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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
HARD ON CHILDREN
When Teacher Has Coffee Habit.

BEST is best, and best will ever
live" When a person feels this way
about Postum they are glad to give
testimony for the benefit of others.
A school teacher down in Miss. says.
Il had been a coffee drinker since my
childhood, and the last few years it
had injured me seriously.
'One cup of coffee taken at break
fast would cause me to become SO
nervous that / could scarcely go
through with the days duties. and this
nervousness was often accompanied
by deep depression of spirits and heart
palpitation.
4 am a teacher by profession. and
when under the influence Of coffee had
to struggle against crossness when In
the school room.
when talking this over with my
physician, he suggested that l try
Postum, so purchased a package and
made it carefully according to direc-
tions; found it excellent Of favour,
and nourishing.
In a short time noticed very graft
flying effects. My nervousness disap
peared. was not irritated by my pu-
pills, life seemed full of sunshine, and
my heart troubled me no longer.
81 attribute my change in health and
spirits to Postum alone.
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
Creek. Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum CereaI-the original form
must be well boiled. 15c and Csc pack
ages.
Instant Postum-a soluble powder
dissolves quickly in a cup Of hot wa
ter. and. with cream and sugar. makes
q delicious beverage instantly. 30t
and SOC tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
there's . Reason" for Postum.
-sold By Grocers
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
CAL0MEL S|CKENS! Il SALIVATES!
DON'T STAY BILIOUS, C0NST|PATED
Guarantee "Dcdsons Liver Tone" Will Give You the Best Liver
and Bowel Cleansing You Ever HadDont Lose Days Work.

Calomel makes you sick: you lose a
days work. Calomel is quicksilver
and 1t salivates; calomel Injuries your
liver.
II you are bilious. feel lazy, sluggish
and all knocked out, II your bowels
are constipated and your head aches
or stomach is sour. just take a spoon
full Of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone
instead of using sickening. salivating
calomel. Dodson's Liver Tone Is real
liver medicine. You'll know it next
morning because you will wake up
feeling fine, your liver will be work
ing. your headache and dizziness gone.
your stomach will be sweet and your
bowels regular. You will feel like
working. You'll be cheerful; full OF
vigor and ambition.
Your druggist or dealer sells you a
60-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

under my personal guarantee that II
will clean your sluggish liver better
than nasty calomel; it won't make you
sick and you can eat anything you
want without being salivated. Your
druggist guarantees that each spoonful
will start your liver, clean your bowels
and straighten you up by morning or
you can have your money back. Chill
dren gladly take Dodson's Liver Tone
because it is pleasant tasting and
doesn't grippe or cramp or make them
sick.
I am selling millions Of bottles OF
Dodson's Liver Tone to people who
have found that this pleasant, vege.
table. liver medicine takes the place
Of dangerous calomel. Buy one bottle
on my sound, reliable guarantee. Ask
your druggist or storekeeper about me.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
FIND PYGkY RELICS
Scientists Unearth Queer Bones
in California.
Skulls Suggest Existence Either OF Lit
tie People or Strange Indian o.
misunderstanding Cooking
Utensils Also Found.

Los Angeles.-Revealing either Q
race of hitherto unknown pygmies, or
the ostracizing of the unfit by the
aborigines of the Pacific coast, 80
strange malformed skulls and other
interesting remains have been dug up
near here by De Moss Bowers and
Charles T. Brown, amateur archeolo-
gists.
Whether the relics are of pygmies
or a primitive form of eugenics Is
question l can't answer" said Mr..
Bowers. THE skulls are by far the
smallest that l have encountered in
30 years Of excavating for Indian re-
mains in California. The malforma-
ton of the skulls may be highly sig-
nificant.
Though / can't answer whether
these were the skulls of the unit. the
morally depraved, who had been os-
TRACKED, or those of pygmies, ! can
answer another question. 1t Is that
these are the skulls Of fully grown
men and women. The maturity OF
the teeth shows this.
In the grave we found ollas or
cooking bowls of steatite. serpentine
bowls, and knives of ebert. affixed to
redwood handles by asphaltum. Now
steatite is found only on Santa Cata-
lima island, while no deposits OF SER
pentine are known outside OF San
Luis Obispo county,
Evidently these pygmies traded
with the Channel and so-called Mis-
sion Indians. Bones from the head OF
a whale. painted red on the inside.
were used as the head and footstone
of the burial cairn, though the burial
place is nearly 100 miles from the
sea.
"A mystifying find in the cairn was
a baked clay bowl. The Indians OF
Arizona and New Mexico knew how
to bake clay, but those CT California
so far as we know. did not. 1t might
be that we have here a strange iso
lated tribe that is related to others OF
which we know nothing.
Copper vessels of Spanish work
manship were also found in the grave
along with Venetian blue beads and
stone and shell beads. This liking fol
ornaments shows that the tribe wat
not depraved below the esthetic level
Some shell ornaments were also
found Of a boring so minute that II
suggests that these pygmies were
artificers of no mean ability. Fin'
specimens of fishhooks were also dus
up, together with the ear ornament
of shells"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

Count Okuma mas q WOODEN leg anu
some of his political opponents have
raised the cry that by all the ancient
rules and regulations no such de-
formed person may take part in the
coronation.
Modern Japan simply laughs.
II might be mentioned. however.
that the practical count recently pro-
ceeded to Kioto and convinced him.
self by actual trial that he is spry
enough to get up the old-fashioned
steps OF the throne and down again
without "spilling the BEANS" or what
ever is the Japanese equivalent.
In the evening will take place the
principal religious rite. The emperor
will offer rice and black-and-white
wine to the spirits Of his ancestors
in the Yukiden and the Sukiden. two
small ancient shrines.
The ceremony takes all night and
before it the emperor again under
goes formal publication. This Kaijo-
sal, or sacrificial rite is the highest
ceremony in the Japanese religion.
The Japanese. however. do not feel
any awe as surrounding Kaijo-sai. it
is simply an act of filial communing
with the departed. sort Of Thanks
giving dinner with the dead as well
as the living gathered together.
Sacred Dance a Feature.
There are many other interesting
ceremonies and observances connect
ed with the coronation and these last
many days. Western vaudeville stages
will probably see this winter some
gross caricatures of the sacred dance
which will be performed by five young
women of the highest rank at great
banquet before $500 diners. This Is
the ''five-fold Dance" and the story
of how it originated is known to every
Japanese boy and girl.
The Emperor Temmu was strum
ming the Koto, an ancient Tyre with
FIVE strings, when five heavenly muses.
appeared in the clouds and executed
some celestial steps to his measures
| In the course of the dance the muses.
turned the sleeves of their kimonos
| five times, which is considered mira
| Gle of grace among the Japanese.
Temmu carefully memorized the
dance and taught it to the ladies Of
his court. 1t has been danced al
every coronation since through TWEEN
ty-four centuries.
| The girls who will dance are none
of them over twenty-three years old
IL one of them entered New Yorl
drawing room she would probably b.
perfectly at ease, for all the dancers
are daughters Of the highest peer
in Japan. who are carefully educated
according to both western and Japa
nese standards and probably speal
English fiuently.
The concluding acts Of the corona
ton will be Journeys by the empero
and the high priests to the nationa
shrine to worship Jimmu, and the
to the graves of the four emperors i'm
mediately preceding Yoshihito.
Besides the ceremonies at KiotC
there will be observances and hol
days in every town and village @
Japan. The schoolchildren will sin
a song to which the committee of tn
board Of education has awarded tn
prize out Of $500 sent in as compel
tors. Even in Hawaii, the ninet
thousand Japanese there will sho'
their regard for the emperor. The
have subscribed for a bronze con
memorative fountain, but this instea
of being sent back to Japan will b
set up in Honolulu.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
MAKE MUDHOLES FOR LIVING
Mjssourians Cultivate Traps for Auto
lists, 10 Charged BY Highway
Commissioner.

Jefferson City. Mo.-That mudholes
in the road are carefully nurtured in
many communities in Missouri by per-
song who find it profitable to pull auto
mobiles out Of them when they get
stuck is charged by State Highway
Commissioner Buffum Is road Dull
letin.
The issuance of this bulletin fol-
lowed the action Of Galloway county
farmer who refused to pull the auto
mobile of Mrs. James Houchin out OF
a creek bed until she gave him SIS.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
LOSES ITS LAST BIG HERD
South Dakota's Largest Cattle Com
panies Are Obliged to Move On
to Montana.

Scotland, s. D.-The last of the big
cattle companies to leave the state Is
the Matador company. one Of the larg-
est raisers of cattle and horses in the
world. It is owned by a company OF
Scotch and English capitalists.
For many years the company has
held leases on land in the Cheyenne
and Standing Rock reservations The
incoming of settlers has 80 reduced
the grazing grounds that the company
is moving to Harlem. Mont.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
TOUCHES OF ECZEMA
Al Once Relieved by cutIeura Quite
Easily. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify. the
Ointment to soothe and heal. Nothing
better than these fragrant super
creamy emollients for all troubles az
fecting the skin. scalp. hair and hands.
They mean a clear skin. clean scalp.
good hair and soft, white hands.
Sample each free by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
PROVE what Sw.mp-Root win Do For You
Aia Good Points.

How In the world do you manage
to stand for that fellow Thompson
"Oh, believe me, he has a lot OF
things one can find to like about him..
He has? What. for instance?'
well, a fine automobile. big yacht
and a country place with seven spare
bedrooms
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
WHY Do the Girls Do Il?

WHY ~ kIC ~ 80
"Why do only very pretty girls wear
their hair in knots over their ears!'
asked jenkins.
Because fur earmuffs cost money
in these war days." ventured Judkins.
They wouldn't, probably, II they
knew constant covering up the ears
tends to deafness, besides being I'M
sanitary" said the doctor. THE ears
require air as well as the face
"Pshaw." returned Jenkins. they
cover their ears because they don't
wish to hear all the pretty things said
about them"
Jenkins, you don't know a thing
about human nature, as exemplified In
the pretty GIRL" retorted the doctor.
And they all laughed.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
Unexpected Reply.

The teacher had been giving q long
lecture on the need of good educa-
ton, and, wishing to know IL 1t was
making a good impression on her pu-
pills. she asked: What is the best
thing to take through life with you"
You can imagine how pleased she
was when her favorite pupil. who was
usually rather dreamy, quickly raised
his hand. We'll, John, I'm glad to see
that you've been paying attention.
You may tell US"
She was much dismayed when he
innocently answered: "A good girl
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
Mario Washing Stick

This 10 something new 20 housewives-
something they have wanted ell their lives.
but never could get before. II makes II pos
sible = do the heaviest. hardest wsshing n
less than oue-hah the time 10 took BY OLD
methods, and IL eliminates d uebng and mus
cular effort No washing machine II needed
Nothing but tn. simple little preparation.
which u absolutely harmless b IL taest ssenee-
white, colored or wooden. 1t makes the
hardest task OF the week . pleasant pastime-
. delightful occupation You will be de
lighted 1t the clean, spotless, snow white
clothes that come out Of the rinsins water /.
and all without ~ effort on your part The
Magic Washing Stick dses 4 sn-end remen her
without injury 70 the most delicate goods.
colored or white, woolens. blankets. lace cur
tains, etc. Contains DO acids, no alksites, no
poisonous ingredients TO make IT. use dan
gerous 3 vashiags IS esats
Sold By all Druggists ana orocers every
where. II yours doesn't handle IL, show him
this ad-he'll get It for you. Or send &c u
clamps 70 aicxAaeS %. shsrnsa lens
Astaasas olssFibsiesS
auuxfn.Mnaaa eao CO ttus eseA. stsasss-Adv
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

and you will be astonished to find how
quickly the healing resinol medice
ton soothes and cleanses the pores.
removes pimples and blackheads. ana
leaves the complexion clear and vel
vety.
Resinol ointment and resinol soap
stop itching instantly and specify
heal skin humors, sores. burns. wounds
and chafing. Sold by all druggists.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
MAKES SQUIRRELS DO WORN
ingenious Georgia Barber Uses Pair
to Turn His coIored Barber
Sign.

Gainesville, Ga.-John d. Kesler.
popular barber of this city, 10 believed
to be the first man to put squirrels to
work.
The little animals keep the cylinder
turning almost - continuously -
motor and the irregularity Of the
movement attracts greater attention.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
Choice Of Hostelries.

What is the best hotel?" the new
conner inquired.
THE one down the street" replied
the native. refiectively, has the best
dining room for dancing. But the one
around the corner has the best roof
garden and skating rink. And-oh,
yes. / nearly forgot, there's an old
fashioned tavern up three or four
blocks where you might get some
thing to eat"-Judge.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
EARWIG PEST HERE AGAIN
Found In seattie-May Have Come on
Roses From Europe-Is Second
Appearance.

Seattle.CThe European earwig has
been discovered in rose gardens In
widely separated portions of Seattle.
Trevor Kincaid. entomologist of the
University of Washington. says It may
become . pest. lie thinks II found its
say here on rose bushes from Europe.
This 10 the second appearance Of
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
the earwig in the United States Last
year it was reported near Baltimore.
An Exclusive Party.
.n.s puv,vs.ar- .aA~-

Seattle. Wardall. who was
born in England one hundred years
ago. held a public reception on Hia-
watha play field in commemoration OF
his completion OF a century of life
The reception was attended only by
persons who had passed the age of
eighty. This Limitation excluded
Wardalrs son Alonzo. who IL only
seventy.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

Father" said the young man 70
mis- sire from back in the country, !
wish you wouldn't eat with your
knife"
well, you don't want me to eat
with my fingers like a savage. DO
you?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
s.nd v,e,ds Iona Lost Ring.

Atlantic City, N. Lost In tho
beach sand at Tennessee avenue 16
wears ago a valuable ring mounted
with a Masonic emblem. the property
of C.. A. Willis of Columbia, s. c.. has
been recovered by Frank Moore. q
beach miner"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

BREAD WITHOUT SALT IS TASTeLESS
A medicine chest without Magic Ar
MICA Liniment is useless. Best Of all
liniments for sprains, swellings,
bruises, rheumatism and neuralgia.
Three sizes. Csc, SOC and $1.00.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

|Pinkham'0 Vege~
BILE Compound they
would enjoy better
health. ] suffered
from 0 female trou-
bic, and the doctors
decided / had .
humorous grow tn
and would have to
be operated upon.
but / refused a. ! do
mot believe in opera
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

very gently. Let this
stay on ten minutes,
and wash on with
resinol soap ana
more hot water. nm
ishing with q dash OF
cold water to close
the pores. Do this
once mr. twice a day.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

Rejoicing Of Original Submarine.
The whale chuckled.
AT least there is no controversy
about who invented me-" 1t cried.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
A HINT TO WISE WOMEN.

Don't suffer torture when all female
troubles will vanish in thin air after using
"Femenina" Price soc and 81 .oo.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
Fond Epithets.

my STAR" cried the capitalist.
My angel" cried the actress
Baltimore American.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

The Idea!
Would you forgive me IL l kissed
you?"
How can tell Beforehand
Judge.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
DON'T sNIFFLE!

You can rid yourself of that cold in
the head by taking Laxative Quinidine
Tablets. Price 25c. Also used IN
cases Of La Grippe and for severe
headaches. Remember that.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

The tall man is occasionally shor'
on intellect.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
Mean Of Her.

What was Mrs. Brown talking
about today, dear?"
About all the time, guess. judg-
ing from the noise"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

In this age living within ones
means is termed existence.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

Always use Red Cross Ball Blue. Delights
the laundress. At all good grocers. Adv
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

Don't let the badness Of your neigh
bors worry you; they might do worse.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

suitine the Occasion.
81 dreamed yesterday that / was
riding a wild horse"
Must have been a night mare
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

ON FIRST SYMPTOMS
use "Renovine" and be cured. Do not
wait until the heart organ is beyond
repair. "Renovine" IL the heart and
nerve tonic. Price soc and $1.00.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
WOMAN REFUSES
OPERATION
Tells How She Was Saved
by Taking Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable
Compound.

Louisville, Ky-"I think Il more sd.
fering women would take Lydia =
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
REGULAR BoarderS,

Hixon Il understand your wife
comes of a very old family?
Dixon-Yes: also very numerous.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12
Whenever You Need Q General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as Cen
eral Tonic because it contains the we'll
known tonic properties Of QUININE and
IRON Il acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. 50 cents Adv
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

All news isn't as black as 1t is
printed.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

We often feel sorry for the rich.
There is Rockefeller. for instance; he
once had as much hair as anybody.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-11-12

and Bronchitis

Can Be Greatly Relieved BY the New
External Vapor Treatment.
Don't take internal medicines or habit
forming drugs for these troubles. vick's
"vap-O- Rub" Salve is applied externally
and relieves by inhalation as vapor ar
by absorption through tie skin. For
Asthma and Hay Fever, melt little vick's
in spoon and inhale the vapors. also rub
well over the spinal column to relax the
nervous tension. 25c, 50c, or $1.00.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-05

it following the successful elimina- ton of German interests from that part of the world. It has the moral support in the action which 1t has taken of one or more of the powers, but how much more it can look for with troubles as they are at present must be a serious question for China.
 It was a diplomatic statement of Japans ambassador when he declared in response to the action of China that he believed ''it would be a disappoint- ment' to his government. It could of course have been worse. but it is a question whether it was a surprise in view of the stand which China has consistently maintained and in view of the insistence of other nations that the policy of the open door must be respected there.
 Japan is losing no time in pressing it's demands. It realizes the necessity of obtaining it's object, while the others have their hands full with graver matters nearer home, but it cannot fail to appreciate the danger of overdoing it's temporary advan- tage. It cannot overlook the wisdom of keeping within the bounds of rea- son and away from future trouble of greater magnitude.
Norwich bulletin., 1915-05-05
RECKLESS AUTO DRIVING.

Reckless driving of automobiles has for a long time maintained a large and appalling death rate. From the re- ports there does not appear to be any diminution either in the number of killed and injured or in the danger ous manner in which motor cars are driven and highways used.
 Invariably connected with the fatal ending or the serious injuries is the charge of recklessness and a disre- gard both for the safety of the guilty driver, his companions or the person who happens to be struck. Such char acterized the Stamford and SufieId cases on Sunday in the first of which several were injured and the driver arrested for reckless driving, and in he latter pedestrian was struck and eft dying by the roadside and the 1river known for Q long time as one Df the most reckless drivers in this part of the county is awaiting trial Under the charge of nanslaughter.
 These are typical cases not only in Connecticut, but throughout the coun- Try. There is an insane desire for peed which has not been curbed and Ikilful as a driver may be, such a course is bound to result in just what ias happened in these instances. The most unfortunate part of such condi- ions is that a movement sufficiently determined has not been waged which you'd bring such culprits to the bar If justice each and every time they Tiolated the law without waiting un- il someone was killed or possibly in nred for life. Too much Ieniency pre- fails in regard to such cases and the nore freedom they are given the reater danger do they become to themselves and others. There have Ieen lessons enough from such acci- tents if they were going to teach any, hing and what is needed is the i'm Josition of sentences which will give hem something to think about.