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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16
The Panamn-Pacinc Exposition.

with "a loyalty typical OF MS career
and Illustrative OF the American man
ucr Al @. Fields has incorporated
into his minstrel production for this
year i picturesque and invaluable
boost for the Panama-PaciGc eXpOA-
tion. A rich Kaleidoscope scene Is
shown, during which the spectator
at the exposition aud "a view Of the
grounds both by day and night. All is
SO attractive as To- create the desire
to make a personal visit.
America holds the worlds record
FOR national and International eNposi-
lions and fairs II starts with the
Centennial exposition I'm 1876, at Phil
.adelphla, and then follow the Worlds
fair at Chicago, the Buffalo eNpDsi-
tion and the St. Louis eXposition-all
with unparalleled attendance The
Panama Pacific exposition will un-
qucstiOnably be unique and offer al
most an excess Of interest, but il re-
mains TO be seen whether il will at
tract the worldwide attention the
others did. To many persons east Of
the Rocky mountains. the Pacific coast
seems at the other end of the world.
Many excursion experts argue that it
w!ll be difficult to get these possible
PATRONS 20 traverse lNt continent lbI
the purpose OF attending an eXposi-
tiCn.
1t is generally believed that had
the exposition been held i'm a southern
coast city the customary widespread
interest and patronage would have
developed. However as i'm the case Of
AL q. Fields. the American people are
now doing an they can 20 make the
Panama-Pacifc exposition the success
which its historical significance merits
Certainly ,nthusla I'm will follow the
AL g. Field treatment of II In his min
strel performance. The representa-
tion Of the main pavilion interior sug-
geSts graphically the comprehensive
ness OF the exhibition, while the day
and night views of the grounds are in
fused with the vastncss Of 10 all, and
the distinctive Panama and Pacific
coast Latin atmosphere.
The night scene IS one Of rare Sc
ductiyeness The exotic Pacific coast
night IS charmingly reflected i'm the
soft glow OF the general illumination,
while the thousands OF miniature cleo
trio lights with witch the buildings
are adorned emphasize in brilliant sill
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16
STATE OFFICIAL
AIDS S. PACIFIC
Regulated Monopoly l. Preferable Ir-
responsible and Unrcgulatcd 10
Competition, Says Eshlcman.

SAN FRANCISCO, March 13.-
Lieutenant Governor John NJ. Eshlc-
man, former president OF the state
railroad commission aided the cause
OF the Southern Pacific company to-
day when he took the witness stand
for the defense in the governments
Central Pacific c-Southern Pacific rail
roads unmerging suit. The proceed
ings adjourned today TO be continued
April Is in New York.
The lieutenant governor cpitomized
his views upon the proposed scpara-
tion Of the two roads as follows:
Regulated monopoly is preferable
to irresponsible and unrcgulated COM
petition"
THE upshot Of a separation would
probably be that present terminal ia
cilities in California would have 10 be
duplicated out Of capital investment.
which would be legitimate argument
before a California railroad commits
sion for increased rates" he said.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16
BIG FEATURE AT
MEMS MEETING

The Schildkret orchestra, which ap-
peared at Convention hall In the last
number of the lyceum course Satur-
day evening and at the mammoth
mems meeting during the Y. NJ G. A.
convention, will be the feature Of the
mems meeting this afternoon at the
First Presbyterian church, at 2:30
o'clock. This meeting will be the
initial meeting Of the Frank Wright
evangelist services in that church. Ev-
cry man In Tulsa Is urged TO be pres
ent at this meeting.
During the past week, Rev. G. w.
Kerr, pastor Of the church, has been
preparing the congregation for the
coming of Mr.. Wright, who is a
Choctaw indian, and an evangelist OF
rare ability
Mr.. Wright will be accompanied by
Walter Good, tenor singer. Mr.
Wright sings baritone. and one Of the
features Of every service is the solos
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16
ARRESTED WHILE
WORKING ON FORD

Working on the dead engine Of a
stolen Ford. "ScOtty' Clarence Well
born was arrested at 10 o'clock last
night by Motorcycle Policeman
Hughes and rushed TO the police sta
tiOn on the motorcycle while a local
garage man brought the car 10 town.
"Scotty" claimed that he had been out
riding with a man whom he never
saw before and that when they got out
on Admiral boulevard the stranger got
out and sent him back to town for oil
and gasoline.
Hunt Riddick's chauffeur tele-
phOned the police station that the de-
livery car was missing and Hughes
was sent out to look for II. lie found
Scotty working on the machine In the
outskirts Of town after he had already
bought the oil and gasoline and
started to meet the other man again.
Chief of Police Burns refused to ac-
cept Wellborn's story and he is now
being held on investigation, behind
the bars Of the city jail.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16

THE CAPITAL IS QUIET
Investigation Is Now Be
ing Conducted Into
MrManu> Killing

WASHINGTON. March l3-N'
mands by the United State govern
mont On Gsncrai Salazar, the Zaratd
commander N Mexico city, Tor The
punishment of soldiers who murdered
John n, NcMuNus, an American eft
lzen, and the payment of an adequate
compensation Ia McManus' family
were repeated today 70 General villa.
As villa ana %apa'a.' said St"r'-
tdrE h'NaH, "haVc been go operating,
Thought ~ was a good idea TO mako
representations to villa .is well So Ihstt
Hhe offenders would be punished
TIL" secretary i"legTaph'd 10 ';""rg"
q. darothors. American consular
agent, accompanying NIlla, "a" sub
sthnc" "S tho message which hai pre-
N."usIy been sent - Mexico Gt! With
instructions - iay th0 matter h'f"'"
General Villa and urge prompt a.
t'nH.Ou. A. 'h" finances Of Tho Villa
Hapa'I government practically h'y"
been IN control Uf villa himself, ~"
question ~ an indemnity ~ 'ht family
az McManus, II Is believed, vii be
settled by the northern chief. Gen
'ral Shla1ar has PROMISED ALREADY 10
punish those guilty of killing NJ
Mauus.
Mexico city was reported quiet to-
day with no change i'm the situation
there. The following summary of
conditions in other parts Hf Mexico
was given out w the STATE depart
men'
Stores Reopen.
"The department is Informed that
the occupation At Ficdras Nogras by
me villa faction gives II complete con-
uol az the coal region U3 toahuila.
Good pTdsr haq been established IN
PlSdIas ScgIas and merchants have
rsopSn"d HheiG stores IL ~ reported
various ssucs ~ nat money arc being
accepted The railroad is rapidly Ne-
ing TSpairod and trains are now run
ming fr"m Sabinss 20 ToTrcon. Com
muuica'ion wiz MOI be open from
tfedHas NegYas for 9cw weeks, ON
aCoOun' az several large bridges haV-
ing been dynami'ed ~ the CaYTan-
ZiStas
"A diapatch datea March 4 from
Vera Cruz states that General Car
rama has announced that the gun
boat Earag"Sl AZ Pr grtso will dstain
any vessels FOUND discharSing or load
ing cargo and that ne expects 10 Oc-
Cupy the port. operating by land and
sea. The constitutioualist authorities
Ocampo also has been ordered to Pro
gVCsO.
The department is i'm receipt Of a
report dated March \, covering THE
general political situation in the No
gales district II is stated that Gov
srnor Maytorona has despatched q
large force TO the south 10 Iebel the
reported advance of CarranZa forces
under General Iturbc. Governor
MaytQrena's control extends as far
south as the ncighhorhood Of Fun
dicion, on the Southern Pacific Of
Mexico. The CarraEza forces occupy
Alamos, Sonora and Nayajoo, to the
south, and Aqua Pricta, in the north
east Of Sonora.
Food Shortage at Sonora.
1T is said that the phase of the
Sonora situation new most serious
seems to be the scarcity of food no
cases of actual starvation can be re-
ported, but there are said to be thou
sands Of people who have insufficient
food supplies
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16
OKLAHOMANS FACE
A ROBBERY CHARGE
Anderson Brothers Of Broken Bow Are
Arrested i'm Arkansas for Loot
ing Bank.

DE QUEEN, Ark, March t3.-Hood
Anderson and James Anderson. young
were placed under arrest
here today charged with the robbery
Of a bank at Gillham, Ark. The rob
berry occurred q week ago, two masked
men compelling an officer Of the bank
10 accompany them out ~ town after
they had taken about a thousand dol
lars from the bank. The two men
live near Broken Bow, Okla.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16
MRS, MELTON'S LETTER
To Tired, worn-out Mothers.

JACKSON, Miss shall feel re-
paid for writing this letter II I can
help any tired, worn-out mother or
housekeeper TO find health and
strength as | have.
Il have a family Of five, sew. cook
and do my housework and | became
very much rundown In health. \
friend asked me to try Vinol. | did
so and now | am well and strong and
my old-time energy has been restored.
Ninol has no superior as n tonic FOR
worn out, rundown. tired mothers or
housekeepers. Mrs J. n. Melton.
Jackson, Miss. Adv.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16
Fiery Blood
Disorders Checked
The Sources Of Disease are
Cleaned and Blood
Purified

Those who have used s. S. s. marvel
at the way il checks blood diseases. See
a man today with his skin all broken out ;
see him again in n week or two after using
$. $ $. and he is a wonder to behold, all
cleared up, skin healthy, eyes bright, big
smile replaces the droop. What Is S. S. s.
that can accomplish such wonderful re-
suits? First Of all it is natural medl-
cine. Like milk, eggs and other foods that
can not be initiated, s. S. S. owes 1t to
Nature FOR It's power to overcome disease
Just as food prevents emaciatlon. s. S. S.
IS not a combination Of prescription drugs
1t is a preparation direct from medicinal
plants that retains all the virile potency
Of what we need, what we must have IN
the blood to counteract those destructive
tendencies that assall US throughout life.
If IL we're not for our natural secretions to
sustain us, aided by such known helps as
s. S. s there would be small chance OF
any Of us surviving childhood.
Get bottle Of S $. S. today from any
druggist but be careful to avoid the sub
eututes palmcd of on the unwary. s. s. s.
ls prepared only by The Swift Specific Co.,
SO Swift Bldg, Atlanta, Ca. and for pri-
vate medical advice write briefly your
symptoms TO their medical department.
They will take excellent care OF you.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16
MAJESTIC HELPS DAY NURSERY
Fifty Per Cent Of Mondays Receipts
Go To Institution for Babies.

Help the day nursery" is the slogan
adopted by the Majestic theatre. Ev-
cry Monday 90 per cent Of the receipts
OF this theatre are given over to the
Day Nursery. an institution which
cares for children Of working mothers.
Tickets have been placed on sale in
various downtown stores.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16
TO BURY NEWSBOY
AT MUSKOGEE TODAY

The local Hebrew society has made
arrangements for the burial of the
late Sidney Reed, who died at the
Tulsa hospital Friday afternoon. and
the body will be taken TO Muskogee
early today. where the funeral serv-
ices vii lie held and the interment
will be made. Mr. Max Tissman will
accompany the body to Muskogee.
Reed was for long time street cir
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16

houette the mission architecture
which dominates all the structures.
This scene Is used as the oppor
tuLity for presenting the international
offering entitled, The Dances OF the
Nations" during which a character
istic dance from almcst every coun
try on the globe is given. This I'M
cludes the dances of the hour. such al
the tango and hesitation waltz ms wei
'as new variations. among which ar
the Polar bear glide, pyramid pitcl
ard others
Neither are the historical dance
overlooked. The number Is panOh
.ramic in scope as far dancing /
concerned. The dancing contingent
(which renders it is conceded to be IN y
best. Al G.. Field. an acknowledge
expert On the subject has ever as
,embled. At the Grand Thursda
March Is.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16
STNIV. GSpIISI. NEWS
GOVERNOR PRO TEN
MAY GRANT PARDONS



">LAllOMA CITY, March l3.-Nn
echo Of the activity of Acting Gov
.,.,., ,f.I'.,,, i,, ,i...,,s, ~, tho
emu =" '''S''' '" ''', "''
nardonlng power curing fhe ahs'h'.
4, of Governor 'rug' from the state aS'
I'all. occurred saturday morning "n'n
the criminal court ~ appeals srah"'
wWfs at hapeds corpus to three prs
I"rerS in 'h" state pcnilcntlaIN NhueT
The holding ot the court 'ne warden
is directed 10 llh"ratc the Shree prIS.
uNcrs immediately and IN" power "I
'he lieutenant governor 70 grant par
J aons during the absence az 'h' gov
I'nor Srom the sFtt' is again Sus-
tanned
The three prisoners whose merry
Is restored by the court order are ltop-
erf Davis. sentenced from Mcintosh
county 10 serve five years for larceny
walter Flowers, Bryan county SEN
fenced ~ serve - years for a Haiu-
tory uIfcnsc, and James Hobbs, Gar
field county sentenced 20 ScrN" ~
years for murder ID the second degree.
Could Not SgrCc.
n,,.i,, torn, has alro,dc ovnirod ac.
,,riin,, g., .ttcrnent yTom Attorney
=, .'''' ,S"Ad,n,s ~ oilIoh6nna City
IL ' ,,t,'rno,. for tbo tbrec ncti.
,inno, w." vi ofar' |,, ,So orin,in,I cour, of
ne, ',nnoais ''
IIr,l c,,irior .st.,t,s tbot ,ner,bors of
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16
ACID STOMACHS
ARE DANGEROUS
Common Sense Advice by a Distinguished
Specialist.

Common sense AuVlce Dy DlstlhBulhheu
Specialist.
"Acid" ,tomachS are dangerous because
acid irritatcs and inflames the delicate lin
ing Of the stomach thus hindering and pre-
venting the proper action Of the stomach,
and leading to probably uiue.tenths OF the
cases of stomach trouble from which people
suffer. Ordinary medicines and medicinal
treatments are useless in such cases, for
they leave the source OF the trouble the
acid in the stomach, aS dangerous as ever.
The acid must be neutraizcd and its torma-
tiou prevented and the best thing for this
purpose is teaspoonful Of bisuraed mas.
nesia, q simple antacid taken In little
warm or cold water after eating which not
only ueutraizcs the acid hut also prevents S
the fermentation from which acidty is de.
Vclopcd Foods which ordinarily cause dis
tfess may be eaten with impunity II the meal
is followed with little bisuruted magnesia.
which can he obtained from any druggist,
and should always be kept handy
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16

and duets sung by these men. a cho-
rus Of fifty voices viii sing at these
services
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16
EYEWITNESS TELLS
or SINKING SHIPS
After Evading Patrol Boats
Submarine Sinks
Steamer

LONDON, March 1+.-tl:iS a. m.b
An eye witness Of the 'orpedoing of
the British steamers Indian city and
Headlands Off the Scilly islands tells
the following story Of the event:
About s o'clock Friday morning a
German submarine torpedoed the
steamer Indian CITY, off Bideford,
within sight of IIughtown, ON Saint
Mary's island. The submarine re-
mained i'm the vicinity about an hour
and was an object of keen interes, to
the islanders, who watched develop
ments as the crew of the steamer
rowed their boats toward the shore.
Immediately the attack became
known two patrol boats, which We're
in the rOadstead, put TO sea and has
tened in tie direction Of the suDma-
rine on which they opened fire. The
submarine was then about ten miles
from shore and the miniature battle
as keenly followed by the sightseers
crowding the shore.
when the patrol boats approached
the submarine, the latter suddenly
submerged herself, but reappcared a
little later about two miles further
west. The patrol boats stopped TO pick
up the crew of the Indian city and
then gave chase to the submarine, but
the pursuers easily were left behind
bv the hostile craft, whose speed was
too great for them.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16
KING MAY NOT LIVE;
NELSON is BETTER

ST LOUIS, March Captain
King. until "a few weeks ago, manag-
ing editor of the St Louis Globe
Democrat. is not expected to live
through the night, physicians in at
tendance announced at midnight. Cap
tain King is suffering from comph-
cation Of diseases. chief Of which Is
bronchitis. Ills advanced age, I3
years. In adding TO the difficulty Of
sustaining life.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16
Nervous Period
icaI Headaches
SuCCumh to Anti-Kamnia Tablets

This trouble commonly called sick head5
ache" is said to be due to the retention OF
urea In the system. Often 10 is stated that
a poor condition OF the blood IS a cause Of
these headaches, or that it Is n nervous
condition; and in certain cases, no doubV
this is true.
Where treatment IS demanded, It Is more
for the pain than anything else, and ORD
A. r. Schellschmidt of Louisville. has
found Anti -kamuia Tablets to give prompN
and satisfactory relief Rest should beI
insisted upon" he says, "and the patient
should 60 to bed, darken the room, and al
the attendants and famil" should be az
quiet as possible. An emetic will sOmed
times shorten the attack. The bowels should
be kept openwith "Actoids"; hot bath ane
a thorough b-dOwn with n coarse tOwelI
often give grateful relief. Two Anti kamnii, l
Tablets when the nrst signs appear, vii
usually prevent the attack. During an at.
tack, = one tablet every hour or two vii
shorten the attack and relieve the usua
nausea and vomiting" These tablets mas
be obtained at all druggists. Ask for Al \
Tablets They are also uneXcelled for ner,
vOus headaches, neuralgia and all pains
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16

KANSAS CtTY. March i3.-The
condition OF William Rockhill Nelson
editor Of Tho Kansas City Star. who
has been IN at his home here since
last December. * no longer immedi-
ately serious. physicians announced
tonight. Mr. Nelson was "a years old
last SUNDAY
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16
Chase was Brief.

after evadiug the patrol boats, the
submarine sighted the steamer Head
lands, off Hartlepool, and went in
pursuit of the ship. The chase was
brief, the Germans easily overtaking
the steamer when seven miles south
of Saint Agnes island. Both vessels
were seen to be constantly turning
and maneuvering as a result of the
merchantmaus efforts 70 escape de-
struction.
Finally the steamer stopped and a
large quantity of steam was seen cs-
Gaping from her safety valves. Then
it was noticed that preparations were
being made to leave the steamer \
few minutes later the crew was OBJ
served in a lifeboat. pulling away.
AT 1910 o'clock in the morning
through the telescope | saw an up
ward rush of black smoke apparently
struck amidship, for she began to set
tie down by the stern. The subma-
rine went off to the westward, and
apparently was pursuing third
steamer when she disappeared from
the view of those on shore.
The crew Of the Indian City, num-
bering 81 and the 23 men from the
Hcadlands were landed at Saint
Mary's island at o'clock i'm the after
noon. Both the steamers were afloat
Friday afternoon. Attempts to sal
wage them are proceeding and il is
hoped that it will be possible to bring
them to port
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1915-03-16

1T is said that the phase of the
Sonora situation new most serious
seems to be the scarcity of food, 40
cases of actual starvation can be re-
ported, but there are said to be thou
sands Of people who have insufficient
food supplies
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-02-25
The Busy Bee.
MEAT CLOGS KIDNEYS :
THEN YOUR BACK HURTS
neys " Bladder Bothers You
Drink Lots of Water.

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make a mistake by flush
ing the kidneys occasionally, says a
weil-known authority. Meat forms
uric acid which excites the kidneys.
they become overworked from the
strain, get sluggish and fail to filter
the waste and poisons from the blood,
then we get sick. Nearly all rheu.
matism, headaches, liver trouble, ner-
vousness, dizziness, sleeplessness ant
urinary disorders come from sluggish
Kidneys.
The moment you feel a dull ache in
the kidneys or your back hurts or IL
the urine Is cloudy, offensive, full 81
sediment, irregular OF passage Or at
tended by a sensation OF scalding, stop
eating meat and get about four ounces
of Jad Salts from any pharmacy; take
a tablespoonful in a glass OF water
before breakfast and in q few days
your kidneys will act fne.. This Ia
nous salts is made from the acid OF
grapes and lemon jude. combined
with lithia, and has been used for
generations to flush and stimulate the
kidneys, also to n~eutralize the acids
In urine so 1t no longer aus irrita-
ton. thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts Is inexpensive and cannot
injure: makes a delightful eferves-
cent Whitewater drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active and the blood
pure. thereby avoiding serious kidney
compiications.-Adv.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-02-25
sarbed Wire Workers in War.

The men who spend their nights
working on the barb wire entangle-
ments In front of the trenches have
one of the most perilous tasks of the
war. One OF them. a member OF the
British Royal Engineers. writes:
"In a trench n has a sense of Sc
curity in bein~ below ground level.
and there is collective courage due to
the knowled. , that n has compan-
ions. In putting up barb wire one Is
working perhaps 800 feet In front OF
ones W trenches. and fortunate. In
deed. Is the working party II the en-
emy's snipers do not hear the sound
of the mufled mallets driving the
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-02-25
s,rie. Neutrality Of Brother waek.

us plumb nootral bout de war. and
abomnably abuses to 'scuss IL wild no.
body!" declared Brother Wack. wy.
tudder day | says to muh wife-good
lookin' yallah lady dat powdahs her
face 'twell she 'magines she's most
white-I says, Blame If | don't blieve
dem Frenchmen is gwine to win.
uh-kase dey's got de Turcusses fun
Af.ica wild EN-. Dem niggers is sho
'nuff fighters, and is kindah prejudy
to'a'ads EN-
"Hoh!' says she. Dem black apes!
I thinks de Germans will win. and
certingly admiahs dem big polly
gentlemen dat looks so much like
bishops. sho1y thinks a whole lot
of a bishop
"Uh-well, I'm skinny. muhsef. and
as black as a load O. coal. but ] was
plumb nootral bout 1t. all de same.
dess says, 'Yass'm, ! been nodicin' dat
fact for sometime!' and rotched Out
and slapped her fat."-Kansas City
Star.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-02-25
Suffrage Question.

Before crowded galleries the senate
threshed out the suffrage question and
rejected Waters bill 90 permit women
to vote for presidential electors, NUM-
cipal Offices and municipal questions,
IS to "a.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-02-25

posts into the ground and open fire.
Now and then a magnesium fare will
be sent up to licht the landscape for
the benefit OF sharpshooters. Then the
worker has to throw bimso.f fiat on
the ground and look as much like a
weed as possible"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-02-25
Professional tin.

II say. doctor" querled the short
skate who was looking for a little
free advice. what would you advise a
"a to do for dyspepsia?"
Well" answered the pill com
FOUNDER. IF he wants a real bad case
I'd advise him to hire a cheap cook
and eat irregularly."