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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29
UGH! CALOMEL IS HORRIBLE! It
SHOCKS YOUR LIVER. IF BILIOUS
CalOmel sickens! Don't lose day work! Clean your
Liver and Bowels with ''DodsOn's Liver Tone

Ugh, Calomel makes you sick It's
horriblel Take a dose Of the danger
Gus drug tonight and tomorrow you
may lose a days work
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis Of the bones
CalOmel when it comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into il. break
ing II up. This is when you feel that
awful nausea and cramping. If you
are sluggish and all knocked out" IL
your liver is torpid and bowels cOnsti-
pated or you have headache. dizziness.
coated tongue. if breath is bad or
stomach sour, just try a spoonful Of
harmless DodsOn's Liver Tone tonight
drug store and get a so cent bottle
OF DOdson's Liver Tone. Take n spoon
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29

The openirr outline OF the situation
was made by Mr. MARTINEZ
$1,000 For Congress.
The first important vote passed I'M
animOusly. was by both organizations
to raise between them the sum Of
e. 900 toward the coming International
Irrigation congress- to be staged in FL
Paso in the fall of 1916 in conjunction
with the international Farming con-
gress and Elephant Butte dedication
celebration
Chairman Martinez pointed out the
big results TO accrue to the upper and
lower valleys from the triangular
shows here in the fall. calling parti-
calling particular attention TO the adj
vertising pull the valley would get
for the bringing of farmers to take
up lands under the new project
Delegation 10 Washington
Then. on the necessity OF sending
a delegation to Washington to work
with cor gressiOnal committees and the
department of the interior for a ma
terial reduction in the $4,000. 600 dam
and canal system. Mr. MARTINEZ said
The Las Cruces water users have
seen the need Of "A representative at the
capital TO work for them, and have al
ready commissioned B. Thompson
10 cave az once on his errand. Now
IL behOoves the lower valley water
users TO arrange TO have their in
terests represented NJ Washington.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29

ful and II IL doesn't straighten you
right up and make you feel fine and
vigorous ] want you TO so back to the
store and get your money Dodson's
Liver Tone is destroying the sale OF
calOmel because il is real liver medi-
cire; entirely vegetable. therefore II
can not salivate or make you sick
/ guarantee that one spoonful OF
DOdsOn's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver TO work and clean your
bowels Of that sour bile and consti-
pated waste which is ciogging your
system and making you feel misera BILE
I guarantee that a bottle of DOdson's
Liver Tone viii keep your entire
family feeling fine for months. Give
IL to your children II is harmless.
doesn't Eripe and they like its pleas
ant taste.-Advertisem
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29
To
co TO CONGRESS
Water Users Work for Pro
ject Cost R .ducticn; Five
Thousand for Festival.

Water users or the Fl Paso valley
will send a delegation of two or three
representatives to Washington within
the month, to remain during the entire
session Of congress il necessary, and
work for reduction in the cost OF the
project of from 100000 20 100000.
This was voted during joint meeting
Of the FL PasO and Elephant Butte
Water Users associations. in the cham
Der Of commerce building Saturday
afternoon.
Felix Martinez presided al the joint
n a.i~g Of the upper and lower valley
organizations, and brought the business
Of the session TO the front at once.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29

All trains arrive and depart from Union
station, foot OF san Francisco street All
arrivals and departures given in FL Paso OF
mountain standard time
SANTA FE.
For Albuquerque Denver. Chicago. Los
Angeles-Lv. $50 O. m ard 500 p m
From Albuquerque. Denver. CnlcaGo- Los
Angela. 10 o. m. and 6-55 p m
Ell PASO a SOUTHWESTERN
western Division-l
For Arizona and Sonora-Ly- 2-55 p m.
and 4-45 p M
eastern Division.)
For Kansas City. ST. Louis and Chicago
Lv- So p. m and 4-45 . m
For Tucumcari-Lv- 1850 a. m
From Chicago. st. Louis and Kansas City
Ar $50 O. m and $50 p m
From Tucumcarl-Ar- 4--e 2 N
C. II. q :. A. AND = P. TRAINS
FOR san Antonio. New Orleans and WASH
ingtou-Lv- S-45 a. ID. and 1850 p m
From Washington. New orleans ana san
AntoniO-Ar. $3.50 p m. and 10 p m
For Arizona and Cal1ornta-LF- $50 a.
m p n and 1913 ?. m: co,
a. M. $3.50 p. and 10 2. m
TEXAS & PACIFIC
For Dallas and ST. L0uis-Lv- $50 q. ui-'
Fr6rr s.. Louis and Dallos-Ar. s:45 q
MEXICAN CENTRAL
For Aeuascaiieutes and intermediate
points-Lv. Juarez at ?. m
From Aguascalentes and Intermediate
poiuts-Ar- JuareZ 1-3o a.
MEXICO AND NORTH WESTERN
For Pearron and intermediate poiurs-Ilv-
Juarez Mondays and Thursdays az O. M
From Pearson-Ar- Juarez p m We'd
neSdays and Fridays
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29
esses Worth TO $l5, At Omly $5.95

even If it is found that a delegation
Of two or three will have 10 remain
at the capital during the entire session
Of congress TO get what 1t wants
Must Get Reduction.
IF we cannot effect a reduction in
the cost OF the Elephant Butte pro-
5ect, it viii be very difficult thing
for the land owners TO pay for IT,
We have the right TO reduce the pres
ent estimated cost OF $lo,Oe0,OQ0 TO
S12,0oo.ooo.- and now the question IS
whether or not we can do So
The FL Paso farmers are now or
gained They are in the strongest
position with the administration they
ever will hold. and If we are to get
what We want from the government.
now is the time 70 strike for il If at
all"
What Lands TO BE Watered.
The EI Paso association voted to
instruct the delegation selected to take
up with the reclamation project
through the department Of the interior,
the matter OF just what lands are to
be irrigated by the government pro-
ject. and exactly where the canals
were 10 run in the completed system
Attorney Richard +. Burgess reported
finding two letters from the reclamation
service TO local valley men. refusing
to answer questions is TO the location
Of the proposed canals.
One Man "A Socialist.
AlE- mar AAAAEa rose 10 MS AEEA 70 -la4At
that there was one man in the service
who had strong sOcialistic views and
held determined prejudice against
giving Information Of any kind TO
land OWNS of larg tracts
I'VE have had to fight this man
right along" said Mr. MARTINEZ. and
we shall have to continue to do so.
The delegation we want TO send 10
Washington must reach over his head,
which we cannot do from here"
Benefits of Congress
Mr. Burgess. after telling of his dis
cussion of the coming city and coun-
ty appropriations for the irrigation
congress. stated that the benefits 20
result from the convention here and
the celebration would be almost in
commensurate.
Already" said AR Burgess, "one
out of every three newcomers TO FL
Paso during the past few years. has
come here primarily because of the Rio
Grande project The time has arrived
when these valleys are guaranteed
against a water famine The great
need now is 10 get farms in here 10
work the lands.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29
BFLIEvE FARM HAND
KILLED FIVE; ENDED LIFE

New Brunswick. y. =. nov 2s--Dis-
covery saturday night OF SIX bodies
in a farm house south OF mere led po-
lice authorities To the conclusion that
one. a farm hand, had killed the other
five and then ended his own life.
There was no apparent motive, The
dead are SIR. and Mrs. Samuel Weitz
mann. Nh and Mrs. David kieEuer.
and two farm hands. KieEner was
Weitzmaun's sOuiulaW.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29
Hot Coffee
and Chocolate
Served Free

in the Basement Store. from 10
a. m. to $50 p. m Wit. these
hot drinks Is dsmonstrated the su-
perior qualities Of LILY MILK
brought to you from the great Salt
River Valley of Arizona; where
the COWS feed up to their knees IN
alfalfa. sleep out IN the open all the
year round. and the fields are green
winter and summer-from Amer
icas healthiest cows.
LILY MILK, because Of the use
of the most modern and scientific
machinery IN America comes to y7u
with the natural. creamy whitensss
Of fresh dairy milk.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29

he IL ever 80 humble there's no place
like home comfortably warmed with
coal from T.. C. Semple. successor to
Southwestern Fuel Co Phone 531--Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29

Prepared in the good old fashioned
way-flavor "uelici0usIy Different
YOU are sure 10 like Sulzberser's Ma
iestic Hams and Bacon Adv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29
George w. Wins Again

Order SuIzberger's Ma iestic Ham Of
Docon TODAY for breakfast tomorrow
Different.''-Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29
I-ALAMOGORDO PASSENGER
AAn ENEEENN LINE

Automobiles leave AIamogord0 FOR Ros-
well at $50 a. M. arrive at Roswell at $3.50
p m Westbound automobile leave Ros-
well for AIamogorto az goo a. m Arrive
at Alan oEordo at AIS D. m stops are
made at the following points,
Picach0. Tiunle. Hondo. san Pstricio. Glen
Coe. White At Inn. Nescalero. Bent. Tula-
rosa. la Luz
Through fare one way $1,000 Iuterme-
diate points Sc per mile Twenty-Five pounds
baggage carried free Excess 1c per pound
Telephone 80. 20 or 40 $50. EosUels 80
or 4S AlamoEordo-
Bert Browning. GenL Mgr
Ensu-.LL N.-- MaELc.-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29
TOylamd
Opens Soon

III AAINlERS have been pounding
AZ and saws have been barking
to get Ell Paso's Greatest Christmas
Toy Store ready. And soOn the
children and grown-ups may come
and see It IN Its newest.
A real 1--we Santa Claus wlII be here
and will take the ittle tots order
for Christmas presents
Well tell you about it soon. All
we ask is that you watch our ad-
vertisements in the newspapers
every day.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29

MARFA-FORT DAVIS AUTO VAIL line
Leaves Fort Davis daily and sundays s a. m
one way. So sos round trim. $500
G.. W Davis. Prop
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29
RAILROAD AND AUTOMOBILE TIME TABLES


HICKOK HOTEL AND AUTO LINE
Eagle. y. ~
Trips 10 Elephant Butte and Palouai
SPINS cars meet an trains
BIG SPRINGS. LAMESA. TEX. AUTO LINE
Leaves Big Springs daily except sunday a.
$3.50 a. m. arriving Lauesa via soash and
Sparenberg- at Il noon, returning TO Big
Springs same day at p m ss5o one way
COrdin 4 smith, Props. Big Springs, Tex
TULAROSA-MEsCALER
Auto leaves Tularosa for Mescalero. daily.
IS round trip fare TO Alamogordc s.
ID. ". Shoemaker Auto Line
Tuiarosa, y 81
SILVER CITY-MOGOLLON STAGE LIN
One Way $780, Round Trip $500
Stan.ey Steamer. Il Passenger Car.
Wire or write for reservation
Eight years experiences MogoIlon Road
Frank Townsend.
p. o. Box T03-Phone efs.
Silver City
LAS CRUCES AUTO line.
FOR MESILLA VALLEY POINTS.
Leaves Herald office each week day al
.-l5 p. m Fares from FL PasO to
tanuuilo ..--.-------. ------..S 20
Anthony .--.-.------------.. 4-e-
Ber-no ---.--.--.--.-.-...-s.- l4s
NaQo -----.--.--------.---.- LIS
slesluile ----.-----------.. LIS
Aes1lla PARK ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. z-ee
Leaves Las Cruces Drug Co. for q Paso
AZ p IN daily
LAKE VALLEY. HLLSBORO AND KING
SION AUTO STAGE AND EXPRESS LINE
Meets an trains at Lake valley
Wire IT my expense for special trips any
where at any time Rates reasonable.
r. W MISTER,
HillsbcrO. " IL
GLOBE To PHOENIX-
Eight hours Via Roosevelt dam Leaves
Dominion hotel Globe. daily. $50 a. N
Arrive Phoenix $50 p. III Fare SIS Make
reservations in advance.
ella Valley Auto stage Line. Globe. Ariz
ROsWELL-CARRIZOZO MAIL. LINE
Passenger service leaving both Roswell
and Carriz0zo daily and sunday at s a m
for Pi-acho. Tinnie. Hondo. Lincoln. Fl
Stanton. Captain and NogaL
Through fare one way $50 Interme-
diate points at Sc per mile Baggage car
ried up 20 115 pounds so pounds free
Excess at 1C per pound
Roswell Auto Co.
Owners and Operators
FL .PASO-LA MESA AUTO line
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29
BLACK RANGE Alto STAGE AND
EMPRESS line

Passenger service. leaving Eugle ana
Chloride daily except sunday. NJ g. M for
and FaIrview Through fare one way. So;
intermediate points Zoe per mile Bag
gaze carried so pounds free. excess .
cents psr pound
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29

In the pony class Tom, owned ana
ridden by Robert Stewart won. win
BESSIE. exhibited by N. Porter and rid
don by Park Pitman, jr-, second
Blonde. owned and ridden by Billy Too
lev was third and Paiisano exhibited by
PercivaI Henderson and ridden by jim
Tavno1ds was fourth.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29
Basement
Sale of Skirts
$sBs395

THIS IS a special sale for which
L we planned ahead. In the be-
ginning we did not anticipate that
we should be IN a position to offer
such wonderful values as these of
Tuesday; but here they are, and the
woman who contemplates purchasing
a skirt VIII wait a long time before
such values viii be offered again.
These are the kind of skirts that
are most IN demand RIGHT
NOW. They were carefully made
and well finished. and the evidence
of fine workmanship are everywhere
apparent. The materials include
wool velour checks and plaids.
Roman striped wool poplns. solid
color wool fabrics. Scotch plaids
and fancy mixtures. O. q OE
Valdes to $3.50. at S0Oo -
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29

The opening outline OF the situation
was made hv Mr. MARTINEZ
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-11-29

even If it is found that n delegation
Of two or three will have 10 remain
at the capital during the entire session
Of congress TO get what IL wants
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-07-04
By Stephen Leacock
Copyright. 1913, by Jai

The barber began removing the wet
towels from my face one by one. He
peeled them off with the professional
neatness Of an Psychologist unwrap-
ping a mummy. When he reached my
face he looked searchingly at 1t. There
was suspicion in his eye.
Been out of town." he questioned.
YES" I admitted.
Who's been doing you work." he
asked. This question. from a barber,
has no reference to one daily occu-
patton. II means "who has been shay
ing you?"
knew it was best to own up. I'll
been in the wrong, and l meant to
acknowledge it with perfect %frankness.
rive been shaving myself" ! said
My barber stood back from me in
contempt. There was a distinct SEN
sation all down the line Of BARRIERS.
one of them threw a wet rag in a
corner with a thud, and another sent
a sudden squirt from an atomizer into
his customers eyes as a mark of dis
gust.
My barber continued TO look at m
narrowly.
What razor do you use?" he said.
n SAFETY razor, l answered.
The barber had begun to dash soap
over my face; but he stopped, aghast
at what | had said.
a safety razor to a barber Is like a
red rag to a bull.
IF it was me-" he went on, beating
lather into me as he spoke, Il wouldn't
let one of them things near my fac.
No, sir. There amt no safety in them.
They taDr tho hide r1aan off yn tao,
rake the hair right out by the fol-
~licles," as he said this he was illustrat-
ing his meaning with jabs Of his razor
them things just cut a mans face
all to pieces" he jabbed a stick Of
alum against an open cut hat he had
made-"And as for cleanliness, for
sanitation, for this here hygiene and
for germs | wouldn't have them round
me for a fortune"
said nothing. I knew I had de-
served 1t and | kept quiet.
"Massage?" he said.
mo. thanks"
shampoo the scalp?" he whispered.
mo, thanks"
"Singe the hair?" he coaxed.
mo, thanks"
The barber made one more effort.
Say" he said in my ear, as a thing
concerning himself and me alone,
your hairs pretty well all falling out.
You'd better let me- just shampoo Up
the scalp n bit and stop up them
f~Ollicles or pretty soon you won't
mo, thank YOU" ! said. mot to-
day
This was all the barber could stand.
In a second he had me thrown Il
Of the chair.
Next" he shouted.
As ! passed down the line of the
BARRIERS ! could see contempt in every
eye while they turned on the fun clat-
ter of their revolving shampoo brushes
and drowned the noise Of my miSer-
able exit in the roar Of machinery.
%(COpvright, 1913. John Lane COM
pdnD.)
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way. they said. was thrown on the
market for fifty millions. I left it
there writing. and didn't pick it up.
Sheer lack OF confidence. l see now
why these men get rich. It's their
ine. glorious confidence that enables
them to write out a check for $780,
900, 900 and think nothing Of it.
II I wrote a check like that I'd be
afraid Of going to Sing Sing. But
they aren't. and 80 they get what
they deserve.
Forty-five years ago-a man at the
club told me this with almost q sob
in his voice-either Rockefeller or
Carnegie could a been bought clean
up for a thousand dollars!
Think Of it!
Why didn't my father buy them for
me-, as pets. for my birthday and let
me keep them till I grew up?
II / had my life over again, 40
school or education for me! Not with
all this beautiful mud and these tar
paper shacks and corner lot fruit
stores lying around! I'd buy out the
whole United States and TAXI a chance
a sporting chance, on the rise in
values.
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Under the BARRIERS Knife.

twas Won to the Arena the other
night ?" said the barber, leaning over
me and speaking in his confidential
whisper.
Yes" 1 said, 81 was there"
He saw from this that | could still
sneak, So he laid another thick wei
towel over my face before he spoke
again.
What did you think Of the game?'
he asked.
But he had mi~scalculated. I could
still make a faint sound through the
wet towels. He laid three or four
more very thick ones over my face
and stood with his Ave finger tips
pressed against my face for support.
A thick steam arose about me. Through
1t I couid hear the voice and
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with wet towels and jabbing great
brushfuls Of soap into their mouths.
My barber was leaning over my face
with his who.e body In another
minute one or the other of them would
have been sufficiently provoked to
have dealt his customer a blow behind
the ear.
Then suddenly there was a hush.
The boss said one.
In another minute I could realize,
though I couldn't see it, that a ma
jestic figure in a white coat was NOV
ing down the line. All was still again
except the quiet hum of the mechani-
cal shampoo brush and the soft burble
Of running water.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-07-04
FAMILIAR INCIDENTS
My Lost Opportunities.


"HE other day / took a walk with
a real estate man. Out in the
suburbs he leaned over the
wooden fence Of an empty lot
and waved his hand at it.
There's a lot" he said, that We sold
last week for half a million dollars
Did you really" / exclaimed.
Yes" he said. "and do you Know
that twenty-five years & you could
have picked that up for fifty thou
sand"
What" I said, do you mean to say
tha l could have had all that beauti-
full grass and those mullen stalks for
fifty thousand dollars?"
Il do"
you mean tina when I was a stu
dent at college. feeding on four dollars
a week. this opportunity was knocking
at the door and l missed it?"
turned my head ava in bitterness
as | thought of my own folly. Why
had | never happened to walk out this
way with fifty thousand dollars in my
pocket and buy all this beautiful mud?
The real estate man smiled COM
p~lacently at my grief.
Il IAN show you more than that"
he SAID. do you see that big stretch
Of empty ground out there past that
last fence?"
Yes, yes" | said excitedly. "the land
with the beautiful tar paper shack and
the withered cedar tree-the one with
cred cedar tree-standing in its lonely
isolation and seeming to beckon--"
Say" he said. was you ever in the
real estate business yourself?"
NO" | answered, ''but ! nave a
poetic mind. and I begin to see the
poetry. the majesty. Of real estate"
"Oh, Is that it," he answered. well,
that land out there-it's an acre and
a half-was sold yesterday for three
million dollars"
For what?"
For three million dollars, cold"
Not cold" / said, don't tell me it
was cold"
Yes went on the real estate
and only three years g you could
have come out here and had it for
A song"
For a song!" / repeated.
Just think Of 1t. And ! had missed
= With a voice like mine. II ] had
known what | know now ! would have
come out to that land and sung to It
81! night, ! never knew in the days
when | was content with fifteen dol
iirS a week what a hidden gift my
voice was ] should have taken up
Z n singing and made a fortune out
Of it.
The thought Of it saddened me all
the way home: and the talk OF the real
estate man as he went made me feel
still worse.
lie showed me a church that ! could
nave bought for "A hundred thousand
ana sold now at half a million for a
motor garage. II I had started buy
IhR churches instead Of working on q
newspaper Ia have been rich to-day.
There was a skating rink I could
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thousand.

have bought, and IA theatre and a fruit
store. a beautiful little one story
wooden fruit store, right on a corner
with the d%arlingest Italian in 1t that
you ever saw. There was the cutest
little pet of IA COW stable hat ] could
have turned into an apartment store
at "a profit Of a million-at the time
when | was studying Greek and for
getting 1t. Oh! the wasted opportuni-
ties OF life!
And that evening when l got back
to the club and talked abOut 1t at din
ncr to my business friends, l found
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-07-04
FIN - BV \

emphatically on the towels hat
covered my face. "Ill bet you IS to
81 Jimmy can skate rings round any
two men in the league"
Him skate" sneered the other,
squirting a Jet Of binding steam in
the face Of the client he was treating,
'he amt got 40 more go in him than
dat rag'-and he slapped a wet towel
across his clients face.
All the BARRIERS were excited now.
There was a babel Of talk from behind
zach Of the eight chairs. He ant
skate; HE q skate" I'll bet you
ten"
Already they were losing their
tempers, slapping their customers
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thai | had only heard a small part Of
It.
Real estate! That's nothing! Why
they told me that fifteen years ~ l
could have had all sorts of things
trunk line railways, sugar ~refineriss,
silver mines-any Of them for a song.
When / heard 1t l vas half glad !
hadn't sung for the land. They told
me that there was a time when ! could
have bought out the Federal Steel
Company for 5000, 900! And q let
1t go.
The whole Canadian Pacific Rail-
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-09-19
BOTH ADEPTS IN DECEIT
How Signals Arranged For Between Soldier and His Wife Really
 Were Carried On.

The captain had not been long mar ried when he was ordered into camp. To be sure. the camp was in plain sight of the captains residence, but then it was still a separation; and to tighten this terrible condition it was arranged that the bereavec h :sband and wife should signal to each other often with their handkerchiefs. It was on the second day that the young wife was seated on the porch reading. Tell me. Jane" said she. Ifs the captain still signaling" Yes. ma am," an swered the maid. Then keep waving your handkerchief. want to finish this novel" At the same time, in camp an officer from an adjoining company stepped up to the captain. T say, old fellow" he asked, why do you keep that man out there all day waving a handkerchief Oh. it's merely bit of signslcode practice for him"
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-09-19
TO KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE
Evidently Mir. Jinso Was to Get a Plentiful Quantity Of Fresh
 Air That Night.

Mir Jimso was in the habit of at tending meetings which often de- tained him after the usual hour of re- tirement. One night he was exceed ingly late, and his wife, after fretting herself into a temper. went to bed, determined to give her husband a lesson. When she had been upstairs about ten minutes she heard a knock so, putting her head out of the win dow. she inquired:
 "Is that you, Tom?"
 Yes. Kate; come and open the door" was the answer.
 What has kept you out so late?'' asked his wife.
 We have been discussing the real benefits of fresh air" answered he.
 Well" returned his better half you can lecture tomorrow night from experience" and down went the win. dow with a bang.