Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-06-27
A Touch o. Sun

II IUHCH " ObH
Everybody Ia Alamogordo and Car
Yizozu. and most people IN other sec
tions Of the Sunshine state--pleas'
Vel down the awning--is aequalhteu'
either personally or by reputation
with Hon. Chagles Z. Downs VINO rep
resented Otero county in the first state
legislature ana who recently has been
assisting some distfict-altorney OF
other over IN the eastern part OF the
state IN bringing the guilty to Justice
meanwhile informing readers 81 the
journal about what was going on
over Carriz0zo way
Few OF these who know him. now.
ever. have ever suspected Charlie 81
hclne addicted to poetry But the sun
has been shining mighty hot mere
lately. and there's no telling what a
man living IN Carrizozo IL likely 70
DO under rs powerful Influence. re.
member the lines In Danny DceNef
IA touch o sun. touch o sun, the
color sergeant said
Well, not TO dras the story out Too
long. I have the following from CHAR
Die Downs.
'rhey say RS cool la Greenland,
go there we'd rather land
Than roam by Africa's fountains
by ludias coral strand,
Oh yos. IT'S cool IN Greenland ana
fine indeed twould be
70 leapfrog DER the icebergs and
splash in the Northern Sea!
ITS mighty cool IN Greenland
so how d you like 10 80
And live for nfteen minutes In a
summer storm Of snow2
That would be some refreshing.
and bllssful would il be
TO hug dripping polar bear and
plunge IN the Polar Seal
Which : rise to remark, II that's
the way charlie feels about u We
won't have any argument, but ia adj
wise him to consult good doctor
zee
Teacher Katherine, what do
you know about the orchid fam
ilyY
Katie. Please. miss, mother
has forbidden us to indulge in any
family gossip
--Boston Transcript
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PRICE OF PUTS.
An eastern editor has undertaken
10 lay down scale OF prices for tell
ing the lies that we all have TO tell
every once In = while, It's a good
scheme In way, but It's too com
morcial. There are some lies thai
are beyond money aud beyond price
the only way YOU can satisfy youi
conscience for publishing them ~ e
take a dose OF poison and then hire
IN ahle-hodied Swede 90 Kick you al
around town before the poison takes
effect
However, just Tor what is may be
worth, here Is the scale OF prices that
the editor referred to lays down fol
assorted puffa.
For telling the public that maj
~ successful citizen, when every
body knows he Is as lazy as gov
crnment mule, S2,7o
Referring to the deceased citizen al
one who Is mouined by the entire
community. when We know he vii
only be missed by the poker circle
SlO.t3.
Referring to some gallavatin' fe
male as an esteemed lady whom II Il
pleasure to meet, when every bust
ness man In town would rather SEE
Satan coming. $50.
calling an ordinary pupit pohndel
an eminent divine. 60 cents. Sending
doughty sinner to heaven, $500.
Referring to deceased merchan
who never advertised ia his life as Z
progressive citizen, Stg.99.
Cassidy Visiting warshpl
Ivry time that hir gun Is fred
nnny. Swim hundred dollars goes
up In smoke.
Conley. Glory bel why don't
they use smokeliss powder?
Puck,
MRS. IIAGG ARDS LUNCHEON.
Mrs. lerre Hnggard entertained a
"a beautiful luncheon Wednesday ar
tcrnoon for her guest Miss Harre
O'Leary and Mrs. Nell Burnett
house guest OF Mrs j. w. Giltuer
both Of Anderson. Indiana The tnbli
was decorated with huge bouque
Of red roses.
Besides Mrs. Burnett ana Nils
OLeary those present were Mrs
A'FAA eNliANtt Nief iiHilN l''hIhHhih
Mrs oscar Butcher. Miss Dolly Me
Clellan Mrs OverYt OF isleta, Mrs
tranf kruske and Mrs, J w Gilt
ner
"a
Mrs Dents tat the ball game,
cXeitedly) Isn't our pitcher per-
feetly Grand, TyrHsl Tie hits the
club nearly every throw!
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Mrs. BESWICk'S BRIDGE.
Mrs Nancy Beswick gave an auc
ton bridge party Yesterday afternoon
rae The Casa de orc in honor of Mrs