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Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-11-05
4. H. DEMEULES, GERANT
La Liberte
lndiyiduene
Par Louis N. Hammerlfn9
Article Xiv

Sous lie tltre useless Law
Driving U. S. to Lawlessness'' L
"Chicago Tribune" a public un
s6rie d'articles de Henry M. Hode
d6crivant la mamie actuelle de fai
re- les lois ct son effet sur le peu
pie. Dams son article d'introduc
ton, M. Hyde dit entire autret
chooses:
"Beaucoup de ces nouvelles loi'
ont 6t6 pass6es q la demande a'or
ganisations de r6formes ct d'ou
vriers socialistes; elles sont soute'
nues par ce que lon designe gene
ralement sous le nom "la conscien'
CO sociaIe 6veill6e." II est douteux
que la conscience sociale ait lid6e
exacte de CO que celia signiie d'etre
arret6 ct emprisonn6 sous les con.
ditions qui regnent actuellement
aux Etats- -Unis ct de pefet qu'un
tel traitement q sur ceux qui y
sont soumis.
"Dans pIndiana, des ho
ont 6t6 arret6s pour roule
garette; dams pIllinois
menace la femme don't D.
chapeau d6passe la calotte de deux
centimAtres. ST un marchand du
Kansas vend des "cacaouettes'
quatre sous quand eprix r6gu lier
est cinq sous, il est Immediate
ment susceptible d'etre arret6,
Dams un autre Etat, un propri6-
taire d'hotel devient un criminel
81 ses draps ont moins de neuf
pieds de long. Dams l'Etat de New
York, il est consid6r6 CONNIE un
crime d'organiser des courses de
chevaux dams le rayon dun mile
dun, tribunal, ou de faire de IA re-
clame CONNIE avocat-sp6cialiste de
divorces.
LIE r6sultat le plus charmant est
peut-etre la grande augmentation
du nombre de citoyens don't Ia re-
putation est bris6e par l'humilia-
tion dune arrestation, dune per-
QUESTION, ou tout au moins dun
emprisonnement temporaire.
Lies Etats- Unis sont consld6r6s
CONNIE une nation qui ma pas de
lois, parce qu'elIe en- trop.''
Dams un editorial annoncant ct
commentant ces articles la "Chi-
cago Tribune dit:
"Quand un American volt quel-
que chose quill Maine pas, son
premier movement est de faire
passer une loi contre cette chose.
Sill ny a pas encore de lois faites
contre la gravitation q la demande
dun American qui a gliss6 un
jour d'hlver, c'est une erreur qui
sera r6par6e en- temps voulu.
M. Hyde cite les lois actuelle-
ment dams le code qui sont aussi
sages.
''Ceci est un d6faut AMERICAN
Qui est souvent comment6. Nous
nous arretons de moins en- moins
aux critiques de Get habitude ame-
ricaine de passer des lois.
acknowledgements nous avons
traverse une periodic aigu6 de cons
cience sociale De beaucoup de
chooses qui 6taient ignores de nos
peres, nous comprenons ou pen
sons comprendre le NAL. Et c'est
en- essayant d'exprimer notre nou-
veau sens de responsibility ct de
corriger les fautes nouvellement
d6couvertes par notre m6thode IA
vorite de faire des lois que nous
avons non settlement amoindri nos
faculties administration, mais
que nous avons d6velopp6 )e gont
de corriger ce qui nous semble
etre les erreurs de notre voisin
qui, q son tour, demande q juste
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-11-05
LES BLESSES SONT GALS

LIE r. P. Galtier dit que 95
pour cent des bless6s francais sont
sauves, grace aux bons soins ct 4.
lhabilet6 des m6decins. On pour
rait croire qu'ils sont abattus ct;
d6moralis6s. Non. lis sont gals.
Sans doute les premiers jours
phopital lis sont d6payses. Apres
la vie de tranch6e, Sc trouver dams
un bon lit blanc, Ga d6range nota-
blement leurs habitudes; ct puis,
il leur manque la musique des
obus, musique a laquelle lis sont
81 bien habitu6s, que pendant une
quinzaine de jours le calme de-
ph6pital les empeche presque. de
dormir.
On n'entend jamais blasph6
mer. On SQUIRE, mais on ne Sc la
mente pas pour ne pas d6ranger
les bless6s qui occupent les Its
voisins. Gazette ct harmonic, VOLTA
l'atmosphere de nos hopitaux.
-Oh avez vous 6t6 bless6, de-
mande le docteur q un petit SOL
dat.
"A Montmirail.
-C'6tait dure?
-Oui, Ga chauffait.
-Etiez vous nombreux?
Ca tombait CONNIE des mou-
ches.
-Et vous, que faisiez vous?
-.Eh bien! on attendait son
tour.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-11-05

Nous enver1ons un numero specimen
du journal q toute personne qui en- fers
demande
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-11-05

Faites faire vos invita-
tions de marriage aux ate
iers de pEOHo.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-11-05

DR.. C.. A. LAPIERRE
Medecln ChlrurRlen
Bureau 3O3 Avenue Centrale
Residence $40 Ave. Universlte N. E.
Heures de Consultation:
ia A. NJ, "a 4 ct 7a8P. N.
Dimaccho: II a A. N.
TELEPHONES:
Bureau. Residence
T. s. Spruce 100 T. 8. Spruce 17e
N, w, East $50 N. w. East az
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-29
IS 50 - - IS .
: CHICAGOGRAMS :

N411NAOONINA
- 49,
The bathing season will please
close up until this chilly wave moves
on to some other city.
Did you ever stand in a new pair
of shoes and boost them up to the
skies to some friend while in truth
your corn was dern near killing you?
Notice that smile? It's the ice
mans.
Tulips, hyacinths and daffodils look
fine in the gardens around Chicago's
parks. Also in some of the yards.
We saw a whole flock of straw
hats Wednesday,.
III the early morning touch OF cold
ness lasts until noon derbys will come
back into play, at least for today.
With the coming of the baseball
season usually comes late dinners.
Our idea of something that can't
be done-conVince a father that some
other little youngster in the neigh
borhood than his own is the cutest
child ever.
signs OF sPringtime oft remind US,
we can give the ice man coin.
Up goes the ice bill,
Down comes the coal.
No matter what the season
1t always hits your roll.
what youngsters will say.
One little girl saw a doctor coming
out of another little girls house. She
said: why, that is the doctor we
get our babies from, too"
1000
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-29

There wuz a small fight atween
Dave CowIick and Bill Kainit. Dave
hit Bill with catsup bottle and Bill
defended himself with a custard pie.
Bein' as Dave took savage bite out
O. TIL pie, he's ter be charged with
mayhem"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-29

1890
BITS OF NEWS q
Mrs. Catherine Ait to move from
1853 N Clark st. Has lived there
50 years.
Theta Chi Sorority, national prep
school organization, to quit city high
schools.
George Bell, 4221 S. 5th av., tried
suicide in Stanton av. cell. Rope. Cut
down and revived.
Barney Grogan, former West Side
saloonkeeper, arrested for selling
liquor without license, hired lawyer
and had case Continued today.
John r. Lindgren, ex-SWedish vice
consul, died in Evanston home to-
day. Was trustee Northwestern ~.
Walter Brookins, Dayton, o., aVia-
tor, who lost $500 while cabareting
Monday, reported to police $3.50 dia-
mond pin gone.
Body of H. L. Wilson, Minneapolis,
who disappeared months ago, found
in river.
CHICAGO GRAIN.-An grains up.
Provisions slightly higher. May wheat
closed at $1.63
NEW YORK STOCKS. - Market
strong, with heavy trading. U. S.
Steel leader.
WEATHER FORECAST
Fair tonight and Friday; cooler to-
night; moderate northwest winds.
becoming variable. temperature
Wednesday: Highest, SO; lowest, So
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-04-29
CHIEFLY!
BY Jim Nance

BY Jim Nance
You never can tell, folks,
Just what we will get.
The ground may be dusty,
Or possibly wet.
The sun may be shining,
Or clouds round this way.
Twas hot Wednesday morning,
But lookit today.
9 P. S. = This morning we sort of
wished we had our heavy ones on.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28

South Dakota State College OF Agriculture
and Mechanic Arts.
New 500. 900 Agricultural Building al
State College.
Municipality owned Telephone. Electric
Light, Heating and Water Works Plants.
Strong Commercial Club with 200 Mem
bers in Good Standing. Fine Club Rooms.
Surrounded by the Best Farming Land In
the State, Where Crops are Sure and Boun-
tiful.
One Exclusive Dry Goods and Ladies Fur
nishing Store.
Two Billiard Halls and Bowling Alley as
Places of Amusement.
Home Of the BrictsOn Tread.
Brictson Manufacturing Company, makers
of the Brictson Tire Tread.
Bookings Produce Co. Cash Market for
All Farm Products.
Fifty New Houses and Seven Brick Bust
ness Blocks Erected During 1914, Besides
Many Other Substantial improvements.
Beautiful trees line the streets and the
City presents a fine appearance, matted as
It is in the midst OF a fine growth OF shade
and ornamental trees. Her citizens are WILL
Ing and ready TO encourage and assist every
helpful industry.
Brookings is Located on the Main Line OF
the c. & N. w. Ry. from Chicago to Pierre,
the Capital Of the State. Also Headquarters
for Train Crews Running North TO Water
town and on to Redfeld and Gettysburg.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
RUNNING THE p

Everybody thinks he can run a
newspaper better than the b~enighted
souls who have been placed by Provi-
dence in that unenviable position.
are slaring ones-out in the open in
black and white-or. possibly, it is
just a queer Quirk of human ma ere
and the jobs so easy, anyway. Run
ming the paper is a sort of a side
line with lots of people. They offer
advice in their spare moments with
the same spirit as they play golf or
pinochle. One would have the editor
a militant suffragist, another demands
that he rail against women voting.
The prohibitionists can't see how any
decent person can be for the regulated
saloons and accuse him of selling out
to the liquor interests if he takes that
side, while the "wets" say he is being
by the "drys" if he is opposed to the
saloon. The democrats say the paper
is a dirty rag if the editor is republi-
can in his s~ympathies, and the repub-
Leans stop their subscriptions if he
comes out for a democrat. If the
editor is for anything the ants con-
denim him, and vice versa. If he takes
a stand he is trying to dictate to the
community. If he doesn't take a stand
heis a mollycoddle and a jellyfish. He
is a crank, a reformer, a fanatic, a
four-fiusher, a crook, a disturber Of the
peace or just a plain idiot, according
as he meets with the desires of his
subscribers or goes against them. And
there you are. The average man
never thinks of the hours of toll
downright, soul-sweating toll, it takes
to get out a paper. He never thinks
Of the worries. the trials, the tribula-
tins every editor must undergo. Some
Of them are so unappreciative of his
efforts to boost their town and make
money for them, that they won't even
contribute the price of a subscription.
Just remember this. The editor, apart
from the perfectly laudable desire to
make a decent living for himself and
his family, has only the good of the
community at heart. If he d~isagrees
with you on any subject political,
moral or educational, you and not
he may be wrong.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
A GENTLE HINT.

In the front end of a through ar
to Bucyrus, the other afternoon, q
genial and polite young man sat with
a stiff and stern lady of uncertain
years. AS the car passed Berea and
was approaching Medina, the young
man produced a package of tobacco
and proceeded to load a ~ripelooking
pipe. But as he was getting out q
match, his courtesy asserted itself.
Il hope you don't mind if ! smoke,
ma'am?' he said, turning difidently
to his involuntary seat mate. She 1ad
been looking daggers at him during
the preparatory operations, and she
now asserted herself.
Indeed do" she snapped.
The polite young man scratched his
match. Then move back" he said
"This is the smoking apartment. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Misunderstood.

What would you do If | turned you
down." asked the maiden. A full min
ute passed and yet the man sat in ST.
lence.
Didn't you hear my question:" she
asked, somewhat reluctantly.
Il thought you were talking to the
gas" he responded fitfully.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Point of View.

Tomdix-She certainly isn't hand
some, and she hasn't even got a good
figure.
Hojsx-Im willing to admit that
she isn't handsome, but she's got half
a million in her own right-and If
mathematician.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
SOMETHING NEEDED HERE

Lake Preston has a poultry protec-
tive association that offers a reward
of one hundred dollars for the arrest
and conviction of any person that
steals chickens in the corporate limits.
From reports that come at various
times, one is led to judge that such an
association might be a good thing here
in Brookings.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
A Doc Nurse.

so you want a little dog?" asked
the young man just married.
Yes, dear" replied the young
wife.
But you couldn't whistle for a dog
when you wanted him to come to you,
Agnes"
mo, dear, l know l couldn't. But
you could hire a nurse, couldn't your"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Another Good Scheme.

"This physical valuation of the rail.
roads will cost $50 0O, 900 or more
We'll, that is a good way to get
money into circulation. After hat job
is finished l would suggest a commits.
sion to count the burdock plants IN
this country"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Regret Lightning,

Bacon-A Berlin professor esti-
mates the commercial value in cleo
tricity Of a flash of lightning lasting
for one-thousandth Of a second at 20
cents.
Egbert-That accounts for some
people being timid when there is light
ming. They hate to lose SO much
money.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
ACCOUNTING For the CackIe,

Flatbush-What an awful noise that
hen is making out there.
Bensonhurst-Yes, | hear her.
rs she trying to say, Just laid an
egg do you suppose?"
mo; more likely she is trying to
say, Car coming | guess"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
ScaIpinq DAYS.

Bacon-I see it has been computed
at the time Of the arrival of Colum.
bus there we're 5000, 900 Indians in
North and South America.
Egbert-A MAI then didn't have to
go to a barber shop to have his hair
attended to.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
A Bad Barqain.

They say she literally bought the
count and now l guess she wishes
she'd bought him on the installment
plan"
Why SOP"
Then all she'd have to do would
be to stop payments and they would
take him away"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
The Modest Kicker.

81 suppose you know just how the
government should be rum"
ooh, I don't go that far" replied
Mr.. Growcher. "All | say is that no.
body who is trying to run any part
Of 1t knows how"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Difficult Situation.

well, women vote in your district
now"
Yes, and | hardly know how to
campaign among EN-"
You have a good line of homespun
oratory."
But I dunno if ome will like be-
ing appealed to as the plain people,"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Drawing the Line.

Bill-Are you a vivisectionist?
Jill-What's that?
"Why one who believes in cutting
things"
well, I'm a vivisectionist when 1t
comes to cutting household expenses,
salary"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
His Honor Gets Cynical.

Judge-What was the cause Of the
rumpus?
Policeman-Well, you see, Judge,
this mar here and that woman there
are married.
Judge-Yes, yes, l know; but what
was the other cause?
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Merely BIuffinQ.

Somehow always suspect the pro-
moter who says: We court the full
est Investigation"
"Why SOP"
HE reminds me Of a man who
shouts, I want justice!' and then
quakes at the thought of getting It."
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Interesting Mail.

Patience-I see a Connecticut in
ventor has patented a h%itching post
that also serves as a rural mail box,
being hollow with a removable lid.
Patrice-It Is to be hoped the horse
will not devour the missives before
the lady of the house does.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
A dean Man.

What are you working on now"
Il am trying to combine the thistle
with the cactus"
"Of what use will be such a spiny,
thorny herb?"
u have promised to name a plant
after my mother-in-law. This will be
it,"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
More Trouble.

Bacon-Some people profess to be-
lieve the world Is getting better.
Egbert-Well. don't you?
How can | when | read such things
as this statement that an Ohio must
clan plays a piano and violin at the
same time by his invention of a
frame to hold the latter and pedals
to operate the bow"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
The Shock of His Life.

Suitor-Mr. Simpkins, | have court.
ed your daughter Is years.
Mr.. Swell, what do you want?
Suitor-To marry her.
Mr.. Swell, I'll be darned,
thought you wanted a pension or
something.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Great Practice.

How're you getting along at the
automobile show"
Great. So far I've convinced IS
people that ours is the car they ought
to buy If they had money enough to
buy a car"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Ar EASY natter.

Hyker-Congress could settle this
woman's suffrage in short order if II
was to go about it right.
Pyker-I don't see how?
INTERESTINGLY by enacting a law
compelling ome to vote-then they
wouldn't want to. See?
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Hi3 UndyinQ Love-.

Mrs Exe--Has your husbands love
grown cold?
Mrs Wye-Oh, no, no; he loves him
self just as much now as he did when
we were married ten years ago.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
In the M useum.

This stone is covered with hero.
glyphics," explained the curator.
why didn't they have the board OF
health exterminate them?" asked the
woman from upstate.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Just So.

Mrs. Hicks-Have you ever tried
shopping by mail?
Mrs. Wicks--My dear, one cannot
shop that way; one can only buy
things by mail.
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Great Expectations.

Millionaire-A fit husband for my
daughter? Why, in the first place,
she is half a head taller than you.
Suitor-Well, sir. ! don't expect to
be 80 short after I am married.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Constant Revelation.

Every time / read Shakespeare
discover some idea that hadn't struck
me before"
EYES," replied the man who yawns.
"But isn't 1t pretty much the same
way with an insurance policy"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Brutal.

She-Before We were married you
praised the beauty of my eyes.
He-Well, l didn't notice you squirt
ed until your rich uncle died without
leaving you anything.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Breaking the News to Father.

Doctor-Mr. Blinks, your wife Is
very Ill indeed.
Blinks-Let me know the worst at
once-is it Atlantic City, Palm Beach
or San Francisco?
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
The Course Of Action,

This book which had a page loose
in 1t, has undergone a legal action"
What was that?"
1T has been bound yer to keep
the piece"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
BIRDS EYE VIEW
OF BROOKINGs

BIRDS EYE VIEW
OF BROOKINGs
No Saloons
Two Bands
Two Hotels
Music Store
Six Physicians
Three Dentists
Candy Kitchen
Good Creamery
Steam Laundry
Eight Churches
Two Osteopaths
One State Bank
City News stand
Chinese Laundry
Five Restaurants
S25, 900 City Hall
One Machine Shop
Three Drug Stores
Three Tailor Shops
Two Livery Stables
Seven Auto Garages
Four Barber Shops
Growing Every Day
Four Weekly Papers
Three Meat Markets
Two Cigar Factories
Four General Stores
Three Lumber Yards
Five Grain Elevators
Fine Lake Near City
Three Jewelry Stores
Two Furniture Stores
$125, 900 Court House
Two National Banks
Four Blacksmith Shops
Two Department Stores
Carnegie Public Library
Two Exclusive Groceries
City OF Beautiful Homes
Best Schools in the State
Two Photograph Galleries
Good Water Near Surface
Marble and Granite Works
Dakota Deaconess Hospital
One Gents Furnishing Store
$50, 900 High School Building
SIS, 900 Government Building
State Circuit Court held here
Two Cement Block Factories
Culhane Adjustment Company
Two Moving Picture Theatres
1850 Students in State College
$40, 900 Brick School Building
Two Exclusive Clothing Stores
Wholesale Photo Supply House
Forty-fve Hundred Inhabitants
Educational Center OF the State
Three Exclusive Millinery Stores
Good Volunteer Fire Department
County Seat OF Brookings county
High School on the Accredited List
United States Experimental Station
Three Plumbing and Heating Firms
over $500, 900 Invested In Education
Finest Church Buildings in the State
Best Bakery in Eastern South Dakots
800, 900 Invested in Beautiful Churches
Finest County Fair Grounds in the State
One Thousand Students in Grade Schools
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Endless Supply.

A mar will strive with purpose fair
To rid himself of present care:
And when he loses II he'll find
He has acquired anothe,- kind.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Cut Of Date.

The oldtime songs are all forgot.
"Sweethearts" and Mothers have no
chance.
Thai sentimental stuff Is not
ADAPTED to the modern dance.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
If You Want to Buy, Sell, Rent, Lo-
cate or Get Information, Write or Call
at the Office Of the Brookings Register.
RaxoM DYSPEPSIA
N~ Tablets

will relieve your indigestion. Many
people in this town have used them
and we have yet to hear Of a cas- where
they have failed. We know the for
mula. Sold only by us-25c a box.
c. D. Kendall.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Revised Version.

Hush-a-by, baby, lie still n sleep,
Your mamma has gone to her club;
There she'll strive.for a euchre prize,
While papa stays home to scrub.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Put on the Waiting List

Congressman-Want a job, Ell?
What can you do?
Constituent-Nothing.
Congressman Sorry, but those
high-salaried jobs are all taken long
ago.. You must wait for a vacancy.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28

Johnson-Did your wife enjoy the
Swiss scenery?
Bronson don't think she saw a
bit of it, she was SO busy adjusting
her camera
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
Concentrations,

Proud Parent-My daughter plays
entirely by ear.
Unwilling Hearer-Then I'm glad
I'm deaf.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28

Cholly-You say she threw you over
without any warning?
Willy-No; she warned me If | ever
came around again, she'd set the dog
on me.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-10-28
WHAT WE NEED

WHAT WE NEED
A Gas Plant
Canning Factory
More Business Enterprises
More Manufacturing Enterprises
More Young People Who Want an Educa-
ton.