The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-03-25

puShlngs the TOWN. WILL STOP MoVlue
and whenever the town stops movin
: it will Immediately become affecte
with dry rot.
I That it seems to be almost a
r difficult task for some of the coun
o, tries across the pond 10 keep out o
: the war, as it is for those alread,
r engaged to gain an advantage.
81 That equal parts of ammonia ant
turpentine will take paint out O.
clothing, no matter how hard or dry
it is. Saturate spots two or three
times then wash in warm soapsuds.
That Grafton Johnson, could not
refuse the task of typewriting the
copy for the high school cooking
book that is now being gotten out in
the Herald printery, and declares
there was no "Graft on" that job,
by jug full.
That nobody gets paid for what
they are going to do tomorrow. A
fellow generally has a hard enough
job getting what he has already done
and often finds it some job to get
anything at all, worth while to do,
for which men are willing to pay
| good wages.
That about the simplest and most
sure cure for an ordinary cold, is to
soak your feet in hot water before
going to bed, drink hot lemonade,
open wide your bedroom windows,
and breath all the fresh air you can
while snoring your way to restful
inconsistencies.
That speaking of tight wads, a
neighboring newspaper has US
gagged, bound, and tied to the post
1t says they have one of those beasts
in its town, SO tight, that he wouldn't
give thirsty Pekin duck drink,
if he owned the Pacific ocean.
Yes, that beats us, mebbe?
That the time of year has arrived
when the students of the little coun-
try towns feel that in order to ex-
hibit their cleaning they must cut
up monkey shines like unto that in
dulged in by some of the large
colleges. Monkey shines expresses
the phrase correctly.
That the Meadows Eagle says a
man who has kept count of the num-
Der of kisses exchanged with his wife
since their union consents to its pub
LEGATION as follows: First year, 49,
500; second year, 5000; third
year, $3.50; fourth year, 100; fifth |
year, D. He then left off keeping
the record.
"You are altogether too fresh"
said the potato to the egg land l
have my eyes on you CHOW look
here, Irish" said the egg, II dare
say you have a good heart, but re-
member that when we come to
scramble for living you are not in
t with me. +"
That L. w. Robinson tells US B.
T. McRae, at Lewiston has purchased
| second hand Buick car, and the
asst time he was down below, Mac
lrove up to his place and offered him
Ind Mr.. Routh a ride, on the spring
eat which was common wagon
pring seat he had fastened on the
ear with fence wire to take off the
ar.
That we must admit it requires
fort to get the good things of life,
nd after we get them it requires
l4OlL " ilOld tHCius HC IL Qll lDdl
alls from the tree before it is ripe
S either rotten at the core, or has e
yorm in its regions. The fruit of |
reatest value is that which requires i
n effort to preserve and have it e
eady for future use. il
That the Lord has quit sending a
uail and mama to our doors and
seding the multitude from baskets. :,
tut he has placed all the good
lings of earth within the reach of
ian, but he doesn't shovel gold into
III pockets, nor connect us with
ursing bottles, The man who now Il
ats for the ravens to feed him, "
i'll go hungry seven days of each .
eek and DON tche rforoetit