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Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25
Hard on Her. e

This ten o'clock closing Is a hui sance," observed a shawled lady to her neighbor
 Well. what difference does it make to you. seein' you never drink"
 Why. once my 'usband always come 'ome at eleven after we was all In bed, and glad he was to get any ofts of supper left for i'm. But now he's in at ten, and the trouble ave to get anything he fancies you can't imagine
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25

though it is generally believed that 1t probably came about in the time of famine when there was nothing else to be had. However. the habit has now got such a hold upon them that. old and young. rich and poor. alike indulge freely in its consumption.
 It is preferred when 1t has been &C., quired f. om the vicinity of water so that 1t carries with 1t a taste of fish. It is made into a pasty substance and smothered into the ground in a hot fire. It can be obtained at mar kets and at stores. and is served at
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25
Natural Procedure.

When telling the story of the Pil grim Fathers to the children of a pri- mary grade in large city the leader tried to impress upon them the fact that the country was barren at that time. Later they were told of the planting, the harvest. the great feast. and the thankful attitude of those early settlers. Finally she asked:
 What did the Pilgrims do after tho great feast?"
 After a moments silence a little girl said, They went by the moving pictures
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25
EasIiy Pieased.

Guess I'd better order a few going away gowns" said she brightly.
 "Nix on the going away gowns, my dear" said her husband gloomily. "I summer"
 All right" was the cheerful re- sponse. Then I'll order a few stay. ing at home gowns"
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25
The Effects of opiates.

TuAT INFANTS peculiarly susceptible to opium and It's various
 ls dO.s continued these opates changes in the tuno.
 craving for alcohol or narcotics in later lie result of dosing with opstes to keep children quiet in the smallest doses for than day at e and only thenn nunavo voidable.
 The administrator Anodne Drops Coal Soothing s and children and the druggist should not be it. Children who are M nothing to doeeth hem wilfully with narcotics
 Castoria if signature of H. OS|2Z /<I<<K
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25
CONSIDER EARTH A LUXURY
Peopls h Many Parts of the World Prefer R to the More Ordinary
 Kinds Of Food.

Among many strange foods which
 the inhabitants of this world partake of. and consider delicacies. perhaps the strangest of all is earth Yet there are tribes. the Lastians of Siam. who actually eat and enjoy earth. 1t b.. never been discovered where these peculiar people contracted this habit.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25
Fruit Growers Sig Asset.

When properly placed. the wind. break can be one of the greatest as. sets the fruit grower can have. This fact is just being realized, and has been brought to light by the large amount of injury incident to exposed and unprotected orchard sites.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25

dinners and at oig functions of any description.
 In some parts of the Congo earth is sold in the shape of apples and oranges. and is given out in various colors-yellow, brown, gray and even pink, which is looked upon e . very delectable luxury.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25
The lonqest Step.

From the powder factory to life insurance company is about as long . step as a man can take in the world. Boston Transcript
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25
Insects and Crops,

It has long been a belief of the Apache Indians that the appearance of insects in early spring indicates a good crop.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25
tlml0tlons.

Jack-I hear that you have quit th0 literary game
 Jill-Yes; I despaired of ever vrier Ing up to my publishers printed este mate of my work.-Life.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25

placed snyvhsrs. e. trAets and kills ell
 flies. Nea.. clean. sH
 nAmentAi, convenient
 ehsap- noto ell esseon. hadssf
 metal, eantspili or eD over, will not soil oB ip1aFs snythtng- 0uarAnteed s6sctivS
 Aii dsaiss0 orsssne cypress paid for ei-& Ave. Brooklyn. .. '.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25

His Reason for Thinking So. Henderson-The ones he borrowed from me, suppose. He never re- turned them-Judge.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25

When a mans sins find him oue they are apt to hang around until he comes in again.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25
He Often poes to other peools

He Often Does to Other People.
 When a girl smiles at a fellow 1t fs no sign that he looks good to her. He may look funny to her-Covington Republican.
Tombstone epitaph., 1915-07-25

LITTLE more than one than one hundred and thir- ty-four years ago there was born near London the great English artillerist. Henry Shrapnel, the officer who at the age Of eighteen years conceived the idea of a bull let-showering projectile- the missile which. in all
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
PANAMA POLICE FORCE
is BEING INCREASED
tAssocinted Press correspondence1

Panama. July 31.--Many new po-
licemen are daily being added to the
already numerous polcia nacional Of
the Republic OF Panama. Three
months ago the national police are
reported TO have numbered about
600 men and Officers while today
the number Of Officers and men has
reached 800.
The national police already costs
the republic more than $3.50 600
gold year and much opposition has
been heard in many quarters 70 the
recent heavy increase which greatly
adds to the expense Many Of the
new officers and men are to be sta
toned In the two cities Of Panama
and Colon.
It " declared In government circles
that the new men are being added iu
anticipation Of the presidential and
national assembly election next year.
II is pointed out that they viii be
needed to preserve order and assure
fair election at what Is looked for
ward TO the bitterest campaign In
the republics history. II is also stat
ed that new policemen are being en-
rolled so that interference TO preserve
peace and constitutional authority by
the United States officials will be I'M
necessary. Such action WAS taken In
1912 by the American authorities az
the request Of both political factions.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09

Here is Romer Baker who is out
after the record in the half mile 10
be run AT the Panama Pacific expo
sition. Baker with Roy Campbell
Of the University of Chicago. Norman
Taber of the Boston Athletic associa-
ton. Dave Caldwell of the same or
ganization, Ted Meredith of the Mead
OVERLOOK club of Philadelphia, and
Joe Higgins of the Irish American
Athletic association of Boston, will
compete in the race. Ted Meredith
holds the record, but Baker has been
doing the distance in 1854 or better
consistently and if pushed may flash
across the line a winner. Huggins
and Meredith are the strongest con
tenders on form, but an upset is like
~. Taber who broke the world s
record in the mile recently. is not so
good on the half mile distance Baker
will wear the Mercury foot of the
New York Athletic club in the race.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
EDITORS
BELIEVE SLAVS
OUT OF DANGER
lay MORNING JOURNAL spse,., LEASED WAL

London. Aug. . t3:I5 a. M THE
morning newspapers look upon the
Russian situation more optimisticaly
than they have for several days The
Times declares.
while the position of certain por-
tions of the Russian forces stil re-
mains critical, there is every reason
to believe the excellent order with
which their Withdrawal has been eX-
ecuted thus far will be maintained
until all have reached the new line
of defense
The Peuograd correspondent of the
Daily News asserts the German flank
movement by way Of Riga has been
successfully checkmated, "1he ahan-
donment of the German attempt ON
Riga, says the News marks the
failure of the general scheme for fore
ing a battle with the retreating Rus
slams before they reach the Brest-
Litovsk line The stubbOrnness of the
Russian defense ON the Narew has
contributed largely to this important
success Field Marshal Won Maeken-
sen has attempted deep turning
movement from Chelm and a similar
movement is under way against kov-
no It probably will be several days
before the Germans establish new
attack and they have failed TO inter
fere with the new Russian lines of de
Tense.
Little additional news has reached
London regarding the Russians last
days i'm Warsaw. The Times CORE
spondent in that city, describing the
retiring Russian troops, says
There was no feeling of hopeless
ness, although disappointment was
written on every face The long Rus
sian retreat eliminating in the fall of
Warsaw has touched the lethargic
temperament of the Russian nation
and today the war has the support OF
the entire Russian people There Us
not the Vaguest suggestion anywhere
Of peace without a decision.
The Daily Mail quotes from the
Berlner Tageblatt ain account Of the
Isituation i'm Warsaw, the day before its
fan, written by an eye witness who
says
THE main flight has ended and
chaos was left A CHASTITY silence
reigned in the city, broken only by
the thunder of cannon. shops we're
shattered and barred. Theaters were
closed but moving picture houses
were crowded I'm some places mons
were plundering empty houses ana
| factories Russian secret police sun
are busy I'm every corner and eXecu-
lions were conducted from the citadel
| AS [ fled ! passed thousands of wag
ons piled with wounded
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
PHILLIES WILL
LOSE PLACE IF
THEY HOLD PACE
Cubs and Giants Only Teams
Obtaining More Than Even
Break During Past Seven
day Period.

New York Aug S-Another week
of National league baseball similar
10 that which ended Yesterday will
find Philadelphia deposed from the
leadership with either Chicago or New
fork an The top.
The Quaker city club yesterday con-
cluded a disastrous invasion of chi
cago and Pittsburgh. losing twice to
the Cubs and three times TO the Pr
rates one game narrowly won over
Pittsburgh was Philadelphla's lone
victory in seven playing days.
Meanwhile Chicago and New YORK,
Ia fifth and sixth places respectively
one week ago have been advancing,
the cubs enjoying clear sweep Week
of five games and the Giants losing
only two out of eight played These
two teams We're the only ones which
obtained better than an even break.
ST. Louis remained i'm seventh place
and Cincinnati in eighth but an the
other clubs, except Philadelphia, were
engaged i'm shifting their positions
New York and Chicago climbing and
Brooklyn, Pittsburgh ana Boston des-
ctnding. Brooklyn regained its lost
ground. however by today's double
victory over Chicago.
Boston. within a week. has ranked
as high as a tie for second place, to
as low as sixth place after being de-
teated today 10y St. Louis.
In the American league Washington
showed excellent form taking six out
of seven games johnson and Ayers
came through i'm fine STYLE each with
three games to his credit and the team
/ Is BEGINNING To be discussed as a re-
/ mote remnant possibility
Ten games behind third place last
1 sunday. Washington has within one
week reduced this gap to six and q
lfalf games TWenty-one victories out
| of the thrty-oue games played 4
! Washington record IA pace slightly
! better than either Bostons or Detroit
I within the same period.
/ The Senators gained little on the
| Red SoN and the Tigers, however, as
! the leaders took three out Of fom
games; ana Detroit, winning five oul
of seven. passed Chicago for secone
/ lace.
New York. taking three out af four
was the only second division club to dc
! better than break even.
cleveland. by the loss Of double
header. slipped back from sixth to sew
onth place. Philadelphia won a single
game in one week, making five vic
tories i'm tWenty-siX attempts. NJ
/ American league club representing
that city has in years done so poorly
! With five clubs virtually on ever
| terms i'm the Federal league race I'M
past week saw two changes IN theh
! relative positions - Chicago was de
! throned by Kansas city and could no
again resume the lead, ana Newarl
hH
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
O'DAY UMPIRING,
DODGERS TAKE A
PAIR FROM CUBS
Veteran WieIder of Indicator
Re-enterS National PaStIme
After a Years Absence in
Tall TimberS,

49, looming JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASED wlREl
Cbicaro Aug. S.-Henry O'Day re-
.,rnea to the umpiring staff of the
Nstional league today after years
apsepcp and officiated at the double
bsoder between Brooklyn and Chi
nogo both games Of which went to
~ visitors 10 to z and to 4. the
LITTER game going eleven innings.
Rroojslyn batted the local pitchers
b,r5 In the initial contest and this,
cornled with erratic fielding gave the
,.tsitors an easy victory Chicago raj
Hed In the ninth inning and drove
Douelas off the mound but could not
oyertake the lead of their opponents.
I'M the second game Daubert scored
the winning run, having also scored
tvo of the other runs. He opened the
eleventh with a double, went 10 third
an Wheats fly and scored on Cut
sbaw's sacrifice fly to right.
s''I First eame-Score- r. II. F.
BROOKLYN 1000 242 200-10 10 1
chicago 600 21O OO4-- 10 8
Batteries. Douglas, Smith and Mil
Ter. Vaughn. label and Archer Har-
grave.
Stengel. Miller. Good Home run
schultz Bases on balls-Off Vaughn,
off Zahel, .; off Douglas, 1. Struck
ont-By Vaughn, 3 by Douglas 9; by
label ! Umpires-Quigley and O'Day,
second pame-Score- r. II. +.
BROOKLYN 600 200 002 01--5 !
Chicago 0O1 0Ol 200 0O-4 IL 8
Batteries Rucker, Dell and Miller;
HUMPHREYS, Lavender and archer.
Summary. Two base hit-Zimmer-
man. Home run-Schulte. Bases on
bous-Off Rucker / oft Dell 3.
Struck out-By Rucker, s; by Humph-
ries. /. by Dell 5; by Lavender
Umpires-ODay and Quigley.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
RALPH MULFORD
WINNER Of RACE;
De PALMA SECOND


Des Moines, Ia, Aug S.--lnvestiga-
ton into the awarding OF prizes in
Des MONIES tragic 300-mile speedway
contest Yesterday i'm which two men
We're killed and two injured, srem-
ed probable tonight when il was an
nounced that protest would be filed
with the Automobile Association OF
America
After an all-night session saturday
night the decision of the judges fol-
lowing the race in the afternoon was
reversed. and instead of Ralph de
Palma being declared winner, Ralph
Mulford was given first place. Null
ford's time was announced as 3;2t:-
05.25
The judges reversed their decision
after a final checking up of the laps
had been made According to the
lap recording machine Milford ana
dePalma were tied in the 296th zap
but dePalma was obliged to stop on
account of a blow out, milford gam
ing almost a lap. The judges APP
parently failed to take into account
the fact that dePalma had stopped
To change a wheel and gave him
checkered flag as he was finishing
his 2ggth mile although Milford was
coming scarcely furlong behind to
finish his 300th lap. DePalma was
given another start, and az the time
declared winner.
Coroner Claud Rooms decided to-
day that an inquest into the deaths
Of the two men killed ON the speed
way yesterday would not be neces-
sary.
milford was awarded the first prize
Of $4,000 and 500 by the judges FOR
leading at 100 miles. dePalma second
prize of $4,000 and 500 for leading
at 200 miles Eddie O'Donnell IN
third place, gets $1,000 The other
prize winners were W. W. Brown,
fourth place. W. Barndollar, MN
Pete Henderson, sixth, and w. j.
Shrunk, seventh place.
Tom Alley, who drove for II. w.
Ogren, under arrangement with
Barney Oldfield. declared before leaV-
ing for Chicago tonight, that he IN
tended to protest against the ottlcial
ruling of the track officials. lie SAID
he was entitled to either fifth or
sixth place.
There was little change In the con-
dtion of Driver Billy Chandler, VINO
was injured in the second Of the ac-
cidents Yesterday, in which ms
mechanician. Morris Keeling was
killed. or Of Louis Pleo, who was ~
the car in which Joe Cooper the
driver. was killed Coopers BODY
was taken 10 Sebring, ohio, his home,
| tonight That of Keeling was sent
| to ST. Paul Funeral services Tor the
! two men, in which the other drivers
participated. were held before the
( bodies were shipped
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
Philadelphia, u; Cincinnati, 6.

Cincinnati Aug. Sin a smuggling
contest today, Philadelphia won the
first game of the series from Cincin-
matt. IA to g. Cravath with four dou
bles brought in eight runs and scored
three times himself Mollwitz made
triple and three singles out of four
times up,
Score r. H. r.
Philadelphia .S4O 400 08O--14 IA .
Cincinnati .OO2 600 100 6 IS /
Batteries Alexander Chalmers and
Adams, Dale, McCloskey Toney Ben
ton. Lear and Wingo.
summary Two base hits--Cravath
az. Groh Byrne Three base hit
Mollwitz. Bases on balls-Off Alex
ander /. off Chalmers. l off Dale, B.;
off McCloskey 3. off Toney off
Lear, l. Struck out-By Alexander
9 by Dale, ] by Toney ] by Benton,
g Cmpires-B Byron and Eason,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
EVERS WILL LEAVE
BOST0NS FOR GOOD,
HIS FRIENDS STATE

Chicago, Aug Johnny Evers'
field marshal of the worlds cham
pion Braves, will leave the Boston
team and baseball for good at the end
Of the series to be played in St. Louis,
some of his friends who claim to
speak by authority announced to-
night.
According to these friends Of Evers,
the player is tired of being the butt
OF lot of unwarranted criticism
and will go to Colorado or California
To recuperate. Evers has not been IN
first class physical condition since he
suffered a slight attack of pneumonia
some time ago
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
ATTEMPT UPON LIFE
OF RUSSIAN OFFICIAL

London Aug. 4:30 p. m IAN at
tempt 10 assassinate M Neratoff, as
slstant Russian minister Of foreign af-
fairs, is related by Reuters correspon-
dent at Petrograd NJ. Neratoffs as
sailant. a former official Of the de-
partment, rushed into the assistant
minister's room. brandlshing an axe.
When this weapon was wrested from
him, ne drew a revolver, but was over
powered by attendants before he was
able to fire.
The man was dismissed two years
ago and Is believed 10 be demented.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
HOWARD P. DREW WILL
RETIRE FROM THE TRACK

Springfield, Mass, Aug. S.-HoWard
p. Drew. Of this city, the track attn
lete. announced his intention to re-
tire from racing in a signed state
ment published here today
Telegraphing from the Panama
Pacific exposition field, where yes
terday he was beaten in the l0O-yard
dash event of the senior A. A. U.
track and field meet, Drew said
81 was bothered with my legs a
great deal today in the race, so that
pulled up lame at the finish.
have been in poor physical condition
for | now weigh only $50 pounds,
and that is much below my normal
want to say right here that am
through with open competition after
this year
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
Southern Association.
Memphis 0; New orleans s.
Nashville u; Mobile 3.
No others.
NOAH, NOT ADAM AND
EVE, BLAMED FOR FALL

Philadelphia, Aug. Sit was not
Adam and Eve who brought about
the fan Of man, but Noah, according
to translation OF tablet now in
the University of PENNSYLVANIA mu-
scum An announcement to this eff
feet was made today by representa-
tive of the museum.
According to the Sumerlan theology
found on the tablet, which is said to
have been written before the days Of
Abraham, and translated by Dr. ste
ven Langdon, professor Of Assyriology
in oxford university, England, Noah
was ordered not to eat Of the cassia
tree in the Garden of Paradise and
when he disobeyed the curse fell up
on him
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
ULTIMATE VICTORY IS
RESOLVE OF RUSSIANS
lsv nosnlao IoupnAl srgelAL lsAssO VIA

pelrograd, Aug. 8 wa london
$40 p m.)--The general committees
appointed to organize industries for
military purposes began their labors
yesterday under the presidency of
Alexander Guchoff, formerly presi-
dent Of the duma representatives,
of all parts Of the empire attended
the committee meetings.
Addressing the committees, NJ Ria
bouchinslq the Moscow millionaire,
said:
We shall retire, if necessary, as
far as the Ural mountains We shall
fight 70 the last man, but we shall
gain victory"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
STAR or BRAVES WILL SEE
GAFFNEY FIRST. HE STATES

st. Louis, Mo, Aug. S.--Johnny
Eyers star of the Boston Nationals,
today said he had told newspaper
men that he intended quitting base
bail this week but later changed his
mind and decided to see James e.
Gaffney, owner Of the club, before de-
cldine the question definitely.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09

st. Louis, Aug S--St Louis over
whelmed three Boston pitchers in the
opening game of their series here to-
day and won to ?, the world cham
pions losing their fourth successive
game
ninth inning rally saved Stallings
team from a shutout.
Score r. II. e.
BOSTON ..... 600 600 0O2-2 A
st. Louis ..... 300 600 04o-7 10 /
Batteries Raglan, Hughes, Davis
and Gowdy; Ames and Snyder.
Summary-Two base hits--Snyder,
Magee Home Bescher. Double
plays-Ames to Miller to ,Hyatt' Bet
2el to Miller; Butler to Miller to
Hyatt Bases on balls-Off Ames, =
off Raglan 9 Struck out-By Ames,
3, by Raglan. ] by Hughes 3 by Da-
Wis, T. Umpires-Rigler and Emslie.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
TRIPLE BY ESM0ND
GIVES NEWARK RUNS
NEEDED TO BEAT KAWS

lay HosNlHo JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASED wisEl
Newark, Aug S--A triple by Es-
mond following Campbell's single ana
an infield out gave Newark enough
runs To win "A pitchers battle in the
ilrst inning today from Kansas city.
A large crowd took advantage Of the
reduced prices Rain prevented the
second game.
Score r. n, r.
Kansas City .O10 O00 000--l 2
Newark 200 100 0Oe-3 /
., batteries: Henning, Cullop and
Hasterlyi Moseley and Rariden.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
UNUSUAL SCORE is
MADE WITH CARBINE
AT 200-YARD RANGE

An unusual score was made at the
shoot Of the Albuquerque Rifle as
ISOLATION yesterday, when Melton
scored 43 at the 200-yard range with
hrag carbine This also was high
score for the day.
The scores were as follows.
At zoo yards-Melton, AZ; Wheeler,
colviH. 81. Ruppe, 80; BonsalL
Al SEVERN. Al.
Al 300 yards--Melton. 40; Wheeler,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
Western League.

Des Moines 10; Lincoln 81.
Sioux CITY SIS; Topeka Al.
Omaha 0-3, Denver 81.
st. Joseph 2; Wichita 4.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
Totals ......


summary IIOmo TUn-W. IOUNtI,
Three base Hill Anderson Two base
hit-Iartlne. Stolen bases Salazar
Murphy struck out-By Anderson, A.
10y Heincs hv SandoVal 6. Bases
on balls-Off Anderson, .; off Henes.
8. OFF Sandoval, T. Hits-Of Andor-
SON. in five innings Umpire Wick
hmm
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-08-09
Pacific Coast League.

Los Angeles 3-5; Portland rs.
Salt Lake q; san Francisco r.
Vernon ga, Oakland 5-2