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The largest tree in the United
States is said to be the Mother OF
he Forest" a giant redwood in the
Calaveras big tree grove in califor-
mia. It is supposed to contain no.
sl9 board feel of lumber.
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man hath no better thing under the
SUM- than to eat, and to drink, and to
be merry.--Old Testament.
The only way to have friend is 10
be one Emerson.
am the very slave of circumstance
And impulse-borne away With every
breath, byron.
'Tis greatly wise 10 talk with our
past hours,
And ask them what report they bore
to heaven.
Young
The man who can not laugh is not
only fit for treasons. stralagems ana
spoiIs: but his whole life is already q
treason and a siratagem. Carlyle
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Auor4sa caa O. MONUMENTS.

Charles c. Alling & Sons have just
received the invoice Of another car oi
finished monuments that will reach
their shops within few days
In this car will be some OF the
finest work that has ever been shown
ia Guthrie.
See them at BIG West Oklahoma
avenue.
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proper Treatment Of Biliodsness.

Proper Treatment OF bIIICusHSss'
For a long time Miss Lula SHELTON
Churchyille n. X, was bilious and
had sick headache and dizzy spells
Chamberlain Tablets were the only
thing that gave her permanent relief
Obtainable everywhere.
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FOR BAckAcHE KIDNEYS AND BlAn DER
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a Water shipments made to any y
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ing can rejoice in little turnover
points.
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Orders for 100000 tunics for the
Russian army have been placed with
Leeds firms.
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California and Florida are increas-
ing shipments of oranges to Canada
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For sale-ni,raen cs-bInet cheap
Leader office.
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The only way to have a friend is 10
be one. Emerson.
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JOHN M. WARD WINS
GARDEN CITY TITLE
Defeats Walter j. Travis by
Good Margin in 36 Hole
Final Match.
GOLF ON H LINKS

GARDEN CIrY. L. l.. Oct. 16.--John NJ.
Ward placed his name on the list OF
champions Of the Garden City Golf Club
to-day when he defeated Walter j.
Travis by I UP and . to play in the
final round for the club title. The final
was at thirty-six holes and the morning
round was q nip and tuck struggle all
the way. The two fnalists were on even
terms when they drove across the pond
to the homo green, but Ward ran down
q putt for a 2, and so was 1 up with
the match half over. Wards total for
the round was 70 and Travis was q
stroke higher.
When the struggle was renewed in
the afternoon Ward set q pace that was
too fast for the holder Of the metro
politan title. BY going out In 81, a
stroke under par, Ward acquired a sub
etantial advantage. and all he had to do
going in vas to keep on even terms
until the match ended on the fifteenth
green.
The championship competition was a
tho~roughgoing triumph for Ward this
year. for In the qualifying round he led
the field with a splendid II. Jus; how
| good 1t was Is revealed By the fact that
Travis, who was second, could do no
better than 50.
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HOVEY WINS WHEN
GUILFORD WEAKENS
Rhode Island Golfer Takes
Chief Cup at BrOOkline in
Extra Hole Match.

BRooKIJNE, Mass, Oct 16.-Roger II.
IIovey Of the Rhode Island Country club
won the fan OF the Brook
line Country Clu this afternoon by
defeating Jesse Guilford Of Woodland
on the nineteenth green. Guilford dis
posed of c. w. Bass. the New Hamp-
shire champion. easily enough this morn
ing. Bass took 8 strokes for each OF
the first four holes and as Guilford re-
CURED one less apiece the latter soon
was beyond reach. Hovey won quickly
from C. NJ. Anory OF Essex County in
the other semi-fnal, both matches being
finished Mt the fourteenth hole.
Gu!lford was l up on Hovey at the
turn this afternoon. but a 3 for the
latter at the tenth squared matters.
Hovey went into the lead by taking
the twelfth and thirteenth holes with Is,
but Guilford cut one of at the fifteenth
and squared the match on the home
green. He was short on his approach at
the extra hole, six feet over In I, and
missed the putt. Hovey was on In 3
and went down in two puts. The sum-
mary:
semi -nna Round--R. II, Hovey. Rhode
Island, defeated g. NJ. Amory, Essex
County. 6 and Il Jesse Guilford, Woodland,
defeated 9. w Bass. Portsmouth. 6 and d
Final Round--Hovey defeated Guilford,
! UP tS holes),
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A H AND MISS GREEN WIN.
Lead in Mixed FOursOmes nj
Greenwich Links.

GREENwicH, Conn. Oct. 1.-THE chief
event at the Greenwich Country Club
to-day vas a mixed foursome compe-
titlon for prizes given by r. A. Cowles.
Samuel J. Graham and Miss NJ. Green
won by a wide margin. In the sweep
stake A. L. Ranny led tho field with
s6-l3. 70. and second prize went to
@. d. Weber. whose score was 93-ls.
"a.
The winners Of the selected score
competition. which has been in progress
since July /, were announced to-day.
George II. Carhart won in class A. witt
"A score of SIS. and James =. OFT led
class b., with 81. The mixed foursomes
scores:
$. J Graham and Miss NJ. Green. $50.
-; J.. Il Soutter and MIR Il. IL Croker.
l05--is. 81. II. e. Leighton and Mrs, cal
Vim Truesdale. ll7-2g. SIS G.. e Pearson.
Jr. ana Mrs. W. r. Lyons ll2-2t, IS;
Calvin Trutsiale and Mrs, II. c.. Leighton,
l0o-S, 81: J, u chapman and Mrs q Is.
C,arhart,, ioi-s. 81; Z. u. .carhart and
Mrs. J. II. Chapman. ss-S. Of. L. {. Con
verse and Mrs +. ). Armstrong. 1913.
70: \. u. M~ittendorf and Mrs. d. y
Howard. llT-23. ~; W. \. Finn and Miss
!. II Mlchler. 1913. 80; X. r Crockei
and Mrs. w A Finn, 1l.-lt gs
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TO SCOUR FORDHAM
FOR FOOTBALL MEN
Committee Of Students Will
BE Named to Dig Through
Graduate Schools.
SIX STARS STUDYING LAW

a movement Is on foot at Fordham
University for the organization of a
student committee to scour the insti-
tuition for eligible football material. The
need for such a committee Was empha-
sized last week when 1t was discovered
that while Harry Vaughn was COACH
ing several green men for places OF the
line there was a host of experienced
gridiron men in the university who re-
fused TO come out for the eleven.
Vaughn is we'll satisfied with the
showing Of the Fordham team. but the
eleven Is not SO strong that II could
not be greatly strengthened. Fordham
needs all the strength 1t can muster
for the hardest schedule ever attempted
by a Maroon eleven. Beginning with
the game with Holy Cross at Ford
ham next Saturday. 1t has "A succession
OF contests that would put the best
In the Cast to the test. In
the formation OF the committee Is likely
within the next lew days.
Billy Lush. who ~ now athletic di-
rector at Fordhain, made a trip down
to the law school last week to get a
peek at possible football material and
was astonished to fnd at least half "a
dozen former varsity stars who were
hiding their lights under bushels From
some he got promises to come out for
the team, while others refused fatty to
consider playing football this season.
All six would he eligible for the eleven,
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FOX HILLS LINKS CROWDED.
Golfers Begin Play for Borough
Tr0phies-Two rinals Decided.

Golfers Begin Play for Borough
TrOphies-Two rinals Decided.
One of the largest fields Of the season
turned out yesterday At the Fox Hills
Golf Club TO take part in the qualifying
round Of the fall tournament for the
borough trophies. the gifts Of Charles
d. Saacke. Hubert Gardiner and Charles
H. Hadlock. The class A handicap was
won by w. p. Jockin. Silt, 73. In
class b c. Joost. Jr.. carried Off first
honors with a score of $50. ~.
In the final round for the presidents
trophy, the gift Of J. J. O'Donohue, Jr.,
J. W. McMenamy defeated Il. II. Sykes
after a close match at 80 holes by 1
up. In the final round for the Charles
F. Francon trophy w. Roy Barnhill de.
feated s. NJ. White. 8 up and 6 to play.
The leading scores in the fall tourna-
ment:
First six,een-c. Joost, Jr., $50. ~,
W. +. Jockin, 87-l4. 10. Hubert Gardiner.
gb-22, "a; X. X. Mamlok, St-i0, ~; John
d. Clarke. ss--i5. "a; Julius Seegbert.
1870, "a Thomas d; Waterbury, $50,
16;.n W. Bearman. ss--12. rs; George r.
Stebbins, s9.-l3. 70; w. g. Kimball. Slid,
20; BENJAMIN starkey. ss-23. IS; II. II.
LLOYD; AIS. ~; De coHfssy Cleveland.
Ipsearson, 1850. IS; Ralph Trier. LOST,
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SIXTEEN PAIRS QUALIFY.
FOur~om~ Tournament Begins on
WyknRyI Links.

NEW ROCHELLE, oct. l6.-The quail
flying round OF a foursome tournament
was played to-day at the Wykagyl Coun-
try Gu Sixteen pairs qualified for
the match rounds. The scores:
A. stiles and H. r Brown. sS--i2. 20.
II How.anu and W. VI Stevenson, 81, 40,
". Luhman and L. \ Hoffman, l05-2i
81. I. y Dens!uw and IL u. zimmerman.
g:-lO, -; ". L Bunnoll and J. VI ByerS.
9s-l5. - II. V Gaines and q L. Wii-
mcr. S1--S. 81 &. d Subcl and l.. c
Ketcham, lo2-i', -. pr. q. Reynolds and
Dr. II. II. Beatty, l0O-l5, s. &. NJ he. yea
and DR.. A II. Moore, el-G. ~. l. $, Gray
and Alber; Taylor. g9--l3, 10; Z. l. Maiiby
and y, II. Busey, g9--l3. 50: p McKeon
and w. Il. Br!ce. lo2-is. Sc, O. G. Lewis.
ana y. Kerr, l0l--l2, So. A Il. Gilkes
and ]. Moore, lu3-ll, W.
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as their terms of competition In other
colleges have not exceeded three years.
Fordham Is enforcing the four year
rule rigidly,
Chief among those who promised to
report for practice Is Charlie White.
Yale quarterback Of several years ago
and son of the veteran boxing referee.
White, senior. told the Fordham foot
ball management that he would see to
1t hat young Charlie came out, but az
yet he mas not appeared on Fordham
Field. Another star In the law school
is Eddie Butler. former star quarterback
at Cornell. who would be eligible for
another year.
A man Vaughn probably could use
more than n Of the others is Flan-
nigan. last season tackle at Holy Cross
and one Of the best men In that posi-
ton In the New England colleges. An
other tackle who persists in staying out
Of practice Is Larry Healey, who played
that position on F~ordham's great eleven
in 1900. Hugh Dougherty. fullback on
the Georgetown team last year IL still
another law student h Is being urged
to become a candidate. Donald OBrien.
who was counted upon to play a stellar
role this year. is kept or the team
through parental objections.
With Lush's cursory search re yealing
SO many eligible stars In the law school
alone. the students feel that there are
many more concealed in that depart
ment. and certainly there ought to he
more OF them in the medical and phar-
m~aceutical departments.
The Fordham-Holy Cross game next
Saturday will be the first big contest
here this season n shout develop one
Of the old time battles between tho
rivals for Catholic college supremacy.
The Union and Connecticut Agg.es con
tests have demonstrated that. rs far IA
the defence goes. Fordham IS well
equipped for Holy Cross. but there Is
still "A lot to be desired on the offensive.
and II IL in that department that Vaughn
will specialize this week.
Vaughn is developing the Maroon
along old Yale lines and ho has ;wo
abie assistants in his tash in Dave Dunn.
former Yale back, who is captain OF Tho
Fordham team and Lush. who was In
a position to keep in close touch witt
football affairs at New Haven while
he was coach Of the baseball squad.
First class Interference and a real fight
ing spirit form the backbone uf Naughn's
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system. which alrtady has shown fine
results.
Holy Cross's tie game with the Army
II to IA, recently demonstrate ,ha,
the Worcester eleven compares favor.
ably with the best that has worn IN.
purple. Holy Cross has shown especial
adeplness in the open game and very
likely will make the contest a pretty
one to watch.
On Election Day Georgetown comes
10 Fordham Field. while on November
10 Rhode Island State plays here. The
Carlisle Indians on November 20 and
villanova on Thanksgiving Day complete
the Fofdham Field programme. Boston
College is to be played in the Huh on
November 9.
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are accomplished only by some form
of subterfuge or evasion-devices that
are not supposed to be resorted to by
gentlemen.
The game OF golf ia about the only
game that II o subject to agitation
In connection with this amateur ques-
ton for the reason that its popularity
Is OF such comparatively recent origin
and Its growth has been % phenome-
nally rapid. II In, consequently. not to
be wondered at that many. especially
among its younger devotees, are as
yet unfamiliar with the restrictions
tina apply to II IN common with other
sports. Hence It u highly advan-
tageous that occasional publicity be
given the subject in order not only
that players themselves nay become
familiar with the regulations but that
all persons interested In the game
may know what sort of advice to
give if their opinion 10 requested con-
corning any particular case.
The truth OF the matter IL that h
importance Of the distinction between
an amateur and professional golfer
In Of very little personal concern 10
any but an unusually good player or
a high official, for II IL only ~ such
that n temptations are likely TO be
offered. To all these the executive
committee submits this simple advice
In the interest Of the best sportsman
ship and tho maintenance Of purity
In athletics. Avoid IL possible any
connection as an agent or employee
with the business Of supplying or out
fitting Gokers II an untainted record
~ an amateur u desired No matter
how straightforward or free from va
sion the circumstances are suspicion
will always be directed against the
individual and criticism In sure to FOL
low, which In itself In an injury to
the sport, especially II the position
u not taken until altar prominence
as a player or official has been at
tained. In the case of some well
known players who are connected with
sporting goods houses the employment
took place before great skill or promi-
In the game had been achieved.
In these cases It IL manifest hat the
original consideration for the employ
ment was not golflng ability.
The game of golf Is prominently a
gentleman's game, n the avoidance
of difficulties arising from the applica-
ton Of the amateur rule is an Easy
matter to a gentleman because he will
no attempt to make money out Of
avowedIv a nrosas.,onaI Wb.n =, 60
s,a,ad ,hat gn,S q. oniy . r.n,tarar's
rama a. 49, ~ -aan .ha, a. a.. III,
= r,ch ron.s ~. h.oa,.. - q,
NJ .am. -. -. 80
$500
-. .rHa.N". ;. 90" VIZ"
sible to the poorest and lowest as
= "S u r'o"os' anu h's"est' III
"@rS.'Ip :" IN vi 'He private CLUBS
- nv p"si"'e tHefe arc nearly ever! :
"here puoi'o MIX over which any ana
every one may play. II the estaD-
of pubic golf courses Is now
oohsiuored as one OF the most pressing
necessities by every wide awake park
commission. The game Is really in Its
infancy In this country, and it's de-
velopment and popularzation along
every line IL one Of the matters most
often discussed az the meetings OF the
executive committee. Owing 10 the
recent agitation OF the amateur ques-
ton in the PRONUNCIATION of the
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-10-17

RYE, n. Y, oct, 16.-The usual sweep
stakes and a match play against par
competition We're IN the programme at
the Apawamis Club to-day. The morn
ing sweepstake was won by G. J.. Wat
kins, with a score OF sat. ~. but
in the afternoon there was "A three cor
nered tie in which the participants were
Gaines Gwatlmey, S2-i, IS Harmon
$. Graves, S3-5. ~. and II. l., Bulkley.
gi-I6, rs. Thu winner in the par COM
petition was Buckley. The scores:
II. u. Buckley. I down; Gaines Gwath
mey. 3 down. e, l.. Watkins. > down, s
down.
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Reach semi.ansl Round.

STAMFORD, Conn.,. Dot. l8.--The second
round OF match play for tho October
prizes was played at the Weeburn Golf
Club to-day with the following results
ID. T. Woodbury. beat A. Schoonmaker
l w. H.. L. Woodbury. beat Schuyler
Merritt . and l. Il. e Rinehart, .Jr..
beat ]. s. Gillespie 1 up. Chester Sci.
leck beat J. Stsub : and &
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SOUTH ORANGE, n. j.. Oct. 16.-Ernest
A. Smith. h won the title of golf
champion at the South Orange Field
Club last Saturday. turned In the loves,
gross score. an SO. in the handicap this
afternoon. c. w. Bryan had the lowest
let score. 80. 20-75. About fifty men,
bers attended the annual dinner OF golf
enthusiasts to-night at the clubhouse.
Thomas f. Handy, president OF the club,
was postmaster.
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QUALIFY IN FALL TOURNEY.
Many Upper M%ontcInir Golfers
Compete for Prizes.

M~oSrcLAiR. y. j, oct. lG-The quail.
flying round in the fan tournament was
played on the Upper Montclair Country
club links to-day with "A large number
Of entrants. The scores
r x Dayton. 1870, II; A. BENTLEY
S5-l4. II; +. l. Rogan. 96--e. -. II W.
Whitlook, sS-lL "a; c. q. Martin. s2-l7.
IS; u carton, SIT, -; e. Sandegson,
s3--s. rs. j. H.. Baer, lOl-.j, 20. W A
Johns 1870. 20; X Glenn. s.-ls, 70:
T. Martin. 1887, 20, W. j, Mclaughlin
SIT. e, +. SonHda, 1910. 81. q II.
Miller. els. ~. II VI McteaE, los-?s.
y; L, 4. Clapp, s3-j, y, + Dyke. 1913
"a. ~: II, Alair, SIS, 80.
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DR.. Cranberry Leads yic,or..

SHORT HILLS. ". j.. Oct. 16.-The an
nual match between teams captained by
DIR. ID. Webb Cranberry md Willis L.
Carey was played to-day at the Baltus-
rol Golf Club. Their were forty-six
golfers on each a and the CRANBERRY
forces won. 1913 TO so. The losing team
entertained the winners at dinner in the
clubhouse his evening.
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CALDWELL, y j., Oct. l8.--The third
round for the Presidents cup and sweep.
stakes we're the attractions at the Essex
Fells Golf Club this afternoon. For
he Presidents cup Il, McCord beat r. W.
Robinson. 3 and 2. T. Merriman beat
G. w. Nichol by default. !. l.. McCord
beat L. Clark, 3 and 1. The sweep
stakes scores
A.. W, Uh!er, a2-1i, rs; Jason Rogers,
$50. -; j. w, Robinson, lO6-23. So;
!. Mccord. 1915. ST; Z, Langstroth.
l07--lb, ",
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Tie in Nassau Competition.

GLEN COVE. l.. l., oct. Is.-There was
n tie for first place in the competition for
the accumulation cup II the Nassau
Country Gu to-day between II. 8. Bat
tershall. 90-12. rs. and Horace Bcrner.
ST. IS. w. l.. Pate. 1920. SO. was
third and Or. Samuel McCullagh, 100
IS. "a, fourth,
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holders Retain Omcers' Medal.

~TLAISPIELD. N. j.. Oct. 16.-H. f.
Blazer and Il. Z, Blancke, Jr.. holders.
defeated K. T. Phillips and w. l.. Tough,
challen gers. by 8 up and 2 TO play for
the Officers Challenge medal at the Park
Golf Club to-day. These cards were re-
turned for the Presidents cup
II. G. Biancke. Jr.. S&--22, ~: r. v.
Carpenter, s2--ls. ~: G. u. Morse, sI--l4,
SCI A. a Cannon. ye--l0. So: Walter
whitehead: ss-l6, So II. 70, Biarisr. So
z. 81; T. II. Phillips. s7-lb. So.
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pLAiNrIELD. n. j.. Oct. l6-These
scorce were returned for the Golf Com.
nitt,c cup at the Plainfeid Country Club
to-day:
maker. sc-y, 70: 9. r. Perrin, Eli, Il
Arthur Murphy. S7-e.. rs: D. II. Rowland,
i0O-2i. 70; II. II. Craig. ei-12. 10.
J. Il. shoemaker. s2--s. "a: w. W. Core
es-2I. 80: II. J. Cochran. 1925. II; ID
II. Rowland. 1901. 70: F. w. Wallace
1877. SO.
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stroke OF last years crew up to within
tn days OF the Poughkeepsie regatta.
rowing No. Q. Wormser. last years
stroke, In setting the pace for the Junior
boat: Capt. Norman Bratton having
been moved down from No. 6 in the
varsity to stroke. The present boat
ing IL: r. Il. O'Loughlin. 'ls. bow o.
Il. MYERS, 'l6, No. 2: n. X. Munro. II.
No. 3; d. w. Legs. rs. No. 4; w. II.
Diekmann. 'l6. No. g r. w. Lahey, rs.
No. 6. r. o.. Pennell. Is. No. Z; w.
y. Bratton, 'l6, stroke. and NJ. Thomas.
rs, coXswain.
The annual fall tennis tournament
will be revised this year. Demands
from every part of the university have
prompted the athletic association to
start the tournament. Fifty en-
tries have been received by Manager
McCracken. The singles Will start to-
morrow. The entries OF varsity men
have been rcoeived. but whether they
will be accel ted or not hasn't been
decided.
In an attempt TO make 1915 Column
bias biggest year, this week will be
devoted exclusively TO stirring up foot
ball enthusiasm and Increasing the
cheering section through A. A. member
ships, Every Undergraduate on the
campus will he interviewed and asked
to join the association under the new
arrangement which allows tho dues to
be pahi In two instruments. Girl stu
dents at Teachers College and Barnard
have asked to be allowed membership
cards. There is nothing in the consti-
tuition which prevents them from doing
20, 1t is probable that they will be-
cone part OF the cheering section.
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WEST ORANGE. y. J. oct. ia flag
competition was played at the Essex
County Country Clu to-day 7. r. Nc
MILAN won in Glass \, the Glass Il golf
ers were led by A.. II, Holden. and IN
Glass g, r. c. Alhee carried his flag
furthest.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-22
FROZEN

An American. and Scotsman were
discussing the cold experienced in
winter in the north of Scotland
why, it's nothing at all compared
to the cold we have in the states"
said the American. 81 can recollect
one winter when a sheep, jumping
from a hillock into a field, became
suddenly frozen on the way and stuck
in the air like a mass of ice"
"But, man." exclaimed the Scots
man; the law of gravity wouldn't
allow that"
81 know it, replied the American,
'fbut the law of gravity was frozen,
too"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-22
HAS ITS EFFECT

Frost-Do you think the auto has
an ennobling influence?
Snow-Well, speaking personally,
we have been fined and refined
Judge.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-22
DoUBLE-BARRELED REBUKE

UBlE-BARRELED REBUKE
A teacher had a great deal of trou-
bic to make boy in his class under
stand point in his lesson. Finally,
however, he succeeded. and, drawing
a long breath, remarked:
eff it wasn't for me, you would be
the greatest donkey in this town."
-O-O-
HIS REGULARITY
'Blinks always hits the nail on the
headr'
Eyes, but he usually drives it into
the wrong place. Philadelphia Led
ger.
HER EMOTIONS
"She must have been surprised
when her husband gave her such an
expensive present"
mot surprised, my dear; sus-
picious."
1870
NO COMPARISON
Fare-But, my good man, it's bare
Iy mile as the crow flies!
Driver That amt nothing ter go
by! This 'ere's a cab, not "a airy
plane!