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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-08-17
= s0@0 'l'' "oR ono bom lucky, while otb'

some men arc born lucky while 9th
'ls have Nl sort, oft m.k ur'., ~ wv
,n'm. Two mon yomiue from pl,'
lalnd lhis morning como nul,. L.L ",
these propositions rIry Mon, ,'l.., ",
" Ford Ut O. putty swim .r.,I I
Whom near Richrall m o. ,eui, .,,.,., I
,n' ga, turned rumpnttN over nrI
, 't"l'N llsot at the side off pa. r.gl
@ ,,NN l0s 'he meo partially under thc sr,
wondering what haI happened 4.
u'',h'r received $50 much as b rati
and u.s. the engine ,ua Nom, ,v ,.., ,n'
wog they proceeded to DIN, w. ,.,
,o"R without even ho,ug to mla I.
Trouble 10 crank ur Win. M. r...
o5y oU right lhg ,ar d, taking ,r .
u'" "iha shirld and having a t.rl,r
t'Ih'Ehiruvj uut this aftrrruor
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-08-17

Sec our show windows for special
pHye' on din'ugruom furniture huron
a Hamilton.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-08-17

considerable work ~ being done nm
'hg main rotd to Turner m.t M tG"
emf OF the mucuinm For nbmf rn,
milo loose dirt mud m., NM, r,,I,l y''
'oIo lho middle of tho upd. moknr
pt''W hard shedding foruu auto Tbr
worn bg'ug dome now b, tu buug mn.
,o' m'lc stretch into good condition
Toy urNt winter ''.''"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-08-17
DR.. Stones Drug Store.

Mr. and Mrs, ]. w, Foathors are IN
he city for nu inuprlnto stay. Mr.
teaihers is cabinet mnkor and ig luol,
ing for location.
30 hop pickors wanted good campns
grounds pore waters Siolz q McNuN
&Td. RogiFu with w. " Stoll
Phone 30
j. d Allen, living nine miles from
salem in Polk county. ON the Onk Grn,,
road harvested bis lUS acres of M.
acre. wv '"'
Average pears should be picked and
u'll'oled now W, can mot take ppnr
that are started TO turn yellow prr
sons delivering pears 10 us please no
uee' prager Fruit company. Aur /,
H--u
wednesday afternoon and evening
tho leW Park Circle OF the Nre Nlrfho
dist church will hold nm i,r crr,m .n
ch lat tho home ot Ms John rbor
rington, Gao Min street.
Special sale OF dining room furniture
burcu A Hamilton.
Tho following parties have boofed
saillngs ON tho Northern pRrfi, .nlin0
from FlaNel Thursday. thr pib Nrs
Hnd Mu y Fitzpatrick, and Mr. and
Mr. \, n AAleV
o.
SEQ our show windows for spe.,,i
prices on dinluguOm furniture hur,n
a Hamilton.
Anong those who attended the Royal
Atcanum special meeting hast s,or,nr
Was d. NJ ~ Rluvlua rii, brnI,t
'iueer ot Portland. mud smp.,n D,r.
eiN y" 'bv uvrou National UuaM
go o.
Now % tho tiho TO buy dn,ns ro,w
tN'''luio and .a,o mouty huIu A
hamlliuN
Attorney Fred $. Lamport returned
To-Day Wty sp.ulIug tom dh,s nt Sas'
Muc he ucp1IU everything l,r, .,
lhe tearh, although thr hotel Errr.,.
say business 10 uo, up to tbo .iard.rJ
Of former years
u.H-
a mn line VI mt lars can, and
,nbOrr Prompt deINtr.g, pb,n. @,
W. VahlsdoHi l3i North Liberty
H..Hu
Paul johnson returned today from bi.
huniihg iup near Riddles. 6rrg,r. a
aecf with hlm as proof tbnt a, /, ."n,s
shooter Nalter WiusloV. sam AJ..ni
ana Walter spaoldiug WIN say ..,
eial du's longer m tur muauia,n. oot
from Riddle.
- d.
Notices / viii nos he re,pon,,tl,
for any debts " bills Uoutrsetrl hv
any one onl, srlr
Augls TYLER HEAuRIUK
The Englewood and southeat C,r
cles Of ihr frst Methodist ehurh Min
have q luint meeting 90 ihe Nom, .t
hm Wm, S0uill 400 North Nin,
teenih street "Wednesday sftrftoon \,
$3.50 O'Clock. The men viii iolp ths
meeting az 8 o'eloek .tor a pltu.r J.n .
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-08-17

g L. sperling who has been inter
,s''u m the raising of hop, for thr .un.t
IN }eas returned Yesterday from ,r
"N'o u'r which included porl. of p,lt
'N",N, 'hr lower purt of Marion and
'a' NuN,tlou di,'uyt lie is nf hr
gp,0'oo 'hbl thc ht ha,y damaged M,
a'N '"p fully g, por tyut and rrpar,
'NI7 as conservative rsIiuUt,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-08-17

9 Nelson, principal Of the Salem
e'sN "hool ond tamiN returned toin,
'l'm tvn days NiNtW N.vror T,,
W. ''hNenionce pi parent, WHO wish b.
0a,u" course of WuI, f.r iL..,
'N"1''h the ''mlnE semester NIr Nr
sNh Na. arranged o. ho at hI. odds, Il.
we hlgh school hwdlug flom p wtl 40
" ,'o,A , 'N 'h' morning. during thg Nc.L
excepting Salurlbys
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-08-17

Notice viii nos he rssponsibls
Tor any debts or bills .outrsrtrl hy
any one opl, srlf "
Augl9 TYLER HEAnRlUK
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-08-17

The Englewood and Southeast or
eles ot the flrsi Methodist ,hursh ull
have luint mtetng 90 tho hon, .f
Mrs Wm, Somh 400 North Nin,
teenih street "Wednesday afternoon All
1880 O'Clock. The men viii ioln tls
meeting At 8 o'eloek .tor pi5u.r J.u
nrE
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-08-17

a hn line VI fuit lars. can, and
mbOrrs pfmpt deI,tut, pLrn.' @ tN
w Vahlsdoii 1893 Mouth llbery.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1915-08-17

tsul johnson returned to,lay from his
nuhihg iup near Riddles. hrrg,rs 4
n'ef Wl'h him as proof tbut d, /, SOM,
shooter Noller WiUslov. sam AJo.pt
ana Walter spaoldiug WIN say ..,
from Riddle. wv.
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Do not bo disappointed with the 70
SUITS OF your canning. Use good mnte
rails. Fresh spices Of all EnJs ~
Gohhdou, 1875 North Liberty
o..
Mrs. George Thompson and Mrs Al
thompson, both Of Los Angeles. Iof,
Ton lhcir homes toduy They were rpllr,i
mere by the serious illness several
weeks ago of their mother. NIrs. G. An.
old ili North Liberty street Mrs
Nnold has bccu suffering from II fnr
'0I'n mp but is now recovering
save vo,rs,,, -.
onrIi,v rr"i, "''l'oy Wy nuyihg good
G0, J,,lp'' l"'' '"U, sue DOZEN quarts,
Gnblsdmr nj. 0%,"'1 'yy uo@'n' W,
pGonr N ''' N'''N ''o'rN street
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,n a,' Sui'N''n was arrested yesterday
MI hrr.,n. '''s 80, VI ln'' 'l( on charge
,b.n sg,1B N''l'Nln sand bee WIS more
,.,, y" '"'Nk Io worn If given chunrr
',,',, ",u U, 0opp'ocd That tbcrc was iob
W.. ""I NN'N NW Vhv accepted 30
,,,, "',' ,..,l u,',''ll. Meanwhile bis ease was
'''''''' u" 'n' police court records.
co,.,,..,,
aN 'n,9'u'' ,aa'' @ 'olI WORK w being done on
,,J "' wv '"'' u" Inurr just ut the
,,,I, Wv NNu'"'onl tor about one
m,, ,E" 'S"'v ..lit u',t Nod rock nrc gwdod
N matt. l.",1' l,i'', "Vll 'bg r"nd, making
tt''i'' "o'V '''u'ng tor uu auto. The
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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-07-16

vast frontier territory of the Missis-
sippi valley -noy lies almost forgot
ten by the outside world in the
Church of the Immaculate COncep-
ton in this little island village,
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BY DEAN HALLIDAY.
New Kaskaskia, Ill.,, July 16.-The
great liberty bell of the ives" tine
bell that 1877 years ago tOIled out the
news Of American supremacy in the
The star-independent. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1904-1917, 1915-03-16
MEAT CAUSE OF
KIDNEY TROUBLE
Take a Glass Of Salts II Your Back
Hurts or Bladder Bothers-Meat
Forms Uric Acid

If YOU must have your meat every
day, eat it. but flush your kidneys with
salts occasionally, says noted author
ity who tells us that meat forms uric
acid which almost paralyzes the kid
news in their efforts to expel it from
the blood. They become sluggish and
weaken, then you suffer with a dull
misery in the kidney region. sharp pains
in the back or sick headache, dizziness,
your stomach sours, tongue is coated
and when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine gets
cloudy, full of sediment, the channels
often get sore and irritated, obliging
YOU to seek relief two or three times
during the night.
To neutrahze these irritating acids,
to cleanse the kidneys and flush off the
body's urinous waste get four ounces of
Jad Salts from any pharmacy here;
take a tablespoonful in a glass of
water before breakfast for a few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the acid
of grapes and lemon juice, combined
with lithia, and has been used for gen.
erations to fVsh and stimulate sluggish
kidneys. also 10 neutralize the acids in
urine. so it no longer irritates, thus
ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in
iure, and makes a delightful efferves-
cent lithia-water drink.-Adv.
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Takes Place of Wine in Russia

The banishment of table wines by
government edict in Russia has brought
to the fore a beverage which seldom has
been used outside the peasant IS cottage.
It is "kvass." Though it closely re-
sembles lager beer in color, it is more
like American root beer in taste, and
is also mountaineering. The favorite
brand is prepared by special treat
ment of Russian black bread. 1t is now
served in all the restaurants. Another
incidental curiosity about Russian fare
is the fact that the American griddle
cake makes its appearance in Russia
for one week only in the whole year.
That week is the one preceding Lent.
The griddle cake is disguised as spe-
eial luxury under the name of "blin1.'
II is eaten plentifully at any or all
meals during the week. 1t is served with
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Tonaue-End Topics
Prayer offered at Launching

At the suggestion of the Society of
Sponsors of the United States Navy,
composed of ladies who have acted as
sponsors of vessels of the United States
Navy, prayer was offered at the launch.
ing of the L. 5. S. Pennsylvania at
Norfolk to-day. Between the years
1s4S and 1914, there were no religious
ceremonies incident to the launching of
vessels of the Navy. The custom was
revived when the Oklahoma was launch
ed on March 81, last. Just short
while before the launching was to occur
1t was suggested that prayer be in.
cluded in the exercises. The Governor
of Oklahoma and his party desired that
prayer should be offered by an Okla
homa clergyman. preferably Bishop
Hoss, and it was supposed that he was
then in Oklahoma. At the suggestion
of some friends, a relative of his, in
Baltimore was telephoned and it was
ascertained that through strange coinci.
denee he was then in Philadelphia. AS
the vessel was TO be launched only
across the river at Camden, it was q
small matter to complete the arrange.
ments and Bishop Hoss offered the pray
er. This plan was continued to-day
when the Pennsylvania was launched.
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SHIP OWNERS USING CARE

Although steamship companies have within the
kst few days been refusing to accept merchandise
pr transportation from this country to Switzerland,
b way of Italy, it is not likely that the refusals
ill continue any great length of time. Indications
that the condition is temporary and that as soon
certain complications can be overcome, the usual
hipment of goods TO the small republic win be re-
hmed
The government of Switzerland has been unable
satisfy the British authorities that Swiss mer-
bsnts not acting as agents for the Germans and
not sliding supplies the border to the bel
gerents. As consequence it seems that the Brit
b have held up at Gibraltar ships bearing mer-
andise which was destined avowedly for Switzer-
nd but which the British thought might possibly
Id its way farther north if they permitted it to
kt by them.
The steamship companies of course do not care
r too many interferences with the progress of the
bps on their lines and prefer not to handle goods
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WELCOMING NEW CITIZENS

The reception to be given in Philadelphia the
latter part of next month to almost four thousand
newly admitted citizens will be the first affair of
its kind in the United States. Although this coun-
|try began with aliens and has ever since been ad-
Knitting multitudes of foreigners to citizenship, the
idea of welcoming publicly with appropriate cere-
monies the newly made Americans has not sug-
gesed itself until recently, when somebody in Phil
adelphia got hold of it.
That the plan should have found favor is natural,
since it has only novelty but also the possibility
.of making better citizens of the Americans
because they will be properly impressed through
the proposed ceremonies with the Importance of the
step they are taking and of the responsibilities in
solved. The presence of President Wilson, who is
scheduled as the principal speaker will give the
krst reception of its kind more than local impor-
ance. Not only Philadelphia but the United
States will be giving formal welcome to persons
bf foreign birth declaring allegiance to the Stars
hnd Stripes and entering upon the privileges and
luties of American citizenship.
The conditions on which aliens are granted the
Franchise in this country not only that they
pave lived here for five consecutive years and are
BILE to speak the English language, but also that
hey are of good character and have some knowl-
dge of the Constitution and of the methods of gov
Ernment. The chances are therefore that they will
ften make better citizens than such native Ameri-
ans as may be entitled to citizenship simply be-
ause of birth in the country and not by reason of
(ctual fitness to east votes and in consequence of
ctive endeavors their part to have the precious
privileges bestowed upon them.
Immigrants to the United States who after some
ears decide to take up their residence permanently
the republic and, losing sight of the virtues of
heir native lands while considering the vaser ad-
antages of their adopted country apply for natur-
lization, deserve more than passing notice from
heir new fellow citizens When men transfer their
llegiance from flag to another it seems fitting
hat they should be made welcome under the new
anner with ceremonies more inspiring than the
pere filing out of the necessary papers.
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er of farm may have the name there
of recorded with description by metes
and bounds in register of farm
names to be kept in the office of the
Recorder of Deeds. The act gives right
to exclusive use of name so recorded.
The names to be registered must be
twice advertised
Other bills presented were:
Mr.. Harper, Lawrence Authoriz-
ing boroughs to collect annual sewer
rents from properties abutting on sew
ers constructed at public expense.
Mr.. Maurer, Berks-Directing De-
partment of Labor and Industry to IN
vestigate the working conditions of
women and minors with special refer
ence to minimum wages before Septem-
ber l, 1916, and report to the Gov.
ernor sixty days later.
Mr.. Adams, Luzerne-Providing that
anthracite coal tax, if held unconsti-
tutional, shall be paid o school boards
in townships where roads are made and
repaired by taxpayers under contract.
Mr.. Walsh, Philadelphia code
governing fishing, classifying game fish
and regulating wardens.
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GET RID OF nUMORS
and AVOID SICKNESS

Humors in the blood cause internal
arrangements that affect the whole sys
TEN, ss we'll as pimples. boils and othe,
eruptions, and are responsible for the
readiness with which many people con
tract disease.
For forty years Hoods Sarsaparills
has been more successful than any
other medicine in expelling humors and
removing their inward and outward
effects. Get Hoods. No other medicine
acts like it. Adv.
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PLAN TO REDUCE NUMBER
OF APPROPRIATION BILLS

To reduce to a minimum the great
number of individual bills requesting
appropriations for State institutions by
requiring that the needs of such insti.
tutions be sent to the Speaker pro TEN.
of the Senate and the Speaker of the
House as petitions which can be re.
ferred to the Committee on Appropria.
tions which shall prepare bills for all
classes of State aid embodying requests
of such institutions, is the purpose OF
a bill introduced in the House last
night by Representative Baldwin, OF
Delaware county.
Representative Gibson, Lycoming, in
trodueed bill providing that the own
The star-independent. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1904-1917, 1915-03-16

a garnish OF caviar, thick sour cream
and melted butter. The ordinary COM
plement per person is a dozen or fifteen
"blini," but a stranger is told that
the rule is that a person should keep
the plate up to the height of his chin
as ne sits at table. After the blini, y
which are served as part of the hors d
oevres, comes the usual lunch or din
ner courses.
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when such handling is likely to meet with British
disapprovaL They may be forced to bar exports to
Scandinavian countries as well as to Switzerland,
it appears unless these countries the Allies
in some satisfactory way that shipments which they
receive from the United States do not find their
ultimate abiding place in Germany. The precau-
tons may be necessary. but no doubt, only for the
time being. 1t can reasonably be expected that ad-
justments will be made without great delay.
The star-independent. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1904-1917, 1915-03-16
New York Editor Visits Old Home

Robert f. MaeAlarney, city editor of
the New York Tribune" and head of
the school for reporters in the Colum-
bia University, was in Harrisburg yes
terday looking over the scenes of his
boyhood days. Mr.. MacAlarney took a
walk all over the old town and thinks
it has grown right smart since he left
it some years ago to take up his resi-
denee in the big village on the Hudson.
Mr.. MacAlarney was here to accompany
The star-independent. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1904-1917, 1915-03-16
Text of the Prayer To-day

Governor Brumbaugh nominated
Bishop Joseph F. Berry to deliver the
prayer to-day. 1t was as follows:
so Eternal God, Creator of the Uni
verse and Governor of Nations: Most
heartily we beseech Thee with Thy Fa.
vor TO behold and bless Thy servant,
the President of the United States, and
all the officers of our Government, and
so replenish them with the grace of
Thy Holy Spirit that they may always
incline to Thy will and walk in Thy
way. Bless the Governors of the sew.
ersl States, ani all who are in authority
over us; give them grace TO execute
justice and maintain truth that peace
and happiness, religion and piety, may
be established among us for all gen,
erations.
MAY the vessels of our Navy be
guarded by Thy gracious Providence
and care. May they not bear the sword
in vain. but as the minister of God, be
a terror to those who do evil and de-
fense TO those who do well.
Graciously bless the officers and
men of our Navy. May love of country
be engraven on their hearts and may
their adventurous spirits and severe
tolls be duly appreciated by-a grateful
nation; may their lives be precious in
Thy sight, ami if ever our ships of war
should be engaged in battle, grant that
their struggles may be only under an
enforced necessity for the defense of
what is right.
BLESS all nations and kindreds on
the face of the earth and hasten the
time when the principles of holy religion
shall so prevail that none shall wage
war any more for the purpose of ag-
gression. and none shall need it as a
means of defense.
"All of which blessings we ask
through the merits of Jesus Christ our
Lord. Amen.
The star-independent. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1904-1917, 1915-03-16
HEARrLEss TRICK

MY employers played me rather heartless trick re-
marked the man who is always kicking.
Why thought they had increased your compensation
'Yes. But they increased it just enough to compel me
to keep books and employ expert figure
out income tax."-Washineton Star.
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back to her home in New York his sis
ter. Miss Emma Lenoir Mae Alarney.
of the Horace Mann school, who has
been working in the cause of womer's
suffrage in Pennsylvania for the last
fnur months
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WHAT MADE SAMSON WEAK

The Teaeher-"So Deah cut Samson's hair and all his
strength went out of him. Now when did Samsons
go out of himf You may answer Willie
Willie-I guess it wuz when he seen hsself in tn
glass.'-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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TOLD IN LIGHTER VEIN
THE VILLAGE AurosMurH

AID NAAA<h8o
Under horseless.e chestnut tree
The town garage now stands.
Bill Smith. who runs the business, he
Hath large and sinewy hands;
And the muscles of his brawny arms
Are strong enough-my lands.
His hair is crisp and black and short.
His face is caked with oil;
His brow is wet with grease-and yet
do not think he'll spoil
He looks fellow in the face
And ehargeth for his toll.
A coughing automo machine,
1t lmpeth to the door.
There's something wrong about its spleen
Else why that sort or snore
That ssueth from in between
Its hinder wheels foref
Big Bill. the kindly autosmth.
He takes the thing apart
And tenderly he monkeys with
That automobiles heart
Until-0 man of skillsome pith,--
He makes its pulses start.
The children coming home from school
Look in at the open door.
They like to the autosmith
Rechne upon the hoor
Beneath the ear and grunt, by gar.
This earburetors sore
Thanks. thanks to thee, my worthy FRIEND
For the lesson thou hast taught.
Next time / drive this old beehive
I'll try 70 not be caught
Ten miles from town with the tires run down
And the axle steel unwrought.
Robert Love- in st. Louis Republic.
The star-independent. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1904-1917, 1915-03-16
WAR DEVELOPMENTS

ANY developments in the warf"
ct don't know. understand the Germans gained ten
yards around the left wing but penazed for hold
ing the day the allies six yards through
center."-Detroit Free Press.
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A PARTICULARS REASON

Benevolent IndivdualYes, sir; hold that when mar
makes little extra money his first duty his wife
present of handsome dress"
Stranger-"You a social philosopher, presumed"
mo, I'm a dry goods merchant kansas CITY Star
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NOT DIPLOMATIC

'1 made Miss oldgirl mad the other day"
How so'"
'She said she would give few wrinkles, and said
didn't take them although she had plenty
TO spare."-Baltimore American.
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AN EASY MARK

Corpulent Individua-"But YOU can't give any
why should not enlist.
spouse-"well, should miss you dear, but the Ger
mans couldn't. 't."-London Mail.
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FOR SAFETY FIRST

II always call spade spade, said the emphatic
That's right" replied Broneho Bob. "A four fusher
once lost his life in Crimson Gulch by calm spade
club Washington Star.
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GETTING WISE

Tenderfoot-"whaddyed dggip' the big hole fort"
Trapper-"Wildcats."
Tenderfoot-"By gravy, I've often heard of wildcat
mines, but this is the first time one."-Judse
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TALK THAT PAYS

81 met Bifer's wife yesterday. Talks all the time
doesn't shef"
yes"
ST heard Biffers complain about it."
He'd better not. She supports him by leeturing -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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A SUN PUN

Bluefeld, W. Va. has 9yearold moonshiner, study
in still life-Baltmore Sun.
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$50 you told Brown that you d heard
stories to my discredit?'
~ did not. What 1 told him was
that ID never heard any stories to your
credit. .''-Exchange.
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SURE CURE
of pessimism has been cured bv giving

Many bad of pessimism has been cured by giving
the patient a political ofiee.-Toledo Blade
NOW HE'S IN WRONG
He-"How old you?
She-"I've Just turned 2S.'
He-"Oh. l see-S2."-Boston Transcript