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big bubble and out came these words:
II said I was doing nothing At oil.
When you prick the bubbles. you
must stick them at the left end and
not at the right"
isn't that funny" exclaimed
Jimmy. He thought he would try
poking one Of the bubbles In the
middle. He did so and out came these
words:--"-and you yours."
All at once Jimmy bnw the Fish
blowing a big bubble and when IL
came to the top Of the water, Jimmy
was careful to stick q at the left end
and out came Q l1aj "BanS!" and
then: ,,......-
Cant you understand? said |
was attending to my own business
and you yours. That noise was be-
cause l was1 getting angry. Look
outl"
II guess I'd er 60 home" said
Jimmy, as he scampered up the bank.
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Hits From Sharp Wits

70 swear off on New Years. Toledo
Blade.
II you want people TO speak well of
you do not speak too much of your
self. unless you arc able to say some
thing worth listening to.-Miiwaukss
Sentinel.
II y . whole lot easier to follow
the crowd than II II to get out in
front and kick up the dust. At the
same time II pays.-Memphis Com
mercial-Appeai.
While II In more blessed 10 give
than to receive. the receiver Gener-
ally responds TO the sound OF the
gong with much moro alacrity than
the gtver does.-Houston Post,
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How to Make a Hit !
In q Street Car.
By Alma W00dsoard
The Ne. YORK Evsaios WosidJ. w.

~ OSTeet C0T.
Not. .MSts-Iss :t.sst G. 1: nsss..g. though un
able thar aI.tiousand dollar iinooaine. but Il :
also more convenient than . hand car cr shank .
ss.is: dspspa. % aSSn ne nssSosSood. [ r. da1 sas
the foAo.5ns demsntay rules for msiins . pGt
EIRsT-When you get ON the plat
form never have your fare IN
your hand. Dig for It In the
heterogeneous contents Of your bag
the while blocking all those behind
you. When you discover that you
have nothing smaller than a five-doi-
lar bill pull 1t out dehantly. extract
ing and dropping at the same instant
your latchkey. your powder rag and
your handkerchief. This will enable
several male passengers to bump
their heads on the iron bars - they
scramble to recover them for you.
CAS- you win discern. q little incident
Of this sort win mako you popular
even before you've entered the car
proper).
you find that there 10 no vacant seat.
smile sweetly at the first possible
seat At-Surrenderor until you're sure No
hates the sight Of you. u there's
nothing doing-pass 1t on. II they're
ALL blind. start to fall all over
yourself every time the car stops.
Orab wildly at standees. at straps. at
window iedges. and. en- route. man
age 70 make the sitteea a. comfort.
able a. you can by knocking their
hats crooked and by stepping on
their aching feet and by crumpling
up their newspapers. Supplement this
with exclamations OF. "Oh. I BEG
your pardoni" and so awkward Of
mel"
rhird-Plant yourself In front Of q
tired little henpecked individual and
begin to speak audtbly TO your friend.
Discuss an editorial In a Western
newspaper on the Art OF Chivalry-
A Decadent Accomplishment" Con-
fide to her that the average man of
o-day 10 q hodcarrier: that sallantry
went out with goloshes. When you've
got him sQuirming. look down upon
his Beau Brummell lid and Apk your
friend whether she's ever notified how
! few people brush the tcps OF their
haD-aaA yeu wonder NO. &eU ~
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CRITz. the shipping clerk. camaI
forward to greet Mr.. Jarr ana
Michael Angelo Dlnkston (poet.
philosopher and heavy weight cham.
pion Of the English ianguase). ~
these two gentlemen surrendered the
uckets that admitted them to the
Grand Bsnent Hall Of the Human
UniQues givsn ID Aroma Hall In the
famous Harlem Assembly rooms.
On the noor below. known In the ad-
vertisemsnts ~ "Haicyon Hail." but
moro colloQuiaiiy as The shooting
Gallery" the annual civic II and re-
ception Of the Gentlcmen's Sons OF
Hell's Kitchen was holden forth.
Frits the shipping clerks weather
redeemed visage was now empurplsd
In the pursuit. Of pleasure. He looked
like q turkey cock and struttsd like
ono In his enjoyment Of the success
Of the affair to which his efforts a.
q ticket seller had contributed %
much. He was. by reason Of the or
dor OF the blue ribbon on his breast.
president and General Manager OF
the COMMITTEES Of Arrangements" !"
Besides. was he not the brother Of
Fatlma. the Obsss OdaiisQus. four
seasons with Sig. sautslls's World of
Wonders and street Carnivsif And
she was belle OF the ball!
Did them roushnecks down be-
low stick you upf" inquired Frits
snxio,,siy. Let 'em start something
with us. that's all. We got q bunch
OF raxor backs with this OUTFIT that
will boot 'em of the lot II they start
anything. And we amt counting
Wombat, the Iron Headed Man. and
q bunch OF privilege men VINO could
put lightning bugs on the end OF
oorncob pipes and chase them coke
sniffing Gunmen into the river. Lot
'sm start something. thats ALI"
"oh. Ferdinand. my dear. DO be re-
nnedi!" exclaimed his sister Fatima
why. Doc Diamond Jack. who's
got four Essence Of Dogwood Indiar
Medicine shows on the road. II with
us tonight Doc Diamond Jack ID
king Of the Pitchmen. and he won't
be pleased At them shoots OF yours
Doc Diamond Jack Ii swell pitch,
man. and anything like rough stun
he don't standseor.
why" she now connded In I
whisper to Mr.. Jarr. Diamond Jack.
brass knucks Is solid gold set with
diamonds. and has all his fraterna
emblems engraved on them. To se
q wallop In the dining room with
them gold knucks IL to be paid {
1 compliment.
II had to promise him that posi-
lively there wouldn't be no snake
eaters let into our rsnasd blow-of
He says 70 me. he says: Snake satsrs
q ~ Glght e yoos loos oalhog q
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SAFEGUARD THE LOAF.

phenomenal ne in tho price Of wheat calls Tor mmedate
careful study Already losve Of bread growing smaller
Bakers and dealers promptly hand the exts cost Of Aour
e the Nor do they wait until prices have actually risen
They shorcn the loaf in advance
true that 80 per cent Of the countrs wheat in tho
hands Of spectators who manipulate prices to line their pockets
then the fictitious
ner been apparent H. the other hand sending
much wheat abroad that force the price Of what needed
for home then Congress should take action protect the nation
from the consequences Of ts svishness
Probably both speculation and excessive expectation sending
up wheat prices Both should be cubed resolution has already
been introduced Congress demanding inquiry export
Of foodstuns.
Remember the conspiracy to boost food prices last fall the
Of events in Europe Let have wpcc -four to take
bread from the mouths Of millions that few manpusto pc
up ProGs
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Mr.. Jarr Hears New Language;
His Instructor Is an Odalisque

Mr.. Dinkston said he could we'll be-
lieve It. But what 1t was he we'll be-
lieved. except that he was not the tat
tooed man who married the albino lady
under such romantic circumstances
In Dubuque. Mr.. Jarr could no,
guess. For Just at this moment an
excitable little Irishman came burst.
ing into tho group and challenged
Mr.. Omission to fight.
With a graceful sweep Of her arm
Fatima bowled the little man over
Don't mind the pore little gink." she
said. HE boards at my brothers and
he's that Jealous of me. VIII you
dancer"
The evening world., 1915-01-11

demand ono. When the conductor
murmurs "Yuh'd oushter ast fer IL
whom yuh paid Yer fare" borrow sis y
pencil to take down his number 20
that you can report him to the csm-
pany,
Mx-To leave an extra -plsaaa.,
expression-1ust A. You ana your
friend rot off observe loudly that ne
city'a changed 90 and that q reaTy
aecsnt GLASS ussd " trave, on ihSt
line a few years aGo, and that WI,
oouid hardly believe 1t laow. sculd
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Letters From the People

out with the knowledge that the
prospective victim does not keep q
gun around the house; but ne himself
has his with him. which gives him
the advantage over tho poor victim
selected for easy pickings. Recently
! noted an article with the heading
"Blackhander Has Victim Arrested
for Keeping a Gun" This man.. &C.
cordtng TO the article. was threat.
ened by thugs and was simply pre-
pared 10 defend bis hcmeJ He 10 ar
rsstsd under this sullivat Law;
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out at ths next corner.

out at ths next corner.
Four-Whsn. at last his scat 10
vacated. knock over . couple OF eager
contestants. Then. instead Of sitting
down on the very edge and pushing
your way back. gsntiy snter the space
from the top and thump down firmly
20 that the people sitting each aide OF
you can bs suddenly buls~d out into
the aisle.
Ffvs-Just about now II the
psychological moment for you to re-
member that you went . transfer.
Pleuge tAssasa ~ ve0saoeo ed
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The fellow who takes Q cold bath
ovogy morning In the winter 10
around again. and 10 hear him talk
you'd think he was entitled 70 Q
nero msdai.--Ptttsburgh Gazette
TAese b - much curiosity among
men ~ among women. only the
women display Il moro frankiy.-
Albany Journal.
The lsttsrs q man forgets TO mail.
~ nsgsscts 70 burn.-Exchsngs.
9oms men seem TO govern them
eafves on the theory that II they
The evening world., 1915-01-11

- - pssssr 4 Ths EvsAns VOID;
The sullivan Law makes II q felony
~ an honest householder to have \
yovplvsr In his homo TO protect his
peoporty. There wouldn't b 40 many
oeimes committsd to-day " the house.
holder were allowed 70 protsct his
DeppeFty and homo by having . re-
vo1ver. ~ his dispGHei. instead ef
bolng a. the mercy o( ne burglar who
= pfubofed "a shoot I'm. When .
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The May -Manton Fashions

N ..a.ss :s''t !. s'.,.I:: pr y:
than this one.
The plaits nars be.
comingly. yet are
pressed nat enough &.
give a panel sugsss.
ton. Tho yoke mean.
. smooth At over t..,,
hips. The skirt II q. .
together an esssnt. +.
ally youthful ono II
effect. The plaitec
portion 10 cut In four
Pieces and Joined T.
the yoke and the cloe.
ing ID made at the left
OF the front. Man.
materials are appro-
pirate. Here chsvaot Ia
finished with stitsAsf
edges, but ell Tie suit.
ing and all the ne-
terials adapted to the
separate skirts ar.
available for the pat.
tern, linen, piqus ana
the like being Just q /.
we'll adapted to ths
tnooei as are the
woollen materials.
For the 10 year siss
win be needed AL2
yds. Of material n IN.
wide. 4 yds. %. S1.2
yds. ~. or . - yds.
81: the Width At lower
edgs Is . yds. before
plaits are laid.
Pettseh Ne. 80 10
cut m siscs from 70 to
II years.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-16
A TREACHEROUS TROUBLE
Lancaster People Are Shown The Way
Out,

Kidney diseases are very dangerous.
They come on silently. gain ground
rapidly and cause thousands of deaths
that could have been prevented by pro-
per treatment in the beginning. Nature
gives early warnings Of kidney disease
- backache. twininges Of pain when
STOPPING Of lifting. headaches and
urinary disorders. II these symptoms
are unheeded. there is grave danger Of
dropsy or possible Bright's disease
Doan's Kidney Pills have earned a re-
putation for their effectiveness is kid
ney troubles. and are known and re-
commended the world over. Lancas-
ter reaerds should find convincing
proof in the following statement. It's
from n citizen Of this locality.
X. C.sFaulkner. X. +. ID. No. 2. Box
1874, Paint Lick. KY. says: II suffered
for some time from a weak back. A
dnll pain through my loins gave me
much trouble. learned about Doan' $
Kidney Pills and used them. They
soon removed the aches and pains"
Price SOC. at all dealers. Don't sim
ply ask for n kidney remedy get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
MIR. Faulkner had. Foster Milburn
Co.. Props, Buffalo. N. Y.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-16

of a mothers love. When in intense
pain she would reach out her tiny little
arms and cry "oh. Lille Bet ias she
always called hcr) can't you do some
thing for me, am suffering so'. The
faithful sister who nursed her thru her
invalidism did everything possible to
ease her suffering and was never known
to murmur or complain of the trial.
She leaves mother, Mrs. Ocie Kem-
per, one sister, Mrs Robt. Clark, and
a brother Mr.. Arthur Kemper of Kan
sas City. She was buried in the Forks
cemetery on Sunday afternoon. The
services were conducted by Rev. Ma
han. her pastor. To the bereaved ones
We recommend them to the submission
of the will of God who doeth all things
well,
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-16
TENNESSEE OFFICIAL
WINS LONG FIGHT

j. w. Seaton OF Linden, Clerk OF
the Circuit Court OF the Twelfth Ju'
dicial District OF Tennessee, was for
years a sufferer from stomach troubles
in part a result OF his combining
work He tried doctor after doctor.
He tried medicines without end.
One day he took a dose OF Mayr's
Wonderful Remedy. He wrote:
"Your medicine is the best In the
world for any form OF stomach trouble.
I am glad to say that after taking the
full treatment feel that am well.
Il had very severe pains in my stom-
ach all the time. One bottle OF your
medicine did me ten times as much
good as all the doctors medicine that
took for two years. My family ply
stefan told me that | would never be
any better-today | am we'll | have
gained twenty-five pounds"
Mayr's Wonderful Remedy gives per-
manent results for stomach, liver and
intestinal ailments. Eat as much and
whatever you like. No more distress
after eating, pressure OF gas In the
stomach and around the heart. Get one
bottle OF your druggist now and try II
on an absolute guarantee-if not salts
factory money will be returned.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-16
TREAT CATARRH BY
NATURES METHOD
Every Breath Of Hyomei Carries Healing
Moderated Ar TO the Infected
Membrane.

Nearly every one who has catarrh
knows how foolish II is To try and cure
il with SPRAYS. lotions. and the like.
Temporary relief may be given. but a
cure seldom comes.
Until recently your physician would
probably have said the only way to
help catarrh would be to have a change
OF climate: but now with a simple pre-
paration called Hyomei you can carry a
health.giving climate in your vest
pocket and by breathing il few
minutes four times day successfully
treat yourself.
The complete Hycmei outfit - mex
pensive and consists Of an inhaler that
can be carried in the vest pocket. a
medicine dropper and bottle Of
Hyomei. The inhaler lasts life time.
and II one bottle does not give perman-
ent relief. an extra bottle Of Hyomei
can be obtained at any time for trii-
ing sum. II is more economical than
all remedies advertised for the cure Of
catarrh. and is the only treatment
known to US that follows nature in her
method OF treating diseases Of 'the
respiratory organs.
MeRobers has sold a great many
Hyomei outfits and the more he sell.
the more convinced he is that he is
perfectly safe in guaranteeing TO re-
fund the money IL Hyomei does not re-
lieve.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-16
EASY Way TO MAKE
HAIR ATTRACTIVE,

Ladies who find trouble in properly
or attractively arranging and dressing
their hair should try using a little
Partisan Sage twice daily for a while
and note the remarkable improvement.
Partisan Sage, which can be obtained
from r. E. McRoberts or any drug
counter, makes the hair soft, lustrous.
fluffy md wavy, takes out the dull,
lifeless appearance, disolves the dand-
ruff and stimulates the hair roots into
healthy normal action. Instead of
merely sprinkling the hair, it should be
rubbed right into the acalp with the
finger tips. Partisan Sage is a delight
full treatment tor both hair and scalp,
cannot possibly lnjure the hair and is
very inexpensive. 12-9-2t.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-16

brought in their train, within certain
narrow limits, arrangement of COM
merce. but no war. except this one, has
precipItsted an economic and financial
upheavel of such unimaginable dimen-
sions that there is probably not sin
gle human being on this planet who has
not in one way or another for good or
evil. directly or indirectly, been affect
ed by it.
Former wars took place. such Of
them, at any rate. as can be compared
with the present one before the credit
system had become internationalized,
before the telegraph and the cable and
railways and the steamships were in
vented. while the mechanism of mod
ern trade was as yet in its infancy, and
when each nation, TO a degree we can
not now hardly perceive. was able in
the man to support itself.
This war has burst upon world so
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-16
BUCKEYE

Mr.. and Mrs. Hubert Carter were
the guests of Mrs. Mary Sanders Sat-
urday right and Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. 7. o. Hill spent Sun
day with their daughter Mr.. and Mrs.
Walker Bradshaw.
Our flour is guaranteed to please you
Hudson. Hughes and Farnau.
Mrs. Jim Coy and children of Madison
spent Wednesday with her brother. Mr..
Robt. Long and family.
Mrs. Raymond Ray and son. Neal, of
Wilmore, spent few dav last week
with MIR. and Mrs. Thomps Davis.
Mrs. Nora Teater and daughter, Miss
Sallie Lou, and neice, Miss Ethel Ray,
spent part of last week with Mr.. and
Mrs. Jim Nave and Mr.. and Mrs,
Willie Raney of Lancaster.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-16
DO YOU KNOW?

That Chicago publishes 40 news
pApersi
That one person dies in every fifteen
in Chicago?
That one. sixth Of Chicago came from
Southern Europe?
That there are less than two thou
sand Chinese in Chicago?
That 80 per cent Of the people of
Chicago cannot speak English?
That only twenty-five per cent of
Chicago had American parents?
That there is a saloon for every forty
school children IN Chicago?
That Chicago has more Germans
than all the population Of Milwaukee?
That at least six persons every year
live to be one hundred years old in
Chicago?
That every third person YOU meet in
Chicago Is an American. while every
fourth is German and every tenth is
Irish?
That in Chicago. while there were
two thousand deaths from tuberculosis
last year there were only two from
smallpox?
That while there is one block with
over thousand persons in IL. yet the
average population Of the city is only
twenty-six 20 the acre2
That there are three times as many
Bohemians in Chicago AS there are
negroes and six times as many Russians
rs there are Scotchl
That while Paris is almost half as
large again as Chicago, yet there are
more Methodist churches in Chicago
than all the churches of Paris togetherl
That Chicago and New York control
one tenth Of the House Of Representa-
tive and of this one-tenth all but two
members come from foreign speak
Ing constituency
That Chicago has one man in the
House Of Correction who has been ar
rested 10 timssl-A Chicago Pastor in
Northwestern.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-16

spent delightful hour in discussing.
The book they have adopted for study.
''rhe Emergency in China.
The sick in our community all seem
to be improving with the exception of
Mr. j. l.. Coldiron who is still great
sufferer from rheumatism. Mr.. J. NJ
Metcalf is out again and Messrs. II. NJ.
Lear and Frank Moore. who have been
victims of painful accidents. are able
TO be out and attending to business.
Master Earnest Woods has recovered
from severe case Of ereisypelas and
Messrs |. c. Rueker and w. C. Fish
are showing improvement.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-16
GREATEST WAR IN HISTORY
Present Conflict Dwarts All Others Which
Have Been Waged In The Worlds
History.

Former wars were wars of armies
and governments: this war is war OF
nations. Former wars were wars OF
soldiers; this is war in which the
chemist and the manufacturers and the
workingman at home are as vital to
victory as the fighters at the front.
Former wars were on a great scale, but
none Of them saw. as this has seen,
some 20. 600, 900 men under arms.
Former wars were expensive, but
never until now has civilization paid
$50. 600. 900. 90 day for the pleasure OF
blowing itself to pieces. Former wars
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-16
GROWING OLD.

A little more tired at close of day:
A little less anxious to have our way:
A little less ready to scold and blame;
A little more care for brother name,
And so We are nearing the journeys end
Where time and eternity meet and blend.
A little less care for bonds and gold;
A little more zest in the days Of old;
A broader view and saner mind,
And little more love for all mankind;
A little more careful of what we say,
And so We are faring a-down the way.
A little more love for the friends of
youth:
A little less zeal for established truth:
A little more charity in our views.
A little less thirst for the daily news;
And 80 We are folding our tents away
And passing in silence at close of day.
A little more leisure to sit and dream,
A little more real the things unseen;
A little bit nearer to those ahead.
With visions Of those long loved and dead
And so We are going where all must go,
To the place the living may never know.
A little more laughter little more tears
And We shall have told our increasing
years:
The book is closed and the prayers are
said,
And We are a part Of the countless dead
Thrice happy. then, if some soul can say,
II live because he has passed my way. !"
Ely
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-12-16
PAINT LICK

Miss Alma Lear is the guest of
friends in Winchester.
Mr.. John Stewart has returned from
a prospecting trip TO West Point. Miss.
Mrs. Rice Woods is the guest of her
mother. Mrs. John =. White in Nicholas
vile.
Mr.. Woods Walker attended the XVI
Red Berkshire Association meeting in
Stanford Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. M. Walker. Of Ian.
caster, were weekend guests Of Mr..