The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1915-03-05
GOOD J0LTS FROM
BILLY SUNDAY

You don't live your life alone.
Are you nursing habit to day!
Whiskey is many mans God.
1t doesn't pay to butt against God.
Sin begins in SO called innocent
Irritation. ~f3s9 @t'
What we need is to have personal
interviews with Jesus.
Praying is alright, but some have
to cook SO you can eat.
Decollete attire is when you wear
your collar around your waist.
I'll rip that dance business from
hell to breakfast and back again.
Nothing shows a town SO rottor
as its disrespect for the Sabbath
day.
A lot of people never hear about
the preacher until they get into trou-
BILE.
never saw revival begin any
other way than to have lot Of
knockers.
There is many fellow who has
no use for his mother until he gets
into trouble.
Goddess, whiskey, wine, cham
pagne drinking, card-playing, Sab
bath-breaking society,""
God has put the red flag of warm
ing out, and we are running past it
like stampeded cattle.
Lots of girls hold Themselves too
cheaply because they are scared
they will become old maids.
l will bet my life against slug
ged cent that there is many man
here bound to chains of vice.
In this country they are making
money by the buckets full, but
we are going to hell by carload lots.
! A church lottery is theft. You
are thief if you pay to it, and the
church that takes your money is
thief
That's the trouble today. You
never have any personal expert
ences. You're getting your religion
second handed.
Go down and meet Jesus, and then
you won't have to talk yoursellf
black in the face to get that old
whiskey-soaked husband to come to
him.
Oh, I'd like to have been with
Jesus and helped Him.
But l couldn't and Pm fighting
the same dirty bunch now.
I'm called to preach, Rody to
) sing, ,Ackley to play the piano, the
choir to sing,you to do personal
work. What will Jesus do? He will
; save.
If your mother would have taken
little more care of herself instead
of wasting it on you, she'd be just
as attractive as you are, you little,
( frizzle headed sissy.
5 You can have your pick, but I
: speak for Martha. So the churches
have lot of Marthas and lot of
Marys-merely bench warmers.
r Hurrah for Martha!
If you want to get hill Of corn,
you have to plant it and work just
e as hard for it as an infidel would.
S The Lord doesn't let any one lie
down on the job.
: The highwayman is not more a
thief than the monopolist who will
< get control of a nations fuel or some
t other supply and then make the
poor man pay the price.
o | believe in seminaries, good lit
n erary societies, organizations.
n church machinery, preachers and E.
vangelists, but God will never come
It through organizations.
d There is no shorter quicker road
: to hell than the one by way of lust.
is The employer who takes advan.
tage of the workingman and doesn't
pay him higher wages is thief.
= That's the reason God isn't show.
l. ing his power any more today with
= half the churches playing cards anC
,e gadding off to card parties and
cheap skate shows. The churches
are not in one accord in one place.
i, There are women here who have
~ ~ lived for nothing but to make theil
ie body a fashionable frame upor
y y which to hang fashionable gar
W y, ments, and digestive apparatu!
10 10 with which to gourmandize upon al
y the viands that a rich husband cal
, give them.
ns The split log drag has contr,but
le ed more toward the economic main
re tenance of public highways than an!
it implement of modern usage. L
lie does not require special acts of tn,
-, legislature, bond issues nor expensiv,