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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
COMPARING MEN AND WOMEN
Writer Points Out Wide Differences
Alleged to Exist in the Lives OF
the Sexes.

Before marriage when they appear
at social affairs it is correct to say
he escorted her. But if they appear
together at such affairs after mar
rage it is the proper thing to say that
she dragged him.
If a woman wants to retain any in
fluence over pan she should refuse
to marry him.
When father keeps a scrapbook the
clippings are all about himself, tell
ing what a great man he is, how use
full to the community, how brave and
all that. But when mother keeps a
scrapbook, that's a different thing!
Her scrapbook is all about the chill
dren, recipes that father likes, cures
for Group, and all that.
All a woman gets for her efforts to
attain the ideal life by having bou-
quet of flowers on the table to uplift
the soul is her husbands complaint
that he can't see what there is to eat
on the other side of that bunch OF
weeds.-Exchange.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Activities of Women,

Female mill operators in the Bonn
bay cotton mills earn about ninety dol
lars a year in wages.
Sixty new trades, heretofore mainly
German industries, are now being
taught to women in England.
The latest wealthy American WON
an to establish a hospital in France
is Mrs. Chauncey M. Depew.
Miss Elizabeth Kille has been ap-
pointed chief clerk to the secretary of
state in Kansas.
New York has a woman insurance
broker who has customers in far-off
Turkey and Australia.
The novelty of woman police off.
GERS is beginning to wear off in many
cities of the United States.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Luxury for Hogs.

Kansas is making mollycoddles Of
its hogs. The propaganda that the
state has been working on for clean
illness in foods has actually been ex-
tended to the swine, and Kansas pro-
poses to give the hog a bath every
morning and a pen as clean as q
kitchen.
All this comes from the result Of
some experiments at the Kansas Agri-
cultural college, showing that a con-
tented hog will put on three pounds
of fat while the unhappy one is col.
lecting two on the same amount of
food.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

1t is always best to be dilatory IN
the exercise of malice.
Good intentions fail to ameliorate
the boreness of a bore.
Charity for yourself will hardly
cover a multitude of sins.
Encourage the social center move
ment in your neighborhood.
He is doughhead of a husband
who is ruled by a rollng-pin.
Live within your income, but don
sponge on the world in doing it.
Wise is the man who is as careful
of his credit as he is of his cash.
He is a genius who can grin and
look important at the same time.
The empty head. like the vacant
house, is always filed with ghosts.
The worst foe to religion is the NAL!
practice of it. (Stick a pin in here.)
You cannot measure ones kind
heartedness by his loquacity. (Get
me-?
Lots of men are so conservative
they never exert themselves to any
account
II you want to be sure to be remem
bered by your friends borrow money
from them.
A good many men who are popular
socially are not so popular in theil
own homes.
The most harmless liar is the one
whom nobody believes; he harms nc
one but himself
When a fellow soft-soaps you he Is
liable to massage your pocketbook, Il
you don't watch out.
Holding fast that which is good,
has won many young man the oppor
tunity to buy a marriage license.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
A TREATMENT THAT HEALS
MOST SKlN-DISEASES

Don't stand that itching skin humor
one day longer. Go to the nearest
druggist and. for about 75c. get a jar
of resinol ointment and q cake Of res
mol soap. Battle the eczema patches
with resinol soap and hot water. dry
and apply a little resinol ointment.
It's almost too good to be true. The
torturing, itching and burning stop In
stantly, you nd longer have to dig and
scratch, sleep becomes possible, and
healing begins. Soon the ugly. tor
turing eruptions disappear completely
and for goo, ADV.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Sheep or Dogs.

A recent law in Virginia makes it a
misdemeanor. punishable by a fine up
to $50 for the owner to allow his dogs
to run at large. The indirect effect
permits any farmer to shoot lone dog
found on his property. The owner of
the dog, before he can bring suit for
damages. must prove that the dog was
at large. and this automatically sub
jects him to a fine. Such law. prop.
erly enforced in all states would be
the biggest boon of recent years to the
farm sheep industry.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Appears as Counsel for Husband


Mrs. Louise Nelson appeared before
Judge Ryan as counsel for her hus-
band. George Nelson. She won the
case, and received "fee" of $1.10
from the judge. Nelson and five 9th.
ers were arrested in a raid on a dice
game. All but Nelson were fined one
dollar each, with costs of three dol.
lars.
my husband is a good man, and
works steadily" Mrs. Nelson pleaded
Hes not a gambler"
you have won your case" Judge
Ryan said. "As a fee, Mrs. Nelson
you can have this"
The Judge then handed Mrs. Nelson
$110 seized when the dice game was
raided.-Chicago Tribune.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Showing Goods.

Redd-For Philadelphia travelling
salesman there has been built an au-
tomobile with a body composed of a
series of shelves and pigeonholes for
samples which unfolds and makes an
extensive display.
Greene-If it turns turtle / should
say it would make an extraordinary
display.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
No Friends.

Il understand her husband is base
ball umpire"
Yes. And it's great for her peo-
pie"
Il suppose they get passes to all
the games
mo; it isn't that But every time
they haven't anything else to do, one
of her relatives says, Let's go out to
the ball park this afternoon and roast
Kitty's husband"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
What He Wanted.

A man went to order a wedding cake
the other day.
I'm getting married." he said, and
I want q cake"
well, it's the latest thing. said the
shopgirl, ito have wedding cakes in
harmony with the bridegroom's call
ing or profession. Thus a journalist
has a spice cake, a musician an oat
cake, an athlete q cup cake, a man
who loafs on his friends a sponge
cake, and so forth and SO on. What
is your calling, please?"
Il am a pianist"
Then, of course" said the girl.
you'll want q pound cake"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
See That Work 10 Done Properly

Trained nurses in Boston have
agreed. through one of their organiza-
tions, to give instructions IS to how
to prepare bandages, "sponges" and
first-aid packages for shipment and
use by the hospital and field surgeons
with the armies of all the nations in
volved in the European war. When
ever women are preparing these
things for the hospitals they may tele-
phone for a nurse to come and see II
the work is done properly.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Goinq Up.

Church-German naturalists are in
terested in the fact that the wild rab-
bits OF that country seem to be chang
ing their habits, among other things
building their nests above ground in
stead of i'm burrows.
Gotham-Everything seems to be
going up.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Keep Out Drafts.

Be sure to plug I'D all holes, chink
up all cracks, and make the three
windy sides Of the building as tight as
they can be made. Drafts mean colds.
Colds mean roup and pneumonia.
Fresh air is good thing, but 1t
should come only from one side and
not in thin piercing streams.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Poison Mash for Army Worm.

To make an effective poison mash
for army worms mix a pound of paris
green and one quart Of cheap molasses
with 25 pounds of wheat or corn
bran and moisten with water as
needed. Sprinkle this thickly across
their line of march. Renew as neces-
sary.
A furrow plowed deeply and turned
toward the oncoming worms is also
said to be effective as a check.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
lmoortant 70 Mothers
The Sleepy Place,

Please, sir" said the beggar on a
Philadelphia street to New York
man over there on business, give me
25 cents; l have no place to Sleep"
mo place to sleep!" replied the
New Yorker why, man, you're in
Philadelphia. and there isn't any bet
ter place to sleep in the world!"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Competitjou.

MY uncle Bills down to Panama"
Dragged little Harry.
"Sho! That's nothin'," retorted
little Billy. my brother Jim's been
to Australia"
well, what II he has? My fathers
gone to Egypt" said little Harry.
POOH" calculated little Billy. MY
grandmother's gone to heaven!"-
Judge.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
RUB.MY.TlSM

Will cure your rheumatism and all
kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia,
Cramps, Collie. Sprains, Bruises, Cuts,
Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptic
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
LOOK YOUR BEST
A. to Your Hair and Skin, Cuticura
Will Help You. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify. the
Ointment to soothe and heal. These
fragrant super-creamy emollients pre-
serve the natural purity and beauty
Of the skin under conditions which,
II neglected, tend to produce a state
Of irritation and Disagreement.
Free sample each by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cuticura. Dept. Ky
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Unfair ADVANTAGE.

James-The rain falls alike on the
just and unjust.
Jones-True. but the unjust man is
generally provided with the just mans
umbrella
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Her Hat.

They say he loves her so much he
can even anticipate her thoughts"
Yes, indeed. When we were COM
ing out this evening he said Yes, dear.
1t is on straight, before she had said
a word"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
On the Face. Too.

Mrs. Gotham-This paper says that
IS per cent of the work of manufac-
turing rifle ammunition for the Unit
ed States army and navy is done by
women.
Mr.. Gotham-Of course; wherever
you smell powder, look for a woman.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Their Worth,

He'll give you penny for you
thoughts.
She-Well. they're all cents-ible.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Valuable Ovens.

By the use of improved ovens which
collected the by-products, the coke in.
dustry of the United States saved $16..
1000 last year, which would have
been wasted by old methods of manu-.
facture.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
The Socks Of Football.

How rough this sport OF football
is! What shocks Of irresistible
bodies!"
"Humph! What shocks OF trresist-
ible hair!"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

Comes to the Same Thing.
Knicker-Does Smith live by his
wits?
Bocker-No, he lives by the lack of
other peoples wits.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Looking.

Friend-What are you doing for a
job?
Another-Looking for one.-Judge.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
The wav of IL

They say Buster failed for eighty
thousand"
NO; he failed for the want of It."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Takes Work.

THE world owes every man a liv-
ing"
Maybe. But you've got to be per-
sistent II you want to collect"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

As a rule, there is not much hope
for the fellow who fills himself up on
dope.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

Millions of particular women now use
and recommend Red Cross Ball Blue. All
grocers. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

There is usually a display Of cour
age in the absence of danger.-Nash
vile Banner.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

But for the collar buttons habit OF
rolling under the dresser some men
would never get any exercise.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

It's difficult to convince a man that
he is a chump-and if you do. what's
the use?
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

And the married man who breaches
economy usually wants his wife to do
all the practicing.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

Much of what we regard as pleasure
is work that We are not compelled to
do-Albany Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

Always sure to please Red Cross Bal
Blue. All grocers sell it. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Strong.

Gabe-That man has a strong face.
What is his occupation?
Steve-He is a prize fighter.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Cause and Effect.

"How detected those cows look"
MAYBE that is why their milk Is
so blue"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
The Old School.

Hes an advertising writer Of the
old school,"
you mean a liar?"-Judge.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Concrete Post Popular.

The concrete fence post II taking
the place of the wooden post on many
q farm. It is more durable and needs
less repairing when properly made.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

Those who walk In the straight and
narrow path do not have to mend
their ways.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

OF course, the tomato can, bu
sometimes it doesn't.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
FRY Murine Eye Remedy for Red. Weak, Watefy
nves and Granulated Eyelids; No smartinR-
maj i've oomfort Write for Book of the Eye
81 mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co.. chicago
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

1t might help some to levy a wal
tax on the aspirants for Office.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

Even II you do nothing. say nothing
and are nothing. you cant escape
criticism.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

There are many things that may in
terfere with mans appetite, but love
isn't one of them.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

Some people judge books simply
by their looks.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

Beware of the man who grins when
he gets angry.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
Wonderful Case of Mrs. Cruser1,
of Bushnell. iii.

suyr11 I11-sI think trouble have had since my
marriage by when young girl NY work has
heen hosewok of milking In the cold and
snow realize that would hurt
suffered yev bearing down pains back and such
miserable pains and and generally
down health have taken Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable
Cmnonnd sv stronger and
am gaining health day THANK you for the great help
ferng women glad for print -Ms JAMES CAuzs
Bushnell Illinois
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05

Praise Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Women from the Atlantic to the Pacific from all sections
of this great country, city so large no village SO small
but that has written words OF thanks tor
health restored by Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Com
pound No woman who is suffering from the ills peculiar
to her sex should until she this famous remedy
trial. Is it reasonable to believe that what 1t did tor
these women it will do for any sick womane
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1915-02-05
A Grateful Atlantic Coast Woman.

HoncpoS MEI feel duty owe to all suffering women to
tell what lydia Pnkhams Vegetable Compound did for One
year ago myself terrible sufferer had pains IN both sides
and such soreness could scarcely straghten times MY
hack ched had no appetite could Sleep
then would be so mornings that could scarcely get around
It seemed impossible to OF do bit OF work and
thought Inever be better until submitted to an opera
on commenced taking lydia Pnkhams Vegetable Compound
and like new woman palms, slept had good
appetite and could do almost all work for fam
M of four shall always feel that owe 90 nean 10 your
medicine"-Mrs. HAYWARD sowzRs Hodgdon, Maine
For 80 years Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable GESASdG
standard rennedy fe- MN
maIei 70 ne sick with WOmans ailments W II &DN
does not this re-. II 70 SRW
me ma roots and herbs Ia III
has suffering women TO heatns NJ
toL EPIyKHAI MEDICINE co. (M /AS5R I'M
(CONFIDENTIAL) LYNN MASS, for advice. MN(TSU&IN
Your letter win be opened read ana ASEy2
bv = woman held In strict confidence sv0az0s
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-14
WILLS AND APPRAISAIS.

MIGUEL RAMON MARITIME, who died on
July "a In Panticasa, Spain, left an es-
tate OF moro than 100000. He gave
$25, 900 outright and the contents of his
home at 20 West Tenth street to his wife.
Maria de la Conception Vsrela. The
family mansion In villa Garcia, Spain,
together with the stables and gardens, is
left to the wife I'm trust and on her death
goes to her children, Concerning this be-
quest TO the children the testator said :
at Is my wish and earnest request that
said mansion be kept and preserved by
them" The wife also gets one-fourth OF
the reslduary estate in trust, which goes
10 the children on her death. The chill
dren, who divide the remainder OF the
estate, are John Miguel Ramon Martinez
and Edward Louis Martinez OF New York
and Carmen Martinez Flournoy OF Pitts
field. Mass.
Mrs. MARIA II. DAVIS, who died In
Brooklyn December 10 last, left $4,000
of her $4,000 estate TO the New York
state branch OF the Womens Board of
Missions
HELENA BAUMAN, who died in Brooklyn
January 20 last, left her sS4,951 estate
70 Ave sons. one daughter and four grand
children,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-14
why Not Psychological Good times e?

To THE EDITOR OF THE SuN-sir: N
our President, who says he Is no business
man, who says our business depression
is a disease of the mind, is right and he
asserts no is, why will he not tell our
business enterprises that they must pay
dividends again, that our employers must
employ again, that our stocks must he
put back TO their real value?
II that promised New Freedom" Ia
real let us have II. II only psycholoc-
cal like the present hard times, let us
know ".
The malnstay of family is being made
to realize the hard facts in the difference
between real business and psychological
business, The latter may sound oest to
a professor, but ii is not fattening. The
people AT large are learning tho differ
ence between one kind of admlnlstra ton
and another kind Of administration. A
great, very great many have learned a
lot in two years.
We will probably learn enough In the
next two years to insure another thirty
years of prosperity and freedom from
new ideas. When the whole nation liz
praying for a business man at the helm
why can We not have business man.
and one who admits he Is such?
SUFFERER FroM NEW Irras.
NEW YORK, January IS.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-14
senator Borah Accepts a Challenge.

Senator BoRAH In his speech In the
Senate yesterday accepted President
WILSON'S recent indianapolis apologize
as a challenge TO Republicans AS such
he took II up with frank defiance. He
added the reproach that the attack OF
the President upon Republican ideals
and capabilities was an unseemly dis
play Of parti@nshlp coming from the
Chief Magistrate OF all the people.
Probably this view will not make
much impression upon Mr.. WILSON'S
convinced admirers. but II II a strong
appeal to neutrals as well as. to that
rea wakeued loyalty to the Republican
standard which Is an unmlstakable fac
tor in the political situation to-day. The
attack loses none Of its trenchancy from
the fact that the Senator may not I'M
possibly be Mr.. WILSON'S adversary
In the great contest of which the pres
ent interchange is but preliminary
skirmlsh.
The Presidents attitude as political
leader gave Senator BoRAH another
easy opportunity. He made direct
onslaught upon the conception of team
work" which Mr.. WILSON presented as
the perfection Of party organization and
allegiance. His restatement OF the
Presidents position as an attempt To
establish boss rule party solidarity con-
trolled by the use Of Federal patronage,
will of course be resented by the Presi-
dents supporters as a glaring misrep-
resentation couched in terms of bellig-
erency. But the Senator has at any
rate brought into association the Presi-
dents deliberately advanced ideals and
those charges against him Of dictation
and domination which have attended
the whole course OF legislation by Con-
gress ever since Mr.. WILSON entered the
fail to drive the point home In his ref
erences to the conservation bill and the
shipping bill. Administration measures,
OF great danger according to his view.
which he considered were being or
about to he forced TO enactment without
full or free debate or wise appraisal OF
their consequences.
Altogether the Senator's speech was
pretty display Of dialectic fitting
Whatever may have been the motive OF
the Presidents address he cannot com
plain that 1t has fallen fat. Certainly
his opponents are attaching due impor.
| tance IN II as tho npentnp movement In
new campaign. Senator LODGE had
something TO say in reply few days
ago. not exactly cordial. Now comes
Senator BoRAH. There may be Others
who will still further pick at ideallsn
clothed in epigram.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1915-01-14
NO MORE COPPER STATISTICS
Producers Association. witch Is
sued Monthly Report, Quits.

The Copper Producers Association COM
posed of representatives, of practically an
the big copper producing and selling com
panies OF this country, which published
monthly statement OF the copper pro-
duction, delivery and export, dissolved
yesterday by vote OF its members The
monthly statement was looked upon In
Wall Street as a market barometer
There will now be nothing OF a stats
teal nature on the copper production OF
the country on which the trade can base
its operations but the annual Govern
ment report. which for commercial pur-
poses is of little use.
1t is understood that the main reason
for the dissolution OF the association was
the belief of some OF dts leading members
that making public the amount of copper
on hand each month was too much a
one sided affair from which the consumer
and not the producer got the real benefit
In addition members of the association
said yesterday that tho monthly reports
met with good deal OF unjust criticism
of the producers in the shape Of charges
that they did not represent the facts.
Members said that the association had
died a natural death which has been fore
Swallowed for some time.
The monthly reports stopped during the
war. the last having been issued In July
for the month OF June.
The association was started IN January
1909. The executive committee was COM
posed OF James Mclean. vicc-preSident OF
Phelps, Dodge q Co. chairman; r. L.
Agassiz, president of the Calumet and
Hecla Company: John u. Ryan, president
OF the Amalgamatcd Copper COMPANY,
and Joseph Clendenin of the American
Smelling and Refining Company.