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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-10
NO SPECIAL ASSISTANT
TO RELIEVE M'cARN

Jeff McCsrn. U. S. district attorney,
said today that as far as he knows,
there win be no special assistant to
the attorney general appointed to con-
duct the affairs of the local ONCE while
he is on the mainland. Arrangements
have been made whereby J. Wesley
Thompson, assistant district attorney.
will be In charge. Mr.. McCarn and
his family will leave for the coast in
the June transport TO be gone three
months While away Mr.. McCarn will
attend to legal business in Nashville,
Tenn. his former home.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-10
Covered With Stars and Stripes,
Bodies Of Americans Coming Home

QUEENSTOWN Ireland, May 10.-The bodies of the
Americans who have been identified victims of the Lusitana
sinking will be taken the United States They have been
removed from the morgues the Cunard steamship office
covered with the and stripes and the object of deep
reverence and honor e...-s... @e~4
British soldiers digging huge graves for the burial
of 140odd bodies which have not been identified
though for many hours of anxious people have passed
through the morgue looking for relatives friends they
ieved aboard the liner.
pressive.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-10
MAY APPEAL TO THE
SUPREME COURT ON
MOVIE INJUNCTION

Some time this afternoon it is ex,
pected that J. A. Magoon, attorney for
the Consolidated Amusement Com.
pany. will file in the supreme. court an
appeal from the judgment handed
down by Circuit Judge Stuart in the
bill for Injunction brought by the com.
pany against w r. Hughes, the Vari-
ETY. Film Exchange and Henry Bred.
hon. The Injunction was to prevent
the showing of Three Weeks" at the
Popular Theater. Judge Stuart dis.
missed the suit
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-10
MORE THAN REGRET Is EXPECTED

The action of the German ambassador will have little eec
the American policy to be pursued it is said unless Ger
many makes formal apology specifying fully that is for tn
loss of lives in the Lusana and promises reparation
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-10
GERMAN AMBASSADOR PERSONALLY
!: regrets LOSS OF AMERICANS

Continued from page oneI
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-10
LARGE BOND REQUIRED
FROM ADMINISTRATOR
OF ROBINSON ESTATE

Under bond In the sum Of $4,000,
]. Lawrence p. Robinson today was
appointed by Circuit Judge William l..
whitney as administrator of the estate
of the late Mark p. Robinson. An In
,yentory of the estate viii be fled with.
in 30 days. The estate Is valued at
about $400,1S6, and consists principal.
ly of real estate, stocks, bonds and
personal property "a ssess--a.ssa. -. r..
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-10

The funeral services of Mrs. Mark
Shut. 81 years old, who died at her
home in North King street at o'clock
yesterday afternoon, will be held at 3
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-10

O'Clock this afternoon in st. Peters
church, Emms street. Reverend Kong
officiating. Interment viii be in the
Makiki cemetery. Mrs. Mark is sur.
vived by a widower and four. children.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-05-10

Bryan personally his deep regret that the events of have
led to the loss Of many American lives The phrase Of
was written and announced by Secretary Bryan
Whether the expression made upon instructions from the
German government upon the ambassadors initiative
is not explained
lnasmuch as it is the first statement of its kind since
American lives lost by the sinking of the steamship
Falaba and the steamship Gught the impression prevails
that the statement is the usual diplomatic expression
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
Woman Suffrage
Bill to Go Fast

The resolution proposing the woman
suffrage amendment to the Consti-
tuition will be pushed along in the
House and it may be acted upon by
committee within the next twenty-four
hours. The resolution is in the hands
OF the judiciary general committee, of
which William II. Wilson, Philadel-
phia, who introduced the resolution,
is chairman.
Both branches of the Legislature are
due to meet tonight at o'clock and
presentation of bills will be the chief
business in order. Many have been
prepared to introduce and the various
committees will start work tomorrow.
the chairmen of no less than ten hav-
ing announced meetings. The House
appropriations committee will await
the estimates of the revenue by the
fiscal officers before giving any hear
inRs.
The calendar of the House is very
short. the chief measure being the
deficiency bill. which is scheduled TO
reach the Senate tomorrow.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
Mrs. Brock Asks
Suffrage Defeat

Members of the Legislature to-day
read with interest the criticism OF Mrs.
Horace Brock. president of the Penn
sylvania. Association Opposed to Wom-
an Suffrage. on the report that several
the amendment providing for woman
suffrage and ito create a record and
get rid of it -......
Mrs. Brock declares that this attl-
tude is another exhibition of the de-
sire of the politicians to give short
shrtft to votes for women" She as
serts that the proposed amendment
deserves the sober study and reelection
of Pennsylvania statesmen before ac-
tion is taken on it. Mrs. Brock fur
ther observes that woman suffrage is
the greatest political issue in. 1915 in
the four States. Pennsylvania, New
York. Massachusetts, and New Jersey.
When legislator rises on the floor
OF the Senate or House and states that
his constituents urge him to support
or oppose a certain measure what does
he mean asks Mrs. Brock. Are his
constituents only those who voted for
him or all the people in his district?
Undoubtedly he will reply that he
means all the people in his legislative
district. Does he mean only the men,
or both the men and women? Fills
dIioN CT W III certainly De Inat he repre-
sents both sexes. just as national con-
gressmen are assigned according to
total population, men, women and chill
dren."-
Mrs. Brock then points out that
since the last Pennsylvania Legislature
five States voted against suffrage out
of seven In which 1t was put up to the
voters. Ohio. Nebraska, Missouri and
North and South Dakota defeated 1t,
Mrs. Brock points out, while it won by
small majority in Nevada and Mon
tana.
And these two latter states" Mrs.
Brock adds. along with Wyoming,
| where women have voted for forty-flve
years. have the lowest ratios Of women
to men in the United States"
Mrs. Brock then declares that the
present session of the Pennsylvania
Legislature should defeat the amend
ment and save the State from the ex-
pense of money and human energy in
cidental TO advertising, campaigning,
etc
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
A Fine Treatment
For Catarrh
EASY TO MAKE AND COSTS LITTLE

EASY TO MAKE AND COSTS LITTLE
II you suffer from Catarrh, head
noises, sore throat. asthma, or Ca
tarrhal deafness. here is a fine recipe
that often gives relief after other treat
ments have failed.
Its effect In the worst cases is usual
ly most striking and positive. The cor
rect method of treating Catarrh we be,
lieve is to employ a remedy that VIII
quickly drive the catarrhal poisons
from the system and at the same time
by tonic action increase the vitality,
which Is always lowered by this In
sidious disease. To do this. we be
lieve the following formula to be really
costs little and can be easily prepared
at home.
From your Druggist obtain one ounce
of Parmint Double Strength. about 75c
worth, take this home and add to 1t
one-quarter of pint of hot water and
four ounces of granulated sugar, stir
until dissolved. Take one tablespoon
full four times a day.
The first dose should begin to re-
lleve the most miserable headache.
dullness, sneezing, sore throat, running
of the nose, catarrhal discharges head
noises and other loathsome symptoms
disease.
Loss of smell. defective hearing and
mucus dropping in the back of the
throat are other symptoms that show
the presence of catarrh and which may
treatment
Every person who has Catarrh in any
form should give this prescription a
trial.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
Mountain Land Is
Covered in Latest
Antiweed Bill

The act for the eradication of nox-
ious weeds. which has been a feature
of legislative sessions for several years,
has turned UP this year in bill pre-
sented by Representative Hiram n.
Brosius, of Jefferson, and with a pro-
vision that owners of "unseated or
mountain land" shall be subject to pro-
visions of the act. The bill would put
a ban on wild mustard, Canadian
thistle, wild carrot. hawk weed, sodom
apple and other troublesome weeds.
making 1t the business of the owners
to destroy them before they 20 to
seed and requiring constables, super
visors and other officers to remove the
weeds If owners fail to do so. If the
law officers are derelict they are to
be liable to $40 fine and to do the work
they can employ men at $3.50 per day.
charging the cost to the owner and
making him liable to SIS fine as we'll
Owing to the vast, extent of noun
tain land. of which the State owns
hundreds of thousands of acres, the
application of the act would entail
great expense. Some of the mountain
land is held very low. as 1t has been
denuded of trees, and these weeds
flourish.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
Keep the Children
Bright and Happy

Happy youngsters must be-
healthy. The digestive organs of
children get out of order as readily
as do those of their elders, and the
result is equally distressing. When
the bowels are clogged with an ac-
cumulation of refuse from the
stomach the child naturally be-
comes cross and fretful from the
discomfort, and is often punished
for temper when medical atten-
ton is really what is needed.
The next time your child is cross
and unhappy. without apparent
reason, try giving it a mild laXa-
tive. DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin
is a mild, pleasant tasting combi-
nation of simple laxative herbs
with pepsin, and is especially rec
commended for children because of
it's freedom from all opiate or mar
cotic drugs and its gentle action.
1t is sold in drug stores every
| where. A free trial bottle can be
obtained by writing to DR.. w. 3.
Caldwell, 452 Washington St,
Monticello, Ills.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
A CLEAR COMPLEXION
Ruddy Cheeks - Sparkling Eyes
Most Women Can Have
says DR.. Edwards. a WeH-known Ohio
PhysIciAn

DR.. F. nj. Edwards for II years treat.
ed scores of women for liver and bowel
Ailments. During these years he gave
70 his patients a prescription made of
a few we'll Unknown vegetable ingredients
Edwards Olive Tablets, you will know
them by their olive color.
Thase tablets are wonder workers on
the liver and bowels. which cause a
normal action, carrying on the waste
and noisonous matter that ones system
II YOU have a pale face. sallow look.
dnII ewes, pimples, coated tongue. head
aSbes A iistless, no-good feeling, all
out OF sorts, inactive bowels. you take
nightly for time and note the pleasing
results.
take DR. Edwards Olive Tablets now
and then just to keep in the pink of
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets, the sue
csssful substitute for calomel-10c and
26c per box. All druggists.
The Olive Tablet Company, Column
bus, O-Advertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
LEGISLATIVE NEWS
LAWYERS ABOUND
IN LEGISLATURE
Farmers Are Next to the Attorneys
Among Membership Of the
Two Chambers

Lawyers predominant in the two
houses of the present Legislature, 15
of the SO senators and 46 of the 207
representatives being attorneys This
percentage of the membership Is not
as high as last session, when the House
had more lawyers than ever known
before.
Next to members of the bar come
farmers, there being five in the Senate
and nineteen in the House, although
couple of the senators give farming
as occupation in addition to some
facturers. the Senate having seven and
the House eight. Seventeen members
of the House and two of the Senate
are merchants.
The makeup of the House accord
ing to occupation Is: Lawyers, 46;
clerks, 49, retired, 8; salesmen, 8; con-
fectioners, 2: civil engineers, 2; dem
lists, 2; druggists, 4; teachers, 2; rep
resentatives. 2; managers, II; ply
stcians. 8: contractors. Z; real estate,
D: miners, 4: publishers, 2; creamery
men. 2: justices of the peace, .; with
the following represented by one each:
superintendent. lather, bookkeeper.
plumber, we'll driller. mechanical den
tist, school superintendent, mine su-
perintendent dealer, trustee, detective,
theater proprietor. author. laborer, po-
liceman. secretary, engineer, wheel
wright. minister. chemist, general su-
perintendent, sawmaker, craftsman,
switchman. machinist, broker. in
spector, auctioneer, coal operator, liv-
eryman, railroad agent, plasterer.
blacksmith. undertaken. lumberman
and barber.
In the Senate the avocations are as
follows: Lawyers. Is: manufacturers,
I: farmers, 5; physicians, 4; publish
ers and printers. 3: contractors. 2:
merchants, 2: general agent, /; banker,
/; retired. /: lumberman. l; laundry
man. l: druggist, |; coal operators, . f;
insurance, 2; conductor, /. and oil pro-
ducer, /.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
Misses Kolbenschlag and
Swope Change Quarters

One of the most progressive steps
that has been taken in local CONNER
cial circles was made last week by
Miss Ida Swope and the Misses Koi-
bensclag. when they occupied their
street.
Large windows provide excellent
facilities for the display OF merchan-
disc. in which early Spring arrivals in
millinery, dress trimmings and neck
wear are now being shown.
The owners of both stores are well
known tand have enjoyed enVia BILE
success in their businesses, which were
begun somc years ago in an unpreten-
.tious way. Step by step they nave
grown through their enterprise, and
the requirement of the present quar-
ters for the more comfortable accom-
mediation of their patrons marks an
other evidence of their progressive
spirit.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
Puffed-Up Corns?
Use ''Putnam's"
Watch En- Go !!

My stars. but corn does fade away
quick once you get old reliable Put
nam's Extractor on the job.
Does 1t pain? No, never-it soothes
away that drawing, pinching sensa-
ton, makes Your feet feel good at
once.
Grandest thing ever for foot Jumps,
callouses, corns that are hard, soft,
or otherwise.
For complete. plainless. sure re-
moVal of corns and foot troubles use
only Putnams Corn Extractor, 25c. at
dealers everywhere, and at c. NJ. For
Advertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
Chas. l.. Huston says:

Chas. l.. Huston says:
"Coatesville, Pa, Jan, "a. 1915.
i have yours of the 7th inst,
and am glad that you have Sc
cured the services of Melvin Trot-
ter. l do not believe you could
have secured a more efficient man
nor one better equipped by ex-
perience TO wisely guide you in the
work. Mr.. Trotter's own personal
testimony is very inspiring and his
methods so businesslike that 1 feel
sure they will meet the approval
of the good people of Harris
burg"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
DR.. II. w. Slough says:

Altoona. Pa, Jan. 6, 1915.-It
gives me great pleasure to write
YOU a line concerning my good
friend, Melvin f. Trotter. He is
not only one of the most remark
able trophies of Gods grace that
is living to-day but one of the
most unique personalities now in
Christian work No man can thrill
an audience more tenderly than
he. To hear his life story is to
have a lasting impression made
upon ones life. Tell the people
by all means to hear Mr.. Trot-
ter"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE 10 BIDDERs

NOTICE TO BIDDERS
SEALED BIDS will be received by
the undersigned, at Room Is, Court
House, Harrisburg. Pa. until 12 o'clock
noon, Wednesday. February 8, 1918. for
heads. envelopes. orders of Court. and
sundry, rec ipt forms required by the
Recorder. Register of willis, Prothono-
tary, Sheriff and County Commission
ers, for the ensuing year. Detailed list
of requirements can be had at this Of
fee. Samples and quality of books.
forms, etc, can be seen at the offices Of
the al owe named officials.
HENRY W. COUGH,
County Controller.
Harrisburg. Pa. Jan. 20. 1915.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
Police Docket For Month
Shows Slump in Arrests

During January the police depart
ment collected fines amounting to $54.
This is the smallest amount of fines
collected in one month in the history
of the department. The total number
of arrests was 139 This was about
10 per cent. below the average
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01

Billy Sunday says:
Philadelphia, Jan. 3, 1915.-In
reply to your letter regarding
Mel Trotter. he's the greatest mis-
sion worker in the country and is
taking more Down and Outs and
those who have been overcome
thro' habits of drink and its af-
filiated evils than any rescue mis-
sion worker to-day. / can recon-
mend him most highly, he's a
whirlwind and any one who misses
hearing him will miss a real
treat"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
EMPEROR IN CONFERENCE
By Associated P,sfs

Berlin, by wireless to London, Feb.
/, 1922 a. m.-Emperor William on
Sunday had a long conference with
General Erich Won Falkenhayn, the
chief of staff of the German army.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01

Dakota the anemone patens. Utah the
sego lily, Wyoming the blue-frinRed
gentian and far-oft Hawaii offers tri-
butte to the lehua. The District OF Co.
lumbia honors the nasturtium.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
FRENCH TORPEDO BOAT SUNK
BY .4ssocidted Press

by FSSoctdFfd FfesS
Berlin, Feb. 1. by wireless to Say
to the Overseas News
Agency from Paris say that the French
torpedo boat 219 has been sunk off
Nieuport, Belgium
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01

COHPOftAIE IhOS1o
Total amount q. c. fass
valued of Trusts under
deeds OF trust or mort
cages executed by Cor
porations to the Com
pany as Trustee to Sc
cure issues of corporate
bonds, Including Equip
ment Trusts. .....:..... $1,9S2,5OO 90
State of Pennsylvania, County OF Dau-
Il o. Miller, Treasurer Of the
above named Company. do. solemnly
swear that the above statement IL true
to the best of my knowledge and be-
lief
(SiEned) Fl. o. MILLER,
Treasurer.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 1st day OF February. 1915.
lSigned) M q. POTTS,
[Eotarial Seall Notary Public.
Correct--Attest:
(Signed) W. II. DONALDSON,
(Signed) LOUIS DELLONE,
(signed) JOHN F. DAPP,
Directors.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01

CORPORATE TRUSTS
Total amount d.. e. face
valued of Trusts under
deeds of trust or mort
cages executed by Cor
porations to the Com
pany as Trustee to se-
cure issues of corporate
bonds, including Equip
ment Trusts, ......... .$24,5I5,OOO col
Total amount of scurities
deposited by CORPORA
tions with the Company
as Trustee to secure is
sues of Collateral Trust
Bonds. $500. ......... 1z2,e55 90
STATE of Pennsylvania, County OF Dau-
phin, So:
I, Geo. G. Carl, Treasurer of the
abo,e named Company. do solemAly
swear that the above statement lie true
to the best of my knowledge and be-
Lief
(Signed) GEO. @. CARL
Treasurer.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 30th day of January, 1918.
(Signed) CLINTON IA. HERSHEY.
iNotarial seal] Notary Public
Correct--Attest:
(Signed) ED. s. HERMAN,
CSgned) J. w. BOWMAN.
(Signed) GEO. w. RELY.
Directors
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01

CORPORATE TRUSTS
Total amount G.. q. face
value) of Trusts under
deeds of trust or mort
gages executed by Cor
porations to the Com
pany as Trustees to Sc
cure issues of corporate
bonds, including Equip
ment Trusts. ......... $75,0O0.O0
State of Pennsylvania, County of Dau-
p1in, sS
|, ]. G. Motter. Treasurer of the above
named Company. do solemuly swear
that the above statement is true to
the best of my knowledge and belief
(Signed) J. c. MOTTER,
Treasurer.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 29th day of January. 1916.
tSigned) CHARLES A. FORNWALD
-TNotarial Seal.l Notary Public
Correct-Attest:
(Signed)
r. F. BURNS
WALTER /. MONTGOMERY,
WILLIAM PEARSON.
Directors.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01
BANK STATEMENTS

REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF
THE UNION TRUST COMPANY OF
PENNSYLVANIA. of Harrisburg. No. 20
North Second Street, of Dauphin Coun-
~ Pennsylvania. at the close of bl~S-
ness January 25, 1915:
RgGOITRCES
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-02-01

REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF
THE CENTRAL TRUST COMPANY. of
Harrisburg, No. 1880 North Third Street,
OF DaupkIn County. Pennsylvania at
the close of business January 20, 1915:
RESOURCES
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-14

The youngster does not sit on the
bench any more and await his pitch
ing turn. He plays somewhere in
the outfield or infeld the day before
he pitches.
The youngster does not know one
inning where he will play the next.
He was playing first base in a game
against the Red Sox when Pitcher
James got to going badly. Sisler
changed his first baseman's glove for
a finger mitt and went to the slab.
In a doubIe-header with the Red
Sox Sisler finished the first game in
centerfeld and pitched the second
He held the SOx to a IL tie and al
lowed only five hits.
SisIer is a real ballpIayer besides
being a pitcher. He can whale that
old apple, run like a deer and he slides
to bases in Ty Cobb fashion.
There's only one reason he has not
caught or played second, short or
third. He's lefthanded. =
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-14


mond of International league. Swee-
ney has an $4,000 contract which
does not expire until the close of next
season.
Dan O'Leary has obtained 50 en-
tries for his ten-mile heel and toe
walk, to be held at Gaelic park to-
morrow afternoon. Among them are
four women, M ssiAnnie Palmer, Miss
Maggie Mcpherson, Miss Annie Jen-
nings and Miss Helen Knight. George
Stokes, the English hiker, has chal-
lenged O'LeaTy to walk any distance
from five miles to 500.
Artie Holman. was a wonder when
he was with the Cubs in their pen
nant days. He played first base one
day, the outfeld position the next
and second base the next.
Clyde EngIe, with the Boston Red
.Sox the season they won the pen
napt, played all around the infield and
oUtfeld, and Dick Egan has been fill
ing the same bill this year for the
Boston Braves.
Now comes George SisIer Of the
st. Louis Browns for rating among
the versatile stars. Sisler not only
plays the infeld Ond Outfield but
pitches. That's where he's got some
thing on the other aII-round boys.
When Sisler Joined the Browns this
summer at the close of the Michigan
university term he was used at first
base. Then he was shifted to left
field. He looked good in both places.
Manager Hickey decided to use him
as a pitcher and allowed him to rest
on the bench, awaiting his. turn in
the box. But Hickey needed a pinch
hitter in the eighth inning and sent
SisIer up. The yOungster hit for two
bases.
Finally SisIer got his turn in the
box and showed one of the most puz-
zling curve balls a yOungster ever
brought to the big show. After that
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-14

He-That ex-poTceman is too con-
scientious to be a gardener.
She-Why?
-He-He would arrest the growth Of
a vine every time he found it climb
ing toward a window.