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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-27
M1OMen tss!2 SgS lnTeRes S
Dorothy Dix on 'Women's
Lack of Humor"

change life from a tragedy into a
farce comedy.
Everything depends on the point of
view, and If women can only learn
to look at matrimonial contretemps
humorously instead of pessimisticaily
their happiness and peace of mind
are assured. For example, take the
very common case of the husband who
stays out at night with the boys, and
comes home gloriously tanked up.
Very few wives have ever seen
anything in that situation except tears
and anguish. Yet on the stage the
maudlin fellow with his hat smashed
in, his collar off, who staggers around
from one side to the other, is con-
sidered so eXcruciatingly amusing
that he gets round after round of
applause.
If women's sense of humor has
reached the point where they can see
joke in a beating, may we not an
ticipate the day when the drunkard's
wife will joyously wait up for her
spouse's return for the purpose of
laughing at his funny efforts to find
the keyhole, and thus one of the
common sorrows of life be elimi-
mated?
How much, too, it would do to
brighten life If wives could only learn
about the household bills as mere
facetiousness! 1t is really, when you
come to think of it, absurdly funny,
for man to ask his wife what she
did with that quarter he gave heI
week before last, or to expect her to
keep house on air, and it's nothing
but women's lack of the sense OF
human that has prevented them from
enjoying these domestic jokes.
n n nnnFf
jester to his wife, and she regarded
his criticism on her housekeeping and
his filings at her lack of management
and her general vanity, and weak
nesses as an amusing monologue, de-
livered for her special regaling, she
would save herself many a pang she
now suffers. 1t is better to laugh
than to cry, and to have your funny
bone tickled than it is to have your
feelings hurt.
7 And think of the hilarious time
women could have if, instead of being
worried into their graves by their
Noras, and Hildas, and Dinahs, and
their in-laws, they could see that the
servant problem, and the mother-in-
law question are funny instead OF
tragical and that in wrestling with
them they are being permitted to dip
into two OF the perennial fountains
of humor. Likewise, that when theiI
children are bad and mischievous
they should laugh with them, as with
the Katzenjammer Kids in private
life.
In all good truth, women have al
ways taken themselves too seriously
and an appreciation of humor would
save them much trouble. And II
would prevent them from making
fools of themselves so many, many
times.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-27
BY DOROTHY DIX

To everyone who takes an altruistic
interest in the feminine sex it is
bound to be a matter Of profound re-
sret that women have so little sense
OF humor. They miss such a good
Joke in not being able to see them
selves.
What else, for instance, has ever
been SO sardonically humorous as the
spectacle presented by the suffragettes
of starving themselves to death to
spite government that wouldn't give
them the vote?
Or what could be more amusing
than woman's idea of enjoying her
self at her club by sitting up and
listening to a deathly dull essay on
the Ancient Byzantine Empire" that
some sister clubwoman has dug out
of the encyclopedia?
And isn't it a scream that the ma
4ority of middle aged wives are aetu-
ally going through all sorts of tortur-
l1ng exercises, and enduring starva-
;tion diets in order TO keep themselves
thin and 1.-the to retain the affection
of fat, bald, rheumatic, bay windowed
Husbands?
These and a hundred other femi-
nine peculiarities-to say nothing Of
Ehe spectacle of a stout lady in the
present style high water skirt-add
TO the gaiety of nations, and 1t is
heartbreaking to reflect that the poor
dears, who furnish so much amuse-
ment to others. miss the joke them
selves.
1t is, therefore, gratifying to no
tice that the feminine bump of humor
rs beginning to grow, and that lovely
woman is at last coming to the place
where she can enjoy q joke on her
self, which is, as every one will agree,
the acid test of genuine appreciation
of fun.
The proof of this is furnished by
lady who recently had her husband
ARRESTED after he had beaten her
every day for week until she was
battered and blue and had both eyes
Ibunged up.
At the trial, however, she with
klrew her charge of assault and bat
tery, stating, in explanation of her
change of position, that she had found
lout that her husband was merely
whipping her for fun, and to prove
to a friend with whom he had made
a wager that he could beat her every
day for a month. Had I known that
at the time" added the humor-loving
wife, "I should not have had him
arrested, but would have helped him
Ito win his bet, but the miX-up came
through his not having let me in on
the joke!"
OF course, many husbands COM
Dplain that their wives do not catch
hhe point of their witticisms, and so
hhe wife who can take q drubbing as
Ia playful bit of repartee will GER
1ainly do much toward making matri-
mony a merry jest. This new atti-
tude of women should be hailed with
rapture, for there is no doubt that it
will do more than anything else to
lessen the domestic tension and
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-27
County Boys Take Honors
at Conway Hall This Year
SbeeiaI 10 The TeIegrohh

Carlisle, Pa, May 27.-County boys
have secured the majority Of honors
for the year at Conway Hall, accord
ing to the, statement of standing
made to-day by DR.. w. A. Hutchison,
headmaster of the institution. George
Rupp of Shiremanstown, has secured
the Valedictory grafton for the COM
mencement exercises to be held next
Wednesday and has the highest grade
for the four years, and honor orations
have been assigned to the following Tor
class standing: Joseph HtlIbush,
Newville; Ira Pimm, Camden, N j.;
Robert Reiner, Muir; Clyde Sheaffer,
Shiremanstown; Kenneth Steck, Car
lisle. The commencement exercises
begin Saturday, May 30, and continue
until Wednesday when the annual
commencement will be held.
The class this year is large one,
and numbers the following:
George w. Blair. Cresson; George
Bacon, Laurel, Del; Rollin Clark,
Mansfield Center, Conn; Abe Goldin,
Shenandoah; Roscoe Gougler Harris
burg; Dallas Gangewer. Allentown;
Joseph Hillbush, Newviile; Whiting
Herrick. st. Marys Evans Sandy.
Chester; Ernest Kemp, Nanticoke;
James Lupfer. Bellwood; Frank Mar
tin, Easton, Robert Mumper, Mechan-
icsburg.
Louis MacGregor, Carlisle John H.
Metzger, Rebersburg; Ira Pimm,
Camden, n. J.; Roy Pickens, Bell
wood Robert Reiner, Muir; Charles
Reed, Mt. Carmel; George Rupp,
Shiremanstown; Leon Speck, Carlisle;
Alton Simpson, Pittsburgh; Luis Ser
rano, Ecuador, s. A.; Kenneth Steck.
Carlisle: Clyde Sheaffer, Shiremans-
town; George Sweitzer, Plymouth; ;
Thurslow Todd, Philipsburg; Richard
| Vaughan, Royersford.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-27
Temporary Receiver Asked
For African Ostrich Co.
Special TO The Telegraph

sunbury, Pa. May 27.-A tempo
rary receiver for the African Ostrich
Farm and Feather Company has been
asked for by creditors of the concern
which formerly maintained offices at
Harrisburg and still operates an os-
trich farm" adjoining Paxtang Park.
A hearing in an equity proceeding
will be hled Monday. Collusion and
fraud on the part of the management
has been charged by holders of some
Of the stock, and Judge Wilmer de-
ferre6 action on the request for a
temporary receiver until that time as
the stockholders have also asked that
a receiver be appointed. The direc-
tors at a meeting last Saturday Joined
in the request for a temporary re-
ceiver. Claim, however, was made at
the time that the company is not in
solvent.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-27
S12,494 GIVEN FOR
RELIEF WORK HERE
Nearly All of This Sum Was Spent
For Wages and Material For
10000 Pieces of Supplies

Citizens of Harrisburg and vicinity
contributed $12.494.97 to the work of
the Home and War Relief Committee
during the past winter.
Just S11, 1,906.61 was spent in wages
for needy women and for materials
upon which they sewed.
Forty thousand one hundred and
sixteen pieces of supplies were made
up by the paid workers, volunteers and
committee workers.
Citizens contributed $5,99S.60 in the
house-to-house canvass made during
the winter.
Four hundred and six families re-
cefved wages ranging from 81 to SO
each week during the fifteen-week
period.
Those are some of the figures and
facts regarding the wonderful relief
work done last winter which were
made public yesterday evening by
Mrs. Lyman d. Gilbert, chairman of
the executive committee.
The report expresses the thanks of
the committee to the public for its aid
in the great work and also makes
special mention of the better under
standing that the work brought about
between those who were asking for
work and those who were giving 1t
out "
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-27
Class Dinner to Mark
Start of commencement
Exercises at Academy

Commencement exercises of the Har-
risburg Academy. which will begin Fri
day evening with class dinner at the
harrisburg Country Club, will con-
rtinue until Thursday morning. June 3.
K Air and Mrs. Arthur +. Brown will
class, members of the faculty and the
trustees of the Academy. Saturday
evening, at 8 o'clock. On Sunday
evening, at 1880 o'clock, the Rev. DR..
John D. Fox pastor of Grace Methodist
Episcopal Church, will preach the bac-
calaureate sermon. The comm
o'clock. A feature of the exercises
will be baseball game between the
sixth form and the faculty next We'd
evening, at Sis o'clock, las You Like
1t, viii be played by the Deyereux
Company on the Academy CAMPUS. The
exercises will terminate Thursday
morning, June 8. with commencement
exercises at the Majestic Theater.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-27
AUTO PLUNGEs INTo RIVER
Car Gets Beyond Control OF Lad Who
Changes Gear

Wilkes Barre, Pa, May 27.-Chang.
ing a gear on his fathers automobile
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-27
By MAY MANTON

Flounced skirts are extremely fashion,
able and they will be extensively used
both for dancing and afternoon gowns.
This one is attractively graceful for the
widths of the founces are just those to give
the best effect of the figure. There is a
three-piece foundation which can be
made plain or with accordion plated
ruffle joined to the lower edge. The
founces are all straight and are arranged
on indicated lines. The finish can be
made either at the high or at the natural
waist line. In the illustration are shown
two suggestions, one for bordered ma
twrial, one for plain and still another
effect can be obtained by making the
two lower founces of soft satin, such as
salome or charmeuse, with the upper
hounce of crepe de chine trimmed with a
deep band of the charmeuse and using
the skirt in combination with blouse
made of crepe. Any band trimming can be
used for plain material and if suitable
fabric is chosen, the edges of the fiounces
can be scalloped, for scallops are to be
much used throughout the season and
make an extremely attractive finish.
For the medium size will be required,
for the skirt as yds. of material SO or a.
in. wide, With 5I yds. of embroidery or
lace Io% in. wide and 212 yds. AZ in.
wide. or S yds. of material az in. wide,
~ yds. SO. 81 yds. a., for the founces.
The pattern $500 is cut in sizes from
"a to ga in. waist measure. 1t will be
mailed to any address by the Fashion
Department Of this paper, or receipt a
ten esSts for eacA.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-27
which had been left standing by the

which had been left standing by the
chauffeur to-day in front of the home
of Lyman H. Howe, the moving pic
ture producer, of this city, Harold
Howe was unable to control the ma
chine, which, after dashing across
fashionable Riverside Drive, plunged
over the bank, 80 feet, to the Susque-
hanna river and lodged in nineteen
feet of water. Young Howe was able
to extricate himself. swim to the sur
face and then to shore, short dis
tance away. The machine has been
recovered.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-27
WRECK CAUSES DEATH
Stecial to Tic Trleerabh

Hagerstown. Md. May 27.-Excite-
ment caused by a wreck caused the
sudden death of Conductor Lewis Van
Dean, an employe of the Baltimore
and Ohio railroad at Brunswick yester-
day. The train of which Dean had
charge, met with a slight wreck near
Germantown and he was thrown
against the side of the caboose.
Shortly after Dean was taken sudden
ly i'll and his collapse was followed by
death.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-27
TO KEEP TREASURER'S OFFICE
OPEN FOR TAN DELINQUENTS

Beginning tonight, City Treasurer
o. NJ. Copelin will keep his office open
from 7.30 to o'clock to accommodate
the citizens who have not yet paid
their personal school taxes for 1914
The same hours will hold good to-
morrow and Saturday evenings The
office will also be open from 2.30
o'clock until g.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-27
MINISTER ACCEPTS GALL
Special to The Telegrdbh

Little Britain, May 27-The Rev.
Alexander Thompson. pastor of the
Little Britain Presbyterian Church,
has accepted the call to become the
pastor of the Presbyterian Church at
Westfeld, New York. He is a gradu-
ate of the Princeton University and
has been apstor. here for six and a-half
years.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-27
'EsMERALDA' AT NORMAL
Special TO The Telegraph

shippensburg, Pa. May 27.-Prep-
arations are being made for the
Alumni play, which will be given at
Normal school on Alumni Day, June
|22. The title is Esm eralda. The
play is under the direction of Miss
Stroh.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-05-27
WOMAN FALLS FROM PORCH
Soseiol 10 The TeIcryotL

Marietta May 27.-Mrs. William
Appley, living near town. yesterday
fell from. high porch and was badly
injured. Her left arm was broken at
the elbow, and she is hurt internally.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-12-09
9a6 Sem 4. gft baben Sic Meuraye Zen genug 1n6 6rudeu T6 i1eungtl

sic boben es eilig, mein @err
Sdtpiegeriobn," iprad ingrimmiq
8efer.
uSie moute11 ldon i'm @ittter nit
bnn6erttauien6 Marf na9 Nmerita.
1ie &%eile5eit lit iett giinitiger, id
ratbe Sbnen, tie 81 beniiten."
Sic bei6en Mai1urer trafen iid) mie
5met feinolibe &lingen, IN 6iei em
Magenbltd ntaBen iie lire &rafte, 1n6
geder ie1pfte fem unitetes Muge Dor
SEM flaren, 6ur66ringen6en 8lid iei=
mes @egeniibers. ST tpuBte, 6aB er
auf bas bauen fonnte, mas iener
fprad, ser junge Mam imponierte
ibuL uno mor eS mtrfli6 aufmauen=
6es @efMbl o0er @el1delei, er 1tredte
linn pl0bli6 sic @an6 fin un6 iagte:
SD mim tbnn, 1pas Sic berlan=
gen. Meine @an6 6ara11f, iie lit nidt
rein, ober iie fat gebiBt, lit barter
3u9tbausarbeit. Ma9en sic meine
|So9ter gludlid, i9 it0re Sic rrt9t
mebr."
Doftor &riiger ergriff obne So
germ Sic @an6 6es ebemaligen 31ebt=
bauslers un6 ertpi6erte 6e1r Drnd
6erielben.
u@ut. &ommen sic i%ibernrorgen
GIT mir nnb bolea1 sic 6as Motb=
tpen6ige 311r &eiie na6 Me>p Sort
qb."
Ser &edtsontpalt berabidiebete
iid Damn frr5 ur6 idriH 6em &a1rie
5u, mabren6 8eder langiam Sen Cor
ten berlieB. Setne &oQe in 8erIin
mor ausgeipielt. Sebt galt es> in
Nem Oorf elm 1reueS 2eben begimen.
@tpas pie @raa1en befiel i'm pl0b=
lid, es tpm linn, als girge er ieinem
@erbangniB e%ntgegen, NOR eS S11r6t
Dor 6em Meere, tpar es ser @eoonfe
an Dos nnbefannte, 6em er g%egeniiber
treten tpMr6e, o1er etmas, mie Der
fribtes Seimtpeb, er m11Bte iid ielbit
nidt @e9enfdaft 6ariiber at geben,
aber es tuar linn 10 unbebogltd gu
Mh1tbe tpie Iange nidt. Ct iubte iei=
men iungen Breun6 @onro6 ban @gq
auf, Ser ioeben bon 8aoen=8a6en &c.
fomn1er mar, tpo er m &ennen iid
betbeiligt. @r fan6 ibn miBgeitimmt
er bate feiren @rfolg er5ielt. .,@ol6:
f1dS" batte i'm 6iesmal I'M Sti@ &C.
Iaiien.
Scum, i@ 6enfe, ndditen 5onnta@
in @omburg miro er es gut moden.
u@d65ten @onntag in &omburg?'
frogte @eder erfreut.
$50. u@ol6f16s" lit idon BORT
glei6 bon 8a6en<8a6en aus - reii,
morgen felbit bin. &ommen sic nit
lteber 8eder."
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10 tpie 10 nad11e @ode 51triid nod
Seem Sort nn6 Mermorgen mad
&amburg."
u6omos, otter Sreun6, nod Ell,
poar Iuitige Sage in &amburg Uni
btelleidt beiinne t@ MIDI un6 fabr
NIT btniiber nod 6em gelobten 2oni
l. mos? sic fiibren midi BORT in 81
@efeuiduft ein. @eriud)en mir brii
ben einmol 6os @liid BEL Sbren id0
men ~2an6smdmtnnen."
t 8eder 5og cine berlegene Miene
ober Ser @e6onte, 6en iungen @ann
/ Ser linn 10 ipmpatiid mar, in feline
Mdbe 5u bebalten, geftel linn.
r&obe einiom gelebt 6riiben :
! aber mir f0nnen es ia onbers ma
!, diem, t6rmen lnitia iein un6 in sc
| iellfd1oft geben. @ir beibe omiiiiere1
,fnS ffrn11 " mpirtp pr hnn1 hprnniin1
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-12-09

feline a1r0ere loltel nteln Metb tper:
Sen, at ienen1 Mben6 idon, ols i'd
oi6 fennen Iernte."
&dtbe lddelte iebt under Sbrdnen
lie ge6aGte ser @orte @Das> Sic iie
oamalS init ibrer @roberu1rg un6 if.
rem &ebtsan1palt geneft. 5rau @liie
frel1te iid in1ig iiber Ben 2%iebeSbnnf
Ser bei6en, rn6 lddelte &dtbe 5u:
SD puBte> 6aB eS 6od nob 10 font
men ipiir6e."
uSa, 1peil eS 10 fomn1en nu1Bte,"
erpi6erte ser &edtsantpalt, nn6 5og
feline ergliiben6e @rout at iein &er3.
Mrm in Mrm idritt SOS iunge
8ra11tpaor 6urd sic @ege 6es @m=
tens, iie bemerften beioe 1ridt 6rm1
ban egg, sic lire langittelige 2org=
nette Dor Sic Mugen bielt mn6 init Ell
nem ~Mb" freu6iglter ueberrai6ung
sic @liidliditen beobodtete, 6ie> gang
III it6 ielbit beriunfen> 1ibt 6aran
6adten, 6oB es a1Ber ibnen nod
Meniben a11f ser pl0bli6 gum 8ura=
sizes permanoelten @rbe geben Tonne.
Mber nidt 1ange tudbrte 6ies gliid=
felige @ergellen ser 8irflidfet. SSdbb
gen11g muroen tie berauSgeril1en aus
Sem Hara6ies, 6nr6 sic p10bli9 auf=
tardenoe @eitalt 6es u&entier 8eder
aus Seem Sort" sic 6em mel0en6en
9iener a1f 6em Sl1Be folgte. So6eS=
blaiie be6edte &dtbeS MntliB, nn6 fe=
lter iblang 9oftor &riiger Ben Mrm
ieiner 8ro1t in Sen ieinen, nno 10
trot er @Gtbes @ater entgegen.
u@err 8eder, @te geltatten, meine
8rm1t Sbnen bor5uiteuen; mein Ma=
ME lit &riiger, &~edtSanpalt, i6 batte
geitern idon -"
vGo, 10 =" ontmortete betroffen
ge6er 1rnb muBte nidt re6t, mie Ell
iid 5u benebmen babe.
v@eb, liebe &dtbe, geb gu 6einer
Mutter, id babe nit @errn 8ede1
5u berbm6eln."
limo @atbe ging 6em Sa1ie at
sic faltete sic &dn6e ouf Ser 8rui1
uno ibr 8Iid iudte Sen bla11en Stint
mel, Ser iid en6los iiber ibr m0lbte
v@ott, mei1r @ott, itrafe mild ni@t
6oB id 51 idtpo@ tpar, ieiner 2ieb'
at tpi6eriteben. @ib linn 6as @lud
6as er ber6ient urr6 mir 6en Srtebe1
ser @eeIe!"
@s tpar elm imbriinitiges 5lebet
zines ged%n1tigten @er5ers un6 e
6rang binauf at 6es Simmels Sober
nn6 fan6 @rbortng, idon idtpebt
sic rdGdten6e &an6 6es @@idiaIs ube,
oem &al1pte ibres id11loigen @aters
v@or ollem, @err 8e6er," begm1
Doftor &riiger un6 ieine @ttmm
flang felt un6 idarf mte frii9 &c
idliffener Stabl, ubemerfe ib, 6ai
id gan8 ge1ta11 iiber SIRE @ergangen
beit orienttert bin -"
!, vMotiirIid," unterbro@ tbn mi
!, baBIidem 9oden &dtbes Softer
: umein fl11ges E0@terlein bot sic Dor
, bereitet auf Sen @dmiegerpopa =
80 nein, ib femme sic Mften 6e
: @dhpurgeridts. Mber i6meigen mi
, ooriiber. Sic FIND o1s &err 8eder
@entier aus Seem Sort, bier aufge
!, treten. SSd modte, ooB Sic moglidI
ba16 sic &iidreiie nod Seem Sort an
+ trete1t, 1tn6 bin b~ebonmddtigt, Sbne,
6riiben cine &ente an3umeiien, 6ru
: ben in Seem Norf, beriteben Sic
t 6ier erbalten Gle nidt einen Gfenni
, mebr. Shre Observation-Disclosures I'm
. nothiqen 9apiere tperoe ib Sbne1
morgen 5riteqen -
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-12-09
&iele ainber baben @iirmer.

@irmer iin6 cine gep0bnIitbe &in-
6erfrmfbeit. Ste moden &inber mi=
oeripenitig, 11erpos un6 u1rubig,
nebit6em bero1tben lie Sen &0rper uno
Den @eiit erfriidenoer @abrung.
8eobodtet @l1er &in6. l1nteriud)t Sen
@tub1gang un6 BEL Sen erlten 3eihen
bon @iirmern gebt @11ren &inoer ei-
ne Doits &ifapoo @urmtooter. sic
to6ten sic @iirmer, arbeiten mie Elm
2arir un6 bertreiben bie @iirmer un6
bergtfteten gtoffe. @eleben bos Sp-
item un6 belfen gum Mufbou Ser @e-
iun6beit un6 Ser %5ufrie6enen Stim-
m11ng Cures &in6es. Sour 25f in
@urer Mpotbefe. - Mn3.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-03-02
SUPPLY WHEAT
is BEING HELD
(Monday's Market.)

PORTLAND, ore.-Grain trade IL
very quiet Little business Is confirm
ed from the interior either for wheat
or coarse grains. Supplies available
are naturally very limited. but even
these are not offered at the moment.
There was a bad break IN the price
Of wheat again In Chicago today and
will probably have It's influence upon
the immediate trade here. On the
other hand there can be no doubt that
the effects OF the Dardanelles has
been practically discounted by the en-
ormous break In values.
Even though the Dardanelles should
be opened, II Is a big question II the
price OF wheat will go much lower
although at the start II Is quite prob
able that bearish influence will have
fun swing for a while. More mature
judgment will bring the market back
because after all the worlds crop is
shorter than normal. while more
wheat is being wasted by was condi-
tions than would be the case IL peace
reigned.
AS long as the country is not will
ing 10 sell wheat, there can really be
no serious disturbance in values. al
though they may be placed lower on
paper.
Glover Seed-Buylng price. Nominal
No. / uncleaned. II 1-2Q12c; ordin-
AIRY. lie pound; alsike, lie.
Flour-selllng price: Patent. $3.50;
Willamette valley. 1920; local straight
$6.4O; bakers. 3IOOdI4O.
/ Hay-New crop. buying price: Will
lamette valley timothy. fancy. $3.50
N14; eastern Oregon-Idaho fancy
timothy. 1880; alfalfa. s13G1S.50;
vetch and oats, $50 10; clover. IS per
ton.
Grain sacks-is15 nominal, No.
Calcutta, Sc.
Millstuffs-selling price: Bran. $50
q3i: shorts. s33.
Rolled Barley--selling price: $500
81 per ton.
Today's session showed the greatest
break in wheat prices ever known
here. The losses for cash stuff rang
ed from lOc TO lie a bushel There
continues an unusually wide spread
between bid and ask prices. Sales for
the day included 5000 bushels May
bluestem s1.37. 5000 bushels May
fortyfold sl37. 5000 bushels April
club 11.35; 10000 bushels May red
Russion s130.
Oats bids for spot on the exchange
were {i.25 a ton lower than Saturday
while barley lost 81 a ton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-03-02
SAGE TEA TURNS
GRAY HAIR DARK
IT'S GRANDMOTHER'S RECIPE TO
BRING BACK COLOR AND
LUSTRE TO HAIR

That beautiful, even shade OF dark,
glossy hair can Inly be had by brew
Ing a mixture Of Sage Tea and Sui
phur. Your hair is your charm. IL
n:arkes or mars the face. When IL
fades. turns gray. streaked and looks
dry. wispy and scraggy, just an ap-
p,icaion or two OF Sage and Sulphur
enhances its appearance a hundred
fold.
Don't bother 10 prepare the tonic;
you can get from from any drug
store a 50-cent bottle Of "wyeth's
sage and Sulphur Compound" ready
to use. This can olways be depended
upon to bring oask the natural color.
thickness and lustre OF your hair and
rsmove dandruff. stop scalp itching
and falling hair.
Everybody uses ''Nyeth's Sage and
Sulphur because II darkens so natur-
ally and evenly that nobody can tell
II has been applied. You simply
dampen a sponge OF soft brush with
II ana draw this through the hair.
taking one small strand at a time;
bS morning the gray hair has disap-
peared. and after another applications
It becomes beautifully dark and APP
pears glossy, lustrous and abundant.