The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1915-12-01
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Sdlul WuL SI Hall dI AlIlulS, IOISy.
Jim macmillan en- will mergil axed
me ter go long with them on ther
trane but seez ther gain which tina
is playin. tina wants me ter give
tha whoal Nv my letar ter ritin bout
kanady en- lesly en- sez no my bois
i kennot go with you i is engaged
ter go with mix stoan an bill grean,
en- his boi which sais smart sains
fur his paper in err ordermorebill
thru ther kuntry. 1 sez it gives me
indergestun ter git up ct 5 erclock
en- ride on trane to fetball gain,
en- sez it is mutch more dignifide
ter go by ordermorebill-we started
alwright too but we Incident bin
started long til seez thet we will
nevar git ther becoz that air mix
stoan tells too menny lize.
vel, we dint sea nuthin which he
hednt beat it. ihears a gun shute
EN- i sez that souns lack sum felar
hez shot q rabat, en- mix sez no,
thet gun scuns Jest like mine wunst
when carride mi paw ter huntin
en- kit 2 bar jus behine ther hous
wher mrs gait lives in wythvul. En-
i sez it is quite a butiful day en- he
sez he hez sean a great menny pur-
tier wuns fur thanksgivin, en- fac he
ez it is poar day; we passes
yung man on a fine hoss en- sez
thet is fine hoss it shud be at the
kounty fare en- he sez my fother hez
er mounting full of betar hosses then
thet. en- sez heez ther air vile
tuckeys neer mottins mil en- he sez
the mo-est vile tuckeys which he hez
kilt in wun da is II but he sez he
will not Kill a hen only 2 year ole
goblers. then chaing the subjec
en- sais, which doc, thet it seams
ter mea that jon morganfelar hez
moar mummy then ernuf, en- stoan
sez he doesn't kno, thet it is er
eazy thing ter maik a milyun dollars,
thet he hez thort Nv doin so wunst
er twixt his own sef en- jest then ez
i spected, the ordermorebill hit
stopt. wei stoan sez he hez sean
no ordermorebill which he cant fix,
en- out he gumps en- goze down en-
feals its pults en- then looks in its
throte, en- turns it roun sevril limbs
til finerly he sez its kile is busted.
en- sez what are kile, en- he sez it
is sumpin moar then er perdercltus
in er man, ez man kin run Wltout
a perdercitus but ordermoreblll
must hev a kile, so we phoans up ther
rode en- hear Gums a felar IN lltal
ole kar which he cauls a fode, en-
we sez you kennot carrie this hear
croud in thet lital thing EN- he sez
aul git in which kan, en- the balants
git on the cuplin poal benin which
we did en- fore knode it we is back
ct hoam, wifi lizzie gone, en- no dlnar.
stoan axed me ter eet wifi him sam
he he'd sum ham but knoze it is a
taitel, en- goze on hoam.
vel, in the evenin whin aul the
foaks is full of dinar stoan drives
doun ter mi hous en- seq we is goner
sea featball gain, git in en- les go
ter duwest en- sez is ther a gain
up tElear en- he sez yes thear is a
felar which lives out beyond Donnels
which hez whoal lot of bois which
is naimed Horn en- tina calls them
horners en- he hez cum down en-
chalingt ther colag of duwest fur a
gain en- tina hev took him up. wei,
we goze up en- finds most ov therr
prominint foaks of the town en- aul
the big bizness housas ripreslnted
at the gain. thear wuz bradlie reas
which lives tributary to greanvul
streat, j heerd EN- sa, en- ther wuz
mr.. henry which keaps books fur
mr.. Filsun, en- thear Wuz viii white,
which is one of ther white bois, en-
ther il humming grean, en- ther is
frnk niculs whitch is ther cashur Nv
the peaplus bank, in fac ther wuz
mr.. starks dartar, ripersintin her
fother, which wuz ct hoam waltln
on a lode ov mules, en- doctar hills
darter to. In fax ez .sed moast
NV the prominint peapul en- biznus
men Nv abvul wuz thea ripersinted,
cept bi now en- pa laitar Kar, whitch
he'd tuck hin son Sun ter hunt hlck-
erie nuts fur ther day, en- i-wuz
thear misealf.
wei, ole man Horns bois Civ EN-
run fur ther money. ole man horn
he'd EN- vel framed, out ther colig
bois did very vel. tina is like crimp-
sum colag. tina keaps doctar to
atind to ther bois, en- he seams ter
hev his bois vel doctared. his naim
is moffix. he is sum older man then
DIR. rigs, which duz the doctarn at
crimpsum, en- he seams ter be sum
pin Nv kuntrie doctar, ez he hez
no ordermorebill. while the gain
wuz goan on seez a boi with sum
blud on his knoas, en- al at wunst
seaz a man drive up in bugie. ne
hez on his suns hat, en- is drivin his
bois ponie, which shoes he grabs the
fust thing handle an cum in hur-
rie, but when he gifts thear the
knoas hez stopt bleadi en- sez to
stoan, who is that man which jest
cum doun, en- he sez that is ther
doctar Wv the uskums, which is the
naim Nv thear colig. stoan sez if
he wuz a colag doctar he wud ware
a long tale cote ell baever hat en-
carrie a grip big ez Jon 7 Briant's
of Levallan full Nv doctar tules.
when wuz ct crimpsum seaz
tha hev the telegram wires runned
out to ther gain, en- ther eaditour
NV tier paiper wuz thaar ritin the
gain up ez it wuz plaid en- sendin it,
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