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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-18
OPEN NosTrlLSl END
A COLD OR cATAhRh
How 70 Csl Reliee Whea He'd
and Nsss en- aluGaa Up

Se<t44t<@<o0f ero4o49oo4<s Il
Count atty. Your cole n heo1 q
catArrh dlsappsAra. Yous elooee1 1oa.
lrlls viii open. tho CIR paa1aooe a
your head will clcaf an1 you san
breathe freely. No more saag1ino,
hAwkiaG. musous dlsehssee. lrynesg
Or headache: no strussling for bfsath
1t night. !
Get small bottle of nly.s Csoam
Balm from your drusgist aa1 apply :
little Of this fragrant antiseptie erean
In yous nostrils. II psnstrAtss slFoueh
every air passage Of the head. sootA-
Ing and healing the swollsa " n.
famed uucous membrane. giving ron
instant relief. Head colds and eatssrh
yield like magic. Don't stay sluGe1
up and miserable. Relief d surN.
tPaid Advertisement
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-18
4 REAL 1oNlc

II AsTERN travellers Waiting the
= PsciAc Coast are SURPRISED to
|Gnd tAat business = good and that the
|people ars An optimistic. Tho attend.
IaAcs 4 ~ Panana-Pa -Pact1e szpeei-
tion shows = great inerease ovsr ths
|attea1ance a. either The Chicaso os
|St. Louis WcrlAa Rairs.
when We considsr that the var In
Europe has disarranssd businesA IL
|showins made ~ tAs San Hraneisco
and the San Diego expositions 4 nar-
|vslo1s,
A. tie season advances the nan
|bsr Of sigAtsssrs vili iacrsass. Cut
|oR from their regular travail to
Europe. thousands who have hereto
fore spent their summers abroad viii
visit the sxpositions on the Pacific
'Coast.
Thsy win naturally take In other
sights, and win - the srandsurs of
tie glorious West. They win b inoc-
ulatsd With the Western spirit, and
win become evangelists of optimism
instead Of gloom.
They win zee scenery - entrancins
= that Of Europe. and they win ilnd
Tar batter hotel facilities and bstter
uAn1aaa ~ traval Thnv I'm aaa.a =. tha
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-18
England 5 Recruiting Method
Is Better Than Conscriipdon
Landlords Epresa Wishh Men Their Estates Go 70
War If They Do Not, They Are
Ostacized in Villages

uais.d Prsas ssAa corrsspondsnt)

fl1ntfaA prSas mar Corroau0nd0ntl
Towns. has oaly TO publicly express
his wish that svsfy able bodied young
imam In ths placs shall enlist. and af-
ter that wish = suppressed woe bstids
the young man. who. several weeks
later. without eoos reason. y stiii
|fonnd within ths village precincts.
The old men ana women revile him
|And ne sirls 81 ~ village ''eut him
|dead. TAeeo = ouly one thing for
hin to 10 aD1 that b to 90 70 war.
ne vilioeo q Arundel. on the -.
tate Of The nuks of Norfolk. who
cw1s -. .eoe oerse IN the south Of
xnGland. y @ s9ample Of the small
EngiisA town wAors young men are
not 10 " -. what innusacs tho
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-18

dral Of the town. which the duke
built with his own money. there were
eighteen black. .bordsrsd cards on the
bulletin boards. bearing The names
men who have fallen IN battle. And
tho consrseation Of the church nam.
bers only 1000. . large majority Of
them being women. There ars fsw
churches In England snat can sAov =
record like that Of tho Duke Of Nor
folk's cathedral.
Tho verGcr Of the church tells vis-
itors:
almost al the young msa have
gone to war. l'vs got three sons and
two Grandsons serving"
This ''psrsuasion" Of The English
land owAsrs may indicate . condl-
tion bordering on fsudallsm. but the
young mon march o2 singing and
happy. and their families remain.
proud and full Of assurance that they
are doing thsir duty BY Ibis grace
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-18

|slanss and know that svssy insA d
land. - mr. = As ean -. b owned
by one man. On this iaAd ars small
villages. These villages have their
homes. their business strests. their
public libfariss. their hotsls anl rail-
road stations ana postoalees. but ~.
cry Institution In the villags and
every person axists In that district BY
permission sof the duke o. loed Who
owns the lAnd. To tAess psrsoas n
such villages the good win Of ~
land owner Is Of mors inportance
than the good will ofths king. .sllis
grace as The tenants call him, -
sesses an almost unlimited power
over the Hives and aetions Of the
tsnants.
.'His gracs.- ! In one d thsus snali
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-18

Radlum u ths scarcsst thiAg In ~
world. Il ID also the eostllese eeven
mlillgrama Of radium. which 10 an ~
Aniteslmatly small quantity. cnsta
Siko. 900.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-18

Accur~se lsfosuAslsa abeat ~
Kls~mth Basls. A. CAloeeee.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-18

Philippines yearly import 10000
l009 pounds Of salt.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-18
| Landlords Express.,

LONDON. March 1,-tHy NAH %
New York There = 10 eoasefip<ioa
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-03-18
REPORT OF THE CONDITION
OF THE
Frs Sate { Savle, BaIk

At klamath Falls. IN the STATE Of ore.
son. 1t the close Of business March
!. 1915;
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-05-09
Misunderstood

From the Lomsvnie Herald.
 Let me see, now" said the minister Ht tho christening. dipping his pen into the ink to record the event. Isn't this the twenty-seventh?"
 should say not" retorted the indig- nant mother: ''it Is only the ninthr'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-05-09
London Has Too Much Shade


 We are all agreed that trees, improve the appearance of our streets and afford pleasant relief to an eye wearied by too much pavement and bricks and mortar And we are all fairly well agreed that these streets with nice, leafv trees on thoir sidewalks should he the streets in which other people live. That has all ways been the difficulty since London local authorities turned their attention to tree planting in residential districts.
 Tn their infancy the plane tree and Tree of Heaven. the two varieties that arc usually chosen for the purpose, are pretty and inoffensive; but they are quick growers with spreading branches, and the time comes when they develop into a nuisance, shutting out the sunlight and air in the months of foliage and filling the house with decayed vegetation in the autumn.
 Prof. I B. Farmer of the Imperial College of Science and Technology who has prepared special report on tree planting in London for the Kensington council. says that. as general rule. the streets most suitable for trees are those which run north and south. Then tho trees on both sides of the road receive their due share of sunlight, and the houses on neither side are unfairly deprived of ther light.
 He adds that in streets running east and west the trees are apt to become a nuisance to the people who live on the norfh-facing side of the road.
 The improved conditions of the Lon don atmosphere within recent years, ac- cord'ng to the report, renders the experi- nlenf of varying the kinds of trees to be planted a hopeful one. Professor Far mer suggests the lime, the single leaved ash BelIe's poplar. and the pink hybrid chestnut
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-05-09
Louis Pizitz's Greatest Purchases
 SMASH ALL COMPETITION

Mr. Plzltz IS Tn closer touch with the big manufac turers than any other merchant in the south He is m the markets every month in the year with the cash to pay for his purchases So is it not perfectly nat ura that he should be able to offer better values than any other merchant? All manufacturers hold their good things for Louis Pzitz This last trip to New York of Mr. Pizitz was his best He bought the best bargains in his mer- cantile experience and his orders are to reserve nothing but to give the public the benefit So Mon day starts these phenomenal MAY SALES. Watch every ad of Louis Pzitz There is money to be made if you take advantage of them.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15
INFORMATION EASY TO GIVE
Daddy Happily in Possession of
knowledge as to Where One Vac
uum Was Located.

The good man had just been in.
formed by the only person who could
possibly possess the information that
he hadn't an ounce Of sense, that he
had never had an ounce of sense, and
that there was not the remotest
chance that he ever would have an
ounce of sense.
Having been assured on these
points, the good man turned to his
paper, only to be interrupted by his
young son and heir:
Father" said the boy, what is a
vacuum and where can | find one?"
my boy" replied the good man, IF
we are to assume that your mother is
qualified to speak on the subject
possess the only real vacuum in the
neighborhoQd, and, for your further in
formation, it is situated just between
my collar and the glossy open space
where used to grow hair
you mean your dome?'
Eyes, my son. that is the family vac
uum."
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15
Modernizino the Roundup.

Each year seems to give the auto
mobile a new hold on life. The war
brought it to the forefront in a new
field. The soldier of the present day
seldom makes long forced marches
like Sherman's march to the sea. He
travels by motor car. AS result, the
automobile casualty list is tremen-
dous; the average life Of a car in the
battle line is estimated at thirty days.
But it is not only the war zone that
has lost part of its picturesqueness
through the use of the automobile,
The latter has begun to rob the an
nual cattle roundup of some Of its
thrills by replacing the horse. This
year has seen the ubiquitous car with
a cowboy at its wheel on our western
prairies, discouraging the cattle from
attempts TO escape from the ever-nar-
rowing circle in the roundup. Many a
steer which has given cow horse a
run must feel disconnected when 1t
bucks up against the four-wheeled
steed.--Wall Street Journal.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15

You're bilious! Your liver is slug
gish! You feel lazy, dizzy and all
knocked out. Your head is dull, your
tongue Is coated; breath bad; stomach
sour and bowels constipated. But don't
take salivating calomel. 1t makes you
sick, you may lose days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis Of the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking it up. That's when
you feel that awful nausea and cramp-
ing.
II you want to enjoy the incest, gen.
tlest liver and bowel cleansing you
ever experienced just take spoonful
of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone. Your
druggist or dealer sells you 5O-cent
bottle Of Dodson's Liver Tone under
my personal money-back guarantee
that each spoonful will clean your
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15
HAD PELLAGRA;
is NOW CURED

Hillsboro, Ala. W. Turner, of this
place, says: II ought to have written
you two weeks ago, but failed to do so.
l got we'll and then forgot to write you.
I can get about like l0-year-old boy;
you ought to see me run around and tend
to my farm. I can go all day just like I
used to. I am so thankful to know there
is such good remedy to cure people of
pellagra.
There is no longer any doubt that pei
lagra can be cured. Don't delay until
it is too late 1t is your duty to consult
the resourceful Baughn.
The symptoms red like sunburn,
skin peeling off, sore mouth, the lips,
throat and tongue flaming red, with
much mucus and choking; indigestion and
nausea, either diarrhoea or constipation.
There is hope; get Baughn's big Free
book on Pellagra and learn about the
remedy for Pellagra that has at last been
found. Address American Compromising
Co., box 2O86, Jasper, Ala, remembering
money is refunded in any case where the
remedy fails to cure. Adv.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15
LOVE OF ART NOT REQUIRED
Mans InsensibIIity to the Beautiful
Understood When He Revealed
His Lies Occupation.

AS they passed the soldiers monu-
ment in the public square of small
town, he turned to his right hand COM
panion and said:
Pretty bad, eh?"
What's pretty bad?"
why, this monument. Awful, isn't
it, to put those things up all over this
fair land? No art in EN-"
Il rather like 'em."
Rather like em, Ell? suppose you
think that pile of chimneys over there
is pleasing to the eyer"
Not bad"
What do you think of those fright
full advertising ohromos on the land
scape?"
Pretty good"
You'd like the interior of New
York theater-I believe"
Splendid"
Ever hear of art? ?"
Never"
DO you mean to say, sir, that some
of the sublimest notes of the human
heart meet no response in your bo-
som? Have you no taste, no judg-
ment, no sense of anything harmoni-
GUS? Are you lost to the fitness of
anything at all? Great heavens, sir!
Where did you come from? Who are
you?"
Il, sir, am the heartless wretch who
arranges the deathbed scenes in the
moving picture shows" Life.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15

pretty enough to be worn with dressy
costumes and is not out of place
among much more ornate headwear
A substantial hat of hemp, resem-
bling fat baretta, is recommended by
its unusual shape and its becoming
ness. 1t is shown at the right Of the
picture and, along with the other two
hats, is posed straight on the head
without any saucy tilt. 1t is supported
by round, plain bandeau covered
with narrow ornamental band made
of silk fiber and beads. A wired. bow
of velvet is posed on the underbrim at
the back.
These hats embody new features
that come at time when novelties
are scarce. The story of summer
headwear has reached. it's final chap
ter and will soon be closed to make
way for the beginning of that for
autumn
JULIA BoTToMLEY.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15

90 poorly that my folks thought YVES
going into consumption. One day i
found piece of paper blowing araund
the yard and / picked it up and read it,
1t said Saved from the Grave, and
told what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound has done for women II
showed it to my husband and he said
why don't you try it?' So did, and.
after I had taken two bottles / felt,
better and said to my husband, L don'E
need any more and he said you had
better take it a little longer anyway.
So took it for three months and gce
well and strong. Mrs. ALoNzo z.
BAKER, 9 Tecumseh St., Adrian, Mich
Not Well Enough to Work. !
In these words is hidden the tragedy
of many a woman, housekeeper or wage
Garner who supports herself and is often
helping to support family, on meagro.
wages. Whether in house, Office, fac
tory, shop, store or kitchen, woman
should remember that there Is one tried
and true remedy for the ills to which An
women are prone, and that is Lydfa e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. . te
promotes that vigor which makes work
easy. The Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15

made quite plain. It fastens down the
front with quite small jet buttons.
The trim little coat Is cut straight,
with long revers and collar bound with
the silk braid. 1t also boasts real
pockets, bound with braid, which in
wife the hands to shelter or rest. The
sleeves are the long plain coat-sleeve
type without braid finishing. When
buttoned up, the coat sets well on the
figure, smooth about the shoulders
and boxlike over the body.
In keeping with this garb a hat OF
moderately fine Panama weave is
trimmed with a brown scarf wrapped
about the crown, and plain light brown
spats are worn over the low walking
shoes. Short wash gloves are the
only kind to be considered with such
an outfit, which apparels the wearer
for the cool, solitary ways Of the for
est or the crowded thoroughfares OF
the city. Strictly business" Is writ
ten in every line of this well-planned
and well-executed garb, whether 1t be
the business of the morning stroll or
that of shopping in the thick OF things,
or the going and coming in the every
day business of life.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15

Something Of boyishness enters into
this trim walking suit, with its
straight box coat and pocketed skirt.
1t is fashioned for comfort without
any sacrifice of good and modish lines.
and suggests the hike and the stroll.
1t is very adaptable and quite as much
at home in the city promenade as in
the heart Of the woods and over the
countryside.
The material is a rough open weave
/ In lightweight wooden goods, and the
pattern a small shepherds check in
brown and white. The skirt is smooth
fitting about the hips and cut with a
moderate fare. There is a Tapped
seam down the front and group of
three inverted plaits at each side ex-
tending to the pockets. 1t is finished
with three-inch hem and cut to a
scant ankle length. It extends an
inch and a half above the waist line
and Is supported by webbing belt
that fits the waist snugly. The prac-
teal pockets at each side are bound
with silk braid In plain brown.
The waist worn with this skirt is Of
crepe de chine with convertible collar.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15
AN EASY WAY TO GET
RID OF UGLY PIMPLES

Battle your face for several minutes
with resinol soap and hot water, then
apply a little resinol ointment very
gently. Let this stay on ten minutes,
and wash off with resinol soap and
more hot water, finishing with dash
of cold water to close the pores. Do
this once or twice a day, and you will
be astonished to find how quickly the
healing resinol medication soothes
and cleanses the pores, removes pim-
pies and blackheads, and leaves the
complexion clear and velvety.
Resinol ointment and resinol soap
stop itching instantly and speedily heal
skin humors, sores, burns, wounds and
sunburn. Sold by all ggists.-Adv.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15
Magic Washing Stick

This is something new to housewives
something they have wanted all their lives,
but never could get before. 1t makes 1t pos
sible to do the heaviest, hardest washing in
less than one-half the time it took by old
methods, and it eliminates all rubbing and mus
cular effort. No washing machine is needed.
Nothing but this simple little preparation,
which Is absolutely harmless to the finest fabrics
white, colored or wooden. It makes the
hardest task of the week pleasant pastime-
lighted at the clean, spotless, snow-white
clothes that come out of the rinsing water;
and all without any effort on your part. The
Magic Washing Stick does II al-and remem Der,
without injury to the most delicate goods,
colored or white woolens, blankets, lace cur
tains, etc. Contains no acids, no alkalies, no
poisonous ingredients to make its use dan.
gerous. Is washings rs cents.
Sold by all Druggists and Grocers every
where. II yours doesn't handle it, show him
this ad-he'li get it for you. Or send CSC in
stamps to L. 3. RICHARDS co., Sherman, Texas.-Adv
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15
CALOMEL IS MERCURY, IT S|CKENs!
STOP USING SAL|vAT|NG DRUG
Don't Lose Days Work! Your Liver Is Sluggish or Bowels
Constipated Take "Dodson's Liver Tone.'-lt's Fine

sluggish liver better than a dose of
nasty calomel and that it won't make
You sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone Is real liver
medicine. You'll know it next morn.
ing because. you will wake up feeling
fine, your liver will be working, your
headache and dizziness gone, your
stomach will be sweet and your bowels
regular. You will feel like working;
you'll be cheerful; full of vigor and
ambition.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and can
not salivate Give IL to your children!
Millions of people are using Dodson's
Liver Tone instead of dangerous cal.
omel now. Your druggist will tell you
that the sale of calomel is almost
stopped entirely here.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15
Wronu Document.

The Tommy" on leave from the
front had been given free railway
pass to take him home to see his
people, and utilized part of his brief
holiday to get married. On the re-
turn journey, when the ticket inspector
asked to see his pass, he produced by
accident his marriage certificate.
The inspector handed the paper
back with glimmer of smile.
This is ticket for very long
and wearisome journey, young man, !"
he said, "but not on this line"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15
His Preference.

A gentleman in delivering one OF
series of addresses excused himself
one evening for being unable to speak
on several points. the mice, he said
having destroyed part of his notes
Later. while visiting in the neighbor
hood, he asked one man:
Were you at any of my lectures
Rooney"
Rooney Indeed l was, yer honor;
all of them.
Lecturer one did you like
best?
RoneyThe one the mice was at
yer honor!
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15

Whether chosen for street wear or
for dressy midsummer gayeties the
hat for the heart of the summer has
a brim. 1t may be so transparent as
TO cast hardly shadow, or 1t may
be a real protection to the eyes, but 1t
"a becoming, which is the first essen
tial of good millinery.
Three new hats under the mid
hummer sun are shown in the group
pictured here, and they demonstrate
fine gradations in width OF brim that
have found favor enough to become
Established fashions The hat at the
inner left hand is fiat -brimmed
nhape covered with black and white
chantilIy lace. The black lace bor-
dars the brim with wide fiange edged
with a narrow piping Of white satin.
hand of ribbon finishes the base
the crown, which is all of the
lack lace. But in the brim the black
re- partly overlays the white. The
lace of an owl looks wisely and ap-
provingly out from its position at the
front of the crown.
Inst below this novel hat is shown
IN which a quaint, old-time looking
ahape is covered with white kid. A
crushed collar of black velvet breaks
the sharp line between crown and
khrtm. and is drawn through a large
buckle made of small beads. Some
~ these beads are of clear glass and
nome are Opaque white. This is one
A. those plain hats that is odd and
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15
EXCEPTIONAL Luck.

d vehement argument, in which
two racehorse players were defending
their judgment, was overheard last
night.
why, nobody but sucker would
have played that horse" said the
first.
well, he won, didn't he? You can't
get away from that How about this
bank rolf"
WELL" said No. /, as he looked
rather longingly at the money; well,
all I've got to say is this: Most any
old blind hog will dig up an acorn
some day."-Louisville Times.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15
Police Would Get II.

The talk of parents at home about
conditions in the police department
made a deep impression on the mind
of a twelve-year-old boy who was be-
fore Judge F. j. Lair In juvenile court
for stealing a bicycle. The court had
lectured the boy and his three COM
panions on the disgrace of stealing
and finally asked the boys what they
thought of stealing.
Nov. suppose everybody were to
steal" the court suggested, land then
what do you think would become of
all of our property"
ooh, the police would get every
thing" was the boys quick response.
indianapolis News.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15
Natural Procedure.

When telling the story of the Pill
grim Fathers to the children of pri
mary grade in a large city the leader
tried to impress upon them the fact
that the country was barren at that
time. Later they we're told of the
planting, the harvest, the great feast
and the thankful attitude of those
early settlers. Finally she asked:
what did the Pilgrims do after the
great feast?"
After a moments silence a little
girl said, They went by the moving
pictures"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15
Temporary Reverse.

Fogarty Ca moderate drinker) I'll
bet We tn Rooshians are beginning t
feel tn loss iv vodka.
F1aherty (Warmly)-D We lose
any Shape over it. Mark me wur-ruds,
they'll retake it ag'in before long
Puck.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1915-07-15

When setting lace insertion into
lawn dresses, stitch the insertion on
the goods first. then cut the material
away, about one-fourth inch from
stitching, put 1t fat into the foot hem
mer of the machine and hem. This
insures neat, firm work, which will
stand many washings The insertion
can be put on In all sorts OF fancy pat
terms without danger OF its pulling
out.