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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
NEW REGULA ATOMS.
AS TO GE

charges On these classes Of equipment
allows shippers two days free use OF
cars; following which there is a
charge OF $10o day for the third,
fourth and fifth days, and $500 day
for the sixth, seventh and eighth day
that equipment is held. For the ninth
day and for each additional day after
that time the daily demurrage charge
is $500.
The demurrage regulations govern
ing the class OF Equipment which have
been In effect haze al1nwnd t1vn dnrs
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
FIRST GAME TONIGHT.

The first game of the series of.
three games to be played for the city,
championship will be staged at the,
st. Mary's high school gymnasium at.
s o'clock Tuesday evening when the
st. Mary's Club five plays the West
Virginia Business College.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
PosroFFIcE ROBBERY.

CHARLESTON, Feb. Charged
with rcbbing a postotfice of register
ed letter and the express ofice Of 4
gallon of whiskey at Colcord, OF Cab
in Greek, Walter UNDERWOOD. youth
has been arrested and brought hero
to await preliminary hearing before
United States. Commissioner Smith
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
JAILED FOR GRAND JURY.

Dallas Brown, charged with, yioIat-
ing the Yost prohibition law, has been
held for the action of the: next grand
jury by Magistrate T. G.. Ncewarner
and in default of giving the usual
bonds has been remanded to Jail. A
preliminary hearing OF the case was
held late Monday afternoon. A. ].
Findley, prosecuting attorney, was
the complainant 80. ..-- -
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
FAIRMONT HAS FIRE.

F,A1RMoNT, Feb. 2.-Fire which is
believed to have Originated from a
bursting water heater last night de-
stroyed. a shoe store and the .Deitz
general store here. srhe loss lis; placed
at $1,000. A woman and Ave aremen
were overcome by smoke.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
Charges Are Put into Effect by
the Railroad Companies Of
This Country. &
ts.selAL.1e ~. rsl.eaAs,

BALTIMORE. FEB. 2-Enective
February the American railroads
put into effect a revised schedule of
demurrage charges on refrigerator
cars in which perishable freight is
shipped. ~. p
The new schedule Of demurrag
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
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y l7ll.F .l'l y - l31ll3
When my hoy, Ray, was small he was
subject 70 group, and ! was always alarmed
u such times Ghamberlpip's Cough Rem
edy proved fsE better than my other; for fiiis
IsFcohle. = always relieved him quickly. 4
I'M never Without i IN the house ioF Z NOV
q IA positive cIife Tor cfcup, fites MI
\ r. Meci j, b airSFi he, ri. For sSls kQ
III oU&icrf Al. tisl ~. &, q +
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
GERMAN STA F REPORT
MENTIONS BUT LITTLE

& BERLIN, by wireless, Feb Q
tilcry exchanges in the west. cavai-
ry encounters In Poland with the
Russians and no important Develop
ments in East Prussia are reported
today In the official statemen; Of the
German general STAFF.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
SOCIAL AND Personal
union Id Meet,

The women's Christian Temper
ance Union Of Stealey Heights, will
meet In the Dun street church at
1880 o'clock Thursday night, instead
of Tuesday night
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
.HAG UEs CONVENTION
CLAUSE IS VOL TED

FAIRS. Feb. tIern5ain SUP.
marine yesterday made an unsucccss-
full attempt to torpedo the British
hospitai ship. Asturias. according t,l
q Communication given out today by
the ministry OF marine thus violaf-
Ing. the formal clause Of the Hague
convention Of 4 so7 Regarding the ats
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
ELL VETOED.
CBy Associated Pressl.

CHARLESTON, Feb. a.
Governor Hatfield exercised the
veto power. for the first time
today when he vetoed the Mich
olas county high school bill on
the ground that the measure
did not provide funds to carry
out the project.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
WIN Meet Thursdax.

The Ladies' Aid Society Of the
First Methodist Episcopal church
will meet at o'clock Thursday az
ternoon in the church parlors.
Mesdames J. B. Catlett, Charles
Stea1ey. L.. L. Wheaton, g. F. Will
iiems and NJ. N. Cutlip will be hos
tesses.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
landslide
Seriously Wrecks a Western
Maryland Railroad Train
at Town Creek.

CUMBERLAND, Feb. 2.-western
Maryland engine No. 763. hauling
fast freight No. 206, ran into land
slide at Town Creek. about 1880
o'clock last night. seriously wreck
ing the train. Passenger train No.
Z had to be detoured over the Bal
timore and Ohio. between Hancock
and Cumberland. The Cumberland
tool cars were called to clear tue
wreckage. No one was hurt in the
accident. Tons OF earth and boul-
ders are said to have fallen on the
track, completely blocking all traf-
nc.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02

The average length Of human life
is about SO years, and of 1000 per-
sons only one reaches tgaeh eof
years.
The latest official estimate gave
Australia a population Of 5000. 0e0.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02

Now Is the time to buy READ
estate The winter! buyer IS
the oneayho gets the bar
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
GERMANS

Continued from page u.
ase~>->->-~--s> >--sr----s
occupying one. French trench. but by.
an Immediate counter attack. the
Germans were driven out. "a
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02

lacking Of a hospital vessel. tho
Asturias, the ministry explained. wi,s
fifteen miles northeast Of the Haxi4
iightshtp when the attack was made
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
ACCIDENT VICTIM pIEs.

I. 4. = : 4. - !. I. I. 80 !. : :
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02

IDEAL Boilers have
large fuel pots In which
the mir and cod Rasc<
thoroughly mix Il IN !
modern gas or oil mih-
lie or burner. thus ex-
rncttng every. bit 81
the heat from the fuel.
Easier to run than u
stove. = y
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1915-02-02
COLEMAN ADDITION

Vacant lot on Howard ST,
|SSx60 feet, just across from
Carr avenue.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-01-15
1914 COLORADO BRAND BOOK
And Codified Stoek Laws Of Coiora-
do Revised and Compiets 10
August IS, 1914.

This book contains about TOO
pages, bound in cloth in handy
shape for carrying in the pocket.
1t is the complete official publica-
ton and contains all Of the stock
brands Of record in the office Of
the state board of stock inspec-
tion on August Is, 1914. Also
the complete codified stock laws
of Colorado. 1t is a handy di-
rectory of the active stockmen of
Colorado. showing their brands,
post office address. etc. The edi-
ton available for the public is
limited. 1t will be sold as long
as they last at the uniform price
of $l.00, postpaid. The books
can be had on application to the
office of the State Board of Stock
Inspection Commissioners, Brand
d dep ar tment. Capitol building,
Denver. Colo.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-01-15
snIns. Bird Of Mx.terx.

Very little is really known about the
snipe. That he is extremely interest.
ing, both Daturalists and sportsmen
agree; that he is mysterious, nobody
who has attempted to mako the slight
est study of his ways and habits will
deny, for. like the wind. one cannot
tell whence he cometh. or whittier
he goeth.' neither can one say why
he comes or why he goes. Gays a writ
er in Country Life. On n given bog
one may find plenty of snipe today.
and yet tomorrow hunt in vain for a
single bird, and this even when no at
mospheric change has occurred. The
more one studies this bird the more
one realizes how very little one really
knows about him. The snipe Ia
unique in his habit of drumming or
bleating, as 1t is sometimes called.
The means by which the sound is
produced is one of the most discussed
subjects in ornithology.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-01-15
So the People May Know.

At a meeting of sugar beet
growers representing four states.
held in Denver, recently, the
United States department of jus
tice was given full credit for an
increase Of 80 cents a ton for
beets during the past season.
When the Great Western Suar
Company issued notice that a re-
duction in price paid to growers,
federal experts sent to investi-
gate the books Of the company
disclosed they could pay the extra
so cents per ton and yet make a
profit of at least 25 per cent.
Some difference between the Will
son and Taft methods of protect
ing the producer.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-01-15
No AtfIdavI,. win rbI. story.

Someone, so the yarn goes, to Illus
trate the intelligence of the collie, tells
of one which was possessed with the
desire to take his maps on bed in a
certain room. Each time his master
caught him on the bed he would pun
ish him. So effectual was this that the
collie could often be found in that
room, to be sure. but sleeping inno'
Gently in some corner on the floor.
Suspecting him. his master put his
hand on the bed one day and finding
1t warm. he punished the collie again.
The following day. missing the dog
he tiptoed up the stairs to the same
room and entering atealthily he
found the collie standing with his
forepaws on the bed blowing on the
spot where he had been lying, to
cool 1t off.-From Elizabeth Gold.
smiths Toby, the Story of Dog"
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-01-15
LEGAL NOTICES.
Esfray Advertisement.

Notice il hereby given TO whom IL ma,
concern thnt tho following described es.
tray animal was taken up near Simla'
Gilbert county, Colorado, on or about
January 2, 1918, to-wit: One red two
year old steer, white spots in face, weight
about $50 pounds, blotch brand on side,
ON thigh. Said animal being IN
Known to this board, unless claimed by
owner on or before January 2s, 1915, said
estrAy will he sold by this board for the
benefit OF the owner when found.
STATE BOARD or STOCK INsrECrIoS COM
MIssiorERs. Denver, Colorado.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-01-15
Clean Streams.

Clean streams throughout this state
mean half million dollars annually
saved to the commonwealth. A state
ment issued from the department OF
fisheries shows these wardens mean
business. They learned that the Eus-
quehanna was badly polluted and
searched the river from williamsport
back through Sinnemahoning to its
source. Then the offending manufac-
turers were warned to quit sluicing
deadly refuse into the water. This
notice falling. prosecution was or
dered and enforced. This is one In.
stance of the good work being done to
preserve q public utility.-Philadel
phiR Press.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-01-15
ADVERTISING RATES.
THESE HATES ARE NEr.

Bosiners locale 5 cents per line each inpertlon
discount TO regular advertisers carrying display
ads. Advertising accounts payable menthly
Legal advertising at Legal Rater.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-01-15
Colorado Dairy Show.

Will be held at Fort Collins,
January 11-16. Railroad rates of
one and one-third fare will be
granted.
This will be the biggest and
best exhibit of all breeds of dairy
cattle, prize winners Of many
shows, and a display and demon
stration Of modern dairy machin-
cry including successful milking
machines.
A convention of dairymen of
Colorado. Farmers Congress,
meeting of Jersey club, State
Bseeders' association will all meet
at Fort Collins the same week.
---------------------
Very tine, durable, reasonable. is what
you'll say when you see those swell lap
robes, suitable for auto or buggy, at Geo.
McKimmies.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-01-15

Plates Of the Above Ad Ars sup.
piled With the story.
The Elbert County tribune., 1915-01-15
If You Are Coming
To Denver

W. would like to hnve you 500 tho new
goods wo have sclccted in Cine Jewelry
Watches. Clocks and every thing found
in first class jcwclry store. hut If
you cannot come just write and tell us
what you want and you viii receive tho
same careful attention and prompt scrv-
leo you would receive ovor ourcounter.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-15
Rockport

Nr- y q parmmorc was hostess If
thr 'nu club Thursday afternoon Tho.e
present Wrf Ne.damr- IS Nstsn
J. J. brhioy J. u Wood. ~ Mathew
q % lFll oi ssu Antonio. Misses Ach-ah
~ruhuau Edith and Ruth ,ncod. Mar
tta Aunr OF kylc Josephine Cunning
mm and Laura hmcht OF San Al.
tou.u. Leonenr ea, and Ella flucllcn OF
Waco Mrs Matthew'S won ihc hlgh
-.urU
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-15


Secretary Fsrrs q tho commsreis
Club 5rrirfiHf laaunl DU faf
meotnr nf Goo cnuaraaf DfIfhratan
Committee ef ihr cHh fat uondas
afternoon ~ four noloch when uIaus
fuf ODE nnu. nf fhs committee bob rn.
ureuuun alth clfF nnd ,amn afg
rinlH lu niatuIna fhe rrah of colo
hwiiun ihnt Will Iahufufafe ib. open
lnF ~ the tiet eeN spln 1rf0a Nuroea
isf nlii hs a4fNrl anf pui BOD ma.
t"n Mfmbsu af ih.n committee ar.
b 81 Logher Doc , Nh. Z. d gaf
nson a g. MolrroF BE- q rcrli nnd
secretary fafrls
Corpus Christi rssss or tho Bsy.e
liHrta musical hif NiI nn 0n
-ile in rorpus CHRISTI pffhin mnHth
Noficr HaH rror.yr1 laifnss bl sot
urtsr Paris of fhs CDmmrfc.Hl r1ub
ffom Zimmerman anH s0na muat
puhiishsfs ~ Cincinnati thu urnafs g.
fhr nusie oHa ari COVER dsalfn mlN af-
ufo dunns ihia Weeh aud iiai enc
pnnnng wQplt faiow -henif
On Tpssday evening Prof Aibesso.
ihesisr n.tfcfar ~ nualf Dos Hau
tiaItaa liapusf Asaafui. vl appear
lr Hiirrdif mHsfraf urnamm af fhr
First Hapilei ch1rah i'r0f iialsief
bel ono 0f l1e heaf pauniaia ln ihf
rafr rra hIs sGpesunrf here wfn hf
a areaf freaf which C1rpua people
should appreciate and fsts sdraniaro
~ ifs Nll he assisted 40 fhe fra.
afam hY nafac ~ ihf beet latent st
fhe rifN The fnfeuainmtuf viii hs
Under tie auspices ~ fhf Is D. o.
1rd 'hfff VII De- u0 charge ~ af
mission however there will be- ffet
viii Vfrnng made Tor Tho benefit
20 fhir organization
Service ~ the Episcopal chOrsn co.
today Hn 30 SUNDAY School ~ fh|
O'Clock 90 usual Morning prayer ard
Sermon ~ IS scioeh Rev liiasas ~
New Yuff CifY will rfrafh Theft
will i'c 90 eertles af uisht
The wsnnan's Nissisnary Sscisty Of
fhr MffhafiFi rhurcf aiii h0id 3 90
ral rod nn1ncisl mseslnF Tuesday m
ffrunon "a cfl1li> "a the cngtch A
israe attendance ~ ihe msrniNtrs r.
requested
TIE Anrsriean BAptlsi Free NILSSON
Association a Southwest TEXAN viii
meet hers Nith ~ astfhtn Hapisf
free Nlssi1n Chlneh fcniofedl Nos
y. ~ Williams pass1f Aug Is.2i All
srs cordially invited % attend "a aee
sion.
The coisssbia Piano cssapsry VI
foafHm. wheel concern ffceGiy pusa
chased ths Eelank i'isno compouY ~
fhis city ~iu Within 90 reef t+sia (
extensive improvements on NJ kfofs
front On Nasgnlfe street lsfnat y.
Saendsss preaideii n shs calatnhia {
Company. spent ~ past Neek IL ~ Z
rlir arranging inr coupfeie rrfnea- !
tIou a ne store ana businefs ado Il
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-15

lh'n teInUoi q a.stussiua "a tf
,f.'' ni ihC aestt sua ehish l,.tt
'ui hislatnias meftef vas s.itad
has Clarke ~ tht ttss Clara. a..
81 ''Ai'r.io" vac si'itus = MN .aas
Mrt % tlli-n IN rsis, .,..
A.i a-'fei.f Mes D. a Nsfhf d.
500 % hmdicrd oletNine merchant
ri l~i'af uss bes this er,k
"a lone' ei waes B, han ts srs
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-15

M ard Hrs Hsne, orsssmae ..es,
N"nf fn Numhrr ga nitnds
Nrin'eNff mkht Ht ltec camsnshe
.irnri Nhou vcflnr pafti Nss ii,
'h iH ihf cNurif n rtithrstf thsr
Nltff'Ner in fNnun Masfa,huarifa
iNHf Nrtis ntu fhusr nfsfrni InfinH.
30 pr tni Mfr ufofsnan Nr snsi
Nia 0selnan Mr and Me- ~
Hifrrmtn ana iHudN Wr ana lia ra
efnfamHn $50 liNHF itnsion Miss
Minnit Ninssman NHsion. iIu.aft
niNsHH1n aud Mr a 4n7sa
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-15

'i-f h1nins and Miss C'----- -
y home informally Monday aflsro..n
for their ucsis
ih" Nouns men of Alive entort.I...,
Win dance Tuesday niehf N 80.
'i M.ss adams aud All.. c,rf.,,..
nolsn parts and Mr ana Ais d ~
NA'ter entertained wcincsdat r,.t,
In tho.r honor
Mr- DUNE Ainms and two ,oa,r..,
children lefi SATURDAY an c.r.,.
'httu uu Monday theS un f.rr
parts vih AIRS Adims naro,. Al,
'nH AIRS -catnh ana leave far ct.-
rirn tur silF ~ scyrmi months
Misses Alma md Jalla stafford ar.
Nisun- their relatives Row ana Ar.
Eenfrn n Corpus Christi
Mr rnl Mrs joel Wlih.rn AMI fam
iN re iu kWro visiting relative.
Mr Fannie Mcsser and Little Grand
snr sam fuior have "a coi,srs ln c.r.
pns chusi for thc rest Of the sum
MGR
Littlc May Alice ADAMS and Bets,
HHft Bates entertained thirty u thoIr
Wti' friends with a birthday anr
rarity Wednesday afternoon from ,e
O
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-15
: Chronlcllngs From South Teyas Towns

iil have rinruci fr.,,,
''lourn in kerrgHe wv N'''ins
h ~ scraers .ns ,...
HAy 900 Corpus christi $500 nnc
r'iaiiees who hs,s m.,r,e., A''e
900 thc oay 'e'''ses
Mu Denton auJ ,h,.. ,.,,
m Corpus Chrsu ''''n aff
ir and Mrs uati. arl ,.ns.
ifaNclinE ln EASY eisr~. II. .ir
NJ. ~. 5.n Nn,onio eud other pa.s,.
e.,... p. .'n'ih Adams ava Ms,.
....'' ne hosicsscs o. % laree h.
v.. mN'Aoins Misses eia.....
,.. ''.N' .n' Julia Mccoy of A.fr.l
~ y. " west 10 San Antonio. ana ,aI,.
''i "I taiiuruas and Vi.s.a 4
III. W''thi ot Alfred Fred ana lr,o.
" " 'i Atna nulco Hcfl,et prneh
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1915-08-15

TIE American Baptist Free Hsssisa
tsaociai.on a Southwest Tfnau will
meet hers Nith ~ asifhtp Hapiei
y. W Williams. paftpf Aus 1871 ~
are cordially invited 70 attend 10 49,
sion
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1915-04-30
TAKE COMFORT IN TOBACCO
Soldiers at the Front Find SoIace Ia
Their Supply Of the "Sooth-
ing Weed"

Good stories about smoking and
smokers continue to fill the space In
the British papers not occupied by
news of major engagements.
The following tribute has been paid
to Gen. Sir Philip Chetwood by sergt
A. Bowler of the Fifth Signal corps,
R. E., who is at the front: II have
watched him calmly smoking a ciga.
rette when shells have been dropping
all over the place. l think that if all
the German army were firing at him
he would carry On as usual, smoking
his cigarette and giving his orders as
If he were at his club ordering a
drink"
In mid-February German soldiers on
the western frontier received daily two
cigars and two cigarettes, or an equal
amount Of chewing tobacco, snuff or
pipe tobacco.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1915-04-30
Couldn't See Any Face,

An old friend, whose name l won't
mention, told me this one: II was
born and brought up on a farm, and
had the habit of going around with my
mouth wide open, especially if there
was anything unusual going on. One
day an uncle whom | had not seen for
years paid us visit
HULA, uncle!' said l. looking up
at him with my mouth opened like a
barn door.
He looked at me for q moment
without answering, and then said:
"'Close your mouth, sonny, so
can see who you are"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1915-04-30
Selfish Automobiles.

In an argument about world politics
welt politik-Senator Lodge said the
other day in Boston:
1.-THE morality Of too many govern
ments seems as frankly selfish and as
frankly unjust as the man Smithers.
"As Smithers. Havana In mouth,
came out of, an expensive restaurant
and started to get into his automobile
creditor held him up.
:" I tell you what it is, Mr.. Smith
ers,' said the creditor, you wouldn't
go riding round in a fine automobile
like that If you paid your debts
'Ha,' said smithers, quite right!
My point of view exactly! Glad to
know you're in agreement with ne.
The golf club, Alphonse.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1915-04-30

The usury law, enacted at the las.
session OF the Legislature, was de-
clared unconstitutional and the fifty
Or more cases pending under this
charge were dropped when Judge
joshua Baker acted on demurrer filed
IN his court. The matter may be
taken to the state supreme court for
the opinion of the higher Judges.
me law, which restricted the so.
cahed loan sharks to per cent in.
IeFest per annum on money they loan.
ed was declared a violation Of the
Fourteenth Amendment of the Consti.
tuition of the United States and con-
trary to the constitution of the State
Of Louisiana.
The law, in one section, allows pawn
brokers' building and loan associa,
uons' banks and savings banks and
manufacturers and merchants to
charge any interest they can exact.
Judge Baker declared that this dis.
eliminated against all who were nor
mehuoned as exempt from the law and
section Of the constitution saws that
all men must be allowed to exercise
thelr rights equally as citizens.
Inc case acted upon was that Of the
state against V. T. Jackson. He was
convicted of violating the act in the
nrSt city criminal court, He filed a
demurrer in that court and when It
was oYerruled took it into the higher
court 1t was pending several weeks
beroFe the judge reached his decision.
The affidavit clerks of the two CITY
criminal courts have stopped taking af-
hdaYtts for violations Of the ACT
Those in favor of a law restricting the
loan shark will be required to draft q
new bill for the next session Of the
legislature
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1915-04-30
Knew Where He Was Headed

The story is told of a very crusty,
equity old gentleman who lost his pa
tience with his doctor because he did
not make enough fuss over the pain
he suffered.
Doctor" he cried out, twisting and
turning because of the agony, you
don't understand! You don't seem to
grasp the case! You talk as though
there were nothing the matter with
me, whereas, | assure you, | am en-
during the torments of the lost!"
What, already" replied the doctor.