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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1915-09-27
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SEPTEMBER 27 IN HISTORY.

1S25-Openlng Of the first railway IN
England the Stockton and Oar
lington.
lsi0-SldOn was stormed and cap
tured from the Egyptians by
Commodore Charles Napier.
ls7O-Orleans was occupied by the
Prusgians.
ls9G-The Iron Gates canal on the
Danube was opened by the EN-.
peror OF Austria and the king
Of Boumania.
l9lO-Thc president put all assistant
postmaster5 under the civil ser
vice.
l3l2-First review Of complete
aeroplanc armada took place
near Paris. 72 war airsh'ps
passing before the French MIN
lister Of war.
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Leather In Spain.

In the Barcelona district OF Spain
alone there are from 10000 TO 1900
tanned and finished aheeps.dns pro-
duced daily. and probably as many
goatgkinB. The sheepskins in particu-
lar find their way into the shoe trade
as well as the goatakins. Both kinds,
converted into morocco leather. the
goatskins being the genuine article
and the shcepskinB the imitation. are
used extensively In the bookbinding
trade.
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Progreso and the fight at McAllen's
ranch, no disorders have been report
ed
No further reports have been re-
ceiyed by Major Edward Anderson at
Harlingen, as to Private Richard ].
Johnson of the Twelfth cavalry, who
has been missing since Friday morn
ing following the Progreso fight, and
hope of finding him has been virtually
given up. Soldiers in the Progreso
vicinity, however. are continuing the
search for johnson.
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Lz-e5o. Teas Sept zE.-UIitsd
s,zte. c1sto1as officials Sunday held
- ~ g.g rounds q cartridges and Z
Lsrge EguDer d army rifss destined
tor gs@ b. the Cz-rsnzz forces, o. Or
or. Ezid % have e-1znzted from
Warrington. AL ammunition will be
~ held pending further orders, II vas
aid here Sunday. Il t. not known
q this IL the beginning of new en-
bsrgo On arms 70 Dell!gererts In Nexi-
u.
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warn Their yy.rco, IN c,ls.

! have gseo Cham Dsrlzln's Tablets
and 'Ognd them u be just a. repre-
ssnted, Z quick relief for headaches,
cizzy spells and other symptoms de-
nDtilg = torpld liver and disordered
coIcitlDn ~ the digestive organs.
They are worth their weight in gold"
writer Miss Clara 4 Drlggs. K.ba, =.
7. Ob.zlnaDls everywhere.
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HEALTH AND HAPPINESS
DEPEND UPON YOUR IVt

That sluggish liver with its sluggish
flow Of bile is what makes the world
look 20 tark at times. DR.. Kings New
Life pills 70 straight 10 the root Of
the difficulty By waking up the action
Of the liver and Increasing the bile.
DR.. Kings New Life Pills cause the
bowels 10 act more freely and drive
away those moody dayf." 2jc a bot.
IIn
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Brownsville. Texas, Sept 2s.-The
promotion Of General Emillano p. Ma
fsrrzte. Carrsnzz commander st Mstz-
morOs. u general Of brigade, was
announced here Sunday night by the
Carrsnzz consul Il il not known
whether the promotion entails the
much-talked-of transfer of General Ma
farra,e u another post because Of his
supposed inability 70 disconnect his
soldiers from alleged completely in the
recent antiAmerican raids On the Tex
a. side Of the border,
The appointment was made By
FIRST Chief General VenugtianO Car.
rama at Vera Cruz and was received
In Matamorog Saturday night.
Coming after information Friday
from an authoritative source that Cen
eral Nsfarrate was to remain in Mata-
morog as commander Of the frontier
division. and after the fight at Pro
greso. this promotion Is regarded as
Of great significance In consequence Of
the delicate border situation and the
bearing It may have pending the ap
peal for recognition Of General Car.
rama.
The Carranza army diplomacy, as
well az the fact that Nafarrate Is re.
garded as one Of the best fighters IN
the Carranza army, is said here TO
have prevented his transfer on the
grounds that he was endangering Car.
ranza's position before the Pan-Ameri.
can conference.
Charged with Shielding Bandits
Nafarrate has consistently denied
that his men have participated in any
way in disorders on the American
side and he also has issued numerous
statements denying charges that he
personally approved Of the activities
Of certain Mexicans on the American
side. II has been charged that he
shielded Aniceto Pizana and Luis de
Ia Rosa, alleged leaders in border trou-
bles. after American military authori-
ties here had suggested to him that
they be detained for investigation.
The whereabouts Of these men is un-
known here.
quiet over the whole district" was
the statement one met at the head
quarters Of the various border patrols
Sunday. Since Fridays battle near
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STANDF|RM
F D R ST A I {
COAL MINE
LIEo7 o4cEsIzITIo. EXPECTED
70 SEso7T TO CoUETS-s7G7E
OFFICIALS PLAN TO WAKE NJ
ELEsTER SlsE = MODEL

Okiz.o-z City, Okla S%p- II
Tat t1s STATE sd-i.iEt.ztig- EiLl E0'
Soes5s u tie demands q TIE E-zte
federation q lzbo- that 70 mines ,.
ooerztsd by TIE prlso1erE q TIE Nc
Alester Denitsntlzry L TIE eozl Sel6s
near thst city. is practically ce-LSir-
Goyerno- H'illizus and the state board
q zftzirs are 0. one Mid They Esn.
% produce the cozl needed By STATE
Institutions from the cozi mines o. the
state farm ~ YcAlester By the en-
pigment o. prison lztor. They are
convinced that they have the legal
authority 70 accomplish this economy
for the state and thus 70 solve IN
part At least the problem Of maxim z
the prison self-s1Etzinirg.
While the brief Of tne federation
that was submitted To the board Of
affairs has been transmitted 10 the at.
tOrney general for consideration, It il
not considered a. all likely that the
attorney general will take any other
view Of the lav than be has expressed.
That is that the mine enterr-.ye a.
proposed By the state board Of affairs
will be legal The federation IS e1-
pected 70 attempt resort 10 the courts
and It is believed there may be con-
siderable litigation over the plsp.
Il ig the intention Of the board Of
affairs % make Of the state coal mine
the model mine Of the state. It will
be fully equipped with all the devices
for safety and comfort Of the men, and
there viii be absolute sanitation and
ventilation Of the whole works. This
IS a sort Of hobby Of Governor VII
liams and he has advanced his ideas
10 the board where they are being
worked out In addition to making
what may be a hazardous venture into
a safe one through a study Of the con.
ditlons and efforts to meet them, the
mine will be made an example for
other mines in the same field.
Make Mine Safe and Sanitary.
This determination on the part Of
the board Of affairs to make the mine
safe and sanitary, will dispose Of the
objection that is to be made by the
federation Of labor upon which they
had based their expectation Of coop
Grafton with the state mine inspector
in opposition to the enterprise. 1t is
expected also to operate to remove a
great deal Of the prejudice that exists
against mines az employment for state
prisoners.
The board is emphatic in their de-
claration that the state mine will not
be in any way in competition with
free labor and that its sole purpose is
to secure coal for the state institu.
tions and employ some Of the state
prisoners.
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Hearst wants Uncle Sam TO spend
millions fer defense. but of course
not that he has any selfinterest.
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FLOWERS

WOULD APPRECIATE your orders
for Cut Flowers, floral designs,
bulbs, etc. Besides my own grow
ings | supply products of leading
florists at their prices. Mrs. Joe
NJ. London. 20!m
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FOB GESTLENAS-A desirable
roo- C.oss il Ts,sS5o-e sSZ
-ts
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PERSONAL

SHIP AHOY-If about year ago you
put money into Healdton Refinery
Co., send your name and address
to Sucker. Care Ardmoreite, ard
We will see II We can make the
grand promoters disgorge. 2e-2t
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FOR sALE-Thres acres ot fne care
hay rszdy 70 cut SAN McC1l.
lo1gh -
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FOR RET-House 81 III 2 street
sogthEeEI Phone 5Is GrE. P
z brennan isG
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POR RNT-H0Css O. 1 stree. AID
I'd ave y ". Phoae s45. Wal
ter Tho-pso,- z:-u
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FOR RENT

NICE FURNISHED ROON@In 2-!-
Fzls 1oz= Bosrd Il desired Close
Il IS So-th Wzz5--So- -
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FOR SALE

! SELL AND RENT TEPEWETERs
G. ?. Se.yidge. 10 W. Main Paooe 20
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vO2 REST-DEelings - any k'rd
yo1 vz1t; modern o. cheaper ones-
See 2 :. Dallas. Phone 50i- 3s-5
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FOR REST-Ny bungalow AID home,
-. Washington street A-s. Nat.
thesE. Phone blue SAL. l2-iu
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ARDMORE CAB LINE-Telephone
1926; stand at 2Os East Main. Bill
Lebus, driver; Dan Blackburn, prop.
20-lm
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FINANCIAL

FARM & CITY LOANS-Low rates.
G. P. Selvidge, 16 W.Main. Phone 23O
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FOR LADIES' TAILORING-See Miss
Motel. 1905 West Main st. Phone
red $50. 263
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IF YOU want TO rent, buy or sell,
see me for bargains. Phone 504.
r. T. Dallas. $50
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mlSCELLANEO EOUS

WANTED-Good secondhand base
burner, in good working condition.
Write Box S., Madill, Okla. 25-3
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-08-13
How Italian Soldiers Behave.

The Italian soldier gets very high
character from Richard Bagot in his
italians of Today" ITO see an Ital-
ian soldier drunk or in any way mis-
conducting himself in n public place is
exceedingly rare-so rare indeed that
it would create very disagreeable i'm
preston on the witnesses. Indeed, the
men Of any one of the more important
Italian regiments who miSconducted
themselves in a public place would, in
addition to the severe punishment ad.
mnistered by the rcgimental authori-
ties. undergo very bad time of it at
the hands Of their own comrades."-
London Globe.
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A Long Windcd Clock.

On arriving in this country Pat was
met at the pier by his brother Mike,
who had been in America some years,
and was taken to his home. Early
on the following morning the new ar
rival was awakened by an alarm
clock, an invention that was entirely
new to him.
"Shure and Oh say, Mike he ex-
claimed, springing out of bed, "the
noights here in America must be the
longest av any place in the worruld.'
"Begorra, Oh don't know about
that was the sleepy rejoinder of
Brother Mike, "Phat makes you
think so?"
Didn't yez hear that clock?" re-
turned Pat, pointing toward the bu-
reau. ut must have struck at laste
a thousand. kansas City Star.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-08-13
EfS Aa Inaenious Device.

When Sir Robert Perks school days
were over he entered the office of a
firm Of lawyers and worked very hard
1T was no uncommon thing to find him
reading law at in the morning, and
this often after he had been working
late on the previous night. AS a mat
ter Of fact. he made it an infiexible
rule never to be in bed of a morning
after 5. To enforce this rule he in
vented an ingenious device. This con-
sisted of long glass tube filed with
water nicely balanced over his head
and attached by string to an alarm
at the desired hour the bell rang and
awakened the sleeper. II within few
seconds he did not leap from his bed
and avert the calamity the descending
weight of the clock destroyed the bal
ancc of the tube, and down poured the
water on his guilty hcad!-From .The
Life Story of Sir Robert w. Perks"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-08-13
ANIMALS IN PAWN.
Tame or Wild, They Are Good For a
Loan In This New York Shop,

Iva" vi 'hS new YORK Snop.
Among the curious industries or
sources Of livelihood in New York city
is an animal pawnShop. AS you take
watch TO an ordinary pawnshop to
raise money on 1t, SO you may take u
watchdog to the animal pawnshop.
Recently man did this, getting $50
ON dog that was easily worth $50,
the pawnbroker said. But he was a
trick dog which had been taught to
open doors. So in due time he opened
a door and let himself out while let
ting the pawnbroker in.
A well known animal trainer owns
the shop. He takes camels, lions, Gle
Dhants-any animals. There are no
charges for interest on the loan, the
only charge being for the keep of the
animals, among which at almost any
time are dogs, monkeys, bears, goats,
cats, coons, foxes. parrots, canaries
At one time he had forty trick dom
keys In pawn. The profits arising from
charges for feed and care are enough
to make the institution pay.
Once he had lion in pawn which
broke his chain in the stable and went
roaring around, scared almost to death,
and Ii was only after heroic efforts
that they mustered courage to capture
him. AS n matter Of fact the animal
was dccrepit beast that had served
his time in sideshows and was anxious
to get away.-EXchange.
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A CLEW TO HER PAST.
She Knew Entirely Too Much, AS a
Close Observer Discovered.


Close Observer Discovered.
She looked rich and acted rich, and
every one knew that she was rich be-
cause she had married q rich man, yet
the Sherlock Holmes Of the tea party
discovered that she had once been poor
Take it from me-" she said, that
there was time, and that not SO very
long ago, when she was as Door as the
rest of u.s.
"Marvelous!" exclaimed the other
four girls. How did you discover
thatT'
Through her knowing so absolutely
where / keep all my housekeeping
things. She knew that the tea caddy
was in the writing desk, that the
cheese, biscuits and other edibles be-
loved by mice were n that tin box un-
der the sofa. that the alcohol for nv
stove was in the corner behind the
washstand. that the butter and milk
were on the window ledge and that
the eggs and other raw foods were in n
boz on the bottom shelf Of the ward.
robe.
When we were cooking she went
straight to the spot and got every one
OF those things without once asking
where they were, which Is something
that a person WHO had not had a wide
experience of housekeeping in one room
could never have done."-New York
Times.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-08-13
Her Conscience

In spite of seedlings, Helen persisted
In running away from home One day,
after n longer absence than usual, her
mother asked:
Helen, dear, does not your con-
science trouble you when you are run.
ming away from mother" explaining
that her conscience was a little voice
speaking within. Helen answered:
"Oh, yes, mamma; that little voice is
always saying, Run faster, faster, Hell
en-; your mother Is after your Pitts
burgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-08-13
KIT-CAT PORTRAITS.
Origin of tho Term That Stands For
Stupid MediocritY.


Stupid Mediocrity.
Several years ago an eastern art crit.
ic waxed sarcastic concerning q collec.
tion Of paintings on view at one of the
leading New York clubs. In the course
OF a vitriolic TRADE he relieved him
self OF the assertion that the exhibi.
ton consisted chiefly of kit-cat por-
traits. Those who went to the club.
rooms expecting to see canvases adorn-
ed with feline compositions were con
demned to disappointment There was
not cat picture in the whole show.
What Is kit-cat portrait?" was the
burning question Of the hour. Why, q
stupid portrait, q commonplace piece
of painting that reveals no glimmer OF
genius. At this stage Of the explana.
tion the inevitable interruption-"But
why 40 you call it kit-cat pictureT p
And not one critic out Of hundred
had the remotest idea.
The term for stupid mediocrity had
Its origin in a collection Of forty-two
portraits Of prominent men painted be.
tween 1903 and 172O by Sir Godfrey
kneller, one Of the best known British
portrait painters. They were exactly
the same size and Were framed alike;
hence the idea OF monotony which led
to the idea of mediocrity. The sub
jects Of these portraits were members
OF club that met in the tavern of a
celebrated pastry cook, Christopher Cat
called Kit for Shorthand among them
were such men as Addison, Steele,
Walpole and Marlborough. 1t was the
influence of this club that placed George
l. on the throne of England
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-08-13
Notified.

This really happened in New York
the other day:
Displeased Parent-Molly, I find you
have been buying three pairs Of gloves
without my permission. Why did you
do It?
Miss Molly (aged twelve)-Why, dad
dy, l was obliged to have some gloves.
l hadn't pair to wear!
Displeased Parent-It was yery
wrong of you to buy the gloves with
out asking either your mother or me
about it.
Miss Molly-Well, never mind, daddy,
dear. They won't cost anything. I
mad them charged!-New York Post.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-08-13
YEAR OF INDEPENDENCE.
Tho Custom of Dating ProoIamations
by tho President.

While the president of the United
States dates official documents from
the year of the Declaration of Inde-
pendence, there is no law on the sub
ject, and the custom is neither general
nor binding, the form being used only
in proclamations by the president. 1t
originated before the adoption of the
constitution during the days of the
confederacy.
The original articles of confederation
show they were signed by the dele
gates cat Philadelphia, in the state of
Pennsylvania, the 9th day of July. In
the year of our Lord, ITS and in the
third year of the independence of
America" The signers dated .the in
dependence Of America" from the Dec
laraton of Independence, July 4, 177G,
although the war was still young and
continued several years longer The
constitution shows it was signed "the
18th day of September a. D., 1877, and
of the independence of the United
States of America the 18th"
The first proclamation issued by
Washington as president was, "Given
under my hand and the seal of the
United States in the city of New York
the 14th day of August A. D., 1890,
and in the fifteenth year Of the SOW
ereignty and independence Of the
United States" He used the phrase
sovereignty and independence" in
two proclamations and then dropped
the word sovereignty.
All subsequent executive proclama-
tions are dated from the year Of indie
pendepce, as beginning July 4, 1776,
although the independence Of the Unit
ed States was not acknowledged till
several years later. - Philadelphia
Press.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-08-13
Her Idea.

Ma, your bank account is over
drawn"
What does that mean, pap
simply this. You've written checks
for S13 more money than was In the
bank"
The idea! If $13 will break the bank
ia find another one to do business
with. 1 supposed they had thousands
OF dollars on hand all the time"-De.
troit Free Press.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-08-13
Feline Amenities.

They were discussing the newest en-
gagement The fair fiancee had previ-
ously made three similar announce
ments, but not one had resulted in a
wedding.
DO you think she will really marry
h1mT asked her dearest friend.
Il can't say, my dear" retorted the
next dearest. at is possible. but not
customary."-Woman's Home Compan-
ion.
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OutIaWed.

How about paying me for that suit
i made for you two years ago?" asked
the tailor.
You surely can't expect me to pay
for that suit" said the impecunious
young man. "Why, It's all out Of
style."-St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-08-13
Somewhere Around.

II never see her with her husband.
Has she lost him?'
II don't know. Some people seem
to think she has merely misplaced
him.'-Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-08-13
Cautious,

Hfggs-Crooke Is criminal LAWYER.
isn't he? Diggs-He's a lawyer. but
as to his being criminal, l think he's
too careful to quite overstep the line
New York Sun.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-08-13
The Limit.

Il shall never speak to her again as
long as I live"
But you've said that often before"
Il know, but what else is there to
say when person becomes as angry
as she makes meT-Detroit Free
Press.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-08-13

God gives every bird its food, but
does not throw it into the nest.-J. G..
Holland.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1915-08-13
Worked the WRONG Way.

How did the accident happenT'
He got run over when he stopped to
read a Safety First sign."--Houston
Post.