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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
100 Capahle.

What? you've fired your chauf-
feur? I thought you considered him
a very capable man."
$50 I did, but it's only lately I've
found out some of the big things he's
CAPABLE Of"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Not Afraid.

MY doctor told me that paper
money is simply alive with germs"
He did?"
Yes, and then he accepted a two
dollar bill for giving me the informa-
ton"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

The man who says you are always
wrong may be mistaken, but the man
who says you are always right is
liar.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Life Much IS We Make L.

If We could only maintain a genial
attitude, if we could look at life in a
way really well-dispos I'd, we should
find each day bathtd in sunshine.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
The Real Need.

Book Agent-This book will teach
you how to economic.
The Victim-That's no good to me.
What I need is a book to teach me
how to live without economizing.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

Worlds Sunday school convention
is to meet in Tokyo in October, 1916.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

When a woman tells you she'll be
ready in a minute, she doesn't say
which minute.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
The Reason

Old Grouch-"Tt's no use whining to
me. I can see through you" Beggar
SO yer ought, mister, when / amt
had nothin' t eat fer a week"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
LOOK YOUR BEST
As to Your Hair and Skin, Cuticura
Will Help You. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. These
fragrant super-creamy emollients pre-
serve the natural purity and beauty
Of the skin under conditions which,
if neglected, tend to produce a state
of irritation and Disagreement.
Free sample each by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY
Boston. Sold everywhere.-AdV.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

The inventor Of a lotion that will
remove freckles ought to acquire
some SPOT cash.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

Some men are born great, some
achieve greatness and some become
humorists
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Uncle Eben

Sometimes, said Uncle Eben, de
man dat talks about standin' by a
leader ain lookin' to do much 'cep'
git hissef a ccmf'bIe place to stan
still an watch de procession go past .
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

After a man is fifty you can fool
him by saying he is smart, but you
can't fool him by saying he is hand
some
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and GTsnulated Eyelids; No SmartinF-
Just Eye comfort Write for Book of the Eye
by mali Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

Six varieties of seaweed are used
BY the japanese in the manufacture
Of Vegetable isinglass.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

The supply Of well-turned compIi
ments is never equal TO the demand.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

And some of US are unable to forget
our troubles because the bill collec-
tors won't give US a chance.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

It is better to be a live wire than 4
dead one, even if it is more shocking.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

A million and half horseshoes are
being prepared in Coatbridge iron
works for France and Russia
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
The Reason

''PantOmimes don't pay"
of course not. Don't money
talk?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

One may escape danger by forti-
tude
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

Baton Comparatively Modern.
In early days a bandmaster beat
time with his foot Not until 1920
was the baton first introduced.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

New Jersey has balance Of 81.
981,2S3 in its treasury.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
Drink Denison's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

Over one-third Of Holland is below
sea level
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

London's largest theater seats 5000
persons.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

Nothing unites people like a common
sorrow except, perhaps, a vulgar joke.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15
The Thing impossible.

Aladdin rubbed his lamp.
But can you keep it from drawing
mosquitoes?" we cried.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

Drink oenison's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1915-07-15

Yes, ! really must 60 tomorrow.
You can just as well stay till Mon
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-06-04
THE DEADLY FLY

If flies we're as big as they are
dangerous they would be larger than
mammolhs, the huge beans lh,t
roamed he earth IN prehistoric
times, destroying everything that
came in their path
You will not let man eating
tiger have free access to your house
- not II you could help it, you
wouldn't Nor would you let lions
or elephants come charging from
their jungle lairN into your ki chen
or baby's bedroom and then merely
shoe them away saying. "Oh, they
ore such ii bother"
Yet the common houselly is more
dangerous than these most dreaded
wild beasts lis 10 lac the most
dangerous animal on earth. Flies
slay more people than The ferocious
denizens Of the iungle-beca use
hey carry disease bree ling germs
from sick people to we'll people,
from impure aud decayed food to
pure food And when they d. this
the we'll person turns sick aud In
many cases dies, and pure food
begins to decay, and then when
eaten by we'll person, 1t makes
them sick and often kills them
The fly is born in filth II grows
up 10 be natures scavenger aud a
messenger of death.
In addition to the hy's two claws,
each Of It's six feet is supplied with
two sticky pads Disease germs by
the thousands stick to these pads
and, when the hy walks over your
hands OF face, or the face Of your
baby. a trail is left on the skin
That is why you should clean up
your premises and swat the fly
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-06-04
MANsuM TAKEN TO OREGON

Ralph Guine, a representative Of
the sherill's Office ut Rosenburg,
Oregon. arrived here Monday morn
ing from Santa Fe with requisition
papers for Jack Mangum, who is
wanted in Oregon town to answer
20 charge Of forgery. Officer
Guine started on his return trip.
with his prisoner, on Monday even
ing Mangum has been selling
SO wing machines in this locality for
some time, and was arrested by
sheriff Chavez a month or so ago on
ielegraphic instructions from the
sheriff at Rosenburg, after giving
Mr.. Chaves and a deputy q little
chase. It is said that while In
Oregon Mangum went under the
alias Of Jack Davis
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-06-04

fragrant imperfeciions in the income
tax law They could have been
corrected by thoughtful, Intelligent
consideration, and their frequent
occurrance In the act Is still fur,her
proof OF the needless haste, careless
ness aud inaccuracy that character
izes the enac ment Of laws by the
Democratic Congress.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-06-04

hausted the towns thus abnormally
developed naturally decline. But
Carrizozo has a better aud firmer
foundation for her faith, for exist
ence is placed on the value Of her
great mineral aud coal deposits
which will last for ages TO come
Then II nature has designed that
CarriSozo be city, why should we
wait for coming generations to
bring about the development OF all
these treasures ANXIOUS to be un.
veiled for the benefit Of oil her
people.
Then let us all believe in CARR
zoso and act accordingly by using
our best endeavours to make OF II
better and a larger city by Civ
ing her the credit only that 's due
Carrizoso is a ovely town out II
vast domain Her mountains II
the distance filled with minera
veins There's plenty aud pros
perity without the greed foe gain
While Carrizozo goss bounding on
ward ID l.. Byron
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-06-04
MORE ABOUT The
INCOME TAX LAW
In the Report on the Income
Tax Law There are at Least
25 Imperfections Demand
ing Correction by Congress
ENTIRE ACT SHOULD BE
RECONSTRUCTED

Apart from specific defects, the
Of the act rs a whole is
open to the gravest objections.
The criticism above quoted re-
fers to the income tax law. passed
by the Democratic Congress as q
part Of the tariff bill IL is token
from The report of the Taxa,i IN
OF the American Bar
Association. That report was non
PARTISAN. made merely for the pur.
pose OF having the law improved
from n formal and technical point
of view IL was aud extended, ex
hauslive aud scientific analysis,
conducted by men Of the highest
standing IN the legal profession
Their conclusions therefore may he
regaI ded as fair aud impartial.
Their verdict is u severe arraign
ment OF tue careless, haphazafd
methods employed by the present
administrator in the enact ment ol
one Of iIs most importan, laws.
In this report on the income tax
INV there are pointed out no less
,han twenty-five manifest imper
ieclions demanding correction by
Congress Without amendment II
IS said that The intent Of the law
can be reached only by judicial in
lerperalion, involving tedious, ex-
penslve llllgaliOn.
Win reierence to provisions lor
thu re,urn that tax layers must
make, the iepJrt debates:
1T is most unfortunate that there
should be any doubt AS to what
this precise duty is Here, il any
where, the law shomd be clear and
explicit The provisions should be
clear aud eXpiict The provisions
should he placed together ia in
telIigible terms, instead ul being
scat altered, Involved with other pro.
visions aud phrased in obscure
language AS they now are The
act conveys the impression that the
farmers had not reached any de
finite conclusion Ia their own
minds concerning the requirement
OF personal returns "
With no thought Of making puli-
tical capital, this report specifically
outlines the one weakness that
dominates the legislative methods
of the present administration, say
ing
Political exigencies demanded
the speedy enactment Of the law
AMI there was not sufficient time
for the consideration of detail"
Finally this Committee Of the
American Bar Association recon
mends revision of the law that
shall "eXtend to its form as we'll as
To its substance "
"The entire act should be recon.
struc.ed," concludes their report
"and there should be placed upon
the statute books an income tax
aw So arranged aud expressed as ia
be convenient for reference, consis'
ent in al, It's parts aud capable oI
being understood by u citizen o
average intelligence"
There is no good reason for the
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-06-04
CARRIZOZO TOBE
LEADING CITY OF S. W.
According to one OF our Local
Business Mems Views Carri-
zozo is Destined to Become
a Leading City Of Southwest
TIME WILL UNvElL OUR
MINERAL VEAL tn

CarriEozo Is destined To become
one # the leading cities Of the
southwest, nature has designed II
and men and capital must do her
bidding, true she has sustained re-
verses and dissapointments again
and again, the first Of which was
tha destruction Of the machine
shops Of the T.. p as w. while
she was vet only an infant in the
world Of cities The then limited
number Of souls living here at that
time fearing that the Southwestern
would not rebuild hogan to fear for
her timely desolqtion, but II was
not 10 be so, for il was nuly short
time Till the progressive Southwest
ern began The building Of better
and by far more expensive build
ings to take the place Of those so
recently destroyed by fire. Next
came the panic Of 1907, with it's
phralyzing effect and Carriznzo AZ
well as all oiher cities on this con
,ineu, suffered depression Next
ca ne n three year County Seat
fight with the town Of Lincoln. the
old historical County seat, from
which fight Csrrizozo came cut n
victor, and has been awarded a
fine S45 900 court house for her
determination ~ win. ard last but
not least, comes the effects Of the
greatest war of the ages whose de
moralizing effect is world wide, and
while most ciies moi only on this
continent but in the entire world
are at a perfect standstill, yet
Carrizozo today is larger than she
has ever been before. she Is build
ing today and will be building to.
morrow, there IL reason. Nature
is her friend This conclusion is
reached after vast amount tf
study for the purpose of giving
publicity to her natural resources.
This Is the conclusion
Even II there we're no fertility Of
our soil, an tho there we're not a
spear of grass or herb for man or
beast in her surroundings yet
Carrizozo by reason of her other
natural resources would become q
thriving manufacturing city, for
the time is coming when our wealth
in coal and vario rs metals will be
unveiled and in this vicinity be
reduced to the finished products
and Carrizozo's name will be
known all over the world and the
Carrizozo valley will blossom like a
rose.
Coal aud iron in unlimited quani
lies, side by side precious metals in
great abundance in al our hills
and the valley teeming with ami
NAL life grazing upon our neutri'
lious grasses, climate intended
TO prolong life All these things
can bring but one result
OH and Gas are great natural
elements and have been the cause
OF building great manufacturing
cities, but these things are short
lived and many town has out
grown their other resources aud
when the oil and gas became OK.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-06-04
CIVIC LEAGUE ODSER-
YES DECORATION DAY
A Committee From the Civic
League Visited the Local
Cemetery Sunday and Dec
GRATED Many Graves
LEAGUE TO GIVE CONCERT
MONDAY EVENING

Decoration Day was observed
here in quiet way last Sunday. A
commi ttee from the Civic League
visited the local cemetery and de-
corated all the graves not taken care
Of by friends and relatives. II had
been hoped by the members Of the
league that un this occasion beht-
ting ceremonies could have been ar
ranged, but il was found that this
could not be done in the manner
desired; and, therefore, without
ostenatlon or ceremony, the mounds
Of those sleeping in Gods Acre were
slrewn with the floral tributes OF
those in whose memories the sleep
ers still live. While some had
had hawers sent in from other
points. the local flowers, gathered
iron the canyons around about the
town, were used And they were
beautiful and proiuse.
In this connection it may be said
that the improvements ordered by
the league for the cemetery have all
been put in by Joe White. the con
tractor A splendid stock proof
fence now surrounds the grounds.
and the gates and stiles have been
installed. Prior to last SUNDAY the
work had been finished aud the
grounds cleared of all refuse matter,
so that after the graves bad been
decorated the local cemetery was a
beautiful place to look upon, all
traces of neglect having vanished
10 GIVE CONCERT MONDAY EVENING
The Civic League never under took
"a more needed nor more noble
work. And the ladies' have done
what they set out to do by devo,.
ing to ihe'work much OF their time
and their money, The burden is
quite large one, however, and IT
is not lhinkable to have the mem.
bers of this. society bear all the
bun den. The improvements jus,
put In at the cemetery have cost
something-more, in fact, then the
society had in It's lreasury. IN
order 10 meet this deficit. the enter
tainment committee Of the league
has arranged for a concert, which
will be given at the Me'hodis;
church next Monday evening. the
proceeds derived therefrom to be
used to exiinguish the presen. in.
debtedness. An interesting pro-
gram has been arranged aud those
who will take part have been work.
ing diligently to bring up their
respective numbers 10 the highesi
possible point Of excellence.
A delightful evening is assured all
those who attend, and II Is the
opinion ol the Outlook ihst any
Que who shall for any cause not hs
present will regret IT, Let every
reside The town turn out anl
pack lous aud comfort
able IA p. sel their money
worth in ,enned song and readings,
aud make the treasury ui the league
look like meeting their ALLEGATIONS
Don't forge the time aud place
next Monday evening at s O'Clock
al The Methodist church And the
admission fee will be only 35 nni
us cents
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1915-06-04
GETS THE THIRD MAN

a couple of weeks ago Hol Her.
ring, OF Corona, discovered that
bunch OF cattle had been stolen and
taken to Alamogordo to be disposed
Of. He got down 10 Alamogordo
in time to save The cattle aud ar
rest Jesus Flores, who had the stock
in cha ge and who was conducting
the sale He brought Flores 20
Carrizozo aud lodged him in the
county jail, and after little conf
dental talk with him, Herring, &C.
companled by Deputy Sheriff Baird
went out iuto the wilds and arrest
ed Alpiandro Martinez. whom
Flores claimed was "a guilty party
aud brought him down to the
county seat for safe keeping A
lille later, MIR. Baird took another
ride in his automobile and returned
with Lorenzu Torres, who is now in
jail, charged with being implicated
in the theft OF the same bunch Of
cattle Flores will go before Judge
Mussie next Thursday and tell the
courl what he knows about the
cattle he had in his possession, after
which the court will pass on his
case. In the preliminary given
Martinez last Monday, the defen.
dant waived aud was placed under
bond in the sum Of $1,000 Ia
guarantee his appearance before the
county inquisilers next October
The cattle found in the possession
of Flores belonged to two or three
parties, and among them were some
stock belonging to Jess jenkins, oI
Corona. Mr.. Jenkins has had 4
great deal OF trouble with horse ant
cattle thieves in the months which
have passed; aud II was for the sur
reptilious handling of some Of hi
blooded stock that Daniel Sandova
was apprehended last fall by
Deputy Sheriff Herring and bount
over to the grand jnry-but who, il
company with the RafIles who blk
ed the Exchange Bank out of a COO
hundred, went out into the rura
precincts Of Lincoln county on,
evening when the iailer WASH
looking and has failed 10 return
II is believed bv the officers, and
few who have heen losing stick TO
some time, that we'll organize,
band Of operators are ensconced il
parts Of the country north o
Corona, and it seems to be thei
business now to break up thr
organization From information
the officers now have in regard I,
the men now IN confinement they
> are of the opinion thev have mad
n pretty good start, with rather in
terestlng pr ospecls for further i'm
} portant developments
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-07-01
State News and Comment

John Gunderson, a farmer residing
near The village OF Loring. was found
dead on the road, with his skull badly
fractured. The supposition of the cor
oneY Is That Mr.. Gundcrson was a VIC
tim OF a runaway accident.
The premium list for the B%ottineau
county fair is out. There will be in
creased exhibits in all departments,
over any previous year. Bottineau
county fair has always been one of
the foremost IN the state in horse OK.
l.ihitss
The newspapers Of the state sener-
ally urge the formers to protect their
crops against hail and their farm
buildings and other property against
storm. In view of the numerous loss.
es this year and the unsettled conGi-
ton Of the weather this is no doubt
good advice.
Two young scions from Hazen were
arrested upon the charge of having
broken into a box car at Stanton, and
stolen some beer and other articles.
Through the efforts of railroad Off
Gals and civil authorities sufficient
evidence IA produced to convict the
culprits. They plead guilty before a
~instice Of the reace, and were fined
S25 each together with. costs, and in
addition were given thirty days in the
county Jail.
John Arnot of Grafton and Homer
Hart ~" Lakota are under arrest in
Grand Forks, charged with robbing
The Palace hotel till while they were
III charge of the cafe. The men re.
ported that they had been robbed
by two thugs wlo entered the cafe
about a. m. The officials doubted
their story. and when they learned
Arnot had had a similar experience
at Minot recently. they laid the
charge Of grand larceny.
Mannhaven township in Mercer
county is said to have some Of the
finest clay in the world for the manu-
Facture CT brick. tile and clay pot
tery. IN view of this fact it has been
proposed that local capitalists and
others get together and start such an
industry which would be of untold
value 10 the state of North Dakota
" is understood that a branch of the
Northern Pacific will be built out
from Stanton or Coal Harbor as soon
as the factory is ready for business.
and il seems to be- very agreeable to
the railroad company.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-07-01
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A Galley o Fun!
w PROBABLY WAS.

vn,r, She was seated IN a
Lap cha;r in the parlor and ne
we seated in her lap. she nae wv
lust served him with e
and, man-like, he was tor the mo, ",;nd
o,,;te content. Outside tns WV" g
hfowled gleefully, but the occupa"Res oth
.he rocking chair cared not. posn
We're quite satisfied with the s,.u1.Iult
ms'ue, s,owlv she kissed his Tore
GI''e DEAREST" she said, Il love
vou, No one else can ever Know ~.
sv O% Yourself, Just how much | low
you-how much have always $1,000
yo,,-always will. You must sucet tsr
n the world for my sake; but "lle."e,
xo', do or not | will always low you
;, v the same and | hope that VIC
";1i always-always be together!
He did not at first reply to her' OF
respond in any way to her message OF
endearment. Instead ne iooAIu
straight before him into the D1ngnt
freight with a dreamy, far-away ea+
nression in his eyes. She seemed mo-
abashed by his silence, however anu
after a few minutes co1rtmued:
1T will always be pleasure and a
de);oht for me to serve you IN any
and every way that | can, ana IN inc
Years to come dear, you will i1nd thae
ali have said to you is true"
AGAIN she kissed him, not once, u
MANY times, and drew him close to
Man-like he did not understand all
or half that the full meaning OF hcr
words stood for. He simply accepted
her love as quite the natural thing
He made no promises as to his future
whether he would try his best TO
succeed in the world or not. IN,
etead he stirred a little, and said
something she could not quite under
stand.
what is it, my ownest oVn!''she
cooed lovingly, pressing her VelVet
cheek rapturously against his.
He returned her caress limos
mutely, vet certain murmurous
sounds came from his lips which the
woman's unutterable love interpreted
Alright. :,
She looked into his eyes, her W
full of concern. .,,
"Are you hungry again." she
asked. ,
"Goo-goo" repeated the baby.