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The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
BIG SHIP DISASTERS.

Feb. 7, 1S62-The Orpheus, Brit
ish steamer, wrecked off New Zea-
land 200 lives lost
Oct. 29, 1S67-The Rhine and
asore' at St. Thomas, West Indies,
with about SO other vessels in the
grip of a hurricane; 100 lives lost
Nov. 23, 1S73.-Atlantic, White
Star liner, wrecked off Nova Scotia;
sept 8, 1s7s.-Princess Alice,
in the Thames; 700 lives lost.
Sept. 19, /1S9O.-Ertogrul, Turk
ish ,frigate,/ foundered off Japan;
$40 lives lost.
line. n@i sunk un in Collision With British
steamer .Ansoa off Gibraltar; 574
July 2, 1sss.-La Bourgoyne,
steamer, rammed by British sailing
vessel near Cromartyshire; 5S4
took R'f fire 20; at Hell Gate, East G river
New York; 1000 lives lost
July 8, 1904.-Norge, a steamship,
floundered at sea; 81 lives lost.
Atlantic coast; IT'S lives lost.
April is, 1912.-Titanic, White
Star liner, struck iceberg and sank;
1,517 lives lost
May 20, 1914.-Empress of Ire
Storstad in st. Lawrence river; 945
lives lost.
May Z, 1sl5.-Lusitania, Cunard
liner, sunk by torpedo off Old Head
July "a, 1915.-Eastland, lake
steamship carrying $500 excursion
lists, overturned in Chicago river
1000 lives lost.
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
START TWO INVESTIGATIONS
Chicago in Mourning and Prayers Of.
fered for Victims and Their
Relatives.

Cornish, N. H., July 27.-President
Wilson ordered complete investiga.
tion by the Department of Commerce
into the sinking of the excursion
steamer Eastland. The President di.
rected that nothing be left undone to
fix the responsibility.
Chicago, July 27.-Bodies of 800 per
sons killed in the capsizing of the
steamer Eastland at it's wharf in the
Chicago river had been recovered Sun
day after forty hours of searching by
divers around the steel hulk, still lying
on it's side, half submerged, where it
rolled Saturday, while laden with 2,40S
excursionists.
The total dead as result of the
turning over of the ship still remains
at approximately 1000, according to
estimates made by Coroner Hoffman
whose reports indicated that probably
200 bodies still were held in the mud
of the river by the superstructure OF
the overturned boat. While only 1902
passengers of the Eastland have regis
tered with the Western Electric Com
pany as saved, it is thought that about
Ats survivors, including the crew OF
seventy-two, had failed to report their
escape.
Acting Mayor Moorhouse and his
advisors at a meeting Sunday began
the raising of a relief fund of 100000
to be distributed by subcommittee
acting under the direction of the ma.
tional Red Cross, the Associated Char
tiles and the municipal health depart
ment
In addition to this, the Western Elec
trio Company, whose employees formed
the majority of the ill-fated excursion
party, has announced that 100000
from its employees insurance fund is
available for relief Numerous private
relief funds also have been started.
Meanwhile, Mayor Thompson, who
was at the Panama-Pacific exposition
to take part in the ceremonies in cele.
bration of Illinois Day, left for Chi.
cago on a special train to take his
place in the direction of the relief
work.
Coroner Hoffman issued an appeal
to the public for fund for the burial
of the unidentified dead.
In churches and homes throughout
the city Sunday were offered prayers
for the suffering and victims.
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
WHERE THE INCHES COUNTED
British Statesman's Remarkably Neat
Retort to Chairman's Shaft
of "Wit."

Lloyd-George's wit on the platform
is we'll known, but here is one of the
neatest retorts he ever made.
He was addressing a meeting in
South Wales, according to Pearson's
Weekly, when the chairman, thinking
to be witty at the chancellor's expense,
remarked to the audience that he was
a little disappointed in Lloyd-George' s
appearance.
"I had heard so much about Mr..
Lloyd George" he said that / nat.
urally expected to meet big man in
every sense; but, as you can see for
yourselves, he is very small in stat
ure."
Many an orator would have been
grievously upset by such an unfortu-
nate beginning to the proceedings, but
not so Lloyd-George.
"I am grieved to find" he said, with
mock seriousness, that your chairman
is disappointed in my size, but this is
owing to the way you have here OF
measuring a man. In North Wales we
measure a man from his chin up, but
you evidently measure him from his
chin down."
After that the chairman made no
more personal remarks.
Speak but little and let that little
be the truth.
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
EASTLAND DEAD
PLACED AT 1000

Erie, after an unsatisfactory career,
was the first to be loaded.
Rain began to fall as the wharf su-
perintendents lifted the gang planks
from the Eastland, declaring that the
government limit of $500 passengers
had been reached White dresses
peeped from raincoats, as those aboard
waved goodbye to friends on shore
waiting to board the other vessels.
Then the passengers swarmed to the
left side of the ship as the other
steamers drew up the river toward the
wharf. A tug was hitched to the East
land, ropes were ordered cast off and
the engines began to hum.
For nearly five minutes the ship
turned before it finally dived under
the swift current of the river, which,
owing to the drainage canal system,
flows from the lake. During the
mighty turning of the ship with it's
cargo of humanity, lifeboats, chairs
and other loose appurtenances on the
decks slipped down the sloping floors,
crushing the passengers toward the
rising waters.
Then there was plunge with a
sigh of air escaping from the hold,
mingled with crying of children and
shrieks of women, and the ship was
on the bottom of the river, casting
hundreds of it's passengers into the
water.
Many sank, entangled with clothing
and bundles, and did not rise, but
scores came to the surface, giving the
river the appearance of a crowded
bathing beach. Many seized floating
chairs and other objects. Those on
shore threw out ropes and dragged in
those who could hold these lifelines.
Employees of commission firms along
the river threw crates, chicken coops
and other floatable things into the cur
r. mt, but most of these were swept
away by the stream.
Rushed to Aid of Drowning.
Boats were put out, tugs rushed to
the scene with shrieking whistles, and
many men snatched off their coats and
sprang into the river to aid the drown.
ing. With thousands of spectators
ready to aid and the wharf within
grasp, hundreds went to death despite
efforts at rescue.
One mother grasped her two chill
dren in her arms as she slipped from
the steamer into the water. One child
was torn from her, but she and the
other were saved.
At 9 o'clock Saturday night 800
bodies had been removed to the Sec
ond Regiment armOry. They were laid
in rows of eighty-five across the whole
length of the armory
Revised figures show 176 bodies had
been identified. Of ia partially iden-
titled bodies, forty-seven were men,
forty-eight women, seven boys and
twelve girls.
The steamer Eastland was built in
1903 and owned by the Eastland Navi-
cation Company of Cleveland, Ohio. 1t
was 265 feet long, 80 feet wide and
had a draft of % feet, with a net ton.
mage of 1918.
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
Two Denver Youths Are Safe.

Denver, July 26.-There was rejoic-
ing in two Denver homes Sunday
when word was received that Arthur
Ellery and Robert Manard, two young
employees of the Western Electric
Company in Chicago were safe. Nei-
ther was on board the steamer East
land Mrs. Frances Ellery, a teacher
in the Garden Place school and moth
er IF Arthur Ellery, was so i'll that
grave concern was felt for her until
she received telegram from her son
stating that he was safe in New York
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
Not a Black Hand,

A stenographer was out of a job.
He was discussing the best ways and
means of rehabilitating his ebbing
bank roll with friend who also was
listed among the unemployed. Said
the friend:
eff l were you I'd write letter for
money"
Il have" replied the stenog.
"For how much?"
"Oh, $4,000"
"Well-?" asked the friend in
astonishment.
WELL" repeated the shorthand man
sadly, "the letter asking for the $4,000
is all ready to mail, but I'll be darned
if l can think of anybody to mail it
louisville Times.
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
Not GUILTY.

"IIey, you big busher!" yelled an
excited fan as the pitcher of the home
team issued his fourth successive base
on balls, forcing runner across the
plate. Where did you learn to pitch?
In a correspondence school?"
If the pitcher heard, he made no
sign, but another spectator sitting
near the excited one administered
stinging rebuke.
"You talk like a fish, he said
scornfully. What makes you think
that dub ever learned to pitch any,
Where?"
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
EXCURSION STEAMER, LOADED
WITH PICNICKERS, CAPSIZES
AT DOCK IN THE HEART
OF CHICAGO, ILL.
DIVERS SEARCH HULL
OFFICERS ARRESTED DOUBLE
INVESTIGATION STARTED
TO FIX BLAME FOR
DISASTER.
Western Newspaper Union News Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Chicago, July 26-Coroner Hoffman
announced Saturday night that he had
ordered the arrest of every official of
the Indiana Transportation Company,
leasing the steamer Eastland which
capsized Saturday morning with a
party of excursionists, nearly 1,500 of
whom were reported drowned. No in
dividuals were mentioned in the cOrO-
ner's announcement.
w. c. Steele, secretary and treas
urer of the st. Joseph-ChicagO Steam
ship Company, which owned the East
land, built on Lake Erie in 1903 and
remodeled later because topheavy, it
is said, was arrested and locked up at
the police station.
The cororer at II o'clock Saturday
night said that he had hopes that the
number of dead would not exceed
1000. The number of bodies in the
morgue, according to official count,
was S09 The coroner said that any
bodies in addition to the 500 were in
the river or the hull of the Eastland.
The big steamer capsized within a
few feet of land as it was about to
leave it's wharf in the Chicago river
with $500 relatives and friends of
employees of the Western Electric
Company for trip across Lake Michi-
gan. The ship rolled on it's side in
twenty-five feet Of water within five
minutes after it began to list.
Coroner's Physician Springer de
clared that 1900 persons were killed
while other estimates ran as high as
2,100, but these did not agree with the
statement that not more than 2,5OC
passengers were on board the vessel
During the day more than 500 bodies
were taken from the river and the
hull of the overturned vessel, whose
sides were cut open with gas flames
to admit divers Several persons
were taken alive from the cabins in
the ship after it had lain on it's side
in the river for four hours, but the zoe
other persons said to be in the hulk
are all dead.
Under the glare of searchlights
scores of men worked in the hull Of
the vessel to remove the bodies. The
steamer lay on the bottom of the river
one-half of it's side protruding from the
water.
The cause of the capsizing had not
been determined Saturday night, but
federal, city and state officers were
conducting Investigations to determine
whether the ship was topheavy from
faulty designing, was improperly bal
lasted, or was poorly handled in
warping from the wharf.
Under misty skies, 1000 men, WON
en- and children wended their way tC
the river wharf to fill five large lake
steamers with holiday mirth in trip
to Michigan City. The steamer East
land, brought to Chicago from Lake
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
Mean DISPOSITION.

Before engaging rooms in yodr
house." said the bachelor, II want to
know if there are any families with
crying babies staying here"
"Im afraid there is," replied the
landlady; "but We"
well, l was just going to say" con-
tinued the other, that if there are, I
want you to put me in the room next
to theirs. l want to wake up in the
night and hear their trouble, so that
l can congratulate myself again that
I'm not married. !
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
Rescuer Finds Daughters Body.

Chicago. = Private tragedies were
numerous about the wreck. The
crowd moved and swayed against the
police liz es, striving to catch a
glimpse of the dead or the tragedy
stricken survivors as the latter turned
from their efforts to bring life back
to loved ones. One city fireman, lean
ing far over an opening cut in the hull
pulled out body passed to him by a
diver. He turned the form over, and
tainted as he gazed into the face of his
own daughter.
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
TENDER SENSITIVE SKINS
Quickly Soothed by Cuticura. Moth
ing Better. Trial Free.

Especially when preceded by a hot
bath with Cuticura Soap. Many com
forting things these fragrant super
creamy emollients may do for the
skin, scalp, hair and hands and do it
quickly, effectively and economically.
Also for the toilet, bath and nursery.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
Charity.

II hates desc suspicious guys" said
the panhandler.
What have dey been doin' to you
now?" asked his friend.
"A gink gives me a dime dis morn
in to git somethin' to eat, and den he
follers me into a restaurant and
watches me spend it,"
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31

The good news revived her. Miss Ro-
sale Manard, 762 Quebec street, re-
ceived telegram yesterday from the
Western Electric Company announc-
ing that her brother, Robert Manard,
an architect employed by the COM
pany, was saved Nothing has yet
been heard from John Malnburg,
brother of Mrs. Carl Eklund, wife of
the pastor of the First Swedish NJ E.
church. Mrs Eklund believes that her
brother, foreman of one of the depart
ments at the Hawthorne plant, went
on the excursion.
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
No Use.

They're using an awful lot of au-
tomobiles in the European war" re-
marked the auto enthusiast.
81 know" said the disgruntled pc
destrian. But what good does it do?
The manufacturers keep turning the
blamed things out faster than those
fellows over there can bust 'em up
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
Russian Ship Sunk,

London.-The Russian ship Rubonia
has been torpedoed and sunk by a sub
marine Her crew Of thirty was land
ed on the Orkney islands. The traWler,
Star Of Peace, also was torpedoed and
sunk off the Orkneys. Her crew was
landed at Stromness.
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
The Great Trouble.

Apropos of a seashore divorce,
Mayor Riddle of Atlantic City said:
THE great trouble is that so many
husbands, when they meet an old
fame down here on the wind-swept
beach, insist on being moths"
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
Not LikeIv.

GA curious thing happened to me
this morning" began the man who al
ways told long-winded stories.
did somebody stop to listen to one
of your yarns?" inquired the other,
reaching for his hat
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
mANv WAR ZONE HOSPITALS

Have ordered Aliens Foot-Ease, the antiseptic
powder, for among the convalescent troops.
Shaken into the shoes dissolved in the foot
bath, Aliens Foot-Ease gives refreshing rest and
comfort and prevents the feet getting tired or
foot sore. Try it TODAY. Don't accept any sub
sttute. Sold Everywhere. Csc For FREE sam
pie. address Allen S. Omsted, Leroy. NJ Y.-Adv.
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
Directions Wanted.

Oculist-You will drop little of
this into your eye three times day.
Patient-Before meals, or after?
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
Eastland Victims Had S12. 500

Chicago. - Ten thousand dollars
worth of jewelry and $4,000 in cur
rency has been found in the clothing
of Eastland victims or near the scene
of the accident.
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
A Ia Bible,

IF l kissed you on one cheek, what
would you do?"
I'D turn the other cheek, also"
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31

Red Cross Bag Blue makes the laundress
happy, makes clothes whittier than snow.
All good grocers. ADV.
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31

Municipal Research Chickens.
Farmer-These are chickens.
City Guest-I presume one breed
lays scrambled eggs and the other
fried
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
Of No Further Use.

Of No Further Use.
What are these volumes you are
throwing out?"
my library on international law"
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
After a Catch.

A man with a small mesh net was
seen returning to his bungalow.
Been out after the speckled beau.
ties?" asked neighbor
mo, I'm going in after mosquitoes"
replied the net bearer with vengeance
in his tones.
The Benson signal., 1915-07-31
Not So Bad as That.

What are you so furious about,
wife?"
Mrs. Smith just called me an old
cat!"
why, you're not old!"-Farm Life.