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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
CUTlCURA SOAP BATHS
Followed by a Little Ointment for
Baby's Tender Skin. Trial Free.

They afford infants and children
great comfort, permit rest and sleep
and point to speedy healment OF &c.
zemas, rashes, itchings, chafngs and
other sleep destroying skin troubles.
Nothing better at any price for the
nursery and toilet.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky,
Boston. Sold verywhere.-Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
For the Human System.

For cuts, burns. bruises, stiff neck,
sore throat, sprains, lame back and
bunions, use Hanford's Balsam OF
Myrrh. It is guaranteed. It is for ex-
ternal use only Always have bottle
on hand, ready for accidents. Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
Sure Thinu,

Carrie is a longheaded girl"
"How so?"
Instead of trusting to luck at the
seaside she got engaged before com
ing down, and makes her fiance come
down to see her once a week"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
Why They Don't Go.

How did it happen you didn't go
away during the summer? | thought
you were having an extensive outfit
prepared for you?"
THAT was the trouble By the time
| got the outfit paid for | didn't have
any money left"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
TIE Hhuahty Help.

DO you miss the summer board
ers?"
Kind o." replied Farmer Corntos-
sci. "a summer boarder is right COM
fortin' to have around from time to
time. He amt nigh so bossy an fault
findin' as the hired men,"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
Are They stu Eriends2 2

The young women present were dis
cussing their ages. And one OF the
girls said;
81 don't know what it is about my
appearance. but everybody always
guesses me lot younger than really
am"
And another of the girls answered,
oh, so sweetly:
"Oh, that's after they have heard
you talk, isn't 1t, dear?"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11

do you know, | think Dick acts
rather bashful when he's with your"
Maybe so. but you should see him
when we are where no one can see
u.s."
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11

ralgia. cramp5 in
my muscles, res
sure or sharp pGin
on the top of my
head md nervous
dizzy spells. ' hPu
IT h er Symphonic
showing that my
KidneYs were =
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
SAVED MINISTER'S LIFE.

Rev. w. II. Warner, Frederick, Nd,
writes; "My trouble was Sciatica.
My back was affected and sook the
form of Lumbago. also lad Neu.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
Aetna In One Lesson.

do you think could learn to be a
moving-picture actor?"
Sure you could. Just remember
this one thing: A heaving chest de-
notes surprise. fear. hate or any other
emotion. n."-Louisyille Courier-J Journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
Paw stu on the JOB.

Little Lemuel-What's a book-worm,
paw?
Paw-lt's a worm that would rather
digest book by eating it than by read
ing 1t.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
No COMPROMISE.

rs Jiggers consistent in his vege-
tarianism?"
81 should say he is. Why, he
won't even eat cabbage because II ia
80 intimately associated with corned
beef"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
Explanation.

What's an automobile lunch?"
why, the kind you see put up all
ready for a motor trip"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
SOAP is STRONGLY ALKALINE

and constant use will burn out the
scalp. Cleanse the scalp by shampoo
ing with La Creole Hair Dressing
and darken, in the natural way. those
ugly, grizzly hairs. Price. $1.00.-Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
Sprained ankle? Rub on and rub in
Hanford's Balsam thoroughly. Adv.

There are all kinds of chumps, in.
cluding the one who has ship tat
tooed on his arm.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
The Test.

Il have been chasing a smuggler.
Il call that a pursuit of duty"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
THIS IS THE AGE OF YOUTH.

You will look ten years younger If you
darken your ugly. grizzly, gray hairs by
using La Creole Hair Dressing ADV
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11

Ask anybody about it-Hanford'c
Balsam. Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11

Most Of the so-called golden oppor-
tunities that come our way are only
plated.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
Good Reason.

First Motorist-This is terrible
heat.
Second Motorist-But you must re-
member we have been scorching.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11

The door of hope swings both ways.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11

Smile, smile, beautiful clear white
clothes. Red Cross Ball Blue, American
made, therefore best. All grocers. Adv
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11

Cheap Homes Tssf 10 Sn RSSs rs
Visual settisrA Address u Q. shindleT balhart Tex
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1915-07-31

Life is nearly all desire and regret.
One little dimple has caused many a
fall.
Many patent leather shoe hides an
aching corn.
This is the busy season for the farmer
and the hen.
But Mother-in-law can lay down the
law to lawyer.
The millennium, like most good
things, is in no hurry about showing up
After man has turned down two or
three opportunities, they begin to dodge
him.
Unless man has scored at least one
failure, he is unable to appreciate sue
cess.
ROOMS FOR RENT-In the Spencer
Block. Either furnished or unfurnish-
ed. Inquire of George Spencer
Those contemplating the purchase of
Monument can save money by inter-
viewing Mrs. George Sherman who is
local agent for well known manufact-
urer of high grade monuments.
Piano and Violin Music Pupils Want
ed.-Having decided to devote my en-
tire time to instruction in music, will
now be able to handle a number of
additional pupils.-Mrs. w. H. Roy, Mill
st.
The WIZARD MOP is sold by Empey
Bros. II has become household
treasure, and indispensable for clean
ing all kinds of wood work. II will
take up all the dust. 1t will veneer
your floors and give them a fresh ap-
pearance. We are selling them for
Soc and 800.
Anticipating the public's demand for
theatrical entertainment of a lighter
character and vein, Messrs Jones and
Crane the well and favorably known
Chicago producers have secured new
musical comedy entitled "a MODERN
CINDERELLA" which will be present.
ed at the Temple Theatre next Friday
night, Aug. 9th. The book and lyrics
are by Casper Nathan and the music by
Hampton Durand. A gigantic scenic
equipment and many novel electrical
effects mark this offering as the climax
to their long list of productions. The
chorus is large and is said to contain
many excellent voices, which theatre
goers will recognize as something un.
usual nowadays.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1915-07-31

II all you need is an opportunity, get
busy and make one.
Success is the one sin some people
refuse to forgive in their friends.
We have heard OF the blessings of
poverty, but we can't recall having
ever seen any of them.
One way to improve the memory is to
assume for a moment that you have
everything you want.
When love has occasion to make its
exit through window, it usually
selects the dining-room window.
But man never realizes what fool
ideas he has until after he builds a
house according to his own plans.
Our idea of mean man is one who
spends two-thirds OF his time in getting
money and the other third in keeping il
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1915-07-31
First Methodist Episcopal Church
Rev. 7. Porter Bennett. Pastor.

1890 "How to Destroy the Church"
will be the subject that the pastor will
take for the morning service. You are
invited to attend.
11:45 Sunday School. Mr.. r. T, Nc
Donald, the superintendent would be
pleased to have you present next Sun
day.
$50 Epworth League, Misses Unice
Carr and Ruth Gregory, leaders. Why
not attend?
1880. The pastor will take for his
theme, Bidding Goodbye to Cod
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1915-07-31
ARE YOU FEELING FIT?

Do you envy the man or women OF
untiring energy, strong body and
happy disposition? All these depend
upon good health, and good health is
impossible when the kidneys are d.
seased. Foley Kidney Pills help the
kidneys cast out poisons that cause
backache, rheumatism and other symp-
toms OF dangerous kidney and bladder
troubles -Hite's Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1915-07-31
Citrolax
CITROLAX

Best thing for constipation, sour
stomach, lazy liver and sluggish bowels
Stops a sick headache almost at once.
Gives a most thorough and satisfactory
flushing-no pain, no nausea. Keeps
your system cleansed, sweet and whole
some. Ask for CITROLAX.- Hites
Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1915-07-31
SUMNER ACHES AND PAINS.

A backache that cannot be explained
by having "sat in draft" is more than
likely the result of disordered kidneys.
Foley Kidney Pills promptly relieve
backache, sore or stiff muscles and
joints, rheumatism, and sleep disturb
ing bladder ailments. They put the
kidneys in sound, healthy condition
Hites Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1915-07-31

We desire to express our sincere
thanks and appreciation for the numer-
Gus acts of kindness and assistance
shown us, by our neighbors and friends
during the sickness and death OF our
beloved father and brother, j. w.
Empey.
Mr.. Frank Brotherton and family
Mr.. and Mrs. w. F. Empey.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1915-07-31
St. Joseph's Church
Rev. Timothy Kroboth

August LIST.
1890 a. m. High mass.
7:30 p. m. Devotions and Benediction
Friday, August 6. First Friday.
and 6 a. m. Holy Communion.
500 a. m. Mass.
1880 p. m. Sacred Heart Devotions
and Benediction.
500 p. m. Meeting Of Holy Name
Society.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1915-07-31

FARM FOR SALE-Forty acres, with
small dwelling and barn; 80 acres
cleared; 70 Fruit trees. Located "a
miles northeast of Ellsworth on mail
route. Will sell at reasonable price.
JOE DUPLESSIS, Route 1. Ellsworth,
Mich.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1915-07-31
AL WARDA

will present a repertoire OF
SPHERICAL and electrical trans
formation dances and also his
famous Neil Burgess character
in a one-act playlet.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1915-07-31

Entered at the Dostofice at East Jordan
Michigan. as second class NAH matter.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1915-07-31

We are now in the market for and
will pay the highest market price for
Wool and Hides Phone 159 or call at
my place OF business on Secondst.-
HARRY KING
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1915-07-31

Every man has his troubles-and
most of them wear skirts.
If men received all they pray for,
they would soon be too lazy to get out
of one another's way.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-11-24
SPEAK Only on Invitation.

In the heavily cushioned seats OF a
train speeding through Massachusetts,
sat Josiah White and his wife. II was
the first time either had been outside
the limits Of st. Lawrence county, to
say nothing Of riding In such luxury.
with new and eveT-changing scenery
around them. AS the train neared
Boston Josiah nudged his wife.
"Abbie." said he, close to her ear,
don't say word to me and | won't
to you while we're goin' through this
city. 1t amt polite, unless ye'rs in.
vited."
What"
Yes. This is Boston, tn place
we've heerd go much on as bein' tn
city o. tn cultured. and just over
heerd one o. them distinguished
I'm gentlemen in the seat ahead tell
tn other he wuz goin' to stop on here
because he has been invited to speak
here tonight."-Judge
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-11-24
AeropIane is Simple.

The working parts of the modern
fying machine are Infinitely fewer IN
number than those Of the automobile.
the motor boat. the railroad locomo-
tive or the steamship. Far more com
plex is the operation of a high.powered
motor car than that of a high-powered
aeroplane. Far more delicateiy ad-
iusted are the thousands of parts OF
the steam or electric locomotive than
the mechanism Of the flying machine.
1t is this very simplicity of construc-
ton and operation that has enabled
the aeroplane to Guido in continuous
motion every other known form of
conveyance, except steamers, motor
boats and sailing ships, and these
last named are able to maintain their
motion only because of their huge
driving mechanism, out Of all proper.
ton TO the bulk that is propelled.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-11-24
RELIGIOUS

DR.. w. r. Dye will hold service at
the Episcopal church at IL o'clock
Thanksgiving Day.
Special Thanksgiving services at
the Presbyterian church Thursday
morning at 10 80 O'Clock. Sermon
by Rev. Clyde Darsie, Of the Chris
tian church. A cordial invitation is
extended to all.
A Missionary Rally will be held
in this city at the Christian church
Wednesday, Wednesday,, Dec. ist., under the
auspices of the local C. W. b. M.
auxiliaries. Morning session begins
at $50; afternoon at 1:30, and
evening at 200 o'clock. Several of
the international officers and re-
turned missionaries will be present
and with the local speakers, will
constitutute a. splendid program.
ALI interested in missionary endeav-
or are cordially invited.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-11-24
"whsn Dreams Come True. /"

The conspicuous new thing in To-
cal theatricals will be the produc-
ton here on Monday, Dec. 9Th, of
the musical story of youth, "When
Dreams Come True" The book
and lyrics were written by Phillip
Bartholomae, whose previous stage
successes include 'Tittle Miss
Brown" and cover Night" The
score of "When Dreams Come
True" was composed exclusively
by Silvio Helm, a composer of ma
tional reputation who wrote many of
Marie CahilPs most successful
songs. The scenic effects are
elaborate and massive, and show
many features that are pleasing to
the eye. The gowns worn by the
ladies Of the company come from
the Orange Costume Company, of
New York, and they are said to
be wonderful creations of the
dressmaker's art.
The cast engaged in the presen-
tation Of "When Dreams Come
True" includes many names notable
in the musical comedy field, and no
expense has been spared by the
managers in assembling one of the
most evenly balanced companies
that ever appeared in a musical
comedy.
A chorus Of twenty-four girls, all I
inder the age Of twenty, viii assist
he principal players to give one Of
he most satisfying entertainments
'yer seen in our city.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-11-24
BABY WORKS FOR HIS LIVING
'nfant 10 Found In London Who Hooks
Eyes on cards for HIs
sss Poor Mother.

"a baby aged two and one-half years
Who works for his living By hooking
eyes on card for his poor, working
mother. has been discovered in Lon.
don.
Gravely and industriousIy this
baby toiler placed hook after hook In
IL place on the cord, saving a few
minutes every hour to the mother
Nho earns three shillings a. week at
tl& most monosonous, weary, tread
hfhiStype Of woman,s work that exists.
There are IL hooks and eyes on each
ssft, AMI the worker is paid tenpence
for every gross of cards. First she
sews the hooks on the cards and the
child links each hook with an eye.
Then the eyes are stitched in place"
In Great Britain there are zoe, 900
school children in full attendance who
work out Of school hours for wages.
There are between $4,000 and 10000
haif-timers who do halliday In the
fsctory. and a halliday In the school,
whilst the fulistime workers between
thirteen and fourteen years of age
probably number 100000. From these
statistics alone II can be seen that
over half a million children under
fourteen years OF age are breadwin-
ners There are 10000 factory chill
dren under fourteen and nearly 40O,-
600 children and young persons under
eighteen years Of age working In the
factories
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-11-24

Ancient indian Vehicle That Has Been
IN Use Over Two Hundred
Years.

The ancient carreta. now in the OK
hibit room Of the Los Angeles Cham
Der OF Commerce. has had an event
tul history. as wagons 60. II was the
property Of Alfonso. Tesuque In
dian. eighty-nve years old. Alfonso
said II had belonged 10 his great
grandfather and that II had been ex.
hibited at a local fiesta years before
as the Oldest carreta in the neighbor.
hood. From these facts. well substan.
tiated. and the great age to which In.
dams live, as a rule, this ancient car.
reta is estimated TO be much over 200
years old. II was purchased by Cap
tain Newton Chittenden. a noted In.
dian explorer. antiquarian and ethnoL
ogist now living In Pomona, Cal.
On November 20. 1896. this old time
cart left Redlands. Cal. on It's own
wheels and reached Los Angeles De
cember is. distance OF over sixty
miles. Captain Chittenden accompa-
MED It. camping on the way and
walked most OF the distance. watching
with anxious eyes to see that II did
- A"N " piCScb, hho Jue 0edCOub
wonderful one-horse shay" from its
great age. But II survived the Jour
ney In good shape and was hauled to
the Chamber of Commerce exhibit
room. where. sheltered from wind and
weather. II may remain a possible 200
years more.
81 The wheels are made OF cross sec
Tons OF sycamore tree. 3s inches in
diameter and about six inches thick
at the outer rim. The hubs are Of
one piece with the body OF the wheels
and are roughly extended out to
length of Is inches. Wooden pins
through the axle secure the clumsy
wheels The body is made Of cotton
wood. excepting the tongue, which 10
a twisted and gnarled stick Of mes
quite four feet long. Il was driven
by oxen hitched to the horns with
thongs OF rawhide. It's counterpart
may be seen in the country districts
OF Mexico today. drawn in a similar
manner, as this was when new, 200
years and more ago.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-11-24
BIBLE CLASS BANQUET

The Bible Class Of the Presbyter-
ian church gave a banquet at Rim
go's Hall last Thursday night in
honor Of DIR. W. A. Garfield, Presi-
dent of Central University, Of Dan
vile. All former students Of Old
Central University and Centre Col
lege we're invited as guests to meet
Dr. Garfield. Other special guests
we're the Superintendent of the
various Sunday Schools Of Mt.
Sterling and some others.
A delightful banquet was served
and enjoyed by all present. After
the cigars we're passed Professor w.
o. Hopper, Superintendent Of the
Mt. Sterling Public Schools, in the
capacity Of POSTMASTER arose and
in very pleasing speech introduced
the guest Of honor and principal
speaker of the evening, DR.. GAN
field, who, as is his habit, captivat-
ed all who had the good fortune to
hear him. DIR. GanfelPs address,
after giving a brief report of the
progress of the college, dealt prin-
cipally with the subject of making
an ideal community and the ele-
ments and ideals necessary to this
end. The address was replete with
pleasing anecdote and humorous
stories APPLY illustrating the very
telling points made by the speaker.
Following DR.. Garfield number
of local men made splendid i'm
promptu talks. Among them Judge
Robert Fl. Vim, Centre go, DR.. ".
r. Thompson, University of Louis
vile, c. d. Grubbs, Centre 's7, w.
f. Crooks, of Old Central. DIR. W.
T. Simrall, Of the class of 1860,
Centre College, was present and
briefly to a request for
a speech. Numerous other short
talks we're made. rar
- =
The old college spirit was so
aroused that proposal was made
to organize a permanent Society Of
the Alumnae of Central University
and Centre College to include Mt
Sterling and neighboring towns.
The organization was immediately
and Mr.. Robert M. Trimble,
Jr., of the class Of 1913, was elect
I'd President and O. T. Chatham, Of
he class of 1908, Secretary. II is
to have a banquet at least |
,nce year to get the alumnae to-
,ether for jolly evening Of story
elling and a rehearsal Of the ex-
,eriences of the good old days. 1t
$ expected also that this organiza-
ion will lend whatever aid it mayl
o the upbuilding Of the old institu-
ion to the end that it may maintain
is preeminent position among the
olleges Of the South.
About thirty-fve men were pres
mt in spite of continues down.
our Of rain and a splendid spirit
f fellowship prevailed throughout
he evening.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-11-24
WE'RE NOT DOING OUR BEST
n We Were, We Would Not Have to
DIE In Order to Reach
Heaven.

How mankind defers from day to
day the best II can do and the most
beautiful things II can enjoy. said II.
w. Aabie most truthfully. 1t does
seem that many good people are put
ting on real enjoyment until they get
to Heaven. never thinking that that is
a very slow and risky way OF getting
there. Some people think that getting
into Heaven is going to make a great
change. when the fact is the ascent
will be so gradual as to make little
difference. The Bible n full OF this
idea.
The doctrine that an old crusty, sell.
nsh, deceitful. neighbor-hating man
will turn into an angel at the pearly
gates Is not scriptural. and IL does not
stand TO reason. No. sir; man gets
TO Heaven because he belongs there;
because he has made the best of life,
has done the kindest things, helped
the weak, filled his days with cheer.
good will and good works, and decked
mis- HE with the beatitudea OF his Mas
ter.
We are not doing It SO we'll as we
might. as Mr.. Mabie suggests. No
one does his best No one enjoys the
most beautiful things. II we did, We
would not have TO die to get TO heav.
en- We would then be doing our part
N answering the prayer. Thy king.
som come on earth as II is In heaven
Ohio state Journal.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1915-11-24
THE SICK

Master james Wilson's condition
remains critical.
Master Ewing Flynn, Jr will soon
be able to be out.
Little Walker Bourne is getting
along nicely and is able to be out.
Mr.. Fl. p. Reid is at home after
being in Louisville for a couple of
weeks under specialist and is
some better.