The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1915-09-09
Tales of the Town

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If we can't handle the Mexican stu
alton we don't want to try to whip
Germany.
The motorcycle would be more pop
ular if someone would invent one with
soft alto voice.
While it is no disgrace to be poor
it is mighty inconvenient when it
comes to making change.
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Other mems wives aren't always
asking for money; and other womens
husbands have better jobs.
The Eastman Kodak Company has
been declared monopoly. They were
long time making the exposure.
paw" asked an Emmett bay,
weren't table manners invented by
some Teller with poor appetite ?"
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An Emmett woman who went to
Boise with $25 came home with pair
of brown hose for her loving husband.
All some people think of is physic.
This writer had headache the other
day and million people told him he
needed physic.
There is this much Socialism in all
Of us: When the other fellow has
more than we have we are in for an
equal division all around. When we
have the most we want to keep all of
it.
The cute little caps which the girls
are wearing are exact counterparts {
of the old-fashioned covering for
well known household implement used
before the introduction of bathrooms.
Mamma" said 4-year-old Margie, ;
who had been assigned the task of
rocking the cradle containing her baby
brother, "if the angels have any more 5
kids to give away, don't you take EN-"
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"Matrimony is the greatest crime '
killer" declared Chautauqua ora !
tor at Columbia "You don't know [
how many of you men might have 7
been criminals if some good woman
had not been looking after you all the
lime" q
A young 3-year-old recently attend il
I'd dinner party for several chill il
lren. After eating an unusual &
amount of fried chicken himself, he o
,egan collecting the 'leavings" from q
'veryone else's plate, saying: "Fm s.
aving the bones for my dog" 81
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An old lady who had not been tt
round very much, went to a church fl
ocial lately, and as she entered the ir
DOM one of the attendants said: W
Good evening, auntie. | am glad tc
'ou came. We are going to have tab Sc
eaux this evening"" eyes, know" OIL
eplied the old lady; 81 smelt 'em al
,hen | first came in" ~
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The best monument man can have
D his memory is friends who feel that
bright has gone from their III
YES with his passing. Who feel that III
lille they will live on and work on pi
5 before, yet there will always be a pa
ifference, place not filled. Always III
eaching for the handclasp. The alert SO
ess for the bright smile. The home ~
ckness for the unassuming presence pc
nd the quick sympathy that are u
art of the man worth while. VI
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A woman was supposed to have died u
nd as the pallbearers were carrying re
err out to the hearse, one of them 81
tipped on loose brick, fell and the
lsket fell with him. The woman was
lily III 1t lldHSS anu SiiS SihlS We putt
bout two years later she died again m
I'd as the pallbearers were carrying g
,r out the husband remarked to
lem, STEADY, boys, steady" -,
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The old darby, charged with the M
eft of some chickens, was given :,
-etty severe sentence. THANK you,
H." said he cheerfully, addressing -
lie judge when the sentence had been
"Dat's mighty hard, sab, -
1T it amt anywhere what ! 'spected. -
thought, sab, dat between my char
ter and dat speech of my lawyer 49,
,u'd hang me, Shore"
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A story is told of an Irish woman
no tried to wean her Scotch hus-
and from the public house by en-
Dying her brother to act the part of mi