davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Cordova daily times., 1915-02-27

Better be booster than Knocker.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-02-27

All admit that English merchant ships have the right
 under international law to deceive the enemy by sailing under false cOOrs However it question discussed in British newspapers whether is practice conforming the dignity and the pretensions of the mistress of the seas''
 As far the technical side international law goes decit by false cOors could be carried still farther shift armed vessels up to the time of actual combat The United States navy regulations he of foreign flag deceive enemy is permissible but it be hauled down before gun is fred and under circumstances shall officer com acOn fight battle without the display of the tional ensign.''
The Cordova daily times., 1915-02-27

While we should be practical in aims toward better and more beautiful fe should lose sight of the ut mate goal We must keep the ideal before us must do nothing that interferes with its ultimate attainment In striving toward beautiful life we must not overlook thenuence of the external things the senses and should give attention to the small things of the household as we'll the larger movements toward public beatu doing large things for small paces small things for large paces and better things for all places
The Cordova daily times., 1915-02-27

The most amusing thing in the world see the powers that be at Washington sending half baked officials to in vesgate Here nearly wears and must remain while nnny hammer after ninny-hammer forth and backward with air and head inflated with the nature of its emptiness us and to size us up and to take notes of ngs be reproduced great ones of the east might go forth New York museum to study the flora and faun and bugs of region.-Seward Gateway.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-02-27

purpose of separating the unsuspecng from their cash The latest game worked in Los Angeles where advertised for 5OO to to Alaska to work in mine 50 cents hour to start fare and board from Los Angeles boat
 starts April the rst bonus of $5 collected from each applicant, who told that work awaited him at Valdez When the police aded the place and it became known that the whole rameup fake angry mob ormed the oce but
 too ate the cuprt had flown and left address be- hind.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-02-27

Eight men have tried to sit in Porfro Diazs presidential char and it has not yet been found Poetic ideaism alone never has established sound government has mere political ambition They never will Something else than dreams and sesness are necessayfacts which lot of Americans would do we'll to cuddle to their own bosoms
The Cordova daily times., 1915-02-27

The result of the district courts investgaons at Me Carthy in reference to the liquor question: awaited by many people with much interest it is likely to have considerable bearing on the granting of future licenses that place.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-02-27

Seward is certainly chuck full of optomsm these days judging from the tone of the Gateway
The Cordova daily times., 1915-02-27
70: |:

Seattle mscreans scattered tacks in the and scores oi ptneys suffered A tax, not tacks is the remedy
The Cordova daily times., 1915-02-27

But few voters have thus far registered but the probab e are that most of them will do in ample time to be able to cast ballot on Tuesday April G.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-02-27

Hurry along that railroad report Mr. Wilson, and give our
The Cordova daily times., 1915-02-27
EVEN PRINTERS ARE WORKING
 TO IMPROVE CONDITION MANKIND

excellent little book has just been issued by the Inter "A national Typographical union covering that great
 labor organization battle against tuberculosis At the beautiful printers home which the union has built great pense Colorado Springs and which it maintains for uperan nuated and woout members of the uniQn the most modern with eminent This booklet tells about it. The Inter national deserves great credit for this noble work Local unOn of which there than O0 each has it's uber cuosis committee. These committees endeavor enforce ceany working conditions and the result has been steadily increasing heathuness among printers Te booklet contains printed:
 
 
 
 an n
 and he feetdr
 Always hands
 o wher whom the clothes madebe character the the work by unean workers The cleanliness
 frequently possible every morning A soap morning. following by rubdown with a
 regularly. take 12 deep During the opportunity window out of through Do deep breathing indoors.
 Join the "anp of laws prohibiting splitting sidewalks Or other conveyances.
 Avoid mouth breathing. through your
 DO not moen finger thumb the leaves of book handle money papers
 Do bite plug not 0 yours
 Do not be afraid open air crank Live out of doors recreation the open air
 Walk two or three miles daily possible make point take year spend them in the and day..
 office shop or factory. Tuberculosis hrives upon dirt
 Do not paronze dirty Knock the dirty store and dirty sorekeepernok perseny
The Cordova daily times., 1915-02-27

Anticipating big rush to Alaska this spring bunco men busy plying their vocation in the states and many are being vcmzed various confidence schemes matched for the
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
CHICAGO GRAIN.

wheat-No. 2 red, old. s1.2s; No. red.
new. sl.1sh; No. 2 hard, old. sl;slall 80.
low. 761aM76Nc: No. yellow 7Gc: No.
yellow. 76Ac: No. 8 yellow. 7ok@76c: No:
2 white 77G77Ac; No. 3 white. Tic; No.
mixed. 761AMTc: No. mixed. 7sAl76Ac
No; mixed. T5A@75Ac: No. mixed. 751z
l7Sc: sample grade, 73M75c.
Oats--No. 2. 47R471sc: No. 2 white, sONd
6lAc; No. 3 white, 50d60Ec; No. 4 white.
49k@49Ac; standard, 50k@51c.
Rye-$1.11.
Barley-69Q75c.
Timothy-$5. 35G6 90; September, $7.6O.
Clover-SS. 50a13.25.
Primary Receipts-whe $4,000 bush
els year ago $4,000 bushels shipmsnts
Corn-Receipts. $4,000 bushels: year ago
$4,000 bushels. Shipments. $4,000 bushels
year ago. 552,OOO bushels
Receipts-Wheat. 81 cars; corn. 276 cars
oats. 205 cars.
600 bushels; corn. 1000 bushels; oats. S44.
900 bushels
cars; corn, 131 cars; oats. 12S cars.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08

Commodities are bringing the following
prices on the Sioux City market, subject
to tluctuations:
Poultry, Butter and Eggs.
81. Sa4. 8. ' - = ''uN st''''
Butter-Creamery per h.. 2sc: packing.
stock. per H.. l9c; process per lb;, CSC.
per h., 1Sc: hens. over lbs, per lb.. lie:
hens. 31a to lbs, per h.. 1Oc: hens under
ga lbs. per h.. &c; ROSTERS. per h.. &C.:
Cheese-wlsconsln (brick). per lb.. 1876:
twins. per h.. 1sc; young Americas. per
lb., 18c
Fruits and Vegetables.
Apples-Red Astrachan. per box, s.. 90.
Bananas-Per bunch, 81. 1902. %.
Blackberres-Per case ga qt.). s2.75.
Lemons-Per box. $ .0Na5. 70.
Oranges-Per box, $3.50@4.50
Apricots-Fancy California. per crate
"a baskeD, $1.50.
g Beach california, per box; CSC :;
basket. 81 .2501 Go.
Sherriss-Wsstsrn "a ct j. cas-. cases g $500.
Pineapples-Per crate. sa.tods.W.
celery-Florlda. per crate. 800; JamSe
punches. per doz.. Soc.
Watermelons-Per h., 1Ac.
CantalopeS-Per crate, $50.
Tomatoes-Per crate "a baskets. CSC.
Potatoes--New, per bu.. soc.
Linseed.
Ground Lnseed Cai.a-Ton lots, s35. %:
halfton lots. SIS. 90; 5n3-lb. lots, s9.25 less
quantities, per cwt, Sl.a1.
Hides.
Hides-No. 1 cured, 16c: No. .. 15c; west
ern branded. heavy, 14Gl15c; light. 1870
14lac; bull. No. 1. 121aQ13lac: No. 2. 111a@
Rc; horse, each, SO. 5U0p4. 90; deacons, each,
70qSOc; sheep packs. dry, l5glSc.
Hay Market.
Hay-No. upland, $14.00; No. 2 upland,
$13 90; No. timothy, $13.00; No 2 timothy,
$l100; No. 2 bottom. SO. 90 Q1l 90; no grade,
/ $3.50; straw, 5000.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Childhood In Boston.

A New Yorker who recently re-
turned from visit to Boston vouches
for the truth of the following. says
the Youths Companion: One after
noon he found the six-year-old son of
his host settled in front of the draw
ing-room fire with sheet of paper be
fore him and pencil clasped in his
chubby fist. Stealing look over the
boys shoulder he saw that the little
fellow was making pictures.
well, Bobby" he asked genially.
ARE you drawing an engine?"
Slowly the child looked up. and slow.
ly he spoke:
ut would take very strong boy to
draw an engine; but am making q
picture of locomotive"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
SPEAKER STUCK On THE BAR
And Comments Of lrrevsrent Auditor
Did Not Tend to Make Situation
Any Easier.

A Hiram correspondent says that
the news department refuses to report
speech recently delivered in his
town, and he appeals to US to give 1t
place in our columns. Well go just
this far:
He was quoting tenderly Tennyson's
beautiful poem, Crossing the Barr"
and he got one of the lines this way:
And may there be no barring of
the moan, when put out to sea-"
One of his hearers put in: "There
won't be. If your friends know that
you sail under the British flag"
THAT isn't what meant to say"
replied the speaker in confusion. Il
should have said:
"And may there be no marring of
the bone, when l put out to sea-"
There won't be if you're careful to
jump free of the propeller" chuckled
his irreverent auditor. And the speak
er gave 1t up.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Aurora Refuses to Die.


Aurora. probably the Oldest mining
camp in the state Of Nevada, the for.
mer home of Mark Twain and other
historic persons of the early days OF
the West, which was thought a dead
camp. has not only revived as a min.
ing community. but is beginning to
show an unusual metropolitan aspect
The Fourth of July celebration OF
Mineral county. writes correspond
ent of the San Francisco Chronicle,
was held at Aurora and close to 1900
people were entertained.
The entrance of the Goldfield Con.
solidated Mining company, the big
Wingfleld concern, into the camp has
stimulated an unusual interest in Au.
rora. The old mining property has
been taken over by the Wingheld in
terests, new mill erected and q
month production Of close to $50. 1000 is
now being realized.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Russian Victory.

General Ivan Pavlovitch sat in his
room and studied the map. Then he
rang the. bell at his elbow. In came
Sergius Julioffski. his aide-de-camp.
What are your orders. excellency?'
sSergius Julioffski, glance over this
map. Do you see this hill?"
Il do, excellency."
"That hill must be captured At
tend to the matter and let me know
when it is done"
81 will. excellency."
Twenty minutes passed and there
was a knock at the door. Sergius
strobe in, clicked his heels together
and saluted.
We'll, what is 1t. Sergius. my SOM?
II have the honor to announce. ex.
cellency. that the hill has been cap
tured.
Already captured! Fine, my son
nne! Who occupies It =, 4
The GsFmans, excellency I. 4
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Feminine Of Chief.

They were discussing the North
American Indian the other day In
rural school, when the teacher asked
If anyone could tell him what the lead
ers were called.
Chief" answered bright little
girl at the head of the class.
Correct" answered the teacher
Now. can any Of you tell me what
the women are called?"
There was silence for a minute or
two. then a small boy was seen wav-
ing his hand aloft, eager: to reply.
Well. Tommy" asked the teacher.
Mischief. !. he announced bsopdl
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
HOGS.

Sioux City Stock Yards. Sioux City, Ia.
July lit was evident that the Fourth OF
July celebration In this territory was at
an end and the farmers and feeders are
now hauling hogs Supply at hand was
the largest for some time. $50 cars or 1900
head, as against 1884 week ago and 7,440
the corresponding day a year ago.
Price range was from $6.9O4T.60 bulk
81 .OOQ1T. 40. a cost of S7.14 and an average
weight of 245 pounds, as compared with a
range of $7.10@7.55. bulk of $7.15d7.45. a
cost of H.261s. and an average weight Of
2a3 pounds on Tuesday.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
MINNEAPOLIS GRAIN.

wheat-No i hard. 81. 41ss: No. north
ern. S1.3O7sd1l 4O7s. TO arrive 81. 29s01
No. northern 81 .277s@1. 377s No. 3 north-
ern. $1.227sn1 .347s; No. l durum .3O1s0
1872. to arrive. 81. 301s0t1. 80; No. duruin,
81 .27d1 80.
Corn-No. yellow. 1870; No. yellow.
7212c; No. S yellow. T2AM73Ac: No. 3. T2l40
73Ac; No. 4. 72A@73Ac; No. .. 721.tgTTsl1c;;
No. 6. 2AdT3Ac.
oats-No. s 45a4sc. to arrive 47Ac
Barley--64M69c
Flax-To arrive. s1.73M1 .75Ac.
Rye-S1 04ll1.O5. to arrive, Sl.00.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Deadly Insult.

well" said Higgins, inspecting Wal
loper's new automobile, there's one
good thing about tit will never turn
turtle"
How do you figure that out?" asked
Walloper, much pleased.
ooh, it just couldn't" replied Hig-
gins. ut might turn mock-turtle.
but"
1t was five minutes later that the
police had to intervene.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08

Nothing New.
MY doctor is great believer in
apples. He's forever advising people
to eat them
Nothing original about that. The
serpent in Eden did the same thing
centuries ago"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
No Limit,

Glow many pancakes do you sup
pose you could eat at sitting?" in
quired Uncle George, as he watched
his little nephew slowing them away.
81 don't know" said the hoy. The
most ever had chance to eat was
twenty-four. Ma won't let me try for
q record"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
SOUTH OMAHA LIVE STOCK.

$500. Market strong Heavy. s7.1O07. 80 :
light s.. 35@1 50: pigs. ss.50@7 so: bulk of
sales, $4,000. 30.
Native steers. So 0O0l10. 90: COWS and heif-
ers *. OO6l8. 30; western steers, Sc. SOFAS. so:
Texas steers. IS 0o@7 go: cows and heifers.
s.. 75a7. 40: calves. $8.OOt0I1O.0O.
Sheep-Receipts. 1850. Market steady.
Yearlings, 6.60d17.60 wethers. S. 1906. Is !:
lambs So. OO69. rs.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
CARE FOR YOUR HAIR
BY Frequent shampoos With cuticura
Will Help You. Trial Free.

Precede shampoos by touches of
Cuticura Ointment if needed to spots
Of dandruff, itching and irritation of
the scalp. Nothing better for the COM
plexion, hair, hands or skin than these
fragrant supercreamy emollients. Also
as preparations for the toilet. \
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky,
Boston Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
A Spinster's WARMING.

She may have had experience in
matrimony from what she said. but
to all outward appearances she was
a spinster. She had been sitting in
the courtroom of a justice of the
peace while he was preparing to
marry a couple in his private office.
There was too much laughing in the
office to suit the spinster, and she let
everybody know it,
Finally she had stood the laughing
of the bride-to-be long enough, she
thought, and she squeaked the follow.
ing in high-pitched voice:
Marriage is not to be laughed at
1t is a serious thing like going to
church. indianapolis News.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Taking His Down a Little.

An. effeminate, self-opinionated
other day. and after he had ordered
lunch the waitress. who was we'll
known for her obliging disposition
and ready wit, handed him newspa-
per so that he might profitably while
away the few minutes that would
elapse before he was served.
Thank you, Josephine" he said.
Familiarity. but l prefer something
funny to look at while am eating"
The waitress looked at him con-
temptuously. then replied:
THAT need occasion you no incon-
venience, Percy; there's looking
glass straight in front of you'll"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
CHICAGO PRODUCE.

Chicago, July .-Butter-Market. lower:
creamery 22G26ikc.
changed
Potatoes unchanged. New: Re-
ceipts. so cars: no old
Poultry-aAlive, higher; fowls. 1sMc;
springs. 18@2Oc
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Oh. Well.

Bacon don't believe in fellow
reminding you of kindness he's done
for you. Do you?
Egbert-No, do not.
"Well, fellow loaned me an UNI.
brella month ago, and he reminded
me of it today
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Why He Wa. Peeved.

II understand he let you in on a ges-
rich-quick scheme"
'No. Do you suppose would be
angry at him for that"
"Then what was it?''
"He made me think 1t was get-rich-
quick scheme, but it wasn't"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Kind Wishes.

you missed the train" said Mrs.
Kermoot. reproachfully.
Yes" replied her husband.
well, perhaps it's just as well to
cultivate the habit. wish could be
sure you were as likely to miss the
train when your motor car hits rail-
way crossing as you are in ordinary
travel"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
outIawed.

How about paying me for that
suit made for you two years ago?'
asked the tailor.
You surely don't expect me to pay
for that suit" said the impecunious
young man. why, it's all out Of
STYLE"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08

Unrest.
Il found a place last summer where
I could rest in perfect quietude."
did you enjoy it?"
mo. spent half my time on the
cars getting to place where they had
moving pictures and band"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Knew His Business.

Mrs. Plat (angrily)-Oh. you think
you know lot, don't you?
Mr.. Plat (calmly)-Well, / ought to-.
my dear. I've been in the real estate
business for nearly thee years.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Yes, Indeedl

I'm afraid Jones is living beyond
his income
mo, he isn't, but his creditors will
be if they figure on getting what he
owes them"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK.

Chicago. July -Cattle-Receipts 1900.
Market steady: native beef steers. Sc. 500
10 9D:' western steers. 81 .2O0lS As: cows and
heifers. s.. 35l9. so; calves. $.5OG10.75.
Hogs-Recelpts. $1,000. Market unset
tied, early advance of DC mostly lost. Bulk
81 40@7 So: light, $7.55t@7. 95; mixed, 81 Esp
790: heavy, s7.O517. SO: rough. N.C5@7 20;
pigs, IS. 5OGD7.70.
Sheep-Receipts. 140oO. Market, weak;
sheep, s. .65g6 rs; lambs. s70Og9.75.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Exciualxe.

Singleton want a woman who is
easily pleased.
Wedmore-That kind doesn't marry.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08

Occasionally bachelor lives to
marry the daughter of the man who
turned him down.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08

Stand aside. The optimistic grad
uate is now due.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Left What?

Mrs. Smith has million in her
own right"
MY wife always carries hers in her
left"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
The Boss.
,links doing
The Exact Spot.

Lawyer-So you went out and wait
ed for some time on the pavement
Now, did you strike the witness in
the interim?
Defendant-No. didn't. pasted
him in tho jaw.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for RE, Red Weak, Watsry
Just Eye comfort. Write for Book of tho Hye
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
He who labors prays.
Drink penison's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.
It's a case of matrimonial dyspepsia
If husband and wife fail to agree.
Even when man is busy saving
wood he usually finds time to talk.

The comfort to be derived from
the various walks of life depends on
the condition Of ones feet.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Couldn't HELD II.

you broke your word
81 d-d.d-didn't."
There you go. breaking another'
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
a Toe Hold Probabl

Ruth-Mother, my foot hurts aw
fully.
Mother-1t is asleep. probably.
Ruth-Then it's got the nightmare
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08

If the world owes us living, why
not pull off our coats and proceed to
collect it?
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Contentment consists in not want.
ing what you can't get.
Drink Denl.onE. Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

Hard asphalt, known as uintahite
or silsonite, has been discovered in
the Philippines on the island of Leyte.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08

A bachelor girl always sneers at
the idea of marriage in public.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Jitney Enthusiast.

PA, with all his money. will never
let us take our rightful place in So
ciety."
why, he's most indulgent. He has
just bought the family a magnificent
automobile"
Eyes, but unless we watch him all
the time he can't resist the temptation
to take on a few paying passengers
as he rides around. louisville Cou-
rier-Journal.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
LITTLE ONE PROUD OF DADDY
Hardly Willing to Admit That There
Could Be Anyone Prettier
Than He Was.

The Warrenpeas live in picture
book bungalow, framed in oak trees
shrubbery and flowers, and as War
renpea's income is adequate, and like
ly to be more SO, they go about q
bit in social way. !,
Mulligan, their chauffeur, had been
directed to steer the gasoline boat
under the side porch at precisely 1850.
The engine was buzzing as Warren
pea descended the stairs from the
owners chamber. fine figure of z
man in evening clothes. immaculato
to the tips of his shoes.
Little Barbara. not quite three. was
being prepared for her crib. Generals
ly she's in it an hour earlier, henca
up to this time had been deprived Of
observing how we'll her good-lookinE
dad carries after.dinner garb.
She was visibly impressed.
"Daddie, you are the very prettiest
man ever saw" she confided, snug
Cling into his arms for tho goodnight
kiss, Il think you're the prettiest man
they is"
"Toodlekins, you're flatterer." he
admitted. though not displeased by
her appraisal. Surely not the hand
soonest in the world?"
well, daddie," she replied, as one
who desires to be just above all else,
Il haven't seen God yet"
Let Us Hope She Got One.
The following, which was overheard
quite by accident, clearly goes to show
that some people must appreciate that
their pet dogs are really human. Tho
incident was in connection with the
entering of the little pet dog in the
dog show.
do you have a ribbon for each
dog?" was asked by the lady as she
fondled her pet.
I'VE have ribbons for all the win
ners." was the reply.
We'll, don't know. You see, loot.
sic here is SO sensitive If i entered
her know it would break her heart
If she did not get a ribbon!" Brock
ton Enterprise.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
rhoee oue.n. Ar,,,

Those Queens Again.
tt dreamed last night took the
classiest queen on the campus to the
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
Nothina New.

She-Did 1 dance we'll?
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08
When in doubt, listen to your wife,
And even when not in doubt it is
sometimes advisable to listen to her.
For Sale.
Every man has his price, they say. !"
Il wish l could get mine"
DISCUSSING 4,

OTS9uISIHQ Tt.
Some SCOT blew over This steak"
That's easily fixed. Give it .
sprinkle with the pepper pot
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1915-07-08

Occasionally 1T is good idea to
keep still and listen.