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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1915-09-02
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1915-09-02
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1915-09-02

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Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
Corporation Control of State Universities

Dismissal Professor H. Brewster from the law faculty
Colorado State university and Dr. Scott Nearing as assistant
professor Wharton school OF the State University
PENNSYLVANIA has brought face face with
institutions under influence OF
predatory Colorado and Pennsylvania the two states
the corporation most
dgaceu only recently that trustees OF the
university permit President Gompes OF the American
Federation Labor lecture before the student body after having
been extended n invitation by the students.
Professor Brewsters dismissal from the faculty OF the Colorado
the that he sympahized with the coal
off the yoke OF Rockefelerm and
courage give public expression his opinions The
regents governor influenced by John Rockefeller
who according Mackenzie King powerful than all the pe
dropped when faculty made
coming university because he oupoken
labor unions and had said shame and disgrace o
CRANKY Hlyer appointment Judge the coal
strike after he had served for the G f.
pany prosecuting these .
DR. Neang free speech policy has been consistent and this
attempt discipline him has caused much indignation 1t is stated
decision withheld until the close the tor tear
oi demonstrations by the students
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
Rupture Between Safer Nisbet and His Chief

Much surprise created when Wednesday OF this week
Alexander Nisbet posted notice the
City hall suspendg Chief OF Police Felix ONei and preferng
extending insubordinaon
white When asked
earlier refused and the order mme
ONe appointed chief OF police during the
Arnold before commission
be protected by the
civil service law.
Monday July date when the charges filed
bv Nbet the
jury that the verdict placed in doubt There
chief after that and Undersherif Glen Dutd
political official family said be slated for the job
has been less friction between
chief for time believed that threat OF
recall election unless ONe removed brought the mat
recall has been secretly crcula
past understood sufficient had
filing and calling special election An attempt
Nsbet made about a and Chief ONeils
support this fight of the chief for
The suspended chief promises
interesting the hearing charges preferred by the
the Nbet is serving both commissioner and
chief with captains receiving direct from him.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
CENSORED WAR NEWS
BY A. NEUTRAL

Aggie's asking aims for the Artillery.
Belindas binding bellybands for Bel
gians.
Clara's counting cough drops for Cos
sacks.
Diana's denting dum-dums for Dragons.
Effie's etching emblems for the Ensigrs.
Fannie's fetching fish-balls for the
Trenches.
Gaby's garglng goldfish for the Ger
mans.
'attie's itching 'orses for the Hinglish
Iona's ironing ice-bags for the Irish.
.Jennie's joining jew's-harps for the Japs
katy's killing Kitcheners for the Kaiser.
Lizzie's laundering lingerie for the Ian
GERS.
Mary's making moonshine for the Monks
Nellie's hitting nothing for the Nuns
Olives opening oysters for the Old Guard
Prunela's painting pretzels in PrzemysL
Quola's quelling quinzy in the Queen
Own.
Rachels rolling Rameses' for Russians
Sister Susie's sewing shirts for Soldier
Titles toughening tripe for two tight
Teutons.
Ulma's unwrapping union-suits for
Ulhans
Niola's vaporizing vodka in the Vosac,
Wilhelmina's wishing warts on Wilhelm
Nanthippe's Nhaling xylophones Tor
Nmas.
Yenny's yielding yeast-cakes for thc
Yiddish.
Zue zaid zhe zent ZONE zoap for 70
luaves.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
Gouernor Carlson Fails in Duty to Colorado

Governor George A. growing disappointment
the hour, when elected by
n November He has permitted himself be shang
tile National AntSaloon league for prohibition campaign
while meish mess is deomposi
every Colorado citizen. Perhaps
governor conspired his order avoid acting
removal Adutan General John Chase, who
up practice of doctong draw
regular pay envelope the military leader. At
permittedo the aduan office
while the federal department has
effect twelve the Colorado not1onal
financial support and with the probability
similar action other companies in the future.
Colorado confronted with the probability
having corps OF hgep hand picked military officers witt.
However with Chase general, The
Colorado Fuel and Iron with allied interests be de
pended upon soldiers
imported gun guards whenever needed shoot down
and Colorado worlingmen and burn their homes.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
Gloom Dispe11ers
PERHAPS A WAR BABY"

Here's a story of the sea that comes
from New York which has not been pub
lished in other family journal, of the
west:
Recently on liner bound for New
York from England, baby was born
down in the steerage when the boat was
a few hours out. The passengers ON the
upper decks heard OF it and also We're
informed that the mother was very poor,
so they took up collection for her
amounting to about $500.
When the boat was within a short dis
tance of America, the woman expressed
desire to thank the passengers in per.
son and did so in a few brief remarks
which were about as follows: Il want
to thank you for myself, for my baby
and for my husband, who lives in Amer
lea, and has not seen me in three years"
The thanks were duly accepted. The
story is vouched for by number of first
cabin passengers of unimpeachable au-
thority.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03

icize his weaknesses. and point TO his
mistakes; but they must, when all has
been said, recognize him as great
democrat who, in spite OF all has re-
tanned from first to last the spirit OF
democracy. He may not have grasped il
in all its details, nor comprehended it
in it, fullncss; but he has held firmly
to its ideal. There is no reason TO sup
pose that he will not be as jealous in
the cause OF the people out of office, a.
he has been in office; and so long a.
his mind retains its vigor. and his tongue
its eloquence. his voice will be lifted in
behalf OF liberty and justice.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
Latest German SkodalShells
Cause of Terrific Slaughter

Seven-eighths OF the wounds in the
Galcian fighting were caused by shells,
half OF which We're fired from big caliber
guns, said Surgeon Major Jesshintseff
to an interviewer on returning IA War.
saw from the front
Bullets play no part now" he con
tinucd, and the infantryman's rifle is n
toy. Infantry merely occupies the
trenches the cannon have won.'
Most devastating OF all are the new
Skoda shells of the Cermanic allies.
which are seventeen inches in diameter
and weigh $500 pounds. The Skoda
howitzer shoots at a high angle and its
shell penctrates twenty feet into soft
earth before exploding, two seconds af.
ter striking. These howitzers do not
resemble the Krupp mortars OF the same
calibcr, to which they are said to be
superior in every way.
When a Skoda shell hits it means
death to everything within a radius OF
$50 yards and even farther off. The
mere pressure OF its gas rips open the
bomb proof shelters and catches those who
escape the metal fragments and flying
debris This gas enters the body cavities
and tears flesh asunder. some times
stripping the men of their clothes. The
men in the immediate neighborhood OF
the explosion are annhilated
So fierce is the heat of the explosion
of the shells that it melts rifle barrels
as il they had been struck by lightning.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
SOUNDED Ike A FIGHr-

You're liar,r drawled the little
man.
WHAT roarcd the big man. clench-
ing huge fist DO You dare to call
me that. you poor puny. pitiable little
puppy"
i do came back the defiant reply
III you speak another word. you great
lump OF podgy pork, I'll soon cut you
-horti"
Cut me short. you cheese mite''
shouted the enragcd giant
Yes, and here goes" snapped the
thin.armcd dwarf. sharply; and, quick
as lightning. before the burly ono could
utter word. he rang of and hung up
the rcceiver.-London Tit Bits.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
LIVE COUNTRY ITEMS
SIMLA DOTS.

Hurrah for the streets The work is
leaving them in splendid condition. but,
We mud. when it. rainsi
The new residence of Mr.. Comstock
is almost completed.
Miss Mac Hope visited friends at
Ramah. Saturday and Sunday.
n. n. Bailey OF the eastern part OF
the county passed through here last
week, On route to California, where he
will visit the fair and attend the uni.
versity.
Mr.. Armstrong and daughter. Miss
Doll and Mrs. Alexander have just re.
turned from an extended visit with rcla-
tivcs in Kansas. They made the trip
in their touring car.
Mr. and Mrs. Johnson OF Cheyenne
neighborhood were trading in town, Fri
day of last week.
Wednesday, the town was awakened
from its usual state Of lcthargy, by the
sudden marriage of Lincoln Estes. a young
man of this place to Miss Grace Allen OF
the Sunny slope community. Rev. Stein
metz tied the knot Of matrimony.
Miss Pearl Patton of Colorado Springs
has been visiting the Misses Armstrong
the last few weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Martin O'Ncal from near
Devils Lake, North Dakota, are camping
here for the summer.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
Self-Possession

Here's to the man who holds his peace
When provocation's strong.
Who shuts his mouth and keeps it shut
When word would set him wrong,
Who grips his temper firm end fast,
Nor loses self control
Though he's tempted sore to vent his
wrath
And silence sears his soul
Here's to the man who holds his tongue
When you'd like to make him swear,
Who listens TO all your stinging words
With a cool, provoking air;
Who keeps his grip on his rising wrath
When his temper's really bad,
Whose self-restraint you can't disturb!
And doesn't he make You mad2
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
JOKER IN THIS WILL.

The lawyer was drawing up old Fur
rows will.
Il hereby bequeath all my property to
my wife" dictated the son OF the soil.
Got thatg"
Yes" answered the lawyer.
"On condition that she marries again
within year
The legal light sat back puzzled But
why2' he asked.
The aged farmer smiled
Because" was the reply Il want
somebody to be sorry died.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03

Upon the passage of the fifty -four.
hour -per-week law in the state of Ohio
it was appealed to the coIrts, and finally
the supreme court of the United State
decided that the law was constitutional
The same course was taken with the ten
hours -perday law of Massachusetts
Now comes the state of California with
an eight-hour law for women, and .he
same court upholds its constitutionality v
The chances are that if a few more
states pass similar laws, lawyers can be
found to carry the cases 20 the same
court in spite OF the precedents now BE-.
ing piled up.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
THE RETORT SMART.

Two men were hurrying along. and
met at the corner OF street, only to
collide and knock their heads.
why don't you look where You are
going,' said one.
Il was just going to say the same"
said the other, for You made my head
ring"
Your head ringg"
Yes"
That shows its empty"
Didn't your head ringi" said the
other.
No. was the reply.
That that shows its cracked
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
COULDN'T STAND THE JOKE.

negro was lying down during the
noon hour. sleeping in the hot sun. The
clock struck one, the time to pick up his
hod again. He rose. stretched. and erum-
blcd; II wish ! wuz daid Tain
nothin' but wuk. wnk from mornin' tell
night"
Another man, a story above. heard
the complaint and dropped brick on the
grumbler'- head.
Dazed. he looked up and said:
"Da Lawd can stan no jokes He je-'
takes cNything in ycnrncst. Kansas
City star
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
Speed Maniacs Continue to Laugh and Race

meeting council last Monday Safer Nsbet
duced ordinance requiring lights be carried fore and aft
vehicles Perhaps this is intended rebuke the automobile
but if has had the
tragedies reported every
The only that gives promise
OF that taken voluntarily by the Den
Motor club which is endeavorng have members apply
establish precedent other follow.
Taxi whizz and down the crowded thorough
police the hours the
traffic squad is on the downtown crossings.
OF Safety Nisb has expressed in the daily
regre that boys and girls inexperienced in handling
drive machines but he has
pedestrians Not single
of reckless drivers who
recently killed manned people the of Denver.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
ONE ON THE FISH.

"Doin' any good,r asked the curious
individual on the bridge
ANY goodl' answered the fisherman
in the creek below. why, / caught 40
bass out o here yesterday.
Say, do you know who amy" asked
the man on the bridge.
The fisherman replied that he did not.
Well. ] I'm the county fish and game
warden"
The angler. after a moments thought
exclaimed, Say, do you know who
amir
No" the other replied
Well Tm the biggest liar in eastern
Colorado said the craft anger. with a
grin
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03

Alderman Frank Bowling, an old-fash-
ioned New York Tammany leader, is the
author OF a new definition for the term
efficiency engineer relating TO divi,-
ion of 5000 year experts now appear
ing upon the New York city payroll
An efficiency engineer snorted Dowl-
ing in the course of a heated discussion
is just like a Welsh rarebit, which j.
neither Welsh nor rabbit. 1t is Just
a plain hunk of cheese
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
WHY WAIT FOR A HORSE?

II was in country town and the
travelling company WIS playing Richard
H." The performance seemed to drag
terribly and the audience became very
tired
"a horse, horse; my Kingdom for a
horscl" roarcd the actor
"lf yc quit now yen be able to ketch
the tcnthutiy trolley" shouted tired
voice.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03

In speech to 'the marines" at Ithaca,
n. Y, the other day, Hudson Maxim, the
inventor of modern rapid fire guns, took
all the terrors out OF war by declaring
that modern style guns and armaments
are lifesaving machines end asserted
that it is more dangerous to ride in an
automobile than to go into the trenches
This ought to relieve the high tension
in Washington.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
IN DRY TERRITORY.

In West Virginia amy traveller ia liable
to arrest and conviction IA n bootlcggcr
II he carries more than two quarts Of
liquor without labelling his baggage as
to the quantity OF liquor in hia possess
sion. 1t il related that one man re-
turning from fishing trip obcyed the
law literally by wearing placard which
read; II contain one quart of rye and
four pints OF bccr.'--Bayficld Blade.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03

In making purchases to supply the
needs of the home and wearing apparel.
remember The Bulletin advertisers. Bus
mess enterprises whose announcements
appear in this paper indicate o friend
ship for and sympathy with the labor
movement and invite your trade. Re-
ciprocity is the key note Of all true
trades unionists.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03

Gable dispatches announce that the
fleeing Russians under Grand Duke
Nicholas have made stand on the
River Bug. This is interesting a. being
the first instance since the Germ ms
began the great drive in Galacia that n
name has been given to a place that can
be pronounced and has the saving gricc
of humor.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
FOUND IT IN WEBSTER.

81 want to be procrastinatcd at dc
mex corner" said the negro passenger.
"You want to be what ?" demanded the
conductor.
Don't lose your temper. l had to
look in de dictionary mysc'f befor' I
found out dat 'procrastinatc' means put
Off"
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03

The Ohio Valley Trades nd Labor As
sembly of Wheeling, w. Va, has joined
the American Federation of Labor, after
thirty-three years of individuilism. As
the Assembly puts it, "They finally
accepted the conquering spirit of labor
solidarity and became n part of the
world wide movement"
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
Freedom
By
E D w | N
M ARK HAM
ERE is the forest now,

As on that old July
When first our fathers took the
~ The bluebird, stained with earth and sky,
Shouts from blowing bough
In green, aerial freedom, wild and high,
And now, then the bobolink
Out on the uncertain brink
OF the swaying maple swings,
Loosing his song out link by golden link,
While the wood his proclamation rings,
A daring boast that would unkingdom kings!
Even the wild birds sang bough and wall
That day the bell OF independence hall
Thundered upon the world the word OF man,
The word OF God uttered when the world began
That day when liberty began to be
And mighty hopes were out on land and sea.
But Freedom calls her conscripts, them
1t is endless battle to be free
AS the old dangers lessen from the skies,
New dangers rise
Down the long centuries eternaily
Again, again will rise Thermopylae
Again, again. new Leondas
Must hold for God the mperiled pass,
AS the long ages
New Lexington will rise Lexington,
And many vaorous Warren ia
Upon the imperiled wall
Man is the conscript OF an endless quest,
a long divine adventure without rest,
A holy war, battle yet unwon
When he shall climb beyond the burnt out SUM-
Each hard-earned freedom withers to a bond;
Freedom forever is beyond-beyondl
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03

Governor John II. kcnd,ick of Wyo-
ming last week sent a chcrl for So to
the Labor Temple library at Rocl;
Springs. 1T is refreshing to know that
the executive of the state adjoining Colo
RADIO on the north has heart that beats
in sympathy for the workers who -trivc
TO better their condition in LIE.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03

The new home OF the Amalgamated
Association OF Street and Electric Rail
way Employees of America. which is be-
ing erected in Detroit. Mich. is nearing
completion. The international officials
expect to occupy their new home this
month
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
ASK A POLICEMAN.

"po, does money TALK"
yes, dear
"All money!"
eyes. Bobbie'
"rhen how can any one get quiet
tipf'-'Judgc.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03

Tomorrow is this nations largest red
figure date in history-the Fourth Of
July. This year it finds the United
States as the only great power on The
globe at peace, which causes the glorious
independence to be more glorified han
ever.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03
ANOTHER "cLosE RACE Joke.

Friend-Therc's your friend, Miss
MacGrcgor. over there. Why don't you
go over and speak to herr
Scot-Wheest. mon; she has no paid
her fare yct.--Judgc
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03

Chairman Frank Walsh Of the indus
trial commission is the original Mr.. 81
should worry" He doesn't care q rap
what the corporati ton controlled ncwspa
pers say about him.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03

Some OF the newspapers which con
tinually chortlc about what is to happen
"when the European war is over might
make a great scoop by telling when that
will be.
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03

Let him that would move the world.
first move himself-Socrates
Denver labor bulletin., 1915-07-03

1t takes strong minded man TO ad
init he is in the wrong when he i
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-11-04
SPLlNTERS OF THE FAR PAST
Declared by Scientists Who Ought to
Know to Be Many Millions Of
Years Old.

The discovery of splinters millions
Of years old has been made by a pro-
fessor of paleontology at the Univer-
sity Of California. The splinters are
neither decayed nor petritied, but re-
tanned the grain and distinct markings
of the California redwood, and it is
even possible to whittle shavings from
the larger splinters. The discovery OF
these splinters was made at Mussel
Rock, California, bank of rock about
twenty miles out of San Francisco
This stratum of rock offers an excel
lent opportunity for the study OF rock
formations, and it was while on a trip
of this kind that the splinters were
found embedded in the sandy base OF
the rock. Furthermore, these spin
ters were contained in stratum whica
had sunk under the sea and had beel
afterward raised and turned over in I
different position so that the redwood
trees were in a horizontal position IL
stead of vertical-World's Advance.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-11-04
OBSERVE COURTESY IN WAR.

A strange courtesy of war which
attends the fraternity of airmen, re-
gardless of the fact that they are d.
vided into hostile camps, was report
ed by English army aviators on leave
of absence in London.
If a British birdman kills a Ger
man aviator he makes a second flight
over the enemy's lines, drops note
expressing regret that the demands
of war made his action necessary and
asks that his sympathy be carried to
the dead ayiator's family.
A young English aviator started
the practice several weeks ago, The
Germans promptly reciprocated.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1915-11-04
PREVENT HOG CHOLERA
Disease Is Greatest Menace to
Successful Swine Raising.
BY Far Most Contagious and Fatal Of
Any Of Ailments Of AnimaIs--ln-
lection Carried to Healthy
Herds In Many Ways.

By J. KASTLB and r. GRAHAM)
Hog cholera is the greatest menace
to successful hog raising. It is by far
the most contagious and fatal of any
of the diseases Of swine. The disease
Is due to an ultra-microscopic virus
which is present in the blood, the ex-
creta and In the carcasses of all infect
ed animals. The infection may be car
ried from infected to healthy herds by
a number of agencies, such as run
ming water, birds, dogs, new stock
from infected sources, and also on the
shoes of persons who have walked
over infected areas. We can only hope
to control, and ultimately eradicate
hog cholera by honest, conscientious
and painstahng efforts on the part of
all farmers and hog raisers looking to
the effective isolation of all animals
having the disease, scrupulous cleanli-
ness in the handling and care of hogs,
disinfection Of infected premises, the
burning of all carcasses of hogs that
have died of this disease, proper care
~in the selection of fresh stock and the
careful and intelligent use of hog chol-
era serum.
Hogs should be fed a balanced ra-
ton consisting of such materials as
corn and various corn products, bran,
wheat middlings, oil meal, tankage and
distillers' dried grains and, whenever
possible, they should be supplied with
forage crops, such as green alfalfa
or alfalfa hay. Hogs should be sup
piled with an abundance of pure, clean
water, plenty of shade in hot weather,
dry bedding, and airy, light, we'll ven
tilated hog houses.
Great care should be exercised in
the purchase of new stock in order to
secure healthy, vigorous animals, free
from disease. In this connection, il is
well to bear in mind that hog cholera
has an incubation period lasting from
5 to 20 days, during which time the
animal may appear normal to all in
tents and purposes. Separate quar-
tiers should be provided for the isola-
ton of all newly-purchased animals,
where they may be kept from the rest
of the herd for period of three weeks,
and kept under observation for any
symptom of the disease that may ap-
pear.
Following an outbreak of hog chol-
era in a herd, a thorough cleaning
up and disinfection of hog lots and
quarters must be resorted to. Fire
and fresh air-s1aked lime are the most
efficient agents for the destruction Of