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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
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The silverton Hallowe en- Disgrace.

To the Editor: October 3lst was
"open town" in Silverton as well as
in every town in the United States of
America. Our good citizens and our
boys and girls as rule, do not believe
in doing wrong, in destroying property
or injuring anybody. But this Hallow
een night is u great time for young
and old. Little girls and boys, accom-
panied by their mother, carried jack-o'-
lanterns and Othter weird things about
to frighten each other into ecstacies of
joy that can only come to the young
cubs of the human race. Some were
wrapped in sheets and were as much
frightened as those who saw them, but
it was all in the game, all for fun, and
each one played his or her part we'll
But it is sad to say that some boys
who have not yet learned the limit of a
good time, did foolishly destroy part of
Il bunch of bananas and a jar of pick
les. These little fellows did not under
stand that they were thus becoming
criminals or they probably would never
have done the awful crime of destroy.
ing property--the product of labor
time--life. But they did do it, and they
thus aroused the watchful officers of
our usually well regulated little city,
who, as is often done in times Of great
excitement, arrested the first bunch of
suspects" they could get their long
hooks of the law fastened into. Six
young men, young men who had not eat.
en- banana or sucked a pickle, were
"run in" They had technically vio-
lated one of the city's wise ordinances
by laughing out loud on the street to be
sure, and they all plead guilty of the
accusation of disorderly conduct.
Then comes in the city's part Of this
unhallowed holiday-this hollowe 'en
disgrace. These boys, these young men
(two of them voters) were cast into
a dungeon, filthy, foul, 10 by - hole,
with no lavatory, toilet or privy. An
clubhouse with nothing but hole in the
floor where the stencil Of the excre-
ments from their own bodies made it
doubly unsanitary-and here our boys
who dared laugh out loud languished
through the long hours Of the night
and were hooted at by the school chill
dren and other passersbys during the
day.
The city has thus committed worse
crime than have the boys. The city re-
quires others, living on the same street
where it's dungeon is situated, to con
meet with the sewer, and yet 1t will
deposit its own filth under its build
ing, endangering not only the health
of those imprisoned, but the very lives
of all its law abiding citizens. Tech
uically these young men violated ord
nance No. 81, and, like honest boys
they plead guilty, but will the city
which has violated higher law, now
plead guiltyi viii It now build a sani
tary building for its wards and connect
IL with the seweri The daily papers Of
our great state has blackened the repu
tation of our over.punished boys by ly
ing about them, by mentioning theil
numes in connection with the foolisf
kids petty theft; when will they strik,
the higher up criminals by telling the
truth about them, their unconstitution
al, vindictive punishments and theii
filthy prison pensl
ONE WHO KNOWS.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
WOODBURY. NEWS
Capital Journal Special service.)

ANupllNl JOulhai hpVN'dl hVlNiNNsI
Woodburn, Or, Nov. 13.--Mr and
Mrs. V. @. Boynton, who have been
visiting at the home OF their cousin,
Miss Ida BOynton, left Wednesday for
their home in Vermont, Illinois.
Mr. and Mrs. Branam entertained at
their home on North First street in
honor Of their son, Hermans, 18th
birthday. After jolly evening in
games, Mrs. Branam assisted by her
daughter, Helen, served n bountiful
lunch. Those enjoying the evening
were; Elmer Miller, Melven Wallace,
James Wallace, Lizzie Miller, Mary
Wallace, Vernon Miller and Harry
Shenbeck, of Hubbard, Guy Livingston
and Maude Anderson, of Monitor, Lii.
lian Chappelle, Margaret Foster, Alta
unclenburg, Maude Anderson, Sadie
Stoler, Emma Scheigel, Maud Branam,
Carrie Bowers, Nora Evans, Vita Ernt-
son, Dorothy Erntson, Earl Evans, Clar-
ence Kanaga, Herman Bontrager and
Helen Bontrager..
Mrs. Cora Mcbride, Of Portland, at
tended the Woman 8 Relief Corps meet
ing which was held here Thursday,
November 1lth.
Miss Evn Hinkle has returned to
her home in Portland after two
weeks visit with relatives at Wood
burn.
W. G. Haley, circulation auditor of
the Portland Oregonian, was in Wood
burn Tuesday on business.
Mrs. Monica Durant was called to
Portland Wednesday to attend the fun
efal of her sister, Mrs. N. p. Linn, Mrs.
Linn leaves II husband and six children
to mourn her loss.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
LAKE LABISH WRECK
25 YEARS AGO
Former Conductor Shan
COnser Recalls Accident
Happening Near Salem

Portland, Ore, Nov. 13.-Twenty-
five years ago last night train bound
for California points went through the
bridge over Lake Labish carrying lao
people with it. Today many who were
In that wreck look back to it with pray
ers of thankfulness that they are still
alive.
Lake Labish is about five miles this
side of Salem and just north of the
Chemawa Indian school. The night
was foggy and just two hours after
the train left Portland the wreck oc-
Cured. 1t was about 8:l5 o clock that
it happened.
W. S. COnser, known to the railroad
fraternity and those who travelled in
years gone by as "Shan," was conduc-
tor. Now he is retired and is bailiff
of County Judge Cleeton's court.
Rail Had Been Removed.
"The wreck, [ believe, happened
through the removal of rail by man
who meant to stop the train and secure
money for saving the people on board, ]"
said Conser. "About that time several
similar accidents occurred and later a
man named Richardson was arrested
after he had been feted and praised
for stopping train. He was sentenced
to serve eight years in the penitentiary
and escaped after being in for several
years.
"The train consisted of nine ears
and the engine All went through and
dropped from Is to 20 feet. The bodies
of John McFadden and Fin Neil, en-
gineer and fireman, were dug from
under the engine. Two tramps were
also killed outright. A travelling man
died the next day on the relief train as
it crossed the old steel bridge. Others
died later from their injuries.
Nearly All Were Injured.
"There were about 140 on board and
of these 130 were injured or killed
spent IA months and six days recover
ing from injuries 1 received. Every
man of the train crew was injured
and it was necessary to send negro
porter to flag other trims.
"E. j. Jeffery was hurt and still
suffers from his injuries. G.. f,
Swigert and ]. H. Wait were also pas
sengers and somewhat injured. Wait
was roadmaster then but is now on a
pension. N. A. Ambrose and A. S.
Rand, still postoffice employees, were
then mail agents and both escaped
without more than scratches though
how they did I have never figured out
for the mail car was the only car
which could not be repaired" "
County Assessor Henry f. Reed was
a newspaper man at that time and re-
called being sent to report the wreck.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

MIS-. w. A. chapman entertained the
members of the needleCraft at her home
on Hayes street, Thursday evening. The
afternoon was spent in sewing and
conversation after which refreshments
were served by the hostess Mr.. and
Mrs Eugene Bauer came up from Rose.
burg Monday to attend the funeral of
Mr., Bauer S father, Mr.. p. Bauer, who
died here Sunday.
Mr.. W. r. Claman, Monday, where he
was married to Mrs. Elizabeth r. Neese
who arrived that morning from lndi-
annapolis, Indiana, Mr.. Claman and Mrs.
Neese have known each other for a
number of years. They will make their
home in Woodburn. Mr.. Claman 3
many friends wish them long and
prosperous married life.
Mr.. and Mrs. +. w. Settlemier en-.
tertained the Five Hundred club at
their home. The rooms were beautiful
ly decorated with ivy and chrysanthe,
NUNS. Mrs. Edward Emmett and Mr..
Robert Scott won the honor prizes and
Mr.. Walter johnson the consolation.
Refreshments were served by the host
and hostess assisted by Miss Lois
Beebe.
A sewing club was organized by a
number of girls and they neld their
first meeting at the home Of Miss Mary
Scolard Tuesday evening. After a very
delightful time was spent in sewing,
the hostess served refreshments Those
present were: Miss Nette Broyles,
Miss Lois Beebo Miss Sadie Richards,
Misses Della and Nora Beck, Miss Ha.
eel Bitney, Misses Nell and Gladys
Bnkley, Miss Lila Jerman, Miss Aletha
Bimey, Miss Della Byera, Miss Avon
Mckinney, Miss Ethel Bonney and
Miss Mary Scollard
Roy Il. Abraham and Miss Margaret
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
Washington Junior
High School Beats
Independence 10 to Il

Washington junior high school de.
featcd Independence high this morning
ON the Willamette field by a 1919
score. The game was fast and exciting
rs both teams were about evenly match.
ed The Juniors got the first touch.
down by long forward pass from Fra.
2ier to Sehaeffer, who also kicked goal.
Independence came back with touch
down but failed to kick goal, The
Juniors began to play team work and
by forming perfect Interference enabled
Schaeffer to make long so yard run
for u touchdown. This ended the scor.
ing for the first half.
In the second half the Juniors got one
more touchdown by a forward pass On
the whole the juniors outplayed the Wis.
itors, but the latter in many cases made
good plays and were close to the goal
line several times but lost the ball on
fumbles.
Tho hne.ups were:
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

StOllar were married in Salem Thursday
November 4th at tne Christian parson
age, Rev. r. r. Porter, officiating. Only
few intimate friends were present
Mr., and Mrs. Abraham will make tneir
home in Woodburn.
Miss Mildred Drake, daughter Of Mr.
F. M. Drake of Woodburn, died at the
Good Samaritan where she has been u
nurse for nearly two years Miss
Brakes death came as shock to her
many friends as she had been in very
good health and was on duty at the
hospital at the time sne took ILL. Her
father and step.mOther were sent for
but she died before they arrived. Mil
dred had lived in this city for the past
four years and had made many sincere
friends, She was of n very loving and
chereful disposition and will be greatly
missed. The remains were sent to Ash.
land and interment took place in the
family burial place.
Rev. u. +. Smith took charge of the
services at the "Win My Cnum Week -
at the NJ. +. church Friday evening.
The regular monthly meeting of the
WOodburn Retail Merchants association
was held at Bomhoff' 8 Tuesday even.
ing. New officers were elected for
the coming year. The officers elected
were: F. X, Beck, president; w. II.
Broyles, vice.president; w. i. Buse, sec,
retary; II. NJ. Austin, treasurer; di.
rectors, II. l.. Moore, Geo. Becker, N. A.
Hoffard, j. y. Steelhammer and A. Il.
Austin.
Miss Gladys Adams, Miss Louise Bee
man and Mr.. Earl Erwin spent Monday
in Portland.
Mrs. Chas. Mckee, of Mckee, was
shopping here Thursday.
Vernon Anderson nad his leg broken
Wednesday afternoon while he was
playing in football game
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
German Submarine
Sunk Claimed

New York, Nov. 13.-That a German
and not an Austrian submarine sank
the italian liner Ancona, and that this
meant Germany is at war with Italy,
without declaration, was claimed in
Rome dispatch to the Evening Sun to-
day.
can italian cabinet official in.
formed the Evening Sum-" said the
cablegram, "that German and not an
Austrian submarine sank the Ancona
Italy regards the sinking as the open
ing of hostilities by Germany without
q declaration Of war"
The story asserted that other italian
vessels had been sunk by vessels, re-
ported as Austrian, but in reality Ger.
man.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
CITY OF SEATTLE DAMAGED.

Seattle, Wash, Nov. 13.-Her for
ward hull buekled after having run
ashore in Granville channel, in Alaskan
waters, the steamer City of Seattle, of
the Pacific Coast Steamship company
was drydocked at Prince Rupert to-
day for repairs. The vessel struck on
the rocks. All her passengers and 10
Of the crew were taken to Prince Ru-
pert aboard the fishing schooner Al
batross She was bound from Seattle
to Southern Alaska ports.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
AUTO STRUCK BY TRAIN.

Twin Falls, Idaho, Nov. 13.-Three
persons are dead and two suffering
from serious injuries today as the result
of freigdt train striking the automo-
bile in which they were riding near
here late yesterday.
The dead are Mrs. Lawrence Hansen,
Mrs. John Iverson and M. A. Pataer-
son, all Of Rock Creek, Idaho.
Harry Larson and wife were injured.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
TIGARD FARMER SUICIDES

Portland, Ore, Nov. 13.-Leaving a
farewell note of love to Miss Gertrude
Smith of Oregon City, Roy Hill, farm
or of Tigard, Ore, shot himself to death
on an Oregon Electric ear standing in
the yards here for repairs. His body
was found today.
Hill had evidently been dead many
hours. A revolver was found near
him
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SANTA CLARA pARCE1,s SAVED,

Spokane, Wash, Nov. l3.-Out Of 200
sacks of parcel post on board the steam
er Santa Clara, which foundered a week
ago on the Oregon coast, only 81 have
been recovered, according to Inspector
h, N. Neil, of the Spokane postoffice
district, which hos jurisdiction Of parcel
post matter in tho northwest. The
wholesale arrest Of Oregon beach comb.
ers is threatened. The penalty for such
theft is q $4,000 fine or five years in
a federal penitentiary or both.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
WAR BULLETINS

London, Nov. 13.-The British sub
marine EGO, missing for a month, is
probably lost, the admiralty admitted
today. The last news of her was when
she was in the sea of Marmora. Berlin
reported that three of the vessels, six
officers had been made prisoners.
Athens, Nov. 13.--Negotiations are
in progress to insure the allies and
Serbia "against unforeseen cireum-
stances resulting from Greece s present
attitude according to the newspaper
Hestia.
Berlin, Nov. 13.-German munitions
are arriving at Constantinople as a
result of the central allies successes
in the Barkans, according to advices
today.
London, Nov. 13.-The British steam
er Den of 5000 tons has been sunk,
but her crew was saved.
Paris, Nov. l3.-The italian steam
er Firenze $4,000 tons) was reported
today to have been sunk by a sub
marine with the loss of six of her 80
passengers and 10 of her Ill crew.
The sinking of the Firenze occurred
in the Mediterranean.
Survivors of the French steamship
CalvadOs, recently sunk by sub
marine off Algiers, reported today that
80 aboard perished and that the captain
was killed by a shell.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
Card of Thanks.

The Ladies of st. Momias Altar So
ciety wish to extende their sincere
thanks to all who contributed in any
way to their successful bazaar, just
closed.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
Card of Thanks.

We wish to extend our sincere thanks
% our many friends for their sympathy
n our recent trouble, and for their
many floral offerings.
b. j. CALDBECK
AND FAMILY.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
HIS NECK BROKEN.

San Francisco Nov. 13.-ThOugh mis-
neck was broken, Edward Kramer,
cook, thought his only trouble was
black eye. Emergency hospital physi.
clans have doubts as to his recovery.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

gates to the American Federation Of
Labor convention today, outlining the
history of the organization since its
formation 80 years ago. He pointed
to what he termed the growing influ-
ence of labor in national affairs, citing
the establishment of labor portfolio
in the cabinet and recent favorable ma
tiOnal labor legislation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
AT FIRE IN FULL DRESS.

San Francisco Nov. 13.-His rule of
always going to every fire caused Fire
Chief Murphy to attend one in a dress
suit last night, He put on fireman 3
helmet and directed his men.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
wHIsKEY IN CoFF1Ns.

Chattanooga, Tenn, Nov. 10.
Shipping whiskey in coffins
is the latest method Of dodging
the law, according to govern.
ment officials today. They had
secured indictment against
Police Commissioner Betterton,
manager Of a casket company,
and three employees, charged
with shipping liquor without
proper branding-in coffins.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
SALEM IS AHEAD

The score for the first quarter of the
football game between Albany high and
Salem high this afternoon on William
cite field stood: Salem, Z; Albany, o.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

Salem Singer Sewing Machine head
quarters now located at Spencers'
hardware store, 466 State street. Nice
drop head machine FOR rent, $l.OO week,
$500 month. NOvl3
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

Widow would like housekeeping po-
sition for widower, good cook, can give
best of references. Call 143 Court.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

Chrysanthemums, Fine large ones.
Schultz, 18th and Center streets. Phone
2067.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

NuBone Corset romoved to Ladies
Outfitting Shop" 1865 N. Liberty.
Phone 224.
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aoMPERs MAKES ADDRESS.

San Francisco, Nov. 13.-Presiient
Samuel Gompers addressed the dele
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

Madame Metz and Blumenberg have
opened dress making parlors at "Ladies
Outfitting Shop" 1865 North Liberty
street. Phone 224
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13
Two Boys Escape From
Training School Today

John Schulz and Dallas Pope, two
boys at the Oregon state training
school, made their escape this afternoon
and at a late hour were still at large.
The boys were cutting brush when they
suddenly lodged into the underground
and disappeared. John Schulz is de-
scribed as being Is years of age, five
feet 10 inches tall, weight $50 pounds
and of light hair and complexion. Pope
is 10 years old and weighs l3O pounds.
He is five feet nine inches tall and
has brown hair and blue eyes.
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TO LoAN-$5OO, 5000 or $500 on real
estate. For rent, acres in the city,
good buildings and fruit; also 10
acres good buildings, / mile east of
the city. Houses, lots and acreage,
sold on easy terms. See L. Bechtel,
BAT State street. Novl3
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

DEPUTY STATE SEALER Buchtel
advises the purchase of four foot
wood to insure full measure. / have
300 cords near town. Can deliver
on short notice. G.. II. Croisan. Phone
2249. Novl3
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

FIRST CLASS SHOE REPAIRING
Shoes fixed while you wait, all work
guaranteed. Jacob VOgt, $40 South
Commercial. NOvH
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

WOOD FOR SALE-Ash, oak and fir.
For particulars address VIM. II.
Egan, Gervais, Route No. 2. Phone
3Fll. Nov14
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

LOST-A bunch of keys between Com
mercial and State, and Winter and
Union, Return to this office. Re-
ward. NOv13
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

NEW CLASSES-In shorthand, arith-
metic, business English, and CONNER
cial law, will be commenced at the
Capital Business college next week.
Phone 3S8 for special information.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

FOR SALE-Oak and fir wood sawed
in desirable lengths, full measure
ment guaranteed, Prone 79Fll.
NOvl7
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FOR RENT-Three or four room mod
y ern apartment. Furnished. 1926 S.
14th street. Nov15
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

FOR SALE OR TRADEi-For cow, or
young stock, sound, A year old
mare, perfectly gentle for women or
school children. Phone 79Fl3, one
mile south town.
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FOR SALE OR TRADE-By owner, 5
room modern bungalow within walk
ing distance, on ear line, large lot.
Fruit and berries. 20 Care Journal.
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GOAT MEAT and 5e per pound.
Independent Market. 157 South
Commercial stret. If
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FOR SALE-19l5 three speed Harley
Davidson motorcycle, excellent con-
dition. Cheap for cash or will give
terms. Phone Is or 946. Novl6
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

FOR TRADE-For yearling calf, fat
hog, about $50 pounds, Route 8, Box
92, Salem, Oregon. Nov13
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FOR LEASE-3O acres of hops, aver
age yield, 275 bales. Address Lock
Box 492, Silverton, Oregon. Novl3
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-11-13

CHOICE GOAT MEAT-For sale at
Capital Soap Works, 1890 Ferry st.
Phone 683. If
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FOR SALE--15 acres in timber land,
about miles from Salem. Phone
13S0W. Novl3
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HIGHEST CASH PRICE-Paid for
poultry. 1914 S. 10Th street. Novl4
The Washington herald., 1915-05-02
SOME ERRORS CRITICS
MAKE, BUT DO THEY?

IT is the prescription of a large rarca,
OF our theatrical reviewers habitually 7,
mistake ~ a deep-speakinc voice for
acting ability: e. physical motion for.
dramatic action: 81 f-ankness for y1IT-
Sarity: 90 all audible or visible hvsteria
such as bosom-heaving. fist-clenchinC and
nose-bloWfng, for emotion: (JD age for ev-
perience: f) merely te-se dialogue ru,.
dramatic dialogue and % sad PLAYS for
serious plays.
sad play-that is to say, a plav
which brews A bourgeois tear, which
moves in an atmosphere of gloom. is in
evftably regarded by these gentlemen az
serious play, while a gay play, a play
which shakes the belly to nlirth, is quite
as inevitably looked on as the contrary.
Thus do We observe such an absurd sniff
he salad as The Shadow approached
with a profound and studious frdIvn.
while such a flip. light. laughing. Jolly
thing as "Androcles and the Lion
which Is thousand times as serfous-is
amiably but promptly dismissed as-let
me see, how goes the phrase All, YES.
have it-"good fun" The philospoh.
of such critical pinochle is. of course, un-
consciously tocose. PARTICULAR when
one recalls that a play is often sad in
proportion to its absence Of thought;
that emotion and calm hard thinking sell
dom go together: that new ideas ever
impress the community as comic. and
that, in brief (again to repeat WalpOleN.
life liz a tragedy to those who feel and
comedy to those who think. As the
eve becomes moist the brain becomes
dry.-George Jean Nathan in The Smart
Set