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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04

mnscle" causing stiffness. sorcnrss
ana pain called rheumatism,
At the first twingc OF rheumatism
get from any pharmacy about -four
ounces OF Jad Salts: put tablespoon
'u' IN glass OF water aud drink be.
ioro breakfast each morning for II
week This is said 10 eliminate uric
acid by stimulating the kidneyn Ia
normal action. thus ridding tn. blood
OF these Impurities.
1ad s"lts Ia insxnensivc. harmless.
ana liz made from tho acid OF xrapcs
ana lemon juice. combined with ,ithi,
ana is used with excellent resu,ts by
thousands OF folks who arc xub,cc,
10 rheumatism. Here you have n
pleasant. cHervcsccnt Whitewater
rink which ovcrcomcs uric acid and
Is beneficial to your kidneys as we,i.
tPaid ADVERTISEMENT
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04
u. s. Officials After
"Rotten Egg Trust

Iur 'ro,a and spota" at $500 n e.s.
II 30 dozen, In consequence RAJ.
and spots from all parts of IN.
country are being shipped into chi.
tago.
Tho department Ii going 10 M,
quick action In It's camsaign aysins,
the trai'ic. Il states. Tho delay nocss.
sHry 10 secur" authorization from
Washington 10 make aeisursa OF nm.
rt shipments has been eliminated
through the cooperation OF State au.
thorittoa, who are acting with great
ptomptneas, The aid OF the Stat,
facilitates tho gathering of cyldenc,
for criminal proceedings againat IN,
offenders.
Most Of the rots and spots thn,
reach Ch'~aso are first broken and
frozen" tho Department aayn In H.,
official statement, They aro then
sold to bakers for use In eakoa and
other forms of food, In ono instance
al least. shipment OF those ogys
was traced to firm which admitted
that they had no use for them rr.
ropt In food
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04
Motion Pictures Under
the Sea Open Way to
Recovering Treasure!

/ In the January American Magazine
Cleveland Moffit writes a most inter
esting account OF a new invention by
which moving pictures Of sharks and
other sea life are now taken at grea;
depths. The inventor. Charles VIII
Hanson, Is sea captain of Norfolk,
Virginia whose sons. George and Ern-
est, are carrying on the work. The
essential Of the invention is a tube
which is lowered into the water In
which human beings are enabled to
remain and do photography with the
assistance Of powerful searchlights,
which they carry. In the following
extract taken from the article. Mr..
Moffet relates his conversation with
one Of the Williamsons as to the prob
ability that this new invention opens
the way to regain lost treasures at
the bottom of the sea, which amount
to many hundreds OF millions of dol
lars:
Some say there is more gold at
the bottom Of the ocean than there is
in circulation" remarked George VIII
Hanson. 1T is certain that gold and
silver have been sinking In the sea
for centuries. millions a month, going
down like rain and never coming up
again. We think we have way of
getting some of this treasure up.
With this deep sea tube?
Yes. My father Is now working
'ut plans to salvage the "Mereda,"
which was wrecked of the Virginia
coast a few years ago. The board
'f underwriters have given him a
contract to do this salvage work. The
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04

every line Of effort, and show up
the country from the viewpoints Of
the farmer. the tourist, the stock
man, the sportsman and the business
Dnan. Southern Oregon newspapers
are noted all over the state for per-
sistently working for the develop
n,ent Of this section 365 days in the
year. but such issues as the Tidings
and the Mail-Tribune have printed
cannot help but impress even the
home folks.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04
TWO SPLENDID EDITIONS

TIE NEW YEAR edition of the
= Medford Mail-Tribune. and the
mineral springs edition Of the Ash
land Tidings. Just OF the press, are
TWO OF the greatest special editions
eyer published in Southern Oregon.
10th are teeming with information
regarding their communities. and are
well illustrated with cuts OF local
scenes and persons.
such publications are valuable in
attracting the homsseeksr and in
vsstor. az they cover comprshsnsivsly
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04
WILL WE LOSE AGAIN T?

iEoR YEARS, klamath Falls post.
1 Office receipts have been more
than sfficient to entitle the city to
free delivery of mail. But as yet
We have not received this service,
and We possibly have the distinction
of being the largest community in
the United tSates without such a
service.
! And for this condition, We have
Eobody to blame but ourselves. Dur
ing the term of Robert Emmitt as
postmaster. he took the matter up
with the Postofice Department,
through personal recommendation.
and memorial from the council.
The inspector found that the post
Office receipts warranted the serv-
ice--but that the town was not pre-
pared on account of lack of number
ing and sufficient sidewalks.
Emmitt's successor, Clyde X.
Brandenburg. also took the matter
up. and the government later sent a
second inspector. His report was
practically the same as that of the
first man.
And since assuming office, Post
master Delzell has taken the matter
up. And as in the other two cases,
the inspector found after investiga.
tion that he could not grant a serv-
ice here on account of lack of num-
bering and sidewalks.
After three adverse reports it may /
be hard to secure another investiga-
tion here. But it will be asked for, Il
possibly this spring. for Postmaster
Delzell does not intend to let the
matter drop. Will we secure free
delivery this time? That depends !
upon the people.
Since the last investigation here
people have come to realize that they
must conform with the regulations,
'r do without mail delivery. For
hat reason good many have prop
'rly numbered their houses. But {
II must do this or the next report U
VIII be as the others. The metal n
funerals cost but a trifle, and the "
roper number can be secured from n
he city engineer by merely asking. IL
With the numbering attended to, Il
here will remain the matter of B
roper sidewalks, for Uncle Sam will Il
OF permit his boys in gray to wallow
trough the mud to deliver letters.
he council has been busily working Sc
get sidewalks built in all parts IA
town, especially strips connecting nj
p the walks along certain streets fe
here property owners have failed
put in walks.
The free delivery Of mail will not m
granted until the sidewalks of SO
e residence district are what they tn
ould be. Therefore, 1t is up to the ne
'ople to construct these. as ordered M
the council. or to have the city to
lid the walks, and file lien against
e property for payment of the cost.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04
STOPS HEADACHE.
: PAIN, NEURALGIA
Oeat su6el Oct . dime pack.
q Dr. James Headache
Powder.

!ou can clear your head and relieve
: dull, splitting or violent throbbing
Aeadsehe In . moment with a Dr..
James Hsadaehe Powder. This old.
time headache relief acts almost maei.
caily. Send some one to the drug store
now for dime package and a few mo.
meats after you take powder you
will wonder what became of the head.
ache, neuralgia and pain. Stop suffer.
ing-its needless. Be sure you get what
you ask for.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04
PANAMA CANAL TRAFFIC

TWO HUNDRED and fifty vessels
= used the Panama canal before
december /. 1914. Two hundred and
twenty-seven laden.
The tolls collected on this traffic
aggregated $1.136.205. Collection Of
tolls began In May. 1914. when
parges We're first allowed to use the
canal, and assumed considerable
volume with the opening Of the canal
on August Is to ocean-going vessels.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04

The status OF an amateur golfer.
which has caused so much discunsion
s' causing no little agitation In xol,.
ing circles. Several authorities AMI
members Of the rniird sta,ea Golf
Association have held that certain
rules should bo enacted so the anna.
'""F status VIII not smack 80 much
of professionalism, Certain crank
nave maintained ,ha, the writing OF
articles by amateurs and being paid
Tor them is nothing short OF proscs.
sionaliSm' This Ii only one instspe.
OF 'se many under discussion. which
WIZ have To bc decided upon when
the Coli Association convcncs In ita
annual session.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04
a New Reason for Not Going 4,
Church

Molile Best. writing story entitled
me sinews OF Peace" in the Janu-
airy American Magazine, presents an
ola lady who makes the following
amusing comment on her husband:
lie was a very good man, my
husband, though he would often say
Don't make me go to church too
much' Hattie; 1t takes my mind of
religion"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04

coast representative OF Libby Nc
Mel & Libby has been in conference
with business men at the Dallas to
establish cannery there.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04
Austria had population by the last
census (1s10) OF 2s.325.000 and
Hungary ao.sse.7s7.

Or. Thomas Eclectic OIL 10 the
osse remedy Tor that often fatal dis
sase-eroup. It has been used with
success n our family for eight years.
-Ars. Z. Whitsacre. Buffalo. N. Y.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04
A LITTLE SPORTING GOSSIP
By Hal Sheridan

hands of Smith. although probably
temporarily hurting hia reputation.
does not completely eliminate him.
Mccarthy Is s,ill budding. sometim.
before his f.h, with Smith. Mccarthy
was awarded a popular decision over
battling Lesinsky, who outpointcd
smith several weeks ago.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04

ihe man who eats apples has little
desire TO drink. BAGLEY's APPLE
JUICE should be-more widely used.
24tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04

small amount Of money to loan
ON farm. land or improved city prop.
ery. Chilcote, 685 Main street. Lat
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04

EVEN FIGHTING is an expensive
iuxury---when the belligerents are
haied before Judge Gowen.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04

subscribe for the Herald. so cent.
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04

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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04

AFTER SEEKING some of the
movies OF the war showing Belgian
soldiers We must admit that the fact
mat man wears funny hat does
not hurt his fighting qualities. 1t
might be said that they are dressed
to kill"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04
Scattered Shots

WHAT ARE YOU DOING with
that old Christmas tree, saving II
until next year? 1t doesn't oram-
ment your front porch at all, neither
will it improve the looks of your
neighborhood if you chuck it out
In the alley and leave it there until
the clean up" hits US in the spring.
Better take the axe to it. and reduce
the H. c. l.. by using 1t for fuel.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-01-04

THE TWILIGHT SLEEP" is
said to be failure in London. In
TACT. there is sleep Of no kind these
nights, since the Zeppelin dropped a
few shells at Dover.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03
The Eternal Masculine.
Prom the Washington sta'

From the Warrington ct1f
The trait called vanity Is not considered
Yet aid YOU ever watch BARRIERS chair
And see how every occupant II trying 70
look fine, ,-,-.
And showing much concern about hts hair7
Into the mirror each VIII cast hair approx
which presently is tinssd with mild re-
No man is quite 80 homely tina, he thinks
there Il no chance
That maybe he will be good looking yet
No doubt. n one Of them attained the beauty
and the grace
which in the talIors advertising grow,
He'd go and get shotgun. look It squarely
in the face,
Yet the fascination fingers and no hopes
the changing style
VIII make him look more like a social pet
He thinks the touch of time Will 'livcn up
his wInsome smile
And, somehow, he Will he good LOOKING
yet
Ills leg, may De quite crooked and ton
lengthy in the shank;
His face looks something Ike an OLD
His waist line may be very like barrel OF
tank.
And his hair may be hectic bunch o.
But lust the same. he holds his nerve anc
( buys a jaunty hat
And totes cane and smokes cigarette.
And whether he keeps getting far too THU
or far too fat.
He hopes somehow to be good looking yet
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03
Tie Hope Of the New Year.

The offspring Of the ages past.
The new child from the womb OF time,
BY british might and wrongs held fast,
Ehackled by applaudod crime,
what shall see before I die,
Before ny time 81 life goes by
with hatred's universal sway,
Mems crimes hated as works Of God.
And wholesale killing day by day
ON Europe's bloody red drenched SOD,
7 shall not see the rule OF right
But the rule OF force, the rule Of might
see heads of states dividing men
In separate camps OF friend and foe,
AS theirs the plan has always been
The seeds Of hate and war to SOW
And M they urge the need Of war.
Say God lives in the lannon's roar.
Hear priests and ministers Of grace
Pray for the killing OF the foe,
And see upon each woman's face
A nendish hope she should not know
while lIsping children ask al night
For other children's death and blight
Hear outrage praised by men who lead
In learning. science and the arts.
Buoordinatinr all TO greed
And sneering al the rule OF hearts:
Their Wanted culture thrown away,
Their hoasted honor dead ne clay.
NV destined span OF life Is ehort
Yet hope to see the quest for risht,
The end OF killing Az sport
The rule OF tyrAnts put 20 flight
All this may come when ! am gone,
When a better race OF men Is born.
fBRAH.N GRuBvR
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03
from The 50. Louie Posi-. DispdtcA

From the 50. Louis Post .Dispdtch
How did the world get started, SOM
Why, some one said, 1T can't be done'
That settled II, The troglodyte
Came out Of darkness into light.
"It can't he doueT somebody said.
And loi the green helds gave US bread.
With that taunt ringing In his ears
Has man gone upward through the years,
You should have seen the mill wheels run
when some one said, 1T can't be done!
uTt can't be done" they said before
A sail put out to sea from shore.
since worlds remote and dismal dawn
Those magic words have spurred US o.
II drove Columbus where the sun
Went redly down, TT can't be dono''
"It can't be dona" the weddings said.
Ana 10! the Weights few overhead
at can't be done" was what they cried
When Fulton offered them ride.
They said Il, and Marconi sent
His message through the armament
Tint is the way IL happened, son.
Praise God for this, 1T cant be doneE
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03
what Would I Carry

From the Southern WONdHs Magazine
Oh, what would carry, could souls bear q
burden1
And what would bring her II oeAu hhhoS
A rose from this garden OF planting in
Heaven
For oh, but she loved 1t, she loved It OF
old.
Hut how TO accost her. with no epeech Of
heaven?
And how md the one word to prove
were I?
Tho love name I gave her ia whisper and
whisper,
reply.
But what worth are dreams When we WAken,
we waken?
yearn Tor the great dream that nees not
At morn;
And what worth are roses. the reddest, the
sweetest3
Her mouth was tho one ross that bore not
thornl
MARGAREr Roof GAHvis.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03
POEMS WORTH READING.



Comes to my mind forevermors vision
Far over land and sea
or troops that to encsmpment are returning
After n victory.
Back to the city. back 10 Amlens slowly.
In broken nles they creep;
IT'S midnight, and the darkness IL upon
them,
And weariness and sleep,
They clutch the backs OF heavy laden
wagons
Filled with q CHASTITY load,
whose creaking wheels, slow turning help
their tagging
Footsteps along the road.
Too weak the horses, led By stumniins
masters.
To bear them any more;
And slowly stunning, drunk with sleep and
bleeding,
Returns the condueror.
NE BuELHR.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03
"satisfartory."


Prom the baltimore American
Every side Is gaining,
Every side Is winning.
Everybody's spoilers,
Nobody II sirning,
AFTER every battle
Every sldc n rushing
After every Qthe~,
In a victory crushing.
Never does one nation
Make a frank admission
That the others claiming
Bears all truths fruition,
But that side reporting
AnErily detying,
When II tells successes,
Says that side Is lying
One eide paints It's virtue
other side, all evil;
Each one Is all angel.
T'other one, all devil.
Never was such question
Mixed un as this qniz f.
surely, ne'er such winners
In a war Ike this To-
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03
The Quest Of Adventure.

4 youth went out on the open road
TO court adventure fair,
Vie followed her oves hill and dale.
Nor found her anywhere.
The youth returned 10 the city streets
Lion hearted, unafraid;
And In the AUX OF the melting pot
lie found tho long soush; maid
JoHN g. GARrIAND.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03
Professional Boxing. 1918 style.

From Lesiies.
Tho modern boxer swung hA right
And then he swung his left;
To miss his rival was his aim
AT "stAlnnE" he was def.
hut one false wAllop struck his foe,
Yes, straight between the eyes;
which caused him to express regret
Likewise apologize.
r. A. GoEwEr
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03

The Green Bag gives the following In
stances OF humor In German courts
'Tn Berlin not long ago an lronworker
was sent to nrlson because he had laugh"d
at a policeman. II appears that AS TINS
man was proceeding along street one
day his risiblltics were aroused by the
sight OF particularly stout policeman
giving chase to a dog. The offender was
PROMPTLY hailed TO court and sent up for
/ scandal"
"A German, In attempting t. board a
moving train. fractured his leg. After
six months In a hospital he was dis
! charged, whereupcn the state RAILWAY
/ peDartment at once prosecuted him Tor
INFRINGEMENT OF reCulot ons.' lie wal
fined a sum equivalent to S."
, "TTn5n entering an omnibus a man trot
on the foot OF a woman who was 80 In
censed by the incident that she remarked
/ that he walked Ike a hen. For this tern
of reproach the lady was fined 20 marks
There Is conflict OF opinion amoni
the courts as to the right OF members o
a labor union to agree not TO handle IN
Droduct OF an employer Of labor without
reference TO whether the purpose or en-
sought thereby 10 be obtained is justlhab.'
That members Of a ,abor union may b
eniolned from refusing 10 handle ma
terials sold by one who furnishes SUP
plies to an employer OF non-unlon labo
IF they have no dispute with their employ
ers who purchase such materials Is hel
in the Massachusetts, case OF burnhal
" Dowd, 81 l. Il A. IN 81 I's'
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03

4. y. y says: In the answer TO A. F.
f. on December q, II should nave been
made clearer that when the players Keep
an they make at pivot their totals
should be halved at the end, so as to get
an Individual score. as the AMOUNTS put
down are won from one player only, the
partner winning from the other.
This Is so generally understood that II
was not thought necessary TO mention Il
! In the example given AS total Of $500
plus was just hait OF the actual addition
which was 1900 for the ten rubbers played
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03

This leaves 80 cents for the moving
nIctures and other Injuries The ola.
ner at 40 cents may seem extravagant
and could be reduced one-half by cook
ing dinners at home =.
TT is wonderful though, what lo'
OF money $40 really is," said the MIN
imum wage person as she caretul'.
nut a fresh bandage on . red aho
swollen finger.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03

The case OF Granger VS.. Farrant heforc
the Supreme Court OF Michigan Is one of
the FIRST In which a ruling l. made as t.
liability for injuries resulting from crowd
ing an automobile on the road. The cour,
held that the driver Of an automobile who
overtakcs and passes another car AT sue
specd and returns to the right side of the
road SO close to Il as 10 dsconcert Il
driver By striking the car and causing II
TO swerve over the embankmcnt Is liable
for the injury thereby inflicted upon The
occupants OF the car. although the blow
was not sufficient TO propel the car ovei
| the embankment.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03
SCHOOL FOR CARD PLAYERS.

Auction bridge L. c. says; Y has dealt
the cards but there has been some inter
ruptlon. and T. sitting on rs right bids
a heart. Il says a royal, whereupon ms
partner. Y, reminds him that II was MS
hrst bid, and asks " that Is what he would
have bid II - had not bid heart ahead
OF him. A bets that u is not allowed to
answer any such question, whereupon
says he will have a new deal.
II ia too late to demand a new deal as
z accepted the bid out Of turn by over
calling T.. without objection. 1t was the
privilege Of either or Y TO demand a new
deal when y bid the heart or to let the
deal stand. but II the deal stands the bid
made by Il must be accepted as regular
and has no right to ask what woult
have done had he been the actual mrs.
bidder.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03

" NJ T. NJ says: In a Jackpot the
opener places one OF his discard under
the chips in tho pool. to convey the I'm
preston that he Is splitting, wnen he is
not Is this legitimate
No such Impression Is conveyed II the
rule Is properly followed. as every opener
must always place his discard under the
chips In the pool. no matter what he has
so that there Is no difference in his play
when he splits and when he does not
II T. W says: We play all jacks and
| throw ND the hand as soon AZ 1t Is seen
! that IL does not contain openers or Is
not worth coming In on. bets that each
man must hold his hand until the last
man has passed, 80 that II no one up "a
| the dealer opens. and he does. each mar
will have 10 pass again In turn. Il bets
| ne can throw up his hand as soon as h'
has seen he does not want to play It.
II A will substitute the word should
for must" he will be about right Careful
players will not surrender their card
until they have seen openers, or SOM
one is in against openers to call. All wit
have contributed 10 a Jack have a imam
cial interest In Il and should protect tina
interest by holding the cards necessar,
10 dispute a foul hand
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03

Checkers. J. W d. II. says: be's
r that c will win a certain game against
d. The result Is A draw. p contends
that A loses. because the specified object
Of the bet ls not accomplished
When A bets on c, II is assumed thai
r bets on d. as 1t does no; matter who
proposes the bet in the first place. There
fore neither man wins and the bet Is a
standOff
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03

Cribbage. ]. Mob. says A DeIs IHaI Tt
he gets TO the game hole before reaches
the turn It Is a double game, and a wins
twice as much as the stake named.
Lurches, as they are called. are not
usually counted double games unless
agreed to beforehand or are part OF a
long series OF games. Suppose the play
was for theatre tickets? Would the loser
have to take the winner twice2
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-03

Poker. w. H. says: Cards have heen
drawn for a Jack, but no bet has been
made when the dealer is asked how many
cards a certain player drew. should he
tell?
The dealer is not allowed to give any
information about any draw but his own
firstly. because each player must listen to
the number OF cards asked for by others
and secondly. because there is no guar
an,ee that the dealer can correctly remem-
Der the draw.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-04-04

cannot call riches better than the
baggage OF virtue; the Roman word is
better, impedimenta; for as the bag
gage is to an army. Sc is riches to vir-
tue; it cannot be spared nor left be-
hind, but 1t hlndereth the march; yea.
and the care OF It sometimes loseth or
disturbeth the victory; of great riches
there is no real use, except 1t be In the
distribution. the rest is but conceit.-
Bacon.