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The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27

Millionaires are not the only people
who have tainted money. Every now
and then you get hold of dollar bill
around in his sock.
If there was as much kissing at
home as there is at the depot there
wouldn't be so many divorces.
There is a silver lining to every
cloud. The hot weather that makes
the girls expose the elbows also makes
them don the see-mores.
If we could see ourselves as others
see US we would hOtfoOt it to an ocu-
list and have our eyes examined.
This would be fine. world if people
were as polite all the time as they are
when they are trying to sell you some
thing.
If you want to get anywhere you
will have to use some elbow grease
and crank up. Opportunity isn't going
to come along and equip you with a
self starter.
When a man has a twin sister he Is
often forty years old when she is only
twenty-five.
!
sing, but she will get mad if you even
hint that she hasn't a sense of humor.
After they have been married about
twenty years and mother weighs about
$50 pounds and has a shape like a box
car and moves around like a long
shoreman she often reminds father
that there was a time when he held
her on his knees and called her his
baby doll. And then father goes down
into the cellar and kicks the lining out
of the furnace.
The dignity of labor sounds good at
mass meeting, but it hasn't the same
appeal when you see the chauffeur of
a garbage wagon holding down his job.
Every woman imagines that she is
the only woman who has to get along
without things that she needs, but
there are mighty few women who are
hot disappointed at least once an hour.
When spring is blending to summer
there are days when man goes down
town in the morning covered with
prickIy heat and comes home at mid
night covered with goose pimples.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27
Terse Truths.
Our own Popular SONGS.

Our Own Popular Songs.
The flowers was blooming gaiIy as a girl
choked back sob
And went into a paint store and applied
there for job.
She had been out of work for weeks. and
she was feeling faint
And so the boss gave her a Job at filling
cans with paint
The paint was red, and this poor girl
knew that her face was white,
So now and then she'd take some paint
and make her cheeks look bright
She worked all day and toiled real hard.
for she did need that place,
But when she'd fill a can with paint, she'd
put some on her face.
That night, when work was done the
boss checked up the cans she'd filled,
And found six gallons of red paint was
either lost or spilled.
He hunted for the missing paint as any
man would do,
Until he saw the girls bright cheeks-and
then he got a clew.
He got some turpentine and then the
girls cheeks he did rub,
And when the paint was softened it ran
down into a tub
And soon the whole six gallons that was
missing was right there.
You're fired for stealing this here paint!"
the boss then did declare.
The poor girls face was pale again, ano
she did heave a sigh,
And. as she faced that cruel boss, she did
make this reply:
Chorus:
IT am an honest working girl. and your
words bring disgrace!
borrowed them six gallons to put color
in my face
And I would never steal no paint from
any stingy geeks
Who'd fire a girl who tried to put some
roses in her cheeksi'
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27
Public Sale
Land, Stock and Farming
Implements,
thursday, October q, 1915
10 a NJ

10 A. NJ
Having concluded to quit farming,
will offer for sale my farm of about Two
hundred and fifty acres on the Irvine
pike about 1 2 miles east of Richmond.
KY. This is nice home and we'll i'm
proved. The farm will be'offered in two
separate tracts.
Farm No. l. Contains about one
hundred and eighty five or ninety acres
and is almost square each way. Upon
it is one of the best farm residences in
Madison county. good tobacco barn,
almost new, good stock barn, and good
cisterns both at barn and house. also a
never failing spring in yard. This farm
is well fenced with about 1000 rods of
new woxen wire fence with locust and
cedar posts, there is also a good sugar
grove of large trees. Farm has county
road on one side and facing one of the
best pixies in the county. Almost in
sight of churches and schools, and an
extra good neighborhood. Is within
one half mile of railroad and Moberly
Station. rs acres of this land is in
growing wheat.
Farm No, 2. Contains about IS or ~
acres facing on turn pike Upon it is a
good little new house, and is we'll fenced,
also there are about 20 acres of nice
straight timber an this land.
At the same time and place l will sell
all my Stock. Crop and farming Imple-
ments consisting of-40 head cattle,
some good yearlings. about 90 short
yearling calves, some fat heifers, 3 good
jersey mi CHI COWS. several jersey
heifers one pair of sixteen hand mules
six and nine years, one six-year-old mare
mule, some good brood mares in foal
one good yearling mare mule, 4 large
meat hogs, one family horse and three
TO four hundred shocks of fodder.
Ny Farming Implements are compare
tivsly new-one binder, one wheat drill
moving machine, Randall harrow
section harrow, wagons, harness anG
many things not mentioned. Terms
made known on day of sale.
Wilson Tate
r. r. No. 3, Richmond, KY.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27
Terrible Group Attack
Quickly Repulsed
By Old Reliable Remedy

Wen known Georgia store keeper has mas
tered Group and coIds for his family Of ten with
Folsy's Honey and Tar Compound.
The minute that hoarse terrifying
croupy cough is heard in the home Of
T. J. Barber, of JEFFERSON. Ca. out
comes Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound-there's always a bottle ready.
Here's what he says Two of my
children. one boy and a girl, aged
eight and six years respectively. had
terrible attacks of Group last winter
and I completely cured them with
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound
have ten in family ana for years I've
used Eoley's Honey end Tar Compound
and II never falls"
Danish worry and save doctor bills
keep Foieys Honey and Tar Conn
pound always on hand. In your home.
One bottle lasts q long time-it's reliable and
safe--and the last dose IS as good
SOLD EYER 1 WHERE
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27
L. & N. Time Table
south Bound

South Bound
No. Cincinnati to Atlanta, arrives ana
departs 1l:52 p M
No. 7l--Richmond to Stanford, departs
700 a. m.
No. louisville to BeattyviIle, arrives
I2:l0 p. m, departs 12:15 p. m.
No. 81 Cincinnati to Knoxville, arrives
Ills a. m, departs l2:15 p. m.
No. 81 Cincinnati to Jacksonville, arrives
and departs 11:19 a m.
No. 27-Richmond to Louisville via. Row.
land, departs 1855 p. m
No. 3-LouisviIle to Beattyville, arrives
Gas p. m, departs 7:35 p. m
No. 9-Cincinnati and MaysviIIe to Stan
ford, arrives TBS, departs 7:30 p. m
North Bound
No. .34-AtIanta to Cincinnati. arrives and
departs AIS a. m
No. 1O-Stanford to Cincinnati and Mays
vile, arrives SOS a. m, departs
6:l0 a. m.
No. -BeattyviIIe to Louisville, arrives
us a m, departs 7:20 a m.
No. 2s-Louisvilie to Richmond via. Row
land, arrives 1910 p. m.
No. 80 Knoxville to Cincinnati, arrives
1:30 p. m, departs las p. m.
No. 10 Stanford to Richmond. arrives
2:30 p. m
No. 4-BeattyviIIe to Louisville, arrives
1:30 p. M. departs lbs p. m
No. 32-JacksonviIle to Cincinnati, arrives
- -. -
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27
The Inevitable Pocket

Oh, yes, the pocket is evidently in to
stay. so for that reason there must be
variations in commodity that every
one is going to use so freely. A heavy
white linen sports skirt has an adj
mirably sensible pocket. almost like
n wallet 1t is double. has two flaps,
one buttoning over smaller pocket
and the other buttoning over the other
Zap, the whole attached to the skirt
and forming the second pocket. In
side pockets are defined with white
traiding and tailored crows feet on
tolored linen skirts. while some peck
tts are entirely separate and slide on
o the belt when and where you Will
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27

located on the waters OF Silver Creek in
Madison county. KY. bounded by the
lands of Duerson. Burnam. Mamie
Allen, J w. ballard, J. w. Maupin.
etc., containing 5S4 acres. more or less.
Said land being sold for the purpose OF
paying tie lien debts and for the benefit
OF all parties concerned A full de-
scription of said land VIII be read the
day of sale and the record being COM
plete the sale will surely take place.
Terms-Said land will be sold on
credit of six aud twelve months time.
thepurchaser being required 70 execute
two sale bonds. for equal amounts. pay
able 10 the commissioner. bearing per
cent interest from day OF sale until paid
with lien retained on land sold "a secure
the payment Of the purchase money
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27
Bits Of Byplay
By Luke McLuke
Copyright. 1915. the cincinnati
Enquirer
Sad!

sad!
There was a collector who worked hard
all day
On bunch of deadbeats who were very
bad pay.
When asked how he felt he replied with
this pun:
MY work is all dun. but can't get it
done"
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27
Welcome!

Dear Tuxedo you know that Jack
Rabbit and Steve Jassac live at Kit
tanning, Pa.?-Lynn c. Doyle.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27
Commissioners Sale.
Madison Circuit 90,

Madison Circuit Court
M. b. Whites Committee Plf
NJ. B. White, ct al DTS
Under and virtue of a judgment and
order of sale rendered az the October
Term, 1915, ofthe Madison Circuit Court
i'm the above STYLED action. the Under
signed Master Commissioners of said
Court, will on
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27
nMner call cnnI

Alfellow who lived on an island
Was asked if he'd purchase some hisland
But why should Z buy?"
Was the fellows reply.
THE island I live on is mislandF'
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27

at 10 clock a. M. on the premises, sell
TO the highest and best bidder at public
auction, the following described tract OF
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27
Hull

"There isn't any such thing as per-
petual motion" asserted the old fogy.
"Oh, yes, there is. replied the crouch.
You never heard my barber talk, did
your"
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27

Its dollars to douehnuts that you viii
forget to hand US "our Dollar" when
you come to town If
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27
p.vy knovve Evervthino.

Wi1lie-Paw, what is meant by the
"early Christians?'
Paw-Well, they are not the lads
who get up at a. m. and operate
rusty lawn mowers. my son.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27
Our Daily Special.
Luke McLuke Saws:

The good fellows pocketbook is sell
dom as thick as his tongue.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27
oh, That's pifferentI

"Hey, waiterr' yelled the fat man.
''Whaddy va mean by this? I found a
safety pin in this plate of chicken
soupr'
"Oh, that's only natural, SIR" ex-
planned the waiter. "That soup was
made out of dressed chicken"
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27
Commissioner Sale.

Madison Circuit Court.
James G. Griggs Plaintiff
VS. Notice of Sale
Polly Griggs Crews, etc DTS
By virtue of Judgment of sale in the
above entitled action. l will on
Thursday, Oct. %, 1915
at 1;30 o clock p. M, at the court house
door in Richmond. KY, expose the pro-
pertv hereinafter described to sale at
public outcry to TO the highest and best
bidder, on credit of six months. The
purchaser must give bond with approx
ed security
The property is generally described as
follows. to-wit: Being the farm of Mrs.
James w. James w. Griggs, deceased,
and bounded on the north by the lands
of David Bogie, on the west by the lands
of w. NJ. Mcclure, on the south by the
lands of James Griggs. and on the east
bv the lands of Cash Crews, containing
81 acres.
Purchasers will please come prepared
to execute bond.
H. c. RICE, M. C. M. c. G.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27

1t. our dollar and WE NEED IT
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27
Wilson T5

R. r. No. 3, Richmond, KY.
The Climax-Madisonian. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1914-1917, 1915-10-27

Nos. 80 and 80 are fast. solid th1augh
trains. Cincinnati. Ohio. to Jaclso willie
Fla, carving draWine-roou- obserl>atio
sleeping c1r< and COACHES Dining c51 be-
tween Cincinnati and Atlanta.
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by God, We will go clear!"
cried. five minutes later.
The oath left my lips in my ex-
citement-the first, do believe,
In my life, unless trouble It," an
expletive of my youth, be ac-
counted an oath.
II beg your pardon" said.
You have convinced me OF
your sincerity" she said, with a
faint smile. II do know. now,
that we shall go clear"
had seen a distant headland
past the extreme edge of the
Ipromontory, and as we looked we
could see grow the intervening
|coast-line of what was evidently
Ia deep cove. At the same time
there broke upon our ears con-
|tinuous and mighty believing. II
|partook of the magnitude and
volume OF distant thunder, and
1t came to us directly from lee
ward, rising above the crash of
the surf and travelling directly
in the teeth of the storm. As we
passed the point the whole cove
burst upon our view, half-moon
of white sandy beach upon which
broke a huge surf, and which was
covered with myriads of seals. II
was from them that the great bel
lowing went up.
"A rookery!" cried. Now
are we indeed saved. There must
be men and cruisers to protect
them from the seal-hunters. Pos
sibly there is station ashore
But as ! studied the surf which
beat upon the beach. said. "Still
bad, but not so bad. And now,
If the gods be truly kind, we shall
drift by that next headland and
come upon a perfectly sheltered
beach, where we may land with
out wetting our feet"
And the gods were kind. The
first and second headlands were
directly In line with the south
west wind; but once around the
second, and we went perilously
near,--we picked up the third
headland, still in line with the
wind and with the other two. But
the cove that interviewed! 1t pene.
trated deep into the land. and the
tide, setting in, drifted US under
the shelter of the point. Here
the sea was calm. save for q
heavy but smooth ground-swell
land l took in the sea-anchor and
began to row. From the poini
the shore curved away, more and
more to the south and west. un-
It'll, at last. it disclosed cove
within the cove, little handbook.
led harbor, the water level as Q
pond. broken only by tiny ripples
where vagrant breaths and wispf
Iof the storm hurtled down from
over the frowning wall OF rock
that backed the beach hundred
fleet inshore.
CONTINUED Tomorrow
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-31
That Jar Of Musterole
On the Bathroom Shelf
Mas Relieved Pain for Every One
In the Family.

When little Susie had the
Group; when Johnny got his
feet wet and caught cold; when
Father sprained his knee; when
Granny's rheumatism bothered
her
That jar of MUsTEROLE was
right there to give relief and
comfort.
MUSTEROLE is " clean, white
ointment, made with oil OF mus
tard. 1t win not blister like q
mustard plaster.
Quick relief for Sore Throat.
Bronchitis. Tonsilitis, Group, Stiff
Neck, Asthma, Neuralgia, Head
ache, Congestion, Pleurisy. Rheu-
matism, Lumbago, Pains and
Aches OF the Back or Joints.
Sprains, Sore Muscles, Bruises,
Chilblains, Frosted Feet, Colds
on the Chest ct often prevents
Pneumonia). Nothing like MUS
TEROLE for croupy children.
At your druggists, in 25c and
soc jars, and special large hos
pital size for $3.50.
Be sure you get the genuine
MUSTEROLE. Refuse limitations
get what you ask for. The
Musterole Company. Cleveland,
Ohio.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-31

peal, almost, to the wrathful
powers to cease and let us be.
What l saw / could not at first
believe. Days and nights OF
|sleeplessness and anxiety had
doubtless turned my head. l
looked back at Maud. to identify
myself, as IL were, I'm time and
space. The sight Of her dear
wet cheeks. her flying hair, and
her brave brown eyes convinced
me that my vision was still
healthy. Again | turned my face
to leeward, and again / saw the
Jntting promontory, black and
high and naked, the raging surf
that broke about it's base and
beat its front high up with spout
ing fountains, the black and for
bidding coast-line running to-
ward the southeast and fringed
with a tremendous scarf OF
white.
Maud" said. "Maud!"
She turned her head and be-
held the sight.
ut cannot be Alaska!" she
cried.
Alas. no." l answered, and
asked, "Can you swim?"
She shook her head.
Neither can !" said. $50
we must get ashore without
swimming. In some opening be-
tween the rocks through which
we can drive the boat and clam
Der out. But we must be quick,
most quick--and sure"
I spoke with confidence she
knew / did not feel, for she look
ed at me with that unfaitering
gaze of hers and said:
II have not thanked you yet
for all you have done for me,
but"
She hesitated, as If In doubt
how best to word her gratitude.
"Well?" | said. brutally, for |
was not quite pleased with her
thanking me.
You might help me- she
smiled.
ITO acknowledge your obliga-
lions before you die? Not at all.
We are not going to die. We
shall land on that island, and we
shall be snug and sheltered be-
fore the day is DONE"
spoke stoutly, but l did not
believe a word. Nor was
prompted to lie through fear.
felt no fear, though I was sure
of death In that boiling surge
amongst the rocks which was
rapidly growing nearer. 1t was
to hoist sail and claw
off that shore. The wind would
capsize the boat; the
seas would swamp It the moment
1t fell into the trough; and, be-
sides, the sail, dashed to the spare
oars, dragged In the sea ahead Of
us.
AS / say, was net afraid to
meet my own death, there, a few
hundred yards to leeward; but
was appalled, at the thought that
Maud must die. My cursed Inn
agination saw her beaten and
mangled against the rocks, and
it was too terrible. I strove to
compel myself to think we would
make the landing safely, and SO !
spoke, not what l believed, but
what / preferred to believe.
recoiled before contempla-
ton of that frightful death, and
for a moment i entertained the
wild idea of selling Maud in my
arms and leaping overheard.
Then / resolved to wait, and at
the last moment, when we en-
tered on the final stretch, to take
her in my arms and proclaim my
love, and, with her in my en-
lbrace. to make the desperate
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-31
PricesPaid Wholesale Deal
ers For Vegetables, Fruit

Fruits-Native appies. 750Si.
Bananas, 4hc ID. Jap oranges.
box. 75c. Oranges, Navels,
$2@2.25. Lemons, $303.5O.
Grape fruit, $3.50 box. Cali grape
fruit, $3.50 box. PersImmons.
10c lib. Pomegranates, 81 box.
Spanish Malaga grapes, $3.50 key.
Pineapples, $3.50 doz. Califor-
MIA strawberries. SO box.
Vegetables--Gr'n onions, box.
So; Ore. yellow, cwt.. $L5p.
Head lettuce, Cali, 1926 per
crate; leaf lettuce, 81. Yaki-
man turni5s. s1.25; rutabagas.
s1.75 sack; carrots, s1.25. Pota-
toes, Melted Gems. $2S ton ;
Idaho, $27 ton. Cabbage,
So cwt. Oregon cauliflowel,
$2.35 or. Walla Walla spinich,
$1.10 box. Chill peppers. &1.35 bx.
Wax beans. &c. Pumpkins, lac.
Ore. cider, 25 q soc. Celery, $40
4.50 crate. Sprouts. Sc ID. Flor
ida tomatoes. SIS crate. RhubarD.
&c ID. Sweet potatoes. cwt., $3.50;
seed potatoes, $4,000. Calf
fornia radishes. 3Oc doz. bu. llli~
nois cucumbers, 1880 doz. Groed
peas, 12c lb. Asparagus, h.. SO,
10c. Rhubarb, ~ box.
Hops. 1914 crop, nominal; 1919
crop, nominal. &.
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WHOLESALE
QUOTATIONS

Selling Prices TO Retailers
For Butter, Eggs and Cheese
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-31

struggle and die.
Instinctively we drew closer
together in the bottom of the
boat. felt her mittened hand
come out to mine. And thus
without speech, we waited the
end. We were not far off the
line the wind made with the
western edge of the promontory,
and | watched in the lope that
some set of the current or send
of the sea would drift us past
before we reached the surf.
1--WE shall 60 clear" said,
with a confidence which / knew
deceived neither of us.