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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22
Many Disorders Come From The
Liver.

Are ynu sometimes al odds with
yourself and with the world? Do
yun wonder wha- alis Non? True
lnn DaA IN eating regularly and
sleeping W. H. Yet something is
the matter! Constipation, Head
ache. Nervousness and Bilious
Spells Indicate a Sluggish Liver
The tried remedy is DR. Kings
New Life Pills Only 25c at your
Druggist.
BmkI"r's Arnica Salve for Skin
E,nptio, 8.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22
Pretty Thin.

'@Thinr replied the man who was
talking about mutual acquaintance
well. he's so thin that when he eats
macaroni he can only swallow It one
piece at a timer
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22
Not sitting.

Friend I've noticed Cults. the tailor.
going up to your studio every day for
Week Is ne sitting for your Artist
No: nes laying for me. Boston
Transcript
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22

Stranger DO those fields over there
rvef raise anything? Native Yep:
they raise thai same question In the
mind Of everyhnsly who sees them
chicago Post
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22

80 you told Brown that you'd heard
stories to my discredit?
II did not What told him was that
Td never heard any stories to your
credit Exchange.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22

One Eind OF Mexican pineapple.
known as the cayenne. Is entirely free
from spines. and the flesh Is remark
ably tender and juicy.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22
Ancient silk.

A book published in Japan 1000
years ago notes that at that time good
silk was already produced In twenty
ave provinces of that country.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22
Turn,no Back the CLOCK,

Butcher Well yer know. mum.
meats very dear today. Mrs Gubbins
40. Then gimme pound O. yester.
days steak please Sydaey Bulletin
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22

IN Iarnr as in life. there can be no
cheating The thief steals from MIN
self. me swind,er swtndles himself.
: Emerson.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22

What good thing it is for most of
rs that money is not the only thing
chat will purchase happiness.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22

Most OF us are afraid sometimes, and
to be brave in spite of our fear 10 To
show true courage.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22

= never knew until last night what
a bright fellow Mr. Fiddlewit is.
Hin. How did you End it out
them
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22
NOTICE

NOTICE
BY THE ORPHANS CoURF ron onon Oounxx.a
January !. 1904
ORDERED, That all Administrator. 4.
ecutors and Guardians that have NOT stat-n
an account within year. come forward AMI.
do the same, or show cause TO the contraYv
or they will be cited up.
Test: rHoSs B. MILLER. Re9is.er
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22
Wanted.

Christian Herald, Youths Companion. Union
Signal and other good literature, which they
would like to send to some mission field. Send no
literature, but write for full particulars 10 THE
PAPER MISSION, Woodward, Okla.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22

slow DO y0u like the meter of my
pOemTy asked the poet when the maya
zine editor had finished reading It
There is plenty OF gas in the thing,
but I'm hanged Il can see any me-
terri replied the heartless editor. Gin
clnnati Enquirer.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22
Exclamation.

Explanation.
"H0w could two such silent people
ever do their cOurtingY''
"Nei: she mas such a speaking coun-
tenance"
But wnnI about himT'
.'-sh ais money talks" = Baltimore
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1915-01-22
Fruit of ster,lity.

HE told me = Judge
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
COMMON SENSE
WINS FOR ONCE

The law and common sense
came into conflict.
And the governor of the state,
the superintendent of public in
struction, the state attorney gen.
eral, and the school-boards of Ia
coma, Seattle and Spokane decid-
ed that the law would have to go
by the boards.
If these officers had not taken
this action, 1t would have cost tax
payers of the district good
many thousands of dollars.
Here's the situation:
One law says the school year
ends June 80. Another law says
that the school board must make
the budget for the ENSUING year,
in August.
Thus, If the law were strictly
followed, the Tacoma school board
this August would make up the
budget for the year beginning July
1, 1916, and ending June 80, 1917
For ENSUING year means COM
ing year.
But as this procedure would
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03

OLYMPIA, July 3.-Deputy
Prosecutor Phelps, acting for
Pierce county commissioners, sue
ceeded yesterday in knocking out
by the complaint by Joseph War
ter, contractor, that fraud had
been present In the award of a
paving contract to the Washing
ton Paving Co. at an advance OF
$4,000 over the price he bid.
The allegation that the CON-
missioners had SO framed the con-
tract that the Washington Paving
Co. was sure to get the job, was
counted on as a strong point for
Warter.
His attorneys won three minor
points. The trial will probably
continue over the weekend. The
commissioners contend they had
right to pay $4,000 more for
bitulithic than for concrete, be-
cause Of its superior qualities.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03

BERLIN, July 3.-lmperial
Chancellor Won Bethmann-Holl-
veg left today for Galicia with
the complete text of Germany's
reply to the last American note
regarding the Lusitania. He will
submit it to the kaiser, who is at
present in the field. If the kaiser
approves of the note 1t will prob
ably be presented to Gerard Mon
day.
The reply isn't merely an an
swer of the German diplomats.
1t may be considered to be the
sentiment of the German people
rgarding the use Of submarines
during the present war.
Prominent bankers and bust
ness men of the empire have been
requested to voice their ideas and
all have unqualifiedly approved
of the governments stand.
Officials who saw the text are
authority for the statement that
Germany is willing to safeguard
the passengers of neutral nations
who cross the Atlantic, even II
they take passage on belligerent
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
DARST BOY IN
drunken HOME
IS AFFIDAVIT

AS the basis for new trial by
which Mrs. Elizabeth Darst, for
mer morphine fiend, hopes to win
back the child whom she gave to
the Washington Children's home
while she was under the influ-
ence of drugs, she says, Prosecu-
tor Remain and Attorney Will
liam Arnold filed charges against
the William Fletchers, to whom
the child was given by the home
John Goerger, a neighbor,
swore that he saw the Fletchers
in an intoxicated condition on the
streets June 80.
Other neighbors also made
statements in affidavits that the
Fletchers were quarrelsome and
profane in their home life.
When the case was before
Judge Card, the testimony was
that the Fletchers had moral,
Christian home.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03

take money from Tacoma tax
payers 10 months in advance of
the time when it was needed, the
board has been in the custom for
years back to forget about the
law, and appropriate money for
the CURRENT YEAR. This was
practical because school expenses
do not begin on large scale un-
til September.
Then came along Attorney
General Tanner with an opinion
that this was illegal and would
have to be stopped. The Tacoma
board would have had to levy
money this summer not only for
the current year, as they always
had, but for the ENSUING year
as we'll. Some CONSERVATION, be-
lieve the school-board.
There was a hurried conference
In the governors office in Olym-
pia Wednesday of this week, and
young w. Vaughn Tanner ended
up by giving it as his unofficial
opinion that he would forget all
about his opinion.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
TUM MUlTY SAYS,
I THANK YOU
TO TACO MANS

]. p. Tumulty, secretary to
President Wilson, today sent a
note to Mayor Fawcett express
ing his appreciation of the en-
crossed resolution sent to the
president by the Tacoma council,
on Wilson day. The president
was on his vacation when Tumulty
wrote, and had not seen the reso-
luton.
II know he will deeply appre-
ciate this generous expression of
confidence and appreciation"
wrote Tumulty, however, land /
beg to thank you and the men,
bers of the council for your
friendly assurances"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
TACO MA EASTERN
CHANGES SCHEDULE

The Tacoma Eastern announces
the following changes In sched-
ules Sunday: Trains 1 and 2 will
run between Tacoma and Morton,
while trains and 4 will run to
and from Mineral only. No. !
will leave Mineral 11:25 a. M, ar
irving at East Creek Junction
11:27 a. m. and at Morton 12:01
p. m. No. / will leave Morton
2:15 p. M, East Creek Junction
PAS p. m.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
ExILEO, Gen.
D|Az COMES
TO SAD END

PARIS, July 3.-Gen. Porfir.c
Diaz, for many years presiden,
and dictator of Mexico, came to a
tragic end in exile here. Death
was due to old age.
AS he breathed his last, 1t be-
came known that the attempt to
inform his two sisters in Mexico
City of his serious condition
would be unsuccessful, and that
they would not know of his death
for several days. Also it was
learned that the anarchy prevail
ing in his native land would pre-
vent the sending of his body there
with the elaborate ceremonies
planned.
Not one of the many friends
whom he raised to power was at
his bedside.
Diaz rose to the headship OF
Mexico through military ability,
and for 33 years ruled with an
iron hand.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
.JaIle'll
Tip Him
To Info

CORNISH, N. H., July a.
President Wilson will meet Miss
Jane Adams at the White House
next week to hear from her q re-
port of what European rulers and
diplomats, as well as Pope Bene-
dict. told her OF the struggle.
She interviewed all of them
after attending the international
peace conference for women at
The Hague.
On the receipt of information
that the German reply will reach
the White House July 8, the
president has made plans to stay
here until the 9Th or 18th.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
SEES u. S. COVER
TWO CONTINENTS

PUYALLUP, July Stocking
ahead a few years, DR.. Newell
Dwight Hills in his address at
the Chautauqua yesterday saw
the u. s. with population of
500. 100000, with territory ex-
tending from Alaska to Pata-
gonia, owning Mexico and con-
trolling the worlds government
at The Hague.
DR.. Hills said that farming
would be the ultimate cause for
bringing half the people of the
world to this side of the hemis-
phere. He predicted nothing but
success for this country.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
MAY USE CONVICT
LABOR AT MCNEIL
ALONG NEW LINES

WASHINGTON, d. c.. July 3.
The comptroller of the cur
rency today gave the department
of justice authority to investigate
the feasibility of a plan to use
convict labor at McNeils island
in new ways.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
THOMPSON TO
FLY MONDAY

AS an extra attraction for
Monday at the Speedway, the Ia
coma Speedway association has
made arrangements for DeLloyd
Thompson, sensational aviator, to
make flights between the races.
After the Inter-City Century
race is finished Thompson will en-
terrain the crowd with an exhibit
ton that promises to be even bet
ter than that of last evening.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
CONVENTION WILL
COME TO TACOMA

NORTH YAKIMA, July Sta
coma was chosen today as the
next location for the 18th an
nual convention of the Western
Washington Christian Missionary
society which closed its conven-
tion after the election of officers.
Rev. r. c. Sergeant of Tacoma
was elected vice president of the
third district.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
SUNSTROKE KILLS
MORTON RESIDENT

MORTON, July st. H. Bag
ley, age So, died last night from
the effects of a sunstroke. Or.
Harry Feagles worked over him
for many hours. Mr.. Bagley suf-
fered the stroke while working in
his garden when the thermometer
registered SO.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
CHURCH PROGRAM
TO BE PATRIOTIC

A patriotic program will be
given az the First Christian
church at 1890 o'clock Sunday.
Several patriotic recitations and
solos will be given, and the con-
gregation will end the program
by singing America"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
BILLION DOLLAR
III TRADE BALANCE

WASHINGTON, d. c., July g..
The department of commerce
in a report for the 1 months end
Ing May 81 shows that the ex-
ports Of the U. S. have give this
country a billion dollar foreign
trade balance. Wheat was the
biggest export item.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
LETTER WRITER
PUT IN HOSPITAL

NEW YORK, July 3.-Alphonse
Charastowsky, charged with mail
ing abusive letters to President
Wilson, was sent to Bellevue hos
pital for observation. 1t was
learned that he sent letters to
members of the cabinet as well.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03

Ami Bruce, fuel dealer, left 3d.
900 to his daughter, $4,000 for
her two children Jointly, $500 to
a brother, and the rest OF the
100000 to his widow.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
ARMY BIRD-MAN
LOOPS 4 LOOPS

SAN DIEGO, Cal, July a.
Lieut.. Byron Q. Jones of the U. s..
aviation corps looped the loop
four consecutive times today in a
standard army biplane, record
performance.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
w. D. G. SPIKE, 81
YEARS RESIDENT
OF TACOMA, DIES

w. d. c. Spike, a resident of
Tacoma for 81 years, died sud-
denly at his home, 2511 So. 14th
St, yesterday of heart disease.
Mr.. Spike was connected with the
Pacific Coast Gypsum Co. and the
American Coal Co. He served
two terms as county auditor.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03
Note DUE MONDAY

merchantmen. This is providing
they do not carry munitions and
don't misuse the American flag.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-07-03

TURN TO THE CLASSIFIED
WANT ADS ON PAGE 6 FOR
RESULTS. SEE PAGT SIX.
Morris tribune., 1915-12-03

On arriving at Minneapolis, go
sdirect to the Hotel Radisson. You
will be pleased to recommend it to
your friends when you return home.
adv.
Morris tribune., 1915-12-03

ceases in the old country there is GO
ing to be time of serious financial
depression in all the countries at war
now, and those who have money will
seek to invest it in countries where
business is on firm basis. 1t may
take ten years before there is any
sign of life over there. American
fnanciers see this and they are now
beginning scramble to get ahead in
the race to place their money at
home. l think the farmers of the
United States have the best future of
any class of people on earth"
Looking over the local field Mr..
Hearst predicted steady growth and
paid many compliments to the schools.
He stated he saw the model at the
fair in San Francisco.
Morris tribune., 1915-12-03
Rosy Future Predicted

S. B. Hearst, of Minneapolis, re-
presenting a we'll known life insurance
company, spent several days in AL
berta last week and according to his
views the immediate future looks
rosy. Mr.. Hearts had one hundred
thousand dollars which he was anxi-
GUS to place with farmers and bust
ness men in town.
"After the first of the year," said
Mr.. Hearst, 81 shall have three hun
dred thousand dollars for investment
for my company in Minnesota. l wish
I could place it all right here in
Stevens county. There is one bank
in Minneapolis which has twenty mine
millions, and the orders have been
issued to loan it all to Minnesota
farmers and reliable business men.
Indications are that when the war
Morris tribune., 1915-12-03
Why You Should Use Chamber.
lain's Cough Remedy

Because it has an established reput-
alton won by it's good works.
Because it is most esteemed by
those who have used it for many
years, as occasion required, and are
best acquainted with its good quail
ties.
Because it loosens and relieves a
cold and aids nature in restoring the
system to healthy condition.
Because it does not contain opium
or any other narcotic.
Because it is within the reach OF
all. 1t only costs quarter. Obtain
able everywhere. adv.
Morris tribune., 1915-12-03
COMING
To Morris
DR.. ]. {. DORIAN
SPECIALIST
Treating Diseases Without
Surgery
VIII be at LaGrand Hotel
Wednesday, December 8
Office Hours: 9 a. m. to p. m.
And Will Remain
One Day Only
Offers His Services Free of Charge

DR.. Doran, licensed by the state Of
Minnesota and having special author
ity from the Minnesota State Board
of Medical Examiners to visit profess
sionally the important towns and cities
of the State, offers to all who call on
this trip consultation, examination,
advice free, except the expense of the
medicine. All that is asked in
return for these valuable services is
that every person treated will state
the result obtained to their friends
and thus prove to the sick and affiict-
ed in every city and locality, that
this treatment is reasonably sure and
certain in it's effect.
According to this system no more
operations for appendicitis, gall stones,
tumors, goitre or certain forms of
cancer. Diseases of the stomach, in
testines, liver, blood, skin, nerves,
heart, spleen, kidneys, or bladder,
catarrhal deafness, rheumatism,
sciatica, bed-wetting, leg ulcers,
veak lungs and those afflicted with
long standing, deep-seated chronic
diseases. that have baff1ed the skill of
the family physician, should not fail
to call.
If you have kidney or bladder trou-
BILE bring a two ounce bottle of your
urine for examination.
Remember, this free offer is for one
day only.
Married ladies must be accompanied
by their husbands and minors with
their parents.
DR.. j. E. Doran, Minneapolis, MINI.
Morris tribune., 1915-12-03
MYSTERY SHROUDS
THANKSGIVING BIRD
Disappears From Andert Kitchen
but is Recovered Next Day
by Local Clairvoyant

The mystery surrounding the dis
appearance of Adolph Andert's
Thanksgiving goose from off the kit
chen table while he was dressing it
for dinner remains unsolved. An
Alberta clairvoyant restored the bird
next day but too late for a Thanks
giving goose dinner. Clairvoyancy
has never before been tried in Alberta
but it worked fine this time and the
beauty of it all is that the clairvoyant
lives right here and is as good as any
in the land.
This is the story in nutshell:
Scene-Adolph Andert's kitchen.
Time-Wednesday afternoon.
Act 1-Adolph attired in Mrs. An
dert's apron busily picking the feath-
ers off fat goose. The telephone
bells ring. Voice in the distance
says, "Andert, l want to see you at
the mill right away. l have some
feed to grind" Andert goes leaving
bird on table with all doors shut.
Act 2-Enter unknown william un-
masked. Sees goose. "Ah, ha, l
have thee in my power. Puts bird
under coat and exits back window or
cellar entrance.
The next scene finds Andert hunt
ing for the goose. Where is it? What
shall we give the guests tomorrow
Hunts high and low and looks under
the bed. He was sure he killed it
properly and had most of the feathers
off, so it possibly couldn't have re-
turned to life. No clues.
The next scene shifts to the Andert
poultry coop where the heads drop of
three prize chickens. Adolph has
the ak. Next day guests sit down tt
chicken dinner and the story of the
goose's disappearance is unfolded.
News of the dark and mysterious
plot concerning the goose reaches Ole
Gulbranson, psyche, clairvoyant ane
goose detective. The second perform
ance starts Immediately and the cur
tain rises upon Ole and Adolph strik
ing bargain. 81 must be blind
, folded else the goose will be lost, >
says Ole in mellufuous tones peculiar
to the Hindu magi. Adolph applies
the black bandana to Ole's lamps ant
the procession starts to the barn
Kicking about in the hay Ole say
something about hocus-pocus, saler
atus, tomatoes, etc., and then ascend
to the loft. Hooray he has tn
goose.
He is working today to solve tn
mystery how the goose came there
His deductions, Sherlock Holmes fas
hion, implicate a we'll known practi
cal joker.
Morris tribune., 1915-12-03
RABBIT RACE GOES
TO OLE HAUCLAND
Ole, Weight 225, Beat Bunny
Weight 4, in Thrilling Race
Over Plowed Field

An endurance race was run over
plowed fields near Alberta Sunday af-
ternoon at the end of which one of the
contestants fell upon the other and
strangled him to death. The course
was mile and a quarter long and
there are many crooks and turns.
The contestants were Ole Haugland
and Jack Bunny, better known as Jack
Rabbit.
In company with Joe Ludwig and
Chas. Hanson, Haugland went rabbit
hunting late Sunday afternoon. Lud-
wig and Hanson were the first to get
a rabbit and when Ole's chance came
his aim was wild. Looking UP at
Ole with a silly smile as if to say
"guod night" Mr.. Rabbit bounded
across the prairie fields like a streak
Exasnerated Ole threw down the gun
with the exclamation, "I'll get the
SON. f-a-gun if it takes leg" Then
he bounded in pursuit with the rabbit
several city blocks ahead. At the
end of mile and quarter the rabbit
fell exhausted and Ole was right or
top. 1t took almost an hour before
he returned with his trophy and the
three huntsmen returned to town.
Haugland tips the scales at two
hundred and twenty-five pounds, anc
is about six feet tall. Ordinarily his
movements are slow and easy but
when it comes to chasing rabbits he
is as agile as a panther.
Morris tribune., 1915-12-03
Edward Hood Give Surprise

Edward Hood was twenty-eigh
years of age Saturday night and to
make the occasion memorable Mrs.
Hood arranged a surprise party. About
a dozen neighbors and friends from
town answered the invitation and
captured Mr.. Hood unawares just
about the time he was settling down
for a nice, comfortable evenings
smoke.
The evening was spent in various
pleasant ways and Mrs. Hood wounC
up the program with refreshments
The Hoods are living on a farm neal
Alberta and are among the many
estimable families who have come
here lately.
Morris tribune., 1915-12-03

The Lutheran ladies will meet at
the home of Mrs. Ole Gulbranson next
Thursday afternoon, Dec. 9. All are
cordially invited.
Morris tribune., 1915-12-03

See Charlie Chaplin, the funny
man, in the pictures at the Star Sat-
urday night. Some pretty scenery
and good acting will be shown in
three western films, making five reels
altogether. all for ten and fifteen
cents. adv.
Morris tribune., 1915-12-03

Miss Richardson, who teaches in
the country south of town, returned
Monday morning from her visit to
Clinton where she spent the Thanks
giving vacation.
Morris tribune., 1915-12-03

For him, our Christmas neckwear,
scarfs, bath robes, smoking jackets,
slippers. etc., now on display-Wells
Bros. Hanson Co. adv.