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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16
FIippant filings.

The Rockefellers are now producing
prize roses. The by products Of petro-
leum grow more and more marvellous
New York Sun.
Americans may be short of materials
for the dyers. but when 1t comes to
the bleachers. there is where we are
strong.-Chicago News.
Gentlemen in official life have to
learn to he patient with popular tend.
ency to refer to any long trip for hard
work In hot weather as a "junket."-
Washington Star.
John Barrett advises girls to dirt
The next thing We hear the director
general Of the Pan American union will
be advising birds to fly and fish to
Virginian-Pilot
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16
Echoes of the War.

There are plenty Of real olive
branches in Italy. but they have no use
for them just now. - Philadelphia
Press.
In an effort to settle old scores Eu-
ropes governments have created q
formidable number Of new ones.-
Washington Star.
With an average Of 1890 daily
losses of men in the war it ought to be
easy to fix the date for the wars close.
Baltimore American.
The hope that business may end the
war might be tempered by the reHec.
ton that business is making a good
thing out Of it.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16
SHORT AND SHARP.

1t doesn't pay to own things you owe
for.
Peace also hath her bitter battles no
less than war.
Wise men unravel tangles that I'M
wise folk weave
There are more true heroines in
Kitchens than in fiction.
Even the brightest people don't A.
ways set the world ON fire.
What q man believes Of others Is an
index to what he knows about him.
self.
Words resemble sunbeamS-the more
they are condensed the deeper they
burn.
Any one who has sense OF humOr
can get along pretty well with pes
simist.
One drawback to the powers Of psy-
chology is that 1t explains everything
after 1t happens.
The use Of wooden sandals In Mexi-
co is said to be growing. Wooden
heads. more likely.
Elocution may be good thing. but
It doesn't go far enough. 1t merely
teaches us how to speak. not when.
II the bel!igerents fight themselves
to the point Of exhaustion the folly OF
war will be effectively demonstrated
Switzerland also protests against the
wars being allowed to disturb bust
ness. 1t needs the money just as bad
" as we do. and maybe worse.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16
Train and Track.

The Puymorens tunnel on the rail-
way line across the Pyrenees from Ak
to Ripoli is nearly three miles long.
A new mounting for street car head
lights turns them 80 that the light u
kept on the rails 40 q car follows q
curve.
BY Offering prizes to motormen for
efacient operation Of their cars IN
English electric railroad Effected q
saving Of Is per cent In current in
twelve weeks.
An elaborate new central railroad
station has just been completed In To
kyo. It II in the style Of the French
renaissance. The total door area u
5000 square yards,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16
Woman's World.

Twenty-seven women are employed
as lighthouse keepers by the United
States government
Women are being trained to be ma
chinists in Glasgow by the municipal
authorities, because the men mechanics
have gone to war.
There are policewOmen now In twen-
ty-five cities in the United States. and
three Of these cities have departments
Of public safety for women.
Three women, each the manager Of
large office building. hold member
ships In the National Association Of
Building Owners and Managers.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16
Fashion FriIls.

II it's in style. anything looks like a
hat to q wOman.-Judge.
No matter how fashions may change
1t remains impossible to devise bath
ing suit that will actually resemble
the magazine Observation-Disclosures
ton Star
Of our friends are wearing we have
come to the conclusion that they must
have bought them in the dark.-De-
troit Free Press.
Sensible shoes for women will soon
be on the market, says prominent
shoe manufacturer. Maybe-and they'll
stay on the market. too, for all the wo-
men care.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16
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BY natch'ral upwardness, the troglo-
dyte
Stepped outen the ape. This was some
time ago.
Borned was the troglodyte with club
in hand.
Twas fittin'. this, fer it was 'nough
He made his livin' with the club.
That time,
Twas true, society had neither top
Ner bottom, fer these was identical.
The first of anarchists the troglodyte,
To wear the "big stick" first.
The upwardness
Kept busy and it come to pass, they
Two children horned, one with a
sword within
It's hand, and t'other with hoe.
Both was
Consumers, but it is cranky fact
That only one was a producer, and
FOUR-Standard
The world swings ever 'twixt the two.
The hoe
Runs from the field hoe up, and up,
and up
Unto the hoe that dug out Hamlet.
Now
The hoeless Teller, he leans on the
hoe
The other feller's hoe. He gifts along
Quite we'll, thank you.
The most importanest
Hoes the hoe that tickles up the sile.
'Thout it
They wouldn't be no grub; thout
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16
HOW LONG WILL WAR LAST.-WHO WILL WIN?
New York Worlds Correspondent Discusses Conditions Europe
Predicts Long Fight but Says Allies Will Win in EndAn
Many Questions Relative to Great Conflict


BATTLE rars June s.-I the
have visited that of battle
the Alps like and deadly snake Not only have been
permitted deal which denied Others but
really battne
When reach there people are going to ask me certain questions AS
them to the best of my ability beforehand
is do No
on E~ ne erne and is nrerarinr for il " as thew exnect
soldiers
Germans show the slightest of weakening
TRENCHES PRACTICALLY IMPROBABLE FORTS.
S occupied
by the opposing armies all nnts and purposes forts and these
would entail sacrifice life which of the warning nations
Why
nrenhed that the cost in lives of breaking through their
vt ee m ,u,v achieve the same result Tbe duration Of the
said
kill off Their
that
therefore is kill
possible of the while the same time conserving our
men,
could not be better
The keen and hard nails They well fed well
clothed and afforded protection that human can
They absolutely confident of ultimate success though they ADMIT
frankly that they hard job in front Of them
FRENCH CONFIDENCE 1 JOFFRE.
the French think of Gen Joe? They do not consider him
which knows him be emnenty sae
Foch example, succeed the command and
He has said repeatedly that when the
fishing command
How many troops has England in France' About 100000
is a 1t IL
sthen
confidence for the regular which England sent into
regmental
officers and who composed these regiments today in the
suffered the British
appalling example, has
The Princess
infantry landed in 1400 Today
regiment private
British moment
and noncommissioned officers
DIFFICULT TO HOLD.
holding miles Of battlefront
hundred BY
the composed
Of colors Sec
difficult portion of the
conguraion of the
Channel is the Channel ports that
shells them there Thirdly the
relentless along the British
deeper hatred for the
enemies together
Do Generally
military
should the would result
of ammunition Moreover they say quite
unpreparedes they don't see now
she could be assistance
Tho do is going o the war? The allies
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16
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Bill Turner was a farmer; he
labored all his life. He didn't have
no schOolin' and neither did his wife.
But Bill was built for business and
made the wheels go round, and left
healthy fortune when they put him
under ground. He was always taking
chances; paid hundred for a bull.
His neighbOrs called him crazy, but
he left a stable full of cows that
broke the record, making butter by
the ton, an Bill had his picture
printed in the Squeedunk Weekly
Sun. He had newfangled notions of
making farming pay. He even
bought a fool machine to help him
load his. hay. The neighbors fairly
snorted when they saw the bloomin'
thing; said Bill would never make it
work. 1t wasn't worth ding! Bill
didn't say single word. an didn't
care darn bout what they said, fer
SICK as grease, his hay went in the
barn an hour before thunder
storm came sailin' out that way and
caught his neighbors in a pinch and
spoiled their now mown hay. Bills
neighbors put their milk in cans, and
set EN- in a tank. Bill skinned his
milk with a machine and turned 1t
with a crank. Smith chops his fire.
wood with an ak. Bill used some
gasoline and saws a hundred cords a
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16

grub, you know,
We'd lose the hoe itself. and 'thout
the hoe
They wouldn't be nothin' fer u but
to 60
Back to the club! The Teller with
the hoes
Gods pardner; they work touchin'
elbows, and
The angels. they look on. and smile.
and wait.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16
BRIGHT BRIEFS.

The majority Of men are like clocks
either too fast or too slow.
Hope may bud when it is cloudy. but
1t blooms only in sunshine.
A short sighted man always expects
his neighbOrs to look through his glass
eS.
The more we need advice the less
likely We are to appreciate the kind We
get
There is always something coming to
us that we should like to see side
tracked
II you are looking for trouble you
don't need to spend any money on .
periscope.
II you are skilled you have self conf
dence; If you have self confidence press
On to success.
Lots of men never get anywhere be-
cause they spend all their lives trying
to trade places.
Life could be made q great deal
happier If memory could be put undes
perfect control.
Alternate labor and rest, judiciously
used. enable the wise worker to endure
much and 60 far.
Never tell man you have cold. 1t
only gives him an opportunity to offer
cure. Safety first
When a man misses the road to sue.
cess he usually insists that some one
changed the guidepOsts
Mexico has about everything that
could serve to complicate its affairs ex-
cept an energetic peace movement
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16
WE SHOULD SMILE.

The thing that goes the farthest to-
ward making life worth while,
That costs the least and does the
most, is just a pleasant smile
The smile that bubbles from the heart
that loves its fellow men
Will drive away the cloud of gloom
and coax the sun again.
It's full of worth and goodness, too,
with manly kindness blent;
It's worth a million dollars and 1t
doesn't cost a cent.
There is no room for sadness when
we see a CHEEKY smile.
1t always has the same good look
it's never out of style;
1t nerves us on to try again when
failure makes us blue
Such dimples of encouragement are
good for me and you.
So smile away; folks understand
what by a smile is meant
It's worth a million dollars and 1t
doesn't cost cent.
La Junta (Colo) Republican.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16
LUKE M'LUKE
:.-:...-:.:*S AYS***:~:.:..:+

The women didn't have time to
vote in the old days before home
made bread was supplied by the gro
Gerry store.
There may be surprise in store in
the next world for the reformer who
knows that we are all going to hell
because we won't do as he wants us
to do.
Why is it that the men who argues
that the government is crooked and
that the trusts have the common peo-
pie by the threats is always guy
who needs bath?
Father can always see where, with
a little economy, the family could get
along with one pint of milk day in
stead of three, but if mother sug-
gests that they also use economy and
get along on one case of beer a week
instead OF four, father wants a
divorce.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16

day with another blame machine.
Today Bills wife rides in q car and
dresses up in silk. Smiths wife rides
in a wagon and keeps on skimming
milk.
Taylor County (Ky.) Enquirer.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16

Some men are busy laying up
treasures in heaven, when tney
should be paying some attention TO
fire insurance.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16

The majority Of men are like clocks
either too fast or too slow.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1915-07-16

Hope may bud when it is cloudy. but
1t blooms only in sunshine.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-19
STOMACH MISERY
QUICKLY VANISHES

Your money back II you want it is
the way in which all the leading drug
stores are selling Mi-o-na. the great
dyspepsia remedy.
This is an unusual plan. but Mi-o-na
has so much merit and is so almost in
variably successful in relieving all
forms of Indigestion that the dealers
run but little risk in selling under a
guarantee of this Kind.
Do not be miserable or make your
friends miserable with your dyspep-
sia Mi-o-na will help. you. If it
doesn't, tell your druggist that you
want your money back and he will
cheerfully refund IL.
A change for the better will be seen
from the first few doses of Mi-o-na.
and it's continued use will soon start
YOU on the road to perfect digestion
and enjoy of food.
Mi-o-na has been so uniformly sue
cessful that every box is sold under
positive guarantee to refund the money
If it does not relieve. What fairer
proposition could be made?
You can get Mi-o-na on this money
back guarantee from practically every
druggist in this vicinity. including IT.
c. Kennedy.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-19

bians. the Teutonic allies have captur-
ed 5000 additional prisoners, Berlin
Athens dispatches estimated that
more than $4,000 Bulgarians are fac
ing $4,000 Serbians in the Monastir re-
gion in South Serbia. The Serbian
forces which have evacuated Prilep
following their compelled abandon
ment of Babuna Pass, are expected to
retire to the heights between Prilep
and Monastir, and eventually retreat
towards Albania, the advices state.
In the face of the concentration of
both Austrian and Russian forces on
the Rumanian frontier, Rumania is
expected speedily to reach a decision
regarding her future attitude towards
the two groups of belligerents. accord
ing to a Bucharest dispatch to Rome.
An attack by a German aeroplane
squadron on British camp near To-
peringze, six miles from Ypres in Bel
GUM, is reported by the Berlin war
office.
The Italians are pressing their cam
paign against Gorilla, Rome reporting
an intense bombardment in this zone
of operations. The Austrians are re-
plying vigorously to the Italian artil-
lery fire and apparently are bringing
up reinforcements in expectation of
renewed infantry operations by Gen
eral Cadorna's forces.
Paris learns that the next meeting
of the allied war council will be held
in London with the probability that
the Russian and Italian governments
will be represented.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-19
Take Iron, Says Doctor, If You
Want Plenty of "Stay There
Strength Like an Athlete! !!

troubles in from ten to fourteen days
time simply by taking iron in the
proper form. And this after they had
In some cases been doctoring for
months without obtaining any benefit.
But don't take the old forms of reduced
iron, iron acetate or tincture of iron
simply to save few cents. You must
take Iron in form that can be easily
absorbed and assimilated like nuxateds
iron If you want It to do you any good,
otherwise II may prove worse than
useless. Many an athlete or prize
fighter has won the day simply because
he knew the secret of great strength
and endurance and filled his blood with
iron before he went into the affray
while many another has gone down to
inglorious defeat simply for the lack
of iron.
NOTE-Nuxated Iron recommended
organic iron compounds. Unlike the
older inorganic from products, 1t is
easily assimllated. does not injure the
teeth, make them black, nor upset the
stomach; on the contrary, Ii Is a most
potent remedy, in nearly all forms of
Indigestion. as well as for nervous.
run down conditions. The Manufac-
turcrs have such great confidence in
Nuxated Iron that they offer to forfeit
they cannot take any man or woman
under so who lacks iron and increase
their strength 200 per cent. or over in
four weeks time provided they have no
serious organic trouble. They also Of
fer to refund your money II IL does not
at least double your strength and ell
durance in ten days time. II is dis
pensed in this city by Cr0il Keller, G,
A. Gorgas, and all other druggists.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-19
Ordinary Nuxated Iron VIII Make Deli
cate, Nervous Rundown People
200 Per Cent. Stronger In Two
Weeks Time, In Many
CuaeH

NEW YORK, n. Y. Most people
foolishiy seem to think they are going
to get renewed health and strength
from some stimulating medicine. secret
nostrum or narcotic drug, said DIR.
Sauer, a specialist of this city, when,
as q matter of fact, real and true
strength can only come from the food
you eat. But people often fail to get
the strength out of their food because
they haven't enough iron in their blood
to enable 1t to change food into living
matter From their weakened, nervous
condition they know something is
wrong. but they can't tell what so
they generally commence doctoring for
stomach. liver or kidney trouble OF
symptoms of some other ailment caused
by the lack OF iron in the blood. This
thing may go on for years. while the
patient suffers untold agony II you are
not strong or we'll you owe IL to your
self to make the following test. See
how long you can work or how far
you can walk without becoming tired.
Next take two five grain tablets of or
dinary nuxated iron three times per
day after meals for two weeks. Then
test your strength again and see for
yourself how much you have gained.
/ have seen dozens OF nervous, run
down people VINO were ailing all the
while, double and even triple their
and endurance and en-
tirely get rid of all symptoms
of dyspepsia, liver and other
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-19
Austrian Planes Drop
Bombs on Venice Forts
BY Associated Press


Vienna, Nov. 19, via London, 11:11
A. M.-Nenice has again been bonn
barded by Austrian aeroplanes. Off
cial announcement was made here to-
day that an aerial squadron attacked
military establishments of that city
yesterday afternoon. The announce
ment follows:
Navy headquarters announces that
on the afternoon of November Is one
of our seaplane squadrons success
fully dropped bombs on the forts Mt
San Nicola and Alberoni and the
arsenal, aviation station, gas works,
railway station and several barracks
at Venice.
Notwithstanding the heavy fire of
antiair craft guns and the attacks
of three hostile aeroplanes our squad
ron returned with complete safety"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-19
DRINK HOT WAITER
IF YOU DESIRE A
ROSY COMPLEXTON
Says we can't help but lcok
y better and feel better
after an inside bath.

To look ones best and feel ones
best is 10 enjoy an inside bath each
morning to flush from the system the
previous days waste. sour fermenta-
lions and poisonous toxins before IL is
absorbed into the blood. Just as coal
when it burns. leaves behind certain
amount of incombustible material in
the form OF ashes. so the food and
drink taken each day leave in the ali
mentary organs a certain amount Of
indigesttble material. which if not
eliminated, form toxins and poisons
which are then sucked into the blood
through the very ducts which are in
tended to suck in only nourishment
to sustain the body.
II YOU want 10 see the glow OF
healthy bloom in your cheeks, TO see
your skin get clearer and clearer you
are told to drink every morning upon
arising, glass of hot water with a
teaspoonful Of limestone phosphate in
It, which is a harmless means of wash
ing the waste material and toxins
from the stomach. liver. kidneys and
bowels. thus cleansing, sweetening and
purifying the entire alimentary tract,
before putting more food into the
stomach.
Men and women with sallow skins
liver spots, pimples. or palid com
pleXions. also those who wake up with
a coated tongue, bad taste. nasty
breath. others who are bothered with
headaches. bilious spells, acid stomach
or constipation should begin this phos-
phated hot water drinking and are
assured of very pronounced results in
one or two weeks.
4 quarter pound of limestone phos-
phate costs very little at the drug
store but is sufficient to demonstrate
that Just as soap and hot water
cleanses. purifies and freshens the
skin on the outside, so hot water and
limestone phosphate act on the INSIDE
organs. We must always consider that
internal sanitation is vastly more inn
portant than outside cleanliness, be-
cause the skin pores do not absorb
impurities into the blood, while the
bowel pores do.-Advertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-11-19

sent away as rapidly as possible. Two
weeks ago two carloads of grade cat
tie were shipped from the town.
In the course of construction within
the next few weeks will be a new calf
stable where every calf will be cared
for separately. Each vile have sep
arate stall. trough and feed box and
the most modern flooring.
Many improvements
Improvements are being planned
for all parts of the busy town of Her
shey at the present time and one of
the most elaborate will be the erec-
tion of a social center building in the
early Spring. This, it is said, will be
the chief ARCHITECTURAL achievement of
Hershey.
At present large forces of men are
at work in Highland Park, a high
point near Hershey Park. The new
section has been given the name Aero
polls by residents of the town and It
will be, when completed one of the
most picturesque places in the vicinity.
1t will be replete with pretty fountains
and shrubbery and in the middle a
The water, pumped from the noun
tains, has a fall of 200 feet before it
reaches the town.
The $4,000 bull which Mr.. Hershey
has just purchased has been named
Chocolate Segis Pontiac Alcartra. He
/ is very fine young son of King Segis
Pontiac Alcartra, the $4,000 bull,
whose wonderful breeding and in
dividuality make him a sire of great
prominence.
The daughters of this great young
sire are making splendid records, the
first six to freshen averaging over 21
lb. as -year-olds. King Segis
Pontiac Alcartra is by King Segis
Pontiac from K p Alcartra, one of the
very best daughters of King of the
Pontiacs.
The dam is a 3O-lb. daughter OF
Pietje 22d's Woodcrest Lad, who is
| by Homestead Girl De Kol Sarcastic
Lad from the noted imported cow
Pietje 22d.
The dams dam, 33-lb. COW, is q
daughter of the great butter-fat sire
Sir Clyde and Amagelsche 9d's B. an
, A. r. o. daughter of Admiral De Kol
! This youngster has combination
of breeding that can hardly fail tC
produce anything but the best results