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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
GERMAN POSITIONS IN
BELGIUM HEAVILY REINFORCED

Rotterdam, Sept 20 Cvia London.
2i30 .. m)-During the last week the
German positions In Belgium have
been heavily reinforced. while the for
tiiicauons at Lille, in France. have
been restored and strengthened.
II Is reported here that these pre-
cautions have been taken N anticipa-
ton u "a possible general offensive on
the part OF the entente allies uiung
thc western line before the autumn
rains begin.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
AMERICAN CONSULATE At
STTTrG AItT uIT by SHE'LL

Washington, sept. 23-Thc Ameri-
can consulate at Stuttgart, Germany.
wns struck by IA fragment OF "a bomb
during the recent raid upon that place
by French airmen, according to "a
message today from Consul Higgins.
He said no n in the consulate was
injured. but ala net indicate whether
the building was greatly damaged.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
ATHENS ANNIoUSLN WAITS
DEVELOPMENTS IN BULGARIA

Athens. sept. 20 tvin London, 4:t9
p. m. Up to midnight on Wednesday
2S classes Of troops had been included
In the bulgarian mobilization order.
The news has caused much excite
mcnt IN Athens and developments in
the situation are anNiously awaited
here.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
Denver Livestock.

Denver. Sept. 23.-Catti4-Roceipts.
Lice; market stronger. Beef steers.
S6.7b m7.50: cows and heifers. $500
$50; stockers and feeders. SG.50M
1850; calves, $500 1926.
Hogs-Rcceipts, 500; market high
cr Top. s7.55; bulk. $500 ~ $50.
sheep Receipts, 5000 market
strong.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
LIFE IN CONsTNNTINoPLE
NOM PAST ENDURANCE

Geneva, Switzerland. Monday, sept.
20 (via Paris. Sept. %. II 20 a. nh
delayed In transmission).-A Swiss
VINO has just returned from Constan-
Unople writes 10 the Gazette de Lau-
Same hat there Is no gas, electricity
or oaRdIes-in abe Turkish capital AMI
that conditions OF life there are al
most intolerable for foreigners. II.
says hat 5000 workmen from the
krupp plant In Germany are idle on
account of lack OF raw materials.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
NEW ARMY no sVPPORT
ALLIES AZ DAItDANEIIfa.

Berlin, Sept. 20 Chk wireless 60 Say
vhie).-h r-w-osmtt of-ffe.seg- rfen
haa bee sent 20 the assistance OF the
allied forces at the D%ardanelies, ac-
cording To the overseas News Agency.
This Information was contained.
the news agency ays In "a dispatch
from Athens. The endorsements for
the French ana British forces are said
to have landed AT Mudros or Lcmnos
island. In tho Aegoan sea.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23

Chicago, sept. 23.-Hogs- Receipts
10000 head; market slow. be above
yesterdays average; bulk of sales.
s6.70m 1855; mixed SG.G5@S.2s. pigs.
$4,000 $50.
Caulo-Rcceip,s s.0O0 head: mar
kei firm; native beef cattle. 5000 a
1910: western steers. $3.50 s.s6;
cows and heifcrs, S2.s5dS.25; calves,
$1,000 1850.
sheep-Reccipts ie, 600 head; mar
ket steady. wethers, S5.25 m6.2b.
lambs. tG25@S.I5.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
BRITIsH TREIGnTER BRINGS
ItEIlGIIN LIkOM GIiIEk SIIIIl

Sew York, sept 23.-Thc British
frcightcr Rumuninn Prince arrived to-
day with the sever steerage ptssen-
gcIf n fifty-siX members OF tho
crew rescued from the Greek steamer
Athinai, destroyed 10y fire at sea lasy
sunday.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
PROPOSE TO HONCOTT
GERMANY AFTER MNIl

Berlin. sept. - Cby wireless to
Tuckorton. y. JD-"Particulars of
the Franco-ltalian economic confer
cnoe at %Cernobblo, Italy, are begin
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
CAPTAIN DIR APER Lusiss
LIFE AT DNRIIANEIIEs

London. sept. % G2:2i D.. MI
Captain Roger Francis Draper. son of
the Rev. William A., Draper Ut Leeds.
has hecn killed at the Ddrdanellcs.
Captain Draper was married last De-
ccmbor to Miss Anna Lowell Gardiner.
daughter OF Robert II. Gardiner OF
Boston.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
SWEDISH STEAMER FORSvIK
SINK nv MINI

C~hristania, Norway. Sept. % (via
London. 1856 a. mD-Thc Swedish
steamer Forsvik, OF 1.l07 tons gross.
was sunk by "a mine or a torpedo.
Her crew was landed here today.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23


Chicago. sept. 23.-Nhent dcvci-
opcd fresh strength today. influenced
By chances That supplies here would
De inadequate TO nil contracts FOR sep
temhcr deliveries. BESIDES. consign-
mcnt notices at Minneapolis were said
to be decreasing, and there were re-
ports from Liverpool telling Of an
urgent demand from millers. After
opening hc TO iAc higher. the mar
ket reacted n little. but then rose
higher than before.
Tho close was unsettled at 1Mc "a
~ MtAc net decline with December
az SIC and May at 80 Mc.
Initial quotations Tor December
wheat were DC ~ 90 Sc. and for May
9Sik W9SM
Absence OF any severe frost pre-
vented cor from ~rcsponding decided
Is Co the advance in wheat. Price
changes for corn were narrow. The
opening, which RANGED from &c on
To hc VI, wdH followed by slight
gains In the deferred options.
The close was weak. va &c to ic
under last night.
oats s~ympathiged with the wheat
strength. Tho eject, however. was
only moderate.
Provisions averaged higher with
hosf For the most part trading was
confined 60 pork.
Close:
Whcat-s Sept, &i.05; Dec. SIC,
May. g6Mc.
Corn-Doc, 90 hc. May, SIC.
oats-pcc. 35Nc. May. 374c.
Pork-Oct, $3.50; jan. St5.io
lard-pct. $50; Jan, SS.52.
Rbs-Oct.. Ss.e0; Jan. $50.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
BRITISH STEAMER GRONINGEN
HAS HEN BLOWN up

London. sept. 20 O2;35 y. M
Tho British steamship Groningen. esS
tons gross, has been blown up. ono
member of the crew lost his life and
several others were wounded. The
survivors were landed today.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23

New York. Sept. 2s.-The metal ex-
change quotes lead $3.50 asked. spell
ter not quoted.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23

New York. sept. 23.-Copper. firm
clectrolytic. $4,000
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
Knnsas CIiN Grnln.

Kansas city. Sept. 23.-Wheat-No.
2 hard si.O5Mtii; 80. 2 rcd. sl.tg
mte0; sept, ti.O2A; Dec. S1M
May. s2M m927sc.
corn-No. 2 mixed, GGMc; No. 2
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23

white. exc; Sept. s5Mc; Dec. 5i&c;
Moy. 5sMQ53Mc.
Oats-No. 2 white. SEA as7Mc; No.
2 mixed. so See.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23

New York. sept 2s.-spot cotton,
steady; middling uplands. Siis5;
sales. 200 bales.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
ANOTHER RUSSIAN
tcoutInucd nom rage One,

the city, 1t being Impossible to move
them.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23

Metal market quotes tin duli. sss.oo
G32.50
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
N M I N d


Gin effect Sunday. FEB. 7th. 1850
Mcef-
No. Daily. Ar. Dp.
California Express. 7:a0n s:SoI
3 California Limited li:OOa Ii;30a
Fast Express ..... 3.f5a i0:iSn
. Fast Man. ........ii:b0p 12;20s
10 DE Luxe (Thurs). 7:50a s:0Oa
SOUTH
sos FL Paso Express. . Io,sOl
Si5 El Paso Express. s;b5s
East Daily.
10 Atlantic Express. . 7;35a SOFA
? Eastern Express z;i5p zsf0T
4 California Limited. ss40p 7:O0r
s X. c. a Chicago Eek. 7:i5p 1861
20 De Luxe (Wed.).. 9.Ocp e:t0r
From South
$40 X. c. * Chicago. 7:GOa
SIS X. c. a Chlcako.. j:sOp
Standard sleeper for Clovis anc
Roswell leaves ON No. 500, connects a.
Relen with train No. 20. leaving Belen
at 1855 D. m.
No. Z carries one coach only; ne
sseepera.
No. SIS viii have standard sleeper
from Roswell from train No. Al o.
Balen-
p. J. JOHNSON. Aoent.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-My private residence.
a1S south Third street; furnished,
six rooms and bath. hot and cold
water. Kas stoves and range; elegant
fireplace and piano, all for 5000 per
month on lease of one or two yoars
10 right party. J. D. Eakin. room 3,
First National Bank building. call
any morning between 10 and n
O'Clock, or phone sos.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23

CARPENTER AND BUILDER =
Screening ana repairing: prices rec,
sonable. Phone t5f7W.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23

FOR SALE-saxon roadster. good az
new. electric starter ana lights.
Glide touring car. cheap; velie tour
ing car with electric lights. cheap.
Korhcr'a Garage.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
For Sale

FOR sALE~City realty. ranches and
grants. Rentals receive best OF at
tention. New Mexico Realty Co,
2o7M West Gold.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23

FOR SALE cHEAP-Three horses
and two delivery wagons In hrs;
class condition. Horses gentle and
city broke. Apply NJ. y. Crumley. as
slgnee, 80 East Central. Phone %.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23

FOR sALE-Two nice residence lots
on Park avenue, opposite park.
$500. Inquire SIC North First ~.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-23
WANTED.

wANTED-n you have secondhand
coiihes to dispose Of call tho Sai-
walton Army. phone lsei
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-01-16
CENTURY OF BANKING

7 Under the title of "a Century
of Banking" the Harrisburg
~ National Bank modestly re-
views the events of the fun
century of it's history Just closed. The
book might have been entitled a hun
drcd years of the financial history of
Harrisburg, for the institution the ac-
tivities of which it sets forth has been
so closely associated with the civic ad-
vance and business growth of the city
that the two are almost synonymous.
\ century is a long time in the his
tory of a nation or an individual.
Less than twenty such periods have
passed since the beginning OF the
Christian era. Not many business or
ganizations survive to celebrate their
hundredth anniversary, although it is
likely that more Will in the future
than have in the past, for we are
building more securely and perma-
nenuy now than ever before. That
the Harrisburg National Bank has
done this is because its foundations
have been laid firmly. like those of
others of our banking Institutions. and
its structure raised with full regard
for stability and the possibilities Of
development
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-01-16
HARRISBURG IN 1918

n vOBODY is boasting of what Har-
nj risburg did in 1914. 1t wasn't
l a good year in this city's his
tory, to put it very mildly, in
deed. But in the language of the
small boy whose mother reprimanded
him for his disreputable appearance
after a collision with a playmate on
his way home from school: you
ought to see the other fellow" BY
comparison with other cities Harris
burg does not make such a poor show
ing as might have been imagined.
For instance. take the new build
ing record, which should be a trade
barometer of fair accuracy. Oper-
ations fell off thirteen per cent. last
year in Harrisburg, as compared with
those of the year previous. The
American Contractor, basing its fig
ures on the returns made by the
Building Inspector estimates that
S1,269,500 was spent in this city dur
ing 1914 in new buildings. This is
quite a tidy sum and would have been
occasion for much boasting not such
a long time ago. However, it is not
only in volume of structural work
alone that Harrisburg shows up well,
but in the percentage column this
city made a better showing than any
town of it's size in Pennsylvania, out
stripping many outside the State, and
has a better rating than municipali-
ties even larger in other States.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-01-16
a GOOD EXAMPLE

TTTHE Delaware, Lackawanna and
Western Railroad has gone
u about the safeguarding of its
coal miners in very sane and
practical way.
At every colliery of the coal mining
department placards have been post
ed offering 500 in cash prizes for the
most valuable and practical sugges-
tions for safety or the prevention of
accidents. The first prize is S25: the
second. $40; the third, SIS, and there
are two of $40 and four of So each.
The management of the company Is
making a special effort to reduce and
prevent accidents in and about its
mines, and is asking for suggestions
from every one of it's employees. The
suggestions must consist of not over
1000 words and are to be deposited
in one of the thirty-flve large boxes.
the size of letter boxes, labeled Safety
First Suggestions" installed at each
colliery.
This is only part of an elaborate and
comprehensive plan for the promo
ton of safety in the mines. The
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-01-16

Lackawanna has formed a series of
committees to have charge of all safety
work and devices and through which
all suggestions will be sifted.
This cooperation between the Off
cials and employees of the company
may be expected to have a markedly
beneficial effect. The keys of the boxes
in which the safety first suggestions
will be deposited are held by the CEN
trail committee. so there is no danger
of any tampering in transit and every
suggestion will reach headquarters.
The simple and more inexpensive ones
will be handled by the local commit
tees, and the more elaborate and ex-
pensive will be passed upon by the
central committee.
It is often the man on the job
the workman familiar with conditions
and with knowledge of the dangers
that surrounds him, who is best able to
devise preventative means. The Della
ware, Lackawanna and Western has
set an example for other companies by
encouraging the miners to think con-
structively along these lines.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-01-16

q SENTENCE OF from nVe TO
N seven years at hard labor in
= in the State prison was given
the other day to William Pet
ers by Boston judge after the pris-
oner had been convicted of stealing
forty-one cents from the cash drawer
in a lunch room. Peters pleaded that
he was hungry and had entered the
lunch room to find food, but had been
unable to resist the temptation to rifle
the cash drawer of the price of a
nights lodging. Peters was out of
work at the time and unable to find
employment.
This is the kind of law that encour-
ages anarchy. The judge that would
pronounce suchasentence has no busi-
ness on the bench. He is guilty of an
offense against society far more grave
than the theft of small sum of
money.
How can the defendant in a case
like this be expected to come out of
prison with any respect for the law
or belief in the rights of the individ
ual cltlZen
We may be thankful that in Dauphin
county, at least, we are free from such
farcical exhibitions. In our courts the
merits of the case are the only ele-
ments taken into consideration and
justice is always tempered with mercy.
High or low, rich or poor, the de-
fendant may be sure of a Square
deaT' here, as the records of the coun-
ty will show. 1t is only by such ad-
ministration OF the powers invested in
them that judges may work construc-
lively in the up-building and safe
guarding of the community. An ill
balanced, narrow or unfit judge has
potentialities for evil far surprising
those of the most dangerous criminal.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-01-16

w liNoON ttiCDldltO
- his fifty-eighth birthday, re-
4 Gently. Congressman and
other officials called. There
were telegfams and letters. 1t was a
public occasion, interesting many peo-
pie.
In private life birthdays are more
intimate and secluded affairs. The
young and the old have jolly parties.
But in middle life there is an atmos-
phere of coincidence and effort at
cheerful philosophy.
The refusal of women to give their
age to the census taker is a periodi-
cal joke due for publication again in
the next national count of 1920.
Many women will leave untitled the
blanks for their age in legal docu-
ments, taking the risk OF invalidatlng
the paper.
This feeling is manifest jim n thou
sand ways, and is often carried be-
yond the grave. Every newspaper
reporter recalls cases where the rela-
tives would not tell the age of the
dead, out of respect to the keenness
of her regret at the growing years.
The obituary reporter recognizes that
any woman's age is an interesting
news item to her acquaintance. Be-
ing human, he usually suppresses un-
pleasant facts when asked.
Men are less sensitive about their
age, but often have some reluctance
10 having it known. You never
throw out hints TO find out what
birthday your neighbor is celebrating.
In some towns lists of taxpayers or
voters give ages. and answer all such
queries. Such lists are read with
much attention. particularly by the
minated element of women. If pub
lie men entertain anv sensitiveness
about birthdays, they never show II.
Their age is public property. and they
learn to get over the minor human
weaknesses.
So when q president has birthday
he no doubt sees 1t in the true light.
1t is not an occasion for regret for
any person who has lived worthily.
Rather 1t is time for Joy. for perils
escaped, results achieved.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-01-16
SATURDAY EVENING, JAN. 10
WHERE EXPANSION IN NEEDED

- VERY now and then some one
r. rises and declares that Penn
- sylvania can save couple OF
millions, or four or five, so ac-
customed are we to dealing in millions,
on the governmental expenses of the
Commonwealth. Up to date not many
of them have shown that they know
what they were talking about and
recent commission to report on econ
omy recommended some increases of
places to obtain greater efficiency. The
business methods of every govern
ment, even the marvellous machine
centered at Berlin; the strong govern
mental system of the British Empire;
the administration at washington and
the plan of Pennsylvania are periodi-
cally attacked. Probably the methods
of every big railroad or steel company
or mining corporation are also assail-
ed, but we do not hear about it be-
cause the soft pedal works on the
bucking stockholder and a roar about
corporations housekeeping is not
available for campaign thunder.
Pennsylvania has made name for
the efficacy of its supervision in many
lines. 1t is handling the work of regu-
lating what we need to make us well
and happy in manner that is at
tracing attention because of results.
Two striking illustrations have been
furnished by the dairy and food COM
missioner's and the State banking
commissioners departments. They
have not been criticised successfully
even from the stump, which lately ap-
peared to be occupying a great place
as a correctional institution in the
minds of quite few people. Now, not
only have these two departmental
staffs made good, as the saying is, but
in the case of the food officers the in
come of the office in a year more than
pays for the expenses of two years and
that of the banking examiners force
almost balances the outlay. Thus, two
great checking-up departments are
paying their way as they carry out i'm
portant work in a laudable manner,
and the recommendations that more
men be added to enlarge the scope and
afford greater protection have double
force. With growth Of population their
work Increases and as they find the
funds the legislature should listen at
tentively to the plans to expand.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-01-16
DO 1T NOW!

[From the Fine Arts JournaL1
If with pleasure you are viewing any
work a man is doing,
II you like him or you love him tell
him now.
Don't withhold your appreciation till
the parson makes oration
And he lies with snowy lilies DER his
brow.
For no matter how you shout 1t he
won't really care about 1T;
lie won't know how many teardrops
you have shed.
II you think some praise is due him,
now's the time to slip 1t to him,
For he cannot read his tombstone
when he's dead.
More than fame and more than money
is the comment kind and sunny
And the hearty, warm approval OF a
friend.
For 1t gives to life a SAVIOR and ii
makes you stronger, braver,
And 1t gives you heart and spirit to
the end:
II he earns your praise--bestow 1t: If
you like him let him know 1t;
Let the words of true announcement
be said:
Do not wait till life is over and he's
underneath the clover,
For he cannot read his tombstone
when he's dead
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-01-16
WELL KNOWN PEOPLE

John q. Reading. the Williams
port banker, has again been elected
head of the Susquehanna Trust COM
pany.
d. NJ. Rosser, of Pittston, we'll
known in politics, created Il stir in
Luzerne county by moving for aboli-
ton of the Office of superintendent of
schools.
George G. Simons has been
chosen as head of prominent st.
Mary's financial institution again.
Henry G. Frick, speaking at Pitts
burgh. said he was not enthusiastic
over the outlook.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-01-16
ITALY
By Wing DInger

o. Italy, how sad thy plight.
AS from the light of happiness
Thou'rt plunged in grief as dark as
night.
Poor Italy.
When nations bout you rushed to war
You took the Christian view-refrain-
ed
Redeemed those centuries before
Good Italy.
You're deep in trouble. that is true,
But to place so much in your care
God surely must think heaps of you.
Rich Italy.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-01-16
It's Prepaid. Take 1t

Mr.. Merchant. II some one sent
you a packag ge of money prepaid,
would you take the trouble to go
to the express office and get it?
OF course you would.
You have on your shelves GER
tain goods of well-known brands.
When the manufacturer of one
of these brands comes into this
paper with his advertisement he
is literally expressing you
money.
He is making a demand for
goods, the sale of which means
profit for you.
Is 1t any more than ordinary
sense to try and push these goods
to show them In your windows
and let the public know you have
them?
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-01-16
Teachers Mt IinrIestown
NEWGS{ s. FHf IfRSsTSFENAR

rFrom the Telegraph, Jan. 16, 1861
Prisoners and Guns Taken
Fortress Monroe, Jan. 15.-General
Anes attacked and captured Fort
Fisher. taking $500 prisoners and 70
guns. Generals Whiting and Lamb,
Rebel commanders, nave peen cap
tured..
Gen. Hoods Movement
st. Louis, Jan. 15.-Hood's position
is not known but it is not thought that
he will concentrate at Corinth.
Thomas is at Clifton, Tenn.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-01-16
IN HARRI | SBURG FIFN
YEARS AGO TO-DAY

From the Telegraph. Jan. 16, 1861
Convention Here
The miners convention will open
here on the 18th
Teachers at Linglestown
Next teachers institute of the
will convene at Linglestown.
Sale of Organs
Automatic organs are being sold
In this city.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-01-16
NOT IN MIDWINTER

ST suppose it must be delightful in
the country in the summer time"
"Oh, yes, but you can't lure serv-
ants out on that theory now"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-01-16
FLYING IN FLOCKS

The proverbial man who couldn't
hit flock of balloons could get soma
practice in Europe just now.