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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20

rich old American guy shrieking the
battle cry to another captain Of indus
try out in Indianapolis: To arms! The
foe! The foe! He comes with moth
ing but his full dress suit and blank
marriage license! To arms! To
arms!'"
Hops goat at the three-Quarters by
two lengths.
why, john" he exploded again. "ev-
cry telegraph wire in the country Is
sizzling with excitement. Dispatches
which would make your blood curdle
with anguish and sorrow for the rich
are flying all over the country. Some
thing like this:
Boston, Today.
"'At ten thirty this morning Rudolph
Oscar Grabbitall, the millionaire stone
breaker. read the startling news that
. foreign Count had just landed in
New York. His suffering was pathetic.
His daughter. Gasolene Panatella. who
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
Getting AIons Nicely.

A minister. meeting q parishioner
Of his who had been quite recently
married and about whose domestic
happiness terrible stories were rife,
saluted him and said:
well, John" says he, "how's all 60
ing on?"
"Oh, happily enough" returns John.
I'm glad to hear 1t. You know.
there were rumors of rows Or"
Rows" says John. "Oh, yes. there
are plenty of rows; whenever she
sees me she catches the first thing
to hand. a dish or anything. and fires
It at me. II she hits me. she's happy:
II she doesn't. ! am! Oh. were get
ting on fine!"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20

man advised me to try Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound and I got
bottle. / felt better the next month %
! took three more bottles Of It and got
well % ] could work Ill the time. I
hope every woman who suffers Ike ! did
win try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Mrs. p. W.IAAlssENo. Box
B. Allyn, Wash.
Why Win women continue 10 sufsr'day
In and day out or drag out . sickly, half
hearted existence, missing three-fourths
Of the joy Of living, when they can find
health In Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound!
For thirty years It has bssn the stand
ard remedy for female ills, and has re-
stored the health Of Thousands Of women
who have been troubled with such al
ments - displacements, Inflammation,
liberation. tumors. irrsgularitiss, etc.
II yea want special advice write -
Lydia E. Pinkhan Medicine C.. (cenf.
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Yeur lstter win
- opened, read and answered b. .
wsnan and hsld In strict een11s1eos
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
True Fighters.

"The Black Watch are fighting 20
well in France that even the Ger.
mans praise them. Wonderful Tight
ers, the Irish"
The speaker was w. Bourke Cock
ran. He continued:
When ! think of the valor Of the
Black Watch regiment l recall the
story Of Pat Mccain.
Pat came home one night with
q black eye. q broken nose and .
split lip; q front tooth was gone -
well.
"'Tim Sullivan done it, he told his
wife, az he began to battle his wounds
In q basin of water.
Shame on YET Bridget cried. "A
big Teller like you to be licked by .
little, hard-drinkin' cockroach like Tim
Sullivan! Why he
Whist said Pat from the ba-
sin. softly. Don't shpake evil Of the
dead"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
TENDER SENSITIVE SKINS
Quickly soothed by cutieura. Moth.
ing Better. Trial Free.

Especially when preceded by q hot
bath with Cuticura Soap. Many COM
forting things these fragrant super
creamy emollients may do for the
skin. scalp hair and hands and do II
quickly. effectively and economically.
Also for the toilet, bath and nursery.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura. Dept. KY.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20


Good morning. Mr.. Scribblepen."
said /. as ] entered the sanctum sane
forum Of the famous author Of Moth
ing Worth While" would you mind
telling the American people through
my paper. the Daily Blister. how you
account for the rather notifying con-
dition into which the literature Of the
day seems to have fallen?"
why. 1t il perfectly simple. my
dear fellow" replied Mr.. Scribblepen
afiably. correcting the proofs Of his
new novel, THE Worst Yet" with his
feet. Literature has been dead for
50 long a time that modification has
set in as a natural sequence to it, de-
cease. John Kendrick Bangs.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
A Great Muaieian.

Two Lancashire boys were expati-
ating on the relative merits of their
fathers as musicians.
my father il the greatest musician
in the town." said one.
oh" the other said. when my
father starts his music every man
stops work"
"How's that?" said the other. what
does he do?"
He blows the whistle for rteals up
at the mill"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20

is Rhode Island Red with four legs.
The chick is apparently healthy and
is able to hop on all its extremities
The drumstick problem has always
been serious with u.s." said Mrs. Nc
Gurn. There are four of US. and all
want one of the legs. please There
will be enough to go around II this
chick lives. and it apparently is az
strong as any of the hatch"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
Mother,a Little Joke.

The young people in their summer
fannels and white shoes were out on
the tennis court, and the head of the
house was in the library trying to
read. but the noise was very annoy
ing.
What's the matter out there?' he
asked his wife.
Nothing much,' she replied. Its
only tennis racket"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
FOUR LEGS TO THIS CHICK
ooornnseo q oak Park Family Each to
CT soeumstick" Thanks
giving.

CI1ocsso.--There viii be four drum
n13clnr 70 BE- distributed next Thanks
.rlyinx to members of the family Of
Mn n. A. Mc0urn. 229 North Austin
nvouoo. OAK Pask They will all come
1Doo elle fowl
nooe white Leghorn hen.
1ntc1o1 ..rsak" chick Monday. II
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
Not Posted.

You studied astronomy at college.
did you not, Mr.. Saphead?" asked the
sweet young thing.
"Oh. yes indeed. and q very fascinat-
ing study II is"
Wont you please tell me the name
Of that bright star over there just
above the spire Of the Presbyterian
church,"
Let me see." said Saphead. That's
er-er-wait a minute now. I-er@it
must be-the fact is, Miss Peachy,
I'm afraid I'm not up on this years
schedule"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Beatrice
Whitelam. daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Bert Whitelam, of this city. swan 32O
yards in thirteen and one-half minutes
on the Philadelphia Swimming club
course in the Schuyltiu river q L.
fayetta.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
Wouldn't Wear a "MoIeeuIe."

WOULDN'T Wear q "MoIecuIe."
What are you studying now"
asked Mrs. johnson.
I'VE have taken up the subject of
molecules" answered her son.
Il hope you will be very attentive
and practice constantly" said the
mother. Il tried to get your father
to wear one, but he could not keep 1t
in his eye"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
Mjohf Not az In II

Shall ! announce that am in the
race for congress."
Perhaps 1t would be nearer the
truth to merely state that you are
candidate. my boy"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20

third husband. Mrs. Philip Dayse tes-
tilted that he rode around in taxicabs
and watched the taximeter climb,
while she had to plead to keep the
gas meter running.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20

dow q pains ana
backache, and had
b headache . good
deal Of the time and
very little appetite.
The pains were %
bad that ] used 10
sit right down on the
floor and cry, BE-
cause II hurt me %
and ! could not do
any work at those
times. An old Wo-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
Economy.

1T pays to buy good straw hat
Look at the one I'm wearing. l paid
SIS for it last summer"
"Yes?"
And all it cost me to have It
cleaned and blocked over into this
years style was five dollars"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
Whenever You Need q General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteiess
chill Tonic is equally valuable IS a Cen
Known tonic properties of QUININE and
IRON Il acts on the Liver. Drives on
Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Build
up the Whole System 50 cents. Al
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
His Only Chance.

Robinson II an awful pest at the
club. He talks and talks all the
time
"Oh. well, you can't blame him.
poor chap. He has a wife and three
daughters at home"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
And 1hat's All.

Van Lushe says he can take .
drink or let 1t alone"
well, I've often seen him prove the
first half of that statement"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
MANY war ZONE lsOsPrrAls

have ordered Ailsn's Foos-Ease. the sutiseptc
powder for use among the convalescent trooeo.
Shaken into the shoes or dissolved in the foot
bath, Aliens Foot-Esss gives refreshing resi- and
comfort and prevents the feet getting tired or
loot sore Try II TODAY. Don't accept any sub
pie. address. Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy n. Y-Adv
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20

Most particular women use Red Cron
Eau 6lue. American made. Sure to please.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
Telling the Time.

Midnight IL his nickname and al
though 1t fits him exactly ~ far - his
color II concerned he II not always
pleased to hear someone refer to him
by that name.
He had been sulking in . corner OF
the playground for some time the 9th
er day when another colored boy n.
most a. black ~ himself called out.
Come on over here and play. Mid
night"
Midnight stared at the speaker .
moment and then answered, scornfully.
Go long you black rascal. you look
like half past eleven yourself"
The circus sometimes fails, but the
visiting girl always gives . parade.
Always use Red Cross Ball Blue. Dslights
the laundress. At al good grocers. Adv.
But few men ever grow up-men-
tally.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20

The longer Q man Is married the
less he lodges when his wife throws
things at him.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20

A BARRIERS idea of an unenterprising
citizen Is one who shaves himself.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
IN SUCH PAIN
WOMAN CRIED
Suffered EverythinsU ntlRe.
stored to Health BY Lydia
E Pinkham's Vegeta- |
be Compound.

Florence, So. Dakota. -"I used 10 b
very sick every month with bearing
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
Taste In Meters.

New York.-Seeking a separation
and $50 . week alimony from her
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20
A Csttv Girl.

"Algernon called on me yesterday
afternoon
Yes; he told me he had some time
to kill"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20

The circus sometimes fails, but the
visiting girl always gives . parade.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-08-20

Always use Red Gross Ball Blue. Dslights
the hundress. At al good grocers. Adv.
Arizona republican., 1915-05-20
A Flimsy Defense

The senators who opposed the state school fund appropriation will have furnish satisfac defense than they have far done against the enough for them say that by the language of the plank we pledge continuance of a liberal policy in this vital matter;" it that the party would continue the policy followed before the first legislature made appropriation of $5OO,O0O a school fund.
 For, says the plank We call attention the progress of education under a democratic admins- tration, the qualification of admirable school iaws and the granting of free books"
 The plank referred nothing in the world the legislation creating the state school fund There other school system in force in Ari tenn, and. certainly, the platform could not have back that the neglect of the later tenn provided oy the legislature.
 It this liberal appropriation which the democratic candidates, and county, pointed with pride throughout the campaign last fall. The trying make the voters believe that the platform makers had mind educational system de- Vised by a Oy- gone democratic territorial legsla- ture, making the matter worse 1t would be far better for them declare that the legis lature made mistake. and that the present legis lature is only engaged in rectifyirg wrong. Such a might be satisfactory the voters, but it would least possess the merit of being affront the intelligence of
Arizona republican., 1915-05-20
BROWN WOMEN IN POLITICS

The participation of the of Japan in public election is most striking instance of the progress Of the woman movement throughout the world. Women in oriental countries have for turies occupied menial subordinate position, and while Japan the most progressive of eastern peoples cannot be compared in this respect with many of the other oriental nations, the Japanese has not been accorded the social freedom influence exercised among the progress nations
 It must be understood, of course, that the women Japan have not yet been given the oal- lot, but in the recent election of new house Of representatives the wives of several of the candi dates made house to house canvass in behalf of husbands The election of the greatest importance. the last house dissolved on last Christmas day by the emperor because of it's fusal ratfy the military program of the cabinet
 Comment made by the Japanese press upon the entrance the new woman" into politics, but the fact that women in Japan contrary to all na- tona traditions. have begun to take an active part political affairs is significant instance of leavening process of the movement for woman's emancipation. The development of modern Japan shows that when that country does begin to move. she with rapidity. Even more tre- mendous will be the revolution the great Chi begin work themselves out.-Leslie's.
Arizona republican., 1915-05-20
MiIitsrism and the Millennium

No American of course, will defend mtarisn with the understanding that militarism a subordinaton of civil to military authority. We cannot say, though certain circumstances this country and cannot exist here, mitarsrn. it's obnoxious ing may not a nations strongest safeguard That militarism has had much dc with the building O Germany as navalsm had with the upouilding Great Britain readily believe. Both have burdens upon those countries, but the Great Britain navaism the chief contributor trade and colonial expansion and, the Germany miltarism lrls inspired efficiency in all directions.
 the University dinner on Tuesday night where mlitarisIn which this country only military preparedness, whatever may mean abroad. the subject of discussion. IL pointed out was a lack preparedness that Belgium owes woes. Belgium had eff cient and highly trained small, army She relied upon international guaranties and forti- fications which but for the 42-centIneter Ger man guns would have been impregnable. The Ger mans however. alone knew that they not i'm IregnabIe. But if Germany had known that Bel eium had a million soldiers oppose its invasion, there would have been breach of neutrality Germany would have taken longer, sut a qicker route to the heart of France and to the ports. view the splendid oDpo sition the small Belgian army Germany would probably have saved time by avoiding Belgium.
 There were naval reasons suppose, why Germany would have preferred violate the neutrality of Holland supposng the invasion of Belgium contemplated part of the cam laign against channel ports, but Holland had highly trained fighting force of more than half
Arizona republican., 1915-05-20
Moving Toward a Collision

Without passing upon a amendment the appropriation bill to deprive the governor of the power revive by his If section suaditision of the bill, statutory appro I5iation which the purpose the legislature to repeal amend. it is very evident that it will contribute greatly 9 deadlock between the house and the It has long been suspected that it was administration members cd house the last moment. withdraw uous opposition to certain amendments the serate was expected make involving items for which statutory provision has been made
 such prov isions rule exceedingly gen crous and n some cases. Is that o the tax mission. limitation is fixed by the statutes expenditures It is said to have been tine purpose the house majority to let the amendments to the tax commission section go by default with the expectation that the governor would it. leaving the statutory provision in force.
 The senate said have entertained plans to meet such action by the governor. The first was to session until the within which the governor must return the bill had elapsed The plan adopted seems to obviate such finger ing in the legislative halls.
 There some question whether the legislature has power to leave a veto without effect rhis manner. But whether has the power do so. has the power present a very perple,ing problem which would the effect Of suspending long time. the operation of the appropriation bill as sections subdivisions involved in the dispute.
 may be regarded certain that large Der Q members of the house will this amendment; that though all other differ ,nces might be adjusted, this is susceptible compromise. So that. unless the house mus a majority concurrence. there be appropriation bill.
 seems be up the administration and snti-administTation factions a general agreement if they wish aVoiG wrecking the demo- cratic party in this state. 4 failure in session of the legislature provide for the expenses government would prove pretty eusvey that the party is capable of govern
Arizona republican., 1915-05-20
Arizona Republicans Editorial Page

million men. Her defenses were strong. She was relying upon the peace temple The Hague. Holland depending upon military preparedness, and there is no reasonable doubt that but for her preparedness she would now be trampled under foot in the tfuaranties and agreements bind ing only long there is power to enofrce them. Belgium depended upon guaranties of her neutral ity, upon her strong neighbors. Germany, France and Great Britain. to enforce them. FIo land relied upon her own armed and ready sons.
 Only militarism, and mean militarism in it's worst meaning, could have rendered Belgium i'm mune. for civil authority there had prevented mili- tary preparedness The kings request for ade quate military establishment had been rejected.
 When talk about military preparedness be- ing a provocative of war, and when assert that all nations should disarm and submit their differ to international tribunals which should inter pret just laws for the government of nations, wandering the subject. We longer discussing militarism, but the millennium.
Arizona republican., 1915-05-20
WESTERN LUMBER AND THE CANAL

The record of the first six months operation canal, which ended February H. shows interesting facts. Shipments of lum- Der during period amounted 56.G73 tons, all but from the west coast of North America; of the 5547S shipped from west to east all but 6S91 tons from tire Pacific ports of the United States.
 Indications that west coast lumber Is rap idly becoming very active competitor in the east markets Strength tests of Douglas fir made at Madison laboratory of the United States service indicate that this species has very exceptional merits a structural timber.
 Additional tests on California material about be made The material to he tested is being fur- nished to the government by a California company Tests of western yellow pine known the market California white pine, show that this species will be called upon largely supply the market for merly supplied by northern white pine
Arizona republican., 1915-05-20
PREPARE NOT FOR
(Continued from Page One)

the war cloud which movers over
 Europe and Asia is the growth of
 Pan Americanism, expressing itself as much along lines of sentiment and
 cCmity as of material things and
 commerce Since the war began, the
 Pan American Union, the information
 al organization in Washington of the
 twenty-one American republics de-
 voted to the developfnet of commerce,
 friendship and peace among them,
 nas been literally overwhelmed with
 thousands upon thousands of letters
 and inquiries relating to Pan Ameri-
 can relations, Pan American com
 merce and Latin American progress, resources. opportunities and general development. The demand for all of
 it's publications has almost doubled
 since this war started. and such de-
 mand comes not only from the United
 States for data regarding Latin Amer
 ica but from all over Latin America
 for information regarding the United
 States.
 ''In this growth of Pan Americanism there looms high the possibilities of q united America, using it's influence for peace in Europe. The nations of
 the old world cannot fail to be inn pressed with the fact that all of the
 republics of the new world are at peace with one another and are doing everything in their power to preserve that condition. When one group of
 men is engaged in a bitter quarr.l contrast to another group which is characterized by most peaceful and friendly relations, it is almost inevit- able that the former shall appeal to the latter for the settlement of a serious dispute. It is, therefore, al- i together possible and feasible that
 not alone the United States but the United States having the coopera = 1 ton of the other twenty American republics, or a group of them, shall be able yet to respond favorably to an appeal that might be made from the l old world to arbitrate or settle it's | differences. Such q situation is far 1 from being so remote as many per
 sons might think. because Europe of
 late years has been recognizing-as never before-the importance of the | Latin American governments in inter- | national affairs, and might feel a surer confidence of absolute impar- 1 tiality of treatment if the great | statesmen of the leading Latin l American governments were to join with those of the United States gov | ernment in responding to an Euro pean or old world appeal for adjust ment of it's difficulties, or in placing | themselves in a receptive mood to 1 hold the olive branch