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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25
CHINESE PASTOR
FROM HONOLULU
CAUGHT IN'FLOOD
Yin Tow P0y Had stiis House
Swept Away By Water
Relief Fund Grows

Yin Tow Poy of Honolulu. minister
at the Fort Street Chinese. church,
was sufferer from the recent floods
In South China, bis house being In
the path of the high wateE He says
that the water swept down upon him
and his family without warning, the
height of the wave being seven or
eight feet. . w
Yin Poy and aisa smily, including
his aged pareats aid shis wife and
children, were finally rescued by neigh
bors who reached the house on raft.
Until recently Yin Poyt has had no
word from any of the, people of the
district, but letters are now beginning
to arrive and he Is eagerly looking to
the Oriental mail on August 81 which
will no doubt tell him many of the
details of the flood following the time
when he left the district last June.
Gifts to the amount of $105.75 re.
ceived during the last two days, are
announced by Wong Chow of the Chi:
nese Merchants Association, which or.
ganization has committees at work
collecting funds for the relief OF the
sufferers in the flooded districts.
OF this amount Chan Ho gave
$3.50; WI Chez of Kilauea, Kauai,
$11.50; H. Akona of Kohala, $34;; Wong
Hoon, $3.50; Chow Mon, $3.50, and
Lee Chau Cow 1875 The last gift
Is from Pahala, Hawaii. -
Yesterday $3.50 was cabled to~Hong-
kong by the Merchants Association.
This amount will make more than
$1,000 in Hongkong currency, and will
go long way toward the relief OF
the stricken homes. .s-.... p ( =.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25

manded passage for her troops across Belgium.
Belgium refused. Now Germany demands pas
sage for munitions across Rumania, and an
other scrap of paper is in considerable danger.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25

Japanese wrestlers had no trouble gaining
admission to San Francisco but geisha- dancers
were stopped by the immigration authorities.
This ought to settle the long standing argument
of Drawn VS.. beauty.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25

MRS. CARTER HARRISON OF Chi.
cago and her guests left for the coast
in the Matsonia this morning.
MISS BERTHA BEN TAYLOR. su.
pervising principal for West Hawaii.
left for the Big Island IN the steamer
Mauna Kea this morning.
MRS. B. d. BOND, school commits
sioner from Hawaii. left for her home
in Kohala in the steamer Mauna Kea
this morning. accompanied by her
daughter, Alice.
MISS BEATRICE CULLEN left for
the mainland in the MatDonia for
six months visit in California. After
seeing the exposition she will visit
her sister. wife of Sergt Fife OF the
Engineer Corps at Alcatraz island.
ID. r. EGBERT, formerly with the
Chicago Tribune. arrived in Honolulu
In the steamer Lurline yesterday aft.
ernoon. He will join the reportorial
staff of the Advertiser, W
ALEXANDER LINDSAY, w. B. Ly-
mer and Judge Antonio Perry. who
have been attending the trial Of the.
Parker Ranch Territory water right
case at Waimea, Hawaii, win return.
to Honolulu In the Mauna Kea Satur-.
DAY morning
/ Is I. y
HOWARD L. GRACE. Honolulu
boy, has returned to this city from the
law college OF Georgetown University
where he has just comlleteds his
course. Mr. Grace will take up the
legal profession with one OF the local
firms.
JUICE SANFORD B. DOLE. who
has been holding a special session of
the local federal court in Hilo, Is ex-
pected to return to Honolulu in the
steamer Mauna Kea Saturday. He
will be accompanied by Foster Davis
who acted as clerk of the court.
F. T. p. wATERHoUSE, secretary
of the Waterhouse Company, Ltd. Is
patient at Queens hospital today
and is thought to be suffering from
an attack of malaria. Mr. Waterhouse
was removed to the hospital from the
steamer Mauna Kea yesterday. He re-
Gently returned to Honolulu from a
trip to the Malay States.
]. WALTER DOYLE, former public
ity. director for Hawaii at the expo
sition, will return to Honolulu In the
steamer Wilhelmina Aug. 81. It is u1-
derstood he is bringing plans for three
carnival features which he intends to
place. before Director General Henry
E. Cooper. Judge Cooper, however, is
booked to leave for the mainland the
same day that Doyle arrives here.
| WALLACE r. HARRINGTON, vice.
president and general business man
lager of the Honolulu Star.Bulletin, was
la visitor at the Tribune office today.
Mr.. Harrington is accompanied by his
family and will soCn leave for the
East. He expects to place his boy in
the Madison University. Mr.. Earring
ten Is an old friend Of Dudley Kinsell,
the well-known attorney. = Oakland
Tribune.
PAUL r. BARTLETT, formerly a
Honolulu newspaperman, arrived last
evening on the Lurline for a brief
business trip. He Is well-known In
the islands, having been city editor
of the Evening Bulletin five years ago
From this city he went to Yale to take
law course, and made splendid
record there. He is now practisins
LAW. He is a brother OF Charles G
Bartlett, formerly president and gan
eral manager of the Honolulu Brew
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25

Ambassador Won Bernstorf asks the United
States to await the facts regarding the Arabic
sinking. The principal fact is already known
two Americans were killed. 1s@ "
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25

We notice that none of the spectators at the
Frank lynching in Georgia could recognize any
body there but Leo Frank himself.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25

According to the geological survey
There is good reason to believe that
Louisiana is underiaid by one Of the
greatest natural gas fields in the Unit
ed States.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25

"War Has Helped Democrats. No
wonder the ex-president agrees with Sherman.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25

MRS. CARTER HARRISON Of Chi.
cago and her guests left for the coast
in the Matsonia this morning.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25

The United States holds property
in the City of New York valued at
$66 ,331 900. Sc + - ..r q. 2 5
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25
FURNISHED

Waikiki ...... .....k -. ...t...... .........
Bates street ..... ..3.... ..st-s
Palolo Ave. bet. 18th and Koko Head aves
Pahoa and 9th aves. corner tptly. furn) -.
Waialae road tptly. furn j. ,.....-.
I'LL Sd ave., Kaimuki
1858 Rookie ST., Punnui ....=..........
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25

Mexico is rapidly qualiffyih fof an iinquestl
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25

MISS BERTHA BEN TAYLOR. su,
pervising principal for West Hawaii,
left for the Big Island in the steamer
Mauna kea this morning.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25
WHERE SINCERITY IS LACKING.

+ Henry, Watterson dean Of American edi
torial writer's and still one Of the most forcefu
land always picturesque says this of hi
craft and its exponents: &. 80
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25

MRS. B. d. BOND. school commits.
sioner from Hawaii, left for her home
in Kohala in the steamer Mauna Kea
this morning. accompanied by her
daughter, Alice.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25

HOWARD L. GRACE. a HonolHlv
boy, has returned to this city from the
law college or Georgetown University
where he has just comlleteda his
course. Mr. Grace will take up the
legal profession with one OF the local
firms.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25

JUICE SANFORD B. DOLE. VIII
has been holding special session o
the local federal court in Hilo, Is es
pected to- return to Honolulu in th
steamer Mauna Kea Saturday. H
will be accompanied by Foster Davis
who acted as clerk Of the court.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1915-08-25

MISS BEATRICE CULLEN left 10
the mainland in the MatDonia for /
six months visit in California. Ate
seeing the exposition she will visi
her sister. wife of Sergt Fife OF tn
Engineer Corps at Alcatraz island.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1915-03-25

Refresco aristocratico Ideal refresco
VINO MOSCATEL DE SITGES; caias de IL ele-
gantes boteas bancas labradas con tap6n de crista
Vino ideal para damas.
WHO'S DE JEREZ surtido en- cuatro classes Ee-
gantlsima presentation. Etiqueta Reyes de Espafa.
MACHARNUDO VICTORIA; ell mas exquisite
vino de Jerez para postres Caas de 12 elegantes bo
tellas
Sidra Asturiana ''COLUNGUESA" "PELA-
las funcones dgestivas Cajas de 24I2 botellas
RON EEL CONDADO''. El abuelo en- Puerto Rico
Alcohol 40 grades diversos envases de la Porto Ri
Destiling Go.
Licores dversos de la importante fabrica de Piza
Gonzalez
VINO TINTO "TRES RIOs''; superior al meior
conocido hasta hoy Cajas de 121 de 24I2 botellas
alambradas.
VINO TINTO "MEDOCr; clase muy fina. Caias
de II / y 24I2 botellas alambradas
LIMONADA 'POLO NORTE''; barriles de 1902
botellas
Aqua ''TIBEs' "PAsTILLo". Manantiales
Puertorriquenos.
GAILETITAS INGLEsAS; de la bien reputada
muy exquisitas diversos tamanos de lata Des-
pues que used pruebe esta marca no de otra
BRANDY, HENNESSY cajas de 12I 4 botellas.
BRANDY "MARTELL''; cajas de IL / botellas
d JABON "COPCO''; blanco fotante. Ideal para el
bano tocador demas usos domesticos
JABON "BROWN'' genuine de Cadierno.
Ell MEJOR y ell mas econ0mico jabon del mercado
del mundo Interesese por este abon 81 quiere pres
tar gran servicio economco los hogares Puerto
rriqueios No lleva envolturas. No Teva regalos
f1tes aparatosos; pero leva muchos menos dollars
del pals, sustituye ventajosisimamente cuaquier
jabon que cuesta ell doble
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1915-03-25
BROWN-SOAP
CADIERNO HERMANOS

ARROz RI VALENCIANO; selecto No. /, sacos dobes
de liz hbras El tlnco que ha pagado derechos
arancelar1os durante ell mes de Febrero
Tenemos constantes existencia de.
Arroz Japones primera; azt1car refnado AGUILA:
Azucar centrifugado; Avena blanca limpa No. /: Chi
cken feed; Manteca "LUZ'' y y'COCHfNITOo: Man
teca Vesubio; Mantequia FAMOsA; Quesos de Ho-
landa Tocno penqutas; Habichueas coloradas largas
nuevo cosecho; Habichueas blancas chicas Pasta de
tomato latas Cafe Caracolillo Hacienda Corrien-
te; Escobas del pa1s Chocolate PREMIO = SOBRI.
NO. Cuerdas trpa bordones para guitarras; Meloco-
tones Libby; Frutas ROsELLO al jugo cajas de "a la
tas; Papel cuero MADEIRA sacos de papel para l. 2.
8, II % ibras Sardinas Espanoas en- cuartos de
lata; AJos Bai1olas Costas de cerdo; Yarey para
sombreros; Galletas de La National Tabacos elabora
dos genuinamente Puertorriqueos; Frutas cristaiza
das; Canamo sisal Cgarrillos; Aqua de Carabaa; P-
mention; Azadas chispa No. 8; Hilo Acarreto Aleman
legitimo; Pasas echos; Chorizos Morclas de Astu-
rias etcetera etcetera.
Y PARA TERMTNAR CON BRooHE DE ORC,
tomen este conseio:
6Por que no Sc curan ustedes RADICALMENTE
sus organos digestivos, Ell INFALIBLE Patentiza
do Eli TAPO''?. La mejor recommendation Sc la da-
ran los afortunados que 10 han usado
MEJIcANos correntes medianos Recbendose
PATATAS DE CANARIAS, ,superiores, en- canastitos
MORTADELLA en- cajas de 30 ibras netas
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1915-03-25
GLAMA Gal
De gran interes para los habtantes de Puerto Rico

SEPAN TODOS los que la presente vieren leye-
ren que acknowledgements, trenta aiios de prac-
tca el Comercio Nativo verdaderamente identica-
dos con ell gusto mas renado del consumidor Puerto
rlqueno, han elegido para ell mercado de toda la isa
los slgulentes prOductos de incompatible calidad
preclos sin competencia:
Harina de trigo ''HUNTER SELECT,' Rinde Is
por 100 mas que ningna otra marca produce pan dc
gusto gloria pan color crema verdadero pan aimen-
ticio. Precio limitadismo; por debaio del mercado
productor
Ceboas Puertorriquenas de excelente calidad, pro-
cedentes de Isabella. Precios bajos.
Pescados CaTnes de Asturias. Luiosas latas Ito
grafadas ovaladas Surtido escogido.
Aceite de Olivas refnado de la ben reputada marca
sSENSAT'' de Barcelona.
Aceite de Oivas, de la bien conocida marca CONRA-
ID, de Sevilla Diversos tama6os. Soic1telos de Ca
dierno por mediacion de Cadierno, Espafa cum
pra used un deber de concencia brindando al p1blco
el mejor aceite conocido hasta hoy
WEYMOUTH; Pruebe ell Martini Rossi'' Y usted
sera el mayor propagandista de ese VENERADO YER
mouth de TORINO Por Dios no beba mas meniur-
jes con ell nombre de vermouth
CERVEZA; Cerveza Sc le llama aqu1 cualquier
brebaJe ofrecdo bajo este nombre; pero despues que
lego "Old Stlye Lager toda persona de refinado gus
to, toda persona de crterio exile tOld Stye Lager
para estar ABSOLUTAAENTE SECURE de que no Sc
e do cato por lebre
BACARDI; j Que Bar Cafe Colmado, visitado por
de buen tono esa desprovsto de este munda
ron, gloria orgullo de la Industria Cubanag
WHISKEY WATSON No. 1O'' La narca de
los Lores El whiskey de oda todos los pases cul
tos y sabos
cERvEzA; India-Pilsener. La cerveza mimada
del publico.
LTMONADA DE vIOHY cajas de 1902 botellas.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1915-03-25
Tribunal Supreme

l
Segundo temino de sesiones del aflo
1915 que comenz6 el 10. de Mario y
termina el 9 de Mayo (Diez semanas.
Senalamientos Civiles.
Mes de Mario, 1915.
Microbes 81.
Cintron v Colorado; indemnizaci6n.
cion.
Abogados: Leopoldo Feli1 Angel
A. Vasquez
Abril.
Martes 6.
Belaval v. Todd; mandamus.
Abogados: j. H. Brown, Euardo Acu-
ma, H. S. Belaval y Ramon Falcon Y
Adrian Agosto
Microbes 7.
Gambia " Caban; deshaucio.
Abogados: Antonio Suliveresyy Enri-
que Marquee.
Jueves 8.
Robert v. Anil cobro de dinero.
Abogados: Jose Sabater y Esteban
Ramirez Nadal
Mario 9.
Casenave V. Guzman; manldamus.
Abogados: Rafael Lopez Landr6n y
Juan Guzman Benitez
Martes 13.
Hernandez Mena v. Carrera ct al;
danos y perjuicios.
Abogados Juan Quintero Jose Sa-
batter.
Microbes Il.
.Hernadez Mena " Benet ct al; da-
nos perjuicios por perjurio.
Abogados Jose Benet Y Leopoldo Fe-
liu.
Hernandez Mena " Blanco, ct al
danos y perjuicios ocasionados por in
juction.
Abogados: Angel A. Vazqeuz y Jo-
sc Benet.
ueves Is.
Plcart v. Leon; relVlndlcaclOn de nm
ca r1stica y danos y pejuicios.
Abogados Francisco Gonzalez y
Juan B. Huyke.
Viernes 16.
Ramirez V. American Railroad Co.
of Porto Rico; indemnizacion.
Abogados Jose Sabater y F. G. Pc
rez Almiroty
Martes 20.
Martinez V. Roig; nulidad de incrip-
ci6n.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1915-03-25

Abogados: ]. Lopez del Vale, Ra-
fael Lopez Landron, Juan Gregory y
Fancisco Gonzalez.
Mierles 81.
Sander v. Maymf; cobro de dinero.
Abogados: E. B. Wilcox y Manuel F.
Rosscy.
San Juan, P. R., Mario "a, 1915.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1915-03-25
Mercado de frutas

Cable de Nueva York recibido en- la
Ofcina de Porto Rico Fruit Exchange,
Ell II de Mario de 1915, a las $50 a. m.
Este cable refere la venta de la fru
ia que llevo ell vapor "Yagtiez" que
sali6 de este puerto ell 2 de Mario de
1915.
PINAS.
Precio alto recibido por tama-
no 18's $2.75
Preclo promediO por tamaho 18 26O
Precio alto recibido por tama-
no "a 200
Precio promedio por tama1o
"a 275
Precio alto recibido por tama-
no 80 200
Precio promedio por tama
no 80 PTS
Precio alto recibido por tama-
no SO 26O
Precio promedio por tamaflo
36 2.15
Precio alto recibido por tama-
no AZ Ninguno.
Precio promedio por tamano
2 Ninguno.
TORONJAS.
Precio alto recibido por "Ex-
ira Fancy, Ninguno.
Precio promedio recibido por
Extra Fancy, Ninguno
Precio mas alto recibido Dor
"Fancy'', 1925
Precio promedio recibiGo por
Fancy, 135
Preclo mas alto recibido por
"Brights 2O5
Precio promedio recibido por
"Brights' 1O5
Precio mas alto recibido por
Russets' ! 65
Precio promedio recibido por
Russets'' o5
CHINAS.
Precio promedio por los tres
tamaIos mejores, liz
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1915-03-25

IMPORTANTE DETATTE
81 qu1ere evitar enganos de vendedores noco oscm-
pulosos rechace como legftima toda pastila que no
The fool-killer., 1915-05-01
A SERMON ON THE WIN.
-. MEM FOLKS"

Dear Flock:
You will find my text for this
occasion on the 23rd page Of
Blum 8 Almanac for the year 1915,
and it reads as follows:
"Be sure you are right, then
ask your wife
IL this turns out to be a poor
sermon it won't be the fault OF
the text. If I am any judge, the
text is all right, what there is of
it-and plenty of it, such as it is.
Ask your wife. IL you don't
ask her, she is mighty apt to tell
you anyhow. She knows. No
matter what it is, she understands.
Anything a woman don't know
and can find out is lost for GER
tain. You cant fool the wimmen
folks. But they can fool you
mighty slick. If you want them
to know something they are as ig-
norant about it as a kitten is a
bout Scripture. But if it is some
thing you want to keep them in
the dark about, they will know
more about it than you every time.
That is a peculiar habit the vim
men folks have. It's mighty un-
pleasant for the men folks some
times, and often gets them into
tight places. But more often the
place seems tight because the men
were tight before they got in it.
The fool-killer., 1915-05-01
WHAT rs THE NEWS?

what is the news in the paper TO-
day
The news from over the sea-"
The reader he flecked his fat cigar,
And a billowy puff puffed he.
"Oh, nothing it speaks Of a little
fight,
But it reads like childish play;
A trif1e of fifty thousand dead
There's nothing important to-day.
"rhe city of Skippit was burned last
night,
And half of the people killed;
The living have fed, and the bloody
streets
With charred black bones are filled.
The British Dreadnaught, Mindyer-
biz,
Torpedoed in Dareyou Bay;
The blood in Flanders is only knee
deep
There's nothing important to-day.
''Not more than twenty-five million
men
Are facing the shot and shell,
And a trifle of ten times that, per-
haps,
At home mid terrors dwell.
Oh, my! It's an awfully dull affair!
Why don't they fight some? Say!-
Here-take the old paper-I'm done
with it all
There's nothing important to-day"
James Larkin Pearson.
The fool-killer., 1915-05-01

never before been placed in such
a critical position as we are in
to-day. We have the power, but
we don't know what minute it
may be snatched from us. It is
not out Of the range Of possibil-
tiles that this war which we have
started may get beyond our con-
troll. 1t has just occurred to us
that thou mayest be so hard hit
that thou wilt wake up. And
hence we beseech thee to slumbe1
on. Slumber on and on. We are
safe so long as thou sleepest, but
when thou wakest we are all un-
done.
And permit us, we pray thee,
O Laboring Fool, to furnish thy
dreams while thou sleepest. We
have them all ready made, and
they are guaranteed to never come
true. Thou mayest dream that
we, the Plutocrats, are thy friends,
and that all our promises are
good. Thou mayest dream Of liv-
ing under prosperous conditions
and having all the good things
that thou wouldst like to have.
In fact, the more thou indulgest
in such dreams the less danger
there is that thou will wake up
and realize the truth of thy awful
condition. Therefore we pray that
thou wilt slumber on, and that
thou wilt continue to labor and
vote for us in thy sleep.
AMEN.
The fool-killer., 1915-05-01

This is a peculiar habit the men
folks have.
Therefore ask your wife. You
couldn' find her Sunday dress
in week, but she knows all about
where your luther breeches are
at. And if you left any money in
the pockets, she probably knows
where that is, too.
The fool-killer., 1915-05-01
PLUTOCRATIC PRAYER

Oh, thou fool Laborer who art a
slave, but who couldst wrap us
Capitalists around thy little finger
if thou only wouldst try, we pray
that thou mayest never discover
the power which lies at thy hand.
We pray thee, O Laborer, to go
on laboring with thy hands, and
let not thy mind get active con-
cerning the problems of life. Per
nit us to do thy thinking for thee,
@ Laborer, because thinking is
hard work and we would fain de-
liver thee from it.
We earnestly beseech thee, 0
Laborer, to read not any history,
neither try to reap benefit from
the experience Of others. We ad-
NIT that thou couldst do it, but
we pray that thou, in thy simple
minded goodness of heart, will re-
frain from so doing.
We Plutocrats, being very wise,
are aware that we are in thy
hands and at thy mercy, but we
thank thee for thy profound ig-
norance on the subject. Upon our
bended knees we beg thee to re-
main ignorant. Yes, we would
that thou mightest become even
more ignorant and dull, if that
were possible. We pray that thou
will Let us furnish thy reading
matter and we will see that thou
gettest nothing but good Capt.
talist dope, such as will put to
sleep all thy discomfort. If thou
hast permitted any Socialist paper
to enter thy cabin, we pray that
thou wilt burn it Immediately.
We pray that thou, o Laborer,
wilt let thy mind dwell much on
duty, patriotism, love Of country,
and so forth. It should make no
difference to thee that We own the
country and that thou hast moth
ing. We will permit thee to love
it just the same. And when the
time comes we will permit thee
to go and fight for the country we
own, just like thy patriotic broth
ers in Europe are doing. And il
thou shouldst happen to get home
alive, we pray that thou wilt &c
to work again and pay the war
tax for us.
| We must not forget to thank
thee for thy vote, 0 Common
Plug. Thou hast voted for us and
against thyself for, 10, these many
centuries, when nothing compell
ed thee to do it except thy owr
block-headed ignorance. We know
that thou couldst vote us out Of
power quicker than howdy, but
thou dost not know it. Some o1
those Internal Socialist papers
have tried to teach thee, but thor
hast patriotically refused to learn
Thy unselfshness surpasses any
thing that we have ever known.
Now, 0 Laborer, thou Common
Plug, who are also Very Valu
able Fool, we pray that thou viii
not forsake us in this hour O.
need. We, the Plutocrats, have
The fool-killer., 1915-05-01
NOTHING TO TT, MISTER !

A correspondent whose mind
runs in that direction wants me
to uncork new bottle Of wrath
and pour it out on the head Of
Jack johnson.
Why, Mister, there are just
oodlins of betters subjects, and /
hate to waste my breath on such
a sorry one. I reckon you have
in mind Jack s picture in the mud
down at Havana, where he lost
out in favor Of white bull-neck
named Willard.
Well, honey, what do you want
me to say about that pair Of
greasy bull-necks? / don't see
anything to it, nohow. If it was
an incident that anybody could
get honor out Of, why, then I'd be
glad for my own race to have it.
But [ can't figure out how it is a
credit to any race to produce the
biggest and toughest brute. It
may be a big thing, but nothing
to be so darned proud Of, as the
boy said about the boil on his
neck. A bear has got more CUTS
than a humming-bird, but that
don t make us. like bears any bet
ter. Let's change the subject.