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Valdez daily prospector., 1915-04-01

The launch Mary Lee left for a trip to Solomon bay this morning.
Valdez daily prospector., 1915-04-01

vicinity of Bartfield, commanding the southern entrance to the pass.
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Innnrtant "a Mnthars
contrary Communication.

My dear. wanted to please you
so here is some very rare steak"
Well donei"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
DIE WITHIN THE SAME HOUR
Aged Sheboygan Couples Prayers
Are Granted and Death Causes
no Separation.

heboygan.-Comrade since child
hood, Mr.. and Mrs. August Spohrleder,
SO and Sc years old respectively, died
within one hour, of old age.
Mrs. Spohrleder, who had been an
invalid thirty years, was asleep when
her husband died and was not awak-
ened, as the consequences of the news
were feared. Without waking, she
died just fifty minutes after her hus-
band. Until six weeks ago Mr.. Spohr-
leder had been his wifes only attend
ant through her long illness, and when
he was taken ill their only living child
of family of six, Mrs. August Ehr-
ling, came to this city to care for
them
While confined to their beds they
prayed together that their deaths
might come together, that they might
never be separated by death Their
golden wedding anniversary was spent
in bed
They were born in Germany, played
together, attended the same school
classes and soon after marriage came
to Wisconsin, settling in Sheboygan
county. They leave, besides Mrs. Aug
ust Ehrling, nine grandchildren and
eleven great-grandchild
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23

lect a wife, his wits have become
sharpened. He has visited at so many
homes of his married chums, hearing
home life, tlat he cannot help having
formed his own line of thought lie is
inclined to be lenient in his opinions
toward the presiding angel of the
home. If he adds another ten years
to his bachelor life ere he weds, he is
apt to become less tolerant with "a
woman's idea of household economy.
He wants wife comedy to look
upon. He would pass over many an
other quality in favor of youth. He
knows the advantage of molding wife
to a husbands ways, and expects to
find the head of woman of forty on
the shoulders of a girl of twenty. Ii
he finds she is not we'll up in the art
of cooking, he sets her at it. He buys
her a cook book, and she is plunged
forthwith into the household tread
mill; not where her husbands mother
began as a bride, but where that good
lady left off
He expects his wife, no matter how
tired she may be from encounters with
the maid, to be just as sweet and
agreeable to him when he comes home
as in their counting days-with not
even a cloud in her sky. He expects
to look over the household bills, sug-
costing the cutting down Of the gas
l. : ! hirrI, "a
bill, which shows a few pounds more
have been used this month than last.
He calls his wife to task about buying
q new hat, declaring she is extrava-
CANT in purchasing two within year.
Immediately there is war in camp.
She reminds him that one was straw
hat for summer, ironically remarking
that she had to have warmer headgear
in winter, unless he wanted to see her
make a freak of herself by wearing a
straw hat when snow was blowing.
He expects she will be satisfied with
out compliments, tenderness and love
making which he gave her before she
exchanged her name for his, and not
have secret longings for the kiss of
affection now and then, nor the thrill
Ing touch of lingering clasp as she
passes him his morning cup Of cot
fee. The man who expects the sole
business and happiness of a wife
should be to cater to his pleasure,
heroically putting aside all her own
comfort and enjoyment, makes matri-
mony hard road to travel. A hus-
band should expect that which will
never disappoint him-that the aver
age wife will do the very best she can
on each and all occasions-for loves
sake only.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
KIDNEYS CLOG UP FROM
EATING TOO MUCH MEAT
Take Tablespoonful of Salts If Back
Hurts or Bls oder Bothers-Meat
Forms Uric Acid.

We are a nation of meat eaters and
our blood is filed with uric acid, says
a well-known authority, who warns us
to be constantly on guard against kid
ney trouble.
The kidneys do their utmost to free
the blood of this irritating acid, but
become weak from the overwork;
they get sluggish; the eliminative It's
sues clog and thus the waste is re-
tanned in the blood to poison the en-
tire system.
When your kidneys ache and feel
like Jumps of lead, and you have sting
ing pains in the back or the urine is
cloudy, full of sediment, or the blad-
der is irritable, obliging you to seek
relief during the night; when you have
severe headaches. nervous and dizzy
spells, sleeplessness, acid stomach or
rheumatism in bad weather, get from
your pharmacist about four ounces of
Jad Salts; take a tablespoonful in a
glass of water before breakfast each
morning and in a few days your kid
neys will act fine. This famous salts
is made from the acid of grapes and
lemon juice, combined with lithia, and
has been used for generations to flush
and stimulate clogged kidneys, to neu-
tralize the acids in urine so it is no
longer a source of irritation, thus end
ing urinary and bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot
injure; makes a delightful efferves-
cent Whitewater drink, and nobody
can make a mistake by taking a little
occasionally to Keep the kidneys clean
and active.-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23

belong on this mundane sphere Ca
tainly she is no mate for mortal man
with all his faults. follies. absurd no
tons and unreasonable expectations
wife is very much of what her hus'
bands love and kindness make her
II there is but one pocketbook be
tween them, and he trusts to her good
sense to help him save the dollars,
he will find her twice as saving as
he imagines she could be. If man
marries into family he should not
be prepared to despise his relatives-in-
law on general principles. On the
contrary, he should honor and respect
them because of the tie which binds
them to the wife, who is nearer and
dearer to him than all others, II a
man finds a certain girl has charm
for him. let him not look to find how
many flaws he can discover in her.
Instead he should rejoice that he can
see SO many virtues in her. If he
loves her and can win her love in re-
turn, he should cast aside unreason-
able expectations. WOO and wed her,
and be satisfied
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
unuuestionina Obedience.

Much trouble as we'll as much
amusement was caused during the
early stages Of the canal work by the
inability of the Jamaican negroes 70
take any except strictly literal view
of orders. In unloading a vessel at
Colon a rope in a pulley at the head
of the mast got damned and Jamai-
can was ordered to climb up and re-
lease It. He did as ordered. Some
minutes later the boss of the gang
missed him, and asked with some i'm
patience where he was. He was
pointed out sitting calmly at the mast
head
what are you doing up there%
roared the boss.
"You told me to come up here, sab"
the man answered, but you haven't
told me to como down!"-Joseph b..
Bishop, secretary of the Isthmian Ca
nal comm ission, In the Youths Com
panion.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
$1OO,OCG IS NEARLY PAID UP
New Association House Nearing
Completion Officers Are
Reelected.

Beloit-All cash in redemption of
pledges toward building Beloit's new
100000 Y NJ c. A building will be
in the hands of Treasurer T. A. Won
Oven next month, according to re-
port made at the annual meeting Of
Y. M. G. A. directors. The building
is rapidly nearing completion and
soon will be ready for occupancy. OF
the 100000 pledged for the building
by citizens in a whirlwind subscrip-
ton campaign last year, $70,712.30 in
cash now has been paid in. Y. M. G.
A. officers reelected at the meeting
were N. ]. Ross, president; w. o. Han
sen, vice president c. H. Hill, secre-
tary; H. A. Won Oven, treasurer; and
N. ]. Ross, c. H. Hill and G. J. Nit
chell, directors for four years.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
WILL ADD THREE COMPANIES
State National Guard Regiments Will
Be Brought Up TO Regular Army
Requirements.

Madison. - The state national
guard regiments will be brought up
to regular army requirements of fif-
teen companies to regiment. This
was brought out at hearing on ma
tional guard bills, before the commit
tee on state affairs. Senator Burke's
bill for a fourth regiment was on for
a hearing. The senator said he had
learned from Adj. Gen. Holway that
the regular army regiment will here
after consist of fifteen companies.
Therefore his bill was of no use. The
three Wisconsin regiments will be
brought up to fifteen companies each.
This will be done through a bill SEN
ator Fairchild has in, which gives
the governor power to increase the
guard up to maximum strength. To
make up three full regiments the
present tenth battalion would be alb
sorbed and new companies added.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
BISHOP FOX PASSES AWAY
Head OF Roman Catholic Diocese Of
Green Bay Succumbs in Chi
cago Hospital

Green Bay.-The body of the Rev.
Joseph j, Fox, bishop of the Catholic
diocese of Green Bay, who died at
the Alexian Brothers hospital in Chi
cago was brought here for burial
The bishops death was unexpect-
ed. Some days ago he was operated
on for tumor. He was reported as
slowly improving, but he grew sud
denly weaker and the end came.
Physicians at the hospital said
death was caused by heart disease.
He was rallying from the operation
when the shock to his heart brought
death.
1t was at the bishops request that
he be buried at Green Bay, where he
was born, and where for many years
he labored.
Bishop Fox was born at Green
Bay Aug. 2, 1855. He got his ele-
mentary education at the Green Bay
Cathedral school. He took his de-
grees in philosophy and theology at
the American College and University
of Louvain, Belgium, destroyed in
the German bombardment of that
historic city. He was ordained June
a, 1879, and did his first pastoral
work at New Franklin, Wis. For
three years he was in charge OF ST.
Johns chapel at Green Bay, serving
at the same time as secretary to the
then Bishop Krautbauer. After serv-
ing in other capacities in Wisconsin,
he was appointed domestic prelate to
Pope Leo in 1898. He had been
bishop at Green Bay since July %,
1904. He was life member of the
Wisconsin State Historical society.
The bishop is survived by three
sisters, two brothers and number
of nieces and nephews. The sisters
are: Mother Cecilia, Racine; Mrs. A.
A. Wink, Green Bay, and Mrs. P. S.
Young, Chicago. Brothers: Peter
Fox, Chicago, and Anthony Fox, Sc
attic
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
A Bit Twisted.

Paddy one day became the proud IA
Their of twins. The christening cere-
mony arrangements we're made and
Pat was instructed by his wife, Moya,
that the babies names we're Kate
and Sidney" While making his way
to the church, repeating the names,
Kate" and Sidney" Pat was met by
several friends, who wished to drink
to the babies health. BY the time all
had paid for a round Pat was a wee
bit mixed. He arrived at the church
in good time, but when the clergyman
asked for the names Of the children
Pat replied: STEAK and Kidney
Young's Magazine.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23

Oh the years we waste. and the tears we
waste,
And the work OF our heart and hand,
Belong to the woman who did not know
And did not understand.
There are men who have a world of
confidence in themselves; there are
others who are always fearful lest
they make mistakes before the woman
they care for. The man who over
rates his abilities laughs when his
sweetheart tells him Of other would
be suitors VIII write her letters or
walk home with her from afternoon
affairs. The information does not
worry him in the least. He imag-
ines himself far superior to any young
man she has mentioned. Not for mo-
ment does he imagine his being Tilted
for any of these less brilliant young
fellows.
A girl may tell a dlfident lover
these stories and see the alarm spring
at once into his eyes. The thoughts
of losing her fills him with fear. His
voice grows husky, his hands trem-
BILE. In an instant he has lost his
vivacity, hope. He is downhearted.
His home folks do their best to cheer
him. 1t is useless. Nothing seems
capable of cheering him. If he loses
his position he gives up the thought
of winning her entirely. He hasn't the
courage to go and see her He fan
cies no woman will cling to a sinking
ship.
He does not believe he can hold a
woman's love for long. In company
of young men and women he is at his
worst He is sure that the woman he
loves is comparing him unfavorably
with the rest. This does not make
him feel assured by any means. The
whole trouble with such young man
is he is too modest by far; does not
know his own powers and is. there
fore, faint-hearted.
Every human being has some good
qualities to offset his backwardness.
Women are drawn toward men, at
tracted by their magnetic personality,
their Difference to the weaker sex,
their kindness, truthfulness, their eff
forts to please the woman they love
best.
What more manly tribute could any
one pay than this? They are true as
steel to sweetheart or wife. They are
not flirting with other girls or trying
to arouse the demon Of jealousy in the
heart that beats for them alone. The
lover who is wont to be downhearted
over trifles is the exact opposite of
the self-assured. overconfident lover.
There is the difference of a heart be-
tween them The diffident lover is the
one who has it beating in his bosom.
The downhearted lover wastes years
unnecessarily in repining over trifies
"a falling out with his sweetheart. A
girl who has such lover should do
her best to win him away from this
state by doing everything to lift his
cares-never to add one.
1t is a misfortune to give way to
the blues. The man who shakes off
downheartedness and smiles, even by
superhuman effort, in the face of dis
couragement is sure to win out in the
long run. Women admire a cour-
ageous, hopeful man. There are those
who consider a downhearted lover a
poor stick to lean TDSn.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
PROVIDES FOR DOG IN WILL
Leaves Fortune to Children of Neigh
Dor, Provides They Care for
His Puppy.

Il hereby bequeath my entire estate,
consisting of money in banks and
property, to the children of Mr.. and
Mrs. A. II. Nichols of Riddle, with the
understanding that they are to care
for my dog puppy as long as 1t lives"
was the essential part of will filed
by James Rice of Riddle in the pro-
bate court at Roseburg, Ore.
Mr.. Rice had lived in southern Doug.
las county for many years, and was a
great admirer of the Nichols chill.
dren. Recently he decided that they
should have his property and money
following his death. The puppy, OIL
which Mr.. Rice speaks In his viii. had
been his constant companion for sew
eral months It is understood that Mr..
Rice was moderately wealthy. He was
about sixty years of age and unmar-
ried.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
WHOLE STATE PAYS
TRIBUTE TO JUDGE JUDGE
JURISTS FROM ALL PARTS OF
WISCONSIN ATTEND SEA-
MAN FUNERAL.
FLAGS ARE AT HALF MAST
Business Wac Practically Suspended
and Thousands Turn Out to Pay
Tribute-Rev. Thomas Con-
ducts Services.

Sheboygan. - Sheboygan joined
with the state and nation in doing
honor to the name of the late Will
lam Henry Seaman, judge of the
United States court of appeals, who
was buried here.
Flags on all public and many pri-
vate buildings were at half mast,
business was practically suspended
and thousands of Sheboygan people
turned out to honor the memory of
beloved citizen, soldier, lawyer and
judge. In addition over 200 jurists
and attorneys from Milwaukee and
Chicago, officials of the federal
courts, came to Sheboygan on a spe-
cial train to attend the funeral.
The body of Judge Seaman arrived
from California, accompanied by the
widow and daughters, and was i'm
mediately taken to the late resi-
dence. Later it was removed to the
First Congregational church, where
it lay in state until the hour of the
funeral. under military guard, and
thousands of friends and neighbors,
from among the highest officials Of
the state to the poorest laboring
man, who had known Judge Seaman
as a friend, filed past the bier in an
almost constant stream for three
hours
The delegations of federal judges
from Milwaukee and Chicago, to-
gether with the court officials and
dozens of prominent attorneys who
had practiced before Judge Seaman's
courts, on their arrival went directly
to the church, which was already fill
ing with the old neighbors and init
mate friends of the late jurist and
his family.
The services, which were brief,
were conducted by the Rev. David
Thomas, pastor of the church and a
personal friend of Judge Seaman
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
UNREASONABLE EXPECTATIONS
hundred thousand oaths your fears
Perhaps would not remove;
And if gazed a thousand years
/ could no deeper love.

A hundred thousand oaths your fears
Perhaps would not remove;
And if I gazed a thousand years
1 could no deeper love.
Men tell of the qualities they expect
to find in the girl they want for a
sweetheart and whom they intend to
wed. She must be fairly cookbook
ing. This bars the young women who
are positively homely. She of his
choice must be sweet tempered and
docile, which also bars the independ-
ent girl who thinks for herself and
believes in expressing her own views.
They want their sweetheart TO look
sweet and dainty in a six-cent calico
frock.
They expect her to be perfection in
the art of home making, and when she
marries she will ne pleased to cut
loose from all of her relatives, If they
prove uncongenial to him. In fact,
he would have her human putty, as it
were, that he could mold to suit him.
The average man will travel from one
end of the world to the other without
finding all these combined qualities in
one woman. His expectations get a
sudden jar each time he thinks he has
has found his ideal mate.
1t is unreasonable for a man to ex-
pect TO find a girl who has no will
of her own, no temper, no ideas worth
having, who would feel contented in
a calico gown when her fair beauty,
like a gem, needs the proper setting.
And as for cutting loose from those
whom she has always loved and who
have loved her and are bound by the
tenderest of ties, it would be the
most hard-hearted woman, indeed,
who would turn from these, tearing
the tie of kinshiyJ ruthlessly asunder
at the behest of I stranger who has
just entered her life.
The average woman would very
soon tell him that his wishes were I'M
reasonable and that he would have e
hard time finding such a sweetheart
as he was looking for.
A man should make up his mind,
no matter how long he has been a
bachelor. TO take women as he finds
them. There is not one of them per
feet. She who is an angel does not
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
Fashionable Goods Not Wanted

That Latin-Americans insist on hsy-
ing just the kind of article that suits
their taste is illustrated by an incident
in Guatemala. An old gentleman in
the interior, large ranch owner, had
always been used to certain kind Of
necktie, and asked a local house to
buy a number of them for him. The
can concern, but the latter wrote back
that that kind of necktie had been out
Of date for 20 years, and sent several
of the latest design. These were re-
fused, however, the old kind was OBJ
tanned from Europe, and the American
house lost what might have been an
opening wedge to a good trade.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
'CASCARETS' FOR
LIVER. BOWELS
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a to-cent box now.

No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation, indiges-
ton, biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach, liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight; put an end to the
headache, biliousness, dizziness, nerv-
BUSINESS. sick, sour, gassy stomach.
backache and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs of all the
bile, gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 10-cent box means health, happi-
ness and clear head for months.
No more days of gloom and distress
IL you will take a Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little In
sides need a cleansing, too. Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
LauraJednLibbeU's
Talks on
Heart Topics
MEN WHO EXPECT TOO MUCH
FROM MATRIMoNY.

A lamp alight. rose abloom, and you
Make home for me where'er God puts us
two.
No hut so squalid but it would suffice;
No battiemented castle, grim and stout,
Too cold TO hold my little paradise.
Or, holding that, could bar contentment
out.
The girl who weds a very young
man has the matrimonial reins in her
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
Same Power

II have tribute to my powers as an
actor. I can draw tears from mel
and women alike any time by working
on their feelings"
''Humph, 1 can do that. too.
"On the stage?"
mo, in my Office. I'm dentist"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
Every Little Helos.

Theatrical Manager - HE there!
What are you going to do with that
pistol?
Disconsolate Lover-Going to kill
myself
Theatrical Manager-Hold on min.
ute. If you're bound to do it, won't
you be good enough to leave note
saying you did it for love of Miss
Starr, our leading lady? It's a dull
season, and every little helps.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
Bank Cashier Held for Trial.

Beaver Dam.-The preliminary
hearing of William Briemann of The
funds of the Theresa State bank of
which he was cashier, was held be-
fore Judge Lyons, who bound him
over under a $4,000 bond to appear
at the next term of the Circuit Court.
He could not secure the bond and
was placed in the jail at Beaver Dam.
Testimony showed he had speculated
not only with the banks money, but
with that of his wife and other rela-
tiyes.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
Madison Plans Auditorium.

Naturalization is considering
building a municipal auditorium, to
house the city hall, monster social
center dining room for public recep-
tions, etc. A special committee of the
city council will view plans for the
proposed structure. The estimated
cost will be in the neighborhood of
5000 900.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
Convicted Count Swallows Poison

Milwaukee.-Count Curt Won Kno-
blesdorf, confessed forger, gave up
hopes of being saved from two years
Imprisonment at hard labor in the
state penitentiary. A half hour before
his expected departure for Waupun he
swallowed fifteen grains of bichloride
of mercury. He took the pois before
his cellmate, Joseph Keehn, in the
county Jail.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
Road Not to Ask Increase.

The information comes from re-
liable source that the Milwaukee
road has withdrawn from the three
cornered request filed with the legis-
lature by the Milwaukee, North Wes-
tern and 500 lines for an inyestiga-
ton to determine the right of the
companies to operate under an in
crease from 2 to 2 u cents per mile
in naSsnnpnr rates
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1915-03-23
Use Shot as RIvets

An ingenious method of making use
Of a shot as a rivet is described in an
English paper. 1t is said to be often
more satisfactory for mending small
holes than soldering and more quickly
accomplished. First round out the
hole with knife blade or suitable tool
and lay the vessel bottom UP on a
firm support, such as fiat stone or
anvil. so as TO be able to pound firmly
on the metal Placing a small shot
Of suitable size in the hole. sharp
hammer stroke transforms il to riyet