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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
MlSlMTERPRETED.
A Cryptic Letter That Fond Husband
Didn't Read Ariqht.

Didn't Read Alright.
Jenkins wife was away on visit.
Now, jenkins was very busy man.
He believed not in lengthy cOmmuni-
cations. In letter writing brevity was
the synonym for excellence.
He loved his wife devotedly, enjoyed
hearing from her often and always de-
voured her brief letters with the keen
appetite of an enthusiastic lover.
But to wade through long, drawn
out letter Of sixteen pages was to him
an utter waste of time and eyesight.
So one day his heart danced with de-
light at the receipt of the following
from her "a perfect gem of thing-so
short and sweet-so to the point:
M. d. l.:
b. S. d. f. t. n. a. n. o. t. w. m. f.
MARY.
He read it,
My Dearling Love:
l barely sleep, dearest. for thinking
night after night of thee. With much
faith, MARY.
He should have read it thus:
Money down low. | bought silk dress
for thirty-nine at Newburgs on tick. Wire
me fifty. MARY.
Philadelphia Ledger.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
All the News That's Fit to Print.

humble peg is all the go.
Everybody is looking bad since the
box supper.
Borned-To Mrs. James T. Black,
bouncing girl.
]. W. Taylor recommends stock pow
ffers for crooked legged ogs.-Birdseye
Valley Argus.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
Had No Chance

Honesty pays in the long rum"
counselied the visitor. Perhaps you're
right" admitted the man I'm the stripes
but cop got me before I'd gone 100
yards-"-Baltimore American.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
That's the RIGHT Idea.

1.-THE old fogy is certainly an opti-
mist" remarked the crouch
"That so?" asked the boob.
ut sure is" replied the crouch. why.
he regards the number 10 as the begin
ming of new Dozen"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
He read it.:
And So He Did.

''I'll make the world brighter place."
He said. And so he did.
He dealt in oil and gasoline,
Had thoughts beneath his lid.
Into his storehouse soon he went
To draw a can or two,
He dropped a match by accident
The world much brighter grew.
Harvard Lampoon.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
Human Hatrack,

Indignant Young Lady-That gawky
freak! Why, you told me he was
hobby young fellow!
Treacherous Friend-Yes, but / spell
ed it with a k.-Chicago Post.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26

Patience had Job admittedly,
A patience good and ripe,
But oft we wonder if ever he
Colored a meerschaum pipe.
Philadelphia Telegraph.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
Squeezed.

She likes to dapble in bum stocks,
They keep her highly pleased;
For though the market costs her rocks
She's always being squeezed.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
Our Baby Bows.

It's hard to think our baby kids,
The cunning little friskers,
In course of time will have bald lids
And flowing whiskers.
Kansas City Journal.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
Is That So!

Contortionists should have much dough
They are on Easy street:
They touch the forehead with the toe
And thus make both ends meet.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
"Who is he?"

VINO is he!'
That's Bill Bones. He amt done a
stroke of work for sixteen years. Just
sits around and tells stories.'
whats the matter with him?"
Nothing. Only some fool fellow
back in '93 told him he looked like Lin
coin. "-Pittsburgh Dispatch.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
HUH!
ZOO ;s ,oka" said Rings.

"Our language is a loke." said Bings.
81 know a lot of men
Who say they will not stand for things.
And then they fall for them"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
Revised.

Life is real. life is earnest,
Bankruptcy is not the goal.
Though to ice bills thou returnest
Ere thy bill IS paid for coal.
Detroit Free Press.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
Bits Of Byplay
BY Luke McLuke
Copyright, 1915, the Cincinnati
Enquirer
BY Luke McLuke


The worlds good old place So take
No fear of your tomorrows;
1t offers lots of Joy to make
Up for it's passing sorrows
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
Paw Knows Everything.

WiIlie-Paw. what is the bone of con.
tention?
Paw-The jaw bone. my son.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26

"My stomach's an migrate" said Bings.
''Of this there is no question.
For when / fill it full of things
1t gives me indigestion"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
Daily Health Hint.

If you swear off swearing do not
pound your thumb with a hammer the
next day.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
Is WORTHWHILE SATISFIED?
The Evidence Is Convincing The Testi-
mOny Open to Investigation

mony Open to Investigation
Before statement can be accepted
here, it must be supported by local testi-
mony-by the evidence of someone re-
siding in Morrisville. Statements from
unknown people in remote places may be
true, but we cannot prove them. Here is
a statement by a Morrisville resident:
John NJ. Miles, % Main St., Worthwhile,
says: "Por two or three years L suffered
from attacks of backache. During these
spells the kidney secretions were irregu.
lar in passage and unnatural. This weak
ness kept me from getting my proper
rest. In the morning, 1 was dull and
worn out. After trying various remedies
without success, began using Doan's
Kidney Pills, procured from Cheney's
Drug Store. Two boxes improved my
condition in every way. / still endorse
Doan's Kidney Pills.
Price so cents at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pflls-the same that Mr..
Miles had. Foster-Milburn Co., Pro-
prietors, Buffalo, N. Y. Adv.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
Our Daily Special.

To get the best results go after them
yourself.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26

:. 10 feel strong, have good appetite and
digestion, sleep soundly and enjoy life,
use Burdock Blood Bitters. the family
system tonic. Price, 81 90 -adv't
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26
Particular.

"For fresh young men / have no use."
Said pretty Mary Micken;
"You may call me a little goose,
But don't call me chicken"
Cincinnati Enquirer.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26

AS long as you are out of reach
We are content to call you peach.
Marietta (O) Register-Leader.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26

1t is our waste that makes us poor and
others rich.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26

Eta Mann lives at Otway, o.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1915-05-26

Things to Worry About.
A Turk seldom eats with his wives.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20
Additional Locals

Bob Reid has been home this week
from Dawson.
n. b. Percy went to Saginaw this
morning on business.
The primary money apportionment
this year is $40 per child.
Mrs. Nina Campbell, from Chicago,
has been visiting Yale and Lynn friends
this week.
John Patton raised a fine large barn
frame on his farm northeast of Yale
Monday afternoon.
A full figure portrait of Frank Sheehy
in base ball uniform appeared in the
Detroit Free Press of Sunday, May 9th.
Charles Fletcher, who has spent the
winter with his daughter at Amadore
is here for few days visit to his son
VIM. Ii.
Will Cole was in Yale last Saturday
for the first time since his long siege
of sickness. lie is gaining strength
every day.
Hassey 81 Holcomb, fruit dealers,
have dissolved partnership, Hi Holcomb
retiring and Toney Hassey continuing
in the business.
VIM. ii. Learmont, James McColl,
+. w. Farley and James Stirling autoed
to Deckerville Wednesday where they
attended bankers meeting.
Get your banquet tickets for the o.
K. ). anniversary at j. |. RosenthaPs
or the Expositor office this week with
out fail They are free to members of
the order.
Mrs. RObt. Lewis has duck which
started March 28th and has laid an egg
every day and seven times during that
time laid two eggs in one day. Who
has duck that can beat this?
We notice in the list of Port Huron
business men who were the guests of
the Detroit Chamber of Commerce on
Tuesday of this week the name of our
former townsman u. j. Flynn now one
of the proprietors of Hotel Metropole.
Beavis 81 Hutchinson have a page in
this issue of the Expositor advertising
continuation of their closing out sale.
Read every line of it carefully and take
advantage of the bargains offered.
The sale has been hummer from the
start.
Born in the city of Port Huron, on
Sunday, May 16. 1915, to Mr.. and Mrs.
j. g. Davis, a nice, big, bouncing boy,
weight 91S pounds. Here's hoping the
little fellow may grow to manhood,
and be as good looking, good natured
and as agreeable as his dad.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Horton desire
to thank the many friends and neigh
bors for the kindness and sympathy
shown during the sickness and after
the death of their little daughter, also
to all who took part in the funeral SER
vices and for the beautiful floral Of
| ferings.
The testimony of all the witnesses
and the arguments of the attorneys in
the mandamus proceedings brought
against the city of Yale by Leslie Sill
verthorn to show cause why the city
should not grant him license are all
in aud Judges Law and Tappan have
taken until Friday to give their de-
cision.
The demonstration of the 16 Mogul
Tractor on the farm Of Frank Kettle
well, Friday, May l4th, was success in
every way. A good.siZed crowd was
present, about five hundred people and
all seemed much pleased with the
work, the tractor did. 1t is wonder
full machine and is great saver of
horse flesh.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20
A Very Sad Death

The following letter was received
yesterday. Clippings were enclosed
from the Express, Examiner and
Tribune, Los Angeles papers, with ar
ticles on the death of Mrs, Lille Null
holland, notice of which we published
in the Expositor last week.
Manley Apt. Bakersfield, Calf.
May IL, 1915.
M y dear Mr.. Menzies
We are very sad family as you will
know by the enclosed clippings.
AT times it only seems yesterday when
we were young people together.
My mother joins me with kindest
regards Yours sincerely
Lulu Ferguson Mitchell
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20
Horse Races.
at the
Driving Park Grounds
YALE
Monday, May 3lst
Three Events for Prizes. An
nouncement Next Week.
OBITUARY..

Joseph Gulliatt died at the home of
his nephew in Yale on Saturday, May
10, 1915, at the age of al years and one
day; cause tuberculosis
Deceased has been patient sufferer
from this dread disease. The funeral
services were held from the Brick
chapel at 1870 Wednesday afternoon,
Rev. Wood of Brown City officiating.
Burial in Moore cemetery.
Mrs. McColeman died at her home
near Old Brockway on Thursday, May
-, 1915, aged 60 years. For many
years deceased was a resident on a
farm near Peck and only recently
moved to Old BrOckway. The funeral
was held Saturday morning and the
interment made in Peck cemetery.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20

FOR SALES room house; electric
lights, water, toilet and bath. Large
lot, good barn. Located corner South
Main and Kennefick streets. Write
Mrs. VIM. Grimes, Melvin R4 for
terms and particulars. IA
MILLINERY GOODS-Will be at
Melvin, Friday, May 2lst, and every
Friday during May and June with a
full line of Millinery Goods, Hats,
Flowers, etc. Goods will be shown
in hotel parlors. Mrs. Frederick
Kirby. IA
LOST-A leather pocket book con-
tanning about IS or so in silver
and bills on road between lake HUI
ron and Black river on Tuesday,
May4. Finder will be rewarded by
leaving same at Jeddo postoflice.
John Hilliker. 7-2
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20
Basket Picnic

The Sunshine Hustlers and their
pupils of districts no. and Emmett,
4 and Wales, Kenockee, 2 Brockway
and Riley announce their second an
nual basket picnic Oh their closing day,
Tuesday, May 20 in Jefferson Browns
grove.
The entertainments of the day will
consist of program by the school
children, ball game, Emmett vs..
Goodells, races, etc.
Refreshments of ice cream. lemonade,
candies, etc. can be secured on the
grounds.
The Capac band will furnish music.
Come young and old and have a days
enjoyment.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20
Dissolution Notice

Notice is hereby given that the par
nership heretofore existing under the
firm name of Hassey e Holcomb has
this day been dissolved. All accounts
due said firm to be paid to Toney Has
sey who will pay all bills of said firm.
III. G.. Holcomb
Toney Massey
Dated this 18th day Of May A. ID. 1915.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20
Injection in the Air

Medical authorities agree that colds
are infectious. In some cities children
with colds are barred from schools.
Springs changing weather brings many
colds. The quickest and safe way to
stop coughs, colds and Group is to give
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound.
Herb. r. Hennessy. Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20
Notice To Public

wish to announce to the people of
Yale that have on hand full supply
of nantes and all accessories for the
Aladdin lamp. Any wanting same can
get them at my residence opposite DR..
j. B. Stevens. 7-2 Claude Sweet.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20
FOR SALE.

1 have for sale at bargain the fol-
lowing articles nearly new
One Deering mower, 3 TT cut
One Deering mower, 6 IT cut
One Surrey
shetland pony, buggy, harness and
saddle
A quantity of barn timber
Two cream Separators
For further particulars call and see
me- z Geo. Mcintyre, Yale
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20
YALE VS.. ARMADA FRIDAY

Tomorrow the Armada high school
team visits Yale and at o'clock in
the afternoon City Park will be the
scene of an interesting game of base
ball Let's all turn out and help the
home team win. Admission %.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20
ANNOUNCEMENT.

Owing to the confusion in the names
of two Doctor Fraziers on Military ST.,
DIR. Il. Q. Frazer, specialist on Eye,
Ear, Nose, and Throat diseases wishes
to announce his Office on the ground
floor of the Yokom Bldg, opposite the
Harrington Hotel, 101l Military St,
Port. Huron, Mich.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20
Please Call and Settle

All persons indebted to me for cloth.
ing, gents furnishings etc, are re-
quested to please call and settle same
at earliest time possible. / need the
cash and will thank you for a settle
ment of your account.
SO j. l. Rosenthal, clothier.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20
Our "ITNEYo offer...This and Sc

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this
slip, enclose with FIVE cents to Foley Il
Co., Chicago, ILL.,, writing your name
and address clearly. You will receive
in return trial package containing
Foley's Honey & Tar Compound, for
coughs, colds and Group, Foley Kidney
Pills and Foley Oathartic Tablets.
Herb L. Hennessy.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20

Groom house, lots, barn, shed, hog
pen, hen coop, some berries and fruit
on lots; desirable place located on
Mechanic street, Yale, for sale. For
particulars and terms, call on or ad
dress DIR. w. q. Wight, Yale. so
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20

The Expositor prints auction bills
on short notice-right In price, quail
ity and appearance.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20
Our Advice Is:
When you feel out of sorts from consti-
patton, let us say that if
HexoQe GtdenQieh>

do not relieve you, see physician,
because no other home remedy will.
Sold only by us, 10 cents.
The RexaIl Store Of Grant Holden.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20

Well send you a sample copy of
the Expositor II you wish one.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1915-05-20

Old papers for shelves, and for put
ting under carpets, for sale at the
Expositor ONCE.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1915-09-03

senoifsRf6aft mub auf Der Sut fem.
- Sie Sdpeis bat bic Reuiralitdt
b;sber in muitsrgiiItiesr WsiIe auf=
redt erbalten unb san5 anaebeurs
Spfer bufiir borgebraGt. Die pirts
lhaftlide Gage bes tIeinen Ypltes 1T
Gberaus trauris. beionners ininlae
res pStlilsn aufbOrens bes Syrsm-
eenbertebrs. @u9 an Nabrungsmit.
isln feblt IS idon redt bseentlid.
G.idIi6erneiie beiibt Ssutidlonb &c.
nii9enb Relsrpsn an 2ebsnsmitte!n,
UNI Den ShpeiSern in ben tritiI9en
Wofen turs Dor Der @rnts, lpelbe in
ctdH9ep SeiIen bes SGpelserlnnbes
ibrisens f9oa Mitte SuIi besiunt,
tsiipriugen 3u tOnnsn. 8enn aud
len Sapei5ern, pte man onnebmen
tdnu, bic 8lutopfer eripart bieiben.
lperoea. 10 pir6 hos aons ourd) ben
Sries mirti9aftIif bod fir mandeS
5obr tart ssiddoigt psrbsn.
4 X 4
lin 1900 be1nb @nglanb Elm Bier
tel, Rublonp Elm SsdItsl. 5rontrei&
Elm 3p0lftel, 9eutihIono nber nur
en- 9ter5i9tel Der ielten @rbs
cbsrfld9e! Va mub man pirtliG
Ira9en, bat Der Serrsott Geisn Ylos
rsten nur eridoffen, oomit oetfelbe
per fult ausfdlieBlideu 4usbeutuno
burf unlers Seinoe, nnmentli6 pur9
Tie Sriten, anbeimfuIIsn foII9
&On 8a6rieIe O'Innunair entpirft
Ter .8ornarts" in Berlin folaeubes
Bib: Bel ibm pirb Der potriotis
mus sur pbrals uno Dunn su @elb,
lpie ibm felt ieiusn iuusen Sobren
toS Mei6 CUR Pbrois lporp unb gu
t!insenosr Miinse. @r 1T Elm Wprts
tiinitlsr, lpie penige pOr ibm. 9lber
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W9ortFtlisrane: er fiibIt fir oos 8ns
terIdnb nthts, bus er beIingt, 70 ne
iig ct fir bic 6ruuen aeiiiblt bat.
Gle ct III isiren Romunen Der @ier
ras Yublitums nntt p%retasibt, 0'@ns
nun3io lit international i'm I4Ietlts
ten Slime, puterIonbslpS, pie Die
9efe osr @roBfopt, pis oos edna.
rcBergei4metb Der 9sbetpett. Gr
lam tein Bolt pe%rt0rpern, bns lid,
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Mriege erdn9t: er pertOrpert ben
&rebsi9aoen ager G0Iter, ben all:
obitcben miiIien, ben i~terilen Gaoisa
INNS Der 8~enubIudt unb NuSteu,
tung."
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1915-09-03

q . y
Bonn /. bis 16. Wlut 6a6en bic
GngtGnOer, mad ben 8erluitliIten Der
gonponer gIGtter, 2100 Sffi3iers
pertOren. Die meiiten limb Bel gpern
,no al Den 0orp1nelIen geiulIen.
Die berl9Hten Re9imenter, in mel.
den bic S0bne Der NriItptrdtie biens
ten, iino taft pernibtet porben. 8iele
ter dlteiten @dhIeAter @nglanos
lperoen ausiterben.
Sin fir uns iebr idmer5lider
8erluit beite6t BARN, boB Sery
GburdiH abgsIGgt werpen Toll. limb
clt1 0er l6err Rit9euer iOIl geben.
H6er DtelIei6t lpirb er @eneraI,fiis
Eus on 5rend)5 STEELE. Die 9Iatter
res britiiGeM 3eitungst6nigs Nortb
r!iffs p0rueu 5lpor ieDr einnrin9Ii4
Dor pieiem Me6IeI. sic bebuupten,
paB &itfsners 6iibrung DeS Buren,
trieges Elm Stononl gelpeIen lei. is
s0rt 6ecfntli9 in ben britil4en Sub
Iertreiien, Die @erren 3onten iid
eerartig, bob man lpieoer an ooS
oben Sitieyts lincplni2e Nort ben
len mug. LIMB Die Gntente 8riiOer
Slntsu iid aud BON Bolt su goIt.
Bel S%run3pien uno GnglGuoern pirb
ii6r bic &uiien. eeren entIeBlife
.sieoerIoge man bod niht mebr Der
1eimli9en lam, gei4impft, Gs 1T
tein @erIab nuf bic HuiIen, beibt es
m nSsmps", unb bic DSimes" unO
bic p9oilp MaiI" gebeH gu, Oab iid
Die gauge ruiiiide &arpatbsnormee in
ger 4uflOiun9 befinbet, Die 5ran
Soicn iperben INNER un3ufrieoener
nit Der llntatigteit Der britii6en
Jiptte uno benz tropfenpeiien Gin
trsffen Der engIiIGen 9erItartungen,
iopis nit Dem berrii9en @sbabren
Des Yer6iinpetsu in golais, Sn
England jammert man, bab es eineu
Stein erburmen tOnnte, iiber bic pie
len unD itsts tpa9ienbsn Spfer, unr
snns %belonbers nod un bos unglauba
li9 pieIe @eIb, peldes Der &ries
rtti6Iinat. Die 2ebensmtttslpreiic
iteisen beitanbig, Der !Sanoel itodt, bic
S9tffe iinb untdtis, fopeit ie ni6t
iii ariesstransporte bsitimmt limb.
!lOie ansit unb Gorge Der 8riten noe
gen bieisr fiirdterliden 9eutf9en
loGdit bon Sag 5u Sag, unb binter
benz ipiiitsn @eidimpfe iibsr uns
9arbaren srfennt man INNER mebr
einen sepaltisen Reipett Dor ben I'M
Gtnbnttn 2eiitunsen Der Seutihsr.
SIM lebten 8riefe ipurbe srpd9nt.
taB Seutidlonbs nirti6aftlife gu
itGnbe ii6 gegenpdrt,g 1nrr reft psnis
ION b%enisnigen in 5rieosnsseit un
tsri6eiben. einise ftatiifif6e ansas
Zen mossn bas beftdtisen. Der Be
ltanb Der beutf9en Sportafisn bal
I9 i'm $40 Millionen Marf nab
renb bes Rrieges bermebrt, troBs
rem bas Bolt taft piersebn Milliars
cen ariegsanleiben anfgebro4t unb
8l iiber siusi 9ritteln bsrsits beaoblt
lat. Bon ben 4nleiben tommen auf
&opf Der beutiden 8eools
ierung 215 Marf. England nno
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1915-09-03

Der aries pirb iid i'm Dodge,
birse enttpideln. Da se6t es aud i'm
'giinftisften GaIIe fir bic Mnsreifer
niht obne lanstpieriss SteIiunas.
tdmpfe ab, miibfam miiffen fleiue
8ortetle errunserl tperben, 70 pie mir
Is iebt in 5rantreid ieben. Das emit.
Ipridt aber gar nidt benz Sempero.
ment Der Staliener. Sopfer mSaen
it iein, 5db finb fie nod ME scpefen.
Sttmmunssumfdnung iteIt iid bafc
bel linen Elm. Simmelbo6 iaudsent
gu Sobe betriibt! Gin rafdeY
grfoIs 1T ober san5 ausgefdloIien.
aber biefe Sruppen brnu6en 6aIh
einen ipirflihen @ies, fpenrl lie MIDI
n 2riessmiioistett oeriinfen io!len.
unb bic Rpmmanbisrenben bieies or.
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The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1915-03-05
ODD BITS OF NEWS

Pasadena, Calif.-A scientis1 here
has developed a parasite of the house
fly, which he believes will destroy that
pest or reduce it's numbers so that it
will no longer figure as a death deal
ing foe to the human race.
Bradford, Pa.-Dr. Tanner, of 40
day fast fame, is alive and we'll at
Cory, near here. He is IS years old,
says he is going to marry at 100 and
educate his children to the evils of
o~ver-eating.
Paris.-Absinthe is a thing of the
past in France. The chamber of de-
puties has passed a bill allowing the
sum of $4,000, 900 to reimburse the
liquor dealers for taxes paid and for
stocks on hand, which will be taken
over by the government and destroyed
Detroit, Mich.-Holding his breath
in a fit of anger because his mother
attempted to wash some chocolate
candy stains from his face, Leo Hut
ton, aged / year, died here last week
San Francisco.-To inspect a little
postoffice in far-away Guam, which
pays its postmaster only $125 a pear