Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1915-03-11

? excitement being In betting with other
members OF the family on the direc-
tion In which the juice will squirt. For
uncertainty 90 has the dll pickle dis
counted.
MomENToUS QUESTION.
Now Julia cons the style books DER
To choose her Easter gown;
she wont consider Belgian blue. or
Newport tan OF brown.
And sand shade she has had before.
There's Palm Beach-that IS new
And putty-far too neutral Well
would Rocky Mountain doe
or dreadnousht rrayr She can't de
eide.
/ Stiu. black with white is good.
But hardly fitting for a bride.
Well. with her eyes she could
Wear any shade OF green. She knows
She looks her best in pink.
From seasheu 90 the deepest rose.
on. dear Shell have 10 think
Then there's the cut. What shall "a be9
a military coat
Bolcro dailty. empire with lace at
wrists and throat2
She likes them all. she turns 20 see
The skirts. How short they are,
Fluref Circular Her brain won't
work. her hand goes 90 her head
She rises. for she'll call her car
And put the case to- Fred
Chicago News.
IT Is all right 20 get up early in
the morning but it is nothing 10 braE
about. Men who amount 90 anything
do not have TO get mp early in the
morning. Quincy Journal
WHILE Betsy's basting belIybauds
for Belgians and TiIly's tattiug tides
for the Turks. as we understand they
are doing. we should think Mary might /
meritorioUsly make a few meriugues 7
for MeNicans.-Ohio State Journal
UNIVERSAL suffrage is coming
some day. sure as shootin'. but we
sometimes think that 10 viii not be un-
III va have reached a time of life when
the first voters won't interest us par.
ticuiarIy- Kalamazoo Gazette.
a NORWEGIAN chemist is trying TO
make cheap alcohol that viii run
autos Too many autos are now being
run by alcohol.-Salt Lake Tribune
ALREADY it is claimed that the pro
posed autfree-Iuuch law would be UNI
We thought 10 was the
lunch that was unconstitutional La.
fayette Courier
LIFE is just one swat after another
First 10 is candidates for Office and
then IL is carpets and nies.-Chicagot
Daily News.
or course Admiral Noah had his
troubles, but he didn't have 20 sit mp
ala niEht and watch for submarines =
Galveston Daily News
ROCKEFELLER IS 10 aid the Serbs.
according 20 reports Commentaries.
indeed. hut first he might take trip
20 Colorado and scatter "a few of his
millions among the puverty-s stricken
miners families
-NN wife got here two weeks ago
and we have had only one day OF sun
shine since writes a Hot Springs
-olouruer o. a Chicago friend
WHEN comparing photos of the
war kings or Europe before the fight
began and after it was under way one
o. impressed with the fact that what
.s most bothersome 20 them now IS
lshinE for a iustidable explanation
hen the conflict is concluded.
y. o. BUSINESS Is a successful
al Fort Dodge. Iowa.
WATER measure is offered in Hi
lois house. Pretty hard 70 figure how
he vets and drys are TO line up when
t IS put 20 vote Il would be rea-
onable TO suppose that the drys
would be for 81 and the vets against s
q. but then YOU can never tell.
BILLY Sunday has reconsidered an !
'arlier decision and consented 10 visit q
'hicago and tell the folk there where j
hey are going 10 finish.
f. IT. HUBERT. vice president of q
he Merchants Loan and Trust Co. I
avs. Money in Chicago is rapidly be
'oming a drug on the market" ANY
me desiring 10 become a drug fiend
night move 10 Chicago. :
AND now word comes from Kettle Il
ais, Wash. that Emma Tobasco. 1t / q
ears old. took a Winchester rife. a b
OK OF crackers and a saddle horse ana q
an away from her home All togeth- d
? nov. boys. ~There1 be hot time D
a the old town tonight"
WE see by one of the papers that +,
r. = Don Taylor LANDED the East II
ioiine plum" Well, j. II? r,
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