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Milford chronicle., 1915-07-09
CHRONICLE CARD BASKET
Personal and Social Functions
During the Week

R. R. Davis is spending the week in
Philadelphia. -
Miss Elizabeth Anderson is visit;no
friends and relatives in Dover.
Miss Blanche L. Pearce of Latrobe
Pa, has been the guest of the Misses
Vinyard. '''''''
Joseph Eyster, of Philadelphia is
spending the holidays with Miss Ruth
Mayhem. '''-
Clarence Melvin and son, of Holt
wood Pa, were weekend visitors
with relatives here.
T. T. Windsor returned on Wednes-
day from a trip to Wyoming and 9th
er Western states.
Miss Sara Anderson entertained for
her guest, Miss Hazel O'Brien. last
Thursday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. H. H. Marvel. Jr.
and family, spent a few days in |
Georgetown this week.
Mr.. Wagner, formerly with Samuel
Evans, spent the weekend with his
many friends about Milford.
Mrs. Joseph H. Draper left on
Wednesday for Denver, Colorado. to
spend two months with relatives.
Misses Anna and Verna Wilkins
spent few days with friends at Ber-
lin and Dean View, Nd, this week.
Joseph Sipple, of Washington. d. C.. s
spent the Fourth with his parents. /
Mr.. and Mrs. William " Sipple, Sr. t
Miss Alice Thomas, of near town.
las been the guest of her grand
mother, Mrs. J. H. H. Marvel, this u
week. q
Mr.. and Mrs. William I. Stewart "
pent the holiday with their relatives
Wilmington where Mrs. Stewart s
spending the week. s,
Mrs. Bessie McCloskey and daugh- "
er, Miss Elizabeth, are the guests of =
er mother, Miss Elizabeth Thaw.
Miss Nan Wilson returned last in
eek after visiting for several weeks M
New York state, Philadelphia and
as
CA hN9heNg INCAAAAl6 WI anu MIS- !
AIRY Wilkins gave a very delightful II
lrty for their daughter, Anna, it /.
'ing her seventeenth birthday. 3e
Miss Mary E. Holzmueller left Mil st
rd on Tuesday for Witherspoon Col ur
ge, Buckhorn Kentucky, where she
III teach, having charge of the kim of
rgarten department. gi,
Mrs. Malcolm Bizzell, little daugh- ia
r and nurse, left for their home
GoldsborO, N. c., after a six months er.
sit with parents, Mr.. and Mrs. l. c. nm
'lcombe, of West Front street.
Mrs. T. c. Trice and son Gilbert,
d Miss Margaret Isaacs, of Fayette-
le, n c., and Mr. and Mrs. H. W. =
sh and daughter Routh,. of Char did
te, N. c., are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. rim
H. Isaacs. ser
Thomas Davis, accompanied by his the
e, son and two daughters, motored ma
m their home at Wilmington, Del, the
week, and spent the Fourth with me-
sisters, Misses May, Jennie and is
rdella Davis. IN
Irs. Samuel Laverty and daughter n
nche, the latter stenOgrapher at a q
,ad Street Station, Phila., have re- row
ned home after spending the week DAT,
with Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Yak IN
oski of Pear street. inc
Iiss Mary Vinyard accompanied her I
sin Mrs. Bizzell to her home in at t
dsboro, N. c. EnrOute she had a man
ghtful visit with Miss Mary Welch all
Bro, James B. Welch, who is as to
ant superintendent of the Norfolk friel
y Yard. of q
TT
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RaindropS.

Drops OF rPin vary in their size per
hapS from twenty-ffth to n quarter
OF nm inch In diameter In parting
from the clouds they precipitatp their
descent till the incrpHSin" resiStnn,.
oIfInSPd by the mir becomes equal TO
their weight. when they continue TO
Iall with uniform velocity This vp
lOt.ifv IL therefore in n certain ratio
to the diameter Of the drops: hence
thunder and other showers In which
the drops are large pour down faster
than Il drizzling rain \ drop of the
twcnty-fffth part "f an inch In falling
through the mir would. when II had ar
rived ut its unifOrIa velocity. acquire Il
celebrity OF only eleven and half feet
Der second. while one of quarter OF
en- inch would have velocity OF thir
ty-tbree and half feet
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1915-12-25
The Human Face.

Rosa Bonheur. the great painter Of
animals. had II system OF mnemOnIcS
which was exceedingly quaint. She
could trace in the faces OF those peO
pie who visited her n resemblance to
some sort OF animal For instance. II
some one reminded her OF certain
lady she would probably hesitate for
moment and then say. '>Oh. yes. the
lady with the camel rnce!' or. "Oh. !
remember-she had COW fAcer' This
memory system was not dattering to
her friends, but 1t showed how Satu-
rated she was with knowledge OF an
imalS and their characteristics. On ev-
cry human face she found likeness 60
some animal she had studied and do
uDeated
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DESERTED VESSELS.
Aysterious Wanderers Mariners me
Times MAJ Let at Cea.

Times MAJ Let at Cea.
AT least once in my life | have had
the good for+une 10 board u de ertel
vessel M saa shy ".rlod Cnrtune''
becau,;e II has left me the ule.uury OF q
singular iu.rre4siou. | have felt n
ghost of the same thing TWO or three
tines since then when pee. in: tlro .Sh
the doorway OF au alb udoucd house,
writes Wilbur Daniel Steele in uar-
per's Magazine.
Now. tlat vessel vas not dead. She
wasa Sol Vessel. = sound vessel, even
a IN l.-Suule csSvl. In her bum braweI.
cCa@.W.;e way. 80 $,.ied uaGe.. four
lowers &,--.s - -, l4l 81. tor n q
sea iS | Ia. y"s,. Ec.3-.--. - Il there
WIS not Il b nf - q. r &.t..-s that one
could i1E % ...; lvUuu-. And
yet I'1SS.-.. '-.. =; to miles
one kne' -~--,. 30 haul was
OIL her N--~.. 80 ,.--- / can ima%-
INT VeSS> S''--.-s'-. - tlat moving
over tie "-.. '' .!'-c>-' ~ '1' Sc carr
M II or H2 T. well |e"1 lt Tor Tor that
HiGeHAdDil ~".,S'v7 '4oA OF Il sta-Set' ana
'lu 'Hln- - go '-"Ne O>eal So-S' Il
"uo.i IL A---N - ever o. "eNe'
iooHliiS "t o.e "notu, "n[ t%pu-hs
'Ll-' Ioiene1uS WIN just tue S"''u""
VI ''-Iiie
""t'~ - t'4e! "a .neSe
9A-''' '-ir' N'tr 'o'' '-Vi' H0"'> -Hine
',,, "e ''S'-'- ~ 'o-Ge 'l'-e
4o ">'IH <
"--t-4 VIC 'o"Nu cHCet u\t 'o"ll'el ~
. 'I't ~ hIln'-'ne Nld'l"ie le 1t WAS
~ ~
o'' uoW II ul"-e iliP SA'' er'
'' - w. tl'.t Di-''-e VI ne ne. sun -
~ '''4o
- 'N''' @'1' - u H"'
.tineilDc.' '.- w. 10" our 4oo'S'eI'S'
- , '.- 80 - . ''''' .,''s ''''''
- 'u>'' "'ts -, = 80 '''' e
80 ~
'No ",.' ''1''>u - -i' u - -
4''' io"'4u P"' " - 4
me- " ~ at "'i'su "''''
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NeuatiNn sueaestien.

Legend tells OF Hindu fakir wbt
seemed To have working knowledge
OF practical psychology and made him
self rich selling plain wicker baskets in
the streets Of Calcutta.
The peculiar virtue OF the baskets. be
explained to the buyers. lay in the fact
that If one filed his basket with ordi
nary pebbles. placed himself In a re
ceptive attitude Of mind and stirre !
them with stick for an hour. each
and every pebble would lie traLsmitte
into a nugget of gold-provided the
stirrer did not think Of hippopotamus
while stirring.
The baskets were sold. but the idea
Of hippopotamus WAS NO arnlly fixed
IN the minds Of all the purchasers that
not one OF them ever had legitimate
grounds on which TO demand his mon
ey back.
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The hunaarian Crown.

The Hungarian crown worn at their
accession by the emperurcS of Austria
rs kings Of Hungary is the idenIi 1t
coronation over 500 years ago. The
whole is OF pure gold. except the set
rings. and wei"hS almost exactly -four
teen pounds. The settings above ailud
ed Ia consist OF fifty-tErep SapphirpS
dfty rrhlee. one emerald and 3:iS
pearls. 1t vii he noticed that there are
no diamonds among these precious
aCornmeRts. This is accounted for by
the OFT quoted story OF STEPHENS aver
sion to such gems because he conSid
ered them 'unlucky."
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HE GUESSED RIGHT.
Now Sec if Ysu Can Tell Which Fair
One He Se.scted.


= A certain Turk. according TO the
story. was once married To a yelled
/ lady in white ia the presence of the
sultan As soon ~ the ceremony was
! con luded the bride mySteriOuSly dis
| appeared.
Z The groom was led into an adjoining
room. where stood twelve ladies all
dressed in white. but without wells
''Dhuo&p from the rWelve." exclaimed
the sovereign. her that is your bride"
As the man had never seen her face
the command Ecwildered him
II you LAKE mistake" added hi,
ma aicsty. ''your life shall pay the for
felt"
The poor man walked up and down
the row OF beauties. but saw nothing
whatever to aid his choice.
''fsH Aaye saly minute left" yell
ed The sulrsn ia anger. Choose ai
once"
Ten Of the raGies. Eke man noticed.
gave hiS nStAing else than a stony
stare. One Of the remaining TIVE
frOwned, the other smiled. The
frOwnimg enc," he thought. lis my
bride. for The expresses her displPas
ure and im,r1t!ence at my ignorance
No. he sail 10 himself: lit must he
the smiling one. FOR ahe desires To in
vite me to her"
After debating the sub b'ect in biz
mind until BIZ 'ime was UP he boldly
made >r' 3D.. rom the TWO. lie
WAS sue nss lie bad rr"ainpd his
lriGe Whie', va2 sAe--thr one VIII"
frowned 81 the one who smiled?
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he Rive TiGris.

The river T.%lis ar.'earA iii the book
of Genesis aN IIidd>I,a4 one of the four
heads into whicA the river OF EGeI
Was parted. The name by which va
know 1t does not exactly mean tiger.
for the correct way Df putting ii is
that both tiger" and "Tigris' mean in
Persian swift aS an arrow. "Euphra. e.
is II Greek version OF the Persian HG-
frat, which signifies the good abound
Ing" and represents the old ASiati Blu
rat or Puiat akin to our verb pour"
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- oure proof.

THE new family who have JUS
moved In have something In their lives
they want to hide"
~ ny do you think SOr'
Because their hired girl In deaf and
dumb. American.
FhS Family Pet.
"Yoa have no ehildRenF"
None"
Home doesn't mean much Co a Hsa
without children"
"Oh. we have a family pet Ers ON
motor car. am going to preseht
with new tires throughout, and n:
wife is going TO buy 1t a new win
shield. d."-ChicaG0 Herald
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John II. Pierce. Attorney
APPLICATIOS FOR ORLER OF PRE
NA1E SALE OF REAL ESTATE

Notice il hereby given that IN apr liea-
ton Will be made to the Orphans CourI
~ Indiana county. on Monday, January II,
1916, by Salvatore la MIutia, administra
or Of pomeniCa AntonucCio. late OF Creek
de- borough. Indiana county, Pa, deceas-
ed. for an order 10 make private sale Of
Ill the right. title. Interest and claim OF
the sad de, edeut in the following deacrib-
ed real estate: All that certain piece. par
Gel or lot OF ground, :. tUate in the borough
OF CreekS.de. n the county OF Indiana, and
state Of Pennsylvania. hourded and de-
>,rlhed As follows. to-wit: Beginning at n
loint n the northern line OF Main street
II tie southeast corner Of lot ~; thence
uortherly along the eastern line OF LOT 4S
1918 feet, more or less 10 an alley; thence
"aStery along the SuI theru line of 81 q al
lev. ~ feet. more or less. 70 westerly line
OF lot ~; thence southerly along the west
yra lt.c ct Tot -, - fsct more or less,
20 the northern Ire OF sad Main street !;
thence westerly along the northern line ot
~ Main street 80 feet. more or less 10
the r}Irc Of beginning. being lot No. a IN
the j. ". OSterhout Plot OF lots in Sa u
borough 0t Creeks de. formerly the village
dwell NJ house and Stor" room combined,
badly damaged by an eNf los ON. ard other
uutbullC nES theing the same lot Of ground
which Frank r. Croft al q Mary f. Croft
WcpiCa AutOuuCCiO. In her lifetime hy their
agreement. dated May =. 1915, recorded in
TIE office for the recording OF deeds &C.
'o and for Indiana county. in Deed Book
OF. l4t. rage III, u on which agreement
there 81 u remains unpaid the sum Of one
Inn dred ard twenty hye dollars ($l2I.01l. {.
Of JnC purchase money!, to Pietro INTO
nUcc'o for the sum OF two hurdred and
sn' ertv- fye tS275tNl Dollars. cash on con
drmatlon OF sale ard delivery Of deed.
SALVATORE IA NANTIA.
Administrator.
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How Much iron Can w. Make

Iron furnaces of this country. IN.
cmding all in blast Or idle. could. ac-
cOrding TO the Iron Age. "npTa ~ntly
produce about 40OOO.OOO tons If they
remained i'll bllSt IL year" This would
calendar year output. The Iron Age
doubts. however. If all the furnaces
could stay In blast a full year. and
suggests 4 tritle over 3S.000.OO0 tons as
maximum capacity.
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A Lost Mine.

Among the famous lost mines OF the
western world and one which is again
being sought is the Tisingall OF Costa
Rica. 1t is said to have yielded great
quantities of gold in the time Of the
Spanish domination. After quellins
the Indian uprisinGs, however. the
Spaniards failed TO relocate the mine
II Is thought that ii lies hidden In the
bed of one Of the larger streams
Many legends are heard dealing with
it's wonderful richness. and many at
tempts have been made TO find 1t, but
90 far without svail-Argonaut
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A EaIsa Alarm.

Il know something, / do. about a
member of ibis family" said little
Bobby Slithers trlumphautly t" his Old
er S:Stcr. Maud.
Oh. dear" exclaimed Miss Slithers
dalf dollar Is all | have, Bobby
VIII you promise not TO Tell If give
you that
Sure | will" answered Rohhy in
surprise 'But ii aim'I nnIhin' un you
sis. Ii WIS The cook anI the icemau."
-Rirmingham Age Herald.
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The time hOnored razor backed hog
I'm giving place to the sleek porker. on
whose broad back n square meal epuid
be displayed without drop Of 0aRss
beiaS spilled and with no daneert OF
even sRe OF the dishes sliding @ &he
ground. xrhe rsoter is being shsulnsred
out OF the way In Georgia by tia hog
that doesn't have to root for a living
and Is 50 fat that Its efforts to root
would be Igdicrous. Scientists say that
when &Af Aart Of an animal In sone
unused it tends gradually to disappear
Does that mean khst pig culture will
eaase the Anal disappearance ef the
nasal prOtuberance Of the hog Wfth
which Il formerly was accustomed -
scot fer Its IVtAgAS4vannah EewA
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cIl@quiaii9MA

One Of the most common surprSes in
reading is to coE.e across In obi books
what we have been accustomed 10 tax
ing for modern colloqUialisn& We
have just struck this: Why. then, d
You walk as If you had swallowed a
rOdT' Where? In EpictetuS Ths
modeY2 form Is likely TO be peker
but we had always looked epon th4
whole image as essentially American
It fs IN reading the Ella bethans tha;
this experience Is most frequent. al
though one Is llkely TO have IL In read
ing any classic, The best coiloQuial
isms are likely 90 be the oideSt--Har
pGr's Weekly.
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JoHN II. PIERCE AvVoCATO
AYVlS0 DI ADMINISTRATORS

Lettera di administrative sul po-
dyre di Dumenica Anlonucci, deccs-
81, lotto slto nei Comune di Creeksi-
d.. Avendoci permesso il sottoscritto
qu INTO appresso, nvvisi lmo mtti CO
lorO che vantano dirtti sui drtto po-
dere, sono richiesti a presentarsi per
autenticare Ii credito, come par1-
menti avvisiamO tutti coloro che so
no in de ,t,o dl fare un sullecito pa
gamentO.
Dicembre 81, 1918.
Salvatore La Mantia, Administrators
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a Risky Study.

"Why have you dropped your popu.
lar astronomy" asked the visitor.
Cause | got too many Iickings,"
eOnfided Tommy. "The other night !
told pa that Mars face was ever chang
ing. and ma heard me and thought !
meant her face. Next thing didn't
get any supper and got licking be-
sides. s."-Chicago News.
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Badly Scared.

Were y0u frightened dur ing tn,
Storm
"l|pHr me yea. The windows wer,
ri! niS-n and l WA. ~ afraid Of th'
lightning that I didn't even stop t.
wake up John. jumped right up ano
cInSpd them myself" ietroit Fire
Press
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Trrp For Quotation Experts.

AZ any one wants a catch question Gan
spring OH a gathering OF self confessed
literary sharpS let him ask whence
comes the qHOtatiOn. "One touch or
nature makes the whole world kin"
This Is G.re of the six best sellers IN
the world Of quotations. yet not one
person In q hundred knows where ID
-Omes from IL in comparatively easy
TO guesR the author. but almost 1. pos
sihlp 10 find Il person who can name
Ihp work
One roukl Duild any number 0f paR
or g:lmeS around "Onp touch Of nature
makes tn. -yhn'r world kim" Try IT
''.os .r,r '"-n Review
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December a. 1913.


TIE Urders gred. an aJd'tcr appointed
by the Or haIs' Court OF ~ diana county,
70 settle, adjust and re, ort d.Str.but on or
, OF ey m tie hands Of The savings 4
Trrst Co. Of lrdlara. Pa. administrator
of estate OF John FouSt, late OF uomec
city borough. deceased, hereby gives TO
-oe that Re VIII attend 10 the duties OF his
app ointment. at his office in The Savings
Ird'ona, Pa. on Tuesday. Japrary l., fa16,
nj 10 O'Clock. 4. m, when ard where iLn
ersops interested may attend II they see
= ro er. WILLIAM n. LlGGFTT,
Auditor
Indiana, Pa, Dec 21 1915.
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Child Of His Own SraiH.

johnson needn't be mad because the
teacher criticised his boys composition
The boy will improve"
"You don't appear to understand
Johnson wrote the composition him
nelf f"-Kansas City Star
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What She Learned.

Mrs. Willis - So your daughter In
home from domestic science school
suppose she has learned several new
ways OF washing the dishes. Mrs
GiliS-NO: she seems to have learned
several new ways OF getting out Of
washing them.-Judge.
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Long Lived Tennysons.

The Tennyson family was noted for
its longevity. Miss Matilda TennySon
died in her ninety-ninth year Charles
death: Mary, seyenty-four: Emilia. soy
enty ei"ht; Alfred poet laureate eigh-
ty-Ihree; Frederi, K. uinety-one: Arthur.
Gig phty five; HOratio. eighty, and Ce
ella, ninety-twn.
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Tho ES2rmraM.

This fee business IL a nuisance
You have to give one everywhere to
get the least service"
IL know it. Even IL you want 60
speak politely to a lady you have got
20 tiD your hat."-BaltimOre American.
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The DOG.
rha Rip Van Winkta kina

Salesman Why not try Wae Of OUI
Kip Van Wrinkle rugs. madanf Pros
they: SaleSmaH-They have an ID
usually long nap.-IndiAR8p0ItS SSaF
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Very Annoyinq.

81 can't bear these men nOveiists,' -
declared one iady.
why nOt?" the other inquired.
"'They calmly tell you that the hero
Inc wore gown whirh fascinated a
duke and not 81 word ais to what it waS
made of or bow il was trimmed
Louisville COurier-Journal.
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FOR SALE-Good automobile,
1914 Vulcan Roadster. Al run
ming condition. Will demonstrate.
Sacrifice, $3.50. Need money. Can
or write j. NJ, care Patriot. Is
Carpenter avenue, Indiana, Pa.
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the Aim 81 the foreign Language Papers
OF America

To HELP PRESERVE THE IDEALS AND SACRED TRAD
ITIONs OF THIS, OUR ADOPTED COUNTRY, THE UNITED
STATES OF AMERICA; To REVERE ITS LAWS AND
sPIRE OTHERS TO OBEY THEM; I" STRIVE UNCEAsING-
LY TO QUICKEN THE PUBLIC's CIVIC DUTY;
IN ALL WAYS TO AID IN MAKING THIS COUNTRY GREAT
BETTER THAN WE FOUND IT.
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1915-12-25

WANTED-Slavish or Polish
men, well acquainted in Indiana
and mine camps. Can make $25
TO $50 per week. Call Is Carpen-
ter avenue, Indiana, Pa.
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Aluminium.

Since the Centennial exposition an
entirely new industry in mining and
netallurgy has been developed through
the production Of aluminium. No alu-
minlum was produced ON a commercial
scale In 1876.
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December q. 1918.

Letters OF administration on the eStntC
Of DOmeniCa ATtouuCC'o. late Cf CreekS' dc
borough, deceased, having heen granted the
UuderS 81 d. those Eay'rE claims aga n6t
sad estate are requested TO J ~eSept them
d1 " "I thrnt.l r 4 fCr tlN nr.r l1 q those
Euow'rg tLeu selves 10 he F. daNtel are re-
QUestCd to make rot ayusut.
SALVATORE ~ NANTIA,
Ad@inistratoT.
IAn.. Al,.,r
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A Stormy Trip.

"GOOd gracious! How I'm the world
did you happen TO get Iost?''
"Oh. after we had been on the road
about 1--WE hours we found that the
chauffeur was trying to find his way
with a weather map."-Puck.
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A perfume OF lowers In waited gent
" from the mountains. The sun L.
new risen. and the dew still glistens
ON the leaves Of trees and the petals
Of flowers. A road Hike a gray ribbon
thrusts into the quiet mountain gorge
"A stone paved road which yet looks
% soft as velvet, so that one almost
has A desire TO stroke M- $3.50 Maxim
GOrky.
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In Half klourninq.

81 don't understand you. Linda. One
day you're bright and jolly and the
next depressed and sad"
We'll. I'm in half mourning; that's
why."-Fliegcndp Batter.
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Woman ls Very Thorough
"A man when he IL angry VIII tell
yOu what he thinks of you"
"YeS, and q woman Ehea she q an
cry will tell you what she and every
body else thinks OF you" Boston
Transcript.
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Your leading lady Is not 'rl-e 70
life
WHATS the natter"
''!n the first act she receives a teit'
gram. and yOu have her open II with
ont fear ar trembling" Detroit FIRE.,
Press
Make Yourself All honest man, and
fheD you may he sure there IN one
>eSS rascal in the wor,d.-Carlyle.
His GiFt.
'"They SHy ne gets $25 for his speech
es:' Yep He's pe~uniarily gifted
Cleveland r''jn Dealer.
rho Senate Barber shop.
Here's an old thing about the Omit
ed States senate barber shop: AlthOuE b
the number of senators has hardly In
creased at all. the number of shavP>
nas Increased at - surprising rate In
Fecent Years The reason Is Simpl,
tha, the senate iS now inhabited barge
dy by comparatively young men with
smooth faces ur wearing muStacbeS az
most and they are Obliged 10 get
shaved every lit1le while. whereas th,
old style senator with riot of whiSk
erS never had RrasiOn 10 visit barbeF
shop except every few months t0 get
bis hair trimmed. 4 iHcinnat Enquirer
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Kin and kinu.

Kings in the earliest days were uoere
~ the fathers of families" and the
word is derived from the same source
aS kin
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FOR SALE-Te cam horses, 5 and
= year old; weight about 5000. In
quire at this office
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1915-12-25
"a YourRcif,

hardly know so true a work OF a
little mind as the servile imitation of
Rn0ther.-Greville
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1915-12-25

Every man will get his rights when
every man does his duties and not be
fore
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1915-12-25

FOR SALE-Corner lot in Chevy
Chase, 65x150, for further informa-
ton, apply at this office
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An lnainnARl0n.

They tell me. Mrs. ComeGp. your
daughter went through that reception
In her honor without any faux pas"
''No such thing! She had as much
Of II rs anybody that was there. e.@-Ex.
change.
Tne pIO0.
Men are what they eat"
Then i suppose critics HFe chiefly
on roasts."-ExchanUM
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Pr0hihitiNa.

whats the mnttrI. daHghprf'
"FathP-. | want duke.
'''fhHt can IH nrr1 med my dear
wa> afraid vnu might want y haSeIa
pitcher Rultimorp Sun.
There In ne fatigue ND wpArisU no 81
tba' which r"nIpa fMm want az WorI
SpurgeOn
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The Only Chance.

Hurry. George. or we will t~ !at'
Co the picture SHOW"
"Oh. We don't want to get there I've
fore IL starts
"TeS. we do. toO-if we don't | can
Gee what the other women are wea,
ing