El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-05-08

,iv marredge as onsuited to military
purposes
'Gin'ral Joffre writes: In reply to
yer threat to sind a cargo iv abdominal
bands to me gallant ARMY. respict-
fully suggest We do not do so. as me
brave fellows has no stomach fr
American music
"Gin'ral Won Hindenburg writes:
! Many thanks fr the consignment iv
opry hats which shud bind our great
nation 10 ye'er little Deutschland acrost
( tn sea
I'VE have found ye'er gifts iv
! gr-reat use in rushin reinforcements
I " beer to tn threnches.' TIL sicrety iv
the Countess zu und Won und ober
/ Mocksnixaus writes from Vienna that
| IN, sicond gardener iv tn highborn wan
/ VIII graciously receive contributions
I II m the comfy, whose chairman she
/ pleasantly reminders firm tn time
whin he used to hold her horse
so they're PLACED an were PLACED.
] 1 ike tn tdee iv siparatin' me chart
ties II m tn surroundings I'm used TO
Charity begins at home, they say, but
II ought 10 have a chance to get away
an not unger around in tn humdrum
Ire " tn neighbOrhOod. Let il skip off
( 70 foreign parts, says /, an look fr
adventure, excitement an romance.
It's pleasanter to give. food 10 a
starvin' man thin to see him eat 1t.
IN farther away tn objicks fv our
sympathies is tn betther we like thin
II ; alsier 70 cry over suffrin' Roosh-
yam IN tooshya thin over his
prother who lives mex dure an votes
/. SSln ye- Win me heart goes out 10
human suffrin il don't stop at Gary.
!ndyanny. but dances on TO some town
IN Europe that looks as though twas
oullt De IN scene painter fr comic
$50 ivrybody is provided rr. as Ho-
gan says ac-cordin' TO tn square iv
his distance firm headquarthers-
Hon quar- with annyWan who gives nm
no matther where. Whin or how he
does it Nawthin' is a finer siebt tli,
a great nation in tn act iv onbeltin'.
m cheered tvry time / see amy wan
Wrenched firm his money, whether be
good nature, sympathy, pride, imita-
uon, foorce, or fraud.
II amy man wud like TO think iv
ms money Economically swag-erfr'
around Europe, an bein' thanked be
Alngs' We cant make me mad Casfin'
our bread on tn water is what we
ARE dom an it will return 10 us
probly in tn form Nv an ultfrnstur7'
But its hard fr me to explain if to
me arnychist frind LevinsEv who
llVes down tn sthreet. We know him,
hes daclnt fellow who has little
recreation but thinkin' iv THROWN a
oomo some day an bein' ilicted kaiser.
a dacinL hard wurrukin' little shrimp
" a man. He's a suffrer firm tn war
an wan " tn worst Whin tn German
a ~ uleLCueQ through Bllgium they
didn't thrample on anybody with their
big boots harder thin on Levinsky. Ye
see whin TIL little man shook off tn
yoke iv tyranny an come over here an
landed on tn golden streets iv Chi
cago. a recrootin' officer firm an en-
ployment agency armed him with A
shovel an pick an put him into tn
threnches
Tn threnches was owned be me
frind Grogan. tn soor contractor. an
Levinsky stayed on tn firm line till
last August. whin he was bounced
tn war came along. Grogan shut
down on his wurruk. fired tn firm
line an jined a relief comfy fr tn /
soJers in Eastern Prooshya got up be
his daughter Clarice-
East Prooshya is tn name fv tn I
hivenly paradise that Levinsky left I
because he didn't want TO be a sojer
he was in here yisterdah. th' little man
was. an says he. That brother iv mine /
always was tn lucky fellow What /
happened TO himg says l. He's got /
a good job in a thrench an I've lost 4
mine he says
He can't see that a freeman out iv \
a job is betther off thin a sojer fightin' j
o defind tyranny, tn soulless little