The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1915-05-20
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Items That Are Not Intended to Hit
or Miss Anyone But Just to Tell You

and garden sass springing up.
That some mothers teach thei
babies to talk and then expect then
to keep still.
That Nezperce is sure peaceful
town-not an arrest for disturbing
the peace for about three years.
That perhaps the reason that ia
men are good-natured is that good
natured men are usually fat.
That the potato famine was busted
Tuesday, but those of us who dabblec
in the luxury, are badly bent.
i That some men are like some
childreD-if they can't have just
what they want, they won't play.
That farmers should be just as
loyal to their merchants-and some
of them areas merchants are to
| them.
That school will soon be out, and
then the great question will arise in
many families-who is going to herd
our herd?
That two-thirds of the Russian
names end in witch. We should
think it would be a hard matter to
tell which is which
That before many new moons Nez-
perez will have more concrete walks
on her main street than the rickety
old plank style. Glory
That an exchange truthfully says,
that it is hard to convince woman
that it is gambling SO long as her
husband stays ahead of the game.
That we reluctantly confess that
there are few people in this COM
munity who begin to judge people by
the dimensions of their bank account.
That Nezperce invites the entire
population of Lewis county to come
here June % and d and help US
celebrate our annual fair and stock
show.
That Chicago judge has gotten
himself in mellofahess by insisting
that women will be obliged to tell
their correct age if they are allowed
to vote.
That if Kansas has a hall of fame,
the pictures of Carrie Nation and
Jess Willard should be on exhibition.
Both will 60 into future history as
great fight winners.
That the rain it raineth on the just
as we'll as the unjust, just as long
and whenever it chooseth. So don't
growl. We need the rain. Now,
drag, Drotner, drag.
That nothing SO disappoints wo-
nan as the discovery that her hus-
band has been telling her the truth,
when she has been suspecting that
he has been hbbing to her.
That since the commencement
season is here it might not be out of
order to mention to the over-optimis-
ic, that there is vast difference be-
ween a diploma and an education.
That now while the assessor is
,ne of the conspicuous figures in cir
llation, truth, in the way of correct
lures, will be crushed to earth many
ines, but will rise again, later in
he season
That when Johnny Mockler comes
Jack to visit Nezperce on stock
how day, he will have to be shown
Ind convinced that he used to live i,
n the first house just one block west
If the Union State Bank.
That when all the walks are ce-
nent, most of us will have to get /
'ut of the hibit of raising our feet
six inches in the air when Walking
as we now do, to prevent kicking
plank or two into the middle Of next
week.
That people who have plenty of
out door air and exercise, masticate
their food, bottle up eight or nine
hours sleep every night, and obey
the golden rule, are not likely TO be
bothered with doctors or nurses
bills.
That as soon as liquor and tobacco
are forever banished, about the only
that can be made be-