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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-10-30
AT THE OLIVER.

The oliver players presented The
Escape" last night for the last time.
The company lays off tonight and this
afternoon as The Only Girl" has the
booking. Starting with the perform
ance Monday night The Butterfly on
the Wheel" will be the attraction pre-
scented by this really clever stock or
ganiZation. This play has made an
international success having been pre-
scented in London for a solid year
then IL was transferred TO New York
where it enjoyed unbounded prosper
ity fortsix months-to get a little
nearer home, at Chicago IL had a. long
run at the Blackstone theater The
plot is one that affords a great deal
Of thought for all married people
and TO those that are approaching the
time. when he thinkg he can't get
along without her, and she ditto. It
may change their views, and if not, il
will cause them TO be a great deal
more tolerant of each others faults
than they would have been otherwise.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
GAVE A TOUCH OF REALISM
Member Of Congregation Helped Out
Minister Who Was Discussing on
the Theme Of Hades.

Gov. James F. Fielder Of New Jer
sey smiled when reference was made
to realism. He said he recalled an in
cident that happened in a little coun-
try church.
One Sunday night the good parson
of the aforesaid church chose Hades
for his theme, and even as he elo-
quently discoursed an absent-minded
member Of the congregation began TO
toy with a nickel-plated match safe.
Finally the matches caught fire and
the same was necessarily dropped to
the floor and covered with a large
foot
1T is wonderful, Mary" whispered
an elderly woman to a friend in the
seat ahead Of the match-playing par
ishioner. 1T is simply wonderful"
Il suppose you mean the pastors
remarks. Sarah" responded the other
in a subdued voice.
YES" answered the first, gently
smiling the sulphur.scented air, II
have heard Brother White preach
many a sermon. but none so realistic
as this"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
10 Stop QuarreIinn.

Installation of a phonograph in his
court room to reduce to a minimum
family quarrels is the plan Of Police
Judge Joseph Fl. Brady of Kansas
City, Kan.
Hereafter when family uuarrels
come into court, Judge Brady an
nounced tonight, a photograph will
take down each bit of testimony. re-
ccrding the infections and interrup.
lions of other witnesses. Then a few
days later he viii summon all who
took part in the case, produce the
monograph records and have them
listen to their testimony.
There will be no further need for
a Judge" said Judge Brady. Those
who took part will feel so ashamed
of the entire proceedings they will
drop the matter right there. No per
son would quarrel with neighbors IL
they knew how the court proceedings
would appear to others"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
MOTHERS MOTIONS"
Good for Young People to Follow.

"My little grandson often comes up
to show me how large the muscles of
his arms are.
HE was a delicate child, but has de-
veloped into a strong, healthy boy and
Postum has been the principal factor.
Il was induced to give him the Post
UNI because of my own experience
with it.
II am sixty years old, and have been
q victim of nervous dyspepsia for
many years. Have tried all sorts OF
medicines and had treatment from
many physicians. but no permanent re-
lief came.
Il used to read the Postum adver-
tisements in our paper. AtTfirst gave
but little attention to them, but finally
something in one of the advertise
ments made me conclude to try Pos
tum.
Il was vc-y particular 70 have it
prepared richly according to direc-
tons, and used good, rich cream. It
was very nice indeed. and about bed
time l said to the members of the fam
lily that | believed / felt better. One
of them laughed and said, That's an
other Of mothers notions but the no
tion has not left me yet.
Il continued to improve right along
after leaving on coffee and taking
Postum, and now after three years
use / feel so well that / am almost
young again. know Postum was the
cause of the change in my health and
] cannot say too much in its favor. 1
wish / could persuade all nervous peo-
pie to use it,"
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Creek, Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum Cereal-the original form
must be well boiled. 15c and CSC pack
ages.
Instant Postum soluble powder
dissolves quickly in a cup Of hot water,
and, with cream and sugar, makes a
delicious beverage instantly. 30c and
soc tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
There's a Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocers.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
A n u X &c !!
The Newest Discovery in Chemistry

This is q recent discovery of Doctor
Pierce. who is head of the Invalid's
Hotel and Surgical Institute at Buffalo,
N. Y. Experiments at DR.. Pierce's
Hospital for several years proved that
there is no other eliminator of uric
acid that can be compared to it. For
those easily recognized symptoms of
nfammation--as backache, scalding
urine and frequent urination, as well
as sediment in the urine, or If uric
acid in the blood has caused rheuma-
tism, it is simply wonderful how sure
~ "Anuric" acts. The best OF results are
always obtained In cases of acute
rheumatism in the joints, in gravel
and govt, and invariably the pains and
stiffness which so frequently and per-
sistently accompany the disease rap
idly disappear.
So to your nearest drug store and
simply ask for a 50-cent package of
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

"Anuric" manufactured by DR.. Pierce.
or even write DR.. Pierce for a large
trial package (10e). If you suspect
kidney or bladder trouble, send him a
sample OF your water anu describe
symptoms. Or. Pierces chemist will
examine IT, then DR.. Pierce will report
to you without fee or charge.
NOTE. - "Anuric" is thirty-seven
times more sc.iIr-e than lithia in elimi-
mating urls acid, ana !s a harmless but
reliable chemical compound that may
be safely given to children, but should
be used only by grown-ups who actu-
ally wish to restore their kidneys to
perfect health, by conscientiously
using one box-or more in extreme
cases-as "Anuric" thanks to Doctor
Pierce's achievement) is by far the
most perfect kidney and bladder cor.
rector obtainable.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
Curious Old Watch.

An old French watch, square in
share, which is SO arranged that ev-
cry step Of the owner helps to keen
TIE spring frightened, is the property
Of a man living in San Diego. Cal.
This watch is described in the World 8
Advance. as the only watch in the
world that winds itself. It keeps per.
fectly accurate time. and has worn
out several good cases in it's day. A
key Is provided for the watch. 10 be
used when the owner is IN or uBaDls
TO walk about
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
Not for Himself.

Donald, boy of ten years, had been
sent to an apothecary store and told
to get package of cigarettes for his
father and a rubber nipple for his baby
sisters nursing bottle The druggist
declined to give the boy the cigarettes
fearing that he wanted them for him
self. Indignant because of this i'm.
pugning of his veracity after he had
said that the cigarettes were for his
father. the boy said:
HUH / s'pose you think that the
nipple is for me. too. don't your
Judge.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
Japanese Breakfast

The usual Japanese breakfast con-
sists of rice, misc soup, pickles and
occasionally fish. Tea is always
served with meals, and is drunk clesr.
without sugar or cream MISC soup
consists Of strips of radishes, sea
weed, eggplant, or other vegetables
cooked with bean curd and water. The
cooking is not continued for a long
period, and SO few vegetables are
used that the soup partakes only
slightly Of the favor of the ingredi-
entF
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

Mr.. j. M. Sinclair. ed for four years
and was in a nervous state and very
much depressed. The doctors medi-
cine didn't help me, so l decided to
try Dodds Kidney Pills, and cannot
say enough to express my relief and
thankfulness, as they cured me. Dia.
mond Dinner Pills cured me of Con-
stipation.'
Dodds Kidney Pills, soc. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Dodds Dyspepsia Tab
let's for Indigestion have been proved.
SOC. per box.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
Steals SOC arlovIep rlekets.

When Peter Packa, fifteen years old.
was arrested yesterday on suspicion
of having attempted to rob a store. it
was found that he had 500 tickets to
the United States Garden theater.
moving picture house. in his pockets.
Il Just unscrewed the hinges on the
box Office door and took en-" he told
the police. I'D have had free movies
for more'n year if you feller's hadn't
got wise to me"-New York World.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
Welcome Chance.

You look yer smiling this morn
ing. Binks," said Harkaway.
Il guess ought to be. went to a
fortune teller last night and she
prophesied immediate financial re-
verses" chortled Binks.
Il fail to see anything very JOY
Gus in that" said Harkaway.
You would. If you knew anything
about my finances" said Binks. ~
tell you right now that If they don't
reverse pretty dinged quick III be
busted"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
Safest Way.

Are you of opinion, James, asked
a slim-looking man of his companion,
that Doctor Smiths medicine does
any good?"
Not unless you follow the direc-
tons"
What are the directions?
Keep the bottle tightly corked."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

'what did ! do last night?"
you remained at home and went
to bed early"
"Then where in thunder did l get
this headache?"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

Inflammation of
the bladder. La
ter l became so
much worse that
/ consulted a
doctor. who said
that 1 had Dia-
betes and that
my heart was af-
fected. / suffer
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
EmuIation.

Mrs. Comeup has got a spaniel
water dog"
She has, has she? Then I'm going
to make your pa get me one of them
air ocean greyhounds."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
In DAYS Of Yore.

Daughter-When father was young
wasn't he more romantic?
Mother-He was less rheumatic
Judge
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
SUFFERED FOR FOUR YEARS.

Mr.. J. M. Sinclair of Olivehill,
Tenn, writes: 81 strained my back,
which weakened my kidneys and
caused an awful bad backache and
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

Right always triumphs. but the fell
lows who think that they are right
sometimes get it in the neck.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
The Worst WAY.

What sort of fellow is Jibworth?"
Very impractical. He's the sort Of
man who would elect to take a sight
seeing trip in a submarine"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

Fortune is said to knock once at
every mans door. but it's difficult to
make a man believe II.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
His IDEA Of Il.

tbs FUEH OF w
Johnnie-Paw, when does a man get
to be too old to learn?
Paw-When he gets too old to
marry.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

A second-class joke has caused
many man to lose a first-class friend.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

The swee; music that children
make in home has nothing In COM
mon with piano lessons.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

His Uppermost Thought.
Mrs. Blank-How had better have
my new dress made?
Blank-Small in the BILL
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
When all others fail to please
Try Denison's Coffee.

If girl is really displeased with q
man she seldom tells him so.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
Hits at the Ayphenates.

The only thing within our own Dor.
ders that has given us grave concern
in recent months has been that voices
eave been raised in America profess
ing to be the voices of Americans
which were not indeed and in truth
American, but which spoke alien sym.
pathies. which came from men who
loved other countries better than they
loved America, men who were par.
tisans of other causes than that Of
America and had forgotten that their
chief and only allegiance was TO the
great government under which they
live. These voices have not been
many, but they have been very loud
and very clamorous. They have pro-
ceeded from a few who were bitter
and who were grievously misled.
America has not opened its doors in
vain to men and women o9t of other
nations. The vast majority of those
who have come to take advantage of
her hospitality have united their spirits
with hers as well as their fortunes.
These men who speak alien sympa-
thies are not their spokesman, but are
the spokesman of small groups whom
it is high time that the nation should
call TO a reckoning. The chief thing
necessary in America in order that she
should let all the world know
that she is prepared to main
tain her own great position is that
the real voice of the nation should
sound forth Enthusiastically and in ma
jestic volume, in the deep unison of a
common, unhesitating national feel
ing. l do not doubt that upon the
first occasion. upon the first opportu-
nifty, upon the first definite challenge.
that voice will speak forth in tones
which no man can doubt and with
commands which no man dare gain
say or resist.
May | not say, while am speak
ing of this, that there is another dan.
ger that we should guard against?
We should rebuke not only nantes
tations of racial feeling here in Amer
lea where there should be none, but
also every manifestation of religious
and sectarian antagonism.
Here is the nation God mas builded
by our hands. What shall we do with
it? Who is there who does not stand
ready at all times to act in her behalf
in spirit of devoted and disinterest-
ed patriotism? We are yet only in
the youth and first consciousness of
our power The day of our country's
life is still but in its fresh morning.
Let US lift our eyes to the great tracts
of life yet to be conquered in the in.
terests of righteous peace. Come, let
us renew our allegiance to America.
conserve her strength in its purity
make her chief among those who
serve mani ind, self-reverenced, self
commanded, mistress of all forces OF
quiet couns u, strong above all others
in good win and the might of irwin.
chile justice and right"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

Nearly every man has hair enough
to advertise his bald spot
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

a definite contamination. We can and
should profit in all that we do by the
experience and example that have
been made obvious 10 us by the mill.
tary and naval events of the actual
present. II is not merely matter of
building battleships and cruisers and
submarines. but also matter of max
ing sure that we shap have the ade-
quate equipment OF men and NUM-
tons and supplies for the vessels we
build and intend to build Part of our
problem is the problem of what ! may
call the mobilization of the resources
of the nation at the proper time If il
should ever be necessary to mobilize
them for national defense. We shall
study the efficiency and adequate
equipment as carefully as we shall
study the number AMI size of our
ships, and believe that the plans al
ready in part made public by the navy
department are plans which the whole
nation can approve with rational en-
thusiasm.
No thoughtful man feels any panic
haste in this matter. The country is
not threatened from any quarter She
stands in friendly relations with all
the world. Her resources are known
and her self-respect and her capacity
TO care for her own citizens and her
own rights. There is no fear amongst
us. Under the new world conditions
we have become thoughtful of the
things which all reasonable men con-
slider necessary for security and self
defense on the part of every nation
confronted with the great enterprise
OF human liberty and independence.
That is all.
In the fulfillment Of the program l
propose / shall ask for the hearty sup
port of the country, of the rank and
tle of America. of men of all shades
OF political opinion. / would not feel
that | was discharging the solemn oh
legation ! owe the country were | not
To speak in terms of the deepest
solemnity of the urgency and necessf
ty of preparing ourselves to guard and
protect the rights and privileges OF
our people, our sacred heritage of the
fathers who struggled to make us an
independent nation.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

A Chinese philosopher says there is
an ounce of wisdom at the root of ev-
cry gray hair.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes
make us look older than we are. Keep your
Eyes young and you win look young. After
the Movies always Murine Your Eyes
Don't tell your age.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

In the flower of her youth even a
widow has her weeds.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
for illustrated Book of the Eye Free.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

Deliberate long before doing what
it's impossible to undo.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
We MUST PREPARE
SAYS PRESIDENT
Larger Army and Rapidly Built
Up Navy Called For.
PLAN OF NATIONAL DEFENSE
MIR. Wilson, Addressing Manhattan
Club at Fiftieth Anniversary Din
ner, Asks Support for Admin
istration Program.

New York. Nov. 5.-President Will
son was the guest of honor and the
principal speaker at the fiftieth ami
versary dinner Of the Manhattan club
last night at the Biltmore hotel
There was a great gathering of distin-
guished men. and the chief executive
took the occasion to tell them and the
country what his administration is
planning in the way of national de-
tense.
Our ambition. said Mr. Wilson. is
not only to be free and prosperous
ourselves, but also to be the friend
and thoughtful partisan of those who
are free or who desire freedom the
world over. We shall. he declared he
believed, never again take another
foQt Of territory by conquest, or seek
to make an independent people sub
1ect to our dominion. Because of the
great European conflict. said the pres
ident. from one end of our own dear
country TO the other men are asking
one another what our own force is,
how far we are prepared to maintain
ourselves against any interference
with our action or development
Though the mission of America in
the world is essentially a mission of
peace and good viii among men. de-
clared Mr.. Wilson. we feel justified in
preparing ourselves to vindicate our
right to Independent and unmolested
action by making the force that is in
us ready for assertion.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
Sentiment.

Sentiment.
She-Do you realize what a girls
first kiss means tc herr
He-Yes--lots more like it.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
Friendly Suggestion.

friendly suggestion.
Alyce-I'm learning to paint on
china
Grayce-Don't you f1Id it hard TO
become accustomed to such a hard
surface?
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10
Can't Beat EN-.

NanI bedI EN-
THE boss notified me last night
that I'm TO have raise in salary"
Good for you. Take my tip. old
man. and don't tell your wife about
It,"
"Oh she knew about it two weeks
ago. The boss wife told her"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

What Did She Mean7
He-I am going to kiss you when
go.
She-Leave this house at once, sir!
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1915-11-10

W. N. u, MILWAUKEE,, NO. 45-1e15.
The Detroit times., 1915-03-25
Gym" DIRECTOR
NABS SUSPECT

II. r. Schmidt. gymnasium direct.
or Of the Y. VI. c. A. put his athletic
training 10 good Use, Tuesday after.
noon. when he chased and caught
Morris Romans. "a years old. Of No.
100 Elizabeth-st east. charged with
stealing from lockers in the ~"
Schmidt nabbed the young man on
the gymnasium floor. but Romans
protested that he was a member. AS
Schmidt was taking him TO the ONCE.
for investigation. Romans made a
break for liberty, and ran a half
block On Adams-ave., but was over
hauled By the speedy gym" director.
Romans had gold watch, alleged
10 have been stolen from a locker
three weeks ago. and a pair OF pliers.
for opening lockers.
The Detroit times., 1915-03-25
RAID RESTAURANT
AND NAB SEVEN

Detective William Black and the
free lance" squad raided ''restau-
rant" ut No. 3ST High-st east. Tues
day afternoon. and arrested Ave men
and two women found in the place.
which was reported as a disorderly
resort.
Two OF the men. Peter Doro. 90
years old. OF No. col Orleans ST. and
James Chelite. 81, OF No. i67 Rus.
sell-st. was held on charges OF car.
rying concealed weapons. as they
we're each armed with revolver and
dirk
Tony Tesmona. chef OF the res
taurant, and Tony Provenzano. OF
No. 42e Rieard-st.. later called al the
station to intercede for the men. and
they were locked up as disorderlies
The Detroit times., 1915-03-25
BABE PLAYING
WITH CASH ROBBED

Louis Friedman. Of No. 2sT Wat
son-st.. left his baby playing on tae
kitchen floor with s27 In bills and
coin, Tuesday evening, while he
went into the front part Of the
house.
Returning shortly afterward. be
discovered that the money was gone.
and he expressed the belief that a
sneak thief had entered the. kitchen
and taken the money away from
baby.
Detectives searched the kitchen.
and even peered into the baby's
mouth In a vain search for the miss
Ing money.
They believe that Friedman was
right
The Detroit times., 1915-03-25
~ ,oAH MsoLoNs oIssoN
cHApTGR 90

,<Couwr1wne, Io12 Hewsyooss bss>s-
: ~You see" said Mary Pickforo
sths arst Requisite toward being .
ouccessful movie actress b the nrs'
requisite toward being q suecessfui
enything.
.rhaf regulate h . rood mother.
ma mine b not only the best mother
~ this whole wide world. but she
~ developed into wonderful bus
1ness woman. would take hsr i'd
Nice before that q any man on
sorth, and I regard her ~ the grsaf'
81 element I'm whatever success !
have. she has taught me the great
virtue Of thrift. she has made me
rndsrstand that most people sive
nctitious value to iuxurSsa
Dear little mother. who looks Just
WAT she ID, tho sweetest woman
that ever drew bresth'--her NE has
ben one long sacrifice for her chill
6reu.
(, sghe says very little. but you may
- sure nothing escapes her syss
when she looks q you, and you are
surs 70 do right when you follow
her advice.
~wIIliam Dean. the iaks stass man
aesr q the Belasco companiss. who
w. with Bslssco q the time Of my
ensngsment IN The Good Little
Devil remarked 20 me once. I don't
know who your businsss adviser h.
M whoever II b. he b . hummer.
No one can put anything over on
hlm.~
r don't suppose that Dean ever
lnsw that my business adviser vas
Ne little woman who looked a.
though she were too feminine to|
know anything about bssinsss-ny
mother.
II shall never cease 10 b grstsfui
hat my mother taught Ne TO bel
saving. BY this she BESTOWED upcn
- the greatest blssslns ] have svsr
possessed.
mo ons knows how good . piece
% pc tastes until 10 has gone with
ont Il 10 save the ave cents that the