davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1915-09-28
WIESCI z HAITI.

Waszyngton, % wrzesnia. -
Miniaturowa wojna ma Haiti po-
chioneia dotychczas zycie trzecn
amerykahskich marynarzy j oko-
10 100 krajowcow. RAPPORT vice
admirala Capertona o ostatniei
potyczce koio Cape. Haitien
stwierdza, re zgineio W niej so
krajowcow. Z posrod Ameryka-
now zginaf sieriant John Platt,
dziesieciu zas marynarzy zostaio
ranionych.
Tutejsze kola rzadowe podaja
usprawiedliwienie, dlaczego innej
polityki trzymaja sic W stosunku
do Haiti niz do MeNyku.
Mianowicie panstwa europej--
skie, ktore do Mexyku ME wysy-
iaiy swych okretow wojennych,
czyniiy to ma Haiti, gdzie lsdo-
waly nawet swych marynarzy.
Jest to poniekad pogwaiceniem
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1915-09-28
Doniesienia Niemieckie

mano ponad 800.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1915-09-28
Woina Wloska.

lcya wojska trivia W pelni.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1915-09-28
SYTUACYA BALKAN
SKA BEZ ZMIANY.
I WIoskiegO Teatru Wojny.
Walk1i ma MOrNaCh.
INNE TELEGRAMY.
Wall1i ma Morzach.
INNE TELEGRAMY.

ska. Co to ma bye narazie jesz-
cze ME wiadomo.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1915-09-28
II GORNIKOW SKAZANYCH
MA SMIERC BEE
. RATUNKU.

Wilkesbarre, Pa, Q swrzesnia.
w kopalni The Lehigh Coal
and Navigation Co." W Coaldale
oberwala sic ma przestrzeni 300
stop skaia zamykajac jedyne
,przejScie do tel czesci kopalni, W
ktorej II g6rnikow znajdowalo
sic przy piracy. Usunac ia, albo
przebic - jest niepodobienstwem
iniema zadnej nadziei przyjscia Z
pomoca i uratowania zamknie'
tych zywcem W grobie g6rnikow.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1915-09-28
StratV niemieckie
100000 ludzi.
ROSYANIE POBILI NIEMCOW.
PoEoWa jednej armi p6EnOCnej zniesiOna!

skich, Z morza je ostrzeliwaja
cych, zatopiiy jeden I tych O.
kret6w. Niemieckie raporty obi
czaja liczbe Anglik6w, Francu--
z6w i Belg6w ma zachodnim from
Gle ma 10000.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1915-09-28
DIR. DUMBA POJEDZIE
PAZDZIERNIKA.

Nowy York, % wrzesnia. -
Poniewaz Rad tutejszy tax dlu-
go ME postara sic zabezpiecze-
ME przejazdu przez ocean DR.
Dunbie, ia kdiugo ME otrzyma
Cd rzadu austryackiego odpowie.
dzi ma swa ostatnia note, amba
sador widzial sic zmuszonym od-
jazd swoj odiozyc do 5 pazdzier-
nika j w dniu tym ma odpiyna;
ma parowcu ,Nieuw Amsterdam"
Cd ambasadora Penfielda przy-
szedi ostatnio z Wiednia kablo--
gram, ze Rad austryacko we
gierski ma w zupelnosci zgodzic
sic ma zadanie Wuja Sama i W
najblizszych dniach zupelnie for
malnie DR.. Dumbe odwolae.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15
.gariD nirO bier anfaeia6rt.

Bonn tommcnoan Sointdg Den rs.
qpril an miro I'M @ranoeis Ibeatee
Der groBte muiitaliidc SdIager Der
oSari", oufgefilbrt Sn.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15
VA Hayur wd uInir

lH dau btuiit I'D Bfliun3
mmte uai6taH ttM
Del uiaHll, 0enttl if5Hia lifis
iiiH. #duf Bic Blo8t BID
tfWniaim 1uflat Hh6 baaetH seam
EtHil dianbt estt iaaithsu. tit anis
ipell aH5iltu. sllagam aab ul9l.
.i6r boot 10 aut 6it 8aHttu Nit bls
.htt.e
Ditit batItt Gd8iblt 20. rlt
itBi ttfltitl mig0, mittlla nabt nuf
bat lie iid Butth loon m a4nlittt
Hdit ON Galunt 0a QtltgtB BON
1s70-u abgapitli. EN untttml
tung bat 3pil4m ittutm @trmltrtu
oils 9iamard unb 16ltrs nattgtiln
otu. gi6mard belt Dem iran30Hi6m
9iaatsmann Dor. pis drauirtia iols
ds milbsn goItuidaitsH, pis ole
2urios uub 8unptu, at3en ote Dtut
i6eR babe iiibrsn t6nnen. limb oars
auf t%rluiotrte 9biers ltibeuitaftli6
s9ie 6eutidsu bdbtn ia altt bic
uldnen babel. Bismard bemiib!e
i6, 5srrn Sbisrs btgreiilid 81 mas
den, oaB bic ulaneu tetne niIoen
goltsitamms, ionosru cine bsutids
aopalerietrupps lei. Qae 8emIbun
gen Gtsmurds, Germ 3biers oaDon
gu iiber3eugeL iparen obsr pergebli4;
39iers bIieb bel ietusr QuffaFuug,
bah man in ben lllanen etfpas 4ebns
Iiass ME Die iran3oiiI6en 3urtos
unD 3uaoen gu erbliden bate. 9as
lit oas llrbilb Der jebt er3d6Itsn 9ss
i6i4te. 8ei 0erielben @elegenbeit
Itritten ii9 8islnurt unb 2bier5 aud
barber berum, an peldsm uisr Der
Seine Rouen liegs. S9lieBlid iagte
5biers 5u 8ismart: Sic IiHO Der
6ieger, sic t0nnen es in bieier 9es
siebuug baIterl, ME sic poasn. i9
fige MIDI" I'm Den fran30liIden
5taatsmanu gu iiber3eugen, lieB Bis
mard cine Rarte tommen. 9a IteIte
fi6 beraus, bnB 8ismard nit ieiner
anii9t re6t bate uno baB 3biers gu
Ieiner faIf6en auna6me oaOur4 Oers
leitet morOen mar, oaB er ouf Der
Rarte bic singe3ei4nete giienbabnIis
ME fir ben 5luB sebaIten bate,
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15
0aiIn Mems hrimneIrndtef.

Berlin, 10. 4pril. Gmfenbe.
Cine frdftige Grpioeruro
auf sos y6rieoens glauifeit4 Der
Standardization Gei6staas.9 tb.
aeproneten uu0 ibrr5 4nhange5 al
bic 5%rou3cien INTO Gnqldnoer erIGht
ser io5ialoemofrotiihe gieidsta9s.
obgeernnete Seine in elmer Eolemit
8e9en Die 2ouooucr oGailDp 0enS1
meldle lid erfiibnt bate BON Idea.
len 3ieIen GngInnos" in oieien
i'm @egeniab ST. 0en 3ieten
Delttihlaa0s 3u iaielu. Seine tibet
cas- 9iatt folgen0crmnBen as:
o0ettihlono peiB DAB Gnglnno
llie fir ioecle gGpeggrllnoe mar.
oeutide SoenIi8mlls lit 1Itcr
lmb bicI better rrtpidelt, INTO aus
0ieiem @runoe muB 3etihlano
cas- grajioie engliide a~nerbietcn
elmer aircien @elt" nit 9Ilie oes
strieges ablebnen e5eoes 2au0
muB sur grfenntniB geIanger, oaB
rs eiuen lortidrittliden 5rie0cn
ltlir aus eiqeuer araft bermbiloen
utb frenloer SiIfc bier3u
nidt bell0tbigt. am aQermenigitan
16er Der britii6en."
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15


.tH m ib ial .Ni.
f an tf W
tta.Ni0 m
WfiaHW t0H fNf
ftat tut lHf M tt0b
f sa littef f1
HWaf'fdHfit aifirf dHi HiEliHt
utar1t tiu=0 mNdflH ul tlgiti
.maifrtdts nna 6t 9l5Bc .lfit8itaf
iCauaigH Stu allfn 1loliefu Ii6
AtiFfltHd iu alaiNHaian iaH mii
fHtiptlduibgH Nratdi NlaiiHtrtn
BY ffihm1ui met0en lltsf l1
900 Nufuie inb tgrelis or HHfdet
.6e6 paHhes onsftidn0t mor0eu olli
,}are 6ilie TT brtudeh6 crganidi
TOLLS Bic Nctreu iu 4A3fHn1ten mod
rrr0eu i0lltnI 4ir Bitten mierG
.druB0e micfe PctttIonen an BEN
IrdiioeHieu 5t icnoglt mo npicre
Flmrhistc an lore 6reim0c 3n ber.
theilCn
6rci6eu Sir bclte nod an 0cn
cfretGr emil Gmtct ii3 & 90
FIR, gtcp gorf Gitn mo lcgen
Sia no Gents (Goin o0cr i Sent
StumpsJ SIR 2leitreitlmg Der Siam.
pognct0iten lei.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15

9igrlW l5. 4pril t6nafgube.
- gou0on riiiet iif hereits
liim arobtu hricoWt ftit. Ger.
C5rlmb oieicr ploelIbeu 6rif0fus
hthlc tt mdt etiitilid es uore
bonn oaB it2 icit Dem ctmos inner.
ir1rtet eiuattreteneu urlalb bee
Staatsmluitcre oes AfuBercu cir
e onaro @ren heleihueuo sur 0icl
tfuin Qetommeu udteu Gue SO.
mltae tlr %ollgcmeiue ,}ipede 0gr 9ou.
ooner a%orporntidu bat ciuen lrobeH
9ctrag perlouai. i'm 0a5 Webalt0e
oes goroumDors 30 oeforieren Gtc
0oiiiide 3eitiMB" benlertt 5ieryu.
. Ties tliugt oeutideu 05reu pie
Elm 9tpriliher3."
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15

maiifaliider unO i3enii6er ge3ie.
Iuua ioa Oieies Stiid iogar nod
Iii luitige Bittpe" i%tbertreffen.
Ole @luiif If bon Grunerid Sal.
mann, eiilem Der berborragenOiteu
iiingeren aomponiiten Der @egen.
mart, uub giebt oa5 ilberidGiumeno
2ebbafte uto bod 70 @legante qs
ltnaariiden Observation-Disclosures CLAN.
8cno mieoer. Die 2eitung fabrt
Senrp 8. Sabage, mabreno Die
6otptroQe Der gGori@ bon Mi33ic
Der befannten 8rimaooma,
ouSgefiiIlt miro. 3os geiantmte
Rerionpl oes metropolitan 3pern.
in Rep gort ninmt an Der
a%ufiiibrung tbeiI, uro miro Oas
Stiid aud bier niht berfeblelL, feline
an8iebuu9Sfroft olts3uii6en.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15
Scr. 2. 60-67
Ger. 3. 107-108
Scr. A, 1061a-107
Gaenten.

aqenten fir ein !ebr pertbuoIs
les uno leidt perfdufitdcs 81
idcs Bud meroen iiberau gefudt
uno ougeiteGt. Suter 8erbtenit
une itetige arbeit fir Seoen, Der
etrpas tbun min. I'm tueitere Gus.
Funft ooreiiire: g. .. Bog 335,
Omaha Nebr.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15
aapitan gOn.GS ~funbuliert Daniels:

gAaibington IS. April. SEA.
pitdn gop,Go, Der oeutide 5lotteu.
attahee, iauote ~iolgen6es G9reiben
ali M}orineietretdr 3anieIs: "a t6
ounebme, Dab bic leste Sofinnng
ouf Die 9iettnng Der 0ffi3ierc ulto
Wiannifoften oes llnteriee6ootes
Sd geidmunoen lit, iprede if 0as
tieie geileio Der aaiierIid Geutiden
5Iotte itber ben bcflagcnspert6en
@erluit oiis. Sic itarben in treiler
@riiiIIung t6rer potriotiiden gf(i4t.
geebmen Gle, 6err Sefretdr, Die
8eriiderung meiner boQtonmenen
@o9o4tung e%ntgegen. (8e8) 9op.
90"
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15
SIR ben gRfaug,

gu einem b04sren Giienbabn6eam.
len in S4naben tommt cine aIte
Brdu nit Der 8itte, i6rsn Sobu aIs
9abnpGrter o0er &Onoutteur unters
Iubringen. Ia4Oem Der geamte lift
umitdnoli6 auseinanoergeieBt Fat,
ME i6per es iei, jebt ieman6 bel
Der 9abn an5ufeaen, iagt er, nSa,
Iiebe 5rau! Sci urs ptrb man Isi6s
ter Sofrat als aonbutteur." 9as
tauf meint nun bic f6libte 6rau:
,gaa, firm aufaug mar ia b6s a
net f9le4t."
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15

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OTIS .flaFf.
gdafliHm 1.fb.
gdmrfr N.afit haff BE 10 h6aer.
$1,000 -t085
W~lutlefidaIp. 1925 81 25.
rsta.a mssf,t...A4
m,.Aai.G IN @e@ m.g.
iei. bis 10 tohcr
6oditer Vrris SIS 30.
1dmtinc }uhbr 10000 Wartt
lcidie + 06oher. ou0ere feft.
IuhidBittsprcis S700-715.
S1ditcr grcis $3.50. Fl.
sdaie-3upbr 10000. Warft
icit bis 10 h6bcr.
Qdmmrr, hodiier grcis 1895.
.@eidorenc Qonmer $3.50.
q. 9o,,nb morr.tsx;h4
M;asni.s S 5l't,5. '4't' y mort+
~ - to 5aser
a S,F lU m ,s 90 a.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15

iN HWl
tattf tN CD efafa
aHtidf m sifaN8fi. ia
fH MHirfa m
t Af
lffsiaf lHfai rea tfai
tafaat tdH 0ilaf gltfHH
ntif NHf ifiW Ailidi t60i as
1lHf 400 BEN alaiGh Hb1aif lu.
esfH a6H hih tfHimtd hriHiatW
sir Ql'flHtaHtH1 1l0fl1H6
eefeolettit WHO tf ligbdsf ll
96thHaitH Ada 0 aib BHlmf alalt
in Ser w idtdtf afr Nfiiialatt2 bi.
non iroe Der iduNrB Tons ltnf 1fa.
ie Wb ldnleaht iutmft lcaaffpge
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15

Mnn unteritiise 6ie 6eutide
Greiie, in0cm man gu ibrer Der.
breitung beitr1gt.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15

8ei3elt-
Ger. 2. 155-156
Scr. 8. 1~5412-1551A
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15

Wctm tdicn I'M ierueH Bcin0eslanD
@icr aouige luerocu ia 8cuannt
80 erBs&onia eas it z ugs
lambs Gtng
ln6 Gilt alS rfdter Shpammerlma;
9itoIdus6en II. Oieier @ute.
SIT &tteu &ouig nit ber
@Hute";
8iebt einer fann oeu aSref bonn 2es
Der,
3auu beiBts: vGi idaul Der
~ JUar6e Reter"l~
aIs s@aro &oute" bat neHig
Gtebe
Scr oide Serrf6er Der 8 a M
meIote5e.
llHb mfre aSungeu" 1T ed n"
ale
glit &atttens UNI 3rompeteniaaae,
gcim W0rIers uu0 6a~ubibcufualci
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15
Omaha @etreiSemarft.

Gurfep 8ei8ert-
Ger. 2. 155-156
Scr. 8. 1541a-1551A
8ei3en-
9}r. 2. 154--15414
Scr. 8. 153-154
8eiBer 6riibiabrsmei8en-
gtr, 8. 15112-15412
0urom 8ei5en-
Ger. 2. 149H-15o
gtr. 3. 148h-149
8eiBeS Sort
g3r. 1. 72A-72A
gtr. 2. 72-72A
Scr. 8. 711a-71A
Scr. A. 7034-71A
gtr. 5. 704 -70A
Scr. 6. 70-701a
@el6es Sort
Scr. 1. 7114-7tA
Scr. 2. 71A-71H
gtr. 3. 70$4-71
Ger. 4. 70-701a
Scr. 5. 6934-70H
gtr. 6. 6912-70
&orn--
g%r. /. 71A-71A
Scr. 2. 70-71
Scr. 8, 6914-70h
gar. 4. 69A-7012
Scr. s. 69-70A
SIR. 6. 68$4-70
Safer
g$r. .. 5434-55
SIR. 8. 5412-54sA
gtr. 4. 54A -5412
Stai!oaro Safer 533A-54
9tr. 1. 6uttergerite 68-74
9toggen-
Ser. 2. 60-67
Ger. 3. 1O7-10S
Scr. A, 1061a-107
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1915-04-15
Der MangeI an Geld

biuosrt Gis nt6t,
Sbrs aussn OrOeHt.
LID NIT @lafsru
auS3uitdtteu.
@elIn ole Gopfs
i6merBsn Babsn
nsru6s sebddtutbs
l9wa9, idwinblt9
iinb, an f~lIeBenbsn
SteaeHJ perftopfteH,
iafsnbeu, brenitsH
ben, roihen ober
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
HAD REAL IDEA OF ECONOMY
Jap Explains How Family Was En-.
abled to Use One Fan Two or
Three Generations.

Among the Japanese economy is
held to be a high virtue Two old mi.
sers OF Tokyo were one day discussing
ways and means of saving.
81 manage to make fan last about
twenty years." said one, "and this is
my system: | don't wastefully open
the whole fan and wave ii carelessly.
| open only one section at a time,
That is good for about year Then
open the next, and so on until the
fan is eventually used up"
Twenty years for a good FAM" eX-
claimed the other. what sinful ex-
travagancel In my family we use a
fan for two or three generations, and
tnis is how we do il: We open the
whole fan, but we don't wear 1t out
by waving IT, oh, no! We hold 1t
still. like this. under our nose, and
wave our face!"-Everybody's.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
EVIDENTLY NOT AN ARTIST
Judging From Comment, Bilkins Had
a Good Deal TO Learn About
Photography.

Young Bilkins is an enthusiastic de-
votee OF amateur photography. He al
ways insists upon taking" his family
and friends posed in more or less ar
tstic attitudes.
Not long ago there was an exhibit
tion Of the work of local photograph.
ic club to which the young fellow be-
longs. and where were displayed the
results OF certain of his efforts to i'm
mortalize his family and friends. In
one corner hung a group of figures
twisted into the most extraordinary
positions, the general effect being that
of persons in various stages Of par
alysis.
"Who in the world are those queer.
looking people?" asked someone.
"Oh, those are some Of Bilkins'
strained relations" said bystander.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
NOT AS HE EXPRESSED THEM
Transfers Words Would Have Re-
quired Adjustment Before Their
Use in the Pulpit.

A man was brought before a police
court charged with abusing his team
and using loud and profane language
on the street One of the witnesses
was a pious old darky, who was sub
mittsd to a short cross-examlnation
Did the defendant use improper
language while he was beating his
horses?' asked the lawyer.
well he talk mighty loud, sub"
did he indulge in profanity?'
The witness seemed puzzled The
lawyer put the question in another
form:
What mean, Uncle Aus, is-did
he use words that would be proper for
your minister to use in a sermon?"
"Oh, yes suh." the old man replied
with grin that revealed the full
width of his immense mouth: but
dey'd have to be ranged diff'runt."-
Eyerybody's Magazine.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
PRACTICAL SALOON SUBSTITUTE

The Illinois Steel company started a
campaign against drinking among
their employees in their South Chi
cago mills a short time ago. The sa-
loonkeepers, by the way OF retaliation.
established elaborate free lunches and
advertised the fact They posted signs
which told Of the bad effects cold
lunches have on digestive organs. over
the doorways Of saloons pictures of
large steaming bowls OF soup were
painted. One sign read: Don't come
in to drink, come in to eat"
The steel company came back with
the establishment OF restaurant in
the plant with the following menu:
Bowl of Soup &c
Roast Beef and Potatoes sc
Ham Sandwich &c
Tomato 1c Beans &c
Pie 1c Coffee &c Ice Cream &c
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
One on Rufus Choate.

Judge Parry, in a recent article on
Rufus Choate, Advocate" says on oc.
casion Choate would meet with his
Sam Weller. Defending a prisoner
theft of money from a ship. wit.
ness was called who had turned states
evidence and whose testimony went to
prove that Choate's client had insti.
gated the theft.
Well" asked Choate. what did he
say? Tell us how and what he spoke
to you"
Why" said the witness. "he told us
there was a man in Boston named
Choate and he'd get us of II they
caught us with the money in our
boots"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
CRIME INVESTIGATION.

Mr.. Fletcher Dobyns OF Chicago
says in a published statement that
his investigations as attorney for the
city council crime commission have
influenced him to go out and fight the
saloon as the greatest source of crime
in Chicago. He asserts that almost
all crimes are committed by abnormal
persons, and that in tracing the source
Of these abnormalities he has found
1t to be, in large majority of cases,
the liquor evil.
Before | started my investigations
in regard to crime" says Mr.. Dobyns
Il was not a total abstainer or an
advocate Of closing the saloons. But
now | believe that alcoholic drinks do
more than anything else toward Great
ing the abnormal person We must
face the liquor problem. say II not
as a prohibitionist, but as student
Of crime"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
Just az He Had said.

You remember selling me some
hair.restorer when called the other
day to get shaved. you hoary-headed
old theft" roared the indignant Gus
toner. You sold it under false pre-
lenses. SIR. You said It would restore
my head 10 its original condition"
We'll. didn't II work." asked the
barber
Work? No. It's taken OF what 1T
tie hair used TO have, and | am as
bald as the pavement now"
That's quite right. sir. No false
pretense about that. said It would
restore your head to its original condi
tion. and you know, sir, most of US
are born bald"
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HAD SIGNED THE PLEDGE.

The artist was painting-sunset,
red, with blue streaks and green dots.
The old rustic, at a respectful dis
tance, was watching.
"Ah,- said the artist. looking up
suddenly. perhaps to you, too, ma
ture has opened her sky-pictures page
by page? Have you seen the lambent
flame OF dawn leaping across the livid
east; the red-stained, sulfurous islets
floating in the lake of fire In the
west; the ragged clouds at midnight,
black as a ravens wing, blotting out
the shuddering moon?"
NO" replied the rustic, shortly;
mot since ] signed the pledge"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
ALBERTA DRY,

Alberta, Canada. is the first domin-
ion province to abolish the saloon by
direct vote OF the people. 1t voted dry
July 21 by 10000 majority, the law to
go into effect July l, 1916. This great
newly white territory comprises 260..
600 square miles, an area larger than
the combined states of oregon. Wash
ington and Idaho.
A factor of great influence in the
victory was the Endorsement of the
prohibition measure by the medical
men of Calgary who thus placed them
selves in the front rank of efficient
and up-to-date physicians who are
everywhere declaring the evil effects
OF alcoholic beverages.
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GOVERNMENT FIGURES.

According to statistics made public
by the treasury department, internal
revenue collections on spirits are de-
creasing about si,250,o00 a month.
and this despite the emergency war
tax" levied on wines by the last con-
gress.
That there has been marked de-
crease in the amount of distilled spir'
its consumed in the United States the
past year is shown by the following
figures: From July 1, 1918, to May
1. 1914. the taxes were $135,51s,495.
From July. 1914. to May l. 1915, they
were sl2l ,s04 ,705-a decrease during
the ten months OF s13,713,790.
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WILL STAY IN JAIL.

With tears in his eyes Charles Boyer,
sixty-three years old and prisoner in
the Multnomah county jail, Oregon,
pleaded with county officials that he
might be kept in the Jail until the state
goes dry on January l. 1916. Every
time get near booze" explained Mr..
Boyer, II get drunk. Every time get
drunk hire a rig and go for ride.
Every time go for ride forget to
bring the horse back to the stable" ;"
I'VE will keep you in Jail until Janu-
airy TO-" the fudge assured the prisoner
when he heard the plea. "The state
ought to be good and dry by that
time"
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Period Of Romance Ended.

"No more shall hear his footsteps
on yonder walk just as the clock
strikes eight"
Gracious. Jeannette"
"And the old parlor light will mover
burn low for him again"
you don't mean it?"
II do; and. furthermore. he will new.
er sit on this sofa three nights a week
and call me pet names. as he has been
doing for two years"
II am anstonished."
And tonight am going to burn all
the old love letters in my chest OF
drawers"
"B-but why? Are you going to dis
card him."
Discard him! Why. you goose, |
am going to marry him!"
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II was a minstrel performance. and
In the intervals between the songs the
usual jokes were being perpetrated.
What am de difference between an
ol maid and married woman?
asked Sambo.
why" explained Sambo, "de old
maid am lookin' for n husband ebery
day. an de married woman am lookin'
for i'm ebery night"
There was a pause. and several eld-
erly gentlemen got up and stole softly
into the night.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
TEN MlNNlES CLAIM HOARD

Marshall, Mo-Ten Minnie Reau-
beaus already have made claim 10 the
$4,000 in gold coin and nuggets dug
up at the home Of Charles Reaubeau,
a recluse, whose will left the treasure
TO Minnie Reaubeau. a niece.
n was believed Reaubeau had con
siderable money. but no trace OF II
could be found until the recent food
washed away the old house and ex-
posed a corner of an iron box buried
under it,
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To Drive Out Malaria
And Build LIN The System

Take the Old Standard GROVE S
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking. as the formula is
printed on every label, showing it is
Quinine and Iron in tasteless form The
Quinine drives out malaria. the Iron
builds up the system so cents. Adv.
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That's Different.

when we want to say something
that we don't dare say in English, we
use French"
And when the French want to say
something they don't dare say in
French
"Ah, you could make your fortune in
Paris IL you could only discover that
something"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11
CONDITIONS IN VERMONT.

When Vermont first went back to
license, in 1908, 90 cities and towns
voted that way. This year there were
but II, and two OF these burlington
Gnd Rutland), the only ones OF any I'M
portance which remained wet, stayed
so by but from % down TO 10 majority.
Its return to prohibition by popular
vote on March Z. 1916. seems assured.
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"Pa. what is the first line OF de-
fense?'"
THAT depends on the circumstances.
son. If this country were at war, the
first line of defense would be the navy.
When a mans married. it's usually the
telephone line, by which he tries to
square himself before he comes home. 4"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1915-11-11

IMITATION IS slNceREsT FLATTERY
but like counterfeit money the imita-
tion has not the worth of the original.
Insist on la Creole" Hair Dressing
it's the original. Darkens your hair In
the natural way, but contains no dye.
Price Sl.00.-Ady.
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COVETED BY ALL

but possessed by few--a beautiful
head OF hair. II yours is streaked with
gray. or is harsh and stiff, you can re-
store II to its former beauty and lus.
ter by using La Creole" Hair Dress
ing. Price s1.0O.-Adv.
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1t may he true that marriage is a
failure. But so. for that matter, is
remaining unmarried.
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Stretched Out.

"what is your dachshund's name7''
81 call him Art
"An appropriate name Art is long,