La Junta tribune., 1915-07-03

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Walter Williams. Eean Of ~ Ms
souri, School OF Journalian, u au-
thority for the statement that fame
has snatched msn fron ths easpss-
ter's bench. the blacksmith shss. he
forge and the piow. but fame never
reached over . picket fsacs and
snatched dude out OF . hammock. !"
When President Wilson's car vas
being Transferred in the sprinsfieid.
Mass. yards last week. the chief exec
utive had time 10 greet and shake
hands with several OF the yardmen.
Keep US out Of the war. Ar. Pres
ident." said one.
Il will II l can" responded Mr..
Wilson.
Woodrow Wilson. after laying the
cornerstone OF the New American
Red Cross building in washisstoa. D.
c.. received his card In the Stone
masons' and Brickiayers' Union.
Taft belongs to the Steam 8hoveiers'
Union for his work on the Panama
Canal and Roosevelt is q member OF
the Railway Engineers.
Mr.. Taft Is still big man. Be
fore n lecture he was to give at Cape
May. n. J.. last week. he decided 10
take a bath. He miscaiculated his
which Is not much less
than that OF the new dreadnsught.
Arizona. and when he got into ths
tub much OF the water flowed out
over the top. II leaked down into
the dining room upon large Assem-.
bly, OF guests.
We have listened with some mis-.
givings to the story told In Michigan
about the tame carp which came To
the surface regularly for its meals
whenever the dinner bell rang. with
all due respect to the magnitude OF
things In the west. 4 lady taxes our
credulity to the breaking point when
she tells Of . snake which was $50
feet long and occasionally ate a
horse blanket.
Movie Facts:
Novels are best suited for movie
production because the camera car
cover q far larger number OF scene
than the drama affords. d,
The cost OF producing many pho
to plays ranges from e50.ee0 to
500. 900.
!. Some films cara - Nigh - Z qpar |,
tsf'6f mIiiion d6iiirs. ss
Mary Pickford 10 the most success
ful performer.
Irwin s. Cobb is probably the
worlds greatest reporter. whatev-
er he sees IL stamped indelibly upon
his Photographic mind. After his
famous trip at the outset Of the war
he wrote all his stories from a note
book containing only 1000 cue
words. He formerly drove IN Ice
wagon In Paducah. Ky. His lectures.
stories and feature articles pay hin
How would you like
to be the Ice man:
A certain doctor Insists that his|
patients divsst themselves OF all ,hslr
clothing besors appeartas before
him for examiaatios OF tsssimcnl
4 man spon arriving at this offic. rs-
centiy was told b. The assistant OF u,
doctos's sssict rule and thas h would
b sbsolutsly ascsssasy foe him tol
comply With the rsgulaiioa II hs|
wiahsd 10 - he Dhysician. With
great rsluctanes sad maay DrVtesta-
tioas be COMPLIED ana vas soon ush-
cred into the doctor's laser o:fics|
clothed osiy u Dusts sassraiibus liks|
Father Adam.
whats the matter vith VOC
sir!" said the doctor.
''Nothiass" sasped the physielaa
well what are you doiag In here .n
that condition."
'isecsuse that man ouiside would
not let me Ia unless took all ny
clothes off," explained the strange
visitor.
well what on earth do 700
wans!" ansrily asked the doctor
Il would like " hs said TO have
you subscribe for the great family
Journal"
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