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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-19
MOST ANYTHING :.
His ststu.

Ms StatuA
THAT man seems TO be making
great deal OF money"
Yet In the nature Of his bust.
ness. he is always up against Il"
=" How II that"
lie IL a wall decorator
Useful Relic
Harry. dear. she softly said.
haven't you a lock OF my hair
somewhere In your pockets9'
4 have indeed. sweetheart, ="
was the prompt response OF
hubby. and he affectionately EN-.
braeed the shsrer OF his sorrows
and joys. 4 have Il right here
IN the pocket closest TO my
heart
That's fine. Harry" delight.
eddy returned little wifey. Won't
you please take Il down and
match mo some puffs when YOU
yet down town"
Various Results
Two men sat al tAbl. In
club, The first man. frownins
at the other, asked
Why on earth do YOU let your
wife so around saying tina, she
made a man OF YOU You never
hear my wife saying that"
No" the other frowncd hack.
but I've often heard her say she
tried her hardest
Practicable Feature
Corporal ito soldier Why Is
IN. blade OF tho sabre curved in.
stead OF straight.
Soldier-it Ia curved ia order
20 give more force 90 the blow.
Corporal iIumbuE, The sabre
10 curved so as TO III the scab.
bard II IL was straight how
would you get ~ into the crooked
seabbsrd. blockheadg
Where II ooss
II may seem queer" said Mr..
Binks.
But IL IL 30. you bet.
A lot Of coin a fellow sinks
Into a floating debt
ovsrlooss Nothing
What sort of a chap IL old
sansIiop,"
We'll. whom you hold out two
cigars 20 him 10 offer him his
choice. he takes both
Reckless spsnder
How much did he pay for
those grand opera tickeisT~
Five dollars apiece replied
Miss Cayenne. ''iie must love
music"
Possibly. And on the other
hand. he may have very little
respect for s."
A Leading Question
A lawyer once opened his cross.
"ssatfAh'ttu W MANU- y NkAhs w
pert. where Ia the dog"
What dog7" said the aston.
ished witness.
The dos" replied hIs tor.
mentor. which the Judge In the
last case said hs would not hang
on your evidence"
Twas Compulsory
Ethel used TO play good deal
In sunday school. but one day
she had been so good that the
teacher said In praise:
Ethel. my dear. you have been
a very good girl today"
"Yeth'm." responded Ethel. Il
couldn't help H. dot a stiff
neck
A Crisis
What's the trouble at your
house?"
Hunger strike for a new bon
net"
Your wife refuses 10 eat?"
No: she refuses 20 cook.
rANnntrr ar rA~r
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-19
Various Results

Two men sat at a table In a
club The first man, frowning
at the other. asked
Why on earth do YOU let your
wife so around saying that she
made a man OF YOU You never
hear my wife saying that"
NO" the other frowncd back.
but I've often heard her say she
tried her hardest
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-19

~ 80
esting findings
registered In n
large apartment
building on Sun.
day. February %,
1914. may serve
as an interesting
example.
In this case We
had TO deal with
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-19

Star Wants Ads find the lost
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-19

THE TEXAS legislature has defeated WON an suffras
thereby caused the world 10 doubt its
to give odds that there Texas In
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-19

THAT man seems 10 be making
a great deal OF money
Yet In the nature Of his bust.
ness. he is always up against e."
How II that"
lie IL a wall decorator.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1915-03-19

There are many persons who are
, absolutely afraid OF fresh air. The
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14
n. S. GOV. LAND FREE.

Under Special Act of Congress the agricultural land in the United States Forest Reserve of Arkansas can now be homesteaded in tracts of 160 acres to each person, free of cost. 100000 acres free pasture range where cattle, hogs and sheep fatten eight months of the year without grain. No overflow land. Country very healthy and we'll watered with running streams. We select these agricultural lands, take applicant to land and locate you. Send 25 cents for state map showing location of Reserve and copy of Special Act to "A. V. Alexander. locating engineer, Little Rock, Ark.
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Russian.

Petrograd, Feb. 13.-The following official statement was issued tonight at headauarters of the Russian gen. eral staff: +.at
 Fighting of the fiercest character is proceeding in the region of Jur- burd, at Lyck, and near Kidzidlo (near Sierpec). The enemy has suf- fered heavy losses in the region of Lyck. where the Russians have sue cessfully repulsed violent attack
 'On the left bank of the vistula, the Russian artillery successfully re- pelled attacks by the enemy's columns in the Carpathians, the Rus sians have captured fortified heights in the region of Szidnik (between Luko Pass and the upper San) mak- ing 1000 of the enemy prisoners.
 "On the front between the Uszok and the Pucholka passes, the Rus sians drove the Germans back slight ly On the heights of Kossuwki, the the German trenches are separated by only forty yards from those of the Russians. At Wyshkew, persis tent German attacks were repulsed." "
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14

 LOCAL
WINDOW GLASS

Baughman Cabinet Shop. Phone 1247. See the big bargains in Mission Dining Room suites in our window at Reap & Crawfords. II
 Nh, you calomel, get out of the way md let Liv.ver-lax s do the work Purely vegetable. Ask BedelPs Phar- nAcy. s-T-F-tf
 If 1t is an Incubator you want, tHy Buckeye" from Cleveland. Matthews Hdw. co. tf
 smppr profession Is the teaching of stenoEraphy and bookkeeping. Terms reasonable. Are you interested? Call today. Pine BluM Commercial col leee. .s >. = Nis8 sa, -10-2Stf <, 1Don;t ,pst up wIth unsatisfactory. 1nrsliahle ,washerwomen service. Our huRdrv will do your washing in a manner that will please vou. Ameri- San Exce,sior Lanpdrv Co. If
 -"PRINCESs" Go-carts. "Fit for the child of a king" They combine durability. beauty, class, and comfort to baby. Reap & Crawford, sole agents. If f.-Repair that leaky roof with "TieAr" roofing for sale only by Cleveland Matthews Hdw. co. If
 --sAnyone wishing to brv. or sell Jefferson county script call on Chss. We'll Supply Go. tt
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OFFICIAL REPORTS
German


 Berlin, Feb. 13, via London.-The following statement was given out tonight at main army headquarters here:
 Tt is officially announced from German East Africa that our terri tory there has been entirely cleared of the enemy.
 "A number of German troops are in the enemy's territory, especially that of British East Africa and Uganda.
 .'In the eastern theatre of the war our operations are everywhere pro- gressing successfully. Wherever the enemy attempts to resist us his oppo- sition is quickly broken.
 "In Poland, on the right bank of the Vistula, our attacking troops crossed the lower Skrwa and are proceeding in the direction of Raci- QUO. On the left bank there is noth- ing of importance to report"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14

Crop Mortgages, and other legal blanks for sale by Adams Printing Company. If
 Anything you may need in Poul- try Wire, Lawn Fence or Field Fence
 can be found at Cleveland Matthews Hdw. Co. If
 Poultry wire, and poultry sup plies for sale by Cleveland-Ma Hdw. Go. If
 -5O-cents on the dollar is bar gain in a dining room suit, is it not /! That's what you can see in our win dow. Reap & Crawford. If
 Crop Mortgages, and other legal banks for sale by Adams Printing Company. tf
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14
Who Makes Up tho Suicides.

According to Dr. Jacques Bertillon. the French staIstician. suicide is com honest among liquor sellers, chimney sweeps. butchers. fruiterers and mu. sicians. It is frequent among "came lots," shop assistants. cutters, bair. dressers, servants. costers, lawyers. doctors and druggist. It is rare among the clergy. government officials and meu leading an active. open-air life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14

Quit Lalomel, 1t Is dangerous. Try Liv.ver-lax, that vegetable liver syrup guaranteed to produce even better re. suits thar calOmel. It is absolutely harmless and pleasant to take. Any child can take 1t with safety. Ask
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14
h,. Sentence.

'T knowed how things 'ud turn out of he kept on soolin' wid politics" said the old darkey, "an' now ain't bit surprised. Dey done took an sont him ter de kgislatur, an he sho' hez got ter sar1a his time out"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14
FRENCH BEATEN
 NEAR S0UAlU IN
 RAGING BLIZZARD
(Continued from Page 1)
the voting of a new war lone.
qurks Meet Disaster.

London, Feb. 13.-A Central News dispatch from Petrograd says that obstinate fighting is progressing in the Cadcasus, which appears to be resulting disastrously for the Turks Fugitives arriving at Sebastopol declare that the Turkish officers are helping their men to desert in re- turn for the payment of bribes.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14
ELECTRICITY WILL CURE YOl

l treat both acute and chronic troubles with electricity. Chronic troubles speciality, Diabetes, Blad- der trouble, Structures, Suppression of Menses, Painful Menstruation, Pyorrhea. Asthma, Goiter. Constipa- tion, Rheumatism, Falling Hair Pimples on face.
 DIR. F. P. CASTANIEN
 Phone 177. Office 106 1-2 Pin street. All hours
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14
Dut rhls Wasn't Mamma.

A little boy. visiting his grandmoth' or. asked for 8 favor which was re fused. Tears and loud wailing fol- lowed, but in vain. By and by the little fellow looked up with petulance 'I think it's about tins you changed your mind. grandma!" he exclaimed. Tt never takes mamma 70 long to du it whom l cry like this."
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14

Low rates to Cincinnati, Ohio and return. Via. M. o. P. By, Account National Educational Association De- partment of Superintendence, Febru- ary 22nd to 27th 1915. Tickets on sale February 18th to 21st inclusive
 1915. Final return limit, March 3rd
 1915. Rate $21.61. D. G. Payne, agent. 2-10-6t
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE LECTURE.
 Bliss Knapp, c. s. B., Boston, Mass, will deliver lecture on Christian Science at Shriners Temple, Seventh and Main streets, on Monday even- ing, February 15, at S:15 o'clock. Ad- mission free, and the public is cordi- ally invited to attend. 2-12-4t
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14

Accordion Plated Dresses Should be sent to Frank Dietrich's Clothing Hospital to be re-plaited: also any other ladies' or gents cloth ing that need cleaning. pressing or altering. We also put new things in coats and do all genera! repair work on clothing.
 Phone 1926. Over Cobb < Sons Shoe
 Store. 29O7s Main St. If
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14
HORSES AND MULES FOR SALE

HUKSES ANU MULES FUR SNLE. 2SO head of horses and mules-150 horses and mares, all broken, ages 3 to years old, weight 750 to HOO lbs; 50 head unbroken mares, 3 to 5 years: 30 good colts go with mares; so mules to z years old, all broken, $50 to 1000 lbs. Prices sure right. Call, write or wire,
 VICTOR SIMON, Horseman,
 no N. Santa Fe Ave. 1-21-1m Pueblo, Colo.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14
Advanced Methods.

Just as the flying machine mark, the advanced form of locomotion-s0 the Modern American Laundry marks the advanced method of washing. American Excelsior Laundry. If
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14
REMOVAL NOTICE.

I have moved my art store from 215 West Barraque street, to the Bridges building, corner Main street and Fifth avenue. My stock will be increased and made larger, and I ask the public to call and see me at my new location.
 l.. P. MULLEGREN l& co. Pine Bluff. Ark, Feb. II, 1915. 2-12-6t
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14

Calomel, caIomel You cannot stay for Lfv.ver.Iax has shown us an eas. Ter way. Ask Re1e1Ps PharmacY.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14

The 0ulniao 1hat 0ees Mt Affect Tho nead Because of its tonic and laxative effect. LAXA. TIVE PROMO QUININE is better than ordinary Quinine and does not cause nervousness nor rinxihg In head. Remember the full name and
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14
Don't Sacrifice Your Deferred Dividend Policies

We will pay you cash through your Bank, from 10 per cent to 50 per cent more than the Companies cash or loan values for policies maturing in 1915 to 1920.
 For further particulars call or ad- dress Nath R. Rodgers, Agt., 127 Main St., Pine Bluff, Ark. 12-12-Sm
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14
NOTICE.

Crop Mortgages, and other legal blanks for sale byAdams Printing Company. eag f
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14
sokxxeoeooe)e;4osxoeoeoeaeoxox<<esto<3eak,

Your baby needs the best go-car1 that can be had. The PRINCESS is it. Reap & Crawford, sole agents
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14

Lessen the high cost of living by raising a garden. We have all kinds of garden tools and fencing. Cleve- land-Matthews Hdw. Go. If
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-02-14

The Ladies' Spring Suits we show, are exclusive only one of each style, and in the new shades-hk sand battleship grey and putty, as well as the nor F xlill tA &l4a
The Washington herald., 1915-08-02
BERLIN OPTIMISTIC ON
ANNIVERSARY OF WAR
Papers Point Out Wide Extent of
Territory Conquered by

Berlin (wirelcss to Sayville), Aug. l.
Berlin papers today begin to publish
large supplements and lengthy editorials
on the occasion of the first anniversary
of the beginning of the war. They all
give reviews of past events which pre-
sent a most promising situation for the
Germans. They also print special corre-
sponence in letters and reports from all
the fronts
1t is pointed out that the territory of
the central empires is free of the enemy.
with the exception OF a small piece of
Alsace and Galicia, while the Teutonic
armies occupy on the west $500 square
kilometers approximately $3.50 square
miles) including Belgium and the most
valuable part of France. On the east
they occupy 10000 square kilometers zap
proximately $3.50 square miles), includ-
ing the complete governments of Cour-
land. Konno, Sualkie. Lomza, Plock,
KalicZ Peterikow. Radon and kielce
and large parts OF the governments of
Warsaw and Lublin The total conquer
ed territory is twice the area of the
kingdom of Bavaria.
The total number of prisoners of war
taken by Germany and Austria-Hungary
is placed at 1.695,i0O. Booty taken by the
Germans includes between 1000 and 5000
cannon and between 1000 and 1900 ma
chine guns.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-02
TAGGED" PICKANINNIES
STRANDED IN CAPITAL
Mother Sends Lads on Long Journey
With Good Luck" As Fare for
Half the Distance.

TWO little pickaninnies. aged and :,
CARRYING suit case as large as them
selves which contained two Georgia
peaches and a letter arrived at Union
Station yesterday morning from the
South They were tagged to their
tather in Cambridge, Mass.
The mother stated in the letter con-
tanned in the suit case that the two lads
were on their way to their father, but
she could only purchase them tickets to
Washington and trust to good luck for
their safety from Washington to Bos-
ton
Detective James Springham, who has
a number of youngsters himself. picked
up the two 'sunshines" and bought them
breakfast. He turned them over to a
matron at the House of Detention to
await the result of a telegram sent to
the Cambridge police to locate the chill
dren's father. Later in the day a money
order was received from the father and
Detective Springman saw the two kid
dies safely on board the Federal ex-
press for Boston.
AS the train pulled out from the sta
ton the "kiddies' threw kisses to the
detective and said they would see him
again when they grew up to be big men.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-02
SPRINGFIELD TO HAVE
RIDING TOURNAMENT
Will Be Feature of Carnival to Raise
Funds to Pay for Town

Political speeches, tournament riding.
dancing, shooting matches and band con-
certs will be features Of a typical Prince
George County outing to be held at
Springfield, Nd, Saturday by the Spring
field Hall Association. The association
is a civic body. and the carnival is to
help pay for town hall recently erect
ed at q cost Of s., 900.
The tournament riding, which will be-
gin at II o'clock. will be preceded by
addresses by William NJ. Maloy, a Demo-
cratic candidate for attorney general OF
the State, and s. Marvin Peach, a candi-
date for State attorney for Prince George
County. The fitting will take place in a
shady grove near the new hall, where
seats have been provided for tho spec
tators.
In the evening a coronation dance will
be given in the new hall. and addresses
will be delivered by Emmerson c. Har-
rington. Democratic candidate for gov
ernor of Maryland, and Clarence NJ
Roberts. another candidate for State at
torney for Prince George County
Anticipating crowds from Washington,
the following train schedule will be In
force Saturday: Trains from Union Sta
tion at 1905 a. m, 10 p. m. Soc p. M.
and SO p. m. Trains will leave SPRING
field for this city at 1853 p. m, 5:34 p m.
7:13 p. m, and 11:17 p. m.
The following will Judge the competi-
tive events: s. D. Hail. G. H. Claggett,
John A. Schultz, Calvin E. Arnold, A. T.
Brooks, II. E. Burgess, G. E. Harrison.
F. w Wilson, B. J. Stephens. z. A.
Fuller. James A. Heiskell, Irving Bowie,
w. S. Miller, Benjamin Ogle, T. NJ. Bald
win. Robert Lee Hall. Allen w. Mallery,
and Albert F. Jenkins.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-02
.CARRANzA SOON
TO MAKE Plea
Paving Way for Presentation
of Demand for Recog-
milton.
CLAIMS MANY SUCCESSES
officials Here Believe United States
May Have to Take Charge of
Railway to Mexico City.
CLAIMS MANY SUCCESSES

Gen. Carranza is paving the way as
rapidly as possible for the formal pre-
sentation of his demand for recognition
to the United States. The Carranza
agency gave out last night dispatches
from headquarters at Vera Cruz recitinS
what he is doing to merit this recogni-
ton.
Gen. Villa. however. through his agency
here. gave out statement denying the
successes of Carranza and claiming that
his own forces are still formidable and
are holding important parts OF the re-
public.
Secretary of State Lansing said last
night that he had received 10 informa-
ton from Mexico so that the conditions
requiring special notice by the President
remain the same. unless it has been de-
termined to recognize Carranza the mo-
ment he gains control Of Mexico City
and establishes order there.
Hard to Hold Railway.
Nearly all officials. however. are of
the opinion. based on the history of
events for the last two years, that no
faction can hold the railway between
Mexico City and Vera Cruz while an
other faction is in arms in Mexico.
These officials are of the opinion that
unless Carranza annihilatcs the Zapata
and Villa forces it will be necessary
sooner or later for the United States to
take charge of the railway and keep
it open. 1t Is universally known now
that foreign nations have been pressing
the United States to keep communication
open between the Mexican capital and
Vera Cruz. Navy people pointed out
last night that the burden of this work.
if it becomes necessary, would fall on
with his small
force now off Vera Cruz.
The Carranza agency said last night ii
had been informed by Mr.. Acuna, Car
ranza's minister for foreign affairs. at
Vera Cruz. that Carranza will send 1900
tons of flour, corn. beans. barley. lard.
and dried meats into Mexico City. This
the dispatches say will be in addition to
the supplies which Gen. Gonzales will
carry with him into the city OF Mexico
'at the present reoccupation." The Car
rama agency also claims that Carranza
has set up a civil government at Quere-
taro. and that a similar government soon
will he established at Aguas Calientes. 1t
is claimed that these dispositions will re-
unite the armies of Obregon and Con-
zales by telegraph and railway links.
shankIin Reaches New York.
New York, Aug. ARNOLD Shanklin.
American consul general III tneAieo lily
arrived here today aboard the steamer
MORO Castle. He will report to Secre-
tary Lansing in Washington tomorrow.
Mr.. Shanklin refused to comment on
the situation in Mexico, or upon the re-
ported break between himself and the
Brazilian Minister in Mexico City.
Another passenger on the Moro Castle
was Luis CABRERA. minister OF finance in
the Carranza council. He is accompanied
by his two daughters and will stay in
this city ten days to superintend the is
suance of 250O0O,Oo0 peso notes authorized
by the Carranza council.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-02
. .&$PN{ISR &&{5if{ : IS So? S6ex

reply. "but 1 think one of the casters
came off,"
II George Bernard Shaw had been
in Paterson the other day he would
have been able to see the production
of "Androoles and the Lion" sur
passed in real life. A cute man-chew-
ing lioness actually paled the mos
quito terror in New Jersey.
Queenie is the name of the lady
beast. She is just one year old. the
sweet thing. The other day she play
fully grabbed Frederick Mooney. a
truck driver, by the left pedal ex-
tremity and took out chunk. Mooney
has sued for the meal. asking $500
Expensive stun. these drivers legs.
Felix Gould, the owner. at the trial
OF the suit declared that he would take
the pet lioness. who had been public
ly accused of trying to convert a pedes-
trian into a free lunch. to court to
prove how gentle she is. The judge
didn't seem to take to the suggestion
with any avidity-some judges are odd
in their whims anyway.
Crying Mary is in our midst again
after a brief visit up at Mr.. Black
wells Island. Crying Mary" is the
most lachrymose panhandler in the
world. She is now past 70. but
when she was about 50 an Illness
had some peculiar effect on the tear
ducts which permits her to weep copi-
Gus tears whenever she likes.
She capitalized her affiiction and for
years hung around the doors of big
restaurants late at night and wept.
She always wanted enough to get to
Newark-the public fell for 1t to the
tune of about $50 a night.
The Washington herald., 1915-08-02
HAS PLAN FOR WORLD PEACE.
G. A. Shibley Would Form Old
World Confederation.

George A. shibley outlined a plan that
will. he says. end war forever.
at a meeting of the Peace League Of the
World at Pythian Temple last night.
The first step is to bind the nations of
the Old World into a United States of
Europe at the close of this war The
next step ist to have the United States
of America enter the agreement, and
lasting peace will be assured
When this has been effected-and sever
al of the nations now at war are ready
for it-a constitution will be formula ted,
based on the principle of equal rights
for all Then will follow the doing
away with arrnaments. Better conditions
of living then will prevail and higher
will be apid working men,
said Mr.. Shibley.
Mr.. Shibley declared that the nations
that make UP the entente allies have
gone on record, through their states
men. as favoring the plan. He said that
while he did not think Germany and
her allies favor 1t, their objections will
be overruled.