The Glenwood post., 1915-09-04

other product that put Golden on the
map%Steamboa Pilot.
Every autonObile not having . SET
starter has to be wound up by crank
and some are wound up by two cranks
-DeBeque New Era.
Funny that the Denver Liquor meu
have never thought of it that any
bssds they put up must be made to the
state of Colorado and not Denver, Colo
Sado.-Monte Vista Tribune.
Germany requests the United States
to keep still until she can think up q
good explanation for the Arabic's sink
ing. The Germans are great little ex-
plsines when they are given time
Boulder News.
Many Of the eastern newspapers
have been suggesting that Harry X.
Thaw 60 on the stage He was ON the
Rifle -Aeeker stage last Sunday, SO all
hands ought to be satisfied now
White River Review.
Speaking Of war in Europe-but
we're alfred tired of speaking of it,
and Of hearing, and reading, and Of
everything in connection with tine
odiferous exhibition Of scrambled hu
manity.-Delta Tribune.
The daughter of Editor Lawless of
the Lamar Sparks was married one day
last week. We are at loss to know
whether she was tired of being a
"hwless" woman, or whether it was
. case Of too much "sparks. Ord
way Leader.
A long article from one Of the mem,
bers of the agricultural college faculty
gives . lengthy recipe for recreation
in rural communities. What rural cont
munities want is chance to rest after
they have fed the rest of the world
North Fork Times.
Day by day it becomes palmer that
Governor Carlson will have the Denver
machine to whip in his next primary
fight. The issue will be the Denver
Machine VS.. George A. Carlson. Re-
suit: Verdict for defendant.-Colora-
do Springs Democrat.
John Barkhausen of the Denver Dem
ocrat generally has the two last pages
of his paper filled with dope displaying
the horrors of prohibition. Never mind,
john, it won't be 30 very long until
you will join in the chorus, GLOW Dry
/ am. ''-Kersey Midget.
The Colorado Editorial association
will hold their summer meeting at Glen
wood Springs September l7-1S, and
have secured q rate of one fare anu
one-fifth for the round trip. We trust
the walking will be good as we wisn
to attend.-North Fork Times.
49,
The new law against the distribution
Of narcotics is now in force in Colora-
do, but Alva Swain, the Republican
dope cooker, is still supplying his mix
tuge to G. o. p. organs throughout the
state. The attention of Governor Carl
son, the great ready regulator, is re-
spectfully called to this defiance of
law and order-Lamar Sparks.
Now comes q report that Johnny
Barkhausen of the Denver Democrat
will be q candidate for state auditor.
Well, the bestowal of this dish of
plums il q little ways OF, but then
Bark would make good subject AMI
he could count on the Democratic press
Of the state.-Grand Valley News,
Ed Foster of the Fort Collins Review.
prepounds these burning questions:
ssWhy did Adam and Eve leave the
garden Of Edeni Was there something
wrong with the plumbing, or wasn't
the lighting arranged to suit themf"
Almost any editor eonld answer these
si.pls questions, but We prefer to let
nm, RAIDERS do it.-Windsor Poudre
vallsy.
A. IL beginning Of school aP-
pssasAsA viss parents Will eadeavor to
= paaa their wsrk that their big b0ys
and sirh nay enter school tho first
day. The child Who eaters school