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The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
'CASCARETS" FOR
SLUGGISH BOWELS
No sick headache, sour stomach,
biIiousness or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10-cent box now.

Get 10-cent box now.
Turn the rascals out-the headache,
biliousness, indigestion. the sick, sour
stomach and foul gases-turn them
out tonight and keep them out with
Cascarets.
Millions Of men and women take a
Cascaret now and then and never
know the misery caused by lazy
liver, clogged bowels or an upset stom-
ach.
Don't put In another day of distress.
Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach;
remove the sour, fermenting food
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out all the constipated
waste matter and poison In the
bowels. Then you will feel great.
A Cascaret tonight Strengthens you
out by morning. They work while
you sleep. A 10-cent box from
any drug store means a clear head.
sweet stomach and clean, healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chill
dren love Cascarets because they
never grippe or sicken. Adv.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
Wild Animals In Captivity.

After they are captured, wild ami
mails nearly all suffer from melan-
cholia, and. strangely enough, the
gorilla Is more sensitive than most.
One Of these animals proved so So
ciable when caught that he played
with the native boys. Directly he was
shipped for Stellingen. however, he
began ~ pine. Civilization frightened
him. When he found that people stared
at him, he would shut his eyes and
cover his head with a blanket. He was
turned loose with two natives In the
woods where there was nobody to
worry him. but he refused to eat and
drink and became almost a skeleton.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
~ Doubt That"

the telephone. call up my friend and
hell name the card"
81 doubt that" spoke one Of the
playing quartet. "and I'll take your
met"
-Done!"
The money was put up. One Of the
Jrard players selected a card. 1t was
fhe ten OF spades. Silently he showed
TT to Joel and his companions. Then
ne lay 1t face down on the table.
I '"Hey, Jenks." he called to the club
manager, go TO the phone, will you?
Now then-what's your friends ad-
dress?" he asked OF Joel.
Central 2056. Ask for Mr.. Ran
dolph."
The club manager called up the
snumber Indicated. Ned interestediy
keeping track or the incident, heard
Ihim say over the wire:
This Mr.. Randolph yes? Mr..
tQuinby and some members OF the
club here have picked out certain
card. He has wagered that you can
tell what 1t is"
NcIJ tHC peioOu az bhO
other end OF the line must have an
severed, for the club manager wrote
down his reply on a piece OF paper
and took It over to Joel and his
friends. 1t read:
Ten OF spades"
There were EXPLANATIONS OF sur
prise, suspicious guesses, theories.
NO one, however. could tell how the
thing was done. BIandly Joel pock-
lsted his winnings. He chuckled audi
bly, as he and Ned got out on the
Btreet.
Easy money" he grinned, when
you know how 20 get it,"
T don't understand" remarked
Ned.
"On the quiet, then. I have friend
Mt the other end of the telephone.
I'VE have a card OF fftytwo names,
corresponding to the cards in a deck.
When phoned him as Randolph he
knew he was to guess the ten Of
spades. Brown would have been the
four OF hearts, Smith the seven Of
clubs, and so on Sect"
Ned did see, and also the low grade
,of morals to which Joel had de-
seconded. However, many a time he
smarted under the rapid advance Joel
made In business. He was desis
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
A BulI's-Eye.

E. Berry Wall said at a dinner In
New York:
"Woman's dress nowadays is beau
tiful-beautiful but shocking. The
slashed skirt, to be sure, has disap-
peared-but 1t has only disappeared
to make room for the lace panel.
"A stupid greenhorn of a butler
scored 1. bull's-eye unconsciously the
other day.
asked him.
"'Yes, sir; she's in said the butler,
but she amt at home, sir. She's up
stairs undressin' for a dinner dance.
Washington Star.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
impress slonistlc.

Rankin understand our friend.
Daubensplatter, won first prize at the
cubist art exhibition.
Phyle-Yes, he won a thousand dol
lars.
But did not know he belonged
to that school,"
"He doesn't, but the committee got
his picture upside down by mistake
and the judges thought 1t was a mas
terpiece. "-Youngstown Telegram.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
Serum Cure for Tetanus.

Doctor Doyen, the famous French
surgeon, announces the discovery OF
a serum that will cure tetanus or
lockjaw. The inventor is a physician
In the Ardennes, and the secret of his
success lies in keeping the patient
with head downward at an angle of As
degrees after injecting the serum into
his loins. Doyen says he cures 80
per cent of his cases.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
shreddinn Corn Fodder.

Shredding the corn fodder is a great
deal better than leaving the stalks in
the field or working them up without
cutting or shredding. It is more con-
venlent and 1t gets more of the feed
ing value to the cattle In shape that
thew can use,
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
His Choice.

The man of great financial promi-
hence had met with an accident.
We'll have to PROBE" said the doc.
tor.
Just at that moment the man recov-
cred consciousness and exclaimed:
III it's a surgical operation go
ahead. but II it's another investiga-
ton, give me an anesthetic."
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
Arduous Llsteniuq.

Grand opera in English has been
found as hard to understand as 1t Is
in foreign language"
still, l prefer to hear it sung In
a foreign tongue"
why SOP"
at requires less exertion on my
part. When hear grand opera sung
in English am constantly leaning for
ward and trying to catch q word"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
Value OF Plants.

Plants build up the dead matter In
which process they store up the heat
and energy of the sun. Animals eat
plants and set free the heat and
energy which the plants have stored
up. Plants grow that animals may
live.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
The Cause.

In a discussion Of modern poets,
w. B. Trites, the Philadelphia novel
list, condemned Alfred Noyes.
"Noyes peace poems" he said
"Oh, those peace poems!"
He then added with a shudder:
1T is now universally admitted that
the irritation and suffering caused by
Noyes peace poems are responsible
for the present worldwide war"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
Susplclous.

How about this fare?" demanded
the stranger In New York
Fares quite correct, sir" replied
the taxi chauffeur. II haven't over
charged YOU"
Il know you haven't, and why
haven't you? What sort of game
are you up to now?"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
Accounting for the Jumps.

Patrice-I see the sinews of the
kangaroo are specially desirable for
use in surgery, for sewing wounds and
for binding broken bones together.
Patrice-That accounts for Joo
jumping from one thing to another:
| always thought he had some of the
kangaroo in him.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
Badly M atched.

Mrs. Yeast-This paper, says the
matching of colors has been brought
down to an exact science by the in
vention of a machine for the pur-
pose
Mr.. Yeast-You ought to get the
people who run the store where you
buy your hair to get one of those ma
chimes, dear.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
Going to Extremes.

II have just washed my head said
the society girl GROSSLY. Every time
l wash my head 1t gives me grouch!"
Then why don't you wash your
feet?
II hate you'll"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
salzer'. White Bonanza oats.

Made C. j.. johnson of Lincoln Co.,
M nm, famous in growing 243 bpShels from
pa bushels sown last spring, ~ Can you
beat that in 1915? Wont you try?
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29
Acceieratina the Jump.
Pa, N. Y, Kansas

ct seems quite the fad nowadays
for players to jump from organized
baseball to the Federal league"
"Yes. It appears that a fat con-
tract makes a fine springboard."
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1915-01-29

Millions of particular women now us
and recommend Red Cross Ball Blue. A
grocers. Adv.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-07

largest OUTPUT. We have a new
factory, modernly equipped. And
We have worldwide facilities
for buying rubber, Of our extra
grade, at the lowest market
price.
For a long, long time most
tires have sold much above
Goodyear prices. Some have
sold one.third higher. A few
have sold lower, as some always
will. because of less rubber,
less quality. But we can and do
under all conditions, give more
for the money than. any rival
tire can offer. ."
The Best We Know
Goodyear Fortified Tires offer
the best we know. They are
built to give you the lowest cost
per mile. They minimize tire
trouble in five costly ways EN-.
plOyed by no other maker. And
they are always the same, re-
CARELESS Of price reductions.
Most tires will always sell
higher, because Of smaller out
put. Some tires will always sell
lower because Of lower stand
arcs. But we promise you tiat
none will ever give better than
Goodyear value. 90
This policy has made Good
years the largest-selling tires in
the world. 1t will make them
more SO as more men find them
out.
Ask your Goodyear dealer for
our new price on the size you
buy. tf'*
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-07

We are glad again-for the
third time in two years-to an
nounce a big reduction on Good.
year tires, effective February l.
Goodyear policy on price is to
give the utmost in a tire at the
lowest possible profit. Our re.
auctions are made to that end,
without ever reducing the quail
ity.
That always means, with our
matchless output, more for the
money than any other maker
can give.
As rubber came down our
prices came down. AS our out.
put multiplied, reducing factory
cost, our prices came down with
it. In two years our reductions
including the present-have
totaled "a percent.
Last year we increased our
output 26.6 per cent. A few
days ago the embargo on rubber
was modified so that supplies
seem assured. The market
price for rubber seems for a
time established. Fabric costs
less than last year. So, under
our minimum profit policy. we
announce this new reduction.
Only Fair Basis
:. We consider profit margin on
a tire the only fair price basis.
We keep that margin just as
low as our line allows.
While We do that, Goodyear
tires will always undersell any
tires that compare with them.
That Is because we have the
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-07
CONVENTION IN
fine W|NDUP
Weeks Program at Presbyterian
Church Brought to Success
full Close.

The weeks convention of Christian
Life and Service came to a successful
close at the Presbyterian church last
night. Supported by a splendid pro-
gram of speakers and musical num-
bers, the separate programs that were
in order each day of the week seemed
of special Willingness and the at
tendance was such that the committee
in charge feels that the words of the
speakers will be carried home and
bring forth much good. A feature of
the convention was the laymen's ban
quet of Thursday evening which was
attended by $50 men. including many
prominent persons in pubic life.
Dr.. Fullerton Heard.
DR.. Fullerton, who was one of the
principal speakers on the convention
program, terminated his efforts with
a splendid address, offering as his
subject, "An Efficiency Program for
the Local Church."
DR.. Fullerton holds that people
should get away from the prevalent
idea that the community is to serve
the church and to remember that it
i sthe church's duty to serve the COM
munity. Members Of the church
should be sought with this idea in
mind. according to Dr.. Fullerton.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-07

ture, for certain reasons. But the
banquet was a great success. Eighty
eight attended, most OF them being
lawmakers and their wives. Governor
Hanna was also a guest. .
Albert N. Void, chief clerk Of the
4lOuse, was POSTMASTER, and presided
with his usual grace. The governors
address on his Impressions Of Norway
was a very interesting one. Mr..
Stromme, in referring to Governor
Hanna's trip to i,orway, stated that it
was tho best advertising medium
North Dakota has aver had. P. Q.
Thorscn, pablisher Of the N.ormanG-
en-, was also on the toast list. IL. n.
TCrson, member of the house, paid a
glowing tribute to Stromme as teach
er, author and newspaper man. Judge
Christianson of the supreme court
said that North Dakota newspapers
"a nked at the head CT the list of eff
Client and honorable papers of the
country.
There were several other speakers
and altogether the affair was a moss
enjoyable one from start to finish.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-07
Denied;
CASES10MANDAN
Supreme Court Renders Decision
and Rules Order as Non-Ap-
pealable. f. ~t ".

The application by States Attorney
Berndt for the advancement Of the ap'
peal from the order Of the District
Court of Burleigh. county for the
transfer OF the grand larceny cases
against former Chief of Police For
tune, Police Magistrate w. S. Cassie
man, and former Special Policeman
Charles Mason from Burleigh to Nor.
ton county, vas denied by the sup
rene court yesterday with the infor'
nation that an order made from the
district court changing the venue in
a criminal action is a non-appealable
order. AS a result the transfer of the
cases against Fortune, Cassleman and
Mason will 60 into effect on the date
named by Judge Nuessle OF the dis
trict court.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-07
U, {. I, BANQUET
I HUGE SUCCESS
Knights Of! Grip Put Over Bigges
killing" of Their Lives in
y Feast Last Night.

Bismarck Council, No. 1925, United
Commercial Travellers, lived up to its
reputation in social circles last night
by promoting a banquet at the NC
Kenzie' hotel that will undoubtedly go
down in the archives of the organlza-
ton as one of the most successful and
hospitable events eve created for the
merriment and entertainment of the
Knight of the grip. Summing up the
feast of frolic and good things to eat,
it may be. said in a few words that
the gathering was n OF 100 "NVe
nes," even to the extent that those
who came In the state of lethargy at
tending the weeks end of strenuous
duty on the road were quickly trans
formed and resurrected from that
tired feeling" which may have at
first predominated their make'ups.
An Elaborate Affair.
A passing word for the appetiAlng
nature OF the spread is not amiss.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-07
SENSE ABOUT FOOD.
Facts Worth Knowing.


1t is a serious question sometimes
to know just what to eat when a per-
sons stomach is out OF order and
most foods cause trouble.
Grape-Nuts food can be taken a.
any time with the certainty that ii
will digest. Actual experience of peo'
pie is valuable to anyone interested.
A Terre haute woman writes: ,
had suffered with indigestion for
about four years. ever since an at
tack of typhoid fever, and at timas
could eat nothing but the very light
est food, and then suffer SO with my
stomach | would wish l never had to
eat anything.
II was urged to try ~Grape-Nuts and
since using it l do not-lave to starve
any time and feel nourished and sal
listed, dyspepsia is a thing OF the past
and | am now strong n we'll.
My husband also had an expert
eclce with Grape-Nuts. lie was very
weak and sickly one spring, and could
not attend to his work. He was put
under the doctors care, but medicine
did not seem to do him any good I'M
til he began to leave off ordinary food
ald use Grape-Nuts. 1t was surpris-
ing to see the change in him. He grew
better right off, and naturally he has
mona hut words Of praise for Grape
Nuts.
( "Our boy thinks he cannot eat a
meal without Grape-Nuts, and he
learns 50 fast at school that his teach.
er comments on it. ! am satisfied
that it is because of the great nou1-
fishing elements in Grape-Nuts.",
This mother is right. Grape-Nuts
food is a certain and remarkable re-
builder of body, nerves and brain.
There's a Reason" ~
Ever read the above letter? A new
n appears from time I" time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
interest.-Adv.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-07

Everything that conferred to the most
f%astidious and select taste in the line
of eats was to be had. And inter
spiced with the food came entertain
ment tha. Favored the appetites OF
all. A vaudeville headliner in the way
of a double" by a select young Wo-
man and nifty male partner dancing
/ act started the festivities and enliv.
ened the opening Of the program
The appearance of Miss Ring of New
York, a delightful surprise, brought
forth the superb singing qualities OF
this young lady, and even her nu-
merous enchors to the songs every
bod likes, failed TO satisfy the de-
sire of her audience for more. Miss
Rings efforts we're greeted with in
Simultaneous and deafening applause.
In fact her pleasure was quite as man.
fest as that of the many she enter
tanned. Other artists contributed to
the program of meriment offered the
travelingmen by the committee in
charge.
Speakers Are Heard.
C. NJ. Henry Hollst as POSTMASTER
not only carried out the wishes of
President Wilson's neutrality to the
letter, but made his Introductory e
marks so that the more he introduced
the better he became. Following is
the list Of speakers and their sub
jects:
A Little Advice-L. E. Maynard.
Tno I,,o, FHoIE Tnhr Conrro
The Old Time Drummer-A. r. Muir
ray.
The Salesman and Merchant-A. w.
Lucas.
"A Parlor Story'-A. A. Van Hagen.
My Convictions-Carl Peterson.
Gooseliver--J. P. Sell.
The Man with the Check Book-B.
c. Marks.
Bnnny's Rival-Ed. Napstadt.
The Progressive Traveler-Dan S.
Stewart.
Strictly Neutral-A. ?. Phillips.
Too Much Hsh-Jack Manning.
The Rear Admiral-Dan Mullick.
Does Rummy Pay-C. w. Paulson.
Salesmanship-Rober Orr.
Irish PoD-F. w. Murphy.
Flowers of the Knights-R. D. Hos
kins.
Wrong Impressions-Harry Stasek.
Ole the Swede-O. T. Oien.
Too Much Work.. ]. White.
Big Bill-W. A. Erickson,
The Man from Milwaukee-H. A.
rBarwind.
Supreme 1deas-A. e. Brink.
Insects O. la Mode-Cliff Norton.
Green Bay KIDD. R. Bonnell.
Poultry-FeliX Ullmann.
Perils We Have Seen-F. C. Ruli-
son.
Hate Competition-P. R. Fields.
A Deep Study-P. Trohdahl.
Closing Address-C. NJ. Henry
Hoist. =
The music by OtConnor's orchestra
was of The O'Connor class. No doubt
the musicians contributed their share
to the success of the banquet.
Brother Grasse was a distinguished
guest at the banquet.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-07

SCleAt1llC oyStcll VI ACdAlAS uAoOooS
column. Yet their bill asks that tn
placed tissue Of any kind or nature
There are sworn osteopathic col
quircments for entrance into each col
and one university, then the cou
nine months each. vt -
Comparison Of Subjects Taught
4j--E. leges and 0stec
MEDICAL COLLEGES.
Histology
Embryology H.
Csteology
Anatomy ''
Physiology
Chemistry and Toxicology
Materia Medica
PI;armacoIooy
Therapeutics .tJedical) =.
Bacteriology !
Pathology ID.
Medical Zoology
Clinical Microscopy
Physical Diagnosis
Practice Of Medicine
Surgery
Obstetrics
Gynecology
Pediatrics ,ua
Eye. and Ear
Nose and Throat
Mental and Nervous Diseases
acknowledgements
Genito-U Urinary Diseases
Uermatology and Syphilis
Hygiene and Public Health
Dietetics H.
Medical Jurisprudence
From the inception Of "chiroprac.
lie" by it's alleged "discoycrer," D. D.
Palmer, to the present as expended
by the "disccverLr's' son, B.. j.. Pal
mer, and other leaders of the so-calied
Science there has been a regular,
calculating, shameless appropriation
Of The principles, theory, definitions
and limited portions Of the technique
If osteopathy as these are understood
and employed by representative os.
teopathic physicians throughout the
world. Even the same arguments, H.
cures Of speech, definitions, illustra'
tons, wall charts, etc, as were Gre
ated and have been used by ostec.
paths for many years to explain what
new in %osteopathy are now com.
monty used by 'chiropractors' who
and brazen!y tell their pa
tents and inquirers, as well as p:b.
fish freely in their periodicals, that
'chiropractic is nothing like ostco-
and make other statements
ignorant, i%nsincere, false and
misleading. IA
Decoy letters were once sent to the
heads Of different, osteopathic schools
a: the i%nstigation Of B. J. Palmer, in
whether or not these scE2ois
"chiropractic." Replies TO
these decoy questions by the heads OF
the schools were made in the ordinary
Of correspondence in which
they stated that they knew nothing
Of "chiropractic" and that it was not
taught at any of the osteopathi: CO.
"a. s
Or course none of those who an
swered these letters suspected that
they were being tricked into going on
record in a false light, their answers
to be used to convey a very different
meaning to The public than their Ian
guage meant to say or that facts war;
The letters we're widely quoted
years later as admissions" by osteo
pathic colleges that the practice OF
'chiropractic" (so-called) was new
and that what it comprehendei was
wholly unknown to the o~steuoatns.
AS a matter of fact, it was unknown
to the officials Of the osteopathi:
schools of that day that there was
anything in common between those
who called themselves '%'chlr0prac.
tors and ostecpaths. Such stIaious
deception the cunning trickery used
to fortify q false position against. a
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-07
BLISS TO MINOT.

State Engineer Bliss left Thursday
morning for Minot, to attend the an
nual meeting of the North Dakota
Society of Civil Engineers. Mr.. Bliss
is on the program for a paper on Irri'
cation, and will also give an informal
talk on Good Roads, which he will it,
lustrate with about so s%tereoptican
views. ..s = '
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-07
TINE LIMIT FOR
INTRODUCING Bills

Many bills will probably be intro
duced in both House and Senate to-.
morrow, that being the thfrty.fifth
legislative day and the last day in
which bills, and resolutions for amend.
men+ of the constitution may be in
troduced by any means other than by
request of the committee on delayed
bills. Unless the rules are suspend
ed in certain cases this will cut down
the number of bills to a great extent.
The special joint committee acting un-
der the Lathrop resolution will. prob.
ably be empowered TO introduce bills
from time to time thereafter.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-07

Peer Stromme, war correspondents:
for the ,Normanden Of Grand Forks,
who is here On a furloush and who
expects tc return to the seat of the
European war again in the lei fu-
ture, was the guest of honor at a ban
quet given by his admirers in the
city aad I'M the legislative assembly
last evening at the Grand Pacific he
tel. =
Mr.. Stromme did not give his lee,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-07
TEACHERS fund
EVIDENTLY DOOMED

The House, committee on education
last night. it. Isl understood, stood
eight to six for the Watt bill which
would repeal the teachers pension
and retirement fund and return the
sums already collected to the original
sources of collection. A divided re.
port will probably be brought into the
House on Monday.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-07
r OF PAULINE.

PERlLS OF PAULINE.
This great photoplay will be shown
at the Orpheum Monday and Tuesday
nights. In this wonderful picture
Pauline has an exciting experience in
a torpedo boat. Come early if yo:.
want good seats.-Adv. .,o
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-02-07
SALESMAN

TO sell our line of ~self-measurlnS
pumps and oil storage tanAs. A rec
Ognizad standard. Live man can make
from $4,000 to $1,000 a year. Mus;