Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-02-08

40 Eultor Gooo housekeeping Ma9as
zine." who carry truth Hike gaspipe
through every American home.
Dear Sir. Ny last recent departure
were from Job of employment at home
OF Mrs. and Mr.. ]. w. Casey. Landslide.
Mo. Reason for this were wicked plumb
ing which we're not my own, ] teal you.
Location OF this Casey homo were resi-
dence OF dear old fashion where family
portraiture are everywhere containing
whiskers ana bathtuhs can be found sur
rounded with wood to resemble giants
coffin. This place are fun OF sweet as
sociations." report Hon. Mrs. with ro-
nance expression.
81 notice slight drip Of water under
beneath kitchen sink" explain with
Edison eyebrows.
''sweet associations and good plumbing
noidomly SO side by side" she recon-
pehae "tIoweverly, II leaking continue
to drip, suppose we must telephone to
that burglar 10 come again with tools
and pretend TO make roparafion while do
Ing nothing except robbery"
Flashes from her eyes while she said
this.
I'm this town does persons obtain bur-
glars by telepboner' ask shockiy.
when we wish burglary we ask for
plumber" she acknowledge. They are
similar and the same"
both are good ways 70 know" are
bright remark for me while she so to
telephone and require harshiy for
Knocker & scamp. Gen. Plumbers and
Gaspipers. tt
That afternoon D. m, one trampIN gem
tieman OF considerable disrcpute approach
up with rude vallse and Leisure express
sion.
"show me al that sink. he dement, with
considerable brutality.
"Are you Plumber ask to know.
s'What do you think aui-an osteopath-
ist7'' he require niggerly.
81 am not acquainted with either OF
those" I say 30.
.'show me at that sink. he Club while
lead him 70 kitchen-side where was.
When he see It he stand on his elbows
awhile looking under below. Then nc
make grunts with seernfui tobacco mouth.
'.Iverything must be removed" he re-
mig aurgloaily. M
What sor horrify. you mean say
you intend. take away that entire dish
washing Department.
"of surediy yesl, he vampire. 1T are
business Of plumbing 20 take things
away"
when shah you bring IT baekg" mar
rate heckiy. ~
''Perhaps sometime. perhaps never"
he oliieufe.
'.why you no enter some honest pro-
fesslong" I snagger. while standing with
jiu jitsu knees.
There are too many running ottomo-
bile garages already" he tell Some one
must attend to the crimes. 50 Il. might
as well be /. II can enter homes and
obtain 81 30 doing nothing and taking
long time about A. why should Il be dis
gushing 70 your Now kindly TO please
stand away from my daylight while I
remove off that sink"
'Ah. not TO dol" ! snagger. "Hon. Mrs.
Boss say you are species OF robber."
Il am proud Of such terms. yet ] per-
init no Japanese schoOlboy 10 Nciutter up
my work"
i shall not permlt,'' I hoIla with Sam
ural warcry.
Then i shall wrestN you out OF herngs7
he reproach with swears while attaohins
his charred thumbs 20 my knock. This
aroused my enrage, and,K commence max
ing akilful 5lu jitsu on his stummaoh
while chairs. curtains a dizhware con
tlnue exploding from that murder which
We enjoyed gmldst delicious wrookage Of
kitchen.
tIfealhenlsh mutoni' be anaFreI
'Hsrra klrll' Neiapse maklne stern
strokes upon him.
While this dlapieaEure elapsed blond
screech were heard at door.
t'Togo,.liGlT' Thls from Hon. Nina. j.
". Casey. why are you destroying that
plambatersr