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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-11-20
A DRUG AND TOILET GOODS
Sale Saturday of Much Importance

T r a n s p aren't
handle I o o { h
brush in box
for .......14O
Hand and nail
scrub b r u 8 h,
SOC and 45c
values .25c
w hite Ivory
handle Hughes
ideal hair brush
for .S1.70
f r g n c h ivory
pOWuer DoAoS
and \ hair re-
ceiyefs $500
G o m b in alton
red rubber bot
tie and syringe,
$1.75 val. O7c
Rubber Gloves,
a pair. ....10c
G h amberlain's
cough remedy,
Csc size. 10c
Kondon's Ca
tarrh jell, 25c
blL0 lou
Fels Naphtha
soap, 10 cakes
for .......b 900
Denver m u d,
25c size. 1Sc
Blue Jay corn
and b u n 1 o n
plasters, / 5 C
size, lie; 25c
size .,..1 Oc
Beef, Wine and
iron, / pint 42o
Witch Hazel, 1
qt., best grade.
for ,......@ DO
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.fRoHlRlTloN PRoHlRlrs

Incidentally. one OF the interesting
reults OF the prohibition sweep which
is causing comment here IS indicated
by the New York stock market reports,
says a Washington ID. CO correspond.
ent A5oLt ten months ago the shares
of the DisUlleries Securities company
were quoted around nineteen and
twenty and on one occasion twenty
two Then they toboggaued down Co.
fourteen. nuctuatcd there short time.
and took other drops. until they were
quoted two and half and five and q
half This is the lowest record ever
reached and g. credited to tho fact
,hat many distllericB i'm tho dry md
prospectiyely dry states have como
into voluntary liquidation. while in
Ohio and Illinois many brewery com.
panios have been placed fire. Che hands
Of receivers
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War and Necessltv.

Assuming an air of sage importance
the fat plumber calculated:
War is a necessity"
Pooh! How do you make that
out?" demanded the thin carpenter.
deprecatingly.
Did you read that Edison is going
to devote his energies to American
protective measures in time OF wa-?"
Yep. What OF it?"
THAT proves my contention"
How"
War makes invention necessary,
doesn't it?"
Il suppose So"
And necessity Is the mother OF in
vention?"
"Huhw
Therefore war and necessity are
synonymous"
The thin carpenter Is still thinking
1t over Youngstown Telegram
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Do IL ALONE.

The Rotary club OF Manchester,
England. recently gave a dinner at
Midday to Harry Lauder. TIE come
lian. 4 Scottish menu was served
IN his honor. the haggis figuring promi
neutly The Cock o. the North" was
huly played by piper and on the table
were beer, wine and spirits
Said Harry to his hosts:
we, as Rotarians. meet as a bust
ness proposition in the middle Of the
day, when drink is not necessary.
You may take one, two or three and
90 back to business 'muzzy' You
can't do your business II YOU are in
state Of 'muzziness' when you have
finished you can drink as much as YOU
like but do it alone. II youeurc gqing
to hell, 90 by yourself; don't drag
anyone with you. J have gone into
clubs-not often, thank God-and
Eeen a fellow come I'm when every
other place was closed He was re.
garded as jolly good fellow. and
everybody clapped him on the back
and laughed Did bis people at home
laugh"
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CHICAGO GOING pRY.


Billy Sundays message to Chicago
TO the effect that Batter Booze has
thine balls and two strikes called on
him." prompted Chicago Tribune to
interview some OF the downtown sa-
loonkeepers. This what one oldtimer
said:
f"Throe balls and two strikes isn't
putting it strong enough. The bats
half swung on the third strike now.
way over the ball You can go from
one end of the loop 10 the other and
crisscross. and you won't find a single
saloonkeeper making money. In some@
where between three apdative years
this towns going to be dry as Evan
ston. The women are going 20 do II.
and r don't much blame them It's
the women the things hit Who suf.
fers when a good Fellow making $18
a week. shows his sporting blood
by spending four or five of it over
the bar on pay day? Say, It's trag-
edy for that womanl So, what's she
going to do? Just stop It, put her foot
down and her vote down. Three balls
and two strikes, CHI? You can Just
call that third strike now"
There's no doubt about IT," said
another, Chicago is going dry. We
all know that. and so far as we are
concerned down here in the loop, 1t
might as well be dry now"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1915-09-08

Did you ever notice" Gays an ez
change that when the booze inter
ests want 70 put one over On The pco.
pie they always work under an al.as1
Manufacturers and Dealers associe.
ton is a fair sample. Also they al
ways clothe their proposition in a bigh
sounding and pleasing name-a catchy
name-such as Home Rule. And DID
you ever. notice how many ignora
muses. falf for such a nance Isn't f.
strange That such a powerful interest
never presents a square front, but 81
way proceeds By circumventioni"
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IeniIpefal 1l@e
q @SSRN
CONDUCTED by the National woman's
WAR AGAINST ALCOHOL.

WAR AGAINST ALCOHOL.
Get on the water wagoni" is now
the slogan OF the New York health
department. Its head, DR.. Sigismund
S. Goldwater. says that anything
which affects the health of the people
Of q city is a subject of concern to
the health officials, and In accord
ance with this view he has declared
war on liquor 1T is nonsense" he
says. TO so on fighting disease and
crime five don't do something 20 abol-
ish the chief factor in causation.
There are too many people sick from
liquor in New York city--that's enough
for me. l want Il understood
that this is to be real fight. 1t is
not enough to make occasional depre-
catory mention Of alcohol and it's re-
suits; we must have definite antial-
cohol program. The work of the
health department i'm this field will
henceforth be systematic, aggressive
and unremittingF Every means OF
publicity will be utilized in This caul-
patgn. IL will be spectacular and in
the vernacular, the rich mans cham
payne and highballs. as well as the
poor mans third rail" whisky and
beer, will be the object of attack.
For months the New York state
board of health has been giving out
TO the press OF the state. under the
title Health Hints" strong state
ments concerning tho Injurious effects
of alcohol. Therefore the action now
taken by the New York CITY board lis
not n great surprise. 1t is being warm
~ commended by members OF the
medical profession. and without doubt
health officials of other cities will fol
low the lead
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Notice to Subscribers.

Our subscribers will please bear IN
mind the ruling of the Postmaster Gen.
eral that if they become in arrears more
than twelve months we will DO required
20 pay postage at the rate OF one cent for
every four ounces, making one cent post.
age on each paper sent you. If we are
compelled 10 pay this postage we expect
60 charge it to the subscriber; therefore,
see that you do not become in arrears.
LOOK AT THE DATE AFTER
YOUR NAME ON YOUR PAPER.
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DISTRESSING PIMPLES
Removed by cuticura soap and oInS,
ment. Trial Free.

Smear them with the Ointment
Wash off in five minutes with Cutl-
cura Soap and hot water and continue
bathing for some minutes. Repeat on
rising and retiring. These fragrant
supercreamy emollients do much for
the skin, and do it quickly.
Sample each free by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. Ky
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
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Golnu Up.

What is the reason ice is SO high
this summer" inquired the lady OF
the house.
Its like this said the iceman
THE early part of the summer was
so cool that there wasn't much de
mand for ice. so we had to raise the
price SO we could make a living"
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rs it true that only people with an
excess Of iron in their systems have q
tendency TO freckles?" asked the
summer girl of her father.
II don't believe II is," replied DAG
That young chap who goes bathing
with you has an excess of brass, ana.
he's got freckles"
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HeLnlna Hubby.

MY husband has found a way BY
which he says I'm of the greatest
help to him in his. hterary work"
How nice that must be for you,
my dearl But how are you able tO
do it?"
'As soon as ! see him at his desR
go into another room and keen
perfectly quiet until he has M
ished"
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II presume you had many interest
Ing experiences while abroad?"
Quite so. liked Venice"
AS to why in PARTICULAR
You could get a seagoing cab there
all right"-LOuisville Cohrier-Journhl.
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Being restrained by law from whip
ping his wife. about the only amuse.
ment married man has is kicking
his dog.
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WaYne COurta.-

Terms 81 Circujl Court; Second MOsAAy IN
february, May, August and November.
Terms of County Court: First Monday In Ian
aAry, April and July, and Third Monday in No
vemben.
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Tob printing of all kinds neatly
q and promptly executed on rea-
sonable terms.
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The more moneys man has the,
more he can refuse to lend
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For genuine comfort and lasting pleas
ure use Red Cross Ball Blue on wash day.
All good grocers. Adv.
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subnrhan onlet.

Knicker-Did they have a Sleeping
porch?
Bocker-Yes, the dafned thing.
snored
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Happy IL the homs where Red Crous
Ball Blue is used. Sure to please. An.
groccrs ADV.
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The CeredO Advance

A Republican Newspaper that
has a large circulation in the Big
sandy and Twelve Pole Valleys.
An excellent advertising medi.
am
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TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.
One cepy, one year, 100
One copy, six months, 80
One copy, three months. 80
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Even a sensible man likes a taste of
fattery occasionally.
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Some mems ideas OF progress is to
stand and watch others go backward.
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DingIebatz-TWhy doesn't he?
Snicklefritz-Guess he hasn't time
He employs nearly 200 hands in his
factory.
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II SUBSCRIPTION.

Published Every Wednesday,
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officer. Hes Out AaaInI

Sntcklefritz-I know a man ,who
never washes his hands before break
fast
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THERE'S dot of money
here and in This vicinity.
Possessorsof thatmoney
read this papers they swear by
it. They want TO be shown.
II your goods are right, they
want to buy. This paper
talks TO that money at regular
intervals. It's money that
talks back and talks back
strong. Get your share-do
your talking through our ad-
vertising columns.
New Britain herald., 1915-12-09
LONDON VIEWS 0N
 WILSON'S ADDRESS
DenunCiation of War PlOtterS Too Mild, Says Pan Mall Gazette

London, Dec. 9.-EXpressing the view that President Wilson's denun- citation in his message to congress of the activities of war plotters was too mild in general and not sufficiently discriminatory between unneutral conduct and criminal conduct, the Pail Mall Gazette says
 He even goes so far as to sug- gest that the acts of an assassin or a dynamiter are chiefly heinous as exhibitions of unneutral conduct and that equal censure must fall upon every American who fails to keep the scales of judgment even and prove himself a partisan of no nation but his own
 Raps Theory of Morals.
 We cannot say that this theory of morals, whatever it's convenience may be in domestic politics, will increase
New Britain herald., 1915-12-09
Makes Stubborn Coughs Vanish isl q Hurry Surprisingly Good Cough Syrup Easily and CheapIy
 Made at Home

If some one in your family has an ob- stinate cough or a bad throat or chest cold that has been hanging on and refuses to yield to treatment, get from any drug store 21a ounces of PineX and make it into pint of cough syrup, and watch that cough vanish.
 Pour the 21a ounces of Pinex (50 cents worth into. a pint bottle and fill the bottle with plain granulated sugar syrup. The total cost is about 54 cents, and gives. you a full pint-a family supply-of most effective remedy, at a saving of $2. A days use will usually overcome hard cough. Easily prepared in minutes-full directions with Pinex. Keeps perfectly and has pleasant taste. Children like 1t.
 It's really remarkable how promptly and easily it loosens the dry, hoarse or tight cough and heals the inflamed mem- branes in painful cough. It also stops the formation of phlegm in the throat and bronchial tubes, thus ending the per sistent loose cough. A splendid remedy for bronchitis, winter coughs, bronchial asthma and whooping cough.
 Pinex is special and highly concen- trated compound of genuine Norway pine extract, rich in guaiacol, which is so healing to the membranes.
 arss;.t Avoid ddjsappHintmsnt dis by asking do not accept anything else A guarantee of absolute satisfaction goes with this The PineX Co', Ft. Wayne, Ind.
New Britain herald., 1915-12-09
VITAGRAPH FILM IS
 BIG FOUR FEATURE

With "The Turn Of The Road al,o '"The Fighting Hope" making oouui. headliner, Keeney's will offer tohlsi an exceptionally interesting pros al' of photo plays in addition to niei class vaudeville bill. In Ihe ui |, Of The Road,'' Joseph kllsour ,, a,l" Virginia Pearson are featured. inc story is visualized by the Vltasr apil company as Big Four attraction and it should be good ora"lhs card. It will also be shown tomorrow.
 Laura Hope Crews in The F1gnt- ing Hope" a Lasky film booked TOT tonight only. In this drama, MISS Crews does some remarkable emo tinal acting and she brings out the fine points in the story with skill. Friday and Saturdays feature will te, "Kilmary," presented by Famous Players cast.
 Seymour's Happy Family, clever dog act, is finding great favor this week. It is something entirely dlt- ferent from animal acts heretofore given here and it is well worth sec ing Charles Darto and Sister do some novel juggling and Dolly, the lady midget with the grand opera voice, sings her way into favor.
New Britain herald., 1915-12-09
News f0r Theafer G0evs lznd Women Readers
REVELATIONSOF WIFE
By ADELE GARRISON

with her. But wouldn't dare to risk it. She might summon the conductor to put me off the train. I wonder II she will change at Jamaica too.'
 This speech made me furious. I did not know whether it was jealousy or not that I felt. But that Dicky should 80 far forget me as to talk calmly of trying to make the acquaintance of this beautiful stranger was too much ! felt that I must get somewhere where I could tell Dicky what was in my mind I meant to get off at the next station and go back to New York He could then follow the beautiful unknown if he wished. At least I would not put in the day of listening to his rha apsodies over an other woman.
 I turned to him, and put my huff before my face so that no one should hear what I was saying.
 ''Dicky,'' I said tensely. There is something I must say to you at once please take me into the next car. I see there is no one in the row nearest this end. I shall be able to talk to you with out any one hearing ls.''
 I rose and walked steadily into the ether car, not knowing or caring whether Dick followed me or not. I had but one desire, to get away from the sight of the beautiful girl across the aisle.
New Britain herald., 1915-12-09

I completely lost my heart to Fl dress at Maison Claire's mid-season fashion show. It is positively one of the most charming l have seen this year, and I almost bought it. The blouse had what you might call q deep yoke of dull grey chiffon vel vet, in front and back, ending at the waistline in a deep point with similar points over the shoulders; from under this came the full blouse of silk net. The high collar and deep cuffs were also cut in points. There was a pointed belt ot the velvet and so of course the lower part of the skirt had to follow suit. The upper part, of silk net was gathered into this, and lovely effect was produced by slip of sli- yer gauge which showed through the net in the blouse and skirt. If this only hadn't been Christmas montn' I'd have bought it.
New Britain herald., 1915-12-09
JDIGESTION AND STOMACH MISERY
 JUST VANISHES
moment "Pape's Diapepsin" reaches the stomach all
 distress goes.
nstantly stops any sourness, gases, heartburn, acidity, dyspepsia.

Really does'' put bad stomach in
 rder-"really does'' overcomes indi-
 estion, dyspepsia, gas, heartburn
 nd sourness in five nninutes-that-
 lst that-makes Pape's Diapepsin
 he largest selling stomach regulator
 h the world. If what you eat fer hents into stubborn Jumps, you belch
 as and eructate sour, undigested food
 nd acid; head is dizzy and aches;
 breath foul; tongue coated; your in- ides filled with bile and indigestible waste, remember the moment "Pape's piapepsin" comes in contact with the $tomach all such distress vanishes. It's truly astonishing-almost mar Eelous, and the joy is it's harmless hess
 A large fifty-cent case of Pape's EDiapepsin will give you a hundred dol Bars worth of satisfaction or your druggist hands you your money back. It's worth it's weight in gold to men |and women who can't get their stom- |achs regulated. It belongs in your |home-should always be kept handy In case of sick, sour, upset stomach during the day or night. It's the quickest, surest and most harmless stomach regulator in the world.
 Pape's Diapepsin instantly neutral izes the acids in the stomach. stops food fermentation or souring, absorbs gases and starts the digestion. The relief is quick, sure, standardization ach sufferers have a pleasant surprise awaiting them.
New Britain herald., 1915-12-09

the respect of the outside of Dr. Will sons message would almost suggest that he regards ex-President Roose- Velt's denunciation of Miss CavelI $ execution as equally heinous with the crime of last week which blew some twenty munitions workers into fragments"
 The newspaper adds that the presi- dents theory of the duty of the Am erican nation Does not become clear CT when we compare his boast of making common cause with all par tisans of liberty on this side of the sea with his resolute indifference to the fight between liberty and tyranny upon the older continent.
 Regarded as Comments.
 The Westminster Gazette com- ments most sympathetically upon the practical difficulties confronting the president and his Highly honorable reasons for trying to keep his western world rallied off from European chaos" but fears that his denuncia- tions may even be regarded as com pliments by those to whom they are addressed.
 We hope from President Wilson's
New Britain herald., 1915-12-09
The Appeal Constructive

arbitrarily prohibits the other sim ! ply puts it up to man that he is' showing a lack of decency and bre6d- ing by which he and his home will be judged.
 On an estate near where I some times spend the summer, was a signs "Trespassers excluded, visitors wei come," Can you imagine anyone who received that courteous invitation betraying the trust it showed?
 The boy scout movement is one of the manifestations of the growing belief in the superiority of the con- structive appeal over the prohibition. The idea of this organization is to ap- peal to the best traits of the Ameri- can boy, such as his love of square play and his innate chivalry, and to give his energy outlet in these dircc- tions instead of through useless and even harmful channels.
 Religious Appeal Less Ofteny
 Again, the appeal of religion now adays is less and less to fear and more and more to the upstriving instinct for good in every human being. The sects that have come into being in the last half century, have no threats to make, they ex- hort to right living, first for the rights sake and secondly because that's the way to get the most out of life.
 It's far cry from automobilisss and country stores with signs thai l almost feared to mention, lest I shock someone's sensibilities, to rc- ligion, isn't it
 But it's the same thought under| all the illustrations-each is ono more blow on the nail and l trua "a has gone home.
New Britain herald., 1915-12-09

We ask you not to exceed the 1e- gal speed limit of twenty-five miles, State Automobile Association.
 The above was posted on sign board beside the road in a state through which I was recently rid ing.
 Isn't that putting it rather mild ly?" one of the party suggested. "I shouldn't think it would be very ef- ficacious. Just we ask; mind you, not you are forbidden. ''
 It Hit Him Harder Than Threat.
 "It is mild," admitted the Motor ist, "but it seems to me that it's a mildness that has more strength and greater efficiency than a threat. We ask you not to exceed the legal speed limit" It implies that if you have any respect for the rights of others and the wishes of a majority of the automobilists in the state, you will respect their decision as to the proper speed. I like it. It would hit me harder than a prohibition or a threat"
 I liked it, too. It seemed to me it was typical of a wise way of try ing to accomplish things by a cour- teous, constructive appeal rather than by a prohibition with a threat attached.
 We Want You to Feel at Home ''
 In a little country store the other day I saw this remarkable sign: "Please spit on the floor if you do so at home. We want you to feel at home" Don't you think that would make more impression than the con- ventional Do not, etc.? The ono
New Britain herald., 1915-12-09

message" says the newspaper, "that the American people are beginning to understand that this is not merely a war between Great Britain and Ger many or France and Germany, but q conflict between two kinds of civili-
 zation. If this war ended in the triumph of Germany or the downfall of British sea power, the American people would discover at once that what President Wilson now describes as the alteration of small minority had become a dangerous can cer in the heart of their state, and they would find also that the Monroe
New Britain herald., 1915-12-09
POLL PLAYERS IN
 EMOTIONAL DRAMA

Mother love forms the basis of the story of East Lynne," the emotional drama in which the Poli Players are
 appearing this week, for it is mother love that brings the erring woman
 back to her child after she has
 eloped with a man who instills jeal-
 ousy into her heart. MT. Hollings-
 worth, Miss Farr and the others have strong, emotional roles and they give them careful portrayals. The play will be seen twice daily during the re- mainder of the week and the regular scale of prices will prevail. Next week the Players will appear in the William Collier comedy success, "The Man From Mexico.' MT. Collier starred in this vehicle and scored one of his successes in the role of Ben Jamin Fitzhugh. The farcial situa- tions which develop in this play keep the audience in an uproar of laughter
 The scenes are laid in New York, the first in somewhat questionable 1nu- sic hall, which is raided, another in the prison at Blackwelrs Island, where the young Mexican is sent and later in Mexico when he returns home. The scenes are ugh-compelling and the whole story, conceived for laughing purposes only, is one that is extremely funny. Seats. at Polls are always on sale a week in advance The man. agement announces that there will be two different shows Christmas week.
 "The Blindness of Virtue'' being the
 attraction at each matinee except Saturday and ''F'ine Feathers for
 every evening and Saturday matinee.