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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-10-14
Couldn't Disappoint Him.

The Interviewer-Why did you as
sassinate all your wives as soon as
the honeymoon was over?
Bluebeard-You see, I'd promised
to love each one as long as she lived.
and no matter what other sins I've
committed. l never disappoint lady.
Philadelphia Bulletin
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-10-14
ENCOURAGING Them.

why don't you buy an automo-
bile?"
i've heard rumor that there may
be subsidy granted pedestrians by
the next congress. Louisville Cou-
rier-Journal-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-10-14
Why Didn't They Go.

How did 1t happen you didn't go
away this summer7 I thought you
were having an extensive outfit pre-
pared for your
That was the trouble. BY the time
got the outfit paid for l didn't have
any money left"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-10-14

DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regu-
late and invigorate stomach, liver and
bowels Sugar-coated, tiny granules-
Easy to take as candy.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-10-14
RusIness Secrets.

Customer Tin drug store)-What is
this bottle of hair tonic worth?
New Clerk-The price is one dollar.
If told you what it is worth I'd lose
my Job.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-10-14

''That vivacious Miss Oldgirl isn't
friendly to you, is she?"
mo, l think she and mother quar-
rled over something one time when
mother was a girl"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-10-14

HOWARD L BURTON : Assaycr ana cnemist
! Leadvil,s. Colorado; Specimen prices; Gold
Copper a Mailing envelopes ID full price list
ioited itsfsrsnce: Csrbonste National bank
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-10-14
The Way of it.

you know. when man loves Q
girl he is simply mad?"
Yes, and when he finds out that
someone else loves her. too. he Is sim
ply madden"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-10-14

The man-Lemme go! I'm all right;
/ can swim
The Girl don't care I'm going to
save you. l want medal.-Chicago
Herald.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-10-14

ACENTS-Handls hiRh-class stapls articles. city
cIA fGrY g. is Montaoaerr san l F1.neseo cs
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-10-14
Neiahhorlx Attention.

Neighboriy Attention
He-This plant belongs to the be-
gonia family.
She-Ah. and you are taking care
of it while they are away?"-Chicago
Daily News
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-10-14

Portland last car of California
cantaloupes of the season is now being
cleaned up. Southern Oregon and local
stock will be used during the remain
der Of the season and will sell higher.
Salway peaches were received from
Merlin and sold at 60@55 cents. Levi
clings are moving at 60@66 cents. A
car Of Ladyfinger grapes, the last Of
the season, arrived and were quoted at
81. so for lug boxes. Southern Oregon
grapes were in fair supply, Malagas
selling at 85 cents and Tokay at 81.
Local Concords were 123c per basket
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-10-14
Cotton Exports Show Increase.

Washington, d. c. = Enormous in
creases in the cotton export trade
during August are shown in the
monthly statement Of foodstuffs, cot
ton and oil exports. made public by the
bureau Of foreign and domestic COM
merce. Cotton exports for the month
were 1872, 059 bales, valued at 81, 625,-
631, as compared with exports Of 81,
2l0 bales, valued at $1,306,1 in
August, 1914. For the eight months
ended with August, shipments were 6,
099, 420 bales, as against S,734, 444 in
the same period last year.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1915-10-14
IT ! r E.S

We have the best facilities In the
Northwest for doing your Repair
work Why throw your old tires
away? Send them to us and let
US repair them. We guarantee
every repair we make. Our prices
are reasonable. A Western repair
is a permanent repair. Let us
convince you
Tube puncfures repaired, 25c.
WESTERN HDW. 1 AUTO SUPPLY co.
sa2 PINE st., Mr.. BROADWAY. PORTLAND. on.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-13

o. ' Buford. at the Albuquerque
Coal Co. Is building up a good trade
in high Grade coal, wood ana kindling.
Try him M you Will be plcacsd with
the quailiy of his fue and his efforts
to serve you. Phone 9f2.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-13
ABOUT PEOPLE YOU
KNOW


Henry hauls baggage. Phone Sss.
My dentist office will be closed I'M
al Sept. 18th. 4. ] ALGER.
Good year n Pennsylvania tires
korhcr's garage.
Born. to Or. and Mrs. l.. O.. Rice.
n son. Monday. September IL, 1915
n u. Jamison has gone to Santa PC.
on business.
Mrs. @. X. Pattee OF state College.
\. ~, L. In the city for "a brief stay
George schustor Of crownpoiut. n.
NJ. IL In the city on business.
Mr.. and AIRS. r. 4. sale ~ Cerri-
zoxo are registered at the Combs no
tel.
J. ]. Coleman Of Chicago. general
freight agent OF the Santa Re. vas o.
Sunday visitor in Albuquerque.
c. a. Courchcsne Of El Paso. a we'll
Fnown business man, Is in the city Tor
a short stay.
J. a. Hubbs has sold bis laundry 10
II. r. Pollock and j. II. Wall. The
latter will conduct the business.
Mrs. J. y. House. who was badly
hurt when thrown from a car recent
", Is reported to he improving slowly.
Mr.. and Mrs. Claude Hutto motor
ed with "A party OF friends to Whit
comb springs yesterday In their new
car.
Alphonso Murphy. Of Los Angeles.
reEirtered today at the Commercial
club. He was Introduced by A.
Fleischer.
There will be "A regular stated sos
sion of Ballut Ahyad temple. a. A. -.
~ VI. s., this eveding at : o'clock,
Tho last meeting before the ccrcnou-
ial session. Visiting mobiles viii be
welcome.
Elfego Baca. now engaged IN min
ing al Magdalona. is Ia the city for a
few days.
The Y 7. $. c. Il. Of the First
Presbyterian church hold their reg
uiar monthly business meoting and
social this evening at s o'clock in the
church parlors. a large attendance
b. desired.
Governor W. G. Mcdonald was In
the city last night on his way 10 Dem
Ing where be viii attend the Lunn
county fair. The governor will return
here tomorrow and will go To Gallup
whore he viii join the Albuquerque
party bound TOT shiprock and Farm
inEton.
J. l.. Lovclace, postmaster at Fort
Sumner and father Of Dr. W. II. Love
Race OF this city, is IN the city Tor
treatment for a badly bruised hip, re-
ccivcd early last week when he was
thrown from a horse. IL was neccs-
sary to bring MI. Lovolace mere on q
strctchar
Dean A. Worcester. professor a. the
University OF Sow Mexico. aud W. ~.
Day, local ana interstate secretary.
NIL take part ln the interstate Y VI.
G. a. meeting at m paso. which runs
from November liza 60 lith. They
will lead devotional meetings. Tho
Interstate association comprises Sow
Mexico. Arizona and West Texas. g.
q. Cushmaa and Reuben Perry arc
members ~ the interstate committee
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-13

pr. provinces. eye. err. nose and
throat. n. r. Armijo Bids. Phone
72T.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-13

W A. Hahn left today for Denver
on business. lie has just returned
from Santa Fo.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-13
REAL ESTATE RECORD

CPuhnshed ny the Retail Merchants
Association. week ending Sept. !. 1918.
Room 80. Barnett building. Phone
sos. c a. Alderman. Secretary
Warranty Deeds.
Mary n. Harrison TO y. =. Poole,
Sept. 8. lot Is. block 6. Paris addi-
ton: 81.
Portcrfieid Co. TO Dan, J Mitchell
and wife. SEPT. 8 lot 3. block so,
Eastern addition; 81
Frank Wcerts and wife q Porter
field CO. sept s. lot :. block =, Lewis
& simonds addition, 81.
Porterheld Co 20 Llewcnyn J
Putrch. sept s. lots H. ~. block a.
Eastern addition; 81
Reynolds addition Co 70 Franz
zink and wife, Sept. ). lots .. 4. block
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1915-09-13
I. naynolds addition: 81.

Va WY IIVIU1 WWIWEFVH1 VI
r. NJ Merritt and wife 4 Christina
q. de Garcia. sept. s. lot s. block ?,
l.. q : addition; 81.
Petronilo Jnramiiio and wife to Sc
sario de Ia cruz and wife, sept. >.
piece OF LAM in Precinct /, San Jose
$500.
George W. Hickox and wife to John
Fleming, sept. 3. lot :, block 10. HUI
ming Highland addition; 81.
Evening star., 1915-11-28

er parts of the world; but in spite of
surface ebullitions the probability is
that the mass of the Mohammedans of
India are sincerely loyal to England.
German intrigueS cannot work on them
in the same manner as on the Hindus.
The only means of arousing them is
by fnculcating them with the fear that
their religion is in danger; and at
tempts of this kind have not been sue
cessful. except in a few isolated in
stances where fanaticism has been ap-
pealed to without the leading Moham-
medans having a chance to combat it,
The allegiance of the educated Mo-
hammedans to the sultan as the reli-
gious head Of Islam is hardly more
than nominal, and they have no use for
him whatever as the political head II
Is for this reason with others that
they have been indifferent to the call to
them to revolt against English rule and
take part in holy war.
They are not without sense of hu-
NOR. and the spectacle of the kaiser TO-
menting a holy war to save the religion
of the prophet undoubtedly has made IL
difficult to maintain their habitually
grave demeanor.
The mass of the Mohammedan popula-
ton in India is, however, an ignorant
mass. In spite of the complete antag-
onism between their monotheism and
the pantheism of the Hindus, where the
Hindu population is largely preponder-
ant the Mohammedans have absorbed
many of the forms of Hindu worship
This is the testimony of many educated
Mohammedans.
A leading Mussuman of southern In
dia not long ago wrote that living
with the Hindu side by side, and work
ing along with him day after day the
illiterate Mohammedan found it very
O @ IN to To b
the Hindus. He gave a number of i'll
lustrations.
One was that three days of the week,
Saturday. Sunday and Tuesday, were
regarded as not auspicious for bath
ing. Tuesday was also a bad day for
getting shaved. because on that day
If a man got shaved his star was said
to dip in blood, and every human be-
ing was supposed to live under the
protection of star
Wednesday was regarded a bad day
for travelling, and if a traveller began
his journey on that day he was liable
not to return home safe and sound.
1t would seem from this that among
Hindus and Mohammedans "Wednesday
corresponds to the Friday of many
Christians.
While the mass of the Mohammedan
population. living side by side with
the Hindu mass, may have absorbed
many of their customs which educated
and orthodox Mohammedans regard as
superstitious, even the ignorant Mo-
hammedans are not likely to be in
fiuenced by the political agitations of
the Hindus. They are not fanatical
and their close association with the
Hindus prevents that.
Speaking generally, it may be said
that the Mohammedans constitute ap-
proximately % per cent of the popula-
ton of India. and this % per cent is
the bulwark of British rule. A frac-
tion of it may have its loyalty shaken
and be affected by German influence.
but the great mass is likely to remain a
fixed quantity and to sustain England
in the war.
Evening star., 1915-11-28

specious young one. who offers to take
your money and pay interest on 1t. OIL
invest it for you; but you will retain
control over it yourself, and to this
end you will deposit it in your owr
name in bank
This advice to women has become
fixed in. the practice of banking In
Washington after a fashion that indi-
Gates how times have changed even
since Judge Cox's recent day. Banks
do not hesitate by advertising to seek
to do business with women, who, how
ever, still remain the gentle" sex In
banking. The more prosperous banks
provide special rooms for lady custom
ers, who, thus segregated in the oper-
alton of writing checks or making uut
deposit slips, exhibit an "aftergioW OF
the harem. One bank has sort Hgnts
burning in it's ladies' room, a bouquet
of fresh flowers on the table. plotting
pads in pastel shades, and annexed Is
a toilet room thoughtfully supplied
with invisible hairpins and vioiet
scented rice powder Qadies are expect
ed to bring their own rouge sticKs'
for obvious sanitary reasonsl.
more conservative bank posts
above the cashiers head in the window
of the ladies' room sign informing
them that they will be expected TO
make out their own deposit slips; ana
this bank in the holiday season last
year adopted a practice which seems 10
give weight to the dark suspicious
arising as to the cause of the proposed
bad check legislation.
During the rush of holiday shopping
the fair clients of this bank found upon
the tables in their special room L
strange looking check blank which,
being printed in the merry Christmas
hue-the bright red OF molly or pom,
settia blooms-at first sight conveyed
the idea that the bank intended by
these checks to give away money IN
discreet amounts as holiday greeting
to lady customers.
But alas, no!
These crimson checks were not pos
sible to negotiate outside the bank and,
for the banks protection, were devised
from necessity occasioned by the ex-
tensive practice women had made OF
entering the room there, taking ordi-
nary check blanks and, without ever
having an account in the bank, using
these checks to do their Christmas
shopping. a..
That sad commentary on the sex
might be- interpreted as having sinister
bearing on the so-called progreSsion
of women. for not one line IN al tne
carefully prepared admenitions ana IN
formation contained In Judge CeSs
book assumes that women do1en
years ago needed to be restrained from
dishonest practices in money maeters.
This is really vital in relation 70 the
woman suffrage movement "hlcn rs
widely hailed as means TO purify
Evening star., 1915-11-28

even their rather new ones. SO aban-
doned are otherwise virtuous domestic
women TO the practice of selling any
thing In mans wardrobe for a few
cents to be spent on something for
themselves or the house?
Do not some husbands indulgent by
nature find IL necessary to forbid a
wife to run accounts. for unless the
woman is made TO feel tsufferD what
she spends. by paying cash for every
purchase, the bills that come in at the
first OF the month are enough to drive
man to drink and destruction, as
indeed often happens. as evidence in
the history of embezzlement and other
crimes amply proves.
1t was an Intelligent woman and a
good one, the widow of New England
professor. who in the financial diff
culties of her sad lot in life hit upon
a pretty scheme of getting by" her
bills. Once month religiously she
went through them and had a good
cry, then she would tie them all up in
pink ribbon and hide rhem out Of
sight.
Explaining her system OF keeping
accounts to a friend. she said she chose
pink ribbon instead of mauve. which
some might fancy more appropriate, be-
cause whenever by accident she stum-
bled across the bills in her desk 1t was
more cheerful to see pink than any
color associated with mourning.
When the late Walter s., Cox retired
from the Supreme Court bench of the
District of Columbia he Immediately
devoted himself to task the purpose
of which was formed out of his long
years OF experience in dealing with
the law-to write book that would
make women better able to cope with
money affairs. He called the book
Lessons in Law for Women" and he
published II shortly before his death,
little more than a dozen years ago.
At that time the eminent jurist drew
true TO life the picture OF women's re-
lation to business. The reason he gives
his fair readers'' for writing a primer
of law for them is the great amount
Evening star., 1915-11-28
BY CHARLES M. PEPPER.

EIRUTH about British India lies
somewhere between the London
censorship and the Berlin bule-
4 tins. Anybody who knows that
segment of the British empire can readily
understand why.
Had there been any widespread revolt
the curtain which the censor keeps down
could not have shut the news of it out
from the worlds knowledge and the in
telligence would NOT be limited to Berlin.
Did entire peace and content prevail
there would be no need of the extraor-
dinary secrecy which London seeks to
maintain about India
The most important factor is Engiand's
MosleIn subjects in India The Mohan-
medans have been the bulwark Of British
rule. Their loyalty during the political
agitations up to the opening of the world
war never has been questioned.
On the other hand. seditious move
Tnents prevailed among the Hindus long
before the breaking out of hostilities.
Evening star., 1915-11-28
WROUGHT
200

YEARS OLD.
That the war has furnished the occasion
for their spread is undoubted, and that
there have been numerous trials and
executions of Hindus for sedition is ad-
mitted in a guarded, official way.
1t has been thought by those who know
India that England's real problems would
begin whenever the world war shall end.
Then will come the necessity Of meeting
the demand of the two hundred million
Hindus Of various castles and sects for
larger measure OF self-government, and
the need of reconciling the Moham-
medans to the preponderance Of the
Hindus.
1t is an imperial political problem of
great magnitude. Meantime, the burn
ing question will be how to keep the
bulk of the Mohammedans and Hindus
working together for the safety of Eng
land
While the seditious movements have
been confined largely to the Hindus,
these natives also have given some G.
nificant evidences of their loyalty, fully
Evening star., 1915-11-28


British officials in India and the home
government itself have had more tribu-
lation over the Mohammedan popula-
tion of Bengal than in any other part
of India. Notwithstanding that they
are numerous. they yet form a very
small part of the total number of in
habitants.
The Bengalese are the least virile Of
all the native races Of India There
are more of them than there are Mo-
hammedans in all India. They are also
the most opposed to British rule, and
anarchy has been more prevalent there
than in any other part of the country.
kiplings CITY of Dreadful Night" is
reasonably cosmopolitan, because of its
importance as shipping and CONNER
cial center; but 1t is, nevertheless, thor
oughly Bengalese at heart.
The Moha hammedans in Bengal have
numerous grievances against their Hin
du brethren. The state was partitioned
in order to concentrate their influence
and relieve them from the ascendency
of the Hindus. This caused bitter re-
sentiment on the part of the Bengalese
Sir Bamfylde Fuller, the British Off
cial who had much to do with the par
tition, incurred SO much odium that the
home government found it necessary to
call him back. He was a type of the
imperialist. arrogant and aggressive,
who has done SO much to antagonize
the Hindus by his advocacy Of the pol
icy of repression and control of the in
ferior races"
Lord Mimic. who went out from the
governor generalship of Canada. adopt
ed a conciliatory policy; but the Ben
galese refused to be conciliated; al
though the Mohammedans presented
Lord Mimic with memorial of
somewhat flowery character affirming
their loyalty.
Bengal was also the center of the
Swadeshi. OF home-market movement.
The ostensfble aim of this movement
was to encourage the native industries
by boycotting the British products
hich ipfa aict with these in
Evening star., 1915-11-28

could not be, because she still had
number of her husbands blank checks
The late Charles A. Conant, author of
several learned books on banking, used
to recite from his experience as treas
urer of a loan and trust company the
story of the woman who being noti-
ned that her account was overdrawn
appeared at the bank in a state Of vir-
tuous indignation, scolded the cashier
roundly for having let such a thing
happen and. before he could get a word
in edgewise. charged him under pen
atty Of losing her business, never,
never, to do such thing againi
Evening star., 1915-11-28

tributions and have furnished troops
Possibly the majority of the Indian
contingent In Egypt and the Darda-
nelles are Mohamedans. Net improb-
ably the majority of the native Indian
troops in the expedition up the Per-
sian gulf to Bagdad are also Moham
medans.
Sound reasons of state require that
these Mohammedan troops be sent to
Mohammedan countries, SO that they
may prove to the faithful in those
countries that large section of Islam
is loyal to the flag of England. and
that the prophets faith is in no danger
from the great Christian powers who
form the allies. But it is also under
stood that there are many Sepoy regi-
ments in the expeditionary forces who
are Hindus.
If England can keep her Hindu sub
jects and her Mohammedan subjects
out of a general seditious movement,
and fighting together for the integrity
of the empire, she will have accom-
plished a task of great difficulty. There
are deep-seated racial and religious
antagonisms and even the antagonism
of diverse civilizations
To the bulk of the natives of India the
Mohammedans are still an alien people.
ing the faith Of the prophet by the sword
but the India of today is not so vastly
different from the India Of the centuries
which knew not Mahonet and his con-
quering hosts.
There are in the Indian empire. includ-
ing Burma. approximately $50, ,0O0 900
Inhabitants, and of these between 50,000,-
900 and 6o.0o0.000 are Mohammedans.
The remainder are Hindus, whether Bud
dhists. BrahInans. Jains, Sikhs or frag-
mentS of the other relig onS and castles
The geographical distribution of the
Mohammedan population is fairly wide
spread, but it is much more compact in
some sections than in others In kaleido-
scopic Bombay, with its medley of races
and religions and its mingling of all the
races and religions of the orient. the
mosques of the Mohammedans are SO
modest as to be almost lost in the wilder