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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11
Rheumatism Soon
Becomes Chronic
The Result Of Tired Kidneys
Failing to Expel Poisonous
Waste Matter.

Tired. worked kidneys allow
poisonous uric acid to remain in the
blood instead OF eNpelling It from the
system. That is the cause OF chronic
rheumatism. The disease gets into
some Joint or group OF muscles and
settles there, and only strenuous treat
ment will dislodge it.
Rheuma softens the uric acid crys-
tails lodged in the joints and muscles.
causing the terrible pains, and passes
them out of the system through the
kidneys and bowels.
All tho blood in the body rasses
through the kidneys once every three
minutes. Unless IT is pure the organs
become diseased. Rheuma purifics the
blood and the kidneys then regain
their natural activity.
Tragic Drug Co. and all druggists
sell Rheuma at u price so inexpensive
that 1t Is folly to be without 1t.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11
NEW EXPOSITION BOOKLET,
Missouri Pacific Issues Handsomely
illustrated Folder on California
md the Expeditions.

Any one who expects to visit Cali
fornia and the EXpositions this year
should get the new booklet issued by
the Missouri Pacific Railway
1t is admirably written, superbly il
Illustrated, and will be found OF the
greatest practical value in forming
your plans. 1t contains much useful
information about routes and rates
round trips and side trips. hotel accom-
modations and prices, so that you can
prepare an itinerary to suit your taste
time and purse. The use OF such a
complete guide will make n success of
your holiday and insure you the great
est amount of enjoyment.
The Scenic Limited is the new all
steel train recently put in daily service
by the Missouri Pacific Railroad. 1t is
the only through train between ST
Louis and San Francisco. and in the
accommodation afforded travellers and
the perfection of its appointments and
service it is unsurpassed by any train
to the Pacific Coast.
The Scenic Limited runs over the
most varied and picturesque route i'm
the West. Its schedule is arranged so
that all points of beauty and interest
are seen by daylight
Write, phone or come, in for this
beautiful booklet Consult with us on
airy plan you have in mind. Our SER
vices are at your disposal gladly and
freely. Let us make your reservations
early. J: A. Steltenkamp, G. n. L. D.,
Hotel Gibson, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11

The regular monthly meeting Of the
board OF directors of the Young Wo-
mems Christian Association will be held
this morning al II o'clock in the
central building, North Fifth Street.
There will he an interesting meet
ing OF the Highland Park Mothers
Club this afternoon al 3 o'clock. *. j.
Hokc, assistant supcrintendent~o the
night schools in Richmond. will make
an address on a subject which Will
be OF deep interest 10 the patrons of
the school. Miss Florence Walker will
sing, and there Will be the usual social
hour. Refreshments will DO served by
:he committee. Of which Mrs. X. VI.
S;arke liz chairman. All women in
terested IN the Mothers Club are cor
daily invited.
The monthly meeting of the Rich,
mond Chapter, United Daughters OF the
Confederacy. will be held at Lee Camp
this morning at II o'clock The date
district meeting 10 he held at Will
liamsburg the next day.
The board of managers OF the In
structive Visiting Nurses Association
will meet Mt II O'Clock this morning
Cherry Street. A full attendance Is
requested.
There will be called meeting OF
the Virginia Association Opposed TO
W oman's Suffrage this morning at IL
O'Clock in Room $50 of the Jefferson
Hotel.
The Williams Memorial Circle of
Kings Daughters will meet this after
noon at 4:30 o'clock with Mrs Robert
II. Gary, 1916 stuart Avenue. All mem
bers are urged to attend.
The Woodland Heights Mothers Club
will hold its regular meeting this after
noon at $40 o'clock at the residence
of Mrs. r. W. Cardwell, 29aS Thirtieth
and Spring Hill Street. All members
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11
WATCH LUSITANIA SINK
Germnns Stand on Submarine Within
300 Yards Of Scene, Minister Says.

LONDON, MAY 1o.-Three torpedoes
were fired at the Lusitania according
TO the Rev. Mr. Guvicr. of the Church
or England's Canadian Railway Mis-
sion He said the third found its mark
while the last boat was being lowered.
When the Lusitania sank, Mr.. Guvier
said' submarine rose to the surface
and came to within 200 yards of the
scene.
The crew stood stolidly on the deck"
he said, and surveyed their handi-
work. l could distinguish the German
nag, but 1t was impossible to see the
number OF the submarine, which dis
appeared after a few minutes"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11
elected tho following officers at tn.

elected tho following officers at tho
morning session: w. G. Louhoft. oil
Danville. grand patriarch: j. 7. Haynes
of Richmond grand high priest: c. D.
Z. NJ. Bunch. OF Lynchburg. grand
scribe: and 9. w Hin. of Norfolk,
grand treasurer. In the Afternoon the
following appointive Offices were filed:
Grand marshal, II. Fl. Murch. Of Char
lottesvillc: grand outside sentinel. O.
j. Robinson, of Carterton: and grand
inside sentinel. Colonel w. L. Martin.
or Alexandria: and these officers, to-
gether with those elected in the morn
Ing, were installed by James B. Blanks
or petersburg. past gJ"-d patriarch
The order adjourned to meet next year
in the same town with the Grand
1.o6re
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11
COLONEL CHARLES PoHLIG,
President Patriarchs Militant.

By o'clock this morning, 1t Is esti-
mated that 1900 Odd Fellows will be
in the city to attend the seventy eighth
annual session OF the Grand Lodge Of
Virginia. Last night the greater part
or that number were here, with many
delegations to arrive before the SEES
sion is called to order to-day at 1890
o'clock. Delegates from all parts Of
the state. each In some way typical Of
the particular section from which he
comes, are here. and they arc happy
groups gathered together in the lobby
OF the Richmond Hotel, all intent upon
getting the best out OF the occasion
themselves and seeing to 1t that the
others have just as fine time. An en-
tertainnent was provided for the visit
ors at the hotel last night
The Paeriarchs Militant and the
Grand Encampment Of Virginia. two
branches of the order, met yesterday
morning, the one at Murphy's Hotel at
$3.50 o'clock. and the other at the Rich
mond Hotel at $40.
PATRIARCHS MILITANT
HEAR IMPORTANT REPORTS
Only the transaction of routine bust
ness and tho appointment of commit
tees occupied the attention of the Pa
triarchs Militant at their morning ses-
sion. and in the afternoon the reports
of those committees were read and ap-
proved. They meet again this morn
ing at the Elks' Hall. The officers of
the organization are as follows: Colonel
Charles Pohlig, Of Richmond, president
Northumberland w. l.. Martin, of
Alexandria, vice-president; Captain j.
NJ. Binford. of Richmond, secretary;
Chevalier NJ. p. Harlow. Of Roanoke
treasurer: Captain 4. L. King, OF
Lynchburg. chaplain; Lieutenant C. c.
Trenary. of Alexandria, sentinel and
Chcvalier NJ. Davidson, of Richmond
picket
The Grand Encampment Of Virginia
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11

George Toney, an inmate of the City
Home. was struck by an autom obile
driven by Hugh Davis, 1917 Taylor
Street. near Belvidere and Broad
Streets early yesterday morning. and
slightly injured. Toney refused to
prosecute the driver, taking all blame
for the accident on himself He was
treated by Ambulance Surgeon Pitko-
witt andiwas able TO go to his home.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot-Ensc, the antiseptic pow
der for the instant relief of painful,
smarting, tender. nervous feet. 1t
takes the sting out of corns and bum
ions. Simply shake the contents of
one of the small envelopes in each
shoe. Over 100000 packages arc being
used by the German and allied troops
at the front Sold everywhere o5c
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11
Various Forms
OF Headache

1t is necessary in order to treat head.
hches properly to understand the CASES
which produce the Affection" says Dr. j. W.
ray OF Blockton, Ala. Continuing, he says:
Physicians cannot even begin the treat
nas,a Oh disease without knowing what
causes give rise to 1t, and we must remem-
Der that headache is to be treated ACCORDING
10 the same rule. We must not only be par-
Sacniar to give a remedy intended to coun-
teIact the cause which produces tho head
acne, but We must also give remedy to
teiieve the pain until the cause of the troub,e
mas Deen removed. To answer this purpose
Anti-kamnia Tablets Will be found q most
convenient and satisfactory remedy. One
sa u, every one to three hours gives comfort
and rest In the m st severe cases ofheadache
neuralgia and particularly the headaches
OF women"
When we have patient subject to regular
attacks OF sick headache, we should caution
him to keep his bowels regular, for which
nothing is better than "Actoidsn, and when
ne GELS the least agn of an onconing
attack. he should take two AK Tablets
such patients should always be Instructed
70 carry few Anti kamnia Tablets, so as 10
have them ready for instant use. These
tablets are prompt In action, and can be
depended on. to produce relief In a very
lew minutes. Ask for AK Tablets.
Anti-kamnia Tablets can be obtained at all
druggists. ;,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11
Dnkcr-WhIte.

Especial TO The Times Di spatch.l
lew CANTON. VA. May lO.-Wil-
liam II. Baber, prominent young
farmer OF this section and Miss Agnes
Pittnan White. teacher in the Gold
Hin High School. and daughter Of
Wesley T. White of GilliamEville were
married at Mt. Zion parsonage on Sat-
urday, Rev. r. w BaEwell officiat!nE.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11
On Annual Inspection Trim

ISneciaI 70 me Times Dispatch.1
LYNCHRURG, VA. Nav 1o-prn.i
dent George w. Stevens and other hirh
chesapeake and Ohio officials. were
guests this afternoon Of the LYNCH
burg Chamber OF Commerce at n
luncheon given at the Oakwood Coun-
try club The officials are on their an
nuGl inspection trip, and expected IN
he at Hot Springs tonight.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11
Pollard VIII MIKE Address.

lSPeclal 10 me Ilmes- DispAtch.1
WILLIAMSBURG. VA, May 10.--John
Garland Pollard, Attorney of
Virginia. has accepted the invitation
10 deliver the address before the grad
uatins class OF Nicholson High School
on the night Of May 81
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11

All members of the woman's Club
who feel an interest in the organiza-
ton of Matthew Fontaine Maury
Memorial Society arc invited to meet
at the Woman's Club this afternoon at
o'clock
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11

are urged TO be present, as plans are
being made TO secure a playground for
the children at once
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11

The Woodland Heights Mothers Club
will hold its regular meeting this after
noon at $40 o'clock at the residence
Of Mrs. r. W. Cardwell, 29aS Thirtieth
and Spring Hill street. All members
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11

| The Williams Memorial Circle of
Kings Daughters Will meet this after
noon at 1870 o'clock with Mrs Robert
II. Gary, 1916 stuart Avenue. All men,
berS are urged to attend.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11

There will be called meeting OF
the Virginia Association Opposed to
Woman's Suffrage this morning at IL
o'clock in Room $50 of the Jefferson
Hotel.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-05-11
woMEN's MEETINGS.

The regular monthly meeting Of the
board OF directors of the Young Wo-
mems Christian Association will be held
this morning AT II O'Clock in the
central building. North Fifth Street
The hummer. (Houston, Miss.) 1914-19??, 1915-09-03
Habit Of Happiness.

Many times you run upon some Of your pet thoughts
put into words by the other fellow and excaim "thems
my sentiments with sincere enthusiasm Nowhere have
fond clipping that fits feeling the policy Of The
Hummer better than the following from unknown
change thru KellOggs Squar Dealer:
No matter what his vocation condition in life may
be- every to himself and to the world to form
the habit Of being just happy he Happiness
means harmony andharmOdy means health and efficiency
Much natural ability is rendered inefficient because
do not realize that dscord whether in fear worry,
selfshness hatred jealousy is health and happiness
killer and efficiency Brighter. Many waste more
vitality and mental energy few minutes of hot temper
than would be required in the legitimate running of their
business for days.
Happiness is great stimulator Of growth Nothing
grows when dscOrdant When shall have learned how
to conserve our energies by getting minds into har
mOny the hardest days work will not tire 1t is
exhaustion wasted energy thru unnatural dscOrd
ant conditions that makes aded and tired out-the
suit of friction in machinery If could keep our
selves in happy condition all day. should be fresh
night 1t is by keeping ourselves in perfect harmony that
we become efficient and get the out Of life
(Many of our readers keep scrapbOOks and the above
we believe will fit nicely somewhere in its inspired pages
We wish that every paper in the state would it
leader on their editorial page)
The hummer. (Houston, Miss.) 1914-19??, 1915-09-03
A Good Word for the Farmer.

The Cornthan hits it just right in the following edi-
tOrial
For generations turnout the civilized world the farm
er has been regarded simply as farmer-nOhing
He has been classed farmer-rated as a farmer
treated farmer and all because there so blind
as those who will not see.
But all of that has changed today
The farmer has come into his and stands before
the world in the twentieth century the most solid sub
stantial and reliable people the face Of the globe.
He is a man Of business-of tremendous busness-the
one man without whom the people of the world would
cease to exist.
Men 90 to the great cities, and many of them rise
and fall and are heard from
But the farmer moves steadily onward and upward
always to better and greater things
He is our new of business---our greatest man o
busness--the man whom all the world depends for thu
vital sustenanCe of life
The hummer. (Houston, Miss.) 1914-19??, 1915-09-03
How to Feel Good.

By telepathc permission from the snappy COrinthian
adopt few sentences found in their astssue Thanks
they run in this wise with slight changes and additions:
Work and keep on working and make act count for
something higher and better 1t leaves jolly feel.
Save your money, and keep saving until you have
enough to LIVE thru life That too is happy feel
Be kind and gentle, and cOnsiderate to the members
of your family. The knowledge that you making them
happy will cause you feel happier feel than
Give the little ones smile aud pat when you meet
Them and their expressive faces will glow in your happy
heart
Speak gently of your neighbOr and forgive his fabts
spread the gospel of loyalty to home and home
people on all occasions and at all pacesbe hui
name in your handling Of dumb brutes and their eyes will
speak the gratitude they feeft up the fallen and assist
them to tread the path of better life Do half Of
these and enjoy life in the living
The hummer. (Houston, Miss.) 1914-19??, 1915-09-03
The New Day.

Mister Bill Singer in his peppery and quaint little
magazine sung gets off some good things that just
can't help passing along Here is a sample not as good
some but good enough for several big THINKS:
"A New Day has dawn. The golden era of the golden
brick has passed Uncle Hiram has cut off his whskers
and cut out the confding credulty which made him
easy mark for every smooth CRATER He has bought
automobile and acquired some speed himself No longer
is it possible to take gded brass brick gmlet some
acid and sick prospectOr to the rural district Of New
York City and pick up small size fortune Honesty act
uay seems to be coming into fashion although there
still some people who figure that it safest to do the other
fellow first Even the belief that in order to sell
chant bill of goods you first get him drunk is fast
giving way to the proven fact that booze and efficiency
are tee-total strangers Nowadays we don't
mans ability as salesman by the capacity of his tank
used be thought that statements which would be call
ed plain lies in any other place were entitled softer
when printed in adj Nowadays lie is
lie even if you pay good stiff price for space in which
to print it.
The world is growing better in spite of the stOre-bOX
croakes and even the of living has gone up Any
way what 1T does cost to live it's worth more
(Amen says u.s. We have always said that honesty is
the best policy but we hardly believed that it would pay
to practice in business. Now have proven that hon
esty pays much better return than trickery and is
thousand times more safe and satisfactory investment
Even the real estate men flirting with the truth.
They have found that a man sticks better you give him
the straight facts about subdivision right at the start
The idea that to succeed in business you must be able to
fool most of the people Of the time has been demon
strated to be all bunk The people getting wiser every
day and they know when they getting hundred cents
for dollar You have to show Mr.. Buyer these days.
Educational publicity is the stuff to put graers the
blink So turn on the white light of truth and keep it
shining"
The hummer. (Houston, Miss.) 1914-19??, 1915-09-03
Opportunity Offerings.

By the kindness of one of our happy readers we pub
sh the following we'll written article clipped from ascrap
book:
Opportunity not only knocks at your door but play
ing anvil chorus every mans door, and they lays
for the owner around the corner with club The world
is in need of men who can do things Indeed can
easily be recalled by every where opportunity actual
ly smashed in the door and colared her candidate and
dragged him forth tosuccess These cases are exceptional
usually you have to meet opportunity half way But the
only place where you get away from opportunity to
lie down and die Opportunity does not trouble dead men,
or dead ones who atter themselves that they alive
Let no man repne account Of lack early advantages
Rarerpes run away from adyantages-they cannot digest
them IF had my say would set all the young folks
to work and send the old to school, said Socrates
four hundred and twenty years before Christ
What Socrates meant was that after you have battled
bit with actual life and begun to feel your need for adu-
cation you are for the first time ready to take advantage
of your opportunities and learn
Education is a matter of desire An education cannot
be impaired it has to be won and you win by working
And the benefit lies in the wOrk-n the exercise The
only way to make a muscle strong is to use It, you
want strong we'll developed body you can getit in only
one way that is by exercising your body
And in passing it is well enough the truth that
the best developed men those who get their exercise
in their work.
And this fact also, holds the best educated men are
those who get their brain development of their work
or at the same time they are doing the work Quitting
work in order get education the idea OF monk
who fed from the world because he thought the world
bad an idea we have happily outgrown The man who
exercises his skypece at the same time he does his hands
is sure winner When you engaged in actual usetu
eort-no matter What-yOu will see plenty OF chances
make use of all the phosphorus you possess. You KEEP
ideas by using them you hold your education by giving
away It takes work get education it takes work
use If and it takes work to keep it.
Those who want to grow and evolve should not give
too much time to the latest trashy literature. Don't
spread yourself out thin Concentrate on few things
the very best educated men do not know everything
Choose what you want to be and get at it. You'll win
1t will look dscouragng after your first fine burst OF en-
thusiasm and there is just where you will have to brns
your will to bear Keep at it-don't lose your nerve
YOU quit it simply shows that you did not want an educa
on you only thought you ddyOu are not willing to pa
the price"
The hummer. (Houston, Miss.) 1914-19??, 1915-09-03
Quit Your GrumbIin'

We just can't help from printing the following jingle
found few days ago in "Stung"
Quit your kickn' old man, it's not any
To fight Mister Trouble with jaw-bOne abuse
If you want to succeed it's not any way
To 90 round kckin' and wasting you day
If you can't make the hill a-runnin on high
Just throw her in low, and never say die
The first in the start may finish in the last,
So keep on a-puggin don't hurry too fast
Keep smilin'; don't worry you'll make it all right
If you just keep a-tryin' with all of your might
Don't waste your time kickn but throw off your coat
And dig in and root like an Arkansaw ShOat.
If you want to make good you have to 90 through
A stiff course of trainin before you will do
So cut out your kckn' and turn off the bile
And jump in and hustle with song and a smile
eve believe you will like the above enough to keep
collection of clips).
The hummer. (Houston, Miss.) 1914-19??, 1915-09-03
Think'um Over.

Kindness goes long ways-Selish people get lOEs-
some
Don't judge people by their kindolksthey can't help
it.
Ancestors don't spell ham and eggs-YOu are th0man
right NOW
Everybody ready to share the profit but few the
pense
Observe much-l8ten well-talk lttlebe friendly
be cheerful.
Laugh much--sng much-be happy-be ready
smile heaps
Some other time won't do--do it now Keep plugging
you'll win
A tombstone can stand upright--but then lie
face
Keep kicking Something will turn up--and no
toes. ~
Don't start in life at the big end of the horn
Attend to your own business and the other felc
will take care of itself
Be courteous--speak a good word often. Keep
troubles to yourself
Money makes noise and also puts dozens of nut
heads in high society.
Sometimes roed hearts beat under the sikest clothes
Be generous with praiseit helps the right kind of
people.
When you promise--always deliver the goods.
Clipped from our scrap-bOok
The hummer. (Houston, Miss.) 1914-19??, 1915-09-03

Brothers stick clOse-but look at fashion
Thousands know how to pick cOttOn-milliOns know
how to pick flaws.
Be hopeful if you can-if pOssible-dOnt pass the
crouch on.
During the two elections a few economical truth
spraned their magnaOns and broke their vocal chords
The hummer. (Houston, Miss.) 1914-19??, 1915-09-03

For the past summer it has been lOng long way to
temporary relief
WE WONDER IF LOAFING EVER BROUGHT IN
THE DOUGH.
Making more meat, meal and mOasses makes much
more money move.
The hummer. (Houston, Miss.) 1914-19??, 1915-09-03
stop Yer Kicking"

From the very original and snappy X
aler we give you the following timely pc
Stop yer hckin bout the times;
Get a hustle on you;
Skirmish round and grab the dimes
Eff the dollars shun you.
Croakin never bought a Dress
Growlin isn't in it;
Fix yer creepsrs on success,
Then 60 in to win it.
Times is getting good again
Try to help them all you kin.
Don't 60 round with hangin lip,
That is sure to floor you;
Try to get better grip
On the work before you.
Put some ginger on your words
When you greet neighbor;
Throw your troubles to the birds,
Get right down to labor
An you'll notice every day
Things are coming right your way.
Stop yer kicking, get hold
Of the wheel and turn it;
You can never handle gold
Less you try to earn it.
Brush the cObwebs from your eyes,
Stop your dinged repinnin,
An you'll notice that yer skies
MTiII oIv.toxYo no or cbinin
If you haven't the nerve to try,
Sneak away somewhere and die.