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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
No pRorIr N Ir.

y ANALYSIS 81 our foreign
IN trade given out in Washing
4 ton yesterday BY the Depart
menl OF Commerce win tend to take
M wind out Of the sails Of those who
would san awiftly INTO permanent
prosperity through business in this
country created by the war. We
have gained enormously in the sale
Of war supplies 10 Europe. We have
gained nowhere else In our foreign
trade. We have in fact. lost In vol
June OF business outside Of what may
he strictly classified a. "war sup
lilies" An item Of iifty-eight million
dollars received for horses and mules
fed 10 the battleneida msy mean pros
peri,y and ready money for a very
few OF us. But In such m over
whelming calamity as that which
has robbed Europe of civilization
there can be no profit for any peo-
rle. ~beliigerent OF neutral.
Wal news has developed into so or
binary a subject that the reader.
busted with his own AFFAIRS. has little
time or inclination to stop to consider
the situation on the Continent OF Eu-
rope. lie fails 20 remember that
there Is an area In Europe. in what Is
called a state o. var. which Is more
than our times greater than the area
81 peace. He does not realize that
sx times AZ many people are living In
that area as are Twins in The territory
not within the war zone.
As the struggle stands today there
are 2.sf5.249 square miles Of territory
within The warning countries battling
under the Tags OF the allies. ana isi,-
es8 square miles within the area un-
der the Teutonic banners. The total.
area affected by M war Is s.i0G, SAG.
square miles, and against this the
whole Of Europe has but 792.iss
square miles Of territory Ia which a
~no-ealled peace ~provails In this
BITTER area we have included Bul-
anria. Roumania, Albania and
Greece. although these four nations
are armed and ready for the call 20
war. Placing them on the war side
of the ledger there are but 100000
square miles Of neutral territory left
m Europe out OF a total Of practically
1000. 600 square miles.
A. 4 the population Of Europe az
peace aud NJ The figures are
more striking. Including the four
BaIkan states mentioned above. the
total population Of the nations OF.
reace. or neutral. h e~4.sf4.so0. and
with the four nations mentioned at
var. this neutral population will be.
reduced 10 about is,000.o0o.
Under III allied nngs there are
ss5. 0sI 1000 people directly affected By
var. the greatest number OF these
In Russia. which has a Euro
psan pouIauon OF iai.ooo.ooo. A. a
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

The paying-teller in ore Of the up
town trust companies which has
many women deposi,ors has just had
this framed and hung up on the wall
Of his cage"
Notiee.-The following old jokes
are officially canned.
]. The joke about the woman who
drew a check wrong, threw il into
the fire. and then called up the bank
in a panic and asked that payment
OF the check he stopped Immediately
2 The joke about the woman who
wen into a bank aud thought she
could open the same kind Of an ac-
count as in a Departmental tore.
settling up az the end Of the month
j. The Joke about the woman for
whom her husband opened a bank
account and then was afraid 20 draw
checks because she thought people
might hnd out hGw much she was
spending and what Il was for.
T. The joke about the woman who,
when told by the bank that she had
oyerdfawn her account, insisted that
II couldn't be, as she had several
blank checks still left in her check
book.
s The Joke about the woman who
went up IN the air and was griey
ously insulted because the cashier
(who lived on the same street, in
sisted that she must be Identified
upon presenting a cheque for pay
mcut.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

Just n few drops ~ that mild.
soothing. cooling wash. Meritol Ec-
zema Remedy. SO highly recommend
ed for Eczema, n the itching and
burning Is gone. Don't fail to try this
excellent remedy for any form Of
Eczema. We know Meritui Eczema
Remedy will give you instant relief
Sold and guaranteed by Otwcu Drug
Co., Sole Agency. Prices Soc. 400.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

Of roses; black backgrounds In
quantity formed chairs. on which
are painted %lacquered posics In old
fashioned GROUPINGS. these wc have
had for months past. An entirely
novel idea. however, is seen In the
porch furniture painted Ia strong
Russian colors In the ioyeliest 90 con
.N%entiunal patterns. one set thnt has
drawn unusual attention to Itself Is
painted In dull reds. blues Colds
on a background Of rich corn color.
hTe set consists OF heavy table, with
four candicst!cks built into d. equip
ped with electric cord attachment.
The table and candicsticks are
charmiuEly ornnmcntpd. and the can
die shades. table runner and china
are decorated to haTmonize. \ lo1g
bench, a solid arm chair, an open
arm chair and two straight chairs. to-
gether with q pretty service wagon,
are part 81 the set.
To go with this porch equipment
there D. "a flower tub decorated iu the
same pattern. with an odd wooden
TELLS rising from IL. aurmountcd hy
a bird cage. Trellis and cage nre ia
gay colnrs.
Painted furniture for the childr,n'H
nursery porch comes In pretty desicns
and %culurs. IL may be ordered in
plain color. and viii thcn ho dcrorat-
cd Co suit the purchaser. many 81
the stories and games dear To- tn.
youngsters heart being Illustrated in
this furniture for the ycrnnda. The
fun. iture withstands outdoor use
without injury.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
WHEN SHE COMES INTO HER
OWN.

Fair Pleader-Finally. submit,
your Honor, that there Is an un-
assailable eason why my client
should not receive the only sentence
dictated by the evidence. You have
but I o cast your eye upon my client
to see that one Of her-er-ah-iull
figure would be ~unspeakably humili-
ated by being iorssd to wear prison
stripes! -.
Her Honor.-Hdl- It's truel
Prisoner discharged
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
To the Wife of
One Who Drinks

! have an important confidential
message for you. ~ viii come In a
plain envelope. How 10 conquer the
liQuor habit In 3 days and iaake home
happy. Wonderful. safe, lasting, re-
liable. inexpensive method, guhfan-
tesd. Edward J. Woods. 1898 c, sta
lion r. New York, n. ".
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
A DRUGGISTS I F

Can you not wait on me imme-
diatcly p demanded the riehly-dress-
ID woman. I'm in a great hurry"
Eyes. Let me have your prescrip-
ion" said the busy druggist.
II have no prescription want
you 10 look up a number for me IN
the telephone book "-ENchange
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

and every weed eaten IL one less.
Some people, easlayed by tradition,
shcar their sheep In June. employing
for this purpose a throng of Mexicans
who do the shearing when they are
not leaving gates open. waiting for
the storm to pass. grinding their
shears or forgetting TO replace bor-
roNed tools. This b. n ucrye-racking
SCI son which could be avoided by the
simple eXpodient of allowing the wool
"a drop on the sheep In the course
of time. Wool prices being In the
ascendant, this delay would DE profit
able. n there Is any desire for an
earlier wool crop. il may be rendily
obtained by driving the herd rapidly
through an ordinary barbcd wire
fence several times.
J have found hat when allowed 10
follow their natural bent. most herd
ots will do this In the ordinary days
work. thus saving the wear and tear,
tlmo and trouble Of opening gates
For shrafing purposes. II Is well To
add that "a ncighbor's fence should be
used. bookkeeping h unnecessary ga
the sheen business. Your check book
viii tell he story. Follow thesi sim
pie rules FOR OHe year aud you "a
thusinFm for the business viii be- such
that YOU viii be anxious for your
friends 10 share your yestment.
MAS vale sahcr quc haber.' but
90 Epsrisutil docct'
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

Maeistfate-Don't You know that
such men as you are n menace TO
society,"
Culprit-Weil. l s'pose is rs
that's responsible for so many law.
yers and judges
Old lady.-My husband is very
liable TO attacks OF sea-sickness. Fer.
haps you could tel him what is the
best thing 20 dor
Capiain.-Thcre amt no need to
tell i'm. mum-'ell do iti
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
TURN ABOUT.

Hokus-Toothache. chr IA have
the blamed thing pulled out II Il were
mine. r
Pokus.-so would ]. II II were
yours.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

est designs in military eonycyanees
Tor the belligerents abroad. Theec
Concerns could M every demnnd Of
this government within four weeks, II
Is estimated here.
American shoe and clothing manu-
facturers also have been busy ON war
contracts for months past. They. too,
could mn an government orders In
time for the organization ~ any array
which the United states might plaza
In the field.
Similarly with American medical
supply concerns. They have every
remedy pnd every instrument needed
In military hospitals. The large
forces Of American doctors aud
nurses In Europe. Il " expected. would
be called upon Co augment the medi-
cal department of the army. u neces-
sary. while the many church and so-
clal organizations which have been
preparing bandaees ana clothing FOR
the wounded Of the European armies
arc ready to prepare similar materials
for the United states " needed.
Secretary Of War Garrison. al
though bitterly reRretting the state
~ appropriateness IN which the
United states exists. has done every
thing within his power To prevent a
recurrence 81 events such as charac-
tcrized the mobilization for the span
ish-American war. For weeks the
war department has been In close
touch with all American nrms man
ufaoturlng war materials % any sort.
ARRANGEMENTS have been completed
so that the rauueef OF tho
government win 90 given the right
OF way over ali other contracts and
business. Though he has not much
Of an army. Secretary Garrison IL
prepared 10 OUTFIT a mighty hRhting
force. The question Is. will he need
10 do so?
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
T THE FLOOD.

Noah was downeast. There Is no
body 20 bore with the tale Of my
first trip abroad" be eried. Here
with he sadly waited for the world
70 populate.
SPECIAL sunday Dinner at Whit
comb Springs.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
ACCIDENT PoIIcfRs.

Murphy Thin Z is a liberal policy
the smooth-iawcd young man sold
yer
Casey-Yis. Shnre. there are some
viry attractive indimni,ies II eii
hurt playin' golf polo. or drivin' me
aeropiane.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
Painted Furniture
For the Veranda


BE- the painting In gay %cOlurR. on
"a neutral background, of odd
conventional nr floral designs. This
b. another 81 those interesting re-
vIyala which We are having nova
days ~ styles in yoeuo anywhere from
thirty To- sixty years ago. Pale gray
bedroom sets. painted with %FnrlandF
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

The poet who SANG teariully OF the
sadness and pathos OF the empty
chair could never have been in the
habit Of getting shaved every sun
day morning between nine and ten
o'clock.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

Intelligent determined persons arc
always running up against stupid
pig-headed persons. Isn't It iunnyf
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
General Scott Believes Army of
500, 600 Could Be Raised Quickly
RECENT dispatch from Wa

2A
A RECENT dispatch from Wash
~ ineton quotes General HuRh l..
= Scott as beiievlng an army Of
half a million men could be raised IN
the United states TO meet any cmer-
gency. The dispatch follows;
In case the United States should
suddenly become involved In the
European war. an army Of 10000
men could be raised and equipped
within one month and would be ripe
for battle within a few months there
after. Secretary % war Garrison and
Chief Of stan Hush l. scott aince the
European trouble began have been
quietly preparing for any emcrgency.
Plans for speedy mobilization have
been made The government ~ In
touch with establishments which
could supply every necessity OF an
army OF n half million within a
month. The men could not be mon
iliged before their supplies would be
ready for them.
The national guard 81 the various
figured on paper az $4,000
men. would probably Yield about half
that number IL valuable lighting
troops. From the COLLEGES ana schools
where military service IL required Il
Is believed that the government
would get at least $4,000 young men
who could be made valuable soldiers
In a short time. Veterans 81 tho
Spanish American war by thousands
probably would enlist aud could be
whipped into shape within a few
weeks or months.
The fact that for months England.
France and Russia have been largely
upon the United states for
war supplies has made Il possible for
the United states TO prepare for any
emergency In far less time than ever
before when danger was threatened
Amrlcan automobile manufacturers
now at work turning out the lat
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
THE EXCUSE.

Knicker DO they dress for dinner
at that summer hotelf
Booker. - Worse; they eat for
dressing.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

~ NJ the ~
49, sccond f1ddle.


" yHAT Is WRONG with our
M schoelS" aaka a writer IN
Denver Field and Farm.
rhe chief thing wrong Ia n lot o.
nuts trying TO ns them.
-1-
lie wore a ten-inch high straw hat
A lovely iinen-lawn cravat
a spotlesa Palm Reach suit.
And then Il rained; the wind she
blew,
There came a little sand storm too:
Aud now behold the beaut.
o.
1T TOOK Az AMERICAN to cope
effectively with a Zeppelin.
%
THIS PROVES that high flyers
really arc useful after all.
%
HOWEVER. u sin pays not TO go
M In the air without being fully
equipped.
RUSSIA checrfuily defines the loss
Of Przemysi as a strategic necessity.
Sure.
o.
WELL. according to the alternative
OF the Santa Re New Mexican M
capital Of New Mexico has elected TO
remain tho official dispenser OF the
high bail
BUT Il wasn't the New M~exlcan's
fault.
ANYWAY. Santa Re isn't alone in
her class. There's Fast Vaughn.
o.
DETROIT physician advises, "Ir'
you must drink whiskey. put water In
H." This exactly reverses the expert
advice OF that well known specialist
III Hlball, who asserts; II you must
drink water u whiskey In IT,"
q
Little baada % bandits
Looting nieht n morn
Make the little Mexicnns
Holier loud Tor corn.
o.
GERMANY may be footing our
d%ipiomatists BY talking peace. but she
isn't footing the Russians In Galicla
a bit.
WE RECEIVED two telephone
caiis this morning as follows: Call:
How did the election In santa Fe
go?"
asa for the VETS
Fine b%usiness!'
The other one:
How did the election In Santa Fe
leo?"
"i32 for the vets"
ALAS. poor Santa Fei'
Wen give you two yuesses as to
the respective business Of the inquir-
ers.
@HENRY FORD gets ss7.OeO. Gee
IN stock melon." headline. It's ~
cinch there's nothing Rocky about
that Ford melon.
%
SPEAKING OF melons. the FIRST
Texas watermelon II about due.
o
ACCOMMODATIONS.
o
The Only Known Use for a Fly.
CFrom the London Chroniclc.D
We are debating just now whether
the ny Is a nuisance. During one %
his mountaineering expeditions 90
Switzerland Sir Leslie Stephen disc0v-
cred that the rs could be made Ia
play an unconscious part In a gam
bling game. Last night ne says
In a letter written TO his wiz from
Zermatt on September 1880, six
% us got 10 playing ny-loo. This
means that everyone puts dowa a
lump Of sugar and a ten-centime
piece In front OF him; and the n on
whose sugar the FIRST fy settles gets
the money"
(Note: Fiy-loo was popular In Al
buquerque until some wise gus flgur-
ed out h could cop all the money by
wetting his piece Of sugar.-The
Sporting Editor.l
%
THE SANTA FE vets. you might
say. put al the wards into the re-
ward.
@
Fine. Harvard Students Find Use For
Their Heads!
Cambridge, Mass, May Collar
ward has several Undergraduate who
have taken up the fad of having
hangs dropping over their foreheads.
New York World.
o
Some men put up "A front that's great
II cannot be denied
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

WiIIis.-Uld They give you any nov
books for Christmasi
Gillis-Ycs, a lot Of the usual
half-bakcd kind-cither Illustrated by
the author or written by the artist.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
Thc Omce IYnds the MIan.

CFrom the Center, Col, Post-Dis-
patch.D
At the meeting OF the Town Board
last evening Barney Tough was re-
appointed marshal.
The pioneer in operating public con-
yoyances In France was Nicholas sau.
wage. lie |orisinated the term
"dacre.' d%enoting "a sort Of hooded
sig. The name vas later applied -
four-wheel co%nveyanccs. The French
style of vehicle crossed the channel
md became popular In England under
the name OF cab. 4 Birmingham
manufacturer named Hanson patent
"a the "hanso cab' which o. still
used in an countries. LORD Bcacona-
field called II the ''gondola OF Lon
don
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
Fine, Harvard Students Find Use For
Their Heads!

Cambridge. Mass. May Solar
ward has several Undergraduate who
have taken up the fad of having
hangs dropping Owe their foreheads.
New York World.
p
Some men put up a front that's great
II cannot be denied
But when called on 10 demonstrate
Show emptiness inside.
-Birmingham A~ge-Herald.
And some have fronts commensurate
With peanuts cut n dried;
But those who will investigte
May find the goods inside.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08

No man ever discovers his true
powers OF locomotion until he starts
on the moral or financial down
grade.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-06-08
On the Gentle Art
of How to Start
in Raising Sheep I

tL!onol l.. Livesey. In Denver Field
and Farm.)
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1915-03-10

Arrangements have 6een completed in the middle west for the publ:
hotaGon Of a German loan. Circulars to that effect were published a
few days ago announcing that Wolenbeger & Co, a German-American
banking firm of Chicago. will receive subscriptions until March l9 at
o8H for the new German 5 per cent loan of 120OOOOOO marks
Attention of the investment public is called to the fact that the
previous war loan brought out by the German government at g4 now
commands par in the Berlin market The banking firm states that a
payment OF Sll5O for each 1000 marks subscribed for must accompany
the application, and that it will issue temporary ernhcat to reman
outstanding until it is possible to deliver the actual bonds.
The announcement caused much surprise because his is The hst
attempt made by the agents Of a bengerent government to float a public
loan in the United States since the state department, shortly after the
opening OF hostites, let it be known that it We opposed to the puoac
offering in this country if the bonds and notes Of the nations engaged in
the conflict.
Because of this attitude by the administration a syndicate of New
York bankers abandoned negotiations for bringing out here a French
government loan.
For this reason it is not expected that far eastern bankers will act
as agents for the sale Of the German notes. With. exchange o n Germany
now showing a depreciation OF over 10 per cen the bonds al be
bought at a liberal discount.
Plans are still considered in Wall street for bringing out in New
York a large British credit, but it will not take the form of a public
loan. The operation will be conducted wholly by London and New
York bankers, the former acting or the British treasury. Arrangements
will De made by English bankers with a syndicate of New York bankers
to accept drafts in payment for supplies and these acceptances will be
readily marketable in New York. By this arrangement a great deal OF
exchange will be removed from the market and sterling should move
closer to parity
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1915-03-10
SMALL LEI IN WAR

1t is n 10 new discovery which an English physician has made in
announcing that the short nan makes a better fighter than the tall man.
The short or small man is not Drawer or more skinful and aggressive
IS a rule Than the tall Or large mar He is simply apt to be tougher
and more enduring. just as a small and closely knit horse is usually
harder than the large boned and bodied horse He a resist disease
better and he an better endure the trials and hardships OF the march
pr the trench or the battle.
The small ma has another advantage i'll a which a greater,
perhaps, in the days when shooting VA indiidualstc than it is
o through the use of machine guns and appliances for wholesale des-
tructon. He offers a smaller mark. Cation figured out that Admiral
Nelson might have been struck down some time before he wa if he had
been Of large stature instead OF a mere feather-weight
If anybody is disposed 20 deny to small men intellectual credit for
having in fact contributed to military history a considerable majority
OF its great captains, he a say very plausibly that the small man pos
sessed of commanding genius, simply by the fact Of his physical small
ness, has a better chance of living ito prove his ability and achieve fame
through war than the Erge-bodied man with equal genius.
But in any ease a height limit which rules out short men in recruiting
for real var such as England applied in the first stages OF building up
its great volunteer army for this war, is as ridiculous, in fact as the &c
ton Of the father of Frederick the Great in combing the world for seven
footers to Great a regiment against which no other in Europe would
be able to stand.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1915-03-10

Latest Geographic news in the Al
zeal.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1915-03-10
THE GOVERNMENT IN BUSINESS"

No n we imagine. would seriously propose the abandonment Of
the parcel post service 1t may not have justified certain expectations;
farmers and consumers have not taken full advantage of it; residents
of small towns have IS yet hardly awakened to the value of the service.
Yet it has Come to stay and few would abolish it.
But it is plain that the business side of the parcel post has been
sadly bungled and mismanaged. The joint committee of congress that
has been investigating the parcel post says in its report that 1T is i'm
derived from it"
This means, OF course,t that the department has been operating in TIE
dark and fixing or rehMng rates and zones without n criterion or
principle whatever! What a way of doing business; what a object
lesson to those who wanted to put the government into the shipping
and carrying trade! 1t will be necessary, n o douot. for the postohiee
department to call in efficiency experts to determine what the parcel
post costs it or brings in as a revenue. Unless this is done the depart
ment after its familiar fashion, will proceed to starve other services
and practice false economy at the expense of business and commerce in
the great cites-Chicago Tribune.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1915-03-10
Get Autos Repaired before the Rush

We have the largest stock of sup
plies ever displayed in Carson. #
you own an automobile patronize the
garages, as they are in the auto bust
ness. If you own a railroad, when
your locomotives and Pullmans be-
come disabled have them repaired oy
the railroad company. But we want
the automobile business as we must
be able to supply our tourists in this
line for they are bound to ride autos
through the capital city, as they have
no pullmans running through here.
Mechanics employed day and night.
All work guaranteed. Capital Garage
& Engineering Co., F. B. Sullivan,
lanager. list