South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1915-07-05
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We took a long ride in J.. J.'s new
Mitchell the other night and were
FORCED 10 the conclusion that if every
| person knew as much about running
an auto as our friend does there would
be fewer accidents TO chronicle.
Doc" Edwards bought Mitchell
/ from George +. Eberhart last week
and the inspiration he got while learn
ing its divers ways will doubtless be q
fruitful theme for future sermons.
Charlie Metzger's new car has de-
| velOped the fact that il requires more
gasoline TO operate than the ubiqui-
tous Ford. ii is well 10 keep this IN
mind, Charlie, before starting on
country trip.
The fishing party that went TO
Klinger lake Thursday killed most of
its catch with the oars of the row
boat. 1t was the only way they knew
how.
Johnnie Van Dinter says: "KnOwl-
edge is power; but it won't take the
place of gasoline"
"Piffo" Wambach has taken 10 the
motorcycle and is nightly practicing
new fashioned stunts at Twin Branch
which he intends TO put on at the
north side fair this summer.
We suppose another reason why the
.Lembergers rejoiced upon the evacua-
ton Of the Russians was that they
liked the Teutonic view on the prohi-
bition question better than that of the
Russian.
What the average girl in high soci-
ETY. in New York seems to want is hus-
band enough to last about three years
and alimony enough TO carry her
through the rest of life.
An exchange says: Long haired
men and short haired women. espe-
cially. raise most of the HI in the
world, anyway. Can EN- all! Poke
them off the sphere"
Love is a subtle influence which
makes two young people think of try
ing to live on $12 a week.
Matrimony has it's faults. but it is
about the only thing that will cure a
girl If giggling.
After a man has had a bride and
an automobile for awhile he begins to
take an interest in new models.
At the age of 80 man begins TO
unlearn what he doesn't know.
1t is said the next governor Of the
state may be a Mishawaka man. Why
not? We can stand for both the
ship" and the lieutenancy.
During courtship an ounce of flat
terry is equal to a pound of caramels.
If young widow looks well in
black she is apt To wear it for her
next husband as well as for the late
lamented.
AL Mathien had a woman who wore
an anxious expression call at his in
surance office the past week. Il un-
derstand." she said. that for So l can
insure my house for thousand dol
lars in your company" Yes" replied
AL. that is right. If your house burns
down we pay you one thousand dol
lars" And" continued the woman
anXiOusly. do you make any inquiries
as TO the origin of the fire." Ger
tainly," was the prompt reply; 1--WE
make the most careful inquiries. ma
dam" "Oh"-and she turned tot
leave the offce-"I thought there was
a catch in it somewhere"
Chicago comes to the front with an
other strike involving 1000 men.
Bill Thompson is having a mischief
Of a time in keeping the Chicago pop |
ulation at work. Furthermore, we
believe the whole town has the fish
ing fever, anyway.
After hearing the South Bend and
.FcsIvr
the opinion that Thayer's organization /
has them both skinned to n fragile.
Still another factory will start its
wheels running this week. We're I
really living in the busiest little city
i'm Indiana.
We're going to give e. 5. Longstreet |
Of the Mishawaka pharmacy a holiday |
The city Wen have the band welcome
him.
Talk as you please. but it's the
dollar sale advertised in the news
papers that gets every one going.
We're going to start another soon
lust TO show EN-.
we had n German hand play Tip
I
Thursday. The conductor was an
rishman who had thought that the
own was filed with his countrymen,
whereas there are only jim HenneSSy
md Joe Warren left of the old gang.
BY actual and anxious count the must
,ians took only seven cents away with
hem They'll have 10 revise their
'epertoire before they come this way
lgain. and come on a Friday, Joe's
Jay day.
BEG pardon" came back at us the !
,ther day when we asked for ~ phone
number from central. The occur
ence was so unusually startling and
20 sudden that we knocked the re-
eiver and the whole darned outfit of
he desk. and we were unable 10 re-
,eat the number wanted. Central
lsually complains OF our voice which
he compares TO Scotch high ball
nd which she fails 10 comprehend.
Art Woolf, county auditor-elect. will
DON have 10 be looking around for
fc tim bar At N FORGET