The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1915-11-25
OPINIONS. OF EDITORS,

n
* OPINIONS OF EDITORS. *
Xxx * * x X x Xxx X X x x X * Y
Either is Nauseating.
A hyphenated American is as in
congruous as highball made Of lag
er beer and Irish whisky.-Sauk Cen
ter Herald.
+ I. s. ~.
The dog without teeth seldom holds
the bone. And isn't Uncle Sam about
in the position of the toothless dog?
-Bemidji Pioneer.
+ + I.
Keep Right On.
Keep right on scowling. 1t makes
you as handsome as a babboon and
as winsome as Fiji islander!-Park
Rapids Enterprise.
1. !! +
No Chance Whatever.
When Reason and Prejudice get to
arguing, Reason doesn't stand the
slightest chance Of winning out.-Red-
wood Falls Gazette.
E 1. +
Some of Them are Minus Morals.
Some politicians get so enthused
over the "wet" issue that their NOR
ais often show indications of being
Undergraduates Pilot.
+ + +
What Does it Signify?
Just because girl makes good
fudge, it's no sign she won't sew
on buttons and mend socks, and it's
no sign she will.-Eyota Grit.
+ + +
He Won't Get Far.
Calderwood has announced his cand-
idacy for governor next campaign.
The liquor crowd is starting in earlier
than usual.-Long Prairie Leader.
+ + +
Hadley's Weekly Health Hint.
When gent with chin that
sticks out like prov of battleship
disputes possession of an umbrella
with you, let him have it.-Winneba-
go City Enterprise.
+ + +
Faith Defined
We have long desired to understand
the meaning of faith. We are now
told that it is buying a bottle of hair
restorer from bald-headed drug
gist.-Grand Rapids Herald Review.
+ +
Especially Minnesota.
There are not many places on this
mundane sphere that guarantee to
every citizen the right Of life, liberty
and the pursuit of-office, as do these
United States.-Wabasha Herald.
+ + +
A Suggestion.
The war has developed the trench
as the greatest saver Of life from rifle
bullets. Why not apply the idea in
our Minnesota woods during the big
game season? Belle PLANE Herald.
+ + +
Where Else, Indeed?
Some of the papers are stating that
there are some internal dissentions in
the democratic party Of Minnesota. It
would not be democratic party if such
were not the case. Where else did
the republicans learn to scrap?-
Springfield Free-Press.
1. + +
Philanthrophy!
The price Of gasoline is going up
a cent per week, and auto owners hope
that J. D. Rockefeller will stop his
100000 donations to colleges, for the
present at least. That to Carleton
college has been more than paid by
residents Of Minnesota during the
past month.-Hastings Gazette.
| 1. -
Mean.
| II am engaged to six young men, -
wrote young lady to an editor, and
wanted to know whether she was do
ing right. He said she was. "Think, .
said he, show much better it is to
make six young men happy by being
engaged to them than to make one
poor fellow miserable by marrying
m."-Humbolt Journal
| + +
Would Ringside Seats Be Safe?
Jim Manahan, for long time g
disturbing element in the democratic
party, and who is now filling similar
position with the republicans, has an
nounced his candidacy for the republi
can nomination for governor. Grea
Cats! Wouldn't it be fine old SCRAP
| if Jim could be nominated by the re
publicans and Dan Lawler by tn,
democrats We'd all want ring-sid,
| seats.-Albert Lea Standard.
i + + +
i Right You Are.
! The man who is not an advocate O.
good roads, and who believes that tn
ordinary country road 11ninnrovod i