The hummer. (Houston, Miss.) 1914-19??, 1915-12-17
The War In Names.

All words in the following article except some at the
beginning of sentences that begin with capital letters
the of towns battles and other things associated
with the in Europe The intention is to bring the war
news down TO date
The Austrian Prince and wife had been killed by Ser
Wan boy. The people became Roth-even Cast into
Riga SO the world Sedetz see if they turn Loes a war
But the Lippe Of the nations began Schwerin such
names as Damme, Deurne and Bigard. and such
words Ujiji Przasnysz OzxOjkwq and Przemysll
Sayeth Servia: "Serv--a Hungary country when my
Belgrade of people first class? Kno let Au -r .Dih
at u.s."
Stop" sayeth the Kaiser Thou Shedt not raise
Sande- you don't know your Bize I'll Larup you Menin
Dee Hedt StOmak Undt Feette until you Die Debt will
Gust you with big Gunns-I will Batyu in the Bres with
SchOt-I will TurnhOut my soldiers and Lyck you BeSme
l will Gfe you Heller
why Hurlus into war;" sayeth the world
But they Lind no ears, so the world must Sittand
Waite
sikh en- yells Servia, q will cut the Pest into
Vienna sausage"
All Europe sayeth "TarnOw"
HAS Wilhelmshaven?' sayeth Germany.
User, sayeth the Kaiser, "Ypres on and we will 0s-
tend to these Stubben men"
Men leave their Dardanelles according to the Breslau
of and each stop they send Berlin to their Nancy
Frau or Bellies back at Hon. Some big fighting begins
cannon start a Hammerfest-sOldiers Marche-Kars
brings LODI of food and Paks of shes-nO man Kann
Dunno another because of moratorium and the neuras
nearby Havre GUIDE Tyne smelling Cologne Airshps
drop bombs and Arras Duren raids Submarines Sanck
ships Worth many Marks Soldiers are Schotten every
battle and many AK and Pagnes File their daily work
Reims of paper used tell the news as it comes
Neu from the front The Kilen is awful and many 90
LOOny from bursting shells
"Tekhanoff the Belgian Lille sayeth England
HeligoIand water" Splits the Kaiser "Leva me
alone HOf plenty of guns make you Schwedt big drops
of Greece"
Paris is scared---and London been skaid"
"Udine in Paris within MONTH" sayeth the Kaiser
to his soldiers
But although his men had plenty of Newport and
Champagne they could not Drage their fast
enough Still they put the Doben to the Allies for many
days.
The Turkey unlocked her war dogs and began to
Humme. The Gar stuck Thorn in the German flank
making the Kaiser Polish up his sword little bit more
PerOgrad let the COssack and put another Hem in
the Kaisers coat
Armies began to Wavre other armies WOevre band
of steel around them. Then Germany began to Russia
soldiers iato the Eastern front making the Russian Lug big
loads of supplies Over many Poles. Warsaw it had mol
chance in such Poland and decided Hanover the
Valid city Finale Russia began the Laon Germany for
victories and their former Hinderburg was no longer al
TOul of destruction.
Wales for peace inhabit the land NOVELTIES quit
sayeth others.
But France and England big blows against the wes-I
tern army of Germany and will not talk peace Nobody
Neede talk it, the Allies will whip and forever.
better day will Kun when the men of Mars
ArgOnne for good.
OCh our Meuse is gone Amiensl