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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-04-01

it, tributaries On motion OF Mr.. Morse
Of iardwick the bill was ordered 10
lie.
JOINT RESOLUTION.
10 pay John ". Titcomb the sum
named. Adopted in concurrence.
BIBLE READING BILL
:. -, an act to provide for the reading
nf the Holy Bible in the pubic SCHOOLS
of the State for historical. literary anu
moral purposes The commiftc" proposed
to amend by providing that tho syllabus
to be read should he prepared by com
mission consisting Of the Governor the
commissioner Of education and three per
sons to hc appointed by the Governor
IL serve without expense to the state,
and the amendment was agreed to.
Other amendments in line with The first
amendment were agreed to. Mr.. Jackson
Of Jericho opposed the bill. Mr.. ReN-
nods Of Cambridge favored, Mr.. Powell
Of Rrhford and Phelps Of Fair Haven
opposed the bill NJ. Soule of Alburc
and 1,und Of Canaan favored.
on motion Of Mi Lance OF cabot the
House adjourned at 1920 O'Clock.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-04-01

nerve and he arose yesterday to protest
against the foul air In the hall OF the
House. There is only one word to de-
scribe it, he said, and that is 'horrid -
He asked for some open windows and a
little ginger from the ventilation sys-
tom. lie put his doctrine in practice by
opening some Of the windows Of The upper
LOBBY after the session
The legislators did q good iurn 10 tho
coat room boys this morning. Edward
D Wilteie, ROYAL s. kimball and Ernest
Sheldon, the coat room boys, we're the
surprised recipients Of about 81" apiece
as token of esteem from the legislators
Mr.. Caswell Of Derby was tho moving
spirit IN this gift which follows refusal
to raise the pay Of the boys
The general corporation bills were III
FOR hearing tonight before the House
committee on corporations.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-04-01
HOUSE-MORNING.
Devotional exercises were conducted b,
the chaplain.
SENATE. HIJT REFERRED

Devotional exercises were conducted by
the chaplain.
SENATE BILL REFERRED.
S. las, an act to suthoftz. the city OF
Burlington to Issue bonds for the purpose
of building n convention mall. To commit
tee on municipal corporations
PASSED IN CONCURRENCE.
S 10, an act relating to the orsani-
zauon, compensation OF secretary and
appointses of the State board of health
approved February l6, 1913,
8. lSl. an act to amend section i,+S2 OF
the public statutes. relating to attach
mont.
KILLED.
:. l3a, an act relating TO veEicies on
wheels carrying lights AT night on public
highways. Long debate: yeas 81, nays l"l
". 400 an act to amend sections LBS
and $50 Of the public statutes, relating
to the county courts. and tn" duties OF
the assistant Judges thereof The passage
Of the bill Was refused, 81 to -.
READ THIRD TTMN AND PASSED
! H. 40, all act relating to the bank com
missioner aud to prescribe his duties.
! II. ~, an act TO provide Il penalty 10
escaping from lawful custody.
! DISMISSED,
II. as, an act relating to the extelmina
! ton OF insect pests. approved March 2
| 1918. After several attempts TO amend tn
| bill, ii was dismissed on motion OF Mr.
| Soule.
THIRD READING ORDERED.
l :. 100, All act in substitution of No
| ~ Of the acts Of 1908. entitled AN &C
to amend the charter of the city O
| Burlington and all amendments am
additions thereto.
| s. Us. an act to create the Theodor
~. Vail agricultural school and providin
for tho management Of the State school
| OF agriculture
| SPECIAL ORDER.
| H. rs, an act 10 prevent the noatin
Of logs IN tha White aver or In ."r "
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-04-01
HOUSE-AFTERNOON.
THE BIBLE READING BILL.

s 81 an act to provide for the read
ing of the Holy Bible in the public
schools of the state for historical, lit
erary and moral purposes and to rcgu-
late the reading of the same
MIR. Hewitt Of Plainfield considered
THIS not d religious but an educational
matter a knowledge Of the Bible IL
necessary to al understanding OF mu-
sic. art, literature and history, There
is no land under the stars where this
nook has not gone.
Mr. EAiruAill of Eairhsl~ "-''-" a.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-04-01
OFFICIAL RECORD.
SENATE-MORN1NG.

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PASSED AS AMENDED.
s NJ r,latipu 10 irdeX,u. Senate am
House Journals senator Divou moved ,u
amend 60 that the NH would hi. off"cti o
Joruar, 1nls iu9toaa ~ from nassaea
He .rnported his n.nnosal With arsu-
mont thai +nc ionieiu:i,re has no; heel
abIe ia fix If. own nay. but had o.he.
oH9ciai. therefore these orlrials havc 4
right ,o ,xnec, .his .nrnense+,ou Sena
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tilere over ,ndividual. Sana+e ,efussd r.
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tee Of conference was agreed 20. Com.
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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-04-01
NEWS TOLD IN BRIEF.

As "A result OF "A civil service examna-
ton in which she gained "A higher rat
ing than her mother now postmistress
AT New Providence y. j.. Miss Dorothy
I.ovall now assistant becomes postmis-
tress
Sam Schepp-. notorious witness in the
Becker trial, will open pawn shop in
New York.
Mrs Samuel Warner of liagerstowu,
Md, risked her life by dashing into a
burning barn and saved Ave horses
New warden Of federal prison al Al.
lanta win abolish BLACK hole" cell aud
"cst % nine tails" for refractory prison.
srS
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-04-01

Mrs. j. y nm IF M,llbrook Ala
%
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memorial service i'm b,,nr ~ "c,uo
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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-04-01

:. 40. relating to poultry interests OF
Vermont Killed. ~ to ),
READ THIRD TIME AND PASSED.
S. l4l, to make term Of Office Of atto"-
ney-scneral co-eXtensive with other state
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THIRD TIME, AND PASSED.

utes. relating to schools. Explained by
Mr.. Fairchld Of Fairfield.
READ THIRD TIME AND rASSED.
amending the charter Of the city of Bur
lineton.
S l2S. an act to create the Theodore y.
Vail agricultural school and providing for
the ma engagement of the State schools of
agriculture.
on motion Of Mr. Russell Of Kirby the
House Adjourned a 525 o'clock
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-04-01
THIRD READING REFUSED.
MILLS INTRODUCED.

ST. relating 10 corporations formc
ny voluntary association adverse re-
mort }
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-04-01

The body Of Edward Reincke ~
town. New York broker missing
December, is found near some
He had committed suicide with o
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-04-01

its tributaries on motion Of Mr.. Morse
Of ilardwick the bill was ordered 10
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1915-04-01

II. rs, an act 10 prevent the noatns
Of logs IN ths White aver In s"r at
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-05

ductlon la pricoa ~ crude OH in 1913 in
me licnljtuu, oklahoma uN field.
sometimes cailod the Ardmoro field
70 report WAS completed before the hii-
tnnu Was merged with the now Federal
Trade Commission.
The inveHfiRuiiuu rrvuipod around
ih' chnrRa that tho Magnolia Ilipr
Line Company having monopoly be-
transportation ~ oil in the Ardm0fu
iioid hnd arbitrarily reduced iie ptiro
NJ crude oil aud bad practicrd diacrm
nations
ln brief Hn'a the report "fbc COM
ciuHiun ~ thu lhfctu lu THAI trduct
Toms la the price uf ilrnidiou cr,ids old
w"r" nude because ~ tho diHruvrrl hy
tee Magnolia iipe llno Company ~
iis "mnb gaa"line aud koronnn, content.
tnd h'cauHe ihc lulricatmr YnluoH of
THIS crude u.l were not enough lo war
Hnt under existing conditions lts
uH" iur the Manufacture Of lubricants
tho pin" llne cumpan5. however.
A""a M, eplsnr 60 ba without blame
Tor tH failure a. determine tho true
character ~ the oil 90 an early date.
rms would have sawed much disap-
poinimcni "a producers
The bureau found 40 osidencn az
any intent on the part ~ the pipe lime
'Wnr,ny tp discriminate hrtWayn thu
aN't"font producers ur against the oii
produced ON Indian allotmeuis Tho
lur'Au did find. however that ~ Wa
ri"uA periods Hune producers rnns have
n'en favored nt tho expense pl others
Nndcr the low tho pipe tine company
Nhunld eithcr lmve tal,cn tho total pro.
ducunn uF should haVc puomtcd its
purchases and cIunlErd them Within
30 DAYS Ia tho cnse uf most of ihu
producers tonpuurN Inequalities were
apparently corrected within tho lrrai
period The unrolinhilitv ~ cNiatinr
'Nc"idH rotating tu production and the
unsettled question sa tu what legally
constitutes discrimination, preclude IL
positive ateie"lrni lea regard Go tho
autirct.f
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-05
eIG CONVENTION eAknRs.

CEDAR NNpiRS Ia MAY a.. "iluw
To make dough" subject which iu
Guides the slang fof iuonoS as wcll as
the preparation ~ bread. Is one ~ tho
many topics to hc discussed las iho
master bakers from Iowa. Minncsntn.
Nebraska and othor ncart, states. who
sathcfed here today Tor The twelfth an.
Aui cuhNvnticn ot the Iowa Master
TAKERS Association, The meeting viii
he called GO order this afternoon hy >
w. Schouten 90 knokuk. president Ut
TIE association The bakers have gath
orvd IN unusual numbers tor the pricc
~ flom aud materials nscd w cooking
has hrought up the question of "a gems
cfai advance IN prieos. ruRAght the
bakers will he hanauetcd. and MaNor
Roth viii deliver an address.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-05
LOCAL Lao HAS RECORD THAT
GAINS HiM HEARING WITH
BRCkTOp BURNETT ron
a MILL.

clyde Palmer unJcr the role about
io hc chmnioiol. "Sid rtlmorr has
agreed Go meet itirktop Hurnrt iu -
ten rnund mili u LoNda May a. This
win 300 nup of the numbers on lhe card
that might when the Naff baud ui
sluggefa VIII put pn the urst 90 She
hummer svricn 0f iiehts that have been
arranged for this season ou the pleas
urc plrr
inlmcr convinced burnett that h,
could put up the snnds fu mako it Ia
icwminH fnr hhn nh Wei na the fAna
Hhusyinf f. rcc0rd Of SGT -too'a with nch
boys "a llom cat Albums aud l'ranll,
connolly.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-05
wEonlNe OF RIVERS IN PAGEANT

kkNNEWlNk, wash, May Tho
twin Cities Nvnncwick and fs,Sco. so-
day celebrate the openiug ~ the Ccnlo
canal on arrival az tiio tioiiiia fron,
iNsco and cross the river a. konno-
"iek. Here aig barbecue aiil ho sorry
sd " the guests and a pageant vii do
Plot the allogorloal weddiHg of th0 Coz
lumeia and Sake Rivers hS means oi
the new canal A big gathering og The
nosple from the countryside is on hand
fur the festivities. --
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-05

KANSAS CITY Mo. May \ ma.
upnol convention Of OWNERS and rpora
TORS ot htncv busscs VIII hc held here
today "Wednesday ana fhursda, @ ia
expected that many representative uf
lNn now motor hus companies VIII at-
iond, for q 10 planned to organize for
protection and mutual support of TIM.
new industry.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-05
oop ITEMS FROM EVERY
; : I WHERE : : :
\ I. \ /. I. = \ = y : /. : \ ) /.

=" - = = = - = ~ ~ = - -
a ChicAgo lewclcr has engraved the
i,asd's Prayer en- the head of common
pin. Although the script Is Invisible "a
The naked eyn, a microscope hrings cut
every ,sietter.a At fs. sea a
New zealand has an island nearly
three miles in olseamleroHco, which IA
almost entirely composed OF sulphur
mixed with gypsum,
The witch tree IN NeVada can hc scer
Tar mile on the idarkest alght AZ u
~ luminous that person standing
near Il can rcad ordinary print.
The town Of Simia, India. Is built on
the side " a hlll SO steep that 4 i,
often possible 60 step from the thresn.
old OF one house 10 the roof ot the
rcNt
Despite the Increase ~ electric ligh,'
inE. twenssi five factories In the United
states are kept busy maklng gas man
Ties.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-05
BASEBALL RESULTS OTHER SPORT NEWS

Rec; Hamilton, James, Iioch and Az
now.
umpircs; O1.oughlln and iIildcbrend
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-05
BASEBALL SUMMARY
TEXAS LEAGUE

San Antonio Ga, Dallas 0-8.
l'prt worth X. Houston L.
beaumont ~, shreveport z.
Galveston a.. Waco g.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-05
WEATHER SUMMARY
u. 6. DEPARTMENT OF AoRicuL
TuRE-WEAThER BUREAU.


Weather bulletin tor 90 hours end
ing $500 D.. m, 90 meridian Time
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-05

r. a. Mnsham msi nlght left hero
en- route to Fort Worth where he Will
attend the knlehis ot rathias conNcn-
lion and the state Medicai Associa
,ion meeting. t'Wm thosv Mr. lune-
ham rNpecis tp Journey 60 Wichita
Fails 60 Ne with the United CONNER
eial Travellers when their annaai meet
ina takes viace thrfas iie is a PROM
incnt mcmQer n both organizations.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-05-05

wal pApeF or'sinaitd Ia china IN 10
E2pfsh sontaFy
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-04-08
u. S. Press Assn.
Bond Building
Washington, D. c.

Special Note: Mr.. Jones Is the
Washington correspondent Of the Reg.
lister, and II you will state that you are
a reader of this paper, an autograph
copy OF the first edition will be fur
nished on the regular order.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-04-08
RIGHTS" END WHEN WAR BE,
GINS

Just now England is in quite the
same state of mind towards what she
regards as the u~nspeakably wicked
Prussians as early in the last century
she exhibited towards Napoleon as the
exponent of militarism. There is the
same determination to crush the Ger
man Empire that there then was to
destroy that of Napoleon. There is
the same disposition to regard the
cause of England as so unassailable
in its virtue as to justify a good deal
But the analogy is not one to be fol-
lowed too completely. The people of
the United States are not feeling
themselves affronted in any quarter,
are not exasperated, have not suffered
any intended injury or wrong from any
Of the governments at war, have no
grievances to avenge, and will not
drift into belligerent attitude merely
because of interference with neutral
commerce in the British and German
waters that are strewn with mines
and infested by submarines.
War is so desperate a
when the formost powers Of the world
are engaged in it that what we call
rights" cease to exist, and nothing is
likely to be considered except in terms
Of wal power. Germany's plea for
invading Belgium was necessity"
England's plea for interfering with
neutral m is of exactly the
same kind, and Is put upon the same
ground. Germany did not mean to
touch the hair of a single Belgian citi'
zen, nor to take SO much as a loaf OF
bread without paying full value. In
the German view. Belgium's vast mis-
take lay in standing up for rights
when a great war had broken out, in
the presence of which rights disappear
because the appeal has been made to
force. In its very nature, wal Is the
denial of rights of all kinds, private
and public. When two small nations
are at war, 1t is true that the rights Of
neutrals are respected. But this is
not because they have power. Wher
however. great nations are at war, the
rights of neutrals are less likely to bt
Regarded, unless the neutrals have botf
the power and the disposition to trans
late their rights into terms of force
From 1.-The Progress of the World" IL
the American Review Of Reviews fol
April.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-04-08
Wash Goods at half price at the Bee

Wash Goods at half price at the Bee
Hive.
Connelly's Grocery had a very at
tractive Easter window display.
N. E. Schouweiler was over from
White on business the last of the
week.
The local tennis club is fixing up
the courts on Eighth street for the
season.
Miss Emma Green visited a few
days last week with her sister at
Estelline.
superintendent MAR of the Boys
and Girls Club work, visited over
Easter at home.
Oscar Ensberg and Rev. Nels Carl
son were down from Toronto the last
of the week and purchased Fords from
A. f.. Bunday.
The date for the Commercial Clubs
annual reception to the college people
has been fixed for Friday evening.
April l6. We understand the affair
this year will be called the Together
Get-You Bet, instead of the Get-to-
gether-get, but any old name that sug-
gests a good time will do. The plan
is to have the entertainment at the
opera house and the feed at Bunday's
garage.
Many desirable patterns of Wash
Goods at half price at the Bee Hive.
G.. w. Elliott G. Co. on Monday ship
ped a No. 2 Dakota tractor to Rayne,
Louisiana, to fill an order from a rice
planter who had seen a description of
the machine in a trade paper, The
man has three thousand acres Of rice
land, and the proposition looked so
good to him that he enclosed draft
with order and asked for immediate
shipment. While these tractors have
not reached the point where they are
in general use, samples have been
placed in all parts of the country, and
the best of satisfaction is being given.
But for the money %stringency the fac
tory would have been running over
time the past winter. Many orders
had to be turned down because cash
could not be realized on the paper
De Smet News.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-04-08

Many desirable patterns of Wash
Goods at half price at the Bee Hive.
P. E. Murphy was down from Lake
Preston on business the last of the
week.
Attorney H. Hanson was over to
Clear Lake on business a day or two
last week.
Mrs. B. o. Symes and children of
Redield, came down Saturday morn
ing for a few days visit at the home
of her mother, Mrs. James Nolan.
Miss Ethel Garfield, who is teach
ing at Lake Preston, spent her vaca
ton at home last week and was &C
companied by Miss Lillian Dewey.
e Mrs. Partridge returned home to
Burlington, Iowa. Saturday morning,
after a three weeks visit at the home
of Prof. w. A. Peterson. She is a
sister of Mrs. Peterson.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-04-08

have lost their brains" said the Crows
Nest.
That's nothing" responded the
Kicker. "A lot of men who are in the
same fix as the turtles can move their
jaws and talk, too"
81 had a secret given me by n of
the girls in our set"
"Yes?"
$50 l started out yesterday and trad
ed it to one girl for a lunch, to another
for a matinee ticket, and to a third
for a box of caramels."
81 o 8
my barber has quit discussing the
war"
why was that?"
1T was his idea to size up his GUS
toners and take sides accordingly, but
yesterday he guessed wrong four
times"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-04-08
Local and Personal

Wash Goods at half price at the Bee
Hive.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Sanderson were
down from Estelline visiting relatives
a few days the latter part of the week.
Miss Grace O'Brien departed for
Mitchell the last of the week, after
having spent the week with Brook.
ings friends.
Prof. N. E. Hansen departed Satur.
day evening for points west of the
river, where he will spend some time
on alfalfa work.
E. F. Bagley departed Thursday
morning for Zion City, ILL.,, where he
will make his home. His daughters
left a day or two earlier.
Warren Noble, the veteran actor,
who used tn make Brookings with his
company every year, is reported to be
bedridden at his home in Iowa.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-04-08
Jingling Jokelets
Joyfully Jibed

Spring
The winter winds have ended,
The winter SHOWS are past.
The sun is shining brightly,
And spring Is here at last.
The children all are happy,
The sick are getting well.
But we catch the full aroma
OF last years thawed out smell.
@ O @
Behold the Fisherman
He riseth up early in the morning and
disturbeth the whole household.
Mighty are his preparations.
He goeth forth full of hope.
When the day is far spent he return
eth, smelling of strong drink and
the truth is not In him.
The usual crowd of small boys was
gathered about the entrance of a cir
Gus tent, trying to get a glimpse of the
interior. A. man watched them for a
few moments, then walking up to the
ticket-taker he said with an air of au-
thority:
"Let these boys in, and count them
as they pass"
The gateman did as requested, and
when the last n had gone he turned
and said: "Twenty-eight, sir"
Good" said the man, smiling as he
walked away, 81 thought l guessed
right"
A clergyman, who was summoned in
haste by a woman who had been taken
suddenly i'll, answered the call though
somewhat puzzled by it, for he knew
that she was not Of his parish, and
was, moreover, known to be a devoted
worker in another church. While he
was waiting to be shown to the sick.
room he fell to talking to the little
girl of the house.
IL 10 NCly SldtllyIh6 W hho" Sudt
your mother thought of me in her i'll.
ness" said he. "Is your minister out
! of town."
"Oh, no." answered the child, in a
matter-of-fact tone. Hes home; only
we thought it might be something
contagious, and we didn't want to
take any risks"
1.-THE account of this battle has a
menu sound"
what do you mean?"
ut says the we~ll-seasoned troops
were mustered out and then pepperet
with shot"
Madge-Hasn't he ever asked for
kiss since the first one?
Marjorie-Why, no, dear. He JUS
takes them now.
Tramp-It is needless to ask the
question, madam. You know what
need.
Lady-Yes, / know what you neet
badly, but I've only n bar of soal
In the house, and the servant Is usint
1t. Come some other time.
q q q
"A scientist has discovered that tur
ties can move their jaws after the,
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1915-04-08
ANNOUNCEME N

l hereby o myself as a can
didate for reelection to the Office of
city treasurer subject, of course, to
the will of the people.
Respectfully,
II. +. Haroldson.