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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21
Beat Milton,s Record.

STUDENT read that Milton spent
fifteen days on one page when writing
Paradise Lost"
Convict-That's nothing. have
been on one sentence six years.
Brooklyn Star
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21
Always an openinr.

Hello. Bill; what are you doing?"
"Learnin' to be a criminal It's the
only way l knows of to get job these
days.-Life-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21
Too True.

Little Sophie-Father, what In ex-
ecutive ability?
Professor Broadhead-The faculty
of earning your bread by the work of
other people.-Christian Register.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21
Billy SUNDAY to Dallas.

Dallas. Tex, Aug 5.-Billy'' Sun
day has accepted the invitation OF
Dallas ministers to come here for a
7-weeks' religion campaign in the fall
of 1916.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21
A Suave Sinner.

He was such an OIL smooth-spoken
cuss that he completely took me in.
swiRdled me-
Showing that the way of the trans
gressor is sometimes soft, eh?''
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21
Easi,x Rencdied

Bank Clerk am sorry, madam. but
you have overdrawn your account
Fair Patron-Is that 500 Then III
just write you a check for the differ
ence-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21
Professors Break.

Professor (to student)-What are
you laughing at? Not at me?
Student-Oh, no, sir.
Professionalism what else is there
in the room to laugh at?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21
spoiIs the lmuression.

Spells the Impression
Rogers has an intelligent face II
he didn't say a word you'd know he
was clever
Yes, but the trouble is he does
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21

Unfortunately the fellow who is al
ways willing to lend hand generally
has an empty one
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21
Exactly.

How did you come to run up youe
cottage?'.
''Oh, that's another story
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21

Every. woman's pride, beautiful, clear
white clothes Use Red Cross Ball BIue.
All grocers. Adv
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21

Girls are employed as messengers
in the British war office.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21

Women are acting as street cleaner.
in Cardiff Wales.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21

Every Joke takes a postgraduate
course in vaudeville.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21
Post
TOasties

There pleasure serving this dainty food and you
the day without work worry.
With Toastes In the pantry it takes but
prepare breakfast lunch that peases al-you
time and temper.
Order package of Post Toasties from your grocer
and your home vacation
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1915-08-21
Makes Three Battles in East.

When the dispatch was sent a third
battle was in progress Berlin claims
in this battle the Germans have been
successful and have forced a crossing
Of the Narew near Ostrolenka.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10
NATURE Is PROLIFIC

a British lord announces that it is
estimated that $1,000. 600 mon have
boon killed on disabled during the
war Astounding as TINT figure IS
Wc many wen believe that 1t is SOME
where near the truth when we know
from official reports that Great Brit
aim alone. with only fraction OF the
number of men ia each OF the armies
af tho other great powers at war, Is
3o.ine at the rate Of "a million men a
year.
We have some mkltng in Belgium
aud northern France of the property
LOSSES ana OF the British lossos tn
mon. Also ve have &c that Ger
man, and Austria had lost more than
five million men four months ago
lut We know little Of the losses Of
thc Russians. the French, the Italians
and the Turks. 20 say nothing OF The
scrblans ANA the Bulgarians
uut the waste viii be repaired The
population viii De restored Within
eencrauou 10 come. or within two AT
most thc rayaged lands viii all Ice
toursbne asuu ana the pressure OF
population everywhere viii De maui-
h.t rhe laments of those Who de-
plor thc destruction wrought and
Inc lives taken. viii really have me-
significance save for this generation
tn Europ, and for the widows and
orphans of lhis time.
Tmc rhogcs and heals 10 rec
moves lhc physical soars and removes
ibc uuuruers tou Within q few de-
cso.s the orpples of the war the
ber,n women and children OF the
uar vIu also lie ID their graves aud
the newcomers their Successors viii
think of the war only Hs ONE of the
worlds great dramas II viii not bee
10 them d great gricf Thee viii
thluk 81 81 as We ~ Che United states
think Of the civil war The battir
of the Marine will Dc to them os Che
French now think ~ Austerlitz and
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10
Lime-LoSs in Tuberculosis

In the Journal Of the American Medical
Association tJanuary II. i9iD was the fol-
lowing
IT has been many times stated that in
tuberculosis or la the pretuberculosis stage
an increased amount OF calcium dimel Is
Loaf both In the urine and ieces In fact a
Standardization has been thought TO be a
forerunner Of the development Of tubercu-
losis
II tuberculosis Is due 20 lime loss the
success 81 Eckman's Alternative in its treat
ment may be due In part to its content ~
lime salt So combined with other valuable
Ingredients as 20 be easily asslmiated
Always We have urged consumptlyes 20
attend strictly TO matters ~ food but Of
ten some effective remedial agent IS need
ed In many cases ~ apparent recovery
Eckmans Alternative seems 90 have sup
niied this need i contains no oplates mar
cotics ~ habit forming drugs. 50 Is safe 70
try From your druggist ~ direct
Eckman Laboratory, Philadelphia.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10

Tho NeW Mozico Educational asso-
citation SIN hold by Gar be- hfgest
meeting Fl Albuquerque thn year
Mam lhuss have contributed Co ha
result ono of them That me at-
tendance has been growing from ycnr
to yoar and moss bias the characters
ties &c o snowfall Boz motion ID
gathers As d ROLLS Another s that
ths program s better aud far moro
extensive tbH yeaf thuu ever before
The best talent 90 he had in the Aa-
uon has been secured Another Is
that the railroads have given by FAR
the most liberal rouHd-trp rates ever
enjoyed 81 the teachers ~ me state.
and arcnn 0r tha railroads are 90
woik advertising thc convention ana
wmkns Hp attendance Cor b. Last
hut noe ieust tho newspapers of the
entire state with one on two uum-
poraut exceptions boosting the
convention
For many munths-in fact almost
from the day the last meeting
IT thc association ended tho Jour
naI which is taken hy nearly 40 of
them and probably rcod by every
teacher in the state has been boost
BOG tho asociation % has devoted
more space to educational work In
aa.a. efa..H... tE.a.. D.. #.... fE.. s.tt.H...f
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10
rn PROGRAM VIII WIN.

claude Kitchen ~ North Carollna.
who nu tn to uli the position 90
l0use floor lc,der which goes with
The craftsmanship Of the ways and
means committee, vacated hy oscar
Underwood when he Was elected ia
fhe senate. announces himself oppos-
IN to the presidents preparedness
program
Mr Kitchen De- not q ble man. Tie
sets hls honor bt seniority. not bee
cause or Dts ability Hr s am ar-
dent admiror of william Jennings
iuau. and bias expressed the opin-
i8n that Mr Bryan was the greatest
secretary Of state this nation ever
bad Or course there s no hope in
or FOR q man OF So limited vision.
but efu mr. Kitchen should know
that thc freedom of amy nation IS
measured 200 the last ANALYSIS by its
strength 10 defend itself The only
modern defense is 900 trained armies
and narcs. and Boz readiness and rec
serve equipment Of tho material that
war consumes go readily.
The American people are resolved
to have all of these things. not for
war hut for the safety OF peace and
freedom The military preparedness
the people call for is for defense Of
others as wen as ourselves because
our existence as q FREQ aud self-dc-
velopiug people s bound up with the
freedom OF our American neighbors
to rule themselves and develop in
thcr own way
The president ia his Manhattan
club speech said
1--WE shall never ia amy orcum-
stances seek to make am independent
people subject 10 our dominion.
because We believe. wc passion
atelv believe. iu tho right Of
every people ta choose their
own allegiance and be free ~ masters
altogether For ourselves we wish
nothing but the FUN liberty of self-de
Nelopment and with ourselves i'm this
srcat matter wc associate al the peo-
pie 0f our own hemisphere
The only "fun liberty Of develop
ment' for tie United states, or for
the Lauu-American republics born
and nurtured under the shadow 81
iH power ia ability Go resent 40 an
times and 10 resist. f necessary, any
invasion OF The just rights of either
The administrations preparedness
program possibly in some modified
form. will be enacted into Law, re-
r5rdless OF Mr. Bryan ana M Kitch-
en-. The majority Of votes may come
from the ranks Of the republicans.
au, tbc president viii work with the
republicans on this measure without
rcluauo1 because ho knows that the
uieiy CT tuc nation is matter far
above partisan politics
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10
With Scissors and Paste


theological survey Huuetml
The United States geological survey
has just published report which.
though technical. nevertheless embod-
Ies some interesting history of the
earif ages of the North American
continent ~ tells 81 the rise and faIl
VI % portion vi the continent millions
~ years aRo. Ions before the age 40
iqau. an time when strange beasts
Inhabited abe country when the
climate was suhtrouiCal and when
peculiar swamp vegetation Nuurlshed.
the remains Of which were converted
into the present sfeat coal beds of the
west
i.ate Dob WhuJ .s termed hy geologists
cdrboniierous time. according to IS.
Il. lee. tha author If the report
professional Paper 95-Cl there were
mountains in Colorado and Sew Mex
500 comparable ta the present Eook5
mountains During che Triassic
period and much of the Jur8ssir.
which followed. time to Dee meas
ured DOB millions 80 years. these noun
iains were er0dcd away Late in the
JurassIc period wide area had been
worn down SO uear the sea level that
SLIGHT sdhs.douco uf the land al
lowed sea- water 90 enter from the Pa
cific ocean and spread over Wyo-.
ming northern colorado and eastern
Utah Near the close ct the JurassIc
"a slleht uplft expelled this sea- After
some tlIn" This area began again 10
settle and ihe streams spread fine
sediments over The bed OF the shallow
basin lately occupied By the sea and
over The lowhIng lands This subsl-
UfuCg introduced the Grnf4Utoue nee
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10
mn TIGTNICs on WAN

tCharlton Bates Stfayer m LeslIe'sl
The ton Of war. not alone Boa the
lives actually lost in battle bur 600 tho
physical infeuoritv az succeeding gem
erations Is one of its greatest curses
from the biological point of view
The Japan Magazine graphically sums
up The physical effects Of Japans war
with China twenty years ago upon the
Young men of today The rcmnrka-
hle decrease 81 youths fit for con-
scripton this year as compared with
all other years since the war with
with China. shows the tremendous ef-
feet Of war upon birth rate and ply
steal efficiency AS to physical con-
ditiou 10 IS found says the Japan
Magazine that this year only 13 per
cent Of The recruits come up t0 The
highest standard ~ physical excel
lencc required hy the army. whereas
ordinary years the percentage is
about i2 How momentous viii bee
the effect on this percentage. twenty
or twenty five years from now. upon
the nations of Europe which are to-
day destroying by tho millions their
best type of manhood Under The
staggering loads imposed upon them
by the world greatest war lac Euro
pean peoples VIII 1t best recover but
slowly. A decided check will Doe due
To this upward movement when the
and mentally deficient gem
Grafton, brought into being when the
ravaRes Of war were at their height.
reaches its majority and takes it's
place tn national activities
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10

Hte doubling that sfaat nation
eaail sneaee n practices ~ desu-
ufe ~ principle Furthermore. uo
Ho.oe n EHsland has been raised
aEllns these violations af tde rules
~ common decrne THE Nce York
World exposed t au some months
ago Tho American trade commits
sion protested aealn.t g. Vow It
aas neen made matter W official
record tHraueh representations Of
our state department
Horrible "a the remedy s. u
Is doulttl anyrhug iea severe
DIAN thc greatest var thf world has
known can shake the British people
laf .he moral DEGRADATION into which
.hcy hayo fallen
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10
From Mrs. Hornung, Buffalo, NY.

BUFFALO n Y" am writing to let you know how much vo,r
medicine has done for failed terribly during the last winter
and summer and every remarked about appearance su
Tered from female trouble and always had pains in my back no
appetite and at times very weak
was visiting friends house day and she thought needed
LYDIA Fnkhams Vegetable Compound took and have gained
eight pounds have good appetite and feeling every av
Everybody asking what am doing and Lydia
Fnkham Vegetable Compound You may publish this letter if Won
wish and hope others who have the complaint will see il and
get health from your medicine / did" Mrs A. IoRNUNG 9I
Stanton St, Buffalo. n Y - ~
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10

O. o. uatsh hlnk Or raniru
Thes would not wish q miss lhe Wat
our 80 history al splendid and spec
arlar event. ana they w-u He sfa-
dinls ~ the benefits wrought hr tHe
var Thet vIn date ther new his
tore from Ausust 3 1884, az we date
ours from AppamattoE.
Stature e prolific She produces
and produces She uI more than
restore.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10
MADE OVER AGAIN.

Mrs Jennie Miner Davidson. Ind
writes, II can truthfuly say Foley
Caihariic Tablets arc the best ] ever
used They are SO mild in action. !
feel Hike ] have been made over again"
Good health has no greater enemy
than constipation. Foley Cathartic
Tablets keep the stomach sweet. liver
active bowels regular and Danish bill
laueHese. sick headaches. sour et0m-
ach. Stout persons welcome the light
free feeling they give. Sold every
where.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10

Tennessee b. q. hate primary 90
decide aho aaI succeed Luke Lea
ID the United States senate Luke
wants to succeed himself. hut there
GEMS ta ne a majority 10 me demo-
cratic ranks Hho want some one who
wIi fa more for the state There is
4 general demand Con people iu office
ho da fhnss
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10
4 Meauooe
10 Mmzeu
Those of Middle Age Especially.

When you have found no remedy for the horrors that
Cypress you during change Of life when through the long
hours of the day seems though your back would break
when your head aches constantly you are nervous de-
pressed and suffer from those dreadful bearing down pains
don't forget that Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
IS the safest and remedy and has carried hundreds
OF women safely through this critical period
Read what these three women say:
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10
Made Me We'll and Strong.

MAoEDoN, N1"I was all down and very thin flesh nor
vou appetite, could sleep and weak and felt badly an
the time The doctors said had poor blood and what had Was
turning water took different medicines which did not he me
but Lydia lnkhams Vegetable Compound made we'll and
strong, and am recommending to my friends Mrs FRED
CHACE Il. No ,, MaCedOn. NY.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10

n M JOI RNAL takes and prints
4 daty hours and thirty min-
utaa - rHrinsite Associated Press
isased wire service each week
No ether newspaper Published In
heu Mrniga takes more thnn
twenty four hours ~ Associates
Press service during the week.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10
The Change of Life.

BELTsvLLE MD-" BY the of Lydia f. Pnkhams Vegetable
Compound have successfully passed through trying Time
the Change Of Life. suffered with weakness, and had STAY
bed three days at time Lydia f. Pnkham Vegetable COMPOUND
restored me perfect health and pasg it for the benefit
other who suffer did Mrs W. DUvALL Route No
BeltsyiLe, Md
For 80 years Lydia +. Pnkham's Vegetable 80 1ssSA
Compound has been the standard 1I/ aA
male ills No sick with GI ISs9NM
does justice OherSef if she III O. T
medicine made from and herbs it ~ y y II
has restored s0many suffering women Ohealth ~ II
M~Wrte to LYDIA EPINKIAM MEDICINE co. (A sa ID
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10

waHt high grade employer or thu
betser Erade Of aervantsP Make use Of the
wanA columns Of the Journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10
orn NEw MEXICO TEACHERS.

WEDNESDAY NoyEMHEn ~ Iu5
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10

After brief interval the emperor
arose and facing the imperial sane
Wary read an address before the
kashikodokoro announcing his coro-
nation as the one hundred and tweu-
N-seCoud ruler of the Japanese em-
pire and Us dependencies and his ac-
QUESTION 81 the sacred treasures.
Then he murmurcd a prayer beseech-
ing the protection Of his empire by
the imperial ancestors. The prayer
concluded the emperor took the sac
cred bell held by a chamberlain and
rang it before the sanctuary accord
Ing Go Shinto ritual When the em-
pcror had resumed his place on the
dais. the crown prince, prices and
princcsscs % the blood and other meme
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-10

ad what these three women say:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-06-27

pommes de terre In some houses you find six
or seven men gazing sadly out the window
at you perhaps permanently disabled or over
age and not encouraged to go to work here.
An unhappy background for work and
most unesthetic JOB, but war Jobs aren't ex-
actly the opposite just now, are they? This
is not without its dangers, too, for one
day, delivering in the East End, the car was
set upon by crowd of angry women, typi-
cal East End crowd, babies, ostrich feathers
and all, the women shouting, The Belgians
are fed and we are left to starvew Fortunate
ly the chauffeur, whose only hope was to cash
ahead, found an outlet to what she had sup
posed was blind alley, and we slipped out
through one Of those old archways that beau
tify East London. The constant lifting. the
stairs, the long hours, the exposure, willy
nilly, make this job hard one but it seems
fairly balanced by the interest and by the
extreme satisfaction OF literally feeding the
Belgians." How glad the ticket punchers at
the stations would be in a few months TO
change places! But these are recruited from
the wage earners, and, sad to relate, the food
fund has no extra money to help out with
salaries, the volunteer worker gets the best
Job, quite Justly
If any one supposes that in the paying po-
sition the employers are acting from an awak-
ened sense of justice toward women this posi-
tive statement from a girl punching tickets
in the tube will set him right.
Are the men workers considerate?" I
asked.
We'll, why wouldn't they be? They've got
to have US, haven't they? Don't think this
is any Men's-League-inF Favor -of-Womans-
Suffrage business"
Nevertheless this one was grateful not be-
cause the women employees were being treated
well, but because all new workers are shifted
carefully around upstairs and down in order
that they may get used to the air with the least
possible effect; that they are placed in stations
as near their homes as possible since missing
the last train home is precarous these nights
when the streets empty Of trans and buses
after IL and the Japanese lanterned street
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-06-27

age, you see. This will turn out monotonous
to be facing the compliments That's what
takes courage" one girl said. The girls ages
mysteries of course, but they look cheer
full, mysterious. On the Southeastern & Chat
ham road. where they are already uniformed,
they are known collectorines, and there they
sadly needed refreshment. Does any one
know anything dryer, positively cracking and
parched with dryness, than the old ticket
punchers in the great grimy London stations?
Well, the girls have something informal and
fresh about them, like the feeling of stepping
in the grass after a cinder path. l wonder
if women will gather the dust and rust Of
these new occupations as do the men.
In the railway stations, too there are always
ticket agents and porters to help out. asked
one fatherly looking guard if they had gotten
the girls through the Labor Exchange and he
explained that gaps having had TO be filed up
with women, daughters and sisters Of the old
employees were given first choice but any
respectable girl can have try, Have ye got
yer character with YEP" he said.
Suburbanites are inclined to bring flowers,
OUT tlat VIII wear on Inc girl that DldS fdr
to be thoroughly spoiled is not ore Of these
who has released a man. but has released a
boy who has released man who-well hope
has signed after such complications. The girl
in the is the new call girl at the Skates
bury Theatre who runs up and down stairs
tapping peremptorily on very important peo-
les dressing room doors, with Fifteen" Five
minutes" Times up" calls for the stage Great
authority is vested in her and great response
bility. All superfuous flowers and candy are
hers, as many bright buttons as the boy ever
had, and she is only fourteen. Oh, there will be
tears here when the wars over and the heroes
come back for the old jobs.
Reasons for finding US in these strange, new
positions diverse. One OF the most be-
kodacked and reported Of the new brigade has
but humble ancestry for her ambitions. Fa-
Their, VINO has two daughters Red Crossing, in
forms the third that if she wants to stay up
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-06-27

Hyde Park with no respect for economy or
tradition are usually offered only on the con.
o''on mat madame or monsieur bring bas
het Gown and I'll it herself, or if they will
come down and wait behind the street door
the chauffeur will fill it for them.
There are Belgian men and women. penn;
less, who look we'll groomed and as dainty
as they did this time last year, and whose fats
are immaculate; there are some who ,yor,,
allow the chauffeur to more than apnourc.
her arrival before they rush down to helm her.
some complain OF not enough bread: Others
VIII die OF the bitter monotony of moutoD ct