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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06
Summer Foods as
Cause ofDyspepsia
EPFECT On DIGESTIVE ORGANS
EtlsPON5IBLE FOB MANY
Ills.

SUMMER should be the season q
most perfect health but impure water
and milk. Bnrpe fruit and tendency
70 oyer-ineulge in acid foods and iced
drinks results in q contrary condition
10 many people
the effect ~ the average summer
diet Il 10 eOnStipate even normally
regular bowels and disturb the digss-
iion. This condition can best BE- cor-
rested b. the Use of mild LAXATIVE
that has combined with II the eis-
msnis Of digestive tonic The COM
blnailon u simple laxative hsrbs with
pspHin that 10 aold in drug stores un-
der the name u Dr Caldwsii's syrup
Pepain = gentle. gst positive IN IT,
artion and brings relief 10 an easy.
natural manner. without gripping oT
utlsr discomfort
A doss of Dr CaldNeil's syrup pep
elm on retiring each night will fega-
iats The digestive orEaus and insure
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06
OREGON Farm METHODS
MADE MATTER or RECORD

OREGON AGRICULTURAL COL
LICE. Corvallis. Aug z.-Famerz
can contribute much 10 the develOp-
nent of improved agriculture By
making records u their most E1c-
cessfBl farm operations L Il a.
together H1ely that II al farm Drac-
tees 10 oregon were a. good As the
best that haz been deTeloped by some
farmer me general Level u agricul-
tuy would be materially raised. ~
making q detailed record u the Va
ious stepe by Whlch the result was
secured the farmer would Be able 70
repeat and also ~ help others The
facts u TIE record could BE- puolishe1
IN the home newEpaper and II genef-
Al Interest In agricultural paperz and
The agrlc85graI college press 0uiie-
uns
This thought vas made vivid By
eEsminlng q slx-yezE recOFd Of r.
Deriments oB the Cmatllla expert
rnent farm. This report" explain
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06

sumers Of that city and vicinity bat
likewise Of the Commercial club and
the Merchants Credit Association,
says p 3. Coglan. county agricultur-
alist Of Lane county. who is cooper
ating IN the movement Mr.. Coglsn
county agriculturist Of Lane county.
who Is cooperating In the movement
Mr Coglan thinks that this Is high
ly commendsble and shows a broad
business view as well as far sightei
business acumen. The primary aim
Of the public market is TO afford
selling booths in which farmers and
gardeners can come and sell their
produce directly to consumers in the
city. but another important purpose
is to provide means Of cooperative
marketing by shipments This CO.
operative spirit has led to great sue
cess in the cannery operations and it
Is the belief Of Mr.. Coglan that It
VIII be a powerful factor Of success
in the market enterprise.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06

81 Professor e. J. Lewis. was pre-
pared b. r. ". Allen. superintendent
81 the farm II makes use u the
loose leaf system 50 that records are
progressive b. inserting new leaf
descriptive of each addition 70 the ex-
pertinent When the experiments are
completed there u an accurate and de-
tailed record Of each step with 10
other natter mixed IN with t. 4
glance wIll show whether the results
we're good, and II they were It Is
easy 70 repeat them. II not. they
be thrown sysy."
~ course this is more elaborate
reeord-msking than is adapted 70
the farmers use. but an account u
The main step, such a. plO#Ing, fer
tilizing. preparing sesd bed, culture.
harvesting and marketing or storing
and using. would not require much
work and would In many cases af-
for6 veFitable mine q valuable in
formation. Farmers Of southern
Lane county are United 70 send in
stories II success 70 the Cottage
Grove sentinel. which viii give them
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06

E-Hu. 6rt.. ans. s-sg me reg
..a- ratet1ue uf The cISy ceuncl here
oa Wednesday evening Petruns ash
l..r Ea- me hul5luE af civ hAL ana
T.grasEslng af twenty Rcres sf lAna
z.a3alu.nr tuwr Ana helorEsDr ta tst
--s3 esta-e fu- alcy PARK we're pre-
str1s,a. BaIh TetIians were signed ta
G lulltratg Hf The FAX paz ers az Ecna
Ar aa5alrnes meeting af the caJg
oouncl VIII DE- held nsxl Toesdsy 81
o.nsl5sr bg-h Arcpasitioas r1mus-
ices hzrt been sppeintsa Which W-A
report H1 thEi rime
Echo is go s9lsnai5 financial eon-
diuun a. this time sns has never had
30 issue bonds sa1 any PurPose.
il has larg needed those impr3re-
msuts and II is quite aksly that Ar
eIecnau viii be called fer the purpose
q voting bonds
j. o Thomas. head miller q the
Echo Flour Mills went % Poreland 90
Thursday far d short business visit
Mr. and Mrs r. T. Brown u Pen
aleton. their neiyes the Misses Br0WH
n Cincinnati Ohio and Tom Cur
dane o. Pendletan visited in Echo YES
terday while making tour ty auto
Of this end o. the counts. They wert
al The government reservoir as well as
through the grain fields east d Echo
and through the Meadows on The ives,
o. town They returned % Pendietou
in the late afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs T, NJ johnson and
family Of this place accompanied hy
Miss Ada Brown ~ Pendleton len
here tins morning on a three seek
trip They expected 70 60 via Port
land ore. Olympia. Wn- and spend
some time en- ne sound and coast q
Was hington. They are making the
trip in their seven passenger Buick
Nayor Hugh d. smith returned
Wednesday from q few weeks stay al
the Green Horn Mountains
VIM. wilder and OS Baumgardner
we're in town YESTERDAY from the Mea-
dows
Mrs WIN. Howard and Mrs John
Beayert of Stanfieid spent Thursday
in Eche
Nrs Helen Hardin u BED Bluffs
Cal j. here visiting at the home ot
Sr and Mrs ?. u Scryner.
Mrs Ira Daniels and son Miles leii
The first Of the week for san Fran
cisco on VISIT to Mrs Daniels
brother.
Mrs r e. stanfleld returned yes
terday from a visit in Portland
T.. C.. Smothers has gone 20 Hos.
kins camp near Kamela on o VACATION
". B. Hinkle and wife returned
Wednesday from Lehman Springs
Mrs Ella Ripper and Miss Glars
Ripper arrived home YESTERDAY morn
Ing after an extended visit p the Viii
lsmette valley.
Mrs B. 6. Mashburn and Mrs
Claude sloan are visiting in Portland
and neighboring valley towns
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06
GERW4N-OWSED SHIPS
GIT &. ;. REGISTRY

WAEHfEGTOE. Ayg. 2.-seeretary
Lansing and Acting Secretary 5weel
~ the department of commerce, in
conference TO-DAY agreed that Am
eflesn reglstry could not 5e denis1
n eleven foreign built steamer puf-
chased for the American Trans Allan
tlc company. a corporation headed b.
Richard 9 Wagner n New York.
The frelghters we're pUrebase6 IN
British. Scandinavian and Bedifef-
ranean Dors b. q Dsnsh agent am
? Dutch merchant with money sup
piled b. a capitalis, n Essen. Ger
many
Prompted b. The discoysry th2t
German capital was baek of the en-
terDrise. the applications for Arneri-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06

HOOD RIVER. ore. Aug A.
While it Is still too early to make
definite estimates and while the
opinions Of various experts differ
slightly market men and growers
agree that the Hood River apple crop
a-ill be far smaller than that II last
year. when approximately 300 900
boxes of fruit we're shipped.
This seasons crop is estimated at
from 50 10 % per cent Of that Of last
year. on account 81 the small crop
here ana the light yield over the en-
tire nation. those In touch with mar
ket conditions predict that growers
Will get profitable returns on the
yeaFg business.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06

can registry were held up pending in
yestigali0n.
The department vas satisfied that
the steamers. valued at 1900. 900
represented German capital. but the
Wagner company offering the ships
for entry Is Delaware corporation
capitalized at sz50.000. and Wagne
warned Wagner that if his vessels
an American citizen. is president.
The bureau u navigation. however
sought 10 engage in European trade
they probably would find their yes
selg seized.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06
Bee Hunters Watched.

OLYMPIA. Wash. Aug. 5-The
sport Of hunting wild honey has
caused so many forest fires In the
state Of Washington that Fire War
den E. ". Ferris has sent iugtrue-
tions to Deputy Wardens throughout
the state to use additional precau.
tons and effort to prevent timber
losses.
The warden reports the arrest
srd conviction Of two honey hunters
in snohomish county since the in
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06
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WAR ODDITIES


BELFAST Hugh AlcCruden. 4
German Jew. member Of British
regiment, supposedly intoxicated,
cheered for the kaiser and vas ar
rested under the defense Of the realm
act
LCEDOS,-L0rd Kitchner has
turned the park and gardens Of hH
country home over 70 wounded SOL
diers aho may roam and pick flow
ers as much az they Ike accord
ing ~ the wsrlords orders.
That General Linman
Won Sanders. commanderln-chief oi
he Turkish army in constant fear q
aasasslnstign. goes about daily clad
in arn0r that not only covers biz
bod but his head. - the statement
tnda ~ fhe constantinoDle corfe-
spordent n IN Athens paper.
T'ns generals head "lnpedin snta
resem 5Ies somswhat the head 1rTnoT
~ tsr a1cieDts md dlscloses 10 more
~ f1e commanders faee nan can he
seoa through thicE glase goggiez
DesDite al precautions. according
to other a8yiees. son Sanders ass
wounded n wag not stated whether
he zss h.t when elad in nj srmoF
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06

You don't need to suffer those ag-
onizing nerve pains in the face. head
arms. shoulders. chest and back Just
apply a few drops Of soothing
sloan's Liniment: lie quietly for j
few minutes. You will get such re-
lief and comfort. Life and the
world viii look brighter. Get bot
tie today. ounces for Is cents. al
all druggists Penetrates without
rubbing.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06

wide publicity in that part Of the
state. Doubtless other papers would
also give space 70 stories Of success
and how it was achieved. since the
general welfare Of nagricultural
community depends largely upon the
progress Of agriculture.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06

healthy activity. irrespective Of one's
diet A bottle u this splendid rem
edy should BE- IN every household It
IT, MT expensive and can be Durchas-
I'd FOR only Ifty cents IN drug stores
everywhere 4 free trial bottle can
be obtained b. writing % Dr. ". y.
caidBeh 8gs Washington ~ Bon1-
cello. lii
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06

OREGON AGRICULTURAL coli
LEGE. Corvallis. Aug. the pub
nc market 70 be established at Eu-
gene. oregon. will have the support
NJ merely u the producers and con
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06
CITY HALL AID PARK
PROPOSED FOR ECHO
THROUGH BOND ISSUE
PETITIONS AESF FSlSSFNTlEn TW
CTIN Cu5N(al. At A.ASH
MEETING

20 Acrxs of Land iur Cic Park Among
Imuruzenssuls MAnIed--ARiOrig 81
Tar Pzpss~ sign fArSiu0R--R ID
tournssd NesElng Nm he Acad x
Take ID NHzrs
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06
EIGHT PAGES

structlonx went out and the rest %
the WArdsns throughout the state
Are keeping a lockout Tor offenders.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06
My What a Noise / Started
Au SO6nA7L-

GOOD PEOPLE, one week of my sale will be
over tonight and want 70 tell you that has been
a greater success than ] had expected. | prom
ised TO make things hum if honestly reduced
prices could do il and they have done IT,
great many dollars have been saved by our
customers, Just because The Peoples Warehouse
had TO move quickly an oyersupply Of merchan-
disc
The next and last week Of this sale will see
thousands Of dollars stretched beyond their
normal buying power al this store. VIII some
Of yours be on the iob7
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-08-06
The Ammunition!
GEN. c. o. FARTHER SAYS:

Here's a bargain in Neckwear you should
investigate regular 75c value now 49e
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-20

until a few months ago a student in
the girls high school in this city.
Miss Hamilton, who became Mrs.
Samuel w. Tolar No. 3 at a mar
riage performed in Fresno, Cal, on
February 18th last, is now in San
Francisco with her, mother and sis
ter, Mrs. ]. B. Phillips, at whose home
the girls young dream of love was
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-20

San Francisco, May 2o.-Lured di-
rectly from her high school classroom
to become the bride of a. love pirate
who, it is alleged, already had two
wives and several children, and who
in addition is now being sought by
the police on warrant charging for
gerry, is the trick which an unkind
fate has played on little Ida Hamilton,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-21
TURKS SAY ARMY
EXCEEDS MILLION
Use 200, 1000 Christians to
Dig the Trenches and
Build Bridges.

Bucharest Roumania, May 21.-The
Turkish ministry Of war places the to-
tai Of men under arms at present at
$4,000.
More conservative estimates in Con-
stantinople give the number as about
100000. This includes zoo. 900 Chris
tians who are being used for digging
trenches and building railways, roads
and bridges.
The actual fighting men are divided
into five armies. The first encamped
at AdrianpOle and round CONSTANT
nople under Won der GOitz. is said TO
be about 100000 strong. The second.
under Djemal Pasha, aims at Egypt
with 10000 men, The third is located
around Bagdad with $4,000. The fourth.
in the Caucasus, numbers 1906 00, while
the fifth, estimated at something over
100, 900, is operating in the vicinity Of
the DardanelleS-
Probably the best equipped troops
are gathered around Constantinople,
which is also admirably defended by
tons. Ar excellent battery has been
placed in position Immediately below
the mosque OF st. Sophia
Although the German advisers Of the
government have taken over practical
command Of military affairs, they
make no attempt to NEEDLE in police
and civil matters. The press censor
ship, for example, is under Turkish
auspices, and correspondents. ever
from Germany, are handled ruthlessly.
Thus the correspondents of h Cologne
and the Deutches Armee lei
tung have been interned at Konia, the
correspondent of the Neue Freie Presse
has been condemned to a years impris-
and the representative OF the
Tageblatt has been expelled
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-21
"SEEMS THAT WORLD HAS
GONE cRAZY"-JANE adams

as though the whole world has gone
crazy, but there must be some little
spot where eason viii rule" said Miss
Jane adams OF Chicago, in expressing
the belief there need be 10 fear of a
Germany.
Miss adams is here to present to the
German government the resolutions
adopted recently at the Women's peace
conference at The Hague, Holland. She
expects to ave a conference with for
eign minister Won JagJw before Sun
day and possibly see chancellor Won
Bethmann-HOllweg as well. Miss
adams VIII 90 to Vienna Berne and
Paris on the same mission.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-21
RUSSIAN WOMEN WISH TO
BECOME REGULAR SOLDIERS

Kiev, Russia, May 21-A deputatiOn
of women who wish TO form a volun-
teer legion to serve as regular soldiers
in the campaign on this front has ar
rived in this city from Gomel with a
petition which they have presented to
the head of the Kiev military district
These women state that they are
ready TO assume all military duties ex-
cept actual engagement in battle. and
are particularly DESTROYS Of being en-
ployed for patrol service They have
designed q uniform similar to that
worn by the regular army, but dis
tinguished from it by leather coats
and tricornered hats. They hope to
carry regular infantry arms.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-21
T FAMILY
o S WITH SHIP

Newark, y. Friends and relatives
Of Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Mitchell, of this
city, have received reports from Lon
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-21
SWISS PROTEST TO GERMANY
ABOUT LUSITANIA SINKING

Berne, Switzerland. May 21-Ihe
Swiss federal authorities have decided
to make suitable representations to
Germany IN the sinking, May Z, Of the
Cunard line steamer Lusitania by a
German submarine, as a result Of which
three Swiss subjects lost their lives.
The Swiss think well of president
Wilson's note. but to most newspapers
It appears TO be hardly strong enough.
The argument is being made here by
Swiss observers that the Swiss repre-
sensations viii have great weight, be-
u behind them there will be the
Swiss army, 500, 900 strong.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-21
FRENCH TRAWLER IS BLOWN
TO PIECES; Is DROWNED

London. Eng, May 21.-The captain
was the sole survivor when the french
steam trawler Archacon was torpedoed
by a German submarine and literally
smashed TO pieces near Dartmouth
Thursday afternoon. It is stated no
warning was given the vessel before
she was sunk. Thirteen OF the crew OF
Il lost their lives.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-21
PARIS Is HAPPY BECAUSE
ITALY Is GOING TO WAR

Paris. France, May 21.-Italian flags
are everywhere visible here, fluttering
in the breeze beside those Of France
and those of Great Britain. Russia and
Servia- Diners in Italian restaurants
wear little Italian flags. Paris is happy
because the allies are to be Joined by
Italy, and because the long strain Of
expectant waiting is over.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-21
LABOR LEADER ENTERS
THE BRITISH CABINET

London, Eng. May 21-The first au-
met, outside Of premier Asquith and
Sir Edward Grey, the foreign secre-
tary. is that Of Arthur Henderson. a
labor leader, who succeeds Herbert
Louis Samuel as president Of the local
government board. The trade u~nionists
are highly pleased at the appointment.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-21
CROWS DESERT BERLIN
FOR THE BATTLEFIELDS

Berlin, Germany. May 2L-The
swarms Of crows usually seen in the
vicinity Of Berlin have disappeared and
are said by the naturalists to have been
attracted to East Prussia to feed on
the many dead horses found there on
battlefield and by the wayside. Sea
coast towns also report that the birds
instead Of being very plentiful as IN
previous years, are now seldom seen.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-21
MOBILIZE MEN AND WOMEN.
Is MRE. PAEKHTRSTvS idea

London, Eng, May Zl.-Mrs. En-
incline Pankhurst, leader Of the mill
tant suffragists, Thursday night ex-
pressed the hope that one Of the first
acts OF the coalition government in
England would be to mobilize the men
and women for war duty, after declar-
ing martial Law. She said women
should be permitted to enlist like men
for war service at home.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-21
= 8 sTRGEnNs F0R RRITAN

New York, May 21-Great Britain's
newest and largest field hospital is to
be named by American surgeons. &C
cOrding to medical authorities. The
and Johns Hopkins universities will
supply 30 surgeons and physicians and
also viii collect a party OF IS Ameri-
ran nurses to serve in the hospital. The
first detachment viii sail about the
middle OF June.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-21
GERMANY WOULD PREVENT
ITALIANS FROM LEAVING

Geneva. Switzerland. May 2L-There
are boz 10000 Italians of military
age in Germany and it is said the au-
thorities Of the latter government are
placing every obstacle in the way Of
their return to italy Hundreds are be
ing stopped every day on the slightest
pretext at Basel, on the frontier.
The Swiss government is taking ev-
cry step possible to maintain its neu-
trality- A general mobilization will be
ordered the dav Italy enters the war.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-21
AUSTRALIAN GENERAL DIES.

Cairo, Egypt May 2l-Brig. Gen.
William T. Bridges of the Australian
eZpeditionary force, died aboard a hos
pital ship as a result Of wounds re-
ceived in the operations against the
D~ardanelles. He was buried at Alex
andria. William ThrOsby Bridges had
been inspectOr-generaI Of
wealth military forces since 1914.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-02-04
(Copyright, 1914, b. Harold Macarath,
BY HAROLD MAC GRATH

bunk. She lay on her back either
asleep or with her eyes staring at the
beams above her head. She ate just
enough to keep her alive; and the
strong black coffee did nothing more
than to make her wakeful. No one
knew what the matter was. There was
the bump, now diminished; but that
it should leave her in this comatose
state vastly puzzled the men. The
truth is she had suffered slight con-
cussion of the brain, and this. atop of
all the worry she had had for the last
few weeks, was sufficient to cause this
Darkness Of the mind.
The final cod was cleaned and
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-02-04

.An' say, Mister, seen anythin' in
tn papers about missin' young wom-
an?" asked some one.
Missing young woman? What's
that?"
The man told the story of F1orence's
leap into the sea and her subsequent
arrival at the cape.
That's funny" said the stranger,
II don't recollect reading about any
young woman being lost at sea. But
those big liners are always keeping
such things under cover. Hoodoos the
ship, they say, and turns prospective
passengers to other lines. 1t hurts
business. What's the young girl look
like?"
Florence was described infinitely. The
stranger teetered in his chair and
smoked. Finally he spoke.
"She probably was insane. That's
the way generally with insane people.
They can't see water or look off a
tall building without wanting to jump.
My business is insurance, and we've
got the thing figured pretty close to
the ground. They used to get the
best of us on the suicide game. A
man would take out a large policy
today and tomorrow he'd blow his
head off, and we'd have to pay his
wife. But nowadays policy is not
worth the paper it's written on If a
man commits suicide under two
years."
"You amt tryin' to insure anybody
in town, are your"
"Oh, no. No work for me when
I'm on my vacation. Well, I'm going
to bed; and tomorrow morning I'll go
out to Captain Barnes beach and have
a good swim. I'm no sailor, but / like
water"
He honestly enjoyed swimming.
Early the next morning he was in the
water. frolicking about as playfully as
boy. He had all the time in the
world. Over his shoulder he saw two
women wandering down toward the
beach. Deeper he went, farther out.
He was bold swimmer, but that did
not prevent a sudden and violent attack
OF cramps. And it was rare piece
of irony that the poor girl should save
the life of that scoundrel who was
without pity or mercy. As she saw
his face startled frown marred her
brow. But she could not figure out the
puzzle. Had she ever seen the man
before? She did not know. she could
not tell. Why could not she remem-
Der? Why must her poor head ache so
when she tried to pierce the wall Of
darkness which surrounded her men.
tally?
The man thanked her feebly. but
not In his heart. When he had sufi-
ciently recovered he returned to the
village and sought the railway station.
where the Western Union had its OF.
flee.
Il want to send a code message to
my firm. Do you think you can fol.
low it,"
81 can try" said the operator.
The code was really Slav; and when
the long message was signed 1t was
signed by the name Vroon.
The day after the news came that
Florence had jumped overheard Oh
the banks, vroon with dozen other
men had started out to comb all the
fishing villages along the New Eng.
land coast. Somewhere along the way
he felt confident that he would learn
whether the girl was dead or alive.
II she was dead then the game was q
draw, but II she was alive there was
still fighting chance for the Black
Hundred. He had had some idea Of re.
naming in the village and accomplish.
ing the work himself; but after DELHI
Grafton he concluded that 1t was i'm
portant enough for Braine himself to
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-02-04

At the bedside of patient who was
a noted humorist five doctors were in
consultation as to the best means to
produce perspiration. The sick man
overheard the discussion and, after
listening for few minutes, he turned
his head toward the group and whis-
pered with dry chuckle: "Just send
in your bill, gentlemen; that will bring
it on at once."-Boston Pilot.