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Evening journal., 1915-09-23
THURSDAY SEPT. %, 1915
vow PAPRN Should BE SENT HOME.

iGT ALWAYS say to these idotic Yankees they had
better hold their tongues" That is sentence
contained in letter written by Captain Won Papen
military attache Of the German Embassy in Washing
on and entrusted to James f. j. Archibald. American
correspondent for delivery in Europe In view
Of that utterance about the American people no time
should be lost by Federal Government in demand
ing that Won Papen be recalled by the Imperial Ger
Government
The British did a clever bit OF work when they de-
tanned Archibald and searched him Thirty-four docu-
ments were found upon him. Most of them were Of a
highly important nature. Those written by Papen
and Ambassador Dumba especially So Dumba
already has been recalled by the Austro- Hungarian
Government and Papen certainly should not be al
lowed much time for starting his voyage the
Atlantic. The "idiotc Yankees" he calls them
must convince him that they know how to deal with
such an idotic German as he has shown himself to be-
Evening journal., 1915-09-23
Y. W. C. A. NOTES
BY MISS MATHILDE SEIPP,
Physical Director.

Beginning October 5. the classes of
the physical department will be run
on schedule time. Advanced classes
for business girls are on Tuesday and
Friday nights. Beginners class meets
Thursday night Tuesday afternoon
at $3.50 and Thursday morning at 1890
is the time for the leisure women's
class. For juniors. girls over twelve,
there is a class Wednesday afternoons
at 4 o'clock. For children from six
to twelve. Thursday afternoons at 3.3O
o'clock. Saturday is recreation day,
when hockey, hikes, picnics, basket
ball and indoor games are played, ac-
co~ding to the weather.
These courses are planned to meet
the first requisite of success in life
a healthy body. Health, strength and
vitality do not come by chance, but by
obedience to natural laws. Modern
conditions of living and labor are re-
sponsible for a grievous lack OF vigor
among the girls of our city. This is
due to lack of muscular exercise in
volved in sedentary occupations or TO
fatigue from over-exercising at ma.
chine.
DO not think that you are too tired
to do physical work after days
work, mental or physical Change OF
occupation is in itself rest, but when
the change is in the nature of recre
alton you will find yourself surprising
ly rested and reinvigorated. March
Ing. floor and apparatus work count
eract the evils of STOPPING over desks
of standing at counter or machine
Aesthetic and folk dancing give eX
preston to the sense Of rhythm in
born in every girl. Your success in
making a living depends upon your
making a life
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TO PUT ON FLESH
AND INCREASE WEIGHT

crease or money back. Hundreds have
testified to weight increase from ita
use.
Sargol does not of itself make fat
but is simply a combination of ingred-
tents Of acknowledged merit that.
taken with meals seems to better en-
able the digestive organs to separate
the fattening elements Of the food and
TO prepare them in form which the
blood can readily absorb. Sargol
comes in tablet form, is pleasant and
easy to take and its action is per
fectly natural and harmless. Sargol
is sold by druggists everywhere who
are authorized to refund the full pur-
chase price If weight increase is not
obtained
NOTE;-Sargol is recommended
only as a flesh builder and while it
mas produced excellent results in
cases Of nervous indigestion and gem
eral stomach disorders care should
be taken by those using it who do not
want to Increase weight.
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With The PaTagraphers

The Helena Independent complains that Vic Murdock
has already elected the Bull Moose candidate for
ident next but won't tell who he is. Maybe Vic
has suddenly developed streak Of modesty-St Paul
Pioneer-press
How the mail carriers who use bicycles and motor
cycles will love the Postmaster General He has or
dered the discontinuance Of all the above machines.
which number about 5000 because he says they will not
carry sufficient quantity of mail matter is the
same protected from rain. Strange he has just dis
covered this All the recent orders by the Postoice
Department viii have the effect of making the Wilson
administration ng-nit-Stillwater Gazette
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no DISCUSS EUROPEAN WAR.

The Rev. Thomas p. Holloway, pas
tor of Second Baptist Church. in a
series Of lectures to be given during
October and November on THE Char
acteristics and History of the Euro
pean Nations Now at War;" will deal
on the religious belief and customs
of the various European nations. He
will consider the religious belief and
life OF the people Of England. Ger
many. France. Italy. Austria-Hun-
gary. Russia and Turkey The SER
mon subjects and dates will be az
follows: September 26, England, Oc-
toher 3. Germany: October TO-
France. October IL. Italy; October "a,
Austria-Hungary; November .. Rus
sia: November 9. Turkey. All SER
mons will be in the evening.
Evening journal., 1915-09-23
coon ADVICE FOR THIN PFOPL

NOOU ADNiNt fUH lHlN fEOfLt
I'D certainly give most anything to
be able to gain few pounds and stay
that way" declare many thin men and
women. Such a result is usually not
impossible despite past failures. Most
thin people are victims Of mal-nutri-
tion, a condition which prevents the
fatty elements of food from being
taken up by the blood as they are
when the powers of nutrition are nor
NAL. Instead of getting into the blood
much of the fat and flesh producing
elements stay in the intestines until
they pass from the body as waste.
To correct this condition and to pro-
duce a healthy. normal amount Of fat
the flesh making food elements must
be so prepared in the digestive pro-
cesses that the blood will accept and
distribute them throughout the body
There is a preparation called Sargol.
which works on this basis and which
is sold by nearly every druggist on
a positive guarantee of weight in
Evening journal., 1915-09-23
GEMS OF THOUGHT

He who is firm in the will mods the world to himself
Goethe.
.-.-.-:
Struggle against il thou wilt, yet heavens ways
are heavens ways.-Lessng.
.-:=.
Be steadfast tower that doth bend its stately
summit 10 the tempests shock-Dante
.-.-s-.
Our country however bounded described-still our
country TO be cherished in all our hearts-to be de-
Tended by all our hands-R. c. Winthrop
.-.-.--.
Even il late my people is risen up as an enemy: We
pull off the robe with the garments from them that
pass by securely averse from war-Micah H. s.
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Skin Sufferers
Your Relief Is Guaranteed.

The p. d. p. Prescription for Fez.-
ma. mild. antiseptic wash, stops that
awful itch Instantly.
Druggists throughout the city hava
witnessed such remarkable cures with
this remedy that they now universailv
recommend ID. D. d.
AS proof OF their confidence. thev
offer YOU the first full-sized bottle on
guarantee that unless IL does the
SANE FOR YOU, Il costs you not a
cent generous trial bottle for 75c.
Chss. II. Scarborough Drug Store, Success.
sors Miller Drug Co.
Evening journal., 1915-09-23

York, died at his home. at Bryn Maw
Yesterday. He was IS years old Mr.
Ellis was director in the Pennsylyanis
railroad for l2 years. president of the
Fidelity Trust Company. of Philadelphia
and was interested in many financial
institutions as director and otherwise in
Philadelphia and New York He was
born in Elkton, Md, on November 20
1897
Evening journal., 1915-09-23

without throwing away from to 20
per cent. on each transaction through
depreciation of bills Of exchange at
one end and imitation of dollar ex-
change at the other.
II sounds fine to talk about the al
mighty American dollar. now at a
premium everywhere else in the
world, but that premium becomes a
discount which is taken of the price
of every bushel Of grain and bale of
cotton that an American farmer sells.
Evening journal., 1915-09-23

According to dispatches. four Wisconsin sugar
factories will be re-opened October l. There are many
factories of other kinds he reopened There is pros
perity to be restored business activity be reganed
confidence to be re-established Also there is Demo-
cratic party to be retired
Evening journal., 1915-09-23

We do not know whether Lord Kitchener was right
when he told the British Parliament that Germany has
shot her bolt but the complaints that from the
trenches Of the Allies indicate that she has shot almost
everything else.
Evening journal., 1915-09-23
BABY in INQUIRE HOME.

Mr. and Mrs Francis J. McGuire. No
sl3 West Second street. are receiving
congratulations on the arrival of a baby
hoy in their home. Mr. Mcclure is driver
of the chemical engine of the Fame Fire
Company.
Evening journal., 1915-09-23
EUROPEAN WAR GREAT BOON TO AMERICAN
INDUSTRIES.

the American farmer wishes information as to his
Il share in supplying the European belligerents with
breadstuns he will study the export figures just pub,
lshed by the Department of Commerce. comparing the
months Of the calendar year 1915 with the same
period for 1914 when Europe at peace The fol-
lowing table will confirm him in the knowledge that
the and not the Democracy. or Secretary Redheld
Evening journal., 1915-09-23
RUDOLPH ELLIS DEAD.

PHILADELPHIA. sept. p. Rudolph
Ellis, a director of the Pennsylvania
Railroad Company, and prominent in
financial circles of Philadelphia and New
Evening journal., 1915-09-23

Only fool eats fried chicken" asserts food spe
calist That should be examined carefully as to
MS fitness to pose an expert any question OF a
gsstronomic nature. Someone should force down his
throat big platefu Of fried chicken and waaies
That might lead him to revise his opinion.
Evening journal., 1915-09-23

Here is choice bit from the pen Of Lord Chester
neld that should be framed and hung up in every
school room in the land: IF fool knows a secret he
tells because he is fool; If knave knows one he
tells il whenever it his interest tell it, But women
and young men are very apt tell what secrets they
know from the vanity Of having been trusted There
is no man or woman who cannot appreciate the truth
underlying those words Bitter personal experience
will butress that appreciation in millions Of instances
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some times, / touched the raw spots.
this brave. fuIl-of- vim-and- dash-tro0per
squealed like Q guinea pig. He said
he was soft from sitting all day in
his motor. But he was as hard as
nails in three weeks!
One section took equitation. They
were learning to ride, and the word
went around the camp that for real
diversion, better than the movies. one
had but to visit the riding school
saw this section but once fsuch was
Plattsburg). and II seemed to me that
these old war horses scorned their
riders.
All Working Overtime.
men and the signalers and the hos
pital corps section, all working over
time. so they said; and lastly the adj
yanced infantry. This / took as 1t
was new ground, and Capt. Van Horn.
IN charge, was said to be the whole
thing in this subject. Advanced guard
and rear guard. supports and 80 on,
with long, long walks, map In hand,
and being called on just Is you had
found fringed Gentian, and were far.
far away, mentally, to do something
like this:
"You, over there with the pipe. That
combat patrol, which, - you resnem-
Der, was sent to the hill south Of here,
over there {pointing). has opened fire.
We can hear the rifles. You are SER
geant X Of the third platoon WHAT
ARE YOUR COMMANDS?" Gee, per-
haps you think this Is fun with all the
class croNding around One hundred
Of the business captains Of the day,
III listening TO hear what you are go
ing to do! only had two chances
to speak up, but / had burned the mid
night candle in the orderly tent long.
long ago, when I was q corporal, and
expected any minute to jump into
some sergeant,s shoes, and so had
studied the duty Of the next higher
grade in order to be ready for the
happy chance-one Of which came to
the great Napoleon So + pailed II
dead1 Then we walked another five
miles and gave all sorts Of commands,
'and one had to reel them off quick,
let me tell you! Sometimes was Col.
X and sometimes CPL O.,
sometimes lone file in q ditch ev-
cry question put was put for me, but
IN three weeks ] had only two chances
to speak up.
q Life Long Job.
Oh you, who think that smartness
and courage and numbers are enough
to defend this country, just you 60 to
Plattsburg and you win say with US,
who went. unanimously, that this side
Of the soldiers profession. the science
Of war. Is lifelong Job, and takes
not. only faithful, patriotic work, but
time. time, times We merely opened
the book! -
There was one budding Hindenberg,
&ho, when suddenly asked to give the
proper commands for 9 stated situa-
tI6n, convulsed us all by shouting.
Don't shoot TIN you see the whites
81 their eyes 9sssl
Three weeksi A cold wave hits us!
The erstwhile groans against the heat
now changed TO means Of cold, Now
the four blankets felt good and the
great coats, plus the sweaters, were
worn an day. Frost Ia the air, but
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everybody feeling tip top. The Keller
cure has done this for usi We are
reviewed as . part Of the regular
army. As ] said, my squad was in
every particular the stiffest unit In
the bunch.
forgot to tell you that was re-
instated. The colonel was very
warm baby as corporal thought per-
feet, but alas, he hollered fix bayo-
nets!" instead Of battle sight,, and
fell. Then the MISREPRESENTATION
cavalryman took shot, and being
trained as q horseman, three times
he bust up the company, claiming
that the band made 50 much noise
that he couldn't hear the commands.
He fell
i heard later that q sergeant, who
had watched as from behind, spoke TO
THE NAN WITH THE PITILESS
EYES, IN some such wise as this:
Captain, they're all rotten, but the
Queens Eusileer knows the most. as
having been cussed out the most
Put him back said Capt Kelly.
and turned on his heel.
Thus my military career was almost
as cheQuered as has been my wild
life.
Saw Bridges Blown Up.
Once we Witnessed the blowing up
Of three bridges, and the setting Off OF
land mines. The latest explosives
we're nsed and the crowd came back
to camp BIT sobered. II was-never
mind. All in the days work!
Then. one chilly night we manned
some trenches, made according to
plans from somewhere In Europe.
With all sorts OF labyrinthine lanes
and sharpnel shelters. Here we lie
| in wait for the 30th Infantry. who
steal up on us, but are discovered
by the outpost and instantly bathed
IN the light Of four powerful search.
lights, while the third battalion pours
whitening fire at the plucky devils.
who fix bayonets and charge.
That very day / had shot possible
and had squeaked into the expert rifle
mans class, but take it from me, not
once did get bead on any Of those
IWhooping regulars. And that makes
one think! What if-but to resume.
One morning we are ordered to do
some more fancy packing. Squad
bags are given out. we are told to
pool our blankets and oyercoats In
two rolls per squad and to tag the
same. Our belongings are boiled
down to the slimmest and we break
fast IN our mess kits for the first
tine. The great army autotrucks
roll in and before we quite know II
we have cut loose from pillow and
mattress, the great spacious pyramid
al tents, and are off in the direction
LOT Ausable Forks, where rumor has II
we are to fight . rearguard action.
Well, the dope vas correct, and ]
Company WIS sost we had Just
got down - bod swinging gan
when pop pop, Pop, re battle was
on. 4
Told TO Hold hIIl. ~
| Squad II q the right, to hold .
hill. and r6joiplthe rear guard at such
and such place Wen. the pack. the
rifie and SO rounds made that little
jaunting-pefty ~nostly Ct the double
time ana b NJ seeih Ike the real
thing. and u 4 x main bodt just had
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to escape, that's all. We had to fight
and run, and keep abreast OF them In
the road. This rear guard business r.
not what II Is cracked up to be. and
though Capt Keller had done his
hest. I felt far from strong. and was
glad when 4 furious onslaught made
the whole shooting match deploy. dur
ing which, by forced marches. we got
to q place in the fork Of two roads
where we p,it up such scrap as gave
us, that night, special notice from the
umpire. We heard the first gun at 2
a m, and at one O'Clock the recall
sounded And Just around the bend
was camp No. 1-Peru. Oh. you Pc
lsru! There was q pearling brook here.
and We layed in II. and loafed all the
sunny afternoon
Nobody minds the packs, they sit 80
light. We buy hay Of the passing
farmer. and squad IL Is as snug as q
scout. But there are those who do
not know how. Our land ID full Of
them. chock ablock.
This was specimen day Of the hike
and every night Capt Van Horn would
expatiate on the tactics and criticise
| the whole.
General Wood addressed as in that
mastery way he has. and was cheered
| to the echo.
We fight cavalry. infantry. and be-
| ing suddenly reinforced we begin "a
push back toward Plattsburg. Each
night we camp in some specially cho-
sen spot, and the fun around the camp
fires grows to the proportions Of q
vaudeville. begin to flid those
old friends, so long lost, and well. the
last part was the best
Meanwhile we all club together and
order two beautiful watches and z
brooch from Tiffany
Back to Old Dionins.
As the company comes booming into
our old diggins, the bands PLAYING
HAL. hail, the gangs al here" the
Man With the Piercing Eyes says,
Dismissed yet! Just q little
ceremony yet" Mr.. Hull. our sweet.
tongued orator. leaps on q campstool
and says. Captain Kelly. we the mem
bers of your company
| Well. cant remember what Il was
exactly, but 1t was Just what we ali
thought of him, his charming wife and
Mr.. Corlett! Every man yelled like
a hyena. l have noticed that the men
Of our colleges and schools do not wait
Ito cheer II they are moved by any.
thing. They yell "Yea-a-a-an and
keep It up. This they did for spell
! What happened now? Not q sound,
hand II II hadn't been for Mrs. Our
Captain. who kept her nerve, those
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MONTH AT PLATTSBURGSERVESTO
SHOW HOWLIIILE CIVILIAN KNOWS


ing. tactics, map-making. first aid. sig.
mailing. from l to p m. From 4 70
4:45 one had time TO bafhe, II he did
Il on the double, for now We turned
out IN our blouses. full rugged. for re
treat It sounded fine. the Star Span
gled Banner and once -nay. twice,
the band played ~AIoha De" a. an IN
terlude. After retreat we always
drilled TO music. This was the big
thing Of the day until we got close or
der drill down pretty fine. and the
PAGES We went through to get II were
enough to make angels weep! One
mistake and the very heavens openedl
Capt. Kelly would glue his eyes on
the third button Of my gerkin and
then reel off in quick order commands
involving the company. the platoon,
squads and files. know what being
on the "qui yfvir means now. Il
means living al . fast pace, with four
ears, six eyes and eight feet.
At $50 D. m, Capt Keeler, the "a
nous West Point physical drill man,
took us IN hand. For q quick action
fat reducer this captain has them AL
~ NJ
the fat roll off some Of the third hat
TALON. and what's more. stay off! One
Of the captains pet movements, or
rather the atmosphere Of il, was TO
lean into space. crack your heels
three times and then bite your right
heel. backwards before touching the
ground This you did IN unison, BY
the Numbers. He likewise taught Us
the, proper way to stand and walk,
and most Of us win carry the habit
70 the grave.
AZ s o'ciock Supper.
Buckets Of lemonade disappeared
bushels Of tomatoes, army style, and,
Oh the beans! You should have
seen the Philadelphia swells 60 70 Il.
There was slight return to the prim-
tive in some cases. A dainty feeder
from New York, who absolutely could
not eat q thing" September z, and
sucked chocolate to save his life. got
90 voraci0us that we had to pry the
meat hash away from him later on, to
have q loolk-in.
Night brought some leisure for the
wholly untamed. One could 60 TO
town and the movies. II he wanted
70. 50 long as he was In at taps-10
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1915-12-16
WINNING OF THE sILvERwARE.
Miss Anna L. james the Lucky One Out
of Possible Hundred.

The contest of the Alvin Sivarware
company put on at j J. Maugel jew
elry store recently was won by Miss
Anna l.. James of this city. II was
set consisting of twenty-six pieces.
There were about one hundred an
swers from Mineral Point on what
are Ladies Saying ?" Miss James wor
the prize with the following answer:
Il love my silverware best Of all.
How perfectly lovely and Alvin's Sill
yer at that Yes. wasn'i it wonder
full Of Daddy to remember that il wa.
Alvin's Silver | wanted so badly? All
WINS silverplate will last a life time.
1t has the reputation for durability.
Daddy knows
Miss James is to be complimented as
the chest is of the high grade Alvin
silverwnre and valued at thirty dollars.
Miss Ruby NJ. Hall OF Cherokee, Ia,
won the national prize OF POS pieces
valued at two hundred and twenty-five
dollars.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1915-12-16
OLD FIDDLERS' CONTEST.
r. r. A. to have Novel Entertainment
IN Municipal Theatre, Wednesday,
December %.

Perhaps the most novel entertain
ment ever given in Mineral Point will
be given on Wednesday evening, Dec.
22nd, when the Fraternal Reserve
Association will put on an Old Time
Fiddlers' Contest. The entertainment
is unique and is calculated to furnish
no end of fun. In this respect it has
no equal.
Nearly every merchant and business
man in Mineral Point has given one or
more prizes TO be awarded to those
who take part in the affair. The
prizes will be on display Saturday in
the show window of Nick Miller's
store.
The Fraternal Reserve Association
extends an invitation to all musicians,
singers and dancers 10 participate in
the affair.
Just take a look in the window Of
Nick Miller's Furniture store and see
the prizes then step inside and register
your name. If you don't want to take
part in the contest 60 and see those
who do. Remember there will be loads
of fun and the largest crowd of fiddlers,
singers and dancers that ever congre-
gated in Mineral Point
Tickets on sale at Prideaux & Bliss
drug store.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1915-12-16

known nothing but hearsay Of real hard
times and is going to have as happy
Christmas as ever in its history. The
earth may quake, cities fall, nations
pillage one another's towns, labor riots
may jeopardize the peace and lives IF
the metropolis, while financial crises
may bring men in a night to the woe
Of utter ruin. Not so here. Sound of
base and enduring of soil, dependent
upon more substantial things than the
fuctuating orders Of the manufacture
ers or the variations on The ticker tape,
We should rejoice that we live where
we do and as we do with the reward Of
an old fashioned Christmas and all
that that means.