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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-02-01
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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-02-01

Glasgow, Oliver, Yent Porter. vii.
helm, Hsgerman, Kivett, Mahr, Marks
and Fannin.
On January 18th, Mrs. A. F. whitel
side gave five hundred party ii
honor of her sister-in-law Mrs
Brunsens, formerly Miss Matte White
side, OF this city. Delightful refresh
ments We're served, and both tns
ladies and gentlemen voted the even.
ing one OF the gayest of the NAM
parties of January, 1915.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-02-01
DEMAND AUSTRIA
CONFISCATE GRAIN

Venice, (via London,) Jan. 3f.-Dis-
patches from Vienna state the city
council and the press are demanding
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-02-01
John Ruge, Mrs. John Wakefield. Mrs.

B. D. Morris and Mrs. Laura Coombes
were the leaders for the evening. Ow-
ing TO the courtesy of the manager,
Mr. Lam Buck, the hotel was placed
at the disposal of the club and the
spacious. brightly lighted, well heated
hotel made a pleading setting for q
pretty party. Recently Mr.. Buck has
had the Franklin Thoroughly over
hauled and a new story added. The
several chambers have been improved
by extra windows and greater lights
On the whole the building is greatly
improved.
On January 22nd. Mrs McGuinis
and Mrs. Manuel gave a card party
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-02-01

with william Travers Jerome out
of the Thaw case the public will, at
least, be spared few interviews on
the subject
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-02-01

A South Carolina doctor thinks it
Is dangerous to eat strawberry short
cake. II Is certainly dangerous to the
finances at this season.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-02-01

Attorney Jerome has been dis
charged from the Thaw case by the
state OF New York on account OF the
expense. Thaw ought to be willing to
take him out of the cold as an attorney
for the defense.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-02-01

The Kniser Is fifty-six years of age
but IL il a safe bet that he feels at
least two or three hundred.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1915-02-01

Strange. but Emperor Franz Joseph
according to the dispatches. hasn't
died for at least three weeks.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-13
Kansas Comment
RAILROAD RATES.

the Hast OF q series Of ave artic!ee
nresentinr the railroads side OF inc
rafIroad question appeared In TINS pa
per last week. The articles were ps.~
for by the railroads at reguiar aosS
Using rates and were written Tor tne
purpose Of informing the puDnc -
to the true condition of circumstance1
facing the railroads OF this country -
the present time. The railroads nsvo
been frank with the public In IN.
series Of articles and have endeavored.
to give all the facts and informatlon
and reasons why an increase In ffeIens
and passenger rates should be granted.
The public on the other hand has Pc
gun to feel that mot all the stories
they tell on the railroads are true
and that there is some merit in their
demands The railroads are the
largest employers of labor, the largest
buyers of steel. coal and lumber IN
the nation, as well as the heaviest
In addition to this they haul freight
for half the cost charged by the gov
eminent owned railroads abroad. On
the other hand the labor Is constantly
demanding more. Adverse legislation
Is exacting expensive demands from
thing the railroads buy ts on con-
stantIy rising market. A knowledge
Of these facts has changed the attl-
tude of the public toward the rail-
roads and 1t is united in the belief
that they are entitled to fair play. The
public has no right to expect service
from q individual or a corporation at
less than that service costs. II the
rates now In existence are inadequate
to maintain the roads up to their pres
ent standard. provide for improve
ments and extensions, and return q
fair rate Of interest on the investment
they should be ADMINISTRATION
Signal
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-13


wearily. 1T i addressed to Miss l.
Wingfieldg'
There was silence around the table
for an instant Then before Mrs. Mum
son could move away Asa Root got up
and held out his hand.
Il will take that letter IL you please,
Mrs- Annson- 1t belongs to Miss
Wingfield-I know-because sent 1t
to her! Perhaps you may recognize
my handwriting!" He took the valen-
tine from Mrs. Munson's reluctant
hand and, going around the table, laid
II beside Ida Wingfield's plate, then
he placed q hand on her thin shoulder
with q protecting gesture that brought
amazing comfort to the lonely teacher.
All the beautiful color came back to
her face-she was young-radiant-
beloved.
Perhaps Miss Wingfield will tell
you that she is going to marry me
very soon." said Mr. Root confidently.
although this was not only news to
himself but to Ida Wingfield as well.
The ideal" interjected Mrs Mum
SON.
Tell them-are you. Ida?'' whis-
pered Mr.. Root eagerly.
Why-yes-of counsel" murmured
Miss Wingfield shyly, and that was the
only proposal of marriage that she
received from the bookkeeper; but
when Easter dawned there were two
weddings from the Munson house and
one of the brides was Ida Wingfield.-
Copyright, 1915, by the Mcclure
N -WSpaper Syndicate.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-13
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
[From the Chicago News.

[From the Chicago News.1
Be good and you'll be happy-may-
be.
Fish are wire. They begin business
on a small scale.
Gossip is a deadly gas that is often
fatal to friendships.
A mans wisdom isn't as interesting
as woman's intuition.
II the world doesn't understand a
man 1t calls him a crank.
Any girl who thinks as much Of a
man as she does of herself will do to
tie to.
Even after a man sees where he
made a mistake he keeps right on
making more.
These ultra modern skirts are evil
are about knee deep.
After a girl gives her hand in mar
riage she may discover later that she
put her foot in it.
When a man tells a joke to half q
dozen women and they all laugh but
one. that one is his wife.
Most people would rather blame a
man for what he doesn't do than give
him credit for what he does.
A woman may not accept a pro-
posal of marriage, but she always adj
mires the good judgment of the man
who made it
1t is always more or less of a shock
to a woman when she discovers later
in the game that her husband really
did not know what he was talking
about.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-13
Globe Sights
BY THE ArcHIsoN GLOBE.

A man is no better than his stom-
ach.
Many men regard patrioti-rl as a
meal ticket, there being many politi-
clans.
It's probably true that your personal
enemy has no more sense than you
have.
There are men who have made
money gambling, but they didn't keep
it that way.
Don't spend too much time seeking
the cause of the excitement; frequent
ly there is no cause.
Two most pitiful sights are a man
trying to quit smoking and a woman
trying to keep young
There should also be a Fish Worm
Day each year, SO the banks could
have another holiday
Jude johnson was knocked senseless
twenty years ago, and Short jerks says
he has never come to.
A woman can get tired of having
her husband around without being
willing to let him go anywhere else.
When something happens in any
town the reporters are always suppOs-
ed to write that the police are investi-
eating.
A dog and a woman occupying the
tonneau of a luxurious limousine also
add something to the growth of the
Socialist party.
An Atchison pastor refers to q men,
Der of his congregation as a '.jitney"
The member usually contributes five
cents to q good cause.
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WSAI BY rms E4NZ4LKER

and had taken the blame for the
broken bush. eA.e
Rose begged to take Elsie her SUM-
per. but Mrs. Fisher said, ..No. Elsie
has been disobedient and mus &C..
punished oe
When bedtime came Rose cried and
begged to be allowed to kiss Elsie
sooo-nl8nt' but Mrs. Fisher was firm
anu WouIo not let her see Elsie Elsie
would not say anything EXCEPTING ~
o1d II, mother" and ali her rnothor..
pleading could not make her sev
Mrs. Fisher could not .,een
knew both little girls were nh, Lua sme
and she was perplexed as well as M
happy as uH-
BY and by she saw little white fi~.
r une s'an1lng In the doorway Of her
It was Rose and .hs she she =. asked.
side and threw herself on the floor
sobbing, Please, please let me 70 r.
Elsie. she said. II am a bad. wicked
s r. ! proke the rose bushes running
ai.er the kitten, and Elsie knew IL
oh, dear: OH. dear. 1 wish 7 wer.
dead, 1 am SO wicked"
mrs. Fisher picked her up and be,d
ner IN ner arms Don't cry" she
said; tell me all about it,, se
Il didn't think Elsie wou,d 90.
did IT,. said Rose Please let her A ~e
out tomorrow and make M ste, 20
my room ~ stay IN
6S you sorry you told a fu1.>
nooq asked Mrs Fisher
"a am am 30 sorry that am sick here.
salo Rose. putting one little hand ove-
ner neart Let me go to Elsie n,e..a
Please. she pleaded "e'
Mrs. Fisher led her to Elsie. ro.
Are you awaken she asked Fl.;o H.
ps' motner. Elsie replied.
Rose ran to the bed ana nut -.
her close to her. ie hugsed
am sorry! am SORRY" Rosa ,r,.,,
you GIG It. but know it was hec. ny
you oid not want me to 20 sw",, a.ss
! am bad and wicked. for I lei wy, ah ~
punished. wish 1 were dead sou pe
Don't cry" said Elsie: II for-,,.
you; and You won't tell another stnr,s
Will you,, Rose? Please don 20. o1ys
4 never win as long a. / i've.
swered Rose. HSe' an
Rose did not 20 back to the rs.
Fisher adopted her. Her Low. -
Elsie cured her OF TELLING fsisehI LOT
a and two . little girls never loved each
Copyright, 1915. by the 49,
Newspaper Syndicate. New York Ssses 4
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-13
A New Game Bird.

The man from Montana was eating
lobster Newburg the other night in q
Broadway restaurant.
HOLSTERS are common enough to
you people here on the seacoast," he
remarked to a New Yorker, but
when one gets well inland the fresh
lobster becomes a bit more Of a now
city. Not that we don't get plenty
of Holsters in Montana, but, naturally,
there they're not as numerous as
down here, and they are regarded az
more of q luxury.
This fact was brought to my atten-
ton one night recently in q hotel in
Butte. got in on a rather late train
and went into restaurant about 8
O'Clock in the evening for dinner.
happened to feel like eating a grouse
or a duck or something of that sort. 1
glanced at the menu and failed to see
any birds.
Haven't you got any grouse or
other game?' I asked the waiter.
We amt got any grouse was the
reply. The only game we have is lob
sters.' New York Times.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-13
Jayhawker Jots

According to the Lyons Democrat.
no man can blow his own bubble OF
fame; some one else must furnish the
wind to do the job up right.
The Butler County Democrat ex-
plains that the difference between a
fast young man and a clock II that
when a clock is fast you can gener-
ally regulate 1t.
AS the Pratt Union says: Some act
as though they believe that all per-
sonal duty and obligation to an erring
man or woman ceases when that indt-
vidual goes astray.
An excellent analysis. from tho
Phillips County Post: Most of the
current war news still continues to
be SO authentic that it is impossible
to decide how it is going or who has
the lead.
A travelling man who had spent a
most enjoyable evening with a town
girl, tells the Horton Headlight-Com-
mercial. went into the hotel a few
minutes later and remarked:~ well.
even If it is way after midnight. I
must write letter to my wife. One
of the children is sick at home SO /
want to do all can to encourage the
missus."
U. r. OLyre. who has a column
headed Hard Boiled Pickups in the
Cassoday Times, tells this one: A few
Nayo o6O q yOuh6 AdOy "a oOOul OWCCt
sixteen (non-resident) made connec-
lions at the depot about five minutes
before the 1918 passenger whistled
for Rosalia. Somebody yelled ''yuh'll-
haf-ttu-urry." That always gets a
young lady excited. She purchased
her ticket all right and managed to
get her purse slowed away safely with
out splitting her change on the floor.
Then she took good long breath and
calmly walked out on the platform
to gaze at the scenery. But alas.
there was her trunk unchecked and
the train in sight. The thermometer
Immediately went to 100 in the shade
when she made a lunge for the ticket
window and exclaimed, "Oh Mr.
Agent. my-my-tr-. I have a chunk
to treck-I mean I have a treck to
chunk, 1 mean I have-Oh rats hur-
ry up. don't you see I have some
chaggage to beck. you bloomin' yaller
hammer" BY the time she got I'M
tangled her check was ready and she
rushed out of the waiting room
looking daggers" at Harry Clark who
was over in the corner sitting on the
safety valve to keep from yelling.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-13
QUAKER siED1rAr1oNs.

from the Philadelphia Recordl
Even in freezing weather the cheap
skate doesn't cut much ice.
Nell-"He's quite q rounder, isn't
he?" Believes. also q flatterer."
Experience is a good school, but
some Of the pupils are more apt than
others.
The man who is to be operated on
for appendicitis is generally sure of an
opening.
The first thing to learn in trying to
be popular is to keep your troubles to
yourself.
When some people are behind in
their rent they feel that they are really
that much ahead.
The fellow who tries to drown his
sorrows generally forgets to tie a stone
around the neck of each one.
1t is good plan to aim high. but
at the same time MANY a man aims
high who sometimes misses train.
The people who don't like winter
should try to convince the thermom-
eter tnat there IS plenty of room at the
The girl who sits on a fellows Ian
before they are married sometimes
isn't satisfied unless she sits all over
him afterwards.
Blobbs-"Why did you ask that fell
low Harduppe to lend you ten dol
iars?' Slobbs-"Oh. just to keep him
from asking me-"
"One swallow doesn't make a sum-
mer. quoted the Wise Guy. mo, but
one grasshopper can make a sprinr-"
giggled the Simple Mug.
Tommy-'.Pop. blonde hair is light.
isn't lit" Tommy's Pop-"Yes. INV
son." Tommy-'Doesn't it weigh lust
as much as brunette hair?"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-13


HE:
Dear lady, I am sending you
A ruby heart-Accept It, do,
AZ symbol Of this heart Of mine,
Whose ev'ry throb and pulse are thine.
50 daring. tearing much, sue
For heavens best gift. for you, for you
Oh, grant, pray, some little sign
That you accept my valentine!
SHE:
In Its white case, like flame ON snow.
Your ruby heart fies all aglow;
fear me much tbs not discreet
TO own find It passing sweet
I'll place your heart 'gainst mine, that so
Twill hear mine gladly, proudly beat
It's thus your valentine greet.
1913
HE:
Say, grille, as st. v. is due
parcel post silk socks to you.
j hope they fit; the size Is nine.
The clocks upon them beat my time!
sorter wanted (catch the clewD
To show that could stand for ron.
You always were a pal Of mine
You'd better cop your valentine.
They came: those clocks are not so slow,
And when I dance, they'll surely "go''
The sentiment was awful sweet
never knew that you could bleat
Soft things like that and verses throw;
And though hate to tell you so,
You surely have all others beat
Wen talk 1t over when we meet.
%. C. A. Child, in Judge.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-13
From, Other Pens
wAsrREL coMMoNwEALrHs.

The multiplication Of Minnesota's
talents proceeds at q rate that must
leave her sisters ruefully conscious OF
the saddest words Of tongue or pen.
Her auditors pertinacity in discover
ing that previous estimates of tho
public land values were all too low is
nothing less than an attempt to rub 1T
in. Last year the prediction was that
Minnesota, from her iron, timber and
farm lands, would ultimately have q
fund of $20O,0OO,O00: now it appears
that 1t will be still greater, and may
be much greater. Her iron lands this
year bring in a million: by 1920 they
should bring in four millions North
and South Dakota are abetting her,
moreover, in the humiliation Of the
remainder of the west. Each 10 likely
to have, in the END, a fund of above
$5O, ZOO, 000-the one having 100000.
the other 100000 acres. In painful
contrast Iowa has sold all but 200
acres. and has $4,8OO.OOO to show for
1T; Wisconsin has sold all but 10000,
and has a debt; Michigan has sold alk
and has $5.800,000; Illinois has sold
all, and has $1.2OO,OOO. The original
patrimony of each of these states was
from 100000 to 100000 acres.
Texas alone Is an exception, with an
enormous area expected ultimately to
accumulate $8O,0OO,OOO. All these
wastrel commemorative must now suf.
fer the spectacle of Minnesota BUYING
their state bonds and batfenfng on tho
INTERESTINGLY York Post
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-13
TECHNICALLY OF THE Law


1t is because of the inability of any
system of knowledge to entirely COM
prehend and cover the field of its
subject-matter. when applied to it,
that error exists in all science, de-
clares William w. Brewton in the
lawyers magazine. 1t should, as a
consequence. appear perfectly OBJ
vious. If we consider the cause of this
defect. that all sciences must neces-
sarily be characterized by it, mas
much as this cause, which we have al
ready deduced. is fundamental. ele-
mental. and universal.
But although these statements are
necessarily true. the technicality, as
fault. is attributed by the world
chiefly to that particular science
known as the law. Yet this is large
ly because OF the custom of following
superficial criticism without investi-
eating it.
1t would be difficult to say which
of the established sciences is most
technical. But it should not be said
that any one is, without first making
sure that every investigation has been
made of the science ITSELF in relation
to all other sciences
The chief error. in the past, has
been the overlooking of the fact that
the law 10 but a part of human knowl-
edge, and that its empirical side is heir
to the same defects which characterize
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-13
On the Spur
of the Moment

By ROY X. MOrLToN.

A Winters Tale.
A muffled figure softly stole
On hands and nees into hole
As dark as night. The way was rough
With coal and cans and other stuff.
The place WAS clammy, damp and chill,
As In a dungeon. All was still
Excepting for the labOred wheeze
OF the explorer on his knees
Who sought mystery to clear,
In this deep. ghOstly cavern drear.
A candle shed Its trembling rays,
Dfstorting objects forty ways.
The grim explorer, DER the trail,
With trembling limbs and features pale,
Pressed ever on, TO be. the first
One of his kin to know the worst
Before him haunting fears did loom
That he was near financial doom.
He took timely mental brace
And searched about from place to place
Until a pipe burst on his view.
He found his sad suspicious true.
He lost his moral courage then,
And madly screamed. Fritz up again."
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this side Of all other departments of
the same totality of human knowl-
edge. So that the same essence OF
error must be-true of all sciences,
howsoever imperfectly this fact has
been heretofore apprehended. And
the overcoming OF this error. the DE-
ninishfng of this principle Of the
technicality, lies in the INTERPOLATION
and cooperation of all the sciences
in remanding to the source Of imper-
lection in one the truths gathered
from the investigation OF Others
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-02-13

The gardener told Mrs. Fisher two
of the rose bushes were broken and
as the children were playing near
them she asked Rose and Elsie il they
had broken them.
Rose answered first and said she
did not do it, and from the way she
replied Mrs Fisher told her If she
found out she had done 1t she would
send her back to the Home the next
day.
II did it, mother said Elsie. II
ran through the bushes and broke
them"
You and Rose have been told not
to play near those bushes" said her
mother. land I shall punish you. Go
to your room; you cannot come to the
supper table, and you must stay in
you room all day tomorrow
Eisie's eyes filled with tears but she
went to her room.
Mrs. Fisher was sure that both lit
tie girls had told wrong stories and
that Elsie was trying to save Rose
from being cent back to the. Homo.