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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-18

take more than "A passing interest,
The men who play are in the prime
of life. There are few If any of
them under % and from 80 to 40 seems
to be the average age, Many of the
players have gained renown at school
or college on baseball teams, and they
seem To find just as much pleasure
and excitement in the game as they
did when they We're schuolhoys. one
hears SO much If the great love of
sport in Europe, and so much is con-
stantly being said and written as to
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-18

Twelfth Regiment Armory; hut never
a week goes by without one being
played. There is grand stand of the
most primitive kind on the bali field
and the benches are always filled with
most Interested spectators, men and
women, who apparently find baseball
games quite as exciting as their fore
fathers found the old village game of
"rounders." Any one who says that
New Workers cannot enjoy the simple
life should take an afternoon off and
sit on this same grand stand, where he
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-18

the Calumet Club and Justice Kerr
nochan OF the Knickerbocker Club.
The first games were played in n va
cant lot at Thirtieth street. Now the
organization Is well established and
most successful and consists Of five
clubs-the Knickerbocker, the Calu-
met, the Union, the University and the
Racquet and the officers of the Twelfth
Regiment, y. q. n. Y. When the
weather and the ground make il an
absolute impossibility to play in the
field the game takes place in the
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-18

avenue, on the block between Sew
enty-first and Seventy-second streets.
This fence has been all winter the Obj
ject OF much interest to those who
have not known what was going on
behind II and to those keenly excited
passengers on the tops Of the Fifth
avenue buses who have caught
glimpse OF the field from time to time
and heard shouts of encouragement
IRON what were assuredly rooters.
The lnterclub League was started
three years ago by Justice Corr.gan OF
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-18
Copyright American Press Association,

n ASEBALI. in winter in New
* York city by an organiza-
- ton exclusive, but with all the
enthusiasm and interest that
attends any Of the famous games: and
'hs IN IN" very heart Of the city and
prayed on vacant lot on Fifth avenue.
Gan such thing be in this suppos-
ediy enete town? 1t can be, and it
IN, and every Saturday afternoon all
WINTER long these games, have been
played behind the high board fence
surmonnted with wire netting on Fifth
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-04-18

the delight that for,.-'',- ....
pie pleasures at which N'N }
would scuff Could auN,aH-
simpler than such "a h.~r..
Could anythiuE be- 80. ia u
SURROUNDINGS? And This
of ground surrounded lN o..
men worth many m.'-u.~
Central Park at - n"-'
location, while the mon W..
most without exception
means AT their Cummaud few
of sport they may d'~lr',
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-14
BENNINGTON BRIEFS
News of the Town and Village Tola
Briefly for Busy Readers

Mems union suits special 45c at
the New York store. ADV.
For good shoes at lowest prices
visit the New York shoe department.
Adv.
Just received at Joe Levins line
of mems fine pongee sport shirts
which will be sold at SO cents. Adv.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. Walsh of New
York and Mrs. c. j. Wheeler of Sche
nectady are guests of the Misses
Grennan on Spring street.
Womens pumps, colonials and OK
fords $500 value, special $3.50 at the
New York stores shoe department
Adv.
Mems black and tan shoes, white
rubber soles and heels, $500 value
special $500. Boys shoes SIZE value
IS1.25 at the New York stores shoe
department. Adv.
The Ladies' Aid society of the Bap
fist church will hold a lawn party
Friday afternoon and evening on the
church lawn. Music will be furnish
ed by the Y. NJ. c. A. orchestra. Adv
2St:
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-14
DEADLY BORDER BARRIER
Electrically Charged Wire Said to be
Killing Belgian Refugees.

The Hague, (via London,) July lS.
Reports from the Belgian-Du
frontier say that many persons are
being killed by high-voltage electric
wire fence which has been construct
ed by the Germans along the entire
border.
Every morning, it is asserted, there
are found half dozen to dozen
charred bodies of Belgian peasants
including women and children, who
during the night attempted to cross
the fence and were killed by the cur,
rent.
Berlin, via Sayville, l.. l., July IA
Norway, Sweden and Denmark have
united in a protest against the con
tinued interference with shipping
by war vessels.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-14
29c to SIS. Is
Colonial Rog Rugs c

sig. 9 by IL feet to single door
nats-a wide range of in. between
SIS Also CIRCULAR and oblopg
oval Jap rag Rugs.
COCOA. r UBBER and WIRE
MArS-CHlN 4 S + and JAP
ANESE Mat,ings and Rugs in
quaint designs. Very inexpensive.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-14
hicago Z, PHILADELPHIA 0.
National League

Pittsburg ,, Boston l (first camel.
Boston Z, Pittsburg 6 tsecond
game).
Philadelphia 8, St Louis 0.
Cincinnati 3. Brooklyn l.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-14
Baskets, Hampers, M tting-

covered and Cedar Chests are
both useful and ornamental on the
porch or inside the Summer home.
We've a pleasing showing.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-14

Hanan1ocks

Couch Hammocks ten styles
$3.50 to $40 so.
Woven Hammooks- very attrac-
tive colors $1.o5 TO $3.50.
HAMMOCK STANDS So 90 and
$2.95.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-14
BIG LEAGUE BASE BALL
American League

Boston Z, Cleveland first camel.
Cleveland 6, Boston (second game)
Detroit 3, New York 2 first game).
New York 10, Detroit 8 tsecond
5ame).
Washington 3, st. Louis 9 tirst
same).
Chicago 7, Philadelphia 0.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-14
Yankee Doodle Cushions

silk floss filler covering OF nice.
bright, clean, new woven rags.
Very seiviceable. Also Yamato
Jap Cushions. Either sort CSC
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-14
Beautiful Japanese Porch

Furniture = made fro m cane
and rushes of an indescribable
soft grey green co or. Some OF
the choicest bits of our own inn
portation still here. Chairs. set
tees, stands. tables and wired cleo
trio lamps.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-14

"Manila DotOn" Cushions will
not mat. Covered with a good
white cambria. Plump. live filling.
Squares 10 to "a inch, also oblong
shapes--25c to t9c.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-14

FOR SALE-One Kelsey hot air heat
err in perfect condition, including
registers and piping. VIII sell COM
plete for one-half price of heater
alone. Inquire of l.. L. Gokay at
Gokav's drug store. este
LOST-On Monday, July IL, shoe
box labelled 81 Altman & Co.." and
contained pair ladies new black
calf Oxford ties. VIII the finder
please send postal to Mrs. o. M Bar
Der, Bennington, VT. 2St2
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-14
The Drysdale Store
The Store of Service to Housekeepers
The Piazza is the
"Handshake' of the
House Beautiful

Women who take pride in their
Summer homes insist upon their porches
being invitingly and comfortably attrac-
tive. They know it the first place vlsl-
tors see. They also know the persist
ency OF first impressions.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-14
Porch Screens

We specialize in "Cliptwqod" and
'Vudors brown or green painted
Widths 4 SO $40 feet. Now priced
at
$I.95 to $4.95
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-14
.Japanese Printed Cotton

Table Covers. scarfs. squares.
do;lies. ETC., add a pleasing r,noh
OF contrasting color to your piazza
furnishings. We've a nice collec-
ton.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-14
Crex and other Rugs

p,airie grass RUGS in wide variety
plain or stenciled designs-green.
brown. Broad variety in every SIZE
18-inch to 9 by IL feet
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28
Formal Notification Is Delivered
in Vienna by Government.
ITALIAN CHASSEURS DRIVE OUT PATROL
Thirty Thousand Italian Residents Are
Detained and Fate Of 600 Who
Left Trieste Is Unknown.

Rome, via Paris -Contemporaneous-
iy with the issuance Of general mo
bilization order, the Italian govern.
ment Sunday night officially announced
that it had declared war against Aus
trial Hungary.
The first skirmish of the Italo-Aus.
trian war occurred between Italian anc
Austrian troops at Forcellini di Mon
tozzo, in the pass between Point di
Legno and Pejo.
An Austrian patrol crossed the from
tier, but was attacked by Italian Al
pine Chasseurs and driven back over
the border.
Baron Won Macchio, the Autro-Hun-
garian ambassador to Italy, received
his passports at 8 80 o'clock.
The Italian ambassador at Vienna,
Baron Avarna, has been recalled.
The report reaching Rome that the
German and Austrian governments
have prevented 10000 Italians from
leaving the.territory of those countries
has created a profound impression
here.
The Giornale d'Italia declines to be-
lievs the truth Of this report, not only
because this would be opposed to the
rights of nations, but for the reason
that the Italian government not only
permitted the departure Of Austrian
and Germans from Italian soil, but
protected these nationals.
From the Austrian side of the from
tier, news reaches Udine that the Ital-
ian residents are actually being hunt
ed, that the fate of 600 who left
Trieste, hoping to reach Italy is un-
known and that the greatest anxiety
for their safety is felt.
At Rovigno, in Istria, 62 Italian
citizens have been arrested. These
include the mayor, Signor d'Avanzo,
and the secrearty of the municipality.
All Italian citizens residing near the
Notifications of Polo have been taken
into custody by the police and at Cor
mons, on the frontier, 1000 Italians,
for the most part women and children,
have been concentrated and prevented
from leaving the territory.
A Verona dispatch says that Mario
Weber, of Trieste, who, notwithstand-
ing his German name, was an ardent
Italian, enlisted in the French army
when the war began. He was taker
prisoner by the Germans and when il
was learned that he had resided il
Trieste he was handed over to the Aus
trian authorities and was hanged Al
Linz.
The town of Trent, one of AUSTRIA
strongly fortified towns, has been ter
rifed by the explosion of mines, with
which the military authorities were
destroying houses, bridges and every
thing within the fortified zone that
might interfere with future artillery
actions.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28
y Mills Buying Wool.

The Eastern Oregon wool market is
still inactive. A number of buyers are
out, but they are making no deter
mined effort tosprocure wool, and the
growers seem content to await the
regular sales days before offering their
clips. The rain and cold weather has
delayed shearing for over week and
some of the scheduled public sales will
be postponed until later date.
In western Idaho, little business
has been done on the basis of 20 to 25
cents in the grease, the secured cost
being estimated at about 65 to 81
cents.
Wool purchases in Utah to date are
estimated at over 100000 pounds
The recent buying has been on the
basis of 20 to % cents for fine and q
to 25 cents for medium, the secured
basis being go cents and upward fol
fine and 81 to SO cents for medium
Dealers have offered 25 cents freely ir
the Soda Springs and Triangle section
and have obtained some wool, though
most growers ask more. The famous
wool clip was among those sold at
Soda Springs.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28
Eruption Of Mount Lassen TefrOri1e
Residents Of Hat Creek Valley, Cal

Redding, Cal.-Lassen Peak poured
out another large eruption of ink-black
smoke Sunday night, it was reported
by returning automobile parties late
Monday, who said that a rift in the
rain clouds when they were at Viola
had shown pillows of smoke ascending
to considerable height.
The volcanic avalanche from the
crater of the peak was diverted in its
ruinous rush into old lava beds and the
lower part of the fertile Hat Creek
valley was temporarily saved from the
threatening food. In spite Of the lull
in Lassen's activity, feeling of ter
ror prevailed throughout the danger
zone and more than 100 refugees re-
fused to return to their homes.
Renchers took advantage Of the
MOUNTAINS somnolence to return to
their lands and drive their stock off to
the high lands.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28
I6o Prize Chickens Lost.

Kennewick, Wash. = The houses,
coops, pens and practically the entire
flock of pure-bred White Leghorn
chickens owned by Mounsey Bros. on
their poultry ranch. three miles west of
town were destroyed by fire one night
this week. The incubator-house, in
which is located mammoth SOO-egg
incubator, was saved, however. One
hundred and fifty birds, many of which
were prize-winners and with splendid
laying records, were burned, while less
than two dozen birds escaped. Noun
sey Bros. for number Of years have
been the largest breeders of fancy
poultry in this section and among the
largest in the state. Hardly enough
of their famous strain has been left to
start another flock. R. G. Mounsey,
manager, announced that they will
start another flock.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28
Aidjnu the Memory.

Concentration and practice are the
chief needs in memorizing poetry and
dramatic lines. Competition seems to
be the best way to stimulate concen-
tration in children If they are not suf-
fering from nervous troubles, and
youngsters will find 1t most interest
ing to do these memory feats against
time. A race to learn poem may be
as interesting as a hundred-yard dash.
Adding columns Of figures against
time is not only interesting but ex-
ceedingly practical.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS

Portland-W Wheat: Bluestem, S1.16
forty-fold, S1.14; club, Sill; rec
Fife, $1.06; red Russian, $1.04.
Millfeed-Spot prices: Bran, $26.
50@27 ton; shorts, S27. 7.50@28; ROLLED
barley, $27. .50@2S.50.
Corn Whole, $35 ton; cracked, $36
Hay-Eastern Oregon timothy, Sill
ole ton; valley timothy, $12@12.50
grain hay, s1O@12; alfalfa, $l2.5O@
1880.
Vegetables ~ Cucumbers, Oregon
75c@$1. 10 dozen; artichokes, 75c doz
en-; tomatoes, SIS crate; cabbage, q
@34c pound; celery, So. so crate; heat
lettuce, $1.25@2.25 crate; spinach, s,
pound; rhubarb, 1@1ac pound; as
paragus, 75c@$1.25; eggplant, 25t
pound; peas, 7@7ac pound; beans, II
@12c; carrots, $1.50@1.75 sack
beets, $1.50@2; turnips, $1.50@2.
Green Fruits Strawberries, Ore.
gon, 75c@1.5O crate; apples, $1@1.7t
box; cranberrries, $11@12 barrel
cherries, Oregon, S@10c pound; Cali
fornia, S1.5O@1.75 box; gooseberries,
4@5c pound.
Potatoes-old, $1.75@2 sack; new,
5@5ac pound.
Eggs = Fresh Oregon ranch, case
count, 19c; candled, zoe dozen.
Poultry ~ Hens, 12@13c; broilers,
18 1 25c; turkeys, dressed, % a 24c;
live, 1s q zoe; ducks, old, 9 q 12ci
young, 18@2Oc; geese, 8@9c.
Butter = Creamery prints, extras,
25c pound in case lots; &c more in less
than case lots; cubes, 213@22ac.
Veal-Fancy 10@11c pound.
Pork-Block, 10@10ac pound.
Hops - 1914 crop, 10@10ac pound
contracts, lie pound.
Wool = Eastern Oregon, medium,
25c; Eastern Oregon, fine, 18@20c;
valley, 23@28c; mohair, new clip, 32l
@33c.
Cascara bark-Old and new, 4@43c
pound.
Grain bags-Nominal, 74@7ac.
Cattle-Best steers, $7.50@8.20;
choice, $7@7.50; medium, $6.75@7;
choice cows, $6.25@6.80; medium, SIS
@5.75; heifers, $5@6.75; bulls, $3.50
@5.75; stays, $5@6.75.
Hogs - Light, $7.15@8.25; heavy,
So. 50@7.35.
Sheep = Sheared wethers, Sc OF;
sheared ewes, $4@5.75; sheared lambs,
$6@7.50, Full wools 81 higher.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28
War Cost in Year Figured

Paris b. Captain Edmond Thery,
widely known as an economist, esti-
mates that the total military expendi-
lures for the first year Of the war will
be 80 billion francs ($l0, 900, 900, 0e0)
for the seven allies and 81 billion
francs (S7, 400, 900. .0OO for Germany,
Austria and Turkey. This makes an
average Of 1880, 900, 900 francs (S1,-
440, 900, ,000) month, 242, 900, 000
francs (4s, 400, O00) a day, 10000, 0Oo
francs ($2, 2,000,0o0) an hour. He be
lieves Great Britain, France and Rus
sia can support the strain more easily.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28

energy. There was always fear and
dread In my mind, / had cold, nervous,
weak spells, hot flashes over my body.
Ihad place in my right side that was
90 sore that I could hardly bear the
weight Of my clothes. / tried medicines
and doctors, but they did me little good,
and never expected to get out again.
got Lydia u. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and Blood Purifier, and GER
tainly would have been in grave or in an
asylum II your medicines had not saved
me. But now I can work all day, sleep
well at night, eat anything want, have
no hot flashes or weak, nervous spells.
All pains, aches, fears and breads are
gone, my house, children and husband
are no longer neglected, as am almost
entirely free Of the bad symptoms had
before taking your remedies, and all is
pleasure and happiness In my home. -
Mrs. JOSIE HAM, R. r. D. /, Box 22,
Shamrock, Missouri.
Ifyou want special advice write
Lydia Il. Pinkham Medicine Co.,
tconfdentian Lynn, Mass.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28
odd Wedding Custom.

In northern Africa they have way
OF providing for the wedding Of their
daughters that Is interesting. When
the guests arrive man at the door
receives the pence they give. and
writes it down in a book. Thisaneana
that when any Of these guest have
a wedding the host will give s6h Of
them just what they gave hif8 AZ
it is, the guests pay for the wedding,
and each one has either already re-
ceived as much as no gives Or viii
receive 1t later ON. VII
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28
Muabrooma somewhat NeaIected.

The artificial production OF musn-
rooms is carried on in Europe to an
extent never attempted here, though
the growing of them In America is
rapidly increasing, mushroom barns
being available in cellars, caves,
stables, fields, outhouses of all kinds.
1t is one of the many attractive spec
tacles of the great markets OF Paris
to see high pyramids of mushrooms,
fresh from the FARMS" white as snow
and of whose luscious edible qualities
there can be no doubt.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28
waIIa waIla Has Heavy Rains.

Walla Walla-Rains of the last two
weeks have practically insured a rec
ord wheat crop in the Prescott district
unless unfavorable weather conditions
should prevail later during the grow
ing and maturing season, says E. H..
Leonard, manager of the Portland
Flour Mills, of Prescott. S. G. Con-
rad, a Freewater district farmer here,
said that exceptionally heavy rains in
the Freewater and Hudson Bay sec
tions have leveled much alfalfa, and
farmers are expecting to have some
difficulty in harvesting the first crop.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28

Some blood disorders become deeply
rooted in the glands and tissues. and the
mistake is made Of resorting to drastic
drugs. These only aggravate by causing
other and worse troubles. A host Of peo-
pie know this to be true. They know
from painful experience.
To get righ. down into where the blood
Is vitiated requires S. S. S. the greatest
blood purifier ever discovered.
This remarkable remedy contains one
ingredient, the active purpose OF which is
to stimulate the tissues TO the healthy
selection Of its own essential nutriment
and the medicinal elements Of this match.
less blood purifier are just as essential to
well balanced-health as the nutritious
elements Of the meats. grains, fats and
sugars Of our daily food.
Not only this. but II from the presence
OF some disturbing poison there is a local
or general Interference OF nutrition to
cause boils. carbuncles. abscesses and
kindred troubles. 9. Q. Q. so directs the
local cells that this poison u rejected and
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28
N, "pauobter.In.Lsw.r

My husband and I had Just been
married and my small brother-ln,law
overheard his mother refer to me as
my daughter-in-law." A short time
after thatthe little fellow visited me
in my new home, and upon sending
him to the store the groceryman, see
}ing he was a stranger, said: well, lit
tile boy, I'haye never seen you before.
Do you live in this neighborhood?"
mo. sir" said the child, "but my
daughter-in-law lives across the
street and am visiting her."
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28
italians Close TO Enemy.

London = Austrian and Italian
forces are facing each other at some
places only half-mile apart" says
the Geneva correspondent Of the Daily
Express. "The forces at the front
are estimated at a million men on each
side. The Austro-German headquar-
ters' staff has arrived at Trent and the
Austrians have mounted artillery in
the Stelvio Pass. A continuous
stream Of troops from the Tyrol is ar
rivin9 near the Italian frontier" ]"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28

eliminated from their presence.
Then. too. s. s. s. has such specific
stimulation on these local cells as to pre-
serve their mutual welfare and q proper
relative assistance to each other.
In very brief time s. s. s. has the
reconstructive process so under control
that remarkable changes are observed. All
eruptive places heal, mysterious pains and
aches have disappeared, and from head to
foot there is a conscious sensation Of re-
newed health.
From the fact that 8. s. s. Is purely
botanical preparation, 1t is accepted By
the weakest stomach and has great tonic
influence Not one drop Of drugs or
minerals Is used in its preparation. Ask
for S. 8. s. and insist upon having il.
And II you desire skillful advice upon any
matter concerning the blood and skin
write to The Swift Specific Co. eos Swim
Bldg, Atlanta. Ca. Do not allow some
jealous clerk to isrrup the atmosphere n
eioquence over something s-Just az goods
as S. s, g. Beware e an eeuntsrfsitA
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28

The truly efficient man is so much
of a unit, 30 absorbed in his vocation.
that the selfconsciousness due to self
analysis, which eats up strength, is un-
known to him. II q fellow does
thing well he is caught in the arms
Of a Joy that takes his mind away from
himself; If badly, he becomes cor
roded by anxiety.-Bishop Brent.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28
Pope Jussifes Position.

Paris - A dispatch to the Temps
from Rome says: "It is announced
that Pope Benedict has prepared doc
ument justifying the Vatican for its
decision to maintain absolute neutral
ity, but leaving Italian Catholics free
to act in the war according to their
own desires, without engaging the re-
sponsibility of the Holy See. It is
said that the Pope will protest formally
against the expulsion of the Austrian
ambassador and the German ministers
accredited to the Vatican, declaring
that it is contrary to the guarantees =
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-05-28
Bound to Be Seen.

Little Mr.. Einstein, a travelling
salesman, found himself far away
from home, and naturally very lone
some. He knew not soul in the ho-
tel at which he was staying and he
decided that he must attract some at
tention at any cost. Presently bell
hop came through the lobby paging a
Mr.. Murphy. "Mr. Murphy" he shout
ed. At this point Mr.. Einstein jumped
up and hollered: Say, boy, vat ini-
tials?'-Everybody'