The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-07-20
WHEN A MAN is MARRIED
BY ONE WHO IS
The Yarn of the Dinghip.

I shine into the hall, madam, have her
the most remarkable invention of tn
! age Eds son, Macaroni, Tester, Jaw
D., Jay-ar, Ella Willy Wheelcox an,
Rupe Hughes amt even tyrant inventor
alongside the gent what tempered witt
his brain to give this valuable little ar
ticle to the gentle housewives of tn
world. Just a second Of your time, lady
| and I'll"
Il don't believe I'm interested" CAM
YEARLY from Myra.
why, missus w-a-i-t-a-m-i-n-i-t. YOU
are about to unpurposely offend old maj
! Opportunity. Don't forget what tn,
! good. gray poet. Walt Mason. said abou
Opportunity only slappin' your doc
| Jambs onct in a lifetime. Now is the &C
| cepted mint saith the Lord. You see
Lady. I got a intimate and abidinl
knowledge of the Good Book. Now thi:
] here little article is the greatest saver Of
time and trouble and worry ever put OF
the market. 1t will"
Again Myra interrupted the discourse
| II said / was not interested Sound:
| which reached me indicated she was at
| tempting to close the door against hi:
| foot.
/ Madam he reproachsd, in a tone
! that seemed to issue from the cellar. 81
| know you said you was not interested.
know that very Well. lady. They never
is when 1 commence, but, bless you. they
always is before I'm finished. If you
could only gaze upon the possibility OF
loss. what 10 actually a-starin' you In
the face, lady, why you'd grab this here
article out of my hand and heller for
tina police. Now this little"
We'll. what il its" came from Myra,
fuop har oil
day. I've work to do"
AT your service. madam. at your ssrv-
ice. This wonderful little article il
known to the professional and artistic
world as q dinghip."
a WHAT 1t was evident the feni-
nine curiosity had been aroused
"A dingfip-d-!-n-g- f-l-i-p--accent
on the ding. See? Ding-just like
that cartoonist calls hisself, only they's
q Zip goes with it, Its the origins al
money saver. and il works like n
washtub full OF charms, even il do
say it, lady. All you got to do Is
slip it on the cold water faucet over
the Kitchen sink. and the little lever
here gets I'D with the alarm clock
and Ii on the job. Turn the lever to
the right. SO; and you get the hottest
boilin' water you ever seen; turn the
same identical lever the other way,
and it's ice cold, like the billiards. OF
Sahara. No more gas and coal bills:
no more iceman stumblin' round on
your clean l!noleum: cooks your cab
bage, freezes the ice cream-and. lady,
It's only IS cents. Here's yours"
II don't believe want to in
vest" Myra faltered. Why Is IL that
SO many women will permit these can
vassers to take I'D their time with
such sheer nonsense as this fellow
was putting forth? j don't know. Do
you. friend husband?
Quietly ! slipped downstairs.
"sure. lady, you got IS cents. Don't
pass this glorious chance up. You
make an awful mistake If"
Suddenly he saw me and stopped.
his mouth open
Get out" I shouted. He got
'Myra. that's the way to shut them
Off, 1 said. She sighed her relief and
resumed her work, while I mountA
the stairs and looked out Of my win
dow once more.
He was ~ pondereus ~ Or. Frank
Cranes peace sssayA ~ full o.
(oh. shucks, take squiHt q ths arst