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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-07
Card Of Thanks

We wish to express our sincere
thanks TO our kind friends and neigh
bors Of Tunnelton for their sympathy
and help during the illness and death
OF our beloved husband and father. J.
W. Robinson. We wish also to extend
thanks to the choir and flower girls
and for the many floral offerings.
Mrs. J. w. Robinson and Family.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-07

Do the people of West Virginia realize
that the interest on the Virginia debt is
costing them 81 ,697 day, debt which
the Preston County Journal repeatedly
stated were nothing but Democratic
campaign lies' and the debt would be
decided in favor Of West Virginia? At
this rate the interest will be over one-half
million dollars year. Are the taxpayers
satisfied that the Republican machine il
the friend Of the people? Do they be.
ieve, az was alleged in 1896, that the
Virginia bondholders financed the Re-
publican campaign in 1896 on the prom
Use that they would allow Virginia 10 sue
West Virginia? Something the Democrats
refused 70 do while they had control Of
the state government.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-07

Russia needs money. England is hard
up. France is lifting the last centime in
her sock. Germany IL plunging deeper
into debt. The United states has more
money than Il knows what " DO with.
European gold continues 10 pour into our
lap. We are working, not fighting. We
are exporting crops, not consuming all
We produce. Our industries are hum
ming. Everybody has enough 10 eat
and 70 wear or can get both This is q
skeleton picture Of conditions in the two
hernispheres One should be glad Of
happy home on the Western half.-Phila-
deIphia Record.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-07

Notice Is hereby given to all credi-
tors Of Allen 8. Cuppett, deceased, to
present their claims against his estate
70 the undersigned at the late resi-
dence Of said decedent on Saturday,
October rs, 1915.
SCOT o. @. CUPPETT, Exec.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-07

Between prosperity and the increase in
taxation, due 20 the Dawson tax laws il
Is alleged that the editor Of the Journal
complains that the corn-dodger is slow Of
digestion
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-07

No doubt the Journal often wonders
why u has no influence among the Re
pubiicans Of Preston county why they
DO not get ont on the hill-tops when il
brutally calls county officials dishonest
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-07

We would suggest 70 the Preston
County Journal tbst under this benef-
cent Democratic property il will end
that its better 10 whistle than whine.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-07

Some profess b believe that tie editor
81 the journal is meiloving down since
te changed his speciacles. The old ones
magnifed his delusioDs TOO much.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-07

II is refreshing 10 note that the Journal
IL not finding fault these days with the
editorial policy Of toe Morgsntown Post
Chronicle.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-07

VIII Teddy Roosevelt never forgive
Woodrow Wilson Tor bic finished dipIo.
macy without buster
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-07

You have no doubt observed that the
occasional outbursts with the Journal
have become chronic.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-07

The calamity bowl has been mDeuedea
~ the prosperity shout.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-07

The Argus Ieads-and glad 10 see
the others followi
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1915-10-07

The Argus Is best Of all.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
LAW ON SUNDAY
LIQUOR SELLING

Our local saloon men better read
the following law in reference to the
observing of Sunday closing:
The law provides. among other
things, that
IF amy tavern keeper or other
person shall sell, give away or barter
any intoxicating liquors on the
first day of the week commonly
called Sunday, or on the day of the
annual town meeting or the biennial
fall election, special election, OF
primary election, such tavern keeper
or other person so offending shall bt
punished by a fine OF not less than
five nor more than twenty-five dol
lars. or by imprisonment in the
county jail not to >xceed thirty
days or both such fine and impris-
onment.'
Tie common Interpretation of the
Sunday closing law is that it refers
to saloonFeepers only. A careful
reading Of the above extract wits
show that it is unlawful for any per-
son no matter in what business or
occupation he may be engaged to
sell, give away or barter in any in
toxicating liquors on Sunday.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
A. /. Fontaine, Publisher.
Thursday, July %, 1915.
WHAT is ADVERTISING?

It has been suggest I'd by some OF
the merchants OF the city that the
Reporter open its columns to the
merchants so that they may express
what in their opinion constitutes adj
yertising what it means to them
and to the public
The Reporter is glad to open its
columns for discussions Of this char
aoter and invites each Of the mer-
chants of the city to send n his
ideas "a this subject.
Other cities have advertising clubs
made up OF the retail merchants and
the manufacturers of the city and
it would be a wise plan to include
a club OF this kind in the workings
Of the NJ. & NJ. A
To help this matter along, the Re
porter VIII from time TO time print
interesting matter pertaining to the
subject of advertising, what it is
and how to get the best results from
Ii L.
Mr.. Merchant, don't forget, that
the other merchants would like to
hear your views on the subject OF
advertising.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
UNSAFE CANOES
SHOULD BE
PROHIBITED
No One Wants to Prohibit the
Sale of safe ConoeS. Seats
Should be low In All

That the agitation to regulate the
I sac Of canoes in the state of Wiscon
sin, or to be more exact to prohibit
the SAGE OF unsafe canoes, has been
suggested from other Quarters.u be
sizes Grand Rapids is shown by the
fact that two bills have already been
introduced in the legislature on the
subject. People in This city who
started the movement to prohibit the
sale of canoe in the state of WiscoL.
taken the matter up with the assem-
blyman from this county and it is
not unreasonable to suppose that
some definite action will be taken.
We have the information about the
bills already Introduced from the Sc
.retary OF the Wisconsin Daily Lea
que. This matter will be taken up
by the league in thee event of no
action coming from the present Iegis
Iature.
Mr.. Hambrecht said before Ieav-
ing for Iadison to resume his du-
ties there, that it was pretty late
IN the session to introduce new bill
and that ons vote against such an
introduction would Kill the chance,
however, he would do the best he
ould.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
WOOD COUNTY
ROADS FOR
AUTOISTS

The Wisconsin Motorist for July
says. "The Yellowstone Trail be-
tween MiIadore and Sherry, viii
be more or less torn up with large
grading gangs during July and Aug
lust, and it may perhaps he a little
advantage to tourists during July
to go through Grand Rapids in q
western direction to Seneca Corners,
Vesper and north through the town
ii A1p.n and get back on the Yellow
some Trail near the village OF Au-
DurndaIe, either on east OF west side.
There is no choice i'm the roads from
Vesper north.
Road between PittsviIe and
MarsheieId will practically be clos
"a curing July and August on &C
count OF 10 concrete cuIverts which
are to be built and seven miles
grading work, and autoists shewd
30 on the west side Of Yellow r1V-
II. crossing Yellow river at Pitts
vile, north to MarshfieId. Grad
ing gangs viii also be at work on
the roads west from ,PittsviIIe thru
the town Of Cary during July. Biron
read VIII be closed up during July
Road signs are generally always put
up directing traffic around work.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
SANGERFEST
TICKETS ARE
SELLING FAST
Reserved Seats May Be Pro-
cured Large Attendance
Assured From Outside Com
mittees Have Finished Work
From Saturday S Daily.

From Saturdays Daily.
Tickets are selling good for the
Sangerfest which viii be given in
this city a week from tomorrow,
Sunday, July q. In fact full hous4
is now assured.
It mas been arranged by the local
ticket committee to provide a lin
tied number of reserved seats-as
these seats viii also be a little moeI
comfortable than the offer chairs.
Those holding tickets now may Sc
cure reserved seats at a small ad-
ditionaI cost by calling on the Rev.
William NommenSen.
Reports from MarshfieId, Wausau
and Merrill bring word that a large
number OF people from those CT
ties are arranging to attend the
first annual Sangerfest.
The local committees have finish
ed all the preliminary work for the
big song festival and all arrange
ments are now complete.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
CIRCUS DAY
HAS CONE
AND CONE

We believe that we express the
universal sentiment of citizens OF
Grand Rapids when we say that the
Sens-Floto Circus that exhibited
here on Friday the 10th was as fine
a circus as ever spread it's canvas
in our city. From the time they
struck the c. NJ. & ST. P. yards at
Z a. m until they left the NORTH
western yard at midnight every man
and every lady whom you met in a
business or social way were ladies
and gentr6men-even to those who
acted as clowns during the per
Torrance. The circus was fine thru
out and the actors among the best.
The horses were beautiful and fault
lessIy trained.
The lion exhibition in the cage
was marvellous, thrilling. The bare
back riding and trapeze performing
was thrilling, in fact every act was
superb. The parade ON the streets
and in the tent was gorgeous. The
animal and wild west part of the
show was excellent. The entire
day was ideal for circus puTp oses.
The attendance was large in the
afternoon and good in the evening.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22

| Ish-ng with a party Of gentlemen in
the northwestern part Of the state.
Among other fish we caught. and 1
want 10 tell you members of the
story club that fishing in those days
was fishing-a big channel catfish.
You know that catfish has almost
as much vitality as a dog fish we
save this fish to a ScOtchman IiV-
ing near and some weeks after the
party returned from the fishing trip
l received d letter from the Scotch
man TIL which he thanked me per
sonaIly for giving him that big chan
mel catfish. It seemed,-nOW gentle
men you all know how a Scotchman
y1hcrs am untTuth so you can believe
this is a true stOry-that the prem
ISIS Of the ScOtchman were OVerTun
With rats ana mice and he had been
having a great deal of trouble be-
cause Of them and had tried every
means known to rid the place of the
r-zts III his letter of thanks he
described how he took the fish home
n a gunny sack ana threw it down
in the woodshed, how during the
night he heard a commOtiOn in the
90 shed and on going out found
the catfish had eaten it's way out
i. the bag aif1 had stuck its head in
mole in the floor and strangled to
death. But the bes part of hte story
is to come. Strange % relate, he dil
not see or hear any mice or rats a
round the place and when he cut the
big fish open, he found sixteen rats
and eighteen mice, a cock roach and
IN angie worm in the stomach of the
fish. Never after that was he bo-f-
ereu with rats or mice.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22

Referring to a statement made in
one Of the local weeklies, in which
II Is said that, 1t is probably only
eIsLt 10 state that il is enireIy pro
babe some OF our contemporary
- ent a step further than there was
azy need OF when 1t was stated that
a movement had been started 10 pro
hIbit the use Of canoes on ire Wis
eonsin river"
The Reporter did not make such q
auau4eLl, II stated tl4at move was
o. loot to control the sale Of canoes
So far as the Reporter can learn
n enc has suggested the stopping o.
-anceing on the Wisconsin river OF
any other body Of water, but some
= The expert canoe men agree that
y1ere eeats N a Canoe are higher
tran four inches above the bottom Of
the boat there is danger and the agl
| tatiCn is to prohibit the sale of such
canoes in this state.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
VISITS MILWAUKEE
At TER FIVE DAYS
IN THE ORIENT
John B. Southmayd Back From
China to Visit His Old Friends,

John B. SOuJnmayd, who formerly
had charge OF the Singer Sewing
Machine company's Wisconsin busii
ness, and who, five years ago, was
sentt o China, with headquarters at
Shanghai, to manage the company's
Chinese business, arrived in Mill
waukee on Monday to visit Milwau-
kee friends, and will then go to
Appleton, his boyhood home, for a
short stay.
1t look just thirty days for Mr..
Sss1thmayd to make the trip from
Shanghai to Milwaukee He was
met at San Francisco by Hugo Froh-
bach, formerly of Milwaukee and a
past master OF Lafayette lodge, nov
in the fruit business in Oregon, VII,
welcomed Mr.. Sou -hmayd back to thu
country on behalf of Lafayette
lodge Of Milwaukee.
Mr.. Southmayd is a past grana
master of Lafayette lodge F.O 6. A.
NJ, and at the time of his depart
ure for China he was rendered a
farewell dinner at the Milwaukee a
thIetic club by the Past Masters
Association Of Lafayette, and was
presented with a handsome diamond
pin as a token of esteem.
Mr.. Southmayd spoken Of in the
above article is a brother Of F.
Southmayd Of this city, and viii Wis
it with him in this city next eve.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
BALLOONS
CAPTURED

From Saturdays Daily.
Two Of the balloons sent up by
the Abel & Podawiltz Co, this morn
ing have been captured and return
ed. The third balloon was captur-
eG ny Paul Arpin and Neal Conway
near KelIner and the second balloon
was captured near the Howe school
building by aHrry Burrows and the
hIeberg oy.,
ArDin and Conway get $3.50 in
trade at the store for bringing back
the card attached to number three
balloon and the other two boys win
divide a pair shoes between them or
something OF equal value.
Up to going to press, the number
one balloon has not teen captured.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
DOWNWARD COURSE

Fast Beln, Realized by Grand Rap
ids People.
A little backache at first.
Daily increasing till the back is
lame and weak.
Urinary disorders may quickly fol-
low:
Dropsy and often Bright's disease
This frequently is the downward
curse of kidney ills.
Don't take this course. Follow
the advice Of a Grand Rapids citizen.
Mrs. William Hanson. 436 Tenth
Ave, s., GrandR apids, says: Il
was in poor health with kidney and
bladder trouble. My back ached day
and night and it hurt me dreadfully
70 lift anything. I took four boxes
Of Deans Kidney Pills in all and
was benefited in every way. My
back got much stronger and my
kidneys acted regularly"
Price soc at all dealers. Don t
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan' s Kidney Pills the same that
Mrs. Hanson had. Foster-Milburn
Co. Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22

the car struck the post and took
a splinter out Of tit was a for
Juuate thing fcr the occupants OF
yhe car that it was Just the tip Of
me rear end Oh the car that h.l
lie pole instead Of the front end.
The man driving tie car seemed T.,
se hea-ed straight Tor the pole ana
only avoided il by the merest
chance. A party, thought 10 have
0s-n Tie same, was seen later driy-
IS sou.h cut Of the city and they
we're gong at the same reckless pace
II is thought by those who saw them
The car was SONG at such a pace
and in such anerrattc manner that
was impossible to set the number.
Several citizers who saw the car
made remarks to the effect that
they would have sworn out war
rant could they get the number OF
the license or the name Of the driv-
ar.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
ALICE TEDDY
NOT HERE WAS
RUDOLPH BEAR

A false report was circulated thru
the medium OF an evening paper last
evening. This was a story about
Alice Teddy" a trainad bear be-
longing to George Crapsey of Mer-
rin. The fact of the matter is Al
ice Teddy and her owner, Geo. A.
Crapsey were in Merrill yesterday
having just returned from a trip
thru the east
Alice Teddy has not been in Grand
Rapids for several years.
The bear seen on the streets yes
terday was a young bear owned BY
NJ Akey of Rudolph. The report
was that the bear was steering an
automobile-thOse on the inside
know that while the bear rested
its forepaws on the steering wheel
Mr. Akey also had hand under.
meath the wheel and did the actual
work. What about that remark.
Unreliable As Usual?''
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
UNCLE GEORGE
TELLS ANOTHER
GOOD ONE

Did George Washington SLEEP
81 ending up because he could not
He?"
Doc BandeIin had just asked the
question of some of the members OF
the Fish Story Club, when Uncle
George came in and hearing the
last Of the question said, That re-
min4s ne Of a fish story"
Uncle George helped himself to a
per6ecto that vas sticking cut OF
Does vest pocket. After crumpling
up the cigar, stuffing it into his pipe
Uncle George remarked Doc, why
don't you smoke real tobacco? 1t
would be better for your health
and mine if you did"
Doc asked him, How about that
fish story" and this is the tale he
told:
z'It was some years ago and was
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
Deafness Cannot be Cured.

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
Gus lining OF the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube is inflamed you have rumbHng
sound or imperfect hearing, and when il is
entirely closed, Deafness is the result and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal cOndi-
ton, hearing viii be restored forever: nine
cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an indamed condition
Of the r. uCOus surfaces.
We Will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case Of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Hairs Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars, free.
f. J. CHENEY Sc CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists 75c
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
HAS POCKET
PICKED On
STREET CAR
From Saturdays Daily.

From Saturdays Daily.
Lyman Hammond of Saratoga had
his pocket picked on the car that
leaves here. at $50 in the afternoon.
The Dip got away with $40.
The five-thirty car was crowded
to capacity, Hammond was standing
n the front vestibuIe, There were
wo men standing by Hammond and
they began pushing and shovingthose
around them-the old dip stunt
These two men got off the car at
the c. NJ. & st. P. crossing near
The Marling lumber yard. 1t was
some time after that Hammond dis
covered that the left pocket in his
trousers was turned inside out and
The money gone.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
A Good Household saIvs.

Ordinary ailments and injuries ar
not of themselves serious, but infec-
tion or low vitality may make them
dangerous. Don't neglect cut,
sore, bruise or hurt because it's
small. Blood Poison has resulted
from a pin-prick or scratch. For all
such ailments Buchen's Arnica Salve
is excellent. It protects and heals
the hurt; is antiseptic, kills infection
and prevents dangerousu compiled
tions. Good for all Skin Blemishes,
Pimples, Salt Rheum, Eczema. Get
an Original 2-ounce 25c box from
your Druggist.
Pimples, skin Blemishes, Eczema
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
GOOD SUGGESTION TO
GRAND RAPIDS PEOPLE

1t is surprising the amount of old,
foul matter the simpI miXtuere Of
buckthorn bark, gIycerine, etc. known
as Adler-i-ka, drains from the sys-
TEN. This remedy became famous by
curing appendicitis and acts on
BOTH the upper and lower bowel so
thoroughly that ONE DOSE relieves
sour stomach, gas on the stomach
and constipation almost IMMEDIA-
TELY. We are mighty glad we are
Grand Rapids agents for Adler-i-ka.
Otto's Pharmacy.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
COLLAR BONE
BROKEN IN FALL
FROM HORSE

From Thursdays Daily.
A broken collar bone and q dis
located shoulder were the injuries
sustained by William George when
he was thrown from his horse yes
-arIay afternoon.
The accident occurred in front OF
the Dixon Hotel. The horse slip
ped ana fell and threw Mr.. George
off on to the street breaking the
right collar bone and dislocating the
right shoulder. The injured man wa
cared for by Drs. f. X. Pomainville
anu Edward Hougen.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
LOOK OUT FOR PAINTER

Police Chief Garvey warns the
people of Appleton against the os-
sible operations here of a man mann
ed w. S. Petersen a portrait paint
er and enIarger, who is alleged TO
be engaged In the business of collec%
ing money in advance on orders and
then not delivering the goods. Pete
sea is to have oprated at Rhine
lander. He lis described as about .
feet tall, weighing about 22O pounds
and about forty-six years Of age. -
Appleton Post.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22
Tired, Aching Muscles Relieved.

Hard work, over exertion, mean
stiff, sore muscles. Sloan's Lini-
mont lightly applied, a little quiet,
and your soreness disappears like
magic. Nothing ever helped like
your Sloan's Liniment. I can never
thank you enough" writes one CRATE
full user Stops suffering, a ches and
pains. An excellent counter irritant,
better and cleaner than mustard. All
druggists, 25c. Get a bottle to-day.
Penetrates without rubbing.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22

In the case of the State Of Wis
consin versus Norman Lesser OF
PiJtsyiIle, was adjourned this Satur-
day afternoon in Judge E. N. Pc
mainville's court until Nov. 20. w.
E. Wheelan appeared for the de-
fendant ana District Attorney RO-
berts appeared for the state
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-22

WAR NEWS

Aggie's asking aims for the Artil-
lely.
BeIinda's binding belly bands for
BeIgians.
CIara's counting cough drops for
Cossacks.
Dian's denting dumdums for ORA
g0ons.
Effie's etching emblems for the
Ensigns.
FANNIE fetching fish balls for the
trenches.
Gaby's gargling goldfish for the
Germans.
attic is itching 'orses for the
Hinglish.
lona's ironing ice bags for the
irish.
Jennie'5 joining jews harps for the
Japs.
katy's killing Kitcheners for the
Kaiser.
Lizzio's laundering lingerie for Ian
GERS.
Mary's making moonshine for the
Monks.
Neuie's hitting nothing for the
Nuns.
olives opening oysters for the Old
Guard.
Pruneua's painting pretzels in Prz
emysI. x
~.uola's quelIing quinsy in the
queens Own.
Rachel's rolling Rameses' for Rus
slams.
Sister susie's sewing shirts for
Soldiers.
Titles toughening tripe for two
tight Teutons.
UIma's unwrapping union suits for
UhIans.
vioIa's vaporizing vodka in the vos
ges.
Wnhelmina's wishing warts on vii
helm.
Xanthippe's xhaling xylophones for
Xmas.
Yenny's yielding yeast cakes for tn,
Yiddish.
zuzie zaid zhe zent ZONE zoap for
re zauyes.
Cornell Willow.