Denver labor bulletin., 1915-08-28
Bartenders

Well do not forget the Labor Day pic
mic 1t will be one glorious affair. Here
are few of the stunts the boys from
Local No. will pull off:
Max Samuelson and Loui Goldberg
will show them how to do the Irish
reel; YOU should see this, they have
been practicing for the past several
weeks.
Frank (Fuzzyl Jordan of the Orpheum
bar will tell how it feels to know
girl eight months and then not know
her Fuzzy is some spooch maker.
Tom Corhan will wear his new suit
and black necktw and also prefer
charges against Bill Riley for working
too much.
Ike Furst and Roy Campbell will sell
their pictures and demonstrate to the
ladies why they are the best lockers in
the bunch Buy in a hurry. as the sup
ply is limited.
Tommie Carroll OF the Model, with the
assistance OF Ben Fahey, will show you
how to reserve a table for four and then
the chickens do not arrive.
Bill Flaherty will give an imitation
of performing at "banknet' without
napkin or any assistance from the shoe
cobblers. Bill is some feeder.
Fred Vessel will try and explain to
all those who want to know how to
spring the boys from the BOBBY hatch.
If yu think he cannot do it ask safer
Nisbet or Chief Duffield.
Joe Garland will be with us and take
a few plunges in the lake after he has
sprinkled some of the Boise, Idaho, min
eral water on it. You should see Joe's
new bathing suit It's scream.
Carl Lomax and Bill Riley viii have
hand books ready for any one who wants
to place wager on the ball games.
They are both experts, so you had better
be careful. They are rehearsing every
day.
Al. Smith will give few Indian war
hoops he learned while in the hospital
twardl. They are, beauts. so do not get
scared, as he is perfectly tame now.
Heine and Oscar of Fifteenth and Cur
tbs will show you how to treat an adver-
tising solicitor with respect This is a
novelty
Mike Gearey of the Cripple Creek bar
will wear his famous smile. and also pur-
chase few rounds for the ladies'. II
you think Mike is not a ladies' man,
ask him.
Johnnie Davis will have his string Of
jumpers and show the gang how he got
into the money. Johnnie has a lovely
AK. and can open barrel.
Dan Grenier will have bunch of baby
buggies to rent cheap. But at that Dan
will not charge the smaller ones any
thing as he is very fond of babies. That
is one of the reasons he built fence.
John Woulfe, the great Irish poet Of
lower Seventeenth street, will recite his
favorite poem entitled, .Yon johnson,
the greatest man that ever came from
Ireland" Don't miss this.
Kelly Bales. Roy Scully and Dan Sit
tier, will have plenty of ice and liquid
refreshments and as Roy and Dan are
on the wagon, Kelly will sure be a peach
to gaze upon about 6 p. m. See this
stunt without fail.
Joe and Rusty of the Kane viii show
you how they attend to the LADIES' trade
and keep out of Jail. They have first
class restaurant and pay license. So
the boys should learn this little stunt.
Wally Antrim and Bill McNair will
sing that sad little ditty, "Why are they
waiting outside; hand them chair" No
applause, please, as some dicky bird
might hear you.
BY request Chief Duffield will explain
why he chooses the little fellow and let's
the big game go. His subordinates had
the evidence, but he could not see it..
You know some people live on the hill;
others do not.
The handsome blonde, Frank, Shultz,
will wear his new suspenders and no
coat. After posing a few minutes he
will buy drink and then go to sleep.
Sleeping Beauty"
Ducks Harrison and Br'er Lott will
give a demonstration on irrigating a dry
spot. They are dolls in this particular
line and all those that voted dry last
fall should not fail to see and learn.