The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1915-11-25
PAINT LICK HIGH SCHOOL
NOTES.

wv hOs
(SliGhtly censored by the PrincipaD.
The 18th was charivari night up on
the hill
Miss Sadie Ralston went to Richmond
last Saturday.
Why does Cleone keep her hand up
to her face so much?
John Butner says there is a period
behind every Spanish sentence.
Teacher; Name muscle which we
can't control. DIN; The Tongue.
W. M. Burgess and Jim Harve Rails
ton have been recent visitors at the
school.
We shall soon be in a position to use
our new marching song; The British
Grenadiers.
The reading Of Operations" was an
extra number. Emerson's popularity
is in danger.
Those sash suspcnders, or whatziz.
had a most detected look last week,
now didn't they?
Lost; Sadie's Literature and MIR.
Waterways Science. Rewards; A
wad of Thesis paper for either find.
Amis characterizes the coming job of
memorizing the Rubaiyat as "a much
dreaded task He would rather ''see
appendix.
The Principal found a sack tied TO his
door handle the other night when he
came home. He has not opened it yet.
Wonder what's inside.
Dewey Metcalf, our halliday student,
is now on the trail of the rabbit. He
drops in occasionally to see the changes
that havs taken place.
The class is plotting the positions Of
the planets for every month of the
present year, from nimble-footed Mer-
curry to poky old Neptune.
Tho far away Saint Patrick's Day.
Some signs may yet be seen,
As Someone's bike rolls down the Pike
AWearing of the Green.
Twinkle. twinkle, Mistletoe.
Who hung you up. I'd like to know2
You can't head it, declare;
Trouble hobs up everywhere.
Prof. was talking about feeding birds
suet, and upon asking what suet was,
was informed by Amis that it was the
stuff that hangs in stovepipes and
chmneys.
Some of the Grammar boys have
bad case of skunkitis. Four or tive.
We're sent home the other day, in order
that the other hundred and fifty might
not have to go.
The Mason Twins have some new
buds; Nellie has fresh bonnet. and
The Wizard of o. has brass nose that
makes him appear abnormally inquisi-
tive. Who Is 10 blsme for the Wizard?
Marie's new dress, Cleone's many
rornered hat. and several pairs of new
shoes. have been duly noted in their
order Of appearance But what is TING
about Glathu falling into the flour
barrel?
The objective point Of the last hike
VAS the partly constructed bridge et
White Lick ford. While there the boys
we're kind enough to help a poor old
nan out of the creek with an overload
VI baled hay.
No school Friday. 1t was tough
oh TO persuade MIR. W. to go to Mich
,lasyille to the Convention, as he didn't
eem TO want to conyeneh. But wen
atch il for that day Off, either in more
homework or later hours.
We would appreciate any clean cloths
# linen. cotton or gauze, old or new,
hat may be donated. as We are going
0 start the work of making surgical
ressings for the wounded soldiers in
he hospitals Of France. The pieces
nay be Of any size, and must be clean.
oft and starchless.
Now Of all the High School boys.
'hom would you suspect of trying to
'nte poetry? And should he be turned
Yer to DIR. X. for diagnosis, and
alter. TO DIR. Y. or DIR. z. for the oper-
tion? Doubtless il would be necessary
o amputate the entire head, and what
would ell senor-do then, poor thingl