The hummer. (Houston, Miss.) 1914-19??, 1915-11-12
FIips and FIops.

ladder OF don pull up dlIeI YOU OIVO TIC
other man a chance He "rung" the bell that time
Miss Dinah Mite our OuchOus young spinster who has
refused many young SWANS has gone OFF again to another
blowout in the country So here's hoping she'll blow up
to heaven the next shot
late song goes by this name-"Were Going To Cele-
brate The End Of The War In Ragtme By that time Eu-
rope will be in RAGS enough and there won't be much
music either
Two aviators fell to their death last week Dropped
dead, to speak
Anna Held the famous actress is still holding herOwn
"a poodle dog
Headline says See Mexico For Ten Cents" Never,
not for a nice Villa would we do it.
Come quick doctor" said hurry up caller at DR..
John Walkers home Come quick wifes got the con-
Ackshuns runnn up and down her rynal cOlyum
quick and release her"
We imagine when Milton was divorced by his nagging
wife he quickly wrote Paradise RECLAIMED"
Burbank has removed the thorns from blackberry
bushes Just the chgger8 old top and your name
will ring down the centuries.
Those who forever seek soft jobs will get some hard
knocks before they hit easy street
Triumph potato raised a few feet from The Hummer
editorial den weighs exactly eight pounds Wonder how
many claim weighing more?
Headlines all over papers lately told of heavy court
stated the docket light for that So many
carried forward in some counties they three five
years behind Our husting dstrictattOrney, Hon R. H.
Knox and Judge Lee Bates is showing the country what
can be done in a room by going at it and doing
quick.
When you can't sleep at night did you notice
least listen the orchestra of farm animals? The
rooster the crOw-nOmeter announces by flap of his
wings and the resulting noise of his that by the Light of
he he hand Twill bedin
The turkey gobbes the opening and the
bones the chorus, followed by cacking hens squealng
pigs and the barking of dogs The neighbours animals all
join just about the time old horse says neigh neigh
and old hog grunts from the pain of it. Two cats
break into the chorus while knocking bird does his best
to lend enchantment the bum music of the tempo fur
oso aggravatng aggregation So just about the time you
wink wunk the old mule kicks the drum and another
midnight rhapsody feats into the whrng rhyhms of the
musical spheres
Some old wag says railroad can never cover up its
crimes because it always leaves its track
An astronomer says he has lately found a star that
has been lost for 80 years And here we have been living
all this time and not knowing that of the poor things
had lost way We guess that's the about Twinkle
twinkle little star how wonder where you are
Women have at last become watch-men in Europe
mOtermen -cOnductresses-b rake-men- police
men" maimen" and every other job formerly done by
the at the front They regulation uniforms Of
men and the suragists of London advocating mems
clothing for all women from now gOly, we'll be
driving.
Did you notice in these style magazines how the
women twist and casually hang limp spindleshank
the left side? Nux vOmica, amt it awful?
Car riding stirs up automobile. My. didn't that
make you heave almost?
Now that the doctors have cure for cancer pelOgra
and consumption please get bnsy and get serium for
grouches and grumps
Germans enter Cacak says headline Sounds like
a chicken town doesn't it,