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The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25
ssNl1t Iy7Dentorss Win
March on Washington

him from-well, the nuts The
country ts full of men who have got
the inventors bug, but who would be
no more able to invent anything use
full than they would be able to jump
over the moon.
Might Camp ON Lawn.
@Of course, they would be the first
ones to land In washington and pes
ter the life out OF the commission,
They would iii up the cheap lodging
Houses overflow into the street and
probably end up by pitching q camp
on the capitol lawn. A real inven-
tor who came to the city would not
be able to get within a mile of the
commission for a yeartor so. By that
time he would be disgusted and go
home"
Mr. steinmetz made aspractical sug7
igestion of how to avoid this conges-
ton. of inventors in Washington.
"The government" says Mr.. Stein
metx "should issue on oath OF conf
Hdence and protection against diselos-
Hure to any inventor and arrange that
preliminary Inspection of his device
can be had at any army or navy post
or official inspector of supplies near
est the inventors home town.
This would provide filtration sys-
tenn for the entire country, Mr.. Stein
U1GtGf GAp1&Au6p Wy W14ASL O4AAy lSAAS lSSS'Ss
devices and ideas which, could be of
use to the government will be brought
before the commission. They could
then give them their entire attention.
{ Majority ImpOssibIev
ALREADY the newspapers" he says,
@are full OF inventors schemes to rev
olutionize warfare on land and sea.
The majority of them are wild and
Impossible.
'"Then. too" Mr.. steinmetz Gays,
.the filtration system would be OF aid
to real inventors. They might be in
too poor circumstances to afford q
trip to Washington. In that case g man
living in California could go to the
nearest army post and have his de-
vice looked over. Chen IL the officers
there thought It waS all right. they
could recommend that the government
forward him funds for the trip. An
inventor, too, might have been work
ing away. on some scheme twenty
years old, doing perfectly good work.
The army or naval officers soon could
point out his mistake and start him
|on the right track
Mr. Steinmstz. though approving
secretary Daniels's scheme, declares
that It lacks ia one essential that II
.al r9 to ne dny2ntoE,
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25
OF BIG
JOB REFUSED
Russian Government Tenders
Chicago N an P sition Pay
ing $3.50, 600 Yearly. I
CHICAGO, July "a Who wants q
job at pretty fair wages $250, 900 a

CHICAGO, July "a Who wants q
job at pretty fair wages5$25O,0 900 a
yea.: ..s
Samuel FELTON,, president Of tne
Chicago and Great Western railroad
turned the Job down. The offer Was
made to FELTON, by the Russian gov
Iernment whose officials want some
one to superintend the making in
this country OF $50 900 worth Of
locomotives, freight and passenger
cars and sshrapnel shells.
President Fe1ton,s local Office con-
irmed the offer and Felton, refusal.
FELTON, is away. a.
Besides the making Of the war
munitions. the job consists OF erecting
at cost of $500, 600, the plant in
which the material will be turned
out.
The plant is to be finished by. Oc-
tober 4 next. AT the close 0f the war
the plant is to. bel turned over to the
Baldwin locomotive works, which is
in charge OF the huge Russian order,
Besides getting the. plant at the
end of the war. the company is err
pected to make 100000 on the
munitions IL turns out in two Ars'
time.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25
!. DOUBLE WEDDING
NOT Favored BY Woman and
Bridegroom Holds License
Eighteen Months. 5S'

GREELEY. o. July "a Carrying
"a marriage license for fifteen months
before using it, ate rhaYing had tnsl
girls promise to become his wife
Hardin Col, has just been marrledS
to Alice Breens of the same place
April 1914, his twin brethers
e. ADcClelland. appeared and took out
a license to marry the twin sister Of
the girl WHO ID now his wife, Eli
Breem. At the same time. w. "A. Me-,
Clelland got the license that has Just
been used.
Alice Breem objected to double
wedding. saying that It was unlucky
and upbraided her present husband
for getting the license.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25
IN Big HURRY
To Shoot a Cat, Washington
Man Kills Himself With
al Shotgun.

TACOMA. Wash. Jrl1y "a Jerking
his rife down with: a hook, intending
to- shoot cat that had been molest-
ing his chickens. George L. A. Forck.
was shot through the head and died
a few hours later. - ..44s.sz s4-- Is.
Forck saw the cat creepsng around
which was hanging loaded on a hook.
When Mrs. Forck reached the base-
ment sre found her husband uncon-
scious on the floor, blood streaming
from his head.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25
DIAMOND N BROOCH
Valued at $500 is Found in
n: Gutter by a Police /;
,.4 man. B

NEW YORK, July 24.whfle ae
was directing traffic at Broadwls and
Chambers street earlyin the evening,
squad, looked down at the gus.s.s at
the northeast corner and saw. some
thing sraskie. N He went over and
picked up "a circular gold brooch WITH
a gold band across the center set
with six diamonds.
He turned it over to Lieutenant
Marrigan at the Elizabeth st-est stat
ton and experts. who exam nei the
jewel, said it was worth 5000. The
police sbeneve it was dropped from an
ai1tomObile9
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25
DIVORCE !.
Is Sought BY a B baltimore Cir
only Sixteen Years
of Ace.

BALTIMORE, Nd, July 24.-Alleg-
ing that she was only ffteen years old
when she was married to ERNEST
Carnes .on December 80. 1914, Mrs.
Anna Carnes has applied for an abb
soltlte divorce.
Ndrs Carnes charges her husband
with i'll treating her and with com
pelIing her to 60 out to work one
week after their Marriage, He never
gavee her = single cent, she 10 Al-
1eeas, and compelled her to pay board
to HIS mother. On January last
she Iatnrpsd to her mQtR ez.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25
ODD CEREMONY
Wanted by Couple and They
Are Married in a Jail
Cell.

sANDUsKYs o., July 24.-Miss Luz
ella Martin, OF Toledo. and James Ed
ward Wassel, OF Detroit. were mar
ried in a cell in the village lookup by
Justice of the Peace Homer Ramey
at Put-fn-Bay. =
eve want to be married and we
want something s,out Of the. ordinary
In the way Of q ceremony, said the
bride-eies -
The cell was sugss sted by Squire
Ramey.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

than girl clerk in stere or a bus
mess ONCE marrying one Of the pat
rons OF the establi shment.n
Kansas leads the world In ep0ssess-
ing the. Target number of pretty
nuraess. MRS O'Keef declares that
she has recently returned from a trip
the East, where she saw hum
dreds lot them. The Kansas girls
also know how togdress Just as well
as their much talked of eastern sis
tiers, she says. But as for as looks
are concerned. they are league lead
are F s1.Ssss4, sa fgfsbasi5 i ;3s
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25
; 3. 4. q. 4. &. =. G. Z. !. - = 4
BORN FIGHTING
PORTLAND, ore. July "a
4 =, 3s,1,s =, IN, "A p,,,Yy. laos sfn,i,

PORTLAND, Ore, July "a
a chick with four legs four
wings, two necks, one head
and natural body was hatch
ed at. the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
John Graybell. in st Johns
this week. It was noticed
that the infant chick had some
trouble getting about when
came out Of the shell and had
some dift1culty in getting ont
Of the shell case. 1t appeared
as. II two chickens had wa iS-s
ed into each other. the heads
ana bodies having run togeth-
err In the process of collision
1t died shortly after birth.
- = = q. 4. =. - =. =. =. =
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25
LONG FLIGHT.

ATCFIIsoN, Kan, July 24.-Whent
John Koontz left here recently for
California he took pigeon from the
nome of his father-in-law. George
Lechler; near Atchison. On arriving
at San Francisco he released the pig
con, which returned to the Lec1ler
farm week after its release In the
cOaRt CITY
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25
Ices HIGH In DAWSON.

COLUMBUS, md, July .24.-C. M.
Keller, a local capitalist, writing
home from Dawson. ALASKA, says that
eggs are worth $1.5O dozen toma-
toes so cents a pound and gasolene
81 80 a gallon at the present time.
But In spite of the high price OF gas
olene. he says, there are many auto
mobiles IN shat part the country.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25
WARNRD or Spies.

PoTTsvILIE. Pa July "a Potts.
vile capitalists interested In firms
and plants manufacturing war muni-
tions orr contraband Of war received
tracing !, governments to be. alert
AGAINST all suspicious chars terss and
advised that greater precautions be
axetciRe a. Till EepR cot
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

4 Mr.. and Mrs. C. q! Bosworth have
returned from a months visit TO
points In Connect lieut..
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

Emerson EGibson and MISS Delphia
Wyant, OF fthis city, were married
Tuesday In Grafton, and returned to
this city where they will reside.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

Dorothy. Failon, are visiting relatives
in Wheeling.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

Edward McHale and sister. Miss
Elizabeth, have gone to Atlantic City
and other points In New Jersey, where
they wflle visit for some time.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

Misses Eleanor Strictly and Virgin
la Sutherland walked from Elkins to
Parsons, Monday, making the trip in
five hours and fifteen minutes. The
distance is about twenty-five miles.
They returned on train.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

Reports have been received in the
city from Huttonsxi1le shat the hard
electric storm in this vicinity Wednes-
day morning did heavy damage to the
crops and roads, several automobiles
being marooned above that town.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

Nj. and Mrs. Ray Bishop and two
children, and Mr.. and Mrs. G. l.
Smith, are on a motor trip to Mia
CARA Falls land other northern cities.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

Captain and. Mrs.. W. H Cobb and
Mrs. p. e. Clarke rendered a dance
to a large circle of their friends Fri;
day night.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

Mrs. Randolph Trfplett, of Kerens.
who sustained a fractured hip when
she fell IN ner kitchen several weeks
ago, is reported as improving rapid
7sf7ssi
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

3 Misses Frances and Virginia Smith
and other eastern points. \
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

4 MT. and Mrs. ]. j. Bodkin have re-
turned from a. two months trip in
the WestswAera they visited the Pan
fama-Paciffc exposition and other
points Of interest.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

Emerson Parsons, a negro. sent up
for violation Of the liquor laws. es-
capped from the road gang last We'd
nesday, and so far has not been ap-
pretended. He had about eight more
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

Traffic on. the Coal and Coke rail-
way was greatly inpeded for q couple
of days this week by the giving way
OF one of the rims Of tunnel No. 10.
at Jacksonville. Passenger anc man
traffic had to be transferred over the
tunnel.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

Word has been received here from
Johns Hopkins hospital. at Baltimore,
stating that Thomas Al1erdice, for
mer chief Of police Of Elkins, is in a
critical condition in that hospital.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

Mrs. Chafles Ritter was hostess at
a whist party at her home In honor
Of her guest Miss Edith Newton, OF
Clarks burg, Miss Marie Warwood and.
other visiting ladies in the city.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

Mrs. J.ssW. Reitz and children have
gone to lockwood. Pa, to visit rel
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

PROF. James p. Allen, president of
Davis and Elkins college, has return
ed from Morgantown where he attend
ed the educational conferehce and read
a paper on THE Position Of Our De-
nomination Of Schools in the Train
ing Of Teachers
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1915-07-25

while b. II. Polling, With his fam
lily, was. returning, from Ellamore.
Monday IN their car, the top OF the
machine was caught by an overhahg-
ing telephone wire, and MT. Polling
sustained q badly injured hands y at.
his family. from being hurt by the
The Holly chieftain., 1915-05-21
THE NEWSPAPERS COURAGE

Occasionally somebody idea paper
because Of the the involved
The believes airing ambitious
grind the the paper dumping
ground for putid matte neishborheod squabbes
The reputable especially small where
neiahbsr takes delight publicity
that have brought disgrace family bearche
much record the good things that tell about the
incidents that tend make life endurabe that up rather than
Down that bring instead pride instead of heatachs So
don't find in The Holly Chetan deabe
doubtless make reading and inclined blame editor be
he doesn't print the consider that home has had enough
unfortunate that the scandal
community will gladly ghoushy publicity
the the Incidentally remarked
that the complaint censored people who have
have had their lives glad
publicity There whe, definite Of the
local tell what happened
publicity conditions that reproach community and for which
light only Tolerance lack
The Holly chieftain., 1915-05-21
STANDARD DANCES

M. Barrett who comes to Holly,
Wednesday. May Goth, to give the
exhibition of the Big Dance and
to organize a dancing club, writes
that the only standard dances that
are being danced in Colorado now
are the One-Step, Fox Trot and
Hesitation. The Step and
Hesitation have taken the place of
the obsolete Two, Step and Waltz.
The Fox Trot is the latest dance
craze that the devotees in the cities
are wild about. SIT can be learned
In one lesson, says Mr.. Barrett
The Holly chieftain., 1915-05-21
HE KNEW HOW

There wss .. old Seezer and he had lot
OF sense,
He started up a busi,ess on q dollar.
eishty-oents-
The dollar for stock and the eighty for an I'D
Brought him three lovely dollars in day,
by dad!
Well, he bought more foods and little
more space
And he played that system with a smile
on his face.
The customers focked to his two. .by.four
And soos he had to hustle for a REGULAR
Up on the square where the people ps..,
he 5obbled up q corner that was all plate
glass.
he fixed up the windows with the best
that he had
And he told EN- all about it in a half.
paIe ad.
He soon had en- coming and he never.
never quit
And he wouldn't cut down on his ads one
Ut.
Well, he's kept things hummins in tho
town ever since
And everybody calls him the Merchant
Prince.
Some say its luck. but that's all busk-
Why he was doinE business when the
times were punk.
People had to purchase and the aeezer
was wiss-
For he kaew the way to fst EN- wa, to
advertise.
n r McInty,.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-05-21

See the Saturday special sale
counter at Byars & Cofin's.
Ray Appel has accepted posi-
tion with the Denver Alfalfa mill
at Kornman, effective June l, and
will remove to that point in a few
days.
Legal papers properly executed.
j. P, Linviile, notary public.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-05-21
VISITORS FROM LAMAR

A large party of Lamar folks
are coming to Holly, Wednesday,
the 25th, to attend the big dance
at the Armory when Miss Brett
and Mr.. Barrett will give exhibit
tions of all the late dances Quite
a chance to see which town has
the best dancers.
Mr.. A. F. McCue, President of
Dickinson Lumber Go. and wife,
Mr.. R. E. Adams, Cashier of the
Lamar Natl Bank, DR.. Sheelers
Judge and Mrs. Hillyer, the
Creaghe family, Mr.. and Mrs.
Campbell are among the most
prominent visitors of the Lamar
visitors who will visit US.
Now is the time to take out some
hail insurance See F. Fl. Allen
about it.
Are you ready to make final
proof on your homestead? Papers
carefully prepared. U. S. Commits.
sioner, Chieftain Office.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-05-21
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department Of the Interior.
u. S. Land Office at Lamar. Colo.,
1n1r

1pT 10, I51J.
Notice is hereby given that Silas Bonner Of
Holly, Colorado, who, on Sept. rs, 1918. made
homestead entry No. 013586 fer lots and 2
and east half northwest quarter. section l8.
township "a south, range Al west. 9Th principal
meridian has filed notice of intention to make
communication proof. to establish claim to the land
above described. before the Register and Re-
ceiver. at Lamar. Colorado. on the 11th day Of
June, 1915.
Claimant names as witnesses Frank L.
Sears. Robert Y. Fowler. Alber, Wiley and
Albert H. Hopkn MS. all Of Holly. Colorado.
1851 A. l.. Beavers. Register.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-05-21

L. n. ZALINGER.
General Land Office Business
Transacted.
Filings, Homestead Proofs, Etc.
Holly Chieftain Bldg.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department Of the Interior.
U. S. Land Office at Lamar. Colo..


U. S. Land Office at Lamar. Colo.,
Arpil %. 1915.
Notice is hereby given that Mary E. DeBus
of Holly. Colorado. who. on June 8. 1870
made homestead entry. No. 08198. for lots 3. T.
S. southeast quarter northwest quarter. section
g. township rs south. range Il west. and lots
l md 2. south half northeast quarter. section l.
township rs south, range AZ west. 9Th principal
meridian. has filed notice OF intention to make
three year proof. to establish claim to the land
above described. before the Register and Re.
ceiver. U. S. Land Office. at Lamar. Colorado.
on the 18th day Of june 1915.
Claimant names as witnesses: Everett W.
Harmon, James l.. Hochstedler. Emily Gordon
and Thomas M. Harmon. all Of Holly. Colo.
1872 A. l.. Beavers. Register.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-05-21
FAREWELL

Having einqui.hed my The Holly Chetan wish thank
patronage extended during The 18
prosperous for this and the future holds forth
still promise.
While plans somewhat unsettled
California where 4 position awaits
Yours sincerely, Robert E. Wilson
The Holly chieftain., 1915-05-21

fyou want to ruin your boy just take
his side on every question and dispute he
has with his teacher or your neishbor's
children. Just let him know you are with
him, right or wrong, in all his disputes.
This will give him a good start in the
downward path. .-Lakin Advocate.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-05-21

This paper is boosting for Hol-
ly because Its success depends
upon Holly's growth and pros
perity. 1t may be personal
motive but it is a far-sighted one.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-05-21

The man who never makes a mistake is
living in the same skin with the man who
makes them every day but is too.bull-
headed to admit it.-Ft. Collins Review.
The Holly chieftain., 1915-05-21
GOOD CLIPPINGS

Don't kick on the "wetness." Just
think how dry it will be this time next
year.-Johnstown Breeze,
The Holly chieftain., 1915-05-21

My auto, tits of thee. short cut to pow
erty, of thee | chant. | blew pile of
dough on you two years ago, now you
refuse to 60, or won't or can't Through
town and countryside, you were my Joy
and pride; a happy day. l loved thy
saudy hue, thy tires so white and new,
now down and out for true in every way.
Field and Farm.
Alcohol removes the stain from summer
clothing. 1t will remove the clothes and
the summer; also the spring, autumn and
winter clothes, not only from the one who
drinks it, but from the wife and family az
we'll. 1t will also remove the household
furniture, the eatables from the table, the
smiles from the face of the wife and the
happiness out Of the home. A. remover
of things alcohol has no equal.-Ex.
Circumstances alter cases, says a writer
in the Hardware Journal, and he proceed.
to prove his assertion as follows: Tenny-
son could take q worthless sheet of paper,
write poem on 1t and make it worth
So, ,00O-that's genius. Vanderbilt could
write few words on sheet of paper and
make it worth IS, ,00O, ,000-that's capital.
The United States can take an ounce and
quarter of gold and stamp upon it an
"eaale bird" and make it worth $50
that's money. A mechanic eau take ma.
terial worth IS and make it into watch
springs worth SI,0OO-that's skill. A
merchant can take an article worth IS
cents and sell it for Sl-that's business.
A lady can purchase IS cent hat, but she
prefers ono that costs S27-thst's foolish
ness. A ditch digger works ten hours a
day and handles several tons of earth for
$3-thats labor. The editor Of this paper
could write . cheek for $4,000, but it
wouldn't be worth 4 dime-that's tough.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-22
Tulips & Daffodils 75c per dog.
 JOHN RICK & SON

F'armeE Want Ads. one Cent Word.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-22
BAD BREATH

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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-22
LITTLE BENNY'S
 NOTEBOOK
By Lee Pape

had party at my house last mite, | evvryboddy beeing all dressed up as if it was a grate thing, wich it was and aftir a vile we startid to play kissing games, the ferst wun we play ed beeing spin the plate, and Sid Hunt went erround wispering to awI the boys wat thare numbirs was supposed to be, and Lilly Levy went erround Wispering to the gerls wat thare num- birs was supposed to be, and I was setting rite next to Mary Watkinses cuzzin Berthers beetng a even prittier gerl than wat Mary Watkins is. wich is saying a lot.
 e. herd wat numbir she gave you, I seds
 I bet you dinent, wat. sed Berther
 20. I sed, did you heer wat numbir he gave me.
 No, sed Berther.
 IT, I sed. The gerls having even numbers and the boys having uneven nun1birs, and aftir a vile Filler Mar tin spinned the plate and sed. IT. And I jumped up and gave her a kiss avn akkount of beeing the rules of the gaim and not bekause EIler Martin is l pritty, Wich she s.int, and then spin ned the plate saying 20.
 I'm 20, sed Berther. And she jumped up and we gave eetch uthir a kiss and sat down and Berther spinned the plate, saying IT. And I Jumped up and we gave eetch ut11ir anutair kiss, and Sid Hunt sed. Hay. look at that. he called her numbir and rite away she called his.
 Thare doing it avn perpuss. sed Johnny Willson.
 And Berther sat down agen and I spinned the plate saying, 20.
 Hay. what is this, benefit. sed Sam Krawss.
 Do you think yslre the ony wuns playing, sed Skinny Martin.
 Berther. Id be ashamed. sed Mary Watkins I woodent -sed Berther. And af- ter had sat down a;gen she spinned the plate. saying IT, G wig. good night, sed Sid Hunt G, wat funs this, sed Reddy Merfy. lets give evvryboddy moo numbirs. Wich they did, making me and Ber- ther set avn different sides of the room so we coodent heers wat eetch uthirs numbirs was. and we dtdent find out till the gaim was awlnaost 3vif