The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-06-10
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for the asking, benefit the giver {
great deal more than the receiver.
That there is one thing that may
be said in favor of the devil, and
that is. there does not seem to be a
lazy bone in his body.
That for every man or woman
who gets through this old world with
out having heap of grief, we'll
show you white black bird.
That Woman's Development club
of this city promises to become a
great factor for better community
when it gets to going under full sail.
That there is very little war talk
here except among those who agree,
as people recognize it would not be
conclusive to harmony and good
will.
That the man who is not willing
to get out and do something occasion
ally for his town, is mighty poor
citizen and deserves to have the truth
told about him when he dies.
That Roosevelt by winnieg his
great libel suit will consider himself
endorsed by all the people and will
therefore become more dangerous
than heretofore in the cause of uni
versal peace.
That the pesky flies have not
made themselves quite SO numerous
as in years past, SO think many peo-
pie. Probably the cleanup and
"swat the fly' campaigns are bear
ing good fruit.
That if Teddy really wants to wear
helmet and epilets, Woodrow Will
son should send him and his fighting
sons amongst the greasers in Mexico
before condidering the crossing of
the great salty sea.
That everyone from the east who
visits Nezperce prairie allows that
in all their travels they never saw
its equal in apparent productivenes
and they never did, either; because
there is only one modern Garden of
Eden.
That Billy Sunday says, that any
fellow who kisses modern girl is
apt to die of painters collie. Yes,
and he might inhale too much talcum
powder and sneeze himself to death.
These are horrible dangers, but who
would not risk 'em? we ask.
That this section has some very
accommodating and thoughtful peo-
pie amongst the many. The other
day, when purchasing few dozen
eggs, we found several boiled ones
amongst the lot. However, that is
not near so liberal a donation as
"near-fries
That Friday evening, after read
ing the account of the fall of |
Przemysl, one man upon meeting
a friend who had not read the ac-
count remarked: "Hel-low, Bill;
have you heard that the Germans
have captured Pretz-pritz-oh, we'll,
he place where they make pretzels,
IN Russian ?"
That DR.. Daniels says after child
,en are two years old they should not
,e fed more than three times day.
After children in Nezperce are two
,ears old they don't ask to be fed,
'ut dig right in and help themselves
whenever they choose-that is gen.
rally once day, and continues be-
ween sleeps.
That both the lilo and Nezperce
nnual "big doings" were set for
'hursday-and the Fourth comes on
unday. We are too busy to play
n Thursdays, and too sanctimon- {
BUS to do much celebrating on Sun
avs, so it begins to look as though r
UT score sheet in the "outing" de- |
artment will show mammoth cy- I
her. Yea, verify t
That while this guardian of pa n
-iotism, liberty and long life has t
ften urged that reason rule, our d
ountry right or wrong, and all stand !
Y Wilson and don't rock the boat,
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