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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04
Go To Beehive For Real Philosophy OF Life
1915 Chicken Show Was A Complete Success

Monorcas and Buff Orpingtons TO sho-
at the poultry show" said l. H Nor
gan, OF Albuquerque. And I am high
y pleased at the splendid awards and
the still more splendid show"
'On my farm which is scarcely
farm for it is but ten acres. / have $50
thoroughbred chickens" said William
Wallace Of Tyrone. n II. And I have
made up my mind that I shall never
have anything but first class chickens
on my place again. 1t is not only a
good financial investment to have a
large fowl yard, but it is a pleasure too,
once one comes to know what interest
ing creatures chickens are"
Something like IS years ago 7 was
called to that part OF town now known
dug up by some wOrkmen." said DR..
d. H Huffnaker. discussing the find
OF what is believed to be a petrifiec
man in the Rio Grande valley BY ].
X. Mann, of Highland Park AS re-
member it, the Broadway find was
The hands and the feet were in good
condition but the rest Of the body was
badly broken. don't believe that
this was the cement man known as the
Cardiff giant I had a chance to in
spect Mr.. Mann's discovery. which had
fornia- DR.. Darnall had advanced the
theory that an excess Of certain ma
tural salts in the body would have
the effect of creating a stOnelike body.
I made a very close examination OF
the body especially the chest, where
torn away before the body set in
stone
Christmas time, which should be a
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04

he minded his own affairs, personal
and national and thereby made his
country great in the eyes Of the world.
There are real old-time Americans vet.
but here and there are faddist who
either pretend to labor under an ap-
prehension OF incessant attacks by
other nations or who want an Ameri-
can soldiery TO act as a constabuIary
force Tor the entire earth. They want
the government to be prepared to re-
pei imaginary attacks at home and in
vite useless scraps abroad. which the
American taxpayer pays for, whether
they are won or lost. That's JingOism.
However. our government will simmer
the matter down to a cOmmonsense
level and will organize an army the
size actually needed and a navy the
size IL must have. We can trust any
old party in power for that
Soon the time will be here. when we
celebrate the sacred memory OF the
Good VIII TO Men This materialistic
age, whilst il still shows a forbearing
attitude towards Legendary lore" and
showers shekels to build costly struc-
lures for the peTpetuation OF The same,
does not take any real stock in it.
Commercialism is the drive-wheel OF
the present and now all at once IL has
been discovered that militsrism must
go with Il or the nation cannot en-
dure. Well then let US have il, but
let Us use il in a way that viii make
the nation richer as well as stronger.
instead OF impOverishing it by en-
tanglements and everlasting conten-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04
Wives Are Dividers Of Mems Sorrows
Car Make Paradise of Ore Room Cottage
Sorrows

cheaply as one. They find later that
not only can two live as cheaply as
one. but that they have to 40 it. AS
in the case OF an automobile the first
cost of a wife is mere bagatelle. II
is the upkeep which counts. The ord
mary income goes into a wife once
with nothing left over. But those who
have tried to keep an automobile in
Inufflers. hoods, jackets, collars, shoes,
belts and aprons declare that a wife is
BY far the most satisfactory invest
ment- No automobile has yet been in
vented which viii come and sit IN your
lap when you are tired and viii tell
ysB thai II you had your just deserts
you would be elected president. vice
president and member OF congress for
life
The first wife was Eve She cost
Adam a rib. but he got off easily at
that, for he didn't have 70 match
American beauties with some rival for
her The finest collection OF wives in
history were accumulated by Solomon
and Henry the Eighth Wives are IA
nous as conversationalists and many
man who has spent his entire after
noon with his feet on his desk talking
baseball has remarked that d woman
never seems 10 get through talking at
the supper table
protected by the Adams Newspaper
Service.l
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04

There is a bunch of fAu-AmericanE, who
would want 10 see it installed as a
wOrld-marine police, just as they want
to see Uncle Sam in the role of q
world policeman and general world
performer Some people call a world
reformer q guardian Of the right sort
and others call him a meddler Of the
worst sort. Some people believe the
only way to reform other people ina
tiOns) is 10 make them think their
thoughts. sing their songs, cut their
Womens skirts by the refOrmer's pat
tern and. II possible. change their re-
ligion and their lingo. For instance,
We civilized white people make great
sport of the Chinaman's ancestral de-
yotion. but, after all. that is one ad-
ditional attribute of the Chinaman. dis
tinguishins the race from the beasts
of the field We give expression to
the same idea from a different angle.
We confine IL within the cliques OF
our aristocracies and have our pedi-
grees and codes of heraldry. We do
not render devotion TO the spirits OF
our ancestry. but are supposed TO re-
ceive distinction merely BY being able
to recount them.
But to return to the subject; About
50 years ago the American gentleman
was recognized as the gentleman Of
the world" all over the globe: the rep
resentative Of civilized freedom He
was neither prO-English, pro-French,
pro-German nor pro-Anything, save
America. with a dash here and there
OF prO-good hold Irish whisky and
sprinkling Of pro-German lager beer.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04

tions and strife Some day, perhaps,
mankind will find out what God Gre
ated II for and the land whereon il
dwells-not to be fought over and
drenehed with blood. but to be COW
cred viii. crops and herds; with cities
and villages, not to be bombarded and
destroyed. but to be filled with friend
" faces and the fruits OF their labor;
with schools and Fairgrounds. not with
war hospitals and Red Cross camps;
with backgrounds for Tine-clad cot
tages and fig trees. not with blood
soaked trenches and barb wire en-
tanglements.
Perhaps the day viii come. when
mankind need no longer mine the seas
and build and support big armored
tubs and floating destroyers to pro-
tect its carriers Of commerce and make
Secure the intercourse between the
different nations. 1 am no oracle.
neither public nor private; 1 am sim
ply expressing my opinions. however
unimportaut. as one out OF the
branches Of the common herd II /
am wrong; il the Tarcry OF the pres
ent is but the keynote for the coming
ages: if men will not have peace and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04

- you ever stop to think in the midst Of Lealth
how thankful you ought to be that you are
WELL hearty and carefTee-what blessing It IS
to be able TO go where you please, when you please
and do as you please, without restraint?
Do you ever think of the shutns those unforunates
who day after day are bedrdden confined within four
walls shut out from the beautiful sunlight, the wonder
full ozGne the activities that make life joyous ard
beautiful 10 you; of the hundreds Who besides being
sick are also without the funds to provide the
comforts Of life; of tie anguish that must rack the
hearts Of those to whom they near and DEAR who
are unable to minister to them their hours of need?
This is wonderful beautiful old world to many of
US; it is Just dark just dreary, just as painful
to many others. There hospitals full Of suffering
homes full Of despair much of which could be relieved
by little thoughtfulness the part of those who are
blessed With health and prosperity.
With the approach of the season when we celebrate
the birth OF Him who taught charity the highest
and greatest Of all earthly things, II is time in par
tcuar when minds should revert to alternating distress
When enjoy continued good health we are prone
forget what blessing It is It requires sick spell to
give view of She angle Of life that is really worth
While; to enable rs to get good perspective and aP
rreciate fully the good that is around u.s.
One who has really been very sick one time, can
scarcely be calloased TO suffering again. There
Is always left feeling that goes out to those In distress
different sort of wsy-an understanding OF things
that the always vel person cannot expect to feel
The past few days have been recalling to the writer
the days Of just year ago, when the surgeons knife
vintry night necessary to save life, and, wan
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04

TROM the beehive man can take
big lesson said Charles Wohlen-
= berg. owner OF a 300 colony bee
farm at Tularosa, X. NJ. as well as
200 well bred Rhode Islaud Reds and
White Leghorns-
do that man viii not is that be readily
lays down his life when his work is
done and wanders away from the hive
to die. Often / have picked the little
fellows up and placed them near the
going in they turn and start out again.
They have a wonderful idea Of service
ar1 DO not care TO Ire unless they
can serve It Is when their wings be-
gin to wear out that they leave their
industrious homes TO return no more
and the nurse bees take care OF the
eggs through the period of Larvae up
10 the time the young bee cuts himself
out of his wax cell The nurse bee
becomes a nurse bee Immediately upon
emerging from its cell, which is after
nurse bee is met by the worker bees
and relieves them of the sweets which
they have brought in from the flow
ers and the fields. They receive this
nectar into their first stomach where
Il assumes the constituency OF ice
cream and in this state it is fed to the
hungry larvae. II is wonderful 70 me
to watch the bees at their work, their
wonderful system, the way that each
bee has its work TO perform and the
manner in which they perform II Ineir
own lives are uothing-it is the hive
life personified in the queen bee that
counts"
ssT broueht down q batch OF black
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04
FaUors Big Navy, But Not Big
Army; Future Battles On Oceans

race over race, of nation over nation,
will be fought out in the days to come
The present big rumpus is largely a
land rumpus- 1t was born on land
many. many years ago. to settle scores
which grew on land and with the land
The outcome of this sum of Anticipated
grudges and ambitions win tell the
story OF who shall be master Of the
outlets and the inlets OF the seas. The
issue would have been decided ere
now, were il not for the overwhelm-
ing sea power Of one Of the bellig-
erents-
When I was a school boy my teacher
told me there was twice as much wa
ter surface on the earth as land.
now believe that after the European
nations find themselves after this
war CHE United States being in
geographically or otherwise unalter-
able pOsition) all future wars will be
in the same proportions. that is. there
viii be twice as much fighting and
contending on the sea as on land.
Therefore again. let US have & navy
and let it be a navy. We viii need
this navy to help US. by protection.
make a decent living. X do not really
need it TO fulfill any other mission.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04

season Of only joy and happiness. is
ruined for the majority OF people who
are employed in the stores and shops
BY the selfishnsss Of the buying pub
OF the y W O. A. II we should observe
the Golden Rule at any time OF the
year We should observe II at Chrfstuas
time BY doing our Christmas shopping
early Don't make Christmas season 3
nightmare fatigue and exhaustion. fer
ming out your gifts in advance b.
knowing what you viii need TO get ana
py shopping in the morning you viii
be doing more 70 keep alive q Christ
mas spirit than by any number OF
gifts you may give.
The way Of the Carrsnza marty ir
Mexico as the recognized government
lies Open" said Mexican consul An
dres G. Garcia villa cannot last
a great while longer. and the pacifica-
ton Of the country is now only mat
ing out Of the organization Of the
civil government and the reconstruc-
tiOu of Mexico That is big lob
and one for which the Mexican people
have longed FOR five years. Rehabili-
tation viii follow in the course OF
Felix Diaz viii be relegated 70 ths
scrap heap OF back numbers"
-El FasO is prospering.- said Juliu.
krakauer. We are adding TO our
building because FL Paso has kept Us
growing 50 fest with her incIeasins
demands for building materials ant
various allied supplies that new r50u
must be had for our bigger business.
And in a measure the same prosperity
IN this city Is making all business mer
seek more room for their operations"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04
CABARET MUSICIANS
CHARGED WITH YAGRANCY

Sam Jacobs known as "Curley" and
a violinist was arrested Thursday at
the International bridge while coming
into FL Paso from Juarez and was fined
SIS IN the corporation court Friday
afternoon on the charge OF vagrancy.
The fine was RENTED on condition
that Jacobs leave the city at once.
which he agreed to DC, taking the
night train for Chicago.
T. Oldstein. said to be a cabaret piano
player was arrested with Jacobs and
given a fine of S25 This fine was not
RENTED and Oldstein was permitted
by judge Paul Thomas 10 remain in
the city until his wife, who is III, has
recovered.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04

their daughter, Miss Allie Nay Wilson
OF Louisville, KY. here FOR the winter
Mrs. John p. Ramsey has z house
full OF guests from the east. Misses
Nell and Phoebe Ramsey. Of Dayton,
Misses Anna and Helen Ramsey,
OF NJ, Tn 81. o. rs
Waoasn L4i--oau, sna Miss mary Eal-
mer ana Miss Bessie Howard the last
four from ST Louis, are visiting Mrs.
Ramsey here.
Flotaiiie nt II Ei-Soe-l.s to04y express
ed opinions on president ROOsevelt's
first message to congress United
States commissioner ". D. Howe said
that he was struck with the careful
consideration given all subjects dis
cussed- Judge Peyton Edwards said
the keynote Of protection and recip-
rocity had been struck. Judge W
Kemp said the message was a clear
and sensible state paper Iedse Leigh
Clark stated that il was a concrete
document. City attorney VIM L Dyer
declared the west can now have more
hope in Roosevelt Tan ever before
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04
1T OPENS UP IN LIFE AFTE

couragemen for the sicyou are getting better, you
are going to be up a few days. There is perhaps
Joke tell you little story that makes you forget
for the moment that you in pain The psychology
joy and life is preached in its most beautiful manner
Somberness is taboOed at hospital Hospitals
places to get people WELL and cheer and cheerfulness
are preached and praeticed Nurses and supervisors
come and 90 always with smiles and encouragement
If You are convaescng you told how this patient
has Just eaten big meal and enjoyed it and you
tempted with the stories of the good things to eat in
the kitchen The Joy of life is kept in the foreground
in everything that happens in hospital hospital
is great institution to learn to appreciate the good
things in life. It is a great place to learn to appre
that the sick may be made WE'LL that the depressed may
be made to feel buoyant.
It is all such beautiful lesson that it might almost
be said it is good to be sick IN awhile; and really
it is good be sick, real sick onee the great big
beautiful world is much beautiful after
and the recoecons of the people who have dedicated
their lives to making the well and happy, are
among the most beautiful that be carried down the
remainder of lfe's journey.
Bryan's peace dove is going joy riding in a fivver
-o-
In the day of universal wireless telephony it viii
be onch for the gossip grabber who listens in on
the line
Railroads sharing in the general prosperity.
Every statement of earnings it appears shows
tremendous increase over its predecessor.
Tombstone officers captured "two wagonloads Of
BOOZE" according to the Prospeetor II is safe bet
that official headquarters are popular these days.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04

The rush 10 the Kentucky Home
restaurant is explained; Mrs. Williams
Is cook
Mrs VIII Price on Ochoa street is
entertaining her sister. Miss Emily
Bergman. Of Kansas.
Victor 6. Wilson. OF MOrenci. Ari-
IONA. is in town and says he win
make FL Paso his future home.
Miss Edith Newman is entertaining
Miss Jones, OF Nevada. daughter OF
senator Jones. OF that state.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Colburn have
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04

w YIVES are what RANGES become
M when they have descended
from the seventh heaven into
: kitchen and q Bingham apron
A wife is a divider OF mans sorrow.
q multiplier Of his joys. an adder to his
family, a subttractor from his surplus
and a compound, complex and major
fraction OF his existence. No home is
complete without a wife. She can take
a one room cabin, anc in her winsome
way can make q paradise out Of It with
a few kind words and some curtains.
But she can also take a IS room man
sion and make a purgatory out Of II.
by going to Europe and only returning
fo- Christmas every third year.
Wives are very ornamental and are
the very finest possible homes deco
ratiOns. They are not so successful as
street ornaments. A woman can en-
heIlish a home with a smile that
doesn't cost anything per candle power
at I'll. and yet after she has gone
down the street in $1,150 worth Of i'm
ported clothes and has done her very
pest 10 improve the thoroughfare. il
is no better for it and tue clothes
aren't either.
Wives are common in all parts OF
the world and too blamed common
IN some parts, such as Turkey ana
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04
Progressive Doctoring

TOOK
cid
bueked the whole
muscles Itooks
qun hvers
that liver lued
TOOK
dope for this disease and that;
ANGUISH aching
pills swallow the buy; each pin demands
another pill to ohow-hand the 6tters
protected by servce) WALT Mason
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04
THE BIBLE IN SCHOOL.

Editor FL Paso Herald;
1 went to a public school that was
opened with the Lords Prayer. and /
was not harmed BY repeating it. ]
have a child now going to a public
school that does not observe it. VIII
you please tell me when and by whom
a law was passde in this state pro-
hibiting the English Bible being taught
in the public schocls2 What do the
taxpayers and parents think Of the
Gary SYSTEM ] don't approve Of Il.
I want to warn them. Bewarel Please
give me an answer.
A. S. Chandler.
CThe constitution OF Texas forbids
preference being given to any religious
sect OF organization in public schools,
but there Is no law in Texas forbid
ding the reading Of the Bible in the
schools.-Editor.)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04
IA YEARS AGO TO-DAY
Prom me Herald Of rails Date. 1894.

Just before noon today Workmen on
the FL Paso & Southwestern right Of
way near Fort Bliss set off a blast
which brought down an unexpected
mass OF rock and debris, that broke
the main cable Of the Western Union
line into the city. II took three hours
to repair the damage TO the telegraph
line before communication with Denver
and points intermediate could be re-
sumed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04
By GEORGE FITCH.

Utah If women ever get suspicious
and particular. wives viii become
much rarer than they are now Most
men acquire wives at an early age
under the belief that two can live as
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04

live. why then let them go to war and
get kilt slretty-
l. Binswanger.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04

Railroads sharing in the general prosperity
Every statement of earnings, it appears, shows
tremendous increase over its predecessor.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04

Tombstone officers captured 1.-TWO vagonoads Of
booze" according to the Prospector. It is safe bet
that official headquarters popular these days.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04

In the day of universal wireless telephony it vii
cineh for the gossip grabber who listens in
he line
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04

Il brought down a batch Of black
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-12-04

Bryan's peace dove is going joy riding in flivvsr
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-08

The other day an eighty-one-year-
DID man said that since he stopped
taking baths. which was some years
back, mis- health had been better. An
other Santa Claus of the same age
attributed his wonderful physicai con
dition to Turkish baths. Il eat every.
thing from mince pie to fried salt
pork he said. I've drunk rum and
whiskey when ! felt like it. I've
smoked and chewed tobacco. And 4
want to tell you that there's nothing
better for the nerves and general
health ihan chewing tobacco, I'm as
sound as dollar and as spry as a
kitten Isn't this enough to harrow
UP the soul and freeze the blood OF
modern expert on right living?"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-08
WHEN BABY HAS 1dE cROUp.

When mother is awakened from
sound sleep to find her child who has
gone to bed apparently the best Of
health struggling for breath, she is
naturally alarmed. Yet ii she can
keep her presence OF mind and give
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy every
ten minutes until vomiting is produc.
ed, quick relief will follow and the
child will drop to sleep to awaken in
the morning as wel as ever. This
remedy has tsen in use for many years
with uniform success. Obtainable
eyerywhere.-9dv. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-08
Keen a Memorandum.

Keep a little notebook on your H.
orary shelf If you are in the habit OF
lending Jour books TO your friends
Have II alphabetically arranged and
every time you lend a book put down
tho name OF 1he friend TO whom you
gave 1t. together with the title Of the
book. II is only matter of min
ute to do this and saves lots OF time
and worry over trying to locate miss
ing books.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-08

In Russia, because the peasants
have no books to read. they are all
forced to read the book OF nature.
They do not hear the imitation of the
nightingale, therefore they listen to
the nightingale itself They do not
look at real life as depicted in now
els, therefore they look at real life
without the novels.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-08
Mrs. Ethel Gates Leeds
Teacher of Piano.
925 Mimi. Ave. Phone 535.
Eleven Years Experience.
A-Im
Velvet for Cleaning.

A small piece of velvet is a fine
cleaner for brass, and for polishing sill
Terware it is better than chamois. It
quickly removes the dust from wood
work. and if used to rub the stove aft
er II has been blacked viii produce a
high polish. There is nothing better
to dust felt hat. SILK dresses and
other silk articles should always be
busted with il, for 1t cleans perfectly
without cutting or otherwise injuring
the silk.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-08
RECOMMENDS CHAM5ERLAlN'S
COUCH REMFrY.

Last winter ! used bottle OF
Chamberlain Cough Remedy for !
bad bronchial cough. | felt its bene
ficial effect Immediately and before
had finished the bottle was cured.
never tire Of recommending this rem
edy to my friends" writes Mrs. VIII
liam Bright, Ft. Wayne. Ind. Obtain
ahia avervwhere re.-Adv. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1915-10-08
Explains FIow Of Rluers.

The easterly direction Of the great
rivers Of America is obviously due to
the position Of the Andes. which runs
north and south, on the western side
Of the continent. while the chain OF
mountains which traverses Europe
and Asia from west to east cause the
great number OF rivers which flow
north and south.