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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

Husria would right the wrongs Of Mexico. and
tha, Bandit Villa vas second George de wash
destined 10 redeem bis country from oppression
and tyranny But they are beginning to realize
thaf a sow's ear will never make six purse.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

BE- Federation committee invcsiigai
ing municipal 0En.rship Hc Bob.
written several important articles on
lni0u. trusts mon0p0lies etc
Commander Ellsworth = ber'iH'i
chief of the S Revenue cutter
Service. ~ seal. ODD today
Ton William G prnau Dr. Con
gresham from Wmt Virginia Hno
married Sites lzeff1 jewell tH" ar.
tresr last December 30 years OIL
TO-DAY
Tho Archbishop 1i Canterbury -
year, OLD to-day
Levi Nit0n designer 70 Am r'ran
tatfl.sHIps. 60 year aI1 to-day
PROT paul % WroI.e, pi'ho.oF.ai
OF the University uI Cincinnati. BOD
years ODD TODAY
Walter Camp. authority Hr college
sports. lG years oil today
Llotd Ouournr fH' author fW
pr1ierr of Robert lnu stevenson.
o. yotr. ODD today
Or Robert smith Pres kausa.
Wesleyan University sears OLD
today
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

Only morning newspaper in the Amarillo
.an.r Covers he Panhandle Of Texas last.
\eu Ncuco Southern Colorado and Western
)tabama from twelve 20 twenty four hours .n
-varre of Denver Dallas Fort Worth Oklaho
.a ly. and other papers Carrying telegraphc
'.-uaf,hes
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

See ms. 800 grind lenses can dupll-
cate any lcu.e whether fitted by us
or not Ewes examined and glasses
made all the same day. L. y. Pitt
man 4U2 Polk So g7-f
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

The Daily News will be delivered by carrier
anywhere 900 Amarillo. or by mail outside Of the
.ty for 90 = year Or SOC a month. in advance
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07
METH0DISTs To
HOLD CONFERENCE
PROCLAIM or DISTRICT
CHURCH GATiiFRING. APRIL
1TH 10 nm.

Special 'a I.s H.
PLAlNvIEW Ia1 April o pre-.
rarlIons ar. being made 90 enter
alu large .. Of delegate ho
400 attend ODD. plaInsiea District
"rrfarsHr or f.. Methodist church
Ii.b HIN hcro tomorrow
f1rI lfr f .iend through Sun
Iaf Arrl ... about i41 ONT of
faFn PASTOR ..I iaymeu are expect
90 iI attend rome tbe prominent
mon of Tcu N.tholism Who have
HruIUed tH.r iouuon 40 be pre-
.nuf are Bishop D. D Nouzon and
W A" FtrrHf. or Dallas Dr e. "
U1n PRO .r 0f Southeastern
University p Wghtopor. Of Wealth
.rI1r. 2 o. Henson. o. Hereford
and 8 W UHl n V,ruou Tho FOL
lowing program laa boon arranged
Wcdncsd1r, Npril 9Th.
sU y 81 Opening Sermon
Ha Raves Ho.a 90 TuIia
Thursdl, iprii sth.
600 a 81 Sacrament Of ih'
Lords supper
Conference organization
Programme Sundn, school Work
Tl. PhIH..r District and the
Sunday school % O. Kiter Pre-
siding Elder
Scandinavian our Schools
Usu.rfs by -nr' 1r Pastor
Pastoral Problems Roy s ~
Uau chairman Board N W
Tcn Conference
Problems OF flo Superintendent
30 o. Dove. pi, Lubbock
Problems oI Doe Teacher" Mrs
Ous Trulove. pIa.u.icw
o.. 900 a 81 Address by Rev T.
g. Ughtovor Divisional Secretary
sunday school Work
u y " Devotional vs. vs.
Underwood. Pla'ryIov
Tho Graded u0ol Rev g. "
lla.I
Round Tab. Hcs Z D. Wrh-
tower
The Elementary Department
Mrs j a Sweeney Iocknoy
Round Table Rev 4 " Han
inc Junior department &c. j
lnrfan Lil'l'i'oIN
Round IahI' h''. r hish-
'oN"r
Ih' Nduli department w \.
h"Dins' Snpt f'oydada.
Round IanI' R'f y W lI1I
me lni'ti''l'''' ana SENIOR p'-
uafim"nts - b. s"'pa'oh' super
iN'endcnt Inllh
l''uhu lanl' ''' ]. T.. l'lsh-
tower
1850 ' " epe'i" MUSIC 7''h
"ar1 college
Ndar' SOS --h''. hlsh''"'f ah'
nan
tf'''">' Np'" WI
900 a NJ l'''"'''n'' N''. "
VI kipp"'
TOPICS '"' 'h' nay "''>'"o''
ipM"fu' league anu hu''h
tN'ens'"'''
y h'Ns'"n>'
NN""'hf ana l''lnt "'' "..'
Ih' Preacher w 'h'rf' N''.
y u'nn N''ad'r
'"' 'N"''F 0'''", "'' WIZ
.l'ns N'' {. Nill''i' I.'''l./o.
The Women ana Missions Mrs
|Im FlrN.n. DIST Se''y
Ih" b D. and Missions " ID
hoNd. 0ll'erion.
The La'mens Movement AS
Rallied i' Missions q. BASS.
loI'a
lI."' NJ sermon
-."' p VI p'No''oh'' -i'.'. '
" MINUS tloNu'da
~ tp""r'h League
Enrolment ot L''-n's anu tie
ports
christian Fellowship Nihohs voc
Younger People Geo Yates, lT's
League, hale center
Ihr Expression oi christian hN.
prr'"nr' 100 Prayers ana testimony
Rev Gabriel 5 Upton. Pres Seth
Ward League.
'Iho League and Evangelism
pr'illo D. coan. Pres Fla'n'i""
League
Charity and Social service
Miss koh.cca AusleN Ila'n'i"N.
Christian Stewardship On League
Work Geo Durham, Pres Iu'ia
League
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

Jock CurIcy seems 10 be one OF those fellows
who know when they are nigh, and then go ahead
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

Johnson found one steam roller he oouIdn
push. Or perhaps II was q water wagon
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

The Amarillo Daily News
offers to its advertising patrons
a paid circulation more than
double that Of any other Daily
paper published in Northwest
Texas.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07
Medical Directory

Members Of the Potter
County, Texas State and
American Medical Associs-
tons.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

Where 10 the fellow who predicted tha, th'
war could not Last longer than three month";
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

Drink to mc only with thine eyes. will be-
more than appropriate n English toasis hereafter.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

There was one redccming feature about th-
Battle Of Havana The censor didn't get - who,k
AZ the correspondents reports
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

DAILY NEWS COMPANY
Conner Szth and Tyler Street.
IVA. EFHONEs.
.. .-t|I Editorial Rooms-41l
e4saa
a.sa .. se-ord.e.s, matter At the post.
, ~ Amarillo Texas under the aot Of March
1870
Only morning newspaper in the Amarillo
.an.r Covers he Panhandle Of Texas Eas'.
Nru Ncg.ro Southern Colorado and Western
)lablma from twelve 20 twenty. four hours 10
evarre of Denver Dallas Fort Worth Oklaho.
30 Guy and other papers carrying telegraphic
patches
SUBSCRIPTION RATES:
The Daily News will be delivered by carrier
anywhere Boo Amarillo on by mail outside Of the
-'y FOR 5000 wear Or SOC month. IN advane,
jock CurIey seems 10 be one OF those fellows
who know when they are ngh, and then go ahead
Johnson found one steam roller he couIdnt
push Or perhaps d was "a water wagon
Where s the fellow who predicted ,ha, the
war could not last longer than three months
Drink to mc only with thine eyes will be-
more than appropriate IN English toasis hereafter
There was one rcdccmng feature abou, ib-
Battle Of Havana. The censor dldn', ge, whosk
at the correspondents reports.
The Ben Davis apple took first premium at
he Toledo. Ohio fruit show recently Getting
closer together every day Gentlemen
Heretofore Johnson money easily bad did
70 loud talking Last Monday B, made ,l' fare
.ell address Good bye Old Sport. Good bye
Il is supposed that Kitchener troopers are
.ov taking bath and changing shirts to get ready
'or The beginning OF The war on the first OF May
The erandsland play OF the captain Of the
..r, EIc Fuedrurh ought 10 prove his adapta
.. ta 'hc position OF advance man for circus
.... hs ship Is n,crned.
Now some people are suggesting Theodore
Burton as another presidential possibility The
Theodore OF hls name is enough to act as a hoo
doc from the very start
Immediately after Billy Sunday, departure
IA Philadelphia tha, c,ty was visited by nineteen
hes Of snow A fitting seal for Blllys work OF
.prnuol regeneration.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

The Ben DAVIS apple took first premium al
he Toledo Ohio fruit show recently Getting
loser together every day Gentlemen
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

Heretofore Johnson money. easily had. dc
r. loud talking Last Monday It made IT, fare
ell address Good bye. Old Sport Good bye
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

Immediately after Billy Sundays departure
m Philadelphia that city was visited by nineteen
hes Of snow A fitting seal for Billy work OF
rirual regeneration.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

/, is supposed that kichencr's troopers ar,
oy taking bath and changing shirts to get read,
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

Now some people are suggesting lheodou
Burton as another presidential possibility To.
Theodore OF hs name s enough to act as a hoo
doc from the very start
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1915-04-07

The erandsand play Of the captain Of III
.r, EJcI Fuedrurh ought 10 prove hs adapta
10 'he position OF advance man for orcu.
is ship Is inlcrned
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
From Quill to Steel.

Writing implements changed consid-
erably for the better during Sir Walter
Gilbey's long spell of life Though
quill pens are still in use" he remarks
in his "Recollections of Seventy
Years. q remember the time when
one seldom saw any other kind. Steel
pens in their early days were expen-
sive and i'll made, and few people used
them. The paper we had seventy
years ago may have been partly to
blame; it had neither the substance
nor the surface we take as a matter Of
course nowadays. 1 remember when
envelopes came into use, and what a
boon they were considered after the
old system of closing letters with
waters or wax. Before envelopes were
invented letters were always written
with an eye to the position OF the
wafer or seal, blank space being left
to correspond with the space where
this would be put on the outside, lest
the written portion should be torn in
opening"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
MiseaIeuIated the Strength.

Wild and woolly, his little eyes
glancing defantIy at the judge, whom
he had seen on many previous occa-
siOns, Bill Slogg stood in the dock.
He was quite a local celebrity was
Bill, and was famed for the firmness
he displayed in the management OF
the downtrOdden scrap of misery who
shared his name and fortunes. The
judge, however, was an unsympathetic
brute from Bills point of view. You
are a disgrace to humanity" he said
You are an incorrigible BLACKBOARD
and a menace to society. You stand
before me, charged with having half
killed your wife by breaking a chair
over her head, and" 1t we're an &C
cident, your Wusship," grunted the
surprised Bill. An accident, you bully
ing cur? Do you dare to stand there
and tell me that you can strike your
wife with such force as to break a
chair over her by accident?" Bill was
amazed at the odd bloke's' ignorance
''Yus," he grunted. Il never meant TO
break the chart"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
STOMACH MISERY
GAS, INDIGESTION
'EPape'S DiapepSin" fixes sick,
sour, gasSy StomachS in
five minutes.

Time it, In five minutes all stomach
distress viii go. No indigestion, heart
burn, sourness or belching of gas, acid,
or eructations of undigested food, no
dizziness, bloating, or foul breath.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in regulating upset stomachs-
It is the surest, quickest and most GER
tain indigestion remedy in the whole
world, and besides it is harmless.
Please for your sake, get a large
hfty-cent case Of Pape's Diapepsin
from any store and put your stomach
right. Don't keep on being miserable
life is too short-you are not here
long, so make your stay agreeable.
Eat what you like and digest il; en-
joy it without dread Of rebellion in
the stomach.
Pape's Diapepsin belongs in your
home anyway. Should one of the fam
lily eat something which don't agree
with them, or in case OF an attack OF
indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis or
stomach arrangement at daytime or
during the night, it is handy to give
the quickest relief known. Adv.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23

found the oldest known manuscript of the Bible
The monks have occupied this ancient
astery for about 1900 years, since the foundation
of the Christian religion. This monastery lies
along the route by which the Turks
ported to be advancing to attack the British de-
tenders of Egypt It is possible that the peace
full inmates of this very ancient sacred building
may be driven out by
At the foot of the mountain lies ''the plain
of assembly," where the Israelites waited for
Moses to bring down the laws to them
Persons who have read about certain modern
enterprises in Jerusalem and other parts of the
Holy Land may have gained an idea that the
Turk has become more amiable in recent years
This is a mistake. You only get anything
from the Turk by paying him exorbitantly. and
this is not always possible
Until recently writes the Rev. Lewis B. Pa
ton, professor Of Old Testament history in Hart
ford Theological seminary, mo permits for exca-
walton given by the government, and when
under European pressure. frmans at last
granted, these were hedged around with many
restrictions that they of little practical
value According to the present Turkish law of
antiquities the consent of the local authorities
must first be secured before a permit will be
issued in Constantinople. To obtain this lavish
expenditure of money is necessary in order to
overcome the fanaticism and prejudice of the
provincial authorities.
1.-The site desired for exploration must be
purchased at price estimated by the owners.
After local permission is secured endless delay
and bakshish necessary before edict
De secured from the central government Wnen
at last it is obtained a Turkish commissioner,
whose expenses are paid by the excavation, must
be constantly in attendance to decide what may
and what may not be done, and all antiquities dis
covered must be turned to the imperial Otto
museum These conditions stand in dis
agreeable contrast to the liberal provisions in
Egypt, where any competent person is allowed
to excavate, and is required only to divide his
finds with the Cairo museum.
AT the beginning the exploration of Pales-
places
objects that remained above ground. Edward
Robinson, the distinguished American archeOlo-
gist and professor in Union Theological seminary,
New York, in a series of journeys carried dur
ing the years following 1885, and the French
scholar Guerin, ascertained the modern names
of many localities, and succeeded in Identifying
them with places mentioned in the Bible The
Palestine exploration fund, founded in England
in 1865, and largely supported by American con-
tributOrs, conducted elaborate survey of Pales-
tine. whose results were embodied in their Great
Way of Palestine which is still the standard.
Other explorations were carried at Jeru-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
COMPARING MEN AND WOMEN
Writer Points Out Wide Differences
Alleged to Exist in the Lives of
the Sexes.

Before marriage when they appear
at social affairs it is correct to say
he escorted her. But if they appear
together at such affairs after mar
rage it is the proper thing to say that
she dragged him.
If a woman wants to retain any in
fuence over man she should refuse
to marry him.
When father keeps a scrapbook the
clippings are all about himself. tell
ing what great man he is, how use
full to the community, how brave and
all that. But when mother keeps a
scrapbook, that's a different thing!
Her scrapbook is all about the chill
dren, recipes that father likes, cures
for Group, and all that.
All a woman gets for her efforts to
attain the ideal life by having a bou-
quet of flowers on the table to uplift
the soul is her husbands complaint
that he can't see what there is to eat
on the other side of that bunch of
weeds.-Exchange
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
Titus Sack of Jerusalem.

The Emperor Titus was counted one
Of the greatest soldiers ever produced
by Rome, and for his almost miracu-
lOus slaughter he was entitled The
Joy Of the World" In the year 20
Titus made Jerusalem a charnel
house. 1t is estimated that during the
siege he killed 100000 Jews. Finally
the living behind the walls of Jeru-
salem became so weak they could no
longer throw their dead over the walls
and then Titus marched in with his
victorious army When the sun set
Titus had killed every man, woman
and child in the place and his soldiers
actually waded ankle deep in blood in
the cutters.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
Reauiases Exposures AutomatiesIIr.

Regulates Exposures Automatically.
In making bromide prints and en-
iargements it is necessary to have q
red or amber light glowing while the
paper is being manipulated, and the
white one is called into play while
the exposure is taking place. After
this the red light is again needed.
Where the electric light is made use
OF for this purpose French automatic
device simplifies these operations A
pointer is placed on the dial at the
number Of seconds exposure, then the
operator pulls upon a chain and the
red light goes out and white light
comes on for the exposure for the right
number of seconds, then the red light
is automatically thrown on and re-
mains lit while the operator changes
the paper for the next exposure, Or
until the chain is again pulled, and
so on The device is useful for max
ing many exposures from the sane
negative
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
Got Three Back

Attorney Thomas c. Brinsmade
doesn't object to a good story. even
If it's on him He tells this one The
other day an old colored man came
sauntering up to me in my yard
where there was a big pile of rubbish.
Morning, john said -MoTnin'.
Narse Tom, don't you want that rub
bish hauled awayZ' 'What'n you take2'
1 asked 'Dollah a lead, n think it'll
take jes' about two loads III give
you 20 cents load I told him You
remember me, do you, Marse Tom?'
Why, sure. John Well, you remem-
Der when 1 was up for shootin' craps
and you pleaded me guilty in police
cOurt?' Sure said And you
charged me SO an never said a dog
gone world John hauled the rubbish
al 81 a load, and he made three loads
OF it''-Cleveland News
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
Limit OF Astroiooy.

All that any astrologer can do is to
point out fortunate or unfortunate
periods, and that is all. For instance,
when the malefic Saturn moves to an
inharmonious aspect in an Individuals
chart 1t is absolutely certain that it
viii have a harmful efect-it may
bring illness to himself, financial trOu-
bles or have other Baneful effects-but
no astrologer can definitely state what
it viii be, and any prophet who does
so simply guesses at it. It is the same
way with a benefic planet, which may
bring sudden good fortune, increase
in health and vitality, add TO ones
prestige, etc.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
The Short Days.

The teacher was trying to explain
to her class the effects of heat and
cold, says Parsons Weekly. She told
her little charges that an iron bridge
would expand several inches in hot
weather, and contract like amount
in cold weather. She then asked a lit
tie girl for another instance Of the ex-
pansion and contraction caused by
heat and cold. The child hesitated for
a minute or so, and then replied: In
hot weather the days are long; in cold
weather they are much shorter"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
Romance,

They were at tea on MOrningside
she extremely pretty and engaging
despite the fact that she was in
Teachers college, and he an earn
est student of the law. They had
really gone quite far along the pleas
ant road of romance He inquired
civilIy what degree she pursued I
aspire to be an NJ R. S. she replied
demureIy Il dare say it's hard" he
answered absent-mindedly. Hours
afterward under the green-shaded
light in his own room it all came to
him suddenly.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
Working pays Increased.

The geological survey reports that
the number Of working days at the
anthracite mines last year was the
largest on record-257. The average
number of men employed vas 175,745,
an increase of about one thousand
seven hundred over the previous
year. Owing to the increase in the
use of artificial gas and coke, says
the report, there is little probability
that the production of anthracite will
show any marked increase il the fu-
ture.-Exchange
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
rhs aAmeriea. Manuserlpt.

/ Perhaps the most precious manu-
script acquired by any library of late
lis the original manuscript of Amer
lea" of which Harvard university be-
came the custodian recently. The man
luscript is the gift of the son of DR..
samuel Francis Smith Doctor Smith
Wrote the famous hymn in 1882,
three years after he was graduated
iron Harvard. 1t was first sung on
the Fourth of July of that year in
the Park Street church in Boston
lYoutb's Companion.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
Plenty Of Room for It.

H.
Horace Traubel, poet, author and
editor, has a head covered with dis
orderly white hair that makes him
look like a Iuxuriant chrysanthemum.
He was walking down Chestnut street
the other day when a hurrying news
boy passed by and then stopped to
look.
Hey, mister" called the urchin.
go git a haircut"
And then after a moments refec-
ton he added:
@Git two haircut
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
Always in Opposition.

Always in Opposition.
District Attorney Whitman was talk
ing at the Lawyers club in New York
about a very troublesome 1itigant
He keeps the lawyers busy" said
Mr.. Whitman. He always has two
or three suits on hand He reminds
me of Blanc
My goodness. George said Blanc's
wife, plaintively, I don't know what
would happen if you ever agreed with
me about anythingl'
Humph. growled Blanc, I'd be
wrong. I'd be wrr
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
Sized Up.

Mrs. Crawford-What makes you
think that she knows her husband
thoroughly?
Mrs. Crabshaw-Because she can
tell exactly how much money to take
out of his pocket without his missing
it."-Judge.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
poubIe-Eaeed Deity.

The deity Janus was represented by
the Romans as a man with two faces,
one looking backward and the other
forward. implying that he stood be
tween the old and the new year, with
a regard to both
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
A Prophet Without Honor

Mrs. Flubdub-I'm- afraid it's going
to rain today.
Mr.. F1ubdub-Oh, think not just
saw the weather man going down the
street with an umbrelIa-Judge
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
The Better Proof

Casey-Doolan offered to prove to
me in black an white that OF was a
fool
Clancy-Phwat happened thin?
Casey-Oi proved it to him in black
an blue thot he was liar
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
Sure Method.

Employer you put that note
where it will be sure to attract the
foreman's attention when he comes in d?
Office Boy-Yes, sir. I stuck a pin
through it and put it on his chair.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
An Irishman,s peIinht

Casey-Oi don't see what tn powers
do be scrappin' for, anyway.
OBrien-Yez don't Ell? Then, be-
gorra, ye're a poor spicimin av an
Oirishman.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
Exit Father.

Little Girl-My father says he has
often seen you act.
Pleased Actress-What did he say
he saw me act in, dear?
Little GirI-In the '7O's-Puck.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23
Heard at the Concert

''She sings with a good deal of ex-
preston, doesn't she?"
yes, she does, but it's the kind of
expression you must close your eyes
to appreciate"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1915-01-23

Blessings may come in disguise But
trouble never bothers about putting
on any makeup