New Britain herald., 1915-06-24

ed" would be the most appropriate.
Finally the argument was placed in
the hands of a sportily dressed indi-
yidual who we saw was Thure
Rcngston. Thury thought that the
only suitable name for the bone or
contention was Scraps or American
History" BY the way Thurry is
now a heatrical producer. and some
of his latest productions are Uncle
Toms caboose." and "Bengston's All
Star Vaudeville, Trip-er-beg' par
don Vaudeville Troupe" featuring
Jimmy Baldwin and fiat" Barnes as
damon and Pythias." or Tom. and
Jerry" Another popular production
is real drama in three acts. show
ing the evils of gambling and il
known as the Lost Pair Dice"
(Paradise.)
A little farther on. we came to an
animal tent, and we saw girl stand
ing before one of the cages conf
vulsed with laughter. On looking
closer we recognized Leora Saunders.
When we asked her what the cause
of all the hilarity was she replied
that her giggles had been so greatly
admired at N. B. II. s. that she WIS
trying to pass IL on TO one of the
animals. Looking at the cage we
saw the sign Laughing Hyene.' IL
you can infict anything on him
Leora, you'll be going some.
Passing on, we came to place
which had all the appearances OF a
race track. Just then, we observed
in the distance. a large cloud Of duet
which was accompanied by racket
much more terrible than that which
we used to hear in the Auditorium, on
! Tuesday mornings. Judging by the
size of the crowd, IL must have
been and unusual event As the cause
of the cloud and noise came into view,
we saw that 1t was a racing automo-
bile
The car was approaching at terrific
speed: the most remarkable thing OF
the whole affair was the attitude of
the driver. AS they whizzed by, al
most completely hidden by a cloud
Of smoke which arose from a cigar
cite fastened between the drivers
teeth, we could see him seated at AN
angel that would cause the brightest
geomtry shark to tremble. The thing
which we mistook for the windshield
was nothing more than his feet, which
the pedals. Beneath them was inc
inscription, Post No Bills az
course this wonderful person could
be no other than Dick" Anderson.
Dick first learned to abuse buggy
while tanning the Able Hardware
Co.'s "Thunderbolt.
AS we passed along, we thought we
heard loud, angry voices ariseing
f,i, al 10
investigate. AS we turned corner we |
saw q crowd gathered about car |
riage Standing at the horses head as
a representative of Law and order, |
was Ralph Newell our pride Of Plain
VILE. 1t seemed that Ralph had for |
hidden the occupants of the carriage |
who turned out to be Harold Judd, :
and Leon Lehrer, to hitch their |
horse to q nearby tree you know |
Ralph loves trees; he said he would |
arrest them IL they committed tbc |
deed; our former friends insisted |
they had all the right in the world |
to do SO as sign on the tree read |
Fine for Hitching.'
Hearing hoarse cries and shouts !
our attention was drawn to a large |
crowd and simultaneously We bound |
ed thither. On the platform we
saw Billy Sunday, his coats off exhort-
ing the people to lead better lives.
Sitting near him was Mary Lockwood !
who obediently handed him a glass
Of water now and then and uttered |
fervent "Amens'' every once in
while to start q little enthusiasm
Mary was always strong on religion
but we had no idea she would dos
vote her life to IL.
Attracted by modist's shop which
advertised Waists Speciality" we
entered and saw a slender woman In
black gliding towards US.
She was no other than Daisy Ko-
odney whose waists had been at the
same time the envy and despair OF
all the rest of the girls OF the school
Her partner, Millicent Barnes, was
/ valuable addition to the shop for
she was so polite that 1t was seldom
hat a customer escaped her without
buying something.
The following star showed us n
street which appeared to be the bust 1
less section of the town; first we saw J
| store with q sign before 1t on which ]
vas painted a picture of the Atlantic !
ocean. Standing in the doorway with q
! prosperous air, and his face wreath
"a in smiles of contentment. we saw 9
Ernie Horton. We then knew that \
We stood before a fish market IN
'eply to our question as to the cause a
If his joy he told us that q custom :
II had found pearl valued at twenty 4
lollars in an oyster purchased at his +