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Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
|CAL0MEL WHEN BILIOUS? NO! STOPI
 ACTS LIKE DYNAMITE 0N LIVER
Guarantee "Dodsons Liver Tone" Will Give You the Best Liver and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Doesnt Make You Sick

Stop using calomel! It makes you sick. Don't lose days work. If you feel lazy, sluggish, bilious or consti- pated, listen to me!
 Calomel is mercury or quicksilver which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel, when it comes into contact with sour bile, crashes into it, breaking it up. This is when you feel that aw- full nausea and cramping. If you feel "all knocked out" if your liver is tor pid and bowels constipated or you have headache, dizziness. coated tongue, if breath is bad or stomach sour just try spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone.
 Here's my guarantee-Go to any drug store or dealer and get 50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take a
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13

spoonful and if it doesn't straighten you right up and make you feel fine and vigorous I want you to go back to the store and get your money. Dod- sons Liver Tone is destroying the sale of calomel because it is real liver medicine; entirely vegetable, therefore it cannot salivate or make you sick
 I guarantee that one spoonful of Dodson's Liver Tone will put your sluggish liver to work and clean your bowels of that sour bile and consti- pated waste which is clogging your system and making you feel miserable. I guarantee that a bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone will keep your entire fam fly feeling fine for months Give it to your children. It is harmless; doesn't gripe and they like it's pleasant taste.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
Careful Diaunosis.

Well, did you succeed with your first diagnosis? Did you profit by my advice?
 The Young Doctor-I think I did, sir. I told the patient that he was suffering from a combination of liver, stamach, heart, lung and brain trouble.
 Old Practitioner-Good. No chance of mistake there.-Stray Stories.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
To Pay Ardmore's Claims.

Ardmore, Okla.-All claims in cases of death, personal injury and property loss resulting from the disaster here will be assumed by the Santa Fe Rail- way Company, adjustments to be made by cash as soon as the merits of the individual cases can be determined. This information was contained in a telegram received by Mayor Mullen from E. P Ripley, president of the Santa Fe company.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
speakinu From Experience.

Pa, what is the first line of de- fense'?"
 That depends on the circumstances, son. If this country were at war, the first line of defense would be the navy. When mans married, it's usually the telephone line, by which he tries to square himself before he comes home. .
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
Chinese Are to Choose.

Pekin.-Regulations governing the ference which shall decide whether China shall adopt monarchial form of government, have been passed by the State Council, acting in the capacity of a Legislature. The primaries will be completed November and the final vote cast in the provincial capi- tals 10 days later.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
Not Here.

She was looking for all apartment.
 Tt must be in first class neigh borhood," she said, land it must have ten large rooms, three baths and all modern improvements, and won't pay a cent over $40 month"
 T know the very place you're look ing for replied the agent, but if you want to find out how to get there you'll have to consult a clergyman"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
Wilson For suffraoe

hington.-President Wilson js expected shortly to announce his in. tention of voting for the New Jersey state constitutional amendment. granting suffrage to women.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
carranza to Investioate.

Vera Cruz.-Orders have been is- sued by General Carranza for a thor ough investigation into the shooting of American soldiers near Matamoros, and assurances have been given that the guilty will be severely punished.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
For the Human System.

For cuts, burns, bruises, stiff neck, sore throat, sprains, lame back and bunions, use Hanfords Balsam of Myrrh. It is guaranteed. It is for ex- ternal use only. Always have bottle on hand, ready for accidents. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
To Drive Out Malaria
 And Build UD The System

Take the Old Standard GROVE s TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know what you are taking. as the formula IS printed on every label showing It IS Qulnlne and Iron m tasteIess form The Quinine drives oHt malaria, the Iron builds up the system. 50 cents. Adv
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
Flood of Iron Crosses.

Berlin.-More than 5000 iron crosses of the first class have been conferred for exceptional military es- ploits, according to the Overseas News Agency.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
City of Chicago Fined.

Washington.-The steamship in- Secretary Redfield, fined the city of Chicago s1O0,0OO for operating a mo- tor boat without adequate lifesaving devices. The boat was used by the Department of Public Works.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
Not to Call Senate.

Washington. President Wilson practically has decided not to call a special session of the Senate, although he desires to have the Senate's rules amended so as to give the majority power to limit debate.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
May III.cotten Gains.

Milwaukee.-After all his long years of swindling, John W. Barnhardt, alias George Adler, may be deprived of even the consolation of turning over to his wife the proceeds of his swind. ling operations.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
Sees Carranza Emissary.

Washington Secretary Lansing received Eliseo Arredondo, authorized representative in Washington of Gen. eral Carranza, who presented the claims of the Carranza government in Mexico for recognition by the United States
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
No Compromise.

"Is Jiggers consistent in his vege tarianism?"
 q should say he is. Why. he won't even eat cabbage, because it is so intimately associated with corned beef"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
Getting Even.

''The cook asked for week off to get married, so I gave it to her."
 'I don't think 1 would have done that. You can't spare her very well now"
 'I know I can't, but it was the only way I saw to ever get even with her. ,
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
Acting in One Lesson.

Do you think I could learn to be moving picture actor?"
 Sure you could. Just remember this one thing: A heaving chest de- notes surprise, fear, hate or any other emotion" Louisville Courier-Journal.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
ExnIanation.

Whats an automobile lunch?" Why, the kind you see put up al ready for motor trip"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
DON'T GAMBLE

that your hearts all right. Make sure. Take "Renovine"-a heart and nerve tonic. Price soc and $1.00.-Adt.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13

British India has 76,1S1, ,0oO acres de- voted to rice growing.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13

Most of the so-called golden oppor- tunities that come our way are only plated.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13

Canada's mineral production in 1914 was valued at $128,475, 499
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13

The silk hat falls too often into the hands of those who are strangers to the art of scenic investiture.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13

AVOID A DOCTORS BILL on the first of the month by taking now a bottle of Mansfield Cough Bal sam for that hacking, hollow cough. Price 25c and 50c.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13

| Beautiful, clear white clothes delights
 the laundress who uses Red Cross Ball Blue. All grocers. Adv. ..- v
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
Other people may have good taste, but, of course, yours is little better

The rule in politics is that the side that owns the steam roller use it.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
Graduating by Post

Dad. what's postgraduate" ?"
 "A fellow who emerges from a cor respondence school, 1 imagine.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13
The Idea

The Idea. What do1 you think is the most lucratiYe-w1S of paving?''l With gold bricks
Judsonia weekly advance., 1915-10-13

Constantinople was founded in S30 AD
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-05-25
MUST ELECT STUDENT SENATOR'S
One in Each Sophomore Class to Be
Chosen This Week.

Elections of the members of the
Student Senate for next year must
be held this week by the various de-
partments of the University. The fol-
lowing article of the Constitution and
Bylaws of the Student Association
deals with the method of election:
Article ii. Section 2:-The MEM
bers of the Student Senate shall be
chosen in the following manner: A
representative from each school and
college shall be elected in May from
that class which next year shall be
the junior class in that division of
the University at a department meet
ing called by the presiding officer of
the department where the department
is so organized, otherwise at a class
meeting whose members will the fol-
lowing year be juniors in their de-
partment. The representatives thus
elected shall be present at the last
regular meeting of the Student Senate
of that year and their names placed
upon the secretary's roll. They shall
enter upon their duties at the close
of the school year"
The last regular meeting of the
Student Senate will be held in the
junior room of the Law Building at
Z o'clock the first Tuesday night in
June.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-05-25
SUMNER SESSION is POPULAR
1909 Students Expected-COurses OF.
fered i'm q Departments.

Students already are coming into
Columbia to enroll in the Summer
Session of the University which opens
June IL and continues for eight weeks
large number of the students of the
Summer Session are teachers who
take work during their vacation that
will fit them for higher salaries dur
ing the coming year. However, the
Summer Session offers courses in
many other departments besides those
particularly relating to teaching. Full
ly 1000 students are expected at Co
lumbia this summer. The enrolment
last summer was about $50.
The faculty of the 1915 Summer
Session will consist of seventy-four
members, representing eleven other
colleges and universities besides the
University of Missouri. Courses will
be offered in twenty-seven depart
ments as follows: Agriculture, II;
botany, 3; chemistry. 5; economics,
3: education 20; engineering, 5; En-
glish, 8; geology and geography, Z;
German, s; Greek. /; history, 10;
home economics, 6; journalism, 6;
Latin. 5; library methods, l; manual
arts, s; mathematics, 8; music, Z;
philosophy, 3; physical education. 5;
physics. 8; political science, 3;
2; romance languages, 4;
sociology, 8; zoology. 3.
All of the courses offered are of col
lege grade and many of them count
toward degrees given by the Univer-
sity of Missouri on the completion |
of prescribed curricula. !
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-05-25
SIXTEEN TEACHERS FROM C. H. s.
Entire Class to Be Graduated Friday
Night Numbers 20.

The teachers training class OF the
Columbia High School will graduate
sixteen teachers this year. Five OF
them already have secured positions
in the public schools of Boone County.
The names of the teachers and the
schools they will teach follow: Ger
trude Allen, Turner; Mary Arm
strong, Potts; Roxie Fenton, Wilhite;
Unice Hazard, Barnes; Cecil Harris,
Via. Margaret and Opal Powell may
teach in the Ozarks.
Three students were graduated
from the department last year. They
all taught last year and have schools
for this year.
The Columbia High School Will
give its commencement exercises Fri
day night. More than seventy stu
dents will be graduated this year. The
exercises will be held in the Colum-
bia Theater.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-05-25
UNIVERSITY MISSOURIAN
TUESDAY, May %, 1879
COLUMBIA'S BEST ARGUMENT.

Some Columbians think outsiders
should move to this city because of
the schools that are here others
believe that the absence of saloons is
a blessing that should appeal to the
home-seeker. Sill, others talk Of the
climate and still others of the city
water Some even declare that the
absence of through railroad is an
asset, in that there is a privacy in
living here, unobtainable elsewhere
But to anyone who has spent a
Spring in Columbia-an April and
May. at least-there comes the idea
that the best argument has been so
far unexpressed. The clear days and
the calm nights, with the trees and
the foliage soft as the moss-vines of
the South and as strong and sturdy
as the pines OF the North, the abund-
ant flowers, the long, inviting walks
the season of Spring is Columbia's
best claim to notice
So if you seek an argument for Co.
lumbia. don't talk, don't waste words,
don't gesticulate. Just wander out
Of-doors and look around you.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-05-25
OUR PREPARATION FOR WAR.

President Hibben of Princeton Uni
versity rather startled the Lake Mo-
honk Peace Conference by calling at
tcntion to the need of preparation for
var. President Hadley of Yale Uni
Vorsity said Just the other day: "T!. e
nations state of unpreparedness is a
standing invitation to the stronger
powers of the world to come and help
themselves to whatever plunder of
ours they may desire"
Secretary of War Garrison thinks.
too. that only in preparedness is hon.
orable peace possible He put it in
these words recently: "Self-respect,
without which man is an invertebrate
animal, requires that we should be
prepared to protect that which we
cherish. which not only includes our
material possessions, but that intangi-
bic something which makes US a dis
tinctive nation in the eyes of the
world"
Whether or not these sentiments
Etn be called right in the tinal an
alysis, they point the need of a sound
Consideration of this problem by the
American people. We have listened
too much to the assurances of we'll
meaning but uniformed pacificists.'
We have thought our nation isolated
from the affairs of Europe, when
as a matter of fact it is being bound
up more closely than ever in them by
the countless ramifications of inter
national commerce This war has re-
vealed the weakness of our apparent
as a safeguard against trou-
Die with other nations.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-05-25
ATHENAEANS TO HAVE BANQUET
Several Prominent Alumni Members
Coming for Annual Event.

The second annual Athenaean ban
quet will be held in the Y. NJ. C. A.
Auditorium at Z O'Clock Saturday
night. Every Athenaean is expected
to be present.
The out-of-town Athenaeans who
are expected are ]. ]. Russell, con-
gressman from the Fourteenth Mis-
souri, district; Gardiner Lathrop
chief attorney for the Santa Fe R. R.
from Chicago; Senator W. ]. Stone;
Justices Faris and Kennish of the Mis-
souri, Supreme Court, and Luther T.
Collier, the oldest living alumnus of
the University.
There will be about 100 alumni and
members present. The society has
forty active members, about fifty
alumni in Columbia, and 400 alumni
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-05-25
WOMAN BEAUTIFUL.

IL we take the newspapers and
magazines for authority. no woman
has a right or an excuse for being
ugly There is no reason in being
short. If you want to be tal and
willowy-"Make a mark on the wall
six inches above the top of your head.
Try each day to reach this mark by
stretching your body. You will be
surprised how soon you will add sew
eral inches to your height
If you are fat, you are lazy. 60
to your room each day, lie down on
the floor and roll from one side of
the room to the other fifty times You
will be surprised at the weight you
will lose in a week"
If your hair is not long enough or
does not curl naturally-"Give it one
hundred strokes with the brush each
evening before retiring. You will be
surprised how long your hair will be-
come and how naturally it will wave
in months time"
If your eyebrows are not long,
thick and arched-"Rub vaseline into
them each night before retiring. You
will be surprised at the improvement
in your eyebrows in the course of
few weeks"
One newspaper has gone deeper
into the science of beauty and gives
a recipe for beautiful ankles. There
is no use having thick ankles. Bind
wet cloth about your ankles each
day, and hold the cloth In place with
tight rubber bands. Wear Ii ese cloths
about the hause a few ho urs each
day, and you will be surprised at the
of your ankles"
Truly, although life is short, it is
nexcusable for won an to be ugly |
N this day of beauty So :ience.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-05-25
One Good Story
How TO Find Ont.

The two British sailors had secured
tickets to the dog show and were gaz-
ing upon Skye terrier which had so
much hair that it looked more like a
woolen rug than a dog.
witch end is is 'ead, Bill?" asked
one.
"Blowed if / know" was the reply.
But ere, I'll stick a pin in i'm and
you look witch end barks."
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-05-25

all over the United States and in
foreign fields. Luther T. Collier is
the only living alumnus who was
charter member in 1S4l.
The committee on arrangements
consists of II. X. Poindextsr, P. c.
Sprinkle and B. R. Brown.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1915-05-25
MRS. b. +. BREUER PROMOTED
Former Journalism Student Now Sun.
day Editor of New York Tribune.

Mrs. Bessie Freedman Breuer, 4
former student in the School of Jour
nalism of the University, is now Sun
day editor of the New York Tribune.
Until her promotion to Sunday edi-
tor, a short time ago. she was editor
of the women's department of the Tri-
bune. Mrs. Breuer has a staff of re-
porters and feature writer's working
under her supervision.
After leaving the School of Jour
nalism Mrs. Breuer worked as report
er on ST. Louis dailies. Then she went
TO New York and rose rapidly after
beginning work on the Tribune.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-01-22
Modern Woodmen Install Officers

Modern Woodmen Install Officers
At the meeting of Middlebury camp,
No. 1924, Modern Woodmen of Amer
lea, held Thursday night of last week in
Odd Fellows hall, the following officers
were installed: Consul. Charles F.
Rogers; past consul, Charles j. M.
Shackett; advisor, Ralph G. Merritt;
clerk, Fred A. Brown; escort, Henry
A. R. Merritt; Waterman, Samuel j.
Bowles: sentry, John B. Coursey;
trustees, Fred Matthews and James
Mulligan. State Deputy A. o. Palmer
of Burlington installed the officers and
District Deputy c. l.. Sherwood of Rut-
land acted as head escort. Neighbor
on the protection of the members of the
Modern Woodmen of America, derived
from their insurance. He also called
the attention of those present TO the
great work being carried on at their
sanitOrium.
State Deputy Palmer spoke inspiring
ly about the fraternal benefits derived
from this society or any of the great
organizations of today and impressed
upon the audience the advantages to be
attained by membership in any one of
them. Supper was afterward served
and very pleasant social hour was en-
joyed by all present.
The camp will hold an open meeting
in Grange hall, Thursday, January 2S,
at s p. m. The noted orator, the Hon.
Edward F. Burns, of Newark, N. j.,
national lecturer of the Modern Wood
men of America, will give lecture on
Woodcraft for the benefit of the public
All nearby camps and the general pub
lie, ladies and gentlemen alike, are cor
daily invited.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-01-22
Public Library.

The circulation of books in December,
1914 was 2O47, of magazines, 49, max
ing total of 2l65; an average of SO a
day.
OF the book circulation Sc per cen t
was fiction; Is per cent non-fiction; 81
per cent juvenile, of which One-quarter
was not stories.
The number OF new members during
the month was %, making total of
1882 since the library was made free.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-01-22
MIDI -EBURY LOCALS

Mrs. r. F. Pinney has returned after
weeks visit with Mrs. Stewart M.
Andrews in Belmont, Mass.
Mrs. S. Cakes of East Middlebury
has gone to the Fanny Allen hospital in
Winooski. where she will undergo an
operation.
The Epworth league of the Metho-
dist church held a social in the vestry
of the church Tuesday evening
Col. Charles E. Youtt is confined to
his home on Main street by illness.
Miss Irene Mulcahey has returned
after spending a few days at her home
in Rutland.
Evelyn Waters, the young daughter
of Mr.. and George Waters, was taken
to the Fanny Allen hospital at Winoosk
Friday to undergo an operation.
The Ithaca Conservatory of Music
will give an entertainment in the Nc
Cullough gymnasium on Saturday even
ing, February 6, for the benefit of the
Athletic association of Middlebury COL
lege.
Prof. A. E. Lambert occupied the
pulpit of the Congregational church in
Brandon Sunday morning
Mr. and Mrs. j. A. James have gone
to Cleveland, Ohio, to visit their daugh-
ter, Mrs. l.. r. Brown.
Prof. E. d. Collins has returned from
a business trip to Rutland.
Ernest A. Reynolds has returned tc
Proctor after few days spent in town.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. H. Langworthy have
returned to their home in Burlington
after few days visit in town.
The condition of Mrs. Marion Thomas
mother of President John M
Thomas, who has been seriously i'll a
4 the home of President Thomas for the
past two weeks, is thought to be slight,
improved.
Eugene c. Pierce of Burling
\ ton, a former Middlebury man, is il
town.
Mr. and Mrs. Howard A. Fox o
4 Cambridge, Mass, are visiting in town
Miss Jennie Liberty of Fair Haven il
he guest of Mrs. Thomas Burns o
s North Pleasant street.
4 The junior auxiliary of st. Stephen
4 church met at the home of Mrs. job
1 E. Wright on Thursday afternoon a
a o. clock.
Miss Lucy Calhoun entertained tn
Girls Friendly society at her home o
South street Tuesday evening.
Mrs. Julia Sunderland, aged IS years
died at her home in Bridport at 5:3
O'Clock Tuesday morning Mrs. Sur
derland had been i'll for some time. Sh
Il is survived by a son, John Sunderland
and daughter, Mrs. Nellie Sumner {
Bristol. The funeral was held at he
late home in Bridport at o'cloc
Thursday afternoon.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-01-22
Stop the ChiId's Colds
They Often Result Seriously

Colds. Group and Whooping Cough are
children's ailments which need imme-
date attention. The after effects are
often most serious. Don't take the risk
you don't have to. DIR. Kings New
Discovery checks the Cold, soothes the
Cough, allays the Inflammation, kills
the Germs and allows Nature to do her
healing work SOC. al your Druggist
Buy bottle today. adv.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-01-22

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