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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15
HAD PElLA6RA;
IS NOW CURED

Hillsboro, ALL. ". Turner, g tia
place, says I oasht % hare vrist>a
you two weeks ago. but fail~d TO do %.
got vel and thea fsrzps % writ. ysz-
I can get about Ike = royesr-sA boy.
you ought to Sc me run around and tod
to my farm can 20 an day jzst Ike I
used to- ! an 30 thankful TO know th<r-
Is such = good remedy TO cur. people Il
pellagrs-
There is no longer any dozbt that pei
hgra can be cured Don't d<lzy srtil
il Is too late. II Is year ezty to e0Esuis
the re-ouroeful Bazxhn-
The synptcns-hands red Ike surbura.
skin pesling 81. sore mouth. the bps.
throat and tongue . fznins red. WITH
much mnrnz and ehokinz. Indigestion and
nausea, either diarrho<z or cunstipati11-
There i hope; get Bxnxhn's hix Free
book On PeIl.<r. and l>zrn abuu. The
remedy for Pellsx-z that has a. last been
found A6dress American Conpoz,din<
Co. box 2oss. Jasper. Ala. r~z<mberinx
money . refunded IN any case whers the
remedy fails 10 cure -Adv-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Masoosh. supposed to have been the
only baidheaded Indian in the world.
and the last Of the famous war chiefs
Of the Apaches. ninety years old. IL
dead He had 20 wives in his time.
In February. 1907. two Of his wives
died within a week Of each other.
Magoosh led his Indian braves at
. dozen massacres and In scores OF
ratds- his most serious defeat vas at
the hands Of the Texas rangers. IN
der Capt Daniel w. Roberts, In 1875.
The rangers scattered Magoosh's hand
After abandoning the warpath Ma
soosh was good friend Of the white
men He made one trip to Washing
ton for . talk with the Great White
Father and to his dying day delight
ed In telling his tribesmen Of the won
ders be beheld on that journey.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

The home team had q wo-run lead
at the end OF the eighth lnning. but
when the visitors went to bat In the
ninth. a base On balls and two a,
grant errors by innelders filed the
bases with no one out
Az the champion Singer Of the Via.
ting team stepped to the plate. Mr..
Phzn rose from his seat In the grand
stand and hurried toward the exit
Where are You goingy. asksl q
friend. The game isn't over ye<-
4 know H." said Phan, disgustsdly,
I'm going home and eat my dinner
before those bushers spofl my apps.
tite"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15
AN EASY WAY TO GET
RID OF UGLY PIMPlES

Battle your face for several minutes
with resinol soap and hot water. ther
apply q little resinol ointment very
gently. Let this stay on ten minutes,
and wash OF with resinol soap and
more hot water. finishing with dash
Of cold water to close the pores- Do
this once or twice day. and you viii
be astonished 70 md how quickly the
healing resinoI medication soothes
and cleanses the pores. removes PIN
pies ard blackhezds. and leaves the
complexion clear and veivefy.
Resfnol ointment and restnol soap
stop itching instantly and speedily heal
skin humors. sores. burns. wounds and
sunburn- Sold By all drugyists--Adv.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

A party of y0unx men ana vcneu
members of . sket<h1ns cizh. YER
motoring along . coun<rT ruad Jsx
within The fencs ca Tie i<fr grew d
nunerzhse graceful STALKS. each b<al
tng globes q pale green hat sAa<el
into gray and rarple-
How enehAnfing.- exclaimed CO.
young woman
DO tel as.- said anc<her youn1
woman ecrally enthusiasts. to
gardener standing near. what thos'
h<auoc<tfzl things arey~
Themf Thez's onions gone b
seed - Pittsburgh Chruuicie-Te
grzph-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

A travelling man vas eating In q
stufy little restaurant one very hot
summer day. There were no screens
at the windows or the door The pro
prietress herself waited On her Gus
toners and shooed flies from the table
At the same time Her energetic bat
vain efforts attracted the attention
and ro1sed the sympathy Of the trxv-
cling man. Who said:
Would II not be better 70 have
your windows and the door screened--
~wen. yes. I s'pose that would help
some replied the woman after think
ing . moment. but t~ozld Iook
mighty .S<T Hke-yc-th'- Cow
panion-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Officers Of the Jackson board Of
trade. farm demonstration leaders.
farm market expansionists. merchants.
housekespers and the producers them
selves are more than gratified At the
successful results which attended the
fourth monthly trade day. held On July
T. II Is believed that from now on
Jackson trade day win grow In inter.
est. importance and effectiveness
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Remove thu dark skin: cut down thu
backbone and alp the knife under the
flesh. keeping close TO the bone. til
the fms are reached. Cut fElet OF Of
each side. tmrn the fish over and cut
two more fillets on the other side. A
soodsizsd Fat fish win give four a.
let's. Smaller nsh that are not aar
should be divided into two nilets only.
Weakfsh. founder. salmon. whiting.
herring. mackerel. paddock and any
Of the larger fishes that have not TOO
many small bones are excellent sub
zeets for Allek-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

What h to be The subject Of you,
graduating essay. Claricsy-
Beyond the Alps Lies Italy, Do
you think could venture to Ne
thAtT~
Why mott II has bean used b.
fore with q mcdicum Of success.-
I know. bat things are 70 tanxied
Just now Would II seem to indicate
disregard OF the requirements Of
strict neutrality. think your-Puek.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Two negroes were arguing over Z
close decision Of the umpire
Tzint right. Sam Dat umptre'u
decision was an guessvurk-
How you mean. all CROSSWORD!
Amt he seen watts goin' or
-sure he seen what's goin' On. but
DAT don't make II right Here's d
way II oughta be dcne. Hen De un
pirs cughfa hab . photograph mar
wid him. 70 make . picture Of ever
play. and vhen he wasn't sure II d
player vuz out or not. postpone hi
decision TIL he saw de photograph--
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

A Boston man recently returned
from London tells Of standing in a
raw March wind. alongside Of two
English girls a. regiment Of High
ianders marched past II I were .
man." he heard one OF the giris say,
I'D be a soldier
So would L. replied the other, but
I'd Join a regiment that wore trousers
In the winter."-Boston Transcript
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Smith-Be sure and show the collar
and the eyeglass. and don't forget to
give the cane the correct pose
Photographer-Certainly not Nov
hold steady. All right; it's done.
sir
Smith-Done. Is III And are you
quite sure you have taken the best
side of my headf
Photographer-I'm quite sure. sir.
I took the outside
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Ths Amer1can gfri vh11s -
no< aspfre 70 larxs mnsc3r4 ~
a<hIe<ic records OF bo5n. h ccr
forward a th<>s days % 6ounn<
her riehf phyr1ea1 trHinins khaf
send her cot Into rfs Win - N
meuf q health suf1cient 10 rect
denAnds-
n. D. A sargenf. director q
Harvard gymnnsfum. tells - Z
some twensy or thirty yeaxs ago|
had occasion 70 maks . physical
animation Of professional athiel
Nearly every enc 81 these men. -
saga, who had become especially
tinxrfshed. kftribafed his ability
his mothers fns phyuiqus.- W
ouf comment upon this unanswer1
srxuuent FOR the hsa1<h educnfion
women. be adds another: -k1thus
women constffute one-hAlf q the
man racs and are laxxely rssDonsI
for IT. upbuildfns. they have . "A
TO . health education for their .
szkeH-
The camp has opened The way
others to folIow.--Outinx.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

You don't seem to have the trcu-
BILE over your baseball games that
you used to have" remarked the visi-
tor at Crimson Gulch-
No." replied Three Finger Sam
We made a new rule that Keeps
everything nice an orderly. Nobody
but the umpire is allowed to carry .
gun"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

What. you've fred your chauf
feur. I thought you considered him
. very capable man
so I did. but it's only lately I've
found out some OF the big things her
capable Of"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Does your little boy eat capers.-
No; he cuts 'em---Baltimore
American
The man who says you are always
wrong may be mistaken. but the man
who says you are always right Is .
iiar.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Patfence-I see when q native Of
Ecuador wants q blanket he cuts one
from dsmzJ2gua tree.
Pztxice-Thaf.s nothing. Whv
Mother Eve used 10 cut her summer
and winter clothes from one tree ana
not interfere much with the foIEaxa.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15
WAS TOO POOR TO BE HURT"
Injured Street Sweeper Fatally Hun.
Struggles to Return to His Work.
but Death Claims Him

Frederick Birkmer. a street sweeper |
y Nsu RnGha,ls. n T. ia poor to
~ - - ~ = snc&4sna. -hs nakd.
-. y. - - ~ :
Pfort Chester BlFknes. 90 un1un'
scious. was being lifted into an ambu
lance. when he regrined his senses
struggled to his feet and staggered
toward his broom
Can't afford to be hurt he mutt.
tered
Purdy and hospital surgeon forced
him into the ambulance. At the hos
pital his skull was found fractured He
vas prepared for the operating table.
A moment later he sprang from bed
tore Of the bandases. and. struggling
with an inferno. strove to reach Z
doorway.
I must go bach he faltered-
Then he fen unconscious and died
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

A policeman. with more than usual
avoirtupois and expznse Of shoe
leather. had Just passed little terrace
house in Jersey. with a bit Of garden
in front. when . little boy ran after
him
Hello. kiddie.- said the copper. gen
tally. what can I do for you-"
Mother sent me out answered the
younsster. TO ask you II you vosld
mind walking up and down our path
for minute or two. It's Just been
grzveIed and we amt got q roller
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

First Boy-My fathers been every-
where.
Second Boy-Has he been to
heaven
First Boy-WeII no. But he's been
to svery place Of more than 5000 pop
ulafion--Life.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Fatty Mack eats ike a bird.
Like hirdf Why. be shovess ~
his food like IN elephant
Just what said Takes = aeek :.
sysry muafhful
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

This Is very confidential, Marian .
Yes. dear. I shall be very careful
10 whom I repeat it,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Thinks tried to hang MSnssif Be.
cause he was cut up"
Well. what happened.-
He didn't succeed because he was
cut down.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Volunteer reservfst (hoping TO Be
contradicted)--I shall look an awful
fool in this uniform
Taiior-Weu. sir. you can always
wear mzckintnsh---L0ndon Punch
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Book Agent-This book VIII teach
you how to economixe.
The yietim-That's no good to me-
Whn& I nssd y = book to taaeh ne
- - live w11Asut scpanm1unng.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

-Pantomimes don't pay
-Of course not Don't money
taIkr"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Bacon-I see Japan Is considering
. plan to bridge the shimonoseki
straits at cost exceeding 10000 900.
Egbert-fm not surprised At the
cost It's an awful name to get over.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Jim Bruno. the Italian charged with
killing his wife In cell in the county
jail here last year by stsbbing her.
was tried In the circuit court July s.
convicted and given life sentence in
the penitentizry- He claimed that his
wife was unfzishful to him. and when
she visited him he stabbed her Bruno
also is charged with killing his broth
er-in-law at Cannon. but a mistriaI re-
suited. after which he was brought
to jackson for safekeeping.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Old Gruuch--Irs no use whining
ne. ! can see through your Bed
SO yer ought. mister. when / a
had nothin' { eat fer . week.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Train up . child in the way he
should 60 and It's doughnuts TO fudge
he'll take . oyer in the opposite d.
rec<ion-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

A singing criticism against the con-
duct Of S. D. Redmond. . negro attor-
ney Of this city. who Is reputed to be
the wealthiest member OF his race In
Mississippi. is contained In recommen-
cations Of special commission ap-
pointed by Circuit Judge Wiley II.
Potter that disbarment proceedings b.
Instituted The commission last week
heard evidence on charges Instituted
by officers Of the grand lodge. knights
Of Pythias. colorsa. claiming that Red
mond had In an unprofessfonai way
stirred up litigation and dfsssnsions.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

The inventor Of . lotion that win
remove freckies ought to acquire
some spot cash
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Jack Dashaway Is q dreadful dirt
wouldn't trust him too far
-Humph- l wouldn't trust him too
nezrt"-Puck.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Over onethird Of Holland is below
sea level.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15
TWO INDICTED FOR
KILLING WOMAN
PERRY AND HARRISON CHARGED
WITH DEATH or MRS. ELLA
cokER.
AmoaY DEPOT CASE AGAIN
Railroad Communication Disrsisses sic
Fines Against Frisco. But Again
Orders That Station
De Built.

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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Henry. you talk in your sleep
Well. do you begrudge me even
those few words?-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

- - - Gnnnmnn - 80. -
01nHUoek q soo<As ma Hell. No.
fragrant supercreamy emollients pre-
serve the natural purity and beauty
Of the skin under conditions which,
II neglected. tend TO produce . state
Of irritation and Disagreement
Free sample each by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky,
Boston Sold everyvhere.-Adv.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Ever been IN Californian
Nope But ! know all about What
4 glorious climate Il has.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Ne Accounts Opened.
do you charge things here
Only storage batteries. madam
Boston Evening Transcript
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Aladdin rubbed his lamp
But can you keep II from drawing
mosquitoes We cried
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

Th4ru had been an nccident - n
rorrf r1fread In the United States
ro1 know the name of the rusd -
vel AZ | do. 80 what's TIE use Of
riskinx = libei suit BY mentioning ftr
The sole survives. Of the wreck vas
sitting up IN his hospital cot swzthsd
In bandagexL Il suppose yon're soins
70 sue the company for damages"
said the friend at his bedside.
NO said the damaged one. ! shall
DO nothing Of the kind"
why notf You've certainly 80 9
clear case against them"
Clear case. rothingi Any tnteili
gent jury In the world would hrtr1
in q verdict Of contrthufory ne<ii
Kence. I ought 10 have known bekfs1
than to travel On the blamed iine--
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15
LOOK YOUR BEST

~ - rsur Hsie and skin, cutieura
WIN tssap Yea Trial Frss.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1915-07-15

A woman was engaging . cook. and.
having almost brought the interview
to . successful termination. said:
There Il one thing MARY I DO
hope you are not w.stefui--
~wastefai. mum. Why. Lor< bless
you. I'd eat TIN busted rather than
waste anything
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Henry s. GOOdaIl, NJ. D
Psysiefan aua Surgeon
G32 MAIN ST.

Offioe Hours l TO 5 and Z 10 s p. NJ,
and by Appointment.
Sunday by appointment. Telephore
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ing good health now and owe it all to
your remedies. ! take pleasure in tell
ing my friends and neighbors about
them. Mrs. MATTE HALEY, sol Col
guhonc Street, Danville, Va.
No woman suffering frora any form
of female troubles should lose hope I'M
til she has given Lydia Z. Pinkhan's
Vegetable Compound fair trial.
This famous remedy, the medicinal
mgr dients of which are derived
from native roots and herbs, has for
forty years proved to be a most valua-
BILE tonic and invigorator of the fe-
male organism. Women everywhere
bear willing testimony to the wonderful
virtue of Lydia E. Pink hams Vegeta-
be Compound.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE CompOundwi will help you, write
to Lydia Il. northumberland Co.
(coniidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman,
and held in strict confidence.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-11-19
If You Need a Medicine
You Should Have
the Best

Although there are hundreds OF
preparations advertised there is only
one that really stands out pre-emi-
nent as a remedy for diseases of the
kidneys, liver and bladder.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is not
recommended for everything.
A sworn certificate Of purity is
with every bottle. You may receive
a sample size bottle Of Swamp-Root
by Parcel Post Address DR.. Kilmer
& Co., Binghamton. \. Y, and enclose
ten cents.
For sale at all drug stores in bot
ties of two siaes--50c. and $l0O, also
mention the Bennington Evening
. Banner.
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every THREE: MINUTES
ONE dies I'M THE u. S.

The Anti-Tuberculosis Society Illus
trates the frightful toll Of consumption
by extinguishing light every three
minutes, and shows that it is the man
or woman, girl or boy, who neglects
colds, whose blood is impure, who feels
weak and languid, who is the very
one to contract tuberculosls-and
none are immune.
During changing seasons, or after
sickness, bIood-quality is most imPor-
tant, and if you and your family will
take SCOTS Emulsion after meals it
will charge your blood with health
sustaining richness quicken circulation,
and strengthen both lungs and throat.
SCOTS is free from alcohol-easy TO
take-it cannot harm. Geta bottle to-day
Scott & Bovine. Bloomfield. Nj, 1925
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MANCHESTER

The union temperance service held
in the Baptist church Sunday evening
was well attended. Remarks by
Mrs. Francis Rastelle and James
Davis We're very interesting and in
structiye.
Rev William Warlow rector of st,
James church, Arlington, who recent
~ resigned, will soon leave for Eng
land. Rev. Warlow has many friends
in Manchester who wish him safe
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Investments.

a certain two men are possessed
each of exactly $4,000
One buys Il modest house for $1,000.
a modest business for $4,000 and salts
the remainder Of his money away
against rainy day.
The other puts his entire $4,000 into
Il motorcar and thereby acquires such
credit that he can have n house worth
$4,000 and becomes a partner in a
business paying 100000 year.
Assuming that both men have a wife
and some daughters, which of them
lives to kick eify-luck
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Putting It Up to Father.

After several unsuccessful attempts
to draw her husband into conversation
at the restaurant, the wife discovered
the cause of his abstraction to be a
beautiful girl dressed in black and
seated at nearby table
AN attractive widow" observed the
wife coolly.
YES, indeed, very attractive wild
ow." agreed the husband enthusiasts
cally.
Yes" sighed the wife. Il wish
were one. "--LaIies' Tome Journal.
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Successful Test.

"When Josh got home from his edu
cation" said Farmer Contossel, "hC
started right in instruetin' me about
agriculture. SO didn't lose no time 10
try him out"
what did you dot"
sent him out to round up a swarm
O. bees"
"Wos the experiment successful?'
Some. 1t didn't hurt the bees none
an ken Josh from gettn' in the way
fur most two weeks. Washington
Star.
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slaves used by the Standard Oil Co.,
and was acquainted with the oil king
when the latter was but 10 years old.
Mr.. Bishop also, it is said, worked
the plans for talking machine long
before Edison, but had no money to
perfect it.
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much better than l
did when the doctor
was treating me. l
don't suffer any
bearing down pains
at allnow and l sleep
well. l cannot say
enough for Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound and
Liver Pills as they
have done SO much
fo, mo 7 ON an iny-
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-11-19
Hope.

"Say, pop, I've got to write compo-
sition on Hope What is hope any
way?"
Hope. my boy, is the joyous cxpee.
tation of being able to dodge our just
deserts. life.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-11-19
WHAT $40 DID
FOR This WOMAN
The Price She Paid for Lydia
E.PinlSham'sV Vegetable Com
pound Which Brought
Good Health.

Danville, Va Il have only sper t ten
dollars on YOUR medicine and | feel Sc