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The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21
IIsg's LITTLE JOKE
...,f LUNCH NOT APP7E'
''D e'.reO sv TRAMP"
!. Enjoyed H. but Snowy
p's ,. :. and other "FIxinss"
cam. .,.e.hlna That He c0"'0
name without.

sarah was putting the m,
= !. ..ses to the dinner jacob
', ,ran his store down town own
2 =. LII he pleasant odor Of 1000
s's's sarah. could thee tx X me
n'.1,,, ,ch for a poor tramp?
80 ' y course, Jacob, I could hS
y. Y. NEE: but why not bring tue
3 . |. here here 50 that no one may see
=. ~ d. poor fellow has Travelled seI'sa
- ~. ,oday, and ! left him down
=. -, ',e,.: but if thee will fix me
: '. ',si.i ri carry it down to hi"
~ ,,sAt thee go ahead and eat thy
l, ~ vben thee is ready to go
n have his lunch ready Tor
: .,,,.. Jacob passed into the
=. ,s.u,' and when Sarah had him
=, snDIoyed eating her delicious
y. .,.,.ptial meal. she left him TO
4 = a,yices and repaired to the
~. ,here she first lined a large
- viii one Of her snowy damask
~. then, thinking that tramps
e,oy having a meal look invit,
=. .,Il Is anyone else. she got out
|. ~ covered dish, in which she
- . liberal piece Of steak, then
81 I'd butter. and small dishes
q ,ih its separate cover. in which
! Z .heed mashed potatoes. green
=. aeved tomatoes. a bottle OF COT
g y custard and cake for dessert.
n a. covered the basket with an
- asvy napkin, and when Jacob
q l,IeAed his lunch. gave him the
- 10 carry back to the store.
IN Jacob's return home that eve.
= vitA the basket and empty
n Sarah asked: did thy tramp
~ u dinnerr
n he enjoy IT." asked Jacob.
Ina, / guess he did. He ate every.
r 1t The tomatoes and coffee. and
Itihsd them for him."
.saage that he did not drink the
~ nnrnured Sarah.
M. uot 4 Ill strange. Sarah |
- VI nv dog that drank or en-
Fri ueee," Jacob answered. striv.
III = b smile.
4 NJ ~ thee mean. a dog? ia
< In ashamed Of thee for speak.
~ poor fellow in such a man.
II mi eAided him.
~ dear Sarah. tell thee #
41 ~ dryly remarked Jacob.
nnlls 70 contain himself any
- sAouted with laughter.
- % Say. Sarah has never
yeeob for allowing her to go
) ~ she did. over q tramp
~ uhsaeser the name of dog
- she looks at Jacob in a
& vay. warning him not to
L. III Of her tramp.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21
Hard to Please Everybody.

Doubleday is always trying SO hard
to correct his own faults that he
never has time to find fault with 9TH
er people"
In that case he ought to be popu-
Tar with his neighbors."
You'd think so, but they accuse
him OF being self-centered."
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21
To Drive Oat Malaria
And Build tp The System

Take the Old Standard GROVE )
TASTELESS chill TONIC You know
what YOU are taking. as the formula is
printed on every label, showing it 10
Ou!nne and Iron 10 a tlste.sss form The
Ouinine drives out malaria, the iron
builds up tie system. 50 cents. Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21
Prefers Insanity

Doctor recommends baseball as a
cure for insanity. HIM. 1t strikes US
that the last state of anyone taking
that course OF treatment would be
worse than the first
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21
GROUND ITCH (THE CAUSE o.
HQOkXORM CURED

HOOKWORM) CURED
Also sweet sleep and quick relief
from that itching, burning sensation by
using Tetterine. q wonderful remedy
for eczema, letter. ground itch. erysipe-
las. dandrufr and all other forms Of
skin diseases. 1t keeps the skin healthy
Mrs. Thomas Thompson OF Clarks-
with tormenting eczema: had the best
doctors to prescribe: but nothing did
me any good until I got Tetterine. It
esnd. ~ othsr. -" c su ,astiFx r. .;n,Ia,
cures.
Tstterf.e at druggists or by mail for 500
by ]. T. Shuptrine. Savannah, Ga. Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21

The Village Jokesmith.
Il kent sleep these days"
"Haow be tibet, Cy?'
Il sleep nights"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21

For lame back use Hanford's Bal.
sam, applied thoroughly and wen rub.
bed in. Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21

Temptation comes to US in various
guises. Leaving a man alone with his
own gas meter is one OF them
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21

Newspaper stereotypers use Han.
ford's Balsam of Myrrh for relief from
splashing metal burns. Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21

to attract attention Is to make a fool
Of himself.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21
Their Justification.

Isn't it shame the prices these
New York restaurants charge"
But isn't it worth something To en-
terrain the class Of people they have
TO Smart Set.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21
Money Getter.

Did Swift borrow money TO buy an
auto"
No, he is a higher fnancier he
bought ar auto to borrow money
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21
The Kind,

The Kind.
Don't you want your son to make
his mark In the world?"
Certainly, II it's q dollar mark"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21

The female who parades the streets
with a jag on thinks she's a perfect
lady.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21
LADIES'!
Take CAPUDiNE-

For Aches. Pains and Nervousness.
TITS NOrA NARCOTIC OR DOPE
Gives quick relief-Try it.-Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21

For wire cuts use Hanford's Balsan
Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21
SAVING Them.

why don't you use your brains
Douglas?"
Because I want them to last"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21
Officer, He's Out Again!

Snicklefritz-I saw a queer thing
today.
Dinglebatz-What was it?
Snicklefritz-A blind man looking
for work.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1915-08-21

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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-22
At the Iroton Watershed.

Governor WHITMAN has promised
his aid to the city in its effort TO
maintain the purity Of the Croton
water. His letter to Mayor mitchell.
is sufficiently ungracious to convince
his up- State adhprents that he reluc-
family nligns himself against the
scheme to serve sewage to us. Ky
this his sincere Rcpublicanism viii
be established New York city will
continue to draw pure water from its
mains. and can afford to ignore the
n~on-esseutiais.
This town is not. however, under
obligation to thank the State uuiilori.
ties for their pledge to amend theft
scheme for polluting the watershed.
Ii would be justified If 1t harborcd
resentment because the plan was ever
seriously considered. But this 1t will
not do: 1t has no time To brood owe
the wrongs it suffers from Albany,
Were 1t to let its mind dwell on this
subject New York would not have a
minute to enjoy its |uncountcd adran-
tages, achieved in spite of the preju-
dice that upstate politicians cherish
against it for their W benefit.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-22
THE AEROPLANE ENGINE.
Inventors ~ Meet to Discuss Improve.
ment Of American Types.

To THE EDITOR or THE SuH-Sir: The
crying need In aeronautics in this coun-
try is a reliable %aeroplane engine. and.
SO far as aviation is concerned in the
soaeme of military preparation, engineers,
from unitarian as well as from pa
triotic motives, can best devote their
energies to the development OF IN eff
Client, all American power plant for ny-
Ing machines.
II is Il fact that the American aero
plane In its various types and designs
Is to-day generally much further ad-
vanced than the motor. While manu-
facturors in this country are able 20
build aeroplanes that compar favorably
with the product of European factories,
the construction OF engines suitable for
the operation OF these craft has not. ex-
cept In the case OF one or two concerns
whose large foreign orders nave stimu-
lated production, reached the point where
they would prove ACCEPTABLE for use by
foreign Governments requiring a certain
standard of efficiency and durability for
war service. Hence there has not been
n product good enouga for use by this
Government.
The aeroplane engine, while OF rela-
lively light weight. must not sacrifice
strength for lightness, as II must BE- capa-
bic OF operating continuously for a long
period. Its design can only come as "A
result OF extended and practical expe-
ricnCe by competent engineers. Cnfor-
~tunately American engineers and build
ers have not had the incentive OF large
orders, such as has been the case in
Europe for a number Of years. That OF
course accounts for the lack Of enter
I prise here in this direction.
The interest which the Government Is
taking In aeronautics means mat this
condition will o be changed, n the
big prize which Is TO eward those WHO
place on the market an aeroplane en-
CINE that Is at least the peer OF the best
European engines will lie in the estab-
lishment Of a large and lucrative In
dustry.
The A~eronautical Society OF America.
TO help along the cause OF the American
aeroplane engine. has arranged 70 hold
a meeting on October 10. TO be known
as a Symposium on Engines" The
meeting will be held at the Engineering
Societies Building. 90 West Thirty
ninth street. beginning ut $ O'Clock +. II
Engineers and engine manufactures are
invited to present at this meeting their
views on design and construction ot the
aeroplane engine. preferably reading
from concisely written statements. 81
that each speaker will consume as little
time as possible. In order that a large
number Of papers may he read. The
technical board OF the society will Their
appoint otter times fo- a more complete
presentation and ela bnration Z each
paper separately. so that full benent may
be derived from each one. The paper
and discussions thereon will be printed
and published by the society under tn,
Lee 5. Bu-ridge Foundation fund
FREDERICK W. BARKER
Acting President.
New NoPk. Septpnher 90
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-22
Consider the Lilies.

Why wait for the uncertain whims
of an Faster Sunday to see the glories
of a clothes Yarade along the street
Of Il thousand shop windowsI This
i the time. this period OF shifting
.ightS and shadows, this champagne
season of saffron sunlight. singing
winds and flying clouds. filling the
veins with the elixir of life and the
soul with the JOY Of living. Compared
with the Fifth avenue OF now the
Itflh venue Is ~ oxford street 10
rlccadilly. the "Puppen Alice" Of Der.
lin to the gallery Of the Vatican, a
catalogue of portraits TO TENNYsoN's
"Drcum of Fair Women" There is
something TO gladden. every eye. a.
satisfy every taste, to stir the pulses
~ age to hasten the flying feet OF
youth, Ia silence the tongue of gossip,
to transform a miSanthrope into an
orator for woman's suffrage,
There are little girls with glisten.
ing pigtails swinging across their
slender backs, and ancient matrons
with pride stalking bravely before
them, Young girls, old girls, girls
standing where brook and river
meet girls on the other shore, girls
In the middle Of the stream-all are
10 he seen in the blithe September
days, and clad so yariously, SO be
%willcringly, 50 bewItchingly that the
feeble mind of man staggers drunken
within him even while his tired bust
ness feet carry him soberly up TN
shining street.
For the clothes display Is beyond
his ken. Girls In the white raimenI
Of summer with black winter hats
sitting upon their perfumed tresses
girls with summer shoes and stockings
reaching gracefully upward TOWARD
fur trimmed hcralds Of the coming
SHOWS; girls with Understandable com
NuatiouS Of the whole four season,
spread Aistractinsly over their OK.
uuis.Ir persons; girls with last sum
mrr's winter hats making ready Il
retire before the memorable advanc,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-22
Campus and Classroom In 1861.

With the opening Of another college
year at hand. what are the prospects
for the academic session? Attend
ance. which tluctuatcS with the coun-
try's prosperity. will be counted in
the m]atrlcu,ation books with more
than the usual interest. Is 1t to give
evidence of 'hard tines or to indi-
cate that paterfamilias Is doing
pretty well, thank you?
Students who had planned a finish
ing course abroad have had to give 1t
up. sharing the disappointment ~
some of their instructors who had
been ~eXpectin: 10 spend the long
awaited ~'sabbatical year In Europe.
Il will do the collegiate world no
harm TO "sce America first l. It an
empty boast that American colleges
can escort the explorer Of knowledge
through the hardest country ana 10
the most Glddy heights mastered by
the savauts Of the Continent?
If conditions in Europe check the
annual eastward pilgrimage of our
scholars, how are they To operate
upon the compensatory current west
ward? Exchange profeSSorship~'
lanCuish now, and i is likely that the
gentleman If exalted intellectual at.
tainmeut who IN the usual course OF
events would have been helping orr
young ideas to shoot are busy al the
other side, in administrative military
office. or V on the firing line. The
inflow of European students. too. II,
small factor in the roll call If under
graduate and postgraduate cu,,c.ianS
will be cut or. OF late years we hav,
had an ever increasing delegation e
the classroom and the laboratory from
the southcrly Americas, and this wi,
probably he increased.
The year 1861 should be- one al
PECULIAR SERIOUSNESS and effort I'm oU,
colleges. Let sports flourish a. ever
but let education follow the good OK
ample OF our trade and Industry II
increased effective production.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-22
BOhcmia's Drought.

The decision Of the Sailors Snug
Harbor to forbid the sale of liquor In
any of the buildings on their property
will make Il large section Of the coast
Of Bohemia dry, for within the lim-
its Of the old Mimic farm, which now
comprises the Snug Harbor holdings,
New York's old Bohemia still has Its
stronghold. The curse OF fashion
may travel northward and the flower
and feather trade may press close
about the high lights Of letters n
the graphic arts, but Bohemia in Its
purcst estate still flourishes in the
region about Washington Square.
And here the prohibition OF the
Sailors Snug Harbor Is most to be
felt as its leases gradually run out.
Ilithcr resort still some Of the city's
eplcures who are sufficiently inter-
cStcd In the pursuit Of good cooking
10 go atield in search of IL. Here in
a former day was the historic Solari
and In the present time there are the
Lafayette and the Brevoort. both pre-
sided over by the genius OF RAYMOND,
which was developed when the Mar
tin. now departed, made that quarter
of the town an eplcurean Mecca.
Sometimes Bohemia, which Is ever
young, Is TO he found in these larger
places. which are luckily preserved by
leases valid for a decade more or less.
50 the drought is not everywhere
Immediately imminent. But the prac-
teal enforcement of the new provi-
sion In the Sailors Snug Harbor
leases will do more TO alter the outline
Of bohemia than any other influence
which ever threatened the freedom of
Washington Square. Its coast line
is certain TO b. radically changed as
the leases Of the restaurants and
other places Of artistic resort expire
without even the sound OF a drawn
cork TO celebrate their last breath.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-22
Not on "The SUMS" Doorstep.

The Hon. JosEPH T. RYAN, who is
running in the Democratic primaries
against Judge LoRENz ZELLER, has
written n letter to US politely reproach-
ing THE Sun for not being as excited
about his political future as he him
So'f IS. Mr.. RYAN says:
81 believe ! have a just complaint
against the press when / say that u
f,tA"red the primary bill and now,
throu-h It's spirit OF disInterestedness,
refuses 20 nurse the child for which II
IS responsible"
We deny all responsibility as to the
paternity Of the direct primary law,
We think the system Is ineffective,
cumbersome and unsatisfactory: we
know it is expensive and complicated
and we decline to he held accountable
simply because Mr.. RYAN has tried 10
deposit this political infant on ouI
doorstep. We hereby summo the 20.
lice to take the brat TO the psyche,
pHthic ward IS the Statesmen's Hos
pltal, where IT belongs.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-22

Rumania or fight their way across
Serbia. Bulgaria and Serbia together
could offer a formidable resistance to
any force that the Teutonic allies
could spare from their eastern or
western fronts. But with a free pas
sage from the Bulgarian frontier the
arrival Of the expedition at the Darda-
ncllcs would seem assured.
Upon Bulgaria to n large extent
thus depends the success or failure
of n movement that must be consid-
cred of vital Importance to both Sides
in the war. That she can make a
bargain which will realize some Of
FERDINANp's ambitions and the Bull
garians' dreams Of empire is evident
from the recent course Of diplomatic
negotiations in the Balkans. The
Government at Sofia has 80 far shown
considerable shrewdness. and there
seems no doubt that. approaching to
the fullest the position, 1t will en-.
deavor TO make the most of the pres
ent opportunity.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-22
MAY MOVE GREELEY STATUE.
Tribune Association Wants II Put
In city Hall Park.

The LAKE. John = y. Wards bronze
statue Of Horace Greeley, " .,h has
stood FOR many years IN front OF the
Tribune Ruild.uG, may be moved to city
Han Paris. \ suggestion To- tina effect
made by the Tribune Association is being
considered by Park Commissioner Ward
and the Municipal Art Commission.
The space occupied by the statue is
partly In Nassau street and patty within
the house lines Of the T'jhuue Build
ing, As n projection beyond the house
line Il was an Constructions" as defined
by an order issued by George NJ Anenv
as President ~ tNo BOARD ~ Aldermen
two years ago. To comply with the
order tho Tribune association has sew
e-al chauccs To make along It's street
line. II aunot do : Is. according to A
statement printed yesterday. until trr
city authorities M a new situation cor
the statue,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-22

The Hon. FRrTz-MIcHAEL Rooney
SCHNIrzEL informs us that for Swed-
ish bankers TO lend money 10 Germany
is patriotic and absolutely neutral. and
for American bankers TO lend money
to England and France is the last
desperate recourse of traitorous enc
mics OF Kultur. Mr.. RooNEY-SCHNIT-
EEL adds that he considers II beneath
his dignity to explain the reasoning
by which he reaches this conclusion,
as his word should suffice TO convince
all unbiased thinkers; and anyway,
experience has taught him that no.
body who does not accept his opin-
ions without question is possessed Of
sufficient mentality to understand his
intellectual processes.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-22
Bulgaria and the German Drive
south.

That Bulgaria is being forced to a
decision through the demands Of the
Allies and the mH>>iug If an .Nu>tro-
German army along the Serbian hor-
der and that Rumguia and Greece
are preparing for the cycntuu,iiics Of
Il Teutunic southern advance are the
salient points in the present Balkan
situation.
Buigar!a's course remains the most
important consideration. The nuts
that FERDINAND ana his advisers have
proved satisfactory to the nation.
The Turkish grant Is an ]cmharraSS-
ment rather than a blessing; for the
Mosiem residents Of the cclul terri
tory have risen in opposition AMI re-
fused their allegiance to the new
ruler. while the Eu'gnriaus, app0r.
ontIy rs unable as the rest If the
world To understand the Significance
Of the gift. consider IL insufficient as
either n reward of their neutrality or
as a price for partnership with their
ancient enemy.
The people have become more than
ever insiSrcnt upon their demands for
Il portion OF Macedonia and are show
ing this in constant agitation and by
the enrolment Of BulCars from Ser
lia and Greece under the Bulgarian
colOrS. Premier PAsHIrCU has an
nounced that Serbia accedcd to the
demands of the Allies regarding Mace
donia. What the concession was Is
not definitely known, hut that Bul-
garia does not consider 1t sufficient is
evident from her course. \ bulgarian
rltory has been met by a counter
threat Of Rumanin and Greece 10
come to Serhla's aid. This. then, APP
pears to be Bu'garla'S position in the
present crisis.
\ contemplated Tcutonic drive
ucrosS the Balkans was rumorcd
some time ago: il resulted only In Il
fcw Austrian attacks along The north
cru Serbian border. Or dcncc Is
given 10 the present report, however.
on account of the German failure to
send supplies 70 relieve the urgent
needs VI Ia" Turkish army aud hy
IA" apparently authoritative an.
uouncrm"ut Icy ENviE Il>hu that Ger
many s. Ia send "a larg" army Ia CON.
>iuuliu"plc. To du lnis the NuSrro.
German forces must cross @lil'garla.
whether they violate the neutrality Of
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-22

Mr.. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN FELL of
Passaic. having attained 80. has
reached the & when IA man should
begin to think OF forming good habits.
conserving his health and laying up
something for his old axe. II Is all
very well for i boy to sit up late o.
nights, investigate the qualities OF
ales. wines. liquors and cigars, and
do a little something in the oat sow
ing way. hut as middle age approaches
he should settle down 10 golf and
similar s~edentary diversions. II MIR.
FELL takes our advice he may live to
be an old man, but II he d~isreGards il
he will he in danger Of being cut of
in his prime.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-22

Of next winters spring hats; girls in
thin clothes and thick, dark clothes
and light; girls who are just our
same, familiar, adorable New York
girls Of all ages, no matter how they
shuttle the splendors Of their seasons
into an Undesirable Kaleidoscope Of
styles.
And all this a man may see now,
without waiting for ~coquettish Easter
and all for the simple price of n lei.
surely walk between the Waldorf-As
torla Hotel and the University Club
Truly It is n great old town.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-09-22

eminent is paternal in their " LIANT
of birth or descent, and in this land OF
the free they expect relief from such
external supervision Of their intellec-
tual occupations. But they should un-
derstand that whereas in Germany
official regulation of private acts may
be for the good of the governors, In
this country 1t is always for the good
OF the governed.
Hyphenitis must be squelched, but
the doctors in the Passaic institution
might have recognized before the CON
troversial organs" were admitted that
prevention is better than cure. II Is
regrettable that their pruning knife.
since 1t has to be used at all. was per-
mltted to cut into only one branch OF
the controversy" tree.
The furry in Passaic is interesting
as a local symptom Of n subtly per-
vasive malady. The only European
partisan censorship which public IL
braries can now afford to indulge in
Is omnipartisan: let everything In, or
keep it all out.