The Washington herald., 1915-07-18
Log Cabin Philosophy
1t Is Best to Take the World as You Find 1t

man. II II had been. We should have had
> neither religion. preacher nor Bible.
Airth would have bin heaben. an dar
would have bin no call to die.
Let ME grow old-lcI me her chilbains
all sImmcr-let me sit in de dark an
shlve: in de cold--let me bury my ole
wife an wander frew dc world SORROW
fui and a.one-but neber let me forget
de name of Washington. or cease to re-
member dat if he had bin any hand to
PLAY baseball. ned have PLAYED It wild
= Culld man as quick white man.
When you diskiver human be!n' who
ISTt lame Omewhar'-who neber de-
goes about satisfied wild de weather.
crops an himsrlf-who wont oct. drink.
80 To de circus or look upon A hnssrace.
Y"u haT" found man to let alone. He
am too good Natur made him fur an
angel an forgot to put him in heaben-
]. is my opinyon dat We mus take de
comforts of life as we go long. II you
like TO smoke, keep on smokin'. II you
like 10 chaw. keep on chawin. II you
hev any pertickler expresshun which YOU
Use whea Eou stub Your toes aG IN
stone doan' let 20 OF il simply bekase a
Of YOU am dat YOU arm YOUR money hon
estlv. ;Ly Hour debts promptly an use
EOu:' family well.
While de waiter hizneSS an - barber
trade NAV make de moas' money IN Il
rush. dar'S no Weapon like de whlteNash
brush fur standing right by you all de
var round. II doan' cal anytinS. il doan
take up any room. an il am always on
hand when YOU want il. WhitewaShin
was interdooced in dis kentry in de var
lt% an it hez been growing t"nder in de
affeCkshunS Of de public cher since. 1t
improves H.. "eilins. whitenS de walls
an makes old fences look like new
Ehery respectable family shouldn't be
49, IL
craShun. | am OF De opinyun dat de
whitewash trade am de moas rela hui
one open 10 de Colored NOufs of de land.
he eye dat am lookn' up dc street fur
4 saloon. or down it fur a peanut stand
lights on barber pole an am rested an
relieved. y barber pole will heautify an
old shanty or adorn a marble front II
looks well wherever You put II. Dey Law
right oher signs of soda water. an knock
de spots off OF signs OF ice cream Dey
doan' show off in de night quite as we'll
as drug store. but dar am no smell
Fo'th Of July parade. hut dey contain
muffin to blow Up dc public or set bill
dlns on fab.
CHRISTOPHER Columbus diskivered Amer
ia. bur has he cher hin put in a chrome?
He was too good. Cap. Kidd, de pirate.
neher chen had his photograph on sale
Why kase he was too bad. My advice
to you Is To hit de happy neutral groun
between columbus and Kidd. One was
too good to want to knock somebody s
head off AFTER stubbing his toe on a
stone. he odder was too bad to subscribe
fur a religious publication.
As tola YOU In former lecktur. he
rIirty good on de hull, an a leetle bad on
de average. If you fin 4 lost wallet.
don't give it up until YOU have counted
de money in it. an have de hes of proof
dat somebody lost It. If You lose your
own wallet. doan' expect any better from
doan' hesitate to CIV De English Ian
grIage fun sweep when you cotch a boy
Cirdlin your apple trees.
Oar am mattah dat has troubled me
a great deal. an up to de present time
am onsartin and unpledged. De same
toothbrush which am sold for 70 cents on
dis sid" d.. line kin he bought fur Il ober
dar. If we annex Canada. We Kin nah
cheap toofbrushes. On de odder han. de
"a m" rIt-trap dat We sell fur - cents on
dis side can't h. had oher dar fur less
dan "a. II Canada anneNes us she am
Suah Of cheap rat-traps Oar 1t am
yor see an whether should annex
canada or Canada annex us am a
queshun which | cannot decide to my
own SatlsfaXun.
want to undcccive YOU. De world
owes 10 man only what he Arms. You
rlav reason dat YOU am not to blame for
helm hcah. Very good de world kin
reason dat YOU am to blame for stayin
in il when il costs muffin to jump inter
d'. rihh"r. You has walked up an down
an wore CIoZe. an consumed food an
drink. an made one mo- in de crowd
aroun' a new huildin'. An for dis YOU
claim de world owes YOU A Twin? You
has made no diskiveries brought out II"
irv.rrionS written no songs an held no
Office. Not 40 PEOPLE in de world know
of Won by name. You can't name one
single man who am under oblieashuns to
Won YOU eat what oddcrs produce. You
war out d.. CloZe odder people make.
M Vii Won have do impudence to sot
down on a har'l Of dried aTples. cross Yer
l"c< An fold Yer hands. an say dat the
world owes Yer = Twin. an by de great
horn spoons mus gin il 70 YOU