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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
Literary Style"

A high school student writes this Of.
Hce inquiring what constitutes liter
airy style" Without trying to answer
this interesting and difficult question,
two remarks may be cited that throw
light on 1t.
When Charles james Fox was told
that his speech read well he retorted.
"Then II WIS Il bud speech" when
one of my congregation would tell me
at the end Of service that the ser
mon was tine." DR.. Lyman Abbott has
said. II knew had made failure"
In general the style Is good when 1t
ats the thought 80 well that the style
itself does not attract attention. AS
soon as you begin to be conscious of
the style-unless Of course you are
reading with that end In view-you
may be pretty sure it's bad style.
Style ID something like clothes or fur.
niture. The we'll dressed man Is the
man whose clothes do not attract at
tention. The we'll furnished room Is
the one you 50 out of satisfied, but
unable to describe the furniture.-Kan-
sas City Star.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09

They had been married only two
weeks and were going to spend the
evening with friends. They were to
meet friends Of their friends there. 1t
was expected that there would neces-
sarily be q show Of dignity when the
bridegroom and the bride arrived. All
of the company were there and sitting
around looking their sweetest when the
bridegroom and the bride arrived. A
bride always makes dignity essential
It happened that the bridegroom was
the particular friend Of the host. The
latter had never met the bride. She
was coming into an entirely new cir
Gle. 1t was expected when the Newly.
weds arrived that Mr.. Newlywed
would stammer and blush when he
introduced Mrs. Newlywed as bis wife.
Not 80 for this boy. He sauntered In
preceded by the dignified bride. Ev-
erybody in the parlor bristled up. But
It wasn't to be a bristling affair at all
Mr.. Newlywed simply swept around,
caught the host by the arm and LED
him before the bride.
"Dave, meet the old lady" he said.
Dignity exit Everybody laughed
and got acquainted in hurry. The
good natured introduction Of the host
to the bride loosened up the strings OF
social stress. The 'old lady" found
herself among Observation-Disclosures
News.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
Pepvs' View of Baths.

Pepys' Wow of baths probably rep
resentative of his generation -may he
gathered from contemptuous refer
ence to his wifes whimsical notion.
after spring cleaning. Of going to hot
bath in town to "cleane herself" How
ever. he reflected consolingly. the new
passion for cleanliness was not likely
to last. The idea of Pepys' French con
temporarics on tile same subject Is
Illustrated In little book on Christian
conduct, by Jean Baptiste de In Sale
"For the sake Of cleanliness" says the
author. lit Is well 10 rub the face every
morning with white towel. In order
to remove the dirt. 1t Is not advisable
to wash with water. for this exposes
the face to the chills Of winter and the
beats of summer"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
The Rock of Moses.

The rock of Moses lies In t!ie wild
valley Mt the base of Jebe Musa, the
Mount Of the Law. In the peninsula Of
Sinai. The rock Is eighteen or twenty
feet high. slightly inclined. n rough
indentation running over each side.
which Is inlersected here and there
with Sits. ana the stone Is worn away
in places NJ II from the effects OF run
ming water IT is beyond doubt the
oldest known legendary object In the
vicinity The Koran refers to this rock
more than once. and from these allu-
sions arose the reverence Of the Bed
ouins. who hold II sacred. From the
middle ages onward II has been visited
by Christian pilgrims. who have cary.
ed rude crosses on Its side. or all the
objects in the desert 1t is most closely
bound up with the simple faith OF its
wild inhabitants and Of its early visi.
tants.-Strand Magazine.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
Hints.

A fowl should be placed on its knees
for roasting. The juices will then natur.
ally fall, making the, white meat, which
is inclined TO DO dry, juicy and delicious.
Fifteen minutes before serving turn the
fowl on its back to brown the breast.
Keep a comfortable rocker in the
kitchen aud do not be afraid to use 1t.
Do you wear glasses and are you an
uoyed by steam settling on them when
YOU are out doors? Rub both sides OF
the lenses with soap, rub off with q soft
cloth aud polish with tissue paper.
Work is an honor. The dishonor is
10 not knowing how, or in Sinking your
share. Help the boys and girls get the
right attitude.
B.gonias must be kept in the house all
winter and their leaves often turn
brown and drop off. A teaspoon of sui
phur stirred in the soil around the roots
will prevent this.
II you have piece of lace so dainty
you are afraid to launder 1t, try this.
Basic smoothly on muslin and cover
with thick layer of prepared chalk.
Fold up and lay away for few days, af-
ter which gently brush and shake of
the soiled chalk and the lace will look
like new.
The best pot scraper in the world is a
painters palette knife, obtainable where
ever artists materials are kept, and us.
ually costs twenty five cents.
Don't be afraid of the fresh air those
cold days. 1t and sunshine are the best
preventives of disease. Stagnant air Ia
almost impossible to warm and 10 very
conducive to colds and headaches.
II there 10 damp cupboard in the
house. a box Of lime placed In 1t will
make 1t perfectly dry.
Try cooking the sausage in tho oven
instead Of frying II.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
Short and shsrp Justice.

II was short and sharp justice that
was melted out to the communists In
the Paris of the seventies Sir William
Butler in IAN Autobiography" tells Of
Z visit to the prison Of La Roquette:
I'VE were shown into small court
yard by a young naval lieutenant. who
coolly explained to us the processes Of
the trial and execution of the cOmmun-
istA We strip their right shoulders
he said II the skin Of the neck and
shoulders shows the dark mark pro-
duced by the kick Of the chassepot
rife the court pronoupces the single
word "classe:" II there IL no mark Of
discoloration ON the shoulder the presi.
dent says 'passe" aud the man Is re-
leased. Those tn whom "clnsse" Is said
are shot One hundred and fifty were
shot ut daybreak this morning In this
courtyard"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
Recipes.
BOSTON BROWN BREAD


2 cups graham -four, cups cornmeal,
2 cups sour milk, teaspoon salt, tea
spoon soda, 2 8 cup molasses. Stir the
flour and meal into the milk, add the
salt, and then the soda, after
d issolving it in a little warm water. Stir
all we'll aud turn into a creased bread
mould. Cover tightly and steam four
hours. When done, turn out aud bake
in oven five minutes. A tin lard pail
with smooth sides and tight cover makes
a good mould.
BAKED PORK CHOPS AND DRESSING
Wipe chops, put in hot pan and scar
ON both sides. Season with salt and
pepper. Put in a baking dish, then
place big spoonful of dressing on each
chop. Cover bottom of pan with water
and bake in oven until done, basting
about every ten minutes.
SAGE DRESSING
For use in the above recipe, ! cup
stale bread crumbs, IA cup melted but
ter, IA teaspoon salt, l 8 teaspoon pep.
per, 1.2 tablespoon powdered sage, Ia
cup boiling water. Moisten butter,
crumbs, sage, salt and pepper with the
boiling water and then mix together
thoroughly.
HAM SANDWICHES
Cut bread very thin, butter evenly.
Lay some very thin slices of boiled ham
betw cen two matched pieces, or better
still, grind the ham fine, mix with 9
little mustard and spread on the bread
Cover with second piece the same size
and shape, or cut piece of soft bread
very thin, spread slightly with butter,
then the finely ground ham, roll care
fully and it will not break, unless the
bread is very dry, and tie with little
band of baby ribbon. These are very
dainty for luncheons.
CHICKEN AND HAM
Take equal parts of cold ham and
chicken, heat with gravy or little but
ter and milk aud stir smoothly. When
cold use to spread sandwiches.
DREAMED CARROT PULP
Wash and scrape carrots and CRATE
outer red portion into bowl. Season
the pulp with pepper and salt, moister
with cream and heat very hot 10 g
double boiler. Place in baking dish
cover with buttered crumbs and brown
in the oven.
GLAZED SWEET POTATOES
Wash six small sweet potatoes ano
partially cook in boiling sailed water
with skins on. Drain, remove the
skins and cut in halves lengthwise and
place in a buttered pan. Make syrup BY
boiling for three minutes IL cup
sugar and 4 tablespoons water and ado
tablespoon butter. Brush potatoes
with syrup and bake until brown. bsst
ing with remaining syrup. Keep the
syrup on top of the potatoes as much al
possible.
scALLopED ONIONS
Cut boiled onions in quarters, put In
buttsred baking dish, cover with white
sauce, sprinkle with buttered cracker
crumbs and place on center CRATE In the
oven to brown.
WHITE SAUCE
2 tablespoons -four, l cup milk, !
tablespoons butter, l A teaspoon salt, ant
a few grains of pepper. Put the butter
in sauce pan, stir until melted and
bubbling, add -four mixed with season
ing and stir until thoroughly blended
Pour the milk on gradually, adding
about one-,hird at time, stirring until
well mixed, then beating until smooth
and glossy. A white sauce should bt
perfectly smooth. Care should be taker
So that the butter does not brown before
adding the flour.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
a Sisteriv Turn.

The Discharged Help (sullenly)-Well,
suppose | cAn look to you for a ref.
erence. ina'am.
The Former Mistress tcoldly)-Con
sidering all the unpleasant circum-
stances, don't see how you can expect
It. Have you any prospects,
"If | could get n reference I'm sure
Mrs. Barlow would take me on as par
lor maid"
"Alrs. Barlow? Mira. Barlow? That
woman! Sit down minute. Susan.
I'll give you reference that would
satisfy a serapb"-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
n,.h IA. NJ. Own Troubles.

March II was celebrated In the mid.
die ages as the day on which Noah en-
tered the ark. Noah's wife was always
the typical shrew Of the period In
the Chester cycle when Noah tells her
Of the coming food she sneers at him
for his credulity and abuses him Tor
always bringing bad news "Bidden
hold her tongue" her abuse only be-
comes more stinging. Noah strikes
her, she hits back. and good set-to
ensues till the man retires to make
the ark. When 1t ia finished she re
fuses to enter. wife. come In" says
Noah. why standest thou there"
Finally her sons bring her il by force
and Noah welcomes her. welcome
wife, unto this bote." and for his vel
come he gets a whacking which makes
him exclaim:
Lorde that women be grabbed ayei
And non are meke. I dare well saye.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
III. lsroe.. Ex.Ine. Crater.

The people Of Oregon doubt the as
sertion made by writer on Hawaii
that the extinct crater Of Haleakala Is
by far the largest In the world. That
crater Is said to be seven and half
miles long by two and a third Wide
and about 1000 feet deep. But In Cra-
ter Lake National park In southern
Oregon. which became national res
ervation In 1902, there Ia crater about
six miles long by four wide and 1000
feet deep. The lake within 1t. which
was discovered In 1853. has surface
Of twenty and one-quarter square
miles and a depth Of 1900 feet Geol-
ogists say that the extinct volcano. In
the vast crater Of which this wonderful
lake lies GIT feet above sea level. was
a mountain more than 10000 feet high.
perhaps the highest peak on our west.
ern Youths Companion.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
Thu Scotia Kilt

Some writers allude 10 the kilt as
"kilts," and In this connection a
Scotchman recently wrote letter to a
London Journal protesting as follows:
II would like as a Scotchman to pro-
test to you as an English journalist
against the reference one sees so fire.
quently In English newspapers to the
highlanders' kits The highlander
does not wear kits he wears kilt.
You may talk Of battalion Of soldiers
being dressed In kilts-though 1t would
be correct to say that they wore the
kilt-just as you would say the Per
sian ladies wear the yashmak. 1t IL
Just as absurd to say that General So
and-so wore 'greatcoats' as to say that
he wore kits The kilt Is single gnr
ment."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
Do Mot Worry or compIaln.

OO N0S VOLIy VI SonsP
When half the world IL at war and
suffering and misery are rife; when pow
erty and hunger stalk through lands
which have smiled In prosperity; when
towns and cities lie In ruins and man
calls upon the food of waters to sweep
away the still more fearful devastation
of armies; let us homemakers shut our
lips upon the trifling annoyances and
troubles of life, the little things that are
wont to annoy and bring forth words OF
irritation, and refuse at all to fret or
complain. mi,
Do not worry or complain. me
world to-day knows SO much worse Ills
than ours. This is the day In which triv-
ial erumbling shows badly and bespeaks
weak natures. We need all our ener-
pies. not only to right our own mis-
chances, but to help those In direst
need.
What are petty, daily trials like ours
in the face of woe and starvation and
death? In the present, worldwide Ca
lamity, our hearts should forget the day
of small things. We live in an atmos-
phere of awful, yet heroic deeds, which
the overweening pride and grasping am
bition of few have made necessary to
all. We have q battle to fight-tbe
battle of peace.
When others offend us; when they
speak unjust and cruel words, or do un-
lust and cruel acts, let US restrain our
resentment-for anger is the beginning
of maduess-that state of mind whence
war springs.
Or when, worst, perhaps of all, We
ourselves make the mistake, commit the
error, and find that the consequences,
which seem to US punishment, have re-
coiled upon our own heads, when:
"The illtimed truth we might have kept
who knows how sharp 1t pierced and
The word we had not sense to say
who knows how grandly 1t had rung9"
Even then, do not complain. This is
a time for brave doing, not for repining,
for following the counsels OF the wise
apostle, to forget the things that are be-
hind and reach forward to those that are
before. For to act our part we'll In the
present, we must look forward to the
future.
And, after all, the best cure for worry
and complaint is to help somebody
whose temptation to complain is far
greater than our own. The reflex grasp
of the hand of fellowship from suffer.
ing fellow mortal has a wonderfully
effect. 1t cheers the pres
emit, and, like the fash OF an electric
contact, it illumines the future.
With 90 much of the world needing to
be thought about and helped and cheer
ed, let Us cease to worry and complain
over the triflipg vexations Of daily life
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
Japanese Hotel Bedrooms.

In "Queer Things About Japan
Douglas Sladen gives picture Of the
japanese hotel bedroom. which still
leaves much to be desired In comfort
aud privacy: Before dinner Is over
you begin to long for your bed You
ask to be taken to your bedroom. but
your bedroom Is taken to you. Its
walls and the bed are brought in. The
walls are paper shutters which make
a slice of the sitting room your own;
the bed Is quilt, Take up your bed
and walk Is IN everyday occurrence In
the east, where n bed Is spread. The
only way Il European can get any com
fort out of Il Japanese bed Is to sleep
OH about half dozen ut once. one on
top Of the other. II you want to wash
you must do it outside. The japanese
will not allow basin Of water on
their precious mats"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
THEY KNOW IT'S SAFE.

Parents who know from experience In
sist upon Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound when buying medicine for
coughs, colds, Group and 10 grippe. @.
T. Lunceford, Washington, Ca, writes:
81 have used It for six yearA and It has
never failed. think It 10 the best rome
dy made for coughs and colds." A. E.
Shurtleff Co., South Paris. A. L. Clark
Drug Co., Norway
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
Cause of His Worry.

Ned I'm dreadfully worried about
my debts. jack It must be frightfnlly
annoying to be continually dunned
Ned-Oh. hang the duns! What wor'
ries me IL the melancholy fact that
can't get any more credit Kansas
City Journal.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
loo Good.

MARY. after the week is out shan't
need your services" the boarding house
keeper told her cook. "Your cooking
doesn't suit me-"
But the boarders seem to like It.
ma'am"
"Yes; that's why l must get another
cook"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
This war, indeed,
Is mixed up so
The more you read
The less you know.
WELCOME INFORMATION

Most middle aged men and women are
glad to learn that Foley Kidney Pills
give relief from languidness, stiff and
sore muscles and joints, puffiness under
eyes, backache, bladder weakness and
They get results. Contain
no harmful drugs. A. E. Shurtleff Co.,
South Paris. A. L. Clark Drug Co.,
Norway.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
His Birthmark.

An Irishman who had just Travelled
from Dublin to Glasgow to seek EN-
ployment was Informed that he had a
poor chance Of getting a job because
he was displaying marks consistent
with pugilism.
"You name that I've black eye. sir.
eh?
Exactly"
"Shure, that's only birthmark
which | have. You see. sir, l was com.
Ing from Dublin on the boat. and by a
mistake ! went into the wrong berth.
and the fellow who was there give me
this."-Lond0n Answers.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
His Speciality.

They tell me the apothecary at the
corner Is quite poet"
"Why notf Isn't poetry we'll known
a. q drug 10 the market"-B Baltimore
American.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
Aandino Him n Jolt.

Mabel-How are you getting on al
collage. Percy: Percy oh. all right
I'm trying awfully hard to get ahead.
you know. Mabel Well. heaven knows
you need one! Judge.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
QUICK ACTION WANTED

When one is coughing and splitting
with tickling throat, tightness in chest,
soreness in throat and lungs,-when
head Ia aching and the whole body rack.
ed with q cough that won't permit
sleep-he wants Immediate relief. Thou
sands say Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound Is the sures. and quickest acting
medicine for coughs. colds, Group and Ia
grippe. A. E. Shurtleff Co., South Paris.
A. L. Clark Drug Co., Norway.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
Little beams of moonshine,
Little hugs and kisses,
Make q little maiden
Change her name to Mrs.
NOT PRFI1Nn uJI1ST RIGHT >,

NOT FEELING JUST RIGHT"
When you get tired early In the day,
have an over-full feeling, are bilious,
have bad breath or suffer from indiges-
ton or constipation you will find Foley
Cathartic Tablets quick and comfortable
In action. They are wholesome and
health giving. Mr.. L. L. Levy, Green
Bay, Wis.,, says: "They do not grippe and
their effect is quick and sure. The finest
oathartic ever used" A. E. Shurtleff
Co., South Paris. A. L. Clark Drug
Co., Norway.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09

THIS-AND FIVE CENTS!
Don't miss this. Cut ont this slip, en-
close FIVE cents to Foley & Co, Chicago,
H., writing your name and address
clearly. You will receive 10 return q
trial package containing Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound. for coughs, colds
and Group. Foley Kidney Pills and Fo.
ley Cathartic Tablets. A. E. Shurtleff
Co., South Paris. A. L. Clark Drug
Co., Norway.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09

The worth Of state In the long run
4 the worth Of the individuals compoe
tnG tt-Johu Stuart Min.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09

w. T. Azbell, ex-postmsster Of Ed
wardsport, Ind, writes: 81 suffered
from severe trouble With my kidneys
and back. First bottle Of Foley Kidney
Pills gave me relief" Thousands testi.
~ that backache, rheumatism, sore
muscles, aching joints and bladder
weakness vanished when Foley Kidney
Pills were taken. A. e. Shurtleff Co.,
South Paris. A. L. Clark Drug Co.,
NORWAY
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
SANfOhD ii. w Lhbh' ''''
ORDER OF NOTICE THEREON.

DISTRICT OF MAINE, So.
On this 9th day OF February, A. ID. l'i'' Oh
rea.iing the foregoing petition, II Is raj
Ordered by the Court. that hearing We n
upon the same on the 9Th day OF April, a. NJ -
1915, before said Court Ut Portland, In saiI ,Ss,
trict, at 10 O'Clock In the forenoon; ana n .ns'
notice thereof be published In The oIforl D sDJ
that all known creditors, and other persons ~
interest, may appear at the said time and Pa ,5s
and show cause, II any they have, WI! wy
prayer OF said petitioner should not be GRANT, ,se
And 1t is further Ordered by the Court thas Wv
Clerk shall send by mail TO all known Iryu.s sei
copies of said petItion and this order, addresse'
to them at their places Of residence as staVei,
Witness the hON. CLARENCE HALE, ' D
of the said Court, and the seal thereof, al LOT
land, In said District, on the eth DAY Oh row
A. ID. 1915. u,v c,o,k
IS. JAMES T.. HEW Fl
true copy Of petition and order thereon,
GIL Attest: JAMES Z. HEWEi' C"iA'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
NOTICE.

This Is to give notice to oil parties Interested
that have this day given my son. Leslie u.
Remission, his time to act and trade for himself.
And shall claim none OF his wages on ana
aftnr tbis date. and shall not hold myself re-
sponsible for any debts which are contracted b.
him hereafter.
GEORGE w. REMISSION.
South Paris, Maine. February Is, 1915. $40
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
Not Artistic Work.

Footelight-And was the performance
artistic? Miss Sue Brette-No: the
scenery and the leading lady were
both badly painted.-Yonkers States
man,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
Bankrupt's Petition tor Discharge.


I" e G6% %nsisG q t. MASON, In Bankruptcy
Bankrupt.
To the HON. CLARENCE HALE. Judge OF me DIS
lrict Court OF the United States for the Distric
EbWARD f. MASON of Sumner, in the
II County of Oxford, and State Of Maine, In
said District, respectfully. represents that on
tie 10th day OF January, last past. ne was duly
a.!judged bankrupt under the Acts OF Congress
relating to Bankruptcy; that ne has duly sur
all 81, aS with al the
ncnts Of said Acts anu OF the orders OF Court
touching his bankruptcy:
Wherefore he prays, That nc may De aecreen
b. the Court to nave I hls ssss.s Under sa
BANKRUPTCY Acts, except such debts as are
excepted by law from such discharge.
Dated this 18th day of February, Az ID. 1913.
EDWARD Z. MASON, Bankrupt.
ORDER OF NOTICE THEREON.
DISTRICT OF MAINE. IS. ,
On this eth day Of February, a. u. i9io' On
rea.:ing the foregoing petition, IL Is
Ordered by the Court, That 4 hearing he hah
mon the same on the 9th t.ay OF April, A. u.
1915 before said Court NJ Portland, In saiu DIS
tr.ct, ut 10 o'clock IN the forenoon anu ,hat no
lice thereof Ice published In the OXFORD pemo.
erat. newspaper printed In said District, and
that all known creditors. and ether persons In
Interest, may appear at the said Time AMI piace,
and show cause, II any thcy hnrc, why suS
prayer of said petitioner should not be granted.
And Il Is further orlcret by tie Court, Inat
the Clerk shall send by mail 70 all known cred
itors copies Of said petition and this order, ad.
dressed to them at their places OF residence %
stated.
witness tho HON. CLARENCE HALE. Judge
of the said Court and the seal thereof, at Port.
land In said District, on the 9th day OF Feb, A.
d. 1918. ,,,,vrv ,,,
l.. D.. JAMES y: hEW SiStA'
A true copy Of petition and order thereoM
ali Itsss JAMES E. HEWEYs Clark.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1915-03-09
Too Much to Bear.

Friend-Why IRE you crying. Bobby?
Bobby-Ma whipped me because my
face was dirty and then washed It
Judge.