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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Brings Tender Memories of
Years Ago.

In these strenuous shopping days
| writes Louis James, have you caught
yourself remembering suddenly, in all
! sorts of queer, unexpected places, all
sorts of queer, half forgotten things
! Have you remembered how these days
| before Christmas are the wonderful
| days in the life of the child, more
wonderful days, perhaps, than any
/ that are to come?
! You know that yourself. You can't
help recalling how time went by those
days before the great day. You re-
member how each day seemed some
how more wonderful than the one be-
| fore, each day a prelude of real JOY
to that first marvellous moment of
Christmas morning, when, after q
| night of little if any sleep, you scram-
bled up and stood breathless on the
threshold of the room which had been
forbidden you all those interminable
hours that went before.
The child you take with you through
the wonderlands of the modern toy
department wants what you did. The
little girl stops before the baby doll,
wide eyed, still with desire. The boy
stands flooded with happiness before
an ark in which is every imaginable
creation You remember what small
thing your own was, a fourth the size.
But his Joy is no greater than yours.
He pushes toward the rocking horse.
Now it runs by machinery, when once
you ran your own across the floor to
the imminent danger of total destruc.
ton to persons and furniture that
might stand in, the way. But Christ
mas day was your day. The day when
s"don'ts' were. not and you were king
or queen in your kingdom of toys.
You pass ON to trains and there
again electricity. is running them. You
pulled them yourself.
Then you catch the look on the face
Of your boy. He is watching the huge
engine move slowly. smoothly along. It
passes under infinite tunnels and
bridges and over made hills that pre-
sent intricate difficulties of passage.
Your. tunnels, were Of chairs and the
table ir your kitchen made a splen-
did bridge to cross. !
He turns to you, the child of this
twentieth century. His smile is be-
attic He wants .it--that train. He
never wanted anything SO much be-
fore He never Will again he is
sure
sand = ,,c,,s ,,,<,,n o,,,s, ~, u,,,;,o :
little sadly. q little gladly. You are
proud to be able to make him so.
wonderfully happy. this child OF yours.
but you are sure, too. that he is no
happier than you were these. same pre-
Christmas days, those years before.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
JAILED AFTER FIGHTING ARREST


Hazlehurst, Miss, Dec 20. - Will
Spence, a white man was placed in
Jail here this morning, charged with
assaulting the night marshal at IVES
son and resisting arrest. Spence was
drunk and disOrderly on the streets of
Wesson, it is alleged, and John Fur,
the night marshal of that place, tried
to prsuade Spence to go ohme, but
Spence resisted the officer, and, it is
said, whipped out knife and made
an ugly wound on Flrr's face and
neck. Spence was given a prelimi-
nary hearing before Judge Thompson
at Wesson and remanded to jail to
await the action of the grand jury,
bond being fixed at $3.50
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
..jGs EXCITE YOUR
KIDNEYS, USE SALTS
f your Back is aching or Bladder
boshers, drink lots of water
and eat less meat,

When your kidneys hurt and your back
,els sore, don't get scared and proceed
cad your stomach with a lot of drugs
hat excite the kidneys and irritate the
nitro urinary tract. Keep your kidneys
lean Ike you keep your bowels clean,
" flushing them With a mild, harmless
alts which removes the body's urinous
waste and stimulates them to their nor
nal activity. The function Of the Kid
,cys IS to litter the blood. In "a hours
hey strain from it 500 grains of acid
nd waste, SO we can readily understand
ne vital Importance OF keeping the kid
eyss active.
Drink. lots of water-you can't drink
% much; also get from any pharmacist
bout four ounces OF Jad Salts; TAXI
tablespoonful in 4 glass Of water
.,efore breakfast, each morning for 4 few
lays and your kidneys win oct h1,e.
his famous salts. is made from the
cid ofsgrapes and lemon juice, combined
With lithia, and has been used for eenAra
lions to clean and stimulate sclogged Md
'neyE: also to neutralize the acids a.
urine 50 it no longer is source of irris
alton, thus ending bladder we6l EneSs. ~ !.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot III
IRE; makes . delightful effarveacelf
-ssia-watar drink which ereryoGe fhont
now and then to keep their kid !
- clean and active. Try tn alss |
.a .Ep the water drinking, and 4 !
1t you will wo1asr what beoa1ne q
idney trouble and baeSaeb1 VI
~
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
BURGLARS TAKE CLOTHING.

New Hebron, Miss, Dec 2i.-Burg-
lars entered the store of the F. L. Riley
Company last night and helped them
selves to several articles, such as
mems overcoats, ladies' coats and 9th
er wearing apparel This is the fourth
store that has been robbed here within
the last two or three months.
The Clarke College Memorial Quar-.
tette gave an entertainment at the
school building last night.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
Everyone Should
Drink Hot Water
in the Morning
Wash away all the stomach, liver
and bowel poisons before,
breakfast.

To feel your best day in and day out
to feel clean inside; no sour bile tC
coat your tongue and Sicken your
breath or duh your head; no cOnstipa-
ton, bilious attacks, sick headache
colds, rheumatism or gassy, acid stom-
ach, you must battle on the inside like
you battle outside. This is vastly more
important, because the skin pores do
not absorb impurities into the blood,
while the bowel pores do, says a well.
known physician.
To keep these poisons and toxins
we'll flushed from the stomach, liver.
kidneys and bowels. drink before break.
fast each day, glass of hot water
with teaspoonful of limestone phcs,
plate in it. This will cleanse, purify
and freshen the entire alimentary tract,
before putting more food into the
stomach.
Get quarter pound of limestone
phosphate from your pharmacist 1t
is inexpensive and almost tasteless.
except a sourish twinge which is not
unpleasant. Drink phosphated hot
water every morning to rid your sys-
TEN of these vile poisons and toxins;
also to prevent their formation
To feel like Young folks feel: like
you felt before your blood, nerves ana
muscles became saturated with an &C.
emulation of body poisons. begin thir
treatment and above all, keep it M.
As soap and hot water act on the skin
cleansing, sweetening and purifying. s.
limestone phosphate and hot water +
fore breakfast, act on the stolaacl
liver, kidneys and bowels.
ADV
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
NOTICE OF PUBLICATION.


Department of the Interior, U. S. Land
Office at Jackson. Miss, Dec. 13,
1915.
Notice is hereby given that Craw-
ford Mcdaniel, of Jacks on, Mess,
Box 273, who, on August 80, 1909,
made homestead entry serial, No.
1899, for SWA of NW14 of Sec. p.
and the E1s Of the NEA, Section %,
Township north, range II west, St
Stephens Meridian, has filed notice of
intention to make final five year
Proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, before the circuit
clerk OF Forrest county, Mississippi
at Hattiesburg. Mississippi. on the
22nd day of January, 1916.
Complainant names as. witnesses. c.
u. Peller. of Brooklyn, Miss; Sam
Perkins, of Brooklyn, Miss; ]. O. Bar
ron. of McLaurin, Miss; J. McGrew,.
III McLaurin, Miss
W. T. cummins
t4-5 t. Regiser.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
BACK GIVES OUT
Plenty of Hattiesburg Readers Have
This Experience.

You tax the kidneys-overwork
them
They can't keep up the continual
strain.
The back may give Quit may ache
and pain;
urlEary troubles may set in.
Don't wait longer-take Doan's Kid
ney Pills.
Hattiesburg people tell you how they
act.
W. A. Logan, 200 Third ST.. Hatties-
burg, says: Il got kidney trouble
from a strain while doing some heavy
lifting in a cotton gin. | kept get
ting worse and the constant ache in
my back made me feel miserable. |
couldn't control the kidney secretions.
When | first heard of poan's Kidney
Fills, | didn't have much faith in
them. | finally got box, however,
and began taking them. They made a
cure"
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Logan had. Foster Milburn Co.,
Props, Buffalo, n. Y.-Adv.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21

Mrs. C. B. Mcintosh, of Newton, is
the guest for the holidays of Mrs. w
A. Roper.
Miss Mamie Tucker and Mr.. J. NJ.
Tucker, of Ovet, are visiting Mrs. W.
A. Roper, on North Main street.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. E. Allen will have
with them for the holidays, their
son, Mr. Paul Allen, student at Uni
versity of Mississippi. at Oxford, who
will arrive Wednesday.
! $50.
Mr. William II. Cook, of Birming-
ham, but formerly of this city, will
| arrive Thursday TO spend Christmas
with his mother, Mrs. NJ. f. Cook, on
Bay street.
$50:
Miss Kathleen Galbreath. who is
teaching music this winter in Semi
nary, arrived home this morning and
tents. Mr. and Mrs. NJ. Galbreath, on
Hemphill street
Mr.. Harry Spencer, who is studying
at Gulfcoast Military Academy, Gulf
port. was the guest for few days re-
Gently in the home of Mrs r. B. Ha-
ney, on Court Street. en- route TO his
home in Birminfham
Miss Lily Clark, of Inverness. Miss,
Miss, is expected Christmas Day to
spend the holidays with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. T. A. Clark and brother
in-law and sister, Mr. and Mrs J. E.
Hutchins. on Short Bay street
Mrs. NJ. z. Adams and sister, Miss
Ida Clark. are home from a visit to
their sister, Mrs. E. H. Selby, in Gulf
port and a short stay in New Orleans.
They were accompanied home by Miss
Lula Clarke, who will spend the holi
days with them.
$50:
Friends here of Miss Bobbie Haney,
who is a student at Brenau College,
GAINESVILLE, Ga, will be sorry to know
that she will not spend the holidays
with home folks in Hattiesburg, but
will go to Calhoun, Ga where she will
be the guest of her uncle, Mr.. T. A.
Haney
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
ALL BRooKHAvEN KlDDIES
TO GET CITY XMAS GIFT

Brookhaven, Miss, Dec. 21-Plans
have been made to have a municipal
Christmas tree this year SO that all OF
the children can share in the distribl,-
ton of gifts. The tree will be plant
ed on the Whitworth College campus.
As there is no building in the city
large enough to accommodate all OF
the children the management has de-
cided to hold the same in the open.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21


of the january Term. Circuit Court OF
Forrest County:
No
1893 Lula Thomas VS.. ], }. Newman
Lumber Co.
1894 rrnce Swcod VS.. n. O. G. n. f
R. r Co.
1895 James Dent VS.. ]. J. Newman
Lumber Co.
1886 Ms. NJ. E. Ates VS.. FirstNation-
al Bank of Commerce
1897 a. Dixon VS. Hattiesburg Trac-
ton Co.
1893 G. ". Doster VS. A X. McInnis
Lumber Co.
1899 Mrs Maria Hemphill ct al VS..
Hattiesbure Bank e. Trust Co.
ct al
1900 Z. G. Stilwell VS.. G. & S. I. Il.
r. Co
1901 Margeret Belt VS. Western Tn
ion Telegraph Co.
1902 A E. HARRISON, Sheriff, VS.. Nc
LeOd Lumber Co.
1903 A. E. HARRISON. Sheriff, Us. The
Sperry & Hutchins Co.
1904 j. NJ. Thompson VS.. Miss. Cen
tral r. r. Co.
1895 Komp Machine Works VS.. Louis
lana Sand & Gravel Co
1906 Pittsburg Steel Co VS.. Hatties-
burg Hardware Co.
1907 F. S. Mobiles VS.. Brookhaven
Lumber & Mfg. Co.
1903 Pittsburg Steel Co. vs.. Hatties-
burg Hardware Co.
1909 James c. Carley, by next friend,
vs.. \. o. & n. E. r. r. Co.
1910 Mrs. NJ. Galley ct al VS.. n. o. &
n. E. r. r. Co
1911 John c. Carley vs. n 0. & n.
E. r. Il. Co.
1912 r. c. Mckenzie VS.. J. P. Run
nels.
1913 J. Regenstein VS.. Mrs. E. B.
George
l514 Progress Lumber Co. VS.. The
Firm Lumber Co.
1915 Pool Supply Co. VS. S. B. Mar
tin, trading as Martin Printing
Co.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
CHURCH AND BENEVOLENT
SOCIETIES.

There will be called meeting of
Myra Chapter, No. 20, O. E. S., this
evening at : O'Clock, at Odd Fellows
Hall
- -.
The Y. w. C. A. of Fifth Avenue
Baptist church met Monday afternoon
with Misses Verna and Vera Oden. A
number of the members were present
and plans for the coming years work
were discussed. Hot Chocolate with
cake was served. Miss Clara Caperton
will be the next hostess.
Bible Study Glass of Fifth,
Avenue Church. &Sl
Monday afternoon the Bible Study
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21


1924 Nicely Bros. VS.. Tatum Lumoar
Co.
1924 j. E. Florv IS. Hat..as1u-s C.ca
Cola Bottling Works.
1926 J. D. Craft, by next friend,
Thomas craft VS.. Hawkins HaEI-
ware Co.
1927 Dan Brown ct al vs.. Miss. Cen
trail r. r. Co and City Of Hal
tiesburg.
l52S Alex Weston VS.. M.ss Central
r. R. Co ana City of I.a5lea-
burg
1929 Alien MoAorn VS.. 5.fsa. Central
R. r. Co. and City Of Hattios,
burg.
1890 National Bank Of Gem,
merce KS. II. 81. Perkins ct al
1881 Mathew Jones VS.. a.isr ce4.-aJ
r. r. Co.
1882 R. L. Beech VS.. can Sc sa.y Is
land r. Il Go.
1888 Essie White IS. Gulf L. stIp. Ia-t
land R. Il. 60.
1884 }. & 81. SoaWa4achar rs. roars
Bros Gre, 20.
1880 A J. Hatti-on rs. J. j Now
man Lbc Co .>.
1896 First-Nat;onal PAN, Of Coz.
merce VS. j. W Gray. V- r.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
Society and Personals
MRS. ANDREW MAC JONES Editor
Plans For The Holidays.

Plans For The Holidays.
The Christmas holiday season is
here AMI with it the usual round OF
gayeties. Each day during the past
week a large contingent of college
bows and girls arrived from various
schools and each day from now until
Christ mas will bring other happy
young folk home TO spend the festive
season.
The next ten days will be crowded
with teas. card parties and dances.
MOI only the college set will be enter
tanned but several parties will be Civ
len in honor of brides-elect.
Among the first is a miscellaneous
shower. at which Mrs. James S. Love
is entertaining this afternoon in com
pliment to Miss Ethel Catron.
Wednesday afternoon, Dec. 22rd,
Mrs. VI. A. HOLMAN viii compliment
Miss Katherine Selby with miscel-
laneous shower, entertaining at her
home on Second avenue, at 4 o'clock.
Thursday afternoon, Dec. 23rd. Miss
Annie Rose Mcleod, a bride of next
Wednesday, will he the honoree of
miscellaneous shower, with Mrs. w. 5.
F. Tatum as hostess. She will enter
tain at her home on Main street, her
guests to be the Sowania Club girls
and former Sowania girls.
The first dance to be looked forward
to by the college set, takes place Tues
day evening. Dec. 2Sth, when Mr.. and
Mrs. r. X. Smith will entertain in
honor of the two young daughters of
the house, Misses Emma and Helen
smith, who arrived this morning from
Rosemary College to spend the holi-
Nays.
Owing to a number Of affairs TO be !
{iven New Years Eve, the date for |
/ he dance the German Club will give, |
has been changed. The date and |
place will be announced in these col |
umns. /;
Wednesday morning at 1890 o'clock, !,
the wedding OF Miss Annie Rose Nc |
Leod and Mr.. Howard Gillian will he !
solemnized at the home of the bride |
elects parents. Mr.. and Mrs. John |
Angus Mcleod The same morning !
the marriage of Miss Clara Lucille Mil |
ner. daughter of Mr.. and Mrs Chris |
tian Arnold Miner and Mr.. Charles I.
r. Holell will take pace. 1t will be a
|uiet home wedding, the ceremony to |
|pccur at o'clock.
On New Years Eve there will be
humber of pretty events. The Wo
mans Cub will give their annual New !
Years reception at the home of the |
president, Mrs. W. S. F. fatum.
That same evening the Forrest Club
will give their annual New Years Eve |
dance at the club house, on Bay street.
The Wednesday Club is planning to
New Years Eve at the home
Of one of their members, Mrs. d. EN-
nett McInnis. complimentary to Mrs.
A. X. McInnis and Mrs. Stokes v Rob-
ertson who will soon leave Hatties-
burg TO make their home elsewhere.
The club will have as their guests the
Of the members.
Beside the above parties. several
lttle informal affairs are being
planned
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
HANDsBoRo, MISS, HOME BURNS

Mississippi City, Miss, Dec 21.-The
home Of Mrs l.. J. Ledger OF Hands
boro, Miss, Thursday was destroyed
saved. The loss was partially covered
by insurance.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21

To Henry J. Armstrong.

To Henry J. Armstrong
You are commanded 10 appear ce.
fore the Chancery Court Of the county
of Forrest, in said State, on the 2nd
Monday of March, A. D.. 1916. 10 de
fend the suit in said court of-2lrs. Lula
Armstrong, wherein you are defen-
dant.
This the 18th day OF Dec. I'd. ID,
1915. Herbert Gifts.
14-4tues CicrE
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
NOTE OF THANKS.

| wish to express my WarmeSt thanks
and appreciation TO the Fire Depart
ment and people of Hattiesburg for
their valuable assistance and kind
sympathy towards us in the recent de-
struction by fire of our residence.
Sincerely,
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
NOTICE.

Mr.. Geo. Robertson. who has been
representing us here has -gone to- i,iaf
Anyone that might have any Business.
to take up. with the company, can do
SO by calling at Room sos Garter
building from 8 to II a. M. Il.
J. M. Sayres, Dist .Agt., a..
15-Gt-c Lamar Life ms. sfo. :.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21

Your tire expense viii De cut In half
if you will use Lees Puncture-prOof
tires. $1,000 cash refund for every
puncture and your tire repaired free.
Hawkins Hardware Co.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
SEVEN CARLOADS or
CATTLE SHIPPED

Pinola, Miss, Dec. II. Seven car
loads of cattle have been shipped from
this place in the last few weeks.
The local cotton ginnery has closed
the seasons work, having ginned 2ss
bales as against 4S4 for 1914
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21

Glass of the w. VI. II. of Fifth Avenue
Baptist church met with Mrs. Butler
McClanahan, on West Pine street, with
Mrs. Richardson as leader. The at
tendance was good and the lesson
most interesting. The Union is plan
ming a Sacred Concert for Sunday eve
ming, in which number of the city's
best talent will take part.
First Presbyterian Ladies' Aid.
The last meeting for the year of the
Ladies Aid Society of the First Pres
byterian church was held Monday af-
ternoon at the church. There was a
good attendance and the members fin
ished up the business for the year.
The Aid has contributed $50 to the
Palmer's Orphanage. and the money
will be sent this week The next meet
ing will be held Monday, January 3rd,
at the church, when the election of Of
ficers will take place.
So:
Main ST. w. M. S.
The Woman's Missionary Society of
Main Street Methodist church met at
the church on Monday with a good at
tendance. The Scripture reading was
from Bird chapter of End Timothy. fol
lowed by hymn. 'Hark the Herald An
gels Sing After the devotional exer-
cises a program WAS given on THE
Religious Problem of the Adolescent
Boy and Girl"
A paper, 'Inasmuch as We did it
Not was read by Mrs. T. p. Crymes.
Lost. A Boy" also THE Religion of
the Adolescent Boy" was given by
Mrs. w. S. F. Tatum.
The Adolescent Girl and Religion"
by Mrs. E. l.. Robins, and Love-" the
Master Love- We're give nby Mrs. H.
Ogden. The meeting closed with pray
ar by Mrs. Fl. s. Stevens
The next meeting of this society will
be held on Monday. Jan. Ord.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
BUTTER AND EGGS.

Fresh Country Eggs, 80 cents dozen,
Brookfield Butter IS cents per pound.
Curry's Market, Mobile Street. .Cumb.
Phone 666, Home 30.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1915-12-21
DOCKET IS MADE PUBLIC
1892 Henry Myers ct al VS. Gulf &
Ship Island r. r. Co.

List of eases set for The fourth week
of the January Term, Circuit Court of
Forrest County:
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-09-17

and still q thousand miles from ths
Great White Way. Say, Mike. ut this
rate it'll take about 62s shows to get
US to Jersey City. Are you hep?"
Mike laughed. Its the old story.
my boy; we're . sad bunch OF plov.
boys on this old farm Of a world when
we haven't a laittle mazuma in the
vest pocket. I've got new bit of reel.
tation spiel l cooked up last nisht
when couldn't sleep. It's called
knock and the World Knocks With
You" and Ill put you Jerry to it right
now before 1t gets cold:
Knock. and the world knocks with you.
Boost and you boost alone!
When you roast good and loud
You will find that the crowd
Has q hammer as big as your ovni
Buy, and the gang IL with you:
,Reneg. and the games all on: -
For the lad with the thirst
Will see you first
II you don't proceed to coughl
Be rich and the push will praise Won.
Be poor and they'll pass the ice.
You're a warm young guy
When you start to buy
You're a slob when you lose the pricel
Be flush and your friends are many.
Go broke and they'll say ia, ia.
While your bank account burns
You Will get returns.
When it's out you will get the hal
Be gay and the mob win cheer Won.
They'll shout while your wealth en-
dures;
Show a fearful lamp
And you'll see them tramp
And it's back to the woods for yoursi
There's always q bunch to boost you
While at your money they glance.
But you'll find them all gone
On that cold gray dawn
When the fringe arrives on your pants!
You've got the game Of life sized
to a showdown" was the Juveniles
comment.
At this point Jabe. the Reub bar.
tender. pointed a freckled finger at
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-09-17
SEEING LIFE with
JOHN HENRY
RRHhW GeoqqeV Hobart
E1NxW9t9 John Henry and the Troupers
John Henry and the Troupers
WGeOlqeV..

dealing out the cards to lady from
Reading, Pa.
Her husband had been up in the all
with bum automobile, and when be
came down he was several sections
shy.
She was travelling for his health.
MY room is Immediately over the
kitchen" she informed Steb.
THE cook hasn't made a kick up to
now" Steb went back at her.
She started a get-back, but her in.
dignation choked her so she gave Steb
the Society sting with both eyes and
flounced out.
Steb bit the end of a penholder and
said the rest internally.
Just then couple Of troupers
trailed in.
They were with the Bandits Bride
Co." and the way had been long and
weary.
What have you got-double! :"
asked the villain of the piece.
Two dollars and up" said Steb.
Nothing better?" inquired Low
Comedy. He was making a crack, but
nobody caught him.
-Four dollars. with bath" Steb sug-
gested.
"Board?" asked the villain.
Nothing but the sleeps and q fresh
cake of SOAP" said Steb.
Ring down." Low Comedy put in.
why. we lived whole week In Pitts
burg for less than that"
you can turn the same trick here
II you carry your own cake and sleep
In the Park" said Steb.
What's the name of this mint?"
asked the villain.
Steb told him.
ITO the towpath!" said Barrett
Macready. We're outside the life
lines. We thought it was the Liver
wurst Hotel. where they throw things
at your appetite for 81 day. double.
To the left, wheel! Forward, march,"
l followed the two troupers out to
the dinky barroom. because it looked
about eight to one they'd pull q few
wheezes and I'd get q few CUFFS.
THE woods for ours! Isn't this q
bird Of place for q show to get
groaned the Low Comic, as
he gave the Reub bartender the high
sign. and the latter pushed forward
two glasses and q black bottle.
1t wouldn't have been 30 bad II the
show had gone to pieces in some burg
where the people have insomnia in the
daytime" the Juvenile growled. But
here. Mike. the men 60 to work in
their pajamas. and the town hasn't |
any street cars because the conduc-
tors bell sounds too much like an
alarm clock. and It might wake the |
Mayor"
Il tell you. Mike" the juvenile went |
On. I'm too delicate for this one-night |