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The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Uraes Tariff Restoration.

The board of managers. the execu-
tive committee and the executive Off
GERS OF the American Protective Tariff
league adopted an appeal for the cleo
ton Of president favoring a protec-
tive tariff at meeting at New York
THE American Protective Tariff
league urges upon its members and its
connections and upon all protectionists
united and effective action looking to-
ward the restoration of the American
the election in 1916" the appeal
reads. Such result protectionists
can bring about if they set aside past
differences"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Massachusetts Proaressive..

The Massachusetts Progressives go
through the motions of a campaign
for the state election In the interest
Of keeping up the party organization
for use In next years presidential cleo
ton. AS in numbers OF other states
they make national prohibition a prin-
cipal plank in the platform, and this
IS also for use in next years presi-
Dental election. The chief objective
Of social justice in 1912 was to steal
he Republican party The chief OBJ
iective of social justice in 1916 is to
be theft Of the Prohibition party.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Had to Be Shown,

Perhaps our Democratic friends at
Washington have come to realize.
through experience, that free sugar is
delusion SO far as affecting the
poor mans breakfast table" They
were frankly told so In advance, but
they had to come face to face with
old Stern Realities before seeing the
light. The only things affected by that
free trade dream are sugar production
in our own country and the revenues
of our national treasury. The break
fast table pays the price just the
same.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
.:> 8 2 = II
~ 81 Ges&1!zc;z3)|
UNTRIED.

What | want in my son-in-law." sale
the girls father, lis stability of char
acter"
We'll, SIR" replied the sutton, az
don't smoke, drink, swear. gamble OF
run around at night"
Have you ever done any of these
things?"
Never. sir"
Have you ever wanted to do any OF
these things?"
"Oh. no, sir"
I'm, What I'm after is not charac
ter that is merely negative, but the
sort that will stand the acid test"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Protection Not to Blame,

Mr. Wilson obtained office on a plat
form whose tariff plank was an alb
surdity. Protection was no more re-
sponsible for the high cost of living
than the man in the moon; and when
the test came-when the tariff revi
sion which YVES to reduce the cost of
living was put to work-the Demo
Gratis were put to confusion Instead
of lowering, prices scared: and some
are today out of sight
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05

a
haint
heerd
husband whispered something
sandwich made with bread You
did, And maybe it wasn't
to the
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Her Word of Honor.

Don't you love me?"
Yes, but I'm already engaged"
Then break your engagement"
"Oh, Jack! That wouldn't be hon
,rable. An engagement is a sacred
thing, not lightly to be entered into
DR. broken off. Besides"
'Wellw
hat makes it even worse"
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forelgn born or the children OF foreign.
born parents, and a large proportion
of them come from volatile races.
Sixty-five per cent of these girls
live away from relatives or close
friends. They are employed at mo-
notonous labor all day, and while they
turn out beautiful fabrics, the work is
a constant repetition of the same mo
tons. and they perpetually see the
same machines and the same product
They take the same number of steps
10 I'd hr.clr ard thor, tic &c
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of the shelf Mr. find Mr. Kak trying
oh said impossible
startling
a barbarous
a
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Evened Things Up.

Mrs. Wiggs-Poor Mrs. Rounder.
Her husband didn't leave her much
when he died
Mrs. Diggs-Oh, we'll. he made up
for it when alive. He left her nearly
every night.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05

Why is the lily so haughty?" in
quired the mushroom She barely
mods to the rest of us
She is very proud explained the
Ey. She regards you as an upstart
Ard me as climber"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Its Kind.

That man must have been crazy
about travelling"
What makes you think that"
THE doctor said he had the loco
motive and taxi disease"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
A Clean Course.

Say, Sam, do you endorse this
age?"
If you ask ME, wash my hands OF
the wbc.e plan"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Tired of MonotonY,

Did you see where a man accused
his wife of pouring oil over him and
then setting fire to him."
Maybe she wanted a change in
the way of seeing him lit up"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05

Mr.. Gottrox-My daughters, young
man, are both worth their weight in
gold
Suitor-Then the fact that am ask
ing you for the smaller one proves at
any rate, that am not mercenary,
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05

During
a
over o
OF musicians
xpofessona and hghgade
completely equipped
music and piano
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Somewhat Different.

BY the way old chap" said Josh
EN-, did you ever see cakewalk?"
No. replied Soberleigh, but once
saw cheese that might have walked
II the cage door had been left open"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Discarded Smile.

He is "as happy as a king"
1t was good old phrase.
A las. 1t doesn't mean "A thing
In these eventful days.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Sarca stic.

She-l wouldn't be a cook for the
World.
He-Of course not. 1t would i'm
possible for one person to cook for the
world
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Not Affected.

That plausible promoter you have
just let into the chiefs office can do
a lot of convincing gassing."
Yes, but the boss is wearing a
respirator."
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05

NlOid, NlOllN anu Clarinet Dleuu III liar
mony produced only by artists who
have worked together consistently
under the guidance of competent d.
rectors.
The time is Thursday night, any
Thursday, and tile place is the fourth
floor of the Telegraph building. To
the players it is ''Murphy's night
William H. Murphy, multimillion-
aire and rated as the second wealthiest
man in Detroit, has one hobby. 1t is
IIo r,aI1Sio and
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Confession.

Il say, pard, they say all the men
they catch who took part in that
lynching are to be put on trial"
We'll, I'll be hanged"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Feminine Charity.

Mrs Biloxi wonder why Mrs. De
Style is always late at the theater?
Mrs. knox-Oh, l suppose she has to
wash the dinner dishes before she
starts.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Unkind Suggestion.

"Cholly wouldn't go into the water
today because he felt dizzy"
The fool ought to know he safest
when his heads swimming"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05

students was chatting about some CT
the phases of that kind of practice.
Some OF the museum visitors
she said. take it for granted that the
copyists are stone deaf. One after
noon about a month ago a mastodonic
woman with her three mammoth pig
tailed daughters drew up behind my
easel. standing SO close to me that I
could barely move my arms without
brushing against one or the other OF
them I was conying a Rembrandt
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
EinQer Prints AGAIN.

Jimmie-What are you doing?
Tommie-Washing the jelly off my
hands. Mas a finger print expert.
you know.-Woman's Home Compan.
ion.
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Nothing Wasted.

Hobson-My wife never wastes any
thing.
Dobson-No?
Hobson-No. If it's edible, it goes
into the hash, and if it isn't, it will do
to trim hat.-Judge.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Gre atneSS.

Greatness upon some men is thrust
But well we know they believed 1t
Was not thrust on them at all, but
That they achieved 1t.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
The Classification

Pop, Venice is half water, isn't it?
Yes. my son."
Then would it be correct to refer
to its large floating population?
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Probably Not.

rs dat dab Sassafras Simpson took
a wife yit, Rastus!"
Reckon he hain't, Bre'r Higgins
He's workin'. "-Browning's Magazine
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
The InextinQuishabIe EGO.

No penitent is quite SO sad.
AS he his failings may rehearse,
That he won't say, Il may be bad,
But there are others vastly worse. II
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
The Difference.

Mr.. Lookit-Mrs. Fairy is such
stately woman. She has an unusual
ly fine carriage.
Mrs. Comeup-We have a fine mo
tor car.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Couldn't Fill the Order,

81 say, waiter, bring me an inf1ni.
tesimal portion of that chicken"
Sorry, sir but we've got only the
tiniest bit of it left"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
His Speciality.

The One-He can't be much of an
| actor | never see his name on the
billboards.
The Other-No; but | understand it
appears on good many board bills.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
What Art Students in New Yorks Museum Hear

YoRKThe students painting who the Rembran and other
ths
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Paterson Woman
$4,000 Mill Girls
Mothers

PATTERSON Motherne $4,000 girls ranging
Of Paterson OF
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
The Ruling Requirement

What's that famous river in
Parish"
You mean the River Seine?"
Yes, but Is 1t also safe?"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
"Aurphy Night in Detroit Is a Real Delight

r.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
One Danger Escaped.

Was your effort to learn swimming
cess"
ITO certain degree. ! didn't get
drowned while | was trying to learn"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05

conducted by Joseph Kalk. Kalk and
Dennis do not speak. as Kalk main.
tains that the tobacco shop overlaps
his property just IL inches.
Mr.. Dennis decided to lay a new
sidewalk in front of the store the other
day. Mr.. Kalk eyed the workmen
wrathfully, and turned and went back
into the hotel. When he reappeared he
carried an ak.
Mr.. Lawrence was selling an all-day
sucker to juvenile customer when
the ak crashed against the wall. caus.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
INTERNATIONALLY
SUNlMSlO0L.
LESSON q.
by e. o. SELLERS, Acting Director Oh
the Sunday School Course, the Moody
Bible Institute, Chicago)
LESSON FOR NOVEMBER 7
JoAsH REPAIRS THE TEMPLE.

LESSON TEXT-II Kings I2:4-l5
GOLDEN TEXT-God Ioveth a Cheerful,
giver.-II Cor. 81.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Ample Proof.

is this an all-star company" asked
the manager OF the Bunkhurst opera
bOuSa
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05
Tries to Chop Foot Off His Neiehbor's Store

happened the suburb of Glencoe Charles DEM
He had leased
named adns hotel owned
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05

How much of a tip did you give
the waiter?"
Il didn't give him anything in cash,
but asked him if he would take sec.
ond mortgage on our house"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1915-11-05

Sure it is" said the press agent,
They haven't spoken pleasant word
to each other since they started on
tour"
The Washington times., 1915-08-06

uring on the sort Of table cover that
would be pretty. yes, and violets
for the center fiowers-when 1t came
tea time.
They would cost more. Of course
but. after all, only dollar or 30,
and thens mite Of FIJI ,nsd rushsd out fSs
Her hair was tied neatly back and
her moon face was fresh and rosy
under the clear brown. She wore
trousers OF q delicate green and her
elk coat was yellow. and 80 was the
soft, sunshine. Mandarin yellow and
she made a splash of joyous color In
the dingy street.
Real Things Are Cheap.
stopped short. yellow for
mine" I thought, how It lights UP
the dullest day." and I went back
to the little shop and ordered the
yellow tea set-after all.
Today 1t came, and We made q
little festival of It and had tea in
the garden on the little round
wicker table under the lilac tree.
And there was thin bread and but
tage cheese and there were straw.
And the tea waS made from tho
little lacquered tea caddy. which
came from China-and the perfume
Of It was like an. incense-and the
and the blackbifds gossiped over
our heads. scandalizea a. the idea
Of team the garden-with tho
whole house to eat in.
The yellow cups drew the early
summer sunshine and held 1t As
honey holds the sweetness Of the
fiower-and every time l looked at
them I was glad ] had gone back to
my first love. and bought them-and
not the cups OF palest blue or
those Of softest violet-for yellow
was what I wanted-after all.
What delight it Is to get to the
time in life when we can enjoy the
YOU must so to a ball-and be the
At thirty you must meet the great
Of the earth and hear them talk, to
bee really content. But, after that
come the joyous years, the years
made up Of pleasant hours-pleas-
ant talks with friends, pleasant
readings in agreeable books. a sun
set from serene height, birds
over head In the lilac tree-and a
yellow tea set on the garden table,
I'm glad didn't really believe
there was something wrong about
the yellow, tea SET simply because
1t was easy to get and rather cheap,
After all. the real things In life
that count-they are rather easy to
get and we do not pay too high q
price for them-do We?
The Washington times., 1915-08-06
THE TIMES DAILY MAGAZINE PAGE
Fundamental Thyroid
Salt Discovered and Its
N dture Is Disclosed
BY DIR. LEONARD KEENE H1RsHBERc.

aper Feature Ser vice. Incl
In mind, takes of fiesh at the cost Of
just such dubious symptoms.
Prof. E. c.. Kendall, Of the Mayo
Clinic. of Rochester, Mimi. before last
December, began 2 zeaious. laborious
order to run to its lair the essential In
kredient responsible for 50 many emo
tionel outbreaks. He has been re.
warded, and the fundamental Chemical
BY his dilisent and persevering ef-
Tort many more than . hundred thy
rods rods from patients whose soitres had
Mayo. we're subjected to careful analy-
sis. Not only d Id he discover the com
pound which Is a crystalline Iodine
substance with the formidable name
di-iodo -di.hydrexy-indol." -di but he also
determined that the thyroid, besides
manufacturing this Circean source Of
magic. has the extra function Of acting
as a storehouee for a reserve supply.
This reservoir holds about 800 times a.
much as tt makes at any moment, and
consequently furnishes an ever-ready
reserve upon which the human fabric
may At any moment call.
In soitre two abnormal states are
make too much "di- iod -dl-hydrexy-
indol," but It's reservoir has a vastly
augmented storage capacity.
Experiments both upon man and
animals 20 to prove that Dr. Kendall's
new compound can be given in doses as
precise as those Of Quinine or iron. In
stead Of giving the dread thyroid gland
there Will be exactly measured and
weighed doses OF this new crystalline
salt extracted from the broken up
thyroid substance.
The Washington times., 1915-08-06

~ NE new oarasol ter.es the
powers Of description. It's
not sc much the color-for
it's merely the rainbow
tintins Of Dresden silk. The shape
is wha. makes It unusual. The cover
Is cut in about sixteen strips, and
instead CT being applied smoothly
over the frame these are wrinkIed
along the rios il addtt ion. the
alternate ribs are placed bit
lower than the others. so that a
corrugated effect on a large scale
is the result. The price Is S3ss at
a Seventh street store.
At the same place the entire lot
Of parasois IL reduced preliminary
to stock-taking. For 81 one may
buy parasol worth at least double
that amount.
There is a store in New York ave-
nue. that sells huge jars of olives
plain or sluffed-for somftning like
81 cents per jar. There Ia really q
great saving In buying these for
family use or for picnics The jars,
too, are useful to save.
Thousands of erstwhile chic low
shoes are in a terrible state these
days The suede uppers are probably
soiied and darkened. and the whole
effect discouraging. Well. there has
been put on the market a dressing
that is guaranteed to clean all kinds
The Washington times., 1915-08-06
what to buy. a winter wardrobe viii
be fairly on its way by the time fall
really does arrive.

be fairly on its way by the time fall
really does arrive.
And at little expense
The stoll of tho black charmeuse
coat is Of skunk: and the GUNS the
teriai may be used which can scarce
ly be distinguished from the real
skunk fur. Skunk Is also used about
Here is tho pattern and idea. so
nus sss fqs II sat .,ys wlh
full sleeves. and 10 trimmed with
large Jet buttons.
Since black charmeuse is TO be used
so extensively next winter. "a in
deed all Of the latest Paris notes
MsSs ssdS snd1saa Asau. sss .soad sea
be watched. II there is any douot
as to the style our cut of the gown.
merely buy the materials which are
sure to be fashionable, and then sit
back and wait for your particular
style to come along.
The skirt Of the afternoon gown
shown Is Of white broadcloth. and is
cut on strAight lines and Eathcred
around the waist with black char
meuse panel down the front. The
vest Of white broadcloth and collar
Of the same material. Both waist
and panel are cut in one: The vest
Is closed with small black char
meuse buttons.
ticular styles may be. they are not
representative Of all OF the styles in
Paris by any manner Of means.
In fever OF patriotism French.
English. and italian colors are given
q place In the wardrobe. the bright
Italian green being the latest &C
QUESTION.
1t will be used in touches here and
there in many costumes In the COM
Ing fall. The current number OF
Vogue IN a Paris letter says: since
Italy has Joined tho allies the Italian
The Washington times., 1915-08-06


-HE thyroid gland is not a pair OF
spectacles. behind which there is
i no eye. It is more than a great
romance. more than a wonder Of
q lifetime. Unlike the proverb OF Taci-
tus. that everything unknown Is taken
TO be magnificent" the mysterious thy
roid gland has been justly thought to be
active by virtue OF some simple chem
cal which was q sort OF a philosophers
stone. sought by physiological chemists.
Unlike the many flowers born to blush
unseen. the occult juices or substances
In the thyroid gland have been recog-
nized for a long time as being associ-
ated with many strange human act.vi-
ties.
Precisely what the actual chemicals
are has been under investigation since
1886. when Prof. E. Baumann Of Austria
found that iodine was. to say the least.
always present IN goitres and smaller
When the thyroid tissues swell, pun
Up or otherwise overshoot the mark OF
their usual flow Of substance the heart
throbs. the pulse bounds. sighs heave to
ana fro. and the victim usually becomes
timorous and full Of fears.
Furthermore. when there are great
doings. and the busy hum OF over-zeal-
ousness In this neishborhood Of the
Adam 8 apple. all the signs Of anxiety.
tIHlIulty ana lIlSHt are FlSlUlc. uc
hair becomes stiff Perspiration breaks
out on the forehead and elsewhere.
A Fat Killer.
The knees become wobbly and seem
about to give way. A nausea may ap-
pear. SAivers and shakes assert them
selves. Indeed. have no hesitation in
maintaining that the phlegmatic fellow
in Grirm's Fairy Tale, who was called
THE Man Who Gould Not SILVER or
Shake" had neither an absence or a
noteworthy deficiency of his thyroid
gland.
These manifestations Of too indus
trious a thyroid gland can be duplicated
by the use Of fresh or dried thyroid
glands. taken as a medicine. Forsooth
many women who sometimes purchase
obesity cures and anti-fat remedies find
themselves at tines In these very
straits. Thyroid tissue It should be born
The Washington times., 1915-08-06

y -esTERDAY. when I walked in
" Chinatown. saw a yellow
I tea set.
Not slarins yellow. like the
bowl they mix bread in, in the kitch-
On.
Not primrose, like the shade on the
lamp in the new brides morning
room-but clear. pure, soft, glowing
yellow. like the color Of California
poppy when the sun shines on 1t In
the green fields. And there were
daisies on the tea cups. little white
delicate daisies-not in a set pattern.
but thrown here and there. a. II
some one had spilled handful Of
Of them upon the yellow-and stood
and looked and looked.
Then I went in and asked the price
0s the yellow tea set-and It was
! heard that-I went out on the
direct and loo ked In again to see the
the tea cups In the window.
Il wonder what's the matter with
them?' thought there must be
something wrong or they wouldn't
be 80 cheap. " Then went In again
and asked the shopman to let me
take the cups in my hands and look
carefully at them.
No flaw-no roughness-the closer
they were the prettier.
IN take them" thought, II don't
exactly need them. but I'm going to
take them-for all that"
"Ah! Look at These"
But the proprietor Of the little shop
saw that really intended to buy tho
yellow tea cups and he came and
spoke to me.
He was a neat. suave. well-man-
nered little man, with the square
shoulders and the energetic step Of
the Japanese.
Pardon me-" he said. have you
noticed the blue tea set?" And then
he showed me something different.
Blue, they were. a soft blue, like the
!obelia In your grandmother's gar
oen, and they were scattered with
Whit, white cherry Observation-Disclosures
They were a dollar more than the
yellow set.
And these?" said the proprietor.
and he brought out pale cups OF
swimming violet. and outlined upon
them was the flying figure Of a white
Gull. exquisite and delicate.
These were dollar more than the
biue-but the teapot was q little
larger-so, OF course-and there was
a tray that went With them at Just
a little n,ore-and. SOL hesitated-
and was lost
Il will send them today said the
neat little man, bowling very low.
And I left the shop delightedly fis-
The Washington times., 1915-08-06

bodice of striped material whose
sleeves and front are of a transpar-
ent white or ecrue chiffon with the
striped skirt belted and banded with
Six are the most prevalent phase
OF these versatile costumes. Some Of
them live up more closely to the
patchwork idea by having a combi-
nation of dotted silk trimmed in
striped organdie with plain transpar-
ent chiffon sleeves. q plain siiken
Jacket effect and a belt and garnish-
ments OF beadwork. Patchwork
seems kindly term to designate
some OF these creations To dub them
vertties ''''
It's been a neck and neck race all
summer between the stripes and the
dots Zebra girls will soon be turn
ing, dotty. however. as stripes are more
dashing and noticeable, and there
1ore you tire Of them more easily
tnan OF the more conservative little
DOT. Combining the stripes and the
dots gives a result startingly remin-
iscent Of a words and music" effect
To be sure this striking costume OF
note Is bit loud, but It strikes the
rlght Keynote of the moment. and
never is the least bit fiat
So don't doff your stripes to don
dots-1ust try little Of both.
The Washington times., 1915-08-06

brother saw US kiss each other.
Since then. he has made It verv
unpleasant when I call and very
hard for the gi-l at home Do
you think I would make it easier
Tor her by staying away or
should / continue paying her at
tentlon. even under these un-
pleasant conditions until she IL
willing to become engaged.
JOE.
What business did you have kiss
Ing the girl unless you were en-
gagged. The girls brother 10 doing
perfectly right in scolding his sister
and showing you that he disapproves
OF the way you behaved. Remem-
Der that he is. in a sense, her pro.
tector. Just as any male relative IN
supposed to be. On this account hiS
behavior ia justified.
Why not explain the situation to
MIN? You cannot go on in this way
until the girl makes up her mind,
and II you stopped going with the
girl 1t might mix matters UP worse
than ever.
Miss Laurie ,o1l 1celcone letters Of IN,
34fry on subjects OF feminine interes
rom yo~no Gomen readers of thi,
paper, and ,oiH reply to them III thes,
eoluntns. They should be addressed Il
her care, this office.