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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
Mr.. FOUNDER A DIPLOMAT
Anyone That Could Get Away With
Excuse He Offered 10 Deserving
Of the Name.

Mr.. Rounder< lay in the hospital
with a broken leg and bruised head.
But they weren't worrying him most
There in the morning paper was the
whole story of one too many Joy rides,
chorus girls and all. staring from
page =
His wife-he knew her too well.
Even while he pictured the scene
in the divorce court. she came In, stiR
and cold and threatening. the telltale
paper clutched in q trembling hand.
"Well?" she demanded accusingly.
Then came his inspiration.
"Lucretia!" he whispered, reaching
toward her, in spite Of the pain his
movements gave him. IL thought
the automobile was a jitney bus, and
before l discovered the difference, Il
whizzed away with me. and"
She interrupted him with wild
cry.
"Oh, Jonathan! knew you couldn't
have done anything 30 absurd"
Manlike, he forgave her.-Judge.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
Potatoes, Dauphine.

Pour one gill cold milk into small
saucepan, add one tablespoonful melt
ed butter, stir well; when it comes to
a boil add one and half ounces sifted
-four, stir well; break in one whole
egg, briskly stir; add another egg,
briskly stir. Now add two quite large
freshly boiled potatoes; mash, thor
oughly stir; break in another egg,
briskly stir again. Season with one
teaspoonful salt, one-half saltspoonful
cayenne pepper and one-half saltspoon-
full grated nutmeg; mix well while
cooking for two minutes. With ia
blespoon take up as much as the
spoon can hold of the preparation
and Immediately drop it into boiling
fat; rapidly proceed in like manner
with the rest Of the preparation and
fry for ten minutes, gently turning
with the skinner. Remove and thor
oughly drain on a cloth. Serve on a
hot dish.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
STOP CAL0ME \! TAKE
D0DS0N'S LIVER TONE
New Discovery Takes Place Of Dangerous Caome Puts your
Liver 10 Work Without Making You Sick Eat Anything
Il Can Not Saiyaie- Don't Lose DAYS Work.

discovered vegetable compound that does the
work of dangerous sickenng calomel and want every
reader Of this paper to try bottle and if it doesn't
straighten better and quicker than salivatng
calome just go back to the store get your money
guarantee that one spoonful Of Dodsons Liver Tone
will put your sluggish liver to work and clean your
thirty feet OF bowels Of the bile and constipation
poison which cloggng your system and making you
feel miserable
l guarantee that one spoonful of this harmless liquid
liver medicine will relieve the headache bousness,
coated tongue. ague, malaria, stomach any
other distress caused by torpid liver quickly
dose of vile nauseating calomel, besides 1t will not
make you sick or keep you from days work ! want
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
Absent Minded.

Everything-in the professors eyes
depended upon this last test. His
work of research for years was now
about to either prove success or q
failure.
To the P. the air seemed electri-
fed, and he had success in view when
he heard the familiar step of a doctor
acquaintance approaching.
We'll. what is it. old man? Can't
you see I'm frightfully busy?"
A smile broke over the doctors
face.
Its a bonnie boy, sir-a little son
and heir"
"All right-all right" irritably
growled the professor, whose thoughts
were far removed from the outside
world. BE so good as to send him
away, but ask him what he wants pes
tering around here at this unearthly
hour, will you?"
Profuse explanations follow.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07

to bottle of this wonderful liver medicine In every
home in the South.
Calomel is poison-its mercury-st attacks the
bones often causing rheumatism. Calomel is dangerous
1t sickens-whie my Dodsons Liver Tone Is safe
pleasant and harmless. Eat anything afterwards be-
cause it not salivate Give it to the children be-
it doesn't upset the stomach shock the liver
Take spoonful tonight and wake up feeling fine and
ready for a full days work.
Get bottle! Try it! II 1t doesn't do exactly what
say, tell your dealer to hand your money back.
Every druggist and store keeper in the South knows
and knows of my wonderful discovery OF medicine
that takes the place Of dangerous calomel
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
FOR AFTERNOON TEA
APPETIZlNG DAINTIES TO SERVE
WITH REPAST.
suggestions for savory Filings, Some
OF Which May BE New to Hostess
Minced Chicken a Particularly
Desirable Sandwich.

The tea table equipment is not COM
plete without a good supply of tempt
ing sandwiches. Here are some sug-
gestions for savory filings that may
hold new ideas for many hostesses:
Tongue Sandwiches-Mince cold
boiled tongue and mix it with half
as much finely-diced celery. Moisten
with mayonnaise and to a cupful add
a tablespoonful Of good tomato catsup.
Spread between white bread and but
ter.
Chicken Giblets-Mince chicken glib
lets and mix them to paste with
mayonnaise dressing. Spread between
buttered slices of white bread.
Tomato-Cut firm cold tomatoes in
thin slices and place each slice on
round Of bread and butter. On each
tomato spread teaspoonful of minced
celery and minced sweet pepper mixed
with mayonnaise dressing. Top with
a slice of buttered white bread.
Cream sandwieh-Beat cream until
1t is solid, then beat in several table
spoonfuls Of any desired jelly-quince,
crabapple or grape. Spread the mix
ture between split ladyfipgers.
Sardine-Remove the bones and
skin from the sardines and pound the
fish to a paste. Season with salt and
paprika and to each six sardines add
the crumbled yolk of one hard-boiled
egg and a tablespoonful Of olive oil.
Spread between slices Of bread and
butter or on slices Of thin buttered
toast and serve Immediately.
Minced chicken-Mince cold cooked
chicken, moisten with mayonnaise,
and spread on slices Of buttered bread.
Top each with q hearty piece Of crisp
lettuce and then with piece OF plain
buttered bread.
Dried BeefLPut some Clipped beef
through a meat chopper and mix 1t
with an equal amount Of minced Gel
cry hearts. Flavor with a little grated
onion and moisten with little olive
oil and vinegar.
Cocoanut Sandwlehes-Mix half q
cupful of English walnuts. three times
that amount of grated fresh cocoanut.
moisten with cream and add two Ia
blespoonfuls of sugar. Spread be-
tween bread,
Chicken and Almond-Mix half a
cupful of blanched chopped almonds
with half cupful of diced cold chick
en- and moisten with four tablespoon
fuls of cream. Season with salt and
pepper and spread between buttered
slices of bread.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
Cheap Clothes Hammer.

Get cardboard box at the depart
ment store. that which Berlin kettles
come packed in.
Stand it on end, and IL there is no
cover one can be easily made. Cover
1t with wallpaper that you happen to
have. or cretonne, and you will have
nice light clothes hamper, and II
holds a good-sized Monday wash.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
American MIX Bottles to Britain

American MIX Bottles to Britain.
In reference to our recent paragraph
on the shortage in milk bottles due to
the supply having In the past been
drawn from Austria. we are informed
by a firm in the trade that this diff
Guilty is now being overcome. 1t is
possible to secure bottles from Amer
lea. Of equal quality and at the same
price as the Austrian product. We are
glad to hear that the Austrian source
of supply can be dispensed with with
out Inconvenience, but we should be
still more glad to hear that the de-
mand could be met by British makers.
In this connection we are informed
that English bottles are to be obtained.
but at rise of 20 per cent and of an
inferior Quality."-London Globe.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
Bean Rabbit.

Here is a delightful supper dish
when you have few cold baked beans
left over: Melt two tablespoonful Of
butter in half cupful of hot milk, add
one cupful cold baked beans pressed
through strainer, one-half teaspoon
full Of salt, one-fourth teaspoonful pa
prika and grating of onion. When the
mixture. is thoroughly heated add
three-fourths cupful of soft cheese,
finely cut and a teaspoonful table
sauce. Stir until the cheese Is melt
ed. Serve on crisp toast.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07

Selected ash, which 10 both strong
and light and will not split under
vibration or shock. or built-up lay
ers of spruce with mahogany centers,
are the materials with which the pro-
pellers Of aeroplanes such a. are be-
ing used in the European war are con-
structed. The framework Of the ma
chimes. too, is generally made Of wood.
spruce being much used on account Of
its straight grain and freedom from
hidden defects.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
competjtion Resented

How did you come out In that
poker gamer" asked Broncho Bob.
Il won seventy dollars" replied the
travelling man.
AN the last time you was here you
won twice as much?"
YES, why Go you ask"
Purely for patriotic reasons. Us
Crimson Gulchers has about decided
it's time to git together an pass some
anti-immigration laws fur local use."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
Golna Too Ear.

There is no way of conquering the
overbearing and cictatorial attitude Of
a man." remarked the determined
looking woman.
Il thought your husband favored
your ideas in most matters"
He is tyrant at heart. asked
him whether he thought women
should be permitted to vote and he
said he thought they should be COM
PEELED to do So"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
German DRESSING.

In making potato salad such as the
real German salads obtained in the
delicatessen store you will find the
ordinary white potato is not used, but
a potato that is slightly sweet. BY
going to one of these places you might
obtain the potato. II you use. the
white potato try the following:
German Dresslng.-Half cupful thick
cream, three tablespoonfuls vinegar,
one-quarter teaspoonful salt and few
grains pepper. Beat cream until stiff.
using egg beaten. Add salt, pepper
and vinegar very slowly, continuing
the beating.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
ELEPHANT R0UTS TROOPS
Germans and English In Africa Re.
treat Before Enrased
Beast.

London.-An angry elephant put a
stop to a sharp engagement between
English and Germans in West Africa,
according to letter received from
an English officer
This country is full Of elephants"
he writes. Coming down to the rail-
way terminus today We met couple
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07

of them on the road, but they just
tapped their ears and walked of. The
other day we were having a hot fight
with the Germans, when suddenly an
angry elephant appeared between us
and darted first one way and then
another. Before you could cough both
sides had retreated. 1t is bad enough
to face Maxim. but nobody wants to
take on an elephant that is annoyed"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
Sponge Cup Cake.

Two cupfuls of sugar, one-half cup
ful butter, four eggs. one cupful sweet
, milk, three cupfuls -four, one tea
spoonful soda, two teaspoonfuls cream
tartar: sift with -four three times.
Cream butter and sugar, add eggs
with flour; vanilla. This makes Two
loaves.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07

ments in FIVE years. The first mar
rage was annulled. Three years
later she eloped with Guy Springer,
whom she divorced last year. She
is now the bride Of Wesley Hilder.
brand.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
AI..k.,. White popuI.tIon.

Governor Strong Of Alaska reports
that the white population Of the ter
ritory is estimated at $4,000. an In
crease Of 5000 over last years esti-
mate. The area Is 5s0,SS4 square
miles. and the density OF the total
population per square mile at the last
federal census was one tnhabitant
to ten square miles Of area.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
MarmaIade Sandwiches.

Make these just before eating them.
Butter white and brown bread ana
spread with orange marmalade. ratner
thinly. On each slice Of brown bread
put a slice of white buttereo oreao'
and on the white put brown slices.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
Luscious Quick Muffins.

Try one cupful flour, two table
spoonfuls sugar, little salt, one tea
spoonful baking powder, one egg, grad
ually half cupful milk. lastly add smaii
piece melted butter. Beat well. bake
II to Is minutes in small muffin tins.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
GETTING Used to Il.

Bacon-I should think 1t would be q
good thing for the men on the dread
naughts to serve a time on the sub
marines first.
Egbert-Why so?
1T wouldn't seem so strange then
when they went to the bottom"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
No Romance in Him,

New York.-Because a slipper.
which flew from the foot of a dancer
in fashionable restaurant, fell into
his soup and splashed up his shirt
front. Mr. Dixon 81 Sharon, Pa, re-.
fused to pay for the soup.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07

Redd-Is he improving in his golf
Greene-Oh, yes. He can say fore
in three languages now.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
"Hieh TARGET" With Old Musket.

Sayville. n. Y.-Using the musket his
grandfather used in the Civil war.
Herbert Feldmeier made a high tar
get" at the prize shoot here.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07

Church-what has London got to
combat the German. Zeppelins?
Gotham-Why. her wellknown fog.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07

The man who has to use the street
cars gets lot of pleasure out of read
ing the automobile ads.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
EIopes Three Times.

Peekskill. N. Y.-Miss Georgia
Springer made three successful elope-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07

The aviator who is taken up by a
society leader can always return the
compliment.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-05-07
A Q&dnlflon.

Knicker-What Is q smile?
Bocker-The shortest distance be.
tween two ears.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-03-23
five MEDALS
Will Be Awarded to Marshall
College Track Athletes
Soon.

HUNTINGTON. Mar. 2 2 8 The five
medals consisting Of one gold and
four silver ones which are to be given
lat the end OF the season to those hav-
ing the largest number of points In
the interclass track meet which Is
being held at Marshall are on display.
in the college pharmacy window and
are attracting considerable attention.
The meet is taking place at the rate
of two events each week and 1t will
take the greater part OF the year to,
run all the events.
The first of the weekly meets was
held on the athletic field before quite
a crowd Of track enthusiasts March
IT, In this met the events were the
|100 yard dash and the hammer
throw. Reeser the speed hend Of
this locality took first in the 10 Oayard
dash with an official time of ten and
one-tif It'll seconds which is wonderful
~ fast time consid ering the weather
and track conditions Miller took.
first In the hammer throw. tossing
the handled iron sphere one hundred
and two feet with little effort.
The next meet WI IL take place March
q and will include the go and the
discus. Miller and Reeser are ex-
pected to besthe stars In these events
and they will run nip and tuck for
the gold medal.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-03-23
GOLD i D Fish / II
"A the San Diego Exposition Are
Carefully Guarded by lap
anese Attaches.
tsrrciAL 70 rnE rELKeaAInl

X Z
SAN DIEGO, Cal. Mar. 3 The
attaches OF the Japaneseltea gardens.
one OF the three interesting oriental
exhibits operated at the San Diego ex-
position by Kyosen kai, are spend
ing a good deal Of their time these
days sitting on the edge Of the little
pool in the gardens. guarding the
gold fish.
4 Just before the Exposition open
ing the pool was stocked With thir-
5ty varieties of gold fl sh. all imported.
They now number IN the thousands,
and the varieties are SO numerous
as to dismay the expert who tried to
classify them.
They're too attractive, said Shire
Watanab be- directing the exhi b it. and
some sof the restaurants may try to
save on their sea food bills. Still
we'll have to let some of them get
stolen or else enlarge the pool ~
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-03-23
Miner ! & !: |. SHOT i.
Sheriff's Posse Trails AssaiIant
over Hills, but Fails to
Find Him.

With a bad bullet wound in his
left leg, William Corbin. coal min
5er, residing near Ind ustrial. is Il pa
tient in st. Mary's hospital. and Wes-
ley Terrell. laborer OF the same
section, is a fugitive from justice. as
the result OF clash between the
two late Monday afternoon at. Stop
Y on the Grasselli car line. Corbin
is said to have followed Terrell.
threatening to whip him.
With Sheriff Ross f.. Stout's blood
hounds in leash. a posse Of deputy
sheritfs secured hills southwest Of In
8dustrial, after the shooting. in hunt
for Terrell. but he had made good
his escape. The dogs picked up q
trail and followed it to Ferre11's
home. but he was not there when the
officers arrived The trail was then
followed for some distance over the
hills, but was lost. Sci
Sheriff Ross F. Stout offers re-
ward Of S50tfor the capture or infor-
mation@l leading TO the capture OF Fer
rel Thea-reEard stands good until
March =
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-03-23
WEBB-KENYyON LAW .
WILL BE, PASSED ON
By the Unite States uprenIes
Court Shortly after The EasI
ter Recess.
.tsrEslAL.reI TYE.rE:lL..xeeAAl

WASHINGTON. d. Mar. -
Prenminariess for consid erati Ion abss
the United States supreme court
shortly after the Easter Srecesssgo Of
litigation involving the conat don
atty and interpretation Of the Webb
kenyon Huuor law. OF hare
been completed 9ss
vi Tire .drys' say the. Webb KenNbnE
law withd draws from Interstate shin
1neRts OF intoxicating LIQUORS con
signed to local option terrft It'll
protection previously aff orded snch
shipments by the commerce clause
thief federal const itut ion. 1sMetsts
contend the law does not do So. but
Is merely aimed at bnof-leggfn
Az liquor dealers thronEh out III
country have gone into court
compel 4carriers to accept ssh ipnlantA;
for personal use In dry terri
press companies are as MtiE1i WorTfed
over the proper construct ion or he
law as over the question ID t
validity asss
It fs contende ID Il thai to farref out
the purpose OF each slhiprnen it force
OF detectives would be reun fred
AM express CONF any In Ken MckSs
where the Wet q; cons no ton
ladopte ppeale ed Il d 9e ssl
court ors on
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-03-23
AS the Fallof Przemysl Throws
down Last Bar of Gateway
into That Country.
STRAIT FORTS HOLD OUT
AYiators of the Allies Are Max
ing Forays over German
Occupied Territory
ftHv ASSOCIATES rrEaN

LONDON, Mar. 23.-The fall Of
@I'rZemysl is characterized here as the
throwing down of the last bar of the
gateway into Hungary and an early
Russian advance in that direction is
anticipated in England The Ger
man press praises warmly the gall
8lantry OF the defenders of this Cali
clan fortress. While at the same TIME
Il 1t does not attempt to minimize the
effects OF its surrender and express
es uneasiness concerning the result
on the long eastern battlefront OF the
Teutonic allies.
The latest authentic information
from the Dardanelles sets forth posi-
lively = that only the secondary de-
lenses OF the straits have suffered
from the BON bardment of the allied
fleet. The other forts in the mar
rows are intact This report finds
confirmation in the present status OF
the diplomatic situation in the near
east. which indicates the Balkan
states are no nearer Intervention in
the quarrel than they were when the
allied fleet first a ppeared of the OAR
danelles. In spite of the optimistic
tone Of the Greek prss it is not gen
orally believed in London that the
Entente powers have made any fur
r. llle1$ tllN dAGtS IL LIE lev STTtHhs Cd u
met, while in Grecian circles there is
growing an uneasy feeling that Bull
garia may again assert her primacy
in Balkan affairs by taking the first
step toward active participation in.
the struggle.
The 8lull along the western battle
front now apparently, is being dupli-
Gated in the east where nothing
more than isolated actions are being
reported.
AViators OF the allies have retail
ated for the German raid on Paris by
forays over territory occupied by the
German army.
Interest in the blockade centers
today on the attack or German aero
planes on Dutch cargo ships, one of
which few the flag or the commission
on Belgian relief. Holland Is await
ing information from Berlin before
making a formal protest in this con-
#nection.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-03-23
BELGlANS ARE. KILLED
BY BOMBS OF ALLIES.
tsY Assee1A7Ep rREss,

BERLIN, by wireless, Mar. 81
Hostile aviatols dropped bombs on Os-
tend yesterday, killing and wounding
several Be1gians. according to the
German official statement today.
The report also tells of the bringing.
down Of a French aviator near Yer
dun and the forced landing Of an air
craft manned by two French non
commissioned officers near Brieburs.
French night attacks near Carencyt
We're rerulsed. In Champagne Ger
man troops succeeded in breaking the
French assaults
In the East German forces are pur-
suing the Russians who We're driven
from Memel. Russian attacks on both
sides of the river Orzyc in Russian.
Poland failed.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-03-23
WE'LL CASE ||.'|:::
Is Argued in the State Supreme
Court at C harlestonon
an Appeal
az As .eelA1rp rRnrs,

CHARLESTON, Mar. 23The SUI
preme court Of appeals today heard
arguments on the motion by the state.
to advance the case Of a. Leo We'll,
chief counsel for the Manufacturers
Light and Heat Company
MI. We'll was granted a writ OF pro
hfbition in the circuit court by Judge
Littlepage preventing the intermediate
court from proceeding further in the
trial Of the indictments against him.
Prosecutor Townsend and Captain
IS. B. Avis carried the case to the SUI
preme court and asked for a speedy
hearing. They argued that the mat
ter was Of great public Importance
and should be disposed of at the earl.
lest possible moment Attorneys for
MIR. We'll declared the case was one.
of public curiosity but not necessarily
of public Importance and as Mr.. We'll
was not resident OF West Virginia
the case should proceed in the ordi-
nary way as it would If he we're Al
resident
The court took the matter under
adrisement Al
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-03-23
mrs M. BRU ] ] dead
AGED Resident of Roanoke.
Lewis County, Passes on5irl5
a Local Hospital.

Mrs. Mary d. Bufrey. aged "A Of
ROANOKE. Lewis COUNT died At o
o'clock Monday evening in a local
hospital after an illness OF gall
stones. The bod y was taken to Pull
man; Richie county, 4 Tuesday morn
ing and the funeral services will be
held sat the Methodist Protestant
church there at 1 0:.3 o'clock We'd
nesdav morning and the burial VIII
be in the church cemetery.
The deceased woman Is survived
by her husband. three sons and four
daughters. The sons are J.. II. Brnf-
fey. OF Pullman; j !. w. and j. Il.
BrnreE. OF Roanoke. The daughters
are Mrs. w. fl. DAVIDSON, or Harris
Vile, Mrs. "A. q. ilson. OF Pullman,
and Misses Ma ggie and Georgia, Of
Roanoke.