The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1915-12-20
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no more need o. committing suit
Ode. Just take d drink annd walk III
front OF q Baltimore q ohiotbnll.
Who's supposed TOT beat up arailroad
cop when he cts drunk?
~ 3 babies that cry out loud In the
I. .;-sres should be taken to a boiler.
makers picnic.
Nat wills says: Cancel the order
for Christmas toys for our little Boy.
"a as he's going home
John Conway, Of Fairmont. is going
70 W out with the New York Giants.
Probably wants Charlie Faust's Job.
How many Of these guys that say
tney never sleep with q FIRE lit are
telling the TRUTH
Reno Fleming says someone opened
the. door and income tax.
TO which reply was made that
someone else opened the door and in
Rewards are offered for "Buckshots
Davis. colored. for shooting three rail-
road bulls at Ke .
Ad. In Grafton paper: "Fresh
country produce and milk. Butterlne
our speciality
a New, York woman left 50, 900 each
70 q parrot and a dog. Six thousand
dollars to keep a dog and a parrot
Ihat would buy 100, 900 loaves Of bread
ior unfortunate men and women during
the winter. Hope In the new world she
VIII have repeated to her: what.
soever you did unto the least Of these.
you did also unto me-"
Baseball men cannot agree. Who in
Jerusalem cares!
The fellow who can play chess these
days Is the only fellow who can nut
n n, q dreary Sunday having lot OF
b i
Those hotel Keepers who announce
that their hotels are bomb proof are
DONG lots Of business. Be better il
they were bum proof.
The c. g o. railroad has run
special trains loaded with booze from
Catlettsburs. KY, to points in West,
Virginia. Buy az home.
BY the way, wasn't the Kaiesr TO
pc In Paris last Christmas? Also,
wasn't the Gar to be in Berlin? And
further the Dardanelles were forced
several months ago. But somehow the
news OF these three important moves
has not yetreached Uncle Sam.
Speaking Of the war. Greece is grad.
aal'y becoming {. tal!oT !.
a new station will not be needed II
me Baltimore & Ohio cops are going
70 XIII au the passengers that come
to this city.
Why is It that all reporters in NOV.
ing pictures and on the stage have a
pad OF paper and a pencil in their fists
Then. again, why Is It that someone
always stops these movie actors lust
before they pull the trigger, when they
want to shoot themselves.
As for moving pictures, the post or.
nee, handling 1916 calendars, has 1t On
all OF these pdeons. p
an assistant to Major II. H. Jackson.
who has charge OF the engineering
corps In the Government Improve.
ment work on the Ohio River In that
district. Mr.. Lee has recently re.
turned from Hawaii where he has
been stationed for the past few years.
Capt. and Mrs. W. H. Loving has been
host and hostess at several dinners
given recently In honor Of Capt. Lee.
and Of Major and Mrs. jackson, who
have been the guests OF friends here.
Representatives Of athletics circles
In Washington were present at. the
meeting held at New York this week,
Of the annual meeting OF the rule com.
mittee OF the central board of foot.
ball officials. Well known football Of.
noials and coaches OF this section in
q meeting previous TO their departure,
discussed their experience OF last
seasons games in various sections OF
the country. Among the plays on
which more di.ect ruling was asked
was whether safety or touch. back
should be called when a played inter.
cepts a forward pass behind his goal
line, and, under the impression he
has made an error, throws the ball
across the line back into pay. A
more direct ruling was asked 70. when
an opposing center starts forward
with the fereree's whistle On tho
kickoff and collides with the player
kicking the ball. One of the argu.
ments used for new ruling In this
case was an experience of Robert
Maxwell, Of Swarthmore. who presid.
ed at the meeting. Maxwell told OF
a play in West. Virginia IN which a
small end on the tackle behind his own
goal line to catch forward pass and
as soon as he received the ball--cry
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