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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

'Of course, Jack. I'm fond Of you.
Why, haven't / Just danced six times
with vou?"
II don't see any proof in that"
You woGld IL you only realized how
you nce."--Chicago News.
AT an army wedding the bride cuts
the cake with her husbands sword"
That Is relic OF the old days"
What old days?'
'"The times wien she carved the beef
steak with her husbands battle AK
Louisville COurier-Journal.
That girl ahead of us reminds me
OF flower, but can't recall just what
one
'oh. lookl she's Just tripped on
banana peell"
Now 1 know. She's a lady-slpper."
Baltimore American.
80 you intend to be soldier when you
grow up. Don't YOU know you'll be in
danger Of getting killed.
Who by?"
why, by the enemy"
Then I'll be the enemy. Boston
Transcript.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

who has not studied those rules. Why
il the final silent e" placed at the end
Of the word "fate7" Not one IN a hum
dred school children have ever been told
why
We are just now beginning the harvest
which was sown fifteen years ago. How
can the ninth and tenth grades remedy
the evil which lies In the very beginning
Of their education? What will all Of this
noise about country high schools amount
to? II II nothing more than a sop thrown
out by the school lobby 10 fool the people
for another five years while that school
lobby EFFORTS millions OF dollars to
centralized schools through a legislative
body which cares for nothing except Of
flcs and political influence.
WALTER JOHNSON
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

Comments on the Yellowstone park souvenir
grab lead the guileless to suppose this country
monopolzes the tourist hold-up business. Not
at all The chief difference between the foreign
and the home variety is the fascination OF the
formers touch Compared with the hold-up
Americans experienced in Europe last August,
the Yellowstone park affair is as petty pilferins
to grand Larceny
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26
DOMESTIC PLEAsANTRIEs.

visitor-whats the new structure on
the Hill there2
Farmer-Well. n I find a tenant for Il.
It's a bungalow: if I don't it's a barn.
Passing Show
Customer-I.et me see your kid gloves.
Scotch Clerk-We have nae kid glove1
madam
Customer-That kind won't do I want
dressed kid.-Boston Transcript.
That man doesn't tell the truth half
the time"
We'll" replied Senator Sorghum. "he
must be reforming. a 80 per cent verac-
ity average Is pretty high for him
WASHINGTON star
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

nervy taxpayer OF Illinois seeks the aid of
the courts TO annul certain extravagant appro-
priations made by the state legislature The
idea OF attacking the wisdom Of a legislature in
disposing OF public money smacks OF lese
majestic, but the defiant taxpayer knows the
legislature is q dead one
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

One difference between the overturning OF the
Fastiand and the sinking OF the Titanic and the
Lusitania is that the death-stricken victims OF
this latest mishap almost all live in one local
ny. while the destruction of an ocean passenger
carrier sends the mourning into scores OF
widely separated places
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

should protest against this wrong 7
hope the ianitors will succeed IN settling
their troubles without having recourse
70 the law, for that would be a very
bad showing for our Board Of Educa-
ton. JUSTICE.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

In the old days OF the west outlaws never
attempted kidnapping for ransom Plain rob
berry was the rule. With increasing population
comes ancient and modern means Of getting
money without work. Unfortunately for the
sater-day victims. the surprising efficiency Of
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

A paleface jury In Denver acquitted the
Pluto Indian chief who killed a Mexican, defied
The powers for weeks. and voluntarily sur
rendered to General Scott. The verdict Is
White mans tribute 70 bold fighter.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

The agitation for regular military training
in the schools will not get very far II II includes
trench-digging as the first essential OF solderly
skill. omitting this modern necessity handi-
caps the prospective soldier at the start.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

All warning governments are urging their
ropio 20 turn in their gold and take paper
uney, as a patriotic duty. II is becoming more
cv dent as the days pass that golden bullets will
do the greatest execution at the finish.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

Culebra cut short Its latest slide and allowed
the battleships to pass through the canal TO the
Pacific ocean. This restores culebra to the good
graees OF the coast and averts the stigma Of
offensive partisanship.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

The latest contributor TO the conscience fund
OF the United States adds $4,000 as a bonus to
the principal sum already repaid. A conscience
prompting double restitution is wonderful
human monitor
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

One OF the silent tips sent out Of Washing
ton indicates that the trust busting campaign is
over for the present Thus does the presidential
campaign cast its shadow before
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26
Beware of the overloaded excursion steam.

There are some compensatlons after all in
the refusal OF the Big Muddy to make itself
easily navigable.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

The Greater Omaha budget OF s3,755.000
for 1916 proves among other things that the art
OF blowing in money is highly developed mu-
Licipal speciality
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26
would stop war Debates.

OMAHA, July 23.-To the Editor Of The
Bee: Don't you think II would he adj
Visable to discontinue the publication Of
letters under the head OF The Bee
Letter Box" on She subject of the present
war In Europe? The writer's as a gen
eral thing, arc hopelessfy prejudiced in
favor OF one side or the other, and their
letters create only III feeling The views
OF the writer's are generally rehash OF
what they have read in magazines OF
newspapers partial to their side. As
President Wilson is endeavoring "a
straighteh out complications growing out
OF the war. 1t Is very unwise for citizens
OF the United states, native OF foreign
born, to take sides at this time.
LET US HAVE PEACE.
AZ to south Omaha school JanitOrs.
OMAHA, July A.-To the Editor of The
Bee: What is the matter with the
Board of Education? When the ques-
tion of consolidation came up last spring
the South Side people were promised
every protection as far as the JOBS were
concerned. This promise has been car
ried out to the letter by our city gov
eminent, but our Board of Education re-
fuses to comply with its part of the
bargain under the pretense Of economy,
refusing TO give ten or twelve men and
women the jobs they have held for years
under the South Omaha board. II the
little South Side board could pay those
janitors and turn over $4,000 to our
board. then surely It is a blot On our
city for those men and women to have
to enlist the aid OF the law to keep them
In their jobs.
Every fair-minded man or woman
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26
Learning to Drive the Car
Edwin Z. sabsn IN American 1Gaga1ins,

ILJHEN We got our machine really knew nothing
w at all about automobiles The only stipulation
made was that ours should be blue. Blue Is
my color; everything that I have IL blue.
or course, Ralph did understand automobiles. at
least he claimed to- snd could discuss the different
makes and transmission and ignition. and sxles
and clutches, and right and left-hsnd drives and
horsepowers and all that in a way that perfect
Greek 20 me- simply held fast TO the color. and at
last he found IT, after he had spent three solid weeks
him. SO we had automobile put into the garage.
That was one reason why had bought automo-
bile. We had at first thought TO the garage AZ
sort OF woodhousc and storeroorn, but to be
stantly apologizing and explaining really very
annoying
When Ralph drove up with the agent in the
chine felt proud a be. Our own auto at the
curbi Now we could take people out riding and we
could leave the garage doors open much we
chose.
The agent seemed TO be in hurry to catch a car
and go back.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

The morning after we, or he, rather. let the car
butt into the end OF the garage had to call him for
breakfast; and finally he answered In such far-away
that It seemed though he must have fallen
into something. his voice strangely muffled
Breakfast getting cold couldn't find him until
saw his feet sticking out toes up from underneath
the end OF our car in the garage.
My heart leaped riot into my throat. That dread
full had made anoteer jump and had run HIM
When peeked under he wasn't pinioned fast. after
all He was only fiat his back. with grease his
nose and his hands black tar. His overalis
were all greasy. too.
"For goodness sake, what you doing there?' I
asked II was such an undgnified position.
Looking at the transmission case, Is ALL" he ex-
planned 1T leaks"
Here began era OF grease suppose grease ~
necessary TO automobile. and sti can't help but
wonder where Ralph gets 1t all.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

Ralph stil squirmng and saying things that
ordinarily he wouldn't have dreamed OF saying. The
notion had been growing me more and more that
eventually would look into that gasoline tank, So
gently stood. and raised the seat cushion. Our
line tank underneath the front seat
what you doing up thereF' yelled Ralph
Cant you keep STILL peaseG Every move you make
you shake the dirt down into my facet"
/ opened the tank regardless II dark inside
and couldn't into it. but 'booed' In, and II
echoed My duty 70 tell Ralph Immediately.
Dear" Informed. the gasoline tank certainly is
emptyr
impossible" he ysppsd. and continued his granting
But il IL. ! know Il Is"
"How do you know"
because looked IN. You come and see"
"An right. Itn be empty mighty II you keep
that cover off; that" and. not bit grateful
he wrissied out from under. He a sight. per-
feet sight his clothes and his face and his hands,
But no matter He looked in.
Nobody anything In there" he complained
as II blaming for the darkness He broke twig
from weed the roadside and poked with Il IN the
tank. He examined the end OF the twig. II was
scarcely wet
"rn be daned'" he had confess Il though.
filled that tank yesterday. meant to. anyhow"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

Are you sure you drive in, Ralph" asked.
which was only natural question. But he snapped
back at me IN mannsh way that not at all like
himself Yes. his disposition was spoiled already.
why, OF course I can! Why noty'
''lIe drive anywhere" asserted the agent. "He
drove all the way home without a hitch. I never
knew anybody learn quick He's evidently a born
driver" Il suppose agents always say this. but ]
wouldn't have had Ralph think so) 81 don't believe
you'll have any trouble now. MT Robbins. II you do,
let me know. Wen take Of you" And off went
the agent for HE street car
Want to ride imp invited Ralph OF me
mo not this time. dear" answered TN watch"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

lie did something Gt the self-starter). and the
engine began to whr splendidly He actually backed
away out into the street-snd Mrs Patton peep.
ing at VS. from behind her curtains Then up
the driveway 20 the door. and stood there
10 welcome our new machine into its home
Look out RaIphl Oh. do be careful" I called,
which a great mistake. The better way. when a
man IL driving Is 10 say not word and let him Craze
things
"I.ool out Yourself Get out Of the way, thereI''
he beloved so that oil the netgilbors could hear him
He almost hit the fence before he twisted the other
way and grazed the side OF the house. which was
I frightened that was stiff, until he
beloved at again. when had sense enough to
jump behind the Of the doorway.
you what you made me do he scolded GROSSLY
he rolled in IL might have run over you. Yon
oughtto have than TO stand in front "
a machine that way"
lie had stopped less than six inches from the end
OF the garage; the machine perfectly stationary
and was about tell him what he had done to the
house when, with his hands off the steering wheel
the machine suddenly made jump forward and In a
horrd butted right into the edge OF the garage
huigng all the boards There It stuck. and II didn't
utter another sound.
ooh Ralphi What did you do? What's the mat
terg' cried
He hanging hard to the emergency brake, as
II Il the lines
&c didn't do anything. Nothing's the matter" he
painted. 3 but hadn't touched the
He peered down at his feet. II merely omitted
TO put the gears In neutral he grunted. "and when
] let in the clutch. OF she started again.
stopped her instantly, you Those little things
bound to happen. The trouble was. you made me
nervous"
we pried the machine loose and rolled 1t back
little. Ono lamp bent up and the other bent
down. and the paint rubbed off the ends OF the
front springs, felt like crying, but Ralph tried
10 bluff II out
''Thats nothing" he asserted. 'TlI leave the
chine when take It downtown tomorrow and have it
fixed So he did, and had carpenter come
and fix the garage, too
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

Our machine always has beautifully. OF course
people say that about their machines. which makes
laugh But Ralph knows. He's such mechanic
that he keeps Il In splendid shape II rarely
stops unless by fault II stops withou.
good when It stopped US the other even
ing
Well. had gone out for only little spin on the
mill road and the was running beautifully. Them
that grade begins about five miles out. eli OF
a sudden stopped because the engine had quit,
Whats the matter3' asked.
There isn't anything the matter We stopped. is
ell he grunted But he couldn't make US go. The
engine only eoughed and Quit Another car passed
covered with dust and the people in IL looked
back and grsnned. Persons who drive fast that
ought 20 be reported. So Ralph climbed out and
walked around the car. seowling at It.
Must be the earbureter." he Informed me; and he
prepared so under Why Is IL that carbureters
always placed in such wretched spotsy'
"Are you sure there's gasoline enough:" ] felt
though had 70 ask him that again, matter how
he felt about Il,
II told You tank filled only yesterday" he
fairly slarled. while he reaching in under the
engine. Already his grease clear 10 the
elbow. 'But 10 please you I'll see You needn't get
up I'll diseonnect the feed line"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-07-26

TLJHEN We got our machine really knew nothinI
w at all about automobiles The only stipulation
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-03
CANADIAN SCOUTS AT FRONT
Employ Tactics Of the North Woods
in Hunting Down the Ger
man Enemy.
THEY MAKE SPLENDID SOLDIERS

Correspondence OF the Associated Press.)
PARIS. Sept 18.-'The life OF the
Canadians at the front takes one back
TO the tales OF tho North American In
dian which were the delight OF our
youth" writes Maurice Barres. the
French academician. who is on visit to
the fighting lines a. the guest OF the
French staff,
This week" he explains, Il saw the
huts of the Canadians, built of trees
sawed lengthwise. exactly like the log
cabins which they build for hunting boxes
or tho log houses they inhabit sometimes
IN the prairiea north of the Great lakes.
"a survival Of the old Indian romance
Is found IN the Canadian army. TPapperB
In khaki were shown me, who make use
Of the thousand tricks OF their trade
against the enemy They hunt him with
the witness Of the old scalp-hunters.
toned down by English humanity
Following in tho wake OF Germans
crawling across the corn field, the Can.
adm manages TO creep along without
causing single leaf 70 move They re-
main for hours on the watch. lying on
their backs and studying the gFound
around them by means of little mirror.
Should the German treasured by the
long silence over tho stiil fields, venture
out, ne IL pounced upon. bound with
rope In a couple OF seconds The other
day, after a series OF such fruitful ex-
ploits, the Canadian scouts threw over
into the German trenches a number OF
/ little cards, inscribed; 1T il useless for
you TO send out amy nero patrols; you
have Canadians In front Of you
| Some business Men,
4 II know. Of course. that among these
volunteers there are many modern Can
adams business men. professional men.
workmcn. All are not soma OF trappers
4 or backwoodamen. But II Is a fact hat
they have more Initiative. more ingenuity
and more enterprise than European sol
dlers And 10 look at them. what tenacity
there is In their expression!
TN n huge open-air depot, I was ex-
aiming their military transport vans all
marked with the maple leaf, when my eye
fell on a little tent covered with weird
stripes and figures In green paint.
" What IL that asked.
"a Canadian officers tonf.'
"'But those green signs2
"'Oh, nothingl The background has
merely been arranged so that. from above
II would seem to form part Of the mead
owa and woods
''But had recognized. amid the
splashes OF paint various heiroglyphs
which took my mind back to the days OF
the Redsldn--that cats head. the black
hand and finally the swastilsa. that tails.
man which has come down to US from
tho farthest ages"
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-03

denly. toppled over TO the right. and then
fell sharply. As we found later, the
propeller had been torn away by several
bullets and tho sade steerer was badly
damaged. When about 200 yards above
the ground the machine turned twice
over and plunged to the ground. As II
struck the benzine tank exploded and We.
hurrying up from all sides. found MOTH
ing but rernnants The two occupants
were dead"
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-03
Nothing In Them.

William" said the good wife. boxing
UP from her paper. here i see an article
his wife for divorce, simply because she
went through his pockets after he waA
asleep. Goodness knows. William, prob
wayl"
''Uh-huh." replied william.
William" came from his better half,
don't you dare at there and uh-huh'
me IN such manner Whal would YOU
do n you woke up and found me going
through your pockets7"
''Who--lne"' asked the sleepy husband
who had already turned over his pay en-.
velopo 20 the boss OF the house, why
ia get up and help you search. OF course
my dear"--Judge.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16
LADIES' TENNIS.

The ladies tennis matches at the Country Club yesterday resulted in a triumph of points to 4 for the vis- itors from Douglas Nine sets were played, six in singles and three in doubles Of the former the Douglas ladies captured five and of the latter, two The personnel of the Douglas team was: Mrs. Woleenuth. Mrs. Palmer, Mrs Cowan. Mrs Callisher. Miss Packard Miss Moody; Of the Bisbee team Mrs WE;aHson. Mrs. Gohring, Miss Curry, Miss Landon, Miss Minor. Miss Elrnwood.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16
aHI7 HENRY HERE.

Genial lengthy, c. w. Henry-'Hi" known throughout the state as the pleasant vendor of Hill Brothers high grade coffees. is a visitor in Bisbee. "Hi' declares that while the "drouth" may have affected some drinks, it isn't hurting the sale of Blue Label coffee, or the other brands of his com pany Henry will spend another day or two in the district before contuu- ing on through his territory.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16
MANUAL rRAININe nIspIAY-

The Manual Training display of the Blsbee High school in one of the win dows of the Phelps Dodge Mercantile Company, is one of the best ever seen in the Southwest. The exhibit in- cludes specimens of practically every line of work in the department and gives the observer a good idea of the efficiency and varied character of ac- tivity worked upon.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16

The residence being built by Fred (Judge) Sutter is taking on building appearance, foundation, garage and studding are now up and most all the cement blocks are now ready to be placcd, the Sutter residence will be two story and a beausy ;n construc- tion The Sutter lot is corner Briggs and Vista streets. one Of the most at tractive locations in Warren. during the fist sales of the Warren company this district was reserved and only in the past has been opened for purchase
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16
NOTICE 10 CONTRACTORS

Bids are asked for on the construc- tion of a railroad thirty-eight miles in length from the railroad at Gila Bend south to a paint near Aio. All bids to be in the onlce of General Manager Mr. John c. Greenway, at Warren by noon, June 10th
 Plans. profiles and specifications can
 be had by applying to R. II. lone
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16
Arizona Automatic Air Association
GRADUATION GIFT IS
For the Event of His Life
 Get Him 4 Tim0kGHp0T for Life

you them, your young biggest appreciated by world encouragement
 line of specially selected the graduation period year will very pleased have suggestions articles priced from S up $50
 For the young waldemars popular this season by fellows pins tie clasps very suitable
 Brooches avaleres graduates
 designs and general tone of quality in an the articles n show window.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16
HAVE FOB coIoRAno-

Mrs Amos Allen and caugnter. Miss Bernice, will leave during the pres cH. week for their home in Denver, Colo Their many friends are extreme ly sorry to see them depart. FROM KANSAS CITY.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16
FIELD WORK
(Continued from page D

AAOnAAnhNA AANAA EHhN ~
 of many types of practices, and give them as acquaintance with the men actively engaged in the industry. It is firmly believed that this feature will place the University of Arizona Col lege of Mines in the front rank of mining schools in the United States. E. The programme for commence
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16
vlsirINe oLD FRIENDS.

Bassett Watkins, industrial secre- tary at the Bisbee Y. NJ. c. A, ac- companied by his wife, will motor to- day to Nogales to attend the meeting of the Shriners and remain for two day visit with old friend
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16
"Three weeKs"-orpheum today.
INFORMAL PARTY.

Mrs. NJ, J Greeley and Mrs Thom- as G. Greeley entertained a group of their friends, Wednesday afternoon, a the residence of Nrs Thomas Greeley in Bakersville During the afternoon the entertainment consisted oi vocal and Instrumental music, and dancing. Dainty refreshments were served Those in attendance were win, Mrs, Backing, Mrs Seeley, Mrs. Mrs. Teresa McAleer Pearce Mrs. Al ErvinE, Mrs La More, Mrs Duyal, Mrs Frazier, Mrs McCalmont, Mrs. Norris and the Misses Minnie Hen nineeI and Kate Winegerder.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16
FRoW ST. JoE

NJ. W. Potsch, representing the Wy eth Hardware Company of St. Joe. is a visitor in the district, calling on the trade. Pctsch declares that business generally in the state appears to be- on the gradual upgrade.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16

Mir R. W. Kearns has rented the F. C. Cambell residence for ;ne sum mer Mrs. Cambell will spend the sum mer elsewhere. MT Kearns is with the New Cornelia Copper Company force at Warren, they move in today.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16
TO MEET TUESDAY,

The Parent-TeachRrs organization, recently formed at the Central school. will meet Tuesday evening. at o. clock, at the gymnasium if the new high school building Important busi- ness will be transacted.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16

Mir A. G. McGregor, mead of the New Cornelia engineer mill plans, has rented the Fred Julin residence for the summer. Mir McGreEor expects his family here in June
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16
HOWE JEWELRY COMPANY

Friday evening Commencement EX- cercises. . Saturday evening. Anuvzs Alumm Reception.
 These entertainments will be held at the High School Auditorium and the public is cordially invited to be pres ont on Wednesday, Thursday and Fri lay evenings.
Bisbee daily review., 1915-05-16

ment Week is a follows;
 Presbyterian Church. Sunday morning eleven o'clock, Bac- uareate Sermon, Rev. Fry Tuesday eyenin, Junior Senior Ban Quet
 Wednesday evening, Eighth Grade Graduation,
 Thursday evening, Class Day.