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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26

them neutral and scatters those peculiar
formations In tho nerve centers that
cause such mystlfying and often baffllng
rheumatic pains.
And best OF all this remarkable remedy
Is welcome to the weakest stomach. II
you havo drugged yourself until your
stomach Is nearly paralyzed, you win be
astonished to find that s, s, s. gives no
sensation but goes right to work. This Is
because Il is pure vegetable infusion, Is
taken naturally into your blood Just as
pure air Is inhaled naturally into your
lungs.
Get a bottle OF S. s, S, today. and ask
for S. s. S.
You may depend upon II that tho store
that sells you what you ask for is good
place 10 trade, Write to the Swift
Specific Co. s0i Swift Bldg. Atlanta, Ca.
for their Book on rheumatism.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Never NeoIect a Cold.

Every cold, especially in young
child, should be considered serious.
The possibility and the frequent oc-
currence of complications such as mid
die ear inflammation, Inflammation In
one of the accessory sinuses of the
nose, broncho pneumonia or lobar
pneumonia must always be a subject
for consideration and prevention II
possible.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
More Severe Punishment,

Lawyer Ito fair client)-"Don't you
think this cash offer Of $4,000 from
the defendant is a fair compromise
for your wounded heart? Isn't pry-
ing that old tightwad from his twenty
thousand shiny ducats punishment
enough for his breach of promise?"
Client-"No, indeed! / want him to
marry me!"-Judge.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26

Gold or silver watch chains can be
cleaned with very excellent result,
no matter whether they be mat or
polished, by laying them for few Sec
onds in pure aqua ammonia. They
should then be rinsed In alcohol. and
finally shaken in clean sawdust, free
from sand. Imitation gold and plated
chains should be cleaned in benzine,
then rlnsed in alcohol, and afterward
shaken in dry sawdust.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Gets Right Twist
On Rheumatism
Makes Short Work Of Cleaning Out Your Entire
Sysfem-Aches and Pains Go Fast.
MSS s. You Get Twist on Rheumatism that Settles It.

Many rheumatic sufferer has been TO
the drug store for bottle of S. s. S. and
been handed something claimed TO be
Just as good" Truly, TO ask for bread
md be given stone is still in practice.
II you are troubled with rheumatism In
any form be sure TO use s. s. s, and note
its wonderful influence.
8. 8. 8. has tho peculiar action Of soak.
Ing through the intestines directly into
the blood. In five minutes its influence is
nt work In every artery. vein and tiny
capillary. Every membrane, every organ
of the body, every emunctory becomes in
eject filter to strain the blood OF i'm.
purities. The stimulating properties OF s.
8. 8. compel the skin. liver. bowels, kid
neys. bladder TO all work TO the one end
OF casting out every irritating. every pain.
innicting atom OF poison; It dislodges by
irrigation all accumulations In the joints,
oaiises acid accretlons to dissolve. renders
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Railroad Head Sentenced.

Jerseyville, Ill. - Edgar M. Davis,
president of the Alton, Jacksonville &
Peoria Electric railroad, was sentenced
Tuesday to an indeterminate term Of
one to IA years in the Illinois state
prison at Chester.
He had been convicted Of appropri-
ating $49,0 from the property of his
mother-in-law, for whom he was
trustee.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
MARRIAGE.

Voltaire, in his Philosophical Die.
tionary," says: "The more married
men you have the fewer crimes there
will be. Examine the frightful col
umns Of your criminal calendar; you
will find there o hundred youths exc.
cuted to one father OF family. Mar.
rlage Tenders men more virtuous and
more wise The father Of family is
not willing to blush for his children;
he is afraid to make shame their in.
heritance.'
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
RESINOL A HEALING
HOUSEHOLD OINTMENT

The same soothing, healing. anti
septic properties that make resinol
ointment Il standard prescription for
skin eruptions, also make ii the ideal
household remedy for burns, scalds,
cuts, wounds, sores, chafings, pimples,
blackheads. irritations, and score OF
other troubles which constantly arise
In every home, especially whore there
are children. That is why resinol oint'
ment should be on your medicine
shelf. ready for instant use. Sold by
all druggists. ADV.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Worth Whlle Quotation.

Anyone can carry his burden how
ever heavy, till nightfall. Anyone can
do his work.. however hard, for one
day Anyone can live sweetly patient
ly, lovingly, purely, till the sun goes
down. And this Is all that life ever
really means" SELECTED
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
PORTLAND SEED CO.
Northwestern Agents for KOW.KURE.
Portland, Oregon.
Epltaph Mlsinterpreted.

A neighbor's little daughter, after
looking for some time at Shakes
peare's epitaph, which hung over the
professors fireplace, ran home. "Oh,
mammal" she said, "the B-s have
the Sstrangest sign in their living
room. 1t says, For Gods sake don't
disturb the dust Boston Trans.
script
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Trick OF Cuckoo and cowblrd.

The English cuckoo, like the Ameri-
an cowbird, leaves its single egg in
he nests OF birds much smaller than
tself, like the hedge sparrow, the pied
Eagtail and the meadow pipit When
he young cuckoo--a veritable giant
q comparison with its nestmates-is
few days old 1t pushes it's compan-
ons out of the nest, and then becomes
he sole object of the care Of its tiny
oster parents.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Lively Town.

First Boomer-"You fellows have no
git-up about you at all. Why don't
you have photographs Of your town
taken, like we did? Are you ashamed
of it?" Rival Boomer-"Naw, that
amt the reason at all. I want you to
understand, young fellah, that our
town don't stand still long enough to
be photographed. d."-Terre Haute Ex'
press.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26

Have Healthy, Strong, Beautiful Eyes
Oculists and Physicians used Murine Eye
.emedy many years before 1t was offered as
domestic Eye Medicine. Murine is Still Com
ounded by Our Physicians and guaranteed
y them as Reliable Relief for Eyes that Need
are. Try 1t In your Eyes and In Baby's Eyes
10 Smarting-Just Eye Comfort. Buy Murine
fyour Druggist accept no Substitute, and II
aterested write for Book OF the Eye Free.
IUHINE EYE REMEDY CO., CHICAGO
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
what Made the Difference.

Husband-"Be reasonable, dear! Al
exander the Great drank more than |
do! So did Peter the Great, Adolphus
the Great, the great Bismarck, and"
Wife-"Oh, indeed! And were they
buyers for Goldburg & Vladimer at
thirty a week ?"-Town Topics.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Afraid Of Kidney Trouble
The Remedy.

In 1908 was taken very sick with
kidney trouble and being afraid, went
to prominent physician at Liberty
vile, Iowa. After doctoring for some
time without cure or relief l began the
use of Swamp-Root and found imme-
diate relief. After using several bot
ties which bought of Jericho's Drug
Store of Fairfield, Iowa, became a
well man and can honestly say that
have never had any signs or return
of any Kidney trouble. l am SO CRATE
full toward your medicine that | never
hesitate to recommend it to anyone
know who is suffering with Kidney
trouble.
Yours very truly,
MACE CLINKINBEARD,
Fairfield, Iowa.
State Of Iowa ..."
Jefferson County IS.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
by the said Mace Clinkenbeard and
the signature acknowledged to be gen
uine by him this 18th day Of July,
1909.
CHARLES s. GRAIL,
Notary Public.
In and for said County and State.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Camps New and Old.

At an auction sale In New York city
recently an oriental rug sold for $2,-
700; 1t was bought for a private
camp" Shades of Kit Carson, Davy
Crockett and other pioneers in camp
life will please take notice and reflect
on the change in standards since
"roughing it" first became popular.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Something Of a "sIam.u

Mandy-"What fob yo' been goin' to
ie post office so reg'lar? Are you cor
responding wifi some other female? ?"
Rastus-"N Nope, but since All been
,eadin' in de papers bout desc CON
Icience funds All kind Of thought All
night possibly git lettah from dat
ninistah what married us.-Topeka
Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
For Better or Worse.

"Why did you send your sweetheart
to the wilds of Africa to hunt dia.
monds" 1.-TWO reasons-he might
come back with fortune or he might
not come back at all."-Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Too render.L1earted.

Some men, said Uncle Eben, "is
80 tender-hearted dat dey is almost
willin' to make trouble fob friend,
jes' to show how kind an sympathiz
In dey kin be-"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Daily Thouuht.

The mind that is cheerful in it's
present state will be adverse to all
solicitudes to the future, and will
meet the bitter occurrences of life
with O placid smile.-Horace.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
ENVIRONMENTS Almost Abolished.

Pasteur's discovery of the treat
ment for hydrophobla was due to ex-
periments on animals. Before this the
death rate was from 6 to IA per cent
in different parts of the world. 1t is
now less than one per cent.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Daily Thought.

Silence is the ambrosial night In the
intercourse of friends, In which their
sincerity is recruited and takes deep
er root. The language Of friends
is not words. but meanings. 1t is an
intelligence above language.-Thoreau.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26

Many man who sighs to be an In
dependent farmer kicks like anything
when he happens to wake up some
morning In time to hear the milkman.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26

A woman may call man who pays
her compliments a fatterer, but she
likes to believe him. Just the same
Albany Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Serves Him RIaht.

The difference between a crank and
q gentleman is that the latter always
agrees with you, while the crank new
er agrees with anyone-not even him
Schenectady Union-Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26

The wife generally knows when the
old man needs haircut, but that is no
sign that she should be intrusted with
the job.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Same Thing.

Doctor-"You must go away for a
long rest" Overworked Merchant
"But, doctor I'm too busy to get
away" Doctor-"Well, then, you must
stop advertising"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
PORTLAND, OREGON


A distinguished theologian was in
vited to give an address before a
Sunday school. The divine spoke for
over an hour, and his remarks were
too deep to comprehend. At the con-
clusion the superintendent, according
to custom, requested some one in the
school to name an appropriate hymn
to be sung. "Sing Revive Us Again,
shouted a boy In the rear of the room.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26

Paraguay has valuable forest re
sources, the most important of which
is quebracho. particularly rich ip
tannin.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Daily Thouaht.

Politeness appears to have been in
vented to enable people who would
naturally fall out, to live together in
peace,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26

Everybody looks at the first name
on subscription list before signing
1t, Don't know whether it's humap
trait or an idiosyncrasy.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
How Perfectly Horrld!

When lady insists on keeping on
her hat in a theater, doesn't she af'
ford ground for the suspicion that she
hasn't got pretty hair?-Charleston
News and Courier.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26

Constipation causes and seriously ag-
gravates many diseases. 1t is thor
oughly cured by DR.. Pierce's Pellets.
Tiny sugar-coated granules.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
RUBBER STAMPS 8 stissII'; Eel sEsmss, Rsstss
Nothlna to Be Thankful For.

Those favored few who, by their
rank or their riches, are exempted
from all exertion, have no reason to
be thankful for the privilege. 1t was
the observation Of this necessity that
led the ancients to say that the gods
sold us everything but gave us moth
ing.--Charles Cotton.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Daily Thouaht.

God is better served in resisting a
temptation to evil than in many formal
prayers.-Wllliam Penn.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26

Always shake in Aliens Foot Ease, powder.
Y cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet.
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. Al
all druggists and shoe steres, Csc. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy N. Y.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26

Optimistic Thought.
II we have the resolution to hold
fast In our hour of trial. from this very
firmness serenity returns.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Imaginary Ills.

Sorrow itself is not so hard to bear
as the thought OF sorrow coming,
Airy ghosts that work no harm do
terrify us more than men in steel
with bloody purposes,-Aldrich.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Letter 70
DR.. Kilmer g. Co.,
BinghantCn, N
Prove What Swamp-Root viii Do F,

Prove What Swamp-Ro0t Will Do For You
Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer C Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y, for sample size
bottle. 1t will convince anyone. You
will also receive booklet of valuable
information, telling about the kidneys
and bladder. When writing, be sure
and mention this paper. Regular fif-
ty-cent and one-dollar size bottles for
sale at all drug stores,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26

Universal Desire.
All men desire to be immortal
Theodore Parker.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Optimistic Thouoht.

Optimistic Thought.
We mount on the ruins of cherished
schemes to find our failures sue
cesses.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Uncle Eben.

Uncle Eben.
when man Is his own worst en-.
emy," said Uncle Eben, 'it's generally
because he amt got energy enough
to pick out an enemy dat 'ud be hard
to lick"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
Those Of Middle Age Especially.

When you have found remedy for the horrors that
Cypress you during change of life when through the long
hours of the day seems though your back would break
when your head aches constantly you are nervous de-
pressed and suffer from those dreadful bearing down palms.
don't forget that Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
is the safest and surest remedy and has carried hundreds
Of women safely through this critical period.
Read what these three women say:
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES

ADVERTISE-20 words in 100 monthes, 81. Sam
pie magazine free. Cope Agency, St. Louis. Mo.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26
From Mrs. Hornung, Buffalo. N. Y.


BUFFALO YsI am writing to let know how much your
medicine has done for failed terribly during the winter
and summer and every remarked about appearance
fered from female trouble and always had pains in back
appetite and at times very weak.
visiting friends house day and she thought needed
Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable Compound have gained
eight pounds have good appetite and am feeling better
Pnkham Vegetable Compound You publish this you
wish and hope others who have the complaint will see it
get health from medicine did"Mrs A. HoRNUNe 81
Stanton St., Buffalo, N. Y.
Made Me Well and Strong.
MAoEDoN MY all down very thin in flesh ner-
yous appetite could not sleep and weak and felt badly all
the me The doctors said had blood and what had
turning to water took different medicines which did help
but Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable Compound made well and
strong, and recommending it to my Mrs FRED
CHACE, r. No. 2 Macedon NY.
The Change of Life.
BELTsvnLE Mn"B the of Lydia Pnkham's Vegetable
Compound have successfully passed through trying time
the Change of Life suffered with weakness had stay
bed three days at time Lydia Pnkham Vegetable Compound
other who suffer Mrs w. S. DUvAII, Route l.
Beltsvile Md.
For 30 years Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable go SSSA
Compound has been the standard NV V&%AVM
male ills. No one sick with wOmans ailments m ~ ~&ANM
does justice to herself she does Va ~
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1915-03-26

For 80 years Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has been the standard remedy for fe-
male ills. No one sick with woman's ailments
does justice to herself If she does not try this f-
nous medicine made from roots and herbs, it
has restored s0many suffering women to health.
EE@sWrite to LYDIA E.PINKHAM MEDICINRCO.
Z (C0NFIDENTIAI( LYNN, MASS., for advice.
Your letter will be opened, read and answered
by woman and held in strict confidence.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-05-16
BY Lady Duff. Gordon.

~ UTE naturally II we go back to
I Victorian fashions in dresses
We must 90 back to Victorian
fashions for coverings of the dresses.
The distinguishing mark of Victorian
styles was fulness. A woman had o
lot 20 cover her. The fashions Of the
moment are also full fashions at
least 80 far as the skirts are con-
eerned. The wraps. therefore, which
are to cover the ILLNESSES must be
large and loose.
But besides the Victorian inspiration
there are in many Of my wraps adapta-
lions from the churches. AS l have
often remarked In these articles, beauty
is universal. It has no right to be
confined to any one thing, and no one
class should have the monopoly Of it.
Beauty Is not a rigid thing that must
dwell only in one place. It b like the
wind or the water. that 60 where they
listeth.
II Is the same way with ideas. Any
idea which is a real idea can be taken
from any place and be made to give
full value in any other place. There
fore It is that the stiff cope which is
so solemn on the shoulders Of it's
wearer during ritual becomes only
charming on the shoulders OF a woman
las you can see by docking at the
large picture at the right OF this page.
This wrap fits only around the shout
ders. Actually there is no collar at
all. The modified pelerine breaks the
stiffness. There are no sleeves. The
arms simply come out Of two holes on
the side. This wrap itself is Of shot
taifeta, striped after the ordinary bed
ticking design. Little knots Of flowers
fall from its points and give the neces-
sary touch Of iightness 20 dts some
what hierarchical lines.
In the figure in the left hand corner
the religious suggestion b little more
emphasized In the facing and ends Of
the sleeves, and also In the flowing
ILLNESSES Of the wrap itself. This wrap
is distinctly not conarless. but H. has
the new collar shape. This collar rtses
almost TO the ears, bet II fits only four
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-05-16

all stiffness and grotesQueness disap-
pear The hat is really what might be
called harmonizer. By intensifytng
the quality OF line 1t resolves both
wrap and hat into one harmonious
whole.
And Just as a plain hat with this
wrap would take away from the beauty
of the wrap itself. 50 would q plain
wrap with this hat intensity the irres-
ularity Of the hat and make It at least
partly gr0tesque.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-05-16

ICES with the hrst wrap. In
this whole costume we really
have a study in line and its
harmonies. The cut OF the
wrap and the gatherings OF
Delerine and armhole facings
are irregular. A perfectly
stiff, plain hat would only ae-
centuate these irregularities,
perhaps to the pitch OF dis.
harmony. But the hat, with
its extraordinary Irregulari-
ties and its pufted-out plume.
mobiles the wrap-Iust as
the wrap itself modifes the
hat. The consequence b a
pleasing harmony, in which
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-05-16

UTE naturally II we go back to
Victorian fashions in dresses
We must 90 back to Victorian
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1915-05-16

inches from the neck.
And this Is a feature Of all the new
collars. A few Of the tailored suits
have their collars close. fitting like
mems, but the majority do not begin to
fit. as have said. until point ct least
four inches from the neck Dc reached.
The collars may be as high as you like.
Some Of my wraps have them as high
as the eyes. They cover quite half
the back Of the head.
But to return to this wrap. Il ID Of
figured damssk. while the brocaded
rose pattern ribbons face the sleeves
both front and ends. The ribbon hangs
from the wrist with quite churchly
suggestion that has only the faintest
touch OF the ecclesiastical. Its feat
ure L. the pelerine with the charming
little bow just between the shoulder
blades. II is Of blue shot messaline.
hope you will note how cliarminsIy
the hat, so curious In itself. harmon
HRaa NTH AhA At r
The Yale expositor., 1915-01-07
STOP BUYING EXPENSIVE
COUGH REMEDIES
Make the Best at Home

Money spent for the old style, ready.
made, cough syrups in bottles holding
only to 21s ounces is very largely
wasted because most of them are COM
posed principally of sugar and water.
Yet you have to pay the same price as
though it was all medicine. Stop vast
ing this money. You can make bet
ter cough medicine at home at one
fifth the cost. Merely go 10 Matthews
& Nights Drug Store and ask for
ounces (50c WORTHY of Schiffmans Con-
centrated Expectorant. Mix this with
one pint of graduated sugar and one
half pint of boiling water, which makes
a full pint &c ounces). This new, sim
pie, pleasant remedy is guaranteed to
relieve the worst cough or cold. Also
excellent for Bronchial Asthma, Bron-
chltis, Group, hoarseness and whooping
cough. One bottle will make enough
home made cough medicine to probab-
~ last the whole family the entire win.
ter. Children like ii, it is so pleasant
to take and it positively contains no
chloroform, opium, morphine or other
narcotics as do most cough mixtures.
Keep it on hand in case of emergency
and stop each cough before it gets a
firm hold. The above druggists have
been authorized to return the money in
every single case where it does not give
perfect satisfaction or is not found the
best remedy ever used. Absolutely no
risk is run in buying this remedy under
this positive guarantee.