The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-01-14


badly out of kilter, and yet we mus
admit we can see no flies on Nez
perez nor Lewis county.
That since the vacuum cleaner dis
placed The broom man can't find
blame thing but his wife's hair pins
to clean his pipe with.
That we plead TO be delivered from
the bone-head, know-it all individual.
who classes all who disagree with
him as fools or knaves.
That lake of fire and birthstone
isn't the only He'll ever invented.
There is the case of the man with a
$50 wife and SIS salary.
That the Winchester Journal still
maintains that it is printed by the
Winchester Press. That knocks the
cider press theory in the head.
That just as soon as all men learn
to live at peace one with another
will nations cease to 60 to war, and
the battle flags be forever furled.
That here's table everybody
should commit to memory: "Three
smiles make one grin; three grins
make one laugh; three laughs make
one happy"
That an exchange says there are
1904 languages and woman can
use them all if she finds dainty,
perfumed, lace-bordered handker-
chief in your pocket.
That we who have health and
plenty to eat and wear sure have am
pie reason to be thankful. 1t beats
wealth and position, connected with
poor health, all to smithereens.
That before you can get her she
can says things with her eyes that
make you feel funny all over. And
after you get her she can say things
with her mouth that make you feel
funny all over.
That we heard the other day of a
certain belle not a million miles
from Nezperce who invariably closed |
the door leading into the kitchen, be-
cause it panied her to see her dear
old mother work.
That some of the wage earners
have not yet gotten over their thank
full frame of mind because Curry
Felt, who was never yet caught nap
ping on his job, was instrumental in
reducing the price of Irish lemons 10
S1.l0-and that is high enough too.
That some people who are absolute
y able to make generous donation
o the Belgian relief fund, come back
It US with cry, "We have plenty
'oor at home" and "Charity be-
,ins at home Not one in ten
thousands of such people are noted
or their generosity for home char
les.
That we actually believe there
re plenty of men right here in Nez-
cree who are so partisan that they
ould rather pay three times the
mount that they could save, if
ley'd turn in and aid the new gov.
-nor-elect in carrying out some of
IS campaign pledges, in the direct
n of curtailing needless extrav-
yance.
That we read of one druggist in t
e eastern part of Oregon, whom we G
lould class both sensible and pro- I
-essive. It is said of him that he l
Is on display in his store pla.
Lrd bearing the following inscrip- 7
On: "We sell Patent medicines, |
1t we do not recommend them If i
~ are sick, consult one of the ;
cal doctors. /
That young man in the Vollmer
ction recently went to the fair
,ung lady's father with this: "Sr,
'ur daughter has promised to be- ! !
me my wife" ."Well," respond 4
the soon-to-be father-in-law, t
DOM come to me for sympathy d
" might have known something t
build happen to you, hanging :
ound here five nights in week" =
That Mrs. William Bonner, p
tender-hearted resident of Copake,