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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09
Value of Veto Power. IN Tr.ea

iFrom the Pittsburgh Dispatch.l
More salary-raiser bills killed by the
governor: Thus is brought to naught
the fond hopes of some graftuous Iegis-
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09
Ono of the DomestIc AtrocItIe.

From the New York Press.1
The woman who thinks he atrocities
OF war are just too terrible for anv-
thing Will soon go away for the sum
mer and leave the cat with a lar ~
condensed milk and no can opener
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09
EDITORIAL CONTENT


Though President Wilson In expected
70 90 the right and courageous thing.
tnere Is a general feeling of satisfac.
man.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09
THE NEW BAGGAGE RULE

Mary has a little trunk.
She likes il not a bit,
For everywhere that Mary goes
She has to value it.
New York Sun.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09

Unison - "Oh. yes. 1 knew old Sim
son. Flo was a good sport. He did
the clouds were dark and threatening
and the world looked so black" PIN
son what did he sdo?" Jimson -
| Globe.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09

When. after the war. the Olympian
games are resumed. 1t would not be
surprising to ind trench digging COM
petitions as one of the numbers on the
program. q
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09

FROM the Topeka Capital.1
Aoout all that can be said for Tug
watts is that he saved Mrs. Watts from
being an old maid.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09

THE Ford factory is turning out
1.s0O cars a day" says a news dispatch.
We judge that t~wo-thirds of them come
to Harrisburg.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09
Wasting Their II

lFrom the Philadelphia Reoord1
British mobs should go to Flanders
II they wish to fight.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09
Slightly More Iunor..n

tTTVW IHV RepubIican.1
Inc country is not so vitality inter-
ested in what Colonel Roosevelt would
uo as IN what President Wilson will do.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09

II IT were not for the advent of the
cherry pie we might feel worse about
the passing of the shad.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09

SCI thought Jiggs was going to use
his influence to get you elected to mem
bership in the club" HE did" What
h~appened?" He's been asked to re-
sign."-Buffalo Express.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09

He shines in the second rank who is
eclipsed in the frst.-Voltaire.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09
WEDNESDAY EVENING, JUNE 9

II IS better to Keep ehildrrS TO their daty BY
q sense Of koHor ard kiHd"sss the" By fsaT.-
TeYsHes.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09
SENSE AND NONSENSE

The good time will come - Motto of
Earl Harcourt.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1915-06-09

At any rate Mr.. Lansing will see to It
that Bryan's absence will not be greatly
felt in the State Department.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12
Ebert Bede Says:

Why are there 50 many mother
in-law jokes "a mother-in-law is
no joke.
Some folks just cant get over a
spite fence erected by neighbor
A knocker usually makes e.
nough noise to. be heard above
most any uproar.
It's pretty soft for the young
couple who have their nest feath-
cred for them.
A physician finds it impossible
to live up to the reputation his
wife gives him.
Some folks think luck is against
them just because they have to
work for what they get.
What's the use Of man being
good when woman will be called
his better half anyway.
Sometimes one person appears
unusually strong because his asso-
ciates are unusually weak.
Woman never gets her clothes
so tight around the hips that she
can't jump at conclusions.
If there weren t lot Of suckers
in this old world a lot of other
people would starve to death.
One reason the wise keep their
mouths shut is SO they will get
paid for imparting what they
know.
The girl VINO graduates with
highest honors quite frequently
marries the most ignorant stick in
town.
There is no place like home"
applies just as forcibly to the man
who finds it impossible to stay
there.
A great number Of folks boiler
hard luck when the same amount
OF energy properly directed would
bring good luck.
The man honest enough to adj
NIT in an argument that his OPP
ponent has made a point, falls an
easy prey to the book agent.
You can fatter man or woman
IN re minutes ivto doinc so-.e
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

thing that you couldn't drive him
or her into doing in five hours.
Somehow or another we do not
have any great respect for the
man who makes a profession oil re-
forming people. 1t seems like
that should be a side line.
Some folks can t resist celehrat-
ing victory, even at the risk OF in
forming the enemy of their posi-
ton and Of the fact that many are
away from their guns.
An Oregon merchant went TO a
hospital t. have his appendix re-
moved and upon leaving tbs hos
pital married his nurse With
this thorn in his side he should
not miss his other appendix.
The man whose dying request
was that all of the money he left
be spent on his funeral, tried to
beat the oftmade remark that you
can't take your money with you
when you leave this old world.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

day afternoon. The responses
were Current Events ''-dones-
tic.
Chapter XII of the book that is
being read Is Public Owner
ship a Fallacy?" read by
the hostess.
Mrs. Clara Davis read a selec-
ton from Franklin s Aatobiogra-
ply, then the order of business
was taken up and disposed Of, az
ter which Miss Ethel Oliver, who
was a guest Of the club entertain
ed the ladies with a beautiful pi-
ano solo.
The weather being SO threaten
ing, all of the program was not
carried out, and the club adjourn
ed 90 meet with Miss Pepper,
Aug. 10Th. Emma w. Hancock,
Asst. See.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Mabel-Say Madge, did you see
those beautiful loaves of bread
Smith is putting ON the market?
Madge-Yes, aren't they lovely
and they weigh fourteen ounces
too, | don't bake bread when /
can get a fourteen-ounce loaf for
a nickle, even less-he sells TWEEN
ty-fom tickets for a dollar. (adv.)
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Ex-Gov, A. w. Gilchrist return
ed Sunday noon from a trip to
points up the state combining bus
mess and pleasure. Every where
the ex-governor is meeting with
substantial encouragement in his
candidacy for the United States
senate.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12
Tired, Aching Muscles Relieved

Hard work, over-exertion, mean stir.
sore muscles Sloans Liniment lightly
applied, little quiet, and your soreness
disappears like magic. Nothing ever
helped like your Sloan's Liniment. / can
never thank you enough writes enc
grateful user. STOPS suffering, aches and
pains. An excellent counter irritant BET
ter and cleaner than mustard. All Drug
sists csc. Get a bottle today Pene-
trates without rubbing
ADVERTISEMENT
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Rev. j. Edgar Wilson of Lake
land, who was to have preached
in the Methodist church Sunday,
advises that since he made the APP
pointment circumstances have de-
veloped that will prevent him
from being here. He hopes, how
ever, to visit Punta Gorda again
at some near future time.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

To a stranger in Punta Gorda
early Monday morning it might
have appeared that he was in a
town of Germany, On several
doors of places Of business that
did not open before daylight some
wag had placed signs reading in
effect: "Closed by order of the
Kaiser; all hands gone to the
front"
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Mrs. Ellen II. j. Brown left
Tuesday for New York and Wash
mgtOn where she will visit with
friends and Miss Irene Shaffer,
the latter having spent several
years in Solana, Mrs. Brown
stopped for a few days in Kissim-
NEE on her way north.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

0. A. Bell and j. 7. Rose are
building for the latter at Bells
ship-building plant ON the water
front trim fishing boat 40 feet
long and 10 feet bean. 1t will be
neat in appearance and is calcu-
lated to make good speed.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Again we call your attention to
the concert to be given at the
Methodist church Monday even
ing, Aug. 10th. The best local
talent will be represented and you
will be given an opportunity to
hear a chorous of trained voices
worthy of the highest criticism.
Miss Helen Harrington, also little
Miss Boykin are ON the program,
this alone is worth the price OF
admission, Is and 25 cents. Come
and enjoy an evening of good en-
Itertainment.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

WANTED at once, three thous-
and first years pineapple suckers
at two cents each CASH. Ad-
dress Post Box "X", Punta Cor
da, Florida,
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Attorney Wallace Chadman is
spending few weeks in Jackson
VILE and later win go to points in
North Carolina for an indefinite
soJourn for the benefit of his
health, which has become impair
ed by the close confinement at
tendant upon his professional bus
inoss
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Even though the war is on and
the price of -four is very high,
Smith never raised the price of
bread and now he is turning out a
still larger loaf. (ady.)
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12
Local and Personal
Barpeninas OF Interest
@NStStStNNSsNseN%>c.

+. E. Carmichael, who until
lately was engaged in engineering
work on the roads in the Punta
Gorda special road and bridge dis.
trict, has gone to his old home
Dandridge, Tenn, for an indof-
mite stay.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Mrs. L. p. Davis of Arcadia
spent several days of last week
and a part of this week with rel
atives and friends in this city.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

suddenly, catching autos, buggies,
and carriages unprotected. Some
chpalrous soul looked after some
OF the women, who were very
grateful for the protection Of the
curtains and storm aprons.-CTD.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12
Fortnightly Club

The Fortmightly Club held its
regular meeting at the residence
of Mrs. Sallie G.. Jordan, Thurs
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Mrs. S. P. Staley came up from
Fort Myers Saturday and IS
spending a season in this city,
guest at home Of DIR. and Mrs. y.
n, Mcqueen.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Rains continue almost daily.
Old settlers say the result will be
better fall, winter and spring sea-
sons, with fine crops, will be the
result.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Miss Frances Martin came in
Saturday night from Tallahassee,
remained here as a guest at the
home of Mr. and Mrs. T. r. Blount
and proceeded home to Bokeelia
on Monday morning.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

cave your package of laundry
at {. A. Pages Barber Shop for
The Lakeland Steam Laundry.
(adv,) If
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

High grade candies, a fine as
sortment at A. P. Hatch's Cor
ner Grocery. If. (adv.)
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

These rainy days one does not
know when the showers will come.
At the Methodist church ON last
Sabbath a very hard rain came
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Will Hanson and VIM. Moger,
were in town Sunday from Fort
Myers, spending the day with
kindred.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Miss Nice Goulding returned
from Gainesville, where
che attended the summer normal.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

The quality is there
The weight is there
The beauty is there
The taste is thereto
Smith s Cream Bread. {
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Genuine old fashioned pound
cake, the kind that Smith makes,
at the City Bakery. (adv,)
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Rub-My-Tism -Antiseptic, Ano-
dyne-Kills p2in, stops putrcfac-
ton. lady.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Mrs. C. C. Anderson has return
ed from a visit to friends and rel
atives at Fort Meade.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

No. 666 win cure Chills and Few
or. 1t is the most speedy remedy
we know. (adv)
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Bill-What's that you are TAX
ing home, John, a box carr
John-No, one Of Smith big
hve-cent loaves of bread. (adv.)
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Rev. H. A. Frantz will preach III
the Presbyterian church next Sun
day morning.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Marshal ]. H. Lipscomb was a
business visitor to Arcadia on
Tuesday.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

If you do not Smith s bread eat
Get the habit-you miss treat.
(adv.)
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

The latest in mems wear at h.
G Blount. (advt.)
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

No. 666 will cure Malaria or
Bilious Fever. 1t kills the germs.
(adv.)
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

A full line of staple and fancy
groceries at A. p. Hatch's (adv.)
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Mrs. A. j. Kinsel went over to
Tomna this morning for weeks
visit.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1915-08-12

Old papers for wrapping pU-
poses, use under carpets, etc, 5
cents bundle at this Office.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24
PROPER CREDIT TO NOBODY
Simple Logic Easily Proves That He
Has Not Hitherto Been Treated
With Justice.

The time is now arrived when No
body should come to his own. Hitherto
Nobody has not been treated with JUS
tlce. As one of the most important
persons in America, Nobody should
have statues erected in all of our
principal cities. Let us. therefore.
consider the claims of Nobody. In the
first place, Nobody knows. Take. for
example, the currency bill, the tariff
schedules, the status of philosophy,
or the art of the futurist. Nobody
knows about all of these things, when
all the rest are in entire ignorance.
Furthermore, if you want to know the
actual truth about these important
questions, and many more, Nobody is
the only one who can tell you. Every
body takes some interest in baseball
movies, vaudeville, bridge and high
balls; but when it comes to all the
things which are known as vital, such
as government, slums, etc, who cares L?
Why Nobody cares. Nobody is, there
fore, our best citizen. Hurrah for
Nobody!-Life.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24
WISDOM IN HIS JUDGMENT
Rabbits Decision Worthy of Any of
Those That Have Been Cred
tied to Solomon.

Many of the best stories among the
Jews are told about rabbis who were
called in to render decision in diff
cult disputes. These decisions are at
times as crafty as those of the ancient
Solomon.
A rich Jew, lying on his deathbed,
sent for his brother.
Brother" he said, 81 am dying.
leave $4,000, and l desire you to dis
pose of my fortune as l instruct you.
and keep the remainder for yourself"
He died soon after, and after divid-
ing the fortune the brother kept S40,-
900 and gave the remaining $4,000
to the widow and her children. The
widow, not satisfied with this amount,
complained to the rabbi (who always
appears in the role of the widows
protector), The rabbi ordered the
brother to appear before him.
You have disobeyed your brothers
dying WISH" said the rabbi.
Not at ALL" replied the brother.
He told me to give his widow as
much as / want and to keep the rest
for myself"
Precisely" responded the rabbi.
"You took $4,000 and gave the widow
$4,000. Therefore, you wanted s4O,-
900. Did not your brother say, Give
my wife as much as you want?
Therefore. l order that you give her
$4,000. Furthermore, did not your
brother say: Keep the remainder?
Therefore l order you to take $4,000.
l have judged. Begone!"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24

Stop using calomel! 1t makes you
sick. Don't lose days work. If you
feel lazy, sluggish, bilious or consti-
pated, listen to me!
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones
Calomel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into it. breaking
1t up. This is when you feel that aw-
full nausea and cramping. If you feel
"all knocked out" if your liver is tor
pid and bowels constipated or you
have headache, dizziness. coated
tongue. if breath is bad or stomach
sour just try a spoonful of harmless
Dodson's Liver Tone.
/. Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store or dealer and get a 5O-cent
bottle Of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take a
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24
CAL0MEL WHEN BILIOUS? NO! STOP!
ACTS LIKE DYNAMITE ON LIVER
Guarantee "Dodsons Liver Tone" Will Give You the Best Liver
and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Doesnt Make You Sck

spoonful and if it doesn't straighten
you right up and make you feel fine
and vigorous l want you to go back to
the store and get your money. Dod-
sons Liver Tone is destroying the
sale of calomel because 1t is real liver
medicine; entirely vegetable, therefore
it cannot salivate or make you sick.
| guarantee that one spoonful OF
DodsCn's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels of that sour bile and consti-
pated waste which is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable.
| guarantee that bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam
lily feeling fine for months. Give it to
your children. 1t is harmless; doesn't
grippe and they like it's pleasant taste.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24
FACTS ABOUT THE MORTGAGE
For One Thing, as a Tireless Worker
Il May Be Said to Hold the
Record.

A mortgage makes a man rustic
nd II keeps him poor. 1t is a strong
hcentive to action, and a wholesale
nminder of the f1eeting months and
ysars. It is fully as symbolical in it's
roaming as the hour-glass and scythe,
lat mean death.
A mortgage represents industry, be-
cause 1t is never idle, night or day.
h Il Ike bosom friend, because the
geAter the adversely the closer 1t
dicks to fellow. 1t is like a brave
colder, for 1t never hesitates at
charges. nor fears to close in on the
aemy. 1t is like the sandbag of the
i1as-silent in application, but dead
h b effect. 1t is like the hand Of
hovidence-it spreads all over crea-
t'on, and its influence is everywhere
ssible. It is like the grasp of the
tvIl'nsh-the longer it holds the
psater its strength. It will exercise
heble energies and lend activity to
: Sluggish brain, but no matter how
&htors work the mortgage works
hrder still. A mortgage is a good
oms to have in family-provided,
avays, 1t is in somebody else's fam
I-New York World.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24
The Right Place.

Really, Kate" said the young man,
in considerable agitation, Il am very
sorry lost my head and kissed you
l didn't think what was doing. 1t is
a sort of temporary insanity in our
family.
We'll, Roy" replied the young wom-
an, IF you ever feel any more such
attacks coming on, you had better
come right here where your infirmity
is known, and We will take care of
YOU"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24
The Telephone Pole.

The employer Of a Polish girl who
has learned quickly to speak English
tells of her attempted mastery of the
telephone. After its use was explained
to her, she was eager to answer every
call. A ring came and she jumped to
the phone.
"Hella," came from the receiver.
Hello" answered the girl, flushed
with pride at being able to give the
proper answer.
Who Is this?" continued the voice.
Il don't know" exclaimed the maid,
Il can't see you."-Harper's Weekly.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24
TOUCHES OF ECZEMA
A. Once Relieved by eutleura Quite
Easily. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. Nothing
better than these fragrant super
creamy emollients for all troubles az
fecting the skin, scalp. hair and hands.
They mean clear skin, clean scalp,
good hair and soft, white hands.
Sample each free by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cuticura. Dept. KY.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24
The Wherefore of School,

Little Herman was a very backward
scholar and his teacher frequently lost
all patience with him.
One day, when he seemed to be
more dense than usual. the teacher
exclaimed:
1T seems you are never able to an
swer any Of my questions, Herman.
Why?"
IF / knew all the things you ask
me, ma'am," replied Herman. my
father wouldn't go to the trouble of
sending me here!"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24
Safety Assured.

Mistress-I will have to leave you
alone in the house for few days. Do
you feel afraid?
Pretty Domestic-No, indade, mum.
Vi know plinty av policemen who
wu'd Just die fur me.-New York
Weekly.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24

ALLENs FOOT-EAsE for the TROOPS
Over 10000 packages of Aliens Foot. Fac. ~.
sntlseptic powder to shake into your shoes a re-
Deing used by the German and Allied troops At
tne front because IL rests the feet, gives ip.
st8nt relief 70 Corns and Bunions, hot swollen
aching, tender feet, and makes waiSing eaSr
Sold every where, sc. Try II TO-DAY. Don't
accept any substitute. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24
Advancement,

Have you been making any prog
ress since my last visit to Crimson
Gulch?" asked the serious stranger.
Yes. Ever since some whist play
ers struck the town We have been
more refined. They didn't last long.
but their influence fingers. Every
time player says he can open a
jackpot everybody around the table
says, Pray do"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24

Every doctor in small town is full
ly convinced that he would have be-
come world-famous had he located in
a city.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24
The Style.

do you think there is ever much
sensible conversation in moonlight
strolls?'
NO; guess it is mostly rambling
talk"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24

Only selfish man will allow his life
insurance to lapse just before passing
in his checks.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24
Explained.

i have such an itching for office"
Maybe it is because you have to
scratch for a living"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1915-04-24

Even while the poet was singing Of
the little brown jug probably he was
thinking of the red Ticker.