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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-08-07
''Ehe mocha tee ha die.

''Ehe mocha tee ha die
Maybe you don't know what that
means, but its good monkey English
for come over here and die" and IL
the most common sentence used by
Mike" and his mate out at the Glen
Miller Zoo to the Rhesus In the ad
joining cage.
Darwin held the theory that the
human race was descended from the
ape, which is another branch of the
monkey family and scientists at a
later time we're of the opinion that
these man-like animals could talk.
Expeditions were sent out equipped
with all the most approved apparatus
for the purpose of registering the
chatter of the mischievious little crea'
lures in their native lands, and an
effort made to interpret into intel.
ligable language their gatherings.
Little success has been made in this
undertaking as yet, but the theory is
still in existence and some day the
language OF the monkey tribes may
be known.
Believe Monks Talk.
There are thousands. however, who
do believe that the monks" have a
language all their own and they cannot
dispute that the opening words OF
this story are the proper interpreta.
ton Of the noise made by the funny
little fellows out at Glen Miller.
The Rhesus was only placed there
recently, and for some reason Mike
objected to his presence, thinking per.
haps that he might "flirt" with his
mate. and from the very start seemed
to have a dislike for him. When the
little fellow was placed In the cage
for the first time and approached the
wire which separates them, Mike
advanced as though it was his inten.
ton to make friends and the Rheusus
was willing. When they got close
enough Mike suddenly reached
through the netting and grabbed the
little fellow by the tail and pulled it
through the wire and began to make
a luncheon off of it. The screams OF
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-08-07

old brick meeting house still standing
On North G street. 1t seems quite Ger
tain that it was in that house that
Whitewater Monthly Meeting was
open in 1909.
After the Monthly meeting was es-
tablishedthere was added inducement
for many other Friends to come to
Richmond. BY 1912. 625 Quakers in.
Guiding the original IT'S members, had
become esta blished with Whitewater
Meeting. These came from every
where, South Carolina, Pennsylvania
and the Miami River valley
In 1910 Jesse Bond was approved
by the church as minister of the
Gospel and a few years later John
Morrow's services as minister were
recorded by the meeting. Other minis
tiers were William Williams, George
Hatton and Obadiah Harris and his
son.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-08-07

| less soft-hearted woman than his com
panion.
You have honored me, dear" he
said softly, when her recital was end
ed. Perhaps it may have been your
loneliness that made you trust me
with this intimate story. 1t may have
| been because you felt the need OF
counsel from man of the world-or
| it may have been-I wish it were
because you care enough for my
| friendship to find comfort in telling
me of your troubles"
"Oh, it is a comfort" she exclaim
ed. I'm afraid I'm very weak and that
l may have done wrong in talking to
you of all this-but it has helped me
to tell it to someone who-under.
stands"
Change that last word, child" he
begged
"That last word?' she repeated
What last world"
| THAT word understands Change it
to cares For do care very deeply,
dear Isabel. Remember that-unless it
| troubles you to remember it. l will not
try to tell you of what l feel now but
your woman's instinct can make you
guess. Sometime, when you have de-
cided what you a~e going to do. you
will remember that / am thinking of
you, dear-that am waiting for you to
let me come and tell you how much
"Oh, no." she exclaimed throwing
out her hands as if to ward off some
thing she feared. Then she added, fall
teringly, Forgive me, please. l am
afraid to think just now"
The cab had turned into the street
on which she lived. There was but a
moment more. She was not sorry that
this was so. Yet she did not shrink
when David Duval lifted her hand to
his lips.
Don't think until you are ready to
do so, dear he said.
Almost before she could appreciate
his meaning he had let her into the
house and had gone his way. This
time he did not escort her upstairs to
the door of her apartment.
ITO Be Continued
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-08-07

the assaulted animal quickly brought
the keeper and the newcomer was re
leased. Since then no dainty can coax
that Rhesus within reaching distance
OF his cage companions.
Children and grown folks, too
spend hours watching the pranks OF
the monkeys and shouts of laughter
are often heard at some funny stunt
performed for the benefit Of the spec.
tators, for If the people appear to be
amused the animals keep UP their
play for hours at time.
Recognize Friends.
There is no doubt that they know
who their friends are, for If one OF
the keepers approaches them, the
monkeys grab the netting, shake it as
hard as they can and make as much
noise as possible, evidently as a
means Of showing their pleasure at
seeing friend.
Many of the regular visitors have
made the acquaintance OF mike"
who appears to be the most popular
for he receives the largest share OF
the peanuts that are SO generously
thrown into the cages.
There are some people that monkeys
like and then there are others to
whom they take an intense hatred. II
they don't like anyone. they are not
backward in showing the state of
their feelings.
There is an old G. A. R. veteran
who spends a good deal of time in
the park and for some reason he is
Gin bad" with Mike" and his compan-
ions. Every time the "old Vet" is
anywhere near, the monkeys snarl and
jump against the netting and no
amount of coaxing on his part has
any effect on them. So long as he is
in their vicinity they are in bad
humor and watch him like hawk
watches chicken. If he moves
around the cage they follow him and
and one that the keepers try to guard
appears from their view they will not
resume their play.
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Az VIRGINIA TERHUNE VAN DE
WATER,

The night air felt cool and refresh
ing upon Isabel Hamiltons flushed
face, as she and Duval drove home side
by side. At her suggestion, her com
panion opened both windows OF the
cab.
oh" she sighed. Il am so glad to
get out of those hot rooms She
pressed her hands over her eyes.
The night is so lovely" the man
said, seeming to ignore her emotion
do you mind if we go home by a
roundabout way-that is, take a little
turn up along the river? The moon is
wonderful just now
She shook her head, her hands still
pressed to her eyes, 81 don't care" she
muttered. where I go or what be-
comes Of me-
Duval leaned forward and gave his
orders to the driver before he made
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-08-07

Next to the monkeys, the bears
come in for the largest share of at
tention and they have become so
tame that they will eat out of the
hand. Many people stick their hands
through the bars and pat them This
however is a very dangerous practice
and noe that the keepers try to guard
against, for Bruin is apt to be in a
bad humor at any time and if he
should happen to be at. the particular
moment that the unwary attempts
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-08-07

They like all kinds of food from pea
nuts to sour apples and a handful of
blackberries is a most delicious NOR
sci for them, but one they seldom re-
ceive, for the city does not feed them
fruit and the visitor does not often
have box of berries in his pocket.
It is great sport to the younger ele
ment when the bears get into the wa
ter pools that are provided in each
den and splash around. During the
warm days the animals spend most of
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-08-07

this, there is liable to be a sudden snap
of the powerful jaws and some part
of the hand or arm may be missing.
The bears at Glen Miller are of the
Black species found in different parts
of the United States and some of
them are not yet full grown. In their
great big clumsy fashion they are al
most as funny as the smaller animals.
They will sit up in their dens and
hold their mouths agape, waiting for
someone to throw food into them.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1915-08-07

Arriving aboard the American liner,
St. Louis, Miss Elsie Janis, popular
musical comedy and vaudeville star,
denied that she was posing as poet
ess because of her poem where Are
You God?" which created a sensation
both in this country and in England,
where Miss Janis has been playing for
several months. The subject of Miss
Janis poem was the Lusitania disas-
ter. 1t was sold for the benefit of
blind English soldiers and netted ST.
500 for the fund. The actress laugh
ingly remarked that she did not in
tend to go in seriously for poetry, but
would confine her ambitions to the
stage.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-10-08
Desirable Type of Dairy Barn.

A type of dairy barn which COM
mends itself to many practical farmers
is described in Minnesota. Farmers
Institute Annual of 1914 The barn is
that of Forest Henry of Olmsted coun-
ty. It is SO feet Try 1O4 feet, with 20
foot posts and gambrel roof. It stands
on a reimbursement 5 feet 4 inches
high, of hollow clay tile laid in
double course making 13-inch wall.
This barn is perhaps larger than
many farmers would want, as it is
built to accommodate twenty COWS
and eight horses, and at the same
time leave room for box stalls and
calf pens, but the type of barn is
worthy of study. A complete descrip-
ton of the barn is given in the Farm
ers' Institute Annual for 1914, which
can be had for 10 cents copy by ad
dressing the Extension Division. Uni
versity Farm, st. Paul.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-10-08
Power Of Money.

You tell me that money cannot buy
the things most precious. Your COM
monplace proves that you have never
known the lack of it. When I think
of all the sorrow and the barrenness
that have been wrought IN my life by
the want of few more pounds per an
mum than l was able to earn l stand
aghast at moneys significance. What
kindly joys have lost, those simple
forms of happiness to which every
heart has claim. because Of poverty.
l think it would scarce be an
exaggeration to say that there is no
moral good which has not to be paid
for in coin Of the realm.-From The
Private Papers of Henry Ryecroft," by
George ,Gissing. .~
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-10-08
George Caruthers
Luck
By EUNICE BLAKE

George Caruthers was one OF those
young men whose lives begin at the
wrong end. George was born with
silver spoon in his mouth, and 1t re-
manned there till he was twenty-five
years old Then it gave place to
pewter one. What l mean by this Is
that he lived life Of luxury until he
was a man, then was turned out to
scratch for himself. To be still more
explicit, he was the son of rich man
who died insolvent.
George tried every way he could
think of to make living and failed in
all. One day while hunting for job
he stumbled into a detective Office.
When told what kind of place he had
struck he turned to depart. A man sit
ting at a desk called to him.
Young man, you are gentleman
down on your luck I've got job for
such a person, and I'll pay you well
while you're on it whether you sue
coed or not. A client of mine, Abner
Kirke, is missing jewelry. or. rather. his
wife and daughters are. | need some
one to go into his family as friend
or, at any rate, an equal in refinement,
who will keep his eyes and ears open
with view to spotting the thief. How
would you like that job?"
George being college bred and there
being no good schools in the vicinity of
Mr.. Kirke's place. it was decided that
he should enter the family as tutor.
Within few days he was duly install
ed and was teaching the girls. espe.
cially the oldest one, Luella, to conju-
gate the Latin verb amo Il love-.
This story being a detective and a
love tale combined and there not be-
ing room for both, one will need to
give way to the other. The love story
being of the ordinary kind, l will give
the principal part to the other. And
yet but for sheer luck there would
have been no detective story, for George
fell so desperately in love with Luella
and Luella fell so desperately in love
with George that there was no place
whatever in his mind for the work in
hand
1t happened that repairs were in
progress in the Kirke homestead, and
several of the bedrooms being torn up
George was put into room adjoining
the servants quarters and on this &C
count seldom used On the very frs,
night that he slept in this room JUS
as he laid his head on the pillow he
| heard family a distant chime He haG
been in the house long enough to know
that there was no church with chime
bells in the vicinity. He naturally
therefore, wondered Not being espe
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-10-08
NOTE ALL YOUR OLD ERRORS.
Some Suggestions For Starting Another
Lap on Lies Journey.

Some Suggestions For Starting Another
Lap on Lies Journey.
Although with most of us the custom
of making an elaborate set of resolu-
tions-all Of them to be broken per
haps in week-beongs to the past
it is by no means a bad idea to sit
down and quietly think over their sig
nificance in calm retrospect. Such a
view is indeed to be commended
Without making vain and foolish reso
buttons one may carefully note all err
rors and evade as many Of them as
possible during the next year.
If the past year has contained more
tears than smiles tear off the old page.
With it's blots and mistakes, and throw
it away A clean new sheet, pure and
white, lies before you. Forget to pity
yourself so much and contemplate the
condition of those more unfortunate.
Cease your lamentations for bygone
opportunities and plan for the future.
Brace up! If the fates have been TN
kind to you during the past year try
to turn the tables on them now. Dc
not be discouraged with your lot. Meet
it and face it. 1t is not nearly so bad
as it might be.
1t is a good thing at the beginning
of a fresh year. with the slate clean
to make an effort to rid yourself Of
that characteristic human mistake OF
putting too great value on the opin
ions of others. Much of the misery OF
imagined misery of human beings has
it's origin in the most trif1ing circum
stances. A negligible incident will. il
brooded over. induce an attack of the
blues that may last for days. Many
women. and especially young girls jus
budding into radiant womanhood. fire.
quently. work themselves into a state
Of anguish through worrying over rt.a
or fancied wrongs,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-10-08
THOUGHT and Speech.

In spite of Emerson consistency is a
hobgoblin. Most Of US cannot help
feeling that what we have said one
day we must abide by the next, and
this makes US careful. We are brought
up from youth to think twice before
we speak, and so we do. We think
perhaps three Or four times, and when
we have done our thinking we have
begun to suspect that we are poor
creatures anyway and might better not
speak at all, which may be the case or
nOt.-New York Telegram.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-10-08
THE TRIBUNE
Will Help You Sell Anything

that is honest and worth talking about. 1t circu-
lates among apeople who have money to spend for
anything that adds to home comforts, the value Of
the acres, or increases personal happiness. Its
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-10-08

cially sleepy, ne lay awake trying to
assign cause for the sounds he had
heard
While thus engaged he heard the
chimes again. This time he noted that
there We're eleven strokes. then. an in
terval, followed by three. An idea oc-
Cured to him. Turning on an cleo
trio light near his bed, he looked at
his watch. The time was II o'clock
and forty-five minutes Then he knew
that he had heard a watch give eleven
strokes for the houf5and stroke for
each of the quarter hours.
Remaining awake, he waited for the
next strokes, which would Indicate
midnight. He was sitting up in bed
when his watch indicated II. but heard
nothing. 1t occurred to him that when
he had heard the strokes the sounds
had been led to his ear through sub
stances. His bed was a divan with
no headboard. and his pillow rested
against the wall. When a quarter past
IL came round he had his ear pressed
against the wall He then heard the
strokes far more distinctly than be-
fore. He was now satisfied that what
he heard was a striking watch in, the
next room, and, his curiosity being al
layed, he turned over and went to
sleep.
The next day he received a check
from the detective agency for services
with note asking what success he
was having. In the afternoon be call
ed at the Office and reported that he
had found no clew. While chatting
with the chief he incidentally mention
ed the striking watch. The listener
looked at him curiously for moment.
then burst into a laugh
MY dear boy" he said, you'll new.
err make detective. You say your
| room is next the servants quarters.
Do servants have striking watches? ]
must send a man at once to follow
up
George interrupted him to beg for a
chance to finish the job. and the chief
being convinced that introducing any
one else into the Kirke family would
] put the thief on his guard, consented
that he should do so
George went back to the house and
Mt once entered the room next the one
in which he had slept, A bureau stood
against the wall. and the divan in
which George had slept stood against
that part of the wall that the bureau
covered. In bag suspended to the
back of the bureau was lot of Jewel.
ry, including a valuable striking watch
| The butler was the thief
Mr.. Kirke was the only one in the
family in the detectives secret. He
/ knew very we'll from the first tina
! George was not regular member OF
the profession. and when the denOue
ment came was much amused at the
way the stolen property had been 10
Gated. He had also observed wha
was going on between George and biz
daughter and, though he did not ap
prove Of the match. finally consented
to it On condition that George take {
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-10-08
Married Last Saturday

The farm kome of Mr.. and Mrs. j..
E. Strandberg four miles north Of
Morris was the scene of a pretty we'd
ding Saturday evening when their
daughter, Miss Edith, became the
bride of Peter S. Lysfjord. of this
city. The marriage was performed by
Rev. F. A. Stever, pastor of the Con-
gregational church. in the presence OF
immediate relatives and friends OF the
couple.
The bride was handsome in beauti-
full grown of white silk trimmed in
cream colored lace, and carried large
bouquet of red roses. Miss Esther
Strandberg. sister of the bride. was
the maid of honor. and Miss Alma
Lindstrand, cousin of the bride. was
bridesmaid. Anton Okerman and Joe
Satran attended the groom. The
roums were decorated in fall foliage
and potted plants.
After the ceremony and the shower
of congratulations sumptuous we'd
ding supper was served by the bride s
mother. The evening was spent in
games and music and the old folks as
we'll as the young felix's were happy
at the wedding.
Mr.. and Mrs Lysfjord will come
to Morris to make their home. The
groom is a we'll known painter with
a promising future. Both have many
friends in the city who will welcome
them to the social circle.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-10-08
SCOTT

Mrs. Lyesett was a visitor in AL
berta Tuesday.
Harold Buckley spent Friday eve
ming in Alberta.
Robt. Dane was a visitor at the
Tomalla heme Monday.
John Walsh was a visitor at the
ZilIies home Thursday.
Miss McAleer spent the gssweek end
at her home in Morris.
Hans Anderson moved onto the
Chris Eystad farm this week
Joe and Willy Eystad attended
the fair in Morris Saturday.
The show in Alberta Saturday
evening was fairly we'll attended.
Mr.. and Mrs. Davis. and children
attended the fair in Morris Friday.
Mrs. J. M. Buckley and daughter
Bernice spent the week end in Nor
ris.
A large number from this vicinity
attended the auction at Larson &
Tuesday
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-10-08
For INDIGESTION

Never take pepsin and preparations
containing pepsin or other digestive
ferments for indigestion. as the more
you take the more you will have to
take. What is needed is tonic like
Chamberlain Tablets that will enable
the stomach to perform Its functions
naturally. Obtainable everywhere.
adv.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-10-08
Freak Tree at Lowry

Adolph Bisek, a well known and re-
putable farmer in the township OF
Reno, near Lowry. Pope county, has
a freak apple tree. and if the warm
weather holds off long enough this fall
he will have two crops Of apples this
year. And he ma7 be able to pick
both crops at the same time.
Last spring the tree blossomed as
usual and bure few apples which are
still on the branches. Three weeks
ago when apple trees were preparing
for their winter nap Mr.. Bisex's au-
Pile tree sprcuted fresh blossoms a I'd
appeared in all it's fresh spring-time
glory. Many Glenwond people have
visited the Bisek farm and corroborate
the story.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-10-08
The Farmers Lumber Yard.

Can furnish you anything in the
line Of lumber or mill work and we
will be glad to figure with you to
furnish every thing and put up your
barn or house or any kind of
building. We employ none but first
class workmen in any line. We will
give you square deal, That's what
we are in the lumber business for.
adv3t
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-10-08

subordinate position in his business
and prove his metal. Il
George is now managing the concern
Not the Same Thing. III
Miss Rangles-I am always outspo-
ken. Mr. Rangles-And am general
ly outtalked.-Smart Set.
Prudence.
Aren't you ashamed, Tommy, to
strike boy smaller than yourself?"
mot much. Anyhow, it's better to
be- ashamed of striking small boy
than sorry you struck a bigger one.''-
Richmond Times Dispatch.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-10-08

When in Minneapolis be sure and
visit the Hotel Radisson Roof GARDEN
and Silhouette Room. Famous show
places of the Northwest. adv
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1915-10-08

For Sale. Residence property of
house and two lots. Inquire of E. S.
Slawson. adv31tf.
The Washington herald., 1915-04-02
Ole Down Gr,er|

The Gra.a Csunell q the Regal Ar
eanum will meet Monday and Tues
day evenings in the Ebbttt.
The members Of the Unioa SeldieFs'
Alliance will hold their annual BAN
quet tomorrow evening in the Ebbitt
Comrade Hempel IL in charge Of ar
rangements.
: aThe Cross, will be the subject Of
the special Good Friday sermon to be
given this evening by the Rev. John
Britton Clark in the First Presbyte-
rian Church, John Marshall place near
|C street. StafRer's 'Crucifxion"
will be rendered by q double quartet.
The CitiseaS Northwest Suburban
Association will hold It's monthly
meeting tonight In Masonic Hall. Ten
nallytown. Notices Of the meeting,
sent out by Charles C. Lancaster, the
president. and Alexander J. Vowel,
secretary. urge the members to bring
candidates for membership.
Mrs. Anna sturEes, Of Boston. win
give an address at IL o'clock tomor-
row morning In the auditorium of the
Public Library. Eighth and K streets
northwest, under the auspices of the
District Federation of Women's Clubs
The subject will be "Women's Part in
the War Against War;" Admission Is
free and the public is invited.
The next meeting Of the Baraea and
Philathea Union Of the District of CO.
lumbia will be held ut the new Gen.
tennial Baptist Church. Seventh and
streets northeast, at 1880 o'clock
this evening. William Knowles Coop
er, general secretary Of the Y. M. c.
A., will be the speaker of the evening.
."Bra.il" Will be the subject Of lee
ture by Anthony Fiala, member of the
Roosevelt South American expedition
Of 1913-1914, before members of the