The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-04
PAINT LICK HIGH SCHOOL
NOTES.
Contributed by the pupils)

The October examinations are on.
Professor is still wearing that green
tie clasp.
Sam has been at school every day
this week.
The school is experiencing scarcity
in artgum.
Sadie Ralston is wearing new pur-
pie hair ribbon now.
Mr.. Wylie. Of Wallaceton. was a re-
cent visitor to our school.
The southpaws have been doing some
good twirling this week.
Miss Nell Rice has almost enough
coupons to buy rocking chair. And
after that?
After protracted fishing trip in
Paint Lick Greek, Dewey is back in
school again.
C. L. w. admits having taken hike
in the wee small hours, looking for the
Seven Sisters.
The Primary room was dismissed on
Wednesday afternoon, on account Of
Miss Bryant's illness.
Is there any truth in the report that
Amis sleeps with his head in meal
sack, to protect his pomp?
c. is said to be wearing shoebuttons
on her dress. She blsmes it on the
hard times induced by the war
Hearty interest is being shown in the
morning readings from Dallas Lore
Sharp's THE Fall of The Year..
A new set of shelves has been put up
in the Bookroom by our carpinteros
de la escuela, Chester and John L.
Mabel and Ava will not be allowed
to draw any more water, If they can't
do it without snarling the cups all up.
Senior Girl: Aha, Professors got a
clean shirt on this morning.
Professor: Indignantly, "Taint so "
The white kitten stepped into an ink
well. Notes.-The would be careful. Our
ink is costing US three cents a year
apiece.
Some of the girls cleaned up Teachers
desk. and now he complains that he
can't find anything he wants. Their in
tentions were good.
Our two pets. Modestine the kitten.
and Sammy the mouse. had game of
tag yesterday, the score being two to
one in favor of Sammy.
The Senior class gave several inter
esting talks on scientific subjects, on
Thursday. Ora showed special aptitude
in dealing with the subject of Cotton.
Frrnk Ledford, who is built on the
Ichabod Crane style of architecture. is
making much progress catching ball.
and the other boys are letting him hold
the sack.
We celebrated the visit of Mrs. E.
L. Woods and Miss Jennie Higgins to
our school Friday afternoon by hurry
ing thru the work and dismissing early.
at four o'clock.
, James couldn't take part IN the adj
ding competition, on account OF
DIRE adful headache. James also blames
the band for putting him out of step.
in Fridays hike.
Amis and Sam c. are polishing up
their lanterns. as there are still two
fat wads of debit slips Of spelling and
memory work ahead of them, and the
days are getting shorter.
What is it that goes up a stovepipe
down and down a stovepipe down. but
will not go up stovepipe up, nor down
a stovepipe up? Gordon says anybody
ought to know it's an umbrella.
We had to be very quiet the next day
after the measuring party at Kinks
vile school. Mr.. w. had been served
two suppers, thru an accident which he
claims was unavoidable, and wasn't
! feeling very peart.
The Richmond band came to the
, school Friday at ten, and played several
, selections for the entire school, after
which the high school company march
ed with them to the village, to hear
the Democrats, as Earle says, talk
about the Republicans.
In discussion Of that interesting
animal, the skunk, the Professor re-
marked that it wouldn't get out of any
boly's way. One of the pupils said it
didn't have any sense Others took
exception to this statement. and aver
red that the skunk had plenty Of scents.
Carried.
Mrs. II. d. Wallace dropped in to see
US about noon one day, and caught Us
IN one of our infrequent spasms of
housekeeping. The boards were made
to look so clean and unnatural that
Prof. Waterbury timidly asked per-
mission of the girls 70 write on them.
that is, the boards.