La Junta tribune., 1915-05-22

ness managed under the best stand
ards OF honor and humanity than any
thing congress can enact or the de-
partment Of justice enforce" This
il the final truth about our trade
and industry. and II 10 most clearly
seen and surely held by those who
know most about business.
Weekly.
A Nebraska editor visited the VII
lage school and was greatly impressed
with the school ma'am. On reach
ing his sanctum he penned the fol-
lowing OF her. ''she is the pride OF
the town. the star OF the west. the
mother OF invention and a jewel Of
rare brilliancy. She drew the pic
ture OF an iceberg on the blackboard.
II was so natural that the thermome-
ter froze up solid. With rare pres
ence OF mind she seized q crayon and
drew n Fireplace on the opposite
wall. The prompt action saved the
school. but nearly all the pupils
caught a severe cold from the sud-
den change"
Johnnie and Willie ttwins). aged
five. went down to the river and saw
the minister baptize a few people.
Monday while playing In the back
yard Johnnie spied a tub full OF wa
ter and proposed that they play at
baptizing. After dipping the pup
and the chickens. they spied the old
tom cat and proceeded TO believe In
immersion. and after numerous at
tempts to accomplish the desired
feat. with arms and hands Iacerated.
the boys decided to effect compro- !
mise.
what shall We do VIII dis cat!"
said Johnnie.
Willie answered between sobs.
Sprinkle the nasty brute and let
him 20 10 the devil"
Breathes there 4 man with soul
so dead. who never 70 himself hath
said. that editor has quite = head
and I'm glad ! take his paper. He's
got = raft Of grit and sand. he prints |
the news Of all the land. he boosts
the town To beat the band and that's
the proper caper. He soaks the |
grafters In the neck. he saves the l
ship Of state from wreck. he's John |
nj. on the spot. by heck. when things
are In n tumble. He writes the ads |
that brine the dough. he ehases all |
our gloom and woe. he never tells Us
all We want Ia kno~-and yet he IL
quite humble. lie never gets . bit |
stuck up. he's worked since Hector
Was = pup 10 earn his daily bite and
sup and have = little over. ! know
~e owe him many plunks. % let us 1
-ss@sssN sssV Vssss rsa0SH 9Wu tuuUtsu
him with kaic In chunks. .wherc~ith |
To live Ia clover"
Everybody In Denver IL pleased |
With the result Of the recent city
election in that much afflicted city
-politicaiiy-as taree good. sub.
stantiai citizens we're elected as com.
missioncrs. Even the Denver Post
IL pleased. and is stiii growing over
the result. which II claims Il assisted
very materially In bringing about.
II says nothing about the iGnomisi.
QUE defeat Of voiney Hsssoti for
commissioner Of property. however.
and the Post moved heaven sad
earth To elect him. devoiing whole
pages of red Ink and big type In IN
end~avor 10 prove that he was the
one man for the Job. Mr. Haesoti,
however. ~as not even Close. being
seventh man In the race. and the
dear people showing him under BY .
huge majority. The Post supported
t~o Of the good men that we're
elected. - . blind. probably. 10 put
over their particular pct. but Il
didn'i work. Their particular pet
~as defeated good and plenty.
Manager wondesiy Of The ReuFke
rheases. says our write.up Of the
basiesaue show In last weeks tn.
bsse ~as The VEN hess advertise
meat he ever had In ous old aAses.
aad that u wili Do hin more sood
shaa al of The advestissas hs ever
dtd before. Ne has besa 10 our os.
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