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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
o, Yes; Quite often.

After some skillful maneuvering
about to get a seat at the picture
show where a post would not intrude,
the Crouch settled down to at least
a half hour of unobstTucted view.
AT last" he told himself, Il shall
set something for my money"
Then came a pleasant demand from
one of the ushers: Please move
over one to make two seats for these
ladies'"
The crouch, being helpless, did so
Perhaps you know how it is.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Alpha beticai.

Willis-Won't you dine with me?
Gillis-Thank you, just dined. |
was home and had my regular meal of
apples, apricots and asparagus.
Willis-Isn't that rather odd com
bination?
Gillis-Well, you see, my wife went
to a domestic science school and had
to leave after the first week.-Life.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
No Case for Sympathy.

You didn't award any damages
worth mentioning in that breach of
promise case"
No. explained the foreman of the
jury. 1--WE decided that the plaintiff
was lucky to get rid of a man who
would write the fool letters her law
yer read to US"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Immunity Expected,

Have you any mosquitoes here in
summer"
Well" replied Farmer Corntossel,
I'VE had a few last year. But after
they tackled the compilations some of
those city girls wore, I don't believe
any OF 'em will have the nerve to
come back"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
AS Times Change.

It's harder to attract attention
than it used to be" remarked the
town clown.
What makes you think so?"
q remember when l could get all
kinds of a laugh simply by wearing
a straw hat before the first of May"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Rubber.

You like to look after the passing
girls So" grumbled his wife, that it's
a pity nature didn't give you eyes in
the back of your head"
ooh, l don't know" responded the
hardened wretch. "a flexible neck
answers all purposes" = Louisville
Courier-J ournaI
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Soft-Hearted Parent.

81 don't spank my children. l con.
slider that cruel and inhuman"
But how do you manage them?"
when they disobey me l shut them
up in dark room for a day or two
and feed them on bread and water"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03

DON'T VISIT THE CALIFORNIA Elk.
POSITIONS Without supply of Aliens Foot
Ease. the antiseptic powder to be Shaken into the
Shoes. or dissolved in the foot-bath. The Standard
relief to tired aching feet and prevents swollen
hot feet. One lady writes: Il enjoyed every minute
Of my stay at the Expostions thanks to Aliens
Foot-Ease IN my shoes. Get il TODAY Adv
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Keen Z Record.

Have you any idea how much it
costs to keep a COW? If you have not.
how do you know whether she pays
for her keep or not? Wouldn't it pay
to know?
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
When Cows Go Dry.

1t is very often as much the fault of
the mixer, if the COW goes dry, as it
is the fault of the COW herself The
way she is handled and the feed she
is given are important factors.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
DAISY FLY KILLER
N0XEMA Heals Eczema


The awful burning and itching of the most
obstinate and aggravated case of eczema, salt
rheum or itching piles is instantly relieved with
Nox-ema, and it does not stain or soil the skin
or clothes, Has no Objectionable odor and quickly
heals and restores to health the mo obstinate
cases of pimples, scaly skin, chapped hands and
all skin irrtations. Humors, ulcers and old sores
that have defied various internal treatments and
external applications are quickly healed and dis
appear when you use Nox-ema.
It is for sale at most drug stores at Sl.00 per
package or is sent prepaid by mail from the
Hegtmuth Laboratories, Milwaukee, Wis. If you
are a sufferer from eczema any sort OF skin
disease you should not delay a day in getting
Nox ena. You suffer unnecessary pain and
torture every moment you are without tit IS
instant relief.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03

A woman's efforts to do better usu-
ally are confined to urging her hus-
band to behave himself.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Causes No Failures.

No one ever failed in farming by
doing the work too well or expanding
too much labor if expended judicious-
".
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Efficient Water System.

The expense of an efficient water
system is not so great as one would
first imagine The usefulness of such
a system in ordinary use and in case
of fire is inestima Bile.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Plant Small F-rjts

Plant few currants, gooseberries,
and raspberries this spring. They are
easy to care for and will repay any
one
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
A Serious Doubt.

What is that noise Maude is max
ing out there?"
I didn't know whether she is try
ing her WagneTian solo or pracucing
her new class yell
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03

Lydla 4. Flnkham 5
V e G e ia Bile Com
pound. When 7 first
began taking it l
was suffering from
female troubles for
some time and had
almost all kinds Of
aches-pains in low
er part of back and
in sides, and press
ing down pains. I
could not sleep and
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Iona, Narrow Gardens.

The garden plot should be long and
narrow. Long rows permit of Guilt
walton with horse and save time and
expense of hand labor.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03

Grind about one-third of the hens
feed for her and she will be more
helpful in filling the egg basket.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Eliminate 8oarders.

All hens which have completed their
second laying season should be dis
posed of at once to make room for
the young stock.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Drink Denison's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

The rolling stone never takes a
straight course
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03

Untidy women are always asking
for a pin to fasten something on with.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Putting II to Use,

Jones-What's the Oh Joy silver
mine stock selling for now?
Broker-Wall paper.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Dust as Insect Exterminator.

terminators. Keep a box in the hen
house for the hens to use
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Poultry Diseases.

The most common causes OF poultry
diseases are constitutional weaknesses
due TO wrong breeding.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03

Examine the average mans sore toe
and you will find that he stubbed it
the year he was defeated for office.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Not 2 MonopolY.

"A soft, low voice is an excellent
thing in woman"
And a speak-easy is often very
popular with a man"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03

The world may love a lover, but it
has no use tor a gutter
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Sheen Elf NicaIu

Sheep fit nicely into modern nett
o0s Of farming
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
MRS. LYONS
ACHESAND PAINS
Have All Gone Since Taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.

Terre Hill, Pa" Kindly permit me
to give you my testimonial in favor Of
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03

But the photograph isn't to blame
If it has bad record
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
GOOD COFFEE

If you want good, rich coffee buy
Godfrey's
Gold Buckle Nothing Better
Silver Buckle IT'S Fine
Broadway tbs Good
The best for the money. For sale by
all first-class Grocers. E. R. Godfrey
& Sons Co., Milwaukee, Wis.-Adv
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
You Bet Paw Knew.

you Bet Paw NneW.
Little Lemuel-What's a martyr,
paw?
Paw-A martyr, son, is what your
mother is married to-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03
Dangerous Milk.

Nothing is more dangerous than
dirty milk
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03

placed anywhere, at
tracts and kills sll
dies. Neat, clean. or
nsmental, convenient
cheap. la SITS ais
q season. NJ sde OK
metal, esn'tspiil or tip
over; win not sol, or
injure anything
Guaranteed effective
AIIdeaIers orosent
express paid for sl.0os
Ave. Brooklyn, N. Z.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-06-03

Jealous wives keep many husband
out of the straight and narrow path.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-04
LEGAL NOTICES

Assessment Notice-Tke Klamath Dc.
vclopmcut Co.
Location OF principal place OF busi.
ness, No. 1 Sansome street, on
the northwest corner OF Sansome
and Sutter streets. San Francisco.
Calf. Location OF works, Klam-
ath Falls. klamath county. Ore
gon.
Notice IL hereby given that at n
meeting Of the board Of directors of
The Klamath Development Co.. held
on the 18th day Of October. 1915. an
assessment mo. 81 Of 81 Der share
was lovied upon the capital stock Of
the corporation. payable immedisssly
In United States gold coin to the ssc.
retary OF the company at the oilice Of
the company In tho building mum.
bered Sansome street. on the north.
west corner Of sansome and sutter
streets. San Francisco. Calf. Any
stock upon which this assessment
shah remain unpaid on Thursday, the
sbth day OF November. 1915. will be
delinquent and advertised for sale at
public auction. and. unless payment 10
made before. will be sold on Monday,
he goth day Of December, 1915, at
10 o'clock a. m. to pay the delinquent
assessment. together with costs OF ad-
and expense Of sale.
by order OF the board OF directors.
H. @. LAWRENCE. Secretary.
)mce. No. Sansome street. on the
northwest corner OF Sansome and
sutter streets. San Francisco, Cai
21-28.4-1l.1S
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-04
PICNIC DANCE IS
lPlANNEO BY CLUB
ISSUED FOR NOVEL
PARTY AT WHITE PELICAN.
EvERYONE no WEAR PICNIC
TOGs-CLUB Is HOST

November 10th is the date set for
the next big dance at the White Pei.
lean. This dance will BE- different
from the common run Of stepping
parties" and success as great a.
that OF the masquerade party Of last
Friday IL expected.
The jinks at the White Pelican No
vember 10th will be o picnic dance.
and the guests are to wear their pic
mic toys. according to the members
of the White Pelican Amusement
Club. which Is giving the dance. This
means ban on stiff fronts. and per-
mits anything from "middiss to ten
mis- shoes. The men are going to be
permitted to shed their coats-or not
wear any. IL they chose-and really
enjoy themselves.
Other features will Be that each
man can bring but one woman. and
no unescorted women are allowed.
and basket lunch.
The invitations read as follows:
"A mid tickles and pickles and gig
giles and things.
At nine o'clock a. the town clock
rings.
With laughter and music and fun
galore.
At the picnic grounds ON the White
Pelican floor,
We want you to come with your
honey bunch,
And have her bring . nice little
lunch (just for two).
Wen show you q time. unless you are
dead.
That will drive all the trouble from
your dear little head.
the tenth IL the date of this
chance
To partake Of this Joy and pay in ad-
vance (just . dollar).
Gentlemen bring only one girl.
No unescorted ladies allowed"
The White Pelican Amusement
Club giving this dance is composed Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Hall. Mrs. Joseph Brett.
Mrs. Clayton Wheeler. Mrs. Harry
Goeller, Mrs. John Siemens Jr.. Mrs..
Edmund Gowen, Miss Dorothy Weeks.
Miss Pearl Boivin, Miss Pearl Wheel
er, Miss Marguerite Dunbar. Miss
Alice Duncan.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-04
POVERTY PARTY
BILLED FRIDAY
ENDEAvOR SOCIETIES OF CHRIS.
TIAN AND PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCHES WILL BE HOSTS AT
NOVEL ENTERTAINMENT

The Christian Endeavor societies Of
the Presbyterian and Christian
churches are going to be hosts at q
poverty party" at the Christian
church Friday night, November 6th.
The guests are requested to wear
their old clothes. rejecting the hard
times that are howled about 20 much.
Any kind Of old toys are permissible.
and the nearer the guests look like
tramps the better. The only requis-
ite beside the old clothes IL dime In
one Of the pockets.
Everyone Is asked to bring some
old article. useless to them, but In
good condition. well wrapped. What
will be done with these is going to be
one Of the surprises of the evening.
All young people and friends of
the societies are invited. The pro-.
ceeds Of the party will be used toward
paying the expenses OF Christian
Endeavor convention to be held In
klamath Falls December 3. I md s.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-04
RUB RHEUMATISM
PAIN FROM SORE,
ACHING JOINTS
RUB PAIN AWAY WITH SMALL.
TRIAL BOTTLE OF OLD, PENE.
TRATING "sT. JACOBS OIL"

What's rheumatism? Pain only.
Stop drugging! Not ono case In
nifty requires internal treatment. Rub
soothing. penetrating "St. Jacobs OIL"
directly upon the tender, spot" and
relief comes instantly. "st. Jacobs
OIL" lie harmless rheumatism and
sciatica liniment. which never disap-
points and cannot burn the skin.
Timber up! Quit complaining! Get
small trial bottle from your drug
gist. and in just a moment you'h be
free from rheumatic and sciatica pain,
soreness. stiffness and swelling. Don't
suffer! Relief awaits you. OLD. hon
est "St. Jacobs Oil" has cured mil
lions OF rheumatism sufferers in the
last half century. and ID Just a. good
for sciatica. neuralgia. iumbaso. back
ache. sprains and swellings.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-04
Exposition Is Closed
Month From Today

ulatcd In the treasury. with nearly
that much more In actual gate re-
ccipts and concession percentage pro.
phesicd before the close, Besides this
II IL expected to realize nearly a mil.
lion dollars salvage,
The month opens with a scries OF
concerts In Festival Hall by the great
Victor Herbert and his orchestra. He
has composed several exposition pieces
which he will render during tho on
gagement.
CLOSING day will be carnival,
From early morn until midnight there
win be n program OF festivities with a
grand costume revel on tho zono In
the evening. Already people are tcle-
graphing to the exposition hotels and
restaurants for tables on that cvcn-
Ing. and Il Is proposed to mako Il A.
memorable an event as Now Years
Eve always is In San Francisco.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-04
.ABS|MTHE SHELL
FRENCH FEATURE
DRINK USED IN Ex.
PLOSIvES-THE GOVERNMENT
sEIZEs THOUSANDS OF GAL
Ions FROM WINE CELLARS
United Press Service

United Press Service
PARIS. Nov. 4.-The "absinthe
she'll" is the latest in high explosives.
Abolished in France a. q drink, the
French are shooting absinthe into the
Germans from the muscles Of their
artillery.
In the manufacture Of explosives,
chemically pure alcohol is used to
treat cotton Eliminates. Al not
enough alcohol is made from sugar Of
baets. the government has seised the
tens Of thousands of gallons Of alb:
sinthe scattered over the country in
warehouses and cellars. This absinthe
is shipped to distilleries. where pure
alcohol 10 made from 1t.
So despite these ''absinthe shells"
German soldiers. in possible case of
3ags. can scarcely expect to get of by
saying: II admit, Captain, that was
drunk and disorderly. but 1t wasn't
my fault: I was hit by French 'aab-
sinthe SHE'LL"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-04
United Prsss Service

United Prees Service
SAN FRANCISCO. Nov. t,-Just
one month from today the Panama
Pacific International exposition will
close it, gates, after ten months ot
unprecedented success In the annals
Of international festivals, All rec
ords In travel between the East and
West we're broken. every transconti-
mental railroad line claiming greater
amount Of travel during this time
than over experienced In any period
OF Ave years.
It Is estimated that by the time the
last click OF the turnstile registers
the last admission on December eth.
over lS.000.0Oo OF people will have
entered the Jewel City.
The exposition established a prece-
dent when II paid on Its last indebted
ness on September Sd. Since that
time over $4,000. 900 has been accum-
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-04
2s7,643,0OO,0O0
TIMBER ESTIMATE
GOVERNMENT MAKES RECON.
NAIsANCE OF STANDING TIM.
nER IN OREGON. WASHINGTON
AND ALASKA
Herald Special service)

(HefAld Special Servtce)
WASHINGTON. d. c.. Nov. A.
Forest service ofIicials have just com.
pleted an extensive timber recon.
naissancs Of the national forests OF
Oregon. Washington and Alaska, and
the figures assembled as q result OF
this reconnaissance give the total
stand Of government timber ~ 267,-
e4S.000.000 feet.
According to the compilation, the
largest areas Of young timber in any
Of the national forests are found ON
the Siuslaw forest along the Oregon
coast. while the most extensive and
unbroken bodies Of old timber are
found on the olympic forest In West
ern Warrington. The Cascade and
Umpqua forests. both in Oregon ON
the west slope Of the Cascade range,
lead In the amount OF Douglas Or,
while the Olympic forest In Western
Washington leads In the amount Of
amabilis hr and Western red cedar.
Three of the national forests In the
blue Mountains Of Oregon each have
in the neighborhood Of 5000. 900. 900
feet Of Western yellow pine. The
greatest amount of sugar pine IL
found in the Siskiyou forest in South
western Oregon.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-04

Notice Of 6heriiH's sale on Execution
(Law No. 77l)
In the Circuit Court Of the State of
Oregon, in and for the County Of
klamath.
A. l.. Michael, Plaintiff.
".
A. Kinney. Defendant.
by Virtue Of an execution. Issued
out OF and under the seal OF the Cir
cult Court In and for the county Of
klamath and state OF Oregon, upon q
judgment rendered and docketed IN
the said court ON the sth day OF
March. 1915. in an action wherein
A. L. Michael 10 plaintiff and A. Kin
nsy ID defendant. In favor OF the said
and against the said defend
ant. for the sum Of Aity-sight and
As-l0O dollars, with interest thereon
At the rate OF seven per cent per an.
mum from and after the 18th day OF
January. 1915. until paid. also for
Inc sum OF twenty-five dollars sttor-
aey fee. with interest thereon u the
rate OF seven per cent from and after
mo said 11th day Of January, 1919.
''so for piainti6's costs and disburse.
nsuts herein expended. amounting TO
ne sum OF ton and 30.100 dollars.
md directing that plaintiff. upon %.
'''easion therefor. have execution
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-04
GERMAN PRICE
FOR PEACE A|GH
THINK ENGLAND WILL BROACH
SUBJECT - GERMANY MUST
KEEP POLAND AND BE PAID
HUGE WAR INDEMNITY
United Press Service

United Press Service
WASHINGTON, D. c.. Nov. A.
officials rejecting Bernsdorff's views
said that the war will be near its
close when England begins to talk
peace. They said that Germany ex-
poets England to open the discussion.
Germans probable terms will be:
Indemnity to pay the German war
debt. the retention Of Poland, the res
toration Of at least part Of Germany's
colonies. the absolute freedom Of
the seas" Russia's evacuation Of the
Balkans. leaving the Austro- Germans
in control. and the permission to
moderni1e Turkey.
Germany will be willing to relin-
quish Belgium.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-04
A FULL LINZ

This agency makss . speciality eS
hre. NE. accident. liability, burglary
and other insurance, surety bonds,
loans. rsntais. city and country prop.
srty Of aii kInds. Havs the equipment
end the help that guarantees prompt
and sm'elsnt service. No trouble 70
answer questions chlieets. e3S Main
street, Phone %. !
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-04

Party will exchange $500 victrola.
like new. for piano. Information at
Shepherd Piano Depot. next door to
postoflice. 3-6t
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-04

Get your auto tops and curtains
repaired at the Bradley Harness Co. I
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-04

AgIONIsHES KLAMATH FALLS
The QUICK action Of buckthorn
DARK, gIycerine, etc.. % mixed In Ad.
ler-i-ka, the appendicitis preventa-
tive. astonishes klamath Falls people.
ONE SPOONFUL Of this remedy re-
iieves sour stomach. gas and constipa-
ton AT ONCE. Whitman Drug Co.
Advertisement
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-11-04

Miss Wilson an Teachers Program
United Press Service
MILWAUKEE,. Wis. Nov. &.--Miss
Margaret Wilson. daughter OF tho
president. was expected to address the
Wisconsin State Teachers Association
convention here today. concerning the
education OF children.