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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18
Not for Men Only.

Women suffer AZ much at men do
from Indigestion and constipation and
the same scientific remedy to
keep the stimach sweet, the liver ac-
tive and the bowels regular. Foley
Cathartic Tablets are wholesome and
cleansing; do not grippe or cause nau-
sea. Stout people say this is the one
cathartic that takes away that over
full and clogged-up feeling. Sold
everywhere.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18
OPENING Ball Friday NiRht.

when il stated Tuesday that the sp.
.ening ball at Crab Orchard Springs
would occur Saturday night. IL is
Friday night instead and it promise
to be the biggest and happiest occas-
ion in the late history of the delight
tul summer resort. Capt. and Mrs.
Willis will have everything in readi-
ne~ and all who attend may expect a
good time.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18
Monday, June 2ist-Lsst Chane.

1
We wish TO impress upon the
contestants and their friends that
Monday, June 2lst is positively
your last chance to take advantage
Of the Big Triple Vote Offer, which
10 guaranteed to be the BIGGEST
AND BEST Vote Offer Of the Con.
test. So don't hold back sub.
scriptions with the expectation Of
citing bigger votes for IL you
do, you will be greatly disappoin,-
ed. After June 2lst. the vote
schedule will take a most decided
drop snds~ill continue lower dur
ing the remainder Of the contest,
Until 9 o'clock Monday night,
June 2lst, three times the usual
number Of votes will be given on
all old subscriptions and more than
three times the usual number of
votes will be giver on all old sub
seriptions turned in before the
above date and hour. The schedule
published on this page includes all
extra votes.
Subscriptions seat by mail will
be accepted and counted under this
big vote offer IL mailed from any
postoiice and the envelope contain
ug the subscriptions is postmark-
4 not later than 9 p. m. June 2lst.
This gives contestants living at
distance an equal chance with those
living close 90 Stanford for they
en- work right up until the last
hour before the close Of the big
vote offer and then mail in the
subscriptions from their local post
Office.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18
Only a Few Can Go.

Thos who do not save 10 conside,
sxpense are now going to health re
sorts to get rid of Impurities in the
system that cause rheumatism. back
ache, aching joints and painful mus.
Giles. If you cannot go, yet feel vo,
need relief from pain and misery
get Foley Kidney Pills. They 40
store the kidneys to activity and me p,
you feel well and strong Sold e.
erywhere.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18
Constipation Cured Overnight.

A small dose Of to-Do-Lax tonight
and you enjoy full, free, easy bowel
movement in the morning. No gripping
for Po-Do-Lax is Podophyliin MAY
Applet without the grippe. Po-Do-
Lax corrects the cause of Constipa-
ton by arousing the Liver. increasing
the flow Of bile. Bile is Natures
antiseptic in the bowels. With proper
amount of bile, digestion in bowels
is perfect. No gas, no fermentation,
no Constipation. Don't be sick, ner-
vous, irritable. Get a bottle of Po-
Do-Lax from your druggist now and
cure your Constipation overnight.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18
A Doctors Prescription for Cough

Don't neglect a summer cold. A
bronchial cough causes broken sleep
and lowers your vitality. Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound soothes
and heals raw, inaamed membranes,
stops tickling in throat and clears
stuffy, wheezy breathing. Contains no
opiates; children like it; good for all
colds, coughs, Group and broncial af-
fections. Sold everywhere.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18
Deserve Credit For Their Work

A friend of the young ladies tells
an |. j. representative that Misses
Sallie Gooch, Cora snd Ever Single
ton were the training committee of
the Sunday School rally that was Civ
en- at the Baptist church at Waynes-
burg and that they did excellent work.
The children under their careful
training acquitted themselves with
great credit.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18
Neuralgia Pains Stopped.

You don't need to suffer agonizing
nerve pains in the face, head, arm,
shoulders, chest and back. Just apply
"a few drops of soothing Sloan's Lin
iment; lie quietly few minutes. You
will get such relief and comfort! Life
and the world will look brighter. Get
a bottle today. 3 ounces for 25c., at
all Druggists. Penetrates without
rubbing.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18
To Mammoth Cave, June 20. 1915

Round trip railroad fare SASS.
Board at Cave Hotel including the
several routes in the cave for $3.50.
Making total cost 70. two days trip
S9.S5, going on regular morning
trains. Limit on ricketts, 10 days.
Write or phone l.. & n. agent. Acct.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18
To Sleep Well in Summer,

Slight inflammation of the bron-
chial tubes causes distressing cough
and makes sleep impossible. Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound stops that
annoying tickling and relieves the
racking. firing cough. Good for all
coughs. colds. Group and bronchial af-
fections. Sold everywhere.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18

Last Chance TO Take Advantage Of
Thi: Mammoth Vo,s induesmeat-
Gather in All Possible Subserip.
tons for Never Again Will You Be
Able to Get az Many Votes on Your
Subscriptions-This Is Guaranteed
,e Be the Biggest and Best Vote
Offer of the Contest and Upon
Your Efforts Between Now and
Monday Night May Depend Your
Success at the Close.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18

THIS BIG VOTE OFFER IS
GUARANTEED TO BE THE BIG
GEST AND BEST OF THE ENTIRE
CONTEST. So turn in your sub
scriptions rs fast as you receive them.
IL you hold them back with the ex-
roctation of securing bigger votes on
them you will be disappointed. We
guarantee that no better Offer will
be made during the contest.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18
Can Furnish Ice Cream

can NIL your orders for ice cream
on Sunday morning, if you will give
II TO me by ~ O'Clock Saturday.
Please don't let your bottle, accum-
ulate, but return them promptly. j..
y. Camenisch. the Dairvman. 4g-tf
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18
FRIENDS, YOU Are NEEDED

Subscribe or Renew Your Subserip-
ton Before Next Monday Night for
Now Is the Time Your Subscription
Will Bring Your Favori,e the Most
Notes-Don't Wait Until Later but
Hand in Your Subscription at Once
Your Favorite Will Need Your
Subscription TO Win.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18

Just until Q O'Clock next Monday
night June 2lst and then the big
Triple Vote OTer-the BIGGEST
AND BEST Vote lnduccmeut of the
Contest--w come to a close. Doesn't
u make you feel bit paniCky when
you stop and think Of il. Wouldn't
you like 20 have back some Of that
lost time, that you h-te wasted when
you might have been getting three
votes FOR one. But time and tide wait
FOR no man and time in its flight has
never been known TO take a backward
stretch. And since this be 50. YOU
can only make the best of matters.
Make up for lost time. do the best
you can TO recall those wasted mo-
ments by rebuilding your efforts now.
Hurryi Work Hustle!
You have until 9 o'clock next
MONDAY NIGHT to secure the thou
sands of extra votes given under this
mammoth inducement. Make the
most of this short time for on what
you do in the next couple of days
may depend your success on July Il.
You may need just three or four sub
scriptions 10 win the very prize you
desire. You should take advantage
of every opportunity 10 secure votes
during the next couple Of days.
Cash Your Promises.
Go after all those friends who have
promised 90 help you before the con-
test closes and get their subscrip-
tions at once. Tell them about the
big vote offer and the fact that by
giving YOU their subscriptions now,
you will be able to secure thousands
of free votes. Just think what this
big vote offer means To you. 4 new
one year subscription now brings
l2,2OO votes where under the regular
schedule of votes il only brings
3 400 votes \ new hvs-year subscrip-
ton now brings 90. 400 votes. an old
five year subscription now brings 25,-
500 votes, new ten-year subscrip-
tion now beings l47, 500 votes where
under the reuglar schedule of votes
II only brings ~. 500 votes, etc, etc.
You can readily see the advantage Of
securing all possible subscriptions
while this mammoth vote inducement
L. m force. Get new subscriptions
aud big subscriptions n you can but
don't neglect the old subscriptions
for every subscription you secure
means that your chances for winning
u prize are so much stronger 1t is
better TO have surplus of votes at
the last than not quite enough So
make every moment between now and
. o'clock next Monday night count for
something worth while.
Friends-Help Your "Favorite"
Friends and acquaintances who
have been thinking of helping their
favorites later on III the contest
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18

At meeting at Hodgenville the
route of the proposed Central Lincoln
Highway from Louisville to Nashville
was adopted. Ii will pass through
the counties of jefferson, Spencer,
Bulltt, Nelson, Larue, Hart. Barren
and Allen in Kentucky and Sumner
and Davidson in Tennessee.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18
BIGGEST AND BEST VOTE
OFFER OF THE CONTEST
CLOSES MONDAY NIGHT

should do 50 before next Monday
night for your favorite will never
again he able % get as many votes on
your subscription as she can between
now and o'clock next Monday night.
June 2lst. Don't put the matter off
but subscribe or renew your subscrip-
ton at once and hand the votes to
your favorte.
Contest Closes July nth.
The Interior Journals Big Travel
Tour and Prize Contest will close Sat
urday, JULY 18th and the biggest and
best vote offer Of the contest closes
next Monday night, June 21st at 9
O'Clock After that time the vote
schedule will take most decided
drop and continue lower during the
balance Of the contest.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18

The kidneys are the great health
preservers. rheumatism. backache,
headache, sore muscles, stiff joints
come when the kidneys are out Of
order and fail 20 properly filter the
blood. Foley Kidney Pills tone up
tired and diseased kidneys, Danish
backache and stop sleep disturbing
bladder troubles. Sold everywhere
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18

Hear McChesney at opera house,
Monday night. June 81.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18

Carroll county will vote in August
n = proposition to Issue $4,000 m
s0nJs Tor road building purposes.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18

Hear McChesney at opera house,
Hustonville, Monday night, June 81.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1915-06-18

Hon. George ID. Florence, of Stan
ford, was highly honored at the con-
vention, being the Sth district mem
Der of the Resolutions Committee,
which wrote the party platform.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
Conversational Discretion,

people are not supposed to tell all
they know said the cautious person.
No" replied Miss Cayenne. "espe-
cially in these days Of popularized sci.
ence."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
COUNTED PROFIT AND LOSS
Country Storekeeper Well Advised In
Disseminating Business for That
Day, at Least.

The present generation Is scarcely
aware that at n time our %one-dollar
and two-dollar bills were marked with
Roman instead of Arabic numerals.
Therefore, when the youth left tempo
rarily In charge of the general store in
a small country town was approached
by a stranger and asked for change for
an eleven-dollar bill, he looked curl
ously at the greenback, but courteous
ly acceded to the request. The owner
of the store sauntered In some time
later.
We'll, Sam, any business"
"Nothin' 'cept changin' a 'leven-dol.
lar bill fer a drummer" the boy an
swered unconcernedly.
The storekeeper started for the cash
drawer, looked long and sorrowfully
at the old two-dollar bill, then said
sadly:
Put up the shutters, Sam. We've
done enough business for one day.
Golfers Weekly.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
Saving Them,

Saving Them.
why don't you use your brains,
Douglass"
Because I want them to last"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
DRAWING the Line.

Limitation Is the sincerest nattery."
Maybe" replied Mr.. Cumrox. But
don't like to have . stenographer
copy my mistakes In grammar."-Ds
troit Free Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
How Experts Are Made.

In every generation there is apt t.
spring up a body OF men who. add
Ing to natural abilities and an uncom-
mon stock OF assurance a certaini
amount Of specialized knowledge, tor
rorize the rest Of the world under the
guise OF experts"
Thinking that they find something
rotten In the state of Denmark, in
capable of calm reflection, and eager
for notoriety, they hit upon a specific
for what is amiss, compared with
which all others are spurious imita-
lions.
Their field Of interest may range
from solar mythology to eugenics~
but the threefold badge Of the tribe
is ar overweening belief in their own
infallibility coupled with a proportion
ate contempt for ordinary human BE-
ings, the command of q barbarous jar
gon and an i~rrepressible desire -
badger and bully their unfortunate fe3p
low-creatures.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
Well, Whlch7

"Pop?"
Eyes, my son."
do most people go to heaven or
the other place when they leave
here?"
why. what a question. my boy!"
well, the minister said a certain
man had gone to join the great major
ity, and l was wondering which place
had the majority"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
The Limit.

The Limit.
II shall never speak to her again
as long as I live"
But you've said that often before
II know, but what else Is there t.
say when a person becomes as angry
as she makes me?"-Detroit Free
Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
The Must Outdistanced.

Poets are queer folk"
"Yes?"
Songs come to them in the most
unexpected places"
Perhaps so, but I've never heard
Of a poet yet who could compose a
sonnet while sprinting to catch a
train"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
Perfectly

$50 you were a witness In a law
suit"
Yes"
did the opposing attorney bother
you much?"
Not at all. He kept interrupting
me SO much that it seemed l was at
home telling my story and ma was
correcting me as | went along"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
WITH BARNS
FULL OF STOCK
Didn't Look Much Like Hard
Times in Western Canada.

A, Meyer, who left one Of the best
Counties in Minnesota, probably be-.
cause he got a good price for his ex-
cellent farm, and left for the Canadian
West, writes to his local paper, the
Bagley Independent. His story is we'll
worth repeating. He says:
ITO say / was greatly surprised
when | reached Saskatchewan and Al
berta would be expressing it mildly.
In a country where SO much suffering
was reported, I found everyone in
good circumstances, and especially
all our friends who have left Clearwa-
ter and Polk counties. They all have
good homes and those who were re-
ported to have sold their stock through
lack Of feed, l found with their barns
full OF stock, and 1t did not look very
much like hard times. They have
from 16O acres to two sections OF the
finest land that car be found.
Those that left here two or three
years g have from 100 to 400 acres
in crops this year.
Prospects for a bumper crop are
splendid. 1t Is a little cold now, but
nothing Is frosted, either in gardens
or fields. Land can be bought quite
reasonably here from those who vol
unteered their services in the Euro
pean war. Here are certainly the
best opportunities for securing a good
home with a farm and independence
for life In a short time. Before
started ] heard that prices were so
high. Flour was reported at So per
hundred it Is $4.25 here. In the west
all the groceries can be purchased
for nearly the same as in MINI. The
only article that I found higher
was kerosene at IS cts per gallon.
When l saw the land l wondered why
people do not live where they pro-
'duce enough from the soil to make q
comfortable living We visited T. T.
Safer. John Dahls, w. J. and R. D.
Hollis, Martin Halmen, Ole Halvorson,
VIM. Walker and Geo. Colby, all
from Bagley. We found we'll and pros.
porous farmers who wished to be re-
membered to all their Bagley friends"
(Sgd.) A. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
Why He Failed.

Il understand his marriage was q
failure
Yes. he tried to run it the way he
ran his business"
How do o mean"
He was never in the Office"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
Going the Limit.

GOING the limit.
What Is your opinion OF govern
ment ownership"
Its q great idea," replied Senator
Sorghum. If the government owned
everything and had to pay all its
" taxes q lot OF my constituents
would be better satisfied"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
Goino to an Extreme.

00fF9 1T
"Bliggins has an idea that he can
run the universe"
Yes. | understand he is training
a pet grounding SO that he can be
sure of having the kind Of weather
predictions he wants every year"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
Proper Classification.

ParsOn Snowfall "a Methodlst)-ls
yoh Ill q soljah in de army OBJ de
LOhd?
Stranger-Yassah. Abs q membah
OBJ de Baptist church.
Parson Snowball-Den yoh al Amt
In de army: yoh's In de navy
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
In SeIf-Defense.

In SeIf-Defense.
Applicant-Be youse tn gint wot
advertoised fer a porter, sor?
Hotel Proprietor-Yes, but | stated
IN the ad that all applications must
be made by mail.
Applicant-Faith, a n do youse tink
Dim afther lookin' loik a female, sor?
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
Givino Him the Hee Haw

Giving Him the Hee HaW!
She-How do you happen to be
called Jack?
He-Oh, it's just a nickname, Why?
She-I didn't know but 1t was al
abbreviatiOn.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
Sympathy.

Sympathy.
Mrs. Gray-The window In my hall
has stained glass in 1t.
Mrs. Green-Too bad! Can't you
find anything that'n take the stains
outf
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-06
The Newcomer.

Nurse-It has its fathers hair.
Father am glad it's being kept 10
the family.
Nurse-An' 1t has It's mothers voice.
Father-Lord help it!-Life.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1915-04-08
Playful DOG cHokEs BOZ
Tragic End for New York Younaste'
That Came With Tus-of.War
Game With Puppy.

Thomas ~Santerano, five years OF
age, and his cousin, Angelina, aged
seven, were playing in the yard Of
their home with a cloth dog, sliding
him down a cellar door and now and
then tying him to ~clotheslines that
dangled from a fire escape.
A real dog, unkempt, lean, and no
lineage whatever, entered the yard
and the children forgot the cloth dog
to play with the stranger.
Thomas, standing on the cellar door.
tipped the c~lothesline, and the dog
seized it. He tugged one way and
Thomas the other the boy slipping
arourI on the cellar door and laugh.
Ing. In some way the rope got about
his neck. He tugged to free himself
and the dog resisted.
The little girl didn't understand
why her cousin didn't shout and laugh
any more. She ran screaming into
the tenement. When the neighbors
came they found the boy dead. They
drove the dog away and carried the
boy to his mother.-New York Sun.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1915-04-08
nENerY Inch q kina.n

Years age. the present king OF the
Belgians visited this country, when he
was heir to the Belgian throne. Regt-
nald Wright Kaufman, since the au-
thor of 1.-THE House of Bondage" but
then O young journalist, wrote Of the
visitor: Ills is q fine, outstanding fig
ure, with a face frank and clean. 1t Is
q face firm and brave and honest, but,
thought ii has the dignity that belongs
with these qualities, II Is wholly free
from arrogance, and the bearing, nan
ner and conversation Of its owner are
those OF a manly, democratic leader OF
men. This is a prince that should make
Belgium, small as h geographically
is, a great moral power among the ma
tions. The race Of kings Is dying out;
but what Is good in the diminishing
candle has, unless all indications fail,
become a pure flame In the next king
Of the Belgians."
Now Mr.. Kaufman has just returned
from Belgium, where he has seen the
fulhllment Of that prophecy and where
he gathered the material for his new
book, 'In a Moment of Time" a record
Of his personal experiences during the
war. a terrible but thrilling volume.
"The king Of the Belgians," said Mr..
Kaufman recently, displays today, in
his hour Of severest trial, he develop
ment OF those qualities that made him
popular In America during his visit
here. His honesty Is admitted eve by
the enemies of his country; his firm
ness Is already q matter Of history;
his bravery has been proved again and
again Il know Of one instance where he
seized q dead mans rifle and fred
from the t~renches), and his easy, dem
ocratic wins the hearts Of all
with whom he talks. He Is every inch
a king but he is something more thar
that: he Is q real man."
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1915-04-08
Tho Bitter Time o Year.
From the Indianapolis News

. e.. FTOIu Iu0 In0lhIldpOlIS NeW8.
Perhaps 1t was abou this time OF the
year-perhaps II was a little later, that
they used to begin to dose vi up with q
of the dose probably depended on whether
II It was q preventive, II was given about
this time, II 1t was q cure II was given
a little later to TAX the bad taste out of
our mouths, That Is the trouble with this
time of the year. The world has a bad
taste In Its mouth. It is chilly and fe-
Verish and ~disagTeeable and cross most
OF the time. The sun Is not to be depended
on, the wind whines round, and now and
then the sky weeps. The trees are like
dead things. and are decorated dismally
with last years birds nests. The green
things, that have ventured out of the
ground are pounced on by the last breath
OF winter until they beg to be covered up
again. Our last years straw hats are as
dismal as the BIRDS nests, n our winter
garments, If not repentant, are certainly
not the most cheerful company in the
world. We should be glad enough to fling
them In the fire OF spring or into the fur
mace, for that matter, but they insist on
sticking oun everywhere we 60, threat
ening all sorts of unpleasant things IL we
discard them. Even h shop windows can
not get rid Of the winter suits and furs,
but must have them crowding the spring
models, and reminding us that the winter
season Is not gone. No wonder we used to
lave to take a tonic. The world itself
needs q tonic, or II will In a few weeks, a
tonic OF sweet and b~itter-sunshine and
spring hats, along with the lay taxes-a
tonic to take the bad taste out Of itH
mouth, and start It blooming n smiling
again.