La Junta tribune., 1915-10-09

Hey, don't yell Ike that. you'll
ruin my business. I'm painless
dentist. don't you you know that!"
Well. maybe you Is painless.
sab" she said. but ah isn't"
Stardust:
People - rule think in ultima
tums.
Get the study habit.
Traditions die hard.
Democracies do not wage war on
one another.
DO away with Kaiserism In govern
ment and you do away with war.
new cabinet department to be
known as the Bureau OF Laughter
has been suggested BY May Irwin the
actress. She AYERS that laughter il
contagious and It's Importance Is
overlooked. That's why We are
sure to ~in.' says Miss irwin. I'VE
are simply going TO laugh our way
into out rights and we are going TO
make the men laugh with US"
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When we can adequately estimate
the worth OF boys and girls souls.
then will We be able to fully realize
the far-reaching effect OF Anthony
Comstock's crusade for the suppress
sion of immoral and obsence pic
tures and books. He blundered
sometimes in matters OF taste, but
his motives were beyond question.
and the far reaching good which
he accomplished cannot be estimated
by human equations.
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President Wilson told Henry Ford
that when Kaiser william signed the
declaration which precipitated the
great war he threw the pen violently
agains, the opposite wall Of the room
with the exclamation that those
around him had forced him to act
and that they would live TO regret II
some day.
How much better II would have
been n the Kaiser had thrown the
pen away before he signed the docu-
ment.
Edward Box. editor Of the Ladies'
Home Journal. furnishes an example
OF perseverance. thrift and accom-
plishment to every American boy who
would rise. when only At the age
of six he found himself In the Unit
ed States unable TO speak the English
language while his parents were prac-
tieaIly destitute. He scrubbed down
tenement house steps. washed win
do~s. carried papers. sold circus lem
onade. worked ~ . reporter evea-
|Iags and As office boy In the day
time and learned stcnography At
midniEhi lie is nov the most
widely read editor In the country.
Poverty aud adversely are not with
out their educational advantages.
.
Il have never realized that there
could be- such charm In weather
and In scenic surroundings a. ! have
seen her. today" said III. younger
Rockefeller on his reo.n, visit To our
state. II Il a privilege To live in
Colorado. Thousands Of our citizens
in the east are dying for lack OF inst
such sivifyink air as We are breathing
today. Coiorado's wonderful climate
and sunshine IL a moral and physical
stimuius.' A newcomer from Ohio
sanding In Paramount and viewing
the spiendor Of the great chain Of
mountains flung along the horizon at
sunset IN clear jagged outline against
a back ground like polished brass ca-
claimed: III makes one wish TO live
better. doesn't ~" II does. The
.sate IL an Inspiration In It's virgin
hopefuiness.
This week witnesses the nativity
os another newspaper In the Ar
kansas vaii~y--th. daily Rocky Ford
rrihuse. iss success IL already as
.ured ~ II voices the ages long cry
of the plain people for justice. II
oould hope for no greater mission
aud it could ash for no more splea-
ald opportunity than preseats itself
in Colorado today. Those ~ho have
invested In this enterprise may b.
.ousvhai diffideat of the successfui
outcome os the veatuse. but n shey
are srue 70 Themselves and true 70 The
iaseessts Of the psodscisg members
of shis yosns co0moaveaith shey
I'm sever vast for patfoaase. Joss.
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