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Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28
Their Places.

where did you so in the theater.
Mrs. Comeup?"
I'VE sat in the mezzotint boxes, but
the girls preferred seats In the
parokeet."
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28

~ Ones Sufficient, Why Proceed?
"A word to the wise is sufficient
and" began the village bore.
Then let 1t so at that" snarled De
Fulle: Gloom, who is blessed with q
mean disposition.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28

After completing his task, the ofiiceT
wriggled back to his own lines uh'
harmed.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28
The Bore.

az hate to ask links about his
health"
"Why?"
HE promptly tells me all about It.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28

What has become Of the old'fash'
toned man who used to predict the
weather with a goose bone?
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28
The Natural Kind.

What kind of ships do they have
dog watches on?"
Why, banks, OF course"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28
The Chances.

do you think the chances OF the
hobble skirt are promising"
81 think they are very SLIM"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28

A new coffee strainer can be fas-
tened inside any pot by wires inserted
IN the spout
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28
THE PROFESSORS STATEMENT.

Prof. Aug. F. W. Schmitz, Thomas.
Okla, writes: Il was troubled with
Rackache for about twenty-five years.
When told / had Bright's Disease in
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28

Mary's little lamb sometimes grows
ND and becomes the goat.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28

India in 1918 sent to the United
States 1G3 students, and China sent
594.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28

ROcl from which Portland cement
can be made has been discovered !"
TIE PhilfppinoA
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28

Some of the would.be uplifters are
really depressing.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28

The New York thief who stole bar
rel of ink will probably get term In
the pen.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28

For many generations Perth. and not
Edinburgh. was the capital OF Scot
land.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28

We hope it isn't true that some OF
the married men in England went 10
war for the sake Of peace.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28

The wideawake man doesn't wait Tor
opportunity to knock at his door; ne
meets her at the gate.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28
Prof. Schmitz.

IIUK' bNHIHAT|' IHCh' "NHE HO1
podd's Kidney Pills and they relieved
me again. l used three boxes. That
is now three years ago and my Back
ache has not returned in its severity,
and by using another two boxes a lit
tie later on, the pain left altogether
and have had no trouble since. You
may use my statement. / recommend
Dodd's Kidney Pills when and wher'
ever can" Dodd's Kidney Pills, DOC
per box at your dealer or Dodd's Medi
cine Co., Buffalo, n. Y.-Adv.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28

Man is made OF dust-which may ac'
count for his wanting the earth.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28

Men with a keen sense of hum"r
never try to tell funny stories.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28
The Soft Coal Question.

rs she blonde or brunette?"
Il don't know; met her in Puts
burgh. "-Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1915-01-28
Privileged.

Does your wife allow smoking in
your house,"
"No-only the chimney"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
U. $. TO PROTEST TO BRITAIN
President Prepares Note to London
on Blockade--Must Cease Interior
ence With Neutral commerce.

Washington, June 12.-with Presi-
dent Wilson's firm rejoinder to
Germany out of the way, the chief ex-
ecutive Is preparing note to Great
Britain protesting against the unlaw-
ful blockade of American commerce
with neutral European ports.
The salient features of the note to
Britain. according to belief in high
est ofiicial quarters, are:
1. Great Britain must cease inter-
ference with neutral commerce.
.. Great Britain must discontinue
her interruption of legitimate trade
between the United States and Ger
many, particularly In food for con-
sumption by noncombatants.
The purpose of President Wilson is
to induce Great Britain. as well az
Germany. to comply with the rules Of
warfare laid down by international
law.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
Tailor Got Even.

The Central Law Journal says that
q Philadelphia tailor was shocked over
the size of the bill rendered by law
yer he engaged to sue customer and
later, when the lawyer bought a suit
Of clothes the tailor retaliated by send
ing him a bill In the following legal
terms: ITO measuring and taking or
der for one suit. $3.50; warrant and in
structions to foreman for executing
the same. $3.35; going twice to cloth
merchant. $2.25: fees to cloth mer-
chant, $25; cutting the cloth, $8.75;
materials for working. $3.50; sundries
for working, 80; trying on Of the suit.
$2.75; alterations and amendments.
$3.50; entering transaction In day
book, 50; posting same In ledger. 81:
engrossing same, $3.50; writing to the
button dealer, SLIPS; filing his decla-
ration-eight sheets. $8; fees to but
ton merchant. $9.75; removing the
suit by certiorari to your residence.
1925; writing receipt. $l.75: filing
same, $12.25; service Of same. $1.50;
ditto. $1.50; total. $1OOz6."
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
DANGER IN CLOSE ALLIANCES
investigation Has Shown That Cancer
10 Most Probable Whom Cousins
Are Welded.

Speaking of the possible hereditary
tendency to cancer. DR.. Charles n
Davenport of the eugenics laboratry
at Cold Spring Harbor. N. Y. says
OF the fact that the incidence Of cancer
is highest in Maine: Il have no doubt
that this is due to the presence OF one
or more races in Maine which are non
immune to cancer"
Doctor Davenport's studies indicate
that resistance to cancer is q positive
(dominant) trait and that nonresist-
ance appears in children only when
both parents belong to nonresistant
race. And this result Is commonest
other things being equal, where cousin
marriages are commonest, because
that makes It probable that Is one
parent belongs to a cancer race. the
other-the cousin-will belong to the
same cancer race. Now, In ruraa
Maine cousin marriages are extremely
frequent, especially In the islands OF
the coast, and here we have the coa-
ditions for the result-the high incl-
dence of numbers of the cancer race
in an inbred community"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
Harmless.


The commuter was plainly excited.
He FOUNDED the seat cushion In front
of him as he spoke. and his voice rose
high above the rattle Of the wheels.
mo matter what my earlier views
were," he exclaimed. ''Tve changed
radically. I'm for the Reds now
against all comers."
A timid little man across the aisle
edged quietly out of his seat and
sought the conductor.
ITS an outrage" he exclaimed. An
avowed anarchist like that fellow
ought not to be allowed to ride in a
public conveyance"
Hes no anarchist" said the con.
ductor with grin. Hes chicken
raiser. Just now he's expressing his
views on the merits Of the Rhode
Island Reds. the best little layers in
seven states"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
GET POWER
Tho supply Comes From Food.

II we get power from food. why not
strive to get all the power we can. That
IL only possible by selecting food that
exactly ;nts the requirements Of the
body. /.
mot knowing how to select the right
food to at my needs, suffered griev-
ously for . long time from stomach
trouble" writes = lady from . little
Western town.
1T seemed a. II would never be
able to find out the sort Of food that
was best for me. Hardly anything that
could eat would stay on my stomach.
Every attempt gave me heartburn and
filed my stomach with gas. I got thin
ner and thinner until literally be-
came q living skeleton and In time was
compelled to Keep to my bed.
"A few months ago was persuaded
70 try Cfape-Nuts food. and It had such
good effect from the very beginning
that I kept up its use. ! was surprised
at the ease with which / digested # Il
proved to be just what I needed.
~All my unpleasant symptome, The
heartburn, the inflated feeling which
eAvo me 20 much pain. disabpeored.
NJ weight gradually increa6ed nom %
70 ZIG lbs, my ngure rounded out ny
strength came back. and am now able
10 90 ny homework And enjoy e
.0fa162 62gufn IA IT,
= " - ~. fr1eS v1ll rl,ov anyone
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19

81
Washington. June 11.--William Jen-
nings Bryan became q private citizen
at two o'clock Wednesday.
After an affecting farewell talk with
President Wilson at the White House
and reception to $50 employees Of
the state department In his ONCE. the
retiring premier issued q statement.
following the dispatch of the re1oinder
Of President Wilson to Germany. In
which he explained reasons for resign
ing from the Wilson cabinet Ct the
critical moment he chose for his &C
ton.
Secretary Bryan's personal state
ment ON the. reasons for his resigna-
ton contends that the difficulties be-
tween Germany and the United States
should be investigated by an interna-
tional commission and that Americans
should be warned to keep on belliger-
ent ships or those carrying ammuni-
ton through the danger zone.
President Wilson and william Jen-
nings Bryan bade each other an ON
cial farewell In the White House with
hearty handclasp. Before returning
to his residence after discharging bas
final official duties at the state depart
ment. Mr.. Bryan stopped at the White
House and was taken Immediately to
the White House library. Both men
extended their hands and then seated
themselves on couch. Briefly they
recounted to each other the nature Of
the differences which have arisen be-
tween them over the German policy.
Cordially and without any trace OF
feeling the two men talked Of the
situation which resulted In Mr.. Bry'
ans resignation. Each spoke dispas-
sionately of the differences and his
belief that the other was doing what
he thought best for the United States
Those who saw them were touched
by the regard the two men displayed
for each other.
Finally the two men, who had stood
together during the last year in one
crisis after another, rose to their feet
simultaneously and clasped hands.
God bless you." said each az theil
hands touched.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
INVADERS TAKE MoNFALcoNE
AustrIans Destroy stronghold South
Of Trent a. Enemy's Army

Udine, Italy. June 12.-Italian troops
are within sight Of the city Of Trieste.
From the hilltops near Monfalcone
they can see the city. the capture Of
which ID one Of the main detectives
Of the Italian campaign.
The occupation Of Monfalcone IL 70
garded by Italians a. Of great impor-
tance. Monfalcone ID the center Of
electrical supply for Trieste and has
large shipbuilding yards.
On taking possession Of Monfalcone
the Italians ran up their nag on the
ruins Of an ancient tower built by the
venetians.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
Practice Makes Perfect.

An ex-corporal of the regular army
wanted a Job in the park spearing bits
of paper and other debris with sharp
stick.
do have to take a civil service
examination?" he asked the district
leader.
II guess not" said the man Of influ-
ence. "Just bring me letter from
your captain stating that you are pro-
ficient in bayonet drill. That ought
to convince the commissioner that
you're qualified for the Job"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
An Oil Burning Range with
a "Three-in-O One" Oven

You have . splendid range and
6reless cooker combined In this Nesv
NEW PERFECTION with the In
sulated oven. II bakes or roasts
either fast or slow, or you can seal
the oven and turn out the flame and
cook by the easy, economical "fre-
less" method.
The insulation that makes this
wonderful convenience possible
saves 20 much money In fuel bills
that q NEW PERFECTION soon
earns Its moderate price.
Itburns clean, convenient, seoSonsj.
cat oii-which also means no more
carrying of coal or wood or clean
Ing out ashes.
Price Low-The price Of this NEW
PERFECTION with the Insulated
TIE cTANnApn 0U CON
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
Quite q Difference.

Della, after a rain. begged to 60 out
side to play.
"You may co." said her mother. y
you will stay on the walk. and not
make mud-pies."
It was not long before Della was
leaning suspiciously far over the walk.
II thought you promised not TO
make mud-pies," mother called.
"Tm not, mamma" replied Della.
I'm making doughnuts."
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
In the War Zone.

Weary Cyclist--How far Is the vii
lage of Poppelton from here?
Native-It's ten miles the other
way.
Weary Cyclist-But the last sign
post passed said 1t was In this d.
rection.
Native-Yes, but you see we turned
the post around so as to fool them
Zeppelins.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
Trouble Ahead.

The person popularity known as the
head of the house turned his key In
the door and entered as quietly as
possible.
where's your mother?" he whis-
pered as his young son appeared.
"Sh!" cautioned the boy. She's
waiting upstairs in the war zone. and
/ think she's got your range"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
HANDS LIKE VELVET
Kept So BY Daily Use Of cutIcurs
Soap and Ointment Trial Free.

On retiring soak hands in hot Cuti-
cura soapsuds, dry and rub the Oint-
ment into the hands -some minutes.
Wear bandage or old gloves during
night This 10 a "one night treat
ment for red. rough. chapped and
sore hands" It works wonders.
Sample each free by mail with 32-p.
Skin Book. Address Cuticura, Dept.
ky. Boston. Sold everywhere
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
Work..

First Prisoner-I hear that under
The Hague convention of 1907 pris-
oners Of war are entitled to pay for
any work they do.
Second Prisoner-What ought we
get, then, for trying to chew that
tough meat they give us?
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
Auto h RIxer; sIx PsrIsh.

Outlook. Sask., June 1.-THE bodies
Of J. p. Thompson, his wife. Mrs. Her
bert Coleman Of Toronto. Mrs.
Thompson's sister. and the two
Thompson children. aged eight and
nine years. were recovered from the
Saskatchewan river. The nve were
drowned Wednesday night. when
Thompson drove his automobile into
the river. Thompson started to
drive the automobile on to Z ferry b.
fore the apron was lowered. The
car plunged into fifteen test Of water.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
HE Way.

HIs Way.
"Old General Putnam would be
good man to have in the emergen-
cies OF this war;"
"Why so?"
because he knew how to Jump into
q hole and get out Of one"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
Surely.

Patience-what does woman have
to do first to get divorce?
Patrice-Why. get married. OF
course.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
a Left Hand.

mo matter how many times . girl
gives her hand In marriage to q man."
remarked the Observer of Events and
Things, "she always has one left"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19

Y0UB OWN DnU00xsr WILL TELL YoU
Eg A..,ns @ Ss Hs2sdY foE E:d. Y. TssSs; M'sssy
rs % %sSRn W. s. &: &c sSSa oS Ct Ssssssc ss
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
Good Reason.

"Why did you give your play sucA
q name as The Porous PlasterT"
Because / want 1t to draw"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19

His Location.
'Are you q baseball fanf'
mo. I like to get out on the bleech-
ers among the foghorns."
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
New styles are usually old ones peo
pie have forgotten.
Drink Denlson's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

It is easier for some men to stand
upright than 1t is for them to act that
way.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19

Dicer-Isn't there another vegetable
that goes with this beef besides pota.
TOT
waiter-Yes. sir-there's horseraA
ish.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19

People who are too fresh are always
getting into q pickle.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
II you wish to attract crowd see
to It that your performance ID pre-
ceded by . parade.

The average man is always paid Az
erage wages.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19

When q man does have greatness
thrust upon him he thinks he achieved
a.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19

Oven 10 extremely reasonable. Ie
costs little more than . good hrs-
less cooker, less than the average
coal range, while giving you the
service OF both. You can sec Il at
your dealers In two sizes. Ask
him for tho latest NEW PE&.
FICTION Wick BiSs Flame OH
COOK STOEE with the FiSsksys
Cooker OveS. Look for the tri.
angle trademark.
For Best Rssslts Uss
PERFECTION Oa
72-page cook book free. Just
send 10 cents In stamps to cover
mailing and get this hne cook book
which contains over 200 recipes
compiled on purpose for NEW
PERFECTION users. Address
ANY fAH INDIANA \ Ch;c.co m
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
The Idea.

"How was it that Hamfat was
queering the act?"
II believe 1t was by acting
queer"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19
WAIBRIlNREs|6NED
NEBRAsKAN olvge ISSUES ON
WHICH HE PARTED FROM
THE PREsiDENT.
FOR PEACE TREATY POLICY

Would Also Warn Americana From
Danger Zone and Bar Ammunition
on Passenger shIps-R Retiring cabI-
net Officer Bids Farewell 20 Wilson.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19

THE STANDARD OIL COMPANY 4: ss'ss..a., Chicago m
The L'Anse sentinel., 1915-06-19

course.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-12-20
BAR OF STATE PLANS
BIG TIME NEXT WEEK
CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE,

CONTINUED FROM PAGE oNE)
Adams of the Oklahoma City firm OF
MeAdams G Haskell Pat Malloy, a
Tulsa attorney, will respond. After
the address of Pres. George S. Ram
sey the forenoon will be taken I'D by
reports from officers and commit
tees. Technical discussions led by
some Of the States most prominent
lawyers, Will take up the afternoon.
Two comprehensive papers will
form the most instructive part of tie
second day The first on the sub
jc9t TO What Effect Does the Car
mack Amendment to the Hepburn
Law Al. .ect the Common Law Rene
dies and Proceedings in the State
1cmt2' viii be read by Judge f. f.
Riddle Of Chiakasha, w. A. Leibet-
ter Of Oklahoma City viii follow
ladse Riddle with a paper on the op-
9 alton Of the initiative and referen-
dun in oklahoma. Discussions will
follow Loth papers.
A number Of Guthrie attorneys will
attend the banquet Judge ChappelIe
j. on tle program
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-12-20
I.2t3sIE}yI0N FOR NIL
~ 1#E SEEEI4NtRIA ANS

f0oNTlNtJ-n Feow eA~r C~FA
va;el nary science, A. & NJ college,
a.l.wate~, Okla. win be permitted to
taborouin test cattle under these
Iales and regulations of the state
board of agriculture.
Each veterinarian So authorized by
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-12-20
Children CRY
FOR tELETCHER's
G a S o RIA

Any combination price OF magazine
subscription duplicated at the Owl
Drug Store.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1915-12-20
Skin IrritationS
Yield to Kam-E- -Thol

Kan E-Thol penetratesl Irritated
and roughened skin is quickly COM
forted and healed by Kam-E-Thol.
Kan Z Thol is pure liquid prep
aration of camphor, menthol and
other valuable medicinal ingredients.
a strong antiseptic, harmless yet
effective.
It can be used internally and exter-
nal.y for all inaammations, burns,
cuts or wounds. Try it.
Once you know the soothing, heal
ing qua.iies Of KAN E-Thol you
win always kesp a bottle in your
home,
CT Kan E-Thol from your drug
ei5. 1.-The hasno supply on hand sen
is isn4me and twenty five cents and
e viii send you direct large siz3
hatd-. Your money back if you are
a1t thoroughly satisfied.
Insist on Kan-E- -Thol-nothing else
ca eq1al i. (5)
TIE K2methol Laboratories Co.
Aeodesha, Kan.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-07-24
Another HOrrOr

ANOTHER steamboat horror! Twenty-Five
"A hundred pleasure-bent people put in NOR
taldanger and hundreds of them trapped, help
less and drowned-all, to make 1t the more
horrible, within few hundred feet of shore
and within sight of friends and relatives.
Is there nothing can stop these periodic
disasters?
SO far as the cause could be traced imme-
diately after the Eastland's sinking, it was
due to no direct infraction of law; the boat
was billed to carry n hundred or two more
than were on 1t. According to the captain
a broken air shaft caused lurch of the ves-
sci, and the rush of panic-stricSen crowds
to the side sent the boat over Perhaps 1t
was a matter of lax inspection or neglected
ballast. But, one way or another, the fate
of the Eastland must set all ports to
stricter watch over their shipping. Top
heavy boats are a menace that no life pre-
servers can thwart Philadelphia wants no
such tragedy at her doors.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-07-24
A Mind of Excellent Flavor

NlHE career of DIR. william C. Jacobs was
i one of brilliance, promise and fulflment.
At "a he was Superintendent of Schools in
Port Carbon, Pa, and he advanced steadily
and rapidly to his final work as the sue
cessor of Governor Brumbaugh last No
vember.
All through his work Doctor Jacobs dis
played originality and that spirit of imag-
NATIVE experiment which are both SO essen
tial to pedagogy. He founded the first
school paper in Philadelphia he was a
pioneer in the introduction of lantern slides
as an aid to teaching and he was one Of
the founders of the Educational Club, the
Child Study Club and the Photographic
Club. Such a summary lists only tithe Of
Doctor Jacobs interests and accomplish
ments but they suggest the excellent flavor
of the mans mind.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1915-07-24
FOREIGN LABOR AND WAR
he Editor of the Euehinn Ledoer.

10 the Huf0 " "'O HU0"'"V 1''V''
Sir - Sef-preservation should be the frat
thought of every man. Yet my English brother
has more cause to fight for his country than
we native-born Americans. Why? Simply be-
cause the gentlemen of the first class In his
country will that he gets work before any
other nationality. Let us look on this side OF
the map ard right here in my home city find
the sign up, mo Americans need apply" i
will first cite your city work, City Hall ex-
cepted; the percentage is 70 per cent foreign.
Take Baldwins works and you find close to 81
per cent foreign, and can cite so other plants
where the percentage is more than So | want
TO ask these wealthy employers a simple ques-
ton: How many of their foreign employees 90
thew think would handle a gun for the United
states If we go to war with Germany? In con-
cIusion, 1 ask If these same employers imagine
that the working class of the Americans WIN
not size up the calamity the same as our Eng
lish brothers, and say "Well, / have got TO die
anyhow, and might just as well die at nome
Philadelphia July 21, 1915. j. H. H. :