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The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17

will W. my personal guarantee that If
ths h., clean your sluggish liver better
sio S4 nasty calomel; it won't mako Won
wan. ala You can eat anything YOU
drn us without being salivated, yonr
S musslst guarantees that each sroonfnI
and START your liver, clean your bowels
vou Nv S'raighten You up by morning or
dro. e'n nave your money back chill.
ha eu gladly take Dodson's Liver Tono
do eause 1t is pleasant tasting and
sick. " amp or make them
~, am selling millions Of Sottlos Of
pouson's Liver Tone to peonIa who
tan, o found that this pleasant, vcge.
',e' liver medicine takes the nlaco
~ dangerous calomel. Buy one bottle
w my sound, reliable guarantee Asr,
''uf druggist or storekeeper about mo
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17
IT SLUGS HARD.
AoHee a Sure and Powerful Bruiser.

Let your coffee slave be denied his
cup at its appointed time! Headache
SICK stomach-fatigue. l know it all
In myself, and have seen it in others.
Strange that thinking, reasoning be-
fngs will persist in it's use" says To-
peka man.
de says further that he did not be.
gin drinking coffee until he was TWEEN.
ty years old, and that slowly it began
to poison him, and affect his hearing
through his nervous system.
Finally, l quit coffee and the condi-
lions slowly disappeared, but one cold
morning the smell of my wife's coffee
was too much for me and l took a
cup. Soon | was drinking my regular
allowance, tearing down brain and
nerves by the daily dose of the meta.
rious beverage.
Later, / found my breath coming
hard, had frequent fits of nausea, and
then | was taken down with bilious
fever.
Common sense came to me, and
quit coffee for good and went back to
Postum. / at once began to gal
and have had no returns of my bilious
symptoms, headache, dizziness or yer.
tigo.
81 now have health, bright
thoughts, and added weight, where be-
fore there was invalidism and the
blues.
My brother quit coffee because Of
its effect on his health and now uses
Postum. He could not stand the nerv.
Gus strain while using coffee, but keeps
well on Postum" Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum cereal-the original form
must be well boiled. 15c and Csc pack
ages.
Instant Postum-a soluble powder.
dissolves quickly in cup Of hot wa.
ter, and with cream and sugar, makes |
q delicious beverage instantly. sec |
and SOC tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and |
cost about the same per cup.
There's RRason" for Postum.
sold by Grocers.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17
Genuine Hardness.

A fact concerning modern religious
activity, which seems to have escaped
general remark, is that Christians
know better how to play than ever
before. In the normal times of re.
cent years visitor at one of the sum.
mer conferences of the student Young
Mems Christian association, for in.
stance, would be surprised and de.
lighted at the hearty good times which
delegates enjoyed. Christian En-,
deavor. too, has taught young people
how to play. The whole conception
of recreation and its place in life has
received new attention of late years.
Anybody who is seeking for it may
find abundant evidence that there is
more genuine happiness and intelli.
gent pleasure among Christians than
among the followers of frivolity.-
Exchange.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17
CA[Oh ELS, S!c KEN! !! I sAL|VA7ESI
DON'T STAY BILIOUS, C1E I;i
and uua pce Doas0S liver on WHIT Give yo W.
ao Bowel Cleansing You Ever HadDUu G lou the Best Liver

Calomel makes you sick; you lose a
gay work. Calomel is quicksilver
ana 1t salivates; calomel Injuries your
liver.
II you are bilious, feel lazy, sluggish
ana all knocked out, if your bowels
are constipated and your head aches
or stomach is sour, just take a spoon
lul OF harmless Dodson's Liver Tone
instead of using sickening, salivating
calomel. Dodsons Liver Tone is real
h'eF medicine. You'll know it next
morning because you will wake up
.eeiihg hne, your liver will be work
ing your headache and dizziness gone,
your stomach will be sweet and YOUR
bowels regular. You will feel like
working You'll be cheerful; full OF
vlgor and ambition.
Your druggist or dealer sells you a
oo-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17
Slightly Satirical.

During the week after Columbia uni.
versity had given Walter Damrosch
the degree Of Mus. Doc. the noted con.
ductor received a note from Alexander
Lambert, in which the piano peda.
gogue remarked:
Il am so glad that you are a doctor
Of music Now, when | get sick of
music | shall know where to co."
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17
His Trouble.

A stenographer was out Of a job He
was discussing the best ways and
means of rehabilitating his ebbing
bank roll with friend who also was
listed among the unemployed. Said
the friend:
If were you I'd write a letter for
money"
Il have already done So" replied
the stenog.
For how much?"
'Oh, three thousand dollars"
"Well-?" asked the friend in aston.
ishment.
WELL repeated the shorthand
man sadly, the letter asking for the
three thousand dollars is all ready to
mail, but I'll be darned if | can think
OF anybody to mail it to-"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17
Keen Financierinu.

Lady-What will you charge me for
the use of horse and buggy for few
hours?
Liveryman-It will cost you two dol
lars for the first hour and one dollar
FOR each additional hour.
Lady-Well I'll use it for two addi.
tional hours. I've got some shopping
to do and will not require it for the
first hour.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17
Regiment of RenoWn.

The Sixtieth rifles, for which Sir
Herbert Raphael is recruiting an
Arts and Crafts Battalion" is better
known by its old name than as the
Kings Royal Rife corps. Next to the
Guards it is the most sought after of
infantry regiments. and has always
a number of famous names on its mus.
ter No regiment has a finer list of
battle honors.-London Evening
Standard.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17
DO NOT HESITATE
To Use Cuticura on Skin-Tortured
Babies. Trial Free.

A hot bath with Cuticura Soap and
gentle application of Cuticura Oint.
ment at once relieve, permit rest and
sleep and point to speedy healment
OF eczemas, rashes, itchings and irri.
tations of infants and children even
In severe cases.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17
Cjtv's Location.

A woman from the South visiting
New York for the first time was much
agltated when, after being conveyed
through the Hudson tube, she found
herself in another subway. Rushing
up to a knowing-looking individual
she asked, in an agitated tone:
Sir, do please tell me where is
New York;"
Lady" said he. with the utmost
gravity, its right at the top of those
stairs. "-Harper's Magazine.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17
TO Drive Out Malaria
And Build In The system

Take the Old Standard GROVE
IASIELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking as the formula is
printed on every label, showing it is
Quinine and Iron in tasteless form The
guinlne drives out malaria. the Iron
builds up the system. 50 cents. Adv
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17

IN the United States last year TO-.
l's new books were published, and
there were 1888 new editions Of old
works.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17

A grass widow says the only way
to reform husband that really needs
reforming is to swap him for yellow
dog-then poison the dog.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17
Adapted to the Occasion

what became Of that resolution
about the aviation meet"
1t was adopted by a rising vote"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17

North and South America have IN.
gether an area of about $4,000 900
square miles.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17

Every woman's pride, beautiful, clear
white clothes. Use Red Cross Ball Blue.
All grocers. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17

FOR chronic pain in the back apply
Hanfords Balsam. Rub it on and ruh
it in thoroughly. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17

The Kansas City jitney companies
have decided to run an all.night or
owl" service.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17
INTERNATIONAL,
SUNDAySQ|(NQ,
LESSON
LESSON FOR SEPTEMBER 10
OreAl THROUGH DRUNKEN,
NESS.

I -I-ooON TENT Kings 2OI0-ol
taltr H a,,ia,, iEAT-Wine and new wine
r. " aIlOIhS. Hos. 4:l
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17
Easily Settled.

What's the trouble about the pro-
gram
This prima donna insists that her
name be in larger letters than that of
the trained chimpanzee.
Let her have it that way" direct
ed the vaudeville manager. The monk
is intelligent, but he hasn't arrived at
the point where he is going to kick
about the way we print his name"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17

Better than a plaster-Hanford's
balsam when thoroughly applied. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17
In Style.

In Style.
I'D like a stylish loan"
What kind is that?'
"One which Is V-shaped."
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1915-09-17
Comparative Fun.

NVTTTPdT dITVt TUT,
That fellow had the nerve to tell
me to bant."
oh. that was only his banter"
Arizona republican., 1915-03-26
WORLD of SPORT
BROWN AND HESTER JOIN
 HANDS ID PROMOTE CLUB

port of the chamber of commerce, the promoters are now ready to go ahead without delay to promote the club. It is the plan of Hester to give local players tryouts But he says the qualifications will be pretty severe He explains it this way:
 Many minor leagues have gone under doubt if ten will start the 1915 season. and if 6 finish l will be surprised Nowhere in the country are business conditions so favorable to baseball as here, and l unhesita- tingly say that our new league will be one of the few that will weather the hard times McCloskey has pick ed his owners and managers with a careful eye-all of them are hard headed business men, and all have long records in success in other leagues. There is no getting around it, no minor league made any money last year. In fact most of them lost heavily. But there is an untried field here-one that we are sure will pro- duce results
 Hundreds of applications for posi- tions as players. umpires, trainers. managers, etc. have followed the an- nouncement that the Rio Grande league was being organized. The country seems to be full of unat- tached players. The fact that nearly 75 applications for umpiring jobs have been received, means some thing.
 Within a week. it is thought that something definite can be announced by the league. A schedule expert has already submitted several tenta- tive lists of dates. McCloskey has secured protection from organized baseball. Nothing now remains to be done except to hold the final meeting of the magnates, line up the towns and start training. Two weeks of work outs will be indulged in by the Phoenix team, before opening the season.
 Today will be occupied by Brown and Hester in conferences with H Clay Parker and his chamber of commerce baseball committee.
Arizona republican., 1915-03-26
DOES
 FASTEST JAP
Young Phoenician, Entered in Venice 300-Miler, As tonishes Every b ody = Seventy Miles an Hour Common Time
ASSOCIATED PRESS DrsPArcH1

VENICE, March 25.-Twenty- five out of thirty seven of the worlds fast est motorcyclists sped around the three mile track here today in the hottest practice yet seen.
 The race Sunday starts at 2:3O as the pastors of the churches objected to morning racing on the sabbath. Lo- renzo BOidO, the IS year old Phoenix boy, spun his laps at 70 miles an hour lodging the other riders with supreme cooness. He is teaming with F. G.. Cannon Ball'' Baker, the Indianapolis crack and holder of the trans -continen- tai record of eleven and a half days from San Diego to New York.
 They practiced their signals today
 Carl Goudy, 22 years old of Chicago, scratched his hip in a spill while mak- ing the fastest lap at a 72 mile gait but was unhurt With Referee Charles Fuller Gates watching the practice, Ray (Spike) Creviston of Marion. In- diana, set sizzling pace for a few laps Fred Ludlow, Los Angeles boy using an engine he made, was another flier. Bob Perry, his team mate was with him.
 Clodian Melas, a Greek, is ready for his first race in this country Joseph Wolters, Kenneth H. (Crazy Horse) Merrill. George Jakobe and other speed demons were on the course today.
 George M. Adar is starter of the 300 mile race. Several foreign cycles are entered. The swiftest race ever run, is expected. The track is macadam with lumber corners and is in perfect condi- tion. Many riders predict different records.
 There are two thousand dollars in prizes, the winner gets $500 and second $500
 Most of the riders, especially F. A. Nemec, the Bohemian, show well in practice
 Once today nineteen riders swept a curve together some touching elbows but none were hurt though the crowd held it's breath
Arizona republican., 1915-03-26
REGU[AR SuA TEAM COMING
Especial to The Republican

II. J
 MESA, March 25.-Manager Lang owski received information yesterday to the effect that the regular White SOx team, the nine men on whom the Chicago club will depend to win the American league pennant in 1915, will leave San Francisco on Monday of next week.
 One of the features of the game which will be played at Riverside park on Wednesday afternoon March 31st will be the appearance of Eddie Collins, the second baseman, for whom Charles Comisky is reputed to have paid to the Philadelphia Ath- letics the sum of s1OOOOO. Collins has been going well on the coast training trip, keeping up his old work at the bat and lowering the pitch ing averages for more than one coast league twirler. Moreover in addition to Collins will be the first appear ance here for Death Valley Jim Scott, the twirler on whom it is said will fall a good percent of this years work. Scott has been going like a whirlwind and it is estimated that by the time the team reaches this place he will be going at top speed
 Manager Rowland, it is understood, is standing for no horse play and every man is on his toes from now until the. commencement of the re- gular league season.
Arizona republican., 1915-03-26
MESA RANCAERs WILL
 BE FANS WEDNESDAY

Not only is the municipality of Mesa to be deserted on the after noon of March 31st when the Mesa Gems are to go against the Chicago White Sox at Riverside park. but the indications are that the ranches will also be depopulated Already there is disposition to keep their names off the water run on that day so that no possible obstacle may arise to keep the ranchers at home on the eventful day.
 It is well understood that there are as many fans among the ranches as can be found along Main street ard they are already exerting a strong effort to show their loyalty to the game by going to the park.
 In the event the reclamation ser vice can be induced to turn the wa ter out of the laterals on that date it is believed that the attendance can be increased perceptibly. At any rate such a move would be welcomed by a good many of the tillers of the soil.
 In this connection it should be explained that the Lesueur Grocery was unintentionally omitted from the list of firms that will close on the afternoon of the 31st The Mesa close for the reason that there are no more loyal fans in the valley than 1 the clerks at Lesueurs.
Arizona republican., 1915-03-26

The last ball has been thrown, the against the speedy curves of Big Ed Luke, night captain of the court house cohorts, and the last weary athlete went to bed last night. con fident that success would reward his efforts in the great game today. The suspense has been unbearable Mem day of the game has arrived There has been signs in both camps of the highly trained ball players, going under the constant strain of training . for such an important contest. A great sigh of relief went up from the men of the sheriff's office last night when Sheriff Adams called off prac- tice, and ordered them to get inside and cool off.
 Then followed a lengthy talk on how the game was to be conducted | today. All the baseball strategy con- taned in the dictionary and in that well-known publication, Baseball as it Should be Played" was gone over,
  i ly explained to the team
 ! Over at the city hall, the move ment of the team has been wrapped in mystery Chief Brawner has care | fully suppressed all information re- garding the condition of his team. It 1 is known though that training camp was broken last night, and the weary and brain Jagged heroes were permitted to go around the corner to get a square meal.
 l The corporation commission yester- day issued an order, signed by all the members of that worthy body, i directing the Phoenix Street Railway Company to carry the First Regiment band on their cars free of charge Taking advantage of this magnani- mity on the part of the commission and the car company the band will today make a tour of. the city. com fortably ensconed on board a car and play tunes, calcula ted to bring out most every body in the city to Riverside today
 Postmaster c. B. Wood has been appointed chairman of the ticket end of the game. Up to a late hour last night he was still closeted with the rest of the committee of the clean up campaign, trying to work out a schedule that would comply with all the requirements of such a weighty contest It is understood the tariff bill is being closely studied and the amount collected at the gate, will be based according to the findings oi
 the committee of investigation.
Arizona republican., 1915-03-26
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Wilcox Horse Beats Pan cho Villa in Spirited Quar- ter Miller on State Fair Track - A Big Purse Changes Hands

One of the fastest quarter mile races ever run in Arizona was pulled off at the fair grounds yesterday morning at about II o'clock. between Frank Shark eys Rancho Vella, bay horse ridden by Johnny Armstrong and Blue Eyes, a 4-year-old horse owned by R. A. Pride of Wilcox and ridden by Jimmie Gard ner the 11-year- old Jock. This colt was bred and raised at James Ken nedy's stock ranch in the Aravaipai Canon 40 miles from Wilcox.
 It was originally matched race made at Tucson for 5000 side to he run on March p at D. m. The horses were on the track over an hour and failed to get start and the race was postponed until 10 o'clock today.
 After about an hour Judge Mccall of COchise county. who started the horses, gave them a fair send off and they fought every inch of the track to the wire
 The sorrel won the race by scant two feet
 The amount of the bet was raised to $2600 on the 24th and probably over s4000 changed hands altogether
 large number of out of town sports were present and all were well pleased at the splendid exhibition.
 The other race which was to be run between Mike Molett and Apache Kid for $500 side was postponed indefin- ately and the money, s25O posted as forfeit was lost.
 There are rumors today of another match between two of the best horses in the western country but so far there is nothing for publication.
Arizona republican., 1915-03-26
HUMPHREY FINDS
 CONGRESS SALES
 GOOD IN PHOENIX

About six weeks ago the South western Carburetor Company of this city took the agency for the Congress tire and their sales have 5een so remarkably good that the district manager for the tire makers thought it necessary to come and learn the reason why.
 The Congress tire is made by the McGraw Tire and Rubber Com pany of East Palestine. Ohio, and their southwestern district manager, now in Phoenix. C. E. Pumphrey makes his headquarters in Dallas, Texas. In spite of the fact that the Congress tire is one of the heaviest tires on the market. it is a medium priced tire, while another feature that has made it sell we'll here is
Arizona republican., 1915-03-26

that the local agents are able to make replacement adjustments.
 Humphrey has just returned from an eastern trip and reports general conditions as much improved. His oompany's sales ranked fifth among the great tire concerns of the coun- try last season, fine showing when one considers that there are forty one manufacturers of automobile tires in this country
Arizona republican., 1915-03-26
Former Salt Lake Pennant Winner to Play First Base and Manage Team, While Brown Handles the Business for Club

Herb Hester and Jim Brown have qone together to promote the Phoenix baseball club in the Ria Grande league.
 Hester, who has played on three teams and managed them in organ zed baseball has won pennants every time. He will be the playing man. aeer of the Phoenix club. His posi- tion will be first base.
 Six left handed players, names not to be announced until contracts are signed, are being considered for the local club.
 An anti gambling provision will be made to keep the game clean in the new league.
 The organization meeting of the club owners and managers will be held within a week, probably at Tucson.
 The first games will be played on April 25, and the season will extend until September.
 Class B ball will be produced in a Glass Q setting, according to Hester.
Arizona republican., 1915-03-26

Tn a short heart to heart confer ence between Herb Hester and Jim Brown. rivals for the possession Of the Phoenix ball club in the Rio Grande league Yesterday the two settled their claims by joining 5O-5o to promote stellar ball in the south west Whatever claims to the fran chise each may have will be pooled, and they will work together to fin ance and manage the team. Brown will handle the business end and Hester will play first base and man age the team.
 Assured of the unqualified sup
Arizona republican., 1915-03-26
CIGAR INFLUENCE

What kind of cigars do you wish to give your husband. madam-Ha- vana or domestic?'
 "Oh, domestic, by all means. I'm giving them to him to encourage him to spend his evenings at home, you
Arizona republican., 1915-03-26
Venice Grand PriX Is
 Interesting Phoenix

Lorenzo Boido. Phoenix; Kenneth Verrill, Los Angeles; Al Ward, Los Angeles; Marty Graves, Los Angeles.
 EXCELSIOR-Carl Goudy, Fair burg, H.; Frank Montgomery, Los Angeles: Bob Perry, Chicago; Glenn Stokes, Los Angeles.
 HARLEY Y-DAVIDSON-Roy Artley San Diego; Leslie Red" Parkhurst, Milwaukee; Otto Walker, oakland i; Joe Wolters. Denver.
 CYCLONE-Dave Kinney, Pasa = dena; Don Johns, Los Angeles.
 THOR-Harry Grant, Portland Howard Shafer, Covina, Cal: Roy Breiter, Los Angeles; Harold Frank, Los Angeles.
 POPE-Charles Tobey, Pasadena; J. Hefflinger. Anaheim; Subs: Wells Bennett and Ernest Wilson.
 Private Entries
 INDIAN-Jan Basso, Joe Bozzni John Fletcher George Jakobe, G. P, Myers, Douglas Rodgers, F. D. Troutman, Fred Lodlow.
 DAYTON-E R. Greer Fred Nemec.
 HENDERSON-Ern Koch.
 HENRI GUERIN SPECIAI@Clo- dian Molas, champion of the French and -EngljsJl- -Gla sSas s.-r--,-,---
 EXCELSIOR-Roy Shaw and Au. gust Walters.
 But for the fact that it wa. thought inadvisable to put a youns rider in such class for his first bi, race, there would have been another privately owned machine-a Merke from Phoenix in the race. Frank Sell ner, one of the best sportsmen il the motorcycle game today offere, Harry Crandall of this city a fas mount for his grind But it wa found that Harry could not find trusty assistant to help him at hi pits, and that he was so youthful that it was deemed inadvisable t enter his name. Sellner is fitting u his machine for track work. and S Crandall will be ready to attain som more experience on Arizona track before he tries to break into a bi league.
Arizona republican., 1915-03-26
B|G CROWD WILL SEE LOCAL TEAMS CLASH
 AT RIVERSIDE TODAY

Principal items of interest in game today between the court house and city hall.
 Time-2: 30.
 Place-Riverside Park. Admission-Open to question. Umpire-Jim Brown, 32nd de- gree baseball man.
 Line -up-Still in the making Gov. Hunt will pitch first ball. Pink Lemonade, band music and big crowds.
 All will be on tap