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The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR
DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR
Look Years Youngerl Try Grandma's
Recipe of Sage and Sulphur and
Nobody Will Know.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruff, itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was to make it at home, which is
mussy and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sui
phur Hair Remedy" You will get a
large bottle for about SO cents. Every.
body uses this old, famous recipe, be-
cause no one can possibly tell that
you darkened your hair. as 1t does it
SO naturally and evenly. You dampen
a sponge or soft brush with it and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a time; by morn.
ing the gray hair disappears, and
after another application or two, your
hair becomes beautifully dark, thick
and glossy and you look years younger.
ADV.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
Anyhow, He Tried.


The dinner was given by a colored
man named Ebenezer White, and the
guest of the evening was George
Washington Green, chief deacon of
the little church that White occasion
ally attended.
Grace, of course, was e~loquently
said, and at it's conclusion Mr.. White
began to carve the chicken. Then
Deacon Green became facetious.
"Brudder White" he smilingly re-
marked. do dat nex'-do' neighbor OBJ
you'n keep chickens"
mo, sah," came the prompt re-
spouse of Mr.. White, as he deftly
pried loose a well-roasted wing; but
he try hard huff to keep 'em!"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
TO THE OUTER DARKNESS
FIashlight Picture Of Diners Will
Never See the Light. for Good
and Sufficient Reasons.

Flashlight pictures I gregarious
diners never, never should be taken
anyhow. But there was n which
was taken and destroyed forthwith.
and thereby hangs a tale. The dinner
was in honor of a churchman of epis-
copompous degree. He sat at the
head table, next the POSTMASTER, and
was prominent in respect to his ro-
tundity and the badness of his head.
Came the p. %tographer man, sum
moned the diners to attention-pouf!
and all was done.
But the episcopompous n was In
attentive. He had just dropped his
cigar ease and was making a pro-
digious effort to recover 1t from the
floor when the pouf came.
The photographer brought his fin
ished picture and the chairman looked
at it and took him by the arm.
mo-" he said. mo. oh, no Take
this twenty-dollar bill, my young man,
and bring me the plate smashed in
little pieces forthwith"
For the truthful lens had recorded
the episcopompous guest in the act
of sliding under the table.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
"%CASCARETS' FOR
LIVER, BOWELS
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a 1o-cent box now.

No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels; how much your head
aches. how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation, indiges-
ton, biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach, liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight; put an end to the
headache, biliousness, dizziness, nerv-
BUSINESS, sick, sour, gassy stomach,
backache and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs Of all the
bile. gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 1O-cent box means health, happi-
s and a clear head for months.
No more days Of gloom and distress
II you will take a Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little In
sides need a cleansing, too. Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19

feet and what 1 did do was by q great
effort. 1 could not sleep at night and
OF course felt very bad in the morning,
n had a steady headache.
After taking the second bottle ! no
ticed that the headache was not so bad,
l rested better, and my nerves were
stronger. l continued its use until it
made a new woman of me, and now l
can hardly realize that I am able to do
80 much as / do. Whenever I know any
woman in need Of a good medicine /
highly praise Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound."- Mrs. FRANK
CLARK, Sl46 N. Tulip St, Richmond, Pa
Women Have Been Telling Women
for forty years how Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has restored their
health when suffering with female Ills
This accounts for the enormous demand
for it from coast to coast. If you r
troubled with any ailment peculiar to
women why don't you try Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound? 1t
will pay you to do SO. Lydia E. Pink
ham Medicine Co, Lynn, Mass.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
KNOW NOW
And Will Never Forget the Experiences.

The coffee drinker who has suffered
and then been completely relieved by
changing from coffee to Postum knows
something valuable. There's no doubt
about it.
Il learned the truth about coffee in a
peculiar way" says a California wom-
an. MY husband who has, for years,
been of a bilious temperament decided
to leave off coffee and give Postum .
trial, and as / did not want the trouble
of making two beverages for meals !
concluded to try Postum, too. The re-
suits have been that while my husband
has been greatly benefited, / have my
self received even greater benefit.
when I began to drink Postum l
was thin in flesh and very nervou
Now I actually weigh is pounds more
than / did at that time and / am
stronger physically and in my nerves,
while husband is free from all his ais.
1--WE have learned our little lesson
about coffee and we know something
about Postum, too, for we have used
Postum o steadily for the last three
years and we shall continue to do so.
I'VE have no more use for coffee
the drug drink. We prefer Postum and
health"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Well
ville," in pkgs.
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum-must be well boiled.
15c and Csc packages.
instant Postum-is a soluble powder.
A teaspoonful dissolves quickly in a
cup Of hot water and, with cream and
sugar. makes a delicious beverage In.
stantIy. 30c and SOC tins.
The cost per cup Of both kinds IL
about the anne
there's a Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocers
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
Realistic Maneuvers.

The Turkish army might possibly be
putting up a better fight just now had
it been trained according to the meth.
DDS adopted by one of it's earlier com
manders. Lord Broughton notes in his
diary of January IS, 1888, that he met
Nahmek Pasha, the Turkish ambas-
sador, at the lord ~chancellor's dinner
table. He gave US an account of the
present grand ~vizier, whom he de
scribed as being very VIII when
maneuvering his troops in sham bat
ties; so lively, indeed, that he made
them fire bullets. and charge with bay
onets and kill one another, although
in private life he was a mild man
London Chronicle.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
Face to Face.

Suddenly they found themselves.
Just as our story opens, face to face
in the ditch.
"You!" he whispered, strong emo
ton almost Disgusting the cloves on
his breath.
1t was some moments before either
could speak for hiccoughs.
Then he suffered softly. "You."
"You!" she mumbled.
They leaned toward each other. as
though the end of their noses were
magnets, instead Of rosy headlights.
Then he bawled, "You!"
She also had found her voice.
"You!" she yowled.
OH" he said remorsefully. this is
wrong of u.s."
She sighed ~acquiescence. and they
parted.
Forgive them, reader. They had
been divorced only a week,
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
Had a Good Position.

There is often fun at the baseball
grounds outside of the game, espe-
cially among the boys who try to see
the game without being admitted.
One youngster who was fortunate
enough to find a knothole in the fence
was heard to shout to another who
was m%unching away at a juicy APP
pie:
Say, I'll quit this hole if you'll gi'
me a couple O. them"
go on!" was the reply. Eyer can't
see through the ginks on t'other side
O. the fence"
"Orl right, sonny was the r~ejoin-
der, keep 'em. But that's where you
missed it, for there's a sawed off guy
in front of this hole, and there amt
nobody in front of him, see?"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19

In the spelling class Mona was asked
to define animals"
Anything that has fur or hair, or
walks on four legs" she said.
mot necessarily" corrected the
teacher. There are four-legged ami
mails which have feathers or smooth
skins. Birds are animals, and so are
people; you are an animal"
WELL" remarked Mona, Il always
knew that boys were animals, but /
didn't think girls we're, too"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
DISTRESSING PIMPLEs
Removed by cuticura Soap and ONT
ment- Trial Free.

Smear them with the Ointment.
Wash of in FIVE minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water and continue
bathing for some minutes. Repeat on
rising and retiring. These fragrant
supercreamy emollients do much for
the skin, and do it quickly.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Ky.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
One Weakness.

When Filbers goes fishing and fails
to catch anything he says So"
"MarveIous!"
IF he stays out late. and his wife
asks him what he's been doing he
says that he has been drinking liquor
and playing poker"
Incredible! What does he say
when asked about the salary he gets?"
"Oh, he's like other men in that re-
spect. He doubles the figure"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
Relief for SUFFERING Children.

The mother heart of the members
of the National Congress Of Mothers
was touched by the pathetic reports
of mothers and children suffering in
the war zone, and at the executive
board meeting in Atlantic City, N. j.,
1t was unanimously voted to send $500
to buy pure milk for the children Of
noncombatants who are starving.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
For Sore Feet

Wash the feet with soar and water
and dry them gently, without rubbing.
Then dip a piece of soft cotton in
methylated spirits and apply except
where the skin is broken. When dry.
dust the feet with a powder composed
of equal parts of starch and boracic
powder.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
Care Free.

"You seem to be much mor cheer
full than you were the last time l
met you"
"Yes. A great weight has been
taken off my mind"
How so?'
81 have broken my last New Year
resolution and now have nothing
whatever to worry about"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
Human Nature.

my landlady has the right idea
about running a boarding house"
"Yes?"
"You hear anybody complain
ing of the service at her house"
"Indeed?"
That's the truth. Instead Of Civ.
ing her boarders a chance to com
plain, she makes them think she's
doing them a favor to let them stay
there and the result is that they
would put up with almost 1ny incon-
venience rather than leave"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
Free to Our Readern

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, for
4S-page illustrated Eye Book Free. Write all
about your Eye Trouble and they viii advise
as to the Proper Application Of the Murine
Eye Remedies in Your Special Case. Your
Druggist viii tell you that Murine Relieves
Sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't
Smart, Soothes Eye Pain, and sells for Soc.
Try It in Your Eyes and In Baby's Eyes for
5caly Eyelids and Granulation. Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19

so you spent the weekend with
the wealthy Mrs. S~cadson?"
Yes" answered the parvenue. She
told me I was occupying her Louir
Nv room, but I don't see why she
wanted to tell me that for, for l after
wards learned that it's the room oc-
cupied by young Mr.. Scadson when
he's at home"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
is EPILEPSY coNouEREDa
New Jersey Physician Said to HavI
Many Cures TO His Credit.

Red Bank, N. J. (Special) .-Advices
from every direction fully confirm pre-.
vious reports that the remarkable
treatment for epilepsy being admins
tered by the consulting physician of
the Kline Laboratories, of this city, is
achieving wonderful results. Old and
stubborn cases have been greatly bene-
flied and many patients claim to have
been entirely cured.
Persons suffering from epilepsy
should write at once to Kline Labora-
tories, Branch 48, Red Bank, N. J., for
a supply Of the remedy, which is be-
ing distributed gratuitously.-Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
Careless.

Il e by your sign that you are a
dispensing chemist"
YES, sir"
What do you dispense WITH"
with accuracy, sir"
Il thought SO. That last prescrip-
ton / had made up here nearly killed
my wife,"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
The Family Pet.

You have no children?"
None"
Christmas doesn't mean much to
a man without children"
"Oh, we have a family pet. It's
our motor car. | am going to present
it with new tires throughout, and my
wife is going to buy it a new wind
shield"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19

Compound Twas in a
~dreadfully rundown
state of health,
had internal trou-
bles, and was so ex-
tremely and
Frustrated that if /
had given in to my
feelings l would
have been in bed.
AS it was / had
hardly strength at
%inoa IN he On nv
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
National conoress Of Mothers

The National Congress of Mothers
and Parent-Teacher Associations at
their recent executive board meeting
in Atlantic City, N. j.. started a Ma
tional Congress of Mothers endow-
ment fund, $1,000 having been sub
scribed for that purpose.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
Fried Cabbage.

Shave very thin enough cabbage to
ill a quart Put in granite
stewpan. sprinkle with salt and pour
on two cupfuls boiling water. Cook
rapidly until water has evaporated.
Then add two tablespoonfuls milk.
one Of butter. a dash of pepper and
fry brown.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
Cancer Increasing.

Frederick l.. Hoffman, an insurance
statistician, recently told the Ameri-
can Public Health association that
cancer is on the increase in this coun-
try despite the modern agencies for
combating the disease.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
GETTING II Done,

You can't get anything done unless
you do it yourself. And usually you
can't do it yourself very well.-E. w.
Howe's Monthly.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19

Mrs. Lotarot, won't you draw some
pictures for me?"
Why, my dear child. | can't draw
Yes, you can father says you're a
designing woman.'-Buffalo Express
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
F~atherJOhn'SM Medicine
Best for Colds, throat and
lungs. Builds you up. No
Alcohol or dangerous drugs.
SISTERS

Mother Antoinette. Superior Of Naz-
areth Academy of Concordia, Kansas,
says, Several of the Sisters have been
taking Father Johns Medicine and all
have received benefit from it."
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
A Social Matter.

do you really think we need more
submarines?
What would we do with them?
They are too small for dances"
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
TO Prevent Flies.

Two ounces of borax ~sprinkled over
a garbage can or refuse pile will ef-
f~ectually prevent flies from breeding
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
Follow Only Gods Path.

The old shepherd who offered
prayer in a Welsh revival meeting put
it exactly right when he lamented his
backsliding in these words: Lord,
got among the thorns and briers, and
was scratched and torn and bleeding;
but, Lord, it is only fair to a that it
was not OF thy ground; l had wan
dered out of thy pasture" And there
are many others whose csars were OBJ
tanned in the devils thickets outside
the field where duty called them.
Oh, beware of your own way! Fol
low the Lord fully. Take no path that
conscience tells you is doubtful. If
Gods smile is not on it, abandon ii
forever. Christians bring sorrow of
heart upon themselves, darkness of
soul and loss of peace, not so much by
taking wrong paths as by taking doubt
full ones.-Frederick Whitfield.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19

An English insurance company is
sues a policy covering damage done
by militant suffragettes.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19

1t is a fine thing that God makes
work his gift and not money and not
fame, nor this thing mol that thing,
but just living work, and that every
day he gives to each of us a work
for that day and offers to us the JOY
of co%nceiving it as a personal partner
ship with himself.-R. E. Speer.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
The Real Thino.

An aim in life is the only fortune
worth the finding, says Stevenson;
and it is u be found il foreign
lands. bu, heart itself
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19

Stubborn Colds and irritated Bronchial
Tubes are easily relieved by Deans Men
tholated Cough Drops-5c at Druggists
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19

Eight agricultural experiment sta
tons have been established by the
governpA If Greece.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19

Japan is exporting violins to the
United States.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19

Many a man is such an enthusiast
that you can't even dampen his odor
with a drink.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
Literature and Laughter.

When a friend of Campbell's, the
poet. fell down a long flight of stairs
the members of the household came
running with the poet at the head Of
them to inquire the of the dis
turbance.
TITS l, sir, rolling rapidly" called
Campbell's friend.
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19
WOMAN WOULD
NOT GIVE UP
Though Sickand Suffering; AT
Last Found Help in Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound.

Richmond, Pa. When / started
taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
The Penn's Grove record., 1915-02-19

midas trade is paralyzed by war
conditions.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-15
Iowa Presbyterians
to Meet in Synod
at Cedar Falls

CEDAR FALLS, Ia, oct N-tSpecisl)
The thirty-fourth annual meeting Of the
synod Of iowa OF the Presbyterian church
will meet in cedar Falls october 10 70
~. Rev Scott w Smith, Cedar Rapids,
Is moderator and Rev. w. o. Huston,
Dubuque, stated clerk.
Monday next will open the twenty-first
annual Sabbath school institute held in
connection with the synod.
The fortieth annual meeting OF the For
eign synodical women's Missionary so
ciety and the thirty-first annual meeting
OF the Home Synodical society will hold
meetings in the Baptist church, The de-
nominational colleges will be represented
by President John A. Marquis, Coe col
lege, Cedar Rapids; President Cornelius
stefrens, Dubuque college seminary; Pres
ident McGill Highland Park college. Des
Moines; President Boland. BuenR Vista
college, storm Lake; President McAfee,
Parsons college. Toledo, and Frank Will
hanson. Hopkinton, Lenox college.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-15
Oregon Denies He
Is Disloyal to His
Master, Carranza

TAMPICO. Mex. oct. iS--(Vla Laredo.
Tex. oct. iA)-GenerM Aware ubregou,
who Is conducting Venustiano Carranza,
head Of the army, on tour OF inspec-
ton, learned today that rumors OF his
loyalty had been published In the Ameri-
can papers, Reports that he was about
TO break with Carranza have been cur
rent in Mexico for many days.
1T was with the greatest surprise that
read CT this account Of a break with the
frat chief" he said TO n correspondent
Of the Associated Press, and requested a
denial OF Il.
ut Is well known" continued ObreRon.
that / invited him into the north In
order to show him just what has been
accom- plished Had | been planning to
break away. II ia unlikely that | would
have done this and the warmth OF our
meeting here and the evident friendly
relations that exist certainly must serve
20 indicate the falsity of those stories.
They are absurd"
CarranEa's time today was taken UP
largely In receiving callers and accepting
social tavors from his friends here,
Accompanying Carranza Is fgnaclo Bo-
nlllas. head OF tho department Of com
municatous and public works. The visit
OF Bonillns TO Tampico was attended by
material benefit to the shippers OF Tam
pico. The bar at the mouth of the har-
hor had increased in size until It had
practically closed the port to larger vos-
cells. OH tankers have been leaving port
only partly loaded and there appeared
likelihood that the expectation Of oil
would DO stopped entirely. Attention OF
Bonillas was called to the situation and
no issued orders today for a dredge TO
be brought here from Frontera and placed
at work Immediately to deepen the chan
mol
Obregon rendered to CarranhR a report
In detail OF operations In north and CEN
trail Mexico.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-15
Woman is Loaded
with Fifty Pints

MASON CITY, Ia, Oct. 4.-(special.)-
rhe only woman transporter who has
ever tried to break through the strong
wall thrown about Mason City was ar
rested last Tuesday. She had been at
Albert Lea. and in e valiEe carried fifty
half-pint bottles Of whisky. She refused
70 give her name, out It was learned
that she was Mrs. Frances Munson. She
said the liquor was not for herself, but
for another. She refused 70 dlvulge the
name Judge Hayes fixed her bond at
500 She was unable to secure this and
was locked up in the county jail TO await
a hearing.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-15
WOMAN HAS NEAR VICTORY
Mrs. Gail M. Wilkins Telegrsphs
Status Of Kidnapping Case to
Des Moines Chief,
TROUBLE IN DIVORCE COURT
tFrom a staff Correspondent

DIES MONIES, Ia, Oct. A-(Special
Telegram "A telegram received by Chief
OF Police Crawford this morning from
Mrs. Gall NJ wilkins, whom nc is sait
to have assisted in escaping to st. Joseph
with hcr child. indicates that she has
partially won her flight for its custody.
although the message Is by no means
clear.
Tho telegram states that the child was
brought into court as a result OF hSbeas
corpus proceedings having been instituted
and that II is now in the courts custody.
The court ruled, the message says, that
the application was Insufficient because
adoption papers giving the child to the
parents OF her husband had not been
recorded In Polk county.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-15
Picking Summer
Home for Wilson

WASHINGTON, oct 14-Prosidcnt
Wilson probably will not return to Cur
nish. N. H.. next summer, but instead is
considering transferring the GUNNER
capital" to the New Jersey shore He has
occupied the residence of winston Church.
~ at Cornish eson RUNNER since becom-
ing president
A committee will see the president to-
morrow and urge him to select resi-
dence on the New Jersey coast for next
summer, so no may be easily accessible
during the early presidential campaign
The committee has in view for him the
beautiful summer residence OF the late
John A. Mccall at Elberon. just south
OF Long Branch, named Shadow Lawn"
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-15

Apartments, flats, houses and cottages
can be rented quickly and cheapiy by a
Bee For Rent"
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-15
PREPAREDNESS CONFERENCE
BEING HELD IN DAVENPORT

DAVENPORT Ia. oct. IA two-dAy
midwest conference on preparedness
opened here at noon today with a lunoh-
con at which Senator Kenyon Of lows,
w. NJ. Lewis, secretary OF the Navy
League OF the United States; Congress-
man Thomas F. Konop of Wisconsin and
Congressman Adolph J. SABBATH OF Ilu-
nois spoke.
Senator Cummins. Iowa; Congressman
Martin n. Madden and Congressman
Clyde H. Tavenner, Illinois: D. r, An
thony. Kansas; Harry e. Hull and Hor-
ace NJ. Towner. Iowa; A. ]. Volstead.
Minnesota, are announced as other speak
ers
Great interest Is being taken in the
conference and business and professional
men from wide territory are here to
attend the meeting.
Omaha daily bee., 1915-10-15

g,-witfim ten minutes after an applca-
't16h OF Danderine you can not find sin.
gle trace Of, dandruff or falling hair and
your scalp Will not itch, but what VIII
please you most will be after few
weeks use, when you see new hair, fine
ana downy at first-yes-but really new
hair-growing all over the scalp.
IA little Danderine immediately doubles
the beauty. of. your hair No difference
fbw dull, faded, brittle and scraggy. just
Skoisten' cloth with Danderine and care
fully draw 1t through your hair, taking
one small strand at time. The effect fs
amazing-your hair will be light fluffy
and wavy, and have an appearance OF
abundance; an incompatible luster, soft
ness and luxuriance. 'f' f-
Get 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's Dam
deriRe from any drug store or toilet
counter. and prove that your hair Is az
pretty and soft as any-that it has been
neglected or injured by careless treat
ment-thats. all-you surely can have
beautiful hair and lots of it II you VIII
Just try a little Danderine.