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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-06-04

IL 1lnny now IHOSt lIlHSS q lcllcl
does don't seem wrong till somebody
catches him at it. aJ'" l9.'s
don't like cookies much at the
table; but l tell you they taste good
when you hook 'enl out of the pantry!
4 I'd a good deal rather have Pa
lick me than Ma. Ma, she don't hurt
me much when she whips me-, but
she cries so;o an that always makes
me feel kinder funny down in me
stomach. 1-.s.}. ,r,t . use. sr
Pa won't get me no bicycle, but l
don't care so much now, cause two
kids what's got 'em has just moved
here, an can lick both OF EN-.
A Teller don't have no better times
than he does thinkin' about the good
times he's going to have.
Little boys don't know much, do
they? Eddie Brown came over to my
house to dinner day, an Pa said
a blessin'. An when he got through
eatin' Eddie asked me why Pa said his
prayers at the table, and why lie did
mt wait till he went to bed,2like other
people? +Eddie'st folks amt stylish,
like ours, sol had to tell him that we
always did that way SOS the soup
would have time to cool off some.
I wonder why, when a girl has a
new. doll ;an;Itshows it to, some other
girls, that the first thing they do is to
look at its underclothes 'toHsec if they
got lace on them? l wouldn't .dast.
l don't like funerals much. l had
one with Our cat but you couldn't
make all of her stay buried to. onct.
She'd come out at her back feet while
you was tryin' to get her head covered
up. l tried to get her just to play
dead, but cats hain't got no magma
shun, and they has got claws. A Teller
don't want to try to make-believe too
much with cats.
William Edgar Fisher.
The word drink" may be used as
either a verb or a noun, but as the
latter it is seldom declined. ~
Poverty brings strange bed-fellows,
but none SO grim as the nightmare
that squats on the chest of the high.
liver b @g.. .y-i.e- . I .sr. ssGFJ
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-06-04
@skA&I +:
a Galley o. Fun !

FOR REVENUE ONLY. a
II don't take your paper, myself
began an irate skinfint, invading the
office of the Hawville Clarion, but
Pm told that you published a lie about
me in the last issue; an / tell you,
right now, that it has got to be
Istopped. or" -nn.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-06-04
The Weather
Forecast

For North Dakota-Showers tonight
and Friday; not much change in tenn
perature. .-e.rr -,.
ORRIS w. ROBERTS,,
.... ..... Section Director.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-06-04

Joseph Kaswurm QefD and ArcAduke Joseph Ferdinand.
Joseph Kaswurna has the distinction of being the youngest sololer Il"
the ranks of Emperor Francis Josephs army. lie is attached TO a 'ee-
'praph detachment as a messenger boy, and the photo shows him with MS
royal protector, the Archduke Joseph Ferdinand. The youngster "roe 70
tie archduke asking to be permitted to join the coors. upon inquiry ~
was learned that the boys mother was dead and his father was a private
in the ranks. Little Joseph was thereupon admitted to the army
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-06-04
FRIDAY, JUNE 4, 1915.

80 80 -
Q WHERE THE TRIBUNE CAN
Q be BOUGHT. 4
-
FarSo. N. o.
0A10ueg Hotel
Grand Forks, N. q.
8otol Frederick.
Devils Lake, N. q.
H B. ROsenburG. News agent
G. J.. b. Turner. News agent
Mlnot, N. q.
GAnAo1 BroA
Dickinson, N. o.
Dc. Charles Hotel
Minneapolis, MINI.
Kemp Z Cohen, News ageltsL
Hotel Dyckt1An.
HOtal RadissOn.
o. Paul, MIan.
4sechAnts Hotel.
O. Marie. Fifth st., News agent
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-06-04

There should be No dearth of sub
jeots for graduation @orations this
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-06-04

The word drink" may be used as
either a verb or a noun, but as the
latter it is seldom declined. ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-06-04

Poverty brings strange bed-fellows,
but none so grim as the nightmare
that squats on the chest Of the high
liver. aEsgy-l ~. ~ a. af@
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-06-04

It's funny how most things a Teller
does don't seem wrong till somebody
catches him at it. aj'H l'9'.s t*
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-06-04

I don't like cookies much at the
table; but l tell you they taste good
when you hook EN- out of the pantryl
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11
OFFICER REALLY TO BLAME
Law Official Looked SO Much Like
Husband That Woman Simply
Gould not Stop Scolding.

A woman from the pineland belt,
who had seen a railroad only once,
and who had ridden in to Atlanta s
Decatur street on her husbands wag-
ON, was arrested for talking back to
an officer Of the law.
She jabbered steadily for half
hour. when | told her she must not
stand so long, squarely in the middle
OF the street" explained the officer
who had made the arrest Il couldn't
even get word In edgewise. 1t was
the most awful cab | ever heard"
urning to the prisoner the Judge
SAID:
What have you to say for yourself,
MADAME"
Couldn't hep it. jedge," responded
the offender, tried TO ter shet up,
but tn officer looked so much like my
husban jes' couldn't find tn heart t
stop!"-Case and Comment.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11

which sent it south and east again
toward the lower town. A high bluff
rose at this point, which made the far.
ther side Of the ravine much more i'm
posing than the one on thu near side,
where the slope was gradual
This path, and even the bridge itself,
were almost wholly unlight.u. They
were seldom u1ed at seldom
used at any tiDe. But il was by this
town; net for the pleasure Of he walk,
as Was very apparent from she ex.
tremc depression Of his manner, but
from some inward necessity which
drove hin on, against his wishes pos.
sibly agalnst hie secret nisgjyingE
He had met no one in his snort walk
down the lane. but TOR ali that he
paused before entering the path lust
mentioned. 10 glance back and see if
he were being watched or followed
When satisfied that he vas not he
looked up from the solitary waste
where he stood, TO the checrless hcay.
ems and sighed; then forward into the
mass OF iInpenctrable shadow that he
must yet traverse and shuddered as
many another had shuddered ere be.
ginning this walk. For it was near the
end OF this path, In full sight of the
bridge he must cross, that his friend.
Algernon Etherdge. had been set upon
ana ~ ahaaa s .n, 'oa.s oeiore'
still fingered over the spot
Desei'ii'heu hot 10 STOP or to cast
o''e i",'er'ns look 10 rlght or left, he
.,urr'eo on win ms eyes fixed upon
'he ground ana every nerve braccd to
resist the influence Of the place and
It's undying memories. But with the
strikihg or ms foot against the boards
OF the bridge nature was too much
fT him, and his resolve vanished. In
stead Of fastening on he stopped, and,
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11
His Punctuation.

The editor Of newspaper published
in central Pennsylvania tells Of arti-
cles that he frequently receives from
certain citizen They are always
pertinent and worthy Of publication,
but they are punctuated in a most pc.
culiar way.
Meeting his correspondent one even.
ing at a friends house, the editor
said: That was an excellent letter
got from you this morning and | am
going to print it Saturday. But tell
me. what rule do you follow for pune
tuation?"
Why said the gentleman, "the
same rule | learned when was
boy. / put a semicolon every 12
words and two commas between each
pair OF sernicolons. youths Com
panion.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11
Most Eminent Medical Authorities Endorse III
Now Remedy Kidney, Bladder and ell Uric ACID zoubes

DIR. Eberle and DR.. Braithwaite ma
Won as DR.. Simon-all distinguished
nuthors-agroe that whatever may be
sno disease, the urine seldom fails in
furnishing us with clue to the princi.
PICS upon which 1t is to be treated,
ana accurate knowledge concernlng
inc nature OF disease can thus be OBJ.
tained. IL backache, scalding urine or
lroquent urination bother or distresa
you, or II uric acid In tho blood has
rauaed rheumatism, gout or sciatica
you suspect kidney or bladder
surgical Institute, Buffalo. NJ ". send
sample ~ urino and describe avmn.
MS You Will receive free medical
ivico after Dr. TiorGs'a chemjat baa
nn'ineh tho urlne-this will be oaro.
w done without charge, and vn,,
" nc under no obligation. DR.. Pierce
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11

1t was Il picturesque addition TO the
town through which 1t cut at the roint
or greatest activity With the various
bridges connecting the residence por.
ton with the lower business streets
we have nothing to do But thcr, was
Il nearer one, OF which the demands OF
inns story necessitate clear prrsruta
ton
1hls bridge was called LonE, and
spanned the ravine and its shallow
stream of water not quarter Of a
mile below the short road or lane we
have just seen JudBe Os,rander enter.
Between it and this lane, n narrow path
ran amid the trees and bushes Dor.
derlng the ravine. This path was sci
dom used, but when 1t was il acted as
short cut to certain part Of the
town mostly given over to factories
Indeed the road Of which this bridge
formed part was called Factory on
this account. Starting from the main
highway half-mile or so below Os.
trander lane, it ran dagonally back
to the bridge, where it received Il turn
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11
CHAPTER III.
Across the Bridoe

II vas ten o'clock not later when
the judge rc-cntered his front DOR. He
was absolutely alone, as te had
never been since that night g long
ago, when with the inner fent. com.
pIetcd and the gates all locl:-d. he
turned to the great negro at h.s side
and quietly said:
we are done with the worl:n Bella
Arc you satisfied to share this Altitude
with me?" And Bella had raDlicd
flight and day. your honor And
when you are not here when sou are
at court. to bear 1t alone"
And now this faithful frie1d was
dead and 1t was he who must bear it
alone alone! How could he face It,
lie sought for no answer, nor did he
allow himself to dwell for one minute
on the thought. There was something
else he must do irst--do this verv
night. If possible
Taking down his hat from the rack
he turned and went out again. this
time carefully locking the door behind
him, also the first gate. Gut he
stopped to listen before lifting his
sound Of steady breathing. accom-.
panied by few impatient movements
came from the other side. A man was
posted there within a foot of the gate,
Noisclessly the Judge recoleh and
made his way around to the other set
Of gates. Here all was quiet enough
and, sliding quickly out, he cast q
hasty glance up and down the lane
, and, seeing nothing more alarming
than the back OF second officer loung
Ing at the corner, pulled the gate
J quietly to and locked 1t.
Q Ho was well down the road TOWARD
a the rayine before the officer turned
9 The time has now come for giyin,
/. yoS a clearer idea OF this especia
8 neighborhood. Judge Ostrander'
n mouse. situated at the juncture OF a,
g uhimportant road with the main high
10 way, had in It's rear three sma)
houses, two Of them lot and one stil
AZ uhrented. Farther on, but on tho O,
~ posite side OF the way, stood yer
o.a aWeihng, in which there lived an
or presumably worked a solitary woma,
Ut .he sole and final survivor of n larp
ne .amh'V' BEYOND was the rayjne on
ed ting across the road and tarr,,,o ' ~, ~
h 49, ihif FaV'he merits some desert
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11
CAL0MEL MAKES YOU SICK, UGH!
IT'S MERCURY AND SAL|VATES
Straghten Up Don't Lose ays Work. Clean Your SIunis
Liver and Bowels With "Dodson' S Liver Tone"

Ugh! Calomel makes you sick. Take
a dose OF the vile, dangerous drug to-
night and tomorrow you may lose q
days work.
Calomel Is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis OF the bones
Calomel, when 1t comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into 1t, break.
Ing 1t up. This Is when you feel that
awful nausea and cramping. If you
feel sluggish and "all knocked out" if
your liver is torpid and bowels consti-
pated or you have headache, dizziness,
coated tongue, IL breath Is bad or
stomach sour. just try spoonful of
harmless Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store or dealer and get 5O.cent
bottle Of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take
spoonful tonight and If it doesn't
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11
GRO BE CONTINUED3
Not Tauqht to spcI, In Austria.

wv dpS'e W SpCll III fNuolIld.
The search for information on the
pronunciation OF some OF the strange
ly spelled towns involved In the Euro
pean situation has brought some facts
that throw light on the public policies
pursued by the Austrians towards
those subject to them. In this city.
lately. we'll appearing, well.todo sub.
ject OF Austria-Hungary was ap
preached by man who wanted some
Of these jnWbreaklng words pro.
nonnced for him. The Austrian did
not seem to be an ignorant man. lie
spoke good English. but he confessed
that he could give no help. II might
recognize the name Of the town II 7
heard 1t spoken" he said, "but | can
not identify 1t by the spelling You
see, we are not taught to spell at
homo, and | know nothing that will
help. Philadelphia Record.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11

straighten you right UP and make you
feel fine and vigorous by morning I
want you to go back to the store and
get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone
IS destroying the sale Of calomel be.
cause it is real liver medicine; entire.
ly vegetable, therefore it cannot sail.
Vate or make you sick
| guarantee that one spoonful OF
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels Of that sour bile and consti.
pated waste which Is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable.
| guarantee that a bottle OF Dodson's
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam.
lily feeling fine for months. Give it to
your children. 1t is harmless; doesn't
grippe and they like its pleasant taste.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11
w. N. U., CHARLOTTE, NO. 4e-1e15.

during many years OF experimentation
has discovered O new remedy which
Is thirty-seven times moro powerful
than lithla III removing uric acid from
tho system. If you are suffering from
backache or the pains Of rheumatism,
60 to your best druggist and ask for
30 cent box Of "Anuric" put UP by
Doctor Pierce, or send 10c for large
trial pck'g. DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription for weak women and DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
for the blood have been favorably
known for tho past forty years and
moro. They are standard remedies
to.day--as well as Doctor Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets for the liver and
bowels. You can have sample OF any
one OF those remedies by writing DR..
Fierce, and sending 10c fnr trial pack
age =,
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11

house, Unexpectedly to himself the
Judges intentions were I'm the direc.
tlon OF his own wishes He was led
front; and, entering an old fashioned
hall dimly lighted. passed staircase
ana two closed doors. both of which
gave him the impression of having
oecn shut upon a past it had pleasured
no one TO revive in many years.
Beyond them was the great front
door OF colonial style and Workman
snip, tine specimen once. but greatly
distisurcd now by the bolts and bars
which had been added to it in salts.
iactlon Of the judges ideas of security
Many years had passed since Judge
oStrander had played the host but ne
mad not lost a sense OF its obligations
1t was for him to shoot the bolts and
MT the bars: but he went about it so
clumsily and with such evident aver
sion to the task that the sergeant In
stihcuvely sprang to help him.
shall miss Bella at every turn"
remarked the Judge. turning with q sad
smile as he finally pulled the door
open Ihis is an unaccustomed effort
for me. Excuse my awkwardness"
something in his attitude, something
IN the way he lifted his hand to push
back fallen lock from his forehead.
impressed itself upon the sergeants
mind 50 vividly that he always re-
memOered the judge as he appeared
TO him at that minute. Certainly
there were but few men like him in
the country. and none in his own
town. Ot a commanding personality
by reason OF his height, his features
"er" OF cast to express his mental
attributes and enforce attention, and
the !ncongru!ty between his dominat
ing figure and The apprehensions which
lie displayed in these multiplied and
extraordinary arrang gements for per-
sonaI security was forcible enough to
arouse any mans interest.
The sergeant was so occupied bv the
mystery Of tho man and the mystery
ot the house that they had passed the
ilrst gate (Which the judge had IN.
locked without much difiiculty) before
he realized that there still remained
something OF interest for him to see
and TO talk about later The two dark
openings on eit&er side, raised uues.
tions which the most unimaginativc
MIND would feel glad to hear explained.
Ere the second gate swung open and
he found himself again in the street
he had built up more than one theory
in explanation Of this freak OF parallel
fences with the strip Of gloom between.
He would have felt the suggestion Of
the spot still more deeply had it been
gwen him to see The anxious and hes
itat!ng figure which. Immediately upon
his departure entered this dark maze.
and with feeling hands and cautious
step wound it's way from corner TO
corner - now stopping abruptly to
listen. Eow shrinking from some in az.
mary rrcsence-a shadow aG.ong
shadows-till it stood again beI reen
the gates from which it had started
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11
BABY LOVES HIS BATH
With Cuticura Soap Because So sooth.
ing When His Skin Is Hot.

These fragrant supercreamy cmol.
llents are comfort to children. The
Soap to cleanse and purify, the Oint-
ment to soothe and heal rashes, itch
mgs, chafings, etc. Nothing more ef-
fective May be used from the hour
or birth, with absolute confidence.
Sample each free by mail with Book
Adoress postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Ady.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11
"Noh,oaae obl,oe.n

None Of us have right to look with
contempt upon those who have re-
ceived lcss than ourselves The
old motto Of chlvalry. "noblesse
oblige." should be the motto OF an
who by money or social position O.
some special talent have an advan.
tago over their fellowa Those who
acknowledge tho obligation thereby
prove their nobility
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11
Rub II On and Rub II IN

For lame back and soreness, sprains
and strains, sore throat and stiff neck,
you must rub on and rub in thorough
ly Hanfords Balsam Of Myrrh Re-
member that one good application at
hrst Is better than several light ones.
Adv.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11
CHATTER lD-Continucd

II, shadow considered for a moment
tAen said
Il cannot describe her features, for
she VAS heavily yelled; neither can
describe her figure except to say that
she is tall and slender But her dress
remember. She wore purple; not an
old woman's purple. but soft shade
which did not take from her youth
The child did not seem to belong to
her though she held her tightly by
the hand In age it appeared to be
about siN-or that was the impression
received before"
The sergeant. who had been watch
Ing the speaker very closely. leaned
forward with hasty. inQuring glance
expressive Of something like conster.
nation Was the Judge falling again
iRto unconsciousuess
No; for the ives which had gone
blank had turned his way again and
only disconnected expression which
fell from the judges lips showed that
his mind had been wandering.
Its not the same but another one:
that's all"
lnconsoQuent words. but the sergeant
meant 10 remember ,ham for uitb
their uttarance change possaa over
the Judge and his manner, which had
been constrained ana hurried drrino
his ATTEMPTED doscrtn,jon became ~
once moro no.n,,, ,,,1 ,rora.,ro ,,,ono
conr,nnns '' N.Y.
"Do Won ,bi,r von 90, ara ,or ,.;,.,
such insufficient data? 4 woman
dressed IN rn,,1o l",din, li,,,a
ch!ld?"
"Iudpe NO, OIL, Zoo, ,,ro ~.
can nna nor M, MIN. ~ :. to,,,,
already Dn vnr rn,,,,,,,,. ~ 49,,
tavern on ma prsh,n,a rnn.o ~
lieyo Nav can !, 49,,
some such fancy no,.n
The mdgn ya. nnta, $40, -,
roar, INK aa,, I,''' ~ ''e SET
~ ""'' "o' Ptr' 700 closely.
eua o"u''''' oo'''''ctIoh IN the
- '''e nan" Win "hlch ms most
table hn,wonm tbon ms on ''e
~r,n ,na -, -, '.'S'''
az - raso, o"o ~
Va, v"p''' o"' ncS'ta'ion' judge
'' '''' "''e ~" .! 'hc man you sen,
""" S'opp'" MIN lie
-, ,S''G'''"''E !or 'he judges
~ "o'"9'
,"''' 'n''NiH "N'i with stern
,'''''', I"i'""S'N
,o,.a '''N'".S ana wholly unpro'
.,d ,''',I WY so you mention it
"uoc"M.a @ 49," ''''rh
b.ord i, -, " S"'''rl'''hs ! nave lately
No n,1 ''','''',''". on Kno" that
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11

Lucius Moore says the reason a man
is afraid Of his wife is that he nearly
always is guilty.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11
Exposed to Temptation,

Il hope you will be happy, Mary"
said the mistress to her maid, who
was leaving to get married.
Thank you, ma'am. My young man
Is very steady, considering his environ
ment"
What does he do, Mary?"
Hes valet to a young millionaire,
ma'am."
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11

even II n man fights but one duel
ho has second.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11

Made since 1846-Hanford's Balsam.
ADV.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11

When fool man has nothing else to
worry him he gets married.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11
Ignorance Is Bliss.
In ltpC fhn lnnntlnOO

WHAT'S the matter?"
MY wife says don't know how to
handle the baby"
i wouldn't get miffed over that,
son." said the older man. Take my
advice and don't learn"
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11
The Delusion,

Miss Pretlyface has such a straight
back"
Yes, and such {. false front"
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11

Many man gets his back up like q
camel and rOars like O. lion.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1915-11-11
Recognition

Recognition.
Mollie-tiow do you recognize O
gentleman in crowded car?
Dollie-By his general get up.
The Washington herald., 1915-01-13

lions of hOmemakers throughout the
land who are at present more profit
ably employed than in running after
politics. 1 still adhere to the old
fashioned belief that the hand that
rocks the cradle wields a better and
stronger influence upon the nation than
the hand that writes the ballot
Vote Exceeded Hopes.
Mrs. AntoInette Funk, vice chairman OF
the Congressional committee of the Ma
tiOnal American Woman Suffrage Asso-
citation, issued the following statement
at the close Of the debate in the House
on the MOndell resolution:
The vote exceeded by four the most
sanguine count of the Congressional COM
mittee and was therefore most crafty
ing From any point Of view the achieve
ment of a vote on this resolution was
victory for the suffragists, since 1t had
never before reached the stage of con-
sideration in the House itself"
The following statement was given out
last night by the Congressional Union:
Work in the Senate toward bringing
the Bristow amendment to vote before
that body during this session will be
begun by the Congressional Union for
Woman Suffrage tomorrow morning. The
amendment Is now on the calendar. II
was defeated before the Senate by but
eleven votes last year. The COngression-
al Union forces are confident of getting
II through this year and having it re-
turned to the House with added pres