Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1915-11-19
Bovine Psychology.

woman ~ao has discovered that
! COW will respond TO artistic surround
!ngs. and will give more milk Il
CHARTERED in & boudoir instead Of
tie-up. has touched the borderland Of
new lire Of thought which VIII re-
veal many wonders if s1udiously in
vest!gared. This woman proposes
that instead Of housing our cows in
Tough tie-up chained 10 stanchion
and provided with the crudest sani-
tary arrangements, they be provided
with private rooms having tiled
floors. decorated walls. mirrors and
even lace curtains. Her experiments
along this line have convinced her that
all We do for our COWS in this line will
WELD q hundred fold il Increased milk
production
I. this IS true. il Is aev discovery.
/, has be-n known thar animals would
respond 10 kindness. bu- that theE
would be favorably affected by the az
5isc:c had not been revealed. Il
they are. We must Seek 10 find ont
what il Is in art -h=y like bez'- l.
Iaay be thai they Ike lace curtains.
hut VINO knows biz they Ike cthe.
d-aperies better, say draPe-ies more
t!gi.lv coiored n On. study o. be
vine Psychology. il j not safe 20 as
sumo that the artistic taste o COW
corresponds TO the artistic taste q
man ar ,vor1a2- They u1sv Ike some
ming different.
II E maze IheS- Suggestions % STOW
the vast possibilities which lay before
any honest and s-udi0us investigator
along me lines suggested b. the Wis
conSin Young wonlan.-Portland press
Were convinced. The able arglmei:t
and paiveriz.ng logic q this Portland
philosopher have launched us on the
sea u COW kultu- We propose TO
arrange suite for Old Blackie,' as
trial We recognized her unusual
temperament long time ago. That
:. i began TO percolate through our
gray cells tina, sometimes she is dis
satisfied with her surroundings. She
aas strenuously objected TO the
coarseness 81 q barn shovel. Her
aesthetic fineness : outraged by the
absence Cf draperies and Oriental rugs.
she could sUbsiSt on lace curtains
She has even grabbed pajanlas and
l!nger-a whiles from the clothes linz.
But We have reformed We propose
from this hour 10 cater 70 the fnec
tastes % our bovine ladies. When W.
app-oacn the mammillary glands in
future. We DO - in fun dress includ
ing white kid gloves We propose 70
establish rest room in browns and
greens CNaIure's colorsy with luxu-
r.ous cow-ch for this dark COM
plex!oned rurlinant Were bound TO
let her rur2inal= 70 her hearts con-
tent
II J, works. and this COW shows
proper appreciation ana returns a
hundred fo.d'' then we can start Z
milk route and graduate from posi-
ton nilere We are called & grass
hopper ~ Col. Condor. And in case
II DOES work why We shall have 20
erect apartments for Daisy and Bun
ny-and then w can buy newspaper
as big Is the Manchester Union. (We
used the word newspaper aGvisedIy;
We didn't mean the plant and III WILD
We are convinced that if We had the
), r Morgan art collection We could
make that Hoistein chemical labora-
tory Of ours produce enough TO keep
tvvo-inch hose in constant operation.
In fact. we calculate that the late
1nancier was shrewdly scheming to
purchase dairy farm.
Johndee also has some long green
decorations that must appeal to the
aesthetic in cud -chewers.
We NOW hope 10 open our he!fer
boudoir about Christmas. and We shall
then issue invitation 10 some of the
newspaper farmers on our blacklist,
VIZ. Col. Condor. Deak NORWOOD
P. s, X owen and his cut worms, and
feE others. to a reception.