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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24
Amend Bylaws.

An amendment to section 20 of the
bylaws of the United States Golf AS
ISOLATION by the executive committee
will tend to improve the etiquette of
golf and prevent player competing
in the qualifying rounds making a
good score. winning prizes and then
defaulting his matches. The new rule
reads:
Players who do not continue in the
match play rounds of n tournament
should be considered to have forfeited
any prize they may have won in the
qualifying rounds"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24
REAL ESTATE FOR EXCHANGE.

6-rOom and bath brick house near
18th and Monroe st. NV; also Groom
and bath brick house Sth and II SITS.
ne. Owner will trade both houses for
10 or Broom house in good renting
location northwest. The above proper
ties are rented to good tenants. See us
for quick results and Il square deal.
No doubtful propositions handled At
this office. MARSHALL RI'S1NESS
AND REAL ESTATE BROKERS, 9l3
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NO WELSH-SAYLOR BOUT.
Mayor of indianapolis Says He 4,
Opposcd to Fake Confesfs

Indianapolis Ind Nav y Ro1ing contests t,r-
tween light weight champion Freddie Welsh and
Mhrrn Saylcr. ard George CHIP and Jack Dillon
which scheduled IT, held here May q will
not he Kermit I'd. Ac7Drdng TO announcement
~ MAYOR IHSerh +. Bell which became public
;nisv
II has fren customary hold hrNing match
the day l~"ore the 50omile at speedway.
h7rt Mavor Erll ssv~ that the sport "degrncrsted
into fake Iuzr tights conducted solely for tn.
m"rrl there II.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24
Mergolds Trim Federals.

The McrSOld Athletic club yesterday
defeated tn" Federal y. {. in a fast and
exciting ten-inninE game by a 6-to-5
score MrMahone started the hurlcr for
the MerGold Cluhmen. hut weakened in
the seventh inning and Snow was rushed
to his rescue Snow famed nine Of the
Federal hatsmcn in the four innings in
which h" worked Tsrea featured tho
game with his Timely stickwork. The
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24
AMATEUR LEAGUES.


Potomac I>eague-G. H. 5. vs.. Fsrlawn
Congress Heights League-No game scheduled.
DEPARTMENTAL Icague-CniOn Printers w. War.
Rosedale Ieague-Rosedales vs.. Crescents.
East Washington 5. z. League-Ffth vs.. Keller.
R. R. Y NJ. e. 4. LesgIe-Union Station
Auditons
Northwest 6. s. Leaaue-Immanuel Central
Government Lasue-Bureau vs.. Marines.
War Interburesu LeagIc-Ordnance vs.. STAFF.
Home Club Leaane-SetretaryIn Indian Pension.
Southern Rainay League-Law Bookkeepers.
Holy Name League-St. Adams Trinity: st.
Peters vs.. 81. Alloy sius.
Colured Departmental League-Government Print
ing Offce War and Navy.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24
ELKRIDGE Is BEATEN.
Lincoln Clubmen Land SluEfest by
3 to : Count.

Elkridge. Md. May g.-The Lincoln
Athletic Club, pride of Northeast Wash
ington, played here today and defeated
the home team. to ).
The Marylanders had won ten games,
and the victory was quite a feather in
the Lincolns' caps.
Bischoff pitched a mastery game for
the Capital City team, striking out four
teen men.
Lefty" Clayton, Of Lincoln. and
Haynes, of Elkrtdge. led in the batting.
making four and three hits, respectively.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24
CICOTTE BEATS WOOD
IN PITCHING DUEL

Chicago. Ill. May 23-The Chicago
White Sox defeated the Boston Red Hose
club here today in the final game of
the series by a 4-to-2 count. Smoky
Joe Wood and Eddie Cicotte hooked up
in pitchers battle. but the local hurler.
although touched up for ten hits. had the
better OF the duel. The score by innings:
r II r.
Boston. 900 oo2ssc2 10 o
Chicago. > o OK o
Batterle-Wood and Cady; Gcotte and Chaf.
Lnpires-Mesars. Hildebrand and OLaughlin-
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DIVIDE DOUBLE BILL.
T~rrapins and Whales Each Win
One in Double-h eader.

Chicago. MAY 23.-The Baltimore and
Chicago Federal teams divided double
header here today. Thinkers men taking
the first game to o. and the visitors
winning the second, to l. Doubles by
SnAth and Farrell punched with err
ror gave Chicago the opener.
Baltimore won the second contest in
the third on a base on balls, Duncan's
triple and a single by Swacina. Chi
Cages lone tally was made in the ninth.
when Wyckland singled. went to third
on ZwilinEs double and scored on
F1acks single. Scores:
RI +
Baltimur.. ............ 90 % l
Chicago. .............. q o q Il 0
BatteTieS-Bendcr and Owens Prrndergast and
Wilson UmpIres- NtsEs. Brennan and shannon.
SECOND GAME
RH
Baltimore .......... 90 a a o. o
Chicago. .............. 0 o o o o Il
Batteres-Suags and Jackhsrh; Mcconnell and
Wilson and Frs'hcT. Umpires- MessI.. Brennan and
shannon.
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FOR SALE-FARMS,

For sale. rooms AID bath. with L.
acres. All kinds of fruit: beautiful
shrubbery; few minutes walk from
electric cars and b. and o. Price.
$500: $3.50 cash. balance to suit. This
is. indeed. bargain, and must be seen
to be appreciated.
No. 1c9-s2.0co buys a good farm OF
II 12 acres. Is miles from Washington:
81 acres in cultivation: 10 fruit trees.
fine well and springs: only 10 minutes
walk 20 school, church and store I'm
proved by 4-rocm house. stable, wagon
shed. corn crib ami poultry house This
price includes 2 horses, cows. . piss.
30 chickens. bIgsE- taTh. wagon. riding
cultivatcr, plCws. harness. farming i'm
elements and household furniture. Own
er has to leave this section of the coun-
try.
No. 12--Nice truck farm of so acres.
only &c miles out or -racadam road: 30
acres cultivation, balance oak timber:
watered by fine springs. Barb-wire
fencing: so aDpl" trees. 1000 straw
perry pla nts; 4.roon frame house, barn.
and poultry house for go head Price.
$1,000: one-kalf cash
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24
COHEN IN FORM.
Pitches stellar Game, Holding Al
pine SluEgers Safe.

The Alpine. able to defeat the Y VI. H. A.
BY the stellar pitching Of II Cohen. Although wild
at times. he was tight in the pinches He struck
the sndp ont on three different occasions For the
second game ~. Westovers failed To show up the
AlIincs getting the game by forfeit. For games
address II. Ssubcr lel6 Fourth street northwest.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24
TRINITY WINS TWO.
Holy Name Club Beats Freshmen
and National A. c. in Double Bill,

The Trinity Holy Name team of the newly or
gained Holy Name League captured a double
header. In the morning game the Trinity outfit
defeated the freshman team of Georgetown Uni
versity in a s'ugfest by II TO 6 count while in
the afternoon game the National A. C. fell be
fore the crack Georgetown club ny a 2 to count.
The scores:
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24
Palais Royal Nine Wins.

In a well rlsyed game the Pasis Royal yess erday
defeated the Colonial Athletic Club. to . Iudvig
for the winners struck out seXteen men. Lndwig's
ritching and his work with the stick was easl
the features # the game. The
r X 4
rsiss Royll......... ? o0l1-s
Colonial A. c.. I ] o 0 o o oto-2 3
Battrries-Iud~ig and Beckert; Bowen and FARLEY.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24
AUCTIONS.
THos ]. OWEN & son. AUcTIoNEERs.
TRUSTEES SALE
102 VALUABLE BUILDING LOTS in
WESLEY HEIGHTS, D. c.

a
Massachusetts Avenue Extended Within Five Squares the Ex
tension OF New Line OF Electric Cars Running from Wisconsin
Avenue and Macomb Street to University Heights and Can Be
Reached Directly by Auto Via ewett Street and Tunaw Road
of a
onW TWE
MENC1NG AT TWO O'CLOCK all
Is LOTS IN SQUARE 1926.
5h.
STREET LOWELL TUNLAw
Sc LOTS BEING ALL OF SQUARE 1919
II So
33 LOTS BEING ALL OF SQUARE 1899
80
W. ! 3xI5F
These Lots Will Be Offered Sngly Such Groups Pur-
caSers May Desire and This Sale Offers Unusual Opportunity
to Purchase Desirable Lots Account OF Accessibility
Growing Section OF the District Which Is Rapidly Improving
third balance fromd
f
A Of
days:
For further OF =:
B.. Z.
J
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MANIFESTATION.

LAWYER-YOUNG ATTORNEY DE-
sires position with established Wash
ington lawyer, or in the legal de-
partment of reputable firm. Two
years experience in active practice.
Best reference. Address. care this
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24
HILLBROOKS ARE BEATEN.
Empire A. c. Wins from Suburba n
Hes nv & tn Z COulf.

The fast Empire A. c. defeated Hill
brook A c. Yesterday by the score of
to 3. Lyons. pitching for Empire. was
strong at all times. while STEELE. his OPP
ponent, also pitched a good game. Score:
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24
MARINE CLUB WINS.
Government LeaEuers Defeat SOM
erset Team, to :.

Somerset. Md. May 2S.-The Marines,
of the Government League. defeated the
local team in fast game here today by
the score of to 5. Score:
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24
MINOR LEAGUE RESULTS,


At Milwaukee Milwaukee. o: Cleveland
At Minneapnlis-M Minneapolis |: INDIANAPOLIS O
Al 81. Paul st. Paul. . Louisville,
AT Kansas City-kansas City s; Columbus O.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24
HELP WlNTF.E-MALE.
HELP WANTED-FFMALE.

WANTED - FIRST CLASS ii A y ID
laundresa MARY COOPER. 2335M st.
NV.
APPRENTICES TC LEARN FRENCH DRESS
cutting dresFmakinz. designing. and millinery
good positions furnished after learning. NEW
YORK MILLINERY ACADEMY Ills G St
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PERSONALS.

W r;st n MEN, m H. Pt IRE
ask but where can YOU ind il? The man
that can wear a > or shoe can buy s.
to s. shoes. hest perfect make. and save
half and more; if you can do better it
beats us: one price. JUSTH'S OLD
STAND 6l9 D.
WM. AND NINA VERA HUGHES. CHRISTIAN
Science md New Thought Literature. Self Heal
ing Intuition. and Absent Treatment taught. Mu-
sic studio 6.6 + st. NV. Thursday eve. talks.
MISS STURN MANICrkING.
W-oS "a v AIM SCALP TREATMENT
rs Ilth NV third floor.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24
INTERNATIONAL,
Dixie Clubmen Win Two.

At Montreai-Moutre,l. :; Richmond ..
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1915-05-24

Batteries Hughes and Mcdonald: Walsh and
Reardon.
The la Grande A. G would like To arrange
rzncs with any team averaging Is years Apply
". Mcdonald l. street northwest.
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FOR RENT-STABLES.

VV0 xSGzN 3-O1Z10IEHS.
Large 2-story brick; water; sewer :
concrete floor; on wide alley; 1000 So.
#. floor space; near Union Station
Bargain, 500. cAYWOOD & GAR
RETT. 1891 N. Y. Ave
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ROOMS FOB RENT.

Is ST. NV OR ; ROOMS. FUR. OR UN
fur: J. h. k. second floor adjoining bath; neal
q. r. o. and P. o. No objection to children
reasonable.
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'Orc out Nhcn winning nun was snored-
Alrinos ..................... 10
Y NJ. Il. A............... l o-S
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-01-08
Women and War.

War is a mans game, but there have
been Amazons. In all wars the wives
and mothers Of the warriors have ac-
quired masculine austerity. The Spar
tan mothers told their sons to bring
back their shields from the war or be
brought back upon them, and CORE
spondents in Germany have reported
that the German women witnessed
the departure OF those dearest to thom
for the front with fearless eyes and
grim determination, not desiring even
to see them back unless they returned
victors. There is the story Of the aris'
tocratic French mother whose three
sons were killed in battle not long
ago. A messenger came to bring her
the news, and faltered badly in telling
the sad story. But the mother did moi
break down. A look Of rapture is said
to have lit her face as she said: "My
sons all died for France. am salts
fled. ."-Rochester IN. ~ Herald.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-01-08
Land Poor.

This is good time to recall the
story of the German who emigrated
to this country many years ago,
bought 20 acres of land and settled on
It. He had large family and one Of
his new neighbors asked II he thought
he could make a living on 20 acres.
II don't know" was his reply, "but
II / can't can sell 10 acres and live
on the other 10. l made a good living
and money besides on 10 acres Of land
in the old country, and l can do 1t
here"
Tradition says he made living on
his 20 acres, but that he got along
much better after his children grew
up and took part Of his land off his
hands.
Most farmers cultivate too much
land. Rather, they pretend to cult
vate II. They have so much that they
can't half cultivate 1t. They know
nothing about intensive farming, itf
economy and It's immense profit ant
the great pleasure there Is In 1t. Mos
farmers could prosper on one-fourtf
the land they now try to cultivate
They are land poor, and that is abou
the most distressing form Of povert,
that we know of.-Anderson Is. c..
Mail.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-01-08
Americas Oldest Paper.

The Hartford (Conn) Courant com
memorates the one hundred and fifti
eth anniversary OF the founding OF thai
newspaper in q special edition Of octo
ber 25. The issue contained II;
pages.
The Courant is the Oldest newspaper
in America with record OF continu
Gus circulation under It's present name
Thomas Green printed the first copy
IL years before the Declaration OF In
dependence was signed. The news
paper printed that document as mat
ter Of news July 15, 1776. thanks ts
a speedy courier. who made the triI
from Philadelphia in only IL days"
A record OF American progress ant
a history Of Connecticut and Hartford
is taken from the Courant files for tn,
special edition. The biographies ol
prominent men and widely known
firms are included.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-01-08
"sleepInq' sull., Lea., Dangerous.


Physicists have shown the world OF
warning men that the firing line Of SOL
diers must be regulated II fewer cas-
ualties are TO result. Close upon the
enemy's flre or far away result In the
most unbeatable wounds; midway be.
tween the range Of the rife bullets IL
the most satisfactory position.
The reason is that the distance
which bullet travels Ia divided into
three parts. the first distance the bul.
let travels In q wabbly manner, either
up and down or sidewise; the middle
distance II sleeps" or moves on an
exact plane. and the third distance,
being partly spent, II wobbles In
,erpentine movement again. When tho
bullet sleeps" II cuts q clean hole
through the part OF the body hit, but
when II IL on the FIRST or final distance
/ tears Jagged hole and moves eth
sr up or down and is likely to remain
IN the body.
When the battle range IA regulated
n such manner that the line of sol.
iiers 10 exposed to the range OF the
sleeping" bullets there ia less work
or the ambulance corps.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-01-08
Employment Hazards.

According to n bulletin issued by the
Industrial commission OF Wisconsin
the danger OF objects striking work
men constitutes the greatest hazard
OF present-day employment. "In lesi
than two years." the bulletin contin
ues, approximately $1,000 working
days we're lost by wage earners OF Wis
consin due to this cause alone. In
addition. Sc men were killed and 10i
were permanently disabled. The cosi
OF these accidents to employers. undel
the present compensation law, woult
amount to over 100000. Mechanical
safeguards would have prevented bu'
a small proportion OF these accidents
They must be avoided. II at all
through the cooperation OF employer
and employee, which is only made pos
sible to any great extent by BETTE
shop organization"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-01-08
Yachts May Never Be Used.

Stripped Of their spars and rigging
with their sails slowed away and thei,
decks boxed up for the winter, the
three cup defenders and the challeng
er. Shamrock w. lie at different ship
yards in the United States and serve
as pathetic reminders OF the great
Americas cup contest that was te
have been held in September.
While the exact amount OF money
involved is not known. the three rae
ing yachts. with the money spent ir
elimination races. In preparation fol
the Anal race and in the numerous
changes in rigging and equipment, ar,
thought to represent an investment o.
at least s1,500,000.
The contest has been officially post
poned to 1915. but II the war shoult
last two or three years the money In
vested is as good as thrown away, al
In that event the deterioration oi
these yachts would be such that II Il
not likely any Of them would be II
condition to use In the cup race
Popular Mechanics.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-01-08
NOTHING BUT BLISS AHEAr
Summers End Confession That Dis
solved Clouds Threatening Harold
and Murlel.

Harold" she whispered. 'the time
has come when I must confess the
truth to you"
From the beach before them came
the flap-flapping of the restless sea.
It is an odd thing how people will
flock In thousands every year to the
restless sea in search Of rest.
But let that pass.
"Muriel." he answered her. 81. too
have confession to make. But you
make yours first. You are an heiress
and have the right Of way over guy
like me-"
In the south the summer moon Law
ished his silver on the beach. being
half full.
Half seas over, you might say.
mo, Harold" she breathed, 1T II
not for girl like like me. l mean
to take precedence over millionaire'i
son like you. Speak first. Harold"
Very well. WILL" said he. II will
be brutally frank. Muriel. am no
the millionaire's son you think me-"
what millionaire's son are you
then?"
mo millionaire's. My father is
travelling salesman for felt hats.
have basely deceived you, Muriel. Tn
money which / have hung around 81
extravagantly to buy you salt waite
taffy and roller chairs took me
whole year to save up out Of my sal
ary OF IS per. Forgive me. dear one
but our dream Is over. / am only
clerk in p railroad ticket ONCE, and
man Of my station can never hope t
marry a society girl like you"
She drew quick. shuddering sigi
almost like a sob.
II thought you we're q society youn
man." she gasped. II thought that W
could never wed because I was nc
your equal. For ! am not milliol
airess. Harold. am only q milline
But now"
Now we can get married." he erie,
"and neither Of US will have to be
doormat for the others relatives"
The moon jumped behind q clou
The restless sea crashed upon th
sand like a colored man chuting in
load Of coal.
But there was no cloud on the blii
OF Muriel and Harold. and the sea
matrimony spread before them as cal
and smooth and free from danger |
q cup Of tea.-Newark News.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-01-08
William Allen White so Years Ago.

In an article in Thursdays Gazette
describing this affiant, he was made
to describe himself at 16 as covered
with dimples. That was the printers
idea. We wrote 1t pimples. We have
never been a $4,000 beauty, but II
anything we had less pulchritude In
our adolescence than now. A freckle.
faced. long-necked, milk-eyed, splay.
footed boy, with a face that looked
like hamburger steak garnished with
red quills from the fretful porcupine-
that was the way the editor OF the Ga
zette looked 30 years ago. when he
boarded with Mr.. Jones on Constitu
tion street and Fourth avenue.-Em
poria Gazette.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-01-08
EASY WAY TO CLEAR
BAD COMPlEXIONS

Pimples and blackheads disappear,
red. rough, blotchy compilations be-
come clean, clear and velvety. and hair
health and beauty are aided by the
regular use Of Resinol Soap and lit
tie Resinol Ointment. They do their
work easily, quickly, and at little cost
even when other methods fail.
Resinol Ointment and Resinol Soap
stop itching instantly and speedily
heal skin humors, sores, wounds and
chaflngs. Sold by all druggists.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-01-08
IS WRONG EMBLEM
No Place for Thunder Bird on
European Flags.
According to indian Tradition, Il 10
the Recognized Symbol Of Author
ity, Dignity, Arbitration. and.
Above All, Peace.

More than twelve million fiehtins
men In Europe are today wearing in.
sigma on their clothing or are being
led to victory or defeat by banners
depicting q bird displayed in what
Americans would call spread-eagle
style. The troops that wave the Stars
and Stripes aloft have in. the past and
present been led on by the counterfeit
presentment Of an eagle with out.
spread wings Seldom do those en-.
gagged In war or mere onlookers ever
give thought to what appears to be
on consideration an odd and relatively
meaningless custom that almost
verges on fetish worship. To be sure.
one nation uses the painted or en-
broidered efigy Of an elephant on its
banners. another dragon. and SO on,
but these nations are hardly civilized
in the highest sense.
Investigation Of encyclopedia infor-
nation discloses no good reasons why
America. Germany and Russia should
place bird on their national EN-.
blems.
Some weeks ago the Carlisle Indian
school. following the footsteps of the
American Society Of Indians, adopted
as the school emblem a thunder bird.
The thunder bird was designed for
the school by Angel De Cora Deitz.
the greatest authority in the world
on Indian art. From Mrs. Deitz, who.
with her husband, William Lone Star
Deitz, is teaching art at the Carlisle
school. II has been learned that near
ly all the Indian tribes recognize q
bird as a symbol OF authority and so
cial rank. The artist, who is Win
nebago Indian of aristocratic lineage
and who has delved deeply into Indian
legends. says that the thunder bird oil
Its equivalent In various forms hal
been q mark OF distinction and au
thority. probably. for many Thousand
years. As child she heard from ma
tive Legendary sources the story o
the thunder bird. and has every rea
son to believe that It is as ancient al
the legend concerning the last mann
moth.
According to an accepted legen,
ages had passed with all the spirit
dominating land. water and air re
naming on relative equality. Ancien
Indian clans. for conveniences Of ret
ognition and occupation. had associa'
ed themselves with various patro
spirits. The story Of the achievement
Of domination by the thunder bird
tedious, but tells how fatigued wa
rior OF the thunder-bird clan lay e,
hausted at the edge OF precipic
watching still waters far below. HI
attention was attracted by the di
turbance Of the limpid depths. fror
which the water spirit emerged {
meet the thunder bird in deadly col
fict. The observer is supposed I
have been the only human being VIII
has ever seen these spirits. Az on
or the other became exhausted the
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1915-01-08
Epltaphs.


What's left OF Oswald Perkins Blanc
Is resting in this space;
He puffed Flor de Onion and
Blew smoke into my face.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The shrsds Of Percy Clarence Dill
In this cigar box rest;
He smoked while in a powder mill,
He's now a heavenly guest.
Allentown Democrat.
Here lieth Ebenezer Fife,
Bereft Of soul and breath;
He lied throughout his measly life,
And now he lies in death.
The ashes Of John Wolcott Fife
Lie perfumed in this urn;
He had no time for any life,
But now he's time to burn.
Springfield Union.