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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-09

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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-09
Genfer gllarmgeriidlte.

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fer ba6en ii6 ale genier 0leloul-
gen als 2ilgen eripielen.)
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-09
Gnurme rniiilde cffisiersberIaite.

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loren baben. gon oieIen iiro 733
gefaaen, 1887 tplroen beripunoet,
$50 fino in beutide @efangenidaft
aerothen.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-09
gritiidle Cffi,iersnrr[nite.

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1844, an permu1oeten 3,301 Der.
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@ohen lit. 200 tobte, 46S Deripin.
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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-09
Die 0tefanaeaen gyraemnsI's.

2onoon 8. glpril. - 4us Ye.
trogra0 lit oie gtadridt eingetroffen,
ooB bic oiterreid- d-ungnrilden @efun-
eenen in Gr5euD8l ieBt aIle nn6
Dem Snnern bon NuBlono geiddfft
pproen iiuo. 2orauter betnoea ii6
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-09
10000 ylniirn
gcfOngcn grnOmmrn!
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ylniirn NIT nnberminOtier
0ritigIrit on!
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Der e'iiidlga NlsIbcn ber artnSe
BmiidIfu llndarn uu6 @uli3ien tui.
loud mritt mehrsrf 0odleH o0ucr.
TEN rrruatrn alaen Ciieru ihren
M6hlpnnft NBtdltenbe uiifiIdie glu,
priiis btionorr3 sit bctom eiten
0cs eabort3d lhuIfs. moielbil Der
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umganrmec uerIiurft mor0en mar,
wur0en pom unicreu lruppcu bcr.
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NeI ben @eQcnauartiien mitr0en Die
uliiiideu glu6obeu oitlidD mo melt.
lid 0es Gbales gcitiirmt ru0 mebrcre
itnrte riiiiihG 5teIlun9en erobcrt.
9em aud oie Sample bisber nod
nidt cutidcioeu0 gelpeieu iinb, 10
1T unier @rfoIg IN Ser Sdlaft ou
in meIber mir 10000 in-
nernunoete Ritiien geiahgen uabmeL
unbeltreitbar."
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-09
Gin edladlana aeaen glnfLanb.

aonitantinopeI, 8. 2lpril. = Die
bier erideinen0e 3eititng 0Sdnin"
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Der 2lbitdt trogen, oie in Der @Gbe
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liegertoen Snieln oauern6 au beieben.
Inn 10 ouf ale Safe ben Auiien Die
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gelingen, ben 8osporlts 1tno Son.
itontinopel ait beieben (Qteie M0g-
li6feit lit bollig auSgeihlolieu.) Ser
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nad &onItontinopeI gu 6ffnen, botte
Dor ollem ben 8iped, gfuBlar6, gu.
bor6ttfommen rno ieinen groBengor.
itoB tns offeue Waeer itrtrnogli6 8u
MAIDEN.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-09
glns cnsliidlcr Gnelle.

2on0ou, 9. glpriI. - 9ie Sample
in 0en aarpatben meroen NIT groBer
Grbitterrng fortgeieBt. Die Deter
reiaer bebaupten, oaB iie nit Silfe
Der friihen oeutihen Srttppen BIT
beioen Seiten oes 2abroe5a.8ba[es
groBe grfolge errltngen bdben; Die
3niien ober iinb in ser SIterpode
be6euteno borge0rltngen. (g1atiirli9
pIappern 0ie Gngl1n0er 0en Ruiien
oieies na6.) Gle baben Die 0utIa.,
2ltpton. unO gfoltoof-8diie eenor-
men r16 iteben ieBt Inn 8egrifb audi
ben 118iot.8aB 5u ttebren. (3nnn
tonnen lie ia balo ibren gin3ug in
8u6apeit balten; irbeiien nur ge.
mad, Die Seiterrei9- ltngorn un0
0eutiden bolten ibnen Biz iest nidt
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Den Die Stellltngen ser gfuiien bon
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in Der @rporttng, ooB
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ltfer getretel 6ie 8ege iin6 iroeHen
in Simple bertpan0elt pproen 10 |
onB groBere uilit1rtide Speratio.
nen rnnogli6 itno.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-09
Gg blei6t bel 8araarap6 eli.

BE IN 8. glpriI. (5unfen6eridt)
Die gugl6noer bo6en e5 nidt eli.
Iig nod Dem ghGter ibres aonig3
'auf Den ,.gaiieupagen" 3u flettern.
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ne5", ooB oas 8orbil0 oes Weo.
nnrrben untrr 0en arbeiteitben &loi-
fen, aif ole es beionoers pirfen
iolte. menig o0er gor feline gloh-
dbntpug fin0e. Inter Den 9lrbeitern
lii Den 51iiIsbaubofen nebme Die
1runfenbeit 3h itatt ob, aud ionit
iei nod niracn0S etiuas bon Der
MISUNDERSTANDING 5u bemerten,
iDelfe bic gegieruug berbei5uiilbren
Deriuht.
Gem U2aildn0er glatt .5ecolo"
mirO BON einem ieiner aorreipon-
seHten geidrieben, Dab Die gepalt.
fame Gltrtbfiibruua Der 9robi6ition
In RuBlono Die ihlimmiten 6olgen
ailI5upeiien bat. Ole oes geipobn.
ten S6napies 6erau6te 8ebolferung
triuft iest ale mogliben Su6ititlte,
ipie aolniibes 8aier, polniihen
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infolge6eiien tallienoe bon @rtron.
fungen uno TooesfdIle.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-09

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iid ouf 5taIien iu itiir3eu. Gas
lit e6enfaas ser b6bere gl06iinn,
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res Seer 5ur llnterItiitlinq Der
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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-09
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Oas Iintr Ylcrufrrl
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Hlit Dtm Wluibr Der WrBwrii'
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS iaat
ldBt auf 3ggcitdnoniiie ieiner &C..
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@EoBbrifalutten fam ans Der Note
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it0eHt peitere g3Qtcn on Gnglan0 er.
laiien miro, iBeIdeu dber feline 3bo.
ten nii Dem 6uBe ioIgen tperoeu." il
Williams news., 1915-03-25

cue. It was the earnest appeals of his parents, their threats and chastise- ments that compelled him to take up the game.
 After the fathers death the mother added her final appeal and then young Schaefer began to take a real interest in the game, or, rather, he was deter mined to become as great player as his father had been. But his natural ability had lain dormant too long and the task was not an easy one Now it became a question of achieving. And Jake has succeeded
 Although but eighteen years of age this youngster has shown the class and skill of a veteran Those who have watched his game closely say that he is certain to make as great a player as his father. He is now most proficient at the 1872 style of playing, but is fast developing as an expert in other styles. He is certain to become a champion, and is urged on by de termination to reach that pinnacle or fame which his father reached.
Williams news., 1915-03-25

Some men are born billiard players, some achieve greatness as billiard players, other have billiards thrust upon them.
 Young Jake Schaefer, the Chicago cue expert, has the distinction of be- longing to all three classes. In this respect he is unlike any other billiard player in the world
 Jake. Schaefer, the father, known as ''the wizard of billiards" was one of the most proficient players that the world has ever known. It was shis fond wish that his son follow the same profession
 The younger Schaefer inherited a natural ability to play the game, and also the wonderful skill and technique of his father. Therefore, he was born a billiard player. But he also acquired a decided dislike for ivory balls and green tablecloths. And then he had billiards forced upon him. His dislike for the game made him shun it, and during the earlier years of his life he could not be induced to handle the
Williams news., 1915-03-25
BIG GIFT OF APPRECIATION
Helen Always Sees Clean of Gold Somewhere in Someone That No
 One Else Ever Detected.

There is one thing about Helen" says a writer in the Christian Guard ian She has genuine gift of ap- preciation. Whenever you speak of anyone she always seems to bubble over with some kindly appreciation of her. When someone remarked the other day that Miss was not at all pretty, she broke out with Yes, but then some people don't need to be pretty; they're nice enough without it. , It is always that way with her; she has seen the gleam of gold some where in someone that no one else ever detected or thought of looking for. Her older sister is splendid musician and her younger is quite a brilliant elocutionist, but don't know but I'd rather have Helen's talent of appreciating people than to have the gifts of either of the others. l be- lieve she gets more joy out of it and perhaps gives more joy with ii"
 It is a talent toward the acquiring of which we can do great deal by prac- tice, even if we seem to be lacking in it by nature.
Williams news., 1915-03-25

attention from me very soon he will be dead.'
 T scarcely think so," said the fox, flor he is already swimming around in the pond as well as ever. If he had waited here in the hot sun for you to treat him he would never have seen his family alive again. I have always thought you a quack, and now I know it, and since you are no good to your kind and are likely to do much harm, think I shall be. giving great serv- ice to everyone else by eating you" and taking the duck by the neck, he started off for the side of the hill.
 "The lesson of this ought to be very plain to you,'' said the fox to the rabbit, ".and perhaps you can tell il to me-"
 We'll" said the rabbit, whether ii be the lesson or not, it is plain that il does not pay to pretend to be some thing which you are not"
 You are right. said Mister Fox as he entered the door of his house.
Williams news., 1915-03-25
BLoWGUM IS EASY TO MAKE
Piece of Bamboo CT curtain-Rod Tub ing May Be Used-Dart Travels
 Accurately for 20 Feet.

Either a 12-inch length of small curtain-rod tubing or a straight piece of small bamboo pole, cut off between the joints, can be used for the gun part of this simple device, writes c. c. Fraser of Saginaw, Mich, in Popu- lar Mechanics. If bamboo is used, see that it is cleaned out smoothly on the inside
 The dart used in the gun in shown at A in the illustration. It is made by threading. the eye of a alarming needle full of yarn, clipping all the strands off to uniform length of about three fourths inch, and then picking out the fibers into a brushlike mass above the needles eye. Another needle or pin can be used for fuzzing the threads. The point to observe is that the brush is of somewhat larger diameter than
Williams news., 1915-03-25
MAY BE COFFEE That Causes all the Trouble

When the house is afire, it's about the same as when disease begins to show, it's no time to talk out time to act-delay is dangerous-remove the cause of the trouble at once
 For a number of years, wrote Kansas lady, T felt sure that coHee was hurting me, and yet l was so fond of it, could not give it up. At last I got so bad that l made up my mind I must either quit the use Of coffee or die.
 Everything ate distressed me, and I suffered severely most of the time with palpitation of the heart. 1 ire quently woke up in the night with the feeling that l was almost gone-my heart seemed so smothered and weak in it's action. My breath grew short and the least exertion set me pantfng. | slept but little and suffered f-om rheumatism.
 1.-Two years ago I stopped using the coffee and began to use Postum and from the very first began to improve. It worked a miracle! Now I can eat anything and digest it without trouble, I sleep like baby, and my heart beats strong and regularly. My breathing has become. steady, and normal, and my rheumatism has,left me x..,.. 2
 'I feel like another person, and it is all due to quitting coffee. and using Postum, for l. haven't used4any medl' cine and none. would have, done<.any l good as long as kept drugg1ng with coffee." Name given by Postum< Co. Battle, Creek, Mich, Read Ttrhe Roao to Wellville,' in pkgs. t r--
 Postum .eomes fin two forms: s.': Regular Postun-must be vel boiled 15c and 20 packages. Instant Postum-is a soluble DOW der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickl! in cup of hot water and, with crean and sugar, makes a delicious beverage instantly. soc and soc tins.
 Both kinds are equally delicious and cost per cup about the same. i-
 There's Reason" for Postum.
 -sold by Grocers
Williams news., 1915-03-25
GOSSIP Y YAnIONG
 SPORTS
Omaha athletes are to form branch of the Amateur Athletic union.

Omaha athletes are to form branch of the Amateur Athletic union.
 The Savannah Athletic alliance, just formed, is to govern and foster sport in that vicinity.
 Prof. James Naismith of the Spring field Training school, introduced bas- ket ball twenty-three years ago.
 George Whitted has accepted terms with the Braves; but the public is more interested ill knowing whether or not he will pass on to the Phils. Nothing known as yet.
 Jack Coombs may appear in new role this season. McKeever, in con firming the report of his signing, said that Coonlbs would probably be used as coach for youthful fingers.
 By signing William Duncan of Scot land, as goalkeeper, the Bethlehem (Pa.) seeker football team, represent ing the Schwab steel works, have got together probably the strongest eleven ever formed in this country.
 The first 1915 comeback is Harry Wolter Wolter clipped the pill at considerably better than 300 on the l Coast last season and is to make the trip out there with the Tanks in an effort to again make good in major company
 The recent. Canadian election re suited in several well known sports men being chosen for offices of mayor including George A Stiles, of Corn walls hockey team; Harry Mahoney lone of Guelph's best curriers', and Bot Curran, who was one of the pair tha1 brought to Crillia the double scullins championship of Canada and th' United States.
Williams news., 1915-03-25
FRUIT LAXATIVE
 FOR SICK CHILD
"California Syrup of Figs" can't harm tender stomach,
 liver and bowels.

Every mother realizes, after giving her children California Syrup of Figs that this is their ideal laxative, because they love it's pleasant taste and it thoroughly cleanses the tender little stomach, liver and bowels with out gripping: "'&'' S'
 When cross, irritable, feverish, or breath is bad, stomach sour, look at the tongue, mother! If coated, give a teaspoonful of this harmless fruit laxative" and in few hours all the foul, constipated waste, sour bile and undigested food passes out of the bow els, and you have a well, playful child again. When it's little system is full of cold, throat sore, has -stomach-ache, diarrhoea, indigestion, colic-remem- Der, good inside cleaning" should always be the first treatment given.
 Millions of mothers keep California Syrup of Figs" handy; they know teaspoonful today saves sick child tomorrow Ask at the store for 5O- cent bottle of California Syrup of Figs" which has directions for babies children of all ages and grown-ups printed on the bottle. Adv.
Williams news., 1915-03-25

such a way that the black revolves around the white and gives the bat ter's eye alternate flashes of light and dark that will cause him to wink or blink and thereby fail to get an accurate gauge on where it is coming. This yarn was related to Christy Mathewson the other day, and the. veteran pitcher of the Giants had one of the best laughs in his life.
 T believe Seaton is the same fel- low who thought he could get away with an emeryless-emery ball by scar ring the horsehide with his hard finger nails" said Big Six T wonder what his finger nails are made out of If they are strong enough for that Perhaps his brain is composed of the same substance. But even he ought to know that the 'licoricc ball would be barred for the same reason that the emery ball is-defacing it. Even if it were allowed, the. only effect can imagine 1t having is putting the catcher's glove on the bum."
Williams news., 1915-03-25
BIowgun for Indoors.

the bore of the gun, so that when the needle is pushed into the mouth end the brush will be compressed and make an air-tight plug.
 After thus inserting the dart, hold it as shown and give quick, sharp blast of the breath into the gun. The dart will travel with great speed and accuracy for 20 feet or more, and stick wherever it strikes. The point being so small. it can be used in the house for shooting at paper target pinned to the wall without injury to the plaster or woodwork.
Williams news., 1915-03-25
HE WANTED TO KNOW

Nearly every fight manager believes-and perhaps he is right that he is the principal mem. Der of the firm of Manager & Fighter. The letters to the newspapers written by these managers usually contain more about 'I" than about He"
 One of these letter writing persons brought into the office the other day a statement full of circus language. The sport ing editor read it over.
 Who's going to fight this fightf" he asked.
 Did yuh read it?'' asked the manager.
 Sure. That's what aroused my curiosity
Williams news., 1915-03-25
Easy to Find.

Do you know where Johnny Locke lives, my little boy?" asked gentle voiced old lady.
 "Ie ain't home, but if you give me a penny I'll find him for you right oil, '' replied the lad.
 "AlI right, you're nice little boy. Now, where is he?" :. "T'anks-I'm him."'-Kansas City Times.
Williams news., 1915-03-25
lIcoRIcE BALL WON'T LAST
Christy Mathewson Declares Tom Sea
 toms Newest Pitching Idea Will Not Be Countenanced.

Tom Seaton had better watch out or he will get into a controversy with Christy Mathewson.
 The latest winter league freak is the "licorice ball." of which the star pitcher of the Brooklyn Feds is sup posed to be the inventor. An acquaint- ance of Seaton has been spreading l news about this wonderful idea of his.
 The first essential in the use of the "licorice balT' is to have piece of hard, black licorice in the jowls. The pitcher must apply black saliva to one side of the ball, leaving the other side clean. He must, throw it in
Williams news., 1915-03-25
A Rrioht Bow.

t.Now, boys" said the schoolteacher, 'I want you to bear in mind that the word stan at the end of word means the place of Thus we have Afghanistan-the place of the Af- ghans; also Hindustan-the place of the Hindus. Can you give me another example?"
 Nobody appeared very anxious to do so until little Johnny Snaggs said proudly: .
 "Yes, sir, can. Umbrellastan-the place for umbrellas
Williams news., 1915-03-25
For Her Protection,

When I said I would marry you you promised to let me handle all your money, but now we are married you handle it all yourself"
 That's because love you so."
 That's queer way to prove your love"
 Its a mighty self-sacriicing way. When made that promise I was not aware that money was teeming with bacteria
Williams news., 1915-03-25
Compliment That Went Astray.

q love to hear you speak French" remarked the sweet young thing.
 'Indeed?" said the pompous youth who plumed himself on his linguistic ability And why?"
 Because it is so different from most peoples French explained the young thing The youth plumed himself some more But only for moment, because the sweet young thing con- tinued:
 Yes, so different from most peo- ple's French especially French peo- Dle's."
Williams news., 1915-03-25
A Selfish. Idea.

There goes an irascible old gentle man who is a noted woman hater, yet he's in favor of votes for women"
 Well! Well! That's a compliment to the persuasive powers of the fair sex.'
 T don't know whether it is or not. He says he'd give them anything to keep them quiet"