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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1915-07-16
Justice RendriCk Sustains Verdict
Declaring Fugitive to be Sane
ASYLUM COMMITMENT VACATED
Prosecution viii Appeal But Mean
while Slayer of Stanford White
is at Liberty.

New York, July 16.-flarry T'haw
today won his nine years fight for
freedom and was released from Gus
tody amid the congratulations of a
crowd that had gathered in eXpecta-
tion of his release.
Judge Hendrick,, shortly before
noon confirmed The finding of the
jury which on Wednesday declared
Thaw sane. Judge Hendrick then is.
sued an order setting aside the Dowl-
ing commitment under which Thaw
was confined at Matteawan.
Attorneys for the state filed an ap-
peal from the action of Judge Hen
drick and finding argument on this
appeal bail was fixed at $4,000
which was promptly furnished and
Thaw walked out of the courtroom.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21
THE SEPTEMBER AMERICAN MAG,
A.-nhpE.

In the September American Ma.ea-
zine SEanleF Johnson writes the first
OF q series at ARTICLES enGIElati Youth
Leads the Way" which is I'D show how
boys and girls. frp1n ten to- eighteen
years, are adding untold st1Ezns TO the
wealth OF the country These boys and
girls, under the direction OF the De-
| p~artulent VI Agriculture, ara taking
hold Of farming in various states and
showing their elders how more can be
| go. out OF the land. Last fall in OHIO,
alone, 1900 boys added $4,000 900 to
the wealth of the state.
In the same issue, Jerome D. Trav-
eds, present open golf champion OF
America and four times amateur
champion of the United States, writes
a wonderfully interesting article en-
titled, Golf Nerve Under Fire" He
tells many stories of great players
who have won or lost matches in tight
pinches. The total effect of the arti-
Gle is to cheer up the "duffer," because
star players, as we'll as the poor play
ers, are shown to have bad days.
Harry B. Smith, who has written the
dialogues and lyrics of one hundred
and thirty musical comedies, involving
between three and four thousand
gorgs. contributes a highly enhancing
article entitled, "Scme Inside Infor-
nation A.lDout the Musical Play" Ida
II. Tarbeil writes another article in
her business series entitled, "The
Golden Rule in Business" in which
| she shows the important part that ath-
letics play in Industrial life today.
Fiction is contributed by Susan
Glaspell. Philip Curtiss, Walter Prich-
ard Eaton, John A. Moroso, Ellis Par
ker Butler and David Grayson.
The two departments, Interesting
People," and "The Family's Money"
are full Of good reading and practical
suggestions. The prize winning let
tea5 in the contest entitled, "The
Thing l Am Proudest Of" and James
Montgomery Flagg's amusing piece in
words and pictures entitled, "A Mar
riage Vacation" complete a lively and
attractive number.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21
NO QUARTER.

Whether Germany will answer or
fnal note on the Llsitania Is o OF
little moment. Tho sinking of tac
White Star liner, Arabic. demon
strates that Germany intends not to
give nor ask any quarter In this wal
as long as England continues hcr
strict and unprecedented trade en-
barge. .
II tho administration had any hopes
OF II favorable reply from the Ger
man foreign office they must now
DO shattered. Notice has been ON.
phatically served upon tho United
States that Germany refuses to rec
ognize that neutrals when travelling
upon the ships OF belligerents have
any rights she Is bound to respect.
The foreign policy Of the nation
has been drifting along the lines OF
least resistance 80 long that this IN
cident doubtless will bring about u
crisis.
This nation should have followed
tho precedent set by England during
Ntaa Russian Japanese war, when she
cautioned oil E%nglishmen to keep off
or belligerent ships travelling In the
war zono. She disavowed MI resron.
sibility for the loss OF life through an
1nfraction OF this order by any Brit
ish subject.
Before o final step can be taken In
vulving this nation and Germany.
Congress doubtless will be asked to
approve OF disapprove OF the attl-
s3tude taken by President Wilson.
In the meantime there Is nothing
TO do but TO hope this nation Will
avoid foreign entanglonents. Our
apesce and security donot lie In all.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21
FIRST o SHIP.

Nothing has done AZ much 10
arouse England from i,a n Of &C.
curity ng The sinking Of tho British
troop ship IN the Aegean sea. The
loss OF fishing craft, an occasional
merchantmen or Owe Il large passcn,
ger liner has constituted In the bulk
but Il very small percentage of the
commerce moving from the various
British ports. Englishmen viewed
these losses With some degree OF
compOgura, but the destruction OF the
transport, Royal Edward, brings Tao
war closer home TO every Briton than
has any of tho other achievements
Of tho German submarine.
Tho sinking OF the Arabic and tho
disaster In tho Turkish waters show
that the submarine IL becoming ;
moro and moro important factor as
tao war progresses. It is striking
ut the backbone Of British defense;
Tho Navy.
It is hard to ovcrostimate tho sig
%niAcanco OF tho sinking of tho ltoya
Edward. For moro than n year Eng
land mas beon transporting troops
through tho iInglisl channel withou
tho loss OF a nan Colonial forces
have boon brought over seas from
India, Canada, Australia, and Ncv
Zealand. Tho Mediterranean and thu
waters leading to the Dardanelle'
have been reasonably safe for tn
transportation OF troops. Tho sue
cessful operation Of submarines, how
ever, Is menncing this more ant
more. It is reasonable to suppos
that in time the feat OF the summers
blc In the Aegean sea Will be duplI
Gated, perhaps In the English chan
mel, tho freedom Of which means 8
much to the Allies.
E a. EA- E d. w. u .a a
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21
A MODERN PARIS.

A young man OF ancient tradition,
named Paris, for no other known rca-
son than that nc was uncommonly
g~ood-looking, was once asked to de.
eide between the respective charms
Of three distinguished ladies, called
by tho Greeks, Aphroditc, Hcbe, and
Athcnc, and by the Romans, Venus,
Juno, and Minerva. AS most normal
young Nor OF that age, or Of any
other, would have done, Paris turned
his back on power and intellect, as
represented by Juno and Minerva.
and gave tie apple to Venus, being
promptly rewarded by the assistance
Of that goddess when no kidnapped
the beautiful Helen. or course, Juno
and Minerva were deeply %oqcnded and
they Inspired the Greeks to undertake
and helped them to succeed in a great
a against the kidnapcr's Trojan
countrymcn. But 1t Is probable that
Paris never regretted his manly and
outspoken choice when he bestowed
tle apple upon the most beautiful OF
tho c%ontcndlng ladies'.
It Is n pity that a yourg Adonis
OF modern America did not exhibit
equal fortitude in a similarly try Eng
hour. According to the dispatches,
tho fascinating youngstcr, whose
namo was not given, but was prob
ably Jimmie Smith, was appealed 70
by two young women Of his town for
an answer similar to the historic one
asked of Paris. Eut Jimmie. whose
charms were only skin deep. was
found lacking in the necessary Gro.
ism. He weakly declined to give the
apple to either, that Is. he positively
refused to say which one his heart
preferred. Thus the decision. IL dc.
cision must be. a. very improperly
left to the ladies, and this reversal of
all p%recedents, modern as well as
classic. entailed the most serious
consequences.
Renders OF the next mornings pa
pers were shocked to learn that. af.
ter a cheated argument" the two
determined feminists agreed to tight
II out" that they actually fought
for a h%alf-hour,' aud that when the
battle was interrupted by blue-coated
authority n OF the fair warriors had
"A BLACK eye." both had bruises, as
we'll as decorated feelings, and ncitl,.
Or was satisfied. The problem was
as far from the desired solution as
ever. II was still open to question
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21

which e1celled in beauty and gasah
had the GFmest grip On Jimrase's TN.
certain heart Apparently they wers
not Y conasorted BY a belA;ed req.
ignition Of The Obvious fact that their
y1nIero8c cavalier uas not worth
fighting over. Discriminating read
s.rs have never regarded Paris as a
hero Of parts, but ali will agree that
he shines fn comparison With his
modern American agcceSso-.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21
esoRela,s NEW MARCHING SONG.

Tho human yUatuTes ta.Ons grope
neneatl a bloody moon;
The gyres upon the Southern slope
Make midnight into noon,
and That old song OF Freedoms hope
Turns lo a torture tune:
Hccray, hooray, the law of God we
break.
Hc,oray. tooray. the handy rope We
take.
BREAK his bones upon the stones and
burn him at the stake,
When we go .yncaing Al Georgia!
HE saws Tae law What is the law
To lg1s1 OF humankind?
The torch we eights the rope we
draw
lae staring eyes we blind!
And 1arerassn the air all red and raw
Our sgsH-.s sarTsas down the wind:
Ru,ns1v, honovsg. shs rope is running
through.
Hessrayg ho.acag. his minutes they are
few
String aRna high where 5uzzards fly on
NlIELS %NAA A& 1&~
When we sa Egz&aIms in Georgia.
We arsa the uaEanhes4 towards black
Who Iars moi wgrk by day
lis only when the claGrcawar1S
grgsk
Thai We et1iTgea forth to slAy.
We arg the Dogs of Sa1aaas pack
Ind 1ists We l.isr& Qsar Way
FSlar;8vg na,sray1 &ai1r ts,asta are i'm his
Glr9Msn
E8l,Tay~ asa,arayS his s.arl so he'll VIE
as4gN
B+e4HE hl1n ta@uu hra lei him Gireg1a be-
zenith lIa dewafs aga1,,
when We g2 lTn2ihHag i'm ~Gssorgi4r
y IQ9lEN ONAMEEl.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21
CAPITAL REMOVAL.

Not one valid reason has been GTg.
81 ~ New Rockford uEy the state
capital should be moTed from Bis.
mArck, II ig not deD.eciating that
city Or It's good people ~ sag that
no inter sEts ezcept those Of the land
sDHcuIAtors would De Gerged By re-
MADving the aeat NJ government,
The ~aAvantAgea III Blsmarcx over
New Rockford are 10 o1yiogH that f.
Seems hardly necessary TO enEnDer.
ats them. This city IA acceS.
Sible and p~,sHeHsch lacjlitlea for han.
ding the business ~ a. capital that
%ew Rockford could hardly nope 10
acquire in yearg.
Unfortunately the manner Of
amending the state constitI.ion Dy
Initiative and referendum has placed
every public Institution on wheela
n the vOte-g Of the state gee H. u
indulge In the pagtime Of uprooting
their Institutions, they will saddle Z
debt upon the ~taxrayers which pos-
teritg alone can wipe out.
Those cities wLic1 pogaeaz state In.
stitu;ions can hardly afford 10 form
a~llIanccg with New Rockford 10 dig,
pogacag another municipality Of any
thing il nov enjoys. The Gtate IN
general cannot afford To 70 on record
AZ fayoring q general rearrangemcnt
Of state Institutions. When the vGt,
crg arc informed az ~ what the
movement entails IN itg final analysis
they will be cautious, indeed, aDCut
gigning any petitions presented To
them.
There IL but one class u people In.
tcrceted In the capital removal fight.
They arc the land spectators. The
~sitdation rs summed up briefly In one
sentence. HiBmarck has the capital
and New Rockford wanta It. Not one
sClntllla Of proof has been advanced
why New Rockford IL a better lnca-
ton for the capital than Bismarck.
Contcndcrs for tlc state capital viii
have to advance better reasons than
New Rockford for lts removal II they
expect their claims to receive seriouA
consideration. While the state re.
joiccs In the enterprise Of New Rock.
ford, It's energies might be directed
In n more profitable direction than
seeking to saddle u debt upon the
state to satisfy itB own local ambi,
ton.
Capital removal involves much
moro than the little band Of promot.
ers behind the scheme realize.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21

The Farmers Mercantile Co. OF
Raleigh has purchsseG the Leonard
store, TO TUE on the cooperative Sz-
sic.
The people Of Rag have just closed
their ANIMAL Grain Palace festival
and 1t ig said TO have been one o!
the best they have eve had.
-
The case OF the state against James
Fitzgerald Of Fort Totem, charged
with forgery in connection with a road
warrant for one Baxter. was dismissed
By Judge O. u. ConstocE after oas Of
the most ksenly contested trials eTe-
held in the city.
Jacob Meier OF Mott. aged 80 years,
married. and the father OF several
grown children, faces a long term II
the state penitentiarT. If the alleged
charges Of Mary Fec:, aged II years,
are proved true. Meier may plead
guilty.
The 4-gearcld dag28ter OF A2De-s
ZeliDSEi, residing three niles east OF
81. Thomas, was instantly killed By
a rife shot yesterday afternoon
The little girl was playing with t@o
other children, and one OF them pick.
sd up q rife used for shooting go
piers and KILLED Nor Instantly
! Il
Although two elevators are aE-eadF
doing business ct Jad. farmers who
organized tine Union Mercantile co-9-
pany were not, d2vD:ed and when
they could not ~pgrcla8e sttIe- OF
the old ones, the decided 10 erect
a 40.O1G.Dushel eleT@co-. Vow they
have branchsd into public se~Tice
WORK and will install an eiectrjc gen
Grating plant 10 light the LOWE
Capt. r. VI Es1ce. who operated
motion picture machines in LETsls
Lake and other points in North De-
kota prior 10 bostilities in Ea-ope
and ~ao joined q Canadian Eegf
nent al the opening Of the war, is
very rn2ich alive, despite recent ~
-no.g that ne had been Killed. Attor,
Fey L. J. Weie. q DeFils Lake ai:or-
nev. has received z letter from bin
10 the effect that h WGs captain Of
the Royal Flying eoro7. stationed al
London.
Tie Old buga5oo, hal, which zreils
disaster 10 so man farmers # t5e
Northwest w..len Their fields ara hit
by these storms, has been disEipated
BIZ the farmers Of the New Salem
district, through liberalization, and
this season. TithvgE0DabIy the nogt
severe aail loss tf any section in
North Dakota. the farmers arr look-
ing forward to r Of their HIDE.
prosperous years. Dairying has made
the farmers OF tie district independ-
ent Of grain crog7. The averaGe
acreage Of the farm ~ only Z43
acres. as against e. ra1c3 greater az
erage for the state II laTgc. II many
iDstanees, the faT.qers have lost yrzc-
ticajly all their grain. but degpite.
that fact, they goe god things in
gtore. Herds Of from eight ~ twe2-
ty H~ol3tefns are maintained On p-ac-
tically eycry farm IN the dsstri@.,
and the golden fow Of mj,k-convert-
81 into silver Gollarg has never fail
Cd. Because they raise stock, the
lands Of local farmers are in better
condition than the Average farm, and
such grain al s-scaocd the hail will
yield abuniantlg, Most o. the Wheat
tlat escaped the Ice storm will yield
better than ~ bushels an 2crc.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21
State News and Comment

f. c. Lea5g, E-1Elsra:Eo- aEe1f for
the Great Northern, Is ~araTebns
ii1rOuga the stale, getting zI3Taag
pictures OF the grain 4s8E
-
Peter Polio OF Beach tho1sht he YVES
taking salts. hug it WAS saFt peter at
csgr1Ing 10 a finding OF a coFOIsrss
.gry. He Ess found dead in $ railway
construction carsP NEAR here
=
" D. Nesson of Msyv5s2a ms re-
c@fved word trc- the Aaerica9 c1--
mission that hEs son. VIM is d911g
woEE i'm Bal ur- a. : -sa7aaFr OF
the commission. liz IN gTps3 hasait,&
YcEng Nielsen. 2 gle1=s scholar. has
bean in Belgium ts- months
Mr. and Mrs. TE.15aEa H Bender g8
WFlgf5t01 w57g trzrel z,-g8 miles G2 9
motorcycle and sf4esa-r going tr@r-
WFB.Fst1E TO Taz-eStgwG- VI " and
thence hack 10 LE1reaFa5fs~ WHARF,
Bender VII De employed by q hard
ware ce9Zgar-. They expect I'd ca-aE
CGr eaS1 l5gE-.
r Z Sheriff.. cashier a. the F7Grsa
STATE bank OF New Ls1rz5g. d5acf sagt
fenIy to-day Ut heart TROUBLE, GrR15
q gaGrs- He was Gze OF the asS-
known a1EsE-s Fl weaI@c1 North LG-
kct2- EFEs body VIII ba Taken III WIZ
ne1aea City Mirn-- ion BURIAL Effs
wife and cDe child sgrwiv= him
MfrCG is Building ten new bJ1sIuhSss
blocks and scnres tt residences, Ct1z--
struct5ca g-asaeGs unGsr EaE E1elzs3s
the new ~ousiness block and eili
rec--s of The Sons of Norway tina.
Charles Va. Mcs9re garage, Gw0-ssarT
business block FOR Terry ZlevtEr, stGre
building fG- J. SLuIE~ tggIr-s5CrT hGtel
for G, IF. Parker. EerGseth E'TsI ceO1s
pany bLcck- Or. G. Guy HfngD. tGNsr-
STORY hospital building, and Lewis
Ellis, &GO-e and Office block
Not B1tiE university professors had
been aroused AMI a full Investigation
maze ~2s IL discovered that a Ere,
teo-~ which dropped near Larim9re e
few days ago @as ii reality only the
charge Of Z mortar fred from the
Frank Cil5reat.1 farm in the hope Of
breaking up what appeared to be ri
approaching hail gtCrm. Several say
the meter fey through the air,
Descriptions Of it given to university
uen at Grand Forks tailed we'll witt
The ANAL description CT meteoric Wis.
jtG-s. Only when university men
about to visit the scene of the
gapposel heavenly visitor was the Sc
crct revealed by the operators CT
tie mortar.
James A. Brown, county auditor,
BnEert Hamilton, register of deeds,
and Arthur Johnson, sheriff, and their
fa-rilies. OF Roleite county, made an
autCmobiie trip in Winnipeg. They
found that t.le war is the chief o.
jee: Of interest in Manitoba, every
toxin through Which they passed
showing evideEces OF warlike prep
srat:oas. Thousands Of men are an
der training in Winnipeg, and the
same is true OF Brandon, Calgary,
Edmonton and every other town in
the Canadian northwest Opinion il
divided there as 10 the attitude the
United States sacIId take. Consia-
erabie criticism il heard concerning
the part that England is taking in
the q Generally ~Gpeaking. the
c~pinicG prevails that the people Ct
England are rot doing all they can.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21

ances With either England or Ger.
many, bat in the c~bseryaacc ~ the
gtrlcteSs kind os neutrality and the
practical rather than academic CON
~gtfzct!on 0f our national rights.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21
NOTICE OF STOCKHOLDERS
MEETING

The annual meeting of the stock
holders of the State News Publishing
CO. will be held at the Office Of the
company in Bismarck, North Dakota.
at three o'clock p. nj, on the 4Ia day
Of September, 1915.
u. II. DRUMMER,
Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21
ARE EAsTERNERs BETTER DAN.
GERS THAN WESTERNERS2

In the September American Maya
zine Philip Curtiss, writing q romance
Of THE west entitled "And West rs
West presents q girl character who
comments as follows on fasteners
and w%esterners as dancers:
Zone thing ] will have to grant the
etfete East. In dancing 1t is ages
ahead a. the british West. danced
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21

Judging from TIC number ot !aar-
ve4ter accidents in North Dakota, fl
ia tine 10 be4in q aatety first move,
meMt OH the farm.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21

See the Diamond From the Sky" at
the Bismarck Theater. Matinee 3:3b,
evening performance 7:1J.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21

"The Heart Of M~aryland' has been
held over for today. See it at the Or
pheum, matinee or tonight.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21

with two Western men in Pasadena
and they did hold me az II / had the
plague"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21

Political aIa:e>mAk!ng during hat
vest EeASHa fl q waste " time.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21

II tie Arabic had been ballastcd
with gold rather than humans would
she have left Liverpool without a
convoy Of protectors?
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21

See the "Diamond From the Sky" at
the Bismarck Theater. Matinee $3.50,
evening perforynan c 7:15.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21
SATURDAY, AUGUST 81. 1915


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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21
H sAcKsL1D-Rs.

Once upon our sins we brooded-
(sone OF us-we trust that You
did);
But, now Lent is quite concluded.
we have put our %broodings by;
Once again we lightly revel with the
world, the flesh, the devil,
Once again we find our level-which
WAS never very hight
Oh. o Eiolcts and Gracesl On,
yoa hats and gowns and laces!
Oh. you sweet and lovely faces!
Oh; you tresse' pulled and
Eyes are bright beneath their lashes.
Lie again with glory fashes!.
GONE the sack cloth, gone the ashes!
Oh you good old wicked
voEiG!I
Spring. the young and kind and ten
der. sheds upon US all her splen-
Nature is a glorious spender-why
not Join her in the show?
Therefore we're in gladdest raiment,
though the tailozs wait for pay"
Ment-
Where was ever human clay meant
to resist this vernal glow?
Love. with his cherubic troop hid.
finds the Lenten season stupid.
But when Spring comes-Oh, you
Cupid, how your pinions are un-
Easter!-what a welcome this is-Oh.
YOU cosy-corner Misses,
Oh, you laughter, love and kisses!
Oh, o good old wicked world!
Oh, you sinners, gaily calling with Z
cadence most cnthralling,
You have got us falling, falling from
our cold and high estate;
How our resolutions alter as we lay
aside our psalter,
How we halfway skip and falter In
our dim religious gait!
Oh. you primrose path invitingl Oh,
you sights our eyes delighting!
Oh. you gay old loving, fighting,
laughing life in which we're
Oh, you game Of many chances. cir
cumstances, and romances!
Oh, you tune that each one dancee-
Oh. you good old wicked world!
CHEERFUL G1vERs.
Mrs. Cantwell. - The junkmau
would not buy those things we sorted
out.
Cantwell.-Then let US be charit-
able, my dear. and give them to the
poor.
HER RULE.
Newcomer.-I suppose you first
ask a boarder what he is accustomed
to pay? 49, q.
Landlady (grimly and very point.
edly).-No; "when?"
IN EDEN.
The Serpent.-What's Adam 90
Rrouchy about today
The Ape.-Oh, he says that the
arrival Of woman means that all his
pans for universal peace have been
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21

Mostly love my fellow men,
But ! get weary now and then (.
81 all they do and all they say.
Their way of work, Of life, of play:
And On occasions such as that
HE me to my little fiat
And glover at the world. and swear
At everybody everywherei
In wrathful dreams I take 1 poke
At all my friends, my foes / choke:
The idle rich. the common host,
The good and bad alike I roast;
And when the slaughter Is complete
within my mind. why. life y,
sweet!
am not often taken thus,
But when ! amin murderousl
Mostly, l say, I love mankind,
Its funny ways l do not mind; j
But Just about two times q year, /,
II could see my pathway clear,
~ go and find some gloomy cave
Where could sit and rave and rayA
And have my fill Of angry fun,
Hooting loud boots at every onel
NOT UP TO HIM.
Tcacher.-Tell mel How do yosj
prove that the earth, is round3
Dull but Smart Pupil neyes
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21
LOCAL WEATHER BULLETIN.
Forecast:

For North Dakota: Generally fair
tonight and Saturday; not much
change In temperature.
OHItTg w. ROBERTS,
b Section Director.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-21

PARTNERSHIP.
Mr.. Lately Married.-But, dearest.
! thought we had planned to go to
the opera this evcning9A
Mrs. Dito.-Yes, love: but ! have
changed our mind.