The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1915-11-01

Book Shop: Gadson,s Bazaar.
Troxler's: Last years fruits for
sale.
Harrington lunch room: Closed on
account of the Davis law.
Konow's: Drink and get fat.
Harrington Hotel: Manicure parlor.
Harrington barbershop: Headquar-
tiers for German spies.
Bostick millinery store: Tops for
runabouts.
Gas Co.'S. office: Ocala rest room.
Doctors offices: We will put you in
the graveyard.
Kramer's office: Ten cents to see
the fat man.
Neeley's: We want your money but
not your life.
Taylor's printing office: Church
house.
The John Dozier Co.: We grind
cats and dogs for feed.
Counts grocery: Rotten onions for
sale.
Teapot Grocery: Hog feed, cat
soup and red cheese.
Marsh's market: Dog meat today,
II cents pound.
Tyding's drugstore. Ocala Bargain
House.
Postal Telegraph: Hoboes' parlor.
Peyser's: We make money go up in
smoke.
Court Pharmacy: Loafers' layout.
We fill prescriptions that do the
work.
Rheinauer's: Buy our corsets; they
are healthy.
Whaley's: Bank.
Weihe's: We buy old junk and sell
brass for gold.
Helvenston's: Old hats and coats.
Buy if you want to go fishing.
Nash's: Constable for Bingville
street force.
Slott's: Department store.
| Five and Ten Cent Store: We sell
everything, sweet sixteens to old
maids, 10 cents each.
Marion Hardware: Fresh oysters
daily. We don't sell Ford parts.
Arcade: Fresh oysters and crabs
served by pretty girls.
Moore's saloon: Soup served after
six o'clock.
Autobiography Drugstore: Saloon
Limburger cheese for sale.
Commercial Bank: Closed on ac-
count of panic.
Masters clothing department;
Horseshoes for ladies only.
Haycraft millinery: Tops for ole
maids.
Carlisle's: If you want to fight
come in.
ocala Bargain House: The junk
shop.
The Globe: Pawn shop.
Goldman's: 20, Shake, turn on the
green light; the man wants a greer
suit
Franks: o. Percy, come here
don't strike match-Todd will blow
lup.
williams newsstand: Billiards. an.
mex
McIver & MacKay: You may live
long, but we'll get you in the end.
Annex drugstore: international
correspondence school.
Fishel's: Going, going, gone. In
God westrust.
0cala National Bank: We loar
anything but money.
Smith Grocery Co.: City markets
Board of Trade: Bingville Office.
Florida Title & Abstract Co.: We
search your pocket book; not your
record.
Davies tire shop: Ruptured tire.
for sale.
Carriers Bakery: Washington pie.
Abstract Office: Music studio.
Stanley's Bar: Woman's Club.
Banner office: Blacksmith shop
mules shod; fifty years experience.
Condon's office: Wanted youns
man to entertain the stenographer.
Lucas barbershop: Out of hal
cuts; new shipment next week.
Western Union: Ask Charlie abou
putting cake in the safe.
Lattner's: Music boxes and mon
keys for sale cheap.
The latest chapter of the celebra
ton was written In recorders cour
this morning, when Major Izlar had ,
bunch of the more effervescent spirits
tup before him. The major probabl,
likes as well as anybody to see tn,
boys have their fun, but he ais
knows the place where a good tim,
for the boys ends and bad time fol
those who have to pay for their mis-
chief commences. He let them down
lightly in fines but gave them a goot
lecture, which, it is the Stars opinion
most of them will heed. It is likel,
that the police will round up some o.
those who are responsible for prop
erty damage, in which case they vii
not be let off so easily.
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