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The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

Experience is great teacher"
Isn't IL? There's Browns case"
What about Mr.. Brown?"
He married o widow"
Il know"
We'll, Brown had an idea Ghut he
was a handy rlan around the house.
About the second week after his mar
riage she caught him with q monkey
wrench on his way to fix some OF the
water pipes"
"WkHt did she do?"
"She stopped him"
'Wky?"
She said her first husband had the
notion that he was a plumber, and she
had all the trouble from Ihat source
that s'he waited"
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

sun from fading the carpets. Because
OF the advantages of polished or var
nished hardwood floors and numerous
rugs, housekeepers are not SO much
afraid OF fading colors. Also manufac-
turers have learned how to use better
dyes, but in all probability the chief
reason is better education in regard
20 health.
The world progresses slowly. but 1t
is evident that the different subjects
taught in schools are broadening the
minds OF pupils so that as they grow
up the old ignorant notions OF the
danger lurking in sunshine and some
other back numbers are laughed out
OF existence. The improved micro
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27
There,a Just No 1elllnn.

Where would the druggists be IL
they didn't sell cosmetics?'
u don't know. but much more vital
question is where would nine out OF
ten women be?"
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

There would be more hermits If huts
could be fitted up with &, i modern
conveniences.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

commended kidney remedy In the
world. Youll decide IL worth a trial,
when you read this enthusiastic testi.
mony.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27
The Proof Conclusive.

Sunday School Teacher-What is
the outward, visible sign of baptism?
.Jomny-The baby, mum.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

'one little taste OF defeat is difficult
d swallow.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27
Naturally.

Boarding House Mistress - What
part OF The chicken do you wish?
Freshman - Some Of the meat
please-Pennsylyania Punch Eowl.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

No groat success was ever attained
b. kicking.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

Occasionally a man makes q great
hit by doing the wrong thing at the
right time
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

An enthusiasts meeting Is that Gf
two gtl chums who haven't seen eadn
other tor nearly an hour.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

The inconsistency Of wcmankind is
demonstrated by the society girl. wslo
starts in when she comes out.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27
DiplomatioalIy speakinu.

81 want to answer Gwendolyns let.
ter and say something that means
nothing
Tell her you love her"
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

The young widow begins 20 talk
about her late husband rather early
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

The school OF experience has no
commencement. It's a perpetual
course.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

Beware of false economy. The man
who does not invest in garden seeds
seldom picks and cucumbers.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

It's impossible to suppress the man
Slho thinks he can tell funny story.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

Millions of particular women now use
and recommend Red Cross Ball Blue. All
groeers. Adv.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

Many a man who knows his own
mind is not overburdened with knCwl-
edge.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

Anyway, we admire a cheerful idiot
more than we do the other kind.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

II is a whole lot better to howl be.
fore you are hurt than to howl tn a
Observation-Disclosures Telegraph.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

The mother tongue has the father
tongue beaten.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27

The girl who is self.possessed can
usually be induced to transfer the
title.
The Tulsa star. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1913-1921, 1915-02-27
important TO Mornara

Examine carefully every bottle OF
cASTORiA. safe and sure remedy for
inIants and children. and see that II
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15
CAMPAIGN CANARD CAUGHT.

In the last issue of the Hartford
Republican appeared the following:
"At the close of court last week
witnesses for the State sold their
claims for seventy-five cents on the
dollar. This is the lowest shaving
for State claims here in twenty
years. There is no telling when
they will be paid, as the State of
Kentucky is approaching the four
million mark in Indebtedness"
In reply to the above we have re-
ceived the following:
Frankfort. KY, Sept 10, 1915.
Editors Herald. Hartford, KY, Cen
tlemen:-I notice in the last issue
of the Hartford Republican that it is
stated that witnesses at special term
had to discount their claims % per
cent. to get the money. Perhaps
they did this rather than send their
claims here, but the fact is that ev-
cry witness claim that has been sent
here has been paid in full, and any
witness having a claim can get same
paid in full by sending to this office.
Not only is this true now, but there
has not been time during this adj
ministration that such claims have
mt been paid in cash. When they
are bought and sent here in sums
amounting to $50 or SIS. a war;
rant is usually issued. but if sent
directly here in small amounts they
have always been paid by check.
Yours truly,
G. b. LIKENS,
Assistant Auditor.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15
TARIFF WILL BE ISSUE
TO APPEASE "INTERESTS'

1t is no disinterested devotion to
the principle of extreme protection
that is turning the Republican lead
ers back to the tariff as their main
issue in 1916.
The Republican organization needs
money for campaign purposes. Fed
eral and State legislation has prac-
tically dried up the railroad and
Wall street fountains that once gush-
ed so plenteously. The special in
terests that rob the consumer by
capitalizing high tariffs are the only
certain supply that remains. Wool
and cotton and steel are always
ready to trade cash for legislation.
and by selling out the Republican
party to these infant industries a
campaign fund can be assured.
That is why the average Repub-
lican politician is willing to stake
the 1916 election on the tariff. He
knows his party will probably be de-
feated. but he also knows that the
organization will be provided with
the sinews of war without which the
standpat elements cannot maintain
their control over the machine
New York World.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15
Sizing Up a Situation.

The Hopkinsville Kentuckian
arises to inquire:
why not send Judge Birkhead
and Ben Ringo to Marietta, Ga, to
hold term of court?"
The Kentuckian in a few words
sized up two big situations. 1t told
how completely fearless judge and
a courageous prosecutor have pros
trated streak of outlawry that has
run through a number of western
Kentucky counties. and it very aptly
called to mind that fearless Judge
and a courageous prosecutor. actual
ed by right motives, could clean out
lawlessness in place like Marietta.
There are few ADLER Circuit
Judges than Birkhead and there are
few ADLER Commonwealth Attorneys
than Ringo. and as men of courage,
men of purpose, they have proven
themselves to be the equals of any.
-IOwensboro Inquirer.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15
As To Election ..Irregularities."

BILLY" Kaltenbacher. the we'll
known political writer of the Louis
vile Times. says:
IF half the allegations are true
now being made in Republican con-
tests following the recent primary.
the most ring-ridden cities have
nothing on some of the Republican
counties in Eastern Kentucky in the
way of up-to-date election frauds.
In one instance IL is alleged that ne
gro repeaters were taken from Lex
ington and Winchester and voted re-
peatedly at nearly every precinct in
a certain county where a bitter fight
was on between two rival factions
for district ONCE and that. as proof
of wholesale repeating. the backs of
these illegal voters were marked
with colored chalk as they passed in
one polling place. and thus marked
they were observed to visit others
and make the rounds several times
during the hours OF voting"
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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15
Il. NJ. Her Dead.

Mr.. T. NJ. Her. of Centertown, died
at his residence yesterday of diseases
incident to old age. At the hour of
going to press funeral arrangements
had not been completed. He will
likely be inferred at Centertown
cemetery this afternoon.
The deceased, who was one of Ohio
county's most highly respected citi-
zens. will be greatly missed in his
locality. He leaves a widow, two
sons. two daughters and brother.
Mr.. r. T. Her, of Hartford, who is
the only surviving member of a fam
lily of seven children.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15
CLEAR RUN.

Sept. 13.-Mr. James Handley
wife and mother attended the funer
al of Mrs. Handley's sister, Mrs
Priscilla Hall, near Calhoun, Sun
day.
Miss Lula Hoover is visiting rela.
tives in Greensboro.
Mr.. Joe T. Taylor went to Hart
ford on business Saturday.
Mr.. Ernest Patton, wife and child.
rem of Ba-Iett's Creek, spent Satur.
day night with Mr.. and Mrs. Clar-
ence Patton.
A series of meetings will begin al
this place the first Sunday in Octo-
Der.
Mr.. Ivan Park, of Sunnydale, has
moved with his family into the
house with his father and mother,
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. A. Park, of this
place.
A gloom swept over this commun-
ity last Thursday when God in His
infinite wisdom visited the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. Lune Trogden and
took from them their daughter Fife,
aged nineteen. 1T seems a mystery
to us that God took away this dear
one in her youth, but We realize lie
has more beautiful place prepared
for her on high. Effie was a sweet
christian gill.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15
WILSON'S WORDS REVEAL
HIS FEARS FOR FUTURE
Unforeseen Affairs Keep Him
Closely Confined To the
White House.

Washington, Sept. 13.zPresideni
Wilson expressed his view Of the
gravity Of the international situation
which confronts the United States to
delegation of virginians who ask
ed him to-day to visit the Manassas
battlefield late this month.
I'VE are all hoping and praying
that the skies may clear" said the
President, but we have no control
of that on this side of the water and
it is impossible to predict any part
OF the course of affairs"
The President was reminded that
some time ago he had promised to
go to Manassas to dedicate tablet.
when I made that PROMISE" the
President told the delegation,
things we're just beginning, and a
great many things have happened
since which have altered not only
the aspect of our own affairs, but
the aspect of affairs of the world.
My experience here day by day is
that questions turn up so suddenly
and have to be handled so promptly
and sometimes with so much
thoughtful discretion that I really
dare not let my thoughts go out to
other matters.
81 could not come to Manassas
without having something to say. It
would not be worthy of the occasion
If | did not make preparations that
would be worth while, and that is
out OF the question. My thoughts
are more or less engaged beyond re-
call for the present.
81 simply feel that have forfeited
my liberty for the present and that
my nearest duty is the most obvious
and imperative duty. l have been
obliged to say that to all invitations
however tempting in character. and
| would not be worthy of your trust
II I did not come to such conclu
sion, because I know that you want
those international matters taken
care of as best we know how, and
ought not to send my thoughts
afield."
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15
DUNDEE.

Sept. 13.-Mr. Otis Stevens, who
has had typhoid fever for several
weeks, is still confined to his bed.
Mrs. John w. Lanham, near>here,
is very i'll.
Mr.. Noble Bean died at Sulphur
Springs last Thursday night and was
buried Saturday morning at 10 a.
m. at Mt. Vernon church. He joined
the NJ. e. Church at Mt. Vernon
over so years ago and was always a
faithful and hard worker for his
church, ever ready to help the needy,
the poor, or any one who needed as
sistance. His wife preceded him a
few years ago. He leaves nine child
rem, 10 grandchildren and great
grandchildren. He had been afiict-
ed for about 10 years and was ready
to go.
Rev. Phillips is conducting a re-
vival at the Baptist church, with
large attendance and good preach
ing.
The "Holy Roller" meeting closed
at Beech Valley Sunday night, after
about six weeks service.
Misses Hattie and Ruth Weller
and Ursa Wilson have gone to Bowl
ing Green to attend school.
Mr.. Roy Coppage has gone to Can
alon, Mo-, prospecting.
Mr.. Slant Lamb has returned from
Chatham, ILL.,, where he has been the
past year.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15

There is so much happening now
adays In the worlds affairs and even
in our own country and State. that
IL ia difficult for a. weekly paper to
give even a summary of part OIL
the most important news. Condensa-
ton IL the main idea and even with
this in practice. some things must be
necessarily missed.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15
DEMOCRATIC TICKET.

For Governor
A. o. STANLEY.
Fer Lieut.. Governor
JAMES ID. BLACK.
Fer Secretary of State
BARKSDALE HAMLETT.
For Auditor
r. L. GREENE.
Fer Treasurer
SHERMAN GOoDPAsTER.
For Attorney General
NJ. NJ. LOGAN.
For Supt. Public Instruction
v. o. GILBERT.
For Clerk Appellate Court
RODMAN w. KEENON.
For Com. of Agriculture
MATT s. COHEN.
For Circuit Judge
T. F. BIRKHEAD.
For Com'th. Attorney
BEN d. RINGO.
For State Senator
DIR. B. F. TICHENOR.
For Representative
]. F. PHILLIPS.
Fer Circuit Clerk
A. C. PORTER.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15
Kentuckian
Hopkinsville

The Hopkinsville Kentuckian
asks:
Why not send Judge Birk-
head and Ben D. Ringo to Ma
rietta, Ca, to hold a term of
court?
Well, now, We think we are put
ting it about right when We say that
neither of these gentlemen would be
afraid to go. And they might ac-
oomplish some good if they were al
lowed to take along an Ohio county
grand or petit jury.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15

bered that II takes action as well as
talk to accomplish results. Prog
ress along the former line win take
place in Ohio county on September
"a and 2s. as announced in The
Herald last week.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15

Never before in Kentucky's his
tory has there been such general
movement by the citizens in behalf
OF good roads. In quite number Of
counties the matter has assumed
large proportions with equal inter-
est on the part OF progressive citi-
Gems. II the agitation OF the sub
ject is kept up--and IL seems to be
increasing every day-the agricul-
tural Interests OF the State will be
reyolutionized. II must be remem-
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15
Nightmare.

Il dreamed about you last night. "
he said.
"oh. did your" she asked. what
did you dream about mel"
That you had threatened to be-
come my wife"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15

Sometimes. no doubt. you look up
at the sun and smile as you see its
cheerful rays glinting over the land
scape, making people feel good and
freshening up the old earth with its
warming breath. Seems heartening
to think of these things, doesn't IL?
And IL is. without a doubt. But did
you ever stop to think that this
same old sun had looked down only
few hours before, upon scenes Of
carnage and blood, where thousands
of faces are lying. torn and bleeding
with that horrible stare which they
wear when death beckons them into
eternity? Two very different pic
lures, aren't they? But they are
true, and the old earth revolves and
the sun shines on. while the years
pass into the countless ages.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15

At conference of Democratic
candidates for State offices last week
1t was decided to formally open the
State campaign next Monday, Sep
TENDER 90, at Glasgow, at which
times and place a mammoth all-day,
old-fashioned barbecue and speak
ing will be staged. The chief speak
ers will be Hon. A. o. Stanley and
Judge James d. Black, nominees for
Governor and Lieut.. Governor, re-
spectively. 1t will be the start OF a
march to victory in November.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15

The Hartford Republican dis
claims any intention of making a
personal attack on Messrs. Birkhead
and Ringo in a recent issue, as
charged by The Herald. When a
man is accused in public print of
something that pertains to his per-
sonal acts, and his name is spelled
out in plain bold letters, II cannot
be construed into anything else
only personal attack. The Repub-
lican tries to shift the blame on a
little Republican weekly campaign
sheet called the News. published at
greensboro. Birkhead and Ringo
can hardly afford to notice the vic
ious slurs of this journalistic non
entity, nor any other paper that re-
prints it's slanderous articles purely
for campaign effect and then claims
friendship for these honorable men.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15

Speaking about alleged irregular
tiles of the late primary. of which
the Hartford Republican is making
much ado anent the district candi-
dates in the Judicial race, what
about our own Ohio county and the
Republican side of the matter?
Weren't things brought to the boil
ing point right around Hartford and
in other places in the county and
various charges of irregularities"
INDUCED in? Why doesn't the Re-
publican come closer home and give
this matter an airing?
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15
WILL FILL A WANT!

Since the suspension of the
Louisville Weekly Courier
Journal, there has been quite
a demand for a weekly Ken
lucky newspaper that gives
all the more important state
news, as well as the general
news, crisp editorials, good
Stories, timely cartoons and
illustrations.
There is no such excellent
paper as the
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15

AS a sample of the underhand
methods used to prevent the manu-
facture of munitions of war in this
country. ostensibly to be shipped to
the Allies. is the case of DR.. Con-
stantin Dumba, the Austro-Hunga-
rian Ambassador. He was entering
upon general order to call out on
strike all Austro-Hungarian subjects
who we're aiding in the manufacture
of war munitions. when apprehend-
ed by an intercepted letter. DR..
Dumba claims that he was acting
under instructions from his govern
ment. President Wilson. as soon as
practicable. asked for DR.. Dumba's
recall.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15

Col. Ed p. Morrow, Republican
candidate for Governor, has opened
his campaign and his speeches con-
sist principally of a general knock
on the Democratic administration.
This of course is to be expected. But
he might add much interest to the
subject by telling what Republican
administrations have done for Ken
lucky, especially the last one under
Gus Wilson. The people of Ken
lucky have had several samples of
Republican rule and they don't like
It. They want no more of 1t.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1915-09-15

Edited by Urey woodson.)
1t comes every Wednesday
and Saturday, 40 pages a
week or more), and is up-to-
date in every regard.
Try the Twice-a-Week Mes
senger for a year in connec-
ton with the Hartford Herald.
Both papers, one year for
$3.50. All clubbing subscrip-
tons should be addressed to
Herald, Hartford, KY.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-09-29
Groceteria is Latest.

John. go down to the groceteria
and get the provisions.
So speaks Mrs. John in Venice, Cal.
and John dons his hat, ambles to the
groceteria around the corner. picks up
a market basket from a pile by the
door and passed down the counter,
picking up here parcel of tea or
sugar, and there pound of coffee or
a dozen eggs. When he has filled
Mrs. Johns order he walks to the
cashier, pays his bill and trudges
homeward.
Southern California, where the
cafeteria is found in its primitive
native state, is believed TO have
developed the first groceteria, which
admittedly is modelled after its prolific
omnipresent cousin.
Groceries are ready in parcels for
purchases, with the amount penciIed
on the packages You help youlself,
Its proprietors claim, that because Of
doing away with statesmen or delivery
boys, the groceteria's prices are lower
than those of the standard store.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-09-29
500 REWARn 400

The readers OF this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure In all its stages. and
tina, Is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure now known
TO the medical fraternity CatRrrh
being q constitutional disease. requires
a constitutional treatment. Halls Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the systm. thereby destroy
ing th foundation of the disease, and
giving the patient strength by building
up the constitution and assisting ma
ture in doing it's work. The proprie-
tors have SO much faith in It's curative
powers that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that it fails to
cure Send for list OF testimonials.
Sold by all druggists. Price, 75 cts
Address, j. CHENEY & co,
Toledo, Q
Take Halls Family PILLS for Con-
sumpttop
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-09-29
CRYING FOR HELP.
Lots Of it in Annapolis But Daily
Growing Less.

The kidneys often cry for help.
Not another organ in the whole body
more delicately constructed;
Not one more important to health.
The kidneys are the filterers Of the
blood.
When they fail the blood becomes
foul and poisonous.
There can be no health where there
is poisoned blood.
Backache is one of the frequent in
dications of kidney trouble,
1t is often the kidneys cry for help.
Heed it.
Read what Doan's Kidney Pills have
done for overworked kidneys.
Read what Doan's have done for An
uapolis people
Mrs. Laura Armiger, 25 Jefferson
St. Annapolis, says: My kidneys
were in bad shape and had headaches
was also dizzy and nervous. Doan's
Kidney Pills soon gave me relief.
My kidneys became normal and the
pains left. l recommend Doan'
Kidney Pills to anyone who has kidney
trouble +"
Price SOC, at all dealers. Dom
simply ask for kidney remedy get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Armiger had. Foster Milburn
Co. Props, Buffalo. N. Y.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1915-09-29
SEPTEMBER %. 1916.
snap SHOTS

About the only time a woman
ever overlooks bargain is when she
selects a husband.
The imprudent man reflects on
what he has said and the prudent man
on what he is going to say.
What a mother lacks in skill she
makes up in enthusiasm when she at.
tempts to clip her boys hair
Many a man has discovered after
mixing politics withshis business that
ne has poor politics and no business.
A rsgtime philosopher says it is
an easy matter to tell what kind Of
wheels man has in his head by the
spokes that come out of his mouth.
a spinster sees nothing interesting
in the wedding license column.
1t will be observed that all the
rear guards at home are still fighting
nobly
-" Manned soldiers learn new ways
of support II Headline. Wooden legs? :?
Booze is such a good thing that the
saloonists want their bartenders to
keep sober.