. The evening was spent in social
fashion with music and conversation
and proved very pleasant.
The Ochs home on South Broadway
was the scene of very pretty valentine
party last Thursday evening, the hos
tesses being Mrs. J. A. Ochs, Mrs. F.
P. Zschunke and Mrs. E. Wicherski
The rooms were gaily decorated with
hearts and cupids in red and in every
possible fashion the same effect was
carried out. Ten tables were set for
cards and Hearts was the game.
It was played progressively and the
little score cards were in the form of
hearts. The prize winners were Mrs.
Theo. Crone, Mrs. B. Esser, Mrs. H.
L. Beecher, Mrs. VIM. Stoll, Mrs.
Bieber and Miss O'Brien. The supper
menu was also carried out in the pre-
vailing idea. The flowers were red
carnations and the meats and cakes
and jellies were all nodded in heart
shape. The ingenious methods of work
ing out the scheme added much to the
pleasure of the occasion and the host
esses received many compliments upon
the success of the affair. A smaller
party given by the same ladies was a
thimble bee Wednesday afternoon. Here
primroses we're the decorations and in
place of cards there was contest
to see who could dress doll most effect
lively. For the foundation upon which
to work, each guest was allowed tc
choose from a collection of bottles
of all shapes and sizes and dress it accord
ing to her own fancy. Some most
amusing and droll effects were secured,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1915-02-17
ORDER FOR HEARING ON CLAIMS-CUAR-
DIANSHIP.
State of Minnesota,
}ss
County OF Brown

County of Brown
In Probate Court
Special Term, Feb. 18th, 1915
In the Matter of the Guardianship of Anna
Kersten Gehrke, Incompetent,
Letters of Guardianship in the Estate of Anna
Kersten Gehrke, of the County of Brown and
State of Minnesota, being granted to Robert
Fesenmaier,
1t is Ordered, that six months be and the same
is hereby allowed from and after the date of this
order in which all persons having claims or demands
against the said Anna Kersten Gehrke, are required
to file the same in the Probate Court of said County,
for examination and allowance, or be forever
barred.
1t is Further Ordered, that the first Monday
in September A. D. 1915 at 10 o'clock A. NJ, at
a General Term of said Probate Court, to be held
at the Probate Office in the Court House in the
City of New Ulm, in said County, be and the
same hereby is appointed as the time and place
when and where the said Probate Court will
examine and adjust said claims and demands.
And It Is Further Ordered, that notice of such
hearing be given to all creditors and persons
interested in said estate by forthwith publishing
this order once in each week for three successive
weeks in the New Ulm Review, weekly news
paper printed and published at New Ulm, in said
County.
Dated at New Ulm, Mimi, the 18th day of
February, A. D. 1915
By the Court
Court SeaD GEORGE ROSS,
Judge of Probate 10
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1915-02-17


It is now "Grandpa Hess" Mr.. Hess:
received word that girl baby had
arrived last Wednesday at the home of
his daughter, Mrs. Geo. N. Drew of
Moose Jaw, Sask.
District Judge, I. M. Olsen, in making
the order for apportionment of salary
for the District Court Reporter, places
Lyon county in the lead, as the total
days Of Court of this County for the past
year exceeded that of any other County.
The salary of $4,000 per year, is pro rated
monthly as follows: Nicollet county,
$24.39; Brown county 5000; Redwood
county, $42; Lincoln county, $16.26;
Lyon county, $44.72.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1915-02-17
SUMMONS.
State of Minnesota X
County of Brown
William Burg

Adolph Schirmer, Jacob Bicker,
Louis w. Pfef and also all other
persons or parties unknown, claim
ing any right, title, estate, lien or
interest in the real estate describ-
ed in the complaint herein, Defendants
The State of Minnesota to the above named
Defendants.
You and ach of you are hereby summoned
and required to answer the complaint of the
plaintiff in the above entitled action, which is
filed in the office of the Clerk of the District Court
of the Ninth Judicial District in and the County
of Brown and State of Minnesota and to serve
a copy of your answer to the said complaint on
the subscriber, at his office in the City of New
F, New Ulm in said County, within twenty days
after the service of this summons upon you, ex-
elusive of the day of such service; and if you all
to answer the said complaint within he time afore-
said, the Plaintiff this action will apply to the
Court for the relief demanded in the complaint.
Dated February Is, 1915.
JOS. A ECKSTEIN,
Plaintiffs Attorney,
New Urn, MINI.
NOTICE OF LIS PENDENs.
State of Minnesota
County Of Brown
District Court,
Ninth Judicial District
William Burg Plaintiff
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1915-02-17
TWO HUNDRED YEARS OLD; AND
STILL ACTIVE.

What is claimed to be the oldest
running clock in the United States
is owned by Mr.. and Mrs. Swanbeck
of Lamberton. 1t is nearly two hundred
years old, having been made in 1923,
and handed down from generation to
generation since that time.
The treasured relic was presented
to the Swanbecks four years ago by Mr..
Swanbeck's parents when they were
visiting the old home in Daily Skane,
Sweden.
The old clock stands seven feet in
height, weighs 200 pounds and keeps
excellent time. 1t strikes every hour.
1t is run by weights which may be
seen when the door is open.
All the wood in the heirloom is hand
fashioned and hand-carved. The dates
and names of the former owners are
marked on the inside of the door. The
wood is of an unusually hard variety
and the different pieces have been fitted
together with wooden pegs.
The painting is done in blue, green,
cream and red.