The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-01-21


l. his hands, and he was cripple fol
several days.
e That stranger in the city the
/ other evening asked, els there
r anything going on in town tonight?'
L After mentioning six places of public
e amusement, among them being the
{, revival at the Christian church-he
remarked, "You must have some
live bunch here"
That Mrs. Walter w. Akers, of
Los Angeles, was brought back to
life recently by three physicians af-
ter she had been actually dead for
more than ten minutes. The "mir-
acle' was performed by manipulate
ing the heart until it began to beat
and by artificial respiration.
That in England it is quite COM
mon, instead of saying "hello" when
using the telephone, to ask, Are
you there?' An American who
heard it for the first time. thinking
someone was endeavoring to have
some fun at his expense replied,
"No," and hung up the receiver.
That in some cases the Herald
furnishes the news for two or more
families. One poor person who owns
only farm or two, and who does
not want the Herald bunch to wear
diamonds has made arrangements
with neighbor to transfer his paper
to her mail box after he has gotten
through with it. We are goin' to !
tell Nose about this boycott. Il
That not SO long ago rising and :
prominent young attorney in St. Paul
was congratulating James J. Hill
upon his enormous possessions, to
which Mr.. Hill replied, "Young a
man, when you talk about my for
une, please bear in mind the fact d
hat l owe more money than all the o
business men in St. Paul combined. h
That he may wear a greasy hat v
Ind the seat of his trousers may be 1
worm shiny, but if mans children 1t
AVE their noses fiattened out against i
ne window pane half an hour before
e is due home to meals, you may
est assured and bet your last PUNK l
here is someone worth while, and in
inety-nine cases out of a hundred m
gu can trust him with anything you A
ave. III
That the following sounds like an ~
xtract from the rawlings of rummy p
no wants to whip everybody in his
It saloon; but it is not that tit is a 10
art of Billy Sundays appeal to ei'
audience in his endeav- We
!, to get men to come up and be Lei
we'd: Come on, you bull-necked,
etle-browed, hog-jowled, peanut li'
aimed, weasel-eyed, four fusher, NC
lse alarms and EXCESSIVE bag
ge - Now, that is elevating, 'ne
Ut it? gre
That here is one about a colored 80
In down in Alabama who was ar
sted for stealing pig: "Don' -
I it agin the jedge fer sentencin'
to jail, said the prisoner, discuss =
, the case. "He jes' done what !,
thought he had to, 'cordin' to law.
d that ere prosecutin' attorney =,
int holdin' anything again him. y
calculated he wasn't dom no mo- =
n his duty. But them men on the -
!, >, long
writ
That Pat and Nike were taking a n
k in the country one Sunday IN !,
ming when the former suddenly :.
sed and turned to his companion
] a reflective smile. 'Just min w
Moike, said be. Kin yez tell m
why this kissin' av yez gurrul IT,
like bottle av olives?' Sure, -
)i kin not 7 was the quick re- VIZ
Use of Mike. do yez think thot
m wan of thin incoyklapaydiesP a. y
,orra, an it's an aisy wan, niS
ke,' was the grinful rejoinder of inc
If yez kin git wan the rist WIN
, aisy.' oiu
nat it does some people SO much FIJI, :
if they can say something kind ire !.