Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-04-18
A Line or Two or Three.

A Line or Two or Three.
Dig the dandelions and bag the bag
worms.
The fuel merchant mas now gone in
cold storage.
For that crouch try a mile walk in
the sunshine
Every fishing worm in the south
west has gone into his hole.
Secretary Bryan's international
peace policy seems to have run against
a submarine.
There must be something wrong
with a man who lists his telephone in
his wife's name.
Almost time for the president to
give us the fourth installment of
"Watchful Waiting
What a mockery it is that a man
named Garrison should be in favor of
limited military force??
The vote on the bridge bonds
showed that Tulsa is still about the
very livest town on the map.
Even this early in the game people
are asking the sporting editor who is
the worlds champion pugilist.
You will sometimes notice that a
man called Wash is about the slouch-
lest creature in the community.
Secretary Daniels seems about to be
brought to judgment for the disaster
to submarine F-4 at Honolulu.
Two months from now you will be
willing to give two bits for a cross
session of the January blizzard.
Many man who talks about char
lty is not above rObbing a widow of
her last cent in a real estate deal.
This is about the season when some
old codger begins to talk about the
swimming hole Of his boyhood days.
Now that the people Of Tulsa county
have voted the bridge bonds they are
going right ahead and get the inter
urban system.
Watch all the other towns veil
about a padded census when the re-
suits of the Tulsa population taking
are announced.
What do the people Of south Okla
homa care about the condition of the
cotton market as long as they fill all
of the offices?
Whatever else can be said about
Tulsa II must be remarked that il is
the only town in the state putting on
two additions at once
The leading nefs item OF the week is
that leading citizen of st. Louis con-
fesses to crime but does not charge It
to whisky or gambling.
The new spring hats are abundant
evidence that the campaign for the
preservation Of birds does not find
favor among the women folks.
Whenever you see a woman driving
an automobile and a man riding on
the back seat II is unnecessary to ask
who is the boss of that family.
Many man who has crossed the
Divide feels a sense Of sardonic humor
when he reads the tributes Of his
enemies and detractors.
The conductor who stars a streetcar
when three people are within 80 feet
of 1t running for dear life will be
just as long as he lives.
A society reporter called up a lady
nd .uts.
success. What she should have asked
was if the success was surprise.
Whenever man regards himself as
to the conduct of any
business he is further off from a Job
than he was the day he applied for a
position.
We suggest that the Russians sim
plify the spelling of the names of their
officers before they revise the spelling
Of the names of the Austrian villages
they have captured.
It begins TO appear as IL that man
tuerta Is at last the only human who |
ran make the Mexicans behave. When /
he was on the job they either had 70 |
be good or go dead.
Sarah Bernhardt, with one leg gone 1
and seventy years young, is still a /
greater actress than some Of the |
chickens who have been tour |
ng the country the past season.
we wonder how many people living 4
l mile and a half away from that |
market house will make the Journey /
At 6 o'clock in the morning 70 save /
i've cents on a purchase OF green .
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One good feature of the war is that |
he limberger cheese must be properly |
branded. And we must say that the |
American manufacturers have not vet |
been able TO get the real German
'lavor.
The Democratic machine evidently
'orgets that there is going TO be a
primary next year and that
here are some few thousand votes
around in the northern and
,astern counties.
A man Invited to a "banauet" IN
Oklahoma asked II there were anv
LIQUID refreshments provided. When
answered i'm the negative he replied.
That amt banquet, that's a prohi-
,ition meeting"
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