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Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1915-08-14
ELKs SMOKER.

The Elks Smoker will be held this
evening, as scheduled, O'Clock having
been set as the hour for starting the
festivities. This hour was chosen, in
view Of the fact that it viii afford an
opportunity Of attendance to many
merchants who might, otherwise, not
be able to enjoy the occasion.
We are the largest buyers and SELL
ers Of second hand goods in Arizona.
Uncle Jim's, Brewery Gulch. 2S8
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1915-08-14
SALE OF VELIE.

The Bisbee Auto Co. yesterday sold
a Velie Big to Sam Gallon. proprie-
tor of the San Jose House in Tomb
stone and one of the best known old
timers Of this section of Arizona.
Cation drove coke team from Fair
bank over the Divide to Bisbee in the
days before the railroad had entered
this city, when practically all of Bis
bees supplies came here via Fair
bank
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1915-08-14
JAY WILMoTH UP.

JAY WlLMoTH UP.
Jay Wilmoth, the popular mer-
chants officer. was about last night
after being confined to his room for
several days by an attack of ptomaine
poisoning The officer was i'm Tom
stone the first part of the week and
ate something. while there, that
caused the attack.
Musical instruments and strings
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1915-08-14

Uncle Jim's-licensed pawn broker,
barrels of money to loan. Brewery
Gulch. 2SS
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1915-08-14

Tents, wagon covers, automobile
covers, camp bed sheets, water bags,
canteens and all camping outfits I'm
Gle Jim's, Brewery Gulch. 2SS|
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-30
Somewhat Sarcastic.

An Idaho guide whose services were
retained by some wealthy young East
erners DESTROYS of hunting in the
Northwest evidently took them to be
the greenest of tenderfeet, since he
undertook to chaff them with a reci-
tai something as follows:
"It was my first grizzly, so l was
mighty proud to kill him in a hand to
hand struggle. We started to fight
about sunrise. When he finally gave
UP the ghost the sun was going down"
At this point the guide paused to
note the effect of his story. Not a
word was sad by the Fasteners, so
the guide added very slowly, for the
second time"
Il gather, then" said n young gen.
tleman, a dapper little Bostonian,
that il required a period of two days
to enable you to dispose Of that griz.
ely"
1.-TWO days and a night" said the
guide, with a grin. THAT grizzly died
mighty hard"
Chopped to death?" asked the Bos.
tonian.
.'Yes. sir" said the guide.
Pardon me-" continued the Hub
tie. "but what did you try to get him
to swallow"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-30
Earning His Tin.

Now, guard" said Mr.. P~ilkington
to the English railway official, RE-
member If | have this carriage all to
myself for the entire journey, you will
receive a whole half crown from me-"
Very good, sir" said the guard, and
he locked the door and went to his
brake to think how he could invest
that half crown when he got 1t. All
went well till they got to a station
about the middle of the journey, and
then an irascible gentleman pulled at
the door of Pilkington's carriage.
Guard. guard" he called. open
this door! / know your tricks. I've
got the right to travel In this carriage.
and | mean to do it,"
The guard hurried up; but, wonder
OF wonders, he whispered q few words
to the irascible gentleman. after
which that gentleman went quietly
away to seek room elsewhere.
How did you manage itf" Pilking.
ton asked the guard at the end of the
journey. as he pressed the promised
half crown into his hand. How did
you manage to get that bad-tempered
old chap to go away 80 Quietly?"
"Oh. that was easy" replied the
guard. Il only just told him you were
a bit wrong In the 'ead."
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-30

In this photograph. with his back turned % the camera. N officer OF the
Royal Flying squadron n being removed from his aeropane n q serious con.
dton. While making q reconnaissance flight behind the German lnss in Bel
gium, he as struck by shrapnel and his leg raj almost severed. He lost
consciousness. but after the machine had made q wild drop he revived SUM-
caently to check IT, and landed seny
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-30

A feminist asserts that willful in
fertility to intellectual women IL de-
sensible II they contribute to the world
literature or works Of art more vaiu-
able than the offspring they might
produce Putting It another way. de.
fensible upon the theory that their
children might have proved ~ bad %
the hooks they write or the pictures
they paint-Louisvilis C~ourisrJour-
nal
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-30
Where the Damage Was.

'You say the automobile struck
you?" asked the judge.
"Yas. Judge. 1t shure did strike me,
all right" replied the colored mat In
court.
Where did 1t strike your"
I'm the haid, Judge"
But your head seems to be all right.
Sam"
"Oh. vas, NAH haid am all right. but
yer JUS oughter se dat autermibeel.
'udge!"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-30
Where mackerel Are Cheap.

Wv -
"Mackerel, Is" Such is a line on
the club menus. and the supply one
gets for the sum stated is one mack
erel, without bread Of butter. sauce,
or vegetables. To a Scot this seems
an extraordinarily high price to pay
for a single mackerel. seeing that in
the North they are considered expen-
sive Just now at lid each. while tons
are daily returned to the sea as not
worth while taking to any market.
Loeb Fyne at present IL packed with
mackerel and free from the Wanted
fresh herring. and the mackerel are
regarded only as q nuisance by the
fisherman, The other night | saw
hundredweight after hundredweisht
cast into the sea By men without
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-30

knowledge as to where mackerel could
be disposed of at profit, says q
writer in the London Chronicle. The
Scottish demand for mackerel Ia
faint. and 1t seems that there are diff
f1culties in the way of transportation
to far-off markets, mackerel being Q
fish that perishes very soon after be
ing taken from the water.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-30

: do you believe in marrying Tor
lover" asked the sentimental girl
whose face was her principal misfor
tune.
mot necessarily" replied the gray
haired parson. "As . rule usually
marry for money"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-30

Which They Got.
81 understand the Twobbles
greatly benefited by Mrs. Twobble's
visit to the seashore."
II csn see how Mrs. Twobble might
be benefited. but how about the other
members of the family who stayed ~
homer"
.oh. all they nsessa was . rest.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1915-09-30

Mrs. Bartlett Boder of Whitestone
Landing, l.. l., who has returned from
France, where she has been engaged
in the strenuous work OF driving g.
army motor ambulance. She has come
home to organize her own motor am
bulance detachment for service with
the allies and will soon return II
Europe.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-10
NOTICE OF TEACHERS ExAMINA-
TON.

The next regular teachers exami-
nation will lie held in the court house
in Bismarck or Thursday and Friday,
August 10 and Is. The work begins
promptly at $50 each morning and
the usual schedule will re followed.
Those expecting to teach this fall will
please keep this examination III mind.
G.. l.. VIGNESS,
County Supt. Of Schools.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-10

bomb. One means all the kinds
which the British war Office has con.
sidered worth a practice test.
There were yellow and green and
blue and black and striped bombs, egg.
shaped, barrel-shaped, conical and on.
clave bombs; bombs that were explOd-
ed by pulling a string or pressing. q
button--all these to be thrown by
hand, without mentioning grenades
and other bigger varieties which were
thrown by mechanical mean which
would have mace a Chinese warrior
of C%onfucius' time or a Roman legion.
"This was the first born" the sub
altern explained-"the first thing we
could lay o,sr hands on when the close
quarters trench warfare began"
1t was out Of date, now, at grand.
fathers smoothbore-the tin pot
bomb which both sides used early In
the winter. "A wick was attached to
the high explosive wrapped in cloth
and stuck in an ordinary army jam
can.
Quite Homemade.
Quite homemade, as you see, sir"
remarked the sergeant. Used to NIX
them up ourselves in the trenches In
odd hours-saved burying your refuse
jam times according to medical corps
direction-you threw them at the
Boches. Have to use a match to light
it--very old fashioned, sir. l wonder
if that old fuse has got damp. No, it's
going all r~ight'--and he threw the
jam pot which made a good explosion.
But here Is the best; we're dis.
carding the Others" he went on as
he picked up another bomb.
1t was a pleasure to throw this
GROWING achievement Of the evperi-
ments. 1t fitted your hand nicely: 1t
threw easily; 1t did the business; 1t
was fool-proof against a mar In love
or a Warpost.
"We saw as soon as this style came
out" said the sergeant, that 1t was
bound to be popular. Everybody asks
for it."
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-10
STUDY
IS IMPORTANT
Some Exciting Moments During
School Held at Front on
Explosives.

British Headquarters, France, Aug.
9.-lt was at a bombing school on a
French farm where chosen soldiers
brought back from the trenches were
being trained in tn use of the anar-
chist's weapon which had now become
as respectable as the rife. Special
ism develops as the var goes on.
There are no Nj. b. degrees for master
bombers vt, but that may come, any
day.
Present was the chief. instructor, a
young Scotch subaltern with blue
eyes, a pleasant smile and a cock OF
the North spirit. He might have been
20 years old, though he did not look it.
On his breast was the purple and
white ribbon of the new order OF the
military cross which you get for doing
something in this war which would
have won YOU a Victoria cross in one
OF the little wars.
Also present was the assistant in
structor, a sergeant OF reSulars-and
very much Of a regular-Who had
three ribbons which he had won in
previous campaigns. He too had blue
eye bland blue eyes. These two i'm
derstood each other.
IF you don't drop it, why its all
right" said the sergeant. "Of course,
if YOU do
We did not drop it.
And when you throw it, sir, you
must lock out and not hit the man be-
hind and knock the bomb out of your
hand. That has happened before now
to an absent minded fellow when you
throw bombs
"They say that you sometimes pick
up the German bombs and chuck them
back before they explode" it was sug-
gested.
Must Be Quick.
eyes, sir, I've read things like that
in some Of the accounts Of the report
ers who write from Somewhere in
France You don't happen to know
where that is, sir? All | a say is
that if you are going to do it you must
be quick abous it. ] shouldn't advise
delaying your decision, sir, or per-
haps when you reach down to pick it
up neither your hand nor the bomb
would be there. They'd have gone OF
together, sir"
"Have you even been hurt in your
handling of bombs?' one asked. Sur.
prise in the bland, blue eyes.
ooh, no, sir! Bombs are we'll be-
haved if you treat them right. It's all
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-10
SUFFERED IS YEARS
WITH PSORIASIS
Weeks at a Time ii Such Misery Did
Not Get Nights Rest. Used uti-
cura. In IS Weeks Entirely Well

107 N. Mesaba Ave-, Virginia, MIMI
""since l was fourteen years Of age I suffered
with psoriasis. T was suffering for fifteen
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-10
City Mews
Elmer Eloomquist of Mckenzie was
in the city yesterday or business.

States Attorney H. r. Berndt went
to Mandan yesterday for a brief visit.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-10

w. w. Tousley has returned from
his tour of the state and spent Sun
day in the city with his daughter,
Ethel. Mrs. Tousley is expected to
return to Bismarck about August 20.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-10

was not covered. Weeks at . time I would
be in such misery that I did not ret q
nights rest. My body vas covered With
shiny white scales and under them was %
red and inflamed as blood. They would
crack open some half an inch In length.
MY husband was telling a friend Of tia
condition I was in. and he too had beeu :
sufferer Of the same trouble and had been
healed by Cuticura Soap and Ointment. I
ut once commenced the treatment. IN
eighteen weeks was entirely welal." Signed1
Mrs. Edwin Mitchell. June %, 1914.
Sample Each Free BY Mall
With 32-p. Skin Book on request. ADJ
dress postcard "Cuticura, Dept. T. -.
ton" Sold throughout the world.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-10
Watch Your Children

Often children do not let parents know
they are constipated. They fear some.
thing distasteful. They will like Rexall
OrderGes-a mild laxative that tastes
Ike sugar. Sold only by Us, 10 cents.
Lsnhart Drug c..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-10
GEOGRAPHIC SOCIETY
INTERESTED IN CITY.

The National Geographic society,
many of whose 0 5000 members re.
side in this territory, is interested in
the gathering of statistics concerning
many features Of commercial geogra-
ply for the various cities and towns
in the United States.
The Commercial club has recently
received communication from their
office at Washington, d. c., request.
ing %edviscemnt of Bismarck.
While doing Stunts" Clifford klem-
esrnd of Neville, accidentally rode a
bicycle down a flight of steps into a
basement and received a broken left
arm.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-10
County Supt. Of Schools.

Frank Layman, who was arrested
recently at Courtenay on a charge OF
stealing a number Of automobiles in
this state and South Dakota, was TAX
en- to the latter state, where he will
answer to one ofthe charges.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-10

years. For the first nine %
ten years It would come and
go but each appearance would
be longer and more severe
until it refused to leave al
all until I got 30 bad that T
could not do any work. AT
times there was not Z place
on my entire body: except
{po NV, Fooo n~ I>-
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1915-08-10

Mrs. C. W. Nichols has returned
home from a two weeks visit to Mad
ison, S. D., where she assisted her
mother, Mrs. Flitcroft, in disposing
of her home and household effects.
Mrs. Flitcroft accompanied her
daughter to Bismarck and will make
her home acre permanently.
Mr.. and Mrs. klabunde Of Hazelton
where Mr.. Klabunde is a prominent
merchant, stopped in Bismarck yes
terday, enroute home from Yellow
stone Park, by auto, via the Red
Trail, and were accompanied by Mrs.
l.. A. Corwin. After a brief stop In
this city, they proceeded to their
home in HazeltOn.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30


When Is a lie not lie? When you
kiss the bruised flesh OF baby's
finger and tell them II hurts no more.
When you tell the dear sick ones,
looking with eager. anxious eyes to-
ward the shores Of health. how bright
they look and how they are improv.
ing day by day. When the doctor.
with happy smiles. assures the pa
tient he Is ION the mend" and will
soon be out. When the captain on
the wide waste OF sea with a sinking
ship Gains the rising frantic fear TIL
he can launch the boats away. When
the boy at the crossroads in New
Jersey was asked by pursuing red
coats which way Washington went
pointed In the opposite direction
When the genius OF the world weaves
fiction that enriches all mankind and
leads them to the highway Of eternal
right. Indeed the line between the
right and wrong. between truth and
untruth has puzzled mighty minds foI
ages.-Exchange.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30

senuity"-the world state-arriyes,
that there win be no need for Nations
TO arm themselves except for the pur-
pose Of international police. But IN
the present lack OF world organiza-
ton. when each Nation is the sole
guardian Of its own independence and
sovereignty. the prohibition Of the ex'
portation Of arms from one Nation "a
another would probably foist upon the
world militarism more dire and
calamitous than anything that hu
mainly has ever seen or contem
plated.
Selling death Is an undoubted evil
Refusing to sell death. when the al
tentative Is what II Is. Is likely "a
result In even greater evil.
rs not the statesman the better
moraiist?"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30

The syndicate financing the loan
OF s5oo.ooo.0oo to the allies are to
discount the loan to the borrowers
at 36. They are to secure the funds
by popular subscriptions from the pub
lie in amounts as low as 500 at IS. A
net profit to the syndicate to 20 with
OF 2 per cent. or the neat little sum
Of 100000 on the entire loan
Quite a nice little pickup. and quite
neat BIT OF financiering.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30
OF Rory o'More's Mind.

We know boy who knows girls.
all right. He's only six years old.
but he observes things. We heard
his mother calling him down for rude
ness at play the other day. and our
eavesdropping was rewarded with
this:
Billie" called the mother. Il want
you to quit teasing that little girl.
Aren't you ashamed Of yourself?"
well. got to tease somebody.
an"
You've got to tease somebody
That's n fine idea. must say! And
So"
Yes. n she wants to be teased. II
! quit she'll 10 play with some other
!, little boy."-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30

his shoulder and a toy horse draggine
behind him on string.
Hello I said; are you movingT
"'No, no. said Gottlieb; I'm on my
way to see my girl The candy's for
her. The meats for the dog. The
cigars are for the old man. and the
horse Is for the little brother. I've
got to square all hands. you know.
Washington Star.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Musical critics should be sound
judges.
An old bachelor says that love is
not only blind but dumb.
Persuasion indicates a strong viii,
and obstinacy a strong won't.
A woman always has her suspicious
Of the man who never lies to her.
But physician who takes his life
seriously is not always dangerous
man.
Men are like potatoes-they never
know when they viii get into ho
water.
When Adam got on good thinl
no one ever said: Il always liked
that joke"
Some men resemble pyramids
broad at the foundation. but rathel
narrow at the top.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

IT'S remarkable how soon man
IL forgotten after he's dead"
Il guess you never knew my wifes
first husband. Puck.
Il would like to take you apart. sir"
Thank you. sir. but I've just come
from the hospital. Ameri-
can.
Curate--f am glad TO hear your hus-
band Is showing so much improve
ment. Mrs. stiggins.
Houeful wife-Oh, yes. sir. thank
you. 'E's so much better, Why. e
don't say Is prayers no more Of a
night now.-Passing Show.
Patience-so he never took any
marriage vows?
Patrice-0h. yes. he did.
but thousnt ne was sun pach'
eior?"
"He Is: but he vowed he'd never
get arried."-Yonker Statesman.
Let him who has enough ask for
nothing more.-Horace.
"The worst thing about alcohol,
said Uncle Bill Bottletop. lis the way
II ruins the memory"
Has II impaired yoursy'
"somethin' terrible. know per
fec,ly that I oughtn't to take a drink
but can't remember not to."-wash
ington Star.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30
WIT AND HuMoR.
squarIna Al Hands.

The Quadruple Alliance. trying "a
square Greece. trying to square Rou'
mania and Bulgaria: trying. in fact,
to square everybody. reminds me Of
Gottlieb Muller"
Ernst Eichorn. the German consul
to Savannah. laughed heartily and re-
sumed:
7 met Gottlieb Muller one night
with . big box Of candy under one
lrm and . bic bundle Of meat under
~ other. . boz Of cigars slung over
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30

That man who wished he was rock
A-sittin ON n hill.
Would be blessing to mankind
II he could keep that still.
He couldn't cuss.
He couldn't fuss.
He couldn't take up room
n is needed by the man who tries
no make this old world boom"
y j. l. c.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30

Germanys money is as good as
anybody's when II comes to buying
war munitions in the United States.
OF course she cannot take II home
because Great Britain rules the seas.
but by buying Il she can keep II out
Of the hands Of the allies.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30

DIR. Brooks says Europe had pre-.
paredness and now has war. The
United States has no preparedness
and is at peace. Sounds good ut the
hrst reading. but suppose we had a
lot OF neighbors joining fences with
US who were armed to the teeth /!
Il Is Just possible they would make
rs hunt the tall timber.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30

Great Britain and France have ar.
ranged to borrow s5oO.ooo,Ooo in the
United States. The cost Of the par
to these two countlses at a low fsti.
mate is s25.ooo.ooo a mys-sud this
new loan is therefore supply for
only twenty days. That the war must
end soon or the whole world 20 broke,
Is not difficult to see.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30

Butter fat at 30 cents a pound
sounds good. Are you prepared to
have a part in the benefits Of the
Bryan creamery? II not, no time
should be lost in making the start.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30

The agricultural exhibits that will
be shown at our fair on October 10
and Il are to be sent to the Dallas
fair. For this reason the very best
specimens to be found in the county
should be assembled.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30

raith in cleanup campaigns to re.
lieve the city OF mosquitoes has been
abandoned. We shall await patiently
the coming OF the chilling winds Of
winter. and In the meantime continue
to use our Colts As on them as occa-
sion presents.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30

What's the matter with Bryan
sending out an auto trade excursion
through her trade territory! Silver
platters have fallen into disuse; we
must 20 after Il II we want II.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30

Don't forget the football game at
A. & NJ. tomorrow afternoon. II is
your duty as a loyal friend Of A. a
NJ. to be there and help root the home
team to victory.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30

That the cotton on the hills Is
rapidly being cleaned up. is evidenced
by the rapid falling on In daily re-
ceipts.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1915-09-30

"what do you know about the char
acter Of the defendant" the JUDGE
asked negro washerwoman subpos-|
naed In an accident case. A white
man had been arrested for careless
driving OF a secondhand car.
Hits tolerable." Miranda said.
Have you ever seen him drive HE
car beforey"
"yes. sah."
would you consider him careless,'
well. ledge. ex fer de car-dst
little thing amt gwinter hurt nobody.
but being as we is all here. I might "a
well tell yo' dat he sho' Is keerless
bout payin' TO- his washl"-Case and
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