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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-02-25
Observation-Disclosures
PURELY PERSONAL.

Mrs. Bernice Peterson and little
daughter, Jane of UIica, N. Y,
are visiting the family of Mr.. John
Feland.
Mrs. Turner Ruby and Miss Isabel
Gardiner are visiting Mrs. Roy Rob
inson, in Hopkinsville. Hustler.
Holland Garrett has returned
from Louisv lie. where he sold a
bunch of fat cattle at 81 cents
pound.
Jasper R Wilson. Mrs. Wilson and
their son have returned to, Gracey
after visit to Mr.. and Ms. Lander
Meacham.
d. D. Cayce attended the fifteenth
annual meeting of the Kentucky
Hat dware and Stove Dealers Asso-
citation at Lexington this week.
Mr.. E. NJ. Flsck has returne d from
a visit to Terra Haute. Ind, where
Mrs. Flack has been for a month
under the care of a specialist.
Mrs f. w. Brackrogge and daugh-
ter, Anita. have returned fl ON Tam
pa, Fla.
Miss Carrie Johnson has returned
from Frankfort. where she went to
make the annual settlement for
Sheriff Jewe | Smith. Miss Johnson
has before been highly compliment
ed on the neatness and accuracy of
her settlements, detail of the sher-
ifs Office that has been entruste d to
her for two or three years. As usu-
al her settlement was without faultI
County Road Engineer j. H. DillS,
man is attending the meeting of
Road Engineers in Lou sville, and
his picture appeared in yesterdays
Courier-Journal.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-02-25
Kentucky Girls Suicide.

Cincinnati, o Feb. 22.-Despond.
ency, the police say, caused Miss Lee
Glass, a l6-sesr-o d Barren county.
Kentucky girl, to d ink poison at the
h )me of her sister, Mrs. Una Puph.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-02-25
Glee Club.

The 5. p. University Glee Club
from GAINESVILLE, gave musical per-
forman"e at Bethel College Tuesday
night end rendered some fine music.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-02-25
PROFESSIONAL RESULT.

"The old sailor we passed gave US
rather a CHEEKY salutation."
Swell, naturally, he wouldn't In.
cline TO a stern bow"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-02-25
AGREED.

"Our neighbors seem pretty weak
in use o grammer, don't you think ?"
"fes, ! seen they was s soon s
they beginned to talk"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-02-25
Very Easy.

1T is said that two people can live
on less ,han one How dc you &C.
count for it?" Necessity"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-02-25
Daily Th5uqht.

Revenge. at first thought sweet bit
ser ere long back on itself recoils.-
Milton.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-02-25

FOR SALE-SeAoned post oak
Fence posts. K. M. BRONAUGH.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-02-25

YICKS sssssssss ssss SAIXE
UoR AL OLD TR Q ~ = l.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19

was with her. . mere boy. and
looked again TO make sure II was not
one OF her sons. II was not. ! must
have made considerable noise. for
Mrs. Gertcnbach awoke, and she
peered out Of the window. Seeing
our forms moving In the garden. she
said TO the young man in the room:
Jim. get your gun
Then we broke into the house. !
went into the parlor and Mrs. Ger
tenbach was standing in her night
gown In the doorway. Then I looked
for the man. I couldn't see him, but
a box couch in the room was moving
around like II was alive. ] opened
the couch, and out bobbed young
James Mooney. twenty years old,
chauffeur for Mrs. Gertenbach.
I'VE took him out Of the couch, and
! asked Mr.. Gerrenbarh II he wanted
Mooney arrested. When Mooney
heard this ne dived right through the
window In his undorgarrnents, carry.
Ing the window sash with hir1."
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19

move - shoueh u was sifted with
human ieVs was solved in Justice
Hendricks part Of the Supreme Court
to-day. where the divorce suit
brought by Augustus Gcrtenbsch was
tried before a jury.
Mrs. Gcrtenbsch In better known by
her stage name. Mabel Montgomery.
and for many yesVs she was q stage
fsvorite In Brooklyn.
we arrived nj the Gertenbach
home about SUNRISE" testified Dctec-
tive Edward Fish. y got on n box
and looked In the bedroom occupied
by Mrs. Gcrtcnbach. A young man
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
BANK SUSPECT HELD.

Nicholas visco who was arrested yes
terdsy while lettering In the Park Ma
tionsi Bank and In whose possession
was found n $50 bin. part Of 10000
stolen by sneak thieves from the Dime
Savings Bank In Brooklyn on Feb .,
was arraigned In Adams Street Police
Court before Magistrate Dodd to-day.
suspicious person until next Tuesday
Visco. II IN said. has been identified
as one Of the four mon who took part
In the theft Of the $4,000. lie has also
been identified by John Murray, n
private detective as one Of tho four men
who, on the night OF Feb. ., In n board
ing house in West Twenty-third street,
near Ninth Avenue, boosted Of an easy
trick" they had turned that day and
told three other men who visited them
how they had escaped in the subway be-
fore an alarm was raised.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
BRAVE "HELl0 GIRLS"
BECOME FIRE FIGHTERS
They Turn Hose on Blaze Near Tele.
phone Exchange and Save
Building.

Two hello girls" Of the Greenwich.
Conn. telephone exchange received
congratulations from the Greenwich
FIRE chief to-day upon their prompt
work In fighting a fire which threat
ensd to sweep away an entire block
Of buildings, including their own.
They are Miss Lillian Fitxroy and
Miss Margaret Kennedy, who have
learned at the switchboard how TO
keep cool head and operate a swift
hand In a crisis.
Al s o'clock A. M. the explosion of a
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19

tank OF gasoline In 4 lunch room next
door 10 the telephone exchange sent
FIRE licking up the walls Of tho restau-
rant and shooting out OF the windows.
The telephone girls first telephoncd
an alarm TO Fire Headquarters, then,
unaided, ran out two lines Of hose
from tho emergency reels In their Of
fee and played them from the win
dows OF the exchange onto the blaz-
ing roof below. Thus they held the
fighters arrived.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
. REGULATE Y0URBOWELS! 10CENTS

Yss'ss hjliossi You have throbbing
esssssios h yosr head. = Rad taste in
yssr mouth. your eyes hurt. your skin is
yJ1low With dark rings under your eyes.
~ ups ere parched. No wonder you
~ sdy, mean and ill-tempcred. Your
(Dyes1 10 fur of bile and constipsted
6ssss Dot ? ,periy psssed of and what
- SD u . cles ming up inside" Don't
1noaisue bslns billoss. cmstipated nui-
'1S0sp 20 yosrseli and those Who love you.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19

and don't resort 10 harsh physics that
irritate and injure. Remember that your
sour. disordcrcd stomach. lssy liver. and
clogsed bowels can be quickly cleaned
and regulated by morning with gentle,
thorough Csscsrets: . 1O-ccnt box will
keep your head clear and make you feel
cheerful and bully for month";. Get
Csscsrets now--wake up refreshed-iecl
like doing . good days work-make
yourself pleasant and useful. Clean M i
Cheer up,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
Womcn's New Storm and
Travel Coats At $500

Made Of all-wool tweeds and Fromull Knit
Cloth, in slip-on effect. In four distinct
models with large raglan sleeves. The
colorings. are in brown. gray. green. tan
and black-and-Whte mixtures. Sleeves and
yoke lined with either peaa de eyene or
plaid silk: Every garment is absolutely
waterproof. Fourth Floor
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
Tomorrow only
Women's Spring Skirts, $685.

very Exceptional Value
Entirely new models in all the prevailing
materials. Fabrics are wool poplins, plain
serges, diagonal serges, checks and tweeds.
The models embrace the new suspender
Skirt, the yoke-top Skirt with the cuff
bottom. and the newest sport Skirts with
the large patch pockets. Fourth Fleor
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
IISyDDY CHAUFFEUR
! HDIN COUCH As Wife
I NET AUBBY'S RAIDERS

Tae mystery OF what made the boz
ooucA In Mrs. Augustus J. Gerten-
ooch,s parior at shecpehcnd Bay
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
Trimmed Hats at S. to $40
The NelDest Modes for Spring
Ready In the Millinerv Salon

There are large. medium and small Hats,
Shepherdess styles, Tricones. Sailors, Quad.
rioornes. Foxes and Turbans. This Springs
best straw materials have been employed,
and the trimmings, employing flowers, fancy
wings. ornaments and ribbon effects are in
the newest colors of the season. Hats suit.
able for all occasions. Third Floor
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
These Muffs are Examples
of Reductions in Saks Furs

The values are remarkable. Comparative
prices are not given. In case such as this
they could render no service. You must
actually see the Furs. The savings will
make keen appeal.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
Exceptional Values in
Women's Gloves

Street length. white imported lambsidn !,
glaze: heavy black embroidered bacIo:
two clasps.
French kid; made In Gsenobie; two |
clasps; tan shades.
Eisht'button mousquetalres; imported; |
white glaee lambskin.
Elbow length: Imported lambskin lace: /
l6-button mousquetaires.
Main
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
A Sale Tomorrow
In Hair Goods

The Saks Hair Goods Shop has earned a
place high in the regard Of an exclusive
1'Sentsk. These special values are particu.
larry interesting:
24-INCH SWITCHES. made Of soft,l
wavy hair. IN all oolors but gray. Most| S3 az
essential to the newest hair styles. All
PINCH GRAY SWITCHES. madel
Of naturally wavy hair and obtainable q oe
In all shades. including iron gray and %-s'0o
white. Az
TRANSFORMATIONS made Of beauty
tiful quality hair with natural wave. 81 ne
Indispensable to an all around pompa- $O'0o
dour effect. None In gray AZ
Third FIoor
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
These Children's Shoes
Haue Been $3.50 to $3.50

High cut lace and button Shoes. Tan Russia. Gun
Metal and Patent Coltskin.
CHILDREN'S SIZES
B width. 81. 9, on. 10. lo11, II.
c width. &. 81. 7. ~. 9. az. g. on 10 and 1911
B width s. 81, T1H. 8, 81. 9. ~ and 10
E width 8. rs and 81a.
MISSES SIZES
width III. IL, 1917. -. 1914 l. ~. 2, ga. a.,
S1 and g.
C width. ~. IL. i2Ia. ~. 21s. S, SI5 and g.
E width. 1871. I and Al. Second FDees
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
Misses Tailored Suits, SIS

Jaunty coats with convenient pockets: adequate
width Of skirt and trinity narrow belt. Specially
fetching collar. Gabardines. mems wear serges.
Scotch tweeds and check worsteds In some mod
els becoming flare In both skirt and coat Spring
shades and black: r. to 10 years. Second Floor
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
Tomorrow an Assen,blage Of
Newest Spring Suits for
Women, Special at $25

Styles are semi-taiIored and fancy
models. Included also are the new
est Sport Suits. Materials embrace
the mannish checks and mixtures
u mems wear serges and gabardines.
CObofs are navy, Belgium blue,
putty, gray and brown mixtures,
black-and-white checks and plain
black. Sises 81 to -.
Fourth FIooe
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19

Boys Blue Serge
Norfolk Suits at $500
High grade. ,alLwoo serge; moialr lined suitable
early Summer. Thoroughly we'll cut. tailored and
finished according to the Saks high standard. Sizes
7 to 10 years.
Special Norfolk Suits, $6.95
Paiys Knjckey b0ckers
In the seasons popular models. including pIeated
and plain front, patch pockets and stitched-down
belt. Atwood cassimeres in q wide assortment.
Mohair lined. Splendidly tailored. Ages to 10
years.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
Women's Spring Serge
Dresses, $1O.5O

Price is decidedly Special
The serge is Of excellent quality,
such as will provide complete salts
faction as to wear. Surplice or
bolero effect; braid-pound or piped;
set-in sleeves with satin or self cuffs;
full three yards wide circular skirt.
with fitted yoke. Waist lined. All
sizes 81 to n in navy, brown and
black. Fourth Flesr
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19

A large assortment of Neclpisces to
match these Muffs, made up in numerous
fashionable models at eorrespondingly small
prices.
No Storage Charges next Summer on
Furs bought at this Sale. Payment will be
accepted one-third now and balance when
the Furs selected are taken from storage In
the Fall, should they not be taken now for
wear TINS season. Sixth Flooe
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
Boys Pajamas, 55c

Mel! and strongly made Of plain Ifnne n lhutt
blue. pink and white. Also d flanneIette. h MA
with light coaoged stripes. Flnishsd, n 6ofh II
stances. with silk loops. Sins to 10 yen. Is.
morrow only. Seesni -
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19

Very smart. English serge or check worsted;
vestee and collar Of silk popn; others with standing
collar Of self material standing close to the neck.
Fancy leather or tailored belt. New wide skirt.
Navy. brown. putty. black and back.and.whlte
check. Sizes ~ to 10 years. Second Floor
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1915-02-19
Boys Norfolk
Suits at 1896

Latest novelties IN models and fahtcs: taiioced
with all the snap and excellence Of the Justly faT,ms
Saks tailoring oreanizstlon. These are Boys Sli6
De LDee. Ages to 10 years. Sepoud Fleee
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-01-21

dummies Will be uncovered if Louis
F. Swift is forced to obey the order
of Judge Windes. Swift will answer
questions like these:
Did Louis G. Ehle in 1905 or since
execute declarations of trust or other
papers by which the SWift-ArmoUr-
Morris companies were made the real
owners of the Louis G. Ehle Oil
Mills?
Where did Ehle get the cash or the
credit that made him able to travel
over Texas and Arkansas and buy
cotton oil mills and gins worth mil
lions? If he gave prOmissOry notes,
who went the security?
Did Ehle borrow money from Chi
cagO banks on unsecured notes? How
much were these notes for and who
paid them?
Answers to these questions will be
watched with interest by the federal
government men. The firm of Win
ston, Payne, Strawn & Shaw will
guard carefully replies made to In
terTogatories 81 and 80:
''Was the fact that the defendants,
Swift & Co., Armour & Co. and Nor
ris & Co., were interested in said oil
mills and in the operation thereof,
concealed or attempted to be con-
cealed from the public during the
years 1905 to 1914, and, if so, what
was the cause of such cOncealment?
Did not said defendants, Swift &
Co., Armour & Co. and Morris & Co.,
during the period from 1905 to 1914,
both inclusive, hold themselves out to
the public as corporations which were
carrying on business strictly in COM
petition with each other and which
were not carrying on any combina-
ton in restraint of trader"
How a man can be a dummy and
not be sure who he is a dummy for is
shown in the Waterman petition.
II
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1915-01-21

time when the defendants, Swift &
Co., Armour & Co., Morris & Co.,
should so request, the name of any
person whom they might deem prop
er to name as grantee therein"
All the time that Ehle was secretly
signing these blank deeds and con-
veyances to the Armour-Swift-Mor-
ris companies he had an Office on La
Sale St., 624 New York Life bldg,
with a sign on the door and letter
heads reading: Louis G. Ehle Oil
Mills, Louis c. Ehle, Proprietor"
]. Ogden Armour is asked to an
swer how and why R. G. Dun & Co.
made a report to people asking about
Ehle.
Newspapers and magazines are
every day quoting Dun reports, and
whatever r. G. Dun & Co. say is TAX
en- as gospel or as near as anybody =
can get to financial gospel. So, then,
if John Barton Payne and the other
beef trust lawyers are forced to help
J. Ogden Armour answer, it will be
interesting to see how they explain
this R. G. Dun & Co. report, which
Waterman says was sent out Oct. Is,
1913. It reads:
'In 1906 and 1907 Mr.. Ehle &C
quired a number of cotton oil mills
throughout the south and continues
to operate them, using the style,
Louis c.. Ehle Cotton Oil Mills Not
mc.) }, but in 1911 dropped the word
cotton and has since used the style
now in vogue. At the present time
Mr.. Ehle is the sole proprietor of the
following mills (names Is mills). In
addition to these mills they also own
and operate upward of rs gins 10
Gated at various places.
ION Oct II the statement for the
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-09-29
SUFFRAGISTS MEET OCT.
Convention Call Says Half Unit
ed States Has Been Won

A call has been issued by the
officers of. the Minnesota Wom-
an Suffrage association for the
annual convention which will be
held in the Saint Paul hotel at
st. Paul on October Z. 8 and 9.
The call is signed by Clara Uel-
and, Sophie Kenyon, Eva Morse,
Maud C. Stockwell and Isabel
Troendle.
It is declared that Gin nearly
half Of the territory Of the Uni
ted States women are political
ly free. Eleven of the states
and one territory have granted
full suffrage to women. One
state has given presidential and
municipal suffrage. In twenty
states women have partial stuff
rage. Four great Eastern states
are to vote upon the question
this fall. In congress one-fourth
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-09-29
. alnut Grove Boy
Injured by Auto

Lloyd Bulen of Walnut Grove,
was run down by a car while
playing on the streets last We'd
nesday evening. Although bad
ly bruised about the head and
shoulders the lads injuries are
not serious and he is recovering
nicely. The boy was crossing
the street and in the dusk was
not easily seen by the driver
who is held in no way respon-
sible for the accident, as the
child ran before the car. so
quickly that there was no. pos
sibility Of stopping it.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-09-29

detail as though the prisoner
were the worst burglar that ever
committed a crime. There was
the arraignment Of the pris-
oner, his plea Of. guilty pune
tured with sobs and wet with
tears, the remarks of the coun-
ty attorney, the Estatement of
the boys attorney, the record of
the clerk of court, and the Off
cial record of the court steno-
grapher. Then Judge Kingsley
asked the boy a few questions
and the judges eyes were moist
during the proceedings which
followed. It took no mind-read-
er to know that that small boy
would be home at Mabel playing
with his dog before bed time.
HE was no criminal. Just a
thoughtless little kid. He frank
ly answered all of Judge Kings
ley's questions. He promised he
would be good, go to school, obey
his parents and said he wanted
to grow up to be a good man.
Judge Kingsley went through
the formality of sentencing him
to the reforms school, suspended
sentence, and put him on proba-
ton and named Will Bacon as
his probation officer.
"The judge shook hands with
his father, and the little chap
smiled through his tears when
the judge reached over and took
his tear moist hand and wished
him all sunshine"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-09-29
PROGRAM for Southwest Dist. Convention
Redwood Falls, Oct. IL, 1915
WALTER BURTON, FAIRMONT, PRES, GLEN SHOEMAKER,
MANKATO, VICE PRES; GROVER c. SCHURMAN,
REDWOOD FALLS, SEC.-TREAS.
Friday. October l

Friday, October l
500 p M Registration and assignment OF delegates
73O ........... Devotional, Ruth Mills, Garden City
7:45 Address of Welcome NJ c. Ever, Redwood Falls
Observation-Disclosures. Address, j. G. Olmsted Garden City
SOB .................. Special Music
$50 ....... Address, S. G. Fisher, Minneapolis
Saturday. October 2, Morning Session
S:3O. idoo 1oi VIZ
9:45 C. W. B. M, in charge of Miss Ada L. Forster
Al 100. Conference Minnesota Missions g. B. Osgood
State Supt. of Missions Minneapolis
Afternoon Session
1:45...,..,.... Devotional, Glen Shoemaker Mankato
2:3O ...... Bible School Address, H. A. Fuller, Mankato
w. B. NJ, to be assigned by Miss Forster
Observation-Disclosures. Address, John Mckee, Lewisvle
r Evening Session
7:3O Devotional, Roy Croker Cleveland
7:45 c. E. Address, Burton L. Hoffman, Planview
2.15 Observation-Disclosures. Special Music
8:2O Address, S. G. Fisher, Minneapolis
Sunday, October 3, Morning Session
100 Combined Service Sermon by c. W. Costock Mankato
Afternoon Session
300 Devotional j. G. Olmsted Glen Shoemaker
3:15. Communion Sermon, c. B. Osgood, Minneapolis
Evening Session
200 Christian Endeavor Session, Burton l.. Hoffman
300 .. Address, Grover C. Schurman, Redwood Falls
$3.50. Special MUSIC
8:25 Address, c. B. Osgood
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-09-29
The Boy and the
Humane Judge
A True Story of a Recent Min
nesOta "COurt Case"

Ole Levang of Levang's Week
ly," describes this court scene
in his paper, recognizing the hui
man interest features, and pen
ming them with a master hand.
He was a little lad of about
eleven years. He had red hair,
round freckled cheeks and deep
brown eyes. Down the cheeks
rolled big salty tears that con-
tinually welled from the deep
brown eyes.
''He stood in front of Judge
Kingsley's desk n the court
room Wednesday afternoon, &C
cused of the crime of breaking
and entering a hardware store
in the village of Mabel, Fillmore
county.
''In the court room sat a man
sobbing. A laborer, father of
three girls and a son. The son,
eldest Of the children, stood be-
fore the court to plead guilty
to a crime.
''The father was not able to
buy all the things a boy wants
these days. Other boys in the
village of Mabel have everything
that can add to their enjoyment.
The lads father works hard at
common labor and it takes lots
of money to support a family Of
six. The hardware store was
just full of things the boy want
ed. So he broke in and got an
air rifle.
"He didn't even try to hide
the gun and a few hours after
he stole it he was arrested by
the village constable. Then
hauled before the justice of
peace where he pleaded guilty
"A justice of the peace can't
dispose Of such cases and as the
little fellow said he was guilty
he was brought before Judge
Kingsley of the district court.
'sThe boy who weighs about
sixty pounds was accompanied
by the following officers:
sE. K. Blexrud, sheriff, weight
$50 pounds.
III. A. Larson, clerk of court,
weight 225 pounds.
IS. G. Partridge, county attor-
ney, weight 225 pounds.
Lawyer Gray, attorney for
boy, weight 225 pounds.
ITO look from the boy, who
was blinking rapidly to hold
back the flood Of tears, to this
half ton of meat, muscle and
brain that accompanied him, lent
an element Of humor to the hear
ing.
"The formality of the law had
to be carried out with as much
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-09-29
TOO MANY THIRSTS

A young Englishman came to
Washington and devoted his
days and nights to an earnest
endeavor to drink all the
Scotch whisky there was. He
couldn't do it and recently he
went to a doctor complaining of
a disordered stomach.
"Quit drinking" ordered the
doctor.
"But, my dear sir I cawn't. I
get so thirsty"
WELL" said the doctor,
whenever you are thirsty eat
an apple instead of taking a
drink"
The Englishman paid his fee
and left. He met a friend to
whom he told his experience.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1915-09-29

of the senate, one-sixth of the
house and one-fifth of the cleo
toral vote comes from suffrage
states.
Minnesota women are rapidly
organizing the state by legisla-
tive districts and voting pre-
cincts and in most of the con-
gressional districts committees
have been formed to influence
federal legislators"