The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-03-22

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AvyELL HERE WE are asaini

VACATION. 0 askg
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NAY. RAPHAEL: sixty days; with
no time on for coed behavior.
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WE NOTE. with alarm. that. ac-
| cordIng Ia a headline In the Roswell
| Record, bitter warfare u pending
between Germany and Russia.
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1T BEATS the band how even. a
conservative. cautious and reliable
journal like the Record occasionally
gets sensatlonslly yellow.
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THE STORY. OF course. has no
more foundation than the aiarmist
rumor recently sent out from santa
re 20 the enec thai House BNl No.
sls. as amended, saves money for the
Taxpayer.
THERE ARE. however. eullable
readers WHOM believe any old canard.
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THE BOY who Invented that story
about the massacre IN the soudan
however. Is the boy who'll learn Who
put the can onto canard.
D.
WHY I LECTURE" Ia the per-
sonai contribution of william Jen-
\ nings Bryan 10 the current number
Of the Ladies' Home Journal.
D.
AFTER READING the same. we
understand more fully William ~
warm enthusiasm for female sunrase.
g.
HE TAKES n women Il would
seem. for a bunch OF eome-ons.
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WHO, should the occasion again
arise. might easily be expected to
vote against a crown % thorns.
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AND TURN DowN a cross Of gold
for any body but william J.
90
ANYBODY who would attempt TO
hand w. ]. the iron cross would sure
draw some oratory.
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on. Gentle Spring.
OF Thee l sing;
Thou art the only
Dead sure thing
That I have CHANGED
To know;
That ! can always
Bank upon;
With every other
Resource gone;
To aus the wind
To Blow.
RETURNING 90 II old friend
william J.. Bryan;-Bil has been dis
tanced.
YES SIR. Distancedi And by an
other William
NOT A GOAT: on no. Pietro; not
by any means.
THE REVEREND WILLIAM sun
day gets 10000 for eleven weeks
palayer.
IN HIS BEST days william J.
never averaged up 10 william sun
day for even eleven days running TO
say nothing Of eleven weeks.
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STILL Il isn't fair competition.
SUNDAY works Sundays-strong.
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1T MAKES a lot Of difference whose
speed limit q happens TO be.
%
Ford stofy No. Aa3iSTss-scrfcs MS
'He had engine trouble. and. rails
ing the hood, found To his pleased
surprise that there was no engine. IL
waa running on It's reputation
D.
SORT or REMINDS you u the
Republican state machine; NOT
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YOU POOR HICKS who have Beer
klcking all winter on the price ol
coal should consider the case of Ar
g%entina. where coal IL worth fib.5I
ton. q. 3. money. with "a freight RAE
from Cardin, wales OF $50.
SURE. there are people worse on
than you arel
WHY SOUTH Africa Is sunerini
from a shortage Of ivory
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AND AT SANTA FE during IN
i uMHH ten MtNMN NUS A
shown 10 run the price down TO Whei'
we can use billiard balls for paving
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WAR CORRESPONDENT Phi
Rader takes four columns To convihe
one that the scenes IN Poland ar
UNDERGRADUATES.
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THE SAME authority advises Una
men in the French trenches who &c
hlt by bullets are considered careless
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SO. ONE ASSUMES. is a fool BAT
|, tloship that uns into "a shool q
mines.
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The editorial brow b. stern;
4 A blazing thought IL niyhf
IN bet ne pens. Ia words ihat hhr'
, ITS time 10 swat the hy.
E cattle board. Is a measure Of plan
p common sense. dictated by ever