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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-08-10
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INTO three compartments Of az many
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Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
SHOW SUPREMACY OF SOUL
Bright Spots in Dark Incidents of the Great Conflict Going on
 in Europe.

Courage is the universal possession Of the German, the Englishman, the Frenchman, the Belgian, the Austrian, the Russian and the Japanese. The stories of individual coolness and dar- ing are so many that they have al most ceased to attract special atten- tion. The other day, when the Brit ish dreadnaught Formidable went down in 6 storm, crushed like an egg shell by torpedoes or mines, it's cap -Loxley-was on the bridge as it sank; and his last words were: Steady men; it's all right; keep cool; do not get in panic; be British" :" Every officer was at his post; many of them had lighted cigarettes. This stirring exhibition of the fact that the man does not die when his body falls ill the trenches or sinks in the ocean can be matched in every navy and army. All Europe is fighting for invisible things. There never was such universal and commanding evi- denee that the soul of humanity is su= preme and invincible.-From the Out lCok.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
UNITED STATES RANKS HIGH
Percentage of Illiteracy Compares Well With Those of Other Coun-
 tries of the World.

In the United States the percentage of illiteracy is IT for the total popula- tion Cover ten years of age) and for the native white population. In Den- mark, Germany, the Netherlands, Swe- den, Switzerland and the United King dom the percentage of illiteracy is lower than that for the native white population of the United States. Doubt less the list should also include Nor way, although no figures are available for that country; but in the other Eu- ropean countries the percentage of illiteracy is higher than it is in the United States, and usually very much higher. In Bulgaria it is 65 per cent; in Greece 70, in Hungary 33, in Italy 37, in Portugal 69, in Roumania 61, in Russia 69, in Servia 79, and in Spain 58. There is less illiteracy in Aus tralia than in the United States, but in all other non-European countries the percentage of illiteracy is in general very high.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
STOMACH MISERY GAS, INDIGESTION "Pape's Diapepsin" fixes sick, sour, gassy stomachs in
 five minutes.

Time it! In five minutes all stomach distress will go. No indigestion, heart burn, sourness or belching of gas, acid, or eructations of undigested food, no dizziness, bloating, or foul breath.
 Pape's Diapepsin is noted for it's speed in regulating upset stomachs. It is the surest, quickest and most cer- tain indigestion remedy in the whole world. and besides it is harmless.
 Please for your sake, get a large fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any store and put your stomach right. Don't keep on being miserable life is too short-you are not here long, so make your stay agreeable. Eat what you like and digest it; en. joy it without dread of rebellion in the stomach.
 Pape's Diapepsin belongs in your home anyway. Should one of the fam fly eat something which don't agree with them, or in case of an attack of indigestion; dyspepsia, gastritis or stomach Arrangement at daytime or during the night, it is handy to give the quickest relief known. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
HIS PRESENTS ALL PAID FOR
But Mir. Jones Was Not Quite the Model Citizen the Statement
 Seemed to Make Out

Referring to the promptness of some people in settling their accounts, Sena- tor William Alden Smith of Michigan recalled little incident about party named Jones.
 A few days before Christmas MT. Jones was talking with his neighbor, Brown, when the subject of inter- changing presents entered into the conversation.
 Do you mean to say, declared Brown, in response to statement made by Jones, that all of your Christmas presents are paid for?"
 Why, yes,' was the easy rejoinder of Jones. T settled for the last of them yesterday
 You are nothing short of won- der!" enviously returned Brown. T haven't even begun to buy mine yet.
 Neither have l." answered Jones, with look of enlightenment. T was referring to last Christmas. Pitts burgh Chronicle-Telegrap
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Wilson to Make Address.

Washington.-Bus men of the country are turning their attention to the meeting of the Chamber of Commerce of the United States of America in Washington early in Feb ruary. Special significance is attach ed to this gathering, as President Will son and three members of his cabi- net are to make addresses. It is ex- pected that the chief executive will take this opportunity to outline in some detail his attitude toward busi. ness during the remainder of his ad- ministration.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

Calomel makes you sick; you lose a days work. Calomel is quicksilver and it saliyates; calomel injures your liver.
 If you are bilious, feel lazy, sluggish and all knocked out, if your bowels are constipated and your head aches or stomach is sour, just take a spoon ful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone instead of using sickening, salivating calomel. Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You'll know it next morning because you will wake up feeling fine, your liver will be work ing, your headache and dizziness gone, your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular. You will feel like working. You'll be cheerful; full of yigor and ambition.
 Your druggist or dealer sells you a 50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
BATTLE 0F EASTERN
 CAMPAIGN |S ON
GERMANS ATTEMPT TO BREAK THROUGH THE RUSSIAN LINE
 AT RORJIMOW.
HEAVY FORCES TO RESIST
Russians Met the Germans Advance With Rifle Fire and the
 Bayonet.

Petrograd. Not since the battles around Lodz, in Russian Poland, in the early part of December, have the Germans delivered such vicious at tacks when they attempted to break through the Russian line at Borjimow.
 Probably never before in the east ern arena of the war have they con- centrated such force on a single point.
 In a distance of six miles between Humin and Borjimow, the Germans threw 105,000 infantrymen, together with heavy forces of cavalry, the whole supported by 100 batteries Of artillery of 600 guns. It is estimated that in this short lise ther were nearly 30,000 men to the mile coming in on 10 or F lines like the waves of the sea-
 The Russians, warned by the at- tacks of previous days in this same vicinity, had concentrated correspond ingly heavy forces to resist the Ger man advance. So close were both sides packing in this narrow space that artillery became practically use | less.
 The Russians met the German ad- vance with rifle fire and the bayonet, the first lines struggling forward and | backward from trench to trench. German prisoners relate that in the German camp the division chosen to lead this undertaking was dubbed the division of death," since 1t appeared 1 to be a foregone conclusion that none would survive. Russian military ob- servers, with the meagre details be- fore them, are likening this fight to the battle of Borodino, where Napo- leon lost his Russian campaign. The battle at Thormijow is continuing with virtually unabaded violence.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Berlin DeIiQhted.

Berlin.-All the papers express en- thusiasm over the work of the sub marines as ushering in the war upon Great Britain's commerce as heralded by Admiral Von Tirpitz. Attention is called particularly to the fact that "U-21" is operating thousand miles from her base, which is a greater ra- dius of activity than hitherto was be- lieved possible. The argument is ad- yanced that what already has hap pened to small coasters, may happen to the great English liners.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
CALOMfL S|CKENS! I SAL|VATES!
 DON'T STAY BILIOUS, CONS1IPAIED
Guarantee Dodsons Liver Tone Will Give You the Best Liver and Bowel Cleansing You Ever HadDont Lose Days Work!

under my personal guarantee that 1t will clean your sluggish liver better than nasty calomel; it won't make you sick and you can eat anything you want without being salivated Your druggist guarantees that each spoonful will start your liver, clean your bowels and straighten you up by morning or you can have your money back. Chil- dren gladly take Dodson's Liver Tone because it is pleasant tasting and doesn't gripe or cramp or make them sick.
 I am selling millions of bottles of Dodson's Liver Tone to people who have found that this pleasant, yege- table, liver medicine takes the place of dangerous calomel. Buy one bottle on my sound, reliable guarantee. Ask your druggist or storekeeper about me.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

housework or attend to my baby was soweak. Lydia E. Pinkham' Vegetable Compound did me world of good, and now am strong and healthy, can do my work and tend my baby. l advise all suffering women to take it and get well as I did. Mrs. FANNIE COOPER. RED, Bridgeton. NJ.
 Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound. made from native roots and herbs, contains no narcotic or harmful drugs, and to-day holds the record of being the most successful remedy for female ills we know of, and thousands of voluntary testimonials on file in the Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass, seem to prove this fact.
 For thirty years it has been the stand- ard remedy for female ills, and has re- stored the health of thousands of women who have been troubled with such ail- ments as displacements, inflammation, ulceration, tumors, irregularities, etc.
 If you want special advice write to Lydia ID. Pinkham Med- icine Co.,, confidential Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman and held in strict confidence.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Air Craft Safes Upheld.

Washington.-In reply to Germany's recent protest against the building of hydro-aeroplanes by American manu- fa f:.c ct.,rers for England and Russia, Secretary Bryan has informed S ant von Berpstorff, the German ambassa- dor, that the State Department does not concur in the contention that such craft must be regarded as vessels of war whose delivery to belligerent states by neutrals should be stopped"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
ASHAMED OF HER
 BAD COMPLEXION

Many a nice, and otherwise attrac- tive, girl is social failure because of her poor complexion. If you, too, are embarrassed by a pimply, blotchy, un- slightly skin, resinol will probably clear it. Just try resinol soap and resinol ointment regularly for week and see if they do not make blessed differ enee in your skin. Sold by all drug gists. Prescribed by doctors for 20 yeaI5 for most skin troubles. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Obedient Tommy,

Now, Thomas said the teacher, se- verely, ''how many times must l tell you not to snap your fingers? Put your hand down and presently I'll hear from you"
 Five minutes later she said Now, then, Thomas, what was it you want ed to say?"
 There was a man in the entry a while ago." said Thomas serenely, "and he went out with your new silk umbrella. New York American.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Ammunition Ordered by Italy.

Rome.-The Roumanlan government has placed orders in Italy for a large quantity of ammunition for April de- livery. The material is ordered with Italy's consent. Capt. Michel, Rou- manian military attache at Rome, was instantly killed yesterday by an ex- plosion while conducting experiments with bomb.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Copper Supply Plentiful.

Amsterdam.-Dr. Schuster, secre- union, is quoted in Tijid dispatch as declaring Germany's copper supply will hold out thirty years "by mak- ing use of all the bronze monuments and the copper cuppolas of the church. es and collecting all the copper we have used for other purposes in the last few years"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Attitude of the Believer.

feel that goodness, and truth, and righteousness are realities, eternal realities and that they cannot be ab. stractions, or vapors floating in spir. Aitnal atmosphere, but that they neces-
 a>7za living, personal will, a
 ss1lg, righteous God, in whose
 g@we are perfectly safe, and who .ssuiding us by unfailing wisdom TThomas Erskine.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
prosnerous Annearance.

Some men live for their stomachs.
 That's true, but the man with an unusually large abdomen has a pros porous look withal, and if he can drape a heavy watch chain across it the lllu- sion is complete"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Knew the Ropes.

Bacon-You can depend on him. Egbert-Are you sure?
 "Oh, positively. He knows all the ropes.'
 How do you know?"
 Because he worked for long time in one of those factories where they make cheap cigars"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
IsaIy Gets Much Wheat From America

New Yorlk.-Pprchase of American wheat for Italian consumption and shipped out of this port in the period from December 21 to December 31 last, made public by Chief Statistician other country, and were the heaviest in any like period since buying on ac- count of the European war became a factor. Italy's shipments aggregate 1,365,299 bushels against 320,359 bush els sent to The Netherland, the next biggest purchaser. England was the third in wheat purchase. totaling 267,- 686 bushels.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Mald-It was at number [
Prudent Woman.

T thought you said we were going to share everything equally after we got married said the husband of rich woman.
 That was merely your own sugges- ition," she answered calmly q have decided to retain the balance of power until l find out what division you are going to make of love and affection
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Quite ProhahIe.

Teaeher-The passive verb, Johnny, expresses the nature of receiving an action. For instance, Johnny is spanked Now tell me what does Johnny do?
 Student (with imagination)-John- ny hollers.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Breaking it Automatically.

Little Girl (in disgrace to mother. as she enters nursery)-Do you love me, mummy?
 Mother-Yes, darling.
 Little Girl-Do you love me very much?
 Mother-Of course, darling.
 Little Girl-Well, I've frown my pud- den under the table.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Reuinnino the Day.

Oh, God, give me freedom. Loose me from the shackles of fear and hate and all sin Break my cage and lead me out. Let me feel the wings which I have dreamed about. Tame the heights for me- Give my soul it's proper air. Show me the fullness and the far reaches of life In Christ's name. Amen-H. M E.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Put if Up to Father.

"Im going to thrash you soundly, said MT. Washington to little George.
 Do as you please" responded the infant father of his prospective coun- try, "but if you do the American people will never forgive you"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
For She Liked Them.

Patience-According to two English scientists, the sense of smell in man, because of the practice of kissing, is gradually being destroyed.
 Patrice-Good. Do you suppose the time is coming when the boys won't notice the onions?
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Probably Not.

This scientific article says that chocolate is great for relieving fa- tigue," commented Mr. Wohmaat.
 Tt ought to be fine for the soldiers in Europe" suggested his wife, but l suppose the poor fellows can't always mobilize where there is a soda foun- tain'
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Seems So.

MT. Bacon-I understand it requires about fifteen days for the human body ito recover from the loss of two con- seeutive nights sleep.
 Mrs. Bacon-And don't you suppose those fiendish cats in the back yard know that?
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
A Bridal Tour,

T want to go abroad the worst way!" exclaimed the young thing. Then you should marry. I know of no worse way"
 Saying which, the older thing smiled harshly.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Breaking It Gently.

Maid-Thieves got into a house in this street last night and stole all the silver
 Mistress-What stupid people to leave doors unlocked! Whose house was it?
 Mald-It was at number [.
 Mistress-Why, that is our house!
 Maid-Yes, ma'am, but I did not want to frighten you.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
COLDS & LaGRIPPE

or doses 666 will break any case, of Chills & Fever, Colds & LaGrippe; it acts on the liver better than Calo-- mel and does not gripe or sicken.. Price 25c.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
THIS WOMAN'S
 SICKNESS
Quickly Yielded To Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
 Compound.
Bridgeton, N.J.-"Iwant to thankyou a thousand times for the wonderful

good Lydia E. Pink hams Vege table has done for me. l suffered very much from a female trouble. I had bearing down pains, was irregular and at times could
 hardly walk across
 the room. l was unable to do my
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
A.Press s.Aoent.

Mask-Who is that fellow coming out of your room with a suit?
 Wig-That's my press agent.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
So He Got Met

Mother-Why didn't you run for home when you heard that a shower was coming up?
 Willie-'Cause knew wouldn't get wet unless it came down.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
A Sacrifice Hit.

She-Would you leave your home for me?
 Held leave a baseball game in the ninth inning with the score tie.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Amono the Elite.

Then they never have a family jar?'
 They occasionally have what might be termed family jardiniere. AS aris- tocratic people they only quarrel in a very refined way
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

A wise woman refuses to ask her husband to accompany her to church of he talks ill his sleep.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

Most men wouldn't do thing if they didn't need the coin.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

Wise is the chap who uses his stumbling blocks as stepping stores to success.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

People cause no surprise by saying they enjoy good health. Why shouldn't they?
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

Some men are healthy because nc self-respecting germ would go near them.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

Every time a man looks into mir TOT he imagines he sees the reflection of hero.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
A Limited Journey.

Ed-IIe seems to be wandering 1T his mind.
 Fred-Well, he can't stray far.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

Most particular women use Red Croi Ball Blue. American made. Sure to pleas At all good grocers. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

You never can tell Many man who writes pretty punk love letters makes mighty good husband.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
A CoIIeoe Education.

'Is your boy learning much at col lege?"
 NO, but I am" indianapolis Star.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

Success often comes to a man be- cause he has forgotten that he might fail.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
Ea silly Misled.

'I'm afraid Jobson hasn't much of a vocabulary
 "No?"
 "If you should happen to speak of bas relief he'd probably think you were referring to something in the na- ture of highball."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

A girls idea of ringleader is the first man to come along with a soli- taire.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

Fortunate is the man who really de. serves his own good opinion of him. self
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

A female cynic is one who declares that all men are alike.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

Great thoughts seldom come in very big packages
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
A 1lp.

How can keep my hair from fall ing out?"
 Don't do anything that annoys it.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10
ananorfant to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it
 Bears the @ ucz-s Signature of [ENIzzsz@@ In Use For Over 30 Years.
 Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

It is easy for shiftless man to tell what wonderful things he would do if he only had a million plunks.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

Always use Red Cross Ball Blue Delights the laundress. At all good grocers. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

The best way to get out of tight place is to sober up.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

He is poor sign painter who is un- able to make name for himself.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

The heart of pretty girl may be as chilly as a dogs nose.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

Monuments to men really great are superfluous.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-02-10

WANTEn to hear from owner of good farm WAN LD for sale. Send description and price, Northwestern Business Agency DeptA Mnn
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-03-15
Needless lnterruptlon

A New Yorker writes the Times to
protest against . habit he says met.
ropolitan women have of knitting at
concerts. Recently, he declares, he
was obliged to sit near q knitter and
the click Of her busy needles dis
turbed him.
Here is serious issue. One has
seen q woman, returning from mar.
ket. Smelling her beans on the street
car. There could be no objection to
her plucking. holiday goose under
the same circumstances, provided she
didn't scatter feathers on the floor.
But knitting at q concert is differ.
emit. A knitting needle obbligato to a
harp selection might lack something
of the ideal. One might better take
a basket of corn to husk, or an arm.
full of stockings to darn.
Almost any concert enthusiast will
agree with the Times complainant. II
the music Is not to ones liking it is
better to exchange whispered stories
with ones neighbor than to disturb
the assemblage with clicking needles.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-03-15
EASY FOR THE DETECTIVE
knowledge Of Human Nature and .
Little Reasoning Led Him to
Ire Truth.

Conspicuous on the end Of the coun.
ter in the little cigar shop was brand
new, highly ornate cigar lighter made
Of heavy bronze. It was the type
which has q wire rod sheathed in .
phial Of alcohol. from which the rod
10 drawn to be dipped in Jet Of fire.
So proud was the cigarmaker Of the
new fixture that he pointed It out to
every customer with special courtesy.
While thus engaged one evening re-
Gently he was borrined to discover
that the wire rod with its beautiful
bronze handle was missing.
1T was here . moment since." he
declared to . man who was waiting
for a light. Where can 1t be?"
Easy question to answer" smiled
the customer. THAT little rod 10 out
there on the pavement just outside
the door. have not seen It, but I
know 1t is there"
Sure enough, It II there" ex-
claimed the cigarmaker, rushing to
recover his property. How did you
know that?"
In my business, which happens to
be that Of q professional detective"
exclaimed the customer. Il md that
q knowledge Of the human inclination
to do many trifling things unconscious.
ly is Of value. In the present case
force Of habit caused your last Gus
toner to throw away the cigar lighter
after using it precisely as II 1t were
match. He did it without thinking.
He threw the rod either to the right
or left, after lighting his cigar. &C
cording to the hand he had used.
Nov, the rod was not on the floor
to his left, for l looked carefully when
you spoke. Consequently it had to be
on the pavement. a. the cigar lighter
stands just next to the open door.
Here Is my card. II ever you need
. detective let me know"