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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23
A Pine WhOOpIng Cough Remedy

Mothers, DR.. Bells Pine Tar Honey
IL just the remedy for your children's
cold ailments. The fact is that pine is
. quick enemy of cold conditions. Its
qualities loosen the mucous in the
throat, soothe the lungs and open up
the air passtg yes. The combination Of
honey, SOC thing and pleasant, with the
loosen ing pine quality, makes this an
ideal cough.remedy for children. Each
passing year brings for it, new friends.
A family Of growing children cannot
affo I'd to be withoutit. Csc bottle.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23
Get Rid Of These POlsOnS In Your
System.

You will find DR.. Kings New Life
Pills most satisfactory laxative in
releasing the poisons from your system
Accumulated waste and poisons cause
man fold ailments unless released.
Dizziness, spots before the eyes, black
ness and miserable feeling generally
are indications that You need DIR.
Kings New Life Pills. Take a dose
tonight and you will experience CRATE
full relief by morni G. 25 cents. 3
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23

Uncle Billie Lloyd says: When .
man starts 10 tell you how brainy
you are and what a big man you are
and that other people do not appreci.
ate you, excuse yourself for q mo-
ment and hide your money In the
sweat-band OF your hat before he gets
any further.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23

Charlie Byrd said to Albert Elder:
How do you get your wife to believe
what you say when you como home
late?" Il first listen to what she
accuses me Of doing and then | own
up to IT,"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23

A subscriber to the Record Prea
wrote TO the Editor and asked: what
Is the matter with my hens; every
morning when I go to feed them J
and some OF them have kecled over
10 rise no more. To which the edi'
tor replied: They're dead.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23

Abe Deboe says: When a certain
old man gets up at a meeting and an
ncunces that be is merely going 10
make a few brief remarks you can
set down and prepare for two hours
talk.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23

Albert Elder says: My idea OF
henpecked husband is one who has
to cat bad egg at the breakfast
table because he Is afraid TO tell his
wife II isn't good.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23


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IN1tsAA " hrrWs 90
~ The Eplslc a.
lPA1OP PtlSSGlll the Hebrews, the
$500 Pastor pointed
out shows that God had ordained !.
higher priesthood than the Aaronlc Or
der of the Mosaic arrangements and
that upon our Lord Jesus was con '
ferrcl the great honor of being tho
Head OF the New order. the church
being under priests While on earth
Christ could not be- priest, Tor IA
ron's family Constituted n Dlvinely
ordained priesthood. IN which none OH
ers could presume 10 take part without
Gods Invitation To this day the Jews
respcct the AAronic priesthood ana
npce they cannot know who belongs
10 Aaroa's family. they have no priest
and no such service a. a priest could
render.
The Thought Of another PRIESTHOOD
nstonished tho Jews Of 81 fauls day
Ttoy could M understand how ans
priesthood could I've higher than tho
Aaronc order Nevertheless, through
tne Prophet David. God had long b.
toc declared our Lsri's Priesthood;
Thou art a priest forever after tho
Order Of MelchiTcick" Psalm ilO3 :
Elsewhere We read that Melchlsc'icc
wa, the priest ~ the Most High God"
"a priest upon Ids throne" Genesis
IiiT.oi; Hebrews TiIl God has con-
ferred very great honor upon our
Lord. has appointed Him 10 he the
world, Rcieemcr. High Priest and =,
King. through whom will come all
blessings designed for h.mRnity.
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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23

Uncle Dock Green says: IT'S easy
to get a reputation for being wise
man-just wear a tall hat and a
frock coat and keep your mouth. shut.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23

Uncle Billie Lloyd says: When a
man is Dragging that his dog has
more sense than he has he thinks you
won't believe II.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23

Jim Canada says: There are all
sorts Of people In the world including
tnt man who would rather got mar
ried than work for a living.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23

Frank Cliff says when a man hires
a girl he wants to see her recon-
mendation; but he isn't that particu-
lar when he goes to marry her.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23

y. b. dear" said Mrs. Ray to her
little i-year-old son. Your Uncle
John will be here for dinner today.
Be sure to wash your face and hands
before coming to the table" yes.
mother" hesltatingly. but-but sup
pose he doesn't come.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23

Albert Elder says: Any married
man can dodge a whole lot OF battles
at homo II he has sense enough to
tell his wife that she knows more
than no does.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23

Albert Elder says; II often hap
pens that man has no peace OF mind
because his wife Is always giving
him a piece OF hers.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23
LOYD'S BRAIN LEAKS.
by +. \. LoYD:

Newt Dollar says: Even the wo-
man who wants TO shine in society is
always powderinf her nose.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23

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lay text wns
so man takcih
This honor 10 him
self but he that Is
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The EpIstlc a.
the Hebrews, the
Pastor pointed
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23

Agriculture lie recognized az the
greatest OF all industries aud a pro,
porous, progressive and suiish,snod
Agricultural population h the ur,s,
safeguard VI dvilisAaoa.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1915-09-23

Rha admitted ssoss.h ~ tI.,
Asrs ssn b no psrmsasst rcspoi,y
without q permanent asrccAtura
The Monte Vista journal., 1915-02-13
ANNUAL MEETING

Monte Vista, Colo, Jan. 30, 1915.
The annual meeting Of the Silver
Lakes Fish Co. will be held March 1st,
1915, at o'clock p. M, at DR.. True
blood's Office.
Election Of officers and any other busi-
ness that may come before this company
at that time.
JAS. E. WARD, President.
GEO. COLE, Secretary.
Feb. 6, 13, 20. 27.
The Monte Vista journal., 1915-02-13
Colds and Group in Children

Many people rely upon Cbamberlain's
Cough Remedy implicitly in cases of
colds and Group, and it never disap-
points them. Mrs. e. II. Thomas, Lo-
gansport, Ind, writes: II have found
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to be the
best medicine for colds and Group have
over used, and never tire of recommend
ing it to my neighbors and friends. l
have always given it to my children
when suffering from Group, and it has
never failed to give them prompt relief"
For sale by all dealers.
The Monte Vista journal., 1915-02-13
$1.OO o'alls only 79c a pair.
The Famous.
FURNITURE AT PRIVATE SALE

Will offer at private sale, commencing
Friday. Feb. 5, x-hole steel range, one
good base burner, dining table and
chairs, chiffonier beds, book case, ds-
venport, library table, sideboard, dress
ers and all contents OF seven room house.
MRS. JOHN j. FOSTER.
The Monte Vista journal., 1915-02-13
This Is The
Explanation

The discriminating motoring public at
tended those two Shows--the biggest and
most important Shows of the season.
They had an opportunity to see all
American cars of all makes--"Fours,
Skies, and Fights. Then they did
just what we have urged the American
public to do---Compared them all with
the Paige---and---they did the inevitable
thing. They came back and bought the
Paige 1t was all there before them at
New York and Chicago--the whole Ameri-
can motor car market.
They saw "Sixes" of lower price, equal
price and higher price than the Paige
"Six-46'. But they---evidently---saw no
"Six" that combined the beauty, roomi-
ness. Aexibility and power of the Paige
Six, with such features as Cantilever
springs. Gray & Davis lighting and start
ing system. Bosch magnetic, Ray6eld car
buretor. Paige-Continental l-2x5 IA
motor, multiple disc cork insert clutch--
unsurpassed quality throughout---and
the record-breaking price---$l395.
They saw "Fours" of lower price, equal
price and higher price than the Paige
Glenwood "Four-36." But they---evi-
dently---saw no -Four" that combined
the same number Of high-grade features.
dollar for dollar value--as the Clenwood
Four Sat the unprecedented new
price--$lO75.
That is why million dollars worth of
Paiges were sold at the New York and
Chicago Shows.
Is this or is this not overwhelming Proof
of Paige leadership
Paige-Detroit Motor Car Company
Detroit Michigan
Stephens 4 Corrington
Sales Agents of San Luis Valley
The Monte Vista journal., 1915-02-13

Pure bred white or barred Plymouth
Rock cockrels for sale. P. o. box 597 or
phone 235.
The Monte Vista journal., 1915-02-13

Large size Rayo lamps for
$l.76 each and other lamps 39c,
45c, Csc and 75c each.
The Famous.
The Monte Vista journal., 1915-02-13
SOLDIERS HOME NOTES

|
Quartermaster Hull went to
Denver Monday night for a few
days visit.
Mrs. Godat has been confined to
her bed with erysipelas.
The Home Embroidery club
met with Mrs. Geo. Gates this
week. Those present were:
Mesdames Allen, Hogle, Bats, Seek
ner, Kline, Wallace, Wells, Madge Wells,
Irons, Dora Irons, Gates and Moninger.
Visitors, Misses Holt, Minnie Klein, Ma
bel Gates and Hall.
G. E. Abbott and Winnifred Rue
we're guests of Mrs. Seckner Fri
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. M. Beck spent
Tuesday with Mrs. Klein.
Gen. Cyrus Brooks of Denver
was caller at the home Sunday
morning.
John Ewing of Del Norte made
a business call at the home Sur
day.
Mrs. Fogle was guest of Mrs.
Seckner Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. A. Smith of La
Jara called on Mrs. Klein Wednes-
day afternoon.
Miss Fannie Mcconnell has been
at her home this week on account
of the sickness of her father.
Miss Julia Sohniroh of Del
Norte has accepted position at
the home.
Miss Rue entertained the in
mates of the home at the picture
show Thursday night. Her sing
ing was most enjoyable.
A dog and pony show gave an
exhibition at assembly hall We'd
nesday
Oren l.. Sanderson will have public
sale at his ranch, ono mile west OF ex
perimental farm. on Monday, Feb. u
Sixty head OF steers, cows, calves, horses,
mules, farming implements and articles
too numerous to mention will be sold.
Lunch at noon. Sale commences at 10
u. M
Rock cockrels for sale. P. o. box 597 or
phone 285.
| .:.> 0>u~ 1>--. e~r
The Monte Vista journal., 1915-02-13

Two mammoth jacks for sale; colts to
show. w. A. MAGILL, phone 252W.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-11-08
PREDICTS VICTORY IN 1916
Senator O'GOrmnn says Republican.
Find Very Little Comfort In Last
Tuesdays Election.

BALTIMORE. November Limited
States Senator james \. O'GOrman, OF
Nov York. remarked, h3 ha stopped to
Get a line on the golf bali At the ninth
hole ut the i:lkridsc Kennels yesterday
morning:
Il 10 not often mix golf and politics"
But" he continued, watching the
ball out OF the corner of his eye. the
Republicans can get little comfort out
OF the results OF the election on Tues
DAY.
New York Democracy was never in
stronger condition. The vote given
Walsh in Massachusetts Indicates the
growing strength OF Democracy in that
state. And the vote in other States
points the same way.
The national election will not be
governed hy thu same principles which
governed these state elections. and we
can Graw our own conclusions about
what the result OF the national cleo
ton viii be
Senator D'Gorman plainly meant to
indicate that the fact that a State had
gone Republican in one of It's local e!cc.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-11-08
Rhubarb All Winter
Warm Cellar Al Neccssory.

Rhuharb pie all winter is n luxury
whlch need be denied nobody who has
Il iairly warm cellar Large, strong
plants, preferably three years old
should be dug from the garden late in
the fall and allowed to freeze, To
force them into growth 1t Is necessary
ohiE 10 bnry them in box o: tub In
basement or cellar where tho tcm-
perature is from 80 TO 65 degrees. and
TO protect them from strong light
commonly, says Il writer IN House
and Garden, they are simply covered
an inch or two with sand. but the ro
suits VIII he quicker if Il laver of
fresh fertilizer is placed under tho
roots ana covered with two inches Of
loan. Water must be given freely but
II Is well to have holes In the bottom
of the box so that excess moisture will
escape
From one TO three months will eIanse
before the rhubarb will be ready for
use. and then the stalks will he nicely
blanched instead of being green or rod
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-11-08
The Common Cold
By William Brady, M. D.

We are through Joking about tho
common cold" 1t Is no Joking mntter
no we haven't caught one for years
anu years because we have no fear of
air-but the more ridicuie VIC heap upon
the catching cold deiusion the more
mean things people say about us. So
In this talk about ordinary coryza we
arc IN dead earnest
FIRST. what is coryza?
IL is an acute. contagious infamma-
lioh OF the mucous lining OF the nose
characterized by slight fcyerishness,
chillintss, sncozinR. running at the nose.
stuiiiness OF the noStriis. perhaps mean,
duii headhchc. and loss OF smell and
taste, No less than half a dozen dir
fcrrnt types of bacteria are known to
cause attacks OF coryza. And nothing
hut germs can cause il. These So
called "colhs' in the head that come and
20 All In day or n few hours are not
coryza: they are merely temporary con-
E"stion OF the nose aud throat In an
Individual subject 10 chronic rhinitix or
cathrrh cory2h IL Il real. serious. often
fatai disease. lasting at least three or
four days, usually II week
we say coryza ia often fatal. IN
chiidfon the various complicat lions
acute middle car Inflammation gath
erinE In the ear). mastoiditis, broncho- =
pneumonia. are what render the disease
serious. In adults the acute frontal
mhxiilary or sthmOidnl sinusitis so
often developing as Il complication OF
coryzu makes the disease anything hut
II joke. Many II serious operation grows
out Of Just common cold"
Wig Is coryza more frequent In fall,
winter and spring than In summer? ?
because then people arc more confined
In artincialy hehtcd houHos. The more
time one apendn In tho open air. regard
|leas OF weather conditions, tho greater
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-11-08

Especial - The Times Dispatchl
- N'ibtHti, VA, November -
Fletcher &. Perrow. !, wcIl.kunwn
Campbell County farmer. died ON Sat
urdhy at tn" Lynchburg Hospital fol-
lowing an operation AT the are OF
sixteen he volunteered ia COMPANY
9, Second Virginia Cavalry, and fought
through the civil War. being one OF
'ouI "tothcrs TO go into the Confcd-
e'hte Army. HIS wife, who was Miss
Sa!llc Payne, died nineteen Years ago
MI ferrow Is survived by' three sons.
g. H. Perrow, OF .Altavista; +. Kirk
ftrrow. OF Admission. Ala, and DR.
Aoshy g. Perrow, health officer Of
l.ynchburg. He also had ~ brother and
three sisters living. as follows: w A.
Perrow. OF Campbell County: Mrs +. (
Moon, Airs. John w. Harvey and Miss
Minnie Perrow, OF Lynchhurg
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-11-08
lnvalids and Life
Bu .4ntoinctte DonncUy

Miss blank" oh, YES; she's hardly
abb" To move about at all. poor thing
Quite !he old-tashioned invalid tvpe
OF woman in fact. one is drcadfully
sorry for her, of course, but"
The implication was plain The
speaker matron of the modern sort.
full OF health and happiness. immersed
ia all kinds of interests. hod mo ,i,rc
10 devote 20 persons who allowed
themselves t" drift into state of
chronic invalidism.
There is little patience for the in
N"i!d woman to-day. Tho twentieth
century IDEAL is physical robustness
Ihe SOFA and the smelling salts and
Ia" invalid chair have gone complete
~ put OF vogue. OF course. real in
."i'"'sh' sun exists And the lot Of
IN" invalid woman is made all the
harder by this iusist"nt demand for
NlSor ana activity among her sex.
knowing how hard her lot vein he
II she drifts into invalidisin. il is plain
~ up TO the modern woman in so far
as 1t is within her power to drift the
"'her way And there is powerful
amount or present day complaining
that deserves no sympathy.
No woman deserves sympathy If .bo
insists upon housing herself IN from
morning until might when there is en-
I much wonder working. hcalth-giy;ny
ozone outside her very door No wo,u
AN deserves sympathy if she let. mo
worry habit grow until tho most In.
hnitcsimai things assume mountain
proportions.
Neither should She h" syrnpath;y.d
WIN who allows herself to deliberate
~ become ncuraSthcnic When Tho
symptoms OF this trouble in the FORM
OF chronic fatiru. become ann,r.n,
again there is the outdoors mn ~;
good fresh air that may be had for
the gong after. There is real ,yorL
on every hand that would provide m.
necessary Interest Ia life for thca.
henraSthcnics whose condition il due
b l" itck OF a vocation, There ar. in
tense interests everywhere thu, n oh.
/ were willing would rid thin tvn. ~,
I invalid from her AeIf-center.d in,.,
eHts '"'''
NOT every neurasthcnic belopvs "a
/ 'h's class know I.ui ncurasthcnic,
are made up Of two dlstinc, clnss.s
! we o'erw0rkcd and tho idle Eor
/ The hrst claks there is Yynn,,ly 3D.,
! not Tor the second and large cI,s.
! the idle. ''"SS'
Neither should there he tolcronc.
| Tor women and girls who drif, i,,o
chronic invalidism through eye. throat
or any other trouble Of which thew
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-11-08

girl whom knew long before I knew
my wife. She was my chum before NV
marriage. She is my chum again.
When ! feel downcast | always no TO
her, She synipathizes. comforts and
strengthens NE"
'But your wife"
Mrrel! u thum.
My wife doesn't know. She il TOO
literal minded to understand am
!althful IL my wife. The girl is a
good, srlf-respeclinE. aelf-supporting
one, private secretary of one OF the
money maSnates She knows the con
tests IN business life. She knows what
need. and she knows my nature, and
she is sorry"
'Hut YOU dldn', marry hcr?'
NO, had known her for wears. and
mad always thought q: her as would
"i Il man who WAS good ChunI.
After returned from my wedding trip
S!i" met m" and so trndcrly conGra-
tn!ated mo upon my marriage An or
chcstra was playing The Rosary her
iaHoritc song. That was my first
realization that maybe everything
an rent So We have gone OH being
chumS."
md she il growing older and is
still! unm&rried""
she is my age. Yes. I've seen a few
gray hairs. since my marriage. When
our baby came she sent him his first
Elf. pair OF little shoes she had
knitted"
came"
no, she wouldn', understand"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-11-08

tons was no guarantee that 1t would
stay In that column when the time
came to vote in national politics. He
plainly meant that the strong Demo-
cratic influence shown I'm the voting
on home affairs might be taken rs in
dicating greater strength or tho
party in national affairs.
Eut tho Senators disposition to sep
arate golr and politics asserted Itself
iiaFing spoken thus briefly. he poised
ms club. swung II ani--was off afta1.
inc BAH, which cracked and leaped as
he struck IL,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-11-08
Miss neIIc Y. Cnrrtnrt,,n.

ESPECIAL 10 The Times- DI.nut.i
tLARkSFll.LE, VA, November =
MISS Belle V. Darlington, one OF the
'hfee sisters who conducted tn. Sun.
"!sihe Seminary AT this place for :,
number or years. died this morning AT
h"r nome. near Clarkaviiic. in her sew
ch,E-h'h,h year She leaves her four
sisters, Miss Emily l.. CarrInuton.
Miss Mildred H. Darlington and Mrs
John IL. Leigh, all OF Chrksvillc. va
and Mrs. Georgia Darlington, OF Gin
''hhati' o. lnterment will be at the
family burying ground on Monday al
10 o'cluck.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-11-08
The Woman in Stripes
Season Brings Her Out Like Savage
Zebra.
by Louise HcilBerH.

rms seems to be 4 season Of stripes
Passing through Fifth >Avenuc the
DINER day, | couldn't help noticing that
every second woman wore something
striped, horizontally. vertically, dag
onally, all sorts Of ways, In fact: pro
ducing, in the case of one stout Eve
at least sort of been down the
escalator in II hurry" effect
Just why woman should want TO
look like zebra, confess | can't
quite make OUT
OF course, Il zebra has n reputation.
but 1t is such as makes the most in :
treptd fight shy of its hinduuarters.
You can never tame a zebra, not so
far al it's off leg is concerned.
or course. YOU can't tame woman
either. woman is the most savage
thing there is-outside zebra. The
ninker and whittier she looks outside.
the fercer she generally is within.
Looks are nothing TO go by In a
woman.
Woman Uncertain Quantity
l know small. cherubic looking
lady, with blue saucers for ewes and
II little pink "O'' Of Il mouth, whose
husband used TO go upstairs and turn
on Inc bath water when she started
giving him her opinion about things,
so az To drown the sound Of her voice
hoadlcea Wasn't in II with her for
wanting row with the early Romans.
otherwise her late husband
Then again, when you come to con
siuer II, wonans character Is striped
SheS biack ia parts and white in
others Sometimes she's awfully good
Tor no renson, and other times she's
frigh'fully bad for lots of them.
You never quite know where to have
woman. She'll stick TO Il man when
hes accused OF arson or murder or u
Few other little negligible things like
thut, and run away from the man who
CONES home 10 dinner at every nigh,
with the evening paper in his pocket
so that she can study the cookery
recipes.
nave come to the conclusion that
what woman finds IL most difficult
10 forgive In "A man is his complete
hdelity II doesn't give her chance
TO get her own back. as il were, 1t
takes the satisfaction out Of running
up DIS and so on when you know that
whatever YOU do your husband won't
nina. because he loves YOU so.
Thinking II over perhaps II woman
wears stripes as Il sort OF index TO her
sex. For all | know, her black and
white caparisoned back may be a sort
or catalogue OF herself No half-und
mar aHnir about woman-the ; ood-
ness and the badness OF her divided
INTO equal halveS-the powder in the
Jam OF fcmininity. M il were. Sho is
just Il thing of stripcs--a little black
pere Il little white there. And it's IN
10 The man to hit upon the right stripe.