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The Keota news., 1915-08-20
Wanted to Marry BURGLAR.

Kansas City. Mo.-Love may laugh
at locksmiths. as has been alleged. but
love failed when It attempted to open
the locks of the county jail here and
permit Miss Violet Boehm OF st. Louis
to marry Thomas Knight. held In the
jail for attempted burglary. Miss
Boehm is nineteen and knight 10 twen.
ty.two.
The girl went to lawyer and then
called on Judge Lathshaw. She said
she could reform Knight. who readily
agreed.
Il won't listen to such q thing, :"
Judge Lathshaw said. You'll have
to wait until he is free man."
I'll wait for him forever" che said.
The Keota news., 1915-08-20
FOR THE MORNING REPAs1
Some Dishes That Are More Than Usu
ally Acceptable In the Hot
Weather.

In the summer this meal should be
simple and Of wholesome. easily d.
gested food. OF course things must
be tasty. and quite rs much thought
and pains should be expended on
light breakfast as on q heavy one
Foods should be selected in reference
to their suitability to one another and
the season. The Sunday morning
breakfast should be different. Danish
from the Sunday morning breakfast
table anything that 10 served on week
day mornings except coffee.
Here are a few simple menus which
may serve as guide:
Peaches or stewed pears. hominy.
poached eggs on toast. cocoa or coffee.
Raspberries or blackberries. fried
egg plant, toast. coffee.
Blackberries. cream Of wheat, mold.
ed eggs. toast. coffee.
Fruit. cereal. small broiled lamb
chops. with cold asparagus: rolls.
coffee.
Fruit, cereal. an omelet with peas.
asparagus or tomatoes, biscuits. coffee.
Fruit. cereal. q well-soaked salt
mackerel. boiled or broiled. with a
cream parsley sauce: rolls. cocoa or
coffee.
Fruit, cereal. creamed dried beef.
mumns. coffee. Chop flne . cupful OF
dried beef. Put over the flre with one
gill Of cream or milk. Season with
pepper and stir in four beaten eggs.
when thick turn over squares Of hot
buttered toast.
The Keota news., 1915-08-20
Bake Vegetables.

DO not boil vegetables In the old
fashioned way and throw away most
OF the substance In the water.
Cook them in the oven and pre-
serve the flavor and prevent odors In
the house.
This last Is especially true OF sauer-
kraut. cabbage and onions. II you
have no casserole cook them In
granite pan. placed in a pan Of water
In the oven. II to be served with
cream sauce. pour q thin sauce over
the raw vegetables and cook till ten.
der. or cook with butter or meat fry.
ings or bacon.
The Keota news., 1915-08-20

Germans tw o
hundred q u d
twenty II m e 8
since last Sep
tember and yet
Pont .a-Mousson
is still on the
map. This little
French village
is under almost
constant b o m.
bardment. not
because of any
particular de.
sire perhaps OF
the foe to de.
stroy it ruth
lessly but prob
a ly because
the wish IL to
pre- v e n I the
French from as.
sembling large
The Keota news., 1915-08-20

forces Of troops within its limits. and
also to keep them from placing bat
teries at a notably valuable strategic
point.
Thousands OF shells have fallen In
to this Moselle river village and al
most every day they continue to rain
down. There Is a curious thing to be
noticed in Pont.a-Mousson. Only one
part Of the village is destroyed. for
nearly all the shells have fallen within
limited area. A good many civilians.
old men. women and children have
been killed In the streets Of the vii.
lage. but the loss Of life has been due
largely to the neglect OF some Of the
villagers to take refuge at the first
warning in their bomb-proof cellars.
Why the Germans have concentrated
fire on one section Of Pont.a.Mousson
1t is hard to determine. but the fact
that the major part of the village has
escaped destruction leads one to com.
ment on the escape o. many another
target at which shell fire has been
directed.
Two Astounding Facts.
Two Of the most astounding facts
which came to my notice on the bat.
tie lines Of France are these: That II
is almost impossible for the artillery.
men Of any country to bring down an
aeroplane. and In that 1t is almost
equally impossible for an aviator to
drop bomb successfully on the tar.
get which he has selected for de-
struction.
Why is It that the batteries can, hit
their flying mark. and why is 1t that
the man on the flying mark can't hit
the batteries or anything else that be
aims at? These questions must be
left probably for answer TO the scien-
lists. whether they be In the army or
in civil life.
Now IT must not be understood that
the batteries never hit anything, or
that the aviators never hit anything.
Sometimes they accomplish their OBJ
jects Of death or destruction or both,
but much more frequently they fail.
Readers Of the papers learn only OF
the successful attacks.
Much Wasted Effort.
Before this l have told about seeing
French battery doing i.s level best
to bring down a German taube which
was bent on flying over the city Of
Nancy for the purpose Of dropping
bombs on the houses and the people.
The German machine made its way
through perfect storm OF shrapnel
and did 1t unscathed. 1t finally wsa
driven back, but It was uninjured
The Keota news., 1915-08-20

story Of something which happened
in an English coast town which VIE
tied but whose name l am not per
mitted to disclose. Some weeks ago
the English authorities published the
names OF the towns and villages which
had suffered from German aeroplane
or Zeppelin attacks. but recently they
have suppressed the names or the
towns which have received the bap-
tism Of fire from above.
Shock Cures Paralysis.
l went into one English village
which had been visited the night be-
fore by Zeppelin. Bombs had been
dropped haphazard because 1t was i'm
possible to pick out mark In the
inky blackness OF the night. One
bomb fell on hospital In which there
were about one hundred wounded
English soldiers. Not one Of them
was hurt, but all OF them except the
legless ones made q hurried escape
from the wrecked building. wounded
and sick though they were. One SOL
dier who had disappeared was
searched for hurriedly by the nurses.
He was found half mile up the road.
This man had been taken to the hos
pital completely paralyzed from the
waist down. He had been unable to
move either leg and yet under the
shock OF the explosion and the result.
ing excitement he found the use OF his
legs and made a good half mile before
he fell down exhausted.
At the front In France the noise of
the cannonading Is almost continuous.
The big guns roar away all through
the days and sometimes through the
nights when not a small rife Is be-
ing fred. and no charges Of infantry
are being made. or course. the can.
non have an objective for their shots.
usually some battery Of the enemy or
some wood in which large forces Of
men are supposed to be assembled.
Occasionally a battery Is put out OF
commission by dropping shell and
also occasionally q score or 80 Of men
will be blown to fragments by the
explosion OF huge projectile falling
In their midst, but nevertheless fully
95 per cent Of the shots miss the
mark.
Is 1t any wonder that the ammu-
milton bill Is big and that results do
not measure up to it? 1t must be re-
membered. however. that the constant
dropping Of shells keeps the morale Of
the foemen down and that when 1t 10
said that the shots are wasted the
words do not express the full truth.
One Of the most interesting things
which I saw on the battle front in
France. was the attempt Of a French
battery to bring down" captive bal.
loon which the Germans had sent up
from their lines for observation pur.
poses. The two Germans in the bas.
ket Of that balloon must have been
men of magnificent nerve. The range
was not a long one and the first
French shells burst at some distance
from the balloon. Gradually. how.
ever. the shots began getting nearer
and nearer to the mark. but the bal.
loonists with their lives in their hands
went on taking their observation amid
rain OF projectiles until apparently
the commanding officer on the ground
below ordered that they should be
pulled down to place Of safety.
The men who go up in the air to
fight. whether they be Englishmen,
Frenchmen. Belgians. Germans, Rus.
SLAMS, Turks or Italians. are perhaps
the transcending heroes Of this war
Wanted to Marry 1urolac.
The Keota news., 1915-08-20
MEN WHO GO Up IN AIR TO FIGHT
ARE REAL HEROES Of THIS WAR
Two Astounding Facts Noticed on Battle Lines by EDWARD CLARK
Are That It Is Almost Impossible for Artlerymen to Hit an
AeropIane and Almost Equally Impossible for an A"a'
tor to Hit Selected Target With Bomb
By EDWARD q. CLARK.

ls,an Correspondent, Of the Western News
paper Cnion.)
Paris.-Pont.a- -Mousson on the MO-
selle river has been bombarded by the
The Keota news., 1915-08-20

the operator went SeIeueIs Ou MS way
with the machine until the fusillade
became too hot even for him, and he
was forced to turn back toward the
German line where he landed safely.
Stories like this could be multiplied
indefinitely.
front German aeroplane came over
the French line not far from the
Bois-le-Pretre or In English. the Wood
OF the Priest, one OF the most hotly-
contested fields along the entire west
ern battle front. The German intru.
der was fired at by every gun. large
and small. which the French could
bring to bear. Seemingly the day Of
miracles Is not over, for this aero
plane escaped without harm. Like the
other 1t was compelled to turn about
and to make its way back into tho
German lines. but the French counted
it very small victory simply to force
the retreat Of the air foeman.
Fooled by eipIane.
In Paris one day a biplane appeared
over the city. Every German air Wis.
itor for months had come In the form
OF monoplane and so when the bi.
plane appeared the French in one avi.
alton camp thought that the visitor
was machine from a camp of their
countrymen. for the French largely
use biplanes. The machine displayed
the French colors and this fact helped
It unimpeded on its way.
The visitor sailed around over the
Garden OF the Tuileries. the Place de
la Concorde and the Quai d. Orsay for
nearly an hour. Later was particu.
larly interested in the movements OF
this biplane because my wife all un.
conscious OF danger. had been sitting
In the Tuileries garden for more than
half an hour while the machine circled
above her head. Finally she started
back to her hotel and had Just reached
1t when the supposed French biplane
dropped eight bombs. one after anoth.
er. In fairly rapid succession.
The Eiffel Tower rears its head one
thousand feet above the plane of
Paris. 1t is used as a wireless tele.
graph station and on the platform at
Its top are mounted several antiair.
craft guns. The German biplane
which was disguised as a Frenchman
was attempting to take the life" of
the Eifel tower. The eight bombs
which the German let fall were aimed
at the tower, but the bomb nearest to
the mark fell nearly half a mile
away from it.
One Of the Mar.els.
The poor success which ayiators
have In hitting the things they aim
at Is one of the marvels of the pres.
ent warfare.
Not long ago there was an account
OF an attack made through the air on
= German depot at Bruges. Belgium.
French and English aviators in con.
siderable numbers few over the place
and succeeded in dropping bombs in.
to shipyard and on a freight depot
and In doing considerable damage to
both. This exploit was hailed as
great triumph Of Workmanship,
Nothing was said about the fact that
before the successful raid, ten at.
tempts had been made by many avi.
ators acting together to hit the same
mark and all had failed. To hit a
thing once in ten times is not con.
sldered q particularly high average
of Workmanship on land or sea, but
1t seems that the man who can ring
the bell" once in ten times from the
air ID considered sharpshooter.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04

Mrs. Eugene Robinson of Val
ley Avenue who has been con-
fined to her bed the past week
is again able to be out.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04
Jokes Taken Seriously.

Doctor Huxley. the great English
scientist, who (being a good judge OF
mem both admired and trusted Doc
tor Ward CT Oxford. once made joke
about Ward having stake fer here
tics in his back garden. That joke Is
probably known more widely. and
taken more seriously, thar all the
serious debates OF these two great
men.
The same sort CT people who can
only remember about Huxley mira
Gle which he regarded as a legend.
car only remember about Ward, a
phrase which he took as a Joke.
Why hearty levities OF this kind
are ever discussed seriously afterward
must he mystery to any man who
has had any friends: but they are so
discussed-abcut w. G. Ward as about
Doctor Johnson.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04
KNEW The BIGGEST THING
laborers Did Not Exactly Compre.
hend Inquiry, But They Did
What They Could.

Charles ]. Schuh of Irvington was in
Cleveland not long ago and found him
self with an hour or two on hand and
nothing to do. His mind turned to
Lake Erie, and he would have turned
his footsteps the same way but he did
not know the direction. A halfdozen
laborers. who from their appearance
were foreigners, came along. Hailing
one Of them. Schuh asked the way to
the lake. Not man in the crowd
could understand. Schulz asked them
In German, with the same result.
IT'S funny" said Schuh, that you
fellows do not know the biggest thing
about your whole city"
Comprehension dawned in one. He
nodded and smiled and gesticulated
He said something to the others
whereupon they too smiled and bowed
most agreeably. Come with u.s." they
said in signs, and one took Schuh by
each arm. The others organized a
procession behind. Down the street
they went and around the corner-to a
saloon.
The cool and dripping picture on the
window indicated that the kind sold
there were big ones, but Schuh es-
capped News.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04
Book Borrowers Duty.

Have you borrowed book? Read
and return it. II you cannot read it
soon. return it and trust to your be-
ing able to borrow 1t again. In keep
ing it an unreasonable time, you
may be keeping someone else from
the pleasure reading 1t may afford.
Look over your shelves and see what
you have there that should be re-
turned. The man who should borrow
SO little as quarter OF dollar from
a neighbor and fail to return 1t would
not invite respect. Yet it Is quite
as bad not to return book or maya
zine. Who has not had anguish Of
heart to have some choice, dearly
priced volume returned. soiled or
torn. with pages lacking? That Tom
upset his inkstand,' or the baby got
hold Of IT. or similar excuse, does not
mend the matter. The borrowed book
should he protected from such acci'
dents. What was worth borrowing is
certainly worth returning. Certainly
1t should be clear in your mind that
II is not yours but the property OF an.
other.-Milwaukee Journal.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04
Noble Human Faculty.

1t Is a noble faculty Of our nature
which enables us to connect our
thoughts. sympathes, and happiness
with what is distant in place or time;
and looking before and after, to hold
communion at once with our ances-
tors and our posterity. There Is a
moral and philosophical respect for
our ancestors, which elevates the
character and improves the heart
Next to the sense Of religious duty
and moral feeling, | hardly know
what should bear with stronger OBJ
legation on liberal and enlightened
mind than n consciousness, too, that
in its acts and conduct. and even
in its sentiments and thoughts. 1t
may be actively operating on the
happiness OF those that come after it.
Daniel Webster.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04
RAIN.

There are SO many things worse
than rain that we refuse to fret about
it. If we had the toothache every 9th
er day for two months straight we
might growl; II an amateur cornetist
lived next door and practiced regu.
larly we should complain; II bills
were sent in once n week instead OF
once a month, If bores never went
home. il all friendship were mercen-
ary and false in adversely, II sickness
visited us oftener and stayed longer
than health, II malicious people were
many and the kind few we might JUS
tifiably be miserable and remain so.
But so long as SO many worse
things that could be don't arrive It
can rain every day II it wants to.
Most OF our joy is weather-proof.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04

honesty efficiency
private bankers whose
his OF
when
OF the n part.
one OF the most important functions
providing
development railroads
associates himself with
tho buying transaction he subtle purchased
OF advertising
houses ncgf IN the syndicate travelling statesmen
of course tn" banker the
services on the Other hand they the risk the securities which they
d"hhite bought
whoy or in part, the public for another should be unw
REQUIRING much experience organization machinery mud scrutiny This
the
goe through bankers than they The wIngnes
OF the public
udgmGnt the b0n" who macs III" offer and banker who
islcnd the public
ind himself without customer and therefore out OF business In
countries
Of bonds secured by farm morageo Ponds OF this issued
largo
real estate and dctost them security their bonds which h
sold hankCG
time be created in America thus placing the Industry
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04

Ray Foster had an unfortunate
experience Monday night. While
about his duties as night man in
the A. l.. Davis garage he had
occasion to move the Dodge car
purchased by Mrs. Flaherty. 1t
was standing backed up towards
the large front window of the
garage. RAY gave it a shove
thinking to move it only a little
way, but it gained such momen-
tum as to push the big plate win
dow out, almost taking the steel
post and entire front out with it.
1t is needless to say Ray was
badly scared and spent a restless
night thinking about the damage
done to the garage. He had to
pin up a blanket to keep out the
cold. He moved the car to make
room for his couch for the night.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04
Mr.. and Mrs. F. C.. Murchison

Mr.. and Mrs. F. c. Murchison
left Monday night for California
where they will remain until a.
bout Christmas time. They will
go via Miami, Arizona and visit
their son Earl. who has a splen-
did position with copper mine
as a mining engineer. Their
daughters Irene and Nina will
remain here the former at
tending the Denver University
and the latter tea ching school.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04

R. L. Parker has moved from
the l.. G. Elliot house on West
3rd St into the McGill house. Mr..
Orton who has been living in the
McGill house moved to his ranch
on Wheatridge.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04

The Seniors had a masquerade
party at the home Of Miss Helen
Duncan last Saturday night.
The evening was spent in games
and music after which refresh
ments were served. All enjoyed
a very pleasant evening.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04

The w. C. T. U. will meet on
next Tuesday afternoon at 2::30
with Mrs. w. M. Ellis on College
Avenue. Topic The Press. !"
Everybody is invited to attend
these meetings.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04

Don't forget to come to the
oyster supper given by the Arva-
da Cemetery Association ladies
in Barth's hall Friday evening.
November 5th. You'll be sure
of getting a good feed for two
bits.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04

Mr.. and Mrs. O. w. Ketner of
Ralston Creek were in Arvada
Tuesday transacting business.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04
WeiuhinQ a ElY'a WlnQ.

A scale in the bureau OF standards
at Washington-one OF five similar
ones in the world-will weigh with
absolute accuracy anything from
ny's wing TO hO.nnund niece Of steel.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04

fined to her bed the past week
is again able to be out.
Mr.. and Mrs. Claude Fergu-
son and daughters Madge and
Norma. of South Denver. were
the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. John
Jeffreys Sunday.
Mrs. M. Flaherty fell victim to
the autoitis this week and pur-
chased from A. l.. Davis q five
passenger Dodge car in which
she no doubt will take a great
deal of pleasure.
Mrs. C. H. Morian has chang
ed the location of her china
studio from the Crest hotel where
she has been located for five or
six years, to room 2l5 Denh.m
theatre building.
w. H. Light of Arvada, ac-
conpanied by Mr.. and Mrs. Otto
Sholtz and Mrs. Sam Weinbeger
of Denver, motored up yester-
day to be present at the funeral
of r. B. Wall. Idaho Springs
Gazette.
Miss Lee Davenport was quite
badly injured last Saturday
morning by being cut by a barbed
wire. The fence had been fasten-
ed to the ground to allow teams to
be driven over it, and as Miss
Davenport was stepping over it
it came loose and cut one of her
legs so badly that it was neces-
sary for seven stitches to be
taken.
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04
OUR PUBLIC FORUM
Otto Kahn
On Financial Farm Loal

Every citizen who desires to become capable in
business should study banking, every farmer who
wants TO see me business OF agriculture properly financed
should study diligently the financial indus
tries All other lines OF industry have developed financial
a'ltl"s adapted to their needs, We have all OF
financial syndcates authorized by law deal
IN certain line OF securities but in nan
clal channels Will farm securities travel without bonus
In the way OF excessive interest or heavy dis
counts
The most powerful financial institutions in America
are private banks and they the important
Tho MmlmcIll no nLL-,rN In nf
The Arvada enterprise., 1915-11-04
Stray Locals.

Byran Staley came down from
Boulder Saturday to visit his
narents.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-04
The WE
CONDITIONS


The storm continues of the middle
Ahanuc coast lttended By rain and
hiFh winds. Relatively low p~ressures
a unsettled weather, with rain IN
secu0ns. also continue from the Al
lantic coast westward over the east
ern and central sections Of the ONO
valley Fair weather prevails IN the
Mississippi and Missouri valleys. but
rain prevails IN the southwest ana
middle west. attended By a low pres
sure area that -ests over those sec
tons
The weather viii probably clear. in
this section this afternoon and part
~ cloudy weather IL Indicated FOR to-
night and Friday
Local Data
Highest temperature yesterday. 10
degrees. lowest last night. e. de-
grees. rainfall. OLA.
Risera
The Ohio will probably continue 20
fall AZ Parkersburg. but a slight rise
I'll probably continue az Point Pleas
ant for h n IS hours.
II. e. HOWE,
Section Director.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-04
MT. HOREB, o.,

MT HoREL. o, June 3-coy Como
way and T. NJ Powell attended lodge
mnssunE' improved order OF Red Men. at
Mrs. Myrtle Conowav ana daught.r
Sarnet. visited at the home OF Mrs. ia
Davies Friday afternoon.
John Wharton purchased a bunch OF
hogs from Dana Washburn, Thursday.
days last week. N"
ID. NJ. Hatcher was a caller nj q q
Moore's. last Friday.
Mss Jennie Evans also WAS n caIler
at o.. G. Moore Friday afternoon
MISS sarah Creighton. one OF our old
sst ~Sltzens. passed away Friday even
lne, Mey =. Inferred in At. Horel Gem
etery. sunday. May 30. Miss CreiFhton
had been an invalid for the past few
ysSrs. being in her 18th year OF age
Ihere - a reaper whose name a. death
And with his sickle keen.
lie reaps the bearded Ernins In "a breath
ana thc flowers that grow between"
improved order OF Red Men held their
deeoratton services at the Al
- church. Sunday afternoon. Nav 40.
Sult- crowd were In attendance. They
and brother at that place.
I'd yennewein Was a business caller NJ
Ross Carpenters Monday.
Miss Jennie Evans WAS calling n, Glen
Russelis Monday.
sam Simeral was a business caller at
Clossen Lucas Monday
q. G. Moore and Clossen Lucas urcn, IN
Armstrong's Mills TO mill. Monday
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. j Hatcher. OF belmont
x No. : were visiting At Il. NJ. PowelTs
Coy Conoway was out buying stock on
Geo; Walters was cutting weeds for
Mt WsShburn. Monday.
MT. r. NJ Powell and family were
callers at +: j. Hatcher's. Monday.
me people OF his community who
nave Telephones. will be glad when they
can receive good service over the line.
ina IL what we haven't had for quite
but not enough yet.
Erin Albus was a business caller at
Alleoonia. o. Monday.
j.. NJ. Powell and Dorre Hatcher ware
business callers at B~eallsviile. o.. Tues