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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
CAME TO a SUDDEN FINISH
Intervention of Cyclone Ended Phys
ioai Contest Between the "Ola
Mar and Sue

Never, never. shall l forget how
that ar cyclone swooped down on US. "
said the oldsman. IT was about three
o'clock in the afternoon and ne an
the old woman was hoein' corn down
thar By the river I was ahead Of
her about two hills an she hit me on
the heel with her hoe.
You did that on purpose to be
mean sez.I as turns about
Yer drafted heels ar too long by
a foot SEE she, as she bristles up to
ne.
Yer another yeIls I. as I drops
my hoe.
Take it back yeIIs she, as she
spits on her hands and squares of.
Never! Sue White, I'm gwine to
swipe the meanness out O. 20 or die
a-tryin'!
You can't waIlop nuthin', ole man
With that" he continued, we
clinched and that thar fout was sun
thin jist awful to see. The corn was
about knee high and I reckon we de-
stroyed half an acre of it as we
pranced about Bimeby I gin her a
twist and flop an she went sailin'
and jist then the cyclone busted in on
US from the river. The ole woman
was waitfn' to cum down SOS to tackle
me again. when thar was a biff-skit!
-skit!-and 1 never sot eyes on her
again"
WAS she blown away?" I queried
"Blowed away like a feather, sir,
while was flung down and got hold
of bush. That cyclone made sweep
over forty miles long and we never
found her mangIed remains, even.
Poor old Sue!"
1T must have surprised herr"
yes, I think it did. She had her
fingers all spread out to clutch my
ha'r as she cum down, an she was
sayin' as how he'd make a wreck o. me
when she lighted, and then thar cum
Whit! Whit! and she was gone. She
must have bin powerfully surprised,
but The Lords ways ar past fndfn'
out, an superb be ready in about
five minits. Chicago Daily News.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
LIGHTNING BEGINS on Time

A bolt of lightning, shooting through
an 18-inch stone wall at the home of
William Reese, near Valley Forge.
Pa, tore hole in the building as large
as a mans head, struck a GRANDPA
theirs clock in a room where the fam
lily was gathered and threw the glass
door Of the clock across the room,
SCATTERING 1t into a thousand pieces
over the head of the farmer, who was
lying on a couch.
The bolt, stunning his oldest daugh-
ter. rendering the younger daughter
deaf and shocking ali in the room, dis
charged itself through the lower por-
ton of the house, and a dog which lay
on the floor was killed.
The works Of the clock were dam
aged and the wood splintered.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
TREE is FOE OF MOSQUIT'
Professor Plants Eucalyptus, Whlc
He Believes Will Help to Rid
State of Two Pests.

Mosquitoes had better give Pennsy
vania a wide berth in the future,
Prof. Henry G. Walters eucalyptU
trees begin to flourish. Recently I'll
professor planted 800 seeds of thu
tree, which is a native of Australia. {
his plant research institute at Lam
horne, Bucks county. He says the
keep away mosquitoes and miasma
Professor Walters is not certai
that he can induce the tree to star
the Pennsylvania climate, but he
going to try. Unless they are treate
chemically, they succumb usually to
temperature below q degrees. Whe
they grow properly, they attain
height of 375 to 480 feet.
They have other values in additio
to being mosquito exterminators. TIL
oil has a fragrant perfume. From tn
eucalyptus rOstrata, or red gum, Pr
fessor Walters says a delicious beve
age is obtained by sleeping the bio
SONS in water.
The tree species planted at Lang
horne are the amygdalina, or pepper
mint gum; the rostrata. or red gum
and the globulus, or Tasmanian blu
gum.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
PROTECT LITTLE SONG BIRDS
Best Helper Farmer Can Have Is Host
of Feathered ongsters-Devour
Many Weed Seeds.

Birds are the chief protectors of
our trees. Who ever heard of cod
ling moth and San Jose and other
scales when the orchards were full of
birds? Now that these feathered help
ers have been driven out of wood and
field, man is compelled to resort to
all sorts of vexatious and difficult
struggles against the enemy of fruit
and tree.
The birds are the very best de-
stroyers of weeds. Native sparrows,
finches, grosbeaks, redpoIls, long
spurs, catbirds, mourning doves and
similar birds feed hungrily upon the
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
FEEDING THE TURKEY POULTS
Nothing but Water and Sand Should
Be Given Young Fowls Until
They Are One Day Old.

Turkey poults require no food until
a day or two old, as nature has pro.
vided for them, but water and sand
should be placed within reach The
food should not be of a slopp, kind,
as that leads to bowel trouble.
Curds or dutch cheese is liked by
them and they thrive on 1t. Stale
bread, moistened and squeezed dry, ia
good. Onion tops and dandelion leaves
minced fine should be fed each day
while In confinement. Corn bread
is the best food when two weeks old,
and later cracked corn or wheat
should be provided.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
SELECTION OF LAYERS
Professor Kent Gives Rules Fol-
lowed at Cornell.
Examination of Ear Lobe Is Consid-
cred to Be Almost InfaIiible-VeI-
Vety Texture of Hens Comb
Is Also Good.

The expert eye can readily detect
laying hens among a flock of nonlay
ers. Professor Kent gives the follow
ing rules observed at Cornell, some OF
which we're worked out some years
ago by the Connecticut experiment
station:
YellowIegged birds quickly lay of
the color in their shanks when they
are laying. A hen which is laying
heavily almost loses the yellow color
out Of her shanks. After melting the
yellow color returns quickly.
Examination OF the ear lobe is con
sidered to be almost infallible. a
chalky white ear lobe indicates a bird
is laying heavily, whereas a cream-col
ored one shows the bird is laying mod
erately, has just started or has just
stopped. A milk-colored ear lobe
shows the hen has laid slightly or has
stopped laying. A very yellow or dark
ear lobe indicates the hen has not laid
at all.
1t is to be remembered that an ex,
tremely white ear lobe also may mean
very low vitality.
The more velvety the texture of the
comb of hen is the better is her
health, and it is almost a certain sign
she is laying heavily.
Out Of 40 hens under observation at
Cornell, six with chalky white ear
lobes showed that they had laid %
eggs that week, 16 eggs the previous
week and nine the week before that.
Of six other hens with creamy ear
lobes, four laid Is eggs that week and
three laid II the week before and
three more laid nine eggs the prior
week.
Seven hens with yellow ear Iobes
were examined and only one of them
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
TOO MUCH ACTIVITY.

Frederick ". Steckman, noted in
Washington for his quick wit and droll
manner, was demonstrating with a
friend for oyerdrawing a bank &C.
count
A man like you" he said, ought
not TO have a bank account. You
ought to pay as you go. 1t is not
square to the bank"
"Oh," said the friend, banks like
small and active accounts. Any
banker will tell you that he prefers
an active account"
Yes said Steckman. but they
don't want EN- to have st. Vitus'
dance '-Exchange
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

so poorly that my folks thought "
going into consumption One day
found q piece of paper blowing aroul
the yard and I picked it up and read j
1t said Saved from the Grave al
told what Lydia E. Pinkham' Veget
bic Compound has done for women.
showed it to my husband and he sal
why don't you try it?' So did, al
after l had taken two bottles | fe
better and l said to my husband, 4 don
need any more, and he said You ha
better take it little longer anyway
Sc l took it for three months and e,
we'll and strong. - Mrs. ALoNZO I
BAKER, 9 Tecumseh St, Adrian, Mic
Not Well Enough to Work.
In these words is hidden the TRACED
of many woman, housekeeper or wae
Garner who supports herself and is ofte
helping to support a family, on mesgr
wages. Whether in house, Office, fac
tory, shop, store or kitchen, woma
should remember that there is one trie
and true remedy for the ills to which a
women are prone, and that is Lydia Z
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound ]
promotes that vigor which makes wor
easy. The Lydia E. Pinkham Medicin
Co., Lynn, Mass.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

jumped
explorations
seiz and
struggled the street
ptcnickers gathered
somebody a
awoke with
threw
brick
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Panama and suez Canals

The idea of the Panama canal is
almost as old as the knowledge of
the isthmus. Balboa is said to have
suggested the big ditch after discoy-
ering the Pacific from the big hill
about midway on the canal route. The
Suez canal is said to have been dug
originally by the Phoenicians, but at
ter their commercial age passed it
was filed up by the drifting sands.
It was, of course, only a tiny water
way adapted to the cared gaIeons of
that time
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Chief Object of Travel.

81 have always wanted to go around
the world"
''Why don't you go now, grandpa?"
''Why, I am eighty-ive' years old"
"But you are hale and hearty"
True. I am able to stand the trip.
But couldn't hope to live long enough
to get my fill of talking about it."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
SUMMER TROUBLES OF SHEEP
WarFn Season Worries Flockmester
and Discourages inexperienced
Farmer-Grubs Are Nuisance.

This is the season which troubles
the fiockmaster and discourages the
inexperienced farmer.
Grubs in the head OF sheep produce
great Inflammation. difficult breath
ing, sneezing, nasal discharges, in
fact drives the sheep almost crazy;
the animals fall off in weight and oc-
casionally one dies.
During the warm season the fly
lays its eggs on the edge of the
Sleeps nostrils and the larvae, NOV
ing up through the nasal cavities to
the organs above, produce indamma-
ton and sometimes death.
After the larvae has become fully
developed it Ioosens its hold and falls
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

fall weed seeds at time when the
crops have been gathered and then
can do no harm to it.
The best helper a farmer can have
is a host Of birds. But instead Of
recognizing these efficient helpers. 50
generously provided by nature, we
wantonly slay them by the hundreds
for fun.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

SHOiSS DunCn OF spring LAMPS.
to the ground and passes into the
pupa stage and later becomes a full
grown Ey. This fly then deposits
its eggs just as the parent did, and
this process is repeated until the pest
is multiplied millions of times.
If the Sleeps noses are rubbed with
tar the parasite will give little or
no trouble. Some fiOckmasters pro-
vide very narrow troufhs at the bot
tom, smearing the sides of the trough
with tar so that the sheep in seek
ing the troughs will anoint them
selves.
If the sheep are provided with
darkened sheds in which to lie during
the heat of the day they will suffer
very little annoyance.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Explaining Combustion.

When you blow upon glowing en-.
bers you increase the supply of oxy.
gen and this burns into fame. The
same would be true of blowing upon
flame were it not for the wind dis.
persing the gaseous particles of the
fuel, so that those which are burning
are unable to impart their heat to
those yet unburned. Therefore. as soon
as these are burned out. which is al
most instantaneously, combustion is
discontinued and the fame disap
pears
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15


the 1000 hills would
equivalent oil s3 1 gaon $500
of stalk producing 600 gallons of alcohol leaving
determined"
s prolific
coddng therefore value
utilize places growing sunfowers
ordinary sunfowers surely there
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Alueria's Population.

Algeria has total population Of be-
tween 100000 and 100000, of whom
only a little more than 100000 are of
European origin. The French have
not found it expedient during this war
to insist upon compulsory military
sgvfce on the part of the native Mo-
hammedan population.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

Morris Sperekas, owner
T. Saturday night, but he arose ear
trade. In the afternoon he sat near
bright sun above his head and was
soon lost in day dreams Of his native
village on the Aegean sea.
Across the street in Jackson park
were three hungry squirrels. They
evinced much interest in the peanuts
owned by Sperekas.
When they saw the proprietor
droop his head and heard strange
noises issue from his nose. they were
convinced that an excellent Sunday
dinner awaited them.
One, more daring than his COM
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Douhtful.

"Of course I don't wish to put any
obstacles in the way of your getting
married. a mistress said to her serv-
ant, but I wish it were possible for
you to postpone it until 1 get another
maid"
Well, mum" Mary Ann replied, 4
'ardly think I know i'm well enough
to arsk i'm to put it off''-London
Standard.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
A Timely Question.

Love me and the world is mine,"
said the imprisoned youth.
DO be sensible, Henry" replied
the practical girl. 81 care not for the
world Tell me whether or not there
is any permanency attached to your
Job"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Cause and Effect.

Stage Manager-What's the cause
of the commOtion?
Serio Comic-You know that Jug
gler who catches things on a fork in
his mouth2
Certainly"
We'll. someone just threw him an
egg.'-Youngstown Telegram.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

Would you marry me for my
money!"
Sure; I love you so much that I'd
marry you, even if it was tainted"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Make Honey Anywhere.

There are few places in the country
where one or more colonies Of bees
cannot make honey. It is true that
the natural Surroundings may be IN
favorable to the bees, but one who
has no experience is often aston
ished at the distance bees will go in
search of nectar of the flowers.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Sure ENOUGH.

Mrs. Bacon-This paper says that
according to an Italian physician love
causes an intoxication of the nervous
centers, producing a disease that, if
not cured, may lead to neurasthenia
and even insanity. Do you think that
is so, John?
Mr.. Bacon (busy with the kid)-Oh,
how should I know!
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

Pie for breakfast? No, thanks!
Last Sunday morning I finished my
breakfast with a piece of pie and
was sorry"
why SOP"
i had terrible dreams in church"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Bad Practices With Colts.

There is danger during hot days in
allowing the young foal to travel long
distances. Bad practice also to leave
the foal at homo and keep the mare
four or five hours away from it be-
cause she is apt to work herself into
fever and sometimes this condition
kills when the colt suckles.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
His Views

Why 90 they call EN- fountain
pens? I should say reservoir pen
would be the better name A reser-
voir contains liquids; a fountain
throws EN- around"
q think fountain pen is the proper
name" said the party of the second
part.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Chicago Park Squirrels "PinCh" Greeks Peanuts

of confectionery stand, worked late
.y Sunday to catch the Jackson park
his peanut stand He blinked at the
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

But don't be silly" said the sweet
young thing; she couldn't talk while
you were kissing her"
ooh, yes, she could" said the man.
But didn't you kiss her on the
mouth?"
Certainly; but she talked through
her nose"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
a Matrimonial MVsterv

you say they got married and have
Owed happily ever since?"
That's what I said"
But how do you account for that?"
81 don't account for it. Even their
Gost intimate friends can't account
FOR it"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Knew Where to Sim

THE Chinese invented gunpowder, 1
believe"
Yes, replied the eminent oriental.
We invented gunpowder, but we drew
the line at the gunman."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Had His Linnits.

First Boy-My fathers been ever
where.
Second Boy-Has he been t
heaven?
First Boy-Well no. But he's bee
to every place Of more than 5000 poI
ulation.-Life.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

tern, a beautiful piece Of goods, AT
hand embroidered and handsomely
decorated. With the pattern was a
design for the dress, showing exactly
how it would look when completed
and how it should be put together.
1t certainly was beautiful, 1t was
exclusive and such a bargain! The
young woman promised not to sell
another to any woman In the city
Could any woman resist a combtna-
ton like that? Can a duck stay away
from the water? But why ask foolish
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Upside Down.

Patience see Paris has a theater
with reversible floor, one side being
intended for dancing and the other for
carrying the seats.
Patrice-For goodness sake, what
positions must couple assume if they
sit out a dance?
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

Seven hens with yellow ear Iobes
-ere examined and only one of them
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Well Understood.

The Man-Of course, you under
stand, dear, that our engagement must
be kept secret?
The Woman-Oh, yes, dear! I tell
everybody that-New York American.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
EXCEEDING the Limit.

so you don't think much of his
new machine?"
mo, he says it went faster on trial
trips than the rate sworn to by the
constable who arrested him"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

number OF seeds one sunHOWeT pre-
duced, and it started him thinking.
He discovered that sunfower seeds
were valuable, and he offered to fur
nish seed, as long as the supply
lasted, to whoever wanted to plant
them. He has received SO letters in
curing about the raising of sundow-
ers, ranging from Malone on the north
to Jacksonville, Fla, on the south,
east to the Hudson river and west to
Montana
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

will hearing
the capitalist interest
Th Safety organized and is maintained o the
accidents enng of occupatona diseases
and
have been
Safety THESE
\
Of Safety is coercive
machines must be
protected through its jury to place on view
the
indusaIis in the
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Servino Notice

Sir, I have called to tell you that
I cannot live without your daughter."
That's all right, and I am glad to
tell you that if you marry her you
will have to live without her father
Get that
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

got so weak ina
could hardly do
work. Wher
washed my dishe
had to sit down E
when / would sw,
the floor I would /,
so weak that | wol
have to get a DIR
every few minut
and before | did
busting Iwould na
- L.. i
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Strict, All Riuht,

Il understand the Blanks are strict
vegetarians."
"Strfct! I should say they are.
Why, they won't even let their chill,
dren eat animal crackers"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Sorry for Him

BilI-Why does the audience look
SO sad?
JiIl-Why, that fellow on the stage
is trying to make them laugh.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Too Many Adiectives,

Congratulations, old boy.
hear you are the proud and happy
father of twins.
Wedderly-WeIl, part of your state
ment is correct. I'm the father OF
twins, all right.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
EXnlodeh.

TITS the things we haven't got that
make US unhappy" remarked the par.
lor philosopher.
How about the toothache?" sug,
gested the mere man.-Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
The WAY of It.

"Jaggs always knows just what
would save the country. He takes in
every point"
"And what does his wife do?"
ooh, she takes in washing"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
A Dead One.

Eyes" said the young lady, 81 spent
the entire evening telling him that he
had a terrible reputation for kissing
girls against their will"
And what did ne do?"
He sat there like a boob and de-
MED it."-Kansas City Journal.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Fittird Place,

How long shall We make our new
club garage?"
Listen, all of you. The question
Of feet is now on the carpet"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Decorated Mentality.

Your mind seems very much
rufHed," said the observing friend.
mo wonder" replied the irritable
man. my wife talks to me for hours
about the new fashions"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Misery Loves Company

She CATER the boat was capsized)-
Well, anyway, there's two of US in the
water.
He-Yes, we're both in the same
boat.-Philadelphi Ledger.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
The Drawback.

THAT fellow you've got to coach
you has anything but an imposing ap-
pearance. He has very poor car
riage."
But then he's nothing but a hack"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Misunderstood,

Hubby, if I asked you for a check
for a hundred dollars, what would
you do?"
I'D give you assent"
ooh, you mean old thing"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Much Morse

Here's a woman wants a divorce
because her husband painted her red. .
How foolishly particular some
women are! 1t would have been worse
if it had been the town"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Coed Tomato TreIlis,

Chicken wire makes a good trellis
for tomatoes. A single stake will do,
or barrel-hoop supported about two
feed from the ground is good.