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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24
MIsCREANTs CONFESS.
Two Boys Attempt to Wreck Pennsyi'
vania Train

stroudsburg, Pa, May 24.-Two
bows, William Devore, Is years OF
age, and Frank Telesz, Jr, IL nave
confessed that they were the miscre-
ants who attempted to wreck Penn
sylvania passenger trainNo. SIG, load
ed with Odd Fellows, which left East
stroudsburg Thursday at 2:25 p. m.
by placing a heavy rail and several
fishplates across the track on curve
about two miles below this place.
Bail has been fixed at $4,000, IN
default of which they are being held
in the juvenile department OF the
county jail.
In their confession the two boys
told practically the same story DeVore
being the originator OF the plot
Each was on his way to school, when
they met and decided instead to look
up jobs as caddies at the Shawnee
golf links. Their course took them
down the tracks toward the Delaware
Water Gap. and at the curve Devore
supeested the crime which they at
tempted, their only reason being a
desire to "see what would happen"
Later, they admitted, their chief OBJ
iect was to "get money by robbing
the dead or injured"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24
A TRIAL WILL CONVINCE ANY
ONE-THE GREAT KIDNEY
REMEDY NEVER DISAP-
POINTS.

A few years ago I was troubled
with a complication of kidney and
stomach ailments and although
tried two or three different doctors,
was unable to obtain a cure. Hay
ing heard great. deal about Swamp
Root, l decided to give it trial and
purchased one-dollar bottle of Mr..
Alexander, the druggist. From the
beginning T could notice a change
for the better and after taking eight
bottles of your medicine, felt en-
tirely cured and have not had any
trouble since.
Had 1 not began. using Swamp-Root
sooner, l would have been few hun
dred dollars to the good and saved
myself lot of suffering.
You may use my testimonial any
time you wish. Yours very truly,
CHARLES E. HARRIS,
AGO Sixth st. Marion, Iowa.
/ certify that Charles E. Harris
signed the above testimonial in my
presence, being first duly sworn to
the truth thereof, this the 18th day
of July, 1909.
D. R. KINLEY, J P.
Letter to DR.. Kilmer Co., Bing-
hamton, N. Y.
Prove What Swamp-Root will do for
you.
Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer &
Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for sample
size bottle. It will convince anyone.
You will also receive booklet of val
liable information, telling about the
kidneys and bladder. When writing,
be sure and mention the Alexandria
Evening Gazette. Regular ffty-cent
and one-dollar size bottles for sale at
all drug stores.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24
WASHINGTON-YIRGINIA
RAILWAY co.

In effect December 10, 1914.
Subject to Change. Without Notice
Leave Aiexandria For Washington
Daily Except Sundays and
Holidays.
A. Ms 90, S 40, 8 90, 6 20, 40,
& 90, 2 10, 2 20, 80, 2 40, 2 80,
8 90, 8 10, 8 90, 8 40, 9 90, 8 20,
9 40, 10 OO, 10 20, 10 40, II 90, II 20
IL 40, Noon IL 90.
P. M.-12 20, IL 40, 90, l 20,
/ 40, 2 90. 2 20, 2 40, 8 90, 8 20,
8 40, 4 90, a 20, 4 40 s 90, s 20,
S 40, 6 90, 6 20, 6 40, z 90, z 20,
7 SIS, 8 90, 6 80, 9 90, 3 80. 10 90.
10 80, II 10, IL IS.
Sundays and Holidays
A. M 90, z 20, z 40, 8 90, 8 20
3 40, 9 on, 9 20, 9 40, 10 90, 10 20,
10 90, II co., IL 20, II 40, IL 90
noon.
p. M.-12 20, IL 40, ! W, 2O,
40, 2 90, 2 90, 2 40, 3 90, 8 70,
3 20, a 90, 4 20, a 40, S 90, 5 20,
S 40, co., 6 20, 6 40, T. 90, z 20,
2 IS, 8 90, g 30. 9 90. 9 80. 10 90,
10 80, IL 10.
Leave Alexandria For MT Vernon.
A. M.-Week Days IS, 6 55.
{; .55 8 IS, 10 80, II 3o,-P. M
~ 80, l 80, 2 80, 8 80, a IS, s ST,
+ IS, z IS, 8 81, 10 20, IL so.
Sundays-A. M 55, 55
10 80, IL SO;-P. MP 80, l 80,
sc, 8 80, 4 IS, 5 85, 6 a5, 2 S5,
52, 10 20.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24
ANNUAL MEETING OF STOCK
HOLDERS OF THE WASHING
TON REAL ESTATE COMPANY.

Notice is hereby given that the
Annual Meeting of the Stockholders
of The Washington Real Estate Com
pany will be held in the principal
office of the Company. No. III South
Fairfax Street, Alexandria, Va, on
the First Monday, June Z, 1915 at
loo o'clock P. M. for the election of
officers for the ensuing year and the
transaction of such other business as
may conStitutionally come before
said meeting. Books for the trans
fer of stock will be closed on Satur-
day, May goth, to Tuesday, June Sth
1915; both dates inclusive.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24
Washington Southern Ry.
Schedule in effect Feb. ~, 19:

Schedule in effect Feb. %, 1915
For Washington and points north.
DAILY at s:O8, 1888, 1858, 1901, 1921
2:sO Through train for New York,
via P. R. :R.) 6:27, s:1s, 1888, p, m.
For Fredericksburg, j Richmond and
points south at 4:37, and. 10:17 a: M,
1916, 1922, SIT Oocal). TOT, 9:47,
p. m. daily.
Accommodation for Fredericksburg
at s;272a m.,., daily.
NoTE:-Time of arrival and de,
parture and. connections not guaran-
iced. :.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
PREMIER CARRIER OF THE
SOUTH
In effect April Is, 1915

In effect April Is, 1915
N. B.-Following schedule figures
are published only as information and
are not guaranteed.
Trains leave Union Station, Alex
andria.
TAT A. NJ, Daisy--Local between
Washington & Danville delivers con
nection daily except Sunday at Or
ange to C & o. No. 4O3 for Gordons-
vile and Richmond.
SAT A. M. Daily Local for Har.
risonburg and way stations. Buffet
parlor car.
S:37 A. NJ. Daily U. S. Fast Mall
stops only for passengers to points
south to which scheduled to stop
First class coaches Sleeping cars to
Birmingham and New Orleans. Dan
ing car service. Stops at Calver-
ton to let off Warrenton branch pass.
engers.
1882 A. M. DaiIy-Man train
coaches for Manassas, Warrenton
Charlottesville, Lynchburg, Danville,
Greensboro and Charlotte.
1852. P. M. Daily. local for Char
lottesville connesting at Calverton
for Warrenton.
4:52 P. M. Daily--Birmingham
Special Sleeping cars between, New
y ork, Atlanta, Admission Birmingham,
Augusta, Savannah and Jackson
vile, Through first class coaches be.
tween Washington, Atlanta and Biz.
mingham Dining car service Tourist
to California daily.
4:12 P. M. Limited for Harrison
burg and way Stations on Manassas
branch. Pullman Buffet parlor cars.
6:12 P. M.-Local for Warrenton.
1902 P. M.-Daily Washington and
Chattanooga Limited (via Lynch
burg) First class coaches and sleep
ing cars to Roanoke, Knoxville,
Chattanooga. Sleeper to New Or.
leans, Washington to Roanoke, Dim
ing car service.
11:O2 P. M. Daily-New York and
New Orleans Limited. All Pullman
urain. Club snd Observation cars to
NewsDriaans. Dining Car Service.
at sAs M. Daily Memphis spe
cial Sleeping car and coaches for
RoaSeke; Knoxville, Nashville, Chat
tano6ga, and Memphis. Dining Car
service: Washington sleeping cars
open 10 p. m.
For detailed schedule figures,
tickets Pullman reservations, etc ap-
ply to 5 - IS.
/ S. D. SHELTON
Union ticket Eagent, Alexandria, Va.
E. III. COAPMAN, Vice-Pres., and
General, Manager. ~
W. III. TAYLoE, Pass Tarff
Manager.
H. Fl. CARY, Gent Pass Agent
7o5 18th Street N. W. Washington.
D. G.
C. W. WEsTBURY. Gen. Agt.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24
DON'T FUSS With
MUSTARD PLASTERS!
Musterole Works Easier, Quicker
and Without the Blister

There's no sense in mixing up mess
of mustard, -four and water when you
can so easily relieve pain, soreness or
stiffness with little clean, white NUS
TEROLE.
MUSTEROLE is made of pure oil of
mustard and other helpful ingredients,
combined IN the form of a pleasant white
ointment. It takes the place of the out
of-date mustard plaster, and will not
MUSTEROLE gives prompt relic f
from Sore Throat, Bronchitis, Tonsiltis,
Group, Stiff Neck, Asthma, Neuralgia,
Headache, Congestion, Pleurisy, Rheu-
matism, Lumbago, Pains and Aches of
the Back or Joints, Sprains, Sore Muscles,
Bruises, Chilblains, Frosted Feet, Colds
of the Chest Git often prevents Pneu-
monia).
At your druggists, in Csc and Soc jars,
and special large hospital size for 81 so.
Be sure you get the genuine MUS
TEROLE. Refuse imitations-get what
you ask for. The Musterole Company.
Cleveland, Ohio.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24
IissIAN SHIP SUNK.
Fourteen Hundired Men SAID to Have
Gone Down With Vessel

. Berlin, May "a, by wireless to
sayyille, N. y f r, Overseas News
today gave out the following:
"According to Bucharest dis
patch the Russian armored man-of-
war Winteleimon, has been sunk with
l,4OO men, in the Black. Sea-"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24
FOR J r SALE /. ]. ! !,

Three and half acres land, in Alexandria County
near5new boundary line Of Alexandria City, Six
room house with bath ROOM hot and cold. water
cellar, large front and back porches. fine Waters
fine Shade large number Of fruit trees apples cher
ries, pears, ETC. fine pasture, running water.
Modern and up to-date chicken houses ideal place
for poultry and bees.
Large garden with horse and cow stables twenty
minutes walk to steamroad, fifteen to electric road
Easy terms or will consider city property in
trade For price and full particulars address. ow-
ner. CARE ALEXANDRIA GAZETTE.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24
CARD OF THANKS.

We wish to express our sincere ap.
probation of the many expressions
of sympathy in the death of our be-
loved Son, Louis, and such kindness to
comparative strangers is deeply treas
ured and will ever be comfort TO
US in our bereavement.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Schoellhorn.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24
NOTICE.
How Mrs. HarrOd Got Rid of Her
Stomach Trouble
r. F. KNOX.

81 suffered with stomach trouble
for years and tried everything /
heard;of, but the only relief l got was
temporary until last spring 4 saw
Chamberlain Tablets advertised and
procured Il bottle Of them at our drug
store. | got immediate relief from
thdt dreadful heaviness after eating
and from pain in the stomach" writes
Mrs. Linda Harrod, Fort Wayne, Ind.
0bSinable everywhere.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24

Buy land near the Great Cities
john Jacob Astor.
Mount Ida the suburb beautiful.
Auction sale of 26 choice lots Tues.
day, May 18th, 10 o'clock a.. m. I
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24

FOR SALE-One bay mare, llCO
pounds, good utility animal and
one driving horse, $50 pounds.
Both will be sold at a very reasona-
BILE figure. Apply R. A. Steele,
Richmond Theatre.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24

FOR RENT-Brick stable, three
stalls, concrete floor. Suitable for
garage near northwest corner st.
:: corner King and Payne streets, or
Asaph and Princess streets. Apply
All north Washington street. Z.
E. DoWnham. l6-tf.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24

FOR RENT-S13.0O first floor apart
ment at the Berkeley. -Four rooms,
bath, pantry and modern improve
ments. Cool and attractive apart
ment. Apply 6@5 South. Fairfax
street 22-3t.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24

Spectators. Investors. and Home
eekers. come and spend a day Of
roft and. pleasure at our grand auc-
On sale of Mount Ida lots, Tuesday,
ay 25th, fsle o'cloek,;a a. M Free car
sksts!- given morning of sale
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24

FOR RENT-Two modern and six
room and bath houses Large lots,
room for garden and poultry. Lo-
Gated at Cottage Park, near Brad
dock Station. Thomas Elliott, Cot
tage Park, Va. R. +. d. No. ..
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24

FOR RENT-Desirable flat, second
floor, 612 King St., containing four
rooms and bath. Possession at once.
Inspection invited. John D. Nor
moyle, corner King and Royal SIS.
1S-3t.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24

FOR RENT-House, rooms and
bath, all modern improvements.
Apply ZIG north st. Asaph street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24

FOR RENT-Very nice front room
on second floor, furnished, one or
two gentlemen, 713 Cameron street.
21-3t.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24

SEVERAL HOUSES For RENT
on Washington street extended. APP
ply to Aaron Odell, City Market,
or on the premises. 17-1Wk.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24
TFrF0R SAL Fs9R RENT
FSR Salt OR! RENT5itsIidase 7

Fll@R SAFE! Or 7.i HsENI5Ftt4fse 1T F
iot H6,i highest 1ocatioR 'at Bar
croft, Va, three minutes walk from
W. G. O., D., cars. Splendid well
water with pump. VIII sell, rent
or exchange for any kind Of city
property J. F..MYERS, sos South
Washington Street. 3o-u'
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24

FOUND-Two stray pigs at the
home Of J. W. Holt, on the Mount
Vernon road at the first house
south Of the Groveton School house.
If the owner will come and prove
them and pay cost Of this adver-
tisement and the feed, he can get
them.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24

LOST-Burch Of keys with name on
ring. Reward if returned TO the
Gazette Office.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1915-05-24
LOST

LOST-A gold open face watch. Ell
gin movement IL karat. Reward if
returned to SIS south Fairfax
street. From the wharf up Cam
eron, out Fairfax to SIS South Fair
fax street. 1885,
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01
Live Stock Men Meet.

Greenville The leading live stock
and agricultural agents of the South
met here to discuss live stock raising
in the South and to consider plans for
introducing this industry in this sec
tion of the country. Bradford Knapp.
special agent of the federal depart
ment of agriculture for the Southern
division, presided over the meetings
and w. f. Callander private secre.
tary to the secretary OF agriculture.
d. +. Houston. acted as secretary Of
the gathering
The following state demonstration
agents were present: c. r. Hudson.
North Carolina; II. D. Tate. Tennes-
see; w w. Long, South Carolina: r.
s. Wilson. Mississippi; j. T. Watt.
Alabama; J. p. Campbell Georgia. In
addition to these agricultural and live
stock experts many high officials OF
the department were present. among
them being b. II. Rawl. chief OF the
dairy division. H. NJ Lemon chief
OF the poultry division, and others.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01
SEEK CHARTER FOR
6O-MILE RAILWAY
NEW ROAD WOULD CONNECT
NORTH AUGUSTA AND CITY
OF GREENWOOD.
USE STEAM OR ELECTRICITY
TWO of Corporstors Are Greenwood
Men, Third is New Yorker, }.
Peyton Clark

Columbia. Having minimum can
ital stock of $4,000 and maximum
capital of $4,000. 900 the Savannah
fledmont d Western railway was
commissioned by the secretary OF
state The company proposes to con
struct a standard gauge railway from
the town of North Augusta. on the
savannah river, opposite Augusta. to
the city of Greenwood. a distance OF
go miles The petitioners are J. Pew
ton Clark, 5. H. McGhee and Ken
meth Baker Mr.. Clark is of New
York city. The other petitioners are
citizens Of Greenwood. The road will
use steam or electricity.
The company is given the right un-
der the commission "of constructing
line of railroad from point on the
Savannah river. or at or near the town
OF North Augusta. in Schultz town
ship, in the county of Aiken. state of
South Carolina. thence through said
Schultz township, Langley, Gregg and
Shaw townships in said county and
state: thence through any or all of
the following townships in Edgefeld
county. towit: Merriwether. Wise.
Pickens, Shaw, Johnston. Elmwood.
Blocker, Collins, Golfers and Moss.
and through any or all the following
townships in Saluda county. Nos 4. :.
6 and Z; and through any or all
of the following townships in Green
wood county. to-wit Brooks. Kinards.
Fellowship, Ninety-Six, Phoenix. Cal
iison. kirksey and Greenwood"
The following statement appears I'm
the petition for the charter: That it
is proposed that said railroad shall
either be constructed to a point with
out the State Of South Carolina. or to
operate as an independent corpora
tion in such states. or proposes to con
solidate with some other road or com
pany now Incorporated or hereafter
incorporated. in accordance with the
laws of this state and of the United
States, and that IT proposes to operate
said railroads as a common carrier Of
passengers. freight, baggage, mail
and express"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01
Mil President Reslnns.

Rock Hill,-W. w Moore, president
and secretary of the Wymoio cotton
mill of this city. has resigned, his res
ignation to be effective April Is. He
will be succeeded by c. +. Hutchison
OF Charlotte, who will remove to
Rock Hill soon after the first of next
month Mr. Moore came to Rock Hill
many years ago from High Point. ~.
c., and since coming here has been
connected with the Globe and Man
chester Mills He was one of the or
ganizers of the Mymojo Company and
has been in charge of that mill since
il was built several years ago.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01
Inspect Streets Of spartanburo.

Spartanburg.- Mayor J. II. Godfrey
OF Anderson heading delegation OF
Anderson :itizens, including members
OF the street paving commission of
that city. visited Spartanburg to in
spect tie paving of this city hey
were received by Mayor Floyd and
others Identified with the administra.
ton AID shown over the town. Ander-
son has recently authorized bonds
for street paving and it is with a view
TO studying paving that has been done
in South Carolina towns that the com.
mission Will visit several towns.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01
CAROLINA PEOPLE TELL
OF STOMACH REMEDY
Sufferers Find Swift Relief by Use
Of Remarkable Treat
ment

Stomach sufferers in the Southeast
and, in fact, all over the country have
found remarkable and efficient re-
suits from the use of Mayrs Wonder
full Remedy
Many have taken this remedy and
tell today OF the benefits they re-
ceived Its effects come quickly-the
first dose convinces. Here is what
two Carolina folks have written:
w. r. DAVENPORT, Parker, n. c.
For years ] have suffered from a dis
ease which puzzled doctors heard
OF your remedy and one bottle gave
me relief. Your full treatment has
about cured me"
J. e. ERWIN, Winston-Salem, n. G.
II am satisfied through personal use
OF the powers OF your remedy. You
have saved my life"
Mayr's Wonderful Remedy gives per-
manent results for stomach, liver and
intestinal ailments. Eat as much and
whatever you like. No more distress
after eating pressure of gas in the
stomach and around the heart. Get one
bottle OF your druggist now and try it
on an absolute guarantee-if if not salts
factory money will be returned.-Adv.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01

tors from whom l received only tempo
rary relief. l decided to give Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound fair
trial and aleo the Sanative Wash. have
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and cannot express my thanks for what
they have done for me.
"lf these lines will be of any benefit
you have my permission to publish
them. - Mrs. SADIE WILLIAMS, 455
James Street, Eikhart, Indiana.
Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
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contains no narcotic or harmful drugs,
and to-day holds the record of being the
most successful remedy for female ills
we know of, and thousands of voluntary
testimonials on file in the Pinkhan
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If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia II. Pinkham'S Vegeta-
Die Compound will help You, write
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vice. Your letter will he opened.
read and answered by woman.
and held in strict confidence.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01
MISERY IN
HEAD AND BACK
A Lady Writes She Suffered So,
Would Have To Stay In Bed For
Days. Is Now Well.

Cartersville, Ga.-The following ls
from Mrs. VIII I. Lawhon. of Carriers
vile: Il am writing this because l
want other women to know what
Cardui has done for me.
Before | commenced taking Cardui.
| had headache SO bad, | would have
to stay in bed for days at a time. |
suffered untold misery with my head
and back
| saw Cardui advertised and decided
10 try 1t. | took three bottles. After
taking the first bottle. / could see a
vast difference in my feelings, and de-
cided to take the second and took
three in all
After taking the third bottle, | felt
like new woman altogether. and |
Will always praise Cardui as a boon to
womans ills
believe it saved my'life and am
now well, healthy woman. and my
husband joins me in my praise for
Cardui
Before | began taking Cardui. was
irregular, but since l began taking il,
/ nave been regular and without any
pain.
Everyone tells me | am the picture
of health since taking Cardui. will
recommend it to every suffering
woman"
If you suffer from any OF the all
ments so common TO women, or if YOU
ieel the need of a good strengthening
tonic. why not give Cardui. the wom-
ans tonic, trial? Begin today
Your druggist sells Cardui-Adv.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01
Ratesbura School Issues chaIlenne.

Batcsburg The pupils of the Bates
burg High School, Batesburg. are
anxious To meet the representatives
Of any other schools in Western Caro-
lima. in joint debate on any subject
agreeable to the schools in question.
It any time between April Is and May
20.
The above named school takes this
method of challenging any high school
in the state as above mentioned. All
schools interested are asked to take
the matter up with the superintend-
ent of the Batesturg school.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01
Slight Observation-Disclosures.

SII9ht Observation-Disclosures.
How are you getting on as the pre-
siding officer OF your new club"
Pretty well,' replied the emphatic
woman
No trouble with parliamentary
points?"
Not much. The only difficulty !
have is to remember that you must
hold on to the gavel and hammer with
it instead of throwing it."
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01
Moving Pictures.

IIicks-Did you go to the moving
pictures last night?
Wicks-No! My wife made me stay
at home and rehang all the pictures
in the parlor.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01

The statistician is the most success
ful of liars, as no one ever stops to fig
ure up his statements.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01
MRS. WILLIAMS
LONG SICKNESS
Yields To Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.
EIkhart, Ind. :-"I suffered for four
teen years from organic inflammation,

I I'm ale weakness,
pain and irregulari-
ties. The pains in
my sides were in
creased by walking
or standing on my
feet and l had such
awful bearing down
feelings, w as de-
pressed in spirits
and became thin and
pale with dull, heavy
ewes. / had six doc
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01
The Kind

The politicians are looking in the
campaign barrel and licking their
chops"
That's because they're pork chops. 3"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01
If You Can't Get It in Town.

Someone in almost every town in
the United States sells Hanfords Bal
sam OF Myrrh. II yov can't get it,
write G.. c. Hanford Mfg. Co, SYRIA.
cuse, y. Y. Price soc and S1.OO. Adv.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01

For hot grease burns apply Han
lords Balsam lightly until the fire ia
extracted. Adv.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01

After lively race for husband
many an heiress marries a rundown
nobleman.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01

For lame back use Hanford's Bal.
sam. Rub it on and rub it in thor
oughly. Adv
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1915-04-01
Vain Wishinn

Don't you wish you had fairy
godmother?"
All | want is good plain cook And
that wish seems too fantastical to
ever be gratified"