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Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
The Chief Bother.

How far ahead can you go with
your family, Jones?' his inquisitive
friend asked.
"Oh. | eve worry about my family.
What bothers me is how far back | can
manage to go with my tailor."-St
Louis Post Dispatch.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
An Apology.

"Your customs are reprehensible be-
yond possibility of expression. The
idea of killing your fellow man for din
ner!''
"Yes," replied the cannibal, who had
been reading about civilized warfare,
"but at least we have the excuse of
being hungry."-Washington Star.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
A Short Christmas.

christmas day is only three hours
long in the Finnish town Of Tornea,"
said a traveller. 81 spent last Christ.
mas there. At sunrise l got up to see
my presents and to read my Christmas
mail. and night had fallen before | got
through breakfast"
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
Futile Aspiration.

when l was a boy l thought ia
rather be a great baseball player than
anything else In the world"
"Of course you have changed your
mind"
mot exactly. l have merely realized
that there is no hope."-Washington
Star.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
Proof Positive,

MI. X, the subeditor, was asked to
write an article on superstition and i'm
becility. When the article was printed
the opening sentence was found to be
as follows:
THAT imbecility is not on the wane
perusal of the following lines win am
ply Observation-Disclosures Telegraph.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
Definition of a Qrop.

In the new British pharmacopoeia a
drop" is defined as coming from a
tube Of which the external diameter Is
exactly three millimeters. twenty such
drops of water at 15 degrees @. being
equivalent to one milliliter or cubic
centimeter.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
WHISTLER'S BREAKFASTS
They Were Famous Functions When
the Artist Was In Funds.

Ivy "
the Artist Was In Funds.
An invitation to one of Mr.. Whistler's
breakfasts" was priced by many per
IN almost as much as a royal COM
mand. more by some. Mr.. Whistler
brought together about his dainty, long.
narrow breakfast table In its long.
narrow room with pale yellow washed
walls a symposium of those persons In
London most noted for wit or endowed
with rare original talent of some kind
S%prinkled here and there for the sake.
no doubt. Of half tones were Others
whose chief qualification was the pow.
er of chastened and judicious apprecia.
ton.
These symposiums were held by
Whistler in his splendid studio. 80 lite
street, at present the studio Of Sargent.
Whistler did not steadily occupy that
place. which a depleted treasury some
times u him to forsake tempora-
rily. According to the widely known
story. when the bailiffs came In to dis
possess him for debt he pressed them
into service as extra men to help serve
one of his famous breakfasts. after
which he would retire to a low, ram
bling workshop up an alleyway or the
Fulham road. There In solitary quiet
he would bring forth another master
piece to startle the world and furnish
him with the means Of re-entering
beautiful lite street and taking up the
thread Of his more princely existence
Princess Lazarovich-H HI ebelianovich
Eleanor Calhoun, in Century Maya.
zine
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
Snare For the unwary.

He-Why does old Miss Tittletattle
use an ear trumpet? Is she deaff
She-Not a bit. She employs that In
strument as a bluff and to induce peo-
pie to talk freely in her presence
Richmond Times Dispatch.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
Wise Distribution.

''Is links a careful business manY"
Every. He never asks the same
bank to discount bis paper more than
twice in the same week."-Richmond
Times Dispatch.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
Like the Bee.

Hokus-Why do you liken Harduppe
to the busy bee? He isn't particularly
Industrious, is he? Pokus-Oh, no; u
isn't that! But nearly every n he
touches gets stung.-Town Topics.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
Thu Heaviest Meal.

When do you take the heaviest meal
Of the day?' asked q bachelor Of a mar
ried man.
when my wife cooks it." came ths
reply.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
aahias, Whita cIothas.

According to a London oculist, II
white clothing for babies could be
abolished. In a generation there would
be a 20 per cent decrease In the num-
Der of persons with defective vision.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
Whv the Bad Eve Escapes.

There is no alibi for a bad eye. Still,
a lot of people never look as high as
the eyes. They stop at the diamond In
the scarfpin.-Irvin s. Cobb in Satur-
day Evening Post
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
Could Handl. Both Sides.

Simmons-Isn't Barker always will
ing to hear both sides of a question:
Kimmons-Not unless you let him Do
all the talking.-Judge.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
Corrected.

Suitor-I cannot live without your
daughter. Old Richleigh-Oh, yes you
can. Work never killed anybody yet.
Boston Transcript
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30

CheerfuIness is like money well ex
pended in charty-the nor we dis
pense Of 1t the greater our possession
Victor Hugo.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
Nicely Favored.

Newlywed lat dinner)-This lettuce
IL something fierce! Did you wash tit
Mrs. Newlywed-Of course l did, And
I used perfumed soap tool-Judge.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30
Ancient Scottish Custom.

In the Scottish highlands In oldsn
times a burning wooden cross was car
eied blazing to and fro among the
clansmen to rouse them to battle.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30

Most of our misfortunes are mors
supportable than the comments Of =
friends upon theme. @. Cotton.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1915-12-30

Half of success is in seeing the sis.
nifcance OF little things.-Henry ,.
Cope.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14
CHAMP IONSHIP Of
ROCKY MOUNTAINS
GOES To AGGIES
Over Tigers at Colo
RADIO Springs Gives Fam
ers UndiSputed Title to First
HOnOrS in This Section,

Colorado Sprinss, Colo. Nov 49,
The com hin0aon of weight. speed ana
a versatile otfenso gave the Colorado
Agricultural collesc the football
championship of the Rocky Noun
tain conference here this afternoon,
when they defeated the Colorado Coll
leee Tigers by the score of "a 90 49,.
The teams had been considered oven
b matched before the contest. but
the powerful farmer offensc and am
alright line gave the visitors the add
vantage at every point and coupled
with constant fumhles and a shattered
Tiger line the Aggies We're superior
in very department of the game. Tn
ill the last period the play was In
Tiger territory most of the time
Harry Balch. substitute quarter
back, electrified the stands in the
fourth period when he caught a punt
and lodging his way through the en-
tire Aggie team raced fifty yards for
a touchdown. Holman kicked goal
A bitter cold north wind interfered
with the forward pass game, but both
teams used il consistently. Penalties
for roughing We're assessed against
the Aggies on two occasions. Klem-
medson's puuting, aided 10y strong
line, was the best ever witnessed on
Washburn field. his kicks averaging
fifty yards
In the first period the Aggies
marched through the Tigers to the
five-yard line, where they fumbled
and Colorado college recovered and
punted out of danger In the sec
ond period following triple pass on
which Robinson gained thirty yards,
AfsH D.. a.. 4.
down strong kicked goal The
Tigers then battered their way up
the field, two long forward passes to
Holman featuring. The Aggie line
held az the vineyard mark and the
bah went over The Aggies smash
ed their way no the field and the half
ended with the bah on the Colorado
colleve five-yard line
In the third period TAYLOR let a
long punt hit him ON the foot and am
Aggie man recovered il on the Tiger
one yard line A forward pass 10
Klemmedson scored a touchdown
strong kicked goal The Aggies
scored again a few minutes later af-
ter recovering a Colorado college fun
bic sending strong over. He kicked
goal. Aided by q penalty for rough
ing the Tigers sent TAYLOR over for
touchdown In this period GRAY
missed goal In the fourth period
klemmedson scored three more Aggie
points by a drop-ltick from the thirty
yard line
For the Aggies, Strong. shepard
son. Klemmedson ana Nye played
sterling football while Taylor Hol-
man and Garsde starred for the Tig-
ers Robinson of the Aggies and
stub Davis and Werner Of the Tigers
were forced to leave the game on ac-
count of injuries
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14
CLUB DIRECTORS LAY
PLANS FOR THE STATE
GOLFERS T0URNAM ENT

AZ meeting of the directors of the
Albuquerque Country club held yes-
tcrday tile program FOR the cham
piunshp golf tournament was agreed
upon,
The president of the Ration Country
club, NJ G Smigelow, has agreed TO
send two golfers t. participate, while
j q. Welch, president o, she Daw-
son club writes That there will, in
all probability. be -four or five of the
boys 10 go down. aud perhaps six
As vet, word has not been received
from Roswell on from Las Vegas, but
il is hoped that both of these clubs
viii send delegations
According 90 the plans approved by
the board of directors Yesterday the
following program will be carried out;
Wednesday
November ~.
$40 a ma Qualifying round
13 TO I %. m-lnrormal lunch at the
club house.
p M. First round match play
3 p m Informal dinner at the
ANardo for visiting golfers.
Thursday
November -
S3o IL m.-Sccond round match
play
~ To j.. m.-lnformal lunch at
the club house.
%. m-Finals al match play
$50 To $50 D. M Tea dance for
all members aud visitors
The club hopes that there win be
ot least dozen visiting golfers from
different points throughout the state
II so the success OF the first cham
pionship golf tournament in New
Mexico wll be assured ID is said
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14

musical instruments to Gallup cid-
zans. and followed these sales up by
making other sales as follows Fred
Baxter, $4,000 Wurlitzer orchestra for
his cafe Miss Morris. $1,750 WurlH-
ger electric Miss Lee. $3.50 Wurlit-
ger electric. Commercial hotel, $500
WurlitZer electric
Before coming 10 Albuquerque. Mr.
Flynn was in charge Of the Wurlitzer
house an Trinidad. Colo, but ne re-
Gently closed the Trinidad house and
Albuquerque is now his business head
quarters and home. He is good citi-
zen and this paper is pleased to add
his name to the long list of progress
sivs merchants of the Duke city. 1t
is understood that Mr. Flynn will soon
secure larger and more convenient
store quarters for his Albuquerque
home.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14
AMEs TEAM Is CHAMPION or
IOWA BY HAWKEYE DEFEAT

Iowa city, Ia. Nov l3-The Iowa
State college football team became the
champions of Iowa this afternoon
when II defeated the University of
Iowa squad before fully $1,000 spec
ators by "a score of lG TO 0. The
Ames men outplayed the Hawkcyes at
practically every turn of the game. In
the second quarter the local players
showed some of their old fighting
qualities but the Ames machine soon
crushed their offensive
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14
KANSAS MISSES CHANCE AT
TITLE AND GETS 4 DRUBBING

Lawrence, Kan. NOV. l3,-Plung-
ing almost al will through the defense
of their opponents, the football play
ers OF the University of Nebraska to-
day humbled the eleven of the Uni
versity of Kansas and once more
made themselves the champions of
the Missouri Valley conference, The
score was SO TO 0
The Cornhuskers proved themselves
adopts at forward passing Most Of
tho play was in the Kansas territory
and old style football ruled most of
the game.
only Ia the early part Of the first
period did kansas display champion
ship qualities
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14
FOOTBALL RESULTS

A3t. 1a Princeton
Michigan o. Pennsylvania g.
cornell tu. Washington ana Zee,
.t
COLGATE. q Syracuse, 3N.
Harvard lG Brown. Is
Nadine, y, Army a.
colby No. Navy Isl
Amherst 80. Williams. %
bates % Dartmouth, a.
Dickinson "a. Carlisle, go
Penn State 33 Lafayette, a
Wesleyan 34 New York un.vcrs-
las, o
Villa Noya. 10. SUarthmorc, q.
Washington and Jefferson West
Virginia Wesleyan. o
Carnegie o Pittsburgh. 2N
Andover Exeter 3d.
lioUdon o. TUFTS 3D.
BurMcl. lt GettysbWs
trdhnm. = Rhode Island, o.
FHukiu and Marshall 20. lrsiu-
us. Z.
liuvcrotd. IA Johns Hopkins. TO-
Rutgers rs, All Stars
Massachusetts Assics. a. Sping-
field. l3,
Chicago, Minnesota 20
Wisconsin 3 Illinois. H.
Kansas o. Nebraska, 3d.
Northwestern Indiana, "a.
Purdue. o, Kentucky q
Ohio state, rs. Ohcrlm, @.
Iowa. d Ames, lG.
Missouri At. Drake, 49,
CreEhun, o. Notre Dame. a.
Arkansas, ~ oklahoma, 23
Washington l3 s. Louis.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14
CALIFORNIA COMES BACK AND
FIGHTS WASHINGTON HARD

Seattle. Wash Nov i3.--ln one of
tho hardest fought games seen in Sc
attic since California and Washing
ton played together. eleven years ago,
the University Of Washington football
team. which overwhelmed California
at Berkeley last SATURDAY ~ TO o..
was barely able to win hy a l3-to-7
score today
with only three minutes left 10 play.
Washington got the bah across the
line for the winning score.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14
CREIGHTON UNIVERSITY Is
DEFEATED BY NOTRE DAME

Omaha Neb. Nov t8.--Norc Dame
overwhelmed Creighton university to-
day In their initial football clash, AZ
to O. The Hoosier eleven uncovered
Il mass Of trick PLAYS and gained at
viii on their opponents
The visitors held Creighton ON the
vineyard line for four downs With
the exception Of this play, the In
dlann goaI Wns never I'm danger
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14
CORNELL BEATS " ASHINGTON
AND LEE IN UPHILL. FIGHT

Ithaca. y Y, Nov. 13.-Wuh the
score 81 to against them in the sec
ond period Cornell came back at
Washington and Lee today, and when
the final whistle blew. led the plucky
Nirginiaus by 40 to a. The game, al
though loosely played by Cornell in
the first period. was fun Of thrills.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14
MICHIGAN FIGHTS SCORELESs
TIE WITH PENNSYLVANIA

Philadelphia. Nov Penusyl-
nnia ANA Michigan fought their an
nual football battle on Franklin field
today and neither side was able TO
score. 1t was a curious fact that each
team had been defeated the last three
times II had met an opponent and in
the fourth effort neither side was
able To gain a victory over the other.
Both teams put up fairly good foot
bail
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14
Hal nm Winner In S2O. OoO RACE.

San Francisco. NOV. t2.-Dick Me
Mahon's Hal Boy won first money to-
day In the 100000 pacing event at tho
Panama Pacific exposition harness
meeting i'm three straight heats White
SoN. driven by ~ purfee. was second
and Tommy Murphy's Major Ong was
third Best time 2.06, was made IN
the second heat
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14
DARTMOUTH DEFEATS BATES
ON STRAIGHT LINE BUCKING

Hanover a. W. Nov l3.-Dart-
mouth defeated Bates today, - to o.
largely on straight line buckng
There was much fumblng BIZ both
teams ON attempted forward passes.
Tut Bates made first down five times
ON these relays OF the ball A strong
wind spoiled the puntinc
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14

Il may Dee surprise to you Ga learn
that iu many cases Group can DO pre-
vented Mrs ~ Mt. Johns Elida,
ohio. relates hrr experience as fol-
lows "MV utlo boy is subject TO
Group During the past winter | kept
q bottle of Chambcrlain's Cough REM
eiY iu the house and when he began
having Thar croupy cough ! would
give him one or two doses OF IL and
n would break the attack ! like II
better for children than any other
cousin meai44Ht because children take
Il willingly. and it Is safe and reliable"
Obtalnahle everywhere,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14
GALLUP SECURES
BRANCH HOUSE FOR
THE WURLlTZERS

W J Flynn. the distributor Tor the
AurlitZer pianos and PLAYER pianos.
doing business at 5l9 West Central
lavenue, is At Gallup where he viii es-
ttablish a branch house and install
Mrs Blackwell, as agent in charge. As
announced recently in tne journal.
AIR. Flynn sold several Of these famous
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14
ILLINOIS GOAL IN DANGER
FROM BADGERS ONLY ONCE

Champaign H.. NOV l3.-Thc Uni
yersity OF Illinois defeated Wisconsin
today. IL to- 2, by playing hard CON
sistent football The Illinois team
plainly outclassed the visitors and.
only once was the Illinois goal in
danger ln the early part Of the
game each team fumaled badly.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14

syracuse, " ~. Nov t3-Syracuse
overwhelmed COLGATE this afternoon
5S TO o.. 10 was the first time the
Hamilton team lost this season
Among their victims We're Yale and
West Point
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-11-14

West p0Int, y. Y, Nov. I3.-The
Army won from Maine today "a to
Q in g hard fought game The Wis
itors proved 20 be weaker than was
expected. the Army made many sub
stltutlons throughoul The gnme
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-09-16
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
| His Friend /
| at HillcrcSt |
# By =
Florence Lillian Henderson
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Copyright, 1915, by W. G. chapman.)

Copyright, 1915, by W. G. Chapman.)
For the lady who lived at Hillcrest,
mistress of that splendid estate, Al
bion Weare had always entertained
the highest respect-and something
more. She was thirty, the bloom on
her cheek a trifle faded. but his ideal
still. How he reverenced her!
He did not know it, in his blind
humility. but Miss Helen Tyrell re-
spected him infinitely Whenever she
had a party of close friends at So
cial function at the elaborate old
mansion, Albion was honored with an
invitation. He was master complete
of the violin, she a mistress of song
and piano Those hours Of mutual
music bewitchment neither would
ever forget.
He was thinking of Miss Tyrell
now. and very seriously. She was
rich he was poor. It was his humble
trend of mind-ever descanting his
real ability-that kept him back. AS
chemist of the great drug factory To-
Gated at the edge of the town he
was Of value. but it was the policy of
the company to take advantage of
him.
Now he had made a discovery of
importance. He had come across it
quite by chance and in his own pri-
vate laboratory at home. In it his
employers had no part or parcel. 1t
involved new process for securing
from Illuminating oils over SO per
cent additional power.
III l tell them up at the works
about 1t they will simply appropriate
it, just as they have other fruits of
my labor" soliloQuized Albion. mo,
feel certain my discovery is i'm
portant and valuable. I have written
to q broker in Chicago. He wants
two thousand dollars advance fees and
organization money. have a thou.
sand. II could only borrow and addi-
tional like amount-but Miss Tyrell-
no! no! I cannot bring myself to ask
her for it."
How willingly, how gladly, would
she have accommodated him! And
he knew that this was so. He feared,
however, to disturb their cherished
harmonious relations. Business was
a harsh element; it might lead to
the impairment Of their pure and ten.
der friendship. So Albion put the sug-
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-09-16
EXPERT repairing of Ford cars.
Lakeland Auto & Supply Co. 1868
harmless Flowers.

What freedom from cares and per,
plexities one finds among the flowers.
They are never unkind. You may be
with them from morning till night and
lot have one bitter memory or disa-
greeable thought to take with you to
your pillow. A tiger lily won't dig Its
claws into your breast the Gala lily
will not prolong her call indefinitely.
The sweet Williams honeyed personal
ity is honest and sincere; sweetness
that will not under fancied provoca-
ton turn into vinegary revenge The
snowdrops will not chill you with cold
words and looks. The dogwood will
not bark at you or dog your footsteps.
Jack-in the pulpit does not preach too
loudly or make awkward gestures, tax
ing your mind insensibly from the
heavenly message he is striving to de-
liver and which your soul earnestly
desires to grasp. the mind being will
ing. but the body weak. - Christian
Herald.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1915-09-16
ORANGES ALREADY GOING =.
FORWARD FROM EAST COAST

Miami, Fla, Sept. 15-As time
draws near to the packing season,
estimates, that at one time varied
several pear cent, as to the 1915
Dade county citrus crop, are drawing
closer together and at the present
time nearly all who are conversant
with the situation place the crop at
so per cent of last year or 225, 200
boxes. Already packing houses. are
being placed in readiness for the
handling of the crop. There will be
a few cars to move about September
10. The main shipping season will
commence October /. There are a
few boxes moving by express now
and some of the citrus growers real
lied large prices on their early
shipments. One grower sold several
boxes in New York for $6.05 box,
and as low as $3.3S. These ship
ments were of early fruit.
At this writing there are only
few commission houses represented
here. A few crops are being sold On
the trees at moderate prices. The
tree selling plan is more active this
season than last year. Prices real
lied by growers for their product IN
the tree, vary as much as soc a box,
which might indicate that there is a
large difference either in the fruit
or in the growers. General express
sions by many growers and buyers
alike are that the fruit is quite
clean this year, with sizes larger
than last. observations of many
groves would lead to the same belief.
Dade county produces light crop
of oranges and it is below this nor
NAL this year. Shipping points in
this section with the number of
packing houses that will be in opera
ton are as follows: Miami, two
large packing houses and a large
number Of individual packing
houses; Cocoanut Grove, three;
Larkin, two; Kendall one; Perrine.
one; Goulds, i've; Narranja, two;
Homestead, two. North of Miami:
Arch Creek, Buena Vista, Lemon
City. Fulford, Hallendale and Ojus
will each operate one packing