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The Parker post., 1915-07-31
BARRED WIFE FROM KITCHEN
Man of Sudden Riches Has Strong OBJ
jectons to Better-Haif Mingling
With the Servants.

The stout lady struggled with diff
Guilty into the railway carriage. All"
she gasped, that door might ha' been
made by old Sam.
She paused for breath, and then pro-
ceeded to explain herself
you see, Old Sam was one of them
chaps 'oo'd getten on. Went from a
three-an' six cottage to a big 'ouse. But
is mlssis wasn't used to a big 'ouse,
and spent all er time in kitchen WI t.
servants. Old Sam didn't like this, but
e never argued wi wimnen. Now, she
was stout, like me- So ne takes her
away to Blackpool, and while they was
away he'd the kitchen door built up
narrer, SO the servants could get in
and out, but not t'missis That did 'er,
that did"
Ed what | call tac'," said a man
opposite.
And all sat lost in admiration of the
tactful "Old Sam. Manchester Guar.
dian.
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
A DIVINE COVENANT.

God Almighty gave Eve TO Adam
with the pledge that she would beNtlls
helpmeet and with this order OF cons.
partnership, civilization has lowered
to it's greatest heights. In this rela-
tionship, God has blessed woman and
man has honored her and after four
thousand years OF progress, she NOW
proposes to provoke God to decoy
man by asking for suffrage, thereby
by amending All agreement TO which
she was not a party
Woman. remember that the lsraeiite
scorned a divine covenant, and as 3
result wandered forty years In the
wilderness without God. Likewise
man should remember that it is a
dangerous thing to debase woman Oy
law. Rome tried lowering woman's
standard and an outraged civilization
tore the clothes off the backs IF the
human race and turned them out to
roam in the world naked and an.
ashamed.
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
JAckLiNG ON COPPER.

From a no less authoritive
source than D. c. Jackling comes the
assertion that at the present rate the
world is using up copper. there are
not known sources of supply in ex-
istence capable of meeting the world
requirements for the next twenty
years.
1t will be remembered that but a
few years ago there was a great
hullabaloo over the entrance of the
porphyrites" into the producing
class, when many predictions of dire
calamity to the copper industry were
made. The result is that a third of
mines and We are now experiencing
a shortage.
With the advent of two new pro-
ducers, Inspiration and the Chile
Copper company, and with other
mines working 100 per cent capacity,
there will still remain shortage de-
spite unusually high prices
lacking is of the opinion that if
there is any one industry in this
country which needs conservation it
is the copper industry According to
lacking any new sources of supply,
like the new Chile and Inspiration
mines, are life-savers, but unfortu-
nately the mining industry cannot see
where in the next 10 years any more
substantial producing mines are to
come from. We need them and need
them badly He claims it is an
economic blunder, when the American
producers, who are supreme in the
copper mining industry ship abroad
sixty per cent of our output, are will
ing to sell their copper assets which
can never be replaced, at a paltry
profit of two or three cents pound
for which the next generation may
pay dearly.
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
Examining the Billy Mack Mine.

q. S. Young, geologist and mining
expert, of Phoenix, arrived in Par
ker Tuesday, having come for the
purpose of making an examination of
the Billy Mack property for parties
who have the purchase of that mine
under consideration. Mr. Young is
well pleased with the property as
far as his examination has gone, and
has also a good opinion of the mines
in general in this section He will fin
ish his examination in probably a
couple of weeks.
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS.

6IeAs pure tIedBd sIql 49eM 6I9AH
other paper in the country, has
number of typographical errors-typo-
graphical and otherwise. That's one
of the reasons a good many people
think the editor should have been
blacksmith But what of the editors
viewpoint? If there's one thing bet
ter calculated to turn rosy youth to
dodder-old age than, for instance, to
get death notices and weather predlc-
tons mixed so that the darned thing
comes out in the paper, Mrs john
Williams died last night. She has
gone where it is lie degrees in the
shade and with rising temperature
tomorrow well-we'd like to know
what it is. Maybe you think it pleas
ant to walk down the street and hear
some grinning idiot with head like
a German pancake and brain like
an added egg holding up the sheet
to caustic criticism and the editor to
CONSCIOUSNESS scorn. Maybe you
think it nice to hear some member OF
the vacuum family remark that the
editor must make up his paper with
a shovel Or some Pinhead Percy
wonder why the editor doesn't learn
how to set type. No doubt you think
excruciatingly delicious when an item
announcing that Miss Merry Merry
vale is to be Led to the altar gets in
to the paper as lied by the halter .
Funny, isn't it? Yes, it is. 1t depends
on the point of view. Some people
may think paralyzed man with the
itch is the height of the ridiculous,
but what does the paralyzed man
think about it? We are apt to make
mistakes. Don't forget that. What
would you think if the editor put
paper? Remember when -, who
shaves himself, came to church with
a fine patch of whiskers on his chin
which he had overlooked? And when
Miss -- let the shoe string on her
switch hang down her back? And
how Elder - caught the tail of his
long coat over the neck OF the bottle
IL his hind pocket and went down the
street showing that sometimes the
strongest in faith are the weakest in
flesh? But we have no intention of
telling these things. As an editor we
wouldn't be much of hair-pin if we
We're bent thatway Just remember
though, that We are all prone to er-
rors,and the next time you see some
thing in the paper which you regard
as sure sign of the editors feeble
mindedness, just say the devil did it,
and, by heck, we'll back you up.
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
SU M MONS.


In the superior court of Yuma county,
State of Arizona.
The Commercial Bank Of Parker,
plaintiff, VS.. w. L. MCGEE, defend
ant. Action brought in the superior
court of Yuma county, state of Ar
iona, and the complaint filed In
said county of Yuma, in the office
OF the clerk Of the superior court.
In the name Of the state OF Arizona,
to W. l.. Niece, defendant. Greet
ing:
You are hereby summoned and re-
CURED to appear in an action brought
against you by the the above named
plaintiff, in the superior court vt
Yuma county, state of Arizona, and
answer the complaint therein filed
with the clerk of this said court at
Yuma, in said county, within twenty
days after the service upon you of
this summons, if served in this said
county, or in all other cases within
thirty days thereafter, the times
above mentioned being exclusive Of
the day of service, or judgment by
default will be taken against you
Given under my hand and the seal
of the superior court of Yuma county,
state OF Arizona, this 7th day of July,
1915, H. B. FARMER,
(SeaD~ Clerk of said Superior Court.
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
WHY IS WOMAN
RESTLESS?
DESTINY OF NATIONS DEPENDS
UPON COMMENTED HOMES.
BY w D. Lewis.
President Texas Farmers Union.

President Texas Farmers Union.
Why is woman dissatisfied? Why
does she grow restless under the
crown of womanhood? Why is she
weary of the God-given jewel OF moth
erhood? Is it not a sufficient political
achievement for woman that future
rulers nurse at her breast, laugh III
her arms and kneel at her feet? Can
ambition leap to more glorious heights
than to sing lullabies to the world s
greatest genuises, chant melodies to
master minds and rock the cradle OF
human destiny?
God pity our country when the hand
shake of the politician is more graft
flying to woman's heart than the pat.
ter of children's feet
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
Boiler Sprung a Leak.

The boiler in the works of the ice
plant sprung leak this week, putin
stop to boiling and throwing the
entire force into a devil OF "stew. ="
BY Thursday, however, the services
of boiler maker from Phoenix were
secured, the force cooled down, and
as The Post goes to press the pros
poets for more ice are very favorable.
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
WALKED 1000 MILES

Across the American Continent to
prove that he had been cured Of a
page illustrated booklet telling all
about it free.
CARRIE VAN GAASBEEK,
1926 South Hill Street,
LOS ANGELES, CAL.
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
Misunderstood.

Il thought you said Blowhard talked
very rapidly on the PLATFORM"
mo, didn't"
Why, you said he talked like light
hing; l heard you
Eyes, that's what / said, but
meant that he shocked everybody in
the audience and stole several other
lecturers thunder"
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
Paw Knows EVERYTHING.

Willite-Paw, what is a conceited
man?
Paw conceited man is fellow
who keeps on Cabling about himself
when you want to talk about yourself,
my son.
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
SPRAYING.

Is your wife doing anything for the
blight which is hurting her roses?"
She's spraying"
Praying Does she expect the
Lord ITO fool with insects when she
could fix matters herself with some
good spray?"
She is spraying"
OH"
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
Information.

Bacon-I see directory of the use
full minerals of the United States, tell
ing where each may be found, has
been issued by the Geological Sur
vey.
Egbert-A directory which would
tell US where to dig good fishing
worms would be more useful.
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
Great Age.

What are you talking into that
graphophone?"
my class speech"
Glass speech!
I'm yaledictorian OF our CORE
spondence school This record will be
sent in turn to every member OF the
class"
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
Hinher Thinns.

81 can't get 10 my bridge club in 9
hat that is three weeks out of style"
i can't buy you new hat this
month. Better join some culture club
my dear"
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
Woman Is Ruler Over All.

Woman Is Ruler Over All.
Why does woman chafe under re-
straint Of sex? Why revile the hand
of nature? Why discard the skirts
that civilization has chung to since
the beginning of time? Why lay aside
this hallowed garment that has wiped
the tears Of sorrow from the face OF
childhood? In its sacred embrace
every generation has hidden its face
in shame; clinging to its motherly
folds. tottering children have learned
to play hide and seek and from it
youth learned to reverence and re-
spect womanhood Can man think of
his mother without this consecrated
garment?
Why this inordinate thirst for pow.
err? Is not woman all powerful? Man
cannot enter this world without her
consent, he cannot remain in peace
without her blessing and unless she
sheds tears Of regret over his depar-
ture, he has lived IN vain Why this
longing for civic power when God has
made her ruler over all? Why crave
authority when man bows down and
worships her? Man has given woman
his heart, his name and his money
What more does she want?
Can man find it in his heart to look
with pride upon the statement that his
honorable mother-in-law was one Of
the most powerful political bosses in
the country, that his distinguished
grandmother was one of the ablest
filibusters in the Eenate or that his
mother was q noted warrior and her
name terror to the enemy? Whittier
are we drifting and where will we
land?
God Save Us From q Hen-Pecked
Nation
I follow the piow for a living and
my views may have in them the smell
of the soil; my hair is turning white
under the frost of many winters and
perhaps | am a little oid-fashiOned.
but / believe there is more moral in
fiuence in the dress of woman than IN
all the statute books of the land AS
an agency for morality, | wouldn't
give my good old mothers home
made gowns for all the suffragette's
constitutions and bylaws in the world.
AS a power for purifying society, |
wouldn't give one prayer of my sanity
mother for all the Women's votes in
Christendom As an agency for good
government, / wouldn't give the plea
of a mothers heart for righteousness
for all the oaths Of office in the land,
There is more power in the smile
of woman than IN an act OF congress
There are greater possibilities for
good government IN her family OF
laughing children than in the cab.
met of the president of the United
States
The destiny of this nation lies In
the home and not in the Legislative
halls The hearthstone and the FAM
lily Bible will ever remain the source
of our inspiration and the Acts Of the
APOSTLES will ever shine brighter than
the acts of Congress
This country is lawmad. Why add
to statute book, already grooming
under it's own weight, the hysterical
cry of woman? If we never had a
chance to vote again in lifetime and
did not pass another law in twenty
five years. we could survive the orr
deal, but without home civilization
would wither and die.
God save these United States
from becoming hen-pecked nation;
help us keep sissies out of Congress
and forbid that women become step
fathers to government, is the prayer
of the farmers of this country.
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
Misapplied.

You know the sweet little girl tie
Ringles call Angelo"
Yes"
Yesterday she broke six windows
and set fl t ~ the hencoop."
The Parker post., 1915-07-31

Little Boy-Say, uncle, when you
were travelling through the West did
you scalp any Indians?
Uncle Dick-No, but l scalped many
a railroad ticket
The Parker post., 1915-07-31

Her eyes are of purple hue;
Her nose is tilted saucily;
/ think she beads her lashes, too;
Her hair is fixed so flossily.
Her charm in only one thing fails
The little girl who bites her nails.
The Parker post., 1915-07-31
Regular Ferry Service.

Regular Ferry Service.
At any hour OF the day. The best
route to and from the coast For in
formation address
THE PARKER TRANSP. co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-04-04
"HOBO" Does Work in Monroe.

Hobo Medicine Manufacturing Co,
 Singer. La.
 To Whom This May Come: About two years ago 1 was stricken with Briaht's Disease, tried the best phy- sic: ians i'll Monroe, and obtained no permanent relief, and they gave me at most three months to live. By ac- cident l heard of the great vegetable medicine that has cured so many Of kidney and bladder trouble, known as Hobo Kidney and Bladder Remedy which I obtained at once and ar'er using about fifteen bottles of thls wonderful medicine, l am now sound and well. have ordered it for others and told my friends of it's wonderful merits. SCTe have tried the medi- cine, and in each instance they got relief. l consider "Hobo" the great est medicine of the age for kidney or bladder trouble.
 c. c. MORGAN,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-04-04

Jerusalem, the holy city, is the. holy of holies.''
 The tradition is that Ommi Selma, wife of the prophet, heard these words one day from Mohammed, "He who makes the pilgrimage from Jerusalem to Mecca will obtain forgiveness of sins, past and future, and will earn paradise"
 There is pilgrimage at Easter time which does not 90 quite as far from Jerusalem as Mecca, but whose goal Is the burial place of Moses-Nebi Musa-between the city and the Dead sea. Although, according to Christian and Hebrew belief, the Lord buried Noses. and his grave is hidden from posterity, the Mohammedans regard a certain ruined sanctuary, some three or four hours distance from Jerusa- lem, as covering the remains of the prophet.
 In cosmopolitan charm Easter in Constantinople almost equals that in Jerusalem. The capital of the Turk ish empire is, of course. in itself highly cosmopolitan, and there is no other city in the world where so many lan- guages are heard in the streets, not by foreigners but by the variegated native population. The background here is not Jewish and Mohammedan, as in Jerusalem, but Mohammedan and Christian, with a strong tinge of Span. ish Jewry.
 Of the native Christians the Greeks predominate, but there has always been very numerous Armenian ele- ment in Constantinople. The magni6- cent Greek Orthodox ceremonial we'll reflects the towering strength of that church in the Levant which for centu- ries, under the absolute rule of the Ottoman sultans, acted in the capacity of imperial overseer of the Christian peoples under Turkish sway. Until the comparatively recent rise of the Balkan nationalities-Rouma Ser vian, Bulgarian, Montenegrin--Gree was the language of all cultured people of orthodox faith outside of Russia and Austria Hungary. And Greek intellec- tual, social and political control through the unifying power of the Greek church was more complete un- der Ottoman rule than it had been un- der the Byzantine emperors.
 Recent events have once more shown the force of the people of Greek speech. Through the breaking away of the Bulgarian church and the erec- tion of Bulgarian exarchate, Greek in religion. but Bulgarian in speech and political aims, it had been tempo rarily weakened.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-04-04
CELEBRATION IN
 GREEK COUNTRIES
Intense Fervor and Devotion Shown in Easter Ceremo- nies-Places of Pil-
 qrimage Numerous.

TN all the Greek orthodox countries
 Russia. Roumania, Greece, Bulgaria. Servia, Montenegro. and large part Of ,gAustria-Hungary-Easter Is cele- brated with great fervor and devotion. The Easter kiss is Q well-known incl dent Of these celebrations. A curious story is told Of Czar Nicholas II and the Easter kiss. On leaving his apart ments one Easter morning he kissed the. guard outside with the usual salu- tstion, Christ is risen," to which the response Is, "He is truly risen" But tho man answered, coolly, "He is not rtsen.'.,' The emperor was aghast, and shouted, furiously, "He is risen!" But the man, with the utmost composure. repeated his denial. He was Jew! Only the emperor's sense of humor 1aved him.
 Russia, as the premier Greek Ortho- dQx nation, is very much in evidence hi the Holy Land, and of late years has asserted her supremacy in the Chris tendon of the Orient in many ways not sonlysby generous contributions in magnificent buildings and financially, but also politically in strengthening the position of the Greek church. Els pecially at Easter it is interesting to observe ,the contrasts which take on | certainspolitica1 hue between Latins, Greeks, Protestants and Gregorians (Armenians).
 Protestant religious activity in Je- ruaalem. which at one time was large ly English, has of late years been much strengthened by the influx of German colonists, especially Suabians. Away from the ecclesiastical cere- molial the pilgrim in Easter time seeks the traditional places where our Lord spent his last days and nights. Of these Gethsemane is the principal goal, and here the difference in creed by an earnest and quiet devotion which is unexpectedly free from the emotional.
 Another figure has a prominent place in Easter celebrations in Jeru- salem; that of Moses. whose libera- kIOu OA tNC JEWISH PCOhiN lAOAA NAC yoke of Egypt is commemorated in the ancieAt Hebrew paschal feast. But it isj not the Passover celebrated by the various Jewish colonies of Palestine the older Spanish-speaking, the Turk speaking people from Bokhara and other central Asiatic regions, the Arabic-speaking Jews from Yemen, and the POlish,y Russian and German Jews of Yiddish tongue. It is not the Jew ish Passover that is the most remark able celebration in honor of the great leader and the Exodus.
 There is . very little known Moham- medan celebration which, though no longer so general as formerly, is still . most interesting one. To the Mo hammedan. it must be remembered. Jerusalem is . holy city, like Mecca and Medina, and there is saying arnpug Arabs, Syria is the blessed !osuntsy. Palestine the holy land. and q
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-04-04
Friendship tot to Sc Patched.

Friendship is vase which. when Ie Is 1awed by heat, or violeace, or acci' dent, may as we'll be broken at once It can never be trusted after. The more graceful and ornamental 1t was the more clearly do we discern the hopelessness of restoring it % it's for 1ner state Coarse stones, if they be fractured, may ke cemented again precious stonea. never. 4ay,dcr
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1915-04-04
THE MITCHELL LINE FOR 1915 :

Mitchell Light Six-wo five cynders45
 power-12Snch wheel base36x4 tires -------$15S5 Mitchell Light FOurtwo and five cylnders35
 power16nch wheel base36x4 tires ---------$125O Mitchell Light Four6 passengers. above slSOO
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-03-09
HAPPENINGS OF FIRST
 DAY OF FASHION WEEK
Mrs Sellers Hostess for Visitor-Club Meetings of the Week Golf Tournament is Postponed Announce
 ments-Random Notes
By JANE SHELBY

The following item clipped from the Hearts Sunday American will prove of interest to the scores of friends of Miss Nina Gentry, the lovely and attractive daughter of Col. and Mrs ". T. Gentry, of Atlanta, who has frequently visited in this city:
 A charming country home wedding at Virginia Manor will be that of Miss Nina Gentry and Graham Phelan. To be sure. Virginia Manor is not very far in the country, but the beautiful home of MT and Mrs W. T. Gentry has all the charm and comforts of a country estate, and the details of the wedding which will unite this wel-known young couple will be in keeping with the en- vironment of the East Lake residence Miss Gentry, who is the third daughter of the president of the Southern Bell Telephone company and prominent in At lanta society. has chosen the sixty-first anniversary of her fathers birthday for her wedding to Graham Phelan son of the late Sidney Phean and a member of a pioneer family of wealth and dis tinction- The engagement is announced in today's paper and will interest many people The bride-elect is now at the Hampton Terrace and is having a fine tiiie playing golf in the daytime and dancing at night Miss Gentry holds the palm in Atlanta for both pastimes hear that the bridal party will be small, with only Mrs. John J. Woodside, Jr.. IS n,atron of honor and Leeman Phelan as best man, but large reception and q brilliant and generous hospitality will follow the ceremony on April A..
The Birmingham age-herald., 1915-03-09
DANCE FOR MISSES FASHION AT NEWSPAPER CLUB

The Birmingham Newspaper club was the scene of gay gathering Monday evening when the first of the dances which will be given during the week to compliment the Miss Fashions was en- joyed. The cafe where the floor was arranged for dancing, was artistically decorated with spring flowers great quantities of roses and sweetpeas being placed in standard in front of the mu- scans' alvoce and at frequent intervals throughout the cafe.
 Several hundred guests attended the dance, the younger set being out in full force to pay homage to the Miss Fash ions, and keen interest was created in guessing the identity of winsome young ladies.
 Receiving in the ladies room were Mrs c. P, Orr, Mrs. J. B. Reid, Mrs. Harden Fitts, Mrs. c. M. Stanley, and a number of ether charming matrons, who had been selected as chaperones for the dance