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Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04
No. 1878

NC. 1905
ORDER FOR HEARING FINAL ACCOUNT
N PETITION o DISTRIBUTION
State of Minnesota, County of Her
nepin. Probate Court.
In the matter of the Estate of Cath
crime McCormick, Decedent.
On receiving and fling the final &C.
count of the administrator of the
estate of said decedent, and his petition
praying for the allowance of said &C.
count and for a decree assigning the
residue of said estate to the persons by
law entitled to the same.
1t is ordered, That all persons inter
ested in said estate appear before the
said Probate Court, on Monday, the
28th day of June 1915, at ten o'clock
in the forenoon, at the Probate Court
in the Court House at Minneapolis, in
said County, then and there to show
cause, if any there be, why said &C.
count should not be allowed and said
estate should not be distributed as pray.
ed for in said petition.
And it is Further Ordered, That no.
tice of such hearing be given by pub
fishing this order nee in each week
for three successive weeks, prior to said
day of hearing, in the Echo de pOuest
a newspaper printed and published in
said County, and by mailing a copy Of
this order to all the heirs-at-law of said
decedent when their address is known
or can be ~ascertained by due diligence
at least fourteen (14) days before the
date of said hearing, unless notice il
waived.
: Dated at Minneapolis, this Bird day
| of June 1916.
By the Court:
6-18 JOHN A. DAHL,
Judge of the Probate Court.
D. G. Gorham, Court House:
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04

La partie de cartes donn6e mer-
credi soir par les danes de la Cour
ND de Lourdes, a 6t6 CONNIE tou-
iours tres int6ressante. Les prix
ont etc gagn6s CONNIE suit: Da-
mes; Ter, don de Nine HILBERT, par
Nine Dor6; I'd, don Nine Meloche,
par Nine Angelo Lalibert6. Mes
sieurs; Ter, don Nine Arth6mise
Desloges, par M. Noise Lemay;
I'd, don de Nine e.. Sabourin, par
M. Campbell. Nine Bissonnette
a gagn6 lie prix de consolation, don
de Nine Taller.
Georgiana Sabourin, S. A.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04
Fete St. Jean.
Baptiste

La prochaine assemble du Co
mite Central de la St-Jean-B aptis-
to, aura lieu q Minneapolis,
dimanche le 6 JUN, chez
Rainville Furniture Co., IL 1922
Avenue Hennepin. Que tous les
membres Sc fassent I'm devoir d'y
assister car lie. temps est court ct
beaucoup d'ouvrage reste encore q
faire ainsi que p%lusieurs questions
d'importance 3 Atre discut6es.
Done un peu de bonnie volont6 ct
de patriotisme. Montrons une fois
que nous avons tous a occur notre
fete rationale. L'assembl6e sera q
3 hrs pr6cises.
Frs Lessard, Sec.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04
DULUTH, MINI.
Chronique

Mardi dernier, M. FRANCOIS Ora
velle, de Two Harbors, conduisait
q l'autel Mile Lydia Bouffard de
notre paroisse; M. David Gravelle
ct Mile Blanche Bouffard leur SER
vaient de t6moins. LIE Rev. P6re
Cure donna ia b6n6diction nuptia-
le ct ofrit ]e saint-sacrifice de la
messe.
Ce fut un joli marriage, un mari
age chr6tien tel que l'Eglise lie
veut, avec ses promesses de ben6-
dictions ct de bonheur. Les au-
tells 6taient brillamment illumin6s
ct la statue de la Ste Verge 6tait
entour6e de feurs ct de lumi6res...
LIE choeur de l'6cole chanta de
beaux cantiques appropri6s a la
joie du jour; M. Albert Ferland
rendit avec anne I'm superbe ave
Maria; Mile Evelyn Blais, Porga-
niste attire des demoiselles de
lImmacul6e Conception, accompa-
SudAo q l SuO
M. ct Nine Gravelle recurent de
magnifiques cadeaux, t6moignages
d'estime de nombreux amis.
La Reception Solennelle DIES
Demoiselles de lImmacul6e Con-
ception ct des Enfants de Marie
fut de toute beaut6. Rien de tou-
chant CONNIE cette procession au-
tour de l'6glise, a la suite de la
Verge port6e en- triomphe, qui be-
nit ses. enfants p~rostern6s. Les
membres des deux congregations,
les unes vetues de blanc, les autres
portant de longs voiles ct couron-
mes de feurs, 6taient au poste fai-
SAINT honneur q leur Mere du clel
ct l'acclamant leur Patronne. Miles
Rose Morisseau, Elizabeth Cell
neau, Alma Morisseau ct Maud
Massey 6taient ''brancardiAres" de
la Verge; Mile Albertine Loube1t
6tait porte banni4re des Demoisel-
les de II. G., ct Mile Alexina Be-
LANCER, des Enfants de Marie. 80;
huit ]eunes files avec 6charpes
bleues en- sautoir formaient garde
d'honneur autour de leur Reine...
Au retour de Ia procession, Mile
iAurore Desjardins, agenouili6e aux
pieds de Marie, SO ft l'interprete
de ses oompagnes ct Tut I'm acte de
CONSIDERATION 3 cette bonnie Mere.
C'6tait oloturer dignement le
mois de Marie 81 populaire dams la
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04
E MEAT MARKET

ST vous d6sirez du bon boudin
frais, vous pourrez vous en- procu-
rer en- retournant de votre travail,
au Gateway Meat Market, 21O Ave
nue. Hennepin, endroit de trans
fert, "a quelques portes du coin
Washington ct Hennepin). Bou-
din frais trois fois par semaine'
Godtez-le.
Nous lemons toutes les viandes
frafches, sal6es GU fnm6es, lard ct
saindoux. Commander aussi par
telephone. Livraison q domicile SUI
demande.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04

Mile Marie Babineau, ancienne-
ment de O. T. SWEET est mainte-
nant avec A. N.
All Central Ave., qui a ouvert q
Get endroit un Magasin de Nou-
veaut6s ct de Modes. Choix COM
pIet de marchandises nouvelles ct
fra1ches ct chapeaux de derniers
go0ts pour danes, demoiselles ct
enfants. La clientele canadienne-
franchise est sollicit6e.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04

ner rouvrage. Alors settlement je r@solus de me
faire traiter. J'ai consult@ plusieurs m@decins
uui avec tous leurs indictments, mont pu me
9u6rir. Je me suis ensuite rendu q I'm h6pital ct
IA encore on ne put rien contre le NAL qui me tor
turait. Parfois je s%ouffrais tellement que te ne
pouvais m~'emp4cher de g@mir. Les Pilules Moro,
Due TAI employees en- dernier lieu, mirent fin &
mon martyre. Apr6s en- avoir pris quelques boz
les douleurs qui s~6loignaient 6taient plus
supportables bient6t te pus reprendre mon ira
vail, le continuer, continuer aussi de me- trailer
avec les Pilules Moro ct me gu&rir. Depuis, detx
fois par aimee, je reprends quelques bottles de
Pilules Moro ct je me suis ainsi exempt6 toute
douleur. Je suis fort ct en- parfaite sant@." David
Iseclair, 72 rue de E5glise, Putnam, Conn.
CONSULTATIONS GRATUITEs. - Tous les
hommes malades sont invites a venir voir nos mede-
Gins don't les consultations, absolument gr%atuites, Sc
donnent au No 272 rue St-Denis, tous les jours, de
9 heures du matin a 6 heures du soir. Aussi consul
tations par lettre pour tous les hommes qui ne peu-
vent Sc rendre a nos bureaux.
Les hommes malades ct don't P6tat pexige peu-
vent %recevoir de nos m6decins, au moyen d'appareils
les plus perfectionn6s, des traitements a P@lectricit6
|destn&s q leur faire le plus grand bien.
Les Pilules Moro sont en- vente chez tous les mar
chands de remedies. Nous les envoyons aussi, par Ia
poste, au Canada ct aux Etats- Unis, sur reception
du prix, SOC une bofte, 81. so six bottles. Toutes les
lettres doivent Atre adressees COMPAGNIE MEDI-
GALE MORO, 272 rue Saint Denis, Montreal.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04

Dimanche lie 6 JUN, aura lieu la
Premiere Communion Solennelle
dune classe d'enfants q l'6glise
Ste Anne, a la messe de 10 hrs
L'apres midi a 3 hrs, il y aura re-
ception du scapulaire, renovation
DIES promesses du bapteme, etc., ct
enfn graduation des enfants qui
ont pass6 toutes les classes du ca
.t6chisme ct distribution de prix
aux plus m6ritants.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04
DECES

Nine Anna E. German M6nard,
ancienne pionni4re territoriale,
Went de d6c6der apr6s une maladie
de IL semaines, a Page de 81 ans q
la demeure de sa file Nine Marie
E. Booth 1914 Avenue Penn N.
Ellie passa une belle :viellesse en-
tour6e de l'afection de sa file ct
de ses deux petits-fls MN. Char
les ct Jonathan Booth.
Nine M6nard naquit q Nancy,
France, lie % janvier 1924. Enco-
re jeune ellie 6migra aux Etats-
Unis, ct vint habiter Minneapolis
en- 1856 venant de l'Indiana. Ellie
6pousa en- seconde noce, M. Joseph
M6nard, compatriote induent de
notre vile, qui Ia pr6c6d6e dams
la tombe de pres de Is ans.
Nine M6nard avec conserve une
intelligence claire ct portrait mer-
veilleusement bien lie poids de ses
81 ans.
SEES fun6railles ont Gu lieu, sa-
medi lie 20 mai, q hrs, en- l6glise
Ste Anne, lie ct Lyndale Ave. n,
au milieu dun bon concours de
parents ct d'amis. LIE r. P. Ri
chard, cure de la paroisse c6l6bra
le service, donna l'absoute ct pro-
nonca rallocution de Circumstance.
Les porteurs 6taient NM. Tho
mas Gadbois, Emile Gadbois, Jo-
seph M6nard, G. 81. Gray, 9. FL.
Lewis ct FIX Murch.
Nous prions Nine Booth ct sa
famille d'agr6er nos condolences.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04


Decide mardi matin, a Page de
10 ans, Sidney Laferri4re, fills bien-
Anne de M. ct Nine F. F. Laferri-
ere. 1726 Brayant Avenue N. II a
rendu son anne d son Cr6ateur
apres une maladie de plusieurs
mois soufferte avec beaucoup de
resignation.
SEES f%un6railles ont en- lieu hier,
en- l'6glise Ste Anne, au milieu
dun grand concours de parents ct
d'amis.
Nous prions la famille Laferri4-
re d'agr6er nos chr6tiennes sympa-
THE dams lie malheur qui la trap
pc.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04
ST.. Paul

Les Franco-Am6ricains de ST
Paul sont prizes de nous commun.
quer, soft personnellement GU par
telephone toutes les nouvelles To-
Gales qui les c%oncernent, chez M.
Frank Godbout, notre agent local
767 Tue Wabasha. Telephones: T..
s. 40 N. W. Cedar 40.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04

Nous a%ttirons l'attention de nos
lecteurs sur l'annonce de M. Will
frid st Hilaire, qui para1t pour Ia
premiere fois dams &c num6ro. M.
St Hilaire sollicite la clientele des
notres en- fat de peinturage de
toutes sortes.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04

La Cour Nicollet. O.. F. c., dom
nera un bal ct un "Ice Cream So
cial" mardi soir le Is JUN, dams la
sale Kraft 2O27 Washington Ave-
nue. N. Les billets sont de 25c.
Tout lie monde y est invite.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04

Avez-vous remarqu6 les portraits
de Premiers Communiants que M.
s. Kierski, Photographic du Cote
Est. coin Avenue Centrale ct Be
rue, a d6ja pris cette aimee? LIS
sont magnifques. Allez lie voir
pour celui de votre petit garcon GU
petite file.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04
Echo sc rOuest
MINNEAPOLIS, LED Juin 1915

Render une visite q Mile Babi-
bineau, Ill Ave. Centrale, ellie de-
sire vous voir.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04

LIE 9 mai, lie divin Cr6ateur ap-
pelait q Lui, Aurore Lessard, file
bien-aim6e de Mathilde Lessard ct
de feu Magnus Lessard ~autrefois
ing6nieur de la "Presse' de Mont
real, apres une maladie de quel-
ques mois soufferte avec une resi-
gnation vraiment chr6tienne. LIE
service fun6bre cut lieu q r6glise
Notre-D Dame, au milieu dun grand
nombre de parents ct d'amis venus
de toutes parts pour rendre un
dernier homage a. la regrett6e
d6funte. LIE r.. Albert Lessard,
cure de Montr6al-Sud, ct oncle de
la d@funte, a chant6 lie service. La
d6funte 6tait aussi la niece de M.
ct Nine Frs Lessard, de st Paul.
Nos sympathies q la mere inconso-
liable.
r T p
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04

Achetez done d'abord chez les
qui annoncent dams le
journal de votre languet,
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04

Fete ~d'Intimes.-Le 26 mai
dernier, une agreeable surprise a etc
m6nag6e q M. Leon Rate atm de
c6l6brer dignement lie 63e ami
versaire de sa Nuisance. SEES en-
fants au nombre de neuf don't sept
mari6s ct deux q la maison pater-
nellie, ainsi que 81 petits- enfants
Jul Grent une belle fete. lis pas
serent la veiIl6e au chant ct q la
musique ct enfn godt6rent q un
r6veillon m6l6 des reparties du
joyeux groupe, toutes plus afectu-
euses ct plus gales les unes que
les autres.
Vraiment cette soir6e restera
inoubliable.
M. Rate est bien connu a st
Paul, Oh il est chef du d6partement
de laiterie au magasin de NM. Mi:
chaud FrAres depuis 81 ans.
Nous f6licitons M. Rate bien
sincerement.
Communicate.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04

II y a longtemps que Pom dit ct que Pon repete
que lhomme ma pas de pire ennemi que ui-mem
Ceci est vrai surtout pour les gems qui refusent de
SO soigner ~lorsqu'ils sc sentent souffrants, ct celia par
mrauvaise tete, parce qu'ils ne veu]ent pas faire ce
qu'on leur dit, on par insouciance, parce qu'ils sont
convaincus que Hce]a sen ira tout seul."
II est tout a fait errone de croire que Ia maladie
sen va supplement "comme ellie est venue"
Une fois que la maladie est entr6e dams le corps
-" ellie y est, ellie y %1este."
Dams tous les cas-, il est dangereux de laisser sans
soins une maladie qui commence, car on ne salt ]a-
mails jusqu'oa ellie peqt aller, tandis qu'on est SOU
vent 8 meme, avec un leger traitement ct une courte
medication, de faire disparaftre radicalement un NAL
pris das le debut.
Nous publions la declaration dun brave travail
leur qui nous dit avoir souttert pendant des annees
Moro.
On frkmit r6ellement, en- songeant aux torturee
que Get homme a endurees pendant 81 longtem4Ps ct
Quill SO serait kvit6es sill cut pris les Pilules Moro
alussit6t quill s'est sent ma]ade.
Voici comment Get homme s'exprime:
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04

La s6ance de fin d'ann6e de no.
tire Ecole, aura lieu. lie II de JUN,
dams notre sale p%aroissiale. Les
enfants pr6parent un jolt program
me, sous la direction DIES bonnes
Soeurs B6n6dictines.
lie IL JUN, il y aura, dams la
sale St jean aptiste, uue exhibit
ton DIES travaux d'aigdille, de des-
sins, de peintures, impressions,
di6criture, etc., fats par les Geo.
Tiers ct les 6coli9res pendant Fan
nee 6coul6e. On nous promet d'a-
gr6ables surprises.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04
dol6ances.

Dimanche proclaim, on common
cera une neuvaine au Sacr6-C@ur
de Jesus; tous les soirs q 1880 hrs,
IL y aura sermon ct B6n6diction du
T. S. Sacrement. La communion
generate des hommes ct des Jeunes
gems de la Ligue, qui aura lieu q
la messe de s hrs, dimapche lie Ii
JUN, cloturera cette nenvaine.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1915-06-04

aT&tais malade depuis longtemps d&ja mes for
cee d~iminuaient, mails les douleurs que j'ava1e
dans Ies reins ne m'avaient pas encore empech6
da travailler. Dependant, le NAL ennptrait tel1e-
ment ou,un Jour Vint Cd je fus oblig6 dabandon-
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
EXPORT OXEN COMING BACK"
Seems to Be Mo:e Than a Probability
of Their Resumlns Their Place
In Farm Labor.

A generation ago the use of oxen
for draft purposes was common
wherever agricultural operations
were in progress, remarks the Louis
vile Courier-Journal But the slow
moving oxen were replaced by more
rapid teams of mules or horses. Now
adays an OK team is seen occasionally
in few counties, especially in those
in which there still is logging" to
do, but the sight is novel one to a
majority of residents of the state
who have grown up within the last
30 years.
According to the Breeders Ga
zette, the economic value of the or
is bringing him back into favor.
There are, nowadays, steam and
gasoline tractors which are advertised
as great improvement upon the
everlasting mule, whose history is as
old as that of man, and who will
never be put out of business by any
invention whatsoever. 1t is rather
surprising, however, to hear of the
use of OK teams being revived at a
period in which the adage "time is
money is upon everybody's tongue,
and when the fact that time is money
WIS never more widely realized by
the agricultural community.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
NOW MONKEY HAS MEASLES
Got the MaIady From Boy Friend
Whom He Had Been Permit
ted to Visit.

Jat, one of the big monkeys at the
Avondale zoo here, has the measles,
says the Birmingham (Ala.) News.
Pats keeper has prescribed dose
of castor oil, and the monkey is ex-
pected to get well in short time.
Pat caught the measles from his
friend, Jack Allen, a nephew of the
keeper, Dayton Allen. Pat and the
boy are great friends. The boy
caught the measles and was confined
to bed. Pat got lonesome and insist
ed on seeing his friend. He didn't
show his insistence in the usual way,
but Mr.. Allen says he could not mis-
interpret the monkeys dependence
and lack of appetite. He took the
monkey to see the boy.
AS soon as Pat got in the door he
broke away from the keeper, jumped
on the bed, and began a frolic with
Jack. Two days later Pat was all
broken out with the measles and very
sick.
Mr.. Allen didn't confine the two
friends to the same bed, but he did
take Pat home for treatment, and
says the monkey is doing well.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
NOT THE GIFT OF JOHN MUIR
California Redwood Forest Was Do
mated to Nation by Former
Resident OF Chicago.

California numbers among its
many show places a redwood forest
known as Muir woods, in honor of
John Muir, who died recently. The
place is national park, owned by
the United States government.
Credit for this circumstance was
ascribed to the late naturalist in
many of the accounts of his life and
death.
This, it seems, is mistake As ad-
mirers of his have made plain in let
tiers to newspapers, the man who
bought the forest and presented it to
the government in 1908 was Mr..
William Kent of Kentfield, Cal, for
mer Chicagoan, banker, dealer in
lands and live stock, civic worker and
at present member of the national
house of representatives for the Sec
ond district of California. Theodore
Roosevelt, then president, is said to
have urged that the tract be called
Kent park, while the donor insisted
on the present title, declining to
Stencil his name on benefaction"
1t is asserted further that except for
the timely act of Mr.. Kent the for
est would have been cleared away by
a public utility corporation and
probably not one of the giant trees
in it would now be standing.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
JUST TRICK OF THE MIND
Indianapolis Man Had Allowed His
Thoughts to Run in a Groove
Of the Past.

George Rubens, who was for many
years with leading clothing house
in indianapolis, recently withdrew
from the clothing business and asso-
ciated himself with an electric light
company. One day recently he was
standing in the door of the electric
light company's Office when he was
approached by well-known Indian
apolis business man.
Hello, Rubens," said the man. Il
want you 70 have the collar on this
coat changed for me. I'll leave it
and you can"
''Where do you think you are?"
interrupted Rubens.
The man looked at Rubens and
then up at the sign on the window
and laughed
"Well, if that doesn't just show
what scurvy trick a mans mind
will play on him." he said. 81 left
home with two things on my mind
this morning. | wanted to come here
and pay my electric light bill and
wanted to go to your old stand and
leave this coat When | saw you
lost my geographical bearings and
associated you, from long habit, with
my clothes. Come on and have a
cigar and forget it,
Rubens took the cigar, but couldn't
forget it. 1t seemed too good joke
to go up in smoke.-IndianapoIls
News.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
CHECKS WORK OF THIEVES
Simple Bicycle Lock Used in France
Said to Be One of the Best
Yet Devised.

An excellent method for locking
bicycles to prevent them from being
stolen is used iii France, and it is
one of the easiest to fit on by a clever
amateur. The device is applied to
that part of the frame where the
front fork joins the main or upper
horizontal tube of the frame. On
the head of the fork is placed a stout
collar, rivctcd on to prevent turning,
the collar having II projecting wing
at the back so that this projects over
the horizontal bar. On the bar it.
self is placed a second collar having
a vertical projection which is pivoted
to the collar. The combination makes
one fixed and one movable wing
which can be brought together, and
paddock IS passed through holes in
each. The trick of the device is that
the first wing lies at slight angle,
due to the mounting of the collar, so
that when locked, the front wheel no
longer lies straight, but somewhat in
clined, and in this way it is impos-
sible to ride the machine. ne.-Scientific
American.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
A BUSY DAY.

Mrs. Gadders tells me that she
exhausted herself making calls to-
day"
"Why, she hasn't been out of the
house"
81 know it, but she called up six
friends over the telephone and
talked to each one not less than
45 minutes"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
TO BE SURE.

"When you women get the ballot,
what will you be wanting next,
wonder?" said Mr.. Twobble, irrita-
bly,.
Why Mrs. Twobble calmly re-
piled, lin the natural course of
events well be wanting a candi-
date
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
BEATS NI88LINe BREAD.

There's nothing makes dinner
go like two or three cocktails" said
Clubson.
That's true" answered Dubson.
And they also help to while the
time away if the dinner is slow in
coming"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
IN A POLITICAL SENSE.

"Why," exclaimed the angry Of
ficeholdcr, "the first thing we know,
you rcformers won't allow fellow
to drink cofreew
"There is already n movement on
foot to prevent you from having Il
second cup" said the reformer,
quietly.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
A VERITAsLE MARVEL.

Our new foreign editor is q
marvel"
''Yes?"
why, he's able to add some
thing to the announcements of
Russian victories"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
COPS SUGGESTION.

Woman separated from husband
in crowd)-Im looking for a small
man with one eye.
POliceman-lf he's very small
man, maybe you'd better use both
ewes.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
OF COURSE NOT.

81 have piano that ! got with
soap wrappers. Would you like to
soc it"
81 don't mind. No injury can be
done to the auditory nerve by mere
ly looking at such piano"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
LIKES TO LINoER.

"Plodson's manners are very de-
ceptive."
Indeed they are. Just when YOU
think he's going he settles down
for another hour"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
UP TO THE MINUTE.

Cranque-A wife is an expensive
luxury.
Blanque-So is an automobile.
Cranque-Sure. But you can get
a new model every year.-Judge.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
AT PALM BEACH.

GLOW do you like your hotel,
Clara"
"Oh, fine! The rooms are small
and dark and the food is badly
cooked; but the gossip is excellent" !"
Judge.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
LAW AND LOVE.

81 understand he won her bv
quotations from Mrs. Browning's
sonnets."
"She got her divorce by quota
tions from the statutes"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
NATURAL BEVERAGE.

whats that old rooster you're
treating, drinking?'
, What else do you suppose had
Slder bat cOcktail2~
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
NO TROUBLE AT ALL.

"You can't have your cake and eat
it,"
True enough, but you can take in
the sights of city and be taken in
at the same time"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
A MYSTERY.

Its always been puzzle to me-"
"What has ?"
"Where tire man who first said
that two could live as cheap as one
got his idea"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-05-20
NATURAL SUCCESS.

"IIow did the article on the itch
for wealth suit you?"
First rate. 1t came right ND to
the scratch"