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The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1915-02-04

patriotism and love of country. and is
q strong and capable advocate OF pre-
panedness for war. which side of the
question he presents with most con-
vincing effect. He declares that this
IL day and age that demands JUS
tice" instead OF peace at any price.
The only trouble with the evening was
the number OF good seats that could
and should have been occupied with
such a splendid lecture billed.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1915-02-04
FEM NEWS
Especial Correspondence

Miss Bethel Rowe returned home last
Friday from Charleston where she had
been staying with her sister, Mrs. Rig
gins, for the past month.
The farmers of the Farmers Union
of this district have Just received a
car of hog wire.
Rev. F. H. Freund OF Gresham, ore
gon, held services at the hall Sunday.
Owing to the rainy weather there were
not many present
Last weeks literary was as success
ful as the proceeding meetings. The
subject for debate was: .s'Resolyed.
that manufacture Is of more benefit to
mankind than agriculture" Edwin Mel
son and James Crea supported the at
Iirmative and VIII Spencer and Chess
ter Thompson the negative. The for
mer won the decision. The next meet
ing will be February 10. Instead Of
the usual debate there will be a most
interesting mock trial.
The attractions of Camas prairie have
again lured Parks Conant from his
homestead In Oregon. He will stay
with us about a month when he must
ME back to his new home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Miller are, Wis
iting with their SON Herman and family
In Denver for few days before going
TO their new home near Charleston.
The president and team OF the Re-
pekah lodge win come over from Cot
'onwood Friday to organize a lodge
IN Fenn.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1915-02-04
Comparison
KNIGHTS HOLD SMOKER.

The local X. Of p. order held a
smoker" at their club room Tuesday
evening in which a number of friends
were invited to participate. The eve
ming was spent playing cards and bill
iiards and smoking, winding up with a
night supper at the Midway restaurant.
A STRONG ENDORSEMENT.
(Whitebird SUM-
Or. Green performed a very difficult
piece of dental work for Mrs. Leo
Freidenrich recently, and she is very
enthusiastic in COMMUNICATION OF the
local dentist.
Il have had great deal of dental
work performed said Mrs. Freiden-
rich, both in Europe and this country,
having had considerable work performed
In New York City. Only a few years
ago. / made special trip to Spokane,
spending nearly two weeks time, and
paid the highest prices for dental SER
wees, only to come home and find 1t alb
soiutely worthless. and l have actually
suffered indescribable misery all these
years on account of It, and had about
dispaired OF ever having any comfort
again with my teeth.
Every dentist has told me that I
had an exceeding difficult problem to
solve in the way of ever restoring my
teeth satisfactorily. / heard so much
commentator of DR.. Green's work that
concluded to risk II once more and
cannot express in words my apprecia-
ton of what he has done for me.
never could have believed it possible.
Dot have enjoyed more real solid COM
tort In the last two weeks, since DIR.
ureen has completed my work. than L
have In the last ten years prior
This work was performed by DR..
Sreen over two years ago. and Mrs.
Friedenrich is more enthusiastic than
ever In her praises and appreciation.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1915-02-04
CONDUCTOR n. n. MORRIS
e,Ipp1,erS
(Whitebird Sun

A host of friends and neighbors OF
Mr.. and Mrs. H. H. Morris walked In
Npon them at their pleasant home In
uhe northwest part Of town Monday
The fool-killer., 1915-10-01
CORRESPONDENCE.

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The fool-killer., 1915-10-01

have sucha long fall that you near
ly knock the bottom out Of hell
sometimes. [ have seen the liquid
fire spatter for half amile in every
direction when some daring air
men hit it kersplunge right flat
on his back. The fall Of one air
man has thus been known to
knock a dozen other victims plum
out Of hell, and I have had to hunt
three days to find some Of them.
Still, that is only small mat
ter, and I wouldn It think Of Civ
ing up the flying machine. It
has certainly proved it's worth as
a man-killer, both in peace and in
war. My judgment of any new
invention is based upon it's use
fulness in war. If it fails there
I take no further interest in it .
But the flying machine has not
failed. With such a machine, and
plenty Of you brave fools to ope-
rate it, I feel assured that my
business is going to enjoy great
wave of prosperity.
[ just wanted to give you boys
a word Of encouragement. Keer
right on flying until you are kill
ed. That won't be long, according
to the law Of average. And whe1
you start to fall, remember that
am waiting to give you warm re
ception down here.
Smokingly yours,
SATAN DEVIL.
The fool-killer., 1915-10-01

The cotton farmers of the
South few months ago wanted
to borrow a few million dollars
to help them out Of a tight place,
but you remember the sudden and
pronounced manner in which they
didn't get it. And now here
come England and France and
their allies wanting to borrow a
cool Billion of dollars to run
their nasty war, and Of course
they will get it. Which shows
that in the eyes Of our plutocratic
bosses a foreign soldier is heap
better than an American farmer
The fool-killer., 1915-10-01

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The fool-killer., 1915-10-01

Mr.. Henry Jim, a brother to
the late Bill Jim, has got above
his American raising and become
a naturalized Englishman. Well,
Henry amt been what you would
call a "praeticing'' American for
a good many years, nohow.
The fool-killer., 1915-10-01
FRENCH FIDDLE-DEE FUN

And now, just for a change,
let's talk about something else
for a few minutes. I take it
that you are common person
most of my readers are-and a,
sensible person. | don't believe
you like this hifalutin sawsiety
stuff any better than do.
But maybe you have been un-
mercifully driven into a swell
hotel sometime in search Of what
we country boys, when was
growing up, used to call "belly
timber.''
If you are at all like me, when
you get hungry you don't care a
cuss for a French menu card that
it would take sixteen Harvard
professors to translate-you want.
something to eat. That's me.
Well, one day I found myself
caught in one of them thar ine,.
Frenchy hap-jack fxins, and
blamed if I din't feel like an
American Tom. cat trying to eat
French mice in their native Ian
guage. But I was determined to-
make the best of a bad bargain,
and get something down me that
would stave off hunger till the:
next meal.
| So took up the menu card and
read it backwards and forward,
up and down, and then whicker-.
goddlin across, and the dab Of
adult butter that somebody had
dropped on it was the only thing
I could see any sense in. could
even SMELL scents in that. ALI
the rest of it, SO far as | was con-
cerned, might have been an ex-
tract from a Turkish newspaper
telling about the war.
Well, after wasting fifteen
minutes over the blamed thing.
| turned around and crooked my
finger at a saddle-colored nigger
that stood there like he had a
board tied to his back. I says to-
that niger, says I,
| st nOHv hox.o x7o17 ooo~, La.4 -
into that kitchen and fetch me
some beans an taters an hunk
of corn bread"
Wish-I-may-die if that niger
didn't just about faint, but after
he recovered from the shock. I
got my grub all right.
And even outside of hotels and,
restaurants, some folks have a
: powerful mania for trying to use
1 French words that they don't
know how to use.
They remind me of mules
daddy trying to sing tenor at a
q camp-meeting of nightingales.
! | despise such words as en-
regle, entree, entre-nous, and
dozens more like them. Ali these
! words are pronounced entirely
different from the way they are
Y spelled $50 am told by man
e who once got foundered on a
! French grammer.) Also they
are to be pronounced as tho you
had your mouth full of hot mush
n that you couldn't swallow with
e yelling, and we're too polite to
8 spit out in your plate.
The fool-killer., 1915-10-01
The Devils Letter.
Hades, Sept, Goth, 1915.

Dear Flying Men: |
[ take off my hat to you fellows.
And that means a good deal, for
I don't often take off my hat to
anybody. You are great fellows,
and your profession is winning
it's way into my heart in a most
wonderful manner.
Yes, my dear Flying Men, [ am
most happily surprised at the de-
velopment Of the flying machine
and [ will gladly do all in my
power to extend it's usefulness
throughout the earth.
I will confess, however, that l
did not always look upon the
flying machine in this favorable
light. When the idea Of men learn
ing to fly was first suggested to
me I only laughed at it. In that
respect [ was like most other peo-
pie. Of course I have always
been able to fly. [ learned the
trick in heaven when / was an an
gel and have never forgotten it.
My wings have been scorched a
good deal since [ have been down
here bossing this fire department,
and they don't look as nice and
new as they once did, but I can
still fly pretty we'll. It comes in
mighty handy, too, when I want
to make a trip to the earth and
back, as I often do. But then [
am something more than human,
you know, and felt myself super
ior to men. And so when [ heard
that men were trying to fly just
had me big hearty laugh. I
loked upon it as another ambiti-
Gus Tower Of Babel project and
felt sure it would never succeed.
But imagine my surprise and
CONSERVATION when [ received a
message from earth one day stat
ing that man had actually learn
ed to fly. Indeed, could hardly
believe it until [ made a trip up
there and saw it with my own
eyes.
"Well, said [ to myself, those
men on earth are getting too
smart for me. After all my ef-
forts to keep them out Of heaven,
they will now be able to fly right
in.''
And you can't imagine how
blue and ,disheartened [ was for
awhile. I felt that I might as
well rent out hell for a goose pas
ture and 60 to preaching.
But as the years passed and the
flying machine continued to i'm
prove, I noticed that nobody had
yet gone to heaven in it, while sew
eral Of it's victims had landed i1
hell with their necks broke. The1
hope began to spring up in my
bosom again. It seemed possible
that the thing might yet turn ou
to be a powerful agency in my be
half.
And 50 it has. Since this glori
GUS war started, [ have been NOR
than pleased with the results o
the flying machine. In forme:
wars it was only the surface O
the earth and sea that could fur
nish victims for me. But now
get them from the water, the lane
and the air. To tell the truth
though, I have had some troubl
with you fellows who come dow
from the air. From your air bat
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-07
Don't Merely "Sfop" a
Cough
stlp the Thing that Causee It
and the Cough will a.
Stop Itself X

"A cough is really one of our best
friends. 1t warns lis that there is in
Illumination or obstruction in a danger
GUS place. Therefore, when you get a
bad cough don't proceed to dose yourself
with a lot of drugs that merely ''stop''
the cough temporarily by %deadening the
throat nerves. Treat the cause-heal the
intlamed membranes. Here is a home
made remedy that gets right at the cause
and will make an obstinate cough vanish
more quickly than you ever thought pos
sible. '
Put 2k ounces of *Pinex $50 cents
worth) ina pint bottle and fill Che bottle
with plain glranulated sugar syrup: This
gives you a full pint of the most pleasant
and effective cough remedy you ever used,
at q cost of only 81 cents. No bother to
prepare. Full directions with Plnex.
It. heals the infamed membranes 90
gently and promptly that you wonder
how it does it. Also loosens a dry, hoarse
or tight cough and stops the formation of
phlegm in the throat and bronchial tubes,
thus ending the persistent loose cough. :
Pinex is a highly concentrated com.
pound of Norway pine extract, rich in
guaiacol, and is famous the world over
for its healing effect on the membranes.
20 avoid disappointment. ask your
G:fuggist for "2h Junces of Pinex." and
don't accept anythino else. A guarantee
of absolute satisfaction, or'money prompt
~ refunded. goes with this preparation.
The Pinex Co., Fl. Wayne, Ind.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-07

.srsAa .r. =l."r h.'-. .s4' tsf"E#E" ' F.'
force the laws Of the state as they
ara written upon the statutes and
shall continue 20 do so.
Conclusion.
In closing I cannot help but express
my regret at parting in an official way
with Mr.. Spalding, Mr.. Miller, Mr.
Olson and Mr.. Gilbreath. They have
served North Dakota with honor and
integrity and retire to private life
with the respect and esteem of the
people of the state. To you who have
been chosen to fill their places, / bid
you welcome to an opportunity for
public service. -
Gentlemen of the Assembly, you
have each been elected from some par
ticular senatorial district and in TAX
ing up the duties which the people
of this state have laid upon you, l
ask that you consider the various ques
lions that shall come before you, not
alone from the viewpoint of the dis
trict that you represent, but from the
broader point of view as to how the
bills that shall be passed will effect
the people Of the whole state. The
path that VIC must tread is n Of
seriousness and responsibility and
may you and | both have the help and
guidance Of Almighty God in the de-
and work which is before
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-07
DRIVES AWAY
HEADACHE
Rub Musterole on Forehead
and Temples IS, II

A headache remedy without the dam
gers of Headache medicine" Relieves
headache and that miserable feeling
from cold or congestion. And it acts at
once! MUSTEROLE is a clean, white
ointment made with oil of mustard. Bet
ter than a mustard plaster and does not
blister. Used only externally, and in no
way can affect stomach and heart, as
some internal medicines do.
Best for Sore Throat, Bronchitis,
Group, Stiff Neck, Asthma, Neuralgia,
Congestion, Ple:r;5y, Rheumatism, Lum-
bago, all Pains and Aches of the Back
or Joints, Spra;rs, Sore Muscles, Bruis-
cs, Chilblains, Frosted Feet, Colds Of the
Chest Git often prevents Pneumonia).
At your druggists, in Csc and Soc jars,
and a special large hospital size for $3.50.
Be sure YOU get the genuine MUS
TEROLE. Refuse i~n;tations-get what
YOU ask for. The Musterole Company.
Cleveland, Ohio.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-01-07
,rence to the educational institutions

erence to the educational institutions
and within the past year this agita
ton has become more pronounced, and
l recommend to this Legislature that
a committee be appointed from the
Senate and House who shall be given
full authority and sufficient funds tC
make a thorough examination of cor.
ditlons at the State University, the
State Agricultural College and all
other educational Institutions; that
they shall be authorized to employ al
expert accountant if they so desire,
to summon witnesses and to make a
thorough and exhaustive investigation
and that they be given plenty of time
in which to do their work, that the
charge of extravaganza and other
charges that have been made may be
proved or disproved and the truth
made known to the people of the
state. This committee should report
as to whether any of the institutions
are doing work, which is outside Of the
province of the particular institution,
whether any departments should be
dropped and also whether any Of the
institutions are duplicating work, and
if SO, why. ~.
In connection with this l recommend
to the legislature that a law be passed
by your honorable body that shall
place the State University, the State
Agricultural College, the State School
of Science, the State Industrial and
Normal lchool and the State School
of Forestry under a Board OF Regents.
There is a question whether in view
of the fact that the three State Nor
mails are now under a special Normal
Eoard, whether they shall be included
under the Board of Regents at this
time or not. Personally; I believe
that for the next two years a. least
it would be better to continue the
Normal Schools under their present
board. "A Board Of Regents, if such a
board shall be created, will have a
very large amount of work that will
require all of their time in reorga1iz-
ing and readjusting the five schools
named.
This Board Of Regents should be
given full power and should not be
a large board. / would recommend
that the law provide for only three
men, believing that a small body OF
men can do their work more efficient
ly than a larger number and with less
expense to the state.
| have given the question of the
creation Of a Board of Regents very
careful thought and for a time was
opposed to it. but have come to be-
lieve that it is the right way to handle
the situation. | only wish to see that
done which will be for the best inter
ests of the schools and believe that
by having a Board of Regents who
shall have full control of these schools
that it will tend to delocalize the in
situations and make them what they
really are and should be, state i1sti-,
tutions. We find that under the T'oard
of Control that our penal and charit-
able institutions are handled today as
state institutions and not as local in
stitutions aid as they were whea
under separate boards. We find that
where we have a board that only rep