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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22
FIFTY PLEAD GUILTY
TO SELLING LIQUOR
I:nlf-Huntlrcd Hopewcll Niolators
Arc Assessed $50 Each
and Costs.
FINES IMPOSED TOTAL. $3.50
Judge West Agrees to Allow 100 Re-
manning Defendants, Charged With
Violating Byrd Law, to Settle on
Same Basis il They Plead Guilty.

PRINCE GEORGE COURTHOUSE
VA. Angus; 2l.-Fiucs Of So and costs
were imposed on fifty defendants who
entered pleas of guilty in the Circuit
Court of Prince George to-day 10 sell
ing arden; spirits at liopcwell with
out a state license \ bond OF $500
for good behavior for twelve months
was required OF each and each was
ASSESSED with costs,
There remain Approximately 100 de-
PENDANTS indicted by the special grand
surg for violating the Byrd liquor law.
and these cases WI! be taken UP when
court rcconvcnos Tuesday morning
Judge Jesse +. West. who is presiding
At the investigation into lawlcss con
ditions ~ the powder plant town, an
nounced from tho bench when court
opened this morning that an agree
mert had been reached by the court.
the attorneys for the prosecution and
counsel for the defendants. whereby
all who should plead guilty would he
fined SIS and placed under a bond of
S5oo not to violate the law for one
wear
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22
Amgustus A. Hush

Especial TO Tho Times Dispatch
CHARLOTTESVILL VA. August
2l.-Following a stroke of PARALYSIS.
tho third In two years. Augustus 4
Rush. Confederate veteran, AGED sew
enty-one years. died at 6:i5 o'clock
thiS morning at his home on Anderson
street. The funeral will take place
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22
Mrs. Alice G.. po.r.

Especial to The Times Dispatch
ALEXANDRIA,, VA, August 21-
Mrs. Alice G. Poss. siXty-three years
old, who was tho widow OF Henry b.
I'oss, died to-day at her homo here.
SIX sons survive. She also leaves sew
eral brothers and sisters. among them
being City Sergeant Robert II. Cox
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22
John IL. Childcrs

Especial to The Times Dispatch.l
BRISTOL. VA, August 2l.-John B.
Childers. for many years prominent
in affairs here died this afternoon. He
was sevcnty-nvc years old and served
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22

and men taken in fortresses. the Aus
tro-Gcrman forces do not claim any
large captures.
On tho other battle fronts there have
been no events OF Importance.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22
The Weather
ForccaSt: Virginia
-i'nir south. partly
cloudy north portion
sunday; Monday fair.
North and South
Carolina - Generally
in,r sunday and Mon
day.
Forecast; Virginia


Y noon tcmperaturC. ..-.......
) /. NJ temperature.
\ /. Vi. temperature ....
Maximum temperature 10 = T. NJ
MINIMUM temperature TO \ l.. NJ.
HleIn temperature
Normal temperature "
GNScSS IN temperature Yesterday.
tcnt!'nCN in temperature since
March l
'HhciehcE in temperature since
january |
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22
EYES OF EUROPE
TURNED TOWARD
UNITED STATES

Continued from First Page.)
slams. The Russians still are making
AN orderly retreat. doing all the dam
&c thev can and. except for the guns
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22
I.nCnl IininfnIl.

Rainfall last twelve hours
itaiNiai! last twenty-tour hours
Dcnciency III rainfall since March
$500. .....-.. ...........
henc!enCy in rainfall since Jan
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22
MAY IMPORT CATTLE
Decrec Permitting Shipment Of Ameri-
cnn Stock Submitted TO President.

BuENoS AIRES. August o1.-A de-
cree authorizing tho Importation O,
American cattle has been submitted to
President Victorino de La Plasa.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22

the River Bug near Vlodava and ex-
tending toward PISA.
The presence Of German fleet in
the Gulf OF Riga brings tho evacua-
ton OF Riga close at hand
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22

argentina has been ono OF Tho
greatest beef-producing countries in
'he world Her exports of this prod
uct since the war began have reached
tremendous proportions.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22

''cCai observation NJ - u. VI. Yesterday
temperature. 50. humidity. So: wind
tulrocnon. southeast, wind, velocity. 10
miles. weather. clear
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22
/ In the Confederate army. His wife and
several sons and daughters survive.
II. c. Ikendrlck.
~

II. G. kendrlck.
Especial to The Times Dispatch1
ALEXANDRIA, VA, August 21.-The
body of II. C. kendrick. sixty years old.
who died at Staunton. Va. was brought
here to-day. and will be buried to-
morrow in Ashburn. Loudoun County,
Va.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-08-22
OF IRVINE
IttS StLUTARN EFFECT

The conviction OF Irvine, who entered
a plea of not guilty. and the jai! sem
'encs given him, appeared TO have n
Salutary effect on the crowd Of 500 or
500 Horcwoll people who were in tho
little court-room Many OF them are
under Indictment for selling liquor or
operating gambling machines ana. from
their expressions when court adjourned
ii appeared that they realized for the
FIRST TIME that tho court had the power
+" send ihom 10 Jail
Fines aegre@atiur $3.50 were i'm
ros"d to-day. Tho costs OF the pros
e"' or VII add Approximately $1,000
r" 'N' cases 80 far disposed Of. Be-
'"'" TIE court has finished with the vio-
'1'ors or IA" liquor laws. tho fines Will
'p'al approx lmatclv $4,000.
judy Vests statement In court this
morning was III part rs follows
The cour; states that his experience
has hecn that tho surcst way to brcal.
M Tho Illicit sale Of ardent spirits is
to im?os" " Jail sentence. because 50
MANY rCrrle engaged in tho business
viii not be- deferred ny a fuc
sine" wc have secured about l69 in.
diyImcafS for violations of the liquor
]. Hsl. have had several conferences
wi;h counsel. including the Common
weaiih's attorney. Judge Rivcs and
George T. Mise. the assistant prosecu-
tor who lis mere To represent tho Attor.
neE-Genrral Or the State. In these con.
f.rcnccS I have asccrtaineG that thor,
N"cre o great many people who were
i.n' born ana raised in Virginia "a yoot
many " foreign hirth and who spcal
a foreign tongue gathered together II
Hopowcll and that tho law was laXlS
enforced hy rhc officers and possibly bl
the Justices of tho ErtCC.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24
NEW SHIP OF THE DESERT


ABILITY - mex - obstacles 70 loco
mgzs0n wh8Gh TIE dessrt Bat1rallF
presntk ne rpfea1 q The tire
has been adJuszes in such manner -
u prDss1e fer rEiff AID urirnbeeed
iszAs.t A. the rrTucture q the cam
els foos u zsis 70 - that q an az
tofnaiiesilr e1Ean5jng PAD when
pressed asainfi the thifting sands. ii
Vln b. seen that the rubber tire i
meFieY a following Of natures expe-
cleatE
While acceFl1g the claims thai
the eastern countries un1s- the con
ir0i q Great Britain are Eoysl q
Their eFn voiition. this nsT shiD q
the desert may well meas m8cb ~
CAS- TIE restless Uibes u fbe inieros
" Egysi should indulge in dreams
u . holy waF. ia past iiIss the or
fyeh - Tire fuKxg- Euzzies under the
ieadershiD u a mad mlllah bFcks
more than one BfliiEh Egnsfs end
brought aDnihilati0n - the forces
cent 0pf 70 crDsh the uDrlslugs Lui
bravery hacked b. farsfscisn - uh-
equal 70 meeting the machine gun
u modern Invention. especially II i
j. mounted o. wheels that iagfe Al
freedom oxer fhs surfaces that Gree
fought more powerfully aeaiEs the
White uan rhan cd the living enemy
which be WAS bsai oa whipping into
admission.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24

TIE sa&iezreuf . q gouns offitef
On TIE staT y Csosrsl Ffench. IN a
isifsf written home. fhai -sss var is
petrol var eoEtfie.s e9rregs
more sgceisetiy ihsn aHy esbss sesal
aBrater q words fAe charaefsr q
re change which fnreaiion has
sro9gbt IL military affair. a. nsil
- TIE importance q these factors in
osiermlnlnv the eventual outc1roe q
ffss c0rfiAct Armies stQi move On
tisssf bslass a. ~ &zpcIeo1s d.. ~
s b. she Enofofed equipment that
transports not onig foo9. ammunition
and ggrs. bgi ai.o ths troops in Quick
nofiiaF tbaf have more fh2n arcs
served 10 lniefcspf the eBefuy and
lT.Hg 70 nagght biz carefully planned
e5fDflses
~ even more Importance than AZ
the present theater u warfare may
- the falDs u motor equipment II
ether nei1s ~ possible c0nfiict. Only
: week ego the neaE dispatches told
n the pfosgetf.se utilization u
American-bBli machines IN Egypt.
gns eoupang here having been busilg
engaged IN 1iliHg orders for auf0mO-
biieE specially prepared for opera
fl0ns On the sands II the desert.
That there preparations had been
taken some time in advance II Ell
denesd ~ me claims made of an
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24

itseo 80 size san nssgg shors TIE
Eafosesn va eefIseiE tg.rsrH frou
ifsns- Afianfe ceantnes ans people
'Wgia aossy are gsrg e travel
Bus y fns xsN Hs1leo erfl1if a
ran Diego is ~ aoeemyiis1 fas taaa
fef1ifs f5r ths sssfs. fAefs mzzt -
an additional zyprsgrafion y rgt
ies fsan i9e.sgg--snsklnE fhe total
fran TN s-sae tte.sse me tslid.ng
sre1tss is unlg1s sn8 attractive Ths
axAlNas laei41ins TIE aoe< rsulaTh-
afls r1Qlaag Gscfgre fecfDs ge'loa nat
esq haa been s*sEee. are ere great
feature ~ the ezpf.ssfioa- YlfltcHs -
s4n Ddsgs vi nnssg lengsr 81 me
New BsTleo puiisinx than anyNhefe
ere ~ fhs sroeDes ard uli come.
~ ii assIa ed sssin. because they
NlH fad seme9hiag Pew 81 each ,ls.t
si1es ~ mach fiErs ard mac has
bteE inssFlso. esossh more mssf b
'1ftfs6 ta make tksm pa the larg.
- pgsst.s returns q - matter Up
20 uhth ire ftafe eanaot afford 20
be- nzsarsiy Via ifs agpfopfations.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24
Charles W. G. Ward Sums Up
Needs of NeU Mexico Schools

Or Two ago a schoOi Bss established
% give technifai training 10 indus
trial teachers There are six colleges
and universities "a the province. with
Thousands Of graduates each year.
They sTe self-ssstaininR How i that
done In province u the same pop
uiafloH ard wealth u Nex Mexico
The answer r. that every Nova Scotia
child--and within the last twelve
years. the French, are included in
this ktaiement--is assured Of ten end
a half months each year for eight
years in the public schools That's
- hat makes the demand for the col
iege and supports them.
Better System Needed.
ann not quarreling with our high
er institutions. because We have
them and must support them, IN
necessary and local a. most Of them
we're Of the start Nearly all Of them
have done excellent public school
work for their respective towns. that
would have been unnecessary IL a bet
ter school system had been establish
ed And they are now also doing
good work In higher education While
some belated relief is proposed in
the form Of a plan 10 broaden and
strengthen their work by placing
them all under one board Of control
"a plan TO which II II impossible to
End any rational objection-it IS
probably too late to effect any actual
consolidation.
But II II anomalous and absolutely
disgracefui. a reflection upon our
integrity and intelligence. that a state
that can AFFORD 70 support eight OF
nine higher educational institutions
still provides for public school
term Of only five months. The pres
ent legislature will perform a service
infinitely more important than the
actions 81 any predecessor. II 1t will
place upon the state and tire county
unit the necessity Of giving the boys
and girls 0f this generation at least
nine months training each Year in
the public schools
CHARLES ". G. WARD.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24
The StoryteHers


Turkey raising is an arduous bust
ness" said a wholesale poultry dealer
Of Baltimore. Day and night YOU
must look after your birds the same
as you look after horses.
California turkers are very fine.
They are very well taken care Of Il
is no snap to work on a California
turkey farm. tell you.
4 was visiting a California turkey
farm when boy applied for a job.
Your references are good I'll Try
you" said the farmer.
"'W'iTl have a chance to rise. sir .
the boy asked
YES said the farmer. a grand
chance. III want you to have the feed
mixed by I o'clock every morning. .
Washington star.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24
THE LEeIsLAruRI..

Representative Davies. in DISCUSS
ing tho Garcia-0rtiE case, seemed to
have bnd a forctaHic Ut the criticism
likely 10 fan upon the republicans
for the arbitrary methods pursned in
manufacturing "a two-thifds majority
IN ti,e lower house. as the senators
manufactured such majority for that
body two years ago.
The republicans offer two excuses
one Ia that when the democrats we're
Ia power they ousted republicans
without reeard 10 the will Of the vot.
efs az expressed az the ballot box.
The other Il that tho governor dur
ing the two former sessions If the
legislature insisted upon constituting
himself the lawmakiug body Of the
state.
Win two.thirds majority Ia both
houses. the republicans promise good
laws The two sessions since slate
hood We're worse than worthless. II
Is imperative that legislation. vital to
the welfare Of the state, shall be en-
acted Of this session. II the republi-
cans could not enact such legislation
without FIRST securing majority OF
tWo-thirda, the people OF the state
win forget much OF injustice to in
dlviduala, even 70 county celebrates.
II the needed laws are placed upon
the statute books II the ends are to
Justify the means, the ends must be
right, The means are not right
Before conditions change much in
this state. n new generation must
take the place Of the present one.
The ethical ideas must he different
from the ethical ideas that prevail
today II IL not too much 90 say that
the next generation win hardly point
with pride TO the present one. and
the sins OF the fathers are not the
sins of any one political party in this
state
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24
WHY MEN DO NOT CIR MEAD.

philadelphia Public Ledger
Men who have failed are prone to
blame il all on the break of the luck.
IL would seem ffom what they SAY
that they did not have the chance Of
the man vino rose. His star shone full
and clear on path that took the
plain, straight line from point to
point, from strength to strength I;
while theirs was hid By a dense black
cloud through which the sense could
| feel VI the soul could see no light.
I Look around You on the plight 1f
those whO stay from year to year aud
TO the end of life in one fixed place
and ask why this should be. Does II
/ come Of mans own choice, or Is il
the hand OF fate? What part has free
VIII played Was here a place, ones
on a time where the ways met and
man took the wrong road 10 the right
or 10 The left2 Would he go back. II
/ ne could. ana start once more2 or
has he lost the lure Of risk and toll.
Is he deaf 10 the call Of the red gods
that comes 10 the feet of the young
mem Will he now SIT by the fire and
wait for the sun 10 20 down and The
night TO come when no man can
work?
II a man does not get ahead, the
fault Citeuest lies at his own door,
though II does not flatter him TO say
50. He rises Indignantly to deny Il
and points out tiat his selfrespect has
not let him stoopi TO any base design,
such as others use. to conquer. lie
thanks God that he Is not as that 9TH
er fellow, who would sell his very soul
for mess Of pottage Il have kept
faith with my ideals in this gross and
material world. he tells you. Il
have dared TO be contradictory and
TO take Issue with the old order.
know am right and time Will vlndi-
cate me. / am not appreciated now,
nut my appeal Is TO posterity and pos
terity VIII side with me. not with this
miserable purbiind generation
But there Is a difference between
being wise in ones own conceit and
being wise In knowledge. one Kind
or sellassnrance comes from seeing
far and wide. the other odious form
comes from tie narrow and obseured
horizon Of him who gropes in fog
and thinks he walks in the sunlights
glory
The man unwilling to be told things
good Tor him " know about himself
or about bis work will not go far, he
VINO cannot endure the faithful
cars TO any truth he does not care to
hear has double-locked and sealed
many door Of opportunity thai would
have yielded at knock.
The man who seeks the credit OF q
deed, who imparts his own ego with
out any reason but his own vanity in
10 every conversation. who reasons
and eNpostulaies too much, who
changes his mind when 1t should be
isxeu, or refuses TO chance his mind
when he II shown TO be wrong-ths
man who does these things may not
iail utterly. and in fact he may cap
ture many Of the minor prizes that
seem 10 invite a brazen audacity %
sslze mem, but the best there is IA
HE will pass him by.
~ IS rulnoils idea for any man to
get into his head that to succeed he
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24

speaking Of old times" saa
member 81 the Renaissance club
can remember when walter VI,
say Thank YOU out loud for
cent tip.
That's nothing replied bis "a
panion. Il can remember when
would look al the list q dishes d,
menu. u see what ! wanted. inzs
Of looking first at the price to ,
what ! could afford"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24
VISIONARY CONVENIENT

The rese1gp from visionary gov
sfnmsaf II stroBs@ss where e Ia.
CARED states fanbssi On their bal.
snee. Oregon. the voisfn ~ whieh
have been weighed 6Osn slih ever
fgnsfios u government. from noini-
nations 20 legislation. Is rick and
Tired ~ tbs Initiative and the refer
sHdpm ana hlis The head u even
fool law that is proposed
Wisconsin. where Ia F0iisife gave
ihs hfft Impulse - t0sn meeting
soFsrhmsnt. has wrecked The ma
chine ~ built on ~ and b. pfsp4fing
20 pruns the cvsfiy sxerescenees Il
has added ~ the standardization "
ibe state TIE Ia Fgilsits system Wa
0fgsBizea On the principle THAI the
people roold get everything iheg
wanted ~ the magic II legislation
aud costly commissions 70 DO the
work
II Folieiis's machine broke down.
aE much ~ the rivalry Of his iieu-
tsnaau for the profit Of running IL
as ~ Seariness q the taxpayers. The
reaction u the last election. ~ which
an parties shared, Pot sanity into the
state government. economy and IN
tegrlty into the administration.
The significance of II Is that this
reaction has been carried out ~ the
sans voters wh0 fioaied La FUlletta
into power. through the same mech
anism ~ election and legislation he
hiyueied a. perpetuaie himself.
~ the long run. the people know
what thsy are about ana can be
trusted IN government protected By
constitutional iaa and independent
courts from violent changes and sud-
dea passionate impulses. TheY do
not stand for fads for long at a time,
and the danger IL. II they have a
ready machine, like the initiative
and referendum. at hand. to go too
far the other way when the reaction
sets ia, aa IL always does
The people Of the United States
are stated with reform laws They
have had 20 many that time has not
bean given for their digestion. Afflict.
Cd with nausea. they are due to have
q violent Revision u feeling. and
VIII be- fortunate II they DO not let II
carry them back 70 the days Of two
decades ago for their pfecedcnts.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24
a FAMOUS WOMAN INVENTOR.

woman Lawyers JOurnal)
Miss Margaret +. Knight, who died
recently, is an example of woman
whose brain could work as readily ON
mechanical lines as on household
mes is said that Miss Knight pat
ented eighty-seven inventions. and
mat her picture has been hung in the
patent office in Washington.
Miss knight may have been the
Youngest inventor among women, as
she invented when she was but twelve
years old a stop-motion device for
preventing the steel-tlpped shutters Of
MN looms from falling out and iniur-
Ing the operators.
one may invent hourly and yet pro-
duce nothing practical. but the true
test Of Mss knight being success
tal inScator is answered by the fact
that mrst of her patented Inventions
Worc Z sen MP by manufacturers. A
MACH she invented for making and
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24

The class was discussing cruelty L
animals and the humane society.
Nov, children. who can think o
one thing the society has done Il
make the life Of dumb brutes easier p
the teacher asked
4 know. spoke out a 1o-year-ols
girl Il heard papa say people
couldn't run blind tigers any more"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24

Ernest. she gasped. choking u
her tears. father has lost allla
En-
Father has lost all. she relisa
Cd. s0bbing.
Not all?" he exclaimed.
yes. all
Never" he said. hravely. palis
himself together You. Miranda. q
are left to him. ] could not b
cruel as 10 take the last Of 4
wealth"
Ernest
No" Firmly he held her of 4
him. Miranda. tell him from me. 4
his generosity towards me delnan
that ] leave what little lies in I
power
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24
NAPOLEON \ GREAT READER.

LNLQuL : N.tA-lA@-l
Napoleon not only read a great
deal but read with profit His
memory was extraordinary. Take for
instance his knowledge of Roman
civil law. long passages Of which he
once reslea off By heart. 10 the aston
lshEnenf 81 the state council engaged
with him in the production Of the
Code Napoleon. To che u the coun-
clliors ne explained how he gained his
legal learning when a young lieu
tenant he found " the cupboard Of
prison room in which he was con-
fined a .ponderuus tome 81 Roman
law. You can easily imagine. he
said. xhu a valuable prize that book
was When. al the end u ten
days. received my freedom I was
saturated with JUstiniap and the ko-
man legal decisions" Napoleon add
ed that the old book Was covered with
marginal n0tes--so much 50 that he
could not have been idle ~ his i'm
pris0nment had LASTED century
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24

the ruling. and insisted thar / Va,
Missile.
4 know. your honor saa
warmly. that il is proper ev.d.,'
Here / have been praeiiciag Al 4
bar for forty years. and now ~
TO know II l am supposed to y
fo0lfa
That quietly responded the ig5,
IS question Of fact, and not q 4,
- ] won't pass any opinion Upon
but will let the jury decide
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24

folding square-b0ttomed paper bags
IN 1871 j. Siill In use. and tin can
which she invented Qiiy q few years
ago wss al once taken Up b several
Gamers. Most q her inventions re-
lated to rubber. cotton and shoe ma
ehlnerr.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1915-01-24
BGHBnow NOTHER GOOSE


fSignund Spaefh N L1fe-t
MagY. twice addressed, yet strangely
caprieious.
Hgu does your Horticultural expert
rneni progress.
Wlth NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
And cookie inerustziionE
And 8 correct alignment u feminine
prettiBsE
John and Jiliina. with rare determine
ton.
Mounted the siope Of natural ele-
Walton
With common uiensl to be nUed
with aqua pura-
John. i seems. stumbled. o. suffered
a prOstTafi0n.
Subteci.ng hin scalp 10 q painful lac
eraticn.
while Jiliina followed after. in .
rush q coloraiurs.
Mrs Hubbard. a0yaBced in years.
Approached her cupboard with hopes
and fears.
Intending 20 procure for her canine
an OEseOus treat.
But once ~ her destination arrived.
She found that no particle had sur
vlEed
And thus the wretched animal was
left with naUght to eat.
John sDratt II confronted with adj
pose tissue.
Derived no enjoyment from masti-
cation,
His better half (sueh are the strange
laws Of nature)
Made lean her particular detesia-
ton.
Thus. when they combined. they sue
ceeded in cleaning
The platter by lingual manipula-
ton.