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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20

IHC Iutt
EAs gave a party and did not invite
yoang Mrs. Brown. She said: IN
show that cat
I've not forgotten her historic slight
OF me when she received for Mira.
PratL~
eho had the house al decorated up,
With canvas stretched above the
walk, and ALL
Now maybe she just wouldn't al
the cup
OF catfish Mrs. Brown with BIT
trest GALL
The great night came, and 80 did
(not) the gnestsi
The Village folks seemed other
wise employed.
Instead OF coming in their evening
bcsts.
They stayed away-the hostess
was annoyed.
Next day she found that hateful
woman Brown
Had spread the thrilling tidings
that she might
Have two new discs shipped in from
Biggertown.
She did And PLAYED them both,
that very night
Not To Bust Up Our w. X. Neu-
traiity, But
with the elimination OF vodka and
tho strengthening Of their lines.
the Russians seem 10 have been
stopped from both treating and re-
treating.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20

Or. Brady Vfn Gasrer all questions pertaining to Heath. II your cues
ton 70 Of general interest 70 tmH be dnsVered through these columns; " not
u EI BE- dHsUred personally y stamped, addressed envelope Is enclosed.
Dr. BrGdB ul NOT prescribe for indirfduGi cases or make diagnoses Adj
dress all letters to DR.. Wilton BradH care Of this newspaper.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20
Shap0ho}g
Jay E House 49,

The authorities all are In error
ns 20 the relative values Of n flush
and "a fun house. The relative values
of the two hands are determined by
the player who first develops a lump
In his thOrax.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20
No Surprise

No Surprise
" / rule the roost
At home" he said.
T. do not bow
My klngly head
For any skirt
No, not az all"
Tho hotel clerk
Said: Brown, n call"
Brown stopped Ills brag,
Stepped 10 the phone,
Said, Coming. dear"
In meekest tone.
The crowd all knew
Just what that meant.
Brown grabbed his hat
And homeward went.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20

Ihe East Ringgcld correspondent
or the Ashville, o., Home Ne,rS
says: "our now merchant. l. %
May, VIII relieve II. II. Grant. Mon.
cay but Mr.. Grant viii hold onto
the iee-house."
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20

Every divorced man appears anx.
ious 20 serve another indeterminate
sentence.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
His Features Are Plastic

Several years ago, dcpiorcs NJ. r.,
had ionic paYdMn injected IN mn face
70 M out hoiioio checks. NOt0 10 has
al gone 10 lamps. Is there any help
short o. surgical operdfi0nP
AHswer-We fear not. But you
ought to go back and exhibit your
face 10 the operator who injected the
parafin.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20

Tho young lady acrOss the way
sny- she saw 10 the paper that sixty
per cent. Of our English words are OF
Teutonlc origin aud she opposes
most Of tho rest come from the
French or German.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20

lmogene WattleiFh wear 30 much
scenery when she comes downtown
that strangers often mistake her for
n musical comedy.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20
Footstrain--Tired Buriness Woman

What shan a perfectly healthy
normal business do 10 stop
the tired. aching misery iH her fcetf
she Is much on her feet, and from
the prinfs on the bathroom floor she
tmaOines the arches are partly brok-
m dOtCn.
Ansioer-She must wear shoes with
straight inside sole lines-that is.
shoes whose toes do not diverge. The
soles must be as broad as the naked
foot under the weight OF tile body.
The heels should not be moro than
one and n half inch high. and broad
as the naked heel r.. Perhaps she
should have her feet strapped with
adhesive plaster by the physician.
Then she could find relief and still
not put the muscles and ligaments
out OF business.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20

on tightwad Brown
Here in a town,
1 rise and simply saylthis much:
Though very near"
IT'S likewise clear
He's never close onoU ph to "toucI
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20

When n man sits through an
amateur show, u mean that he be-
longs to the lodge, or has a relative
In the east.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20
The Worst Thief

The dip who steals a dime from
you-
For him let not your anger burnt
But he who steals your time from you
And gives you nothing in return
He b. the gink
To swat, l Think
Bad Omen For Wet And Dry
Election
"Archie Booze smiles all the time"
u Is "a new eirl that came 70 their
home the evening OF the I'd PHl0s-
VI items tH Union Rfgisfel, Nj.
Gilcdd, y.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20

Women often masquerade as men.
But no man seems To think IL worth
while 10 masquerade as q Woma...
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20

Tho smaller the town the more i'm.
portant an egg with two yolks be-
comes.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20

What, by the way, is the object of
the somi-cOlon?
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-20

Before n Ia hires n s%tenographer
he asks to see her letters OF recon.
mendation. Aut he seldom Is so par.
ticular with the woman no marries.
Every mar CANDLES a little. That
Is To say he, twice a year. buys a new
hat betting 50 that his wife will
stand for H.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
FALL STYLES FOR CHILDREN
School Dresses Are Made In clnghams.
Percales, Linens, Ratines
and Piques.

Children's wash dresses suitable foi
school wear are In ginghams. percales
linens, ratines. piques. cordalines and
other heavy wash fabrics. Many are
in plain colors trimmed with checked.
plaid or striped material. while others
are of a fancy material trimmed with
a plain fabric Combinations of MILDLY
or blouse of plain color with a skirt Of
plaid. or vice versa. are very pretty.
I Colored worsted dresses are also in
a great variety Of styles in serges. pop
Inns and checked and plaid worsteds.
Some are made in sailor effect. while
others have the MILDLY blouse or the
new college blouse with shocking.
In dressy little frocks combinations
of worsted and silk. such as serge,
with plaid or check silk. are seen.
Corded and plain velvets are COM
bined with satin charmeuse. or fancy
plaid. checked or striped silk Party
dresses of net, crepe. chiffon or lace
are often combined with silk
For older girls three-piece suits are
popular. They consist of simple little
serge or gaberdine dresses with q
short. snappy coat in norfolk. Russian
or box effect, of the same material.
Flat collars are almost universally
worn and sleeves are usually set in
at the regular armhole. finished on
with a flare cuff. or made In flare eff.
feet starting from the elbow. Belts
and sashes are usually of self mate
riSl, or of the same fabric as the col:
lars and cuffs.
Childrens coats are made with q
slight flare in the lower section. Some
times a coat is cut in two sections and
Joined together at the normal or
slightly lower waist line. this joining
covered by q belt or sash. yoke
sometimes appears in the back. some
times in front. Sometimes as many
as four pockets appear on q coat. and
they are also used on belts. Smock-
ing and hand embroidery trims wee
coats. and braids and buttons trim all
coats. Krimmer. beaver. otter. seal,
mole. chinchilla. squirrel. ermine and
coney. as well as velvet in plair colors
and novelty stripes and checks, are
used for collars, cuffs and other TRIM
mings
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

hoops should be arranged. and how
each hoop should be bound with cord
to the adjoining two. When the
hoops have been connected. It 10 only
necessary to get q clothespole for .
support. to complete the rack. Drive
q nail into the upper end Of the
pole, and connect the nail and each
hoop with strong cord: then place
ground. with the center over q hole
made for the end of the pole support,
and set the support In this hole. Fig.
3 shows how the strings connect the
upper and lower set of hoops. and
how they are spaced. You can tie the
strings to the upper hoops before the
pole 10 set In position. II you like.
When the rack has been put up. plant
your vines at its base. 20 there will
be one for each string.
A box with q board nailed across Il,
as shown In Fig. s. makes Q splendid
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
wild MAN" IN POOR FARM
Freak He Now Becomes County
Charge.

Evansville, Ind.-After travelling all
over the United States as the wild
man" in several circuses and carni.
val companies. Joseph Reddig. age sew.
enty-two. has been admitted to the
Vanderburg county infirmary.
He is broken in health and penni-
less, although he has made good
money in his day. Reddig told the
township trustee. Sam Wurm. that
while he was acting the part of a wild
man" with a circus for several years.
the manager, in the presence of the
crowds. would feed him great quaint.
ties of raw meat
Il can eat more raw meat" said he.
than the biggest lion that ever lived"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
MORE FUR IS SLOGAN
WHAT FASHION MAKERS DICTATE
FOR FALL WEAR.
Guns on Every Jacket Are Now Muff,
-Hems Of Skirts and Jackets
Smothered In Bands
Of Fur.

It Is probable that women will
never be persuaded to give up pieces
OF peltry that cover the shoulders; il
Is the remaining savage instinct In
them to fling around their bodies the
skins Of wild beasts: this truth was
proved during the summer, when
every woman who could afford the
price OF fox. white or otherwise. ar
rayed herself in it. even on days when
mosquito netting would have been
too warm covering She temporarily
reverted to the cave-woman.
The furriers. however. need not
spend sleepless nights wondering
where their rent is to be obtained.
for paradise is opening to them. Fur.
and again fur. and still more fur. is
the slogan of the fashion-makers.
A. to NeekpIeees.
There may not be a great quantity
OF neckpieces worn, as fashion does
not indicate any loose covering for
the shoulders that will hide their
lines. but so much FUR is demanded
elsewhere that it is more probable the
furriers will spend sleepless nights
wondering where to &c. 1t.
The cuffs. for instance. on every
jacket are now NUTS. They extend
to. the elbows and fare to a width of
eight and ten inches at the hands.
This is part of the Russian influ-
ence. and there is every reason to be-
l,eve that these immense bell-shaped
accessories will be sought by every
woman who likes to take up the ex-
IRENE thing.
In addition to such lavish use of
peltry on the sleeves. the hens of
skirts. as well as jackets. are smoth-
cred in bands of fur Evening wraps
are in the nature of Russian coats,
and one Of the newest. by Callot. has
entire sleeves of fur that are shaped
out from the shoulders into a great
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
JEWELRY FOR TAFFETA FR0cK
Stones Of Color In Contrast to Dress
Are One Of the Novelties
Of the Season.

With the newest taffeta frocks con
trasting colors are worn in the jewel
~. Turquoise with dark green. sap
phires on French pink. amethysts with
cherry or gray. and rubies on pale
blue are the very last word in gem
and silk combinations.
Lapis-lazuli mounted in repousse sill
yer is used in a handsome necklace
worn with a sage green taffeta after
noon gown and an unusual hat COM
pletes The costume. The hat IL of
soft. two-toned straw. green above.
faced with dark blue: the brim IL
broad and tho crown low and round
ed, while its only trimming is a Jew
eled ornament matching exactly the
lapis and silver necklace.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

through holes punched through the
side Of the can. just inside of the
glass Gig. p.
With a can opener cut a hole a tribe
smaller than a candle through the
side Of the can ID. Figs. 2 and 81 for
the candle to stick through. and an.
other directly opposite it (E) for a
chimney.
Cut a bracket block with its upper
edge curved to fit the can IF, Fig. ~,
nail the can to the curved edge. and
then nan the block to the side OF
the pushmobile Gig. u.
The lamp shown in Fig. s il made
out Of pint or half-pint varnish can.
Remove the bottom. and cut away all
but a narrow rim of one side for the
glass front Gig. 81. Cut q piece Of
glass to slip in back of the opening.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

to illustrate the point But the one
which particularly appeals to me is
that of John Davis, who recently
pleaded guilty in New Haven, Conn.
to making plates for counterfeit FIVE
| dollar notes. Davis is an old offender.
and the illustrative case which | have
in mind was one in which he was the
central figure years back. It was
known as the Bank of England plot.
| Davis had manufactured in London
and had planned there to lay down
counterfeit Bank of England notes
representing a value in excess Of
100000. His scheme was to have his
confederates in each of the great
money centers-London. Paris. Der
lin. Vienna. st. Petersburg and New
York. simultaneously exchange the
notes at foreign money exchange bro
kers' Offices.
The workmanship Of the product
was almost perfect. The notes were.
the closest imitation to the Bank of
England notes that have ever been
discovered.
Soon everything was in readiness
for the grand unloading-except one
thing. The conspirators had not tried
out the money to learn how readily It
might be accepted. Accordingly two
of the men assigned to the New York
end Of the plot went over to the State
bank on Grand street and offered
counterfeit notes representing a value
OF $3.50. The conspirators erred in
presenting so much foreign money for
exchange at one time to a bank in that
neighborhood. The officials of the in
stitution compared the offered notes
with genuine notes of the Bank OF
England. but could find no difference.
Still the officials were suspicious. babe
the conspirators wait a few minutes
and called up the secret service Office.
which hurried men to the bank.
Inevitable Detail Overlooked.
A close examination of the offered
notes by the government agents
showed the color Of the printing to be
true; the color. ply and size of the
paper to measure accurately with the
Bank Of England requirements. and
the strong main features of the etch-
ing represented in the print were true
to a shading.
Yet. as always. the detail was there
to prove the counterfeit work. The
watermark of the spurious notes was
more pronounced than the genuine
Further. and to me more wonderful
still. a tiny guard. carefully placed on
the genuine note, was lacking in the
counterfeit. It. was a little thorn
shaped protuberance extending from a
certain letter in the word denominat-
ing the value of the note. The tiny
little sentinel could be observed only
with the aid of a fine magnifying
glass. 1t would be found only acct
dentally except by one knowing ex-
actly where to look for 1t.
The New York members of the con-
spiracy were arrested. but released
when they stood on the assertion
that they had found the notes in the
However, that was not all for the
Later, Davis was arrest.
ed in London. He turned kings evil |
dence. received a suspended sentence |
try to try his hand. His confession |
resulted in Is of the conspirators 60
ing to prison.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Natural silk NoNe.

The pale tan stockings 90 fashion.
able this summer with skirts of dark
material. are most often of natural
silk, this shade having q particular
delicate. lustrous appearance over the
flesh of instep and ankle. With slip
pers of patent leather. natural silk
stockings are very smart. worn with
frocks or black or navy blue pussy
willow silk.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
MAKES PRISON LIFE EASY
Sheriff Provides Gymnasium and Wife
Puts Canaries in Jail to Divert
Minds Of Inmates.

Bellefontaine. GA gymnasium has
been provided in the Logan county
Jail for the pleasure of the prisoners.
Sheriff George Smith. feeling that the
men needed some other form Of recrea-
ton than reading. has put in the
equipment at his own expense.
Mrs. Smith. the sheriff's wife. has
placed two canary birds in the jail to
help divert the minds Of the prison
ers. A man who has been a prisoner
in the Jail for several months has
been permitted to have his graphic
phone with him all of the time. and
daily concerts have been provided.
continuous programs being the rule.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

s HANDICRAFT FOR BOYS AND GIRLS S
q By
A. Nicely HALL and DOROTHY PERKINS 8
GARDEN HANpIcRAFT.

Probably every one Of you girls
has had experience In growing vines.
but I wonder II any Of you have used
the simple method shown in Fig. l
for putting up the strings. Place the
stakes from three to four feet apart.
instead Of using one for each vine.
then drive a double-pointed tack
Zig. p, or nail. into the top of each.
connect the tacks or nails with wire
or heavy cord. and tie the strings to
1t at the required distances apart.
These strings will fasten to a row
OF nails overhead, possibly in the top
Of a fence Gig. ID. You will need no
ladder once the nails have been put
up. II you use the unique scheme
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
CHANGES IN W0MAN's HAIR
Simplicity In style Gives Way to Pom
padour, Pulls and curls This
Fall.

In the Woman's Home Companion
the fashion editor comments in part
as follows about the changes in colt.
fure this fall:
There is to be o decided change In
the couture this autumn Simplicity
has been the model these past two or
three seasons. Now there is q return
to the pompadour and puffs and curls.
This should be welcome news to many
women, as this new style is far more
becoming and softening to the fea-
lures than the severely plain couture
recently favored. The new pompadour
is interesting as 1t is so different from
the pompadour 80 popular in the past.
It is called the slanting pompadour.
because 1t is very low In front and
rises gradually until 1t reaches the
crown. where It IL finished with q
group of small puffs or curls encircled
with a soft coil"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
The New French Ribbons.

Paris finds. for one thing. that RIB
bons made this year are of a very in.
ferior quality. The French ribbon in.
dustry. 1t seems. was largely carried
on by men The men went to war and
women went into the ribbon factories
They are doing their best. but as vet
the best ribbons they can turn out are
inferior to the ribbons the Paris dress.
makers desire
In some cases the dressmakers can
make silk take the place of ribbons
But this poor quality of ribbons has
helped to decide the nature of the
trimming of autumn millinery.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

shown In Fig. for attaching the
strings. Screw a screw-eye into the
end Of a stick. thread the screw-eye
with the Irvine just as you would
thread a needle. then use the stick to
hook the string over the nails.
As the diagram must show the con.
struction Of the framework. 1t IL i'm,
possible to give you a good idea OF
what beautiful bower the barrel
hoop rack shown In Fig. 3 becomes
when thickly covered with vines
The diagram shows the use of six
hoops. but IL you cannot get this many.
the three bottom hoops may be omit
ted and stakes driven into the ground
to tie the lower ends of the strings
to- Fig 4 shows how each set of
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

r. F. A.. Third Lahore division In.
dian Expeditionary force.
The first dawn of love came last
year. when a &C .dier friend OF Miss
Blowman was ordered out to India IN
the spring.
He was attached to the same Dat.
terry as the bridegroom =. and told the
gunner OF Miss Blowman's charms.
Mccarthy wrote to Miss Blowman.
enclosing a photograph and asking II
he might correspond with her
The permission was granted. ana
the girl fell In love with the far-off
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
Stripes AcceptabIe.

Stripes are the most acceptable of
all the black and white com binations
II one may Judge BY the number Of
black and white striped frocks that
one sees There are some charming
afternoon frocks Of this sort in chif.
fon or silk voile. with stripes an inch
and a half or two inches wide. These
frocks are made with black or white
for trimming bands. vests. collars.
cuffs and girdle-to accentuate their
character.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
HOMEMADE LAMPS FOR THE
PuShMOaIlE.

There should be two headlights and
two sidelights Zig. -: also . tall
light.
The headlight shown in Fig. 2 is
made from a syrup can. the kind hav.
ing a Hanged cover that fits inside of
the rim. The bottom will be the front
OF the lamp: therefore II must have all
but . rim Of the tin removed "a. Fig.
-. Cut the tin with q can opener
II you can find an old alarm clock Of
the right size. the glass from II will
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
gunner. who in turn was also smitten
through the post.
Saw q White Crow.

Harbor Springs. Mich.-A very IN
common freak of nature has lately
been observed here. in the shape Of q
snow-white crow. which mingles with
flock that makes its home on and
about the Thomas Kneale farm.
II Is all white excepting a spot on
its tail and one on its breast. and fur
nishes a strange contrast to its back
companions.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
About the Fancy Boot.

A light and fanciful boot or shoe de-
mands elegance and daintiness in the
whole toilet associated with It More
over. It must be fresh. shapely. immac-
ulate. The wear and soil that are tol.
cradle and can be easily hidden In the
serviceable black or russell leather or
in white canvas or buckskin are not
permissible in the dress shoe or boot.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22
WIFE GONE; CALLS HIM SLOW
Husband Of Departed Bride Says She
Declared He "Hussed the House
Too Much"

Paterson, N. J.-William White of
Van Houten street testified that he
was deserted by his wife because he
was too slow" He was on the stand
in his suit for divorce.
We were married in 1913" said
White. -Four months later my bride
told me Rugged the house too
much. She wanted life. dances. pic
MICS. parties and the like. The next
night | returned home to find the house
empty. Both my wife and the furni-
ture were gone to parts unknown
haven't seen or heard anything of eth
er since"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

and fasten ii in place BY means of two
pieces Of wire run around 1t and the
outside Of the can - shown at A
Zig. 81.
Cut the block Gig. y enough
smaller than the can SO the can will
set down over II. bore q Y inch hole
through its center. and nail to q block
q trif1e larger &C. Fig y. The candle
sets in the hole in block B. The can
sets down over block on to block
G. and is pinned to B by two short
nails d slipped through holes made In
opposite sides of the can and block B
figs. 6 and y.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-10-22

be just the thing for the front of the
lamp. Use a measurement that will
make the glass At fairly snug in the
end Of the can. To get the glass in
side Of the can. It is necessary to re-
move the rim on the top. which can be
done by holding the can over q fame
for a few seconds. and then knocking
on the rim (B. ig. 81. When the glass
has been slipped into the can. replace
rim B. CovertC. fitting inside of rim
B. will be left removable for the pur.
pose Of lighting the lamp. Fasten the
glass close against the front of the
can by means Of short nails driven