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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-10-26
HACIA E D

Los peri6dicos de la Capital de Ia
Republica, los 6rganos de la opinion
carranclana, los botafumeiros del al
tar en- que Sc ALA. ambicioso y cruel
Don Venus. Sc vistieron de librea-
azul Y rojo-para recibir Ia MERGED
soberana del reconocimiento ameri-
cano. La bandera de las barras y las
~estrellas, sinbolo del dragon que Ice
cha nuestras libertades, ostent0 sus
dolores en- Ia prensa meXicana ell dia
del reconocimiento tai como en- los
muros de una ciudad vencida ondea
victoriosa la ensena enemiga en- ell 81
ito donde fiotara, antes de Ia derrota,
Ia bandera de los sometidos.
a nuevos tiempos, nuevas costum-
bres.
Hace un siglo que sc venia acos-
tumbrando escribir sobre el verde,
b!anco V rojo de nuestra bandera los
pensamientos glorificadores de Hi
dalgo, e! conquistador de nuestra In
Gependencia. De hoy en- mas habra
que variar un POGO y dedicar un Gia
al quito de las banderas es~trelladas
V 4 la glorificaci6n de Wilson, el adj
ministrador de nuestra Independent
cia.
Va no tenemos que e%nvidiarte ma
da, Perla del Mar Caribe, e~strella
solitaria. desgraciada y hermosa Gu
ba; va los hijos de Mexico como los
tuyos, responder o halagos u los
ultrajes del aguila rampante.....
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-10-26
GENEROSA

De Laredo, Tex, comunican que
las autoridades carrancistas de Nue.
vo Laredo, Tamaulipas, han declara-
do gracioSamente que estan dlspueS-
tas a permitir que pase TODD ell num-
DO al otro lado del rio q darse ell gus
tazo de contemplar las barbas de Don
Venus, cuando ell antidiluylano Pri-
mer Jefe Sc dignc arribar a esa ciu-
dad acompanado de Ia genie que for
ma su tribu. Cuando leimos la refe-
rida noticia sentimos que sc nos hacla
IN nude en- ell pasapan y que nos es-
tropeaba los redanos la emocion.
iYa eramos duenos de poder de-
mostrar. en- un democratico bramido,
toda nuestra admiration por ell in
mortal Y nunca bien ponderado pa
triarca de Cuatro Cienegas!! va po-
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-10-26
WASHINGTON. Orluhrr 10.

Washington. Oriuhrc 10.
Aver present" "t Pr"S!drnt" d'
."> EStado> JnIdo> 81 nova al pu"-
bio ~ -. iran Ju"-o Il" prIoia "i"r-
tuado IN El.ad".ila.
Al vrr!a rntrar Dor 81 rSfr"rho
paSillo uur d.iaba HIRE Ia drnSa
/ mulliiud. lbs rsprrtadurrS Salu,ia-
. na. a in pafria rpiI uu APPLAUSE g.
I rI.,In ru 81 dur adriui> H. la cor
t...ia natural rn tale, .asus trS-
I ~,iu,,iqb,n ru, ,.y mis- ID, ,iuIo-
/. .~i,r,. 49,. .r ,,r m,,ir..r,,i5r In
,,,r,n marta. ~ ,t..s,.n IL. ,~.r,u,rir
.,.oo uan H.. lbs ayioma. ~a,nrr;r3-
ros nm. o,r,.r,. ...,,r ..o -, ropdn
d, t,.I,. L.. ,..,,. ,1,. ,~,.,!i,, ....
, purbIn, ru In rnnrirn.ia narional
! y ,n In individual: "EvrrvhoIv In-
YES = Inyr.. 80 ,t,rir: loio 81 mum
.Io uuj.rr biru IL ,rl, .ah,. amar."
ro,o.ii ..o,, -, ~, ,.;r,,,,.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-10-26
.POL|T|CA NENUDA

driamos decir. cuando 10 vieramos,
como ell Apostol Simon: "Bien puedo
cegar, Senior, despues de haberte CO.
nocido"
Y bajo esa dulcisima impression es-
cribimos estas lineas esperanto sola-
mente para hacer el viaje que nos
coDtesten de Nuevo Laredo una car
IA en- que preguntamos 81 no muerde
ell Primer Jefe y 81 no correra rIesgo
nuestro reloj en- esta especle de pc
r~egrinaci0n 4 Ia Mecca que vamos 4
emprender.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-10-26
;SE VUELVEN CARRANClSTAS
LOS HUERTISTAS?

Tn diablo de aleman, de esos que
traen revueltos 4 medic mundo 20 j
mundo V medio) dej6 d~escubrir cler-
Ia misteriosa combination que sc
traia con e. general Huerta para ar
marie camorra a los c]arranciStas, a
los villistas Y, de paso, acatarrar al
TIC Sam. Las intenciones no podian
ser mas encomiables. Pero he aqui
que tambien han descubierto las au-
toridades americanas que el aleman
susodicho resulto burlado por algu-
nos huertistas que Sc pelaron de cas-
quote despues de haber recibido fuer-
ties sumas d~estinadas 4 Ia obr2 reden-
tora de salvar a Mexico. La cosa,
como Sc We, es b%astante grave. Qule-
re decir, NADIA menos, que los huer-
tistas, con ser como on, enemlgoS
acerrimos de los ~carrancistas. estan
a~doptando los procedimientos de es-
tos de estafarle su dinero al que cal
Ga en- sus manos.
Por esa raz6n es por 10 que pre-
guntamos al principiar este pa'rafo:
;Se vuelven carrancistas los huertis-
tas?
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1915-10-26
HAGEN SU AGoSTo LAS Pull
OUERiAS.

Nos comunican de Ia Ciudad de
Mexico que con motive del recono-
cimiento de CarranZa ha aumentado
de una ~escandalosa ell con-
sumo del pulque, pues los ~partidarios
del Primer Jefe ahogaron su regoci-
10 en- lagunas inmensas del NAL COM
prendido licor. Es muy natural. No
hay NADIA mas grato en- los momen-
tos del triunfo que echar una ojeada
al pasado Y reconstruirio. Hde MIN
guna n podrian reconstruirlo
mejor los carrancistas que poniendo-
Sc una ]borrachera de aquellas que
los tenian un dia 81 Y otro tambien
en- las odiosas carceles dictatoriales.
antes de que Sc metieran a salvado-
res de la patria.
CARICATO.
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
WALL PAPERING.
MADELEY SECOND LOSES.

At the hands of the Epworth bas-
ketball team, the Madeley second five
suffered its second defeat Of the sea-
son last night on the Peoples Settle
ment floor by the score of so to IA.
speakman featured for Epworth, Gag
ing 1S field goals, while Bob Patter-
son and Steele excelled for Madeley.
Boggs also played we'll for the. church
team. The score:
Madeley 2nd. Epworth.
B. Patterson. forward ..Speakman
Gimmell, ... forward ....... Stilley
Steele.
VI. Patterson. center ... Boggs
Steele ........ guard ....... Massey
J. Patterson.
Welsh .... guard .. Smith
Field goals--B. Patterson 2, NJ. Pat
terson, Steele ., J. Patterson, Speak
man 10, Stilley A, Boggs 5, Massey.
Smith. Foul goals-B. Patterson, J.
Patterson. Stilley ,.
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
REGISTERS NOTICE.
=, - --.,---------.-------~------l
Esl,AtlfEL OF Joseph STOKES GoDwi

EslArE or Joseph STOKES GoDWIN.
~ DECEASED.
Notice is hereby given that l.ettsts r.o
lNnitntprN. upon the estate of Joseph stokes
Golwin laic Of Wilmington hundred do.
ceased, were duly granted unto Tho Fsuit.
re 1uesaniee and Trust Company ON III,
'lsHih day Of November. A. ID. 1915. aud a;i
pfisuns Indebted 60 the said decreased ara
requested 20 make payment 20 tho executor.
munds against the deceased arc reouired 81
exhibit and present The same. duly mo.
hatcd, 20 the said executor on or before tbs
eighth day Of November a u 1916. or abide
By The law IN this hcaaif
TIE EQUITABLE GUARANTEE
AND TRUST COMPANY. Executor
Address Tho Equitable Guarantee and
Trust Company Wilmington Delaware
nov9 ood-ot
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
Information for Travellers
Time CT departure troleys Wilmington.
Trains Marked 60 Expresses
PHILADELPHIA. BALTIMORE & WASHINGTON r. r.

PHILADELPHIA. BALTIMORE WASHINGTON R. R.
, r''; s so sd SD ,s sSs 10 &c g." ss 80
s.oi, ga sss'
To P9..sslphis o., q as no.. Os 40
s5s:s. Sis'
~, "" va, g' sa. e o. 's SO H'' = "a q
s ;j: '. !s Il: i;. T.. 5s
.5S. :Ss ss g: JIG ~ g.: 5: i' s' ''
S%: and and T VIZ s sd as = s6
DELAWARE P b. W.
aa2 sr rs Sat-, rs s SSs SATURDAY. sn-s 50 f
BALTIMORE
1851 TO-. 10 5t' eS5. sos '
1o so. S s.s sa5ss 3 os. s.. 1882 P M
NJ Sb7 sa1. 90 4s = 5iss 'so i
!, s'4', si,y % No s.: 80 80 40 1905
PHILADELPHIA G READING
). sundays 4. 1850 a so E NJ" ''
WILSON
Philadelphia and A. NJ 1870 90 as
i4 zoo. 500 90 500. lis P 2Ss s oO
'
even bu No.. aF instance s % Carr . SsSE on n:
city for nsisnees 70 r. Saturday. sundays
holidays Wilmington Delaware NJ Instead 81
nndvin. Msrshs,on-l and Mark. vy -
7.as etc N.
ssssrst " min
the hal. hour y, mn
Evening journal., 1915-11-23

II THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
NOVEMBER %.

On this date one of the most inter-
esting signs Of the Zodiac is ushered
IN, with Sagittarius as the governing
sign and with Jupiter as the governing
planet
Sagittarius is the sign of the archer
the last sign of the fire triplicity. and
gives remarkable characteristics ana
an interesting life
Jupiter gives activity. ambition and
ability to do many things. A quick and
almost ungoyernable temper is tbe
worst enemy Of this person. These
persons are examples Of good taste in
all that they do.
For the coming two weeks chemists.
mechanics and druggists will do well
TO study and use Want Ads.
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
PLTNBINc AND sTElMFTTTINc.

Z oUIs IT HAMAN. pLUmPTNG. STFsW
- aud hot water heating ffnairs
promptly done 3o5 Last 10Th S.. Auto
battle fnono 23se uor,S-sod 1n.
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
NOTICES


u lRn liCNrlfD PARTIES TAKEN
ID out r.. II. 4as,ic Dover. Delaware
novoa.2t
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
Use EVENING JOURNAL. TUEsDAY. NOVEMBER %. leIs
FOR SALE.


II or. sALE--sAMsoN 1.5oo.PoUND DE
livery car at bargain. Moore Auto
Co.. 1921 Giipin avenue. octt4-u
Evening journal., 1915-11-23

NJ l1CHELL LIGHT SIX TOURING CAR.
EA Al condition; guaranteed No. COZ
Equitable Bldg. nOv5-1m.
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
SITUATIONS WANTED- -rEMlIE.

w AhTFD--BY TRAINED NURSE. 10.
" sition a. nurse or companion Apply
~ A. Phone t105.W
nov9-ood-1m.
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
FARMS FOR SALE.

u OR SALE--AN EXCEEDINGLY DE-
II sirabe. high-class finely located farm
suitable for country seat; two miles from
city limits. Apply William T. Smalley, At
torney-at-Law. Equitable Bldg. nov9 eod-tf
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
LOST AND FOUND.
CHIROPODISTS.


II LOkA JOHNSON sTRADLEY. No. COL
Market street Graduate Of Fowler and
hnnna Treats lorns. Bnnions Ingrown
Nals, Etc Evenings by appointment j.
q a. -olf. jan26.tf
~ LilAhhlH HANRAHAN. GRADUATE
~ Fowler a Hanna. Ltd Chiropodv and
manieuring. hair dressing and massarinc
10. goo ADAMS ST. ID. & A.. ZOOS. Tvcn.
Ing hy appointment n,froe,tf
Evening journal., 1915-11-23

{ EEAp - 1912 MAXWELL MERCURY
- Roadster; will demonstrate. West Ninth
street Garage. Phone 2o33. nov1o-12t
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
FARMS FOR SALE


Many small farms, all directions
125 acres, miles TO Wilmington
100 acres, IL miles TO Wilmington
56 acres, S miles 10 Wilmington
$50 acres, 5 IL miles to Wilmington Less
than $4,000.
23O acres. miles TO Wilmington.
22t acres, IL miles 90 Wilmington
100 acres. Is miles TO Wilmington
160 acres IA miles 10 Wilmington
10 acres 10 miles 70 Wilmington.
90 acres, miles 10 Wilmington
. 90 acres, ID miles TO Wilmington.
$50 acres, 10 miles 20 Wilmington.
SO acres, miles 60 Wilmington
166 acres, IL miles to Wilmington
2ot acres, II miles 10 Wilmington
100 acres, IL IL miles 10 Wilmington
go acres. near North East, Nd $4,000.
Several fine Chester Co., Pa, farms
Many Of these properties have been ma.
teriallv reduced in price and can be bought
on easy terms. Some with crops
7 have over S25, 900 to put out on good
frs mortgages in various amounts.
G. Ingersoll Cause,
S45 Market Street.
Evening journal., 1915-11-23

w ANTED--i 900 CARPETS 10 CLEAN;
w storage ROOMS for rent $3.50 and
So 90 per month Both phones. GEO D.
LANG co. 1905 Orange 81. feb2i-tf.
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
sITUATI0Ns MANTrn-MAIr-

Il XPERlENCED CHAUFFEUR DESIRES
- position. Address WI Evening
journal ONCE novcn go
Evening journal., 1915-11-23

D0C QUART -- PURE CALIFORNIA
~ Wines at Max Keil's. No. 800 East
Fourth street m12-tf
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
HEArING AND ROOFING.


NN ~. WILLIAMS co.
w No 52l Orange 81. Kooaug. Spout
Ing and Heating Metal and composition
roofing. Hot Air Heating and Ncutilatinr
Repairing promptly done. Phone. ianiG.tf
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
UPHOLSTERING.

-~---e---~>.~---~S~-~-~~-e~---
w CLARENCE AVERY, NO. COZ
w . Orange street Upholstering aud cab
met making. Estimates and samples cheer
fully given. d. a. A. Phone, 5135.
nov3-1m.
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
REAL EsTATE-FOR SALE.

u OR SALE-SEVEN ROOM House At
II Richardson. Park, opposite M. r.
Church. Apply G.. T.. Toulk. No. 41o West
Ihird ~. novs.1m.
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
no HIRE.

=
II LECTRIC VACUUM 70 HIRE. 800
~ per day Address MISC. Evening Jour
~ Olnce. seDt20n
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
WANTED.


VIZ ANTED--Sa. GOO FIRST MORTGAGE.
W state interest. Address Wsp. this
office. oci@att
Evening journal., 1915-11-23

q DORLEss ENCHANTING EQUIPMENT
- ana business. Reasons for selling adj
fanoed age. Terms reasonable Call d.
"a a. fhohe, 9sO9-R. novi5-t.
Evening journal., 1915-11-23

w ANrED-CENTRALLN LOCATED Ga.
" rage. capacity siX 10 ten cars. Ad-
dress VIE. Evening journal Office.
novtsf
Evening journal., 1915-11-23

w ANTED-oNF HORSE BUSINESS WA
w con, suitable Tor contractor. Joseph
s. Hamilton & Co.. $50 Orange 81.
now S-eod.1wk
Evening journal., 1915-11-23

IN WO CHOICE LOTS. CORNER LORE
i avenue and Eleventh street, az Gordon
Heights, on trolley line. Apply Ala West
Third ST. novfO1m.
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
MASQUERADE SUITS.


MASQUERADE SUITS AND WIGS TO
WI hire FRANK BIESENGER, corner
Fourth and Walnut streets. d. & A. 6259-N.
noVe31m
Evening journal., 1915-11-23

M ANTED-BOY. FORSTER SHOE
w Store. 40. s2S Market street.
noyc2-2t
Evening journal., 1915-11-23
NIP WANTED.

w ANrrD--MEN. woMEN. rs OR OVID
w $40 month. Government iobe fist
81 poaitione free. Write immediately
lrsnkliu Institute. Dept AZ. Rochester.
n. 7. nov5.lm.
The Washington herald., 1915-03-21

lioNSrr j. iiIblC to drop IN any minute.
If he finds 'auIt about the dinner I'll
tax" all tine blame.
Two minutes later the party in quos-
ton appeared. looking calm and unrut-
fed
You are half an hour late" said Mrs.
BowS.r.
Il stopped at a bookstore" ne replied.
Il never heard of YOU stopping at
bookstore before"
Il am liable 10 commit any sort of
1t seemed simple thing. and vet Mrs.
Bowser was puzzled and suspicious. She
was sure that il meant that Mr.. Bow
Nothing but faint smile around the
corners Of his mouth, and a GurGling at
intervals in his throat indicated to Mrs.
Bowser during the dinner hour that Mr..
Bowser had surprise party in store for
her. 1t was useless for her TO guess
what it was. and she therefore waited in
patience tn they had returned to the
a little book and looked it over for ten
minutes before he said:
You have heard Of phrenolOEy. of
course? If | am not mistaken old Prof.
Fowler once examined your head
is that book about phrcnology?" she
quietly asked.
at is, am going to most myself a
hit To-day ! felt the heads of three diff
f"rent men in the Office and told the
character of each and every one
II thought it was about time! l be
llcNt II ABOUT a week since you
dropped the last now thing"
Il expected you'd say something
mean" replied Mr.. Bowser. but without
his usual heat. and without violence to
the family cat rubbing against his leg.
IF I'd have brought home a pocket
Bible gospel hymns it would have
been just the same. Phrenology is a
recognized science. 1t is an interesting
study. Why not study it with me?''
because ! don't believe in 1t. You
might as well feel of the corns and bun
ions on PERSONS foot as the bumps on
his head
You'd say that of course. but l can
soon convince you to the contrary. I'll
feel of your bumps, and with the aid of
this little book I'll read your character
as straight as a string. Just sit where
You are. and
You'll do nothing OF the kind she
interrupted. It's all nonsense, and
you'd better put in your time reading
history"
Then take the book and feel of my
head. All the bumps are named.
And if what I find doesn't happen to
suit you, there'n be row. Let us have
game of cards and pass a pleasant
evening"
Now. then. don't he silly" coaxingly
remarked Mr.. Bowser. Let's see what
there is to this thing. ! pledge you my
word not 10 be niffed. even IL You find
me 4 murderer. Take the book and give
it trial.
Mrs. Bowser allowed herself to be per-
Suaded Selecting chart of A. mans
The Washington herald., 1915-03-21
THE WAYS OF THE COUNTRY

In the morning Mr.. Thomas brought
out ana saddled his mule, cleaned and
loaded his shotgun. and was about TO
ride away when l asked him II he was
going on I journey.
..Only Jest over to Scottsville. he re-
Piled
II was thinking of going over there
myself to see II l had any mail. Haven't
YOU got another mule around the place.
I'VE got the mewl all right" he re-
piled, scratching his head ant looking
around, but you'd better jest wait till
tomorrer Bein' yo' ar a stranger yere
and might git inter trubblc.'
What sort Of trouble?"
wall, stranger. let me sorter explain
things to yo That ar mewl has got
gait on him. and I'm soin' over to SCOTS
Vile to ride him in race agin Dan Car
ter's mewl."
Then ! should certainly like to go
over. ] don't remember that ever sa"
L race between mules.
What I'm sayin' to You. stranger is
that yo' don't know the ways Of the KEN
try, and had best stick right here till to-
morrer. In the fust place. me II Dan car.
ter amt any too friendly. He's great
hand to blow around. and II ne gus 10
bIowin' too much thar'll be a fout and no
newI race. The fout will start between
men Dan. but befo' it's through all the
crowd will mix in u yo' was thar VOC
probably git hurt. Is that PLAIN:
Yes
III Dan don't git to BLOWN mebbe
will he continued. Il amt much OF
hand I" blow. but l can't allus hold my
self down. II | blow Il will be the same
as II ne hloWed-a fout and mo or less
shootin' and nobody kin tell how many
The Washington herald., 1915-03-21
BOWSER TURNS TO SCIENCE
But Somehow 1t Doesn't Work.

/ head. she passed her fingers over Mr.
Bowser's skull and presently said:
according to phrenolOgy. your bump
OF impctuosity is abnormally developed
You are also very conceitcd You have
no fixed purpose. but just jump from
one thing to another. You are quick
tempered and very obstinate. II you
had more strength of character' YOU
might make a mark in the world. but as
il is
But as II is. madam. | am very much
abliged to YOU" said Mr., Bowser as he
rose up and reached for the book Il
might have known. OF course. that you
would Islander me-
II gave it exactly as it is in the book"
We'll. let it go. If it was your inten-
ton to turn me from my purpose, you
have failed. ] shall continue to study
the art. Perhaps the cook won't object
10 becoming subject
Mrs. BOwser smiled as he started for
the kitchen, but raised no objections
The cook was just finishing her din
ner dishes as Mr.. Bowscr invaded her
domains.
You have heard of phrenology?" he
querei as he pointed to the book in his
hand.
Has the mistress any complaint to
make of the cooking" she asked in re-
Not that 7 know Of I was asking
You if You knew about phrenology 1t
relates to the bumps of your head. you
know"
Did the mistress ask about the bumps
when she hired me? III she objects to
them. let her give me notice"
My good girl You don't understand,
ali Of us have bumps on our heads. BY
feeling of the bumps one can tell a per-
sons disposition. For instance. one bump
shows II sweet temper: another shows
sclf-cnnreit; another shows obstinacy,
AID 50 on
But isn't me cookin' all right" de-
nand"d the woman.
II said II WAS"
Then who's To care about the bumps
IN" head. or IN" disposition"
You don't understand yet continued
Mr.. I!oWser. by feeling of the bumps
Oh YOUR head | can tell YOU
you'll never feel Of mo bumps while
I'm alive: interrupted the cook. and if
You hIin't out of this kitchen In two
jiffs. III walk off and leave you without
i cook
Mr.. Bowser retired. II was n question
whether he retired in good order or not.
He realized that Mrs. Buwser had stood
at tn" head Of til" stairs and overheard
The Washington herald., 1915-03-21
BROTHER GARDNER s LECTURES
He Propose Religion Shall Be Discussed the Lmk Club

an war boat badly used up. What was
il To- either one Of en- whether Moses
was hid away in ii" bulIrushes or in Il
h"ll'.r log" Mchbr ,lar wasn't no Moses
tail. Ii dar was one or TO Moses it
wasn't muffin fur Walp0le an Penstuck
60 light "bcr boy hey got back-r"nt 10
pay NJ an debts to settle. an S"rappin'
"b'r Moses won't help 'em. | h,.v said
10 No' hcfo'. an | want to say aein' dat
De. past am Il" past. Lots of things hap
Irutd two Thousand vars ago. but de
Gr"c"rs don't let dat make de price o
'tat"rS any lower If Gar was or dar'
was not an ark de price of butter am
Jest IL" same today. Some folks say de
rhill'en of Egypt crossed de Red Sea
Kin yO' buy bacon any cheaper on dat
account? Some folks say day didn I
cross tall. Does yn'r landlord raise de
price of rent on yO' 'kasc he doan' be-
iieve II?
a long time ago. befo' I got sense in
my haid. | used To- go around Claimn'
dat Cain was all right an dot Abel made
up faces at him an deserved what he got
i-bery few days | run across an Abel
man an had a row. an ] kept it up till
had hin licked bout ten times. Den
II suddenly occurred to me dat 7 was
bacilin' a man who had hin dead ober
two thousand vars. an dat it didn't make
The Washington herald., 1915-03-21

erty-confidsnce to the extent of dollar
and a half
How vhas my confidence demanded
the tailor.
Confidence that I would some day re-
paw you hundredfold.''
But you won't pay.
And now. as I'm rather busy. youa
may CO. said the Major as he walked
his creditor toward the door. You will
want to sit down and think things over
and do a little planning. A man who has
millions thrown at him all of a sudden is
If you need any advice drop in and see
me-"
shall haf to so by some law to gej
my money!" shouted the tailor as he
stood in the door.
And now, my dear man." replied the
brotherly smile. ''let me add that l am
glad to do this-g-l-a-d to do III 1t
wasn't much that you did for me. but the
principle of the thing is what ] look at
what softens my heart toward YOU. I
ought to send out a lot of kilograms this
morning. and if you happen to have five
dollars
No, No. No.
II might get along with three"
BY jimniny. no.
IF you had dollar
The tailor clattered down stairs as if
a dog were after him. and as he reached
the sidewalk he bumped into a passing
policeman.
who scared your gruffly demanded
II don't know how I vhas." replied the,
tailor as he glanced over his shoulder!
81 vhas tailors und a bill und babiesO4 nd ,
nursing bottles und millionaircs und
trusts all mixed oop till my head swims
round. und I would like to see a doctor
und see II i vhas crazy"
The Washington herald., 1915-03-21

dC 49, . ....- 40 MIN whether
stood UP TUr him or went back on him,
an SO I quit.
In my younger days | was great
fi>en of Lots wife-de woman who looked
back an was tuped into a pillar of salt.
| contended dat she had a right to look
back TO see If daw- was chasin her,
an dat itawa a mean trick to turn her
to salt wen she could jest rs well bin
turned to sugar. I met up with folks who
Thought different, an We argued an
jawed an fit. an one day de man who
was nayin' me sle week fur my labor
knocked me down an frowed me out
I've bin all frew it an know what it's
made Of, an l don't>xant no mo- Of il
While l lean towafds de Baptists. /
hain't got muffin again any other sect
Religun am all right. an de Bible am ali
right. but | hain't gwine to arry bout
it. I'm jest gwine right long. payin' cash
as fur as | kin, an shall lose no sleep
'kase sumbody don't believe as I do
Dat what / hope de rest of yo' will do
IL yo' can't do il yo'd better git outer
dis club. fur il de bylaw am broken agin
di5 winter de men who break it will feel
de airth tip up on one side. OATS all
I've got to say. an We will now blow out
de lights. empty de water pail into de
stove an break dc meetin' in two"