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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15
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LONDON. Jan. 31.--(By mali to
New York; - among the many and
lelusiye rut.ors that have gained wide-
spread IN tbcse war times was the
story that Lieutenant colonel George
CORVALLIS West, formerly husband Of
Lady Randolph Churchill. and now
married TO Mrs. Patrick Campbell,
had been detected selling officiai Sec
rets TO Germany and had been shot as
d Spy. The yarn started about the
time everybody was talking OF the
alleged transfer OF Russian troops
trough England TO the firing line in
France, and II lived even longer than
that famous canard. In fact, there
we're many who believed It even until
today. when q hrm Of solicitors wrote
10 til. newspapers:
"Lieutenant-C Colonel George Corn
Wallis West. who has been in con-
,innous command since September Of
one OF the battalions OF the Royal
Naval Division which were present
at Antwerp. has bern much annoyed
ard feels Justly indignant at per-
sis,cnt rumors which have been going
around to the effec. that he has been
shot AZ spy Colonel West de-
slros 10 say thaat he IL stiil a,ive and
vel"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15

Herald want ads got re'nlts'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15
Late Market Quotations

LOCAL PRICES PRODUCE, POULTRY, AND LIVE.
srocK--poRrLAxD AND FRANcIsco LIVESTOCK eUorA.
TfONs NJ
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-02-15

Presented IN Collaboration with the Pa.he Psye,s
and the Eclectic Film Company
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03
Easily Explained.

An esteemed city resident was ram
bling through the country when he
came across farmer busily engaged
with hammer and saw and ear
OF paint.
Another building boom. see,' tov-
fally remarked the city man, halting
to watch the work. rs 1t garage OF
& miniature bungalowT
Wrong on both counts, mister.
answered Uncle Josh. continuing his
work This here thing is chicken
COOP
"A chicken coop, eh?- returned the
city man, with closer look. Why
do you paint the inside of tt?'
.Have ter do 1t, mister" solenuly
aeclared Uncle Josh That's ter
keep the hens from piclsin' the grain
rut o the wood d-"-Philadelphia Tele-
graph
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03
Eeatinc the Record.

A lot OF people seem to put in lot
Of time thinking about whether their
lives are successful or failures. Usu
ally they try to measure them by the
life and success of someone else, and
the result isn't often satisfactory
They're bound to come to the conclu
sicn that there are somo records they
can't equal. If they are beating some
ether records the suspicion creeps in
that 1t isn't much credit, anyhow. OF
course the real trouble is that any body
who's really making good always has
something better to do than east up
the accounts of his own achievements
There's only one record to compare
yourself by. and that will never result
in self-satisfaction on the one han6
or disbursement on, the other; for
it's your own record. rd.-Milwaukee Jour
nal
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

There is more Catarrh m this section
of the country than all other diseases
put together, and until the last few
years was supposed to be incurable.
For great many years doctors pro-
nounced it local disease and prescrib-
ed local remedies, and by constantly
failing to cure with local treatment,
pronounced it incurable- Science has
proven Catarrh to be a constitutional
disease, and therefore requires consti-
tutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure, manufactured BY F. j. Cheney &
Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only cons stitu-
tional cure on the market 1t is taken
internally. 1t acts directlv on the
blood and mucous surfaces of the sys-
TEN. They offer one hundred dollars
for any case it fails. to cure. Send for
circulars and testimonials.
Address: F. J. CHENEY & CO., To
ledo. o. Sold by Druggists. 76c.
Take Halls FANNY Pills for constipa-
tion
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03
SCOTCH CAPABLE OF "BULLS-
Some Good Stories That Have Been
Fastened on Inhabitants Of the
Land o. Cakes"

Even in our day, residents of the
British isles are rarely well informed
upon~rhe geographs- of the states.
Perhaps, too. since we live in d cour-
sry that boasts Tong list Of Troys,
Romes, Atheuses, not 20 mention Gin
cinnau and an occasional CATO or
Plato, VIC should not be surprised
when anyone asspmes that anything
else in Greek CT Latin is properly ln-
digenous to our map.
A Glasgow merchant and magistrate
Of century ago. 50 Mr. d. Macleod
Malloch records, had sent to, q certain
mercantile house in Now York con
sigHneut of goods that remained long
undisposed of. In response to his iI,-
euirics, he was informed that they
were still in statu quo. He passed on
the information to a neighbor, who re-
marked suspiciously, But j never
heard Of the place.
Nor 1, either" replied the good
bailie, confidentially. Il looked at the
map, but l couldna find 1t; and l just
conclude it's sma- town up in the
kintra."
Inc slu1pEclty ana ignorance St inc
rural Scotch magistrate often quite
eGualed that of the English. immortal
tied by Shakespeare in Dogberry; and
Mr. Malloch gives two more verita BILE
examples quite in the true Dogberry
vein.
That Is . most tragical event which
has just happened, said friend to
Bailie Blank Your neighbor, M.
b.. has committed suicide!"
''Wha on2" tnquired the bailie, Gag
erly.
Perhaps it was he-it was certainly
another Glasgow bailie-who, his
health being proposed at banquet in
honor of his recent dignity, responded
nobly to the toast:
Il Gamma but say, ma friends, that
I'm proud of the honor of being made
bailie Of this great city; and I'm
even, think, entitled to the honor, for
I've gone through all the various
stages of degradation that bailie has
tae dae tae reach it."-Youth's Com
panion.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03
LIKE A. MOURNING DRAPERY
intereoted CoIored Spectators Brought
Faeetious Remark From Member
Of Their Race

The daYky has n sense Of humor
peculiarly his own, and he by no
means objects to joke with reference
to hts color-prcvided be makes It
himself. according to 4 story that WAS
told by Champ Clark.
There is 4 darby In Missouri who
has acquired considerable renown in
his locality for his taste in landscape
gardening. He was employed in set
ting out shrubs on the lawn of his EN-
ployer. The owner OF the place wss
nowhere to be seen, but number Of
the gardeners friends we're leaning
comfortably on the fence at the foot
OF the lawn. watching the operations
witA absorbed interest. Another
durky. who WIS drive, for physician
living near, looked cuHously at this
yow OF spectators, and thus addressed
the doctor, who was getting into bis
buggy:
Doetah' (very solennly>. 'dere's
somebody dead at Mistah Jones.
shore
"'Dead?- said the doctor. No such
thing. Tom. should have heard of
It II there had been any illness in the
family
Well, doctah,' said Tom, pointing
10 n row of sable individuals who
dere amt nobody dead at Mistah
Jones, den what 70 is all dis heah
mournin' strung along de fenceT
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03
CARE IN FASHIONlNG BuiLE
Making Of Instrument Used In the
Army Is a Delicate, Complicated
Process

From start to finish. the making of
an army bugle is a process OF much in
senuity and Interest. A busle MAJ not
semblaEce to it's cousin, the coach
horn. but the one is practically
curied-up version of the other, for, be-
fore the bugle Is bent into shape, it
consists of 4 narrow tube, 81 inches
long.
In the first stage OF manufacture
the bugle is cut out OF sheet copper
and rolfed into two thin cylinders,
technically known as the "belf' and
the branch" The narrow tube. which
is the bell" rs gradually shaped out
on molds until the opening is the regu-
lar finch diameter. II is then spun"
on a wonderful machine. and an expert
workman takes the rough edges of the
copper.
Both sections are afterwards filed
with molten lead, preparatory to the
bending stage. and it is this SOHO
stuffing which prevents the tube break
ing in the process, and allows 1t to
keep its shape. The expert workman.
with the aid OF formidable lever and
hammer. bends the bugie into the IA
miliaT shape, the lead being subse-
quently melted out at charcoal fur
mace. after which the instrument II
sent of to the polishers.
One OF the most intricate parts Of
the bugle is the mouthpiece. which is
made of nickel silver and turned out
on q special lathe. With the mosth-
piece fixed. the instrument Is ready
for the testing room.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03
PROVERBS THAT ARE VICIOUS
Thero Is Usually Trouble for Some
body When Ono Of These Is
Quoted.

There are some proverbs that arc
used only to bolster unworthy thoughts
or words or actions. Here is one OF
them: Charity begins at home. OF
course it does, but no one says that
to himself, or says 1t out loud. who
does not wish to excuse some mean
and parsimonSous action, the Chris,
tian Endeavor World states. Every
really generous man VIII of course be
gin his charities at home; but he will
never think of mentioning the fact as
n reason for not giving and doing all
that he can for people and causes out
side his home.
Business Is business. To be sure 1t
rs. but no ono deems It necessary tc
state that fact unless he is doing or
intends to do some hard, cold and un
feeling thing. When cruel landlord
intends to turn a widow and her fam
lily into the street, he is very likely
to remark as he proceeds TO do II,
business is business" II promoter
seeks to work off some worthless
stocks on an unsuspecting victim. he
IS likely to remark that business Is
anu AAaI tftig SAit iAitbN
.ook out for himself II money
shark forecloses on n poor man who
cannot pay an exorbitant interest. he
is sure to tell you with much solem
nifty that, though IL IS hard, yet bust
pess is business
We must play the game. This
though sometimes used in good
sense. often means III business par
nnce that We must be as mean and
sharp and Enthusiastically as other bad
men. They are playing the game;
and. If we would not lose, we must
play 1t, too. They huve no conscience
in financial transactions; so we must
smother ours. They bow down to the
money god; SO must We or we shah
get left m the dollar race.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03
Not ForrcfuI Enough.

When couchcd in negative form re-
puests bring negative results. A young g
man said to a father: "I suppose you
will refuse If l ask f0s the hand of
your daughter Tho father replied.
Yes [ will refuse; but Ii you mad
put it the other way. that You we're
sound to have my daughter II you
had to kill ne first, you coaid have had
her. As it Is. yoq have defeated your
self at the start, and 1 do not want
3 son-fn-law of that type of mind. A
man who defeats himself on PROPOSE
tions at the start needs to be looked
after by someone else most Of the
time"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03
Jacks Cabin Notes.
Resu,ar Corres.oa.Ience.

Rev. E. II. Robinson held servic-
es here on Monday evening. He
cronght male quartet along, so
eScril'-nt music was enj lyeci.
A spur rs being put in at Almont,
to he used by the Doctor Mine.
Floyd Cnappell returned to .as
home Sunday, after am .4bseuts of
two months.
Miss Jessie Heuchemer visited in
this ncighburho,d Saturday.
Many of our people attended the
the Ball Game in Crested Britte
Sunday. They pienicked on this
side of sown before going in, and
all enjoyed good dinner. They
report fine game
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

The windows Of the Colorado Sup
ply Co, are certainly a tempting
sight 10 q hungry man. Tile beauti-
fully arranged display is the work OF
Mr. Wolfe. the manager Of the gru-
Gerry department. Nearly all the
bosiness firms have nicely decorated
places, the telephone office, u. J..
Gladstone and the G ity Drug Store
Icing especially tasty in design
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03
Notice for Publication

DEPARTMENT or THE INTERIOR
u $. LAND OFFICE at Mortrose. Colorado
June %, 1915.
Notice rs hereby given that Rosalie
a. keever, of Baldwin. Colorado who,
on March 18th. 1913. made Forest
Homestead entry, No, 0757a' for Sd Of
NE7 and NJ of SEt' Section 81. Town
ship u South, Range 81 West Sixth
Principal Meridian, has filed notice of
intention TO make Final Three Year
Homes tead hoof, to establish claim to
slre isyd sbove described, before Ernest
NJ. Nourse, u S. Commissioner, at
GunnEon. Colorado, on the ninth day of
august. 1918 Claimant names as wit
ncsscs: Charles F.. Kunzie. Luther
hChashih, Russell Shaw. and Frank
Ararne- all Of Baldwin, Colorado.
O. +. Skinner.
Register
-1azss V7h. lul-7. last pub. Aug. IA.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

Floyd Cbappell returned to Jacks
Cabin this week after being with the
surveying corps during their work
on the Crested Butte North Fork
road, the two ioontlrs past.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

S. e. Day made hurried trip to
his Galena Park claims early in the
week. Eobt- Simmons went over
with him and expects 10 do consid-
cradle work this summer. We will
haye something more to say about
these fine claims in tke near future.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

The road TO Marble over Elko
pass is open for wagons now and the
7oad is IN fairly good shape. and \
number from here are expecting
to attend the celebration next Mon
day.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03
I he Corona Standard
Folding Typewriter

Why pay one hundred dollars
Tor a typewriter when you can
buy a Corona Visible Writing
Folding Machine for fifty dollars
that viii do all kinds of work that
the hundred dollar typewriters
Will &c. The Corona only
weighs seven pounds and is put
up in a little folding sample case
that may be carried around with
a shoulder strap, Just like an
Eastman Kodak. Call and see
the CORONA at the
Robinson Store or the Postoffice.
S. c. ROBINSON, Agent,
crested Rutte. Colorado.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

For -he latest in fences inspect
RnlHrd Williams line OF fence
which ne built recently, all the
lines axe straight but those which
are curved.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

Dan Murphy of Denver came in
aud left 10. l.s Pear! Pass property
Thursday. Ee took supplies for the
xunlmer loaded on six pack horses,
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

Max Bazz las purchased the in
:tersst OF Jackson Mooney IN the finn
pf Mooney & Kerr, liyerymen, and
has assumed charge. Mr.. Mooney
will engage entirely in his tormer
trade as carpenter and contractor.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

Help the fire boys protect your
homes by buying ticket f,.r their
Janre Monday night.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

Dr.. John Chase came fYom Den
yer Thursday snd will assis. Dr.
Taylor, taking charge of Floresta,
chiefly,
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

Since assuming control of tire PILOT
VIC find OF the delinquent list a number
Of names. We would like to retain
4nch and every one of these and any
one knowing themselves SO indebted
will confer favor by sending the
amount ei.e TO S. c. Robinson OK to
J. L. WISE,
Lessee
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

Last Monday Marguerite Roberts
celebrated her eleventh birthday
by inviting het Sunday school class
to a party. They enjoyed games
and afterwards icc-cream and cake
and grape punch, were served.
Those present were: Annie Lee,
Gladys Fitzpatrick, Isabelle John
son, Ethel johnson, Irene Kerr,
Mildred Miller, Josephine Whulen,
ke2ia Jenkins, Gwendolin Jenkins,
Ruth Blakcmore, Lucille Roberts,
Violet Wise, Beth Wise and their
Sunday School teacher, Mrs. Mace.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03
Local News

BE sure and attend the Firemen' 8
Ball on Monday night, July 9TH.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03
Bank Statement
cs,tificnt. of Anthnrity 30.

Certificate of Authority No-2i
Report Of the condition of The Rsnf n
Crested Fsys4e. at Crseea Jt,tse. in the State of
Colorado, At the close OF .Aos'ness Iuns .23rd-
l0l5-
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

The dance Saturday night was
well attended and one of the pleas
antest affairs of this season.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

&. l.. RNes. Cashier.
lC.J DEL,
Attest G. l.. Ross, Direeto~s-
10. V BENSON
Subscribed and Sucra to before me this md
day of July. 1915
(seall W. SecTr HuMAsoN. Notary Public
My commission expires Oct 3, i9l5r
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

The Paonian mentions former
residents Of our town as follows:
Miss Nellie Bruce came hame Sat
urday eveningfrom Greedy where she
is specializing mt the state teachers
college in kindergarten work. On
Monday in company with Ncrna
Tunnel, she left for Gunnison to
attend the State Normal summer
session.
Grant Bruce departed Saturday
morning for Chicago, from which
city after short visit he will enter
the Culver military academy in
Indiana.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

Frank and Mrs. Mace rode to
Irwin Tuesday, and yepor, that
camp fIeurishing in It's usual way.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1915-07-03

laEs Th- Jul 2 Last pub, Aug, IA.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-11-25

Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Smalley
of the Dircksen Ranch, Wednesday,
November "a, a son; to Mr.. and Mrs.
S. A. Watson, of the Garden Tracts,
Thursday, November Is, son; to Mr..
and Mrs. E. Wells, of Finley, Wed
nesday, November II, daughter.
Married, on Saturday afternoon at
the Congregational parsonage by the
Rev. X. s. Tontz, Ira Treffrey, of
.Pasco and Agnes Peterson, of Pull
man. Mrs. d. L. Taylor and Mrs.
Tontz witnessed the ceremony. The
newly married couple expect to reside
in Pasco.
The next regular meeting Of the
Kennewick Fire Department will be
held Friday evening, December 3rd.
The attendance at the recent meet
ings has not been very satisfactory
and President Chas. Haas announces
that hereafter the rule governing fines
will be lived up to.
Every once in while someone calls
our attention to the fact that this
war is the beginning of the end of
this old world. We can't worry about
that. We didn't start the war-ney-
Their can we prevent the end of the
world. Why should we worry?
With all the places in town to get
a turkey on a rattle of some sort or
as a prize in some game or other
it's a poor player or bum sport that
can't get one for the big dinners ex-
pected at this time of the year. Cob.
blers are offered on a dozen punch
boards, pool games, bowling games
and rifle ranges. After spending two
or three times the original price of
turkey in taking chances, you may
be able to get one for dime a
heap of fun and fine business for the
fellers that are doing the rafting.
Mrs. Lena Hauser, d. d. G. c., Of
the Pythian Sisters, of North Yakima,
spent last Thursday and Friday in the
city. While here Mrs. Hauser in
spected Temple No. 60, and expressed
herself well pleased with conditions.
On Thursday evening she was the
guest of the Temple at a regular meet
ing when Mr.. and Mrs. Glen Cath
cart, Mrs. VIM. Gleichman and Geo.
,Tweedt were initiated into the mys-
teries of the order. At the close Of
the meeting a pleasant social hour
was spent. Mr.. VanNorsdall and Mrs
Geo. Tweedt gave several beautiful
piano and violin selections.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-11-25

Mr.. and Mrs. r. H. Briggs and
children went to Connell on Thurs
day morning to spend Thanksgiving
with Rev. and Mrs. Morrison, of that
place. Mrs. Morrison is Mr.. Briggs
sister. Master Richard and Miss
Margaret will stay there the remain
der of the week, but Mr.. and Mrs.
Briggs returned that evening.
Mr.. Boyd, who is Spokane resident
and Highlands enthusiast, was here
between trains looking over his ranch
property Tuesday. Earlier in the sea-
SON Mr.. Boyd expressed himself as
being more pleased with the Kenne.
wick country upon each visit and also
stated that he hoped to arrange to
build upon his tract during the winter
and with his family locate here per-
manently.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-11-25
E.A ST .KEN-NEwICK

Mrs. C. C. PEBBLES is on the sick
list this week.
Mrs. Emil Albrecht returned last
week from North Dakota.
Mrs. Frank Dern left Monday for
Olympia, for an extended visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Farthing have
moved onto the C. v. Delepine place.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. E. Huntington and
family spent Thanksgiving at the Jas.
Johnston home.
Is Mrs. Lloyd Haines has been called
to Seaview, Ore, on account OF the
illness Of her mother.
Walter Washburn gave dance last
Friday evening at his place. All pres
emit report a good time.
Mrs. Hubbard, ST., is seriously i'll at
the home of her daughter, Mrs. Frank
Harrie. Little Evelyne is recovering
from her illness.
Mrs. Thomas Marriott's daughter,
and two children, of Colfax, who have
been visiting here for the last two
weeks, returned home Tuesday.
Mrs. w. II. Allison was Spokane
visitor from Friday until Monday.
Mr.. Allison's mother returned with
her to make an extended visit here.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. J. Breithaupt and
family are moving to Weiser, Idaho.
Mr.. Breithaupt left Wednesday with
the car and the family will follow in
a few days.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1915-11-25
A month till Christmas.

A month till Christmas. ~
They're thinking of skating already
"back east"
Can you. imagine a softer snap thar
owning the only ice business in town
in summer-and then playing the S.
coal game all winter?
Miss Callie Ramsdell, of California
and Miss Lloy Ramsdell, of Walls
Walla, are guests at the home of their
counsins, Mr.. and Mrs. F. L. Watson
in the Garden Tracts.
]. j. Long, Of Naches, spent the
weekend at the home of Mayor Rich
ardson, and returned home with Mrs.
Long, who has been visiting friends
here for the past week.
Miss Margaret Millar, of Pasco, is
guest for Thanksgiving dinner at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. G. A. Stew
are today. Miss Millar is the primary
teacher in the Pasco schools.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. s. Plantz, Mr.. and
Mrs. F. D. Pike and Miss Pike were
among the guests at Thanksgiving
dinner party at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Geo. March Of Pasco today.
Misses Audry Graham, Ruth Hun
tington, Fern johnson and Gladys
Dague attended as delegates from the
older girls class of the Congregations
al church, at Sunday school conven-
ton held in Prosser last Friday.
Miss Mabel Howe came down from
Spirit Lake, Idaho, last Friday and is
a guest at the home of her grandpar-
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Howe. She
will remain until her grandfather,
who has been seriously i'll, is better.
The Needle Work club met Friday
afternoon with Mrs. w. r. Weisel at
her home on Washington street. De-
spite the rain good attendance was
reported. The club will. meet with
Mrs. J. M. Buckingham December 8:
2 - q (
Miss Lucy Richardson and T. B.
Hauschild left Wednesday morning
for Ritzville to attend the wedding Of
the latter's brother, J. Hauschild, to
Ritzville girl, which took place that
evening. They also spent Thanksgiv-
ing Day at the .Hauschild home.
=. q
Wonder what card game the gen.
eral public will run to this winter.
Pinochle was worn to a FRAGILE last
year; rummy, five hundred, funk, DOM
inc whist and pedro were worn out
the preceding winter. Bridge? oh
sure that and the good old army
game, drawing poker" and "seven
upwards" will slide along forever.
It'll have to be good game, now:
to take the place Of pinochle and solo.