New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-17

well. CarTanzy was wTltn ptohlyWdShuIlS
10 the Mexicans an letters 10 Wilson, breath
in the thrue squirt iv the psthrit; Wudthrow
was swallvin' it whole. a yellin to Carranzy
20 90 IL far il he liked an unloadn his happy
thoughts on the pa-apers; Willy was assassi-
natin' Americans an Britishers in Che-wow-
WOW an Shopatty was Robin hen-roosts IN
Canned Peaches an they was all happy an
contnt.
A PEACEFUL ATTACK INTERRUPTS
THE TEA DRINKING.
All " suddint. lootinent " the po-leece
artists some sailors that Joe Danyiels had
sint to dhrink tea at Sanity Cruz. an Wud'
throw sinds McWhirter an ultymatim. pace
fully burnbards Sanity Cruz, trows in the
TROOPS an yells fir madyashun
"F'r the luv " Mike will ANYONE mad
yate?' siz Wudthrow, the tears runnin down
his face. Well madyate FIR ye.' siz the South
Americans A, and c. Who'll we madyatc
wid?' 'McWhirter? yells Wudthrow. But
We don't reckonize him. siz the madyaters
How'll We madyate av ye don't reckonze
hm@
"'Grzashus Hivin, l nver thought o that,
siz Wudthrow Belize Carranzy wud madyate
wild me
But he had nawthin' to do wild it, siz the
madyaters He says yre buttn' in an he
don't reckonize ye at all in Mexican matthcrs.
Gentlemen siz the Prisidint, wild emoshun,
It's MISERY that we madyate in this here
crisis. that the wurrld may rcckonize me
idayas an idayls to say nawthin' (siz he to
-
wid is an unimportant detail Anythin' wear
in bell-shaped pants wild fringe on will do
he siz.
"'Whatll we madyate about? siz A, and
C. Whist, till I line up me dayas, fr me
mind has but the wan thrsck,' sz Wilson wild
winnin' shmile But he continues, the
sthrong pint " me mntality is the broad
guage an the number " sidin's'
FINE POINTS IN DIPLOMACY ARE
SETTLED. MORE OR LESS.
"Furst " all. McWhirter will raysine to
wanst,' sz Wudthrow.
Thin he must FIRE saloot iv twinty-wan
guns sz Wudthrow
"'Hows he goan' to FIRE saloots afther
raysinin'? asks the madyaters. I dinnaw.
That's wan more petty detail siz the Prisi
dint
will ye reckonize him before he saloots
an afther he raysines or vicy-versy? asks
the diplomats.
I'm do nawthin' barrin' what I'm tellin'
ye siz Wilson. "'Tis me irrejuicable mnny
num- he sz.'
"Sorra the day. What's that" asked Qun-
Ian.
The twenty-five plunks Cohen thried to
stick ye, before acceptn six fifty f'r that
SCOT. was Cohen's irrejuicable mnny-mum,"
replied Finnegan.
81 shall insist on namin' tn Provisional
Prisidint,' siz Wilson.
L shall amind the Ian laws SEE Wilson
II shall infoorce the constychushun,' siz
Wilson
"''Tis little they care about y'r Ian laws
or the constyohusun ye have here, sz the
madyaters but will ye stop the war in Colo
raydo?'
Sure tbs the Mexican laws an consty-
chushun l was spakin' w. sz Wilson AS fr
Cooraydo-what business is that iv thers'
"'OhN sz the madyaters.
THE GREAT IDEALIST EXPLAINS.
AND ALL IS WELL.
But siz the gr'reat Idayist TIL issintial
pint is this: While yre madyatin' there must
be thruce. That names that McWhrter en-
do nawthin' an the rist iv us will do as
PLACE. 'Tis to fire at justes we are av we
room tn ceilin'. Go to it, sz Wilson. It's
a cinch.
oh siz the madyaters.
We'll, Dinny, tn A B C's goes to Niagara
an Wilson an McWhirter si1ds delegates,
an they talk an talk. Hurrah' siz the pa
apers, the Prisdnt stands furrum on tn ir-
rejuicabe minny-mum an vcthry is in sight.
Manetime the Navy is thranspoortin' santery
plumbin' to Sanity Cruz, an the sailors is
dhrinkin catnp tay to kape off the chils.
Fred Funston howlds back McWhrter wild
wan hand while wild tn luther he paints signs,
cal-lated to presarve the public healt, in the