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New Britain herald., 1915-10-15
REVELATIONS0F WIFE
By ADELE GARRKON

me the receipted bill and then some time when you are passing this way you may bring me the change
 I wanted to tell him to keep the change, but something about the man
 warned me not to make the offer. He was no mendicant, only a man who
 wished his rights and nothing more. He took fountain pen from his pocket, adjusted it in precise. meth odical fashion, receipted the ac-
 count in full, folded the bills and put them in his pocket, and made
 me an ld-fashioned bow"
 1T am very grateful, Mrs. Graham, 5 | he said. "I hope MT. Graham will | not be angry. I will return with the | change later.''
 | It was not until the door had closed behind him that I realized the full
 was Dicky's affair, not mine. I had | paid a bill which he had deliberately l ignored Would he, consider my ac- | tion an unwarrantable interference | with his affairs? I had had glimpses of Dicky's almost ungovernable tenn per, and this mans story had shown
 that he was utterly unreasonable
 when he was annoyed. felt sud- den deadly weariness assail me. There is nothing which so detest and dread
 as scene of any kind. It looked to
 me as if life with Dicky would be one
 disagreement after another.
New Britain herald., 1915-10-15
Veu,s for 7heater G0e7s and Women Readers

detective comes from London and an- nounces MT. Morelad that at tempt is to be made to purioin the ruby. The young American sees dramatic possibilities in this and ex- plains how easily the ruby could be stolen. While they are at dinner, the ruby is stolen in exactly the manner described, The American is at once suspected, as are the Australian and servant.
 The story admits of great possibili- ties. for mystery and suspense the &C., tion is convincing and the interest is absorbing. The humor is clean and purely America.
 The company is an excellent one and includes MT. Fred Graham, the eminent English comedian, MT. Clar- ence Heritage, MT. Daniel Pennell, MT. Curtis Cooksey, Miss Nellie Dent, Miss Phyllis Birkett and others. The production is studiously correct in every particular and magnificent in quality. Seats now selling.
New Britain herald., 1915-10-15
Menu for Tomorrow

Breakfast.
 Fruit. Goldfish Balls
 Saratoga Potatoes Mullins Coffee
 Lunch.
 Sardine Salad. Pop Overs Baked Bananas
 Dinner.
 Tomato Soup. Broiled Fish.
 Maitre d. Hotel Butter Potato Croquettes Caulifower. Celery Mayonnaise. Waters Cheese Corn Starch Blanc Mange
 Coffee Muffins-Beat to cream two table spoonfuls of butter and two of sugar. add two well beaten eggs, one cupful of milk, one scant quart of flour. two teaspoonfuls of baking powder, ard a pinch of salt; beat batter with egg whisk, and pour into hot, well greasad muffin pans. Bake in quick over.
New Britain herald., 1915-10-15
Defending Yourself From Yourself

couldn't think of anyone to give' them to-" she said.
 Why not Mrs. R. ?" someone sug- gested idly.
 Well, I did think of her, but I didn't know how to get them ri her. We could have run over h6 the auto, but that would have made us late and that makes Henry cross" ..
 So She Kept on Explaining.
 Of course that remark would havo closed the incident. but she kept breaking out afresh with explana- tions of why she didn't get the tickets to Mrs. R.
 And when a relative took nd. vantage of a relatives privileges and asked her why she made such fuss about the matter, she said. "I know you think I am selfish"
 Nobody said so."
 "But a matter of fact don't believe any of us would have given the mat ter a second thought if we hadnT heard so much about It. It was e4F- dentiy someone else who thought she had been selfish
 As that someone else had inside was WEM worth needing.
 As it always is.
 Questions and Answers.
 Some while ago you quoted. I think from Stevenson, that not evtn God can forgive a hanger back. Would this hold good in the case Of a man who is not in a position financially to declare himself. but whose hope of being as some day Is about the only anchor he has left7
 Reply-It certainly would. Tell the woman you love her and she will probably be happy to wait with you. Perhaps she loves you and suffe~A because she does not know your fell fngs; perhaps you might lose her If you did not speak. because she might not want to wait on the base chance of love. Give her an anchor, too.
New Britain herald., 1915-10-15
TODAY" COMING TO
 . .LYCEUM, TUESDAY

Today that ingeniously devised and powerfully presented drama or New York life by George Broadhurst and Abraham Schooner, comes to the Russwin Lyceum, Tuesday, Oct. 18th.
 Today is said to be a nicely bal anced com bination of tragedy, path os and humor, dealing with a subject up permost in the public mind--the evil of that worship of wealth which is one of the rampant vices of our time. Graphically and dramatically. TO day. discusses one of the prevalent problems of marriage, unfolding a realistic and gripping story of intense cumulative interest, which finds it's denouement in a sensational climax two minutes before the fall of the final curtain.
New Britain herald., 1915-10-15

Augustin MacHugh who has already contributed at least one successful play, Officer 666,'' to stage literature There is considerable plot to Search , Me-" the following giving a brief out line of the play:
 Anthony Moreland who has defend ed and exonerated a famous Khedive who has been charged with treason, has received in gratitude a famous red ruby valued at twenty thousand pounds. Moreland who is a crank on publicity offers to present the gem to the first royal princess who marries and in consequence creates a great sensation.
 At a house party which he gives at the Firs, Bridgetown, England, there are seven guests present including an American playwright, an Australian millionaire. As they are about to sit down to dinner, Scotland Yard
New Britain herald., 1915-10-15

''Methinks the lady doth protest too much," said the authorman, gently.
 You're an unkind thing" I said, but the shaft went home.
 This was the way of it. Someone had accused me of speaking more sharply than I had a right to about a certain matter, and l had been try ing to argue myself right.
 Though my critic had spoken but a few words. and those half in jest, l had waxed very warm about the matter and had talked at consider able length in my efforts to justify myself. The authorman's gentle comment stemmed the tide. and showed me up to myself.
 I did protest too much, and why
 Not because I had been severely criticised; not because my critic hadn't been easily convinced that I was right; but because I had an- other critic whom I was vainly try ing to convince. And that critic was, of course, myself.
 When You Resent A Criticism
 Look Out.
 When you find that you resent q criticism with unusual bitterness and are particularly anxious to justify yourself, look out. Or. jus tify, look in. Isn't it because he criticism finds an echo in your own conscience?
 An accusation can't hurt so ter. ribly when you know it is unjust 1t is the haunting suspicion that there may be som mething in what the critic says that barbs the arrow of his criticism.
 It's that traitor conscience within the walls that you are fighting, not the enemy without.
 Sometimes people try to justify themselves for something they have not even been accused of doing and that is a sure sign of an uneasy conscience.
 A friend of mine had let some theater tickets go unused. T
New Britain herald., 1915-10-15

their life blood and so retain her beauty.
 Can it be that fate has reincarnated in Theda Bara the souls of these monsters of medieval times? Scien- lists have questioned this most extra ordinary of women tpE secure fresh evidence to support their haIf-proved laws of transmigration of souls; but the result has only been to prove that, though Miss Bara is the great est delineator of evil types on the stage or screen today, she is in real life a sweet wholesome woman who detests the abnormal.
 Dalhart and Irving have a complete new routine of songs which they will render in their own inimitable way.
New Britain herald., 1915-10-15
72!.z1c c,

Fluffy Corn Starch Blanc Mango Scald one pint of milk in a double boiler. Mix together three almost level tablespoonfuls of corn starch. three tablespoonfuls of granuiated sugar and one-quarter of a teaspoon full, of salt Mix to a cream with, cold milk, turn quickly into the hot milk and stir until smoothly thick ened. Cover and cook for forty-hvR minutes Whip the whites of three eggs to stiff, dry froth. Turn into the corn starch. stir and mix lightly for three minutes. add any desired fiavoring and take from the fire. Turn into wetted molds and set aside until cold, then turn out and serve with custard sauce or cream and sugar, This dessert may be varied by aiding the yolks of eggs three minutes before stirring in the beaten whites.
New Britain herald., 1915-10-15

ilar skirt of the stitfest buckram un- der this, to make it stand out
 Yes, my dear of course it's a gigantic pumpkin ...... On it. black velvet is ewed to form the eyes, nose and m outh of the Jack O Lantern
 The waistline is very high, and green chiffon, draped over the shoulders, resembles the leaves of the pump kin ..... Wait until you see it. Why, yes, we'll run over tonight. ....., All right ...,,, Goodbye.
New Britain herald., 1915-10-15

James simms, foreman of the car. penter shop at Russell & Erwin'a. a laid up at his home on Kensingbon otreet with dislocated shoulder. MT Simms was leading his COW to paa& ture by short rope. The animal sud- denly turned and the rope tighteuEd with a jolt sufficient to disiocate Ghe mans shoulder.
New Britain herald., 1915-10-15
By DOROTHY CLARKE

You're going to the Masked Dance on Halloween, aren't you? Good .... Of course, I'm not sup posed to tell any one about my cos tune. but I must tell you ........
 I think it's such a brilliant idea Not at all like the old ghost affairs. ....... .. This is of deep yellow satin. made into a perfectly enormous skirt, which is gathered into hoop at the bottom ..... There is a sim
New Britain herald., 1915-10-15
SEARCH ME" IS
 REFINED COMEDY

The offering at the Lyceum Satur- day matinee and night will be one that will appeal particularly to lovers of refined comedy, i. e., Search Me-. Search Me-" is from the pen of
New Britain herald., 1915-10-15

< ITS. James Murphy of Elm street
 bnfined to her home with a com nd fracture of the left arm ass the lit of slipping on 8 banana peel failing.
New Britain herald., 1915-10-15
THEDA BARA IN
 "SIN" AT FOX'S

The photo-play "Sin," written and produced by Herbert Brenon for Will liam Fox, in which the famous French
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1915-12-03

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tbeil. oab Elm SaItepuntt Der Sdie.
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bic pferbe ni9t aus bem Stale ses
bolt. aIs Der Wasen bes 5reiberrn in
ben 0of einfubr. Der Sberf6rftr
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benn es ifien Elm ni6t seringes grs
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$1.5W; s.
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in Riperiibs, (Sieuer SOC; 81.
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tinRaii; 25 BEL 80 Jub an Der Weits
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Sub an Der Weiiieiis Der Carmen
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Sirabe, $4,000.
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$2325.
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Carmen Strdb., $1,000.
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an Der Carmen Strabe, 5000.
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Shio 2. II. 2. Co., $500.
Sobn aiebling an gecrse Wosrleir
II. glHb.. $1,000.
GIisabetb g. eden, an Guterpriil
.. u. 6. u. &c., $500.
Somss &. Uiorgan an Cabinet 6
u. 3. Co., $3.50.
Senrp Gramann an GeOrge Joppe.
1920.
Catherine pittinser an GamiIp g.
u. go. l, S2700.
gIbert gminerih an Greb. 8
Rillsr, 5000.
Grafton 8. Stefparb on 9aoib J.
GaIsri, S2o6e.50.
Senrp goitman an prpDibeni Sap.
inss .. Il. :. Co., $500.
RelIie 8. 8arrait an DO, S1700.
Guilt aemos an Southern Ohio 6.
u. &. Co.. $3.50.
;yrnHt SolIunber on Gumminspi1s
8. 1t. 9. 60, $3.50.
'isrant 9. glaeB an Spcamore g.
u. 9. Co.. $500.
2melid g9ehmsi.r an prite 5i[l
electric g. II. 6. N., S25O0.
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6. 60, S27O0.
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1890.
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S25o0.
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s7o5.
gauIina IN. wlsper an ai6eral 9.
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sabi. Cont an Rofa Gait.Ilini,
$1,000
Jlor.nts IN. Nnberfon an Delta 8.
d. Co.. S1o50.
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Shio g. II. z. Co., 500
SuIia anelre on RinhsI ape. 6. II.
9. 60. 5000.
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@rpthuns. S2175.
gmiI u. Ssnfri,b IL. 9tnb. an Gotts
Iieb qi[Iie, gre'r, $500.
glliee 9. Sbymdn an Sibnsp 4ps
g. II. g. &c., $1,000.
gt6rabdm GbuIer an 5errb glos
Jierman, S70o.
SetiIgie Sppctbsfen.
5snrp SFierfslb on Wobaipt placs
6. II. 9. Co.. $1,000.
5ba 6. Sabnie an W. 9. aunieI.
$500.
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8. ". Co.. $1,000.
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grpos Dire. 8. il. 9. 60, $2500.
Grafton 8. Gisfpart CT Gudrantss
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9psppsr, $500.
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SObn 8. GOOt an W. q. gcopsr,
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Observation-Disclosures

Die Dominion 2ano so. an 81
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81.
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81.
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6ins aanb aims /. llnterabtbei'
lung, CSteusr $1); $1,000.
grb.n Don Mnrp 3. S'9onn.l,
per Sb.riff, an @iGliam 8. D'Dons
nsIl, 80 BEL 125 SUB an Der ROrbs
isits Der ainsO Strabe, 5tpifdtn Der
aanslanb unb 5ergus Strabe inGums
minspilIe, CSteuer $3.50; $1,000.
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$3.50; 81.
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ter llnterabtb.iluns, (Steuer 50c): 81.
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unb Smpropement Go. DON gaItis
more Giib. Is Cots In 9udtpulfer
nnb GampbeI's llnterabibeiluHg tn
Camp @afbinston, CSteuer $);
$4,000.
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bo.. 8 Cots In 3D. .. Buae's llniers
abtbsilung, .ntlnng Der Wdribal
Qlptnus In Camp Wafbington, (Stsutr
$42.5O; S42.045.
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Sonthern 2ife Sni. So, $1,000.
pauline Wl. Mspsr on Meii Tors
ipoob Q. IL. 6. Co., $3.50.
HoIe 8sder an Deuti9sr 2dnbipebr
9. II. g. &c., $1,000.
glnnd u. 9oosmann an bo., $3.50.
Sobn s. .. 9trbsn3 on Brighton
German 9ant Co., $500.
Oscar gutb an Goutbsrn Cbio
Sapinss gant Co., $4,000.
Sctparb 80. peacod an Gerniania
9. u. SO. 3, $45O0.
Gli5dbetb u. Weber an auroro 6.
II. 3. Co.. $2250,
Soiepb Dsbsr on Warsar.tha Rel
fer, 5000.
@iIidm 6. 0irr an Soutbfibe 9.
II. .. 60, $500.
sitber RuifO an aiberal 8. u. 3.
Co., $500.
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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1915-04-16
PEPS PLEASED WITH RECEPTION

Manager Bill Phillips was delighted
with the reception given his team
here last night. When asked what
he thought about the Dollar Dinner"
celebration he said:
Fine, great. magnificent. Never
saw anything like 1t. No team could
help being a winner with such sup
port"
Manager Phillips, however, kept in
the background at all times, and at
the psychological moment when he
was called on for an address he had
"stolen home"
Ed Reulbach, the former star of the
Chicago Cubs, and one of the greatest
pitchers the game has produced, said
that nothing he had ever attended as
a member of the Chicago National
League champions could compare
with last nights reception.
Even after we had won the world s
championships they never turned out
in Chicago to honor us as they did
last night. And the most impressive
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1915-04-16
SCHAEFER TELLS
OF pep SUCCESS
Explains Why Team Should
Win Flag-Huber Great
est Ever.
BY GERMANY soHAEFER.

Picking the teams on which I play
to win the pennant every spring Is
my speciality. l am the best picker
in the country at picking my team to
win the rag-in other words I'm a
rag picker" Now they all got me
down for being a kiader, boys. Fact
is, l tell so many of them that L
believe them myself and the time
has come where 1t is SO bad that l
blush when I tell the truth. Well
I'm blushing now, crimson, vermil-
lion and carmine are all over my
handsome countenance-when | say
that l think we'll win that ragi
In the first place in DR.. Carl II.
Huber we have the greatest trainer
in the world. / have been rubbed by
the greatest masseurs the big league
magnates' coin could induce to mas
sage a tired athletes muscles;
have visited Bonesetter Reese mot
for my head). l have witnessed the
wonderful work of the most removed
osteopathic physicians, but this Pro-
fessor Huber has them all beat.
A trainer is moro important to a
baseball team than the team itself,
or even a man like me. Ballplayer5
get rubbed by him from the time
they report to thaw out and get sun
burned until the gong rings. They
have so many close rubs that they
are looking for anything In that line
and when it comes to a close rub in
the race their hides are tough.
That's pretty tough, too.
Getting back to baseball l never
saw finer bunch Of young athletes
for speed and general all around
ability A young fellow like myself
can appreciate what 1t means to
have rivals like that and to make
them other fellows with the creaky
hinges yearn for the days when they
were bushers riding in. trolley
leagues and dining a la (peanuD
cart on the way to and from the
balliwicks.
And now having spread the good
word about my new pals allow me
to introduce myself. l am the guy
who is what Ponce De Leon wanted
to be and went in search of when
he found Florida. I am the young
est old man in the major leagues.
They say a man Is no older than
he feels. According to that l am
going to celebrate my eighteenth
birthday ON opening day at Pep
Park. Your presence respectfully re-
quested. See me at Pep Park, boys,
and Judge for yourself what I say
about the Pops and their wonderful
trainor-the celebrated Doctor Karl
Huber, of cincinnati.