New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1915-01-24
THE GOAT AS A PRODUCER OF oP'
PORTUNITIES.


q wonder why Wudthrow kapes him at all,
At all" resumed Malumphy, after a short
pause.
Finneean pulled reAectively "Misther Mel
len tistyhed thot goat was foine ting IN
feenance Beloike it's tn same in politics
Thin It's the foine chanst Wudthrow has,
Pr he's goats enuff clost TO himself" said John.
They'll be handy roun' convinshun tonne
TO say nawthin' iv ilicshun. Ye see, Jawn'
Won an me rades tn pa-spers, an wan siz wan
thin. an another siz tn other thin an tn
divvle q bit do we know. Here we have wan
crowd now siz tn army n navy IS so bum
that Silvy Pankhurst cud put US to slap wild her
Ettle hammer. Somewan else siz we're mt TO
ioigh. fr our loves, an another siz we shud
have disarrmymint, which names no army at
all. An. as I said whaduh we know?
We en- rsde tn Prisidint's message, re-
marked his friend.
"Thrue rr ye we can answers Dionysius,
"an' it's tn talk iv Jack Bunsby, IN ovid
sailor-man-th' manin depinds on tn way ye
lux at IT, Now, ] read that part in Wud-
throws spache twiste, an, take it firm me,
lawn Malumphy, ye en- ssrch me to tn shkin
wild dark lanthern, an tn divvle clue wud
We find 10 what he's dhrivin' at.
Maybe It's tn cabnit" he resumed, as John
remained silent. Sure they're quare bunch,
picked up in quare ways firm places.
"Ye see. whin Wudthrow seen he had
cineh on tn illicshun he sinds fr McCombs,
who had run a winnin' foight fr him. Nc
Combs comes in and finds Wilson an Tumulty
maxim a cyard index TO tn convickshuns ~
III Great Idaylist's lifelong convickshuns on
blue cyards--timp'rary an immerginoy con-
viekshuns on white--th' last bein subject to
change widout notice-like toime-table
"'Sit ye down, Misther McCombs,' siz Will
son. I behave I en- now dispinse wild y'r sar-
vices he siz. an, as Bill Brine amt wearin'
tn cooked hat give him, belize 'twud mt you,
sig he. But 10 show l apprayshyate your Ia
bers. siz Wilson, III appint ye, av I'm illicted,
20 any place know ye can't take an as Nc
Combs goes out to jne the rigmint ~ ex-
irinds iv the great idaylst he mates McAdoo
comm in. an they give aich other tn OF.
well. afther illickshun, tn Prisidin-illict an
MeAdoo was chattin', an tn foormer siz
Bill siz he, sure where'll l fond tn min iv
ability an repytashun to help run me guv'-
minto Divvle wan en- l find f'r Sictery iv
IN Navy wno knows torpedo boat firm
gravy boat. Wud yer expayrence at Jarsey
City an Hoboken an Pavony fit y'rsep fr tn
job?' he asks.
81 hear ye're goan TO rearganize tn fee
nances.' siz MeAdoo.
I've that great refsrm in oon-tim-plsy-
shun, siz Wudthrcw.
Thin, av it's all IN same to you, Ill take
the Three-asury' siz Bill fr l fsle that me
ianyus lays in that same dreckshun, he siz.
"'Yere on siz Wudthrow, but what tn
divvle will do fr III navy? Dye know Nv
an imminent Dimmyorat who knows the log
that pokes out firm tn bow firm the whaddye-
callit that ye steer wild?
49, lis hard wan siz Bill, meditatin' like.
This a gink is ed'ter iv "Th' Rayley Moose"
might do ye He's travelled on tn Cape Fear
an Yadkin Valley Rroad, an he seen Pima
fore" six times in his yout.
"A Dsnyiel come 20 judgment siz tn Pris-
idint-illct. we've said a mout-iul,' siz Nc
Adoo. Fr his name is Dsnyiels, an he's a
great Pro-bish-nist' 'Foine,' siz Wudthrow.
"Tis him an Bill Brine will pull shtrong oar
wild sig he. a ssrtin oneddycsted class, he
siz
"Weu lawn. iv carse Brine had cinch
OWN tc what happened at Bslty-more, an so
he an Wudthrow an McAdoo went huntin'
fr i.nmnint Dimmycrsts fr tn Csb'nit When
thor got done. be this an be that, Teddy wid