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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-05-23
The Weather
Forecast.

For North Dakota: Fair tonight and
Sunday; not much change in Temporal
ture.
ORRIS w. ROBERTS,
Section Director.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-05-23
o W THAT ARE FUNNY.
Fifty Real Funny Clowns With the
Yankee Robinson Shows.

In addition to the big circus acts
with The Yankee Robinson Shows, tho
trained wild animal acts OF the Carl
Hotenback's Show and the thrilling
feAts o., the cowboys and cowgirls OF
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-05-23
@ARS !; + :.
a Galley O. Fun!

AN ABBREVIATED TRAGEDY; d,
Her pa, you see, was , rich N. ~.
Likewise q K. of p. ~,ys.
Ma was a star of the D.. A. r,
A. B. S, Vassar, she. &.
In London town. seeking fresh a r.
nown, j.
She took a course, P. G.
Loved . Briton fine OF ancient line, y
With coveted cross, Y. c. ~>
Then she sailed away M fearful day,
Sent c. o. D. from seat -
Somewhat worried; bet pau be
Oh h' dear, r. $. v. Pr 4~>< 81,
His reply 50 kind relieved her nind,'
And P. D. Q. was he,
She hardly harked to the terse r.
mark: 2 -
please, miss. its c. O. d." -
Her pa, Oh shamsl wrote for tefn,s'=.
Zone million, +. o. B. .n
But her "a said: well. I will Lhe
Quick curtain. Q. z. 81. - ..,:T
., Roberts ~DeSaussurs NewheA
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-05-23

sYou ask what course should, in my
Judgment, be pursued by the newly
created Board Of immigration OF
North Dakota.
Briefly, the board should unite the
forces that are working for the state.
it should tabulate and advertise the
actual facts concerning the state;
and it should adopt a course that
will enable the new settler-the new
farmer-to obtain the real bargains
in farm lands to be had in the state.
The fund set aside by the legisla.
ture is not a large one-it is NOT
enough to enable the new board to
conduct a systematic campaign and
employ a large number of agents to
travel throughout the central agricul.
tural states-and it is from those
states that VIC must obtain our new
settlers.
Nothing can be more effective thar
a body of men, each working for per-
sonal gain to himself, united In their
efforts to bring about any desired
result Fortunately, there is not a
single person in the state who would
be injured by the bringing in Of new
farners-the farmer, merchant, bank
or. manufacturer and all others are
benefited by tho arrival Of now set
tiers; and with all united in their
efforts to induce tho farmer to settle
within the borders of the state, We
should be able to create throughout
the central states a wave Of enthusi.
asm that will bring to North Dakota
greater numbers of real farmers than
the most enthusiastic could have
hoped for a few months ago.
There. are many private persons
and corporations who for personal
reasons are interested in the develop
ment Of the state, and they are ready
and willing to spend large sums in
addition to the state appropriation
for the development Of agriculture in
the state of North Dakota. The rail.
ways entering the state + probably
the ones most interested-they pa
about a third of the taxes in the state,
and their future business there de-
ponds largely upon the success CT
the North Dakota farmer.
All these forces should he united
with the local commercial clubs. bust.
ness men, bankers and the honest
real estate men, in working as one
to upbuild the agricultural indus
try in North Dakota by getting more
and better farmers to settle therein.
An intelligent Immigration board
and l believe we have one-should
get a maj who can get facts and
figures assembled for all these inter
ests; 1t should be able to get those
interested together and get the con-
census Of all as to the best course to
be pursued; and then all should be
asked to unite in following that
course. Naturally, mistakes may be
made-if we unite on some COURSE de.
upon IL this way much g eSs.l.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-05-23

TWO PROFOUND PROBLEMS.
"Why is it that the with the
squeaky, shoes always comes in, latef"
II don't know. Why IS it that the
man who comes in late always wears
suueaky shoes?" a&s 7
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-05-23
gTRlTE.. LOVE.

= $3.50 " - 49,.
Henry Yallerby.-Aftah 1we'semar-
ried we'll hab chicken fob dinnah
cherry day, Honey. "1t7a1 9 $50 &42.
Melinda Johnson.-Oh, 20 sdeary!
But / wouldn't ask yo' tosruncno sech
risks fob NAH sakel ~ ~<a5u Hrtes.s>s3ss
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-05-23
RANDOM REMARKS,

RANDOM REMARKS
, Al IrishmanI recently spoke OF Z
man who had tried In every way, but
couldn't commit suicide to save his
life. x nv +r>t1
It. Is all we'll enough to talk about :
needle being lost in = haystack, but
it wouldn't be lost long II. You were
to walk on the hay, in your bare feet.
The ,race-track starter is the man
who is taken at his word. :
> We are told by an authority that
boxing improves the eye. Perhaps, It
does; but we have seen men come out
of . boxing set-to with both eyes
spoiled. .,.
The e~quilibrist's life hangs in the
balance.
Itisa high compliment to the
artists skill in painting flesh when a
mosquito attacks n OF his portraits.
A man never knows all the penalties
Of living in the rural districts until he
wakes up some fine morning, after I
heavy shower, and finds his carriage
road washed over on his neighbours
lawn. g. .@'~" '.'s$ "@i }1%' "%.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-05-20
4 BARAB0O WOMAN'S
EXPERIENCE
Res Its Tells the Tale.

Can you doubt the evidence of this
Baraboo citizen?
You can verify Baraboo endorsement.
Read this:
Mrs. E. L. Palmer, 5261 Fifth ST.,
Bsraboo, says: Il suffered terribly
from backache. tried every remedy ]
knews OF, but didn't get relief My
husband happened to read about Doan s
Kidney Pills. He got box for me and
l kept on taking Deans Kidney Pills
until was cured. | am pleased to con-
firm all I have ever said about this fire
medicine -
Price SOC, at all dealers. Don't simp-
ly ask for kidney remedy-get Doan' g
Kidney Pills-the same that Mrs. L. 4.
Palmer lad. Foster Milburn Co. ''Props.,
Buffalo, NJ Advertisement.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-05-20
QUIET WEDDING ON
SUNDAY AFTERNOON

On Sunday afternoon at 2 o'clock at
the Catholic parsonage Miss Beatrice
Slagel and Ralph PritcharG were united
in marriage by Rev. FIR. e. C. '0'Reil-
ly. They were attended by Mr.. and
Mrs. A. G. Parsley with WHOM they
will make their home lfoq the present.
Both Mr.. and Mrs. Pritchard came
here from Seymour, Indiana, Mr..
Pritchard being employed by the Bara-
boo Gas & Electric Company. The bride,
who is q cousin Of Mrs. Parsley, is the
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Slagel
and the groom is the son of Henry Prit-
chard.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-05-20
"SIou o" at fiddle Aged

The hard working kidneys seem to re-
,qure aid sooner than other internal
organs. At middle age many men and
women feel twinges of rheumatism, have
swollen or aching joints and are distress
ed with sleep disturbing bladder all
ments. Foley Kidney Pills are safe,
prompt and can be depended oD to give
relief. C. W. Whitman. ADVERTISE
ment.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-05-20

DIES
ON NINTH STREET

Mrs. Hannah F. Koepp died at the
Eaomeof her son. Julius KoepE, at 1872
Ninth street, Friday evening at 1915.
She was aged 81 years, 6 m@aths and
8 days and was born in Germany.
Her husband died about tfirty~five
years ago The funeral Will be
held at the house Monday at 1:30 and
at the Gernaan Lutheran church at 2
O'Clock with Reverend Mueller eafficia-
ting. Inter ment in the Caledonia Gem
etery.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-05-20
AUTO MUST HAVE
BEEN GOING SOME

While Frank Fo5s, member of the
firm of Stolte, bangle & Foss Of
Reedsburg, was being driven home in
a new touring car he purchased in
Milwaukee, the machine struck a
thank marin" and Foss was tossed
out Of the rear seat. According to the
Milwaukee Journal he was not missed
until the auto had proceeded fifteen
miles Mr.. Foss was later found un-
conscious in the road.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-05-20
Danger to Children

Serious illnesses often result from
lingering coughs and colds. The hack
ing and coughing and disturbed sleeF
rack a child's body and the poisons
weaken the system. so that disease
cannot be thrown off. Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound has eased coughs,
colds and Group for three generations;
safe to use and quick to act. There is
no better medicine for Group, coughs
and colds c. W. Whitman. Adver.
tisement.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-05-20
A SevenGy-Year Odd Couple.

Mr.. and Mre, T. B. Carpenter, Har-
risburg. Pa, suffered from kidney
trouble FOR nany years tsut have been
entirely cured by Foley Kidney Pills
He says: Although We are both in
the seventies we are as vigorous as we
were thirty years ago." Foley Kidney
Pills stop sleep disturbing bladder
weakness, baekache, rheumatism and
aching joints. C. w. Whitman. Ad-
yer tisement.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-05-20
Don't Be a "UrOuCh"

Many persons acquire reputation
for crankiness and grouchiness when
their dispositions are not to blames
Peevishness, irritation, morbidness,
biliousness, melancholia most often are
the result of impaired digestion and
torpid liver. Foley Cathartic Tablets
make you light, cheerful and energetic.
c.. w. Whstman. Advertisement.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-05-20
Infection i'm the AIR

Medical authorities agree shat colds
are infectious. In some cities childreG
with colds are barred from schools
Springs changing weather brings
many colds. The quickest and safe
way to stop colds, coughs and Group is
to give Foley's Honey and Tar Cons
pound. C. w. Whitman. Advertise
ment.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-05-20

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this
slip, enclose with five cents to Foley
& Co, Chicago, ILL.,, writing your name
and address clearly. You will receive
in return a trial package containing
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound, for
coughs, colds and Group, Foley Kidney
Pills, and Foley Cathartic Tablets. c..
W. Whitman. -Advertiseme nt.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-05-20
Death in Black Hawk

Mrs, Ferdinand Baumgarth, who Ia
been sick for some time this spring with
the grippe, passed away Thursday ev-
ening. She had been an invalid for
many years and reached the age of
about 70 years. Three daughters and
three sons sarvive her. Her husba
died about a year and half ago.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-05-20
VIII ObSerDe
Monday As
Memorial Dag

Monday, May 81, is proclaimed Mem
orial Day by Gov. Philip in procla-
nation calling upon proper observance
of the day. 1t has not been customary
to issue proclamations relative to this
anniversary, but the governor has seen
fiji to do it In order to assure a fuller
observance if possible.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-05-20
For Bride to Be

Miss Katherine Jacobs entertained
several young ladies at six o'clock
dinner on Saturday in honor of Miss
Marietta Jones who is soon to become
q bride.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1915-05-20
BIRTHS

Born to MIR. and Mrs. Charles r.
Odekirk OF Adams, daughter, May
Is. Mr.. and Mrs. Odekirk formerly
resided here.
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25

ner and five seconds h'only yester.
dye"
One suspects a Frenchman who
recently died Of being inspired half
by real friendship, and half by a
freakish desire TO be revenged upon
an unappreciative village. He le;'
his entire fortune. amounting to
$4,000, to one Paul, a soldier.
II desire TO show my gratitude
to him.. stated the decedent "bc-
cause for many years he has lis
tened patiently to the story Of how
lost my right arm in the war of
1870. My only condition Is that Il
he lives through the war he shPli
occasionally visit this village and
relate some of his own experiences. q"
This yarn may be fifty ended BY
the story of the London stock
broker who became an officer in one
of the new regiments. One day he
was quite Unexpectedly called upon
to take charge of a drill squad, and
stage fright oyercame him. He
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25
JESS APPEARS
IN DISGUISE

Jess Willard is said 10 be wear
ing disguise. Not that the worlds
hamp. on heavyweight is in hiding.
ut for the sake of the box office OF
0p wild west show with which he
3 appearing Jess had bought him
elf six-cylinder Studebaker for
,aaking the jumps of the circus
stands, and for time drove ii In
the daily parades accompanied by
Mrs. Willard Even those having
only the most casual acquaintance
with 'he features OF the cowboy
monarch OF the squared circle, had
no trouble picking him out OF the
mile of parade.
But Jess wants 10 be in the pa.
rades. So he compromised By con-
fining his Studebaker touring car to
hours when he would be less con-
pcuous, and, attired In regulation
flannel shirt. chaps and Stetson.
ic rides COW pony in the regular
morning turn out. Life without that
parade stun wouldn't suit Jess at
al. Especially so. as Mrs. Willard
parades every day in COW lady
outfit.
Physical force and violence can't
keep Jess out. for who'd provide the
violence? After a long argument II
was finally conceded that Jess could
parade If he'd allow himself to be
disguised so that nobody would rec
ognize him.
There being no way In which he
could be sawed off or hammered
dom, they wanted TO put goggles
on him. but az that he baked. He
finally compromised by agreeing TO
wear a large black mustache. The
gentleman behind the mustache is
Jess Willard
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25

Mr.. Atkins, "w'y don't you shut
your bloody cad"
There is real fun. too, in another
of VIII Crooks's stories. OF the man
ut one end OF trench during a hot
engagement. After each storm of
shell had passed voice rose from
the other end:
Are you all right, Merivale?' II
asked. anXiously. Not hurt are
you?"
Merivale finally became curious
over this quite unprecedented inter
est In his welfare.
why ere you all the time asking
II I'm all right" he asked. The re-
ply was a satisfying one.
I've drawn you in sweep"
II recalls the story OF the new
recruit who insisted upon joining a
cavalry regiment The recruiting
sergeant wanted to know why.
IL understand 'orses, that's Wv"
said the recruit. Eli backed n win
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25
ey HeReeRT COREY.


WopS riEbt. f0i5. 49, Herbert CorcyD
PARIS Aug Humor does
not blend wilh war soldiers may.
be perfectly cheerful almost happy
--as ncy are on t1c Lorraine front
and stiil they rarely makes Jokes
wortiI repeating killing other men
and FisHinE h.nE Nlled docs not
cncourage via The atlmdc OF the
average soldier is perfectly ex-
pressed by d cartoon iu one of the
French Wcgklies Four soldiers are
seen sitting about lox IN airench,
on which they have been playing
card 4 she'll ha just blown the
trench so bits Tho rir is Sled With
fragmeais One soldier has turned
TO view the wreck The very lines
of his back tell OF MS fright One
OF the othors--a hairy veteran
glares ~ him win disgu
well hr -ro0i>. "are We play.
ing c1rd>--or arc "e Hot?"
Now and then something is told
that has The germ OF laughter In it.
a typical story OF This sort Is OF
the Enrl ia Tommy who brought up
on TIE station platform az Aniens
He was sore ard Ius, stained and
tired * friend offered him a cigar
cite.
"What are YOU thinking Off"
asked the friend Mir Atkins r1bs
his head 10 brighton his thought
HIN thins.0g," he answered
SLOWLY THAT mgbc well ave to give
the blo.ghter omc rule
Generally q soldiers stories has
something cynical about them
Bloodshad has become commonplace
TO them Death occurs az an Incl.
dent OF daily lie know OF !
young French captain the brother
in-law ot prince Who came home
on leave the other lay lie roared
with laughter aa De- told his warn:
"Almost every day tnc Germans
shell ppr tiyn,3u aid he. Then
they charge. 8ul before they
charge iarv 2inays shorten their
-rapgp La laid t-.-- ,rtrr Jire trcnghes--
and they always drop their shells
into their own front trenches. The
sides arc v,rr closo together there
We know this 90 we'll that the mo.
meni their Gre on our trenches
slackcns n.y. Wc jump up, to see the
she'll drop into their own men.
Arms and legs aud everything are
tossed into the air. It is eycruciat
ingly funny we cneCr and wave
or cans"
Often, Of cuHrec the humor IS nm.
conscious. ~ IN the case of the Eng
fish loldicr Charley Williams told
about Tho other lay The English
man was commenting on the quail.
Ties uf his French allies. Those
who have visited England know the
difficulty ono sometimes finds I'm
having Il "crosscd' check cashed
They gets bi-penny a dye" said
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25
SOME Jokes SOLDIERS
TELL WHILE FACING
DEATH IN TRENCHES

he, "pide every ten dyes with a
crossed check-anl still they
toights.'
Now and then the humor. being
sull unconscious. is not furnished
by the soldier. VIII Crooks. the Ia
Dor leader who recently visited the
English trenches. told on his return
To London OF the activities OF an
evangelical organization.
Every time soldiers name ap-
pears in the pipers." "A soldier said
To Crooks, "he gets package OF
Gospel literature 4 fivorite trac
is 'eaded In black letters: Soldier,
II YOU were shot dead this moment,
would you 20 20 'eaven or 'ell?' II
the people n 'ome cannot do bet.
ter than that they'd best not send
us anything
One OF the stories one most often
hears IN Paris is that OF the gun.
ner In charge of battery Of sew
Cnty-hves Shippers mad been at
work IN "A neighboring village Final.
~ they were run 10 earth in the
village church
Can you hit the church," the
gunner was asked.
Most certainly. my officer he
replied. i specialize in churches"
The four guns spoke at once. and
the church and the snipers dissolved
together Afterward the officer
wondered what the gunner meant
by his remark.
why did you say--you specialize
in churches?" he asked
Il am a priest" was the grim
reply.
That isn't told with any jeering
under-motive, in spite of the fire.
qucntly expressed belief that the
French are an irrellgious people.
Fully 10000 priests are serving in
the French army and many of them
have won crosses or promotion. The
French are proud OF them. They
speak OF their fighting parsons with
affection. One never hears jeer
against church or priest nowadays.
The 10000 In the trenches have
conquered a nation.
Always. II appears, one returns to
Tommy Atkins. He may not do
laughable things more often than
the men OF other nations. II il
merely that an American is more
npt to hear OF them. One story Is
OF an English general feeling his
way down u fire trench on a dark
night, hunting for colonel named
Jones.
Jones'" he called. half under his
breath. There was NO reply from
the half seen forms crouched at the
loopholes. rife in hand. He walked
on. calling Jones" in louder tones.
Finally his patience was exhausted.
Il say, Jones" he shouted. A
cockney voice rose from the muddy
ditch.
"Blarsted old bloighter." growled
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25

wished TO tell his men To mark
time" but TO save him he could not
remember the technical phrase.
They watched his slow empurple-
ment with interest. until he finally
broke distressing silence and
roared out his order.
stamp" he cried. and stamp
fast"
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25
GAYETN.

MOllie Williams. popular enter
tainer with Detroit followers or bur-
lesque. will head Manchester's Bur
lesquers next week. In the Gayety
thester. The show Is said to be en-
tirely new. with new scenery and cos
TUNES. new song and dance numbers.
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25
CADILLAC.

The Auto Girls" viii be the at
traction In the Cadillac theater next
week. The show Is said to DE en-
bellished with pretty costumes. at
tractive stage settings and special
equipment. The company Is headed
by James J. Lake. Carol Schroeder and
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25

According TO figures just issued
by the municipal statistical bureau,
the total consumption Of meat in the
city of Nuremberg during the year
1913 was 46,439, 1893 pounds. OF this
total 329,609 pounds were horse.
flesh
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25

Harry Seymour all OF whom are pop
ular with Cadillac patrons. Lake is
clever straight character comedian.
Miss Schroeder "A vivacious soubrette
and Seymour has won favor as
Dutch comedian. Other members OF
the company are sid Gold Rose Allen.
Billy Hallman. Madeline Webb. Ed
Francis. George Walker and n chorus
OF 90 girls. new two-act musical
comedy, - Millionalre's Jail" with
plenty OF singing and dancing mum
hers, will be presented. Schroeder and
Lake. In a new skit. "Conology." and
sid Gold. in parodles. are featured In
the olio. The Three Bennett sisters
will give an exhibition OF fencing.
boxing. wrestling and bag-punching
Mana, assisted by her dancing part
ner Alexis. will give series Of
classic and acrobatic dances.
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25

M ARGARET ELLINGTON. well
~ known star who will come 20
the Detroit opera house the week
of Oct. IL, in Henry Arthur Jones
play, THE Lie"
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25
WAR DEPT
LIKES AUTO
CLUBS OFFER

Frank NJ Eldredge, chairman OF
publicity for the Wolverine Automo-
bile club, has just received a letter
from the war department in Wash
ington in which the secretary thanks
the Wolverine club for the generous
tender of motor cars at any time In
the event OF war or other national
calamity. and states that a special
committee is considering the offer
and tie possibility of securing motor
cars from other automobile clubs
throughout the country, as suggest
ed by the Wolverine club, in which
they would ask for concerted action
for all other organizations.
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25
THE, LOCAL PLAYHOUSES
l'tDI.I.N 4.

The Folly theater next week viii
present Maids In Detroit" In the
musical burlettas The Look out
Inn" and Joining the Army Both
are said To be original connections OF
laughter and music. The company Is
headed by Matt Kolb. John V. Moore,
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25

George krh1r. one ~ tho best cha"-
hctvr ACTORS un the American stage.
and especially adept IN the deliuea-
ton If Italian roles. VIII give his
wonderfully appealing aud interest
inE study or ilctro MasSCau. M the
sercen-play The Allen. ia the Wash
tnEton tneatvr neat week, The
Allen WIS elaborated into play
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25

An international exposition OF
electrical appliances and a general
Spanish exposition will be held In
Barcelona in 1917.
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25

and a lot Of new and pretty faces in
the chorus ranks Associated with Miss
Williams In the leading roles in the
two musical urlettRs 10 he presented
vii be Beatrice TIarlowe. the Curzon
listers. Billy Hart Teddy Burns
frankie Burns Frank Tanning
Charles Reynolds and George Doug.
las The Curzon sisters will present
their sensational aerial novelty. The
Flying Butterflies" Miss Williams
who sings and dances cleverly and
wears handsome costumes I'D a stun.
mig manner. viii offer several spe-
Cial dances
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25

Babe De Lay. Gus Mortimer, Bob
Sugent, Grace Holkum, Clara Berg
and Aysha Hara. Miss Iiara VIII
present new series of oriental
dances with spectacular scenic set
tings.
The Detroit times., 1915-09-25

Baltimore has a factory to utilize
tin scraps.