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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
Reason for His Belief

Il eve saw such a superstitious
fellow as Bixby."
Whats his latest?"
why, he's been trying all the
morning to prove that 1915 is an I'm.
lucky year. He's manipulated the
figures 1915 with addition, subtrac.
ton, multiplication, division and the
rule Of three"
What has he found that seems I'm.
lucky?"
Nothing, except that when he add.
ed 1-9r1-5 together and subtracted the
total, 16, from 1915, it left 1899"
tYes?"
And that was the year he mar.
ried."
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
Taking No Chances.

so you're leaving to get married,
Mary?"
yes, mum"
"And how long have you known the
young MANI"
Three weeks, num-"
Isn't that a rather short time?
Don't you think you ought to wait
until you know him better?"
mo, mum. I've tried that several
times, and every time the man changed
his mind when he got to know me
better"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
LOOK YOUR BEST
AS to Your Hair and Skin, cuticura
VIII Help You. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. These
fragrant super-creamy emollients pre-
serve the natural purity and beauty
of the skin under conditions which,
If neglected, tend to produce a state
of irritation and Disagreement.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. KY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
An Insect TRAGEDY

An Insect Tragedy.
First ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS become Of
u old friend?
Second Mosquito-Lais was a horri-
Bile fate. Those human beings poured
kerosene all oyer the place.
+. M.-But he liked kerosene.
s.. M.-That was the trouble. He
gorged himself with it, and then col
lided with q FREELY.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
Referendum on a Gerrymander.
From the Chicago Herald.

The republican legislature has recently
redtstrfcted Ohio in a curious manner.
Congressional districts have been twisted
and turned to suit party needs. The In,
tentfon was to make 1s districts republican
and six democratic.
The gefrymander has always seemed as
pecially wicked. 1t was invented asia
blow at popular government. Under the
referendum law, however. the voters OF
Ohio, and not the bosses. have the last
say. The democratic party of the state
has that it will ask for q ref
erendum. Nax thc. aaaa,s 5zii3
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
Friend in Need.

Four-year-old Donald was out on
the lawn, wrestling with a somewhat
older boy, and getting decidedly the
worst of it. His quick wit thought
out a way to avoid defeat, SO he called
out:
Mamma, did you call me?'
Not receiving any reply, and being
On the verge Of defeat, Donald yelled
desperately:
Call me in, mamma; call me in
quick!"-National Food Magazine.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
COULD not
STAND ON FEET
Mrs. Baker So
Not Do Her Work-Found
Relief In Novel Way.
Adrian, Mich. -" suffered terribly
with female weakness and backache and

got so weak that l
could hardly dc my
work. When I
washed my dishes /
had to sit down and
when would sweep
the floor / would get
so weak that I would
have to get a drink
every few minutes,
and before / did my
busting would have
to lie down. I got
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
Creatinu Health.
William E. Towne. In Nautil

William E.. Towne, In Nautilus.
Give to the new cells which are con-
stantly being created in your body the
impress Of health and poise and fear
~lessness and power. Don't stamp them
with fear n doubt impulses. Your
habits of mind. the thought habits that
persist in your mind, impart their i'm
pluse to the cells OF you body. The
nervous system eacts to thought and
In this way wrong thought habits ulti-
Lmately create in-harmonY or disease.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
Gloomy Observable,

DO you think the world is getting
better?"
6" don't know anything about it"
replied the melancholy observer. ct
seemed to be doing very we'll for a
time, but, judging from the European
news, I should say it is suffering a
terrible relapse"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
Tending That Way.

do you believe these South Ameri-
can revolutions are contagious?"
"As a rule, revolutions are things
which nave a tendency toward going
around"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
A Rescuer.

did you know Jiggers was a life
saver at Atlantic City?"
Nonsense! le can't swim a stroke"
He doesn't need to. He runs a
pawnshop and stakes people to money
to pay their fares home"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
a

Him-Who is that homely female
over by the piano?
Her-Why, that is Nine. Cos
metique, the famous beauty specialist.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15

A father likes it, but a mother al
ways resents it when her son is called
@tBill' Instead of William"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15

Are you old enough to remember
the old-fashioned mothers who used
to rock cradles?
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
Prize Drawinq.

Prize Drawing.
Il hear Jack has fooled us all and
got married"
Eyes, he went way down to New
Orleans for his bride. I understand
he had known her only a very few
days.
Sort of a Louisiana lottery for
Jack, eh?"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
Hard Work.

First Flea-Been on a vacation?
Second Flea-Nope, on a tramp
Penn Punch Bowl.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
Wrono Attitude.

Let US forgive and forget; IL we
hold a hurt feeling and adopt a martyr
pose, we show we forget that we have
forgiven.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
A hit in time may save nine, and a
kick unlocked may save a fine.
No Accounts Opened.
do you charge things here?"
only storage batteries, madam
Boston Evening Transcript.
His Version

His Version.
THAT baseball umpire has revised
the old saying"
Whats that?"
"He says you can't touch a yitcher
without being reviled."
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15

The trimming of a woman's hat is
all on the outside; that of a mans is
all on the inside.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15

But even at that, what our neigh,
bors think about us isn't apt to be
very far out of the way.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
Drink Denison's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

It's a wise man who can appear stu
pid at times-but some men carry 1t
to excess.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
Too Tame.

Coin to the Sunday-school picnic,
Jimmie?"
Nav! I went last year and they
didn't have enough ice cream and
lemonade to make a baby sick"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15

ing children as the old maid sister
of their mother.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15

If all women were mind readers ev-
cry ma on earth would take to the
tall timber.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15

Cocoa was unknown until Mexico
Was discovered.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
When his wife is trying, a man is
generally guilty.
Drink Demson's Coffee.
Always pure and delicious.

Love may not be blind, but 1t sell
dem sees its finish.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15
On a

Hampton-How did you get the
paint on your coat?
Rhodes-From the men higher up.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15

British troops serving In India are
paid by the Indian government.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Bye Remedy, for Red, Wea H. W "
Just Eye comfort. Write for Book of the. Bye
BY mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15

The specific gravity of cork is "a
and that of ebony 1873.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15

You can tell more about a woman by
looking at the man she is with than
by looking at her.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15

But q woman always stops talking
long enough to give q man q chance
to propose.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15

After the battle comes reward.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1915-07-15

Island of Oahu. Hawaii, has 127
of railway.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-03-12
LONDON PAPERS SCORE
 SOME OF THEIR OFFICERS

(By Associated Press Correspondence
 LONDON, Feb. 27-The inability oi certain type of Enylishman to re press his sporting instincts when en gagged in the graver business of war is severely condemend by the Daily Chronicle in an editorial dealing with hare chasing and pheasant shooting al the front, A number of officers have even imported packs of beagles, the species of hound used in the chase of smaller animals.
 Sympathetic imagination is never the Englishman's strong point; and for lack of it some of our officers at the front have made a rather serious mistake" says the Chronicle. Then after quoting a newspaper description of hunt behind the trenches, it con. tinues
 "It does not need much reflection to see how jarring such conduct must be in what is not a conquered but an allied country, while it's mourning in habitants, in presence of the great calamity of invasion, are refrainine from every sport of the kind. It is likely to give-and we happen to know that it has given-great offense to our French allies. Shooting parties have been organized behind our lines and pheasant preserves raided. All game shooting in France is prohibited during the war; so that the French see Eng fish officers indulging in sport which is not only unseemly but also actually Illegal so far as they are concerned We feel sure that this sport is not in dulged in with the knowledge or con sent either of the Commander-in-ch or of Lord Kitchener, and 1t should certainly be prohibited in the future.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-03-12
ARE NOT OBEY|NG
 TERRITORIAL LAWS

Charles E. Davidson, secretary of Alaska, took a long, healthy swat at Commissioner John F. Dillon of Fair banks, in his answer to the House of Representatives request for informa- tion as to the evasions of the Terri torial laws. The report was referred to the judiciary committee. Repre- sentative Shoup suggested that it be turned over to the grand jury.
 Secretary Davidsons reply de- clared that in the enforcement of the vital statistics registration law MT. Dillon had shown an utter contempt for the Territorial laws" Commits sioner Albrecht of Iditarod also was hauled on the carpet by the Secre- tary, but 1t was said that he had now written his intention to bring his rec. ords ou to date. Other commission. CTS in Alaska, particularly in the Fourth division, were named as hay ing failed to carry out the duties of their office.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-03-12
WELSH GUARDS TO
 TO ACT AS ESCORTS

(By Associated Press Correspondence)
 LONDON, Feb. 27-Welshmen are delighted with the fact that a battal- ion of Welsh Guards is to be added to the men of extra height who for years have been quartered at the Yelling ton Barracks opposite Buckingham Palace and have performed guard and escort duty at all military functions. Although Welshmen as a rule are short it is not anticipated that there will be any difficulty in recruiting the battalion. The Scots Guards have a thistle as their emblem and the Irish Guards a shamrock, and already there is discussion whether the Welsh Guards shall have leek or daffodil (the two names are the same in Welsh) or Red Dragon, which is es- sentially a Welsh emblem, is one of the supporters of the Prince of Wales arms and is used on national occa. sions.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-03-12
PRINCE OF AUSTRIA
 TO LOSE HIS HORSES

(By Associated Press CorrespondeDce)
 LONDON, Feb. 27-Blooded horses belonging to the stable of Prince Kinsky of Austria, an "alien enemy" are to be sold to satisfy the claims of the estate of the late Hon. Francis Lambton, their trainer Heretofore, only horses belonging to the hostile governments have been seized, while private owenrs escaped. But the Home Secretary has granted a license to the executors of Lambton to sell thirteen racers, including Mediator. The residue of the sale remain in trust until after the war, since no money can be remitted to the Prince.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-03-12
CLAIMS HE CAPTURED
 GOVERNOR OF WARSAW

(By Associated Press Correspondence)
 VIENNA, Feb. PA bookkeeper named Bachinger who joined one of the local landsturm regiments early in the war, has been enjoying a brief period of fame as a war hero here. Wearing Iron Crosses of the first and second classes, which he had taken from the bodies of Prussian soldiers while on ambulance duty, he told an elaborate story of his single-handed capture of the Governor of Warsaw.
 He was received in state by the Chief Burgomaster of Vienna and was presented with purse full of money When the story reached the German newspapers, it met prompt contra diction, and Bachinger was arrested He has now been sent to hospital for observation as to his sanity
The Cordova daily times., 1915-03-12
LABOR LEADERS OBJECT
 ID WOMEN TAKING JOBS

(By Associated Press Correspondence
 LONDON, Feb.27-The proposal to the trade unions made by H. J. Ten nant, NJ. P., undersecretary of war, that the men help recruiting by allow ing women to take their places, is not received with cordiality by the labor leaders. To give women temporary jobs, they reply, would result in seri- ous industrial trouble when the men were discharged from the army. Al ready the encroachment of women upon the work of men has caused the trade unionists considerable uneasi- ness. If women were given the jobs, another crisis, says the unions, would arise at the end of the war because of their natural objection to being turn ed out; or, what is worse. the men having wives in the factories would let them remain as the supporters of the household.
 Workingmen have not hung back in | the present war, and while no exact figures are available for all the trades, the percentage of enlistments is known to be high. The dock laborers have a quarter of their numbers in the army, and out of 10000 steam en- gineers. 4,OOO are now wearing khaki.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-03-12
MEXICO |S SCENE MURDER DROP
 OF HAT

(By Associated Press Correspondence)
 MEXICO CITY, Feb. 27-Suburban. ites, who number nearly a quarter of a million people, are seeking lodgment in the city, with the result that pro visions are still more scarce and high, priced than they have been. During the fighting in the suburbs between the forces of Zapata and the Carran. zamen, the modern system of electric car lines which link the capital to it's six principal suburban towns has literally been shot to pieces. The suburbanites are thus cut off from their business in the city, and are also in danger if they remain at home. The fighting has been of the most in definite character with the contending forces occupying and re-occupying viii lages at intervals sometimes as short Iy separated as the rising and setting of one sun.
 The difficulty the soldiers have in distinguishing friend from foe is H. lustrated by a recent incident in the suburb of Coyoacan A party of Car ranzamen who had dismounted in the main plaza encountered some loung- CTS, who were not recognized as Za- patistas. A friendly conversation was commenced and continued until some one suspected the identity of the loungers and challenged them. The answer rang back "Viva Zapata!" With that rifles were brought into play and the plaza was strewn with dead from both sides Reinforce ments arriving for the Carranzamen, the Zapatistas were finally driven to the woods.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-03-12
Some cooking at the Windsor grill

WANTED-An experienced job prin- ter, also a boy who can feed job presses. Apply at Daily Times office.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-03-12
5 ] 1 [ SURVIVOR IN WRECKED
 VESSEL

(By Associated Press Correspondence, ! YARMOUTH, ENG, Fed. 27-Yar mouth seafaring men believe there ii no parallel to the rescue of F.. S Riches, of this place, who was tn, only man saved from the Hull sal wage vessel. Salvor l., after being i'm prisoned in the forecastle of the up turned wreck.
 Riches was in the forecastle wher the vessel rolled over. All the other members of the crew were washed away and drowned. The vessel had turned so quickly, however that Riches found plenty Of air left to him and as the boat lifted in the swell he could see light through one of the port holes. He put out his hand and waved it. Every minute or SC the boat dipped beneath the water but when she lifted again he repeated his efforts to attract attention of any one who might be watching the wreck from shore.
 This went on for three hours.
 q was dazed and practically gasp ing for breath" Richie continues. "1 then heard tapping outside the hull of the boat. Then someone spoke through the port hole. The voice said: where shall cut open the hull?' indicated this, showing him how to keep clear of the stancions. It seem ed hours before I knew anything else. There were fumes of acetylene gas blown into the vessel, and then some one grpped me by the neck and pull led me out of the dark dungeon of the hull, where, for a time, death seemed to be my only hope of re, lease. found afterwards that my rescuer was MT. McRobbie, Peter. head Blacksmith"
 McRobbies attention had been at tracted by Riches hand showing out of the port hole. He fetched from his shop a cylinder of oxygen and an other of acetylene. Standing neck deep in the water for almost an hour he, with the aid of several assistants cut through the double plate of almost
 70 inches thick, ultimately succeed ing in reaching through the forecas tie.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-03-12

Are you a friend of Pats? Show your Irish next Wednesday night
The Cordova daily times., 1915-03-12
NO LIABILITY FOR
 DAMAGES TO SHIPS

(By Associated Press Correspondence)
 PANAMA, Feb. 27-Canal officials have given notice that in view of the condition of the channel alongside the Culebra slide, they will not assume liability for delays or for damages that may be caused ships. Numerous inquiries which have reached the canal offices, ,occasioned by delay in the passage of ships, prompted the notice. It is held the canal is still un. der construction and that it's opening prior to the formal date has been made only as an accommodation to shipping interests.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-03-12

Oh! Paddy, dear. And did you hear of the dance that's comin' aroundw.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-03-12
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Before the United States Commis sioner, Kayak Precinct Territory ol Alaska, In Probate.
 Notice of settlement of Final Account Tn the Matter of the Estate of z. A. D. Morrison, deceased
 Notice Is hereby given that on Fri day, the 30th day of April, 1915. at the hour of 10 o'clock, a. m. at the office of the U. s. Commissioner and Probate Judge. of Kayak Precinct, Territory of Alaska. at Katalla in said precinct, the final account of the administrator oi said estate will be heard and settled
 JULIUS THOMPSON,
 Administrator First publication Feb. 26, 1915. Last publication March 26, 1915,
The Cordova daily times., 1915-03-12

In the Morning Telegraph, New York, just to hand Mrs. Helen van Camper of Latouche has the first page all to herself for rattling good news paper story.
The Cordova daily times., 1915-03-12

Kinney has corner on Coffee. What we mean is COFFEE. not the wishy-wishy kind you have been buying and nicknamed coffee. One can of Dwight Edwards will convince
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-04
ECii Observation-Disclosures

ECfi SALE~-Miscellaneo
TENTS, all sizes; sale or renting for
campers. L. Rose G. Co.. 420 Brook
Avenue. Randolph l44S.
FOR sale. nice clean white paper, 80
and 90 inches wide; Suitable for wrap
such as bread, glassware, laundry, etc.
S1.26 per 100 pounds at the office; also
at this Office. VIII not be delivered
Cali at Times-Dispatch office. first
floor.
LOOSE teeth. Riggs Disease. relieved
with Stypstringant Dentists tcsti-
monials. Coo bottle by mail. Lawrence
Drug Company, Atlanta, Ga. Dept. 2.
FOR sale Iron, Brabham and Mixed
Peas. This IS fine. sound lot.
Orders received in 5-bushel lots and up.
Write quick. They are going fast.
Henry Wolff & Co. Allendale, S. c.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-04
AUCTION Satisfactorily
BY CHARLES A. ROSE CO.,
Real Estate Auctlonecrs.
TRUSTEES AUCTION SALE
OF
DWELLING No. 237 TEMPLE STREET.


II execution of certain deed OF
trust to the undersigned trustee. dated
February %. 1914, and recorded In the
clerks Office Of the Richmond Cham
Gerry Court. in d. b. a26-C, page Ais.
default having been made in the pay
ment OF the debt secured thereby, and
having been requested by the note
holder so to do. will proceed to sell.
at public auction. on the premises, on
FRIDAY, JUNE 4, 1915,
ut $50 o'clock p. NJ.
Ali that lot of land. with improve
memtS tGereOn' and known as No. 237
Va. on east, side OF Temple Street, be-
tween Cha film and Taylor Streets, and
fronting thereon thirty-four feet, and
running back eastwardly parallel with
Cha fin Street 1873 feet to fifteen foot
alley
TERMS: Cash sufficient to pay off and
discharge note of Sl10 due October
%. 1914. together with all interest
taxes. lcvies and costs of executing this
trust. balance to he announced at sale.
HIRAM NJ SMITH
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-04
BUSINESS CHANCES.

PRACTICAL. hotel man wants lease or
management OF so to 60-room hotel:
modern. well furnished. in live South
ern town. Virginia. North or South
Carolina preferred Best references
Ample money 10 handle proposition.
Address Results" p. O. Box COS,
Gainesville. Fla.
FOR sale. dry goods and notions store
In West End. Good location. Ad-
dress ID los. care Times Dispatch.
torium for the treatment OF alco-
holics and drugs. the only sanatorium
OF It's kind In the city of Norfolk. Va.
Ethei cal. The reason for selling own
er's health. Well established Can lie
handled with little capital. Quick
Address y. q. Box 1890, Norfolk. Va.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1915-06-04

I hereby certify that the bond re-
Qured of the special commissioner in
the above suit has been duly given.
CHAS o. SANIILE Clerk