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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-25

1ux ~ awuv idsA that II tie Aggies
tnGV cn4t enpoct anybody this
TIL M E u ny 1avos remainder Of the schedule
311 IN ekom GDlyk - WOLVERINES can't 70 realize
1~m Uyoat - Cognaars trained
thu. r
N1y0 tpo1 ehanco syTncuse Pennay.
epag and Aas eset tsam. but The failure
nGatnGs saturday Nethodists
Ard. While ths Penny g1ddsEs pulled strong in
N YH Saturday, hey mot the ouakers Of old this
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1915-10-25

- - gnoa Qunxtogaa0k Naulbstsch ID Sun there
ye 0v1denee g hedng strong running mate Rehor play
3 o06inst r. y. g. ara did Nllard Cochran Watson
10y tcothau ret back the
4 18 Awvard - standStn last he great
q o. Hal Break Flnished Michigan
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

RE. .'I.d think you'd be eaten up with
Bobbie. gazing after the moth. drop
ped the case which fell with a crash.
STORED say 70 th Sist 100 bad LSwrenss
shouldn't have let him have IT,"
He didn't mean 20 drop Il did you.
PET OF course he didn't Let me see 81.
On. that can be easily mended."
Without a word Helen took the brok
en- case and replaced II on the mantel
Bobbie now wriggled down from his
turned to the cottage Helen moved back
her face IN the shadow.
Well then. ! shall see Bixby and
close II tomorrow -
when half an hour later they rose 10
70 LOT 90 you want 70 run down
We may as well take look at IL
temporized Warren. Helen and can 10
down tomorrow and let you know Thurs
'-ThAtn be soon enough. Bobbie, Come
son-time 10 go home"
Boobie came running in from the d.
rectlon OF the bathroom. with a mis-
chieyous Erin on his impish little face
While they waited for the elevator
on the bell Then came the furry of
good nights. in which no one seemed 10
notice Helen's icy aloofness.
quiet apartment 1hore was the distinct
sound or running water
Hello. what's that" demanded War
Helen darted 10 the bathroom with
chill misgivings. Throwing open the
door. she fell back with a cry. The place
was ruled with steam. and the floor
flooded from the over trimming tub
With an oath. Warren rushed In and
turned of the hot water. Tufts Of gray
FUR floated In the tub. and Pussy Purr-
New crouched terrified on the window
sill Bobbie had evidently tried TO give
Get the soiled towels from the
clothes hamper-quick' cried Helen.
who with her skirt tucked between her
knees. was frsnticallv moping up the
floor with the bath mat
The walls we're rocking. and the air
stirling with the heat and steam They
were still soaking up the water when
~ was Mr. Bennett from the arsrt-
nent below. The water was coming
shrouFh tnelr ceiling Warren stem.
the accident. and sid he would see fbe
supe rintendent tomorrow
when az laFt all the water was mon
ped up. and the towels wrunE out fhev
went Into the front room 20 rest and
That devitish youneateru' u,utto-ad
Warren. a. be- flung himself into n ghafr
BY the window and wiped his crimson.
persIirinE face. I'D like 60 wiring biz
Helen looked down o. her dainty
gown. nov limp and wet around the
bottom. The she glanced az the broken
crumbs. ana A. Pussy purr Mew In.
happily Kicking her rumpled fur
~ a rule. Helen was too direct 90 Do
arffui or subtle. but now after a mo-.
mcnta silence she asked in voice aus-
ui-tousiv Qutet.
Dear. ~ we're 20 see that cottage To-.
morrow afterno0n-wha time will we
leave herrT
Cottage reared warren - month
with that YOUNG imn7 Not u o know it'
80 Whaie him within an inch OF bic
tffsr"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

/ ticket for the whole month for 80 No.
dearie. the cat won't eat crackers"
Whist DID you say about the maid:''
prompted Warren.
There's woman down there who
does thu cleaning FOR twenty cents an
/ hour The lauudry-leave her alone
dearie. she might scratch you. There.
SRed c zen you Sgre a, as Bo66ls set up
cat TSP
Naturally. when he pulls her tail. {"
with frigid animosity
Look at the pretty birdsg" soothed
Carrie. a. the angry sobs subsided
Yes. hats stork" tracing a flock
across the japanese fan Helen had given
: her' kemcmber mamma showed you
Well what about the laundry IN
Z tefuptcd warren impaticntly.
on. yes. she'll take 81 home FOR nifty
, Sen,s aoIen--cv erything but shirt
waists Now it's Just possible that W..
could Keep the cottage until the middle
OF september. We might arrange"
on. Z guess monthil b. enough 90
~ et'e ere, warren. glancing at Robbie.
4 tho back Of the chair.
Helen had hardly spoken. she had
Erimly RETAINED both from Correcting
Robbie or from making any comment
Want drink'- demanded Bobbi.
! helFn rose and took him out 10 the
hlllhfus she was getting the bottle Of
/ spflnE water from The ice box when Car
. was Foing 90 bring in some" stifnv
know ing that Carrie merely wanted an
excuse for seeing the kitchen.
I Fortunately everything was strsfrbf.
7 The tea towels washed and hung neatly
on The line Anna had finished ahd gone
into her room.
/ What docs she use for the ranre,.
| .arrie.a Keen glance had discovered
Anua.f one weakneHs-a not over-riean
/ stove. Sumg kerosene ou p stiff brueh
I would take orr all that black around the
Yes. I've heard Of that" flushed Hell
/ ens closing the ice box
Aunt Neleu. whafe iu the little bu-
I fe1ur bohnie pointed upward.
I That's spice cabinet showfnr
/ him one 81 lhe uny drawers. into which
pc plunEed Dc chubby nst and drew BE-
COB. thars my papa o. the he'll rare
I hat nl phla. md rushing fo the
apor he fsll spraWlinE over The rug and
Peace was nnally restored with Bob.
/ bic on Dis fathers knee rriruiur =
Z bright new u,ckle. munchinE spice and
"Did YOU brinE that time tabis7. ssr
I "a carrie Warren wants to know about
A. Lawrence took out the DINA foi5.r
| Robbie ciufched it. and protested vacif.
I eruuaiF when DO was taken from him
! Tome over fu mamma. Pet Look
Z from the maut-i an old ivory card case
] that Helen treasured
con carrie don give him Thar Wait.
I sli. 800 I,iri Il -. u,.t.t... .-t..,..,,.-
40 HltHI tI.e case
neis6 I'D bacs sharp rstott and
I ~. 20 per .eif .1 ipok on. urUroteFfinE
I DE- bs1 brorrhi from LONDON
fN.ff MOTH hlz one WHY
. Don 500 have .creenar' rritiri1ed car.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

ssTiss now being written BY MABEL Ur-
Its cinch. { tell you, \ furnished
cottage at that rate-tor the month OF
" We could take tt alone faitered
Helen. But. dear. with Carrie ana the
children"
"Eh? Why not with Carrie and the
children: we'd have a Jolly good time.
Thcy. re coming around after dinner 10
talk II over. Why the deuce don't she
shaker against the table
"Irs the damp. weathcr--try this one.
er could get along, Why she'd want to
run the whole"
wow. see here we're not going 10
chuck chance like this because you're
80 blamed difficult Anybody can get
along with carrie easiest person In the
world 20 get along with"
When Warren Landed his sister. Helen
always took refuge tu silence. And now
che listened without comment while he
eNpatiated on their luck IN getting a
cottage at the shore for the hottest
month of the year
They had just Left the table when Car
RE and little Bobbie arrived. Lawrence
MY Isn't q ho,g'. Carrie sank into
felt b. more today than any time this
Yes. ne very close" admitted Helen
Swing her fan. Here. Bohhic. here :
= nice little stool FOR YOU"
Dlsdaiuing The ~tooi Robbie auuirusa
ur on the couch with his dusty shoes
We'll has Warren told YOU about the
CottarcF asked carrie criaply
Yes. be- spoke ~ o. 90 dinner"
'ifa one ~ the best cottages down
there only Eve minutes from the sta
ton. No~no. Robbie. mustn't do that
e. hobhic tested the couch springs hy
bouncing ip and down. Come over here
'Iercs nice picture book" coaxed
t-ien tasilF = fashion magazine from
lne ianle on. mo. you mustn't chase
"How many roomsf- demanded War
f'ni ' Clipping ,5' . end q he eigag
~ account - the children. Hut YOU and
ltelen VII love the uretafra-t there's "a
tiF aietrIuF porch NO-uo pet lust
look 81 Tie booE. Don't tear out the pic
Here ono be- can tear up Helen
cot an older number "Oh. here's y real
rui-out picture turning % the chill
drena paFe a dolly and her drera o.
~ she showed BIN how 10 cut alosz
Don't IKE dolies" Then win O.
Tim rfraid we're auf III roosf,- -
smiled Helen. but we've come nice
sweet crrckere Geo out aud aak Anns to
FlVf yur one"
There's small h0fei rIrhf n..r
shoe cf~ry body TED o. their m.aIe only
~ View ENGLAND woman. They cas-
az foods ven good.-
How about traluaF Warren rror 81
his hand O. nEhf hie CHAR.
Lawrence o. goinr % fake fnc s.fs.
but thrfe'e on earier one FL f10 No
on M floor YOU zen set commuters
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28
SIDE TALKS
(5y Ruth cameron.)
The Left-Outs

There are some folks who are always
6sinE invited ON little pleasure trips
or one sort or another. house parties.
whatever diversion the tastes OF their
social group dictates.
There are other people who are sell
uom invited 10 share their friends pleas
ures. They seem fated 10 be left out
quite frequently the second class re-
sfn!s this isolation and points bitterly
continually invited and we only Included
now and then on sufferance7 they ask
Diving To Those who Have.
Nov sometimes this state o. affairs
lhoughtles-ne-s 81 the people who hs We,
Ihey prefer 10 give TO those from whom
lhey may receive again. TO those to
whom u IL easiest to give to those who
also have. on the occasion Of a certain
big celebration when almost everyone
W., Wa eager 20 reach = rather inaccessible
point Of interest. heard a woman say.
No. We didn't take out our car al "a
The Craddocks wanted 10 20 so IN
theirs. you know. VIC took them the
ishness OF IT,
Bu there are other occasions when
the people themselves are al least part
~ 20 blame Tor their isolation. namely
when they are Of the type who never
seem 20 have good time.
People who Don't Havs a GOOD Time
You take one Of these people on an
auto ride. you seek TO honor her by piac-
ing her on the front seat She seems un-
easy and you ind that she prefers 20 sit
IN back. IL b. necessary To- PASS through
a rather unpleasant district on your
way 90 the prettiest road you know She
does not fail 90 say how unfortunate o.
j. that The city should permit such a
There t. a light wind. she remarks
with deprecating laugh thet " Il un-
fortunate for the autom0bilist that we
have so much wind. because BE- ls never
so pleasant Co ride IN a wind
The road f. being repaired boz one or
TWO places They seem Go be always
nxinE these rosds." she SAYS.
She De- invariably cold or hot and
Afraid she WIN ne Late Home
DO she knows you well enough she
has tu get home st some set time. and
just o. sou are appruashiua the lowell
rst part ~ The drive. begins fu Eenteel-
y ldEet lest you VIII not get her home
or course none u her Criticisms are
NJ auNtlluC Tor which YOU are directly
t1Eu'ly uncomfor table. They seem r.
reflection upon what you are offering
Or you take h,r to play sas eor
pc used to br. regrets that the leading
ulau le NOT -lffirirutly attractive 90
love. or wishes tEey would not play
such woru-uut music between acts
~ course she always thanks you ar
ierv ards for hef good time but no ~.
make tou believe that she really had
one furfhermurr son are sure that
more depressine Than me rneast. 90,
ira1 state ~ mind in witch This tfue m
rnrsnu always seems fo ha
dItF bourd ,o1 r-r tahe tbs e-.tilsi
fulIla. but when EOu are ont Tor = ra1.I
tims YOU AZ the folks tbat have GOOD
Zines to have one With you and to help
RUTH CAMERON.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

peculiar feature % Borneo is that
% l. practically en- immense game pre.
serve The ~hite inhabitants are gov.
eminent officials planters and bust.
ness men. and have neither time nor
inclination 20 do any hunting The 70.
SUIT is that The game with which tho
country abounds o. rarely disturbed
Elephants and rhinoceroses are 10
plentiful that they are q nuisance 10
rubber and cOcoanut estates By de-.
siroying young trees
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28
To Look and Feel
Bright in Hot Weather

InIH le The season when she who
would have lIlN white runlUfr.fo
.hnNIn fHrn her thoughts 90 uerrnffrsl
va. the lrW friend - the summer rfrf
.NlNnH ~ fIfrr tnaliN overcome the
nIrf Inr waN literally aheorna me
score bed lieCulufed freckIed. sifherrf
~ ,efrsened rut.cie hr.nuilg forth i
HfHuffIH Dr. also uuUiuga the pores
removing hlackheada ard IncreasiuE M
SKINS NrfaIaiua rauHCifF. An ounce ~
fnefculitrd Wa. uhtaiuable ~ anf druf-
store aFrueu nightly like cold cream.
Htd Washed or mornings. viii gradually
80. ~ Al'l
want fo frsahsu I'D Tor the Afternoon or
evening hattie the face in lotion made
~ oissolfinE A. ounce u powdered ~ 50
gute ll haf rlnt Witch hazel You II
hnd this more refreshinE than On hours
rect III ie fue Tor Fnuoofhfnf out wrin.
kIcr even the deeper ones
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28
BAoLY INJURED

SPECIAL Dispatch fu the fnfeIIIssrlrr
STU BENNlLLE. Ohio. June 10 =
Harry Phillips o. an escape from Min
90 officers. who were bringing him 10
fail today. plunged from an electric
car and Jumped over nifty foot bank
sustaining fractured leg and frac.
furc on the head
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

Miss Gertrude Robinson. of Washing
TOO, Ia. the guest OF Miss EuXabe IN
Paxton. was complimented with dinner
party saturday evening At the Country
Club. Mr.. carl Schmidt being the host
10 Tow Of f!s friends "a this ideal re-
sort. Covers were laid for.
Misses
Gertrude Robinson. Virginia Mckee.
LNroth4 bloch. Elizabeth Paxton.
Msssrs.
III Frsnzhcim. r.. J. stone
Carl schmidt. HarNey Pollock
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28


linen with small Wreaths and sprays oi
embroidery The wreath Is composed
81 series Of Stems with clusters Of
dots forming a design. The stems ar,
very pretty worked up iu French stern
ming which is really very easy to do
and viii look better done in this way
than with the plain outline stitches. s'
The French -temming gives the pattern
raised effect
The embroidery pattern illustrated
and described herein. together with
900 others covering al possible uses.
are included in the Innovation Em-
broidery Pattern OUTFIT now being
presented b. this newspaper. ss ex-
planned elsewhere in these columns
To raise figure IN a design for
French etcmminr cover the surface %
the figure with padding stitches inside
Of the stamped ouiiues with rows OF
chain sufcEct The dots arc in French
knots and everyone knows how lovely
d this work 70 must be- borne in mind
that che knots should be- uniform. that
Is. given number q Wrapping must
be allowed for each imut Too much
Importance cannot b. placed on this
point. The top Of The shade has a
prety curved slallop which is dome in
the padded huftouhoir stitch The
lover edge is finished with Clunv lace
en- inch wide. or. 10 preferred. a heavy
six fringe II narrow. will greatly add
20 its originality and beauty.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

The marriage Of Miss Blanche \
ErnWLe. 81 this city. 20 Mr. Robert T.
Faria. - l.oraiu. ohio. was an event Of
Saturday afternoon. Rev. Thomas Grier
koontz. OF fhc second Presbyterian
church. soleuIniZen the marriage al 4
o'clock ~ the home Of the brides aunt
Miss Barbari, Browne. Of North Front
street After the first OF September the
young couple will reside at Isorain. Ohio
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

The members OF the Womsa's club
are keenly Interested In the bridEe-tea
Tor the chhdren's gardens which event
- announced for July ~. Mrs. "a. e..
Mhitaker and Mrs, g. ". simpson ha ye
complete charge Of the affair which Is
20 be held on the beautiful grounds OF
the Stratford Springs Hotct Tables
may be reserved botr Tor bridge and
needle work. This - the third affp ~
undertaken for benevolent purposes and
with the same splendid support will
prove a. great social ana financial sue
cess ss the two prev ioug.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

\ quiet Wedding of SATURDAY. Nas that
OF Miss Blanche Wagner aud Mr.. Charles
Art. vnich took place 81 the PARSONAGE
Of the First Christian church Saturday
evening. Rev. ". ~ Fields pastor or
the church. performed the ceremony AT .
o'clock Thc principals are both resi-
dents % Wheeling snd have many friends
who will be interested In the news OF
the wedding
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28
Dancing At countrr Chm.

The week socially. opens quite aus .. C.
iousIy with Miss Dorothy Bioch's dane
ing party this eVcuiuE at the Country
club. The invitation list includes the
members OF the younger set and IL ar
ranged - . pretty compliment to q num-
Der Of visitors In the city
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28
HELPrUL HINTS ron HOUSEWIVES
now 20 Can whole Tomatoes.

select fnedtum-sizer. smooth and per
fectly sound. ripe tomatoes. Put a few
Al a time iu a coiahdcr or wire basket
and plunge them into boiling water.
then remove the skins and hard stem
end and put carefully into vide mouthed
Jars. Dissolve two tables pOoufuls OF
salt In Two gallons OF boiling water. mi
the Jars 90 the very top. and stea fu
about fifteen minutes
rms stcaming NAV be done b. pue
ting the filled Jars into wash boiler
with not water covering about three
iourths OF the jar. or. better still. bv
seal.
These tomatoes may be eaten cold
with salt. pepper. sugar or mayonuaise
They are especially tempting each one
on lettuce leaf, topped with mavou-
naise and a slice Of hard-boiied egg
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28
PisAsAntly surprlasd.

Mrs. >. carrier. - North THIRD
street Martins Ferry. arranged "A YES,
delightful surprise Tor hef aunt. Mrs
John = Cochran, Saturday evening. Dur
lng the absence OF Mr. Cochran the
return she found ths happy gathering IN
possession. The hours wrre .nJoyably
spent IN conversation. With the serving
% course luncheon pleasire feat.l4e.
Mrs. cochran received number OF hand
some gifts among which was A luNurisnt
basket Tern the collective git OF her
guests
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

Another wedding OF saturday. Vas
thai % Miss sara NJ. Jacobs. whose mar
rage to Mr.. " Henderson, was so:-
emnized 1t the homo OF the bride on the
Island. by Rev. W. n. F1eids OF the First
Christitn church. Both young people
are well known End have many friends
10 shower them with congratulations
ana GOOD wishes.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

comm moratinE the twentieth ami
Lersary Of their marriage Mr. and Ms
y. Reed Mcknight entertained y lev. 81
thelr trends a. uiuuer Saturday cvarfnv
- Their home in Lfafhcrwood Lane a.
attractive ceutcrpisss Of roses and ferns
~ mime" ~" table. with covers laid nor
ihs following guests.
NJ and Mrs.. T. = Holloway
Mrs e. Burgess TayIsr
Mrs. fraairn Nave nethanv
Miss 1aneY Good.
Nr. Alex pdegraff
ST. George Bairo
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

Angora goats have been used With
profit 10 keep Ere lines clear OF in.
fammable vegetation in the national
forests % California
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

Lawn. percale. dimity. ginghsm
seersucker. chambrey. galatea, or
cashmere may be used Off this design
The waist is made with Gibson shouI
der plaits. and coat closing. The
sleeve is fnisher with band Gun
The Pattern Is cut in Six Sizes %
"a. 80. 80. 40 and AZ inches bust mea
sure. II requires 5 yards Of 44-inch
material for 36-inch size.
a pattern OF this illustration mailed
TO any address on receipt OF 1Oc IN
silver or stamps.
Address. Pattern Department, The
lntelligencer. 1902 Main street.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

In the United States there ere found
Ill species of snakes. of which only
T. are dangerous 20 man.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28
How to MAIZE HorSsradish Sauce.

Mix one Tablespoonful tarragon vine
Gar. two tablespoon fuis grated horse
fadish root one spoonruI EnRIizh
mustard. onc-haf teaspooufuI Of salt
ana = Few frrntns Or cayenne. then add
une-haf cupful heavy cream beaten un-
till stun aud three tableupoOufuls may
Onusisc dressing"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28
SOCIETY


Rev. W. ~ Field~ - ~. Ifrs. rsrl.
uan church united ia marriage Saturday
morning. Miss Emma ] Nsaner 10 fhis
cry ana Mr. William i.ln~Iy Gauu vi
SteuhenNille. ohio. Tho bridc BE- vel
AnoNn with many friends iu thiS 81,
Nhisf the Eroom D. employed at the Cav.
nerie Mills OF MinEo. Air aud Mr. Gum
iett immediately for an eastern triT
ana upon their return viii D.. 81 hoins
20 their friends on n rdock avenue
steubenNille. ohio
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

This series IL a continuation OF Their
Married LIE" produced by Mabel Hsr-
bert UrnSr for four years. The Married
exclusively I'm this paper, 10 the only
series now being written BY Mabel Ur-
ner.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

seN eral Young LANES composing a sew
ing club. enjoyed "A delightfully pIann.,
outing saturday. Leaving the CITY earl,
In automobiles for Washington IA an,
remaining the DAY.
The fpilowing were In Attendance.
Misses.
loretta Heiner. Ethel Perkins
Iauiine Mtler. GeOrEis He's
Evelyn Blum Maraar.f None
Jennie Moore. Emma GundiinE
" zdnrncs.
haIry t..ble HAIRY kirg. Jr.
hpocri MARSHALL Gcu. NanKirk
w ~. Mct lusk, ir. Mrs. HartseU
william Leach. VIII Travis
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1915-06-28

It's cinch. Z tell you, \ furnished
cottage at that rate-for the month OF
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-08-07

YOUR choice OF any Of our par
i asols, IN white embroidered
or colored sllkoline, linene or
colored silk ribbon effects; were
800, some better. at 4Sc.
RurgOss-Hash 0o.--AGain Floor.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-08-07
Mayor Waits for
Offer from Movies

Mayor Dahlman is being showered with
encomiums by Illuminating friends. who
regard him as the greatest Transmulean
jockey who ever drove a mule. The
mayors feat at the speedway is bringing
him fame and fortune He expects an Of
fer to become movie actor.
IT'S all understanding the nature Of
the mule. The mule has been much
maligned animal, unjustly So" declared
the mayor to group of friends.
mo animal is more susceptible to kind
treatment and no animal will be quicker
to resent an affront," he added.
The mayor declares the mule has been
misunderstood.
stubborn as a mule" is wrong, &C
cording to the mayor. who explains the
mule is not stubborn. but merely has the
courage of it's convictions.
He AYERS the mule knows It's own gait
and does not attempt to exceed the speed
limit. 1t does not believe in working
until its nature has been exhausted, nor
will It suppinely submit to scurrilous at
tacks.
MANS most faithful friend in the anil
NAL Kingdom" says the mayor.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-08-07
McVann to Spend
His Vacation at
Work on Briefs

For men may fish and men may
swim, but Mcvann writes briefs for
ever"
e. ]. McPann. manager of the traffic
bureau Of tho Commercial club. rolled
down the top of his desk at noon and re-
marked: You now have the imitation
of man closing his desk for a vaca-
ton"
Where tor he was asked.
''Glenwood Springs. Colo, until some
time In September. Going to take the
family with me. and we will be on our
way this afternoon"
Good. You will do lots of fishing.
supposef"
mo. I'm not fisherman" replied the
man whose head is a beehive of rate
schedules.
do you swim or play golf out there?"
NO"
Then what is your particular vacation
stuntr'
The rate man carved a big cube out
Of the atmosphere with his hands.
There, I'm taking a stack of papers
with me. that high" he said. and he
patted down the imaginary atmospheric
sube. I'm going to write my brief in
The Nebraska rate case. Won't that be
\ nice out there in the cool mountains
with no one to bother me?"