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The Cabinet Families.

Mrs. Bryan will assist Mrs. Daniels
In receiving the guests at Single Oak
tomorrow. Mt the tea and reception for
the 7. W. c. A., in which they are
both interested and are active work
ers.
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Others entertaining dinner companies
last night were Mrs. Charles Y. Wheel
er, DR.. and Mrs. Nash, Mrs. Childress
and Mr.. Gerald de C. May.
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the cool weather lures them to re
main here as long as possible.
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Miss Lucy Burleson and Miss Sydney
Burleson will leave Washington about
June Is for Texas, where they will
make a visit of six weeks. They will
stop over in Austin. on their way
down. and will then go to San Antonio
to visit their sister, Mrs. Richard Van
Wyck Negley.
The Postmaster General and Mrs.
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Marriage Licenses.

Marriage licenses have been issued to
the following:
Preston B. Ray Of Kensington. Nd,
and Nancy c. Schuermapn of this city.
Thomas A. Gardner and Jamie =.
Diamond.
Samuel Peacock and Mildred Mae
Barnes.
Norman e. Perkins and Emma NJ. Ed
wards.
Jay Jacob Frank and Edith NJ Gaist.
William E. Eaton of this city and
Kenzer E. Puffenbarger Of Mount So
Ion, Va.
william N. Everett and Juanita c.
Thompson.
Frank A. streeks Of this city and
Louise L Weis of Richmond. Va.
John D. O'Neil and Rose v. Shepherd.
Albert ]. Hendley and Margaret A.
Shea.
John T. McHa,e and Ellen c. Berger.
Frank A. Allmuth of this city and
Ella s. Wickens of Canton, Ohio.
Charles e. Shanklin and Lillian I
Dougherty, both of Baltimore, Md.
Henry P. Wyszyuski and Eva M. Bos-
worth.
Summer Burke and Pauline c. Dutch.
Edgar M. Stanley and Haziel v.
Crump. both of Richmond, Va
Jacob Hirshberg of New York city
and Rebia Seay Of this city.
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Deaths Reported.

The following deaths have been re-
ported to the health department in the
past twenty-four hours:
Effie D. Browne, "a years, Sibley Hos
pital.
Kate Beck, So years. Episcopal Eye,
Ear and Throat Hospital.
Walter S. Barber, "a years. Govern
ment Hospital for the Insane.
Abyrom B. East, 73 years. 459 H street
northwest.
Jacob A. Clevenger, 81 years, 2411
Pennsylvania avenue northwest.
AIoysius w. Neff, So years. 434 /
street northwest.
Mary Davis, 7s years. 2o1 v street
southwest.
David Kershaw, ss years. George
Washington University Hospital.
Charles w. Brotherhood, 66 years,
United States Soldiers Home, District
Of Columbia.
Emma A. Boteler. % years. 1904 Mich
igan avenue northeast
John M. Taylor, 81 years. 81 N street
southwest.
Robinson S. Walters. So years. Tu-
berculosis Hospital.
Agnes M. Kirby, S4 years, 1S4 11th
John connor. 81 years. 7s K street
northwest.
Emma Morgan, Is years, 1890 18th
street northwest.
Charles T. Brooks, "a years, 1850 Scott
street northwest.
Catherine Lovings. 10 years. Chill
dren's Hospital.
Jennie Haney, 81 years, Emergency
Hospital.
Anna Lyles, 50 years, Freedmen's
Hospital.
Annie Baker, 80 years. 1922 5th street
northwest.
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TWO RIDES TOMORROW.
Washington Horsemen Will Be on
the Trail Morning and Afternoon.

Washington riders will be in their
saddles tomorrow for morning and aft
ernoon riding. 1t is expected that there
will be a large representation of the
horsemen and horsewomen of George
Washington University because a pho
tograph is to be made of this group
for reproduction in the Cherry Tree
for 1915-1916, the annual publication OF
the George Washington University.
Groups of morning riders will assem-
BILE in Georgetown at the usual place
at 8 o'clock and probably will cover
good many miles of trails on the Nlr-
ginia side of the Potomac.
Afternoon assembly will be at Pierce
mill, In Rock Creek Park, at O'CLOCK,
and miles of fresh trails will be eX-
plored by the riders. The George
Washington riders are to have their
assembly in connection with the AFTER
noon assembly at Pierce mill.
Rider leaders for the day will be Carl
Won Zielinski and Mr.. Brands
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DIED.

BECK. On Wednesday. December Is. 1915.
KATE. widow Of Adam Beck. aged ffty-nine
Funeral from Mrs. Samuel Baxter's residence.
1909 G street northeast. on Saturday, Decem-
her Is: thence to Ingram Memorial Church.
east where services will he held at I pm.
Interment at Arlington cemetery.
BONNER On Saturday, December 1s. 1915. at
1890 am. at his summer home, Round Hill,
Va. EDWIN PERCY BONNER.
Funeral services Monday. December 20. at 1 80
nriyate 10
BROOKS. Departed this life on Friday. De-
cember II. 1915 at his residence. 31s0 Scott
street northwest. CHARLES BROOKS.
Funeral Monday, December 20, from Mount Zion
Church at 2 pm.
CARTWRIGHT On Friday. December IT, 1915.
northwest. @ TITS isaac u cAaTWRiaHT. asrSsHae II 's''
Funeral from Galbr.ith A: N; E; 2, Church, en-
Der 10. at $50 pm. l9s
/ am, MARY l., beloved wife Of Peter
Cooper and mother OF Mrs. Alyce Duurloo,
William. Rolandus and chauncey Cooper. She
a brother. Walter Thomas
Notice of funeral hereafter.
FITZGERALD. On Friday December II. 1918,
at go An ELIZABETH NJ, dearly he.
loved daughter of the late James and Bridget
'TfS hard to break the tender cord
When love has bound the heart
'Tis hard to say those cruel words,
Must We forever part?
Forget thee? Not tin life is past
To still this heart Of mine.
And not till then will ! forget
BY HER SISTER.
Funeral Monday morning. December 20, from
her residence, 715 18th street southeast at
$50 o'clock. thence to St. Peters Church.
fered at o'clock for the repose Of her soul.
Relatives and friends Of the family respect
fully invited to attend. 18s
Members of the Banneker Relief Association
i 80 pm. to attend the funeral of our late
brother. HARPER aAR6S s SefTHSE RUSSELL President.
JAMES G. BURLLs. Recording Secretary.
HOWARD On Thursday, December 16, 1915, at
pm, MARY A. 4ee Kelsey. wife Of II. J..
Funsra M 3rom her late residence, the Abemarle
18th and streets northwest. Monday, De.
cember 20, at pm. Services and interment
private Hartford. Conn, papers please
copy.) 10
KEARNEY. On Friday. December IT, 1915, at
RoggHniE S e hs1 wife q ths late Dr.
Ksarns n her ,.ss sr,ss1ty srra. fourth yssr
Nd, papers please copyD
IusBY. On Friday. December IL. 1915. at the
residence of her sister. Mrs. James 4; Steel:
iE57 lat street northwest, MINNIE, beloved
daughter Of the late William A. and Sarah
A iusby Of Seat Pleasant, Nd.
trunerai services at ST. Matthews Church Seat
peasant. Md, on Monday December 20, at
$40 pm Relatives and friends invited to
attend 1S
MARYE. On Saturday. December Is. 1915, at
his residence, 1928 rs 2Sth street northwest,
enty-four years.
Intermsnt in Fredericksburg, Va.
HHAFTEY On Friday. December II, 1915, at
1920 pm. at the residence Of D. I. Howell
MEHXTTEY. ased sishty-siI year..
Funeral from 100 Duks street on Monday. Decem-
bsr 20 ct II an lntsrmsnt psayats.
MURPHY. On Saturday DsesmbR - a11x
Mrs BRIDGET MURPHY, wife Of the late
John q Murphy at tAs hene c& hee dsuSA'
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Births Reported.

The following births have been re-
ported to the health department in
the past twenty-four hours:
Raymond F. and Edna X. Woltz. boy.
Ralph and Mary Whelan, girl.
c. F. and Jane Taylor. girl.
Beny F. and Bessie Saunders, boy.
Jake and Lucy Rosen, girl.
William W. and Media A. Leishear.
girl.
Edward M and Mollie l.. Kines. boy.
Herbert H. and Ethel NJ. Ketterly.
girl.
Charles M. and Ethel M. Howard,
girl.
Samuel E. and Mary E. Cuttings. boy
Carmino and Adelina Ciofh. boy.
James A. and Ethel R. Chappelear,
boy.
boy.
John and Eleanor Williams, girl.
Samuel and Annie Taylor. boy.
James and Annie Campbell. girl.
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ILLUMINATED YULE TREES.
To Bear Candy and Toys at the Cos
pel Mission,

Two beautifully illuminated Christ
mas trees loaded with toys. dolls and
boxes of candy for children Of many
nations is to be a feature Of the Yule-
tide celebration Christmas day at the
Gospel Mission, o14-216 John Marshall
place. A Christmas dinner is planned
for the army of poor men, women and
children of the city.
Christmas songs are to be sung, and
the children are to receive new stock
ings filled with nuts and candy. An
organized effort is being made to con-
vey to the minds of the poor the real
significance of Christmas. H. D. Cor
don, treasurer. announces that contri-
buttons to help the needy may be sent
to him at 623 Bond building, and pro-
visions and other things to H. w. Kline,
superintendent, at the mission.
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In Memoriam.

DAVIS: In sad but loving remembrance OF our
daring little , son, grandson and cousin,
today, December is. 1918.
The little chair is empty now,
The little clothes laid by;
mother 6 hope. fathers Joy
In deaths cold arm doth lie. i,S4
No bitter tears had he to shed,
No sins to be forgiven,
But closed his little eyes in death
To oper when in heaven.
BY HIS PARENM
We shall never forget our darling.
Who in his youthful beauty died;
The fair sweet blossom that grew up
anu ~ BY GRANDMA DAWSON.
The month of December once more is here.
To me the saddest - the year,
Because it took from me away
Ny darling cousin Harry. two years ago today.
BY HIS COUSIN, MILDRED HUTH.
HAMM. In sad but loving remembrance Of our
dear husb,,nd and , father. JAMES Hmm. toHs
December Is, 1914.
precious one from me has gone;
voice I loved is stilled.
A place is vacant in my home
Hhic', never can be filled:
BY HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN.
ERT JOHNSON, December Is, 1908,
happy hone was left without devoted hus-
band and dutiful father
Thos. in life the dearest,
They shall return.
Christ when thou appearest!
ETA JOHNSON, j. HAYDEN JOHNSoN, NJ. d.
KERR, In memory of our daughter. MARY
KERR who departed this lie eight years
ago today, December is, 1907.
You suffered uuch you murmured not;
We watched you dag by day,
Until at last, with broken hearts,
we Sd" you pAs' By HER PARENTS. :.
wife. and mother, ELLEN SCOTT. who ae-
parted this life two years ago today DC
cember is, 1913.
We often sit and think of thee. dear wife and
mother,
For memory is the only friend
That grief can call its own.
BY HER HUSBAND, DAUGHTER AND SUN
INLAW.
Sleep on. oh, my darling grandmother:
1t is so sweet to breathe thy name
In life loved thee dearly;
In death / do the same. ,,,
HY HER GRANDDAUGHTER, MINNIE
BROOKS GARDNER.
WAYNE In sad and loving remembrance ~, of
INV dear daughter GOLDIE L. b. WAYNE.
who departed this life nine years ago to-
day, December is. 1906.
Il weep not for daughter deceased; A
nv loss is her infinite gain
A soul out Of prison released,
And freed from its bodily chain.
with songs I will follow her flight.
And mount with her spirit above;
Escane to the mansion of light
And lodge in the Eden of love.
so LONELY, MAMMA.
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Would Enlarge West Point.

Congress was asked by Secretary
Garrison yesterday to appropriate as
soon as possible $42,013 to enlarge the
West Point Military Academy for ac-
|commodation OF 140 additional cadets,
and Sl5, 900 to meet certain special ex-
peusoo Of the army.
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ter. Mrs. A. B. Bolac. Iocs Sd street north
nrf

ter. Mrs. A. B. Bolac. loes 80 street north
Funeral arrangements announced later.
o'BRrEN On Saturday. December is. 1915. at
10 an. CATHERINE widow of the iate
Funeral from her late residence $50 Mclean
avenue southwest Tuesday morning. Decem-
Paurs Church. where requiem will hs
said Relatives and friends respectfully IN
vited to attend. 20.
OWENS. On Friday. December II 1915. st
her residence, the Alberta apartments.
Funeral services at the funeral parlors OF Will
liam n. Scott. 400 sth street southeast. Sat-
invited. % fnterment t. at orange, @ Va.. Mopesy' ens
STEELE; On December Is. 1915. at Greenyir..
Va. EARNEST H.. beloved husband of N. L.
Steele. aged thirty-seven years.
Services of interment will be at Glenwood cem-
etery on Saturday. December IS. at 43o pm.
TAYLOR; Departed this life suddenly Tuesday;
street northwest BARTLETT TAYLOR.
BY FRIEND PERCY JACKSON.
from Metropolitan Baptist Church. Rev. N.
W. ". Norman. pastor.
WAITER In washinrton December 1e. 1915.
Robson s. WALTER. Body leaves Has
am. train Saturday from Gawler's under
taking rooms.
Burial Monday at Lebanon, Pa
WEAVER. At Washington. n. C., December 1s
1915, ELLEN f. beloved wife of Charles II.
Weaver and mother of Mrs. Arthur II. Ros
sail, aged seventy -four years.
Notice of funeral later. Providence and Paw
tucket. r. 7. and Attleboro, Mass, papers
please copy.) zoe
WINFIELD. Entered into eternal rest on FRI
day. December II. 1915 at els pm. at his
residence. 1904 T street northwest. WALTER
WINFIELD. the beloved husband OF the late
Mrs. Lettonia Winfield and the devoted father
of Mrs. Het.ie Winfield Braxton
Funeral Monday. December 20. at 80
Pm. from The Metropolitan Baptist Church.
street between 18th and 18th streets north
west Relatives. friends and acquaintanees
are cordially invited. Ias
WINFIELD.
Members Of the Banneker Relief Association
are hereby requested to assemble at Metropolitan
| Baptist Church. street northwest, Monday,
| December 20. 1o15. 30 pm. to attend the fu-
\ neral Of our late brother. WALTER WINFIELD.
| AARON RUSSELL. President.
| JAMES G. BURLLS Recording Secretary.
WRIGHT. At vineland, n J. December Il.
| 1915 SEYMOUR b. WRIGHT beloved hus-
band Of Ida B. Wright. in the forty-eiehth
year Of hi, age. formerly of Washington,
ID. Q. 10
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Jacob jacobson. sixty. died yesterday
Of pneumonia. He was born in Russia
and came to Baltimore about twenty
five years ago. He is survived by his
widow, two sons and two daughters.
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For the Aviation Section.

For the aviation section the report urges
an increase Of forty-six officers and 40
men to maintain tho present organization
and that restrictions as to marriage. age.
rank. etc. be modified to open the flying
corps to all officers Of the line. On a
basis Of 10000 men in the army, 1858
additional officers and 1850 men would be
needed to organize eighteen aero squad
rons.
A reserve corps to be composed Of en-
gineers and operators Of the commercial
telephone, telegraph and radio companies
and orga nized along lines Of the Medi-
cal Reserve Corps Is also urged.
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MARRIED.

1918, by the Rev. T. Wallace. MARGET
KELLY and IRVING B. BNNIx, both of
Washington, d. c.
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lon of Infantry was excellent: that Of
Company B, 1st Infantry Of headquar-
ters band company, 1st and I'd IN
fantry, and Of Company F. I'd Infancy;
was very good; that Of the Sig.,a!
Corps, of Companies E, n and M: OF
the 1st Infantry and Companies c.. D.
q and NJ, I'd Infantry, was good; that
OF the 1st Battery Field Artillery, Gem
panies D, g, I, K and L Of the 1st IN
fantry and Companies A and B OF the
the Medical Detachment, 1st Infantry.
Companies A and C, 1st Infantry. and
Companies d and L. I'd Infantry, vas
poor.
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Eleven Have Inadequate Drill Halls.

OF the thirty-one organizations (con-
panies. troops. batteries, etc.) reported
on. eleven have drill halls inadequate
for instruction: nine do not af1crd
United States property proper protec-
tion from the elements and theft; two
are not equipped with facilities Tor
indoor gallery practice and two have
neither equipment for indoor gallery
practice nor room therefor.
Evening star., 1915-12-18

John Grant, seventy-five, was found
dead yesterday in the kitchenette of his
apartment, in Baltimore. The gas cocks
in the range were open.
Evening star., 1915-12-18
WANTS 100 MOTOR CYCLES
FOR ARMY SIGNAL CORPS
Gen. Scriven, in Annual Report, Also
Submits Needs Of Organization
and Larger Personnel.

Congress has been asked to provide 100
motor cycles for the use Of the army Sig
nal Corps, because the great value OF
these machines has been disclosed by
events Of the European war.
In his annual report, Gen. Scriven, chief
Of the corps. says: "Our own experience.
wherever considerable bodies Of troops
have been consolidated and in service
along the Mexican border. has con-
f1rmed this idea" He proposes the or
ganization Of motor cycle sections of the
corps.
The Signal Corps is now short thirty
eight officers and 1872 men Of the per-
sonne1 necessary for its work, the report
states, and for standing army Of $780,
900 men would need 173 officers and
1883 men.
Evening star., 1915-12-18

The tensile strength of a paper fly
wheel is far greater than one made of
iron
Evening star., 1915-12-18

10 Prevent the Grip.
OnaAp eause Grip-Laxatfve 'Bromo QuAfre re-
uoTeS tne cause. There 10 only one ss0R0AO
QUiNINE." .. ". orovss signature on bsx. Ma.
-AdyeItdgaWaufa
Evening star., 1915-12-18

Representative John @. Tilson OF
Connecticut has taken apartments at
the Dewey for the winter.
Evening star., 1915-12-18

Mrs. Gregory will give q dance tonight
for Miss Jane Gregory and her house
guest, Miss Mary Taylor and Miss Mary
Bryan OF Texas.
Evening star., 1915-12-18

DR., and Mrs. J.. r. wellington. after
residence on Connecticut avenue.
Evening star., 1915-12-18

Col. and Mrs. Robert NJ. Thompson will
entertain at large musical tonight at
their residence.
Evening star., 1915-12-18

Gen, and Mrs. John L. Glenn. q. 8. A.,
will leave to morrow evening for San
Antonio. to spend the winter.
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Sunset

Nature has something more than
an acc demic value rs FIRST
Office - no; material. bu, spiritual
Day is dying in the west
The curtains OF night are
traasfgured With the blended shades
Of amber. crimson. turquoise blue.
and all the Gpicndor q unts which
defy naming. 8 strang, longing. ol-
most akin 20 ho-nesickneas. rests upon
the soul as VIC admire the sunset,
and watch the day being Graded into
darkness. Suddenly the optical seen
tls' breaks tho muse. aaying u ran
explain IL all 10 you 70 is nothing
but the refraction OF sight. running at
various veiocities through particles Of
moisture. suspended in The air By par.
ticles Of dust" in his learned. AGA.
demic fashion he can reduce sun.
set 90 q mathematical problem. Let
him speak in the classroom. but here
Jet him hold H. peace Here VIC
wish 10 hear him whose fragrance
breathed through all his work. whose
song is The music Of me spheres. ard
whose dwelling Is the light OF setting
suns.-Cornelius Woelfkin.
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HOME THOUGHTS.

Representative Dudley Doolittle OF
Kansas told. at banquet in Strong
Oty, u cyclone story.
"A Kansas man." he said, stood on
the deck OF a liner in a terrible
storm.
Go below. mani the captain
roared. You're in danger here Go
beloys'
No.! The Kansas mans calm
voice rose easily above the roar OF
the gale. No. captain: not on your
life. ] want to see how one of these
Atlantic storms compares with a Kan
sRs cyclone
As he spoke a great wave dashed
him against a cowl. breaking his leg
As the captain lifted him up he
smiled and said:
Well, cap. that reminded me OF
home. only II was a sight wetter' -
Indianapolis Journal
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LITTLE CHANGE IN MANKIND
Scientists Of Opinion That Dispersion
and Separation Of Races Was
Not Rapid Process.

Though II is conceivable that man.
kind may have spread from n common
center over the entire earth In few
thousand years. Prof. Arthur Keith. In
birmingham university lecture. has
pointed out that the discoveries OF the
last so years clearly indicate that the
dispersion and separation into widely
separated races has not been a rapid
process.
The inhabitants OF the lower Nile
valley, though immigrants have ar
rived among them, show clearly per
sistence OF the old types for 5000
years. The permanenoe OF human
types has been also shown in Amer
lea, and a human skeleton OF Yansing.
Kan, found at n depth OF % feet In n
glacial deposit. probably dates back
$4,000 years
The men OF England OF 5000 years
ago had the modern stature. with the
form OF head and strength OF muscle
OF many men OF today. Professor Keith
declared that his audiences had rep
resentatives OF the men OF the Derby
shire cave. In America the red In
dian preserves the form OF men who
lived before the last glacial invasion,
and the predynastic Egyptian survives
in tribes on the Red sea.
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At ANY Cost

Do you think Mr.. and Mrs. Ciyme,
Will succeed in getting into society2'
'Unquestionably." answered Miss
Cayenne. That woman's determine.
ton will accomplish anything. She
kept her husband practicing society
dances TIL he sprained his ankle"
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A Pleasant Way TO hielp.

Mamma" lisped the cherub, while
smile OF seraphic sweetness illu.
minated his baby face, do you know
that sometimes help GATHERINGS
mamma?"
That's nice prompted the proud
parent And what do you do to
help her dear?''
oh" replied the cherub, when
Catherine's naughty. punish her.
Youths Companion.
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Great Invention.

Il reckon" said Farmer Corntossel,
-as how mebbe barbed-wire ought to
be counted az one of the most uSefai
inventions OF the age"
Tor what reason?-
When there's lot o. work to be
done. barbed-wire makes it impossible
Aur a Teller to SIT on the fence an
look on"
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Tho regencrete Soul hath three prin.
cipal faculties as the natural body
hath three principal members. the eye
hand and foot II The soul the eve
is KNOWLEDGE. the hand S. faith Tic
foot Is obedience The soul without
knowledge Is like Bartimeus. bind:
without faith. Ike the man Nth the
witherad hauc: without obedience. }}Es
8ephibosheih. lame--Seleefod
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The Wrnnn kinh

There is a lot of human interest
IN my play. cir. A poor girl. madly
IN love. Is forced to give up her lover
to marry a rich man so she can pay
back a loan made her father at so
per cent"
What are you talking ABOUT
That's inhuman interest"
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Excursion Rates.

The excursion train was we'll filled
When the conductor came around Il
comfortably-seated passenger said to
him: Der ticket dakes me two Ways
for V1n prise, don't it?''
Yes replied the conductor
we'll. den. shust dell me vlch is der
way dot cost holdings. want t. en-
choy me der free ride"
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Generosity in ENGLAND.

Ruined YETI" inquired one bust
ness man of another.
Just doubtful at present"
"How's that? It's cheering TO find
any one who's doubtful"
Well. the boss is just wondering
whether he will give $4,000 to the
war fund and put us on half salaries
or whether he'll drop the war fund
and keep up the salaries. "-Manches-
ter Guardian.
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L abor SAVING.

You managed to get your story
past the censor without much trou-
be, said oae war correspondent.
Yes" replied the other. Il wrote
IT with a WORKOUT fountain pen. Most
OF IL was biotted out before il got TO
him
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Sounds Liz Dewey

I see that Admiral Dewa is com
handing the Japanese feet at Using
Tao" remarked the Old Fogy. Il won
der where he got that name?"
He borrowed It," replied the Wise
Guy. tie wanted to scare the en-
envy
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Not VIII Water. However.

He-I gave Z poor man a dollar yes
terday and tod him to come around
and let me know how he was getting
o..
She-That was good OF you: like
casting your bread upon the waters.
He-Yes. som Sthing like that Any.
way. he came back this morning
soaked"
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Smartness.

Some OF the smartest people in tho
world are vegetarians, said the OBJ
servant citizen.
Yes. The tact that they are vece
taTians shows that they are smart
enough TO beat the beef trust"
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Neiqhbors' ChiIdrsr.

What is the scientific rame Of tho
small creature who is raining your
trHit this year, asked Mira Dobbs.
1T has no scientific name" replied
Mrs. Blobbs. But II h. vuigarly
known as Jimmy Dobbs-
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Not On SUCH a Hurry

This machine can 60 sixty miles
an hOuT."
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