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The Meeker herald., 1915-02-20
ssThe Best Laxative 1 Know or
IT have sold Chamberlain Tablets

for several years. People who have
used them will take nothing else.
can recommend them to my Gus
TONERS ~ the best laxative and cure
for constipation that I know Of"
writes Frank St:ouse, .Fruitland,
Iowa. For sale by All Dealers.
The Meeker herald., 1915-02-20

As Sunday will be fine day, take
. rest for yourself and come to the
Palace Restaurant, and have some
Fried Young Chicken.
The Meeker herald., 1915-02-20
Funeral OF Michael Hayes

| We take the following from q late
Issue Of the Waterbury, Vermont,
Record:
K "The body Of Joseph Michael
Hayes arrived from Meeker, Colo,
last Monday noon, accompanied by
his widow, her brother, Dennis Muir
ray. and two brothers OF the de-
ceased, James of Colorado and
Patrick Of California. The remains
were taken to the Hayes home on
Main street. Mr.. Hayes died Of
pneumonia after a brief illness.
1.-The funeral took place from st.
Andrews church this morning at ten
o'clock. A solemn mass Of requiem
was celebrated by Rev. P. }. Doheney
Of Bennington. He was assisted Rev.
i. A. Vezina of Vergennes and Rev.
Robert Dewey, the local parish priest.
The interment was In the Catholic
cemetery in Duxbury.
1.-The bearers were the five brothers.
Patrick Hayes of California, James
Hayes Of Meeker, Colorado, John
Hayes of Waterbury, William Hayes
Of Duxbury, Edward Hayes Of Prov
tdence, r. L., a brother-in-law, Dennis
Murray of Meeker, Colorado. and
two nephews, James Ryan of Fitch
burg, Mass, and William Burke Of
Franklin Falls, N. H.
Among those present from out Of
town were Mr.. and Mrs. John Ryan
Of Montpelier, Mrs. Mooney Of Phil
sdelphis, Mrs. Mary Burke. William
Burke, Mrs. Lemay and Mrs. Murray
Of Franklin, N. H., Mrs. Murray of
New York City. James Ryan of
Fitchburg, Mrs. Ryan and Mr.. Dowd
Of Burlington, Miss Kate Harmon
and Miss Alice Henly Of Barre, Mrs.
Mary Campbell Of Northfield and
Richard Burke Of Richmond"
The Meeker herald., 1915-02-20

Send THE HERALD east.
The Meeker herald., 1915-02-20
ITO hell with the attorney general.

ITO hell with the attorney general.
I'm running the state" isthe remark
attributed to Governor Carlson when
his attention was called to an opinion
by Attorney General Farrar citing
the law. That is strange language
from the shining apostle Of law and
order, but it is good Republican
doctrine. The law is to be respected
only when it does not conflict with
the wishes of Republicans.-Lamar
Sparks.
The Meeker herald., 1915-02-20

Yeomen Dance, Friday, Feb. 18th.
The Meeker herald., 1915-02-20
School Work In District No. 6

Following are the names Of the
ranking pupils in the various schools
of the district:
FIRST QUARTER
Piceance - Helen Engstrand, Gene
We've Ebler, Marie Ebler.
White River-Doris Morgan, Esther
Purcell. Mabel Purcell.
Yellow Creek-Lenore Parker, May
MacGruder, Everett johnson.
SECOND QUARTER
Piceapce-IOne Boies, Helen Eng
strand, Opal Taylor.
White River Eloise Taylor, Doris
Morgan, Vera Tilford.
Yellow Creek-Lenore Parker, May
MacGruder, Everett johnson.
Average daily attendance:
The Meeker herald., 1915-02-20

President Wilson avoids the words
in that part of the dictionary where
President Roosevelt used to get the
kind that stirred things up.
The Meeker herald., 1915-02-20

Still. it was kicking about taxes
that made US Americans.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19
GIVES $4,000 TO THE POPE
Story Reveals characteristics Of the
Present Occupant Of the Pom
tlfioal Throne.

An anecdote Is being told about the
pope which shows his natural simple.
ity of manners. Since his childhood
his holiness has been q great friend Of
a Genoese nobleman who vas in the
habit Of calling him by his Christian
name and used the diminutive Of
James, "Giacomino," corresponding to
the English Jimmy" This nobleman
was recently received in audience by
the pope, who when he saw him kneel
down said mo. no; Jimmy won't al
low you to do that"
The pope and his friend had a long
talk and the nobleman, who Is very
rich, asked the pope to allow him to
present him with some gift. 81 have
a splendid old silver service worthy Of
a pope and | want to give It to you,
said the nobleman. mo, thank YOU
replied the pope, Il have no use for a
silver service; what ! need is hard
cash, which is more useful for the
church The nobleman asked per.
mission to sign a check there and then
and gave II to the pope. He drew II
for $4,000, as that was what the sill.
yer service vas worth.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19
Fiction and Reality.

1t is a simple truth to say that many
things happen in fiction which would
DO quite impossible in fact, as any
censor knows. It is In failing to dis
.inguish between these two that many
artists and most critics blunder and
this error is in effect the same as that
Of the ambitious actor who, having
once to play the part, for the first
time, of an intoxicated ruflan in a
certain %melodrama, went to a neigh
boring Tavern and intoxicated himself.
He thought that this would storm the
house, but on the contrary he was i'm
mediately fired by the management for
a fool-snd rightly.-F. II. Martin, in
the Book Buyer.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19
MOTHERI LOOK At
CHILDS TONGUE
u cross, teverlsh, Constipated,
give California Syrup
of Figs"

A laxative today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels, which become clogged up with
waste, liver gets sluggish; stomach
sour
Look at the tongue, motherl II coat
ed. or your child is listless, cross, few
erish, breath bad, restless, doesn't eat
heartily, full OF cold or has sore throat
or any other children's ailment, give a
teaspoonful Of California Syrup Of
Figs" then don't worry, because It is
perfectly harmless, and In a few hours
all this constipation poison, soul bile
and fermenting waste will gently
move out Of the bowels, and you have
a well. playful child again. A thor
ough inside cleansing" is ofttlmes all
that Is necessary. II should be the
nrst treatment given in any sickness.
Beware Of counterfeit fig syrups,
Ask at the store for a 5O-cent bottle Of
california Syrup Of Figs" which has
full directions for babies, children OF
all ages and for grown.ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19
SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR
DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR
Look Years Younger! Try erandma's
Recipe Of Sage and Sulphur and
Nobody VIII Know.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends %dandrun. itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was to make It at home, which is
mussy and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sui
! phur Hair Remedy" You will get a
large bottle for about so cents. Every
body uses this old, famous recipe, be-
cause no one can possibly tell that
you darkened your hair, as 1t does 1t
so naturally and evenly. You dampen
a sponge or soft brush with It and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a time; by morn
ing the gray hair disappears, and
after another application or two, your
hair becomes beautifully dark, thick
and glossy and you look years younger.
Adv.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19
Thaw Flights Return to Matteawan.

New York, March 15.-Attorney for
Thaw appeared today to contest the
motion made by the state when he
was acquitted Of conspiracy and by
which the state seeks to have him re
turned to the Matteawan asylum for
the criminal insane, Thaw occupied
again a cell IN the Tombs prison. II
was the cell In which he was locked
following the night he killed Stanford
White nearly nine years ago, and &c
a warden who suggested the proba
billty Of early freedom, Thaw eE
pressed his doubts.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19
BEACAY PLUNGES TO DEATH
First Effort to Dive In a M%onoPlane
Costs Life Of Noted Flyer.

San Francisco.-The spectacular ca
reer OF Lincoln Beachey, n Of the
o daring Of American ayiators, end.
ed Sunday when he fell to his death at
the Panama-Pacific Exposition in sight
Of thousands Of spectators. Beachey
was completing his second flight OF
the day when the accident occurred.
The machine was at an altitude OF
about 1000 feet, when Beachey shut
Off his power. For several thousand
feet it dropped. head on, for the earth,
and then the aviator grasped his con
;rol levers TO adjust the planes for the
graceful descent which characterized
his previous flights. At that point the
wings crumpled like a collapsed UNI
hrella and the aeroplane, turning over
and over in its fall plunged into San
Francisco bay. narrowly missing a yes.
sci lying at the government transport
docks. The body was recovered short
ly after 5 o'clock,
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

descendants and as there are nc historical records concerning them, II is
necessary to rely O a study of the archaeological remains for knowledge Of
their culture
The early dwerers of this land were ignorant of writing, although they
cut o. the rocks pictures o photographs, many of which occur rim the MIN
bes valley nea the sites OF old ruins.
The animal and human figures painted on the pottery bowls are very
realistic and remain today practically little changed in design and color even
after the lapse of centuries The art shown in these figures vs well adj
vanced; the drawings represent human figures, although there are many
mammals. FISH and birds. The dehneations of the birds are especially true
to nature and at the same time quite realistic, though somewhat conven'
tonal. GeomeTic designs as well IS symbols are Characteristic and highly
instructive.
One OF the bowls collected by Doctor Fewkes shows three hunters follow
ing a deer another depicts a hunter with a curved stick evidently an archaic
weapon resembling the throwing stitch.
The stone tobacco pipes of the Mimbres are tubular in form like the
cloudbowers used in certain Pueblo Indian ceremonies. Thoy re made OF
stone and shaped like our cigar holders. BY sympathetic magic a cloud of
smoke resembles a rain cloud, and the creation Of the former ceremonialy
brings rain. A priest using the cloudIblower is illustrated m the Interior OF
one Of the painted bowls.
The stone idols IT fetches collected in the Mmbres valley have the form
of frogs. bears and mountain lions, and are similar to those found in ancient
ruins in Arizona.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

In controversy 1t is better to be in,
tellectually honest than to be consis.
tent.
In an ecclesiastical discussion that
occurred at one Of the general assem-
blles OF the Presbyterian church in the
United States Doctor Krebs was press.
ing his antagonist, Doctor Breckin.
ridge, hard with his authorities. and AT
last, as the New York Times relates.
came down on him with this And
now ! will proceed to quote Breckin.
ridge against Breckenridge"
Without rising from his seat, Doctor
Breckenridge instantly retorted, And
you could not possibly cite an author
ity that would have less weight with
mel
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19
GERMAN RAIDER SINKS FIVE
VESSELS AND DAMAGES
THREE OTHERS.
LINERS MENACE CRAFT
A TRAIN REPORTED DESTROYED
by BRITISH AlRMEN AT
DON, NEAR LILLE.



London, March 15.-The submarine
U'29, one Of the largest and fastest
OF German underwater craft. has had
a successful three days off the Scilly
Islands and the English Channel,
where, on Thursday, Friday aud Sat.
urday she succeeded in sinking four
British steamers and one French
steamer, and in damaging three 9th.
ers.
The German commander gave the
crews Of most OF the steamers time
to leave their vesgels and in some
cases towed the ships life boats with
the crews to passing steamers, by
which they were brought to port.
With a German submarine in the
waters around the Sicily Islands which
the big liners pass on their way
across the Atlantic, there is much un.
easiness in shipping circles, and, dur.
Ing the course OF the day a report,
which also reached the American
liner New York By wireless, was cir.
culated to the effect that one of them
had been torpedoed.
.Hhe British feel that they more
than eyened matters up for the loss OF
these steamers by the victory at
Neuve Chappelle, and the defeat Of
the Germans IN their effort TO re
cover the ground gained by the Brit
Ish regulars and Indians on the pre-
ceding days,
British airmen also have been act
i've again and have destroyed a trair
at Don, a short dlstonce from Lille.
The Belgian army continues to gair
a little ground at the bend OF the
river User and in Champagne, the Ar
gonne and the Visges there has beer
fighting OF varying Importance. Thu
Germans have again bombardet
Ypres, Scissors and Rheims. In tbs
latter two towns the cathedrals have
suffered further damage.
The French have occupied Ember
menil. on the railway between Lune
vile and Rixengen. on the border o
Lorraine.
News from the eastern war zon
'. continues 10 h' N.tAANs &c 49, h
and Russian armies which are cor
centrating for n big battle aroun
Przasynsz apparently have not we
come into touch,
The bombardment Of the Darda
nelles and Smyrna forts continues OF
days when the weather permits.
Reports from Athens a that III
super . dreadnaught Queen Elizabet.
has destroyed, by indirect fire iror
the Gulf of Saros, several shore bal
teries. At the same time a yiolen
duel is going on between the Turks.
forts and the ships Of the allies, an.
the Turkish troops have come unde
the fire of the warships.
According to reports from Basic IN
Cabinet crisis in Greece was cause
by the refusal Of King Constantine
permit Great Britain and France
transport 10000 men through Greco
, 10 Join the serbians against Austr'
Hungary.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

and the announcement that any
watch may be tested at Uncle Sans
~timepieoe laboratory has been made.
And lest any friends grow sas-
plcious over your missing watch,
while the bureau experts are putting
II In cold storage, in a dollhouse. and
placing It on its back. upside down
and in other unusual positions to see
II 1t stays on the Job. Uncle Sam will
give you a receipt for It. After the
test la cnmnleied he will hind Won a
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

podd's Kidney Pills and they relieved
me again. | used three boxes, That
is now three years & and my Back.
ache has not returned In It's severity,
and by using another two boxes a lit.
tie later on. the pain left altogether
and have had no trouble since. You
may use my statement. l recommend
pedd's Kidney pills when and wher-
ever | can" Dodd's Kidney Pills. SOC.
per box at your dealer or Dodd's Medi.
cine Co., Buffalo, N. Y.-Adv.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

Naval Recruiting Officer Ito actor
who has applied to join the naval re-
serve)-And what experience have
you had?
Actor-Quite considerable, ! was
two years a midshipman in Il. NJ s..
Pinafore, a lieutenant in half a dozen
plays and an admiral In the Chinese
INSTRUMENTATION opinion.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

of these dehcaoies. Last May the Northern Pacific railway sent him an
eghtpound fruit cake with two goldpated candles on it." said Doctor Wiley
II cut a small piece and asked him II he wanted some.
no, daddy he said, cake not good for your boy"
Doctor Wiley said he wal strongly opposed to feeding children sweets
such as candy, ice cream and cake.
1T makes children fat and it's a sin to be fat in babyhood. We get
that way soon enough" added this big, stout man.
When the boy attended his first party, Doctor Wiley said, he went along
and when the other children had lunch he told his boy that sweets were not
good for him and that he should not eat them. The lad agreed. said Doctor
Wiley, and ate graham crackers instead.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

certificate to show whether your watch is in Glass A, Clash b, or whether II
fails TO class at all with the bureaus standards
Better yet, II soon will be possible according TO bureau plans, TO ask for
a certificate when you buy a watch. Manufacturers already are arranging
20 send higherprced watches to the bureau OF standards so that they may
use the certificates thus gained as al nducement to customers
But this is strictly a prohtarian movement 70 far a Uncle Sam 70 con.
cerned He Is not trying to Improve the breed Of watches at the expense OF
the average mar who must have one, so his next step will Co collect a num-
Der Of cheaper watches and SCI how they stack up with the more expensive
kind.
Not only Will Uncle Sam test your watch, but he has got out q circular
entitled Measurement Of Time and Tests of TimepieceS" setting forth
results OF recent tests, and giving careful directions about the care OF
watches, their proper winding. carrying, adjustment placing when not in use
ana even suggesting which pocket h best to carry your watch in
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

write Murine Eye Remedy Go Chicago for
is.pnge illustrated Eve Book Free. Write all
about your Eye Trouble and they will advise
a. to the Proper Application Of the Murine
Eye Remedies In Your Special Case. Your
Druggist will tell YOU that Murine Relieves
Sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't
smart, soothcs Eye Pain, aud sells for Soc.
Try II IN Your Eyes aud I'm Baby's Eyes FOR
seaiy EyelIda and 0rnnulhllun. Adv
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

its last stages, |
tried Dodd's Kid.
ney Pills. After
using two boxes !
was somewhat re-
lieved and ! stop
ped the treatment,
In the spring OF
the next year
had another at
tack. l went for
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19
Imnor,ant 10 "A


Mrs. Bacon-1 think the Sullivan law
is all right. a man has no right to go
about with a revolver.
Mr.. Bacon-How would you like a
law passed to prevent women going
about with hammers?
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

anton. eat candy and cakes and ice
cream he eats crackers. And this
boy ~oes to scores and cores Of
parties. He has never been III and
ia strong and healthy, with hard
muscles" according to his father,
This little fellow with this unique
record is the northumberland
son Of DIR. Harvey w. Wiley, former
chief chemist Of the United States de-
partment Of agriculture. And. be.
sides. Master willow doesn't want any
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

q like this quaint little mountain
village OF yours, waiter. / suppose /
can get plenty Of oxygen here?"
NO, sir; we've got local option
Sacred Heart Review.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

prehistorIc times. This ancient pot
terry is the first ever brought from
that valley to the United States Ma.
tional museum. and is unrepresented
In other museums. Its Importance
lies in the fact that a comparatively
large number Of specimens have hui
man and other figures painted upon
them and that they resemble those on
the pottery from Casas Grandes, in
Mexico.
AS the former inhabitants OF the
AIlnnkrnn rnlIn- knrn InEL M lie
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

Havre.- TWO thousand German pris
oners captured by the British arrived
here. They are on their way to Eng
land,
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19
Weeks Break Up-A-COld Tablets

A guaranteed remedy .or Colds and
La Grippe. Price 25o OF your druggist
tia good, Take nothing else.-Adv.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

Ten smiles for a nickel, Always buy Red
Gross bdg biuG; have ueiutiiui, clear
white clothes. Adv.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19
stunId.

Last night Jack tried TO put his
arm around me three times"
Some arml"-Yale Record.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

In the German empire two sets q
twins are born every hour.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19
Beautiful Pottery From a Valley in New Mexico

IN the latest publication of the Smithsonian institution DR. J. Walter Fewkes
I of the bureau of American ethnology has described and figured a collection
OF beautiful pottery from the Mimbres valley Of New Merico dating back to
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19
THE PRoFEssoR's STATEMENT.

Prot. Aug. F. ". sohmitz, Thomas,
Okla, writes: Il was troubled with
Backache for about twenty-five years.
When told / had Brlght's Disease in
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

out and arrangements for the dinner all completed, when Secretary Daniels
was obliged to leave town oil official business Mrs. Daniels called up Mr.
Bryan, secretary Of state, and told him her predcament and asked him Il
he would not play the part of host for her.
His reply was most disooncerting, for he confessed that not only would
It be impossible for him to come, though he had already accepted the invita-
ton, but that 1t was going to be his painful duty to take her guest of honor
OF to the White House.
other regrets followed, and at last m the night of the dinner only three
guests arrived and they had to leave after the second course, and Mrs Dan
ies who is, by the way, the soul Of hospitality, found herself not only
hostess, but the whole company at her dinner table.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19
Uncle Sam Starts War Against Aduterated Time

TTNCLE SAM has launched a pure watch movement Henceforth II your
" time is aduterated It is your own fault. Out al the bureau OF standards
a unique series OF tests Of watches has been going on for months, but the
nA -nmIAnh nMn AA hmn AnhnnMh
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19
Wiley Boy Never Tasted Candy; Doesn't Want To

THERE Is a little boy in Washington, the on of one of the bestknown men
/ in the United States, who has never tasted candy, ice cream or cake
When he goes to parties, like all other little boys and girls he takes several
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

The pawnbroker acts as t%imekeepeI
for men who fight hard luck.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1915-03-19

HIhucel Dy the pfebIutht 20 repTeHeht
him at the opening OF the California
exposition upset many a dinner list.
The story told by Mrs. Daniels, wife
OF the secretary OF the navy, anent
her own troubles in that way, isesome
consolation TO the disappointed
h~ostesses.
Mrs. Daniels tells the story on
herself. and about a dinner she gave
last spring for a diplomat. who was
Just arriving or departing from this
post for another. Invitations we're