Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1915-01-14
Speaking Of the honest politician
a thing, after@alY

It is said that Philadelphia has nearly two hundred women
np holster Watertown, which isn't half as large as Phla-
holstered furniture for women
Apropos the tremendous number Of relief movements.
there ls not lacking altogether some foundation for a predic.
ton recently made BY q friends Of ours that the next great
effort q. the sort viii be one for the furnishing Of relief for
the relief contributors.
For the benefit Of our bachelor girls let US say that if new
color, but not until they become burned, cake will not stick Is
them during the baking, as it always does to new tins.
Every shell fired from a big gun is worth the price Of al
automobile. And when the shell aights, it costs about rs
much as the upkeep Of an automobile. Thus declares the
automobile editor of the Minneapolis Journal who has OBJ
viously had some experience IN upkeeping such a vehicle.
Mrs. J. E. Blondin,, who was formerly Miss Mae Coch-
ran Ct New York, has been appointed tax collector for one Of
she makes a successful collector Of taxes she won't be al pop
ular as she used to be.
New York announces that over 800 chorus girls are in the
cast Of Wars OF the world q new hippodrome spectacle
the world. 20 1~s1
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# Is said that at a recent meeting where equal suffrage
was the topic under discussion, a tall, thin, unattraetive young
woman was one of the speakers. sDo i make myself spiainf;
Somebody has Il you haven't, philosophically came from 81 81
mate voice ia the rear Of the auditorium.
For the benefit Of our agrioulturists -hereabouts who are
growing acres Of b9tternuts We give g reeipesfor easily remoy
Ing the meats whole. just pour hot water over them and lett
them stand over night. In the morning stand them on end and
crack them with q hammer. If they don't crack the first
shell is broken
SAYINGS OF LUKE McI.UKE.
You never hear . winner boiler that the cards were
Why i i that most of the family rows start It the dining
4. Any Old time = man i ! good loser you Gan bet that Y
You can get 9 woman madden BY ignoring her than byI
calling her names.
When A girl marries she usually loses a good friend and
gets q grouchy boarder.
# George Washington never told y lie e IS 4 ciinch that IL
never caught q fish il his life.
Always remember that if you got ali you played for there
wouldn't pc enough e go around.
Somehow ! homely girl doesn't look So homely to You'll
after you set TO know her real well
Conscience may help some. But the fear of getting
caught is what keeps most IF us straight.
Before he gets her he thinks she IS i humming bird. After
he gets her he discovers that she II 4 screech owl
After being married for ! while = wife s tempted z cal
up 4 veterinary surgeon when her husband gets sick
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