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al schols. He argues that there is no

al schols. He argues that there is NO
reason to expect the people of the
country to oppose such improvement
on the ground of expense, because
their well-known l~eberality in expendi-
lures for educational work, leading to
the payment Of $75O,000,O00 a year in
its promotion, proves thei: pride in it.
All that will be needed, he thinks will
be a practical demonstration of the
ggreater value of an improved system.
When such a demonstration is made,
events will move rapid, toward much
better conditions of management in the
rural schols, which have teen the most
neglected.
Mr.. Lane sets out the rather Jul
prising fact that there are 1000 rural
one-room schools in the state of New
York, each attended by forty or fifty
ungraded pupils, with but a single
teacher, who knows nothing but books.
"This," the report concludes, "is not a
modern institution, though great men
have issued from its doors. 1t may
be all that a county can afford where
many schools are maintained, but it is
not all a county could afford, if it's
schools yer grouped and grades in
stituted."
A majority of the children of this
country attend rural schools and is nn-
fair to continue discriminating against
them in the battle of life by denying
them the equipment provided for other
children. Mr.. Lane favors practical
as well as theoretical education in such
schools. He would also have teachers
sent to rural schools now being con-
Quoted on modern lines, to give them
opportunity to see what is being done
and learn how to do it. The gist of
his opinion is the recommends n that
the present Bureau of Education at
Washington be turned into a Burc:.l
of Educational Methods and Standards
for gathering the results of all educa-
tional experimenting. On this mass
of accumulated facts all of the schools
in the country could draw.
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north again.
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can imagine q touring car with a body
sixteen feet long, capable of carrying
two men, two guns, and a ton of ex-
p~losives.
The upper wing-plane of the Can
ada runs along eighty-five feet, eleven
feet more than the Americas. Set
midway Of the lower plane (Which is a
little shorter) and hitched tightly to
sprights is the cabin, or armored tour
ing car. Picking out from it, fore
and aft, are the Maxim OF Lewis aero
plane guns which can shoot five hun
dred times a minute. Since the cabin
NOTICE HEARING REPORT OF THE
SALE OF REAL ESTATE.
STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA
county IN N c aa5assX; COURT.
Before Hon: %. H. Griffin, Judge.
In the Matter of the Estate Of Sven Lar
sen. Deceased.
Andrew Larson. Caroline Larson, Louisa
Jefferson. Mrs. S. A.. Swanson. Britta
Respondents.
Notice Hearing the Report Of tie Sale
of Real Estate.
The State Of North Dakota to the
above named Respondents and all per-
sons interested in sa1d Decedent's Es-
tate:
Pursuant to an order of this Court,
made the Goth day Of December, A. D.
1915 notice is hereby given that Monday
the 3rd day of January, A. D. 1916. at Q
Rooms of this Court. at the Court House
in the City of Devils AXE. County Of
Ramsey and State of North Dakota have
been appointed as the time and place for
a hearing upon the return of the pro-
ceedings Of said G.. j. Borg as Admins
ceased. unde I an order lei s of this lisV Court us.
dated tho 9th day of October. A. D. 1915,
authorizing the sale of certain real es-
tate. situate, lying n being in the
township of Northf1eld. County of Ram
sey and State of North Dakota and de-
scribed as follows. to-wit:
The Southwest quarter of Section
Thirtv-onc. Township One hundred fifty
eight, Range SiXty-two (SW 1-4-31-158-
62) which said G. J. Borg as Admins
traitor. has been sold at private sale for
the sun Of Forty-two hundred Dollars
to the person named in his said return,
to which reference is made for further
particulars: and notice is hereby given,
that n person interested in said estate
NAV appear at the time and place above
mentioned. and file written objection to
the confirmation Of said sale, and nay be
heard.
BY the 6 Goq H. GRIFFIN,
Judge Of the County Court.
Dated December Goth. 1915.
CUTHBERT & SMYTHD,
Attorneys for Administrator. It.
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We will pay cash for any clean old
cotton rags you have. The World.
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IMPROVEMENT OF
RURAL SCHOOLS

In his current report Secretary of
the Interior Department again urges
action toward improvement of the rur-
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Ali kinds of legal blanks at the
World office.
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SUBSCRIBE FOR THE WORLD.
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FOR THE WORLD.
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Farm and City Homes-Powell h.s
the bargains. Easy terms.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23
STOCKS AND BONDS.


INV hoHk, Feb. 70 Wesumption
.rndihg In stocks after the double hoiids
was Characterized by greater weakness
an parts of the list the locul mat,
.uA.ng us cue from London, where Inte,
nali"hlI Issues were lower Declin,
lans'u from J TO points In importat
.,o.as' tinted States strri showing MOI
slcadiurSA than any OF tbe sn...,,ia,,,
IaVOrlteS. American car and assho.st
Llue preferred fell 10 their new ,,a
W 1ums aud Baltimore and Ohio and NJ
raven were within fractions. NisceI
ntnus shares also Weakened
=. uea'N unerlngs Of steel md Resdt,
NAl'rhshed the market again IN N
raIly afternoon the entire li.t falling
,uN levels. New minimum prices we're Z.
n. .au",hed me, by New Haven aud Chesapesl
and onto. bonds weaker P'''
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NEW ORLEANS Fcb Il The pre
"l COTTON iril Z 10 II points I'm The ssri,
uu',Ns uud"r liquidation caused by dis
I'I n"' stating that England was con
,.',I..s making cotton coutruband
. .''.'ns Was heaviest In the pes
I".''r OILS" hut the situation nbros
'' .'"- "r..I during the morning ana /
L. ''.'''' .h|" enough 10 put the MAJ
boy noon 4" POM
". market was soft Va the afternoo
'n' Al 30 prices were nj net 4,
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GRAIN.
Chicago Grain

CHICAGO, Feb, - Fear NJ the Darda
nelles being forced led To rush or
selling In wheat today and caused prir
~ 20 break five cents hushel npen
ing hto 2Nc lower tine market made
some recession and then rallied but not
In n lasting manner
Corn collapsed with wheat Opening
5dl 10 cents lower II underwent a fur
ther reaction
Oats showed more resistance
Grain weakness led TO severe setback
for pork prices.
Falling or In export wheat sales and
renewed talk Of an embargo later caused
further wheat declines. Closing prices
we're heavy at 81 10 TN net decline
Lack of any call from the east and II
depressing Influence on corn and Il clos
ed weak 2h12h to 2Ac under satur
day night
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Hotel Clerk-I found that "Not 10
De used except In case Of fire" placard
soffidor.
Manager Where did you find A.,
Clerk nailed II up over the
coal bin.
Here, my son, said the father TO
Willie, what does this meani Your re.
port gives you only rfty for arithms,ic
and your teacher make. the comment
~ five What are you going 70 DO VITA
such . record when you 90 into bus,.
ness -
Now, dont worry, father" replied
the son, TO count up to twenty five
isn't necessary for success In business
nowadays"
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LEGAL NOTICE.
NOTICE OF TRUSTEES SALE or RIAL


NOTICE OF IklsItf'H SALE or hEAL
ESTATE
Pub Daily Times Feb Is TO 10 Inc.
iWdl
Notice II hereby given that on the
Both day OF February 1910. Al two
oclork m at 2Oi Majestic Buildlns,
Oklahoma tlN, uklahoma, |. the under.
signed trustee NJ the rrate OF ID a.
Phillips bankrupt will sell at public anc.
tlou 10 the highest aud best bidder for
cash In hand ul Of the following az
srrlbed real estate toNtti Lota 4 ana
o. block ~, Oklahoma City lots \ n. 10
and H. block "a. OkiAhouia Citp lots n
q aud q block r. Capitol Hill Additla,
To Okahoma city lots 81, az aud n ,n
block " Capitol nm Addition 10 Okisss
ma city, aud the undluded ons,thira M.
terest Ia and TO the south half az an.
northwest quarter Of section w sna
The east hah,of the northeast quarter an
section y, township North, rance IA
west of Indian herldlaa. said proa.,sr
will BE- sold free and clear ef al liens
aud encnmbfances
An ssles subject 10 coordination by ~
Referee In Bankruptcy.
wh q. HARPER,
Trrstsa <
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She had engaged maid recently from
the country, und was now employed m
showing her newly acquired Treasure.
over the house aud eullghtening her
~ regard 10 ynrlous duties, etc, AT last
they reached the room These. said ill.,
mistress VI the house, pausinE before
an extensive row Of masculine portrniu.
these Hrr very valuable and you mus
be very careful when dustlnE Tbey
are old masters Murys Jaw droppe,I
and look oi intense wonder oversprend
her rnhlrund face
.Lor mum, she gasped gazing with
bulgng eyes on the face N her new
employer 'lOr, mum who'd ever ave
thohEht you'd been married all these
times !"
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NV l'ltk IuN . -ruf .,,,.o
.'... "'"'''"E "lruIs sa.. no sales
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LlHrrnonI rntlnn

LIVERPOOL. Feb q Cotton .n,
raslrr good mlddlug AND mlddlIr
iOld low miIdling I5GJ '''''
o,n aults 900 speculation and elpoyt
OOo receipts iDul. p0''
u'nrrs quiet. May June lSi Inn
IVY 'N7 July Aug 4p2lsd.. oct No
'oi i'ga, January rcb. 5lli,d
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23
PROVISIONS.
CHICAGO Prod,c.

CHICAGO Feb ~ butter uncnaug
ed Eggs lower Receipts ll.G7p cases. At
mark, cases included 20d22A ordinary
firsts gqSlA nrsts 22HA
Potatoes receipts - cars; unchanged
Poultry alive. higher Spring. l5c
fowls ltitc
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23
MARKET REPORTS
COTTON.
New York Cotton

49,. New York Cotton
NEW YORK, Feb, - Cotton was Ell.
i''hrF nervous and unsettled early TO.
u'h owing to upprehensrohs that cotton
Wlkhl De- declared contraband OF war.
"l ihlt Developments In the naval wat
[ou, might materially interfere with eS
p"f' The Liverpool market made
n''"'' showing but the opening here Nas
100 ' points lower and active months
1" o. points uudar last nlgbt's
..nf h-nrrs during tho early trnJlng
','Wt ut liquidation. Houses wi,',
10000. ."nu",lous wore seller, nero
''''' "I-" Nus some selling nttrlLut
.. lu r.pUrlru,.
'.' "oa continued Iauidstlop q,
'' 100 'H" morning With the actIy, month,
.."- about to 10 points net lonsr
N'I.' Na. relatively ea,t. etbonyG ths
,.'. ."'' ..' issued hl. morning were Ell NJ
.''..I "nv apu naIr. aud rhcrr ..sms,,
,..,'. ,o m1 some southern selling Of The Gtsr
H'p'.is Co.. w.lrr southern .po, mar
".. '....' 4" ...e '0u uarsrt on tbr Is
1000. Mo. W..I.. .HI Nl. u1s,ttIs.
'.'IN" ".". with uu.m ab.u, a.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23

uNEW YORK, Feb % The cotton seed
gl malhrl closed weak spot ydOqI
NJ S'' 90, . "7lSo Mar ,o75q TO- April tOfQ
way ohihN Juuc n sGlyiyB Jnt
o." o3, Aug 1l2u7 a. ssnt 7WS
Total sales $500
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23

Wv ORLEANS FEB. q -Snot colt,
uN' hanged Sales on the spot l'TS0 tsle.
P" arrive luo Good ordinary gO0. strl
-'"" ordinary $50 low middlln, 7u
,Il.i low midding Tit, middlnE ~,
'.ll'l mlddllug N3. good mlddiny IA
-,Ihi good mldding SUI Rrrrlpi, ~
i12 stock 4Gl,73U p'' '-
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23

NEW YORK. Feb ~ Butter firm 2.
O22, creamery extras lg2 srorpl 3llsC
creamery lhighcr -uorlngl 32G cream
cry nrsts sT3Oig seconds 2Gn2Il5
Eggs weak. Hhll Fresh gathered
extras BgU2i frsus extras 20 nrsts
2jV ~ seconds 2lU24L
Cheese weak gHl State whole milk
held specolsl lIml, DO average fancy iBt,
dlGa,
Dressed poultry firm, but quiet West
rru roasting chicken liu2lc; fresh fowls
hadlNlu, turkeys iAW22Ic
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23
FOR SALE REAL ESTATE.

FOR SALE or trade. my house, seven
room, modern house. Want five room
house on fifty foot lot north Of Seventh
et Phone ii04.J owner
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23

NEW YORK. Feb ~ sugar futures
were considerably less active today. but
prices were easter under moderate uuuida
tlon and 81 midday we're around the clos
ing figures NJ SATURDAY.
Raw sugar firm. molasses 4 no. cen
trifugal ~ refined steady cut leaf 4 81
crushed 661. mould A go cubes VI. X
XX.N powdered $40. powdered 5NI
fine granulntrd SO diamond A SIS.
coufectlOurrs aGr
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23
LIVESTOCK.
"a LouI. LIrs.loek

~. Louis Livestock.
SI LOUIS. Feb B.-Hog receipts w.
OOO, higher pigs and lights Sljp6H0
mixed and butchers - 10Q8PO good
heavy ~ I1liBG
Cattle receipts 100 stronger NHtYe
beef steers t1nh5O. COWS uud heifers 81
Q7bO; Trrss aud Indian steers - l,m
10. COWS aud holfrr, Slmt. native UuIN-s
SBHl
sheep rrnctuts 22oO. steady native muI.
tons Soui Ilmbs - 2iNs rs yrarng- 3,
as
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23

FORT WORTH Tex Feb - cat.
Ne receipts $500 lOulj. higher Beeyes
VI 25g775
Hog receipts 1000 steady bulk Sd56
a671
sheep receipts 800. Do higher Lambs
s. Mas
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kAn,a. rItr Prndnr.

KANSAS CITY. Feb ~ wheat 80 .
hard Si.6lM l5lhl63s reu Si5lal5g
Corn No. . mixed 6yis, . white I2igR
oats, white 55gA5G, two mixed 526t
5Sc
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FOR $500

T. lpsl Proof Cabbage paur. open
i.rid grown ysrIrur, Iau. Jersey und
hurie-lou Wakefield Succession sury.
h'ud, btumhsud and lmt Duth ready
nov. " - per lnun Lu's over gOO0 81 Ter
,,w" 'gn hv parcel uost 81 StrwborDy
,ah. wv per lnnn urdr. '-a,O u. sat
istaction guaranteed Jefferson rBrp,,
Albany GH
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23

HOGS Steady 10 strong was the open
lug on 1ur-daYs hogs with d light run
on hand Best pork.rs were quoted at
- HjgG 10 today with che bulk NJ the
sales Ht $3.50 10 500 rlgs az 81 70
.yr
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23
TO TRADE

TO TRADE-s0O Edison photograph
and 80 records What have your Wilson
Phone 10
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Chlcas. Ca.b ar.,,

IhIcaTo Vaah UTaIn.
CHICAGO, Feb % Wheat rcd
81 52U 81, 2 hard 81 6SAgi6p
Corn No ? white flbdf3b
oats white 69dA1s
Rye No 2, h2j burey 7sas2c, timothy
tluGiO
Pork nominal
Cover 1880
Lard tas2
Ribs s. I5u935,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23
Personal.

DR., hurbarirk the DhIroutu.lu.
sick people we'll can him Phone Wal
v0N 10 Patterson Bldg
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chicago Il,rstocL

CHICAGO, Frb 81 Hog receipt. lp.
OOO firm. Bulk WdjUB ~, light tdunp
sI5 western $50. COWS sud hsifrrs
f8 Od7 q, calves s7nlUO
sheep receipts $3.50 strong sheep
S6BjUz.JN, yuariiuE- N,JOu. o.. lambs
s. 25GrS -
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23

new YORK;. rrl n "",,nn ola.
barely steady. '''o" close
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23

HEth gHrn. Arkansas grown Johnson
county white NhlppovU peas, sweet
. .lo'ef, spanish peanuts so.d sweet pota
ioes, al reasonable prices Write Tor cata
sngue Smlth Seed Company. Fort
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-02-23
FOR RENT FLATS

~~7~"~"~0-0-~~~~~~~~~-~-
t'N RENT Three. ruum apartment
completely furnished hot water hrnt
gurhag" aud lHnitor scr,ice Phone
deep We'll drinking Watcr. linen laundried
Tree, Ideal luuuuon NJ children. refer
ences dil n Rob
FOR RENT five room modern apart
meat walking distance Inquire "
llth street rhoue Maple 2a3
FOR RENT Fine modern three room
brlet flot south and east exposure 10
quire p " mn H.
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81 Louis Cash Graln.
ST LOUIS Feb Wheat 2 hard
Sl5idi6si N54a 66sc
Corn No .. NM white 7ic
Oats NO . 56R ? white 51M.
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NLN ORLEANS, Feb ~ cotton n
wv JI'"' closed steady at net drrIlnc
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sr LOUIS, Feb - Poultry butter
unchanged
Eggs 2il4c
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LOST AND FnIlNn
TO TRADE REAL ESTATE.

- y - - ~N@~TNsNFNNer>rN-
10 ACRES of land In Texas and a lot 6Or
liO, all clear, TO trade for shoes or gro
ceries or vacant lots In Oklahoma city.
Address Macs Shoe store, 2i5 ".
Grand
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PLANTS AND SEEDS.
IANE sEEn

hoI'e teclruuei ,aue -rod orange or
amber stm per luu pounds freight pre-
pHld 10 points within luu miles. sacks
Trl'rs U Lalabuk, hlugh-hsr Ok, K b
Arizona republican., 1915-09-06
The Glidinq Vacation

week O freedom Phoenix snall-noy under the yoke tag along a tail the school teachers chariot. n the long vacation rapidly coming an after the manner of vacations, has been a pirate a soldier. bandit and whatever else he wanted be. He has been free the bird the wild goat; and now. when he becomes a slave again, the Through the vacation has had the compan- ionship dog which properly appreciated him. For the nine months except blessed holidays, he will have endure the companonship of school who will appreciate him. (As we get older while We may not dogs the less. we'll love school ma'ams the
 Speaking holidays why there of them There ought to be for every saint, and ii Adam sinned gone before would have been saints and there would be millions and millions holidays every year. Truly. Adam and money the root of a
 Why are schools, anyhow? Why Have with knowledge that have drink in like castor oil? There is something wrong with a system that makes a boy spend the best part of his life and, the average. three-tifths of it. under the authority of teachers.
 system and stay the democratic party and other political parties. necessary evil. and, again. reminded of fall sin-ned all"
Arizona republican., 1915-09-06
A New Party

We informed of the existence c a political organization the National Capital and Labor Party" which told is the only capi- talistc party not owned. controlled by the money power" That is about all know about it except that it's headquarters Fresno, fornia, where told creating a profound impression locally and ninety-five per cent the people who have looked into plan, many of ready quit their past affiliations fight it out lnes.'
 The promoters say, s openly declared by many prominent people who a position know the political temperament that will carry the next election by largest majority corded any political party"
 The National Capital and Labor Party. not know what think about it. but without asking what socialist friends think they an't such animaI'-it them q fake impossible the HO-dag, that monster of the side-hiIl But do why capital labor might assmilahle if be fair.
 That the birthplace of party Fresno barred from the production good things. It is birthplace in metropolis. The republican party not born there. As many small Mich igan and Illinois claim have ganization have claimed the honor having been the birthplace of Lillian Russell and Homer nine believe. We do therefore know where the republican party born but in small for city has claimed that honor.
Arizona republican., 1915-09-06
THE YOUNG MAN AND HIS JOB

Professor Ehrlich the great German scientist started out to find cure for a disease. He made 6O6 experiments before he got results.
 Luther Burbank experimented for seventeen years to produce one dis tlnct variety of walnut tree He often grew fifty thousand seeding of one variety just to get the perfect one.
 Ordinary men would have become discouraged and said: "Oh, what's the use. and given up the search. But Enrich and Burbank had patience and a perseverance that nothing could squeich, and they worked onward to success.
 There is a lesson in that for every young man who has started out on a definite track, with a definite goal somewhere along the way If you are sure that you know what you are seek Ing, if it's achievement is worth while, persevere; let temporary defeat be only a stimulous to harder endeavor: let nothing swerve you from the task and the road you have set for your feet.
 A business man said recently that the great trouble with the young men he hired nowadays was that they were VacliIatins; they wanted to leap at one bound to the best paid job in the place. they were not content to plod and win by merit.
 If you are that kind remember Ehr- lich and Burbank and what rugged paths they trod to success.
Arizona republican., 1915-09-06
Vest Pocket Essays
By George Fitch
THE FRESHMAN

The annual freshman crop of this country is now about ready for pick | ing.
 Like oranges and other tropical fruit, freshmen are picked when they a,e green. One hundred thousand young men will enter the colleges of the land this fall and very few of them will know enough to refrain from buying season tickets for chapel when requested to do so by polite sophomores
 They will apply to the janitor for enrolment in his Gree kclasses and will try to buy brides for Latin ponies and will perform many other quaint and amusing tricks It is pitiful to think that young men brought up in tender families should know so little. However it is a waste | of time to drop tears over the ignor- ance of the freshman. In a year he "'i'l be sophomore, and then he will 1 know more than Aristotle did Freshmen will come to college this fall from magnificent high schools and will know so much that isn't re- l qulred by the upper claSSmen that they will have to spend weeks in the bathtub with their clothes on, getting the superfluous intelligence soaked out of them. Freshmen will also en- ter from the remote back counties where the rural mail delivery is a dream of the future. They will wear peculiar pants and shoes which bulge in the wrong place; and they will have peach fuzz on their chins and their coats will only fit in the button- holes; and they will collide with their own feet when addressing young women and will swallow their Adams apples and become incan- descent about the ears when a stranger addresses them.
 These perspiring young men will
 be regarded with much scorn by the students who learned how to collar
 and throw a dress suit before they
 entered grammar school. They will
 Tot be invited to parties and will
 lead neglected lives and will be com pelled to study all night for amuse-
 ment Instead of leading the grand
 march in pearl-finished vest which
 set father back ST they will have to
 take the Valedictory and other hon.
 ors for amusement and go to Con-
 gress and the Senate in order to wipe
 out the memory of their sad college
 days.
 And will the kid-fashioned scions of
 aristocracy scorn them then? NO,
 dear friends. They will speak of
 them lovingly as My old college
 chum." and will go to visit them in
 Washington and will even borrow
 money rom them if the stock market
 has back fired.
 This is a truly noble spirit. We should never look with scorn upon
 q cabinet minister or bank presi-
 dent because he was once a scatter
 footed freshman with red wrists and
 a taste for Latin instead of for fox
 tTotS.