The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-05-20

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tween male and femail, in the dark,
will be the smell of face powder.
T Even the Glove industry is bound to
T suffer.
That some of the poets who long
ago we're called to their reward will
feel relief if shown one of the
N. H. S. ANIMALS to convince them
that their stations in the world be-
low have been ably filled by the
younger generation.
That a Reubens man, the other
day while up town is said to have re-
membered that day was his tenth
wedding anniversary. He bought
a bouquet, hurried home, kissed
his wife, and she is still unconscious,
according to George Marshall's
statement.
That the last quarter moon was
lying fiat on its back and the wise
ones all predicted long dry spell.
Evidently some big-footed gink came
along and stepped on one end of the
rocker and spilled the whole shoot
ing match of moisture-but we need
ed the rain, anyway.
That certain medico last week
while visiting a family where new
arrival had come, addressed the
next older by saying, 81 expect you
will now come and live with me,
whereupon the little girl replied,
doctor, you had me once; why
didn't you keep me2'
That the bakerymen of Iowa had
state convention last week, and
one of the leading thoughts in its
deliberations was, how to make the
best dough. Even at this distance
we glory in the fact that they have
gotten away from the idea chow
to make the most dough-
That in a certain town in the east,
where roller skating on the sidewalks
has become nuisance, one Of the
hardware firms that sell automobiles
has pla-card ia its window with the
following inscription "Leave your
roller skates and Ford cars on the
outside when you enter here.
That when you ask a person,
"How are your" and the reply is,
elmer than silk or some other
cheerful expression, he, she, or it,
sound heap better than were they
to drawl out something no one can
understand, and begin cussing the
government and everything else.
That we will all take our hats off (.
to Mayor Thomas if he continues to i
carry out the parting shot policy of
the old board in regard to tearing
down old frame structures in the
business center, and we will not :
kick if the business center is extend
ed to the outer edge of the village.
That news item from Whitman {
college says that certain student ,
IF that institution is striving to live {
On 20 cents day. That fellow J
must be fitting himself for the minis
cry, or is contemplating to become !,
IN editor of a country newspaper Y
Without having the county printing. S
That it is said since the reformers
If habits and vices have the liquor
BUSINESS pretty we'll in hand, they e
ire now directing to curb the to- v
,acco habit. If these reformers
gill start in on cigarettes and do d
.ood job, even the oldest Missouri v
nerchaum suckers will be willing to e
urrender.
That the biggest joke we ever did j
ear in our born days vas to hear e
Dung lad complain to his pals that f
e was tired of supporting his par t
MIS-. After he had moved on. an
Their lad remarked, that he would Il
ct his kodak against gnat's wing, n
nat the aforesaid young mans dad IL
aid for most of his sons tobacco
nd cigarette papers.
That the old Liberty Bell which :
as hung in Fanuel Hall in Phila- II
elphia most of the time since the r
evolutionary war is on its way to II
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