The Hawaiian gazette., 1915-08-20
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Abouf'P Paradise
Newspapers Are Delayed With
Columns Of Rare Dope Re-
garding Hawaii Mel '.'

TT EARKEN TO the oratund neeents
III of your erstwhile friend and
= visitor Senator MARITIME Of New
Jersey, the only member of the con
gressional party who never forgot his
part as statesman, but always looked
Il, talked Il and acted it. '67. '.E7.s
just now the Senator Is writing
double measure editorials for the Plain
field New Jersey Press on Our Isl.
and Possessions. - He took his super
latiyes back home with him and is
scattering them abroad with the same
! reckless profusion, sure that the supply
is inexhaustible. d. h. .&
'Ye Godsi Them Elegant Eats
Honolulu made a hit with him.
"That paradise Of a city, he calls IL.
Everything made hit with him. Man
ager Thiele win be delighted to hear
that the senator is still smaeking his
lips at the delicious menu" presented
to him at the Young, that the Moana is
pretentious and artistic" and that
it is filed with rooms can nicely fitted
and furnished. -. b..
Having been shown to his room "all
nicely fitted and Furnished with chairs
and tables and beds and other unex-
1 peeted Injuries, the senator was re-
assured and soon began to think Of eat
ing again. ...,
Climate Fine--You Bet
"In little while, y he writes, 1--WE
are ready FOR dinner. We ask for the
dining room and are shown n large an
mex, open on all sides, all screened and
fairly hanging over the blue ocean. Ye
godsl What a place for party of
hungry Jerseymen to dinel The menu
furnished was equal to the best in the
country. .
The senator has little separate rap
ture over the climate.
1.-THE climate to me-" he writes, is
ideal, no frost nor snow, bloom all the
year. Though warm in the sun, the
nights are cool and most always a
good ocean breeze prevails.
Lessons Per School children
Representative Burnett Of Georgia is
still writing to his friend Dear Mr..
Editor" of the Gadsden (Alabama)
Times News. He suggests to "the
young people who are attending school
that they preserve these letters as they
may be helpful to them in the study of
geography and history"
Before getting down to wild eats, the
absence of snakes, Pearl Harbor, the
ancient Hawaiian worship of the shark,
the fish market and the 1oprishing
groves Of oranges and lemons, which,
however, are not so profitable as sugar.
rice, pineapples and bananas, and so are
| not raised for the foreign market, he
slips in a little commercial informa.
| ton.
freight rates." he writes, ,"have
been very high, as a few steamship
lines control all the commerce and II
| is easy for them to pool their rates
aud make them excessive F.. 49,.
Papaias Aid Digestion >.
! His indigestion having been bene.
fitted by the peDsin in our papaias, he
4 praises them. To be sure, he did not
learn to spell them, but he ate and
/ learned to like them, which is more
important, and he regrets that they
do not grow in Alabama.
The picturesque fish market interest,
/ ed him, as 1t has mahy another tourist.
~ visited the FISH market At Homo
/ lulu" he writes, "and saw more vari-
cites of Ash than I ever dreamed were
caught in Hawaiian waters. saw some
that were perfectly red, others white,
! green, black, striped and all other
| eolors. l advise your readers who 60
to the Panama Exposition in Gan Pom
cisco to be certain to visit the Hawaiian
! exhibit, where they will see many vari.
cites of these fish.
| Jeff Tells OF Beatin'
jeff McCarn is doing his little bit
of publicity for the Islands, too. 1t
appears that the astonishing interview
already published here, which he gave
out on the mainland, describing how
"most of the best people on the islan1
favor holding prize fights" and how
he himself twas set upon by crowd
and terribly beaten" as a result o.
"his attitude in that matter" was
supplied to one of the press assOcia
ti0ns, which sOwed it broadcast over
the land
The clipping published here appear
| ed in a Long Branch (CalifOrnia) ma
per. Now come the Waukeegan (Ilh
nois) Gazette. and others, publishing
| the Identical interview under the samt
date line, showing that il was foisteC
of on to some unsuspiciOus newspaper
man in Washington and thence dis
tributed over the entire country.
Probably Not Coming Back
All for all, the interview seems sutii
' cient confirmation Of the original an
notincement by The Advertiser that
= McCarn ism 7 coming back.
The headline OF the Gazette over this
interview is: "District Attorney OF
Hawaii Has Busy Career Well, thai
was true, anyway.
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