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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-10-19
RECORDER WAKES sAT1R1cAL OVER HIS JOB


Times.)
AS every great national religion has had it's Ahman its
Satan Lo other unfortunate spirit whom is the
blame for all the evil that befa mankind every we'll
ganized university has it's recorder other similar official
against whom directed the of dssenent acad
eInic world.
This office well known in ancient times It existed
among the Hebrews for read that the reign of Solomon
Jehosopha the of Ahud recorder The Persians,
too familiar with it. 1t at the close of his freshman
year at Nashapur that Omar Khayyam penned the famous
quatrain:
"Woud but winged Angel ere too late
Arrest the yet unfolded Roll of Fate,
And make the stern Recorder otherwise
Enregster, quite obiterate!"
BY Shakespeares tme however, recorders to have
become quite indeed they evidently somewhat of
curiosity for find Hamlet eagerly exclaimng the
players:
go, the recorders Let me see one!"
All this is merely to show that the recordership we'll
established historical institution whose origin is the
dim msts of antiquity; ALSO to call attention to the fact
the first cons for the current year will be out Saturday
EASY ENOUGH FOR WOODROW
Mrs Gats first sweetheart turns up in the person of F.
/ j. Updike. merchant of Barboursville W. Va
BY his confession he carried her books to school,
toed her lunch basket and worspped at her shrine de-
voutly in the good old Wythevile days.
But there's nothing to worry about, Woodrow All you
have to do is to appoint him consul at Bagdad and write the
| sultan personal letter. That easy
Now what do you think of Judge Carroll Bond of Balti
moref Miss May Graden, Witness blew kiss at him and
put Jail for five days for contempt Drat the udges
What is it that they want bricks?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-10-19

the Commercial club rooms. Miss
Read, head OF the Annie Wright
music department, will sing sew
eral solos. Carl Pitzer, jr., flaut-
list, and Miss Pauline Andres,
pianist, will appear on the pro-
gram.
Mrs. George w. Cain, entertain
ed the members of the Aloha club
yesterday afternoon at her home,
624 No. l. st. Mrs. Josephine
Preston, state superintendent of
schools, gave an address, while
Mrs. Charles Hotchkiss sang sew
eral songs.
The Young Ladies' Sodality OF
Sacred Hearts church will give a
hard times" dance in Odd Fell
lows hall, East 25th and c sts.,
Thursday evening, Oct. 81.
The women of st. Andrews
church will hold a rummage sale
Friday and Saturday of this week
at No. 30th and Car SITS.
The Central w. G. II. U. will
hold rummage sale Friday and
Saturday at its hall, 1902 18th
street. There will be large stock
of home cooked foods. Any per-
son wanting to make donations,
call Main 4361 and the offerings
will be called for.
Mrs. George w. White of Lacey
left Oct. II for Stockton, Cal.
where she will meet Mr.. and Mrs.
George II. Kemper and motor TO
San Francisco.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-10-19
THE BUG THAT BIT BILL

Once there a nation which very rich and very
happy chiefly because off by itself far from other
nations
But there day when the other nations went to
fighting like lot of mad dogs
So, of course they had to buy things from the big
peaceful, happy nation.
And the peaceful nation said to itself: "Well ding it,
who tell what those madmen will do when lot Of them
have been killed off They will all be poor and mghtn
of them just make up their minds to stick gun at
head and collect from us!''
So it began to talk about getting ready for this kind of
roubebut there poster the land kind of bug
The bug had big mouth and leather lungs and google
eyes and peanut head If held the bug to the light
look at it, you could see the words "PEACE AT ANY
PRICE, stamped on it.
And this bug bit Bill Bryant
So Bill began to act like the bug for he had bugitis
But the people who true to the PRINCIPLES of
their nation, said:
"Well Bill, you go hang! We are not looking for
troube-but ALL OF THE REST OF THE WORLD IS and
we just simply MUST get into shape to keep trouble MAX
out!' 100
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-10-19

FOR best RESULTS TURN TO
THE CLASSIFIED PAGE--IT Is
PAGE SEVEN
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-10-19
EASY ENOUGH FOR WOODROW

Now what do you think of Judge Carroll Bond of Bat
moreF Miss May Graden, Witness blew kiss at him and
put in Jail for five days for contempt Drat the udges
What is it that they want, bricks?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-10-19

The Ladies' Musical club win
hold a musical this afternoon In
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
EYE WITNESS TO
ASSASSINATION
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
II. T Bancroft Tells Pupils at Cairo
High School Details of the
Murder by Booth,

The pepils Of the Cairo High
'chool were highly entertained yes
erday shortly after the opening of
he schools in the afternoon, BY a
forty minutes talk by DR.. T. Ban
'roft Or. Bancroft. who is - years
I'D, told the pupils the story OF the
assassination OF the martyred presi-
dent, Abraham Lincoln. He claimed
70 have been in the audience at
Ford's theater in Washington when
J.. Wilkes Booth, the actor, brother
t Edwin Booth, shot the president
nd told in an interesting manner
he details Of tho terrible affair
which were so well impressed on the
linds Of the pupils by his vivid por
rayal that they will hardly forget
his historic tragedy.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
DEATH Of FATHER
TWO CAIRO WOMEN
At MOUND CITY
Richard E. Cherry Passes Away az
Home Of His Daughter Mrs.
Joseph Slaughter

Richard II Cherry. 60 years old.
father OF Mrs. George Slaughter and
Mrs. Harris Colwel Of this city.
lied Yesterday morning at 9 O'Clock
1t the home Of his daughter, Mrs
Joseph Slaughter in Mound City
after an illness Of several months OF
tumor in the lett side of his BODY.
He was born in Warren county,
Ky He went from Ballard county,
Ky, to Mound City about q years
ago and was married to Miss Eliza
beth Reeves. May q, 1875. lie is
survived by seven children all OF
whom are grown. They are besides
those already mentioned. Thomas.
OF Champaign, H., Albert of Mem
pbis, Tenn, Charles, of Valley Re
ciuse, H., and Mrs. Crawford Irwin
Of Memphis
All of his children are now al
Mound City having arrived to attend
the funeral the arrangements for
which have not been completed.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
KING SAYS IS WORST
EARTHQUAKE DISASTER
IN HISTORY OF ITALY
Concluded from Page Three

spread over the country The auto.
mobile in which the Associated
Press correspondent was riding
was stopped every few mo
ments by persons who implored as.
sistancc and soon its contents had
been distributed among these. Then
there were pitiful lamentations
from the people, who asked to be
taken to who're it was possibl to be
cared for.
Some OF the survivors at Avez-
zano have not even yet sufficiently
recovered from the shock of their
experiences to tell connected story
of the visitation One who was
taken from q ruin said:
Il had a scnsation as though
someone was forcing me to dance.
Then | was thrown to the ground
and the roof and walls fell on my
head Even after 1 was half buried
The earth seemed to heave and grow
lot.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
DEATH Of HARRY
C.HUCHES OCCURS
FRIDAY MORNING
Was for Nearly Thirty Years Book
Ecerer AZ Alexander County
National Bank

Harry C. Hughes. 81 years old
for many years bookkeeper ar the
Alexander Comfy National bank
died in his apartments at the aoma
of Mrs. sicslelnsn. 4l4 Walnut
street early yesterday moEnine.
after an Illness of several months
of Rriahts disease.
Pc had been ailing for alo1t q
year and abont the first Of sepiem
Der he besame suddenly worse while
at work in the bank and was taken
to ST Naps GnGIamry for treat
mont lie remained there for three
weeks and then was removed @ his
apartments TIE resided for wears
at the re- idence of JUDGE A. Com
inas on Eiahth street
Mr. Hughes hal heen with the
Alexander oanty National BauE
since 1881 he came to Cairo when
quite a young man and was frs,
omnoved ~ book keprer for }lede,
Miller a eIcthlcr. whose store vas
in the building ei7 nhin street IT,
was later clerk in the First IA
tional EanG until That hank was alb
sor6ed 5y the Cjty National Rank
now the First papt Md Tr.st ~
III 1Sa0 ia "A y, Was IL rha internal
revenue oaire ,ben sif.atc1 ir the
apsrom aousa under the Cleveland
administration later no wen, te
Ashley wbaro Ne was amploysa by 1
. & rara IN his bsn, rba~a Pe- /
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
he THREATENED
10 SET FIRE:
TO FAYVILLE


Zen hoiaeaCergcr, a Zig German
whose home IS ia RcllesuIc, H..
vas brought to Cairo We terdar by
Deputy Sheriff Pen Johnston Of Fay
vile an rrad over 10 Chicl Dep
atty Leslie Finch at tho shorIHs Of
fec
kcrngnlcresr has Lcan IN Fayvillc
the past week and th5rcu.hly
ri=htared The people Of that place
by his threats to barn every house
IN it. 1t was soon learned thar he
was not mentally responsible ana
'eafirs that be might put into exc
m'iaa lis threats to burn the town
Ne was froeaht to Cairo and event
INTO the county Jail"
Beng a big powerful! man,
fnHa was used to get him into .he
lail, The officer who brought him
TO cairo asked him II he would like
10 take a look around the court
mouse. He said yes; and he was
escorted through the holding anl
"htn SHOWN the Jail, he was in
fited to step inside and sec the pris-
epers With hi became engaged in
'alkilg TO one Of The prisoners, the
cell door was shut and the deed was
dcne.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
ARBITRATION
RAILWAY WAGE
SCALE BEGUN
first Days Meeting to Consider
Western Railway Wages Held
IN Chicago Yesterday.

CHICAGO, Ill, Jan, The first
lay ot the arbitration Of tl,a western
aii~ay wage will be completed here
ext Monday, and testimony from
he enginenen will ibe completed
md James NJ Shanahan, attorney
or the railroad win outline the
ase from the viewpoint Of ,hs
Dads which are asked to pa an in
'reaced demand.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
KITTY LEAGUE
MEETING DATE
IS PASSED BY
Fans Are .Anxionsly Waiting Some
Decision on the Part Of the
Leag1e Stockholders.

Though this is the date selected
by President Frank f. Bassett a.
the one on which the Kitty League
magnates were to meet and decide
on program for 1915. local club
directors have received nc tjdin -
from Hopkinsvilie so it is presumed
that the meeting will be called for
later date.
1t was reported in Greensboro
that the meeting would be held in
HGpl;insyille while in other cities
Of the circuit 1t was reported that
the magnates would gather in
Cairo. III.
The fans are anriously awaiting
some decision on the part Of the
league directors.
The stockholders ct the Greater
Paducah Baseball ASSOCIATION will
elect directors on February H.
Paducah Sun of Jan. IS.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16

outside world. He succeeded in get
ting back into the town few mo-
ments after the first shock. He
found railroad employee and per-
suaded this man, with his help to
rig up telegraph instrument in
freight car and connect it with
wire that was still intact. On the
instrument the railroad man. who
is an operator, soon got Rome Then
was sent the first news of the dis
aster,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16

a priest was saying mass in a
church when he felt the first shock.
lie rushed under an arch Of the
building and this saved his life. His
acolytes were killed.
It is reported that the statue OF
the Virgin, 40 feet high, which
stood on the shore OF Lake Fucino,
has been thrown into the water.
A wa8oner's apprentice, boy Of
u years, was the first person to
give the news Of Ayezzano 10 the
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
Tonic In Scent OF Lavender.

IL you are martyr TO neuralgia or
headaches you may envy the people
Who prepare lavender for sale. Layen.
Ger indeed, Ia an excellent tonic for
anyone who Is run down. Doctors fire..
quently recommend people suffering
from nervous breakdown TO get a job
at gathering or di2tilling this fragrana
plant.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16

We have just received two cars
Of the celebrated Sunshine Naval
Oranges direct from Redlands hest
groves. ASK your grocer :or Sun
shine and ycu will be eating real
oranges Remember the name "Snn-
shine" the place Cotter Bros. co
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
Only Empty Thtnaa FIoaa.

Kept my head when fell into the
water, observed the young man.
How fortunate" replied the caustio
maid 1t must have helped you 80
nicely TO float"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
Daily ThnnrI1f

Prejudlces are most difficult to erac.
icate from the heart whose soil has
never been loosened or fortified by
education. They grow there firm as
"eeds among stones. Charlotte
3ronta.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
THE MCCARTHY COAL co

will deliver for cash with order.
the best Carteryille nut and Iump
coal, all next week for $3.50 per
ton. Iii Ct
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
In Thousands
r Of Homes

early and certain relief is found
for the ailments to which all are
subject ailments due to defective
or irregular action of the stomach
liver, kidneys or bowels-in the
most famous family remedy,
the world has ever known
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
BEEf gH34fS

are justly famous because they have
proved TO he SO reliable as correctives
or preventives of the sufferings, dull
feelings and dangerdue to indigestion
or biliousness. If you will try them
to cleanse your system, purify your
blood, tone your stomach, stimulate
your liver and regulate your
bowels, you viii know why so
many rely on Beecham's Pills to
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
LOCAL FORECAST.

Cairo and vicinity; Partly cloudy
Saturday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
NEWSOF THE RIVERS

Stage Of river 25.t feet, a rise OF
l.3 during the preceding "A hours.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1915-01-16
River forecast.

During The neXt two days The
Mississippi above Cairo will change
but little: the Tennessee, Will be
gin to fall, rises will continue else
where.
r T. LINDLEY.
Local Forecaster.
The Keota news., 1915-02-05
GRAZING OF LIVE STOCK
SECRETARY tNcREAsEo ALtoT.
MEkT ON FOREST RANGES.
Authorization Secured to Craze $40,
900 Cattle and Horses and 027,
Sheep and Goats in 1915.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Denver-Announcem is made by
the Denver office Of the forest service
OF the number Of live stock authorized
by the secretary OF agriculture for
grazing upon the forest ranges within
the state during the season OF 1915.
According to the announcement. autho-
rization has been secured to Craze
37O.9OO cattle and horses and 27,3oO
sheep and goats. This is an increase
over last years allotment Of approx
mately $4,000 cattle and horses and
10000 sheep and goats.
The increased authorization Is due
for the most part, 1t Is said, to the
opening Of new and hitherto unutilized
ranges which have been made avail
able through trail construction. water
developments and other improve
ments. and also to the increased carry
ing capacity of the ranges brought
about by improved methods of hand
ling stock.
During the 1914 grazing season
more than q million head OF live stock
secured forage within the forest
ranges of the state. under permits Is
sued to $500 stock owners. 1t Is esti-
mated by forestry officials that only IS
per cent Of the carrying capacity OF
the range 10 fully utilized and that
range is available for an additional
100000 head Of stock.
The Keota news., 1915-02-05
''CASCARETS' ACT
ON LIVER; BOWELS
No sick headache, bi|iousness,
bad taste or constipation
by morning.
Get q 10-cent box.

Get q lucent OOX.
Are you keeping your bowels. liver.
and stomach clean. pure and fresh
with Cascarets, or merely forcing q
passAgeway every few days with
Salts, Cathartic Pills. Castor OH or
Purgative Waters?
Stop having a bowel wash-day. Let
Cascarets thoroughly cleanse and reg
ulate the stomach. remove the sour
and fermenting food and foul gases.
take the excess bile from the liver
and carry out OF the system all the
constipated waste matter and poisons
in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will make you
feel great by morning They work
while you sleep-never grippe. sicken
or cause any Inconvenience. and cost
only 10 cents . box from your store.
Millions Of men and women take .
Cascaret now and then and never
have Headache, Biliousness. Coated
Tongue, Indigestion. Sour Stomach or
Constipation. Adv.
The Keota news., 1915-02-05
~can~ Arrest Ny Son." says Mother

"cant Arrest Ny Son." Says Mother.
Golden.-"You may kill me, but you
can't take my boy to JAIL" said Mrs.
Robert Spears Of Golden when Deputy
Sheriff o. L. Dennis went to her home
to arrest her son. Franb Spears. want
ed by Clear Creek county authorities.
Mrs. Spears, who IN nearly 80 years
old. according to Dennis, had revol-
yer and was determined that the Of
ficer should not enter her home. After
considerable argument. Dennis sue
ceeded In gaining entrance to the
home and. after disarming the woman.
arrested her son and took him to
Georgetown. Spears was sent to the
penitentiary from here several years
ago for burglary. Soon after his re-
lease he came back here. then went
to Clear Creek county, where he was
arrested ON . statutory charge.
The Keota news., 1915-02-05
GIRLS! GIRLS! TRY IT,
BEAuT|fY YOUR HAIR
Make II Thick, Glossy, Wavy, Iuxur.
liant and Remove oandrufs-Reai
Surprise for You.

Your hair becomes light. wavy. duf.
fy, abundant and appears as soft. lus-
trous and beautiful as young girls
after a "Danderine hair cleanse" Just
try this-moisten a cloth with q little
Danderine and carefully draw 1t
through your hair. taking one small
strand at a time. This will cleanse
the hair of dust, dirt and excessive oil
and In just few moments you have
doubled the beauty of your hair.
Besides beautifying the hair At once,
Danderine dissolves every particle Of
dandruff: cleanses, purifies and invig-
crates the scalp. forever stopping itch
ing and falling hair.
But what will please you most will
be after q few weeks use when you
will actually see new hair-dne and
downy at nrst-yes-but really new
hair-growing all over the scalp. II
you care for pretty. soft hair and lots
of 1t, surely get Is cent bottle Of
Knowlton's Danderine from any store
and just try it. Adv.
The Keota news., 1915-02-05
Wealthy R.nchsr knls Sell.

Georgetown. Colo.-"Here's my will.
Just made 1t out, and / want you to
take good care Of It,. I'm getting old
and something is liable to happen any
minute"
This was the brief explanation given
by Ralph Salmon. 81. wealthy rancher
and miner of Georgetown. for handing
over q document to large property
holdings to A. 8. Sunstrom. a mer-
chant Of Georgetown. He then left
the store, smiling.
Two minutes later shot was heard
and employees Of Sunstrom rushed into
the hack yard to find Salmon dead.
He had shot himself through the heart.
The Keota news., 1915-02-05
When Your Eyes Need Care

Use Murine Eye Medicine. No OSmarting-Feeis
Ftne-Acss Quickly. Try ~ for Red, Weak.
com pounded by our Oculists-not . "Pasent
Medicine"-bui used In successful 2hysici.na
Practice for many yeaFs. Now dedicated TO
the public aud sold BY Druggists At Sc Per
Bottle. Murine Eye sslve In Aseptlc Tubes.
&c and soc. Write for Book Of the Eye Free.
Murine Eye Remedy Company. chicago. Adv
The Keota news., 1915-02-05
Proverb Didn't Apply.

Mrs. Brown was In the kitchen ship
ing Nora. the cook. prepare supper.
It's an old saying" she remarked
to Nora, that too many cooks spoil
the broth What do you think?"
Sure. num-" she replied. there's
nothing to worry about. There's only
one cook here"-National Monthly.
The Keota news., 1915-02-05
COLORADO NEWS
GATHERED FROM
All Parts of the State

Candy Company in Denver was de-
stroyed by fire.
The annual banquet and dinner
dance OF the Kansas Club OF Colorado
was held in Denver
An increase of $12.224.lo0 in the
value OF Colorado's live stock industry
in the last year is reported by the De-
partment OF Agriculture.
The Colorado branch Of the Commit
tee OF Mercy. new organization
formed to do work among the needy,
was organized in Denver.
Governor Carlson, who was confined
to his bed suffering from Ia grippe,
which was brought on by overwork,
was reported to be much better.
Mrs. Tennessee Mayfield Biies OF
! Creede. wife OF former State Repre-
sentative John A. Biles. dropped dead
Of heart disease in front of the Shirley
hotel in Denver.
Through the efforts of A. ]. Halter
o. Denver and Frank Burt. a member
OF the Panama-Pacific Exposition Com
be held on Aug. /.
An examination is to be held by the
State Civil Service Commission OF
those employees OF the Legislature foI
whose positions the commission now
has no eligible list.
Delegates from De.ver and Pueblo
attended a meeting of the all-Colora'
do committee at Colorado Springs. ant
plans were furthered for the upbuild
ing OF the state.
Almost 100000 was represented
In business transacted In the Denver
stockyards during horse show week
according to figures compiled by the
Stockyards bank.
Arguments in behalf Of w. L. Ryan
OF Fort Collins. who is under sentence
Of death for killing Attorney Newton
Crosse last Aug. IA. were filed with the
State Supreme Court
The reelection of Thomas B. Stearni
az president of the Denver Chamber
OF Commerce was the unanimous
choice OF the Organizations newly
elected directors at their first official
meeting.
The educational council of the
State Teachers Association is propos
ing a new law through which It IL
hoped will be given to the children OF
the rural district an efficient system
| Of schools.
By agreement Of attorneys on both
sides. District Judge Butler OF Denver
continued the hearing of the legal pro
ceedings involving the estate OF the
late William Barth. mulu-millionaire
until Feb. 18.
One hundred stockmen. bankers.
commission men and business leaders
OF Denver attended banquet given in
honor Of George w. Ballantine. retir
ing president Of the Denver Union
Stockyards Company.
A friend of the first John Jacob
Astor, three-Quarters of century ago.
Eugene X. Lavalle, nearly SO. died
from over-exertion in st. Anthony's
hospital in Denver. Lavalle was also
acquainted with Brigham Young. whom
he met while prospecting in Utah fifty
years ago.
William Won Richie. alias Wallace,
and his wife, Lucy. who were arrested
as alleged counterfeiters. were ar
raigned before United States Commits
sioner Wilbur F. Stone in Denver and
waived preliminary examination. Both
were remanded to the county jail un-
der $4,000 bonds.
Ivy L. Lee. press representative OF
l
The Keota news., 1915-02-05
Made a Poor Choice.

Heck-In what state were you mar
ried?
Peck-In q state OF mental irrespon-
sibility.
The Keota news., 1915-02-05

Some persons are misunderstood
because they do not know their own
minds.
The Keota news., 1915-02-05

Brick Yard Managers Hand Cut of.
tPueblo.-J. C.. Welte. general man.
ager Of the Summit Pressed Brick and
Tile Company. suffered the loss Of his
right hand when 1t became caught in
the machinery Of the brick plant.
The Keota news., 1915-02-05
Autos Garry Mails to Cripple Creek.

Autos Garry Mails to Cripple Creek.
Cripple Creek.-The first morning
mail from Colorado Springs and val
ley points received here in week
came by auto service established over
Ute pass. The service will continue
until tho Short Line can repair tun-
mel No. 6. near st. Peters Dome. The
tunnel IL caved for 100 feet and its
timbers arc destroyed as the result of
q recent fire. Noon mails are brought
in over the old Midland Terminal
tracks.