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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-12-26

ISOLATION that he did not suffer from
dyspepsia
Now Investigators assure us that the
mucous membrane that lines the stom-
arch has no ordinary nerves and con-
veys no sensations. Striking or prick
ing is not accompanied with pain.
The principal nerve terminals with
which the lining is provided appear to
be those of temperature: and the man
who asserts that his soup is too hot or
his iced drink too cold is, therefore,
not deceiving himself as his friend
apparently is when he says that he
experiences discomfort or pain in his
digestive organs.
The discomfort and pain are not de-
MED; they are real but they do not pro-
coed from the inner lining of the stom-
ach which is the only part in actual
contact with the food, according to the
Journal of American Medical associa-
ton. discussing recent investigation
by Prof. A. j. Carlson of Chicago unit
versity.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-12-26
No Sensation in Stomach

ANO oNItootkOH otOHdSh
From the New York Times.
Scientific men have been debating
the question: Do our stomachs feel?
The chap in the grip of dyspepsia will
snort and say the person is fool that
even family entertains such doubt.
The man without any stomach at all
will say that, though he has been re-
Heved of both his dyspepsia and his
stomach as well, he sometimes feel the
old time pains where the stomach used
to be. The mind, you see, has much to
do with the operation of that more or
less abused organ.
A North Carolina merchant was re-
Gently operated on at Baltimore and
the surgeons removed all but two
inches of the stomach. "This small flap
attaching to the esophagus was Joined
to the duodenum, a part of the small
intestine" says the report. The patient
easily could take digested food. a spoon
at a time, which went direct to the in
testines. A former police commissioner
of New York city, minus stomach, was
fed by liquid food poured into him
from a tube inserted into his side, but
was cheerful withal, and found con-
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-12-26

Those residents of northern states who
desire to get away fromLa cold and cheer
less land in winter should come to north
Alabama, where it is possible to work
out of doors throughout the year without
a coat This is a section where sand
storms are unknown. Drouths are of such
rare occurrence that the oldest inhabi-
tant cannot remember one
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1915-12-26
Poor Soothsayer

From Tit-Bits.
For 10 shillings 1 will foretell your
fortune"
"Are you genuine soothsayer?"
II am
'Then you ought to know that I
haven't 10 shillings"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03
CONSTANTINOPLE
MAY BE CzARGRAD
# Russians Rule There Mans
VIII Be Changed.

AFPoLRoN THE GREAT once
NJ said, -CoustAntinopis means
liz the empire Of the word"
Western Europe. England
above al, accepted the dietdm tcr .
century and acted upon u The theo
~ OF the supreme importance u Con
gtantinople was the controlling eeafua
Of the British foreign policy Tor eener-
atdonA
Yet ever since tie pGeBent var broke
cut British public opinion has been
educating ttself 10 an abandonment OF
Oonstnnttnople 70 Russia. and u seems
within the bounds q possibility that
the car wIn reign IN ancient Byzant+
UNI and change N name 10 OzArgrad
-rortress Of the car"
To appreciate conditions b OonstaD
ttnople Il - Necessary b understand
the plaza 10 cone upon u hg boat
ND the sea OF MaEmOCa and b catch q
nrst glimpse OF St Sophia over tie hm
and then. aftsr rounding tie Golden
Horn. 10 come UPON stAmbOul and
Pera, white In me SunnSnS - ID -
one OF the truly artistic ViStas Of the
world The black and white shadows
Of the oriental mosques and their min
Grets hung upon the cypress covered
EIops Of the Bosporus pattern a rare
picture for the eye OF any man
The Turk always has loved that
which Is beautiful. and wherever be
has bufded be has selected the most
attractive site for his city. slipping
h1lside blue sly and sun kissed
stretch Of emttropic sea, silhouette
Of dark trees against the sky line. the
mystic hush which Il found only In
tbs land and you have what should
b the true spirit Of the place Under
an this there are avarice, passion,
Etealthy crime. intrigue and cringing
serYitude. In place which 10 the eye
b beautiful and In which we expect TO
find things worth while there are mas
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03
Town Topics

HEx1ng ~ river terminal system
ewp1sta New Orleans Il gstt1ng Al
- adVertiEinR. % ny nothing Of he
ln@-St Louis ReDublic.
EAIk a. making s. Paul and Mime
Spol1s 0ns city - hAhle 10 prsctpttats
1ntnmectne strife a. 70 which ahAn
Sand tn front Of the hyphn-WaahS
ingtDn Post
Il has taken q Detroit man seventeen
yeaD TO get a divorce. Detroit II not %
big as Cleveland, but N some Of thsss
little details abe has Il al over ~
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
There b some complaint IN Bozbnn
nat baseball Is interfering with art
SIN baseball has given Boston eonEid-
cradle prominence dat would have
been impossible 10 art-Ph1adelphaa
PresA
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03
Tiny German Stats.

While Il IL vel known that some Of
the German states are Of hIltputdan
die, few persons are aware that It Il
quite possible % vistt seven Of them.
including two kined0mA. two duehies
and thrsS prtncipalitiss In an easy
walk Of four and Q halt hours A good
waller. starting from Steinbach, In
Bavaria. win arrive IN half an hour at
Uehtentanne. which n situated In
SaxoAeiningen- Thence the road pro
ceeds IN one and Q half hours 20
Rauscheneesees Rsuss, elder hEzneh).
amer which IT. q few minutes Gse4ma.
n schHarzburg- RudolstAdt, u Fsashed
Half an hours walk bCtnga thO pedss-
tx1an 20 Atengeseees Rsuis. yo1nger
hAneh). An hour farthsr On Hes
Drognitz on Prussian 500. and th0 last
Stage q another hours stroll nntahtng
~ at SaalthaL Ssxe-AltenburE-Wash-
ington Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03
Over Thai Haada

Lady Southwark, IN har Social and
Political Reminisenees." relatss this
experience Of her father, thS latS Sir
Thomas Chambers. during IN sAsstion
meeting In $780, when 0ladstnns was
speaking for him In s. Pancas:
~When my father arrived th0 crowd
outside the building was 20 densO that
Il seemed physically impossible foT him
10 ct IN. An inspector, rsalizing this,
gnggested that be sh0ud 30 over and
not through the crowd This sxtraor-
binary idea was carried out Ny father
vas lifted up with q gentle shove and
propelled along on the beads q the
people on all fours. This. he saAd was
not 90 dihcult a. most wore bowler
hats willing hands assisted, and when
- reached the inside Of the dooR he
vas gently lowered 10 ths 9 a.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

N. B. Jones, magazines, cigars, to-
baeeo and news stand, 24s E. s5th st.
N. @. Chalmers, cigars, tobacco, NO
ton store and news stand, SOLE s.
State street.
L. E. Chilton, news stand, 8 E cor
ner 5lst and State streets.
8. Berenbsum, Cigars, Notions and
News Stand; 81 W. 81 Street, near
Dearborn.
Z. q. Faulkner, news agsneyj s1os 8
State street.
George / Martin, maker Of Ans Gig
ara and news stand, Is w. slSt St..
near StstA
r. II. Harvey's barber shop and
news stand, 1924 State street.
". II. Maxwell, notions, cigars, to
baceo, CONNECTIONS and news stand,
S944 State st.
Edward Felix, notions, cigars and
news stand, SO W, 30th st.
=. Bishop, cigars, tobacco and news
stand, 8 W. 9th s.. near State.
Sylvester McGlOHin, news stand and
laundry once, 4l2S State 81.
William GsughAn, laundry once
cigars, tobacco and news stand, S63e
State St.
E. n Oliver, notions, cigars and
news stand, Is W. seth Street, near
State.
A D. Hayes, cigars, tobacco, nstiSnH,
stationery and news stand, $50 9.
State St.
George MeFaro, shoe shining pArlOrS
and news stand. SsO01a State street.
T. B. Han, Laundry ohaes, sigHrs,
tobacco and news stand s61s South
State street.
Fred n Waterfall, cigars, tobacco.
notions and news stand, 62o2 South
State street.
Coleman 4 GlAatOn, cigars, tobacco
and news stand, s342 8. State street
Niss Z. II. MeClain, hair dressing
parlOr and news stand 30 W. seth
street.
=. II DiRay, cigars, tobacco, notions
and nsws stand. s6O5 State street.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03
FIippant FIhgs

n wm be funny 10 see dgutnsd once
seeksEs tiptoeing around Cox fear Of
waking the bahy@Atianta Consdtn-
ton.
George W. Perktns afvises consum-
en- to buy in bulk and save ON the cost
Of living. How would you buy liver
hy the bulkHDetrott Free Press
A Kansas man wants q divorce BE-
eanse his wife mOreA Goodby mar
Eiags II be gets Il and a precedent b
establishedy-Atlanta Constitution
etncs the White House is the Ira
dttional goal Of every American bog.
what = now left Coz President VII
OGnis grandson to ping tcrf-HeW YORK
6m
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03
One Exoousioa.

ArS Blanc said 10 her danghtr one
cay:
Il am certainly eAAy on shoesL Look
at this pair Of elastic EideA I've worn
them three years. and they're - good
- new. I'm cay On clothes TOO.
There's my tweed-jwt - fresh - the
day I bought It seven yeas ae0. And
Aats. gloves. stocktnD-in fAeG I'm
ea1y on everything
Except father, chr said thO daugh-
tE-Detrolt Free PreaA !,
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

MwEuRs II ooSsEAErnsoRL1 GKE
Acrs. disease and hlth. dne mainly %
disagreement and the corruption OF
the Ottoman ofncials Of high and low
degree
In Pera. the city on the hn1; b Gala
n, which Is reached hy the most won
derful bridge In the word, and IN
stambOul. the old city, under normal
conditions there are more people q
different races than IN any Othsr place
On the globe. GreehA Germans, Eng
hsh, French, immigantS from ths Bal
Kan lands. Jews. wealthy ArmenIans.
Orientals from Ada, each with his own
religion. each with bis own motive.
each with his own deep rooted fear,
dislike and distTust Of the Other man.
i've In fear Of their Very lives
Picture to yourself q city with Streets
% narrow that the bay windows Of
the overhanging houses fairiy touch
each other and shut out the shy above
the narrow roadway below. Picture
this street rising sheer from he ga,
tagged with stones centuries Cd and
ending abruptly at its upper GxtSamtty
in q verinble desert and yon have q
fAir idea Of the thoroughfAres a. the
eongested section which Etss from the
water front In old stambO1L Picture
these streets teemfng with people %
close one upon another that they touch
- they pass and yOu have some idea
e the eompactness Of TIE plaza
ne movement of people IN Cnnstan-
tnople IL as eeaselsss as tie nutter-
ing wavelets Of tie BospoEuA The
now OF humanity back ana form across
ne Galata bridge has no counterpart
On the globe. Across this ancient and
historic bridge, touching elbows. are the
EEh and the bitterly poor, ths great
and the small Of almost every nation
q the earth Bezido q Turkish oCacef
in uniform laden with gold laes mum
bles the ragged, cruuching bsgKar.
Trotting behind 4 Parisian eQripage Of
the latest pattern - q turbaned Arab.
hnstling and busting along he count
less throng Of water vendeza, freah
meat vendors. runners. Children, Vslled
women. Europeans. saf1os Of sv9Y ns-
ton. Eeind composition Of mn Who
utnsie and who Jet wfn not mix.
Picture TO yourself 4 eify. Il one
may cail such a quaint group - sArs-
ban Nights- buildings pecpled WIN
snch rainbow people e cfly. wharsin
enything Il possible. from fhS tsndar-
81 OF romance 10 the most osndlnA set
~ brutality. and Jon have consknntino-
pie.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

u = claimed that during ths Eses
- farS - 16e0 tAO Paris1ans invent
Cd tie first bombs sgaR used Being
ahoEt Of ammunitioa with which 30
reply 70 the artillery q the BeaEnais,
thsy ct 10 fabrieat1ng 4 - bet they
couid Old nails and bits q wire.
copper and other meals were rolled
NJ h leaden envelopes. and ths can
nons were loaded with thee impco-
xlssd projeet1leA
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

Bix-No man eyeF succeeded IN buzi
neas who kept watching the dock
Dex-oh, don't know. There's TIE
tzAin Dispatcher Brooklyn EAgiA
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

xHz BROAD Az CAN m POUND
on SALE AT TIE FOLLOWING
NEWS STANDS:
From on and after this date The
Broad Ak, can be found on sale At the
following news stands:
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03
nom..tie Harmony.

LOuiss-Does Howard gel sO1a
my with his wifeI Juha-tSS - snb
e his opinions coincide WiLn.S.-rBs
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03
An Around Him

I'm hooking for spas ID -
-Xcu ought to nave 80 So
awkfie.- commented the 80 -
unlksE.-LouiSTine cOofier
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

Industry b the mother a success.
Lnek n merely q distant relation
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03
RIoha and LsA

A writer says that probably IN every
language as In ERgiish. -nehf- oEig-
hany gignined merely ~straight"
-straightforWand- and tins '.normal. .
Lar e inst was NJ opDosit8 70
nEhk' bot maanf -weaks insln-
ei@k
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03
PTTH AND POINT.

ne only way 10 b q ns1trAl - -
tax about something Ella
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

tax about something eAsa
An explosive mine has no ssnss e
DISSEMINATION Or Of safety Ant
oOttOn Is vsia1y waiting for fash1m-
able philanthropy 70 boom the calico
dress
He who relies on posterity TO DO HIM
31st1ce WIN not feel the pain Of disaD-
When a fellow puts on the gloves
Win old habit he Il IN for an intsr-
sSting bout
An the nations want peaee win
-hono.s The trouble win azsss over
dsening TIE latter vpd
We shan not surely nOx whose
eaa rs goang % b probably unt1
III s.ttlsd WHO wins ne var
laamnbbsr, srs sSOat saoash to
uw ths rOuanee o1t e ths sanas
Iedlnnd has had an aaxthQaasA n
astxy that has not had scueEhing n
- wsy e tr01tas 4. tndasd, q 1nnsly
@0 ne map
n who lives uneh o. a doors =
aann ct a eoElz. md IL cl1
Vfhsraiss m fhnsa No d ne
- g msh we,6 nuane skst
- y daE. - eHaEs Pm.
ng po11e aho1 onaR q nta1llg
srRnssups.uflre pop@
danEly fhs mn va ta1na q ell
IA sFa4 raoining irr'l rsid q -
gslns esna1t; = - - tazk alont
~ Gt hl1 Moneys WA
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

An explosive mine has no ssnso e
dissemination Or Of safety nut
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

c0tton Is vanity waiting Dor fashion
able philanthropy 70 boom The calico
dress
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03
BRIGHT BRIEFS.

A Erisxance Il nsFsr fmurOEed b.
sncns9 uurzinG.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

Whsn q man writes his autDbaogFa-
phy many Interesting Facts are omitted
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

some men are % ucky that they
even fA1 down when nobody b around
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

A csu1ns of TIE men who hags been
pseldent q Mexico A tie last 6Dur
FeaEs = n orde,. A CENSUS q noos
mo have tried . ~ pre9idant b kDD-
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

swsElsd head IL the only disease IN
which the suffering - done b. other
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

Dpllng insists that th0 Engitah GrO
- only humorous nat1on II thsy en-
hthnm that joke they ara
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

dttional goal Of every American bog,
what = now left 6or President VII
0cuhs grandson to ping fcrf-HeW YORK
BRIGHT BRIEFS.
A RrisFancs r. nsrer improved b.
ssrs4 nurxinG.
Indmty n the mother a soecesS-
Lnek - merely q distant relation
Naxtcan eererals arc spectaeulax in
OWything except getting Killed o.
Whan q man writes his autobaogra-
phy many Interesting facts are omitted
Gomo mn are % lucky that they
even fa1 down when nobody b around
swsred head Il the only disease IN
which the suffering - done b. other
psODaA
Tns greatest mistake b 10 became
discouraged because yOu have made q
KIpllng insists that ne Ensiiah arS
- only humorous nation. II thsy en-
fAth0m that joke they ara
Scientists are agreed that a. ed
eaEth q cooling OF But the psoea8
dossn't extend to the firing Ina
u = sd TO 80 family relics sd 1t
anet1on, but the most painful thing M
En- the hammer h gnera1y yOur
with its armed nsutralsey. IN mount
M denc1ts and its dearth q tourists.
eWitzsriand ands tn scenery. lass sataD-
1AetnEy than usual
Husseir Renal. the new khedtys q
Ikypt has a larger mrstachs than ne
11Emer khsdive. otherWiss TIE gov
sEnmsnf = not greatly changed
A esusns of TIE men who hsvs ben
WeEi1ent q Mexico A tie 1T 6Dur
Yazs = n ordze. A can1ua ~ hoas
Mo have tried - - prenident n 49,
~ frnnDN1hIa
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

Th0 greatest mistake b % became
discO1rased because you have made q
mAstAkA
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

Husseir Renal. the new khedtys q
Ukypt has larger mustachs than ne
AEmer khedive- 0therWise TIE GOV
eminent = not greatly changed
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

He who relies on posterity 10 do him
3astice WIN not feel the pain Of disaD-
Duintmeut
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

ecisntisfs are agreed that a. cid
earth d cooling OF. But the psoea8
dossn't extend TO the firing Ina
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

u - sd 10 ses family relics sd q
Gnetion. bat the most painful thing m
oR the hammer - generally your
tlnmbnaA
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

With It's armed neutrality. In mount
ing dencits and its dearth q tourists.
eWit.sriand ands its scenery lsss snfiS-
1ActnEy than usual
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03
When Betty Plans a
Surprise For Mother

The Cook Book will tell her how to prepare the
food and how long to cook it, but her success VIII
depend largely on the range she IS compelled to USE
1t takes some kitchen wizard" to cook real
dinner on a worn out range, but school girl can
rival chef if her range Is COMPOSITE"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

When a fellow puts on the gloves
WIN old habit be Il IN Tor an intsr-
ssting bout
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

An the nations want peace win
-honoE.s The trouble win aE3ss over
daening tie latter VEd
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

We shan not surely know whose
eaa rs going % b probably Ut1
HI aGftled who wins ne var
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1915-04-03

- who Ilves uneA o. a dour1 =
anm CIT a eoelz. snd IL cug
Vafhsrsiss m fhnsa No d ne
I'D - vsafhG
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
CHARITY CLOSE TO HOME
Smiths Seemingly Generous Action
Vat Not Altogether = Matter o,
Philanthropy.

Senator Morris Sheppard OF Texas
remarked the other day that Philan.
thropy wal not always actuated by a
beautiful and generous heart, and told
this story to back up his statement:
One afternoon a bunch of congenial
spirits were talking about the various
leading citizens OF the town when q
parsimonious party by the name OF
Smith al smilingly referred to
Speaking Of Smith," ~interposed an
other Of the bunch. Il met him yes
terday afternoon going around town
with a petition trying to collect money
for a poor widow that she might pay
her rent"
Whats that" exclaimed the
amazed crowd, all of whom knew
Smith. collecting funds for a widows
rent! Watch out for the millennium
1t 6 a. m tomorrow"
"Oh. no, it isn't as bad as that" *
planned the other. you see, Smith
owns the house that the widow lives
In"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
RUSSIANS AGAIN RETREATING
After Making Stand Along the Bug,
Slavs Retire Before Aus.
tro-Germans.

Vienna, via London, Aug. 16.-After
making a stand on the entire front of
the Bug. the Russian forces are again
%retreating before the AustrO-Germans
all along that line. according to an
official statement issu,.d at the Aus
trian war office.
The text of the communication fol-
lows:
In the Russian theater: Our ad-
versary again made a halt on the
whole front west of the Bug in pre-
pared positions, but the allied armies
attacked and cleared their way
through the hostile lines at several
points. Since early morning the Rus
slams everywhere are again in re-
treat.
in the Italian theater: On the
southwestern front generally there
has been greater activity. In the re-
gion OF Gorzia our artillery fired some
bombs on st. Canzian. A hostile at
tack nea Radipuglia collapsed before
our fire. The bridge head at Gorilla
was held by the Italians under mod
crate gun fire.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
ORDER HAD HIM I'm THE AIR"
Boatswain's Mate Considerably Mud.
died by Command That Was
Entirely New to Him.

In all the naval services tradition 10
strong. AS Chief Boatswain McCar-
thy. U. S. N. has shown in an article in
The Proceedings of the United States
Naval Institute" the adherence to u.s.
tom extends to the manner in which
the boatswain's calls are varied for
different occasions. and even. In the
old navy. at least. it extended to the
way in which the officers gave their
orders.
The language used in passing words
was the vernacular Of the sailor rather
than academic English, and the officer
who did not know that usually got poor
results from the boatswain's mate. who
had his own ideas about passing the
word, and got muddled in interpreting
any unusual order.
On n occasion, the officer Of the
morning watch gave this order:
"Boatswain's mate, scrub down with
rapidity." This vas a new one, and
after causing the officer to repeat the
order three times, the boatswain's
mate became desperate. He grabbed
a deck bucket. and forced it into the
hand of the nearest apprentice, whom
he started on his way with a push that
sem the youngster Keeling, and fol-
lowed him with this shout:
Go to the captain of the hold and
ask him for a bucketful of it. | never
heard Of anything to scrub a deck with
but sand and lime, and | don't know
anything about these new 'soogy-
moodgies. anyway."-Youth's Com.
paniOn
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
Say Villa Shot y S. Airman,

New York, Aug. 1G.-Mickey Nc
CURE, the young American aviator
In Mexico. who was reported killed
when his machine fell 5000 feet near
Chihuahua, vas not killed by accident
but was murdered by General Villa,
according to McGuire's partner, Will
liam ]. Mattery, in a signed story in
the New York Tribune. Mattery as
serts that two days previously Villa
sen out a report that he (Mattery)
had been killed and then sentenced
him to be shot.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1915-08-20
WANTED TO SEE THE FINISH
Small Girl Did Not Consider That the
End OF the Proceedings Had
Been Reached.

The short interval that elapsed b
tween the visit OF the little girl to .
commencement exercise and atten-
dance at an old-fashioned camp-meet-
ing may explain q remark that she
made at the religious event. She went
there with her granmother, and. very
much interested in everything that oc-
Cured, asked umerou questions
which her grandparent attempted to
answer t the best of her ability.
Who is that woman up there and
what is she doing?' asked the little
girl, referring to a woman who was on
her knees in the "amen corner"
Il don't know who she is, but she's
going to get religion" vas the reply.
Some time elapsed and the woman
renamed on her knees. Finally, the
grandmother OF the little girl became
tired of the service and announced
that it was time to leave.
"Oh. let's not go yet" exclaimed her
%granchild. Lets wait and see EN-
give it to her."-Louisville Times.