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The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-02-07
Taking a Trip
 in a Submarine

Einny how | succeeded in getting aboard a sub-mareen-tho at the time I went aboard 1t was not wurking at it. At the tune went aboard 1t was not my purpose to lingur theere for enny length of time I meerely wanted to get the atmosfeer so to to speel and to assure evvery one of my newtrallity. l purposed paying my re- spects 10 the commanding offisur and then getting back to surroundings moor con gennlel and familier. | had no nosion of submareening myself. l have no morbid curiosity to inspect the bottum of the ocean, which in this visinnty is infected with sharks, whales and Gurman expos- sives, all of which constitutes a grate men. nase to the finansia soundness of the life insuranse Company in which l have pol isy. However, while was felissitating the captain and the crew in my choicest language-the sub-mareen reserved pree- emptory ordurs to proseed to See forth. with. It proceeded forthwith, also with me. protested to the captain, but in vain. He was most unreesunabul. I pointed out the emharrassmint which mite arise if I was not back in the city that afturnoon. and warned him that serious inturnasionel complications would sertainlv grow out of
 
 me rum returning to Dovur and getting my laundry that afturnoon. l told him had an importint engagemint which could not be postponed. A frend flrm whom I thought l could borry mummy was going to see me that nlte, 1 sed but he would not listen.
 Soon aftur that that sub-mareen began to sub Down into the bottum of the ocean it went, watur on the top of us, watur to the rlte and wattir to the left of LIS. Believe me, Mlstur Edditur at such times one is ovvercum by the sollemnity of the occasion. At such times one will pawse and his mind will not dwell upon triffles and things that air frivvilus. At leest | can say that such was my experience. 1 anxiously asked the captain II he was sertaln his carburetur was wurking all rite, and if he had enny def finite idear how far strait up it was to the top of the Watur. He sed it was only about three miles. l am sure that theere air menny peepul in Birmingham who will not beleeve that l was three miles under watur. Sum folks won't beleeve enny thing, tho' you show it to them in black and white.
 Aftur an inturval which seemed a week. we cum again to the surface. and much to my delite, we weer rite at the dock at Dovur. l felt much releeved and was soon glowing ovver my experience. I got ashore and told sum trends of the grate trip we had maid neerly to the coast of Franse, mar rowly escaping Gurman fleet, but suc- cessfully reconnorturring the ennemies' po- sison. To show yousthe jeelusy of sum folks, anutber newspaper man is telling it heer that the submareen l was on did not leeve the dock, but went down in about 20 feet of watur meerly to test hur masheen- cry 1 certainly do hate to be nockur The dispossion to belittle the fleets of uthers l am thankful l am free frum Pure- ly becawse of jeelusy my exploit on the British sub-mareen is being maid lite of by my compettiturs. Such is life.
 Yours trooly,
 BILL VINES
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-02-07

denya between trends? l fingered out that if l could get aboard a sub-mareen do ing shouting duty reesunabully close to the English coast that it would be wurth while. l fingered rite. The British have grate meeny sub-mareens They have moor sub- mareens now than when the war began sum of theere biggest vessels have been permintly convurted into sub-mareens. Menny peepul in Englind beleeve that the sub-mareen bizness has been little ovver- dun
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-02-07

Qor they have dog and baby shows, and prefer to exhibit) or she may even have the blessed privilege of taking her tea standing at a regular bar, with her foot or the ever present railing, for women's bars are now installed in at least two we'll known restaurants-the Cafe des Beaux Arts and the Cafe Bolevard.
 In Rector's new ballroom de luxe, 2 very nice table dhote dinner Is offered to tempt the women and their escorts U remain throughout the evening as well as the afternoon. and many do. In number of places, however, full evening dress is required of both. sexes before they are allowed to dance and dine. and In such places one must leave for home a while in order to "doll up properly.
 At Reisenweber's there are billiard tables for the exclusive use of women, and at the Broadway Rose Gardens you may dance. dine, or look at the movies as best suits your pleasure. There are all sorts of contests with prizes offered in connection with the dances, and there are other forms of entertainment too nu- merous to take up herein.
 However, you will be able to judge from this, taht the innocent little word tea, la Manhattan. like charity, cov- CTS multitude of sins Or, that is. they were once looked upon as sins, though I have heard no no one referring to them thus along Broadwayr-only the faint reverberations of Billy Sundays thunder Heating over from the Quaker City.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-02-07
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9S which even now as l rite about it, cums to me so wildly that it takes all of that remarkabull will-power for which I am so famus, to keep me frum rising up frum wheere I sit and beet it. I am as a rule not eassily exsited or unnerved I have quite a reputasion for my nurve | have been told that I have moor nurve than a book-agint. This of corse was sed to flattur me- but at the same time | have a lot of nurve-I admit 1t. 1t takes nurve to be a furst class war corrispondint, and enny yung man aspiring to that profession who has not the requisite nurve l sollemly warn him now that he IS going up against sum- thing that he wots not of Those of us who have won reputasion in riting of this war Erwin Cobb, Sam Blythe and my self have undergone hardships and privasions which may appeer paWltry at long distance
 but when actuelly up against looms up like the campaign fund of a corporation $ can nydate for the Senit. Frequintly we have been so redused in circumstances that our only vissibull asset was our nurve When man IS in forrain country which is en- gagged in hostilities with uther forrain countries with no base of supplies to fall back upon eXsept his nurve, 1t must inev- vitabully at times becum embarrassing. Theere has been times that | would have cheerfully exchanged a job-lot of furst class nurve for ham-and-eggs or uther securri- tles, but ham and eggs is on a boom in urope, while nurve is discounted
 Enny hoy, | digress. was going to tell of an experiense. A short while ago had hunch that all of the news of a spesial nature of the war was being ritten exclus- slvely of the armies andsnuthing of the | JaJ T my competiturs to 1t and rite sumthing of the navies. T am not by nature or preesept salur. By instinct and infusion loath watlr. Watur is a good thing in it's phase, but gennerelly speaking it does not appee to me. l onse longed to be upon the wide and restless boozum of the deep and veew the well known horrizun at sunset-.the ldear seemed most attractive to my senti- mintal nature
 had red or the romanse of moonlite up- on the waves and it listened good But aftur went out upon sed deep I soon lelned that had been basely deseeved. All the tune | have evver been upon the ocean It has been as restless as twins with the cramp collick. The ocean has a habbit of Iaslng up Tn phases and depressing itself in utlef phases Tn a most ala1mmno mannur to the ammatoor. Whena lite nor-west by southeast wind springs up the ocean be- gins to spring up also. Setting out on the deck for the purpose of veewing the sunset Gnd uther attractsions one is frequintlv an ncyed by large part of the Atlantick abruptly humping itself ovver the poop. and seating itself in his lap. This detracts much frum the scenery and adds nuthing to the pleasantness of the occasion. Moor. ovver, aftur this has gone on for an intur val you suddenly discuvver that you do not feel well. This feeling grows upon you so rapidly that in few momints you air con- vinced that you have eaten srmthing which
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-02-07

his apartment The result was the pro- prietor took the matter to court and now the Interborough has to knock off work at the ridiculously early hour of Il D. m. every evening. The guest slum- bers sweetly and the proprietor still ment.
 No wonder New Workers do not like snow-a man can get too much of any thing-in fact. l have often wondered how married men mana ged to-but that's an other story
 As soon as the ice on the lakes upon Manhattan island is deemed thick enough to support the skaters, red ball is hoisted over each lake Soon thereafter the S. R. o. sign goes up, which, how ever, does not mean, Skating Room Only" But one man still finds enough room to play golf over in New Jersey
 Your New Yorker is nothing if not imi- tative. Let any little slang phrase catch on up here and in no time every human being is endeavoring to work 1t into each sentence spoken about three times And how they cling to them! The same old slang phrases that have been in use for years are still freely inserted into daily conversation at this time--however, should worry about that.
 The funny part of it. to me. is that every time I get almost run over by an automobile, but manage to escape by the tissue of my molars. the chauffeur who has nearly murdered me, Is always, ap- parently. the insulted party In fact, he immediately gets himself into the condi- tion. supposed to be common to wet hens.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-02-07

But possibly 1t is because l have actually escaped after all.
 The largest and handsomest fountain in the city is now being constructed at F1fty-ninth street and Fifth avenue, just east of the Plaza hotel
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-02-07
NORTH LIVING FOR.

would not spend my life in idle dream
 ing.
 Though now and then a memory is
 sweet: s- would not give the real for the seeming.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-02-07
THE LITTLE THINGS.

THE LITTLE THINGS. 'Tis not the larger things of life.
 The greater trials man must bear: 'Tis not the one decisive strife,
 Nor yet the crucial combat, rare; Nay, none of these, though each a test,
 To courage e'er a downfall brings; Let them not cause thy soul unrest
 But guard thee 'gainst the little things If, day by day, thou hast but tried
 To win each petty strife with sin. Thy soul at last, thus fortified.
 VIII meet the greater tests and win: For courage trained in such wise.
 Cannot but greater courage be. And. seeming weak, will strangely rise To ev'ry great emergency. So fear no crucial combat. great
 Shall place thy courage in duress. If thou hast reached that high estate.
 Unsullied by life's pettiness: The greater test. the real strife,
 To courage ne'er a downfall brings, But. in the daily walk of life.
 Oh. guard thee gainst the little things New York has a daylight bread line where fresh food Is served to everyone who is hungry and has the necessary whatever-it-requires to make him, or her stand in line. This is & new departure by the Hotel Knickerbocker Broadway and Forty-second street, and though it
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-02-07
UP AND DOWN BROADWAY-By Allen Griffin .

EW YORK. February e,-(spe-
 cial.) .)-Wonder if you appreciats the significance of that inno- cent little word, "tea,i as it is
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1915-10-22
October p, 1915.

grant is really recognition Of a
right Once the right to- equality is
established, equality itself must
eventually follow. But when?
Let the Jew beware. Liberty
will not be. placed about his shout
ders like new mantle, ready-to-
wear. If any promises are realized, it
will be as result of action, wise,
patient, united and far-seeing action.
Let the Jews unite Let faction be
forgotten. Cease quibbling about
means. We must agree upon some
one to speak for us, and upon some
method of action This is the gold
Ell hour of the new dawn Israel
must not be asleep.
Yet caution Liberty for a few
means oppression for the many. If
the Jew would be free, his best guar
antee lies in constitutional grant
Of freedom to all without distinction
Of race or creed. Any narrower field
of liberty is morass in which the
Jew will ultimately be lost Justice
for the Jew will become reality
only under a banner inscribed
'Justice for ALL" If liberty, if JUS
tice be circumscribed, the Jew is
never found within, but always with
out it's protecting circle.
Out of this night of war and force
must come day Of peace and JUS
tice. Perhaps for the Jew the peace
will prove only an armistice, the
justice only hearing as so often in
the past. But the opportunity is
here for a forward step. 1t needs
an awakened, an enlightened, unit
ed Israel
Gustavus Loevinger.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1915-10-22
EDITORIAL NOTES.

A Jewish young ladies literary
society in Chicago calls itself by the
modest name "The Roses of
Sharon" Girls, let's have one here,
and call ourselves "The Daisies of
the Twin Cities." Il
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1915-10-22

William Lustgarten, lawyer, in
New York City has organized a
league of foreign-born citizens to
combat the hyphenated or dual al
legiance to the lands of their origin
and this country. Why man, when
natura1ized in this country, should
Immediately forget the land of his
birth, or the national group to which
he formerly belonged, which means
his own ancestors, we cannot under
stand. Of course, some people are
so small as not to be able to hold
more than one allegiance at one
time.
The Modern View of St. Louis
asks: "What is the Greatest Single
Work or Individual Achievement of
the Bnai Brith?' We answer: "a.
B. Seelenfreund."
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1915-10-22
RAlBlBIENlC MAXNMS
Dives and His Friends.

Dives and His Friends.
At pentys gate friends galore
But friendship shuns the poor mans door.
The Pride of the Humble.
The song that pleased the mobiles
The humble will not hear.
The Eager Throng
You rush hear the discourse-your reward? the rush
You crowd hear the sermon and your gan the crush
The Profitable Discourse.
TO hear lecture is not vain
It's food for thought-and that's your gain.
The House of Mourning and The House of Feasting
In house of mourning act with due respect;
1t pays you to be silent and reflect
But at the wedding feast be gay;
The noisy chatter is your pay.
Quick Sales.
While yet the dust of travels thy feet,
Sell quickly, get the money and retreat
Womans Choice.
Womans choice is YOUTH the brawny youth, tho poc:,
Rather than the aged with all his moneys lure
Love and Hate.
In love there is no happy mean
And so is with hate, l
Lack of Leadership.
Hapless is the age of leadership bere,
Hapess like ship without pilot left
The Honey and the Sting.
Tell the little bee of gauzy wing;
I care not for thy honey thy sting.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1915-10-22
THE WEEKLY DECALOG

Ten leading Bible characters in the time Of Moses.
Moses, Jethro Aaron Miriam, Bezalel Eleazar, Phneas
Caleb, Korah, Balaam.
Explanatory Note.
The first four and their place in Bible history
we'll known.
Beza1e1 charge of the construction of the
Tabernacle and it's equipment.
Eleazar was the elder Aarons surviving sons
ceeded him high He and Moses had charge of the
expedition against the Mdyanes and the distribution of the
booty.
Phneas the of Eleazar and distinguished for
his jealous attack the worshipers of Baa-Peor.
Caleb of the twelve by Moses
pore the land Of Canaan He represented the tribe of JUDAH
and in opposition the other brought favorable
and encouraging report
Korah the leader of the Instruction against Moses
Balaam the Syrian prophet who called by Baak
King Moab, the Israees but blessed them in
stead.
New Britain herald., 1915-03-18
VAST AUDIENCE
HAPPY AT FOXS

Oh. such screams of laughter as
were heard yesterday in the regions
of Fox's, one was naturally attracted
to see what was really going on. 1t
was the vast audience enjoying the
antics of Marie DRESSER, Americas
foremost legitimate Coincidence ana
Charlie Chaplin, the man with the
funny cane, mustache and equally
funny derby hat in TITLES Pune
tured Romance the six part rip
roaring comedy that is making all
America howl with glee. 1t is really
hard to pick any individual scene OF
the entire six thousand feet OF film
and dwell on it's merits as a laugh
provoker as it is just chock full OF
funny situations To miss this laugh
ing treat is missing the greatest tonic
ever offered the theater- going pubic
of New Britain. Remember, 1t VIII
be shown tonight for the last time.
Besides this big attraction the twelfth
and very latest chapter OF The EX-
PLOTS of Elaine" the serial all New
Britain is talking about and today
"Pathe News depicting the latest
news from the theatcr of war Will al
so be shown.
For Friday and Saturday William
| Fox offers Dustin Farnum and an al
| star cast of favorites in 1.-THE SquaN
| Man." dramatized in six reels of mo
| ton pictures from William Faver
| sham's greatest success. 1.-The SquaV
! Man" can be termed the real Amerl
| can drama as it deals with the day
| of the early west and in it's mile o
superb, and dramatic action the spec
tators are held spellbound by IT'S quicl
! moving and thrilling action.
New Britain herald., 1915-03-18
GOOD ACTS
ON KEENEY'S BILL

The act of the Royal Cabaret corn
Dany. headliners at Keeney's, con-
tinnes to attract considerable atten-
ton throughout the city. The act is
proving a magnet of exceptional
drawing power and it is in a large
measure responsible for the capacity
audiences which are the rule at the
theater every day There are eight
people in the troupe. -Four are skilled
musicians and the others are dancers
Of great ability. They put on novel
turn. introducing the latest ball room
and fancy dances, going through the
manoeuvers of the intricate numbers
in graceful fashion. The settings
used for the act are the most elabor-
| time.
vying with the cabaret act Tor
| nremier honors is the pleasing spe-
cialty given by Miss Vallah Clapp,s
| Nine Jolly Juveniles. These are a
| number Of precocious Riddles. Ihelr
| ages range from five to sixteen years
! and they are talented entertainers.
| They render a pleasing program OF
/ singing numbers and also introduce
| some very clever dancing. Their act
! makes a, most favorable impression
| every day.
Artistic posing of novel characte'
is specialized in by De Milo, dainty
I Partisan miss, who is one Oh the Ia
| yorftes this week. Her work deserve
/ commentator. 1t is appreciated o.
/ the patrons Of the theater ana tn
Young lady receives most cordla
| recention at every performance.
Two other good acts are provide
nv Grace and Chinese Walker, an
frederick and Vents, acrobats.
The Pathe weekly will top tn
Keeneyscope program tonight.
New Britain herald., 1915-03-18

Such a pretty, dainty little frock as Thu
one always finds its place. In the ont
view, it is shown made of crepe de chine
throughout with trimming of rosebud
banding. In the other, it is made OF Dor,
dered wolfe combined with plain and with
a strip Of embroidery used to give the
woke effect. Since it can be made either
with or without lining, it is adapted
The body portion is cut with separate
over the shoulders and shirred over the
seams When the lining is used it acts
as a stay when it is omitted, there can bel
straight strips Of material or tape used
for the purpose. The skirt is perfectly
straight, and whether the yoke portion is
plain or SHRED, it is joined both
to the skirt and to the body portion.
Such trock is available for many fab
RIGS; those suggested are charming and
there are also really wonderful new cotton
crapes that would be fascinating made in
this way White, with little lowered
figures that are essentially child-likc and
charming, would be very lovely.
For the IL year size will be required 5H
yds. of material FL in. wide, 4 yds. SO,
or ~ yds. A.. to make as shown in the
front view, IS yds. II or SO, 1 "a yds.
a., with I IS yds. of flouncing go in. wide
and IS yd. of all-over embroidery IS in.
wide, to make as shown in back view.
The pattern No. $50 is cut in sizes
from 10 to "a years. 1t will be mailed to
any address by the Fashion Department
Of this paper, on receipt of ten cents.
New Britain herald., 1915-03-18
EVERY GIRL SHOULD
SEE "MAGGIE PEPPER

Every girl who works for a living
will have a feeling of sympathy for
Maggie Pepper, the department store
girl who is the leading character of
the play of that title which is being
played by the Poll Players at Polls.
Hartford theater this week, for Mag
gle Pepper is typical girl of her class
and, like Charles Klein's other dra-
matte characters, is just as you find
her in almost any large store. The ro-
nance of business and love is clever!y
interviewer and the story becomes one
of dual interest, causing those in the
audience to wonder just how the little
love affair is coming out, as we'll as
the success of the firm. The final
outcome is, Of course, as it should be,
but the audience is held until the FL
nal moment The players do excel
! lently in this comedy and large aud
! fences are manifesting approval of the
! fine quality of the production.
Next week the players will be seen
in a play of real New England life,
New Britain herald., 1915-03-18
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New Britain herald., 1915-03-18
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