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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01

Girls should beware of young men
who pose as candy kids; as husbands
they are apt to develop into lemon
drops.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01
How Poetry Is Written.

"This is pretty poem of yours.
Something tossed off to crafty a
whimsical fancy?"
mo; something ground out to pay
a wash BILL"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01
It's Object.

81 see conspiracy is suspected in
-four"
Yes; suppose the conspirators
see a chance of getting all the
dough-"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01
It Seems So.

"They are always Dragging of their
ancestors"
Yes. from the way they talk you
would almost imagine they had Sc
lected them themselves"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01

The demand for sincerity is far in
excess of the visible supply.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01

But man never realizes what fool
ideas he has until after he builds a
house according to his own plans.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01

Man is seldom famous for the things
that he has not done.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01
GiddapI

Giddapl
Well" said Clancy, when he came
home to supper, 81 got fired today"
II thought you told me that you
were working on fireproof building"
exclaimed Mrs. Clancy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01
Avoiding Talk.

keep out your tongue" the doctor says,
The while your pulse he'll grab;
A goodly scheme in many ways.
1t saves a lot of CAB.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01
The Out and Out Truth.

WAS the man the same one that
brought the bill before?"
Yes"
did you say that I was out?"
mo; told him 1 thought he was
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01
More Worry.

Don't worry. Worry affects the
ductless glands of the body, thus caus-
ing actual physical ailments"
Gosh, I'm sorry you tolG me that
1t will make me worry"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01

If 1t wasn't for men, fewer women
would dislike each other.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01
So Saws the Bachelor.

OF modesty men naturally have
All that's to be desired;
But most women seem to think
IT'S a thing to be acquired.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-07-01

Jones mother-in-law is certainly a
nervy woman"
What has she done?"
"She has threatened to sue him for
non-support."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27

The members OF tho board are
ethical doctors. and the defend
ant Was an ''un-shicar doctor.
The president Of the board was
tho chief witness for the prosecu.
ton. The members of the board
were the judges. likewise the jury.
Also the executioners
The charges against Jordan were
that. in advertisements appearing
in a Seattle paper-not Tho Star
he made promises which he could
not fulfill. In ono "ad" appeared
testimonial by man named
Golngs. OF Ballard. 20 the effect
that Or. Jordan had cured him OF
Brights disease In the other 'ad
one Boyd. OF Seattle. testified that
Or. Jordan had cured him OF iuber-
,ulosis.
Dispositions by Goings and Boyd
we're offered at the trial by Jordan
These deposltions.' says Jordan
'were even more favorable 10 me
than we're the testimonials con
tained in the advertisements"
While admitting this. Attorney
Max wardail. counsel for the board.
says: The wording accompany
ing the testimonials was objec-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27
Says Her Husband
Didn't Get Doctor
WhenBabiesC Came

Rich and stingy and cruel and
nnkemn, Thi. ta wha, Mr.. Mar.
~, !. - -,
sna '. hAr.sun NV eayr y, Ds'' ~
Na'Ison. "n"'h s"" "@'''"u se'e"
ies,s $40 g..
,,. sne sA,s ~, 20 ~ neI oou,p'asn. ant i"'
.'asu -
hslr ,"o chsuIsn. aug yesI :
olu; are IA 'ils aca''Is .as uu,sst , ! .
uhueI ING cna'ss v, tuo lu'en.io ~
souI'; Nnien lounu t"',n a'N.us
N a mouse Nne." 'ne o'ue' pe'p'e
were ln,oA'cs.eu' IA.
'.ss sno.ne' sn'p~'eer ~
" "e'~e Ss' - sy
70 tne "o peop,e ~"o ~"
na'e 'ne oono .n., n0'os We
'o9e.ne'' ou, 70 "e "nose
en',o'en' ano 10 SOCIETY !" se"
-,
ano why
"en' ~. ws' ~ 80 '"e
10 wnen u'er mseO A..
~" rnA "'' "~e r
ony o" o.. a..
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27
ROOSEVELT WILL
GIVE $4,000 TO
AID UNEMPLOYED

NEW YORK, Jan. 27.-Ten
thossund dollars will be Col.
Roosevelt's gift 10 the unem-
ployed " he carries out a
suggestion made by him In
an address here last night.
The eolonel's friends say
they expect him to put the
idea Into Instant execution.
The eolonel's suggestion
was made while he was
commenting on the action OF
congress In defeating his ef.
fort to turn over TO congress
the Nobel peace prize OF
$4,000 awarded 70 him In
1906, 10 be used In the Inter
est Of Industrial peace.
Roosevelt said he would
contribute $4,000 to the un-
employed "if an all-wlse and
omnIpotent congress allows
me-"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27

ioctors' bills for $500 or ss0t
which he will produce In court.
These are comparatively
simple questions. and the court
can arrive at somewhere near
the facts. But the one ques-
tion which nobody ever has
been able 90 answer, and
which will be no nearer q solu.
tion when the case OF David
and Martha karlson has been
disposed Of. 10 why girl Of
IS ever narrIes a man OF 54:
or. for the question has two
sides, why man OF 81 ever
rsrrIes . girl OF rs.
And the worst OF II 10 that
the children were not asked
anything about II.
THEY JUST HAVE TO
STAND 1T,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27
P[AN4'CENTFARE
Jitney Bus Company
Organizes to Start
1000 Machines;
Will Give Low Fare
and Transfers.

The Seattle Auto Transit Co.
10 the name OF a new jitney bus
company that made its appear
ance In Seattle today.
II proposes, its promoters say,
to place as many as 200 eight
passenger machines In eerviee.
beginning within three weeks.
Articles Of Incorporation are
being drafted and will be flied
at Olympia within a few days.
The company says II will sell four.
cent tickets, half-fare student
tickets. and will issue transfers on
both cash fares and tickets.
The type OF car TO be used Is a
Dodge Bros. limousine, seating
eight passengers and driver in an
individual seat Electric lights are
expected TO make reading possible
and an electric heating system will
be Installed for winter. In summer
the sides will be opened.
Racks for parcels. money chang
ers and ticket venders are included
in the design. The Combs tire,
which is puncture proof and nom
skid, will be another innovation.
Jitney busses bearing the label of
the organization OF owners and
lesEees who have banded together
for the purpose OF systemafizing
the new method OF transportation
as well as seeking proper regulation.
appeared on the street Wednesday.
Cards bearing the association sym
Dol were distributed at a meeting
held Tuesday night at the Press
club. The association has several
hundred members.
Hugh Todd, counsel for the as
sociation. returned from Olympia
and told something OF what the 1T
ney enemies propose to do In the
Legislature. Todd said also that the
public service commission undoubt-
edly would give the jitney operators
a square deal
He expressed apprehension
concerning senate bill No. 46.
While In Its present form. IL In
no wise relates to jitney busses,
Todd said, but an amendment
10 possible which viii give the
traction con panies control over
the Jltney bus field, " they de-
sire TO enter into II. At the
same time they could keep out
competition, he said.
Members OF the association
can get their supplies at a IS
per cent discount from certain
automobile dealers, IL was an
nounced.
A. L. Alexander. owner of two
jitney busses. was appointed traf.
fic superintendent at a nominal
salary
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27
MOTHER JONES
AND JOHN D. TO
VISIT COLORADO

NEW YORK, Jan. 27.--John
D. Rockefeller, jr, accompa-
panied by Mother" Mary
Jones, will visit the Colorado
coal fields soon.
An agreement 20 this effect
was reached today during the
noon recess OF the Industrial
commission, which Is lnvestl-
eating the private foundations.
The multl-mlllionalre and the
woman labor champion compll-
mented each other on their ap-
parent willingness TO "do the
right thing" and shook hands
on II when they parted.
I'm sure we can agree Mrs
tones told Rockefeller, III yo
will see the problem as | know yo
san you can easily become tn
biggest man in the industria
world"
Rockefeller smiled broadly.
"You flatter me-" he protested
Now, look here. Mr.. Rockefe
err" said Mother" Jones. 81 ar
more accustomed to THROWN
bricks than bouquets, but you seer
On the level in this. Every worke
should be willing to help you. a
your success means the dawnin
,f a new day for labor"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27
CARRIE NATION
STUFF DON'T GO
IN KING COUNTY

This Carrie Nation stunt may be
all O. X. In that dear old Kansas,
u. s. A.
But fight shy OF II In King coun-
ty, folks.
w. Barkwell busted two windows
in saloon in North Bend. Was
he greeted with cheers? Nay. nay.
Pauline.
He was handed 10 days in the
county bastile this morning by
Judge Tallman.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27
KAISER HAS CORY BIRTHDAY

TO statements by officials at head
quarters today.
AS soon as the German forces
had won the trenches at Craonne.
they Joined in a celebration and
song service in the captured posi-
tIons.
The assault there was conducted
under the glare OF French search.
lights. The Germans had advanced
to within 300 yards OF the French
entanglements when their presence
was reveled by the lights and
French machine guns we're turned
on them.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27

PARIS, Jan. 27.--Heaps OF
dead, the Victims OF reckless.
bloody charges against the
trenches Of the allies. were the
German army's birthday present
to the kaiser today.
Inspired by the presence of
the kaiser, the troops hurled
themselves against the French
and English position In a series
Of night attacks along line
from the North sea to Rheims.
Excepting near Craonne, wher,
the French we're driven out OF theI
trenches, these assaults wer'
thrown back with losses. accordini
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27
OLD man and GIRL ARE SLAIN

NEW YORK, Jan. a.
Marion FrsnkIyn, a stenoora-
pher, 30. and John q. Christie
pher, so, an engineer, were
found dead today. with their
heads crushed, IN an apart
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27

ment on ft4th st. here.
A bloody hstohet and a ham,
mer were found near the
corpses.
Joseph krIessIeder. JsnItor
Of the building, and his wife
we're arrested.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27
CRANE TO FIGHT

Alleging that the information
against him does not state suffi-
cient facts to constitute n crime,
Felix Crane. alleged negro boss OF
the tenderloln. Wednesday filed a
demurrer TO knock ont the charge
against him without any trial.
Crane is represented by Attorney
Vanderveer. The demurrer will
probably he argued Saturday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27
TO firing Line
With RECRUITS

Special War Correspondence.


CALAIS 2T.-From Land OF No
But
Kitcheners o a lifetime
clearly n be
curtoely
Yet the khakicad who for that place the
line Of close built
behind n
the funnel
n a franc no
the
supposed the Land No
colony.
LANDING
rifle
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27
Innocent Victims of
Doctors Trust Appeal
TO Law 10 Save Lives
By Fred l.. Boalt

BY Fred L. Boat
J. S not a Ct He
l Jordan a
he soceS a "goD
president
nd ii rufe from
He appealed and the will be tried In the superior
d
n
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27
OFFICER SHOT
AS AUTO THIEF

PORTLAND. Jan. 27.-Shot
by patrolman c. klinaInsmith.
who rlstook him for an auto
mobile thief. Police Sergeant
stahl died early today.
The accidental shooting oe-
CURED In the business district
shortly before midnight.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27
BOXING PROMOTERS
PLEAD NOT GUILTY

Dan Salt and Lonnie Austin. pro-
moters OF the fight which resulted
In the death OF Ludwig Anderson.
entered a plea OF not guilty In
Judge Tallman's court Wednesday.
The date OF their trial has not yet
been set.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27

In Review"
Rehearsals for tho Town In Re
view" the third annual extraya-
ganza show TO be given by the
Young Mems Hebrew association
February Z. are being held at the
Metropolitan theatre.
Under the direction OF Philip
Gross. member OF the association,
assisted by Profs. Leuben and
Faurot. the cast OF 100 young men
and women is practically ready to
stage tho show.
The Town in Review" in yaude.
Vile and extravaganza specialties,
will review local and national topics
OF the past year. Prominent men
will be satirized in an original way
A number OF scenic dances have
been worked out by Prof. q. Faurot
for the first act OF the show.
One-half OF tho net proceeds will
be given TO the wa sufferers OF
Europe.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27
5000
T0GE:'l
WORK!
WHAT ALASKA ROAD
MEANS TO SEATTLE

Hiring of 5000 men here
and nearby to work on line.
Movement of another TO-
900 men to the North to
prospect country to be
traversed by road.
Outfitting of entire num-
Der here or in Alaska towns !;
il here. retail merchants
will profit; if in North, Sc
attic wholesalers will get
business.
Buying of much equip
ment here.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-01-27

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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-12-03

THERE are many who differ with the
political views of Governor Phillip.
There are some who fervently wish
that the whole administration would be
retired from public life with speed and
dispatch. But there probably would
not be one who would not agree that
Governor Philip is one of the most
democratic and generous hearted men
that has ever sat in the executive chair
if he had seen little incident in the
capitol park Saturday.
An old man, gray haired and bent,
was pushing big wheel-barrow, heav-
lily loaded with an immense mortar
board, along the capitol parkway.
When he came to the curb he pushed
with all his might to get it up the in
cline. He backed up three or four
times and took flying start. But it
was no go. He simply did not have
the strength. The governor came out
of the capitol just in time to see the
old man make last attempt. He
walked over, took off his coat, and
helped the old boy up that curbing, as
sisted in the readjustment of the load
on the wheel barrow, chatted second,
and, in parting, slapped the beaming
workman on the back.-State Journal.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-12-03
Three Brothers Made Rich.

Three brothers, all farmers of mod
est means, living near Madison, will
divide a check of nearly $500, 600. The
brothers are William, Andrew and
Mathew Kruth, and the check comes
from the international Harvester COM
pany.
After years almost incessant labor
the Kruths perfected corn shocker,
which is said to be marvellous inven-
ton. destined to rank with the cotton
gin and the self-binding reaper. The
machine, it is declared, harvests the
corn and stacks it in perfect shocks,
doing the work of many men.
The machine has been in the hands
of the Harvester company experts fol
weeks. What they think of it is indi.
Gated by the size of the check.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-12-03
Ministers Hit Philip.

Gov. Philips Thanksgiving procla-
nation does not contain the word
"God, and for this omission the Madi-
son ministers have made the governor
the target of criticism.
Gov. Philip finally paused long
enough from his multitudinous execu-
tive duties last week to give the COM
planning clergymen the following broad
minded reply:
81 want to say to the ministers that
they have no more reverence for the
deity than have /, and in my proclama-
tion | said: TT is fitting that we re-
ceive these favors of Providence in
spirit of gratitude. And Providence
in that sense means God.
81 have followed the time honored
custom of calling upon the people for
an expression of gratitude. have no
right to dictate to any one how this
gratitude shall be Representatives, |
leave it to every man to follow the die
tates of his own conscience. Ministers
should remember that it is one thing to
be minister and serve his flock and it
is quite different thing to be public
officer in the service of all the people.
-Elkhorn Independent.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-12-03

A good, we'll located 120 acre farm
for rent on shares. See me for terms.
I have the following desirable small
tracts of land for sale in the city of
Edgerton:
S acres, So, 500. This contains fair
house and barn.
8 acres, SIS, 500. Plenty of good
buildings.
D acres with good house and barn.
Price $1,000.
81 acres with good house at So, 500.
10 acres with good buildings. A
very homelike place, $4,000.
Also the following tracts without
buildings:
2 twenty acre tracts at $120 each.
2 twenty acre tracts at $3.50 each.
/ twenty-seven acre tract. So, 500.
Also 43 acre farm with fine gravel
pits which have always been a paying
proposition; with good house and barn
and plenty of good farm land at 81, 500.
This is a money maker.
ID. w. North.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-12-03

PROGREssIvEIsM is going on the rocks
everywhere. Woman suffrage gets a
knockout blow in three states; state
wide prohibition suffers defeat in Ohio;
Detroit rejects the socialistic PROPOSE
ton of municipal ownership of street
car lines; New York tucks it's new con-
stitution under the boiler of popular
disapproval where the flames are burn
ing brightest and sends it up in smoke.
All these progressive catastrophies
come swarming on the heels of Wis
consin's rejection of ten constitutional
innovations, bertillioned progressive. I"
Add to these Philips election and you
ill the progressive bowl of misery to
overfiowing, and the cup of govern
mental welfare and safety to the brim.
If Philip makes the race against La
Toilette for U. S. senator, our neigh
Dor at Maple Bluff will be home to call
ers for longer periods each year than
is the case now. Every progressive,
be he democrat or republican, who can
get an appointive office now, better
grab it, for his chance of getting one
through an election has mighty far
away appearance. -Madisonian.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-12-03
The Hougen Chicago Orchestr;

The Hougen Chicago Orchestra will
give concert and dance in Academy
hall, Wednesday evening, Dec. 8. This
admission Tickets for both concert
and dance have been placed at SIPS
per couple. Extra lady, Is cents.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-12-03

Marvel, Gold Medal and Puritan
flour, ST. so, at Conn's.
For SALE-A Duroc boar and three
sows in fine condition. Registered,
cheap. DIR. Meyers, Edgerton 1tf
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1915-12-03
Unclaimed Letters,

Letters remaining uncalled for in the
P. O. at Edgerton for the week ending
Dec. 2, 1915:
Mr. John Besaw Miss NayDelle Friedrich
Miss Ida Hogan Mr.. Cord Shuman
Mr.. Burt Shurnean Mr. John Bishop
Persons calling for any of the above
named letters please say advertised !"
G.. A. HoEN, p. M.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1915-06-11
active in politics.

| am going to stop now, not be-
cause have run out Of anything
to write but beca use [ know space
is quite a factor in newspaper
and then, if I tell too much now,
people will soon lose interest in my
letters and be inclined to pass
them unread. | hope this lett er
will find all we'll and happy
and getting the very best there is
out of life. | think if there is any,
one in the world who is not ,enjoy
ing life to the fullest, they are, to
say the least, very unfortunate
Worry and imaginary trouble have
killed more people than all the
wars. | think a good hearty whole.
some laugh is the best medicine on
earth. Ever try it? You know
that little poem Laugh and the
world laughs with you-weep ane
you weep alone" There is more
truth than poetry to that.
Wishing everyone happiness,
/ THE OLD BOY
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1915-06-11
MARBLE COMPANY HAS
Opened OFFICE HERE
Asheyille Citizen, July 81.

Asheville Citizen, July 81.
Asheville becomes the clearing
house for another large industry.
The Regal Marble company, the
only quarter of marble in North
Carolina, has just opened IN office !
in AheviIle at No. Is Patton avenue. !
where j. G. Deshler, secretary and
treasurer of the company will be
found permanently.
The Regal Marble company was
formed only last year and bought
the properties of the famous Regal
Blue marble in Cherokee county,
near Murphy. These quarries had
been operated for more than twelve
years, but the entire product had
been shipped III rough blocks to the
Georgia manufacturers for finishing.
Immediately after its organiZa-
ton the Regal Marble company
began the erection of a manufacture
ing plant at the quarters at Regal.
The demand for the product increas-
ed SO rapidly that the company has
been forced a number Of times dur
ing it's short career to enlarge.
Wilson NJ. Hardy, former resi-
dent OF Rome, Ca, president of the
company, whose office is at Regal
states that marble dealers over the
entire country are eager for this
North Carolina product and show
! their appreciation Of it By paying
third more for Regal Blue than they
do for Georgia marble. The marble
was awarded the gold mccall at the
St. Louis Worlds fair in competition
with marble from over the whole
world. Recent tests conducted BY
the government demonstrate tha
tl.:e Il Ga ,;iira marble is tht
hardest quarried in America, hav
! ing a crushing strength OF 1896
S pounds per cubic inch, and th'
most endurin its water absoIptio:
being only four ten thousandth O
one per ceLt. 1t takes a highe
polish and brings out the letterin
! more strongly than any other mon
4 umental material on the marke
& either marble or granite.
Mr.. Deshler. native of Ohio VIII
Y has been native of Asheville fO
} two years, became financially il
) terested in the property sometim
ago and for the better handling {
: its business opened an office i
Asheville, the business centre {
= Western North Carolina.
In discussing the matter, M
) Deshler called attention to the fax
8 that Regal marble enjoys the we
% eerned reputation of being the be-
in the country and Tat North Ca
y olinians are justly proud of it. +
" states that an additional quarry
: now being opened to supply tt
2r ever growing demand, that Il
v manufacturing plant is being il
IS creased to produce double it's pre-
= ent output and that the buSine
v which the company already enjO,
TO in thirty-seven different states
e now being extended to foreie
7e countries
e. John latham of Andrews was