The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-03-11

| for the reason he talks too much ant
displays his ignorance.
| That we have been wondering fo
some time what manner of bait tn,
next blue-sky angler who lands here
will use to catch the fresh supply Of
suckers.
That the grounding theory Of
weather forecasting has gained some
converts as his pigship pronosticat-
ed. A grounding wouldn't lie I'M
less it were a grounding case.
That even at Charleston they had
a spirited school election last Tues
day. That proves that Bill Fores-
man can make something like life
signs eminate even from cemetery.
That when you hear doctors COM
plain about business being no good
in community, it is a sure omen
that such a community is pretty
good place to tie to if you would en-
joy good health, peace and plenty.
That if the first three days of
March regulate the weather for the
balance of the month, as the oldest
inhabitant tells us, we may look out
for all sorts of weather, as the first
three days displayed variety of all
that is prevalent here.
That the greatest sermon ever
preached is contained ia the follow
ing five words Honesty is the best
policy" And this does not mean
that one person should not
steal money from another-there are
divers and greater meanings intended.
That there are those who do not
want the war to end before the pres
ent grain crop is harvested and sold,
if the hostilities cease, the
bottom will drop out of all markets.
Well, the rank and file of our citizen
ship could stand drop of prices all
along the line.
That Peter Nesler showed his bus
ness sagacity and confidence in the
:uture welfare of Nezperce by fur
fishing room No. Is, in the new ho-
ell with the most elaborate furnish
ng, and his prowess has drawn ood-
es of his friends 10 the scene to mar
ell and to envy.
That the pesky fly mad. its first
ppearance here last week, to our
and it behooves every
itizen to grab the most destructive
waiter in their possession at once
nd not lay it down until every "buz-
r" has been transferred to its par
cular kingdom come.
That London press correspond (
1t who recently gained permission
interview the allied forces on the 4
ring lire gives US the information
lat the war will end by fall. His 4
isdomship does not make himself
ear by the fall of whom, which A
Il, or who will win. So there you
e! <
That the Orofno Republican is
aking lot of noise about cleaning 9
], and have clean town. Judg-
ON the amount of human junk ex- &
ing in that village, according to
E two newspapers, the sewers will q
come clogged and remain that way
ould such work be carried farther q
an newspaper palaver.
That it promises to be a case of a
rive out among the belligerent
untries in Europe and in the effort q
feed them is where your Uncle :
muel is likely to get into trouble. "a
,wever, if a blockade is maintained
will do lot towards lowering the q
&c of foodstuhs in this country :
nething poor people can stand. "a
That the time of year has arrived :,
en- general cleanup campaign "a
'uld be resorted to by every sani- =
y-loving citizen in Nezperce. Do q
wait until the Herald warns up =
Ter the collar about it for several a.
les, but grab the garden rake and "a!
10 it, and make your neighbor ~
AIMED of himself, or follow suit. =
hat the millions of friends of ex- %.
gresham French are just awaken ~OS