The Coconino sun., 1915-12-03
EXAMINATION ANSWERS
 MAKES TEACHERS GROAN

swers, the results of examinations held in different parts of the country If they should merely be ignorance it would not be so bad, but they show something worse;
 The Chamois is valuable for it's feathers, the whale for it's kerosene oil.
 Hardships suffered by the southern CTS after the civil war: the wives of the aristocrats and of gentle birth patiently made their husbands trous- CTS out of their own,
 The feminine gender of friar is toastres.
 The feminine gender of bull is Mrs. Bull.
 There were no Christians among the early Gauls. They were mostly lawyers.
 Climate is caused by the emotion of the earth around the sun.
 Four animals belonging to the cat family are the father eat, the mother eat and the two little kittens.
 Geometry teaches us how to bisect angels.
 The purpose of the skeleton: some thing t, hitch meat to.
 The skeleton is what is left after the insidcs have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off.
 \ blizzard is the inside of hen.
 A vacuum is a large empty space where the Pope lives.
 circle is a round straight line with hole in the middle
 When Cirero delivered his oration he was a prefix.
 George Washington, married Mar tha Curtis and in due time became the father of the country.
 Sky gallons make one hedgehog, The stomach is just south of the ribs.
 The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana,
 The rosetta stone was a missionary to Turkey
 The. government of England is a limited mockery
 Georgia was founded by people who have been executed.
 A mountain pass is pass given by the railroad to its employees so that they can spend their vacation in the mountains.
 A mountain range is large cook stove.
 The qualifications of voter at a school meeting are that he must be the father of child for eight weeks Achilles was dipped in the river Stynx to make him immoral.
 Gender shows whether man is feminine, masculine or neuter
 Gravitation is that if there were none we should fly away.
 The function of the stomach is to hold up the petticoats.
 The stomach forms part of the Adams Apple,
 The first governor of Mass. was a Mir. Salem Wichraft.
 Plea written by teacher to get a low Latin paper passed
 "Mr. Ellington is young man of striking personality. He is over six feet tall, well developed and unusu- ally good looking. He is splendid fellow and has been especially popular with the teacher and classmates"
 When the British got up in the morning and saw the Americans on the opposite hill they threw up their breakfast (breastworks.)
 Pompeii was destroyed by an erup- tion of saliva from the Vatican.
 A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars and eight cuspidors.
 Weapons of the Indian: bow, arrow, tomahawk and war hoops.
 Typhoid fever is prevented by fasci- nation.
 The Arizona Republican takes occa- sion to remark on the subject:
 "There is something discouraging in the answers that many American pupils make to examination questions, They disclose instead of a natural denseness of interest, a looseness of teaching in some of our public schools that we would, perhaps, not find in any other civilized country--a general lack of thoroughness resulting in inn parting to pupils a smattering rather than solid foundation upon which an education may be built. Pupils many of them, come out of our public schools only wool-gatherers and they remain wool-gatherers though life"
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