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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
SOME HARD KNOCKS
Woman Gets Rid Of Coffee Habit y

The injurious action OF coffee on the
hearts Of many persons is well known
by physicians to be caused by caffeine.
This is the drug found by chemists in
coffee and tea.
A woman suffered long time with
severe heart trouble and finally her
doctor told her she must give up cof-
fee, as that was the principal cause Of
the trouble. She writes:
MY heart was so weak it could not
do its work properly. My husband
would sometimes have to carry me
from the table, and it would seem that
| would never breathe again.
The doctor told me that coffee was
causing the weakness of my heart. He
said / must stop 1t, but 1t seemed l
could not give 1t up until l was down
in bed with nervous prostration.
For eleven weeks ] lay there and
suffered. Finally husband brought
home some Postum and I quit coffee
and started new and right Slowly
got well Now ! do not have any head
aches, nor those spells with weak
heart. We know 1t is Postum that
helped me. The DR.. said the other
day: I never thought you would be
what you are / used to weigh go
pounds and now l weigh 1853.
Postum has done much for me and
| would not go back to coffee again.
for l believe it would kill me II kept
at 1t. Postum must be prepared &C
cording to directions op pkg. then It
has rich flavor and with cream is
fine"
Name -iven by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Well
ville," in pkgs.
Postum comes IN two forms:
Regular Postum must be well
boiled. 15c and 25c packages.
Instant postum-is a soluble DOW
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
in a cup Of hot water and, with cIeam
and sugar, makes a delicious beverage
instantly. 3oc and SOC tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and
cost per cup about the same.
There's . Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocer.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
hia EIrat Sweetheart.

Her name is Milly. | haven't said
anything about marrying her yet-not
to her or anybody-but I've carried
her books three or four times and hit
her in the back Of the head with a
soft SNOWFALL, and ] guess she likes
me. too. She threw a SNOWFALL back
at me when | hit her and then, when
washed her face for her with snow,
she just said: "Oh, George, you mean
thing!' as if she might be willing to
marry me sometime if | got nerve
enough to ask her when we're grown
up. ! wonder how a fellow gets nerve
10 ask them. | don't think I'll ever
aave.-Ellis Parker Butler, in the
American Magazine.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
Scotch Bill Of Fare.

Several readers write to say that
surely the English holidaymakcrs IN
Scotland who protest against the
Scottish bills of fare at the boarding
houses and hotels are unreasonable.
IF one goes to Paris" writes one
correspondent "one rather enjoys
eating the food of the place and ac-
cepting its feeding. hours and meth.
DDS. II is welcome change to have
only coffee and rolls at the hour when
Briston and BALKAN are sorging them,
selves with thawed eggs from Siberia
and bacon that is all gristle; and
rheure verte is a great idea, also a
big improvement on the brandy-and-
soda interlude in the city before one
catches the train that takes one toward
houle and dinner."-London Chropt.e.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
Light Charge.

The new judge had been elected on
the strength of party usefulness rath.-
er than upon his fitness for the office
The argument in the first case to be
tried before him had been closed. This
judge, knowing that something was
expected Of him, looked helplessly at
the assembled lawyers. One OF them
stepped to his side and whispered:
You should charge the jury now.
your honor
The Judge looked at the jury box
and at the twelve detected individuals
who occupied it.
It's been a long, hot day, gentle
men, remarked the judge. "I'll only
charge you a quarter piece."-Judge
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
BOYD PARK
MAKERS OF JEWELRY
FOUNDED 1862
SALT LAKE CITY
His Hearts Desire.

Those angelic-looking little boys.
with golden curls, are usually Just.
like other boys; fact often overlook
ed by female relatives and other ador-
ing ladies' One of this cherubic brand
of small boy came back from school
the other day rather depressed be-
cause he had no nickname.
Il spoke to the teacher about it,
he vouchsafed, his big eyes opened
wide, mournful look about his an
gelic mouth. Il told her some nick
names that I'd like.
And what were the names?" in
CURED rapturous maiden aunt.
"Bunco Bill or The Slugger," re-
piled the angelic one.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
Presence Of Mind.

What did you learn at the school? ''
the boss asked the fair young appli--
cant for the stenographer's job.
Il learned she replied, that SPELL
ing is essential to a stenographer
The boss chuckled.
Good. Now let me hear you spell
essential
The fair girl hesitated for the frac-
ton of a second
There are three ways" she re-
Piled. Which do you PREFER"
And she got the job.-Cleveland
PlainDealer
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
RESiNOL CERTAINLY
DOES HEAL ECZEMA!

In the past twenty years, literally
thousands of physiciGns have written
to tell US how successful the resinol
treatment Is for eczema and similar
skin troubles. The first use Of resinol
ointment and resinol soap usually
stops the itching and burning, and
they soon clear away all trace Of the
eruption. No other treatment for the
skin now before the public can show
such record of professional approval
Sold by all druggists-Adv.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
No Returns.

An interested visitor who was max
ing call in the tenement district,
rising, said:
Well, my good woman, | must go.
now. Is there anything | can do for
you?"
NO, thank ye, men," replied the,
submerged one. Eye mustn't mind it.
II don't return the call, will ye?
haven't any time to go slummin' me-
self"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
He Was She.

In a college for women, where the
faculty consists chiefly of the gentler
SEX a meeting of the academic coun-
Gil was in progress. Here and there
a lone man sat surrounded by learned
ladies. An amendment had just been
proposed.
Where is the person who offers
this amendment" inquired the pres
ident. Who is she?"
Whereupon Mr.. Skeets, the popular
young professor of favorite subject.
rose and replied, deprecatingly, Il am
she. Evening Post.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
Method In His Madness.

DO you realize that your long SER
mons are rather tiresome?" asked the
young parson who was new at the
game.
Il do replied the wise parson, who
was beginning to carry weight for age.
That is why my congregation gives
me such long vacations"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
The Unexpected,

did you hear about Scootleigh?"
No"
He woke up in the night and went
% the wall cupboard for the bottle of
Jamaica ginger. He was in such
hurry he didn't stop to feel for the
electric light button, but CHANGED it,"
Dear, dear!"
He grabbed bottle that he thought
was the right one and took swallow
Of the stuff"
my, MY"
1T burned him painfully"
"Oh, that's too bad! What was it?"
1.-THE Jamaica ginger"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
Vertically.

The latest Boston story is about a.
small child who fell out of a window.
kind-hearted lady came burrylng
up with the anxious question: Dear.
dear! How did you fall?"
The child looked up at the ques
TONER and replied, Vertically
ma am. "-Tit-Bits.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
Such LANGUAGE.

Mamma" exclaimed the little B1s.
ton girl in Mortified tones. please,
speak to brother Emerson. He 5 be m
playing with those common littie boys
around the corner again, and he's W
ing dreadful language"
What's he saying?" asks mamma.
He's splitting one inhntive after
another"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
Tenacious or WatchfuI

Vokes is man of great tenacity
of purpose"
Why do you say so?"
i have known him to keep the
same umbrella through a whole rainy
season"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
Somewhat Slow.

Coosworth never does anything
without first thinking 1t over"
That's true. I've known him TO &C
quire a three days growth of whisk-
ers while meditating shave. Brook
'yn Citizen.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
It's Being Heard Every Day.

And what" asked the curiously in
chned new arrival. SIS the remark
made by human beings that moves you
oitenest to hearty laughter
Satan answered promptly:
III the stereotyped remark of the
debtor. oh. If ever get cut Of debt
this time, I'll never get in again."
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
signature Sssa' se Of Z<HzZzM
In Use For Over 30 Years
Children Cry for Fletchers Castoria
Her Confession.

Il think it is very mean OF you 70
refuse me this money"
we're always telling me not to spend
money on you"
Il told you so then because ! knew
you would do it just the same"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
Their Identity,

Germany-The other powers come
to these straits in fowl disguise.
Turkey (mournfully)-Yes as Tur-
key gobblers.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
An InOiNuation.

They tell me, Mrs. Comeup. your
daughter went through that recep-
ton in her honor without any faux
pas"
mo such thing! She had as much
OF II as anybody that was there"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28

A man must indeed be mighty busy
when he hasn't time to stop and watch
a dog fight.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28

During the rush hours in Buffalo the
street car company operates two-car
trains.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28
What She Looked 1Jke-

what She Looked Like.
did you see that hussy who sued
our son for breach Of promise7"
II did"
What did she look likef'
"She locked to me like Q son-kis&
lemon. Judge.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28

Important TO Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1915-05-28

HE Dardanelles, known in clas-
sic times as the Hellespont, is
the golden key to the door of
Asia. The strait, which con-
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-05-25
ATTACKS MADE ON
KITCHENER FAIL
King Albert IONS hi SHOWING
Faith III Him Cabinet
Plans Maturing
(Asiseiased Press - FEDERAL wirelo,s, {,

LONDON, May 90. - The attacks
upon Lord Kitchener, secretary Of state
for war, have broken down under the
wave Of popular resentment against the
Times and the Daily Mail, leaders in
the eriticisms Lord Kitchener has been
the recipient Of Utmost continuous oea.
lions and. DINERS Of support since he was
singled out for attack, while King Al.
bort Of belgium, As 6videncine tire ht.
ihbst faith felt BY the Belgian army In
thb British war lord, yesterday con
fefred Upon him the Grand Gordon of
the Order Of Leopold.
The formation OF the coalition cabinet
Is proceeding, and Il now taking def
pite shape The pets6nnel Of the new
cabinet win not be announced until
after the Whitsnn holidays, on Weanes
day. Yesterday, Winston Chirchill,
first lord Of thd Admiralty, said fare
wen to the vafiops admiralty heads,
and il IS improbable that he viii ac.
eept 4 place in the new cabinet, even
shohld IL BE rendered him. @
4 IL is regarded As certain that David
Lloyd George, chancellor Of the ex.
shequer, will retain his present port
foIiQ4f az lsfI n ftfikfn y.f>.t
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-05-25
LASSENPEAk IS !. !.
VIOLENTLY ACTIVE.
BoiIiag Lava Being Etupted In
THIS the Greatest CONFUSION
the vcIcano Has Shown
tAaTocia'ed Press Nv Federal wirelosa,)

R,EDDTNG, California, May 3d.
Lassen Peak, the youngest volcano 10
the. world, which woke TO new life .
year ago, after centuries Of 4uicseenee
is, furiously active today in the throee
of the greatest eruption it has yet
given.
Thirty-six families have boon driven
from the valley OF Hat Greek, by. the
ourush Of deluges Of boiling mud and
molten lava thre1 times deeper and
broader than the flow Of Friday, which
was estimated TO be two miles wide
and from four 10 xix feet deep.
Isasssn has hurled bombs and scat.
terrell lapilli and scoriae N previous
cruptions, but although the appearance
Of flames has Iecn at times reported
It Fas always been without confirmation
and there has never been any emission
OF lava until last night. 80. NJ
The eruption began at half past four
o clock yesterday afternoon, with tire.
mondous explosions and the uprush Of
towering pillar Of ash laden steam %
a height of miles. III :. ~. -
A the piliaf rose. II assumed the
true volcanic. cadliffoweI or mushroom
yhape, inky black at the, edges where
the suspended ash began TO rain down,
Lassen Peak springs up from &
sparsely settled country and, even
should the erAtion become eataclys-
mic, there is little likelihood that there
Would he any. loss of s1ifea III ne w
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-05-25
COST Of ARMY |S....
SUBJECT Of PROBE
Facts Win Be used In Effort To
Secures Changes In
Military Policy

The secretary of war has instituted
an inquiry for the purpose of ascertain.
ing in what direction and to what OK
tent it will lie possible to reduce the
expenditures for the maintenance Of
the military establishment,
To this end he mas convened a boar
consisting OF the assistant SECRETARY of
war, the quartermaster general and the
inspector general Those officials arc
holding daily sessions in a careful Ok.
animation Of expenditures under the
wal, department, with view to forti
which he may subsequently, transmit to
congress regarding the military policy.
The initial step, Secretary Garrison
rcali2"S; is The ascertairment Of cost
and the means which may be employed
10 an effective reelection of expense.
Mr.. Garrison entcrtains the hope thnt
the present state of public opinion will
enable the war department to obtain
necessary and wise additions to tho
military establishment
1t will be contribution TO that dc.
partmental effort with congress if he
can present a justification for the OK
pcnditures which are being made or
report in what way it is possible TO
lesson the expenditure in order to de
ternine whether the expenditure is nee.
essary.
The secretary Of war leticvcs that
certain important amendments In that
direction may he made, necessarily out
side of the fixed expenses, such as pay
Of personnel 1t is not intended Ivy Mr..
Garrison to attempt economy by rero ON
mending any change in the plan OF
living or the conditions Of service lie.
lating to the personnel.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-05-25
BASEBALL PARK TO
CUT Up INTO LOIS

Athletic Park is pau as a baseball
'icid.
No more will fans cheer or jcer at
that short left field fence. AthICtir
l'afk is to lie cut up into. building lots
-aixty- cunt them. The Honolulu
Athletic Company, the st. louis Alum
nj, the Dowsett Estate and Wong
LcOmg, who own to various parcels Of
the tract, have consented to the sub
iivIsicn of the property.
1t is Understood that the sale has
hcen placed in the hands of a Homo
'Glu selling agency. The head Of this
agency WAS interviewed by The Adj,
vertiscr yesterday and his answer was:
cut it out; don t say anything about
1t is acknowledged that the Honolu-
N Athletic Company has TO sell. Its
indebtedness runs to more than $4,000,
rTeditors are pressing; receipts from
':anIes have been disappointing. The
cotton Of tn" Oahu league in transfer
ing all games to Moiliih Park hasten.
ed matto's. I'LL
Whcther the ATHLETIC Park property
viii he sold solid or by lots at auction
5 not stated Nv those who know, There
're hirts ~ Chinese -huis. There are
'iuts that the p-nperty will be sold by
OF Thee are hints of every manner
and lcscriDtion, ID II remains only
that deals are on foot aud that when
thNv are contaminated the entire trans,
a"tion will reach q total of about
~ 600 #'s,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-05-25
JUDGEASHFORD AGAINST .
ACCOMPLISHMENTS

81 don t propose that young Amer.
leans weafing the uniform of the
Army shall be Disseminated against
in this court, but | am bound by the
laws of the Territory to sentence you
to imprisonment said Judge Ash.
ford Yesterday as he sentenced j.
TURNKEY and A. Bumgarten, two sol,
diers still in their teens, to not less
than three years imprisonment in
Oahu Prison ana to pay the costs of
court.
Turnkey and Bumgarten were in
dicted by the territorial grand jury
on Thursday, Of first degree burglary
They broke into the store of Hollister
& Company, Fort street druggists, and
helped themselves to some kodaks and
other articles of value. M
"And there were no police bfiicers
around, either" commented the fudge
: The iurist lectured the young men
severely. He told them that he HOPED
that they would reform and behave
themselves while serving their sen
tencc. There w6s still time for reform
o nd lie hoped they would do nothing
TO be giYcn deTherit marks in prison
The punishment woUlh fall, equally az
their parents, said the Judge, aud hI
hoped they w0ull mover h"ar Of how
their soma had dtsTraccd them, them
selves and the uniform they wore.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-05-25
AMERICAN FLYERS,
KILLED N MEXICO
ATmen Win Via Find That Car
ranziStas Are First Glass,
RlfIemen .,-.a,.,
!A,soela.ed Press y Federal W.Feiq,s.s,,,l

associated Press by Federal Wreiosesl !,
Ill PkSu, Texas, May 23.--Th{ee
American ayiatoTs serving with Gen
craI Francisco Villa have been killed
or wounded within, the past forty,
eight hours.
Farnum Fish of Los Angeles landed
on tic Amefirafl side of the border yes.
.crday, shot, through the body and one
leg. Ills compapion Mcclure was
5tt tx by OOe' OF the many bullets that
riddIcd thoirl plane and toppled from
his scat 10 death two hundl ed feet be
low. ~ Gt. No.
Fish was able to keep control of his
plane, despite weakness from loss of
blood and nervous shock, and made a
'afc landing:
Word reached here just before his
arrival that "A third American aviator,
whose name, n not known, had been
killed Mt the front with Villa.
Obregpn, the Carranzista commander
in-chicfl aad Villa are fighting a
stubborn general engagement at Leon.
Whoever wins will control Central
Neriro
Carrauza : forces reported yesterday
That they had occupied Monterey.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-05-25
when Her Buck Aches
A Woman Finds All Her Energy and
Ambition Slipping Away I,

Honolulu women know how the aches
and pains that often G3.Ea when the
kidneys fan make life a burden.
,iNrkuche, hip PAINS, headaches, dizzy
spells, distressing urinary troubles, are
frequent Indications OF weak kidneys
and should be checked III time. Doan !
Backache KidheY Pills are for the kid
neys only. They attack kidney diseases
by striking at the cause. ...
Can Honolulu sufferers desire strong,
er peoOf than this woman : words
Mrs. X T.. Scott, 3O2 Main street, s.
Baker, Oregon, says: "FOr twelve OF
iiftecn years, was a constant sufferer
from Kidney complaint. My back ached
terribly and my right sfle ached
Kept getting worse all the time and fin
ally | was sick abcd. had TO be lift,
ed in and out of bed. The secretions
from My Kidneys were in terrible shape
The doctors didn I seem to understand
ny ease, and at last | tried Doan I
Packache Kidney Pills. They soon
helped me, and two boxes completely
"ured me. The 'backache left, / gained
10 weight and my kidneys were normal
give Doan's Backache Kidney Piiii
the credit for saving nv life The eur,
has been permanent. There is nothing
| can add to the endorsement / CAV.
several years nSo.'t
Doan' s Packache kidney Pills or,
sold by all druggists and storek &c peri
It 81 ecrts per hox (six boxes So SOY
or will be mailed on receipt Of pric,
by tho ITol'fstrr Drug Co, Honolulu
wholesale agents for the Hawaiian Is
lanls a..
Renemb. ybe name noau San,
take no substitute.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-05-25
COMMUNICATIONS between
/. ITALY AND AUSTRIA SEVERED
At MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT
Austria Patrol Crosses Border and Shots
Are Exchanged With Italian Guard:
=. Won Hindenburg To Have Command

lAssoiat by 4 4
ONDON May ga dispatch out last night by the Sph
IL anis agency that acting under the
conferred the members of the cabinet the Italian
Parliament General Grand minister Of Admiral
Milo minister Of marine yesterday issued formal notices decar
ing that of exists and placing large number of the
northern and AdSdc provinces under martial law The dera
tons that exists and after today Sunday.
At midnight all communications between Italy and Austria
cut. .h. .s. ...
"a 81, MARTIAL LAW DECLARED .
Martial declared in the following provinces
the Sondo Bresca Verona
Buno Udne Veneza, Trevo Padua Manta Ferrara and the
islands and the connunes Of the Adiaic coast. 4
King Victor Emmanuel stirring appeal the Italian peo-
Upon united
the enemy His proclamation that Italy has been forced
up national rights and has been
PEELED in second appeal be addressed paru
larry the army and the navy in course Of preparation.
IT,. ACTS OF OPEN HOSTILITY, 54 "a.
Yesterday there many open hostility, with Aus
an invasion Of Italian SOIL despatch from the Gornale dItala
that Austrian patrol has crossed the border and exchanged
shots with the Titan border guards @.4s#a
The residents Of Rome who been unable
the gathered the Chinese consulate where they have
en- refuge against possible mob hostility. 4Gt-
Havas Agency report from Rome Pats that
King Victor Emmanuel yesterday issued decree reqsonng all
vehicles and horses for army transport purposes
The general mobilization of the Italian will
Monday while the armies already Northern Italy
will probably against the Auans ready their side Of the
line The Auans reported in force along the Upper Adige
River. F
Yesterday Italian train returning from Austria seized
by Austrian troops and the train held prisoners
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1915-05-25
AMERICA IS. now !.
INVITING A WAR
Unprepafedness For Defense
Amounts 10 This, Says Pres
ident Hadley Of faIe :
'thssceirfed Press b Federal wirrlq.,. }

FAfsnflaIeu freea by " FEDERAL Ntrpless,l
. KANSAS CITY, MAY 23.--That the
United states Is inviting war by the
policy Of undergraduates for even an
adequate defense of her territory IS the
opinion Of President Hadfey of Yale
who addressed the convention Of tbs
Western ASSOCIATION Of Alumni Clubs
The PRESIDENT Of Yale referred to the
lack Of men available for the manning
OF the warshiRs Of the nation, to the
smaIlness OF the m0bilc army, to the
deiicienei6s in the ammunition supplies
for the coast defense and TO the com.
Plete absence Of any army reserve
which could be called TO the cOiors
Former President TAN, Who also ad,
dressed the contention, spoke on the
political situation, saying that the time
had arrived when, the, Repdt lean party
should receive the Pr6gressiyes back
into the ranks as prodigaI SONS, bnt
their welcome ,shohfd be based upon
tlie understanding that they leave be-
hind them their fAds, their political
nosrnps and Nh their ftisms. -