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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-03-26
Wise. Apple Growers

The sum of S9O,cco will be spent
this year in advertising the apples of
Washington, Oregon, Idaho and Mon
tana throughout. the world. Announc-
ment of the huge fund for advertis-
ing Northwest apples was made by w.
H. Paulhamus, chairman of the
Northwest by-products committee, at
the meeting of the Tacoma AID club.
He said representative apple growers
of the four states would form an or
ganization of their own, and that his
suggestion of fund of $4,000 for
advertising would entail tax of on
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-03-26
IF WOMEN ONLY KNEW
What a Heap of Happiness 1t Wouls
Bring to Stanford Homes.

What Heap of Happiness 1t Would
Bring to Stanford Homes.
Hard to do housework with an ach-
ing back.
Brings you hours OF misery at lei
sure or at work.
If women only knew the cause
that
Backache pains often come from
weak kidneys,
'Twould save much needless woe.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for weak
kidneys,
Many residents of this vicinity en-
dorse them.
81 suffered intensely from kidney
complaint" says Mrs. A. Camden, of
Preachersville, Ky. when | stopped,
| could hardly straighten. Dark spots
often floated before my eyes and my
head panied me until was almost
crazy. A neighbor told me about
Doan's Kidney Pills and got box.
| took them according to directions
and they helped me from the first.
am now free from kidney complaint"
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't SIM
ply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Camden had. Foster-Milburn
Co., Props, Buffalo, N. Y. 25-1
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-03-26
Health Promotes Happiness

Without health, genuine joy is i'm
possible; without svod indigestion
and regular bowel movement you can
not have health. Why neglect keeping
bowels open and risk being sick and
ailing? You don't have to. Take one
small DR.. Kings New Life Pill at
night, in the morning you will have a
full, free bowel movement and feel
much better. Helps Jour appetite and
digestion. Try one tonight.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-03-26

body. 1t rushes into every cell, causes
every bone. muscle, ligament. tendon.
mucous surface and every nerve to thrill
with freedom, with health, with new
found SpringineSS.
And best of all, S. s. s. though pow
erful searching, overwhelming enemy to
pain and the causes of rheumatism is as
pure as the dew on a peach blossom. as
powerful as the heroic works of nature.
as searching as the peremptOry demand of
the most exact science.
Ask for and insist upon getting s. S. s.
the worlds cure for rheumatism
For private, personal advice on stub
born chronic rheumatism write at once
to the Swift Specific Co., 2OS Swift Build
ing, Atlanta, Ca Their medical depart
ment is famous on all blood diseases, and
is equipped to make personal blood tests.
approved by the highest medical authori-
ties. Get a bottle of s. s. s. today. Then
away goes rheumatism for all time.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-03-26
Personal and Social

April THE Mothers Club will
meet in the club rooms at 2:30
o'clock.
April THE Woman's Club will
meet on this date instead of March
31st, on account of Glee Club en-
tertainment.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-03-26
Deafness Cannot Be Cured.

By local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion OK the ear. There Is only one
way to deafness. and that is by constitution
al remedies. Deafness Is caused by an inhamed
condition of the mucous lining Of the Eustachian
Tube. When this tube is infamed you have
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing. and when
1t is entirely closed Deafness is the result and
unless the Inflammation be taken out and
this tube restored to its normal condition. hear
ing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of
ten are caused by Catarrh. which is nothing but
an infamed condition Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case
Of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circu
''''' ' r. !. CHENEY 4 CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-03-26

OUR Spring line of Oxfords are
now open for your inspection. All
styles. We will show you something
new. Robinson's. 25-1
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-03-26

ly one cent box on the apple output
of the members.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-03-26
Il Meaa<zQe
10 %z,zez
Those of Middle Age Especially.

When you have found remedy for the horrors that
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hours of the day though your back would break
when your head aches constantly you nervous, de-
pressed and suffer from those dreadful bearing down palms,
don't forget that lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
is the safest and surest remedy and has carried hundreds
of women safely through this critical period.
Read what these three women say:
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-03-26
PUBLIC SALE

l will at my residence at McKin-
ney on
Wednesday, March 81, 1918
offer for sale my household and fur
niture; one six-year-old mare; buggy,
harness, saddle, horse blanket, rugs
and about 10 barrels of corn. T. H.
SINGLETON. 25-1
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-03-26
From Mrs. Hornung, Buffalo, N. Y.

BUFFALO N. Y"I writing let you much your
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and and remarked about appearance
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Everybody asking me what am doing and recommend Lydia
wish and hope others who have the complaint will
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Stanton st, Buffalo, N. Y.
Made Me Well and Strong.
MACEDoN N.Y. all down and very thin in
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but Lydia T. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound we'll and
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CHAcE, K No. 2, Macedon, NY.
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ad
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-03
AN ENTERPRISE

Enterprise in Union Hill is fast
growing into a habit with the wide
awake business men of that hustllng
community A plan has recently been
put into shape for the installing OF
Great White Way along Bergenline
avenue, and to this end elaborate prep
arations have been made for great
blowout of time April 10. On this
night all of the whistles and bells
will be called into service, and there
will be a loud noise at the moment
when the Mayor turns on the switch
bv pressing a button that floods the
avenue with light. Garlands OF
electric incandescent lights will be
strung all along Bergenline avenue
and that thoroughfare will be as
bright as day and remain so every
night for an indefinite time-perhaps
for many years to come.
There is great deal Of enthusiasm
over the project, and next Thursday
night week will see Union Hill not
onlv crowded with thousands OF peo-
pie. but literally flooded with light
as bright as the noon day sun, almost.
There will be brass bands at intervals,
and along the district where the Great
White Way extends there will be three
great arches erected in honor OF the
event. These arches will be lighted
with electricity, and will form one OF
the distinct features OF the opening
evening.
In addition to all this, the Mer-
chants Association has arranged TO
have a three day festival in connec-
ton with the installation OF the Great
White Way, which will include many
interesting events on its program.
Mayor Ranenberg will deliver an ad-
dress from platform near the
center of the decorative features OF
the night, and a great time is look
ed for.
Of course, the main thing connec.
ed with the entire enterprise is TO
emphasize Union Hill as a coming
business center. 1t is growing fast,
and in very few years everybody
there now looks to see it a great and
prosperous city. Union Hill is IN
earnest all over, and many people
from Palisade, Grantwood, Cllffslde'
and other points Of the Hilltop sec
ton will be on hand to watch the
parades and enjoy the illuminatlons'
Another announcement will be made
in "The Palisadian."
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-03
SOME POSTSCRIPTS.

One of the best cleansing agents
for brass is strong ammonia.
Bananas are immune from insect
attacks and most fruit diseases.
Resembling a skeleton key with a
flexible shank is a new cork puller.
The peak of Teneriff casts a shadow
on the ocean fifty miles long.
Medical statistics show that eight
men die suddenly from disease to one
woman.
A cane that can be taken apart and
rebuilt into a stool is a French inven-
ton.
Broken ivory can be mended with a
cement made by dissolving alum in
hot water.
Hinged plates, held together by
springs have been invented Tor press
ing mems neckties.
Opossum farming for the fur of the
animals has passed the experimental
stage in Australia.
Brewers have found that the fer
menting power of yeast is increased
by brief exposure to ozone.
A cone shaped, adjustable cover
has been invented that will fit any or
binary sized cooking utensil.
In Chicago there is an electric pie
making machine with which six girls
can turn out $4,000 pies a day.
China has almost 5000 miles of rail
roads opened to traffic and more than
1000 miles under construction.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-03
ME'RR YINAKERS
HOLD Il DANCE

Rheims band, with its drums and
cymbols, clarinet and strings, filled
the hundreds of young people at the
Merrymakers' Childhood Dance at Car
ney Hall on last week Friday with
the intoxication of it's strains.
The dance on Friday night was
much like other dances of this and
other similar organizations, except
that at eleven o'clock bags containing
favors, one for the men and one for
the ladies, were handed around. Each
favor consisted of an attractive col
ored cap and bonnet and some child's
plaything. Rattles, horns, balls, dolls,
.jack-in -the-boxes and other toys soon
filled every hand, and gave d touch of
joyousness to the whole assemblage
Around the walls were strung artistic
ally scenes from the Kate Greenaway
tales, Mother Goose picture books, and
other memories from the land of child
hood.
The Childhood Dance was one of the
most charming Of the season; and
there was much personal beauty, to-
gether with a judicious use of beauti-
full draperies and other adornments
which, together, created maze OF
color, CLEAN and texture whether
gliding about the room or seated.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-03
THEN 1T HAPPENED

Covered with white from head to
foot. the prisoner looked like a snow
man. ,.,
"With what is this man charged"
asked the court.
81 saw white cloud" replied officer
666, land l thought he was trying to
blow up building"
"What have you to say for your
self"
For answer the prisoner pulled out
a little white cloud and coughed up
enough flour to make batch OF bis
cults.
Cant you speak?"
A negative shake of the mans head
sent flour into the atmosphere like
water from a woody dog.
care you baker?"
This time the man managed tC
humble half-smothered "No."
"Then what on earth are your"
After several false starts the pris
oner finally blurted:
"Bill poster"
"Did you fall into flour bin"
Rubbing his face until dusky Skin
began to show through its white coat
ing, the prisoner eXpldlHeu'
"No, sab. Wen l run out OBJ paste
dis mawnin', l filled bucked Wi
flouah an went across de street
where I saw big hose by de side OF
a building. I put the nozzle OBJ d.
hose into de bucket, but at first d.
handle wouldn't turn. l gabe one bis
twist, an'-an'-an' den it happened!'
"What happened?"
"Dat hose wasn't foah film pail
at all; it was foah film automobile
tiahs!"-Judge.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-03
Woodcif Notes

The kiddies are very much inter
ested in the wee little rabbits that are
on display in grocer Boschen's
window.
A family named Gumple will oc-
cupy the first floor of the Koran
mouse at 432 30th street this week.
Otto Wittreich, Woodcliff's popular
letter carrier with his perpetual sup
ply of good humor is very busy these
days. AS the new families come to
town Otto's route grows longer but
his happy smile does not diminish.
"The Palisadien" can be purchased
every Saturday afternoon at Wenk's
Emporium at 21st street and Broad
way.
Contractor Brown has sold one of
his new brown houses to party
named Wallenstein, who comes from
WeehaWken.
Prosperity is on the wing. Four
new garages for Woodcliff in one
week. The auto owners are Paul
Hansen, Richard Moller, E. D. Watts,
and William S. Hurdle.
Mrs. Hugh Duffy, of Newburgh,
has been the guest of the Halpin' s
Tor several days.
Dentist Fisher will move from his
33d street home to the house formerly
occupied by the Hurdle family at 240
32d street.
Mrs. Clarence G. Meeks and chill
dren have gone to one of the southern
winter resorts for several weeks.
Mr.. Eugene Homan, of Park ave-
nue. and 10Th street, is reported to
be ill in one of the local hospitals.
William Kellam, of 229 31st street,
has exchanged his old automobile for
a brand new Winton Six, which will
make his friends do some gazing when
it arrives from the factory.
Louis Navarro, of 1873 3Oth street
is able to resume his work after be-
ing i'll in bed for several weeks.
Woodcliff was well represented by
its young men and women at the
dance of the Merrymakers, in Grant
wood, on Friday evening of last week
The Bermes house at 129 32d street
looks very attractive in it's bright
new coat Of paint.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-03
OLD RESIDENTS
WILL DEPART

1t is reported that the S. H. Jorys
have leased their attractive home in
Oakdene avenue, near the bluff, for
term of three years, to the DIR.
Philip E. Brundages. The Brundages
are now occupying the home of Mrs.
Whitaker, in Columbia avenue, near
the bluff, but, owing to Mrs. Whit
aker's decision to re-occupy her home,
it has been necessary for them to
seek home elsewhere. 1t is under
stood that the Brundage's new lease
begins June 1. 1t is rumored that the
Jorys will make their home in New
York City.
DR.. Brundage is the popular and
efficient clerk of the borough, and
while the many friends of the Jorys
are keenly regretfull at the prospect
of their departure, great satisfaction
is felt that the Brundages have Sc
cured such delightful home as a
residence.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-03
UNCLE REMUS ON
WOMAN SUFFRAGE

During the great temperance de-
bate in the House Representative Carl
Decker, of Missouri, told this story:
A young woman was discussing
suffrage with an old darkey whom she
employed by the day in the South. He
was powerfully opposed to letting
women vote, and "argyfed" at great
length along that line. Finally, firing
of the subject, the young woman
sought to divert it by saying:
"Well Uncle Rastus, what do you
think of Mr.. Cleveland ?"
"Who-Mr. Observation-Disclosures Cleve
land? l knowed him well. l used to
tote water to him in de Confederate
army, miss"
"But l mean Grover Cleveland"
"Dat was de man-Grovner Cleve-
land Cleveland! He didn't take water
often, but when he did he took a
mighty lot of it. He was in the Con-
federate army, sho."
ooh, said the girl, "Grover Cleve-
land was the President Of the United
States, and if and old darkey as
ignorant as you are can vote don't
see why l cannot"
"You don't Ell? Well, I'll tell yor
why, missus," said Rastus, with
solemn earnestneSs.
"Why?"
"Well, it's bekase you lacks de
maskuline qualifications"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-03

The kiddies are very much inter-
ested in the wee little rabbits that are
on display in grocer Boschen's
window.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-03

Id is gedding so near springtime
now dot l feel like a blossom myself,
only 1 dink l don'd make some
fruidt diss season if der var keebs
oop.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-03

Sheriff ISIS god der headt of Chulius
Seezer, der cheneralship of Napoleon
Ponybardt, der skill Of Villum Purns,
undt ISIS own orichinal schemes for
making peoples behave demselves or
go to chail peter dan any odder
sheriff in Moo Chersey. You bet my
life he neffer misses a chance to
catch a burglar mitoudt landing der
game pehindt der pars. Dots der
kindt of sheriff Mr.. Health ISIS, undt
make no mistake aboudt id.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-03
A GEORGIA PHILOSOPHER.

Editorial philosophy from The
Americas Times Recorder:
"Waiting works wonders-if you
work while waiting.
"Life is a burden to some people
and some others are a burden to life
"The best sermon is one that goes
over your head and hits the other
chap.
considering the many things a
fellow mustn't do if he wants to wiz
success, it's hardly worth it."
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-03
Hans LObert.

Id ISIS no vunder
dot Sheriff Health
god electedt to der
finest Office in Per-
gen Goundy. He ISIS
a fine chap, undt
knows more aboudt
der blaze he does
n o t misrepresendt
dan any man who
ISIS preceded him
in office py twendy
yaarc Olldt n q y
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-03
Union Hill Great White Way
ToBe Ablaze April Fifteen
BERGENLINE AVENUE TO BE SUNSHINE

Union Hill Making Great Preparations For A Three
Day Celebration Beginning April 49, Great White
Way Along Bergenline Avenue To Be Installed
With Interesting Ceremonies Mayor Vim. Ran
nenbery To Touch Button That Turns On The
Great Illumination Three Great White Arches.
AN ENTERPRISE WORTHY OF ANY COMMUNITY
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-03

If you must be knocker, use nails
with your hammer and you may do
some good.-Macon Telegraph.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1915-04-03

Ven dey gifts peter man dan Pllly
Tafdt, der ex-bresident of desc Moo
Unided Schatedes, you will hat der
get ub FREDDY early in der daylighdt
before morning. Pilly ISIS der mosdt
cheerful man aboudt himself der ISIS
in der dictionary, undt he neffer
makes mistake Of peing oop in hot
air aboudt links he ISIS nod per-
quainted nit. Vat Pilly Tafdt dells
you he ISIS he always means id. He ISIS
god der pest ideas of any man in
der ex-bresident pissness, undt he
neffer pudts his foodt in hiss mouth
ven he opens id like Teddy Roosel-
veldt. Pilly Tafdt ISIS aboudt as CLEAN
man as vas effer washed nit de
CASTLE soap of experience in der Vite
House. | like him so mooch as any
man dot effer lifed in diss goundry,
und der besdt wish l couldt make him
ISIS dot his shadow will grow as less
as he wishes id.
Veil, | see dot der vimmins ISIS god
der editor Of der "Balisadian" on der
run because he set he vouldt not OPP
ject to DER voting. cannod pellet dot
he means i'd Vat he really means ISIS
dot he says he vandts dem to vote if
dey wishes id, because he is so
gallantness in his heardt. He does
nod dink dey really is vanding do
vote excepdt to hat der brivilich if
dey wandts id, or nod as dey blease.
Undt if anybody opposes dem, dey
will vote anyhow, vich gifts you er
idea dot dey ISIS got to had DER way
Vedder anybody likes id or nod.
Undt iff you do nod like id, id does
you so mooch goot you will nod know
| id anyhow, so watts der use? Vich
way der cat chumps yu ISIS god moth
| ing lefdt but sumissals to der wish
of der ladies, who has always ruled
der vorldt undt dondt know id or
care cendt anyhow if dey didt. Any
editor who gan ged away mid situa-
ton like diss has godt to ged oop
before breakfast Ply daylighdt.
Id is gedding so near springtime
now dot l feel like a blossom myself,
only l dink l don'd make some
fruidt diss season if der var keebs
oop.
If Governor Whitman drinks he ISIS
making a goot record to pecome der
president, he will hat to guess again
pebore he thinks twice. He ISIS der
vorsdt EXAMPLE of a poor governor
dot Moo York ISIS hadt since der tags
of der misfortunate Villum Sulzer,
undt he hadt aboudt as mooch quvall-
legations as jackass rabbit. Gov.
Whitman has disappointed me. He
bass not seemed APPLE to disentangle
one of his feedt from der polidical
trap pefore der udder vun is mixed
oop nit der same disease. Gov. Whit
man ISIS a goot prosecutor, bud der
office of governor ISIS doc pig for him,
or he ISIS too small for id. He dondt
| fit
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-04-08
Vanilla Extract.

In buying vanilla extract the other day
was particular not TO get the com.
pound, but have since discovered that
the inclosed cover says: prepared from
choicest fresh fruits by our own process,
etc. Now that does not sound like wa
nilla bean" On the day | purchased it,
both compound and the inclosed were
advertised, and regarding the inclosed, it
said; "None better at any price" | have
always considered this grocery company
an honest one. Would enclose the ad.,
only have mislaid it. Mrs. II. J. n.
We have no data on the brand of va
nilla indicated by the label you submit
IL reads well and there is apparently
no attempt to deceive. The term fresh
fruit" while strictly applying TO lemons,
oranges, berries, etc. may be given a lib.
eral Interpretation 10 include the fruit of
the vanilla plant, TO wit, the orchid pod
or vanilla bean. Botanically speaking,
the pods of the orchid mentioned are not
"beans." Neither are Strawberries. "ber.
ries.' The strawberry fruits" are the
little seed-like bodies on the enlarged
feshy stem. In short, there is nothing
intended as misleading in the label The
statement doubtless also appears on the
outside wrapper of orange and lemon
extract.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1915-04-08
Are Now the Same.

Which is whole wheat flour, graham,
or what is called entire wheat? | have
supposed that graham was the complete
unadulterated article in question, as it
contains bran. Lately ] read that the So
called entire wheat flour is complete, but
how can it be without the bran? Do you
know the best brands of both?
Mrs. p. \. j.
Concerning whole wheat flour, there
has been recent ruling by the govern
ment that describes whole wheat flour as
"unbolted wheat meal" Heretofore in a
commercial way graham flour and whole
wheat flour have been two different
products. Graham -four is coarse
ground product, while whole wheat -four
is fine ground product Under the new
ruling of the government that makes
whole wheat -four an "unbolted wheat
meal" Graham flour and whole wheat
-four would be the same thing.