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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25
A BLACKSTONE.

Constable-Your honor, I've ar
rested Pat McGinnis for allowing his
goat to sleep on the high school porch
every night.
Magistrate-With what did You
charge him?
Constable-Kidnaping.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25

AS an evidence of his gentle and
loving disposition some good men,
Der of the Friends of Peace" at
their meeting in New York, shouted
Kill the President. Now the lead
ers are trying to lie out of it, but
the fact that the offender was not
turned over to the police is evidence
sufficient that it was the unanimous
opinion of the meeting.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25
USED AS A "TURN."

Mrs. Ayres-Oh, John, I've just
learned that on the night of our
party there's to be an eclipse of the
moon.
Mr.. Ayres-Good. Wen be able to
get along without that high priced
fiddler.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25
THE CONSOLATION.

'"There is one consolation in being
homely,' she said.
"And what's that ?"
Nearly all the other women are
willing to concede that l am sem
sible and will make a good wife for
some man."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25
Real Farm
Bargain

143-acre farm in Hunterdon
county, with ten acres of timber
on it; 1900 foot front on Della
ware river; an abundance of out.
buildings, two nearly new dwell
ling houses with running spring
water to house and barn. The
land is in high state of cultiva-
ton, with lots of pears, grapes.
apples and cherries. Rose bushes
and flowers in abundance.
IL miles from railroad station
and trading town with schools,
churches and all kinds of bust
nesses. Splendid view of river
and valley. Immediate possession
can be given if desired. Will be
sold at $50 per acre to quick
buyer.
Theodore 6. Kitchin. Lambertville, N. j.,
Jonathan Kitchn, R. D. 1, Trenton, N. J.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25

away from 1uIl. When the planet is
in opposition, it is of course fully
Illuminated, and at other times its
phase, as given above, is not very no.
ticeable.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25
Lumber For Sale Cheap,

Good building lumber, consisting
of boards, joist and some heavy tim
Der, for sale cheap. The above ma
terial is well seasoned and will make
excellent building material at less
than cost. Apply R. S. Logan, at
Lambertville Rubber Co.---adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25

Man in London just learned that
there was European war, but that s
nothing. There are several people
who are dead and actually believe
that they are still alive.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25

LODGE ROOM-WiIl rent room
over Farlee's store, Union and York
streets, for Wednesday and Friday
evenings. Apply to Watson F. Dud-
bridge, Lambertville, N. j.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25
A CouBT.

81 don't know about one thing"
"What 5 that!'
GLOW can M army that is worth
its sali haN ,;'"% 4yncnses?"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25

FOR SALE-The Logan House, in
New Hope borough. One of the best
hotel stands in the county, and the
only licensed place in the town. Apply
to Charles S. Roberts, New Hope, Pa.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25
t.-a-Mord Kds

GIRLS WANTED-At Smiths &
Sons Co., hair pin factory, Lambert
vile, N. j. Sept. 16.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25
Proposals for Lighting the Streets
of the City of LambertvilIe.


By a resolution of the Common
Council of the city of Lambertville,
passed at its last regular meeting, bids
will be received for lighting the streets
of said city, either by gas or electricity,
for one, three or five years, from Jan
uary 1st, 1916.
The bids to be enclosed in a sealed
envelope, and filed with the City Clerk
or chairman of the light committee on
or before IL O'Clock at noon, December
9th, 1915.
Dated November II, 1915.
GEORGE BANCHOFF,
VIM. ANDERSON READING
CLINTON B. OBLINGER,
Street Light Committee.
Nov. IS, 1852.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25

nd S pm urau vau.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25
Tungsten
Electric Bulbs
15=25=4O watt
Zoe. each
OO=Watt soc.
.1OO=Watt 04C.

These are the Tungsten Lux Lamps
new stock just received, and the
equal of any Tungsten lamp on the
market, and at a price which has
never before been heard of.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1915-11-25

PORTABLE ELECTRIC LAMPS
from 81 up Some of the flash va
riety, others are high grade lanterns,
and will burn steadily for hours, if
you wish. Large variety, and full
line of replacement parts, including
batteries and bulbs.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-10

SAN FRANCISCO, April 9.--voca-
tional training was condemned and
public school education was pro-
nounced undemocratic by DR.. Ben
jamin Ide Wheeler, president Of the
University Of California, in an ad-
dress before the California Teachers
Association In session here. Democ-
racy itself was said to be disappear
ing.
THE American people rant much
about democracy. but we are slipping
back into aristocraey," DR. Wheeler
said.
"The referendum, initiative and re-
CALL" he explained, "do not insure
democracy. When every boy has a
chance to rise and enjoy good ed
ucatlon. then we will have a demoe-
racy about WHICH we may talk.
Public schools are for rich mems
sons, who have a slim enough chance
anyway"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-10
FEDERAL LEAGUE TO
MAKE BOW TOMORROW
BY HAL SHERIDAN.
Writtan for the limited Pres!


NEW YORK, April s.-President
Gilmore and his Federal league make
their 1915 debut tomorrow. Inter-
est Of American fandom today was
focused on the new organization, and
particularly upon the shifts since the
season closed last fall.
Despite gloomy predictions from
O. b., Fed magnates today, hustling
in preparation for the opening gongs
tomorrow afternoon, are confident OF
their most successful year. While
admitting that few Fed clubs made
money last year. the war chest is said
to be ample for another year on the
baseball battlefields.
Across the Hudson creek today, al
Newark, herculean efforts were be-
ing made for the inaugural of the
Fed brand Of big league baseball
The new club shifted from Indianap-
oils with many of the 1915 Fed PEN
nant winners enrolled. held morning
practice and will hold another session
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-10
OPEN N0STRILS! END
A COLD OR CATARRH
How To Get Relief When Head
and Nose are Stuffed Up.

Count fifty! Your cold in head or
catarrh disappears. Your elogged
nostrils will open. the air passages Of
your head will clear and you can
breathe freely No more snuffling,
hawking, mucous discharge. dryness
or headache; no struggling for breath
at night.
Get a small bottle of E1y's Cream
Balm from your druggist and apply
a little of this fragrant antiseptic
cream in your nostrils. It penetrates
through every air passage Of the
head, soothing and healing the swol-
len or inflamed mucous membrane,
giving you instant relief Head
colds and catarrh yield like magic
Don't stay stuffed-up and miserable
Relief Is sure.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-10
Hard Cough? Bad COId'
Head Stuffed /?
Nose Stopped p?
Get instant relief with
DIR. Kings New Discovery.
Pleasant, Healing, Soothing.

We know DR.. Kings New Discovery
will help you because it has helped 80
many cases just like yours. For over
As years it has been the standard
household remedy for Sore Throat,
Sore Chest, Bronchitis, Coughs and
Colds. It combines Pine Tar with the
soothing, healing balsams. It is anti
septic--Kills the Cold Germs. II is
soothing to the irritated and infamed
Throat and Lungs. Buy 50c bottle
Of your Druggist to-day, begin taking
at once. You will be gratified and
thankful for the benefit received,
N. C. Tiffany, Nicholson, Pa, writes:
''I consider DR.. Kings New Discovery
the most wonderful remedy for
Coughs and Colds. Twenty years ex-
perience has proven its merit and
always recommend it to my friends"
Excellent for Children and Delicate
Women. 1t is Mild, Pleasant and
effective.
Trial bottle on receipt Of &c in
stamps.
II. E. BUCKLEN & co.
$50 North Broad st, Phila., Pa,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-10
HAVE GOOD HEALTH
Take Hood's Sarsaparills, the Old
Reliable Spring Tonic.

Don't let the idea that you may
feel better in . day or two prevent
you from getting q bottle OF HOODS
Sarsaparilla today from any drug
store and starting at once on the
road to health and strength.
When your blood is impure and
impoverished It lacks vitality, your
digestion is imperfect, your appetite
Is poor, and all the functions OF your
body are impaired.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is q wonderful
blood tonic. It win build you up
quicker than any other medicine. It
gives strength to do and power to
endure. It is the old standard tried
and true all-the-year-r r-round blood
purifier and enricher, tonic and ap-
petizer. Nothing else acts like it.
for nothing else has the same
formula or ingredients. Be sure to
aslk for Hoods; insist on having AA
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-10
Many Districts to Take Part in
Second County Spelling Bee

Reports from nearly all Of the dis
tricls Of the county relative to III
outcome OF the first Of the elimina
ton contests ~ the county. yids
spelling bee have been received by
supt. I. q. Young and indicate that
there will be plenty Of competition In
the second contest which will deter
mine the representatives Of each d.
vision in the finals here May 1. Be
low Is given the complete list by d.
visions, grades and school as on file
now. Where a school is not repre-
scented in any grade, It means that
such erade failed in the preliminary
contest.
Mllton-F'reewate
Third Bessanna Bradley. Fl
Fred Lance, F; Milton Bailey, Nj
Norma Coe, NJ; Leonard Adams, G
Fourth Grade-Lila Van slyke, Fl
James Blizzard, F; Helen Vancil, NJ
Lawrence Carney, NJ.
Fifth grade--Lois Denney, f; Will
bur Ownbey, F; orah jenkins, NJ
Amiel schock, M.
Sixth grade-Nina Evans, F
Cora Glvens, F; Georgia Talbot, NJ
Ward Rice, NJ.
Seventh grade-Faye Price, NJ
Harold otto, NJ.
Eighth grade-FTorence Glazebrool
F; opal Glazebrook. F; Mary Thomp
son, M; Ruth steen, NJ.
Neacham District
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-10
Oakland Bank Raided.

KAw CITY, Okla, April a.
Three men entered the Farmers Ia
tional Bank here, held up the cash
ier, John Hoefer, and his assistant,
Arthur sanderson, with revolvers'
took $4,000, all the available cash
locked the bank officials in the vault
and rode away toward Usage Hills to
the east.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-10

Secretary Redfield made his usual
report on business conditions at the
cabinet meeting. 1t was said by
White House officials that there was
every indication that business was
better than 1t had been for months.
Secretary Redfield laid before the
cabinet figures showing a trade bal
ance in favor Of the United States OF
s22. 600, 900 for last week The trade
balance in favor Of the United States
for the entire month of March was
S145,000OO0, against a balance OF
Sl7S. 600 900 in February.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-10

IWU sVFVIEtW bIWUVS III
school. Grades in Hawthorne and
Washington failed.
Where a school is not represented
in any grade, it means that such
grade failed in the preliminary con-
test.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-10
oneratIon Fee IS stoIen.

PHILADELPHIA. April S.-While
on his way to the University Hospit-
al to undergo an operation, Thomas
Hickman, OF Reading. was robbed OF
money which friends had raised 70
send him to the hospital.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-10

WASHINGTON, April s.-Reports
on business conditions in the United
States made to President Wilson show
a steady Improvement. He told call
ers that business was becoming less
"spotty' and more uniform in Its
improvement.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-10
RECORD OF DEEDS AND
OTHER INSTRUMENTS

stickler 81; lots and 6, block so.
Reservation addition TO Pendleton.
]. j. and c. L. Williams to Joseph
Boro. 81; a tract Of land, title de.
scriptive,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-10

'tnCt W.T. IItE ~
Ukiah Division.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-10

this afternoon, Cy Falkeberg, beam
pole pitcher, was the object Of the
fans special interest. Falkenberg is
slated to pitch the opener tomorrow.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1915-04-10
Deeds.

C. L. and ]. ]. Williams to Joseph
Boro. 81; 10 LIS acres land, title de-
scriptive.
Hattie II. Ingram to Edgar E.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-11-19
HILL.

Mr.. and Mrs. Silas w. Jewett are visit
ing relatives in Swanton.
Mrs. John A. James and Mrs. L. A.
Roscoe visited relatives in Essex re-
Gently.
The monthly Missionary meeting will
be held at the church Thursday after
noon. A report of the Woman's Board of
Missions which was held in Burlington
last week, will be given at this time.
Rev. E. l.. Stannard will occupy the
pulpit at Whiting In exchange with the
pastor there.
b. o. Wales. Charles James, Luther
Roscoe. Charles Mack. Burt Austin and
Merrill HER are in Ripton deer hunt
ing.
A farm school under the direction of
the Extension Service at the State Agri
cultural college will be held from No
vember 20 to December 3, at the town
hall.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer L. Wright are
spending the week with her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Wooster in Whiting.
Mason S. Stone of Montpelier, State
Commissioner of Education, spoke at the
town hall "Wednesday evening along
educational lines. He was entertained at
the home of Charles S. James.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-11-19
EHAM.

The second entertainment of the
course will be given Friday evening, the
Goth.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. C. Moore called on
friends at Bridport Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Moore from the
Brandon Inn, were in town yesterday
forenoon, calling on Mr.. and Mrs. VIII
liam Moore.
Mrs. Emma Fuller, who went to Cali
fornia during September to attend the
Panama-Pacific exposition, returned last
Monday to the home of her sister, Mrs.
K. w. Merritt.
Instead of holding the regular meeting
on Thanksgiving evening, Shoreham
Grange voted to hold the next session on
December I'd. On that occasion a class
of six candidates will be initiated in the
third and fourth degrees of the order.
As usual, at this time. refreshments will
be served, Visiting patrons are always
welcome.
On Saturday morning last Raymond
Turrill, aged II years, son of the late
Nathan Turrill, met with a serious &C
cident. While feeding a shreddine
machine on the Caswell farm his
right arm was caught and badly
mangled. DR.. Sharon took him at once
to the Moses hospital at T~iconderoga,
where it was thought his arm would
have to be amputated.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-11-19
DO YOU FEEL HEA0ACHYp
LOOK TO YOUR STOMACH

1t is an unusual thing for a druggist to
sell medicine under IA guarantee to re-
fund the money if it does not cure. Yet
this Is the way w. IL. Sheldon, the pop
druggist is selling Mi-o-ua, the
standard dyspepsia remedy.
Never before has he had so large a num-
Der of customers tell him that a medi
cine has been successful as with Mona.
People who a few months looked like
walking skeletons have put on flesh and
today are rudy and vigorous with per-
feet digestion and good health.
There Is no longer any need for any
n suffering or making their friends
suffer on account of dy%spepsiy. Mona
can always be relied upon, The per-
centage of cures liz so great that there
is little risk to w. H. Sheldon in guaran-
teeing to return the money if the medi-
cine dc not relieve. And he stands
ready to do so without any questions.
Headaches, all forms of indigestion,
specks before the eyes, dizzy feelings, and
all forms of liver trouble are helped by
Mi N A few days treatment should
show considerable gain in health while a
complete cure often follows rapidly.
adv.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-11-19

L. A. Bryant, wife and granddaugh-
ter, of Lincoln are guests at the parson-
age.
Edward King of M~iddlebury is moving
onto the Culver place.
DIR. d. w. Smith was in Rochester on
Saturday last.
Mrs. Eliza j. Hale is on the sick list.
Mrs. LaFrance and daughter, Emma,
of Maple Inn are more than busy with
their hunter guests, having fifteen on
the night of the 10Th.
Mrs. j, S. Chandler is on the sick list.
DIR. Prentiss attends her.
We hear that S. d. Damon will move
back to the old stand at an early day.
A large number of automobiles came
to town on Sunday last, bringing deer
hunters.
The deer season opened up with a fine
rain storm that no doubt dampened the
spirits of the deer hunters, but did not
prevent the coming of the ''smoke
wagon"
j. +. Hodges narrowly missed a serious
accident on the 18th. While at work in
his mill, he wished to change the feed
and used his foot, but the belt caught his
trousers tearing them from the bottom
to near the top, but he got off with IA few
bruises on his legs,
Charles Lamb of Waltham, having
been in the woods about half an hour on
he 10th secured "A nice two year old
buck.
Aston Collier has returned from a
seasons trip through the country.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-11-19
VERGEtiNE0 q.

Mrs. Louisa NJ. Inghaln, aged Sc years,
widow of DIR. II. A. InghanI, died Friday
afternoon at the home of her nephew,
William ID. Woodman, from a nervous
shock resulting from an accidental fall.
She was born in Siybrook, Conn. and
was married t. DR.. Ingham in 1874. She
vas a member of the Vergennes Baptist
church. She was educated at lngham
University. Leroy, n. Y. She is survived
by two brothers, George G. and William
Ii. Ingham of Saybrook, Conn. The fun
eral services were held Sunday after
noon at $50 AT her late residence. Rev
Richard &. Woodbridge, pastor of the
Vergennes Congregational church, as
sisted by Rev. Mr.. Danse. pastor of the
Baptist church of Lincoln, officiated, and
burial was in Prospect cemetery. The
bearers were Louis g. Cotey, William l..
Cotey. S. F. Macabee and S. Il.
Burroughs.
The Woman's Bible class of the Con-
gregational church will hold a sale of
useful and fancy articles Friday even
ing, November 10, followed by a supper.
The Vergennes high school football
team defeated the State Industrial school
eleven Saturday afternoon on the
grounds Of the latter by a score of
20 too.
Daniel T. Donnelly returned Monday
to Montpelier after a visit to his sisters,
Mrs. F. w. Coe, Mrs. F. L. Grandey and
Miss Kate Donnelly. and his brother, j.
H.. Donnelly.
Alvah Lewis of Elizabethtown. N. Y,
is visiting his cousin, Miss Margaret
Carpenter.
DR.. F. NJ. Rogers, DIR. C. H. Cole, Levi
III. Brown, Arthur w. Norton, III. w.
Day and w. w. Bristol have zone on a
deer hunting trip to Ripton.
Rev. Mr.. Danse of Lincoln occupied
the pulpit of the Baptist church at both
services Sunday. the church being with
out a pastor since the resignation of
Rev. H. Ii. White.
Ralph Ii. Booth of Burlington, who is
having a brick garage constructed on
land adjoining the Norton house, has
taken rooms in DIR. B. j. Eno's house on
Green street and with Mrs. Booth and
child will occupy them for the winter.
Rev. S. II. MYERS, who has been filling
a pastorate in Groton, is to occupy the
pulpit in the Baptist church in Addison
and with Mrs. Myers is to live with Mr..
and Mrs. Lyman Kent through the win
ter.
The membership committee of the
N~ergennes improvement society has an
nounced an increase in the membership
roll in the past month of 90 names, there
being in October SO members enrolled.
with lOS at the present time. The society
Is until further notice to receive a share
of the Tuesday evening proceeds at the
w. G. Kimball moving picture show at
the opera house.
Rev. q A Kerr of Brandon, at one
time pastor of the Methodist Episcopal
church in this city. oficiated at the
church Sunday morning at l045,
Mrs. David F. Manning of Fitchburg,
Mass, has returned to her home in that
city, after a weeks stay at the home
of her mother, Mrs. Julia Geror, and sis
ter, Mrs. George II. Bora.
Mrs. Frank Perkett has returned to
her home in Keeseville, N. Y, after a
visit to her sisters, Mrs. Frank Gee, Mrs.
William j. Cook, and other relatives
here.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-11-19
RTARkS o r

The Dorcas society realized a good
sum at their meeting at Mrs. Watson's
Wednesday, the i0th. There were 90
present. The hev. and Mrs. Edie were
called away at the time to help in a
series of meetings at Leicester. Mr.. Edie
preached a very interesting sermon here
Sunday. The subject being Faith, Hope
and Charity, or Divine Love.
Mr.. Fairfax vacated his farm which
he purchased of Walter Smith after sell.
ing a considerable amount of grain, hay
and some live stock.
Two deer have been shot in this place.
Oliver Besaw and Earl Liberty being the
lucky mes.
Five new members have Joined the
Baptist church recently.
There is no change in the condition of
Fay Stokes, who got hurt in the woods a
few days ago by catching his toe and
falling. He does not have the use of his
arm.
The trustees of the Methodist church
have sold the parsonage to George
Waters of Middlebury and he has taken
possession.
MIR. Hull has moved his family into the
Mandana Hanson house.
Work il begun on the North school
house.
Jerry Cutter has moved into Mrs.
Swift's tenement.
Mr.. B%axendale met with the teachers
at the school house here Wednesday
afternoon, the 10th.
Snow began falling Tuesday morning
and developed into a good sized snow
storm.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1915-11-19
G. N. F.'t!s.
The Evidence Is At Your Door.

Mlddlebury pro # is what you want
and the statement of this highly respect
ed resident will Danish all doubt.
James NJ. Tracy, 5. Pleasant ST., Mer-
chants Row, Middlebury. says: II suf-
fered from kidney complaint for nearly
wv. nty years. The first symptom was
rheumatic pains across my loins and at
times sharp twinges darted through my
kidneys. My kidneys became disordered
and the kidney secretions were irreg-
ular and painful in passage and UNI
natural. Inflammation of the bladder
nearly drove me frantic. | had dizzy
and fainting spells and my whole sys-
TEN seemed to be affected. Getting no
relief from the treatment of local doc
tors or in Burlington, | was in de-
spair. | couldn't leave the house and
was so helpless | could hardly walk.
Doan's Kidney Pills were procured at
Sheldon's Drug Store and they helped
me right away. | slept better, the pains
in my back We're relieved and my kid
neys became more normal. In about a
month | was back to my work and my
health was restored"
Price SOC. at all dealers. Don't simply
ask for a kidney r~emedy-get Doan's
Kidney Pills-the same that Mr.. Tracy
had. Foster-Milburn Co, Props, Buffalo,
n. Y.-adv