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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-01-01
TAKE SALTS TO FLUSH
KIDNEYS If BACK HURTS
Says Too Much Meat Forms Uric Aclo
Which Clogs the Kidneys and
eIrritates the Bladder.

Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like the bowels, get sluggish and clog
ged and need flushing occasionally,
else we have backache and dull misery
IN the kidney region, severe head
aches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver,
acid stomach, sleeplessness and all
sorts of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain in the kidney
region, get about four ounces of Jad
salts from any good drug store here,
take a tablespoonful in glass Of
water before breakfast for few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
4nls famous salts is made from the
Aeld OF grapes and lemon juice, COM
Dined with lithia, and is harmless to
nush clogged kidneys and stimulate
them to.normal activity 1t also neu-
tralizes the acids in the urine so it
no longer irritates, thus ending blad-
der disorders.
Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive;
makes delightful effervescent lithia-
water drink which everybody should
take now and then to keep their kid
neys clean, thus avoiding serious COM
plications.
A well-known local druggist says he
sells lots OF Jad Salts to folks who be-
heye in overcoming kidney trouble
"nlie 1t is only trouble.-Adv.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-01-01

tom. The magnet used in this case
was three and a half feet in width and
weighed three thousand pounds.
The ease with whichs the cargo was
brought to the surface gave rise 10
the suggestion that, given a sufficient
ly big magnet, sunken submarines
might be similarly salved at short
notice.
About a quarter Of a century ago
a french enthusiast published details
of truly ambitious electromagnetic
scheme. BY magnetism, be explained,
the moon could be brought down TO
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-01-01

drew into their old Asiatic home and
finally set their faces westward.
1t is believed that the invasion of
the Huns was the direct result of the
building of the Chinese wall. The
Huns are believed to be descendants
of the same people, who fought so
unsuccessfully with China.
The building of the Chinese wall
gave the Chinese a sense of security,
which turned them into an unwarlike
nation. The wall is so broad that in
places six horsemen can ride abreast
along it. 1t can accommodate a great
body Of fighting men. At intervals on
the hilltops guards We're placed and
they remained there for hundreds of
years. When hostile army was seen
approaching the signal would be given
and the people would rush to the wall.
There they would shoot such harmless
explosives down on the invaders as
tirecrackers and stink pots. These
pots resembled our bombs. They
were made of brilliant clay. They
burst on striking the ground. When
they burst they would let loose vile
smelling gas, much like hydrogen sui.
phide
Naturally they learned to fight with
out endangering their own lives. Even
to this day that is the way the China
man fights. The Chinese war with
Japan was an excursion trip for the
Japs.
The Boxer uprising shows the In
feriority of the Chinese as fighters.
Although China has a population
greater than all of Europe, any Euro
pean country could beat her in a
straight fight. The Boxers fought only
when they had superior numbers.
Even when the Chinese are we'll
equipped they cannot fight foreign
devils. While the wall saved the coun-
try from financial troubles 100 years
ago, yet it made the Chinese non
resistant people.
By enabling the people to go their
way, the wall has made of China the
most populous nation in the world.
Probably one-third of the worlds in
habitants live in China Not less
than one-fourth of the worlds people
live there. Not until modern times
did China go to war of any conse-
quence after the building of the wall
That was when the Manchus, who
lived north of the wall, swarmed over
the barricade and captured Picking.
The Manchus became the ruling peo-
pie and were reigning in China when
the Europeans entered. The Manchus
continued in power antil the estab-
lishment of the Chinese republic.
The stupendous work of the Great
Wall of China can be understood when
one considers that at one point it
crossed the peak of mountain 10000
feet high. The wall followed the
mountain ridges wherever there were
any. The stones were sometimes
picked from the ground near the wall.
When there were no stones there they
were brought a great distance If need
be to make the wall strong.
When one looks at the wall he can
not help but be struck with the curves
in the vast structure. These curves
are due to the theory that devils can
not walk in anything but straight
Lines.
In the Boxer uprising of 1900 the
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-01-01
Mo Hurry.

DO you believe in long engage
ments?" he asked, after she had con-
sented TO be his.
Yes, dearest" she replied. Il have
always thought it was such mistake
for two people to rush into matrimony
before they learned to really know
each other"
Well, about how long would you
wish the engagement to be-"
Let me see. Would you think it
was too long if we didn't get married
until week from next Thursday"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-01-01
WOULD BRING DOWN MOON
Ambitious Schemes of French Enthu-
siast Fortunately Never Brought
20 Conclusion.

The electromagnetic, which is being
successfully used in French hospitals
for the extraction of bullets has man
fold possibilities. Recently the Unit
ed States Steel company. by means
o, electromagnetic power. recovered
rom the bed of the Mississippi a car
= of nails which had gone to the bot
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-01-01
CLEAR YOUR SKIN
By Daily Use OF cuticura Soap and
Ointment. Trial Free.

You may rely on these fragrant
supercreamy emollients to care for
your skin, scalp, hair and hands Moth
ing better to clear the skin of pimples,
blotches, redness and roughness, the
scalp of dandruff and itching and the
hands of chapping and soreness.
Sample each free by mail with S2-p.
Skin Book. Address postcard, Cuticura,
Dept. Y /. Boston. Sold everywhere. ADV.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-01-01

the earth, and allowed gently to rest
on the Saharan desert. That done. 1t
would be absurdly simple to avail our
selves of the immense mineral re-
sources of our satellite.
AS it happened, however, the thing
was never probably be-
cause it was discovered that the min
eral wealth of the moon would be a
very poor substitute for the lunar
tides If the ocean, the stcppage Of
which would tend to paralyze the wa
terborne commerce Of the whols
world
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-01-01

The Customer-These grand opera
photograph records are nc good.
can't get anything out of half of them
The Salesman-They are our finest
achievement. You never can tell when
these records will sing. They're so
temperamental.-L Opinion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-01-01
Sac kent 1er Vow.

Gladys vowed she would never live
70 be gray-haired."
She has kept her oath. found her
IN dyeing condition"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-01-01
His Own Eault.

"Sir, your daughter has promised to
become my wife"
well. don't come - me for sympa-
thy; you might know something would
happen to you, hanging around here
five nights a k"-Houston Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-01-01
Her Lesson.

The young idea" unused the substi
tute teacher, doesn't have to be
taught to shoot paper wads."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-01-01

ONE seventeen hundred
years ago when not one of
the present powers of Eu-
rope was in existence,
when the few who dared
say they were Christians
were being prosecuted in
Rome, when the Germans
unrn still o. n,.nrra
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-01-01

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
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Just Bye comfort Write for hook OF the I'VE
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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-01-01

Awaiting the outcom,

"The folks at our hotel are greatly
interested in a problem"
What is it,"
'An irresistible blonde has just met
an immovable bachelor. Judge.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1915-01-01
ms and Outs.

Ins and Outs.
Smith is on the outs with our club"
"Well2"
$50 he's got 1t in for us"
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WANTED

Butteraut and Black Walnut Meats.
Write, stating price per pound, number
of pounds you can furnish. Address
P. o. Box S98, Omaha, Neb ADV.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-07-15

day after the Russians left. A friend
Of mine here, who was born In Memel,
has received letters lately written from
that pretty city. Do you know what
those vermin-infested. physically d.
seased beasts did in Memel? Do not
! be alarmed. / am not going to relate
it. But from the admirable letters of
Herbert Corey, the American correspon
dent of the Cincinnati "Times-Star,"
you can form some idea of the condi-
ton of other places and people visit
ed thus by the Russians. The point
is, that much as you would deplore
such horrors, this is one Of the ar
mics which you are hoping will ride
over and subdue us. So you begin to
see why we can hardly write to you
lust as formerly?'
In the Trenches of Flanders. .
In those trenches stand today-un-
less American bombs or dum-dum
bullets have killed them-many young
men whom we admire and love. They
include musicians, artists, scientists,
students and professors. Opposed to
them, at a distance of a few meters,
are Senegal negroes, Indians, Turcos
and Notwithstanding for civilization
OF course-against whom these refined
and rarely gifted youths must fire.
uuently contend in h~and-to-hand bayo-
net fights! If these young Germans
are spitted und stabbed to death by
those savages, some of whom r ap-
parently first cousins to gorillas, you
must logically rejoice. You hope that
they, and those who UNANIMOUSLY called
them there, will carry freedom and
civilization over the Rhine to Heidel-
berg and Bonn! What you are prac-
tically saying is: Anything is good
enough to kill a German" Can you
expect us, to whom such a result
would be heart-breaking and abhor-
rent, to feel the same cordially TO-
ward you, while you hold such senti-
ments? Would that you understood
the German spirit! These men, in
spired by their love of country, need
no cheap appeals, such as are pla-
carded on English walls and tram
cars, imploring citizens to enlist in
Kitchener's army. Besides the SOL
diers liable to service, hundreds of
thousands of young Germans have vol
unteered to drive the advancing foes
from their loved fatherland, singing
the noble German songs, which have
such thrilling words as "Gott schuetze
unser theures geliebtes V~aterland,"
''Haltet aus, haltet aus "Fest steht
und treu die Wacht am Rhein," or
Zine feste Burg list unser Gott."
Through lannon's deafening thunder
peal,
Through charges against walls of
steel,
Through blazing street and flooded
field,
With courage that will never yield
Thy sons go, singing, to their doom
The fatherland's immortal bloom!
And England!
We are simply dumbfounded at your
attitude toward that arch-hypocrite
among the nations, whose monster
empire is based on ruthless conquest,
and whose record in opium-cursed
China, in starving India, in the con-
centration camps of the Boer repub-
lies, in ruined Ireland, and even in
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-07-15
Cine @habelung 0lerrebber 9ruppen in ben aarpatben, Die bs elmer 9efos'
nos5ierung auf ru6Mbe &rafte f0bt, er0ffnet os Sener mf ben Seuo.

in Vienna will find no fulfillment. No
armed Englishman or Frenchman, or
any of their pa%rticolored savages, will
ever cross the Rhine or see the Spree.
Whatever else may come, not that!
But England, your beloved master,
has already lost much-very much
that she will nevermore regain. Nor
is the story of her losses ended.
The principal object for which Eng
land has intrigued and fought many
generations has been to keep Constan-
tinople and the Bosphorus from Rus
sian hands. Now she has been com
PEELED not only to concede them to
her formerly hated rival, but even to
fight to bring them into his posses
sion! Through her mad jealousy of
Germany, England has turned the
whole East topsy turvey, sacrificed
her own prestige, and made Japan the
lord of the Pacific, India and Egypt
are no longer hers securely, and the
final Nemesis is at her threshold. You
will perhaps one day perceive how
foolish you have been not to have
given from the first your sympathies
to the Teutons in their efforts to beat
back the Slavs and to obtain for all
the freedom of the seas. These two
things they will do, but alas, not with
your goodwill and moral aid. To you
will fall the baneful influence of Eng
lands policy in the Far East, and you
will live to see the arrogant, though
decadent, Briton put into the place
he would long since have been COM
PEELED to occupy, but for the mass Of
gold which he had ravished from a
subject world.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-07-15
WHY is 1T?
By John L. Stoddard, Well-Known
American Author, Residing
in Austria.

Mad1teben0 geben mir einen bon
Dem %befan11ten merifaniiden Mutbo=
rem Sobn 8. Sto0aro, ser felt et11igen
Sabren IN Seiterrei6 li6 aufbalt, ner>
faBten un0 inn She @ital Siiue" ber-
Dffentliaten Mrtifel mieber, Ser fit
ii6 ielbit ipridt:
I have received some letters lately
from America, whose authors ask me
why 1 do not write to them as former
ly and why a difference of opinion"
as regards the war should mar our
friendship. I have replied as follows:
To US Americans, who, through
some years of residence in Germany
or Austria, have learned to know and
love these countries, this is no SIM
pie difference of opinion" 1t is a
part of our existence. You, at a dis
lance of four thousand miles, are able
to discuss the subject accidentally,
but we are in the warning countries.
We know at first hand of their hero
ism, their exertions and their suffer-
ings. We also know that were this
wal a war conquest, the entire nation
WOulu uOI uSuI do IL
does today. We are surrounded by a
multitude of sick and wounded men,
who in the awful firing line have risk
ed their lives in u defense. We see
pathetic wrecks of splendid manhood
youths whose limbs were frozen in
the icy trenches, men whose perforat-
ed lungs will never heal, AMI scholars
whose keen eyes have been forever
darkened by splinters from American
%shrapnels. Many of these we knew be-
fore. Many who fought beside them
will return no more Parents also,
who are proud to give their soes, yet
every day await with bated breath the
published list of the dead and missing,
are to us familiar figures. We know
what History will yet confirm-that
these two empires never wished for
or provoked this war. We know, how
ever, that our enemies, including Bel
GUM, plotted and prepared for it. We
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-07-15
SIR f0nnt tets Bier baben.
SIR f0nnt immer 8ier in Cur

SIR f0nnt INNER 8ier in gurem
Seller fir Cure 6amilie unb 1reunoe
baben gleidDiel mie melt SIR bon ei-
ner Sdanfmirtbid)aft ODER Sier.De-
partement tpobnt. Sbr f0n1t es oi-
reft aus Ser 8rauerei be5ieben 1d)on
perpadt ent1peoer in Gafet ooer Site
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faulen> madt iebr menig 9eldtDeroe,
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in gurer Nabe babt, Damn
lit 6os Ser bette @eg; tpenm
aber nidt, idreibt o6er ididt cine
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rel. @ebral1dt INNER r111r 3unaI-
peiB, 6as Before Bier. Shreibt nab
Der MinneapoIis 8reping So. fir
S11ll ttruftionen un6 Hreiie.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-07-15

to carry out that scheme under such
circumstances? Yet he argues that
it should be done ad majorem gloriam
regni! And you?
/ write these words on a lovely
Spring morning in the fruitful valley
of Andreas Hofer. Before me for a
score of miles is a vast, undulating
sea of scented bloom. If your desires
are fulfilled, this may become a hell
of devastated fields, burned houses,
and earth-strewn corpses. My garden
may be n of those devastated, my
villa one of the dwellings burned, my
body n of the corpses. OF purse
you do not wish that such a fate
should befall me personally, but in
so far as you are eager for the reali-
zation of the above mentioned plan,
you stand among the foes who. would
destroy us.
We still think tenderly of our old
friendship. We wave hands to you
across the death-flled trenches in to-
ken of that old affection. But so long
as you regard as "Barbarians" these
noble nations struggling against a
dastardly conspiracy; so long Is you
caluminate one of the finest, noblest-
hearted men the world contains today
the Emperor William II; and so
long as you desire a result which
means for us and for the world a great
calamity, how can you think that we
can be the old-time friends? .
One Word More.
There will inevitably come a time
when you will have a rude awakening.
Do not deceive yourselves. Germany
never will be conquered. Never! More
over, the wonderful victories of Hin
denburg and Mackensen Gust amour
ced May 5th) prove that there is now
no possibility that Austria-Hungary
will be subdued by her colossal foe.
The braggart prophecies about the In
dams camping in Berlin and Cossacks
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-07-15
arm=2dntcrciem
feine 5ruei uber BRET &omnii-
iiunen. Die 3eit 5a unteriudem
lit, bepur SIR fanft.

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ton 1T MIR BRET Meilen bon @trome
unb lit cine Ser beiten Seftioner in,
Nitrift fir eemifdtes Sorn,en ober
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gerobid,1mt nidt, Dies an unterfafen,
bepor SIR fonittpo fduft.
4erman GpIes,
5trome, MIta, Canada.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1915-07-15

america, is an everlasting disgrace.
You know that she Is trying to starvs
our two beleaglred empires and to
deprive our millions of noncombatants
Of the necessities Of life. Yet you
wonder that We retaliate and warn
all merchant ships, under penalty of
destruction, not to bring food to her!
You know that England rides rough
shod over the rights of neutral ma
tions, that she even dares to hold up
and to confiscate United States mail
and, If she likes, suppresses cable
grams from America to neutral lands
like Switzerland! Moreover, the Eng
lish censor regulates your news! The
American correspondent, Colonel En-
erson, sent seventy-eight cablegrams
to the United States in the first
months of the war. Only three went
through unchanged, and these told of
German reverses; a fourth was fall
sified and ,seventy-four we're suppress
ed. What towards you are to submit
to this! Do not say that we, who
are temporarily residing here and
have not hurried home through fear,
are un-American." We are infinitely
more American than those of you who
have not still enough of the old spirit
of your fathers to resent such action
from that unchanged tyrant of the
seas, whom they twice fought victor
iously. You have-and you deserve to
have-the contempt of the world.
Think of Through fear of England
the Boston postoffice has refused to
forward to me, ven at the sender's
risk, a little package of tea, although
whole shiploads of guns and ammuni-
ton are meanwhile on their way to
France and England! England is
treating you as she did in 1912. She
is today lampooning the German En-
peror as she ridiculed and insulted
Abraham Lincoln in our Civil War.
She DULLES you, snubs you, ruins your
commerce, humiliates you in the eyes
of European neutral nations and even
of the Allies, and save for a few cou-
rageous men like Governor Colquitt
of Texas, you sit there hypnotized by
such silly words as "Militarism" and
"Bernhardi," and kiss the hand that
cuffs you. Thank God, you are not all
so. Friends write me that there are
really millions there who think as we
do, and I read with joy of such Ame-
ricans of British descent as Quincy
Adams of Boston, and Professors Hall,
Wheeler, Sloane and Burgess, who are
advocates of the Teutonic cause. I
need not say that those of you who
recognize the truth about these en-
pires and wish for their success, were
never so dear to us as now. We love
you and are grateful to you for every
word and act of sympathy. God bless
you!
The Shipment of Arms.
But the story is not ended. More
than sc per cent. of the wounds and
deaths now caused in the ranks of
German, Austrian and Hungarian
troops are the result of bombs and
bullets sent from the United States!
You know in your hearts that this
makes your assertion of neutrality a
mockery, and exposes the President
and the nation to unmitigated scorn.
The United States by its continual
enormous shipments of arms, horses