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La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29
NAVAL HOSPITAL NOTES.

Paymaster w. v. II. Rose has pur-
chased new Moon car.
Surgeon and Mrs. c. c. Grieve have
returned from trip TO Denver.
Mrs. W. A. Jackson spent several
days visiting with Mrs. Joe Lo-
mansny.
Mrs. Julia Bradish and Miss Nell
Bradish are visiting with Mr.. and
Mrs. Max Baum.
Surgeon Royal X. Richardson. U.
,. n. reported nj the hospital on May
goth. and has been attached for
duty.
e. l.. Stewart. hospital steward.
U. s. Navy. has left the reservation
on three months leave which will be
spent In Texas.
Assistant Surgeon Stanley ID. Hart.
U. s. ~. has been detached from the
hospital and has left for Washingt
ID. C.. where he will appear before an
examining board for promotion.
The IT. b." Gun and Trap Club
met nj 10 o'clock Sunday. Messrs.
Hudnaii. stroup and Bart. OF Las
Animas. were present TO Join In the
grand American sport. The morning
was ideal for trap shooting. but the
boys did not connect very well with
the birds.
The Du Pont trophy contest was
closed Sunday. finishing goo hsndi.
cap score targets. Rupert came out
first score with 40. and Mitchell
finished second with Iss. The Her.
cuies Powder Company has awarded
one Of their trophies 10 the club and
Ne will probably contest for this
next Sunday. beginning a zoe target
handicap race. which will extend
over eight weeks. Mr.. Turner wss
also . visitor for the morning from
Las Animas.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29
MENNONITE sAxlrARIUM.

J. r. Diiiar IL visiting friends in
Hesston. Kan.
Miss Oresia Tenbroeck. Of La Jun
Ia. returned TO her home Sunday.
Miss Tenbroeck has been restored To
health after taking the cure here for
six months. The good wishes OF .
large number OF friends follow her.
Superintendent J. u. Hershey re-
turned home from Newton. Kan.
Saturday. He was accompanied by
his brother. John H. Hershey, OF
Palmyra. Mo-. who win spend the
week visiting friends In this vicinity.
J. J. Smith and Mrs. Elizabeth
BerEey had as guests at an old fash
ioned basket picnic In the Cedars
Tuesday. Miss Lula Cell. OF the VAL
ley Hospital. and Mr.. Norman Culp,
also Of La Junta. Several antelopes.
coyotes and snakes turned out in the
canyon to contribute their share to
the days entertainment.
Orviiie Trout attended the funeral
OF his brother. Arthur. in Rocky
Ford Sunday afternoon. The ser
vices were in charge OF Rev. rindley.
of the Christian church. La Junta,
and interment was in Valley View
cemetery. Included in the party
from the sanitarium were Mrs. Anna
Bennett. Mrs. Peter BJorge and Miss
Emma Rohrer.
Miss Emma Eby. OF Columbus
Grove. Ohio. arrived here Saturday.
Miss Eby is well known hereabouts.
having at one time been head nurse
at the sanitarium. which position she
reassumes June 1st. During her alb
sence she has been IN charge Of a
hospital at Oklahoma City Okla. She
succeeds Mrs. Elizabeth Bergey who
is very popular here. and whose de-
parture is deeply regretted by those
who have come under her care. Her
personal interest and professional ac-
complishments have been greatly ap-
preciated by all the patients. who
wish both her and the incumbent
success and happiness In new fields.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29
Mail Order Ten Commandments.

The following ten commandments
are offered for the guidance OF cat
log house patrons:
First-You shall sell your farm
products for cash. whenever you
can. but not to us. We do not buy
from you.
second-You shall believe our
statements and buy all you need
from US. because we want to be
good to you. although We are not
personally acquainted with you.
Third-You shall send the money
In advance. to give us'a chance TO
get the goods from the factory with
your money: meanwhile you viii
have To wait patiently for weeks. as
that II our business methods.
fourth-You shall apply TO your
nearest city TO aid you In building Z
good roads 20 you can conveniently y
get the goods from the depot. for Nc
do not build country roads.
fifih--You shall buy church bells
and church fixtures from Us aud
forward the money In advance. for
this IL our business method. and you
shall collect from the business men
OF your city as much money as you
can for the benefit Of the churohcs.
for u IL against our rules To donAt.
any money for country churches.
siN,h--You shall buy your tools
from us and be your own mechanic
In order TO drive the mechanic from
your vicinity. for We wish II 60.
sevcnih-You shall induce your
neishbor To buy everything from Us,
as ~c have room for more money
the less money you have in your
community the sooner We can pa,
your local merchant out Of businrs.
aud charge you any price we please.
Eighth-You shall look often a,
the beautiful pictures In our ea,a.
losues 10 that your wishes viii In.
crease aud 10 viii send In big order.
although you are not In immcdia,.
need Of the goods. otherwise you
might have some money 10 buy some
necessary goods from your local m.r.
rhnnt.
Ninth-fou shall have the m.r.
ehaass who repair the goods you buy
from ~ book the bills 10 you can
send the money for bic labor 10 o..
Tor new goods: otherwise he vii, moi,
notice our infiuence.
Teash-You shalt In case Of sick.
ness Of need apely 70 yosr local deaf.
81 Tor cid and credit - we Do NO,
know you Of care 70.
00I nnnoRn H0p aona ~ eAaa >Hea.>
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29
HAVE YOU WEAK LUNGS?

DO colds settle on your chest OF in your
hronchial tubesp Do coughs hang on, or
ase you subject To throat troublesi
Such troubles should have immediate
treatment with the strengthening powers
consumption which 20 easily follows.
Scots Rmuision contains pure cod liver
oil which peculiarly strengthens the res
pirat0ry tract and improves the quality Of
the blood: the glyccrine in il soothcs and
heals the tender membranes Of the throat.
Soott's Is prescribed by the best special.
~. You can get il at any drug store.
scott Z Aovue, Dioom6eid. NJ.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29

ply. NO" he answered. You -
l have about four hours every nixht
which l am obliged to fool away
sleeping
A great many think the blockade ef-
fective
An end TO dye stuffs Of various hues
But pshaw. reports are often defec-
tive
In not, where do our girls get the
blues?
What did you give for that
horse?" asked one Galloway county
farmer OF another. Gave my note
for him." retorted the man ON horne
back. slightly resentful OF his
friends curiosity. you got him
cheap" was the curt response.
A citizen OF Detroit was saved
from drowning In the river. After
regaining his self possession he
thought Of q reward for his rescuer,
and turning to 4 crowd which A.
sembled on the dock asked: Can
any body here change = quarter"
Elbert Hubbard was the first phil-
osopher who ever made big money It
the business. He learned his pub
iicity methods while member OF the
firm Of Larkin 4 Company. and in
augurated their premium system.
His abilities were misdirected and he
died without discovering his discoy-
erer.
-
Alcohol increases the circulation
thirteen per cent. The pulse beat is
seventy-six per minute. II we null
tiply this by sixty an hour and twen-
ty-four hours in a day and add thir-
teen per cent, we find that the heart
is Obliged to do an extra amount of
work equal to fifteen and one-half
tons lifted.
The Outlook says that Kansas Ia q
great state and good one. is due In
no small degree TO the hard red
wheat grain which was brought from
the Crimea by the Mennonites. This
flinty wheat furnishes the Minneap.
oils miller with his best flour. On
account Of the war the demand for
II Is world wide.
There is a determined propa ganda
In the United States to inject reliEi-
Gus bigotry into our political life.
In referring to II the Philadelphia
Public Ledger warns its readers In
the following strong language. LET
IL cease and cease forever II this
country Is to continue TO be the land
OF freedom and the home of brother
hood. Let II cease and cease now
unless we wish to pave the way Tor
n bloody civil war In which the very
foundations OF the republic will he
jeopardized.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29
~. q. T. 4. Flower M,...os.

The W. e. T. 4. meeting for June
Will be held at the Rest Rooms ON
Tuesday afternoon. June ist. begin
ming promptly at ?:3o o'clock. A
Flower Mission program will be Civ
en- ~ follows:
Song. IAN Around the World"
Devotions. 80. Led by Mr.. Brooks
Department Quiz. Mrs. Wilson
Recitation. "Thc Modcst Violet.
.............. Helen Rohinsoa
Sons. ''Somebody" -Four Girls
Recitation. when the Flowers
Kesp Holiday. Sylvia coasway
Recitation. ''His 0oodnsss and
Love" ......... Elizabeth klooo
soas. The Flower Of Libssty"
Recltation. "0pring". .Pour 0isis
Recieaeloa. ''Ths Root 0ar1sa".
.............N Miss Mattel Hsaly
Al menbers ere requested u ~
psessat aad aii vislsors ass cordially
wooeo0e.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29
CHILL
BY
JOHN c. O'LEARY

come ana let US save thc nv
dies. Alfred @. Vanderbilt.
| Many lawyers and judges are not
competent to sit in economic dis
putes.,
We are beginning to learn that the
American melting pot really meits
and fuses.
Let us reserve little sympathy
| for the women and babies who died
at Trinidad.
For sustained ciimaxes commend
us to Colonel Roosevelt and the
Kingdom OF Italy.
/ Courage lies not in fine words.
remember that. Queen Elizabeth
OF elgium.
In the District of Columbia the
police are encouraged to make ar
rests because the fines go to make
pension fund.
The porters on the Pullman cars
might dignity the custom OF accept
ing tips by demanding retaining fee
like our lawyers.
-:"
We warn prospective June brides
not to forget something old and
something new. something borrowed
and something blue"
d
A cat at my window went meow"
| said Il cant stand those cries" An
old clock let fly but how said the
cat My, how fast time flies"
.
a serious accident occurred the
past week at the Park House. One
OF the guests got n splinter in his
tongue eating club sandwich.
A helpful sign of the times was
the editorial In the great family
journal on the performance OF the
Western Wheel Burlesque Company.
The germ theory IL disease Is
spreading rapidly In our literature.
We wonder II this is what caused
Rocky Ford TO quarantine her H.
brary.
The Cunard Company which own
ed the Lusitania. boastcd of not hav-
Ing lost passenger In the seventy
five years of the company's exis-
tence.
II the splitter must spit We advise
him To spit no, In the corner but In
the middle OF the floor where his
relatives or friends can clean II up
for him.
\ personally conducted tour OF
America:
New York-The larges, city In the
world. our chorus girls all come
from this city.
.
or sis'y.sis epoch making inyen-
tions, the United States CAV. the
world 20: England. II: France. 10:
Germany. s: Italy. ?: Brazil. /; Aus.
iraiia. !; Sweden. 1.
Astronomers says the Bis Dipper
IL rarduaily disappearing from the
sky. Hogan says We will no, miss
u sine. the Individual drinking cup
Is becoming 40 popular.
Thr." hundred members Of a knit.
ting class at Sing Sing prison have
sent $50 pieces ts~-aiers. caps.
searfs. .iel Ia III. suffering women
and children Of Poland.
49, %
Many a man who 10 familiar with
all the diplomatic exchanges which
lead up To the war and iis progress
from day TO day does not keep his
Lawn In shape or his ash can cover.
cd.
The fairmonn, philosopher Hays:
Diseases Of III. stomach and lungs
AZ" tn. diseases of civilization.
Society mus, pay n big toll 10 care
for those Who win no, sleep ou, Of
doors.
War is no, an pnmised evil for
some persons. A Canadian farmer
sold q horse recently for use In the
present var which had been rejected
on aeeoun, Of age AZ the time Of the
Iloef war
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29
PUDLlC 0DRVICn0,

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La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29

The fairmonn, philosopher says:
Diseases Of ,h. stomach and lungs
AZ" IN. diseases of civilization.
Society mus, pay a big toll 10 care
for those ~ho viii no, sleep ou, Of
doors.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29

=. A.lvs~s nv,ssssal olsssA.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29

Oun1ayS . - o'eloek az SsS'
11ooook.
- ~ = ssse $500.
c1eseA Deeea 49, ~.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29

o'1 psssrs fes sale q 'A's essle..
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29

War is no, an unmised evil for
some persons. A Canadian farmer
sold horse recently for use In the
present var which had been rejected
on account Of age at the time Of the
ijoer war.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29

A farm haad vas kept busy from
mosaiss sstii alsht In addition 10
shs cAeses which he pessosnel By
Ssasssa llshl '1'a eolas to ssis
and fla1 . steady No." he aail fiaai.
y - h1s eaDleyes. "Well. havsn's
80 - easi" ~ ~ aseealsAsl n.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29

Many man Who 10 familiar with
all the diplomatic exchanges which
lead up to the VAR and its progress
from day to day does no, keep his
ia~n In shape or his ash can cover.
cd.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29

A Chicago paper recently ran III,
follo~ins ID: "wanted--Yousl
man about ~ or - years old I.
learn the priatins trade. Must hav,
red hair" The editor Of this col
amn feels that he ssiii has one avail
able ssset.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29

A cat at my window went meow"
said Il cant stand those cries" An
old clock I let fly but how said the
cat My, how fast time flies"
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29

a serious accident occurred the
past week at the Park House. One
OF the guests got n splinter In his
tongue eating a club sandwich.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29

4 personally conducted tour OF
America:
New York-The larges, city In the
world. our chorus girls all come
from this city.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29

Thr.. hundred members of a knit
ting class a, Sing Sing prison have
sent ESQ pieces ts~-aiers. caps.
searfs. .,eD To III. suffering women
and children Of Poland.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29

The porters on the Pullman cars
might dignity the custom OF accept
ing tips by demanding retaining fee
like our lawyers.
La Junta tribune., 1915-05-29

We warn prospective June brides
not to forget something old and
something new. something borrowed
and something blue"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1915-03-25
FOOTBALL DURING THE LULLS
British Soldiers Preparing to Indulge
In Soccer on Firing Line
Schedule Arranged.

The eagerness Of the English sol
diers at the front to indulge in foot
ball during the lulls in the fighting has
recently received great encourage
ment.
The regiments engaged in the ardu.
GUS work on ambulance trains In
France got together and arranged
schedule of games to compete for
cup given by Lawrence Cotton, M. r.,
the sporting chairman Of the famous
Blackburn Rovers club. AS a souvenir
of the war the cup will be returned to
him with the name of the winning
team inscribed on it, and in exchange
he will present the winners with a set
of gold medals. Er9.f r f.tt+
A large number of footballs have
been sent across the channel by sew
eral of the English clubs, which has
enabled the soldier players to enjoy
many an exciting game. The, PROBES
sional soccer battalion, which has now
enlisted more than 500 active players
and includes the majority OF the best
players in the country, is expecting to
go on active service In May, when
continuance of soccer throughout the
summer months Is looked for behind
the firing line
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1915-03-25
BOXERS ARE "CREAM PUFFS"
Retired San Francisco Lightweight
Says Present-Day Scrappers Never
Do Any Damage.

Eddie Hanlon, the retired San Fran.
cisco lightweight, says the present.
day boxers are lot Of "cream-puff"
scrappers, who can box every night
do no damage and have none done to
them. Hanlon does not regret having
been a boxer, for 1t benefited him.
physically and financially.
Il made my friends" he says. Il
travelled all over the country and ]
was well paid for anything did. ]
tried my best, and, Judging from some
of my fights, the other fellow tried his
best, too. l might have been a good
carpenter or a fine blacksmith, where
as l made $4,000 out of the ring game
Some of it saved, the rest l threw
away.
1T was a great experience; 1t i'm.
proved my health. / will live ten
years longer than l would have had
l never done any boxing. / still fool
with the gloves for exercise; that's
all. know I'm in but also know
l could never come back, and that's
more than a lot of fighters ever
learn"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1915-03-25
FOULS ARE QUITE EXPENSIVE
Baseballs Hit Over New York Stand
Last Year Cost $a,ooo-Boston
Braves Spent More.

If all the baseballs which are hit
into the stand and over the stand in
New York city during season could
be recovered enough would be saved
to pay the salary of any New York
player except Christy Mathewson. The
Giants paid somewhat over $4,000 last
year, and the expense of the Yankees
was almost as much, making a total
of $4,000 in round numbers. The balls
are sold to the clubs at SIS dozen.
The Boston Braves spent even
more. The expense in their case was
traced to the short rightfield fence,
Charles Somers of Cleveland reporte
a wastage Of S3,765, and Schuyler
Britton had to write a check for ST.
295 for the 1876 dozen balls that were
used by the Cardinals last year.
And yet some of the fans are indig-
nant when the special police make at.
tempts to recover balls which have
been hit into the crowd.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1915-03-25
BEARS KILL SALMON |
Alaskan Bruin Stays Them for
Food and Sport.
Gan Eat 500 Pounds at One Meal
Gulls and Terms Also Among
Causes for Waning Fish Sup
ply in Northern Rivers.

Bears that fish in shallow water and
gulls and terms that pluck out the eyes
of their prey are destroying millions
of Alaskan salmon, according to d.
Lester Jones, deputy commissioner of
the bureau OF fisheries, who was sent
to Alaska last summer to investigate
the causes OF the waning salmon sup
ply. The bears, he says, are the worst
offenders, because they haunt the
shores of streams during the spawn
Ing season, and besides killing huge
quantities for food, STAY many thou
sands of others just for the pure JOY
of the sport.
The commissioner in his report tells
how at Black Bear creek in the Cleve-
land peninsula he found the shores for
$50 feet on both sides Uttered with
hundreds upon hundreds of humpback,
silver and chum salmon that had been
tossed out of the water by bears.
Hardly any of the fish had been mu-
tilated except by the marks Of the
bears claws on their backs. All that
was eaten was the cheek" of the sal.
mon, the bear, according to Commits
sioner Jones, being very fastidious and
preferring that part to any other.
AS the bears in Alaska are the larg-
est in the world and are noted for
their ravenous appetites, it is easy to
realize how much damage they can do
On Kodiak island, where the full
grown bear weighs three-quarters Of
ton, the deputy commissioner
learned from a native that one of
these giants could eat third of his
own weight in salmon in a single day.
"As in other parts of the territory"
Mr.. Jones remarks, this bear also
throws considerable numbers Of fish
out of the water, many of which it
may never care to touch for food"
While wolves and even eagles are
also doing much harm, Mr.. Jones
found that still greater destruction
was caused by gulls and terms. De-
scribing his visit to Sierra creek on
rainy day at low tide, he says:
MY attention was first attracted by
q movement of birds in the water and
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1915-03-25

shoves out his left hand, and, although
bare, takes a throw with it, in this
way getting the benefit of a nine.foot
reach.
When reaching into the diamond for
low heave Daubert has another tel
escoping stunt to do. OF course he
does not have to stretch quite as far
to get low one, for he can judge
his ball and take 1t on the bound II
there is time to wait for it.
Going after high one is one of the
best stunts that Daubert pulls. Natu-
rally, when the ball is thrown a mile
or two over his roof, he cannot keep
his foot on the bag and get it, but
he goes up like an aviator after the
altitude record and the ball has to be
ten feet above the ground to get by
him safely.
In 126 games during the season of
1914 Daubert, who is captain of the
brooklyn team as we'll as it's first base
man, hit for the fine average of 1929.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1915-03-25

In Jake Daubert the Brooklyn team
has the greatest little animated tele-
scope in baseball today. Six feet one
inch in height, the first sacker in the
Dodgers possession can and does snag
many wild toss and still manages
to keep his foot on the bag, to the
great discontinue of the batsman try.
ing to get to the initial corner. 1t
takes a mighty wild heave to draw
Daubert from the bag.
1t is figured that Jake can get a
throw nine feet from the bag when
the ball comes to the right, stretching
his full length and still hooking the
station with his toe.
Having to reach across his body
with his gloved hand when ball is
thrown to the left of the bag, he natu-
rally loses some distance in mailing
these heaves, but he can get those
that come within eight feet and two
or three inches. OF course, il the
worst comes to the worst, the Dodger
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1915-03-25

Americas first (and only Twilight
Twins" had their initial ride in an au-
tomobile, when their mother, Mrs.
Bessie Mccain of Brooklyn, took them
to a Twilight Sleep lecture held at
the Brooklyn Academy of Music, I'M
der the auspices of the Twilight
Sleep association. The Twilight
Twins are both boys-and two more
healthy boys cannot be found. They
were born in the Kings County hos
pita1 month ago, while their moth
er was under the influence of the new
method as practiced by the Freiburg
specialists of Germany. The associa-
ton is planning a tour of the more
important cities in the United States
in order to educate women to the adj
vantages of the Twilight Sleep and
see that physicians use none but the
approved method in administering the
scopolamin-morphin treatment. Twi-
light mothers will be the principal
lecturers.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1915-03-25
WEIGHT LIMIT DISREGARDED
PugiIistic Champions Object to Max
Ing neutrality-suspicious. Weighs
145 at Three O'Clock.

Pugilistic champions pay just about
as much attention to weight limits as
the Federal league does to Ban John
sons threat.
The bantam limit is 116. Kid Will
liams no longer will agree to weigh in
at that figure About 100 or 121 is
more to his liking. And more within
his possibilities.
Johnny Kilbane. the featherweight
champ, won't hop into the ring under
1876, although the limit is 122.
Freddie Welsh, lightweight cham
pion of the world, won't do 1873 ring
side, the prescribed limit. Willie
Richie makes 1876 and no less.
Mike Gibbons, the acknowledged
welterweight champion, won't submit
to weighing in at ringside. He'll do
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1915-03-25
IS CHILD CROSS,
FEVERISH, SICK
Look, Mother! If tongue is
coated, give ''CaIif0rnia
Syrup of Figs"

Children love this fruit laxative"
and nothing else cleanses the tender
stomach, liver and bowels so nicely.
A child simply will not stop playing
to empty the bowels, and the result is
they become tightly clogged with
waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach
sours, then your little one becomes
cross, half-sick, feverish, don't eat.
sleep or act naturally, breath is bad,
system full Of cold, has sore throat,
stomach-ache or diarrhOea. Listen,
Mother! See if tongue is coated, then
give a teaspoonful Of California
Syrup Of Figs" and in few hours all
the constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out Of the sys-
tenn, and you have a well child again.
Millions of mothers give California
Syrup of Figs" because it is perfectly
harmless; children love it, and it new
er fails to act on the stomach. liver
and bowels.
Ask at the store for a 50-cent bottle
Of California Syrup Of Figs" which
has full directions for babies, children
Of all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. ADV.