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The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
WHEN KIDNEYS AcT.RAD
TAKE GLASS OF SALTS
Eat Lsss Meat n kidneys hurt or Yeu
Have Baskaehs or Bladder Misery
Meat Forms Uric Acid.

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make q mistake by fush.
Ing the kidneys occasionally. says q
wellknown authority. Meat forms
uric acid which clogs the kidney pores
SO they sluggishly filter or strain only
part OF the waste and poisons from
the blood. then you get sick Nearly
all rheumatism, headaches. liver trou-
BILE, nervousness. constipation, dixxi-
ness. sleeplessness, bladder disorders
come from sluggish kidneys.
The moment you feel dull ache In
the kidneys or your back hurts. or II
the urine 10 cloudy. offensive. full OF
sediment. irregular OF passage or at.
tended by q sensation OF sealding, get
about four ounces Of Jad Salts from
any reliable pharmacy and take .
tablespoonful In glass Of water hs-
fore breakfast for few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This IN.
nous salts Is made from the acid OF
grapes and lemon Juice, combined with
lithia and has been used for genera.
tons to flush clogged kidneys and
stimulate them to activity. also to neu-
trsl!ze the acids In urine so II no
longer causes irritation. thus ending
bladder disorders.
Jad Salts Is inexpensive and cannot
iniure; makes delightful efferves-
cent lithiawator drink which all reg
ular meat eaters should take now aud
then to keep the kidneys clean and
tho blood pure. thereby avoiding Sc
rious kidney complications. ADV.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

Among the late Sir Walter Gilbey's
other claims TO notice may be counted
the unexpected fact that he or his Arm
Is responsible for what Is surely one
OF the best heYameters in the English
language, This IL. or used to be, found
printed In very small type at the foot
OF the label on every bottle OF Gilheys
port wine, and M follows: Bottled In
brilliant condition, but care must be
used on decantins" The accent.
rhythm, and neat ALTERATION OF this
would be hard to beat Yet 1t must, OF
course, be purely accidental. Man.
chester Guardian.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
Activities Of Women.

Mixed marriages are forbidden In
Washington.
Belgrade. Servia. has two woman
physicians.
Indiana has over $4,000 women EN-.
ployed In It's Industries.
Mrs Thomas A. Edison 10 about tho
only person In the world who can give
orders TO her famous husband, and he
always abides by what she says
Over 30 per cent OF the school teach.
era In Washington are affected by the
new anti.marriage rule made by the
board OF education OF that city,
The Woman's National Made In the
United States OF America league hopes
to enroll 1000. 900 women II II pro
posed that each member Of the league
shall buy only articles made In the
United States. Some OF the most
prominent women In the United States
will take an active part in the furth.
GRANGE of the project,
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
Not Guilty.

May was taken down South 10 visit
her relations For the first time In
her young life abe Was thrown In con
tact with little darkies Her admira,
ton and awe was great Meeting a
little negro boy one day, she screwed
up courage TO ask him HIS name.
Il Is dun called David" said the
boy
oh" exclaimed May. her face
lighting up with surprise and pleas.
ure. are you the David that killed
Goliath"
The little black boy gave fright,
cned glance around. aud beginning to
whimper he shrieked Now, ain"
nehber teched him
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
Do No, Buy Nsrowchested Aorsea

OF the horses q rack OF round hard.
wood poles an inch or two in diam.
ster, running from the manger over.
head. firmly secured at both ends,
Marrow chested horses have not the
endurance that those have with good
broad chests Don't buy a thin breast
ed horse.
Study your blacksmith. as well as
your horses feet.
Some horses can't eat straw with.
out having impaction OF the bowels.
and that sometimes causes death,
A ration OF good wheat bran once a
week is fine change for horse.
Wet II mp good and he viii relish IL
and Il win act nicely on his bowels
Hang up your dung forks. Don't
stand them against the side OF the
barn. where they may be run into by
horse passing that way
II is sometimes said that YOU can
make any horse good walker when
you break him That IL not always
true, You never can make fast walk
ers Of some horses II is not in them
and you cannot put II in unless you
do II before they are born
II Is easy to hang up your harness
II YOU once get into the habit OF IT,
How many friends do you know that
drop them on the hoors
The reason the yarnish Is coming
or your wagon or carriage may be
tina, you keep II in the room where
horses are stabbed The chemicals
from horse manure and urine viii DC
II every time.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
LONG Drawn Out

Uncle Jeif. an aged negro driver OF
Augusta, was plotting several north.
ern visitors around just after the first
golf links had been put In there. Uncle
Jeif vas y ittttr short In his AaaRl,
edge according 10 St Andrew. but long
on local pride.
How many holes have they" In
CURED a visitor, eighteen
Uncle Jeff pulled up to make his
answer more impressive.
"More'n dat. sub" he said. "dey's
got q paseel er land and de holes
amt blgger'n tin CAM reckin dey's
got q thousand holes already. sub"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
A First Offender.

Each OF two little Boston girls has a
black,and.tan terrier dog. II was not
long before the two dogs fought. and II
required the efforts Of man 10 sepa.
. rate them, ...
Each little girl was disposed to
blame the others little dog for start.
ing the trouble, and one Of them said;
Il cont care, your dog is sneak.
inr little thing. anyhow"
Well. SO IL your dog" was the
reply And this time II shocked
hrst. tco!"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
HIS PRESENTS ALL P.lD FOR
Gut Mr.. Jenss Was Not Quite the
Model Citizen the Statement
Seemed TO- Maks Out. =. ~. -.

Referring to the prompiness Of some
people In settling their accounts. Sena'
tor William Alden Smith Of Michigan
recalled little Incident about a party
named Jones.
A few days before Christmas MIR.
Jones was talking with his nelghbor,
brown. when the subject OF inter,
changing presents entered into the
conversation.
"Do you mean to say" declared
Brown, In response TO statement
made by Jones, that all OF your
Christmas presents are paid fort"
why, yea" Was the easy rejoinder
Of Jones. 4 settled for the last Of
them yesterday"
You are nothing short Of won.
derl" OBVIOUSLY returned Brown. I
haven't even begun to buy mine yet"
Neither have l." answered Jones.
with look OF enlightenment. I was
referring to last Christmas. Pitts.
burgh Chronicle Telegraph.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

calopael makes yca sick: soa tase q
Days work. Calcmel u quicksilver
aud IL saiiygses: ealclnel iniaras ycar
liver
II yun are bilious. feel lazy. sluggish
and ell knocked out, n Jour towels
are eonaslpAsad and your head aches
or stomach Ia sour. iust take . spoon.
fai Of harmless Dodaon's Liver Tone
instead OF using sickening. salisatiagt
calonei. DedsoAs Liver Tone " real
liver medicine. Ycun know It nsxt
morning because you viii wake M
feeling fine. your liver will be work
Ing. your htadsche and dizziness gene.
your stomach win be sweet and your
bowels regular You win feed like
working. Youn Be cheerful: feli Of
yigor and ambition.
Your druggist or dealer seils you n
50-eent bottle Of Dodson's Liver Tone
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
Growing Achievement.

Was the inventor OF tho destroyer
rewarded"
They knighted him"
And the inventor OF the destroyer
destroyer"
He was created baron"
But the destroyer destroy er destroy.
er's nventor--what was done for
him."
He was made an earl"
"One more question. II you please
what reward, II any. fell to the author
OF the book which proves that war is
a biological necessity"
He was created duke"
"A duke"
yes. We are a cultivated nation,
and but for his graces work We should
never have had the face TO make use
Of the inventions OF the others
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
No, AM orlalnal Rsmark.

"Ah. my dearest Angelina" en-
claimed Fsrdie. az be slowly settles
to his knees at the feet OF bis adoree
ons. after having imprinted . Aiss
upon her ruby lsps, "a Alas frum voc
Is indeed q taste Of heaven on earth
Placing her gentle hand apoa hin
contracted brow, she remarked In .
low, soulful tone Of voice; "aahi CanS
you say something originAif forty
different young men have got OF has
same stereotyped remark"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

The director Of the federal bureau
Of mines has estimated that the cost
In terms OF money Of the $500 men
killed and more than 100000 injured
each year tn the mining and metal
lurgical Industries OF this country II
$i2.0ooo0O This loss, he figures
Ia paid by the ultimate consumer"
He thinks that cue-half ot the fatal
ties and three tourths OF the iniurie,
are easily preyentahle.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

This scientific article says that
chocolate Is great for relieving IA
tigue," commented Mr.. Womhaat.
1T ought to be fine for the soldiers
In Europe suggested his wife, but |
suppose the poor fellows can't always
mobilize where there is soda foun.
tain"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

oh. God. give me freedom Loose
me from the shaekies OF fear and hate
and all sin. Break my cage and lead
me out Let me feel the wings which
J Rave dreamed about. Tame the
heights for me. Give my soul It's proper
air, Show me the fallness and the far
reaches OF life. In Christ's name,
Ameu.--H. Al. Y.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
SOFT WHITE HANDS
Under Nest Conditions II You Vs.
cutIevra. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. Nothing
better or more effective ut any price
than these fragrant supercreamy emol.
lients. A onenight treatment will test
them In the severest forms OF red,
rough, chapped and sore hands.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticurs, Dept. KY.
Boston. Sold everywhere.--Ady.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
Obedlent Tommy.

Now. Thomas" said the teacher, Sc
verely, how many times mrat tell
you not to snap your fngsrs' Put
your hand down and presently III hear
from you"
Five minutes later she said: Now.
then, Thomas. what was It you want
ed to say"
There was a man In the entry a
~hlle ago." said Thomas serenely.
and be went out with your new silk
umbrella New York American.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
CALDNEL SICKEAsl III SALIVATEsI
DON'T STAY BILIOUS CORsTPAIED


uater my lsersonai EnAfsasea sAat ~
win clean yeur liaaxGizh LIVER hastsr
thaa nasty calomsl. II wen1 znsge yoa
siek and yua eAa cat saythang ssa
waas witAeat heaag iallvatea Your
drusgtst guarantees thAs each speeafss
win start yoar liver. cleaa rear hCw2as
and straikhsen yca ~ " mcraiax er
yoa can have your ui0nsy hask Cali
area gladly take pcasoas Liver Ton@
because 4 10 pleasant tassiax am
doesn't grtpe or cramp Or make thezA
sick.
| am selling millions 81 betties "
Dodsons Liver Tone 10 people wh@
have tpnad that thia pleasant. vese~
table, liver medicine sskes the place
Of dangerous ealomei, Bay enc eottas
on my sound. reliable guarantee. Ash
your druggist or storekeeper about ma.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

Mr. nacou-I understand II requires
about fifteen days FOR the human body
TO recover from the loss OF two con.
secutive nights sleep.
Mrs Hacon-And don't you suppose
those tiendsh cats n the back yard
know that
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
Put u Up 20 Father.

I'm going TO thrash you soundly,
said Mr.. Washington to little George
do as ynu please" responded the
infan, father of his prospective ccun
try. but IL you do the American
people win never forgive You"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
PROSPEROUS AppearAnee.

Some men live for their stomachs."
That's true, but tho man with an
unusually large abdomen has a pros
porous look withal and II he can drape
heavy watch chain across 1t the illu.
sion is complete tsesea.. e,
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
"IInM do Won knoNf''
Quite Probable.

Teacher--The passive verb, Johnny,
expresses the nature Of receiving an
action. For instance, Johnny In
spanked" Now tell me what does
Johnny do.
Student with imagination John
ny hoilers.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
Breaking u pIpIomatleaIlY

Little Girl Tin disgrace TO mother,
as she enters nursery Do you love
me, mummy?
Mother--Yes, darling
Little Girl~Do you love me very
much2
Mother--0f course, darling.
Little Girl Well, I've frown my pud-
den under the table.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

Germany has been the envy OF Ire
land as the leading potato country Of
the world Nearly two billion bushels
annually has been the amount raised
until the war
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

Bacon-fuu can depend on him.
Egbert--Are you suref
'Oh, positively. He knows all the
ropes"
How do you known
Because he worked for long time
In one OF those factories where they
make cheap cigars"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
RUB-MY-TISM

VIII euro your Rheumatism and all
kinds OF aches and pains-N Neuralgia.
Cramps. Collie, Sprains. Bruises, Cuts.
Old Sores, Burns. etc. Antiseptic
Anodyne. Price 25c.--Adv.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
voiuble.

is he a man OF his word!"
Il don't believe SO, Hes man Of
too many words"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

Fortunate Is the man who really de-
serves his ovn good opinion Of him
self
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

she-would you leave your Aosss
for met
Held leave q baseball game ~
the ninth inning with the score tis
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
A Press Agent.

Mask Who is that fellow coming
out OF your room with q suit!
wig-Thats my press agent
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

did your wife get the best OF
YOU"
Yes, D!dnl she marry me-"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

We would have more ideal cities but
for the scarcity Of ideal citizens
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

For the treatment of colds. sore threat,
etc. Deans Men.holased Cough Drops give
sure reIief---t'c at all good DrugSists.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

A girls idea OF q ringleader " thu
first maa to come along with q soil
taire.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

The hear. Of a pretty girl may be as
chilly as q dogs nose.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

The best way to ge. out Of tight
place is to sober up.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

A female cynie la one who declares
that ali men are alike.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19
A rlp.

"How can keep my hair from ian
Ing OUT
''Donf do anything that annoys ~
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

Great thoughts seldom come In very
big packages.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1915-02-19

Something for no,aing---a cipher.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-04
GOOD SEED.

It's not alw avs the men occupying
the highest niche who performs the
most meritorious act.
This time tits a little country justice
Of the peace, in Wichita Falls, Texas,
who sets an example which wiser and
greater men might we'll follow. He
announces that he will no longer hear
vagrancy cases, because the fee sys-
tenn Of Texas puts a premium upon
conviction. In Texas and many other
states. Migrants must be convicted be-
fore the trial court officers get any
fees: then if the prisoner can't pay,
the county must.
The inference is obvious. but one
does not have 20 infer. It's being done
somewhere every day. and it's what is
turning lots of unfortunates into crim-
inals-man's inhuman injustice.
Wrong? OF course it's wrong but
it's law. This obscure peace officer
saw the wrong. SO have lots OF others
who hid behind the statutes. This
judge said THE law be hanged. This
is a court Of justice. Don't bring them
before me unless they have commit
ted a crime" which leads US 20 be-
heve in Wichita Falls
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-04
\ SAD EXHIBITION.

The more we read about it. and the
more we think it over, the more re-
grettable it seems to us that EXPIRES t
Roosevelt and Mr.. Barnes, did not
settle their little differences out of
court. say in something like some
body's back yard. or anywhere save
with a pair of guns. Regardless of
how Theodore Roosevelt. politician,
may stand in the estimation of Amer
leans, unquestiOnably the people in
other countries. particularly those he
has visited regard him as one Of this
cOuntry's greatest men and statesmen.
Certainly, he has been generally ac-
cepted abroad as one man who was
president in fact as well as in name
beyond the dominance of any person
or party. in his official acts.
Now to find that after all. he was
but a willing disciple of an odious
master, henchman. even as many
another, Of Boss" Platt, is necessar-
lily discOncerting TO Roosevelt's ad-
herents and humiliating to all Ameri-
cans
Quite likely as Roosevelt expanded
he outgrew the bossism TO a large ex-
tent, but the fact remains that as
governor of New York he was but a
well oiled cog in the republican ma
chine.
Barnes might have been a boss all
right. In fact. there doesn't seem
much inclination on his part TO dis
prove it. He is content to smut ROos-
evelt with the same brand of SCOT. But
as between the boss" and the
"bossed" there's little to choose.
The personal quarrel of Mr.. RoOse-
Welt and Mr.. Barnes would not attract
much attention. were it not that one
of the parties was twice fonOred with
the most exalted position in this cOun-
try or in the woodland there's the
rub. That high office must come in
for a share of the odium. which is
causing every good citizen. of what
ever political affiliation. a sense Of
shame and sorrow over the disclosures
the libel suit is bringing forth.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-04

That up to a certain point, exercise
means increased strength or ease in
effort.
That all life is the expression of
spirit.
That my spirit influences my body.
And my body influences my spirit
That the universe to me is very
beautiful, and everything and every
body is good and beautiful, when my
body and spirit are in harmonious
mood
That my thoughts are hopeful and
helpful unless I am filled with fear.
And that to eliminate fear my life
must be dedicated to useful work
work in which 1 forget myself
That fresh air in abundance, and
moderate, systematic exercise in the
open air are part of wisdom.
That / cannot afford, for my own
sake. to be resentful nor quick to take
Offense.
That happiness is great power
for good.
And that happiness is not possible
without moderation and eQuanimity.
That time turns all discOrds into
harmony if men will but be kind and
patient
And that the reward which life holds
And that the reward which life
holds out for work is not ease and rest,
but increased capacity, greater diff
culties-mOre work.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-04
THE MEL TING POT
GOMEZ TAKE PO7LUCK WITH US

several months. but how common
they will look a year hence when he
returns TO the home town for his
flrst annual visit clothed in his natty
gray uniform and a new conception of
lie. The girls can be endured. of
course, but the boys-how could he
ever have associated with those dubs ?
THERE are many ways of boosting
city. One is by advertising that it
is dangerous to cross the streets on
account Of the rush OF traffic, but this
method is not impressive unless &C
companied by the casualty list.
Spring.
Languid steps crush
Tender viOlets,
And lovers brush
Lightly eager lips.
AS bees aspire
A petal to kiss,
Is Mays desire
In the youthful breast.
LIGHTQUILL.
WE do not lightly regard the pos
sibility OF serious complications with
Germany or any other country invOlv-
ed in the European war 1t is some
thing more than possible that by some
unexpected turn In affairs the United
States may have to prepare for hostil-
tiles, but, at the same time, we have
a feeling that the other fellow viii be
fully as reluctant as we are, and as
long as that condition remains the
possibility will continue remote.
BILLY SUNDAY is nothing If not
vigorous He says beefsteak and gravy
followed by a big slab of juicy lemon
pie is the best meal a Christian can
eat 1t sounds good and strenuous,
but he could make it stronger by
adding onions.
WHAT makes one day longer than
another is the way you feel about 1t.
c. y. F.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-04
FARM WAGES

A great deal is being written and
said about the difficulty experienced
by the farmers in setting help. Ne
chanics and laborers living in cities
are eloquently urged TO get out into
the country for peace and plenty.
Considerable light on the question
why farm help is scarce has just been
thrown by a report issued by the New
York. New Haven and Hartford rail-
road This company. probably TO pro-
mote the Back 90 the Soil move
nent. has been collecting statistics on
he wages Of farm people While New
England wages are higher. IL hnds that
the whole United States the aver
.ge farm hand gets but $21.3S a month
With board and $31. without board.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-05-04

TO US one Of the most pathetic
things in life is poor fat man. There
Is something about a plethora of flesh
which harmonizes with plenty. The
man with an overhanging abdominal
region doesn't look we'll in rags. A
thin man may be shabby and run
down at the heel without attracting
much attention, but 10 us the same
thing in fat man is incOngruOus.
WHAT a comfort it is to see our
name at the top of the percentage
column, and such enterprising cities as
Jackson, Battle Greek, Bay City, sag
NAV and Flint comfortably tucked
in under us 1t is, of course, a precar-
iOus position. standing on a turbulent
foundation, so let us enjoy ii while
we may.
WE assume that Mr. Plat, could
he be recalled from the shades, would
make an interesting witness in the
Barnes Roosevelt case Still, we
should be satisfied with what we are
getting.
IT is always refreshing to read Of
a wife physically besting an obstrep-
Of retributive justice which encour-
ages the world TO hope that woman
will not always be the under dog.
AN exchange chronicles a surprise
party given a youth on the eve of his
departure for Annapolis where he Is
TO become a cadet. His boy and girl
friends gave him a good sendoff. The
candidate for GLORY and undying
fame" had a pleasant time among the
companions Of his youth and will
doubtless cherish their memory for