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Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1915-07-02

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Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1915-07-02

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Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1915-07-02
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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
Reconstructed.

III KNEW fiery old gentleman out my who OF
the Union with his State and refused to be reconstructed
They say, know Once Confederate
always Confederate although this old gentleman
bitterness the civil
strife himself alien the Union and refused
o r any Of the duties of citizen.
$685. however when the with Spain came, the old
blazed in the eye he offered objection
when his sawart speciment of manhood Joined
the army Cuba to fight.
"One the battle of San Juan, the
a his father
"Well he, thought. father is the
Union last
Does he say So?
Not precisely he might we'll. writes United
putting the United" quotation
marks"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
The Main Peril.

the Capitol day California Representative dis
"a coursng sport of fishing for Pacific
Coast.
go small motor boats" Representative
with long line baited with flying Anything less
than a UNDERGROUND isn't considered sport"
then a coored messenger, listening
stepped up.
"'Scuse suh" said he wdeeyed, did understand
dat yo fshin hundred pound little
motah boat?"
"Yes, said the Congressman smile, go fire.
quenty"
But" urged the darby. yo might kech
one"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
Paired.

SAOT all the political srategs holding office in Wash
Nington; the country districts afford actician
within his limitations produce rather extraord
political effects. Cal Collins, native OF
who of a reprehensible shrewdness.
ION morning of election farmer came into Calls
Busy this mornin', Cal? asked the farmer
Eyes said Cal Hardly got time to to the village to
busy myself I'll tell you what
we'll do added reflection AS you're
Republican an I'm Democrat We'll pair off, just they do IN
neither of will vote. What do say?'
agreed proposition After found
blacksmith had paired with every Republican
who had into the shop"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
The Beginning of Prosperity.

CLARK tells Of old farmer in the mountains who had
- a few dollars from friend of the Speakers
with which pair of steers The who had extended
the received visits of apology from the old chap
for the latter did not enjoy being in debt
that he renter and that at least other
he different farm By the friends adj
had the before into entirely field
miles from his haunts had not been for
several months When the friend did him. at last
accident taking him into the old mans neigh
borhood The farmer hailed him from the cornfed and
out to the fence.
Hello" said the friend, sis this your FARM"
Yes and M tell sir, that I'll be ready
to part of that claim of your'n before long,
you must be doing well?"
g" think I'm ustrate and I'm powerful obliged
sir for headin' this way"
Il am always glad to help If 1 can"
81 knowed that sir and that's why here
far from home. It's kinder to but long
am dom as well as I am am gon' to stand it."
Are making any money!
The old mans face frightened perceptibly.
mo, amt, SIR he replied hopefully, "but I'm osin' 1t
slowern done in my life before"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
Distrustful Pigs.

IN Chicago there certain politician, formerly farmer.
whose reputation of the best colleague meeting
whence the politician to the
Windy City, asked confdentialy:
what think of him down way Is he honest
elderly rurae sroked his whiskers smiled but said
nothing.
Would you call a liar?" persisted the other
sroking the whiskers followed finally by this
pronouncement
WELL now dunno I'd far as to call him liar.
but him down do that when he
his pigs for their feed he had to git somebody
else to call EN-"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
A Fable.

CLARK little fable of two dog
- than it to point moral.
Jones Smith nextdoor neighbors had
that barked considerable part of night Finally Smith
said to
"See heEe, JONES' always been friends hope
won't ofense that the barking your
is driving me and my family mad for want of Sleep"
That's queer" said II haven't
barked any speak Of"
or three evenings later home leading dog
the doggy string.
Now said he to Mrs Smith: I'VE will have chance
sleep. while belonged
Jones, bought him. Nobody blame killing
dog. I'll get chloroform tomorrow
passed Jones and Smith
SWELL Smith. haven't chloroformed the dog yet"
NO." Smith, "the truth rather fond
Of him. lively playful"
But doesn't his barking at night annoy your"
81 haven't noticed it."
Well said Jones' he brute keeps awake half the night
don't how endure it."
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
Joshing "Old Prob"

ONE Clark visiting the Weather Bureau with refer
~ appointment in which he interested. His
rising when suddenly he said
you don't mind I'll give tip the issuance of these
weather predictions"
The Chief smiled and said he'd like
tical help he could get
Tve been figuring about Bit said Clark "and find
that you're not always right"
mo- we sometimes make mistakes"
"Of do Everybody makes mistakes Now have
thinking line they used to print auction hand
might rsrate weather predictions
OF explanation"
liner"
"Wind and weather permitting" Clark,
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
The Flood Story.

TWO Scotchmen Mclean and Campbell became involved in
an argument which the older family Mclean
would allow that his opponents family had right to
antiquity with his The McLeans he insisted had
beginning Of world.
Campbell Biblical lore than his
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
Which One?

working the highway of town in northern
Maine worked they discussed various people and
affairs of national Finally OF them referred to
the Secretary of War, and the other asked:
Hiram who is the present Secretary Of WARP"
81 his name said HI but here comes old
Bill Morgan. Well ask him."
So old Of the aborers called out:
Hey you who the Secretary Of War is?"
WELL" said BILL 81 ougher know but can't seem to re-
member" And he thinking deeply Soon the two
Bill coming back and when he within hailing
distance, he called out:
SAY you felers, what did you mean?"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
A Colonel by Brevet.

THOUGH native of Kentucky" the Speaker, 81
"A no colonel nor I Maybe because
to tender met from the
Blue Grass State who acquired the title
acquaintance He introduced him.
self Colonel Gates
Were you' asked. colonel in the Confederate
army?
NO. sir.
"On Union side, then"
ono l served in war.
Maybe you belonged to the Texas Rangers?
"No sir,
see; you command of the State militia regments?
"No sir; do know nothing about soldering
Where, then, did you get the title of Colonel?
81 a colonel by marriage, sir.
"By marriage? How's that?'
az married the widow colonel, sir-Colonel Morgan
Of Lexington"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
The Efficiency Engineer.
ANE day some Que spoke to Clark of scientific ia

NE day Que spoke to Clark Of scientific farm manage
" ment
"When the Speaker 81 hear the Dragging of these
efficiency engineers many fold
the output a farm reminded the Bill
.
was feeding his Summer day with cornmeal
of these sharps.
"Why?' quered expert, all that cornmeal
looks like sawdust subs
sawdus The hens will never know the difference
away When next he that he sought
the sawdust feed working. Fine
said yellow it since left
and Matching the chicks had legs
woodpeckers and the remainder rabirds
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
Hon. Champ Clark, Gravel Weilder of the House.

xfC>ToREs, to make any kind of hit with an au-
dience must be short and snappy," declares
~ Champ Clark, Speaker of the House of Repre-
sentatives. Champ has been telling 'em for years, in
all parts of the country before all sorts of audiences
and like Lincoln, has learned just what people like and
good story is-just what kind will stand the test
There must be good denouement concealed to the
very last" he further explains ut must be concealed
too. If the audience catches the point in advance it
spells everything That is the trouble with long story
They bound to guess the point
"l' tell you what think is the best story Of them
ALL III tell you the story of the story An old
man Missouri tried to commit suicide by hanging
himself with blind bridIe His cut him down just
in time.
ION that foundation added this: When the son cut
him down and brought him to, the old complained
feebiy:
ct amt right, Henry; you've kept old father
out of Heaven
"Youd a fine figure in Heaven looking through
blind bride, wouldn't you? retorted the
"You see, they only blind brides young and
frsty colts in the Missouri country and the rreverent
kidding the old man for trying to make coltish
debut in the Golden City.
"Now, regard that my best story. ~ least, it is
my most successful Bob Taylor stole it after had
1t years. and told 1t in his lectures and finally
the climax on the story of my story, though He sup
posed had made II all up and he told it night be-
fore audience out in country audience that
had the old whose cut him down on the front
The old broke down cried, and that rather
spoiled the point for Jordon."
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18

Clark participated in such a bit of fooery.
In anght session it had been difficult to keep sufficient
the House adopted resolution d
the compel the OF absent
they brought before the bar of the
making all of and explana
tions permitted unpublished.
midnight certain Western member newcomer in
the halls legislation brought before the Speaker He
had said offer. 81 of theatre party
he remarked, when arrested and brought here"
81 that the gentleman from Kansas be fined two thou
dollars facetious of of the cupr
colleagues.
81 moon" shouted twenty members, all
of them the offenders friends
Speaker Clark batted ut is moved and sec
onded" with dignity that the gentleman
thousand dollars Those in favor of
the motion will Aye"
A deafenng of delighted voices yelled AYE"
"Those opposed will say No."
The offenders agonized voice alone in shouting No.
Now, there way slip of the joke and
prevent carried and that for the
Speaker overrue the House
1.-The noes have it." said Clark, gravey. "The gentleman
is excused"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
True RespectfulneSs.

IANY of the old darkes in the South especially those of
W1 ane-bellum handle violin bow with good
degree had employer in Missouri with
similar
day fddng together, and
they finished the piece the master said
"You the bow pretty WELL Tom but always
bar behind. Why is that?
"Out of def'rence to you, Majah' said Tom"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
Real Indifference.

NURING of the House he
- day approached by newspaper seeking Champs
opinion a certain political question.
Il can't give opinion in this matter was the re-
Spouse, because it's question attention in
different ias Indifferent the backwoodsmans wife in
That lady, know, looked while her husband
engaged with She said it the
only fight she where she didn't who won'
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
Alphabetically Speaking.

AMONG candidates for appointment the
"A police Washington big darkey, evidently OF
origin readiness stand examination
you native of this CITY," he asked
NO. sub. l from the first State in the Union!"
"A Yorker"
l al from Alabama"
State the Union, the saying
goes" responded the examiner
alphabetically speaking is suh said the candidate with
conviction. alphabetically speaking"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18
Hung with Black.

tsTHE darky of humor peculiarly his and
he by objects to joke with reference to his
coor-provided he makes it himself
a darby acquired considerable
his locality for his taste in landscape gardening He
employed setting shrubs the lawn Of his
ployer nowhere be but
gardeners friends leaning comfortably
absorbed interest.
darby, driver physician living
cuousy spectators thus addressed
the doctor, who just getting into his buggy:
very soemny), deres somebody dead at Msah
Joness, shore
No such thing Tom should have
heard of 1t If had illness In the family
Well doctah' said Tom pointing the of sable In
dlvduas hanging the pckes EFF dere amt
body Mistah Joness den what TO- is all dis heah
mournn strung along de fence?"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18

THE SPEAKER tells with chucke of visit he made
to clergyman Western He there several
days cegymans wife had avhed her best him.
toilet articles Of the family
conspcuousy furnished forth the table in the
wherein Mr.. Clark slept
his departure the good dscov
the entire toilet missing This
the had been supplemented by
from the neghbor After much
decided that Mr. Clark had absentmndedly
packed the articles with his So thought best to
him the situation delcatey possible
Speaker letter he at answered
in these terms:
drawer"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-04-18

antagonist the Mclean lived before the
"Flood? food?" asked Mclean.
drowned all the world but Noah,
family and his foeks," said Campbell.
and your food" exclaimed Mclean. MY clan
before flood"
Bble,' observed Campbell, "of the
name of Mclean going Noahs ark"
Mclean, in contempt, who
heard a Mclean that had not boat Of his own!"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-06-03
MAUI TEACHERS
ENJOY Meeting
At PAIA School

Especial Star.Bulletin CorrespondeneeI
WAILUKU, June On Friday
of last week one of the most in
teresting and valuable teachers meet
ings ever held on Maui was conducted
at the Paia public schoolhouse The
tine structure lent Itself to the oeca-
sion most admirably. and the large
number of teachers present from ali
parts of Central Maui greatly appre-
ciated the carefully prepared work and
social intercourse that characterized
the day. -
Miss Ida Orchard. the president
OF the Association. opened the meet
ing with an address of welcome. She
then introduced Rev A. Craig Bow
dish, minister of the Paia Union
church, who gave a bright and most
interesting lecture on Hobbies and
Fads.'' -. .*::.
Resolved that the details of the war
should be taught in our schools as his
tory" was the subject for the debate
that was one of the principal parts
of the program It is. some time since
the association has had debate and
this was heard with unusual interest
on the part of all present. E. A.
Brown, principal of the Puunene
school, and one of his assistants, Miss
Grace Hilmer took the affirmative,
while Thurston r. Hinkley, principal
OF the Haiku school, and Miss Star.
buck were on the negative. The
judges decided that the negative made
out clearer case. ,z
A novel feature was introduced for
the remainder of the. program. The
work was so arranged that those who
desired to study primary methods
might devote their entire time to that
section by going to, one part of the
building, while the teachers in higher
grades went to another division, where
those who had the work in hand con-
Quoted the exercises.
D. G. Lindsay, the Maui school COM
missioner, spoke at some length upon
the new rules and their application to
the work of the. school Applause
greeted him when he said he had been
appointed to serve another year.
In the afternoon, q basketball game
was played between the teams of the
Hamakuapoko high school and the
Paia school Paia won by a score Of
S to 6. The proceeds of the admission
charges will go TO the Paia team for
better equipment, i ges,t.
The pleasure of the day was greatly
enhanced by the thoughtfulness of Mr..
Lindsay, who invited all the teachers
and guests ofithe association to cafe
terra lunch at his house. The house
was 4bsautif1ily decentralization the oc-
casion, and every thing served was
delicious. ~ - 80
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-06-03
DAILY REMINDERS
Three fine meals every day-Sweet

1pFee nne meals every Qay-SWeet
Shop" 80
Round the island liz auto, $500
Lewis Stables. Phene 2141.--Adv.
Charming new models In dress and
street hats are being shown at Milton
& Parsons.-Adg. rs
To tall" to the other islands, to
ships at sea, to Samoa use the Mu-
tual wireless. Phone 1874.
The Goodwin, only exclusive corset
shop in Honolulu; absolutely new 1915
models; Pantheon bldg ADV.
See the different styles of victro-
las at the Bergstrom Music Co., Ltd.
Also hear the new Victor records.
Hot weather means Palm Beach
suitsan Palm Beach suits mean the
Ideal Clothing Co., Lids Hotel
street. Pantheon building.
Beautify your home with some Of
those splendid pictures, framed or un-
framed, at the Honolulu Picture Fran
ing Co. Bethel near Hotel =
Start saving and stick to the plan
-depositing regularly a percentage of
your earnings in the savings depart
ment OF Bishop & Co., bankers.
II there's anything wrong in your
poultry yard, or if you have prob
lem that arises in the care Of horses,
cows, etc, take your troubles to the
California Feed Co, Ltd, and get their
expert advice.
Perhaps the best daily reminder is
to say to yourself remember to
make deposit in the Bank of Hawaii
this week, and next week, and the
week after. Then when I'm unable to
work as hard and earn as much as
do now, I'll have comfortable stake
that will keep me. !"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-06-03

The April May report of Judge Ash
ford's division of circuit court is be
ing compiled by Clerk Huron K.
Ashford The report shows that dur
ing the two months AZ cases were dis
posed of by nolle prosequi, appeals
Withdrawn and trials. -
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-06-03
poueHNuTs SHOULD NOT BE
EATEN.


The simple little doughnut is
hard TO digest and has been known
20 cause serious trouble. Eut II
yeu must eat them, take ONE
SPOONFUL nf buckthorn bark.
glycerine. etc. as mixed in Adler-i.
ka. and all sour stomach, gas and
constipation is relieved AT ONCE.
This mixture is so POWERFUL
and cleanses bowels so thorough
that ONE bottle mas relieved mild
cases appendicitis. ii IL
One spoonful Adleri-ka ONLY
TWICE week keeps entire SYSTEM
CLEAN and prevents appendicitis.
Most medicines act only on lower
bowel, Adler-i-ka acts on BOTH
lower and upper bowel. TEN
MINUTES after taking effect be.
gins-the INSTANT action is sur,
prising. Although powerful. it
works GENTLY aud NEVER
gripes, The Hollister Drug Co.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-06-03

H. Kishi, whose troubles as a cater
er were aired In the last legislature, is
coming back to Honolulu. In a stip'
ulation filed in circnit court today be-
tween the parties in the assumpsit
suit of E. C. Peters against Kishi, de-
PENDANT, and Territorial Auditor ]. FL.
Fisher. garnishee, it is agreed that the
case be set for trial some day this
month, following the return of Kishi
from San francisco.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-06-03

Owing to the Kamenameha day
service at the Kawaiahao church
next Sunday morning the Young PEG.
pies League will suspend its own SER
vice of worship and will participate
with the Hawaiian lodges of the city
in attending the service at Kawaiahao.
John r. Desha, secretary to Ha-
waits delegate to congress, will speak
to the league the following Sunday,
instead of next Sunday as scheduled.
1t is requested that all the members
of the league be present at Kawaiahao.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-06-03

The Municipal Research Club,
which is leading in the movement to
arouse interest in the coming charter
convention. viii hold a meeting next
Monday night at O'Clock d in the
Chamber of Commerce rooms to hear
further reports from special commit
tees appointed to inducec good men to
stand for election to the conventions
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-06-03
local And GEVERh

Owing tc Illness, ). p Cooke has
been excused from the federal grand
Jury for the term by Judge c. F. Glenn
one . -.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-06-03

Fukuzo Nakashima is the name OF
the Japanese who died on a Rapid
Transit car late Sunday night Yes
terday the wife of the dead man call.
ed at the office of the department Of
vital statistics and told the authori-
ties who she was. She had learned
only q short time before she called
at the office that her husband was
dead. Nakashima was a native of
YamaguchEken, Japan, and was AZ
years old. The remains were cremat-
ed.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-06-03

A meeting of the board of directors
IL the Y. w. C. A. has been called fol
next Tuesday morning at $3.50 o'clock
The directors wish to announce that
Ill their meetings are held in the
Y. w. C. A. office in the Boston build
ng, and not at the Homestead.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-11-11
Hotel Arrivals.

Miller hOtel-D. &. Rumsay, 9th L.
:. Cavalry: VIM. Lineenbrinck. Merce-
des; Mr.. and Mrs. James ChriSty. Cleve-
land. Ohio; Wm. l.. EaSlcy. San Anton
10; q. B. Merriwether, Donna; 4. j.
~Miltenbergcr, San Bcnito; !. NJ. Small
ley, Denver, Colorado; l.. q. Brooks,
Houston; J. |. Sullivan. Corpus Christi
VI. II. Dreycr. Raymondvillc: Ray :.
Wait Point Isabel; II. =. Champion.
Santa Maria: M. u. S~tockbridge. H0us-
ton: Col Alba Haywood, San Benito; 4.
q. Payne. IIarlingcn; VIM. SommerS.
New York: w. y. Watkins. Chi-ago; j.
II. Boyd. kingSvillc; j. ID. Scrivner, San
Benito; II. w. IIolz. San Antonio;
Viola Williams. Mrs. j.. r. Williams.
pharr; v. A.. Albcrs. Edinburg: q.
Brown, Pharr; NJ. Il. Willingham. Tenn
pie; +. l.. Hall. san Benito.
San Carlos hotcl-W. l.. Gibson. san
Antonio: II. -. Waite. Mission: j. T.
Foster, Kingsvillc; Mr.. and Mrs. II.
Frazier, Pharr; Ed Maule. Pharr; Z
Il. Tctlord. Laredo: II. T.. SwenSon. Mil
waukce; j. Ill. Katz. San .Antonio: Il.
i. Branch, In Fcria; W. w. Pitts. Ly-
ford: Henry Kune. Lvford: 4. G.. Ridge
way. Dallas: y. VI. Walters. KingSvillr
Travellers hotcl-A. III. K0hlcr. Marvin
Evans. pharr: J. r. B%ranchhouer. De
troit; J. Westmar. IIarlingcn: VI. Il.
Gore, Pahrr; II. +. Lee. san Antonio.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1915-11-11
Raymondville Is
Moving Nicely, But
Rain Is Needed

VI. IT. Drever If Raymondville. former
y a resident Of Brownsville but now
manager Of the LaComa Mercantile
Company at Raymondvillc, il a visitor
in Brownsville today. Mr.. Dreycr saws
business conditions in the north end Of
the county arc rapidly improving. the
bandit troubles having long since passed
away. Crops are in q fair way for the
winter. but in need Of rain. Farmers
i'm the Raymondyillc district. Mr.. Drev-
CT said, are not only in good financial
shape ut this time. but their prospects
are excellent. Many northerncrS have
bought tracts In the ~RaymondvilIe
country lately. and these are now arriy-
Ing and placing their purchase in shape
for farming.
Mr.. Drcycr returned "a RaymondvilIe
this afternoon.