The Glenwood post., 1915-11-20


$4,000 a year may feel free to take a
wife-Eaton Herald.
!. V. z. Reed is now being boosted as u
possible candidate for governor on the
Democratic ticket and should he do So
it will convince many that his initials
should be E. Z.-Kersey Midget.
The people who favor or oppose a
question affect its adoption. With Hell
en- Ring Robinson talking for woman
suffrage in New Jersey it was sure to
be defeated.-Hayden Republican.
West Slope says that company has
started a skunk farm in northwest
Denver. We II bet it is "big brother,'
the business is SO appropriate, both the
smell and the skinning.- -Hotchkiss
Times.
We begin to think this reform b,Hi-
ness will end disastrously for every
body. You re crazy if you don't be-
lieve in it, and those that do act the
part, SO take your choice.-Wiggins
Courier.
Congressman Keating wants to estab-
lish munitions plant in Pueblo. If
Ed will get his friends to send in the
ammunition and firearms they used
year ago, it will be fair starter
Coloradoan.
The quantities of "free" stuff which
is constantly finding its way into our
waste basket is continual reminder CT
how many kinds of jackass some people
think the country newspaper man is
Ault Advertiser.
We have often wished that the artists
and literary sharks who made up the
oil-heater ads could put in something
representing the odor, which usually is
more noticeable than the heat.-Folt
Collins Review.
Mrs. J. Foster Jenney and children
left for Pikeville, Tennessee, last Sun
day evening, having been called by. a
message which stated that Judge Jen-
hey had suffered paralytic stroke.--
Grand Valley News.
Utah editor says: If the Texas
hditor VINO used TO shvot his suhscrib-
crs in the les 10 remind tier: of their
unpaid subscriptions is still living aad
at leisure there is job for him in this
office Eaton Herald.
One by one or in large flocks the
Bull Moose drift back to the Republi-
can party, but T. R. and Vic Murdock
still stand at Armageddon, which must
, be lonesome place, says the Atchison
: Globe.-Durango Herald.
Attorneys J. X. Bozard and A. l..
Vessels returned with their wives last
, Friday night from Glenwood Springs,
where both gentlemen had been attend
ing to matters before Judge Shumate
in the district court.-Routt County
Sentinel.
Attorney w. b. Wiley of Craig spent
Saturday at Oak Creek, comforting with
his clients regarding prospective libel
suits which are threatened as result
of charges recently made in connection
with the litigation involving the towns
affairs.-Routt County Sentinel
$50 you are going to leave us,
MaryY" eyes, mum. I've got to-
"And do you want me to give you y
letter of recommendation" "It amt
necessary, mum. The man I'm going
10 work for is willing to take chances.
Pm leaving to get married. Detroit
Free Press. n-
The pipe organ for the Methodist
church, to be purchased with funds be-
queathed by the late William Heinze,
q, will be selected and installed some
time next month if Executor Pittman
of the estate can collect outstanding
loans in sufficient amount by that time.
Rifle Telegram.
Twent-seven cars Of cattle were
shipped out of Grand Valley last Sun
day by local cattlemen. The train was
billed to Denver. Those who accom-
panied the shipment are as follows:
Pete and Paul Lindauer, Sam and Harry