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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-07-10
EXPRESS PAcKAeETTEs.

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While ! don't defend the fly,
Just for once I'll pass him by.
Scuse these rotten rhymes and
meter
| must swat the pesky skeeter.
For Exchange-One perfectly good
overcoat for an electric fan. Address
A. Swelterer.
81 Simp says he notices that his
cash account never balances when he
is long or short.
Any preacher ia town will probably
tell you that it isn't any hotter at
church than it is at home.
AS we understand it, the jitney fel-
lows intend to contest the right Of the
city council to establish war zone.
Even wise man like j. W. Kayser
was stumped when his little daughter
asked. Papa. why did God make CHG
gers?"
Ed Johns was diked out in clean
collar, billed shirt and broad smiles
yesterday. The answer-lAIrs. Johns
came home.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-07-10

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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-07-10

Speaking of blood-thirst-as who is
not?-the Orpheum theater program,
Denver. carries this ad. Don't Iiill
Your Wife. Let the Western Col,im-
bia Laundry Do the Work."--New
York Tribune.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-07-10

First thing you know Uncle Sam is
going TO have mighty pretty grounds
around his home in Chickasha. We
welcome him into the Order Of City
Beautifiers.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-07-10

Personally, the Packagetter is In
favor of adopting those low-neck'
sleeveless sport shirts as official duds
for business men during the summer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-07-10

But the mere fact that Dame Rumor
has been convicted of being liar
dozens of times doesn't stop her from
telling them.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
CREWS PERISH WHEN GERMANS TORPEDO STEAMERS IN
 CHANNEL.
SIX DESTROYED IN ONE WEEK
Total Salines for Same Period Reach 1859, So Loss Is Not Considered Escessive-Englis Raids
 Unknown Quantity

London. England While the Ger man submarines continue their activ- ity around the coasts of Great Brit, ain, the naval wing of the Royal Fly. inE squadron keeps up its attacks on the German submarines which are being built at Hoboken and on the submarine base at Zeebrugge
 The Germans have added three more steamers to the long list of mer- Chantmen sunk off Beachy Head. The victims this time were the French steamer Emma. which was torpedoed without notice. 19 of her crew going down with their ship and tho Brit ish steamer Seven Seas. sent to the bottom without warning, II of her crew being drowned
 The British Southpoint. the crew of which was landed at Lisbon. was not lost in storm as al first reported but was sunk ty the German subma- rue .2S. 6o miles off Cape Finis terre. according to a Reuter- dispatch from Lisbon
 The Hr1sh losses already reported for the week ending March 3l were t'ye steamers sixth vessel was tor pedeed. hut reached port During the week. however. 1559 vessels entered and sailed from British ports Sa. eN- cept for the loss of life the damage done was not considered excessive
 On the other hand, the British have no means of aseertainiuE the nature ot the damage done hv the bombs dropped at tlobohen and Zeebruggc. although il is believed that two of t"e underwater craft king at fhe mole at ZeshrueEe We're damaged
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
CALOMEL MAKES yOU SICK, UCH!
 IT'S MERCURY AND SAL|VATES
Straghten Up Don't Lose Days Work! Clean Your Sluggish
 Liver and Bowels With "Dodson Liver Tone"

Ugh, Calomel makes you sick Take a dose of the vile. dangerous drug to. night and tomorrow you may lose a days work.
 Calomel is mercury or quicksilver which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel. when 1t comes into contact with sour bile crashes into it, break. ing it up This is when you feel that awful nausea and cramping. If you feel sluggish and all knocked out" if your liver is torpid and bowels consti- pated or you have headache. dizziness. coated tongue, if breath is bad or stomach sour. just try spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone.
 Here's my guarantee=Go to any drug store or dealer and get 50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take a spoonful tonight and if 1t doesn't
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
Ills First Sweetheart.

Her name Is Milly haven't said anythiue about marrying her yet not 10 her or anAhody hut I've carried her books three or four times and hit her iu thc back ot tho head Wlth a sau ~uo@uaN and guess she likes me loo she thrcw sn9Whail back al me when | hit her and then when | washed her face for her With snow. sh" just said "Oh, George. you mean thiuG'" as jf she might be willing to mary me sometime if l got nerve enough to ask her when we're grown up | wonder how fellow gets nerve to ask them l don't think I'll ever have Ellis Parker Butler. in the American Magazine
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
Reason of His Faith.

"Bruddren and sistahs, began Jim Dinger. the gambling man, during the revival in Ebenezer chapel, T rises to testify dat has done been snatched fum the slough O sin and de sasspole O nickerty Whah has been ~allerin' for 10 desc many days
 "HalleIooyer! Bless de Lawd. :" shouted a dozen earnest voices
 Yes, bruddren and sistahs de Lawd's done made muh eyesight so DO of late dat kaia.t sea ,cely see de spots on eyahd. and l thought dess as well iine de church as to stay out side Muh days o usefulness IS oyah. anyhow. Kansas City Star
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
FAVOR CHANGE IN
 PRIMARY DATE
COMMITTEE WOULD DEFER THE EVENT FOR TWO MONTHS
 CONSOLIDATE ELECTIONS.
BODY WILL MEET APRIL 12.
Members Believe Primary Should Be Held Later Than Third Wednes-
 day m March.
Little Rock

Little Rock
 If it can be done. the Democratic state central committee, when 1t meets III Little Rock, April F. will set the uate of the general state primary for six weeks or two months after the third Wednesday of next March When the date was set for the third Wednes- day Of March, 1916 the general cleo tion Was set for the second Monday in September The last Legislature con solidated the state with the national election. which fixes the date for No Vember.
 Many members of the state central committee believe that the primaries should be held d couple of months la ter on account of the election consoH- dation AS the date for the primaries Was fixed by the state convention. many members believe that it k be y )ad the power of the state committee tl change the date. The matter prom lses to be enc of the most important questions to be considered hy the com ruttee when it meets in Little Rock tai4 month Vincent N Mites NM like r.. be selected as national commilec- man 10 succeed the late Judge Nm N kayduaugh
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
Salesman D seha-ocd: Ends Life.

Charlottesville, Mo !. T Lewis. a nursery salesman for a SmithyGe CTenno firm, Killed himself wth stryehnjue he had jus' bought. in thu presence ef several persons in q drug store He had received a telegram from his employers. notifying him Of his discharge on account of drinking He loft instructions To send his body to hls wife al Washington Ca He was G0 years old
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
SEPARATED LAMBS AND GOATS
Governor Knew What He Was Doing When He Told Anecdote of
 Ancient Vintage.

The governor of q southern state came to his office with a friend one morning to find a number of men walt ing in the anteroom Pausing an in- stant. he told a story that was de cided chestnut When he got inside the private office the friend said: That was q horribly old one you sprung on those fellows"
 "I know it. chuckled the governor, ''but did you notice that one that laughed?"
 We'll I noticed that three or four did
 Those, said the governor are the fellows who won't get in to see me They are the ones who have favors to ask Rehoboth Sunday Herald
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
RESlNOl CERTAINLY
 DOES HEAL ECZEMA!

In the past twenty years. literally thousands of phyStcidnS have written to tell Us how successful the resinol treatment is for eczema and similar skln troubles. The first Use of resinol ointment and resiHol soap usually stops the itching and burning. and they soon clear away all trace Of the eruption. No other treatment for the skln now before the public can show such q record of professional approval Sold by all druggists -Ady
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
A Good Job.

The professional joker entered the ohiee one morning in fine humor. Say, Rill he shouted to his friend II the next desk, T heard of a job that would interest you. It takes only few hours in the evening and pays good money
 Fine said Bill Tell LIS about fl
 Well you just 70 down to the aquarium and see my friend NIT He'll fix t up for you But be sure 10 bring trap along
 "A trapo"
 Sure Youll have to have trap The jobs catching mec for the eat fish"
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
His Proud Title.

It was very small pupil who as tonished his father. practitioner Of medicine, by propoundiug the follow ing question.
 Papa. do you know what the great Napoleon's $ nickname was9"
 Wishing taat his son might have the pleasure of bestoWing this informa. ton. his father evaded a reply by ask ing another question
 What was it, son ?'
 His state Of mind can be imagined when the little fellow proudly re- sponded
 He was known as the Little Cor puscle "-Y Youths Companion
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
S8 Democrats Lose Jobs

Columbus O-ln accordance with letter of Gov Willis. The state tax commission removed all officials in charge of the taxation machinery in thc N counties Of the state Those removed all are Democrats. Who were appointed under the administration of Coy Cox
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
SOME HARD KNOCKS Woman Gets Rid of Coffee Habit

The injurious action Of coffee on the hearts of many persons is well known by physicians to be caused by caffeine. This is the drug found by chemists in coffee and tea.
 A woman suffered a long time with severe heart trouble and finally her doctor told her she must give up eof- fee. as that was the principal cause or the trouble She writes
 My heart was SO weak II could not do its work properly My husband would sometimes have to carry mo from the table. and 1t would seem that would never breathe again,
 The doctor told me that coffee was causing the weakness of my heart He said must stop 1t. but 1t seemed l could not give it mp until l was down in bed with nervous prostration
 For eleven weeks l lay there and suffered Finally husband brought home some Postum and l quit coffee and started new and right Slowly | got well Now do not have any head aches. nor those spells with weak heart We know 1t is Postum that helped me The Dr said the other day: T never thought you would be what you are used to weigh 92 pounds and now weigh l5S
 "Postum has done much for me and I would not 20 back to coffee again. for believe 1t would kill me if kept st it Postum must be prepared ac- cording to directions on pkg. then 1t has rich flavor and with cream Is fine"
 Name given hy Pestum Co, Battle Creek. Mich Read The Road to We'll vile" in pkgs
 Postum comes fin two forms:
 Regular postum must be well boiled I5c and 25c packages
 instant postum-is a soluble pow der A teaspoontul dissolves quickly in a cup of hot water and. with cream and sugar makes a delicious beverage instantly. BOG and soc tins.
 Roth kinds are equally delicious and cost per cup about the same
 There's a Reason" for Postum.
 --sold by Grocers.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
chLld,s pushmobue Vehicle.

New York A chud.s pushmobile is | vehicle within the meaning of the Iaw and entitled 70 the rlght of Way in the streets, according to a decision hy thc supreme court af th.s state Justice Benedict refused to -et aside verdict for $500 for tn- lures suffered hy Leo Barr. lu years old. who was injured in collision MltE grocery wagon
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
PREMATURE BALONESS
Due 10 Dandrurf and Irritation, Pre-
 vented by Cutcurs.

The Soap to cleanse and purify. the Ointment to soothe and heal Daily shampoos with Cuticura Soap and occasional applications of Cuticurs Ointment gently rubbed Into the scalp skin will do much to promote hsir-growing conditions
 Sample each free by mail with Book Address postcard, Cuticura. Dept KY. Boston Sold erywhere-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
Teeth for Special Occasions.

Those Bullions simply roll in wealth
 Don't they-and say did you ever see Mrs. Bulions set of state teeth2"
 State teeth 9"
 "Yes-the ones she wears at recep- tiOns and dinners. They're made of diamonds. rubies. pearls, sapphires and emeralds in succession Why one Of her smiles Is worth $Ss,oo0 New York World
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
caruso Gets 5000 a Nioht.

New York, \ V Giulo Gatti Gas esza, general manager of the Metro poltan opera Company has received cable from Enrtco Caruso in Monte Carlo stating that tho famous tenor had- been engaged for 1o appearances latctn May a' the Bueuos Aires opera house. Argentine, al 5000 a night
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

Senator J. M. Futrell of this city, just gone into effect, denies that the law is defective or that the absence of specific appropriation on the part of the Legislature will handicap the same commission in the enforcement of the act
 From newspaper reports, said Senator Futrell it appears some peo- pie think they have found defect in the new game law in that the Legis lature made no appropriation. and that for this reason the license fund will accumulate in the treasury and cannot be drawn out; that wardens cannot be procured to render any service when It will be impossible Tor them to draw pay. Friends of the measure were well aware that no appropriation was being made, and really do not think 1t is necessary to do so in view of the fact that no definite idea could be obtained ds to how much money will aCcumu. late. and the appropriation laws must
 
 dollars and cents This is constitu. uonal requirement. It was purposely provided that all license fees should be paid into the state treasury Ger tainly the man who issues the license should not be allowed to receive the money. as this would destroy any checking or accounting system. and Is 2 temptation to dishonesty.
 Under the law passed in 1913, the governor can issue proclamation and vouchers may be issued against funds which will be- handled with little or no discount There will be no trouble on this account The failure to make an appropriation was not an oversight
 Il also notice in some of the papers that it ls stated that 1t k now against the law tn fish with hook and line or With trot line This Is mistake. it k rot against the law To 6sa with hook and line trot line at any time
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
German African camp Falls

London < Cape Town dispatch to Reuters Telegram Company says a German camp at Platthen 50 miles northeast of rkamas, German South. west Afr.ca. has been captured by the British. 1t contained great quan- titles of supplies and horses and oth CT live stock
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

W H Dyer. county farm demonstra- tor for Washington county had made arrangements to place a carload of thoroughbred Durham cattle in Wash ington county, but the prevalence of the foot and moutE disease in other sections of the country caused a quar- antine which will delay the shipment of the cattle for some time.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
Fiancee Wins Win Suit

Chattanooga. Tenn " Judge Bach. man directed the jury to sustain the will of x Phillips. which left an es. tate of S35suoo to Mrs Margaret Mick Ter Of Fort Wayne, Ala his aancee A sister sought 10 break the will
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
"movies" Aid corvlcts Fscs,.

Bismarck \ n Guards with blood hounds and posse of citizens in auto mobiles. arr searching the country about Bismarck for six convicts who escaped from tho state prison here
 The fugitiyes wore attending the mo- tlon picture show in the prison audi forum and unobserved entered tho library. sawed the bars and escaped
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
Cleveland Closes Segregated ol,,rle,

Cleveland, Cleveland's segresat. ec district has been closed for the first time in the history Of the city Inmates were warned a month ago that they would be driven from the city No disorder attended the pass ing of the district.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
Texas County Remains Wet

San Angelo, Tex-Tom Green coun- ty remained in the wet column by small majority as result of returns received from the election A large vote was boiled.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
It's Result.

What do you think of this bust. ness of the Germans taking Frye?" They are apt to find themselves in q brOil
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
or Two Evils.

Sillicus Some men are sorry they are married, and some are sorry they are not.
 Cynicus-W Well it's better to be sorry you are no- than sorry you are
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

The BauXite Mineral Company of Rauxite has shipped l0 ears of bauxite ore to DeNall's Blufr over the RocN Island and are loading 1t in bargas to he towed down White river and up the Mississippi to the St Louis mar ket
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

That the farmers of the state feel that blow was struck them in the appropriation veto of Governor Hays. was the report John H. Paga brought from Ward, where he attend d a meet. ing of more than POO farmers. inter. ested in a newly organized fruit and truck growers association
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

nr C. X Evans and II D Morton. Philadelphia horticulturists. state that the recent cold weather has not in- jured the peach crops fin this section. where any precaution was taken Smudge pots were used freely o1 their orchards with gratifying results
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

straighten you right up and make you feel fine and vigorous by morning want you to go back to the store and get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone is destroying the safe of calomel be- cause it Is real liver medicine; entire ly vegetable, therefore 1t cannot sali- vate or make you sick.
 l guarantee that one spoonful of Dodson's Liver Tone will put your sluggish liver to work and clean your bowels of that sour bile and consti. pated waste which is clogging your system and making you feel miserable. guarantee that bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone will keep your entire fam. fly feeling fine for months Give 1t to your children. It is harmless; doesn't gripe and they like it's pleasant taste
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
He Ought to Know.

Adam complained
 The early bird may get the worm, but if you are too early you get a snake. he cried
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
Their Identity.

Germany The other powers come to these straits in fowl disguise.
 Turkey Cmournfully)-Y as Fur key gobbers
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
Just T hat.

The Germans are going to mobil. ize the elephants iu menagerie for heavy work. That's a new line, isn't it?"
 Quite SO: a sort of trunk line"
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
FOR HURRIED READERS.

IL looks d. if the four state agriem- tural schools Will have to close July 1. according to an official statement is- sued h} representatives of these schools u conference lu tais city.
 M the morning session the members asked the attorney general for An opiH ion d. to the right of the schools to use the matHtenauee fund of t6e schools for ta" purpose CT payuc zalar.es of teachers When Governor Hays ent the item of salaries from che appro pr1atlon btll for the schools. he di3 SO under Che impression tat salaries could he pmd from tbe $4s.ooo jtem Ieft to eaeh school under tHe head Of maIutenance.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

The Pine Bluff Commercial has pur- csased the Cans building and will TO. move as soon as changes are made
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

It is believed that rich deposit of potash has been found on the farm of Sam s. Little on Black Fork mountain. near Mena.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
A Man of EiLs Word

Don't worry about James, old man. He'll pay up He's man of his word :" ''Yes, and his word Is wait.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

More than 50.0oO peach trees have been planted in the vicinity of Coal Hlll recently.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

Keeping a mans nose to the grind stone doesn't sharpen his wits.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

Farmers of Sulphur Springs are pre- paring to sow big acreage of spring oats and many are already planting.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
Parliamentary.

Brown Where's that flyer laid on the table q moment ago.
 Mrs. Brewn-You never expected to see that again, did you?
 Brown-And why not?
 Mrs. Brown You told me that in parliamentary practice when a bill is laid on the table il is seldom heard Of again =Narper,s Bazar
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
All Promised.

He Can't you spare me kiss
 She You'll have to ask Fred. I've promised them all to him
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

At a joint meeting of the assessors for the Van Ruron and Fort Smith bridge districts the tracks of the Fort Smith Light and Traction Company were assessed at Slo,000 a mile
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

There were 2.aao. .oo0 Slays in the United States before tho European war broke out
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08
ALLEYS FoOT-EAsE for tho TROOPS

Over ie4.an packages of ANcn.s Foot. Ease, the autiNCptIV powder to shake into your shoes, are hriu. u~r1 by the German and Allied troops At th, Front hycstu~r l. rests the feet. gives in. staut rcsfrf tu Corus and Buniuus, hot, swollen athfur.# lender feet. and mase4 wnIs4uE easy. >old every n here. 23e. Try l. TODAY. Don't accept any substitute. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

The recent cold weather Las done no damage to the fruit crop in the Vi ciuity of Dardanellc but IS an adyar. tage as it holds the opening of ule fruit buds back. and adds 10 the safe ty of the crop Large growers are prepared 70 smudge their orchards on 8 moments notice, and expect a fine crop
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

\ woman $ idea of a mean husband ts oue who refuses to talk back.
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

Little Rock bankers are of fbe aqln- Ion Chat the cuts in the appropriations announced by Governor Hate MI haEe the effect af at least steatytng the market for state warrants There k some difference of opinion as Co 'he eNart e.act on tHe price of war rants Itt- generally agreed that che prices NH Hot rts" maeh uata the er- ure deficit is pald on. which Governor Hays estimates cannot ho done until the end ot t.,a biennial period
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

Mai-Geu= Jho R Gibbons. commanG. er of tae Arkansas Division for the United Confederate Veteran, reunion. to be held at R,cHmonl. M. June l to :, has i~surd general order No 19. which k as faUoWs-
 The major general commanding an Hounces tae eabc,aj route for the mem aers of his stan and others going To tHe reunion at Kieamond Va, as foi- lows:
 fEe special train to be provided Nill leave t6e rnian Depot at LittIa Rock at >.sa m. Sunday. May 3e. solnE ayor Ihe Iron Mountain Rat. road arriving at Memphis at l a m. Monday Aay 5i lt will proceed From there over the Frisco to Birmlugz Lam. Afa, and thence oyer the Sea board Atr E4He Va Atlanta. arriving in Richmond T. 6sSo a n June I. Ae!aE H time to get located III the EoteI and attend tae first session ot the r. " convention
 The special tram will be equipped Mlla the necessary standard and tour 1At sleePers, aI9o with chair ctre, diners. and baggage car en routr to Richmond. and for the accommodation II those who do uet wish regular meals. sandwiches aHd coffee will he syrN.d uroueHout the tram at al hours
 Stop vt. to madn at auy posuts to pick aF friends Who are roiHs ou fearilas. .fter the reunion tas sane service HiN ae furnished leaving RICE meud ag aeelal tau II sue4 Aor as w.t a, saa- factory. with throu@4 .erpog and chair ears. tho same as sarc SfopoYer privileges Will be startcd
 I.e br,satr commanders will no't ts 'aeir ztaa officers and other yrt. erans aud friends of the ume and tIac" ot starting and of the arrange 9eafa far ,heir accommodation on the lr.p
The Dermott news., 1915-04-08

The Dermott Company of the Arkau- sas National Guard is building a rife range for the training of citizen sol, diers in craftsmanship