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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
KNOW NOW
And VIII Never Forget the Experience.

The coffee drinker who has suffered
and then been completely relieved by
changing from coffee to Postum knows
something valuable. There's no doubt
about it.
Il learned the truth about coffee in a
peculiar way" says California wom'
an. my husband who has, for years,
been of bilious temperament decided
to leave off coffee and give Postum a
trial, and as did not want the trouble
of making two beverages for meals |
concluded to try Postum, too The re-
suits have been that while my husband
has been greatly benefited, have my
self received even greater benefit
when l began to drink Postum l
was thin in flesh and very nervous.
Now I actually weigh 16 pounds more
than I did at that time and l am
stronger physically and In my nerves,
while husband is free from all his ails.
1--WE have learned our little lesson
about Postum, too, for we have used
Postum now steadily for the last three
years and we shall continue to do so,
I'VE have no more use for coffee
the drug drink. We prefer Postum and
health"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich Read THE Road to Well
VILE in pkgs.
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum-must be we'll boiled,
i5c and CSC packages.
instant 2ostun,-is soluble powder.
A teaspoonful dissolves quickly ii 3
cup Of hot water and. with cream and
sugar, rnakes a delicious beverage In.
stantiy. Soc and SOC tins
The cost per cup of both kinds 10
about the same.
There's g Reason for Postum.
s-Snid by Grncarr
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Bean Pot Roast.

Take one pound Of beef. cheap cut
is Just as good If it is free from veins.
Cut in pieces about an inch square.
Put in all the fat, too. Put in a
bean pot, just cover with water and
put in the oven. AS water boils away
add a little more. When about half
done add little salt. When ready to
serve take from oven and put it in
the spider. Thicker with little -four
mixed with water. The gravy is a rich
brown.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
TO THE OUTER DARKNESS
Never See the Light, for Coed
and Sufficient Reasons.

Flashlight pictures Of gregarious
diners never. never should be taken
anyhow. But there was one which
was taken and destroyed forthwith.
and thereby hangs a tale. The dinner
was in honor of a churchnan Of epis-
copompous degree. He sat at the
head table. next the tosstmaster. and
was prominent In respect to his ro-
tundity and the badness Of his head.
Came the photographer man, sum.
moned the diners to attention-pouf!
and all was done.
But the episcopompous one was in
attentive. He had just dropped his
cigar case and was making a pro-
digious effort to recover it from the
floor when the pouf came.
The photographer brought his fin
ished picture and the chairman looked
at it and took him by the arm.
NO." he said. "No. Oh, no. Take
this twenty-dollar bill, my young man,
and bring me the plate smashed In
little pieces forthwith"
For the truthful lens had recorded
the episcopompous guest in the act
Of sliding under the table.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

product, and that
by the practically
unanimous con-
sent Of all who
have knowledge
Of him. The man.
ifestations that
belong to the hui
man nature OF
Jesus Christ are
a d m ire and
praised. He was
a gre a t teacher
and exemplifer
Of the highest
morals, Of the
most generous
disnosition even
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Becinninu the Day,

Lord, help me to forget the graves
along my backward way-the graves
Of dead hopes, Of persisted ambitions,
OF lost loves. Let the sun sparkle on
them, the grass grow green over them );
cover them up with flowers. May there
come out Of their depths for me only
a devouter spirit; tender apprecia.
ton and gentler grace. Araen.-H
NJ. E.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
MOTHER! LOOK At
CH|LD'S TONGUE
If cross, feverish, constipated,
give "CaIifornia Syrup
of Figs"

A laxative today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels, which become clogged up with
waste, liver gets sluggish; stomach
sour.
Look at the tongue, mother! If coat.
ed, or your child Is listless. cross, few
erish, breath bad, restless, doesn't eat
heartily, full Of cold or has sore throat
or any other children's ailment. give
teaspoonful OF "California Syrup Of
Figs" then don't worry. because it Is
perfectly harmless. and in few hours
all this constipation poison, sour bile
and fermenting waste will gently
move out of the bowels, and you have
q well. playful child again. A thor
ough inside cleansing" Is ofttimes all
that is necessary. 1t should be the
FIRST treatment given in any sickness.
Beware Of counterfeit fig syrups,
Ask at the store for 50.cent bottle OF
"California Syrup Of Figs" which has
full directions for babies, children OF
all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

when Filbers goes fishing and fails
to catch anything he say So
'Marvelous!''
: If he stays out late, and his wife
asks him what he's been doing he
says that he has been drinking liquor
and playing poker" =
'Incredible! What does he say
when asked about the salary he gets?"
"Oh, he's like other men In that re,
spect. He doubles the figure"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Dreamed Sardines.

Remove skin and bones from two
boxes Of sardines, then add four finely
chopped hard-boiled eggs, five table
spoonfuls Of bread crumbs. two table.
spoonfuls of melted butter. one and
one-fourth cupfuls of milk, one-half
saltspoonful of salt, big dash of red
pepper. Heat this mixture to a boil
ing point. then pour 1t over four slices
Of buttered toast
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Anyhow, He Tried.

The dinner was given by colored
man named Ebenezer White, and the
guest of the evening was George
Washington Green, chief deacon Of
the little church that White occasion
ally attended.
Grace, Of course, was eloquently
said: and at its conclusion Mr.. White
began to carve the chicken. Then
Deacon Green became facetious.
"Brudder White" he smilingly re-
marked, do dat nex'-do' neighbor OBJ
you'n keep chickens?"
mo, sah," came the prompt re-
Spouse Of Mr. White, as he deftly
pried loose well-roasted wing; "but
he try hard huff to keep 'em!"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
IS EPILEPSY coNoUERED7
New Jersey Physician Said to Have
Many Cures to His Credit.

Red Bank, N. J. (SpeciaD .-Advices
from every direction fully confirm pre-
vicus reports that the remarkable
treatment for epilepsy being admins.
tered by the consulting physician OF
the Kline Laboratories, of this city, is
achieving wonderful results. Old and
stubborn cases have been greatly bene-
flied and many patients claim to have
been entirely cured.
Persons suffering from epilepsy
should write at onco to Kline Labora-
tories. Branch 4s, Red Bank, N. J., for
a supply Of the remedy. which is be-
Ing distributed gratuitously.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Lobster Outlets.

Melt one teaspoonful of butter, add
two tablespoonfuls of -four and cook
thoroughly. Add one cupful of boil
ing water and cook until thick, stir
ring constantly. Add two 1upfuls of
chopped lobster meat. Season with
salt, paprika, lemon juice and minced
parsley. Take from the fire, ado the
beaten yolk of an egg and COOL Shape
into outlets, lip into egg and crumbs
and fry in deep fat. Stick a lobster
claw into the small end OF each cut
let.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Human Nature.

MY landlady has the right idea
about running boarding house"
"Yes?'
You never hear anybody complain.
ing of the service at her house"
"Indeed?"
That's the truth. Instead of CIV
ing her boarders a chance to com.
plain, she makes them think she's
doing them q favor to let them stay
there and the result is that they
would put up with almost any incop,
venience rather than leave"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Relief for Sufferinn chiidren-

Relief for Suffering Children.
The mother heart of the members
Of the National Congress Of Mothers
was touched by the pathetic reports
Of mothers and children suffering in
the war zone, and at the executive
board meeting In Atlantic City, N. J.,
1t was unanimously voted to send 5000
to buy pure milk for the children of
noncombatants who are starving.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
For Cleaning silver.

Precipitated chalk is excellent for
cleaning furnished silver. Place a
little in saucer and add just enough
LIQUID ammonia to moisten It. Rub
this lightly over the silver. and the
stains will quickly disappear. Then
wash In hot suds, dry carefully, and
polish with a clean chamois leather.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
"CASCARETS' FOR
LIVER, BOWELS
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a 10-cent box now.

No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable and uncomfort.
able you are from constipation, indiges-
ton, biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach, liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight; put an end to the
headache, biliousness, dizziness, nerv'
BUSINESS, sick, sour, gassy stomach,
backache and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs of all the
bile, gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 10-cent box means health, happi.
ness and clear head for months.
No more days of gloom and distress
if you will take Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little in
sides need q cleansing, too. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Views of Little Folks.

In the spelling class Mona was asked
to define animals"
Anything that has fur or hair, or
walks on four legs" she said.
'Not necessarily" corrected the
teacher. There are two-legged ami
mails, which have feathers or smooth
skins. Birds are animals. and so are
people; you are an animal"
WELL" remarked Mona, Il always
knew that boys were animals, but
didn't think girls we're, too"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Darkness Sometimes Necessary.

AS the plant must have the rest and
darkness of night, so the soul must
have it's night Of silence, its starlit
heaven Of peace. where it can hide
from all save the all-seeing eyes,
Selected.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Free to Our Reader.

FREQ TO Our Readers
Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, for
tspage illustrated Eye Book Free. Write all
about your Eye Trouble and they will advise
as to the Proper Application Of the Murine
Eye Remedies in Your Special Case. Your
Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves
Sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't
Smart soothes Eye Pain. and sells for 5oc.
Try II In Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes for
scaly Eyelids and GranuLatiop. Adv. -.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

feet and what did do was by great
effort. could not sleep at night ind
of course felt very bad in the morning,
and had a steady headache.
'.After taking the second bottle no
ticed that the headache was not so bad,
rested better, and my nerves were
stronger. / continued its use until it
made a new woman Of me, and now
can hardly realize that I am able to do
80 much as do. Whenever I know any
woman in need of q good medicine !
highly praise Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound" - Mrs. FRANK
CLARK, 3146 N. Tulip St., Richmond, Pa.
Women Have Been Telling Women
for forty years how Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has restored their
health when suffering with female ills.
This accounts for the enormous demand
for it from coast to coast. If you are
troubled with any ailment peculiar to
women why don't you try Lydia p.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound? It
will pay you to do so. Lydia E. Pink
ham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
rr1x1R RAnEK A coon TONIC

ELIXIR BABEK A GOOD TONIC
And Drives Malaria out of the System.
your sBabek' acts like magic: have
given II to numerous people in my par
ish who were suffering with chills. ma
laria and fever. I recommend 1t to those
who are sufferers and in need OF good
tonic"-Rev. s. Szymanowski. St
Stephens Church, Perth Anboy. N. J.
Elixir Babek SO cents, all druggists or
by Parcels Post prepaid from Kloczew-
ski & Co., Washington, D. G.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
A Chance.

Lend me five dollars. will you old
chap?"
Haven't got 1t. But I'll tell you
what I'll do. I'll lend you the five I
lent Jobson year ago If you can col.
lect it."-Boston Transcript
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Raw Carrots.

Take nice, fresh, crisp carrots,
scrape and put through food chop
per, using the coarse knife. To each
pint OF carrots add two tablespoonful
melted butter, one teaspoonful sugar
and salt to taste. Serve on lettuce
leaves.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
WOMAN WOULD
NOT. Give UP
Though Sickand Suffering; At
Last Found Help in Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound.
Richmond, Pa. =" When I started
taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable

COMPOUND ! was IN a
dreadfully rundown
state of h ealth,
b ad internal ttou-
bles, and was so ex-
tremely nervous and
Frustrated that if ]
had given in to my
feelings ! would
have been in bed.
As it W S ! h ad
hardly strength at
ksr,a, 10 ho m v,1y
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Mince Pie,

Line pie plate with rich crust, put
In mince meat and cover with lattice
work Of crust. Just before serving.
pour a little brandy over the top.
light, and send to table while blaz.
IN
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Ein and Nut Salad.

Cook a few pulled figs and. when
cold, slice in thin slices. add a few
blanched and chopped almonds and
dispose on leaves of lettuce Serve
with a cream dressing.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Strictly Business,

Strictly Bue1nesS.
There goes girl who spends
hours before her mirror, yet nobody
accuses her of being vain"
That's singular"
mot when you know the faotA
She's q lady barber"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
National CONGRESS Of Mothers

National Congress Of Mothers.
The National Congress Of Mothers
and Parent-Teachers associations at
their recent executive board meeting
In Atlantic City. NJ j., started Ma
tional Congress of Mothers endow-
ment fund, $4,000 having been sub
scribed for that purpose.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Fried Rice.

Pack well-cooked rice in a fat bak-
ing pan When cold, cut into two-inch
squares, dredge with -four and fry
brown in drippings. Serve with a dash
Of paprika.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

Diagnosed.
Flow did you know your patient
had appendicitis, doctor?"
Il operated on him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

Sometimes food for thought Is sup.
piled by ones inability to get enough
Of the other kind.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
wbv Mot n This Hammered

Why Not, II This Happened7
A Yale professor who died the 9th
er day left an estate valued at $975r
900. The first thing we know a news
paper reporter Is going to die and
leave his widow 100000 In gild-edgs
securities and not less than 100000
life insurance.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

Who ever saw a free show that
didn't have some kind of string at.
tached to It?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Odd

It IS odd that the man who speaks
without thinking is the one most apt
to say what he thinks.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Parauuay's Forest Wealth

Paraguay has valuable forest re-
sources, the most important of which
is quebracho. particularly rich in
tannin.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

The Cause.
What made your wiIe give up her
idea of being a new woman?"
1.-THE new baby"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
GETTING II Done,

Getting 1t Done.
You can't get anything done unless
you do it yourself. And usually you
can't do it yourself very well.-E. w,
Howe's Monthly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

Never give up" is good motto.
but the minister would hesitate to
preach it just before the collection
plate Is passed.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Careless.

Careless.
Il see by your sign that you are q
dispensing chemist"
Eyes, sir"
what do you dispense with?"
with accuracy, sir"
Il thought so. That last prescrip.
ton had made up here nearly killed
my wife"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Daily ThouQht.

If man has nothing to reproach
himself with, he eau bear anything
Phillips Brooks,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

Munster province. Ireland, contains
360,152 hogs.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

Patience and determination will
win for most of US nine battles out
Of ten-W Stewart R0vStOn
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

Stubborn Colds and irritated Bronchial
Tubes are easily relieved by Deans Men
sholated Cough Drops-5c at Druggists
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Three Things
That Offend
By REV. ]. n. RALSTON
Sscsetary Of Correspondents Departnens
Moody Billie Institute, Ctnesso

TEXT-And the word was made flesh
John TIA.
Let him now come down from the cross,
and we will believe flina.--Matt. 27:42.
We will not have this man to reign over
us.-Luke 1871!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

Had Grudse Against Both.
Blox-What is your private opinion
Of old Groucherly?
. Knox-Well, he's just the man I'd
like to see my mother-in-law marry.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

Switzerland Is clamoring for wider
market for cheese.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

Iquique, Chile, is to be given wa
ter supply at government expense.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Passed Up

How did the poker scene In the
play go?"
Never got a hand" .,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

Guatemala is increasing consump-
ton of graniteware.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Had Their Plans Made,

Had Their Plans Made.
when we were married, Henry, you
said nothing would ever ruffie the Sc
renity of our lives"
That's what thought at the time.
but your relatives knew better"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

It isn't age SO much as how man
has lived, that shows in his face
Albany Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

The Only Result.
Did you raise anything on your
promise to pay?"
ooh, yes: a laugh"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

Many a man Is such an enthusiast
that you can't even dampen his odor
with drink.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26

The personality Of Jesus Christ
stands out as the worlds greatest
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1915-02-26
Qualified to Speak.

Qualified to Speak.
Il have been talking to natural
list about life in the trenches"
what does a naturalist know
about life in the trenches?"
This one knows great deal. He's
thoroughly familiar with the habits
of moles, field mice and other burrov
ing animals"
The Washington herald., 1915-01-24

Here's Croydon at last; I'll have to
hurry. And another few minutes should
give us the incstimable pleasure of Mr..
Nikolai ParavetCh's society and acquaint-
ance."
Another five minutes did give him the
inestimable pleasure. and another still
greater pleasure also. for. even as he en-
tered the room, he found himself in the
company of the woman dearest to him
on earth. and for the minute he could
scarcely believe his own eyes.
She was seated near Mrs. Paravetch.
whose handsome face was lined with
grief and furrOwcd with an unutterable
sorrow. And for a brief second he hesi-
tated, uncertain how to act, but Ailsa.
who had recognized him in George
Headland's" personality, rose with unCon-
Cealed pleasure shining from her eyes.
oh. Mr.. Headland." she murmured.
extending a hand TO him in greeting, Il
am so glad you have come. was only
saying to Mrs. Paravetch this morning,
if Mr.. Narkom could only put you upon
the case"
Cleek flashed her a glance of grateful
admiration for this quick-wittedness. and
pressed her hand gratefully.
The whole party welcomed the sudden
entry of a'dark. thick-set young man OF
about twenty-five, and il did not need