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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-10-20
Dinner for HicLmond Guests.
IN AND OuT or TOWN.

Mrs Spencer Carter, Of Baltimore,
and Mrs. Alsernon Craven. of Green
WOOD. are guests OF their parents. Mr..
and Mrs Thomas Atkinson, on West
Franklin street.
Mr.. and Mrs. William H. White, Jr.
OF Norfolk, are in Richmond for a brief
stay with relatives.
AIRS. John |. Hess of Baltimore. is
the guest of Mrs. Stephen y. Rcveridge.
on Monument Avenue.
Miss Dolly Whaley. OF Norfolk. has
hecn spending several days in Rich
mond with friends.
Mrs w. :. Upshur Of this city. is
visiting Mrs. r. J. Lackcy, at her home
in Newport News.
Alfred =. Thorn and Key Compton.
of Baltimore. arc guests OF friends in
Richmond for short stay.
Richard Cardwell Taylor. OF this
city. has joined Mrs. Taylor i'm Harri-
sonbu-e. where she is visiting her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs w. y. Springcl
Mrs Fred 6. Boyce Jr.. of Ralti-
more. is visiting her parents. Mr.. and
Mrs Charles V. Meredith. here.
Miss Elizabeth Austin SPOTS has
returned TO Richmond. after spending
several months in Portsmouth
Miss Virginia Perkins. of Richmond,
is visiting Lieutenan; George Moore.
L. $. A. and Mrs. Moore. at Fortress
Monroe.
John S. Sublet has returned to the
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-10-20
"MOONSHINER" BROWNS
Loses Life Ina River While MnyInE
Illicit StiiI From HaIirnx
County l'Erm.

l.fNCHHURG. VA. October i9-w
IL Elliott, miidic-agcd farmer. lost
MS lite while attempting to pole :, boat
across the Staunton River in which
ne was moving 'moGnshinc' still
internal revenue men say that Elliott
mas been moving the still around much
after the fashion OF carrying a thrcsh-
ing machine from farm to farm.
me plant was recently operated
upon farm in Halifax County. where
Deputy Collector Wood. OF this city.
yesterday found six and "A half gallons
or liuuor on which no tax had been
p"id. The plant was being moved
across the river for another run when
Elliott was drowned.
y portion OF the OUTFIT was found in
the river and this led 10 the discovery
or the fact that the man had heen
drowned.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-10-20

TIN" Williams Memorial Circla cot
Kings barshtcrs will meet u 1890
o'clock this afternoon with Miss sue
Herring. ll3 North Fifth Street Dele
gates VIII be elected fOI tho Front
Royal convention. and all members are
urged To attend.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-10-20

sinia Division. Sons of Confedcrn; e
Veterans o: Virginia. was held in the
Opera House Tonight. DR.. j. Garnett
King, commander Of X. :. Chew Camp.
OF Frederick sburg. called the meeting
to order. Commander l.. W. Speed. of
Roanoke, was introduced by w. w.
old. Jr.. OF Norfolk. Senator { O'con-
nor Goolrick delivered the address of
welcome. response was ;AaGc ~ pr
T. = Hancock. of Norfolk W. X. Bran
don. of Little Rock Ark, copunnndcr-
in chief of the Sons OF Confederate Vet
Grams. delivered an address.
Sponsors and maids of lrnor w.r.
presented by Mr.. Lee ana tho rcaronse
was made by Captain Thomas q. ELAN.
OF Roanoke. There WAS an address by
Senator John Il. Saunders. of Saluda
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-10-20
A Foe to tuberculosis

The Journal Of the American Mcdi-
chi Association august 81, 1919, re-
viewing article ON s'Ihc Infiurncr
OF Calcium SaIts 0n Constitution md
Health" said, ''rhcy che HRthora)
report numbers VI concrete instances
in which patients gained I'm vitality
and energy nftrr f"kinE calcium"
Doctors agree that in tuberculosis
lowered vitality and lost energy must
be overcome.
One of the constituents OF Eckmnns
Alternative is calcium limc). In such
combination with other valuable IN
gradients ms 10 be easily nss'inila;ed
part. is due It's success in the treat
ment of tuberculosis-a service which
even some ethical practitioners .lavc
acknowledged to their patients Wo
make no wholesale claims 10" il. but
since IL contains no opi;,tcs. narcotic
or habit forming drugs. trial is safe.
sold by Tragic Drug Co. ami leading
druggists.
Eckman Laboratory, Philadelphia.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-10-20

The regular quarterly meeting Of the
BAPTIST Missionary Circle OF Rich
mond vii take place tomorrow after
noon AZ ! o'clock, NJ Grove Avenue
Baptist Church. Reports Will bc read
from the womcn's missionary societies
the young woman's auxi!iai!es and he
girls auN!!iaricS Of the various
churches. ANA announcements Will be
made OF the annu. contributions from
each socic:y for the House Of Iiapni-
ness. y spccia! feature Of the nlcctiug
WI! he the young peoples Wo"l; and
Il ialh viii be given by . delegate
from Grace Stree, Baptist Church. VINO
attended the Blue Ridge missionary
conference ut Black Mountain this sum
mcr y large attendance is desired
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-10-20
mice and FrcSh!'

urue-, Mrs. l.. J. Mcdowell. Mrs. J. r.
, Riddick. Miss lnogen Riddiclt. OF Rich
mond; Mrs. Charles Maphis. Cnarlottes-
VILE Mrs. william Perry. staunton:
Mrs. Charles Paul. Newso.n X. c.
Frank Mitchell. Beaver Fails Pa Dr.
and Mrs Haywood loft for :. wedding
journey 10 New England ana Canada
after which toy will make their home
in Raleigh.
shower for BriLr-:Icrt.
Invitations haze been issued by Miss
Thcma Curric for miscellaneous
shower to he given In honor Of Miss
Elizabeth Iicck. whose marriage TO
Robert Bluford viii take place OH DC
tOher &c. The entertainment will be
given on Friday afternoon from / TO .
O'Clock
iinhcn-M- DonouSh
y pretty weddin.; took place il the
cathcdrn! OF The sacred Heart yes
tcrday morning at !! o'clock. when
Miss Louise Ann McDououGh daughter
OF MIR. ana Mrs. J. \ McDonough. was
married 10 Joseph Bernard Bahen, son
Of the late MI and Mrs James Bahen.
The church WAS decorated in palms
ard flowers. The bride. who entered
with her father. wore a travelling suit
minss and hat ana gloves 10 match.
She carried :, shower bouquet OF or
chids AMI lilies Of tho valley. Miss
Madeline McDOuouch. in Il navy blue
crepe dc chine with fur .trinnming. and
lace hat. and CARRYING n bouquet of
yellow chrysanthcmums attended her
sister as maid Of honor
George ". Eppes, il. acted aa best
man and Maurice J. Sweeney and James
+. Burke Jr. we're ushcrs
\ pvcnuptial reception was rendered
the bridal par;y and members OF the
family AZ the no. o? the bride in
Hanover Avenue on Monday evening
After ,hc ceremony Mr. and Mrs.
Hahcn !ctt 70: tip :iorth.
In Frrhcrires burg.
Mrs. Jarncs Wcrth and Mrs Mel
VILE Van DorcM. OF Richmond. ,lau.n-
ters Of The late Commodore Matthew
MaurN. axe tn. guests Of their aunt.
Mrs. Charles Hrrndou. on Hanover
street. fredericksburg. They will be
10 mark the home OF the l,tc Commo-
dorc Maury.
Dinner for IiichmunL Guests.
\ stag dinner was given SATURDAY.
evening preceding the dance NJ the
Country Club. Norfolk, IL: honor OF the
Richmond tennis team. Covers were
laid for nine. and included: Mcssrs.
Erskinc Buford. John \. Coke Jr., An
drew Christian, Francis Johnson and
Dr.. Preston. OF Richmond, and Mcssrs
Frank Lewis. Hugh Whitehead, Holt
Page and Charles Grant OF Norfolk
The members of the Richmond team
have returned 10 the city. after spend
Ing the week END in Norfolk
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-10-20
GLASS IN HOSPITAL
Virginia Congressman Goes to Johns
Hopkins ns Result OF Nervous
breakdown.

lYNCHBURG. VA. October i9-Con-
Sressman Carter Glass. chairman of
the House Committee on banking and
currency. LEFT here today tor Johns
Hopkins hospital. Baltimore. for treat
ncnt He spent three days there last
week in the hands of the dIagnos ii clans
ana now returns for treatment. DIR. |.
r. barEer has assured MIR. Glass that
he has no functional trouble. but is
simply suffering from nervous break
down, due TO ovcrwork II is expected
that he Will quickly recover and he in
good condition for the ensuing Con-
Gicssional session.
Mr.. Glnss's eldest son, Powell l.. Glass
left to-day for Georgia, where he will
be married on Thursday
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-10-20
SOUTHAMPTON GRAND jury
i'ROB>:S TAX IRREGULARITIES
[Specinl ID rhe Tlnes- nisnrtch

SUFFOLK. VA, October 10 - The
grand Jury OF Southampton County Cir
cult Court WAS in session yesterday
investigating certain charges of ir-
reSularit!es in tax accounts where the
taxes collected were alleged to have
been in excess OF the legal amount.
Aoout - witnesses, who brought their
tax receipts, were examined. No blain
Is attached to the treasurer OF south
ampton County. The grand jury adj
journcd until November II, when Il
report will be made.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-10-20

The picturesque dress of The daudies
OF the Dircctoire period has s-rved as
the Inspiration for II Paris model Of
black ribbed silk cmbcllshcd with
black lynx
II is in the rcvcrs and collar that one
nnds the characteristic features The
FORMER are very wide and fall in soft
lines away from the neck. y band OF
fur Is used as the basic part Of the
double collar of the silk
Fcr% graceful Is the flariaE line OF
the coat. cut in irregular length and
finished with sc!f-bclt 'f:,- sleeves
are edged with IL shaped frll-cuff
headed ~: three cord tuckS
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1915-05-02
STROBE Is URGED
TO RUN FOR SENATE

Amherst. May 1.-The probability
is that former State Senator Aubrey
Z. Strobe will shortly enter the race
for the Democratic nomination for the
State Senate to represent the Nine
teenth, Senatorial District, which Is
composed of the counties of Amherst
and Nelson.
Hon Bland Massie, who at present
represents the district, will be can
didate for reelection.
Mr.. Strode's friends have been busy
for several weeks. and one OF them
said yesterday that already 500 sig.
natures have been secured to petit
tons calling upon Mr.. STROBE to con-
sent to enter the primary. In add
ton to this. some fifteen petitions are
still being circulated. and these are
expected to be in hand by SATURDAY.
1t is not definitely known yet
whether MIR Strobe will consent 10
become a candidate, but 1t is stated
that before the petitions were circu-
lated some weeks ago Mr.. Strobe con-
scented TO take the matter under seri-
Gus advisenent in case IL developed
that there was widespread demand
for him to make the run,
II IL stated the outstanding petitions
will show at least several hundred
additional names, and Mr. Strode's
friends thing this will be sufficient IN
ducement to him to permit his name
to go before the people for nom!na-
tion in the primary TO be held August
3rd
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1915-05-02
TO OPEN HEADQUARTERS
COMMITTEES on INFORMATION

f. Louisa. May Nv. c. II Maddox.
Of "Cedarcraft. will leave for Rich
moud within the next few days TO open
headquarters for the committee on
information and quarters of the Con-
In June Mrs Maddox AND little
daughter, Mary. will also leave short
ly to become the guests Of Mr.. Mad
doxs parents, Mr.. and Mrs. ID. X.
Weisiger. of Highland Lodge. Alton.
After visiting there for several weeks,
they will go to Richmond for the re-
union
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1915-05-02

FfemtGE S8FFtSF 0E WA NVUE@s
TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND. MAIN
STREET STATION.
N. B.-Foilowing schedule figures
published as information and not guar.
anteed:
500 A. M.-DaiIy local for Char.
iotte and Durham.
1880 A. M.-D.i.---Ldmitsd- all
points South
500 p. M--Except sunday-Locai
for KeysviiIe. Durham and interme-
date stations.
soc ? M.--Daily--For Danviile. At
iautP and Birmingham. with electric
iiRh' n drawinR-room siecping cars.
Il 40 p. M.--Daiiy--Limited-F all
DO Ats South. Pullman ready 600 p. NJ
YORK RIVER LINE
$40 p M.---Stsamer train {Partor
rar)-DaiIy local--To West Point.
connecting for Baltimore. daily except
Sunday.
T:s6 A. N.--Datly--Locai TO West
Point
TRAINS ARRIVE RICHMOND.
From the South: 7.o5 A. NJ. 500 A
M. 2:a6 p. M. and $3.50 r. H.. daily;
$40 A. NJ. except Sunday.
From West Point: 1:l0 A. H., 6:1s n
IL l. BISHOP. D. p. A.
ee7 East Main ST. Phons Mad. s7a
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1915-05-02
Must wear BRASS Buttons.

Washington, May Secretary OF
State Bryan has signed an order se-
curing the watchmen In his depart
ment to wear uniforms, probably with
brass buttons.
John Hay was satisfied to let these
State Department servitors garb them :
selves in civilian attire, and Elihu
Root, frequently denounced as q "plu-
tocrat," never thought of brass but
tons and uniform when he served at
the head of the State Department
The reason given for this innova-
ton is that the watchmen's uniforms
Will help visitors to recognize them.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1915-05-02
Stieff Player Piano

will make your home a great
deal happier-it will make the
home-ties stronger. Come in
and hear it. See how easy 1t is
TO play.
Listed below are a few of the
best Player-Piano music rolls
of the month. With a Player
Piano you can play them all
and others. too.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1915-05-02
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

Premier Carrier Of the NOuNM.
TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND. NAL
STREET STATION.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1915-05-02
CHANGE IN SCHEDULE.
Che.ap~ake and Ohio Railway

Under new schedule. effective sun
day, May 2, local train will leave Rich.
mond 1900 p. NJ. daily except Sunday.
for Clifton Forge. carrying parlor car:
this train arriving Richmond 1850 F. NJ i.
daily except Sunday.
Local train leaving Richmond 500
A NJ will operate daily to Charlottes-
willie, and daily except Sunday to
Thurmond, instead of to Clifton Forge
only.
Train leaving Richmond l2.00 nooL
for Newport News, Norfolk and Old
Point, and train arriving Richmond
2:45 p. NJ from those points, will be
made daily instead of daily except sun
day. No further changes.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1915-05-02
nrAUN1,oN DRUGGISTS OBEY


Staunton, May Fired S, Ho-
hack. deputy collector Of internal rev.
1nue, of Roanoke. Virginia, was in
Ntaunton yesterday checking UP the
local druggists IN their relation to
che Harrison drug act. which became
ncfective March the first
Amer inspecting the prescription
Mes OF every pharmacist in the city,
nfr. Hoback stated TO B. r Hughes,
whose store was the last on his Wis
Ming list, that he had found Staun-
&cn one OF the cleanest cities in the
state and was highly gratified with
me result of his Investigation,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1915-05-02
Norfolk & Western Railway
only ALL-RAIL LINE TO NORFOLK

ONLY ALL-RAIL LINE TO NORFOLK
Schedule in effect April ., 1915.
Leave Byrd Street Station. Richmond.
FOR NORFOLK, $500 A. NJ, $500 p. NJ,
1900 p. NJ.
FOR LYNCHBURG AND THE WEST:
ss:15 A. NJ. $3.50 A M. $500 P. M.
1870 p NJ.
Arrive Richmond from Norfolk: al 40
A. NJ, s6:3s p, NJ. sl1:30 P. NJ. From
the West; $3.50 A. NJ. t210 p, NJ. +1:4o
p. M. 'e:17 p. NJ. 1900 p. NJ
sDaily. tDaily lex. Sunday. tSunday.
w. b BEylLL w. C. SAUNDERS,
p. T, NJ. Roanoke. g. P. A. Roanoke
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1915-05-02
sEABoARD AIN LINE RAILWAY.

rae Progressive Hallway OF she south.
South-bound train scheduled to leave
Richmond daily. 800 A. NJ, local to
Eoriina: 1:20 p. NJ. sieepers and
COG ches, Atlanta, Birmingham, Jack.
sonville; 1870 p. NJ. sleeper to Hamlet
and coaches to Atlanta and BRming.
ham; l2:45 A. NJ, sleepers. Atlanta.
Birmingham, Memphis. Jacksonville.
Tampa, and coaches Jacksonville.
North bound trains scheduled to ar.
rive I'm Richmond daily: 5:sS A. NJ.
Sis A. NJ, s :o5 p. NJ. 5.45 NJ Local
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1915-05-02
SCHEDULES.
CHESAPEAKE & OHIO RY

Gin Lsville e. West 1900 p. 't1:o0 p.
Main Line Local IS a, f2p t5:i5 p
James River Line 1000 a. 1876 p
n News, MIX, Old PIT. 's a., '1z m, - p
Newport News Local '7:15 a. $500 p
Trains arrive from MIX. s11:30 a.
"2.45 p. $3.50 p, N. News. 1855 a. IS p
From West $500 a. '3:40 p, 1855 a.
l:30p.. '7:2op. Jas. Riv. tS;35a., 'T:15p.
aDaily. Except Sunday.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1915-05-02
RICHMOND AND CnEsarEAwR nav
RAILWAY COMPANY

Schedule effective January z. 1919.
superseding schedule OF April ii. 1914
Schedule subject TO change withou,
notice.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1915-05-02

BCarrfes baggage. ssSundays only.
sDaiiy except Sunday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
TO KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE
Evidently Mr.. Jimso Was to Get a
Plentiful Quantity of Fresh
Air That Night.

Mr.. Jimso was in the habit of at
tending meetings which often de-
tanned him after the usual hour of re-
tirement. One night he was exceed
ingly late, and his wife, after fretting
herself into a temper, went to bed,
determined to give her husband a
lesson. When she had been upstairs
about ten minutes she heard knock,
so, putting her head out Of the win.
dow, she inquired:
SIS that you, Tom?"
"Yes, Kate; come and open the
door," was the answer.
"What has kept you out so late?"
asked his wife.
"We have been discussing the real
benefits Of fresh air." answered he.
well" returned his better half,
you can lecture tomorrow night from
experience and down went the win
dow with bang.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
Tells Fish Story.

Henry Weller tells one on Tobe Bon
ner popular clerk at the courthouse
who is running for the board of rev.
enue.
while on a fishing trip on Turkey
creek with Mr.. Bonner" said Mr.. Wei
Ter, 81 was not having any luck, so
kept moving up stream in an effort
to land something, when, to my sur
prise, Bonner called out to me to come
and look at the long string of sar'
dimes he had caught. | Immediately
went to see this marvel of marvels--
sardines from Turkey creek.
when | got down to where "the
proud lobe stood holding his string
of fish in one hand and his pole bob
bling up and down in the other, what
should see but the very selfsame
spot tails that had been moving up
stream all day to avoid. Still Mr.. Bon
ner continues to boast of his string
of sardines. "-Birmingham Age-Her-
aid.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
A Real Sport.

"Them city fellers is pretty slick,
but they can't fool me-" said Hiram
Waybacker.
"They couldn't interest you in any
Of their skin games, eh?"
81 should say not Two O. them Of
fered ter show me tn only German
submarine in captivity. Haw! Haw!"
And what did you say to that?"
Il told 'em ter git out tn shells
an the pea, an I'd make one guess
jest ter keep EN- from bein' lone
some"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
Dlsenchantina.

A party of young men and women,
members of a sketching club, were
motoring along a country road. Just
within the fence on the left grew in
Vulnerable graceful stalks, each bear
ing globes of pale green that shaded
into gray and purple.
How enchanting!" exclaimed one
young woman.
dc tell u.s." said another young
woman, equally enthusiastic to gar
dener standing near, what those beau
oo-tiful things are"
"Them? Them's onions gone to
seed. New York Times.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
Something Like Foundries.

what air them kitchenettes | hear
tell of in the cities?" asked Deacon
Hyperboe Medders, the somewhat
honest agriculturist.
They're the places, Uncle Hy," ex-
planned Epson Downs, his city
nephew, Gin which are nodded or cast
or somehow produced a fiat dweller's
daily round of mealettes. Judge.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
CARVING Them Out,

Youth with tie of the Stars and
Stripes)-I sent you some suggestions
telling you how to make your paper
more interesting. Have you carried
out any of my ideas2
Editor-Did you meet the office boy
with the wastepaper basket as you
came upstairs?
Youth-Yes, yes, did.
Editor-Well, he was carrying out
your ideas.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
NEGLECT YOUR SCALP
And Lose Your Hair. cutlcura Pre-
vents It. Trial Free.

Cuticura Soap shampoos cleanse
and purify the scalp of dandruff while
the Ointment soothes and heals the
irritated scalp skin. Dandruff and
itching are hair destroyers. Get ac-
quainted with these supercreamy emol-
lients for tho skin and scalp.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
Not Warlike.

Would you go to war If your coun-
try called you, Mr.. Jobbles?"
az might, and then again might
not"
What do you mean by that?"
IF the first call sounded like a
mere invitation, l would wait to be
sufficiently urged"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17

Niece do think you are clever,
aunt, to be able to argue with the
professor about sociology.
Aunt-Ive only been concealing my
ignorance, dear.
Professor Bilks (gallantly)-Oh, no,
Miss Knowles. Quite the contrary,
assure you.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
inconsistency.

Mrs. Bacon-He's a very inconsis-
tent man.
Mrs. Egbert-Indeed?
"Yes; why, he tried to break his
boy of being left-handed and he
could only punish the little fellow
with his left hand"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
Perfectly at Home.

Are the summer boarders making
themselves at homer"
yep" replied Farmer Corntossel;
they sit down to the table and kick
about the food same as If they was
among their own relations"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
Worse Vet.

you're a lucky man. said Jones
to his bachelor friend Sweeney. you
don't have to buy shoes for wife
and two kids"
NO." replied Sweeney, but | have
to buy shoes for Fearless Six"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
Naturally.

what day was / &c had that ter
rible rainstOrm?"
II don't remember the date, but it
was the day l first wore my Palm
Beach suit"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
Cold Proposition.

Hubb-Meet any icebergs, coming
over on the steamer?
Gotham-Well, yes; l was intro
duced to a girl from Boston.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
Aoproprlately Named.

"Why do you call the baby Bill"
He was born on the first of the
month. From the Buffalo Express.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17

But IL man is foolish and doesn't
know 1t, it's a sign that he has no
wife to instruct him.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
Where the Vacuum Wa,

Where the Vacuum Was.
Bill-He's got new idea for vac
uum cleaner.
Iill-Where'd he get It?
"Out of his head"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17
Accounting for It.

what flow of spirits your friend
has!"
mo wonder. He's in the liquor
business"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1915-09-17

Better a song in the heart than two
in the fiat upstairs.