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and ALI weapons taken from them. Mr..
Singleton was under suspicion. II being
known that he had threatened the cap
tain's life. and Oleson. a lookout. claiming
to have seen him forward where the ax
was kept
me crew insisted that Singleton be put
in irons. He made no objection. and We
locked him in his own room In the for
ward house. Owing to the loss OF
Schwartz. the second mate, already re-
corded In this log book tsee entry for
Aug. 81 the death of the captain and tn
Imprisonment of the first mate. the ship
was left without officers. Until Mr. Tur.
ner could make an arrangement the crew
nominated Burns. one of themselves. as
mate and asked me to assume
l protested that / knew nothing OF navi-
cation. but agreed on Its being represent
ed that. as I was not one of them. there
could be no III feeling.
The ship was searched on the POSSIBLE
ity of finding a stowaway In the hold
But nothing was found. 4 divided the
men into two watches. Burns taking one
and / the other. We nailed up the after
co-mpanionway and forbade any member
VI the crew to enter the after house. The
forecastle was also locked. the men bring
ing their belongings on deck. The stew
ardess recovered and told her story,
which. In her own writing. will be added
to this record
The bodies of the dead were brought
on deck and sewed into canvas and later.
with appropriate services. placed in the
jolly boat. II being the intention. later on.
to tow the boat behind us. Mr.. Turner
insisted that the bodies be buried at sea
and. on the crew opposing this. retired to
his cabin. announcing that he considered
the position OF the men as mutiny.
Some feeling having arisen among the
women of the party that l might know
more of the crimes than was generally
supposed. having been In the after house
at the time they were committed and
having no references. I this afternoon vol
unfairly surrendered myself to Burns,
acting first mate. The men. however. re
fused to accept this surrender. only two.
Adams and Mcnamara. favoring II. / ex-
pect to give myself up to the police at tn,
nearest port until the matter Is thorough
ly probed.
The az is locked In the captains cabin
RALPH LESLIE
Witnesses. John Robert Burns. Charles
Kll~neordlinger tJones,. William McNa-
mara. Carl L Clarke. Joseph Q Adams
John Oleson. Tom Mackenzie. Obadiah
williams.
Williams came up Oh deck late that
afternoon with IA scared face and an.
'nounced that Mr.. Turner had locked
himself in his cabin and VA raving In
| delirium on the other side Of the door
AhEhCi trtuStd W oItb titufi uooi
for rs. AS well as we could make out
he was moving rapidly but almost
noiseltssly up and down the room.
mutterlng to himself, now and then
throwing himself ON the bed. only to
get up at once.
Mrs. Turner dragged herself across,
on the state Of affairs being reported
to her. and after two or three abortive
attempts succeeded In getting a reply
from him.
Marsh" she called. - wan to talk
to you. Let me i'm
They'll get u.s. he said craftily.
us? Who Is with your"
VAIL" he replied promptly. Hes
here talking. He won't let me sleep
"Tell him to give you the key and
you will keep It for him 50 no one can
get him." l prompted. l had had some
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"Do Mrs. Turner and Miss Lee think
that?"
.aThey feel as I do. This is a picked
rew-men the Turner line has employ
ed for years."
.You are leaving me only n thing
to do" | said. 81 shall surrender my
self TO the men at once" took OUT
INV revolver and held 1t out to her
.aThis rope is a dead line. The crew
know. and you will have no trouble:
but you must stand guard here until
some one else is sent"
She took the revolver without a word
and, somewhat dazed by this new turn
of events. | went aft. The men were
gathered there. and ! surrendered my
self.
at will leave you pretty short hand
cd. bows" I finished. but you'd better
fasten me up somewhere. But ! want
to be sure Of one thing first: whatever
happens. keep the guard for the WON
en-"
"we'd like to talk 1t over. Leslie"
Burns said, after a word with the
others.
/ went forward a few feet, taking
care to remain where they could see
me, and very Don they called me.
There had been a dispute, ! believe.
Adams and Mcnamara stood on from
the Others. their faces not unfriendly'
but clearly differing from the decision
Charlie Jones. who by reason OF long
service and a sort of pious control ne
had In the forecastle. was generally
spokesman for the crew. took a step or
two toward me.
"we1 not do it. boy he said. I'VE
think we know a man when we see
one, as well as having occasion TO
know that you're white all through
And we're not inclined to set the taik
of women against what we think best
to do, SO you stick to your JOB ana
we're back OF you"
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Saratoga Chips
.osc Flood was in town from Cedar

n JDDu &oO
Basin yesterday.
Mr. and Mrs. Fl. +. Kincaid were
in town Monday. 1
Ira Want was in from the Cedar
creek ranch Saturday
lee Wilcox was down from South
Spring creek yesterday.
n T Keitch was down from Cedar
creek country Saturday.
6 s. Wood was in from Elk Hollow
Saturday after supplies.
Frank Schilt was in town from the
desert the first of the week.
CA Kennaday was down from his
Cedar creek place Saturday.
Ed. S. Walck was in town Satur
day from the upper country.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Swanson were
in own today from the ranch.
MIR. and Mrs. Frank Pennock were
in from Lake creek Saturday.
Winthrop and ". c. Condict were
down from Brush creek Saturday.
c. A. Cook and Miss Sites were
down from Brush Creek Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John McFarlane were
Il in from the ranch on the river Satur-
day.
Mrs. ". ]. Scarrow was up from
d the Scarrow ranch on the river Sat-
urday.
Mrs. Frank Schilt returned Satur-
dsy after a weeks visit at the Savage
ranch.
Evan Howard left Saturday for
Rock River to work the balance of the
winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Edwards were
in from their Lake creek ranch Sat
urdsy.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Pennock and
Bert Peck were in from Cow creek
Saturday.
". q. Sowder and e. E. Ryan were
in from up the river Monday in the
Sowder car.
j. D. Paulson went down to Chey-
enne to attend the inauguration of
Gov. Kendrick.
j. D. Canary arrived Monday from
Kansas to look after interests here on
his Hereford ranch.
Chas. Mckay and G. @. Young
made Saratoga a business visit from
the Brush creek country Monday.
Dave Wilcox was in from Sage
creek Monday after a load of baled
hay for Hopkins Brothers ranch.
Miss Maud Watt returned to Chey
enne Saturday, to take up her studies
again, after spending the holidays at
home.
L. L. Ruyle moved his family into
town Monday to remain the rest of
the winter to place his children in
school.
Homer Spencer, an old timer, who
has been spending the past year here,
was in the city from Brush creek
Yesterday.
Miss Marguerite Sullivan went back
to Laramie Sunday after spending the
holidays at home. She is attending
the University.
Garrett Price, Kenneth Dukes and
Miss Irene billiard returned to Lara
ME Monday to resume their studies
10 the University.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter E. Wilson en-
RETAINED Mr.. and Mrs. Paulson and
family and Mr.. aud Mrs. Wm. Torbett
At dinner New Years day.
Mrs II. L. K~uykendall and Miss
ada came in from Denver Sunday
and are stopping at the Gels Hotel
visiting Judge W. L. Kuykendall.
Miss Della billiard and Miss Anna
hunter left Sunday for the upper
country to resume their schools, q
me vacation only lasted until the 4th.
Mr.. and Mrs. White entertained
MI and Mr.. Newport and Miss Ad-
Made Newport and Mr.. and Mrs. I'll
u. KInoa;d ~. Ii
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-20

the childs recovery. The pin was
two inches long with black head.
Mrs. Jos. stoddard, the sister of Mr.
Martin Thomas, attended the opera.
ton. The child was kept at the hos.
bital from Monday until THURSDAY,
before the doctors could decide to
open the 'windpipe. E
Word has just been received that
DR.. Olsten of Manti, very suddenly
passed away and that his body Will
be sent here next Wednesday. The
particulars of his death are not known
at this time. Funeral will be held at
Richmond on Thursday.
A message was received from Leo
Merrill, the son of Mr.. and Mrs. G..
Merrill, that their son who has been
very sick and in a hospital in New
Jersey, has sufficiently recovered TO
start on his way home and the folks
will meet him in Salt Lake tomorrow.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-20
Foreign Stock
Holdings Increase

In the case OF the Pennsylvania
railroad system, according to figures
which have been compiled to March
/, there has been tendency in spite
of the war to increase foreign hold
ings OF its stock. The records show
that the Pennsylvania railroad on
March 1 had 100 more foreign stock
holders than a year ago.
The figures for the entire system
show that the total number OF hold.
ers of Pennsylvania stock is 92,225.
There were never before so many
holders, indicating a distribution
among small investors.
There were 31,S65 holders of the
stock in Pennsylvania, 1879 in New
York state and 32,726 in other parts
of the country. The average holding
was 10s q shares or 1858 shares less
than a year ago.
The number of women sharehold-
ers was 44,469, almost half the total
number of stockholders and their av-
erage holding was sixty-three shares.
The Pennsylvania system has to-
tai trackage of 26,419 miles. The
straight milage Is 11,794 miles OF
line of whs h 1874 miles are double
tracked, s21 miles three tracked, and
635 miles four tracked New York
Times.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-20

II Is difficult to estimate the degree
of pain, but there are certain signs OF
suffering which are unmistakable-
the pinched features, the knotted
brow, the rolling eyes with widely
dilated pupils, the ashen countenance,
the cool and clammy skin, the thready
pulse, the increased blood pressure.
the hands alternately clenched and
opened, the cries and groans and the
bodily contortions. All these present
definite picture with which every
experienced physician or nurse is
familiar.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-20
To Clean Watch Chains.

Gold or silver watch chains can be
cleaned with very excellent result,
no matter whether they be mat or
polished, by laying them for few sec
onds in pure aqua ammonia. They
should then be rinsed in alcohol. and
finally shaken in clean sawdust, free
from sand. Imitation gold and plated
chains should be cleaned In benzine,
then rinsed in alcohol, and afterward
shaken in dry sawdust.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-20
Technical Error.

The small girl had lately been In
troduced to grammar, and had ar
rived at that degree of knowledge in
which the critical spirit awakes. Con-
sequently she aroused the echoes the
other day with, And for bonny An.
ME Laurie Td"-a long pause--Tlic me
down and die."-Gazette.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-20
LOST
WANTED
His Lasting Occupatlon.

What Ii your occupation?" asked
the Judge Of witness. Same ole
thing, jedge-prayin' for rain or shine.
as they're needed: an predictin' the
end o the world whenever the signs
pint Observation-Disclosures Consttu.
ton.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-20
Work Of Ancient Enaineers,

The ancient historians say that over
1000 miles Of the lower Nile were pro-
tected by artificial embankment and
ctbsy works Of engineering skill.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-20

REMINGTON DOUBLE BARREL
shot gun, in good condition, with gun
case; a bargain at s12.50. Phone
4S. II
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-20
FOR RENT

NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS at
"a East Center. Phone 446j; also
rates for students. II
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-20

FIVE ACRES OF PASTURE LAND
Apply Emmeline Hammond, Provi.
denee. tt
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-20

All sizes of sewer pipe and drain
thing for sale. Evans Ice Co., 157
North Fifth West, Logan. tt
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-20
Daily ThouQht.

When anyone has offended me,
offense cannot reach it-Descartes.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-20
Forget Yourself.

Forget Yourself.
II you wish others to remember you
with pleasure, forget yourself. -
Charles Kingsley.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1915-04-20
FOR SALE

WHITE WYANDOTTE EGGS from
winter layers. 2S5 South First West.
Logan, Utah. tt
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
ERIE POST OFFICE ROBBED
Safe Blown Open and Between $500
and $500 Is Taken.

Monroe-Robbers visited the village
of Erie, II miles south of here Friday
night about midnight, entered Charles
Boidel's blacksmith shop and stole
tools, then entered Ross Jacobs sa-
loon, where the safe was open, and
took a few stamps, then broken into
the store of Clifton La Pointe, where
the postoffice is situated, blew open
the safe and stole between $500 and
5000 in stamps and $3.50 in cash.
The thieves made their escape to
the southwark with horse and buggy
stolen from the barn of William Gil
day. The horse was found on it's back
and the buggy overturned in a ditch
near the Ann Arbor railroad, where
the thieves evidently jumped on a
freight train.
The La Pointe building was not
damaged by the explosion.
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
zEPPELINS DROP
BOMBS ON PARIS
NIGHT RAID ON FRENCH CAPl-
tai DAMAGES SEVERAL
FACTORIES
FIRES CHECKED PROMPTLY
Official French Report Claims No One
Was Killed Although Admitting
injuries To Workman

Paris-Two Zeppelin war balloons
scared across the French battle line
near Compiegne shortly after l o'clock
Sunday morning and made the long
threatened night raid on Paris.
Many incendiary bombs were drop
ped on the capital and its suburbs.
Many fires ensued, but were speed
lily checked by the firemen, who had
been warned of the approach of the
hostile aircraft. So far as is known,
no one was killed.
The greatest damage done in the
industrial suburb of Courbevoie,
where several factories in which
night work was beins carried on and
which had glass roofs, guided the
kaiser's air destroyers and provided
all too excellent targets.
Two factories at Courbevoie were
destroyed and one workman was SER
iously injured A bomb of great size
was dropped on the building destroy
ing it and tearing a great hole in
the ground. The earth was torn up
for a great depth, yet only one of the
workmen was hurt. The others had
narrow escapes.
Another factory in a nearby street
in Courbevoie also was turn d into a
mass of debris by a bomb while all
surrounding buildings within a radius
of 600 yards had their windows shat
tered by the conclusion.
A bomb was dropped also on a little
island in the Seine, between Neuilly
and Courbevoie, which is a favorite
summer resort of Parisians. The his
toric shop on the lie de La Jatte was
smashed to pieces by an acrid-smell-
ing bomb.
An official communication regarding
the raid declares it served only TO
show how we'll the defensive arrange
ments would work out when put to
the test.
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
Cheered Too Soon.

During William Jennings Bryan's
first presidential campaign-in 1896,
was it not?-a section hand in Lincoln,
for years great Bryan rooter, begged
for the privilege of accompanying "the
Commoner" on one of his trips. AT
one stop Bryan got up to speak and
declared the cause was growing.
1--WE are making Roadway each day."
he said. Yesterday was better than
the day before and today shows prog
ress over yesterday"
At which point the section hand in
terrupted with a shout:
"Hurrah for tomorrow"
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
When Like Meets Ike

The caller at the teller's window
was very bald. but the teller inside had
him beaten by hairs breadth. There
was still struggling fringe around
the outer border of the callers head,
while the teller's had long reached the
stage when he brushed his head with
a towel.
The caller had evidently imbibed
rather freely that day.
He took a long look at the teller,
smiled a Sinking, quizzical smile,
then reached into his vest pocket and
extracted fat cigar.
"Shey, old Teller" he mumbled,
thrusting the cigar between the win
dow bars, have one on me. Anybody
that's as baldheaded as you deserves
a treat"
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25

EAST BUFFALO-Receipts of cat
tie, 5,375; market 50@75c lower;
choice to prime steers, $SQS.6O; fair
to good $7.50@7S5; plain and coarse,
TQ725; choice to prime handy
steers, $7.25@775; fair to good, $6.75
OPS; light common, $6@6.5O; year.
lings, S.5068; prime fat heavy heif-
ers, S@725; good butchers heifers,
$6.25@6.75; light butchering heifers.
$5.75q6.25; best fat cows, $6@6.50;
good butchering cows, $5.25@5.75;
cutters, $4Q45O; Gamers, $4,000;
best bulls, $6.75Q7; good butchering
bulls. $6.2506.50; sausage bulls, $3.50
065Q; light bulls, $4.5O@5.25.
Hogs: Receipts, 10000; heavy
grades steady, lights Csc lower; heavy
grades steady, lights Csc lower;
heavy, S725q740; mixed, S74O675O;
workers., $75O@76O; pigs, s75O@76O.
Sheep-Receipts, 1000; market ac-
tive and higher; top lambs, $11; fair
to good, $1O.S5q1O65; yearlings,
SS.5O@10; wethers, $S.25@875; ewls,
$7509S.
Calves-Receipts, 1900; market
slow; tops, $1O5O@11; fair to good,
$9Q10.25; grassers. SAGE.
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
important 20 Mothers
Was a Bit Skeptlcal.

Uncle Rastus was sitting in his
home reading a newspaper when he
suddenly glanced up and addressed
Aunt Dinah.
Il hab jes read in dis yeah papah,
Dinah," he remarked, dat dem people
what fly in dem flynn machines kin
do anything what bird kin"
yes, sab" was the prompt re-
joinder of Aunt Dinah, "dey hab jes
got dat ting down so fine dat dere
hain't no bird what has got anything
on EN-"
Am dat sou rehectively returned
Uncle Rastus We'll, whenevah yo
see one of dem flynn machine men
setting fast asleep holdin on to de
limb oh tree wild his feet jes yo'
call me ter come an take a look"
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
Necessarily Slow.

A California youngster had been
permitted to visit a boy friend on
the strict condition that he was 20
leave there at five o'clock and his
mother was very angry. The young
ster insisted, however, that he had
obeyed his orders and had not lin.
gered unnecessarily on the way.
do you expect me to believe" said
his mother, that it took you two
hours to walk quarter of a mile?"
She reached for the whip. Now, sir.
will you tell me the TRUTH"
"Ye-es, mamma" sobbed the boy,
Charlie Wilson gave me a mud
turtle and was afraid-to carry it
so / led Il home"
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
MRS. ANGLE is ACQUITTED
Woman Accused Of Murder OF Bal
lou Freed BY Jury.

Bridgeport. Ct.-The shadow of the
mysterious death of Waldo r. Ballou
was lifted from Mrs. Helen M. Angle
Friday afternoon. She was acquitted
of the charge of manslaughter at 5:O4
o'clock, and half an hour later tottered
down the broad steps of the Fairfield
county court house a shattered WON
an, hardly able to comprehend that
she was free.
Mrs. Angle never doubted for mo-
ment that she would be freed. but her
attorneys feared a disagreement.
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
Grains, Etc.

DETROIT-Wheat: Cash No. 2 red
wheat, S1.55 1-2; May opened with a
drop of 1c at $1.5S and declined to
S156; July opened at $125 IL and
declined to $L24; No white,
$3.50 1-2.
Corn-Cash No .. "A lie; No 3
yellow, rs 1-2c; No yellow, 70 1-2c.
Oats-Standard, l car at 60 1-2c; No.
3 white, Coo; No 4 white, 59c.
Rye-Cash No 2, 1.1S.
Beans - Immediate, prompt and
March shipment, SO May, $500.
Cloverseed--prime spot and March.
$40; sample red, IS bags at $50,
20 at So, 20 at $3.50; prime alsikc,
$3.50; sample alsike, bags at S7.75.
Timcthy-Prime spot, $40.
Hay-No l timothy, $1661G.5O;
standard timothy S15015.5O; No 2
timothy, S14414.5O; light mixed, SIG
G15.50; No 1 mixed, $1461450; No
/ clover. $15G13.5O; No 2 clover, $40
112; rye straw, S750QS; wheat and
oat straw, $7Q75O per ton.
Flour-ln one-eighth paper sacks,
per 1876 lbs, jobbing lots: Best patent,
$3.50; second patent, $3.50; straight,
81 spring patent, $3.50; rye -four,
$40 per bbl
Feed-In 100-lb sacks, jobbing lots:
Bran, $2S; standard middlings, $28;
fine middlings, $32; coarse cornmeal,
800; cracked corn, $751; corn and oat
chop, $29 per ton.
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
In Charlie KnolIs Pasture.

When Harry Atwood was aeroplan-
ing from st. Louis to New York he
alighted to adjust his machine in a
field near Fort Plain, n. Y. Atwood
wasn't certain what state he was in
and wanted to know. A crowd of viii
layers rushed toward him and he called
TO them:
where am II"
You're in Charlie Knoll's pasture"
shouted the nearest man. - Every.
body's Magazine.
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
New System.

when you get out of this peniten-
tiary," said the warden, you'll be able
to earn your own living and look the
world In the face"
Il hope So" answered the prisoner.
But l want you to promise me one
thing"
What is it?"
There's a lot of these people who
don't want to see me get along. Don't
you let them put up any schemes to
get me fired out of here before my
term is completed"
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
Another Echo Of That Soma.

An old negro who had his savings
in a Birmingham bank that recently
suspended was telling his troubles to
a business man.
Don't worry" said the business
man. II understand the suspension
is only temporary"
But, Boss" said the old negro, still
perturbed, de white folks say it's er
long, long way ter temporary. Dir
mingham Age-Herald.
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
MARKET QUOTATIONS
Detroit Stockyards Guaranteed,
Hoof and Mouth Disease.
Live Stock.

LNC SlOChs
-Cattle-Market steady;
prices quoted are weighed off the car
at packing house without feed or
water; best heavy steers. $750@S;
best handy weight butcher steers,
S6.5O@725; mixed steers and heifers,
S5.5O@6.25; handy light butchers,
s5.5O@6; light butchers, $5@5.5O;
best cows, $5.5O@5.75; butcher cows,
$4.75@5.25; common cows, $4.25@
$50; Gamers, 1904; best heavy bulls,
S5.2595.75; bologna bulls, $4.50Q5.
Veal Calves-Market steady: best
grades, $9@9.5O; others, SS@8.50.
Sheep and Lambs-Market steady:
best lambs, S9.25@9.5O; fair lambs.
SS.5099; light to common lambs. $50
8; yearlings, $7.75; fair to good sneep.
S5.5OQ6; culls and common. $495.
Hogs-$7 for good grades.
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
A Different Matter.

Then you don't think l practice
what / preach, eh?" queried the min
lister, in talking with one Of the dea-
cons at a meeting.
mo, sir. l don't" replied the dea-
con. You've been preachin' on the
subject of resignation for two years,
an We haven't resigned yet"
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
Why Livino is Hioh.

Farm products cost more than they
used to-"
Yes" replied the farmer. when a
farmer is supposed to know the botan-
ical name of what he's raisin' an the
chronological name of the insect
that eats it, an the pharmaceutical
name of the chemical that will kill
it, somebody's got to pay.'-Anderson
IN. c. Intelligencer.
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
Public Officials, Bonds.

We bond more people than any
other company in the world Maintain
a special department for bonding pub
lie officials. Agents everywhere. Write
for rates to Official Bond Depart
ment, National Surety Company. so
West St, New York City. Americas
Leading Surety Co." Adv.
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
Prominent Newspaper Man Dead.

Houghton-John S. Penrose, aged
90 years, business manager of the
Houghton Mining Gazette, died Sun
day morning of pneumonia.
Mr.. Penrose was one of the best
known newspaper men in northern
Michigan. His body was placed. in
the Houghton Masonic temple Sunday
TO lie in state until Tuesday, when the
funeral services we're held.
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
Too Hard for Them.

IF the English were fighting on
the Russian and Polish border there
is one report which never could be
made of them"
What's that?"
That they were meeting with pro-
nounced successes"
The Yale expositor., 1915-03-25
And Not in Vain.

Mrs. Bridey lin china shop)-"But
! only want the teapot and the sugar
bowl Don't you break the sets?"
Clerk-"No, ma'am. We generally
leave that to the servants of our GUS
toners"