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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12
woT TOMMY TOLD THE DUCHESS

New York World
I barred my manly bosom to Is 'orrid
I called on Gawd TO witness that all my
ribs was broke!
Il tbnmped me and e punched me and
is bloomin' face was long, II,
But when e says Count five, my leo'
| give i'm this ere song:
ITS long way to Tipperary,
It's a long way to 50.
It's a long way TO Tipperary,
And the sweetest girl knowl"
l 'ad TO keep my spirits up, though tears
amt no disgrace
When you're coughing blood and shrap-
mel. but / 'ad to save my face,
So | offered I'm my blankets and you bet
made em ear
IF any mate will clip me sing I've
two bits left for beer
ITS long road 10 Tipperary'
We're going ONE today,
We cursed the surgeon for a thief,
But e wouldn't let us stay
Then something must ave 'appened, Tor
an English nurse was near
with natural lmpcrliIeness, said,
"Mornin'. sister dear"
She turned as white as paper, Man be
careful what you sayl
You 'avent spoke for seven weeks-we
thought you'd die today!"
TITS q long way to Tipperary,
But when I cave In view,
Moll went mind the crutches
Because my cart Is true.
I don't mind your crutches, Tom,
I know your love Is true'
That's wot Moll will say to me
When cave In VIEW"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12
Why Not a Municipal Exposition :

One of the common complaints Of the day,
CT. rather, the source OF many complaints, is the
ignorance OF the busy business man and the
vork-a-day workngman Of what their public
servants are really doing for them. The ordi-
rary man grumblingly pays his taxes and trusts
TO luck as to getting something in return, II
he knew what his money was. in fact. buying
he might not grumble so much, or fad fault so
easily,
But people will not take the time to visit
the public institutions and investigate for them
selves II they are to learn, what they should
know. the information must be brought to them
IN some appealing form. To bridge this gap
several cities. notably the city OF Dayton, have
held a municipal exposition, with exhibits illus
tratng the work OF the different departments
Of the municipal government including the
Public schools The slogan in Dayton was, "see
how your city works for you" II a municipal
exposition accomplishes desirable purpose and
is good thing for Dayton, 1t might be a good
thing for Omaha, too.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

complimentary dinner is TO be given at the Omaha
club rooms Saturday TO Hon. j. V. Farwen OF Chicago
in the interest OF the Young Mems Christian assoca
ton The following gentlemen have the affair in
charge; =. C. HimsbauEh. o. T. Davis. Leavitt Burn
ham Warren switEleF n. Merriam. Dr. p. s. Ieisen
rms, DR. J. c Denise. Dr. o. $ Wood and J. l.. Nc
CaGue.
The firm Of Ioken. sisnssm a Co. fish dealers.
has dissolved partnership and the concern will be
known hereafter as the Benson Fish company.
5. :, Stevens and wife LETT for the east
ueorge II. Daniels, commissioner OF the Colorado
peel was Ia Omaha during the day.
Douglas grove Of the United Ancient order 90
DFds. has Installed the following officers: Herman
Rosensweis. n. A.; q. Messmer. v, A. George Ich.
akes O.; Jacob Hula treasurer; A. sally secretary;
william Eschle. l. c.; o. sauker. o. q.
Lieutenant Chase General Towards aide-de-canp.
win 70 Fort Niobrara this week. and bring his
family with him 10 Omaha
EpZeno Baehr has from New York TO take a
position with Max Meyer a Brother.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12
Twice Told Tales
Inefficient.

New York advertising expert said In an address
on efficiency In Salesmanship;
THE efficient salesman or saleswoman never Jumps
at false or rash conclusions.
There was a rather pretty girl taken on in a big
provision house the other day who IL very far from
the maximum of efficiency.
An elderly gentleman got out Of his limousine one
morning entered this girls department raised his hat
politely and said;
Good morning. DO you keep datesT
Misunderstanding tho questions purport the pretty
girl flushed angriiy ana answered.
Yes, keep em. all right. all right. but don't
make em with no old fossils like your New York
Times.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12
School Sanitation

Forty states Of the union have taken
some legal action toward safeguarding
the sanitation of public school buildings.
Thirty OF the states have sought % reg
ulate the water supply OF the public
school. The revolt against the common
drinking cup has come within the last
five years. Kansas was the pioneer. bu.
other states followed rapidly, 30 that nav
half of the entire number have either
law or a regulation regarding dr.nkips
cups.
rhirty-eisht states have some legal
provision regarding the school site.
Neatly all Of these provisions are state
wide IN their application, and are mazda .
tory IN character. These provisions IA
clude the proximity of 'nulsanccs." await
ability OF the site and size OF the site.
Nineteen states have laws prohibiting inc
location OF school buildings within spe
cited distance from places where ilquor
Is sold from gambling houses. h1uses OF
prostitution and noisy or smoky factories.
Some form Of protection against ire
and panic Is found In thlrty-slX stat g..
BlaI Ike res ulatio! 5, tr he mower o make
sGed esuleth NJ, .i'
General or special construction wa o
Wow to tire prevention Is dealt w.t. In
ten states, Thirteen Of tho s,a e. ina .
Fcrlothing 10 say Is 20 corrd)rs an /
in er stairweys; twenty-fOur ave egu
tons as TO exits, and twenty-five as q
exterior escapes; ten mention alarm aud
fire fighting apparatus. and eleven STATE 3
provide by law or regulation .oF fri
Ills. Less than halt the states have
any iesai word on ventilation. Thirty
cubic feet Of fresh air per pJpil per m'n-
ttc Is the conventional amount . G, fed
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12
LINES TO 4 LAUaA'

Your boy Josh seems to have the
eccentrlcitiss Of genius
NO doubt OF It, replied Farmer Corn
tossei He's well supplied with the
eccentricities. II he can get little Of the
genius, l bet he'll be something.-Wash-
Ing Star.
Il suppose you have high ambitions for
your boy?"
well, / wouldn't say that exactly,
but | do hope that he won't turn out
TO be the male assistant to a female
dancing teacher Free Press.
Now. children, I want you TO be per.
fectly quiet when the bishop is here, and
not say anything that will mortify me.
But, mamma, can't VIC lust ask him II
he will baptize the new kittens ?'--LAfe.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

Our democratic senator from Nebraska has
al last found one legislative proposal urged by
the president which he feels he can conscien-
fiously support or course. the fact that Colonel
nryan is against It has nothing TO do with the
senator's position But still. It would be a long
gamble to find the president. the senator and
the ex-secretary OF state all pulling on the same
cope
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12
Her TaIent RevenIed.

very green Norwegian girl had come 10 this
country in search Of employment She was taken into
household as cook but failed entirely to give sat
sfaetion Nearly everything she undertook resulted
In failure, and finally the mistress OF the house asked
In desperation;
"Eda, IL there anything you do2"
"Yees," the girls reply.
We'll. tell me what II is" said the mistress
"Ay can milk reindeer" said the girl camy.-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

The daily cost OF war to Great Britain has
reached the enormous sum OF $2i,750,0 900, an
increase Of SO per cent in five months. The
figures represent the approximate cost OF the
war TO the entente allies, England being the
financial agent of all. The immensely OF the
material wastage EQUALS 100000 an hour.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

Katherine and Margaret found themselves seated
next each other at dinner party aud tely
became confidential
Molly told me that you told her that secret told
you not to tell her." whispered Margaret
"oh. isn't she the mean thngl" gasped Katherine
why told her not TO tell youi"
"Well" returned Margaret IT told her wouldn't
tell you she told me-so don't tell her did "-Tcyery-
body's Magazine.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

1t seems that the memory OF Charles s. Mel
len. hitherto esteemed a marvel of accuracy.
failed at critical moment in the trial OF his
railroad associates, leaving the prosecution still
eroping In the dark for a missing link. This
goes to prove the rule that high grade memories
carry first-elass forgetteries as safety attach
snents
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

The investigation into the factory fire in
Brooklyn shows that the owner failed to heed
the warning Of the inspector and the inspector
failed TO enforce his warning. The pity Of Il is
that lives had to be sacrificed to reveal this
reckless indifference.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

The diyinities that doth hedge the emperor
81 Japan comprise the sacred mirror. the sacred
beads and the sacred sword. These articles are
symbolic Of the original deities OF the present
empire, AS type Of oriental mythology II car
ries more substance TO buttress the divine
right" of kings than European claimants can
prescnt.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

movies wo,dd 'pleass- hey Jose AZ wsir''S
Birmingham Age-Herald.
Grubbs-Do you think there IL any real
cure for hay fever? 80.
or beheadinE will do the trick, but In my
own view Il survives as punishment IN
the next World.-IndanapolS news
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

Lest we forget It. Medicine. Hat sends ad
vance samples to show that its stock OF winte
goods far outruns the demand.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

Musicians ought 10 be able to bear the
coni equencCs OF a disastrous strike"
Why musicians7
Because they are used TO facing the
mus c."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
knicker--Do you I've in o heightened
APARTMENT house?
Hocker-VeEy; II has a marble entrance
and a marble jantor.-New York Times
What chance have ] got with that
Eirl? one OF her hdmireTs owns an auto
mC bile and the other has a motorbont."
Son, II she likes you, a trip 10 the
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

Freedom Of the seas" sounds a sonoroui
note. but its visible progress is to the filing
cases OF diplomacy.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

~ No one has heard any democrats growing
over Kentucky. To save the blue grass" state
IN this halcyon time Of democratic ascendancy
~ paltry few hundred votes is nothing TO brag
pbout.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

II President Wilson and Colonel Bryan cam
rot agree whether the Old Testament or tho
New Testament carries more authority, let them
submit the dispute to Rev. Billy" Sunday.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

Restoration of the monarchy is deferred, not
defeated. in China. Reasonable delay insures
IN artistic crown built to measure.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

All presidential aspirants who wish consid-
Grafton by Nebraska republicans are assured
cordial reception and an attentive hearing.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

This is the tornado belt. all right. but this
is hardly the tornado season.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

incidentally. observe that the so-called APE
man is white man and not negro.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

Political astronomers search In vain for
sign offering flicker OF hope OF peace before
November. 1916. Plan your defenses now
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

Travelling Man Speaks out.
JULESBURG. Colo, Nov. Ito the
Editor OF The Bee; notice In The Bee a
letter on Bible and hell by Mr. Brad
shaw OF North Platte. This article Is
about on a par with his former letter, In
which he denounced the travelling men.
wish he would explain why Billy
Sunday was right in attempting to force
his way into tho Omaha public schools
and why we should have the Bible in the
public schools. The public schools were
never intended for religious education.
Less than half the patrons Of the pubic
schools are church members, and while
this L. the case no school board has
the right 70 allow the teaching OF the
Bible In the public schools.
l would like to state In closing that
two of my fellow workers who were
converted during the revival in Omaha,
have. during the last week. gone insane
with "Billy's" religion 90 and are now
being cared for in an asylum.
HARRY EMMETT,
Another Travelling Man.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

The tango is simplifed into this form
I. -Four slow walking steps. chase (side cut,
side) one corte deap-slide forward, back and res)
Open position moving forward in line OF dree-
tion; three GLASSES and one corte.
Two waltz steps. turning and corte.
4. Two steps forward one waits step one corte
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-12

Subscribers leaving the city temporarily
should have The Bee mailed TO them. Ad-
dress will be changed as often as requested.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-30
MARKING THE EARLY LAYERS
Band Placed on Leg Of PuIlet Begin
ming to Lay In October Helps In
Selection of Breeders.

The pullets that begin laying first
are as a rule the best layers; 1t is
from these pullets and hens that we
should hatch our breeding birds. Col
ored leg bands are useful for marking
birds with special points; a red band
on the leg of each pullet that begins
to lay in October will make the selec-
ton of breeders next spring easier.
The Missouri state poultry experiment
station this year had fifty pullets bred
from good layers which began to lay
when little over four months old. In
every case the pullets that began to
lay first came from the highest laying
hens. OF the thirteen pullets that be-
gan laying first, three were Buff Leg
horns, two Barred Plymouth Rocks,
four White Leghorns. one Ancona, one
Campine, one Rhinelander, and one
White Orpington. The Barred Rocks
and the White Orplngton weighed
from three and q half to four pounds
EACH all the others from two and a
half to three and a fourth pounds
each.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-30

Clean nests mean clean eggs.
Clean, fresh eggs spell clean profits
All growing turkeys should have as
much grain as they will eat twice
day.
The American hen laid 20,O00,0O0-
900 eggs last year and had a good
right to cackle.
The hen, after laying an egg, needs
a drink of water. See that 1t is al
ways accessible.
An egg contains quite a large per-
centage of water, hence water must be
supplied in plenty.
AS fowls have no organs for masti-
cation, their food must be prepared
for digestion in the gizzard.
The cry now is for winter eggs.
The poultry keeper smart enough to
get them is the one who is successful
financially.
Unslaked lime, coal ashes or dry
dirt are good materials to scatter over
the floor and under the roosts after a
good cleaning up.
Keep the hopper full Of dry mash
all of the time This gives the chick
ems an opportunity to balance the
grain rations fed.
Dressed poultry must now be Of uni
form size and color, and must be Of
good size, with a generous supply Of
meat on the breast.
The Guinea fowl is growing in favor
as a market bird, the flesh coming
nearer to the flavor of game than any
of our domestic poultry.
The hens should have a place tc
roost and 1t should not be over the
cows, on the farm implements ant
] buggies, or In the haymow.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-30
Nonfreezlng Fount.

30 that this suggestion does not Of
fer any relief. A new invention to
take care Of the water in winter wealth
er is shown in the accompanying cut,
the subject of recent patent grant.
1t has an opening at its side where
the water is supplied to trough To-
Gated below the opening of the reser-
voir. Above 1t is sloping side wall.
The fountain has a removable cover,
which also is packed with nonconduct-
ing material. The atmospheric pres
sure on the small quantity of water in
the trough will retain the mass of
liquid within the main reservoir 80
long as the liquid in the trough is suf-
ficient to maintain the oriflce or open
ing to the trough closed.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-30
Obern News

Rain, Rain, more rain.
Henry Milestone is quite poorly
again.
Edd Brown from Antelope Valley,
was calling on relatives here Satur-
day.
A number of farmers were vacinat-
ing cattle Saturday.
II. G. Downing lost "A fine calf last
week.
Claude Davis and family visited his
brother, Earl Davis Sunday.
Fl. G. Downing and family spent
Sunday with H. Milestone and wife.
Several of the young folks attended
the party at Brownell's Saturday
night in honor of Miss Marle's 10th
birthday anniversary.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rowan, Ralph Sher-
man and wife and Miss Scranton were
callers at the MILESTONE home Sun
day afternoon.
. The Ladies' Aid met with Mrs. II.
b, Brown Thursday.
A. W. Downing and Miss Wear were
at the county seat Thursday
and Friday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-30

Thos. Harrel made a business trip
to Dodge City the first Of the week.
Mrs. w. B. Taylor went to Wichita
yesterday morning on business.
Mrs, Thos, w. Cav will present q
number of her pupils In recital at
the Presbyterian church on Saturday
evening, May ID.
S. D. Still returned Friday from
Kansas City, where he has been tax
idg medical treatment. Mr., Stills
condition is greatly improved but he
will have to take life easy for little
while.
Miss Mildred Long will give pie
supper at the Union school house, lC
miles south of town, Friday night,
A short literary program will be
given by Miss Longs pupils. All are
invited.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-30

l am grown expensive and sophis-
ticated. can no longer live without
elegance, but a country man shall be
master of my revels. He who knows
the most, he who knows what sweets
and virtues are in the ground, the
water, the plants, the heavens, and
how to come at these entertainments,
is the rich and royal man. Only as
far as the masters Of the world have
called in Nature to their aid can they
reach the height of magnificence.
This is the meaning of their hanging
gardens, villas, garden houses, ISL
ands, parks and preserves.-Ralph
Waldo Emerson.
Tuesday afteroon Misses Hazel and
Ruth Wooley entertained for Miss
Edna Fuest, the event being mis-
cellaneous Shower" Light refresh.
ments were served. Those present
were: Misses Mary Kennedy, Fave
A dams, Georgia Spears, Olive Fulton.
Leo Reynolds, Blanch Fuest, Mabel
Evans and MRS. Clyde Atha.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-30
Worms Marvellous Work.

It requires moths Of more or less
beauty, worms which are positively
ugly and repulsive, to turn out from
their laboratories, whose secrets are
almost as battling as those of the law
of gravitation, filaments so fine that to
fully appreciate their rareness one
must use powerful microscope, and
that still explains little or nothing Of
the mystery of manufacture How 1t
is done only the worm could tell, and
though worm may turn It cannot
speak.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-30
Kitchen Shower"

Mrs. Clyde Atha gave "Kitchen
Shower" at her home Wednesday
afternoon, the guest Of honor being
Miss Edna Fuest. The afternoon was
scent In pleasant conversation. The
hostess served delicious refreshments.
Those invited were Misses Blanche
Fuest, Ruth and Hazel Wooley, Faye
Adams, Mabel Evans, Georgia Spears,
Olive Fulton, Leo Reynolds, Mary
Kennedy. and Mesdames Otis Turner
and S. A. Fields.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-30
Stability Of Wax.

The stability of wax is we'll Illus
trated by the perfect condition of
many medieval seals, some as old
as the thirteenth century, in which
no alteration can be found in the
chemical and physical properties of
the wax. These were made from pure
beeswax or from beeswax and resin
mixed.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-30
Power of ideal.

No one can cherish an ideal, and
devote himself to it's realization from
year to year, and strive and struggle
and make sacrifices for its attainment.
without undergoing a certain gracious
transformation, of which the highest
powers must be aware and men can
hardly miss.-John White Chadwick.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-30
Wearing Quality of Paint.

The wearing quality of a paint, and
its protecting power, are due more to
the pigment than to the oil. With a
pigment ground in oil. the finer the
pigment, the longer It will wear; but
it will dry more slowly. A layer of
paint is about three times as thick
as a layer of llnseed oil; hence, for
this and other reasons. a paint affords
better protection than oil.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-30
British Crown Made for Victoria.

The present crown of the English
king was originally made for Queen
Victoria, at her coronation, in 1898.
The principal jewels were taken from
older crowns. The most noted stone
is the great ruby which was given to
the Black Prince by Peter the Cruel
after the battle of Navarette. in 1867.
It also was worn by Henry V in the
crown encircling his helmet at the
battle of Aglncourt in 1415.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-30
A Noble Task.

In too many instances the country
papers mimic the city press by CIV
ing prominence to scandals, accidents
and political agitation. The new
rural civilization has placed upon the
rural press renewed responsibilities,
and enlarged possibilities for useful
ness. 1t cannot perform its mission
to agriculture by recording the frail-
ties, the mlshaps and inordinate am
billions of humanity, or by filling its
columns with the echoes of the strug-
giles of busy streets, or by enchanting
stories of city life which lure our
children from the farm.
1t has higher and nobler task.
Too often the pages of the city dailles
bristle with the struggle of ambitious
men in their wild lust for power, and
many times the flames of personal
conflict scar the tender buds of new
civilization and illuminate the path
way to destruction The rural press
Is the governing power of public senti-
ment and must hold steadfast to
principle and keep the ship Of state
In the roadstead of progress. The
rural press can best serve the inter
ests of the farmers by applying Its
energies to the solution Of problems
affecting the local community. 1t
must stem the mighty life current
that is moving from the farm to the
cities, sweeping before 1t thousand
boys and girls per day. 1t has to deal
with the fundamental problems Of
civilization at their fountain head. Its
mission is to direct growth, teach ef-
ficiency and mold the intellectual life
of the country, placing before the pub
lie the daily problems of the farmers
and giving first attention to the leg
lslative, cooperative. educational and
social needs of the agricultural classes
within its respective community.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-04-30

A hen will fatten more sadily than
growing pullet and laying hen re-
quires more heterogeneous food than one
not laying.
Squads should be in prime condi-
ton for market at the age Of four
weeks. Dispose of them as near this
period as possible.
Hens ought to pay at least a dollar
year per head. If they do not some
thing is wrong. Learn the trouble.
The sooner the better
The hen must have some animal
food In order to produce successfully.
She gathers this in the summer time
but in the winter 1t must be pro.
vided.
It is almost impossible to get
enough fresh, pure air inside of four
wallis and 1t is not possible at all to
keep the wholesome flush Of health
In rooms unvisited by the daily sun.