The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1915-06-10


eating. 1t is touching to see wha
tender solicitude those Eastern fnan
ciers have for the dear people anC
how they yearn to protect them from
harm.
Two Scotsmen were staying at the
commercial hotel in a Welsh town.
when they discovered that the wash
stand in their room was innocent of
soap. They rang the bell and the at
tendant arrived to ask what they
wanted. "Sen up sape, lad; a wee bit
sape, quick!" said one. The attend
ant gazed at the two men of strange
tongue and muttered to himself,
They're not French, nor Dutch, nor
Russian. What can they want? ?" One
of the Scots grew impatient. "Mon,"
he Numbered, "can we no understand
plain Scotch?" The attendant prompt
ly withdrew and returned with a bot
tie of Highland dew and two glasses.
& & &
"I've got great money making
idea," remarked motor car fan.
Every time take that motor car of
mine apart to fix it and put it to-
gether | always have fifteen or twenty
parts left over and | can't find room
for them. l have taken that car apart
three times and l have got the back |
end of my garage full of parts and
the car runs just as well as it ever
did. My idea is this: l think when a
man has taken car apart say six
lines he will have enough parts left
,ver to build new car, exclusive of
he body. l am going to take my
ar apart every week and l think l
'ught to be able to build at least
hree new cars out of it. Then l will
ell the old car and get another and
tart taking that apart. l figure that !,
ought to clean up about 800 per cent
n every car that | buy"
8 &
You think that 20 can stop with
dreams and vast ideas. /.
tut no vision and no idea is worth a :
upper cent unless it is brought down
} earth, patiently harnessed, painful ).
: trained and set to work. There is :
beautiful analogy that comes often
} my mind. We conceive an idea, as y
child is conceived, in a transport of !.
~; but after that there are long :
lonths of growth in the close dark !,
armth of the soul, to which every
art of ones personality must con- y
ibute, and then there is the painful ,
'ur of travail when at last the idea o
given to the world. 1t is a process
at cannot be hurried nor borne with
1t suffering. And the punishment to
those who stop with the joy of hi
inception, thinking they can skim a
e delight of life and avoid its pain, yc
the same in the intellectual and TO
ritual spheres as it is in the physi- 1t
l-barrenness, Mort, and finally a kr
rrible sense of failure and of lone =
less.-From "Hempfield" by David by
'ayson in American Magazine. all
3 : = DO
A valued subscriber of this Great FRI
Imily Guide writes to inquire if we yo
tell him how to keep mule from cal
aging at night. We have no hope WI
hold out to this no doubt long-suf- to,
ing inquirer: We once thought we
ew sure cure for mule so afflict-
but now we do not ever feel compe-
1t to give advice on the subject. 1t gol
les person with great depth of gle
lracter to refrain from giving adj
especially on subject he does
know anything about. On the SUBJ
of braying we no longer pose as ID
authority. We had read in paper yor
en- we were boy that mule could chi
made to give up its craving for IN
g by tying stone on its tail, the ~
icle pointing out that mule could Xii
bray unless it could raise it's tail. We
en a neighbor came to US one day ren
ing that his mule did not rest well VI
night, we quickly volunteered to mu