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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1915-03-04

Beautiful New Silk Dresses
made of extra heavy crepe
de chine, or taffeta silk, in all
the new Spring shades Rus
sian green, battleship grey,
putty, sand, Cope, Belgium
blue, black, etc.; sizes Is to~44, |
to be sold regularly at $17.5O
and $3.50, during our C16
10 day Anniversary sale DID
Exquisite Showing of Fine
Wool Dresses-In all the mob. !.
by new styles; all sizes; all the
latest colorings; during our
Anniversary Sale your choice
of,$20, $3.50 and $25 10 In
models .lO.JU
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
INDIGESTION, GAS
Or SICK STOMACH
Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends
all Stomach misery in five
minutes.

Do some foods you eat hit back;
taste good, but work badly; ferment
into stubborn Jumps and cause SICK,
sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr.. or
Mrs Dyspeptic, jot this down: Papes
Diapepsin digests everything, leaving
nothing to sour and upset you. There
never was anything so safely quick, so
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach is disordered you
will get happy relief in FIVE minutes,
but what pleases you most is that 1t
strengthens and regulates your stom'
ach so you can eat your favorite foods
without fear.
You feel different as soon as "Pape's
Diapepsin" comes in contact with the
tomach-distress just vanishes-your
stomach gets sweet, no gases, no belch.
ing, no quotations of undigested food.
Go now, make the best investment
you ever made by getting large fifty.
cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any
store. You realize in five minutes how
needless it is to suffer from indiges-
ton, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
DIDN'T WANT TO MEET HIM
Colored Parsons Description Of His
Satanic Majesty Brought Converts
to Mourners' Bench.

The late celebrated Peter Vinegar,
who in days gone by used to make
periodical visits to Danville, says the
Advocate, for the purpose of deliver
ing his sermons, remarkable on ac-
count of their startling texts, on one
occasion spoke to large assemblage
OF the colored population and few
whites at the old colored Methodist
church on Walnut street. He arose,
raised his spectacles from his eyes,
and said:
my beloved brederen and sisteren,
! take my tex dis evenin in dat por-
ton Nv de Scriptur' whar de 'Postle
Paul pints his pistol at de 'Phesians,
an whar it says. 'Whar de hen
scratches dar's de worm, 'cetpin' de
case whar sum previus hen hav bin
dar.'" He then proceeded to tell his
hearers what horrible personal ap-
pearance the devil presented, with the
following description: His eyes look
like two balls Nv fire, his teef like two
skinned saplins, his ears hang down
like a 'baccer leaf an his BRET smoke
like tar httle." That night Peter
made many converts.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
Winter Chills Bring Kidney Ills

A spell of cold, damp weather is
always followed by a fine crop of kid.
ney troubles and backache.
Colds and chills damage the kid.
neys. Other troubles common to win.
ter weather are just as bad Grip, ton.
silltls, qulnsy, pneumonia or any other
infectious disease hurts the kidneys
by overlooking the blood with poisons.
the kidneys get worn, weak and in.
famed trying to work it off.
1t isn't hard to strengthen weak
kidneys though, if you act quickly.
At the first sign of backache, dizzy
spells, headaches, loss of weight, nerv-
BUSINESS, depression and painful, irreg-
ular kidney action, start using Doan's
Kidney Pills. Rest the kidneys by
simple eating. avoidance of overwork
and worry, and getting more rest and
sleep. A milk diet is fine.
This sensible treatment should
bring quick benefit and prevent seri
GUS kidney diseases like dropsy
gravel and Bright's disease.
Clip this advertisement and maj, il
to the address below for a free tria
Of Doans Kidney Pills, the best rec
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
GOOD FOR NATIONS HEALTH
Beneficial Results From Early en''y
of Spring Vegetables Into the
Markets of the Country.

One of the marvels Of modern HE 10
the early date when spring fruits a''u
vegetables appear in the malhe'''
Seven years ago they almost always
went North in a wited condition. WIN
modern facilities these products VI
southern ATTITUDES appear in mortimer "
towns in marvelously fresh cona'V'on'
For the great majority Of people pre-
maturely early food products are ah
impossible luxury. But the growing
wealth of the country is signllleo w
the number of people who today leei
that they can afford to buy these carry
garden products. For people OF means
it is a healthful way OF spehu'he
money, which otherwise might 80 lh'o
highly seasoned cooking and stllhul'
lants.
Also the cost of these early proouc's
has not increased as much as one
would expect. They are raised III 81
much larger quantities that competl
ton keeps prices somewhere wlthll
reason. Regular markets have peel
established and transportation costS
are greatly reduced through Voiume
of traffic.-South Bend News-Times.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
FALLING HAIR MEANS
DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
Save Your Hair! Get a rs Cent Bottle
of Danderine Right NoW-A!so
Stops itching Scalp.

Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair Is mute evidence of neglected
scalp; of dandruff-that awful scurf.
There is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff. 1t robs the hair
OF its luster, its strength and its very
life: eventually producing a feverish'
ness and itching of the scalp, which
II not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink, loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tonght-now-any time-will surely
save your hair.
Get a rs cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store, and after
the first application your hair Will
take on that life, luster and luxuriance
which Is so beautiful. 1t will become
wayy and fluffy and have the appear
ance of abundance; an incompatible
gloss and softness, but what will
please you most will be after just q
few weeks use. when you will actual
" see a lot Of fine, downy hair-new
hair-growing all over the scalp. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
Remark Hard to Explain.

Everyone had gathered in the draw
ing room after dinner, and all were
feeling contented with themselves as
well as at peace with the outside
world, when it was suggested as pas
time that every lady should state the
gift she most coveted, and the posses
sion of which she would most prize.
With prompt acquiescence each regis
tered her choice. Mrs. Wellman wished
for the most exquisite jewels extant,
Mrs. King desired to be the best
dressed woman in society, Mrs. Dray'
ton preferred to own the handsomest
turnouts, while Mrs. Smith crayed
popularity. Robinson. springing from
his chair, exclaimed: Heavens, don't
any of you care for beauty" Some of
them still think it was Intentional.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
No Task for Tyros.

One of the men at the front has told
US how he tried to milk a cow-with.
out the expected result. This is not
an easy task for an Impractical hand.
Leslie Stephen was once on a long
tramp in Switzerland, accompanied
by his friend, Doctor Morgan. They
missed their way and found them
selves, parched and hungry, far from
any dwelling place. At length they
came across a COW, from whom they
determined to extract some nourish.
ment, each holding on to her horns in
turn, they had to abandon all hopes
of milk. This, remarks Doctor Nor
gan, is zone of the very few occasions
on which l ever saw Stephen fairly
thwarted."
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
RESIN0L A HEALING
HOUSEHOLD OINTMENT

The same soothing, healing, anti
septic properties that make resinol
ointment standard prescription for
subscriptions, also make it the ideal
household remedy for burns. scalds,
cuts, wounds, sores, chafings, pimples,
biackheads, irritations, and score OF
other troubles which constantly arise
in every home, especially where there
are children. That is why resinol oint.
ment should be on your medicine shelf,
ready for instant use Sold by all drug
g;sts. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
Given Up to Die
Helpless With Agonizing
Kidney Ills

ClairvNle Simonpau. Barton, La, says:
For a number Of years | suffered greatly
from kidney disease ] gradually ran
down until finally ] was given up 10
die | was helpless and my limbs were
swollen to twice their natural size, In iA'i.
was bloated all over. My hands and leel
and also my ankles were pulled up until the
akin was tense Doctors who attended me
were afraid that dropsy would reach my
heart, but nothing they could do helped me
Ny back panied greatly and the kidney Sc
cretions were sCanty In passage and uhha'
ural. At last the doctors gave me up ana
Il was then that l was told TO try Doah
Kidney Pills ! did and the effect was al
most a miracle. The bloating and swelling
commenced to go down and as l continued
taking this medicine felt better In every
way After had taken five boxes OF Doah
Kidney Pills, ] was we'll That was over
four years ago and since then haven't SUI
fered In the least"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
Much More Cheerful.

"A scientist says that the sun VIII
never cool off"
I'm very glad to hear that"
What difference does it make 10
YOU who will be dead millions OF years
before anything of the sort could hap
pen anyhow" .
We'll, it's more cheerful to think OF
this old world so good in spite OF all
its faults, rolling along through the
sunshine 3O,0OO,OO0 years from now'
with a warm, throbbing load of hui
man freight, than to picture it DESC
late ball of ice plunging through eter'
nal darkness
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
Experience.

Experience is a great teacher
Isn't it? There's Browns case
What about Mr.. Brown?'
"He married q widow"
II know"
well, Brown had an idea that he
was a handy man around the house.
About the second week after his mar
riage she caught him with a monkey
wrench on his way to fix some of the
water pipes"
What did she do?"
She stopped him.
"Why?"
She said her first husband had the
notion that he was plumber, and she
had all the trouble from that source
that she wanted"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
Between Deals,

The Wall street broker who ought
to be in vaudeville came across at
lunch with fresh conundrum.
What's the difference" said he,
between a taxidermist and a taxi
driver, one of those chaps who gears
the taximeter up to the highest
notch?"
Everybody had had experience with
the taximeter but nobody could supply
the answer.
"All right" said the broker. Zone
skins you and stuffs you and the
other stuffs you and skins YOU"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
BILIOUS, HEADACHY,
SICK 'CASCARETs'
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get a 10.cent box.

Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi-
ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed, fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the in
testines. instead of being cast out
of the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue it causes con.
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour, undigested
food and foul gases, take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 10cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv,
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
THE DOCTORS WIFE
AGREES With Him About Food.

A trained nurse says: I'm the prac-
tice of my profession l have found SO
many points in favor of Grape-Nuts
food that unhesitatingly recommend
1t to all my patients.
1T is delicate and pleasing to the
palate Gan essential in food for the
sick) and can be adapted to all ages.
being softened with milk or cream for
babies or the aged when deficiency OF
teeth renders mastication impossible.
For fever patients or those on liquid
diet | find Grape-Nuts and albumen
water very nourishing and refreshing.
This recipe is my own idea and is
made as follows: Soak q teaspoonful
of Grape.Nuts in a glass Of water for
an hour, strain and serve with the
beaten white of an egg and spoonful
Of fruit Juice for flavouring. This af-
fords a great deal Of nourfshment that
even the weakest stomach can assimi-
late without any distress.
MY husband ID q physician ana he
uses Grape-Nuts himself and orders It
many times for his patients.
Personally regard dish Of Grape
Nuts with fresh or stewed fruit as the
ideal breakfast for anyone-well or
sick"
In stomach trouble, nervous prostra-
tion, ETC., a Today trial Of Grape Nuts
will usually work wonders toward
nourishing and rebuilding and in this
way end the trouble. Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Look in pkgs. for the famous little
book, "The Road to Wellville."
Ever read the above letter. A new
ene appears from time to time. They
ere genuine, true, and full Of human
interest,"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
Up to Mother,

The mother of thirteen-year-old
Page has a gift for rhyming and a
generous nature. The other day Page
returned from school with the an.
nouncement that each member of her
class was expected to turn in a poem
on a certain given subject on the NOR
row.
well, that's a very nice subject"
replied Pages mother.
Yes, but, mother" the little girl
asked, with innocent assurance, what
are you going to say about it,"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
In After Years.

Beauty" remarked the poetic
youth, may draw us with a single
hair
During the courtship, yes, re-
Joined the bald-headed man with
sigh. but after marriage she is more
likely to grab a handful
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
"Reminiscences.

81 can remember when we could get
an idea of how an election was going
by taking straw vote"
I'VE never depend on straw votes
out our way. The only chance OF
learning which way the election was
going was to discover which side had
the most tWo-dollar bills"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
Ignorance Was Bliss.

A raid had been made on a negro
gambling house and a dozen inmates
arrested. In police court the next
morning each of the accused was
heard in turn. The last in the row
was large, scared-looking negro.
Well" asked the judge, what do
you know about this case?"
Who? Me-" asked the negro.
Yes, you"
We'll, | just tell yo'. All l knows
about dis case is dat l was dar!"-
Green Bag.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
SELF SHAMPO0lNG
With cutlcura Soap Is Most Comfort
Ina and Beneficial. Trial Free.

Especially if preceded by touches
OF Cuticura Ointment to spots Of dan.
druff and itching on the scalp skin.
These 3upe:creamy emollients meet
every skin want as we'll as every
toilet and nursery want in caring for
the skin, scalp, hair and hands.
Sample each free by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
Her Preference.

Young Mawks had decided to enlist
and 20 to war, and his wife was OBJ
jecting.
But, darling" he argued, "even if l
were killed, just think how fine it
would be to be the widow of a hero"
"Oh, no, Wilfred,' pleaded the young
wife earnestly, her mind reverting to
a familiar proverb; Il would rather
be the wife of live jackass than a
dead liOn."-Judge.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
The Female of the Species.

Il tell you, sir" said the sad-eyed
passenger with the bargain-counter
tie "all women are born gamblers"
That's right" observed the button
drummer. and they nearly always
win when they play hearts to catch
diamonds"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
She Went.

"See how l can count, mamma
said Kitty. There's my right foot.
That's one. There's my left foot.
That's two. Two and one make three.
Three feet make a yard, and l want to
70 out and play in it."
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
automatically Speaking.

Il want to answer Gwendolyn's let
ter and say something that means
nothing
Tell her you love her"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
His Point of View.

What is your idea of matrimony?"
asked the fair maid who was still &C.
cupying the anxious seat.
"Well," rejoined the wise chap who
had baked at the hurdle, it's probably
all right for those who haven't enough
worry"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
COLDS & LaGRlPPE

S or 6 doses 666 will break any case
of Chills & Fever, Colds & LaGrippe;
it acts on the liver better than Gallo
mel and does not grippe or sicken'
Price 25c-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

It doesn't take woman long to get
wise to a mans actions after marry
ing him-then she proceeds to call his
bluff.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
When Your Ewes Need Care

Use Murine Eye Medicine. No smarting-Feels
Fine-Acts Quickly. Try 1t for Red, Weak,
Sore Eyes and Granulated Eyelids, Murine 10
compounded by our Ocuiists-not e "patent
Medicine"-but used In successful Physicians
Practice for many years. Now dedicated to
the Public and sold by Druggists at 6Oc per
Bottle. Murine Eye salve In Aseptic Tubes
fsc and 5Oc. Write for Book Of the Eye Free.
Murine Eye Remedy Company. Chicago. Adv
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
Too Much to Bear.

Friend-Why are you crying Bobby?
Bobby-Ma whipped me because my
face was dirty, and then washed it
Judge
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
Pas Vindictlveness.

George, father has failed.'
That's just like him! l told you
all along, darling, that he was going
to do all he could to keep US from be-
Ing married!"-Stray Stories.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

They stop the tickle. Deans Mentholated
Cough Drops stop coughs quickly. A pleas
ant remedy-5c at all good Druggists.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
Decidedly Unneutral.

Mrs. Knicker-1s your husband neu.
trail?
Mrs. Bocker-No; he blows up every
bridge / give.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

Always sure to please, Red Cross Ball
Blue. All grocers sell it. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

Millions Of particular women now use
and recommend Red Cross Ball Blue. All
grocers. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

commended kidney remedy in the
world You'll decide it worth a trial
when you read this enthusiastic testi-
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

It's easier for a young man to raise
a row than a mustache.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

Many a man who knows his own
mind is not overburdened with knowl-
edge.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

Falmouth is probably the Oldest port
in England. It was used by the Phoe-
nicians at least $500 years ago.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

Denver women are forming home
and school clubs in the churches.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

In Alaska women have full suffrage
without opposition.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

It's the high spots that knock out
the rolling stones.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

It's impossible to suppress the man
who thinks he can tell a funny story.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

Beware OF false economy. The man
who does not invest in garden seeds
seldom picks and cucumbers.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

The Inconsistency OF womankind is
demonstrated by the society girl, who
starts in when she comes out.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

The average man wastes lot OF en-
ergy in laughing at his own jokes.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

The mother tongue has the father
tongue beaten,
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
INTERNATIONAL.
SUND1YSQ100L,
LESSON
(By E. o. SELLERS, Acting Director Of
Sunday School Course Moody Bible In
stitute. Chicago)
LESSON FOR FEBRUARY %
SAMUEL, THE VICTORIOUS
LEADER.

LESSON TEXT Samuel 1917.
GOLDEN TEXT-Hitherte hath Jeho-
yah helped mel Samuel TIP r. V.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26
The Reason.

THE man who uttered those forged
notes made a very clumsy Job of it,"
"Oh, but, you know, he suffered"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-02-26

important to Mothers :.
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that It
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-30
FOREST TAKEN
AF TER DESPERATE
FRENCH CHARGES
rsr MORNING JousrAl seee,Al LEASED wssl

Paris, May 2s Q1;15 y. m) The
official eyewitness OF the French
army gives Il supplementary report
containing details of the capture Of
the forest Of lie Pretre, which, for
tkc past seven months, has been the
scene of continual fighting. The ac-
count says:
"Our offensive never relaxed in
this region, although many times we
suffered severe checks, as our adj
vance necessarily was slow. The
heights were heavily fortified by
checkerboard trenches, with subter-
ranean tunnels between huge
trenches and trees which served us
breastworks.
"On May II, the decisive action oe-
cured Although the Germans had
brought up sixteen battalions from
Metz we succeeded in gaining the
ridge. Among our soldiers who de-
serve special mention are those of he
class of 1915, who were most eager
To be allowed to charge. each day
asking their officers. when will we
be allowed TO charge with the bayo-
metz" To-day. not only do we occupy
the summit but our lines go slight
ly beyond, We hold the entire north
ern slope. The enemy still clings to
the eastern and western sides, 200
prisoners taken by us, telling how
serious were their losses and how
great the attempts they made to hold
the positions
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-05-30
AUSTRIANs MAKE AIR
RAID ON CITY OF VENICE

Vienna, May 30 (via London. $40
p. m,)--ln an air raid on Venice last
night by several naval alrmen, a large
number of bombs were dropped, caus-
ing several extensive fires in and near
an arsenal Another bomb caused
an explosion in Fort Nicolo. News OF
the raid Is given In an official state
ment issued tonight by tho war office.
The text Of the statement follows;
IN the northeastern theater OF
the war, on the Ltlbac2owlti, and east
of Radymno, tho Russians yesterday
and last night attacked at several
points but were everywhere repulaed
with severe Losses on the east bank
of the San river the allied troops are
advancing under Il continual fire. on
the upper Dniester and near Droho-
byc2 and Stry our attacks are pro-
gressng The Russian attacks every
where have been repulsed.
In the southwestern war theater
the Italians have reached the frontier
place of Ala and the district OF prim-
Gro In the coast district minor fight
ing has developed near Karfreit. An
Italian battalion has been dispersed
Near PLAYA and near Goritza five. at
tacks have been repulsed
Last night several naval airnen
undertook now action against
Venice, dropping a great number of
bombs, especially on an arsenal. caus-
Ing several extensive fires, and in Fort
Nicolo an explosion"