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The Ordway new era., 1915-09-24
A Bird story.

Irate Diner-Hey. waiter! There's
not a drop Of real coffee in this mix.
ture.
Fresh Waiter-Sone little bird told
you, suppose?, ..t.
Irate Diner-Yes, swallow.-Lon.
don Answers.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-24
Only Man Left.

Little Lola's papa was very homo
iy, ana one day, after looking at him
steadily for some time she said;
Mamma, was papa the only man left
when you got ready to marry"
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-24
1t Wasn't Necessary.

Mamma--Have you been fighting
again?
Small Jchnny-Not very much,
Mammal do not understand.
Small Johnny-Well. you see, the
boy 1 licked wasn't much OF tighter
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-24
Mosquito Repelient.

Oil OF citronella, 1 ounce; spirits
OF carnphor. l ounce: oil of cedar. "
ounce. Apply early and often.
The Ordway new era., 1915-09-24

~ get rid of Hcas permanently
:: : ; s; + !: s; : : ! !: !: =; !: !:
itroy the adult heas. but this
A. al should be accompanied by n
y - thorough cleaning out of all
MI l.. ,s.l,i iLl, hoi
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-08-04
HELPFUL WORDS
From a Richmond Citizen

Is YOU back lame and painful?
Does it ache especially after exer
ton?
Is there a soreness in the kidney
region?
These symptoms suggest weak kid
neys.
If so, there is danger in delay.
Weak kidneys get fast weaker.
Give your trouble prompt attention.
Doans Kidney Pills are for weak
kidneys.
Your neighbors use and recommend
them.
Read this Richmond testimony.
Edgar S. Mote, "a South Twentieth
street, Richmond, says: Il suffered
terribly from backache and kidney
weakness. The least cold | caught
settled on my kidneys and | could
hardly straighten. Soon after began
using Doans Kidney Pills was rid
of the trouble. l publicly endorsed
poan's Kidney Pills some years ago
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney pills-get Doan's
Kidney Pills-the same that Mr.. Mote
had. Foster Milburn Co., Props, Buff
falo, n. Y.-Adv.
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MANY PICNICS FILL
CALENDAR Of EVENTS
AT FOUNTAIN CITY

FOUNTAIN CITY. Ind, Aug. "A
quite home wedding was solemnized
Saturday evening at $3.50, at the home
of the bride, formerly Miss Mabel Har-
rison, now Mrs. Clayton Daugherty, Of
Jacksonburg. Rev. Livengood of
Lynn, officiated Her many Fountain
City friends extend congratulations.
Mr. Fall and family have moved to
Fountain City, where he will take
charge of the drug store, purchased
some weeks ago.
A picnic dinner was given at the
home of Miss Naomi Dwiggins, Sun
day Those present We're: Misses
Mildred Davis, Elenor Huff, Naomi
Dwiggins and Messrs. Elmer Barnes,
Harold Hough, Lloyd Pyle; also Mr..
and Mrs Forest Lacey and Mr.. and
Mrs. Clifford Hunt, and son, Reynolds.
, The e. w. G. realized quite little
profit from their popcorn and candy
sale Saturday.
Miss Helen Kenworthy of Reid
Memorial hospital, is visiting F. M.
Lacey and family.
Hold Annual Outing.
The annual picnic was held at Mel
vim Coggshells, Sunday, in honor of
the birthdays of Ana Kinert, G. A.
Dwiggins, Elmer Clark and Omar
Wolf. Those present were: M. M.
Lacey, Jennie Scarce, G. A. Dwiggins
and wife, o. G. Thomas and family,
Chalmer Aughee and family, E. T.
Smith and family, Denver Goggshell
and wife, Alva Study and family, Elsie
Hampton, Melvin Coggshell and
daughters, Ocie and Emma, Frank
Lamb, all of this place; Omar Wolfe
and family, Clarence Pitts and wife,
Mr.. Lewis and Mrs. McConkey and
family, from Williamsburg; Everett
Davis and family of Indianapolis; Ona
Kinert and Elmer Clark of Richmond,
and O. w. Smith of Winchester.
The funeral of the little daughter
of Jesse Harrison will be Tuesday
morning from the home. 1nterment at
Arba.
Visit Mr.. Hatfield.
Philip White of Lisbon and Mr..
Samuel White of Moreland, were
guests of G.. N. Hatfield, Sunday
Mr.. Fred Hill and family, also Mr..
and Mrs. Loren Hill, were guests OF
Wesley Retiring, Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Skinner motor
ed to Fountain City, to be the guests
of Fred Lacey, Sunday.
Mrs. George Phyllips and daughter.
Rena, are visiting in indianapolis.
Miss Clementine Overman is taking
a course in stenography at the Rich
mond Business college.
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WHITEWATER

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Knoll and fam
ily were guests of Mr.. and Mrs. All
gust Knoll and family Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Omar Simpson and
family of New Paris spent Sunday
with Mr.. and Mrs. William Simpson
and family.
Mrs. Sude Jordan has returned from
Richmond after a few days visit with
her sons.
Joseph Throckmorton visited at
Muncie Sunday.
Miss Dorothy Knoll has returned
after spending the past week with the
Rev. and Mrs. James Richardson at
Modoc.
William G.. White has been spending
a few days with Fred G. White and
family at Richmond.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Shank, Mr., ana
Mrs. Harvey Shank attended re-
union at Dayton, Sunday.
Motor to Capital.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Knoll and fam
iIy motored to indianapolis Friday and
spent the day with relatives.
The Ladies' Aid society OF the NJ. y.
church will give an ice cream social
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tax 16 cents on the hundred

township tax 16 cents on the hundred
dollars.
2. Local tuition expenditures 81 $40,
and tax 16 cents on the hundred dol.
lars.
3. Special school expenditures
$4,000, and tax Sc cents on the hun
cred dollars.
4. Road tax expenditures $3.50, to
be worked out, and tax Is cents on the
hundred dollars
5. Additional road tax expenditures
$500, and tax 10 cents on the hundred
dollars.
z. Poor expenditures for proceeding
year $4S.36, and tax 1 cent on the hun,
dred dollars.
Total expenditures $6,O0Ss6, and to.
tai tax 81 cents on the hundred dollars
Total assessed valuation of taxable
property of the township for the year,
1915, $513,934
Total number of polls in township,
"a: so cents on each poll.
(Signed VIM. H. WILSON, Trustee
Dated August l, 1915. Alt
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WANTED

First class ]. and L. hands; steady
work to right men. Apply at once to
THE NATIONAL AUTOMATIC TOOL
COMPANY. 2-3t
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nd tax "a cents on the hundred dol

and tax "a cents on the hundred dol
lars.
8. Special school tax expenditures,
$4,000, and tax As cents on the hun
dred dollars.
4. Road tax expenditures $500, and
tax 20 cents on the hundred dollars,
paid in labor
5. Additional road tax expenditures
$500, and tax 10 cents on the hundred
dollars
Z. Poor expenditures for preceding
year $780, and tax cents on the hun
dred dollars.
Total expenditures $S,705, and total
tax 1928 on the hundred dollars.
The taxables of the above named
township are as follows:
Total value Of lands and i'm
provements ...............s5os,es $50
Total valuation of personal
property ....... 222 $50
Valuation of railroads, express
companies, palace car COM
panies, telegraph lines, tele-
phone lines, ETC., etc. (Esti-
mated from last years tax
duplicate.) ................. 174,659
$s05 1899
Amount of credit on account of
mortgage exemption .$172.3 $50
Net taxable property Of town
ship .$733,649
Number of polls, 165.
fSigned) CHAS. H. BOND, Trustee.
Dated August 2, 1915. Alt
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and entertainment Saturday evening

and entertainment Saturday evening
at Laurel hall.
Miss Hazel Jennings entertained
Misses Estella and Leona Hunt at din
ner Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Jellison and
daughter of Parker were here Wed
nesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Staley enter
tanned Mr.. and Mrs. Russell Pitcher
and William Rhoads Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Roberts and
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Knoll and fam
lily attended the Wilt reunion last
Sunday at Greenville.
Mr. and Mrs. Lawson Hunt and
family of Webster called on James
Robinson Sunda..-.
John H. Addleman was called to
Chicago by the death of his brother,
William Addleman.
Mrs. Cleve Pyle, who has been i'll
for some time, is able to sit up.
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TRUSTEES REPORT.

Expenditures and tax levies for the
year, 1916.
The trustee of Clay township, Wayne
county, proposes for the yearly expen-
ditures and tax levies by the advisory
board at it's annual meeting, to be held
at the bank on the 7th day of Septem-
Der, 1915, commencing at 2 o'clock p.
m., the following estimates and
amounts for said year:
l. Township expenditures $3.50, and
township tax IL cents on the hundred
dollars.
2. Local tuition expenditures $4,000,
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-.-.-. T.7-. : = - se--a
WANTED

WANTED unfinished rooms, near
main, between 9th and 10th. Ad-
dress s03h S. 9Th st. 2-3t
WANTED-To borrow money to build
or trade lot on cottage. Address
Mrs. o, care Palladium. SOFT
WANTED-To buy cheap, horse and
buggy. John Stratton, Starr Piano
Co. 3-2t
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TRUSTEES REPORT.

Expenditures and tax levies for the
year ending July 81, 1915.
The trustee of Harrison township,
Wayne county, proposes for the yearly
expenditures and tax levies by the ad-
visory board at it's annual meeting, to
be held at my office, the following esti-
mates and amounts for the said year:
1. Township expenditures $3.50, and
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INVITES EN- 70 RETURN.

GREENCASTLE, Aug. 4.-Gene
Henderson, an inmate of the state
penal farm, who drives the bus, al
ways invites the departing ones to
come and see us again" Genes in
vitations are taken advantage of quite
often, the penal farm authorities say.
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LOST

LoST-Small purse between w. lst
and IND on kinsey st. Reward Re-
turn to III Kinsey st. Phone 3095. A-St
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Ladies' house dress with sleeve in
either of two lengths
This desirable model has a popular
Apiece skirt, made with a neat lap
tuck at the back seam. The waist
shows a square yoke Ga new style fea-
ture) with plated fullness at the
fronts. The sleeve in wrist length is
stylish and quite in keeping with the
shirt waist style of the waist In ell
bow length it is attractively cool and
comfortable. The skirt has popular"
pockets, is cut with ample fullness,
and will be very satisfactory as to fit
and style. This design is fine for ging-
ham, chambray, percale, wolfe, linen.
galatea, seersucker if used as a house
dress. For bushes wear, tub silk,
wolfe, crepe, poplin OF taffeta would
be nice. The pattern is cut in sizes:
"a, SO, 3s, 40, AZ and "A inches bust
measure. 1t requires z yards of So
inch material for 36-lnch size. The
skirt measures about 3 years at the
foot
A pattern of this illustration mail
ed to any address on receipt of 1Oc in
silver or stamps.
Address your letter to Richmond
Palladium Pattern Department, Rich.
mond. Indiana.
Name OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. .........
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FOR SALE

FOR SALE-A few more exceptional
bargains in .econd hand cars. Qua.
ker City Garage, 1918 E. Main st.
FOR SALE-3k H. P. Pope motorcy-
Gle engine, cheap. S12 Main. 12-tf
SPIRELLA CORSETS and VIM.
Franks children's waists, 525 Main
ST. Mary Kielhorn Martin. corsetiere.
Phone 24ss.
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WANTED-Upright boiler for heating
purposes. Inquire Richmond Garage
n. 7th st. 31-4t
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-24
IRISH FOES JOINED BY WAR
Nationalist and Ulster Volunteers Are
Fighting Side by Side in
the Trenches.

Dublin.-A band of the Irish guards,
which even a few months ago would
have received an unfriendly greeting
anywhere in Ireland, arrived here on
a recruiting tour and was enthusiast
tically cheered as it marched to the
Mansion house, playing "St. Patrick's
Day"
There was another remarkable
scene here when John E. Redmond,
the Irish nationalist leader, reviewed
25, 1000 of the Irish national volunteers
and in a speech said that Of the ma
tionalist and Ulster volunteers, who
had organized to fight one another,
more than $4,000 were now fighting
side by side ON the continent, or in
training to go there.
Perhaps for the first time in Irish
history such scenes have been wit
messed, and certainly there has been a
change from the days when an Irish
man who Joined the army was
Stunned by many.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-24

He IA the night-watchman Of an
apartment house uptown, but l gave
her an easy speech to the effect that
he was Bill Mendelssohn, a grandson
of old mar Mendelssohn, who once
wrote a wedding march so carelessly
that it is now used as a coon song.
She gasped and gurgled with de-
light-in Bohemia and having the time
of her young life. SO | let her dream.
In the meantime Hep, with a bucket
of wine, was busy trying to put out
tho fire in the well Max used as a
neck.
Every time a waiter looked at our
table Helps roll would blaze up.
Peaches presently concluded she'd
broaden out a bit on Art and the Old
Masters, so she asked Max If he liked
Rembrandt.
Max looked at her out Of the cor
ner of his eye and murmured, Much
'bliged, but I'm up to here now!"
Then he pointed at his Adams
Apple and fell asleep.
Hep vas beginning to see double.
Every once in a mile he'd stop hum.
ming Here Comes My Daddy Now
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-24

was busy trying to lead a swift life
by ordering a settler lemonade it
didn't make much difference what I
called him.
Hep must have been sitting over a
%trapdoor, because suddenly wine-cool-
ers began to festoon themselves
around about him. Blue w~ine-coolers
appeared at his right, magenta wine
coolers at his left, and ice, drift ice
as far North as the eye could see.
Presently a platoon of walters began
to annoy the corks and then followed
a correct imitation of the second day
at Gettysburg.
One cork went owe quickly to an
other table and struck a fat moneyed
person from Pittsburgh between the
second and third floor of his accordion
chin. He thought 1t was one o'clock
so he arose hurriedly and left the
room.
For months he'll be telling the home
folks how he beat the police to it at
closing time.
Meanwhile Max was overheard with
a splash. For the first ten minutes
he had three walters on the verge of
nervous ~prostration trying to supply
the suds fast enough. But Max didn't
play Rugby rules-he used two
glasses and both hands. After a time.
however, he feathered both bars and
dr1fted aimlessly with the tide.
Pardon mel" said Peaches to MAY
in an effort to pass out a bit of Soci.
ETY. Salve, but do you find it inter.
esting-this glimpse of Bohemia ?"
Bohemia nothing!" dubbed Max.
This joint is Cosmopolitan-sure
thing! The chef is a Frenchman /.
the pastry cook is a Greek; the head
waiter is a German; they got a HIM.
garian v~iolinist and the proprietor has
a wife and two kids in Jersey Citv
but he don't go there much. Bohemian
not on your powder puff"
Peaches took the count, then sbe
leaned over and whispered to me
What is he?-a painter?"
oh! he's a painter all right
squeaked; when some one leads him
up to a tub"
Water colors or oil?" she asked
"Oil," / said; "fusel OIL"
HAS he ever done any good thing?'
she queried.
Eyes" | said; Hep Hardy"
"Oht I'm enjoying this so much ;
she coo-cooed. giving Max and hi.
past performances the sudden pass-by
who Is that man at that other tabl,
with the fawn-like ayes and the lonl
hair?"
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-24

who carries on a horrible nerve-rack-
ing form of guerilla warfare in closer
proximity to you after a few days
spent in the mud.
His pertinacity and vitality is
amazing. He requires ten times as
much killing as any German, but our
medical service has proved equal to
the task Of circumventing his wiles.
The battalion is paraded and marched
to the nearest bath. often this is I'M
der shell fire, and the shrapnel is
screaming overhead. But no one heeds
such trifles as these. Each man strips
and throws his shirts, un~derclothes,
and socks into a heap. His uniform
he takes off, and ties to it his tin iden-
LITIGATION disk. At a word Of command
groups of fourteen nude forms with
a wild howl of joy rush into each of
the steaming tubs. From these arise
a chorus Of screams and chat as the
men soar or duck each other in soap
suds.
Clothes Steamed and Washed.
Meanwhile the uniforms are placed
in another vat, and steamed for ten
minutes. The heat is so great that
no evaporation takes place, and they
come out perfectly dry. Each man
as he energies from the bath after
his allotted span is handed a towel and
a fresh set of underclothes.
He then dries himself, puts his
new garments on, and claims his uni
form, recognizing it by the identified
ton disk. The underclothes, which
he took off are then boiled or steamed
in great watts, and then handed over
to the washerwomen who are en-
ployed for this purpose at four francs
$50 cents) a day. They are then care
fully inspected and If found perfectly
clean are made up into sets, and are
available for the next battalion which
comes to be washed.
l was present when a territorial
battalion was having its turn. A young
printers clerk said to me:
This is the day we all live for. It
helps you to get back your ~self-respect
just when you feel you are sinking
to the level of brute beasts from mud
and dirt. l don't believe one of us
would surrender his turn for a fver."
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-24
SEEING LIFE 1U11h
FYAN1JOHN HENRY
NSNAWG eO1qeX HObart
John Henry on CabaTetS
Henry on CabaTets
Upright, 1915. by the Mcclure Newspaper syndicateO

The head waiter met us at the edge
of the reservation.
Hep slipped him something that
made a noise like FIVE dollars and the
H. w bowed. Hep slipped him again
and he bowed lower. Hep slipped
him another little map of the mint and
Fl. WIS forehead scraped the floor.
Hep ceased slipping and the H. w.
came up on the other side and led
us to a table.
The room was a-dazzle with Gaudy
Lights. Rag-time music hurried away
from a preoccupied orchestra, hit the
ceiling, bounced off and scampered
around the tables. Laughter, both re-
fined and careless, tried to drown the
clatter of dishes-and won out. Ciga-
rette smoke and Mary Garden per-
fume clinched in a death struggle all
over the place and Mary put the boots
to Murad every time.
so this is Bohemia" sighed
Peaches as the head waiter pulled out
a chair and dared her to sit down.
John, dear, do point out the celebri-
ties to me, won't your"
They haven't come in yet" l CUR
gled, and Hep let loose a laugh so
nearly like that Of a nervous coyote
that four walters rushed up. prepared
to take any kind of a tip.
Just as we were sinking gracefully
into our plush chairs, and the Sicilian
brigand was about to take our order,
who should float into the dry-dock but
Max Mincenstein, one of Helps friends
after 2 A. NJ.
l don't know how Max eyer pressed
close enough to get on Helps staff.
Max has money. He'll always have
1.-THE same money.
Max is a lazy loosener.
When the waiter returns with the
check Max is the busiest talker in
the bunch.
Max loves money. Money loves
Max. They are inseparable.
Whenever Max passes a bank he
takes off his hat and walks on his
toes.
l spoke his name rapidly when I in
troduced Max to Peaches, but as she
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1915-04-24
AS
KEEN AS MUSTARD
British Generals Speak in High
Praise of Kitchener's New
Soldiers.
ASK FOR NO BETTER TROOPS
Men Are Wonderfully Intelligent and
Acquire Remarkable Skill In Trench
Warfare-Hot Bath Every Ten
Days for Every British
Soldier.
ev e. AsHMEAo BARTLETT,

International News Service Correspondent.
British General Headquarters,
France.-At the outbreak of the war
almost everyone in England had com.
plete confidence in the British small
regular army, and felt certain that it
would give q splendid account of it.
self on the continent. On the other
hand there was widespread mistrust
of the capabilities of the new terri
torial army, either for purposes Of
home defense, or for service abroad.
l will give my own impression from
what l saw during my visit to the
front, and also the opinions of various
generals-without mentioning names,
which is forbidden by the censor-un-
der whom they have served.
The vast majority of the men who
fill the ranks of the territorial forces
are drawn from a different class to
those who enlist in the regular army.
There are clerks from the London
financial district holding good posi-
tons. There are men who come from
behind the counter, and others who
fill positions of a highly important
and confidential character, such as Sec
retaries. accountants and mechanical
experts. Every branch of trade and
industry is represented in the ranks.
They are men who have Joined the
force out of a sense Of duty, because
they feel that every ~able-bodied man
should play some role, however small,
in the defense of his country.
Many have been obliged to throw
up employment which was bringing
them in large salaries, and now sup
port their homes and families on the
kings shilling and separation allow
ances. Some of the battalions sent
to the front had to meet their baptism
Of fire under the most trying circum-
stances.
French Is Delighted.
But Sir John French himself Is de-
lighted with them. A corps commander
said to me: Il consider the terri
torial battalions under my command
the equal of any of the line battalions.
Let them send me out as many as
they can. l a ask for no better
troops after they had a few weeks of
experience in the face of the enemy"
A brigade commander spoke as fol-
lows: my territorials are a wonder.
full lot. l never saw finer troops. The
men are wonderfully intelligent. They
are as keen as mustard, and are ac-
quiring a remarkable skill in trench
warfare"
Take the case of a crack corps, like
the Artists Rifles" Our losses in
officers has been so heavy that Sir
John French decided on the novel ex-