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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19

Sven Tollstadius of Chicago, ne
phew Of Henning landau Of this city,
has taken a position IN his real estate
office here.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19
Town Of Elm Dali

Town Of Elm Dale
Chairman-Andrew Rydholm.
Supervisors L. Anderson and A.
H. Peterson.
Clerk-James johnson.
Treasurer s. Borgstrom.
Assessor-Andrew Martinson.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19

A marriage license was issued yes
terAay to John P. Casey Of Stearns
county and Miss Zellner of this county.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19

Town Of Ripley
Chairman-R. C. Tedford.
Supervisors Gaboury, ST.,
and J. B. Doucette.
Clerk-Genore Pelky.
Treasurer-Leon Dugas.
Assess0r-Ed. LaForce.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19

j. z. N. Barnes, who has been quite. i'll
the past week, is reported better.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19

- ROAD BILL REPE4-.ED "a
The Elwel road bill was-repealed Dy
the house Wednesday by a:vote of 70
to AZ. -~ eev[-.-l.. + :. ;, = =>-z.. .=s-&.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19
Town Of Pq1Ski

Chairman-Ben L. Bvans.
ks%!ssF;. snPs5k;sors-Mat2e ei'"''ka and st.
Clerk-Jos. Chpfalowski.
Treasurer-F4mk Froncak.
Assessor In Fenneman.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19

Town Of Buh
Chairman-Geo. Hoffman.
Supervisors-Henry Krusheck and
Peter Tretter.
Clerk-Frank Konen.
Treasurer-John Boser.
Assessor-Edward Konen.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19

Town Of Richardson
Supervisor-T. H. Smith.
Clerk-C. E. Look.
Treasurer-G. 0. Martin.
Assessor-H. II. Sanborn.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19
Town Of Swanville

Town of Swanville
Chairman-Math Zwilling.
Supervisors-Joh Pepin and An
drew Melby.
Clerk-Robt. A. Petz.
Treasurer-Wm. F. Beseman.
Assessor-Christ Molde.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19

Town CT Two Rivers
Chairman-Nick Burgraff.
Clerk-A. C. Barton.
Treasurer-A. C. Masog.
Assessor-Jchn Gamroth.
Town Of Leigh
.Supervisors-J. C. Miller, Chas.
Scott.
Treasurer-August Drews.
Town clerk-Irwin j. Drews.
~-Assesser-August Drews. ~
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19

Town Of Platte
Chairman-Christ Reese.
Supervisors Valentine and
Jos. Matlock.
Clerk-C. J. Smith.
Treasurer-Henry Waninger.
Assessor-Paul Kuklinski.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19

Town of Lakin
Chairman-Chas. Chesney.
Treasurer-A. J. Nelson.
Town clerk-F. J. Hanks.
Assessor-Frank Sterr, Jr.
Supervisors-E. D. Carson, NJ. A.
Jenson.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19

Town Of Buckman
Chairman-John Kelzenberg,
Superyisors-Aug. Sauer and Math
Zenrer.
Clerk-J E. Brandt.
Treasurer-Joseph Hortsch
Assessor B. Dehler.
Town of Culdrum
Chairman-Fred Bergstrcm.
Supervisors-Aug. Axel and Frank
Zilke.
Clerk-Swan johnson.
Treasurer-Wm. Hartwig.
Assessor-John Super.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19

Town of Rosing
Chairman-Hans Nelson.
Clerk-Gust Franzen.
Treasurer-Chas. Swanson.
Assessor-Victor Winberg.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19
Town of Scandia Valley

Town Of Scandia Valley
Chairman-R. Borgstrom.
Supervisors-N. A. Swanson an
n. Nelson.
Clerk-E. Davis.
Treasurer-Hans Naslund. n
Assessor-A. B. Sharp.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19

Town Of Little Falls
Supervisor-J. H. Schneider.
Clerk-J. E. Claassen.
Treasurer. I. Pedley.
Assessor. F. Pedley.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1915-03-19

County auditors collect payments
and interest on state lands.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-11-25
POSTOFFICE OPEN
IN THE MORNING
order From Washington Caused Reyl.
sion OF Postmaster Wea,er's HOLIDAY
Plans for Thanksgiving

uslng the power delegated TO all
poS'lnasters In absence of general
order to close their noytuftlces ON
legal holidays, Claude Weaver. local
postmaster, announced ON November
~ that no deliveries would he made
III oklahoma city ON Thanksgiving
uay' TN the following day however.
Daniel q. Roper first assistant post
master general. issued general order
To the effect that ul postofflrrs should
rrmain open during the morning. aud
Mr. Weaver accordingly changed his
plans after the bulletin. which did not
arrive until November ~ aud whirh
contained Mr. ROper's order was rp.
celved
Accordingly one delivery was mndp
In the city Thursday aud collections
made us on sundays Servire win
dows were open until 10 o'clock IN
the morning aud all mails destined
Tor outside points dispatched
MIR Roper's order was not issued
because OF storm " protest com
Ink from Okatomn CITY, according Ia
MIR. Weaver, but was formulated be-
fore the local closing order was is
sued. Indeed, the Washington order
WIS sent to every office " 'Nr
United States locally the holiday
announcement was very popular
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-11-25
THE EMPRESS

That wonderful photorlly Of tense
nenrt Interest, "Thc Sign " the
Rose ' with George Heban dellneat.
ing the alien ls being presented
az the Empress today ON a return en-.
gagement II is one " the most pro.
toundly Impressive productions eve,
illmed. II reaches down into The
depths uf the human heart ana ere
"'es emotions that make better men
ana women. II shows thar beneath
,ht rough Jacket of rhc hborer there
yeats heart az tender ana sympa
lhtuc az any iu the world. Rebau,,
ueiuineation Of the Italian whose
.hlld Is Killed in ou auto accident is
one or the murvcls ur the stage Hr
was seen In oklahoma city several
yeurs ago In the vaudeville sketch
,hai oulshone Anna Held herself and
latcr was screened In this sane ,hn'
Ioplay at the Empress Just the nns
gay e performance. nt n a. n. /
% D. and y p. M, viii begiven
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-11-25

amusement he can create w.i prov"
particularly entertaining SHUus
rockatuos. the highest puueI and
most magnificent bird act 900 nuIr-
Vile winds up the show with most
Noteworthy exhibition OF iur oJu.a
lonul possibilities of these uuusu-
ally. Intelligent fealhered performers
~ picture program ~ eight
hGh.,iass pictures includes Ulaf ..Ic-
hutol movie star King H2gs.t boo
am appealing Thanksgiving drama ui
, tn, northwestern country Zoo three
rols Man or Money Another no.
table picture on today's program is
the twu-roel railroad drama TIA,
| Desperate Leap featuring trr pop.
| uIur Universal actress Helen Holmes
/ lu m, leading part
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-11-25
WINDOWS ARE
DRESSED up
Local Firms Make Special Dis
Lays in Honor of Shrin-
ers and Teachers

D ESPuNhlNG TO the appeal u See
~ retary Elmer h. Brown NJ the
Chamber OF Commerce, that oklahoma
city windows be appropriately deco.
ntrl Thursday iu honor Of the Wis.
l'Hg Shriuers, teachers aud football
HII- business firms have conceived
m" of the clcyrrr-t IDEAS imagin.
abbey
oHn window that attracted great
..H. U. attention hornusc NJ the fact
.Mh 10 "h.Ilcd two birds with one
-'... uns that Of the Frpdcrlckson.
NrN Music company g-l West Main
street, seated uu miniature school
."... uu",pundlng iu every detail Ia
'N.. n-rl m public schools. were
.u'-u Hu.I- wearing shrine fezges
>.un 'Ul folded hand. and were pvi
'.m.N listening iulrutIy to the In,
fu..u uf the tpauhrrdoll, stand
.u- n 20 platform In front NJ the
.u aud wearing one NJ the Shrine
.r.u- u.su. while other uf the "pu
I.. .HI hands raised as il to ash
Dice .' 'N" uuausWrmhr question,
hW .... school children can think
lp Seated by the side uf teacher
Au- OBJ. wei. known HIS Master,
,,,' Victor dog iu correspondence,
,u lNu ".u,iuu also Haunting Shrin,
| uu0I-, while uu the walls wer,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-11-25

"N#M. 1900 unl going To hurt You.
said rur #nU-l VI, method is pain
Ipss
THE m with ihp toothache set
Ird himself comfortably hSrk Ia the
han mI mDlrl rgehly
I'm -Hu foo nrat that hc gur
gpd
Tho dentist went ahead with his rat
dlliug
snIln rn. patient lcuprd into m,
ln m. m.. drawn Boo agony aud Nh,
lp,, nir nrtHrr His head ouly
ui,syI OH. tIms hy hult au inch
.Wn4r, fNu matter did / hurI
,nu. l,NuI lhu dentist
.NM ..r w wuptd cyrnim
me- unuwI y wa. Just Jumping M
and cracking my heels together In I'M
c,uhrmn.u oft my joy know nov
what SON mum by painless dentistry.
What"
apnu.rs. Du the dentist"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-11-25
COLLEGE TEAM SAILS

Teachers Lunch Doe, Basement aol
cord building Adv.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-11-25
knnsaa All Riphl

From the Philadelphia Press
More than one hundred girls weigh.
Ink over two hundred pounds each nm,
registered ut the state unlyersit, of
Kansas There can't be much Of an,
thing the matter With Kansas, We
should thiSS
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-11-25

MANILA Nov 20 The Uul,crsl,
NJ Chicago baseball team, whicn ha.
been touring japan aud the phillp
pines niled Thursday for home -lhc
teo'H hos won a3 gnmes ana lost seven
ON its tour.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-11-25
THE MET

Attractions that ate different con
tiuur at the Met theater Now comes
the first American made drama ia
colors called The Adventures OF q
Madrap There has been few for
rlgn made dramas In colors but never
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1915-11-25
COUNTY AGENT
TO The FRONT
c. W. Callerman, Oklahoma
Co. Agent, Tells of Trials
and Tribulatons
SEES A RAY OF HOPE
Where Demonstrators Were
Received With Hostility,
They Are Now Welcomed


.,.,
I'm, t'" y, J" spite 81 II" op-
s'"'"' ~ wa, ''''.'' Io nr over
,',. ,o",, W., WI, u'''''"'''', We nave en-
,Vo'' '" '''" WV "'''''' We nave
~ va" ~, " '' UI nope
"O"'" "" '',''"' 'I despair.
w" WV" VIC ''N W.T. '''' p"S'
"" S'"'. ','" N'"I' "lu'h
h '"''' '''" NoiU'
unHH' iHH' '"'''"' y" '""I''l agent
w" '"''' "'" '", ""I'
THE sprnI.r .... .0..... w. Caller
i man farm ............ ,,...I.
...,...,
P'' Wv ''
ne '.'.'. n'rni J,
much m..uMHr.... .. bee CON
tlnnrd .Hr /. r......... .I..I. r.,t uuly
by the pcor.o nu.... .I... nr ,.orI..
bnt by the uUl. g.....N 0. we'll
when the go.,lM.r r-r rr.yIJ.d
for thpuffiu r.. nr..... rrgrl.I him
"A, some ono ur fnu Washington
10 tell them ODD. ....f..., rb., lid
was wrUng I.. received him with
hostility. r,rI.. ..... ... ..n.ruI.J nnd
# ho. taken .,a.. ... ...,r..rp. oven
to the present ....r ..Erunf this upr.
hans upruru ..n...r -.. u, Luvr|
had 10 nsb. ,.r r.. of ur way
through ipnum... a.H uundiDr to'
vhntr,rr u...n.. .. ... u..nu,.
"Tr.t of M Il. ... u..r..nr, for
az 10 m.lW Mt.. u.r mind. ~ mapy
farmers pur..... r.. ..u. u,Iru.ur
al methods .....I. N. their grand
father ana .Yt ...drgtler. tnc
idcn that ,....Ma,... nnI drrp plov
ing mean nrr..rnrH n.sD,. mons tInv
faithfully ,r nu,r rr.nrl this uran
ornnda and d. ...r.u. tlr fart thai
IN. Uyrrng. a......ruu.. - rnusrryo
five fn tho l. u,,r.r /. the fnrt
that the must persistent cry even
now lu ibr ..,,'uwru0 bulletins and
rrngrrs,lyr farm ,uuuuI. f. dec
blowing uuI rotation N crops The
farmer. ua.. of Them have not bcpu
converted tu .ur uaiut uf view.
Cotton nprolitable
"Ip fine cotton growing sections Of
thr south the N.ul,.t fght " all hn,
been winged Cation. under no eco
untnir condition. .nyr those of the
urn. hpln,m slptrr, pprlod win ever
,r,duca morp than "A bare living fur
the farmer To Illustrate. there Is a
negro living lu oklahoma county
p and nbout seventy Der cent " the cot
p tom raised IN thr county Is grown b,
negroes who hns family VI elcycI
children. IIc f. "a tpunut farmer. Sry
pral vcnrs ago | offered the suggos
tion that ne secure a few hos an,
/, Irattlp. and even Induced the owner u
b. ,he farm 10 purchase the stock fo
- him to bc grown ON shares. Then
e Inskrd him to ulnnt feed crops an.
J devote sll.Hfrr share NJ his TIM
In cation RAISING
Demonstration Is Busy
- "Nuv the county agents time Is 81
ncruulrd h, multiplicity of thing
z thot bp seldom grts to devote NJ mur
4 attention tn thr individual as he mich
Z vI.b. .o h ,a. several months b,
h fore | rpmp tu the home NJ this pnI
rrulor p,eru The minute / saw IA
cettlr knew something was vrop,
/ nsErI tbp ur,rn whnl he had hoo
feeding hem An been fpedin' cr
Gavin mud oiheh stuff. sab. he sal,
r. uav. ,m vp,erpd them regularly
g -, 80 .r.r gn,,i Nus,an Corai
80 Al. n.,oh rnn,h, aLon, a..
salt ANA that Is the way II goe
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30
TRUTHFULIY SPOKEN.

Mrs. Rasp--I'd like to know
how you'd feel II you had to 20
to war and was in battles every
day, Henry Rasp? ~
Mr.. Rasp-Perfectly at home,
my dear; perfectly at home.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30

half-pint OF water will do where
the plant is set, and never plant
on a burning hot day.
Cabbage requires rich ground,
and comparatively quick results
can be obtained under good con-
dition. 1t Is possible to plant cab
bage quite late in the season, IL 1t
is . quick variety, right after
some of the earlier vegetables are
out Of the ground.
The plants may be set as close
as Is inches in rows two feet
apart in the small garden.
Cabbage Is annually becoming
a more popular crop in the United
States. The consumption Of sauer
kraut is no longer confined to the
German peoples. Its values as q
food is now generally known.
Kale is kind of aboriginal
cabbage. 1t is harder than cab
bage and requires less care.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30
CHAPTER XVII.
CABBAGE, KALE, ETC.
NV prof gnoflo .


Cabbage journeys over a haz-
ardous path from seed to crop.
Rot, maggots and worm leopard
ize the head from the time it ap-
pears above the ground.
Cabbage plants are always
started under glass for early
crops and transplanted. Trans
planting is necessary for the later
varieties, too, as only by develop
ing the plants in beds and exer-
cising extreme care can they reach
the stage of hardihood to permit
growth In the field or open plot.
II you can set but small
number Of plants. buying them
would, perhaps, be better than
attempting to grow them. Market
growers drop a small amount of
liquid manure into the hole "a
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30
To Arms !! Stand Pat |!

Elihu Root has sounded the standpat tocsin. Big
business must rule the country. The campaign of
1916 must be Mark Hanna affair." A cinch for the
trusts, or unemployment for everybody. High pro-
lection the republican standpat business man lies
down, notwithstanding that the already gives
him almost prohibtive protection. No government
u regulation of business. Business men have been
towards. They must fight Mark Hanna made
them Regrets that Mark isn't here to fry the fat
out of them.
It is good honest standpat tocsin and could only
be made more complete by adding: 'The common
people be damned"
Root is shrewd in presenting such platform. On
il anybody can run. Taft will do, or Penrose, or
Cannon or any Of the little twoby-fours in whose
bonnet the presidential bee is already buzzing
Unless in the meantime the presidential primary
is inaugurated national policy we shall surely
have one out-and-out standpat nominee for presi-
dent, representing all the commercial tyranny spec
ial privilege and political oppression against which
the people have been revolving since the days Of
Hanna, who at least honest in his belief in the
right to enjoy special privilege and the power to
bleed and to crush
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30
Dicks i'm the DOldrumS

Ex-Secretary Of the Interior Richard A. Ballinger
is down in the doldrlms.
He looks back to the early days of this nation and
beholds the Madisons, and Hancocks, and Hamil-
tons and other lawyers brilliantly establishing and
conducting this government.
But now he mournfully informs the Phi Delta Phi
legal fraernay at Seattle banquet the influence of
lawyers in governmental affairs is waning. This in
huence has passed to "press bureaus, syndicate
writer's, and upfters he says. He doesn't say why.
May we suggest reason?
It is this: If the big lawyers of today ware in
gession in the continental congress at Philadelphia
"A 1776, they would have branded the Declaration of
Independence as the mouthings of demagogues; had
they been members Of the constitutional convention
II 1871, they would have branded the United States
Constitution as freak legislation"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30
Public Service

Readers Of The Times complain that the street car
company now is enforcing rgdy the rule which pre-
vents persons boarding at other than the spec
1Iod transfer points using their transfers.
# works this way, among others:
person getting off north or south bound car
wishes to go up the cable. In the Is minutes or
thereabouts allowed for the transfer he may wish to
Welk to street to make purchase at the market.
Woe unto him If he does, for he either must walk
back to Broadway, Commerce street or Pacific ave-
me, whence he came, must dig up another nickel
No wonder the jitneys are real rival of the 4.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30

Dolly-Has that old lawyer
friend of yours won 6ny cases
lately?
Tootsie-Yes--he has con-
vinced a wealthy widow that she
needs him for q hubby!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30
! Lesson Close at Home

What Theodore Roosevelt and others meant re-
Gently when they said the United States defenses
were mere "paperv defenses is explained in man
uer which the whole Pacific Northwest will under
stand in this common, ordinary routine news-story:
'For some time It has been apparent to mill
tary men that while IT. Casey could Withstand
a attack by fleet, It could easily be rushed
from the rear and it's guns slenced
"There are q number Of places where land
Inc could be effected on WILDLY Island and the
landing force could then march unmolested to
the rear Of the fort and capture it with little or
no resistance"
In other words, this fort which the people of the
Northwest have counted sure defense, really
il defense only SO long the nice, obligng enemy
will lay out Puget Sound in front of its guns in
stead of walking up from behind where no guns are
pointed
Preparations are being made now to repair this
defect.
BUT THE CHARACTER OF OUR COAST DE-
TENSE AND OUR NAVY, OUR PEACE INSUR-
ANCE, FOR THE PAST MANY YEARS. is AC-
CURATELY INDICATED BY THIS EXAMPLE
Oh A "DEFENSE'' WHICH ITSELF BADLY
NEEDED DEFENDING
The American nation never will stand for war of
aggression will they 60 to to protect the fat
profits Of their industrial and trade barons But if
they attacked, they will fight as their forefath-
ers fought to protect their homes
Meanwhile they demand that such examples of
"defense" as Fl Casey be added suInmarily to the
national list Of Interesting Antiques.
1.-THE bear that walks like man" about ready rise
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30

A Now York janitress failed for ST. 900.
B succeeded for $4,000.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30
OBSERV ATIONS.

10 Is S ERV A TIONS
The fellow who has than other
the claim Of railway who paid patient
$4,000 to settle damage suit then watched while the patient
dr. ssed and fox trotted with the nurses:
geneaogy year
$50, JOffre tracing
ward weeks.
Vice President Marshall to have flag of his 1t will
be useful In making trains stop Columbia CITY, Ind.
One be quite whether the fellow who
he Is sef-made man is boosting knocking himself
There lot of here waiting for ships
in who suspect u submarine has torpedoed them.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30

Mrs. Mary Winters, says a con-
trib., has lived ON the Old Town
car line for a quarter of a CEN
fury, is 81 years old, has never
ridden on the Old Town cars, and
is still hale and hearty. We take
1t that here we have a perfect
case of cause and effect.
Our idea of q Highly Moral and
Respectable Newspaper.
One that holds the name of a
15-year-old girl up to public
scorn, absolutely without need,
purely to sell few more papers.
Tacoma has no more patriotic
man than Myron Cramer, deputy
prosecutor. Recently he went
into a movie show, and when the
band began to play what he
thought was America" he arose.
No one else In the house did, but
Cramer braced his feet, squared
away his shoulders and looked
produly at attention"
Just then the tune was changed
to the next installment of the
medley and Cramer sat down in
some confusion-on his hat!
How About Yours?
Always in the weigh--our
butchers right hand.
The University of Washington
has banned beer, but this, 1t Is
said. will not prevent the usual
college hops.
This colyum never likes to
crab, but cant help noticing that
the sport editors in every town
of the circuit say the fans are
confident.
Our Daily Health Hint.
How to preserve the teeth:
Carry them. carefully wrapped up
in OIL paper, in your pockets be-
tween meals.
What She Dreaded.
A story is told by Paris news
paper OF q young woman. The
newspapers said that II the Yep
pelins came all persons must go
into the cellars. She told her
friends she would not go down
Into the cellar. II do not care a
fig for the zeppelins, she said.
at is no use asking me. will
not go down into the cellar. Z"
but why?" asked her friends.
Because" she replide, 81 am
afraid of spiders"
They Had Gut Him Down.
One day, in the lively old time
of cowboy activities. a timid ten
derfoot at Bitter creek asked
tremblingly If that bad man, Bill
Busher, was hanging around
there yet.
NO." replied the native who
was asked. but he was last
week"
Are you sure?" said the teu-
derfoot.
Positively. ! had hold of the
rope. "-Browning's Magazine.
Speaking of sacrifices" writes
a X street correspondent. 81 am
going to give up trying to make
tive missus understand the causes
of the war;"
SEI,AH
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30

Someone has traced Gen. -Joffres geneaiOgy bac
$50, but Gen. Jofre is Interested I'm tracing
ward two weeks.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30

'The bear that walks like man" abo
- his hind feet.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30

Vice President Marshall is to have a flag of his o
be useful in making trains stop Columbia City, Ind
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30
NOT INEVITABLE.

A political candidate, irritated
by the groans with which he was
received lat his first meeting, ex-
claimed furiously:
"Confound you ALT You've got
to have me whether you like It
or mott"
why, guv'nor?" exclaimed q
placid individual at the back Of
the hall. You aren't the measles,
are you?"-Pearson's Weekly.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30

MORE FRILLS.
Johnny handed the following
note from his mother to the
teacher one morning:
"Dere Teecher.-You keep tell
in my boy to breathe with his
diafram. Maybe rich children
have got diaframs, but how about
when their father only makes a
dollar day and has got five chill.
dren to keep? First it's one
thing, then it's another, and now.
It's diaframs. That's the worst
yet"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30

One never can be quite certain whether the fellow
e Is a self-made is boosting knocking himself.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1915-03-30
HIGH TONED.

5 Lady-Is this a pedigreed dog?
Dealer-Pedigreed! Why, II
that dog could talk, he wouldn't
speak to either of us!