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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

l tor CONSUMPTION. 1t is plann.s I
mence CONSUMPTION with tba
OF 1915. The general boa. 0e
ready taken steps to pave th ~ aa
TINS TINS measure, which, it Is d =
will be approved by the 49,. ~
understanding China's ase.o yups
loving proclivities. Soldiersh,.
scribed as being encourars@
toiied in all the public school. - B
every official. "
The third bill provides n, Il
adjustment of naval bases AVA ~ I
and frontier Notifications, Guy
The economic measures ~.
considered by the cabinet
fuan Shi-kai will urge defIni,.
II is stated, towards carrying y.
trunk railway plans and the sv w
OF branch railways for which :.
veys nave already been made
as light railways to link nm
ant mining and other indust..
The proposed colonization !.
frontiers is chiefly designed .
planned. to cope with the tena..
the part of some of China's 49,
to encroach upon her nationa, W.
IT is planned to encourage thu :
to leave congested districts an, i
In parts Of Manchuria, Moneoli, \
ern Turkestan, kokonor and ~
In reforming the taxation ~
the government intends TO IA
strong plea, it is asserted, to ma
and for all local and petty, ~
which is said to be fosterea -
old Manchu unequal system - 4
ton, and to be largely resn.S
for the poverty of the peonl. 4
revision of the customs tarifr 4.
to be strongly urged.
The program for mining dan.
ment contemplates encoura,.s
through protective laws and srs.
where necessary. Respecting M,
Enlistment of a labor bureau ,
stated that only two-fifths of M,
pie OF China have regular trads
professions. The bureau will
them an opportunity to get -,
employment, including work IN
eminent factories. and at fbs ,
time native industries win be a
oped. isS
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

. All
The British civil service imam
report to Parliament shows that
expenses of the Turkish ambassaS..
on his journey from London d
Folkestone after the declaration y. y
war were only s11.25. The Ausur
ambassadors farewell trip. howe,"
cost Great Britain nearly $250o. ~
same report shows that the Cow,
ment did not ask Kitchener 70 d,
the usual fees in connection wita
elevation to the rank of earl.
the head "repayments to contins~ :,
cies fund" the report notes: s% ~
duties on letters patent creating 3.
count Kitchener an earl. $5oos.
below this entry is similar or Si.,
behalf Of Lord Bryce. former ~,
ambassador at Washington: -
duties on letters patent creating -
Right Hon. ]. Bryce a viscount' si
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31
Steamer islander

Lea, es Augusta ~ -1f;Y DAY at i.u5
A. Nj. stops at ttallowell l;isnaD. Car
diner, Gear Grove KlchE:Und, Eath.
tootnoay IIarpor. returning leaves
Eoothtay harbor EVERY DAY at l.3J
L. NJ. Bath 3l5. Stops at Richmond.
Cedar Grove. Gardiner, Halloweil and ar
rives at Augusta about 8 I. N.
stops at Southport, Capitol. Squirrel
Island and Ocean Point.
AGEA TS-WaIter ri Sanborn. Tel. So.
Augusta: Levi T. Villains. Hallowell.
anr19dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31
NEW ADVTS. TODAY

To Let-House.
For Sale-Piano.
Wanted-Salesmen.
To let-Front room.
Free for six months.
For Sale-Restaurant
For Sale-Motorcycle..
Wanted-Chamberm
Wanted-Man to travel:
For saIe-Cow and calf:
For Sale-Cow and calf.
Wanted-Nursery agents.
Wanted-High class man.
To let-Seven-room house.
For Sale-R. l. r. chicks.
For sale-New mich COW.
Statesmen: Pocket side line:
Wanted-Girl for housework.
For sale-New cottage house.
Wanted-Sample distributors.
For sale-Baked beans and rolls.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

BOARDING HOUSE DOING GOOD
business. proprietor going away on ac-
count of i'll health. Write to E. c., care
of kennebec Journal jly27d1wk*
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING WILL
get RESULTS if the proposition is a
sound one-and not merely one of
sound" jly21Cl5l
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

zoe. for three and QUO. for issues.
PRICE s25.o@siNGLE CYLINDER
Indian" motorcycle. Can an be seen seen any
Mathews. Is Willow st. lly9ldat-
MOTOR BOAT rs FEET LONG, q
feet, beam, cylinder. Is horsepower.
Erd motor, speed Is miles per hour. Wlll
seat S or 8 people. Boat used about Two
weeks. For particulars enquire OF ROD
ert Cole. r. F. d. Augusta Ma i1,'S,a,,
CHALMERS SIX, JUST OVER
hauled, extra good condition, good tires,
Including spare other accessories. r. NJ
Box = i 3D. ~ jly2sdtf
1914 FORD ROADSTER, $225. p. m.
Lawrence. Hudson dealer, Augusta. NE:
Box 155. l uy@ooti
MOTOR BOAT eARGAiN-KULL %
#. long, ~ it. beam, v transonA stern,
seats 10 people. Power 81 H. Z. Zero
medium auty engine, speed1 s Ds.Msum
family cruiser. Very handsome, safe
and seaworthy. One year old. Run less
than 300 miles. Cost $685.. sell less than
ply Geo. NJ. Gray, Belfast, Me-. box So:
N jly21d6ts
1914 OVERLAND IN GOOD CONDi-
ton; extra good tires, electric lights,
Cray-Davis starter, spare tires, tubes
and chains. Inquire of F. NJ. Lawrence:
Hudson dealer. JlyLoolI
THE PULLMAN AUTO AT S740, r.
O. b. factory, Holm. whee; base. one man
top. Stromberg carbureter. full cantelever
springs, full floating rear axle: transmits
sion selective sliding type. bail bearing,
in unit with engine mot on rear ax ',l;,.
never falling starter, electric lights with
DINNER; large. roomy body. beautiful
stream lines. One car for immediate de-
livery at a special price for advertising
purposes where no Pullman cars are now
being used. Thomas c. Buckley, agent
for Central Maine. 81 State ST.. Augusta,
Maine. july2ldtf
MOTOR BOATS BOUGHT AND
sold or commission. No charge for
listing. Several good bargains in both
cabin and open boats on hand. Louis
Paquin. Augusta Yacht Club. Tel. S5o9-M
ily19i1mo'
20 II. P. OHIO GASOLINE ENGINE.
This engine not worn or injured in any
way and will be sold at a bargain. Adj
dress kennebec Journal Co. junel6dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31
STATE FARM AGENCY
AT THE FRONT
A DELIGHTFUL VILLAGE HOME

Two rods to NJ. C. r. station, stores.
school and churches, easy drive 10 city
of Watervlle; finely located overlookins
land: five room cottage and open cham
Der, good we'll of water at door. shed and
poultry house for Is hens, young orcharI
in full bearing. Owner leaving State;
for quick sale price only $500; this is
snap for some one.
E. l.. Worcester, Western Ave, Au-
gusta, Maine. Tel. connection. Jly3ld2t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31
FOR sALE-BOAIS, MOTORS

Twenty-Five words or less under
this healing cost loo. for one ISSUE
enc for three and soc. for 6 issues.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31
RAILROADS & STEAMBOATS,.
Maine CENTRAL R. R.
In Effect June q, 1915.

TRAINS LEAVE AUGUSTA AS FOL-
LOWS:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

1914 OVERLAND IN GOOU CONOI-
ton; extra good tires, electric h6nts,
Crav-Davis starter, spare tires, tubes
and chains. Inquire of z. NJ. Lawrence,
Hudson dealer JiyZ5dtI
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

$40 MONTHLY AND EXPENSES,
10 travel, distribute samples and take
orders, or appoint agents. Permanent ~:
Jap American Co., Chicago. July5ldlt-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

month, travelling expenses and commits
zion to call on automobile trade. Dept.
&, Sales Engineering Co., 5e25-35 Wabash
Ave Chicago. iuly31d1t'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

IS AND 80 ACRE FARMS AT EAST
PittstoD village. must be sold to close an
estate. Buildings in excellent repair.
Price low. II. F. Marson, Admir-. Cash
Market Co. Gardiner. Ne. may3dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31
EXPERT

ence unnecessary, easy work. big pay.
Write now for large list of openings, Of
fering opportunities to earn from $lve to
$500 a month while YOU learn ADDRESS
nearest office Dept. Adj. National Sales
mems Training Association, Chicago.
New York. San FRANCISCO. July
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31
ASS MAN TO SELL
HIGH GLASS
lESMEN EXPERIENCED

any line to sell general trade in Maine.
Nexcelled specially proposition: COM
11ission contract. $500 weekly for eH-
:enses. Continental Jewelry Co. liS-3l
continental Building. Cleveland, Ohio:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

CHAL MERS SIX, JUST OVER
hauled, extra good condition, good tires,
including spare other accessories: NJ.
Lawrence, hudson dealer. Augusta, NE.
Ro% liz " jly2Sdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

FOUR GOOD HORSES FROM SIX
to thirteen years old, weight from 1900 to
eeome, VIII he sold very low. DR.. ]. II.
Black Mt. Vernon. Maine. unay11dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31
BUTTER PAPER, NEATLY PRINT

ed to conform to new law, in moisture
PROOF ink-red. blue or black-with your
name. ana sent anywhere in Maine. Sam
pies Tree. special prices to dealers on ap-
plicatlon kennebec Journal Co.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31
ALE MEN-POCKET SIDE LINE,

CESMEN-POVNG1 0T0E 1c,
new live proposition, all merchants in
towns of 10000 and under want it,. rays
L 90 commission on each sale. NO col
iecting, no risk to merchant We take
back unsold goods. Easiest, olgsest pas-
ing side line ever offered. Garfield Mig.
Co, 2Cs Sgel ST.. Chicago. July3ldlt.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

AGENTS-WANTED BY LARGE
to sell their silk waists
from factory to wearer. Wonderful OPP
portunty, no experience or investment
necessary. Write today. Peoples Gar.
ment Mfg. Co., us Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
lr91.l
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31
THE PULLMAN AUTO AT s74o, r.
BOUGHT AND

M TOR BOATS 6OO01l AMI
sold or commission. No charge for
listing. Several good bargains in both
cabin and open boats on hand. Louis
Paquin, Augusta Yacht Club. Tel. So09-M.
jly19i1mo'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

1914 FORD ROADSTER, $225. p. m.
Lawrence, Hudson dealer. Augusta. Me:
D.. tx jly2Sdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

20 Il. p. OHIO GASOLINE ENGINE.
This engine not worn or injured in any
way and will be sold at bargain. Ad-
dress kennebec Journal Co. junel6dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

GOING WEST-2.i9 A. II.
and $50 A. Nj, Except
Monday, daily, Portland
and Boston: 6.26 A. NJ,
Lewiston, Pennington.
i,ockland, Portland. los
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

PRICE s25oo-SiNGLE CYLINDER
"Indian" motorcycle. Can be seen any
time. Paint and tires good. Thos. n
Mathews, is Willow st. Jly5loot-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

WAR OR NO WAR WE USE THE
best imported mainsprings and charge
only $1.Oo for putting them in. Watches
cleaned $lO at Wight's, Sl4 Water St.,
Augusta. jly7d1mo
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

MOTOR BUN I 70 FEEI GV$N'
feet, 8 beam. cylinder. Is horsepower.
Erd motor, speed Is miles per hour. Wul
seat s or $ people. Boat used about two
weeks. For particulars enquire of Rob-
jly29dtt
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-07-31

% YAHUS FORTY INCH SHEET
ing t6s cents yard). Fine for sheets; sent
postage paid anywhere in New England
Tor $3.SO., Send postoffice ORDER for this
bargain. II. Noel Sleeves. Hallowell. Me.
iune2ndtf
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-07
TRADE BALANCE A SNIDE
Exports, Aside From Foodstuffs,
Show Big Falling Off.

Washington, June 7.-"Despite the
so-called war ORDERS" says an Off
clal analysis of foreign trade issued
today by the department of commerce,
the exports of manufactu of kinds
other than foodstuffs have been less
than in the similar period before the
war
The statement refers to the foreign
trade for ten months ended in April
which shows a trade balance of almost
a billion dollars
The normal sales of manufactures
during peace, says the statement.
were greater than those under exist
ing war conditions. Because of this
fact and the extraordinary shrinkage
OF exports of crude material it is found
that the net increase in our total ex-
ports have been wholly in foodstuffs. i"
More than $4S,000,0O0 worth of
horses and almost $1O,OOO,OOO worth
OF mules have been sent to the battle
fields. Ten million dollars worth were
sent to Europe in April
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-07
"ENJOYING A MISERY -

Up near the Canadian border. there
are old people VINO tell you thcv are
enjoying a misery" when thev mean
that they are suffering discomfort or
distress, says Judge, and it combines.
But there are men who seem to en-
JOY misery in very truth. They wear
faces mile long. and the neighbors
WISH they were = mile away. \ bank
failure, industrial depression or nm
rest is to them a sweet morsel under
the tongue; they revel in famine. pes
thence and sudden death with a wierd
but solemn joy And they borrow
trouble. How easy it is to do that
Trouble is a bank of discount which
never closes its doors; the borrower
needs no letter of credit or indorsers
there; he may draw at sight, and the
worlds capital stock of gloom is his.
But he pays usurious interest. for bor-
rowed trouble must be repaid in i'm
paired health, courage and prospects
Borrowing trouble, The country is
going to the dogs after the war, If it
hasn't arrived there already Bor-
rowing TROUBLED My son. said an
old man, most of the worst things in
my life never happened at ALL These
are the times. and these are the tasks,
for the true optimist: Confidence
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-07
Globe Sights
BY THE ATCKISoN GLOBE.

Wealth may be burden, but this
reporter doesn't mind backache very
much.
y lot of men not aviators go up in
the air. and get into serious situa-
ton.
The number of questions you can't
answer will surprise even your ego
tistical self.
Take it all in all the one thing in
which a woman takes the most pride,
is her figure
If a woman is young and thin, she
is slender" if she is old and thin she
is skinny.
You can tell whether or not a man
is married by tn manner in which he
shuts a door.
How you would grumble if com
PEELED to eat picnic lunch from the
dining table.
People pity the wife who doesn't
find out. but they laugh loudly at a
husband who is so blind.
Delivery horses have no mutual
grievance society, but it isn't because
of lack of raw materials.
The world over, most every person
thinks it would be quite easy to sit
down and write an article.
Jude Johnson: THAT / love pub
icity / never will deny, but III never
walk from coast to coast to get it"
If You demand gratitude in return
for present don't give the present
and retain your faith in humanity.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-07
IN THE MULBERRY TREE.

Get away, Get away. Get away
screamed the redbird.
This is my tree! My tree." cried
the blackbird in answer.
-"Tisn't. Mine. Mine, Mine!"
cried the redbird.
Keep away Keep away"
suuawked the blackbird and he flew
at the redbird ready for fight.
Now the tree where this Quarrel
took place was a little mulberry tree
out in the front yard and not far from
the garden. The mulberry tree was
loaded with ripe fruit-fruit tempt
ing and sweet as any bird could wish
for: and of course all the birds wanted
some.
Unfortunately they didn't stop to
notice that the tree was loaded-that
there was plenty for all; that there
was no need for fighting. They fool
ishly wasted all their good time quar-
re1ing about who had right to the
fruit.
You know perfectly Well" the red
bird had said at the beginning of the
quarrel, that / live in this neighbor-
hood for no other reason than to be
near this very tree," (Which was
perfectly true.)
-.Ant. you know quite as WE'LL Mr..
Bluey Blackbird had replied. that L
mean to have all the eating 1 want
wherever L find it-so there!"
No wonder the quarrel waxed hot:
No wonder the two birds forgot what
few good manners they ever had
known! For when either one of
couple forget their manners, it's so
very much harder for the other to re-
member and keep his handy and USE
fuI-you've noticed that yourself 1 am
sure,
And as they quarreled, they forgot
to be quiet, they forgot that other
birds would be attracted by the noise
and find the tree, they forgot-yes it
doesn't seem possible but they did
they forgot the cat next door,
That wise and watchful creature
heard an unusual noise and slipped
out front to investigate. She had
learned by experience that birds who
are fighting are much easier caught
than birds who are tending to their
own business-they are not watchfuI
when fight is on their minds. So
she slipped out on the front porch.
She slipped out onto her own lawn
and around behind q tree where she
could watch without being seen
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-07
SUFFRACISTS MEET.
lcontinued from Page One.I

ICCntiDueC from Page Cne.1
on order. The vote was taken and the
Wisconsin leader obtained recognition
long enough to say:
81 wish to enter my solemn protest
against tactics which shut out discus
sion of this most important subject
Mrs. Upton sought to smooth mat
ters by explaining that the tabling of
the resolution was not due to oppos1-
ton TO the subject matter in it, but to
the necessity of Strengthening out and
separating the various problems before
the conference.
Precisely So remarked DR.. Shaw.
Among the state presidents in at
tendance at the first session was Mrs
Walter McNab Miller of Missouri.
Serious Woman in Simple Dress.
Mrs. Miller was CARRIED in the sim
pie blue gown-"any woman can make
(which she said the woman suf-
fragists of Missouri have adopted as a
protest against the rapid changes of
fashion. She was asked many ques-
tons concerning it.
1T is simple in line and sensible in
cut and, therefore. in keeping with the
more serious part women are taking
in public affairs" she said.
The representation from the south
was Unexpectedly large, while New
York and other eastern states. where
the women are fighting for the ballot,
sent restricted delegations. Mrs James
Lee Laidlaw of New York explained
that the women were SO busy with
campaign work they could not be
SHARED
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-07
new MAN IN RACE.
Howard j. HOdgsOn, Eureka, Is
Congressional Candidate.
Will Seek Republican NOmina-
ton in Fourth District.

Howard J. Hodgson, a well-known
Eureka lawyer. has announced his
candidacy for the Republican nomina-
ton for congress IN the Fourth dis
trict. His announcement was, made
today in Topeka.
Since 1912, when Fred S. Jackson
was defeated for reelection, tho
Fourth district has been listed in the
Democratic column. Hodgson be-
lieves the distric. will be returned to
the Republican fold in 1916 and he
Will make an active campaign for the
congressional nomination and cleo
ton. For n number of years before
entrance in state and national poll
tics, Fred S. jackson and Hodgson
practice6 law before the Greenwood
county bar, often on opposite sides
of important litigation. Hodgson has
been a member of the Greenwood
county bar nearly thirty years and is
regarded as one of the most success
full lawyers and business men in the
district
This is Hodgson's first entrance in
state or national politics as a candf-
date. He has been active in the polit-
ical affairs of his county and district,
but this is the first time he has ex-
pressed a desire to hold public office.
II believe the Fourth district will
send a Republican to congress next
year and that 1 can win the nominal
ton and election" said Hodgson. Il
and needs of the district and could
protect those interests successfully
because they have been my interests
the greater part of my life. My plan
is to make an active campaign and ]
believe 1 can be nominated and
elected"
Hodgson is this week attending the
Washburn college graduation exer-
cises N Topeka. His daughter, Miss
Veda Hodgson, is members of the
1915 graduating class.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-07
THE BASEBALL GOOSE.

With the head of the Western
League issuing an ultimatum that the
players in it must stand a cut in their
salaries or the league will discontinue
for the rest of this season. it is evident
that baseball in these parts is in a
pretty precarious condition. And mat
tiers are probably worse in the major
leagues, where the attendance so far
this season has been disastrously
small Apparently, the baseball mag
mates have well-nigh killed the goose
that was laying them such golden eggs
because of their greed to make the
bird work overtime. And the players,
with their demands for enormous sal
aries, have played no small a part in
developing the big JinX that now
seems to be crushing baseball to the
ground.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-07
HUMAN BUNDLES.

In the June American Magazine
David Grayson, writing his story
''Hempfield,' comments in part as fol-
lows on human bundles and mans
habit of growing: Here is a curious
and interesting thing often to be noted
by any man who looks around him,
that we human creatures are all made
up into uneven and restless bundles
family bundles, church bundles. politi-
cal party bundles. and a thousand
amusing kinds of business bundles. 1t
will also be observed that a very large
part of us, nearly all of us who are old
and most of us who are women, are
struggling as hard as ever we can
(and without a bit of humor) to hold
our small bundles together. while 9TH
ers- are struggling with equal ferocity
to burst out of their bundles. and
make new ones. And so on endless
lyi If you see any one particular
specimen in any one particular bum
die who is making himself obnoxious
by wriggling and squirming and twist
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-07
CON. IS MISSING.
Street Railway Employee Disappears
From His Home.

Aid of the police department in To-
eating E. C. Williams. street car
conductor, 33 years old, was today
asked by Mrs. Williams. Sunday
morning Williams left home saying he
was going to the street car barns but
failed to report there. Since that time
no word has been received from him
by his wife or friends. According to
information in the hands of the po-
lice, Williams mas been respondent for
a number of weeks.
Williams is small in stature. weigh
ing about 100 pounds. He was not in
though he is 33 years of age he ap-
pears to be younger Three of his
front teeth are missing.
While IN the employ of the street
car company, Williams was a conduc-
tor on the Twelfth street and Eighth
street car lines.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1915-06-07
QUAKER MEDITATIONS.

From the Philadelphia Record
The family skeleton is never as dead
as it sounds.
The henpecked man does all his
Growing away from home.
Castles in the air are frequently
constructed of gold bricks
Some people consider it bad luck to
break a looking glass or crack joke
The fellow who thinks a barking
dog never bites sometimes barkS up
the wrong tree.
Even the minister hesitates about
asking the self-made man If he wor-
ships his creator.
You never can tell A man may
have the reputation of being a back
number. and still get to the front
Notoriety demonstrates that the
people who attract the most attention
are not always the most attractive.
Even the girl who marries for
money is often disappointed A rich
bachelor sometimes makes a poor
husband