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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-06
For Sale

F o R AL E-Butcher blocks and counters, also horse, buggy and har- ness. P J. Murphy. 75 Henry St.
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-06

FOR SALE OR ExGHANcaf-G paying shore property for good pay ing city property. Call or address, E. D. Stone. SIS State St, City.
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-06

THREE FAMILY HOUSE. also two family house in East End, for sale cheap. The B. J. Orton Go. 3o6 Meigs Building.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-06

WANTED TO BUY all kinds human hair. 2. B. Adams. 1496 Iranistan
 avenue near Maplewoode Ave. u 30 ale
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-06

WE WRITE Fire insurance in the strongest companies at the lowest rates The D. J. Orton Ca, 3o6 Meigs building. A 5 g
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-06
Wanted-To Boy

buy all kinds Of sec- ond hand furniture. Geo. F. To- tams, Redfeld's old stand. A Har- r9son St. Telephone 2644-2.
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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-06

buy all kinds of sec
 ond hand furniture. Geo. F. Totams Reddelds' old stand, 43 Harrison St. Tel. 1o15-2- u IS eff
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-06
HELP WANTED, MALE.

$40 to $s5 Per Month Extra money to any employed person without interfer1ng with regular work No selling. No canvassing. Positively no Investment. Unemployed need not apply. Address The Silver Mirror Co. Inc. 12S w Madison St. Chicago. III. A ? d"p
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-06
ToDAY'S WANTS To Late To Be
 Classified

CARPETS AND RUGS DYED Make your carpets and rugs look like new have them dyed any color. American Dyeing and Cleaning Co, 69 Cannon St, Otto Schultze & SN'. Phone 932-4. A *tf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-06

20 PERCENT OFF on all pianos during special sale at Clarlz's fur niture store. 1065 Broad St. Fl. L.. Cram. A dsp
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-06

PARTY LOOKING for desk space o1 place to call for mail, phone 493O private office. H IS eff
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-06

TO RENT@3 rooms with conven-
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1915-01-06

WANTED-Position as photograph er's assistant by capable painstaking man with knowledge of business A s~p
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
General Macard in Action.

The story of the Siberian soldiers
who refuse to have their boards cut,
because their shagginess is supposed
to frighten the Germans, recalls Mar
bots account of Brigadier General
Macard, one of the Revolutions rank
ers. When about to charge, this huge
man used to cry: Look here! I'm 60
ing to dress like a beast" Then he
stripped off his coat, vest and shirt,
keeping on only his plumed hat, leath-
er breeches and boots, and exposing
chest almost as shaggy as bears
In this guise he charged, waving his
saber and swearing like pagan"
And, "at sight of this giant, half
naked, hairy all over, and in such a
strange outfit, who was hurting him
self at them and uttering the most
fearful yells, his opponents would bolt
on all sides, scarcely knowing II they
had man to deal with or some
strange wild animal.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
.TAKETHISMAN'S ADVICE
TRY The GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY

1t always gives me pleasure to rec
ommend anything that is right and so
| feel it my duty to herald the praises
OF DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root.
For years | was troubled with kid
ney disease and it was so intense that
| was bedridden for days at a time.
l gave up all hope and doctors for
miles around gave me no help. Incl
dentally l tried several patent rene
dies and at last tried Swamp-Root.
From the first it gave me relief and
1t was no time before l was able to be
up and around and now l am perfectly
well and able to work as | used to be
lore my terrible sickness.
So now let me thank you for your
wonderful discovery and take this op.
portunity to recommend it to all who
suffer from kidney troubles.
Yours very truly,
WALTER SILVER.
Hope, Ark.
Subscribed and sworn to before me,
this 18th day of March, 1912.
A. V. WARE, Notary Public.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Quick Relief When
Utterly Worn Out
Getting the Blood in Order
h Required By Most
People.

II you think you have gone to smash and
at only for the discard, try s. s. S. for this
blood 1t will surprise you to know what
can be done for health once the blood Ia
released of the excess of body wastes that
keep 1t from exercising Its full measure oa
bodily repair
II you feel played out, go to any drug
store and ask for q bottle Of s. 8. 8. Herr
10 remedy that gets at work in twink.
ling; 1t Just naturally PUSHES right int
your blood, scatters germs right and left
up and down and sideways.
You feel better at once, not from a stip
ulant, not from the action of drugs, but
from the rational effect Of q natural medi
cine
The INGREDIENTS In 8 s. 8. serve ths
active purpose Of 30 stimulating the cellular
tissues of the body that they pick out from
the blood their own essential nutriment and
thus repair work begins at once. The relied
In general all over the system.
Do not neglect to get q bottle Of 8. 8. 8
today. 1t will make you feel better in just
. few minutes. 1t IL prepared only In tn,
laboratory Of The Swift Specific Co., Use
Swift Bldg, Atlanta, Gaze Send for theii
free book telling Of the many strange con
ditions that afiict the human family b
reason of impoverished blood
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
FAIR EXCHANGE FOR OFFICER
Opposing Army Willing to Release
Commander In Chief for Suit of
AIl-Wool Underwear.

The terrible hardships of winter
campaigning elected from Judge w.
H. Moore, the New York horseman, a
story.
"a pourparler was being held" he
said, between two opposing armies
on windy promontory during a snow
storm.
You have captured our comman-
der in chief So the pourparler be-
gan.
Yes, that Is true
1--WE will exchange three generals
for him.
"No.'
"'Three generals and a colonel
No, | tell you
Then six generals, three colonies
and
No, no, no! You can't have him
back for anything short of a suit of
all-wool underwear in good condi.
toni"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
EYEGLASSES In Mar

The large number of British terri.
torials with spectacles or eyeglasses
has been noticed. On this point the
late Mr.. Eustace Balfour, brother of
Mr. Arthur Balfour, wrote: Some
members who have passed the medi-
cal tests on the assumption that they
will shoot in spectacles do not do SO.
May | point out that speetacles are NO
humiliation? The Germans wear
them in war. They are in some re-
spects even protection against dust.
l personally have been a deer stalker
and have always had to wear glasses.
! do not think have ever lost a stag
which | should otherwise have hit by
not having spectacles on. The preju.
dice against them Is childish and arti.
hcfal, in nv view "-rondon Chronicle.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Squaws' Bowls "old ReIics.r

Juan Segura did a thriving trade IL,
prehistoric Indian relics" until re-
Gently. He sat on the platform of
the Santa Fe depot at Riverside and
peddled the relies to tourists at
fancy figures.
Segura might have grown rich had
not Uncle Sam taken hand, because
he discovered the Mexican was rails
ing the cost of living for many In
dams in the vicinity. Many a. squaw
was forced to go miles to purchase
bread because Segura. it is alleged,
had taken her bread bowl and dis
posed of it as a relic" His practice
threatened to denude the district of
bread bowls.
So he was arrested and pleaded
guilty in the United States district
court.-Los Angeles Times.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Nature Supreme.

Not all the product of artificial
greeneries are SO lovely as that of
the fields, the country garden, the
fence rows, the first roses, the daffo-
dis, the arbutus which hides under
the hillside leaves. the first buds of
the rhododendrons and the other forms
telling of the life blood drawn di-
rect from the earth. while poor man
kind has to take all second hand.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Slavery ORIGINATED in the East

Absolute slavery seems to have ap-
peared in the eastern colonies some
what earlier than in the southern, for
slavery existed in New York in 1928,
IN New Jersey in 1928, in Massachu-
sets in 1880, in Connecticut in 1851
and in Delaware in 1886. There was
statutory recognition of slavery in
Massachusetts, in 1641, which was con-
siderably ahead of such recognition
Of slavery in Virginia or Maryland.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
SKIN DISEASES QUICKLY
YIELD TO THIS TREATMENT

If you have eczema, ringworm or
other itching, burning, unsightly skin
eruption, try resinol ointment and res
mol soap and see how quickly the
itching stops and the trouble disap-
pears, even in severe, stubborn case.
Resinol ointment is also an excellent
household remedy for pimples, dan
druff, sores, burns, wounds, chafings,
and for score of other uses where
a soothing, healing application is need
ed. Every druggist sells resinol oint-
ment and resinol soap. Adv
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Something Wrong Somewhere.

William, like many another man be-
fore him, had Joined the army by way
of showing his devotion to his coun-
try. He had not yet learned the mean
ing of strict discipline, and although
he wore the uniform of his regiment
he fancied that he was just as much
his own master in that as he was in
civilian clothes.
When lights out" sounded he In
sisted on his comrades leaving the
light burning.
Nov, then, put that light out!"
shouted an officer on inspection.
"H'm!" retorted willful William.
"And pray who are your"
I'm the officer of the day."
Then what the dickens are you
prowling about in the night time for?"
asked William.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
HAD TO STAY YOUNG
GRANDMOTHERS COULDN'T AZ,
FORD TO GROW OLD.
Desire to Appear to Advantage Be,
fore the Third Generation Made
Them Determined to Keep
Up to Date.

The two grandmothers were talk
ing, relates Edna K. Wooley in the
Kansas City Star. And of course they
were talking about their grandchild-
dren. They were not old grandmoth-
ers, by the way, but the modern kind
that keeps very much up to date. men
tally and physically.
"My oldest grandson and I are great
chums," quoth the plump grandmother.
I'VE go about a great deal together.
And 1t was he who broke me of life
long habit that had unconsciously
grown upon me and which, presume,
l have inflicted upon my relatives un-
til made good liars of them all.
You see-er-Im inclined to be
plump, though l never weighed more
than 1O5 till after | was married.
expect l made life burden to my hus-
band by asking him every time l saw
large woman, Am | as fat as that,
William? And William invariably an
swered with a soothing No, indeed!'
with my son l was about the same.
He was as diplomatic as his father
with his L should say mott
And l began the same thing with
my grandson, who started out by DO
litely denying, as did his forbears:
But one day he was either out of tenn
per or he was tired of answering the
same old question.
"A very large woman was walking
ahead Of us on the street. She was ex-
traordinarily stout
"'Billy boy, said l, am l as fat as
that?'
eyes, you are? answered Billy with
emphasis.
And I've never asked anybody that
question SINCE" laughed the plump
grandmother
my oldest grandson paid me SINH
lar compliment" gurgled the little thin
grandmother.
1--WE were walking down street one
day when a carriage stopped at the
curb. A young man got out and very
carefully and tenderly helped out a
very old lady. 1t was just beautiful to
see how gently he took care of her.
" See how beautifully he takes care
of his old grandmother l said to my
small grandson. When l am old YOU
will take care of me like that won't
you"
Why, you're old now, grandma
he informed me-"
1 suppose we ought to feel DID,"
Illuminated the plump grandma, after
they had laughed in unison, "but some
how | can't just realize that I'm going
on sixty-one. Seems to me get young
er with every grandchild that arrives"
Exactly" agreed the little thin
grandmother. 81 am living the third
generation now, and l feel just as
fresh as when l started out on the
first"
Il pity people who grow old and
haven't any grandchildren to keep
them young" quoth the plump grand
mother ITS my growing kiddies that
keeps me hustling up to the minute. I
can't afford to be a back number and
lose their respect"
Exactly" again agreed the other.
People who won't have children be-
cause they're a nuisance and expense,
don't know what they'll miss when
they get old. I'm glad I was old-fash-
Toned enough to have family"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Steel VS.. Iron,

For some purpose iron is to be
preferred to steel and vice verse. To
easily distinguish one from the other.
make a bright spot on the metal with
file or sand paper and apply a single
drop of nitric acid. Allow 1t to re-
main for one or two minutes and wash
or wipe off. If the spot has pale
ashy appearance it is wrought iron:
If it is a brownish black, it is steel:
II deep black. it is cast iron.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Colby Considered.

You don't seem to attach great i'm
portance to enduring fame" said the
friend and adviser.
L have my doubts about it," replied
Senator Sorghum. Enduring fame
is what enables the American Indian
to get his picture on all kinds of mon
ey without having any opportunity to
handle the real cash."
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Onions Good Properties.

From the best authorities we learn
that colds are caused by three things
"a chill a germ and uric acid ten
dency which provides a soil for the
germs growth. The pungent oil of the
onion neutralizes and destroys the
germs that infest the mouths of us
all, even of those in good health.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Ambiquous.

Tiddle-What is your son doing
now?
De Wink-Wielding a pastebrush
and scissors.
Tiddle-Paperhanger or editor?"-
Dartmouth Jack O. Lantern.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
NEW MODERN DANCING

u. Fletcher Hallamore, the leading
Dancing Expert and Instructor in New
FOOT EASE, the antiseptic powder to
be shaken into the shoes, for ten years,
and recommend it to all my pupils" 1t
cures and prevents sore feet Sold by all
Drug and Department Stores, 25c Sample
FREE, Address, Allen S. Olmsted LIE
Roy, N. Y.-Adv.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
LOSING HOPE
WOMAN VERY ILL
Finally Restored To Health
By Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Bellevue, Ohio" was in terrible
state before took Lydia E. Pinkham's

v e ge ia Dl g Com
pound. M y ba ok
acheduntil l thought
it would break, l had
pains all over me,
nervous feelings and
periodic troubles. /
was very weak and
run down and was
losing hope of ever
b ing w ell an d
strong. After TAX
ing lydia E. Pink
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
A letter to
Or. kilmer q Co.,
Bingha m pton, N. v.
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do for You

Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do for You
Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y, for a sample size
bottle. 1t will convince anyone. You
will also receive a booklet of valuable
information, telling about the kidneys
and bladder. When writing, be sure
and mention this paper. Regular fifty
cent and one-dollar size bottles for sale
at all drug stores
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Currency Hard to Carry.

On the Island of Yam, which was re-
Gently captured by the Japanese, the
dime is the exact replica of COM
mon grindstone. 1t is 20 inches in
diameter and made of practically the
same material. Fortunately, values
are very low, dime, for instance, be.
ing sufficient to buy a chicken.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Tho Silent Hour,

One of the most valuable and eff
fective methods of relaxation, recently
tried for both children and mother,
has been the silent hour" immedi-
ately after luncheon. Each member
of the family's privilege of reading,
writing or sleeping is respected dur
ing this hour, in which children-after
few days trial-readily cooperate.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Found at Last.
What are you selling?" asked

What are you selling?" asked Dr.
ogenes.
Mining stock" said the man.
Sure thing, eh?"
NO; it looks good, but it may not
pan out"
AN honest man at last yelled Di-
ogenes. I'll trade you my lantern
for a couple of shares"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Extendinn. of Course.

Why" demanded the indignant war
correspondents, have you killed our
stories?"
You mention half dozen towns
and cities" replied the censor YEARLY,
and assert our battle line is running
through them"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27

Student ION geology expedition)-
Say, professor can't tell one of these
rocks from another.
PROFESSIONALLY, that's very queer!
You must be stone blind.-Cornell
Widow.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
LOYAL to Aunt NAV.

Aunt May was the favorite aunt of
little Ellen. One day the former said
to her, naming three other aunts,
Which do you like best, Aunt Anna,
Aunt Emily or Aunt Palmer?" Little
Ellen looked thoughtful a moment and
then said, why, like Aunt Anna
better than Aunt Palmer. but | don't
like anybody best what isn't you"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27

IT'S always either put up or shut
up
Not when your wife tells you to
stop grumbling and go to work on
the stove. Then you have to do both"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
One Solid Benefit.

Il tell you, sir, the great benefit of
a college education lies in the friends
you make That's so. No matter
how old you are, if you have been
through college you can always find
some one to play poker or bet on the
races or go on a spree with. Life.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27

Doctor-"You must go away for a
long rest" Overworked Merchant
But, doctor I'm too busy to get
away" Doctor-"Well, then, you must
stop ADVERTISING"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
The Deduction,

The I4ady-So you are a hero of
the war?
The Tramp-Yes, ma'am.
The Lady-Then what did you do
with all the money you received writ
ing for the magazines?"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Inconsi stent.

Many man who signs to be an in
dependent farmer kicks like anything
when he happens to wake up some
morning in time to hear the milkman.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Weeks Break-Up-a-Cold Tablets

A guaranteed remedy for Colds and
La Grippe. Price 25c of your druggist.
It's good. Take nothing else.-Adv.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27

How easily we lose poise, swept by
the current OF life! Our root is not
deep enough. Consider the lily rest
ing on the face of the waters, its roots
far below. How serene it rides the
ripples, and how confidently it has
sought the light, that its life may ex-
pand therein above the turbulence of
the waves!-Trinities and Sanctities.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Plenty of Time.

Your honor, we ask postponement
In this case"
Both sides agreed?"
yes"
Very we'll Get together and agree
on a year."
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
The Way of IL.

II proposed to my stenographer-"
"You didn't"
Don't get excited. I only proposed
she should he assister to me-"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
An EMBRYO Humorist.

Johnny, didn't you hear me say to
save part of your doughnut for little
sister,"
We'll, ma, you told me not to eat
the hole of 1t, an I didn't; l only ate
the RIM
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put
up 40 years ago. They regulate and
invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugarcoated, tiny granules.-Adv.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Odd,

It Is odd that the man who speaks
without thinking is the one most apt
to say what he fhinks
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Wonder If There Was a Chauffeur?

Six centuries ago the Chinese used
vehicle that carried passengers and
dropped a pebble in a receptacle to
measure every mile that was trav'
ersed
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL You

Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyelids; No smarting-
Just Eye Comfort. Write for Book Of the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Lost In Shuttle.

Boots by Smith. costumes by Rob-
inson, wigs by Jones, scenes by Ding
bat" mumbled the man in the end
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27

Higher-Confound it! This bloom
ing airship is a snare and a delusion.
Skyers-Well, l guess as soon as q
man buys one he finds himself up in
the air.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27

What are you driving att"
I'm trying to dig up who wrote the
play"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Coming and Goinq.

"She takes all her husbands sal
ary"
That's the way she husbands her
resources"
He says >she allows him so cents
a week"
That's the way she resources her
husband"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27

If you bring this advertisement with
you to The Johnson Studio, 1923 Market
Street, San Francisco, we will allow
you One Dollar reduction on your order
of Photographs. The best place on earth
to obtain HIGH GRADE Fotos at mod
crate prices. Wedding parties speci-
atty.
Charles NJ. Johnson
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27

hams Vegetable Compound l improved
rapidly and today am well woman. !
cannot tell you how happy 1 feel and /
cannot say too much for your Compound.
Would not be without it in the house if
it cost three times the amount. Mrs.
CHAs. CHAPMAN, R. F. D. No. z, Belle
vue, Ohio.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
Woman's Precious Gift.

The one which she should most zeal
ously guard, is her health, but it is
the one most often neglected, until
some ailment peculiar to her sex has
fastened itself upon her. When so af-
fected such women may rely upon Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, a
remedy that has been wonderfully sue
cessful in restoring health to suffering
women.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you, write
to Lydia E.Pinkham Medicine Co.
(confidentiaD Lynn. Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by woman
and held in strict confidence.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1915-03-27
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
PATENT ATTORNEYS

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