The hummer. (Houston, Miss.) 1914-19??, 1915-10-29
Jots and Titles.

Ringing Brothers will show again in Memphis this
fall Gee, but didn't the Ringing put tingling in
your veins when you young? The minging throng
the hum of something dong-the jingling of money
r. the animals and BANG the clown The thrills thrilled
n thrillingly and BING couldn't they beat the band?
l. Those who 60 the paper sack route will find many
holes in the road
Bud: How may become a wiser man?
Bud: That's easy put Schtz in your sides.
> Speaking of educated folks, young lady some time
ago collected punches Of lettuce for the Begans because
o she thought they rabbits.
news item says that man in Missouri is 1O2 years
old and we'll preserved Still that doesn't mean that he
q canned and put up on the shelf
Mrs Astorpays $500 per pound for feed for her oozy-
) WOODY precious poodle. Gee but when many human
e lives around her are at stake isn't that tough?
An ad says that prosperity is now at Dixie's door
We respectfully add to it husy have you got your pass
key? If So unlock it now-gO in and make yourself at
e home
Famous millonaires are on trial. so sayeth headline
Be STILL little nickel we're not scared.
The Allies will have to pluck few more tail feathe
before they gobble up Turkey for Thanksgiving
Mother-n-law jokes still thrive in almost every paper
and the latest runs in this WISE Say Mister clerk my
mothern-law dead and must have some kind of art
Gle to show my mourning "All right" replied the clerk
mere the KIM OF SASH you want ana the WIDER the sash
the deeper the grief "Ahum don't think that will d.
just gimme Shoestrns" O. mob, let the law take its
course string him up to tree
There are chances plenty to make good if we would
only get out and scare them up.
Miss Helen Bones of the White House kin is growing
in years and yet unmarried Yet some people say there
is nothing in name.
Mr. Beard married Miss Long few days ago In
after life their little shavers will wear long boards of
course and work in the bearded wheat fields
1t is time to oats-but be careful with the wild
Problem If Bennie Beeson raised 227 bushels of corn
on one by mixing hardwork brains and government
instructions why does take five ten acres to raise the
same amount in county? Could the answer be LAZ
mess?
Do you remember when people in rural districts were
called country bumpkins?" We wish the words Red
Neck IlBy and LOw-BrOw would pass into disuse Just
as country pumpkin did.
In Jackson last month were many auto wrecks The
Laurel Leader close observer says that the short skrted
women who rocking chared the front porches kept the
men from steering straight Possibly they were watching
to see what time it was by the ankle watches Speaking
of auto expenses that running suspen8es
Acres of Diamonds" these days means wheat, oats
potatoes peas alfalfa and corn fruit and vegetables
Acolored swain saw his rival making off with his
oveydovey few nights ago and by the authority of his
artillery he told the rival light shuck 1t is said that
ne lit on the triple quick Bet he didn't stop to see i'll
burn nor noticed that he burnt the wind at a mile er
minute"
Headline says Columbus Plans Motor Tour" Gee,
but don't that sound different from the plans old Girls
COumbO made in 1892? His motors travelled the trackess
sea and he gave world with the undyng and imperish
able Sail on, sail on, and on"
Wireless message to Europe from J. Caeser-My gall
is provided with three good parts and I'll you brutes
Wilson will wed wiley In times of peace be pre-
pared for war, old top