Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-11-30
DIFFERENT TOM
AND JERRY Than
BACCHUS DRANK
Teal Company Serves Up New
Feature, But Not in a Bowl;
It Comes in a Splash
ny the Sporting Editor.)

-. (By the sporting 6uiSoT'l
The Governor and the Mayor and a
lot of other personages of importance
in political life was among these pre-
sent at the Armory last eve, and some
one had to look it over. Then the
nightingale MARBLES at the Opera
House and they had to have some one
what could tell staccato from the
Area from Faust, so | gets me choice
and takes a squint at the tom ana
Jerry" -. -... ..*
Don't get. the idea circulating
around your think works that this
Tom and Jerry" comes in bowl cuz
II doesn't. 1t comes IL a splash, and
its different than the stuff that old
man Baccheus used to wade In. List
to the zepher like voice saying its
the name of show. They did 1t at
the Bijou, and it wasn't my fault.
They could call il by any other cogno-
men, and it would still have the Co
logne flavor. F....
The Tom end of it is Tom Jones and
he's got wife, but outside of that
he's all right. One night when the
shades of eve were fell he goes out
to beach and gets in one of them
Ferris wheels with a dame that Is
also sad, bein' married. The mechani-
cal contrivanee gets on the blink, as
Westinghouse would chirp, and then
they get stuck up in mid-air and
wiley springs the first prose poem
ever endited, sayin', Where were you
last night" ..=rs..
well, Tom says he was out in a
little. half-portion hamlet where the
water tank is the principal building,
sticking around with friend. She
dom fall-not this autumn.
Then Jerry Flint oozes in on the
air, and he is the guy what has the
wife, and he tells lot of stuff about
squaring Tom, and he nearly falls
through the Chippendale. Then the
wives break in and honestly, its like a
nut factory the way they get twisted,
It is the worst bunch of compiled.
tons since the Johnstown flood. You
had to, laugh at the blooming story,
ii it was crazy. Hs -
There was a young lady reporter
there who was the society editor OF
the Evening Blaze. She interviews
the Tom guy and does it in the regu.
lar society editor way. Maybe. Her
name was Pansy, one of the flowers
OF the flock. Her last name was De
Lacour. Every time you hear this
name you think of the Bots Blanc.
She was good, and why they didn't
sneak her in. for longer bunch OF
offerings is yet to be noted. g
Tom and Jerry were like the sput-
terings of reestablished fire works
factory. #>..sG.e- K
Fritz Fields as Jerry, and Homer
Long as Tom, got a lot of laffsy and
one dame in the front end of the
house gutturaled like real laff
works Raymond Teal got back again
with the burnt cork, and as Sam made
good. His specialties went over like
a house aafire. Madeline Rowe and
Hazel Lake was the lovin' wifeys, and
they acted it. Hand EN- little OF
the wreath for their laurels. Claude
Kelly, Roy Kinslow and Corinne Car.
keek didn't have much to shoot off
about, but it, was the quality, not the
area that counted with this trio.
Anys time that some one with a
voice can get up on the rostrum and
chirp Lotus Land" they can get a
bunch of Hopping phalanges. Made
line Rowe did it, and it went big
That's some song, even though the
barber has to be called in every quar-.
ter to take off the hirsute appendages.
One big girl in the center nearly
queered the song when she sprained
black note trying to get her voice
out to Waikiki. Outside of this fall
setto the thing went good. The Sec
ond choice song was That's When I'll
Marry YOU" sung by Pansy De
oh, what's the use? Pansy got the
house when she liked out on the run.
ming board and uttered this Marry
stuff. ''Pll Get You," was the song
Hazel Lake sprinkled, and she put it
over big. Reuben Tango" by Roy
Kinslow, got as many hand bustins as
any. Homer Long from Tonopah sang
"Goldfield Is In Nevada" 1t had Reno