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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11
TRY 1T YOURSELF

There are over a thousand
words in a column of a newspa-
per, says the Sentinel. If you
don't believe it count them.
When you have counted them,
write column on some subject,
then write column on another,
then a column on a dozen sub
jects, then a column with a diff
ferent subject for every two or
three lines. Then chase a news
item all over town for a missing
column and find there is nothing
to it. Then write about five
columns more and you will have
the material for a rather slim
newspaper. Try this for just a
year, and see il you would not
look upon the man or woman
who rang your telephone and
gave you a news item as q pub
lie benefactor, a Christian and Z
good fellow.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11

The head, like the stomach,
is most easily affected by poison
when it is empty.
The wages of sin are paid in
full-there are no deductions.
Many a woman who thinks
she is a good mother is only a
slave to the tyranny of child.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer
over today's disappointment.
The fact that there is no fool
like an old fool does not excuse
young one.
Man proposes-but, all the
same, the world is full of bach
elors.
A man of few words does not
have to take so many of them
back.
A train Of thought is often
wrecked in a brain storm.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11
BUY MILACA LAND

Old friends and neighbors and
anyone else who may be inter-
ested in Mile Laos Co. Land
This is the greatest dairy and
grass county in the state. There
are several farms located near
ours, which are owned by old
men who want to sell out and re-
tire. They have listed their
farms exclusively with U.s. II
you are interested in getting .
good home on easy terms, write
or come up and board with us
while we show you the country.
Prices range from $40 to t85
per acre, according to improve
ments. G. P. Gibson, M. D. and
William Whittet, Milaca, Min
nesota. Soft
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11
Have YOU WEAK LUNGS?.

Do colds settle on your chest or in your
bronchial tubes3 Do coughs hang on, or
are you subject to throat troubles1
Such troubles should have immediate
treatment with the strengthening powers
of SCOTS Emulsion to guard against
consumption which so easily follows.
Scott Emulsion contains pure cod liver
oil which peculiarly strengthens the res
piratory tract and improves the quality Of
heals the tender membranes of the throat.
SCOTS is prescribed by the best special.
asts. You can get it at any drug store.
Scott & Bovine. Bloomfield. NJ.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11
ORDER LIMITING TIME TO
FILE CLAIMS, AND FOR
HEARING THEREON

Estate of Christ Vane.
! State of Minnesota, County of
Redwood.-ss. In Probate Court.
In the matter of the Estate of
Christ Vane, decedent.
Letters testamentary this day
having been granted to Charley
Jensen and Ole P. Olesen;
It is Ordered, that the time
within which all creditors of the
above named decedent may pres
ent claims against his estate in
this court, be, and the same here
by is, limited to six months from
and after the date hereof; and
that Monday, the 3rd day of Jan
uary, 1916, at 1000 o'clock a.
M, in the Probate Court Rooms
at the Court House in the City
Of Redwood Falls in said Coun-
ty, be, and the same is, fixed and
appointed as the time and place
for hearing upon and the exam
nation, adjustment and allow
ance of such claims as shall be
presented within the time afore-
said.
Let notice hereof be given by
the publication of this order in
tn Redwood Gazette as provided
by law.
Dated July Goth, 1915.
A. r. A. LAUDON,
Judge Of Probate.
(Court Seal) 1At
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11

The hardest thing about be-
ing parted from a wife for the
summer is the effort to write
those biweekly ''Darling-I'm-so-
lonesome-wish you-were here
spent evening-with-B JON
es" letters and do it convinc-
ingly.
When the devil is weary he in
PRODUCES a woman who is a little
lonely to a man who is little
bored, turns on the moon-and
then takes a holiday.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11
THE EGOTIST

I often sit me down and think
about the faults of others; it
seems all men are on the blink,
my poor, weak, erring brothers.
It makes my spirits fall so low,
| cuss in Greek and Flemish; |
am the only gent | know who
has no moral blemish.
/ see a hundred loathsome
traits in all my passing neigh
bors; they all keep up their sell
fish gaits, and greed inspires
their labors. They're toiling in
the early dawn, they're toiling
in the cleaning; to nail a coin,
so help me John! the whole town
they are combining. And | alone
have sense to sit here in my fig
trees shadow and watch the
others throw a fit and strive for
Eldorado. IT'S true my neigh
bors hand me roasts until the
air is hazy, and say I'd join the
toiling hosts, but that I'm too
blamed lazy.
see my neighbors spend their
cash for fine imported raiment;
for plumes and furs and kindred
trash they're always making
payment. They wear their earn
ings on their backs and follow
fashions phases, while I sit here
as tight as wax and moralize
like blazes. Oh, what's the use
of princely garb and furbelows
and sables? They are the har-
bingers that harb of soup and
poorhouse tables. Oh, what's the
use of wearing bone and strain
ing thews and muscles, if all the
money earned is blown for Gre
clan bends and bustles? l sit
beneath my pumpkin tree and
think of these things always;
! an old horse blanket covers me
that and my sorrel galways.
My neighbors see me, and again
it makes them sore and grouchy;
they say I'd dress like other
mean, but that Pm too Learned
slouchy.
l see my neighbors buying
cars when they can't we'll afford
them; some day, behind the
rusty bars, the sheriff gent will
board them. I have a trusty
pair Of limbs, with which [ have
no quarrel; they do not call for
tires or rims or petrol by the
barrel. AS I sit here upon my
bench, those good old legs I'm
wearing; | do not need a monkey
wrench when they demand re-
pairing. Of course, they have
an outward curve and don't
stack up for beauty, but they're
as good as | deserve and always
prompt for duty. Oh, why do
men buy motor carts, to fix and
clean and FURNISH, when they
have legs that all the marts of
all the world can't furnish? NV
neighbors hear me say this
thing-and many times I've said
it-and say, He'd buy a car,
by jing! bup he's outworn his
credit"
And thus philosophers they
josh, the sordid worldly rabble;
they hear our truths and say
they're bosh and call our max
inns gabble.-Walt Mason.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11

FOR SALE:-Ingeco gas or
gasoline engine, from ~ to 365
h. p. governor trottling. Port
able or Stationary type, new
Holland feed mill, Batteries and
Automobile Accessories. I have
some good secondhand gasoline
engines in good running order.
I will sell them cheap. Call at
Joe Muehlbauer's Shop. 45-tf
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11

WANTED:-A good steady
gentlemanly salesman to handle
a Wards wagon in the Western
portion of Redwood county. No
experience needed. For full par
ticulars write promptly to DR..
Wards Medical Company, Vino
ma, Minnesota. Established in
1856. 3-8t
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11
FARM FOR SALE:-216

acres four and half miles from
Fairfax. Fine laying land, good
black soil, clay subsoil. All out
buildings, A No. 1, small house,
good orchard. Price $95 per acre.
SIS, $50 cash by March LIST, 1916,
balance mortgage running ten
years at 5ha6. C. E. Clarkson,
Fairfax, MINI. 2-4t
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11

FOR SALE:-Sand Pit, IL
city lots in Western Addition.
Contains approximately so to
60 thousand yards sand and
gravel. Write H. D. Gerth,
Fairmont, MINI. 51-5t"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11

FOR SALE:-Cook shack for
threshing crew. Fully equipped
with dishes, stove, etc. Call or
write Christ Jensen. Route 1.
Redwood Falls. 2-2t*
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11

WANTED:-First class en-
gineer wants job to run Tractor
engine, either steam or gas. Can
give references. Write Box II.
Route 3. Morgan, MINI. 1-3t
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11

There are two kinds Of fools
in the world: plain fools and
the man who keeps the love let
tiers Of the woman before the
last.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11

Many wife would gladly
agree to divorce her husband il
she weren't afraid that he would
go right off and ruin his life"
by marrying again.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11

FOR SALE:-House and six
lots. Cheap if taken at once.
VIM. Rosendahl. 35-tf
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11
CLASSIFIED
ADXERTlSEM ENIS

FOR SALE:-Several good
draft and driving horses on rea-
sonable terms. Farrell and
Keefe. Stiff
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11
THINGS WORTH WHILE
It is worth while

It is worth while
To keep your temper, and al
so to get other people to keep
theirs. Also to get other pe0-
pie to lose their tempers when
you don't want to lose your own.
To know enough to stop talk
ing when you have said about
twice as much as you meant to
say.
To collide with another motor
list and to break his car up with
out damaging your own.
To tell a funny story without
offending your best friend.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-08-11

Read the Gazette ads.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-06-14
TRAIN HITS AUTO;
SIX ARE INJURED
Machine Struck in Chauffeur's
Attempt to Cross Tracks
Near Stamford.
1 MAN EXPECTED TO DIE

STAMFORD, Conn.,. June 1S.-6ix per-
sons were injured. three seriously. at q
grade crossing on the New Canaan
branch Of the New Haven railroad this
afternoon, when an inbound New
Canaan train crashed into an automo-
bile driven by Thomas Buffard OF
Waterbury. Conn.
Buffard tried to cross the tracks ahead
of the train and failed. The electric
motor crashed into the tonneau OF the
automobile and broke II In small pieces.
tossing the occupants in every direc-
ton.
Joseph Garunckas Of 20 Poplar ave-
nue.. Waterbury. was hurt inter-
nally and II was said at the SIAM
ford Hospital he had little chance 20
live. ]. +. Yoksza of s65 Bank street.
Waterbury. and Miss Elizabeth Daunette
OF 903 Bank street. Waterbury, were
badly cut and bruised. but they will
recover.
Charles Dowery OF 20 Poplar avenue
Waterbury w. NJ. Burns Of %0s Wash
ington avenue. Waterbury. and J. +.
Yoksza, Jr.. Z years old, were hurt
slightly. The injured were taken to
stamford Hospital. Burns and Bufard,
who were in the front Of the automobile.
were not hurt.
The party was en- route 10 Water
bury and had strayed on the road. Miss
D~aunette had been receiving treatment
at a local %sanitarium and her friends
had come dow to take her TO her
home in Waterbury.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-06-14
PUPILS HEAR TO-DAY
OF WEIGHTS WEEK"
Children Will Get Pamphlets
Telling Of Honest Deal
ing Campaign.

Pastors Of several hundred churches In
the I'VE borouehs Joined yesterday In the
Inauguration of weights and Measures
Week" by referring In their m to
the campaign OF Commissioner Joseph
Hartigan OF the Bureau OF Weights and
Measures to bring about honest dealings
between merchant and consumer.
To-day is school Children's Day"
Tags bearing notices and pamphlets de-
scriptive of weights and measures will
be distributed In all public. parochial
and private schools.
Some Of the texts quoted by clergy
men yesterday were:
Proverbs xvi. 2. "A Just weight and
balance are the Lords: all weights are
His work"
Micah vi. 2. shall I count them pure
with wicked balances and with the bag
Of deceitful w%eightsr'
Proverbs AK. 10. divers weights and
divers measures. both of them are alike
denominations to the Lord"
Deuteronomy XIV, 1915, Thou shalt
not have in thy bag divers weights. a
great and a small. Thou shalt not have
In thine house divers measures n grea,
end a small. But thou shalt have a per.
feet and a Just weight. a perfect and q
just measure shalt thou have
weights and measures week a ar
suspicious opening" said Commissions
Hartigan last night. ''Clergymen spoke
both of the moral law governing trans.
actions and the benefits to be derived by
both buyer and seller through a stric,
living W to OF the moral law"
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-06-14
RoFRANo WANTS TO TESTIFY.
Resents Testimony Concerning
Him In the CarnivaIe Trial.

Emory r. Buckner, counsel for
Michael A. Rofrano, Deputy Street
Cleaning Commissioner. In answer to
inquiries made last night, issued the fol-
lowing statement:
Commissioners Rofrano will OF course
testify in the CarnivaIe case now being
tried In tho criminal branch OF the Su-
preme Court. Two men under sentence
Of life Imprisonment for murder havs
testified that Carnivale told them that
Rofrano wanted a large number Of peo-
pie killed. including one Gaimari. for
whose murder Carnivale Ia now on trial.
Commissioner Rofrano cannot sit by
inc see his name traduced we In such
a roundabout fashion. When ne first
learned that these '1ifers'' had told the
story to the District Attorney ne sent
mo 70 Deputy Assistant District Attor-
ney Deacon Murphy and through me
offered to produce to the District Attor-
ney any evidence in his possession or
answer any charges duplicating him In
any way.
The District Attorney has not awaited
himself OF this opportunity. I have
therefore asked Lloyd p. Stryker. coun-
sci for Carnivale, to call Commissioner
Rofrano as a witness in order that he
may promptly clear his nane. Mr..
Stryker has promised to give him this
opportunity. He will he glad to testify
and would waive any immunity. II
neither the District Attorney nor Mr..
Stryker calls Commissioners Rofrano as
a witness he will ask the court to per-
init him to testify" .
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-06-14
ELOPER ALREADY MARRIED.
stea m boat Mate Held on Charge Of
white slavery.

HAcKENsAcK, n. j.. June 13.-Joseph
Mason. first mate on one OF the Troy
steamboat. 10 in the Hackensack Jail
awaiting extradition to Albany on the
charge OF violating the Mann act. He
was arrested In Ridgefeld Park by
Police Captain McElroy with a marriage
license which he had Just procured In
his hand. The other name on the license
was Octantea Dibble. aged 90, a daugh-
ter OF Mr.. n Mrs. August l.. Dibble OF
Albany. y. Y.
1t seems that the couple came down
from Albany three or four days 3 and
secured rooms at the home OF Mrs.
Thornton on Summit avenue. Ridgeield
Park.
Chief of Police Hyatt of Albany tele-
graphed to have Mason arrested. Capt.
McElroy learned that Mason was a mar
ried man. although he had not lived with
his wife for four years. m noticed
that ne had declared himself TO be single.
Mrs. Dibble came down from Albany
this morning and o her daughter
home with her. Miss Dibble cried when
che heard of Mason's arrest. h had
agreed to the elopement. but insisted she
did not know he was married.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-06-14
NcADoo WORKS FOR SHIPS.
Sends . Letter to Latin American
Countries.

WARRINGTON, June l3.-Secretary Nc
Adoo took the FIRST step to-day to get
support from tho countries represented
q the recent Pan-American financial
conference for the Administrations ship
ping propaganda when he addressed a
letter to each OF tho Latin American
countries embodying a long list Of lead
ing questions regarding shipping facili-
ties between Latin America and the
United States.
The wording Of tho S~ecretary's ques-
'os indicates clearly that he hopes to
establish that there has been a rate DIS
Elimination against shipments to the
.hled States from South America and
" iavor OF European ports by tho Euro
pean shipping corporations which oper-
s,eo practically all the merchant ships
''s'lne from the southern ports.
Ahother purpose which Mr.. McAdoo
slnently has in mind is to develop evil
uehce OF a remarkable rise in shipping
.sles 10 and from Latin American ports
.nce the outbreak of the war. The les
.On which he will seek to draw from
,4cna conclusion doubtless Is the same
.ased upon the disclosures he made as
~the shipping rates during the shipping
"en' N tongress-namely, that the
.,un.fles OF this hemisphere can be pro-
,s, against exorbitant shipping rates
.ny through the establishment Of a Gov
''"ment owned merchant marine.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-06-14
HELD FOR ATTACKING GIRL.
saIesma. Accused Of Trapping He,

salesmaa Accused of Trapping He,
IN West Enc Avenue House.
A man describing himself a. Maur1ol
8. Hooper. -. q salesman. Of SIT west
End avenue. was held by Magistrate
Krotel In the West Side police court
yesterday In $500 bail for further az
animation on a seriou charge preferred
by Clementine Collins. q young woman
living at TIA West End avenue, who
says she is in the theatrical business.
William j. Clark Of 1859 West Ninety.
NTH street heard a woman scream early
yesterday a. ne was In an automobile
a door or two from Hooper's homo. He
telephoned to Police Headquarters from
a nearby apartment house and thsr
called Policeman Luderman Of the Wssl
Sixty-eiEhth street station.
Miss Collins ran out Of the Hooper
house and almost landed In Luderman'i
arms. Policeman John Dugan fount
Hooper hiding behind . chimney on tn,
roof of sos. The young woman identified
him, but said she did not care to max,
a formal complaint. Mr.. Clark insisted
It was her duty to do 30. and she con
scented.
Miss SoiilHs suiu tHdt WINE Wdikiut
at Ninety-ninth street and Broadway
she was introduced by a woman frient
to Hooper. They went to a summer
garden and Hooper. she said. invited he
to attend a surprise party. She declared
ne lot himself into the house with a Ike,
and then attempted to attack her.
Tho house in which Hooper said h,
lived In boarded Up and there were n,
lights there last night. Neighbors sals
the family had gone away for the sum
mer.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-06-14
TnAicab Runs Into Auto Driven ny
Police Chauffeur.

Patrolman Frank Freer. a department
chauffeur attached 10 the central office,
took his friend Fatrolman George Lea
witt, out for a ride in his own car
last night, AS they were going south m
Amsterdam avenue near Eighty-first
street Freer tried his hest TO dodge
a taxi zigzagging north and failed. The
smash was "A 500 one and all the
damage was done to Freer's car.
Freer's guest jumped u and over
hauled the axi after II had taken 10
the sidewalk. He arrested the driver.
who described himself as Michael Raj
ferty, 81, Of ia Amsterdam avenue
Rafferty, was locked up at Police Head.
quarters on charges OF malicious mis-
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-06-14
FORGERY TO FURNISH HOME.
New Jersey Bridegroom-to-be Ar.
rested on That Charge,

NuTLEr, ". j.. Juno 13.-1n order to
get furniture for the home to which he
planned to take his bride, George White.
20 years old. of Center street, forged a
check for $379s3 yesterday and pre-
scented II for payment. He was arraigned
before Recorder James NJ. Post last
night and pleaded guilty. He was held
In $4,000 bail.
Whit was engaged to marry a
Newark girl this month and yesterday
went to a Newark furniture store ami
bought s175 worth OF home furnishings.
He rendered a check, which was made out
TO the name OF Hamilton X. Ward and
bore the forged signature OF Thomas !.
O'Neil. president OF the Bank OF Nutley.
Ward told the furniture dealer to send
the change when the check went through
the bank At the Nutley bank the check
was pronounced false and a warrant
was Issued for Ward.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-06-14
JERSEY BANDIT ESCAPES.
Armed Guard About CarlstaLt
woods withdra wn-Noney Gons.

HAcxENsAcK. y. J.. June l3.-The po-
lice Of East Rutherford and Carlsbad
ard the special deputies who for two
nights and a day surrounded the woods
along the Paterson Plank road and
Moonachie avenue. Carls,adt. to prevent
the escape OF two of three bandits who
on Friday evening robbed the drivers Of
the Tom Tobacco Company a OF
$500. were called OF this morning. II is
believed the lone rohher. who must have
had the money. for the We under arrest
haven't a cent. escaped In the night.
Chief OF Police Rellesheim of Carl
stadt. who captured James O'Leary. one
NJ the two in jail. said he had the name
of tho third rohher.
OHLeary was wounded IN his attempt
70 escape from the woods Friday night.
The wounds are not serious.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-06-14
GIRL LEAPS; OTHERS IN PANIC.
Clothes NJ Many Torn In Rssh
From Factory Building.

The leap OF a young girl from a sixth
fioor window Of the Manhattan White
Goods Company Offices. at 81 to II
Wooster street, caused a panic among
more than 100 other girls there yester-
day. Employees ran down the nre es-
capes and stairways and the police re-
serves and fremen were called to restore
order.
The trouble began when Fanny Green
berg OF 772 Forest avenue. The Bronx,
ran screaming to a rear window and
leaped TO the yard below. h was
killed instantly. Several girls began to
shout Fanny! !" and others thought there
was a fire. In tho rush TO get out OF the
building the clothes of man Of the girls
were torn and they had to use some Of
the factory goods before they could 20
10 their homes.
The body Of Miss Greenberg wal
taken to her home.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-06-14
Autom obilist Arrested for Running
Down Two MotorcycIists.

Joseph johnson. ~. Of Richmond ave-
nue.. Port Richmond. and Sernado Sum-
derhoff. 20. Of Chestnut avenue. Rose
bank. were injured last night while rid
ing a motorcycle on the Amboy road at
Great Kills, Staten Island. when their
machine was run into by m automo-
bile driven by Paul Hirsch. ~ years OF
age. OF los Twelfth street. Brooklyn.
johnson received decorations OF the
face and cuts about the head and body
and sundsrhoff had his right leg broken
and was cut and bruised. Both were
taken to St. vincent's Hospital.
Hirsch was arrested by the police
and charged with recklessly driving an
automobile.