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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
WONDERFUL HOW RESINOL
STOPS ITCHING AT ONCE

To those who have endured for
years the itching torments of eczema
Or other such Subscriptions, the relief
that the first use of resinol ointment
and resinol soap gives is perfectly in
credible. After all the suffering they
have endured and all the useless treat
ments they spent good money for, they
cannot believe anything SO simple,
mild and inexpensive can stop the itch
ing and burning INSTANTLY! And
they find it still more wonderful that
the improvement is permanent and
that resinol really drives away the
eruption completely in very short
time. Perhaps there is pleasant sur.
prise like this in store for you. Res.
mol ointment and resinol soap are sold
by all ruggists.-Adv.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
EYES Of Fishes.

The eyes Of fishes are in constant
use except when they are asleep. Most
fishes have no eyelids, their eyes be.
ing protected from injury by shiny
material or by thick transparent
skin. The puffer, or swellfish, which
habitually burrows in sand at the
bottom of the water has eyelids which
cover the eyeballs when closed, the
lower eyelid being larger than the
upper.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Great Minds Had Same Thought.

"He giveth his beloved Sleep" is an
ancient saying which is merely an
other expression Of the thought that
he who lives a pure and upright life
will sleep as q lovely and healthful
babe sleeps. The mentally feverish
Lord Byron, sleepless and distraught,
wrote: "'God bless the man who first
invented Sleep So said Sancho Panza
and so say l." Thus giving new i'm
mortality to the immortal creation OF
Cervantes, Spain's greatest writer.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Wheat to Me,p York,

Seattle = The American Hawaiian
liner 0regonian began loading 1900
tons of Washington wheat for New
York. Two other liners to sail this
month for New York will take 1000
tons each. These are the first large
shipments of wheat by steamer to New
York, and the business promises to be-
come fixed. The same company is also
beginning to carry Oriental rice to
New York regularly. All the steamers
use the Panama canal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Haua an Arctic Bunk?

A "bunk" house is an Arctic hotel
made of logs, with moss chinks, Q
dirt roof and dirt floor. A great
sheet iron stove keeps 1t warm. Two
rows of hunks, covered with grass OF
brush, extend along the walls. The
old-fashioned string and latch hold the
whip-sawed door closed and there Ii
a place to cook the meals. To stay
over night costs a dollar.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

From ancient days Regulus has
been one Of the favorite stars Of
mariners and so-called astrologerg
The ancient names designated 1t as
the king of stars. In its apparent
passage through the path of the zodiac
the sun is almost between us and
Regulus, and once a month the moon
Ia near 1t and at times comes direct
ly between 1t and our earthly vision,
or "occults" 1t. For this alone Regulus
ought to be one of the fascinating
stars at this time of the year.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Cucumbers On Market.

Tacoma--Green cucumbers from the
local hothouses are now on the market
and enjoying large opening sales at
75c to 81. so dozen, according to size.
The Eastern cucumbers have been
forced off the market. Apple prices in
Eastern Washington have again taken
a rise and are now leaving the cold
storage houses at $1.S5 box. Prices
here, however, have not been affected,
but advances will be made soon. Deal
ers say the movement Of apples is en-
couraging to the growers. who are
cleaning up their stocks rapidly.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Oregon Mohair at High Price.

The Oregon mohair market is hold
ing steady. Prices have reached q
high basis in the Willamette valley,
purchases having been made at 81 and
S2 cents, but in the past few days deal
ers have not been so keen to buy at
these figures. The New York Journal
of Commerce says: "Prices on Eng
lish mohair-filled goods and luster wool.
filled mems wear fabrics are to be ad.
vanced for the 1916 season. Luster
woods have gone up so rapidly on the
British markets that the selling agents
expect sharp upward revisions. I"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

/ them neutral and scatters those peculiar
formations In the nerve eenters that
cause such mystifying and often bafflins
rheumatic pains.
And best OF all this remarkable remedy
Is welcome to the weakest stomach. II
you have drugged yourself until your
stomach is nearly paralyxed. you will be
astonished TO find that s. s. s. gives no
sensation but goes right to work. This Is
because II is a pure vegetable infusion, Is
taken naturally into your blood Just as
pure air IL inhaled naturally into your
lungs.
Get bottle of S. S. S, today. and ash
for s. S. S,
You may depend upon It that the store
that sells you what you ask for Is good
place 10 trade. Write to tho Swif,
SPECIFIC Co. 20a Swift Bldg. Atlanta. Ga,
for their Book on Rheumatism.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Europe,s Richest City.

Which is the richest city in Europe?
Neither London or Paris nor Milan,
but Basle, the great Swiss railway CEN
ter, Zurich, in a neighboring canton,
coming second. This is proportionate
to the number of inhabitants. Basle's
richest citizen boasts a fortune of 49,.
100000; another has $1,5OO,O00, while
no fewer than IS residents pay income
tax on a round $1,O00,O00.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
True Greatness.

True greatness first Of all is a thing
of the heart. 1t is all alive with ro.
bust and generous sympathies. 1t is
neither behind its age, and ahead of
it only just 80 far as to be able to
lead its march. 1t cannot slumber, for
activity is necessity of its existence,
It is no reservoir, but fountain
Roswell d. Hitchcock.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
The Way of Life.

Life no doubt is paved with enjoy
ments, but we must all expect times
of anxiety, of suffering and of sorrow;
and when these come 1t Is an inesti
mable comfort to have some deep In
terest which will, at any rate to some
extent, enable us to escape from our
selves.-Sir John Lubbock.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Have Healthy, Strong, Beautiful Eyes
ocullsts and Physicians used Murine Eye
Remedy many years before 1t was offered as a
Domestic Eye Medicine. Murine is Still Com
pounded by Our Physicians and guaranteed
by them as Reliable Relief for Eyes that Need
Care. Try 1t In your Eyes and In Baby's Eyes
No Smarting Eye Comfort. Buy Murine
Of your Druggist accept no Substitute, and II
interested. write for Book Of the Eye Free
MURINE EYE REMEDY CO., CHICAGO
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Play the game! We are not here
to whine and complain, to stay down
because we are knocked down, to
blame the inequalities of the ground
or the unfairness of the umpire.
Where there are no difficulties there
can be no victories. We are here
to win II we can in every condition
that confronts US, to do our best In
any case, and to do 1t to the end.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Ali Of Tomato Utilized.

Italy harvests about $4,000 acres Of
tomatoes yearly, and the wastage
amounts to practically nothing. The
skins and seeds, formerly discarded,
are now utilized, the former as stock
feed and the latter as source of oil.
The crude oil is suitable for soap
making and for lamps, and the refined
product is said to be edible.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Act NOT uoxereo px LAW.

In negro district member was on
trial, charged with stealing chickens.
The evidence went to show that the
defendant had been found with his
foot in steel trap at the door Of the
hennery, while an empty sack lay near
by. The decision of the Judge was to
this effect. de cot finds dat de fend-
ant hadn't no criminal 'tentions. Dab
haint no law to p'vent gemmen frum
putin his foot in a steel trap ef he
wants ter do It."
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
In s. S. s. You Get Twist on Rheumatism that Settles It.

Many O rheumatic sufferer has been TO
the drug store for bottle Of s. s. s. and
been handed something claimed to be
"Just as good" Truly, TO ask for bread
and be given n stone IL still In practice.
If you are troubled with rheumatism In
any form be sure TO use s. S. s. and note
its wonderful influence.
8. 8. s. has the peculiar action OF soak.
ing through the intestines directly into
the blood. In five minutes its influence is
at work in every artery. vein and tiny
capillary. Every membrane. every organ
Of the body, every emunctory becomes In
effect filtor TO strain the blood OF i'm
purities The stimulating properties Of s.
q. 8. compel the skin, liver, bowels, kid
neys. bladder TO all work to the one end
OF casting out every Irritating, every pain.
INJECTING atom OF poison: 1t dislodges by
irrigation all accumulations in the joints.
causes acid accretions to dissolve, renders
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Worry and Nervous system.

Inasmuch as worry Is primarily a
disease of the mind, and since every
portion of the body is intimately con-
nected with every other part Of net
work of nervous tissue of great COM
plexity, We naturally seek for the
causes of these manifestations, first
Of all, In the nervous system.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Remarkable Visitor.

Head Waiter-"Whats the matter
with that fellow over there?" Waiter
81 don't know. He doesn't dance,
he doesn't care for singing. he says
he hasn't got date with anybody's
wife. I'm beginning to think the fool
actually came in to eat."-Puck.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Thousands of bushels Of first-class
fertilizer are wasted every fall when
the burning Of the leaves begins
These same leaves spread over the gar
dens and spaded under in the spring
would prove of great good, but the
smoke given off in burning them pro
duces nothing but choking coughs.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Cures While You Walk,

Aliens Foot Ease is certain cure for hot,
sweating, calus, and swollen, aching feet. Sold
by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't accept any
substitute. Trial package FREE. Address
Allen s, olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y. 4-
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Animal Weather Prophets.

Regarded as weather prophets by
the natives, the black howlers,"
largest of the Panamanian monkeys.
set up roaring howl almost sugges-
tive. of the lion for volume Of sound.
They howl oftenest before or during
a storm, hence the native belief.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Daily Thouuht.

The golden moments in the stream
of life rush past u.s.. and we see moth.
ing but sand; the angels come to visit
us, and we only know them when
they are gone.-George Eliot.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
His Mascot.

Which is the most significant mo-
tor car mascot? | think the palm
goes to the one that doctor friend
of mine has had put on his car. He
is a very good doctor, but his mascot
Is the ace of spades. 1t is nailed on
the front of the bonnet as memento
mort to all men. Spades-and doc
tor!--London Express.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Potted Plants.

When potting plants put piece Of
coarse muslin over the hole in the
pot before putting in the bits of stone
and sod. which keeps the drainage
good. The muslin prevents the earth
from washing away.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Ana of the Ostrich.

The average age Of an ostrich is
thirty years, and the annual yield Of
bird in captivity is from two to
four pounds Of plumes.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
The AMUSING Part Of Il.

Wasn't that funny story you
laughed at rather old?" Eyes. But the
man who told It was SO important and
dignified that his condescension In tell
ing any kind OF a funny story struck
me as highly amusing"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Warsaw Swine Market.

Warsaw's swine market is one OF
the most original in the world, and
the first view obtained OF 1t by the
traveller is startling. On the stone
paved market-place the bodies are
laid in irregular rows. and here come
the buyers to examine and purchase at
will
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Ono Reason for Lylna,

Some people tell untruths because
they lack moral courage to refuse to
answer questions which should not
be asked.-Albany Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Would Surely HeIp.

According to decision by hign
court hogs can be muzzled. If this de-
cision could be applied to hogs seen in
swell restaurants 1t would help some.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Chase the Mice Away.

Mice will not reopen hole which
has been filed with any mixture con-
tanning lye Flour and lye make good
paste for the purpose.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Redd-What do you think Of the
new baseball leaguef
Greene-It means war In the Dase-
ball world.
Sure; 1t will be diamond cut dia'
rnnndD
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
ResolIrcefuI Sailnrs.

A tale from the Pacific relates that
a steamer whose rudder Unexpectedly
broke was steered for several days by
packing boxes hung over the sides.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Daily Thouaht.

No man at bottom means injustice ,
It is always for some obscure distort-
cd Image of right that he contends.
--Cnrlyla
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Reason for War on Rats.

War upon rats for the purpose Of
preventing the spread OF the bubonic
plague is conducted not because the
rats themselves spread the plague, but
rather the fleas which are carried by
the rodents.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Worth While Quotation

1t is good thing to be rich and q
good thing to be strong, but 1t is a
better thing to be loved Of many
riends.-Euripides
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Happiness.

Happiness lies in the consciousness
we have of 1t, and by no means In the
way the future keeps its promise
George Sand.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Most Hazardous Of Occupations.

Observations of dog fights, side
walk arguments and bleacher disputes
should convince anybody that there
Is no occupation SO hazardous as that
Of a neutral.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
ph.ntom Rubble In sapphIre

In the National museum at Washing
ton is q sapphire weighing nine carats
that incloses bubble which changes
OF temperature cause to appear ant
disappear.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
A Definition.

William-"Pop, what's paradox"
Father-"A paradox. my son, is wom-
m who wears silk stockings and tries
to keep 1t a secret."-Puck.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
The Guest.

An unfortunate being whom custom
Imprisons between linen sheets and
obliges to use embroidered towels
Smart Set.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar.
coated, easy to take as candy, regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bow
els and cure constipation.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Uncle Eben.

DE only time some men ever COM
mands any respectful attention" said
Uncle Eben. "is when dey whistle to
de dog"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
ro Easten LabeIs on.

To fasten labels on bottles or cans.
ase a small piece of adhesive plaster.
This will stick to any surface.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Worse Than Work,

after man has loafed awhile"
said Uncle Eben, "he generally de-
cides dat he'd rather go to work dan
be so lonesome"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
photooraphv and Tact,

A photographer has to be man OF
rare tact in order to get his subject
to look pleasant instead of laughing
himself
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Skinum-"I want to interest you in
a mining proposition. It's good
thing" Flubdub-"Perhaps 1t is; but
I'm not Judge.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
What IL penenda On.

A mans as old as he feels, they say,
but the age he feels depends good
deal on what he's been doing.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
Greatest Fault.

The greatest of faults is to be con
Bcinus of naue.-Thomas Carlyle.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

Daily Thought.
II is must easier to be critical than
correct.-Disraeli
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED
To Amateur Gardeners.

To Amateur Gardeners.
For amateur gardeners the surest
way to tell the weeds from the flowers
Is to pull them all out. The ones that
come up again are the weeds.-Life.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23
LEARN
AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING AND DRIVING

at the best equipped, most up-to-date and only
practical Automobile School in the NorthwesI.
f&M Auto Repair Co. 1863 hawthorne Ave. Portland VI
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-04-23

pnnnd." I"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-11-26

kan States, in the Palace of Varied
Industries. 1t is n cole ton Of jew
els, bii.-a-brac and objects darts
brought from Montenegro, Roumania.
Sarva, Bulgaria an | Albania. articles
wiki Ii have been bartered in tears by
their owners in order that the profit
may he turned to the better account of
their beloved countries. Here is an eX-
qusite chain of vai' colored Snpphires,
Wl.te. Yellow AMI red. worth thou
sand ti'HeS thcir weight in gold. 1t
on, Z Lei ii}s"i to Il beautiful MOntene-
erin princess. who parted with il to
hep the Rod Cross fnnd in Montene
gro at the i'm" Of the Balkan war.
There is II Handsome royal Austrian
dinner SerN ice. Many times has ii
ara, "h tie smoking beard Of a prince
OF the ro.;al house OF iiapSbHr@. no lost
his l.r Oh the BATTLEFIELD Of i.elgiun.
in - Ot tie careiull guarded glass
cnNcS Is u lJIrI pioUS snuHhoX of go. d
and rub.e>. II belonged - Abdul i!a
nlid ana found C,iiy ~ II the royal
pocket. Whom h. WAS ,,|'lroned it
NNs cnu'.Scttsd. a.on- g.. h other of
Viz rerSoYHi loot. ana 81 used Of by
tie l'Hr.. So -G' crnncAt II VAS pur
CHASED by a So. Wan noble " no was
killed in thu ,all;Hn Wlr. HIS family.
wiSli:,.% 10 - al that N-..+ possible
toward war rUni for their beloved
country. disposed OF it. aoHg with
many other vnluablcs and 50 it has
found its way to the exposition. One
wonderful Old Madras tea set has Il
history several centuries long. 1t was
once the property of a prince of India.
During the time of the English Occu
patton he was one of the many orr
entail pOtentateS who lost caste ana
title. Ultimately he was shot for trea
son and his property taken over by
the authorities. In diverse ways it
Travelled through India to Persia, where
it was purchased by an American girl
in Teheran. This young American aft
erward became the wife Of Servian
count. When the crisis came year
ago last August and the resources of
Servia were drained to their dregs this
loom the family possessed and all of
her own personal trinkets and treas
ures in order that she might do her
best by the country Of her lOptiOn.
In the Palace OF Education there Is
Persian Buddhist. bishop Of the
Buddhist church, who passed twenty
years Of his life in I4assa learning the
myrteries Of being. MazZinnianda is
his name He claims ninety old years
ana looks alb mt sixty. After taking
degree Mt Oxford he returned to India.
where he went through other processes
NJ initiation and can truthfully boast
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-11-26
WOMEN NEED NOT
WORRY OR SUFFER
Feminine Ailments Once Consid-
cred Serious Now Easily Con-
quered and Speedily Ended

The mighty restorative power of Pr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription speedily
causes all womanly troubles to disap-
pear-compels the organs to properly
perform their natural functions. cor
reefs displacements, overcomes irregu-
larities, removes pain and misery at
certain times and brings back health
and strength to nervous, irritable and
exhausted women.
Il is q wonderful prescription pre-
pared with glycerine from natures
roots and herbs, with no alcohol to
falsely stimulate and no narcotics to
wreck the nerves. 1t banishes pains.
headache, backache, low spirits. hot
flashes, dragging-down sensation, worry
and sieeplessness surely and without
loss of time.
Its ingredients are not secret for they
are printed on wrapper.
WHAT d. 'Piefce's Favorite Pfescrip-
ton has done for thousands II will do
for YOU. Get it this very day from any
medicine dealer in either liquid or
tablet form. In the meantime address
DR.. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel. Buffalo.
n. Y. and ask for confidential advice
from a Physician Specialist, absolutely
free. 136-page book on women's dis
eases sent free.-Adv.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1915-11-26
Bees and Ants.

Bees will place their honeycombs in
any place regularly or irregularly
shaped. and when they come to cor
ners and angles they seem to stop and
consider. Then they vary the shape of
the cell. so that the space Is exactly
filed. 1t could not he done more sat
isfactorily II the whole thing had been
worked out on paper beforehand. Ants
make hard and smooth roads and drive
tunnels compared to which mans ef-
forts in making such things are insig-
nitcant.