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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-30
Drink WATER TO
AVOID SICKNESS,
says AUTHORITY
GLASS or NOT wATgR OgPoRg
sReAkeAsr DAILY kGgP The
DOCTOR AWAY

Sanitary science has Of late made
rapid strides with results that ars ol
untold blessing 10 humanity. The latest
application Of In untiring research Il
tho recommendation that Il 10 - nscss
sary to attend 10 internal sanitaiion ol
the drainage system Of the human body
N Il In TO the drains Of the house.
Those Of IN who are accustomed q
feel dull and heavy whom ws arise
splitting headache. stui5y from . cold,
foul tongue. nasty breath. acid atom
ach. can. instead. feel a. fresh - q
daisy by opening the sluices Of tho sys'
tenn each morning and flushing out the
whole Of the internal poisonous stas.
nant matter.
Everyone. whether ailins. sick or
well. should. each morning before
breakfast. drink = glass Of real hot
water with tcaspoonfui Of limestone
phosphate In Il to wash from tho stom.
ach. liver and bowels the previous
days indigcstible waste. sour bile and
poisonous toxins: thus cleansing.
sweetenins and purifying the entire ali.
mentary canal before putting more
food into tho stomach. Tho action Of
hot water and limestone phosphate on
an empty stomach II wonderfully Ia.
visorating. Il cleans out all the sour
fermentations. gases. waste and acidity
and gives ono splendid appetite for
breakfast While you arc enjoying
your breakfast the phosphated hot
water is quietly extracting q large vol.
ume Of water from the blood and got.
ting ready for q thorough flushing Of
all the inside organs.
Tho millions Of people who are both.
cred with constipation. bilious spells.
stomach trouble. rheumatic stiffness:
others who have ssllow skins. blood
disorders and sickly complexions are
urged 10 get quarter pound Of lime
stone phosphate from tho drug store.
This will cost very little. but 10 sum.
Client 10 make anyone Q pronounced
crank on the subject Of internal saai.
tation.--Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-30

Spirits In cofIins have had Tennessee
legal authorities guessing The ''medi-
um" In the case was q comm company
of Chattanooga. The company claims
no supernatural powers. It was simply
medium Of distribution. Neither were
the spirits OF the ethereal variety.
They were the substantial kind. COM
monty known as booze" An employe
evidently thought he was doing moth
ing wrong-although he didn't tell the
boss-to use the spirits as . stimulant
to the CONN industry in dry territory,
SO . few quarts sometimes were In
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-30
NATURE STUDY

iE ARMlN0 is but nature study on I
large scale: the wonderful &C
complishments Of Luther Burbank ars
but refnements Of agriculture and hor
ticulture. and his keen observative fac
ulties and his lore for plants are tha
most potent factors In making him
what he II.
Most Of u are blind to the most In
teresting and significant facts Of M
sure. and We 60 through life calling
duh the monotonous and commonplace
occupations that are teeming with In.
terest u We but had the eyes to go
and the ears to hear. John Burroughs
tells Of naturalist friend who ON be.
ing applied to BY . would-be nature
lover to take him to hear . certain
birds note. replied that II the person
had not yet heard that note hs never
would. His desire came % late In
life that he could have NO appreciation
Of the note II hs heard Il
Country Life q the most interesting
existence conceivable to the person OF
keen observation: at every step his
curiosity u excited. his Imagination Il
stimulated and nis wonder increased.
Children brought up In the country are
likely to b the keenest Of Observer In
whatsoever neld their lot may be cast
In later life.
II the relation between agriculture
and insect and bird life were not % In
innate a It q thare would sttll - rea-
son enough to encourage young people
to study birds. insects and plants: the
reward In IN educational way would
repay the effort. But the farmer. to
succeed must b somewhat Of . bota-
mist. ornithologist and entomologist.
and the time to acquire . taste for
study Of these subjects u In early life.
Hence bird clubs and similar orsaniza-
tions should be utilized to the greatest
possible extent for stimulating interest
Of the young people in nature study.
especially in its relation to agriculture.
Every community should have its bird
club and the people Of that community
should In their attitude toward It show
. proper appreciation Of the import
ance Of the organization and the value
Of its vogk
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-30

would have done the most good. But
Johns dignity couldn't abide the press
agent methods as skillfully employed
by Kaiser Wilhelm. Bulgaria frankly
put herself up for the highest bidder
and the safest guarantee. Germany
having a field In the advertising line.
with no effective counter measures on
the part Of the allies. the Bulgars nat.
urally concluded that the central pow.
ers were the most likely to be able to
deliver the goods. It pays to adver.
tise. not only for recruits. but for pos-
sible allies.
The Englishman's fondness for
grumbling. which he simply can't curb
even In war times, Is another token Of
his indifference to outside opinion. II
Is the inalienable privilege Of the Brit.
ish soldier to carry . crouch against
his ofncers. a. It. II the right Of the
British civilian to denounce the gov
eminent. But this characteristic does
not detract one whit from the bravery
Of the one nor the loyalty Of the other.
It would be great mistake to regard
the recent hot debates In Parliament,
the outspoken and at times bitter crit.
icisms Of military miscalculations and
diplomatic blunders. a. evidence Of
mutiny or even WEAKNESS Of the strug.
gle.
True. the Englishman has found
plenty in the last year to which to ap.
ply his traditional prerogative. From
q grumbler's point Of view It has been
o dismal chapter. The Dardanelles
disaster. the Gallipoli i3asco. the fall
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-30

ure Of the big push on the western
front In the spring and fall. the Ger
man occupation Of Poland. the obliter
alton Of Serbia and the British retreat
ir Mesopotamia. against which the &C.
cession Of Italy to the allied cause and
her recent brilliant operations on the
Isonzo front, the British conquest ol
German Southwest Africa. the putting
out Of business some sixty German
submarines In the North Sea and ad.
jacent waters. and the successful In.
vasion Of the Baltic by British sub.
marii es. make comparatively measre
Offset in the grumblsr's opinion
After all. Great Britain really owes
C. good deal to the whimperers. - Pro.
m!er AsQuith. In . moment Of petu.
lance. recently labeled them. II It had
not been for these whilnperers the
corruy and the war would still bs
managed by the old ons.partJ cabinet.
II was the grumblers who exp sed the
lack o! high explosives. and by per.
stxtent denunciation II those respon.
sible brought about the creation Of
the ministry Of munitions. It II these
pestiferous naggers VINO are to be cred.
tied with the scotching Of the German
SPY system In England through the
Wholesale internment Of enemy aliens.
the reduction Of 0ermany's high ex.
plosive resources by making cotton ab-
solute contraband. and the partial
reformation Of the Censorship whereby
at times the veil Of secrecy has been
lifted from the battle front.
In fact. the experience Of the last
year generally has shown the croksrs
to have been more useful patriots than
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-30

cluded a "lagnappe" In cof,ins ship
ped to customers. The federal author
tiles could not see II exactly that way
however. especially since the coflins
were made use Of BY live Ones" The
new form Of the old game Of bootleg
ging. varieties Of which are said to be
Increasing In proportion to the spread
Of legalised prohibition. was unearthsd
BY Inspector Webster Spates Of the do.
partment Of justice. Washington. Care.
ful investigation Of the spirits by sew.
eral well qualified ofIicers IL said to
have confirmed the fact that It was
real whiskey. similar to the variety
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-30

the cloakers. although In some In.
stances their energies undoubtedly
have given . certain amount Of aid
and comfort to tho enemy.
On the threshold Of the now year
Britishen are extracting considerable
satisfaction from the old Napoleonic
maxim: Wars are won. not BY the
occupation Of territory. but BY the
smashing Of armies" With the sxcep.
tion Of the one In Serbia. tho armies OF
the allies are intact On the western
front Germany has not gained foot In
the last year: on tho eastern front she
has acquired considerable geography.
but she hasn't smashed the Russian
army Meantime. she has extended her
lines to the Balkans. weakening them
correspondingly In the west and east
Military experts estimate that she has
been losing men. killed and seriously
wounded. at the rate OF 100000 .
month. and they figure that even with
the boys OF the classes maturing In
1915 and 1917. the only human 70.
sources she has yet to draw upon. she
will be unable to stand the strain
much longer than another year. Eng.
land and Russia alone. In tho mean.
time. will b able 10 put nearly TO-.
100000 additional men In the Aeid.
In the matter Of munitions the allies
at last have the ascendancy. Thanks
to the marvellous work Of Lloyd George
In organizing the war industries Of the
country. and the effective cooperation
Of Japan. not to mention the vast and
steady stream Of supplies from Amor.
lea. the allies now are prepared to
throw two shells to enemy's one. and
the proportion 10 gradually Increasing.
As for money. Germany is manifest.
ly approaching the end Of her tether,
whereas the resources Of the British
Empire. the real reserves Of the allies.
have barely been tapped.
80. II the winning Of this war 10 to
depend upon men. munitions and mon.
ey. Great Britain and her allies feel
that they have small reason to view
the outlook pessimistically.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-30
Twelve Months Of War
as Seen by Great Britain

(Continued from page ~
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-30
Scattered Shots

THERE WAS A fne crop Of frozen
water pipes this morning. the ilrst Of
the season.
GOD PITY the poor devils In the
trenches ON day Ike this.
HAVE YOU FOUND your favorits
soft drink YETI
WE ALL GET OLD-it's a'comin' to
us; but never too old. let ~ hope. to
know bettoe.
ONCE AGAIN we're at the mercy Of
Messrs. Boreas. Peyton and Seehorn
WHY NOT . hatchet.burying for
New Years. with the interment 20 deep
that the axe can never b dug up.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-30

which led the little mouse to want "a
hunt up the cat and tho proverbial
rabbit to spit In the bulldogs cye. A
Il customary in bootleggins cases In
dry territory. no attempt was made 70
smuEglc In the less harmful malt bsv.
cragcs. Quicker action was said to b
desired. Opponents Of state wide pro.
hlbition are asserting that the case
evidences the fact that tho only real
solution to the temperance question Il
through education. not legislation. or
through the substitution Of the less ai.
coholic beverages for the more intox.
icating spirituous liquors.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-30

ONCE AGAIN we're at the mercy Of
Messrs, Boreas. Peyton and Seshorn.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-30
sehee, Sank a Marshas,d

In January Marshncld school Will
start n school banking system. This
has boon under adviscment Tor some
time tn purpose is 10 encourage
thrift. Thrift habits are the only com.
pcnsN,ion Of tho schoo, and tho banks.
Five cents and multiples Of ave may
b. deposited. Individual accounts may
BE- opened an soon A. ono dollar has
been deposited. Thcse individual &C.
counts may be- opened In any bank In
tho city, =Mnrshf,cld Timcs,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-30

Some fast and interesting contests
are scheduled for Thursday night n
tho Pavilion. 3e9t
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1915-12-30

Life Insurance gives you . feeling
0s security. Bee Chilc0te. il.ti
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-02-19

gave a musical at the home of Mrs. R.
T. Campbell
Frank A. Spence has purchased A
large lot on the corner of Stanton and
Second streets.
The New York Life Insurance COM
pany is preparing to establish several
offices in FL Paso
Two women were injured on r. street
car today when n reckless boy threw a
rock through a window
william Truscott, whose foot was
badly injured by a falling rock some
weeks ago is about again.
"A. ;. Barron, local representative of
the Federal Copper company. is pre-
pairing to receive bids for the new
smelter.
j. w. Fisher has received q letter
stating that the report that H. N. Flag
Ter was to start chain of hotels in
Mexico was without foundation
The women of the Presbyterian
church will give a tea Thursday after
noon at the residence of Mrs. E NJ
Bray at S25 North Ell Paso street
The Progress club gave dinner
party last Friday night. The party con-
sisted of Misses Lydia and Clara ia
CODY. A. Newman, l. Solomon, Hattie
and Irma Schultz and ". Strauss; Messrs
j. r. and f. p. Levy, A. S. Schutz, Ull-
man. Cohen, Berg. c. Blumenthal. A. J.
Schutz, J. Kaufman and +. and H.
Strauss.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-02-19
II Years -qfO Today --

Robert hammers is i'll at his home.
Capt. Juan s. Hart left today on a
business trip to TorreOn.
W. S. Wheeler is about again, after a
prolonged siege OF illness.
J. s. Eldridge has left on a business
trip through central Mexico.
S Hunt returned last night from a
business trip through Arizona.
Mr. and Mrs. Harmon left this morn
ing for trip through Mexico
a card party was given at Hotel
Sheldon Monday by Mrs. NJ. Dillon.
Saturday evening Mr.. and Mrs. J. H
Mckinnell have an informal dance.
The old Fitzgerald smelter was de-
stroyed by fire early this morning
S Hill. who has been i'll at his home
for the past few days, is about again.
Mrs. NJ p. Schuster gave a dinner
party to number Of friends last night.
Frank Tays has returned to the city
from an extended business trip to San
derson.
Mrs E B. Fatman and Mrs. UHman
entertained their friends Thursday ar
tornOon.
Ed LaRocque has left for Sherman.
Tex. where he viii make his future
home
key Levy, who has been employed
at the j. T. White cigar stand. has gone
to Tucson.
Last Sunday afternoon Mrs. Whitbeck
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-02-19

TITLE ancient stranger who occupied
the other side Of my table. looked
up with start as I ordered a
cocktail
Young man." he said tremuIously,
think what you are doing! It grieves
me to the heart to see human being
sleeping his brain with Doisoni You
know the old saying, When alcohol
comes in at the door. nobody home
Wiping his brow with a trembling
hand. he continued. Il once was Il
rum sot though to look at me now YOU
would never believe it / will tell YOU
my story. young man, that it might
prove to you your folly. Up until five
years ago 1 drank eve openers upon
waking in the morning, appetizers be
tween meals. cocktails before meals
and cOrdials after them Young man,
l was a wreck, And then one night
I had a dream. My aged father ap-
pe2red to me as in vision and warned
me that unless I fOresWOre my evil
ways / would come to grief. And from
that hour I have not touched alcohol in
any form. Temperance, that is my
WatchwOrd- young man, temperance
Waiter, is this my seventh or eighth
cup of coffee,
Eighth. sir replied the waiter.
Wei, bring the other six all in to-
getheT," said the old man.
And with a shaking hand he lifted
his cup and drained il
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-02-19
The Hindu
BY GEORGE FITCH.
Author Of "At Good Old siUash."

~ HE Hindu is the principal inhabi-
tcnt of India. He is an illustra-
L ton of what happens to the
white man when he moves into a hot
climate and negIects to progress for
5000 years.
Once the Hindu was white and tall
but that was in the remote 3. C.'s,
long before the CniCHgO union station
was built Now he is brown and about
the size of the leader in 4 pony ballet
He dresses in nineteen yards Of white
cloth, eighteen yards OF which ne
wraps about his head and he lives in
mud hut in the middle of rice field
as large as Il New York millionaire's
ballroom.
There are more than 200. 900. 0OO
Hindus in India and their principal aim
for centuries has been to raise enough
rice to last until the next harvest
Now and then they do not succeed by
e large majority and then the famine
returns in India make the European
war look like harmless pastime
The Hindu is very religious man.
He refrains from meat and strong
drink and kills no living being because
of his beliefs. Unfortunately the ii
gers of India are not religious and have
no faith in yeEetarianism. They eat
about $4,000 Hindus a year-which is
about the number OF Americans who
perish annually because of a misplaced
faith in J. BarieyCorn. Thus, what the
Hindu gains in temperance he loses
because Of his tender care of the tiger.
The Hindu is also famous for his
caste system. Unlike the English sys-
TEN this is not merely social but COM
pels the Hindu to follow tho trade OF
his ancestors and to put away vain
thoughts of progress. Ambition is
therefore missing in the Hindu die
tionaries and the race has gone ahead
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-02-19
Ella Wheeler Wilcox Shows Good
Work Done By Poor Mothers Club

w TISCONSIN, that beautiful ant
! Nv wonderful state in the middle
west, has recently come into
rather unpleasant prominence through
Investigation along criminal lines and
the publication of some startling sta
dstics. But Wisconsin possesses an
! Overwhelming percentage of inhabi-
| tants who have the highest ideals. a
letter from an Acquaintance in Wau-
sau. Wis. contains the following ex-
tracts:
Mutual Helm.
u don't think / ever UoId You Of our
Mothers Meeting and Sunlight club.
Perhaps you viii like to hear about it,
as it's something new; some of us poor
mothers realize how much is in the
world that ordinary agencies do not
reach, hence we organized. Our object
is mutual help extending to all We
aim to do good without money. helping
people to help themselves: We have no
dues, rules or obligations each works
in her own way or in company. We
seek out needy ones and help. if pos
sible, without publicity, especially we
look for invalids and aged women who
wish to earn a little money.
we held our second sale this year
a snort time ago, and sold considerable
fancy work and other articles for shut
ms 1t would take too long to tell you
of all the ways we've found to comfort
those in trouble"
Does Away With Charity.
This is an admirable idea It does
away with humiliating charity and
arouses all the latent possibilities in
mothers. Every city ought to contain
one or more of these organizations.
Visits can be paid to the various moth
ers OF limited means, by tactful and re-
soUreeful women, and means and meth
DDS can be developed for helping these
mothers to help themselves and their
families. The woman who is at all
skilled in the culinary line may be
quite certain of adding to the family
income II she opens home made cook
ing department where wholesome
dishes can be obtained at small price.
The one thing which is always saleabIe,
whatever the condition of the country
may be. is something to eat
There is an elderly woman who is
more or less crippled and self depend
ent who supports herself comfortably
by making aprons. On rainy DAYS she
sits in her little room and seWs, and
on sunny days she takes her neat wares
and her cane and sallies forth and sells
them in her own town and in neighbour
ing towns.
Another poor woman makes fanciful
things in the way Of pin cushions, hat
pin holders, hairpin receivers pen wip-
ers, boudOir caps, etc. The self help
ing mothers club will, no doubt, awak-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-02-19

of true love is the family tree Fathers
and mothers, and particularly mothers
feel that they have a perfect right to
break off match if their son or
daughter is going to marry some girl
or boy who isn't in their particular
little social set This is ridiculous i'm
democratic America. where every man
makes his own place in the world and
is continually changing il, so that un-
less mother has the gift Of prophecy
she never knows where the poor bov
she keeps her daughter from marrying
is going to end.
A bitter old maid OF my acquaintance
who ekes out bare living as a type
writer often points to me the name
of senator of the United States to
whom she was engaged when she was
Eirl, and whom she loves to this
day But her mother broke off the en-
gagement because she didn't consider
that carpenters son was fit to marry
into her august family.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-02-19

in the last thousand years like a pyr-
amid on an UP grade.
When the Hindu goes to school he
absorbs vast quantities of education in
a surprisingly short time and spends
the rest of his life planning revOlu-
tiOns. When he does not 80 to school
he becomes p grandfather at the age
Of twenty-five and is harvested a little
later by the pruning hook of time.
He is a study i'm conteutment and in
steadfast adherence to the glorious
principles Of the past and is an illus
tratiOn OF what every country would
produce if it were not for the fool
rcformers with their hair Drained no
lions. about new laws and things
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-02-19
JOHNSON IN MEXICO,
VILLISTAS DECLARE

Jack Johnson, negro heavyweight
champion Of the world. has arrived at
Tampico. according to Villa adviees re-
ceived here 1t is stated. on the same
authority, that he viii Immediately pro-
coed TO the villa lines outside Tampico
and viii so direct to Aguascaliente s
and thence to the border.
Carranza agents here declare that john
son has not yet landed. Carranza officials
In II Paso nave wired TO botn Tampfco
ana Fer1cruz but Up to noon FRIDAY
had received no definite word on the
report.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-02-19
Billy Sunday

language puiss cults
sangy rigme0u Billy Sunday gets results He uses club
\ monkey them
the mO bench and makes them shake their sodid sins This Sunday
orthodox" the old line clergyman Declares "for like auctOnr he talks
ald mixes with his He isn't ayke at all and his success
bend
speaks
whi
off,
push pray Perhaps you
old behind
oCopyprght by George Adams) WALT MASON
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-02-19
POLL TAX CASES DROPPED;
rnR p Erl--L In u =

NNTNlINIl--I
Dan W Cullum and A. F. Supersins6y were
released and the cases against them dis
missed Thursday by judge Dan NJ. Jackson.
Of the 34th district court. following their
arrest on indictments charging them with
false swearing in declaring their residence
at the time Of taking out poll taxes. It
was found that the residences as. given were
correct.
The warrant charging H. Peterson with
false swearing has been returned by the
sheriffs office with the notation that it
could not be served because the man had
died Of smallpox in the isolation hospital
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-02-19
Too Bad She Never Thought Of H..

Great Britain would have saved her
self a lot of humiliation if she'd only
thought to run the stars and stripes up
over the Scraps and the Guerrero
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-02-19

Now that congress is considering a
resolution of thanks TO DR.. Cook Tor
discovering the north pole, can't some
body introduce a bill to erect a monu-
ment TO Darius Green for iaventing the
flying maChine2
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-02-19
Work For Everybody.

sions and Investigations that the gov
eminent and the states and the cities
arc conducting, one wonders how there
can possibly be any unemployment in
this country
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1915-02-19

Count Zeppelin's story that he once
swan the Niagara river shows that
although he is past 20 years old. his
power of invention is still in good
working order