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The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

The 0uinlns Inst Does Not Affect he Had
hrc1nfr ~ iis tonic snf isssfirr fasft LANAs
riNH HEoNo QrfNfNE BE- better thsn ordinary
Quiuiuc aud tast uot C.usF NERVOUSNESS n1f
ringing in bead Rene uNff ~ fuii maine an1
look iof thc aiguaiufr q n w. GHoNH IS.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

A burning balloon aligh;ing on the
top OF the Turner Hudnut elevator at
Chillicothe. Ill. set hre to the struc
ture, ensuing a loss OF $4,000.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Rockyford cantaloupes 3 for
25c.-Ezell & Son.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Billy Carson. the noted automobile
driver. died Of injuries suffered In the
race ~ the Speedway In Tacoma
Wash.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

twenty-five thousand advocates q
Temperance gathered 81 Atlantic City,
NJ J., July for war councils In tho
campaign against the LIQUOR traffic In
the United Stfaes-
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

The funeral OF Gen Pornrio Diaz.
former president Of Mexico, who died
In Paris Friday night was held July
s AZ IL o'clock st the Catholic church
Ct 81 Honors d'Eylau.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

An explosion destroyed an illumin.
aiing rocket factory At Harssillss.
France. where 100 psrsonj were en-
ploysd
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Eight men were killed and eight
more seriously wounded on board the
British steamer Anglo Californian
when II was shelled Oh the coast Of
ireland By . German submarine.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

John 4 Redmond. leader Of the
Irish Nationalist party. speaking At
Dublin. said that up to June IL. 1907
TAI Irsshmen from Ireland had Joined
the army.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Three accomplioes Of Lieut. Col.
Miassoyedon. an interpreter on the
stan Of the Russian tenth army. who
some time ago was hanged as a spy.
have beon convicted after a trial by
court martial and hanged.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

~ court decision the Bachs- penman
Coal Syndicate Of ii companies lost
ia Y. $4,000 suit against union miners
TOT destruction Of property in Prairie
crek mine riots.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

rfty persons In q light tower, 90
fsss high In Exposition park, Rock
lsland. Ill, fell to the ground whsn IL
collapsed. but only seven we're In,
tursd. mono fatally.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

The Illinois state utilities commits
sion entered an order authorizing the
Chicago. Burlington q Quincy Rail-
way Co to Issue ilB.s5o. 900 Of 4 Per
cent reimburEing bonds.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Ths White Star liner Adriatic has
taken the route around the north OF
Ireland and shipping agents expect
her 10 dock at Greenock instead Of
IIyarpool.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Ths use Of moving pictures to stim-
sisss interest in Sunday night services
wa authorized by the board Of the
Grace Methodist church. Elgin. III.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

The Turkish authorities at constan-
ttnopie announce that the death Of
Col Leipsig. military aitache OF the
osrman embassy at Constantinople. 10
attributed 70 suicide.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Whsn q severe electric storm passed
over Rich Hal. No, leila Watson, the
lt-year-old daughter OF Mr.. and Mira
William Watson. was killed by light.
ming when working In the kitchen At
her homo.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

a German zeppelin exploded while
leaving it, shed In Brussels and was
destroyed.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Curtis big powder mills at Hounds
low. Middlesex, virtually we're destroy
Cd by a series Of explosions
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Frederick Underwood. president Of
the Erie railroad. in an interview. de-
clarsd that he favored q onecentper
mile passenger rate. but that no hoped
for 9 20 per cent increase In freight
rates.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Frank Holt. the man who shot J. p.
Morgan, was an instructor In the Ger.
man department Of the Cornell uniysr.
sity II Ithaca. and was q noted lin,
guist.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

The Jersey City Zinc company eilsd
= certificate with the secretary OF
state a New Jersey increasing its az
thorissd capital stock from $4,000. 900
10 81. oo0.0o0.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Hero stun. bravery and courage are
all . matter Of how much Of a certain
kind Of secretion you have in your
sdrsnal glands. says Or. De witts VII
cor OF Boston.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Sin million dollars toward the con-
struction Of q apid transit system
was appropriated at q ssssion Of Phil.
adelphia city council.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

J. c. Harris was shot snd killed by
his wife's father. Homer Wilson. Of
Greenwood. Miss.. after Harris had
chased him four miles while Wilson
kept Harris lS.year-old wife between
him and her husband az a shield.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15
SNORT ITEMS FOR BUSY MEN
"ssrs Ns~s CONVERSATIONS Re.
viewed Without commsnt-Aii
Nations Find semswhas 10
Edify and Instruct.

1nsrs are 1913 oasss Of psllagra un-
esr observation In ArkansAA accord.
ing TO Dr. c. W. Garrison. state health
offioef.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

The Wilson liner Guide was torpo-
doed and sunk on the north coast %
Scotland.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Gov. Dunno commuted TO life impris.
onment the death sentence Of NicOli
Gayrilovitoh. TO hang at Edwardsyille
July 10.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

An exact reproduction OF four-inch
navy rife was exhibited In Secretary
Daniels Office. II is one Of the trophies
TO be offered BY the navy department
70 naval militia divisions for skll In
gunnery.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Fire damaged q submarine under
construction at the yard OF the Fore
River Ship Building Corporation At
Quincy. Mass.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

His wedding day set for next week.
Charles Brehmer, q prosperous young
farmer. shot and killed Ida Camp. his
fianeee. at the girls home. He then
killed himself.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Informations we're filed against
three saloon keepers at Danville, H..
charging them with operating with.
out licenses.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Turkish losses to date at the Oar.
danslles are estimated by the allies at
10000 In killed. wounded and cap
4ursd. according to dispatch received
from Mltyiene.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Sir Cecil Spring Rice has called the
attention OF the state department TO
. German paper published In New
York pointing out that II forecast the
sinking Of the LusitAnia
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

The nrst steps have been taken in
Chicago to raise the funds OF $4,000
and 100000 promised for the enter
tainment OF the Democratic and Re
publican national conventions next
year.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

The Belgians have suddenly adopted
the practice OF wearing sprays OF ivy
as an expression Of loyalty TO Bel.
GUM and the allies.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

A. j. Waller Of Kansas City. 23years
old. ls dead a. the result Of being
struck on the head by = pitched ball.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Six thousand war prisoners held al
Trent. Austria. have been released
and are nos on their way to Italy. via
Switzerland. Austria 10 unable to feed
them.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

William J. Bryan. former secretary
OF state. has declared himself in favor
OF woman suffrage. and told an audi.
ence OF women that. he had not
espoused their cause sooner because
he had been busy with other matterA
A cherry pie for every man. woman
and child who went 10 Monganola.
Colo. was the big feature OF Cherry
Pie Day" an annual institution in
that neck OF the woods.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

The Austrians have assumed the Of.
fensiye against the servians all along
the Danube river front.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

Officers o. the Detroit United Rail.
way have agreed TO sell the lines to
the city. The terms Of sale arc to be
fixed by the eircdit court.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1915-07-15

The Russian government has award
ed a contract for $4,000. 600 worth Of
powder to the Pupont Powder com.
pany. offering a bonus for early com
pletion OF the order.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-11
AN OLD RECIPE
TO DARKEN HAIR
Common Garden Sage and Sulphur
Makes Streaked. Faded or Gray
Hair DARK and Glossy at Once.

Almost every one knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur. properly com
pounded. brings back the natural
color and luster TO the hair when
faded. streaked or gray: also ends
dandruff. itching scalp and stops
falling hair. Years ago the only
way TO get this mixture was 10
make IL at home. which is mussy
and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and
sulphur Compound" You will get
a large bottle for about 80 cents. Ey.
erybody uses this old. famous rect.
pc. because no one can possibly tell
that you darkened your hair. az #
does II 80 naturally and evenly.
You dampen a sponge or soft brush
with II and draw this through your
hair. taking one small strand az a
time: by morning the gray hair dis
appears. and after another appllca-
ton or tao. your hair becomes
beautifully dark. thick and glossy
and you look years younger.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-11
An Old, Family Cough
Remedy, Homemade
Easily Frepar~d--to-t. Very little.
Hut .. Prompt. sure and
Effective.

ny making this pin, Of oid-,lme cough
"a compared with the ready made Kind
but you viii also have much more
prompt and positive remedy In every way.
II overcomes the usual coughs throat and
chest colds In - hours relieves even
vhooping cough quickly ana f. excelient.
too for bronchitis. bronchial asthma
hoarsone1 and spnsmodic Group.
oct from any drug store ~ ounce. OF
piner $50 cents WORTH. pour n into a
pint bottle and I'M tho bottle with plain
granulated sugar syrup Fun directions
with Piner Keeps perfectly and tastes
good.
You can feel this take hold Or a cough
or cold In n way that means business II
quickly loosens tho dry. hoarse or painful
cough and heals the inflamed membran
Il also has a remarkable effect In over
stopping the formation Of phlegm in the
throat and bronchial tubes.
THE effect ~ Pine on tho membrane.
4. known by almost every one. Pines is n
most valuable concentrated compound Of
genuine Norway pine extract combined
with guaiacol and other natural healing
pine elements
There arc many worthless limitations OF
this famous mixture. To avoid diaap-
pointment. ask your druggist for "2 4
ounces ~ PineN," and do not accept any
thing else.
A guarantee Of absolute satisfaction. or
money promptly refunded. goes with this
preparation. The PlneN Co. TT Wayne
Ind.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-11
4%S1li'b$$s%s
WWMlF!E'
THE INEVITABLE TRIANGLE
Copyright, 1918, by the Newspaper
Enterprise Assoc ation.)

"oh. Margie. IT'S the most won.
derful world and I'm the greatest
girl alive in il" Mollie burst into
my room looking radiant.
And what do you think. little
book? Here was who had gotten
the very thing | had been wishing
for all my life lying there envying
her.
II was not that Mollie was as
busy as could be that was making
her so ecstatically happy but the
first dawning OF love in her heart
was coloring her days rose and
gold.
Did you see the paper this
morning. she inquired. MIR.
liatton himself wrote the leading
editorial Pat privately told me he
did not think Chadwick could write
such strong English. and when /
flared up and told him that Mr..
Iiatton could probably write any
kind OF English he pleased. that
Just because a man had tempera.
ment was no reason why he could
not deal n sledge-hammer blow
with his mind or with his fist. Pat
looked Mt me very queerly. Margle.
and said: Miss Mollle, no one. not
even you, can tell me any of Chad's
good qualities that don't know.
I'd give my life TO make him hap
pier but | am awfully afraid that
happiness is now as ever just lie.
yond his reach.
What do you suppose he meant.
Margie? Truly. Mr. Hatton has
seemed happier since this school
fight is on and he has also gone
with Pat and me often when we
have gone out to luncheon.
II make them 30 TO the cafe.
teria for insist upon paying FOR
my own luncheon and tell them
that grand lunch is beyond my
pocketbook and besides il would
spoil my complexion.
That would be perfectly tor
rible.' said Pat, for no matter how
wonderfully brilliant might be
your clever paragraphs, II the bril-
liancy OF your complexion is turned
you are liable TO lose your job
You know we keep you partly TO
ornament the stutfy old office
Don't kid Miss Mollie. Pat.
said Mr.. Chadwick, as colored
with Indignation. expect I'll have
to show that Irishman where he
gets off at even II he is partly my
boss and wholly my very good
friend"
"Mollie, ! think he really loves
you and viii ask you to marry
him"
Not as long az I can keep him
from IT," said Mollie. calmly. The
combination is ideal. At present
| have the charm OF Mr. Hatton s
fascinating II always serious com
partnership augmented by Pats
breezy attentions which tell me
he In she best pal a woman ever
had"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-11
clEmmEa HAS NEW slLL

The Fairy and the Wall" based
on the outbreak OF tho present En.
ropean war. and featuring Mary
Miles Mlnter. OF The Litilest
Rebel fame. and Percy Hoiton. the
boy in Peter Grim" In today's new
feature at the Clemmer. running IN
Ill Saturday night
Mai Drayton OF the British army
receives n telegram which necessi.
thtes his return 10 London As he
will be gone but few weeks. bis
lawyer suggests that he leave Viola
In his care
Viola is not happy In lawyer New
insons household. and Il therefore
dismayed when. az the outbreak Of
the war abroad. her father writes
that he has been ordered 10 the
front. The news OF Mai Drayton's
death causes the Sevinsous' atii.
tude 10 change A sum OF money
intrusted 10 Nevinson for Viola
care has been lost by him in spec.
ulation. and Violas adventures
start II Is a story with big APP
peal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-11
S. {. LOBBYIST
HAS SOLONS
WELL IN HAND

OLYMPIA. March 1.-THE work
ings of the Legislature were illus
tratcd when both houses passed
the bill which inyalidatea the oper
atlng OF the municipal Lake Burien
ear line. part OF which Is outside
the boundaries OF Seattle.
This bill lay around In committee
week after week. and there seemed
TO Doe no prospect OF its passage.
Finally It's hackers went 10 Nor
wood Brockett. chief lobbyist for
the Seattle traction interests, and
asked his aid In redrafting II. lie
did 30. and II was changed 40 It new.
or could apply 10 any other line but
that one. and so that line never
could be extended lirocketts OBJ
Jectiona were then removed.
From that time on the bill had
clear sailing
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-11
Assert Liner Minnesota
Must Quit Pacific Trips
Owners Declare Seamen's Bill viii Put Big Vessel Out
Of Business

Chinese crew The bin requires
that all vessels flying the Ameri-
can flag which have Chinese crews
substitute men OF any nationality
who speak English.
EngllSh.speaking crews will have
10 be paid union seamen's wages.
which viii greatly increase the OPP
Grating expenses OF the vessel.
r. y. Scherwin. general man.
ngcr OF the Pacific Mail Steamship
Co. operating out OF San Francisco.
declares his concern will have to
quit business. as the seamcn's bill
Will increase its annual payroll on
it's fleet of seven vessels from
s345.b3t TO sa49. 1902.
The Law simply means that the
American companies must sur
render all trans Pacific trade TO the
japanese. who are not hampered by
its provisions" said Scherwin.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-11
Now EVERYONE
Can Have an
Edison
NEW DIAMOND POINT
Instrument and an Assert
ment Of Records Offered to
the Readers Of The Star on
the Easiest Kind of Terms.
NEW DIAMOND POINT

Since the first announcement OF
the selling plan OF the Thomas A,
Edison Diamond Point Phonograph
now being specialized by the Edison
Talking Machine Company. tho In
qulries have been more than graft
Tying
Every family who likes music.
and there are but few exceptions,
may take advantage OF this offer.
u consists Of the Edison Diamond
poIat lIornless monograph. the re-
producer being set with genuine
diamond; the noted inventor spend.
Ing many years in perfecting this
vital part OF the instrument. with
the result that Edison's phonograph
now reproduces every tone with
absolute fidelity aud all It's original
brilliancy and clearness
With the instrument the pur.
chaser has choice from the great
musical library OF dozen blue
amberola records which play for
four minutes
The Photograph and the records
are sent to your home with small
payment down and only 81 a week
pays for 1.-THE price complete f.
$50.
The instrument II being demon
stratod daily. and all who are inter
estcd are invited TO call at the
Eilers Talking Machine Company.
Mt the corner OF Third and Univer-
Fity. whore they may hear as many
different selections as they care to
listen to.
Here's n chance 10 give your
family lot OF real pleasure and
amusement for very small invest.
ment with plenty OF time to pay.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-11
nv ]. w. T. MASON
United Press War Expert

NEW YORK. March 1.-THE hes.
ltatiun OF neutral nations which
are being urged 90 enter the war
is sure indication OF the differ.
fcrences OF opinion among neutral
statesman concerning the outcome
OF the conflict
The most puzEling question for
them-and they are anxious 10
pick a winner IN advances
whether the war will end IN "a
draw.
The possibilities. too. Of "a sec
ond war growing out OF an incon-
elusive peace are not remote, "
militarism Is oyerts rown, Il may
prepare for another struggle on n
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-11
AMENDMENT
Tackled ONTO
PENSION BILL

OLYMPIA. March 1i.--Al.
though he did not succeed In
every respect. Representative
W. D. Lane OF kina county sue
eeedod yesterday afternoon In
adding one progressive amend
ment TO the mothers pension
bill.
This provides that a mother
who 10 abandoned by her hus-
band may be aided. az we'll as
woman whose husband is
dead or totally disabled.
The object OF this bin IL not "a
pension the mother" said Lane. 1T
is 20 keep the children OF the WON.
an under her care. Our theory IN
that the child would be a state
or county charge somewhere or an.
other whether In It's mothers
house or Ia public institution.
The bill is drawn with the idea
that IL is better by far for the child
10 be at home. This being the
case. II makes no difference wheth.
er the child's father IL dead or has
left the mother-it needs aid"
lie attempted 10 obtain an
which would permi,
mothers TO take advantage of the
act who had been In the state one
year. instead OF three as the bill
provides. This was lost
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-11

"Oh. Mollie. I'd hate TO have you
break up the wonderful love that
exists between those two men.
frankly, don't think you. even as
dear and sweet as you are. are
worth it
why do you think that will?"
We'll. from what you have told
me and from what ! have seen
think they are both In love with
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-11

Tho Minnesota. mammoth steam.
ship OF the Great Northern Co. op.
Grating between the Orient and
Seattle. and the granddaddy OF all
steamships on the Pacific flying the
American flag. may be forced TO
quit business when tho new sea
mems bill. Just passed by congress.
goes into effect.
The Minnesota II manned by a
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-11
This War May Not Stamp
Out Militarism, He Says
British Expert Sees Lots of Trouble in Sight Even
After Peace Is Declared

more scientific scale. and smaller
powers. hostile 10 militarlam. may
be ultimately sacrificed
spencer Wilkinson. whose bril-.
liant articles In the South African
and ltnssO-Iapancse wars caused
him TO be appointed professor bf
military history AZ oxford. does
not believe this war viii stamp out
mllltarism
lie says the German navy must
be destroyed. but II may be at the
cost OF the British navy, the Ger.
man army must be shattered. hut
he estimates that 100000 Ger
mans ARE available for the opera.
lions IN the West, and advises the
allies To attack tho enemy with at
least 10000 troops
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-11
IF KIDNEYS AND
BLADDER BOTHER
Take a Glass OF Salts TO Flush Out
Your Kidneys and NeutraIixc
Irritating Acids.

Kidney and Bladder weakness re-
suit from uric acid. says noted
authority. The kidneys filter this
acid from the blood and pass It on
TO the bladder, where Il often re-
mains to lrritate and inflame. caus.
ing a burning. scaldlng sensation.
or setting up an irritation al the
neck of the bladder. obliging you
10 seek relief two or three times
during the night. The sufferer is
In constant dread, the water passes
sometimes with n scalding sensa.
ton and Is very profuse. again.
there is difficulty in voiding II.
Bladder weakness. most folks
call II. because they cant control
urination While n is extremely
annoying and sometimes very pain
ful. this Is really one OF the most
simple ailments TO overcome. Get
abont four ounces OF Jad Salts from
your pharmacist and take n table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast. continue this for two or
three days. This will neutralize the
acids In the urine so. II no longer
il source OF irritation to the blad-
der and urinary organs which then
act normally again.
Jad Salts ls inexpensive, harm
less. and Is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon Juice. combined
with lithia, and Is used by thou
sands of folks who are subject to
urinary disorders caused by uric
acid irritation. Jad Salts is splen.
did for kidneys and causes no bad
effects whatever.
Here you have a pleasant efferves-
cent Whitewater drink, which quick
ly relieves bladder trouble.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-11

you
Well. ! am almost sure that
Pat likes me more than a little.
but of Mr.. Hatton | am not so sure
Sometimes | think he does and
then again he seems TO hold rne
at arms length and some way |
feel awfully cold and shivery. Oh.
wish ! knew the reason why
ITO Be Continued Tomorrow
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-11

lie is ashamed OF his Wife
lie goes abroad To forget She
goes to young ladies finishing
school lie comes back. encounters
his wife. who " now n highly fin.
ished social product. and his eyes
pop out with astonishment
suspect he takes her In his
arms and apologies handsomely.
but I can't swear 10 this